And resist the slash! OMG, RESIST IT! mylittleredgirl and I will not condone the headsmacking as slash. She does that same maneuver on her sisters, and I do it to my siblings of both genders. So... we cannot go there because then it's 'incestuous' slash -- not helped by the very brotherly friendship between John and Rodney. *covers ears... LALALA*

Wow. Uh. Man, the placement of the sword in this shot. *coughs* Is it warm in here? And omg what's happening to me?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY? OMG. WHY? *cries*

Oh, thank goodness. SPARKY! I still can't get over the idea of a grown man straddling a bed like that, but then I remember: Lizzeh, John, straddling. And suddenly, I'm okay with it again. I love the look on her face after she turns away from him -- like she's trying very hard not to laugh harder, which only makes me wish we got to see HIS face. Because we all know he was probably making funny faces at her just to make her crack up more. *nods knowingly* Gah, why do they have to be so damn cute? And why aren't his arms connected to a more naked chest right now?

Ha! Those caps with Carson dealing with Rodney post-almost-feeding convinces me that Rodney is the excitable baby brother. Therefore, not meant to be slashed, omfg! Everyone's just there to calm him down enough to make sure he doesn't go home hurt or crying. Yes, dammit.

SPANKY! *squees* Spanky's beating Sparky in the UST-to-RST competition! John has yet to hover over a hurt (possibly dying) Elizabeth. The Eye only sort of counts. But omg, SPARKY this week!

And hahaha to your ZPS pimping. I wouldn't know about that -- but maybe just as a refuge for all the evil Sparky/Spanky het 'shippers? Hee.

I've been informed the tassel is manly no matter what just by virtue of being Ronon's tassel. But it's still a swinging tassel, ya know?

Maybe Teyla made it for him? And he was all, "but dear, really now." and she was all, "or else." ?

So... we cannot go there because then it's 'incestuous' slash -- not helped by the very brotherly friendship between John and Rodney.

And slash in general doesn't bother me, but there's something about 'shipping John with Rodney that just freaks my shit out. Then again Rodney/Weir does the same thing. Maybe I have succumbed for too long to the power of John/Elizabeth.

I still can't get over the idea of a grown man straddling a bed like that

Hee, it was a bit of a shock. Open scene and... John straddling a bed. *falls to floor* But I'm in the mindset that Joe and Torri are starting to do stuff on purpose now. Especially with the "sex in closets" question that is being brought up at conventions lately. 'Course this was filmed ages ago. *lalala*

Therefore, not meant to be slashed, omfg!

Except with Zelenka. I fully support their loving geek relationship.

And Carson is to always be off limits... as he is obviously completely devoted to me. Thank you, yes, we're very happy.

Spanky's beating Sparky in the UST-to-RST competition!

I know! John or Liz needs make a move rightnowomg!

But omg, SPARKY this week!

*CLINGS*

And hahaha to your ZPS pimping. I wouldn't know about that -- but maybe just as a refuge for all the evil Sparky/Spanky het 'shippers? Hee.

Did you not read your own review? Lord woman, you sounded like a personal ad for slash. We needs get you Sparky quick I fear. ;)

And slash in general doesn't bother me, but there's something about 'shipping John with Rodney that just freaks my shit out. Then again Rodney/Weir does the same thing. Maybe I have succumbed for too long to the power of John/Elizabeth.

It's quite possible I suffer from the same affliction? I actually have no problems slashing in general. I just... I'd rather choose Slow Horrific Death than slash John with anyone, most of all Rodney. And why do people insist on making John a bottom? That's just WRONG. The same thing with Rodney/Elizabeth. I just can't do it. Can't see, don't wanna, choosing Death once again. I'm not sure if it's too much Sparky, though. There's just something about Rodney being with either of those two that just... No. Just no. *shudder* I totally support Rodney/Radek and all their cake. And if Rodney has to have a het relationship, then Rodney/Katie or even Rodney/Cadman.

You and Carson make such a cute couple. Just as cute as teh Sparky and just as hot as teh Spanky. ;)

But I'm in the mindset that Joe and Torri are starting to do stuff on purpose now. Especially with the "sex in closets" question that is being brought up at conventions lately.

I'm not complaining. I think they should do more. Hee!

Did you not read your own review?

No. Was it any good?

I'd ignore the slash (except for McKay/Zelenka) but LR tells me it's a lot easier and less painful to just mention it and move on. That way also doesn't alienate any slashers who accidentally found their way onto the recaps. *plugs ears, lalalas into safe Sparky corner*

There's just something about Rodney being with either of those two that just... No. Just no. *shudder*

Rodney is sort of an odd combination of both John and Liz... he's got this childish whiny/begging side and also the brilliant/scientist side. So if you put him with either John or Liz you get... a hell of a lot of scary. Gah, freaking out. MY SHIT IS FREAKING OUT.

I think they should do more.Is giving John a chest injury too much to ask for? 'Cause then we can have shirtless and hurt/comfort and Elizabeth making the wound better...