Mom Makes ‘1st Birthday’ Cookies For Her Kid But They Turn Out NSFW

So...about dessert...

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The joy of baking.

All that this mom wanted to do was make some cute “1st birthday” cookies for her one-year-old. That’s all. But unfortunately, all that occurred was the cookies turning out to look like something that would be better suited for a bachelorette’s party.

“She should outline or literally just draw the number 1 on each cookie. Or leave it for something the adults can laugh about because the kids won’t care.”

Hey, they have a point. But again, that kid is a one-year-old and obviously won’t notice anything. The only ones that will notice are the adults that are invited to the party — adults who will judge you and decided whether to include you in their parents-inner circle based off how your child’s birthday party turns out.

In conclusion, leave the cookies as is and stuff your face with all those baked penises.