One day an Englishman, a Scotsman,
and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each called for a dram of
whiskey. As they were about to enjoy their libations, three flies landed, one
in each of their drinks, and became stuck inside the glasses. The Englishman
pushed his shot away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his
glass, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman,
too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the glass, and started
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"