1. The Republicans should just come out and say what they really want

In short: die, middle class and impoverished Americans. You're a drain to us, the elite. We don't want to provide health care for you, educate your children, or take care of you in your old age.

We want you to work your butts off for as long as you can and for as little pay as we can get by paying you, pay your taxes, and die before you can take anything you've put in back out.

We want your children, not ours, to go off and fight in our wars because we own the big defense contractors and make tons of money on wars. But it's best if most soldiers just die on the battle field, because we don't want to provide health care for them if they're injured, nor do we want to hire them when they return after serving their country. (They might have mental issues after seeing the horrific things that happen in war first hand, which would cost us money to treat.)

We want you to eat the food our companies make, without knowing what's in it, where it comes from, or what damage its consumption might cause.

We want our companies to be immune from prosecution, because we're better than you, and shouldn't be held accountable for our actions like everyone else.

So, take what we offer, don't complain about it, don't get sick, and if you do get sick die quickly so you won't be a burden to us.

After all, we have multi-million dollar houses to tear down so we can build bigger houses, new cars and boats to buy, and vacations to take. We are tired of listening to you complain about equality, shared sacrifice, and all that other crap. We're keeping what's ours, you get nothing.