EX1.<Kristy> Ow, I scratched my arm.
<Jack> Shut up, quit being french
EX2.<WhaleRider>I'm so sad my Wife spent all my money and I can't control her.
<Schmittens>Quit being french and just slap that ho.
EX3<ClamShell>Damn my Tiburon is the new Hotness!
<Johnny> Naw, that shit is pretty French.

1. A person from the Western-European country of France, who thinks his/her country has the best education system in the world but he/she is unable to say a proper sentence in any other modern language.

2. A person who thinks his/her country is the best because he/she has not been in other countries.

3. A person who uses to take a shower only once a week, and change clothes only when they stink and think she/he is cool for doing so.

4. A fanatic left wing person who thinks work and richness are evil and Stalin was a genius.

5. A male homosexual.

6. A married man who likes when his wife cheats on him.

7. A person who fears change and modernity.

"Hey have you seen the new boy friend of Mike? His clothes are old and dirty and he looks like a beggar"

A bunch of cowards that would prefer to surrender and suck their own dicks rather then fight and die for a worthy cause.

Also, look up Canada(Although, there are no good definitions about it on Urban dictionary).

FOR SALE:
French Army rifle -- Never fired, only dropped once.

Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.

Q : What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A : How to surrender in at least 10 different languages.

Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.

"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse - they've been repackaged and sold to France." --- Craig Kilborn

Q :Why is it good to be French?
A : You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the U.S. will win it for you.

Q. How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five
one to sit on his ass, watch, and do nothing.
the second to turn tail and run.
the third to roll over.
the forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sconces.
and the fifth to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

Q : What's the shortest book ever written?
A : "French War Heroes".

Q : What do you call a Frenchman killed defending his country?
A : ... I don't know either, it has never happened!

Someone who is of French desent or an asshole: egotistical, nationalistic, stuck up, and hates everything other then people like him. He also gives up at the first sign of danger. Can be found hating on stronger countries in groups, like the USA, Englan, and Russia. Can be used to describe someone who acts this way also.

Steve: Who are those smelly people making fun of us Americans dad?
Dad: Oh son, don't mind them, they're French, they won't hurt you.

Kyle: Yo, Mike, what's up with Jim today?
Mike: Oh, he told me I was a hairy goon who eats pig shit.
Kyle: Yea, what a French fuck.