Come on, it's a five minute lightning talk, i'm sure you can free up that much! :D I won't go into detail on that list because I consider it incredibly unreasonable and counterproductive. Repeatedly kneeing your allies in the back is not a great strategy, but I digress. Most of your questions and comments are touched on in the video, but here are some thoughts:

@NeoTheThird allies accept fair criticism and try to do better. Yet every time Ubuntu #SoftwareFreedom fails are correctly pointed out, Canonical et al engage in tu quoqe fallacies (as you do here) and double down on them. That's not the behaviour of allies, it's #OpenWashing.