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Happy Fucking New Year Party Pack -
$14.50 Sale! $13.50

This is new for the season and we love it!
This super fun colorful party pack for eight will make any bah-humbugger get
into the party spirit! Contains eight of each: Cocktail plates,
napkins, party horns, tiaras and balloons. Merry Christmas and happy
fucking new year to you! Please order early as these sell out fast before
the new year. More New Year
Gifts.

Hide A Gift Pillow
- $17.00 Sale! $15.99

Keep your secret pleasures private in the hidden
pocket inside this Tease the Season Hide A Gift Pillow. Soft and luxurious
valboa fabric. Use it to hide jewelry, condoms, gift cards, toys and
naughty secrets. About the size of a small toss pillow.

Naughty or Nice Sleeping Mask - $13.00 Sale! $11.99

Flip the mask to match your mood. Are you feeling naughty or
nice? Tease the Season! O/S

Great baskets for Christmas!
Baskets contain a variety of quality full sized and sample sized products, but
will vary
from what the picture shows. Women's basket has items such as a vibe, warming lube
games and several other fun quality products. Guys may have XXX DVD, lube,
stay hard cream, games, playing cards and other boy toys. All baskets are
wrapped in clear poly, tied with a festive big ribbon and have some holiday
themed candies and gifts in it. Basket design may vary.

Adult Candy & Treats Christmas Basket - $29.99
to $49.99

A fun gift for anyone! Choose for a mixed
adult party or just for guys, gals, gay guys or lesbians and more! We'll
make a basket that's full of fun things to eat and/or play with. Includes
Christmas themed candies and toys too. Basket
style and color may vary and they come wrapped in clear poly film tied with a
ribbon color of your choice.

Merry Kissmas Kit - $19.99 Sale!
$13.50

Packaged in a holiday bag, this popular and fun
holiday kit is sure to be a hit for a single person, an established couple
looking for something new and fun, newlyweds on their first Christmas or
something to spice up your own Christmas tree. Contains 1oz. bottles and
sample sizes of lubes, warming oils and balms, a game, candy and other fun items.
What is pictured is a close representation of what you'll get depending on what
style kit you order.

X rated holiday greeting mints with a
jumbo peppermint inside. Each packet has a naughty or rude message as
shown including:
Merry SEXmas, Jingle Balls, Naughty But Nice, A Lay In the Manger, Oh Horny Night, Naughty
Noel and Santa's Cumming. Fun to include with Christmas cards, stocking
stuffers or leave on
someone's desk at work.

The Cookie Sutra - $9.50 Sale! $8.95

Clever and very cute take on the Kama
Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and
very happy, gingerbread cookies! Even has a recipe to make your own
cookies. Spice up your holidays with this little book.

Soft cover - 60 pages, adorable color photos

Back in stock 12/12

Santa & Mrs. Clause Naughty Placemats - $4.00 Closeout Sale! $2.00

8 Placemats,
standard size.

Adult Mistletoe & Condom - $3.00 Sale! $2.49

Because
you never know what a kiss will lead to! Red condom with plastic
mistletoe. Novelty.

X-Rated Christmas Ornaments - $8.99 to $15.00 ea.

What a nice
surprise for your Christmas tree, table decoration or fireplace mantle.
Fun to tie onto a gift package Made of hand painted poly-resin. All about 4 -
5.5 inches tall. Please try our XRated Ornaments with Chocolate.
Ornaments are hand-painted and may vary slightly from one to another.

Please DO NOT put out of stock items in cart or you will get a substitute!

Icicles Glass Candy Cane Dildo - $32.00
Sale! $25.69

Tis the season for giving and selling with the
perfect Holiday Gift. The Screaming O Holiday Gift Bag makes it easy to give the
gift of naughty to to that special someone on shoppers nice lists with a special
selection of mini vibes vibrating rings and sexy gifts that keep on giving.

T'was the week before Christmas and it was so
chilly... Everyone had warm hats on except Little "Willy"! His head was hung low
with grief and despair... Cuz winter was coming and he had nothing to wear! Now
Santa saw "Willy" and said, "This won't do! He must have a warm hat, or he could
turn blue!" So Santa's Elves worked all day and all night to make this little
Santa hat which fits "Willy" just right! And I know when he gets it, he'll perk
up and say, "Why, I feel in the spirit of giving today!" He'll love you through
the day, and when it gets to be night, He'll say, "Merry Christmas to all... Now
let's turn out those light!"

Take
that Christmas spirit all the way to your undergarments with the Pastease Candy
Cane Red Heart. In these sexy pasties you'll look good enough to eat!
Wreath Peek-a-Boo Pasties with mini Red Bow Nipple Guards Accents. Jolly good
fun with a variety of configurations! To hide or peek? Wear just the bows or
just the wreaths. How will you wear your Wreath Pastease? Waterproof and
self adhesive.

I'm Your 'Gift' Holiday Necklace - As low as $2.50 ea.

Fun Mardi Gras style necklace to give out at parties
for all your guests. Sold by the dozen minimum.

Set of 12 shot glasses, each with a
separate reason to be annoyed by Christmas.

Deck the Halls with Alcohol 3 Shot Glass Set - $11.00 Sale! $8.99

Three plastic shots set include a black boot, a
stocking and a Santa hat.

Sexy Santa Mug - $6.30
Sale! $5.49

This detailed plastic mug has a three
dimensional Santa who has lost his drawers and has a surprise for you! Fun
to fill with chocolates for a gift or pens on your desk.

The 12 Drinking Games of Christmas - $11.00 Sale! $9.99

... Because there's no better way to survive the
holiday. 12 ames include such titles as Jigger Bells, Drink All Ye
Thankful, Frosty the Alcoholic, Do You Drink What I Drink?, Silent Night, Holy
Crap! and more. 3 - 10 players

Merry Fucking Christmas Holiday Shooter - $8.00 Sale! $6.99

4 shots to make your holidays happier!
Whenever you feel down about the holidays, do a shot such as the Ginger Snap,
Candy Cane, Mistletoe Kiss and X-mas Cookie. 3 oz glass.

Have you been naughty or nice? Either way, you get
something nice and naughty in your stocking this year! This is a smaller
version of our deluxe stocking shown below. Depending on
what type of fillings you get for the person in mind will determine what goes
into the stocking. The pictures show a representation of what will be
included. Stocking style may vary.

Holiday Stocking Filled with Naughty Fun

Filled to the
brim with lots of fun toys, candy and treats with risqué and x-rated themes!
Hang this stocking by the chimney with care and you know you'll get a big smile
from the recipient knowing that Santa really does exist for bad girls and boys!
Picture is a representation of what you might get.

In this great little
stocking stuffer we are happy to offer you a free gift of a 1.7oz Honey Bear.
This great gift packet also includes 3 new KOALA holiday flavored lubricants,
Sugar Cookie, Rum Cake & Candy Cane are sure to make the season festive!
1.7 oz each bottle.

Spice up your Secret Santa gift
exchange this year with a naughty little surprise or stuff into a stocking.
2 oz jar with free vibrating surprise inside that we're not supposed to tell you
what it is (Uses 1 cell battery that's included).

Emotion Lotion Candy Cane Flavor - $8.70 Sale! $7.49

The original flavored warming
lotion in candy cane or peppermint flavor. Gets warm when you rub it, hot when you blow
on it. Water based, condom compatible, may be used on any part of the body
for sensual play. 4 oz flip cap bottle.

Not for kids! These specially made crackers have
the usual paper crown and snap when you pull the ends, but they also have an
adult treat such as tasty lube or a flavored condom, a Christmas AmuseMint
peppermint candy with fun holiday message and a little chocolate. If
you've purchased regular crackers, you know that this is a great price!
Wrapped in pretty tissue and tied with beautiful ribbon. Tissue color may
vary, but will be elegant. 11 inches long.

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