Glad to see the triumphant return of Commodore Hustle. I was wondering where you'd go with it after the whole battle with your nemesis thing. Additionally: word to all the other Loading Ready Runners out there.

The Vanilla Ice reference was great. And yes, hurrah for Nerf Guns. Also, I thought that the first creepy doll was a plushy version of that freak from Nier. Either that or a very badly done No-Face (ala Spirited Away).

I love this one! I've become fascinated with building up my Nerf Armory lately - two swords, one ax, two Mavericks, the mini guns with the electronic target board, and HELLA lots of whistler darts! And unlike my other nerdy collections (vinyl toys), I actually play with these! I even named my ax: The Marriage Counselor. (All disputes between my husband and I are decided by Nerf wars.)

Fantastic. But, this should've been the Commodore hustle to introduce to the escapist. Gay chicken only works if you know morgan and bill. Hot water wasn't really a CH. Its not like the storyline order is important; how long have you had this moonbase anyway?