The DICK and the BALLS (a metaphor)

Well the dick and the balls,
And the balls and the dick,
Were on a happy road,
Near a happy little creek.
Where they jumped right in,
And got all wet.
And dick and balls said,
Boys, I think we’re set.

Well, one day dick and balls,
got in a little trouble,
They were making hard love,
with the burst of a bubble,
Now little dick and balls
was on his way,
‘N dick and balls thought,
God damn Now we gotta stay!

Well dick and balls,
didn’t wanna stay,
Got tied down by the one,
that shoulda gotten away.
Oh dick and balls run away.

Well the dick and the balls,
They heard a big rumor,
That little dick and balls,
Was due a little too much sooner,
See big dick and balls,
got laid back in May,
And little dick and balls,
Was due any day.

Well, a daddy is something,
Dick and balls never wanted to be,
Good thing this time,
He got away scott-free,
See little dick and balls,
Wasn’t dick and balls’
Little dick and balls,
Dick and balls just fucked a hussy,
And that’s a FACT!!

Well, dick and balls
headed south,
They learned next time
to dick that hussy in the mouth.
Dick and balls head on out.