RASHEED WALLACE HAS A GIANT PREDATOR STATUE AND EPISODE I POSTER IN HIS HOUSE

by Salvatore Pane

What do you think was going through Rasheed Wallace’s mind when he purchased this giant Predator statue? What do you think was going through his mind when he purchased this Darth Maul poster, framed it, and hung it behind his giant Predator statue? There’s really no way for us to ever truly be sure. But I’d like to think that Sheed had just been ejected from a Portland Jailbirds game and was walking downtown when he came across this statue in an alleyway dumpster. Perhaps Rasheed paused, craned his neck for a better look, and rescued the giant Predator statue from its untimely fate. Perhaps Rasheed wiped the dirt off, looked the giant Predator statue up and down, and thought to himself, “Predator don’t lie.”