Fire brigade to handcuffs users: Don't get stuck

London firefighters say they have freed hundreds of people with body parts trapped in household objects in the last three years, including 18 children with heads stuck in potties or toilet seats and 79 people trapped in handcuffs.

At least they didn't have sex with a corpse. http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/...I always keep a can of WD-40 and a crowbar in case I get my unit stuck again. I don't want to repeat the rusty backhoe scenario, that was embarassing.

<quoted text>I didn't ask about guaranties! I asked how it would work?I'm thinking you would need a lock on each side where the key goes in....Then yes you would have to remember the combination.....Who can't remember three numbers? Well that would be three per side (cuff). So it would be three for the left and three for the right.Don't forget left, right, left!You would have to be physically and mentality fit just to be able to use then......Stolen combination???

I was just trying to be funny, I don't have everything all worked out. Ask Charlie what he thinks!LOL

Someone's got some 'splainin to do!At least it's better than the guy who has to explain to the doctor how the lightbulb got up his butt...

Exackatilly. Like the young woman that came into the ER with an empty ketchup bottle stuck up her hoo-ha, the vaccuum created would not allow it to be removed easily. They brought in an expert glass cutter to make a hole in the bottom of the glass bottle, releasing the suction and facilitated removal. Also, the glass cutting guy got a sight he will never forget.

<quoted text>Exackatilly. Like the young woman that came into the ER with an empty ketchup bottle stuck up her hoo-ha, the vaccuum created would not allow it to be removed easily. They brought in an expert glass cutter to make a hole in the bottom of the glass bottle, releasing the suction and facilitated removal. Also, the glass cutting guy got a sight he will never forget.

I'd help her get it out. Being a good citizen and all...

Don't know the truth to it, but most glass bottles have a dimple somewhere on them precisely for this dilema. Those darn women...

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