A Mom Made A Dress Out Of Donated Pubic Hair And We’ve Got Some Questions

Sarah Louise Bryan is a mother of two who pulled herself out of homelessness by creative a dress made of 3,000 Skittles. Impressive! But art is nothing without suffering, which ostensibly is the reason her current masterpiece consists of donated pubes.

The inspiration, surprisingly or not, I can’t decide, was Lady Gaga’s infamous meat dress. “I wanted to beat her at the title of most disgusting dress,” 28-year-old Bryan told The Mirror. “I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair?” said Bryan. Haha, nobody, ever, in the history of the world. “I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought what would be the worst thing to have on your dress.” Some things you just can’t argue.

Bryan spent six months collecting pubes via Twitter and stashing them in her poor 13-year-old son’s bedroom, who may or may not file for emancipation as soon as he turns 18.