So, does TiVo have a crisis of conscience if you tell it to record a show called "Funniest Commercials of the Year"?

6. Long overdue

And how many letters are the American people going to have to send before "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is added to the National Film Registry?

7. Little help

Sylvester Stallone tells People magazine that he spends mornings "doing head exercises." We can only hope he uses a spotter.

8. P.S. ...

Like many of you, I read Saddam Hussein's farewell letter and was shocked to find that it didn't include a review of the new Blazin' Buffalo Doritos.

9. Make it a double

The government is expected to announce that it's OK to eat food from cloned animals. My clone's not taking the news well, but it's not my fault that cannibals need to eat on New Year's Eve and are offering a decent price.