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Apparently there's a report which did the rounds and it said successful eradication would cost $25 billion.

We've crunched the numbers and our research shows that it might only involve weekly instalments of about $4.70.

The news gets even better, because I've talked to some of my mates in the corporate world, and they're willing to match that $4.70 a week through a complex series of tax breaks conducted via Panama.

Now all that takes time of course. I have a busy schedule this week, but I'll have another look at it as soon as I can.

TUESDAY

Bronagh said, "Not going into work today?"

I said, "Yeah. Later. I'm just catching up on some internet banking."

I studied my financial interests in the Bank of America and Colorado-based investment company Little Nell, and totted up my full ownership of the home in Parnell, the holiday home at Omaha Beach, the holiday home at Maui, and the apartment in London.