ANAL-YSIS: Why Men Are So Unexplainably In Love With Anal Sex

If your butt is the pumpkin and the spice latte of anal sex stuff…

Men have an incessant need to want more than they’ve already got. No, I don’t mean that they’re never satisfied but rather they always want more than they’re already getting. Let’s analyse — why men love anal sex and their sudden obsession for it.

Sure, you’d still drink these lattes, but you wouldn’t be screaming for them. Anal sex is precisely like that.

It’s not something that’s “on the menu” and always available all the time, so when it’s available, guys really want to put it up in the butt.

However, Point being they want it and it being rare just makes them want it more!

3. It’s considered taboo without being weird

Anal sex is kind of like when your strict teacher has two margaritas on a field trip.

Relax, it’s not that big of a deal; you’re not putting on leather and whipping each other during sex. But it feels super naughty. Also, now you’ll always think of your teacher drinking margaritas while having anal sex.

4. Not everyone has been there, kind of like seeing a volcano

No, it doesn’t matter how many people you slept with, but you probably didn’t have the legendary butt sex with all of those people.

So it’s just nice to think that if your vagina is the high-class club, your butt is the VIP area.

The point is that people hardly have ever gotten it and the over-inquisitive world is driving itself over the edge. It’s just nice to know that, if we ever had to compare notes, we’ve got a bit of an edge.

5. It’s like eating caviar: a high-status symbol

We all know how caviar is gross and rich people eat it just because it’s expensive and fancy?

Sometimes guys just want to do it just because it’s exotic, rare and not for any other reason.

I don’t know if everyone really wants to eat caviar as much as they want just tell other people they ate caviar.

Some men don’t even love the idea of anal sex, but it’s worth it — when they can openly boast about it and are able to say they’ve done it.

The long-hidden mystery has unraveled and we hope the ladies will be offering more lattes to the men from now on!