Dragon Age 3 Announcement: A Parody

Note: This is not at all a real announcement. This is something I wrote up as a disgruntled former fan of BioWare and their games. I don’t actually hate executive producer Mark Darrah. I’m sure he’s a nice guy who is doing his best however he made the announcement so he is my stooge for this. Again, this is not the actual Dragon Age 3 announcement.