Maybe he’s in San Diego, Diegocestershire, part of the Duchy of Shizzcaster

and how the Grand Dukes of Shizzcaster, of Sanjosian Lands and the Princes of the Baylands to the north, down to the Monarchs of the Holy Angelican Imperium and all of the territories dependent thereof, from the Wastelands of St. Bernard to the Citadel of Holy Sacrament itself.. shall be crushed by the advances from the eastern hordes now upon thee, ready to unleash their might and force of superior video game music covering technique, and lay barren the entire Coastal Mountain realms in their strikes..