The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.

I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.

Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.

Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.

if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.

You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

Previous honorees:2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief 2008 No one was deemed worthy2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself

The academy has total control over the King of the n00bs crowning. Gonzo has been removed from the Academy board due to his pending sexual harassment lawsuit.

However he has not been relieved of his mod abilities or duties. He can check out whatever he feels needs checking out.

And how convenient that he was removed from the board for not supporting the boards already chosen candidate. The Academy is nothing more than a political circle jerk. Support the institution or **** off!

There it is folks, a vote for inmem is a vote against the establishment, a vote against The Man.

Vote inmem and vote CHANGE! (and get a profitable thank you from Gonzo)

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