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ha, that really would be the icing on the cake, these smelly, hungry, tired, stupid twats performing for the masses. the only problem that I can see is that from what I have read, the twats have hardly enough money to feed themselves - how are they going to be able to film their application video (or for that matter get whatever costume/props are necessary)?

Best change the Circus Schedule dates though as they are a year out of date

_________________I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George

DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe

I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe

THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again)

YeaWhateverunimaginable bastard pig

Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair

Posted:
Fri May 16, 2008 1:48 pm

Buck Turgidson wrote:

Best change the Circus Schedule dates though as they are a year out of date

You are right about that. I will get to that. The funny thing is, I totally forgot that I even had the circus sitting there, not being used. Donato sent me a reminder yesterday.

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GazMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON

Posted:
Fri May 16, 2008 2:14 pm

Reading this post makes me wish I had more time these days to bait!!

_________________YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke

"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor

"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello

"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown

"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman

^^^ Whenever I think it's about time to move on to something else in life, I open up one of my personal mailboxes and there are all the scam letters again. That really gets my juices flowing, epecially first thing in the morning.

_________________"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona)

CrazyCanuckWannabe Baiter

Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada

Posted:
Fri May 16, 2008 4:20 pm

I have this vision of StinkBoi flying through the air with the greatest of sleaze...........uhhhhhh..........ease!

_________________Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob

JayhawkBaiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5350

Posted:
Fri May 16, 2008 5:06 pm

Well, your one TWAT lad already has a clown suit, so I think he should automatically be in! TWAT needs more clowns for its circus!

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

DEAR REV WILLIAM,
I AM GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I HAVE NOTED YOUR MAIL BUT REV PHYSTME, ALL IS NOT WELL WITH ME AND MY BROTHER HERE IN ABECHE BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS SICK DUE TO HASH WEATHER OF CHAD.
AFTER OUR CHATTING AND THE PROMISE TO SETTLE THE DRIVER BILLS NOTHING HAVE BEEN SENT TO SETTLE HIS BILLS. (Oooops )
WE ARE HOPING TO SEE REV BENJAMIN, HERE IN ABECHE CHAD . AND WE ARE PRAYING TO MEET WITH HIM ONE ON ONE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN.
ADAMU

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

I think it's very suspect that they want to go "one on one" with the Rev Phystme. Sounds like they might want to work the reverend over! Are you sure it's safe for him to go?

_________________"<i>I warned earlier to stop dealing with the the people scamming you but you would not. You shouls stop emailing this fellow who claims to be Godspower but he is not </i>" - Bob the British High Commissioner

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I miss this so much. I've only read the first page of this, but I can't wait to get home from work and read this whole thing . Hope everyone is doing well!

_________________ Atlanta, GA...to Fulton county jail and back

"PLEASE FOR GOD�S SAKE HOW ON EARTH DID YOU WENT AND SENT MONEY TO HOODLUMS..."

"I WILL RESPOND TO THE MAIL OF THE THIEVES AND BASTARDS ..."

" FRAUDS DO GO ON IN THIS COUNTRY BY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BUT DEPENDS ON THE PERFECTIONS OF THE FRAUDS AS I HAVE PERFECTED OURS." Dr. Bello Mohammed

"i will like to know.i will be doing the exericse you gave to me about chating gnar gnar gnar harty har har.after the exercse i will share my expirences with you.Much blessings from gnar."
==Mrs. Prisima Willbaford aka Emmanuel Okon

IMHO there is a need to seperate StinkBoi and the driver. The driver has been allowing them to live in the lap of luxury by providing them with bread, water and old smelly blankets to sleep outside in.
Once he is out of the picture their futures will become even more dismal.
And - there is always the possibility of getting to the arse kicking portion of their pilgrimage. They need to feel "The Hand That Rocks the Mugu"

_________________Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob

maggiemayAdamu's soulmate

Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337

Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 7:54 am

Has anyone heard from Rev Dover - hope his journey is going to plan

_________________IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY

You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,

^^ Good timing. Reverend Dover landed in Sudan yesterday, but this was the FIRST Monday (maybe even weekday) that the lads didn't check their mail. We had a bit of concern in this morning's chat that they may have somehow escaped the 'beche, but alas, they just signed in minutes ago and read mail with the same IP.

Cross your fingers for Sudan, everyone! Al Fashir seems lovely, and there is even a pizza joint there (according to Wikipedia) for Dover.

Here's the TWATs' reply to Dover's mail telling them he landed safely in Sudan:

Quote:

DEAR BENJAMIN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE,THE CONTENTS OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL THAT YOU HAVE ARRIVED SAFETLY IN SUDAN. IT IS VERY HOT WEATHER IN SUDAN AND HERE IN CHAD ABECHE TOO.
WE ARE ALSO PRAYING TO GOD THAT YOU WILL COME HERE SAFETLY IN ABECHE TO MEET US,GOD WILL LEAD YOU SAFETLY AMEN.
PLEASE REV BEN,TELL US THE DAY YOU WILL ARRIVE ABECHE AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO IDENTIFY YOU.ONCE MORE WE SAY WELCOME TO AFRICA .
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN.
BEST REGARDS,
ADAMU

Naturally, in the spirit of Dover, the first thing he did when he landed was bitch about the heat.

Edit: This bland e-mail just came into Phystme:

Quote:

DEAR REV WILLIAM,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE, THE CONTENT OF YOUR MAIL IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
I WANT TO INFORMED YOU THAT REV BEN, HAVE ARRIVE SUDAN. HE SENT A MAIL TO US THAT HE HAS ARRIVE AND WE ARE EXPECTING HIM HERE IN ABECHE CHAD SOON.
WE THANK ALMIGHTY GOD FOR HIS JOURNEY MERCY THAT HE GRANTED HIM.
PLEASE REV WILLIAM , MEANWHILE WE STILL WAITING FOR THE REUNION SO THAT WE CAN BE SAFE AND FREE FROM THE DRIVER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AND ALL THE ENTIRE MEMBERS OF TWAT CHURCH AMEN.
BEST REGARDS,

This is the bait that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Two mugus went safari-ing not knowing what they'd face
And they'll be stuck in Chad forever just because
This is the bait that never ends
It goes on and one my friends...

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

Okay, so we know this thread has been pretty slow for the past week, and we're sure some of you are wondering what is happening. We really didn't want to update it with what we have been working on until it looked like a good possibility of success. This was pretty risky for us in terms of losing the bait, but well worth the shot. Here's a brief timeline of events that have happened this past ten days or so:

First, Adamu contacted Rev Dover with a plea for money, but what he didn't realize (we think) was that he CCed two other e-mail addies instead of using the BCC. He was begging for help and mentioning that his brother's leg is a little hurt.

Next, we decided to ASEM the two other addies with a simple "I am interested, please tell me more" type e-mail from an account separate from the church modality. To our (non) surprise, we got hit with level two scripts from both accounts for a NOK and a trunkbox scam.

We decided to bait them both.

At the same time, we decided it would be a good idea to set up ANOTHER account, and tell each of those lads from there that we were Adamu, and that our last account got hacked, and we opened a new one. We told them NEVER to e-mail there again, and only contact us through the new acct.

We also did the same thing for each of those two lads, and told Adamu to only contact us there.

SO, right now, we're effectively communicating with Adamu (who thinks he's talking to his friends) and his friends (who think they're talking to Adamu), and we're telling them from the new Adamu acct that the maga paid big, we don't need any money, BUT:

We need them to get to N'Djamena to help us smuggle all of this cash back home.

Meanwhile, we're telling Adamu, from the new friends' boxes, that we're trying to get the money together to bring them home. We're also telling Adamu from the friends that the WU system in Chad won't allow us to send money, therefore strengthening the story the church officials are giving.

Essentially, what we're now working on, is trying to get these two new lads into Abeche for a surprise visit at the HOSPITAL ROAD cafe.

Last edited by Professor So And So on Tue May 20, 2008 2:29 pm; edited 1 time in total

sir scam alotBaiting Guru

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Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana

Posted:
Tue May 20, 2008 2:25 pm

Evil genius at it's best!

I love it.

_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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