Standing up the the Ancient Pythoness during the trial to explain "the truth" of the situation

44% (26)

Staking Lorena

32% (19)

Shooting Debbie Pelt

0% (0)

Interrupting the Pack Master competition to explain that Furnan was "cheating"

13% (8)

Using a book to disarm the library bandit

6% (4)

Firing the shotgun into the ceiling in the Service Station to get the Weres' attention.

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What do you think the long term affects of the Blood Bond will be?

8% (5)

Being bonded to Eric will destroy any chances Sookie has at any normal relationship with another male creature

13% (8)

She will learn to love it eventually

8% (5)

She will never like it but it will end up saving her life someday

6% (4)

She will become more accustomed to it and it won't affect her relationships with other males

5% (3)

She will come to hate Eric because of it

57% (34)

It will eventually be just like her telepathy; she'll learn to live with it and use it to her advantage and to make the best of any situation - but it might bother her on occasion, just like her telepathy does

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Choose Sookie's best defensive move from the following. Choose 2

71% (42)

Univiting Mickey into her duplex in DaaD

42% (25)

Revealing her breast in DD

15% (9)

Talking loudly at the accident scene in LDID so that witnesses would intervene and not let the FotS women take control of the situation

11% (7)

Shutting the door to her kitchen when her house was on fire

40% (24)

Cupping her hands and clapping them over Gabe's ears to disable him in LDID

From Quinn, "He loved the smell of me, the touch of me, the way my lips felt."

35% (21)

From Quinn, "Yes, yes, yes, yes. Please. Please, please."

30% (18)

From Quinn "He liked me too; right at the moment, he like me a whole bunch. He wanted to like me right up against the wall."

5% (3)

From JB "Sookie was still built wonderful. He wished he could screw her right now. She was so sweet and nice."

13% (8)

From Lilly in Daad "No, I discovered she really was the neat freak she seemed and she really had been unable to withstand my turned-up collar."

59 voters have answered this question.

Choose the Worst Telepathic "Over-Hear"

37% (22)

From Rene - The death of his sister and glimpses into his darkness and the other killings

20% (12)

From Alcee Beck - The revulsion he felt towards Sookie for dating a vampire and his degrading thoughts about Lafayette being a disgrace to the black community

15% (9)

From Orgy Participants - The killing of Lafayette

27% (16)

From Andy - When he deliberately thought terrible things toward her in order to get a reaction

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Best Wardrobe Ensemble. Choose 2

20% (12)

Red-flowered dress in DUD

10% (6)

Laced up jeans and bared tummy shirt (Britney outfit) in LDID

33% (20)

Ice-Blue beaded gown in ATD

3% (2)

FotS "regular-gal" disguise in LDID

18% (11)

Lime-Green chiffon dress in DD

11% (7)

Fire Engine Red dress in CD

5% (3)

Halleigh's bridesmaid dress in FDTW

1% (1)

The old blue nightgown

13% (8)

Denim skirt, red tights, red tee and Mary Janes in DaaD

23% (14)

Eric's shirt in LDID

42% (25)

Tight jeans, white sweater and the cranberry coat in DaaD

5% (3)

Daisy-Mae's cutoffs for the Orgy

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Best Internal Monologue

10% (6)

Mr. Cataliades just looked shocked, as if a monkey had begun to speak to him in iambic pentameter.

5% (3)

I guessed that Maxwell would get a nice toy for Christmas, and Bill - whoops Namelss - would get ashes and switches.

8% (5)

"Don't look poor"

13% (8)

I was sure I would have heard if the highway patrol had decided to start shooting speeders instead of ticketing them

13% (8)

Alcide & Eric were both big men and the room really seemed crowded all of a sudden. Maybe their egos were using up all the oxygen.

5% (3)

"Aren't you sweet," Eric observed, and I hoped he was thinking of my character

18% (11)

[When Eric is attempting to glamor Sookie] I risked a quick peek and sure enough he was looking at me expectantly. Was I supposed to pull of my dress? Bark like a dog? Kick Bill in the shins? Shit.

0% (0)

[After Sookie suggests to Bill & Eric that they don't have to return to Russell's to check on Bubba and that they could just call] - They both stared at me like I was turning into a frog

27% (16)

I felt a lurch of desire and came very close to saying, "What the hell, take me now, you big Viking."

30% (18)

After that, I went to the grocery store. No weres attacked, no vampires rose. No one tried to kill me or anyone I knew. no secret relatives revealed themselves, and not a soul tried to involve me in his or her problems, marital or otherwise. I was practically reeking with normality by the time I got home.