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Farrah Abraham is hearing it from her Instagram followers after she posted photos of her 7-year-old daughter Sophia posing in a bikini and a full face of makeup for a photo shoot.The Teen Mom OG star shared a close-up shot Sunday on her own account and Sophia’s, which Farrah manages.

Her followers slammed Farrah for the “disgusting” shots – including one of Sophia in a bikini pushing out her chest – and accused Farrah was “exploiting and selling [her] child.”

And in a teaser for an upcoming season, Farrah shames Sophia f or being “immature” and “selfish.”
Well, no shit, mom. The kid is 7 years old. How mature should she be? And selfish? I think mom needs to look in the mirror for that one.

Let’s see… a shameless mother who pimps out her 7 year old kid in hyper-sexualized full-face makeup and calls it “modeling” in order to get money and attention for herself… This seems so familiar somehow…

Winona famously dated Depp for four years, during which time they filmed Edward Schissorhands.He had “Winona forever” tattooed on his arm. After they split, he had 2 letters removed so that it now says “Wino forever.”“I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened. I’m not calling anyone a liar. I’m just saying, it’s difficult and upsetting for me to wrap my head around it. Look, it was a long time ago, but we were together for four years, and it was a big relationship for me,” she said. “Imagine if someone you dated when you were – I was 17 when I met him – was accused of that. It’s just shocking. I have never seen him be violent toward a person before.”

Rather wishy-washy of her, straddling both sides of the fence, but she does confirm that Johnny Depp showed absolutely no violent tendencies during the whole four years they were together.

“He was never, never that way towards me. Never abusive at all towards me. I only know him as a really good, loving, caring guy who is very, very protective of the people that he loves.”

Supermodel Kate Moss has yet to speak up, but so far, the vote is unanimous. Johnny Depp is a loving, gentle guy that’s never abused anybody.

Accusing Johnny Depp of abusing her didn’t work.
(Painting fake?) bruises on her face didn’t work.
Retracting her request for 50 grand a month didn’t work.
Getting her friends to stick up for her didn’t work.

There’s just nothing Amber Heard can do to make Johnny Depp look like a monster.

So now the story is that Heard is so stress ed out that she can’t eat. People will HAVE to believe that Johnny’s a bad guy if she skips a few meals and starts wearing double zeroes instead of size 1. I mean, if she punishes herself. HE’S got to be the bad guy, right?

No.

No matter how she spins it, she just can’t weave credibility into her web. It’s far too flimsy, and she’s just not going to snag Johnny in it. Nobody believes a word she says, and no matter how many pounds she loses, that’s not going to change. She just doesn’t come across as genuine. She tries too hard. No matter how hard she tries for sympathy, all she manages is to look like a petulant child who’s pissed off that she’s not getting her way.

I do feel sorry for Johnny, to a point. He should have seen this coming. The rest of us did. Still, no man deserves to be accused of abusing a woman if he didn’t. That’s a bitch move.

The person I continue to feel the worst for is iO Tillett Wright. A former friend of Johnny’s, who described him lovingly as a brother, Wright has been trapped in what I believe to be a network of fabricated abuse allegations, having her sympathies played like a violin by a greedy, treacherous gold digger.

We’ve seen it before. A kind-hearted, sympathetic friend manipulated into defending a calculated wretch whose story can’t hold water on its own. Then the friend is heartbroken upon finding out that s/he’s been manipulated, used and betrayed. S/he’s nothing more to the “friend” they defended than collateral damage, left at the curb like so much garbage.

First heard goes for the balls by accusing him of abuse, sports now-you-see-them, now-you-don’t “bruises” and jockeys for position any way she can think of to try to come out on top in her divorce from Depp. It’s not going to work. No matter what she says or does, he’s still going to be Johnny Depp, and she’s still going to be the scheming, gold-digging ex that tried to rake him through the mud.

She could still come back from this. She could drop the drama, stop accusing him of things he didn’t do, and simply sign the divorce. She’ll get her multi-millions, then she can move back in with her girlfriend and live in the lap of luxury. Case closed.

But I don’t see that happening. Despite appearances, a greedy drama queen is an ugly thing. Worst of all, it’s too stupid to know when to stop. The greediest liars don’t give up until they’re forced to. They think that one more lie, one more manipulation, one more sob story will pay off. They think that if they keep up the farce, it will miraculously become the truth. They’re so far gone down the road of lies and manipulation that there’s no turning back. Not until somebody shoots the air out of the tires.

What I think Heard fails to realize is that she’s trying to gain the sympathy of a broad public that will probably not earn in a year the kind of spousal support she wants for a month. She whines that she can’t live on “just” 10 thousand dollars a month? Yeah. Not feeling sorry for her. She claims that her request for support is being used to deflect attention away from the more important issue of domestic abuse.

No. It’s not. Her request for 50 thousand dollars a month (because a mere 10 grand just isn’t enough, whimper, whimper) is a thing because SHE asked for it. SHE made a mockery of herself by acting like a spoiled, pampered brat that has absolutely nothing in common with the masses she’s trying to win over with her sob stories. She can’t blame the media for that, or Johnny, or us. She did that all by herself. She needs to eat that.

As for those allegations of domestic abuse… again, no.

We’re not going to believe that Johnny abused her, because we’ve known him longer than she has. And by we, I’m including his ex wife, the mother of his children, his children, his friends… pretty much everybody but Heard.

She needs to just stop. She needs to grow up. And she needs to eat a cheeseburger. Nobody’s going to buy this wilting violet act any more than they bought the poor little battered wife act.

The time for so much stress that she couldn’t eat would have been during the (alleged) abuse. When (she says) it was going on. Not now, when her story doesn’t add up. She’s a day late and a dollar short for some desperate, last-ditch damsel-in-distress act. It doesn’t wash.

Amber, hon. Give it up. Take your millions and do us all a favor. Just go away.

I love happy accidents! I’m working on my graphic novel, printing out pages so that I can physically see them. Not just as images side by side on the computer, but as pages that I can actually turn. That way, I can better visualize the layout without trying to remind myself which images are on the left side of the book vs the right.

Well, I printed out one page that has a group of people in silhouette as they walk down a hallway. But the printer goofed on me and only printed outlines, leaving the figures white. And i like it. Instead of having black silhouettes, I’m going to have it appear as a reverse negative, with the hallway shaded and the figures in white. I just hope readers will appreciate my creative vision.

I tried to take a picture to show how it printed out, but my phone refuses to focus on it. Weird.

The police have been called yet again yesterday to the home Johnny Depp once shared with estranged wife Amber Heard.

What dastardly deed could Depp have committed this time? More abuse? Did he show up brandishing Captain Jack’s gold teeth with the promise of chattering her to pieces? Did he come home drunk, brandishing a phone with the threat of another flying phone incident?

No. Nothing. He wasn’t even there. He’d sent somebody to collect his personal belongings from the hoe. He wasn’t even there.

Could a new call to 911 be a ploy by Heard to keep him out of his own home, while she continues spending money hand over fist at places like Tiffany’s? Will she say that before the police showed up, Depp’s associates threatened or intimidated her on his behalf? It’s entirely possible.

Statements from the police maintain that the action of having representatives collect his belongings on his behalf in no way constitutes any violation of the restraining order. Johnny didn’t do anything wrong, and wasn’t even there. But the police got called anyway. Ah, the drama.

The pair have a court hearing on Friday to see if the judge will extend the restraining order she requested against him. It is uncertain whether or not Depp will appear.

Turns out, Amber Heard isn’t the one who requested a restraining order first. Turns out that Johnny Depp offered Heard a support settlement that included a restraining order against her. I don’t have the exact wording of the documents, but it looks like reports of her being the abusive personality in the relationship might be correct, after all.

Maybe if he’d made the request wearing some painted-on bruises, his restraining order request would have worked as well as hers did.

Needless to say, Heard rejected his offer for support. I guess it wasn’t enough to suit her.

The way I see it, a battered woman would take spousal support, settle for half of the asset s accrued during the marriage and be done with it. Done with him. Especially if she’s worth millions herself, and he’s some abusive shmuck she’s so terrified of that she’s got to take her (fake?) bruised face to court and get a restraining order to make him stay away from his own house.

Heard’s not doing that. She’s got herself settled in their house – even though she’s got property of her own (the ranch) to which she could easily retreat safely – increasingly outrageous photos and stories continue to get ‘leaked’ to the press about what a monster he is, and for all appearances, she’s trying to gouge him for millions more than they earned together during the marriage. When is it going to be enough for her?

While all these histrionics are taking place, Johnny’s cooling his heels on Fuck-Off island. The media is having a field day noting that it’s the site where Heard and Depp married. They seem to forget that Depp bought that island in 2004, when he was happily domesticated with Vanessa Paradis, raising their two children together, and Heard was still a teenager. Long before Heard came into the picture. That’s HIS island, and has been for a long time. There are many more memories if his family there than there are of his (not soon enough) ex wife, I’m sure.

I only hope that he’s using the time there to dry out and shape up. The last few years with her haven’t been kind to him. I know this is a miserable situation, but I hope that he can rise above it, regain his dignity and come out the other end a better man, healthier and fit. Ready to get on with the business of his life with a fresh, new outlook.

The stink will only last as long as he lets it. Scrape the shit from his shoe and he can put a much happier foot forward.