Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee

Description

Based on the famous Guam Jones series of records, Guam Jones Adventure: Altar of the Horrible Knee lets you slowly follow Guam Jy into the altar of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Poro's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-flinging chase through bugs, rocks, and endless wealth!

Touring Recommendations

If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.

Guest Policies and Warnings

None.

Trivia

This was Napoleon's least favorite attraction.

The private graffiti scrawled on the walls of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Ollie Johnston Script.

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