rachel: nah he's married now
rose (is hot (my nickname is thunderbolt)): never stopped you before_________________Older men declare war, but it is youth that must fight and die.
--Herbert Hoover (1st Quaker president)

"I know this, you Americans are maximum large, I know this, Americans are also heavy sexy, I know this is because of your good weather." --a man speaking to my brother in the country of Bangladesh._________________woot (. Y .) hootie

"who's crunk?... This guy (points to himself)" --Hess, with the most glazed over drunk look on his face

"don't worry Hess, I don't consider you an athlete" - Michael M. after Hess was saying he didn't count Ultimate players as athletes in a game we were playing on the car ride to Columbia_________________Casey "don't call me boy" Hooper