"santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

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"santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

breaks into people's homes (they say by way of chimney but we all know that not every house or place has a chimney). somehow, having a gut and wearing all those clothes, he doesn't get stuck in there. he more than likely sneaks his way through the window or breaks into somebody house by messing with the front or side door knobs or somethign else.

possibly in the business of prostitution (hence: ho ho ho before merry christmas)

animal cruelty (kidnaps reindeers to do hard labor for long periods of time without breaks. he also has them working in dangerous conditions such as snowstorms and even tries to make them fly. deers can't fly.)

kidnaps short people preferably midgets, makes them slaves and has them working at a icy plantation known as "santa workshop". he knows that the authorities won't be able to get him in the north/south pole or antarctica.

stalks and harasses people ("he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good")

that's only from what we know alone. if anybody does any of this shit, they're looked at the scum of the earth but yet when "santa clause" does it, people are like .

Routine and pleasure are two different things. If he were to invite a child onto his lap because he gets a thrill from it, then you'd have something go on. He doesn't. I give you a pass because you at least put suspected, but even that suggests intent.

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

breaks into people's homes (they say by way of chimney but we all know that not every house or place has a chimney). somehow, having a gut and wearing all those clothes, he doesn't get stuck in there. he more than likely sneaks his way through the window or breaks into somebody house by messing with the front or side door knobs or somethign else.

He's magical, there is no forced entry, no thievery, he doesn't claim eminent domain over the property, doesn't wind up on your couch or in your bed naked, and leaves you gifts for free. That's not really, in theory, a break-in.

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

possibly in the business of prostitution (hence: ho ho ho before merry christmas)

A deep belly laugh doesn't suggest a secret pimping side anymore than him wearing red all the time makes him a Blood.

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

animal cruelty (kidnaps reindeers to do hard labor for long periods of time without breaks. he also has them working in dangerous conditions such as snowstorms and even tries to make them fly. deers can't fly.)

The reindeer are all there voluntarily, as evidenced by Rudolph desperately wanting to be a part of the organization and eventually becoming its' leader. They live in the snow year round, so a snowstorm is not a "dangerous condition" to them. And, as Santa, they are magical - they fly of their own free will. PLUS, they work ONE DAY of the year - the other 364, they get to prance, play and eat. Who wouldn't want that?

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

kidnaps short people preferably midgets, makes them slaves and has them working at a icy plantation known as "santa workshop". he knows that the authorities won't be able to get him in the north/south pole or antarctica.

This one is up to debate, as it can be theorized that Santa provides room and board, meals and a job to little people who can live in the cold climate of the North Pole. But as it does have a sweat shop look to it, this one can go either way.

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

stalks and harasses people ("he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good")

Hey, when you send in your wish list through written word, typed print or even thought, you are subject to his rules and regulations. Read the fine print.

Originally Posted by refujiunderground

that's only from what we know alone. if anybody does any of this shit, they're looked at the scum of the earth but yet when "santa clause" does it, people are like .

Secret Santa's exist because of the original. Mall Santa's keep the legend alive. Coke Santa gets you to buy Coca-Cola.

Santa - 1. Refugi - 0.

"Thereís death on the horizon,and Iíll run to behold your sacrifice..."

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

Originally Posted by Beachguyj

The man leaves toys, how is that theft. Santa is a great man, leave him alone.

yeah, toys he stole from the toys r us warehouse. santa is a crook.

Originally Posted by MoufOfKhaos

Yes, why don't we do that.

Routine and pleasure are two different things. If he were to invite a child onto his lap because he gets a thrill from it, then you'd have something go on. He doesn't. I give you a pass because you at least put suspected, but even that suggests intent.

He's magical, there is no forced entry, no thievery, he doesn't claim eminent domain over the property, doesn't wind up on your couch or in your bed naked, and leaves you gifts for free. That's not really, in theory, a break-in.

A deep belly laugh doesn't suggest a secret pimping side anymore than him wearing red all the time makes him a Blood.

The reindeer are all there voluntarily, as evidenced by Rudolph desperately wanting to be a part of the organization and eventually becoming its' leader. They live in the snow year round, so a snowstorm is not a "dangerous condition" to them. And, as Santa, they are magical - they fly of their own free will. PLUS, they work ONE DAY of the year - the other 364, they get to prance, play and eat. Who wouldn't want that?

This one is up to debate, as it can be theorized that Santa provides room and board, meals and a job to little people who can live in the cold climate of the North Pole. But as it does have a sweat shop look to it, this one can go either way.

Hey, when you send in your wish list through written word, typed print or even thought, you are subject to his rules and regulations. Read the fine print.

Secret Santa's exist because of the original. Mall Santa's keep the legend alive. Coke Santa gets you to buy Coca-Cola.

Santa - 1. Refugi - 0.

nice try, man but

how do you know santa isn't getting turned on by kids in his lap? all that clothes he has on, you can't tell he has a hard on but you can tell him how his face turns all beet red and how he sounds extra happy talking to the kids when they're on his lap that he's getting off being around kids. he also sounds very excited too seeing those kids in that chair talking about "come on, kids. come and sit on my lap" all slapping his leg. maybe because his third leg is all wound up.

there's no such thing as magic.

dunno about him being a gangbanger. that's another one too, good that you raised that. now that you mentioned it. where does he get the gifts from??? counterfeit merchandise? stealing from the best buy warehouse? he obviously didn't buy those gifts.

rudolph is a bad example. in fact, that backs up my point. dude's nose is red because he has a cold or maybe the flu either way he was sick. what does santa do instead of just leaving that poor sick animal alone? he just snatches him up and puts him to work. animal abuse. he probably made those other reindeers feel bad about how a sick reindeer is putting in more work than them. it's not like rudolph had a choice.

you damn well know that that was a sweatshop. what room and board? you know he would have probably made all those midgets huddle up in the closet or something. probably was have giving them nothing but gingerbread cookies and candy canes. he had the nerve to call them elfs too. no they're slaves.

hell, you don't even have to send in a wish list for him to even want to mess with you. santa is sick.

and it's time people keep it real and leave that alone just like thanksgiving. the celebration of the genocide of native americans.

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

breaks into people's homes (they say by way of chimney but we all know that not every house or place has a chimney). somehow, having a gut and wearing all those clothes, he doesn't get stuck in there. he more than likely sneaks his way through the window or breaks into somebody house by messing with the front or side door knobs or somethign else.

possibly in the business of prostitution (hence: ho ho ho before merry christmas)

animal cruelty (kidnaps reindeers to do hard labor for long periods of time without breaks. he also has them working in dangerous conditions such as snowstorms and even tries to make them fly. deers can't fly.)

kidnaps short people preferably midgets, makes them slaves and has them working at a icy plantation known as "santa workshop". he knows that the authorities won't be able to get him in the north/south pole or antarctica.

stalks and harasses people ("he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good")

that's only from what we know alone. if anybody does any of this shit, they're looked at the scum of the earth but yet when "santa clause" does it, people are like .

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

Originally Posted by TheLyingGame

I think you're the one who needs to meet enchanted. You'll have so much in common. I mean, Just imagine all the shitty thread ideas you two could come up with.

Perhaps enough to create your own forum.

man, i'm trying to hook you up here. you and him have can unleash your from your sexual frustration out onto each other. seriously though, you two are really sexually frustration and your ages don't help. you're 20, he's 19. you seem like a bottom, he's a top. he lives in spain and you live in england. ya two are close. do it for us and film it too.

me on the other hand, i'm good with my hand. just busted a nut just now and i feel fabulous.

Originally Posted by GiancarloC

I think this is a good time to watch Rise of the Guardians when it comes out... lol

didn't know which movie you was talking about so i had to google it. are they seriously trying to make an avatar version of a christmas movie?

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

Originally Posted by BENDERBOY

lionel richie. didn't his wife beat his ass back in the day? i heard she ike turner'd his ass for real.

anyways, when are you going to get a boyfriend? we know you get laid, are a manwhore or whatever but sheit, i feel like chuck woolery in the love connection. when are you and cupidboy going to meet up? if not him, then thelovegame and you. i'm going to find you a boyfriend, breh.

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

seriously? this thread is crazy. i dont know if the op made this thread as a joke (i sure hope so) because if not, this is just ridiculous. some people today feel the need to bring down every little thing that brings happiness to others because theyre so upset with their own mundane lives. just no.

santa is a flippin holiday tradition and all he promotes is happiness and good behavior (for little kids, really). just leave it alone, k?

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

The Op forgot to say that this "Santa CLaus" is guilty of conspiracy to commit blackmail: how many parents have used the excuse of "Santa Claus" will know if you are bad and withhold gifts and what not on "end-of-civil-year-secular-festival" morning!!!

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

Have you run across the Dutch Santa Claus Fuji? None of those silly little elves, oh no. Sinterklaas is accompanied by, er, well. . . you'd better look for yourself. . . www.goghingdutch.wordpress.com/2011/12/11/151/
Please try not to have a stroke.

Re: "santa clause" is a basically a criminal. why do people promoting him?

Now that I think of it, Santa Claus keeps Mrs. Claus and a bunch of little elves and a bunch of reindeer at the North Pole with him 364 days of the year. Is he a kinky, horny, fat man? What is going on up there?