Show Your Feminist Pride By Putting Glitter In Your Armpit Hair!

Remember glitterbeards? I showed that story to my fiance (who has a very attractive and manly beard himself) and the only thing funny about it was the hilariously disgusted look on his face when he learned that there are actually guys in this world who would voluntarily choose to do something that stupid and effeminate to their facial hair (and wouldn’t the glitter make it difficult to eat and drink?)

The caption on this Instagram post actually says that this is for feminism and equality. Nothing says “I’m a freaking moron and I have no idea why I’m doing this” than following a bunch of social justice lemmings because some idiot on social media told you to –

A photo posted by Katrina Molson (@katrinamolson) on May 24, 2015 at 10:20pm PDT

Never mind the absolute GROSSNESS of growing out your armpit hair – WHY in the name of all that is good and holy would you want to put glitter on ANY part of your body? I know people jokingly say that glitter is the herpes of the craft world because it gets all over the place – but do you have to take it so literally?

(And I don’t even want to mention what I think the next glitter-hair trend is going to be because – DISGUSTING!)

If you really feel the need to have something sparkly in your armpits, just glue some tinsel in there and call it good.