in my Mysticism I am determined to become one of the Flock as xkillerx's Prayer is absolutely bloody hilarious and maketh me much mirth.

In the name of the Smoothie, the Pie and the Holy Falafel.

And our credo shall be
We believe we've only got one brainand we will think for ourselvesand use itbecause if you don't use it you lose itand fail natural selection and end up dead.Sooner.

Unfortunately us mystics are stubborn and difficult sods who don't like to fit in to anything.
So instead of the Vegan Fitness Shaker, I will raise my Espresso Cup containing rocket fuel strength Ristretto in hope of Visions half as splendid as those of our horny pastor the Right Vegan xkillerx , naughty be his name.

Either that or full on hyperactivity caused by too much coffee

Bon Appetit!

"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart

XkillerX wrote:and finally i wisheth that the flock stop being miserable vegan bastards and actually go out and have some fun!

I will make this commandment the centre of my faith.

yes I think we should also chant "FUN is good, SAD is bad" as xkillerx treads upon the holy grounds.

"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart

Papaya wrote:And Gelert, can you seriously suggest anything more relevant to decide your life path that Xkillerx's visions?

Eh? Eh? Got you there, innit?

Er, will my visions not do? For me at least?

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spell out your Visions Gelert and they shall form part of xkillerx's Scroll of Visions.
Just remember though you can't rub out ink on papyrus so no editing! Tell us, what didst thou see.

"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart

Papaya wrote:And Gelert, can you seriously suggest anything more relevant to decide your life path that Xkillerx's visions?

Eh? Eh? Got you there, innit?

Er, will my visions not do? For me at least?

.

spell out your Visions Gelert and they shall form part of xkillerx's Scroll of Visions.Just remember though you can't rub out ink on papyrus so no editing! Tell us, what didst thou see.

Here's one. It's a news story in Nature this morning about the licence for neuropsychology experiments on macaque monkeys at the University of Bremen being revoked:

Nature wrote:On 15 October, ****** was officially informed by the senate of health — the local authority in charge of approving animal experiments — that his licence will not be renewed. Referring to "changed societal values", the authority argued that the experiments were "ethically unjustified"

"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart

the blond guy on the far left looks surprisingly like xkillerx
looks like he's asking whether the food's vegan.
let's hope it's falafel in pitta bread!

"she was my better half and I was just a dog"
"I don't have a drinking problem except when I can't get a drink"
"No, the moon ain't romantic, it's intimidating as hell
And some guy's trying to sell me a watch"
-- Tom Waits Bad Liver and a Broken Heart