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be as acurate as you can, and try not to hit the breifcase. the face provides a ton of rage, and when you click on a ninja you kick it, gaining rage which can then be used in kicks to send your guy higher, or blasts that destroy cars and barrels. takes a while to get going, but thats true for most games like this

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There's something deeply satisfying about imagining a guy who's so pissed off that he runs around the world hundreds of times, using telekinesis to absolutely bash the complete hell out of someone he's already knocked a light year away that's only being kept alive for it through his own rage-magic while ninjas float through the galaxy, looking for someone to love them.
Have they found him? No. For this man is God, and His Wrath knows no bounds.

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40,075km. That's the circumference of the earth at the equator. That is, 40 million meters. My distance for kicking the guy is 50 million meters. The earth's atmosphere is 480km thick (480 thousand meters). And my maximum height for kicking the guy was 50 million meters too. This also means I launched him one eighth of the way to the moon. How come he didn't break orbit? Either way, looks like we have a new space program through enraged martial artists. Keep training him, we'll be able to get people on the moon effortlessly. And then go beyond...

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wow my score is ultra high heres my score on my last run today! 12,965,412 its not as hard at it seems once you get enough upgrades hit him eneough times need 200 power points and then hit him very near 45 degrees and then flying kick spam him (1 kick about every 3 seconds or so) until you get him into space (pitch black) then kick him with flying kick about every 5-9 seconds or until the height stops going up then when run out of power points kill the ninjas if you do this the right way you'll get about as high as me or higher! + to keep alive (if you want a high high score)

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I absolutely loved this game! I'm a huge fan of launch games, and find that most of them lose the challenge after only an hour or so, but this game was so challenging, and well constructed, and just downright funny that I easily spent 3 hours enjoying every single bit of it. I also really dig the graphic style. Bit is the wave of the future!

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Lets see. I'm assuming m is meters. So I kicked this guy up 4128.5 KM. That is halfway to the exosphere well beyond what most things orbit the earth at. I also kicked him around the world 1/4 of the way. I think I discovered a new mode of travel. Less painful than dealing with the TSA, too.

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OK I have to admit... The game is rather slow to start, but freaking awesome once you get built up. Nothing feels better than kicking a businessman so hard that he see stars... in space.

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I really enjoy this game; it is skill based more than most launch games, and it really has a very measurable increase in power. When you can finally just destroy the briefcase in a second and keep kicking the guy in the face it's great. However, I'd like to see an end to the game. I got 3.4 million points... Okay, what does that mean? I want to kick him around the earth and then kick him on the way back to win!