I am actually relieved this post is not about me, Ms Lamb. Heaven know what cheek Miss Scarlet would be capable of with my hairy form to inspire her. They way they were walking in the tunnel reminds me of something. The Mummy Returns I think.

MJ:Ah, the readers here have their moments... usually late at night, when they are very drunk.Indeed the banana shot is rather graphic and eye watering... and not the sort of banana-ing that I would advise.

Dave: A tad old Pineapple tried to have his way with me. But I am saving myself.

That video was not even vaguely familiar to me, I actually thought it might have been a recently-made video from Egypt or something. I kept waiting for someone in a banana costume to jump out and start dancing, then I realized it was Banarama. Ok, I get it now. I'm a little slow sometimes.

Mr Inkybabes: Yes, but can Dr Maroon tell me what I'm supposed to be doing? What shoes to wear? And whether or not my pink angora sweater really goes with my rock chic leather jacket? I think not. But I don't mind being proved wrong....

Pete: How peculiar! You and Ginro have picked out two of my 'significant' songs... I will have to write a post...

Dave: I am spending time delivering New Year's Eve to Armitage Shanks... I will be back shortly... I hope...

Ginro: This record is of some significance in my life... I will explain fully in a couple of months time... perhaps... I don't know...

Hello darling. Pissed already! And aSunday, and not even 9 p.m. Happy enw year. Goodness me, what times! Where is Mr Coppens and Kevin? Where ARE Mr Coppens and Kevin? Where are they? Word vert garbale. Garbale! Where is Fammy? And where is Crabbers? What is happening anyway?