Wolfenstein II: Don’t make me shoot, I’m full of chocolate!

In the messed-up, stupid-Nazis-won-the-war world of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, the USA still has sitcoms – propaganda-filled sitcoms. Yay.

Presenting Trust in Brother. This latest slice of Germericana teaches us that “Good nutrition is a matter of state security” and eating chocolate is “disgusting and dishonourable”. Look at that poor little Üter-like boy – he just wants some sweet, milky chocky sustenance. But no, not under German tyranny! We see the ‘sit’, but where’s the ‘com’?

Still, the laugh track will guide us… right?

Damn, we can’t wait to lay waste to these Nazis! Luckily, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus isn’t too far away now, releasing on October 27.