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Michelle Rodriguez got drunk at an Irish wedding. Based on the Irish people I know. I would assume that anything Irish would involve being drunk. So she decided to deal with her hangover by stripping out of her lesbian pant suit I assume she wore…even though she pretends she’s over the whole lesbian thing now….to walk through the mud naked for instagram…and from the angle they shot it at…and the distance they shot it from…the whole thing turned out good enough to look at…and I’m not just saying that because Michelle Rodriguez always looks like she’s covered in mud thanks to her color, making this some kind of journey home dramatic film…I am saying it because I like naked ass on instagram!

Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron our having sex. Considering she was a lesbian and he is gay, we can assume it is more about getting high and him jerking off into a shot glass for her to insert in her vagina to make herself a baby, as lesbians do…but I could be wrong…it happens…what I am not wrong about is how she’s diving into the ocean off a boat…and she posted this video…

Then she posted this video of what I think is her using a vibrator…that’s what it sounds like…because she’s clearly not getting dick…not that she wants dick…it kinda goes against being a Lesbian…

Here is her pic of her with a bunch of dudes…because well…she clearly she doesn’t identify herself as a lesbian…since lesbians hate everything with a penis.

People may not know this based on the bratty behavior of celebrities…but they all love attention. They only moved to Hollywood for attention. There is no talent, there is no passion, there is no art…there is just some asshole who thinks “I’m good looking enough and persistent enough to get myself in movies, make a lot of money and really just carry myself into retirement, because I’m awesome”…and idiots who do casting buy into the bullshit…

Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people, so even with her not being all that famous anymore, she’s running around in a bikini, but more weirdly, creating this bikini videos of herself that remind me of a snuff film or shitty porn…and I’m not going to try to make sense of it, because I don’t care…but I know these motherfuckers love cameras and all of their phones must have so much self produced content of their narcisstic and vain selves…that it’d be disgusting…something I’d expect videos of Michele Rodriguez rolling around to be…only for some reason I dig em…

While socialite and part time model, who I guess all models are part time models, since they only get overpaid for work one or two days a week, while partying and doing cocaine the rest of the time, is on vacation grabbing cock, with other girls – saying to the world “I ate her pussy, but I like cock too, you can’t black or white this shit, and not because Michelle Rodriguez is not black or white, but because this is the 2014s, we’re all fucking homos”….

Michelle Rodriguez – took on doing some acrobatic shit in a bikini…Fascinating…..but not at all because Michelle Rodriguez is not hot….

It’s safe to say that this is the best picture I’ve seen of Michelle Rodriguez, Lesbian, pretty much in the history of Michelle Rodriguez because it reminds of of some kind of Lesbian Mermaid, doing a dolphin dive, showing the world where girls stick their noses while she’s not wearing the strap on she uses to be the man that she is…

If you read this site you will know this is one of her old tricks…andShe was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…