Think again. All copped to it, including an emphatic "We're chefs, of course we have" from Fabio, who has a way with the ladies like few others, as you've seen during his time on Bravo. Even Jen sitting in the background giggled as Fabio continued: "Hello, duh!" he said.

So what of that aforementioned turtle porn? Well, it may or may not exist, but let's just say this: What happens at night in Fabio's turtle pond stays in Fabio's turtle pond. Watch it all below, plus a little death row meal Q&A with the LATC crew.