Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a trip

Uploaded 03/18/2008

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

â€˜Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.â€

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,â€ replies Watson.

â€œAnd what do you deduce from that?â€

Watson ponders for a minute.

â€œWell, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

â€œMeteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?â€

Holmes is silent for a moment. â€˜Watson, you idiot!â€ he says. â€œSomeone has stolen our t