For me, I'm an exceedingly simple person; I like what I like (which
is most things), and I dislike what I dislike (which is few
things..in fact it's rather rare of me to go so far as to really
dislike something xD). I try my very best to be a good human, and
it comes from a genuine place so hopefully I get a gold star for
effort. That being said, I do have a pretty dry sense of humor, and
my sarcasm can sometimes shocks even me, though it's all meant in
good fun. Just be able to take a joke, I know I can. :)

I like over dressing, and talking properly... I recently found out
can be misconstrued as intimidating and uptight...which was rather
shocking. People tell me to "relax" a lot, but don't really know
what they mean....I'm always really relaxed, laid back, and I'm
pretty mellow by nature. I'm comfortable in my skin.

I'm very blunt and usually the first person to voice my thoughts. I
never hold back in what I'm thinking if you ask, and I appreciate
when someone can do the same for me.
I never mean any harm with my words or actions, I just say what I
feel is clear and direct. So if I say something that rubs you the
wrong way, I probably didn't mean it the way you took it.

I have a passion for the sciences, the universe is insurmountably
beautiful on levels no body really seems to see (which has been
getting to me recently I think). My heroes are Carl Sagan, Richard
Dawkins, and Neil Gaiman. My favorite color changes with my mood,
but there's a special place in my heart for a deep purple.
I think 24/7, I don't know how to stop, but wouldn't want to stop
even if I had the choice. I love to think, it's one of my favorite
things to do. Random thoughts, what if scenarios, that shiny thing
on the floor, memories, articles, books, movies, TV, school,
people, anything.

I rarely ask rhetorical questions; I figure why would I ask if I
didn't want the answer? (If you can answer that, by all means
message me lol I'd like to know what you think)
I ask the most random questions you'll probably ever here, and make
the most bizarre remarks and observations you'll probably be
confused by.

The most recent observations: "The cheese on this Pizza feels the
way I'd imagine a zombie's skin to feel like." <--that wasn't
meant as a bad thing, just a way of quantifying a peculiar
sensation lol I ate 4 pieces of that pizza.

Things like chivalry, integrity, intelligence, curiosity,
versatility, humor, loyalty, and genuineness are important to me,
and I've devoted myself to emulating these qualities.

Just moved back to California to go to school and get to know my
family again. Still trying to get my bearings. I'm gonna go to
school to be a science teacher since thats my passion. Ideally id
like to teach college level because I don't want to have to deal
with parental consent for field trips lol

Getting weird looks from people, and getting them to think in
different ways. I'm also pretty good at not knowing about famous
actors and celebrity news stuff (it's vastly uninteresting).
I'm good at a lot of things, but I'm great at thinking, imagining,
and being spontaneous and randomly creative.

Also, I'm really good at saying things and making offers that
people take the wrong way...like offering to share my bed with a
friend who wants some company doesn't mean sex! xD

List of some Max Statements and their Translation:
~You have remarkable facial geometry. - it means I think your face
is pretty.
~I like your head; it's soft. - it means that the shape of your
head is desirable, and your hair is soft.
~This tastes/ feels like (insert seemingly ridiculous/ possibly the
grossest thing you've ever heard). - doesn't mean I don't like it,
that's just how I explain my perceptions.

I don't read books very often, I'm pretty specific...but I firmly
believe that Neil Gaiman's The Sandman is one of the greatest
literary works this planet has to offer. It saved my life
once.

Movies, I have soo many favorites. All the Star Trek Movies (First
Contact is my favorite among those favorites lol), What Dreams may
Come, Alien, the Decent 1 and 2, Cabin in the Woods, Seeking a
Friend for the End of the World, and many more.

Music; I love Mumford and Sons, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Sublime,
Audioslave, the Wallflowers, Everlast, The Lacs, Queen, Tom Petty
and the Heartbreakers, and a few others. Love 90s, alternative and
classic rock. basically if it sounds nice, has meaningful lyrics,
and a good beat, then I probably love it. Look up Symphony of
Science. It's weirdly awesome.

Food: I'm pretty weird. I'm really picky and don't like most meats.
The only meat that I do like are chicken nuggets (or regular
chicken if its dowsed in lemon and over cooked), hot dogs, and the
occasional burger. Also, if Bacon was a man, he'd probably be my
dirty little secret.
I love fruits (with the exception of tomatoes...though I'll eat
them on a sandwich or salad lol), and like most vegetables.

Basically I'm always asked if I'm a vegetarian...NO I'm not lol I'm
just really picky. I'm open to trying new foods though, as long as
it doesn't look or smell completely nasty, which I'm told will make
when I travel the world pretty difficult xD

You're looking for a friend for the end of the world. Or if your
first reaction to me pinning you down and licking your face is to
laugh about it.
Or if you can successfully pull off a cowboy hat, wife beater, and
tattered jeans.

On a side note, one word responses are a buzz kill. Totally lose
interest when those happen. Unless its part of a joke. I love
jokes.