If the interweb is to be believed… *raises eyebrow into receding hairline*, a ‘rumour’ is going araaand that this film is to be made into a stage show. Yes, it’s Brokeback Mountain folks. No news on whether it will feature the songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber but the rumour says it is to star one Huge Jackman and one James Marsden. Which is obviously a wet dream but alive on stage. We don’t know nuffink at all about whether you will see back door activities or real-life A-list penage but we are letting out a little bit of wet wee-wee in the anticipation that this might actually happen. The end.