DIDDY: “I’m a big fan of Justin and he’s allowed to use my catchphrase ‘sexy’ and run with it I mean, I got it from somebody else, so it’s all good. [But] I am the king of the sexy, Justin. Let’s not get it twisted.”

…’cause the boy bander’s and Bad Boy’s comeback singles are equally uninspired. And Diddy’s new video, like Justin’s, is sleek, but boring and confusing until there’s an explosion at the end.

The best part of Diddy’s new song is when he says, “You know my name!” We do? Is it Sean? Puffy? Puff Daddy? P. Diddy? Just Diddy now, right? I’m gonna call you Lester if that’s cool.