About

Freelance server reviewer once in a while, blog writer once every three years, cousin of the useless green nitwit added in one of the recent versions, town crier and nitwit distribution center. Throw me a PM if you want a review/want to ask me something. I'm fairly active on the forum, so if you see me on a server, yes, you probably know where that name came from.

For the record: This is my official account for Minecraft, and any other account on PMC that says it's me is full of it. I am the one true Nitwick. PM me before responding to a contact on here or in MC that claims to be me, because it is 99.99% likely it is not. No, I'm not in PMC chat because I am permabanned from PMC chat.

Chances are you'll lean towards liking my style or hating it after, oh, 5 minutes of real conversation..I used to have a morbid fascination with a ban counter, but it seems I haven't been active enough to even strike the once a month ban mark. I guess it no longer serves a purpose.