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My room mate and I totally lost it when we saw this one. His little waddle is what sold it. HILARIOUS!

Autobahn08.14.13 @ 3:14am

oh God damn!!!!!

Retro Shout06.07.13 @ 8:02pm

chiantia, fava beans and firenzi’s liver. the silence of the rest.

Janees05.16.13 @ 5:23am

the hell was that?

BmeBenji02.03.13 @ 8:19pm

I want to know how many takes this took…

David Davidson09.18.12 @ 9:01pm

RIP Ryan Dunn

John09.10.12 @ 8:12am

As I was standing there, looking deeply into my kitty sock puppet for answers, I realized I did not like this world. It could have been the rum sans coke, and it’s damage to my body. That is likely. But, as I try to come to grips with this world, Chester the Man Molester, also known as Roomie, further adds to my feelings of shame and discomfort.

For that, we salute him.

Balls09.03.12 @ 2:00am

@tags-sempai, @cocodaddy.

It is a Silence of the Lambs parody. It’s the scene where Buffalo Bill dresses up in makeup and tucks his junk under and dances around and says “would you fuck me?” “I’d fuck me, I’d fuck me so hard.”

It’s right after the “Put the lotion in the fucking basket!” scene.

TheJassi-fricka-nation08.22.12 @ 6:15pm

Weird thing is, I have adblock, and I just watched this…

Second weird thing, if I couldn’t watch this, I’d probably just turn off my adblock…

It’s, like, two mouse clicks and an F5. If I’m really worried, I can turn it back on after watching… I really don’t know what I just watched… But still, besides the point.

tagz-sempai07.19.12 @ 8:13am

@Cocodaddy I think its a “exorcist” reference not silence of the lambs

Adblock06.07.12 @ 7:00am

Why are you surprised or angry when your service doesn’t work with adblock on. THAT’S HOW THEY PAY FOR IT. You are exchanging your time or screen-space for that service or entertainment. This is how commerce works.

fuckadblock05.29.12 @ 10:14pm

All of you adblock cunts who don’t feel like watching the video because of it not letting you due to your adblock, THERE ISN’T EVEN A FUCKING AD. YOU DON’T EVEN NEED THE FUCKING ADBLOCK FOR THIS.

I was recently asked by a close colleague of mine to describe what this film was about. How to describe a piece of art in such few words? How does one describe the Sistine Chapel? It’s beautiful. Yes, but what is REALLY going on?

Well, basically we see a young adult, who will be referred to as YA1 from here on out, coming out out what seems to be your everyday, run of the mill shower. Why was he taking a shower? For how long? Did he use conditioner? We do not know. The suspense builds.

Conflict arises within this work when our protagonist, YA1, realizes that he there is no towel made available to him to dry off with. Why isn’t it there? Did he forget to have one ready? What liquid-absorbent material is the towel made of? IS THERE EVEN A TOWEL?

YA1 realized the gravity of his situation when he concludes that he IS INDEED ‘‘left for wet’‘. Thus he opts to perform that which is known in American pop-culture as “The Buffalo Bill Tuck”. It is the basic act of trying to hide one’s penis between his legs whilst having an erection, for either sexually arousal, comical, or disturbing effects. Such was the case for this deed’s namesake, Buffalo Bill, as was seen the movie “The Silence of the Lambs”.

Furthermore, YA1 decides to perturb another male who appears to be his roommate and is referred to as “John”. He does so by doing a side-crab across their seemingly shared living space area (while John stands across in their kitchen) whilst in full “Buffalo Bill Tuck”, asking John (in a deep voice, again reminiscent of Buffalo Bill) if he would engage in sexual intercourse with him. Naturally John is unsettled by this attack on the senses. Why would YA1 commit such a travesty? Why not just look for a towel? Are there in fact, no towels? Was he even wet? Did he even take a shower?

Even more surprising is John’s reaction. During the “Tucked Crab Walk” performed by YA1, John clearly gets a view of the perversion that YA1 has turned himself into. Yet, he follows this up by taking the Lord’s name in vein and cursing right after. How much did John see? Why did he bother looking at YA1 if he heard YA1 making such a suspiciously odd voice first? Has he seen this schtick before? Did he know it was coming? Was he indeed disgusted, or perhaps aroused? Perhaps the anger we are shown in his reaction is a mere front, to disguise the latent homosexual urges he harbors towards YA1 when he sees his sleek and nubile body, in all it’s physical attractiveness?

And after 5 seconds, the film ends with seemingly more questions than answers. There is more words exchanged between YA1 and John after the post credits, but the bulk of the damage has already been done. The presence of possibly corrupt and shady characters are in-line with the noir style of film. Yet the lack of darkly-tinted, low-key lighting, and the suburban setting modernize the film to the neo-noir school. The constant questioning of every character’s motives and fast-paced cut scenes are clear contributors to the thriller genre.

Does YA1 run back a second time to continue his onslaught on John? Does John follow YA1 and confess his undying love for YA1? ARE THERE ANY TOWELS IN THIS HOUSE? These are the main questions one is left with after viewing this film. It’s clear that the director leaves the ending ambiguous so that the viewer can fill in his own blanks. That is to say, the viewer has now become the story teller, and in a sense is given a test to learn more about him/herself as a person, depending on how he/she answers said questions. This is where the artistic side of the film shines through. And lastly the 5 second time frame is the clear element of this film that makes it fit the criterion of being an experimental film. So much is said in so little time, such is life.

In conclusion, this is a brilliant piece of modern day cinema, and I wouldn’t be surprised if we heard more about “Absence of The Towels” a lot more come awards season. Additionally, if I had to assign films that I thought to be clear and apparent influences to the film maker, I’d list them as so:

i watched this about over 1,000 time its soo funny just like the rest of them :D

Mercedes01.19.12 @ 8:05pm

I just have to keep watching this one over, and over, and over again! Awesome!

Gabby12.13.11 @ 11:32pm

ya know, i dont even know what this is about but i just keep watching it bc of the weird thing he is saying.

StickySam12.03.11 @ 8:12pm

Wow, talk about brave! The execution and reaction was perfect for this, I was literally ROFLing.

On a side note, yes Brian, I would fuck you. SO HARD.

howarthm11.18.11 @ 5:26pm

Would you fuck me john, I would fuck you so hard

bheahan11.09.11 @ 7:14pm

rgfgdfg

Mmara11.07.11 @ 6:32am

lol….oohhhh noooo!

The Austin10.24.11 @ 4:59pm

The ones with movie references are some of the best

Rebee09.26.11 @ 5:59pm

Crying. This is most awesome.

shit.09.21.11 @ 11:59am

needs digital technology in my opinion

FreebiesandDeals09.14.11 @ 6:14am

That is soooo funny!!

Boogi09.08.11 @ 12:20am

Good sense of humour…..Oh jon you make me sick ukhhhhhhawwww…

John09.03.11 @ 2:45am

Lol at reaction xD

Niceguy Eddie08.23.11 @ 3:43pm

ROTFLMAO! Classic.

Erik Gee08.09.11 @ 7:46am

Does anyone know the name of the vid where a kid says “I’m not ready for sex” “What are you? Pussy?”

Quenelle08.06.11 @ 4:02am

xDDDD

brilliant

Erich06.08.11 @ 5:40am

He’s wearing underwear in the shower.

editing services05.20.11 @ 6:15am

What a funny video! Thanks!

daymare05.06.11 @ 2:53am

Doesn’t he have a penis? or I cannot see it?

forums05.02.11 @ 10:15am

Absence of the Towels. my new favorite

Larry04.24.11 @ 6:31am

Too funny can’t stop laughing.

custom term paper04.20.11 @ 1:53am

what a stulid man!!! ugly!!!

Dissertation Help03.14.11 @ 3:20am

Now that’s what I call quality entertainment. Good clip by the way.

batterie02.28.11 @ 8:36pm

What Im wonderin is that dude touched It.

WouldYouFuckMeJohn02.16.11 @ 2:20pm

Geez… if you don’t get this, or if you think this is a “Clerks 2” reference, like the dumbass who commented previously, this is a reference to the character Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs (see below) The end of the video will clear this up for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81F28kPXuo

ALDEEZY02.03.11 @ 9:47am

HHAHAHA, GOOD SHIT!!!

EviL EsKiMo01.31.11 @ 6:00pm

not quite24 what we expected

fuhking hilarious though

lol12.27.10 @ 12:54pm

Best!))))))))))))

Kai12.09.10 @ 12:48pm

Never gets old.

Deacon Frost12.08.10 @ 4:52pm

OMG for real dude ? lol so rude god damn indeed mister haha.

man_in_the_box12.08.10 @ 4:01am

Nice movie). Maybe I should write a critical essay about it.

man_in_the_box12.08.10 @ 3:57am

Nice movie. Maybe I should write a critical essay about it.

Beamer11.28.10 @ 8:39pm

It’s not good, but lots of people like it. So it’s like McDonalds.

Mgn11.10.10 @ 4:24am

His lobster-like walk is the icing on the cake.

RobotHorse11.10.10 @ 3:45am

Is that Ryan Dunn?

bearcub10.25.10 @ 5:54am

U know that anyone who’s ever had a roommate has just had EVERY argument validated!!;p

phydoughx10.24.10 @ 2:23am

just incredibly funny… period

disappointment was always my favorite dish10.19.10 @ 5:42pm

This 5sf makes every mediocre day… bearable.

Ian10.18.10 @ 6:09pm

Why is this the number one watched one and the one where Olivia shakes her breasts isn’t? One problem everyone has is apparently we want to see Brian’s one penis.

One.

Get it right!10.18.10 @ 3:35pm

It’s… “Would you fuck me, Jon? I’d fuck me so hard”

Clarice10.14.10 @ 8:55pm

haaaaahahahahahaha!!...‘errrr, what are you, about a size 14?’...‘wha—’ ...‘THWACK’...

nutucker10.08.10 @ 9:14am

the walk kills me, followed with the o.s. “I’d Fu*k me so hard”...must have watched this 50 times.

Yellow Jester10.07.10 @ 6:34pm

he’s got a towel in the first shot.

cyperguy10.07.10 @ 3:27pm

EYE BLEACH, please!

awesomeperson10.04.10 @ 11:24am

He says:
“Would you fuck me Jon?”

and then Jon says:
“Aw, God damnit!

and the other guy says:
“I’d fuck you so hard.”

dudeman09.30.10 @ 2:36pm

awesomeness!

Wsx09.24.10 @ 9:55am

Eeeewwww…
Well, it’s something new84.

Radioactive Moments09.22.10 @ 7:12am

this is the best one. not to mention the fact that im sporting a huge hard on right now.

lavunte09.20.10 @ 3:35pm

PUT ON THE LOTION!!!! lol

Super Grover09.11.10 @ 2:58pm

Wow, balls man. You’ve got ‘em. But I can’t see ‘em.

dan09.11.10 @ 1:09pm

hahaha, human zoidberg !!!

vigorous anal sex09.10.10 @ 7:33pm

Would I fuck him?
Probably49.

minetruly09.06.10 @ 10:22am

The reason Brian was hired in the first place was for his uncanny ability to impersonate serial killers.

Groooor09.06.10 @ 10:21am

Nice colors on this one.

TommyGun09.03.10 @ 10:17am

shitting my pants laughing. i had about twenty people around the computer at work the other night crying laughing.

oneliner09.03.10 @ 2:42am

Aaaaa oh my god even though my eyelids have been charred by this, I watched it more then 10 times. It’s disturbing for the fact that my friends would actually do stuff like this.

Bow_chika_wow_wow09.01.10 @ 6:00am

The funniest part is the reaction, because it perfectly conveys just how often this shit happens.

Erica08.27.10 @ 10:32pm

That is the best thing I have ever seen.

BRUH08.26.10 @ 9:47am

ya mutha7.23.10 @ 12:25am
“clerks 2 reference, ha.”

You are either the biggest troll in the world or proof of why Kevin Smith needs to die.

Zajber08.22.10 @ 10:17am

Was that James Hetfield at the end? Oo

Anyway, that… was…. AWESOME!!1!1!!!

David08.22.10 @ 1:58am

Hehe, the guy in the kitchen kinda looks like Ryan Dunn

Christoph08.21.10 @ 5:54am

This is my all time favorite. Thank you!!!

Joseph08.16.10 @ 9:00am

Hahahahahaha. Well played, gentlemen.

minetruly08.15.10 @ 8:27pm

Hard to threaten someone with a hose when they’re already wet.

Right after a shower is the perfect time to apply lotion, though.

minetruly08.15.10 @ 8:25pm

I’ll admit, that the first thing that comes to mind when I’m out of towels is not serial killers.

James08.13.10 @ 9:07pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha. this is one of the funniest ish i ever saw. hahahahahahaha.

Annie08.12.10 @ 9:59am

Oh man…That got me. That was hilarious!

Pangea08.03.10 @ 10:29am

Phil Hoffman from Happiness at the end there. Good one.

Beeeeeeestoked08.01.10 @ 7:12pm

I am literally in tears, laughing my ass off after i’ve already watched it 50 times.

Def my favorite.

Unfire07.30.10 @ 6:34am

Dear god. I went and played this on a 42 inch screen for a room full of friends, and couldn’t hear the last line over the laughter. This and “Super Psyched” are the best.

QUiXiLVER07.29.10 @ 2:45pm

Wow. He really is playing with a little stuffed kitty.
:D

R.A.I.U.07.28.10 @ 11:12pm

one of the biggest comment generators I’ve seen
Anyhow, the funniest thing about it for me is I actually did that a while back…

Shayne07.28.10 @ 8:48pm

I have not stopped laughing for 5 minutes. I’m in tears. haha Nice work.

Monika's dad07.28.10 @ 11:39am

How old is a little boy when he realizes he can make his package “go away”?

Arabian07.28.10 @ 10:59am

Hahahahaha one of the best by far.

Alicia Marie07.28.10 @ 6:07am

I love this. Best one I’ve seen yet!

Hibou07.27.10 @ 3:35pm

Definitively one of my favorites!
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Eatintea07.27.10 @ 12:41am

You gotta admit, that is one unique sideways walk. And, that is a hairy man with a kitten doll. Good thing the video is so short46.