Spread Your You, Sir!

Recently hit with two felony charges of possession of cocaine with intent to deliver and maintaining a drug trafficking place as a repeat offender was Willneal D. Cheeks. Guess where the police say they found his stash.

According to the criminal complaint, Racine Police executed a search warrant at Cheeks’ residence at about 5 a.m. June 17. After entering the residence, police got Cheeks to the ground, handcuffed him and began to search him, according to the complaint.

Cheeks told police he could not spread his legs because of a sprained ankle, and that made officers suspicious that Cheeks was hiding drugs in his rear, according to the complaint.
A search revealed Cheeks had a clear plastic bag filled with 20 individually packaged rocks of crack cocaine and powered cocaine totaling 15.5 grams wedged between his butt cheeks, according to the complaint.

Powered cocaine isn’t my typo, by the way. I assume it’s supposed to say powdered cocaine, although I’ve seen the same error in two different places, both of which I’d expect to know better.