JERRY: I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants, you wanna go? KRAMER: What state?JERRY: Rhode Island.KRAMER: They're never in contention.GEORGE: How do you know?KRAMER: Because I've seen every Miss America pageant since I was six!

Update from 2017: Yeah, I wrote this before Miss Rhode Island went on to become Miss Universe! That's what happens when you forget about your blog for, like, a decade ....