A Chinese pet shop owner took to dyeing chow-chows to look like pandas. Despite concerns from animal rights activists, the puppies proved to be very popular. He said the grooming process isn't harmful to the dogs."

The idiot's racist rant was posted earlier, but the followup is downright funny. Society's best to be sure.

"I'm white. I'm white. I'm white. I'm white. I'm beautiful, I'm hot."

"If you want to know my personal opinion, there's no car broken down," Westwood says on the call. "Nobody breaks their car down in the best part of society ... Nobody breaks their car down here unless they are looking for money."

"Police on Wednesday, though, said they can't locate Westwood to serve the warrant. They're asking anyone who has seen her to call 911."

Made me laugh

George Carlin said “The owners know the truth. It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”