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I'VE DECIDED TO KILL THIS THREAD!
TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY ONE TO CONTRIBUTE!

Plus it's getting old. For me at least.
This thread had its moments and some of us (like me and maybe two members and some ghosts) will miss it. Anybody is free to put their perverse shit up here but I'm done.

I've seen, maybe i still have somewhere (friend sent it to me, he's a loli, ew) a picture of The Cookie Monster stuffing cookies inside a young girls vagina while she cries she doesn't want anymore, and he's going "COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE"

I just got this one in spam with subject "Son cums on his mom" it's pretty dreadful so I guess it belongs in this thread, too bad I'm publicizing some shit from spam tho [url]http://dvoinaya-sila.org/[/url]

The other day, I was searching for a picture to post in the "favorite drink" thread (I think the search terms included "gin" and "vomit") and one of the links was to some [B]vomit porn[/B] where chick A gags chick B with a strap-on dildo, then girl B vomits on strap on, then girl A vomits in hair of girl B. WTF is up with vomit porn?

whats with the weird looking dudes with rotten brautwerst uncut dicks and one nut fucking the hottest broads youve ever seen? i need an answer.

also- i forget the name of the movie, but theirs a chick with 6 tits and some REALLY fat lady with flourescent green eyeshadow and fingernail polish.... theyre in a cage full of hay. its really not sexy.

somehow, I stumble onto this shit when I'm searching for something else, like a picture of a douchebag or something, maybe I should turn "moderate safe search" back on, although it's fun to have surprises

ha - so true, was at work yesterday searching for something on google, didn't have the safe filter on, some keyword like correction or office or picture and got a shot of naked abu gahrib (sp?) prisoners in a pile

Maybe this has been mentioned before, but I learned about it from the cockroach girl thing SWAP.avi here is an article about it from somethingawful (the article part is mostly SFW as long as you don't read the text aloud or someone reads it over your shoulder, but includes links to images that are definitely NSFW).

Seemen... I mean that doesn't even make any sense. Sure, they were sailors... but I mean... should've been called semen or seamen... the double E makes no sense. Oh, and then there's the ones that start with a teacher punishing his student because "flatulence is for silly little kids."

Well as far as I can think of there have been no such thing in my porn viewing experience. But yes I remember once I was seeing a movie when the climax was about to reach the film showed a person came and shot the girl dead. This was so irritating for me as the girl was horny and at least the shot could have been timed after the intercourse! Since then it has always been the [url=http://vod.adultemart.com]Porn Video on Demand[/url] for me.

um, well this may not be that interesting or funny after all the posts about japanese porn, and also i just read the last few posts and not the entire thread.
but.
the first thing that came to my mind upon seeing the thread title, immediately in fact, was a porno i saw a long time ago. the dude was wearing these dorky "cool" 80's shades and did not take them off the entire time. he had this stupid smirk on his face, plus he was blond and his hair was sort of spiked up. he looked like a gay-ass not so well built Guile (i'm not going to say who that is, ,most people should know).
i remember thinking he was a total scab but at the same time thinking to myself, "This guy has it made. He can be totally dorky and get screwed by hot chicks, and get paid for it." And the little smile on his face as he stared out of those shaded lenses as some hot blond sucked him off convinced me that he was thinking just that.

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