Cats of Anarchy Take on Rejected Edits

To close up this week, we, the Cats of Anarchy, took over the rejected edits, giving Jerm a break to regain his bitterness. We are still puzzled to why some of you guys send Yobeat the videos that you do, so here is our feedback to those helpless souls. Â

First off let me congratulate you on being one of the more solid jibbers at Mammoth. Unfortunately for you this pretty much means absolutely nothing. There were a lot of real low flying “skimmer” jump tricks in there too. Every time someone slow mos a shifty I want to shit blood. That’s more upsetting than Cato’s constant diarrhea, just depressing. Not really too sure what you were trying to do with this edit.. but you should know that kind of stuff wasn’t going to fly here. I’m sure your parents are psyched but we aren’t. Better luck next year.

For No Reason

Grade: C-

1:53-1:57.. ’nuff said. We should probably say something a bit more constructive and/or entertaining though so here it is: We saw some pretty cool spots in this teaser you guys just didn’t set them up right. Next time nut up a bit more or at least get more creative. Another thing is that there were a lot of shots of chode tubes, maybe cut some of those out. That shit looked like a Jibberish part, minus the fakie 500 on, of course. It seemed in good taste to rip on the rastalo (rasta juggalo) pants that home boy was wearing but then I kind of thought that Bulgaria might not be doing too well as a country and he was probably just shredding on whatever he could get his hands on.

Yeah!!!

Grade: B-

First of all, fuck Trevor Speranske. That fool dropped Jeremy and Richie’s names to get Ashbury shit after only having met them once. I think all of YoBeat as well as Trevor would find it beneficial for “#FuckTrevor” to start being a real thing.. IT’LL BE GOOD FOR YOUR IMAGE JOE. We actually met up with a lot of these guys up in Marquette and as much as we just tore Trevor’s ass up we secretly like him even though he’s a shitass. All in all this video wasn’t too bad for a homie vid. The hijinx shots definitely gave it character and made it watchable, at least for us. If you guys just had some kind of full time filmer and trimmed some of the fat out of your video and made like a 10 minute hammer vid instead, or perhaps some edit.. that shit would pop off. Also definitely cut the skiers. ALWAYS CUT THE SKIIERS. All in all Brett “Team-On-His-Back” Guild was definitely the MVP on this one and we’d definitely like to give him a shout out before wrapping this up. BABY BLUE I SEE YOU.

Lorenzo Supino

Grade: F

This one is blatantly not Yobeat ready. You should just watch all the other rejected edits and you’ll understand why we pretty much don’t need to say anything about this one. Maybe you were trying to go for little kid points? With dudes like Pat Fava and Red Gerard you’re going to have to try harder then that.

A Wicked Pissah Summah

Grade: D+

I suppose this is a step up from most rejected edits because it had a bit of direction. There was a general unifying theme that seemed consistent throughout the edit. Unfortunately for the viewer the theme was cheesy as all hell and got a bit boring. It’s cute, I’ll give you that but, “Dad Camming” a downrail for an entire edit gets pretty boring after a while no matter how hammer the tricks are. This reminded me of a video that some big name snowboarder would pull out of his or her b-hole that Snowboardermag or Transworld would eat their own shit over. However, you haven’t got a famous name and this is Yobeat. We ain’t buyin’ it. Shout out to the kid with the koolaid mustache, wuzgud. Last but not least, switch the fucking back on your go pro, no one can hear what you’re saying with that 100+ MPH wind blocker.

Summer Turf Snowboarding Vol. 2

Grade: A-

Honestly, this is the best turfboarding edit ever done. All you other mother fuckers take notes. CLAY HATZENBULER IS THE TURF COMMANDER. He makes that that shit work. When you see a turf setup, you see his mofuggin face. However I believe there is a strict Yobeat code against posting strictly tube edits. Anyone reading this should definitely watch out for his shots in “This Must Be The Place”. If you don’t already know him by now you’ll definitely get to know him within the next few years. On that note, SHUT THE FUCK UP CLAY.

Rio and Orla

Grade: D+ (69%)

It’s safe to say we all got boners when Orla front-boarded that down-flat-down. That girl can take a kink like a champ. If you ever need a place to sit.. holler at your boy, my face is always open. These girls can ride, for sure. The black and white kind of killed it though, the lighting seemed a bit off. Also, as is the case with pretty much every girl edit ever, there was a lot of zeaching and slips. However it was still a lot better than most guys’ rejected edits. If you had someone better to film and edit you I’m sure this thing would have been a lot better. In all seriousness though, Orla, we’re all trying to holler at dat a$$.

how did i just sit and watch any of these. snowboarding sucks. actually its fun. new hosts? fuck all of you. oh this guy said my name to get free product, lets call him out. you guys are fucking pussies. product this product that. look at my new ashburys. are those next years? sick. the industry seems to suck at this point. it seems like its all about finding that clean cut kid to represent your company and make sure he really pushes how fun snowboarding is and always has a good attitude. fuck that. get real. get high cuz its fun not cuz its cool. drink while you ride too, cuz its also fun. eat shit trying something big cuz everyone likes to see it. make sure you dont worry about how good your snowboarding is compared to the rest of the athletes cuz face it if your pro your not really worried about that. your just pro and your good cuz your good. you got that way by killing it on a consistant basis. not worrying about what peopl think of your snowboarding. your just naturally that way. that kid with those shifty 5050’s……keep it up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. the funny thing is Ben Peck is not even close to “being one of the more solid jibbers at Mammoth”.. pretty sure you guys came outa mammoth and you should know this kid fucking blows at jibs and theres a handfull of kids that do hit rails and kill itt 500x harder than this kid. now he actualy thinks hes a good at rails thanks to you idiots!

we didn’t call any one fat.. “trimming the fat” is just a figure of speach that i have always used to refer to removing removing an extra second or so of certain shots (or some shots entirely) in order to increase the pace of the content.

that trevor kid tells people he is “sponsored” by ashbury when he got a box of free product, ashbury should ban the kid from all of their products it would crush his world, i hope a gypsy steals his tent at hood. #fucktrevor