This game begins like pretty much any other game, with a manly scream and a dead body. The members of the town ran outside their houses to see a bunch of super cool people standing around a super cool corpse. The body of Super Macho Man lay on the ground in front of the town's war memorial.

Super Macho Man has died! He had the power to flex his muscles and kill everyone or something. He is too cool to be revived.