Dirty thief. Officers were dispatched Sept. 29 to a residence on the 9800 block of Federal Boulevard, Federal Heights. A man told police he saw an open window at the home and then found items missing from his parents’ dresser, according to a police report. Jewelry and watches worth about $3,760 were missing, according to the report. Police reported the burglar also apparently defecated in a toilet and did not flush.

Double whammy. A man called police Oct. 12 to a residence on the 2600 block of 103rd Avenue, Federal Heights, after he discovered someone had broken into his two vehicles. The man said someone had broken or removed the rear windows of his Ford truck and Jeep Wrangler, according to a police report. A sub woofer, tools and other items worth about $1,000 were stolen, according to the report.

Quick car thief. Officers were dispatched Oct. 3 to a residence on the 9400 block of Elm Court, Federal Heights, after a woman reported her car was stolen when she left it running while she returned to her house for a moment.

Burglary. Officers were dispatched Oct. 13 to a residence on the 9400 block of Elm Court, Federal Heights. A woman told police someone entered the home by kicking in a rear door, according to a police report. Someone rummaged through her purse, drawers and closets in every room, according to the report. The cost to repair the damaged door was estimated at $300. The woman was compiling a list of items missing from the home, police reported.