I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.

GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!

listen I know that Christmas music is literally the same 20 songs over and over but if you think that’s going to stop me from listening to 14794 different renditions of O Come All Ye Faithful on repeat then you’re wrong

fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting close when I visit