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I bet my politician could get a great diagonal lay, he's great at being crooked.

Politicians and hammocks should be a perfect match--we want upstanding individuals to represent us... and frequently get the opposite; there is nothing more opposite to 'upstanding' than a hammock, wherein the occupant is lying down.