A genderless bar-person. The gender of the bar person has either been disguised by an unflattering uniform or by time you get to the bar you’re so drunk you can only concentrate on a shape, rather than a sex, to slur your drinks order at.

The publican’s version of the word ‘Waitron’, a genderless food-bringer, plate clearer and tip-sponge

My god you should have seen it, the bartron dropped a stack of glasses and the buggers shattered everywhere.