King of American Swine.

Carl Edgar Blake II is on a mission to produce the most delicious pig in the world. It’s a bit of a strange pursuit, but I can think of a lot less appetizing adventures.

I came across this story in The New York Times about Blake’s quest to re-introduce the Swabian Hall pig, an old breed of swine that produces meat with a higher fat content than the everyday pork that Americans are used to. You’re thinking: Skinny pig? How does that even make sense? Well, in the pork industries quest to produce “the other white meat,” the fat has been systematically bred out of American pork. Luckily, Carl Blake has our back. Don’t worry, no one is getting skinny. Good Americans like him won’t allow it strictly out of principle.

What really caught my attention in the story was the video which wonderfully captured Blake’s no bullshit style. Oddly, and I know he is going to get pissed at me for saying this, but Blake reminded me of America’s most heroic graphic designer Aaron Draplin. It got me thinking fondly of Draplin and his diatribe about how “America is fucked.” Imagine if we got Blake and Draplin together in one room to put down a few cold ones and eat prosciutto? That’s a reality show I would watch.

Video after the jump.

Anyway, it’s not just heritage clothing that’s on the up-and-up, the world loves old-timey pigs that were invented in the 19th century to celebrate German kings.

Mr. Blake is about as American as it gets. If you don’t believe that statement I offer you his most lucid quote from this New York Times article: “I can build a motorcycle, I can fly a model airplane, I can throw somebody out of a bar, I can wrestle a pig and I can program a computer,” he said. “I’m a strange duck, that’s for sure.”

That quote you, uh, quoted comes out like a quote from Robert A. Heinlein:

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Timon March 2, 2013@ 9:46 PM:

Pig thievery! Great post; I missed that article last week.

Fjorderon March 4, 2013@ 12:57 PM:

interesting story about a uncompromising farmer. special thanks to chris for being smarter than everyone in the room.

carl blakeon March 4, 2013@ 5:32 PM:

Yea. ..hey i think draplin might be fun to party with. He speaks his mind.

carl blakeon March 4, 2013@ 5:38 PM:

Interesting chris. …i never heard that but it makes more sense than what i said. Thanks for the kind words to all of you. The iberico is very good stuff. Standard by which all others are measured. Someday i hope to compete.

brandonon March 4, 2013@ 5:42 PM:

I see why you thought of Draplin – they both are passionate and do not settle. They both have a deep sense of duty and respect to the history of their industry while expecting excellence from themselves. Hope we can all find a little Draplin and Blake within us all.

ACSGon March 4, 2013@ 10:44 PM:

Both videos were pretty righteous. I’m glad to know that the craft renaissance goes into fields I don’t think of very often but consume in all the time: pork and graphics. U-S-A!

David Joneson March 4, 2013@ 11:49 PM:

This is exactly what I hope to find when I come to ACL. Someone hearing there own drummer, living a passionate life, trying to make life better for us all. Thank you, I hope to try your pork someday.

Hanson March 6, 2013@ 12:37 PM:

So that list of things makes someone ‘as American as it gets’ does it? Swabian Pig himself could probably tell you that the people in around his native homeland do them too. Are we also Americans?

saddamhusseinon March 9, 2013@ 10:32 PM:

Aaron Draplin is the most plebian, dadcore designer in a America

Thomon March 11, 2013@ 8:51 AM:

Draplin/Blake in a between two ferns style show. Webisodes. Done.

Con March 11, 2013@ 9:45 AM:

Ew. Ew ew ew. I really wish people’s obsession with pork these days would vanish.