Responses

As you’ve read, we’ve received many witty responses to our request for a 700 word essay for invitees who can’t attend the wedding. Here is the response from Mr. Farmer’s Mom’s Cousin:

Nelly.
I appreciate your request for my essay. But you see I have a few problems.
(1) I don’t think I know 700 words!
(2) I don’t know how much you know about this side of the family, but it wasn’t too long ago that we were drawing pictures in caves.
Best wishes,
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