I can't even do simple math without counting on my fingers...
I feel sorry for you, there's so many people I wish I could just... Snatch up and take them away from their horrible towns/families. Ohio is pretty nice, no one here judges you like that. Or makes fun of you for anything really.
But money is short and I don't think my parents would appreciate adopting 3-4 more people. ....

Take a nerd title in pride. It means you're smarter then all of them, and above them in every way. Taking it as an insult and being upset about it makes you almost stoop to their level.
Tell them, without "nerds," they wouldn't have all their technology. No Facebook, no games, nothing.
They'd still be using snail mail.