Today’s deeply embarrassing arrest comes from a Spencer’s store in Florida, where a 19-year-old was collared for trying to steal a $16.99 “super sucker” sex toy.

Alexander Marcelino Perez was charged yesterday with misdemeanor theft after he allegedly went to the Bradenton gift store and asked for a job application. While inside the business, Perez took the “adult pleasure device” from its packaging and placed it in his pants pocket, according to a sheriff’s report.

Perez, pictured in the above mug shot, was detained after a loss prevention officer watched as he tried to leave Spencer’s. Perez is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $120 bond.

The “Super Sucker,” seen at left, is manufactured by the Doc Johnson sex toy company, which describes the device as “the masturbator with a real-mouth sensation!” The firm adds, “Our Super Sucker is ideal for guys that need extra stimulation to satisfy their cravings.”