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Toe The Line !!

This post came about when I was visiting Pelly‘s post Siren’s call . While chatting to her about her unique style of photography I remarked on her toes. Well, blow me !! I never knew that there were so many styles of toes dangling off the end of the feet of humanity.

There are these five

and a few optional extras

Alien. If you are reading this from a galaxy, far, far awayCat’s paws. I know a few of you have them !!Chicken’s feet. If you have these, stay away from KFC !!

Left feet are Greek and the other two are Egyptian. NOTE> This is not a four legged person

So Ladies get your wrinkled stockings off and have a look at which one you are

Kathy Staff playing Nora Batty in Last of the Summer Wine

and Gentlemen, come in from the garden, take your wellies off and have a look too

Jimmy Cricket, comedian, appearing on a pier near you in the UK

I took a photo of my foot and frightened myself to death. So I will not show my Egyptian foot to you as you may be having your dinner. A certain blogger who shall be nameless, keeps calling me Ra, maybe there is something in it. 🙂

So, who are your toes rooting for ???

If you are not into toes and fancy playing footsie under the table then you are welcome to watch this

Hi Ralph, as usual, wonderfully hilarious. Very funny story here, I was showing the different foot shapes to my daughter and I noticed that while my toe formation was Egyptian (being Scandinavian that was a surprise) but I saw that my daughters toe formation was obviously Greek! This is where my brain shut off and I pointed at the drawing and said to her “Hey look Christina, your Greek” At which point she gave me that “look” and my brain came back on again. Christina’s father was born in Greece, so she is in fact half Greek, hence the foot shape. Talk about suspension of intelligence! I loved this post, thanks, for the laughs my friend! 🙂 xo, and we both loved the video!

Hi my friends Penny and Christina. Never a “duh” moment in your family then 😉 I am so pleased that you both had fun with this post and I will be down your way when I have had a sleep. It’s 2am here. Love and hugs. Ra xox 😀

I do learn things.The best part of your blog is that you have such a keen sense of humor. I really admire you for that. I have one day left of the week-end. Week-end days are just days. I am a loner and not much of a mixter. I am amused by my pets and anything that is humorous. I’m not a recluse though. I like people but I just am not into idle chit chat and gossip. 🙂

I am pretty much the same as you, alone (all say “Aaah”), I have my pets (all say “Oooh”) and I don’t gossip. Did you hear about the blogger who ……. (an hour later) …… and then she went and ……. (a week later)……. 😉

Hello my Greek Goddess with beautiful eyes 😀 Thank you so much for your permission to use a photograph, I really do appreciate it. So many Greeks here, wonderful !! And I am really surprised, (so must be the imposter Cleopatra be as I almost patted her asp 😉 ), surprised that Cleopatra was Greek !! I hope you are having a great Sunday (what’s left of it !! ) Love Ra xox 😀

After about an hour of intense toe inspection I came to the conclusion that I fall under the…(wait for it)…None of the above. That must mean I am either unique or an alien. Very funny video. Love reading your posts Ralph. ROFLMAO!!! Take care and have a wonderful day!!!
Peace!!!

Dearest Ra, I can’t see my toes because….. my foot is in my mouth? I’m too fat??? I’ve had all my toes chopped off??? Actually, since I’m in a hotel computer room, with some French people, I’m afraid if I take my shoes off to examine my hitherto unscrutinized toes, that I might raise their suspicions of Americans. I’m going to hazard a guess at Egyptian, and dare not be Celtic, since those have been declared bizarre. IF my toes ARE Egyptian, what in the world happened to my thick black hair??? Do you have an answer for me dear Ra?

Hi MVBF Marsha. What am I going to do with you? I shouldn’t worry about the French people as they do strange things like squashing grapes with their feet to make wine. I cannot comment on which root you are until you tell me definitely which one you ARE. So put your bare foot up on the keyboard and compare your toes. While you are there, you can add nail polish 😉 Love Ra xox 😀

I had to take a stroll on my olde weathered Egyptian phalanges into the delightful blog of a certain Pelly you mentioned and was absolutely enthralled with her fabulous photography! What art! And what a hoot this post is. Brilliant! Horrendous hoards of cheers,

So we are family my friend !! Egyptian through and through. How exciting !! Pelly is very talented and has a keen and distinctive photographic skill. I am so pleased that you had a look around her blog. Have a lovely day Autumn Jade. Ra xox 😀

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