So Condoleezza Rice takes a big stand and says she’d really prefer they stop… if that’s cool with them.

Russia gets pissed!

The start putting Condi masks on all their victims before they torture and rape them and steal their family heirlooms.

It’s fun, but little conciliation for their hurt feelings from almost being told not to do something.

The press asks Bush what he plans to do, but Bush just shrugs.

That shrug puts Russia over the edge, and they launch a full out assault on us.

They launch all their nuclear warheads.

They send bombers with more nuclear weapons.

They send every nuclear sub that’s not stuck at the bottom of the ocean across the Pacific.

They send all their Migs...

tanks...

and armored bicycles.

They even activate all their dormant Soviet spy warriors hidden in the US.

But nothing happens.

So we wait.

and wait...

and wait...

and keep waiting...

Until finally, at 8:34 PM Sunday,Until a piece of scrap metal from the Russian plane that came the closest to making it here breaks off and tumbles to the Earth and hits a 13 year-old girl on the leg, spraining her ankle.

So we retaliate by launching our entire nuclear arsenal at Russia, even though there are rumors the 13 year-old girl is faking the injury to get out of gym class.

At 8:43 PM EST Sunday, and we have blown up the entire planet, and the world has ended.