Wednesday, July 25, 2007

"I'm Lord Jaders on the Loose...You'rrre all seein my caboose... Toy feverrrs get me fussy, Brrreak Dancin like a Hussy! Wwhhhoooop Therrre It Is!!!" Lord Jaders on the Loose can be visited athttp://lordjaders.blogspot.com

I love to do the Full Monty on Mom's lap. It's a very soft and squishy place to do it. Here's my Full Monty onna Lap with a Twist. If you try this at home, make sure you do not fall off the lap while performing your Full Monty onna Lap. That's very embarassing and makes the human laugh at you.

Special tip: If you fall off the lap and the human laughs, look very, very pitiful and maybe you'll get some treats!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Its important to do the Full Monty on a balcony, where you can do a slight twist to do a regal paw wave to your adoring subjects below while keeping your nose in the air and not looking at them directly.

The Monty Q is an excellent way to cool a royal tummy in the emerald green grass of your subjects. Keeping your regal presence is as important as in the Full Monty, so make sure that nose is in the air, and again, avoid eye contact.

Kittens must be taught the full Monty. They aren't born with this skill, even a royal meezer. Using interactive toys is a great way to teach the important aspects of the position. Here I use my favorite orange feather toy to teach attention-deficit disordered Kavan the intricacies of the pose. He is catching on pretty quick!

This is what a Full Monty looks like when yer on a full nip ride! Dude - it's hard to git yer legs over (if you can even feel them after that much nip)! Just a side note...you gots to hold yer tongue just right fer the desired effect.

Here are both of my submissions. I lie like this A LOT. Like....constantly. I have so many examples it was hard to choose. In the end I guess these are the best examples of my stance.(You can click to biggify if you want. Oh, and while I'm not submitting this one, you might want to look anyway ;) Censored

This is me showing my daddy how to do the Full Monty. He was so appreciative, he gave me a niiiiiice head scratch. You can see me bracing my paw against the couch for a good daddy head scratch. You can find me over at Mr. Hendrix the Kitty.

3. My back paw is locked and loaded for a bunny kick. You will get a full kick if you try to pet my oh, so, cute tummy. Unless you are mine mombean. She can rub and kiss the ol' tum-tum any time she wants. That's why she's the mombean. Also, if you comment on my little pooch (all, right, flab. There. Happy now?) I'll get up and just walk away and you can kiss my spot #13.

You can visit me and see more pictures and adventures at my blog BeezerSong.

We thought we'd have access to lots of old photos of our Tubbo Walter doing the full, but the computer doctor couldn't get old stuff off the iMac today. This is one of our favorite photos EVER of him, but we only have a tiny copy, so you don't get the full effect. But we're posting it anyway, because we have never met a cat who assumed that position more often and more willingly, for so long! He could sleep like this for hours, even, and preferably, upside down on Mosaic Lady's lap while she watched tee vee. Mosaic Cats