I keep wondering if the way I sneezed caused so much impact on my mid-section that my uterus seized and caused the embryo to purge out of me. Or maybe the embryo got decimated by the violent crush of my uterine wall like some torture device from the Middle Ages. Or perhaps it met with some other sneeze-related demise too gruesome for me to even imagine.

Well, just in case my little guy did survive the Darwinian sneeze test, I’ll keep best resting until Thursday morning, as prescribed, and then I’ll go in next Thursday for my beta.

In the meantime, fingers crossed that I don’t sneeze again. And also that I get pregnant.