My 3 year old says "C0ck P0rn" instead of pop corn. And he loves pop corn, and gets really excited in the store if we go down that aisle, so we avoid it when we can. Nothing is as embarrassing as having your toddler scream "C0ck p0rn!!!!" at the top of his lungs in the grocery store. I try to correct him, but he just looks at me and nods his head and says it his way again.

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One of the funniest I've ever heard. DD says some fun ones, but she has inverted quite like that!!!! Wonderful.

She is 23 months now. overall she spoke since six months, a few words a month but she is...shall we say succinct and perferrably lazy by shortening words when she realizes people will give what she wants by useing less syllibles too! I never do, but she knows that. So alot of people think I'm one of those nutty moms who thinks her daughter is "so smart" but is justing over boasting. Almost always my family tells me off since she is the first grandababy etc., But after a few days they notice she starts just pointing till they are asking hundred questions like dancing monkeys to get her anything she desires. (which is pretty funny to watch.)

So dd says lately "A JEW" for juice regardless of how well she can speak.

Also, she says " dam, shiza, bloody Ruck, and boogers."

Dada is the first word, shiza is the way he talks loud (german) and of course she picked up some colorful ones from visiting family....:: They are so proud thier words rub off so well.

My son watched a Thomas the Train video today and was telling us about "Percy" this evening during dinner. I'll just let you guess how my son mis-pronounces "Percy". So during our little conversation, my husband took a bite of food and then responded to my son by saying something like, "Mmmhmm, Percy is a good train, huh?". Well, my son thought my husband meant Percy the train was good to eat so he starts wailing, "No! Dad! Don't eat Percy!"

I've always called sandwiches "sammiches" (so does DP, but I think he got that from me); so my DS copies (well, sometimes he calles it "sandwich"). But my favorite is the whole thing....

"Mom, can I have a peter-butter sammich, please?" It's so cute.

It used to be a "peter-nut-butter" sammich, but he shortened it (it was a mouthful!). He's starting to get it right now; and it's a bit sad because it's the last of the baby language that he has left. I am thankful though, 'cause we thought he'd never talk at all (turns out, he was just a silent observer before stepping into the adventure). :

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Sometimes she says foot correctly, and sometimes she says fook and some people have to ask, what did she just say? because they think she said something else, if you know what I mean.

Peda-peda-peda-peda = peanut butter along with a sign she created (taking right finger and wiping it on her left forefinger to represent spreading peanut butter on bread) I don't think I spelled that out well, because she sticks her tongue in and out as she says it.

My nephew LOVES the dirt digger (some construction machine near my mom's store). Whenever he's over there he wants to see the: 'insert the engine sound here'.
He does not call it the dirt digger, he makes the sound of the dirt digger.
When he does say dirt digger it comes out: Duh Diduh

shockeet-chocolate sometimes he says chokeet too.
yite-light (i used to say that and its one thing my dad reminds me of often smiling LOL and ive never heard another kid say it somehow)
eye cwean-ice cream
fohg/fohggie-frog
clwean-clean
peekchure-picture

heart he doesnt misprounoundce, but he says it SO adorably! he draws it out...and its sooo cute! :

not mispronounced, but he says buttcheese or stinky gross instead of poo. never have figured that one out. :embarassed:

lurking over here as dd2 will turn one this sunday and while dd1 is 4 1/2 i had to add to this thread because it still cracks me up

dd1 was very good at pronouncing words from the time she began to talk.
one night when she was about 2, dh was putting her to bed and she was insisting that needed a tennis shoe so dh finally gave in and gave her figuring that if that's what she needs to sleep than so be it! well she got very upset when he handed her the tennis shoe, got out of bed walked to the living room, grabbed a tissue and said