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Mommy Bags

The real reason Pongo and you are best primates. You guys met up when you were both recruited to test the mini-testes function of the slammogram. I’m glad my balls of steel will be well protected thanks to your valiant testing efforts. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Oh, and sorry about your small balls.

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… even though they kept shocking me as they cycled up in your avatar every several seconds… I’d catch them out of the corner of my eye as they cycled and I’d think “damn, missed them again”… I do so love Mamorial Day!

Road Captain for the Chang Bangers Bike Club • SciFiGeek2.0 • Artist for the Damned • Linebacker for the Mars Planets

But in a pinch, you CAN consider anything covered by real skin to be real in spirit… and it won’t revoke your “Real Boob Lover” membership.

Long live boobs!

“I don’t care if they don’t match or ones bigger than the otherYou could show me one, and I’ll imagine the otherEven if you’re really old, theres nothing wrongDon’t be sad your boobs ain’t bad, they’re just a little long”

If I give into my feelings to express my thanks and appreciation for one of God’s greatest gifts to man by coming to this thread and commenting on it everytime those feelings pop-up… I’d never have time to visit any of the other threads.

I’ll just try to limit my visits to a couple a week… or maybe a couple more… ok, 12 per week…. no more than 48.

I swear.

Maybe.

<SIGH> Damn my week willpower and the hypnotic quality of those beautiful creations… they are definitely called Glorious Mounds of Infinite Fun for a reason. <SIGH>

I was driving home and caught the tail end of the conversation, so I don’t know *why* they were talking about licking nipples. However, the consensus seemed to be that, while it is easy to lick someone else’s nipple, licking your own was questionable.

Makes you wonder how many people are sitting at home trying it now, doesn’t it?

I’m sure that must be some kind of blasphemy. Incidentally did they say where mommyknobbage is situated or to what it refers just need to clarify if I’m missing something. don’t think I can give up the mommy bags so may just have to take the rough with the smooth so to speak.

Nine or so hour drive one way, but it was the closest. I regret nothing! Seeing Scott in person was awesome, as was being surrounded by junkies. And actually, OK’s a lot nicer than I thought it would be, having had my friend poison my mind against it.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

I would have to assume that there is a mighty fine line in the mammary-ocular interface interval between a glance and a right hook to the face. I can’t give you specifics, as the interval varies from female to female, but there is DEFINITELY a line. This would lead me to believe that there is also a fine line between longevity and premature death. Tough call.

I will not be surprised at ALL if a man with no respect whatsoever uses this study as part of his defense.

I am not certain about whether simply staring is actually harassment however. Probably, since the general definition is anything which fosters/creates a hostile work environment. It can come from the employer, a fellow employee, or even a customer. I did my term project in my business class on sexual harassment in the work place when I was getting my AAS in Fire Science.

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when I moved back in with my grandma! I will have to pick them up next time I go home! How silly of me, but I couldn’t fathom needing corsets living with 2 80 year olds! Oh, and my ex used to call my cleavage a "boobie but crack". So I get the reference!

And I guess we do have a mute button for the dialogue Although I still doubt I would choose it over 50% of the other films out there. I’m still dumbfounded at how dominant it was at the Academy Awards that year. Not going to speculate on the why of that.

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GirlCo: Quieter than ninja, faster than Sklorno, stronger than Ki, and more devious than the Quyth

Maybe I will model a few and take pictures to let my friends on here chose which one I should wear! Lol. Not sure the ones I currently own would be anywhere near appropriate to post on here let alone wear in public. Just thought I would give you guys something happy to think about! I’m in a goofy mood today!

Repression oftentimes results in rebellion, thereby resulting in the exact opposite of what you were trying to achieve in the first place. Sometimes it’s a much better idea to let kids explore things for themselves and figure out what’s good and bad.

-resists temptation to go into full tangent mode-

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Funny mommy bag story, I was at my friends sons 4th birthday party and he is obsessed with mommy bags. I was holding him and all of a sudden he grabs my boobs! I was laughing so hard that I had to put him down. Oh how early it starts for some men!

don’t taunt KM. She just might kill you when she puts your “will power” to the test. Along with her GirlCo sisters, she has mad powers. Brother, I don’t want to have to be the one to come scrape your un_dead brains off the floor of the zombar.

Obviously it was the holders that brought happiness. Because the boulders do that without having to say it !!! 😛 _________________________________________________ –Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

being on the itty-bitty-titty-comittee, I don’t see anything wrong with them they are beautiful. nice and perky, nips to the wind (well that last was in my head) but really sometimes they are just the right size. I’ve seen some overly enhanced boobs that should be reversed, cuz when they are hanging out around your knees they are only pretty to a farmer about to milk them. IMHO

the episode from ‘Living SIngle" where Regine for some reason, can’t remember what, was giggling and tapping herself on the chest. She said that lets a man know that he is funny and that she has these (meaning her mommy bags).

I was talking to some junkies over on Facebook and we decided that since Tuesday is kind of a blah day we should make it special. So . . . try and appreciate as many mommy bags as possible today and the women they are attached to! Feel free to post pictures if you have a particularly good pair you would like to share (tasteful pictures only, no nudidity since there are junkies under 18) or share a great mommy bag story with us. Yes, this is a totally made up day, but nonetheless, it will be fun!

The more of a view you give them the more they’re willing to buy you. A little cleavage gets you a bear, medium cleavage gets you a mixed drink, and a LOT of cleavage gets you shots! You just have to cater to your audience.

Men really are easy some times. And I was thinking of all of you as I did it and how proud you would be! They did look particularly nice last night if I do say so myself! Thank heavens for Boobie shirts!

to a section of streets cut off from cars for terraces and shop vendors, so there were lots of mommy bags walkin’ around. I couldn’t blatantly stare at them because some of them may have thought I was ‘interested’ in them (the person, not the mommy bags)I say this because the section of the city I was in is aptly called the Gay Village. Had to keep looking at what vendors had for sale instead of the lovelies, and damn it was hard to not look! But I survived to stare another (particularly a day where I’m not being herded and shoved around by enthusiastic shoppers)

But there’s a lady where I’m doing an internship; biggest mommy bags I have ever seen! But I have to remind myslef not to stare cause she’s my boss’ mommy (fo’ realz yo!)(boss is pretty young by the way)

Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut, had nothing to get very worked up about. His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak. He fled to the opera at least twice a week

One night at the opera he saw an aida who’s bust was so big it would often impede her. Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit, done in by the weight of those terrible tits.

Oh, my god! There she blows! Aerodynamically this girl was a mess. Otto eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds, and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration flood his soul. He ran back to his workshop where he futzed and futzed and futzed.

For Otto Titsling had found his quest: to lift and mold the female breast; to point the small ones to the sky; to keep the big ones high and dry!

Every night he’d sweat and snort searching for the right support. He tried some string and paper clips. Hey! He even tried his own two lips!

Well, he stiched and he slaved and he slaved and he stitched until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning, Otto arose from his workbench triumphant. Yes! He had invented the worlds first over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!

Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva bearing the prototype in his hot little hand. Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on. But, after many initial mishaps, she finally did. And the sigh of relief that issued forth from her mouth was so loud that it was mistaken by some to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds which would often roll through the Schwarzwald with a vengance! Ahhhhh-i!

But little did Otto know, at the moment of his greatest triumph, lurking under the diva’s bed was none other than the very worst of the french patent thieves, Phillip DeBrassiere. And Phil was watching the scene with a great deal of interest!

Later that night, while Brun Hilda slept, into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept. He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore, ’til he found Otto’s titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss! I’m gonna make me a million from this! Every woman in the world will wanna buy one. I will have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."

The result of this swindle is pointedly clear: Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?

went to dinner last night with the gf. when a really hot "pairfect" set of mommy bags came in. we both stared and i made some comments, gf laughed. she sat at the bar all by herself. i noticed she was on the phone probably talking to a her date. when we left she was already outside leaving. i can’t help but to wonder if she got stood up? i told my gf if she did the poor fool didn’t know what he was missing. some dr. did a really nice job on them.

when suddenly this awesome set of twins shows up in front of me. I couldn’t help staring. they were outlined by this beautiful Black vest. the vest was a frame that took my eyes directly to these beauties.

then suddenly I realized I was being glared at. when I looked up I see the cute brunette that was with the twins with this pissed off look. she says to me " I am a woman. my face is up here. "

I told her "if you framed your face like you do your breasts, I would notice your face first"

she stormed off. and left me puzzled.

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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

you can add me to the reserve roster. however, i’d like to be involved in the promotion of this calendar. there could be some major monies to be made here. just think about it, never b4 have female fans of any author done anything like this. we could have the girls posing with a copy of their favorite book by the FDO. good marketing if you ask me. everyone’s respected thoughts on this?

have the choice of which month in the calendar you want. Please disregard Brother Finaldrive, he is new. Wolf and I will make sure he shows proper respect the next time you walk into a Forum.

Happy to see you back and LOVE the new episode on Junkie Mae’s Chop Shop. The New Sigler Fanfic is AWESOME.

PSST FinalDrive, This Is THE Mae Breakall, of the Junkie Mae’s Chop Shop. THE PLACE to get Sigler FanFic and the FDO’s Right hand when he is Touring and Signing. Please Meet the Loveliest and Hardest working of the Girlco gals. (no offenxe to ANY of Girlco, you all work the hardest in your specifics as Girlco)

Brother FinalDrive, Now bow and kiss the lovely hand…

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I AM not just junkie, I AM a pusher man, I AM UNRec Leader & I AM Sadocks Tangent Brother.

You are way too young for an experience like that. For the rest of your life, you would be in a constant search for another such pairfection, only to be crushed and left wanting by every woman you meet. You would die alone & lonely. No, my young Junkie, such images at this point in your life would be far too devastating to your future. I, on the other hand, have lived a full and fruitfull life and, I dare to say, could probably uh… handle the sensory overload that would surely come.

Not too skinny with the perfect amount of curves. I hate when the hollywood girls go all super skinny when they looked perfectly fine before. Just makes them look sick. And they loose their mommy bags! Why would you want that?

came the bestest best part of your life–the rest of it spent with a happy wife who’s happy with herself. You know, from the selfish guy’s perspective, Mommy Bags ROCK, regardless of their, um, stature. All you ladies out there are beautiful. (Sounds sappy, but no joke!)

– “When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes.” – Erasmus

says "never wear blue jeans to strip clubs b/c you don’t get your money’s worth." but if you’ve been to one strip club you’ve been to them all. same scene, songs, breast sizes, just different faces. once you get past say 23-26 you’re pretty much over them (strip clubs) but i’d go again if a bachelor party was needed.

You way overanalyzed everything I said! I just meant it would be nice to have clothes that fit women of all shapes and sizes! If you’re on the curvier side as I am, then it’s hard to find clothes that fit you properly. Didn’t mean to offend anyone!

This group is great about that. Always supportive of each other when needed, but can keep things light at the same time! Definitely helped me through my insane year so far. Although to remain on topic, boobies rock!

I’ve only been once and that was because they had free beer with a $10 cover charge. But there are some that go way overboard. A head office engineer in a company I worked for in Houston got fired for going to strip clubs. He expensed $40K in club related expenses to the company of 2yrs!

"What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

about implants for the right reasons. But when you see the women with implants so big it looks like their falsely inflated mommy bags could explode at any minute, eeehh not so good. Hell, they’d even probably work as floaties while their swimming.

"What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."

My wife got breast implants about 2 years ago (don’t judge, she was a sub A and only went to a B), and we spent about a month doing nothing but looking at pictures of "mommy bags" to decide how big she wanted and what type she wanted to do.

Best month of my life.

And those out there still judging anyway, it was her choice and it was worth anything anyone says, because now when we go shopping she doesn’t burst into tears because nothing is made for her body type.

If you were referencing my sorting, don’t think for one second that I sorted that manually (hell no). There definitely was Excel involved… a little parsing, sorting A-Z then concatenating with ampresands and commas.

Therefore I suppose that means I now have a creepifying spreadsheet of Mommy Bag euphemisms…which, is alright with me too 🙂

… or your mommy bags. Time seems to linger there. Either that, or you have some sort of database with as many euphamisms for breasts as you have ever come across. Which, I might add, is not creepy, it is dedicated.

(not really, shes a good sport) and shes not a Junkie anyway, so I’m safe in that aspect. She has implants and one day one of them ended up close to being under her armpit! Some how it had gotten loose and shifted. I laughed, she did too. Until she got it fixed she said she kept having to move it back it to position every morning!

"What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."