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Friday, April 27, 2012

I is a Green Monster

I may be a girl but I is definitely NOT your average diva, princess or girly girl.
I is tomboy!
(Heck, I probably ain't even your average dog)
I likes to hunt, dig, roll around in dirt, hunt, protect my yard, and hunt. Oh and I likes to dig too.
But just cuz I is a tomboy don't mean I don't likes to be fashion forward at da same time.
(Nor does it mean I don't likes to sit on my front porch while wearin' a crown)

And how does I do dis you is wonderin'.
I does it be wearin' Green Monster. (ain't dat a cool name?)
Ooooooh, I sounds likes a commercial.

Jessica at Green Monster custom made a coat just to fits me cuz I is uniquely shaped...(and cuz my mum can't sew worth a snot) which makes it very much difficult to find clothes in da stores...and I only weighs 9point5 pounds nows. (Told ya'll I don't gets feds)

Somebuddy giiiiiives me a mirror so I can sees myself!

I gots to pick da fabric out aaaaaall by myself withs no help from nobuddy.

I picked me out a print withs hot dogs and cola cuz it wasn't all super girly and stuffs
It really suits my personality doncha thinks?

And da cool thing is dat....

it's REVERSIBLE!!!!!!
It has dachshunds on it.

Nows da bestest part of dis coat is dat it don't restrict me from doin' my daily activities
which is most impawtant furs a dog likes me.

I can sleep in it.

I can stalk da squirrels in da tree.

And I can hunt.

And still be gorgeous while doin' my impawtant stuffs.

Ya'll must check at da Green Monster site to gets a custom made jacket fur yourself.
They can fit any size doggie, not just a Puddles size.

You know what the best part about that jacket is - the green side! Because you can blend in with the grass and then leap out and snatch up the squirrels and other dastardly rodents without them even seeing you coming!

9.5 pounds? I got some weight on you, girlfriend! I am about 12 pounds - of course, they say I could lose a little weight, but they are WRONG!

G’mornin’Miss Puddles – The Diva Queen Shasta hereYou ARE a diva in your own way – a diva who iz multi-talented cuz u can b a tomboy one minute THEN u can come bak’n b a hawt doggy in your smooth fittin’coat. Wunder if they haf sumthin’that wood fit ME BUTT I wood love sumthin’with rufflez an’sum pink or red an’they probably don’t haf that. BUTT mom sez I am way bigger than u – she sez it wood probably take a whole bolt of material (iz that a good thing?) an’cost tu many green paperz – I think she just duzn’t want me tu haf sumthin purtier than anything she haz (woodn’t b furry much hard tu du). The furry much BEST thing 'boutzz your new coat - either side iz good fer huntin'cuz it hidez u in the bush - the sqirrelz won't c u coming.Diva Queen Shasta

Good GRIEF... You are a green monster? All this time I (Frankie Furter) thought you were a poopin machine.

I truly do LOVE your new outfit. It is PAWfect fur a Girrrrrrl who is as ATHLETIC and Stuffs as YOU are! Of course I like both sides... butt the Green/DACHSHUND side is the bestest one. The color is pawfect fur your furs... esp. hair number 87. It makes that one...really STAND OUT. I'm just sayin. I think you need MORE of these beclaws they would make you look MAHVELOUS DAWLING.

Hi Puddles, that's a great looking coat. And it's reversible too so there's high versatility (my dad taught me that word). You're definitely in our walking group and my dad said that he'd even buy the first round. Sound good?

Hi Puddles, we were wondering if you could point us to a blog or something that would tell us something about your brother with the ruptured disc. Have you met Blu? He's another doxie that suffered a disc rupture. He's really a nice guy: http://bluonwheels.blogspot.ca/

The beauty of being you - you can sit on the porch wearing a crown, or you can sit on the porch eating Cheetos and drinking beer! (Although we're at a loss as to how you keep your girlish figure with the beer-cheeto diet... It must be all that squirrel hunting you do...) Fantastic coat! Although you look good nekkid, too.

*kissey face*-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus, neither of who have been 9.5 lbs since we were 10 wees old... (Unlike Mango who MIGHT have been 9.5 lbs when he was a gleam in his daddy's eye...)

Puddles mate, you sure do look quite the fashionista in that new coat! You should strut your stuff on the cat walk... err I mean dog walk!Is there pockets for carrying the cheetos and things... just incase you don't find any spoils whilst out hunting?

Puddlesyou awe the bestest model and spokesdaxi fow that coat..you do look soopew stylish doing all the cool things you doI wish I could say the same fow meseems, I've lost my style since I movedI'm also jelly of youw soopew twim figoowe..maybe you could come be my pawsonal twainew and image consultantsmoochie kissesASTA

Just when I thought you could not get any more gorgeous, there ya go modeling that fabulous yet practical coat. I thought you choose the one you did with the one closest to a Cheeto and Beer theme. Speaking of which, I think you need more of both considering you sleek like weight. I hope you get some sort of royalties or commission for getting the Green Monster brand out there. I am sure they are now going to be overwhelmed with orders.Blessings,Goose

Oh my Dog!!How beeeutiful do you look Puddles!We lurve your reversible coat, it is just right for you - not to girly sweet and not too 'I'll break your legs if you cross me dude'!We proclaim it Puddlerific!Dip Bridge and Elliot x

OMD Puddles - your comment - we were so shocked we had to lay in a dark room with a wet towel over our eyes!Nah, that photo was a bit risque and Mum was kind of, do I dare leave it in... Luckily us dogbloggers are good sports with a cheeky sense of humour (specially you, little pal!)love Dippy, Bridge and Elliot x

WOW!! puddles, that is so super snazzi that i cant believe my eyeballs!! You look great on it. WHere did they find you on fabric?? BTW, we need your mailing address to mail your tie dye gift.Dcraftsalot@yahoo.com

Wow I am seeing all these fabulous 4Legs over tinternet of my afternoon paw pold today that I am even wondering whether the Bordoggy's fine, hairy handsome self could be improved with one of these? Thought yours was very figure hugging - like a swimming costume, I worry my 'figure' would not come across the same way, for a start I'd need to shave to make me look half as smooth and slick as you do!...I guess some of us just have it and some of us just don't - ha ha ! xx

Hi Puddles!It's Jessica, from Green Monster, and I just have to say that you look even better in that jacket than I thought you would! You are the cutest and your mom takes awesome pictures! Thanks for modeling a Green Monster jacket so beautifully. :)

Puddles, I could hardly see you in that picture with the doxie side of your coat on coz it do make you furry camo-flodged. I wonner if'n it lets you sneak up on skwerrels better. If'n so, I needs to order me one in XXXXXL.

Puddles, may I say you look absolutely stunning in your new attire. I love that it is reversible, that way if you get cheetos or beer on it, you can just flip it over and no one is the wiser. You are a smart girl my pal. I hope you had fun at my Mommies pawty. I am glad Remington was there to help you get down from the light fixture. It is just a suggestion but you might want to rethink doing that in the future so you don't get hurt. My Dad was very happy to drive you home and he is not at all mad about the "little accident" so don't worry.