Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Tactless Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps. I hope you all have been behaving yourselves in the University of Michigan showers. You know who you are.

In the news, a juvenile and a 19 year old burglarized a 54 year old man's home and stole 50 CDs they thought were blank. But when they went to view them, they found the CDs were full of child pornography. Despite their burglary crime, they went to the police with the evidence. With a search warrant, the police seized 6 computers and some external harddrives and the man was booked for possession of child pornography. Incidentally, the burglars were not arrested.

Now that's mostly my kind of justice. Except my justice would add a firing squad instead of setting bail for the child pornographer.

In celebrity news, David Boreanaz has admitted to multiple affairs, including one with Tiger Wood's #1 mistress when his wife was pregnant. He claims his infidelities made his marriage stronger. Suuuuuure. Wait, where have I heard that before? Oh right, Garth Brooks said that same thing and later his wife left him. You keep telling yourself that Douchebag Boreanaz. You are not Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jackie Chan, so you do not get a free pass from me.

In doing so, the legendary actor also passed up on HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in earnings! New Line Cinema offered Connery a deal which would have promised him between 10 and 15 percent of the trilogy's total income, which translates into a figure somewhere in the ballpark of $433 million! The original James Bond had gone on the record saying he did not wish to play the grey wizard because he 'never understood it - he read the book, he read the script, he saw the movie, and he still didn't understand it!' Director Peter Jackson also expressed some doubt about Connery's willingness to spend 18 consecutive months down in New Zealand.(source)