#41 Fixing electronics by smacking them

Late at night while laying in bed I would often listen to the creaks and cracks through the vents and floorboards. Oven burners wobbled and popped, distant thumps echoed through the furnace room, and the fridge cranked its whirring motor whenever it pleased.

It was always funny to me that during the day the fridge didn’t put up much of a fight. If it started clinking and whirring, you just pounded it with your fist and it would stop. One hard knee to the groin of the thing and it just sort of whimpered and stayed quiet.

Like The Fonz kicking the jukebox on Happy Days, Grandpa smacking the TV during Wheel of Fortune, or a bandana-clad mom shaking the washer when the heavy towel load gets it rocking, there is something great about fixing electronics by smacking them.

I mean, for once our instincts work. That doesn’t always happen in nature. Slap a bear on the snout when it’s picking through your backpack and you might get a friendly mauling. Pull your brother’s hair when he steals your Nintendo controller and you could find your toothbrush tossed in the toilet. But when the CD is skipping in the car, a friendly smack might do the trick, so how about that?

Also, it kind of makes you feel handy. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know much about electronics. I have no understanding of how telephones work, how airplanes take off, or how radio signals go about their day. I have trouble putting the chain back on my bicycle, resetting the microwave, or starting the barbecue. You should see me out there, turning the gas on and off, tossing in matches and jumping away, half-expecting the whole thing to blow up.

But I’m not bad at smacking things. I can smack a computer, I can smack a dishwasher, and I’ve got a lot of experience if your fridge seems to be giving you trouble. So listen, if you’re with me on this one, throw your hand up for a smacking high five and give cheers to your inner handyman.

I was thinking the same thing! only with the original NES. I would smack the top of the system when the game went on the fritz, and BAM, playing Excite Bike again. But don’t smack it to hard, then the cartridge pops up…game over…Not awesome.

LOL! That’s pretty much what my husband does…replace chimp-like sound effects for curses. Smack. Swear. Repeat…at inanimate objects! Like they have any control? No. They are helpless! We’re all certain he likes that they don’t talk back! Even though they freeze, lock up RED and come back around after a quiet time, when they’re good and ready to!
He hasn’t figured this out yet, but is working on it…meanwhile, we get to enjoy some more laughs at his expense. What else can one do:)

Agree! Kids have so many battery operated toys it works on as well.
(or, take batteries out and rub on jeans- also learned on this blog.
or, shut down, give rest, re-start…repaired- also learned on this blog.
or ask and chances are someone has answer- also found on this blog:)

Part of my job is computer support, and one day I had a voicemail from a user saying her PC had died. I made a site visit to find that another tech had replaced her hard drive, which unfortunately contained needed data. I tracked him down and found that he had determined that the drive was dead – it wouldn’t even spin up. Since it was dead, there was nothing to lose, so I gave it a good solid whack, and lo! it spun up one more time, giving me a chance to recover the data for my user. Doesn’t happen often, but its good to know the smack-em technique works occaisionally.

Heh. Know I’ve done this one to computers. A smack, a glare and some stern words actually works more often than you’d think. Actually, I don’t know anyone who works in IT who doesn’t speak to their machines.

Yes! This is essential electronics maintenance.
Step 1: try smacking it
Step 2: jiggle it around a little
Step 3: try turning it off and back on
Step 4: smack it again, cursing optional
After that, I’m out of my element – time to call in some reinforcements.

Did anyone else think those were needles floating in the toilet bowl? No? Just me? (Drugs are bad, mmmkay?)

That’s exactly what I thought were floating in the toilet! Before I read each day’s post, I do a quick scroll-through to see the day’s pics. Well, after reading the today’s title and seeing needles in the toilet, I wondered how they all fit together. When electronics won’t work, it drives one to do drugs? When you’ve clogged the toilet with your drug needles, just give it a smack and it’ll flush? Smacking old jukeboxes like The Fonz did is a gateway activity on the road to hard drugs?

Totally all about smacking things when they don’t work. Slamming things on the other hand when things aren’t going well is a totally different situation. For instance when my computer is slow and a file won’t open I find that slamming my mouse or the keyboard does me no good. Just saying…

This post put a smile on my face. I have to smack the light-switch in my home gym every day in order to turn it on. (Thanks to my husband’s limited electrical skills) Working out in the dark just isn’t very appealing.