Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Who’s YOUR DADDY?!

So, sorry, it’s a Lifethings kind of post… Tri peeps looking for killer tips and even better stories may need to tune in another day.

#1 I’m sorry for my lack of posts and serious lack of comments.

#2 I am sleep deprived.

#3 I present to you…Gunnar and Magnus, of course, in Who’s your Daddy!?

Magnus is like a new poppa. Loves the little guy but isn’t afraid to kick his ass when he wants to nip at his ding ding like it’s a nipple. Yeah, Gunnar got the picture in a hurry.

I know I’m biased but seriously, how cute is this?

My schedule is all kinds of jacked up and I barely know my name. The little guy is little and needs to go out every two hours. Oh yes, EVERY…TWO…HOURS. Last nite I saw, 1:30, 3:30 and got up at 5:30. I’m a lite sleeper and he cries when he’s gotta pee. Scoop him up, stumble down some steps, and hit the grass with flashlite in hand. I have to ensure he goes, ya know.

Actually, the other nite, I forgot to put my glasses on. I heard him cry, grabbed jacket, grabbed puppy, grabbed flashlite and went outside. I don’t know what the hell happened – I’m blind as hell but I think he paused to squirt.

I can NOT wait for 4 hours at a stretch. C’mon bladder size, please grow quickly!

In workout news…

Last week was my week to dial IT up – two swims, four bikes, four runs and a couple of strength sessions. Scheduling was a challenge but I’ve learned not to look TOO far ahead. One thing at a time, one week at a time. We had a GREAT early morning long run on Wednesday where we wet our pants when we saw a herd of eyeballs looking at us. Yes, I know, I know, logic did kick in, just some deer. I was really hoping for a wild dingo or something but nothing exciting.

At Masters a couple of people said – you’ve lost weight. Now, my weight hasn’t changed in years +/- 5lbs on vs. off season. Maybe they haven’t seen me in that long or maybe my junk just moved around, who knows, but I’ll take that ANY day of the week.

I solemnly promise to catch up with all y’all this weekend! Pinky swear.

I love him. If you need a puppy sitter - just let me know! But it's great that you are getting him out there and training him - nothing pisses me off more then people who do not potty train their puppies. "Um, your dog just crapped on my floor" - and the freaking dog in a year old. Ugh.

Congrats on the great training! And nothing sounds better then a compliment from someone who sees you in a suit! whoohoo!!

I am not a really a dog person, BUT those pics are cute as hell!Magnus' "ding-ding" is getting some action he's not felt in a long time!!

I too have ventured away from posting anything lately, I just don't have the energy to type after swinging that cannonball from hell all day long!

My training is so different from anyone else these days (lack of running, biking and swimming), but that will only last for a short time-then it's back to "tri" training! KB's are my first love and the instructor certification comes first!!

Hang in there, the puppy will grow up before you know it! Just like kids-you blink and next you know they're driving your lazy ass to work!

I love the picture of the two boys all snuggled together. So adorable!! Finlay woke me up on Monday morning at 2 am to go pee and it threw me off all day. I was a wreck in my four meetings that day. And that was just for one outing. Hang in there, he'll be sleeping through the night soon!

No apology needed. I've been in la-la land (recovery) myself and for some reason you aren't showing up on my dashboard. I've been wondering about you so I had to actually go directly to your blog to see your recent posts.SO GLAD I DID!! That puppy is too stinkin' cute. And Magnus? What a sweetheart. Boomer HATES puppies. He would constantly be growling at the puppy.Congratulations on your new baby. ;)

Puppy, puppy, puppy, PUPPY! I LOOOOOVE PUPPIES!!!! ...when other people have them because they're WAY too much work. Actually, all dogs are which is why I chose the job I did. Just give em back at the end :D

I love that Magnus loves him too. Aaaaaah... doggies make me smile. Most days ;)

IronMissy - it's official!

Enough about me, what do you think about me?

I'm not really great at swimming, biking or running...I'm just OK at all three! Hell, I pretty much just ride for fun and run for the company any more. I have dogs instead of kids and think that all my friends WITH kids are saints. I write as though I'm talking so forgive my "proper" use of grammar.