Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls

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[Act I][SCENE THREE][CATHOLIC GIRLS]A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestantsfor the broom dance, the , baked goods, & FATHER RILEYmaking sure the lights don't go down too low...[FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:]Catholic GirlsWith a tiny little mustacheCatholic GirlsDo you know how they go?Catholic GirlsIn the Rectory BasementFather Riley's a fairyBut it don't bother MaryCatholic GirlsAt the CYOCatholic GirlsDo you know how they go?Catholic GirlsThere can be no replacementHow do they go, after the show?[JOE:]All the wayThat's the way they goEvery dayAnd none of their mamas ever seem to knowHip-Hip-HoorayFor all the class they showThere's nothing like a Catholic GirlAt the CYO When they learn to blow...[FATHER RILEY:] They're learning to blowAll the Catholic Boys![MARY:]Warren Cuccurullo...[FATHER RILEY:] Catholic Boys![MARY:]Kinda young, kinda WOW![FATHER RILEY:]Catholic Boys![MARY:]Vinnie Colaiuta...[CHORUS:]Where are they now?Did they all take The Vow?[FATHER RILEY:] Catholic Girls![WARREN:]Carmenita Scarfone![FATHER RILEY:] Catholic Girls![OFFICER BUTZIS:]Hey! She gave me VD![FATHER RILEY:]Catholic Girls![WARREN:]Toni Carbone![CHORUS:]With a tongue like a cowShe could make you go WOW![JOE:]VD vowdy vootieRight awayThat's the way they goEvery dayWhenever their mamas take them to a showMatineePass the popcorn pleaseThere's nothing like a Catholic GirlWith her hand in the boxWhen she's on her knees[LARRY:]She was on her knees,My little Catholic Girl[CHORUS:]In a little white dressCatholic GirlsThey never confessCatholic GirlsI got one for a cousinI love how they goSo send me a dozenCatholic GirlsOOOOOOH!Catholic GirlsOOOOOOH! [etc.][CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe had a girl friend named Mary.She used to go to the church club every week.They'd meet each other thereHold handsAnd thinkPure ThoughtsBut one night, at theSocial Club meeting Mary didn't show up...She was sucking cock backstage at The ArmoryIn order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...

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