She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about lolsummer69. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend roflwinter85 who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to twitter, and lolsummer69 was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with roflwinter85, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you message me at datelink3dotcom to see me naked?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me seeing you naked?” So then, for my birthday party, which was a pool party, I was like, “lolsummer69, I can’t invite you, because I think you would flash everyone.” I mean I couldn’t have a naked girl at my party. There were gonna be hipsters there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She wanted to go NAKED. So then her anon messaged my askbox and started yelling at it, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one wanted to see her naked, and she cameback in the fall for high school, and all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s a stripper on crack.

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch dot with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.