…so you can all just go back to the fetal position and admit defeat before the battle, as we’re sure that Allahpundit will be sure to point out to us all at least another 735 times before November because, you know, Romney Doesn’t Know How Airplanes Work!11!1!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!

The poor dumb bastard. “Mister Raaaaaaaaaaamneyyyy, what about your gaaaaaaaaaffesss???”

Just what the fuckity fuck are we talking about? Well, Mitt’s wife’s plane had to return to the airport after takeoff because of a fire and, in the aftermath (nobody was hurt), Mitt said something to the effect that it was a pity you can’t roll the windows down to let the smoke out on those things, and why is that anyway?

Yeah, we know. At this point you’re chuckling to yourself going “hehe, Mitt, funny one, particularly considering the circumstances”, as is every other sentience with an IQ above noodle soup, but not the Ogabe Steno Pool. Nosirree!

THEY immediately went “HA! GAAAAAFFE! Stupid Romney doesn’t know that you can’t roll down the windows on a passenger airliner” and then, to compound their own beclowning, the wrote long mocking screeds about his obvious mental deficiency peppered with quotes from experts explaining the dangers of sudden decompression etc. etc. just to make all of us doofus Bible-clingers understand just how stupid he was.

Never mind that Mitt has certainly spent more time on airplanes than resident Jugear has spent doing his actual job.

If he’d told the old joke about screen doors on submarines, they’d be featuring front page dissertations on the permeability of screen doors and the inability of the same to withstand the crushing pressure found under the ocean.

So tell us again: Does this idiocy sound like an Obama/Steno Pool alliance utterly confident in victory, or does it sound like a bunch of desperate dipshits seeing the writing on the wall to you?

Yeah, we thought so.

We might point out to you that it looks just the same way to any even semi-intelligent U.S. voter. If we thought he did this deliberately, we’d say “well played” and, quite frankly, we’re not so sure that he didn’t. It’s funny how every single one of his “gaaaaaffes” makes the Ogabe Steno Pool look even stupider than the average voter already think that they are.

Of course, all of the Allahpundits, Peggy Noonans, Conor (with one “n”) Friedersdorfs, David Flums etc. of the world will now help the leftists out by writing long more in sadness than anger dissertations on how Mitt really needs to be more careful in his wording and how it detracts from the “real issues” and how it seriously casts doubts on the competency of his campaign, blah, blah blech.

HE WAS MAKING A FRACKING JOKE, YOU WANKERS!

What’s worse is that next week, those very same concern trolls tut-tutting about how he damaged his chances by joking will be lamenting that he appears too robotic and really needs to show more of his human side.

And those are the drooling morons allegedly on our side. If they actually want to help, a nice big warm cup of shut the fuck up would be a good start, because they’re beginning to annoy us even worse than the certifiable loons on Obam-bam’s side. We’ve had it up to our back teeth with those damned Lord Haw-Haws and their delusional, pig ignorant musings. Way to go rallying the troops, you silly twats.

Just shut the fuck up already, will you? Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way, because you’re doing fuck all good as it is.

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Hell, even the ONION did a satire on the Desperate Dipshits’ relentless leftward bias, in 2008!!!

Meanwhile: I went to the a TEA Party gathering last night. They told us that Tea Partiers handed out leaflets on the Upper West Side of Manhattan (aka Moscow on the Hudson), and they had many people approach them in curiosity and interest, and NO flak from anyone. They were amazed.

THEN the OWS thugs arrived: the TP people recognized two of them, in business drag, from the OWS protest a year ago. At first they acted like they were there to support the Tea Party — then the mask came off: they got in the faces of the Jewish and black members of the group, snarling, holding their cellphone cameras inches away from the targets’s faces, broadcasting them onto the Internet. All in an attempt to intimidate and frighten them.

Barbara from Harlem wasn’t having it. They were calling her all sorts of vile racial slurs(!!!!) but she is a FIGHTER. She wouldn’t budge.

dAYUMM. Misha, I hope you see fit to put her on the front page: she’s a classic hell-raising stump speaker. She’s got a lot of speeches on Youtube, and goes to every single rally she can, and she Will Part Hussein’s Hair with a Hatchet.

And she’s fed up to the back teeth with the racist shit she has to put up with from the LEFT.

by John Nolte 26 Sep 2012, 5:15 AM PDT
If you’re going to believe the polls released from CBS/New York Times this morning — you know, the polls the media’s currently using to beat Romney senseless with and to depress Republican enthusiasm, you have to believe that the turnout advantage for Democrats over Republicans will blow away every previous record and common sense.

It’s that simple. Because these polls are not only telling us that Romney is losing OH, PA, and FL by insurmountable margins; these polls are also telling us that Democrat turnout is projected to blow away every modern record.

But these media polls don’t headline what they’re seeing as far as the Democrat turnout advantage because no one would believe it. In fact, no one believes Obama will match the D+7 nationwide advantage he enjoyed in 2008. And no one certainly believes he will surpass it.

Oh, except this non-stop litany of media polls being wielded like weapons by the corrupt media.

Here are the CBS/New York Times internals. And here’s the con the CBS/NYTs is attempting to pull:

Florida:

In 2004 the vote was R+4.

In 2008 the vote was D+3

CBS/NYTs is reporting that in 2012 we will see D+9.

Ohio:

In 2004 the vote was R+5

In 2008 the vote was D+8

CBS/NYTs is reporting that in 2012 we will see D+9

Pennsylvania:

In 2010 the vote was D+3

In 2008 the vote was D+7

CBS/NYTs is reporting that in 2012 we will see D+9.

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Again, why won’t the media report the dramatic news that Democrats are expected to turnout in record numbers against Republicans?

i think the collapse of bongo’s middle east policy as well as his commie economic policies will sink the son of a bitch.$4.00 gas i thank a national socialist,as i watch food prices rise i thank a national socialist,when i see the price of my gold hit $1750.00 per/oz i really thank a national socialist.land,guns,gold just in case.d.j please don’t vote for that ass hole!!1

Dick Morris sez:with Obama below 50% of the vote in most swing states, he is hitting up against a glass ceiling in the high 40s. He can’t get past it except in heavily Democratic states like New York or California. The first time Obama breaks 50 will not be on Election Day. Either he consistently polls above 50% of the vote or he won’t ever get there in the actual vote.

So here’s where the race really stands today based on Rasmussen’s polling:

• Romney leads Obama in the following states the president carried in 2008: Iowa (44-47) North Carolina (45-51), Colorado (45-47), and New Hampshire (45-48). He’ll probably win them all. (34 electoral votes).

This comes to 218 of the 270 Romney needs. But…

• Obama is below 50% of the vote in a handful of key swing states and leads Romney by razor thin margins in each one. All these states will go for Romney unless and until Obama can show polling support of 50% of the vote:

• Obama leads in Ohio (47-46) and Virginia (49-48) by only 1 point (31 electoral votes)

Florida went blue 2008. *shudder* Anyhoo, I am in a different (less communist) county this year (Allen West’s new district), but I still think it worth noting that while driving around I just don’t see the enthusiastic show of support for either Zero or down-ticket Demlings. I have only seen two yard signs and very rare bumper sticker sightings (some of which were still there from 2008), I ALWAYS notice them because the sight of them annoys my gray matter so much that it leaves a visible imprint on my forehead. I don’t know how Florida will go as a state, but this county is looking way red.

BTW, there is a huge Allen West banner on a local business around the corner. It’s nearly as big as my living room. Parked next to it is a lone car in a lot of about 12 that has Obama and Murphy bumper stickers. I laugh at the juxtaposition. Hoping the election results will mirror that visual.

Beyond what McCain won in 2008, Romney only needs five specific states and a single wildcard to win. The Fab Five are Indiana, North Carolina, Ohio, Florida and Virginia. With those, a mere four EV’s from New Hampshire puts him at 270 on the dot.* Snagging a win from any of Iowa, New Mexico, Nevada, Colorado, etc. would just be icing on the cake.

Just an irrelevant side note: pig ignorant loses something, yet also gains something in the translation. My family translates it “pig ridiculous” from the German “Sau Bloed” ( sau blade is how it’s pronounced in my in-laws’ backwater).

Just love seeing it in English.

Back to your regularly scheduled “All Obama, All The Time, my ASS” screed.

Tell me about it. Last election was the first time in HISTORY that we split our electoral votes. Douglas County went solid blue (that’s where all the entitlement folks live, iykwimaittyd), and one county out west. Fortunately, we have a long and proud history of being republican, and I don’t think it’ll change this time out.

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