Girl: how much do you love me?
Boy: I love you so much, I can’t measure.
Girl: No just tell me….
Boy: okay, I am like a phone and you are my simcard, there’s no me without you……
Girl: Waoow…. that’s so romantic!
Boy (sighing to himself): Thanks God she doesn’t know, this is a china phone , with three simcard…
hahahaha