Actorbots, Role Out!

Thursday, Central Casting is holding an open casting call for the next year’s potentially disastrous Michael Bay production of Transformers. Unfortunately, they’re only looking for 16-17 year-olds and 18-23 year-olds that look like high school students. That’s too bad for all of us nerds that are now in our 30’s. Still, I wonder how many people will show up in their homemade costumes to audition for juicy roles like Bumblebee and Megatron?

What I want to know is what happened to the Michael Bay who made Armageddon? He freaking rocked. But the Bay who made Pearl Harbor and then that Island piece of shit? Great script or not I ain’t gonna buy into that hype.