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No Dresses = Unfeminine?

"All those guys want to f-- her. She talks cars and video games -- she's like a dude in a chick's body!" said a friend of mine about a mutual acquaintance.

The female counterpart of the male metrosexual, guys, these women are more likely to steal from your closet. They borrow their style from menswear, often choosing to dress in jeans and t-shirts or sweaters, which are more constant and comfortable. According to an Observer article last month that dubbed these women urbane tomboys, they "seem to revel in sneakered, hoodied androgyny, thereby recasting femininity as something you can take off and put on again."

While we don't know anyone who wouldn't try his chance with Jessica Biel, some definitely prefer skirts and high heels. "I like a girl dressed to impress," says one New York male.

But that begs the question: Why does declining to wear a dress mean a woman is shedding her femininity?

Lo, here, came up with a new tag: comfort queens. We love that and completely agree that "sexiness is more of an attitude than a fashion" and that femininity in itself doesn't necessarily equal sexiness. So whoever wants to argue that Ellen Page wasn't sexy in Juno can take it up over here.

Justin Timberlake is really, really hot. So are good fathers.

This baby will have the coolest godparents ever.

2. He has a network of godfathers — Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick or JC Chasez — who can look after his offspring and teach him or her dance moves while babysitting when JT and Jessica Biel have date nights.

Justin Timberlake knows how to have fun!

3. He is like a kid at heart and playful. See his SNL hosting gigs or his new iPhone commercial with Jimmy Fallon. The latter is just his voice, but the wide-eyed wonder is there. You can hear it. That will translate as he raises a child.

He's already conquered every other imaginable job.

4. He has had enough life experience as a boy bander, a solo artist and an actor. It's time to add "dad" to the resume. It's the only major life experience he appears to lack — on paper and in public perception, at least.

Uh, he's Justin Timberlake. We need that in the gene pool.

5. He's Justin Freaking Timberlake! He is estanlished, good-looking and talented. Now, he needs to spawn, which means his kid, if it's a boy, could go help launch a new generation of boy bands with that talent in his paternal DNA. Plus, his famous ex, Miss Britney Spears, has two sons of her own. JT needs to play catch up, y'all.

Justin Timberlake is always a class act.

He knows how to entertain tykes.

7. His childhood was about work, as an entertainer and in the Mickey Mouse Club. So it would make sense that he would totally go out of his way to make his kid enjoy … being a kid. He could also relive his own somewhat interrupted youth.