Was stood in my garden having a smoke at about half 1 last night/this morning and all of a sudden I could hear this melody approaching in the distance. Some chump walking home after a night on the sauce no doubt, but fucking hell what a voice. Sounded like Al Green, absolutely incredible.

walking by a car stopped at some traffic lights. all the windows down, sun roof open with 4 guys in listening to Metallica all throwing the \m/, out of the windows/sun roof.
I through one of them a \m/, back.
one of them shouted Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHHH!!!!
it was a moment we had.

We were doing a food shop about 18 months ago. Looked at the wraps and things because we were getting bored of sandwiches and had decided on getting pittas instead of a loaf. Started talking about how many packets we'd need.

A guy with a basket walked up, stopped in front of us, and said 'HEY! You've gotta pitta pocket or two!'

^^^ Shouted by a guy who had some sort of issue with my neighbour across the road, was standing outside my neighbour's house and demanding that he show himself. He kept it up for a long time, said a lot of other great stuff as well, but that's the one I remember. Neighbour never came out, I don't think he was even at home.

I was struck totally dumb by the blunt force of her racism and couldn't speak.
She carried on going on about getting rid of them all and that when you're in London 'all you see are brown faces' etc.

When I finally regained the power of speech I just said I didn't want to get in to an argument with her or give her my time and that I disagreed with her views. This meant she went off about how young people don't understand, and talking about voting, so my friend and I then just ignored her and carried on talking while she ran out of steam and moved on.

I was waiting for a train at a run down, inner city local train station in Birmingham. It was about midday on a Sunday.

A young man, about mid-twenties, dressed in full American gangsta-rap style, with a pit-bull terrier by his side appeared on the platform.

He then turned on some tinny rap music, which played out of his mobile phone. Over this beat, he then proceeded to MC INCREDIBLY LOUDLY, about what a G he was, how he uses his gun to kill dem wastemen etc …