Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that. But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise! A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer! These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.

Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!

It’s Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky’s new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky’s breakfast wings. There’s also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves…

You can watch two special Xmas episodes of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky at swearnet.com! In Part 1, Ricky makes some awesome gifts for Bubbles and Julian, and inPart 2 Deux B, he creates a candy treat for baby Mo, and some fancy gifts the ladies will love. He also learns us on how to clean up the workshop!

It’s gonna be a merrier Christmas in Nova Scotia this year! The Trailer Park Boys’ very own Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky is now available in selected NSLC stores across the province. Click here for a list of current retailers: http://bit.ly/1QxOGY2

On this week’s Extreme Fucking News & Weather, Pat Roach investigates the top ten shittiest toys to avoid this holiday season! From eye-gouging weapons to cute dolls that can fuckin’ KILL, these gifts could really fuck over your kiddies’ Christmas!