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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson**************************"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). - Homer Simpson*********************************Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get. -opet Homer Simpson*********************Ma ovo sve je od homera Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! ********************************Lisa: Superficial conclusion, dad.Homer: Thank you, Lisa.Lisa: That would be like saying that this rock scares tigers away.Homer: What do you mean?Lisa: Well, do you see any tigers around here.Homer: Lisa, I wanna buy that stone! - i izvadi novčanik ********************************************"What! they've got chairs with wheels! and here I am using my legs like a sucker!" (Homer)