Jokes Time 🤣🤣

When u go for a job interview and ur Ex is the manager then you’ll understand why ur teacher said find D value of X. -Akpos-

Free Restaurant Food!

Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40.

As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides him putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you are eating, you can add more food, I will pay”.

Akpos quickly added more food for Gh¢80. The guy then told him again: “You eat so well; add 2 bottles of soft drinks so that you can drink after eating”.

Akpos made the order. After drinking one bottle, he tried opening the second bottle, the opener fell down and as he bent over to pick it, he was shocked to see that the man who sat beside him was bare footed.

Then he noticed that the man was actually a mad man.

The mad man smiled, looked at Akpos and said: “The way they are going to beat you here today, only God will save you!”

A country preacher, Pastor akpos, decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting.

As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside.

His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.

That was the good news. The bad news was, the ferocious bear was charging at him, and he couldn’t move.

“Oh, Lord,” pastor Akpos prayed, “I’m so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”

That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the pastor Akpos’ feet: “Dear God, bless me and bless this food I am about to receive through Christ our Lord . . . .”