Fake News | An Exclusive Playlist by President-Elect Donald Trump

Most of the FAKE NEWS people said I couldn’t get any of the big acts to play my inauguration, but they lied. I got the biggest musical guest in the world. ME.

I may be the 45th President of the United States aka World’s Richest Man aka Time‘s Man of the Year, but what I really want to do is DJ. Everybody wants to talk about Obama (who?) and his Playlists. One word — Overrated.

“We’re The Champions” – Queen

You know what never gets old? My wives and winning. You know what the difference between the two are? I will never get tired of winning. “No time for losers because we’re the champions”. Terrific lyrics. I couldn’t have said it better myself, but I could’ve sang it better. Freddie Mercury? Overrated. Most people don’t know that I’m a great singer. Ask Melanie. Ask Putin. Ask half of the Rockettes. I’ve got an amazing voice. Incredible high notes. The highest. I sing in the spray tan every morning.