This bitch is dumber than rocks! Wow..and she has ‘friends’ on her Facebook? Layne doesn’t even question the stupidity in all of this typing? I seriously, don’t understand a lot of it.
“Haven’t seen you in 2 years did you know my brother was murdered?”
Fuck…just..fuck.!

Yes your husband is a lying douche, but you need to consider this pragmatically: If you divorce the guy, you divorce his mother too, and do you really want to let go of someone willing to pay your bills for you?

There’s a point where she must sit down and go “god, I’m dumb”. That’s a lot of things to be fooled about. College degree, well, she doesn’t have one, at least, I hope she doesn’t.
On the other hand, CALL ME!

I think this status may be fictional. It appears to be far fetched for her to have conceived on her own accord. Although with all of the spelling errors in her nonsensical ramblings it is possible that she did come up with it.
Maybe this guy lied to her because he was afraid that Jaba the Hut was going to eat him, and not in a good way.

Most of you guys are real assholes. I know this girl – I have for 5 years. The story is real, she does have a college degree and she’s about a size 4, so if you think that’s fat, you should probably be shot. I’m pretty sure if any of you were that angry, you wouldn’t care so much to proof read what you wrote either.

He didn’t tell her the house was in foreclosure, and lied about having a college degree (he doesn’t have one). People fall for crazier shit than that all the time. How many of you have perfect marriages? Based on how quick you are to judge, I’ll say y’all are so insecure that you don’t even have real friends.

@ Kenada: I call everyone guys, regardless of sex. Well, not at all times. That is to say, I’d be all ‘You guys want any mango?’ at a group of chicks, but NOT ‘this guy I know got her period on some mango’

@texas_sailor: What good is a college degree if you fail to use your brain? For the record if something is posted on Lamebook it will more than likely be ridiculed. So if this is something that will upset you, I suggest holding down the ‘Alt’ key then pressing ‘f4′. This will help with your heartache.