If King King was

a real life beast ape, how much food would he eat and where would he find big enough bananas? Regular bananas are toothpicks to him, I've been trying to grow big king kong nans for a while now and never can.

Haters are gonna hate, I'm not even a troll, yall are just pissy little children that need someone to take their teenage angst out on. That's why you all get mad at every single thing I say and act like a dick if I spell one word wrong or fail to use simple punctuation.