Uh... aren't you pretty young? Were you capable of being salacious in 2000??

And I wasn't drunk. I just had hives. On my neck and chest, and stuff. Poor man sitting opposite me felt bad for poisoning me, because it was his idea to use Ribena as a mixer. But I forgave him, because he gave me lots of useful information about Inverness, which I promptly forgot once the Ribena poisoning started to set in.

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"Uncle Larry"

IDK, this thread is kind of lame compared to every other thread. It's focus is a moving target, and I don't really care much for the main players here. Their characters are shallow and kind of boring if I'm being honest.

But I'm not.

You're lucky Elle is here, otherwise the whole thread would become unraveled.

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IDK, this thread is kind of lame compared to every other thread. It's focus is a moving target, and I don't really care much for the main players here. Their characters are shallow and kind of boring if I'm being honest.

But I'm not.

You're lucky Elle is here, otherwise the whole thread would become unraveled.

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Speaking of Aussie convicts - aren't Duncan and Jules the radio announcers who pretended to be the Queen so they could speak with Princess Kate in the maternity hospital? You know, the prank call that led to a duty nurse committing suicide due to embarrassment?

Or is 'Duncan and Jules' the name of the law firm representing them?

Or perhaps it's Cockney rhyming slang for male body parts eg. "the batsman misjudged the ball and copped it right in the Duncan and Jules"

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Speaking of Aussie convicts - aren't Duncan and Jules the radio announcers who pretended to be the Queen so they could speak with Princess Kate in the maternity hospital? You know, the prank call that led to a duty nurse committing suicide due to embarrassment?

Or is 'Duncan and Jules' the name of the law firm representing them?

Or perhaps it's Cockney rhyming slang for male body parts eg. "the batsman misjudged the ball and copped it right in the Duncan and Jules"

I think given that I nearly set myself on fire half an hour ago burning some confidential documents that being any part of a double act with me carries some risk of personal injury. I think Jules would be well shot of this partnership.