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As Americans focus on their brackets, many sites ask for tie-breakers like guessing the score of the final game. Wouldn’t it be more a test of skill to ask entrants to name one player on each of their final four teams?

As everyone expected, one Tim Duncan retired the Spurs had a shot for best record in NBA.

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Tim Tebow got his 1st hit of Spring Training for the Mets today. Hope he didn’t trip on his way to first over that blind squirrel carrying a nut.

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Mexico eliminated from #WBC after given wrong information on tie-breakers #WTF? So Trump will blame baseball when they don’t pay for wall.

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Every time he opens his mouth, #SteveKing shatters the myth of white supremacy.

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Kellyanne Conway is now backpedaling on her claim that Obama was spying on Trump with microwaves and TVs, saying she was speaking “generally” and “I’m not Inspector Gadget.”
What, her claims aren’t just #alternativeevidence?”

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KellyanneConway “I’m not in the job of having evidence.” Well, when she’s right, she’s right.

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Jonathan Tran, the White House fence jumper, was released on his own recognizance, ordered to comply with a mental health evaluation and told he cannot have guns. Where’s the NRA outrage on this one?

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Trump’s latest tweet -“It is amazing how rude much of the media is to my very hard working representatives. Be nice, you will do much better!”
Yeah, the media is so rude, they occasionally fact check and remind Trump people of what they themselves actually might have said in the past. Tragic, really.

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So were people massacred in Bowling Green because they knew too much about the building of surveillance microwaves and televisions?

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CBO report Proposed GOP healthcare will result in 14 million fewer insured by 2018 Waiting for Trump & company to tweet about #alternativenumbers

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So did someone in GOP say hell would freeze over before they’d take people’s insurance? #blizzard2017

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Clearly Trump was wrong when he accused Obama of tapping his phones. Obama was REALLY tapping his microwaves.

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Obamacare promise “If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.” Trumpcare promise- “If you like staying alive you can keep staying alive.”