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I have broke THREE beautiful purple cocks with ball bearings since February. I need a cock that rotates, vibrates and smells like Lavender. If you cant help me with that - what DO you recommend?

My name is Candy and I have a filthy mouth. Not because of all the cock-sucking I do mind you.. but it is because of the filthy things that come out of my mouth!

You would not believe how embarrassed my husband gets when we are out in public. He tells me "Slut, I just can't take you ANY where!!"

It is true though. I do not know why he puts up with me some times...as soon as he turns his back I am hitchin' my skirt (btw I go commando so that just makes it all the worse.. for him ha!) and takin' down numbers...and if the joints crowded and I can sneak away for a few - I'll gulp down a load faster than you can down that Milwaukee Best Ice!

So with that in mind, I decided it was in my own best interest to create this listing on NiteFlirt and take it up a notch. Really advertise the goods if you know what I mean =)

There is never a dull moment when you are blessed with my blissfully dirty mouth in your ear. There is no fantasy I would turn down either.

I might sound like a real trashy ass ho to some of you.. and that's fine. Call me names - it excites me! Slap me around a lil, use me, abuse me I don't mind =)

So, hit that call now button and I'll get you off sooo good you will think you were hit by a train.

I also sell dirty stories. These can be customized to suit your needs. $25 each. You will get it in writing as well as in mp3 format - to take with you anywhere you want.

Disclaimer: Such service by CarnalBlue can render one helpless, listless, feeling drained and otherwise incapacitated. Not recommended for usage while operating heavy machinery, or operating a vehicle. You may find yourself reaching for your cock instead of the gear shift. Service provider CarnalBlue will not be held responsible for any accidents, illnesses, or otherwise - natural disasters.