Miss Lizy Sampaio’s Bumbum Will Make You Happy

To be happy is to have faith in your heart and to be surrounded by your family and friends. That is what 25-year-old Lizy Sampaio from the Santa Catarina region of Brazil believes. Personally, I believe that happiness is finding a girl with a gigantic butt who will let you touch it every once a while. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Look below for 9 pictures of Lizy Sampaio (the last of which is partially nude), who was a contender for Miss Bumbum — the Brazilian contest that searches for the chick with the best ass in the country. While she didn’t win, she was definitely a worthy candidate.

This chick stands 5-foot-6, weighs 134 pounds and has the ungodly measurements of 26-25-39. If you’re a butt man, she’s your dream.

She says that if you want to win her heart, you have to be confident enough to look her in the eyes and see what’s on the inside. Just appreciating her ample beauty isn’t going to get you anywhere. Welp, guess I’m screwed.

Anyways, here are her images — click the right arrow to view them all!