Heading To His House For Thanksgiving? Read This Before You Get Dressed

Here's the typical list of Thanksgiving-induced stressors, in no particular order: It's the official kickoff to a season of tight fitting jeans, questionable definitions of mild alcoholism, and an omnipresent tray of dessert. Your mother. Crowded airports, terrible traffic, and rental cars. Your mother. And as if that weren't enough, this year you've got the added trauma of...his mother.