Oh, and Kim K.'s butt managed to #BreakTheInternet. Wait, forget that one. I'm trying to eradicate that memory from my mind. It makes looking at my own bum quite a disappointing experience.

But that's enough of looking to the past; it's time to look to the future (and then we'll just live in the now). We're 14 days away from ringing in 2015 and waiting for good, bad and hilarious celebrity stories to roll in. Because I've never been good at waiting — and because Ask.com gave me the brilliant idea — I drafted a list of headlines I suspect we'll see sometime in 2015. Read on because I can't wait to hear, "You were riiiiiiight," later.