Have you ever dreamed of being an Olympic athlete? I basically do every night. Sometimes, though, I think I’m kind of physically “wrong” to compete in the Olympics. Suddenly – when I was thinking that there won’t a hope for me – BBC came my way, offering a nice, funny game. By clicking at this BBC page you can plug your height and weight and discover that there is a one of you, with your own body type, who attends some competitions in London 2012.

I didn’t have any doubts at all: I would like to look like Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, or the divine Allyson Felix or Jessica Ennis, but I saw what I expected: a gymnast! Huang Shanshan and I are physically separated at birth. The only difference is that while she does the splits, I just split.