George Gund III - Philanthropist, documentary producer, owner of the San Jose Sharks, a best friend to all San Franciscans, and more importantly the pedestal to two fantastically magical silver bushel brows.

Normally, I only get on my knees and bow for eyebrows of the Sharpie variety, but I'm not prejudiced so I must give credit where credit is due. I really just want to walk through George Gund's eyebrow fields of silver. Then I want to give them a hug, which wouldn't be hard since you really could LITERALLY give them a hug. Like you could wrap both of your arms around them. And after I did that, I'd dip them in paint and brush my walls with them. Brows of all trade.

And you know what else makes George's Don King brows so glorious? They probably tickle his forehead every time he moves just a little bit. They give his forehead an orgasm every 10 seconds. A gift!

Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-DlistedI dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin

Please. Please, can anyone tell me why? What are they thinking? These chicks with the cartoon brows. What do they see when they look in the mirror? What made them get rid of their eyebrows in the first place? Just tell me why.

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Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~BitterCan we interest you in Leann Rimes? She has a nice little cadre of fans you'd probably enjoy.~ Pecan Pie

In this promo picture for her new Vh1 reality show, Brandy's eyebrows look like an arched cat in heat. She needs to take a q-tip to those things and ease their itch. And by ease their itch, I mean wipe some of her brow pencil off.
They also look like they are trying to kiss her baby hairs. That really isn't right and is all kinds of inappropriate (said in a judgmental Carrie Prejean voice). Grown ass eyebrows should not be trying to cavort with baby hairs. Brandy better check her brows before they end up on some government list.
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OMG, did she look in the mirror before she let the cameras in?

FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

Oh somebody who's a Seinfeld fan put the picture up of Uncle Leo's eyebrows when Elaine drew them on! The doctor comes in and he's all holding his hands out and saying " Calm Down Mr. Seinfeld, there's no reason to get so angry." kills me just thinking about it!

Oh somebody who's a Seinfeld fan put the picture up of Uncle Leo's eyebrows when Elaine drew them on! The doctor comes in and he's all holding his hands out and saying " Calm Down Mr. Seinfeld, there's no reason to get so angry." kills me just thinking about it!