Friday, April 25, 2008

MR. OBAMA? WHERE DO YOU FIND HOPE IN CHILDRENSUFFERING ? WHERE IS THE CHANGE IN PROMOTING A NATIONAL HEALTH CRISIS? WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY RENOUNCE, REJECT, REPUDIATE AND COMPLETELY DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THIS EVIL-DOER AND HIS MANIPULATION OF CHILDREN FOR PERSONAL PROFIT?

Dear Readers,

I'm changing my thinking about Obama. I think it's high time for Barack Obama to denounce, renounce, reject, end and completely decimate at least one of his incredibly destructive long-term relationships.

Although I've been an Obama supporter, I feel my allegiance slipping with each and every day the Senator from Illinois refuses to repudiate some of the unsavory characters with whom he is close and the evils these acquaintances visit upon the United States of America.

It seems like a new scandal by association emerges every single day. I've kept my reservations to myself as Obama fumbled through discussions regarding Jeremiah Wright, Tony Rezko, Louis Farakhan and William Ayres. Now, however, a new questionable relationship has emerged and I am unwilling to say anything nice or decent about Senator Barack Obama until he comes clean and completely distances himself from a true villain--a monster hellbent on destroying the health and happiness of American children.

Obama has been avoiding scrutiny on this simply because of his party and background. How would the public and press deal with something like this if the candidate was someone other than media darling Barack Obama:

*Candidate publicly admits to appreciating and enjoying Mr. X.*Mr. X is directly involved with marketing products to children.*The products with which Mr. X is involved are known to be harmful to children.*The ills created by the products are considered a growing national emergency.*Candidate continues his support of Mr. X and fails to renounce the villain.

You may know him as SpongeBob SquarePants. Obama publicly admitted his love of Mr. SquarePants in a very public interview. Mr. Obama must be acutely aware that Mr. SquarePants image is used to sell sugary sweet cereal, Pop Tarts and other high-calorie/high-carb processed food products to children. Children! Child obesity is a national epidemic and a true NATIONAL EMERGENCY. Yet Barack Obama won't speak out.

Senator Obama remains silent as children suffer and die--all the while speaking positively about one of the merchants of death responsible for these horrors.

MR. OBAMA? WHERE DO YOU FIND HOPE IN CHILDRENSUFFERING ? WHERE IS THE CHANGE IN PROMOTING A NATIONAL HEALTH CRISIS? WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY RENOUNCE, REJECT, REPUDIATE AND COMPLETELY DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THIS EVIL-DOER AND HIS MANIPULATION OF CHILDREN FOR PERSONAL PROFIT?

If this is a new kind of politics, I want nothing to do with it.

Sincerely,

John BrownConcerned American Citizen

Note: I originally wrote this after reading a rather bizarre post from Evan Gahr. Moments after posting this, I was pointed toward another, equally enlightening post at No Quarter. My joke is the most reasonable of the three. And that is sad.

28 comments:

Now, I'm pretty sure you're just kidding around, and that there isn't really someone pushing this meme. But it's really hard to tell where the snark ends and reality(?) begins with Monster lovers and Republicans (is that redundant?) these days.

I suppose if Sponge Bob has round pants it would be okay? A spoonful of sugar does help the medicine go down, and it will help Obama go down to. I mean, can't a man eat his waffles? Obama is a smoker, but a secret smoker, and a former crack smoker. According to Michelle and his kids....he stinks. He stinks of waffles and crack cocaine. He is Crack Bob Waffle-Pants, and I cannot, in good conscience, support him any longer.

Oh dear. Some of you may have seen that crazy guy who popped up on Youtube making ridiculous allegations about limo sex against Barack Obama. Since he first appeared, he has been doing everything possible to get noticed by the media and to my complete shock, he has actually succeeded. A TV Show in Puerto Rico called SuperXclusivo (apparently a very popular show) had a phone interview with him earlier today. I didn’t watch the whole thing but they didn’t even ask him for any evidence whatsoever for his claims. Obviously, there is a PRIMARY in Puerto Rico in a few months, so this is pretty troubling. I saw the clip on Youtube and I believe it aired later today. This is a very popular show. I am somewhat freaking out. What do you guys think? Link below the fold.

Larry Sinclair, the man who claims to have used drugs and had sex with Obama in 1999, believes the site took the post down once it was clear that it was becoming popular.

In recent days, the gay press has expressed concerns that Obama has chosen not to do interviews with members from its community.

The Puerto Rican news interview with Sinclair has yet to appear online.

If you can put on your memory hat, you'll recall a crazy woman who said GWB had government agents pick her up off the street and take her to a secret location where W raped and sodomized her. He also killed her family members, according to the cat lady, who filed a lawsuit over the whole thing before (dum dum dum!) mysteriously DYING herself!

We get crazies like that every 4/8 years. Nothing new here.

Oh, and the footage of Sinclair's interview via phone has been online for weeks. Douchebags like you always make sure to email me links to stuff like that.

If you take Larry Sinclair seriously... Well, that says an awful lot about you.

Take care and thanks for not reading and merely CTRL+C'ing some bullshit comment spam! It's too bad you won't read this and then engage me in a spirited debate, fuckwad.

I replied to your comment to the next thread and apologized for the Sinclair comments.

Tsk, tsk. Such language from the "hope" and "inspiration" Don't worry, Barwack will finally have a confetti night in North Carolina. Such a diverse Democratic electorate, that victory will astound the critics. But not Indiana, that won't happen. The exit polls and media narrative will continue to question the Precious One's "electability" ...

For the math impaired, Slate has this handy delegate calculator. Go ahead, try it! It's fun! Give Clinton a better margin of victory for every remaining primary than she won in PA -- make it 55% to 45% Clinton in IN, NC, OR, MT and SD. Heck, give her 70% to 30% margins in Guam, KY, PR and WV. And just for giggles, throw in FL and MI with 60% to 40% margins of victory for Clinton. She still doesn't overtake Obama in pledged delegates. Game over.

And if Hillary was to incompetent to even understand how the system worked, then what makes anyone think she has a shot in the GE or would even be a decent president. She has surrounded herself with incompetents and gone from the Chosen One to having to fight for the nomination.How could she survive the GE with this incompetence?

Poor Barwack. Is he even into it nowadays? Doesn't seem very energetic. Maybe he should eat his waffles. Probably has a high metabolism.

Yes, it will be very disappointing when his next door neighbors in Indiana reject The Precious One's candidacy. They're probably just "bitter" and "clinging to their guns." Speaking of that, let me get ready for church. The immigrants have made me so bitter. What would I do without my prayer ...

'tis true, Betty. The Hillbots' only hope is that the Supers overturn the pledged delegates and annoint Hillary. This will, of course, split the party and completely eliminate any glimmer of hope that the most unpopular woman in America could win in November, but realizing that requires one to do a bit of thinking about the future, so Hillbots can't really grasp it.

"Oh, the Anons are quite busy. We are ordering extra confetti for Tuesday night! It looks like we may have two parties! Thanks, muah!"

Well it looks like you have a choice, you can either stuff all that extra confetti up your ass, or you can store it with all of the Iowa snow shovels that your candidate's financially brilliant campaign pissed their money away on (thus requiring her to hit up fixed income retirees to pay for her idiotic candidacy even though she is a multi frickin' millionaire).