What does that even mean? Is all satire pretentious and artsy to you? I don't detect any amount of pretension in this site. I think it's a genuinely awesome site --that's why I fav'd the original. The point of the contest is to make purposefully f*ggy art, not point out that art sites are f*ggy. We already know that.

after a date with an asian girl, my mother asked me "is it true what they say about asian girls? they dont have very much pubic hair??" right now she is yelling at my father, explaining that she is taking a shower because she doesnt want to go to the emergency room smelling like pee.