"You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men (that line cracks me up for some reason)

"You don't have the sense God gave a donut, do you?" - The Shipping News

"What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f-ckin' a--holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f-ckin' fingers, and say 'that's the bad guy.' So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth, even when I lie.. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell ya..." - Scarface

"I neva f-cked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?" - Scarface

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a police captain because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal." - The Godfather

Logged

Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar.. Ask yourselves, all of you... What power would Hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven? - Morpheus

"Last week we learned how to saw a woman in half. This week we will learn how to saw a woman in to three parts and hide the pieces." - Monty Python, sociopathic magician right before being chased by cops.

Voice Over "In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. In this film we hope to show how not to be seen." CAPTION: 'HM GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC SERVICE FILM NO. 42 PARA 6. 'HOW NOT TO BE SEEN''

Voice Over "This is Mr E. R. Bradshaw, of Napier Court, Black Lion Road, SE5. He cannot be seen. Now I'm going to ask him to stand up. Mr Bradshaw will you stand up please? "In the middle distance a smiling holidaymaker in braces, collarless shirt and hankie, stands up. There is a pause. Only the sound of the wind. Then a loud gunshot rings out. Mr. Bradshaw crumples to the ground

Voice Over "This demonstrates the value of not being seen. " Cut to another location - an empty area of scrubland

Voice Over "In this picture we canot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Cresent, Belmont. Mrs Smegma will you stand up please. "There is a pause. Almost on the edge of the frame in the distance a pepperpot stands up, proudly. Immediately a shot rings out and she leaps in th air and dies. Cut to a bush some distance awy on open land

Voice Over "This is Mr Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr Nesbit would you stand up please." (nothing happens) "Mr Nesbitt has learnt the first lesson of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover." (the bush explodes; cut to a shot of three bushes) "Mr. E.V. Lambert of 'Homeleigh', The Burrows, Oswestry, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out." (the left-hand bush explodes, then the right-hand bush explodes, finally the middle bush explodes; there is a muffled scream; the smoke subsides) "Yes it was the middle one."