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This "Everything" Burger Really Is Not Kidding

Some people are burger purists. They want just beef, rare if possible, and a slice of American cheese. Condiments and other toppings only serve to block that wondrous, unctuous flavor. Other people, however, want to load their burgers up with as much junk as possible. This one's for you.

Japan's Lotteria, who are no stranger to
this blog, have just dropped their massively unnecessary
Everything Burger. What's on this monstrosity? Buckle up, this might take a while. In addition to a cheeseburger patty, this sandwich includes a multitude of sauces, including teriyaki sauce and mayo. There is also a rib patty, fried shrimp, an egg and a giant ham slice. Oh yeah. There are also some veggies because, you know, that way it's healthy.

The best part? This burger behemoth is only around $11, plus the paltry cost of a plane ticket to Japan. Let's hop to it.