The Pittsburgh Penguins are proud to introduce a new product for Penguins fans.... the chill pill. Not for every fan, designed and tested for the hardcore fans who just can't seem to find a way to stop during the offseason. These black & gold beauties are easily "pickle stabbed" and are of course fully enorsed by the Bobby, Steigy, Langer and the Ol' 29'er. This suppliment changes the constant whine & harping of local sports media to unfathomable lullabyes, making for easy days and sleep filled nites. And best of all, you no longer feel obliged to spew filth on LGP.COM.

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You wake up and find that you have been living in an orange pod where you are having the money sucked out of your pockets so that the Flyers can offer ridiculous UFA contracts. You are being harvested to sustain the Bryzgalov buyout and the Lecavalier contract. The entire world has been taken over by Ed Snyder who is sending out his GM, Paul Holmgren to stop any rogue Penguin fans. Back to the Orange and Black Fields for you...

You wake up and find that you have been living in an orange pod where you are having the money sucked out of your pockets so that the Flyers can offer ridiculous UFA contracts. You are being harvested to sustain the Bryzgalov buyout and the Lecavalier contract. The entire world has been taken over by Dan Bylsma who is sending out his GM,Ray Shero to stop any rogue Penguin fans. Back to the Orange and Black Fields for you...