Translation of Architecture gibberish:
1.“We wanted to create an environment where the bar completely
dominates the space…” WE WANTED TO MAKE A HUMONGOUS PRICEY FLASHY
OBJECT.
2.”Using a dynamic vertical gesture of fluidity, we were able generate
an exciting dichotomy with the Cartesian arrangement of the Georgian
space…” SO WE STUCK A ROUND BAR IN A RECTANGULAR ROOM
3.”As with our architecture, where have created inhabited structure,
members and guests occupy the bar at Home House instead of simply
standing in front of it…”UNLIKE THE GODDAMN DRUNKS AT YOUR LOCAL BAR,
THESE PEOPLE DO MINGLE.
4.”They become part of the experience.” PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE AT PRETENTIOUS BAR. PERFECT MATCH.