You might find yourself in quite a few unusual scenarios in this life, and there's only one artist with the song catalogue to perfectly define them all. Below are the twenty Madonna songs for any conceivable event.

20) "Like A Virgin”: When you’re having sex for the second to fifth time in your life .

http://youtu.be/s__rX_WL100

19) "Take A Bow": For when you want to cut yourself but still feel elegant.

http://youtu.be/XDeiovnCv1o

18) “Into the Groove”: When you’re snorting coke.

http://youtu.be/Q4SLCG6smiM

17) “Express Yourself”: When you’re trying to get a promotion.

http://youtu.be/GsVcUzP_O_8

16) “Erotica”: When you’re trying to bring the spice back into your relationship.

http://youtu.be/WyhdvRWEWRw

15) “Hollywood”: When you’re driving through Hollywood as you have the epiphany that you need to move.

http://youtu.be/XIXcRe67HGQ

14) “Sorry”: When you’re about to break up with someone.

http://youtu.be/B5OPMI13qng

13) “Material Girl”: When you’re shopping.

http://youtu.be/DNSUOFgj97M

12) “Live to Tell”: When you’ve just robbed a convenience store.

http://youtu.be/IzAO9A9GjgI

11) “Bedtime Story”: When you’re experimenting with methadone.

http://youtu.be/CSaFgAwnRSc

10) “Beautiful Stranger”: Before you get roofied.

http://youtu.be/88ngZbPKjeU

9) “Nothing Really Matters”: When you’re having an existential crisis.

http://youtu.be/cAVx9RKaLPU

8) “Borderline”: When you’re traveling from California to Mexico.

http://youtu.be/rSaC-YbSDpo

7) “Die Another Day”: When you’ve just had a failed suicide attempt.

http://youtu.be/9jqropTLg_4

6) “Girl Gone Wild”: When you’re “in da club.”

http://youtu.be/tYkwziTrv5o

5) "Drowned World/Substitute For Love": When you're justifying why you've started to go out to bars less and less.

http://youtu.be/a4ChERg__G8

4) “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”: When you’re leaving Argentina as a tourist or being deported there as an illegal resident of somewhere else.