It's official: "Women are lazier than Men"

Lads mag "Tasty Tets" has today published what we have all known for some time, women are indeed lazier than men.

Magazine editor Dominic Carpman states in this weeks fun packed edition: "We can now conclusively say that Women are the lazier sex. In our extensive on line poll which asked the question, 'Who does more around the house, you or your fat arsed wife?', almost 84% of respondent's replied that it was indeed their idle partners who did very little work whilst they seemed to be at it non stop."

In a typical response, Mr Andrew Trainor from Solihull, Birmingham, claimed: "I don't know what's going on. I can be out all day working hard to help out in the local community and when I get in she's just sat there pissed out of her tiny mind with her huge fucking fat arse sticking over the side of the couch. It doesn't make my job as Reverend of St Mark's any easier I can tell you!"

In a similar out pouring of male frustration Mr David Byrne of Hampstead, London claims: "I work extremely long hours as any High court judge will tell you, and to be honest when I get in and see dog shit all over the carpet and my wife faggin' it on the chaise longue I do wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life."

When our reporter, hard working Peter Musgrove, went to interview one of the many "Slutty sloths" named in our poll not a single one answered their doors.

"I did peep through a few windows and all I could see was lazy looking fat women either asleep or generally arsing about. To be honest it makes me thank God I'm a raving homosexual!"

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