1600th/X-mas Run

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Hash Trash 1849

Hosts tonight were Slim Shady and Strap On
– Hare – Slim Shady. This was a Hash
with a difference – the goal was to clean up the areas between Slim Shady’s
house on Cross island Road and up and around Mt Vaea. 85.26kg

Newbies for the evening included – Elizabeth and Chris who had been brought by
Snake as a ‘legal couple from Australia’, Snake was given the down down however
as he did not clearly explain the rules.

Retreads this week included: Swinger for trying to organise his liver
transplant, Iron Lady for looking for love in all the wrong places , Titty G
for chasing Godfather around, Godfather because Titty G finally caught him,
Speedhumper has been cumming and going a lot.

Shoe inspector cunning linguist failed – so was forced to take the down down
himself.

Nomations were fast and heavy this week:
- The ‘Climaxing together award’ was presented to El Capo and Speedhumper for
climaxing together, and Strap On got one too for ‘Climaxing twice!’. It was also noted that all the newbies
climaxed too.
- Cougar received a down down for talking in the circle and Godfather was also
nominated for finding a pair of kids undies…

GM AWARD:
Went to Lewinsky because he told someone they were going to host Hash, they
were all ready but then poor Gayboy told some convoluted story about Pod, a pub
and hair pulling.
- CL was nominated for hiding in the bushes after he drank too much niu and was
nominated for pulling his pants down and ‘advertising’. This was reported by
two shocked Hash Meres.
- Slim Shady was nominated for her ‘22nd Birthday’ and setting us a
‘run to remember’. Her down down was
presented in a giant cock class, which Iron Lady helped her swallow…err drink?
She was also given a present from Snake and Fang – vibrating jewels for he rmini. It was noted it was also Malu’s
birthday too.
- Godfather was nominated for emulating Snake – and slinking away to NZ for his
70th birthday! Not a chance Godfather – both he and Mele were
presented with three glorious cakes include a giant red bra’s susu cake.

The whole premise of Slim Shady’s run was
to collect rubbish – With 33 adults and two children a whopping grand total of 85.26kg
was collected!!! MALO LAVA HASH!