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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Thursday, August 30, 2012

In keeping up with the PSY trend, I'm going to show you one of the MANY Gangnam Style parodies to hit the internets. Now, I'm a UW Husky fan through and through, but I have to admit...this Oregon Ducks video made me laugh. GO DAWGS.

Fresh off of what seemed like a pretty successful release of their latest hit "Settle Down," No Doubt has just unleashed their next single, "Push and Shove." Unfortunately, they released it on Ryan Seacrest's morning show, so thrice throughout some radio women's voice interrupts with "On Air with Ryan Seacrest World Premier." Diplo produced this latest song, and calls it a blend of 'ska, dub and reggae." Check it out for yourself below:

Today it was announced that everyone's favorite drunks will no longer be filmed stomping around Seaside Hight's for your television enjoyment. Yes, Jersey Shore has been CANCELLED. For real. I still can't believe they lasted this fucking long, but it has been confirmed that the 6th season, which airs on October 4th, will be the last.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll see the guideos and guidettes popping up here and there, getting paid to 'host' a party in Vegas or selling perfume on QVC. And now that Snooki has a baby we know it's possible for them to procreate. The future is definitely uncertain.

Geez. Lindsay Lohan has been living at the Chateau for the past couple of months. Apparently two months of mini bar, buying hotel cigarettes, room service and magazines has caught up. Homegirl needs to pay up before she can even dine there! Here's the letter Chateau wrote to her...

BREAKING NEWS!!
Looks like there's a new couple in town - Russell Brand and Ginger Spice are dating. They hung out during the Olympics and "sparks flew." Apparently they have a lot in common - including sobriety! Congrats! You two make a weird couple!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Have you heard of this new movie, "Butter"?? Apparently, it's about competitive butter sculpting...which, yes, is a real thing. The story is set in Iowa and stars Jennifer Garner (annoys me in this trailer), Olivia Wilde (who plays a stripper and wears a bad wig), Hugh Jackman, Alicia Silverstone (from Beverly Hills to Iowa), Rob Corddry (always funny), Kristen Schaal and Ty Burrell (Modern Family's Phil Dunphy). Check out the trailer below and see if you'll be spending $12 to see it...

On Saturday, the world lost one of it's most heroic figures when astronaut Neil Armstrong died at the age of 82. The first man to walk on the moon was an inspirational, intelligent and humble figure who never reveled in the limelight of his successes. He stated that his July 1969 walk on the moon was simply, "an achievement that a third of a million people had been working for a decade to accomplish."

Rest In Peace, Mr. Armstrong. Thanks for that one small step that transformed the way we explore the universe. Onward!

My friend Dana and her friend Sara bring you a monthly round up of the latest entertainment news and gossip. The best part? They're not annoying like Perez Hilton...oh snaaaaaaps. Tune in every 3rd Friday of the month! Also, you should be their next special guest, just sayin'. Check out The Real Life of Dana and Saraand WorkItLA.

In the upcoming "The Paperboy" starring Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman, Kidman had to film a scene where she pees on Efron after he is stung by a jellyfish at the beach.

Turns out, she didn't mind doing it because she thought it was in-character and showed an act of love.

She told V Magazine: “The peeing thing, I didn’t think was that weird, because I was in character. That was for the jellyfish. And for me it said so much about Charlotte. One, she’s protecting him. Two, she’s tough as nails and no one else is going to pee on this guy.

Oh dear, this isn't good. I mean, what happens in Vegas apparently doesn't stay in Vegas. Prince Harry got naked while playing strip pool with some "friends" in his Vegas hotel room over the weekend...well, one of those so-called friends took some photos. Reps for the royal family have confirmed they are Harry but have not made any more comments about them. Here are the photos - they're not that bad! Hey, at least he had fun right?! VegASS.

WHOA. This came out of NOWHERE. According to People Magazine, they started dating 6 months ago after Chad Kroeger (that's the lead singer of Nickelback) co-wrote a song with Lavigne. Here's what I have to say:

1) GROSS.
2) Avril Lavigne, your track records for the men in your life is not that great (i.e. the guy from Sum 41, Brody Jenner........geez. And now the lead singer of the most embarrassing band to ever exist.
3) Who hires the lead singer of Nickelback to help them write a song for an upcoming album?! Oh Canadians, you are too nice sometimes.

Welp, good luck! I would say this ruined your careers, but we all know that happened years ago...