Thursday, April 30, 2015

Isn't it amazing how all of these...."In-House Produced".... SyFy Channels shows....supposedly breaking all of these ratings records in their debuts according to all of their initial and deceptive...."In-House Written"....press releases....are always all cancelled within 24 months?Moving along to the next order of business....When does the SyFy Channel finally admit that...."Z Nation"...has been a ratings flop all along as well?______________________________Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Whispering...."It looks like our man...(takes off his sunglasses).....moonlights as a crappy television programmer on the....SyFy Channel"....(walks out of camera range....)______________________________Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

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Monday, April 27, 2015

Can't you already watch...."Saw".... on DVD and Blu-Ray unedited without commercial breaks?______________________________Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

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Sunday, April 26, 2015

“We saw an explosion of sci-fi/fantasy content across every cable and broadcast network out there,” said Syfy president Dave Howe. “Perceptions of the genre have shifted dramatically. What that speaks to is an opportunity to re-own the genre and be at the forefront of high-end buzzy, provocative storytelling — and the epiphany of that was Battlestar.”So in other words, David Howe saw everybody else doing his job on other cable networks. The job he was supposed to be doing all along at the SyFy Channel.Does this network (SyFy) have any idea how screwy and "Fu**ed" up they are....The very idea of a cable network that was supposed to be Science Fiction all along and abandoning such programming...and then looking around at the other cable networks that aren't Science Fiction in their on-air identities, doing shitloads of Science Fiction? And doing it really well.Basically these other cable networks have been doing the SyFy Channel's job for them. And then the SyFy Channel suddenly decides to.... COPY... what these other cable networks are doing really well (Science Fiction) out of....JEALOUSY....The SyFy Channelis basically....JEALOUS....of what they should have been doing all along.Let's also not forget that this channel (SyFy) has had no great love for the Science Fiction genre and its fans as well. Repeatedly (even at this late date) referring to the Science Fiction fans as...."GEEKS"..."NERDS"....and I quote here directly from the corporate mouth of the SyFy Channel in the decade of the 2000s...."Still living in their parents basements".....I'll tell you what's wrong with the SyFy Channel, and it goes way beyond its incredulous lack of Science Fiction programming for years while simultaneously airing junk like wrestling and..."Sharknado"....These people (NBC-Universal, Vivendi-Universal) never should have bought the Sci-Fi Channel in the first place back in the late 1990s. It was an..."Unsuitable Corporate Fit"....from day one. These people who bought it clearly didn't fit in with Science Fiction, didn't fit in with the thought processes of Science Fiction fans, were not suitable owners for such a channel, and the millions of viewers this channel lost because of it and will never get back is proof as to why these people never should have bought this channel.This channel would have made money hand over fist over the years as purely a Science Fictionchannel if it were owned and operated by Science Fiction fans who clearly love the genre. That's where the money would have come from. Love of the genre."What that speaks to is an opportunity to re-own the genre and be at the forefront of high-end buzzy, provocative storytelling — and the epiphany of that was Battlestar.”Even at this late date,the SyFy Channel is the only entity on this Earth holding any fond memories of its failed remake attempt of..."Battlestar Galactica"...infamously known as...."GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only)“We saw an explosion of sci-fi/fantasy content across every cable and broadcast network out there,” said Syfy president Dave Howe. “Perceptions of the genre have shifted dramatically. Now here is something truly outrageous. The president of what was supposed to be a Science Fiction cable network all along admitting that the only time he puts Science Fiction programming on the air, is when it is doing really well on other cable networks. In other words, he waits for temporary and favorable surges in marketing trends to exist before he puts Science Fiction on what is supposed to be a Science Fiction cable network all of the time, regardless of favorable marketing trends. In the mean time, he puts junk on the air (not Science Fiction related) such as..."Sharknado"....and wrestling.This would be like Animal Planet only putting animal related programming on the air if there are temporary and favorable surges in marketing trends allowing them to do so. Or The Weather Channel only putting weather related information on the air if there is a temporary market for it. In the meantime, both channels show porn while waiting forthe next favorable and temporary surge in marketing trends to exist, which would allow them to show the content of what their channels are supposed to be. This is where theSyFy Channel separates from its broadcasting peers via the fork in the road. All other cable channels always show precisely the contents of what their cable channels are supposed to be (always related to their specific on air identities), regardless of temporary and favorable surges in marketing trends.______________________________Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...

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Thursday, April 23, 2015

2009 - Show this promo to someone completely unaware of the SyFy Channel and dare them to identify the identity of this cable channel based upon the absolute incomprehensible mess of this ad. Without flashing the "SyFy" logo at the end of course.

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...Instead of from..."Generic Programming Hacks"...(Ronald D. Moore)....or from the SyFy Channel's own staff of..."Generic Programming Hacks"....sitting around a board room table and tossing around truly stupid ass ideas for television programming...

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It's amazing how many excuses (with a "Bright Side Finish") always have to be made for this pathetic channel again and again to always try and compensate for how bad it is.______________________________

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Friday, April 17, 2015

"Sharknado"....isn't a...."Franchise."It is precisely..."Two Low Rated Movies"...beaten back to life with a dead horse because the supremely untalented SyFy Channel executives have nothing better to offer in its place because of their all encompassing lack of talent...which bore..."Sharknado"....in the first place.And an assorted collection of knick knacks (comic books) also doesn't make two low rated movies a franchise.

When is the comic book..."Sharknado vs. The SyFy Channel Programming Department"....coming out?

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....Since alcohol I suspect has had a hand in the construction of its daily schedule for the past 16 years....1. Wrestling2. C.S.I. reruns3. William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night4. Sharknado5. Crossing Over With John Edward6. Scare Tactics7. Haunted Highway8. Ghost Mine9. Ghost Hunters10. Dream Team11. Into The Pooper With Wil Wheaton12. Sciography (all 2 episodes)13. The "Cape Fear" movie14. Sharktopus15. "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) 16. Caprica17. Blood & Chrome Is...."Drunk Trailer Park Trash"....thedemographic the SyFy Channel is now going after?Rednecks sitting around a campfire at night still wearing their....flip-flops....from earlier in the day....chatting about Dolly Parton, tractor pull contests, laundry clothes lines being pulled down into the mud by dogs, Aunt Buzzy kicking the cat while wearing her combat boots (the same combat boots she wears to church every Sunday with her sun dress), discussing the wedding plans for cousins Ruby and Skeet, the best lube to use on your tractor engine, who will win next Wednesday's cat tossing contest, and when would be the best time for Buford to hit on that cute little cashier (12 years old) at the...."Cigar World"....drive-thru window.

The SyFy Channel has a heck of a lot of nerve labeling the Science Fiction community with the all too typical..."Wall Street Based Stereotype Moniker"...."Nerds"....since they themselves as alleged Science Fiction television programmers fail daily in every aspect of their chosen profession in managing what is supposed to be a Science Fiction channel.Don't criticize a group of people you have repeatedly failed to entertain for the past 15 years because you aren't cerebral enough, imaginative enough, or inspired thinking enough to have done so.

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...cable channel doing nothing more than reflecting the dysfunctional personality of its parent corporation...NBC-Universal. SyFy certainly never being a Science Fiction channel by any technical definition.

What have we gotten from parent corporation NBC-Universal...The Mommy & Daddy of... SyFy?

1. The Maury Povich Show

2. Blind Date

3. The entire horrid SyFy Channel schedule

4. Fake..."Battlestar Galactica"....movie press releases every two years.

5. The upcoming..."Battlestar Galactica - Definitive Collection" Blu-Ray"....due in May which we already know for a fact will have crappy looking outer packaging housing the Blu-Ray discs. Who knows how the Blu-Ray discs themselves will be technically damaged. Unable to even load in your Blu-Ray player?6. A generic cable channel (SyFy) which is consistently 85% random junk in its television programming and 15% sporadic attempts at Science Fiction which never come across too well.

Did I leave anything out?

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An Irish pop duo no one has ever heard of eligible for casting in a low rated..."Sharknado"....movie simply because they post on..."Twitter"....Combined with....the stunt casting of..."David Hasselhoff"....and...."Ann Coulter"....Combined with...a series of B movies on the SyFy Channel that shouldn't have technically made it to the third installment due to the low ratings of the first two...Combined with....a backwater cable channel that has never known which way is up (SyFy) in the fine art of television programming or establishing a discernible and consistent on-air identity for itself.This..."Sharknado 3"....sounds like a winner to me!! I mean, how can you lose with a winning formula like this? (Rolling my eyes)

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Any consumer browsing for Blu-Ray purchases on http://www.amazon.com or at their local video store will be instantly repelled by this unattractive, weathered, and sand paper rubbed in appearance packaging. Perhaps this has been the..."Master Plan"...of Universal Studios all along? Unattractive packaging art can only hurt unit sales. A month before its release and the outer packaging still hasn't been improved upon._______________________________

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When is Science Fiction not Science Fiction? When is Fantasy not Fantasy? When is the entire pile of poop revealed to be just another boring, generic Soap Opera at its core through process of elimination?When Ronald D. Moore is doing yet another low rated cable show, that's when!!

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Friday, April 10, 2015

Success is in the eye of the beholder, no doubt. Especially if your business is..."Asylum Films"....

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Thursday, April 9, 2015

March 19th, 2008 - The awkward silence, the feelings of embarrassment for these former...."GINO" -(Galactica in Name Only) cast members, the forced applause by the studio audience being rallied by one of Letterman's stage hands..."Yeah!!" can be heard"....the snickers from the studio audience as in..."Who are these people up on stage and what stupid show are they with?"

Yes, Ronald D. Moore's... "GINO" - (Galactica in Name Only) series....cast members first contact with the actual general public (not the screened Comic-Con crowd)without being in the protective womb of the SyFyChannel's stealth marketing or the steroid pumped up praise on the Internet was not a pretty sight, was it? It remains embarrassing and painful to watch to this very day.

Yes, on the night of March 19th, 2008, Ronald D. Moore and his..."GINO"...cast members were reduced to what they really were...nameless and faceless cretins of a... "Flop Television Series"... no one in actuality (mass market speaking)...had ever heard of.

Perhaps the most blatant example ever...of a business decision having gone horribly wrong....after being ill-conceived and doomed in the first place...and rammed down the public's throat anyway for consideration and ultimately rejection.... regardless.

I'm going to take a wild guess here aiming at the broadside of a barn, and assume that this extreme...."StarTrek - esque TechnoBabble"... was written by a former producer or writer from..."Star Trek: The Next Generation"not caring whether or not he wasn't supposed to be in a..."Star Trek Mindset"....while writing this awful show of his.

What's that? Ronald D. Moore produced and wrote this mess and this specific dialogue? Well, there you go!!

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