This simple on-line game from [Adult Swim] is haunting my days and my nights, like a messed up Charles in Charge. Actually, when you think about Charles in Charge (and I know you do, constantly), that show was already a little messed up. A young randy male in charge of two tween girls and a little boy? Sounds like a porno plot, if you ask me!

A warning about Robot Unicorn Attack: the 80's song that accompanies it will beautifully disturb you to the end of your days. That's all I can say.