One look at this sweater is all you need to know that there's a side of ol' Saint Nick that he's been hiding. He's always been a jolly fella with rosy cheeks and a big red coat. But now you know he may have been hiding stolen guns and bootlegged jeans under that coat all this time, and his red face is probably from hitting the spiked egg nog a little too hard!

At least this unexpected development gave us the perfect design to put on this Free Santa Christmas Sweater! It lets you show off a very different side of Kris Kringle than we're all used to, so you can easily kick off a discussion about the North Pole's criminal justice system at your next holiday party. Or, if you don't want to risk starting a political argument with your fellow partygoers over Santa getting special treatment in jail, because he's golfing buddies with the mayor of the North Pole, you can just tell everyone it's a funny, festive looking sweater that also keeps you toasty on cold winter nights. Even though you darn well know that Santa totally owns the North Pole police department... there's no other way he could get away with flying around with unlicensed reindeer...