I've lurked here and there and noticed a thread dedicated to masturbation at ozzfest a few years ago.

I wanted to bring it back up because I think it is important.

The festival takes place during the summer when the weather is very hot. I go every year and usually see younger girls wearing bikini tops or short shorts. I'm 36, and a nudist (I do wear clothes at the fest, though). It would probably be a bad idea for me to try and talk to them, with most are under 18- but I'd like to. Instead, to preserve their safety and mine, I masturbate in the bathroom. While this relieves the tension, it is NOT comfortable for me. The bathroom usually smells like shit and I have heard things being thrown at the stall from the outside because I am in there too long.

I really think there should be separate stalls for masturbation. One of these days, one of us is going to snap and there will probably be charges brought against us- all while only trying to have a good time.

I wouldn't masturbate in one of those stalls...The mens room at Ozzfest last year looked like the seventh layer of hell.Assuming the seventh layer of Hell is composed primarily of toilet paper and dried shit and smells very strongly of piss.Some guy actually shat in the urinal! I mean come on!

Magnoodle said: I wouldn't masturbate in one of those stalls...The mens room at Ozzfest last year looked like the seventh layer of hell.Assuming the seventh layer of Hell is composed primarily of toilet paper and dried shit and smells very strongly of piss.Some guy actually shat in the urinal! I mean come on!

Believe me, I didn't want too either but I had no choice. Where else was I going to do it? And you're absolutely right. The odor was terrible. But, it was either: grope myself (and NOT be put in jail), or grope the patron. I chose myself.

Magnoodle said: I wouldn't masturbate in one of those stalls...The mens room at Ozzfest last year looked like the seventh layer of hell.Assuming the seventh layer of Hell is composed primarily of toilet paper and dried shit and smells very strongly of piss.Some guy actually shat in the urinal! I mean come on!

I had a friend do that when we were younger, and I was like seriously how is that funny? Like I guess in some moronic way it is funny, but like in all honesty it's pretty barbaric. ::laugh

Yeah the whole masturbating thing is pretty sad. Like I'm sure you couldn't find a girl your age in skimpy clothes there you could at least hit on and try to get laid. Every concert I've been too I've seen scantily clad women of all ages. So basically you're just a perv. Haha.

I have a feeling you may be acting snide when you say "that's just fucking sad," but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and think what you are referring to when you say "that's sad," are the poor conditions the festival organizers afford us with respect to masturbating at the fest. In that context, I agree with it.