Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why did the chickencross the road?
Person 1: So he could get to the other side
*Person 2 is drinking milk at the time and it explodes out of his nose*

Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.

MMM!! DAMN Chuck, your mami is a M.I.L.K. for real! Whip out them cookies!! Hooo-weeee!!!!