UPDATE: Well, well, well. Turns out we might've been played. A joke, perhaps, and a ploy for publicity - but a hilarious joke nonetheless.

For amusement's sake, the original post is preserved below, because true or not, the mental image is absolutely hilarious. As is the idea that some poor girl now has her image plastered across gaming sites as a porn star. Hope her parents don't see it.

Russian adult actress Anna Morgan has signed a deal with a MMO gold-selling website to have its name and URL tattooed on her bazongas.

According to the press release, Ms. Morgan's DD-sized sweater puppies were purchased by a RMT site for the, shall we say, ample sum of $500,000. In return, the 19-year-old porn actress will have the site's name and URL tattooed on her melons, with the stipulation that it not be altered or removed for two years.

"A female porn star can easily appear in 50-100 films per year so this gives [the site] a lot of exposure for years to come," said Hunter Crowell, the company's media relations office. Well, "exposure" is certainly one way to call it.

Why this rather unorthodox method of advertising, though? Well, the company in question believes that "the link between porn, the internet, and online gaming is as strong as the pairing of peanut butter and jelly, making this an excellent fit." A snugly nestled fit, even. Well... uh, to be fair, I don't actually think I can argue with that. Okay, I concede the point.

Anna Morgan's emblazoned ta-tas will be featured in films produced by LA-based Top Studios, with whom she has just signed a multi-year contract. The inking will be done at Soul Tattoo Shop (wherever that is) on June 15.

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

CantFaketheFunk:A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

Where abouts do you think the url will be tattood? Under-boob? Side-boob? Top-Boob?

So apparently she doesn't know that those sites are frowned upon by the majority of the WoW community? I mean, I doubt seeing a gold-farmer's address on a big pair of hoo-haas will make gamers go back on their word to earn their gold.

I mean, I seriously hope not.

Seriously guys.

Guys? Where are you going?

Guys?

*sigh* Dammit, good thing I'm quitting WoW for The Old Republic... hopefully they won't have too many "credit farmer" problems...

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

You have exceedingly low standards, my friend.

But I must admit - your mad euphemism skills cannot be denied.

I didn't say they looked stellar. They looked perfectly fine. Which they do :P

A shame. She's ruining what looks like (to the porn-trained eye) a perfectly fine pair of hooters. Because, y'know, when I'm watching porn I totally want to be reminded that my Druid could really use a Traveler's Tundra Mammoth.

You have exceedingly low standards, my friend.

But I must admit - your mad euphemism skills cannot be denied.

I didn't say they looked stellar. They looked perfectly fine. Which they do :P

Speaking of which, how long did you spend trying to get a picture of her with her top on?

I am willing to have an advertisement for the Escapist tattoo'd on my substantial man-boobs - "escapistmagazine.com" on one moob, and "we have issues" on the other. I'll do it for a low $100,000. Great deal, huh?

On a more serious note, this is one of the craziest things I've heard about. Actually doing it is one thing, but being paid $500,000? Crazy.

Well this is a...How should I say...interesting way to advertise. Seeing as there are two of them, I'd think they're are not the peanut butter nor the jelly, but the bread in all this.

Me as one person, I don't watch porn and if I did, seeing them while she's having sex wouldn't seem appealing to me. It would make me still not want to play World of Warcraft. But whatever, she got paid a whole lot and she can remove it after two years and it might attract more players.

So apparently she doesn't know that those sites are frowned upon by the majority of the WoW community? I mean, I doubt seeing a gold-farmer's address on a big pair of hoo-haas will make gamers go back on their word to earn their gold.

I mean, I seriously hope not.

Seriously guys.

Guys? Where are you going?

Guys?

*sigh* Dammit, good thing I'm quitting WoW for The Old Republic... hopefully they won't have too many "credit farmer" problems...