73 Year-Old Man Gets Caught Blatetly Doing Coke During Traffic Stop

Worldwide News – An elderly man was arrested on a charge of drug possession after allegedly snorting cocaine during a traffic stop in front of police officers, police in Washington said. Seattle police said that they have arrested the 73-year-old man, who was not identified, after driving without headlights and snorting cocaine on the side of the road. He was charged with one count of drug possession, and was booked into the King County Jail. According to the police investigation, the 73-year-old man had a spotless driving record before he was stopped on Tuesday night. Officer Nic Abts-Olsen was patrolling in the Colman neighborhood near Martin Luther King Jr. Way South and South Massachusetts around 8:30 p.m., when the man in a silver Toyota drove past him with his headlights off. After pulling over the 73-year-old man, Officer Abts-Olsen checked his license and registration, and walked back to the Toyota, where he saw the driver portioning out a scoop of cocaine from a small glass vial. When officer Abts-Olsen knocked on the driver’s car window, he apparently startled the man, leading him to spill cocaine all over his hands and the floor of his vehicle. “Are you kidding?” Officer Abts-Olsen asked the man, who quickly tried to brush away the white powder. The man initially denied having any cocaine, though he admitted he had vitamins in his possession.

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And not 1 single fuck was given that day.

This is definitive proof that when you’re old, you don’t give a fuck. Weather it’s farting in public and not apologizing or sniffing coke in front of a police officer right in front of him. Old people rule. They’ve been through everything, so they don’t give a shit about nothing.

But in my eyes, I think old people should be allowed to do coke behind the wheel 24/7. I’d rather old people be zipped up on coke and being super focused behind the wheel, rather than being the typical old man driver not really knowing what they’re doing and going 20 MPH under the speed limit. Like how else are old people supposed to see the road properly when it’s rainy and dark out? Coke, of course. DUH.

PS- How ruthless were the Seattle police editing this video and making a mockery out of this old guy with captions like this:

Like who knew police officers had a sense of humor? Internet trolling at its finest.