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Libertarians For Kucinich Poll Results – Funny Stuff

To be quite honest, I haven’t given Dennis Kucinich much thought as a candidate, but after reading this, I think I’ll check him out. I have to like a candidate whose supporters have such a good sense of humor.

Even more interestingly, when Ron Paul is run in a hypothetical election against more liberal members of his party, such as Pat Buchanan, Libertarians continue to support Kucinich by a consistent 2:1 margin.

In fact, 2 out of 3 Libertarians recommend Dennis Kucinich as part of a healthy political diet.

Now, we know that the Libertarian Purists and the Ron Paul campaign alike will attack our methodology and point out that our margin of error is 35%. However, they are just being political and are angry that our rigorous poll has 65% correctness.

Below are the poll percentage results:

1) Which of the following candidates would make the best president of the United States?

4) If Ron Paul loses the Republican Party primary, which one of the following actions would you support?

a) Having Ron Paul declare his undying support for Dennis Kucinich for president — 33.33%
b) Having Ron Paul get real and understand that only Dennis Kucinich could bring us Liberty in Our Lifetime ™ — 33.33%
c) Having Ron Paul donate his life savings to the Kucinich for President Campaign Committee — 33.34%
d) I am a purist Libertarian pantywaist who intends to vote for Phillies or Smith — 0.00%
e) I support Daniel Imperato and forgot to take my lithium this morning: — (-0.01%)

7) If Dennis Kucinich loses the Democratic primary, should the Libertarian Party change its bylaws to allow him to become the Libertarian nominee?

a) Yes, because we need Dennis Kucinich in the White House! — 33.33%
b) Hell yes, because Dennis’s eyes see through the lies! — 33.33%
c) Are you kidding?!? Of course! — 33.32%
d) I am a Libertarian purist who hates real progress and thus am opposed to this incredibly good idea you’ve brought up — 0.01%

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ENM, why should a vital woman such as yourself be threatened by the broiling masculinity of Daniel Imperato? That’s pure manhood. That’s a man who could make that four month old pork roast stuck in the back of your freezer climax.

A vegan like Kucinich can’t bring that sort of heat to the boardroom or the bedroom. Have you ever heard of a sexy Croatian? Kucinich will keep the LP a sterile asexual union of eunuchs.

The Statue of Liberty is holding a hammer and sickle, and all of the “serious” posts are just Ron Paul’s Congressional floor speeches (you can find their full text on LewRockwell.com), except replacing his attacks on gay rights with attacks on gun rights by using the same tortured “states rights” logic that totally ignores the 14th Amendment.

The point of the site is to show that Libertarians who support Dennis Kucinich would be slightly less retarded (and un-libertarian) than all of the Libertarians currently supporting Ron Paul.

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