1. It’s ancient, thus boring

There’s the Pantheon and the Colosseum, two of the oldest buildings in Rome. These old things have been here for almost two thousand years. Why you would ever add it to your bucket list or take a Behind the Scenes Colosseum Tour is beyond us.

2. It’s filled with dead dudes’ art

Why even visit the Vatican? I mean, it houses the most important frescoes by Michelangelo. Big deal! The only thing you get from looking at the masterpiece in the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling is a neck sprain.

4. Let’s not mention the number of churches

There are more than 900 churches in rome. Nine hundred! No one has the time to see them all. Trust me, it’s impossible. Plus, who would want to walk into a chilly church in the scorching Roman weather?