BenJarvis Green Ellis? Did they make a hybrid version of Ben Watson, Jarvis Green, and Ellis Hobbs? (Via SS)

Royal escapes a few on the punt return but is eventually brought down at the 12. Cutler is back in and is welcomed back to the game with a sack. Welker with a nice return and it'll be the Pats' ball at the Broncos' 27. 1st down run loses two, 2nd run picks them back up and it'll be third and long....

Randy Moss on a screen.....TOUCHDOWN! This one is a blowout....

27-0.

Is the game still on? (Via NHZ)

Unfortunately.

"The Gillette Jump!" - Mike Tirico (Via SS)

Ugh.

10:36- The Pats are now dancing on the sidelines as the Broncos take over. Marshall with a couple of nice runs after the catch and the Broncos have it in NE territory....

Wait....Cutler is picked by Sanders. Pats ball.

Cassel to Moss for a first and there's a Bronco down. Pats ball at their own 30 and Cassel hits a wide open Welker and he traverses the sideline for a big gain.

Was that a guy dressed up as a Vikings fan? Man, those Bostonians must have really got drunk last night upon the Sawx losing....How else would you explain it? (Via JFein)

Hey, Shanahan! Put in Bubby Brister. (Via Mal)

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TOM BRADY!! (Via Anon)

Broncos pick a ball off at the goal line, but the Pats are challenging, and it looks to be incomplete. Yep...overturned.

"You don't know where that flag from Belichick has been. If I'm the ref, I let him pick it back up"- Tony Kornheiser

Cassel to Welker....TOUCHODOWN....34-0 Pats. And here comes the patented running up of the score by Belichick.

Broncos are putting together another drive, but it's more than likely going to end in a turnover. Cutler down inside the redzone, but it'll be a third down....and that's finally the end of the third.

Hey, look at that....the Broncos actually scored. It's 34-7 now and I smell a comeback!

HA!! We have a diagnosis from Dr. Kornheiser. He's going to be out from awhile. I think from now on when I quote Tony I'm going to refer to him as Dr. Kornheiser... (Via JFein)

AA - do we get some sort of bonus endurance award for making it all the way through this turd of a game?(like the ribbon you get just for finishing all the laps in the race during Field Day in Elementary School). (Via Mal)

I wish I could print out some sort of certificate for you, but I'd have to print one out for myself too because this is dreadful.

"I mean, it's a longshot."- Jaws on a Broncos comeback

Thanks for that one, Ron. I'm not even sure who's ball it is at this point but there's still 12+ minutes to go. Oh it's the Pats' ball and they're still passing. I hope Matt Cassel's head gets taken off. Oooh....it almost did just then. Faulk finally runs and Kevin Faulk has a first down at the Broncos 40.

Everyone knows the reason Brady got injured is the old Tecmo Super Bowl Syndrome... you run up the score enough, the computer gets mad and your best player gets hurt. Just ask QB Eagles. (Via Anon)

"It was too smart for me, I couldn't follow it" - Dr. Kornheiser on the Intentional Safety play of a few years ago (Via JFein)

Patriots punt and we're under nine minutes! Jaws says that Cutler shouldn't be taking shots and potentially wasting his season, and I'm inclined to agree with him. Welker dances around and he gives the Pats the ball at the 50....6 minutes to go.

"You've got to have the onions..."- Mike Tirico channeling his inner-Raftery (Via Mal)

Green-Ellis with back to back runs and the Pats are finally running the clock out. Thank God! The Pats then throw on the next play of course. I can't portray just how much I hate this team. Faulk picks up another first down....

And then follows it up with a TD! Or not....they mark him short, but the next play should be six....

Green-Ellis....TOUCHDOWN! 41-7 Pats and I'm just hoping for a fight after the game at this point.

Mike Tirico says that Hockey is an 88-game season and that comment just about sums up the night. 2-minute warning. Bill Belichick looks very proud of himself and that'll be it for me tonight. Thanks for keeping me company and I'll see you with that Emmitt video in a few.

Nice to see the Fox affiliate in NYC has their priorities in order.5 minutes into the ten oclock news,the story is about the Yankees pitcher getting arrested for DWI.At least it was after the story about the school bus crash.

AA - do we get some sort of bonus endurance award for making it all the way through this turd of a game?(like the ribbon you get just for finishing all the laps in the race during Field Day in Elementary School).

"It was too smart for me, I couldn't follow it" - Dr. Kornheiser on the Intentional Safety play of a few years ago. The premis of that was very simple, I thought, and as much as it hurts me to say this about the Hoodie, genius.

That Vikings fan WAS a Vikings fan. His name is Syd Davies. He's the guy you always see at Vikings games or on NFL Films footage. He's a Vikings season ticket holder from Winnipeg. Don't know why he was there and in full gear, but he and Moss are tight and that was evident as Randy saw him and jumped up to him like he used to do all the time in the Dome. Who knows....maybe Syd was there as a guest of Moss's.