Yes, ASU_Uncensored took a detour from the usual call-outs to girls in the front-row of Biochem lecture to bring you this urgent drug bulletin. And 18 public accounts—all students at Arizona State who can't find drugs—have now completed the first step of the transaction by favoriting the tweet.

Which really brings up an ironic situation for these 18 Sun Devils: You need Adderall to think. You don't know the tweet is from a segway cop posing as an undergrad because you can't think. It's a full-proof bust!