Weekend Warrior of the Weekend Contest

Ah yes the weekend is upon us and the quality of play crashes like a Stuka over Stalingrad. Let us glory in the ineptitude, stupidity and downright malice of some of the weekend warriors who crawl out of their primordial soup to bless us with their presence.
I attach a screenshot of a recent game (yes, I am showing off a bit but I was proud of this one). At the end there was myself, an SU76 and a T70 against their last survivor. The SU76 makes the last kill and I relax. The T70, which was hiding 50m behind me having done nothing to assist our final attack, promptly put a shot into my engine. Given their 42% WR you might have thought they would be grateful for a win, funny way of expressing gratitude. I suppose I was unlucky, they had missed 31 out of 36 shots and hitting the a**e end of a stationary FCM at close range must have been a challenge.
So, my vote for Jerk of the Weekend goes to that T70 ******. Unless of course any of you have a more deserving candidate?Topic changed to a more appropriate titleiScending

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Ultimate epic fail team. 2/3 of team not a single point of damage did not do. I don't understand what they do. Did they shot blanks? Do they know what game they where playing... I don't want to insult but if someone telling to blind man where to shoot he will probably do some damage.

This is unfortunately rough truth about state of player base and how bad it is.

Edited by NightmareMachine, 24 November 2013 - 06:46 AM.This post has been edited by a member of the Moderation Team, due to inappropriate content. An official notification has also been sent. NightmareMachine

Er not quite. This was some time ago, but check this one out. I failed to even do my own hitpoints in damage, yet this was almost twice the damage caused by the entire rest of the team, 11 of whom did zero damage

Standard battle at Karelia. We were down to just a single tank on each side, a Hetzer on our team and a Wespe on theirs.
Our hetzer was capping and just needed another 10 seconds until victory when the Wespe started capping our base, obviously fruitlessly.
Instead of waiting, our hetzer then decided to leave the circle and drive back to base, getting about 3/4 of the way before the Wespe hit 100%.

Cancel my first vote. My new nomination for Jerk of the Weekend is iScending for arbitrarily censoring the title of my initial post as it contained, shock horror, the word "jerk". Po-faced, humourless, PC, pompous and this ****** deserves the business end of a BL10 inserted up his ****. The resulting detonation will pass straight through what passes for his brain.

Renaming the topic and pretending(censoring) that behaviour of some is not awful does not make them go away as we can all testify.
What you call appropriate is condescending. This forum seems to be trying to become a nursery.