September 22, 2010

So, horror of horrors, this happened. The vile interbreeding of clothing species, mixed with the mad-ad-genius of one Jersey Shore-ist, has resulted in the abdominal-revealing Situation T-shirt. Your eyes may never be the same. And, yes, those are Photoshopped flames. But to our great surprise, upon further exploration, this may actually not be the worst shirt ever. In its honor, we came up with a list of the 10 most heinous upper-attire options available to you, here and now. We’re not sure who wins and who loses in this situation, but if you own any of these items remotely un-ironically, please, seek help.

4. The Puffy-Paint Atrocity
As described: “Unique festive Mardi Gras jester in a hand painted design with puff paint, beads and sequin embellishments on the front and back.” But why is the Mardi Gras jester wearing a prison uniform? And a diaper? And eating watermelon? Why are we even asking those questions? (Click to enlarge for full effect.)

[6. The Bill Cosby (also known as the Ugly Dad-Sweater).
Are those pimento olives on the sleeves of the shirt in the upper left-hand corner?
These were actually up for grabs on eBay back in ’08. We hope whoever won them is blind.