"Meet Slugabed. He is a 12-year-old boy from Bath, and he does not like to get out of bed. On occasion, he is known to sleepwalk, and urinate on things. When he does manage to drag himself out of bed, Sluga spends most of his days repeatedly banging his face against musical equipment until it's a bloody pulp. His parents have had enough. Ramp Recordings has decided to come to the rescue of young Sluga's parents, and adopt this problem child... OH SNAP!! We didn't mention 'wonky' once!!"