This is one of the four hundred puppies in her collection, the one whose leg has fallen off twice. Did I throw it away like I wanted to? Like I should have? I DID NOT! In fact, I did one hell of a Mormon sewing job reattaching it. Afterward I had to go listen to some Iron Maiden in the nude just to get some of my edge back.

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