Overheard from a Goombah deriding Pinot Noir

I am disturbed by the way people have cast aside their
strong Roman blood-line for that weak and faggoty
French-perfumed grape. One should be proud of their
Italian heritage and the manly wines that come from
their country of origin. Your grandparents are undoubtedly
rolling over in their graves at the way you have
dismissed the great wines of Italy. You should never be
ashamed to drink Italian. That should be your motto.

You should ask your family, past and present, to forgive
your transgression and never grovel to this false God,
the Prince of Pinot. Repent now before it is too late or
you will be denied permission to ever again enter the
country of Italy!