I had to call the Nintendo tip line to figure out how to find the hammer in Zelda 2, and I also called them because I couldn't figure out the fucking blue crystal-kneel thing in Castlevania 2 (which is bullshit, how the fuck were you supposed to figure THAT out?).

What a great job; a game counselor telling kids where to find shit in video games.

I had to call the Nintendo tip line to figure out how to find the hammer in Zelda 2, and I also called them because I couldn't figure out the fucking blue crystal-kneel thing in Castlevania 2 (which is bullshit, how the fuck were you supposed to figure THAT out?).

What a great job; a game counselor telling kids where to find shit in video games.