8bitwintermute - 2009-04-14 I truly do not have the necessary mental capacity to fully experience this.....

that's the only explanation

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-24 This technique is very important. First, you run away. Then, you offer your attacker money. Finally, you are slapped. This is the technique.

kingofthenothing - 2009-06-23 no, no, you weren't paying attention. You try to run away. You fail. You offer your attacker money but they slap you because that's not what they're after. You agree to do what the attacker says, and you get raped somewhere, killed, and tossed off a bridge, only to be found in Winter in some other city by some kids playing on the ice. Your corpse will be unrecognizable by this point and the kids will be snot-nosed little punks who will break the ice so they can poke sticks at you. Some time later, your body will float onward, never to be found again.

Time Travel Mishap - 2009-08-20 If he is the spirit of martial arts, who is the master who teaches him about letting things go past so you can fly?