Fighting!

But this is
why baseball is so much fun. No, not the lurking danger of creepy racist
psychopaths; we got knocked
out of first place yesterday. And the only way to crawl our way back up there
is to go mano-a-mano with a divisional rival that, for most of its existence,
has been abysmally bad.

Well, now
they’re good. But we’ve got to make sure they don’t get too good. And there’s a better than average chance things could get
rough out there as we undertake the task.

Good thing
we’ve got our enforcer, Manhandlin’
Manny Ramirez ready to step in and throw some guys around if it should come
to that.

In the mean
time, all joking aside, let’s hope this
is nowhere near as serious as it potentially could be. Yikes.