Guys, i seriously need your help. I am into photography, got a pretty good (and expensive) digital cam. So the parents of my GF ask me to led my cam for weekend vacation, did that times before - they take good care. the cam works with extanal memory of course and i always exchange it with a clean chip. Now i somehow mixed up 3 different sticks while exchanging, i guess they still got a used memoriy stick and they are already gone. The problem is the data thats still on there - i guess there is experimental stuff of me and GF on it. I don't know what to do, if i phone them, i will just make them curious aobut the stick. I fear that they check their new photos while still out there and stumble on my stuff. I could never let them see me ever again and i guess my GF would break up. Help me plaese guys!

it's simple, just ring your GF and explain to her that there was a mixup with the chip. ask her to remove it or switch it out with a clean one. that is assuming her parents have not yet noticed. time is of the essence man. act quick, and good luck.

Sorry to keep you waiting, stepped away there for a moment... **** man, not good. But I do have one more idea though, it's the only other alternative solution that i can possibly think of , Now this may be a long shot, but stick with me here for one second. could you, possibly text them telling them that there was a mixup with the chips and you accidentally gave them a chip with a virus uploaded onto it, and that you're worried that if they turn on the camera it could damage the internal hardware?

You're more than welcome, my friend. glad i could be of help. I've been in these kinds of situations myself many times before, so coming up with crazy-ass schemes like this sort of comes second nature to me at this point, haha...

They have returned and handed over my cam without any further comments. I just checked the memory and there is nothing on it, clean. Now this would be just fine, but they also had that curious grin. I am certain it was this memory. And for some reason they bought me a jar of honey.
They know.
I have passed to the other world.

OK. We did what we call "silly sex". For example, pics of us dressed up as her parents. GF as a kinda schoolgirl, dancing to Rick Astley. Guess the rest. Among this may have been a nude parody about honey rolls at breakfast. Thats what makes it creepy. This is very disturbing.
******* Rick Astley.

OK man, ty for link. 2 minutes ago i had a telephone call without a number, noone awsered but it played that damn song. How do they even know about this? Maybe it was gf so she knows too? I am rickrolled offline. I no longer worry about NSA stealing my data. My world ends today.

Well... what can i say, then i wish you the best of luck... also, just out of curiosity, how old are you and your GF? if you are old enough and they are not saying anything is because they see you as the official BF

used to be official bf, now i am official embarrassment. Well, ty at least for trying to help. i need to enlist french foreign legion now + start new life. bye.
******* rick astley. ****, ****, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU !!!