Suozzi's Hidden Talents

Nassau County Executive Tom Suozzi released this re-write of “Oh, Canada!” in response to the NYT blog report that AG Eliot Spitzer’s “Tribute” ad (unveiled at the Democratic convention in Buffalo) features the Horseshoe Falls, which are located in Canada.

From the Original words:
O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

And, if we could be so bold as to furthermore humbly submit a new slogan for our fine friend from Riverdale: “Eliot Spitzerâ€”Bringing passion back to Ottawa.”