5 words... a Red Jumpsuit story...

A long long time ago (in a galaxy far far away), on RJA's Myspace group, there was a thread that got started...and this thread was a huge hit.
It was a story thread...
One person says 5 words...
Then the next person says 5 words...
and so on.
What's created is a ridiculously funny fictional tale about the guys.
Anyone interested?
All i'll say is that the thread back then involved buses, beavers, and amputated appendages...
Hell, i'll start the story with the beaver for old time's sake.