This is more for the ladies.. but guys.. u can appreciate the last few points.

“Fashion” today. What. The. Fuck. I have searched high and low, in many, many stores, even in different states, and it’s all the same crap. I am not a peasant woman,﻿im not 15 needing an 80s tie at the bottom, ﻿and I sure as hell am not paying full price for half of a shirt that only goes down to my rib cage.

And what is with all the preggo looking shirts? I understand America is obese as a whole, but I have nothing to hide, so I would like a top that does not flap around over my midsection like a hookers vagina lips. And these poncho-like cape things. Who the hell ever said these are necessary. Am I flying somewhere and am in need of wings? Am I on a field trip to the Maid of the Mist and need precipitation coverage? Also, I’m pretty sure vests are not “in”.. especially for women… sooo let’s add a collar and make it a button down and see if that works. Why.

And what’s more depressing, is that every store, has the same. exact. crap. Whatever happened to the days where each store had its own style? When you had at least one store you could rely on to always have something you knew you would like. Now, it’s like all the stores went got scared and conformed to the latest stupid ass style fads. Im sorry (not really).. but I refuse to stop at stores that stupid enough to follow the shitty fashion sense of a kardashiskank and cannot think for themselves enough to realize this stuff is ugly, heinous, and needs to be burned.

Newsflash girls, GUYS DO NOT THINK THIS SHIT IS HOTT. Realistically, guys don’t think much at all when it comes to fashion, as long as you look kinda slutty, but not in an obvious way. I don’t know why girls have to try so damn hard to get the latest stuff and be obsessed with fads when, A. they will be gone in a month. B. the guys you are trying to impress DO NOT KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE. And C. if it’s really just other women you are trying to impress (and let’s face it, it is), get the fuck over yourself and concern yourself with something that actually matters… like getting new friends that are not materialistic and shallow.

Ps…. Ladies… wearing a shirt with the Pocahontas cut fringe shit at the bottom does NOT camouflage your huge ass muffin top, and the fact that you cannot pull that off. Plus it just looks stupid. If you are not 12 or constantly in need of things to tie other things with, you should never wear this.