Happy Sinner

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2 years, 12 months ago

Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times."The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."