Sittin' on the couch with the morning postWith a cold cup of coffee and some boring toastThinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always funWhat you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run

So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friendYo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.

Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floorSpeed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34Going drive-thru style, man it's fast expressYou can call it trans fat, I call it happiness

Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spareFrenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, sonA McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk

Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...All's I know is hit them things with Aunt JemimahHow 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavorNo drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel

Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spendAnd I want them eggs poached like an elephantFrenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!

Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riotCuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"Check his shirt tag, and I catch the nameBrian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame

Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour laterPickin' at a pouch of some Now n' LatersHardly starving, man, but I find a hunchStart the car up fast because it's time for lunch

It just takes two bucks and I get what I needTwo beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of itBut how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?

If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you shouldIt's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is goodJust don't get a large #2, I plead with you friendCuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again

Enter the store, first you holla, then youPick a couple items off the dollar menuFour hot McNuggets, dessert with custardMix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.

A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettucePaying ain't a pain, they take cash or creditWant a water? You can pay up there for springOr get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing

They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toyNow I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rantIt's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant