I don't have any predictions about this movie but I do have some fruit snack related predictions. Primarily, I predict that in the not too distant future I will find the Superman equivalent of these fruit snacks (because, of course, there is one) and I'll be so irritated at myself for prematurely blowing my bat-wad and doing a standalone blog entry instead of being patient and doing the combo. It'll be the Punisher/Daredevil Energy Shot debacle all over again.

I also lied about not having any predictions about the movie. It will be horrible. Hopefully my pissy attitude about it won't effect my enjoyment of the gummies. And with that, here are YOUR Batman v Superman Fruit Snacks!

As you can see that this (presumably variant) Batman box is very Batman-heavy. You get a good look at O'Battion and the new costume on the front. And on the back you can have your fandom questioned by way of a Batman quiz. But once you get done proving your Bat-cred you can kick back and relax with a sweet maze and then proceed to ignore the "Super Hero Scramble" - that's just work.

Let's take a look at the breakdown. Looks like we get a rare example of equal character distribution in the shapes. A logo and head for Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman respectively. I was wondering if this is the first ever Wonder Woman Fruit Snack but surely she was represented in the Cartoon Network Justice League Fruit Snacks of days past.

Regardless of her previously gummified nature (if any)
it's still good to see her rperesented. I would not have been surprised
if the box had only contained something like: "Batman," "Batman Logo,"
"Batmobile," "Batman's Boot," "Batman's Rare Collection of Bat Themed
Erotica" and "Superman." And speaking of Supes, he's here too!

And this is really the reason why I think there's a Superman version of the box. Half of the little baggies are Batman and half are Superman. So at some point I'll be in a store that's not my usual store and I'll see that horrible Superman staring at me from his box of fruit snacks and I'll clench my fists and just start screaming. So if you see that particular scenario in your favorite grocery store just take a breath and move on. That's probably what I'll end up doing.