They reportedly said they needed a place to have sex -- so Longbottom's boyfriend wouldn't find out, according to the report

so much for those plans. as for wishing they were infertile based on their picture, if you shave his face and wash her hair, they might be ok looking. heck for FARK standards they might be hot. As for screwing on a HS campus and then breaking into a vending machine, it shows a lack of good judgement, but hardly any worse than most teenagers.