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We are looking for talented freelancers. Design a logo for our brand.
READ BETWEENS.
Your mission is to create a major asset - the logo. Open to incorporating ideas around the quote "read between the lines" . But all ideas welcome. Visual creativity and clever use of colours/fonts. We are keeping the brief very loose just show us your best logo for a clothing brand targeting in...

I am looking for an illustrator for my children’s book, "Schpilker the Terrier Puppy."
"Schpilker the Terrier Puppy" chronicles Schpilker’s triumphs and challenges with her new adoptive family. I make analogies between Schpilker’s mistakes and a child’s – something to which all children can relate.
SAMPLE:
"Just like people, puppies ...

If you are great with English, love working hard and enjoy working with others than this job is for you.
I'm looking for one, possibly two people that can put in at least 60 hours per week each. That's 10 hours per day for 6 days at a minimum.
Do not apply if you can only do part-time work.
Do not apply if your English isn't great.
What we do:
We create designs fo...

We need the Freelancer community to get the creative juices flowing and create a "Once upon a time" themed event logo for print on invitations and brochures.
The successful Freelancer will provide a colorful design that includes fairy tale elements with some fun for our event.
Some ideas and items can include:
- Alice in wonderland
- Snow white
- Dwarfs
- Rupunzel
- Knights in...

Looking for someone to help write a book in the space of sociology/economics. No need to have any subject background. Just good writing skills and ability to convey the message with humor is all you need

Hello Freelancers!
I got a good idea - and I’m looking for someone to make it come to life. If YOU are creative, have some sense of humor, can read and follow instructions, and knows how to make a video - I really would like you to join this competition. Show me what you can do! I bet it’s awesome.
Get started by reading the contest-description here: [το url αφ&...

Need a creative and proposal. We have a packaging box for accessories. We hope to put a love card into the box, tell customer a humor story or product use skills, to let customer feel good. to let customer know we are very concerned about their experience and hope to get feedback.

Hello .. Good evening. I need someone who knows how to develop 3D stickers. I need an opening for my channel on youtube:
My channel talks about celebrities, entertainment, music, interviews, travel and humor.
The name of my channel is VOLTZ, I thought of a dynamic and modern sticker, in BLACK and PINK colors. I would like something totally innovative. Besides the sticker I also need a cove...

Hi, I blog about empowering girls in the Hmong Community to advance in a higher education and how to create opportunities for themselves. I advocate for education and would like to provide resources to the Hmong community so girls can be successful. My blog is positive and educational with a dash of humor.

REMEMBER TO INCLUDE YOUR DESIRED STARTING HOURLY PAY. *****A MUST*****SEND A PIC AND REPLY IN BID "I have a h/s connection and cam" DO NOT COPY OTHERS BIDS. I REARRANGE AND READ BY LOWEST AND MOST DETAILED BID FIRST.
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IF YOU REPLY WITH A CUT AND PASTE AND SHOW THAT YOU HAVE NOT READ THE DETAILS I...

Do you want to earn money online?
So here is the deal: We will pay you $10 for your efforts. You don’t need to be an expert—you just need to have English equal to that of a native speaker, a sense of humor, and a love for things unusual or [το url αφαιρέθηκε, συνδεθείτ&epsilo...

If you don't satisfy all these requirements listed at the top here, don't bid on the project!
REQUIRED for me to award project:
- URLs (DON'T link me to your profile on Freelancer.com since their video software is bad and I can't view videos through here. I want Youtube links or something similar) to portfolio pieces with 3D animation and special effects
- Experience with...

Email Marketing Expert
LF Media
We have an opportunity for an Email Marketer to join our high performing electronic mailing team: Inbox Genetics. Our headquarters are located in San Diego, CA while team members are located globally. The candidate in this position will be responsible to ensure that core competencies and tasks are accurately accomplished in accordance with established company proc...

i HAVE WRITTEN 4336 WORDS FOR A 90 MINUTE WEBINAR - COACHING FOR PREGNANT WOMEN OR WHO WANT TO BE PREGNANT. I AM LOOKING FOR AN EXPERT - TO DO THE EDITING AND FORMAT THE PRESENTATION SO THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER CAN DESIGN THE PRESENTATION. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REMOVE, ADD WORDS AND FORMAT IT BETTER SO IT IS EASILY TO PRESENT. WHEREVER POSSIBLE REMOVE MEDICAL JARGON AND REPLACE WITH COMMONLY USED WORD...