The father who just took the picture, cranked the 5000megawatt soundsystem to full blast, generating 350 decibels of extreme death metal, instantly blowing out the babys eardrums and leaving him permanently brain damaged.

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The father who just took the picture, cranked the 5000megawatt soundsystem to full blast, generating 350 decibels of extreme death metal, instantly blowing out the babys eardrums and leaving him permanently brain damaged.