Signs Your Lingerie Closet Needs an Upgrade

Wearing the same ratty old undies you’ve had since college is no way to treat yourself. We get it, adulting is hard. But putting together a beautifully arranged lingerie drawer full of pieces you love is something any woman can handle, and it’s easier than you think. Not sure if your lingerie closet is in need of a refresh?

If any of these sounds familiar, it’s definitely time to give your lingerie wardrobe an upgrade.

You can picture your grandma wearing the same undies.

You’ve worn a bikini bottom as underwear in the past six months. Honey, no. Your lingerie drawer should be full of options, not desperation.

Your “special occasion” panties still have the tag on them. If you loved them, you would have worn them already. Toss anything too complicated to actually wear.

You’re wearing the same undies you bought 5 years ago. Those bargain bin G strings you got on clearance at the mall on spring break? Pass.

Your drawer is full of pieces that no longer fit.

Your favorite pieces are worn out. Toss anything ripped, no matter how much you love it. You will find another pair of cheeky shorts that hug your bum in just the right way. We promise.

Your bras could double as murder weapons. No, it’s not normal for the underwire to feel stabby. Toss anything with exposed boning.

You have more “period panties” than “date night panties.” That time of the month is no reason to dress in rags. Treat yourself to a week’s worth of black undies. You’ll feel more confident on your flow days.

You don’t own anything that matches. Nothing says “polished, sexy, and confident” like a matched set under your outfit, even if that outfit is just sweatpants on grocery day.

The sexiest thing you own is a plain black thong. You are a grown ass woman. You deserve at least a few pairs that make you feel like Giselle stomping down the runway!

So, there you have it. Is your lingerie wardrobe in need of a refresh? Let us know!

9 Comments

I am in Desperate need of lingerie change up I only buy stuff when I lose or gain weight and panties it's hard to wear thongs then again I can't find any that don't give me a rash so I just finally bought me a new bra that fits wonderfully.

IAM A 51YR. OLD TRYING 2 START MY LIFE OVER & I CAN HONESTY SAT I'VE NEVER IN MY CRAZY YEARS ON THIS BLESSED EARTH HAD A MATCING SET OF UNDERWAR! IAM A BIG WOMAN, NOT UPSET ABOUT IT JUST BUYING WHAT I COULD AFFORD & FIT SOMETIMES! I WANNA FEEL SEXY 2 MYSELF 1ST & THEN 2 MY FIAN

IAM A 51YR. OLD TRYING 2 START MY LIFE OVER & I CAN HONESTY SAT I'VE NEVER IN MY CRAZY YEARS ON THIS BLESSED EARTH HAD A MATCING SET OF UNDERWAR! IAM A BIG WOMAN, NOT UPSET ABOUT IT JUST BUYING WHAT I COULD AFFORD & FIT SOMETIMES! I WANNA FEEL SEXY 2 MYSELF 1ST & THEN 2 MY FIANCE'! 1ST TIME GETTING MARRIED! LOST MY JOB DUE 2 ILLNESS JUST WHEN I SIGNED UP 4 ADORE ME.COM! WHENEVER I DO HAVE MONEY I WILL ORDER BECAUSE U ALL HAVE FABULOUS THINGS IN MY SIZE! THANKS 4 READING A CHAPTER IN MY LIFE!!!!!

My lingerie drawer is not in that bad a shape. True it did get a sexy boost when I found Adore Me. You've put out a quality product that looks FANTASTIC and feels and fits fine. Little by little, I will add what I can , when I can, from you. It is not ORDINARY bras and panties and of course it is not cheap. I feel like a kid in a candy shop, when I look at your pages. Please keep up the good work.

I'm also not the youngest girl around at 55. It's been difficult for me to have matching lingerie as I have a large band size but smaller cup as well as smaller than average panty size compared to women with my bra band size so sets are hard to find. I do however try to have a few sexy things in my drawers that are relatively close matches. My hopes are that when the close come off the slight mismatch won't be noticed but rather who is wearing them. LOL I will say that wearing my old comfy granny panties are comfy but nothing makes me feel as sexy as wearing sexy lingerie.