From Russia With Peen: Meet Pavel Petel, Russia’s Elite Naked DJ!

Do you know about Pavel Petel? He’s a DJ from Moscow, but not just any DJ from Moscow: he’s “Russia’s elite Naked DJ” (and actor and singer and dancer and personal style blogger and jack of all partially nude trades). However, we just visited his Tumblr and got a face full of peen, so definitely don’t click that (unless you have a peen-friendly work environment, like one of those cool informal tech start-ups). Since most of you can’t visit sites that are all willy-nilly with semi-erect dick, we’ve borrowed some of our favorite photos from his blog and created this snapshot of daily life for Petel. Isn’t curation grand?

You can visit Patel’s site here but don’t say we didn’t warn you if you’re offended by things like cockrings and bunny rabbit ears (on men wearing cockrings).