September 29, 2015: Prank Your Coworker #72: Purple Tentacle

You may say to yourself, "Self, why do I need a purple plush tentacle?"

Why? Why not! The possibilities are limitless. It is bendable and posable, 30" long, purple, and super plushy! And you can prank your coworker. Pictured is Andreas, MIB Control, who had the dire misfortune to ask me for a cup of coffee. MOOGHOOHAH.