Dummies in various stages of undress pose in corners, sit at the kitchen counter, and literally hang from the ceilings. One even guards the front gate.

The five-bedroom home, located southwest of Houston in Richmond, Texas, went on the market July 10. Since then, incredulous social media users have circulated its 32 mind-boggling listing photos, which reveal a residence so chock-full of stuff, people assume a hoarder lives there.

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The hodgepodge actually belongs to an unidentified area artist and her family, broker Diana Power of Re/Max Fine Properties told a local ABC affiliate. She also uses the home as her studio. (Though that doesn’t explain the sheer magnitude of possessions piled high.)

Alas (or is it “Thankfully”?), none of the home’s possessions is included in the price tag.

Any potential buyer has to see through the towers of junk and imagine the home without them. It does come with a pool and sits on two acres of rolling green hills — which are mercifully decoration-free.

Nonetheless, Power told Zillow her phone has been ringing “every 30 seconds” with interested buyers, though she’s also seen lots of negative comments on Facebook.

“I think that the person who will end up buying this house can see the forest from the trees,” Powers told ABC.