West Coast bacon impresarios, J&D Foods, and The Oatmeal have teamed up for the collaboration that promises to be “like making out with tasty napalm.” The balm is also loaded with SPF 15 but, sadly, doesn’t come with its own banh mi.

"More than any other contemporary African-American athlete, his ability to thrive in the pressure cooker of corporate America, while never making any embarrass­ing 'I’m not black, I’m universal' comments or selling his soul rather than just his visage, makes him a role model"

“Though his work for human rights is unassailable, the books grow worse and worse, the tales of his derring-do more and more farfetched. Finally, without at all forgiving him his lies, one feels sorry for Kosinski.”