About Me

I'm a director of Maidenhead United Football Club.
For ten seasons one of my roles at the club was to produce the match programme.
The aim of this blog was to write football related articles for publication in the match programme. In particular I like to write about the representation of football in popular culture, specifically music, film/TV and literature.
I also write about matches I attend which generally feature Maidenhead United.

Sunday, 31 December 2017

If the
previous campaign was the worst of Magpie times then this one was the best of
Magpie times, indeed you could distil this series down to a Tale of Two
Seasons.

Despite
relegation, the new Pharmalink regime decided to keep faith with manager Carl
Taylor, which was repaid when he recruited well, signing proven talent in
Dominic Sterling and Dwain Clarke as well as promising youngsters Ashley Smith,
Danny Burnell, Richard Witt and Mark Nisbet.

United were
returning to the Southern League for the first time since the nineteenth
century. It had evolved into a division broadly spanning the strip of England from the wash to the Bristol
Channel and thus offered a season’s worth of trips to hitherto
unknown clubs.

This middle England journey began with a trip to GloucesterCity
in a match which summed up Taylor’s
spell in charge, Beginning impressively the Magpies looked good value for their
lead from a Clarke strike only to lose to two late City goals. Five draws
followed before the first win came at Halesowen. A replay was required to beat
Hellenic League Carterton in the FA Cup and then disaster struck when lowly
Clevedon came to York Road
and left 5-0 winners.

The
inability to consistently realise the considerable potential of his team
finally saw Taylor
pay the price, as Chairman Una Loughrey elected to dispense with his services
following the big defeat. With no ready made placement, Richie Goddard (pictured right)
again took the caretaker role, making a great impact by winning all four of his
games in charge. Most memorably this included a win at Stamford on Apple Day, his team talk advising
that if the team make their opponents turnover they would crumble in the box.
Most importantly he also made progress in the FA Cup, John Dreyer returning to
assist him lead the team to a tight win at East Thurrock.

A strong
field of experienced candidates emerged for the manager’s post including the
likes of Craig Edwards, Gordon Bartlett and Alan Devonshire. Eventually the
board plumped for Johnson “Drax” Hippolyte who had had great success in his
first post at Yeading.

He arrived
in time to beat Dover in the Trophy, before a
fourth and final FA Cup qualifying tie at York Road against Southern League Premier
Division rivals Merthyr Tydfil. The Welshmen
were unbeaten in the league and brought a raucous following to Berkshire. In an electric atmosphere, Maidenhead edged
home thanks to a Lee Newman goal (pictured celebrating right), despite finishing with ten men.

This meant
Maidenhead were in the FA Cup First Round for the first time for a generation.
The post match draw may have only produced a trip to Conference Stafford
Rangers but the all new experience of being in the public eye saw 176 fans make
the trip north.

The home
side took an early lead, and a Craig O’Connor red card left little to hope for
as the second half kicked off but a headed equaliser from new signing Dwane Lee
(pictured top), got United back into the game. All seemed lost though when
captain Sterling
joined O’Connor in the dressing room for a professional foul only for Chico
Ramos to save the resulting penalty and earn a player of the round nomination.
The Magpies managed to hold on for a replay, with the ten day run up to the
second match allowing Cup fever to take hold in the town.

On an
unforgettable night two thousand fans flocked to York Road as Stafford again took an early
lead but an O’Connor missed penalty meant this time there was no way back for
United, so it was Stafford who travelled to Brighton
in the second round. Nevertheless the tie had revealed the club’s potential if
the latent local support base could be mobilised. Reality hit a few weeks later
when only 52 turned up York Road
to watch a League Cup defeat against Thatcham, as an FA Cup hangover hit league
form.

For my part
I was weary after two years of bearing witness to all the turbulence on and off
the pitch and indicated I would stand down from my duties at the end of the
season. Imagine my surprise when I was asked to become a director, an honour I
proudly accepted.

Meanwhile two defeats in five days to bottom club Corby saw the Magpies plummet to 17th in the table. Drax
had brought with him some of Yeading’s finest talent in the form of Errol
Telemaque, Bobby Behzadi, Darti Brown and David Clarke but as yet they hadn’t
been blended successfully into the current squad.

It all began
to click on a chilly night at AdamsPark at the end of February with a 1-0County
Cup win against Wycombe. This started a run of nine consecutive wins. The
number of clubs serious about promotion was minimal but included some non
league big guns in the shape of BathCity and King’s Lynn as well as the professionally
funded BathUniversity team.

Helped by
the arrival of classy centre back Grant Cooper, the team really sensed an
opportunity for a late run to the playoffs, and despite back to back defeats to
the Bath clubs,
the momentum returned with two more wins.

Both the
final two matches would be played against Banbury United, the first on a
Thursday night was won to set up the final day visit to the Spencer Stadium
knowing that another win would secure a playoff berth. Three points were duly
delivered for a final finish of fourth and a play off semi final trip to Norfolk.

In front of
a partisan four figure crowd at the impressive Walks stadium, Maidenhead played
out of their skin to firstly deny a rampant King’s Lynn, and then defend a
second half lead provided by an exquisite finish from the edge of the penalty
area by Mark Nisbet (pictured left celebrating at the final whistle).

It was
scarcely believable but within the course of less than a week, Maidenhead had
moved into the play offs and were now one match from promotion. A surreal
evening ended as I conducted an interview with BBC Radio Berkshire around
midnight on the lonely last train back to London.

Team Bath
were waiting in the final at Twerton Park, with the Magpies benefiting from the
black and white striped landlords having little time for their tenants, and
turning out to support the away team.

I had been
invited to act as summariser for the BBC Radio Berkshire commentary. Never have
I concentrated so much watching a Maidenhead match, doubly tense at the size of
the prize on offer as well as not wanting to make a mistake. There was nothing
to split the teams apart from a Telemaque goal (pictured right) within seconds
of the start of the second half. It was the fifteenth win in seventeen outings,
a truly fantastic run of form to return the Magpies to the Conference South at
the first attempt.

There was
still a CountyCup Final to contest two days later, but
a 2-1 defeat to Milton Keynes Dons mattered little as the promotion prize
continued to burn bright.Thus
concluded a breathtaking season with the FA Cup run and league success at last
taking the focus away from the revolving managers door. A season summed up
when, as the final whistle blew to signal promotion at TwertonPark,
Chico Ramos collapsed with exhaustion, John Urry rushing on to the pitch to
cloak him with a towel James Brown style. Looking on I couldn’t help but
whistle I Feel Good.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow
Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.

Wednesday, 27 December 2017

Exceptional
is the football club that has avoided a financial crisis since the game reaped
the neo-liberal economic whirlwind sowed in the 80s which is still with us
today.

The
whistling sound of impending upheaval had been growing, reaching a crescendo in
December, and was inevitably accompanied by a disastrous season on the pitch.

The heart of
the problem was the absence of a financial benefactor to make good the deficit
between the revenue earned and the costs required to compete in the Conference
South. A solution was pursued to release the property value of the ground with
negotiations taking place with Tesco to sell them York Road and move to an alternative site
on the other side of the railway line owned by Thames Water off Stafferton Way.

However by
the summer of 2005 the deal was dead, with the absence of end of year accounts
at the AGM reflecting the black hole in club’s finances. A small financial
injection from a groundshare deal with homeless SloughTown also foundered as the Rebels
elected to stay at Windsor.
The club’s officers continued to search for an answer to the mounting crisis,
with an approach to former Chairman Roger Coombs to return, which again came to
nought.

All of this
left manager Dennis Greene with something less than a shoestring budget with
which to build a squad, and on the opening day at Sutton United, only three
players from the previous season remained in the line up. The match was over as
a contest before half time, finishing 4-1 to the home team, and by the end of
August only one point, against a ten man Newport,
had been earned. Matters barely improved in September, Greene’s position placed
in further jeopardy when a threatening message was sent from his forum account
to a prominent supporter.

A home
defeat to Yeading proved to be the final straw, and little more than 48 hours
later Greene was replaced by Carl Taylor (pictured right) who had been a popular assistant
manager to Alan Devonshire.

This was Taylor’s first job as number one but he brought with him
Tony Choules who had previously had extraordinary success at Northwood, and
worked with Taylor
at Hornchurch the previous season. The pair had plenty to do with a vital match
at fellow strugglers Carshalton the following Saturday.

With some
players departing in Greene’s wake, there were six debutants in the starting
line up at Colston Avenue, with one of them, Dominic White (pictured top),
scoring the only goal of the game.

The win
boosted morale throughout the club but had no lasting effect. The FA Cup and
Trophy were exited at the first time of asking, and a second league win, this
time at Dorchester was followed by two
thumping defeats by an aggregate score of 12-1, the first of which seeing 8
goals shipped at Bognor.

The poor
form was still outstripped by declining finances, with the club now reliant on
sponsors Pharmalink to maintain the weekly playing budget. Although the
previous year’s accounts were finally accepted at a stormy egm in October, the
members club was clearly no longer viable and rather than continue to plug the
gap, Pharmalink made an offer to takeover.

Such was the
desperation for this to go through, a virtual death notice was placed on the
back page of the Maidenhead Advertiser ahead of another EGM with one item on
the agenda: to wind up the members club and replace it with a new Limited
Company funded by Pharmalink.

With the
scale of the club’s debt at last out in the open, there was a sense of
disbelief which soon turned to anger at the way it had been covered up although
I had inadvertently discovered how serious the problem was when I received a
final demand from the Bank via the website mailbox.

With the
very future of the club at stake, the members had little option but to accept
the Pharmalink offer, with the vote carried with just one nay and a few
abstentions to fold the members’ club.

Although the
manner of its passing was by necessity hasty, in truth the Victorian ideal of a
club run by and for members had long outlived its utility. There were neither
elected officers with deep enough pockets to subsidise semi-professional
football nor a membership able to hold them to account. The long term security
afforded by limited liability was long overdue, and with a group of 21st
century Entrepreneurs ready to take the club on with all its manifest problems,
it really was a case of the darkest light being before the dawn.

Una Loughrey
was the new chairman, with husband Peter Griffin (both pictured left), brother Stephen Loughrey
along with his wife Suzanne joining her on the new board of directors together
with existing club officers Bob Hussey, Ken Chandler and Paul Carney.

With off the
pitch matters settling down, Carl Taylor was provided with the funds to mount a
relegation fight, with a first home win of the season coming at last in early
January. Two more soon followed at York
Road and at the end of February a win at Yeading
saw the Magpies clear of the bottom three and in with a real chance of
survival.

Unfortunately
everything fell apart from this point, as Taylor’s
naive faith in a disparate but talented squad to execute his complex game plans
crumbled as the season reached its climax. There was to be no last gasp battle
for safety this time as relegation was confirmed by Easter. The sorry shambles
of the team was exemplified in the final match at Histon when Chris Wild and
Nana Badu failed to turn up in time to play, meaning coach Matt Gore (pictured right) had to
make an impromptu debut. Only a last minute penalty save by Chico Ramos stopped
the Magpies goals against column finishing on 100.

There was
however an odd postscript to the season which almost saw United decide the
title when it was discovered that midfielder Solomon Taiwo, who only played the
first six matches of the season, had not received international clearance
having previously played abroad. He went on to sign for champions Weymouth who also didn’t
check his status and almost cost them the points which gave them the title.

Thus
Maidenhead also lost the two points gained when Taiwo played. Another
depressing statistic, outdone by the total of 63 players who wore the black and
white stripes that season. All of which was dwarfed by the massive debts which
almost blew the club away before the white knights of Pharmalink arrived in the
nick of time. Things could only get better.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow
Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.

Sunday, 10 December 2017

It was bliss to be present at the dawn of the new Conference South era, as in a pleasing contrast to his first campaign at the club, John Dreyer’s team started the season in style.

On a
beautiful sunny day at Park View Road, Maidenhead beat Welling 2-1 in a tightly
contested match thanks to goals from the new strike partnership of Lawrence
Yaku and summer signing Craig O’Connor.

By the end
of August, United’s points total had already reached double figures giving rise
to optimism that life at a higher level suited the Magpies.

As well as
O’Connor, Dreyer had further augmented his squad with new blood by signing
wingers Barrie Matthews and Jamie Cook, whilst young talents Chris Elsegood and
Rod Saunders returned to York Road
after a one year sabbatical.

Following
the departure of Phil Wilson though, the key position of goalkeeper remained
unfilled, with the replacement of the fragile Nick Hart with the hapless
Michael Watkins leading to an appalling run of league form which led to
Dreyer’s dismissal in November.

After a run
of six matches without a win which spanned the length of September, morale was
boosted with an FA Cup run. A tortuous three and a half hours of football
against Kent League Whitstable was ended by a penalty shoot out in Maidenhead’s
favour which set up a cracking local derby in the next round at York Road against
Windsor and Eton.

The Magpies
edged the tie by the odd goal in three to set up a final qualifying round match
at old foes AldershotTown. League form had not
improved in the meantime, leading to a move to dismiss Dreyer in the lead up to
the Cup tie which was halted when his team won three points for the first time
in nine attempts, beating big spending Havant and Waterlooville at York Road
thanks to a goal from the mercurial Cook (pictured right), on a memorable night for captain
Brian Connor as he marked former Premier League star Dean Holdsworth out of the
game.

United’s 33
year quest to return to the rounds proper of the FA Cup remained unfulfilled in
a honourable failure at the Recreation Ground when Conference Aldershot won
2-1, any disappointment salved when the post match draw sent the Shots to CanveyIsland.

Whilst the
goalkeeper role now looked a little more solid thanks to the arrival of
Australian Andy Goldman, the defence in front of him was weakened when Andy
Jennings decided to leave following a head injury which led him to decide to
focus on his teaching career at Eton, fearing
the impact of a serious injury on his working life. His presence in the team
over the last year or so was accompanied by the regular attendance at home
matches of a group of his students who became known as The Eton Rifles
(pictured top). I often wonder what became of them when they turned into Old
Etonians, and whether a captain of industry or financial wizard might return to
York Road to help ease Peter Griffin’s financial burden.

The world of work also had a detrimental impact on the Magpies attacking options as a promotion for London Underground’s Lawrence Yaku made it difficult for him tomake a timely arrival on matchdays.

None of this
helped league form, and following heavy defeats at home to Cambridge and away to Grays, Chairman Jon
Swan elected to dispense with the manager’s services. Sadly this was handled in
a hamfisted way with Dreyer travelling to the next midweek match unaware of his
fate, turning up to a County Cup tie at home to Burnham only to be ushered into
the boardroom to be told he had the evening off. This was an unseemly way to
dismiss the gentlemanly Dreyer, probably the friendliest manager I have
encountered in my time at the club. Some said this meant he was too nice to
succeed, so it was with some pride that I looked on at Wembley in 2015, as he
stood on the touchline as assistant to Simon Grayson when Preston North End won
the League One play off final.

Richie
Goddard was on hand to step in as caretaker manager whilst a replacement for
Dreyer was sought. Swan planned to entice Wealdstone’s Gordon Bartlett to take
over, but after some thought Bartlett
elected to stay with the Stones. With crowds plummeting below the 150 mark, the
eventual appointment was the somewhat surprising figure of Windsor manager Dennis Greene.

Unlike
Dreyer, Greene was not shy of asserting himself either in the local press or at
the club. Bringing defender Lee Kersey and midfielder Guy Ekwalla with him up
the A308, he immediately set about taking the by now bottom placed Magpies up
the table with a six match unbeaten league run which included a 1-0 win at top
placed Basingstoke.

A more important
relationship was formed at this time when two local entrepreneurs knocked on
the boardroom door and enquired whether the club might like some financial
assistance. Peter Griffin and Stephen Loughrey agreed to a lucrative shirt
sponsorship for the following season between the club and their Pharmalink
business. As the saying goes it proved to be the start of a beautiful
friendship!

On the pitch
another Australian in Reading’s
Adam Federici solved the goalkeeping problem for the rest of the season, his clean
sheet in a 4-0 over fellow strugglers Carshalton at York Road in mid February suggesting the
relegation battle might be a successful one. This failed to be a springboard to
further wins although an outstanding smash and grab raid at promotion chasing CambridgeCity in March thanks to a Lewis Cook
goal kept hopes alive.

On Easter
Monday a 4-1 humbling at bottom placed Redbridge suggested the writing was on
the wall, the pressure starting to show as Greene (pictured left) made some ill judged comments
to a journalist which alienated supporters.

This meant
virtually every match in April was win or bust. The month started well with the
double completed over Welling and a first ever win at Thurrock’s
Ship Lane.

Pharmalink
then threw their commercial weight behind a campaign with the Maidenhead
Advertiser to boost the York Road
crowd for the final two crunch home matches. The people of Maidenhead responded
in kind with over 500 turning up to see Lewes beaten followed by over 600 for
the visit of champions Grays Athletic. A valiant performance was not enough to
stop the Essex team leaving with all three
points to set up another final day showdown.

This came in
the form of a straight shootout at NewportCounty, with the winner
guaranteed to escape relegation. A four figure crowd at SpyttyPark
saw the Exiles ease into a two goal lead thanks to Welsh international Jason
Bowen, and although O’Connor pulled a goal back in the second half from the
penalty spot, there only ever looked like being one winner.

The final
whistle signalled that desperate sinking feeling that only relegation brings.
Newport Chairman Chris Blight offered me his profound sympathy in the
boardroom, whilst in the club house Friar Tuck and a Beefeater took Greene to
task over his failure to keep United up.

On the
return coach journey to Berkshire, treasurer
Paul Carney confided the dire state of the club’s finances, confessing a step
down to the Hellenic League might be a more sensible option than a return to
the Isthmian.

One club had
already had had enough though as the inevitable Hornchurch bubble burst, their
Billericay style financial model collapsing as their larger than life
benefactor Uncle Urchin disappeared with the cupboard left bare. This meant
Maidenhead won the inaugural AGM Cup, accepting the offer to remain in the
Conference South due to a reprieve offered by the fiscally crippled
Hornchurch’s request for demotion.

Thus the
season closed in a strange atmosphere at Brian Connor’s testimonial (pictured right). Any sense of relief at living to fight
another day in the Conference South being tempered by the realisation that
another season of struggle was in prospect.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow
Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.

Sunday, 26 November 2017

A radical spirit ran through a season which was to be pivotal in the outlook and fortunes of Maidenhead United Football Club.

New chairman Jon Swan’s first act was to appoint player manager John Dreyer. He beat fellow central defender Paul Parker to the post, with it being felt that the latter was not quite the right fit due to his plans to bring a new squad over from his Essex base.

As it turned out this may have been a better short term option when Dreyer started pre season training with only four members of the previous season’s first team squad remained: captain Brian Connor, young defender Adam Durrant, midfielder Ryan Ashe and contracted striker Lawrence Yaku.

Richie Barnard moved to Aldershot, Matt Glynn signed for St. Albans and player of the year Andy Cook went to Hendon, whilst the rest followed Alan Devonshire to his new post at Hampton.

Off the pitch an FA Financial audit had raised some important matters which required immediate attention

On a personal note I made the decision to return to editing the programme, as well as taking over the PA and the hotline information service. This came with a place on the committee beginning my transition from terrace to boardroom.

On and off the pitch everyone was infused with a clear sense of mission driven by the plan to create two regional divisions below the Conference for the 2004/05 season. To qualify the Magpies would need to finish in the top thirteen in the Isthmian League Premier Division as well as fulfil criteria relating to the ground and club finance.

It was the former which looking the more challenging obstacle as the team made the opening day trip to Heybridge with a starting line up listing eight debutants, with a further four on the bench including Dreyer and his assistant, Northern Ireland international, Phil Gray.

After seven league matches, the team had yet to win, but had a stylish aesthetic to their play. This was particularly marked in an early season defeat at Kettering’s impressive Rockingham Road ground, which helped to keep the faith until Harrow Borough provided their annual service of donating the first three point haul of the campaign.

This sparked a run of seven wins from the next nine league outings, helped by the reunion of Yaku with his former Northwood striker partner Steve Hale. The duo were able to capitalise on the exciting play on the left flank of full back Brendan Gallen as well as the midfield creativity of Ryan Ashe and Martyn Lee, shored up by the bulwark of Kelvin McIntosh and behind them a new central defensive pairing of Connor and Eton schoolmaster Andy Jennings.

An FA Cup thrashing at Dover didn’t shake the league form, and although the League Cup and County Cup provided no more in the way of success, it was the FA Trophy which provided the mid season highlight.

This run was almost over before it begun, as with ten minutes remaining United trailed 3-1 at lowly Swindon Supermarine but a couple of late goals forced a replay which was won 2-1. This set up a trip in the New Year to up and coming Histon. This time the Magpies won in style 3-1 to set up a home tie against Wealdstone.

The weather then intervened delaying the match until a Tuesday night in February with Stones crumbling to a rampant United performance which saw the Magpies into the last sixteen with a 5-1 win.

After some delay due to weather and a replay, a first ever trip to Yorkshire to play Halifax became the Magpies fate and on Valentine’s Day, Conference opposition were beaten for the first time in United’s history thanks to the double act of Yaku and Hale scoring in a 2-0 win.

Maidenhead’s first quarter-final appearance in a national competition since the 1930s proved to be something of an anti climax. Travelling to eventual Isthmian League Champions and FA Trophy runners up Canvey Island, the tie was over almost as soon as it begun when Andy Dugdale was penalised for a handball on the line in the second minute leaving United a goal behind and down to ten men. Canvey ran out 4-0 winners.

During the Trophy run, league points continued to be collected with the squad bolstered defensively by the twin signing from Egham of Andy Dugdale and Bryan Smith.

As the season entered its final chapter the Magpies were jockeying for position in the mid table pack. In a bid to get the top half finish required to qualify for the Conference South Dreyer made a triple attacking signing of Ben Hammond from Hemel, Danny Bolt, and Rob Haworth (both from Sutton). The latter seeking inspiration by posting a supporter comment from the club forum labelling him a donkey on the back of the dressing room door.

Form remained patchy with a worrying trend for heavy defeats at home but three straight wins at the end of March including a crucial 2-1 victory midweek at Bedford meant there was still all to play for in April.

However just one win in six matches (thanks to a solitary Yaku strike at Hayes) led to a must win final match on May day. Fortunately the opposition were bottom markers Aylesbury United. With shades of 97 and 17, the long relegated Ducks put up something of a fight but eventually succumbed 4-2, Yaku hitting the twenty goal mark for the season with a brace.

This left Maidenhead in a final position of twelfth and a place in the Conference South to look forward to in August. Qualification was subsequently made more comfortable when Hendon elected not to take their place fearing the financial implications of the higher division.

Maidenhead had already gambled on taking the step up by spending money to the improve squad mid season. As admirable as this ambition was, the long term consequences would be as serious as Hendon’s decision suggested.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.

Sunday, 12 November 2017

Change was in the air, not only at York Road but across the non league scene as a process began which would drastically alter the fortunes of Maidenhead United in particular and the aspirations of middling non league clubs in general.

At the start of the season, husband and wife team Roger and Jean Coombs, who had effectively led the club through the Devonshire era as chairman and treasurer respectively, announced their intention to stand down from their roles the following May.

Their decision enabled the club to engage in a proper process of succession planning, with Jon Swan installed as chairman elect, whilst the finances were lined up for Paul Carney to take over.

This coincided with plans for two new regional divisions to be created to feed into the Conference, to reduce some of the promotion bottleneck whereby only the champions of the current feeder leagues could move up to the pinnacle of the non league pyramid.

Thus much discussion, particularly following the turn of the year when it became clear that relegation was not on the agenda, focused on the plans for the following pivotal season.

On the pitch, Alan Devonshire’s team were now very much at home in the Isthmian League Premier Division, eventually finishing tenth, but the virtual impossibility of a title challenge meant that once again the season had a feeling of marking time.

Thus much hope for the season was invested in the Cup competitions, initial failure generating much ire before an ultimate silver lining.

The squad was freshened up in the summer with a triple signing from Northwood. Prolific striker Lawrence Yaku arrived alongside midfielders Andy Cook and Ryan Ashe. The addition of classy young sweeper Chris Elsegood led to a refashioned team that was exciting to watch, its potential realised in a 5-0 demolition of Chesham United in the first week of the season.

Having won five and losing just three of the opening eleven league matches, including a win at recently relegated Hayes, hopes were high that the Magpies would at last have a run in the FA Cup.

Such was the desire for Cup glory an understrength team was sent out to play Hitchin on the Tuesday prior to the initial tie against Welling. The sacrifice of points looked to be worthwhile with Maidenhead beating the Wings as injury time loomed. An amazing turnaround in the dying minutes though saw the Kent team leave York Road as winners and unprecedented criticism of the Magpies from Chairman Coombs in the local press.

An injury to goalkeeper Richie Barnard, who had been virtually ever present since his debut in August 2000, coincided with a drop in form which saw only one win in fourteen matches.

Barnard’s absence at least allowed Trevor Roffey a swansong in the number one jersey in a unforgettable 4-4 draw against Kingstonian.

Interest in the FA Trophy ended on a gloomy afternoon in Tonbridge, which at least provided the opportunity to sample the many pubs lining the long walk from the station to Longmead.

The nadir was reached in a 4-0 defeat at home to Ford United, with former Chelsea Champions League star Mark Nicholls filling in between the sticks for Maidenhead in the second half. Following the defeat Alan Devonshire issued a sincere apology and league form immediately perked up with ten points taken from the next four games.

The last of these was a super 3-1 win at promotion chasing St. Albans City, in the last match of 2002, and after the turn of the year the team never looked back, finishing the season in a best ever finish of tenth.

The league form was accompanied by County Cup wins over Slough and Windsor to reach another final in defence Devonshire’s favourite trophy.

However as the end of the season drew near he decided that it was time to seek pastures new, announcing that he would resign after the County Cup Final.

Following his announcement his team saw him out in style winning their final three league games before delivering the perfect send off with a 4-1 win in the County Cup Final against Aylesbury United at Chesham.

Yaku’s final hat trick, celebrated with trademark back flip (pictured above), saw him finish the season as Devonshire’s best ever marksman with 28 goals, as the trophy was lifted for the fourth time in six seasons.

Thus the end of the season was absolutely the end of an era, as Alan Devonshire celebrated seven and a bit seasons in charge which placed him in the pantheon of the all time top three Maidenhead United managers, and arguably the top one. Simultaneously Roger and Jean Coombs took their bow at the summer AGM, receiving a standing ovation for their equally important role in maintaining the structure for Devonshire’s success. Although it was certainly heartfelt at the time, the fondness for these seven seasons has only grown with age, helped by its status as a belle epoque when contrasted with the four seasons of upheaval which followed.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.

Sunday, 29 October 2017

After several seasons of non stop excitement and achievement it was somewhat inevitable that something of a fallow season was due. Thanks to the self aggrandising move by the Isthmian League hierarchy to expand the divisions to 24 clubs to accommodate more clubs in 2002-03, the 2001-02 season had a feeling of marking time. With only one club promoted and one relegated, it wasn’t long before the Magpies and many other clubs in the Premier Division knew they would be neither and so the league season lacked a competitive edge.

This meant the knockout competitions had a higher profile, and having gone without silverware in 2000/01 for the first time in his York Road managerial career, Alan Devonshire was certain to put that right.

The squad continued to improve with the signings of right back Andy Rose and midfielder Paul Kelly, whilst striking options were widened with the addition of Ricky Ibe and Paul Scott. As the season drew on further enhancements were made with the signings of centre back Orlando Jeffrey, hard man midfielder Jamie Jarvis and creative youngster Rod Saunders.

The season began in the same way as the last one with a comfortable win by a three goal margin over Harrow Borough, this time at Earlsmead. By the end of August these remained the only points gained, with a further blow to progress coming when a broken leg at St. Albans ended the season for inspirational midfielder Matt Glynn.

However one month later by the time the Cups started, fifteen points were in the bag when a super volley from Barry Rake secured a 2-0 win at Enfield who were ground sharing at Boreham Wood.

The FA Cup saw United pull possibly the toughest draw out of the hat in the shape of Aldershot Town. The problems at the previous season’s league match meant Thames Valley Police decided to treat the match as training exercise, the unusual sight of police horses trotting up and down York Road sticking in the memory as a late Ibe equaliser took the tie to a replay which was won comfortably by the Shots.

The Magpies fared a little better in the FA Trophy, winning at the League’s fastest rising club Northwood, with the day dominated by speculation that Wood’s star striker Lawrence Yaku would be joining United the following summer. Interest in the competition was ended by a defeat in the next round at home to Hendon.

In between the two ties, Jarvis had arrived at the club and made an instant impact on home debut against Sutton. A combative player in the mould of Vinnie Jones, Jarvis barely lasted ten minutes of his York Road bow, seeing red after running half the length of the pitch to floor a Sutton attacker who had clashed with United keeper Richie Barnard.

A Lee “Porno” Channell hat trick at Hungerford meant the first stage of the League Cup was comfortably negotiated, only to fall at the next hurdle, losing 5-3 at Hampton just before Christmas.

December also saw my personal final “home” game as I left Maidenhead to move up to London, where I still live sixteen years later.

At the turn of the year Gravesend & Northfleet and Canvey Island were already well ahead of the chasing pack meaning there would be a two horse race for the title, with Maidenhead coasting in mid table with Croydon already looked marooned in the one relegation spot.

With their Premier Division status all but assured, United embarked on a run of ten defeats in twelve matches from February, the start of the run coinciding with the departure of club captain Tim Cook for Chesham.

Aided by the arrival of the internet message board, the run sparked a period of introspection at the club, with supporters airing criticisms of the team’s rigid 5-3-2 playing style, a sense of ennui enveloping York Road which would remain for the next year, as having achieved so much in a short period, the club searched for its next challenge.

This feeling was not helped when Cook returned to York Road with Chesham in April taking all three points in a resounding 4-0 win, crowds falling by 21% by the season’s end. This brought with it two wins to ensure Maidenhead maintained their sixteenth final placing of the previous season, with once again a County Cup Final to look forward to.

This had been reached thanks to a straightforward win over Flackwell Heath in the quarter-final, and a terrific 3-2 win over Slough in a thrilling semi-final at York Road.

Midway through the second half, goals from Channell, Ibe and Jarvis (pictured right celebrating) looked to have returned the Magpies to the final once more, but with all hope seemingly lost, Slough somehow revived, scoring twice then pushing United all the way to final whistle.

The final itself was played at Wycombe against holders Chesham United, and ended in a goalless draw. A fact that somewhat helped my mood having missed the match thanks to being bumped off a flight home from Barcelona. Maidenhead regained the Cup thanks to a 4-2 win in a penalty shoot out, to ensure that once again Alan Devonshire had put silverware in the United boardroom.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.

Sunday, 1 October 2017

Life in the Isthmian Premier Division seemed a piece of cake for the newly promoted Magpies as they trounced Harrow Borough 4-1 on a sunny opening day of the season at York Road. The loss of striker Chuk Agudosi to Croydon and goalkeeper Garath Ormshaw to retirement was shrugged off as debutants defender Andy Morley and midfielder Matty Glynn started their Maidenhead career with a goal.

A third summer signing, Richard Barnard, proved to be a more than adequate replacement for Ormshaw but it took eight matches for him to keep a clean sheet as United struggled to adjust to playing at a higher level.

Only three days after their opening day triumph, the Magpies were taught a footballing lesson at Billericay, one of four consecutive defeats before fellow strugglers Dulwich Hamlet were beaten by the odd goal in five, the highlight being a trademark strike from distance by Billy Cove.

A second win on the road in September at Croydon was much enjoyed. Not only as another defeat of the previous season’s champions but also as a first clean sheet shutting out Agudosi.

However this win barely stopped the rot. A cup tie at Hitchin which saw a goal from substitute Lee Channell, ended in acrimony with assistant manager Carl Taylor upbraiding fans for their lack of support for the striker who had replaced Agudosi. Hitchin were beaten on penalties in the replay at York Road which set up a somewhat exotic trip to Nottinghamshire in the next round which ended in defeat at Hucknall.

By the time Christmas had arrived there were just two more wins, one in the FA Trophy at Hampton and three points earned at home to Basingstoke, but the tide turned with a Boxing Day derby win over Slough. Despite the freezing conditions, there was an electric atmosphere at York Road with an Obi Ulasi goal the difference between the two teams.

Seasonal weather looked likely to halt the revival but a sterling effort by HItchin supporters to clear the Top Field pitch of snow four days later, allowed the Magpies to claim another three points. A week later I joined in the operation to make the York Road pitch playable for the visit of Aldershot, the title favourites being trounced 3-0 in front of a season’s best crowd of 1,213, the win capped by an absolutely stunning individual goal by Adrian Allen.

Having made some headway in the fight against relegation, United were entitled to be distracted by the FA Trophy, two wins in a week over Enfield and Braintree setting up an unforgettable trip to Blyth Spartans. Matt Glynn’s early goal at Croft Park was worthy of winning the tie, but Spartans prevailed with a late winner, leaving the supporters to enjoy the delights of Whitley Bay, later that evening.

Progress was also made in the County Cup as Slough left York Road with nothing again, followed by Reading and Windsor to see the Magpies reach the final once more. Whether this would be a consolation prize following relegation, or a party to celebrate staying up remained in the balance with the wet winter combining with cup runs to create the by now traditional fixture backlog.

Twelve matches were still to be played with twenty six days of the season remaining, with the league firm in their insistence that the full programme be completed by May 5th. This left the threat that the final day might see some teams play twice but the results were such that this was not necessary leaving a curious final table with four clubs short of the 42 game mark.

The outlook was starting to look bleak for the Magpies when they lost the Easter Monday return derby against fellow strugglers Slough. Another defeat at eventual runners up Canvey Island two days later meant just four points had been earned from five fixtures in April with the following weekend bringing two games over the two days.

The first at home to Purfleet provided the ideal opportunity to for a much needed win, as the opposition were so short of personnel that they had to put an outfield player in goal for the whole match. Maidenhead were unable to take advantage though and lost 2-1. Only 24 hours later, hopes rose with a hard fought 1-0 win at Gravesend & Northfleet. Reading loan striker Nathan Tyson giving the Magpies an early lead which they hung onto.

Completing the double over bottom markers Dulwich set up a match on the final Tuesday of the season against Carshalton, who were also battling to stay up. Two goals from Glynn made sure that yet again Maidenhead fans were celebrating at York Road in May as the three points meant the Magpies had made it into a second season in the Isthmian League Premier Division. Carshalton were relegated alongside Dulwich and Slough, although the Rebels Wexham Park curse over the Magpies held good to the end, as United lost the Berks & Bucks Cup Final to Chesham in their last appearance at the ground.

With thanks to Mark Smith’s book One For Sorrow Two For Joy for the statistical content of this series.