Cartoon conservatrons

Arizona Gov. Jan “Border Collie” Brewer is behind a new public service ad running in her state that’s trying to drum up support for the tough new illegal immigration law. It features a frog puppet singing to get the point across.

You can even follow the bouncing ball to sing along to the words.

Using a Kermit rip-off in a “Sesame Street” format urging lawmakers and real people to at least read the provisions of the law begs the question not are you smarter than a fifth-grader, but rather do you have the attention span of a pre-schooler.

Maybe Republicans can take a page from Brewer’s genius and adopt it to other major issues they want their devoted public to support. Like using rip-off Bert and Ernie puppets to warn civilization about the blasphemy that is same-sex marriage.

Rumor has it that Brewer wanted Speedy Gonzales to do the immigration public service announcement, but the Merrie Melodies star couldn’t break his contract with Warner Bros. cartoons.

Speaking of looney tunes, Republicans need to get on the same page as to how they’re going to keep blaming President Obama for the major oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Rand (“I gotta problem with civil rights, you gotta problem with that!”) Paul called the president un-American for tagging BP — British Petrolium — with too much of the blame and wanting the big oil corporation to foot the bill for the disaster.

Paul is a Libertarian-Tea Party-Republican. Maybe he could settle on one new political party — instead of the GOP, Paul and others in his party who feel the pain of Big Oil can start saying thy’re affiliated with the GO(BP).

Meanwhile, the Baked Alaskan herself babbled in on the subject — probably days after being rehearsed by Fox Noose — saying that maybe someone (besides Fox) should check into why Obama is letting BP stay afloat of fixing the disaster it created.

The Banshee of Babbling On shrilled something to the tune of Obama is letting BP slide because it contributed a lot of money to his presidential campaign.

If the truth be told (which you could find if you watch anything else but Fox Noose) is that the McCain-Palin ticket in 2008 received more money — in fact over $1 million more — from Big Oil than did team Obama-Biden.

Once again, somebody at Fox didn’t do the diva’s homework for her.

That would involve research.

Then again, Palin’s definition of the word research is to look again for some thingy you misplaced.

Keep your toxic mouth shut on this issue, Ms. Drill, baby, drill.

And what’s all this malarkey about Obamament taking over from Big Oil to fix the mess?

Government taking over this, too? Where’s them dang tea baggers in all of this?

Oh, ya, we’re not hearing much from them on this issue.

Come to think of it, that’s a blessing in disguise.

But the tea baggers are up in arms over one of their own — or one they thought they created like so much Frankenstein.