"What's the big deal!?" I would have yelled except the exertion of the ninka kick set my headache off anew. Still, good to know I had my skills about me. I was seriously considering opening a can of whoopass on the hag but it seemed this other guy had other ideas and it would kind of be rude to interrupt. Then again it did look like she just tried to blow me up.

ACTION: if Leo rolls a 3 or greater, strategically retreat to beside him and listen to the conversation.

If Leo rolls a 2 or less, attempt a full Nelson on the hag as a means of restraint.

It is very difficult to hit anything when distracted by the pain of the scratch. But, you do manage to make a somewhat proper punch (the wolf has to dodge at +1)

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AirJordan:Looks for stuffYou roll a: 5

You've found a Glock 17. You give it several tries... Shooting stuff is fun. You give it even more tries, and that's when you notice it has infinite amount of ammunition. Cool.

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nerd:Looks for a very long ropeYou roll a: 1

You do find a nice rope. You grab it to bring the car down, which is when you realise it's actually a snake. A constrictor snake, to be slightly more accurate but not entirely precise.

Roll to dodge a snake: 5"Get off me!, you yell at snake."Say sorry first", the snake said"Alright, I'm sorry, I mistook you for a length of rope""Huh, I see"And the snake slithers away. You've apparently learnt to speak Parseltongue during the course of the Automation meetup party. How peculiar.

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pyrlix:Looks for towers, or housesYou roll a: 4

You wander, in hopes of finding shelter, and you see an observation tower. (The same one Speedemon saw). Want to get closer?

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SkylineFTW97:Runs towards Pyrlix's robotYou roll a: 5

Along the way, you find, ummm, let's say, one of Jeremy Clarkson's hammers. Yeah. You can fix everything now. You also find a Snickers bar, since you're not yourself when you're hungry.

Yeah, you also get to Siemens-01, assembling a bicycle.

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EnryGT5:Looks for a potential weaponYou roll a: 2

Sorry, but you've found nothing. It's partly because it's a rather empty area, and partly because you got distracted by a dude speaking a snake language.

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Leonardo9613:Tries to get a hangover cure from the hag.You roll a: 5

"Oh, sweetie, you should have said so first." She turns into a lovely grandma, and gives you a potion. You drink it. "Now you'll never have hangover again. Now, wait a moment, I have someone to deal with."

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Speedemon:Goes into the Trailblazer Hut You roll a: 6

You open the door with ease. You see a nicely furnished interior. Suddenly, you hear a creak. You look down, and see a trapdoor opening underneath you. You're falling.

Roll to dodge the fall: 5

You double jump back to safety. Wait wat. wtf did you guys learn at the meetup.

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titleguy1:Grab some water and some candyYou roll a: 2

Oh no, the hag has spotted you. Shit.

Roll to dodge a potion hurled towards you: 5

You grab the potion with your hand. Now it's yours.

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strop: Listens in on Leo's conversation with a hag.You roll a: 6

Good news? You've heard all of the conversation. Bad news? The mention of hangover only amplified your headache. God dammit.

Roll to dodge a headache: 4

With your will, and determination, you carry on through the pain. The headache soon subsides.

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conan:Walks out of the Starting ForestYou roll a: 3

You did not leave the forest yet (it is kinda large). You are, however, halfway through. You even meet that guy you tried to run over last game. He's looking at the tower in the distance.

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JasonPoland:Looks for an opportunity to be a hero.You roll a: 3

You see a person fighting with a wolf. Whether you interpret that as wild animal attack, or as animal cruelty, is up to you. It is kinda far from you. You'll have to get there first.

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NPC actions:

Siemens-01:Tries to assemble a bicycleYou roll a: 2

Sorry, all of the scrap metal went towards the construction of you. You'll have to find the resources somewhere else. A guy runs up to you.

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The wolf:Continues attacking the anime cosplayerYou roll a: 1

What a bad timing. As you lunge to bite the guy, he tries to punch you. It's very difficult to dodge that. (-2 to dodging)

Roll to dodge an anime punch: 4-2+1=3

You manage to almost get out of the way. You lose 3 HP. And you miss. You'd have missed anyways, but still.

Sweet mother of guns! but I do wish it was silent *realising that gunshots made dizziness and headache worse* or made any sense what's going on. Well leps pack that and move on... but where? Water! Water is always good. It will help me gather my thoughts and maybe find some civilisation.

Darn... Not enough metals. Well, i'll just wander to the observation tower with my trusty friend. Away from those mad men here. Shooting around, talking with hags and fighting wolves in a cosplay...And maybe i can or siemens-01 can climb on the observation tower and examine whats going on.

Action: Walk to the Observation Tower.

Siemens-01 Command: Blast some Rammstein and think about a possible construction at the Tower. (and follow me) *screamed*

<Killrob> you commited a lot of crimes... among others against: 1) international minimum intelligence laws 2) human rights to a brain 3) act against devolution of the human mind

*finds Siemens-01's bicycle*It's not a car, but it could work. *inspects* Of course. But nothing my trusty hammer and I can't fix!*stands triumphantly holding hammer to the sky*Now, I'm pretty sure this goes here...Action: Assembles bicycle