I was just minding my own business, you know, surfing websites, kicking Cloudy, reading emails, and talking to Shuyin on MSN, when suddenly, I came across something in my Gmail.

Totally unsuspectingly, I read it, and burst out laughing.

I present to you, CHRISOPHER (without the T mind you):

TICKLE TICKLE ITCHY!!!

Since I was so traumatized, I thought, well, I might as well traumatize Shuyin also.

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Xiaxue says:Aiyo wendy sister cannot tahan already see you wear qipao so busty can you push my face there oh can see grand canyon.see you wear mini skirt aw my two fingers tickle tickle itchy already run in to there when i sit with you : )

Xiaxue says:ur friend ah

Xiaxue says:emailed me

Shuyin says:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:ah

Shuyin says:get it out of my innocent sight

Xiaxue says:

Shuyin says:do u feel aroused?

Xiaxue says:very

Xiaxue says:i am touching myself to his childish words

Xiaxue says:oh

Xiaxue says:oh

Xiaxue says:oh

Shuyin says:wendy, I am so disappointed in you

Shuyin says:is that all it takes to turn u on?

Xiaxue says:i know u also aroused

Shuyin says:*shakes head*

Shuyin says:why would i be aroused by someone touching you?

Shuyin says:the hand/finger might belong to someone 60+ yrs old

Xiaxue says:u know u want me

Shuyin says:all wrinkled

Shuyin says:maybe some dirt hidden between the wrinkled creases

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(I continue reading emails, and some other emails later ...)

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KNNBCCB!!!!

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Xiaxue says:got one more!!!

Xiaxue says:oh wendy sister how are you leh,i better run and hide before you chase after me with your slipper.Oh you are so petite fun can carry you around hiak hiak do you dote me : ) muack me i am so bored.

Shuyin says:what's with the wendy sister sia

Xiaxue says:ur friend, u ask me

Shuyin says:i dun have such friend la

Shuyin says:the closest thing is you liao

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CHAO TURTLE, this fucker haven't finish with his nonsense ah!!!!?

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Xiaxue says:OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

Xiaxue says:got one more!

Xiaxue says:oh sister how are you ,cute pics aw nice butt lye down i want t o spank you ,i want to rubba you wendy sister : ) oh i a m so naughty : ) .Can you hug me oh i pretend not to see when i walk past you ,then wow my face end up on your bosom : ) boing boing so bouncy aw sister are so hot,your pics mini skirt ,can igive you a good workout ,come i give you a ride . How are you are you feeling better ,so can i kick you come hiak eh hiak . no i prefer spanking you you sister piak piak,Then you ahahah on my god : ) so fun.So you are very horny ,i wonder sister how long you can last in bed , hm... come and test me we prepare a stopwatch : )

Shuyin says:what's with the hiak?

Shuyin says:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shuyin says:hiak hiak hiak!

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TICKLE TICKLE ITCHY You dote me u muack me! HIAK!!

p/s: If truth be told, I must say I totally love his use of onomatopoeia