Did you know theres a facebook group called "I believe God is mightier than pink unicorns, teapots and spaghetti monsters". Or something like that. And theres like, twelve people who have joined it!

Their feeble attempts to undermine the power of His Noodliness will always fail.

RAmen,Helen

And Cloister spake: "Lo, I shall lead you to Fuschal, and there we shall open a temple of food, wherein shall be sausages and savoury doughnuts and all manner of bountiful things. Yea, even individual sachets of mustard. And those who serve shall wear hats of great majesty, yea, though they be made of coloured cardboard and have humorous arrows through the top."

Ubi Dubium wrote:But they won't get it. Poe's law you know. Our satire will look no stupider than the stuff they already say.

That is very true. I have a friend who is a Fundie, and I can not outflank her in crazy concepts.

I wish I could find my copy of The Meaning Of Liff right now. There's a word in it I can't remember which means 'to beat an expert at a game by playing so appallingly badly that none of their clever tactics are any use against you'. That's what it's like using reason on a fundie, in my experience. They just don't like the rules of your game, so they use their own rules: "The book says you're going to Hell, so you are. No, I don't care what your argument is, it's not in the book so it doesn't count". That's why they're called unsinkable rubber ducks, I suppose.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

If I want a boy to do something important, and he is playing against his brother or a friend, I take over until he comes back, or I win. I just mash random buttons, my sprite (which I cannot discern from the others, of course) is totally unpredictable and I win by utter luck.