Song: PANTS!

Episode: 410- Hercules Vs. The Moon Men

Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter
skirts than the women.Tom: Yeah, I can just imagine a scene from Ancient
Greece: "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!! Noooo!!!"Joel: You are so right my little itty buddies.
That's why we've put together a presentation. It's a little thing we like to call: PANTS!Tom (singing): Pants!Crow: Pants!Bots: Sing the praises of pants!Joel: Nothing better shows my taste, than what
I wear below my waist!Tom: Say! Pants! Hoo hoo!Crow: Pants!Bots: Sing the praises of pants!Tom: They help me suck in my gut They always
cover up my butt! Huh? Pants!Crow: Pants!All: Sing the praises of pants!Crow: Wear them and you're a cool guy, as long
as you zip up your fly!Tom: Zip! Pants!Crow: Pants!Bots: Sing the praises of pants!Joel (spoken): That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear
your pants at least three times a day!Crow: The great men of our time have all worn
pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them!Tom: Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on
earth. Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are!Joel: What keeps our legs all warm and hot?All: Pants!Crow: What prevents a buffalo shot?All: Pants!Tom: What do they got that I ain't got?All: Pants!Tom: Well, you can say that again Huh?