I would just like to start by saying that this is not a thread intended for serious discussion and debate. It is just a fun, silly game.
Just criticise the above person's belief and post one of your own.
And please, try to avoid politics and religion and stick to more lighthearted things like personal preferences and silly abstract stuff.

I like riding bicycles.
Poster 3: Bicycles were invented by someone whose 4th cousin's uncle's chiropractor's grandmother may or may not have been sick at one point. Therefore, bicycles make you sick and are bad.
And so on. I'll start.

Jimi Hendrix is cool.

EddietheZombie

April 1st, 2014, 06:24 AM

I can not say anything bad about Hendrix. I refuse to!

Typhlosion

April 1st, 2014, 08:24 AM

But Hendrix used drugs! Liking Hendrix makes you an addict!

I disbelieve in God.

EddietheZombie

April 1st, 2014, 08:27 AM

Not believing in God causes cancer and makes gas prices higher!

Metal isn't the best genre, Rock and Blues are.

Gamma Male

April 1st, 2014, 04:09 PM

But metals like steel and iron are stronger than rocks, and blue isn't nearly as pink as the color pink!

Linux is faster and more secure than either Windows or Apple.

Synyster Shadows

April 1st, 2014, 04:19 PM

Yeah but Linux isn't as common, therefore Windows and Apple are cooler and better.

Piano is an awesome instrument

Gamma Male

April 1st, 2014, 04:32 PM

But piano wire can be used to murder late night joggers. Criminal Minds said so!

Zelda and Final Fantasy should do a noncanon crossover game.

Willy_Nilly

April 1st, 2014, 05:25 PM

That would cause anarchy as no one would leave their couch!

Blue is a nice color

Typhlosion

April 1st, 2014, 05:32 PM

You would think that, but he called me "stupid" yesterday!

Theism

Gamma Male

April 1st, 2014, 06:36 PM

We live in a world where John Lenin and JFK were assassinated but G W Bush and Kanye West are still alive. Therefore there cannot possibly be a God.

Aurelio Voltaite has a voice like an angel.

Typhlosion

April 1st, 2014, 06:48 PM

If Aurelio had a voice the voice of an angel that would mean he IS an angel, but everyone knows no angels exist because god doesn't exist because the universe doesn't exist because god didn't create it because there is no god because Einstein disproved it with his theory of relativity.

I believe in Jedi Narwhals.

Gamma Male

April 1st, 2014, 07:07 PM

I can find absolutely no faults in this belief whatsoever.

Great Britian should've won the Revolutionary War.

Luminous

April 1st, 2014, 07:57 PM

But sometimes in Great Britain people die from drug overdoses so if Great Britain won the revolutionary war we'd all die from drug overdoses!

Toads are ugly.

Bmble_B

April 1st, 2014, 07:59 PM

Toads have actually been considered the most beautiful animals on Earth.

Melodic

April 1st, 2014, 10:27 PM

But I haven't seen one have over 10 likes on their selfie.

Nutella is the greatest sandwich spread to existence

PortlyLlama80

April 1st, 2014, 10:52 PM

Nutella is made with nuts, which means it's secretly a project by the Illuminati!

Dr. Pepper is the greatest soda ever.

Melodic

April 1st, 2014, 11:11 PM

Dr. Pepper should have stayed a Doctor

One Direction is amazayn!

PortlyLlama80

April 1st, 2014, 11:13 PM

They are a rip off of Backstreet Boys

Kesha is the bomb diggity!

Gamma Male

April 1st, 2014, 11:25 PM

I don't know who Kesha is, therefore he/she doesn't matter .

Craig Ferguson is the only really funny late night talk show host.

PortlyLlama80

April 1st, 2014, 11:50 PM

He's really David Letterman after a wardrobe change

NASCAR is the best sport out there.

radsniper

April 1st, 2014, 11:55 PM

people die from car crashes so we should ban all cars in the world

getting no sleep gives you more time to work

NeuroTiger

April 2nd, 2014, 12:00 AM

Sleeping is also a task in life; not sleeping implies that you are doing less work.

Usain Bolt is as fast as lightning.

EddietheZombie

April 2nd, 2014, 12:01 AM

But with no sleep means no dreams! No dreams mean no inventions!

I think people should use the search instead of asking 50 times a day if their penis is big enough.