10: Finally watch all those History Channel documentaries piling up on the Tivo9: Finish that "Mark Wilson's Sorcerer Supreme" magic correspondence course8: Invent fourth-personal singular tense in which to refer to one's self7: Rescue mother from hell6: Stop phoning Tammy in the middle of the night while drunk5: Invade offices of Marvel Comics, capture Stan Lee, imprison him in an impenetrable deathtrap from which he shall never esca…Guards! GUARDS!Recapture him!4: Finally redeem that spa weekend gift certificate the Red Skull sent for Christmas 19973: Stop picking at facial scars or they'll never heal2: Use Ovoid mind-transference techniques to swap bodies with Amy Winehouse; get the whelp's career back on track1: Tie: Enslave Earth/Destroy the accursed Richards