b It wasn't a wisecrack. I just like to joke about it,even though it's not funny at all. I AM an alchoholic, and drinking quit being "fun" a long time ago, but a good sense of humor helps wonders. A toast to those who CAN drink-I'll stick to blood for now on(hehehehe)

One of the things I learned during my first thirteen months & three days of sobriety, was that my drinking wasn't really the problem. Of course, the four month bender that followed this discovery taught me that it wasn't the solution, eiither. For me, drinking was just one component to a much larger problem. I quit keeping score after that, because I realized that I was simply counting days, not recovering.

Let's just hope that it is a train moving a shipment of rope. Then the terrorists are really in for it. Think "Home Alone," but with less screaming and more use of rope (suspended weights, triplines, snares).

You could turn this into a movie, you know.

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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

lilcerberus-Thats why I have to go to rehab-to try and figure out what my problem is.I don't have a problem drinking-hell, I'm GOOD at that,I have a problem when I'm NOT drinking.I just havn't figgered out what it is yet.I did learn how to upload my own avatar,though.Hey,Peter-is your computer dirty inside.One of my wifey's freinds blew all the dust and crap out of ours, and it worked MUCH better.

I've been teaching myself a few things lately. I've been making/selling jewelry (mostly earrings) for almost a year, and at this point I've only spent about twice as much money on supplies as I've made selling stuff. Is that a good business model or what?

I've also been taking massage therapy classes (anybody want to get nearly naked and have a fat, hairy old man rub 'em down with oil? ) in order to give myself a portable career and finally move someplace that doesn't feel like the deepest pit of hell all summer (Mid-November - still 80 degrees Farenheit outside, and that's actually cooler than yesterday).

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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

As for brewing my own beer, its something I find interesting (Same with mead and home hard cider). But one of the foundations of my marriage is that I don't do anything hobbyish that is a) foul smelling b) would explode or c) involve home sausage making. In the interest of pace in the home I decided to abide by this. My one attempt at home coffee roasting was embarassing enough. If you try this, DO IT OUTSIDE. -Ed

I bought a big book and started teaching myself HTML. So far, so good.

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Shadowwww.bmoviegraveyard.comThe FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

I have ADHD & Asperger's, so I never really *learn* anything, I just sorta pick up on it sooner or later. One of the things that I haven't picked up on yet, is that I'm one of those kindsa' folks who never learn.

I've been trying to re-teach myself how to write music. I used to play piano back in the day, but that was in my early teens, so I've been revisiting styles lately. Over the last two or so years I've been on and off attempting to learn how to use a music program known as Fruityloops and have only recently started to get the vague hang of it. Sure, the sounds are more like 8 bit video game soundtracks, but it's fun to play around with if you sample the right thing!

Here are a couple of examples that I just recently uploaded.

The first uses some quotes from here actually, plus some I've gathered from elsewhere: It's called "The Tingler" and was my attempt at a bit of a B-movie/Vincent Price tribute. It's almost a a year and a half old though. I'm sure you'll figure out some of the lines [since it's not hard to guess.] As another fun fact, part of the backing track is from a Hammer Horror soundtrack [I think, it's been a while so I can't remember which one] I think it's from one of the ones with Frankenstien, Dracula and the Wolfman all in one [House of Frankenstien?] But I could be wrong...

I don't like to seem like a nitpicker,but Hammer didn't make those old monster rally movies (ie.HOUSE of FRANKENSTIEN,HOUSE of DRACULA) ,Universal did.I'm kinda an old classic B/W horror-scifi movie geek.Sorry. I'll go away now....(mumble...mumble...young kids nowadays....)

I don't like to seem like a nitpicker,but Hammer didn't make those old monster rally movies (ie.HOUSE of FRANKENSTIEN,HOUSE of DRACULA) ,Universal did.I'm kinda an old classic B/W horror-scifi movie geek.Sorry. I'll go away now....(mumble...mumble...young kids nowadays....)

Oh I get them mixed up all the time. All I know is that I had a "Best Of Hammer Horror" Soundtrack CD, House Of Frankenstien [I think] and another I keep forgetting the name of [can't find it right now to check, I have too much crap lying around] and some of the backing was from one of them, though I can't remember which one...

I'm trying to learn nunchucks, ever since seeing Deadbeat at Dawn they've intrigued me, it's also a good workout. I'm trying to also learn how to make songs using nothing but guitar taps (simliar to bands like Hella and Don Caballero), it's pretty hard.