TDR: Fultz me once

* Off the bench *

* Leading off *

Fadeaway

We may have finally gotten to the bottom of why Markelle Fultz can’t shoot a basketball correctly. It it because he is bad at basketball. Actually, it’s because he has been diagnosed with thoracic outlet syndrome, a condition that affects the nerves between the neck and shoulders, and will be out for the next three to six weeks. Luckily, it’s treatable, so hopefully once he’s better he won’t be the butt of so many memes.

* Halftime *

Ruff Break

Air Bud has a cousin in Argentina! The goalie for a team in Argentina’s third division made a grave error when he accidentally kicked the ball directly into his own defender. The other team should have easily scored, but wait! There was a late sub into the game!! Argentinian Air Bud came out of nowhere with the save. As quickly as he arrived, he was gone. But he does have one save for the stat sheet. Maybe he was actually an angel. Farewell, Argentinian Air Bud. It was a pleasure to know you, if only for a fleeting moment.

* Keep your eye on the ball *

OMG, Mizzou

After much speculation, ex-Clemson starting QB Kelly Bryant announced that he will be transferring to Missouri during the offseason. Bryant started the first four games for Clemson this year, but after struggling a little bit, was benched in favor of freshman phenom Trevor Lawrence. Well, Kelly didn’t quite like that, and doesn’t seem to have any Jalen Hurts in him, so he’s leaving the Tigers, and will now be a… Tiger. We’ll see if he earns his stripes in Missouri.

Cutsies

Oh how things can change in one year. The Bills traded for wide receiver Kelvin Benjamin from the Panthers in October 2017, and they waived him yesterday. Waived BYE that is, HA. Whoever picks him up already owes him the rest of his $8.5 million base salary, and if no one picks him up, the Bills will still have to pick up the tab.