Beware of the falling piano

Have you ever had one of those days where everything is going right? You wake up refreshed and ready to take on the day? Traffic is light and there’s no line at Starbucks? Your boss, for whatever reason, thinks every idea you have is a good one and sales are up for no reason at all? You get an unexpected present and just feel like a million bucks?

Then, you get kicked in the nuts.

There you are, having the best day you’ve had in weeks, when all of a sudden you come around the corner and run smack dab into your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. Boy, that’s fun, let me tell you. The whole day of good shoved into the garbage disposal which is then run with no water.