Torres: Wow…
Paris: Um…
Alien: So, what do you think of it? Do you like it?
Torres: It’s fine.
Paris: Really good resolution…
Alien: Yes! You can see every detail of Neelix’s bathroom.
Paris: I really wish it couldn’t.
Torres: How does he walk around with that thing??

Seven: Icheb for the last time, you cannot borrow my Borg regenerative catsuits no matter how ugly the sweaters are Neelix knits you!
Janeway: Icheb, is that a phaser in your pants?
Icheb: ***exits sickbay at ludicrous speed***

Janeway: Still no winner in the thumb wrestling contest?Icheb: To the death, Seven!Seven: Resistance is fut-Janeway: Yeah we know. Hurry up, you two! The loser has to trim Neelix's toenails and they've grown another 5 inches while you've been stalling.