I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I SOMETIMES wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. .

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Put in bold all the things that apply to you!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

You love video games.

Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop. (For books)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

Video games are boring.

Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 8

I"m...a tomboy?

Take three minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First...get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure you know the person and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write down the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2 write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write down anyone's name (like friends or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, and 11. (Go with your instincts.)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is the one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you named in number 5 is the who knows you very well.

6. The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life.

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...If you don't it will become the opposite.

GRYFFINDOR:

[X] You’ve never done illegal drug

[X] You have a lot of friends

[ ] You get along with everyone

[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[X] You love soccer

[ ] You love baseball

[X] You’re into writing and art

[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock

[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[X] Abortion is wrong

[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded

[X] One of your favorite colors is red or gold

[X] Good grades at school

[X] One of the worst things you can do is lie

[X] You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 11

HUFFLEPUFF:

[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[X] You laugh a lot

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[x] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim.

[ ] Water polo is awesome.

[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

[X] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though.

[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.

[ ] You’re an optimist.

[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.

[X] You’re very emotional

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre

[X] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age

[X] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 7

RAVENCLAW:

[X] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[X] You love to read.

[X] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[ ] Sports suck.

[X] You’re shy.

[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.

[X] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship

[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.

[X] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[X] Lying is sometimes okay

[X] Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[X] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 9

SLYTHERIN:

[X] There’s at least one person you hate.

[x] Basketball is a good sport.

[ ] (American) Football is amazing.

[X] Black is a cool color.

[X] You’ve lied about something serious.

[X] You’re a very deep person.

[X] You have considered suicide.

[X] Very loyal.

[ ] You like metal.

[ ] You make school seem more important than it is.

[X] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x] You have trust issues.

[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 9

House: GRYFFINDOR

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

-Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few)

-He who laughs last thinks the slowest

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

-Normal people worry me

-"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

-Tell the truth and run.

-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME(there is no particular order)

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?(Sapphire) Just fucking stare at her in horror.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?(Yellow) Nothing. She would probably be the one apologizing anyway.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?(Red/White) It would be fine. Both have very just feelings after all.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?(Blue) I wouldn't be too sure... What if she poisoned it or something?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?(Green) I'll draw lines on his face with a BRIGHT BLUE marker.

Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?(crystal) I would really want Crystal as an older sister.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?(Gold) He probably fell again right?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?(White) I'll shut down her agency.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?(Black) I would ignore him and tell the world that he loves White.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?(Sapphire) bEat them single-handedly.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?(Ruby) Just be calm and gives me first aid after calling the ambulance.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?(Yellow) A precious flower.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?(Red) Run in and save me. He isn't a hero for nothing!

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?(Blue) Make it more embarrassing for you.

You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?(Black/Sapphire) Cheer me on!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?(Crystal) Tell me that there's many fishes in the sea.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?(White) Bring all her Pokemon and let them cheer for me.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?(Black) Laugh along with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?(Sapphire) Because I want to be brave and strong like her.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.(Ruby/White) It should be fine. They both have passion to what they do. Ruby as a fashion designer and White as a president of her very own agency.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?(Yellow) I suppose so. Yellow is shy in nature so her parents must be gentle right?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?(Red/White) Two ambitious guys (Red and Black) will fight for her affections.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?(Blue/Green) Of course!

Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?(Green) What...? Green? A player? That stoic guy? Wow... I must consult Blue for this.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?(Crystal) Um... I don't know...?

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?(Gold) Just continue on flirting and someone will sure notice his charms.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?(White) Well... I were a boy, I'd tell her that I want her to face me before she confesses.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?(Black/Sapphire) I will go tell Ruby about this!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?(Yellow/Red) They're probably talking about Pokemon again...right?

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?(Sapphire/Green) Impossible.

Would 2 trust 5?(Ruby/Blue) Not really. Blue is known for her tricks you know.

I'm sorrythat I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorryThat I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorryThat I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorryI don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorryIf I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorryIf I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorrythat you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorryIf you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorryFor not being sorry anymore

I'm sorryThat you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorryI can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorryI caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorryThat I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorryThat I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm SorryThat I cared

I'm sorrythat I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.-If people think you might have A.D.D.-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

You're the most important person to me. I would do anything for you, if necessary. I will sacrifice my time just to be with you. But why? Why do I feel this strange emotions within me? That, I cannot understand.

This poem is dedicated for my first teacher in High School. She helped me when I was in need and taught me how to become better person. I already treat her as a family. Please read it and tell me your thoughts.