DeShawn's I Can't Feel My Face Explanation

"Because you do it over your face. And I can't feel it because I'm on fire."

Fire? Wouldn't that register pain? Anyhow, DeShawn, why have you been doing it so damn much lately, to the point where the AP and Tom Knott have taken notice?

"Because I've been en fuego."

So DeShawn, have you been needling Gilbert about how much this team is winning without him?

"I wouldn't do that. That's my boy. That's my right-hand man."

Gilbert Arenas is your right-hand man? Hmmm. So DeShawn, speaking of right hands, can you only not feel your face with your right hand?

"Yeah, because that's what I shoot with. Do I do it left? I don't know what I do it with."

That's all I've got from Wiz land today. Except Nick Young was wearing all white Nikes, which he called the Air Youngs, and which he said would be available in stores in two weeks, except he was not being truthful, and later he said the shoes were called "The Krispy Kremes," which was also not truthful.

Nick Young cracks me up. He is always saying things and making up stuff. He so reminds me of Gilbert and I could only imagine the fun those guys have in the locker room with the both of them in character. And now it seems they have drawn Pesh into the fray as well. I hear Nick is starting again tonight. Here's to wishing him and the Wiz a breakout game against the Bulls.