Author wrote:Because my pc ate my first idea for NaNoWriMo, I had to do something else. Hence, I will try to write 50.000 words of the Ill'haresses (with Zala replacing Kharla) chatting with one another over Drowtales' first Ipads (or something like that).

Shadow Queen: Hello Val’Sharess enteredVal’Sharess: What is this?Shadow Queen: A little project of mine... Best Singer enteredBest Singer: So... This allows people to write to each other instantly? Instant letters?Shadow Queen: Jup. This is a prototype though.Sex Bomb, Surface FTW, Badass Wolf, Goddess Visionary enteredSex Bomb: And you decided to send one to every Ill’haress?Val’Sharess: Please tell me you do not intend to keep using that name...Sex Bomb: What’s wrong with it?Surface FTW: Everything?Badass Wolf: As if our other names are so much better...Goddess Visionary: But they don’t sound like invitations.Shadow Queen: Be glad I did not send one to Kharla’ggen. Who knows what kind of name she would have called herself.Finder Of New Ways, Best Mom enteredFinder Of New Ways: Who got the last then? Assuming you just send hers to someone else.Best Mom: Me Sex Bomb: Waes’soloth has two?Best Mom: I’m Zala’essBadass Wolf: I think your Protector-twins would beg to differ there.Val’Sharess: All your children would differBadass Wolf: Laele and Kel wouldn’t.Shadow Queen: Please don’t drive each other to smash these. I spend three months on making them.Goddess Visionary: That does not seem long.Val’Sharess: For her, it is. Remember those Guard Golems in the entrance hall of the Dome? It took her a month to design and build the first of them.Surface FTW: But those are...Best Singer: Huge. You really only took a month on those?Sex Bomb: Still want her to make me that one golem.Shadow Queen: I won’t make you a tentacle-golem, Ash. Go to Asira, she’s perverted enough.Finder Of New Ways: Hey! Also, what do you need a tentacle-golem for?Goddess Visionary: What does Ash need anything for?Best Mom: Eeeeewwwww...Badass Wolf: Says the one who never closes her legs.Best Mom: You’re just jealous you’re as barren as a rockSurface FTW: You do know that moss can grow ON the rock?Best Mom: But the rock itself does nothingVal’Sharess: Did we just really discuss the fertility of a rock!?Shadow Queen: I knew I should have just tried these with my kidsBest Singer: Then why didn’t you?Shadow Queen: Nau’boloth insisted I should send it to you. He figured this would also be a good way to clear up mistakes in communication.Best Mom: Such as?Sex Bomb: That whole war between Sarghress and Sharen just a decade ago?Badass Wolf: That was because Diva couldn’t stand I was rightVal’Sharess: That was because I thought you were to blame >:|Goddess Visionary: Did you just make a face with symbols?Val’Sharess: Well, unless Waes’soloth manages to install something that transfers images on these, how else am I supposed to confer emotion?Surface FTW: Good one. Let’s see... Best Singer: Are we really going to make faces now?Best Mom: What else can we do?Shadow Queen: Can one of you change their names? It’s confusing with two Bests.Best Singer: HOW?Shadow Queen: Tap your name, you can change it then.Finder Of New Ways: So what else can these things do?Shadow Queen: Only talk, currently. Working on it. Though I have something in mind already...Sex Bomb: Well, at least I can think of some use for these already.Best Mom: Me too Val’Sharess: Goddess...Nuqrah Queen: This name better?Badass Wolf: Now you and Waes have the same thing.Shadow Queen: But at least not at the beginning. Also, check this... Shimi, can you type something?Kyorl: Sure...Kyorl: Wait, I didn’t change my name!Shadow Queen: I did.Finder Of New Ways: We can change each other’s names?Shadow Queen: Nope, only I can do that.Best Mom: Boo. I would know a good one for Quain.Surface FTW: I feel like suggesting some kind of game for thisGoddess Visionary: ?Val’Sharess: ?Best Mom: ?Shadow Queen: ?Sex Bomb: ?Badass Wolf: ? Finder Of New Ways: ?Nuqrah Queen: ?Surface FTW: We’ll be civil and nice, and whoever is not, will have to wear the colours of another clan for a moon turn.Nuqrah Queen: Any particular clan?Finder Of New Ways: Most unlike the own seems fairest to me.Val’Sharess: I’m in.Badass Wolf: Eh, why not?Shadow Queen: As long as Ash also has to wear proper clothes, I am okay with this.Sex Bomb: And Waes finally shows some skin Sex Bomb disconnectedSex Bomb enteredSex Bomb: Did you just throw me out of this... chat?Shadow Queen: Might have.Nuqrah Queen: Well, this starts well.Goddess Visionary: At least all nine are still working?Shadow Queen: I will murder whoever breaks one. Val’Sharess: How long would it have taken a ‘regular’ golem-engineer to make these?Shadow Queen: Dunno... Couple of years?Badass Wolf: DamnSurface FTW: So we’ll do it?Best Mom: SureSex Bomb: I’m inNuqrah Queen: It’ll be interesting at least Val’Sharess: DittoFinder Of New Ways: Why not?Goddess Visionary: OkayShadow Queen: I’m not wearing Sullisin’rune outfits if I lose though. Colors yes, clothes no.Badass Wolf: Ash wouldn’t let me live it down if I said no.Sex Bomb: I’m not that bad, am I?Val’Sharess: You kinda are.Goddess Visionary: One question, do these count?Shadow Queen: Then we are all doomed.Nuqrah Queen: It wouldn’t be so bad.Surface FTW: I am wondering, did you ever even wear colour before, Waes?Shadow Queen: ...Best Mom: Awwww, spit it out Shadow Queen: Fine. OnceBadass Wolf: Ohho, what colour?Shadow Queen: yellowFinder Of New Ways: I just spit my wine places. Yellow!?Val’Sharess: You are not the only one. Why don’t I know that?Shadow Queen: Because I am not announcing that to the world?Sex Bomb: Why did you wear it? Shadow Queen: I’d rather not tell.Goddess Visionary: Please?Nuqrah Queen: Please?Shadow Queen: NoBadass Wolf: Either you tell us, or we start imagining things.Shadow Queen: ... Surface FTW: Please?Shadow Queen: Sara’hilana BalvakharaNuqrah Queen: Isn’t that Agneya’mukhi’s youngest daughter?Shadow Queen: YupSex Bomb: What happened, did she throw soup on you?Shadow Queen: I wish >_<Goddess Visionary: What then?Best Mom: Puked?Surface FTW: Eeeww. Shadow Queen: She tripped me into the fountain...Val’Sharess: Seriously?Shadow Queen: No, she stabbed me and I bled out. Yes, she tripped me into the fountain.Badass Wolf: HOW?Shadow Queen: Agneya had just given her her first floating-golem earlier that day. She tried it out and whacked it against me. I lost my balance.Goddess Visionary: I should not be giggling at this, should I?Best Mom: You’re not the only one.Sex Bomb: Best. Mental. Image. In. Centuries.Shadow Queen: As if you never had something like that happen to you! Surface FTW: True.Finder Of New Ways: Heh, I once found my granddaughter’s first attempt at a Bio-golem in my bed. Still wondering how that got there.Nuqrah Queen: What was she trying to make?Badass Wolf: Do we want to know?Finder Of New Ways: It looked like a... fluffy spider? When I asked her she thought spiders were cute and wanted to make a cuddly one.Shadow Queen: What.Val’Sharess: Take it as a compliment, Waes.Shadow Queen: Like that one time with Zala’ess?Best Mom: Wait, what?Val’Sharess: I thought we agreed we would not mention it?Surface FTW: Mention what?Val’Sharess: Don’t you dare, BeldrobbaenShadow Queen: That one time Zala’ess used my dress as hiding-place.Val’Sharess: WAES’SOLOTH VAL’BELDROBBAEN!Badass Wolf: ROFL Really?Sex Bomb: Oh, this will be even better.Surface FTW: I don’t even...Finder Of New Ways: Nuqrah Queen: What do Waes’soloth’s clothes have with having things happen to them?Goddess Visionary: Nearly suffocated there.Hiding Under Skirt: What...?Hiding Under Skirt: Hey!Sex Bomb: How did that happen?Badass Wolf: And are there pictures of it?Shadow Queen: No picturesBest Mom: How old was I? I don’t remember something like thatVal’Sharess: Five...Best Mom: Kinda hoping you’d say she was messing with us.Val’Sharess: Sorry.Nuqrah Queen: So what happened?Val’Sharess: I am not going to tell something like that.Sex Bomb: What if we all share an embarrassing moment? That way no one gets embarrassed more than others.Shadow Queen: I am for.Surface FTW: If only because you already told one.Finder Of New Ways: I’d need a bit to remember one.Goddess Visionary: I know one for myself, sadly.Badass Wolf: Oh, why not. Now tell us what that was with Zala’ess. Sex Bomb: Is that a cat-grin?Best Mom: Please don’tVal’Sharess: We have to be fair.Best Mom: Well, we know who does not get this name.Nuqrah Queen: Oh come on, you were five. That negates much.Shadow Queen: And stark naked. Best Mom: O_OBadass Wolf: Please tell us what happened.Sex Bomb: Did you just say please to the Sharen?Badass Wolf: Worth it.Surface FTW: Fleeing her bath? That is the only reason I can think off.Val’Sharess: YesShadow Queen: And then I had a five year-old attached to my legs.Best Mom: I hate you.Goddess Visionary: At least you were only five?Nuqrah Queen: I just said that.Best Mom: Can I at least pick who has to embarrass themselves next?Finder Of New Ways: Please give me a moment, I am honestly still thinkingVal’Sharess: Or just trying to dodge having to tellShadow Queen: That is far easier done by just leavingFinder Of New Ways: How?Shadow Queen: By paying me 30 adaSurface FTW: Seriously?Badass Wolf: I am not sure I should be more concerned about her being serious or actually joking around. Sex Bomb: I don’t think I ever heard Waes joke.Shadow Queen: Who said I was joking?Val’Sharess: You can’t really expect us to pay you?Shadow Queen: These things were expensive!Finder Of New Ways: Waes, of all us here, YOU are the one who could get herself an Ada-plated Fortress and STILL have money to spare.Best Mom: Why do you know her finances?Finder Of New Ways: Because I am still hoping she’ll buy something from me.Shadow Queen: I refuse to get something from that clan.Finder Of New Ways: Ouch.Nuqrah Queen: Speaking of which, Asira, can I double my last order?Finder Of New Ways: Sure. Val’Sharess: Sooo... Who is next?Best Mom: You.Badass Wolf: Hehe Sex Bomb: Oh, I know a good one.Val’Sharess: I pick my own.Sex Bomb: Surface FTW: Soooooo...?Finder Of New Ways: Tell us Val’Sharess: You are all way too much into this.Shadow Queen: Give someone a toy, and they reverse to a ten-year-oldSex Bomb: Now that reminds me...Val’Sharess: Shut up, Ashie.Nuqrah Queen: That’s what happens when someone was a kid together with you.Val’Sharess: It goes both ways thoughGoddess Visionary: I foresee trouble.Badass Wolf: I foresee hilarity.Best Mom: Soooo... What is it, Mom?Val’Sharess: You’ll pay for this, young Lady.Nuqrah Queen: Does that count as ‘not being civil’?Surface FTW: Well, no armies are about to be unleashed... So I guess no?Sex Bomb: So which one did you choose, Diva?Val’Sharess: I am the Val’Sharess, Voice of the Goddess, and apparently surrounded by schoolchildren.Shadow Queen: We know how you feel, now stop stalling or I change your nameVal’Sharess: You wouldn’t dare.Shadow Queen: What will you do? Unleash your armies over hitting a button?Badass Wolf: Trouble in the alliance, much?Val’Sharess: You are next. Fine.Finder Of New Ways: This is far more hilarious than it should be.Val’Sharess: I guess mine would be that one time when I tried to get a Feral to be my consort.Sex Bomb: I don’t know of that one.Shadow Queen: What kind of consort?Val’Sharess: For a celebration. Pre-Exodus. Quain, your turn.Badass Wolf: That’s easy. Surface FTW: I heard an interesting story about your son.Nuqrah Queen: That would only be relevant if he were here.Finder Of New Ways: I’d still hear it.Goddess Visionary: Can we do that later, I still have a meeting to attend in a cycle.Badass Wolf: Anyway...Best Mom: For once I agree with Quain.Badass Wolf: My most awkward moment would be that one time where no one could babysit Kel’noz and Mel’arnach.Val’Sharess: What...Nuqrah Queen: Did they run you into a fountain as well?Badass Wolf: In the end I had to put them on leashes.Surface FTW: So you walked around with two kids on leashes?Badass Wolf: One of which hated clothesFinder Of New Ways:: Do we want to know which one?Badass Wolf: You’d probably want it, but I won’t tell youSex Bomb: Well, I’ll just ask Rosof thenBadass Wolf: Waes, can you change Ash’ name for me?Shadow Queen: Into what?Badass Wolf: Mad Eyes BotherSex Bomb: HEY!Shadow Queen: DoneBadass Wolf: Thanks Rel, your turnSurface FTW: What did I ever do to you?Badass Wolf: How about that one time where you forgot to mention Kel’noz was at your place... for a week?Nuqrah Queen: One of her parties?Val’Sharess: Still thanking my aunt I managed to dodge all those invitations.Finder Of New Ways: I like themGoddess Visionary: Either you hurry up, or make me go next. I do not have an eternity hereBest Mom: Got to agree with her there.Shadow Queen: That’s a first. But yes, I think we all have things to do sooner or later today.Surface FTW: Well, I guess my most embarrassing thing was that one time where I was about 7 and decided I’d like to be more matriotic.Nuqrah Queen: What did you do?Surface FTW: painted myself greenBadass Wolf: As in... your skin?Surface FTW: uh-huh. Took cycles to get it all offVal’Sharess: Like some weird alternate Ssu-thing. No offense, ShimiGoddess Visionary: None taken. Can I go next?Surface FTW: Sure.Finder Of New Ways: Say, did Ash leave?Mad Eyes Bother: I can’t change my name... Shadow Queen: I love ultimate power. Nuqrah Queen: Well, that is an interesting way to keep people from pissing you off. Threatening them with name-changes Goddess Visionary: Beats going to war at least.Badass Wolf: It’s just kinda restricted to Waes’soloth though. Bit unfairBest Mom: Eh, the rest of us can still fightMad Eyes Bother: Except for meVal’Sharess: Hey, you took the dealMad Eyes Bother: I didn’t have much choice, now did I?Nuqrah Queen: Didn’t we go over this already?Goddess Visionary: Anyway... My most embarrassing moment would be when I had eaten so much chocolate I was high as the cavern-ceiling.Finder Of New Ways: Why did you eat that much then?Goddess Visionary: I just had come back from a council where a corrupter was made ValFinder Of New Ways: I hate you guys. Why do you all hate me?Badass Wolf: They do that with everything new. Should have seen them when I was made Val. Though Waes still had that poker-face of hersShadow Queen: I am sure Ash could have told you how I feltMad Eyes Bother: Hey, I don’t do Empathy in Council’s, remember?Val’Sharess: After I had to forbid everyone from doing so.Surface FTW: We should play poker one of these daysBest Mom: Where did that come from?Shadow Queen: Good luck beating my poker-face.Goddess Visionary: And my pre-science. Anyway, I point out Nega.Nuqrah Queen: Oh my...Mad Eyes Bother: I am backing Rel. Let’s play PokerBest Mom: Not with you, you’ll insist we play strip-poker!Mad Eyes Bother: Now there is an idea Badass Wolf: Don’t give her ideas, SharenGoddess Visionary: I think it is too late for that.Shadow Queen: Some of us still have not agreed to it?Val’Sharess: I think only Rel and Ash have actually said they’d do it. Shimi and Waes have just hinted.Surface FTW: So while Nega is thinking and writing, who would do a poker-session? Not strip, AshMad Eyes Bother: Boo. Still would do it thoughFinder Of New Ways: Must admit I never played it before. But why not?Shadow Queen: Poker is a lot like politics. I would have some time next week.Badass Wolf: You’d actually play poker, Waes?Shadow Queen: In case you did not notice, I have a good poker-face. Badass Wolf: I am in, I want to see thisNuqrah Queen: Embarrassing moment: I fell off a bird once. Thankfully, in relative privacy. Broke my arm though. Also, in for some poker tooShadow Queen: Oh, Agneya told me of that one!Nuqrah Queen: She what?Best Mom: You know you can just reread sentences, right? I’d not mind some poker myself either.Val’Sharess: How come we talk to each other so much better over these... things... than we do if we actually see each other?Goddess Visionary: Unable to punch each other? Also, raging would take forever?Surface FTW: So, Diva, Shimi, poker?Val’Sharess: You know I am not that good with travelling anymore. Can we do it in the dome? There are recreational rooms in there.Mad Eyes Bother: How about after the next meeting? Also, Waes, can I please, please change my name? I swear I won’t do Sex Bomb again.Shadow Queen: Fine.Blue Empath: Thank youGoddess Visionary: That’s fine by me. Have to go now though, meeting. Goddess Visionary disconnectedFinder Of New Ways: How DO you turn these off?Shadow Queen: Putting them down. They are powered by Aura and need to be touched to be active.Finder Of New Ways disconnectedFinder Of New Ways enteredFinder Of New Ways: This is ingenious!Nuqrah Queen: Well, there is a reason why Agneya had her schooling in golem-engineering under Waes’soloth.Val’Sharess: Hehe Best Mom: Still creepy how fast some of those things get doneShadow Queen: Pheh...Badass Wolf: Anyone want to bet she is looking very smug now?Blue Empath: We don’t need to bet, I feel it all the way hereShadow Queen: You are just jealous.Val’Sharess: can we please act our age?Surface FTW: So Me, Nega, Waes, Diva, Zala, Shimi and Quain had their embarrassment. Ash, Asira, who is next?Finder Of New Ways: Eh, I can do it.Blue Empath: I have oneBlue Empath: Oh, got beaten to the punchBadass Wolf: Speaking of beatings, I have a spar in a bit. Got to go.Badass Wolf disconnectedShadow Queen: Before anyone thinks about it: no, we won’t spar.Nuqrah Queen: I’d rather not either.Surface FTW: It would be messy indeed.Best Mom: But interesting to watch for those not in the match.Val’Sharess: And who will scrape off Asira from the walls if she has to deal with Waes?Finder Of New Ways: I’d complain, but point.Shadow Queen: Blue Empath: I once tried to make a grown man fall in love with me. I looked like I had to poo my pantsFinder Of New Ways: Hey, I thought it was my turn?Nuqrah Queen: Who was that then?Blue Empath: no one important. I thought he was hunky.Val’Sharess: That does indeed not narrow it down, reallySurface FTW: Does anything ever?Blue Empath: Haha...Shadow Queen: Well, at least I know what to add nextVal’Sharess: ?Shadow Queen: Something for emotion that’s a bit more complex than just symbolsSurface FTW: That’d be an idea. I have to leave now too. Maybe Asira can do hers at poker-night?Surface FTW disconnectedFinder Of New Ways: I wouldn’t have to if Ash hadn’t beaten me to it. Does that weird spider-golem incident not count?Blue Empath: What was your reaction?Finder Of New Ways: What would yours be?Shadow Queen: Just tell us what yours wasFinder Of New Ways: I might have squeaked a bitNuqrah Queen: Good enough, I think. I’ll be leaving too now.Nuqrah Queen disconnectedBlue Empath: Eh, if everyone does itBlue Empath disconnectedBest Mom: I do like this thing though. Think it will ever become available for more people?Shadow Queen: Once I figure out how to make sure all those people don’t share one chat, who knows.Val’Sharess: This has my backingFinder Of New Ways: Well, let’s hope that this goes better than SkyholeShadow Queen: I think we can safely say even the Empress cannot control the weatherBest Mom: Ash can in her dome though?Val’Sharess: That’s not Ash’waren’s work. Best Mom: Whatever... I’m going too.Best Mom disconnectedFinder Of New Ways: I am kinda upset I did not think of something like this. How do you make sure they are connected to one another, Waes?Val’Sharess: If you start discussing engineering, I am out too.Val’Sharess disconnectedShadow Queen: Not going to tell.Finder Of New Ways: Please?Shadow Queen: NoFinder Of New Ways, Shadow Queen disconnected

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Badass Wolf, Blue Empath, Shadow Queen enteredBadass Wolf: Mmmh... No one else here yet?Blue Empath: Doesn’t seem so...Badass Wolf: I must say I already like these things. I wonder if Waes would ever put them for sale?Shadow Queen: Perhaps. I’d make them ridiculously expensive thoughBadass Wolf: Then I’ll just have to steal some.Blue Empath: Would that work?Shadow Queen: At the moment? Yes. But give me a couple of weeks and then it won’t anymore.Blue Empath: Your golem-skills are almost freaking me out.Shadow Queen: I still won’t make you that golem, AshBadass Wolf: But theoretically you could?Shadow Queen: Quain, I once designed and build a fully new golem in a month. I think anything within reason I can make given enough time.Blue Empath: Then why don’t you?Shadow Queen: BECAUSE I DON’T WANT MY GOLEMS TO BE MOLESTED BY YOUBlue Empath: o.OBadass Wolf: The best part is that I am still seeing you with your poker-face, screaming at the top of your lungs.Shadow Queen: I am so tempted to come take my golems back.Val’Sharess, Best Mom enteredVal’Sharess: Oh boy, so much for our peacefulness...Blue Empath: Waes started itShadow Queen: I will not make you a masturbation-golem, AshBest Mom: What if you make a whole slew of them?Val’Sharess: ZALA’ESS!Shadow Queen: Goddess...Badass Wolf: Vals are perverted.Blue Empath: After centuries, there is little else left we can doShadow Queen: Don’t you dare put me in the same box as those two.Val’Sharess: I concur, those two are just weirdBest Mom: Mother!Surface FTW, Goddess Visionary, Finder Of New Ways, Nuqrah Queen enteredGoddess Visionary: though Rel’lumia comes close.Surface FTW: As if you never sleep with someone.Finder Of New Ways: So yesterday we talked about embarrassments, today about love-lives?Shadow Queen: NoBadass Wolf: NoGoddess Visionary: NoVal’Sharess: NoBlue Empath: YesNuqrah Queen: Well, this is interestingShadow Queen: I will not talk about my love-live, thank you very muchSurface FTW: But we’d all do it!Shadow Queen: One of you mailed me bright-yellow clothing this morning. I nearly went blind when opening the box. NoFinder Of New Ways: Wait, what?Blue Empath: LOL, who did that?Shadow Queen: No clue, no note added.Goddess Visionary: Dare I ask what kind of clothing it was?Shadow Queen: Don’t know. I slammed it shut because I was going half-blindBadass Wolf: From a bit of yellow?Val’Sharess: Considering how dark her home is, I am not that surprised. So spit it out people, who assaulted Waes’soloth?Shadow Queen: You are making fun of me.Best Mom: Well, at least we’ll know what Waes will be wearing should she lose Rel’s game in hereShadow Queen: At the moment all of you are close to losing.Badass Wolf: Mymy, so sensitive. I never expected that behind youShadow Queen: One such comment and you will find something you didn’t expect behind you.Nuqrah Queen: Please, peace everyone. Surface FTW: So much for being able to talk to one another without coming to blowsFinder Of New Ways: Well, we’re not at blows yet?Goddess Visionary: Why do I feel like we really need vacations?Val’Sharess: And come back to a wrecked Chel? Don’t think soBlue Empath: Though I could be tempted to visit those Kyorl’solenurn-spasBest Mom: Now there is an idea.Goddess Visionary: I don’t think you can just come into the Ssu-district and expect us to give you spa-treatmentsBadass Wolf: Nor do some of us want to.Val’Sharess: Back to the matter at hand: who send Waes those clothes and what exactly are they?Finder Of New Ways: Why are you so adamant to know?Shadow Queen: Can I pay whoever send it back?Val’Sharess: That depends on which way you want to do it.Badass Wolf: Dump a spider in bed? Shadow Queen: No... I know something already.Surface FTW: I feel the need to remind you that we are fellow Ill’haresses and should therefore not be murderedBadass Wolf: Except for Zala, feel free to murder herBest Mom: Hey!Val’Sharess: Will you please not threaten my children in my presence?Finder Of New Ways: How is she in your presence when you are in the dome and she in her fortress?Blue Empath: Who says they are?Nuqrah Queen: Another Sull-orgy?Val’Sharess: NO!Badass Wolf: NO!Goddess Visionary: If I were one of Ash’ children now, I think they would suggest a good fuckVal’Sharess: NO!Badass Wolf: NO!Shadow Queen: I’d actually pay to see THAT happenVal’Sharess: Wait, what?Surface FTW: O.OFinder Of New Ways: But...Blue Empath: I am backing Waes. Who throws money in the pot to make Quain and Diva fuck?Best Mom: Not me. Eeeewww.Val’Sharess: I will not... sleep with Quain.Badass Wolf: She’s afraid I’d break her, probablyNuqrah Queen: It probably could solve your problems. How much money are we talking?Shadow Queen: Enough to make Ash empath them into bed, methinksVal’Sharess: Are you really planning this?Surface FTW: Seems so. Ash, what is your price?Goddess Visionary: I foresee troubleBlue Empath: Waes knowsShadow Queen: I won’t make you that darned golem.Nuqrah Queen: Just make her the damn thing, then she will finally stopShadow Queen: No.Blue Empath: Please.Badass Wolf: You and Zala should get together. The suction of your cunts would glue you together forever and we all would be freeBest Mom: Excuse me?Finder Of New Ways: Oh Goddess, I could have done without that mental image.Shadow Queen: Consider it a reminder as to why you live in seclusion.Goddess Visionary: How old are we again?Val’Sharess: One never outgrows childishnessSurface FTW: Better not bring any chocolate to poker-night, Shimi. Who knows what’ll happen.Shadow Queen: I don’t want to knowBlue Empath: You are no fun, WaesShadow Queen: I am my kind of funBadass Wolf: There is a boring kind of fun? Should those not cancel each other out?Nuqrah Queen: Oh dearVal’Sharess: ?Shadow Queen: You really want to know, Sarghress?Badass Wolf: Enlighten meShadow Queen: Be my guestGoddess Visionary: I foresee horrible, horrible thingsFinder Of New Ways: Literally, or figuratively spoken?Goddess Visionary: I have no doubt that literally will soon happen.Surface FTW: Goddess... Best Mom: Should I get popcorn, or shelter?Nuqrah Queen: Shelter, definitely shelterBlue Empath: Why?Nuqrah Queen: Remember Waes’soloth’s visit to Nuqrah a couple centuries ago?Val’Sharess: The one where you asked for a reassignment of seats in the council afterwards?Shadow Queen: Oh yeah, that was... funBadass Wolf: What happened?Finder Of New Ways: Fun, apparentlyNuqrah Queen: Speak for Waes... I had nightmares for YEARSShadow Queen: I don’t see what the problem wasBlue Empath: Did she paint everything black?Goddess Visionary: Would that cause nightmares!?Nuqrah Queen: No...Badass Wolf: So what DID happen then?Val’Sharess: For once, I have to back Quain on this.Shadow Queen: Well, just wait until... Mmmmh... End of this week and Quain can tell you herselfSurface FTW: What did you do?Nuqrah Queen: She unleashed a bunch of spiders on my fortress. I am still wondering where they came from.Shadow Queen: That was for trying to make me fit in colour-wise by changing my entire wardrobeBadass Wolf: So I’ll have a spider infestation? Big DealBest Mom: Were they big or small?Nuqrah Queen: I don’t know! I never saw even one of them!Val’Sharess: But then why would you... OhGoddess Visionary: Wait, let me get this straight: Waes encased your fortress in spider-webs?Nuqrah Queen: Huge onesShadow Queen: That was fun Blue Empath: Are we sure Kharla is the insane one?Best Mom: I am starting to doubt it...Badass Wolf: Well, the reactions of my people will be interesting at leastSurface FTW: Clean up will take forever thoughBadass Wolf: My weavers will be happy with itShadow Queen: Doubt itNuqrah Queen: It was sticky... and as thick as an armVal’Sharess: Wait, how big was the spider then?Shadow Queen: Well...Blue Empath: Waes, Driders have silk the size of an eight of a finger...Shadow Queen: I never SAID it was a hordeNuqrah Queen: THAT WAS ONE SPIDER!?Best Mom: How big was that?Badass Wolf: And can my fortress hold something that size? Finder Of New Ways: How come no one ever saw something like that?Goddess Visionary: I would expect you to use it more often.Shadow Queen: I can’t wreck my fortress on a regular basis, you insane people!Val’Sharess: Wreck your fortress!?Shadow Queen: Where else do you think I have my Protector Spider? On my back?Surface FTW: You still have a protector spider!?Blue Empath: The size of your fortress!?Shadow Queen: Yes to Rel, no to AshBest Mom: Then what?Badass Wolf: So wait, how old is that thing then?Shadow Queen: I’d appreciate if you do not call her ‘thing’.Val’Sharess: Please answer the question, Waes.Shadow Queen: Uh... about my age?Finder Of New Ways: How does THAT work?Goddess Visionary: I am still trying to wrap my head around the size.Shadow Queen: You’ll see at the end of the week.Badass Wolf: It better not wreck my fortress, WaesShadow Queen: It’s not that bigNuqrah Queen: Sorry, had to talk with someone. Did I miss something?Best Mom: Still at Waes’ spider.Nuqrah Queen: I see.Blue Empath: Actually, none of us do.Val’Sharess: I am strangely happy I am not in the know-how hereShadow Queen: Will you stop acting like it’s so horrible I am following a tradition of my clan?Surface FTW: Considering the size implied...Shadow Queen: It’s not that big... Goddess...Goddess Visionary: Then how big IS it?Shadow Queen: Have a sleep-over at Quain’s and you’ll knowNuqrah Queen: Forget it. I had that happen once to me, I do not need it again.Badass Wolf: Hehe, well, I’ll be having spider-legs for dinner then.Shadow Queen: That we’ll see.Blue Empath: I will bring popcornFinder Of New Ways: Eh, why not?Val’Sharess: Why do we agree so quickly about these kind of things?Best Mom: Because they are fun? I’ll get a scribe to write it down for you, mother.Surface FTW: We are all kidsShadow Queen: Depending on the time-scale, some of us are.Val’Sharess: Why do I feel that is a jab at my age?Blue Empath: Because it is?Badass Wolf: I will keep silent on this matterSurface FTW: And I am wondering why I am still following this conversation.Nuqrah Queen: Because it seems every day we plan another invasion and you want to know when the one for your place is?Finder Of New Ways: We’re doing what now?Shadow Queen: She has a point. Yesterday Diva’s Dome, today Quain’s Fortress...Badass Wolf: We’re starting a real tradition here.Best Mom: Can’t it be a ‘Whack the wolf’ tradition?Badass Wolf: You’d first need to get one Val’Sharess: Don’t tempt me, QuainBlue Empath: Well, at least we know who will get the colour-change first at this rate.Nuqrah Queen: Oh, I have this lovely dress I’d like to put on Quain.Finder Of New Ways: You know she’s bigger than you are?Goddess Visionary: It’s called tailoring, Jaal. Something I know you don’t do.Surface FTW: Oh well, before I go again: anyone want me to bring something tomorrow?Val’Sharess: Can’t think of anything, except if you want special things for yourself.Blue Empath: Wait, what are we even going to play for?Shadow Queen: She has a point, money makes no sense for us really.Best Mom: I would know somethingBadass Wolf: I don’t think gambling MEN is going to work eitherFinder Of New Ways: I don’t have anyGoddess Visionary: Of course you don’t.Val’Sharess: How about regular sex?Best Mom: MOTHER!? Are you alright?Shadow Queen: Are you insane!?Blue Empath: Oh-ho, tell me more Badass Wolf: No, she is not a pervert-Val, is she?Val’Sharess: It’s the only thing we CAN reasonably poker about. I will NOT allow you to poker over districts or something like that!Blue Empath: Strip-poker!Nuqrah Queen: Oh Goddess...Surface FTW: I am bringing my sword.Goddess Visionary: I am bringing chocolate if we actually agree to this. I want to be too blitzed to remember.Shadow Queen: Can’t we just poker for favours unrelated to living beings? First can get something from second, second from third, etc?Finder Of New Ways: Something like Truth or Dare, only without the Truth? I can be okay with THATSurface FTW: It beats getting a whole orgy goingBadass Wolf: You do realize that Ash will fuck whoever is the one she gets something from?Val’Sharess: But that’s only one person, not eight.Blue Empath: Or if I get Waes, I can finally get that golemBlue Empath: On the other hand...Shadow Queen: Ash, you do realize you are making it unlikely that I will actually come, right?Nuqrah Queen: Would that count as an automatic forfeit?Shadow Queen: That counts as ‘does not participate’Surface FTW: Oh boy, that will be interesting, I can just tell.Best Mom: I am so bringing popcorn.Blue Empath: I feel kinda excited, am I the only oneVal’Sharess: I just feel dread. Soooo. Soooo much dread.Shadow Queen: Is it too late to bail out?Goddess Visionary: we are all attending. Yes, it’s too lateNuqrah Queen: damnFinder Of New Ways: Ooh! Hey, Ash, I have something you could try. It’s a prototype though Blue Empath: What is it? Badass Wolf: This can’t be goodFinder Of New Ways: I’ll show you tomorrow.Surface FTW: I am leaving now. I need some of my sanity stillNuqrah Queen: dittoNuqrah Queen, Surface FTW disconnectedShadow Queen: I wish I could leave.Val’Sharess: Why can’t you?Shadow Queen: Cause I have the main-golem. If I leave, all of you get kicked out.Badass Wolf: ConvenientFinder Of New Ways: Well, she did say it was a prototype.Best Mom: Something like this with yours? And why does Ash get to test it?Finder Of New Ways: I can bring more. I have four, at the momentGoddess Visionary: I will not listen to this madness.Goddess Visionary disconnectedVal’Sharess: As the one who is hosting the poker-night, I demand to know what you intend to bringShadow Queen: I would prefer to remain blissfully unawareBlue Empath: I want to know too <3Best Mom: Is that supposed to be a heart or what?Badass Wolf: Well, that or a really weird face Finder Of New Ways: It’s nothing dangerous, I promise. Neither to the user, nor the surroundingsBlue Empath: then why is it prototype still?Finder Of New Ways: I have a bit of problems with some features. Nothing dangerous!Val’Sharess: I feel like I should be banning thisShadow Queen: Please doBest Mom: But I want to see it nowBlue Empath: What features exactly?Finder Of New Ways: User-feedback, mostly.Badass Wolf: What kind of User-feedback?Finder Of New Ways: Oh, will you look at the timeFinder Of New Ways disconnectedShadow Queen: I swear, if someone is going to use Whatever-She-Made on me, I will kill themBlue Empath: It’s rude to bail just because you don’t like the outcomeVal’Sharess: She has a point there, Waes.Shadow Queen: Well, look at mine then.Shadow Queen, Badass Wolf, Blue Empath, Best Mom, Val’Sharess disconnected