Photo 2 results:
Drifter – 5 POINTS - "Let me get this straight... mbauer fluffs you every day?"
Plane crazy – 3 POINTS - "This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a 'three way.'"
Mumps - 2 POINTS - "Duck, duck, meow."

Photo 3 results:
First place (5 points) Behemoth
“The last photo was called Two Birds with Sweet Pussy on Park Bench. I'm telling you Gladys, this contest is developing a filthy theme…”
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Two Old Bags Carrying Two...Rather New-Looking Bags"
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
So in September, I made this map-of-the-week with an apostrophe in the name......

Photo 4 results: (identical results to photo 3)
First place (5 points) Behemoth
I've got no business holding a bat, can't they see I'm a natural catcher.
Second place (3 points) miltycoon
"Is this gonna be a 4-seam fastball or a 2-seam fastball? Damnit. I should have studied more about seams."
Third place (2 points) plane crazy
I think that last pitch was a "split-seam" fastball.

Photo 5 results:
1st – 5 points: Symbiosis: "...and though he no longer carries a lunch box, "Alf" is still Governor Christie's favorite TV show."
2nd – 3 points: Miltycoon “Unlike ALF and lunchboxes, obese children will never go out of style in America.”
3rd – 2 points n00less cluebie: "'...but then my life turned around when I received my "three wolf moon" t-shirt on the following day' -Matthew Mcconaughey"