Queen Of England Announces Restoration Of British Rule Over United States

LONDON (The Torres Report) In an unexpected televised address on Tuesday, the Queen of England announced to restoration of British rule over the United States of America.
Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II said that she was making the offer “in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in.”
“This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said.
The Queen said the transition to British rule would begin “with a minimum of bother.”
Elizabeth acknowledged that, in the wake of Brexit, Americans might justifiably be alarmed about being governed by the British parliamentary system, but she reassured