SO who's good with photoshop and is in a good mood?

I need help making a banner for my car blog on tumblr and I'm too cheap to buy photoshop, too lazy to illegally download it/redownload the trial, and I just suck at using it in general. Basically all I need is SCOOBIESNBOOBIES to be written in in semi-transparent lettering on the side of the photo so who wants to do it?

I'm well aware, I just don't care.
"Originally posted by ScottW: of course you would say that because you dress like a gay sailor and i dont"
"Originally posted by earlsweatshirt: LOL I think your brain is so ****ing hipster you don't even realize I was making fun of you for your shoes having zippers."