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Saturday, May 23, 2009

I'm Off

As of Monday, May 25, I'll be off to Florida (St. Petersburg/Tampa to be exact) for a week's vacation of fun, sun and relaxation. Well, I hope not too much relaxation, as I hope to be busy enjoing my well-earned time there.

Obama to the Rescue

From Newsmax.com:

Obama Rides to the Rescue of Harry Reid

Republicans are styling President Barack Obama’s fundraising trip next week to Las Vegas as a desperate measure to save the bacon of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who has precipitously fallen in the polls, according to a report by The Hill.

What the opposition is hoping for is a reprise of the rise and fall of another leader – former Sen. Tom Daschle, D-S.D.

While Democrats emphasize that the presidential trip has been planned for a long time and is not related to any perceived imminent danger of Reid, D-Nev., losing his seat, the numbers game indicates otherwise.

The latest poll by the Las Vegas Review-Journal contains little good news for the veteran politician.

Nearly half of Nevadans have had enough of Reid as the powerful Democrat heads into his re-election campaign.

About a third of the state’s voters would re-elect Reid if the 2010 election were held today, according to the poll, but 45 percent say they would definitely vote to replace him. Seventeen percent would consider another candidate.

Half of Nevada voters had an unfavorable view of Reid, while 38 percent had a favorable view and 11 percent a neutral opinion.

The Review-Journal noted further that Reid’s approval ratings at home have been subpar for years -- particularly since he ascended to Democratic leader in 2004 and to majority leader in 2006.

What’s more, hopes that things might take an uptick with the departure of President George W. Bush have not come to fruition. The Review-Journal described the poll as indicating voters bullish on Obama -- even as they are unhappy with Reid.

Much ado about nothing argue Reid loyalists, who point to the fact that the leader has already raised more than $5 million this quarter – after raising $2.2 million in the first quarter, according to The Hill.

Meanwhile, a Reid spokesman said they expect next week’s fundraiser to add “at least $1 million.”

“Don’t be tempted to Daschle-ize Reid,” one Democratic official told The Hill. “Nevada 2010 is not South Dakota 2004: George Bush not is at the head of the ticket, Barack Obama won Nevada by double digits and Reid has kept a very watchful eye on his own state.”

But others smell blood in the water.

Brian Walsh, spokesman for the National Republican Senatorial Committee was quick to lambaste the forthcoming Obama-Reid love-fest.

“Unfortunately for the majority leader, one night of rubbing elbows with President Obama and celebrity elites at a glitzy fundraiser is not going to mask a long voting record that’s increasingly out of step with Nevada,” Walsh said.

Walsh added that the big event, featuring such luminaries as Bette Midler and Sheryl Crow, “actually plays into Sen. Reid’s biggest problem facing reelection, which is the well-deserved feeling among his constituents that he consistently places Washington and special interests above the views and values of Nevadans.”

All pundit sparing aside, there’s still a very bright lining in the clouds for Reid – he still has no opponent in the race.

Of ALL the Dems that could be in danger of losing their seat in the senate (other than perhaps Nancy Pelosi) PLEASE let this be the end of this guy's career. For the good of everything...well for the good of everything!

Pelosi's Approval Numbers Plummet

This was bound to happen. After her figiting, flopping, and lying and with the MSM apparently even seeing through her; the Speaker of the House is not so popular anymore. The question is, will the MSM do their job and really follow up on this?Yeah, right.

I never expected Blinky to lose her position as Speaker (the fact the House caucus still support her proves that) but since the Dems are all about Congressional investigations, where is the one on her? They're all willing to start a witch-hunt on lawyers that gave their legal opinions on EIT's, but when the Speaker of the House lies to Congress, which is supposed to be a crime, they shut their eyes and ears.

The Love and Stupidity of the Left aka Classic Liberalism

You're going to love this. I got up this morning to to see these comments left on my comment moderation page. This idiot probably thought I wouldn't publish his "well thought-out arguments."

Normally I wouldn't publish such a hate-filled, curse-laden, screed. At least not the profanities, but you had to see this. It really gave me a good laugh:

"You know what I have had it with your bull crap. You are a no good waste of garbage. tell me your address so I can kick your face in you ignorant prick."

"You know what your a racist and you know it. Coward at best. You know who I voted for....BARACK OBAMA and you know why? Because he is the be all end all. Your just jealous because he is a successful black male. Hey you know what why don't you wear one of those hoods. Deos KKK ring a bell?"

KKK should ring a bell to you, you loser Demorat! Since the Klan was started as an off-shoot of the Democrat Party.

"Dude what are you talking about? I think you should shut up. Your retarded. Go read a book!"

Awesome. He does have one point. If Obama is allowed to run amok with his socialistic policies for much longer (another three years and seven months-YIKES!) he will certainly "end all."

First off, you'll plainly notice that, once again, a member of the intolerant, ignorant, hate-filled left doesn't even attempt an intelligent argument (obviously because of the lack of education, intellectual prowess and basic third grade knowledge on the subject) unlike "Joe Independent, " who can actually make a concise argument. Second, he or she actually threatens bodily harm...BA-HAHAHAHA! Oh, excuse me, I had to get that out. Typical, of course. And third, this complete loser calls me a coward, while posting "anonymously." Of course, the tired ol' "racist" label is thrown in there for good measure. This slug, in just three short posts, just encompassed every thing we on the right have been exposing about the left for years.

You just keep projecting that hatred there, buddy.

This is classic stuff. It's definitely going into my "Best of Conservative Jedi" post, upcoming on the anniversary of my first post, three years ago.

Gotta love it. Be sure to read my responses at the original comment section under each applicable post.

The first of his grunts can be found at Susan Boyle Says No to Obama This is the physical threat. The second at Zo Keeps Em' Comin (where he instinctively calls me a racist-of course, which is the most ironic because I endorse Zo, who is black. And the mentions the very point of liberals being the ones who talk about spewing hatred, which is of course what they do the most) and the third is at U.S. Destroys Bibles to Appease Muslims, which he predictably repeats the left mantra of "shut up!"

Yeah, I know I shouldn't be wasting my time, but this was just too funny.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

U.S. Destroys Bibles to Appease Muslims

It's coming to ahead, folks, I'm telling you:

From NewsMax,

It’s a story that hasn’t gotten much press. Bibles translated into Afghan languages were sent to a U.S. soldier at a base in Afghanistan. The Bibles were later confiscated by chaplains and destroyed to make sure that troops did not violate government rules which bar soldiers from sharing their faith with Afghans. So it’s OK to shoot and kill Afghans, but it’s illegal to share the gospel with them. We have traded bullets for the “gospel of peace” (Eph. 6:15).

America had tried to accommodate Islamic terrorists before. In 1797 a treaty was made with the Islamic leadership of Tripoli that stated that “the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.” Of course, this was false, but to appease the Barbary pirates and their Muslim protectors, the statement was put in the treaty. Did it work? No! Did the Muslim pirates in Tripoli stop kidnapping Christians from ships that sailed near the coast of northern Africa? No! They saw the accommodation as an act of weakness. Americans were willing to give up their faith—the very thing that created America and gave her moral strength—for peace. By 1805, America had learned its lesson: Compromise would always fail.

Have You Heard the Latest?

More Hysterical Lies from Blinky

After a week of pathetic spin and projecting, Nancy "Blinky" Pelosi finally saved the best for last (so far) and got down to, predictably, blaming Bush for her incompetence and lies about being "mislead" by the CIA on her complete knowledge about water-boarding and other "enhanced interrogation techniques."

Even Jon Stewart, usually the defender of everything Democrat (although not even close to being as bad as David Letterman) smells a rat:

By the way, did you notice that the comments on the CNN site, visited and commented on by mostly Democrat Party supporters, are even calling for her resignation? And they say the Republicans are in trouble. Well, they said the same thing in the seventies, until Reagan came on the scene. And much like Reagan, the media and the Dems are trying to destroy Palin before she really gets started. She and the GOP will be fine. Not only do libs know this, they're terrified of it. Thus their continued attacks on her.

Liberal Media Dump on Palin's Book-Which Isn't Even Written Yet

The Amazing Kreskins that they apparently are, the MSM is adament that Alasakan Governor, Sarah Palin's upcoming book, again, that's upcoming book will be full of hypocrisy and lies. They're are truly amazing, aren't they? Maybe it's not President Obama that's the Messiah and all the powers that go along with it, maybe it's the acolytes that make up the old media that are the seers of our future and socialist "prosperity."

As the article points out and the most obvious point that I thought of right away, where was the laughing and consternation when a young Illinois senator, with absolutely no experience and no accomplishments (remember, he bill-jacked the majority-if not all-of his resolutions in the Illinois State Senate) by the name of Barack Obama wrote not one book of fantasy-laden material, but two?

Wasn't it just two short posts ago I said this would happen? Didn't I tell you? I told you.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

America Back on the UN Human Rights Counsel

Look, it's the Useless Nations. I'll give you President Obama outlawing torture probably had everything to with it. But what does that mean with Saudi Arabia, China, Sudan and Cuba in there, as well? Do you know about their human rights violations? No? Check it out if you dare.It's a farce. Bush had it right in not dealing with these terrorist-appeasing hypocrites. But of course, Obama has to reverse that, too and show us all, once again, how he wants to show America as weak and placating a la Jimmy Carter. You wanted a second term of Smiling Jimmy America. You got it!

Palin to Release Memoirs

The Alaska governor will release memoirs next year, finally telling her side of the 2008 presidential campaign season and how she was treated by the liberal media establishment.

Of course, she'll be labeled as a liar, a whiner and right-wing "extremist" (as all true patriots have been by Janet Napolitano recently) by the liberal, conservative-hating MSM. Again, why do they fear her if she's such a non-factor? You can bet your bottom dollar, the intolerant left, starting with Keith Olberloon, will try to smear her good name and conservative principles. Call her names like petulant children: dimwit, bimbo, stupid, racist, hater, and of course, extremist-you know, all that good stuff.

I do have a sneaking suspicion that she'll insult the left (simply by by just revealing the truth about their mean-spirited lies and distortions) and all those media types therein, but with a class and stoicism that will make Olberloon, Chris Tingle, Madcow and all the rest scratching their heads and running for their nearest thesaurus. In their hate-filled minds, they have to destroy her. They don't know much in their delusional world, but they do know her star still shines bright and she's a threat to their self-indulgent, self-righteous existence.

*Unfortunately this report came from the Associated Press, so you know they had to get their jabs in.

"Palin declined to name any specific misunderstandings and avoided detailed comments about her family, her political aspirations or about the divide in the Republican Party between moderates and conservatives, a divide her vice presidential run helped widen." She in fact brought more conservative votes to the ticket than McCain could have ever done with almost anyone else.

"Although Republicans Sen. John McCain and Palin were easily beaten by Democrats Barack Obama and Joseph Biden..." Although the popular vote was indeed a runaway for Obama/Biden, they won by an electoral vote of just over 62 million to almost 58 million votes. A percentage-point victory of only six points. Hardly a landslide and it certainly not an "easy" victory.

"Palin...said the memoir will emphasize Palin's Alaskan upbringing, and the governor will talk about her "unpretentious" lifestyle." Unpretentious in quotes, like it's hard to believe.

Anything the liberal establishment can do to cast doubt her intellect, huh? You'd almost miss it if it were any more subtle.

This is a distinct possibilty of the down side of redactment, or simply soldiers wanting to finish their mission, along with their brothers in arms and not getting the rest and relaxation that they require on a regular basis that long-term tour of duty soldiers need.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Sykes Wishes Limbaugh Dead, Obama Laughs

So wishing that socialist policies fail is treason, yet wishing somebody dead is fine. So thinks the President of the United States. Comedian (and I use that term very loosely) Wanda Sykes, whom I never found funny anyway, said she wishes conservative radio-host, Rush Limbaugh's kidneys would fail and that he would die. She said he's treasonous for hoping "America fails."

Once again, a loonie liberal has taken a media-induced lie and ran with it, facilitating a historical fallacy that the MSM wantonly will not correct. Not only is wishing a socialist policy that will ruin the nation not treason, it is good logic. But even if Limbaugh did in fact mean to say he wished Obama, and by extension, America, fails, how is that worse than Sykes publicly stating she wishes another American (or another person in general) dead any better? Did Limbaugh once say that he wished the president dead? No. Not once.

But even worse than that was President Obama had the biggest, wide-grinned laugh for all to see. How many members of the media establishment will write or even care about that one? How about less than none? In fact this little soiree known as the White House Press Association dinner (a Washington tradition since 1920) got a room full of laughs from all the network, cable and print representatives. Nobody after it was over questioned her comments or motives for them. Of course, she's a "comedian," remember, so she gets a pass. Can the same be said for Michael Richard's racist-induced tirade? Or Sandra Bernhardt's disgusting comment about Gov. Sarah Palin being gang-raped. Richards career is over because he insulted blacks. Bernhardt insulted a white Republican, so no big deal. If Sykes was white, nevermind that her audience of press-core members are 90% liberal, would she be labeled a racist? If she were a conservative she would be. You can take that to the bank.

As the Washington Post's Robert Leiby reports, no one was safe from Obama's quips. Not Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton,

"The minute she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and said I should go down there myself," referring to the recent Swine Flu paranoia.

Not Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel,"This is a tough holiday for Rahm. He's not used to saying the word 'day' after 'mother," of course referencing Emanuel's penchant for expletives.

Not even himself, acknowledging that he is a media darling,"During the second 100 days, we will design, build and open a library dedicated to my first 100 days. My next 100 days will be so successful, I will complete them in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest."

Sykes wasn't finished with Limbaugh, as she even made reference to his well-publicized addiction to Oxycontin, yet no mention of the President's former cocaine habit.

"...I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight."

She then said he should be water-boarded for good measure.

"Rush Limbaugh, I hope the country fails, I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a good water-boarding, that's what he needs."

Class, all the way. Normally, I'd write about now I would ask where's the outrage from the Obama-loving, hypocritical press, but I guess they were too busy laughing along.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Man Detained by Police for Displaying Patriotic Bumper Sticker

The radical lef,t in their war on freedom have claimed their first victim. A real victim, not like the false attention-seeking whackos like those who hold a majority in the United States Senate and power in Hollywood.

Because of Janet Napolitano's hate-filled screed of anything right-wing, now patriotic, freedom-lovers everywhere are under watch by her "blueshirts." That being the nation's State police forces and FBI now under her and Eric Holder's command. Coming soon, Obama Youth and National Secret Police. Gestapo anyone? Not anytime in Bush's eight years as president did he have anyone under him with the power to harass and/or arrest a private citizen that excorcised their freedon of speech and liberty.

What ever happened to that "state of emergency" Bush was supposed to use to stay in power?

Friday, May 08, 2009

More Dangerous Placating to Islamists from the U.N.

When is the world going to learn? Everyone from the current president of the United States to the United Nations thinks that if we're nice to them and just give them what they want, they'll learn to like us and end their fascist, evil ways. And this garbage is being sunk into the brains of the impressionable youth that occupy North America's colleges, universities and high schools. Even after multitudes of independent and alternative media sources showing the despicable and unmistakable evil deeds of these zealots, wahabbists that are teaching American, Canadian and English students still maintain that their rape torture and murder is justified. It hasn't gotten them anywhere in the 30 years since the Islamic Revolution and the Iranian hostage taking of 1979, but they and their followers (including those same wahabbists) seem to think so.

They fall back on imagined American imperialism, dictatorship-like administrations and bias and ignorant media to manipulate the young and impressionable. The Lebanon-Israeli war of 2006 showed us all we need to know about that, what with the AP's repeated "Fauxtography" scandals and whatnot.Hitchens may be an atheist (or whatever he's being labeled as these days) but in the areas of politics and educating the unabashedly ignorant, he knows what he's talking about.

When a liberal says, "I think you should moderate," it actually means, "think like us." Just like when they say, "You're entitled to your opinion and we respect that." It only means if you agree with them.

By the way, did you happen to catch this?

Cheney: "...there are two documents in particular that I personally have read and know about that are still classified in that National Archives. I’d ask that they be de-classified, I made that request over a month ago on March 31st. What those documents show is the success, especially of the interrogation program in terms of what it produced by way of intelligence that let us track down members of Al-Qaeda and disrupt their plans and plots to strike the United States. It’s all there in black and white. It is work that was done by the Central Intelligence Agency after several years of experience with these programs. It demonstrates conclusively the worth of those programs. As I say, I’ve asked the Administration to de-classify them and so far they have not.Hennen: Yeah, they have selectively have released these memos (which is very interesting, given their past criticisms as well about politicizing intelligence) because clearly, that is what they are doing here. Now they have said, “the President was asked about this during the 100 Day Press Conference the other day, and he said that basically he had read the memos, and basically that he believes we could have gotten this information in other ways, in ways that were consistent with our values and ways that were consistent with who we are.” What is your response to that?Cheney: Well, I don’t believe that’s true. That assumes that we didn’t try other ways, and in fact we did. We resorted, for example, to waterboarding, which is the source of much of the controversy ... with only three individuals. In those cases, it was only after we’d gone through all the other steps of the process. The way the whole program was set up was very careful, to use other methods and only to resort to the enhanced techniques in those special circumstances.Hennen: Three individuals, right?Cheney: In the waterboarding in particular — which has been the most controversial — was a total of three individuals. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed being the number one. Of course he was the guy who planned and carried out the attacks on 9/11, which killed 3,000 Americans."

Did you get that? Three people were waterboarded. Three! Libs, get a grip, get a life, get a clue!

And about that absurd claim, (because everybody knows that the DNC is not a bunch of George Soros, MoveOn.org-loving zealots-wooo) if the GOP has gone so far to the right, why did they nominate John McCain?

It's Time for That Bombing Run

We Got You Now, Blinky!

So, Speaker of the House, Nancy "Blinky" Pelosi was in on it, eh? Check out her pathetic spin.She's denying it, of course, but the truth will come out eventually, hopefully in time for the 2010 elections. Of course, you know that will be swept under the rug. An interesting development considering that the 110th/111th Congress was supposed to be the most ethical, transparent ever.

She was only briefed once? Okay, so why didn't she protest it then? Nope. Only when it became public and when her loony San Francisco constituents cried foul. Being a slave to MoveOn.org and George Soros sure has it's downside, eh Blinky?

Will Media Challenge Obama's False Claim of Creating 150,000 Jobs?

However with the recent announcement of Chrysler "merging" with the Italian car company Fiat, Obama will probably save thousands of jobs (although not 150, 000 of course) that include car parts stores, and hundreds of "trickle-down" jobs that go with those.We'll see.

Listen. I don't sweat the 60-seat, filibuster-proof Democrat Congress (assuming that Stuart Smalley-and no, people don't like you) wins his court battle against Republican incumbent, Norm Coleman. Why? Do you really think Barack Obama wants to have untethered power and have everything he wants to slide unopposed through Congress? Do you reall ythink he wants to have no one to blame but himself, so when 2012 roles around, he'll actually be in danger of being responsible for his own actions and that of his party? Not if he wants a second term, he won't.

Plus, there are still those Reagan Democrats in there, as well. They're not going to just roll over just for the sake of it. Of course, they'll take a lot of heat from Blinky Pelosi and Weasel Harry. They may even be forced out of the party. Remember Joe Lieberman?

I wouldn't sweat it.

Even Aren Spector switching parties (obviously an attempt at saving his political career, he's in big against his GOP opponent for his seat) won't make a difference, according to Spector, himself.Hey good riddance. Remember, this was the guy who came up with the "magic bullet theory."

Much Ado About Nothing

Remember S.A.R.S? How about AIDS? What about the Y2K "bug?" Hey, let's not forget Global Cooling.

This whole mass hysteria about this so-called Swine Flu is just another media-induced indoctrination seminar on how to sell pharmaceuticals. I mean, in a planet with a population of almost seven billion, there are only 236 confirmed cases of "Swine Flu." Those are not death tolls, they're confirmed cases. Some mild, some not so mild. The Minneapolis-St.Paul-based Star Tribune reports:

"WHO also reported the number of confirmed swine flu cases rose to 257 worldwide Thursday, with cases in Mexico rising to 97 from 26, with seven deaths. The WHO confirmed tally from the United States now stands at 109, with one death.Other confirmed cases include 34 in Canada, 13 in Spain, eight in Britain, three each in Germany and New Zealand, two in Israel and one each in Austria, Switzerland and the Netherlands."Yet, they still choose to use language like "pandemic."

At least there are still some with a level head.The fear-mongering of the WHO (and I'm no conspiracist, but this time I believe the World Health Organization and the pharmaceuticals are in the back pocket of the monetary elitists, whomever they may be) Like the aforementioned non-global killers, this too shall pass.