Explaining to the officer that you cannot be prosecuted for walking around in only socks because you have Down’s Syndrome. TFM. The officer having enough compassion to take you home. To the sex dungeon in his basement. TFTC.

Explaining to the arresting officer that you aren’t naked because you’re wearing a coat made from the skin of the person you just gutted, and that it’s ok that you killed them cause it was only a hooker. TFTC