Life, love, and the pursuit of happiness as seen from the comfort of my couch.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Ahem....a list or two

I was reading another blog, and I was inspired to make a list. Here is a list of things I will never do, unless forced against my will. It is a bit hard to think of these things, because, honestly, there are so few things I won't try. However, I will try my best. I will never:

1) shave my head2) eat a Scotch Bonnet pepper3) teach elementary school4) go to Detroit5) install a stripper pole in my bedroom6) doubt that my daughter is a miracle7) stop believing that God shows us a small portion of his love through animals8) go to a rap concert9) stop eating meat10) look like a super model11) be a virgin again12) find apple juice appetizing by itself13) wear hammer pants14) get another tattoo even though I want one15) say never

Here are a few things to counter the above list. This one was much easier to come up with. I will always:

1) try to meddle in other people's lives too much2) remember this year with the worst and fondest memories3) have my mother's eyes4) be a Simpson girl at heart5) love dessert too much6) wish that I looked like a super model7) love to snuggle in bed8) like to read9) celebrate holidays10) love to shop11) say bad words when I am extremely provoked12) rely on the kindness of strangers13) think toes look better painted14) sleep best in my own bed15) know it doesn't matter who I am or what happens to me, God is sovereign