Saturday, September 27, 2008

Hey guess what

If you're trying on a super cute Halloween costume at a costume rental place and the costume doesn't fit over your ass, don't keep trying. Because no matter how hard you try, and no matter how loud you grunt, you will not shrink your ass and it will still look like you're trying to shove two loaves of bread into a small Ziplock bag.

And then you'll get to tell the owner of the store that your ass broke the zipper of her vintage 20's Flapper Dress Costume.