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At only fourteen years old, Chloe Grace Moretz is easily more mature than many people her age, which can make dating a challenge. On 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!), she reaffirmed her infatuation with Ryan Gosling from a magazine interview.

"I think everyone's a little obsessed with him," she said. Handler agreed with her on that point, but noticed something else happening as well.

"You're very flirtatious," Handler told her. "You are. I'm a girl and I can feel it."

As for who she's going to date, though, Handler asked if she suspected she would date older men. "I'm thinking 70s," Moretz quipped.

Jaime Pressly talked about her passion for MMA (mixed martial arts) on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!). After a childhood in which she was heavily into boxing, Pressly said that as the years passed "boxing kind of got a little boring."

Enter the UFC. "You got to be able to box, jiu-jitsu," she said excitedly. "It's wrestling, it's on the ground."

But don't look for Pressly to train up to get into the ring any time soon. When Handler asked her if she'd ever been in a fight with a girl, Pressly admitted that she had, but dismissed it. "Yeah, but when I was 17," she said. For now, at least, she'll stick to acting.

Chelsea Handler suggested that Gary Oldman's kids might be more impressed with his video game work than with his filmography on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!). Probably most younger people have spent far more time with his voice as Viktor Reznov in 'The Call of Duty' games than they ever have watching his movies.

In describing the experience of recording for the games, Oldman said it was very loud. "You go into a booth and you scream your lungs out," he said. "You can only do it in five minute bursts because you have to go take a Tylenol."

Wilson then talked about the psychic experience she had when she went to a psychic on the recommendation of Cummings. She described a bizarre experience then, with the psychic flirting and talking to various spirits as if it was a joke. But by the end, she had made a sobbing true believer out of Wilson.

It didn't last, though, as it seemed Wilson gained a little skepticism when she left. "I walk out front and my car has been towed," she said. "I'm like, Could she have told me that?"

Scott Porter may be heating up 'Hart of Dixie' right now as lawyer George Tucker, but acting isn't his only passion. He had a song featured in a movie he was in, 'Bandslam,' but it isn't just singing that's another passion, as he demonstrated on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!)

He was once in a fusion a cappella group which performed a variety of genres, like the contestants have to on 'The Sing-Off.' In fact, when we heard his a cappella drums and guitar sounds, we couldn't help but think how well he might fit in with one of those groups on the show. It would take him back to his roots, as he has a long history in singing groups like that.

We think it's hilarious that Whitney Cummings saw this strange device that she'd never seen before in Chelsea Handler's house and didn't ask anything about it until she was on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!). She spent this whole time thinking Handler was into some kind of weird, kinky sex games and trying to figure out how she used this giant contraption.

But when she brought it up, Handler clarified. "That's an inversion thing," she said. "It's for my brother Roy. He hangs upside down on it."

She went on to say that if you can have sex while hanging upside down, you must be really good at it, to which Cummings responded, "Well, I have two TV shows, so I obviously know what I'm doing."

With allegations now of a long-term affair with Ginger White, the 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) round table tackled the latest bomb to rock the Herman Cain campaign. In the process, they dropped a bit of a bombshell of their own.

Kerri Kenney-Silver couldn't understand why these women were coming forward like this was a great club to be a part of. "I mean, yes, I used to date Herman Cain," she said. "I'm not proud of it. It's not like I'm going on national television to talk about it."

On this year's 'Victoria's Secret Fashion Show,' the woman wearing the multi-million dollar bra will be Miranda Kerr. She said it was a lot of fun to wear, while talking on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!), but more for the novelty of wearing $2.5 million dollars.

"And the boobies to go along with it," Chelsea Handler said. "Because she's still breast feeding." Kerr gave birth to a son with husband Orlando Bloom on January 6, 2011.

As for how they decide who gets to wear the bra, Kerr joked that there was "a bit of a catfight backstage." Based on the audience reaction, maybe they should be showing footage from that as well.

Comedian Sarah Colonna admitted on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!) that she really loves Dave Grohl. Only she didn't even realize quite how much. She assumed she was just a huge fan of his music.

"He came on and I was like, Oh now I'd like to--" she admitted.

When she did get the opportunity to talk to him, Grohl asked about the outfit she was wearing, and Colonna found herself so unable to speak, her friend Jen Kirkman had to jump in and save her. "Yeah, flip-flops," she finally got out ... which totally saved the moment, I'm sure.

Chelsea Handler doesn't tip-toe around topics, so it was no surprise that she asked as directly as she did about rumors of Drake and Nicki Minaj hooking up on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!). When she asked what the deal was, he asked her in what context.

"In penetration context," she said. "There's rumor that you were hitting that."

Drake refused to get into any specifics, instead saying that he was a huge fan of Minaj. But when Handler said she would take that as confirmation, he responded with, "Fair enough."

This is the way we like our Muppets. They need to be interacting with the real world as if they are real themselves. So why not have them hit the promotional circuit just as much as Jason Segel to promote their new movie, as Miss Piggy does here on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!).

Of course, this is Chelsea Handler, so the questions inevitably turned to sex. But when Handler wanted to know how far she and Kermit had gone, Piggy proved a master at interviews, by cleverly evading the question. It's a completely inappropriate question, after all, and more importantly -- we don't really want to know the answer!

For Shailene Woodley's twentieth birthday, she got to spend it talking to the press. That's because the day coincided with the Los Angeles premiere of her new film 'The Descendants.' But, George Clooney wasn't going to just let the day go by, as we learned on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!).

Whereas many young women might love the idea of George Clooney leading the premiere crowd in a rousing rendition of the 'Happy Birthday' song, Woodley agreed with Chelsea Handler that the moment was best described as embarrassing. We suspect, though, she'll remember it fondly in years to come.

Last summer Chelsea Handler was feeling pretty relaxed about upcoming contract negotations with the E! Network, hinting that she might quit if things didn't work out to her satisfaction. "We'll see how it goes," she told 'THR.' "It may turn out that I'm done altogether. I can't keep doing the same thing, my brain is bleeding."

Well now it seems as thought things have gone her way. And how! Deadline reports that Handler's just inked a very lucrative two-year deal with E!, which will not only see her talk show, 'Chelsea Lately,' renewed through 2014, but also gives her production company, Borderline Amazing Prods, a first-look deal with E! and parent company NBC Universal.

The price tag? A whopping $25 million, which surely more than makes up for any feelings of boredom or fatigue that may arise. Announcing the new deal, Suzanne Kolb, President of E! said, "Chelsea is an extraordinary talent whose smart, clever, no-holds-barred point of view has clearly been embraced by viewers."

"Go f*** yourself!" she said directly into the camera. She was kidding, of course. But she was serious in wondering how Richards could have such a calm relationship with someone who "can be such a hot mess."

"I keep it about the kids," Richards said. "I think it's important for them to see us get along." And for as long as she can, she feels they should be protected from some of Sheen's more eccentric behavior, while not keeping them completely away from their father.

Chelsea Handler tried to get inside Kirsten Dunst's head about playing a depressed character on 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!). Dunst said the experience was cathartic, as it was a rare performance opportunity. So she fully embraced it and enjoyed it.

But Handler was excited about one other aspect of Dunst's performance. "You showed your boobies, which were very spectacular, I must say," she told her.

Dunst gave all credit to the fact that she was lying on her back for the shot, but Handler was insistent that they're "nice and beautiful and natural," in case anyone was wondering. All is well in that department.