BELLA: OK, but you have to be really quiet about it and stuff, because my dad is, like, the police chief and even though he can’t cook his own dinner, he will totally OWN your undead badonkadonk if he catches you.

EDWARD: (Laughs) Did you just see that? I sprinted to the end of these mossy rocks and back in less time than you took to say badonkadonk.