[lit-ideas] Re: VERY VERY VERY GOOD NEWS

From: "JUDITH EVANS" <judithevans1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>

To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>

Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2006 06:01:40 -0000

Niamh's a lovely name! and so's Ondine.
(So long as you're sure she's an MLL!!)
Judy
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From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2006 5:42 AM
Subject: [lit-ideas] VERY VERY VERY GOOD NEWS
> Today a new Marxist-Leftist-Liberal entered the world. My daughter
Ondine,
> the baby of the family, gave birth to her own baby, a girl -- source of
even
> more Marxist-Leftist-Liberals!!!! Might as well surrender now, Lawrence.
> But even if you don't, you're invited to share in my joy. They have
decided
> to call her Niamh. Unfamiliar with the word, look here:
>
> NIAMH (pronounced Neeve): a Celtic word, means "brightness." From Irish
> mythology, Niamh of the Golden Hair, from the Land of Youth, where no one
> ever grows old.
>
>
> Oh, that poor child! Well, it should help her develop patience.
>
> Actually, she wasn't born, she was plucked. The kid just didn't want to
> leave her warm womb room, so by God, after 15 hours of labor, the powers
> that be just went in there and pulled her out kicking and screaming. The
> description of the C-section by my son-in-law who was in the room was not
> pretty. Not one little bit. Thank you, God, for making me male. Thank
> you, thank you, thank you. I'll take an occasional kick in the nuts to
> birthing children any day of the week.
>
> A toast to Niamh:
>
> Through the throat of a thrush
> the Spirit sings
> Celebrate!
> Life is not what you make of it.
> Life
> is how you partake of it.
>
> Here's looking at you, kid.
>
> Mike Geary
>
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