I love Haynes Manuals, those vintage auto repair books for DIYers. Not that I would know what to do with one once I popped open the hood — I just loved losing myself in their intricate cutaway diagrams when I was a kid, pretending they were spaceships or the inner workings of other science fiction fetish objects.

Make that vessels. The Haynes Enterprise guide features ridiculously detailed illustrations and photographs, plus equally involved background info and tech specs for all versions of the starship from the big and small screen. Hit the jump for more.

Whether you’re more a Scotty or a Geordi, this guidebook should make any “Trek” fan the big chief engineer on campus. The hardcover offers schematic goodness for the following Enterprises:

• NX-01 (“Star Trek Enterprise”)

• NCC-1701 (The original TV series, plus “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” “The Wrath of Khan” and “The Search for Spock.” The 2009 film featured a reinterpreted version of this Enterprise.)

• NCC-1701-B and 1701-C (Featured briefly in “Generations” and in “Star Trek: The Next Generation” episode “Yesterday’s Enterprise.”)

• NCC-1701-D (“Star Trek: The Next Generation” TV series and “Generations”)

• NCC-1701-E (“First Contact,” “Insurrection” and “Nemesis”)

Oh, and what you see comes with guaranteed accuracy by technical consultant Michael Okuda, so you’ll have an even clearer idea just how much is necessary to really give her all she’s got. Whatever incarnation she may be.

You can pre-order “U.S.S. Enterprise: Haynes Manual” for $26.99. It ships Nov. 16.