Posts tagged "Elizabeth Hurley"

Yesterday, the Internet was regaled by a tale of Bill Clinton banging Elizabeth Hurley as told through the storytelling vessel known as Tom Sizemore. A vessel who's now under the full weight of two very expensive legal teams and would like to make it clear that he's a drug addict you…

- If you're like me and have no problem with tattooed chicks, get in here. [theCHIVE] - Seth MacFarlane is hosting the Oscars now. [Lainey Gossip] - Drew Barrymore shat out a baby. [Dlisted] - It's not Taylor Swift's fault if you fuck her over and she writes a…

Posted by Photo Boy In a news day that has proven slow by even TMZ's standards, I present to you a photo set with absolutely no context whatsoever. It's Elizabeth Hurley opening a store in Italy with a couple bikini-clad models standing next to her. I'd…

Giving hope that eventually women who marry for money will get bored and want to have sex with dirt-poor regular Joes again - *adjusts tie* - Elizabeth Hurley either cheated on her insanely rich husband and left him, or started banging a married cricket player immediately following the separation. E!

- Kate Gosselin to suck the last drop of dignity out of the Emmy's. [Popeater] - Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna] - Zac Efron tries to grow a mustache. [Dlisted] - This Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy thing is serious. […

Elizabeth Hurley attended the Love Ball in London last night wearing a dress that might as well have had a hole cut out of it for her left breast. Obviously someone said something to her inside because she walked out sheepishly clutching a program over her chest. I can only imagine how that conversation went...

Liz Hurley: She's hot, she's British, she's totally violent. Hugh Grant's ex returned to her London home yesterday, her Louis Vuitton suitcase smartly accesorized by a set of skinned, bloody knuckles. Which is sexy and everything, but I've talked to her over and over again about her possessive streak. I'm flattered that you…

Elizabeth Hurley rocked the monster cleavage last night at a breast cancer awareness event in London because apparently she's a giant bitch. I mean, Jesus. That's like showing up pantsless to Lance Armstrong's house and making your testicles sing "One" by Three Dog Night. Sure, it's adorable at first, but it'll only end with you…

Elizabeth Hurley is featured in the new ad campaign for Mango swimwear (above.) At 42, Liz is practically the hottest MILF this side of MILF Lake in the town of MILF-FORD. Of course, her secret is admitted use of digital wizardry and I couldn't care less. Just keep doing those bikini shoots, Liz, even though…

Elizabeth Hurley attended the Grey Goose Vodka and Elton John AIDS Foundation Launch Party last night. Wait, somebody threw a party that had two things I love in the same room: Hot old chicks and booze? Thanks for the invitation, Elton John. No, really, I didn't want to donate this ridiculously huge check…

Elizabeth Hurley hit the Seychelles this weekend with her new husband Indian playboy Arun Nayar. She also brought her old husband Hugh Grant. Sounds like a great vacation. I bet she made Hugh Grant sleep at the foot of their bed. You know, to let him see what he's missing by dating…

Elizabeth Hurley turned on some pink lights at London's Selfridges yesterday to signify her support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Because, you know, nothing says I hate breast cancer like turning on some pink lights. And can you imagine if she didn't turn those pink lights on? My God, people might get confused and think…