So yeah, that's about it. Have a safe holiday and don't for get to pound a few for freedom. And should you see a dude sans a brew, look him in his cold, dead eyes and say, “Do you even 4th of July, Bro?” as you hand him an icy domestic beer.

About J. Camm...
J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.