My stink star is not shaved nor soft, and I don't hear you complinning when you're tossing my salad with that raunchy dressing you so much love, so stop misleading the 21 year old ass prospect that we have at hand here.

fatmooseknuckle wrote:...if i wanted to get tossed like that, i'd go buy a bottle of ranch dressing and call up gomnadz.

fatmooseknuckle wrote:server donations, mom donations and sperm donations are all appreciated around here. just so you know what you're getting yourself into, be sure to read through a few threads. these guys around here are nuts...and gay...

He seems friendly at first, he will even ask you to tie your shoelaces for you. if you agree he will tie them but watch out, he looks up a few times hoping you pulled out your dick so he could take a look at your shaved balls (that's how he likes (errr.. licks them)

LIES!!!!!

Gomz likes hairy and sweaty balls, just like you do Hoff

No. I like them soft and shaved just like your stink star

all of the above is true but the best part is watching u guys wear some chin-nadz when we are all alone, one(me) on one(you)

Hey Dwane...Gaylee, good to see you applying here. Don't be discouraged by all the homo stuff.

Question for you about that Honda Civic.... is it a hatchback?

Because if it is, we can really use your help.See, we have to get a few of our people out of Mexico via TJ. They have some issues with the federales and the DEA but we think that shit is all overblown. They're real small guys (tallest is 4'6") so you should be able to hide all six in your backseat.

Also we know a guy out there who can help put your car back together once we modify it to bring our friends over from Mexico. He does excellent work with minimal tools.

We need them stateside by next Tuesday, we have a real tight film shooting/party/event scheduled that day and I need an answer asap or we will lose our $150 deposit I gave to the guy who is renting out the ponies for the night.

Please let me know if you could help out with the car deal, and thank you again for applying.