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“The Hobbit” will become a trilogy

The director announced today on his official Facebook page that a third “The Hobbit” film has been greenlit. Variety soon reported that the movie will be due in theaters in summer 2014, though an official release date has not been set.

We always knew Jackson was a huge Tolkien fanboy, and he likely decided that he should tell Bilbo Baggins’ entire story — even the parts that aren’t in the pages of “The Hobbit” — in order to do the beloved hobbit justice. That’s why we’ll be finding out about “the ride of the Necromancer” and the “Battle of Dol Guldur” in a third film that will likely serve as a bridge between the first two “The Hobbit” films and his “Lord of the Rings” trilogy as well.

So much for his fanfare over “The Hobbit” wrapping production. As he wrote in this announcement, the reveal of a third film really is part of an unexpected journey. Though we’d be lying if we said we weren’t glad Jackson’s taking us there and back again.

Here’s Jackson’s full Facebook announcement:

It is only at the end of a shoot that you finally get the chance to sit down and have a look at the film you have made. Recently Fran, Phil and I did just this when we watched for the first time an early cut of the first movie – and a large chunk of the second. We were really pleased with the way the story was coming together, in particular, the strength of the characters and the cast who have brought them to life. All of which gave rise to a simple question: do we take this chance to tell more of the tale? And the answer from our perspective as the filmmakers, and as fans, was an unreserved ‘yes.’

We know how much of the story of Bilbo Baggins, the Wizard Gandalf, the Dwarves of Erebor, the rise of the Necromancer, and the Battle of Dol Guldur will remain untold if we do not take this chance. The richness of the story of The Hobbit, as well as some of the related material in the appendices of The Lord of the Rings, allows us to tell the full story of the adventures of Bilbo Baggins and the part he played in the sometimes dangerous, but at all times exciting, history of Middle-earth.

So, without further ado and on behalf of New Line Cinema, Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Wingnut Films, and the entire cast and crew of “The Hobbit” films, I’d like to announce that two films will become three.

It has been an unexpected journey indeed, and in the words of Professor Tolkien himself, “a tale that grew in the telling.”

Cheers,

Peter J

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