The Crown Prince of AssTalk

Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days.

Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him.

And then, this new interview during which he’s asked about gay marriage and his response was to point at his Bible and declare that: “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

In the process alienating a massive homosexual fanbase that has allowed him to live in luxurious seclusion on a compound called Paisley Park for years before moving to LA going door to door to convert his neighbours to become Jehovah’s Witnesses.

But don’t judge, right?

Interesting too as his living room is decorated as follows: “Candles scented the air, and New Age music played in the living room, where a TV screen showed images of bearded men playing flutes.”