Someone ^^^^^^^^ read the title of this thread and thought to themselves....."It's my chance to finally show everyone how smart I am and tell them how stupid they are!" It must be tough being so bitter.

I would like to ride in Utah and Oregon for starters and then it will depend on how much time I have left?

well, i'd say since this forum involves everything biking....
1. ride from alaska to chile/argentina for fun
2. perfect my spanish along the way
3. once down there, check out some big sharks in one of those cages
4. hitch a ride back north via sailboat