After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...

About the quotes:1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;

I ran across one of your quote postings. They're right, Shit doesn't belong on here.Since it's not shit and funny as hell, Delete their sorry shit and KEEP POSTING!.I had a bad day, and one of you quotes made me laugh out loud. You're Awesome! Keep up the good work!

People are just jealous that their work, often taking a lot more time and effort to produce, doesn't get a similar amount of attention. I wouldn't be bothered by it. I'm personally sick of naked asses and my little ponys, but the search keyword system favors things like that.

Would you link a potential employer to your postings? How about the parents of a person you wanted to marry? Your ID says "wannabe nice guy"? Fail.

If you post racist jokes you promote racist views. There is a line and you have crossed it. It doesn't matter if someone else said it first; if you repeat it you share the responsibility. Evil thoughts lead to evil acts; I hope there is karma and yours catches up with you.

Me and Karma are "BFF" so I'm not worried about that and even wanting to be a nicer guy doesn't sound like a fail to me. What I am worried about is people like you, who doesn't have any sense of humor whatsoever and what they do is complain, criticize and fell hurt by something they read on the internet. Morons.

BTW: The parents of a person I wanted to marry bought a couple of stickers so... Your argument is completely invalid.

a) Is the background just random latin text? Or does it say something meaningful? Would be neat if it had a bunch of the quotes in latin...

b) Don't listen to the "that doesn't belong here" people. They are nitwits. Your quotes are awesome and make people laugh. And as another said, it fits better than the porn which is frequently on here.

In all honesty, I very much enjoy the quotes you put up here. And frankly, they are far more appropriate than some of the things I've seen here. Things that is called "artistic nude" but is literally no more than better labeled porn.

They are hilarious, and usually the pick-me-up most of us need after a long and hard day at work, life, etc.

So please, do not listen to the things that people say in the comments about it being "sh*t that doesn't belong here on D.A".