'Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!'

Bart (Treehouse of Horror II)

Bart (Flaming Moe's)

There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call

Bart (Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk)

'Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!'

Bart (New Kid on the Block)

'You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!'

Bart (New Kid on the Block)

Caller (Episode)

Fake name

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Moe (The PTA Disbands)

Moe (The PTA Disbands)

'Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh, I get it, I get it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that!'

Mr. Burns (Homer the Smithers)

'Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!'

Homer (Bart on the Road)

Homer: 'What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!'