Another High School Graduation

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Another High School Graduation

Well, today was a big day in my little girl's life. Not only did she turn 18 today (6/6), but she graduated high school, too.

This was probably THE best graduation ceremony I have ever attended. She graduated from an arts school, so as part of the ceremony, many of the students performed. They definitely have some talent at that school. Also, this was the first ceremony where the speakers had a sense of humor. No dry speeches, here. I felt like I was at a Vegas show. (I learned from one of the speakers, that in an effort to same some money, they are going to combine some of the classes. One new class, ballephysics teaches the physics of ballet. Students dance and perform equations at the same time. Momentum collisions are, well, let's not go there.)

"Who is to say that I am not an instrument of karma? Indeed, who is to say that I am not the very hand of God himself, dispatched by the Almighty to smite the Philistines and hypocrites, to lay low the dishonest and corrupt, and to bust the jawbone of some jackass that sodesperately deserves it?"

2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.