Designed directly after our favorite citrus fruit – lemons – this massive butt plug is smoothly ridged and tapered so you can level up as you go and it comes equipped with a massive suction that will suction to anything and everything, including a horizontal shower wall, and it. will. not. move.

Seriously, this big butt plug is just the thing to get your kinks without interruption!

After a somewhat exhausting week, I’m more than happy to take on the weekend. And by take on the weekend, I mean sleep through it. No, I jest. I’ll actually be going to a St. Patrick’s Day party which brings me to…our Naughty March Special – have you gotten those deals yet?!

When you spend $100+ on any order, you’ll get 15% off your ENTIRE order!

In honor of upcoming St. Patrick’s Day and since I’m Irish American, I thought it would be fun to do a list of my favorite Irish fare since a lot of you may be celebrating this awesome holiday soon! I’m not saying I’m the expert on this sort of this, but I’m part Irish and I love food so basically, yes, I am an expert. 😉 You don’t necessarily have to cook anything yourself, if you don’t want to, though it’s all pretty easy to make. You can always go out and get some from your local Irish pub and if all else fails – GUINNESS.

Guinness

I’m sure it won’t surprise you, but one of the most popular Irish drinks is Guinness, or a dark beer (ale). If you’re 21+ and fancy a drink on St. Patty’s, there’s no better way to salute this fun holiday than with a pint! If you’re not much of a drinker or you prefer something other than beer, there’s a great list of the top 10 Irish drinks – here.

Corn Beef & Cabbage (Usually with Potatoes)

This is an absolutely traditional Irish meal so if you plan on staying in for a naughty night of hot and steamy Irish-accented sex, there’s no better meal to seal the deal with, I’m just saying! Yummy corn beef and cabbage are stewed together and they go great with boiled potatoes on the side.

Irish Lamb Stew

This is a great one for meat-lovers as it includes lamb, bacon, AND beef plus potatoes (obviously, because it’s Irish – we live on those!), carrots, and onion. It’s a pretty heavy meal, but delicious and if you’re trying to impress someone, especially if that someone is a real man’s man, THIS is the meal to make.

Our Clifford Dog Penis Dong is perfect for puppy fetish and other yiff play as it’s modeled directly after the real deal! In fact, this dong is a uniquely stylized replica of the real thing, complete with a knot at the base.

Measuring in at 9 inches, this toy is perfect for yiff fetish fun and role playing for a totally realistic and erotic canine experience.

Sex is on my mind today and not just any kind, but a special kind of sex : St. Patty’s Day Sex ♣

Since I’m on a madwoman’s mission to get laid, by any means necessary this St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I would share my tips and tactics for how to get the job done, erhm, as it were, so you can all get lucky too ♣

Here are 5 tips to help you get laid this naughty St. Patty’s Day!

Wear A Shirt that says “Kiss Me, I’m Irish.” Who doesn’t want to fulfill your shirt’s declaration when they see that? I mean, I know I would. And in all seriousness, these fun themed shirts will make you more accessible when you go out to a restaurant or bar on St. Patty’s – they’re instant conversation-starters that make people want to come up and talk to you.

Go to An Irish Pub & Meet New People. Of course, if you don’t know anyone who is readily available on St. Patty’s, you’ll have to trawl the pubs, bars and restaurants. Get a good wing man if you don’t want to go solo and chat up some people, order some drinks and have a good time. Who knows where the night will lead?

Buy A Round Of Irish Drinks – Ale, Cocktails, etc. Not that I’m saying you should all get smashed (but if you do, remember to catch a cab you party animal!), but a few drinks makes everyone a little more friendly and outgoing. It’s a fun way to get to know people and you could even start a drinking game, if you wanted to. If you don’t drink, ordering some traditional Irish fare is always fun and delicious as well!

Talk Irish to Me!I don’t care who you are, accents are SEXY. If you already have an Irish accent, well hot damn – you’ll be in demand on March 17th, my friend. If not, you have a week or so to learn one 😉 Bonus points if actually speak Gaelic ♣

Find that pot of gold (erm sex toys!)If all else fails and you can’t go out, pick yourself up a fun new toy to try out! I’m always up for trying new things, especially new toys, and having a little time for personal love is the best time, amirite?

There are many reasons you’ll want to give the 8.5″ Frenchy Super Cock Dildo a whirl, but I thought I’d outline a few key points just in case you’re still on the fence about it 😉

First off, this dildo has some major stimulating texture, from it’s head to it’s base. From the smooth texture to more ridged, sensations are varied and intense with this one! Notably, the stylized foreskin contains 3 stimulating ridges which, during use, will provide a more intensified erotic experience. The base has a great stylized base which also doubles as an awesome handle and the length of it is somewhere between modest and model, not too big and not too small – just right!

Spring is a perfect time to try new things so I thought I would recommend some toys that are tons of fun, but not too far out there to be intimidating. Of course, if you’re into the out-of-the-box type toys, definitely check out this post I did awhile ago – HERE 😉

Mini Bang for Your Butt Anal Plug – This small-to-medium sized anal plug is perfect for those who are not necessarily beginners, but definitely are not advanced players either. It’s a great size for those who want to level up their anal play a bit without going to the extreme. Baby steps 😉

Woody Cock Sling Ring – This is one of our most underrated, yet seriously popular cock sling rings! It has dual stimulators on it which, during use, will provide erotic sensations to every bit of you! Especially when lubricant is applied, this toy is one of the most stimulating cock rings (without a vibrator) that also helps your partner stay harder for longer and experience a more intense orgasm!

8.5″ Fireman Cumming Dong – This last item is unique in that it has a “cumming” or “squirting” mechanism in it which you can fill with whatever you like so that when you climax, you can squeeze the handheld bulb and experience dual climactic sensations while pleasuring yourself. The toys are all realistic designs (we offer 3 varied designs and sizes for cumming dildos), but you can order them in a variety of colors, if you like, and still experience super realistic erotic experiences with them.

It’s a rainy day where I am which, in my humble opinion, is a perfect time to try out some new toys between my cozy, warm sheets 😉 If, like me, you freeze when put on the spot to think of things to try out, here’s 3 delightful toys to try out today ( or your next rainy day 😛 ) that will be tons of naughty fun!

Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Penis Dildo.You might be surprised to find that this toy is hugely popular with customers. It’s anatomically correct design means you’ll be getting one of the most realistic yiff erotic experiences around. Fun furry roleplay is a great way to discover new horizons with your partner(s) and get in touch with your wild side!

The Matador with SMP Vibe Dildo.This dildo is perfect for those seeking sensual vibrations with a realistic texture. Measuring in at 12 inches, this gives you the length you desire with added texture on the shaft for the ultimate stimulation during use. Combine that with convenient handheld dial controls and you have one intense toy that will see you through waves upon waves of pleasure you can ride as long as you like!

7.5″ Large Sun Man Dildo with Suction. A uniquely designed piece of art as well as a sensually texturized dildo, the Sun Man is perfect for those seeking unique stimulation during use that you’ll feel deep inside during use. The shaft has a unique, yet soft texture that’s perfect for deep penetration and g-spot stimulation while the suction cup ensures it stays put while you enjoy yourself to the fullest.