The k in school board spokesman Jack Sheard’s name looks kind of like a rifle’s barrel with a bipod attached. He should be fired unless he changes his name, since that’s how their school system apparently works.

Perhaps we need to form an advocacy group to advance a citizen's right to say their own name.

If I was into knitting, I'd want to set up an advocacy organization to lobby congress. It's that bad. Who knows, they might interpret knitting to be manufacturing in a place not properly zoned? When common sense is discarded, what is left?