This Software Developer Is Given An Impossible Task. Watch How He Deals With It

Evidently, such strange requests are regularly thrown at IT developers by project managers and non-dev people (clients). No matter how weird it sounds, there is a way around it. Even line can bend, and blue ink can write in red. If it doesn't, then make it. Your job depends on it.

This skit shows how the developer copes with it. Remember what he's making. "Seven prependicular red lines in transparent ink."