Unstinking The World OfPeter Autoblunderan alloy of current art forms and literary liberties

Keith Clementson

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"To quote Peter Schawn, the most notable Glitch Agent to ever visit Earth: "Since all negative emotions are subtitles of fear, you can measure the messes in someone's life by squaring the weight of their scorn for others.""

Subtitle

"dear peggy you annoying cyst

my tent is off limits to all bitches from hell. if you dont mind I want my can opener back.

ar

Dear A.R., The Exacrable Rodent,

Just a friendly reminder, you live in my backyard rent-free and ruin my lawn, you viscous ooze.