Raheem Sterling | The Gallery

This week's winner is Paul Stevens, who wins a copy of
Foul Play. Get in touch to claim your prize. Next, we'd like to see your takes on
Nemanja Matic. Send your efforts to
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'This is called a neuralyzer. This red eye here will isolate the electronic impulses in your brain, more specifically the ones for memory. Even more specifically the LFC results from the past eight years,' hoots Paul Bradley