Whose Drunk Uncle is This?

We all have black sheep in our family. Some of the folks we don’t like to claim might one day end up on TV for all the wrong reasons. Like this dude:

LMAO!!! This dude was so damb drunk that he couldn’t e’em hold his own head up to take a mugshot. What kinda life are you living when this is well… your life?

First of all, I wonder what they arrested him for. What did his drunk ass do when he can’t e’em hold his head up? Must be for public intoxication. And for it to end up on TV? I know I’m not the only one amused at this.

But why am I cracking up because of that look on his face? Can you imagine the conversation at the police station when they tried to take this picture?

Police: Sir, stand still and look forward. DRONK Uncle: But I nfoifmrpook[fokof Po-po: We just need you to be still, sir. Stand up straight. Look in the camera. Dronk Unc: *sways and slams himself against the wall* Po-po: *sigh* Hey John. Help me out here. You hold his head up and I’ll snap the picture. They don’t pay me enough for this.

Chile… LOL. I need to know though. Whose drunk uncle is this? Well, not drunk but DRONK. This is that “I drank skol vodka mixed with expired four loko” drunkenness. SMH.

Listen, EVERY family has at least one Drunkle. Think you don’t have one? Think REAL hard….yes you do! Drunkles are those by which you measure everyone’s antics against. Find your Drunkle & hug him….just hold your breath when you get close to him.

Unfortunately my Drunkle lives in the same house as me. It goes from comedy to fury in this piece. You know it’s bad when your friends can finish the drunken stories he tells after the 1st sentence comes out of his mouf. To make matters worse, he calls EVERYBODY. I’ve gotten a call from an aunt in England because he called her! Everybody. I had to start sending out warning texts to folks!