I can barely have sex with one person successfully let alone THREE OTHER PEOPLE, but here these four donkey-dicked Bel Ami boys go, effortlessly making a slurpy bareback fourgy look easy breezy and loads of fun.

Where are the awkward moments? The one person who feels “left out”? The accidental elbow or foot to the face? The falling off the bed? The person who gets up and leaves the room after 10 minutes because they’re too drunk and have to go barf? Why can’t my entire life be one long extended Bel Ami scene with no humiliating bullshit and, most importantly, Jack Harrer in my bed?

if you closed your eyes, i swear the amount of air-sucking/blowing would give away a Bel Ami scene. i’m surprised none of these boys work themselves up to hyperventilating given all the exaggerated gasping, etc.

It would be like the porn version of this guy who sang himself into a fainting spell at the church I grew up in, during the Christmas Cantata. Except, minus the falling off the rafters. Anyhow, I’d pay to see it.

*chuckle* I love Dario. He always seems to have fun in every scene he’s in. He’s so much fun to watch and I loved this latest one. It was shot by Marty and die-hard Bel Ami fans c’est moi, should be able to recognize a slight return to BA of old and this scene felt like a return to those fun-loving days. This scene was a blast…:)