This is a "cat-ish," right? yes Does it exist in real life? DOYD, see next questions for clarification Is it a half-breed of cat and not-cat? no

It's the cat living at Nuthanger Farm in WATERSHIP DOWN who almost leads to Hazel's downfall, isn't it? it's not

Because there can't be cats who could behave more cruelly or have more cruel and bizarre consequences than that.

And you did say "yesish" about cats.

(Okay, WD is my favorite novel forever. And I'm JK, but I'd like to see whether my joking query sparks further questions.) well, it was a good guess! But as you can see, not the right one (:

Just to be sure, is this critter one that you expect everyone here will recognize? yes - I bet almost everyone has seen it before And not kinda obscure, like the WD farm-yard kitties which I jokingly suggested?

is this cat in a book? is it a stuffed toy? is it made of soap? possibly to all

Hello Kitty IS evil.Did you come to that conclusion because of something you: saw? Heard? Read? Discovered? Is a specific piece of hello kitty merchandise relevant? Were you hurt? Was someone else? Did something bad happen? Something amusing? Embarrassing?

Hello Kitty IS evil. it is indeed!Did you come to that conclusion because of something you: saw? this Heard? Read? this Discovered? Is a specific piece of hello kitty merchandise relevant? yes Were you hurt? Was someone else? Did something bad happen? Something amusing? Embarrassing? no to rest

Was there something wrong with the piece of merchandise? no Did you read something on the merchandise? yes Or on the packaging? no In a magazine? no On the internet? no Did you see the product? yes Or a picture of it? no

Is it made from: plastic? this, but there are similar household items made of metal, glass and maybe ceramics Metal? Glass? Ceramics? Wood? Fabric? Rubber? Paper? Is it electric? no Electronic? no Does it have any moving parts? it has one part that you can move Was the text in English? yes Relevant? yes The exact item is not too relevant.

Did the text say something about the item? About what it did? what it was for? Did it say that kitty did what the item did? I just had an image of a hello kitty nutcracker, with a text like "let the kitty squeeze your nuts".

Did the text say something about the item? About what it did? what it was for? Did it say that kitty did what the item did? no to allI just had an image of a hello kitty nutcracker, with a text like "let the kitty squeeze your nuts". hehehe!

Because of something I intentionally misread on a Hello Kitty soap dispenser, I thought "I knew it! This creature is one of Satan's demons." The text was not about the item itself or what you use it for. Bad translations are not relevant.

Was "ty" also obscured? Making it "hell kit"? If not: was anything else in "hello" obscured? Was a part of "kitty" obscured? Or all of it? all of "kitty" was obscured. Now there's only one piece missing

Ok, so as you saw it, it said "hell" on the soap dispenser, correct? Do we need to know more about: how it was obscured? What it was obscured by? Was it obscured by soap? Soot? Dirt? Other objects? Do we need to know more about the dispenser itself? Or where it was placed? Did you see it in person? Or in a picture? On TV?

Ok, so as you saw it, it said "hell" on the soap dispenser, correct? correctDo we need to know more about: how it was obscured? no - something is written on the soap dispenser several times, and in this particular case, there just wasn't enough space left What it was obscured by? Was it obscured by soap? Soot? Dirt? Other objects? see previous answer Do we need to know more about the dispenser itself? no, only about the writing Or where it was placed? no Did you see it in person? I did indeed, and I see it every day because my friends have a thing for giving me Hello Kitty themed birthday presents. I have a kind of love/hate relationship to the lil kitty Or in a picture? On TV?no to rest

Is it written "happy birthday"? no Did your friend write on the dispenser? no Did one or several people sign it? no Do we need to know exactly what it written? well, as a small hint, it says "... hell(o kitty)", and it's two words that are missing Or why? Or who did it? it's printed on there by the company

copyright reserved? noeveryone loves? close enough for me to declare a

********SPOILER******** My adorable friends gave me an adorable Hello Kitty soap dispenser for my birthday. It has "I love Hello Kitty" written all over it, but in one case "o Kitty" was cut off so that it only says "I love Hell". So I thought that Hello Kitty (which seems to be taking over the world - there are Hello Kitty credit cards!) his one of Satan's demons sent from hell in order to subject mankind.

The thing is that everything that is remotely shaped like a cat makes me go "Awwww oh my gosh me wants!!!", so one day some of my friends thought it' be fun to give me a Hello Kitty product, and that's how it started. I do find them cute, but it's just incredible that you could furnish a whole flat with Hello Kitty merchandise only - they have everything!