There is a man called Khawaja Muhammad Asif in Pakistan. He hates India from the very bottom of his heart. You wouldn’t take Asif too seriously, if he wasn’t Pakistan’s Minister of Defence, Water and Power (a curious combination even for a terror-exporting country). And he is also one of the closest political lackeys of Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif.

And Asif has no qualms about occasionally putting his foot in his mouth and embarrassing his government, but Sharif lets his blue-eyed boy get away. Three months ago, Asif called a woman politician of Pakistan a “tractor trolley”, and outraged Pakistanis called him a “joker” on social media. But leave that aside.