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Lawyer : So Doctor, are you sure Mr. Robinson was not alive when you performed the autopsy?Doctor : YesLawyer : Before you performed the autopsy, did you check for his pulse?Doctor : NoLawyer : Did you check for his heartbeat?Doctor : NopeLawyer : Did you check whether he was breathing or not?Doctor : NopeLawyer : Then it is possible that Mr. Robinson was alive, when you performed the autopsy?Doctor: NoLawyer : Why not????Doctor : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a glass jar.Lawyer : Er... well... then... still, was there a chance that Mr. Robinson was alive, nevertheless?????Doctor : Yaa sure. And maybe he was practicing LAW somewhere...