Do NOT believe the lies of the evil Mushroom Council. Mushrooms are a lie. They make you feel ten feet tall and bulletproof, but the damage you leave behind is horrendous! I ate one of the bastards and spent the next six hours running up and down main street bashing in bricks with my heads looking for coins. Sadly, they were always in another brick! And let's not get started on what happened when I ran into the scrub actors promoting the teenage mutant ninja turtles on ice show down at the local rink! I think their still treating the poor bastards for post sexual abuse trauma from me jumping up and down!

pueblonative:Do NOT believe the lies of the evil Mushroom Council. Mushrooms are a lie. They make you feel ten feet tall and bulletproof, but the damage you leave behind is horrendous! I ate one of the bastards and spent the next six hours running up and down main street bashing in bricks with my heads looking for coins. Sadly, they were always in another brick! And let's not get started on what happened when I ran into the scrub actors promoting the teenage mutant ninja turtles on ice show down at the local rink! I think their still treating the poor bastards for post sexual abuse trauma from me jumping up and down!