i wasn't born in a barn, but i got there as fast as i could.

Something you may know about me is that I have a pants obsession. A riding pants obsession. To the point where Assistant Trainer literally told me to stop buying pants. I have a problem.

My go-to has been the TS Trophy Hunters- the 26L fits like a glove and they’re super durable, so I haven’t felt any burning desire to change that up. Until now.

Partially because I really want to try some of the newer tech fabrics, partially because there are some really GORGEOUS options out there, partially because I’m a firm believer in voting with your wallet and I’m not super supportive of the TS brand ATM, and in large part because Amanda said she had breeches for sale.

It was a perfect storm to fuel my obsession.

It started simply: I asked for options in my size. She assured me that there would be plenty to choose from, and then convinced me that big sales mean the expense doesn’t actually count. I was willingly convinced.

She sent me picture after picture of high-end gorgeous pants. So so many. I was in heaven. Then she dropped the price bomb:

In classic Olivia fashion, I quickly made a spreadsheet to keep track of all the beautiful pants under consideration (in case you were wondering, the columns were brand, color, how much I liked them from 1-5, and price). Despite wanting to take them all, I knew I couldn’t.

I finally managed to narrow it down to the 3 top contenders. Despite originally being in the market for tan and white only, two of the three were colors. Womp womp. I have no willpower.

My spreadsheet only took me so far. I started spiraling. How could I give up any of those pants? At those prices?! I begged for help and got only “BUY THEM ALL” back. Traitor.

I continued spiraling. I continued making spreadsheets. I continued bombarding Amanda with a play-by-play into the workings of my brain.

Clearly asking for help from a financial angle wasn’t working. I decided to go the emotion route, hoping that Amanda would be able to give me some clarity. No such luck. I eventually had to make the call myself.

We both solidly threw Buddy Fianci under the bus (literally the day after he proposed, Trainer started talking to him about what a great wedding present an import would be. He is a very patient man). Buddy Fianci politely declined to buy me the pants. I’m still working on him.

I bought the dang pants and called it a day. Then SPENDMYMONEY MCDEMONFACE started pushing SWEATERS OF ALL THINGS AS IF I HADN’T ALREADY BLOWN MY BUDGET ON BEAUTIFUL ITALIAN PANTS.

I guess I can forgive her. After all, these gorgeous things are winging their way towards me:

Mmmmmmm pants.

And that, my friends, is how you buy pants in 34 easy steps when you’re a spreadsheet junkie, have no willpower, and have a friend with a bright future in sales.

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29 thoughts on “Buying Pants: The Saga”

She got me too. Thankfully the Iago weren’t my size, but I wanted them so hard! I love the leather trim.
I got the green quilted belt and the black gloves with green trim that you may have seen in her post yesterday. And I almost bought some tan breeches with leather trim, but I found some self restraint. PLUS I paid for it all with gift cards, so it totally doesn’t count right? RIGHT?!

She got me too (uh, who is surprised Holly bought breeches? The answer should be NOBODY. NOBODY IS SURPRISED.)
You’re seriously going to love fancy Italian pants though… welcome to the club of addicts. Now I can shop for you toooooo!

SPENDY MCDEMON face is literally the MOST accurate way to describe her. I’m over here like a beached whale at 7 months pregnant thinking hmmm but when I have the baby a new vest couuuld be useful. I finally had to just say nope not engaging. Maybe the only time being pregnant has “saved” me money. Minus the whole bringing a life that I have to pay for for the forseeable future part.

Mad respect on the spreadsheet front. I have spreadsheets for everything!