Who Said It: Leslie Knope or Liz Lemon?

Iconic TV characters Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope have very distinct worldviews, but they're alike on many levels: They're quirky career women and junk-food aficionados who run the show at their respective offices. Can you match the quote to the character?

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Question 1 of 30

"You're ridiculous, and men's rights is nothing."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

An angry Leslie blurts this out in a speech to a group of men's rights activists.

Question 2 of 30

"Who hasn't made mistakes? I once French-kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old."

Liz Lemon

Liz Lemon, no doubt.

Leslie Knope

Question 3 of 30

"I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Knope, right before she enters a strip club.

Question 4 of 30

"I am big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Leslie generally doesn't have a problem with low self-esteem.

Question 5 of 30

“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.”

Liz Lemon

Liz Lemon never tires of referring to her lack of love life.

Leslie Knope

Question 6 of 30

“I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.”

Liz Lemon

This is Liz's answer to Tracy's question about her religion.

Leslie Knope

Question 7 of 30

"I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine, and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Liz Lemon probably doesn't know much about wine, either, but this is Leslie.

Question 8 of 30

"What if I get drunk and talk about Darfur too much … or not enough? What if I don't bring up Darfur?"

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope, worrying about a date.

Question 9 of 30

"We have to decide what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends and work. But work has to come third."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Clue: If it involves waffles, chances are Leslie Knope said it.

Question 10 of 30

"I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable, really. It felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it — it was just an insanely good brownie."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

This is Leslie, making it clear that she's never done drugs. (It wouldn't be prudent for someone who wants to be president.)

Question 11 of 30

"One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes'! Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!"

Liz Lemon

Eternal volunteer Leslie clearly doesn't need to make this kind of resolution, but Liz does.

Leslie Knope

Question 12 of 30

"You can't be gay for just one person. Unless you're a lady and you meet Ellen."

Liz Lemon

Liz says this to Frank when he claims to be "gay for" Jamie, the hot coffee boy.

Leslie Knope

Question 13 of 30

"No matter what I do, it's like nothing can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Leslie realizes the appeal of being voted out of office.

Question 14 of 30

"And now I am heading home for a nooner — which is what I like to call having pancakes for lunch."

Liz Lemon

This is totally Liz — everyone knows Leslie eats waffles for lunch.

Leslie Knope

Question 15 of 30

"I stand by my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

This could easily be either, but it's Leslie.

Question 16 of 30

"You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz."

Liz Lemon

Liz says this to her childhood idol, a former TV writer.

Leslie Knope

Question 17 of 30

"Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love."

Liz Lemon

Leslie Knope

Much to Ron's chagrin, Leslie turns out to be a pretty good shot on the office hunting trip.

Question 18 of 30

"I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America."

Liz Lemon

Liz and Leslie probably have the same political views, but this quote is from Liz.