Lenny Kravitz: 3 Years Abstinent

This is incredibly hard to believe. But Lenny Kravitz claims that he hasn’t had sex for three years. Ladies love this guy. And he appears to love them. He’s been linked to Natalie Imbruglia, Madonna, Vanessa Paradis, Penelope Cruz, and Nicole Kidman. And he was married to Lisa Bonet for six years. Clearly, he was doing something right.

Kravitz claims that he’s laying off the laying until he gets married. He’s looking for something more than a nice piece of tail and a decent night’s sleep. There are three distinct possibilities here: 1) Lenny Kravitz has developed the ED. Maybe shaving the dreads was a mistake. This one is unlikely. He could probably get treated for it under an assumed name. 2) Lenny Kravitz has more will power than any human being alive. Gorgeous women have to be throwing themselves at him. Honestly, how often do you think some lil’ groupie yells, “Hey Lenny. Are you gonna go my way?” Iron will, man. 3) He has a totally different definition of sex than the rest of us. Like it’s not sex because he used a condom. Or it’s not sex because someone used the safe word. Or he pulled out, so it doesn’t count. Or they didn’t reach some transcendent post-coital state.

The last two scenarios seem most likely. In fact, we don’t even want to know the truth. We’ll just assume that he's going to ‘Let love rule.’ Also, he's got a new album coming out, so this could be publicity-related. We doubt that though, he seems so honest.