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Today appears to be the day for Starbucks stores that are being shut down. That’s buried in the comments over at Starbucks Gossip.

Supposedly there will be meetings today at the doomed Starbucks locations where employees will get the word.

For more on the Starbucks situation, go to this Starbucks Gossip post, which has links to the AP story, the Starbucks press release on the closures and the CFO’s prepared statement.

I was over at the Canoga and Oxnard location today, and there’s a bit of gallows humor afoot, at least on the customers’ part, with a lot of “I hope this store doesn’t close” kind of talk from the people in line to their favorite baristas.

After deciding that the “Coffee” portion of the name Starbucks Coffee was somehow an unimportant afterthought, and continuing a campaign of folly to replace your previous coffee choices with Pike Place Roast, I saw light at the end of a long, dark, watery tunnel.

Dark roasts would be brewed after noon at customer request. This after a period during which the worthless and weak Pike Place Roast (my opinion of the blend has dipped considerably of late) is the only brewed coffee offered during the afternoons.

Never mind that I seem to have trouble getting a dark roast in the morning on many if not most occasions at the various Starbucks locations I stop at during my travails.

Due to this dark-roast deficit, I’ve gone from, say three or four visits a week to Starbucks down to maybe one.

Let me be plain:

Your lack of coffee is driving me away.

Today I stopped at the Tampa Avenue and Victory Boulevard Starbucks in Reseda.

The line was long. Only two people were behind the counter. The wait was longer than five minutes.

I get to the front of the line. There’s a dark roast on the board: Yukon. I like Yukon.

Me: “Can I have a venti drip dark with room?”

The barista goes to fill the cup.

A half-cup comes out.

Barista: “Would you be wiling to wait a few minutes until a fresh pot brews? It’ll be free.”

Me: “No thanks, just give me the Pikes.”

She did end up charging me. I have no problem with that. I don’t need to be getting free coffee. I need to be getting good coffee, and after a not-short wait in line, I don’t need to be waiting — as I have at this location on more than two occasions — for them to make coffee.

Allow me to submit Pike Place Roast, as brewed on this day and at this location, for another review:

Horrible.

Howard Schultz, you can futz about the food, revel in your rock-star status and think you’re saving the company.

If this Pike Place thing was your idea, just admit that it was a poor one and move on.

If the decision to abandon the drip-coffee business by further restricting the brewing of Starbucks’ signature dark roasts was also your idea, just admit that it was a poor one and move on.

If these ideas were cooked up by other Starbucks executives and then OK’d by you, just admit that you made a mistake by willfully gutting your company’s core product, do what needs to be done to fix the situation and move on.

You know, it ain’t all that hard to make coffee, and I’ve been doing it more and more. Simone Schramm made a pot today, and I have a pretty good feeling that even though I bought the cheapest coffee in the biggest can I could find at Vons, that it holds up pretty damn well compared to this Pike Place travesty.

I feel bad for Pike Place Market, that iconic Seattle spot at which fish are tossed, for having its name cheapened by such a poor excuse for coffee.

Remember the House Blend? That’s way better than Pikes. Even Breakfast Blend, which I’m not particularly fond of, is better. ANY dark roast offered by Starbucks is better.

I even had my recharged Starbucks card at the ready so I can potentially take advantage of the free wireless Internet offer from the big coffee company, should I ever be toting a laptop, find a power plug because all my batteries are dead, actually have the time to sit at Starbucks and use free WiFi …

And I know it’s 111 degrees outside in Woodland Hills.

But I still want coffee.

I want the Starbucks dark roast of the day. Not Pike Place Blend.

But the very friendly barista at Starbucks, corner of Oxnard Street and Canoga Avenue in Warner Center says, “No dark roast, only Pike.”

She sees the look on my face.

She elaborates, “There no dark roast after 12 noon.”

I reply: “Ever?”

It certainly seems to be so.

For now, anyway.

That’s one way to make the Pike Place Roast sales soar: offer nothing else. Hey, if it worked for the Soviet Union, it just might work for Starbucks.

The friendly barista took pity on me and wouldn’t charge me for my hot venti drip of Pikes on this even hotter day. (Thanks! … but what are those corporate people smoking?)

I can only hope that this is somehow related to the hot weather and that all will be righted when the ambient air temperature dips below 100.

I direct the rest of this entry to Howard Schultz, returning CEO of Starbucks:

It’s called Starbucks Coffee. So make me some coffee. The good stuff.

Meanwhile: in other news, my neighborhood Starbucks is about to get some competition in the form of a Coffee Bean kiosk in the Ralphs market directly across Burbank Boulevard in Van Nuys.