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Another Funny

Once my daughter was babysitting, and it was time to put the toys away and get the kids in bed. She told the young buster, who was probably four or five, to pick up the crayons. He took the empty crayon bucket and put it on his head and said, “I am the Chief End of Man. The Chief End of Man does not pick up crayons!”

Hilarious! My son has had some funny ones over the years. He once thought Jesus had died on the cross-roads (that had me in giggles for days) and the other day we asked him what the first commandment was and he replied “All the other gods have to let God go in front” (no other gods before Me)

Ha ha. That one is going to have me laughing for awhile. Today my four year old brother cracked me up singing a song about how David the shepared was really famous, and how he(Joseph) was famous because he killed monsters too. The continuing song stated that he was going to become a “pirate of the Caradians” LOL on your post Mrs. Miller. 🙂

A friend of mine whose daughter was sitting up on the pinnacle of the play equipment asked her, “What are you doing way up there?” To which she replied, “I’m just sitting at the right hand of God the Father.”