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CURRENT CHAMPIONS:

NXT Champion: Seth Rollins (since August 30, 2012)

It is Deja Vu all over again. Two years ago (on November 2, 2010 to be exact), I opened things up by saying, and I quote, “Before the show started I found out Richard Blumenthal defeated Linda McMahon. Here is a random useless stat. Way back in Season one of Gilmore Girls, Rory's best friend Lane had a crush on a boy named Rich Blumenthal. Now that I have lowered the IQ of the 19 people who read this...”

This year, while Chris Murphy is not a minor never seen before, never seen since character on one of my favorite shows, I did just find out that his final lead over Linda is 55.29%-43.01%.

Some things never change.

Match #1

Kassius Ohno vs Trent Baretta

Two weeks ago Trent scored the upset victory over Kassius due to outside interference from Richie Steamboat. Trent won a match his last time out. If he wins this one, that's two in a row. If he wins one next week that's called a winning streak. It has happened before.

Trent's biggest chance at victory was dropping Kassius right on top of his fucking head with a DDT. Oh no! But our crazy bearded Hero kicked out and eventually picked up the win with the Tornado Elbow Strike.

Winner: Kassius Ohno

Time: 6:10

After the match Ohno went for a second Elbow Strike, but Trent ducked and sent Ohno flying out of the ring.

-A video package for Graves aired. He talked about his tattoos.

Match #2

Big E. Langston vs Memo Montenegro

Memo is the younger brother of Alberto Del Rio. Family resemblance is very strong and he gets announced from the same home town. The only thing he is missing is Ricardo.

Big led the crowd in chants of “5” before putting the younger Del Rio to rest with the Fireman's Carry Diamond Cutter.

The highlight of the match was the referee not knowing what Big was trying to get across to him by chanting five. Instead he counted three and refused to count more.

Winner: Big E. Langston

Time: 0:52

Big then gave poor Memo the Fireman's Carry Diamond Cutter a second time before we are joined on the tron by Vickie Guerrero.

Vickie has placed a $5,000 bounty on Big's head and will give it to anyone who puts Big in a hospital.

Bray introduced the “first son of the Wyatt family: Luke Harper.” So Luke Harper wins.

-Byron Saxton leaves the announce desk to interview Roman Reigns, who is not Luther's brother, but did debut last week. Roman dismissed Byron and said that when you are the man, all you need to do is wake up. There is nothing he cannot do. He is the man whether we are with him or against him. Everybody wants to be Roman Reigns.

And that was it...

Match #4

Fatal Four Way Elimination Match

#1 Contender's Match

Justin Gabriel vs Drew McIntyre vs Jinder Mahal vs Bo Dallas

Remember, NXT is the alternate universe WWE where Drew and Jinder are not in a band and generally do not care for one another. The winner will be the next #1 contender to Seth Rollins and the NXT Title.

Yes, this top contender's match for the Developmental Title features 3 guys on the main roster.

Early on Gabriel wipes out all three of his foes with a giant flip dive outside the ring.

Jinder and Drew form an early alliance, but it quickly disintegrates as Jinder is on his quest to become NXT Champion.

Gabriel hitting big moves on everyone. He must be the first one eliminated. He nails Jinder with a 450 Splash, but Drew throws him out of the ring and Bo spears Drew for the pin!

ELIMINATED: Drew McIntyre (3:58)

Gabriel goes for a Springboard WhatAManeuver, but Bo spears him in mid-air for the elimination!

ELIMINATED: Justin Gabriel (4:12)

Seth Rollins comes out to sit on the ramp as we are quickly down to two men.

Jinder hits a Ed Leslie-approved High Knee for a 2 count. Mahal continues on the offense with a Full Nelson Slam and becomes very frustrated by being unable to put Bo away.

Bo fights back and goes for the Spear, but Jinder side steps and Bo slams throat-first on the middle rope. Jinder slaps on the Camel Clutch....and we have a new #1 Contender!

Winner: Jinder Mahal

Time: 8:26

Next week Jinder Mahal will challenge Seth Rollins for the NXT Championship! Jinder puts Bo back in the Camel Clutch, but Seth runs in for the save, running off his top contender.

-That is it for this week. It went really quick and shockingly didn't drag at all.