This Christmas Special was an attempt to get back that golden joy and sickness caused by the first Christmas Special. The system is My Life With Master in homage to the original. There are some things (MANY THINGS) in this session that could be considered disturbing, twisted and wrong. If you are easily offended in any fashion, by anything, anything at all, then it is best that you not listen at all. In fact don't even read this thread again...

I'm serious. There is some twisted shit in here and I was not sure about uploading it. There is also some genuine iffy feelings from the players about the depravity to which they are encouraged to delve.

It is June. 1974. Santa's select team of elves are running his regular business on the street of Queens. The operation has come to the notice of the Mob and they want to move in and take over. Santa is more paranoid that ever, can Sparkles, Surly, Bitchslap, Bumble, Snoozy and Ho Ho Ho get out of their miserable lives or are they destined to be Santa's bitches forever?

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars...; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

"Nah," says the little old Jewish man ... "Costs too much!"

And to top it off, Chris had apparently found the illustrated version of this joke.

Finally listening to this one. It is surprising how easily Hal slips into the depravity of Pimp Santa.
Tis nice and amusing to hear how Lindsey plays the game and scary to hear the various definitions of horror that are discussed during the horror reveals.