I was just invited to a party which will be full of lesbians. Full to the brim with hundreds of lesbians. I will be one of the only guys in attendance. I don't know why they bothered to invite me but I'm ******* there.

I was just invited to a party which will be full of lesbians. Full to the brim with hundreds of lesbians. I will be one of the only guys in attendance. I don't know why they bothered to invite me but I'm ******* there.

I was just invited to a party which will be full of lesbians. Full to the brim with hundreds of lesbians. I will be one of the only guys in attendance. I don't know why they bothered to invite me but I'm ******* there.

Probably to make an example out of you.

"WE DON'T WANT THE DIK!" "WE DON'T WANT THE DICK!"

You'll wake up half naked tied to a pole.

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R4L does security, and strips on the weekend.
He told me the best part is being able to wear the same uniform to both jobs.

Started a little thing with that 30 year old...lasted for a bit, but we decided to call it off. She's still going through a lot, and I'm still not ready for too much. I guarantee next time we're out together tho, she'll eventually be all over me again, she's impulsive as hell. Which is cool, but I'm not going to be making any first moves, that's all on her.

edit...I think she's pretty good gf material, if we ever wanted it to get to that point. I'm far from ready, however.

I will say this, though. As far as...hook up compatibility. We certainly had our fun...but (i dont want to get too vulgar)...but she says she's not a "tongue person". Honestly, she's not the greatest kisser because, she doesnt use her tongue or want me using mine. And this also goes for going down...she doesnt like it. Which is always a big downer to hear, imo. Still dont understand why some girls dislike it. lol. I didnt even get a chance to try. But yeah she's a chill girl and we have fun together...it was weird, the first time we were together...she started getting a little clingy, which is fine cause, I liked hanging out. And then she just got really stand offish after I told my one girl friend about us. A friend of hers also...a friend that she thinks is in love with me. Which to a point she is. Probably shouldnt have said anything...but I wasnt exactly sure what was going on between us anyway and I was far from attached. But again we had fun, certainly open to exploring it more.

And dont ask me...i dont know what it is. Just wait though...as soon as I'm okay with taking advantage of the attention. The well will go dry and I'll be outta style like the backstreet boys.

Obviously you fail to realize they became relevant yet again!

Ahhh my triumphant return to this thread and single-hood after 3 years...........and its with a reference to the Backstreet Boys...

May God have mercy on my soul

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On another note, Nicklas Backstrom is amazingly good.

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Meanwhile, in hockey the other night, the Washington Capitals' Eric Belanger gets hit with a stick, loses EIGHT teeth, has an instant root canal in the locker room, comes back out and PLAYS and never says boo.

So new rule, NBA: Unless you have a root canal at halftime, SHUT UP AND PLAY!

What the **** is with that? I had the same problem with 5 pounds, I could feel her getting uncomfortable when I'd try to make my way down, which really sucks cause the one time she was into it was also the best sex we had. But that was when we were away for a weekend at my best friend, who we met through, 's lake house where we we spent more time in our bedroom than we did hanging out with our friends.

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JPP is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham

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Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.

A fun moth moment on wed...hooked up in a vintage photo booth at some club with that girl. Lol. :P Funny enough, the best part was walking out cause there were so many people out there. Haha. I love it. So funny.

So like I said before I knocked out, I'm sorely disappointed in myself.

I went out with my closest friend and his girlfriend who's also a very good friend of mine, it was her birthday, so we all went to BWW and a small group of her friends were there plus my buddy, his cousin, and I. Well I sat next to my friend's cousin and directly in front of twin sisters because one of em had "allegedly" lol thought I was cute. So we start eating and I have a few drinks and I'm talking to them, I was doing pretty solid making em laugh and holding good conversation.

We then just head back to my friend's house and kick back there for a few more hours and I'm still having a good night making her laugh, and then idk, I just dropped the ball. Night ended and I went home empty handed, no phone number, no date...nothing. I was shaking my head and bleh...put in a good night's of work and nothing. I wanna kick my own ass -_-

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R4L does security, and strips on the weekend.
He told me the best part is being able to wear the same uniform to both jobs.

Is a girl worth waiting for if you think she is the "one" even though she doesnt want a relationship right now and MAYBE would be interested in one sometime in the future?

I just figure if you really think she could be the one you won't have any other relationships that are really serious anyway and so would keep you from being with her if anything changes, so why wait? Do your own thing til she's ready.

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JPP is a better and more productive player than Brandon Graham

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Is Shaun Hill a top 10 QB? Definitely not. Is he a top 20 one? Almost certainly.

I think its hard for girls to be interested in me. For starters I really dont think much of myself and two, I seem to be angry and cold hearted lately. I mean damn a little thing can set me off and go down the deep end. Dont think Im right in the end anyway.

I'm so proud of myself. I thought I knew next to nothing on how to please a woman because my first time was with that girl who was 8 years older than me and I was young, but I know the human body pretty well and was able to use that to my advantage. She said she was surprised because when I told her that I hadn't had sex in 4 years she said she expected it to be bad. I'm pretty sure I got her close to orgasm twice before sex by stimulating her clit and areola, and then I lasted longer than her.

She said she only likes it on top, which is fine with me because I hate the feeling of thinking im raping the girl. It felt really tight (which from what I remember from the first time it wasn't probably because that older girl had sex a lot). She said she didn't want to use a condom anymore because shes on birth control, but I don't trust that ****.