Party time

When I was on my way to the beach, a monkey started bothering me.‘You, in that stupid hat, something’s going down in your crib.’

The monkey standing on lookout was a bad omen.

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I swear I heard one of them yell ‘ALRIGHT, he’s coming!’

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It tried to stop me by blocking the entrance.

Not pictured: the coca-cola bottle and the two mini donuts I left here.

She told me she has to feed her children.

I cleaned it right up!

And just when I thought that the craziness is over and I sat on my bed to write about my monkey story… That’s when I noticed a crocodile on my ceiling.

I tried killing him by yelling “go away!” Well, it did. Now I can’t even see where he is. But I can’t open up the terrace door, because it’s dark outside and I’ll be inviting monkeys and god knows what else into my room.

Imagine trying to fall asleep, knowing that this thing can drop on your face any minute.

The Influencer

“Doesn’t matter who you are. It matters who you can be.”

“The Influencer” is not another guidebook that will tell you how to become an overnight celebrity and make a million dollars. I won’t tell you that you’re invincible and that you can achieve everything you’re dreaming of. The world doesn’t work like that. It really doesn’t

Thorn

“One question. One secret. Thousands of answers.”

“THORN” is a contemporary version of Martin Eden with a bit of uncertainty, similar to that of Twin Peaks. Lovers of mystery will often stop reading to find out online whether the symbols, numbers or even some of the last names of the characters in the book, have a specific meaning.