[ open on Director standing on set with Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Dan Patrick, Tony Dungy, and Rodney Harrison ]

Director: Alright, looks like we've got the whole NBC football crew here -- Al, Chris, Dan, Tony, and Rodney. Great to work with you guys.

The Guys: Good to be here! We're very excited!

Director: Okay, this is just gonna be a QUICK promo that we're gonna run on the bottom of the screen during NBC shows. You guys just act natural... and when you hear the NBC Football sting, just look up and smile.

The Guys: Alright! We got it! No problem!

Director: Alright! Well, here we go. Let's just stack it together, guys. [ they all move closer to one another ] Alright. Annnnddd... acting casual, annnnndddd...

[ NBC Football sting pots up, as the guys look up stiffly and smirk-grin into the camera as the "NFL On NBC Super Bowl XLVI" logo zooms in ]

The Guys: That felt good! That felt good! Alright! Great!

Director: Okay. Alright. Well, that felt a little stiff. You know what, why don't we get some conversation going? Uh, we're not recording sound, so no one will hear what you're saying... so just tslk about anything!

The Guys: Oh! Alright! Okay! Okay!

Dan Patrick: Man, I know they're gonna run this promo all day.

Al Michaels: Absolutely!

Dan Patrick: TV... Internet... everywhere.

Tony Dungy: I LOVE the Internet! I saw the FUNNIEST thing on Youtube! It was this talking dog...

Rodney Harrison: Man, I LOVE Youtube! I just look up "How to breastfeed" all day, and I can watch it all day!

[ NBC Football sting finally pots up, as the guys look up stiffly and smirk-grin into the camera as the "NFL On NBC Super Bowl XLVI" logo zooms in ]

Rodney Harrison: You know what? let's get some DRINKS up in here! [ he grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels ] Y'all need a glass?

[ Rodney chugs from the bottle, as the screen cuts to snow, then comes up on Brian Williams delivering the evening news ]

Brian Williams: We're back with a controversial question tonight: Can you be diagnosed with grief? And, more than that, should you be given a pill for it?

[ NBC Football sting finally pots up, as the promo rises from the bottom right corner of the screen, the guys look up stiffly and smirk-grin into the camera as the "NFL On NBC Super Bowl XLVI" logo zooms in ]