Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

When you absolutely, positively must have perfectly sized pizza slices, then you need this cool new Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter. Yep, a pizza cutter with a frickin' laser beam above the cutting wheel that shows the angle of your slice. If it's dark in your kitchen for some reason, it also features a flashlight mode as well. Unfortunately, this laser isn't powerful enough to slice the pizza for you.