Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.

One of the best first season episodes. God, I miss these days when every character had their own little plotlines instead of now when you're lucky to see more than two of the main four do much in an episode... actually now that I think about it, Kyle didn't really have a plot did he? Well, this was before Kyle was even developed into the Kyle we all know and love. (That's "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig")

#1 EDITOR ON THE OFFICIAL SOUTH PARK WIKI ...working on getting back up there :)Favorite Characters: Kenny and family, Wendy, Tweek, Kevin Stoley, Mephesto, Pip (RIP)Favorite Episode: "The List" (s11e14)