are we going to learn cvsg's name in this story line or is this going to forever be the charlie brown referance to "the little red haired girl" that he can never get the guts to ask out? (which is fine, i am just askin').

According to section 150.1 of Canada's Criminal Code (Forget any of those American criminal codes! They don't apply here!), consent no defence only applies when the 'complainant' is
A) Under the age of 14.
B) Is more than two years younger than the defendant.

And when the defendant is in a 'position of trust/authority with the complainant'. None of those apply to yours truly. Although that will change soon... I'd better hurry!