We’ll let Evans roundhouse-kick you through the particulars of the property (as the safety of Norris’ real estate agent, Rogers Healy, is questioned):

The home totals more than 7,300 square feet of decked-out house with a detached 884-square-foot studio. Imagine the possibilities. Imagine what would have happened to agent Rogers Healy if he had NOT brought in a contract on this house by December 1. Imagine how his striking tall stature might have been re-shaped? Brave man, that Healy.

In addition to the detached studio, the Norris’ home comes fully equipped with a Total Gym weight room, a personalized “Walker, Texas Ranger” viewing theater and a resort-like pool.

Although delighting moviegoers with a rogue mercenary cameo in “The Expendables 2,” Norris will not be reprising his role in the upcoming third installment of Sylvester Stallone’s 80’s action vehicle. He has appeared in numerous action films over the years, including “Way of the Dragon” with Bruce Lee, but Norris is perhaps best known for his role as Cordell Walker on the TV crime drama “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

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