The Daily News...

After hearing of the many cities that set aside public areas wherein citizens could go and say anything they liked, this one, somewhat more reticent metropolis, established their own version whereat the people could go, fully prepared to HEAR anything they wished. (At some future date they may consider permitting speaking.)

One guy guessed:“Most of what everyone knowsthey made up.” And his partner thought, “Good,very good and getting better,but got ONE wrong word in there.”

After his first good exposure to ordinary religious ideas, this one little kid rushed in the house and said, “Just think Pop, in heaven EVERYbody’s wish will be granted.” The ole man shuddered and thought, “Won’t THAT be the final chapter dipped in shit.”