Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry.

Thinking of taking up the rosary? Let your iPhone take the strain. Just plug in your headphones, select audio, and a nice young man recites the rosary for you, complete with Our Fathers, Hail Marys and the Mysteries, while the beads light up like a pinball machine as you go round the loop. Alternatively, switch the audio to ambient sounds, and treat yourself to some truly dreadful sound files while you look at pictures of the sky, the seashore, or an alpine field.