Guide to Dating Married People: Tactics

What You Need To Know To Get Laid On Your First Date

Let’s get this out of the way right at first: you want to have sex on your married date. That’s one of the primary reasons you’re out with this woman instead of home with your wife, although it may not be the only reason you’re here instead of there.

Every move you make should be working towards “the close.”

Yes, going on your first date is like trying to sell something. In this case, you’re trying to sell sex to your date. You don’t have to be completely obvious about it, but don’t forget it, either.

You’re the salesman. The ball is in your court, whether you fumble it or slam it into the endzone. If the woman you’re after doesn’t sleep with you on the first date, you mostly have yourself to blame.

Women know you’re trying to get laid.

A woman on a date is like a person coming onto a car lot. You’re not grabbing them in the street and trying to sell them something they weren’t already thinking about. You’re tapping into their conceptions about what they already want, and are already considering.

That doesn’t mean you have to be obvious about it. Be a good date to her. Make her laugh. Be a gentleman. Just don’t forget at any time that you should be working towards getting her in the bedroom.

Try to break the tension of the date.

Women are usually much more nervous on a first date than men are, or are very nervous in different ways. Men are usually worried that women won’t like them, whereas women are usually aware of whether men like them—they’re just worried that the man they’re dating might not be a “safe” choice for them to date right now.

Tell a joke. Make fun of yourself, but never of her, unless you want her to get angry at you. Don’t talk the servers or the staff wherever you are down—that makes you look very cheap and crass, and women don’t like to go home with that kind of man.

If you can subtly, casually touch her in any way, that can help her feel more at ease with the idea of going home with you later. Sit close to her if it’s not weird (it’s weird at a restaurant, but not a pub).

If you can rest your hand on her lap at some point, you’ll be far in the lead as far as signaling that you’re ready for the next step. You want her to know that you’re not going to be awkward when it comes to sex, and that you’re totally ready to have sex on a married date.

Pacing yourself is important.

If you push for more before a woman is comfortable with you, you’re not going to get it, ever. Women get pressured for sex more often than they don’t, and they hate it.

If you back off if she looks nervous, however, or wait until she’s laughing and smiling before making a move, you stand a far higher chance of success. A good way to know you’re going at a good pace is if she blushes, smiles, or looks away before looking slowly back at you when you make a further move.

Be wary.

Something you have to remember is the fact that you are, whether fortunately or unfortunately, a married man. We’re not saying that you shouldn’t score on a married date, but you should be prepared for a whole host of pleasant or unpleasant scenarios.

Getting laid on a business trip is by far the easiest and most low-stress way of getting sex when you’re married. If you’re not married and you have no way to get safely away for the night, you’re going to encounter a common problem that plagues married men.

Your wife might still want sex.

If your wife does want sex when you get home, you might want to have a contingency plan in place if you’re too tired from your earlier romp in the sack to put out.

Be careful about turning her down.

Acting like anything is out of the ordinary is the number one way that women find out about affairs (number two being stupidity with money). If you would usually jump at the chance to have sex with your wife no matter what day or time it is, be prepared to jump at the chance or face her suspicion. If you would normally put her off, however, don’t worry about putting her off tonight. Just be aware that she might be testing you.