Good catch, pancake. And hey, if she’s going to self-submit, maybe she can proofread her response first? And then click the ‘X’ to be right back in edit mode where she can make the necessary corrections, so she doesn’t look like a dumbass? Oh wait… never mind.

Sorry Rookie, but I hate it when people write “first?” with a question mark.

I mean, if you’re gonna go “first” on us, at least man up and make it count. I can respect people who go first with some bravado: “First, fuck yeah! Hail to the new king of firstness. Now bend over and show your devotion to me”.

But when you do a “first?”, it just makes you look like a 12-year old viking warrior on his first trip with the men: “Uhm, sorry. Excuse me, peasant woman from a far-away country. Would you mind if I … uhm .. you … know.. like, rape you and stuff?”

My question mark was because of it being my absolute first comment on this site ever. I’ve been a long time LB reader, but that was my first as a commenter. I wasn’t quite sure if ones comment gets moderated first before being posted, like on some sites. Hence the question mark. Just in case I was third in line for the comment to post. It was more of a test than a real “first”. I promise you next time there will be true authority behind my “first”. Rant answered?