'(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.'

– Pat Robertson

'To America, I say only a few words to it and its people: I swear to God that America will not live in peace before peace reigns in Palestine, and before all the army of infidels depart the land of Muhammad, peace be upon him.

'God is great, may pride be with Islam. May peace and God's mercy be upon you.'

-- Osama bin Laden,October 7, 2001

'Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

'Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.

'Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.'

-- Wizard of Oz(1939 film)

'With this Award, I Promise to Hoist my Delusions of Grandeur to an Even More Exalted Level.

'More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.

'This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.

' I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint. '

'The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. '

-- Douglas Adams,Speech at Digital Biota 2, Cambridge, UK, (1998)

'The Motto of both Shamlicht Boys and Shamlicht Girls was ‘Be Protected from Everything.’ But upon the merger, the Motto became ‘Be Prepared for Anything.’ This proved to be much more useful. (And wasn’t as subject to prosecution as keeping the kids locked in the closet all day had been.)'

'It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.'

-- Robert Anton Wilson

'Nothing is a word, according to the dictionary.'

-- Brother Kob

'The trick is to pretend you've planned the whole thing out in advance.'

-- George Lucas (2010)

'Excellent'

-- Bill and Ted

'By a free country I mean a country where people are allowed, so long as they do not hurt their neighbours, to do as they like. I do not mean a country where six men may make five men do exactly as they like. That is not my notion of freedom.'

'The proper method for hastening the decay of error, is not, by brute force, or by regulation which is one of the classes of force, to endeavour to reduce men to intellectual uniformity; but on the contrary by teaching every man to think for himself. '

-- William Godwin

'We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.'

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