Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).

"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."