forgive the ones who did not blink, in spite of your enormous stink
and help for others that ran like hell, can be found next door at Taco Bell
and if you didn’t wipe your butt, perhaps you should not make the ‘cut’
I’m only jesting, but of course, that’s why my wife filed for divorce
we’re always at a picture show, when the urge begins to grow
five dollar hot dogs and two dollar beer bring folks to their feet to get out of there
then, when in bed and under cover, I speak in voices to my lover
toothless one, don’t let me down, as you speak to me in shades of brown
with tummy rumbles, I am done, until tomorrow, it’s been fun
ta! da!