November 1st, 2008

THE AMERICAN ELECTION SPECIAL BULLETIN – November 2008

Sending the November bulletin in mid-October so it coincided with Otto and my run at Questors Theatre (thank you to everyone who came along) left me with a severe administrative headache.

Having filed the bulletin in question on my website as ‘November 2008′ I didn’t know what to call the piece of junk you’re reading just now.

Following a lengthy thought-process I’ve made an executive decision of dare-devilish straightforwardness not publicly displayed since rebranding the old Fourth Division as League Two.

So welcome to THE AMERICAN ELECTION SPECIAL BULLETIN!

Having been so busy thinking about the name I didn’t have time to build an informed opinion on the actual election itself. In best journalistic tradition this doesn’t stop me from taking a position and vigorously arguing it.

Here it goes: Barack Obama must become next President of United States.

Not primarily because he seems more competent and less vicious than McCain but as a message to all the layabouts in the Western world. It’s not the government’s or society’s fault if you don’t succeed in life.

If a black chap, second name Hussein, who was brought up by a single mum first and his grandparents thereafter, can become President of the United States than there are opportunities beyond petty crime and dole money for everyone who isn’t afraid of hard work and getting up before midday.

Closer to home I am facing a moral conundrum about an upcoming hernia operation at NHS Whittington.

It is the same procedure I underwent years ago at Universitätsklinik Münster, who did such a bad job that the hernia has returned.

Do I for patriotic reasons have to hope that their British counterparts will do an even worse job or should a swift return to full health be my main priority?

Problerms, problems, problems.

Have a great month!

Auf Wiedersehen

Henning

March 2018

5 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
6 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
12 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
13 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
14 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
19 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
20 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
21 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
22 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT

April 2018

09 – BATH – Widcombe Social Club – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
10 – BATH – Widcombe Social Club – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
12 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
13 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
14 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
18 – BEVERLEY – East Riding Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
19 – POCKLINGTON – Arts Centre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
20 – POCKLINGTON – Arts Centre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
21 – BEVERLEY – East Riding Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
29 – TRING – The Court Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
30 – TRING – The Court Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress

May 2018

1 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
2 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
7 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
8 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
11 – GREAT TORRINGTON – Plough Arts – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
12 – GREAT TORRINGTON – Plough Arts – SOLD OUT- Work In Progress
13 – LAUNCESTON – Town Hall – SOLD OUT – Work in Progress
14 – LAUNCESTON – Town Hall – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
17 – DARTMOUTH – The Flavel – TICKETS – Work In Progress
18 – FALMOUTH – The Poly – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
19 – PENZANCE – The Acorn – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
29 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
30 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
31 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT