Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are returning for a “Dumb & Dumber” sequel. How did they get Jeff Daniels to agree?

Adam Sandler won 10 Razzies! Congrats Adam, you truly deserved it!

“Captain America 2” is confirmed for April 2014. Good thing none of us will live long enough to see it.

There
are rumors that Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg are
leaving after this season of “Saturday Night” is finished.

Taylor Lautner has joined “Grown Ups 2.”

A
reboot of the motherfucking “Mummy”? I make a lot of jokes about
reboots and remakes, but this is just completely fucked up. Fuck you!
Fuck everybody.

“Community”
creator, Dan Harmon, and Chevy Chase are embroiled in a feud, which
hopefully will not lead to Chevy leaving the show.

Matthew Perry Watch

Here’s a picture of Matty P. filming his new pilot “Go On.”

Movies Out This Weekend

Titanic
3D - If you see this movie then you are a waste of the
resources that it takes to keep you alive. You are bottom-feeding scum
and you deserve to feel death’s icy caress.

American
Reunion - Remember when there was a movie about a guy who
fucks a pie? This is the third direct sequel to that film. There are
two unofficial sequels entitled “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” and
“American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile.” You might be wondering which
of these films has a higher IMDB rating--they are both rated at a 4.9.
I would recommend seeing this rehash before you see either of those.
Seriously, don’t see this movie. What’s the point? Read a book or
smack around your useless penis/vagina.

Most people you love in life turn out to be assholes. So it's not just a woman thing. And it's either that or some granola munching hippie making up songs to the tune of 'crash into me' about how much they adore you. I'll take a big gaping asshole any day!