I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.

February 27, 2014

Chris: You just got fisted by a giant robot.

Hunter: The worst part is the cold hands.

Chris: THAT'S the worst part?

Tom: The spiked knuckles would have been my bet.

Chris: You know, actually, the worst part is probably the fact that they don't call afterwards.