Well, as a secular Jew allow me to weigh in here. In my experience--and as a generalization--the Chabad women that I have seen are better looking than the average woman, Jew or gentile. Second, compared to the average American woman, they certainly dress differently, but always seem to be well put together.

And finally, while Susie Essman has indeed made me laugh over the years with her stand-up and comic movie roles, she is--without a doubt--not someone who should be throwing stones at other women's looks.