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In Kansas, there aren't many subversive things you can do with someone's license plate number, aside from crank call the police and lying about seeing the plate at the scene of a crime or submitting the plate number to one of the many trite "bad driver" websites.

There's no easy way, for example, for normal people to query Kansas DMV to get personal information using only the license plate.

I think you surrender your right to privacy when you put something like that on your Lexus. You gotta expect 10-20 people will walk by with a camera phone and the pictures smeared be all over facebook, twitter, etc.

I think maybe you let excitement cloud your judgement when you saw the sign. There's more that one definition of the word "boobs."

1. dumbbell: an ignorant or foolish person2. drop the ball: commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake; "I blundered during the job interview"3. breast: either of two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman

You, obviously, were looking for No. 3; The driver was thinking No. 1.

The reason you didn't get a honk was either (a) you're not a boob or (b) you live in a place where there are so many boobs that the horn was worn out.

The Lexus was parked at Best Buy and the driver was not in the vehicle. No one was. I wasn't expecting much of anything, I just gave it a cursory ring of the bell as a way of saying "hooray for boobies!"

Also, the pink ribbons drawn alongside it combined with the fact that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month means that it most certainly was about breasts.

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