You entertained me for years with your RAW and Nitro recaps. Then you started this message board and gave me a place to waste time by reading other people's thoughts. Then you solved my "virus" problem by telling me to check if my Windows key was stuck down.

And now you got me laid.

I clicked on your "Quiz of the Day" link, took the quiz, joined the site it pointed to, contacted some hotties, and bedded one of them just last night. I have therefore concluded that you are my guardian angel. Bless you and your obscure brother.

I have Paypal and I'm not afraid to use it. Where can I donate to your cause?

You entertained me for years with your RAW and Nitro recaps. Then you started this message board and gave me a place to waste time by reading other people's thoughts. Then you solved my "virus" problem by telling me to check if my Windows key was stuck down.

And now you got me laid.

I clicked on your "Quiz of the Day" link, took the quiz, joined the site it pointed to, contacted some hotties, and bedded one of them just last night. I have therefore concluded that you are my guardian angel. Bless you and your obscure brother.

I have Paypal and I'm not afraid to use it. Where can I donate to your cause?

Your donation should arrive within 3-4 business days(Happy Easter). The pictures, however, you may not have, for then my e-man-ho-iness could easily be traced back to me and my source of e-booty could dry up.

I was actually hoping I could BUY something from you, but it appears as though you produce only wit and whimsy. While this is admirable, perhaps even noble, our GDP is not so pleased.

As for employment, I read of your recent calamity and can sympathize(vote Not Bush!), but have little in the way of occupational assistance. After two years of stocking shelves, delivering pizzas, replacing damaged newspapers, and gambling for a living, all powered by my college education, I finally secured a "real" job not even tangentially-related to my field... through sheer happenstance. It's enjoyable and pays very well. I got lucky.

I wish I could offer sage advice, but my success was based entirely on serendipity. I have online pet projects which may some day turn a buck, but they currently pay nothing and require something the druids once called "love". Perhaps you could use my donation to buy a paper and scan the classifieds. That tactic at least pointed me in the direction of my current job. I have talked too long. Good luck.