Warner Bros is all set to rollout a social media series on
Facebook. It'll allow users to submit
their profile info for storylines, and it's supposedly about a
teenager who's a secret government operative — but please
click through and look at the photo. We're pretty sure he's
a vampire.

Oprah Winfrey's latest OWN rescue effort:
Super Soul Sundays, which will combine spiritual programming
with shorts produced by Rainn Wilson's ("The
Office") production company, Soul Pancake. So there's a
theme!

Speaking of OWN, Rosie O'Donnell booked Russell
Brand for the inaugural episode of her talk show on
Oct. 10. Overall it probably won't be a loud episode.

Sometimes, a lively session on NPR becomes a full-blown TV show written by the
man who did "Horrible Bosses" — but only if Ira Glass is involved.

"Valley of the Dolls" is coming to television, and it's in
good hands — Oscar-winner Lee Daniels ("Precious") will bring it to
NBC.

A hotheaded New Jersey "Real Housewife" didn't show up for
Bravo's end-of-season reunion — and now Jacqueline Laurita may be in trouble for
breach of contract. We'd like to point out that this marks the
first time a star of the franchise has ever passed on an
opportunity to talk about herself.