Things better than a Lone Star Hog Sweatshirt: A&M mailing every Texan $1,000 and a handwritten apology for existing. Having a personal Whataburger drive-thru. Actually, a private Whataburger. Congress sitting down and saying, "Hey guys, let's be reasonable." Things softer than a Lone Star Hog Sweatshirt: Three black lab puppies climbing on top of you and then falling asleep. A luxurious blanket in a warm cabin after being stranded on Mount Everest for 4 days. Lady Liberty's handkerchief as she dries the tears from your eyes upon returning from 5 years in a foreign prison for a crime you were framed for. Things to do in a Lone Star Hog Sweatshirt: Netflix, obviously. Walk around town or campus, and...