Viola Jokes

Part 1

These jokes have enjoyed wide publicity. They have been mentioned in such
places as Alex Beam's Boston Globe column on Wednesday, November
30, 1994 (p. 65), John Hayward-Warburton's article in BBC Music,
and Dave Barry's book Dave Barry in Cyberspace (pp. 153-4).

Acknowledgement

These jokes are a continually-growing collection, and unfortunately, I can
no longer remember which jokes I heard from whom. If you have ever told,
emailed, or otherwise communicated to me a music joke, thank you.