MommyT's first grader got this pamphlet at school to teach them about the candidates. Apparently, first graders aren't so issue-driven when it comes to politics. It's all about character. And pets. If only it were that easy:

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Oh wait, it is that easy. Good vs. Evil. Hmmmmm, I choose... good. Sorry, that was a cheap shot.