A Man Is Suing Jennifer Lopez Because She Allegedly Begged Him To Send Her Dick Pics

A Los Angeles man has filed a lawsuit against Jennifer Lopez claiming she tricked him into mailing her naked photos of himself. If that sounds crazy, wait until you see the letters Rodrigo Ruiz is alleging J-Lo sent to him.

“I just wanted to let you know that I do remember you and that I am interested in you. I have plans on leaving my husband. But I can’t say much right now so that’s it for now. Send me pictures of you both with clothes and without clothes.”

Seems not-at-all legit. Things get a little more demanding in a later letter:

“This is Jennifer Lopez writing to you again and just to let you know that I got your packages, music, and demos. And just to let you know you need to send me pictures of you with and without clothes.”

And then things got downright hilarious/contentious:

“This is Jennifer Lopez and as you can tell its been a while since I last wrote and as you can see I have a new boyfriend which means your in for the long haul and you have to put up with the fact that I am f**king him and sucking his d**k.”

You just missed a perfect chance to drop a “Don’t be fooled by the c*cks that I got,” person who definitely isn’t Jenny from the block.

Turns out the whole thing’s not only bogus, but it might be the world’s first case of catfish by snail mail. TMZ traced the letters back to a P.O. Box that belongs to a 53-year-old woman. When reached for comment, she gave a lame explanation about operating a Jennifer Lopez fan mail exchange before hanging up.

Ruiz’s suit is still pending. He also filed a police report claiming sexual harassment. Ruiz says he was led believe he had a chance at a music career and romantic relationship with Lopez. When he realized he would have neither, he became “so depressed he sought out professional help.”