Thursday, July 19, 2007

THE SURGEON GENERAL'S NIGHTMARE

The Surgeon General reportedThat Bush had urged he stay the courseAnd to announce if you abortedOr had protected intercourseYou’d be declared a baby killerAnd would be whipped tied to a pillar;And after whipping you’d be bonedThen taken to a pit and stoned.You’d then be shipped off to a SaudiWhere you’d be made to clean the dungIn his commode with just your tongue.If you survived this, anybodyCould tie you to a minaret…But then he woke all drenched in sweat.