In news that will bring hope to geeky men everywhere, a new survey has revealed that nearly two thirds of women would happily swap the likes money of hunky David Gandy for the dorkier charms more money of Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg.

I feel like we could eliminate the threat to the English language by swapping out a few "Entrance"/"Exit" and "Push"/"Pull" signs at the offices of CNN, Fox News, USA Today, and every outlet of the UK media.

FTA: "So potent is the techno-sexual's appeal, that nearly 40 per cent of men surveyed admitted to having exaggerated about their tech know-how, including their ability to mend and upgrade gadgets, computers and laptops, in an attempt to impress the fairer sex."

UGH as a veteran of customer-facing IT i have to agree, but make it more like 70%