The Gnomies Muscle Tank Features an Unlikely Cast

This gnome shirt by Kid Dangerous reminds us that Gnomies are "for life."

Garden gnomes are perhaps not the sexiest thing to put on a shirt; in fact, they're more likely to adorn the lawn of a German home than appear on a women's muscle tank, but here we are. In a playful attempt to be subversive, Kid Dangerous featured a slew of "hipster" gnomes across the front of this shirt. For those who are unfamiliar, the Hipster gnome is a bearded dude who wears skinny jeans, rides a bike and wears a conical hat in an effort to avoid the dreaded horrors of the "mainstream."

If you want to mix up the contents of your wardrobe, definitely consider investing in this kitschy, comical gnome shirt by Kid Dangerous.