Justin Bieber Gets Belt-Lashed & More of the Most Important Random Things Online

“It’s really exciting to talk to you. Especially in the middle of your public meltdown.”

And so begins Zach Galifianakis’s epic takedown of “Justin Beevers” – aka Justin Bieber – for the latest installment of his faux cable talk show, Between Two Ferns, on FunnyorDie.com. Sure, Bieber’s in on the joke, but it still doesn’t stop Galifianakis from cracking that he’s “never interviewed a 7-year-old before.”

Plus: See a Colorado school’s amazing lip dub to Katy Perry‘s “Roar” and more of the most important random stuff online.

• Zach Galifianakis Wrecks Justin Bieber on Between Two FernsIn which he asks the question we’ve all been thinking: “When you’re in the recording studio, do you ever think, ‘Hey, what if I don’t make something s–y?'”

• Colorado’s Lakewood High School Creates an Epic Lip Dub to Katy Perry’s "Roar"More than 2,000 students worked together to put together the single-shot video.

• Video Asks the Question: Is Ted Mosby, Well, a Slut?TheDailyBeast.com takes a look back at How I Met Your Mother‘s erstwhile architect’s search for true love (from The Mother’s point of view) and reminds us Thanksgiving must be real awkward for his kids when Aunt Robin comes around.

• Users Destroy Their iPhones After Being Duped by Fake iOS7 Ad That Claims the Operating System Makes the iPhone WaterproofiDarwinism at work.