I've tried to find these comics funny, and no doubt, Thom, you are trying. But making a joke about using arrow keys on a dialog is just... well, sort of sad.

How about this? Next week, stop the strange technological references to stuff people don't know about, and start pointing out the funny things that happen when you run a website dedicated to operating systems. Surely you've gotten flames for posting certain articles on the site - surely, you've gotten complaints about obscure things. I think that would be a whole lot more interesting and funny than trying to burn Macs because you can't navigate dialog boxes with arrow keys.