Jake's Corner

The two dancing sharks who stole KATY PERRY's Super Bowl Halftime Show have been identified. They're two of Katy's regular backup dancers. And one of them is the reason Katy is feuding with TAYLOR SWIFT . . . because she stole him from Taylor a few years ago.

RIHANNA has reportedly been hooking up with LEONARDO DICAPRIO for a while now. And while most women would be happy to have just gotten that far, this is Rihanna we're talking about. A source says she's making Leo SHAPE UP, because he's, quote, "flabbier than her usual lovers." And it sounds like Leo kind of DIGS being bossed around. The source adds, quote, "Leo thinks it's all highly amusing. He's never had a girl tell him what to do, so you can imagine how much he's loving it. She wants him to get a six-pack." But it goes both ways . . . because Rihanna made a promise to him regarding HER body . . . quote, "Leo asked her to promise [not to get another tattoo] until she falls in love again."

In a Twitter Q&A for T-Mobile, KIM KARDASHIAN was asked who she'd like to take a selfie with, if she could choose anybody. She said, quote, "My dad. Or Jesus. Or Marilyn Monroe. I can't decide."

NFL Hall of Famer and "Dancing with the Stars" runner-up WARREN SAPP was arrested yesterday morning in Phoenix, and charged with soliciting a prostitute and assault. He was in town to cover the Super Bowl for the NFL Network . . . but after his arrest, they fired him.

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S 21-year-old daughter BOBBI KRISTINA seemed on the verge of dying after nearly drowning in a bathtub on Saturday . . . and some people were saying it would be a MIRACLE if she recovered. Well, her condition has improved A LITTLE. Sources tell TMZ that the swelling on her brain has gone down . . . she's been able to move her eyes . . . and the oxygen levels in her brain have increased. It's still touch-and-go, though. A rep for the family says, quote, "Bobbi Kristina is fighting for her life and is surrounded by immediate family, we are asking you to honor our request for privacy during this difficult time."

"People" magazine reported that BRUCE JENNER is indeed becoming a woman, and filming the transformation for a reality show. The reason Bruce didn't just come right out with this at the beginning was because of his family . . . but a source says, quote, "The number one thing is they all support Bruce . . . and anything that says the opposite just isn't true."

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S 21-year-old daughter BOBBI KRISTINA was hospitalized on Saturday, after she lost consciousness and nearly drowned in a bathtub . . . just like her mother did almost exactly three years ago to the day. The police got a search warrant, but didn't see any signs of drug or alcohol abuse. So far it's unclear what caused her to lose consciousness. If she WAS clean, it raises questions about her mental state. Because an accidental drowning in a bathtub seems like an UNBELIEVABLE coincidence. Here's what we know . . . According to the police, Bobbi Kristina's husband Nick found her face-down in a bathtub on Saturday at their home in Roswell, Georgia. She was unresponsive, so he started CPR. Then cops took over when they got there. Eventually she was revived and rushed to the hospital, but there are conflicting reports about her condition. A source close to the family says she's stable, but an NBC affiliate in Atlanta says the police confirmed that she was put in a medically induced coma. "Entertainment Tonight" reported that she'd been placed on a ventilator . . . E! says she WASN'T placed in a coma . . . and TMZ claims she has "significantly diminished" brain function. A nurse allegedly told MediaTakeOut.com, quote, "She lost oxygen to her brain for too long . . . she's not going to be able to recover." Her dad BOBBY BROWN released a statement, but he only confirmed the hospitalization, and wouldn't comment further. He's supposedly with her. For what it's worth, the police were called to Bobbi Kristina's home the previous weekend about a fight, but no one was home when they arrived.

In less than a week, it'll be EIGHT MONTHS since TRACY MORGAN's party bus was struck by a Walmart truck . . . and he's STILL not in great shape. Tracy was spotted in New York City on Saturday, still walking with a cane, and it looked like he was struggling.

Justin Timberlake finally confirmed that he and Jessica Biel are having a baby. Justin shared a photo of him kissing his wife's growing baby bump on Instagram on Saturday which was his 34th birthday. Justin wrote, “Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes! This year, I'm getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN'T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl#YouNeverKnow#WeDontEvenKnow#WeAreTakingBets.”

KANYE WEST says he's a better human being because of KIM KARDASHIAN and their daughter. And that when he was acting out a few years ago, he was going through his OWN version of the "Terrible Twos" . . . because he didn't have the words or resources to do what he wanted with film and clothing.

JUSTIN BIEBER stopped by "Ellen" yesterday, and Ellen revealed she'd been asked to take part in his Comedy Central roast . . . but she REFUSED, because she doesn't like being mean to people.

Then she asked Justin why he's subjecting himself to that, and he said, quote, "I think it's just cool to laugh at yourself. I've done some things that might not have been the greatest. I just want to be able to laugh about it and own up to some of the things."

Johnny Depp skipped a news conference to promote his new movie, “Mortdecai", claiming that he was "attacked" by a "chupacabra." Depp said, "I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding." A chupacabra is a legendary, mythical creature that likes to drink animal blood and is rumored to live in certain parts of the Americas.

Meahwhile, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will get married in a week at his private island in the Bahamas. According to the NY Post, the two will marry in an intimate ceremony at his Little Hall’s Pond Cay island home. The guest list will include just 50 people, including Heard’s family and Depp’s children with former love Vanessa Paradis.

This probably isn't true, but The "Star" tabloid says KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN's boyfriend and baby daddy SCOTT DISICK is cheating on her . . . with her sister KENDALL JENNER. A source says, quote, "When Kendall and Scott first met, Kendall was a shy 11year-old schoolgirl." But they got drunk together one day and, quote, "He saw Kendall as an adult . . . a superhot and fun one at that." Then Kourtney supposedly found out and yelled, quote, "They're dead to me!" Kendall is only 19, by the way. Scott is 31.

JUSTIN BIEBER posted a video yesterday admitting he's been, quote, "arrogant and conceited" over the past year and a half. He added, quote, "I really want people to know how much I care . . . about people, and how I'm not that person to say 'I don't give a [flip]', you know. I'm not that kid. I'm a person who genuinely cares."

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE might do their THIRD movie together. Although this time they won't both be acting.

Brad is in talks to star in a movie called "Africa" that Angelina is directing. It's about archaeologist RICHARD LEAKEY, who defended elephants in Kenya from poachers in the 1980s.

Twice-married Sean Penn was Asked about the possibility of tying the knot for a third time, particularly with his reported fiancée Charlize Theron. Penn tells Esquire UK, "You say I've been married twice before but I've been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn't even consider a third marriage, I'd consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again. I mean, I like the tradition."

Lindsay Lohan claims she finished her community service but the prosecutor in the case wants more time to investigate the hours. At a court hearing yesterday, Lindsay's lawyer said Lohan finished the 240-hours that were given to her in connection with her reckless driving case in 2012. But the prosecutor says he needs time to verify those hours which included time spent doing meet and greets at her play in London... providing them with "work shadowing experience." The judge in the case set a hearing for February 18th to give the prosecutor more time to look into the hours.

Hackers took over TAYLOR SWIFT's Twitter and Instagram accounts yesterday, and threatened to post NUDE PHOTOS of her. But after Taylor got control of her accounts back, she Tweeted, quote, "Any hackers saying they have 'nudes'? Psssh you'd love that wouldn't you! Have fun Photoshopping 'cause you got NOTHING."

CHRISSY TEIGEN posted a video over the weekend where she's in a towel and pouring milk all over her half-naked body. Turns out she burned herself by cooking with jalapeno peppers and then taking a shower. And she apparently got it EVERYWHERE. She Tweeted, quote, "Just took a shower after cleaning those jalapenos and [it] truly was the biggest mistake of my life. Like I don't think I can have kids now." She added, quote, "I feel like I'm covered in paper cuts and a demon is pouring lime juice all over me." A Twitter follower suggested the milk, and apparently it worked, because she Tweeted, quote, "You guys just saved my life."

PAMELA ANDERSON is 47, and she's not bothered by it. She says, quote, "I don't really feel like I want to chase youth. I want to get old. I want to experience all the seasons of my life. I just don't want to be afraid of it." She also says she never really felt that great looking.