The Sheriff's After Justin Bieber For What He Did to His Daughter

Justin Bieber and his posse of roughriders were playing miniature golf at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park on Monday night when a kerfuffle broke out that carried over into the batting cages. Justin bravely snatched a cell phone away from a chick who was standing nearby to make sure she wasn't filming his mini-muscles going Jet Li on twenty dudes. Grumpy still hasn't quite figured out that grabbing some girl's phone is going to get caught on camera by the next dufus over who is then going to sell it to TMZ and suddenly it's a thing. Now the police are forced to conduct a phony investigation so more cops and court officials can sell more shit to TMZ about a case of 'robbery'. Everybody gets excited because they want to see this extra-small cowboy put in the hoosegow and passed around like the communal Fleshlight. But you can't take out the Dark Lord's minion with a celebrity misdemeanor. Wake me when silver bullets or You Must Be This Tall to Go On This Ride signs are brought into the mix.