But Those Mavs Numbers Are Worthless

Late-breaking news from Oklahoma: "A retired horse trainer from Sallisaw who used Dallas Cowboys players' jerseys to select her lottery numbers won $600,000 in Saturday's Powerball drawing." For those playing at home, those numbers were 2-8-23-29-35. And what will Nita K. Jacobs do with her winnings? Why, attend her first Dallas Cowboys game, natch. --Robert Wilonsky