Thursday, June 1, 2017

Crazy ex-Shark Tank guest wants you to buy a raccoon penis

When you go on TV and pitch the uber-rich to obtain financing for your stick figure cat drawing business, you’ve got moxie. Steve Gadlin, best known for his partnership with Mark Cuban on Shark Tank — or perhaps the “I want to draw a cat for you” jingle — is at it again. This time, he wants to sell you a raccoon penis. Gadlin, for some reason, has an inventory of 1,000 raccoon penis bones. I’m not going to ask why or how he obtained such a collection, because I fear the answer. But, for those who feel life is incomplete…