Urbin Report

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Are the Donks listening to the sound of the oncoming freight train that has just left the station in Alabama? Or are they gonna just stand there on the tracks with their fingers stuck in the ears (& asses) going "Lalalalalalalalal... I can't heeeeeeeeeear you!"?

It's all nice, warm and fuzzy to say, from their Hallowed Halls of Hubris (aka Congress), that they represent "The People?", but when "The People?" are afforded the oppurtunity to actually have "TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION" (aka Voting On Their Own Damned Taxes), the Donks' claims seem to fall a bit short.

Should we go up and tap 'em on the shoulder and alert them to their imminent demise, or just stare and watch the slaughter in morbid fascination?

Clarification: Yes, we know the Goober-nerd of Abba-llama is an "R". But this method of "Tax 'Em 'Til Their Arses Bleed" is, by and large, the Donk Methodology of Mismanaging Other Peoples' Money?.