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who we are

We write for busboys, poets, social workers, students, artists, musicians, magicians, mathematicians, maniacs, yodelers and everyone else out there who wants to enjoy life not as a rich person, but as a real person. Namely, we write for you.

Sizing Guide

Hand screen printed in California

4.5 oz. - 30 singles

100% combed ringspun cotton jersey

Measurements are taken of the front of the shirt. For example, a Men's Small says Chest = 18", which means it measures 18" from left to right of the front of the shirt. The full shirt circumference = 36" (front and back combined).