Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Proof My Mom Has Transformed into a Jewish GrandmotherMom: The woman on the machine next to me at the gym yesterday was watching TRL. Damien was interviewing some guy with pants below his pupik.Me: His what?Mom: (pause) His pupik.Me: (laughing) What is that?Mom: You've never heard pupik before? Me: No.Mom: It means bellybutton.Me: Don't most people wear their pants below their bellybutton?Mom: Well these pants were looooooow. Even below his crack-in-the-back.