kingarthurThis is awesome. I have never heard a "fuck you" speech more cranked than this. He sounds like the Coked Up Werewolf from Conan o'Brien.

memedumpsterMel Gibson's concept of crazy is barbaric compared to this man's coked up genius.

fedextrue, it dares to even approach the lofty pinnacles of The News as Seen Through the Eyes of a PCP Addict

sosage"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong."

papercut_junkyRight now, the only noise that can be heard in L.A. is the sound of keyboards clicking away as every single spec-script-producing screenwriter is desperately trying to crank out their version of "The Charlie Sheen Story", hoping to have it done and polished before Sheen's bloated body is found floating in a pool.

GhoulHigh powered, high intensity crazy. This is the sort of thing that only comes out of your mind after spending the last 36 hours balls deep in 4 different porn stars while on a crack bender.

TeenerTotAfter the briefcases of coke and porn star beatings, it took insulting the producer to get canceled.

GusPleaseIt is pretty hard to top this in terms of crazy speeches. Consider the circumstances: he is the star of the most-watched comedy on television, he's constantly having drug orgies, and he's in the news more than anyone not named President Obama or The Middle East, but he STILL has to go on the craziest single talk show on the face of the planet.

CharlesSmithCharlie Sheen is my hero. Finally someone had the balls to stand up and do something about fucking Two And A Half Men. The people who are supposed to be responsible for this sort of thing weren't going to cancel it. The responsibility all fell to Charlie Sheen.

BaldrIt might be worth buying a television if they dumped that shitty sitcom for good, and filled the timeslot with Ma-Sheen's coke-rants.

chumbucketOf all the media programs on which to do this, THIS is the show to do it in. Bravo Charlie Sheen, bravo sir.

jangbonesCharlie Sheen does a lot of expensive coke and pays porn stars ,000 to party with him. By all accounts he would like to continue to do these things.

However, in the past forty eight hours, Sheen has gone to great pains to publicly humiliate the creator of his meal ticket in as dramatic a fashion as possible. He has gone out of his way to damage his income stream for no good reason.