What singer of a
bandmight have admitted that his famous power ballad,
which might have been titled "Beth," might
have been originally titled "Ace, Sweet Masterful Ace"?

Which metal bandmight have admitted that their song "Unskinny
Bop" might be about
circumcised men?

What famous
metal god, jealous of the Pamela and Tommy Lee sex tape, might
have released his own sex tape...of himself masturbating to the
Pamela and Tommy Lee video? (Hint: it is probably not Don Dokken
of DOKKEN.)

Which famous LA
metal legendmight now live in West Covina with a
54-year-old travel agent named Wesley?
(Hint: it is probably not Blackie Lawless of WASP.)

Who is the
member of a band, probably not KISS, who has bedded an
astounding 100,000 women...but might have slept with twice as
many men? (Hint: it is probably not anyone in KISS.)

Which hard 'n heavy bass
player und "bachelor" might own North
America's largest collection of "Hello Kitty" stickers? (Hint: it
is probably not Nikki Sixx of MOTLEY CRUE)

*Just because these things might have
happened, doesn't mean they happened, und even if they did, you
might have heard it somewhere else first. So you might not want to
sue us over it.