Bug the children and hand 'em the mace
Monitor the babysitter
No more grassing on peeping toms
Espionage's been legalized
Tell your tale and grab the graft
Be a credit to your boss
Finger those appearing to be
Pedophiles and closet drinkers
Under protection from yourself
Pig Brother reseeds himself

I've made a fetish of the paraplegic
Sexpots that can't escape my control
Pig Brother's scared, lenses glare
Hip lay figures' got the jump on me

Necrophilia's running free
Trying to get a piece of me

I've been overexposed! I've been morbidized!
Always room for one more scapegoat!