Thursday, July 31, 2014

Seeing as how there was sooo much
interest in the subject of bizarrely flavored Lays, as a public
service,

and to save you $4.29 in buyer’s
remorse,

and because I had a house full of kids
who are willing to do silly things in the name of a fun blog post,

and because one of them said, “Buy
them! It will be like a science experiment!”

I went ahead and bought a bag.

I am
almost ashamed to admit that.

Truly.

I bought the bag home and set the bowl
before six kids ranging in age from five to 13. Keep in mind these
are the kids who thought Cool Ranch Doritos sandwiched between Oreo
cookies was a taste sensation. I would say that qualifies for being
“open minded”

Here are the results:

O, the 13 year old: “I’m confused.”

A, the five year old: “I like coffee
and I don’t like coffee anymore!”

E, the 11 year old: is speechless

J, the eight year old: “Blech!!”

H, the ten year old: “Meh.”

W, the 12 year old: “Did Lays even
try these before they sold them? I mean, I keep trying them to see if
they would taste better but they don’t.”

The 17 year old walked in and said,
“You didn’t seriously buy these, did you?” and walked out.

Apparently this particular flavor was
submitted by Chad of Henderson, NY. He is quoted on the back of the bag as
saying, “Cappuccinos are my lifeblood. A cappuccino potato chip
lightly dusted with sugar...I may never put them down.”

Good grief, Chad! Where in the name of
all that is good are you getting your cappuccinos? The Flying J truck
stop?!? This potato chip is an affront to all that is good and holy
about coffee based beverages.

A quick visit to Google Maps showed that Henderson, NY is a rather
scenic town on the shore of Lake Ontario; 20 minutes from a Starbucks
in Watertown and 12 minutes from a Dunkin’ Donuts. Really Chad,
there is no excuse.

And it makes you wonder what Lays
passed over thinking that this flavor would sell.

The highlight for me was the fact that Lays felt it important to put this statement on the bottom of the bag: "Does not contain caffeine"

Good to know 'cause I was a little concerned about the kids catching a buzz off of these.

lives in Rhode Island with her husband and six children. Although trained as an architect, she believes her best work has been as a mother. Her interests are many, but mostly she loves to cook, entertain friends, read, home school and make her husband feel he's the most important man in the world.