Where would Scottish Comedy be without the humble Ned/Chav-The only minority it's OK to despise without being thought of as a racist or bigot!

WITHOUT the ned/chav Scottish Comedy would be firmly in the doldrums thatâs where. And all these media whores going on and on about how the working class are full of 'Native Wit'....

âYeah, the Ned/Chav IS intrinsically AND inherently funny with his trackie suit and strange raptor-like gait walking around like as if heâs got a half-petrified frozen turd jutting out his arse, puffing away on a spliff with that curious over-arm technique, all the while sounding like a turkey who's just found out theTRUE meaning of Christmas 'Oh maaaaan nooo maaan ya fuckin' RIDE ya...maaan'...Yeah the Ned/Chav...I think theyâre just so funnyâ

A small corner of this country shall remain forever the South of England itâs called the BBC. A place for corralling all the ugly talentless and socially dysfunctional people. âHi Nigel havenât seen you on the telly much recentlyââ¦I wonder the fucking fuck why not. 'Cos television people are yuppie fucking scum that's why....