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Also that whole South Asia Tsunami event in '04 that killed hundreds of thousands of people...Yea that was Chuck Norris too. He wasn't happy about not winning best actor at the oscars...(he wasn't nominated but does he really need to be?)

Thoth-Amon, Lord of the Underworldand the Undead
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet

When Chuck Norris does push-ups. He doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

When Chuck Norris uses a toilet, it says "thank you."

Archaeologists found three dinosaur fossils surrounding a single dinosaur fossil. The three on the outside seemed to have died from Roundhouse Kick related injuries. The center dinosaur was named The ChuckNorrisarus. They later re-named the center dino because Chuck Norris can't die.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors. Only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris can shoot a plane down by pointing at it and screaming "bang".

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard at a baseball game his foot opened a hole in the univers and travelled back in time to kill Amelia Earheart while she was mid-flight.