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Not great, Bob.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

The Daily Combover - January 18, 2017

Another day, another trip to the salon. This time Trump had to hurry through his appointment so he could get over to be interviewed by Fox and Friends host, Ainsley Earhardt. In the course of that riveting talk, Trump spoke in generalities and promised a tremendous inauguration. He then demanded that Congressman Lewis return his ticket because the event was in such high demand.

Other than that, it was a pretty slow morning. We were reminded that Trump likes to refer to Trump in the third person because Trump likes using the word Trump as many times as Trump can use Trump in a single Trumped up sentence.

Around lunch time we were reminded that Trump:
1. Refers to his golf resort as the "Winter White House"
2. Wrote his own gem of an inaugural address (in the hallway of the resort).

Let's ponder those two things for a moment. The last major speech he wrote by himself was his RNC speech which was quite possible the scariest thing I'd seen on TV since they showed that vampire yelling "America!" And "Winter White House" probably means Trump isn't going to be showing up for work after October... Actually, that might not be a bad thing, so let's ignore that one.

PS: Donnie, I just love the blank notepad prop. Nice touch!

Anyway, after lunch Trump learned that the mother and father of Trump's chief rival John Ellis Bush (Jeb!) were hospitalized, so naturally it was a good time to make that story about himself:

Looking forward to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized. Thank you for your wonderful letter!