It's time to be real. The world isn't looking so great at the moment. That's just the cold hard reality. The coronavirus is spreading and everyone's losing their minds. But there's always a bright side to everything. Us veterans should already understand exactly what to do.

Stuck in your house without any way to make money? That's just like a 45 & 45. Having to make do with just what little bit of toilet paper you had before the panic hoarding? Time to conserve like you're in the field. Bored out of your mind with absolutely nothing to do? Tell yourself you're going to start doing online classes before procrastinating to go play video games!

And hey! Another bright side is, from what I've seen, people are focusing on buying out all of the foods and leaving all of the beer and liquor! So, just kick back, enjoy your unofficial Quarters slip, and get down on some much-needed you time until this all blows over in… Oh… Eight weeks? Sh*t…

Anyway, here's another dose of your regularly scheduled memes – delivered to you from a "Socially distant" appropriate distance.

1. I mean, if you can’t gather the entire formation into a tightly-knit horseshoe formation; how else can you disseminate important information like keeping 6’ from anyone?