get even with exlover

After
The Break-Up Revenge Advice From The Revenge Guy

Need a little help getting even with a boyfriend or girlfriend that
you're soon going to dump?

Here are some past suggestions from people that have emailed me.

If you need help breaking up with someone, take a look at The Revenge Guy's Break-up Lines.

Dear
Revenge GuyI would like to get back at my boyfriend. We had
a fight recently and he told me that he was not attracted to me
anymore.

Well I don’t mean to sound conceited but I’m not that hard to look
at. I get attention from guys when I’m out by myself and frankly I
treat others very well, with kindness and respect which I think is
way more important than looks. I don’t have a weight problem and I’m
in great shape so I was hurt when my boyfriend said that.

I asked him why he wasn’t attracted to me anymore. He said it was
because I stopped cleaning his house! That’s right! I stopped
cleaning HIS house! I guess I could add that we live together. I
clean up after myself and sometimes will throw his clothes in with
my laundry but other than that, I choose not to mess with his stuff.

I never know if I will clean up and lose something he likes or has
sentimental value. So I don’t mess with anything in the house that
doesn’t belong to me or us both. He is a total slob. He comes in and
throws his clothes everywhere. He eats in the living room and drops
crumbs and tells me to vacuum. ETC. I am his girlfriend, not his
maid.

So before I leave him which I plan to do by the end of next week,
I’d like to pull a funny prank on him to prove what an A** he is.
I’d like to have a good laugh before I go. Can you help me out?
Thanks!
Amanda

Hi
Amanda,
It’s not my job to defend the males of the world, men are jerks.
This guy, hopefully, is not the type you’ll stick with and I’m happy
to hear you’ll soon be moving on.

That being said I’d staple name tags into his underwear so that he
knows they are his. And hide some food under his mattress… let him
have a nice smelly sleep for a couple of weeks, if he even notices!

I’d also take pictures of his sloppiness to share with friends,
those always make great party favors.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear
RG,
I have this psycho ex-boyfriend that would not leave me alone. I
dated him back when I was a senior in high school for about three
and half years we broke up for two and half years already.

I have a
restraining order against him for three years and it’s almost over
(I plan to go extend it sometime this month). He followed me around
threatened to hurt any guys that he suspected to be my new boyfriend
and still continues to stalk me to this day. I have a new boyfriend
now for almost two years.

y ex always somehow manage to get a
hold of my number and last time he got a hold of my boyfriend’s
number. I tried talking to my ex so he would not be too upset and
hurt others but I getting really sick of his psycho acts. He calls
my boyfriend and tries to make my boyfriend leave me. My boyfriend
and I are still together but this is hurting my relationship so much
that I don’t know what to do.

I want a revenge on my ex and let him
know that he cannot go around messing up people’s lives like this. I
want a revenge that will make him remember not to mess with me ever
again and will leave me alone once and for all to date whomever I
want.

Please help me out.
Girl in Pain

Hi
Girl In Pain,
Unfortunately I cannot recommend any revenge tactics here, it might
just make this guy even more psycho and violent.

Document
everything. Keep the restraining order in place, and remain friendly
with the local police.

Keep it legal and don’t give this guy any reason at all to look for
you.

Of course, you could always try to get him a job out of state. Send
him some fake employment offer letters and get him to travel out of
town for the interviews at various hotels. It’ll give you a couple
of days relief anyways.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Hi,
First i like to say thank you for helping us people out here with no
clue on how to get proper revenge.

I am in military and i got deployed to Iraq for 6 months, when I
left my gf was sooo in love with me. She would do anything for me,
she took me to see her folks and made me feel as if I am part of her
family.

Well we were soo in love as I thought. She told me things like "I
can never be with anyone but you, and things will never change in
between us" well it was dumb on my part to fall for those lies. When
I got to Iraq about 1 month later she just wasn’t the same, she
started to say things like "we don’t even know each other that well
and we should just wait till to come back to start something if
possible…"

Well then I ever called her in Iraq and kept it short and sweet in
e-mails (I replied never composed a new e-mail). Well when I got
back she is all changed in to a new girl and she wants me back in
her life. I asked her few things like what happened she told he she
messed around and learned her lesson. I can see it in her eyes that
she really didn’t learn her lesson on cheating (she done it in past
too on her ex). She wants to start the relationship slow as friends
in front of others and when we are behind closed door we can do
stuff.

She also just doesn’t care that much about me but says she does, its
like she is lying to me and she thinks I am falling for her again.
As of now we stand as if we are friends but we do stuff only behind
the door and she calls me whenever she wants.

What should I do? I want revenge for leaving me in Iraq (it was
emotionally hard but I made it). I want her to feel the same or make
her feel as if she lost the best thing she ever had. I want her to
miss me when I am gone and realize that she messed up for ever
letting me go to begin with.
Thanks for you help
TFK

Hi
TFK,

This shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish, as long as you have some
help.

This is what I suggest:
Set up a new email account. Use a guys name that you’ll use again in
your revenge.

Start emailing your girlfriend from this account.

Now, send her your first email, being this unknown guy. Your contact
story is this: You’ve seen her around and asked a friend of hers for
her email address (the friend that is going to help you out and will
say he passed along her email address if she asks him). She doesn’t
know you (but you’ll include some guy’s picture in an email) you’re
good looking and want to get together with her.

Email her for a while. Ask personal questions. Talk about meeting
some time.
Play her along for a couple of weeks being this guy that’s emailing
her, all the while you’re still seeing her. You’ll easily find out
how much of a player she is and what she thinks of you. If your
letter is any indication, she’ll cheat on you with this guy you’ve
created.

AS a finale, set up a date at a restaurant between her and this guy.
He won’t show of course, but you certainly can show up and cause her
some heat or embarrassment, or both.

t’s your play.
Dump her hard.

I hope this helps!

Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy

Dear
Revenge GuyI absolutely love your site. I hope you can help
me.

My boyfriend’s mother is an evil person. She works daily to destroy
my relationship with her son. She tells half truths to him about me
and tries to ruin any chance of happiness for the two of us.

He is 50 years old, never married and I can see why. He struggles
with serious deep seeded abuse from this woman, but can’t see her
for what she is. An evil, selfish, sad person.

It seems time that the truth about her needs to be revealed to the
world.

Now, in regards to him… he needs to learn a lesson in a big way
too. He has a tendency to have the same characteristics as this
woman at times. He tells me half truths. He is addicted to internet
porn and he is obsessed with this woman on YouTube. In fact, he
wrote her a song and sent it to her and in the lyrics he said, "I
hope my lady doesn’t find out". (He doesn’t know that I found out!)

What can you do to make a guy like this who has wonderful qualities
and potential, realize what he has. Can you help me?
Seeking love and peace,
Jenn

Really, what are you hanging on to?
A 50 year old guy that lives with his 60/70 something old mother and
hangs onto her apron strings?
A guy that lies to you?
A guy that is addicted to internet porn?
A guy that sends songs to YouTube members?

Seriously.

Find a real man.

What could this guy possibly have that attracts you to him, other
than maybe a fat bank account.

There is NO potential here, you see him as he is and after all, he’s
50!
Too old to learn new tricks.

Your revenge is getting your life back from a mean old lady and a
wimpy old man!!
Really.
Best wishes,
The Revenge Guy