…A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some blond girl.” Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so “we can dance with our girls.”

We may not know the mysteries and secrets of love my friends, but if we’ve learned anything today, it’s that I can stand on my head longer than Jennifer Aniston can keep a man.