Attitude Bodysuits: Baby Steps Into Comedy

You want your baby to be noticed, adored, fawned over and respected. Don't just put them in a potato sack and send them out into the stage that is the world. Give 'em a fighting chance to make that first impression with an opening gag! When they're hosting an awards show, they'll love you for it.

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About "Terrible" Jokes

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just because YOU don't like them doesn't mean their bad! C'mon, remember your innocent days, when "Jingle Bells/Batman Smells" was as cutting edge as Louis C.K.? Jokes for little kids are a whole different thing than the latest David Cross album. Let 'em work their way up to the alternative comics, okay?

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