Mike, you've already (1) said that children are more open to your exhortations.

You seem keen to at least (2) *prove* that you can heal people if they believe you.

1 + 2 = A career in curing terminally ill children who you can convince will live. It's got to make more sense than trying to convince people on megalithic message boards that swastilas are cool and you are a lizard? Seriously?