"Suds in the Bucket"

"Guns in the Kitchen"

Parody Written by:

Tom Lennox

The Lyrics

This is part of my series of converting country songs to rap lyrics. This song is set on the ghetto streets of Baltimore or DC.

She was on the front porch, say it was a little past nine When her man pulled up, a black Coupe de Ville Her crew shoula seen it comin' it was only just a matter of timePlenty old enough, and you can't stop weed.

She stuck a note on the mailbox "Bitches I got to go" That was all she wrote, her homies’ hearts were brokeThat was all she wrote, so the story goes

(Chorus) Now her homies in the alleyway boardin’ up da windows, scratchin' and a rackin' their brains How could 18 years just up'n and walk away?Our little cornrowed girl grown up to be a sistah Now she's gone in the blink of an eyeShe left the guns in the kitchen and the meth cookin’ out in the yard

Now don't you wonder what Shaniqua’s gonna bitch about monday mornin' Nothing quite like this has happened here in da hood Well he must have been a hustla, a trash talkin' son of a bitchFor such a wacked out girl to just up and run Course you can't fence time, and you can't stop da weed

(2nd Chorus) Now all the bitches in the hoe house bullshit goin' non stop Snifflin’ that crack cocaine How could 18 years just get up and walk away? Our little cornrowed girl grown up to be a sistah Now she's gone in the blink of an eye She left the guns in the kitchen and the meth cookin’ out in the yard

YEAH BIAATCH!

(3rd chorus) She's got his Enimen doo rag flyin’ out the window <And they're headed up to Philly tonight How could 18 years just get up and walk away?Our little cornrowed girl grown up to be a sistah Now she's gone in the blink of an eye She left the guns in the kitchen and the meth cookin out in the yard line

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