The elites have spent the last thirty years looting the country, and now they’re upset that their serfs don’t respect them? I’m sorry, I appear to be all out of fucks to give. Forget Second Amendment solutions; these people should count themselves lucky we’re not employing Louis XVI solutions.

When the GOP refuses to agree to any kind of revenue raising methods because of this man and his asinine pledge, and the global economy tanks as a result, let’s make sure our national angry mob heads in the right direction.

Because I don’t ever want people to forget that an audience of old white people, most of whom have never served in the military a day in their lives, booed an active duty soldier serving overseas because he was gay.

I’m beginning to think that Paul Krugman’s idea of faking an alien invasion to spur government spending isn’t such a bad one after all. I mean, a couple of guys dressed in rubber suits blow up a few small towns somewhere, Congress authorizes a trillion dollars for X-COM, and you just distribute it to the states to build infrastructure in the guise of fighting extraterrestrials.