1 {scene: The Head Paradox's office}1 SFX: RIIING2 Receptionist: Hello?3 Receptionist: What? You want us to pay for 38 tons of dynamite we ordered? We never ordered that.4 Receptionist: Well obviously, if we had ordered it we would pay for it, but we're not. Q.E.D. Thank you for calling the Paradox Department.