-A master fighter in the ancient chinese fighting style of "Abduhlanism-Jujitsu*".
-One who can, and is a master at, shifting his own shape to closely resemble that of any geometrical shape know to man.
-Any one who can fluently communicate with chimpanzees.

*(note Abduhlanism-Jujitsu is not real and in no way actually has anything to do with ancient china or even the present china)

Ancient Chinese scholars once said; "Pitty the one who makes Alex Abdallah mad. For if you anger the beast inside, he will go all abdullahablongadda on your sorry ass!"