Video: Guy Builds Giant Fart Machine

A guy from England decided to build the world’s biggest fart machine so he could piss off his neighbors in France.

By ModernMan Editors

Colin Furze, the same dude who built the replica Wolverine claws, has moved on to create more important things. We’re of course talking about a device that saves lives makes super loud fart noises.

Yep, his fart blaster is being perfected so his neighbors in France (Furze lives in Dover, England) can hear his ass-tearing noises. In the process of building the gigantic fart machine, according to Gizmodo, the dude has also created the “biggest valveless pulse jet machine ever.” We have no idea what that means, but it sure kicks the shit out of the Millennium Falcon made from Legos that we put together last week.

If you’re in France on July 24 at around 6 and 7 p.m., keep your ears peeled for his sounds of ass tearing. That’ll be Furze’s machine hard at work.