Even after walloping a baselessly hopeful Purdue team, I'm still up for more humiliation of Danny Hope. Danny Hope is a putz. Times like this make me sorry that Brady Hoke is such a gentleman. He should have greeted Hope after the game and made a point of introducing Hope to Denard Robinson.

I want to thank God, Capcom, you and Al Gore for making this day so much brighter. I would give you every one of my points if I could. There's just so many layers of awesomeness. Not only is Hope in an epic battle with Honda, but I imagine he and the other guys in headsets are club DJs laying down some fat beats while their krew all around them (particularly the guys in stocking hats) are just groovin' to their flow.