my story is called:
HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSIPHER'S STONE
what do you mean its already copyrighted????
fine i'll change philosopher to sorcerer

no, my story is a spoof of a nursery rhyme

This little SkrumxxT went to the market and saw a Fifty for 200 ctz (that did really happen)
This little GraksmxxT stayed home and played Urban Rivals for 64 hours straight and died of some heart condition (well, it happened with some guy playing WoW too much)
This little TrinmkkT had roast Kiki
This little Uranus had none because no-one likes it's -5 damage, thats why!
and this little Globumm went wee wee wee wee, all the way home on some far away planet which would've took him years to do and should've said wee more times than ET Crooz evo has XP points

One day a little helpless first level GraksmxxT walked down the street everyone said" what an ugly little boy" then it evolved and ate them up. the moral of the story is dont make fun of a bloodthirsty alien in disguise.