Re: Boring Shit About Your Life

Whoever came up with Vitamin Water is a marketing genius. Take some water, add sugar and a little artificial flavoring and food color, call it HEALTHY, and sell it for $2 per bottle.

Well, yes. Thatís all true. But in my defense, I only drink the ďZeroĒ flavors, so I wonít go into a diabetic coma from sugar. I probably will get cancer from the artificial sweeteners, but letís not split hairs. I really pace myself on them. One bottle takes me 3-4 days to finish. In moderation, I think I should be fine. But, yeah, if you were replacing water with Vitamain Water? That would be nutso.

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I just returned yet another text book because I always procrastinate on buying my books online. I confirmed with the cashier that after today, if I deem to buy the same book tomorrow I can, again, return it in three days, which hopefully will be enough time for the cheaper version of the same book to be delivered to my apartment...I don't know why but this sentence was hard to articulate.

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Originally Posted by Hannahrain

I have a beautifully monogrammed sterling Fisting & Tampons cigarette case from the Victorian era. It's been passed down in my family for generations.

I have an old brass iron from the 1700's that you put coal into to make it get hot. It has been engraved by a woman in my family each hundred years. Whichever woman has it passed to her and has possession of it in 2060 has to engrave it.

Originally Posted by M Sparks

It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.

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I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed this Thursday. Four of them. Local anesthesia.

I got mine removed this past October and man did that suck. It was pretty painless when they removed the first three teeth but the last one was a freakin nightmare.

Apparently the root of that last tooth was hooked into my gums which made it really hard to extract so they had to start breaking it up into pieces in order to remove all of it. The anesthetic did absolutely nothing and that tooth took more time to remove than the other 3 combined. The vicodin they prescribed me didn't really do anything either and it took me a while to fully recover.

And listen to what the dentist says about no smoking afterwards because getting a dry socket would really suck.
But good luck! Hopefully they put a semi entertaining movie on for you to watch!

In other news... I iz watching 30 Rock.
I <3 Liz Lemon, Jack runs shit like a legit baus, and Kenneth is an immortal that learned how to roll cigarettes from an 8 year old Shirley Temple