I saw the goddamn shrew running across my driveway, so I grabbed my electrified tennis racket (used for flies/mosquitoes), and ran after it. Somehow I was able to get the racket on top, and I zapped the shit out of it. Then I grabbed my break-barrel pellet gun, and relieved it of its head.

btw, this is stern related because I was listening to the show yesterday while I was clearing some brush in the woods. Saw a good sized snake and was thinking that if I wasn't such a pussy, I would try to chop it in half. I had a shovel but as I approached it it started to move and I got scared and let it slither away.

I saw the goddamn shrew running across my driveway, so I grabbed my electrified tennis racket (used for flies/mosquitoes), and ran after it. Somehow I was able to get the racket on top, and I zapped the shit out of it. Then I grabbed my break-barrel pellet gun, and relieved it of its head.

One of Bear Grylls' producers was bit by a fer de lance (one of the world's deadliest snakes) in Costa Rica about 2 months ago. I'm pretty sure that the line near his ankle was the point of no return for amputation. He didn't lose the foot, but damn if shit didn't get gnarly. (Pics not for the squeamish.)