Really Funny

The best example of "Doosron ki khushi me apni khushi dhoondhna".
Watching Porn.
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What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food?
Wedding
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The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying
"Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!
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A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
You don't know where to put your hands!
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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!
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World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:
Achha Baba... Karlo!