Bad fashion can be a felony in Arkansas, where judges have started holding witnesses and defendants who dress too casually in contempt of court.

In one case, a Rogers Municipal Court judge threw a man in the slammer for 24 hours for sporting a shirt that asked on the front: “Wanna raise some hell?” The back read: “Hell yeah!”

Another jurist, Tom Keith, goes ballistic when men wear earrings or piercings of the eye, nose or lip.

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If France seems unbearably crowded these days, maybe it’s because of too many inflated egos.

A new survey reveals the French think they are good looking – with 8 out of 10 residents admitting they check their looks in the mirror at least once a day and saying they like what they see.

Men seem to be more content than women, with 88 percent of them saying they adore their looks, compared to 73 percent of women, according to the BVA polling group.

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A missing cat turned up at his own funeral.

Owner Will Massingale of Cornwall, England, was stunned when his beloved kitty Timmy wandered into the garden during the burial. He then realized the dead cat was his neighbor’s similar-looking feline.

“I thought I was hallucinating,” Massingale said.

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An Indian yoga teacher swallowed 509 small fish and blew them out his nose within an hour in a bid to get into the record books.

Vijaya Kumar said he was inspired by American daredevil Kevin Cole, who holds the record for the longest spaghetti strand blown out of a nostril in a single breath.

“There are times the fish might glide back to the mouth, but by inhaling hard it can be brought up quickly,” he explained.

Ookay, no seafood for us for awhile!

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A new restaurant named Car Crash had to close down – after a car crashed into it.

Owner Nancy Araya, who named the eatery in Santiago, Chile, after the area’s notoriety for road collisions, said: “It is unbelievable – the restaurant is now a joke.”