What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? talent, intellect, wit and a kick-ass sense of humor

What turns you off? lack of compassion, ignorance, selfishness

What is your favorite curse word? son of a bitch

What sound or noise do you love? the sweet strumming of Jimmy Page combined with the honeyed wail of Robert Plant

What sound or noise do you hate? lyrics containing the phrase "da club"

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd love to be a drummer in a rock band.

What profession would you not like to do? I would never want to drive a garbage truck.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You're 15 minutes late. However the all-you-can-eat cheesecake buffet is open for eternity so knock yourself out."