Seriously, I wish these were my parents. How much FUN does their kid have? (Of course, their child is probably a humorless mathlete whose ides of fun is organizing her pen drawer in reverse light-spectrum order.)

But leaving aside the complete awesomeness of this couple, which of these startling events would seem more odd to you if you had witnessed the scene in person:

1) The fact that a guy is having an interaction with a television at a gas pump, or

2) The fact that there is a black man in America who knows all the words to Living on a Prayer?

Today Headline: America’s Supreme Leader Cuong V Truong created a character name Actor Tom Truong for his upcoming real life scary movie Jesus Christ reborn: The Second Coming of Christ. It’s a real life movie about the son of God using Knights created by fate to help 7+ Billion slaves fight the devil worshipers cult illuminati aka (the Bilderberg Group).

Wait, this Cuong V Truong aka Tom Truong? If nothing else, take a moment to enjoy the Many Faces of Tom Truong in the right-hand column. Breathtaking range. The Gift, he has it.