"If I didn't care for fun and such, I'd probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn." (Dorothy Parker)

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

An anonymous letter I received in the post this morning at my job (it had a stamp and everything):

"I don't mind your feminist articles in the paper but do we have to look at that ugly mug shot of yours. Looks like a lesbian without doubt. Seen better heads on cocks. Also have seen more cocks on TV lately than tits let alone fannies."

As much as this has done nothing to ease my own genuine self-consciousness about my quite bad headshot - and I feel like the author kind of lost his way towards the end of the letter - I must thank him/her for the wonderful phrase "seen better heads on cocks", which I plan to use liberally in conversation.

13 comments:

Lindsay
said...

That is undoubtedly the best one anyone has ever received, including Colleen, who has had some pre-etty shitballs stuff. Would be worse if it wasn't so funny. Did the person presumably male) leave a return address?

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