Britney Spears’ nipples can’t be caged

Here’s Britney Spears at her lawyer’s office yesterday wearing either a bra or one tank top on top of another, I don’t know women’s clothes. But I do know nipples and that’s definitely one trying to break free of its restraints. At this point, I’m almost positive if Britney ripped her shirt off, those things would jab directly into the sun forever blanketing the Earth in darkness.

WTF? Yeah, women’s clothes aren’t the only thing you’re not familiar with, Fish. Try and get out more, because the last time I looked the sun was UP in the sky. The only thing that left tat is in danger of jabbing is her feet.