Life: All Of My Daughter’s Parent-Teacher Conferences Ranked By How Loudly Her Teacher Begged Me To Clip Her Fingernails

Every year, I meet with my daughter Kayla’s teachers to find out how she’s doing in school. What follows is a list of these parent-teacher conferences definitively ranked by how loudly Kayla’s teachers begged me to somehow make her fingernails shorter. Let’s take a trip down memory lane!