Well actually, he showed it to some girl who then showed it to EVERYONE!

Portland Trailblazer Greg Oden sent nudie shots out to a selfish (or incredibly generous–depending on how you feel about these things) lady friend who decided to leak them to the interwebs, to add indisputable proof that people who are 7′0″ ft. tall have big d*cks. Cuz I think people had a hard time believing that old myth. It’s too bad he’s not good looking, otherwise I’d totally hit it. Well…let me think about that one….HMMMMMMMMMM.

Rumor has it, Jesus Luz, Madonna’s current Brazilian boy toy, is rocking an uncut member, Shia LaBeouf confessed to Playboy that he isn’t well-endowed, and Jared Leto reportedly has the biggest (living) dong in Hollywood. After the jump, celebs dish on the packages they were given or were happy/unhappy to receive.

“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie. It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.” —Shia LaBeouf in Playboy

“I said I had a small penis as a joke. And they took it literally when it is not the truth. So when people find out it’s not the case they are pleasantly surprised.” —Enrique Iglesias

“I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too.”—Victoria Beckham on David Beckham‘s penis

“I had a penis implant!” —Robert Pattinson on his nude scenes for “Little Ashes”

“I know the reason that it was cut out was that it just wasn’t right. If anything, it’s a beautiful, gentle moment and a f**king large c**k with huge balls, is just f**king jarring.” —Colin Farrell on why his nude scene was cut out of “Alexander”

““I’m not worried about how small my penis is — I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.” —John Mayer

“I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.” —Pete Wentz

“He’s not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” —Kim Mathers on her ex, Eminem

“I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I ever had to work with. There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.” —Corina Taylor on having sex with Jared Leto

“I helped raise him and I can assure you there is nothing wrong with him physically.” —Sadie Bomar on grandson Justin TImberlake‘s penis after Britney Spears insinuated he had a small member.

“It looks like an egg in a nest. This girl once said to me, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that little thing?’ I said, ‘Me!’” —Johnny Knoxville

“Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.” —Jessica Simpson on her ex-husband, Nick Lachey

“You tighten up like a hamster. The first time it happened, I turned around and went, ‘You know, there’s a thousand people here and I don’t think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.’ I am terribly self-conscious.” —Daniel Radcliffe on appearing nude onstage

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was “obviously having some other issues.”

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man’s condition isn’t known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

Ian Somerhalder is possibly best known for his role in the first season of Lost. He has been signed to appear throughout the current season too, (and reveal his character is gay), via flashbacks! Woot!, and now for his evil role in the hit CW series “The Vampire Diaries”.

But we proper gays had noticed him long before this; when he flashed his ass, made out with Dawsons’ Creek star James Van Der Beek and bounced about on a bed in his bulging boxers, in the movie ‘The Rules Of Attraction’.

Now all those scenes were very nice scenes, we’ll admit. But you know the rules here at HotBlokes. If it’s not cock, it’s not here. There are a million & one sites offering bottoms & bulges – but as we all know… it’s the cock that counts. Hence the rule.

Happily then, we can now provide you Ian’s cock in all it’s glory, in scenes taken from the series ‘Tell Me You Love Me’, in which Ian’s character Nick is makin’ hot monkey lurve with some chick, who frankly we don’t give a shit about. To see the vid, click HERE.

What *is* rather nice on the other hand, are the extended shots of Ian’s nuts, jiggling out from underneath his lovers splayed legs, and then later, his thick semi-erect cock flopped down on his stomach as his balls loll about merrily beneath it.

A condom applicator designed to help AIDS prevention has been named the Most Beautiful Object in South Africa by Dutch designer Jurgen Bey who was in Cape Town to speak at the Design Indaba conference last week, selected the product from a shortlist of 15 products at the Design Indaba Expo.

The applicator, invented by Willem van Rensburg and designed by industrial designer Roelf Mulder of South Africa’s XYZ Design, allows a condom to be put on easily and rapidly. The user holds the device with the thumb and forefinger of both hands, pulling the condom down over the penis in a single rapid movement.

It is hoped the design will encourage the use of condoms, thereby helping reduce the spread of AIDS.

The applicator, which was selected for the SAFE exhibition at MoMA in New York two years ago and is in the museum’s permanent collection is now being marketed and sold under the Pronto brand.

I’m not even sure where to start with this one! I guess Russian guys get pretty lonely during the winter. What a dumb ass! Raccoons are known to be mean and have sharp teeth. He deserved to get the short end of the stick on this one. I wonder if the raccoon’s name was Lorena Bobbit?

Russian Raccoon Rape Turns Rowdy

Alaxander Kirilov got wasted with his buddies (like ya do in Russia). And, because Russia is basically just one gigantic, Eurasian ghost town, he decided when he saw a raccoon wander into their social circle that he’d, “have a little fun.” Anybody that’s ever had sex with a raccoon can tell you what happened next.If you don’t know anybody that has, though, I’ll tell you: the raccoon bit off his dong.

No means no, man.Even when spoken in raccoon. After the incident, he was alive (but certainly not well), and his friends rushed him to the hospital. Also, given that his erect penis was suddenly severed and his blood had been thinned with alcohol, this dude must’ve been, to quote James Bond, a “bloody mess.”

Russian plastic surgeons said they’d be able to get everything working again, but the lost inch-age was, well, lost.Here’s hoping that this dude is blessed with the curse of Rasputin, for his own sake.