This site is for communicating with the members and friends of Tenth Presbyterian Church, Philadelphia.
D. Marion Clark,
Executive Minister
Email: mclark@tenth.org

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Short List Exposed

I got it! I got a hold of the "short list" of Senior Minister candidates. You will be impressed with the "outside the box" thinking that is going into this process.

1. Charlie Manuel - Yes, it's hard to understand what he's saying, but he really knows how to get the most out of his staff.
2. Sylvester Stallone - Just imagine the electricity each Sunday morning as he bounds up the pulpit stairs.
3. Bill Cosby - If you ever heard his sermon on Noah and the Ark, you'll know why.
4. Joel Osteen - We might have a problem with presbytery, but before they could act he will have taken care of any financial worries for the church.
5. George Bush - Hey, his last name begins with "B."