Woman Has Sex With Cat, Threatens Neighbor With Knife

Here's another one of those stories that will make you question your faith in humanity: A woman in Oklahoma was arrested after threatening her neighbor with a pocket knife because everyone knew she had sex with her cat.

Re-read that so you fully understand what's going on here. According to The Smoking Gun, 23-year old Kristina Michelle Brown was arrested following a confrontation with her 72-year old neighbor.

The police report states that Brown had been standing at the fence between the two houses, holding a pocket knife, and shouting "Do you wanna die?"

When the police arrived and asked Brown why she was upset, she stated "Because everyone knows." When police asked what everyone knows, Brown responded that "I had sex with my cat and everyone knows."

Brown has been charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon.

The 72-year old neighbor stated that Brown having sex with her cat was "news to me".

No word on if she'll be charged in connection with the sexual abuse of her cat.