So basically, if you want a set of Kobe Bryant’s old shoes, you’ll have to fork over just shy of 500 bucks. We totally understand if that’s not going to be doable, but there is really good news if you only have, let’s say, $220 to drop on new footwear. That’s right, kids. These ZO2 slides are only 220 bucks.

Yup, that’s $220 for a pair of sandals that were likely pieced together by a six-year-old kid in Vietnam for pennies. Now the only question is, “Are you dumb enough to buy them?”

Personally, I’d wait until they’re on the shelf at a Play It Again Sports store near you for $20 early next year and then hold onto them for my 2018 Halloween costume, which of course would be me wearing a garbage bag with boxes of Summer’s Eve taped to it while wearing these shoes. And then when people ask what I’m supposed to be, I’ll say, “Obviously, I’m the world’s biggest douchebag. But hey, you can just call me Lavar Ball instead.”