What if Cthulhu did the Old Spice commercials

If any of you out there ever played the tabletop role-playing game Call of Cthulhu, you remember what an eerie and difficult game it was. That is because the more you played the game based on a horror story written by H.P. Lovecraft, the greater the chances that your character would go insane. Chances are if your character even glanced the god Cthulhu, the sheer terror meant that insanity was pretty much guaranteed.

But, what if the Lovecraftian Great Old One got a chance to do those recent Old Spice commercials? You know the ones; the commercials with a man-among-men asking women if their man should smell like an Old Spice man. The video below, brought to you by the folks at Gods Playing Poker, answers that question with a combination of laughter and unspeakable horror.