Yes, it's old and outdated, but check out the pages of the Admin's and look at the banners and avvies they made! There are some HILARIOUS memories in those. As an example, I'm going to write a SKIT that resembles what we would have done, oh, two years ago.

Btw, this is funny:Carlisle:. . . . Isn't that Bob?

Emmett: No. Wait. *turns the pan around to see the name etched into the bottom* Yes.

Yes, it's old and outdated, but check out the pages of the Admin's and look at the banners and avvies they made! There are some HILARIOUS memories in those. As an example, I'm going to write a SKIT that resembles what we would have done, oh, two years ago.

Btw, this is funny:Carlisle:. . . . Isn't that Bob?

Emmett: No. Wait. *turns the pan around to see the name etched into the bottom* Yes.

Yes, it's old and outdated, but check out the pages of the Admin's and look at the banners and avvies they made! There are some HILARIOUS memories in those. As an example, I'm going to write a SKIT that resembles what we would have done, oh, two years ago.

Btw, this is funny:Carlisle:. . . . Isn't that Bob?

Emmett: No. Wait. *turns the pan around to see the name etched into the bottom* Yes.

Lol that reaaaaally sucked, told you I was out of skit juice, darn headaches, maybe I'll be better in the morning.

LOL That was full of awesomeness in a concentrated form!

Esme: Emmett, dear, we were not slapping ourselves!Emmett: Fine, I'll slap you then *slaps Esme*Esme: Grrrrr *slaps Emmett*Carlisle: Did you just growl my dear? *slaps Esme*Esme: ARE WE DONE YET!?*Steph poofs in*Steph: Now, my lovely characters, it is time to stop....or there will be consequences. Carlisle: Yes Stephenie, of course Stephenie, whatever you say Stephenie!Esme: PLEASE DON'T MAKE US LIKE BELLA AND EDWARD!!! (anyone remember that? )Jasper: SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER DOES!!!!Steph: Can we fix this?Emmett: NOO!! He's so much more entertaining like this! Not so much gloom and doom, you get me?Steph: Fine, but to get the cure for Jasper's Randomitis, you must go past the sugarcane mountains, through the lake of beans, over the banana lands. Then, make nice with the BoBo Tribe and they will give you what you seek. *Steph poofs out*Carlisle: EMMETT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!Esme: Now tater tots, let's not blame...Carlisle: WE WERE FINE BEFORE ROSE SAVED YOU!Esme: Let's use "I feel" statements...Carlisle: EMMETT! YOU ARE A CURSE UPON OUR FAMILY!!! You will go out and find the cure to the Randomitis!Emmett: You'll come with me right?Carlisle: ABSOLUTELY NOT! You will go with Jasper, and don't return until he's back to normal!!!!Emmett: Oh fine...Esme: Oh, no, Carlisle, you are being too hard on him.Carlisle: It's time for him to grow up Esme.

ONE HOUR LATER, AFTER PLEADING WITH CARLISLE TO CALL IT OFF....

Carlisle: NO! GO OUT AND DO IT!!!*Carlisle and Esme poof away*Emmett: Soooooo....I guess we should get started, right?Jasper: RIDE RM COWBOY!!!Emmett: I agree.*Jasper (SPARKLES!!!) and Emmett set off*Emmett: Hmmm....where do we go first?Jasper: GO PAST THE SUGARCANE MOUNTAINS!Emmett: At least you're good for something! Now, where could the sugarcane mountains be....?*sees mountain covered in glistening snow*Emmett: Maybe that's it! *sets off*Jasper: TIGERS AND LIONS AND BEARS OH MY!!!Emmett: That's the spirit!*Three hours later*Jasper: WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!!Emmett: All right, now you're getting on my nerves. We'll have to stop here for the night. It's getting dark and I can't see anything- AH!! SOMETHING'S ATTACKING MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jasper: NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!! Emmett: Oh, it's just you.Jasper: MUHAHAHAHA!!!Emmett: Are you done quoting movies yet? Jasper: WIZARD OF OZ!Emmett: Oh, so now it's movie titles...*sigh* This is a very large mountain. Why did Steph have to write the cure so far away? *whines* Oh, wait, it wasn't Steph, it's those CFGs! They delight in our pain and funny lines! Hey CFG's, can you pleeeeaaasssseeeee write it closer?*CFGs poof in*CFG's: NO!!!*CFG's poof out*Emmett: Darn.

That was long, but at least we have something new to write! A quest, which should probably take a while. Have fun CFGs!

Hee hee this totally sounds like a Go Diego Go! episode, they have monkeys and they are like Swiper on Dora but they are called the "Bobo Brothers" lol. I have to watch it with a 2 year old. Just cjecking, CFGs are Cullen Fan Girls right? Darn, my keyboard went into French mode. WHY? So now Shift 6 is a question mark and so on. This sucks. Anyone know how to fix it besides waiting like 5 hours? Just checking... are Esmé and Carlisle going to stop Eddie at the circus? Are Brittany and Emily still plotting? Or we could just freeze time there, while time continues with Emmett and Jasper and so forth while they are questing.

Cullen_Lover wrote:Hee hee this totally sounds like a Go Diego Go! episode, they have monkeys and they are like Swiper on Dora but they are called the "Bobo Brothers" lol. I have to watch it with a 2 year old. Just cjecking, CFGs are Cullen Fan Girls right? Darn, my keyboard went into French mode. WHY? So now Shift 6 is a question mark and so on. This sucks. Anyone know how to fix it besides waiting like 5 hours? Just checking... are Esmé and Carlisle going to stop Eddie at the circus? Are Brittany and Emily still plotting? Or we could just freeze time there, while time continues with Emmett and Jasper and so forth while they are questing.

CFG=Crazy Fan Girls

Lol, I have no idea how to fix keyboards

Lol, we can write whatever, and switch around a bit, but yes, everyone is still doing everything, only now Jasper and Emmett are going on a long quest lol

Emmett: So these are the sugarcane mountains....Jasper: KISS ME EDWARD!!Emmett: Okay...*Emmett and Jasper start to 'pass the sugarcane mountains' when suddenly candy canes hit them*Jasper: DUCK!!! QUACK QUACK!!!Emmett: Ow! Where are these coming from?Sugarcane Hippo 1 (SH1): Who are you?Emmett: Hippos can talk!?!?SH1: Of course we can talk!SH2: ATTACK!!Emmett: No wait, wait! We were sent here!SH1: By who?Emmett: Stephenie Meyer!SH2: They lie!Jasper: YOU LIE!SHs: *GASP!*Emmett: Erm, ignore him! He has Randomitis! SH1: Ohhh...You may pass only if our god says you may.Emmett: Who is your god?SH2: SOMEONE BRING THE GOD!!*God is brung*Emmett: BOB?Bob the Frying Pan (BFP): Emmett!? Hey man! Long time no see! Emmett: SH1: You know these people, o mighty god?BSP: Yes, they may pass safely.SH2: Aww*Emmett and Jasper pass the sugarcane mountains*Emmett: What next Jazz?Jasper: THROUGH THE LAKE OF BEANSEmmett: I knew there was a reason I kept you around!*Emmett sees a lake of beans*Emmett: Now I wonder who lives here...Jasper: FROSTY THE SNOWMANEmmett: Thats right Frosty the Snowman (FS): Hello!Emmett: Wow...that's interesting. Shouldn't he be melting?FS: Hello!Jasper: HELLO!FS: How are you today?Jasper: GOOD!!Emmett: Huh...? Frosty and Jasper talking? FS: I love you!Emmett: Jasper, let's go.Jasper: I LOVE YOU FROSTY!Emmett: Jasper, let's GO! NOW!Jasper: GOOD BYE FROSTY!FS: Goodbye my saucy friend!*Emmett drags Jasper away from FS*Emmett: What's next?Jasper: OVER THE BANANA LANDSEmmett: Oh yay! Bananas! Are you cured yet?Jasper: OH HE HE, OH HA HAEmmett:...apparently not.