Blind Items from Lainey

[bold]2 days and 20 years[/bold]

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately.

My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she f-cked for sh-ts and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say she’s been cheating all over the place and all the time.

[bold]Exes & Wives[/bold]

Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy...

Comeback Kid only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails. But even though it’s been years, and she’s well moved on, Golden still has a hard time hearing Pigtails’ music. Her trainer made the mistake of playing it once when they were working out. She demanded that it be turned off immediately and never again while she’s in studio.

While Golden can’t let go of her resentment, Comeback’s wife, the PM, can’t help it either. People assume that it’s his other, more curvier ex, who makes her crazy but homemaker to homemaker, it’s actually Golden who she can’t stand, and has been overheard disparaging, unimpressed with her skills and her ideas, rolling her eyes when her name comes up.

[bold]He wants, she doesn’t[/bold]

The assumption: that in any discussion about marriage and babies, she’s the one who wants it and would have his immediately if only he’d ask. But he’s the one who wants, or at least is leaning more towards having kids, than she is. HE is the one who wants to start a family with HER. She’s resistant because of concerns about her past health, worried about what that would mean for both her, and her future children. He’s not pressing but they’ve been seeing specialists together, looking into different options, hoping to perhaps be parents within two years, even though no one seems to (want to) believe they can make it that long.

by Anonymous

reply 31

11/01/2013

Comeback Kid = Ben Affleck

Golden = Gwyneth Paltrow

PM = Jen Garner

Curvier Ex= JLo

Pigtails = Britney?

by Anonymous

reply 1

12/31/2012

I think the first one is Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, Leo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber.

by Anonymous

reply 2

12/31/2012

I think the third one is Jennifer Aniston and her fiancee Whatshisname, and her past miscarriages.

by Anonymous

reply 3

12/31/2012

Sorry but what does PM stand for?

by Anonymous

reply 4

12/31/2012

"She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is."

The Garner-Affleck one has to be either made up or about someone else. There were photos a while back of them taking one of their kids to Paltrow's house for a birthday party. Why do that if Garner can't bear to even hear Paltrow's name?

by Anonymous

reply 8

01/01/2013

Yep Kerr and Bloom are definitely fake.

[quote] How interesting how low our Toothy-Tile-era, wildly talked about bisexual Blind boy Harland Fuss chose to lay for several years. So much so, he decided to go and get married! Gosh, do you think Harland really isn't into the boys, anymore? Well, you know, certain habits die hard: See, Harland just decided—based on his continued ho-hum career performance—that he needed to amp things up a bit. And if he couldn't haul out any more blockbuster projects, he'd simply try the get-married-and-procreate path. After all, that sometimes works for fading, closeted gay stars who are looking for a tabloid leg-up with their popularity, right? Uh, not always, as poor Fey Oiled-Tush has discovered. But, we digress. Harland just hasn't been able to quash his man-on-man desires (hard as he's tried, poor thing). And what with his career hitting the back-burner 'n' all, he decided not that long ago that he'd do the domestic dance, find a chick to fake-tango with and see if he could muster back up that ol' bedroom eyes thing. Onscreen, mind you. Because the deal is (and, trust, there is a deal here, folks) that Harland's beard was promised a career-boost herself, in the arrangement. And she, like a lot of desperate wannabes in this business, bit. In fact, she chomped on the behind-the-scenes opportunity so fast, Mr. Fuss, always a more thoughtful dude than Tinseltown's used to, wondered what the hell he'd gotten himself into. But it was far too late to go back on his devil-dealing scenario. And It Ain't: John Krasinski, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry O'Connell

by Anonymous

reply 9

01/01/2013

Link, R8? I've never heard of the Afflecks hanging out with Paltrow.

by Anonymous

reply 10

01/01/2013

That Paltrow / Garner story is hardly a secret, this BI sucks

[quote] We love us a good celebrity bitch brawl, especially when it's with B+ celebrities who pretend like they are above all the Hollywood drama! That brings us to the current report that Ben Affleck's lady love, Jennifer Garner, has a huge dislike for his ex, Gwyneth Paltrow. Not being a huge fan of Gwyneth, Us Weekly says that Jen was truly the definition of pissed when she learned little Moses Martin, Gwyn's son with husband Chris Martin, was enrolled in the same school as her daughter, Violet. A source claims that the proximity to the ex-girlfriend and her family is very uncomfortable for Jen, especially when it comes to playdates with the kids. Jen had issues with Violet attending a birthday bash for Moses back in April, but then had a bigger problem when she found Moses in her own house! The source says: "After the party, Ben's mom invited Moses over to Ben and Jen's house for a playdate. Jen came home and flipped out! She was so angry at Ben's Mom for inviting them over." We can see this is clearly a jealousy issue on Jen's part and perhaps Gwyn accepted the invite to be a little snoopy. But what we want to see is how these bitches will handle their kids if they grow up and fall in loooooove! Oh, what a wedding that will be!

by Anonymous

reply 11

01/01/2013

Good guesses. Is #3 Aniston though? but what would her former "health concerns" be?

Say what you want about Lainey her site is mostly for fangurls but her blinds are good. I trust her sources more than CDAN's.

by Anonymous

reply 12

01/01/2013

No R12, her only good BI was about George Clooney/Matt Damon, all the rest is indeed for fangurlz.

by Anonymous

reply 13

01/01/2013

I only like gay blind items

by Anonymous

reply 14

01/01/2013

Same, R14.

by Anonymous

reply 15

01/01/2013

Miranda Kerr is all over the place with the kid, Orlando Bloom off doing god knows what. Look for those two to divorce in 2013.

by Anonymous

reply 16

01/01/2013

Ben was not in proximity to JLO when he was with Gwen.

by Anonymous

reply 17

01/01/2013

Pretty sure Pigtails is Britney Spears.

by Anonymous

reply 18

01/02/2013

Did the board get hacked?

by Anonymous

reply 19

01/02/2013

Well the British aily Mail has been running several very noticeable 'we ARE a happy family' articles on Orlando and Miranda, and since they are a massive PR planting dumping ground I can only assume all is NOT entirely rosy.

by Anonymous

reply 20

01/02/2013

*Daily Mail.

by Anonymous

reply 21

01/02/2013

Interesting twist?:

by Anonymous

reply 22

01/02/2013

Lainey posted blinds yesterday about two cheating Hollywood wives. I don't have a sub so can't do a main post but will post here. Someone can copy and do a main post if they want to:

Two Unfaithful Wives:

The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. The affair was intense, so intense that First Wife wanted to end her marriage and he was going to end his marriage but then her husband needed her in crisis. So she helped him recover, and as soon as he healed, she fell apart. By the time she got it together, her moment with her lover had passed. He happily reconnected with his own wife (though she has no idea) while First Wife is struggling with what would have been.

As for the Second Wife – everyone’s been speculating about her infidelity recently but they might be focusing on the wrong target. The right target isn’t a billionaire but he’s a pretty successful player too, albeit on a smaller screen. Their involvement led to an award for her, and a divorce for him. She was attracted to him because “he’s the hot geeky type like her husband”. Both insist that they never moved past suggestive texting and heavy flirting and never ended up consummating their attraction. Bullsh-t. There was at least one night and that’s why she’s so freaked out about the takedown that’s been coming to her. She’d be happy if they stayed on the current scene they’re on so long as she doesn’t get busted for this one.

PS. Everyone mentioned here is a major celebrity.

by Anonymous

reply 23

10/31/2013

First Wife: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Husband: Michael Douglas

Colleague/wife: Julianne Moore/Bart Freundlich

Second Wife: Gwyneth Paltrow

Right target: Brad Falchuk (co-creator/co-writer of "Glee")

by Anonymous

reply 24

10/31/2013

Wow. Spot-on, R16.

by Anonymous

reply 25

10/31/2013

Agree with your r24 except for Falchuck. How is he a "major celebrity"?

by Anonymous

reply 26

10/31/2013

Nobody likes Goop, why would Jennifer Garner be any different from the rest of us?

by Anonymous

reply 27

10/31/2013

I don't watch Glee and didn't know who Brad Falchuk is, but he's cute. Like she said, geek hot.

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