All hail Melania Trump's cyberbullying campaign

Seriously, folks, nothing would do more to stop cyberbullying than for Melania Trump to make Donald Trump cut it out. That's how to protect children.

Though unavailable for comment due to “blood coming out of her wherever,” Megyn Kelly — and “Pig” Rosie O’Donnell and “Sleepy Eyes” Chuck Todd — fully understand this quiet, stoic bravery and valor. They know that had it not been for the debilitating pain of bone spurs on his heels, Trump would have been eager and honored to fight and even die in the Vietnam War instead of sending someone else in his place, whose name may be on The Wall.

No, not his imaginary wall on the Mexican border. The one on the National Mall in Washington honoring heroes who gave their lives for their country as they fought alongside other heroes, such as “Deep State” Marine 2nd Lt. Robert Mueller who earned the Bronze Star, the Purple Heart and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry in his time in Vietnam.