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Subject: TOURBUS -- 27 AUGUST 1998 -- THE DISNEY EMAIL TRACING PROGRAM STORY
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TODAY'S TOURBUS STOP(S):
THE DISNEY EMAIL TRACING PROGRAM STORY
TODAY'S TOURBUS ADDRESSES:
http://www.tourbus.com/archive/tb121197.txt
http://www.tourbus.com/archive/tb021298.txt
http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/columns/1998Essay/3-25col.htm
Howdy, y'all! If you are like me, your email inbox is currently
overflowing with stories about Disney's new email tracing program.
Send an email message to all of your friends and Disney will give you
either US$5000 or a free trip to Disney World.
Sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? Well, it is. The story is
yet another in a long string of email tracing story hoaxes that have
been floating around the Net for the past year. Today's TOURBUS post
exposes this hoax, and gives you a look at how this hoax has
developed over the past ten months.
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http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/columns/1998Essay/3-25col.htm]
A few weeks later, another fluff-brain thought it would be funny to
change the Bill Gates email tracing program hoax/story to say that
apparel maker Nike is "offering free Nike shoes and clothing" to
people who help Nike test Microsoft's e-mail tracing program [see
http://www.tourbus.com/archive/tb022698.txt]. For the record, Nike's
response was that "reports of a Nike 'software testing' promotion are
false."
Last week, the Bill Gates/Nike email tracing program hoax/story
reappeared, this time under the Disney flag. The new version says
that Disney is helping Microsoft test a new email tracing program and
if you forward a particular email message
to everyone you know and if it reaches 13,000 people, 1,300 of
the people on the list will receive $5,000, and the rest will
receive a free trip for two to Disney World ...
The message is signed by "Walt Disney Jr., Disney, Bill Gates, & The
Microsoft Development Team." For the record, Walt Disney did not have
any sons; he only had only daughters. So, unless one of his daughters
recently had a little "surgery" in Sweden, there is no "Walt Disney
Jr." In addition, a call to Disney's Corporate Relations earlier
today (26 August 1998) confirmed what we have already known for
months: the Bill Gates/Nike/Disney email tracing program hoax/story is
simply not true.
Many people who have redistributed the Bill Gates/Nike/Disney email
tracing program hoax have asked, "who could it hurt?" Unfortunately,
the answer is *THEM*! Procter & Gamble has recently been dealing with
a similar urban legend (the P&G urban legend says a P&G executive
proclaimed his love of Satan on the Donahue show, and asks everyone to
boycott P&G's products). Procter & Gamble's response? So far, they
have filed and won over a dozen lawsuits against people who have
spread this false story.
While Microsoft, Nike, or Disney has not filed a lawsuit against
anyone (yet), if you receive the Bill Gates/Nike/Disney email tracing
program story from one of your friends, it would be a good idea if you
talked that friend into making a public retraction AS QUICKLY AS
POSSIBLE.
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