Stuffed Tiger Strikes Fear in the UK

Police in Hampshire responded to a frantic call this week when one resident saw what looked like a white tiger lying in a field. The police responded with all due dispatch, sending a helicopter to watch from overhead and they were in the process of getting experts from the local zoo to trank the animal when someone noticed that it was not alive. The downdraft from the helicopter caused the stuffed animal to roll over.

the police are currently investigating whether the tiger was left in the field as a hoax. Careful investigation by this reporter has revealed that Hobbes, a stuffed tiger of the American variety, was not in the area at the time of the incident. According to his spokesman Hobbes was being deposed at that time in regards to his role in the Wet Noodle Incident.