The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame (60 Minutes) piece about the game I can put it on my expense account— Andy Rooney

Jay Leno Money Quotation saying the only way to avoid paying taxes as an individual is to avoid having any income, savings, investments or inheritance. Jay Leno said:

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag— Jay Leno

Oscar Wilde Funny Money Quote saying that making ourselves promises of breaking old bad habits by making new year’s resolutions is like writing fraudulent checks from a nonexistent bank. Oscar Wilde said:

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account