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A "Big Ten" is a forty ounce bottle of 10% alcohol beer. It is relatively cheap and efficient to get drunk of it but tastes awful. In the Québec province, the Bleu Dry 10.1% and Molson Dry 10.3% are the most commonly know one.

After receiving his welfare money, Gaetan went to the dep to buy himself a big ten...

dude 1: Hey let's get smash tonight at this party
dude 2: Sure I'm done but I don't have much money for booze
dude 1: It's alright just get yourself a big ten you'll be fine
dude 2: I guess so, it'll taste like shit but at least it will hit me

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A Division I FBS athletic conference for college sports. Known for its obnoxious fan base, low scoring, unexciting style of play, disastrous trips to bowl games and generally playing second-fiddle to the SEC conference.

Person 1: Big Ten rocks!

Person 2: Yeah well then why in the past three years did they lose two football title games and one basketball title game to SEC teams?