As the mail starts to arrive for the purchasers, we are just trying to navigate our way around the Post Office web site (badly designed).How come they’re so organised?

The answer, in part, is they don’t have Jensen (IVs seriously derailed us). But I also get the feeling that Mrs M isn’t the sort of person who suddenly discovers five litres of out-of-date UHT milk in the back of her cupboard (as I did this morning). Still, I have learned something.UHT milk can go off. And it smells even more disgusting than regular UHT milk

After five hours packing and de-cluttering, we have jettisoned lunch out and ordered in a pizza from Dominos (super ace web site).

It was never meant to be like this. We’d planned a grand tour of all the places we loved and a big party and lots of goodbyes. But here we are with our laptop and dongle waiting for a 50/50 customised margarita and a chocolate melt.