Check Out These Jaw Dropping Photos Of A San Francisco Hedge Fund Office

The closest thing to a chair in the whole office.
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Thanks to a tipster for alerting us to these stunning pictures of the Artis Capital Management Office in San Francisco.

The Cali-based hedge fund where Stuart Peterson's people do their thing is amazing and screams "Welcome to San Francisco."

The first thing we noticed is that apparently no one sits on a chair. Next: the art collection is stellar; the views are amazing, there's a gym, a steam room, and most curiously: maybe a massage table (slide 8).

Massage table or not, there are plenty of uber-chic nooks for Artis employees to figure out their next tech venture target.

The table on the left could be for post trading day massages, but because there's no face hole, we can't be sure. It could be for meditation or relaxing, too.

In the kitchen: Risky Business, a Roedelius album (Lustwandel is the sixth solo album by German keyboardist Hans-Joachim Roedelius), and the trippy album, The Zodiac: Cosmic Sounds, a collaborative concept album on the theme of the signs of the Zodiac. It was released in 1967.