your crap i'm a ninja master and watch it in bed when shes asleep and knock one out

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I used to use a PSP for storing pr0n, and surfing the web with the aim of knocking one out covertly when in bed. It was a pain in the arse though, converting the flv files to mp4's. The the wife got herself an HTC Legend, and I immediately saw the possibilities. A portable art video and pic collection disguised as a phone. Jackpot!

I now have the Desire HD as a phone, which just happens to have a 16gig card in it stuffed full of all the art a man could almost wish for, and no need for conversion. Rockplayer and Dolphin HD FTW.

I was caught a few weeks back when she was supposed to be in bed, and I was watching TV downstairs, but as she already knows I am a wanker, and wasn't pestering her for a change, she said nowt.