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It's hard to guesstimate what this sandwich might actually taste like — in fact, at a certain point, the intense carbohydrate-stacking and jazzy soundtrack in this video just make you stop processing human thoughts altogether — but the Los Angeles Times Test Kitchen has nonetheless succeeded in crafting a truly custom behemoth with several dozen grilled cheeses, a lot of bread, and what must be a few pounds of butter, not to mention some White Castle burgers, meatballs, lox, a fried egg, and a random quesadilla wedge. There's even a dainty cornichon in there — it's a garnish.