We never, ever thought we would say this, because we used to be in lust with SJU, but her recent foray into the world of breast enhancement and plastic surgery mixed with her taking over the job of the woman I had ranked #7 on this list last year means the infatuation is pretty much over. It probably breaks her heart. Sorry you had to find out like this, Sara Jean.

sampson

i knew it! her face was looking kinda weird lately. (still would though, no matter what she looks like)

its_forge

I still hate your idiotic reposting of this idiotic list, but yeah, SJU getting plastic surgery is a goddamn tragedy. She was literally *perfect* before, and now yup, she looks just like every other surgically-altered bimbo out there in California. Sad sad sad.

steve

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

tralfaz

I like to ride my bicycle. I like to ride my bike.

John

Thanks for making this idle week at the beginning of summer the biggest week in Chive history. Leo and I are headed to Nashville for the 4th of July weekend because California doesn't know how to blow things up properly. We'll keep you posted on our pub crawling exploits, come join us for a drink (on us of course).

Chive On!

Reggie

John, it's got to be a weird day when you can't even be the first to comment on your own post

John

right? I had that text copied and ready to paste too. ^^ that kid really likes Sara Jean Underwood

If you had any class you would know what Mourvedre is, but since you're a fat ass bitch and have no class you can drink my piss after a bottle of Mourvedre, which would taste better than the C-minus you drink every night b/c you're poor.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Great idea… I'm beginning to like you :*

Hugs,
Paula
– the one you love to hate

Throbbit Yuengling

Jabberwocky from Walkabout has my vote, but Caldera is good not worth $7.99 a sixer.

jonathan

the "33 Bottles Beer" journal! i'm about halfway through my second one. so glad i have it.

the dank

#7

Dario!

Henrik

Do not fear Dario is here!

robg

Dario!!!! Save me!

...

t-shirt time! get on it chive dudes… i want

http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

DAR after 5:00…….I make first comment page. YES!

http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

and make a pointless comment, so for that…..#33 FTW

pablo

haven't heard of patty in a long time..

Jason

yeah, what's the deal with that? I've noticed that for a while now. Was a slow strip tease in pictures not enough to maintain patty's motivation and dedication? Was he bribed with something better to NOT accomplish is goals?

These are NOT real Dodger fans. Real fans are staying away from the stadium until that dick sleezebag owner and his golddigger wife are gone. Also, they aren't hispanic.

hMMMM

Um…there are no real fans in L.A.. You guys are all a bunch of pretentious jerkoffs.

Shawn

I have Monday off so Paula, I will See You Next Tuesday.

peddlinmommy

#33…look closer! I see nips! O=

guy

Now thats what i call a fully

bettingonthecubs

And lighten with photo shop

dx64

seriously, are you 10 years old?!

Wow!

You must be some sort of vision wizard!

professor chaos

NSFW on the DAR?! my god man!

theMorgue77

HONK HONK!!!!

Dormin

This is the start of something beautiful

Marschie

DAR Y U NO on time?

derps

can't wait to see the duplicate pics in this post. yet another great week with rehashed pics. chive on

haters gonna hate

oh hi derps, nice of you to stalk the friday DAR for like the 3rd time. if you hate all these 'rehashed photos' I have to ask, why are you still here?

derps

Just trolling for some love. I'll go now.

lars

the friday DAR is my fav actually. It's mellow… sort of a cadence to it with the beer, sunsets, paradise photos, and some good laughs. Happy Friday to you too, derps

#2, #7, #30, #33

Derp

Nope. Derps (not equals) Derp. Different dude, same idea. I'm just glad to see that other people are catching on.

Derp on, brother.

Ripple

#33 something slipped alright

thedude

First?

u-know

#33 titties

randy mcbadger

#33 we have nipples? ……………..WE HAVE NIPPLES!

Ugh

Can you please not post nipple pics from now on, to save me from having to see 6 fucking identical comments pointing out this extremely obvious fact? Thanks.

TitoRigatoni

Ugh: How's about you shut up and ignore the comments?
Chive: Carry On Sir!

Ugh

Douchebag: How about you follow your own advice?

TitoRigatoni

Pretty sure Douchebag = the guy calling for no more nipple pics, not the guy who refrained from making the obvious "You know how I can tell you're gay?" comment.
Just sayin'

Ugh

If you want nipple pics go to a fucking porn site. You know how I know you're a douchebag?

ImAwesome

Does he look like you?

TitoRigatoni

How about a compromise, and we can stop calling each other juvenile names:

Chivers, can you please not comment about nipple pics from now on, to save all of us from having to see 16 fucking identical comments pointing out this extremely obvious fact? srsly, are you people 10 years old? Thanks.

I was thinking this as well, kinda looks like a guy with big pecs and long hair.
Then I looked closer: Never seen a guy with nipples like that, and she has a bikini top tan line.

TitoRigatoni

run the brightness way up. you will lose your fears.

tralfaz

nipple

doublepants

A bit racy today, are we Chive?

DirtyArmySpecialist

WestCoast….

laxcat36

#4 sweden has the best house music around and then this. I'm enrolling for dual citizenship.

Umm Ok

If you think Sweden has the best house music, you definitely belong there.

ZombieBootParty

House music? Baaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

Anon

No wonder the Chive has gone downhill. Apparently its main audience now is people who like house music.

Umm Ok

Nah, it's because judgmental douchebags like you are around to make everyone else look bad.

Anonamau5

Swedish House Mafia is pretty awesome.

Umm Ok

I tend to respectfully disagree. They come nowhere close to the likes of Deadmau5, Timewriter, Bob Sinclar, Wolfgang Gartner, Daft Punk or fifty other producers/DJs I could name just off the top of my head.

funkyf

Yea, no. The only one that I would consider true house music from the above would be Bob Sinclar….and I"m talking about his older stuff. All these new guys just do more and more electro bullshit. What happened to the soul? the funk? the spirituality of house?

I'm a dj in chicago, and all these deadmouses and daft punks are not in the same category as a true house music producer. C'mon man….keep it real.

DutchChiveFan

Have to agree with you. Electro is sooo boringly dull. Still got my first house sound of chicago record with Farley Jackmaster Funk.

Umm Ok

Come on, really? Electro is more boring than Chicago or Detroit house? You mean with all the bassline and melodic variations in electro, instead of the same loops over and over with a few fx added to it in older house tracks? Older house was all about repetition, talk about dull! In any case, I'm finding prog house to be one of the most interesting electronica sub genres out there right now.

Umm Ok

If you don't like electro, don't spin it. That you don't know any good house producers sounds more like a personal problem because there are shitloads of them out there. You must only listen to mainstream house or something. A quick search on YouTube will generate tons of awesome "classic" house that you like.

Anon

that blonde(2nd from the left) is ridiculously hot. There should be more of her😀

phideauxe

Yeah, the blonde in that pic is hot……..

McBeastie

I thought it was death metal they were known for. Either way it sucks.

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