I am pretty sure there is a special hell for people like me who do weird crossovers of two series that have no right being crossovered.

That being said this crack was a result of me playing Professor Layton and the Unwound Future and hearing Luke say 'Professor' way too many times. That and the sad ending that had me a little choked up for the fourth playthrough of this game. I replaced Layton with Hojo, for some odd reason, and Lucrecia immediately came right after.

And now we have this Professor Layton-esque Professor Hojo and a lovely Lucrecia.