Top Ten Alternative Song Titles That Replace the Word "Heart" With "Fart"

Britgirl
Come on, don't pretend to be shocked by a list like this from me. I'm just surprised I didn't make it sooner! If you are of a silly disposition, enjoy - maybe even have a laugh. For sensible people... Why are you even here?

The Top Ten

1Total Eclipse of the Fart

I saw this list and this is the first thing that came to my head. I had to vote it.

Now this one just has to be the funniest. - Mumbizz01

'Once upon a timeI was falling in loveBut now I'm only falling apartThere's nothing I can doA total eclipse of the fart'

This list and subsequent comments have been killing me with laughter. Yes, silly, juvenile in part perhaps, but also clever in effect. It's been a bit of a blessing and a curse as now when I use the word heart in a serious or any context, a "fart" tangent comes to mind. Thanks a lot, Miss Brit.But this list could also be a quick medicine to bring a little smile to anyone suffering from heartache - or fartache- I'm so confused! - Billyv

Thought I'd left all this stuff behind me (no pun intended) but I heard this by Dave Edmunds just a little while ago. I know how immature I'm being but so what; it made me laugh and that's what matters isn't it?

Have no idea who added it but it's priceless. Thank you! - Britgirl

30Shape of My Fart

31Fart of Glass

32Fartbeat Song

33Hand on Your Fart

"Put your hand on you fart and tell me it's all over, I won't believe it til you put your hand on your fart"

That's a bit impossible, Kylie. - crowdiegal

34Let the Fartache Begin

35Pop! Goes My Fart

This one is funny - CasinLetsGoBowling

36Owner of a Lonely Fart

This is the funniest list ever - 2storm

So I'm not the only pesron who has heard of Yes!

37Sheer Fart Attack

That would be horrendous! I feel bad for the people who have to suffer for this! - Misfire

The most deadly weapon in the universe... - Gg2000

Oh dear. I wonder what this would look, erm, sound like. - galaxyfox

38Closer to the Fart

39Sleeping In My Fart

Yeah...that's called a dutch oven - crowdiegal

That must stink.

40My Fart Is Open

41Follow Your Fart

But wouldn't that just make it smell worse?

42Open Your Fart

I'm glad you assed!

43Fart Break Around the World

44Burning Fart

This ones really funny - xXkillermachineXx

In the burning fart

45Black Farts

46Don't Break the Fart that Loves You

47Where Does My Fart Beat Now

48Some Broken Farts Never Mend

This as already mentioned

49Tearin' Up My Fart

50One Determined Fart

That fart is determined to get out of your butt! HaHa!

This and many others on this list made has really made me laugh! Thank you to everyone who added their own. You're such a lovely bunch of sweetfarts! Haha. - Britgirl