Oh thank God. Here I was writing about pointless graphic novels and fat, lazy film critics when a new international red-band trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass comes along and saves the day. And no, I didn’t invent that headline, it’s actually a line in the trailer. How awesome is that? It’s got Nic Cage acting like a total weirdo, an 11-year-old girl saying “cock,” and teenage boys wearing spandex. Stay out of my fantasies, Matthew Vaughn.

The only way this movie could exceed my already awesome opinion of it would be if it had Kirsten Dunst’s neck as a villain.

02.02.10 at 3:20 pm

HoHosWeKnows

Yes, I am interested in viewing this motion picture at my earliest convenience.

Yours in Christ,
HHWK’s Throbbing Erection

02.02.10 at 3:27 pm

Charlie Br0nze

I was getting too impatient for this so read the first four issues of the original – they’re on youtube – and then the full synopsis on wiki. Big mistake. Obviously spoilers galore. What’s obvious from the trailers though is that Chloe Moretz is gonna be a superstar.

02.02.10 at 3:35 pm

Nathan Implosion

wwbd, jenny mccarthy’s bringing them back.

02.02.10 at 3:41 pm

Watanabex

my nerd boner is so huge for this movie i actually put in my real birthdate in the age verifier