3.08.2016

Things that have come out of my mouth

"Don't murder each other while I'm in the basement.""You're a whiny little baby." (To Kylie, after she said there were no options for snacks, and I loudly counted to her 16 snack options)"She's going to burn this place down."Child: "But I love it." Me: "I don't care. Move" (about the chair she was sitting in )

"Stop smothering Sophie with a pillow, it freaks me out."There were many more I didn't remember to write down. Please, add your own in the comments! Inspired by Brian Regan, especially around the 3:30 point of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVfAZTFxa0Y&list=PL83B5066A144601ED&index=5And some sister shots, just to complete my week: