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Mark Foster – currently propping up the rear in the BBC’s pop-up gay bar (Aquatic Centre, up the stairs, right a bit. Name’s on the door) alongside Ian Thorpe and Clare Balding (is she dear?) – is what is known in the business as a SAPWLF. Or, a Salt And Pepper We’d Like to Fuck. As acronyms go, it just rolls off the tongue.

Here he is way back in *checks notes* a few years ago, when he was riding the crest of a Cha Cha during Strictly Come On Our Tits, and weeklies the length and breadth of a glossy that fits into your life and your handbag were gagging to get his kit off and take pictures of him. Now magazine won. Mind? Boggles.

And the above was/is the result. We’re so turned on we’re slipping off our designer-imposter chairs.

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Rating: 9.8/10 (6 votes cast)

We thought it was about time we reminded ourselves of that picture of Mark Foster in his pants, 9.8 out of 10 based on 6 ratings