Sunday, November 11, 2007

Dancing with the Star(Fish)

My friend Dave, for some reason, posited that the indian girl who had her extra limbs removed somehow missed out on two fantastic opportunities. The first, that she would be honored as the goddess Durga. The second opportunity - I guess - was that she could appear on a television show titled "Dancing with the Starfish". Why this would work, I honestly don't know, because starfish have five uh, appendages and if you count the top one as a "head" then, they have two arms and legs just like humans.

However, not being one to question Dave's manic strokes of genius, I whipped up this entirely rude, non-pc illustration.

16 comments:

Porn Star was too easy, too obvious -- think of the other things she might have done, heights she might have scaled - Outfielder for the Cubs, SpiderMan arch-villain, or ticket-taker at the opera house. Sure, the fact that she had too cooters might raise a prurient eyebrow - but let's get out of the gutter and up onto the curb and consider the bigger picture.

Scum,dm,keep the faith. This youngster may well overcome the short sighted mutilation perpetrated upon her. If she has anything in common with deviant Dave's star fish her limbs may well spontaneously regenerate.

If there were some way to package up all the erudition on this page and burn it as an offering to whatever god it is that reattaches misguidedly severed limbs, our poor Lakshmi could once again look forward to a more promising future.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.