Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'

Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.

Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging

Hey, G hows it going
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.

OR

If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg