In Halloween I dressed as lady ga ga and felt so comfortable I wore it for 2 days. I once farted in a packed elevator and blamed it on a war veteran. I used to put fireflies in my butt so when I fart it lights up. I have a meth lab in my kids play house. In my basement I have an Asian sweatshop making me nikes. When I was at a funeral one time and I crack dead people jokes during the ceremony. When I lived in New York I used to wear a spider costume and web sling from building to building. When I worked as a janitor in Harvard I used to answer the math questions they left on the board because I feel smarted then everyone. My father is Odin and I carry a hammer everywhere I go. I was once stranded on a island and my only friend was a ball named Wilson. I'm a secret agent and my alias name was James Bond. When I get really pissed off I get big and green and I smash things. I see dead people. When I sleep I have a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream....spinning tops.. Lamp. House cat. Well now about my self currently

Funny guy caring sweet gentleman knows how to have a good time :) I draw im a realky god artist been doing it since i was 5 i i think i got some experience fix cars I use to own a 10 sec supra then a 11 sec prelude now my new project is a ep3 (civic hatch) planning on doing a Frankie LSD turbo :) but that's over time ahh gotta love car talk haha and skate (rollerblade) been doing that for about 6 years so i know a little bit haha I'm single what I look for in a girl respectful honest genuine doesn't cheat loyal fun to be around accepts me for me and like the sweet things I do :) I'm 5'3 navy bound stationed here for a while so I got time the question is do you?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)

...well actually I'm going to dress you up in an apple costume and ill be cinnamon and were gonna race to a grocery store yelling out I gotta have my jacks!! And who ever loses in the race has to dress up in an otter costume go to a pond and go fishing!!!:D

Really don't trip ill be original and ill just make sure you have a good time!!