Sunday, October 25, 2009

Nobody's Absurdities, No. 76

Presidente Obama's Czar of National Health Care Emergencies, issued another warning today...to all citizens not getting their flu shots.

This man was last seen walking near the Dayton, Ohio, school for the blind.

The whole school is has been infected and is now designated for slaughter.

If you see anyone who looks like this...STAY AWAY...and immediately call your local sheriff. Or better yet, if you prefer...call a politician of any party, and tell them you have money to donate to their re-election because they are doing such a fine job, and then send them to the exact location that the infected man (or woman) was last seen.

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About Me

I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rink up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs.
I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class.
I was a musician most of my life:drummer/singer/keyboards---but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit.
I have no degrees,which could be a good thing...depending on how you view our educational system.
I do have three patents...but that really doesn't make me a somebody.
The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS...which I have more of than perhaps even Carl Segan could have imagined,
mostly political.
Hopefully other nobodys will put their opinions on my site. But if you are a somebody...you're more than welcomed to help out.
I will try to prove that sometimes nobody knows the answers, sometimes nobody cares, sometimes nobody wins, and most importantly...NOBODY is perfect.
Please bear this in mind when you read my thoughts. I don't mean to offend nobody, it's all in good fun.