I’ll say this much about Tom Cruise: it’s not every man who can say he’s dated Cher, Penélope Cruz, AND Katie Holmes. In fact, he’s pretty much the only one, and now the extensive “Relationships” section on Cruise’s Wikipedia can be one paragraph longer, because according to Page Six, Cruise has been seeing Orange Is the New Black star Laura Prepon since last year.

My source on the Left Coast says Cruise and Prepon are still seeing each other, but they are being extremely careful to keep it secret. “It’s the buzz on the set of her show,” the insider told me.

The British magazine Grazia reported last fall that Cruise, 51, picked up Prepon, 34, in a vintage car and had a bottle of 1979 Merlot waiting on the table when they arrived at the Manor Hotel.

“They spent three hours laughing and joking. It’s clear Tom is smitten and after the date he was on cloud nine,” the mag reported. “They had their second date at the restaurant, too, meeting for Sunday brunch, and then she accompanied him a few days later to a dinner party at John [Travolta]’s home.” (Via)

What do Cruise, Prepon, and Travolta have in common? They’re all Scientologists. And the thing about Scientology is…*computer turns black, Xenu crawls out of the screen, forces me to watch the nine-hour-long director’s cut of Battlefield Earth*…it’s great. Scientology is the new Christianity.

Can’t wait for the Untitled Tom Cruise and Ashton Kutcher Project to be announced.

Tom Cruise was 24 when he married Mimi Rogers, then 31. He was 28 when he married Nicole Kidman, then 23. He was 44 when he married Katie Holmes, then 28. At the age of 51 he’s “smitten” with Laura Prepon who is 34.

“That’s what I love about these Co$ arranged relationships with Scientology girls man. I get older, they stay in their mid-twenties to mid-thirties”.