Anonymous, your opinions are as flimsy as your grasp of the English language. Please consult Strunk and White before you post here again. I fear you wish your opining to cause me some fright, but your words serve only to amuse.

The more I think about this matter, (and I shouldn't be thinking, I should be packing...) The more I realise there's something odd about this.

If Carlos (where are you?) Had done his job correctly, Desiderus would have been in no fit state to scale the guttering and effect ingress to my apartment, whence to my study, and onto Sherlock's Wendy House. He must have had help.

have you seen the INCRIMINATING letter he's put up on his blog? What have you to say? Please say something... I so desperately want to believe you're just being unfairly vilified. Waiting...

PS. Best wishes for the launch. I'm in Reykjavik at the moment (that's the capital of the country that used to be known as Iceland until the Russians bought it for a symbolic 1 Euro), hope to be back in time for the launch.

Good Luck Adorna. Your real friends have witnessed your development as a writer and a woman and they won't dessert you now. The launch is going to be fantastic. I know you;ll miss having Carlos on the door like at the old days of Bunny Heaven, but there are loads of hot guys willing to do that job - give me a ring and I will rustle some up if you need me to.

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Do you have a question for Adorna? Perhaps you'd like to review her forthcoming novel, or, like many others, you are burning with a write-style related question. Don't hesitate, but send your fan mail to me at adorna.shine@gmail.com and Carlos will print out whatever's interesting and bring it to my attention.

NB I can't accept every indecent proposal I receive. I just wouldn't have the time!