tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/FortunatoForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Fortunato2013-12-24T00:00:00-05:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/918834HEY I JUST TROLLED YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY<p>Hard to believe eh?
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</p><p>PS yes I am alive I kno rite?
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</p><p>PPS Jmac Dood GirlVinyl; for me she is kinda a symbol of teh death of the 2000s internet.</p>Fortunato2013-12-24T15:47:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/880748DUCAS APRIL FOOLS DISCUSSION THREAD<p>tubs your first post was very meta.
</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/84/171ca884-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="25" height="15" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/84/171ca884-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="25" height="15" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/84/171ca884-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="25" height="15" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/84/171ca884-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="25" height="15" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/78/136a4a8e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" />
</p>Fortunato2011-02-01T01:15:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/880119Joshua<p>where the fuck did the computer come up with names for those strategies</p>Fortunato2011-01-24T03:16:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/880118post itt for raffle nudes<p><blockquote><strong>The Raven Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>dude how did I miss this thread I am crushed in my soullllllll</blockquote>
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</p><p>I mean me. my bad.</p>Fortunato2011-01-24T03:15:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/880113ok i have tried not to discuss this but i cant help it anymore <p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nV0GI8FkJBc&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nV0GI8FkJBc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>Fortunato2011-01-24T02:48:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/880001On the subject of Sigmund Freud's contribution to modern psychology<p><blockquote><strong>Zagreus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>my penis is big</blockquote>
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</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/80/fac2008c-771d-11de-b167-001ec94d5d3f.jpg" width="22" height="24" alt="" /></p>Fortunato2011-01-22T21:55:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879980My apology <p>actually I live a pretty awesome life all things considered</p>Fortunato2011-01-22T06:08:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879877Bubble troll?<p>you are really bored aren&#8217;t you?</p>Fortunato2011-01-21T05:30:23Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879812I made 3 posts today<p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/56/c1fc92b2-dfc8-11de-b301-003048db2566.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="" /></p>Fortunato2011-01-20T04:46:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879811Your favorite poem<p>actually the yipiyuk is a favorite of mine too</p>Fortunato2011-01-20T04:43:56Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879810On the subject of Sigmund Freud's contribution to modern psychology<p><blockquote><strong>Aldo_Anything Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Geehrter Herr Freud, there&#8217;s a penis right next to you.</blockquote>
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</p><p>sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, other times it&#8217;s a gigantic phallus</p>Fortunato2011-01-20T04:42:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879809HOBART WE DEMAND A NINJA TURTLE<p>UI thought I was clever and I tried googling turtle ninja. it takes way to much time to sort through google for anything even remotely pop culture fuck that.</p>Fortunato2011-01-20T04:41:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879470HOBART WE DEMAND A NINJA TURTLE<p>FUCK YEAH</p>Fortunato2011-01-14T04:30:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879469i am on a roll tonghit <p>HOBART WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NINJA TURLE IN QUESTION</p>Fortunato2011-01-14T04:29:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879468vintage fwz time<p>&#8216;sup iirz, &#8216;sup fail
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</p><p>vintage yo this thread is the leisure suit of flamebait</p>Fortunato2011-01-14T04:09:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879410Your favorite poem<p>can i take it back actually this is my favorite:
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nJLOuss1ip0/SOZU1dHgsmI/AAAAAAAAAZM/GMkhhy89JXI/s1600/ickleme.gif" />
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</p><p>Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too
</p><p>Went for a ride in a flying shoe.
</p><p>&#8220;Hooray!&#8221;
</p><p>&#8220;What fun!&#8221;
</p><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s time we flew!&#8221;
</p><p>Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.
</p><p>
</p><p>Ickle was captain, and Pickle was crew
</p><p>And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stew
</p><p>As higher
</p><p>And higher
</p><p>And higher they flew,
</p><p>Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.
</p><p>
</p><p>Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,
</p><p>Over the sun and beyond the blue.
</p><p>&#8220;Hold on!&#8221;
</p><p>&#8220;Stay in!&#8221;
</p><p>&#8220;I hope we do!&#8221;
</p><p>Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.
</p><p>
</p><p>Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle too
</p><p>Never returned to the world they knew,
</p><p>And nobody
</p><p>Knows what&#8217;s
</p><p>Happened to
</p><p>Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too</p>Fortunato2011-01-13T05:33:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879409Your favorite poem<p>A long time ago, when the earth was green
</p><p>and there was more kinds of animals than you&#8217;ve ever seen,
</p><p>and they run around free while the world was bein&#8217; born,
</p><p>and the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.
</p><p>
</p><p>There was green alligators and long-neck geese.
</p><p>There was humpy bumpy camels and chimpanzees.
</p><p>There was catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you&#8217;re born
</p><p>the lovliest of all was the Unicorn.
</p><p>
</p><p>But the Lord seen some sinnin&#8217;, and it caused him pain.
</p><p>He says, &#8220;Stand back, I&#8217;m gonna make it rain.&#8221;
</p><p>He says, &#8220;Hey Brother Noah, I&#8217;ll tell ya whatcha do.
</p><p>Go and build me a floatin&#8217; zoo.
</p><p>
</p><p>And you take two alligators and a couple of geese,
</p><p>two humpy bumpy camels and two chimpanzees.
</p><p>Take two catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you&#8217;re born,
</p><p>Noah, don&#8217;t you forget my Unicorn.&#8221;
</p><p>
</p><p>Now Noah was there, he answered the callin&#8217;
</p><p>and he finished up the ark just as the rain was fallin&#8217;.
</p><p>He marched in the animals two by two,
</p><p>and he called out as they went through,
</p><p>
</p><p>&#8220;Hey Lord, I got your two alligators and your couple of geese,
</p><p>your humpy bumpy camels and your chimpanzees.
</p><p>Got your catsandratsandelephants &#8211; but Lord, I&#8217;m so forlorn
</p><p>&#8216;cause I just don&#8217;t see no Unicorn.&#8221;
</p><p>
</p><p>Ol&#8217; Noah looked out through the drivin&#8217; rain
</p><p>but the Unicorns were hidin&#8217;, playin&#8217; silly games.
</p><p>They were kickin&#8217; and splashin&#8217; in the misty morn,
</p><p>oh them silly Unicorn.
</p><p>
</p><p>The the goat started goatin&#8217;, and the snake started snakin&#8217;,
</p><p>the elephant started elephantin&#8217;, and the boat started shaking&#8217;.
</p><p>The mouse started squeakin&#8217;, and the lion started roarin&#8217;,
</p><p>and everyone&#8217;s aboard but the Unicorn.
</p><p>
</p><p>I mean the green alligators and the long-neck geese,
</p><p>the humpy bumpy camels and the chimpanzees.
</p><p>Noah cried, &#8220;Close the door &#8216;cause the rain is pourin&#8217; &#8211;
</p><p>and we just can&#8217;t wait for them Unicorn.&#8221;
</p><p>
</p><p>Then the ark started movin&#8217;, and it drifted with the tide,
</p><p>and the Unicorns looked up from the rock and cried.
</p><p>And the water come up and sort of floated them away &#8211;
</p><p>that&#8217;s why you&#8217;ve never seen a Unicorn to this day.
</p><p>
</p><p>You&#8217;ll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese.
</p><p>You&#8217;ll see humpy bumpy camels and lots of chimpanzees.
</p><p>You&#8217;ll see catsandratsandelephants, but sure as you&#8217;re born
</p><p>you&#8217;re never gonna see no Unicorn</p>Fortunato2011-01-13T05:31:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879348Check out my new penis!<p><blockquote><strong>viscera Posted:</strong>
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</p><p><strong>This thread just makes me feel bad because I feel like I should have a penis and I don&#8217;t and fml.</strong> <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/0/1cb0c76c-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>well hey at least you get to make the decision whether or not to spawn entirely on your own according to american legal precedent. imo that beats having a dick.</p>Fortunato2011-01-12T02:15:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879345THE MIRACLE OF LIFE<p>I wonder if it feels something like a 20 hour giant mega dump through a tube that is much more sensitive than the rectum.</p>Fortunato2011-01-12T02:07:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879342Anime, Manga and Game Industry in Tokyo Potentially screwed over by newly passed Law<p>also there will be less porn</p>Fortunato2011-01-12T00:40:23Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879175fwz_dom.png<p>start: Beans, beans, the musical fruit
</p><p>The more you eat, the more you toot
</p><p>The more you toot, the better you feel
</p><p>So let&#8217;s have beans at every meal!
</p><p>
</p><p>10: Legumes, cereals, fruit, music, etc., each plays his best, so women every meal!
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</p><p>40 later: Recently, seeds, fruit, music, games better than any player in every woman!</p>Fortunato2011-01-09T06:21:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879174Quitting sale<p><blockquote><strong>viscera Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Put an alt in there, read their forum, get kicked by iDavid. You&#8217;ll figure it out p quickly.</blockquote>
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</p><p>I had one there briefly because I knew they existed but I really did not expect it to be as pathetic as it was. It was sort of, i dunno, so pathetic it was <em>creepy</em>, like meeting the branch davidians of patheticness.</p>Fortunato2011-01-09T06:09:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879173fwz_dom.png<p>taishan is disappointing in some ways. It has some vocab problems. It will happily translate things over and over again, but sometimes it puts a thing into the right word then can&#8217;t translate it back in spite of similiarities. Look at ABERTOS in portugues below, then I add an I to make ABIERTOS and it translates it out of spanish the next time spanish comes up.
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</p><p>Original English Text:
</p><p>MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN, WORLD! HERE I COME!
</p><p>Translated to French:
</p><p>MES YEUX SONT GRANDS OUVERTS, MONDE ! JE VIENS !
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY EYES LARGE ARE OPENED, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to German:
</p><p>MEINE GROSSEN AUGEN SIND, WELT GEÖFFNET! ICH KOMME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY LARGE EYES ARE OPENED, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Italian:
</p><p>I MIEI GRANDI OCCHI SONO APERTI, MONDO! VENGO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT EYES ARE OPENED, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Portuguese:
</p><p>MEUS GRANDES OLHOS SÃO ABERTOS, MUNDO! EU VENHO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT EYES ARE ABERTOS, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Spanish:
</p><p>¡MIS GRANDES OJOS SON ABERTOS, MUNDO! ¡VENGO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT EYES ARE ABERTOS, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>Original English Text:
</p><p>MY GREAT EYES ARE ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>Translated to French:
</p><p>MES GRANDS YEUX SONT ABIERTOS, MONDE ! JE VIENS !
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY LARGE EYES ARE ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to German:
</p><p>MEINE GROSSEN AUGEN SIND ABIERTOS, WELT! ICH KOMME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY LARGE EYES ARE ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Italian:
</p><p>I MIEI GRANDI OCCHI SONO ABIERTOS, MONDO! VENGO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT EYES SONO ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Portuguese:
</p><p>MEU GRANDE SONO ABIERTOS DOS OLHOS, MUNDO! EU VENHO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT SONO ABIERTOS OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Spanish:
</p><p>¡MI GRAN SONO ABIERTOS DE LOS OJOS, MUNDO! ¡VENGO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT SONO OPENED OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>
</p><p>Original English Text:
</p><p>MY GREAT SONO OPENED OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>Translated to French:
</p><p>MON GRAND SONO OUVERT DES YEUX, MONDE ! JE VIENS !
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY LARGE SOUND SYSTEM OPEN OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to German:
</p><p>MEINE GROSSE TONANLAGE OFFEN VON DEN AUGEN, WELT! ICH KOMME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY LARGE TONANLAGE OPEN FROM THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Italian:
</p><p>I MIEI GRANDI TONANLAGE SI APRONO DAGLI OCCHI, MONDO! VENGO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT TONANLAGE ARE OPENED FROM THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Portuguese:
</p><p>MEUS GRANDES TONANLAGE SÃO ABERTOS DOS OLHOS, MUNDO! EU VENHO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT TONANLAGE IS ABERTOS OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated to Spanish:
</p><p>¡MI GRAN TONANLAGE ES ABERTOS DE LOS OJOS, MUNDO! ¡VENGO!
</p><p>
</p><p>Translated back to English:
</p><p>MY GREAT TONANLAGE IS ABERTOS OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!</p>Fortunato2011-01-09T06:07:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879105The Irony Thread<p><blockquote><strong>Skyman747 Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>seriously just look at that thing
</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://a.imageshack.us/img714/7381/chamhatin.gif" /></blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>hog posted it first
</p><p>
</p><p>also I <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/12/1ad38790-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /> lynch for not explaining his wierd movies. And the first half hour of dune is good.</p>Fortunato2011-01-08T14:54:13Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879104Favorite Cuss<p>cockbiscuits</p>Fortunato2011-01-08T14:52:43Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879103Quitting sale<p>island of avalon is wierd. I wonder how the hell that clan formed.</p>Fortunato2011-01-08T14:51:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879102funny image with no added content i hope this is the right place to put htis<p>awwwww someone help the poor bear creatur find his penis</p>Fortunato2011-01-08T14:48:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879101After 8 bits, it was well worth the weight<p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/6/6dbf5c50-0f0e-11df-ba7b-003048db2566.gif" width="32" height="25" alt="" /></p>Fortunato2011-01-08T14:47:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/878828Check out my new penis!<p>check out my new theramin!</p>Fortunato2011-01-06T01:41:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/878732scott pilgrim vs. bronnih<p><blockquote><strong>Chawin Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>i still do its genetic</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>oh that&#8217;s why you&#8217;re you.
</p><p>
</p><p>what is it? Krohn&#8217;s disease?</p>Fortunato2011-01-05T04:42:30Z