Dancers At NYC Strip Club Plead With New York Knicks To Keep Jeremy Lin

Today is decision day for the New York Knicks, as they have until midnight tonight to decide whether they will match the Rockets’ offer and keep Jeremy Lin in New York.

It is a tough decision for the Knick’s front office, as keeping the point guard will certainly come at a high cost, while allowing him to leave will undoubtedly result in a plethora of angry Knicks fans. And among those angry fans are the lovely women of Rick’s Cabaret NYC, the famous gentlemen’s club located in Midtown Manhanttan.

With many questions surrounding Lin’s future, several of Rick’s dancers voiced their displeasure with the prospects of losing the 23-year-old from Harvard.

“It would be linsanity if you let him sign with the Houston Rockets,” declared Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica. “Jeremy Lin means so much to the Knicks and to the city. Don’t let him go,” she pleaded.

The chemistry that the team developed with Lin in the line-up is undeniable, and even Rick’s dancer Harlowe pointed to that fact when she stated the following:

“I am not allowed to reveal any names because we respect everyone’s privacy. But I danced for some Knicks last season. They told me that the team finally had the right chemistry–and this was when Jeremy Lin was playing, before he was injured.”

If that isn’t enough to convince the Knick’s front office to re-sign Jeremy Lin, perhaps the ladies at Rick’s Cabaret NYC should consider offering some free lap dances. It may not have worked with Tim Tebow, but I have a feeling that Knicks owner James Dolan, GM Glen Grunwald and head coach Mike Woodson are much more likely to give in to the temptation of having gorgeous, naked women grinding up and down their laps.

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