This is not a martial arts website and not one of you are true martial artists.

Is it safe to say that we get more "no true Scotsman" fallacies here more than any other kind? It seems like every dipstick who loses an argument declares themselves Grand High Arbiter of What Martial Artists Are Really Like before they finish wetting their pants and leave.

Interesting. See, you're posting from the POV of the person who made the comments about Steven Seagal, but now you're doing so in the persona and writing style of the 'sister' character. See, you didn't type 'his quote' or 'he said.' You typed "my quote" and "I said."
So, your explanation that your rambling runon sentence posts are the kid bro and the more eloquent posts are the older sister are now ripped to shreds by your own stupidity.
Understand what I'm saying? If "your brother" wrote the earlier posts in the rambling style, you wouldn't jump on and say "Second, I said Seagal..." because most sisters don't run around impersonating their younger brothers on the internet.
NOW I'll go back to sleep. I didn't have time to come on here and make fun of you yesterday or earlier today because I have a job and a life. And somehow, that hasn't robbed me of the ability to spell. Or to speak English.

Originally Posted by Oni-kage

First of all, my quote about the "old movies" was meant as a joke. Second, I said Seagal wouldn't be able to use aikido to the it's maximum potential. Lastly, I never said he had a shot to win, only that he might be able to hold himself better than people expect. It's called an opinion, one that will probably never be confirmed or proven wrong. Now go back to sleep.

Interesting. See, you're posting from the POV of the person who made the comments about Steven Seagal, but now you're doing so in the persona and writing style of the 'sister' character. See, you didn't type 'his quote' or 'he said.' You typed "my quote" and "I said."
So, your explanation that your rambling runon sentence posts are the kid bro and the more eloquent posts are the older sister are now ripped to shreds by your own stupidity.
Understand what I'm saying? If "your brother" wrote the earlier posts in the rambling style, you wouldn't jump on and say "Second, I said Seagal..." because most sisters don't run around impersonating their younger brothers on the internet.
NOW I'll go back to sleep. I didn't have time to come on here and make fun of you yesterday or earlier today because I have a job and a life. And somehow, that hasn't robbed me of the ability to spell. Or to speak English.

Multiple Lack-Of-Personalities Disorder.

What goes on in oni-kage's head?
Voices, voices everywhere
and nary a mind to think.