On her decision not to buy Elizabeth Taylor's house: "It was so enchanting, with a garden and really pretty trellises and beautiful roses but it wasn't realistic for me to purchase... it only had a one-car garage." - Vogue

On Khloe waking her up one hour too early: "How f***ing dare you? You're such an evil b***h. How spiteful and jealous are you? How f***ing dare you, Khloe? You crossed a major line with me. That s*** is not okay. You dumb, evil, little f***ing troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting." - Keeping up with the Kardashians

"She [Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks'? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks." -The Sun

"In elementary school, "The Real World" came on, and I was like, 'that's it! I know I want to be on a reality show.' And I was like, 'OK, when I'm old enough, I will make an audition tape.'" -to Allure