5 signs u may be a Taliban,...!

1. u have more wives than teeth
2.U own a $50000 rocket launcher but can't afford shoes.
3.U refine Heroin but have a more objection to beer.
4.U think Vests come in 2 style:Bullet proof and suicide.
And most significantly!
5.U wipe ur A double S with ur bare hand but consider Bacon unclean