Miley Cyrus & Madonna: A week of Instagram celebrity trash

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Instagram needs a garbage man

Celebrities love to stir up attention by doing and saying provocative things (instead of, just, you know — being super talented) and social media outlets like Instagram have become the proverbial curb on which celebrities dump their trash. Behold… (A couple of these are NSFW. Might want to grab the eye bleach before you proceed.)

Madonna

With her a** on display, Madonna tells us, "Looking for love in all the wrong places." Just ewww.

Miley Cyrus

Just when we were trying to recuperate from Miley Cyrus' bizarre lip art, she comes at us with this. Stop what you're doing and imagine that this is you. You had too much to drink on vacation, this seemed hilarious at the time and as you wake up in a fog the next morning, you start thinking, "Oh God, no. No. I didn't Instagram my bruised a** and gross vag, did I?" And your social media circle is maybe a few hundred at the most — not millions.

Kylie Jenner

Maybe Kris Jenner could step away from the rake she uses to gather her millions (that she's generating on the backs of her kids) long enough to realize she still has a minor in the house. For. The. Love. Kylie Jenner is 16 years old. Bikini selfies are tasteless and passé enough, but when they are of 16-year-old girls, it just makes our skin crawl a little. All we can think of is the not 16-year-old guys who are leering at these images. Hey God, we need a mom over here on aisle 10, please, because this child (and her friends) is missing one.

Naya Rivera

OK, this image isn't trashy, per se. You've just seen much worse. If we were really reaching we could get a little skeeved out that a fully clothed guy has a big cheesy smile on his face while he looks down at Naya Rivera's boobs, but that's child's play compared to these other images. What's offensive about this image is we're supposed to believe that Rivera hasn't had breast implants. Please see Exhibits A and B below of Rivera in June and March 2013.