Brock paced the length of the PokéCenter. It had been a long day for our young heroes, but Brock couldn't sleep.

"Hey there tiger." Ash purred, interrupting Brock's train of thought.
"Oh, uh, hi Ash!" Brock replied, stumbling over his words at the site of the brunette bombshell.
"I know what you're thinking, because I'm thinking it too. We've been wandering this continent for a long time together Brock. Did you think that I was blind? Did you think that I never caught those glances that you consistently throw my way?"
"Uh, er, Ash... this is-"
"Don't worry Brock, we'll be fine. Now, come show me what's up."
"Just wait there Ash. Do you take me for some kind of bitch?"
"Well..."
"Okay then, I guess I'll have to show you what's up!"

Brock suddenly pounced, knocking Ash facedown onto the cold tile floor.
"Whoa there tiger, slow down!" Ash yelped. Too bad Brock wasn't having any of that. In a fit of passion Brock tore the young PokéMaster's pants down to Ash's shaking knees. With a single circular motion Brock spun the prime piece of meat onto his back, exposing the pulsating fuckstick that had been hidden in a denim prison.

"Let's see what this thing can do!" Brock squealed as he began to violent tug the veiny manmeat.
"Oh God Brock, too much friction!" Ash shouted as the older male furiously tugged the dick raw with his calloused hands. Without saying a word Brock suddenly stopped tugging the purpleheaded nervecluster and dropped to his knees.
"I want to taste it! Give it to me!" Brock shouted as he jammed the raw and bleeding cock into his mouth. "Hmmprh, so fucking hmmm good!" Brock raked his teeth across the young stud's meat to further assert his dominance.

"Enough fucking around, let's do this!" Brock commanded his fucktoy, pulling the bleeding mess from the ground and bending it over the nearest chair. Without waiting for his friend to respond Brock dropped his own pants, revealing a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

At this point Pikachu became alert to his master's cries and rushed into the room to find out what was wrong. "Pika pika pika PIKA! PIKACHU! Pika pika-CHU!!!!"

"Fucking yellow rat." Brock muttered as he withdrew from the bloody chasm that was once a tight virginal asshole. Like a father scorned, Brock popped Pikachu in the face and tossed the pokémon across the room into a chair. "Time to take my prize!" Brock declared as he re-mounted Ash.

Brock began furiously pumping away once more, inching further in with each thrust. "Take it dirty. Take it! Take it! Take it, you snotty little brat! That sweet piece of trim Misty belongs to me, you hear it faggot? She loooooooves this veiny fuckstick and your shit just can't compare!"

As Brock approached climax Ash began to lose consciousness. He looked across the room at his young Pikachu, laid out cold by the big buck nigger Brock. A final tear fell from Ash's eye and he knew no more.

Brock continued to rail the corpse of his friend long after it had gone cold, finally ending the marathon session by snapping the neck of his pleasure hole and skeet skeet skeeting all over the comatose Pikachu on the waiting room chair.

"I'll be taking this back." Brock proclaimed as he retrieved the badge he had once given Ash, so long ago when the rising Pokéstar had bested him in his own gym. "Who's the Pokémaster now, faggot?"

Jakebert

02-07-2008, 05:58 PM

The only thing of that that I actually saw while skimming that was "No Brock, I can't take it, it's too much".

I did not read anymore.

WebDudette

02-07-2008, 06:00 PM

That was the greatest story ever told...

ninthlayer

02-07-2008, 06:01 PM

That sweet piece of trim Misty belongs to me, you hear it faggot? She loooooooves this veiny fuckstick and your shit just can't compare!

[Are you the] Next [next] man???? It doesn't matter.:) Maybe I will a [be] gay. ;)

You seem to be improving. I am proud of you.

coke_a_holic

02-09-2008, 09:56 AM

Are you man or woman?

Are you not men?

JohnnyNemesis

02-09-2008, 11:27 AM

That's very win.

Endymion

02-09-2008, 12:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

ps: last night i ordered a microkorg synth/vocoder and a yamaha keyboard. meaning, soon my grooves will be unleashed upon the world!

holland25

02-09-2008, 02:33 PM

No, I will not try to correct that filth. It is nothing more than a random bunch of letters.

Smart guy! Really!

Davo, I don't love you anymore, cause you seem not to even realize what's your own gender,,, Speak to my elbow, my hand is on vacation.

Harnum

02-09-2008, 06:15 PM

Speak to my elbow, my hand is on vacation.
oooh burnn! ouch! need some icee for that burrrn my frienddd?

Lodat225

02-09-2008, 10:40 PM

Haaaaaaahaha.

Harnum made me LOL.

Davo

02-12-2008, 08:17 AM

Are you not men?
I am a man.

You seem to be improving. I am proud of you.
Thank you again...:)

Tomboy Powerhead

02-13-2008, 03:34 AM

Wow, please watch your mistakes!

retard, shortening isn't a fuckin mistake, it was even an exam in one of the english tests I checked, so gfys :p

GID! (shortened from green kid)

Jakebert

02-13-2008, 06:27 AM

Tomboy, stop spamming threads please.

Davo

02-13-2008, 09:42 AM

The question is: "Who loves me?"

JohnnyNemesis

03-13-2008, 08:10 PM

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

a dick that would make Snorlax blush.

I feel like this is important to reiterate.

holland25

03-14-2008, 01:43 AM

Ricky bumped the useless thread! He's a loser :rolleyes:

RickyCrack

03-14-2008, 09:43 AM

Dude, Snorlax fucking owns in this movie.
shut the fuck up
Dude, Snorlax is holding on to all the fucking pokemon. Only Snorlax could do that shit.
oh look jigglypuff.
You fucking dick, that's Wigglytuff.