Look up the heart attack grill in Glendale AZ Puts five guys and in and out to shame PERIOD. trust me check it out.

smallchinaman

I've been to the one in Chandler, AZ. The only reason to go is to catch a glimpse of the waitress' coochie when she bends over to get your Coke out of the Igloo cooler. That's right, this "fanatastic" place gets your drinks out of a cooler on the floor.

http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

Are u too good for a cooler on the floor? that is where your mom stores her afterbirth; you inbred chud!

dutchesnophillies

I like the Chuck Box in Tempe. is the heart attack grill the same thing as the grill next door?

chris

I have two words; "Animal Style". Nuff said

The Real D. Nozzle

Mr. Chive Man John:

Here's the deal. this is a "SFW" website. But fuck man, the titles are all wrong. It aint so safe when my history says I spent my day looking at "sexy busty babes" and the like. Make them incognito. Got a lower back problem post? Do us working stiffs a favor and title it "How to make your boss even more money, cause you love him so." It is not that hard. Don't sell us out anymore.

Its-a me, Mario

Because if it says "How to make your boss even more money, cause you love him so." Than your boss doesnt go and have a closer look at it.

Anonymous

Also, "TPS Reports" for the really nasty dirty sexy sh*t.

nathan

I have to agree with the DN on this one (first time) we all need to thumb it up so leo and john will get the point… soooo… thumbs everyone!!!

nathan

PS. him not me

John

It's a good point. We title our posts the way we do for SEO purposes. We def. can't use misleading titles a la 'my boss is awesome' but we might be able to tone it down a bit. I'll look into it.

The Dude

Yea John this is the first time this has been brought up but why didnt I think of it. Sometimes I hover over the link to see what it say or will say when I click so I just do not click lol thanks

OwnerOfYou

Your concern is a good one. However, it most browsers you can eliminate any history from being saved whatsoever. Sure, you may have to type out all web addresses manually every time, turning off AutoFill, and the like, but at least your immediate concern is diffused.

I use Google Chrome for example. All history saving of any sort is disabled. No one will every know I commented at least 5 times on The Chive today…

Safe Surfing to All!

Unwavering

Turning the history off will keep it from being saved on your computer, but that doesn't mean your surfing history isn't being recorded by your boss or the IT guys.

Guest

That's the joys of being that IT Guy. You get to disable all the logging you want for yourself LOL

TTjjjj

Some computers are set up where everything you do on it need admin password so you are wrong my deuch

guest

signed!

mskris

#31 Oh I'm in a love-hate relationship with Shane at this point, and i think he did her before Rick went into the coma, ugh can't stand the wife either.

Jessbuny

I know right!!! Sundays episode was soooo good i couldn't wait for him to see her at the camp.

mskris

Yea, a lot better than the second and i can't wait for Rick to find out they were sleepin together!

lando

i still take in-n-out burger. sorry

terry burke

no need to apologize for picking the better choice

DLF

both are excellent 5 guys is east coast in-n-out is west coast.
I believe this is the beginning of the first trans-continental burger war
chik-fil-a beware

Seth

5 guys is also on the west coast so coming from someone who has eaten both many times, In-n-Out wins

First! ………unless of course you were referring to the restaraunt as opposed to physically taking her to 5 individual guys, which I suspect is the case, but better safe than sorry. So …first!

Drizzt

Hell I'd even be willing to settle for sloppy fifths with #25.

Derp

#31 – That show is great.

Dan

Tia (#30) looks even better from the side! MOAR please

123roasthim

yeah, seriously, I've been waiting for months to find out who the hell this girl is

temp

If they stay faithful to the comic, as it has been fairly close so far then she did not sleep with Shane before Rick was in a coma. I don't want to ruin it for any one but bad shit is gonna happen to everyone. It's gonna kick lion testicles.

temp

replied in wrong place, moron.

Mike

#23 never. #25, #29 and boss' daughter–absolutely.

J-man85

# 23 – i would. RUN.

Becki

Yeah. #23 is a DUDE… no doubt in my mind.

TheRealSnowman

#3 – WRONG! I still have, and use a VCR. :p 😉

Catence

I have a VCR also and I am immensely aware of the pleasure it brings.

Ballzonya

Are you aware of the pleasure your boobs bring?

KYLE

It's safe to assume #3 is for the teens of today, not for those of us who still have and use their VCRs. I'm using mine as I write this.

Granted it's pretty funny to think VCRs are SOOO antiquated although on the flip side of that thought, I find it IS getting harder and harder to find blank VHS tapes.

McBeastie

I still use a VCR every now and then too. How else am I going to watch all my old MST3Ks that I recorded when I was a youngin'.

saltygary

I call horse-shit on #40, whos with me?

isawoj

complete horse hockey, indeed.

DNC

Is that tongue real?!?!?

http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

I wonder if that's the same Kearneysyville in #33 i live by here in WV.

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