Sunday, June 30, 2013

Remember-Me

According to projected medical advances, human life expectancy is expected to peak at 100 years within the near future. Within a century of your death, those who know and love you will themselves be gone. None will remember you, and even those scarce and meaningless traces of you, the proof of your existence, will be eroded to nothingness.

You will be forgotten in the sands of time.

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