It doesn't matter how cute of a pregnant person your friends and family (or the occasional random stranger) say you are, at some point there will be no words that can change the fact that you feel like a giant blob. (Insert Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory scene where Violet eats the 3 course meal gum. "You're turning violet,… Continue

Yep, it's out of the bag...I did something today which is absolutely unheard of.

Unimaginable.

Unthinkable.

I spent 5 1/2 (cause that 1/2 counts) hours WITHOUT SMALL CHILDREN.

Hellooooooo....Tap Tap...can ya hear me??

Three of those hours were spent ALONE. Well, except for Bo the Bulldog. And he doesn't yell at me to locate Gogurts or to find a Hannah Montana show On Demand. Or to be taken to Stick and Puck. Or follow me to the… Continue