The I threw myself into the river to escape the scary mouse and the loud noise.

shinyx3

May 21 2007, 04:20 PM

damn, i wish i could swim i though to myself as i flailed wildly about.

culturehandy

May 21 2007, 05:54 PM

Some mouse minions jumped in after me, "did you forget that we are in this to defeat skully?" the mouse asked me.

kittenb

May 22 2007, 09:27 AM

"Glurgh!" I yelled back, choking on water.

DaisyJane

May 23 2007, 07:58 AM

I looked up to the shores of this mini river and saw hundreds of tiny eyes watching me, and I realized I was their only hope for survival.

Amber80

May 23 2007, 08:04 AM

Then, one fabulously dressed goddess of a mouse stepped forward, clearly the leader of this great mouse nation.

shinyx3

May 23 2007, 08:33 AM

"let us help you so that we may help ourselves" she said.

kittenb

May 23 2007, 11:36 AM

Feeling more empowered by the beautiful mouse, I crawled to the shore.

shinyx3

May 23 2007, 06:09 PM

i was now shivering and dripping wet and had no dry clothes.

kittenb

May 29 2007, 06:49 PM

But the fabulously dressed mouse stepped forward and offered me a cloak. "Wear this and you will have the strenght of a hundred mice."

mittens

May 31 2007, 10:21 PM

Feeling the cloak's power surrounding me, her whiskers rubbed against my cheek as she wrapped her arms around me in a warm embrace. "Be wise, be strong and be wary of the rotten cheese" she spoke softly into my ear.

shinyx3

May 31 2007, 10:37 PM

suddenly i was no longer afraid and strangly, no longer wet from the water either.

seven

Jun 2 2007, 11:29 PM

I was led back to the leader's lair, which was filled with furniture covered in cat fur.

shinyx3

Jun 3 2007, 11:19 AM

in quickly realized that i did not want to be on the bad side on these mice, as they werer no ordinary mice.

kittenb

Jun 3 2007, 11:53 AM

After all, if they skinned cats for their furniture, they were pretty freakin' fierce!

shinyx3

Jun 3 2007, 05:26 PM

the goddess mouse motioned for me to sit, so i did and was immediatly presented with a tray of cheese and crackers and grapes and three tiny chocolates buy what appeared to be a waiter mouse.

kittenb

Jun 4 2007, 09:35 AM

"It is time for you to kill Skully," the mouse goddess began. "And I will teach you how."

seven

Jun 4 2007, 05:40 PM

Before my eyes, a hole in the lair's floor opened and a huge round tree stump shot up in front of me. On it, lay a shiny, cast iron sword.

shinyx3

Jun 4 2007, 09:29 PM

"Now eat you dinner, as you will need your strength, and listen carefully to me" said the godess mouse. I was so hungery I gladly obliged.

kittenb

Jun 18 2007, 12:50 PM

"A long time ago, Skully was a simple mouse-sized human girl. But that was before the Night Without Stars."

shinyx3

Jun 19 2007, 06:20 PM

"Many things happened on that night, many, unexplained and evil things, and we have been searching for the answers since that fateful night 10 years ago.

snarky7

Jul 15 2007, 11:26 AM

"On that night, the girl had gone into the forest looking for her father who had disappeared a week earlier."

kittenb

Jul 15 2007, 12:42 PM

"The only thing her father had left behind was a map, an ancient map," added another mouse, a male who stood behind the Mouse Queen.

shinyx3

Jul 15 2007, 04:05 PM

I notice that for a mouse he was suprisingly handsome, and had a very sophisticated looking mustache.

snarky7

Jul 15 2007, 09:57 PM

"The ancient map contained many secrets of our Great Mouse Nation...it told one where to go to find the one thing that really matters most to us mice...."

doodlebug

Jul 16 2007, 12:31 AM

"....the giant golden statue of the Great Cheddar Cheese Goddess! I've only heard rumours myself, but everyone says she's so beautiful! Apparently, she looks just like...."

shinyx3

Jul 16 2007, 12:36 PM

Minnie Mouse wearing a tiara and feather boa.

snarky7

Jul 16 2007, 10:34 PM

"The Cheddar Cheese Goddess is our most treasured thing. It has special powers including...

shinyx3

Jul 16 2007, 11:06 PM

the most impeccable fashion sense and the ability turn water into melted chedder.

doodlebug

Jul 16 2007, 11:54 PM

"In addition to the miracle of water into cheddar, the Great Cheddar Cheese Goddess can also turn lemonade into brie, and iced tea into gouda. Plus - though again, this is only a rumour I've heard - the giant golden statue of the Great Cheddar Cheese Goddess is situated in a secret mountaintop cave, and is said to be surrounded with..."

shinyx3

Jul 17 2007, 08:10 AM

"a never ending supply of bits of bread and tiny pots of cheese fondue, but this is only rumer although many believe that if you eat the fondue you will . . ."

kittenb

Jul 17 2007, 04:07 PM

"...gain the power to control the stars themselves!"

snarky7

Jul 17 2007, 08:18 PM

"That was the night Skully stumbled into our secret lair and found the spell book...in that book was the spell to take away the stars from our sky...something that mouse-sized girl wanted terribly to do to us...she read the spell perfectly the first time and then...

shinyx3

Jul 19 2007, 02:05 PM

as the spell must be read three times consecutivly, she stumbled over the word impatient pernouncing it impotent and forever after we mice have had trouble . . .

kittenb

Jul 19 2007, 03:24 PM

"SPEAK NOT OF THAT!" the mouse goddess interrupted the male mouse's story. "We NEVER speak of that."

snarky7

Jul 21 2007, 09:45 PM

"We don't speak of it, but we still need you to kill Skully for us...it is the only way to break the spell."

shinyx3

Jul 22 2007, 08:08 AM

Realizing the gravity of the situation, i finished my meal quickly and said . . .

snarky7

Jul 22 2007, 11:00 PM

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!"

shinyx3

Jul 23 2007, 08:38 AM

"excuse me!" I stammered. "but the dinner was so good and I was so hungary."

snarky7

Jul 23 2007, 07:37 PM

"Well, I'd best be formulating a plan for the assasination..." I said to the Great Mouse queen.

shinyx3

Jul 23 2007, 09:29 PM

"Actually, my dear, we have done that for you, so listen carefully as we do not have much time" she instructed.

snarky7

Jul 23 2007, 10:19 PM

"We will have you go into the lair of Skully at exactly 7:07pm on the 7th day of the 7th month of the 2007th year."

shinyx3

Jul 23 2007, 10:43 PM

"Ummmm, i think maybe we should check a calender, i am not sure of the date." i replied

snarky7

Jul 24 2007, 09:20 AM

"YOU HAVE 4 HOURS to 7:07 on 7/7/2007...you'd best listen fast..."

shinyx3

Jul 24 2007, 11:09 AM

"Shit! Ok, what's the plan?"

snarky7

Jul 24 2007, 08:10 PM

The Mouse queen pulls out a small board and starts drawing the play..."First, you'll come in from the back, then zig left and zag right, grabbing the weapon on the way."

shinyx3

Jul 24 2007, 11:03 PM

"Great!, but what kind of weapon is it, because i tend to get a little nervous around some weapons."

snarky7

Jul 25 2007, 10:15 AM

"Why, a wet fish, of course...what else would you expect?" asked the Mouse queen.

shinyx3

Jul 25 2007, 11:20 AM

"Oh, Ok, I have no fear or wet slippery slimy fish, that will be fine, but what am I to do with said fish?" I asked quite perplexed.

snarky7

Jul 25 2007, 09:29 PM

"Why, shove it up his...OH WAIT, that's not it....what was it again?"

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