Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Circus is coming to town

Apparently he & Lola are BFFs. Now I know how Lola is when she's excited...she's annoying & she runs all over the place & she barks a lot. And I've see crazy Tadpole run...the two of them together are going to be a nightmare. I prefer Lola like this:

(Yes, Penny...don't we all).

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Psssst...hey guys...

Tadpole is having a hard time coming up with the cash to mail himself to me. Sooooo...in an effort to raise money for him, I'm selling Sherman. Who wants him??? You have to pay by the pound and at $1/lb...that will be appx. $923,102. I'll take a cash or a personal check.

I don't have much cash, but I have some partially de-stuffed stuffies I would donate to the cause. You could auction them off for money.

Or, they bottle my drool here in GooberStan and send it abroad (apparently it's very popular in Asia and it has healing properties). Steven Colbert has his Formula 402 Man Juice and I just have my drool (which is called, suprisingly, Goober Juice).

ps. Sherms & Penny: You guys can totally come to our house for a slumber party if it gets too crazy at your house. We have chicken feets! Um, but the girls have to sleep downstairs. We boys need our beauty rest.

Oh wow, that' a bit pricey for a Sherman. When my hoomans got me I cost RM1,900(US around $3,800 or more. My maths is bad!) But now of course I worth more becoz ya know... But no way that price! Hehehe!

Lola, we don't have jobs so we don't have any money to buy Sherman. Sorry we can't help you. Maybe we could kidnap Sherman and hold him for ransome and then you Mom and Dad could pay a big price to get him back and then we will give the money to you and Tadpole. Would that work?

LolaI unerstand your love for Tad, but there must be some other way...you just can't sell your brudder..your Mom's heawt would bweakI'll twy to sell my awtwowk and send you some pennies(Tad canT be too much postage, he looks pwetty light)smoochie kissesAstaLola you and I awe both cute hussies I guess

My ma ape has a BO-RING question for you which is what kind of glucosamine/MSM Sherman takes. I take some too but my ma ape is never sure what kind is best.

Now--the exciting news. She was reading this weekend and learned that moo tubes and chicken necks are good sources of the glucosamine and the chondroitin--so good for our jointables! We should probably eat them more, huh?

Momma and Dad can barely keep up with us so we can't buy Sherman. But Momma finds change in the washer and just throws it on top of the dryer. We're willing to steal it and donate all 7 cents 'cuz we want Tad to be happy.

Err...rr.. Lola, I think mom will be really mad at you if you sell Sherman but you need the money to be with Tad, right?

Why dun I suggest that you still sell Sherman and perhaps Penny too but use the money to post yourself to Tad so that you will be away from your angry mom and thus you will not be punished and you can still be with Tad. Do you reckon that this would be a better idea?