Sabre Sword Handle Umbrella

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Sabre Sword Handle Umbrella...............

When cavalry officers were picking their weapons, they always made sure to have a sabre at their side. It was a fantastic weapon to use while on horseback - a strong blade, nice hand protection, and light enough to slash the enemy into ribbons. So loved, that even today they stand as the dress sword of choice of many armed forces. The time has come to turn this sword into a new way to chop through rain and sleet and snow. Presenting, the Sabre Sword Handle Umbrella (we're using -re instead of -er because it's fancier).

The Sabre Sword Handle Umbrella is a wonderfully elegant way to keep yourself dry. Once you hold one in your hand, you just feel a little classier. The slightly curved grip will easily let you point out the umbrella at your sprinkling foe and exclaim, "Hello, my name is your name here. You soaked my father. Prepare to die." Then pop open your Sabre Sword Handle Umbrella, and the rain will be defeated. TAKE THAT, RAIN!