wait for it to be suddenly brought to life like Pinnochio i guess =S ha..

JDB

Hide it in the yard to scare wife.

Phlerm

and then?

Cassidy

Thank you! My thoughts exactly… Besides this creepy child with a big stick (I say child because I can't tell if it's a boy or girl)… I have no clue what to think about this…

Ronnie

the little girl is creepy? Did you see the dad?

Fasteddy14

Tom Cruize is far creepier.

*fghe

thank you! i have no idea what the fuck the gender of that child is!

JAFitC

Now what is that the child views his father differently and has a memory that wil last a lifetime. "Hey Dad, remember the time we built that snake?" The child is learning to manipulate his/her environment, to use his/her imagination, and to do things larger than oneself. Guaranteed, it will be the one thing brought to show-and-tell that all the kids will remember. Cool, Dad. Cool Dad!

Pedo-Man

now i fap #1 gave me the biggest boner….

http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

not biggest, weirdest

http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

No kidding. If I had that kind of time on my hands, I just don't see "carving a huge snake out of wood" on my agenda. Cmon Chive.

Superman

riiight

TOM MILLer

2nd-TOM MILLER

Superman

fail

your teacher

tom, go back to school

Jay

#21 Tom Cruise approves

Meh

… which means I automatically do not approve. Please explain yourself, Chive.

Found him.

Haters gonna hate.

And, no one needs to explain shit to you, get over yourself.

Bucky Jones

But that asia guy doesn't.

Paz

Nope… Chuck Testa

JHL1

Fuck Tom Cruise.

Opps, did I type that out loud?

Pat

May I have my two minutes back?

Allen

I took you two minutes to get through this post???

Pat

I was waiting for them to scare the shit out of someone with it…

Found him.

No.

anonymous

well that was really stupid

mammalsauce

I believe thechive editors are smoking whacky tobacky today

whodat

JUST TODAY!

truth

First the gay 'Geek loses job' post and now this terrible gallery. Wtf Chive?

wtf

I think the new intern beat everyone else to death and has taken over.

troutisafish

I think the problem is they have no whacky tobacky.

Pwithc

what gender is that child?

listenlady

I think it's a boy with no personality and some kind of vitamin deficiency.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Gelfling???

AmBush_Steve

Pedobear is confused.

Busted

Chive, are you on drugs today?

The_Dood

Obviously not, these posts are lame.

http://www.facebook.com/paulstav Paul Stavros

This TOTALLY deserved its own post.

eggman

Chive, have you junmped the shark??? THIS and Stripper dude? Really????????

SCott

seems like an awful waste of time
coming from the man who spends too much time on the chive

gbf

that kid is creepy

Mutt

I feel like my boos took over chive and is trying to get me to go back to work by posting crap!

Mutt

Make that boss.

DemonDan

#17 I have the strangest boner right now…

teh dude

you going to hell bro, just sayin

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

You fuckers have DE-RAILED today!!!!!

elsupergringo

Bad day at the Chive. Gonna have to go over to imgur.com for some entertainment and will probably have much less mancrotch and dumb wooden snakes.

ss396maxx

First it was that gay post, then a post with some (lets say … 'bad timing' ) pictures then a great old school chive post of Burn Your Bra and now this … your all over the place today. Truth be told I'm enjoying the ride!

The handiwork def deserves its own post, I however was left hanging at the end expecting a big finish. Prank, epic final placement… something. Not sure if its wacky tobacky today with the incredibly terrible nerd/stripper/ladyboy/Sacha Baron Cohen character… or perhaps someone ran into a bag of crack instead?

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