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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

How the Fight Started

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have Sex?”

No, she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, “Do you know him?”
“Yes,” she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
And then the fight started…