Between now and December 31st, 2011, do not open an email with the subject line “Mayan Cocksucker 2012”!!!!

I checked Snopes and it’s not a hoax, it is for like totally real I swear! My husband is a cop and he even confirmed this is real.

If you open the email it will unleash a virus that will first delete all your registries and then set your C drive on fire! Several people have already been burned alive after their C drive set their entire work station on fire. They would have lived but they tried to check their email just one more time before their computer completely melted and the flames overcame them.

Then after your C drive is completely melted, the ghost of an ancient Mayan Prince will appear, jerk off, and shoot his hot cum all over your keyboard!

Then your computer will send the virus to everyone in your Outlook address book and charge $2012.00 worth of pink and blue Crocs® on your credit card!!!!

I repeat, DO NOT OPEN AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT LINE “MAYAN COCKSUCKER 2012”

IN FACT IF YOU GET THAT EMAIL YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW OUT YOUR COMPUTER BECAUSE YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKED ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

We know this is a hoax because it is impossible for your computer to send out emails and charge your credit card after the C drive has melted. Can’t happen.

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The real question is “who wouldn’t?”
The title is so seductive, so provocative, you couldn’t help but open it. And that’s the real tragedy. Or it could had been if this virus was real but as I so diligently, and quite unselfishly, pointed out – it is a hoax.