When your 1100S is on the factory maintenance stand (yes, that unstable piece of poo) and a strong wind warning is given with a cute name like ‘Hector’ then take aforementioned bike off the maintenance stand without delay.This will prevent the bike falling onto its right side from its slightly higher position.It also means that your breakfast can be eaten hot without going outside to try and lift the bike up. Oh how I laughed ...Anyway, slight rash and nothing major broken.I’m going to send the damn stand back to BMW as a Brexit present.