After months of trying to convince Facebook that I am not, in fact, the washed-up Missouri politician Ed Martin, and months of getting an automated response that they’d look into it, I decided, screw it; I’ll make a real author’s page that I don’t have to share with some guy who can’t even win a seat in the state legislature.

So, if you’re a fan on Facebook, please go to my new page and hit like. If you’re not a fan yet, well, now’s your chance to show your love.