Candidate Blames Mayor Meyer For U.S. Economy, Iraq War and Limp Bizkit Reformation

This past Wednesday Kenny Langdale threw his proverbial hat into the ring for the upcoming mayoral race. During the announcement, Langdale also launched the first salvos toward Mayor “Buddy” Meyer in what promises to be a festival of mud-slinging.

“During Buddy Meyer’s three terms as mayor what has happened to LaCucaracha?” asked Langdale. “I’ll tell you what’s happened. We’ve lost to Sintown three years in a row. We had the worst drought since 1693. The housing market crashed. Wall Street went bankrupt. And there’s a new Pope. You can look it up.”