Father: You see, girls, there is an election coming up, and so far we have only had boring white men. This time we could have a black man or a woman as our president!Four-year-old daughter: But Daddy, we’re white!Father: Yes, but we aren’t boring.

Black hobo to young tourist couple with baby: Mmmmmmmmmmm… That's a nice lookin' baby! You must've done good that night… or morning. (laughs)Father: Uh… haha… yeah.Black hobo: I need to find me a white lady so I can make me a Barack Obama. Mmm-hmm!