Thursday, November 05, 2015

Library Conversations

Artwork by Ken Kelly. No claim to ownership made.

Hey, everyone, Jason here. Thought you'd all enjoy some snippets of conversations I've had with one of my favorite kids here at the library. This first one was from a few weeks ago. He was playing a fantasy game online:

KID: Ugh! Jason, do you know what goblins are?

ME: *blinks* Of course I know what goblins are.

KID: Why are goblins so annoying, Jason!

ME: It's their job. They're goblins.

KID: This is nuts. What's a goblin's weakness?

ME: Being stabbed in the face.

KID: That's not really a weakness.

ME: It is, actually. You'd be surprised how many things have face-stabbing as a weakness.