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Mercedes-Benz has apparently begun developing a line of luxury yachts and boats, to the delight of rich people all over. I’m not going to lie, I immediately was viscerally angry looking at pictures of this helicopter because of the fact I can’t have it (buy some shirts in our store!). Unveiled in Geneva this week, the new Mercedes Benz Style EC145 Luxury Helicopter is a twin-engine turbine Eurocopter EC145 model (I assume this is good) with an extensive interior redesign using Mercedes’ top tier knowledge of luxury materials, lighting and re-purposing flexibility to offer both “luxury ambiance and German practicality.” They’ll be creating helicopters, luxury yachts, and aircraft in the years to come, all in a design studio in Como, Italy. Seriously, is there anything more infuriating than the fact that while you are sitting at work at your desk, people are flying luxury helicopters and yachts in Lake Como? And is there anything more baller than taking a helicopter for work? When normal folk are late for work, we take taxis…rich people take helicopters. I think we can do this. Let’s get 10 NSD readers together, pool all of our credit, and create a timeshare system for this thing. Want to play a round of golf? Head to the bars for the night? As the great Arnold Schwarzenegger once said…