Oh oh ohOh I don't know, I don't know, oh, where to beginWe are North AmericansAnd for those of you who still think we're from EnglandWe're not, no.We build our planes and our trains till we think we might die,Far from North America,Where the buildings are old and you might have lots of mimes.Aha, oh, oh.I hate the feelin' when you're looking at me that wayCause we're North AmericansBut if we act all shy, it'll make it okayMakes it go away.

Oh I don't know, I don't know, oh, where to beginWhen we're North AmericanBut in the end we make the same mistakes all over againCome on North Americans

We are North American scumWe're from North America

And all the kids all the kids that want to make the sceneHere in North AmericaWhen our young kids get to read it in your magazinesWe don't have thoseSo where's the love where's the love where's the love where's the love where's the love tonight?But there's no love man there's no love and the kids are uptightSo throw a party till the cops come in and bust it upLet's go North AmericansOh you were planning it I didn't mean to interruptSorryI did it once and my parents got pretty upsetFreaked out in North AmericaBut then I said the more I do it the better it gets

Let's rock North America

We are North American scumWe're from North AmericaWe are North American scumWe are North American

New York's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rentWahoo North AmericaAnd it's the furthest you can live from the government un huh huhSome proud American Christians might disagreeHere in North AmericaBut New York's the only place we're keepin' them off the streetBoo boo now we can't have parties like in Spain where they go all nightShut down in North AmericaOr like Berlin where they go another night, alright, un huh un huh

You see I love this place that I have grown to knowAlright, North America.And yeah, I know you wouldn't touch us with a ten-foot pole'Cause we're North Americans.

We are North American scumWe are North AmericansWe are North American scumWe love North America

Take me back to the states manNorth American scumWhere we can be all we want if we really ??North AmericanWhere the dj gigs are as funHere in North American scumDon't blame the CanadiansLet go North America