POF convo right meow

Me: After a rigorous brief review of your profile it seems that we both enjoy running marathons daily and swimming with baby seals,
looking forward to our trip to Paris in a hot air balloon.
Her: Lmao. I can't wait, started packing last night
Me: Alright. I'm in the parking lot testing the balloon right now,you don't need much,flip flops and a hat
for the sun.

next day

Me: Nothing better than a night off from being a camp counselor.

It's grownup time baby ;)

Her: Woah lol

Me: Yeah girl that's right. We drink tequila after we take the kids for beddy bye time. We are very BAD men
and we put Jose in their sippy cups. But its cool we give em skittles after..

Whats yer sign beb

Her: Aaaahahahahahah. You're a bad boy. My sign? Capricorn

Me: Mm I can tell youre a feisty little one.. I like that shit I'm gona take you to the feline rescue center and
let you play with a kitty thats as fiesty as you..

If you behave ;)

Her: Why do guys always say I'm feisty! I am notttt. I have a kitty I play with ((:
Me: I want to play too can I pet it
Her: Only if you're into kitties with no furrrr.

"Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am, Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary, Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest, Looking with side-curved head curious what will come next, Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it."

me: I miss you & wana see you. But this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
her: Who is this?!!
me: Alex. Tan, ripped. Sensitive artist type with a great dong
me 2 hrs: We shared an enchanting moment on Pof gummibear
her: *my pof name
5days
me: Finally put these lil boogers to bed. *my 2-3 yr old kids napping* Hows your day going
her next day : Who's this?
me: Geezus woman. Its alex your pof lover. When we getting icecream

last night i left her a voicemail

this morning
her: Dude I have to know yyour name. Nice Voicemail you left me :)