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Brian Kidd, AKA the Unipiper — called this because he plays bagpipes whle on a unicycle — has long been a cult figure in the wonderfully weird city of Portland. Now it appears that he’s stepping his game up for the geek crowd. What a time to be alive.

This isn’t the first time the Unipiper has dressed up like Darth Vader in a kilt, of course. But the fire is what really makes it here. Fire makes everything more badass and awesome.