Sunday, January 17, 2010

These scrolls are similar to protection scroll in that characters of any class are capable of utilizing them. Unlike most scrolls they feature an illustration of a rugged, handsome human male with a beard or stubble and great hair. When read 1d6 rounds later an aspect of Kurt Russel appears. This aspect of Kurt Russel will willingly aid any non-evil user of the scroll as long it does not involve outright villainy and will be present for 24 hours before disappearing back into time and space. Roll on the below table to determine which aspect of Kurt Russell appears; any harm inflicted to an aspect will not affect the real Kurt Russell of our world. All aspects of Kurt Russell have maximum hit dice and a +2 bonus on all saving throw rolls.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.'"

Ancient Vaults : I was nodding my head when I read your reply too. Weird how Roddy Piper's aspect can be confused with Kurt Russell. Which leaves one to wonder, can we have a scroll of Action Hero? Roddy Piper from They Live. Blaine (Jessie Ventura) from Predator...

Haha, the most popular post on this blog and it's a gag magic item about Kurt Russell!

Maybe Gabriel Cash and Jungle Boy might bump it up to d12, but no Stuntman Mike. He's a definite villain as opposed to a hero or anti-hero and I'm not even sure how he could be useful to a party of adventurers...unless they killed him and took his stuff (the car).