Nashville
January 9
Soapy drama just belongs in the Bible Belt, with its big hair and country divas and looks that cut deep enough to fuel a thousand twangy guitar anthems. And before you go all, "ew, country music," remember that this is a T-Bone Burnett project, which means the songs are actually pretty great.

RuPaul's Drag Race
January 28
The bitches are back to compete for the title of America's Next Drag Superstar -- and three of them are Florida bitches, which is sure to make this season the sassiest yet. Also, one contestant performs under the name Penny Tration, which is reason enough to watch on its own, really.