"Sweetie, you've been liplocked with that [Justin] Bieber kid for a month straight. Be careful." After addressing Gomez, Sudeikis joked to the audience: "The reason I'm telling her that is because she's already swallowed three of his baby teeth."

Sudeikis got much raunchier during the Twilight portion of his monologue.

The actor told Kristen Stewart he sympathized with her character, Bella, having to choose between Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) in the film franchise. "My heart says Jacob. But my wiener says Edward. My balls are indifferent," Sudeikis deadpanned, earning chuckles from Stewart, Lautner and Pattinson in the audience.