Friday, July 6, 2012

Ok now listen up. I’m callin a players-only meetin right now. Everybody get in here.

LOL Charlie you can’t call a players-only meeting.

And why the heck not can’t I? This is a free country and like I work here and I’m the manager. I’m callin one right now.

Because players-only meetings are for the players only silly! You’re not a player. Duh Charlie!

Shut up I am too a player go ask Japan.

But you aren’t a player on this team, hence, you cannot call a players-only meeting! Sheeshmagosh, Charlie.

HAHA
RIGHT I KNOW COLE TOO FUNNY HEY CHARLIE YOU CAN CALL LIKE A TEAM
MEETING AND ALL AND WE CAN BE LIKE OK TEAM MEETING TIME AND THEN
EVERYONE PASSES THE CONCH SHELL AROUND AND GETS TO DISCUSS HOW THEY ARE
FEELING AND STUFF SEE HERE LOOK HERE’S A THE SHELL WHO WANTS TO START?

What the heck is that doin in here this is a damn baseball locker room not an aquaratarium. Put that away it stinks.

I
KNOW I SMELL THAT TOO I THINK HE DIED ON OUR LAST ROAD TRIP I FORGOT TO
LEAVE THE FOOD OUT HEY DID YOU EVER SEE THE MOVIE JAWS 4 WHEN THEY
COLLECT ALL THE CONCH SHELLS BUT THEN JAWS SHOWS UP AND THE DAD FROM
BATMAN FLIES A PLANE AND SAVES THE DAY GREAT MOVIE BRO

ENOUGH MUSIC NOW. Ok to recap - you guys stink. But like we got good news. Our best offensive weapon is comin back tonight.

I came back last week, skip.

Not you Chutney I’m talkin about like the big man.

THE BIG MAN WAIT RUBEN JUST SAID HE WAS TRADING HIM TO THE CUBS FOR A PIZZA.

Howard
you idiots. He’s playin tonight. First base and clean-up. Hittin season
again boys like let’s go out there put together a streak before the
break hits now.

You lie. He can’t possibly be ready yet. He rehabbed for like a day.

Swear it.

WHAAAAATTT UPPPPP?!

Oh hell yes. The band is getting back together!

Everybody is here this is so exciting!

Crap I forgot sorry.

Leave Kyle.

K bye.

So are you really playing tonight bro?

Yes sir it sure looks that way.

Yeah buddy!

Yessssss protection!

ALLLLLOW MEEEEE TOOOO REINTRODUUUCE MYYYYSEEEELLLLLLFFFFF!!!!!

OMG
OMG OMG THIS IS SO EXCITING IT’S LIKE EVERYTHING IS COMING TOGETHER
THIS IS GREAT WE AREN’T GOING TO STINK ANYMORE I AM SO EXCITED COME HERE
RYAN I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG FAT SQUEEZE I AM SO HAPPY!

Ay
now like you go easy over there now like he’s still got a injury like
now be careful wittim to go all crazy jumpin around near him like.

RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Ahhhhhhhhhh god dammit Shane!

What what’d I do what happened?

DUDE YOU RE-INJURED HIS ACHILLES!

NAH AH YOU DID JIMMY

Ouchhhhh....mannn...everybody be cool now it was an accident... little help getting up?

SURE BRO HERE GRAB MY HAND I GOT YOU LET’S GO READY?

YOU GET AWAY FROM ME DAMMIT.

SORRY BRO SORRY SORRY SORRY I AM SO SORRY MAHALO TIMES INFINITY I AM SO SORRY