So Guess How Alec Baldwin and His Bride Are Going To Send Out Their Wedding Invites! (Smoke Signal? Carrier Pigeon? No, But It's Almost as Weird!)

Okay, not quite as weird as wedding invites sent tied to the leg of a pigeon, but still, pretty bizarre!

According to the New York Post, Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas are keeping their wedding details under wraps until the day they say "I do," when they'll alert their guests via text message! It's unclear whether they'll share their wedding date ahead of time, or if their nearest and dearest were just instructed to keep their weekends open until further notice.

Alec and Hilaria will exchange vows at St. Patrick’s Old Cathedral in NYC's NoLiTa neighborhood. Fun tidbit: They're allowed to marry in a Catholic church because the church doesn't recognize his 1993 wedding to Kim Basinger because it was held on a beach and not in a church.

I'm kind of confused though. If you'd rather keep your wedding details hush-hush, why get married in New York City, where you know the media will be following your every move? If I were famous and wanted the press to butt out of my wedding, I'd fly my guests to a private island.