Jenny McCarthy Has A Warrior Inside Her

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I like Jenny McCarthy. I think she’s pretty funny. I remember first seeing her on Singled Out and thinking she was great. My sister loves her pregnancy books. Look, full confession, I even kind of liked her sitcom, Jenny. It was awful, yes, but it seemed to know that. For seventeen episodes. But boy oh boy, does she suck in the clip from Red Alert 3 below.

Gemma Atkinson doesn’t come off much better. I wouldn’t possibly know about this, but the acting seems much like the in-between bits of the awful soft porn they used to show on Bravo after midnight when I was a student… I imagine. At any moment David Dachovny should appear reading a filthy letter to his dog. The sick weirdo.

It’s cutscene tastic! I don’t like these games and know nothing of them, so this is like some sort of Lost Skeleton of Cadavra-esque homage to crappy cutscenes of the past. I mean, it’s not meant to be all that serious right?

Speaking of warrior inside her; McCarthy is quite the extreme anti vaccination kook. She recently got into a war of words with Amanda Peet about it (who comes off a lot smarter than much of her career would indicate). I don’t know why I’m bringin this up except that a battle of the C-list mothers game is probably what it’d take to get me into RTSs again.

I’m so fucking offended by this crap words cant express it. can we just set fire to the building where a bunch of twats thought this is what gaming needs, and watch the fuckers burn?
I’m ashamed that some people on earth might see this and think this is the industry I work in.
Grrrrrrrrrr whine gnashing of teeth,

I wouldn’t mock her too much, with such muscles I think she could wipe the floor with any of us anytime.

And I think C&C 3 required extreme acting skills. I mean, the actors had to deliver the more cheesy lines imaginable in long sequences without plane changes or cuts, without laughing, I can respect any actor able to do that.

Muzman – it’s all terribly sad. She wrote these fantastic books on being pregnant, and then having a tiny baby – my sister who’s just done the same assures me they’re brilliant – and then just as her marriage breaks up she finds her kid has autism. And, unfortunately, has bought into the nonsense about the MMR. It’s not a fun time.

McCarthy’s not just bought into MMR, but the entire anti-vaccination movement in the US.

MMR isn’t much of an issue in the US, where the vaccine preservative Thimerosal was the favoured target of speculation over Autism. The anti-vaxxers are running a PR campaign to by-pass science altogether, so even though they talk about MMR online and in private, they don’t do so in public, the same way JABS in the UK don’t talk about Thimerosal in public because they focus on MMR, but do so where most people aren’t listening. In truth, they are all anti-vaccine, ALL vaccines.

Before Jenny McCarthy got into the ‘Autism is an ‘orrible monster that snatched my child phase’ and joined up with anti-vaxxers, she was in the ‘Autistic children are special phase’ where she followed the Indigo-child cult, running her own website which she closed down and covered up. On that site she basically said the complete opposite about Autism she says now. Whilst both are utterly anti-science, at least the Indigo crap wasn’t pro-actively harmful.

I very much doubt the vaccination theory. My oldest is autistic, and if I look objectively at myself, my wife, and our respective parents, I can see where heredity did its work. I see the same thing in other parents of kids on the autism spectrum.

That said, autistic kids have a tough row to hoe. Imagine the awkwardness that you would feel at a party where you were a stranger and didn’t feel like you could talk and have people understand you. Then imagine feeling that feeling, magnified by two or three times, all the time. And that’s if they have high-functioning autism (i.e. their autism isn’t completely debilitating).

It doesn’t do the kids any good having their parents running around speculating about “why it happened”. Just deal with it already, your kid’s the one who you should be focusing on.

I think they need to try aiming a bit higher with their casting tbh. C&C Tiberium wars had some decent people, but since then the standards have slipped, and everyones just turning up for a paycheque. I can only think Gemma Atkinson good chosen because she seems to be flavour of the month with all the lads mags, though when you do manage to drag your eyes away from her magnetic surgically enhanced cleavage for long enough you’ll soon realise she’s a bit of a munter at the end of the day. Why not go after someone like Rosamund Pike, posh, pretty and can act. Also Katee Sackhoff would of been a given for Tanya tbh.

Muzman normally would win automatically by referencing Lost Skeleton of Cadavra – however, LSoC was actually having fun, and was intentionally (or at least, knowingly) bad. This, however, is just plain bad.

Im the only one worried about this game beeing much probably rated “T” like the previous RAs, meaning that kiddos starting (theoretically) from 13 years will be playing a game where the heroes are shown torturing people?

And this only months after the yanks started supporting torture?

My godness, I hate to say this here, but sometimes bad cutscenes are the less of the problems.

Just adding to the list of things that suck in this trailer (and I already thought this when watching the last trailer): why does Lt. Eva look like she is wearing the suit of her dad, and why does the badge on the top of Tanya look like it has been fixed to it with a pin?
Is it so hard these days to find good clothing and tailoring?