Categories for Tit Tricks

That’s because the girl whose tits you’re looking at has appeared only once at XLGirls.com, and that was in a boy-girl scene with a big, black cock. That’s an unusual way for a girl to make her debut, especially a girl who says she used to be shy. Not anymore.

Her name: Mischievous Kitty.

Her tits: G-cup naturals.

Her nipples: pierced.

Her pussy: slightly hairy. Not a big bush but some bush.

Today at XLGirls.com, she goes solo.

Wrote Kitty admirer Alphaholic One, “I can tell truly tell you that XLGirls and SCORE have truly proven themselves to be dedicated to finding the very finest in BBW performers. I must say: She is not the average big-tittie girl as she has proven to actually have an intriguing sense of humor and winsome personality that makes her work truly shine.”

Thanks, Alphaholic One, although we won’t be seeing Kitty in SCORE. She’s a plumper all the way!

Peaches and cream blonde Princess Pumpkins gives her big tits a milk bath. Chicks tell us that there are chemicals in milk that are good for their skin. It must be true if hot Egyptian babe Cleopatra used to do it.

Before the milk spill begins, 50-28-43 Princess displays boob gymnastics that can’t be described. They must be seen.

When I used to see the big-bust features like Colt 45 and Deena Duos do their shows at strip clubs in the ’90s, they would perform boob moves like the hat trick on-stage. Princess would be a gold medalist in this sport if a new version of the Boob Olympics was held, with or without the pitchers of milk. “I’m not really into sports…unless you consider female Jello wrestling a sport,” webcam girl Princess said. “That’s just hot!”

I think you probably know who this is. You guys always amaze me with your ability to identify models without looking at their faces. And since this newcomer has a new photo set and video going up today at SCORELAND, I don’t want to keep you guessing. So click on the photo or check the tags below and you’ll have your answer.

It’s not often that you see a girl lying on her side and self-sucking.

A girl self-sucking her tits is one of my favorite things. Here, Canada’s Smiley Emma takes a deep self-suck. The photos and video go live today at XLGirls.com.

Self-suckers are rare and beautiful. A girl has to have big, fat naturals in order to suck her tits. They also have to be pliable so she can raise her nipple or nipples to her mouth. Any list of the greatest self-suckers ever has to include Emma, Sarah Rae, Gya Roberts, Cassitty (who once hands-free self-sucked both her tits while bouncing up and down on a cock, a feat that has never been equalled) and Autumn-Jade.

Who’s on your list?

I once saw public self-sucking. I told the story here. Nearly 30 years later, it remains one of my fondest big-boob memories.

Micky Bells goes to the gym, and what makes that special is not her pussy and masturbation (although Micky does have a special pussy). What makes it special is when Micky takes her big boobs out of her top and works out so they bounce up and down. Some of this breast action was filmed in slow-motion. I wonder if there’s some way to produce electricity from all that kinetic energy.

I’ve been reviewing videotapes from the ’90s that were digitized, and in these SCORE Classics, there are a number of workout scenes in gyms or outdoors, including swimming pools. Nude workouts were a very popular subject. The girls were not just doing poses, they were doing calisthenics and other exercises naked or topless. Workout videos were big in the mainstream, too, back then. It seemed like every hot-at-the-time celebrity (actress Victoria Principal, Jane Fonda, Carmen Electra) was promoting one. No guy buying one of those workout videos ever said, “A gift for my girlfriend? No, this is for jacking.”

I asked new mommy Micky about her own workouts. Everyone wants to help her and offers to spot her. Real friendly people at her fitness center.

This photo has it all: eye contact; boob and nipple texture, her tongue licking her nipple, her big naturals overflowing her hands. I think the nipple texture is my favorite part. That and the licking. And the eye contact. Today at SCORELAND along with a bonus video of Demmy taking selfies.

What is it about “The Boob Shelf,” in which a busty girl places her forearm under her big naturals and lets them spill over it, that makes it one of my favorite poses?

Two things, I think:

1. She seems to be offering up her tits to us, as in, “Here, suck these.”

2. Subconsciously, our minds realize that the girl is doing something most girls can’t do. Most girls can’t make their forearms disappear under their tits. If they placed their forearms under their tits, we’d see a lot of forearm and very little tit. What Natasha Sweet and Maya Milano are accomplishing–yes, I said accomplishing–in these photos is simply beyond belief.

Call is The Boob Shelf. Call it Spillage. Whatever. When a girl can do this, you know she’s packing. Here, both girls are packing G-cups.

He’s pulsating alright. What boob-loving guy wouldn’t be when his face is being smothered by Roxi Red‘s incredible K-cup naturals? In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Roxi’s air conditioner has broken down, so she calls the repairman. It’s JMac! Things really heat up when he gets an eyeful of Roxi’s rack.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, British babe Tia Clegg returns. Then comes the weekend, which features new Holly Wood XXX and new photos and video of natural newcomer Codi Vore.