clearly I can only hope to ascend to your level of sophistication, please be kind to us dum dums

EDIT: P.S. I'm not taking anything "seriously" I just can't help but cringe at circle-jerks

Jeez, relax. It's an inside joke because Element and I are two of the only two people who like it in the film thread. Everybody else shits on it. Have you seen us talk about any other movie like this in the entire thread so far?

That's why I said the boner thing and also the caps lock rage one. It's an over exaggeration clearly.

It's a bit closer to murder, so it's more between angry murder and carefully planned murder. Although if you look carefully, you'll find that it's exactly between running someone over and running someone with their dog over, but if we're getting awfully specific, it's almost exactly like running someone with a parrot and a kitten over then stepping on a bug and throwing an uneaten donut away.

Tread carefully.

EDIT: That isn't to mention the placement of the kitten and parrot and what type of insect you'd step on, but I'm sure important moral details like that don't matter to you

She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.

It's a bit closer to murder, so it's more between angry murder and carefully planned murder. Although if you look carefully, you'll find that it's exactly between running someone over and running someone with their dog over, but if we're getting awfully specific, it's almost exactly like running someone with a parrot and a kitten over then stepping on a bug and throwing an uneaten donut away.

Tread carefully.

EDIT: That isn't to mention the placement of the kitten and parrot and what type of insect you'd step on, but I'm sure important moral details like that don't matter to you

First degree: Intent to kill and premeditationSecond degree: Intent to kill but no premeditationVoluntary manslaughter: Accidental killing, but the result of something dangerous (like crashing into somebody while driving 100 mph)Involuntary manslaughter: typically due to negligence.

First degree: Intent to kill and premeditationSecond degree: Intent to kill but no premeditationVoluntary manslaughter: Accidental killing, but the result of something dangerous (like crashing into somebody while driving 100 mph)Involuntary manslaughter: typically due to negligence.

So courts don't take throwing away uneaten donuts into account in murder trials?

What a vile, corrupt system.

She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut.

look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.

Jeez, relax. It's an inside joke because Element and I are two of the only two people who like it in the film thread. Everybody else shits on it. Have you seen us talk about any other movie like this in the entire thread so far?

That's why I said the boner thing and also the caps lock rage one. It's an over exaggeration clearly.

Incorrect. I think it's great too. Maybe not quite as good as you think. That first bomb scene in particular really sticks in my mind as one of the greatest war scenes ever. Dat slow motion rumbling stones.

look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.