JIM: Right you are, Ken. Sanders takes down all of his opponents with the well executed Claws.

KEN: The fight's not over yet, Jim.

JIM: That's right, Ken. Sidle comes back with a Cleveland Grabber--

KEN: But Sanders doesn't have enough hair for that, Jim.

JIM: Very observant, Ken. Sanders takes down Sidle with a Terrier Chop.

KEN: Oh! In a surprise move, Milander and Willows work together to take down Sanders! And Stokes is back! He gets in a Terrible Twos on Willows, while Brown's up for the count and gets a Rabbit Stew on Milander! Sidle's working for the man and getting in a Pile Stacker for Stokes, knocking him flat! He's out and back in again, throwing Sidle in an impressive Double Trieme! Willows goes for Stokes, twisting in a Perry Knuckler! Oh, oh! The humanity! Jim?

JIM: It's getting crazy here at WWE Extreme today! Sanders forgoes the classic Claw and trades them in for a Party Platter, knocking Sidle flat. Stokes goes after Sidle with an unfortunately ineffective Noriega Melt. Milander's back in with a perfect Sophomore Trilogy on Brown.

KEN: And Sanders pulls a Pine Fresh Mu-tant on Sidle.

JIM: Great obscure reference, Ken.

KEN: Thank you Jim.

JIM: Wait! What's this? It seems the fight has stopped!

KEN: What? The round's not over and nobody's died. We were promised bloodshed, Jim.

JIM: That we were, Ken. It seems everyone has stopped and is looking over at Grissom, who seems to be kneeling gleefully by a chair with a peanut and a jar.

KEN: He does appear very gleeful, Jim.

JIM: That he does, Ken.

SARA: Hey! Gris! Do you mind!

CATHERINE: Yeah, we're kind of fighting over you here.

WARRICK: I mean, buddy, if you're not going to pick which one of us you actually want, we have to decide for you.

NICK: They said we could show up and fight and decide once and for all.

MILANDER: I thought you l-liked me.

SARA: Shut up. No one likes you.

MILANDER: What day were you born on?

GREG: Come on, Gris, pay attention!

CATHERINE: What's so important that you'd not watch people fighting over you?

GRISSOM: *walks over to the ring, smiling brightly, with a jar* An Aphid Beetle. Do you know how rare it is to find one of these at a wrestling match. Wow. *looks at the jar* Hello, little guy. *makes cooing noises*

CATHERINE: Great.

JIM: Well, it seems the fight is over, Ken.

KEN: Right you are, Jim.

JIM: *glares*

EVERYONE starts leaving.

JIM: Well, this has been the fight as to who gets Gil Grissom. All of our contenders don't seem interested any more--

ECKLIE: *wearing wrestling tights* Have they started the fight yet?

GRISSOM: *shudders*

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