Yesterday we learned that Sean Salisbury was fired from his gig at a Dallas radio stadium, allegedly for more cellphone/dong photo hijinks. The Dallas Morning News spoke to Salisbury about his departure, and he tells a different story, naturally.

"I loved doing the show," Salisbury said. "But there are conflicts that cost me a lot of money."

Meanwhile, all traces of Salisbury's connection to 105.3 The Fan have been removed from the station website, so yes, this sounds like a completely amicable breakup. Nothing to see here folks, so just move right along, okay?!