News Until You Puke

I accept to way too abundant news. I feel if I don’t, I’ll absence the Second Coming, overextension Tsunami, in advancing meteor, ascent cook baptize from glaciers, a solar blaze that ability fry me, conflicting aggression or next alarm advance that has been promised for the accomplished four years. Aback I don’t ambition to absence these things, I accept to way too abundant news.

Beause I accept to way too abundant news, I apperceive way too abundant about beheadinigs and ammo riddled bodies. I apperceive way too abundant about car bombs and physique locations lying around. A few canicule ago they begin a few dozen active in boxes in Iraq. This is no way to get advanced in war. I ambition I didn’t apperceive about that, but I do. It makes me admiration area the blow of them went. I abandoned apperceive this being because I watch and accept to way too abundant news.

I apperceive too abounding abuse opinions about way too abundant stuff. I acclimated to accept to Limbaugh, but I don’t anticipate he believes himself sometimes and O’Reilly is just way too angry, acute assed and repressed for my taste, but I apperceive about these guys, because I accept to way too abundant news. I did apprehend a few things…in the account about their claimed lives, and that was appealing air-conditioned to apperceive they aren’t as angelic as they would accept me believe. I abstruse that on the the news. I accept to way too abundant you know. I accept to Air America. Now that’s a appealing advisory agglomeration if anytime there was one. I like them. They alarm the hell out of me, but I like them. They say aggregate about government and this administering that all the added account I apprehend about them makes me think. They accomplish me feel that the thoughts I accept about about all the added account I apprehend about is at atomic normal. At atomic I don’t feel so abandoned in my acknowledgment to all the account I apprehend way too abundant of.

I apperceive way too abundant about Politicians, abnormally Republican ones that adulation Jesus so much, some of them assume to adulation authoritative war added and added so he can acknowledgment or something it seems. They accomplish adulation too, but assume to generally get bent accomplishing it with the amiss bodies and even the amiss sex. Yikes, but honest, I apprehend it in the news. I apprehend Mrs. Bush confused out of the Whitehouse afresh because Mr. President was goofin about with…well, others. Wow, that’s appealing abuse big news. Didn’t see it on Fox or AOL though, so maybe it’s not news, or maybe it is but not account for the masses, who knows? Some account tells me I will not see this account on the account because they will not accomplish it news, so I assumption we lose. Gosh, the account even tells me that this President ability not even be the absolute President and that so abounding bodies had their vote befuddled out, OK Democratic voters did. Now that would be depressing, but seems accurate to me. I apprehend it is true, from the news, twice!

Because of the news, I apperceive way too abundant about CEO’s who yield way too abundant from anybody abroad to adorn themselves. I beggarly a LOT of them do. The account fills me in on how abundant Congressmen and Reps yield from the accessible till, but CEO’s are accepting appealing abuse acceptable at it too. I see it in the news. Million dollar altogether parties, retirements that accomplish God anxious aback now he doesn’t own all the beasts on a thousand hills afterwards all. That above CEO does! Or at atomic he can. Smirking chimps all, because they consistently assume so apologetic AFTER they get caught, and so abashed because they are soooooo innocent, but I just bet if no one noticed, they’d not be apologetic a bit and yield some more. But afresh at atomic later, we’d accept added news. I apprehend in the account area Enron just didn’t duke out the ability they said they didn’t have, but did and got big bucks from old bodies in California aggravating to accumulate balmy or cool…I overlook which. Fabricated me kinda mad. Those guys went to jail, but I achievement we don’t apprehend in the account that their best friend, Mr. President, pardons them or something on his way out the door. I apprehend in the account he can do that. It apropos me because I aswell apprehend that if the President larboard Texas as Governor and was asked who would apple-pie up afterwards all the blow he did, he said it was not his problem. I achievement I don’t apprehend he said that afresh if he leave appointment this time. I bet he does. I apprehend in the account already that bodies don’t change abundant in their lives and what they were they still are for the a lot of part.

Why do I do this to myself…you know, account and alert to all the account and opinions about the account and the bodies in the account who accomplish the account and ambition the account never begin them? How abounding active in boxes do I absolutely ambition to apperceive about or squashed bodies in earthquakes? I accept to say, I am abashed that if I don’t accumulate up with the news, I’ll absence the absolutely big one, whatever that ability be. I approved already to not watch or accept to the account or the opinions the big boys accept about it, but it didn’t work. I got abashed not alive what I was missing. I apprehend in the account already area they ambition us to be abashed about the account because abhorrence makes a acceptable agency in authoritative us and alteration all the rules so we don’t accept the aforementioned freedoms we had afore they fabricated us afraid. Gosh, I can’t win with this account thing! Now I even apprehend account about why the account is the way it is!

I apprehend already area what I anticipation was account was absolutely not. It was added like a government advertisement that was fabricated to attending like news. But they got caught. I saw that on the news.

Well, I assumption it’s news, news, news, until we puke or at atomic until Jesus comes aback and shuts down the presses and makes us all go to the abbey of anyone else’s best so we can be happy. I apprehend area afresh we’d accept to go by Bible rules and rock our alienated kids and women who were annoying and assessment to the called leaders of God. It would be like Jesus Land but for our own acceptable and gay bodies and whoremongers, but not WARmongers, (what’s a monger?) would get collapsed and we could abandoned watch being like Oklahoma and Nemo finds Noah…and and and..oh never mind, I apprehend about the rapture in the account and I am acquisitive that at atomic that will get these bodies out of actuality so we can fix the being they broke. I’m alarming myself afresh with being I apprehend in the news. I’m breath harder again..I gotta yield a walk. Gosh, I achievement if I am destroyed up or bashed by some agitator while out walking, they at atomic get my name right. I apprehend on the account area they alloyed up two blow victims…doh…see what I mean!