A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.'

REMEMBER WHEN .. Getting high meant swinging at a playground?The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?Mom was your heroand Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings?And race issues were about who ran fastest?When War was a card game?And life was simple and care free?Remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

CAP to your profile if you are still 5 inside, no matter how old you are now.

98% of teens do drugs and smoke. Copy and paste this into your profile if you never tried it.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

This has got to be one of the cleverest brainteasers I've seen in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble.DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM

Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaaytoo much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!

DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

One-shot: After the special RAW following the Royal Rumble, Brock targets Seth to unleash his anger out on. Will Seth's former brethren save him? Or will they even care? A companion one-shot to 'Fall for You' but can be read as a stand alone fic.

"I want you, okay?" Roman shouted, the words passing his lips too fast for his brain to stop his tongue from forming them and the second they were out, his heart plummeted to his belly. (Ambreigns, two-shot... ignore my summary probs and try it ;)

The rain trails down over his face in crystalline rivulets, falling from his lashes, running down his cheeks… like the tears he can't shed. His world… it has shattered. His life… there is no life anymore. His life is gone. It has… it has died… with him… (Ambreigns and NOT a death fic (no matter how the summary sounds), one-shot)

What would the Superman, the Architect and the Lunatic Fringe ask for if Triple H had offered them anything? Find out as Roman, Seth and Dean admit their deepest desires. Inspired by the November 3, 2014 edition of RAW.

For years Cat has kept to herself and held back her tongue for fear of using the wrong words, but fueled by her brother she begins to volunteer at a place that begins to give her a bit of courage. When she notices a caller that begins to sound like Trina Vega, she starts to watch for a chance to speak her mind, but it may already be too late. A oneshot in parts

After successful incarcerated hernia surgery, Roman misses Dean a lot. They had plans together for Night of Champions and for the days afterward. They can still work towards those plans, they can still quench their thirst.

After the war against Gaea, Nico di Angelo is expected to spend three days in the infirmary under the care of Will Solace. Though these three days are anything but uneventful, things get really complicated when Apollo appears with a new quest to restore the power of prophecy.

Synopsis: Will and Nico end up being invited to dinner by Hades in the Underworld, not Will's favourite idea of a first date but you can't exactly say no when the host is the God of the Underworld. (oneshot, bit fluffy Will Solace/Nico di Angelo)

Since Dean is feeling a little down after the break up of Shield, Roman invites him to spend a couple days at his place. At Roman's fiance's suggestion, Dean gets to babysit. Chaos ensues. (This is a sequel to After The Storm, but can be read as a stand alone too. R/R is greatly appreciated.)

This is a fun, lighthearted one-shot, in which Dean finds himself stuck in a box, and his only entertainment is his worst enemy: technology. Will Ambrose be able to cope, or will tight, dark places and technology get the best of the Lunatic Fringe? Find out in this story based on the Sept. 22nd edition of Raw when Dean, and not cinder blocks, awaits Rollins.

Seth's betrayal was just part of the script, right? So, why is Dean so worried that this is the end of the friendship? And why is Roman worried that Seth's friendship isn't the only thing he's set to lose, because things at home aren't all that great either.

Dean is used to screwing up, it comes with the territory of being the Lunatic Fringe. What he isn't used to, is Roman being so mad at him. After Roman overhears something Dean never intended him to to hear, Dean has to figure out how to convince Roman that his words were just that, words, and nothing more. Can a simple string be the key to save his relationship? Ambreigns.

After getting curb-stomped on cinder blocks by Seth, Dean leaves Raw without getting much medical attention. Roman finds him holed up in one of their safe houses. Despite what Seth thinks, he hasn't broken Dean or Dean and Roman's connection with one another, thank fuck.

Dean Ambrose was never a whiskey kind of guy, but it did help him forget about his ex-best friend...or did it? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the people mentioned in this one-shot, nor do I claim any affiliation with the WWE.

A short, multi-chapter challenge word fic. When the boys take a little vacation, all Hell breaks loose as Ambrose decides to test the boundaries, and Rollins takes all the risks. Will they get home in one piece, or are the deadly stories more than just superstition? Though a bit of a serious summary, it's actually a light, fluffy story containing The Shield.

He doesn't know why he jumps. In the end, he jumps because of him. Because of the unconscious man plummeting to the water below like a red, white, and blue ragdoll. Slightly extended scene for the end of the movie!

"Reyna thought about her options here. On one hand, it really wasn't her business and playing teen counselor wasn't really at the top of her list on how she wanted to spend the rest of this trip. But on the other hand, she'd been that person. She knew what it felt like to be the odd one out, and she definitely knew what a broken heart was like." Nico and Reyna on the way to Camp.

After leaving them in a match on Raw, Seth Rollins didn't speak to Roman Reigns or Dean Ambrose for the next several months until he sent a text requesting to see them, and because of what's happened since then, Roman has to wonder whether or not he actually wants to see him after all this time. Slash, one-shot.

Post-The Last Olympian. This is not how Nico di Angelo expected his belated birthday to go: in the dank, dark, depths of the Underworld, with his lunatic relative trying to convince him to take up farming.

Remember the part in the Avengers at the beginning of the main battle when Tony was like 'what did you do, stop for drive-through' to Steve, Natasha, and Clint? What if they actually did? Dedicated to my best friend, who gave me the idea. I do not own Avengers.

The Guardians crash-land in the desert, and end up finding an interesting way to keep cool. It's a good thing Jack's unconscious when the others decide having him next to them is the easiest way to lower their temperature.

"It's not his fault that he doesn't have a family! It's not his fault that he has no one, and that he was all alone! He shouldn't have to be alone!" Jack finds an abandoned baby penguin and brings it home to North's place. Oneshot

"The thing is… Derek is literally only 1 inch taller than Stiles. Maybe 2 if you count his stupid, reverse-duck-tail hair. But what Derek lacks in relative height difference, he more than makes up for with sheer presence." In which Stiles doesn't go out looking to prove himself as Pack, but winds up doing it anyway. (Title taken from the song Alibis by Marianas Trench). Post-S2

Stiles feels weak, helpless, and unable to protect himself, and as a result, has turned to steroids to make himself stronger. When Derek catches him injecting the drugs, he hopes that his promise to protect Stiles will be enough to get Stiles to stop.

Stiles is home alone on a Friday night while all his friends are partying. A little angsty, but sorta fluffy in the end, because I believe in pack feels. Not Sterek, but I really wanted it to be, it just didn't get there.

When Freddie gets a letter, he starts acting a bit strange & won't tell Carly & Sam who it's from. When the person unexpectly shows up, how much longer can Freddie keep the secret from his two best friends? Freddie/OC

This is a mix with iCarly characters and supernatural mythologies. It's a seddie fic as well. Recent deaths in Seattle brings a man from Freddie's past that he much rather forget. All the while trying to hide this from Carly and Sam, especially Sam.

... his pound of flesh. The first bruise is from a playful shove delivered by Scott. It rests just underneath his last left rib, yellowing with time. The flesh there feels tender to his touch, even though it doesn't outright hurt. When he takes his shirt off for lacrosse practice the first time after that he is self conscious. What if somebody notices? What if they bring it up?

Roxas has a crush on the most popular guy at school but unfortunately for Roxas he doesn't know that he even exists! But what happens when he gets put into Roxas's history class? AkuRoku one-shot, contains yaoi! Please read and review!

A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"

Demyx is feeling insecure about his relationship with Zexion. He knows Zexion can do better than him, so why? And what will it take for Demyx to believe that Zexion loves him with all his heart? Oneshot, slight AU. Based off the song, Believe, by Skillet.

The sequel to One Thing. Stiles and Derek need Danny's help to trace the text message that was sent to Allison during Night School. But Derek doesn't want Danny there and Stiles is oblivious. Two-shot. Derek/Stiles

Freddie is holding a number of secrets. Starting with that he's in a band, ending with he's in love with Sam Puckett, and a lot in between. What happens when Carly and Sam find out these secrets? How will they react? Seddie!

A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?

Colours explain everything he feels, what she means to him, why they are perfect. How these colours affected the rest of their lives, because they were meant to be together...forever. Sam&Freddie one-shot.

Freddie strikes up a conversation with a mysterious man, who seems to know Sam from somewhere. Could it be the father she never mentions? "See ya 'round, boy," the man said over his shoulder. "Ya take right good care o' her, ya hear?" Seddie.

xDelfin: "What in Kingdom Hearts are they doing?" "I believe the term is 'making out.'" The Nobodies of The Castle That Never Was try to comprehend such a thing. Zemyx, AkuRoku and LOTS more. One-Shot. T for kissing? Yaoi. ξήζσγ

After an interesting phonecall during a G8 meeting, Alfred decides to come to Arthur's house and meet his siblings, not believing them to be as bad as the Englishman claims. A not-so-very-scarring event, when he meets the Kirklands.

Hermione is trying to "make everyone's lives easier," but it's causing her to lie more and more. When a potion goes wrong for Fred, he find out her true feelings for him and teaches her an important lesson about lying to the ones she loves.

When Freddie realizes that his actions toward Carly cause him to appear as a stalker, he becomes withdrawn and shut in. His friends must try to convince him that he is not a stalker, but can they do so when he chooses to not even speak with them?

After an intense detention session, Fred finds a bleeding and crying Hermione outside of the Defense Against the Dark Arts Classroom and decides to help soothe her wounds. Set during Order of the Phoenix. Fred x Hermione. One-shot.

I've been reading a lot of Fred/Hermione fics lately and this just sort of popped in there. It is told from Fred's POV about his love for Hermione and how he held back for Ron. Anyway I'm not sure I like how it turned out. Let me know what you think.

When Sam's sister from the past is released from Juvenile, she wants to be with her family again, but doesn't know where to find them. All she wants is to see her family, but will she spend yet another Christmas alone?

Just a cute FW/HG fic set in their 2nd/4th year. * The twins come down a few minutes later, and her mind wanders in a different direction she's not proud of. Thoughts of cute boys and freckles should be beneath her, but they're not.

You don't believe I can do it.' He said incredibly. Of all those years, she hadn't thought that he was worthy of being evil. All those times when he scared the minutes out of her life, the times he pulled the pranks on her. Never once? LashLayla

Hermione stole the Marauders' Map from Harry. She spots Fred Weasley on the map and decides to go find him. Little does she know, Fred is harboring a secret. One that could change Hermione forever. FredHermione. Oneshot. Takes place during 3rd year.

This is my first attempt at SoraRiku so be nice.If you want...Anyways!Sora and Riku have sucessfully returned to the light and have returned to life on the island. Where they're grounded. Riku gets bored and escapes from Sora's to help him with hw.

[AxelRoxas] Roxas is HEAD OVER HEELS for Axel, but after a while he gives up. So everyone in the Organization tries to get Roxas to say he loves the pyro! What happens when Roxas says it too loud! Better summary inside! ENJOY!

[RikuSora AxelRoxas ZexionDemyx] All Sora listens to is JPop, so his mother tells him to try something new, so he goes to his friends and Zexion gives the brunette a CD of the Black Parade. Riku hears the music and he disapproves. Why? Better summary insi

[AxelRoxas] Roxas hasn't gotten a lot of sleep lately, due to Xemnas, and Axel is of course concerned! So he uses the oldest trick to get Roxas to sleep. A glass of milk. Will it work? Better summary inside. ENJOY!

OneShot. Sora has a dream about Castle Oblivion, something he was supposed to forget. Luckily, Riku has the answer, but soon finds out that trying to keep a sleep deprived Sora, well, sleep deprived, proves harder than he thought. [Set After KH2]

After years of bouncing between significant others, Roxas has finally found someone he seems relatively serious about. But what are his friends going to think of someone this unorthodox? Has he really managed to find Mr. Right? AxR

Dean accepted his role of being Blake's father. Now all he has to do is try to be a father towards his cousin. Blake accepted the fact his cousin will now be his 'father.' Seth and Roman decide to accept their roles of being uncles to a kid that they kind of know. How will this go? A series of one-shots.

October Spencer is the bisexual fifteen year old son of Shawn and Juliet. He background checked his boyfriend's parents. Now his boyfriend, Matt, is mad at him. Spencer tries his best to help out his son, but has to go to the police department. October decides that he has explain his reasoning. If Matt isn't to mad at him for it that is. Future fic. Oneshot.

All throughout Alec's life, he sees imaginary friends. His parents kept telling him to block it out, that he was too old for imaginary friends, and that whatever it is wasn't real. All Alec can do is block out the imaginary friends. His new friend Caitlin tells him to stop blocking out the imaginary friends and deal with them. Post COLS.

Freddie has been fighting in an underground club called No Limit. His mother knows, disapproves, but still allows him to fight. Carly and Sam didn't know about it, until a fan of Freddie and iCarly, sends them a video of it. Carly disapproves and tries to get to him quit. Sam decides to join. Freddie still fights anyway. How will it end? Mostly Freddie centered. On hiatus.

There were four times that someone had called Blake Dean's son. It was the four times that they denied it. There was the one time that Dean decided to accept Blake as his son. How will Seth and Roman react when Dean tells them that he accepted his father role instead of denying it? One-shot.

Dean has to send pictures of his cats to Roman, Seth, and Blake. He sends them pictures of his cats sleeping in odd places and odd positions because he just finds it adorable. He's not sure how long it will take before his friends and Blake becomes annoyed with it. A one-shot told in snippets.

Dean uses Roman, Seth, Blake, and Blake's two friends as 'superheroes' in a graphic novel that Dean tries to draw. However, he's keeping it hidden from them until he's ready to show them. How will Roman and Seth react when he's finished with it? One-shot.

Dean was surprised to see his cousin Blake actually look truly happy for the first time in four years. The first time since Blake's depression hit him. What brought this on? Also, why is some wrestlers bugging him for drawings? One-shot.

When traveling to different places, you have to see some strange lights in the sky at night. Dean, Seth, and Roman have to see some strange lights in the sky at least every now and then. At least Roman and Seth try to explain to Dean that the lights aren't UFOs. One-shot.

What if Alec had been hiding something or someone? What if Alec had a secret that no one knows about? Where was Alec all those time in COB when he wasn't there? What was he doing when he wasn't there anyway? Pre COB and Post COLS. One-shot.

Dean has a hobby. That hobby is drawing. Roman and Seth didn't know until they accidentally stumble upon one of Dean's sketchbooks. With permission, they take a look through it. They end up finding out a little more information from their friend. One-shot.

Dates are important to Dean. No, not going on a date, but regular dates. Like date of birth, anniversary dates, stuff like that. However there are more important dates that stick out to Dean the most. Roman and Seth just want to know why those dates are important to him. A one-shot with snippets as Dean tells them each and important date that happened to him over his life.

Dean, Seth, and Roman end up watching the remade version of the Great Gatsby. They get two minutes in the movie. However, one falls asleep, another leaves, and the other one is forced to finish watching the movie because he is to lazy to change the channel. One-shot.

Dean just let his dog out and was hoping for some quiet. Instead his neighbor's kids ends up singing out on the trampoline in the backyard. Horribly. There was one way to end it and Dean was more than happy to do it. That is, if it doesn't end badly. One-shot.

After the break-up, Alec ends up faking happiness, pretending everything's okay. When in reality, he just wants someone to be there for him. Luckily a girl hiding in the shadows sees Alec and tries to be there for him. Maybe all Alec needs is someone to be there for him. Oneshot. Post COLS.

Dean has been hiding a secret from Roman and Seth. It was a secret that dates back to when he was in the third grade. Now that he's older, he should be ready to tell them without feeling embarrassed and guilty. One-shot.

Dean tells Roman and Seth about a security guard he had in high school that confused him because she told to leave and stay. Somehow he ends up telling them about the fact that his high school is haunted. Was it haunted?

Dean gave Seth and Roman one rule: don't look in the cupboard under the sink. When asked why, Dean told them that he has personal things under there. Seth ends up deciding to look anyway. He wasn't prepared for Dean to react the way he did. One-shot.

After the betrayal by Seth, Dean takes time to think out on the balcony. Roman comes out to ask him what's wrong. Dean tells Roman about the times he had his trust broken by people that were supposed to care for him. My own one-shot based on the betrayal by Seth. It's mostly told in flashbacks.

Dolph had heard some stories about Blake and listened to a conversation that Dean had with him. He was slightly prepared to 'baby-sit' Blake, who he thought might be hyperactive. He wasn't prepared to end up just talking and watching movies with a normal kid instead. One-shot.

Dean's mother Robin asked him to come celebrate her birthday with her and his family. He ends up going since his cousin Blake is going to be there, and he didn't want him to suffer from boredom. There's only one way that Robin's birthday is going to end and it can't be good. One-shot.

Dean is asleep and he starts talking in his sleep. Instead of English leaving his mouth in his sleep, he's talking in Japanese. Confused, Roman and Seth call up Dean's cousin to figure out why Dean knows Japanese and if Dean is just messing with them. One-shot.

After Magnus leaves Alec in the tunnel, all Alec can do is sit on the edge of the train tracks and think. It's not his fault that he has a fear of being forgotten and left behind. He already had that happen to him when Jace showed up. One of his friends shows up and tells him otherwise. Sequel to Not a Nightmare. Post COLS. One-shot.

Alec's parents and siblings keep telling him that his mother trying to sacrifice him was a nightmare and not real. Clary keeps telling him that it's a nightmare and not real. All Alec can do is hold the fact that it was real and happened. Will he take matters into his own hands and get rid of the root of his nightmares? Post COLS. Oneshot. Prequel to Not Forgotten or Left Behind.

For as long as Dean can remember, his mother used to tell him, 'you should totally punch him.' Now he gives advice to people that involves punching something. Will it rub off on his friends, Blake, Dylan, and Alex? A series of snippets to form this one-shot.

Blake is just having another normal day at school, until he gets suspended for punching someone. Seth, Roman, and Dean were planning to hit up a few bars. They end up changing plans when Christiana drops Blake off at Dean's place. Dean still not trusting Blake alone again, takes them to a restaurant instead. One-shot.

"You don't know racism, till you meet my father," Dean said. Seth, Roman, and Dolph looked at him stunned. Dean never talked about his father, with good reason. He wished his kept his mouth shut. One-shot.

Dean is at home, trying to take care of his pets. It was all peaceful, until his aunt shows up to talk to him about Blake's problems. Afterwards, Dean wonders if he should tell Blake the truth or not. Instead he gets a surprise from Blake's friends Alex and Dylan. One-shot.

While starting a snowball fight, Jack ends up seeing a fourteen year old boy who's alone. Jack tries to get the boy to join in the fun, but instead he ends up getting more information than he asked for. Just who and what is this boy anyway? One-shot.

Dean, his aunt Christina, his cousin Blake, and Blake's two friends end up spending Thanksgiving together in a hospital, again. Just what happened to Blake that landed him in the hospital twice for Thanksgiving? One-shot.

Dean helped Dolph to the Trainer's Room, after one of Dolph's single matches. But Dolph suddenly gets a bloody nose and Dean ends up remembering one moment when he had a bloody nose when he was younger. One-shot.

Before one of his matches, Dean sees someone in the crowd. It's a woman that yelled at him when he was sixteen years old. What does he do? He decides to go out in the audience, to mention how she yelled at him, in revenge for embarrassing him in public. One-shot.

Dean's cat is pregnant and seems ready to pop out some kittens. He doesn't really know what to do, so he goes to his neighbor for some advice on what to do for his cat. Unfortunately, his cat decides to give birth somewhere completely different instead. A one-shot prequel to Rocky Road.

After a match, Dean falls asleep on his way back to the hotel. Let it be known that he hated Rocky Road ice cream. He just wonders why it had to appear in one of his dreams. Maybe Roman and Seth can be of some sort of assistance, or not. One-shot.

Dean's fourteen year old cousin Blake is dropped off at Dean's place for the week, causing Dean to cancel his plans with his friends. Too bad Seth and Roman get a bit worried and come to see why he canceled at the last second. Now Dean, Seth, Roman, and Blake try to play a friendly game of poker. One-shot.

Seth gets sick, but luckily Dean and Roman are there to take care of him, in their weird way. Or that one in which Dean and Roman are horrible 'nurses' and Seth questions why he's friends with these people. One-shot.

Dean gets hungry so he goes to one of those opened 24/7 doughnut places. Trying to eat a doughnut in peace, he notices a teenage boy trying not to cry. Instead of leaving like he usually would've done, Dean instead has the teen tell him what's wrong. One-shot.

Dean, Seth, and Roman are waiting for the red light to turn after leaving the arena. Dean, in the backseat, starts jamming out to one of his favorite songs. He then notices a little girl staring at him from the backseat of the car next to him. One-shot.

Dean catches the cold, so he decides to watch music videos. The music video Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler pops up. He has some interesting commentary for Bonnie Tyler on her choice for creating the video. Dean should've known Seth and Roman would tease him about it later. One-shot.

When Dean gets bored, he gets really bored, and creative, which no one should know about. To bad Seth and Roman didn't get the memo. Or that one in which Dean does something 'embarrassing' and his friends walk in on him. One-shot.

Sometimes there's a story behind scars. Jace, Isabelle, and Clary can prove that. But for some reason, Alec seems uncomfortable telling his story behind the ones that's on his back and his arm. The others, at a loss, comes across someone who tells them the whole story about how he got his scars. Post COLS. One-shot.

Magnus comes over to heal Clary because she got hurt during a hunt. Bored, Magnus and Isabelle decide to go through Alec's stuff. But instead they find a poem that Alec has written. But who is this Rose person he's addressing? However, they don't know if he wrote it or if someone else gave it to him. Two-shot. Post COLS.

Magnus is called to the Institute to heal Izzy. But Alec isn't there, for some reason. Magnus is bored so he pokes around. He finds a list that Jace, Clary, Isabelle, Simon, Hodge, Maryse and Robert had made. A list of things Alec isn't allowed to do at the Institute. A summer edition is now up, along with the holiday edition. Post COLS.

Have you ever heard of the saying, 'You can run, but you can't hide' Well that's a lie to Alec. He can hide behind a mask. He can't run away from those insults he hears. All he has to do is pretend that he doesn't hear them. Post COLS. One-shot.

Alec tells his best friend Ashley about his break-up with Magnus. Ashley decides that Alec needs to get away from the New York and Shadowhunting life. They decide to head to Las Vegas to just get away from New York and hunting for a little while. Post COLS. One-shot.

Alec has powers that he kept secret from his family and Magnus. He knows that he's more powerful than Sebastian and Jace combined. Alec and six of his friends knows that as long as nobody finds out their secret, they'll be okay. Someone had once said that some secrets shouldn't stay secrets anymore and telling brings people closer. How long can Alec keep his secret from his family?

Did you ever have those awkward moments when you do something that makes your parents question your sanity? Simon, Kayla, Ashley and Alec have a conversation about the stuff they did that made their parents question their sanity. Let's see what those moments are. One-shot. Post-COLS.

Alec and Simon watch Kayla and Ashley race golf-carts at the golf course. Alec decides that he wants to race too. He talks Simon into drag racing the golf-carts at the golf course with him, once the girls come back with the golf-carts. What's the worse that can happen? Post COLS. One-shot.

Simon learns the hard way that Alec isn't a person to watch movies with and isn't really as innocent as Alec's family thinks. Simon also learns that Ashley is a slightly dirty person and he gets a hint of what happened in Canada. Post COLS. One-shot.

Sometimes the only thing you can ask from your friends is how they find stupid and crazy ways to cheer you up, like now for example, going skinny dipping. Ashley and Kayla decide that Alec needs some cheering up so they make him go skinny dipping with them. What's the worst that could happen? Nothing graphic and post COLS. One-shot.

Alec has been thinking about some things. He starts doubting that his parents really care about him, and his fear nearly leads him to nearly having a panic attack. Luckily his mom happens to show up at the right time to comfort her son. Sometimes you need reassurance from your parents other than your siblings. One-shot. Post COLS.

A week after Alec and Magnus's break-up, Jace is worried about Alec. Jace decides to make Clary go see if Alec is alright. Clary happens to walk in on Alec shirtless and spots something interesting on Alec's shoulder blade. An interesting conversation ensues, but at least Clary got a hint about what happened in Canada.

After getting injured on a hunt, it brings up some really funny memories for Alec, and especially for a female Shadowhunter that Jace, Izzy, Simon, and Clary that they don't know, but apparently Alec does. You know what they say, what ever happened in Mexico, stays in Mexico.

Stiles has a few secrets up his sleeves, like the fact that he somehow knows Death, and that he somehow knows who the three other kids that randomly show up in Beacon Hills, also with a few secrets up their sleeves starting with the fact that they know a lot about werewolves and the Alpha Pack that's coming to. Will Stiles tell how he knows? This is based a little on Supernatural.

One gun. One bullet. Six chances. That's how you play Russian Roulette. That's how Russian Roulette had always been for Stiles. He always was fascinated by Russian Roulette ever since he was young. He picked up the habit after Scott had been bitten by a werewolf. One-shot. Might be OOC.

Freddie and his mom were driving home one night on a freeway. They spot a fourteen year old boy walking home, and offer him a ride. When they get to his house, they discover that he had vanished. When they get home, Freddie looks up this boy's horrifying past. Two-shot.

Freddie is tired of Carly's indifference and Sam's bullying. Kyle is tired of having feelings for his friend Josh and knowing Josh won't return them. Caroline is tired of her sister's boyfriend's abuse and Leslie is tired of her parent's forgetting she existed. One thing they have in common is that they're running away from their problems. Warning: Maybe OOC.

Carly, Sam, and Freddie had to have some moments in their lives where they were like, 'F my life.' A series of one-shots based on the posts from the website . This includes a OC of mine. It has recently been updated.

Sam and Carly always thought their lives was screwed up. They always thought that Freddie had a good life. Well suddenly they start doubting that, when Freddie's twin brother shows up, and dark secrets of their family soon starts revealing itself. AU.

When Freddie was thirteen, he was kidnapped. Two years later he made the world realize that he was alive with one phone call. Now Carly and Sam are trying to find out what happened to Freddie when he was kidnapped. How can they, when he won't tell anyone?

Freddie's best friend Matt gets tickets for an amusement park for his birthday. So he takes, Sam, Freddie, Carly, Spencer, and Mrs. Benson to the amusement park. But instead of having fun at the amusement park, he others ideas. What can the ideas be?

A new boy shows up at school with a mysterious past that he doesn't talk about. Freddie seems to know the boy and his past. Will Carly and Sam learn about it or get Freddie to tell? Is Freddie and the new boy's nightmares connected to a murder? Slight AU.

Freddie's dad died forcing Freddie's little brother to live with him and his mom, bringing some secrets with him. Can Freddie, Sam, and Carly find out his secrets? Does Freddie's brother know how their dad died? What else is Freddie's brother hiding?

Where does Freddie go after iCarly? Who is Freddie constantly texting? Why is Freddie less dorky? Does Carly and Sam know what's going on with Freddie? Does Freddie's mom know what's going on with Freddie? Will Carly and Sam find out what's going on?

Freddie has some deep secrets which Carly and Sam want to find out about. Once they do find out about Freddie's secrets, their friendship is put to the ultimate test. What is his secrets? Find out in this story of iHave Secrets. RxR. Warning: Bad Humor

I got the idea from iHire an Idiot. Freddie's being secretive and Sam tries to get to the bottom of it. Can Sam figure out what's up with Freddie while trying not to get a crush on the new tech producer? Also what's up with Spencer and Gibby? Chapters have been edited.