It’s a sad day when you realize you have worn out the elastic in a pair of underwear. There are some bits of clothing that should be upgraded before they get to that stage. Socks fall into this same category. When you get to the point that you have a toe sticking out, it means you overshot the expiration date by at least a month.

Wait… since he put on his underwear on his head… what about his pants? That’s gotta be uncomfortable and I’m fortunate enough to have a lot of underwear (and know how to use them) but unfortunately: I don’t like a lot of them… since my mother usually buys my stuff…

I think that because he d put his pants on first, it threw off his whole “dressing rhythm”, hence him trying to get them on over his head.
I knw I’m the same what if I put my left shoe on first, I have this hard time getting the right on one properly. My dressing rhythm gets messed up.

My socks always wear a hole through the heel before I get a hole in the toe. If I wore tube socks I guess that wouldn’t happen but I can’t stand it when the seam doesn’t line up, so at best they’d only last twice as long. I just can’t pass up an opportunity to discuss my socks.

@ flashback: Maybe Chris meant not to confuse those who might be left wondering what the heck ‘voy-la’ means. Which in Spanish would mean ‘I go the,’ a phrase fittingly obtuse for this particular Tuesday.