Our boy Tommy, on parole for doing some bitch-slapping and some crank, was caught cheating on his urine test with a "prosthetic penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack". WHOA - did you get all that? That is some fucking setup.

Apparently, these units are sold online, under the name....wait for it......the Wizzinator. As you can see, it comes in a variety of colors / ethnicities from white, tan, latino, brown and black, and can be loaded with "clean" freeze-dried urine and warmed up with heating packs - all of which is sewn up in a pair of tighty-whities!

The best part of the story? - and believe me, it was hard to choose - LA Deputy City Attorney Robert Cha says that this isn't the first time they've caught Sizemore pissing with the Whizzinator.