DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.

Looks like he translated to another language via some translator site and then back to english._________________Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
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This is going to be some parts of a post that isn't all funny, but had some GREAT lines in it. The gist of the post is the conversation between characters and the trainers in the game: (Link)

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Trainer: You know how sometimes you try to hit a guy, but he just moves out of the way?

Warrior: I HATE that! Who does that guy think he is?

Trainer: You don't have to put up with that-when he pulls that crap, just hit him anyway!

Warrior: Of course... it's so simple.

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Trainer : I am now going to teach you how to bring back the dead during battle.

Druid: No friggin wai.

Trainer : FIrst. Watch very carefully. *Cracks squirrel on head with mace* Watching? *Throws a seed at the squirrels head bringing it back to life* Its a night elf secret. If anyone asks, its a magical seed. Only use it once every 20 minutes to make people believe this.

Druid :HOLY CRAP where do i get these magical seeds?!

Trainer : no they aren't really magical. Just get them off a reagent vendor.

Druid : oh..but say..if i needed to bring two people back to life..could i jus

Trainer ;NO YOU MUST NEVER USE IT OUTSIDE OF 20 MINUTES!

druid : WHY NOT!

Trainer : Or i'll kill you.

druid : but we could help people!

Trainer : Go bear form for a moment would ya?

druid : *goes bear form*

Trainer : BEAR IN THE PARK KILL IT, ITS RABID!

druid : *dies to hundreds of guards.*

Trainer : *smacks druid in head with a seed, druid comes alive*

Druid :...i get it i get it.

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trainer- ok... so you know how you have been droping this little dinky totem that shoots fire balls? I will now teach you how to drop one that makes even bigger fire balls!! *trainer drops down the totem*

shaman-oohh...ahhh!!! it burns it burnnnsss... get it the f- off me *shaman drops stoneclaw totem*

trainer- oh ya, you can also drop these cool little totems that make monsters attack them sometimes

shaman- and why didn't you tell me this before?

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Warrior Trainer: You know how you usually run really fast at the bad guys? Have you ever tried running at the good guys? 8g please.

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Trainer: Ok, here's how you tame a pet. Take this "Training Stick", find me an owl or something, and go beat it over the head until it likes you.

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Blind: You see that sand down there on the floor? Today I'm going to show you how to throw it in someone's eyes!

Shiv: You know how you usually put poison on your dagger and stab someone with it? Here, let me show you how to do it the right way.

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Mongoose Bite: You know when someone hits you, I'm gonna teach you to hit them back.

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Warrior Trainer: When you move your feet, you can STAY angry by thinking about crushing kittens. That will be 12 silver please.

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Rogue Trainer: "Here's Sinister Strike Rank 2. It involves twisting the blade as you connect with your target's torso, causing greater injury than before."
Rogue: "What if I twist the blade... and use more force when stabbing?"
Rogue Trainer: "That's Rank 3, you can't do that yet."
Rogue: "Sure I can, see? Just gotta move my arm a little faster."
Rogue Trainer: "Stop that."
Rogue: "Hey, I bet I could get better results with my Backstab and Ambush using these same techniques."
Rogue Trainer: "No, you can't do that until I tell you about it."
Rogue: "Dude, is this all there is? Just... you know, stabbing people harder?"
Rogue Trainer: "It's far more complex than that. You have to be at the right level to have the appropriate Strength and Agility in order to attack with the required amount of force."
Rogue: "So... If I just always attack with the most force, won't I always be using the highest Rank of my attacks?"
Rogue Trainer: "You're going to have to leave before I contact a GM."

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Warrior Trainer: Have you tried running at bad guys really fast? That might work. That will be 1 silver.
Hunter Trainer: Try yelling at your pet. Maybe tell it to kill or maim or something. That might work. That will be 10 gold.
Mage Trainer: So, you've been using that fireball for a while... but did you consider... a BIGGER fireball? Possibly with more fire? Huh? Pretty clever huh.
Rogue Trainer: So today I'm going to teach you ANOTHER way to stab something.

My favorite:

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IDK, pally trainers seem very self less. "Ok, I'm going to teach you the move divine intervention, watch closely 'cus I can only do it once."

DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.

DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.

DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.

DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.

Was a new breed of keylogger posts, I can't even recreate how funny it was. Should've copypasta'd it._________________"The problem with quotes on the Internet is the validity of them." -Abraham Lincoln

Now you've done it. You've gone and made me all hungry and everything. And I was so sleepy already..._________________Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki