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]]>Jokes and HumorTommohttp://www.gunco.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83076Favorite Movieshttp://www.gunco.net/forums/showthread.php?t=83059&goto=newpost
Mon, 27 Jul 2015 00:07:17 GMTSaw this another site. I liked it!
Enjoy.
This one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!
Amazing it really works to reveal your all-time favorite movie.
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies
at the bottom
You will be AMAZED at how...Saw this another site. I liked it!

Enjoy.
This one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!
Amazing it really works to reveal your all-time favorite movie.

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies
at the bottom

You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is!

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits
together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies
below:

Movie List :

1. Gone With the Wind

2. E.T.

3. Blazing Saddles

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Obama Farewell Speech After Impeachment

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park

12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders of the Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, isn't that something?
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Sat, 25 Jul 2015 22:11:06 GMTThree strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student,...Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
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Sat, 25 Jul 2015 21:58:03 GMTLittle Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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Sat, 25 Jul 2015 21:45:26 GMTNow this is a true friend!

Guy brings his best golfing buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!”

“Why did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

“Because he's thinking of getting married."
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Sat, 25 Jul 2015 18:31:17 GMTSail off a pirate infested coast for a high adventure experience.
http://www.familiestart.nl/piraat/piraat.htmlSail off a pirate infested coast for a high adventure experience.

Pope Francis recently finished his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.”

A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.

So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" – “Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.”

The day after, a Gay Rights Group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure."

The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
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Mon, 20 Jul 2015 18:26:02 GMTTexans on a Plane
Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish man is sitting between them. The first Texan says, “My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place ‘The Jolly Roger’.
”The second Texan says, “My name is John. I own...Texans on a Plane

Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish man is sitting between them. The first Texan says, “My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place ‘The Jolly Roger’.

”The second Texan says, “My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have5,000 head of cattle and they call my place ‘Big John’s’.”

"They both look down at the little old Jewish man who says, ”My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres.” Roger looks down at him and says, “300 Acres? What do you raise?" “Nothing,” says Irving. “Well then, what do you call it?” asked John. “Downtown Dallas.”

MOISHE

Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed. The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: “You need to join the Army of God!” Moishe replied: “I’m already in the Army of God, Rabbi.” The rabbi questioned: “Then how come I don’t see you except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?”

Moishe whispered back: “I’m in the secret service.”

IT HAPPENED IN SHUL

Rabbi approaches a guest in Shul and says, “I’d like to give you an Aliyah. What is your name?” The man answers, “Esther ben Moshe.” The Rabbi says, “No, I need YOUR name.” It’s Esther ben Moshe,” the man says. "How can that be your name?” asks the Rabbi. The man answers, “I’ve been having financial problems, so everything now is in my wife’s name.”

THE JEWISH DOCTOR

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office, and emerged within half an hour walking completely erect, with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this walked up to the little old lady and said, “It’s a miracle! You walked in bent in half and now you’re walking erect. What did that doctor do?” She answered, “Miracle, shmiracle. . . he gave me a longer cane.”

THE DIFFERENCE

The Italian says, “I’m thirsty. I must have wine.”
The Frenchman says, “I’m thirsty. I must have cognac.” The Russian says, “I’m thirsty. I must have vodka.” The German says, “I’m thirsty. I must have beer.” The Mexican says, “I’m thirsty. I must have tequila.” The Jewish man says, “I’m thirsty. I must have diabetes.”

PHILANTHROPY

A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, “Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?” “No,” replied the guide. “It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer.” “Never heard of him,” said the visitor. “What did he write?” “A check,” replied the guide.

ROWING TEAM

Yeshiva University decided to field a rowing team. Unfortunately, they lose race after race. Even though they practice and practice for hours every day, they never manage to come in any better than dead last. Finally, the team decides to send Morris Fishbein, its captain, to spy on Harvard, the perennial championship team. So Morris schlepps off to Cambridge, Mass. and hides in the bushes next to the Charles River, where he carefully watches the Harvard team at its daily practice. After a week, Morris returns to Yeshiva.

“Well, I figured out their secret,” he announces. “What? Tell us! Tell us!” his teammates shouted. “We should have only one guy yelling. The other eight should row.”
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Sat, 18 Jul 2015 01:21:50 GMThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjWzDOZmmxU
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Fri, 17 Jul 2015 16:46:11 GMTA blonde woman was driving down a two lane country road one nice spring day. She rounded a curve & saw another blonde woman out in the middle of a completely empty freshly plowed field in a row boat just rowing away in the dirt. The blonde lady driving slowed way down & stared in shock watching this lady who obviously was not moving despite her best efforts to row her butt off.

The driver wondered what this lady was doing but decided it was none of her business and drove off. Well the more she thought about that blonde in the row boat in that field the more annoyed she got at her stupidity. After a few miles she could not take it anymore and whips the car around heading back to the field.

The blonde pulls her car off the side of the road with screeching tires, dust flying and climbs out. She marches straight over to the fence bordering the field and climbs up on it, cups her hands around her mouth and starts screaming at the blonde in the boat. "You stupid moron! What are you doing in that boat in the middle of that field? Do you know how stupid you look? It is dummies like you that give all blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and kick your butt!"
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Fri, 17 Jul 2015 16:43:58 GMThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxZFPRji7c
]]>Jokes and HumorTommohttp://www.gunco.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82996Einstein Theoryhttp://www.gunco.net/forums/showthread.php?t=82984&goto=newpost
Wed, 15 Jul 2015 08:16:39 GMTEinstein developed & proved this remarkable formula:
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared......a brilliant genius as we all know.

Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined this:
If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle
at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) it could be
possible for you to screw yourself.....!!

Should you determine you are not physically capable of
achieving that speed at your age....

.......You can easily achieve the same result by voting for
Democrats in the next election.
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