Kelsi Reich, pictured above, is a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. A pretty classic looking Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, for that matter. David Nelson is a wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills. You see where this is going. Our generation's Romeo and Juliet, no?

Since Dallas stinks and the Bills are coming back down to earth, everyone wants to know: how will these two star-crossed lovebirds ever cope? Well, with a little trash talking apparently. And maybe even a little innuendo. "'She works for the Dallas Cowboys and roots for the Dallas Cowboys, but I know she'll have some inside joy if I do well,' said Nelson." He went on to say that both he and Kelsi have been looking forward to this for a while and that he's got something up his sleeve if he scores.

"'I want to do something that hasn't been done before, but the situation has to be right,' he said. 'I'm not a big celebration guy when I score, but this is a special situation and if something happens I'll be looking to enjoy the situation.'"