I know, I know. Like you, I thought we'd (kind of) heard the last of Jon & Kate Plus 8 stars Jon Gosselin and ex-wife Kate. Sure, they'd appear every once in a while with a complaint or a new haircut, but, for the most part, they had left the building.

Enter VH1's Couples Therapy. With that one reality television gem that sensationalized Jon's "journey" post-divorce, the most dysfunctional family of eight was once again thrust down our throats like a bad corn dog. I'll be honest…I'd been Team Jon because I believed he'd intentionally dropped off our radar in an effort to be a "normal, hard-working dad," but in all actuality, he's just as much a fame whore as his ridiculous ex. Thanks, TLC. That was a can of worms that should have never been opened!

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As Jon and Kate continue to battle each other in the tabloids, I have to wonder when it's going to end. Can someone please take the high road? Apparently not, as now Jon is threatening to reveal even more of his family's dirty secrets in a tell-all memoir. Wasn't being accused of hacking into your ex-wife's computer to get dirt on her enough? I guess not.

Speaking to In Touch, Jon reveals that he's already penned a book about his life with Kate. Of his new book, Jon tells the site, “It’s about my feelings and my marriage. Kate will flip.”

I don't want to hear his story. Honestly, maybe I did at one point, but that was before this former couple decided that attacking each other in the media came before parenting the EIGHT children they brought into this world that never asked to be a part of this crap storm that their parents seem determined to continue. Take a seat, Gosselins. Please take a seat.

TELL US-ARE YOU SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT JON GOSSELIN HAS WRITTEN A TELL-ALL ABOUT HIS LIFE WITH KATE? WILL YOU READ IT?