Legal Disclaimer

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Real Wave (i.e. the business providing All Sines) needs to be protected against any abusive application(s) of law (e.g. frivolous lawsuits), so we need to (and do without exception) insist that you agree to the terms of this stringent disclaimer in order for you to connect with All Sines in any way exposing Real Wave to legal liability.

Before you read the following terms, understand that Real Wave has a natural incentive to avoid harming you (directly or indirectly). Real Wave suffers (and may be ruined, if suffering is gross enough) when fans are negatively impacted during an All Sines experience. If you feel that you have been wronged due to an All Sines experience, never hesitate to contact us. As busy as we generally are, we will do our best to properly handle the situation.

Importantly note that Real Wave may need to change these terms at times. Real Wave will use the All Sines email list to send a link to the updated terms (i.e. likely this updated web page) as needed.

With that said... [drum roll, or whatever "hypematron" you prefer to imagine]... ladies, gentlemen, and all other relevant beings... here... are... Real Wave's... terms...

To the fullest extent permissable by law, you (the reader of this sentence) accept these terms constitute a legally binding and permanent contract between you and Real Wave.

To the fullest extent permissable by law, you (the reader of this sentence) accept that Real Wave is in no way liable for any damage.

To the fullest extent permissable by law, if that law permits any action(s) against Real Wave, you (the reader of this sentence) agree that such action(s) solely occur in a judicial context solely determined by Real Wave (for possible example, but not necessarily definitive conclusion, solely within a court of law within Real Wave's preferred county within the United States of America).

To the fullest extent permissable by law, if that law concludes that you (the reader of this sentence) are under the age of lawfully being binded to the legal terms herein, then you agree to now find an adult legally responsible for your (in)action(s), and immediately insist that he/she/it reads and accepts all of the legal terms herein. Should you decide otherwise, young one, as law cannot be applied against you due to your age in this case, you are righteously cursed (curses have no age limits), if you violate these terms (e.g. act as an ass), and part of that curse is figuring out how to righteously end that curse (hint: do the right thing).