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Boss: I need to analyze this data right away! Here is the log in CSV file, find out what happened. Who did what! Load it into Excel and give me graphs of that and that.

Me: Excel? Sir, with all due respect - I would not allow you to touch those disgusting excel graphs! I know better solution! (Stand up and walk into a phone booth, quickly changing)

--2 seconds later--

Elasticshearchman: It's me! I heard you need to analyze some data! Let me help you!

Boss: *Facepalm* Again? Please, you are using too much of that elastic. Can you stop? The only thing I need is a couple graphs based on our log data.

Elasticsearchman: But Sir, just one more time, it will be awesome!

Boss: alright, alright... But make sure I'll get them by noon.

Elasticsearchman: Get ready to be amazed!

--2 minutes later--

Elasticsearchman: Ok, let's see what do we have here? My laptop is at home. And my computer in the other building. Alright, here is one station connected to the domain. And I'm not an admin there. Let's start from here. I just need to run one python script to load everything to elastic.

No python.

Ok. Can I hit my elastic? No, port block.

Ok, now what? Emmm. I can ssh to one random nginx server and in there. Forward proxy - looks like it's working! YES! Elastic is online. And Kibana is here!