PNS403 Gimme that toot toot. Gimme that Beep beep.

PNS402 I Think He's Gonna Like It Here.

PNS400 We dreamed a dream...

PNS399 Annie FEVER!

We still have a full-blown Annie Fever.
Also, we reveal how Annie's wigs don't fit, her control top panty hose is bursting, and how her tits are just about double D's.
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PNS398 I'll glove you, Tomorrow.

1/26/2010

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Pat and I completely destroy the Annie classic "Tomorrow". Its shriller than the actual show, which is so. Very. Shrill. This, and other dipshit highjinks on today's PNSexplosion!
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PNS397 Béyonce NOT Beyoncé.

1/20/2010

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396 No wet wipes needed.

1/15/2010

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PNS395 Blitzkrieg on Annie's Maybe

1/15/2010

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Hey lovers, I've been soo G.D. busy I got behina on posting shows, so you'll get two today. This one we recorded last week, and one we recorded last night that will Markie Post in the afternoon. HAAAY.
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PNS394 Linni Meister's power buffed/Carnuba® waxed ASS

1/10/2010

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Linni Meister: Norway's hottest import since codfish and 80s ski bunnys? Beyoncé: Payin' her automobills or terrorist sympathizer? Mariah: third or fourth horse-strength xanax? All these questions and much much more on a jam/fudge packed PNSexplosion!!
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PNS393 More Scooooosie!

1/5/2010

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Uncle Jack, dogs humping pigs, and watching soft core porn on Christmas Eve. Thanks to google for actually finding a picture of a dog humping a pig. I really feel like I'm living in the future.
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PNS392 When you let one loose in the middle of a crowd scream!

12/31/2009

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Scooooosie! Scooosie Sissson!
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PNS391 Hair Pie Burnin' on the Griddle.

12/23/2009

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On todays show we have an exclusive interview with a Dunkin' Donuts insider! Now that's a set of Double D's I could motorboat, or so I thought. Our bubble is quickly burst when we find out the insidious inner bitter workings of what we thought was America's sweetest bakery. Charlatans, the lot of them. Join us for this important expose that just might change the way you look at the state of pastry... forever. Dunkin' Donuts? More like Dunkin' Deception. Who could've imagined a corporation in...

PNS390 Latvians are all whores.

12/17/2009

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Its not our opinion so please don't be offended, its just that all Latvians are whores. Google it.
Foiled Again on Facebook--> click here
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PNS389 Pat and I Take Back The Night

12/16/2009

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[art by Anders!!!]
We try to regain control the only way we know how-- a prolonged joke involving Jimmy Jam, Janet Jackson, and Janet Jackson's poop. Thanks again to Mikey!
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PNS388 Full House

12/15/2009

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Mikey and my lllloooovah are on the show today with me and Pat and its nutty. We do our best to keep our self-diagnosed ADHD/lactose intolerant Latino guest on track but sometimes that Latino heat is just too Rita-Moreno-like in intensity to contain.
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12/8/2009

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Pat and I run this one into the ground just like the convertible that took Thelma and Louise over a cliff that fateful day. Detective Slocumb aint pinning this one on us. But at least Pat finally had an ooorgasm.
I stuck a song on the end that doesn't fit the mood or content [oh wait its the same song as last episiode]. So there's that too. Hey did you know that Cher was supposed to be Thelma? But she wanted to charge too much because she won an Oxcah® for Moonstruck. Snap out of...