Archive for June, 2013

Most folks imagine themselves a certain way. They think they’re too fat or too skinny or too brash or uneducated and they might imagine others viewing them this way with almost no feedback. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

“Why do you come here?” Dude asked. Why do I come here…? Well… I come here because there is no other place to go. No place like this, that’s for sure. I come here because I want to learn more about myself. I want to learn who I am. This place shows me a part […]

Many folks know about transfer payments. They understand that their country is helping people everywhere but they have little idea of where that help is exactly coming from. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fuck me, don’t people understand that when the Federal Government pitches in, its really them who is pitching in?!

Most folks wouldn’t side with the Hatfields or McCoys. They may not know the tragic details of their longstanding and violent feud but what they do know is there’s more to the story than a double family set-to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about asterisks. They understand that when they notice one or more in a word its a cue to don the thinking cap which most morally uncorrupted people do not possess in order to decipher encryption designed for the wisest keeners only. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks hope the boss knows what’s what. They assume El Capitano must be aware because if he ain’t there’s gonna be some hurting followers with plenty of pain to share. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about school principals. They usually achieved good grades in school, excelled in university and then immediately began teaching and this somehow qualifies them to impart valid worldly wisdom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have done things that puzzled them. They step back in the future and wonder just what the hell they were thinking when in actual fact they are not entirely to blame on account of having cracked a cosmic egg which will not and cannot be broken in vain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know what throwing in the towel means. They are in the minority however, on account of boxing matches seldom being stopped by the fighter’s trainer, even at the risk of death. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks see something wrong. They often fret about whether they should say something to someone about that wrongdoing but no, they must not. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Obama says loose leeps sink chips an we don’t have enough for the shoulders we got so stop, Stop, STOP!

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Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...