The Five Worst-Dressed Men of the Month: October 2014

Hutch! Did you borrow Radcliffe's suit? Nip those pants, fix the shoulders, raise the hem, and you'll be fine. The odds can be in your favor, if you'd only try.

Robert Downey Jr in Rome

Yo. Yooooo. Get this shit tailored, man. Those pants are like six inches longer than they're supposed to be.

**Hayden Christensen **

More than anything, you just should try to avoid looking like 100 percent of your outfit came from Urban Outfitters. That's the goal.

Logan Lerman and Brad Pitt in London

Brad's dad-jeans have been all over the Fury red carpets. Meanwhile, Logan Lerman has been killing it. (see above.) Obviously what needs to happen is, Logan pulls Brad aside sometime very soon and is like, "Hey, Brad, I want to introduce you to my stylist—think you two would hit if off. Cool?" And Brad will be like, "yes, thank you, I just fired mine." Because hopefully that's what happened here.

Daniel Radcliffe in Paris

Not an objectively bad suit, but it's just a bit… old. Don't be afraid of your youth, kid! You look like a sixty-something on a trip to Vegas. Stylish sixty-something, but still.

Steve Carell in Toronto

Come on, Steve! We know you know suits should be better than this. There was a whole scene in Crazy Stupid Love where Gosling schooled you on it. Trust him, he knows.

Adam Sandler in Los Angeles

Adam, homey, get in touch. We're gonna help you out, get you some pants. It's gonna be a brand new day.

Shia Labeouf in Los Angeles

Blinded by the light.

Hugh Jackman in New York:

From Wolverine to mall cop in one monotone look.

Tinie Tempah in Australia

NO. NO NO NO.

Jason Mamoa in New York

Are you barefoot? In New York? No one should ever be barefoot in New York. On second look, it's possible that you're recently homeless, which would explain the barefootness.

Laurence Fishburne in Beverley Hills, California

So Ann Taylor Loft right now.

**Justin Bieber in San Fernando **

"Swag," or something.

Shia LaBeouf in Three Separate Places

Dude, retire the pants. Please.

Frankie Ballard in Nashville:

Trying to salute country music with patchwork is admirable. It's also a straight-up train wreck.

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Wiz Khalifa in New York:

Outfit last seen on 14-year-old girls with highly emotional Tumblrs.

Photo: Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images

Reeve Carney in New York:

WAY not acceptable. Just because Robin Thicke did it doesn't mean you can, too. Actually, it kind of means the opposite.

Photo: Mireya Acierto/Getty Images

Johnny Knoxville in Los Angeles:

Seriously, just say no to white suits.

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David Arquette in Los Angeles:

Remember that scene in Wayne's World 2 where Wayne freaks out Garth by imitating the Leprechaun? This is that, but with clothes. Quit trollin'.

Photo: Roshan Perera/Splash News

Justin Bieber "leaving Four Season [sic]"

How are you the most consistently badly dressed person in America? How?

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Mickey Rourke in Beverly Hills, California

Jazzercise!

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Johnny Knoxville in New York

Somewhere out there, a much larger man is opening his closet and realizing his favorite suit is missing.

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Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis in New York

Yellow sneakers are the official footwear of the descent into Dadzone.

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Drake in Los Angeles

Here, the popular singer wears a shirt made of swimming pools.

Photo: Roshan Perera/Splash News

April

5. Anthony Mackie in LA

You'd be surprised how much better this would look if everything was just sized down a little and if the belt was completely destroyed. Also, fix your tie.

Photo: Getty Images

April

**4. **Jeremy Piven in Hollywood

Looks like a displaced hipster got lost trying to find the artisanal sriracha shop.

Photo: Splash News

April

3.Pete Wentz in Hollywood

No text ever looks good when it's scrawled across your dick, bro.

Photo: Splash News

April

2.Nick Cannon in NYC

Shopping with Pope Francis again?

Photo: Splash News

April

1.Jeremy Scott in Los Angeles

Well, at least the shirt and socks match. But seriously, just put on a shirt next time...

Photo: Getty Images

March

5. Jeremy Piven

From the waist up, Piven channels laid back British gent. From the waist down, it’s the social chair of Chi Omega. We suggest he pick one and stick to it (hint: it’s not the one with flip flops)

March

4. Adam Sandler

A quick Google search shows that Sandler’s films have grossed north of 2 billion dollars. Our quick tally shows this outfit cost somewhere south of $80. We always appreciate a rich guy not giving a shit, but when most twelve year-olds are more put together than you, something’s gotta give…and we’re not talking about that elastic waistband.

March

3. Ben Affleck

We’re gonna assume Bruce Wayne goes a serious bender in that next Superman movie, because Affleck going full Method with his prep is the only excuse for this outfit. Seriously, what did he do last night?

March

**2. Gerard Butler **

Okay, so Butler was at the same party as Affleck.

March

1. Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill, heir apparent to Rob Reiner's sartorial legacy.

February

**5. Chris Pratt in New York **

The future Guardian of the Galaxy looks more like the Guardian of the Mailroom in that ill-fitting sweater and gross tie knot.

February

**4. Alec Baldwin in New York **

Wait, hold on... Is this #normcore? Maybe? Does your sleeve length correspond to how #normcore you are? Because if so, Alec Baldwin is the most.

February

**3. Elijah Wood in New York **

Everything about this photo says "I listen almost exclusively to Arcade Fire."