What are you fucking looking at?
Ball Bag and Noreen would like you to fuck off. We don’t want people here. People who comment on blogs are normally arseholes. This is somewhere for us to discuss things, things we care about. Things like skiing and tennis and the never-ending coverage of that fucking wave, and the fact that Robbie Williams is a cunt. We don’t like John Lennon much either.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

"Interesting". I don't fucking think so

People who say "Interesting" in a thoughtful tone of voice, as a reaction to something incredibly boring, should be shot. That is allNoreen

About Me

My name is Noreen. I like drinking tea, gossiping, gambling and being uncharitable. I am Ball Bag’s friend.
My name is Ball Bag. I hate almost everything, so the chances are I hate you too, you cunt. I do not hate Noreen, she is my friend.
My name is Barry Hutton. I don't like people, and people don't like me. I am Harry's evil twin.