Day Fifty Seven

Jan 11, 2014

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Have you ever played the drinking game, "Never have I ever" in which people shout out crazy acts — usually sexual — and whoever has done it has to take a sip? I'm not really a big fan of the game, but I now have a new act that I can drink to. Never have I ever...had sex on an air mattress! And after yesterday's taxi cab beej, I feel like I need to play this game!

D. bought it a few days ago and we decided to christen it...just for the hell of it. Because, hey when you get a new piece of furniture, you should really have sex on it, right? (Just like my great aunt's table...)

D. was very concerned that there wouldn't be "enough bounce back". So he took it upon himself to find a position which would allow one of us to be off of the mattress and therefore better able to thrust. After perusing the pages (and reminding me that we still have to do the Erotic Accordion...shit, I keep forgetting about that weird one), he chose The Mermaid. I protested since it required the guy to stand and the mattress clearly wouldn't work for that. But D. said he had a plan. He pulled off his boxers and knelt at the foot of the air mattress with a proud look on his face like he had just invented the next social media craze or something.

"Ummm OK," I said, not at all convinced.

But I decided to go with it. I think too often I call the shots in the bedroom and I wanted to make sure D. had a say. (Do you find that you're often the decision maker when it comes to sex? Or does your guy usually take the reins?)

I lay back and lifted my legs at a 90 degree angle. D. actually surprised me with oral first. And I have to say this was absolutely the perfect position for that! D. was able to go for a while without having his head and neck at a weird angle. And it was a unique sensation having my legs up while he was down there. If you haven't tried it, I highly recommend it!

Then he pulled away and knelt again. He pushed into me and started thrusting. I felt a little funny with my hands by my side staring at the ceiling so I tweaked the position and propped myself up on my elbows. Not only did I feel less awkward, but it gave me a perfect view of all the action.

I didn't climax, but I think I'm going to have to try this one again. Something about the view was really hot and afterward D. told me he noticed me looking and said it was such a turn-on.

As for the air mattress, here's my take: if you find yourself on an air mattress and want to eff, go for it. But it's really not necessary to blow it up and put it next to your bed just to see what it's like. Unless of course you want to be able to drink when someone says, "Never have I ever banged on an inflatable bed."

Do you ever check out the action while you're having sex? Do you like when your guy does or does it make you self-conscious? And what's your favorite position for receiving oral? What's the craziest piece of furniture you've ever christened?