DON'T BE A DONKEY

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What
Would a Donkey Do? (Things you should NOT do)

Strat
#1

Call
every time someone raises the bet.
ADVICE: It's okay to fold and it's an important part
of the game too.

Strat
#2

Attempt
to steal the blinds hand after hand. ADVICE:
This may work for a little while but it will usually
result in you walking right into a very expensive trap.
You could end up losing all of your chips.

Strat
#3

Call large raises
both after the flop and turn in hopes of hitting a gut
shot straight on the river. ADVICE:
The odds are very low of connecting but the odds are
very high that you will not win the hand.

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