Anyway, my friend Sam (a girl Sam) had a bag of M&M's the other day. She handed them out and I got a dark blue M&M, and my best friend Em got an orange M&M. I started laughing hysterically, and the only answer I'd give to my friends when they asked what I was laughing at was: "Sauce." Em immediately got this jokes and yelled, "UNARU!" (SasuNaru) at the top of her voice and joined in with the insane laughter. Then she said, "and we got the ones according to our personalities too!" (Because I'm quite emo and depressive, and Em is always SUPER cheerful. And when I say always, I mean a-l-w-a-y-s!) Sam finally got the joke and started laughing too, giving me an orange M&M and Em a dark blue one. We looked at each other, looked at the M&M's, and then swapped them around, giving Sam a strange glance. After eating that one I reached over and took both a dark blue, and an orange M&M from Sam's bag. Putting them both in my mouth, I grinned and said, "Mmm, mouth yaoi..." Which caused everyone to laugh hysterically... Again. Ahhh... Good times... Good times... If you love SASUNARU/NARUSASU, add this to your profile and add your name to this list: Eimin - The Eternal Sleep (Koneko-chan),

Yeah so the other day my blodge (Biology) teacher said this "Today class we are going to have a mass debate on the subject of IVF, if it should be on the NHS" (Mass debate...try sayin' it really fast!) LOL! The entire class fell about laughing! This is SO funny because it's actually true, he did say this.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Lastly, here’s proof that SasuNaru rules over everything!!

"...“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development..."

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

think about SasuNaru 24/7;You dream about SasuNaru all the time;You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the time skip!)You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the time skip;Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the time skip;You get mad every time Hinata tries to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (Mine do!)You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out...)Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;You have written 5 or more stories about themYou ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (yes, I DID!)You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;You sigh as this list ends XDYou were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just... stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My awesome, gothic school bag. XD It has a Demon on it!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Friends. You can never get bored with Friends. It never gets old!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:20am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:13am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The voices in my head. The printer.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I last went outside to walk to the library. -Nods-

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My best friend, Emirii.

9. What are you wearing?

My school uniform. So... White T-shirt, red and black tie, black trousers, and black shoes. O.o Such gothic colours for a school uniform...

10. Did you dream last night?

Nah, unfortunately...

11. When did you last laugh?

I last laughed at the grins on my friends' faces when I came to school with my hair styled like Neji Hyuuga.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Lots of tacked posters and the like. Row upon row of books. And, oh yes, a window!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really. My friend Emirii stared at me really hard the other day and then announced loudly that I was like Sasuke. I asked if she meant I was arrogant. She said no, and told me it was just the way I acted that made me like him - the emoness.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Hn. It's cool

15. What is the last film you saw?

'Naruto: The Legend Of the Stone Of Gelel'. I watched that last night.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A bugatti veyron. Oh, and all the manga books I could buy! ;)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Character-wise, I only have two female nicknames. The rest are male nickname. (Hatsuharu, Neji, Sasuke, Ryou etc).

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Solve world hunger.

19. Do you like to dance?

No. Don't even try to make me... Just don't... It won't end well for you... -.-

20. George Bush

Alien? O.o

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Payne. I love that name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ethan. This is probably one of my favorite names. -nods-

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hn. In Japan, naturally. Where else?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Please mind the gap. But I wouldn't. I'm so clumsy, I'd probably fall down the gap and plummet into h-e-l-l. If I wasn't there already... -.-

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

100 Questions

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I skewered just below my knee on a spring jutting out of my bed. I went right through to the bone... But I enjoyed drinking the blood! XD

2. What is on the walls of your room? A painting of a Gothic Angel, A 'Charmed' poster and...oh...um...Oh yes! A window! .

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I talk in my sleep. My dad can even have a conversation with me while I sleep and I remember nothing of it the next day.

4. What type of music do you listen to? ROCK! Bring on the Three Days Grace, Muse, Paramore and Evernesance! YEAH!

5. Do you know what time you were born? I think it was about 4:10, I know for definate I was born around 4pm though...About 4:16, I think.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? A hug

7. What do you miss? Sleep. Ah, sleep. I miss sleep. Maybe I should try that again sometime...

8. What is your most prized possession? A golden ring my dad passed down to me that is over a hundred and ten years old. And the only photo my dad has of him as a baby, which he's given to me.

9. How tall are you? 5"3

10. Do you get claustrophobic? No...Although if too many people crowd round me, I almost faint. There's a name for that phobia but I can't remember what it's called...

11. Do you get scared in the dark? I find the dark comforting.

12. The last person to make you cry is...? My Dad when he told me he had a hernia and possible cancer...Though he refuses to go in for cancer tests

13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? Dunno, something musky, not too sweet. At least for me anyways.

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Don't really matter for me but okay. Blond and curly. Topaz eyes. Like Jasper.

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? dunno

17. What's your favorite pizza topping? pepperoni

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Pocky!!

21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? Probably the photos and the ring

22. Do you like anybody? Nope!

23. Are you double-jointed? I am. In ONE FINGER! .

24. What's your favorite clothing brand? Hell Kitty

26. Do you have a pet right now? A dog called Ziggy

27. What kind is it? GREYHOUND! .

28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? Probably, yeah...

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? A poem. Or flowers. Ah, I'm just an old romantic at heart.

30. Say a number between one and a hundred. 43

31. Blondes or brunettes? I like both. I'm not fussed!

32. What is the one number you call most often? I never have any credit! >.

33. What annoys you the most? People being horrible. There's just no call for it.

34. Have you been out of the USA? I haven't even been IN to the USA! I'm English.

35. What are your weaknesses? My weak muscles; I have a muscle disease.

36. Have you met anyone famous? Does Ozzy the Owl, the mascot of Sheffield Wednesday count? If so, yes.

37. What was your first job? Haven't had one. I'm still just a teenager.

38. Have you ever done a prank call? Nah. They're boring.

41. What were you doing before filling this out? I was in an R.E lesson; BORING!

40. Have you ever had surgery? Nah, I'm as healthy as a horse. (Why do we say that? Not all horses are healthy.)

42. What do you get complimented about most? My writing ability and my drawing ability. I don't often get complimented on my looks...

43. Have you ever had braces? Nope! :D

44. What do you want for your birthday? Peace and love for the WHOLE WORLD! Not allowed? Oh, okay, the entire series of Fruits Basket then and a HARU plushie!! XD

45. How many kids do you want? I dunno. Three? Twins run in my family so I'll probably end up with twins though...

46. Were you named after anyone? Nope! .

47. Do you wish on stars? Yeah. Who doesn't?

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Lemon-scented stuff. I dunno what it's called

50. Do you like your handwriting? Pretty much, yeah.

51. What's your favorite lunch meat? I dunno. Beef?

52. Do you have any bad habits? If I get angry, I cannot control my anger.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? My mum's Pussycat Dolls CD. Although that's not techinally mine.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yeah. I am full of AWESOME! :D

83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Ox for the Chinese Zodiac and Leo/Taurus for the Star Sign one. Neither of which I am. I am a Cancerian born in the Year of the Dog! :(

85. What is your hair color? Brunette with natural blond bits. But it's dyed black at the minute.

86. Eye color? Hazel

89. Favorite fast food restaurant? Subway

90. Do you like sushi? Never tried it

91. Last thing you watched? X Factor

92. Favorite day of the year? Rememberance Sunday, although it makes me cry T-T

93. Play any musical instruments? Used to play violin. Now, guitar.

94. Republican or democrat? Uh... Pass

95. Kisses or hugs? HUGS!

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

97. What was the last thing you bought? 'Vampire Knight volume 1' a graphic manga novel

98. What kind of car do you have? A Vauxhall Astra (My Dad's)

99. What book are you reading? Emily the Stange - The Lost Days

100. Describe your love life. Single

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the worldI don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasIm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionIm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i might be but just to fictionl characters)I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (trying to be anyway)I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININEI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazyI love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and aloneI an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsI SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me.I am not one of the lucky ones.I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.It was just too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

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Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree.Theboys dont want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and geting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy.So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality they are amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

This is so true!

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I'm more man than you and more woman than you'll ever get.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over!!

Thanks Topaz.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books, movies or Mangas/animes.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

I luv dr who!!

a poem - i nearly cried when i red this

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, Seckseeful-ed-lover, Anatonia, tietum, Chocolate Starlight, RandomSquirrel

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Mommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what MommyI'm a boy!!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

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If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, XxLettieXPaixX, RandomSquirrel

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Random Quotes:

"Life is like photography,

you develop from the negatives.

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother theresa into an axe murderer" - Max

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

All ways forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.

I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder.

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.

"You can't have any of my nothing!"

"When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doensn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

"If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. One robots will be doing soon."

"If every cloud has a silver lining, then hundrends of people have been struck by lightning looking for it."

"The harder you try, the dumber you look."

"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, your not alone. And yet, you are alone. So very alone..."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running."

"Give credit when desired."There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

This is my fist fanfiction. Ichigo sees her "perfect" boyfriend Masaya cheating on her with her "best friend" Berry after begging Ryou to let her off early. Masays & Berry beat her up after she runs away. She then gose to the cafe where she tells Ryou...

The first night after erasing Kana's memory is predictably hard for Hatori. Fortunately, he gets some comfort from his best friend Ayame, who knows all there is to do is wait. - A bittersweet friendship story featuring the Mabudachi trio. -

“Mary-Lynnette, my sweet Mary-Lynnette. You are not asleep. I'm here, I'm finally home, my love.” Ash was over her, holding his weight on his hands and knees, she didn't dare move. Ash was all she could see, her Ash, Her sweet Ash Redfern, her soulmate.

"I am the one who fell in love with you when I was in a relationship! I am the one who is constantly hurting because no matter what I do or say you ignore my feelings and don't admit to your own." "You've loved me all that time…" Ryou/Ichigo

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

Adopted from Kajikistune. When Yuki is found unconsious and bleeding in that dark room, ten years after the first time everyone knows something must be done to protect him - but who can defy god? Who can someone who's lost their hope trust in the end?

Ryou/Ichigo. contains spoilers. pleas read. rated T just in case.oh and this has a sister fic called When You Meet Again. it is not a sequel so you can read it while reading this one. however i sugest reading this one up untill chapter 10 then just ya.

“They told me I could no longer save you. That you were beyond that now. They told me that I was the only one that could kill you. That it had to be me, like it was my duty, my God-given right to end you.” NarutoXSasuke, YAOI, Dubious Consent.

it is 100 years after Breaking Dawn and the Cullens are just coming back to Forks. Some little dramas. and then what will happen when an old friend comes back to Forks also? Read and see what will happen! IC and Cannon!rated T for semi-sexualness.

NEW SUMMARY: Once again, Kisshu is rejected by Ichigo. This time he gets real depressed, so Pai brings his two sisters there to help him. But one of these girls has a dark secret, One that Kisshu could use to get Ichigo-or destroy them all. KxI uses OC's

After a frightful night Hinata is rendered blind, and with crippling fear of dogs. She would have died if it hadn't been for the boy who saved her- but what happens when the person who saved her ends up being the one she fears the most. Oneshot. KibaXHina

Sasuke has been successfully brought back to the village, only to endure a series of inhuman interrogations by the notorious Ibiki. Naruto pays him a visit between interrogation sessions and instills a shard of hope into the Uchiha.....

The mettle ventilation gave way beneath one phantom thief sending him plunging through the ceiling. As he started to fall Dark suddenly got the horrible mental picture of himself making a rather impressive splat.

Sakura is certain that there is no way Sasuke and Naruto are gay...so why are they *indirectly* kissing in the movie theater? SasuNaru or NaruSasu. Author Note: If you squint, you'll see my reasons for SasuNaru.

Sasuke, out of past love and respect for his brother, has tried to ignore Itachi's rather unstable mind. But when a blond boy his age appears in his basement, apparently being held prisoner by Itachi, well, even Sasuke can't play blind anymore. SasuNaru

Greetings, prospective fanfiction reader/writer. Here are the rules to guide you through the perilous world of the Naruto fanfiction archives. In this realm, fan interpretation---fanon---reigns supreme.

The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.

after a confrontation with a strange vampire, alice's memories are wiped away and cant remember anything. jasper is devestated but is determined to do anything he can to make her remember him. will he be able to do it? or will alice completely forget him?

The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?

Jane attacks Bella after the confrontation in Breaking Dawn, while Bella is walking alone in the woods. The Cullens manage to be rid of her, but that doesn’t mean the Volturi will not avenge themselves...

After Hinata confessed her love to Naruto during their battle with Pein, the blonde unfortunately rejects her. When Kiba accidentally mentions Naruto to her, Hinata in sent into a depression. Can Kiba help her out of it? KibaHina and hints of NaruSasu

The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.

Kiba sees what Naruto is unknowingly doing to Hinata when he flirts with Sakura. And he just wants to save Hinata from the pain. He just wants to let her know... Read&review KibaHina; Oneshot; Songfic; 1st person; Song: For You I Will

Chapter 26: The end is finally here! Your questions are finally answered as Ice has shocking news... R&R Please! Although there are no Authoress Notes, still review! Don't forget about the 'Extra Info Authoress Note Special' chapter!

The time comes for Kyo to take his leave from Shigure's humble home to be locked up in the Cat's chamber as his bet with God has fell into Akito's favor. Will insanity strike him, finally, or will Tohru-kun convince him to stay? Song-fic. Oneshot. R & R

Kyo's upset because he's going to be locked up. He confesses his love for Tohru. Then the curse is broken... Ya'll know how it goes. My first story. Flames are welcome. Is better than I'm making it sound.

We all know what happened to Edward and Bella throughout Twilight, but what about Jasper? What emotions did he feel? What did he think? And why does he think Edward is an idiot? This is basically Twilight in Jasper's point of view.

NM AU - The wolves were too late and Bella was bitten by Laurent. She must discover how to live as a vampire without the Cullens, plus deal with everything else: werewolf treaties, Jacob, Victoria, Charlie, and eventual complications. Work in progress.

Alice has a vision that she's terrified of; she will be taken away and left for dead in a sheet of black darkness. Can the Cullen family save her before her vision comes true? First they have to find her first. dun dun dun! sucky summary, i know.

A virus hits home with huge consequences. Bella is dead and only the vampires and wolves are left standing in Forks. One 16 yr old girl has the power to save the remainder of humanity. But the virus can think, it knows where she is, and it wants her dead.

Nessie's turn at asking the age old questions that Parents dread to hear, espically when it has the supernatural twist to it. What in the world would Nessie ask her parents the "Mom, Dad can I be..." question? And what is it ending and the answer to it?

Set during Twilight: Edward's secret continues to elude Bella, but she's managed to come up with quite a few guesses. This is one of her not-so-good theories, and the consequences that follow are well, memorable.... crack! EDITED, now with an epilogue.

YAY! Bakugan is here! This is my- OUR first fanfic, so please read and reveiw! Anyways... The story is about a common question I have come across... What would happen if you mixed bakugan with cannabis...? Read to find out! Rated T for obvious reasons...

Here's the answers to your questions! I know I said I would wait five days... but I got bored... This also has an extra paragraph/mini chapter and REALLY IMPORTANT SHOCKING NEWS! ok it may not be that shocking, any more questions I will answer in replies

At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.

When the Doctor comes down with a mysterious illness, Rose has no choice but to turn off the TARDIS. But they're in the middle of space, and she can't turn it back on! With time running out, can they survive being...trapped in the TARDIS?

Ryou has always made Ichigo's life worse with his constant remarks and making her work overtime. But, what happens when Ichigo makes a remark that she regrets? And what will happen when he ends up in the hospital, and perhaps, even on his death bed? RxI.

Chapter 9! Our mission is to go to Sound and spy on the two top main powers there, the Otokage himself and the second in command to make sure that Sound is not planning any attacks on Konoha or Sand and stop them at all cost, okay Gaara? SasuNaru, NejiGaa

SasuNaru Valentines Day Oneshot! Licking his lips, Sasuke’s smirk widened as he eyed the helpless boy in front of him, “It’s Valentines Day Naruto, where’s my gift?” What happens when Sasuke's jealousy gets a little out of hand? !Post-time skip!

Ryou claims that he'll be able to kiss Ichigo a total of thirty times all in one day. And to Ichigo, she finds that it's truly impossible. But nothing's impossible in fanfiction! Yet, of course, Ichi doesn't know that.

Ichigo cant figure out what she's feeling when Ryou gets a Girlfriend! Shes confused! Is it jealousy! Ryou gets confused too! What his feelings? Whats with his girlfriend? Find out by reading! Starting a squeal! in a month.

Dark’s eyes went wide when he heard that, but he didn’t protest. He wouldn’t speak.He knew that if he spoke, Krad would hear how much he wanted him in his voice.One shot. Yaoi. Don't read if you don't like, you've been warned. Reviews are loved.

She was smiling. 'You've kept me waiting a long time,' she said. He ducked his head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, 'I'm sorry, ma'am.' This is the story of the struggles and love of JASPER AND ALICE.

And, if you love Kish, I will let him take you away. But say one word, tell me you don't want to go with him, and I'll keep you here. I'll fight for you,' Ryou said. Ichigo looked at him in wonder. Could it be? Could he have feelings for her?

[My dear Valentine...] Gaara panicked, looking at the letter written and signed by Neji. Who was this Valentine? Why...why was Neji saying he loved her? He thought Neji loved him! NejiGaara, SasuNaru, Misunderstanding Valentine's Day.

[two shot, complete] 'You want me. You just don't know it yet.' And Naruto, with a sudden and horrified realization, knew that Sasuke, no matter how smug and arrogant he was, was right. [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, beware for pervy thoughts. XD]

The rain holds them entranced with each other that night, but Krad's seductions tempt Dark to the point of breaking his sanity, while everything that almost had been, never would be, and it torments them. Oneshot encounter, heavy shounenai.

AUooc warning. Everyone is normal high school kids. Neji comes back from winter break and finds new kids have transfered. rated for language, abuse, possible rape, slight violence and drug use etc NejiGaa [complete]

Naruto just came back from a training trip with Jiraiya and he.. can't stop falling asleep? Looks like it's up to Sasuke to keep the blond out of harms way until they can find a cure for the Pervert writer's troublesome jutsu. SasuNaru fluff abound

At the Uchiha Manor some weird things start to stir up when Itachi brings back a boy for Saskue's 17th birthday. Orochimaru is up to something and it's up to Sasuke and Naruto to stop him before it's too late. SasuNaru, please ignore the mistake, AU.

I'm scared, so scared of my next move, if the foot I put down will be my last and my other half's first, I'm scared that next time I blink, it won't be my eyes you see, but those of the other me. AU NeijGaa rating may rise

'Naruto couldn't help but wonder if the village had chosen the right things to be afraid of after all. They feared Naruto and the Kyuubi. They – once upon a time – worshipped Sasuke as a prodigy just because he had glowing coals for eyes...' SasuNaru

Hatsuharu Sohma, the cool, calm, sweet soul; whenever he is White. Can he give up the girl he loves to save her? Basically, this is a story based on the idea of what would happen if Haru was thrown out of the window instead of Rin. HaruxRin

Neji always believed in fate. But he decided to listen to Naruto, just this once... And because of that, he was now locked in a darkened room waiting for his red-haired master to return and wondering what the Hell was going to happen to him...GaaNeji AU

Gaara's never seen the rain before. Naruto can't believe it. Fluffy oneshot. Hopefully slightly humorous. Gaara first sees the rain; could be seen as a friendship fic, I suppose... Read and Review please!

Yuki thought he had it bad...Yuki knew nothing...' This is a rather depressing fanfic. Mentions suicide, though only in passing. Tohru must get Kyo out of the Cat Room, but is she prepared to make the deal that leads to it? And what will Akito want?

it's comic relief and ... Emmett stop gluing that nose to Jasper's face! Ahem sorry... anyways this is a twilight fanfic for comic relief! Hope you enjoy! R&R PLZ! This is now a collection of funny twilight oneshots.

Ichigo is rapidly losing her powers due to heartbreak and needs Ryou's support and guidence to retain what little she has. Could this develop into something...more? Written for Tomahawk3.0's Tmm golden globe award contest!

The strange demon child seemed to consider me. Then she flashed a dazzling smile...and launched herself at me.' Lyn sees a girl crouched and seemingly in pain. This meeting whirls her into a world of vampires and werewolves where anything can happen! R&R!

Sequal to sapphire eyes. Ichigo has a mystery illness and Ryou must discover what the connection with the bear-like creature is before it's too late! RxI obviously... Rated T 'cause I'm really paranoid!

But then he heard other screams and yells and his heartbeat quickened...saw that the unconcious mews were at their feet. Okay.. used some lines from story for the summery. RxI Ryou's gotta protect Ichigo but how cn he do it when their both...trapped!

Compleated! Masaya cheats on Ichigo and Ryou starts hearing a unearthly sound that follows Ichigo. He puts his life on the line to save his beloved strawberry. Masaya lovers beware as I chase him with frozen lima beans. Rated teen to be safe.