Weapons Of WAR

Here at orz, we have what is known to America as a terrorist movement. We ‘attack’ and ‘ravage’ (in good humour, of course) various enemies that dare to threaten our very existence. These weapons are, but not limited to:

Penguin Plushies

Tom Cruise Missiles

Laser Guided Polar Bears

Nukes filled with swords

desu

CAPS LOCK

Utter randomness

Sarcasm and cynicism

Well-crafted flaming

Spoilers

Jam (Akiko’s Jam, duh)

buttsex

Emoticon terrorists

Sword with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it

A picture of Jack Thompson humping the box and/or the game disc of GTA 4 (Not shown due to safety reasons. Yours.)

and many more.

If you see an orzvasion, do not panic. It is the work of bored individuals who want to have fun. That is all.