Death. With taxes and someone you don't know stalking you, it is one of the three things we are guaranteed in life. Every man dies, so a fair goal should be to have the worst possible death. Here is a list of the Top 100 ways to die.

Although you'll be forever commemorated in that Jackass movie you were making.

I guess he just missed all the signs.

33. Driving over the unfinished portion of a bridge

Lose your glasses, Gramps?

32. Paying for a television with cheddar on a Tuesday, in Sweden

Those crazy Swedes will use anything as an excuse, eh?

31. George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Killing Machine

Knock out ALL the fat!

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30. Gunned down by a plane in a corn field

The free popcorn alone is worth it.

29. Choking on the world's biggest ham sandwich

Freakin awesome.

28. Riding a skateboard naked and then flying away to a fast food restaurant and sticking on the window like a squashed bug to christian kids with their dad who's holding french fries then shouting "PENIS" and a sploding for no reason whatsoever.