As a musician, you have fantasies that you want to win Grammys, but I didn’t really think that this was on the table. I was just amazed and stunned and it almost seemed like they were kidding, but they weren’t, so that’s cool.

That makes two of us, Adam. But as for personal appeal, he’s got some going for him: He’s “artsy,” if you’re into that sort of thing; he has tattoos (see also: “artsy”); he was really good at deflecting Howard Stern’s disgusting questions about the weight of his Voice co-star Christina Aguilera, and he likes puppies.