How To Score A Masseuse

Heads may turn wherever she goes, but she’s likely accustomed to the attention, and she’s probably hyper-sensitive to men who falsely categorize her. So, make absolutely certain that you’re not one of “those” guys, and what she does for a living has little to no impact on your interest.

Offer a casual reward for a job well done

It’s not some form of insinuating payola; it’s merely a simple repayment. This works best if you’ve had a significant problem — perhaps with a shoulder muscle or something — and her continued work on the area has netted fantastic results. You’re overjoyed that you can resume your active lifestyle; that you can swing a tennis racket again. In that case, why not ask her to hit the courts with you on the weekend in the spirit of newfound health? And that’s only one example. Of course you’ll pay her, but at the same time, you want to thank her properly. Besides, she deserves some relaxation too. Offer a simple invitation to a fun activity, where you can display your refreshed physical abilities due to her magical fingers, and that should have a two-fold effect: First, she gets a significant self-esteem boost (a job well-done is always flattering), and second, you have a huge opportunity outside the massage parlor.

So what’s the short and sweet translation? One of my personal favorites: Win-win.

Present her with a special tip

If you like the concept of the previous advice, but aren’t prepared to take such a plunge, you have the option of starting slower. It’s not quite as overt but it should yield similar results. Once the job is finished and you’re feeling looser than ever before, reward her with something beyond a standard tip; free tickets to a concert, for example, is something that shows both appreciation and interest. Furthermore, rather than suggesting the two of you attend the concert, you merely give her both tickets and say she can do what she wishes. If she wants to take a girlfriend, that’s fine or if she wants to repay your repayment, she just might insist you take the other ticket. And even if the door doesn’t swing wide, granting you access immediately, this tactic allows for future entrance… if executed correctly.

Provide her with more clients

First up, give her some much-deserved praise for her stellar services, and then move further by spreading the good word. Basically, you tell her you’ve got some friends who’d very much appreciate a talented masseuse, and you could really increase her client roster. There’s no way she’ll read anything into this suggestion because there’s nothing even remotely insinuating about it; it’s entirely devoid of innuendo. In addition, you will continue to go to her, and she’ll be inclined to thank you if you actually can deliver the goods. She’s got more work, she smiles when she sees you because of your role in the upswing and you’re in a perfect position to get a bit more personal. It’s a somewhat roundabout way of securing a friendlier encounter outside the office, but if you’re patient, it should provide good results.

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