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Dan Mirk & Amelie Gilllette discuss important terrible things

It's Entomology Appreciation week on the Hater podcast, which means that Amelie Gillette and Dan Mirk, Senior Staff Writer for The Onion News Network, recorded the podcast in a room that also contained a Musca domestica. It was thrilling. You can almost hear the housefly-related excitement in Dan and Amelie's voices as they discuss the horrors of "metrotextuality;" ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances; and Wal-Mart caskets.