Uh oh. Folks the results are in and the news is not good. Hindu biopsy taken from colonoscopy by Snouty Gandu Ganesh the Elephant-man indicates HIV AIDS due bacha baazi [banging underage boys] like his leader Gandhi.... The mahatma of pedophiles. We are readying the pyre for him. To save environment we shall use cow dung pancakes rather than wood.

Hinddoou a ss is very flexible and big as most have been pounded since they were kids [Gandos]. Not to worry though as we also have jars of petroleum jelly ready for smooth penetration of Lord Gandu Ganesh's snout in hindu gand [a ss].

LONDON: India continues to be the country with the highest number of people (1.1 billion) defecating in the open. Nearly 1.5 billion people worldwide defecate in the open and 82% of them live in just 10 countries, says a report jointly prepared by the WHO and the Unicef. Nigeria is close second to India.

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