Monday, October 25, 2010

[loud booming rap music playing from car, lyrics going on about crack use and getting arrested; family sitting together in the car, dad is making funny dance moves, and the toddlers are giving belly laughs] Ah, childhood memories...

Thursday, September 16, 2010

OK. So I started posting Overheard Outside Traffic Court on my Facebook, just to commemorate the stuff I hear. Because it's funny. And sad. And on balance makes me smile. The human condition is a strange one. Every day I hear more bizarre things. Today I decided it might be worth blogging about.

Here's some of what's been on my Facebook page, just to catch you up:

"I ain't gonna deal with these people no more. We all got children to feed and F87k You and everyone here". ( This was on a walkie talkie, by, apparently, a member of the local constabulary).

"Hey, you got f87ked, I got f87ked, we all got f87ked. We just gotta get over it and nobody press charges here."

"Hey, some days you just gotta wait, and that's how it works, Man."

"Fees? Them f87king fees? YOU pay them f87king fees. I ain't paying no f87king fees!"

" I dunno what to tell you. You have to eat this one. Usually, you know artists have to cram their music down people's throats? It's like that."

About Me

Me? Many aspects: Writer, Attorney, Registered Nurse, Behavioral Scientist, Clairvoyant. I'm interested in bringing magic practice back into people's lives: the conscious use of energy to grow, live, and love. We aren't here to be anesthetized consumers of goods. We're here to learn about love and grow the planet.