In public speaking (class) we were supposed to give a speech on a great American pastime. While detailing our "rough draft", I stood up and talked about how *** tossing is a great American tradition that is on the outs. Lawmakers in a handful of states have started to ban the sport as they say its dehumanizing to "little ppl". I contended that little people are exploited in the same way 7 footers are in basketball. There are dwarfs on the circuit that earn in excess of 100k a year. While the little people of America argue that it treats dwarfs like objects, I believe that the best ones are masters of aero dynamics and fly through the air with grace and purpose. To deny these men the opportunity of competing and earning handsome paychecks is unfair not only to the dwarfs but their fans and the men who toss them. Please allow legalize *** tossing in all US states and provinces- thank you.

The teacher put his head down on his desk for what seemed like an hour. Most awkward silence I've ever experienced.

Well, dwarfs have the big heads n stubby limbs, I think 4'10" and under qualifies as "little person", i don't remember if the height for male n female little ppl is the same but it shouldn't be, it should be proportionate like male/female height is right?

*** tossing is one of few sports where a record has stood unchallenged for decades (Lenny the Giant of the UK). It sickens me that the LPA refuses to let the sport progress in the modern era. I'm guessing that they're just jealous bc they don't have the grace of flight or advanced understanding of aerodynamics necessary to hack it on the circuit. Little bastards.