Pig: Okay, let's go to a party!
Bacon: Don't we need to have some class?

(Pig is now wearing a monocle and top hat)
Pig: Like this?
Bacon: Perfect.

Bacon: What about the locket?
Pig: Forget that, I have a sports car out here!

(Bacon looks on a buttugly sports car with the words pigmobil scratched on in some odd brown material which should be left to the reader's imagination)
Bacon: Why was I expecting more, I'll never know.