PIRATE KITTEH DOESN'T BURY TREASURE

HE IS NOT A DOG, OK? He doesn't bury treasure, except for the best treasures of all, which come from...his butt. But hey, one kitties poop is another person's treasure. Isn't that how the saying goes? These cat memes remind us how cats think they are the creme de la creme of society (hence why their poop would be treasure). What do you think? Are all cats actually aristocats? Or pir-cats?