hi this is really funny and everything, but isn't it a takeoff of some fw called excerpts from a cat's diary? i remember cus the "awful burning chemical called soap" is "awful burning liquid called shampoo" and nagini's "ability to poison people" is the cat's "ability to cause allergies."
if it's not though.. my mistake! lol. it's really funny.

Author's Response: No, you're right. I did base parts of Nagini's diary on the cat's diary, all except for chapters 2 & 3, which I created on my own. Also, there are parts of chapter 1 that I created myself 'cause I thought the orginal was too short.
Thanks for R&Ring, though! :-D

hi this is really funny and everything, but isn't it a takeoff of some fw called excerpts from a cat's diary? i remember cus the "awful burning chemical called soap" is "awful burning liquid called shampoo" and nagini's "ability to poison people" is the cat's "ability to cause allergies."
if it's not though.. my mistake! lol. it's really funny.

nagini: I bet he'd look MUCH better in a bikini though.
elyon: made of lettuce right?
nagini: what's lettuce?
elyon: a plant that humans eat.
nagini:who in their right mind would use littese to make clothing?
elyon: i dunno, your master seems fairly insane...
i'm meltiiiiiiing! it's been months! must! read! fic! noww!

Author's Response: Hi! I appologize for not updating. :-) I kinda got sidetracked and all with being a Beta and just got busy with other things and.... well, I promise to start working on chapter 4 again. :-D

This is the best humor fic I have ever read! Please WRITE MORE!
I AM DYING TO READ MORE! I AM GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T WRITE MORE! WAAAAAAA! I'M MELTING! MELTING I TELL YOU!
Please write more! 10/10!

Author's Response: I promise, there will be more chapters, but unfortunately its going to take a little time to get it up. I'm still writing chapter 4 as we speak, and then once I finish it, I have to send it to my beta. :-) But it'll be worth the wait, I promise!

oh, wow! This is great! I love how you gave Nagini a real personality! Torturing Wormtail for exercise and doing nasty things in DE masks... not to mention keeping a diary. I love the line about how its not like anybody will post this for everyone to read... I never thought an evil snake could be so funny! (not if youre Wormtail though) Great story! 10!

Author's Response: Thanks!! I just submitted chapter 3, so it should hopefully be up soon. :-) I've always imagined Nagini to have a bit of a sarcastic side to her, that's how I came up with this whole story.
Thansk for R&Ring and the 10!