Paula Abdul attended a benefit for the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation last night in Hollywood, likely in hopes of an open bar. We’re pretty proud of her, because despite looking like her typical loopy self, she actually seems like she knows her name and what year it is. So on a scale of one to 10, how drunk does Paula look?

STFU Maria. She DOES have a neuromuscular disease, a serious on. The press likes to forget that! She doesn’t drink or do drugs, she’s on MUSCLE RELAXERS which explains every last bit of her loopy behavior, down to the blind items about her pooping her pants.

People like to make fun of her for it, but she IS sick. I would know how much she is suffering–I share her affliction, as I have a very similar disease to hers.

Holly, may I ask why you suggested that Maria “STFU” when she was, as you say, correct in her observation? Did she type it with a certain malignant humor that I missed? Or did your uncontrollable fingers type the letters accidentally? I’m just curious.