Supermarket tabloid the National Enquirer got a hot scoop that those okra-sniffers at the New York Times failed to report on: The Client List star Jennifer Love Hewitt is filming scenes in the nude for season two of the Lifetime series. Here’s where I want to make a Weekly World News joke, but sadly, they don’t exist anymore; plus, American Horror Story: Asylum is coming up with weirder sh*t than Bat Boy on a weekly basis. But, yes, boobs.

When The Client List debuted on Lifetime TV, star JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT threw network execs a curve – a whole bunch of ’em! – slinking on-screen in a provocative lingerie wardrobe that helped turn her show into a smash sex-cess! But now honchos have persuaded the smokin’ hot beauty to work even MORE magic in Season 2 – by shooting NUDE scenes.

The naughty bits will be blurred a bit, but guys will still thrill to ogling the lovely Love Hewitt. And just to make sure she keeps us attentive, guys, the 33-year-old stacked-tress is working out four days a week to make sure her bod looks tight and right! (Via)

That’s one reference to O.J.’s bloody glove away from being my favorite block quote of all-time. Did anyone actually watch more than just the pilot of The Client List? I didn’t, because it seems like one of those shows that can’t possibly top what your imagination dreams up, and my imagination went WILD with The Client List.

Actually, that’s exactly how I imagined The Client List. Carry on, JLH, we can’t hardly maybe wait for season two.

Maybe if Lifetime wants to be really edgy, we may even get a small glimpse of side boob. No nipple of course. As we all know, seeing a nipple on TV will cause the collapse of Western Civilization as we know it.

Can someone who’s watched the show answer this question? Well not that question, but the one I’m about to write…Does her character really just do hand jo’s? Because that seems like sugar coating it a bit too much.

I’d be like: Yo, all this shit is illegal, bitch. And I understand if you don’t want to suck dick, but you need to add some kind of “Deluxe” to your handjobs. Stick a finger up my ass or something. I’ll pay for it.

Why would I watch this show when pr0n is free on the internet? I can see plenty of meh shaved (assumption) brunettes with big naturals doing all kinds of things with none of those things blurred out any time I want. This would be totally different if it was 1996 or Jennifer Love Lawrence.