Susannah Fielding is in Pete v Life

English actress Susannah Fielding was in the second episode of Wallander. Kenneth bloody Branagh. Solving bloody crime. Damaged on the bloody inside. Still doing his bloody job better than every bloody one else. But now, because only good things happen once you’ve been in Wallander, Susannah Fielding is set to star alongside a man called Rafe Spall in the upcoming Channel 4 sitcom Pete v Life. Perhaps even more interesting is that she’s in the new issue of FHM looking like this:

Woof! As in: wow! Not as in: dog! Because Susannah Fielding is not a dog. She is a human being. Anyone who tells you anything else is a liar and should be culled IMMEDIATELY.

Fielding, who recently starred in Noel Clarke’s movie 4.3.2.1, is just at home on the stage as she is trading lines with the new Doctor Who in the recent Victory Of The Daleks episode. “My first audition was for a Tennessee Williams play, The Rose Tattoo, at the National and I got the part. I’d been working there as an usher dreaming of being on stage. It was very interesting how different you are treated by the audience. I’d gone from being barged into while selling ice creams to having people waiting outside for my autograph.”

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