“Cuteness is futile. You will be assimilated. We will add your aesthetic distinctiveness to our own.” Laura’s cake, complete with a raised occular implant, will bring you into its collective consciousness.
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This little guy needed a lift, so rather than hitchhike, he just decided to jump on board and hope his cuteness would keep him afloat. Needless to say, his plan worked.
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There are those who think that only fuzzy critters can be cute. To those prejudiced persons, I’d just like to ask you to look this frog in his eyes and try to tell him he isn’t cute. If you’re able to do that, you’re not only wrong about cuteness, you’re also a cruel monster.
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Walt, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Cuteness pleases you, Walt… so grant me one [...]

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Wampugs, which should not be mistaken for Wampas, are particularly dangerous because they use their cuteness to get within biting range. Do not be lulled into a false sense of security by this somewhat domesticated one named Chubbs.
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Panda is an Egyptian cheese brand. The mascot of the company is a panda bear. As you can see from these ads, the panda bear is adorable. And if his cuteness doesn’t convince you to buy his cheese, his violent, destructive rages will.
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What goes together better than neuroscience and LOLcats? It doesn’t matter, because they are together in this handy study guide, complete with a sparkly title and lots of sweet sugary cuteness along the synapses. Link -via Metafilter