BOTTLE PYRAMIDE

Naughty girlsWhy is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Snowman and vampireWhat do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Tears in eyesMy friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Santas sackQ: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

AthletesIf athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

How were people bornA child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

GoogleQ: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.