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I'm here to

I'm here to meet
girls
from 18 to 50 years old for dating, friendship, serious relationship and networking.

About me

A dinner by candlelight followed by a walk down the moonlit shore is the opening lines used by countless men in their attempt to get your attention. Isn't that pathetic?

About you

Delusional self-employed white male, 54, seeks independently wealthy, single female between the ages of 18 and 22, who preferably owns a bar and excels at making sandwiches. If however, the inflated concept of my self-worth should return to pre-comatose levels, then I'd probably be happy just meeting someone who is nice and can handle my jokes.