Guess who hates Starbucks more than Dunkin’ Donuts and McDonald’s combined? That would be the gentlemen behind “The Gentlemen’s Rant.”

The same YouTube channel that brought you a diatribe against hipsters is taking on Starbucks, ranting that the coffee is so bad it just might be the reason for Seattle’s high suicide rates.

From the video: “Next time you’re in a Starbucks, remember where the company originated. Seattle. The city with the highest suicide rate in the United States — probably because people can’t get a decent cup of coffee.”

Danny Bonaduce, best known for playing wisecracking Danny on the 1970s TV show, will host a morning show on 102.5 KZOK beginning Monday, Nov. 14. The show will air from weekdays from 5:45 am to 9 am, according to station executives.

Bonaduce comes from 94 WYSP in Philadelphia, but he’s also known as a professional wrestler and reality TV host for VH1.

Radio preacher Harold Camping is giving up on predicting the end of the world.

After two failed rapture prophecies this year alone, Camping resigned from the head of his Family Radio organization, and the Christian Post reports he won’t be divining any more doomsday predictions from the Bible.

Hutchison donned a blonde wig, pink heels and a short skirt as the couple strutted around a Los Angeles neighborhood last weekend. He was dressed up as his wife. Apparently, so was she.

The Daily Mail purchased photos of the couple tottering down sidewalks with plastic buckets and giant pieces of candy. The paper reports, “It appeared that Courtney had also expertly emulated her own make-up on her man’s complexion, with Doug wearing identical eye-shadow and gold lipstick to his ladylove.”