The next entry comes to us from the 36 Chambers of Shaolin, and it's a Wu-Tang Clan-themed Miata. (Why the hell didn't I think of that?) Mods include dented fenders, Wu stickers, "springs cut with Shaolin steel," and it was "recently blessed." It also comes with the single greatest description of any used car I've ever seen:

I aint gonna front shits real bouncy son, best part is it bangs but it aint dickridin nobody else style namsayin. But check it shit looks like Ish from WCC got the interior on. Runs like Tunechi when he see a dick swingin near. Drop $1800 gotta update the kitchen. May trade for a motherfuckin Ruckus.

Asking price is only $1,800, a tiny amount when you consider that the car ain't nothin' to fuck with.

So tell us, Jalops — which of these Miatatrocities would you rather buy? I'm leaning towards the WuMissle myself, because it's got pink shit inside. And that's pretty sweet.