Fridays are indisputably the most awesome day in the week. It is perhaps not blatantly obvious why this is so.

The reason that Fridays are the most awesome, opposed to Saturdays for example is that Friday afternoon is as far from Monday morning as you can get with no work in between. Saturday, while awesome, is not the most awesome because it is right before Sunday (which lacks awesome) which is right before Monday. Mondays are like the black hole of awesome. It sucks the awesome right out of everything in the world. Except when you’re on holiday that is.

The Happy Red Bull Friday message of the day is:

Happy happy Friday! Drink Red Bull, it’s main ingredient is awesome. It is also the main ingredient IN awesome. Only Stephen Hawking truly understands that.