Reason Number One: I am better at creating debates. Reason Numero Deux: I'm a MONDAY 1906 Scholar, which means they had to do more work to find me, and found it worthwhile. Reason Number III: I'm a better writer, speaker, and reader. Reason Number CUATRO: I come up with the BEST "that's what she said" jokes. Reason Number Quinque: I wear shoes. Reason Numero Sex: I wear pants....