Monday, March 03, 2008

Dictionary of Dating

Hey guys...heres another one!!

Dating:The process of spending enormous amount of money, time and energy JUST to get better acquainted with a person whom u don especially like in the present and will learn to like alot less in the future....kakakakak

Easy:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man..... HUH???

Eye Contact:A method used by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest!......hehehehe

Friend:A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Indifference:A woman's feeling towards a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get"

Irritating Habit:What the endearting little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

Sober:A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

Law of Relativity:How attrractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.