Oh my god, this is the spider from my waking dreams. Well, that is to say, it looks like this sometimes. I'm sure I've talked about this but I'll reiterate: I see spiders at night. My eyes are wide open. It happens every few months. Sometimes it is small, sometimes huge, in different shades of black, but sometimes it's a mecha-spider, like this one. Wuggga. Get it off me! Get it off me!