Had this conversation with someone at work, removed his name at his request:

Cal [1:45 PM]: according to amy or at least someone amy knows egg whites can be used as lubeBlanked [1:45 PM]: that sir is the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard i mean as heat builds up, doesnt that turn them into some demented form of yellowless scrambled eggs? What kind of world do you live in, where fucking with the old scrambled eggs, is acceptable? in some demented situation if you used the yellow and the white as lube. and the yelloe was actually still a working embryo. you could end up having some kind of baby-chicken hybrid. a Chicken man, should not have to go through the process of learning that mum and dad originally was planning to use his embryo lining as lube callan that aint right the kids would tease his half-feathered ass at schoolCal [1:48 PM]: WHAT THE FUCK GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?!Blanked [1:49 PM]: theyd call him, chicken lube man CLM for short theyd write on the toilet walls 'CLM loves chicken dicken and theyd tickle him in class, just to get him to make the chicken sound ba-gaaaaaaaarkCal [1:51 PM]: srsly what the hellBlanked [1:51 PM]: Im saying im JUST saying

DZ Arashinome 8:47 pm whatup honnypieunlimit3drice 8:48 pm i thought that said hornypie for a sec lmaoDZ Arashinome 8:48 pm hornypie that's even betterunlimit3drice 8:48 pm see, this is how relationships work, we build off of each other

<Moon> less than three Brad<Pwolfamv> wtf does that mean?<Pwolfamv> >.<<raenof> woah* raenof stares at the cursing people<Pwolfamv> o.o<Moon> pwolfamv: less than three?<Pwolfamv> yea<Moon> <Moon> <Pwolfamv> o.O<Atom> #amv is not family friendly<raenof> wtf??????????????????????????????????* Pwolfamv is confused<Atom> omg<Atom> scott<Atom> go back to school<Moon> hahah<Pwolfamv> -_-* raenof is also confused<Moon> < (less than) 3 (three)<Pwolfamv> OH<Pwolfamv> my<Pwolfamv> god<Pwolfamv> -_-<Moon> 5 out of 4 people are confused by fractions<Moon> psh* [Krat]amv pats Pwolf* Pwolfamv finds a building to jump off<metro> i'll give you a push if you need it

Private Caboose: wanna see my seven seconds of man-faye video?PieRowM: May you burn in the mightiest hell ever cultivated by either God or manCaboose: is that a yes or a noPieRowM: YES

Bell> heyBell> just so you all can have a goodBell> laughBell> I contracted a sexually transmitted disease.Bell> bye,Bell> .** Bell (~jesus@ZiRC-7257EB25.plmthm01.pa.comcast.net) has left #AMVKing_Of_NoPants> o_OPwolfamv> ...Pwolfamv> thanks for sharing?Pwolfamv> LMAO!!!Pwolfamv> sharingPwolfamv> get it?Pwolfamv> hahahPwolfamv> >.>King_Of_NoPants> -_-

Moon> stupid internships don't pay at all ~_~Moon> "This is a unpaid position, but it can be quite fun."* Moon waves a lil flag of joyMoon> |:

Moon> I think I'm getting tanned through the windowMoon> oOScoot> o.oScoot> natural tanning while being a geekScoot> awsmMoon> it takes talentMoon> it really doesScoot> mmhmm* Aqua|Editing has a bitchin' monitor tan.

Prodigi249 (2:52:24 AM): why is it that both you AND scott want to belittle me and Cal? :pAtom is OK (2:55:10 AM): Could be the aussienessProdigi249 (2:55:16 AM): i'm hurtProdigi249 (2:55:19 AM): i thought we were palsAtom is OK (2:55:48 AM): you ARE PALs. Thats the problem. We're NTSCs.Atom is OK (2:55:53 AM): See the problem?Prodigi249 (2:55:57 AM): -_-

<[Kristyrat]> what did we ever do to you?<Kitsuner> you sent us your cold weather<Kitsuner> D:<[Kristyrat]> hey man, it's warm here<[Kristyrat]> oh<[Kristyrat]> point taken

<Fire_Starter> gotta love how "Out for delivery" on the UPS tracking page really means "anytime between now and the heat death of the universe"

Patrioil: lol u guys kept saying "pwolf" I thought it was another way of saying "phuck" sorry ^^;

AIMCANBURNINHELL: making fun of the avant garde position those PG fucks are taking.Pwolfamv: i'm in PG o.oAIMCANBURNINHELL: oops.

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I was watching Karate Kid in the theater and there's one scene where he's marking his height, and one of the marks says "when dad died" then my friend Dave turns to me and says"Holly shit ... Will Smith's dead?!"I thought it was hilarious and ended up laughing for like 2 minutes solid.

Tim: if i die bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass.Cal: but then if a tree grows above you the roots would grow into your ass.Cal: raped by a treeKarl: You like to get to the root of the problem.Cal: Rooted.

In the military, calling my mom over the phone to look through this box to send me a book. Keep in mind I'm 22.

Me: Did you find it yet?Mom: No. This isn't a thin magazine, right? Because I threw that out.Me: You threw out what?Mom: Scarlet letters or something. It was porn. I won't have porn in my house.Me: YOU THREW OUT MY PORN?!Mom: Well I'm certainly not sending it to you.Me: I don't need you to send it, but it was mine, how could you throw out my porn??Mom: I won't have porn in my house.Me: But it wasn't even pictures! It was text! YOU THREW OUT MY PORN.Mom: The cover was sultry enough. It's sitting in your trashcan now. And I'm not taking it out.Me: Okay, fine, whatever. Just don't throw away my other book, that's my porn comic.Mom: The one with the girl and the whips on the cover? In a Metal Web?Me: Yes. (realization) NO WAIT NO. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.Mom: (Deep sigh)