I'm beginning to think that there is no "too far" when it comes to worshipping Hello Kitty. You can find nearly any product, any food, any anything with her sweet little beady-eyed face on it. An incredible feat of branding!

Have you ever seen such smooth, shapely fondant? This giant cupcake is like an immaculate drawing come to life. So round, so curvy, such enticing sprinkles. If you'll excuse me, I have a cake to seduce.