Funny Printable Birthday Cards Anyone

Cover Verse: Rick, I can't tell you why your birthday card is late without compromising a highly sensitive covert field operation directed by the FBI. Inside Verse: The story I'm using is simply that I forgot it. If anyone asks, that's what happened. (wink wink) Happy Belated Birthday

Cover Verse: Jaime, birthdays are a time to ask yourself the Big Questions in life... Inside Verse: ...like, "How many pieces of cake can I eat and still fit into my underpants tomorrow?" Happy Birthday!

Cover Verse: If Teenagers Ruled the World Every home would have three phone lines. Parents would never weird out in front of their kid's friends. Every driver's license would include a free sports car. Bedrooms would be self-cleaning. Curfews would be illegal. Inside Verse: Hope all your dreams come true, Andy. Happy Birthday

Cover Verse: Jordan, here's something to do on your 13th Birthday -- Write yourself a letter about what you expect to be doing 10 years from now, and then put it somewhere where it won't be disturbed for the next decade... Inside Verse: Like, say, under the pile of clothes on your bedroom floor. Happy Birthday