Great Moments in Irony: It’s kind of like how Cheers was last in ratings its first season and Michael Jordan was cut as a sophomore: John Gurdon, who won the Nobel Prize for physiology on medicine, was mocked in his high school report card for wanting to become a scientist. Here’s the excerpt. [Boing Boing]

Coffee, Irregular: We weren’t necessarily jonesing for new cups of joe, but Cool Material’s list of “13 Coffees You Never Knew Existed” is surprisingly, you know, [Cool Material]

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can Lose:Friday Night Lights creator Peter Berg sent the Romney campaign a cease-and-desist letter for using his series’ famous catch phrase, stating, “Your politics and campaign are clearly not aligned with the themes we portrayed in our series.” [Vulture]