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“❤ I'm Nana!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Game, Beach, Read, LJ Strawberrynana, Poker, FOOTBALL Chargers ftw!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Game tester for Sony Entertainment :3”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I MET PIKACHU! TRUE STORY! I HAVE PICTURE PROOF!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I can say that I never believed the phrase "distance makes the heart grow fonder" until now. :3”

“ALL FINAL FANTASIES, but especially FFVIII! I love simple games like Wario Ware & XX/XY. Also, I have an obsession with both watching people play & playing Survial Horror mind effing games like the Silent Hill series. & STREET FIGHTER IV UNF.”

DOSSIER: Job is to support civilians by augmenting their weapons power. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and beatings. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. Spent the next several years trying to get laid in a filthy toy store. Each sexual yeast infection was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.

Schooled in a den of thieves where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to drinking a lot and is basically doing alright.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you think you know and react to the crazy situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.

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