Airstream

The Cadillac of trailers. With a stainless steel shell and real wood panelling inside, this ain't no double-wide white trash last-chance domicile. Real Airstream people belong to special affinity groups and travel together in convoys that look like silver whale pods as they migrate down the interstate. Less affluent folks pick them up used, but the ruse is spotted immediately by real Airstream owners, and they are forced to the far ends of the KOA Kampgrounds.