Once again the American public makes a fool of itself. Saddam Houssein is one of the many dictators in this world and doesn't pose any kind of military threat - not compared to for example North Corea. Still, for two weeks now the whole of the American press is gathered behind the flag. It is shocking to see 'free media' make Sovjet-style propaganda for a war that is essentially about oil.

I'd like to thank the Academy, and Barbara Striesand, the Dixie Chicks, and countless other democrats for helping us achieving this.

--Saddam Houssein is one of the many --dictators in this world and doesn't pose any --kind of military threat
I'd like to thank the men and women of the United States Armed Forces for seeing to it that he will no longer pose a military threat to us or anyone.
Have you been paying attention to the news? This war is a continuation of our war on terror. We do this to make sure that a tyrant like Sodom will NOT pose a military threat.

-- not compared to for example North Corea.
North Corea? Is that in the bahamas? Seriously, The North (K)orean issue will be dealt with in time.

--Still, for two weeks now the whole of the --American press is gathered behind the --flag.
WTF are you talking about? The way the media portrays the war, you'd think we were in Vietnam ('quagmire, heavy resistance, etc), even though we control 96% of the skies above Iraq, and most of the country itself is pretty much in our control.

--It is shocking to see 'free media' make --Sovjet-style propaganda for a war that is --essentially about oil.
oooooooooooooilllll.. Look, if it is about the oil, why didn't we invade Venezuela? The Majority of our oil comes from them, not the Middle East.

And Another thing, I'm trying out for the part of court Jester here, so sit the hell down and shut up with the pointless WAR FOR OIL crap.

Excuse me Ward, maybe you didn't understand the question - so let me break it down for ya'

Iraq hosted Ansar al-Islam (an Al Queada offshoot). Saddam has a terrorist training and Bio weapons research facility at Salman Pak. This is where the Fedayeen Saddam are trained and Bio weapons like Anthrax, Botulinum toxin, Clostridium, perfringens (gas gangrene), mycotoxins, aflatoxins, and Ricin are produced. The Ricin found in France is thought to have come from Iraq. Countries (like Iraq) and leaders (like Saddam) who support terrorism and develop WMD's are a double threat to western security because it is a matter of time before the two are married.

So maybe now you can answer the question Ward - why do you think we give a fuck what you think again?

I suspect I should be the Ambassador to North Korea for two reasons - I have been there, and I once shit in the middle of the main street of Pyongyang. That was only 53 years ago, so it may still be there.

The position of Principale Carnificium Imperatrix, that is First Executioner of the Empress Michele, is already taken. Judge is still open though - how are you with biased verdicts, pushy laywers, evil attorney generals and unjust punishments? 'Cause last time I checked we were all for them...that and cruel and unusual fisking of asshatted morons.