Keep It To Yourself

Haven’t done a significantly violent comic for a while. Also, a little reminder that Bryan owns a fully functional red lightsaber. I don’t know why he doesn’t use it more often though. Would have been handy during that whole Reaver epidemic. In fact, all the sci-fi gear he owns would have been handy. WTF Bryan? I had to sit there and write a solution to all these situations when you could have just saved the day with the Hammer of Dawn from the beginning. Ass.

A friend of mine and I were dragged to that movie by our Twihard friend. Needless to say, it was torture (some parts of it were actually terrifying to a normal human being) until the very end. While the entire crowd sat there in stunned silence, we two victims laughed uproariously. I’m surprised we weren’t thrown out of the theater.

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