OMG, think of the poor mother!

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12 May 2006

Anyone fancy hearing a dead baby joke?

Okay, here we go.

A dead baby girl is found floating in a river.

She has been callously dumped into a plastic bag then tossed uncaringly into the river just hours after being born, and no doubt by the mother. It’s most likely the baby was born alive and healthy, then killed by her mother, then thrown into her watery grave just hours after entering the world.

Here’s the sick punchline:

The police sensitively implore the mother to come forward, saying: “Be assured that we’ll treat you very sensitively, we want to make sure that you’re OK, you get the proper medical care.”