While everyone else has been out shopping for chilli ingredients and beer, we've been slaving away, sifting through the full rosters of the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos in search of our very own off-field MVP of Super Bowl XLVIII. Why do we toil over such a burdensome task of scouring the web for sexy images of world-class athletes? It's the Lord's work, really, and we're happy to give up our precious time to cross-reference Google Images and NFL.com so that even one of you might be able to confidently answer "who's your favorite player?" at a Super Bowl party on Sunday.