Syria puts its entire Chemical Weapon Stockpile on EBay

In a bold peace move today it is believed that Syria has put its entire chemical stockpile EBay.

A look on the auction website shows Sarin, Anthrax and Mustard gases available from a seller known as BoyAssadBoy, believed to be the Syrian leader’s username, as he is known to be huge fan of a certain cartoon southern American chicken and also a dig at Tiger Woods whom Assad is known to dislike.

Examining the bids shows there has been some intense bidding for 27 tonnes of Sarin gas and bidders don’t seem to be put off by the $2300 P&P charges. The item currently stands at $57000 due to a bidding war between BenjiYahoo the current highest bidder and Kerrygold 26 who seems intent on bidding up the price, with still four days to go.

12 Tonnes of Mustard Gas currently stands at $7000 with a hopeful bidder of Khomieboy11 leading the way, surprisingly the Anthrax has been a disappointing performer and with two days to go the top bidder so far is KimWildeUn who has only has to pay at present $1.26 so far though this could be due to recent poor feed back by HansBlitz who complained about weapons not turning up and a dispute from Putinontheritz who has filed a dispute with EBay over an unpaid Mig 31’s and 4 T72 tanks.