When the Saints Go Marching In, if only because I knocked that one out of the park in my first piano recital as a kid?

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How Asian.

I loathe both of them.

If abandoned on an island together, who would eat who?*Alice eats Paula (with a pretentious sprinkling of organic African rosemary )
Paula eats Alice (deep fried with extra Maiyonaaaaaaaiiiiizzzz and served atop a slave child's head)
The island eats both of them
purple lesbian cannibalism

Anthony Bourdain arrives on the island, uniting the two in struggle against him before the ghost of John Hess arrives and alerts them all to the presence of the the Cradocken, from whom they escape on several dhoni of finest coconut wood.