Oh Noes, Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked

Or not. The probation hearing isn’t until Jan. 15th and the judge, Jane Godfrey is notorious for letting violators skate. I’m suspecting that Lindsay will once again avoid spending time behind bars. At most she might have to wear one of those designer ankle monitors and submit to court ordered drug tests which either won’t be administered or she’ll just blow them off or she’ll fail them without any consequences.

Or maybe she’ll slither off to some resort rehab spa where she’ll stay just long enough for the heat to die down. I mean, how many times have we seen this play out?