Seriously, the only relevant thing about Ms Daniels' affair was that 45 paid hush money to try and keep her quiet. Why anyone actually wants to know any further details beyond that, much less things like what he looks like naked, escapes me.

As mushrooms are noted for sprouting from old piles of turds, it seems fitting.

Beyond that, I really don't care. He could be hung with the most perfectly formed specimen of manhood to be found among mortals, and could be an absolute dynamo in the sack, and it wouldn't change how I feel about his abhorrent behavior or what his presidency is doing to this country.

I tend to agree with smittykins's reaction! There are a few more interesting bits though, like the revelation that Trump wanted Stormy Daniels to go on the apprentice and suggested that he could rig it so that she got through more rounds. You just need to skip a few lines at the end if you'd rather not know that much about Trump's penis!

On a different note, I rewatched the first few episodes of The West Wing (from 1999) on Monday, and was amazed how outdated the plot with Sam, a mid-level aide, accidentally sleeping with a call girl (when she was off-duty and not knowing her occupation) seemed; how worried they all were about the massive scandal that would ensue if it became known, in contrast to how these days, the actual President can sleep with porn actors, and (allegedly) pay them off with hush money and lie about it and seemingly it's not scandalous at all. I suppose maybe if he tried it while actually President it would be different...

The trumpites screech that these are all fake news. The orange one is a good man and would never do that. After all the trumpites are also good christians (lower case on purpose as I disagree with their self anointing of themselves as good) and don't condone adultery or birth control or homosexuality.