Friday, July 29, 2005

New fucking ERP and Wednesday went Mambo

I sibei sian. On Monday onwards, drive the CTE go Ang Mo Kio at night will have to pay the cheebye ERP, pay until 8pm then no need to pay.

I read the newspaper the Minister of car, bus and road, say that if this ERP night time charge can make the CTE less jam, then the Gahmen maybe no need to build a new north south expressway.

KNNBCCB!!!! Of course lah! Better we driver pay the ERP than you Gahmen spend money build the new expressway, right? Of course you like! Who dowan?

Wait, let me calculate. Is it better if I build the north south expressway spend a few billion dollar, but the jam at CTE improve? Or Is it better if I keep using the ERP on the CTE maybe change to even ALL DAY cheebye ERP, not only can make the jam less (maybe only) but can earn the stupid fucker Singapore driver money?

Nooooo! Gahmen never wrong one. Our design is the most best! Only you fucker Singapore driver like to drive on CTE dunno for fuck, make until our CTE so jam! So more ERP for you!

I keep thinking the new ERP charge I also moody, so Wednesday night I went to Zouk. Normally I don't like to go there, because the drinks more expensive and the music cannot sing along one. I can only hear the Um-zi um-zi um-zi. Maybe this kind of music must take some kind of special drugs then can like.

Lawrence said come lah, got many chio bu can beoh, many of them young young one. Sometimes they wear very little, and the skirts damn short, and then dancing that time they chao geng he said.

Fuck lah, like that also shiok. I got nothing to do, and nobody want to go kbox with me, so i said ok.

I remember when they started the Mambo at the Zouk my army friends always like to go. Last time got even more people, want to stand also no space. I remember that time how many fight I get into around there. Now I think back, don't know fight for fuck. Must be because KNN young and drunk and fucked up. Now where got time to fight, got so many girl to know and introduce to my horse. Hahahahaha!!!! Man who kena hoot by pipe can only sleep on hospital bed and not on girl bed.

When I reach there I see got a lot of short skirt young girls and ah beng NS guys and they play old music! I think is Abba, Wa lao eh. Somemore the people dancing look like the National Day dance-together kind of dancing. And got people sing the songs at the same time as dancing, every word also got one dance. Even ah beng will say is obiang. But here the ah beng all like this kind of music and dancing, make a lot of noise and whistle the girls. I remember I saw this kind of dancing before, inside a community centre, got those auntie and the chee ko uncle all wear cowboy hat dance together.

I don't drink much, because I thought later want to drink with Raymond. Somemore I scared I drink already I also go and dance this dance. But Lawrence the fucker drink until vomit. Cannot drink want to hero. Stupid fucker.

I saw one chio bu, she look like never wear bra (nowadays is the fashion, I like), she was talking to her friend say she just come from next door the Velvet, say got some homo photo show and got free Heineken beer. Fuck, got this kind of show I didn't know, free beer and maybe got photo of lesbian to see also not bad what. The guys fuck guys photo I not so interested. Nabei this Lawrence never tell me, should have gone Velvet not Mambo.

Wah, so brave, these homo. Go club and hold the homo photo show. Must be this thing I heard, the gay and the lesbian very angry the Gahmen don't let them hold big party in Sentosa on National Day, so must go Phuket. Then i heard those who no money to go Phuket they will make the August to be the Proud to be Gay and Lesbian month, got art show got photo show and got some party. They even got some name for it, something to do with they angry at the Gahmen, I think it is Sibei Toolan Month or something like that.

I think maybe the Gahmen too fast to chase the gay go Phuket to party liao, because they blame them for the Aids. Last time every year they have one big gay party in Sentosa on National Day, now look like the whole month of National Day also become the gay month too. From one party become one month! Hahahaha!!!!

I think people want to fuck each other backside or eat each other cheebye let them fuck and eat lor. Just make sure they got rubber to use, wait their lan cheow drop off, like a few of my friends who go Geylang fuck the pros never wear then kena dunno what cheebye disease. People want to fuck girl fuck guy fuck dog how do you stop them? Just give them the rubber, like the Army give for overseas exercise. Even army also know you cannot stop people from fucking.

See lah, now they go Phuket and fuck, and we celebrate the country 40 years birthday and the emperor's son first national day, together celebrate with the gay month.

wah...your blog vely interesting leh...i like to read! Your colorful words - so many i forgot already becos too long boh use liao (kena scold by my mother lah) - now i read in your blog...very powderful to send the right message across! Keep it up and please write more often lah!

You went Mambo too? Where got um-zi um-zi sound only?! Your ears too full of ear-shit lah! Hahah. I was there too leh ... never see any big horse. You bluff is it? Anyway yes ... Velvet got more interesting stuff to see .. Phuture and Mambo is left all the kids only.

the sg media or newspapers nvr mention u or blinky but i think u two engkai be mentioned one ... thats the problem with sg media lah not the problem with the sg ppl ... they suppose to reflect living in sg but they choose to reflect or give attention to who they like ... this not a problem meh?? ... how can ppl not be angry? ... sg so many years independent already still never change ... how ppl can u not angry u say?

This is call gahmen fuck itself! Want to gey gey act clean and holy, now kena big time national gay month celebration. Now all go par-lie-ment all stare at each other and lan lan! Especially dat Ho Ping Kee & Wong Cunt Sing both in charge of mata and stupid license laws shit can go and fark each other backside! Hahahaha!

Great entry as usual. Thank you so much, Rockson! I'd like to buy you a drink, if that's possible.Cannot belive the gahmen can still be so ignorant to think only gay sex can cause AIDS. This misleading information will make the chee hong people think they will not get the disease by fucking cheebyes.You are right, let people fuck whoever they want, so long as the consent is mutual.Now the gays go to Phuket to celebrate, Singapore lose business, gay tourists will go there too.Maybe the gahmen build too many tunnels their heads are stuck in them.Rock on Rockson! You are simply the best!

Acherly this time I aglee with gahmen about CTE ERP charges ! Ang Mo Kioers cannot ai pee ai qi ai tua liap nee and expect all Sinkapoor peepers to pay for North South highway mah ! You oredi enjoy good location and high property price but still want your flens in ulu cheebye jurong to help pay for new expressway so you drive shiok shiok no jam meh ? Kanina, rich farkers living in central area should pay until their kar chngs peet or else take the lan jiao bus or mrt lah !!!!!!

I agree with you. there r too many exits on CTE. Think in Ang Mo Kio alone, there are about 4 exits. nah bei, such a small town need so many exits for fuck. it is not difficult for drivers to have an exit to a town then navigate their own way to other parts of the town.

Aey xiao eh, you are correct lor. Chao CTE forever jam one, even I don't stay in the north I also know. Why? Because I work there. NNB even at odd hours like 10.00am on a weekday morning when I finish my night shift the stupid CB CTE is also jammed. Buay tahan ah.

Anyways your blog lives up to its name - IT ROCKS MAN!

So much so that I have linked mine to yours, if you don't mind. Do check my blog out when you can spare the time. Got chio bu to beoh one ok? :)

Gahmen is like dat one la.... I see newspaper those people in ang mo country neber work also got marney take. Singapore gahmen so rich but so kiam siap.

Never give still nebermind la. I still got ka got qiu can work earn my own marney. But most dulan part is they never give still wanna ka us somemore.

Kao... somemore wanna vote for opposition also not possible. You see the opposition people all lao ah pek all dunno when going to kong ka kiao one. Vote them win liao I think too happy heart attack die.

It is about fucking time to buy a bicycle!! Maybe they will have road tax for bicycle next time!! Coz cycling on the fucking pavement is against the law then you LANLAN must ride on the fucking road, so fucking dangerous, then they will charge you road tax for riding your bicycle on the road!!!

xiaxue, you come and read rockson's blog, good for you. rockson is going to be the #1 blogger in Singapore liao. Rockson's blog is purely entertaining and true-ful. No pictures to attract readers, purely text. he blogs his heart out. Unlike yours and blinkymummy's so artifical one. blinky's one is abit difficult to understand, her ang mo and chinese too good.

I think Rockson is a high class beng; and you are a low class lian. So keep quiet and stay at home. Do not come out of the house, and let people puke when we see you. You, celebrity? Go look yourself at the mirror if you have one.

Aiyo, spend so much time writing about you. Waste my finger strength. I will stop bashing you for now. If you dare to come here and post rubbish, we will hoot you until your parents cannot recognise you. Sighwhat a whore.

---Hi Rockson :-) My dear

People are requesting you to blog more frequent leh, can? Your blog is like the drama espiode leh. The kind that you have to wait for one week to see one or two espiodes. Wait till hair also white liao. beri difficult to endure. I am so sad when i visit your blog and find that there are no new blog.

You need not write beri long blog lor. Shorter one but more frequent can? I can take care of your horse if you need some time off to blog.

About ERP, it is like this one lah. the gahmen does not know how to build road; then they just collect toll to reduce traffic loh. Until one day, all the road are ERP-ed. Collect toll is ok lah, but then gahmen has to think of a way to return to money to us mah. like tax break; reduce road tax; reduce parking; etc. They just have to be creative like the way that they are creative in installing ERP. Sometimes, I just do not know where are their brains. either in the backside; or in the backside and shit it out and flush into the toilet hole.

Damned the ERP lah~ Put gantry on Expressway and make drivers re-route and exit by other roads.. than later stage they got reason to put all other road exiting CBD with ERP gantry also liao lor~~ win liao lor~~!!!

Maybe one fineday some scholars or ang moh will suggest to them to put TLP (Traffic Light Pricing!!) and end up we got to pay when we cross every traffic lights~~ ! basket!!

the emperor's son first national day ... I like this part too :) Somehow I kept thinking of an army of stormtroopers marching past the rostrum where Darth Vader is standing, with an old hooded figure in the background ...

Wa lau, very the good blog ...I like to read liao. Your Marina Bay story belly the good. Make me laugh one. But if gahmen use Locky consultant pay cheap cheap ..then u come out with name like 'LEENA BAY' how? Chiak lat. hahahaha!

Please lah, don't feed the Xiaxue pretender troll. One look at his writing will tell you that gutless fucker is trying to pretend to be her and fanning the flames of XX hate here, and spoiling the fun for everyone else who wants to enjoy Rockson.

I am on XX fan but I want to discuss Rockson, not help her hater hijack every blog he can find.

Ignore the Xiaxue comments here, whether it is her or not (it is not) and the loser will go away and find some other blog to troll bait.

Aye ... I dun care real xiaxue or fake xiaxue la horz... in one way or another is xia suay to even talk about her la .. KAn ni na . .see her face also my cock DE-rect .... Aye is not bo ji lehz.. go my blog .. my fucking face big big there for you to see arz -.o No need to even see u in zouk .. i see you on the street already make sure u xia suay ... ai ya.. anyway don't talk about such a scum of society liaoz.. wasting my time haha

Rockson.. trust me .. you are the #1 blogger in sg ... Even SPG neh neh Also not as aye sai as your blog haha... fucking funny la... And horz.. stop talking about your horse big lehz.. POST IT ON YOUR BLOG La hahahaha.. but in all honesty. Your blog speaks the truth and is what a unhappy or disgruntle singaporean would love to tell the GAHMEN but don't have the guts to say it. SO i respect you... but betta becareful ar bo the ISA ( Internal security ) from the GAHMEN come catch you for revealing too much of their secrets or catch you for trying to instigate others to stage a revolution against the GAHMEN hhahahaha. .then you HONG GAN .. but no worries.. we will write petiton to free you one de hahaha

But again, Singapore have grown up and can tell what is right and what is not right (NKF case)..So it is about time, we should voice out our discomfort to the gahment as part of the feedback so that things can get better....

As long as we say things that is logical and not some nonsenses non-existance things, i think our current gahment will listen and make the right changes for the good of Singapore.

Gay / Les are sensitive issue, maybe not to this current generation, but definately to the older generation. So the gahment been "sensitive" and been "protective" (aid spreading issue), are not wrong.

If gay / les go out of singapore to do it, well, there is nothing wrong, but i believe the gahment also don't want to earn this kind of "tourism" money. (I have nothing against gay / les)

But you know lah, now the younger singaporean like all bookworm like that, the school bag more heavy than my gym weight...every 2-3 weeks got test, got exam, where got time to be creative thinking...so all gong gong tai tai one....so if gahment allow gay/les party, these gong gong tai tai kids think it cool, go get played backside without rubber, later all cry wolf (See an article on on-line scam with man fucking young boy thru luring them in irc).

So gahment is not wrong lah, some things they do see much bigger picture than us the commoners.

But the ERP gantry one, that one, they really deserve to get fuck big time. This must be some bloody flesh direct entry scholors in the minstry come out this kind of fucking idea. I am really surprise our minstry of road buy in to such craps. Point A to Point B, if you need to take this route home, no matter how you de-route your journey will still have to go toward "THAT DIRECTION" right? If you need to go North, you can't travel south right? Ya lah the fucking earth is round, still...

SO i hope we can voice our concerns to the gahment to get better ideas....NO WAY will gantry solve jamming issue.....if u wan to stop jam, increase COE, increase petrol, like that more effective lah. But gahment will get fuck by alot of people big time also....

Everybody wants to drive but how can? Singapore so small, sure got traffic jam what....so the gahmen tries to discourage with ERP, COE, ETC ETCTake public transport lah. Sure not so stylo but have to be practical what.

very blood-thirsty government - ERP everywhere. don't want to spend money building another NS highway. so backward compared to more progressive cities. just hate these vampires who sit in cushy castles sucking blood from all of us day in night out! the nkf inquisition is a rehearsal for the real one when people start asking hard questions and demanding transparency about he-who-must-not-be-named.

Govt, encourage 2 take a Public transport 2 reduce car excessive, but unfortunately, it will not work when the fare hike and conviniency is so much troublesome.

Most public buses had been reduced to short journey, in such cases passengers had to take bus, mrt and buses again. For ERP payers actually the bus consumers had been kutuk first, fares already increased, taxi then ERP.

Let us ban that 2 cheebyes, xiaxue & blinky. One always talked about high class people, scholar, act philosophical (at her age!) and the other act cute & witty.Going forward, I believe ultimately these 2 sick "emotional complex syndrome" creatures need to be pai roti "GANG FUCKED" by angmohs & blacks to reach their ultimate high. Agree?Who knows what happened to the last gang-laid cheebye who shamed all of us by nameing her nationality?

When ERP started, I joke to friends that in a few years time, ERP gantry will be erected outside every house doors and gates. Its comming true now. It is not a gahmen soulution to 'terrific' jams, rather a draculla 'suck blood' derivatives like the NKF twist. Wots new. Enjoy it, sons of Singapore. Happy National Gay people!

Son (or Hubby): "Aiyah, think I don wan come home early meh? Got ERP mah... give a dollar for gahmen for what?? So I no choice have to go happy hours everyday and can only come home after 8pm lor.. I got no choice wan leh!"

Hahahaha.. So I think the people who benefit from this ERP thingie would be those clubs & pubs!!!

Omg fuck cheebye you ar you think u are GOD meh say so many "so called nice word" from ur small mouth. u think u who .u not sactifed in this world meh. Go die lah.i tell u one true fuking thing.. GO FUCK UR MOTHER CHEEBYE AND CHOP UR FATHER LAN JIAO AND FIRED WITH FISH ON IT THEN .....

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