wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

A chavvy little cunt who gets caught in granny brothels and then attacks passers by. Also known to swear and scream until the ref gives him his nappy back.
Can be found in any shithole area of Liverscum or Manure.

A little brat who got owned in the world cup by his own teammate for beeing such a fucking asshole.

Wayne rooney: Holly shit mother fucker son of a bitch you fucking stupid bastard.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Hey ref!
Ref: Red card, get the fuck out of here
Wayne rooney: (crying) cristiano we are over no more free sex in manchester united showers

Overpaid arrogant wanker who has the tendancy to complain when the average working-class England fans rightly boo and his team off after a poor performance. These fans paid good money to see their team perform well and haven't got their money's worth. Wayne probably wipes his arse on several £50 notes which shows his arrogance.

"Nice to see your own fans booing you. If that's what loyal support is ... for fuck's sake." yeah, fuck off Wayne Rooney!