This Just In: White men CAN Jump

46″ vertical? You kidding me with this? This is a huge win for all white guys out there. No more the days of watching black dudes continually throws their dicks in poor white defenders with absolutely nothing they can do. To my knowledge (None at all), I’m pretty sure the highest vertical to date for a white NBA player was in the 20″ range (No evidence supporting this). Zach Lavine giving all white dudes out there hope that one day, one day they too can play in the NBA. Do your thing young blood, do your thing. Until you get drafted though, let’s watch some all-time classics: