So, republicans, if you really think a blow job is equivalent to beastiality, I can only assume you should have all pets removed from your homes…

Notwithstanding the fact that the law is inconsistent with Supreme Court, a few days ago in Michigan, the Senate voted to make oral and anal sex between consenting adults a felony, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. Oh, and this was wrapped up in a bill that prohibits bestiality.

To not understand adults capable of consensual activities with each other with animals who are incapable of expressing consent, and to think that oral and anal sex between consenting people is the same as bestiality is…well, do I need to explain that this is batshit insane?

Based on a quick google search, it sounds like at least 3/4 of heterosexual adults have engaged in oral sex (I’m going to assume the percentage is at least as high, probably higher, among gay or bi identifying individuals). Since that number was a 2007 study, chances are, the number is even higher.

So, either no one who voted for this bill has had oral sex. Unlikely. Or they have moved on to bestiality. Given the batshit insanity of this bill, I will assume the latter. What the actual fuck.