Sunday, June 02, 2013

A Message for the Class of 2013 Dear Graduates: You're pampered, privileged and oversexed—but at least your employment prospects are dim.

So you relaxed into college life—a well-deserved break after the exhausting race to get here. You've spent four years percolating in a warm stew of beer, gender studies and online pornography—which led to the subject of your senior thesis, "Jacobean Dramatic Tropes in Modern 'Massage Surprise' Videos."