It takes a whole lot of mojo for a new gadget to give me that pitter patter in my chest, the butterflies in the tummy, and the sweaty palms I associate with only the most lust worthy of gear. Today, I find myself wanting to get my wash on with this baroquely designed, deep red, gold-trimmed Samsung washing machine. I want to wash my clothes til the sun come up, baby. Washy washy, all my dirty laundry. No bleach. No fabric softener. Just straight up Tide, and the heavy load cycle. The fact that its only available in Korea makes it hotter.