Will you toast the bread on my Sandvich for me, seeing as you are a super toaster?

How many bites does it take to get to the center of a Sandvich? (It appears to regenerate after Heavy takes each bite, and he then just takes the same bite over and over and over ...)

What market potential do you see for my Deep-Fried Bacon-Coated Chocolate-Dipped Swimming-in-Mayo Sandvich on a Stick (TM)? (Just $119.99 for a dozen!)

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1. your leetle baby sandvich is not worthy of my super toaster

2. we did that experiment and a big big man who tried eating faster than the sandvich could regenerate died because the sandvich regenerated in his stomach and the toothpick killed him. he died before he could tell us the number