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Due to the slippery floors Primark will now be rebranded Skidmark. Just avoid the underwear.

Brilliant! lol

[quote][p][bold]old buffer[/bold] wrote:
Due to the slippery floors Primark will now be rebranded Skidmark. Just avoid the underwear.[/p][/quote]Brilliant! lolMinty Fresh

old buffer wrote…

Due to the slippery floors Primark will now be rebranded Skidmark. Just avoid the underwear.

Brilliant! lol

Score: 4

cromwell9
6:06pm Tue 8 Jul 14

So every time it rains ,Primark will have to close their store, for Elf A. S.
This story has made my day.
Look out a WASP has come into the store .quick close the shutters.
You cant make it up.HA HA HA.

So every time it rains ,Primark will have to close their store, for Elf A. S.
This story has made my day.
Look out a WASP has come into the store .quick close the shutters.
You cant make it up.HA HA HA.cromwell9

So every time it rains ,Primark will have to close their store, for Elf A. S.
This story has made my day.
Look out a WASP has come into the store .quick close the shutters.
You cant make it up.HA HA HA.

Score: 5

Lord Spring
3:47pm Tue 8 Jul 14

According to shoppers the store has been closed due to people bringing water and staff are working to clear it up before customers can be let back inside.

They should stop people bringing their water in there

According to shoppers the store has been closed due to people bringing water and staff are working to clear it up before customers can be let back inside.
They should stop people bringing their water in thereLord Spring

According to shoppers the store has been closed due to people bringing water and staff are working to clear it up before customers can be let back inside.

Large quantities of water were spread around the inside of the store, causing thousands of Pounds of improvements to the stock.....

Large quantities of water were spread around the inside of the store, causing thousands of Pounds of improvements to the stock.....speedy231278

Large quantities of water were spread around the inside of the store, causing thousands of Pounds of improvements to the stock.....

Score: 13

burgerboy
5:17pm Tue 8 Jul 14

Had to shut the doors in case anyone slipped on the wet floor and injured themselves whilst trying to nick the stock......

Had to shut the doors in case anyone slipped on the wet floor and injured themselves whilst trying to nick the stock......burgerboy

Had to shut the doors in case anyone slipped on the wet floor and injured themselves whilst trying to nick the stock......

Score: 2

afcdibby
7:50pm Tue 8 Jul 14

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.

Really?

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.
Really?afcdibby

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.

Really?

Score: 4

old buffer
10:10pm Tue 8 Jul 14

Due to the slippery floors Primark will now be rebranded Skidmark. Just avoid the underwear.

Due to the slippery floors Primark will now be rebranded Skidmark. Just avoid the underwear.old buffer

Due to the slippery floors Primark will now be rebranded Skidmark. Just avoid the underwear.

Score: 12

Minty Fresh
11:58pm Tue 8 Jul 14

afcdibby wrote…

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.

Really?

Marlene.... go back to Only Fools & Horses!!
Really.

[quote][p][bold]afcdibby[/bold] wrote:
Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.
Really?[/p][/quote]Marlene.... go back to Only Fools & Horses!!
Really.Minty Fresh

afcdibby wrote…

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.

Really?

Marlene.... go back to Only Fools & Horses!!
Really.

Score: 1

madras
9:27am Wed 9 Jul 14

afcdibby wrote…

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.

Really?

Absolutely, I personally would travel hundreds of miles on a day trip just to visit Primark ;-)

[quote][p][bold]afcdibby[/bold] wrote:
Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.
Really?[/p][/quote]Absolutely, I personally would travel hundreds of miles on a day trip just to visit Primark ;-)madras

afcdibby wrote…

Marlene Knight, who was visiting Bournemouth for the day from Reading, said she had been left disappointed by the shop’s closure.

Really?

Absolutely, I personally would travel hundreds of miles on a day trip just to visit Primark ;-)

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