Pele is Football`s answer to racing`s Fitzgerald. Everybody is great according to him. England will be lucky to get a draw with Costa Rica, the only team they have a chance of beating. Italy and Uruguay will both hammer them.

Pele is Football`s answer to racing`s Fitzgerald. Everybody is great according to him. England will be lucky to get a draw with Costa Rica, the only team they have a chance of beating. Italy and Uruguay will both hammer them.

I owned an Octopus once. It was brilliant and could play most musical instruments, piano, guitar, trumpet, mouth organ, violin. etc. A guy bet me 10k in a pub one night that it couldn`t play the bagpipes. I took the bet. For 20 minutes, it rolled about the floor with the bagpipes but couldn`t get a note out of them and I begrudgingly gave the guy the 10k. I was very angry and yelled at the Octopus, "I thought you could play any musical instrument"??

"Play it?", he replied "I was trying to get the knickers off it"!!

I owned an Octopus once. It was brilliant and could play most musical instruments, piano, guitar, trumpet, mouth organ, violin. etc. A guy bet me 10k in a pub one night that it couldn`t play the bagpipes. I took the bet. For 20 minutes, it rolled abo