Adorable Alert! Which Celebrity Kid Is the Cutest?

Adorable Alert! Which Celebrity Kid Is the Cutest?

Can you help us decide which of these celebrity kids is the cutest?

-Lucia Peters

One of the qualities celebrities have that the rest of us mere mortals usually don’t is the blessing of incredible genes. Naturally, it’s beneficial for society if such wonderful genetic material is passed on to later generations. This is why we’re glad that these 10 celebrity couples have indulged their nesting instincts and become parents. But here’s a question: Which one of them has the cutest kids? It’s just such a difficult decision to make! What do you think, Bettys? Can you help us out?

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren: Honor and Haven

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren met on the set of The Fantastic Four in 2004—she was starring, he was on the crew—and four years later, they tied the knot. Their oldest daughter, Honor Marie, is three, and baby Haven Garner is just six weeks old. But Haven and Honor are already working the public like pros: OK Magazine reportedly paid out a hefty sum of $1.5 million for the first pictures of Honor in 2008, and they’ve followed suit with the first pictures of Haven. I love that Honor is sticking her tongue out in Haven’s debut photo.

Hollywood and Broadway power couple SJP and Matthew Broderick have one biological child—James Wilkie, who is not quite 9—and two-year-old twins named Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge born via a surrogate mother. But gee, don’t they look so handsome together as a family? Fun fact: James Wilkie was named for Matthew’s father James and the writer Wilkie Collins. Normally, you’d think that giving your kid a name like “Wilkie” would be an easy way to make sure he’s teased for the rest of his life, but James Wilkie seems to be doing fine.

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber: Sasha and Kai

They may not be officially married, but Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are as good as. And my god, are their kids blond, or are they BLOND? They both go by nicknames for the most part, too: Four-year-old Alexander goes by the Russian nickname Sasha, and almost-two-year-old Samuel is frequently called Kai, which is his middle name.

Because of course you can’t have a list of celebrity kids and not include the Jolie-Pitt brood: Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Pax, Knox, and Vivienne. You know, the funny thing is that for all the fuss that was made about Shiloh when she was born, I barely even noticed when the twins Knox and Vivienne made their debut. Coincidence?

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck: Seraphina and Violet

You know what I dig most about Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? They seem like such normal parents, but they seem like they LOVE being normal parents. I’m so glad they both got beyond Scott Foley and Jennifer Lopez, respectively. Here they are with two-year-old Seraphina and five-year-old Violet on the 4th of July this year; we can’t wait to see what the family will look like with its incoming new member, baby number three!