FFFUUUUU-
Well, the doctor didn’t really bother to make the Elder promies anyway. But it is still his fault. Darn it. This is bad.

Anonon August 30, 2011 at 1:25 pm

wow didn’t see that coming

tyleron August 30, 2011 at 1:26 pm

“We’ve ‘been’ through a lot of shit, right?”

forgot a word there Joe just thought I would help =D

Fence Hopper Davidon August 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Why Author Joe? WHYYYY

Idzanon August 30, 2011 at 1:29 pm

aww fuck i do not have dreams it sucks

red jaon August 30, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I’m predicting Annika and Joe being related.

Mr. Rawron August 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm

I should have freaking known! That two timing backstabbing son of — *cut off and points the Doc’s gun at Dominick who laughs until a giant hole is in his stomach!* yeah lets see you feed on innocent people now you evil evil man!

JOE PENDON!!!!THIS WAS NOT WHAT I WANTED AT THE ENDING!!!*sobs alot*I though Joe would appear in the mindrealm!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA Oh and theres something wrong with Nathan.First.While Gregory the dick’s safhouse he was knocked out.HE DOESNT WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF METAL THUGGING AND YAY NEW SPRITES AND NATHAN CAN SLEEP THROUGH A SCREAM WTF AND OH TEH NOES WE JUST LEARNED JOE ARGUED WITH HIS PARENTS AAAGGHH WHENS BLOCKHOPPER OUT WHEN WILL THESE QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED AND WHEN WILL JOE MAKE ME A SANDWHICH AND WHAT PROGRAM DOES HE USE srsly I need mah sandwhich.

soooo… Joe fought with their parents, then left. and we learned that he actually CAN care about someone, as he obviously does with Annika. Maybe theres hope for him after all. If he lives. and the elder is building an army, and going on a rampage. I wonder what the point of that is, since he hates Zompires. why would he make more? i expect Rusty and Annika to go see what the scream is about, just to run into Dom, and then Joe and Dark Joe toggether come in and beat the shit outa him. =)

Leviticuson August 30, 2011 at 2:36 pm

FIRST! (to say first)

but seriosly, that blackout when the scene was changing got me scared that the scene was ending…

maybe dom just infected people to make an army that will kill andy & co.

hypnokriton August 30, 2011 at 3:05 pm

& the pact that joe made is to serve in that army if something goes on.

also you know how bernie cracked the bloodfarming case?, maybe it wasnt the vampires who
needed it maybe thats just a ruse to throw people like bernie off thier trail, maybe the machines convert blood into a kind of bio-fuel, because an emp weapon crafted by vampires is not likely. a machine planted fake that just sends a signal to the robot so it knows it is working for/spying on that farmer (greg was it?) and at any time they could stop pretending and act freely.

hypnokriton August 30, 2011 at 3:10 pm

mabye not act freely..they were simple drones so they did have to have a command center…well anyways im am absoluetly sure ann and joe is family…don’t fuc with us and show that they really aren’t
that would actually be mean :(
oh and dam zompires…can trust their word but not there craving
oh and no filler scene please…just had mouth surgery again and should be starting school within a day so…don’t do a filler please continue story 0.o

scavengeron August 30, 2011 at 3:47 pm

:S ihate the scram :( it scared me >.:(

ejay247on August 30, 2011 at 8:16 pm

yay
luckily i read comments so

Katasumion August 30, 2011 at 8:44 pm

poor you joe the author,i like mosquitos,ill get you bugspray for your bday.

Katasumion August 30, 2011 at 8:44 pm

wait
joe,combine a werewolf with a vampire,then add a zombie to it
OOOOOO*heavenly oooooooo voice*

Katasumion August 30, 2011 at 8:46 pm

NO!
i bet with that werewolf and my oc and her spirit stine could put vampires down to there knees!BOW TO WEREWOLVES RAWR
that would be cool,maybe i can tell joe my first ocs story :3

Katasumion August 30, 2011 at 8:49 pm

also ^spirit stone* is a type of stone that holeds an spirit gate for like evil and light,unity and chaos.

Katasumion August 30, 2011 at 8:50 pm

so she has 5 crystals in her body,5th one is her own gate.
im still deciding the others colors i already have good and bad up
Good is white
Bad is a dark crystal emitting dark glows and sparksits locked up right now due to a heavy blow of an another crystal,interferance with another red crystal like hers who is evil causes them to automaticly fight and let good and bad escape

Katasumion August 30, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Well, I’m surprised… didn’t think Dominik would betray the doctor. I mean, ok, yes, he would have find a flaw in the promise, but it went so fast… I don’t know if I like the turn of event. :/

Dairadhon August 30, 2011 at 8:53 pm

and if anyone didnt know zombie+vampire is bad so if joe comes back and they gear up in time they’ll save the colony or you JOE have another perspection,please reply to me :3
~Kat

To me, it looks like you plan to have Joe die. Don’t do that. Joe is one of my favorite characters… I want him to live a little longer at least :).

Jordanon August 30, 2011 at 10:21 pm

Once they bite you don’t scratch it TADA lol XD

ThunderGirlon August 30, 2011 at 10:44 pm

Put toothpaste on the bite, it does nothing, but you don’t want to touch it.

Paton August 31, 2011 at 12:08 am

Mosquitoes eh?

well, my only experience with keeping them away is dousing myself in bug spray, but for treating the bites i know one trick:
mix baking soda and water together in a bowl, make it a somewhat thick paste, and then rub the mix on your mosquito bites, and bam, no more itchy

anyway, this is why you cant bring a vampire zombie into a colony of humans, its just asking for trouble…its like inviting a burglar into your house and expecting him not to knock you out with a baseball bat and steal your stuff

wow that was an unexcpectful turn of events or maybe it wasnt, somwhere in my subconscious i knew elder would betray or trick doc but man, i feel so sorry for those people in the colony cus if the zombies dont get them the elder will.Also the colony is kinda like a safehouse it keeps people in but doesnt let them out so easily u know gates and walls and stuff and i saw that the guards operate the gates and stuff but now that there’s no guards no one operates the gates.I doubt that a ordinary person would find a way to open the gates unless hes a total badass like in the movies.

congrats to rusty he made itof my death list he got kicked of bye the elder

ryanon August 31, 2011 at 9:19 am

@Mini
omg lol.

Grayon August 31, 2011 at 9:39 am

Meant to say that to yinello

Grayon August 31, 2011 at 9:40 am

Please let the likle boy be okay!

Tman10100on August 31, 2011 at 9:58 am

That scared the crap out of me. GOD DAMN!

Josh (Actmyname)on August 31, 2011 at 10:12 am

They brought that nice family hot soup on a cold night! And I thought the Elder was a bad guy. Turns out that he’s all into charity!

Lockeon August 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm

thinking it would be hillarious if joe turned out to be the over protective brother type and gets in between annika and bernie

hyperboyon August 31, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Dude, that elder played off old doc’s trust like a backstabbin’ spy! someone please give him the steak and be done with him*! Also, I honestly thought that the elder was going to comply, but NOOO, he deiced to feast until the colony is entirely infected or he hopes to. Fetch your steaks folks, it’s time to slay some stiffs!
{(*=translation: “to stab till he becomes a pile of ash)}

Kilroyon August 31, 2011 at 2:34 pm

HOLY CRAP that scream was scary. I really thought this was goping to be Joe in his mind, though. Anyways, I like this chapter, Anika and Rusty are getting along better and we have a vamipire attack in Hammerston. Yay!

Man,Elder is so mean.. killing a kid and their parents. Gonna grab my holy rifle :D

Anyway,why the Elder wants to make an army of Zombpires? It’s okay,you want to wipe out the humanity,rule the wor-.. I just noticed that the guards are NORMAL vampires. What could this mean? Maybe only the 1st Zombpire can turn people into other Zombpires? Maybe his minion ( Lieutanant Cross,probably no one remembers him. ) can’t make MORE zombpires? Author Joe fixed the sushi? Hope all my questions will be answered in the next episode! ( Yes,even the sushi one. )

Happy Vampireon August 31, 2011 at 9:30 pm

@ Leviticus Your assuming that she is talking about Joe She still hasn’t mentioned there name.

ericon September 1, 2011 at 5:09 am

also author joe yeah I know right those mosquites are the worse.

ericon September 1, 2011 at 5:15 am

National Guard really? That’s so funny. Maybe it’s cause I’m in the National Guard. Thanks for the shoutout Joe!

Gabeon September 1, 2011 at 6:31 am

Just use A Holy Bomb Or A Stake Launcher
much better
or a transformation
Chapter 6 (i think) is about machines,not zompires(The Damned Dominik,no cure)
and a holy water pond
FOR PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!