Kneed eye same oar? (literary fiction explained)

Litter airy fick shin is some of that stuff where you half to go to the dicshinery and look up stuff and stuff. Theyre’s like, no good guys and bad guys like there is on tv or at the car repair place so it’s hard to tell who the proctologist is sometimes and some of the people arnt nessa Sarah Lee so good looking. You don’t get a lotta vampires or detectives or car chases too, so what’s the big deal? It’s hard to figure out why anybody’s doing that. I mean, if there doing any thing, which mainly their knot. Your subosta be smart when you read it but I usually fall asleep after the first visit to the dicshinery and then I wack off. I read one oncte ware a guy was like all depressed. whats that about? Anyways? I still whacked off though.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Wheres the story if you don’t have banshees? And stuff.

Oh yeah, pllus if Steven King don’t write any why should I half too? Right? Or does he?

Oh yeah, plus which if I waz rich I’d maybe write some, but I guess I’ll get famous first off and then maybe write stupid stuff thats hard to fig your out. Right?

Oh yeah, and what about ill iterate personages? I aks you, what’re they subosta read if every body s being all litter airy and we have to, like, fig your stuff out? And stuff? Plus did I say theirs no inner plan it Terry wars? Why is that I wunder.!

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Chase Stoller is a beautifully mangled all-American mess. Jarrett’s ability to paint a picture of the tedium of small town America, and then to drop a character into this (Hannah) that’s right out of a Wyeth painting, well that sealed the deal for me. With pitch perfect dialogue and writing that felt like a perfect Indian summer day, "Ways Of Leaving" was that rare book that when I read the last word on the last page…I went back to page 1 and read it all over again.

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Grant Jarrett

Chase Stoller is a beautifully mangled all-American mess. Jarrett’s ability to paint a picture of the tedium of small town America, and then to drop a character into this (Hannah) that’s right out of a Wyeth painting, well that sealed the deal for me. With pitch perfect dialogue and writing that felt like a perfect Indian summer day, "Ways Of Leaving" was that rare book that when I read the last word on the last page…I went back to page 1 and read it all over again.

Paul Hoppe, author of "The Curse of Van Gogh"

Grant Jarrett

It’s official: Grant Jarrett has created the most entertaining, existential anti-hero since Tony Soprano. Whether you’re laughing out loud or wincing in recognition, "Ways of Leaving" will impress you with its raw honesty, keen writing, and ultimately, its big heart.

Grant Jarrett's vividly-drawn characters, dark humor and empathetic voice build bridges that transport the reader through this inter-generational story of parents and siblings in which the desire for salvation is challenged by the equally powerful impulse for destruction. "Ways of Leaving" depicts a seemingly familiar world that becomes freshly discovered and understood in Jarrett's intricate telling.