Bristol Palin’s Crime

Gives David Letterman License to Ridicule Her as a Slut and Whore.

Bristol Palin’s crime against society is not that she became pregnant and birthed a child out of wedlock. Bristol Palin’s crime against society is that she “CHOSE” to NOT abort her “inconvenient” baby.

Because, at the age of seventeen, she chose to forego the rite of Baptism by Abortion, the National Church of the Secular Left has deemed that Bristol Palin must live out the remainder of her earthly days under “American Sharia Law for Conservative Women,” the law of the land for backward, uneducated girls and women who are too dumb to abort their unwanted or less-than-perfect babies. American Sharia Law decrees that she travel life’s road with the Scarlet “A” blazoned upon her chest which licenses all lecherous late night comics such as David Letterman, their God-given rights to humiliate her night after night on national television, to fantasize about her being “knocked up” by athletes while her mother is looking on, as David Letterman described her fourteen-year-old sister, and to advertise her as a prostitute for whore-mongers like Elliot Spitzer, as David Letterman did.

American Sharia Law licenses to Liberal women their God-given right to applaud David Letterman and to themselves ridicule the teenager as “a joke,” as Joy Behar of “The View” explained. “I know, but they traipse the kid out as — she’s a walking punchline! They preach abstinence and then she gets knocked up. That’s the joke.” Responding to David Letterman’s rape jokes about a fourteen-year-old, Margaret Carlson informed MSNBC viewers that because Sarah Palin “paraded” her children on stage at the Republican Convention, they should be considered “fair game” for personal attacks. Ariana Huffington said the same thing, insinuating that Sarah Palin should have stayed home and hid her pregnant daughter from public view. That is American Sharia Law that ALL Conservative and Traditional women are subject to in this age of the National Church of Secular Liberalism.

Here is a prominent American media woman describing the children of a Conservative woman as deserving of David Letterman’s humiliating Rape and Prostitute Jokes!

Bristol Palin had another choice available, which almost all other American girls choose. Everyday, pregnant seventeen-year-olds make visits to abortion clinics to rid themselves of any evidence that they were ever “knocked-up,” as David Letterman so crudely describes it. By partaking of that Liberal Sacrament of Passage, those young women escape the horrors of American Sharia Law and are considered by the National Church of the Secular Left to be as pure and virginal as Mother Mary. They are granted the right to live in Liberal America without being labeled “sluts” and without the sexual abuse and humiliations that American Sharia Law forces upon Traditional women who give birth as God intended. Those women who have been sanctified by the shedding of their own aborted child’s blood in the Rite of Abortion, may have promiscuous sex and pregnancies ad infinitum and never be degraded to wear the Scarlet A. It is the Blood Sacrament that almost all American men demand of their impregnated women. After all, it is the law of the State Church of Secular Liberalism.

These non-sanctified girls are not Liberals, therefore they are not really women in the eyes of the Liberal ruling class who see them as some sort of lower caste creature that has earned the degradation of American males. Perhaps, if they are lucky, America’s Secular Liberal Church will permit these Sharia-governed females to become Flight Attendants.** David Letterman has told us that American males consider these lower caste “slutty” working women who serve and protect the traveling public, to be just one step above the caste of prostitutes. Who but a slut would want to perform such traditional and menial work in Liberal – Progressive America?

American Sharia Law also deems that ALL children of Conservative women stand unprotected against any chauvinistc verbal assaults or sexual abuse that any male pervert wants to commit against them. As cited above, this rule has been reinforced by prominent American spokeswomen, including journalists Margaret Carlson and Arianna Huffington, and television pundit Joy Behar. American Sharia law visits the sins of bad mothers upon their innocent children. Joy Behar and Margaret Carlson have explained this using “bad mother” Governor Sarah Palin as their example. Because Governor Palin abuses her children by traveling cross-country with them in tow, gives everyone, under American Sharia Law, the right to punish those children with any kind of attacks, even to label those children as “sluts” and “whores.” These women, Behar and Carlson, and others, have said that Governor Palin’s fourteen-year-old daughter deserves to be the target of degrading sexual insinuations by late night comics such as David Letterman and to be humiliated by all perverted men who wish them to be raped by a baseball player. And of course, such young girls should be considered prostitutes by David Letterman and any other man, as what other opportunities will Liberals ever allow these unaborted children from the wombs of bad mothers?

**Other working class women (known as ‘White Trash’ in Liberal Speak) who have been demeaned by David Letterman as looking like “slutty” Sarah Palin, have been “the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check;” models for LensCrafters; “…Sarah Palin … looks like the lady in the dental office who gives you the keys to the restroom. Sarah Palin looks like the weekend anchor on Channel 9. She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing. She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial. She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out, ’44! 44! 45!’ Sarah Palin looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. Sarah Palin looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores. Sarah Palin looks like the mayor of a small town that’s banned dancing.” David Letterman’s quotes about “slutty” American working women are from the ChicagoTribune.com.

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2 Responses to Bristol Palin’s Crime

Chose? you mean you are pro-choice? Should a woman, such as Bristol, have the choice of choosing to abort or not abort? I’m surprised. I thought you were against choice. So, what is your beef with the pro-choice group then? I’m sorry, I’m not understanding your poition.

2005 to date, by Kerfuffles.
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