Short sleeved shirts (as ever)
Short sleeved hooded tops/ hooded shirts (WTF?)
Ye olde tee shirt/scarf combo
Carrot-fir/drop-crotch trousers
Trousers with elasticated cuffs (especially jeans)
Jeans with zips anywhere other than the flies/cargo pockets/excessive pre-distressing/fake oil spots so you can pretend you're some kind of fucking mechanic
Condomesque beanies
Caps with the New Era/whatever label still attached
Women who don't take the price tag off the soles of their heels
Flatforms. I'm not having it. Wear heels or edges or flats or whatever, but flatforms look shit.

Hats can fuck off
Those really loud leggings Jessie J wears can fuck off
Actually, everything Jessie J wears can fuck off
Any item of clothing that would've been widely derided at some point which suddenly becomes cool can fuck off

whilst cunted on a redwine breakfast on my birthday. In fact, my bf put them on for LoLs a couple of weeks ago. He's >6 foot, these are size 8 short jeans. It was quite funny when he got stuck in them.

I'm not even sure what it means anymore but man alive it's bandied around a lot. Does it mean an authentic classic item that was loved at the time? Does it mean something that is old but shit? Does it just mean it's second hand? Does it mean something new made to look old?

Had second thoughts just before I left the house, but thought fuck it, then had third thoughts as soon as I stepped out the front door and this time decided oh God I look like a Hackney bellend so I went back in and changed them.