Guaranteed: at least 90% of the female commenters don’t look nearly this good (100% of the ones with kids). At least 75% of the male commenters are same-old same-old American balding hairy beer bellied guys. So, go ahead, make 100 critical comments, butt-uglies. It’s the only thing that will make you feel better…at least until the next time you accidentally catch your own reflection.

#8
Before you accuse me of being a teenager make sure you don’t act like one yourself.
Name calling? Is that all you have?

By the way my native language is English and if you can pretend to be an adult maybe we can talk.

Or admit you’re the one who is of the spotty age and I’ll accept your a kid who’s on the internet trying to act tough and grown up and take for what you are.

Yes Pregnancy and child birth does affect a woman’s body in more than just shape (stop me if this is above your level of comprehension and I’ll re-write in a way you can understand, with crayons possibly) but when you have that much money and free time and also in the public eye, not forgetting embarking on a worldwide tour that is being called almost x-rated your body shape will come under scrutiny.

When you had arguably the best body in the business you will be compared to your previous self as that was the benchmark you previous set. When I say you I definitely do not mean you but I doubt you’ll disagree with me.

Look at every single other “Hollywood” mum and they all have got their shape back within weeks you she goes on a caffeine and laxative spree.

Get over yourself. She’s a public figure who sold herself on being sexy and still is.

Come back when you’ve reached puberty. I base that purely on your comment.

using multiple names to pretend others agree with you is really showing your age.

Keep acting like it and you’ll keep showing me why nothing you say should be listened to.

Even if it was worth saying.

Oh and for your comment at #14
Yes, but you shouldn’t concern yourself with that because you will never, ever get close to looking like her so keep wishing you’re her and the more you defend her there’s a small chance she would like you because all she would think off you is “Dayum, another stalker!”