Holy Paging Pixar. China’s just trotted out a new sickeningly cute ball of fur that isn’t a panda. I don’t even care if this is pathetic Communist propaganda to “keep up with the Germanses.”

World, meet Hu Niu.

“A caretaker feeds an one-month old female tiger cub named ‘Hu Niu’ with a bottle of milk at a zoo in Jinan, east China’s Shandong Province April 12, 2007. ‘Hu Niu’ was born on March 10 but was neglected by her mother ‘Shun Shun’ who is now busy mating.”

Awww. Hu Niu that tigers were such dirty whores? Shun shunning their cubs just so they can screw screw!