I'm very amused to have a copy of Paris's T-Mobile address book, with Anna Kournkova, Seth Green, Ashlee, Eminem, Avril, Ashley Olsen, and so forth's phone numbers. But oddly, I don't want to call any of these people.

Stephen King's email, however, is a whole 'nother thing. But what would I say? I think it's more fun to have the phone numbers than to crank call these folks. This makes me disgustingly... polite. Restrained. Norwegian.

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This begs a couple of questions: How did you get her phone book? Why wouldn't you want to call Ashley Olsen? [/smirk] And how much money overall do you think it's going to cost all these people total to have their terribly exclusive phone numbers changed now?