Adopt A Terrorist !

A female Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the
government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents
(terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System
facilities.

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of
treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian
Forces - who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like
yourself; we are creating a new Department here at the Department of
National Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for
Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. For short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided
to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for
transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto
next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your
letter of complaint.

It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.
We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of
care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend
in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem " will
help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural
differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counselling, home schooling and a
daily copy of The Toronto Star.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your
next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from
common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked
up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except
sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.

This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known
to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the
new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka
over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his
culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man.

Who cares it needs to be done. After the first three or four I think it will come to an end. Bloody but effective. When a liberal starts their crap knock them on their ass when they finally fight back they will be a republican.

When I moved to the south I just didn't bring my things . By the grace of GOD he brought my soul!!"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-- Thomas JeffersonPT 1911,pt 24/7 45 C DS, M-85

I want one! I want one! I want Abdul Khalil bin Snorin el Shitheel Snoop Hussein bin Mohammed. We'll just call hom Moe for short. Teach him how to be a Range Gopher. Hey, Moe, go change out the target for the love of Allah.

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.

My old sig lines were trivial, this one is true.
I MISS RONALD REAGAN!

God, Guts, and Guns made this country the great place it is today.
No matter what some people say.
And it seems all 3 of these things are what the libtards want to get rid of.
But not if I got anything to do with it!

Haha, bet if a libtard had actually received that letter from a real official, they would have soiled themselves, Then ran (poo loaded) all the way to the nearest airport and left the country..(Ok maybe that result is stretching reality a bit, but we can only hope thats what would happen..)

Who cares it needs to be done. After the first three or four I think it will come to an end. Bloody but effective. When a liberal starts their crap knock them on their ass when they finally fight back they will be a republican.