Beating the best on a weekly basis? Can I have some of whatever you're on???? You do realise you've gone through a whole season without beating one of the top 6.

You're a little fish in a big pond with a largely pointless existence. Congrats on that achievement.

I wondered when you would bring fish into the equation, you disgust me.

Things we've pissed in the last 40 years says cheesedick;
League 2
League 1
Championship
FA Cup

Make your mind up, one minute you burble on about your fine achievements over 40 years then have the audacity to mention our record this season. Since our return to where we belong in the Premier league we have beaten all of the top 6, as you have Saints wiki page on default mode, look it up.

You enjoy reading about next season playing some minnows, I will enjoy going to Stamford Bridge.

You had a brief moment in recent times when you had a chance of building something permanent.....and you f*cked it up, became a bunch of charity thieves and now play in a sh*tty stadium, playing sh*tty football.

Karma.

Now I want no more on this subject, your team is sh*t and the city is sh*t, suck it up and don't waste my time, go and talk to some Walsall fans about your game together next season.

You enjoy going to Stamford Bridge? Really??? Horrible set of fans and ridiculous prices for a virtually guaranteed defeat.

All good thanks Pents - how about yourself?

The skates celebrate winning the 4th division, a division we have never sunk as low into, but refuse to count the JPT, which is without doubt equal in every way to winning the basement league. Same old same old from the bitters.

Poor old Skates. Seeing the rest of the South Coast in the Prem must be like your neighbours inviting the rest of the street for a party but you're not welcome (maybe because you sit in the corner banging on about the old days when everyone else is enjoying themselves today)

Poor old Skates. Seeing the rest of the South Coast in the Prem must be like your neighbours inviting the rest of the street for a party but you're not welcome (maybe because you sit in the corner banging on about the old days when everyone else is enjoying themselves today)

Good analogy proc.

However,
If Carlsberg did cheesedicks!!... I quote "Keep attending those parties Proc, maybe one of these days an attractive girl will talk to you. But I doubt it!!
We don't attend many parties, but when we do, we walk off with the stunner!! And we know how much that annoys the loiterers."

Walk off with a stunner Winning the bottom league, I bet she is a beaut,pompey grown no doubt.
Or maybe this, I think it is a woman!

Not sure you realise this is a football forum, try to at least pretend to know where you are, no relevance to football anywhere on your post. Maybe your team being the Delboy of the south coast would explain your reluctance, poopey do provide the laughs, I will give you that.

During the war....etc.

New fixtures out next week, I imagine you are sat keenly in your armchair looking to see if Oldham or maybe the mighty Walsall will be your first opponents! Good luck with that.