("Please, Dan, I used to fuck guys like you in prison. Coincidentally, I used to fuck guys like you before I went to prison. The guys I fucked after I got out of prison were different from you in certain fundamental ways, but I don’t have time to get into that right now." Photo courtesy of the UFC 111: Weigh In Pics gallery on CombatLifestyle.com.)

Armpit of America? No, ladies and gentlemen, tonight New Jersey will be super classy. UFC 111 is now underway at Newark’s Prudential Center, and will culminate in two thrilling title fights: Heavyweights Frank Mir and Shane Carwin do battle for a make-believe belt, and welterweight king Georges St. Pierre tries to avoid a shock upset against massive underdog/red-eyed freakDan Hardy. Live UFC 111 results from the Spike TV prelims and pay-per-view broadcast are after the jump; refresh the page every few minutes for all the latest.

And the prelims are live, homey. Don’t be scared.

Ricardo Almeida vs. Matt BrownThey should have retitled this event "New Jersey vs. The World." Almeida is reppin’ the Garden State in this contest. Dan Miragliotta gets a callback as referee because he’s from Jersey too, but the crowd already boos his incompetent gorilla ass.

Round 1: Almeida clinches quickly and pushes Brown against the fence. He trips Brown to the mat. Brown gets to one foot, but Almeida trips him back down and latches on. Brown gets up and tries to separate. He throws some knees into Almeida’s legs, and Almeida returns with punches from the clinch. The ref separates them after a brief stalemate. Almeida shoots in again and they’re back against the fence. The crowd howls in disappointment. Brown sneaks in a knee to Almeida’s dome as he tries to get out, but Almeida is not letting go. Damn, Big Dog, this is not fighting. Dirty boxing from Almeida. Almeida botches a leg trip takedown, and Brown almost takes his back. Almeida fires some punches at the bell. 10-9 Almeida, but it was ugly as hell.

Round 2: Brown darts in. He throws a leg kick, then another which is caught by Almeida. Almeida takes him down, but Brown scoots to the cage and gets up. Almeida takes Brown down and throws down some punches before Brown springs back up again. More Wall ‘n’ Stall from Almeida. Dan breaks ‘em. Almeida catches a kick and punches Brown in the face, then takes him to the ground. Almeida takes Brown’s back. Brown gets up with Almeida latched on him. Almeida sets up a body triangle on Brown’s back. He works for the rear-naked choke and finishes it. Almeida def. Brown via submission (rear-naked choke), 3:30 of round 2

Hardy collects boos when he’s shown backstage. Come on guys, what did he ever do to you?

We get a little look at TUF 11, which premieres this Wednesday. Charley Lynch and Clayton McKinney are bros, but they have to fight each other. And that’s it. What? Who gives a fuck?

Nate Diaz vs. Rory MarkhamWhen they introduced this fight as "Middleweight," I thought it was a typo at first. But no – because Markham botched his weight cut so badly, the fight was officially agreed to as a middleweight contest. Diaz looks a little soft at his new weight, but I’ll take "a little soft" over "painfully skinny" any day. Markham gets booed. It seems like this crowd is picking somebody to hate in each match. Your tatted-up referee is Keith Peterson.

Round 1: Diaz tags Markham with a left hand counter. He clinches, but Markham throws him off. Diaz landing some great punches to open up the bout, beating Markham to the shots and dodging Rory’s. He pours on some strikes that drop Markham, then takes his back. Markham is cut under his left eye. Diaz fires some punches into the side of Markham’s head from the top. Markham turtles and the ref stops it. Total domination. Markham was never, ever in that fight.Nate Diaz def. Rory Markham via TKO, 2:47 of round 1

Nate shouts out his brother Nick as the "greatest fighter in the world." He gives mad love to Cesar Gracie, Jake Shields, Gilbert Melendez, his brother again…Dana can’t be loving all the Strikeforce love.

LMFAO @ Hardy doing the backstage interview with the red contacts.

It should go without saying, but Markham is getting fired tonight, guaranteed. Two straight first-round losses + missing weight by 7 pounds + nobody really cares about you in the first place = You’d better hope they’re hiring at Smoothie King.

They show Palhares vs. Drwal from earlier in the night. Drwal slips to the mat while throwing a teep, Palhares jumps on him and sets up a leg lock. Drwal taps, and starts screaming. Palhares held on for a little too long after the tap, and Drwal’s leg might be seriously screwed up. He finally hobbles off under his own power. Rogan doesn’t like it, and asks Palhares about it in the post-fight. Palhares apologizes, and says he was just waiting for the ref to stop him. Palhares def. Drwal via submission (leglock), 0:45 of round 1.

PPV time. Up first…

Jim Miller vs. Mark BocekMiller is a Garden Stater. Both guys are riding three-fight win streaks. Bocek vows to be the first guy to finish Miller. Wisely, Miller comes out to the ‘Sopranos’ theme song.

Round 1: Both guys try out their jab. Bocek lands a hard right, then shoots, pushing Miller against the fence. Miller has his arm around Bocek’s neck. He drops for a guillotine, but Bocek slips out. Bocek tries for a guillotine of his own, but Miller defends and they’re back on their feet, throwing knees in the clinch. They separate. Leg kick Miller, body kick Bocek. Bocek slips in another right, then shoots and slams Miller to the mat. Miller working some rubber guard and almost sets up a gogoplata, but Miller dodges it. Bocek in half-guard. Miller sets up a kimura from the bottom, and uses it to sweep Bocek on his back. Bocek looked like he really wanted to tap. Miller in Bocek’s guard. He gets some distance and throws down a hard elbow. The round ends. I’ll give it to Miller 10-9 for nearly ending the fight.

Round 2: Bocek gets a takedown early and sets up in half guard. Miller throws an elbow from his back. Bocek is leaking blood out of his forehead. Miller bucks and tries for a leglock, but Bocek rolls out of danger. Bocek gets back on top, then transitions to Miller’s back. He secures the body triangle, and has one of Miller’s arms trapped with his leg. Bocek working for the RNC. Miller doing his best to protect his neck with one arm. Bocek tries to turn Miller over and finish it, but Miller stand up and slams down. He’s not going easily. The round ends after a minute-long show of guts and heart from Miller. His cornermen are freakin’ amped.

Round 3: This round may decide the fight. Right uppercut from Miller. Leg kick Miller. Bocek shoots, Miller sprawls. They feel each other out with punches. Bocek shoots again and they jockey against the fence. Miller has an arm around Bocek’s head, and drives a knee up into Bocek’s grill. Miller trying to avoid being taken down at the end of the fight. Bocek has one leg, and tosses Miller down, but Miller pops up. Bocek still working for the takedown. He finishes a single-leg, and Miller rolls to his knees. He escapes and jumps onto Bocek’s back as the round ends. Very even round to close things out…Jim Miller def. Mark Bocek via unanimous decision (29-28 x 3)

Round 1: They clinch and start throwing knees, before landing against the fence, Saunders on the outside. Fitch twists him around. Saunders shouts after a knee that was perhaps low, but keeps fighting. Fitch takes Saunders to the mat and starts working some punches and elbows. Saunders looks pretty stuck, pressed against the cage on his back. Saunders lands a punch from the bottom. Saunders tries to set up a triangle but Fitch doesn’t fall for it. More abuse from Fitch. Saunders lands an upkick. Shots to the body from Fitch, and there’s the bell. 10-9 Fitch, grinding as expected.

Round 2: Leg kick and high kick from Fitch. Saunders tries to come in for a clinch, and Fitch pops him in the face and grabs his body. They’re on the fence again, before Fitch lifts Saunders off the ground and slams him down. Fitch goes back to smashing from the top. Hard Elbows from Fitch. Saunders stuck again. The crowd boos the lopsided beating, and Miragliotta stands them up, to Joe Rogan’s great dismay. They clinch again. Fitch working some knees, then gets an arm around Saunders’s head before the round ends. Another round for Fitch.

Round 3: Straight right from Fitch. Fitch clinches momentairly before punching out. Leg kick Fitch. Fitch clinches and throws some knees. Saunders looking for a kimura, but loses it. Dan breaks ‘em again after a lull in the action. Fitch steamrolls forward with punches before grabbing onto Saunders against the fence once again. Fitch rolls to Saunders’s back, then goes back to knees in the clinch. Fitch punches Saunders down as Ben was kicking and gets on top. Fitch with a hard elbow, then more punches. Non-stop damage from Fitch, who really wants to break his decision streak, but probably won’t due to Saunders’s toughness. Nasty elbows from Fitch cut Saunders open as the fight ends. Fitch def. Saunders via unanimous decision (30-27 x 3) No time for a post-fight interview. The crowd doesn’t seem interested anyway.

Round 1: Camoes shoots and works hard for a takedown. Pellegrino defends, but takes a knee in the gut. Camoes gets the fight to the mat with a slick little judo throw, then takes Pellegrino’s back. Pellegrino stands up, with Camoes latched on him. Camoes slips his arm under Pellegrino’s neck. Pellegrino jumps forward and drops Camoes directly on his head. Pellegrino escapes and takes Camoes’s back. Camoes escapes, moves to his back and almost locks in a triangle. Pellegrino resets in side-control. Camoes tries for a d’arce choke from the bottom but loses it. Pellegrino drops an elbow from the top. And another. Pellegrino tries some punches, then more elbows. There’s the round. Gotta give it to Pellegrino for the way it ended.

Round 2: The replay shows that Camoes’s neck should have broken when he was dropped on his head like that. Camoes shoots, Pellegrino stuffs. Pellegrino moves to Camoes’s back briefly, before they separate. Pellegrino lands a takedown and works his elbows. Pellegrino jumps to mount, and starts punching. Camoes tries to roll, then escapes to half guard. Pellegrino throwing down some light punches. Camoes tries to break free, but Pellegrino stuffs him against the fence. Camoes gets to his feet. Pellegrino with some knees before slamming Camoes back down. Pellegrino moves to Camoes’s back and sinks in the rear-naked choke. Camoes is tough, but not that tough.Pellegrino def. Camoes via submission (rear-naked choke), 4:20 of round 2

Time for some muhfuckin’ belts to be on the line, son…

Frank Mir vs. Shane Carwin (for interim heavyweight title)Mir is almost on a Fedor-level of stoic coming out to the cage. Dude is ice-cold. Lesnar is cageside, and gets booed as soon as he’s shown on the screens.

Round 1: They circle, measuring each other up. Mir comes in throwing, and Carwin ducks to shoot. Carwin pushes Mir back into the cage. Carwin throws some knees into Mir’s legs, then works some punches in the clinch. Knees and punches, alternating. It’s already the longest fight of Carwin’s career. Miragliotta breaks them. Mir lands a counterpunch as Carwin moves forward. Mir attacks with punches and they’re back against the fence. Carwin returns to his low knees. Carwin gets some space and starts jackhammering uppercuts into Frank’s face, dropping him. Carwin swarms with punches to Mir’s head. Mir tries to escape but Carwin stays on top and bashes until Mir loses consciousness.Carwin def. Mir via KO, 3:48 of round 1Shane Carwin gets a new belt and a date with Brock Lesnar. The replay shows that Carwin landed at least three point-blank punches to Mir’s head after he was clearly knocked out. Great job, Big Dan.

Uh oh, Brock’s in the cage. They shake hands then throw it to Lesnar. Brock says "it was a great fight, but he’s wearing a make-believe belt." Lesnar looks much larger than Carwin, though maybe it’s the lifts in his dress shoes.

They show the Palhares/Drwal fight again, and then a commercial for Kick Ass. WTF, am I watching Spike again? Anyway, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Georges St. Pierre vs. Dan Hardy (for welterweight title)Hardy – who comes out to British punk rock, obviously – non-chalantly tosses his bandanna to a group of fans with a home-made Dan Hardy banner. Mixed boos for the champion. What won’t New Jersey boo? GSP’s walkout music is "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G., which is a lot better than the French rap music I was expecting. Hardy gets his Billy Idol sneer on when St. Pierre enters the cage. He lip-syncs his introduction along with Bruce Buffer, and shouts "ENGLAND!!!"

Round 1: GSP throws a jab, and Hardy counters with a right hook. GSP shoots and gets his first takedown quite easily. (Before the 45 second mark, Fightpicker players.) GSP in half-guard, then moves to side control. Hardy tries to get to his feet, and GSP latches onto his back. Hardy twists out of the choke attempt, but GSP quickly slams him back down. GSP moves to mount. Hardy rolls as soon as GSP starts throwing down punches, and GSP takes Hardy’s back again. GSP snatches an armbar from the bottom, and somehow Hardy survives being totally stretched out, and escapes it. They’re back on their feet for a few seconds before the round ends. 10-9 St. Pierre.

Round 2: Rogan thinks Hardy’s arm is jacked up from that armbar. Hardy jabs. Both swing and miss. GSP shoots for a single and whips Hardy to the mat. The champ in side control. GSP elbows to the body, then the head. GSP tries to take Hardy’s back, but Hardy spins out and lands in GSP’s guard. GSP escapes to his feet. Side kick GSP. Hardy misses some punches. Leg kick GSP, then a right hand counter. Superman punch from GSP. GSP shoots and dumps Hardy on the ground. Another 10-9 round for St. Pierre.

Round 3: GSP with another easy takedown to kick off the third frame. Hardy punching from his back. GSP stands up in Hardy’s guard, slipping in shots where he can. A hard punch bounces Hardy’s head against the mat. GSP getting some distance and punishing Hardy. GSP in side control, working for a kimura. Hardy just lying there, catching his breath. GSP loses the armlock. Hardy spins out and gets to his feet for about a second before he’s back down again. The crowd boos the lack of standing and banging. GSP takes Dan Hardy’s back, but he’s too high for a choke. He uses a leg lock attempt to sweep Hardy back down as the round ends. The champ is pitching a shutout.

Round 4: GSP with another takedown and it’s back to the old grind. Again he’s on Hardy’s back. He throws a knee to Hardy’s body. Hardy scrambles but GSP sticks on him and is back in his guard, throwing down the occasional punch. GSP moves back to side control, punching to Hardy’s body. GSP grabs a kimura. It’s deep. Hardy is so close to tapping, but he is white-knuckling through it, and finally GSP loses his grip. GSP in half-guard. He spins for a leglock but runs out of time. 10-9 GSP. One more to go.

Round 5: Hardy jabs. They trade leg kicks. GSP lands a hard one and scores yet another takedown. Dan Hardy simply has no answer for St. Pierre’s shot. Hardy is latched onto GSP’s leg. GSP pulls out and takes the back. He throws a knee into Hardy’s side then pushes him back on the mat. GSP is in half-guard again, trying for another kimura. He doesn’t quite have enough leverage to finish it. Knees to the body from GSP. Another kimura attempt doesn’t pan out. Hardy desperately throws elbows from his back. GSP slams Hardy back down when he starts struggling to his feet. He drops for a leg lock as the fight ends. St. Pierre def. Hardy via unanimous decision (50-43, 50-44, 50-45)

St. Pierre says he’s not very happy with his performance, because he made some technical mistakes and couldn’t finish the fight. He apologizes to his fans, and gives it up to Dan Hardy, who "did a lot better than I did in my first title fight against Matt Hughes." Rogan asks Hardy how the hell he managed to survive the horrible-looking armbar and kimura. Hardy says there’s no quit in him and he doesn’t give up. "I don’t know the meaning of ‘tap’."

This Hamman/Wallace fight from the beginning of the night looks crazy, and will probably win Fight of the Night, but unlike Dan Hardy, I do know the meaning of "tap," and it’s time to bring this liveblog home. Thanks for keeping us company. Questions to sleep on: Is there anything left for GSP at welterweight? Who will win the Lesnar/Carwin fight? Can Nate Diaz be a threat at 170? Results of the last two undercard fights to follow…

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Momoplata- March 28, 2010 at 7:53 pm

we supposed to overlook the fact that who ever wrote the caption to the picture is a closet homo? lol

Joedirt- March 28, 2010 at 8:37 am

Cro mag... I agree that it is talent and definitely the finer points of the game. However ALL 5 rounds were the exact same, not GSP's fault... but it's like watching a playoff football game that comes to 6-3.

Cro mag- March 28, 2010 at 8:25 am

@dogpt3
If you don't like the ground game then stop watching MMA. Although stand up makes for a better spectacle, it's only one of many disciplines in MMA and if that's all a fighter has then he is not going to make it far. It makes me laugh when an "up and comer" knocks out a couple of guys and then thinks hes going to take on the world, like that dip shit Semtex, and then has absolutely no answer for what GSP is going to bring down on them.
That my friend, is a beautiful thing.

LastEmperor- March 28, 2010 at 7:52 am

Lesnar sells fights. That's all he's doing.

He is scared though. All his fans should be too.

Joedirt- March 28, 2010 at 7:07 am

GSP.... Gross Speedo Placement... I'd be a bigger fan if he just wore trunks. Gay.

Carwin... nice win....

Lesnar... is it possible to be more of a dick?! How about "congratulations on your fight I look forward to fighting you in the future".... or how about NOT GOING IN THE FUCKING CAGE AT ALL!!!! What a douche.

peckawoodd- March 28, 2010 at 5:42 am

It is now only a matter of time until we see Frank Mir go on a little extended, non-stop roadtrip to Minnesota while wearing space diapers and drinking pedialite to stay nourished druing the 18 hour long drive.

Either that or he will kill himself, seeing that he will not be fighting Brock anytime soon.

dogpt3- March 28, 2010 at 2:04 am

@robthom
all Im saying is all the other p4p fighters, Fedor, Spyder, Mousasi (IMO), finish fights and put their all into it with no holds barred. GSP doesnt even make an effort to finish fights, He literally just has the power to dominate his weight class on the ground, which is very impressive dont get me wrong, but FUCKING SNOOZE FEST after so many fights. All the other p4p's close the fight out and in Fedor and Silvas case, close it out with vicious finishes not 5 round decisions. Just saying, maybe olympic wrestling is the best road for GSP

Jubbie- March 28, 2010 at 1:35 am

I don't think you can blame him for that. GSP is basically a more aggressive/athletic version of Fitch. The biggest difference is he tries to finish the fight. It's just Hardy wouldn't tap to some sick submissions.

vengful1- March 28, 2010 at 1:19 am

GSP is such a boring fighter. He's one of the best on the planet, don't get me wrong, just boring. I give Hardy credit for not tapping, but he might as well have. He did absolutely nothing the whole fight. Congrats you got smothered for 5 rounds by GSP. Maybe you and Tiago can go out for a beer and exchange bore stories. Get it? Bore? Not war? Haha! Zing!

robthom- March 28, 2010 at 12:54 am

@pt3, you've got a tiny point.
But I suppose I'll take my P4P's smart before racy, in this example.

I've had too many P4P's shit their own pants trying to live up to some people's kids expectations.

Is there someone that you have in mind?

dogpt3- March 28, 2010 at 12:32 am

@me....true story

dogpt3- March 28, 2010 at 12:29 am

excuse me for my ignorance i am slightly inebriated and havent read a single post but is it just me or is anyone else (i am canadian) fucking sick of GSP. He is so fucking gay. Can someone that is classified as a lb for lb best fighter PLEASE FINISH A FUCKING FIGHT? This french Canadian BITCH GSP got hit clock rung by Serra (fluke) and ever since he doesnt fight to win he fights to NOT LOSE. FUCK GSP, yes he has ridiculous skill and athletic ability but every other "best pound for pound fighter" at least finishes their fights. yeah, Hardy is tough as nails and weathered some serious submission attempts but regardless the majority of the fight was just GSP dominating with gayness, he even at one point purposely went for the north south............ who the fuck wants to intentionally go for a north south? i am Canadian and I support my fellow Canadians but fuck you GSP, at the bar tonight all i saw was a bunch of wannabe faggots cheering your name because of who you are and not for what you do. Can you beat a guy for real please? I will jump back on your bandwagon as soon as you go back to knocking people out, otherwise you are just a bitch playing it safe.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 11:31 pm

Jeez, letting loose on a guard like that in MMA would be considered stupid!

I cant remember, it happened so fast. They probably broke a sweet clinch.

cecils_pupils- March 27, 2010 at 11:24 pm

I just learned on another site that Palhares got a 90-day suspension for not releasing the hold. I was in a crowded bar an didn't get to hear what he said to Rogan and if it was discussed. Sucks for Drwal - he's hurtin'. I think he shoulda released sooner, but in the heat of the moment he probably just didn't feel the tap. Either way, the NJ Commission felt he shoulda released. He's still a beast - no doubt.

And, also... btw, I said this on a previous post earlier in the week:

Two Words: CAR WIN

Cro mag- March 27, 2010 at 11:20 pm

It looked like GSP was told by Dana White to take it easy on his new Bisping, he's still working on keeping that British market interested in MMA now that the "Count" cant be counted on anymore.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 11:17 pm

This dude laying back waiting for 15 rounds?!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 11:15 pm

Oh gooly ghaaly!

I've been tricked into watching Abraham vs. Dirrell?!

This is our comp?!

Clinch-Smash- March 27, 2010 at 11:09 pm

WAR CARWIN, now can he finally get some respect, i was still so happy half way throught the GSP fight that i didn't even care it was boring, frank can(but probly will not) shut his mouth. i think that the best part is that he got KTFO and lost his dream of getting his ass kicked by Cock again. There really is only one person that can beat him(Cock) at HW and that is Carwin. Can't wait.

And now on the lighter side.

Interview with NJ bystander at the fight, ( you MUST stay this in a NJ accent in your head)

JR-"so what do you enjoy outside of watching UFC"?

NJ Douche " eatin' Cannoli's and beatin' up queers' "

iDestroy- March 27, 2010 at 11:02 pm

@cecils pupils

Thanks man. I'm glad they showed his fight. I was pissed when they put him on the undercard. The world needs to see more of him.

How did they not give him SOTN? I like Pelligrino, but come on.

BTW, thanks to mcreadyshack for bein the only one to have my back during the whole "who should fight Anderson" thing.

cecils_pupils- March 27, 2010 at 10:50 pm

Okay so I haven't been following he threads at all. But I do wanna say - to iDestroy and anyone else who cares, that your boy Rossimor Palhares (sp?) is a beast. Props to him... and to you, sir. :)

rlh61- March 27, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Dan Hardy earned my respect...no more shit-talking about the Brits. That's one tough SOB. I don't buy into the 'tapping is for bitches' mentality, but he's one tough mofo. Sick arm-bar followed up by a vomit-inducing kimura and he still doesn't tap. Cast-iron bastard...that is all.

dranokills- March 27, 2010 at 10:42 pm

I think You are complete fucking dumbass harry russo.
I think you should go visit other forums cause you obviously don't know your ass from your elbow.

MaxTheLimit- March 27, 2010 at 10:36 pm

Can't believe Hardy didn't tap. Man is made out of elastic.

Of all the revelations tonight the two most obvious is that GSP has nothing left to do at WW, and Carwin is a legitimate challenger to Brock.

Look forward to the next two big PPV events!

Goog- March 27, 2010 at 10:30 pm

@ iDestroy

Truth be told, I used to hate GSP more than anyone. I was thrilled when Hughes tapped him and half sick when he won. But he's taken his losses, been pretty humble about it, and put in his time to become better. He's not a gas bag like Mir running his mouth and making excuses. I really just admire his work ethic and that he's well dressed and sounds educated when in front of the the camera... not like some dropout rapper with his hat crooked and spouting excuses and empty threats. He bows and shows respect to opponents and is confident. I have no problem with that. I honestly just wish more fighters treated the sport like he does. As for him personally, I obviously don't know him nor care much about it outside his fighting.

iDestroy- March 27, 2010 at 10:19 pm

@goog

You're right . I still like you. You were just expressing your opinion, and luckily we live in the greatest country on God's green earth and we're allowed to do things like that without being shot.

I just really hate GSP and I let my hatred of him get the better of me to the point where I hate everyone who doesn't hate him and for this I apologise.

But what about Palhares? HUH? HUH?

BLEEDTHESKY666- March 27, 2010 at 10:16 pm

Fights were alright, but the Refs were fucking terrible. I mean Mirgliata was seriously starring at Mir as Carwin landed 5 unnecessary punches which I'm sure cost Mir a shit load of lost brain cells. Then Rousimar Palhares totally fucked up Tomasz Drwal ankle. Ya, he's a dick for holding on as long as he did, but it's the Ref's job to pull him off. Best Fight: Pellegrino Vs Camoes . Best Moment: Brock Lesnar showing he's still a cocky douche even though he almost died.

Goog- March 27, 2010 at 10:08 pm

@iDestroy

It's okay... you can still like me. My point isn't to say Gracie's suck, it was to illustrate that GSP isn't the only one who goes back to the same bag of tricks. Really... who doesn't do that? Rampage will eat 100 leg kicks trying to strike. Brock will wrestle. Anderson will strike... if he's in the mood to even fight. Hughes wrestles. Demian Maia jumps on his back. So what? I guess I just don't find wrestling as boring as some people. But the truth is these guys walk to the ring and outside a few like Diego Sanchez who'll hustle on the ground OR standing, you kinda know what to expect.

Harry Russo- March 27, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Georges would rather get cream pied in the asshole than fight. He sucks and is boring.

KingZipperhed- March 27, 2010 at 10:02 pm

hardys fuckin rubber man glad he didnt tap out needed a decision for the fight picker

iDestroy- March 27, 2010 at 9:57 pm

@goog

I used to like you. GSP is an outstanding wrestler and that's it. Well rounded I hear folks say. So outstruck Matt Hughes. He's submitted who? Hughes. After kicking him in the head. Big deal. He couldn't finish Dan Hardy. DAN HARDY. Most of you said he wouldn't make it out of the first round . Stop giving him credit, and start taking it from GSP. He's the champ and Hardy didn't even deserve his shot right? He's a wrestler and nothing else. At least the Gracies and their BJJ finish people they are expected to. (Rolles doesn't count)

dranokills- March 27, 2010 at 9:54 pm

I gotta say, first of all the stupid hardy fans from before tonight sure showed the world....that Hardy wasn't even in the same league, and he didn't really deserve to be there, and he got raped for it.
With that said Hardy paid for his arrogance, BUT I have to admit even if I don't like his stupid mouth and his dumbass over the top antics, Hardy is a "MAN". He took 2 submitting moves and didn't tap. That takes guts, and huge balls. He doesn't know the word TAP.
He is the definition of "tapping is for pussy's". I hate to admit it, but in this lose he has gained me as a fan now. I won't ever like his attitude but his next fight, no matter who it is, I am picking Dan hardy.

CUNTS- March 27, 2010 at 9:53 pm

GSP should just do Grapplers Quest, or The Worlds in Long Beach. No one bitches out the gracie's because they where exciting. Oh and I will watch Money Mayweather over GSP any fucking...CUNTS!

fightfan- March 27, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Sure I want impressed with GSP.....but how bad is Hardy then.....???? He let another man in his pajamas rape him for 25 STRAIGHT MINUTES.

It is up to the challenger to take teh belt from the champ. I want to see the compustrike stats on Hardy....I am gonna guess that he landed about 8 strkes the entire fight, with MAYBE 1 power strike. And people want to rag on GSP.

GSP "earned" his. He used to fight wilder and beat the piss outta people. Now, he just wants to go another few years without losing a round. I dont seee anything wrong with that.

If Dan would of took chances..he would of got KTFO, plain and simple. SO why arent we raggin on how pothetic Hardy was???

fightfan- March 27, 2010 at 9:48 pm

Mir=FAIL

Just in general.

I forget who said this earlier....BUT I love it.

Now we are going to have to hear Mir talk about breaking Carwin's neck and killing him for a couple years!!! I cant wait to hear him whine next. Mir is such a joke....for someone that talks so much and thinks he is so good, its just embarrassing.

Goog- March 27, 2010 at 9:45 pm

A win is a win. A dominating win again here for GSP. Who cares how? Instead of bitching about him playing to his strengths, go buy a boxing PPV or watch some free kickboxing. Or go to YouTube and search for "knockouts" and just click on 10 second highlights until you get your fill. No one bitched about Gracie with "Here we go.... fucking jiu jitsu again. Zzzzzzzz....". Hardy's a tool and tough or not, I'd hate seeing him as a champ with his novelty contacts and accented shit-talking. GSP is the epitome of hard work and a good face for MMA and as long as he continues to outwork other guys, you gotta respect his record.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 9:43 pm

Montana>> we'll see how it shakes out. I have no idea. good luck.

DangadaDang- March 27, 2010 at 9:43 pm

Frank Mir is the male equivalent of a drunken make out slut at a frat party. He'll talk a good game, but put a little pressure on him and all of a sudden he has better places to be

CUNTS- March 27, 2010 at 9:40 pm

GSP wrestles his way to another victory. BORING!!!! Its a championship fight. Why does GSP even train in striking? GSP = gay mma fighter

iDestroy- March 27, 2010 at 9:35 pm

Another patented blanket attack by GSP. Awesome. Shields v. Mayhem was more exciting than this crap. What a faggot. A million other WWs would have finished Dan Hardy.

On the other hand, my boy Palhares killed! Watch out Anderson!

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 9:35 pm

ok, i like dan hardy. good luck in the future, dude.

Plagues- March 27, 2010 at 9:33 pm

How the fuck did Hardy not tap in that shit? Incredible. Hardy held in there but just isn't on the same level as GSP.

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 9:33 pm

Hey Rex if you picked mir right and alemeda and gsp rounds I'll think you knocked me out of the top ten and passed me in the monthly standings

cloiselle- March 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm

FUCK GSP. I will not pay for another ppv with him on it, if i wanted to watch wrestling I'd buy a wrestling ppv.

rM- March 27, 2010 at 9:32 pm

Pissed, found a site with a stream, they had a transparency over the video and didn't allow a scroll down. A simple zoom out fixed that, then a firebug to drop the transparency - admin locked the video channel out going into the 4th round!

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 9:31 pm

50-43? lulz

fatbellyfrank- March 27, 2010 at 9:31 pm

And there ends the clinic from Professor St Pierre, although props to Hardy. most normal humans would on the way to the emergency room with their arm on a tray beside them

Grease Me up Woman- March 27, 2010 at 9:31 pm

Its ridiculous how good GSP is but im sorry his fights are so boring. How many decisions do we need to see out of one champ? Even if he is pitching shut outs he should have been ground and pounding this guy into happy dreams. Props to dan hardy and his boneless arms though.

513- March 27, 2010 at 9:27 pm

Go Ken Shamrock !!11

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 9:26 pm

have to lol a little @ hardy's mohawk, the more he gets beat the flatter it goes video game style

Last_emperor- March 27, 2010 at 9:26 pm

hardy is literally getting raped

Taintimus- March 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm

don't wanna see this go to a decision. obvious who the winner is so far

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 9:23 pm

GSP gave up that kimura for some reason. Hardy did not escape it.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 9:22 pm

that kimura = holy shit

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 9:22 pm

I'll the give the guy credit for having an unbreakable arm

Dmonicideals- March 27, 2010 at 9:22 pm

GSP is too nice, he should have crippld the stubborn prick.

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 9:20 pm

It's fun watching someone toy with their opponent. When Georges wants you on the ground...you go down.

It's time for Georges to move up. There's no one left in the UFC for him to fight at 170. Nick Diaz and Jake Shields are the only guys I'd like to see him fight and I think he'd handle both easily.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:17 pm

Hardy did good!

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm

he's gassed, watch the breathing

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm

Zazz!!!!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:15 pm

elbows!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:14 pm

Stand up!!!

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 9:12 pm

3rd round...Georges will finish this one off here so he has plenty of time to get ready for the afterparty.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:07 pm

GSP should be asserting much more IMO.

Taintimus- March 27, 2010 at 9:07 pm

wow! props to hardy on getting out of that armbar

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 9:06 pm

It's not easy fighting a man in his underwear...

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 9:06 pm

I can't believe Hardy didn't tap. I always liked him before (especially after the clownstomping he gave Marcus Davis), but I got a little more respect for him after that...damn!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Billion to one/ GSP!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Climbing all over his ass.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:03 pm

Limey is hanging in! IMO!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:02 pm

Oh gosh, we got our boxing fans!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Wow, Hardy looks so bigger!

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm

takedown in :45....check.

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm

@robthom
The Jersey folk will cheer for anyone who looks like they came right out of a nightclub. They'd shit themselves if Jorge Gurgel was on the card.

Last_emperor- March 27, 2010 at 8:58 pm

did u guys see gsp spit vaseline all over himself?

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 8:57 pm

Remember when people thought Alves's standup would give Georges trouble? Yeah, this fight will be way worse.

@mt59801
Which Wanderlei face smasher would you compare this one to? I'm going w/ Silva/Kondo.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 8:56 pm

Didn't know there where so many canucks in JZ?!

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 8:54 pm

Going by entrance music, i should be pulling for Hardy. But i'm hugging Rush's nuts forever.

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 8:52 pm

These gsp fights are like watching the W. Silva in his PRIDE days. Top tier fighter vs another meh opponent. Poor bastard, let the clinic begin

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 8:52 pm

He's got knots.

Theres never any telling in this game.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Whut a bung!

fightfan- March 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Hardy.....Dan Hardy...Now calling Dan Hardy.....

Please make your way to the Octagon for your schooling also. Stop Mir on his way back to lockers and ask for some advice on how not to look dumb

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 8:49 pm

450 pounds?

At least we'll get that figured.

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 8:49 pm

and I got GSP in the 3rd. He'll leg hump Hardy for two rounds before turning up da riddum and finishing him in the 3rd.

fightfan- March 27, 2010 at 8:48 pm

Congrats Mir. you just got schooled...son

Too bad he didnt just spend as little as 1/5 of his time doing things other than talking out his ass just so he can hear himself talk and convince himself he is good

danomite- March 27, 2010 at 8:48 pm

seriously though, how can we get mirgliotta fired? carwin was just punching on a piece of meat while he just sat there and watched. does he not realize that it's not good for human beings to get take dozens of unanswered cinder blocks to the head?

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 8:46 pm

A mohawk?!

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 8:46 pm

@fightfan

I really hope we won't have to hear 2 years worth of Mir talking about 'ending Carwin's career' now.

Hamburger meat again!!!! He is backstage crying. Brock, Brock, wah, wah.... I love it> Cant wait to hear what horseshit he now spews. So sad when you envy , obsess, and stalk nonstop for a year....just to have it end like that. Great job Mir.

Where was your honor and martial arts spirit horseshit. I ddnt see him congradulate Carwin.

I hope Mir just goes away. BUT, he will spend MORE time running his mouth to ANYONE and EVERYONE that will interview him.....instead of mayeb taking that foot out of his mouth and just train harder.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 8:44 pm

i'm a fucking dambass that picked that Mir/Carwin would last more than one round five fucking times.

Fuck.

nicer- March 27, 2010 at 8:40 pm

sit the fuck dowwwwnnnn mir!

Last_emperor- March 27, 2010 at 8:40 pm

they've used this fight twice now to fill in time, how sad

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 8:40 pm

I too hope brock is the first man to die in the octogon, then I hope the crowd sets him on fire, then we'll let mir "get on his wife"

Plagues- March 27, 2010 at 8:40 pm

Jesus Mir can't take a punch for shit. Granted I would have been in fucking tears if I even had to stand anywhere near Carwin if he was angry at me but shit. Mir does this for a living.

Last_emperor- March 27, 2010 at 8:39 pm

wtf is this garbage fight now? WTF?

GrimJack- March 27, 2010 at 8:38 pm

CARWIN by beat down!!!

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Nice taint tickler there Lesnar.

danomite- March 27, 2010 at 8:38 pm

if carwin's 6'5" then is brock 6'10"???

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Dear Brock "Giant Asshole" Lesnar,

That appears to be a tangible belt around Shane Carwin's waist. How does it feel to be three hundred pounds of idiot with dumbass facial hair?

"A real veteran" is almost equal to "he's a thinker" these fancy new days.

Payday- March 27, 2010 at 8:04 pm

john Fitch has been training with Clay Guida...it shows.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 8:01 pm

You know how we can tell that Jon Jones is an elite athlete?

Robocop Didnt Tap- March 27, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Jon Fitch...your Delta Tau name is...Wet Blanket.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:59 pm

Ooooweee!
I guess if I was still pullin that kind of blonde poo I'd keep on pretending to be a contender too!

Yeah, I'll be fighting for the title next week bitch.

(secretly prepares VHS tape of UFC 52)

513- March 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm

Sauders going to heel hook last 20 sec watch

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 7:56 pm

whatever he's been landing at will

Last_emperor- March 27, 2010 at 7:54 pm

and the award to the boringest fighter in the world goes to Jon homo fitch

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:50 pm

= USA, USA!!!!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:47 pm

Well, Saunders probably wont get fired like cab did since he's a tuf winner.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Oh great, this is going as unsophisticated as can be expected.

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Watch out Ben... He's got razor wire on his ankle.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:36 pm

I wonder if Saunders has had a mir conniption to posses him to take a fitch fight a week out.

Just throwing your ass in the fire didn't work for Cabbage against AA.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Anyone who needs a good stream should come hang out. Bring beer.

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 7:34 pm

Did Fitch just say Saunders was a long fighter? He He He

513- March 27, 2010 at 7:34 pm

Meh. I wanted Brown to win -_-

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 7:34 pm

Yeah, the last five seconds of Round 2 i was thinking Miller had the eye of the tiger. Then he eked out a decision.

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 7:33 pm

Fuckin' Brad Pitt

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 7:33 pm

we have great streams here in MT you should watch a river runs through it

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 7:32 pm

Miller my man.

dugmouth- March 27, 2010 at 7:30 pm

damn...hold on miller, dont mess up my fightpicker!! get 'em miller!!

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 7:29 pm

davysehar smells like a UFC rat. only been a member for an hour, No cheese here fella.

davysehar- March 27, 2010 at 7:25 pm

anyone found a good stream? i can only find one in spanish, and its cutting in and out.

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 7:25 pm

wheeew!! That ginger had me sweatin' for a Min.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 7:24 pm

fuck i think i just became a jim miller fan!

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 7:23 pm

just lost my stream :(

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 7:22 pm

has anyone ever hit a gogo in the UFC? i don't remember there being one...

theberserker- March 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm

I just watched the preliminary fights on Spike. Good stuff from Almeida and Nate Diaz. I think that Fitch will take the fight with Saunders by his famous uniamous decision method. Miller will probably beat Bocek. Pellegrino falls to Camoes by TKO. Mir wins over Carwin by a submission. And, for the "real" title belt at Welterweight we will see GSP win over Hardy by a uniamous decision.

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm

bullshit he tapped!

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 7:12 pm

robthom>> that may be the funniest thing you've ever posted. well played, sir.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:09 pm

^^
That would be fun.

(Except for the whole getting MMA banned again part)

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 7:06 pm

I would love to have a PPV where rogan and goldberg are replaced by the diaz brothers

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Buffed ass marham should bury his head in shame getting whooped on by a shrimp like Nate Diaz.

While we're throwing out random topics;
Steve Mazagatti is the most dangerous man in MMA period. As soon as he steps into the ring all bets are off

lobsterarmcrank- March 27, 2010 at 6:59 pm

ReX13: yes, you never know when your opponent will pull a CB on you.

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 6:59 pm

whatever he can whip out in the least amount of time.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Almeida has a pretty good record.
A split L to Cote when Cote is at his best aint so bad.

Might be an upside there.

(I'm a bit behind on DVR)

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 6:57 pm

porn style or MMA style?

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 6:55 pm

if you continue to crank a sub, should the ref be able to blast you one on the chin?

Discuss.

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 6:54 pm

I like mir and carwin and I think they both deserve a shoct a the penis chested moron but mir does have the bat-shit crazy factor going, but he also thinks he can take a punch which didn't work p-chestie and won't work any better with carwin.

T_Durden- March 27, 2010 at 6:52 pm

I dropped the ball and only filled out one pool this time around and sure enough I'm 3 for 3. Fuck.

Half Amazing- March 27, 2010 at 6:48 pm

Nate looked great at 170, I hate when dudes don't make weight. I'm glad Nate kicked his ass.

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:47 pm

^is that supposed to be a question?

MKO- March 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Fuck damn Nate Diaz?

TheRealKadumel- March 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm

YES!!!! God that was awesome Nate looked so fucking good!

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 6:40 pm

wow, nate diaz wasn't a douche after he won. Maybe the move up to 170 is good for his personality...

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:40 pm

YESSSSS!!!!! war nate!

theDopeMan- March 27, 2010 at 6:40 pm

any other links

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 6:38 pm

Diaz Yeah!

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 6:37 pm

Why does mir have his chin shoved in the air like he thinks he's cute, or is trying to convince himself he's cute enough to win this fight?!

Fuck you for being two for two! Which pool? Hopefully not the iPad one.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 6:27 pm

GSP is the most adorable little wigger moppet ever IMO.

The only guy who has worn it well since the Beasties.

FowlBeast- March 27, 2010 at 6:27 pm

With Palhares & Almeida, I'm 2 for 2 so far on the Picker.

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 6:24 pm

Damn, they booed the shit out of Hardy's ass!
He was only on screen for 5 seconds.

They're all doing the fist pump!

(And they say stereotypes are dead)

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 6:19 pm

damm you brown for fucking up a possible trifecta...so much for my ring rust theory

TheRealKadumel- March 27, 2010 at 6:15 pm

Palhares won? Sheeeeeet... Almeida is fucking up Matt Brown. There is already two missed picks.

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm

someone make goldberg s.t.f.u.!

TheRealKadumel- March 27, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Almeida via TKO

mt59801- March 27, 2010 at 6:11 pm

anybody find on SOP yet?

-Rousimar Palhares (this has got to be a good omen for fightpicker)
Jared Hamman
-Matt Riddle other guy DQ'd

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:10 pm

main card at 9c

TheRealKadumel- March 27, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Does it come on at 8pm or 9pm CST?

Wiskey Tango- March 27, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Looks like Rogan smoked to much pot and forgot to iron his shirt

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm

maybe submission

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:04 pm

almeida by decision

imabigfan- March 27, 2010 at 6:02 pm

and thanks

imabigfan- March 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm

anybody know about any live feeds?

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm

atdhe.net for the main card. or try channelsurfing.net

Komodo- March 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm

=WAR EVERYBODY THAT I LIKE=

whitey- March 27, 2010 at 5:59 pm

i think saunders upsets fitch

robthom- March 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm

^^
Said the handsome juwsid up gowwila.
:)

TheRealKadumel- March 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Whose is posting the streams?

ReX13- March 27, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Gym/Tan/Liveblog?

So, you're wearing yesterday's sweaty t shirt? You probably smell like sick ass, you know that? How do you plan on hooking a prime guidette/douchebagette? Jesus tittyfucking Christ, you losers probably play video games in your mom's basement, don't you? Nut the hell up: run out and buy some steroids pronto. And some AxeTM body spray.