Well, I think IPU does not exist, and FSM is the true Creator, because there are so many evidences, like the climate changing because the lack of pirates (or ninjas), and the fact that the Last Supper is fully logical if we assume Jesus is a human encarnation of the FSM: they ate their meatballs (I think it sounds worse than I intended) and drink their salsa blood.

There is no point, and you aren't allowed to do it here anyway (That's a Moderator Warning, BTW), in arguing whose god is better, or whose has prettier hair.
Respectfully acknowledge each other's beliefs. Don't try and convert people. Share (or at least offer to share) a tasty and nutritious meal. I suggest Chicken Tetrazinni in this case

Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

So Chicken Tetrazzini (note correct spelling) is chicken with four zzinis.

"Tetra" also means certain kinds of brightly colored freshwater fish popular in home aquariums. But cooking up chicken with aquarium fish (with or without any zzinis) is just wrong, and expensive to boot.

I tried making Chicken Pentazzini once, and it was just too much. Completely ubalanced and overpowering. Stick with Tetrazzini.

I wouldn't say that was my conscious intent (I expected someone else would chime in with the real answer).

However, you've touched upon one factor in how I developed my own critical thinking skills. My father was (and still is) a master of giving absurd but oddly believable explanations and answers to questions, delivered in a totally deadpan way. I learned early on to check multiple sources!

Of course, these two theories are equally valid, and are both supported by equal amounts of evidence. The problem is that these two theories appear to contradict each other. Therefore, we are forced to choose one of the following alternatives.

1. The Universe was actually created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a bogus false idol that people are foolish to believe in.

2. The Universe was actually created by the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a bogus false idol people are foolish to believe in.

3. The Invisible Pink Unicorn is another name for the Flying Spaghetti Monster but his real form is a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

4. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is another form of the Invisible Pink Unicorn but her real form is an Invisible Pink Unicorn.

5. Both the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Invisible Pink Unicorn exist, and are in fact married, like Zeus and Hera, or Osiris and Isis, and created the Universe together.

6. They both exist and are enemies, and the universe was created by their ongoing warfare.

7. They both exist, and one is good, to lead men to salvation, and the other evil, and leads men astray.

8. Another possibility is that neither exist, and in fact the Universe was not made by anyone.

The final option is perhaps the most disturbing, but it is perhaps the easiest way to reconcile these two theories, both of which are supported by equal amounts of evidence, so we should be willing to keep an open mind regarding this final option.

However, what if you took the FSM, and physically separated each noodle, so he was no longer physically connected?

The physical dimension is simply one aspect of our Noodly Lord. His etheric noodles are inseparable and as the Platonic archetype of all things noodly, he is indestructable. Also, he can regenerate his physical form.

"Most people just take themselves too damn seriously, which is why they act like damn fools."
- Robert Anton Wilson