Okay, this is late and lame but I thought the folks here might enjoy it.

Today is International Star Wars Day because it's ...

MAY THE FOURTH (be with you).

Please, do not throw things. Puns do not necessarily require punishment.

((Snarky hides the honey behind her back and Evil puts the sealed ant farm in her knitting bag))

They totally did not know that puns don't require FORMAL recognition (and RAH recommended ant beds & honey, if they remember correctly, from the book of quotes from Lazarus Long). They also remember to write poetry in private and wash their hands afterward - but admit that it is not "good" poetry - mere doggerel!

Evil and Snarky don't know whether to groan or applaud.........of course, in pun terms, I seem to remember that grabbing your nose and fleeing the scene is supposed to be the ultimate recognition.

Instead they are going to pass out virtual Bunny FooFoos to everyone - possibly hoping that your hands and mouth being full will let them come up with some puns without competition. They are very competitive............

To continue the fabulous (and very punny) celebrations - it is officially Revenge Of The Fifth today!!! Bwahhaaaaaahhaaaa!!!

(Maybe you could use a fifth of rum in the Bunny Foo Foos in tribute? Or would that be too vengeful?)

No such thing as too vengeful when you are plotting how to take over the pun championship! Adding coconut rum might not go well with the Kahlua, though - so it's PLAIN rum! Or there is a bottle of dark rum over there, if anyone wants to adulterate theirs further......