If you ever fantasized about bumping into Kate Upton somewhere, charming her with jokes about pants fires and bringing her back to your mom’s place, like I do, then these pictures are probably gonna be a disappointing snap back to reality for you too. Because as good as Kate looks here just walking down the street, as you can see, she’s also surrounded by an entourage of dudes and paparazzi everywhere she goes. Which means I guess it’s back to the more realistic Plan B: seducing Kate over Twitter. Wish me luck.