tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post5588298701213952161..comments2018-12-12T22:02:13.984-05:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #50 Bachelor PartiesNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88212286809473675092011-02-01T21:44:55.644-05:002011-02-01T21:44:55.644-05:00hahahaha! ^^hahahaha! ^^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-35458510803880202672010-12-05T14:15:01.411-05:002010-12-05T14:15:01.411-05:00^ Don&#39;t worry, sweetheart - I doubt any man wo...^ Don&#39;t worry, sweetheart - I doubt any man would want to lay you either. Enjoy the Lilith Fair this year with all the other dateless lesbian fatties.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18077222989693605992010-12-04T17:39:01.342-05:002010-12-04T17:39:01.342-05:00you are all a bunch of fuck tards that obviously c...you are all a bunch of fuck tards that obviously cannot get laid. this post, along with many others makes me honestly never want to lay any man again...thanksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37971172192761349302010-11-15T15:13:15.161-05:002010-11-15T15:13:15.161-05:00Holy shit, i nominate the above bro for Bro King 2...Holy shit, i nominate the above bro for Bro King 2010.<br /><br />all hail the mother hen distracting bro king.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61231555975604053562010-08-29T19:08:21.327-04:002010-08-29T19:08:21.327-04:00^Continued:
Personally, I prefer a diversionary t...^Continued:<br /><br />Personally, I prefer a diversionary tactic. Once, on my bros bachelor party, we ran into a bachelorette party at the same bar, and I drew the short straw of having to distract the Mother Hen. I restrained my urge to puke while flirting with this heffer, and then told her we should go to a bar by ourselves to talk some more. The prospect of getting some time on the brogo stick was enough to end the Mother Hen&#39;s usual objective of ruining everyone&#39;s time. I of course had no intention of sealing the deal with this swamp monster, so I told the cabbie to take us to the Sapphire Club. She thought this was some exclusive late-night lounge, but it&#39;s actually a strip club in town that I wanted to check out. During the cab ride I mention that I left my cell phone at the bar and I need to borrow hers to text my bros and let them know where I&#39;m going. So we get to the Sapphire Club, she realizes it&#39;s a strip club, throws a bitch-fit and starts crying, and waits for another cab to take her back to her friends. What the dumb bitch didn&#39;t know is that I lied about not having my cell phone, and only borrowed hers in the cab so that I could delete all her friends&#39; numbers, thus preventing her from calling any of them to find out which bar they had moved on to. This was to eliminate any further cock-blocking interruptions for my bros and their slampieces for the night. While she spent the next hour in a cab failing to find her friends, I went inside and got lapdances for the rest of the night. My bros all got laid, and I didn&#39;t even have bang the Mother Hen to make it happen.<br /><br />Bros always win.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-69949834334041624202010-08-29T19:05:33.671-04:002010-08-29T19:05:33.671-04:00The ultimate bachelor party situation is when out ...The ultimate bachelor party situation is when out at the bars with your bros, you run into a comparably-sized bachelorette party at the same bar. This is basically shooting slampieces in a barrel - as Seth Rogan said in The 40 Year Old Virgin: &quot;There is nothing hornier than a chick who&#39;s about to watch her friend get married.&quot; <br /><br />The only obstacle to you and your bros slaying this army of DTF slampieces in this situation is the ultimate bro-hater: The Mother Hen. Every bro has encountered this wretched pig at least once in his life, but for those who haven&#39;t - the Mother Hen is the horrid fat ugly girl of the slampiece crew who devotes her miserable life to cock-blocking the shit out of every bro who tries to bang one of her slampiece friends. This DUFF is typically heard uttering the phrase &quot;girls, we came here together, and we should leave here together.&quot; Hearing this sentence is the bro equivalent of an air raid siren - a bogey is inbound, and it&#39;s time to strap up and go to war.<br /><br />Dealing with this cow is tricky. Although she certainly deserves any and all insults and degradation you and your bros feel like hurling at her, this can have the effect of angering her slampiece friends and botching your attempts at conquest. The truly brave and selfless bro who looks out for his bros can perform the suicide-bombing of bro-ness: Taking one for the team by flirting/banging said slampig. Doing this is the ultimate sacrifice in the name of bro-hood. There should be a fucking national memorial in Washington D.C. for bros who have banged the Mother Hen in order to ensure their bro&#39;s access to slampiece poontang.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-67777274656992192702010-08-10T21:42:48.372-04:002010-08-10T21:42:48.372-04:00I&#39;ve read a good amount of these posts and the...I&#39;ve read a good amount of these posts and the phrase, &quot;bros before hoes&quot; hasn&#39;t shown up once. I&#39;ve lived my life by this and its one of the truest statements I&#39;ve ever heard. <br />Bros before hoeshung like a moosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80980672432506725742009-10-15T11:31:12.710-04:002009-10-15T11:31:12.710-04:00Don&#39;t even get me started bromos. I am 20 yea...Don&#39;t even get me started bromos. I am 20 years old and my bud just got married...at 21. Fuck man. The bachelor party was fucking epic though. We hit up Chi town and everyone but the bachelor got some slam. But now, after being married for just 4 months, the only thing his wife lets us do with him is some pong at the bro roof in. Yea we got him fuckin hammered, but as soon as we got some easy skanks over, the old lady made him leave and go to bed. The man&#39;s fuckin 21 years old and has a women telling him to go to bed. Don&#39;t get me wrong, I offered a red bull, but she wasn&#39;t having it. Fuck marriage.Broraclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16277284322813517466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-59459790761385480062009-07-21T23:24:42.499-04:002009-07-21T23:24:42.499-04:00I was the best man for my friends wedding a few ye...I was the best man for my friends wedding a few years ago and since we were still poor college kids at the time, got a trip to Canada organized for his bachelor party. The strippers in Canada will do anything for money, and even better for shitty Canadian money! The groom-to-be got a blowjob in the champagne room for $20 from a stripper who looked like a white Michael Strahan. He still ended up getting married, but only because his wife-to-be didn&#39;t care because she felt guilty about being a cum dumpster at her college before they even got engaged.Bro.J. Simpsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-37775004770278939502009-07-21T17:31:02.533-04:002009-07-21T17:31:02.533-04:00Or she was one of the bitches and never got hit on...Or she was one of the bitches and never got hit on by a bro and she is still got a v cardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80123875180667914182009-07-21T01:01:20.384-04:002009-07-21T01:01:20.384-04:00She is definitely a bro hater. She probably got bu...She is definitely a bro hater. She probably got butt hurt because a bro rocked her cakes and never called her again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25110954172588255722009-07-19T16:12:16.964-04:002009-07-19T16:12:16.964-04:00She is the butch one...obvii. I can see the low v...She is the butch one...obvii. I can see the low voice in the text. And she has never been laidAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49448864495034744142009-07-18T18:53:16.897-04:002009-07-18T18:53:16.897-04:00Would you be a hot lesbian that bros watch in porn...Would you be a hot lesbian that bros watch in porno or would you be one of these butchy ones that teach gym?Brotopiannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-66342026650345620842009-07-18T18:41:05.554-04:002009-07-18T18:41:05.554-04:00i am a girl and this website makes me seriously co...i am a girl and this website makes me seriously consider becoming a lesbian...i hope for anyone involved that it&#39;s all one big joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42947808496905017622009-07-18T13:11:13.005-04:002009-07-18T13:11:13.005-04:00Two anonymouses above me...Faggots.
Anyways im a s...Two anonymouses above me...Faggots.<br />Anyways im a soon to be ex bro and I hope by best man gets me laid so I dont have to get married. Bros are the shitLuke'syoungerBrothernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10476797172742688442009-07-18T01:43:05.647-04:002009-07-18T01:43:05.647-04:00i think its closer to 10 out of 10 arei think its closer to 10 out of 10 areAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88933232181764585312009-07-17T13:51:14.918-04:002009-07-17T13:51:14.918-04:00I&#39;m saddened to report that 1 in 10 bros are g...I&#39;m saddened to report that 1 in 10 bros are gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-90621329119521837902009-07-17T13:49:23.248-04:002009-07-17T13:49:23.248-04:00Nothing is more entertaining than seeing how low s...Nothing is more entertaining than seeing how low strippers will steep for money.Bro in Chicagonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39311000889138453162009-07-17T13:46:59.699-04:002009-07-17T13:46:59.699-04:00bro, you were slipping a little at the end of this...bro, you were slipping a little at the end of this post... they&#39;re called &quot;bras&quot;, not &quot;girls&quot;.<br /><br />other than that, bro seal of approval.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10144296952866964812009-07-17T13:09:47.636-04:002009-07-17T13:09:47.636-04:00True bros have mistresses if married.True bros have mistresses if married.Bro Namathnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-29926929247536107402009-07-17T12:57:25.245-04:002009-07-17T12:57:25.245-04:00Uh, god, marriage is the worst. But anybody who s...Uh, god, marriage is the worst. But anybody who says &quot;My fiancee won&#39;t let me get a lap dance&quot; has never, ever been a fucking bro. <br /><br />If a former bro is gonna puss out and get married, he sure as shit will at least bang it up at the bachelor party. And the Thursday night before the real wedding too.Nick Broltenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5170926235011610782009-07-17T11:23:37.154-04:002009-07-17T11:23:37.154-04:00NYB, I&#39;ve always wondered, is Ned also a bro?NYB, I&#39;ve always wondered, is Ned also a bro?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81136070466683481552009-07-17T09:48:27.997-04:002009-07-17T09:48:27.997-04:00Amen to this post Bro. Marriage is the end of the ...Amen to this post Bro. Marriage is the end of the line for Bros. 3 years ago my Bros and I were rolling about 10 deep every Friday and Saturday night. Today it&#39;s more like 2 or 3 deep. Marriage has destroyed our crew. None of the married Bros can even associate with us anymore because their wives won&#39;t let them.Crossnoreply@blogger.com