On thin ice? DSquared2’s “Skate Moss” boots.

If you’re going to be silly, you might as well be ridiculous and perhaps that’s the thinking behind these ice skate themed heels from DSquared2. Known as “Skate Moss” these crazy boots have an 8 inch heel and 2 inch platform teetering on an ice-skate.

However, if you’re thinking of skating in them prepare for disappointment: fortunately for floors everywhere the skate has a rubber bottom.

The boots should hit the internet this month through Zappos Couture, priced between about $1,400 and $1,800.

Meanwhile, for a different kind of skating experience (and just as impractical) how about high heeled roller skates? Here are a couple of pictures we spotted recently on humanoddball.com.