Blair: What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be off living your dream? Days on end in a real car with Serena?Dan: No. I'm staying here. So actually I'll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.

Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.Nate: Yup. That's why we're going to end this experiment in middle class living and then call the housekeeper to clean up.Blair: No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. You're not getting out of your job.

Serena: So you sent Ben to prison so that I could go to Constance?Lily: Well no! Of course not. But after I left the school alerted the authorities and then, I didn't know what I had set in motion until I was contacted by the D.A. and by then it was too late.Serena: What? Too late to tell the truth? So you just destroy a man's life all so that you can keep up appearances?