It is unlikely that I will ever see you again, as God blessed you with absolutely NO distinguishing characteristics and you were wearing that stupid bandana in front of your face, but here's what:

You shot me in the knee. I might have a limp for the rest of my life, but don't worry- I will get a pimp cane and rock it. I hope that it was worth all those tampons and crossword puzzles I kept in my purse.

Love, You-know-who-from-my-driver's-liscence (Good luck passing that OVER 21 ID on to a friend; something tells me we won't match demographics.)

I own a Wilson Combat 45, Armalite AR-10, Mossberg stainless pump, and an SKS. I wish I could afford to have a nicer collection but I got what I felt was the minimum needed and the SKS is for recreational shooting.

- A convicted British burglar forced to write a letter of apology delivered a barely literate diatribe in which he blamed his "dumb" victim for the crime because the kitchen window was open.

The letter from the unnamed crook, which was not delivered to the victim, was released by West Yorkshire police in the northern English city of Leeds to demonstrate the mindset of the criminals who target people's homes.

The 16-year-old burglar was told to write a letter of apology as part of an Intensive Supervision and Surveillance Programme (ISSP), a non-custodial plan for young offenders.

Instead of apologizing for his offence, the teen thief wrote: "I don't no (sic) why I am writing a letter to you! I have been forced to write this letter by ISSP.

"To be honest I'm not bothered or sorry about the fact that I burgled your house. Basicly (sic) it was your own fault anyways (sic). I'm going to run you through the dumb mistakes you made."

The young offender went on to say the victim failed to draw their curtains before they went to sleep and were "thick enough" to leave their downstairs window open.

"But anyways I don't feel sorry for you and Im (sic) not going to show any sympath (sic) or remores (sic)," the teen concluded.

West Yorkshire police Chief Inspector Melanie Jones urged property owners to take more care when securing their homes.

"The contents of the letter are disgusting but it does highlight the cold and dispassionate way burglars select a property to target."

Flying fashionistas with a thing for the Second Amendment may want to leave their gun-themed purses and other paraphernalia at home, lest they be flagged as a security risk and miss their flights.

As she was flying home after the recent holiday weekend, Virginia Gibbs' gun-themed purse was flagged as a security risk by Transportation Security Administration officials at the Norfolk, Virginia, airport.

While Gibbs told CNN affiliate News 4 JAX that she's carried the purse on many flights, the 17-year-old says she was told that the purse "was a federal offense because it's in the shape of a gun. I'm like, 'a design on a purse. How is it a federal offense?' "

Purses or belts with gun emblems can fall under a TSA prohibition on replica weapons because they could be mistaken for a real weapon in the X-ray machine or by a fellow passenger.

"Security checkpoints may be impacted or closed because replica weapons like toy guns, novelty grenades, fake bombs and other items appear similar to the real thing when viewed through an X-ray machine," TSA spokesman Greg Soule said. "Checkpoint closures cause significant delays, which can be avoided if passengers don't bring these items to the airport."

By the time TSA officials figured out that the purse was a fake, offering Gibbs the opportunity to give up the purse or check it, Gibbs had missed her flight and was placed on another to Orlando. Her frantic mother drove from Jacksonville to Orlando to pick her daughter up.

Gibbs arrived at security 20 minutes before her flight was due to depart, which may have caused her to miss her flight, according to a security official.

The TSA says it's investigating her allegation that the purse has made it through airport security before.

I picked up that Carbon-15 pistol for $600 in ~2002. It's a Professional Ordnance who's now owned by Bushmaster... The hogleg is a Ruger Vaquero in .45 Long Colt. If you go waaaay back in this thread you'll see a pic where I brought some ~40 guns out to play... (US Army armorer, gunsmith, FFL Holder, advanced collector, firearms afficionado / gun nut, met wife in the army, etc...) Glad to see another gun lovin burner!

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I picked up that Carbon-15 pistol for $600 in ~2002. It's a Professional Ordnance who's now owned by Bushmaster... The hogleg is a Ruger Vaquero in .45 Long Colt. If you go waaaay back in this thread you'll see a pic where I brought some ~40 guns out to play... (US Army armorer, gunsmith, FFL Holder, advanced collector, firearms afficionado / gun nut, met wife in the army, etc...) Glad to see another gun lovin burner!