The legal case against me, standing alone, is a flimsy, hollow shell and reeks of politics.

Actually, Kenny Boy, thanks to your steadfast guidance, it was Enron that was the flimsy, hollow shell reeking of politics.

The legal case against you didn't purloin the life savings of your employees while simultaneously giving so lavishly to Bush-Cheney 2000. The full responsibility for that sleight of hand falls to your leadership of Enron.

Speaking of politics, what exactly did you secretly talk about with Cheney in those energy policy-setting meetings in March 2001? Why don't you release that information instead of behaving like a big ol' self-pitying crybaby in the Washington Post?