Just a reminder

I’ve written a series of almost-funny essayettes for some stock photos Hachette had lying around, and when you get done reading it, you’ll be less likely to screw up your next barbecue. It’s out May 2, with a U.S. release come Labor Day, because we like to bookend the grilling season. Also, I never let a birthday go by without a release party, unless it’s the best birthday I ever had.