If you're a Doctor Who fan at all, perhaps you could put up a weeping angel statue facing her house...

She sounds nutty. The dog thing is just...odd. And everything else is annoying and crazy-making. And I'm pretty sure she's going to end up setting that house on fire. Could you, erm, report that to someone or anything like that?

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"And neither the angels in heaven above, nor the demons down under the sea can ever dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Lee"