Are Canadian football fields measured in meters or yards? And are there 100 of them in the field? You guys play on a 3-down system instead of a 4 down system, right? How many yards or meters to achieve a 1st down?

17. Prostitution is legal; pimping and operating or being found in or working in a "bawdy house" (every place where one or more prostitutes regularly work or where "indecent acts" are performed) are not. Solicitation in public is also illegal, which covers street and hotel prostitution. Massage parlours which provide handjobs or more are semi-tolerated. Generally the best bet are outcall escort services (which operate on shaky ground also, but are legal for both the prostitute and the customer) and independant call girls. Good luck with your endeavour!

18. Finders Keepers. Celine's all yours!

19. The universe is infinite, there is no 'centre'. What are they teaching you in that backwater town you live in, what is it called again, Edwardton... Eddington... Badminton...

21. This is so you remember to buy souvenirs before you leave Quebec. Because surely you have need for a carved wooden beaver, a Bonhomme snowglobe, A t-shirt that says 'Je suis SEXY' and some maple syrup, oui? Other say Je Me Souviens means 'I remember', which to me seems like a thinly veiled threat. Kind of like a license plate saying 'I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.'