My 7 year old was obsessed with building a super doo perpetual killer machines on Mine Craft with red block explosives, timers, box cars and all that. Now he’s a computer science major, at a prestigious university and will probably be DOD contractor, or an Apple engineer (think we need these access permissions app stuff) , but he’s vegan so everything is cool.

Minecraft released in 2011 when “son” is 7. Add 7 more years to your timeline and I smell a big pile of lying 14 year old BS. Your “son” isn’t a computer science major. Your “son” isn’t at university. Your “son” is probably a pet hamster you have and you probably are 14 yourself.