Which TV personalities do you think are absolute bastards when the cameras stop?

Kind of inspired by THIS well-known video, my friend and I like to play a game of "Who Is Secretly An Absolute Shitter When The Cameras Aren't Rolling?"

We had some disagreements, but we mutually agreed that both Rolf Harris and Bruce Forsyth are just as charming as they appear; and Jim Davidson and Chris Tarrant are secretly complete arseholes. I can just imagine Davidson throwing his tea over an intern, can't you? "It's bladdy cold, you useless fackin' traht!!"

The jury is out on Noel Edmonds and Neil Buchanan. It could go either way.

So Pit. Pick a personality and let's discuss their twattiness (or lack thereof).

No way, Dickinson is a just good old-fashioned English eccentric. I can imagine him having Friday chippy every week, and saying "ooh cheap as chips" every damn time just because the staff get a kick out it.

No way, Dickinson is a just good old-fashioned English eccentric. I can imagine him having Friday chippy every week, and saying "ooh cheap as chips" every damn time just because the staff get a kick out it.

and washing the chippy down with a few bottles of stella

__________________But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes

and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do