When a friend from work gives you zucchini, make zucchini bread, then discover zucchini bread is just spice cake that is in no way improved by zucchini, and stick to spice cake. I just executed this recipe for the first time, and I reveal that zucchini adds nothing to zucchini bread, and is just an excuse to eat spice cake. I therefore give you the zucchini bread recipe below with the non-zucchini option. Because I love you.