18 Popsicle Instagram Captions for your Insta

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Instagram Captions for Popsicle

Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one. -Frank Iero

People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN’T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort. -Brandon Sanderson

I don’t drink anymore… I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. -Dean Martin

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows? -Oscar Nunez

I always go to the Agriculture Building, where they make apple cider popsicles for a dollar. -Kate DiCamillo

I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. -Libba Bray

Negative, I am a meat popsicle. -Bruce Willis

Her hair was strawberry blond, and she had the shape of a popsicle stick: turn her sideways and she practically disappeared. -Becca Fitzpatrick

Well, we better be quick and not become human popsicles. I’m going to be really upset at you if I freeze to death. (Shahara) -Sherrilyn Kenyon

We gotta see-saw until we unthaw those Popsicle toes. -Michael Franks

So many people treat you like you’re a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window. -Gerard Way

Our family room, where we live, is about togetherness and ease. Nothing in my house is too formal. There are no coasters on tables; the kids can eat Popsicles on the couch if they want to. I let them ride these little cycles we got for them when they were 3 that have rubber wheels and no pedals. -Cindy Crawford

Okay, well, let’s do a little reenactment. I’m the gay-looking DiCaprio and you’re Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you’ll have to let me go and I’ll turn into a huge gay Popsicle. -P. C. Cast

Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara… I’m a f****n’ princess! -Gerard Way

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he’s probably bored as hell. -Gerard Way

Yours is… il sent comme lavande.” Is that French for ‘You stink’?” It means ‘lavender’.” Huh.” She sniffed at her wrist. “I thought

I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don’t have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi) -Sherrilyn Kenyon