Oh those are not secrets. Microsoft pays my Aston Martin DB9, SCO my Alfa 8C Competizione, and my 56-room mansion here in The Netherlands is paid by IBM. I own three political parties thanks to the revenue of OSNews - and Linus owes me a favour.

In addition, at night, I run naked in the woods, screaming like a schoolgirl, burning iPods and MacBook Airs.