We don't even get "cover my body in chocolate and wait for you naked on the bed"-level of hints.

It makes washing the sheets a bitch.

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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Sorry about your disappointment. I'm guessing you're in Highschool or so. If he acts oblivious, he's either nervous or just not interested, probably the latter. Try not to take this (or ANYTHING that people do) personally. If you put yourself out there and are nice, some cute boy will appreciate you.

For the first time ever, I was seeing a woman who told me "Happy Valentine's day!". It felt weirdly.... appropriate. Even when I was seeing other people, VDay was always a dumb holiday they never cared about or wished me a happy one.

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In the wasteland, the sly survive and the past and present are one, the sinners rot and the future is the ultimate purgatory

Worked for me, I've been dating my best friend for well over a year now. ^.^

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The sun beyond the mountain glowsThe yellow river seaward flowsYou can enjoy a grander sightBy climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wnedPC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatchDM: You'll need the spider's permission first...