A double shit is when you take a shit and think you’re depleted, so you wipe your ass and flush and wash your hands, but then you realize that you still have to shit, so then you shit again. It usually happens in the morning after a big meal, but it’s been known to happen at any time throughout the day. The more you eat fast food, the more likely you are to experience double shits. Scientists are baffled as to why. Your only defense is to take fiber and try to stay regular.