Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I dedicate this blog to Michelle and Angie. Two of the bestest people I have ever known and like me, have had their share of friends that don't have what it takes to be there for you, put themselves second, or even just be decent human beings. I hope we all spend 2009 with people that matter and can leave behind the fair weather friend and laugh off their ridiculousness after all.

Sung to the tune of the Golden Girls theme song:

Thank you for being a (fair-weather) friend.You know I'll take your crap again and again.We both know its true,You're a pal when its con-venient.

And if you threw a party...Invited everyone you knew...You would see the person to clean up would be meAnd you know I'll still come backBecause I am your doormat.

And, though you may not noticeI have had it just up to here.You will see the next person to fix it won't be meAnd I really will not missMy little (fair-weather) friend.

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About Me

-I am, at once, highly ambitious and extremely lazy.
-I like to pick fights with people on Apartmentratings.com.
-I believe in survival of the fittest and eat or be eaten. I think children should be raised to claw their way to the top and know the difference between right and wrong. In that respect, I believe Liberal America is destroying what is great about freedom and about living in general.
-I have never been able to wear high heels for more than five minutes.
-Processed lunch meat makes me think of people who may be missing limbs. This fact disturbs me as much as it just disturbed you.
-The theme song to Unsolved Mysteries has been known to make me cry.
-I once ate a boullion cube.