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I am here to terrorize Japan! ROARRR!Anyway, I am very happy to be here, anyway, I have always had doubts about my (Roman Catholic) faith, until May this year when I realized I was wrong on gay marriage, when I realized I was Bi. By July, I became an atheist.Anyway, I am a pro life Republican.

Lol!Anyway, my favorite Godzilla movies are the original, Godzilla 1998, Godzilla 2000, Son of Godzilla was near haha, I like King Kong Vs Godzilla, except for the ending. I remember really liking Godzilla vs the Sea Monster as well.

Lol!Anyway, my favorite Godzilla movies are the original, Godzilla 1998, Godzilla 2000, Son of Godzilla was near haha, I like King Kong Vs Godzilla, except for the ending. I remember really liking Godzilla vs the Sea Monster as well.

Anyway, note that I have nothing against first trimester abortions.

Oooooh! I must have watched Godzilla vs the sea monster about 100 times when I was a wee little one. Good choice.

My favorite was Godzilla 1985. Old Raymond Burr was awesome!

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The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchet

In August 2013 a t GenCon (if you don't know, that's the annual gaming convention in Indianapolis, started by Gary Gygax in his basement in Geneva, Indiana back in the 70's I believe), I attended "Tracy Hickman's Killer Breakfast." What this is, is improv comedy. Hickman takes 8 folks at a time, sits them in front of the audience with a puny character, and asks where everyone's character comes from and why their character is here. Then, he sets a scenario ("You're all in the Shire, and drow elves start pouring out of hobbit holes, killing the halflings. What do you do?") to which all participants reply their actions. They typical response from Hickman is "XYZ happens, and you all die. Good bye...next 8 please" and so it goes for about 90 minutes. The ostensible "object" is to survive as long as you can.

It's really funny. Sometimes folks are well prepared; for example, there was one dude dressed as a Jedi, with a book entitled "Star Wars by William Shakespeare" and he went into a soliloquy from Shakespeare (forget which play) infused with Star Wars stuff. It was hilarious.

but not the highlight of the show...

At one point, a clearly Asian gent sits down, and puts a recording/playback device in front of himself. When Hickman asks him "who are you, and what are you doing here?" the guy reads Japanese off a paper. meanwhile, two cohorts run behind him with a banner reading "I came from Japan to escape all the monsters!"

hahaha, funny! but there's SO MUCH more...

Hickman then goes to the group with teh next piece of the scenario (which escapes me for the moment). when he gets to our Asian friend, the guy says (again, reading in Japanese and "subtitled" with a running banner) "Oh no, here comes Godzilla!" An d a dude dressed as Godzilla comes out while the panel member hits the playback device with the Godzilla roar. Ohter guys come out wiht trees, buildings, and a cutout of G's breath weapon while the suited dude stomps around.

Then, the guy says "I'll summon the Twin Faries (or something) to get Mothra to help us!" and a guy and a girl, dressed as th eteeny chicks, come out to sing the "I summon Mothra" song. Then Mothra appears (it's a guy with a big moth on a sitck) to fight Big G, with silly stirng and everything.

After several moments of banners, monster combat, silly string, and other hilarity, here comes the punchline: (remember, the object is to survive without hickman killing you as long as you can)

"Surely no one else will die this day!"

Sorry to say, he still died.

PS--My favorite was Godzilla on Monster Island (I think that's what it was called; all the monsters ganged up on Monster Zero/King Ghidorah)

Edit: Nope, it was "Destroy All Monsters"

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...religion is simply tribalism with a side order of philosophical wankery, and occasionally a baseball bat to smash...anyone who doesn't show...deference to the tribe's chosen totem.

~Astreja

To not believe in god is to know that it falls to us to make the world a better place.

Lol!Anyway, my favorite Godzilla movies are the original, Godzilla 1998, Godzilla 2000, Son of Godzilla was near haha, I like King Kong Vs Godzilla, except for the ending. I remember really liking Godzilla vs the Sea Monster as well.

Anyway, note that I have nothing against first trimester abortions.

Oooooh! I must have watched Godzilla vs the sea monster about 100 times when I was a wee little one. Good choice.

In August 2013 a t GenCon (if you don't know, that's the annual gaming convention in Indianapolis, started by Gary Gygax in his basement in Geneva, Indiana back in the 70's I believe), I attended "Tracy Hickman's Killer Breakfast." What this is, is improv comedy. Hickman takes 8 folks at a time, sits them in front of the audience with a puny character, and asks where everyone's character comes from and why their character is here. Then, he sets a scenario ("You're all in the Shire, and drow elves start pouring out of hobbit holes, killing the halflings. What do you do?") to which all participants reply their actions. They typical response from Hickman is "XYZ happens, and you all die. Good bye...next 8 please" and so it goes for about 90 minutes. The ostensible "object" is to survive as long as you can.

It's really funny. Sometimes folks are well prepared; for example, there was one dude dressed as a Jedi, with a book entitled "Star Wars by William Shakespeare" and he went into a soliloquy from Shakespeare (forget which play) infused with Star Wars stuff. It was hilarious.

but not the highlight of the show...

At one point, a clearly Asian gent sits down, and puts a recording/playback device in front of himself. When Hickman asks him "who are you, and what are you doing here?" the guy reads Japanese off a paper. meanwhile, two cohorts run behind him with a banner reading "I came from Japan to escape all the monsters!"

hahaha, funny! but there's SO MUCH more...

Hickman then goes to the group with teh next piece of the scenario (which escapes me for the moment). when he gets to our Asian friend, the guy says (again, reading in Japanese and "subtitled" with a running banner) "Oh no, here comes Godzilla!" An d a dude dressed as Godzilla comes out while the panel member hits the playback device with the Godzilla roar. Ohter guys come out wiht trees, buildings, and a cutout of G's breath weapon while the suited dude stomps around.

Then, the guy says "I'll summon the Twin Faries (or something) to get Mothra to help us!" and a guy and a girl, dressed as th eteeny chicks, come out to sing the "I summon Mothra" song. Then Mothra appears (it's a guy with a big moth on a sitck) to fight Big G, with silly stirng and everything.

After several moments of banners, monster combat, silly string, and other hilarity, here comes the punchline: (remember, the object is to survive without hickman killing you as long as you can)

"Surely no one else will die this day!"

Sorry to say, he still died.

PS--My favorite was Godzilla on Monster Island (I think that's what it was called; all the monsters ganged up on Monster Zero/King Ghidorah)

To be honest I have no idea what this thread is about, but I need three sensible posts. So this is me being honest.

I can only assume 3 posts, then you will post some ridiculous thread, get owned, then leave?

That, or you don't get what the 3 post rule is for...

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Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

I truly believe that Godzilla moves are best enjoyed with a human and two robot puppets mocking them.

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An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

I truly believe that Godzilla moves are best enjoyed with a human and two robot puppets mocking them.

"In the not-too-distant future (next Sunday A.D)..."

So...Joel or Mike? Ginger or Mary Ann?

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"When we landed on the moon, that was the point where god should have come up and said 'hello'. Because if you invent some creatures, put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, you f**king turn up and say 'well done'."

I truly believe that Godzilla moves are best enjoyed with a human and two robot puppets mocking them.

"In the not-too-distant future (next Sunday A.D)..."

So...Joel or Mike? Ginger or Mary Ann?

Joel is a bit better than Mike, except the KTMA season and some of early season one. So Joel at his worst is not as good as Mike at his average, but discounting KTMA season "zero," Joel just has a better batting average. And of the Mads' assistants: TV's Frank.

And Ginger...Ginger all the way.

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An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

Here is a great quote from one of my favorite presidents, Thomas Jefferson.Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear.