Rights of Vomiting Passengers Violated

Today The Miami Herald reported that a taxi company in Key West is planning to charge passengers who puke in the back seat of their cars $50. This is a flagrant violation of passengers who choose to get intoxicated. “Drinking is an act of freedom, and businesses have a duty to uphold this American value” said the Association for the Protection of Vomiting While Intoxicated. Besides, and this is a true statement, cabbie Jose Nascimento from Miami Dade claimed that “a fee targeting vomiters could prevent people from coming to Miami-Dade.”