Pizza Camp: Adults-only pizza party of a lifetime

Move over, pizza farm. We know your love of pizza runs deep, but how deep? So deep that you're willing to spend the night with it? Like all night, and then wake up in the morning, no awkwardness at all because, hey, you've already professed your love and this is what grownups do?

If you're like me you've been envious of all the kiddos going off to their idyllic little summer camps with constant lake access, snuggly bunk beds, and thrice daily meal service. Pizza Camp to the rescue. Did we mention there's pizza?

The details:

One night only, September 12 to September 13, 1 p.m. to noon the next day

This is for pizza-loving adults only, so book a sitter (hey, you can bring home the leftovers)

Pizza meals and summer camp-style programming and entertainment are on the docket

The camp takes place at the Three Rivers Park District Baker Near-Wilderness Settlement in Maple Plain (about 25 minutes from Minneapolis), and campers will be picked up and dropped off from the Bauhaus Brew Labs