David Ortiz Is In Mid-Season Form, Both On The Field And With The Media

It didn’t take long for the David Ortiz we have all grown to love to show up for the start of the season. In fact, it only took two games. In that two game span, Ortiz hasn’t been able to muster one hit. In layman’s terms, he’s hitless. But in the locker room, that’s a different story. Because Ortiz is hitting reporters left and right with expletives that would make sailors blush.

Earmuffs, kids.

“Good,” he said, turning to face the reporters encircling him. “You guys wait till [expletive] happens, then you can talk [expletive]. Two [expletive] games, and already you [expletives] are going crazy.

“What’s up with that, man? [Expletive]. [Expletive] 160 games left. That’s a [expletive]. One of you [expletives] got to go ahead and hit for me.”