Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Fat Tuesday giggles...

A while back, I made a traffic stop on an elderly woman. As she looked for her driver's license, I noticed her conceal-carry permit."Do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" i asked"Yes, a .45 automatic in the glove box" she shaid."Do you have any other firearms?""A 9mm Glock in the center console.""Is that all?""And a .38 Special in my purse," she admittedI smiled. "What are you so afraid of?"Looking me right in the eye, she said, "Not a damn thing."

submitted by Patrick Irick from Washington, read by me in the March issue of Reader's Digest