A man took his ailing grandmother to see the local doctor.Doctor: Open your mouth Grandma…Grandma: Your wife roams around with your compounder every evening…Just don’t open my mouth more than this.

Astrology: Your palm says thatYou have a lot of money under the houseBut it will not be of any use or use to you.Kallu: – Panditji is rightly said.There are banks just below my flat!

Girl: – Brother, please return this dress .. which was taken yesterdayShopkeeper: – What happened sister. Did not like the color or print?Girl: – It is a matter of wearing itPhoto was uploaded on Facebook and Whatsapp status ..Not a single one came!

Professor: – Explain what the hand bracelet means to RCPappu: – Women who drive by wearing bracelets in their hands,The police do not ask them for RCProfessor sir set all the books on fire.

Sharma reached to the psychiatristDoctor – “What’s the problem”“We have no problem.” We are Emperor Akbar, the emperor may have a problem. The problem is of our begum Jodha Bai.“What’s their problem?”“She thinks she is Mrs. Sharma

A friend – what else is going on in lifeThe second friend – Ghashaddrabhashvajvabbad.First friend – not understanding anything?Second friend – yes this is going on.

Wife – What do I donate my old clothes?Husband – throw away, what to donate ..Wife – No, there are many poor, hungry and thirsty women in the world, anyone will wear a bachari…Husband – Whoever comes to your clothes, will not be hungry or thirsty… Now the husband is absconding from home.

Girl: – Brother, pour 100 rupees of petrol.Petrolman: – Put ma’am.Girl: – How many rupees?Petrolman: – Two hundred, but you give one hundred and fifty!