Like I was sooo into The Little Mermaid that I made everyone call me Ariel then I realized that she was 16 (!!) when she ran away and got married. Like, you are a chiiiild.

I couldn't deal with Cinderella. I never got why she didn't just...leave?

And I also couldn't deal with Snow White and her dumb a55 for many reasons. Like just going into some strange house and being like Oh Okay! when it's 7 strange men? Ugh I could never sit through that movie.

I can't even begin to tell you how excited I was when my parents got me Grimm's version of the fairy tales. Death! Bloody death!

Originally Posted by annabananalise

those were the first fairy tales i ever read! they are so awesome! then disney came along and ruined everything! little girls running off with men they hardly know. little girls living with men that dont know. little girls being abused by evil step others. little girls being kidnapped by giant beast. i'm seeing a theme here disney. why little girls being abuse all the time!?! likes sucks for the littel girls until some old man comes along and saves them? really? disney is evil!

Despite panicking and stopping by work today to make sure that I'm not scheduled tonight like usual, I still feel like I'm going to get a call any minute with someone on the other line saying "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

I haven't had a Tuesday night off in months... This is weird... What do I do?!

Despite panicking and stopping by work today to make sure that I'm not scheduled tonight like usual, I still feel like I'm going to get a call any minute with someone on the other line saying "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

I haven't had a Tuesday night off in months... This is weird... What do I do?!

I'd really like to know how Humpy Leg Neighbor gets her money. She doesn't work, she claims she's too ill. But she's not on disability.

I probably wouldn't care if she didn't claim poverty. She claims poverty and yet:
1) Is staying in her apartment when our landlord just raised her rent to $1700 a month.
2) Bought her Subaru outback with cash because she doesn't believe in car payments.
3) Just paid 4500 dollars to the Nigerian doctor for more herbs. (which I call Nigerian toilet water because I picture a bunch of Nigerian teenagers pretending to be her "so knowledgeable, kind, caring Dr. Ibrahim" whilst scooping water out of a toilet and mailing it to her for $4500.

Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang

Despite panicking and stopping by work today to make sure that I'm not scheduled tonight like usual, I still feel like I'm going to get a call any minute with someone on the other line saying "WHERE ARE YOU?!"

I haven't had a Tuesday night off in months... This is weird... What do I do?!

Originally Posted by SCG

EAT PIZZA.

Originally Posted by murrrcat

DUH! Why didn't I think of that?

All of this jean talk makes me want to go on a shopping spree. I need new jeans BAD. None of mine fit correctly in the waist. I hate them.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey

I'm interrupting this thread to inform you all that my period started.

And I'm in pain now.

Carry on.

Originally Posted by annabananalise

HOLY CRAP!! are you serious? mine did too!!

i just popped some pain reliever and iron pills.

sidenote: its killin gme how so many of y'all had the hots for simba. he's a lion! a lion!

Originally Posted by thelio

Yupppp I started just before lunch. Then the cramps started during lunch blech. So I took some extra strength tylenol and now I'm buckled down til I can get home and watch scandal lol (I'm so behind but fitz just got shot and I'm the suspense!). Twinsies! Lol

TRBL, I was thinking it might be the angle of the picture or something, but those back pockets make your butt look like it's down on the back of your thigh.

Originally Posted by spring1onu

Yes. That's a more accurate description. And we know her butt isn't like that.

Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

Her figure is way too cute for such low pockets.

Okay, so Levi's are right out.. I don't need a smooshed heiney. It's not as perky as I'd like anyway, don't need to make it worse.

(and I'm terrible at taking pictures in a dressing room, those were the best I had, and they are way to dark & blurry)

Originally Posted by TRBL

I am pretty sure taking pictures in a dressing room is the most difficult thing ever. I tried sending some to Mr. Spring once because I didn't want to come out (which is clue #1 I shouldn't even consider the item if I don't want to come out in it, but I'm shy and hate parading around) and gave up. HORRID.

Cupcakes do nothing for me, am I still allowed to be here?

Originally Posted by TRBL

I was indifferent (I just like dessert) until I had the Irish Car bomb the other day. It changed my life. come to the dark side.

I didn't just eat all the icing this time, I licked the wrapper

Originally Posted by scrills

i make irish carbomb cupcakes and cakes. thats my number one saler at work. every week someone wants one or 6 or 12!

Originally Posted by thelio

Our local cupcakery had one called the Irish Car Bomb and they had to change the name of it because people complained.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dogI've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.