Syphighonnaherpelaids is wicked venereal disease first described by pope puba in 2007. Its symptoms are nasty pus-filled wounds completely covering the genitalia. There is currently no cure, but pope puba is hard at work and close to discovering an ointment to put an end to the suffering of many dirty whores.

After having intercourse with a filthy prostitute, my cousin developed a scorching case of Syphighonnaherpelaids.