PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. There has been some debate as to whether or not Reggie and girlfriend Kim Kardashian had already broken up by that time, and also whether or not this was the first time January got some Bush.

A page from The National Enquirer:

Regardless of the degree to which running back Reggie Bush and wide receiver January Gessert were sinning, here are some photos of the fitness-conscious other woman out jogging in Los Angeles yesterday. (Click images to see larger images in the gallery)

(Photos: Fame Pictures)

Isn’t there some sort of law out there that requires all these male celebrity cheaters be countered by at least one female celebrity cheater? I suppose LeAnn Rimes sort of counts, but her husband was homosexual and her “other man” was boring. We need “other men” that are male adult film stars with tattoos and loooong arrest records! It’s just not right that only men are made to look so helplessly libidinous in the media!

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