7. Your single friends will disappear from your social life

Having a child doesn’t necessarily ruin your social life, but it certainly does alter it. You’ll still get out of the house just as often, but you’ll likely do it between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. And rather than hosting all-night keggers and attending boozy pub crawls, you may find yourself spending entire afternoons playing peekaboo or building forts out of seat cushions. Unfortunately those kinds of activities aren’t very appealing to anyone over the age of 7, so it won’t take long before your single friends begin drifting away to pursue more age-appropriate endeavors. The good news is that you’ll be so exhausted, you won’t even notice their absence until well after your child has graduated from high school.