Last Week Tonight Tackles Encryption Debate; John Oliver Comes Down on the Side of Keeping Your Dick Pics Safe

However you might feel about the encryption debate spurred by the government’s request that Apple unlock the San Bernardino shooters cell phones, John Oliver wants you to rest easily. According to Last Week Tonight, no matter what happens in this particular case, both Apple and the government are mere steps ahead of Eugene Mirman, who is desperately trying to masturbate to vacation photos of your family. Trying times, these are.