The site of an army of man bun men wearing skinny camouflage wouldn't scare the Road Island National Guard much less a real army.

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I think you underestimate the pure numerical strength of hot cafe lattes and flip flops brah. Flinging hair bands like arrows that black out the sun. Just an army of bearded weak chins coming right at you with muscle shirts (which are meant for muscles) and hemp belts

I think you underestimate the pure numerical strength of hot cafe lattes and flip flops brah. Flinging hair bands like arrows that black out the sun. Just an army of bearded weak chins coming right at you with muscle shirts (which are meant for muscles) and hemp belts

I think you underestimate the pure numerical strength of hot cafe lattes and flip flops brah. Flinging hair bands like arrows that black out the sun. Just an army of bearded weak chins coming right at you with muscle shirts (which are meant for muscles) and hemp belts

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They would hit the enemy with their man purses and threaten to get mildly upset with them.