WARNING! THIS BLOG CONTAINS PROFUSE SARCASM. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE OR GET SARCASM PLEASE STOP READING. YES, I MEAN YOU. A self-proclaimed work-aholic has a new job... raising our triplets! If you enjoy sarcasm, dry humor and a bit of bantering then read on. If not, I feel sad for you:)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Get this song out of my head.... PLEASE!

You know the game.... to get rid of a song that is in your head you just need to give it to someone else. Sorry about this but I need you:)

The Backyardigans song "Please and Thank You" is stuck in my head. If you don't know it I found a video of kids performing the song on Utube. As we got rid of cable we watch videos when we watch TV so I am stuck with the same episodes for a while.

Addison is already "shopping".... I am in real trouble:)

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)

Why I stay at home with three year old Triplets....

#1 We always said we did not want to have a child (who knew we would have three) just to let someone else raise them. Here are some other reasons that I no longer work "outside the house."

I don't want someone else putting their morals and values on our kids.

They may not do as I ask but... Just try putting an employee in the corner for time out

I am now virtually guaranteed a nap most days.

The Triplets may cry, hit and bite but... You can't make most employees happy by turning on Sesame StreetI know this sounds SWEET but keep in mind....

There are NO days offYou get NO sick daysYou work weekends12+ hour daysYou cannot fire a child, you can an employee:)

My background

I worked in Corporate America for 14 years then everything changed with the birth of triplets in 2006; Jackson, Addison, and William. After having a GREAT Nanny while living in TX I decided to stay at home with the kids after my wife received a promotion to Birmingham, Alabama. I have not regretted the decision one day.