Carrie Prejean To Star In The Ann Coulter Story

A photo of Ann Coulter taken at her Senior Prom whose theme was "A Sweaty Night In Tijuana."

NEW YORK CITY - The current reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean has just signed to star in a motion picture about the highly outspoken GOP political commentator Ann Coulter.

The Universal Pictures film will be directed by Carlo Tuscan-Giambattista who last year directed Jane Fonda in the Academy Award winning film Laura Bush - The Prettiest Bush In The White House.

Many individuals throughout the land had demanded that Prejean be stripped of her crown because of the fact that she had taken some risque photos.

But luckily for Prejean, the owner of the USA Pageant, Donald Trump ruled that he had seen the photos at least 50 times and he felt that they were acceptable.

She was asked what similarities she sees between herself and Ms. Coulter.

Carrie thought for a moment and then replied that both are over 6 feet tall. Ann is 6 foot 3, and she is 6 foot 2. She added that both weigh exactly the same, 87 pounds.

Prejean also went on to say that both are hardcore Republicans, avid professional wrestling fans, and dyed-in-the-wool shepherds.

When she was asked if she felt that the media and people in general had treated her unfairly because of her comments to pageant judge Perez Hilton she replied yes.

She went on to say that if she had been a man that question would not have been asked of her. She said that even if she was a woman but with black hair instead of blonde she would not have been asked that question.

When she was asked if she felt that the question was discriminating against blondes she replied that it did not discriminate against blondes so much as it discriminated against women with blonde hair.

Prejean was asked if she knew who was buried in Grant's Tomb? She smiled and replied, "Of course I do silly...it's Lou Grant."

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