Since it was so well received last year I'm doing it again. Here's what the 2013 draft order would be if the season ended today. Picks 1-20 are decided by record. Picks 21-32 are decided by record and playoff success. Since the playoffs haven't actually been played, the picks have been placed in order of the playoff seeds (as found here). Picks 21-24 are the 5th & 6th seeds, picks 25-28 are the 3rd & 4th seeds, picks 29 & 30 are the 2nd seeds, and picks 31 & 32 are the #1 seeds. The only tiebreaker for draft order is opponent's winning percentage. If that is the same, a coin flip breaks the tie.

"We don't even need your stupid a-- that much. We can win Super Bowls with retired Kerry f------- Collins right now, and you want to be the highest paid player of all-time? F--- you." - Tical21 to Russell Wilson, 6/30/15