Louisville has a bowl game tonight. He needed some more attention. Plus, the team's not playing very well and I'm sure he's just trying to deflect some attention away from that as well. I'm a Cardinal fanboi, but they are not the No. 4 team in the country right now.

And I call BS, Pitino talks out of his ass a lot. He will be 64, but good lord, that's still 5 years away. There's lots of time for him to change his mind about 10-15 times.

There's roughly 157,680,000 seconds between now and 2017, give or take a leap year or two. If my journalism degree math skills are accurate, Pitino can have sex approximately 19,710,000 more times before he retires.