Westheimer tweeted almost exclusively about the concept for a week. She channels her inner bearded and tattooed hipster chef with gems like, “Artisanal Sex could certainly include a massage w/an unexpected oily substance like coconut oil or lard or even tomato sauce if you’d like.” Ooh, saucy.

According to her first tweet about artisanal sex, Westheimer seems to have coined the term to promote authentic (insert your own extension of the hipster food mentality metaphor here) sex and intimacy, rather than sex that replicates porn.

Naturally, the Twitterverse’s response to Westheimer’s term has been swift and witty. In a response to her prompt, “Are you going to have artisanal sex this wknd? Report back to me what that means to you,” Twitter users offered these treasures.