Monday, December 06, 2004

Modern parenting

You'd think it's enough I'm the ruler of the Free World, leaders of the Worker's Revolution and the world expert on Juche. But I've still got an idiot son to deal with. He rings me to tell me he's just discovered, "this really cool thing called e-mail. You can send messages to your friends. It's like writing letters but the censors can't read it!" See what I mean by idiotic? Who am I going to leave this country to? I was never this stupid when I was growing up.