“They don’t call them ‘crushes’ for nothing!” says insensitive people who have clearly never had their heart ripped out by someone they’re not in a real relationship with. Crushes can be devastating at any age, but none moreso than the one this poor kid has on WWE Diva Paige.

The good news, however, is unlike most people, this kid has a rather pragmatic realisation at the end. He settles down, then in his most tiny baby British voice possible triumphantly acknowledges that he’ll still be able to see her on the telly. That’s the spirit, kid! Keep that sensible line of thinking and you won’t end up a single 30-year-old, eating pasta over the sink and wondering if your standards should be higher than ‘someone who will text back within a reasonable period of time.’

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