say please

Polite people are just the ones that resembled parrots the most when they were young, repeating what they told to say "to the nice lady/ man" endlesly and eventually without thought or real feeling.

Even now, if these people forget to ask nicely for something ("Could I please have a chicken and pea pie, please. Thank you very much") they expect a giant hand to come out of nowhere and smack them on the butt, or take their pie away from them until they learn how to "be nice".