]]>If you’re a Californian upset about the coastal state potentially turning into the first 20 minutes of Mad Max: Fury Road, you can go ahead and blame Magnum P.I. That’s right. Tom Selleck has been taken to task, and even investigated by Callegulas Municipal Water District for allegedly sending a tanker truck to a water hydrant, filling it up, then having it return to his property.

They know this because they apparently spent $22,000 investigating the crime, according to NBC.

I’m not going to jump on his case for stealing a little water. I mean, WHO HASN’T? But what’s he doing with it? My guess is he’s watering a giant tree that sprouts Hawaiian shirts and mustaches.