my cat ate my dinner

My half bob cat, Comma, just snatched a piece of my chicken. He had jumped up next to me and was trying to act all cute (rolling over, meowing at me, playing with his tail) I'm assuming in hopes that I'd give him a piece of meat. He thinks he's sneaky. He kept trying to slide his paw onto my plate. No, buddy, not gunna work. I set him on the floor. A few minutes later, I turned my head to sneeze. In the few seconds it took for me to sneeze twice, he jumped back up and ran off with my chicken!
It had bacon on it. =( I'm definitely pouting.
Anyway, I figured someone would get a laugh out of this, so I hope my thieving cat lightened someone's day/night!

One of my cats is in heat and kept me awake last night. I got up and zipped her up into the pet carrier. I left a note for my husband to let her out when he got up. But when he got up she was already out. One of the other cats unzipped the carrier for her!