This guy's experience working as a private detective in his 20's is more relatable than you might think; and that is to not ignore the red flag warning signs that could spare you from signing on for a job that's best off being avoided. If your gut is telling you that something isn't right, you best listen to it.

Those Roomba burglaries are no joke, man! Gotta keep the streets clean. We're just grateful that the body cam footage of the police showing up with a K-9 unit to apprehend a Roomba intruder, has surfaced. A beautiful thing really. We have the viral Twitter thread documenting the hilarious false alarm right here.

These criminals are criminally genius. But even their oversized brains weren't enough to get 'em out of getting caught (usually). Gotta send props to the raging fool who wolfed down his bank robbery note in a moment of panicked crisis. If this list got you going, check out our other one on cops biggest "oh shit" moments over here!

When somebody tells you the world is gonna roll you, you have to question whether or not you're the sharpest implement in the shed. "Bro" does not seem that sharp. We've have bad roommates and we're amazed this turned out so smoothly in favor of the revenger. Revenge is sweet.

"Congratulations, that's a felony!" Whoever said that is the real MVP of this video. As for Florida Man and his half-baked attempt to pass as a federal marshall; what a FAIL! A glorious mess of a fail indeed.