This is a simple stop-motion movie made using a webcam and 6,561 little black-and-white printed cards. It's fairly awesome but nowhere near as awesome as jumping a pile of burning leaves on a BMX. Which I've done before.

Followers of the Touhou game franchise would recognize the source song and video "Bad Apple!!" by nomico as it maintained 7 solid weeks on top of the Nico Nico Douga weekly rankings.

I have no idea what that quote meant but I do know what it means to be the first person in your neighborhood to own a boat. It means I'm the f***ing captain of this street and everybody knows it. Now, raise anchor and set sail for the shallow end!