Sandra Bullock is officially a single woman. Citing "Irreconcilable Differences" and "I Hope You Die, Motherfucker," she finalized her divorce to Jesse James late last week. From TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ both Sandra and Jesse signed the final documents last week. Sealed documents have been filed with the clerk's office in Travis County, Texas -- sources tell us they are the papers making the divorce final ... And sources say the divorce clears the way for Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.

Call me a hopeless romantic if you will, but I have a funny feeling in my stomach that we'll be seeing these two back together in a few months. Oh no wait, that's just the tuna sandwich I had for lunch. Thanks expired mayonnaise!