Four Reasons Why the Trump Golden Showers “Report” Can’t Be True

By Oliver Sutton, on January 12th, 2017

In his first press conference since being elected President, Donald Trump addressed the unverified documents published the prior evening alleging that Russia had blackmail materials about his financial and sexual life. The reports alleged Trump paid prostitutes to perform “golden showers” in a hotel room during one of his visits. The president-elect denied that claim Wednesday by remarking, “I’m also very much a germaphobe, by the way.” If this portion of the unverified document is false, than the whole document must be false too.

Here are 4 reasons why Trump would never enjoy watching women urinate in front of him:

Housekeeping Lady:Housekeeping Lady: So now we’re going to go to the bathroom.

Trump:Ahow, I’m not into bathroom… I don’t know if I could ever do that job. Only sinks.

2. Trump doesn’t like knowing about the bodily functions of his wife. He once said: “I’m going to say, I can say the exact same thing about Melania. She never makes a doodie. I’ve never seen her make one” From full audio tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F32LbPl-K6s

2005 Transcript from Howard Stern Show

Trump: Howard let me just ask you. You said something a while ago about Beth that amazed me because it applies to Melania. You said you’ve never seen her do anything, like, bad, in terms of her own personal.

Stern: That’s true. She would never even do another chick.

Trump: No, no, not even that. You said you’ve never heard her fart.

Stern: Well, how bout this–

Trump: Is that true?

Stern: Not only is that true…

Trump: Isn’t that amazing? In years, three and a half years he’s never… Wow.

Stern: Not only is that true, she doesn’t make doody. She hasn’t made doody…

Robin: Never?

Stern: Like four times maybe.

Trump: In three years?

Stern: In three years.

Trump: Wow.

Stern: You think I’m kidding.

Trump: I can say the exact same thing about Melania.

Stern: How much does Melania weigh, do you know?

Trump: 125. She’s 5’11…

Stern: Perfect.

Trump: …125.

Stern: Wow.

Trump: And that’s good.

Stern: And she hardly goes to the bathroom?

Stern: And she never makes a doodie?

Trump: I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s amazing.

Stern: You’re probably expecting a big one that’s huge.

Trump: Beth and Melania, maybe they save it for after marriage. It’s amazing, that you said that, and I’d never experienced that before. You know, with all the…