New Places To Pick Up Women: Hospitals 3

Come for the healthcare, stay for the sponge baths! Few people realize just how easy it is for an injured person to earn the pity of a fellow patient or a sympathetic nurse. Did you see The English Patient? (Google "Florence Nightingale effect.") Of course, you'll need to be sure to have a plausible story about saving a puppy or an old lady instead of admitting that you cut your hand open while trying to repair your Real Doll. But it's not just the patients who get to have fun -- friends of the injured can cash in at the hospital as well. If your brother managed to fire a nail-gun through his foot again, the hospital houses plenty of other supportive friends looking for a distraction. The E.R. is always open and always busy.