“Satisfy powerful men’s preference for neotony”
“Be polite and don’t make a fuss and stay in your place”
“The world doesn’t value the female perspective, and has no intention of changing so get used to it”
“take a long lunch, delegate everything and throw peons under the bus when shit hits the fan”
What part of this ever seemed like a good idea?

What is the problem? Bic just wants to make sure that S. African women don’t burn them selves lighting up! Women are notoriously afraid of fire (men invented fire) and really need a man to help overcome their fears. Statistically the field of pyromania is dominated by men although strides are being made by women at places like Cirque, and burning MAN

With musk, a cigar, pretentiousness, a slice of bacon, and a magnificent beard. But Bic is mistaken, a true man writes with carbon he burned from a marmot tusk. And if you think you are a man, and you don’t have a tusked marmot, think again buster. (Sarcasm, extreme sarcasm)