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Escaping a death sentence, Captain Talon of the Guards and Aquila's most fortified dungeons, Jason the Redbird would vow never to steal again if he thinks that would have any effect on his own habits. Somehow, though, despite his best intentions, he finds himself escaping one nightmare only to fall straight into another. This one not only has a dark curse and a villain masquerading as a pope, but a man dressed all in black who travels by day with a hawk on his wrist and who by night is nowhere to be seen while a big black wolf prowls the shadows. Wayne is also grumpy, taciturn, strangely attached to his hawk, and a terrible conversationalist - Redbird can't quite decide which part of this whole mess is the worst.

Either way, once he's involved it seems Redbird might be the key to ending the curse and reuniting two lovers trapped by the darkness. It would be nonsensical romantic rubbish if it wasn't happening right in front of him.

Also known as: “Dick’s gone, and Bruce is naked and pining in the pit,” Jason reports, tearing into the bread Alfred holds out.

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Against his will, his better judgement, hell, all his experience on these goddamn cursed streets of Gotham, Thomas finds himself wanting to listen. It all seems too good to be true, Bruce being the one to survive, finding himself a partner…fuck, the world is ending, he’s got some lunatic claiming to be from an alternate universe sitting in his damp shithole of a hideout beneath the ruined skeleton of what used to be a great estate, and he’s trying to wrap his head around the fact that his son is gay.

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“All hail me, conqueror of Happy Harbour!”

“Greetings, conqueror,” he says, placing a hand on Dick’s shoulder and squeezing before not-so-subtly, if the knowing look in Dick’s eyes is anything to go by, checking him over for injuries. “What you were doing in Happy Harbour to begin with? $14,978 is something of a sum for your first outing.”

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Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi get caught up in a conflict while on a mission to a planet in the throes of political upheaval. Qui-Gon makes an in-depth study of local architecture, and Obi-Wan stubs his toe.

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“Jim Kirk.”Jim whipped around so fast most of his drink ended up on Spock, who was reaching for the phaser that wasn’t there. The Enterprise crew was parting like the biblical seas before Moses, and Jim could feel the temperature dropping.“Mom,” Jim croaked.