Archive for June, 2010

Wags: Why does Domino get to test it out, I’m the one who’s been training?
Barker: They think Domino looks better for the shot
Wags: I haven’t tried the shot yet…it could be my best event
Barker: The picture Wags. They want something for the website
Wags: But I can look good in a picture too
Barker: You can Wags, but they want the focus to be on the memory foam dog bed not on the dog per se
Wags: Who’s Persay?
Barker: Forget it Wags, just be grateful for the anatomical and orthopaedic support we get from our new pet dog beds

Wags: I can do this one easy…when do we get to go down the zipwire?
Barker: This isn’t part of your training
Wags: Perhaps it should be, I’m really good at it
Barker: This is a dog car ramp Wags. Our owner just wanted a picture for the website
Wags: That’s a shame, I think I could have won this event
Barker: Sometimes Wags, I just don’t think we’re getting anywhere…

Barker: You’re supposed to jump
Wags: Why it’s coming down anyway
Barker: You’re supposed to be practicing the high jump
Wags: Oh, I thought we were just playing with the ball
Barker: Sometimes Wags, I just don’t think we’re getting anywhere…

Barker: What stroke are you doing?
Wags: The one that keeps my head out of the water
Barker: Well practice some of the other strokes I showed you
Wags: Laying on my back at home is a bit different to being in the water
Barker: We won’t know your best stroke until you try them all now give me some backstroke…