Last Thursday The State, a South Carolina newspaper, published emails (allegedly) sent back and forth between Governor Mark Sanford and his mistress. The ones in this article were sent around the Fourth of July last year, which of course means only one thing: Mark Sanford hates America.

Take a look for yourself. These emails are just…embarrassing. They aren’t scandalous and juicy so much as they are boring. Make sure to look out for multiples references to the Cameron Diaz/Kate Winslet/Jude Law/Jack Black chick flick The Holiday, along the citation of a biblical passage. Mmm, hypocrisy on a Monday morning.