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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I like to check my stat counter now and then. It's fun to see what keywords people use in their Google searches that bring them to my blog. Here are a few from this week...playland pee pantsIt's the new Chuck E. Cheese.

my kids are so bad

Join the club.

gaterdadUpon waking and seeing his reflection in the mirror,

Mark googled this.

dime a dozen for big butt

Twelve big butts for 10 cents! Get 'em while they're fresh!

if you never wanted to talk you should have said so

Wouldn't you have to talk to do that?

hamper wet clothes odor urine

the answer is - your kid peed in his pants and threw them in the hamper.

do you work at a grocery store? no. then why are you checking me out?

Lame pick-up lines for $400, Alex.

my son had a diaper full of clear gel like pellets

You might want to stop feeding him clear gel like pellets.

best way to clean in butt

For real? Someone had to google this?

ok so who has the best mom site

I do, of course. ;)

(The next three must have been done by the same person!)if i touch the plastic covering right above the styrofoam piece, the styrofoam piece falls and may dance some more

why did you go you could have let me no so now im all along what will it take to make you come back home

you know who i said i do she said you do i said do but i really don't because it's you that i really want.

Friends don't let friends google drunk.

how to cram feet into shoes

Are there really websites out there devoted to this?

popsicle stick hamster coffin

Yes, I think Martha Stewart had a special on popsicle stick furniture recently.

One might suspect you of having a butt fetish, Dawn. Seems to be the common thread in those searches. (That's thread, not hair. Just to be clear.)

Checking out the google prompts is my favorite thing to do with Sitemeter, too. Most of mine seem to be students looking for ways to cheat on their term papers. But last week there was a serious rush on the picture of Princess Jasmine I'd linked to in the Disney soccer tournament post.

Dear Dawn,Thank you thank you thank you for that post. I laughed so hard that I cried. I really needed it too. I am prego with baby #6 and feeling sick and tired and haven't had a good laugh in forever. Thank alot! You're the best.Jen

Morning Dawn! Hehe those were some funny searches. I actually checked out that ultimate diet video, and OMG, I've heard of Yo Gabba Gabba, but yikes,never actually saw it, glad Nicole is out of that stage, I wouldn't watch it. I could actually feel my brain start to ooze out of my ears during the song.. Kind of mind numbing... Have a great day!

I don't remember how I got here, but I am soooooo glad I did. Your blog is hilarious. We live in San Antonio and I feel your pain with the hair thing. Everytime I step outside my hair swells. My best advice clip it up and forget it....

Thanks hysterical! I love looking at the ones that come into my stay home mom website. My favorite: phentermine. I actually had to look up what that was, some sort of weight loss pill or something. Now, I go over a lot of info on my site, but weight loss is not part of it!

P.S. Have you ever thought of becoming a surrogate mother? 2/19 is the 1 yr birthday of the twins I delivered last year via surrogacy.

Okay now that is just hilarious. I'm now making it my mission today to figure out how to do this. I've always wondered from all the little red dots on the map on my blog how people came to find me. Thanks for my morning giggle.

These are so hilarious! And slightly creepy. Why are people so fascinated with everything "butt", and why does your blog come up?! I think the worst one was the horse butt one. Whoever typed that in needs serious help. And I'm with everyone else: how can I get my blog to do that?

Really, all I googled to get here was, "make me laugh now" and it worked! Just kidding. Hilarious. A friend gave me your site. Usually the food I find is identifiable, but not always. Still wiping my tears and hoping not to wake up the family with all of this giggling,

I have googled about the hard gel pebbles too. I was worried my daughter had some kind of urinary tract infection. It's just the crystals from the diapers. Anyways- I didn't end up at your site for another year. :(

Now I'm worried. Did you know I had to read that a couple of times ( or 3) before I understood what you were saying? I need another coffee. On the other hand I'm so glad I wasn't drinking one when it finally dawned (haha) on me . Aren't I glad I found you via the Pokemon auction link (and I can't even remember how I found the link in the first place !

I just discovered your blog, very funny! Just wanted to say thanks for posting about this!I am T.D. (Technologically Deficient) and never realized you could look up the search words people used. I checked my google analytics and it was good for a laugh. My favorite: "side effects eating too many twizzlers"

ROTFL. Those were great! It's amazing what some people type in Google.

I got your site from a friend who said :"Hey, look, another Mom who has alot of kids, almost as many as you!" It made me feel warm and fuzzy inside to think I wasn't the only silly Mom who had many (7) kids.