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Leave your answer in the comments box, and you might find yourself in a future issue of RedEye. 1. Carlos Boozer wants to “quiet the haters.” How can he do that? 2. Who else deserves a rule named after them a la “The Derrick Rose Rule”? 3. Greg Maddux leaving the Cubs twice is like … 4. Why is Jay Cutler interacting with @jaycutlerthumb on Twitter? 5. If Mike Martz wants to coach football at Arizona St. … Follow @redeyesportsguy for daily details about Five on Five openings.

Leave your answer in the comments box, and you might find yourself in a future issue of RedEye. 1. Carlos Boozer wants to “quiet the haters.” How can he do that? 2. Who else deserves a rule named after them a la “The Derrick Rose Rule”? 3. Greg Maddux leaving the Cubs twice is like … 4. Why is Jay Cutler interacting with @jaycutlerthumb on Twitter? 5. If Mike Martz wants to coach football at Arizona St. … Follow @redeyesportsguy for daily details about Five on Five openings.

CANTON, OHIO - 2027 I was telling everyone I would just get up here and say thanks, but there are too many people to mention. First, thank you to Arizona, Detroit, Oakland, Miami, Carolina, Hartford and San Francisco for not believing in me. Without you being so incredibly stupid, I never would have ended up in the greatest city in the world. Thank you to that one quarterback, Jay Butler or whatever, for always getting hurt. Without you, I would never be here. Thanks to Alshon Jeffery.