For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.For Lord Krishna, Press 3.To confess your sins, press 4.To ask for favours, Press 5.’Or, you might even hear this:‘You have reached Lord Krishna’s extension. I am going to be away to conduct a special yuddha to save the humanity and will be away until the year 2012. If this is something urgent and cannot wait until then, call Shankara at GB +44 779000020000 Call. If you want to speak to someone else, for other gods’ directory, Press 6 now.’Or you might even hear something like this if you call toward the end of your life cycle: