The Green Police

In case you did not watch the Super Bowl, one of the more popular
commercials was by Audi. The commercial touted a green car with
emissions so low that the car and driver easily passed through an "Eco
Checkpoint" conducted by the "Green Police". This follows a
humors look at regular folks getting arrested for Choosing plastic over
paper at the store, throwing a battery in the trash, failure to compost
a fruit rind, using incandescent lamps, drinking bottled water, and
running the hot tub at 105 degrees.But in San Francisco