...and the part where he flips out about it being called a scooter is true too. One of the members of my robotics team saw him coming out of the bathroom and asked him where his scooter was.
He flipped and went into a tirade.
Is he an intelligent guy? Yes. Do I respect him for creating FIRST? Of course. Do I think he needs to pull his head out of his Asfaloth and realize that he isn't God's gift to mankind? Absolutely.

Stupid Comics: yes, it does suck.
Do not meddle in the ways of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.