Holes lyrics

Well, there's hair around your holes to protect them
Growing where you need to keep things out
Downy fields of pubic grass
Is twisty vines in ears and ass
There's hair around your holes to protect them

Now we're cooking!
Break it down!
That sounds so nice you should do it twice?
What do you say we do another verse for the people then hold each other?
(Fine!)

Tubes connect your holes to your body
Making sure the right things come out where
In a manner most befitting
To keep your tits and eyes from shitting
Tubes connect your holes to your body

I say up and down,
Or left to right,
Gaping wide,
Or nice and tight
I said side-to-side
And end-to-end
Every hole is your best friend
(You're still friends with people though, aintcha?)
Nope
My holes are my only friends