2014 --- Confirmation of the eradication of the last surviving squirrel. Surplus of nuts forcibly distributed around the world.

2015 - Expedition to Gamma Beta 352 launched. Primary mission goal designated the prejudiced eradication of all Sciuridae genus life forms present, which were found to be the source of the universe's squirrel infestation.
- coincided with GW2 expansion Squirrelius Terminus, the hugely popular title that saw the destruction of Squirrelius, Elder Dragon of nuts.

2036: Apophis. "Following the defeat of Colin Johanson, who is revealed to be the only person who could stop Apophis from colliding with earth, Squirrelbanes must take up his burden and his sword and fight off Apophis, which scientists believed to be an asteroid, but actually turned out to be a Vogon inter-galactic highway demolition ship."