A very poor reader, Rihanna was later shocked to find out she was not promoting astroglide in this shoot.
On-set sources also reported that presumably because of this, she misunderstood the purpose of the beer bottle as a prop.

Okay, I’m gonna say this.
I couldn’t care less about her crappy music and her stupid, stupid voice, and her ubiquitousness all over the fucking Innuhwerbz is beyond nauseating, but let’s give credit where credit is due: the woman is a beauty. Especially when she tones down the stoopid and goes sort of classy, like here.

In vaguely related news, check out what The Bird and the Bee did with her “Don’t Stop the Music”. Way to turn shit into gold.

Did you intentionally combine Zoolander, Skarsgard and a Tenenbaum reference? Because If so I’m going to have to start showing you more respect. Maybe wear a top hat and monocle when I come to the site.