A-Rod applauds as Yanks break ground on new team day spa

It was two snaps up in a circle for A-Rod yesterday following the exciting festivities in which Yankees brass announced construction on a state-of-the-art, players only day spa and nail salon, set to be conveniently located adjacent to the team’s locker room at the new Yankee Stadium.

A-Rod, the honorary ribbon cutter who came to the event directly from a manicure, was visibly giddy for the festivities despite a brief moment of uneasiness when he refused to wear a Yankee construction helmet out of fear he might mess up his strategically placed, freshly dyed auburn locks of hair.