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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

When I was little and small and young in my nerdy ways.... I had a life sized stuffed Ewok. It was my first nerdthing. It was awesome. I loved it. It introduced me to Star Wars before I'd even seen the movies.

YUP. I had a CUTE FUZZY EWOK TOY **BEFORE** I saw STAR WARS.

That's right fuckers. I was a Fake Geek Girl before it was cool. I am the Hipster QUEEN Hipsternerdgeekgirls.

Thing is "Fake" geek girls get a lot of shit.

But we're talking about Ewoks. Because Ewoks get a lot of shit.

For being cute. They get shit for being cute. I mean, how can you take anything cute seriously?

I mean... never mind that this band of small woodland creatures armed with vines and pointy sticks totally took out the Empire with all their AT-STs and blasters. They are cute. So they must be useless.

Cause yanno... you should totes judge on looks and not on like.... actions and stuff.