Oral Sex, Animals, and the Criminal Code

Is oral sex a crime? Not necessarily, of course. But absent consent, it sounds like a crime to me.

Not so if the mouth belongs to an animal, according to a Burlington County, New Jersey judge who dismissed charges against a police officer accused of putting his penis in the mouths of at least 5 calves for the purpose of gaining sexual pleasure. The judge said it was questionable that the acts constituted animal cruelty. Why don’t calves deserve protection from sexual predators? It doesn’t make any sense.