"Mambo Number 5"

"Combo Number 5"

The Lyrics

It's best if you listen to the original in the background. It's the first parody I ever wrote and I hope you enjoy!

One, two, three, four, fiveBoy, just watch those calories flyThe pounds come in truckloads of tacosThe girls say that they're porky and fatBut I really don't think soI need something good to eatI must eat much cause food is cheapI like anchovies, pancakes, salmon, and pitaAnd as I continue the sweets get sweeterSo what can I do? I really can't orderTo me eating's just like a sportEverything's fly, it's all good let me eat itAnd send in the crumpet

ChorusA little bit of mustard all aroundA little bit of eggs, sunny side downA little bit of peaches and kiwiA little bit of Diet PepsiAn itty bitty sandwich in the sunA little bit of mayo on my bunA little bit of butter and some hamFry it all up and you get SPAMWhaaa...

Jump up and down but don't shake the groundPut your SPAM in your mouth put you can on the groundTake one bite left and one bite rightOne to the front and one to the sideFry your ham once and butter it twiceAnd if you eat like this then you're alright

Chorus 2x

I'd do all to be big and fat just like youNow I can't run, now I can't hideCause I got a huge behindCombo #5

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Ross, I have been reading your work for the last couple of days. I think your an up and comming talent. Other writers tend to be a bit testy if you do similar parodies, I can suggest that you do a search on song titles and lyrics before you submit. Don't let the comments bring you down. Keep up the good work!

Hey, thanks to you guys that enjoyed it. It means a lot that you guys are enjoying my songs just as my friends have enjoyed them through the years. Sorry, but I didn't know this one was parodied similarly. I wrote it back in 99 or 2000 and I didn't even have a computer back then so I couldn't have copied off of anyone. I'll be posting more once I get the chance. Thanks a lot for the confidence Wild Man!!!