The REAL plot of the new Godzilla film

CONGRATULATION for the amazing work done by the VFX crew of Dneg and MPC. The Visuals r stunning!
There are two Filipino monsters: one lives in Japan and the other in America. They meet on FB and they organize by messages to meet in the US(they are very shy monsters and they tend to turn the lights off wherever they go), Godzila is from Japan and he is a FB stalker, he intercepts the messages between the 2 and decides to go too.
They all set up to go to SF, they eat some nuclear snacks during the long flight and all is well.
Once in SF the two monsters start a family but the female gets bored of her boyfriend, so she leaves the kids with the radioactive baby bottle and, now that she is not pregnant any more, she goes to Chinatown [There is a clear shot of the monster's claw on the Chinatown gate of SF(so this film is also slightly racist)] to find some "fun". She gets some radioactive hotdogs from the cart on the side of the street, she meets Godzilla and dance with him. At this point the Boyfriend shows up and they have a bar fight. She tries to stop them cuz she is thorn between the 2 guys but in the end she goes for Godzilla. He goes to kiss her but he ate too much kimchi the day before and his breath melts her face off.
He passes out after the long night and the next day he is very hang over.
His holiday is over and he has to go back to work in a couple of days so he packs his bags, sends a postcard to his mom and leave.
Credits.