tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post3472450110210822021..comments2018-11-19T17:24:57.145-07:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: This is Why I'll Never be an AdultAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger848125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73243607992568454512010-08-26T08:46:51.807-06:002010-08-26T08:46:51.807-06:00Wow, there sure are a lot of us out there. Nice to...Wow, there sure are a lot of us out there. Nice to know I&#39;m not alone, seriously. And re:banking...that&#39;s why I got married. Just be productive enough to fall in love and get someone else to do it for you:) It actually works for shopping and bill paying too.Lisa Aschenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839094192022574920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-81623648169782070242010-08-26T07:52:24.546-06:002010-08-26T07:52:24.546-06:00I do this ALL THE TIME! one minute, i&#39;ll be al...I do this ALL THE TIME! one minute, i&#39;ll be all &quot;I need to grow up&quot;, then the next minute, i&#39;ll be asleep cuz skool sucksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-57392190744207929652010-08-26T05:42:38.901-06:002010-08-26T05:42:38.901-06:00Too bad you use a fegget computer.Too bad you use a fegget computer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27168502844530608142010-08-25T19:45:05.312-06:002010-08-25T19:45:05.312-06:00Found you from Oatmeal
This is utter genius.Found you from Oatmeal<br /><br />This is utter genius.Timbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07929933758766018016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-7911934351980073232010-08-25T13:54:23.180-06:002010-08-25T13:54:23.180-06:00ahahahaha. I just saw the link from The Oatmeal h...ahahahaha. I just saw the link from The Oatmeal here and (even though I read your blog, like, religiously) I still had to re-read this post. So. Awesome.allsortsofawesomehttp://allsortsofawesome.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-601256590192081312010-08-25T13:26:38.297-06:002010-08-25T13:26:38.297-06:00I need this on a poster. I&#39;m serious.I need this on a poster. I&#39;m serious.Amberhttp://www.buttonsarentoys.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-86138193953553419012010-08-25T12:48:17.082-06:002010-08-25T12:48:17.082-06:00Did you see this:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/wor...Did you see this:<br />http://theoatmeal.com/comics/working_home<br /><br />The Oatmeal credited you for one of the scenes.Nathaniel Hoffelderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857088642054359340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-90098656287680234642010-08-25T11:54:18.688-06:002010-08-25T11:54:18.688-06:00I&#39;m not alone in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I&#39;m not alone in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67123069039213156042010-08-24T14:28:16.413-06:002010-08-24T14:28:16.413-06:00Oh. My. God! When did I give you permission to lo...Oh. My. God! When did I give you permission to look inside my brain and share my life!?!?! I&#39;m now on day six of avoiding returning a call to my aunt, and the doctor&#39;s office just called - as I typed this! - for the third time in a couple of months to schedule my annual. I&#39;m deep in the &quot;guilt&quot; phase of the former and very close to the &quot;why remind her now?&quot; phase. The doc? Eh! I pay her, I&#39;ll go when I damned well please! Seriously, you&#39;re description was so dead on it was scary. At first. Then I felt a deep calm wash over me that I am NOT ALONE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-88263644009515174162010-08-24T12:33:32.042-06:002010-08-24T12:33:32.042-06:00Completely and utterly hilarious! This made my day...Completely and utterly hilarious! This made my day.Courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08813327709910426883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-13401835748677992882010-08-24T08:58:44.102-06:002010-08-24T08:58:44.102-06:00Yep, this is my life. &#39;Cept I&#39;ve got 4 kid...Yep, this is my life. &#39;Cept I&#39;ve got 4 kids to not be an adult with. God help them.my4kidsmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12896674952405356652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-53737137877882824992010-08-24T06:47:06.687-06:002010-08-24T06:47:06.687-06:00It&#39;s never too late to have a happy childhood!...It&#39;s never too late to have a happy childhood! Adulthood is over-rated as a precursor to &quot;expiring&quot;. What if I come in a package that doesn&#39;t have an expiration date?brokenbrillianthttp://brokenbrilliant.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-62540965819143800992010-08-23T22:28:51.390-06:002010-08-23T22:28:51.390-06:00The words ring true but those illustrations had me...The words ring true but those illustrations had me rolling. Love it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-43582445088490447232010-08-23T06:57:43.389-06:002010-08-23T06:57:43.389-06:00Hi Allie
I seen a lady at my son&#39;s football pr...Hi Allie<br />I seen a lady at my son&#39;s football practice that reminded me of this post. I guess it&#39;s a little weird that I was watching her for so long but whatever. Anyway, she pulled up to the fields, her son jumped out of the minivan, then she opened the trunk and pulled out a running stroller. She then plopped her little baby in it. Something about how she walked to the trails next to the fields was so funny. It was like she was saying &#39;I&#39;m going to run while my kid is practicing football because I&#39;m a mother fucking adult.&#39; She was all decked out in running gear from head to toe, all looked perfect and brand new. I had to laugh. I thought &#39;omg...what an idiot&#39;. So wrong. So funny. <br />Love your blog,<br />JenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-39354637959818971422010-08-22T19:01:04.030-06:002010-08-22T19:01:04.030-06:00OMG I HAD NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE LIKE THIS. ...OMG I HAD NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE LIKE THIS. I feel so much better now about my cycle of dooooom!Anyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-63047550121560018742010-08-22T16:40:28.965-06:002010-08-22T16:40:28.965-06:00Mind -&gt; blown.
I have this always, though i hop...Mind -&gt; blown.<br />I have this always, though i hope i get sick of myself and change.<br /><br />Love the site keep it up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-11543980630554228222010-08-22T13:59:09.296-06:002010-08-22T13:59:09.296-06:00Dear Allie, I loved your comic and would like to s...Dear Allie, I loved your comic and would like to share a possible cure: try reading Sink Reflections by Marla Cilley (aka flylady.com)who is so there for all of us who weren&#39;t Born Organized and are always somewhere between Guilt and Self-Loathing. You&#39;re not behind -- jump in where you are! GardmawmGardmwmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35340322515750073672010-07-01T12:07:58.306-06:002010-07-01T12:07:58.306-06:00I find myself living out this internet fantacy not...I find myself living out this internet fantacy not only on my own time but also when others pay me to do it! <br /><br />www.sorryigotdrunkand.comAdministratorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07545853544970058084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35831417284259800862010-07-01T11:28:00.531-06:002010-07-01T11:28:00.531-06:00This is too fantastic, and all too familiar. Than...This is too fantastic, and all too familiar. Thanks for the awesomeness!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17010519447175690325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-5531888510307472832010-07-01T10:11:30.358-06:002010-07-01T10:11:30.358-06:00OH MY GOD I&#39;M A MORON!
I&#39;m sorry, lady. Pr...OH MY GOD I&#39;M A MORON!<br />I&#39;m sorry, lady. Problem averted. I didn&#39;t realize there were 45676 <i>pages</i> of comments and I was just looking on the wrong one. So...yeah. I&#39;ll just get back to my coloring book now.<br />;)Stormy Cruzhttp://www.InsolenceIsBliss.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73775263098819712422010-07-01T10:08:17.562-06:002010-07-01T10:08:17.562-06:00Allie!
I thought it was a fluke the first time it ...Allie!<br />I thought it was a fluke the first time it happened, but I definitely left a comment on this when you first posted it and it seems to have been sucked into internet oblivion. It&#39;s happened a couple times now. <br />Perhaps Hyperbole and a Half is just becoming so intensely popular it can&#39;t take the pressure?<br />Anyway, just thought I&#39;d give you a heads up. Hope all is well, chica!<br />&lt;3,<br />StormyStormy Cruzhttp://www.InsolenceIsBliss.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75739068691632527532010-07-01T09:42:33.599-06:002010-07-01T09:42:33.599-06:00I just found this blog, and let me say, you rock a...I just found this blog, and let me say, you rock and then simultaneously kick all of the asses that were left un-kicked by your rocking. Also being an adult is overrated. As is cleaning.Orrinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10093845906802282116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-44898033943643264132010-07-01T08:53:42.147-06:002010-07-01T08:53:42.147-06:00@Jess:
&quot;(I came up with an epic idea the oth...@Jess:<br /><br />&quot;(I came up with an epic idea the other day, where you tape a knife to a snake&#39;s head, and then train it to slither around and stab people. I thought it would probably work better if you had a jumping snake, because then it could do more than just highly poisoned ankle wounds.)&quot;<br /><br />We&#39;re almost there:<br />http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/15/633596636995548540-NaturalSelection.jpgBryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08503006195657795786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-17059903291707795442010-07-01T08:53:31.879-06:002010-07-01T08:53:31.879-06:00Allie. In the past two weeks I found your blog and...Allie. In the past two weeks I found your blog and quickly fell in love. Within a week I had read your entire archives. I bought your &quot;I care about this Alot&quot; shirt and showed your blog to three entire friends who now think my shirt is the funniest thing ever. We constantly quote &quot;Ah ahm ah spahgahttah nahdle&quot; at each other. We are like horribly annoying fangirls, and the subject of our fandom is you and your blog. Just last week I was reading sections of your blog in which you updated 2, 3, or more times a week. Why, now, when I&#39;ve run out of Allie-fueled joy, do you choose not to update for two entire weeks? My F5 key is going to be worn out before you make another post at this rate. Please don&#39;t abandon me when I&#39;ve just discovered my love for you.<br /><br />Am I creepy yet?Christel Warrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14754438144388416594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-58154740280372700892010-07-01T08:51:13.512-06:002010-07-01T08:51:13.512-06:00No, you know why you&#39;ll never be an adult? Bec...No, you know why you&#39;ll never be an adult? Because you are SELFISH. There. I said it. Could there possibly be any other explanation for the fact that it is now Thursday, and you have failed to throw your adoring readers any fresh meat for an entire week? I didn&#39;t think so. If you think the crushing experience of Winning the Internet is terrible, <i>imagine</i> the crushing experience of just having discovered this blog, being high on humor for several boring workdays of reading through archives, and then <i>running out</i>. Abruptly. No comparison.<br /><br />So get over yourself, and throw us a post, for god&#39;s sake.<br /><br />P.S. Also, if you&#39;re even considering responding to the vast amounts of e-mails you&#39;re getting, I&#39;ll give you a hint from the adult world (I&#39;m a spy there, sometimes): be a little hard to get. &quot;Real people&quot; have assistants whose only job is to stave off the masses, most of whom don&#39;t expect any contact anyway. Be your own assistant and just cold start ignorin&#39; people. Except commenters, of course - must read the comments.Joyfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17743613089192468334noreply@blogger.com