Fabrication; The American Way

Did you know that America is on the wrong path? Republicans and Democrats force-feed agendas with one-sided talking points and mean-spirited drivel. Politicians today can't seem to walk past a live camera without delivering an absurd fabrication meant to injure the other Party. Hillary Clinton wore goggles at Wellesley, and purchased a shoe collection from Imelda Marcos on Ebay. Did you know Jeb Bush was adopted? His father, a crack-addicted homeless guy, sold him for a one-way bus ticket to New York City. No matter how crazy it sounds, it must be true because someone said it on the boob tube.