And we're unimpressed, to say the least. Her poses were hot, sure, but her singing killed the mood for us.

It's a step above Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe impersonations, we'll give her that, but in this sitch, we say it's best Scarlett leaves the croonin'-while-writhin' to the original blonde centerfold. But hey, at least the champagne looked tasty?

Point: Ryan. And two against one makes him the winner.

So is this Scarlett's swan song,ultimately declaring Mr. Reynolds the true post-split victor, or are you feelin' her performance of the oldie tune?