Low blows to low pub

Don't expect Us Weekly magazine to give Britney Spears its mother of the year award.

The magazine rips into the pop tart in its latest issue with the cover headline "Britney's boys: Help!"

Spears' marriage to Kevin Federline officially ended Monday. Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said Tuesday that his client will shun the spotlight when he cares for the children under a custody agreement.

"You will not find a picture of Kevin parading with the children out in a public place," Kaplan told The Associated Press. "He's focused right now on being the best parent that he can be."