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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you pleaseReally want to give you a warning'Cause I found out this morning'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virusIf you should get any mail with the subject: "StinkyCheese"Better not go taking your chancesUnder no circumstancesShould you open it or else it willTranslate your documents into SwahiliMake your TV record "Gigli"Neuter your pets, and give your laundry static cling

Virus alert!Delete immediately before someone gets hurtForward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your wallsIt'll make your keyboard all stickyGive your poodle a hickeyAnd invest your cash in stock in Euro DisneyThen it will tie up your phone making crank long distance callsIt'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the showerSo just trash it now, or else it willDecide to give you a permanent wedgieLegally change your name to ReggieEven mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off your skull(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and spaceAnd leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the placeThat's right it's a...

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If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been bornSo before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers downDrop it in a 43-foot hole in the groundBury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fineThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

Virus alertDelete immediately before someone gets hurtForward this message on to everybodyVirus alertDelete immediately before someone gets hurtForward this message on to everybodyVirus alertDelete immediately before someone gets hurtForward this message on to everybodyWarn all your friends, send this to everybodyTell everyone you know, tell everybody nowWhat are you waiting for?Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you knowHit... send... right... now