Is beer alcohol?
Police: Did you drink any alcohol?
Driver: No, sir.
Police: How come there’s a smell of alcohol?
Driver: Oh, I just drank a glass of beer.
Police: Beer also counts as alcohol!
Driver: May I ask, does “wo niu”(snail) count as “niu” (cow)?
Police: No, it doesn’t.
Driver: Then does “jiang you” (soya sauce) count as “you” (oil)?
Police: No, it doesn’t.
Driver: Is “gu niang” (young lady) a “niang” (mother)?
Police: No, it’s not.
Driver: So does “pi jiu” (beer) count as “jiu” (alcohol)?
Police: No, it doesn’t. (Of course it does, but he said it too fast due to the negative answers before)
Driver: Then if the thing I drank doesn’t count as alcohol, I am free to go right?

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