Thanks to Adrianne Ross for help on the Goblin Chorus.
Thanks to Alex Duddy for vocal layering in Goblins Ahoy and vocals in
Goblin Christmas Armageddon Parts I and II.
Thanks to Paulina Dao and Will Price for vocal layers that didn’t end up getting used.

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What happens when you put a bunch of bloodthirsty, music-loving goblins together? Well, a lot of disembowelment, but also a
lot of catchy tunes. Formed six millennia ago, and practicing only every other leap year on a full moon, the band has perfected their brand of crushing goblin music....more

All will die!
Scream at the sky!
Bleeding on the battlefield, carcasses lie!

[chorus]
Running defeated, they never look back.
Mankind dies in the abyss of winter.
Armies of goblins flank their attacks,
Losing ground, shields turned to splinters.

Goblins away! Longing to crush them, to make them pay!
Screaming in rage on the dirt and the clay!
Slashing with glee! Pounding in faces and smashing their knees!
Sinister art form of human debris!
Horrible sound! Crunching of bone and twisting around!
Enemies cry and wish they had drowned!
All of them perish, hot blood on the ground!

Gossammer nightmares to poison the mind,
The spear and the ax to help them to find,
That magical feeling of terror we like.
Killed in disgrace, impaled on a spike.

Columns of goblins, shredding them all.
Hope is lost for the weakened mortals!
Caustic smiles bring a funeral pall,
Clouds closing in on the dark horizon.

Track Name: Goblin Island

GOBLIN ISLAND

They came from the dark…
They came for flesh…
They came from space…

GOBLINS!

Through the streets, the goblins marched,
Thirsty for blood, throats were parched.
Killing the old, enslaving the young,
Eating our flesh with forked tongues.
They sailed away on a ship of doom…
The hold below a gory tomb.
Prisoners of war!
Held with no mercy!

They came from a land beyond our world,
An evil portal of goblins unfurled!
Capturing slaves and raping the land,
They came from a place that was covered in sand!
They came to earth with murderous thoughts:
From a magical island holocaust!
What was this place? and why was it there?
Goblins are crawling out of their lairs!

Goblin island; the place where goblins are born!
Island of goblins; where humans are treated with scorn!
A magical island in outer space,
The filthy home of the goblin race!

I sing my woeful tale about the fate of man
And the goblins rise to power; destroying everything.

They rape us, they kill us,
And then they consume our souls,
We fill their gut, build their huts.
Forced to worship their lord.

Human remains in a goblin crypt,
Bodies skinned and clothing stripped!
Filling the earth with stinking rot,
Boiling the brains in a giant pot!

The feast begins; the island rejoices
So many parts, so many choices!
What should I eat?
Humans for supper!

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Track Name: Goblins Ahoy!

GOBLINS AHOY!

"Arrr...A pirate, a goblin, and a priest walk into a bar..."
"A goblin! A goblin!"
"I know! I'm getting to the part with the goblins!"
"No no! No, captain! Re-...GOBLINS!"
"SURPRISE!!!!"
"Shiver me timbers!"

A cryptic shadow on the horizon:
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen.
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave,
Could this be the magical treasure they crave?

"And as the pirates sailed onwards, towards certain doom,
all they could think about was how wonderful it would be to
pillage an uncharted island, for they had found an ancient map,
buried deep within the sands of the grave. the map read 'Goblin Island'"

Out of the dark, the goblins march
One by one, through the goblin arch
Ready to kill the sleeping foes
To pluck off every one of their toes

The slaughter begins, the mayhem unthinkable
Pirate blood is especially drinkable
Let's make jewelery out of their bones
And break their jaws with tiny stones

Looting and pillaging cut short by death
The cold embrace of a goblins breath
Broken in half and stuffed into a chest
By furious goblins with no need to rest

Ripping and tearing, shredding the bastards
Pirates are fast, but goblins are faster
Bandits now slaves to ferocious green masters
What once was a voyage is now a disaster!

Track Name: Goblins Are Better Than Trolls

GOBLINS ARE BETTER THAN TROLLS

Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!

Goblins are better than trolls!
Yeah they're better than trolls...
Goblins will rip out your soul!
Yeah they'll rip out your soul...
Goblins are better than trolls!
Yeah they're better than trolls...
Goblins impale you with poles!
Yeah they'll stab you with poles!

Goblins really hate trolls!
Yeah they fucking hate trolls!
Goblins will cook you whole!
They'll bake you into a roll!
Goblins really hate trolls!
And they also hate gnolls!
Goblins come out of a hole!
And they sear you with coal!

They'll tear out your spleen and eat it raw
Carve out your heart with filthy claws
Scoop out your brains with wooden spoons
Blast your slimy carcass to the moon!

ARCTURUS TIME!

The trolls run through the forests of doom
Goblins are coming for blood and skin and balls!

The goblin king in gleaming armor,
Stands above the rows of warriors.
They all wait for quiet signal,
KILL THE LOWLY FUCKING HUMANS.

[chorus]
Storming the royal halls of men,
The goblins kill them once again,
And when his mighty scepter swings,
Man dies at the hand of the goblin king!

Human subjects slave away,
Toil and sweat or you'll be flayed,
Crammed into boxes children cry,
Forced to watch their mothers die!

Eviscerating guards, the goblins pour in,
Run through the castle with hideous grins,
Reaching the hall of the once mighty king...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
KILL!!!!

The carnage over, goblins cheering,
Crimson stains across the floor.
In the corner, scalped and beaten,
The king is crawling for the door.

The goblins drag the crying ruler
Up to shredded royal throne,
The goblin king picks up his highness,
And strips his face off to the bone.

Track Name: Goblin Christmas Armageddon Part I

GOBLIN CHRISTMAS ARMAGEDDON PART I

"Just as the ancient prophecies foretold,
December 25th was no longer to be a day of joy,
It was doomsday for planet Earth.
It was the day that they arrived -
The goblins, destroying everything they saw
And raping the Earth's resources.
Mankind lay in ruin.
It truly was a goblin christmas..."

And finally the slaughter stops,
The mighty axe of christmas chops.
A glorious tree to celebrate,
Mankind has finally met his fate.

This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.

Happiness and joy fill the brisk winter air.
Golden rays of sunlight shine down without a care.
But wait, what's this, a human child, with dimpled little cheeks -
Tear his tender flesh off and we'll feast upon his meat.

Stood there looking to the icy moon,
Casting silhouettes tall upon sandy dunes.
The black-clad goblins with their deadly task
In the serpentine darkness, filling their flasks

Stood there feeding on the ravaged mass
With their fabled illusions, the vain dreams that passed
Splinters of lives rushing by in the whirl
Alone, silent warriors in a human world

They cried for night, but the night could not come!
So, swept in the shroud of misanthropy they went away!

And called for their armies!
Then the goblins of the black rain,
Sank into the shadows with dry, sardonic smiles

They made the journey to another place
To rouse a sacred confrontation

Stood there carving on the human bones,
Digging through flesh, boiling brains in a pot.
As the cruisers all land and open their doors,
The goblins cheer and run inside,
Bringing meat to the horde with their hideous grins.
DIE!