P.S. When it comes to radioactive breathKatie the Beagle’s is more like death.

Rest assured, we're all properly ashamed of ourselves. On behalf of the Patio Boat, I'd like to offer our sincerest apology to Google, most of Silicon Valley, Toho Films, radioactive Japanese reptiles, Barry's Temple of Godzilla, and most especially to Viking frogmen around the world.

We're sorry.

(Drag the image slightly, so that you can see our inspirational friends to the left!)

Did you know? If you manipulate that image enough--but perhaps only in the "larger view"-- you can actually find the two frogmen chasing the photographer? I discovered that almost by accident--and Google may be unaware of the fact.

If all epic poetry out there was as evocative as this, I think in ten years' time the Dwarf Planet will have to do a piece on a totally extinct species : the woman reader of Godzilla poetry and beagle-breath haiku.