I managed to carve out a safe spot after some running around… at which point the lovers could kiss for all eternity so long as they didn’t take another step : ( Really sold the tragedy of the topic for me.

I know what you mean, and I’m sorry you feel that too. I sometimes wish I could be more subtle about things than bluntly pointing at how sordid and hurtful they are 🙁 If virtual hugs from internet strangers are OK for you, please accept one.