Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Keep The Dream Alive

Gosh, Rick Santorum is ever so upset! He just can't seem to get this whole Santorum Google daffynition thing behind him! It's so unfair! And Google is clearly prejudiced against Santorums because otherwise why would they allow all this Santorum nonsense to continue? They wouldn't do that to somebody other than Rick Santorum, like, say, Joe Biden. And bloggers are probably to blame, too, because they just love linking the name Santorum to that awful Santorum internet site over and over again, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, like it's going out of style or something (he is, I mean it is). So everybody, please, stop it with the Santorum stuff, because it is totally gross and upsetting and unfair to Rick Santorum.

7 comments:

Poor Rick! He'll have to get the webmaster for http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ to take down the website. Then all will be well again. Because the Internet quickly forgets anything you ever published, once the offending site is taken down.

I love the fact that he thinks it'll have "an impact on the country." Rick, honey, the polls all have you at somewhere between 2 and 4 percent. I don't think anything you do will have an impact on D.C., much less the country.