Wait, you’re not currently listening to the Bonfire? Jeez, take an hour out of your day, stop listening to those Serial and Marc Maron reruns (what’s a rerun?) and check The Bonfire the fuck out. I’m hoping Big Jay and Dan Soder’s take on Chet Hanks’ rapping skills will have you literally laughing your proverbial ass off. Hold on.

What does Chet rap about? Bitches and money and typical white rapper stuff. It’s much funnier to imagine that he only raps about the various films of his Hollywood icon father. That’s exactly where this is going.

I have to end this post by telling you something terrible. Chet is kinda/sorta maybe currently missing. So if you’ve seen an anonymous rapper spitting mad fire on the mic while blowing big obnoxious clouds of vape smoke, it very well could be Chet. Please kept an eye out and let myself or Big Jay or Dan Soder or Tom Hanks know.

P.S. The mental image of Chet having a Jamaican nanny and thus growing up to become a rapper à la Sean Paul: priceless!

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