I knowed it were on a Saturday, and fer some reason I thought last Saturday was the 19th instead o' th' 12th, an' went around with all me pirate gear an' ARRRGHin' an' wishin' people a happy TLAPD an' stuff, and I was on me way to th' Chinese restaurant like that when Maudy told me it were the 12th, an' we 'ad t' go back home to take all th' gear off.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

As ITLAPD is on a Saturday I have postponed the celebration of it until I get back to college on Monday. I was wondering, therefore, if today is still a holy day or whether the holiness has been deferred.

alternatively:

"As it be International Talk All Normal Day on this 'ere Saturday I keelhauled the celebration of it 'til I get back to the high seas on Monday. I were ponderin', therefore, if t'day still be a holy day or whether th' holiness be deferred. YAAARRGGGHHH"

KC Observer wrote:It be Talk Loik a Pirate Day [i]and[i/] it's Holy Friday! A double broadside of a day me hearties! A double tot o rum for my maties!!!!

No, ye crazy foo', but it be thee heBREW holiday of Rosh Hashana. So it bes a dubel holiday fer pirate jews!

Now rem'mber, ye sad lot of sea dogs, tis not enuff tee be celebratin' in'ernational talk loik a pirate day on thees boards alone! No, ye must travel to thee four corners of thee vast sea o' the internets, and spread the piratey talk!

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré