"You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy."

Welcome to the first and only LiveJournal Community dedicated to the best "old married couple" featured in The Big Bang Theory, Howard and Raj.Post your fanfictions, fanarts, graphics, and everything else about them. Have fun!

Wow it's been a long time since the last post here! Hopefully a few people are still hanging about...

Title:Someone Else I've Got to BeAuthor:jenni_snakeRating: M (some language)Warnings: None.Pairing(s): Howard/RajWord Count: 1229 words.Spoilers: None.Summary: With their group of friends as diverse as it is, Raj's revelation shouldn't come as such a surprise, especially to his best friend, Howard. The last thing either of them would have expected was it destroying their friendship.

Title: The First Born EnigmaAuthor: nice_girls_playRating: GDisclaimer: I own approximately one of the characters mentioned here (the dog's not even mine). The rest belong to Chuck Lorre and CBS.Summary: A series of drabbles about the Wolowitz-Koothrappali clan (Companion to "The Thanksgiving Inequality" and "The First Name Controversy"). Jonah doesn't say very much and for Howard, who thought he was so good at translating, the mystery of his first born child is frustrating.

Title:Before You Go...Author:jenni_snakeRating: M (explicit)Warnings: None, except apologies for the formatting, I can't seem to fix that.Pairing(s): Howard/RajWord Count: 1746 words.Spoilers: Spoilers for, dialogue from, and fix-it for 3x04 The Pirate Solution.Summary: Howard can't believe that Raj could be deported, and can't quite figure out how to get him to stay.

Before You Go... (You will be directed to AO3 - comments greatly appreciated there or here!)

Big thanks to notalwaysweak for achieving that of which I seemed incapable and making posts to this comm unmoderated! I have some things that I haven't been able to post, but will dole them out slowly, like rations, because I'm like that...

I wrote the following piece for queer_fest 2012, and then because so many people hinted at it, wrote a sequel, Yes, That Kind of Confused which shows up at the end of the work on AO3. Enjoy!

Title:How Much More Can I Takei?Author:jenni_snakeRating: GWarnings: None.Word Count: 1,766 words.Spoilers: S04E04 The Hot Troll DeviationPrompt:Howard Wolowitz: He knows exactly what George Takei was doing in his messed-up fantasy.Summary: Howard's conversations with imaginary sci-fi stars lead him to face truths about himself.