John Travolta Allegedly Tried To Fellate Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping

While old accusers drop their lawsuits just in time for new ones to keep coming forward, John Travolta is now being accused of trying to blow his late Grease co-star Jeff Conaway which surprisingly ended their relationship because Hollywood has weird rules that way. Ha, but not us though, right, Photo Boy? (Don’t look me in the eye.) Page Six reports:

Travolta’s steamy Early Morning Fever session happened in the 1990s at Conaway’s home, Conaway’s former fiancée, Vikki Lizzi, told the National Enquirer.
The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.
Lizzi told the tabloid that Conaway made the claim in a suicide note he left after a failed bid to kill himself in 2006.

Conaway’s former fiance also claims Kelly Preston is well aware of how gay her husband is because the two have a contractual agreement. A contractual agreement that apparently includes conveniently sharing a Mother’s Day “video card” from John to Kelly which might as well be called, “Hey, Look How Much I Love My Wife’s Vagina Because I’m Straight And Not At All Puckering My Anus At Masseurs And Offering Them At Least $10 Grand For Gay Sex. At Least. — Call Me.”

TRAVOLTA: I know it’s late Saturday night, but your assignment is to edit together a Mother’s Day “video card” about how much I love Kelly Preston and upload it to the Internet as quickly as possible.
SLAVE: What is this.. Internet?
TRAVOLTA: Pay you no mind to that. *cracks whip* NOW EDIT, SLAVES! And if anyone needs me, I’ll be sitting over here in this chair wearing nothing but a Pharoah’s hat, so if you notice a Thetan possessing my penis and making it become engorged with a toxic space goo, I’ll need one of you to immediately evacuate it per protocol. Is that understood?
SLAVES: Yes, Commander Travolta!
TRAVOLTA: Excell- Oh, no, it’s happening already. Quick, you. No, you with the muscles. Take off your pants if you want us all to make it out of here alive. We’ve not a moment to lose!

I’m on my way out and here’s a list of my friends who have stabbed me in the back and all the shit that I know about them that I’ve kept quiet about for all these years because as fucked up as my life is, I’m better than them.

I think it was more like “The pressures of having to get a real job and career, like all the pathetic unfamous people of the world do, is proving just too much for me. P.S. Also, John Travolta once touched my wang.”

From what I know, the Travoltas did indeed treat their child for his dingaosis. We all know autism means a million different things – and using or not using the label is a moot point. That they are Scientologist matters not. Many of us try to avoid psych drugs at all costs. I have three girls on the spectrum and have never touched Risperdal, Prozac, Ritalin or any other Rx drug. Doesn’t mean I think YOU shouldn’t use them for your child – (just not as a first resort, that I’m strong about.)The fact is, seizures can kill. Kid with “autism” can have seisures. My oldest had a 4 year seizure disorder that none of the “top” neuros in your neck of the woods, Milonka, would even touch except to prescribe first dilantin then myriad other anti-seizure drugs. NOne of which stopped the seizures, by the way. Get to the CAUSE of the seizures? No, there was no interest. I had it out with Sue Klein at UH – “We’re more conservative here in Cleveland, Kim.” It wasn’t a Cleveland think – Cleveland has some of the most progressive medicine in the world, it was an “autism = untreatable” thing. Plain and simple.God bless the Travoltas and their son. And screw the docs who write our kids off.

The interviewer asked: “I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?

Fisher answered: “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”

Well, if Quantas wants to associate iesltf with the pseudo religious group Scientology, of which John Travolta is a spokesperson and representative, I for sure will not fly with this airline.VA:F [1.9.11_1134](from 0 votes)

On the one hand, it’s ‘hearsay’ from a former drug addict’s wife, who was herself an addict.
On the other hand, it’s John Travolta.
On the one hand, it was reported in the National Enquirer.
But on the other hand, it’s John Travolta.
I’m believing Jeff on this one.