EOS Popcorn 🍿 Episode 8 (EOSISDEADFRED)

Welcome back to another uplifting Episode of EOS Popcorn. This is the episode where Fred announces EOS is dead. The episode where fake outrage polluted the air in rivers. The episode where fights broke out in the back alleys of Twitter and Telegram leaving the streets covered in blood, sewage, and semen. This is the episode that left your favorite fraudulent media writer in a pool of tears, begging for mercy, as the community continued bickering late into Friday happy hour.

The reviews are in. Everyone is getting laid. Except for poor Steve.

You know Mudcrab, I really wanted to include Rami in the sweater contest, but when he sent me his submission…

…my gut told me it might be a better idea just to alert the authorities.

Good one.

Who da fuk is this Capitalcrypto guy again?

Oh great, just the ambassador we need.

.eth Bros

Dope! But something’s missing.

Masterpiece

Meme as a service.

And look at that, all for the low price of $100 per concept and meme. Not bad! Hold on, wait just one second. Is that fine print? I fuggin’ knew it! Fool me once, I’m on to you Wilfra.

“$100 per concept + $100 per physical meme + $50 first time registration fee + $300 copyright fee so I can sue your ass if you use it. 9% Wilfra Tax and we’re looking at a total of $599.50, while supplies last bitches.”

Wait, that’s not even a meme?

I’m glad CryptoTim found a new obsession, but brah, Keto was so last decade. Plant-based is the new rage.

Never in doubt.

@nsjames in the house.

Fred’s been awfully quiet this week. Had no idea LynxChain launched.

Congrats Lynx team. I see Fred celebrated the launch by going on a week long bender before crashing on Justin’s couch.

Photo Cred: @eosian_

John vs. Wilfra, should be good.

“our hero.”

I guess we can blame “our hero” on “The Stache.”

Justin Sun doing his best Fred Krueger impression.

Fred doing his best Fred impression by pronouncing EOS dead, and sparking fake outrage across the community.

So what you’re saying is Fred’s a smooth criminal?

The Grinch has definitely arrived.

“transactions fred…”

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT

Popcorn feeling slightly responsible for Fred.

Is Fred’s recent Popcorn fame conditioning him to want to produce more popcorn?

Yes

No

Hit em’ where it hurts.

Well a LynxChain BP doesn’t.

Damn, didn’t know little Kurtybot had it in him.

It’s never enough.

You won’t learn anything from a “.eth”

That time Bonz shilled MaxShill’s dick shill.

“Thanks for stating things so eloquently.”

The goose is loose!

Great news!

He’s relentless. 🤦‍♂️

Fred finally bows down to B1’s greatness.

Andddd, he’s back.

This Chirp looks interesting. I’ll check it out.

Chirp checks out.

Cheers to that. (clink)

Let’s gooooooo!

Inb4 Scott.

Last week Scott did his best “that guy” impression.

Well “That guy” is back!

Sarcasm, or a new dawn for Rami?

Is Rami being sarcastic or is this a new dawn?

Sarcasm

New Dawn

Closing this out on a funny note.

Not so fast. Fred and Mudcrab back at it. Brass Monkey has reached his limit.

Well there you have it. EOS is dead. Time to pack it up and go home. It’s been real. Big applause to all those in the community that poured their lives into this experiment. Go back to your families, attempt to win back your kids, and try to save your marriages. These last couple years have really been something special. Time to reflect and learn from the experiences we had and the people we met along the way. EOS will always hold a place in our hearts. Wishing everyone the best.

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