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Monday, May 23, 2011

Further Explanation

Oh, Mom says she was just pet-sitting those orange and buff girl kitties. The orange one is Meelo and the buff one is Lowme, and Mom was taking care of them while their mom was away. Moms shouldn't go away. And moms shouldn't take care of other kitties. At least, not without purrmission.

Mom says Meelo is friendly and wanted to sit in her lap (Victor's lap). She had the boy "love on her" so Mom could take care of the food and litter. I guess having plenty of food and a clean litter box while your mom is away is good. Mom also says Lowme has "cattitude" and hissed and growled at her a lot. She said it was a little like Bonnie. Even Lowme got lonely and wanted a little petting from Mom, but not too much.

Mom says she tried giving them some treats but someone (Lowme?) yakked them up, so she brought the treats back to us. She also gave them some new toys, different from their old ones, to see if they'd play more. Well, someone tore one of the toys apart, ate the pieces, and yakked them up (Lowme). So Mom took that toy and threw it away. At least she didn't take them one of my red dots! I'm gonna catch that dot one of these days, I just know it!

Mom told us all this while Victor was in her lap, making it smell right again, and I was listening over her shoulder. She says we're still her special kitties and Lowme and Meelo aren't trying to adopt her. They never had catnip before (what kind of Mom never gave her kitties catnip?!?!) and Meelo especially likes the wand toy "we" gave her. Hmmm. I guess sharing our Mom for a few days is ok. What? Two weeks? Oh dear, that's a long time.

Hacking up your treats and destroying toys - and hacking them up too?! Making your human's lap smell funny?? Just thank your lucky stars these kitties aren't staying at YOUR house! They do not sound very festive.

Our mom has had to catsit before too - we don't like it when she smells like other cats, even if she claims they are related to us somehow because we are cousins or something she made up. We agree that moms just should never go away (we are lucky because ours almost never does). But we also think it is good that if a mom has to go away there is someone to take care of the poor kitties she abandoned, so we guess that your mom really is doing a good thing.

If anyone can win ofur dose kittehs Lowme and Meelo, it will be yur Mom. Yoo know how teenage humans can get weird? Dat's how kittehs can get when dare beans are away and dey put anofur bean in charge. Kitthes dont like change so no new food for dem will be da best fing. We finks keepin dem nipped owt is a good fing tho. Heh heh.