A MST3K Halloween – Samson vs. The Vampire Women

Why is it so bad? In America, you would call Buffy to slay vampires. In Mexico, they call Samson, a wrestler in a mask, tights, and a sparkling cape. I can’t make this stuff up. Their special effects budget must have been mighty low because the bats are obviously rubber and the “ancient scrolls” look like a 5-year-old’s painting. The vampires attack people by karate chopping them and kicking them while they’re down. Oh, and staring at people REALLY hard.