Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend podcast, Adam Carolla show) was so kind to have Pete as her first guest for her wonderful podcast and they had such a great time that she was FOR SURE going to have to make it weird sooner than later. And she has. Made it weird. Here. THE DICK DOES THE FUCKIN' and other catchphrases await! Get weird, weirdos!

Natasha Leggero (comedy, Ugly Americans, The Tonight Show) is one of Pete's (surprise!) absolute favorite people. Hilarious, wonderful and just fucking great. Pete just listened to this episode which he almost never does and loved it and then wrote about it in the third person for you to read here. Many LOLs. A real LOLercoaster! GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS!

Kurt Braunohler (comedy, new comedy gameshow "BUNK"!) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people. Fascinating stories of relationships, comedy, and lots of bad and offensive German accents. I mean, what else do you want?! It's WEIRD FOLKS. WEIRD. Kisses!

Pete's good buddy up-and-coming hilarious comedian Chris Thayer comes by to make it weird and weird it gets made. Seriously a great dude, hilarious dude, and some of the best stories Pete's ever heard. Please enjoy the UNDISCOVERED WEIRDO TREASURE that Pete wants to share with the world. Yes!!

Chelsea Peretti, Pete's "worst best friend" comes BACK to make it weird a second time, this time playing clips of the many times Pete has mentioned her on the show before and giving her a chance to retort. This is 99% new stuff, weirdos, just with some clips to give us jumping off points. Please enjoy, especially as Chelsea gives a detailed description of how she would kill Pete (they're close friends, we swear!).

Podcast and comedy giant Adam Carolla was crispy enough to come by and make it weird (thanks to Katie!), and for this we are grateful. Lots of wisdom, laughs and a great reason why you should call and see if a guitar store is open on a Wednesday afternoon before you just drive there assuming they'd be open. GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS!

Holy cow. Pete knew Shelby Fero was a Twitter monster, but it turns out she's a hilarious and thoughtful delight. A DELIGHT! How she's this legit delightful and EIGHTEEN we'll never know. Not to be ageist. Lots of cool people are young. But she's like OLD cool. You'll see. Lots of "when I was your age" and other weirdness for you to enjoy. Please do so now, weirdos!