Kevin Hart is everywhere these days, apparently. His latest stop? You guessed it, the Manchester City training ground where he took (let’s safely assume a very staged) a penalty kick vs. City keeper Joe Hart.

Personally I have zero point zero opinion on ubiquitous Hart. He was funny enough during his two-minute cameo in This is the End.

The main reason for posting this all-important clip is how Kevin Hart makes Joe Hart appear to be some sort of blond-haired English giant. Joe Hart is listed at 6-foot-5 — big for a keeper — but considering all the soccer I watch I never took him to be that imposing physically. I guess Kevin Hart is just that tiny. On second thought it would have been more fun to have Hart stand next to City backup keeper Costel Pantilimon, a 6-foot-8 Romanian. Of course that would have killed the whole Hart vs. Hart thing. Alas.