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Who said children are getting dumber every year. Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves...

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?CHARLOTTE: Seven.TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?CHARLOTTE: Nine.TEACHER: That's impossible.CHARLOTTE: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.GEORGE: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have todaythat we didn't have ten years ago.WILLY: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?JOSE: Don't bite any.