Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Good grief, I hadn't scrolled down to look at the small links at the bottom of the page I linked to. Sorry, everyone, it's a site that got e-mailed to me by a friend, and I laughed at the pictures of pumpkins carved in disturbing ways. Apparently Eleanor has a better eye for detail than I do.

For some reason the words "class action" are ringing in my head. I'm sure we devout Watterson fans all feel actual pain and suffering every time we see dear Calvin "micturiting" (sp?/word?) on our favorite collegiate football team's mascot.

Micturiting works well, tho I've always been partial to "micturitioning" ... whatever ... it's sometimes a real conversation stopper, 'cuz not many people realize what it means -- unless they took some of the more advanced biology/anatomy/physiology courses in school ...