Two drinks:Palin is unable to give specific examples for McCain/Republican policiesBident insults Obama or the Democratic partyEither candidate references "Wall Street" or "Main Street"Either candidate mispronounces a foreign leader's nameEither candidate tries to convince people energy dependence is the number 1 foreign policy issueEither candidate uses proximity to foreign borders as an example of foreign policy experienceEither candidate actually looks at one another

Finish your drink:Palin mentions George Bush (by name)Palin tears off her face, revealing her as a TerminatorPalin is actually Tina FeyBiden's face turns bright red and then explodesGwen Ifill, pissed off by both candidates, storms off state while muttering to herselfBiden unhinges his jaw and swallows Palin whole