Thoughts, Ideas, and Concepts by Sandra Parks

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Subject: Cursing at WorkDear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attent ion that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f–k you’re doing.