Barry Zuckerkorn: Our star witness. Come here. Good to see you. [Barry kissed Michael on the cheek] You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me.

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."

Lucille: What's a Forget-Me-Now?Gob: They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.Tobias Fünke: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.Lucille: Those are illegal.Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

GOB: I'll handle this one, Michael. [to Lindsay] It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. [while sobbing] Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.

Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him 'big bear'! [starting to cry]

Gob: [still sobbing] We never had the chance to!

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."

Rita: And they think the stupidest things are funny.Michael Bluth: Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.Narrator: Hey. That's the name of the show.

Narrator: [Rita enters the house, the family freezes] Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Wayne Jarvis: I have a picture taken by a traffic camera of you escorting your father.[hands it to Michael]Barry Zuckerkorn: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.Barry Zuckerkorn: [Barry is handed the picture of Michael and George Sr. in the stair car] I really wish they were balls.

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

Michael Bluth: Look, you can't risk leaving the attic any more.George Sr.: When have you seen me outside?Michael Bluth: Yesterday at the Ford Dealer.George Sr.: Yeah, well, have you seen those new Mustangs? I'm telling you - you could hump the hood.

[Michael has found his brother, Gob, hidden in his office]Michael: One of those British guys came up to me and told me to back off. I can't believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This may be dangerous.Gob: So you came back here to hide like a child.Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?Gob: Hiding from a child. Big difference.Michael: Gob, Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection.Gob: He doesn't know what he feels. I'm tired of being told - my God. What is this feeling?Michael: You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling".Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry.Michael: Could it be love?Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.Gob: Maybe I am ready to be a father.

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

Michael: No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a *bleep*ing pizza!

Edited by RoyalStella9, September 07, 2008 - 03:11 PM.

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."

Gob: Tell you what we're gonna do: "Rock Paper Scissors" for it.Michael: No, no I'm not...Gob: One, two, three. Paper covers rock.Michael: It is a rock, though. Should beat everything.Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

Michael: I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic.Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."

Lindsay Funke: Oh, are we still talking about the tapes? I was talking about my marriage. As you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going.Michael: Real secret. In fact, he doesn't even know about it.Lindsay Funke: Last night, he finally responded to one of my subtle hints.Lindsay Funke: [flashback] Why wont you [expletive] me?Bob Loblaw: I'll be honest. You're a nice girl but you dress like a common whore. And besides, I just can't go out with a client.

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

Narrator: In an effort to "hip" up his act, Gob had briefly introduced a puppet.[Gob is acting as a black puppet named Franklin in front of the family]Gob: [as Franklin] Can I tell you something, my man?Gob: [as himself] Sure, Franklin.Gob: [as Franklin] You are one cool[bleep]Gob: . Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.[the puppet 'kisses' Lucille]George Sr.: Get off my wife, you bastard.[strangles Franklin]Gob: [as Franklin] What's the matter with you?Gob: [in the present] Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.Michael: Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either.

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."

tobias and gob.....then franklin.....michael....GM......rest lol...the rest go in a big group because i love them all..

one of the best casts ever!

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."

Oh, an Arrested Development thread. I'm home. I've been in an AD groove the last few weeks. Been watching the DVDs over and over.

Gob: Nothing works in this house.
Michael: Tell me about it.
Lindsay: Is that a shot at me?
Gob: Probably.
Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads.
Gob: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads!
Gob: Beads?!
Michael: Gob's not on board.

Gob: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? [Buzzes] We’ll see who brings in more honey. [Buzzes and walks off]
Michael: He's thinking about bees again

Oh, an Arrested Development thread. I'm home. I've been in an AD groove the last few weeks. Been watching the DVDs over and over.

Gob: Nothing works in this house.Michael: Tell me about it.Lindsay: Is that a shot at me? Gob: Probably. Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job. Michael: Really? What kind of job? Lindsay: Beads. Gob: Bees?! Lindsay: Beads! Gob: Beads?! Michael: Gob's not on board.

Gob: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? [Buzzes] We’ll see who brings in more honey. [Buzzes and walks off] Michael: He's thinking about bees again

lol classic lines....and nice name, led zeppelin fan?

Edited by Maddocks, September 08, 2008 - 01:27 PM.

I see faith in your eyesnever you hear the discouraging liesbroken is the promise, betrayalthe healing hand held back by deepened nail follow the god that failed

Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets a review of his Shakespeare play.Tobias: Well I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman. So... onward and upward. [cut to Tobias crying in the shower] Why, Tracy?! Why?

"The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and differentsun."