... if you let us tell you about the GT charity auction that's live now on eBay.

Basically it's a load of photos from the last two Naked Issues. Each signed by the fit blokey whose butt naked form it shows. With all proceeds going to the Elton John AIDS foundation.

Everyone's a winner, right? Full listings here. Don't be stingy - nobody wants to be buried with a crisp wad of twenties, but lots of us wouldn't mind being buried with a signed naked photo of Andrew Hayden-Smith.