"When one door closes another one opens," Lynn slurred. "Audrina is going to f---ing rise. She's got class. You know why? She's a Polish, Catholic, f---ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don't give a s--t. It's all American."

Then talking about her daughter's new reality show she said, "We're going to f---ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad's pissy a-- little fashion s---. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let's go!"

She also knew that Audrina would "be so pissed I'm talking to you idiots."

"I've had it. I've been a celebrity mom eight years through this Hills bulls--t, but Audrina's going to the next level, baby," she explained. "F---ing Hills girls -- Hills tramps! My baby's a star! She's the only one that has some class and I don't give a f--- about it."