Californians Grossly Overreact To Mildly Cold Weather

California makes a compelling argument for us to kick it out of the union once every few months. Sometimes it’s major stuff like being more bankrupt than some European socialist states, and sometimes it’s the small things, like a brawl between democratic candidates for congress. This time, it’s Southern California having 50 degree highs for the week and reacting like the superstorm from The Day After Tomorrow is beating down their door.

The video is great. It’s newscasters bemoaning the weather, wondering when the “arctic blast” is going to end, and suggesting you grab the blankets, space heaters, and bunker down. Is it some kind of requirement to turn your balls in at the border when you enter California, or is it just a really successful voluntary program? Personally, I just hope it doesn’t get colder. If it does, we might have to contend with hipsters in ironic beard hats. I can’t deal with that.

No real explanation for the weather was given in the reports. Most seem to think it’s a cold front, but I think its a bitter former governator reprising one of his greatest roles of all time.

If we are manufacturing the cars, exactly what jobs are being stolen, and by whom? Tenessee and SC also have massive manufacturing bases, which are growing faster than those of any other area in the country.

You would also lose the state with the country’s largest GDP, greater than that of Canada’s, 1 in 9 Americans, the second largest US city, the American entertainment industry which makes all our movies and TV shows, Silicon Valley – the center of American computer technology, miles and miles of endless beaches, forests, scenery, and wildlife, rich natural resources and tons of arable land.

California has problems like every other state, but the difference is it along with New York are the centers of this country’s huge economy, and I think southerners who live in places like Alabama or Mississippi, states that contribute absolutely nothing to the economy are definitely jealous that these “liberal shitholes” are world financial centers while Alabama manufactures nothing but rednecks. California might have to deal with a massive debt and tons of illegal immigrants, but the Southern states have to deal with extreme poverty, lack of a decent education, and a population unfit for the modern knowledge-based workforce.

Fuck off the state of Texas is the worlds 8th largest economy, Alabama manufactures most of the US Mercedes, kias and hyundais, all California has really given the United States is a fuck ton of debt and dirty hippies and for the record I’ll take a redneck from Mississippi over some piece of shit phish concert tshirt wearing, dmt smoking, obama voting, dick licking liberal any god damn day of the week, go jack off to Michael Moore eating hot dogs he’s probably just around the corner

Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Bob Hope, Charlton Heston…just to name a few folks who made California home. If folks dont like California, then they should just stay home because the wine, women, and song over here is much better than anywhere else in the world. Just sayin’

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