What do you do if you really really NEED to fart but you know deep inside its gonna be a loud one. but theres people standing or sitting all around you that would hear it? do you let if off and hope no one hears or do you suffer in silence?

What do you do if you really really NEED to fart but you know deep inside its gonna be a loud one. but theres people standing or sitting all around you that would hear it? do you let if off and hope no one hears or do you suffer in silence?

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Simple answer....... you drop the dustbin lid you are carrying on the floor just as you squeeze it out