No, Rihanna Is Not Pregnant (But She Probably *Is* Still Dating Chris Brown, So There’s That)

Rihanna canceled two concerts in Dallas and Houston this week after coming down with an illness, which is bound to happen when you’ve been touring for, like, eleventy months. (Remember the 777 Tour? That was five months ago.) The singer went to the doctor, and after she was spotted there the Internet naturally assumed it meant she was pregnant, because only pregnant people need doctors.