Gosh who is this almost handsome chap if only his face was a little more symmetrical, well fine folk that is me! I know right, power hose me down, squirt soap in my eyes and put a nice suit on me and BAM I look kinda respectable ...ish.

After doing the Lady Rainicorn shots I wanted some of myself, as despite my inherent ugliness I can be a vain little shit, so here is me trying and failing to be classy, dapper and cool