Screw April Fools, here’s Chapter 6 a day early

I had to dodge room mates addicted to Stardew Valley on my computer, a run to the dog park, a lawn so overgrown because of an irrepressably wet spring that the lawnmower couldn’t handle it, and when I jumped online to see what translated chapters were on WordPress I saw a wall of “April Fools” jokes. So annoying.

So I sped my schedule to make sure a REAL chapter of something to read landed in your laps on this juvenile holiday.