2K Unveils $15,000 BioShock 2 "Uber Edition"

Do you want your very own Big Daddy? No, not a figurine, I mean your very own Big Daddy? That's what the BioShock 2 Uber Edition is for!

We'd previously reported on the really, really cool BioShock 2 Special Edition, also known as a videogame memorabilia collector's wet dream: For $100, the Special Edition contained a vinyl LP with the BioShock soundtrack, retro-style posters, and a huge, 164-page art book (oh yeah, and the game and its soundtrack), too.

But as awesome as that collector's edition was, 2K Games figured, "You know what? A $100 limited edition is piddly sh*t." Then it looked at Modern Warfare 2's Prestige Edition, and decided, "Yeah, we can do even better."

So in the above video, after the very nice lady is done unboxing the (really, really awesome) Special Edition and showing all of that off, she decides to unveil the super-special-secret BioShock 2 Uber Edition. Retailing at $14,999.99, the Uber Edition - limited to just 500 copies - will come with its own fully functional Big Daddy. Unfortunately, as the video shows, having a Big Daddy around isn't always the best thing in the world.

As awesome as said Uber Edition would be, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it probably doesn't actually exist. Which is a shame, really - who wouldn't want their own real-life Big Daddy?