Hot dog, are there a lot of new movies this week! Besides Marky Mark, there’s Halle Berry, Michael Shannon, a Slytherin, some British Jews, several abortions, two movies about abortion, the latest from the prolific folks at The Asylum, and a Norse god waiting for mass transit.

The DVDs:Contraband
Dark Tide
The Innkeepers
Pariah
The Wicker Tree
Albatross
Night Wolf
Return
Reuniting The Rubins
Some Days Are Better Than Others
One Kine Day
The Scarlet Worm
11-11-11
Nazis At The Center Of The Earth
Of Dolls And Murder
The Theatre Bizarre
The Fields
Wreckage
Planet Of Vampire Women
Thor At The Bus Stop

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Fantastic Cheese is correct. I thought the trailer looked interesting, but the movie is cringe worthy. It almost reaches so bad its good territory, but even fails to do that. Praise for movies like that make me sad

Nazis At The Center Of The Earth is probably meant to be a rip off of Iron Sky, the crowd-funded indy sci-fi comedy.about Nazi’s invading the earth from the moon. I’m not sure what’s worse, that the Asylum rip-off might actually have a bigger budget, or that I knew all that stuff about Iron Sky off the top of my head.

Tiny Furniture was probably the most infuriating movie I’ve seen in a long ass time. Someone tell that spoiled bitch to start acting like a gown up. I’ve never wanted to go outside and punch an average looking chick so hard.

Not that I even knew this film existed before this post, but in addition to Carrie Brownstien (Sleater-Kinney, Wild Flag) that’s James Mercer (The Shins, Broken Bells) so even if the movie sucked they could still probably start a pretty kick-ass band together