“Call Me Maybe” is everywhere. Its lyrics are going to be burned into the surface of the moon by our grandchildren if we don’t stop this scourge soon. Thankfully, Glove and Boots are here with a potential solution. They previously raised awareness of Vertical Video Syndrome and did hilarious playthroughs of classic video games. Now their gorilla friend has done his own version of the song which mashes up several viral video parodies together with the gorilla’s new lyrics for the song. His lyrics sum up my own feelings for this song. “Meh.”

At the end of the video, they give an awesome suggestion for how to get this earworm out of your head. We’re saved! Thank you, gorilla. You’re my hero. I’m sorry for all the times I called your people “monkeys”.