This would actually make a great run of episodes on "Curb Your Enthusiasm".....What a couple!Star Pulse:Martha Stewart is using her TV show to help her land a date with newly-single Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David. The lifestyle queen confessed to a crush on the Seinfeld creator during a recent interview with his Curb Your Enthusiasm co-star Susie Essman, which aired on her daily show - and then grilled the actress for information about him.Stewart said, "He could be a funny boyfriend... (You should) invite me as a house guest or something."She went on to tell her guest she liked David "a lot."When Essman explained how David was single after splitting from his wife Laurie Lennard this year, Stewart replied, "I know, that's why I'm interested... that's why I keep mentioning him."

Looks like she has 1 or 2 or 92 vices.....Us:It only took a brief run-in with Lauren Conrad (and most recently Heidi Montag) on The Hills for Spencer Pratt's younger sister Stephanie to become an overnight sensation. Then came the scrutiny: A report surfaced that she had been arrested last year for shoplifting.Stephanie, 21, details the bust, as well as her struggles with addiction, in the latest issue Us Weekly, on newsstands now.Stephanie says she started smoking pot at 15. "In a matter of months, I was on to other things," she adds. "I was a blackout drinker too."Once in history class, I was so high that when the teacher wasn't looking, I asked a girl to feel my heart. It was beating so fast I thought I was going to die."Her brother couldn't deal with her problem."Spencer got mad because he was always defending me at school, saying I wasn't on drugs even when I was," Stephanie says. "He stopped talking to me for a bit."It took a 2006 arrest — she had stolen $1,300 worth of merchandise from a Neiman Marcus in Honolulu, where she was working as a production assistant on ABC's Lost — for her to realize she needed help."When I was arrested, I was so humiliated," she tells Us. "Because of all the drugs that were in me, I passed out and had to go to hospital, where I called my parents."Getting arrested was a blessing," she adds. "I don't think I would have been able to get off drugs without that wake-up call."Now sober, Stephanie thanks her family: "They never gave up on me."

Friday, December 07, 2007

Not gonna happen...........USFriends may have ended in 2004, but the successful series lives on in syndication, and a reunion hasn't been ruled out by one of the Central Perk regulars, Courteney Cox."I don't think so," Cox, 43, tells Us Weekly in its latest issue. "But I would never say 100 percent no."And what would her Friends character, Monica Geller, be up to now?"She's running her suburb and in charge of the PTA," hypothesized Cox, now the star of FX's Dirt. "She's driving Chandler crazy, and he's probably driving her crazy too."

Yowza. Fire the designer!.... Or give them a raise........Daily Mail:It was the kind of faux-pas one could virtually guarantee Bridget Jones would make at a film premiere.Yet it might be hoped that Renee Zellweger, who plays her on screen, might have a bit more decorum.As Zellweger strode onto the red carpet for the latest movie in London, a gust of wind carried her dress away revealing a rather severe split up her thigh.Moments later, posing for photographers, she again unintentionally flashed when she bent down to rearrange the polkadot creation - now sopping wet from the rain - when it wound uncomfortably around her leg.

Spice Girls star Victoria Beckham has poked fun at music mogul Simon Cowell, suggesting he has no kids because he has a low sperm count. The cheeky pop star was chatting with Cowell's TV presenter girlfriend Terri Seymour backstage at the Spice Girls show in Los Angeles on Wednesday night when she started quizzing her about the couple's plans to have children.Seymour said, "I would like them but he doesn't," prompting Beckham to joke, "I think it's because his trousers are too high and too tight. I think it's affecting his sperm count!"

But what about her huge career? Oh ya, never mind.......Exposay:Former TRL Host Vanessa Minnillo is ready to have babies with boyfriend Nick Lachey.The 27-year-old host is reportedly desperate to have a baby and that she is already behind her schedule of starting a family. She said she always thought to have 3 kids in her mid 20's."I thought I'd have kids by 21. I thought I'd have three by the age of 25. Everybody says you wait until you're 30 to have kids because they become your life."Minnillo, who had been commissioned by Flirt! Cosmetics to be their spokesperson, is cohabiting with Lachey."Now we have so much time together. I've learned to work and play when I can, because trust me, I plan to settle down, get married and have kids," she says.

I approve!Entertainmentwise:Angelina Jolie is reportedly desperate to regain her Tomb-raiding curves for an upcoming film role.As Entertainmentwise reported yesterday, the A Mighty Heart actress has landed the part of real-life arms-trafficking spy Kathi Lynn Austin on the big screen.And, according to insiders, Angie – who has been looking pretty skeletal in recent months – is determined to bulk up for the action role.An insider said: “She’s already getting some weight on. She wants to look physically stronger.”

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Derober has the full story and a video. Good for Trump!!!!:Donald Trump came in for dinner on Monday at the Buffalo Club. The reservation was under his friend’s name so nobody was expecting him to come in. I assume he’s in LA preparing for the celebrity Apprentice thing he’s doing. We have a special area for VIP’s so the celebs can see and be seen with each other. Donald ordered an ice tea and his friend showed up 10 minutes later. When I was telling them about the specials, I felt like an airline steward must feel giving instructions before takeoff. They just talked over me. Neither touched the soup.Donald ordered the pasta and the other guy had the same. When they were finished, they both ordered cappuccinos. We’re sort of famous for our capps! My co-worker wanted me to ask him for his autograph so he could give it to his dad for Christmas. Yeah right.I finally brought them out the check. Trump grabbed it and actually spoke to me from the first time.“What’s the biggest tip you ever got?”“Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot. He tipped me $500 on a $1000 check once.”Trump nodded his head.“You’re very good at your job.”“Thanks.”Trump and the other guy got up to leave, said thanks again and left.I went back to the table to grab the check but didn’t have time to look at it until later. When I did, I couldn’t believe what I saw. Honestly, at first I thought he had tipped me $1000. But when I looked a second (and twentieth) time, it was actually $10,000. I was speechless. Honestly, it was a really rough month for me. Who thought Donald Trump of all people would make my year? But he did. I actually tried calling his office to say thanks which is impossible. So if you’re reading this, Mr. Trump, thank you!”

Star Pulse: Singer John Mayer and Ricki Lake have prompted rumors of a romance, after the crooner confessed he has a crush on the talk show host. Mayer, 30 met a newly svelte Lake at a PR company's Christmas party on Tuesday.According to the New York Post, he told her, "I've had a crush on you for two years."The pair then exchanged numbers, went their separate ways but texted each other into the night.Single Mayer has been linked to Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz. Lake divorced husband of 11 years Rob Sussman.

All the talk about Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt still does not add up to the past decade of talk about her breasts.........

People:• Model Petra Nemcova: "There are different angles that everybody, even if you're in great shape, can look bad in a photograph. And printing these images is definitely influencing people's minds – the stars themselves, but also the people who are reading and looking at the images, the teenagers. It's definitely good that she spoke out."

• Rosario Dawson: "They'll make a whole story about it if someone gains 5 lbs. ... It think there is a huge obsession with size-zero jeans, and it's just really scary. I don't really know where that comes from. We're not really in the Twiggy era anymore. It makes me really nervous, because I don't know how in the world we're supposed to be that thin unless we're totally starving and drugging up."

• Anne Hathaway: "[As an actress], most of the year, your body is your own. But to be ridiculed for it is upsetting. But to also have to defend it or explain it or rejoice in it or put it down, or to be expected to have a public opinion about it ... I don't understand when that happened. I don't think women should only be defined by their bodies and their weight. It's a cycle we've been in for some time, and I don't really like it."

You never hear Van Halen or BonJovi say this stuff..........Exposay:Mel B pinches her fellow Spice Girls' butts on stage.Scary Spice is so excited about being reunited with her band mates - Emma Bunton, Mel C, Victoria Beckham and Geri Halliwell - she can't help but show her affection in her trademark outrageous fashion.Emma said, "Mel B has got this thing at the moment for pinching all of our bottoms - it really makes us giggle!"

Jennifer must be so flattered....Access Hollywood:All Jevon Jackson wanted was to hang a picture of Jennifer Aniston in his room.But because his room was a cell at a Green Bay prison, the warden wouldn’t allow it. Jackson took his case to federal court, where a judge ruled Wednesday in favor of the prison — but offered the inmate advice on how to get a picture of the TV and movie star.Jackson, a murderer, ran afoul of the state prison system when he ordered a commercial picture of Aniston, who starred on the television series “Friends.”The prison has a policy against inmates receiving, and thus displaying, commercially published photographs. It adopted the policy in 2006 because of the increasing volume of mail — some 1,500 pieces of mail a day, according to prison officials.The commercially published photos often contained nudity or other forbidden content such as gang symbols, officials told the court.Jackson, 30, argued that his First Amendment rights had been violated. He also said it didn’t make sense to disallow commercial photographs but at the same time allow magazines that could contain hundreds of images.

Don't wait, dump him now....Daily Mail:Simon Cowell's long-suffering girlfriend Terri Seymour has revealed she plans to dump the X Factor creator, when she is ready to start a family.In a candid interview model Terri Seymour, 33, who has been dating multi-millionaire Simon for five years, has admitted that she will eventually leave her music mogul boyfriend because he does not want to have children.

I'm undecided on whether this is an exciting or disturbing image....Page 6:VICTORIA "Posh Spice" Beckham tells Elle: "I sleep naked. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night." Meanwhile, the fashionista with her own clothing line trashes other boldface designer wannabes. "There are so many - and I hate the word celebrities - clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it." Unlike those impostors, she's entitled, she says, because, "I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I don't give a [bleep] what anybody thinks!"

Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walshhas applauded Jennifer Love Hewitt for hitting out at the media for criticizing recent bikini photographs that showed her in a less than flattering light.Hewitt was snapped in her black two-piece swimsuit last week as she enjoyed a dip in the sea - but the Ghost Whisperer star's larger-than-usual bottom soon became the subject of ridicule on many celebrity blogs.Hewitt then posted a message on her website saying she is content with her figure, but is unhappy that comments on her weight will put young girls under more pressure to diet. And Walsh, who was photographed wearing a bikini while relaxing with her new husband on Thanksgiving Day, has defended Hewitt's right to sunbathe without having to worry about tabloid criticism of her physique.Walsh says, "She's a person and she's not being lit in a studio and made up, or airbrushed, or wardrobed, and it's not a fat thing - you're on a beach and you're on vacation."

Maybe she was holding his hand and coaching him through a tough session.....Celebitchy:Just when you thought the Reese and Jake romance had played its PR course comes another story that makes you scratch your head and wonder if their suspicious relationship is the real thing. Reese and Jake are said to have had a quickie in an airplane bathroom after they were spotted making out in the back row of a first class flight from Frankfurt to LA. They then disappeared into the loo together for a full 11 minutes, and gave themselves away when they each did the walk of shame back to their seats. Their friends on the flight were careful not to look at them or snicker too hard.

Stay tuned to the official Journey website for official word, but until then:Melodic Rock:2007 has been a long year for curious Journey fans and followers, patiently waiting to hear what the next move from the band would be following the decision to part with vocalist Jeff Scott Soto. And the demand for information from readers has been constant, so without further delay - it is finally time for a Journey update.The band has a new singer. An official announcement and press release will come in due course, but I can confirm today that the brand new vocalist for Journey is ArnelPineda.Arnel is the frontman for Philippines rock band Zoo, who earlier in 2007 released their debut album Zoology. Arnel is no stranger to performing, having been in various Asian bands since the 80s and has previously released a solo album back in 1999.But it is Zoo that has captured people's attention - the band are extremely popular on the club circuit in the Philippines, and to a worldwide audience via a number of clips posted to YouTube. The band is known not only for their originals but for their performances of an array melodic rock covers. The band's most popular covers have been that of Journey's classics and it is these YouTube performances that caught the eye and ear of guitarist Neal Schon.

I have included Arnel's old band "The Zoo" performing a cover of Journey's "Seperate Ways".

At least they didn't say stinky. That one would have hurt...........Entertainmentwise:Teri Hatcher is being sued by a skincare company – and, surprisingly, it’s not for crimes against botox.CelebTV.com has obtained a lawsuit filed against the frozen-faced Desperate Housewives star for breach of contract.According to a civil suit filed on December 4 in L.A. Superior Court, Hydroderm skincare allege they paid Teri up to $2.4 million to endorse their products exclusively – and then she went and plugged competitors' skincare lines. The court papers state: "Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products (at least 17!) that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful."Or not.Hydroderm calls Hatcher's behavior "willful, oppressive, fraudulent and malicious."The company wants its money back and is seeking unspecified damages, plus attorneys fees and costs.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Selma Blair is back on the market. The actress confirms to PEOPLE, "I'm single." So when did she split with boyfriend Matthew Felker? "Oh, it was a while ago," the star explained at the L.A. opening of the new Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie store. "While I was in Budapest [filming Hellboy 2]." Blair, 35, and the model-actor (best known as Britney Spears's kissing partner in the "Toxic" video) met through mutual friends. They and had been dating steadily since her divorce from Ahmet Zappa last November. "I've just been reconnecting with my friends," Blair says of life post-boyfriend. Before catching up with Ashley Olsen (who was also on hand for the launch), Blair was game to pose with some of the store's more provocative wares – namely leather whips and gold-plated handcuffs. Surrounded by lace slips and garter belts, the actress said her newly single status doesn't lessen her love of lingerie. "I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself," she said. "It just makes you feel beautiful." And that, incidentally, is also what she's looking for in a man. "I want someone who makes me feel good," she said, adding with a sly smile, "if you know what I mean."

I love her. End of story........Access Hollywood:But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored. I work with people who have 12-, 13-, 14-year-old girls who are fascinated by her. They look up to her, and that’s not great. You can buy videotapes in which you can see her (slang word for female genitalia).”..........“Well, in late 2005 Paula Abdul did a guest bit on the show, and she was awful. I was pregnant at the time and probably a little moody, but I remember thinking, ‘She’s a disaster! I gotta prop this lady up and get her on TV.‘”.............“Will Ferrell tried to stab me once. We had been up all night writing skits for the guy from ‘Dawson’s Creek’—James Van Der Beek. And you know, it was ‘SNL’, so we were all hopped up on goofballs, out of our minds on quaa-ludes and horse antibiotics. I foolishly made a disparaging joke about Will’s skit. I was like, ‘Really, dude? A hat salesman who’s afraid of hats? That’s the best you can come up with?‘ And he lunged at me with a letter opener. I remember thinking, ‘This guy’s a genius. It would be an honor to be killed by him,‘” concluded Tina.

You gotta love Bill!......Yahoo:Former President Bill Clinton proved that not even the Queen of Spain could distract him from sitting beside his favourite actress Penelope Cruz.Clinton was present at the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala on Park Avenue along with Vogue editor Anna Wintour and Queen Sofia of Spain.According to socialdiary.com, Mr. Clinton was seated next to the Queen of Spain, on her right with Mr. Oscar de la Renta on her left.To the left of Mr. de la Renta was Ms. Cruz, and to right of Mr. Clinton was Anna Wintour.The main highlight of the evening was when former president eventually switched his seat with Mr. de la R so that he could be seated next to the movie star.After being felicitated with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton revealed to the audience that he has seen everyone of the Cruz's movie."I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because even though I'm not of Spanish descent, I've seen every one of Penelope Cruz's movies - and I liked them all," said Clinton.

Good choice Will........Exposay:Will Smith has distanced himself from Scientology.The "I Am Legend" star and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith were introduced to the religion by friend Tom Cruise, but Will has chosen not to become a follower..........The 39-year-old actor added to US TV show "Access Hollywood", "I was introduced to Scientology by Tom and I'm a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household, I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98 per cent the same ideas of Scientology, 98 per cent the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.""When I sit and I talk with Tom, he is one of the greatest spirits that I've ever met - someone who is committed to making the world better. You have people who are attacking and want to fight that don't know nothing - how you going to not know nothing about Scientology and attack somebody? It's dangerous and it's ignorant.""How can I condemn someone for what they believe and I believe that God was born from a pregnant virgin?"

A "new" Heather Mills porno picture has been uncovered. If you want to ogle the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, feel free to click on the link. Or, if you're in a giving mood, donate some cash to Make a Wish Foundation and help a sick child's dream come true........Or you could do both as I did....Heather Mills nude link

As far as addictions go, I think this is a safe one.......Exposay:Heidi Klum is addicted to having babies.The Victoria's Secret model - who has two sons with husband Seal, two-year-old Henry and one-year-old Johan and a three-year-old daughter Leni from her relationship with Italian businessman FlavioBriatore - has confessed she misses being pregnant and wants more babies.Heidi, 34, said, "I do miss being pregnant. Children are very addicting. Once they start growing up, you miss when they were little. So, maybe."

Jennifer Love Hewitt's official site:Thursday, November 29, 2007 Blog: About the Hawaii Photos...This is the last time I will address this subject.I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.XoxoJLH

Sunday, December 02, 2007

I can hear the Johns explaining to the cops..."It's for charity!....."Telegraph:A Chilean prostitute has become an instant celebrity in the Roman Catholic country after auctioning 27 hours of sex to raise money for a disabled children's charity.Maria Carolina has made headlines and appeared on talk shows since she announced her donation to the televised Telethon, Chile's largest fundraising event that will run for 27 hours this weekend."I am going to contribute with my work to a purposethat touches me deeply," said the brunette.To dispel any doubts, she promised to post a picture of the bank deposit slip on the website where she advertises her services.Miss Carolina, who charges $300 for a 90-minute session, estimated that she would raise more than $4000."I've already auctioned off the 27 hours," the prostitute said. "One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."Mario Kreutzberger, the Telethon organiser, was reluctant to accept her pledge."Everyone can do what they want," the television presenter said. "But if someone tells me that they'll do something immoral ... I'm not going to encourage it."

Dr. Phil can do it all...............Star Pulse:Halle Berry has TV therapist Dr. Phil MacGraw to thank for her perfect pregnancy - his family-friendly book has helped the star and her model boyfriend come to terms with parenthood. Berry's beau Gabriel Aubry reveals Dr. Phil's book "Family First" has proved invaluable. He says, "(It's a) great book. I recommend it."Aubry admits he has become a pregnancy scholar as he plans to become a first-time father: "I've been in preparation mode for five months... I've read a lot of books."And one lesson he's learned is something he'd like to pass on to other fathers-to-be: "Don't say she's fat."