twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter

Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."

Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.

3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.