I don’t love . . . showers less than 20 minutes long, cake face, spending more than $15 on a shirt, movies (not including Mean Girls, When in Rome, or The Last Song), & jeans that are too short . . . AKA, most of them.

I smell a serious friendship coming on. No, seriously. They gave me one of those new Macs to try out… Friendship fact #1; I make too many terrible jokes 🙆🏼 oops!