Friday, June 15, 2007

PRAISE THE LORD

If publicly I say “God damn it,”Am I assured my civil rights;Or will Gonzales so program itTo say blaspheming disunitesA totally God-fearing nationThen order up his congregationOf Christian law school Jesus twitsTo try and make me call it quits?Or will he sit and draft a memoAnd give it to the FBIThat lets them hang me out to dry(The latter’s his preferred MO)But after I have praised the LordWhile baptized on a waterboard?