Our Daily Sykes #270 – Cashup's Sunset

Near here Cashup Davis dug his own grave and instructed his children to put him in it when he was no more for this veil of tears interrupted by all-night dance parties up here nearly in the clouds. His children, however, did not obey and Cashup was instead given a big funeral and then rolled to the town's cemetery in the most elegant hearse that could be found within thirty miles . . . of where? We mean to have more quizzes.