Teresa Giudice is Returning to Bravo…From Behind Bars

Teresa Giudice stans, don’t think your heroine’s pesky 15-month prison sentence for defrauding the federal government (casual) is stopping her from killing the reality television game. The Gossip Table reports Bravo has green-lit a two-part special about The Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s family, and Teresa is set to appear. From behind bars.

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But how the hell is this possible? Unfortunately, you won’t physically see Teresa rocking an orange jumpsuit. However, you will hear her: she’ll be calling in, and those phone calls will be recorded for the show. We guess they don’t joke around in—ya know—prison.

Teresa’s husband Joe, her children, brother Joe Gorga, and his wife Melissa will all be on the show, too. It sounds like a total clusterf—k, which means A+ television.

But will Teresa’s bananas antics be the same if we can’t see her? Absolutely. She just needs to scream these quotes again loudly, and we’ll be good to go.