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7 Must-See WTF Cumshots

Unfortunately, cumshots can be totally overlooked and underappreciated in porn today. Most people are preoccupied with the actual fuckin’ or the performers to give a shit about the dude’s climax and cumshot. But there are some moments and some cumshots that you just can’t ignore – and they range from “What the hell just happened?” to “Ewww, that’s pretty nasty.” Either way, you’re bound to say WTF! to these cumshots!

Snorting loads gives new meaning to the term “booger sugar.” And leave it to Porno Dan to provide a truly inspiring, WTF, and offbeat cum-snorting series. I can’t help but wonder what kind of an effect jizz would have on your sinuses and nasal passages, but I guess it’s worth it if you’re addicted to cum.

How do you like your corn? On the cob? Grilled with a lil salt and butter? How about “creamed” corn? I think we’ve all seen our share of whipped cream and chocolate sauce and other standard, culinary fare in porno – but what about creamed corn straight from the can?!? This is truly creamed corn with an extra serving of “cream.” And by cream, I mean … cum.

Well, most of these Roman titles are shot POV, so you never see Johnny's face -- and you never really see his cumshots either. Johnny gets really theatrical, vocal, and loud before he climaxes – but where’s the load? I swear, I’ve watched so many of these Roman titles and the dude has a non-existent cumshot. The guy ejaculates like a Visine droplet. For as much as the guy screams and carries on, the money shot comes up a little short.

Personally, I’ve always been a strong proponent of man-mayonnaise and food combinations. Who couldn’t use a little more protein with their meals, huh??? Immediately following a blowjob, the guy splooges all over some kind of food item – and then she eats it! Simple, quick, and delish! Feast your eyes on mouthwatering combos like Vienna sausage and cum, tossed salad with a cum vinaigrette, a shot of Jack with a cum chaser, a jizz-filled taco, and worst of all … sperm-covered Spam. This one ain’t for the faint of heart, my friends!

The throwback WTF cumshot. The AVN hall-of-famer and adult film legend deserves the distinction of having monumental WTF! cumshots from the 80s and 90s. In terms of volume, the dude had some serious man-juice stored in his nut sack, you understand me? It’s been stated that he averaged 8-10 ejaculations per climax. Impressively, North could also shoot his jizzum super far distances.

Monsters of Jizz is one of my favorite series of all time. Think short, humorous sex scenes followed up with a monstrous, clearly unnatural load. First off, the cum is NOT real, but it is incredibly over-the-top, messy, and ridiculous. Personally, I think they used something like pina colada mix. When you get to see the unreal cum blasts, it's practically impossible not to say WTF? to this stellar series.

The HotMovies fave is beloved for his "dropping loads" catchphrase and obviously needs to be acknowledged in a WTF cumshots list. I remember the first time I saw a Nick Manning movie and I vividly remember myself saying "WTF did he just say? Did that handsome fella just say dropping fucking loads?!?" Nick Manning is a treasure of the porn industry. What a stud!

Look, there's a lot of porn out there, which means a lot of cumshots. And we might have missed some of YOUR favorite WTF cumshot moments. If you'd like to mention some of your own, tweet them to @HotMovies