Viking- "Jevees, for the last time when I go
courting I will then take my good axe.
As I am still working on my fortune
right now you need only bring my fighting axe".....
Mumbles- thats the problem with new saxon slaves they never know nothing about dress codes.

* In order to improve his reputation, King Hagar decided to pillage some English butlers rather than the young maidens on his latest voyage for the purpose of classing up his great hall. Let's watch how it turns out...*

Posh Buyer: Hm, these axes are not in, ahem, pristine condition, having been used, ahem, by you already in several sets, do not have the, ahem, shape of the classic axes, and the mottled, ahem, steel is not quite up to scratch.

Viking Warrior: Hey, look, they were the best I could get! KK2 got us for copyright theft on the swords!