January Online Horoscope 2018

Shiver your timbers this January with Venus in practical Capricorn and Mars sitting in intense Scorpio.

By Charlene Lichtenstein

Published: 2018.01.15 11:14 PM

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries may have an especially hot and sexy time in the office now with a certain woman. She will either spy you and make the first move or catch your eye and get you going and grooving. All bets are off with how this could impact your professional plans. It could complicate your best laid career path and set it off course. But they do say that it is lonely at the top…

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

Grab your gal and take a winter break, Taurus. You both need a change of scenery. There are wondrous worlds to fully explore both close to home and far away. And who knows what you two will discover? For those bulls on the search for a lovergrrl, take an unusual route home or try a new neighborhood. She is waiting for you at some local hot spot with her g-spot.

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Your charisma quotient is high now, Gemini. That means that not only do you stand out in a crowd but you can also get exactly who and what you want by just asking. Try asking for help on a particularly onerous work project that will take the two of you into the late hours at the office. Not only will you accomplish the task, you will also hotly percolate at the coffee machine.

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

Cancers just want to have fun. Plan a range of festive pastimes, parties, art projects or just anything that gets you giddy and happy. Be creative and open to the possibilities. A delightful and flirty romance is also possible as the winter progresses. Where can this all lead? Let’s hope into giddy and happy inspiration and ultimate blissful dissipation.

Leo (July 24-Aug 23)

Life will be a careful balance between job obligations and domestic needs, Lioness. Will you be able to maintain the energies for both? If your time becomes too tight, try to enlist the help of co-workers to lighten your work load or change the deadlines. Use your time to make your home a haven and a love nest. Then invite a few chickadees over and see what can hatch.

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 23)

If you have something pithy and meaningful to say, said it loud and queer, Virgo. You can capture hearts and minds now because you are able to craft the right message to the right audiences. You are also especially diplomatic as you craft your message. So don’t hang back and stay silent. Expand your influence. Oh can we use your help asap!

Libra (Sept 24-Oct 23)

Pouring some dough in your home may not be such a bad idea now, Libra. You have a few things on your to-do-immediately list of household projects that can be handled well now. You may even be able to get relatives to pitch in in some form if you ask nicely. But don’t count on others to get your jobs done. A woman on a mission can accomplish a lot on her own.

Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)

Scorpios have ample personal charismatic oomph that will take them far and wide now. So gird your loins and get going on any long postponed personal projects that need a good jumpstart. Get Out there. Meet, greet and sweep the ladies off their feet. You will impress one in particular who can help you get ahead. Or is it some head? I get confused.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22)

How can a Sagittarius concentrate with all of this static going on in the background? The chitter chatter of loose tongues can be very, very distracting. And the level of lurid gossip can be too attractive to ignore. But you must put aside all of this and concentrate on important financial issues. Money talks and no one walks. They ride.

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 20)

This is the best time to expand your social circle into a planetary globe, Capricorn. Your Outreach can exceed your wildest expectations and you can find yourself in the epicenter of all of the action. Excitement builds as many lovely new gal pals enter your orbit. You become a planet with a forceful gravitational pull. Then what? Get ready for the big slash down.

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)

You may have a secret admirer, Aqueerius. And that means that you need to be especially cognizant of who is around you now. You may pick up vibes or you may be totally oblivious to her desires. The challenge is that she can be anywhere – at the gym, at the supermarket or even at work. Don’t miss this opportunity by solely exercising, shopping or working.

Pisces (Feb 20-March 20)

If you have been feeling in a rut, carve out some spare time to expand your world view. You can travel, do something totally out of the ordinary in your local area or even take a new course of study. Guppies have been working so hard for so long that they need a break. Gather a bunch of your girlfriends and plan some mischief with a Miss Chief.