Lovett, are you scared of Austin? You’re a little bit scared of Austin, aren’t you. All of you guys are. At least that’s what everybody will think (just a little bit). If you don’t show up. So I think you should.

Say what you want about those corrokedmedia guys, they’ll say, but they are NOT scared of Austin, TX! No siree-bob, no how. Yee-haw [chews BBQ rib].

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