Santorum's supporters attack the wall.While they manage to take out one brick, the girl holding the fish critically fails and splatters fish guts all over the brick.

Winning our Future-MGB516

"Hey Romney!"

"What?""You know i'll establish a moon colony right? If you support me, I'll make you king of the moon."

Gingrich's demagogue feat critically succeeded, although it was not a racist demagogue feat, so Mitt has merely turned into Spaceman Mitt.

The tea Partiers burst out of the room.

As most of them arm themselves, one atrtempts to convince the janitor that Gingrich will create "An America for Americans."

Jose is miffed by this thought and walks away. the remaining teabaggers wait near the enemy doors.

Vermin Supreme-runswithlegos

Vermin whips out a glitter bomb.

And waits

RunsWithLegos wrote:also summon few [bloodthirsty] penises to the field KILLER penises FOR EVERYONE. and by every one i mean me.

The penises are out to kill everyone. Anyone can claim them as a faction.

Restore Our Future- Robot Monkey

"Chaaarge! For America!"

The lead Romney fan barely manages to block the blow. The one holding the plate behind him prepares a pitch...

And deals a whopping 15 damage.

"Jimmy?"

The remaining Romnites rush out.

The Cult of Paul-tymon555

Several cultists arm themselves.

No successful attacks though.

Ron Paul tries a cultist-summoning feat, but fails.

The Rent is 2 Damn High Party-Silverdream.

"These walls are too damn high!"

The walls are not impressed. Neither is Jimmy or the rest of his party, who begin to attack the walls in their fury, ignoring the perfectly good doors. Clearly the rent isn't the only thing that's too damn high.

The walls tumble, and the cultist drops his basketball.

Vermin Supreme prepares his glitter bomb.

As it clatters on the ground uselessly, the criminal notices that all of the keys are still in the vehicles.