DICK – Hair conditioner is a very nice mid-afternoon
drink. I suspect Miss Tina’s poem is about poo coming out of yer bum but I’ve
not had time to read it proper yet as there’s been poo coming out of me bum.
Let’s read …

“Morning Sickness, 12th Grade”

Graffiti on the wall of the girl’s bathroom stallReads, “I am the passionate moss of hopeless contradictions that is the human condition” -And then, “I love somewhat deranged”.I wonder what that means.I guess it’s better than, “Rainbow was here”, Or “Fuck all ya’ll hoes”.

by Tina Hernandez

A small press published Tina's collection of literary short stories, Twenty Troubled Ladies, and used a short horror story, My Aunt Vicky's House, in a collection by multiple authors. Both are available on Amazon.