"All of those questions, messages, and stern commands that people have been whispering to Siri are stored on Apple servers for up to two years, Wired can now report. Yesterday, we raised concerns about some fuzzy disclosures in Siri's privacy policy. After our story ran, Apple spokeswoman Trudy Muller called to explain Apple's policy, something privacy advocates have asking for." Apple cares about your privacy.

I think Swash has been lying about his use of Apple products. You're supposed to become insanely creative immediately upon using an Apple product. But his demonstrated inability to create a funny joke (while delusionally believing it was in any way humorous) in this occasion proves otherwise.