You Would Get 100x More Tinder Matches If Your Bio Was As Good As This Guy’s

Tinder bios are getting more and more boring these days. Oh, you like to travel, eat sushi, golf, have deep conversations, and take long walks near Normandy beach with a metal detector on hand in hopes of yanking some artifacts out of the curled-up, semi-fossilized fingers of a Nazi? Get in line, Jim the financial analyst — you’re a dime a dozen. We need more people like Evan in the (Tinder) world, who aren’t afraid to shake things up.