A lot has changed for Jessica Simpson since her days spent musing about the true meaning behind the phrase “Chicken of the Sea” and advertising satellite television providers while clad simply in her Daisy Dukes. While those denim hot pants haven’t gone anywhere, the pop star has now transformed herself into a full blown fashion mogul, building up an eponymous billion dollar empire. But just because she’s now a high-flying style entrepreneur doesn’t mean she doesn’t still have super relatable, every day problems just like the rest of us. A fact she proved in the latest shot she shared on Instagram showing off her hairy legs.

As any mother with two young children running around the house can attest, there’s not a whole lot of time left over at the end of the day to pay attention to yourself and your needs. A fact that only becomes even more salient for a matriarch with an ever-expanding fashion line and a comeback album in the works in addition to her two kids under the age of six. So understandably, Jessica doesn’t exactly have time to pay attention to all the details and make sure that everything is done flawlessly the first time around, as her only partially shaved legs clearly demonstrate.

The singer shared a close up shot of her calf on Instagram on Sunday with light pouring in from the windows in front of her, making the long, rogue hairs on her legs really show up in contrast. Jessica cheekily captioned the shot, “Missed a spot…” poking fun at the fact that despite clearly having just shaved her legs, in her haste a tragedy befell her that every woman who has ever shaved her legs is all to familiar with, missing a wide swatch of some very long strands. Thankfully, as many of her fans pointed out, Jessica was blessed with platinum blonde leg hair so even if she accidentally missed half her thigh the chances of someone mistaking her for the second coming of Teen Wolf are still very unlikely.

He’s feeling great! Joe Simpson opened up to Us Weekly about beating prostate cancer after undergoing radiation treatments.

The 59-year-old manager was supporting his son-in-law Evan Ross at his Freedom United Foundation Presents Art With a Cause event on Thursday, July 27, and looked happy and healthy. “I’m coming back!” he exclusively told Us at the party. “I went from Stage IV to cancer free!”

He added that he’s doing much better these days. “I feel good,” he said. “I beat it. I have zero cancer!”

The photographer, who is dad to Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, finished treatment in mid-March. A source told Us at the time that Joe had beaten the disease. “It worked! The cancer went away and he’s doing great!” an insider told Us. “He has a new lease on life. His kids are obviously so happy. There is always a chance [the cancer] can come back, of course, but doctors are optimistic.”

Us confirmed last November that Joe was diagnosed with prostate cancer and underwent surgery. The Texas native’s health scare brought him closer to his famous daughters following his divorce from their mom, Tina Simpson. (The exes ended their 35-year marriage in 2013.)

“This had made their relationship stronger,” the source said. “Jessica was the one he wasn’t as close with, and this made them so close. They’re all closer because of what he’s going through.”

Ross even gushed about their tight-knit family at the event. “Our entire family is so intertwined in such a good way. We’re all friends with each other,” he told Us on Thursday. “We’re such a good family it was just meant to be.”

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Shanks previously teamed up with Simpson on her sixth studio collection “Do You Know,” which spawned singles “Come on Over” and “Remember That.” Released in September 2008 via Epic Records / Columbia Nashville, “Do You Know” peaked to number four on the US Billboard 200 Albums Chart.

Meanwhile, Simpson is expected to release her next project, which follows 2010’s “Happy Christmas,” later this year via iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon, Google Play, Tidal and all other digital streaming platforms.

For our readers of a certain age, the fact that the bubbly blonde whose tuna-confusion helped make her an early MTV reality standout is now pushing 40 will be enough to provoke a mild existential crisis.

After all, though she’s been in the spotlight forever, Jess certainly doesn’t look 37 – as evidenced by her latest bikini pic:

Yes, because a millionaire who is a CEO of a billion dollar company gets to make her own work schedule obviously shouldn’t have the time to go for a swim or post a selfie on her birthday.

Jess may have taken a lot of flak for her chicken-tuna comment back in the day, but as social media reminds us on a regular basis, there are much dumber folks in our midst.

Source:dailyhot.org

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Looks like Jessica Simpson is getting the last word. In a tweet posted Sunday, singer and former Newlyweds reality show star Simpson called up one of her most iconic lines from that early-2000s television series — all in response to an unfortunate mixup at Whole Foods.

Whole Foods recently discovered that tuna had been mislabeled and found in the buffalo chicken salad product sold in packets at the popular grocery chain, unbeknownst to customers seeking a poultry-based protein, not an aquatic one. Last week, Whole Foods recalled about 440 pounds of the “chicken” salad, which had been distributed at Whole Foods locations in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York.

When Simpson learned of this news, she clearly couldn’t hold back from rehashing her famous past with the “Chicken of the Sea” brand tuna comment. Back in 2003, she bore the brunt of pop culture ire after musing onscreen about her confusion of whether she was consuming chicken or tuna, based on the brand’s name.

Thirteen years later, Simpson gets it. “It happens to the best of us,” she tweeted wryly to Whole Foods about their own confusion.