Ohio: (based on what the first founders said when they discovered it)"Let's Go Home""Oh, Shit, What the Hell?""We Left Germany for This?""No Rugby Here""Turnaround Now" (not actually a motto, but posted on all "Welcome to Ohio" signs)"The Place you Drive Through To Get To Other Places"

New Jersey:"Hey New York, Lookie Here!""At Least We're Not Ohio""Pissing New Yorkers Off since it was New Amsterdam"

Kansas:"Are We In Colorado Yet?""The Wheatfield on Either Side of the Highway""What's That Smell?"

Those are ones Jordan and I made up tonight. However, they don't come close to a few of the actual state mottos: