At some point, someone actually thought that would get the ol' taste buds to watering.

The fine people at Archie McPhee decided that that poster needed to be turned into a dashboard bobble...pig. I own this, it is on the dash of my car:

They also made a serving tray, which I also own.

They also have a BBQ kit with "Slicey" that includes wipes and bibs with his picture, with "Let's Get Messy". I don't own that one, but as a fan of things that might creep out random guests, I do appreciate it.

Once I ate a couple of bratwursts and got the worst (wurst?!) hiccups I ever had. They went on for several hours and would not abate. I tried a few things after talking a doctor who called me back and nothing worked. My back was wracked in pain after several hours of hiccuping every second and I was exhausted from not sleeping. He told me to to to the ER.

When I went to the ER they asked me what was wrong. I said: "I have hiccups." and she looked at me funny. So I added "For several hours now" and they let me in.

It was a slow night and I did not have to wait long. The doctor came in and talked to me and was puzzled. When he came back he had a book. (This was about 25 years ago so not as much Internet). He literally had to look up what to do.

He asked if I had someone to drive me home and I told him I did, He said "I'll be right back" and came back with a large needle and told me to drop my drawers.

The shot was thorazine. It is a severe muscle relaxant.

My hiccups went away within two minutes. But the shot was kicking in. I could barely make it to the car. By the time I got home my wife almost could not get me up the steps.

The next morning I was wide awake but so lethargic all I could do was lay there.

A roommate of mine told me he was an orderly on a mentalward at some point, and he and a buddy arranged to getsome Thorazine, just to see what it was all about. He saidthey slipped into a supply closet and took them, and proceededto sit down and stare at each other while drooling for a couplehours, completely unable to form a single rational thought.

buckler:A roommate of mine told me he was an orderly on a mental ward at some point, and he and a buddy arranged to get some Thorazine, just to see what it was all about. He said they slipped into a supply closet and took them, and proceeded to sit down and stare at each other while drooling for a couple hours, completely unable to form a single rational thought.

Coming on a Bicycle:The first item needs a lot of explanation to make it creepy for us ('For the benefit of our blind friends...'), so much so that I think that even the author probably believes that it really isn't so creepy (a nipple is showing? Are you guys in the US really that far gone?).

Yes, yes we are. They blur babies butts on "America's Funniest Home Videos" so the FCC won't fine them for airing "Baby porn".