His
short story about his 70 mile paddle from San Clemente Island to San Diego
(Ocean Beach.)

"Grab your board and go paddle."
I had heard the engine throttle back and hadn't been sure whether we were
at the island, or whether Tripp and Bob were just slowing down to put on more
clothes. It had a been a cold, windy, wet and bumpy ride from Mission Bay.
I had hidden the whole time under the makeshift cover I had constructed the
day before out of a piece of old sailcloth. Their boat, a 21' walk around
center console had nowhere to hide from the elements, and now the bow looked
like a skewed Conestoga wagon. "Did you get any rest?"......"I
am now. " I seriously considered asking them if I could just shut my
eyes for twenty minutes or so. The ride out was exhausting. Trying not to
get airborne by pinching your cheeks together to grab a semi-inflated air
mattress may put Suzanne Sommers out of a job but I hadn't gotten any of the
sleep I had counted on. As I rolled out I could feel the patches of damp that
had penetrated my less than perfect shelter, only to see the boys looking
like they had gone through a car wash, without a car. But now it was time
to paddle. No matter what.

I had attempted this paddle July of 2000, on
a board that Mike Eaton had loaned me. I can honestly add to the legend of
Mike's generous and gentlemanly nature by saying he did this on no other basis
other than that Jay Scheckman, after seeing me complete a nine hour training
paddle on an old poly-stripped/glassed-over wind surfer, asked me which door
of the house I had torn down and decided to paddle. After which he had taken
me to Mike's shop to introduce me, and I walked out with a board under my
arm. The only other time I had ever met Mike was at the 1997 bay to bay race,
where I had paddled a homemade experimental kookbox. I found out later that
Mike had assigned me to team "'wooden box."

"What time is it?" I asked steadying myself against both the roll
of the boat and the slightest feeling of queasiness. "Oh jeez!.......Guess!"
"Eleven?" "One?" "It's 2:45!" This was not the
most encouraging thing to hear. We had set out at 7:30pm in the hope of a
3 to 4 hour journey. It had been more than seven miserable hours. The good
news was all those bumps we
fought on the way out would be pushing us in. The bad news was that the boat
was full of water. The wet ride combined with the extra fuel we were carrying
created a little saltwater swimming pool about six inches deep in the back
of the boat. After doing a couple of high speed circles in the lee of Pyramid
Point to drain the water out, I dropped my board over and slid on
to it. As I sat waiting for Tripp to get the borrowed 25hp 'kicker' started
I turned on my gps and the red LED bike taillight I had rigged so that I could
read it in the dark without having my night vision affected. 54.8nm it read
to my selected waypoint of the northern end of the tee of the Ocean Beach
pier. On my board I also had a compass, a watch, a light on a short pole,
a bottle with a long drinking tube and six powergel packs duct taped down
so that tearing them off would open them at the same time. The small outboard,
small compared to the 150 horse outboard that was the primary power, finally
started and I laid down and began to paddle. My greatest fear during the ride
out was about the cold, but here in the lee of the island, paddling down a
silver path of moonlight with the slightest hint of breeze at my back it wasn't
cold. Not even a little. After about the first twenty minutes I had noticed
the sound of the outboard growing fainter, but I could see the red and green
navigation light on the front of the boat, so I wasn't concerned. But now
the motor stopped. As I slowed my pace, I heard the larger motor start up
and it occurred to me that the little engine couldn't keep up with me even
though my goal was to hold a pace of just four knots. A four knot average
would get me back to OB
in less than fifteen hours.

In less than an hour my gps was showing 'battery
low,' and the screen went blank not longer after. This wasn't a great concern
at the time because I had a dozen fresh batteries still on the boat. So I
handed it back to the boys on the boat and continued on, the light from the
moon plenty to read my compass by. My normal paddling pattern is three minutes
on my knees, two minutes prone, six strokes and glide. All double arm. I had
figured out during training that four and glide, with some easy single arm
thrown in would keep me very close to four knots with the least amount of
effort. I could read my compass in the dark but not the watch mounted right
next to it, so I went with the "comfort pattern." As soon as there
was any discomfort in one position I switched to the other.

Paddling out of the lee of the island the bumps
got a little wilder. After one particularly insignificant twitch I reached
back for the tiller to correct my course(My 19 ft board has a tiller/rudder
set-up that allows me to use my feet to make course changes quickly and efficiently,)
at the same time I heard a garbled yell from the boat. Reaching back my foot
swung at
empty air. I sat up and turned around to see my light bobbing in the water
30 yards behind me. I had mounted the light on the small block of wood that
controls the tiller. I had tested it in what I thought were severe conditions,
but here where it was vital, it had abandoned ship. Worse than that, it had
carried away the wood that made the board go straight when I wanted it to,
and turn when I needed it to. The boys on the boat handed me strips of duct
tape and I taped the light to the tiller, laying down now instead of standing
up. And then I had no choice but to tape the tiller down so that the board
would at least go straight. But that also meant that I would have to push
the board around, or drag hand or foot to get it to steer. And since this
would be a mostly downhill run, a significant bit of speed would be lost.

Over the course of the next three hours, as
the sun slowly cracked the horizon gray and its golden light overtook the
silver of the moon I handed my gps back to the boat two more times as it ate
batteries. After the last time I told them to keep it, and paddled on by compass
alone. From the southern tip of the island, Pyramid Point, it is almost due
east to Ocean Beach. The swell and seas were primarily from the northwest,
with the remnants of a south swell giving hint of its presence occasionally.
To try to take advantage of this I started tacking. I would head slightly
north of the course when paddling prone, and back to the course when on my
knees. I did this for two reasons actually. The first to try to get a more
advantageous angle to surf the prevailing conditions. The second because the
California current flows constantly southward and I didn't want to get pushed
below the mark and have to go "uphill" at the end when I would be
the
most fatigued.

The wind that wouldn't settle down during our
trip out finally did a couple of hours after sunrise. And although it never
got completely glassy, it was sometimes a strange sensation to never feel
any breeze, because I was moving at the same speed as the air around me. By
about nine am I had finished off five of the six powergels that were taped
to my board, and was halfway through my second 32 ounce bottle of liquid.
And I was grooving. It had taken six hours after that lousy boat ride, but
for almost the next three hours it was automatic.

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, glide........!
No pain, no discomfort, just a real feeling of connection with the ocean.
Feeling her lift the tail of the board as the next little bump rolled under
me, and juicing up the power of my strokes to try to match and catch it. This
incredible rhythm was only interrupted once. And that was when during a glide
sequence, I rolled over the top of a little cross chop and startled a small
thresher shark that was lazing on the surface. It slapped its tail, which
seemed a good three feet of its approximate seven feet, on the surface as
it dove. I jumped too and paddled with just my fingertips as I watched it
disappear into the deep blue.

For some reason the sense of smell seems most
amplified on the ocean. I caught a whiff of something that made my mouth water.
I raised my foot while paddling prone, my signal that I wished to make contact
with the boat. As they approached the scent got stronger, and the thought
of downing another of those frosting like gel packs forced me to ask for a
cheese sandwich with
whatever kind of mustard was at that point causing me to drool all over my
board. That downed I continued on, but over the last half-hour before that
my left shoulder started buggin'. I had hurt it earlier in the season, and
I hoped that it wasn't going to get severe. I could paddle with little or
no discomfort on my knees. But prone paddling hurt. So I started "fakey"
paddling with my left arm when I was on my belly. And I got a handful of ice
from the boat a couple of times to lay ice on it for a minute or two. The
pain would subside for about 20 minutes and then slowly creep back. Ever since
the sun came up the boys in the boat had a couple of fishing lines in the
water. When they saw a nearby kelp patty they would run over to it and drop
lines on it hoping to score whatever was beneath it. And we were for the most
part alone. Most of the time I was out in front of them. Then they would come
trolling up behind me doing just a couple of knots more than me. I had noticed
out of the corner of my eye a dark spot on the horizon to the north. About
five minutes later, as the boys came creeping up behind me Tripp called out,"you
better start flying or put the brakes on!" I looked up
to see that the dark spot was now a large container ship that was moving fast.
Its bow wave was a good 10 feet high and we were on a collision course. I
contemplated trying to sprint across in front, and realizing that I still
had more than twenty miles to go sat up and let the "Box Wave" pass
about 100yds in front of me.

A little after one o'clock I noticed Bob wheel
the boat around quickly. I hoped he'd spotted a fruitful kelp patty because
they hadn't had any luck so far. And even though I'd tried to warn them that
escorting a long event like this was about as exciting as watching grass grow,
I knew they were bored when I spotted Tripp reading. Which of course led to
Tripp sleeping. Just about this same time the wind shifted and started blowing
from the southwest. I double checked the gps, which was back on my board and
started to slowly angle to the south. I knew we had worked our way slightly
north of the rhumb line and now the wind was going to try to push us even
further that way if we didn't correct for it.

When the boat was behind me, moving directly
toward me I could only hear the wash of the bow wave. About 2 o'clock I started
jonesing for my last powerbar and the last half o' banana that I had stashed
on the boat. The last two gel packs that were taped to the board no longer
had any appeal. Just the thought of them made me want to brush my teeth to
get rid of their sticky sweetness. I began paddling with my foot up and could
hear the wash behind me. 40 minutes later they still hadn't caught up to me
so I sat up, and was greeted by a totally empty horizon. The sounds I had
been hearing had been from the small whitecaps that were now breaking. So
now it was a true solo paddle.

The last time I had talked to Bob I had told
him that I thought I would be finishing between 4 and 4:30pm. Much later than
I'd hoped due to our slow outbound journey. At that point he had used his
cell phone to call Mike Eaton and a couple of other friends to let them know.
And now alone I paddled on. And my shoulder hurt. And I had my foot up. And
I started worrying about them. They had been carrying an extra twenty gallons
of gas in portable containers in the stern of the boat. I searched the horizon
for smoke. for anything. I paddled back about a quarter of a mile, on my knees,
craning my neck. Nothing. And then two Navy helo's buzzed me and I looked
again. OK boys, you're on your own. I had the gps and it said I had 11.8 miles
to go.

By now the wind had shifted back to the northwest
and I was catching little runners. Better than I had all day. This was fun.
I knew I was going to make it. I could spend a little more energy to gain
a little more speed. And I was watching the speedo on the gps go up. As high
as 7.9 knots(9 miles and hour)and the mileage counter go down. 7.6 miles to
go. 3.4 miles to go. I could just make out the top of the Sea World tower
through the haze. Everything else was still shrouded by a thick gauzy afternoon
haze. Four o'clock. I was jazzed. Under thirteen hours. Very cool. Jeez it
still looks a long ways away. As the numbers rolled down on the gps, for some
reason I was recalling an article I had read about Army sharpshooters and
how they could hit a six inch target at a 1000yds. My brain starts whirring.
1000yds, that's about 5/8 of a mile. When the gps read .625. Wait a minute
something is wrong here. .625 and I can barely make out buildings. Nobody
can shoot anything that far. I start punching buttons and uh oh....

Years ago, I don't know how many, there used
to be a buoy five miles straight out from the Mission Bay entrance, and it
is still on old charts. A couple of months ago I decided it would make a great
training course for this paddle. So I punched in the coordinates and went
looking for it. Several times. Never found it. And never erased the waypoint
from the gps. If you use a gps, NAME YOUR WAYPOINTS. I had only numbered mine,
and after I had gotten the gps back on my board the last time and punched
in the waypoint I punched the wrong one. I did however cross over the mysto
five mile buoy spot at 4:01pm. Now I had five miles to go!

I was shattered. What an dummy. Now my arms
really hurt. I wasn't going to finish until 5:20 or so. People waiting on
the beach, and instead ofhaving an hour to relax before heading off to work,
now I'm gonna be late! And the slow realization.....no more daylight savings
time.......the sun sets at 5:05. And I never turned off my light. Those little
AA batteries can't last 14 hours. Time to race the sun. And I keep expecting
the boys to come roaring up behind me at any moment. I hope they are OK. And
I sure could use that powerbar.

Having to watch that countdown
of miles again was an agony that turned into ecstasy as I got closer to the
end. I had to force myself to down the last of the powergels. And to drink
more of the bug juice. The pier finally came into view, and the lights went
on. a couple of fishing boats crossed in front of me. My arms didn't hurt
anymore(again.) My knees didn't hurt anymore from kneeling. I felt great.
Very tired but elated. I hope someone's left on the beach to catch my board
if I fall off in the surf. I had fallen off while paddling probably half a
dozen times. More frequently the more tired I got. I passed the pier at 5:17
and the surf didn't look very big. I
waited for one wave to roll under me and road the back of the next one to
knee deep water. Surprisingly I could stand. 5:20pm and time for a burrito.
Why? Such a totally irrelevant expression of love? Duke Kahanamoku, Tom Blake,
Eugene Smith, Bob Hogan, Tommy Zahn, Larry Capune, Susan Chaplin, Mike Eaton,
Mouse Robb. I'll never be one of them but I've often wondered what it might
feel like. And if you've ever stood
on the beach surrounded by friends and gotten an