MANCHESTER United vice chairman Ed Woodward was said to be working round the clock last night in the search for a scapegoat, in the form of a new doctor, for Jose Mourinho to blame his side’s 4-0 loss to Chelsea on.

They're fucked. I keep reading stuff like they haven't got fergie style players, not Manchester United players etc. Until they abandon trying to replicate fergies era, they won't be building a good team any time soon.