I watched an episode of this show, because I think it's worth giving every HBO series a chance.

What I learned is that not only is the story told in Twilight ridiculous, but apparently it's inevitable that all human female/Vampire male interactions operate in precisely the same way.

Except everyone has Southern accents, which makes it even more painful.

Also, check out that girl's teeth, and her horrible name.

I do like the show, though, but only for the parts that don't involve that supposed "main character"._________________' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'.

It is truly terrible. Who names their kid that?_________________' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'.

I think you just ruined the central plot twist of season 2 for me, this is clearly what they were implying._________________' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'.

I feel like I need to watch this show now. Back in middle school, I went through a phase where I only read vampire-related books. I think I stopped because I'd read every vampire book in the school library. Then I kind of got into Twilight, and that ended once I realized the books were poorly written and that they were about abstinence. I feel like this is the natural continuation of my (and every other woman's apparently) vampire infatuation.

I feel like I need to watch this show now. Back in middle school, I went through a phase where I only read vampire-related books. I think I stopped because I'd read every vampire book in the school library. Then I kind of got into Twilight, and that ended once I realized the books were poorly written and that they were about abstinence. I feel like this is the natural continuation of my (and every other woman's apparently) vampire infatuation.

There is a little bit of sex here and there, yes._________________' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'.