Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are rumoured to have ended their marriage after 31 years. Apparently, a union that has survived Ozzy's addiction to drugs and alcohol, and his profuse domestic violence, has buckled under the strain of Sharon gaining a public profile. The moral of the story seems to be that being beaten by your out-of-control husband shouldn't be tolerated in the first place, because it might be a sign that your partner doesn't have your best interests at heart. Who knew?