And I'll be mumbling 'great minds drink alike' when I raise a glass of whiskey the following couple of weeks. It's not really a toast I guess, but you've gotta spread the wisdom. Even when it's just you and the monkey.

Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!

My favorite

I used to know a clever toast,
But now I cannot think it,
So fill your glass to anything,
And damn your souls, I'll drink it!

Lastly,
Here's to the bee that stung the bull and started the bull to buckin'
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and started the world to FU%&!n'

Tres cervezas satisfacen y un tiro algo que usted odia

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

My favourite is the classic: "Remember friends... The glass is neither half empty, nor half full... It just needs to be topped off!"

Or, and old Irish toast my Grandmother used to say before belting back her glass of wine with dinner: "May the path to hell grow green with grass for want of use!" (She had a million great Irish ones, I think I might have a book of them around here...)

Or: "Fellas, of all the guys I've ever known... You're some of them."

"A toast to Dave here on his birthday! Man, of all the guys I've ever known... You're one of 'em."

I found this forum searching for new toasts .. I realize this thread is old but I had to add one of the few I knew since I didn't see it posted here. Lots of good ones to add to my collection by the way!

Friends may come, friends may go
Friends may peter-out, you know?
But we’ll be friends through thick or thin
Peter out, or peter in!