This clip iz from a few weeks ago. Jessie Graff haz been competing for yirz and iz amongst the royalty uv the sport. Here, she won a plase in the finalz.

Last nite wuz the 1st episode uv the Vegas finalz. Not only wuz she not in it, there wuz no mention wutsoever about her. They tokt alot about next week's contestants, especially the wimin, but zilch about her. I think sum sort uv legal dispute haz arrizen.

She iz a professional stunt woman in Hollywood, so maybe wun uv the slimy snake entertainment lawyerz there convinsed her to renegotiate her contract with the Ninja show.

The Australian version uv the course iz substantially eazier than Americaz.

I notist that the anounserz uze metric and english measure units. iz this common in Australia?

On the 2nd finalz show on Monday Jesse Graff explained that she wuznt competing kuz she'z working on Wonder Woman 2. I imajin they got so many inquireez that they desided they needed to say sumthing to keep from loozing too many fanz.

At this time, only three countries—Burma, Liberia, and the US—have not adopted the International System of Units (SI, or metric system) as their official system of weights and measures. We should point out that even these three countries do use elements of the metric system. And Burma's (Myanmar's) Deputy Minister for Commerce says his country is taking steps to adopt it officially.

Star Trek used kilometers as I recall, but Star Wars is just too far in the future, I suppose.

You will be laffed off the planet.

First there will be a few gaffawz from current memberz. Then a trickle uv new memberz will join just to post in respons. The trickle will increase like a crack in a dam, and Pyrrho will be forst to halt all new membership requests.

It will be too late by then to stop the momentum. Your post will be quoted in thouzandz uv Star Warz fan forumz, on Twitter, Fasebook, Assbook, 4Chan, etc.

Then there will be a rumbling wave, like distant thunder, only it will be everywhere. It will stedily increase, rejistering on siezmografs. Sientists will at first offer tectonic plate activity az the explanation, but then sumwun, probably an aspiring yung PhD jenius will realize the pattern iz perfectly interpretted az a laff. Simply playing the siezmic data thru a sound system at 5x speed will prove it.

Finally, the accumulating forse wave will srkl the Earth, ending up directly beneath your house, launching you at 30,000 mph into spase.

Star Trek used kilometers as I recall, but Star Wars is just too far in the future, I suppose.

You will be laffed off the planet.

First there will be a few gaffawz from current memberz. Then a trickle uv new memberz will join just to post in respons. The trickle will increase like a crack in a dam, and Pyrrho will be forst to halt all new membership requests.

It will be too late by then to stop the momentum. Your post will be quoted in thouzandz uv Star Warz fan forumz, on Twitter, Fasebook, Assbook, 4Chan, etc.

Then there will be a rumbling wave, like distant thunder, only it will be everywhere. It will stedily increase, rejistering on siezmografs. Sientists will at first offer tectonic plate activity az the explanation, but then sumwun, probably an aspiring yung PhD jenius will realize the pattern iz perfectly interpretted az a laff. Simply playing the siezmic data thru a sound system at 5x speed will prove it.

Finally, the accumulating forse wave will srkl the Earth, ending up directly beneath your house, launching you at 30,000 mph into spase.

I've been run off Star Wars groups before.

The job of a skeptic is to investigate the unexplained; not to explain the uninvestigated.