Tuesday, 2 March 2010

In May of 2009, a secretary was performing oral sex on her boss in a parked car, which was struck by a reversing van, the impact of which caused her to bite the man's penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, both, the secretary and her boss were married and having an affair.

What makes the story even worse is that, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out. He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood. The private investigator, helpfully, called for an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed him there with part of his penis.