I dreamt that my room keys controlled my life. At one point they called me on my mobile to tell me to get home in ten minutes as they were cooking potato soup and that if I missed it I would be in a LOT of trouble.

That has got to be the best damn dream I think I've ever heard of in my life. I'm not even joking, I've just laughed so hard at this I struggled for air at one point.

haha, I am glad I bought some cheer into your life

It really has, everytime I think of this I keep chuckling to myself.

I don't know what the funniest part about it is - the fact your room keys were threatening to give you a LOT of trouble for being home late, or the fact they were cooking potato soup.

Or the fact it was your bloody room keys that were doing all the above.

This will have me laughing for months, I promise you!

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"I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

Reality-A friend I used to like who turned me down to go become a couple has recently got married. In the dream- last night she wrote an e-mail saying she didn't get married and had seperated from the guy!

I enter a gate, into a high area where people are launching themselves down a giant slide, I run and jump down and begin sliding, to the side are these mini bikes made like a strong plastic you can grab. So i take one and work out that if i push my legs really fast the bike will hurtle down the slide overtaking the other people. Like the Bikes there are white car versions of the plastic bikes, but i stick with the bike as I've got a fast pace going. The slide widens and leads out on a bend into oncoming traffic i swerve avoiding the oncoming slide cars but a Japanese/ Korean maybe police officer, looks shocked at this reckless driving and traffic lights flick to red (under his control?) i am forced to meet the officer he tells me off then decides to brand my hand placing a metal spike benieth the top layer of skin and shifting it so it leaves an raised mark on my hand. Marking me as i trouble maker i guess but it didn't hurt.

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I dreamt one female frind was giving me a lapdance, while another female friend was kissing the one giving me a lapdance.

I've told this to one of said friends, she thought it was hot...

I'm the man

Any dream that actually features sexual content is not actually about sex, it's all the other dreams that are about sex. Unless they feature cows.

According to Freud.

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They made King Kong didnt they? A film about a giant monkey trying to force himself on a very small woman but when I submit a script about a man played by me, who tries to force himself on a very small monkey, they said audiences would find it distasteful

I keep getting texts on everything but my phone - televisions, computers, a pub fruit machine one time, and last night I got one on my front door.

Haha, I also love this dream a lot!

Last night's one involved me and my dad jumping off exceptionally high mountains which had sheer drops down one side. On one jump I spotted a helicopter hovering below and tried to warn dad to miss it as we fell. I, however, bumped into it on the way down, and grabbed onto it to say sorry to.... Ronald McDonald who was flying it.

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"I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

I had a dream about French and Saunders and a bear. Everytime the bear sat down a booming voice would shoot "That bear's taking a shit in the woods!", and, in the dream world, it would be the funniest thing ever. However, after a while, the same old gag got old and unfunny.

The fact that French and Saunders were there suggests to me that it was some of metaphor about them not being funny anymore.

I keep getting texts on everything but my phone - televisions, computers, a pub fruit machine one time, and last night I got one on my front door.

Haha, I also love this dream a lot!

Last night's one involved me and my dad jumping off exceptionally high mountains which had sheer drops down one side. On one jump I spotted a helicopter hovering below and tried to warn dad to miss it as we fell. I, however, bumped into it on the way down, and grabbed onto it to say sorry to.... Ronald McDonald who was flying it.

Like that episode of "Futurama" where he learns that dreams have adverts in them. Mc Donalds are sponsoring dreams now? or maybe mind control? Sway get the baco foil and wrap it around your head!

I haven't remembered many of them recently. One was an Old guy who claimed he had written for the TV show ALF offering to help me with my film scripts. another one i was looking on a computer at a photo in the park of me and my ex-girlfriend we looked like a couple but the photo that doesn't exist. Dreams can be pretty cruel, i hadn't thought about her in a while!

I'm on niccotine patches at the minute, just entered my 8th and last week (hooray me) and man do they make you dream so freaky shit, a random selection follows:

Time travelling back with my cat to when I was 20 and living with my folks.

Breaking my head and I had to have a prosthetic one fitted and then not being happy about going back to work cause I had a plastic head and my hair folicles couldn't penetrate the plastic so I was bald as well

If you want a good dream get on these patches

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"Stand away from those stern cleats! Back home we get a taxidermy man, he's gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!"

I had a right fucked up dream last night whcih is quite odd in itself because I normally never remember what I dreamt. Anyway, I was in Hell but it wasn't all fire and brimstone. Satan's a tall bastard with huge hands by the way. No horns or pitchfork but he's still one scary son of a bitch. He was all in black, none of this red stuff. And no tail.

Anyway, we got chatting (!) and I tried on his crown which was made of solid bone. Fucking bizarre dream. I think I need to lay off the LSD before I go to bed.

I had a right fucked up dream last night whcih is quite odd in itself because I normally never remember what I dreamt. Anyway, I was in Hell but it wasn't all fire and brimstone. Satan's a tall bastard with huge hands by the way. No horns or pitchfork but he's still one scary son of a bitch. He was all in black, none of this red stuff. And no tail.

Anyway, we got chatting (!) and I tried on his crown which was made of solid bone. Fucking bizarre dream. I think I need to lay off the LSD before I go to bed.

Any context for this dream Jackal, have you been offered a job which you feel would be going against your principles for a big wage packet? (sort of like selling your soul) maybe you are mixing with dark shady characters that your unconcious is suggesting may intice you into criminal activities like dealing LSD

I had a dream last night that I was chatting to one of the guys from Restless Natives. He was bitching that the textbooks for his plumbing course were costing £70 and I laughed at him and said you probably couldn’t give them away in the future because there are loads of plumbers.

I had a really strange dream last night. From what I remember I was wondering around some abandoned factory with papers and random crap underfoot. I hear someone call out in the next room and I ran to the door. All of a sudden a Cyberman comes crashing through and grabs me. After this, I woke up. Thing is I hadn't woken up properly and was in that sort of state when you're awake and you say stuff to other people, fall asleep, wake up and don't remember it. I know that I was in this state because I went over to the mirror to check that I hadn't joined the Cyber legions.

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"I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes."

I had a really strange dream last night. From what I remember I was wondering around some abandoned factory with papers and random crap underfoot. I hear someone call out in the next room and I ran to the door. All of a sudden a Cyberman comes crashing through and grabs me. After this, I woke up. Thing is I hadn't woken up properly and was in that sort of state when you're awake and you say stuff to other people, fall asleep, wake up and don't remember it. I know that I was in this state because I went over to the mirror to check that I hadn't joined the Cyber legions.

I had a right fucked up dream last night whcih is quite odd in itself because I normally never remember what I dreamt. Anyway, I was in Hell but it wasn't all fire and brimstone. Satan's a tall bastard with huge hands by the way. No horns or pitchfork but he's still one scary son of a bitch. He was all in black, none of this red stuff. And no tail.

Anyway, we got chatting (!) and I tried on his crown which was made of solid bone. Fucking bizarre dream. I think I need to lay off the LSD before I go to bed.

Any context for this dream Jackal, have you been offered a job which you feel would be going against your principles for a big wage packet? (sort of like selling your soul) maybe you are mixing with dark shady characters that your unconcious is suggesting may intice you into criminal activities like dealing LSD

I honestly have no idea where it came from. I not one for bizarre dreams, just normal shit (when I can remember them). I'm not someone who muses on the existence of Hell either so I've no idea what it was about..

One very good dream I had a few years ago was where I was being chased by a white horse (bear with me here..). I told my sister who knew a girl that understood the meaning behind dreams. She said that it was a sign of impending success. A few days later, I got my Uni exam results through and I passed every one. I don't know if my sister still knows this girl. I must ask her..

I had a right fucked up dream last night whcih is quite odd in itself because I normally never remember what I dreamt. Anyway, I was in Hell but it wasn't all fire and brimstone. Satan's a tall bastard with huge hands by the way. No horns or pitchfork but he's still one scary son of a bitch. He was all in black, none of this red stuff. And no tail.

Anyway, we got chatting (!) and I tried on his crown which was made of solid bone. Fucking bizarre dream. I think I need to lay off the LSD before I go to bed.

Any context for this dream Jackal, have you been offered a job which you feel would be going against your principles for a big wage packet? (sort of like selling your soul) maybe you are mixing with dark shady characters that your unconcious is suggesting may intice you into criminal activities like dealing LSD

I honestly have no idea where it came from. I not one for bizarre dreams, just normal shit (when I can remember them). I'm not someone who muses on the existence of Hell either so I've no idea what it was about..

One very good dream I had a few years ago was where I was being chased by a white horse (bear with me here..). I told my sister who knew a girl that understood the meaning behind dreams. She said that it was a sign of impending success. A few days later, I got my Uni exam results through and I passed every one. I don't know if my sister still knows this girl. I must ask her..

One last night was pretty strange: I fried a Robin redbreast with the feathers still on it, put it on a plate and felt myself eating (pretty tasty) then i turned the Robin around and it was hollow on the inside i turned it back around and heard a faint breathing, worried that it was suffering i stabbed it a few times with my fork and it started to shake and bled a tiny bit from the wounds.

I dreamt last night , that i was with a small girl and i went to wake her up, i presume as it was xmad eve, to see if we could see santa on his sleigh in the sky, well when we looked up at the sky, it was full of bright twinkling stars, really bright, white ones and the sky was full of them, many more than you would normally see.

Whats all that about then? Been thinking about it all day, as it keeps coming back to me.