10 Secrets Women Keep From Men

Just like how men tell women what they think they want to hear, the shoe can also be on the other foot and women can learn to tell men the same thing. As a woman, sometimes it is hard to get a man to open up.

So here are some of the secrets that women have that they would never tell a man...enjoy and remember this is just a rebuttal to my friend Joe Rocket list!!

1. Yes it is about money! So we will tell you anything to get you to buy us that nice dress and shoes we saw at the mall.

2. A woman is less likely to feel romantic if a man is just laying on the couch, farting and all sweaty. if you want sex, get up and go take a shower.

3. Women are passionate about the things men like. Why? Because we have learned that if we show that we like what you do, it is easier to get what we want from you!

4. Women don't really like Sunday afternoon and Monday night football. However, if we act interested we can always get that extra cash from you to go shopping.

5. There is only 24 hours in a day and we women are not your personal maids. We don't get paid for cooking and cleaning up after you. So do your part and help without us having to ask you to. We will love you mroe for it.

6. We will take cold feet, hands, butts and everything over sweaty, stinky and ashy feet, hands and butt anyday!

7. A woman's willingness to put up with a man B.S has to do with the fact that we can do a lot with the extra income you bring in, after all it does help us save our own cash while we go out and spend yours.

8. When a woman say they want to sit down and talk, they are saying that it is time for you to come clean and stop lying about your actions. We already know that you were not out drinking wiht your buddies like you said...so we are just allowing you the chance to come clean.

9. Women hate dating because we have to dress to impress you guys and act like a prima donna at dinner, when all we want to do is be ourself. We also do not know if you will ask us to split the tab or say you forget your wallet at home.

10. You can work out all you want. While women like a man with a buff body...it don't count if your body is buff but your attitude is nasty.