Chick: I'm starving. The only protein I've had all day is an accidental cum shot to the face earlier this morning.

–SoHo

Guy to friends: If y'all was to really write it down and make a… a food chain of all of who used to date who, and who's dating who now, I bet you y'all got all the same juices running up in y'all system.

–2 Train

Overheard by: Kosi

Passing guy on cell: All I'm saying is everyone should have control over where their sperm goes.

–7th Ave

Hoochie on cell : Because I manage to get very juicy.

–L Train

Drunk girl at restaurant holding a champagne bottle: Excuse me, sir, can you open this for me? I'm afraid it's going to cum everywhere.

Creepy hobo: Oh, you got some ice water, that looks good.Preschool girl who has just pulled out water bottle: (gives him look)Preschool teacher: Jasmine, put your water away!Creepy hobo: She just wants some ice water.Preschool teacher: Jasmine, do you know that man? Are you talking to him?Preschool girl: No, he was talkin' to me!Creepy hobo: We was just talkin' about ice water, nothin' wrong with that.