Louis C.K. Had Kids 'A Little Too Late and a Little Too Fat in Life' (VIDEO)

Louis C.K. waited longer than most people do to have kids -- at least most people outside of Hollywood -- and now he has two very young ones at the not-so-tender age of 43 years old.

On 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (Weeknights, 12AM ET on ABC), he said you're supposed to be "a 26-year old father in a tight t-shirt going, 'Whoa! I'm gonna get ya!'"

Instead C.K. says he had his kids "a little too late and a little too fat." He finds himself taking them to the park and watching them run around. When they ask him to chase them, he responds, "If someone grabs you, maybe I'll chase them."

Even worse, he recalls that awkward situation every parent has gone through: When you're out with your kids who are too little to be left alone, and you absolutely have to use the bathroom right now. Those stalls may only hold one adult, but you can cram every single one of your kids in there with you.