Just For Fun

Here we intend to add some laughter to brighten the day. Rather than posting as separate posts, we think we will simply update this page with new fun stuff regularly. You may add your own jokes as comments, but be aware that all are moderated, and will be automatically deleted if inappropriate for this age-related aufience.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mam is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Jokes..!!

1.Q: what is the richest air.? A: A millionaire..!

2:Q: which is better heat or cold? A: Heat because you can catch a cold.!.

3:Q: what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?A: Your to young to be smoking.

4:Q: Why did the women throw the clock out the window.? A: She wanted to see time fly..!!

5:Q:Name two days that start with 't'. A: Today and tomorrow.!!

6:Q: Teacher: James where's your homework? James: I ate it! Teacher: why? James: you said it was a piece of cake.!

7:Q: you have your shoes on the wrong foot? A: But these are my only pair of feet.!!