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Ok..Its Valetines Day or any other Day.. but what if you get some message(s) that you dont want? Here is a very good solution..Poems...(they may be as old as the hills but its just somethin'):

1.God made the ScottishGod made the DutchBut when God made youHe didn't make much 2.You look like Clark Gable (no idea who he is?!)Your eyes are like his tooBut when it comes to kissingYou taste of Irish Stew3.Roses are redViolets are blueThe tap in the kitchenReminds me of you-Drip, Drip, Drip4.When I sealed this valentineMy heart began to thumpMy hand began to shakeAnd in my throat there was a lumpYou may think I was thinking of youBut no I am allergic to envelope glue5. I love you, I love you, I love you, I doBut don't get excited, I love monkeys too6.My dearest darling duckyBehind your ears are muckyBut never mind, love is blindMy dearest darling ducky7.You think you are a hard guyThe way you shout and poseBut every time I look at youYour finger's up your nose8.When God was giving out good looksThere was a long, long queueI was in the middleBut where the hell were you?9.Roses are redViolets are blueYour mother is good lookingWhat happened to you?10. Roses are redCabbage is greenMy face is funnyBut yours is a scream

..just something..Hope it isnt as tacky as I thought it is..

You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.~Julie De Lespinasse~