OHYEAH. If I wrote Naruto....
Would go like this:
Sasuke killed Itachi, realized that he never really hated him (Aww...) tried to kill himself, Naruto pulls his 'IMMUNA SAVE J00!' and got his face cut open, Sakura beat up Sasuke AND Naruto, then draged them back to the village, where they became a bisexual threesome. Shikamaru married Temari, and then a year later babies were born. The nSakura gave birth to Naruto and Sasuke's twins, Neji and Hinata had a son, Gaara married Hinata's little sister- *shot before she could continue*