Me: I’m just trying to SURVIVE over here. It has been a CRAZY day. The kids have all been WACKO and If it wasn’t for fear of child services or the house burning down I would have RAN AWAY!!!

BTW

Olivia has now discovered the Toilet… lovely.

Steven: At least it’s kinda raining outside, so if the house caught fire, it wouldn’t be a total loss……and hopefully it’ll take a while for her to discover the flush handle, then that’ll be her new garbage can <WhOOSH!!>……so there’s an upside!!! 🙂

Me: I’m hiding out upstairs while your two oldest are literally beating each other up and crying downstairs. Yep, it’s that kind of day, and I’m that kind of mommy.

Zoe is war crawling upstairs bawling… she is crying… “mommy, he’s being more meaner than me”