Err Mah Gerd!!! Derplerma!

This ill-timed (or perfectly timed depending on how you look at it) photo was taken of me as I was walking across the stage to receive my Master’s of Science for Information Systems Engineering. Since I was the last person to walk across the stage, I was in the middle of getting everyone to cheer because it was finally over! Instead, it looks like I’m giving a speech while pooping my pants…