For Sale: Oversized Vagina, Slightly Used

After a long day at the office, sometimes you just want to collapse into a warm, soft, comforting pink vagina. Well, now, no matter your dating status, you can!

Despite Craigslist cracking down on people selling sex on the site, one San Francisco man has found a way to sell vagina, and get away with it. We’re talking about the oh-so-stylish vagina couch, of course.

The seller says the “couch has some scuff marks and stains around the bottom from being moved.” Moved. Sure, let’s go with that.

So if you have $600 to spare and don’t mind some questionable stains that could give you a full-body STD, you could snatch up (sorry, couldn’t help it) this one-of-a-kind furnishing. And just think, when you tell your bros you’re waist deep in vagina, it won’t be a lie!

P.S. Fellas, that pillow part of the couch is an important part to remember. You’re welcome.