Posted:29th Sep 2007Your stupid boyfriend rings you up to tell you he's actually a parasitic space alien. You get a funny feeling and turn around, and then you see him standing right behind you. He eats your head.

I wish I had the ability to fly unaided by anything foreign to my body biological, mechanical, or magical, with the innate ability to control every aspect of my flight, and without significant expenditure of energy.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Posted:29th Sep 2007All food is tastey and non-fattening to you, But to all others it is extra fattening. All your friend become morbidly obese and die off one by one. Eventually you are the last person on earth.....But yer skinny

Posted:29th Sep 2007You get a short piece of rope, but it gradually grows up into a long piece of rope.

I want a nice, hot cup of tea, with chocolate biscuits.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.Water can flow, or it can Crash.Be Water My Friend.

Posted:29th Sep 2007you find some and it is super strong , it dyes everything skin, clothes all bodily hair and never washes out, it also gets stronger and stronger until you are one blob of colour.. you are also allergic to it and try to get tattooed back to your normal colour.. it doesn't work!!

I wish i had durbs' poi skills

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you