Friday, October 5, 2012

Wondering Who Follows me on Twitter

I really hope none the my higher authority member from work do. Or anyone important from a potential future employers. Or, if they do, I hope they have a sense of humor. Or, maybe they should follow me and not hire me so I don't end up working for some snot faced jerk. These are the kinds of conversations I have over social media. I don't think she'll mind me sharing. If so, I'm sorry, Shannon! It's not bad. But, like I said, corporate members of "highly respected" companies may not approve :)

Shannon: I’m pretty certain that I’ve never heard the word “orgasm”
uttered with such frequency in class before.

Me: Which class?

Shannon: science in the modern world.

Me: Ah. I was kind of
hoping for a class totally unrelated to orgasms. Just for irony sake :P

Shannon: Yeah. It’s still kind of awkward, because he asked “what’s
the function of the female orgasm?”

Shannon: I immediately thought f(orgasm) all math like,
first guy said “there is no function, it’s a gift from god”

Me: Hahah. How oldish
is the professor?

Shannon: 30s?

Me: Hahahahah That’s
awesome

Shannon: and now he’s talking about the frequency of female
orgasma. Its awkwaaaard in here…

Me: frequency?
Starting to sound like math to me!

Shannon: and now…he’s talking about how penguins are “short-sighted”.
I love having a British professor!

Me: Omg, he’s British?! :D

Me: Excuse me while I saw that a man with an accent like
that can talk about orgasms all he wants ;)

Shannon: yes! It would only be more awesome if every 3rd
word wasn’t “uh”

Shannon: that’s partially why I was feeling awkward… *blush*

Me: Ugh, “uh” every third word definitely kills the
excitements :(

Shannon: and now we’ve gone from female orgasms, to
penguins, and now male nipples… :/

About Me

I am a nobody in regards to the public eye, but I have the most amazing friends and family that support me and love me. My husband and I have two cats with more character than we could ever ask for! I'm an artist at heart, extremely open minded, and mostly optimistic. I flirt with frugal living and homemade endeavors. I currently live in East Tennessee and while it's mostly boring, I do quite enjoy it. That being said, anywhere I can relocate that is affordable and includes horses is an automatic yes, no questions asked :D