The Shortlist for Sept. 29

Jessica Alba says the darndest things. And by "darndest," we mean most detailed when it comes to the birthing process. Speaking to OK!, Jessica shared: "When I delivered Haven she was born still inside the amniotic sac, which is rare. The doctor grabbed the nurse and said: 'Look at this!' I was in the middle of pushing and he told me to hold on a minute and not to push! He was wearing basketball shorts and a T-shirt and said: 'Oh I have to get my scrubs on for this!' The sac burst on its own after she came out. It was a trip." Huh. Sounds like a cross between "Alien" and a Judd Apatow flick, but maybe that's just us. (Celebitchy)