eMpTy Minds Radio #434 (05-10-2019)

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YOUR HOSTS: TOM & PAULIEYOUR GNUs MAN GARRYYOUR SPECIAL GUEST JOSH

“And in the evening when you_fade away. The same thing _happens every single day. _‘Cause when your dreams come_true, they pretty soon decay._There’s nothing you can do to_change your mind. You’re dis-_appearing or you’re going _blind. And when you’re gone,_there won’t be anything be-_hind except a skull, a suit-_case and a long red bottle of_wine. A skull, a suitcase and a_long red bottle of wine. You’re_disappearing in a purple fog. It’s_a machine and you’re its faith-_ful cog. You love your woman,_but you just don’t love her dog._Which means you get a skull, a_suitcase and a long red bottle_of wine. A skull, a suitcase and_a long red bottle of wine.“EM NEWS– Marmot Kidney Is Complete Success– Choking Your Way To Heaven– Octopus Gives Life To Shame Blogger– And a whole lot more

MENTALTAINMENT
– Village Gets New Ratings Chief
– Still Must See– Duffers, Martin, McLean– The Ticker Flashback– Birthdays, What We Watched + tons more

ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso goes behind enemy lines– An all new Top Ten List– We chat with special guest Josh
– A bizarre round of Random Assortment of Shit Quiz
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits– So much more, your head will spin!