The Secret Service is going to be all over the poster of this. They’re freaking out over how top secret video of ‘Roundball One’ (as he demands to be called when showing off his streetball talents) was caught on tape missing layups like this. I heard that the other memebers of the two pickup teams were threatened by members of the SEIU if they ever mentioned this to anyone … for everyone knows, His Highness is the second coming of Jordan …