Appointment Of Beaker As New White House Communications Director Draws High Praise

The Trump Presidency appears to finally be finding its groove after what was arguably one of its rockiest weeks. The downgrading of security clearance for Jared Kushner coupled with the ongoing fallout from Rob Porter’s departure was taking its toll, leading to the resignation of Hope Hicks as communications director.

However calm appears to have be restored with the announcement that Beaker will takeover from Hicks, assuming the role famously once held by Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci.

“Finally competence is taking hold.”

Though some expressed surprise at the Muppet’s appointment to the specific role of communications director, more seasoned observers of the Trump administration insist this is good move.

“When Beaker speaks, though it sounds alarming, you can’t actually discern what he is saying – which is a vast improvement over his predecessors.”

Concerns that this was a trivial appointment based on Beaker sharing his hair color with the President were quickly dispelled during his first appearance at the podium where he exuded confidence.

“Meep meep meep meep MEEP!”

Beaker is considered an ideal person for the notoriously difficult job as he is used to dealing with chaotic environments, and doesn’t get fazed when he is doused in boiling water, being electrocuted, or dealing with the fallout of Trump’s latest twitter bombshell.

34 Commentson "Appointment Of Beaker As New White House Communications Director Draws High Praise"

Wonderful news! Beaker will be a huge improvement. For one thing, he is incapable of telling a lie. As for grammar, I would have gone with “calm appears to have been restored” rather than “calm appears to have be restored,” but that’s just because I am a native English speaker.