Spoof news stories from Friday 30 September 2005

SWANTARA, Congo - In a remarkable experiment, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild are not only good at using simple tools, like a stick to poke in a swampy pool of water to check its depth, but in more sophisticated ways when given more s...

The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...

CAPITOL HILL-Washington Democrats are absolutely giddy over the investigative spotlight now shining on indicted House Speaker Tom DeLay…so much so, that they're already condemned him even before he's had his day in court.