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Tried the secret tunnel under the Brunel Memorial Tapdancing School as recommended by Egon S on the previous page but found the way blocked by thousands of pies marked with a double "s" for secret store. An unfortunate collapse of said pies led me to having to chew my way out. Still outside the perimeterfence.
Trip over large book titled "a song of fire and ice part one" .Sit down start to read.

Tried the secret tunnel under the Brunel Memorial Tapdancing School as recommended by Egon S on the previous page but found the way blocked by thousands of pies marked with a double "s" for secret store. An unfortunate collapse of said pies led me to having to chew my way out. Still outside the perimeterfence.
Trip over large book titled "a song of fire and ice part one" .Sit down start to read.