In Today’s Edition of “Who Dressed Him?!”…

Well done, Mr. Williams, well done. Polished as hell on the left; a level of smooth previously unseen in NBA head coaches on the right. [Slow clap…] Totally befitting of his real, smooth operator name, Tavares Montgomery Williams Jr.

Like I said, all set. And then he had to go and show up in this Mother Nature/broccoli-and-beef-combo get-up today.