All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

4/13/2013

Titty Twister

BOULDER -- A Longmont woman accused of grabbing and twisting a cab driver's
nipple in a drunken attack last week was charged Tuesday in Boulder County
Court.

The driver reported that he picked her up and drove her to the area, but she
didn't have the money to pay. He said she asked him to accompany her to an
apartment and he started to walk with her, but she punched him in the abdomen on
the way and then hit him with a can of iced tea as he turned to return to his
car.

Police report the cab driver said she followed him to the car, forced the
door open, got on top of him, grabbed and twisted his nipple, and bit his
shoulder. He reported she got out and punched the window and kicked the door
before mounting the cab and standing on the roof, according to police reports.

All I can say is, "thank goodness the Colorado legislature banned guns in an effort to stop mindless violence".