Oh noooohhhhhhzzzz, my beerz is ruined!
Don't dump it.
You should've made a starter.
Dry yeast is better.
Only if you're a MOD EDIT.
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Funyons!
Onions can kill your dog.
So can hops.
My dog died once.
No kidding, he can't die twice.
You must think you're awesome, pwning teh Interwebz and all.
Make spent grain biscuits for your dog.
I tried, the extract burned to the aluminum baking pan.
You should've used stainless.
It's magnetic.
No it's not.
What should I brew next?
Beer.
Can I put organic yarrow root extract in my secondary?
No, because you shouldn't secondary.
It's not called a secondary.
Yes it is.
But there aren't bubbles in the airlock.
Text wall.
if u ad shuggar 2 ur watur, duz it maek Bud Light?
Yes. But only under your bed.
Lock. Ban.
BMC sucks.
Only because you can't make it.
Oh noooohhhhhhzzzz, my beerz is ruined!

Oh no I completely enjoy the drunken ramblings you can find on HBT... it's the repeated-horse-beaten-to-a-second-death posts that can be quite tiring.

Edit: I'll never stop coming here, it's just when I get tired of the "I got drunk when brewing and dropped a deuce in my fermenter, will my beer be okay?????" threads, I jump on over to probrewer to try to stop choking on whatever I'm drinking at the moment.