Putin and Assange claim to have emails showing Hitlery physically threatened Bernie Sanders’ wife to force him to drop out of the race

Both Julian Assange of WikiLeaks and Vladimir Putin are claiming to be in possession of emails that prove Hitlery Clinton’s campaign physically threatened Bernie Sanders’ wife Jane to convince Bernie to drop out of the primary race.

Assange, who, like most Americans, despises the Wicked Witch of Benghazi, also claims to be in possession of “incriminating emails which are sure to result in Clinton’s indictment. He says he has evidence that Hillary made deals with an alleged Islamic state sponsor, as well as damning information about the Clinton Foundation.”

The Clinton campaign knows he’s on to her, too, which is why a strategist called for an assassination of Assange on TV.”

According to Your News Wire, Kremlin sources say that Hitlery sent her “goons to give Jane Sanders the shakedown,” in order to end the Bernie Sanders campaign before the convention, citing evidence from one of 10,000 Hillary emails Putin has in his personal possession.

The Clinton campaign needed Bernie Sanders on board before the emails were leaked as they contained evidence that confirmed his suggestions of Democratic establishment bias and would have given him unstoppable momentum heading into the convention – had he chosen to play that game.

However after the meeting with the Clinton team Sanders unexpectedly suspended his previously gung-ho campaign, and although he refused to wholeheartedly endorse her, he signalled to his supporters that his run for President was effectively over.

Kremlin sources have denied the DNC claims that Russian state-sponsored hackers are behind the email leaks, with Julian Assange also stating the DNC claim is a politically motivated ‘lame conspiracy smear.’

Despite the FBI asking the Kremlin for copies of any emails they have in their possession, it is understood the Kremlin has not released anything to anyone, including Wikileaks.

According to Kremlin sources, the source of the Wikileaks email trove could have come from ‘a huge number of possible sources’, as “intelligence communities around the whole world have copies of Hillary’s emails. Everybody is talking about them.”

Senior staff in the Kremlin have been allowed to see the emails, however Putin alone has access to them and keeps them on his personal laptop, under lock and key. He has been heard staying up until 2am, reading their contents out loud, roaring with laughter.

President Vladimir Putin is said to be amused by Democratic Party attempts to portray him as the villain, when their own failings are on display for all to see. ‘They always need a babayka [boogeyman] to frighten people with. I am the Eastern boogeyman, it seems.’

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump reached out to the Kremlin, promising them ‘rewards’ if they release Hillary Clinton’s missing emails.

‘Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 e-mails that are missing,’ Trump said on Wednesday.

‘I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press. Let’s see if that happens. That will be next.'”

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We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.

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