People want a Basset as Pope?
C’mon, get real, that’s both utterly ridiculous and highly insulting to people of faith everywhere. There’s no way anyone would vote for a hound dog over Shakira’s Heavenly Ass.

Aside from being an incompetent, ball-licking, ass-kissing military commander, General Tommy is also an amoral piece of shit who took $100,000 to flack for a scam charity that bilked donors out of $168,000,000 while supposedly raising money for wounded soldiers.

I think I’ve been coming to this joint for about 9 of the last 10 years, and honestly don’t know what I’d do if deprived of my snark/Basset/L&T/Mrs T fix—probably take to the streets and start assualting random goopers with a baseball bat, rather than laughing at them.

I don’t know how you’ve managed to do it, Tom, but I dearly hope you’re able to continue for a long while yet.
Thanks, bro.

In all fairness to Mr Akin, when your frame of reference regarding sexual assault resulting in pregnancy is limited to sheep, goats, pigs, and assorted barnyard fowl, his statement isn’t as unreasonable as it might seem.

Truly awesome news, Tbogg.
Sometimes it’s hard to remember that there are so many good and decent people like Ms. Steele and Ms. White trying to bring back that sense of community that was once so prevalent in our country—and it’s wonderful and inspiring to see them succeed.

I don’t really have a problem with arming these fucksticks.
Statitics show us that in most cases they usually end up blowing their own dicks off, smoking a relative or spouse, or capping one or two offspring.

It’s a rather extreme form of population control, but a definite win for the gene pool.

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