Dustin has a rundown of the cast of Parks and Rec’s favorite moments from the show and I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying. (Uproxx)

Chris Hemsworth got handsy with wax Chris Hemsworth. Wax Chris Hemsworth doesn’t seem to pleased with the situation. (Scroll through to see some fine ass dudes rock the crap out of some gray suits.) (GoFugYourself)

Will we’re on the subject of Avengers dudes, is there a more awkward person in existence than Chris Evans? I’m really not sure. When he’s asked about Lily Collins, he basically turns into a giggly lovesick microphone-fondling 10 year old. (SocialiteLife)

We’ve spent a bit of time here trying to make sense of the Charlize Theron/abusive asshole Sean Penn relationship. Apparently it boils down to “he’s hot.” (Also, according to Tom Hardy, Charlize herself is a “an absolute nightmare.”) (Lainey)

Sofia Vergara’s ex is suing her over their frozen embryos. I imagine she would be a difficult woman to let go of, but this is beyond weird. (Celebitchy)

Jerry Seinfeld called YouTube a “giant garbage can.” He apparently said it “jokingly,” but, for the most part, he’s not wrong. (USA)

Amazon is streaming the first two seasons of Orphan Black for free this Friday. So clear your schedules. You’ve got a clone dance party to attend. (Mary Sue)

Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and John Boenher had a passive aggressive Twitter exchange over decorative pillows. It was pretty fantastic. (Zap2It)