Have you ever? Vol. Doctor's Office

You know when you were a young nigga and you had to get a physical before school or sports or whatever? Yeah. Okay so you know how the bitch makes you drop your pants and she caresses your balls while you cough? Knawmean? Yeah. You ever think of trying to pop a boner while she was caressing your balls and then that would make her feel inclined to smoke the pole?