Devin Setoguchi caught Kyle Quincey with a stick on Sunday—it was a dangerous play, and the Wild winger deserved to pay.

He did—$8,108.11, to be precise. As a first-time offender, the maximum Setoguchi could be fined waseither $10,000 or one-half of his daily salary—whichever was less. That was the latter. Quincey needed 20 stitches to close a cut on his chin, but eventually returned to the game.

So, with that in mind, here are our recommendations for how the league office, with the help of eBay, should spend that 11 cents. The Players' Emergency Assistance Fund can probably withstand the blow.