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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Observations

The people that sit in first class fit into four groups that sometimes overlap: Old people, Bald people, Fat people, and Mac people.

It is really, really, really hard to tell whether or not your skirt is tucked up in your pants in those iddy biddy bathrooms in airplanes.

American Airlines doesn't care if they rip a big hole in your suitcase, even if it's a super cute vintage case.

Carrying coffee in a airport is dangerous.

Telling passengers that the flight was delayed because there was a problem with the doors sealing makes little old ladies VERY uncomfortable and stressed out. And causes them to ask the flight attendant every 10 minutes whether it's safe or not.