Mass shooting over election result

3 armed men smashed their way into a University in Ohio this morning shooting and stabbing everyone in sight.

1 of the assailants was killed, 2 were captured alive, with at least 8 students wounded, one in critical condition.

It seems that the trio were Liberals upset that their side didn´t win and decided, for unknown reasons, to slaughter the students at the school. "We only have speculation at why these snowflakes decided on this course of action." said one officer.