The Hilarious Christian Anti-Porn Movie That’s Written Like a Porn (Sans Sex)

Every now and then a fundamentalist Christian group with honest intentions comes along and creates a cautionary tale so oblivious to pop culture and reality it has to be showcased. This is one such instance. In an unintentionally hilarious after-school-special style movie, a 30-something ginger plays a high school senior who sits in group meetings with other “kids” while a creepy older guy tells them that if they feel sin (porn and masturbation) is “getting the upper hand,” go to someone you trust to “help.” He then says (with a completely straight face), “I just want to let all of you guys know I’m available for you – anytime you might need me. You’re stronger if you try not to ‘fight it’ alone…” (It would normally be this point in certain movies where the background music starts and the clothes come off.)

Simply describing the movie clip doesn’t do it justice. And I’ve been told it’s available on Netflix should you feel inclined to find out what happens when the clip ends (after the ginger visits the “mentor” at home).

Tim Peacock is the Managing Editor and founder of Peacock Panache and has worked as a civil rights advocate for over twenty years. During that time he’s worn several hats including leading on campus LGBT advocacy in the University of Missouri campus system, interning with the Colorado Civil Rights Division, and volunteering at advocacy organizations. You can learn more about him at his personal website.