So then, you made your way along to see Jon's boys at the McAlpine, then, Shlong? I'd like to throw a vote in for R.E.M. again - and I saw them a couple of months back. How were they? Was there moshing? I've been chatting to a friend of mine, can you guess who?, who says there wasn't. I find this hard to believe. Anyway, fair play for the gig going, I like to see real music kept alive, and it did free up the town centre for us guys too. Haha!

Hmm, who you been talking to?? I have a feeling I may have seen a 6ft+ Chris Mayfield the other week, but I hated the dick so I didn't talk to him. I also saw Gill, who rather nastily refused to help me out when I was been chased round the dance floor by some 35 yr old woman going through a divorce and wanting a bit of comfort. Trusty Weedy was more than happy to take her off my hands, dirty squadie b*stard.

If I told you that he went to the gig with Damo, would that help? And was Gill wearing white jeans? (As you may remember, they were his traditional attire. And still are, by all accounts.) How could Mayfield be 6 foot? Man, the world's gone crazy.

I now know who you speak off as he was standing about 10 metres to my left during the supporting acts at least. The front end of the stadium kinda packed out on the lead up to Bon Jovi. Nottice also did I, the guy in questions better half (or not). In all fairness I didn't really get a good look at her and so are sadly unable to pass judgement. If memory serves, and it probably doesn't going by the state I was in, Gill was wearing his tradionally well known white pants. Funny that you were able to predict that.

And here is the same comment after passing through the burn maker at www.thespark.com. Truely the greatest site on the net. Here goes.... I now know who you and your jive speak off as he was standing about 10 metres to fuckin' my fucking left during the fucking supporting acts at least. Seriously, I should ream your ass. The fucking front end of the fucking stadium kinda packed out on the fucking lead up to Bon Jovi. Nottice also (in addition to the fact that you're a piece of shit) did I, the fucking juicy bastard in questions better half (or not). I should slam your porkhole. In all fairness I didn't really get a motherfucking GOOD look at that piece of shit and so god-damn are sadly unable to fuckin' pass judgement. If memory serves, and that shit probably doesn't going by the fucking state I was in, Gill was wearing that bastard's tradionally well known white pants. Funny that you and your hand-job were able to predict that. Sweet.

Interesting. Not only am I 80% pure, but also an Experimenter. And a woman. Damn. They were quite adamant on that graph thing. And I'm gonna die. In 2063. Wait for it..... (this could be an ongoing section. I'll update it each time I'm still alive. If I die, you guys'll have to finish it.

Yet? Its soo exciting. The count down of death. You made any arrangements for your last few days? I think I'll spend them on a private hospital bed that I paid for with all the tax I've paid on cigs. When I smoke I concider it an investment... its the only way I can justify my weak minded nature.

Well, if you did the 'Greed' test, you maybe saw my comment saying I wanted to buy Chevy Chase as a slave. Maybe I could release him from his duties, see if he could bring the equally mediocre Rick Moranis to my bed-side, and we could have a party.