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Ever dream of working at Google? First you need to learn to code. It's not as hard as you probably think. In fact, the only hard part about learning programming is the learning process itself. Once it stops looking like The Matrix, it's actually quite easy.

The Church of Google believes Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google’s divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of “God”, as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

We have compiled a list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a “god” human beings have ever directly experienced.