Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

well atleast we know who to come to if we want to make applesauce....ingredients1. apples2. kittens3. STM4. vegan

how to prepare applesauce. Place STM in middle of a big tub. Pour the apples around STM while he is in the middle of the tub. Pick up kitten and show it to STM. Apples should be mashed up within 10 minutes. put kitten away. show STM a vegan to get STM out of the tub. add flavoring and/or sweetener to taste. Viola! Applesauce!

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663" - By popular demand, here's "AOBCD8663," the song Marshall makes up to remember the password to the website with his bar exam results. In the "Spoiler Alert" episode from season 3 of How I Met Your Mother on CBS - http://www.squidoo.com/how-i-met-your-mother-music#module77892041