Prepare to lose your appetite

I was in my basement, minding my own business, when I saw him crawling on my foot. After jumping back like a little girl, I put him under a can and ran to get my camera stuff. Finally i got back down with a flashlight (very dark in my basement, so i had to improvise). With my kit lens reversed, the flashlight on, and my flash, here are the pics, they're all at iso 1600.