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Mila Kunis Lowers Standard, Hooks Up With Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is one of those people that you hate because despite being a gigantic douchebag and a marginally talented actor he seems to catch the luckiest breaks.

Case in point, after not appearing in anything except a few crappy movies for almost six years he lands the role of Walden Schmidt on Two and a Half Men, and becomes the highest paid actor on T.V. And now, new photos have surfaced of him hooking up with his former That 70’s Show co-star, Mila Kunis, in Rome. She’s there filming The Third Person, he’s just there for some reason. She’s funny, talented and beautiful. He’s a douche.

Don’t you people see? This man is a one-trick-pony! The only roles he plays are of a bumbling idiot who likes to get high. Which is what he is in real life! Plus, I really hate those stupid Nikon commercials. If it weren’t for his chiseled face, and his smoky…dreamy…eyes. What was I saying?