This walking totem is Ashley Moore. She was nearly stoned to death by hordes of raging Bieber fans after leaving the dwarf singers Four Seasons hotel room in the early morning hours in the same dress she wore the night before. Imagine the sheer exhilaration knowing you got tapped for the Bieber peen from among the throngs of girls desperate to have Justin turn them into women. Ashley Moore sure looks happy. If she could just lift her iPhone close enough to her mouth to ask Siri for directions to the nearest shelter.

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Shastar 05/12/2014 15:03

She must give some stellar head, because Justin could prolly have picked a dozen girls (Ahem, I mean, a dozen girls mom’s) off the front row of one of his concerts that were ten times cuter than this chick.