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NSFW! Stay Classy, Delaware! VIDEO of St. Paddy’s Day Naughty Dumpster Time

NSFW! Delaware Couple caught on video having naughty time in public for St. Paddy’s Day

Stay classy, Delaware! This fun loving most definitely intoxicated couple decided to share their love of St. Patrick’s Day for all of the world to see. While Wilmington Delaware had just finished displaying their floats for the St. Patrick’s Day parade, this lovely lassie displayed her floats for anyone that was walking by Grotto Pizza in Newark. In fact, the romantic gentlemen carefully chose the Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster to put it in her dumpster. AND WAIT….THERE’S VIDEO!

If you want to see the full NSFW photo and the VERY NSFW video, hit the jump!

NSFW! Stay Classy, Delaware! Couple celebrates St. Paddy’s Day for All to See! (cntd)…

The video shows that the woman suddenly becomes self conscious when a video camera is involved. She certainly wasn’t self conscious when she was displaying her saintly Paddy’s for all of Newark to see, though. Camera shy, but not sex in the daytime in a parking lot on a holiday shy. The Whore really hopes a condom was worn, because anybody this dumb shouldn’t be producing little leprechauns.

UPDATE: Due to the huge number of hits we’re receiving, the video is currently not available to view on most mobile devices. All of the traffic is crashing the page.

UPDATE 2: Fixed the mobile issue. Now available to view on any format once again.

UPDATE 3: We hit over 700,000 views and then YouTube took it down. We uploaded it to LiveLeak.

UPDATE 4: LiveLeak has also taken the video down, because God forbid someone see a tit. Now hosting it on my own site.

What do you think? Classy? Smooth? Epic? Tell us in the comments!

EDITORS NOTE: Remember that although what they did was probably illegal, we’ve all made mistakes when we’ve been drunk. Do we really want to ruin their lives over one singular, stupid, drunken mistake?

Both will soon be registered sex offenders. It's Delaware, a state that has zero tolerance for having sex in public. I know someone who is on the sex offender registry there for urinating in public. This couple's careers will be destroyed over this, even if they can somehow stay out of jail.

she's a whore as the writer of this article is an asshole. Sex is great and good for her to enjoy it haha. Were young once, he's just as much in the wrong as she is. But really who minds? Lets not close ourselves off to something so natural. Its awesome and funny.

When the author wrote "The Whore" they were referring to the site you are reading this on (Pop Culture Whore) in the third person. They refer to the offenders as a couple THE ENTIRE TIME. But don't worry, we'll all take a ride on the sexism train for a little while longer I guess.