Oh, you knew I wasn't going to miss this. For those of you who detest the skinny girls of L.A. and looking for a chance to put your curvy girl loving to the test, meet hip hop model Jolina Ford, barely contained in her red Baywatch swimsuit this morning on Miami Beach.

Jolina got decked out and almost falling out apparently in honor of a Russian rap video she'll be starring in shortly. If you happen to be into that, let us know how it looks. From here, I'm just feeling the earth move under my feet. That could be a good thing. Enjoy.