Today my friend was eating some shredded jerky and the teacher was like "Is that chew?" He said "No way nigga its jerky". So my teacher goes "Oh ok, I don't mind if you eat it, but I don't want you putting it in your lip and walking around like your packing a big ol hoss".

1. When someone fucks something up, from being too clumsy
2. Someone who is just clumsy, stupid and cant help it.

1. When someone knocks over a glass cup along with their shisha and the coal - "oh my god!!! You had to Hoss it!!
2. Someone who is constantly clumsy - "Your such a Hoss!!"
3. When it happens towards yourself - "You know when you've been Hossed!!"