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It's Friday the 13th, ladies! Consider it your lucky—or perhaps unlucky—day because I have just the thing to make you laugh out loud and make your ears bleed at the same time. How often does that happen?

Just in case you haven't had your fill of the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon, I present to you the best parody of it on the Internet so far (neck and neck with this one, of course.) It’s been circulating for a few months, but it’s still worth putting up for those who haven't seen it.

Below is Gilbert Gottfried reading aloud from the sexiest novel to hit the mainstream in a long time. The pained faces of the women in the video are priceless! So sit back and enjoy. And, for goodness sake, put on your headphones so your coworkers don't throw you shade.

"Let Christian Grey seduce you over and over through the voice of Gilbert Gottfried."