Sam, no-one has terrible taste in music. We all just have our own taste and no-one can tell us what we can and can't like. I say this as someone who, if I could, would be married to Dave Dobbyn, Elton John and Foreigner simultaneously. In order to illustrate my own taste in music, might I present you with one of my very favourite songs. Ever.

that is a very groovy version, Danielle - it's on the ipod at my gym. But, and I know you won't take it personally, whenever it comes on, I get all excited, and then I realise that it's not Bananarama.