I really was hoping getting bought out by Shaw would make a difference. They throw around words like “redundancy”, “efficiency”, and “lean” and I’m stuck here playing with the Chromakey. I’m a news reader dammit, I don’t know the first thing about this technology.

“Master get me a new gig” – It always worked for Barbara Eden on I Dream of Jeannie. Just move my lips, blink the eyes and swoosh a different color screen. All I get is green every time. Oh well I guess that only happens on those big budget newscasts !!