Just take those wheels off. Put some hot wheels toy car rims on it and call it a day.

WTH is the point of this? To see how low a car can go? Are we doing a limbo contest? See how many scrapes it takes to use the pavement as a sand paper?
To make your car look as much RICE as possible?

If you want the car low enough so that you can't drive it like a car, go lie down flat on a skateboard as you lick the ground seriously.

All these "needs a drop" comments. WHY? if you don't race your car, spending over $1000 on suspension so what? You can do 90 degree turns during intercity driving at 60+ MPH? Trying out for NASCAR or something?