Month: June 2016

Sometimes I look back on the advice I was given before having a baby, and I think to myself “God. Why didn’t you people actually give me some useful freakin’ advice?!” Seriously. You’ve had kids. Surely you’ve got more than “sleep when the baby sleeps” and “make your cup of tea BEFORE you sit down…

Today I went to a client’s house. She’s a 90 year old lady and my job with her today was to assist her with getting dressed and helping her apply some creams to her legs. Pretty stock standard job, nothing complicated or overly fancy. But it was one of the most heart wrenching and emotional…

When I was younger I used to love playing mortal combat, the street fighter one where you just press a whole bunch of buttons and just go crazy and your little street fighter goes mental and jumps up and down and throws fire and shit. Well they don’t throw actual shit…from what I can recall….