Amateur Psychoanalysis of Alan’s Home Screen

It occurs to me that I don’t know what Alan’s iPhone is named. I think that may be another valuable piece of insight into the psyche of my favorite host.

I asked Alan for a higher resolution image of his home screen, so that I could have some room to mark it up like a plastic surgeon on some trashy TV show. I’m not a trained psychoanalyst and I have no credentials for anything at all. I have, however, been a client of many mental health professionals.

Alan's Home Screen

If you’d enjoy amateur psychoanalysis of your home screen for whatever gizmo you carry in your pocket, send it to [email protected] If I feel inspired by what I see, I will be very critical of you and charge you nothing!

iPhone users can take a screenshot of your home screen by holding down the Home button and tapping the power button.