Hey, Subby, I just saw a commercial for an upcoming god-is-pissed movie called "Legion". Looks like a stupid flick, but they've got this scene where Granny scuttles across the floor and up the wall like a big geriatric insect until some rube drops her with a goose load.

You gotta get cracking on your Grannies, Hollywood tech is blowing you out of the water here....

This week I issued my first correction, even though I wasn’t proved wrong. I just couldn’t prove I was right. I can live with that rule.

BREAKINGby D-K Wangchuck, Investigative ReporterReports are soming in that Andrew Breitbart has been working with top Al Qaeda operatives to develop plans to attack America. Sources say that their mutual hatred of the current US Administration has cemented the alliance. Indeed, Breitbart has admitted to as much in several postings to his new site BigStarringTomHanks.com although the posts have mysteriously vanished after being reported by a former City of Chicago Comptroller.

UPDATE: Breitbart, of course, denies the allegations. Note that this was shortly after he claimed to be a giant fucking tool who loves to wear used lace panties bought from Japanese vending machines so it definitely was a moment of unusual candor from him.

CORRECTION: Although there is no definitive proof of any of the above reportage, none of it has been disproven either. That's what us Investigative Reporters call "journalistic standards".