Blindingly White Exec #1 "Hey I heard my daughter talking on the phone last night to her friend Susie. She said "I'd hit it like 15 times" Then she said her friend john Hit it like 10 times in the parking lot of Wendy's last weeked and that it was amazing. So I assume John was eating a Wendy's sandwhich alot last weekend. We need to steal that saying before it applies to Wendy's. God I'm smart lets go find some hookers to blow coke off of."

Blindingly White Exec #2 "Hmmm...So if John hit it 10 times last week we could get everyone to hit it soon. Brilliant Idea. Your daughter sure is smart thank god for her friend John hitting it 10 times last weekend. Hmm in fact now that I think about it I heard my wife talking about our neighbor hitting it a few times last week. Geez what a catch phrase!"

Blindingly White Exec #1 "Hey I heard my daughter talking on the phone last night to her friend Susie. She said "I'd hit it like 15 times" Then she said her friend john Hit it like 10 times in the parking lot of Wendy's last weeked and that it was amazing. So I assume John was eating a Wendy's sandwhich alot last weekend. We need to steal that saying before it applies to Wendy's. God I'm smart lets go find some hookers to blow coke off of."

Blindingly White Exec #2 "Hmmm...So if John hit it 10 times last week we could get everyone to hit it soon. Brilliant Idea. Your daughter sure is smart thank god for her friend John hitting it 10 times last weekend. Hmm in fact now that I think about it I heard my wife talking about our neighbor hitting it a few times last week. Geez what a catch phrase!"

j_d_mcnugent wrote:its a bad song. and i guarantee verizon has no idea what the song is about. they probably just picked a top single and went with it. reminds me of a mcdonalds ad i saw on the train going to work. a picture of a big mac and the words "i'd hit it." really? they'd have sex with a sandwhich? who is greenlighting this stuff?

this reminds me of the Mr. Show skit Coupon: The Movie...in which all the execs have to own up to greenlighting this stupid movie, only none of them will admit to greenlighting it, but instead remember "giving it the go ahead", etc.

really funny skit, they even get that Voice of Reason guy to do the voiceover for the commercial...you know, the "if you see one movie this year" guy

Blindingly White Exec #1 "Hey I heard my daughter talking on the phone last night to her friend Susie. She said "I'd hit it like 15 times" Then she said her friend john Hit it like 10 times in the parking lot of Wendy's last weeked and that it was amazing. So I assume John was eating a Wendy's sandwhich alot last weekend. We need to steal that saying before it applies to Wendy's. God I'm smart lets go find some hookers to blow coke off of."

Blindingly White Exec #2 "Hmmm...So if John hit it 10 times last week we could get everyone to hit it soon. Brilliant Idea. Your daughter sure is smart thank god for her friend John hitting it 10 times last weekend. Hmm in fact now that I think about it I heard my wife talking about our neighbor hitting it a few times last week. Geez what a catch phrase!"