Idiotic VTs If I comment on every single one of these, I will cry. Instead, each am-dram fright with the production values of a 1970s training video will be ranked on a scale of 1 to 10 – 1 being dumb, 10 making me want to start Googling “Hitman offering special seasonal rate”.

Styling atrocities When asking people to vote for you, it helps if they can, you know, actually SEE you. But no! Let’s turn the show into a Gothic Where’s Wally? If you can identify any of the celebs embalmed in greasepaint, you win a prize. The prize being the name of the ADHD toddler who applied it while simultaneously rocking out to “Let It Go”.