Oh, Australia. Did you really vote in the guy who wouldn’t even share all of his policies? Pfft.

“The day started like any other for Prime Minister-elect Tony Abbott, who donned his Lycra early on Sunday and set off on an early morning bicycle ride in Sydney.

“Mr Abbott looked fresh after a punishing day for Labor, which recorded its lowest vote in more than 100 years.

“On Saturday night, he told ecstatic supporters that ‘‘Australia is under new management and that Australia is once more open for business’’.

‘‘I now look forward to forming a government that is competent, that is trustworthy, and which purposefully and steadfastly and methodically sets about delivering on our commitments to you, the Australian people.’’ – Sydney Morning Herald