We both hate the holidaysOur parents act crazyAnd the mall is insaneLet's skip it allAnd have a non-traditional non-denominationalCelebration

Christmas with you is the bestWe'll have no turkey or guestSleeping late but before we get dressedI want to give you a present

It was fun when I was a kidAnd then it started getting strangeI got too old for toys and gamesAnd now I have youAnd I think we should chooseA non-traditional non-denominational celebration

Christmas with you is the bestWe'll have no turkey or guestSleeping late but before we get dressedI want to give you a present

We both hate the holidaysOur parents act crazyLet's have non-traditional non-denominationalCelebration

Christmas with you is the bestWe'll have no turkey or guestSleeping late but before we get dressedI want to give you a presentI want to give you a presentI want to give you a presentI want to give you a present