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J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Hey There! Did J6 send you? I've been waiting here for someone to help me out on a pretty important mission. Well… it's important to me… and that's all that matters, right? Right! I'm on a quest to find my true self. Wanna help me achieve this dream?

Sure
…you're really going to help me? Great! This is exactly what I needed to hear. All my life I've been trying to find my true self. And with your help I know I can achieve my dreams! Let's get started!

Trueself?
Being human is so overrated. I've never been happy as one. It's just not for me. So I thought to myself: why should I be stuck as a human when I can try another animal species out? This world is a pretty magical place, so anything is possible, right? Let's find out!

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Bow-WOW?! More like bow-fail. I thought being a dog would be GREAT… but no one wants to walk me! And you wouldn't believe how many other dogs want to sniff my… ANYWAY! I think I know what I want to wanna be now. Want to help man's best friend?

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
I thought being a vulture would work out! Being able to eat what I want, when I want, no matter whose name was on the to-go box… *sigh* I guess scavenging through my roommate's fridge wasn't the best idea. But wait—I've got another one that will totally blow my vulture costume out of the water!

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
*sigh* Do you know how hard it is to make friends when everyone runs away from you? And those who don't run are trying to make a purse out of me! I'm just not suited for a fashion statement. I'm just too chicken! … wait… a chicken… hmmm.. now that's an idea I can cockadoodle-DO!

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Thank you for helping me find my true self. And now I have more one task to do before I am complete. As a self-proclaimed mad green inventor, it is my duty to make sure I live an eco-friendly life. I'm going to need your help with my latest and greatest and only invention!

J6's Cousin aka the Mad Green Inventor
Thank you so much for all your hard work, friend! I couldn't have done any of this without you. When I become the world-wide-famous-ChickenMan-who-invented-the-Solar-Powered-Wind-Burning-Air-Conditioning-Stove, I will be sure to thank YOU personally! Cluck cluck.