I have said it before and I will keep saying it until someone hears me…because I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true…and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat-chick-in-training who has a sloppy body, an average-at-best fat chick face, whose tits may be big and saggy already at 19, and who will have the rest of her quickly follow suit…but until that happens, she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut.

Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antarctica because Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year, because she gets hits as the public is brainwashed into liking her, so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard even though it is freezing…reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating, because if you have fucked fat chicks like I have, you will know their hard nipples are barely hard because they take up too much surface area.

She’s low-grade pussy at best. Stop fucking celebrating her! It is an injustice! Freedom has been attacked…