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Take, for instance, the Fairmont Hotel. Its Presidential Detail Package includes its 2,000-plus-square-foot suite, access to a new 7 series BMW, a $5,000 shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue (accompanied by a personal shopper — and champagne, of course), in-room hair stylings, his and her bathrobes embroidered with the presidential seal, four bathrooms, his and hers Rolex watches and daily walks for your dog.

Oh, and of course, your own Secret Service. Two rough-and-buff gentleman will keep you safe all weekend as they pretend to be presidential protection.

“They’ll be there to do whatever is legal and kind to make sure the experience of your Inauguration is the very best,” said Mark Andrew, the hotel’s general manager and a regional vice president.

The price tag? A modest $100,000 for the four-night package.

Just across the street is the Park Hyatt, whose American Style Package clocks in at $57,000 and includes its 1,632-square-foot penthouse-level suite with a baby grand piano and a travertine carved stone tub.

And lest you be too tired after your night of inaugural party-hopping to bother with actually drawing a bath, the hotel will make sure a “bath butler” is at your beck and call.

“Plus, you’re actually part of this historic event in Washington,” Eisman added.

The W Hotel, parked right across the street from the White House, has its “E-WOW” suite, which for $50,000 gets you $100,000 of jewelry on loan from Tiny Jewel Box, a private nighttime limo tour of the national monuments and a reserved table on the hotel’s popular POV rooftop terrace and lounge overlooking the inaugural route. (Also, “the best bed in the world,” said Ed Baten, the hotel’s general manager.)

If this all seems a bit much, as the nation wrestles with unemployment and one fiscal crisis after another, the hotels are quick to point out that this is a historic event and their packages simply enrich the experience.

“Nobody will buy the presidential suite just because they’re politically involved,” Andrew said. “They’ll buy the presidential suite because they want to turn this moment into an amazing memory.”

Although this year’s Inauguration is expected to be slightly more subdued than the one in 2008, Andrew says the festivities are on a clear upward trend.

“I think over the last few Inaugurations, we’ve also seen the level of popularity and attention around the inaugural events rise quite a bit, probably dating back to the 1990s and with that it’s kind of D.C.’s opportunity to transition from a staid, government town into a bit of glamour,” Baten said.

Interested buyers take note: As of last week, all three of these packages were still available.