If Tony Hawk didn't land the 900, apparently the consequences would be so dire that the entire world would become a psychedelic skating wonderland according to Perfect Stride. Also the laws of physics would break to the point where you can now skate on the ceiling.

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Seems legit.

The developers call Perfect Stride a "first-person maximalist skater for PC & OSX," and they say it's based on "old school FPS movement exploits" like Quake jumping, Tribes skiing, and Counter-Strike surfing. And according to the (utterly fantastic) website, the controls are "hella hard" but that's intentional.

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The game is only available to people who funded the LA Game Space on Kickstarter, although there are plans to allow people to donate to that project (and thus receive a copy of Perfect Stride) in the near future according to Rock Paper, Shotgun.