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Wow you guys seriously have problems. I had hair "down there" at 10, and I started bleeding at 11. Any guy who says having those are enough for them are sick fucks and if any man ever said that to my face I would make sure he was never able to have sexual pleasure ever again.
Anyway, this is why guys should actually talk to the girls before they bone them. Even the guys I've had one night stands with knew my name and my age.

July 4th 11:14 - To be fair, when you're body begins to go through puberty is when sexual activity is supposed to begin, not some arbitary age limit. Why do you think that women start ovulation and men's penii(I don't care for the plural of this, fuck it) grow larger. The switch is flipped, somebody just has to connect it.

Something tells me that all the people who are claiming all these jokes are terrible and that the ones who find them funny are bad people are really just one or two bored guys trolling for the hell of it. There's no way anyone could really be that idiotic.

and wtf? if you think these things are so horrific and disgusting to talk about, why the hell would you wish that on anyone else? that is some messed up logic. it's just a JOKE. jokes are what keep us from going insane about the state the world is in right now.

dear 11:50, sober girls our own age cough cough (such as yourself) are dried up cunts, we must take the life force from the youngin's
Oh and by the way, if you think the guys here are being serious, you need to pick up your helmet and go back onto the short bus. Guys have been joking around about this stuff since we knew what sex was. Hence, this is why we have all these sayings, because its a joke,

1:35/1:36/1:38
Are you silly cunts serious?!? Who said anything about raping little girls? Nobody. Not until you mentioned it. And no one here thinks molesting little girls is funny, we think the sayings are funny. And when I said people in their 20s or 40s I wasn't talking about those diff age groups molesting girls, I was talking about those age groups finding things funny or not. You are some dumb ass bitches putting words in my mouth. Go be dumb cunts elsewhere please.

so who cares 10:58, life is short, i say don't care about it and brag to your friends that you did a 16 year old. unless you're like 40 :P
and 1:41, amen to that
and what's the difference between a dead baby and your garbage? your garbage isn't in 12 different garbage cans. XD

Fuck feminists! How is it that you're treated unfairly? You bitches have an advantage these days for jobs, getting in to colleges/grad programs, etc. The white male is the most vilified and biggest victim of discrimination in this country today. Get over it bitches!

You're not a feminist? Feminism is about believing in equality between men and women. For some reason, young girls these days are somewhat ashamed to say that they are feminists, but they still claim to want, and believe in equality. Open you eyes, feminists can still have a sense of humor too. It's all just a matter of if they get butt hurt about it all.

eeewww you guys are sickk as f*** . . idk if you are just trying to sound tough right now but that is seriusly gross. . . you sound like the 30year old perv that is trying to get with the girl at the bar that uses a fake to be 18years old. nothing is grosser than that. so stop acting like sexual predators and go for sober girls your own age. please and thanksss!!

1:45am
You are by far the stupidest bitch on this entire site right now. They're just sayings not actions. Stop being so serious and maybe you'll enjoy life a bit more. The way you're acting about this is so pathetic that it just screams, "I have issues and I was molested. Everybody look at my baggage!"

11:43 and 11:50
Are you guys really that stupid? They're jokes. Just funny little sayings that make people laugh. How the fuck haven't you heard any of those?!? The people saying them don't really think it's cool to fuck 11 and 12 year olds. It's just a joke you silly cunts. Lighten up.

5:59 - You should go kill yourself right about, now. People using arbitrary dead baby joke that doesn't really even fit in context means you're some edgy punk trying to get some shocks. Go fuck yourself you retard?

1:50- who are you fooling? You don't hang out with any boys because you are a huge anchor. You're acting more stuck up than a tampon and you have no sense of humor. This is not the site for you. I hear the "ijustwanttotellyou" site is recruiting. Go bother them. Stupid bitch.

If you think the sayings are funny, then you OBVIOUSLY think molesting little girls is funny since kids that young cannot consent. Anyone who thinks talking about fucking children is humourous has some serious SERIOUS mental issues. I pray none of you ever procreate. Not because I think you will molest your kids, but because your stupidity really does not need to be added to the gene pool!

BTW, all of you pricks who think joking about molesting little girls is a funny thing: I hope you have a little girl someday and I hope someone molests the fuck out of her and you have to deal with all the pain and grief....maybe then you worthless fucks will realize how mentally retarded you are

1:56 the only trick I learned during my molestation was put the legs together, they scream more.
What's the difference between a dead baby and the Thanksgiving turkey?
I didn't fuck the turkey before I ate it.

sex is fun and all but when ur little sister's classmates are having sex it feels wrong caz you can see just how young they are. and most of the time the guys in my school cant get any and they go for the lower grades. its sad. and the reason the "older chicks" are dry and saggy is because they started fucking young so when they get to the age when it would be normal for them to be fucking theyre already used.
whores.
and im no prude, im more of a nympho but i dont fuck every guy i see.

Im down with 12:46
Im 16 and have been raped by an abusive bf 3 times, but I can be ok enough to not fly off the handle at jokes. I also look much older and typically get guessed as 20+ so stuff like this just happens. Ive never dated anyone younger than 18 in my whole life because guys are just too immature ;) so if the 16 yr old wants to fuck, let her fuck.
no ones talking right? people can be in love with an age difference. My best boyfriend has been a guy thats 4 1/2 years older than me, so what?

For all the people who need to change thier tampons, I've heard these jokes since high school, it's like guys joking about banging each others moms or sisters. That is the only reason why the sayings rhyme. So please take your asses to the gym.

Thank God I don't hang out with guys like all of you. No doubt all of you who think the sayings are funny are worthless frat guys or tools. No doubt thats why I have never encountered weirdos like you in real life. I stay away from morons like that like the plague!

Wtf is up with all the fighting.
I'm a girl, I was almost raped (thank God for best friends.) and I the jokes made me laugh.
If I thought a guy really thought fucking a 12 yr old girl is okay, then that's something to be concerned about. This site is FUNNY. It's all about jokes and stupid drunk ass texts and other things. Nothing here is really supposed to be taken seriously in the first place.

wow July 5, 3:12pm, and July 8, 1:17am, you sure are cool! I remember the girls like you in highschool, spent the day bragging about how old their boyfriends are, thinking it made them "cool" and "mature", without realizing that their boyfriend is a 25 year old guy who cant get a girl over 16.

HOLY SHIT people need to chill the fuck out on this website. 1:27 and 1:28, you are some seriously disturbed fucks. people are joking, and although you don't find it funny like others do, you don't fucking wish that on people. that shit's not funny at all. there's a big difference between a stupid little saying that is meant as a joke and telling someone you hope that their child or wife or whoever gets molested. so please do us all a favor and remove the sticks out of your assholes.

hahaha get over it people just take it as the funny text that it is, thats what this website is for you dumb fucks. and if a 16 year old is gonna act all slutty and if he really didn't know she was young then fuck, not all the blame can be on him. at what point does a 16 year old who is perfectly capable of thinking and acting for herself have to take some responsibility?

@ july 8, 2:17 am, your probably a lonely virgin that cant cant anything, no matter what age. and it has nothing to do with the age. its maturity, no one has time to deal with retarded 16 yr olds who think its still funny to draw penises on school desks. How about you get a life instead of dripping with sarcasm on a site where no one likes you? kthanks peace.

Considering it was the norm in the us 50 years ago to be married with at least one kid by 17, and 50 years before that at 14, I don't see where the problem is here, unless the guy was way way way older.