Monday, January 24, 2011

What do you want to do now that you've vanquished your enemies?

As many of you may know, if you were born in America and your parents were born in another country, that makes you a first generation American. And that's almost a full citizen, but there are still a few basic qualifications that must be regularly maintained to retain your citizenship. One of those is that you have to watch certain films selected by the U.S. Senate's immigration naturalization committee or the constitution or whatever to fill you with a sense of national pride and belonging. You have to watch at least three of them every year or you get the boot. Movies like Sound of Music or anything with John Wayne or Arnold in it. This last weekend in an effort to fulfill my quota (cutting it close, schools been keeping me busy, eek!) I watched Die Hard. I liked it because at the end when Bruce Willis finally kills all the Germans and Swedes and is covered in soot and gore, he makes out with his estranged wife really hard. A good old fashioned American blood hump is called for. In Germany it's poo, but here it's blood and guts. I know that.

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THE FACTS OF LIFE

was born from the froth of the pee. This is a blog that she makes in a surrendering to facts and reality. See some older drawings and comics at the deviantart link below. She recently had a great accomplishment and widened the central column on this website, so now the older content appears to be too small. Look only to the future.