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This week, it's every body but our two most vocal hosts, so you'll have to make do with Mitch and Kate mostly blabbing on about old Archie comic series, Sonic, and the Metroid series. Despite that rather un-appetizing description, it's a great episode.

This week, Kate follows Mitch's financial advice and gets a Wii U, so expect quite a bit of Mario talk. Then, Tony and Mitch attempt to talk about the BEST SHOW EVER, and then we talk a lot about James Bond, almost exactly 100 episodes too late for a James Bond-themed banner.

This week, Matt hates things! Big surprise. But... he also likes things? ...Big surprise! ...No, that wasn't sarcasm, that was genuine. And we also talk a lot about Charlie Murder, because that's been WEEKS coming, now. And then I think we set our own record for the shortest third segment ever. Oh, and Mitch doesn't like Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One. Whoop-dee-doo.

This week, Daniel Menard of Double Stallion Games comes on to answer your (somewhat stupid) questions and talk about their kick-ass iOS title, Big Action Mega Fight! (or BAMF for short). Some laughs are had and then Mitch gets all Wonderful on everyone's asses, in 101 very different ways. Then, we talk a lot about animal penises. A LOT.

We're back like we're about to fight Professor Screweyes. A bit of a mish-mash of hosts but still: more Random Assault! Yay! Hooray! And why is it that Dave is always on after one of our milestone episodes?

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This week we have a ton to talk about since we skipped one of the more important weeks in gaming. Mitch returns to the simulated streets of Steelport, Alex makes us want to buy action figures as well as take up gardening, and Kate gives us a disappointing glipse at the future of gaming.

This week's episode is like an angry sandwich. First, Alex and Matt complain about the Penny Arcade podcast Kickstarter, then Mitch celebrates the announcement that Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney is getting released in North America, and sings the praises of both series, and then Mitch dies or something and the guys talk about the retardation that is YouTube.

Hoo boy. We have a very theater-themed episode this week. Pretty much everyone saw a different movie worth mentioning, and then Kate drops a bomb on us with some rather disgusting pictures of an abandoned porno theater. And Alex talks about Vocaloid or something. Break out your blacklights, it's about to get sticky.