I Googled ‘Super Tuesday’ was not disappointed (7 Photos)

Here at theCHIVE we don’t do politics. We’re an oasis from all that noise. But I was bored tonight and did a Google Image search for ‘Super Tuesday’ and I think I found a Super Tuesday many of us can get behind. These deals at Jaguars Club won’t break the bank, no matter what your political allegiance!

Just when Nelly is telling you it can’t get any hotter in Herre, now there’s Super Super Tuesday!

This Super Super Tuesday takes all the other Super Tuesdays out behind the woodshed by offering almost the same exact deals as regular Super Tuesday. Super!

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Take this flyer to the club for half off the $5 admission! Can you imagine a transaction at a strip club that involves quarters?

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But if you don’t want to destroy early part of your week, there’s also Temptations Thursdays, complete with T.N.A. fight night where your favorite beauties battle it out for strip club supremecy. If you’re tempted, call in sick to work and make it an extended weekend!

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