Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when onesaid, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when abeautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off allher clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer noddedapprovingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fityou anyway.

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass ishalf empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.

Understanding Engineers - Take Four

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduatewith an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with anaccounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an artsdegree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Five

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possibledesigners of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Justlook at all the joints. "Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer.The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. " Thelast one said, "No,actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxicwaste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Understanding Engineers - Take Six

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it ain't broke,it doesn't have enough features yet.

Understanding Engineers - Take Seven

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again andsaid, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I willstay with you for oneweek." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it andreturned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me andturn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and doANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took thefrog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frogasked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess andthat I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won'tyou kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm anengineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, nowthat's cool."

Understanding Engineers - Take Eight

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. Hereduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloonfurther and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possibledesigners of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Justlook at all the joints. "Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer.The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. " Thelast one said, "No,actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxicwaste pipeline through a recreational area?"

LOL!!!

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