A Washington DC matchmaker blogs about life & love in the real world

Category: sex

What’s the farthest you’d go for a hookup? Not just any old makeout sesh either. A once in a lifetime shot. The real deal. A guaranteed, pleasure-filled evening with the guy or gal of your dreams....Read More

Maybe I’m surrounded by a lot of confident guys who don’t feel the need to brag about their genitals, but it seems to me that penis talk has decreased since my college days. I guess at this point,...Read More

She’s seen more bare male butts than your average love seat – quite a few sweaty lady parts too. She’s helped college athletes, out-of-towners, and young professionals do the dirty from entirely...Read More

It frequently comes as a surprise that even the sweetest, dweebiest, nerdiest guys have had considerably more sexual partners than I have. I mean, I’m not that bad to look at and I’m certainly no ...Read More

They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus but by they, I mean some pseudo-therapist who made a gajillion dollars in the 90’s by calling himself a relationship counselor and writing a book....Read More

Hello there. We’ve never met, but I hated you once. You’re like me, but better. All those important feminine features you’ve got are undeniably superior to mine. Your hair is long and shiny,...Read More

Romantic encounters have exposed me to my city in an entirely new way. I’ve ventured to happy hours uptown, apartments downtown, bedrooms in northeast, and showers in southeast. I’ve traveled by c...Read More

1. Sex. When I was little, I asked my parents what sex was after I heard my friend shout the word at the top of his lungs one day on the playground. My mom took me aside and explained that sex wa...Read More