I just woke up. Im surprised I shortly fell asleep actually. It’s now 2:1o am. I was up for 2 days to celebrate queensday (big dutch holiday). I slept for about 4 hours I guess. I started crying the minute after I woke up and found the nerves to turn around. I felt literally frozen. I guess I had a bad dream.Â Cant really remember. All I know is that I really want to smoke some weed. But I’m afraid of the dark (yes Im a baby) and for some reason Im too scared to even get out of bed to pee.

I did almost throw myself out of the diamond wheel. I really cant come up with the english word for “reuzenrad”. But you know, a wheel that goes like 55 meters up and you make those rounds. It was called the diamond wheel. anyway. We were up at the highest point, and it looked so pretty. And I really had the urge to jump out of the cart. When you think about it they actually make it pretty easy for people. There was a door and glas something but you could easily slide through the window-ish thing. I really regret not doing it.

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Chkristina-does that really bother you?I meant to put the k,whenever there Is a word with ch toqether I put a k next to It kinda like I did In your name.If It bothers you I’m sorry,deal with It.Sorry If I’m beinq mean but you arnt the first person to point that out and It’s just annoyinq.

Lifeishorrible. It does bother me. I dont understand why you want to sound like an idiot. And I know you have said that before. But, I dont want someone talking like an idiot in my posts. So how bout creating a new post where you and shewolf can talk?

Chkristina-Damn were Is all the hate cominq from?You sound just like Shaolin and Gaara.This Is suppose to be a positive site,I’m tryinq to keep my cool so can you just let me sound like an Idiot?Don’t worry tho,now I know I can’t talk to you cause I’m dumb.

lifeishorrible, this is the last I’m ever going to say anthing about this.
I did not say you are dumb, I said you sound dumb. I dont understand why anyone would make themselve sound dumber than they actually are? That irritates me. If someone doesnt know how to spell the words right because theyre native language isnt english does not bother me. You however, are an american. You said you know how to spell. Then I dont understand why the fuck you would want to sound like a dumb fuck. And if you do so in your own posts, thats okay, thats your posts. But, this is my post. And if I dont want it. You should just shut the fuck up.

Chkristina-Are you sure you arnt Shaolin????Cause you sound exactly like him.So let me qet this,your mad cause I don’t spell riqht?And yeah I’m american,”the land of the free”so arnt I free to spell how ever I want?Arnt I allowed to sound like a dumb fuchk?Arnt I allowed to strike when I’m drunk?:pInstead of talkinq shit to me you should forqet about how I spell and have a friiendly conversation.Yeah I’m the “qanqster”and your not tho I come out to be more friendly then you.You should worry about Important stuff and not about how a person spells haha.

Sigh. I said it would be the last but here I am reacting again. Since I cant stand people acting this fucking stupid. Yes Im pretty sure I’m not Shaolin. Though maybe I should check with him to see if im right.
o my fucking god what is wrong with you? I said you cou can sound like a fucking idiot. But not in my posts so what the fuck is your problem? You just said I’m not nice so why the fuck would you still keep commenting?

Hey, lifeishorrible just playing little mediator here. Christina isn’t calling you dumb and isn’t trying to be mean to you. Just seems the spelling and everything is bothersome – not being mean or anything, ok? I know it’s meant to be a positive site, but obviously tension is building here… It is Christina’s post afterall, and I am glad you commented willing to help and as she said “Thanks for commenting.” So probably best to leave it at that instead of both of you “attacking” each other…right? Really though, I don’t think hard feelings are meant.

Cause I’m hopinq that you say somethinq nice haha.Come on I’m takinq all your shit without sayinq anythinq bad to you.Doesn’t that mean anythinq to you?Do you wanna be cool or hold me aqainst my qrammer?I’m a really nice person as you can see!Do you really want to dislike someone on here?I’m sorry for everythinq,so what do you say?

Chkristina-This Is my last time talkinq to you I promise.I keep replayinq what you told me,you made me feel like crap:/All because I purposly mispell words.Do this for me please.Watchk what you say to people on this site cause you just miqht push them over the edqe,thats how you made me feel just now:/You only talk crap to those jersey sellinq people that come on here to sell jerseys haha.I may be a thuq but Inside I’m a soft as a teddy bear!I’m not touqh,that’s why I’m on this site.

I hope one day we could be friends.Aqain sorry for ruininq your post,I just decided to put my opinion out there at the wronq time,I’m sorry.

How odd. This post was written almost a year ago, and its the third most viewed post on 11April2013, at 1:58 AM.
Whatever happened to LifeIsHorrible and Christina? Did Christina jump from the reuzenrad? Did LIH ever decide to start spelling properly? Who the hell is Shaolin Gumby?

“How odd. This post was written almost a year ago, and its the third most viewed post on 11April2013, at 1:58 AM.
Whatever happened to LifeIsHorrible and Christina? Did Christina jump from the reuzenrad? Did LIH ever decide to start spelling properly? Who the hell is Shaolin Gumby?”

How the hell is this the second most viewed post of the day?! It was written almost a year ago and there’s no mention of helium hoods.
There’s a sequel. It’s called “I need to pee. The sequel”? Comments have been disabled on that post, and it answers none of the pressing questions raised in this submission.

I don’t know whether you’re familiar with 20/20 cricket. It’s really exciting and games are often decided on the last ball. Yesterday was no exception. It was CSK v Royal Challengers in the IPL (Indian Premier League). I decided to have a small investment on CSK as they were due and RCB were unlikely to sustain their winning streak, especially at home to CSK.

Royal Challengers put up an impressive score with Virat Kohli and A V de Villiers doing some serious damage. Then CSK started slowly and the run rate required was 13 an over at one stage.

CSK needed 2 runs to win off the last ball. It was Jadeja on strike. He was caught of the last delivery and I was counting my losses. To my amazement it was a no ball so CSK ran through for the single and won it.

You couldn’t make it up. They needed 2 to win off the last ball, Jadeja gets out but still wins it scoring 2 with a ball to spare.

Cricket. Didn’t the British import that sport into India when they colonized that sub-continent? What would Ghandi think?
I read how British soldiers initially brewed India Pale Ale during their ‘stay’ there. The soldiers wanted a beer that would be suitable for tropical weather.
You’re on a winning streak, huh? It sounds like you no longer have a gambling problem – you’re picking winners now.

Yeah, it was the greatest British import. That and the railways. All the top international players now play in India in search of fortune and glory. I wouldn’t call it a winning streak. I have a problem which hopefully will be resolved on 5th May.

Yeah, I’m a sucker for history. Did you know that railroad ties were spaced apart based on roads created by chariots from ancient Romans? Besides frequenting suicide sites I watch a lot of History Channel, Discovery, etc.
May 5th. That’s Cinco de Mayo. It’s a Mexican holiday in America commemorating some battle where Mexico defeated the French. Nowadays that translates into cheap margaritas and discounted Corona’s. It seems like most holidays morph into an excuse to get shnozzled.
Do you think Christina is aware of the renewed interest in her nearly year old post? What would cause this post to keep re-entering the most viewed position? Can one person click on a post 100 times in a day and artificially create this phenomenon? Another one of life’s great mysteries, I suppose.

Yeah it’s possible. You know it was My life’s ambition to defeat the mighty HHM. I used to lay awake at night plotting my revenge. I came close once and despite my overwhelming need to claim victory, I refrained from cheating by clicking my own post and inflating the viewing figures. It remains my single greatest loss. I’ve had many.

Who knows whether she still lurks. No doubt a lot of them do. I’m glad that she was able to achieve the one thing that eluded me.

Beating HHM is certainly a lofty aspiration. Dream big or go home, huh?
You account for something like, what..2% of all the comments on here? As a youngster, did you ever dream that someday you would become a frequent commenter on a suicide site?
“What do you want to do when you grow up”?
“Become a recurring fixture on a suicide site – Duh”!

Life has a way of interfering with carefully laid out plans. I thought by this time I’d be filthy rich and living with a playmate. That hasn’t happened. Instead I’m typing to imaginary people who want to die multiple time zones away. Oh well. At least I’m not fat.

It gets worse. I’m now sharing my room with a pigeon. I’ve got an old style fireplace in my room. The pigeons flown down the chimney behind the wall. I thought it was trapped so I opened the fireplace. I think it’s probably using it as a nest. It didn’t fly through the gap I created. It’s like I didn’t turn the fire on or it’d be frazzled. Anyway, I’m just glad for the company.

You have a pigeon for a roommate?!? You just keep getting more and more interesting.
You quit your chat room, huh? I checked in there yesterday and noticed you hadn’t popped in for a week.
You underestimate your entertainment value, Torrential Downpour. You legion of fans are numerous, albeit silent.
If I ever win the lottery I’ll fly you out to the USA and we’ll get shnozzled, go to the track (horse racing), and bother militant lesbians at the strip club. Now *that’s* a realistic goal to shoot for. A worthwhile pursuit if I do say so myself.

Strange Thought: If reincarnation is real, and you had to come back as woman, would you rather be a Lipstick Lesbian or a Diesel Dyke?
I’m not really sure. I wouldn’t want to come back as a woman, but if I had no choice in the matter I’d probably go the lesbo route. Hopefully I’d be hot.
Reincarnation is sort of a crappy concept if you’re suicidal. How do you know things wouldn’t be worse the second time around? Like was Bill Gates an earthworm in his last life? Or a dung beetle? What would Hitler come back as? A toxic dumpsite?
I’m only 3 beers in to the evening. This must be philosophical beer.

@ Soft Falling Rain; What if the pigeon who’s taken up residence in your fireplace is actually the reincarnated being of someone you met on this site?
I smell a story here……
Don’t be creeped out here. I’m sure the pigeon would taste good if things go south.

#5 most read post of the day. Written nearly a year ago, ‘I really need to pee’ continues to draw in visitors. Its like that Pink Floyd album that stayed on the charts for a decade or so. Dark side of the spoon, I think.
I wonder if Christina is aware of her legacy. This enduring cultural icon that she created. If the SP view counter is accurate, her work is more widely read than Shakespeare (by readers on this site).
Congratulations, Christina. You deserve a gold star. (Or whatever the SP equivalent is. A silver bullet)?