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U.S. Motors

Government Motors, the former General Motors, has a new leader, Fritz Henderson, the vice-chairman replacing the chairman, Rick Wagoner, who was fired by President Obama. To get even, Henderson will fire Vice President Biden.

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"It is not my intention to run General Motors," said Obama. But by the time he ended his pitch for the warranties, he was Mister Goodwrench.
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I hate being around people who are mad as hell and are not going to take it anymore, especially when they are Quakers.

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We will always have newspapers. You can't spread the Internet on the floor when house-training a puppy.