Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Beijing (Xinhua) - A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit off the east coast of Japan's main Honshu island at 0:45 a.m. Thursday, according to China's earthquake and giant lizard monster observatory network.

Experts warn the tremor may be only the first of many accompanying a return of the irradiated godzillasaurus species to the land of the rising sun.

Biologists have long studied offshore ecosystems in anticipation of a return of the giant lizards which once threatened Tokyo.

The first documented sighting of a godzillasaurus was in 1954.

Godzilla has many special abilities granted to him as a result of irradiation and subsequent mutation, most notable of which is his 'atomic breath', a deadly halitosis power said to be rivaled only by that of Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda.

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