It really is a keg, just a small one — 9.7 inches in height and 6.3 inches in diameter. But it holds five liters of ranch, so, still worth it, right? Ranch goes on anything — pizza, chicken wings, vegetables. Maybe even pork tenderloin sandwiches.

Don't worry about it going bad. There's a special coating on the inside of the keg that meets FDA specifications and keeps the ranch fresh, according to the site.

It doesn't have to be a Christmas gift, but the timing is right. And why not, if you love ranch enough. You can pre-order this keg right now, but it will not ship until at least Dec. 11. Just wrap it in decorative paper and hand it to a foodie to make their holiday dreams come true.

If the keg isn't enough for you, the site has other gift options for ranch-lovers: ranch dressing slippers, socks, T-shirts, iPhone cases, ornaments. OK, who loves ranch this much?

Andrew Clark is a digital producer at IndyStar, always bringing that ranch news. Follow him on Twitter @Clarky_Tweets.