“I was counseling a young man with a drug problem,” he added about Friday’s incident. “It did turn strange, but it wasn’t my doing, OK? And I was adamant that I’m not participating in that way. And so that’s when the police pulled up, and they assume things, but I’m standing by my story. It’s not true.”

“I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing,” he said. [more]

Below: Enjoy the view of wifums, hovering just in-frame, boring godly laser holes into the back of Pastor’s head while he flounders cartoonishly for the camera. A Pittsburg-area divorce attorney has a very motivated new client today…