Some people would claim most slasher flicks qualify as porn due to the gratuitous violence and nudity.

I… don’t see a problem with that – and beg to differ. You want some real violence and smut? Horror Porn (Horno? Porror?) is where it’s at.

So let’s kick the fourth edition of our horror porn feature with a flick by Rob Rotten – Porn of the Dead.

This is probably one of the most extreme zombie porn flicks I’ve ever witnessed and at times, that was certainly a good thing (read: AWESOME) – but those other times? Now I’ll admit I’m a girl who loves her gore, but there’s a certain scene in this movie that even made me wince.

But we’ll get to that later.

Surprisingly enough, Porn of the Dead actually has a plot (several of them, actually) – you know that age old story, zombies take over the world, people die, and humans eventually just can’t get enough of their sweet rotten ass.

The first zombie you see gets picked up by a creepy dude and strangled. Because… well… she wasn’t dead enough already, right? But you know what zombies hate more than shots to the head? Dying twice. So she proceeds to annihilate him. Then sleep with him. And dies a third time.

Brilliant!

Cue some more messy living dead bangage, hot blond’s being ripped apart by bloody thirsty corpses, and then?

That scene that I mentioned earlier which makes Evil Headseem like a Disney movie. I don’t want to spoil anything, but guys – let me give you a little tip. Never stick anything you don’t want bitten off in a zombie’s mouth.

Just say’n.

Overall, it’s a pretty messy flick – but generally filmed very well and some not too shabby sets. Most definitely worth a rent if you can stomach it.

About Meg

Blond, bold and brainy. Already scared aren’tcha? When Meg’s not book learnin’ or arguing the anatomy of zombies – shes probably in the ocean, watching star trek, or forcing everyone around her to endure horror moviethons. Bruce Campbell? Her personal demi-God. Costuming, comics, charity work, college and a kidlet take up most of her time. But seriously, who needs sleep when you’re training the future generation of nerd? With great power comes great responsibility…..or something.