"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe. I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near. Auditors, I'd just shoot."

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe. I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near. Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Token Pussy Kat. Doktor of Fetishes, Polymath and Polyamour, Adder of sex to the violence and violence to the sex. Breather of Flammable Fluids For the Amusement of others and the Adrenaline of herself. Purveyor of Pineapple.

Mary: Let me ask you something.[Grabs his hand]Mary: Why are you alive?John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?John Preston: What's the point of your existence?Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe. I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near. Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit

Well, just read more into it until you are happy...

'We' might eat up dada bullshit for other reasons,

~also~

Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean 'we' don'teat up dada bullshit either.

Anyway, for the statement to have any truth, you'd have to assemble a group which would respond to 'we' which may cause you difficulty in the first place around here.

And for those around here who like the dada crap, please remember that:

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All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette. The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. Patamunzo Lingananda School of Higher Spiritual Wisdom, Skokie.

So get happy, boyo, illigitame non carborundum.

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