"Billie Jean"? Ugh, ugh, ugh. SO glad I'm old and have kids and can't be forced to partake in karaoke.

/"I Like Big Butts" and "Love Shack" are fun jams, though.//Do not want to hear ANYONE singing "Born in the U.S.A." or "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" - because in order to enjoy such a performance, I would have to get very, very drunk first, and no one wants to clean that up.///Aren't we all tired of Journey? No? Sigh.///Where the hell are "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" and "Joy to the World" (aka "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog")?