Monday, August 14, 2006

Max rules

My friend has an adorable kid Maxwell aka Mad Max. Max is one cool kid who is quite possibly smarter than I am. Max seems to enjoy when I come over to drink a beer with his Dad and watch sports. Max does have this weird habit of beating the crap out of me. I have to admit that Mad Max has me frightened. He has several wrestling moves that he as perfected after watching pro wrestling with his father week after week. Not only will this probably scar him for life, but it has scarred me. Just as I relax, Max appears out of nowhere in a ball of rage punching, kicking and screaming at the top of his lungs. A recent visit to the doctor, had the doctor asking me where I had received all the bruises and scars. I wept and said that I was a victim of violence from an insane 3 year old named Mad Max. I post his picture here to warn you all. Beware Mad Max and his "Terrible Throat Twister" move....Beware.