And so it is over America, and unlike December, I don’t have to apologise for losing and failing you, instead, I want to thank you.

But who am I thanking?

There’s a decent sized list so I’ll try and make it quick –

Firstly, my running mate and main manager of campaign: Jefferson Locke. He is the best VP I could ask for, I wouldn’t have had much of a chance if this man wasn’t in my corner backing my every decision.

Secondly, my entire cabinet: Without them, I wouldn’t have the stellar team you all are!

Thirdly, to the people who voted me in their primaries: I can’t even begin to describe how grateful I am that you have put your trust in me. The only promise I will make on this entire campaign is to try and repay that trust by trying my very best.

Where do we go next?

First stop would be the Oval Office. I have got the Unity Vote behind me, but that doesn’t stop the biggest obstacle in the way now –

Candor.

Now, I won’t call him a PTO. There’s a difference between him and the AFA, in the fact that he deplores the AFA’s tactics to get into the positions we’re in now.

But that doesn’t change the fact that he’s willing to work with them … so while he’s not a PTO, he’s just underneath them on the scale of badness. I cannot honestly in good conscience allow that to happen. Also, lets not forget he's actually being SUPPORTED by the AFA atm, so it's practically the next worst thing to them winning!

After that, we try to do what we can to keep this country ripping itself apart. I know my presidency will split some people between those who support it, and those who probably view me as some sort of “Pfeifferist Placed Puppet” … Sorry, had to take a second to gather myself after laughing hard at that bit, the thought that people would believe I’m a puppet of someone who, while I admire for his knowledge of the game, I also detest for his manner of playing and the blasé nature of his insults.

Again, I’m not going to promise I will bring the country together … I think that we won’t ever be truly unified because of everyones unique identity and feelings. All I will say is that I will try my hardest to work on getting people to work together and get along with at LEAST a modicum of restraint and calmness … Insulting people and generally being horrible won’t get you anywhere.

Final Last Words before the election?

I know some of you don’t like the Unity System because you feel it’s undemocratic. I wish and long for the days when parties would run their candidates and see who came out on top, but right now, until the AFA is gone from this country and gone for good, Unity is the best option we have lest we slip into anarchy and being PTO’d.

So I ask you to please, honor the results of this Unity and don’t let the above happen.

It is the early 60s. Two men campaign for the Presidency of the United States of America: Richard Nixon and John F. Kennedy. Two credible candidates. The USSR supports Kennedy. So, obviously, a unity candidate was needed. Nixon wins and America is safe until the next Unity election.

Ten years later Nixon is still president. He starts to actually talk to the arch-devils: the Chinese communists. He gets them to change enormous amounts of their trade and foreign policy. He is able to get them to change their ways. He finds a way to work with them. So, obviously, he is just below the arch-devils in badness. The USA rejects all of his works and finds a new Unity candidate to replace Nixon after the impeachment.

In Gore Bay, the elders and chiefs get together to congratulate a young woman who ended conflict by showing two men how to work together.

nice job regurgitating fed propaganda.. becausw you as a two week old player def understand a fou r year old grudge.. iI wait... n o u just believe tjem bcz they got to you firdt and sent u some fake story written by cromstar an old enemy so def all true

Ajay: No argument with the rights you have stated. The argument is with the methods you use to gain those rights and take away the rights of others by doing so. Stop farming foreign countries for "US citizens", and I would be more inclined to believe any word you have said. As far as someone with some intellect, you obviously have the monopoly on that... Or you would not have stated such divisive terms in soooooo many statements. And as some words of wisdom to that obvious intellect, we all know the definition of insanity... Or if we didn't before we played this game with you, we do now.

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