This may appear to be a hollow, bratty gesture on the part of the GWAA but it's a necessary one, considering most of its members have spent the last decade coddling Tiger, suppressing their intuition and suspicions that The Great Eldrick showed signs of, not just transcendence in golf, but transcendence in asshole-dom.

Now that EVERYONE knows about his numerous, comical transgressions, the GWAA has finally sacked-up and told Mr. Woods that, No, we will not accept your invitation to sit in a tiny room and watch your finely crafted apology via satellite like everyone else. Bitch.