CRACKED ROUND-UP: Tragic Love Story Edition

We'd like to take this time to commemorate the loss of two of our interns. They were star-crossed lovers, working for departments with a long and storied rivalry. Rather than report their liaison to HR, they decided to take poison and end their lives. Any claims that the deaths were due to improperly prepared cafeteria lettuce are pure fancy.

We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? This week, you can be by entering our latest contest, Sarcastic Awards for Everyday Life