More evidence that Donald Trump is actually just 10 different catchphrases operating a giant leather pumpkin.

On Friday, it was revealed that a federal grand jury has indicted 13 Russian nationals and three Russian entities for alleged illegal interference in the 2016 election in the favor of — you guessed it — the gob of cheese wiz in chief.

The indictment, which came from special counsel Robert Mueller's office, said that a Russian organization called the Internet Research Agency attempted to wage "information warfare" against the U.S. by using fake personas and social media platforms.

Officials of this so-called "troll farm," allegedly under the control of a wealthy associate of Vladimir Putin, reportedly travelled to America to conduct research for fine-tuning social media posts and steal real people's identities to purchase online ads.

The effort was apparently launched in 2014, and, according to the indictment, was "supporting the presidential campaign of then-candidate Donald J. Trump … and disparaging Hillary Clinton" by early to mid-2016.

So, what does the stable genius have to say about all this? His two favorite words: "No collusion!"

The President took to Twitter to profess that the "Trump campaign did nothing wrong," reminding citizens that the Russians launched this campaign LONG before he announced his presidential bid:

For instance, he made the outlandish claim that Richard Pryor actually had sex with Marlon Brando!

"Brando used to go cha-cha dancing with us. He could dance his ass off. He was the most charming motherfucker you ever met. He'd fuck anything. Anything! He'd fuck a mailbox. James Baldwin. Richard Pryor. Marvin Gaye."

Whoa! Crazy, right? But here's the thing — Pryor's widow confirmed the story to TMZ!

In fact, Jennifer Lee Pryor said Richard was open about his bisexuality in

In case you missed it, over the weekend, BuzzFeed News reported that in '07 a woman filed a complaint against Clinton's faith and values adviser. Apparently, the political consultant was "touchy" and displayed "excessive tracking" when interacting with the complainant.

It's said many on the campaign wanted to fire him but, ultimately, the former Secretary of State chose to keep Strider on her staff. Understandably, the Democratic powerhouse has been met with quite a bit of criticism following this reveal. Thus, on Tuesday evening, the ex Presidential hopeful took to Facebook to offer up regrets and a lengthy statement about the decision.

On Tuesday, Donald Trump finally gave his first official State Of The Union address at the U.S. Capitol building, and boy, it was a doozy!

Before the speech even started, the President and Melania Trump arrived SEPARATELY to the event, according to CNN.

As we reported last week, the First Lady abruptly canceled a trip with Donnie to Davos, Switzerland amid reports he had an alleged affair with porn star Stormy Daniels. She has reportedly been spending "three to four days a week" at a luxurious D.C. hotel ever since the "humiliating" news broke out.

To start things off, the businessman says the current state of the union is "strong," because of its strong people. Ever since he took office, Trump takes credit for creating 2.4 million jobs (largely in manufacturing), raising wages, and lowering the unemployment rate, especially for African American and Latino communities.

He also says he enacted the biggest tax cuts in United States history, doubled child tax credit, and repealed the core of Barack Obama's Obamacare, getting rid of mandatory mandates.

The longtime politician and former First Lady made a surprise appearance just now at the Grammys, and it drew the loudest cheer of the night from the audience — and no doubt will draw a reaction from Donald Trump in the morning!!

During a pre-taped bit about spoken word albums, and whether somebody next year will win the Grammy in that category for doing a spoken word bit about Trump's presidency, Grammys host James Corden did a bit with a half dozen celebrities all reading from Michael Wolff's now-infamous book Fire And Furyabout the inner workings of the Trump presidency.

After DJ Khaled hilariously went off the rails in his audition, Corden brought out a surprise… Hillary!!!