Well we're on the home straight. Can you believe that when we started this charade, we'd actually make it to the end? Like, ACTUALLY?! Mental...

S is gonna be the best one variety and heavy-hitters wise bar B by my reckoning (eg. how many good bands I can fit on the poster. I actually ran out of room on this one, whereas a few have been a right mission to fill). Be swell to see some of you folk there as ever. Got a good little group consistently turning out now and with just 5 more to go after this, they should all be great nights to tell the grandchildren about: "Grandpa... who are Stretch 'n' Vern?"

T = 11th April (NB. Not the third Friday of the month like usual due to Easter )
UV = 16th May
W = 20th June (this is gonna be a lot better than you'd think, loads of good artists)
XYZ# = 18th July

Massive fuck off blow out party thing in September where we play anything we like but in strict alphabetical order (date TBC).

Mental how much good stuff there is this month. Over 8 hours of stuff and that's using pretty much just 1 track of every artist and excluding more left field stuff like Shit robot, SBTRKT, Sampha etc which I just can't see getting a look in.

But just come say hi to any of the DJs and we can point out which other freaks post on here . We'll also tell you who we are. There's me (vamos, called Sean, I have a big gap in my teeth), nice_squirrel (that's Sophie, she's easy to spot as she isn't male like the rest of the gang) who goes out with Bamos (Bamos) and lastly there's Loz (who rarely posts on here but watches from on high).