This is what I've got down so far: gonna give it a few hours before I ask for nominations proper. The nominations stage will remain open for seven days, I reckon. Consider this your time to suggest tweaks to the categories.

Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title

Best Newbie

Worst Noob

Best Writer

Angriest

Biggest Attention Whore

Most Creatively Insulting

Most Likely To Say Something Smart

Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread

Sinfester You'd Like to Meet

Best Candidate for World Domination

Sinfester Whose Posts You Try to Avoid

Thread of the Year

The Lindsay Lohan Award for Most Likely To Get Stupidly Famous & Then Burn Out By Writing The Next Twilight

for reference's sake, and because i will take any excuse i can get not to read Heidegger, the Sunday playlist thread titles of 2013/2012:

The 'Michael Is Waiting For Something Smart' Sunday Playlist
2013's First Sunday Playlist... again?
2012's Last Sunday Playlist (and other unimaginative things)
Sunday playlist and also we didn't die in the apocalypse.
The Chasing Two Rabbits Sunday Playlist
It's too damn cold Sunday playlist
YOU WERE WAITING FOR MY SUNDAY PLAYLIST TITLE
The Sunday Playlist the cat dragged in.
The Sunday Playlist That Voted For Vermin Supreme
They mostly come out at Sunday Playlist. Mostly....
The morning after Sunday Playlist
The Sunday Playlist That Slipped On Pumpkin Guts
It's past 12 and I'm wasted Sunday Playlist
The other Sunday Playlist
The Sunday Playlist That Was Humped By The Endeavor
the SUNDAY PLAYLIST that's gonna get her digits ...
There Should Be A Sunday Playlist Here But There Isn't
the SUNDAY PLAYLIST with the exquisitely amusing title
The SUNDAY PLAYLIST that throws a vest on its chest
The return of the SUNDAY PLAYLIST! game
In Soviet Russia, Sunday Playlist pussy riots you!
Sunday Playlist, because why not make a thread for it?
Fuck James Holmes Sunday Playlist
Under New Management: the Sunday Playlist with ghosts!
Sunday picturesofsky birthday playlist
If Tat Reads The Forum, Where's His Sunday Playlist Choice?
When one thinks of Sunday Playlist, one thinks of Gary naked
I Saw The Most Beautiful Woman Today. Not Sunday (Playlist).
CLEVER TITLE, SUNDAY PLAYLIST, WELL PLAYED
Mothers hold your weekend hostage Sunday Playlist
The Sunday Playlist Entranced By The Sight Of The Supermoon
A Quick Reminder: Please Clean Your Sunday Playlist Weekly
This is not a sunday playlist
The Anal Midget Angry Birthday Willem Sunday Playlist
SUNDAYPLAYLIST:SOYOUFINDTHISTITLEBARDOESN'TALLOWENOUGHROOMFO
Sunday playlist so we don't disappoint Benny
why doesn't anyone post on the Sunday Playlist anymore?
we totally missed the Sunday playlist-Sunday playlist
Sunday Playlist what I accidentally created on Saturday
This Sunday is made out of playlist
The Sunday To Thirty Holiday Playlist
The Sunday Playlist that ate itself and died of starvation

THIS IS IT. NOMINATE NOW. THESE ARE THE CATEGORIES. SORRY THEY AREN'T BETTER. NOMINATE NOW. I WILL COLLATE NOMINATIONS OVER THE NEXT SEVEN CALENDER DAYS. NOMINATE NOW THAT MEANS YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS TO NOMINATE, SO RIGHT NOW YOU CAN PICK MULTIPLE THINGS TO GO IN A THING, WE ARE NOT DECIDING JUST YET. NOMINATE NOW. IF YOU WANT TO DO BANNERS OR DRAWINGS OR FANCY MAKING A SHORT VIDEO REGARDING THIS YEARS SINNIES, LET ME KNOW VIA FORUM OR PM. BUT NOMINATE NOW. IF YOU'RE EATING NOODLES NOW, NOM NOW. IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT FOREIGN FOOD IS BEST, I RECKON VIETNOMESE. UNLESS YOU ARE VIETNAMESE, IN WHICH CASE IT'S NOT FOREIGN.

NOMINATE NOW. NOW IS WHEN YOU BEGIN TO NOMINATE.

Mr Gary wrote:

Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title

Best Newbie

Worst Noob

Best Writer

Angriest

Biggest Attention Whore

Most Creatively Insulting

Most Likely To Say Something Smart

Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread

Sinfester You'd Like to Meet

Best Candidate for World Domination

Sinfester Whose Posts You Try to Avoid

Thread of the Year

The Lindsay Lohan Award for Most Likely To Get Stupidly Famous & Then Burn Out By Writing The Next Twilight

This Post Made Me Giddy, Individual Amusing Post Of The Year

Best Catchphrase

Photo / Drawing Of The Year

The Darrin Kenneth O'Brien Award for Best Early 90s White Rapper

IF YOU WANT TO DO BANNERS OR DRAWINGS OR FANCY MAKING A SHORT VIDEO REGARDING THIS YEARS SINNIES, LET ME KNOW VIA FORUM OR PM. I CAN NOT PUT THIS IN BOLD ENOUGH.

Seriously, anyone who wants to present an award needs to let me know sooner rather than later so we can set a reasonable span of time where we present the awards via Youtube. ALSO YOU WILL NOMINATE THINGS FOR THINGS NOW.

YOU WILL DO IT PUBLICLY TO CURRY FAVOUR WITH POSTERS YOU HOPE TO ENGAGE IN UNLIKELY BUT FURIOUS SEXUAL CONGRESS, OR YOU WILL DO SO DEMURELY AND PRIVATELY WHILST LIFTING YOUR SKIRTS TO ME, VIA PRIVATE FORUM MESSAGE.