I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise. But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me. We should give it back to the Incans.

Skleenar:I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise. But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me. We should give it back to the Incans.

Skleenar:I swear by Great Maron's Ghost, is there anything good that has ever come out of New Mexico?

As the only state in the union named after a foreign land, this shouldn't really be any surprise. But seriously, how we even tolerate that nutria-ridden, Francophone province in these United States is beyond me. We should give it back to the Incans.

But if the new Republicans don't have extreme views, how will voters know if they are conservative enough?

We live in a world where people's political leanings could be rated on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the most conservative). But to the Teabaggers, GOP congressmen should only be 10. Anything less is a RINO. And all people who don't agree with their politics are obviously a 1 on that chart. That's right. The 47% are just a bunch of evil Prius driving vegan welfare leech hippies.