When you bring a 40-year-old air-cooled Volkswagen to a LeMons race, you expect to finish way, waaaay down in the standings. When your Type 3 Fastback pulls off a 39th-place (out of 123) finish, you get the Index of Effluency!

The Seven Come Eleven '71 Fastback didn't break down (much), had only a single black flag all weekend, and managed some pretty respectable lap times. Well, actually, I'm lying about the last part; the old Volks had a best lap time of 2:15.718, or about 17 seconds slower than the quickest car (the Z Wrecks Part Quatre 280ZX). Still, who's going home with the 24 Hours of LeMons' top prize? Congratulations, Seven Come Eleven!