Submissions are well underway for Ninja Warrior, America's interpretation of the hit Japanese game Sasuke. Like this guy here, a minute or two of talking and introductions and then the rest of the video is a parade of "I Didn't Know the Human Body Could Do That." Enjoy!

So, Damien Walters is just a superhero, right? Like, he was bitten by a radioactive spider monkey and this is what he's able to do. Because people aren't supposed to be able to move like that, last I checked.