Before I forget…

by Wouldn't you like to know?

.. A big thank you to some of the people sharing this around. Over the last month or so, I’ve had some great people like Justin at thebottompalm, Rich Aviles at trcky.com, Doug Conn at Connjuring, Roland from Weekly Magic Failure, and Andrew at the now discontinued YeOldeMagickblog all mentioned this travesty of writing that I call a shit-stanking blog.

I fucking love you guys, although you all owe me royalties because you’re stealing my ideas.

If you have a specific book you want looked at (or shat on), please let me know.

You know, I invented the idea of crediting. The original term I was going for was “Horayni-fying”, but I already used that one to describe how I fuck up perfectly good tricks with LaHo cuts and unnecessary kickers.

This blog is brilliant and hilarious – thank you! It’s the greatest thing to happen in Magic since 1962, when Close Up Splashbacking was published. And I should know – I invented every single concept the world has ever known.