Don't swing into the new year.... SING INTO THE NEW YEAR! As is the Monster Tradition, MONSTER RONSON will be your KJ + special guest REBELLOUNGE / DIESEL KARAOKE coming to you all the way from Switzerland! Everyone who's inside the club at midnight gets a free glass of sekt!! PROST AND PARTY HARDY BOYS N GIRLS --- IT'S A NEW AGE!!

***ES WIRD HEUTE ABEND WEGEN DER PARTY KEIN BOXHOPPING GEBEN***

Freitag 4.1.13 SING LIVE ON STAGE with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

It's a brand new year and Scotty's gonna kick it off with a killer night
of karaoke on the open stage! Start your year off with a resolution you
can stick to: MORE SINGING!!

Whether you consider it starting your next weekend REALLY early or just tacking on another day to your last one, there's no place like the RONSONS on a Monday to get nasty! And there's no better KJ to get nastier with than SVETI!!

3
euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the
next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or
just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great
social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring
some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays
are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those
boxes!

SVETLANA PALL MALL is hosting a very special post-xmas bash with JINGLE BALLS: a special MIXED NUTS edition, with the theme SANTA AND SLAVES! Dress up as Santa or his slave and get in for free! We're mixing up Open Stage karaoke with some nasty hip-hop DJ sets from Sveti, to see what happens when Santa and his slaves get freaky on the dancefloor!! Es lohnt sich, boys and girls!

Freitag 28.12.12 SING LIVE ON STAGE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

TGIF: THANK GOD IT'S FENEK!! She's back again from Leipzig this Friday
to cure your karaoke ailments with her special KJ touch!! Get on our
space-stage and blast off into wonderland!!

Your Saturday night just got bigger, better, nastier, and FIERCER, just
like this girl's tits!! Watch them bounce on the big stage, and then you
can bounce around on the big stage too!! Let's PARTY, boys and girls!!

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Kick off the evening swinging with a SWING DANCE DJ SET from the KÄPT'N himself, starting at 7:30pm, followed by OPEN STAGE karaoke all night, starting at 9:30pm! FREE ENTRY + HALF PRICE BOXES from 7 - 10pm !!Montag 31.12.12 DIE SINGENDE SILVESTER PARTY mit MONSTER RONSON ab 22 Uhr
Don't swing into the new year.... SING INTO THE NEW YEAR!! Spend the last moments of 2012 singing on the big stage with MONSTER RONSON! The Warschauer bridge is also a perfect place to watch the fireworks! We're gonna party like it's end of the world, all over again!!

Sveti's gonna provide another nasty night of sexiness, karaoke madness, hip-hop DJ sets, dancing, and all-around obsceneness!! It starts with a dancefloor karaoke warm-up at 10pm, followed by a hip-hop / karaoke MASH-UP later on! And when things get much hotter later on, who knows what will happen after that! Don't be shy --- MIX YOUR NUTS!!

Freitag 21.12.12 SING NOW - DIE TOMORROW!!! ab 22 Uhr

The bad news is: the Mayans were right. This is it, folks.

The good news is: WE'RE GOING DOWN SINGING!!

MONSTER JONSON is going to host this LAST-IN-A-LIFETIME OPEN STAGE KARAOKE EXPERIENCE!! Spend your last few hours on planet earth SINGING LIVE on the big stage!! Since we've got nothing to lose, we're gonna leave our inhibitions at the coat-check and get WILD. There will be some interactive games as well plus an APOCALYPTIC SONGBOOK to choose songs from, for a free shot! It's the last day of the world.... LET'S MAKE IT COUNT!!

Ok, so maybe the world didn't end. What are we gonna do now? How about celebrating with SCOTTY on the big stage at the Ronsons all night long until the early morning hours?! Sounds good to me!! It's good to be alive!! PROST!

Got an annoying family? Can't stand Christmas Carols? Don't have a
family? Come join our family on Christmas!! Sing Live on Stage with
MONSTER RONSON on what is going to be a nice, cozy evening! XMAS with
the MONSTERS!! As usual there will be BOXHOPPING!! JINGLE BALLS!!

Svetlana is all about give and take: she loves to watch you dance, you love to watch her boobs bounce. She loves to hear you sing, you love to hear her scream "TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!" It's the basis of every healthy relationship. So tie the knot and ask Sveti to gay-marry you this Thursday. She'll bring home the bacon, babes!! Karaoke starts at 10pm followed by a dancefloor karaoke / hip-hop mash-up! Get nasty!!!Freitag 14.12.12 SING LIVE ON STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

Didn't get lucky on Thursday night? Try again on Friday!! Your favorite hostess with the mostest on her chest is back again on Friday on the big stage to seduce you into singing, dancing, screaming, getting naked, and doing a pole dance. Sing into the morning hours with Sveti!!

Sing Sexy Songs Saturday with Scotty So Someone Sexy Sees, Says, Shit!, She Sings So Sexy, Scotty! Sex?? You never know what might happen when you get on board at the Ronsons. Take off on the big stage with SCOTTY !!

Meet the Monsters! BOXHOP til you drop and sing with SCOTTY in our lounge! Mondays don't have to be no-fun-days!!

3
euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the
next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or
just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great
social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring
some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays
are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those
boxes!

Sveti's mixin' up DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE with a nasty hip-hip DJ set all night, starting at 10pm! Lose your inhibitions! And if you lose your shirts, you'll get a free shot! If you lose all of your clothes, you'll get a free bottle of sekt! Let the weekend start early! Because, why not?! Mix your nuts!!

Freitag 7.12.12 SING LIVE ON STAGE with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

It's Friday night and the BIG STAGE is waiting for you to get on board! Let SCOTTY take you on a ride through the Galaxy of Song that you won't forget! Or, if it's a really wild ride, maybe you won't even remember!

KILL YOUR HANGOVER! Whether Bloody Mary or Vodka Energy is your choice of hangover-killer, PUNKY is sure to be your KJ of choice to lick your wounds under the comfort of Disco Balls and the pink lights on the Open Stage! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 19 - 22 Uhr!

Montag 10.12.12 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with MONSTER JONSON ab 22 Uhr

Mondays are sooooo gay. That's why we love them! Monster Jonson is even gayer than Mondays. EVEN BETTER! Come sing and dance and get drunk your favorite KJ in short-shorts!

3
euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the
next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or
just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great
social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring
some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays
are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those
boxes!

Coming to you all the way from Copenhagen to join forces with the karaoke powerhouse that is Svetlana, is the incredible LILLE MADS, who is going to deliver a fierce and furious hip-hop DJ Set alongside some nasty DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE with SVETI, beginning at 10pm! Mingle with some nice, queer, hip-hop and karaoke enthusiasts in our lounge and flirt with the hostness with the mostest on her chest!! The weekend starts early at Ronsons so come on over and get down!!

Freitag 30.11.12 SING LIVE ON STAGE with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

Get krunky, get funky! Get rid of your inhibitions - and your shirts! It's Friday, bitches! SCOTTY's your man and he's gonna make you DANCE! Get up onto the big stage again and again until the early morning!

RONSONS CELEBRATES ITS EIGHTH BIRTHDAY!! Enjoy FREE BEER until 1am and
SING LIVE on STAGE with MONSTER RONSON HIMSELF and his KJ TEAM! Cos'
nothing goes hand in hand in hand better than BEER, SINGING, and one
kick-ass MONSTER BASH!!

COME IN STYLE and get in for FREE!!

Sonntag 2.12.12 LIQUID BRUNCH with CRACKBABY JONES ab 21 Uhr

KILL YOUR HANGOVER!! CRACKBABY JONES is hosting Open Stage this Sunday at Liquid Brunch! And he's bringing his favorite drug: SINGING LIVE ON THE BIG STAGE! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES until 10pm!!

Montag 3.12.12. MultiSEXual BOXhopping with CRACKBABY JONES ab 22 Uhr

How does Crackbaby manage to KJ all night on Sunday and come back on Monday to do it all over again? Well, we're not allowed to say it here, but his name might give you an idea ;) 3
euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the
next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or
just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great
social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring
some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays
are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those
boxes!

The weekend in Ronsons begins on Thursday! This Thursday, DJ CO.NG.OO is delivering a hot 'n' nasty hip-hop DJ set, mixed up with the hot 'n' nasty DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE with SVETLANA PALL MALL! The karaoke begins at 10pm, followed by a DJ / KJ mash-up, so you can shake yo ass and sing it off at the same time! Don't be shy - MIX YOUR NUTS!!

Freitag 23.11.12 SING LIVE ON STAGE with SVETLANA PALL MALL ab 22 Uhr

You didn't get enough of Svetlana on Thursday. We know, because we didn't either! But she's back again on Friday to tickle your karaoke-fancy all night long on the big stage! Launch into the Singing Galaxy with the sexiest captain ever! Beam, me up, Sveti!!

Jonson loves to hear you sing, but even more, he loves when you dance as well! Come by on Saturday and get on our newest KJs good side by getting down on the dancefloor, or the stripper pole! Sing on the big stage with him all night!!

This Sunday starts with a swing! The Käpt'n's swing dance DJ set begins at 7:30 - and don't worry if you can't swing dance, the Käpt'n will show you how! OPEN STAGE KARAOKE begins at 9:30! FREE ENTRY + HALF-PRICE BOXES from 7 - 10pm !!

3
euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the
next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or
just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great
social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring
some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays
are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those
boxes!

Dienstag, 13. November 2012

OH WHAT A NIGHT!!! The Sparkleship completed its journey to infinity and back again, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake, and leaving the Ronsons literally TRANSFORMED. In fact, every sparkle soldier on board has been trailing glitter wherever he or she goes - at the bakery, in the kiosk next door, in a lover's sheets (and ass), or on the toilet seat - little souvenirs of our trip to a far-away galaxy. And it was STELLAR. THANK YOU to the SUPERMEN LOVERS, who rocked the stage with their bootylicious disco sounds! THANK YOU MASSIMILIANO PAGLIARA and JUAN OF A KIND for DJ Sets of galactic proportions! THANK YOU MC MONSTER RONSON for navigating the ship with brilliance and MC mastery! THANK YOU to the captains at the fluid station for refueling the rocket boosters all night! THANK YOU dancing sensation JACKIE WORD and last but not least, THANK YOU to our dazzling hostess MARISA SPARKLES for spreading the Word of Glitter once again!! ***MUCH LOVE TO ALL OF YOU SPARKLY PEOPLE***

If you've never experienced the magic that happens when NEDALOT (S&yM & Blackout Crew) joins forces with SVETLANA PALL MALL, this Thursday is your chance! Sveti's gonna kick off the evening with a KARAOKE WARM-UP at 22Uhr, followed by a Hip-Hop & Karaoke MASH-UP all night in the Lounge! Shake yr ass and sing it off at the same time! Get a free shot at the door to lubricate your vocal chords! Let's start the weekend early!!

Freitag 16.11.12 Sing Live on Stage with MONSTER JONSON ab 22 Uhr

Friday's a perfect chance to be one of the first to sing on the new and improved space-stage at Ronsons! It's looking FABULOUS - almost as fabulous as your KJ on Friday night! JONSON's gonna be your Captain at the KJ Pult (mission control) all night and he wants to see you SWEAT! So you better WERQ! WARP-SPEED, BITCHES!!

It's Saturday night -- the place to be is RONSONS, and you're man on the big stage is SCOTTY! If you're covered in sweat from singing and dancing, SCOTTY's not gonna dry you off... he's gonna make you sweat more until the early morning hours! Traut euch and get up on stage! Transport us to another time and place!

Kill your hangover at the Church of Karaoke on Sunday! Your high priestess PUNKY is back again this Sunday to kill you softly while your favorite bartender mixes up some delicious Bloody Mary's, or whatever *hair of the dog* your prefer! Kill your hangover and sing together! FREE ENTRY!

Sveti's in the lounge - y'all better get down! That bitch is mean, wanna hear you SCREAM! Sing in our Monday Lounge and box-hop til you drop! 3
euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the
next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or
just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great
social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring
some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays
are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those
boxes!

Dienstag, 6. November 2012

You've seen them popping up all around Berlin in the past couple of weeks. They were beckoning you from the bathroom stall in Roses, vying for your attention from the beer-soaked bar top at Möbel Olfe. Staring back at you from the mirror when you stumbled into the bathroom the next morning. Winking at you from your boyfriend's cheek when you leaned in to kiss him. Had he been abducted by gay wizards? Was he blessed by a Drag Queen Disco Priestess? Was he cheating on you with a Leprechaun?

No, babes. Don't get your spandex in a twist. These aren't little hints of the apocalypse. They're not the shiny remnants of a crashed UFO, either. They are miniature messengers from another world. Little sand-sized love letters sent back in time from the Aquarian Age. And if you listened carefully in the bathroom stall, or if you could see the signs through the green smoke in the Olfe, then you got the message, written in the Word of Glitter. It said:

PREPARE FOR TAKE-OFF: 10.11.12

Yes, Soldiers. That's right, Captains. THIS SATURDAY - 10.11.12 - it's that time again to board the Sparkleship - to be launched into a realm of Glistening Glamour, Sparkling Slutdom, Booty-Shaking Beat-Dropping, and Laser-Beam Love!

The Ronsons has been tranformed into a sparkle factory. We're standing so deep in glitter, we're practically breathing the stuff! And one by one, our crew members are arriving at the launchpad. In just a few days, your dazzling Hostess MARISA SPARKLES will check in, followed by the fantastic French Disco-Sensational SUPERMEN LOVERS. They'll join with the fabulous forces of DJs MASSIMILIANO PAGLIARA and JUAN OF A KIND, your MC MONSTER RONSON and the dancing phenomenon that is JACKIE WORD. By Saturday, the Ronsons will have completed it's full transformation into a Space Ship, so get ready for take-off!!

COME SPARKLING!! If you're in full Sparkle-Garb and INSIDE THE VESSEL before midnight, you can board for free!! If you're in costume and get on board after midnight, you pay reduced entry at the door!! DOORS OPEN AT 23:00 !!!

See you in space! And remember: MORE IS MORE!!

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Donnerstag 8.11.12 THE SHREDDER at MIXED NUTS ab 22 Uhr

In the coming days before take-off, we've got a great line-up of PREGAMING PARTIES (vorglühen Feste!!) so you don't go stir-crazy while you're gluing sequins on your spandex. THE SHREDDER is going to wet your whistle (unter anderem) and get your feet in shape for some serious disco dancing with a smoltering DJ Set, mixed up with DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE delivered by the fierce and flirty SVETLANA PALL MALL!!

Get your free shot at the door, win prizes in the ACTING CONTEST, shake your ass and sing it off at the same time, get nasty playing dating games!

Freitag 9.11.12 (mini-) ALTERNATIVE KARAOKE with FENEK ab 22 Uhr

Our big stage will be closed on this evening, as it is undergoing a transformation for the SPARKLE ARMY on the following day (see above ;) but that won't stop FENEK from working her Karaoke Zauber all night -- in the Lounge! She's put together a list of ALTERNATIVE songs for you to sing, which you can find *HERE*! This is a night of Ohrwurmfreie Karaoke! Das heißt: no Britney, no Whitney from 22 - 1 Uhr!!

You are cordially invited to another legendary night of dazzling on the dance floor under disco balls and laser beams!

That’s right- it’s that time again when Da General returns from NYC to make sure you pledge your devotion to the Word of Glitter!

-Experience the disco-tastic sounds of The Supermen Lovers LIVE! They are riding their spaceship all the way from Galaxy Francais just to make you shake your booty!-Get lost in the vortex as you dance all night to an ultra- galactic DJ set from Massimiliano Pagliara!This extra sparkling night kicks off with DJ Juan of a Kind who’ll get the party started so you can get down tonight!

Plus , those in full glitter garb also get in free before midnight, if they're on board by midnight!!

Sonntag 11.11.12 LIQUID BRUNCH with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 21 Uhr

Whether you're coming down lightly, coming down hard, or still in outer space, PUNKY is going ease your landing with the best remedy out there for Sunday Blues: SINGING. The big stage is OPEN! Coming back down to earth can be tough, so let's do it together! FREE ENTRY !

Montag 12.11.12 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY ab 22 Uhr

SCOTTY's your man on the KARAOKE DANCEFLOOR on Monday, so you might have to be careful not to slip on the glitter while singing and dancing! Whether you're rockin the mic alone, or singing a duet, or if Scotty's doing his amazing backup vocals -- there's no better way to spend a gloomy Monday!

3 euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those boxes!

Mittwoch 31.10.12 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL ab 21 Uhr !!
As if you needed an excuse to put on a wig and dance the Thriller dance: now you've got one! And it's a fantastic excuse, too: boys and girls, JESSE EVANS is going to deliver a SEXY, SPOOKY DJ Set this Wednesday! And while she freaks you out, you can take part in our annual Pumpkin Carving Contest!! Dress to impress!! FREE ENTRY!! Boo-yah!!

Donnerstag 1.11.12 BREATH CONTROL at MIXED NUTS ab 22 Uhr
The fierce & fabulous DJ BREATH CONTROL knows that make-up and dressing to impress don't just belong to one day out of the year! So dress up again on Thursday and get your ass off of the couch and into the Ronsons for MIXED NUTS!! Your hostess and *Sex-on-Legs* SVETLANA PALL MALL will kick off the evening with a KARAOKE WARM-UP, and then she'll be mashing up karaoke with a HIP-HOP DJ SET all night!

Get your free shot at the door, win prizes in the SEX QUIZ, shake your ass and sing it off at the same time, get kinky and play DATING GAMES, flirt in the smoking lounge (then fuck in a box)!

Freitag 2.11.12 Sing Live on Stage with PUNKY LONGSTOCKING ab 22 Uhr
She's no Uptown Girl, even if she loves to sing it on stage! Let our Downtown Bitch be your karaoke guide on the big stage on Friday! A night with Punky is bound to be a night to remember! And if you can't remember anything on Saturday morning, well, then you know it must have been good (just hope that your friends didn't shoot a video of your performance on the stripper pole) !

Who's got the energy to keep you up and singing all night long?? CRACKBABY of course!! Get pumped, get hammered, get your shit together and GET ON STAGE with CRACKBABY JONES!

***FR/SA: Passwort für ermäßigten Eintritt (2,- Euro): "No, this isn't a costume - I always look like this!!!" (Dies gilt nicht für Bachlorettes, Junggesellenabschiede etc.)***Sonntag 4.11.12 LIQUID BRUNCH with DIESELKARAOKE / REBELLOUNGE ab 21 Uhr
Coming down from Crackbaby can be rough. That's why REBELLOUNGE is coming to you all the way from Switzerland on Sunday to ease your Weekend Woes with what is bound to be an absolut GEILES Liquid Brunch! The entry is free, the stage is open, and the drinks are aplenty. Boys and girls, this is a Liquid Brunch you don't want to miss. ( EPIC ist angesagt :)

Montag 5.11.12 MultiSEXual BOXhopping with SCOTTY ab 19 Uhr
No one moves their ass like SCOTTY. No one! So grab a microphone on our dancefloor and inspire our man to shake it like a polaroid picture! It's DANCEFLOOR KARAOKE, boys and girls!!

3 euros gets you 10 KARAOKE BOXES - where you can hop from one to the next, and sing, sweat, scream, smoke, get naked, cry, take shots, or just mingle with friends - or complete strangers! Booze is a great social lubricant, but SINGING TOGETHER is even better! And if you bring some real lubricant with you, that's even better, because Mondays are especially gay days, and it gets pretty hot and steamy in those boxes!