OHIO MOM & SON BOTH RUNNING FOR MAYOR — HOT MESS IS: HE LIVES WITH HER!

You know what? If you still live at home with your damn mama, you have no business running against her for Mayor. 27-year-old, Randall Casey, has not gotten that memo. He & his mom, Wendy Casey, are both running for Mayor of Dixmoor, Ohio. We don’t live in Dixmoor, but we’d like Randall to maybe consider getting his own life in order, with an apartment, before he takes on the task of Mayor. The incumbent Mayor was reportedly kicked off the ballot, because he was found to be effectively homeless. Dixmoor is in itself a hot mess. Seems Randall could run the risk of homelessness too, if his mama kicks him out for running against her. Ms. Wendy Casey, you have our vote!