Product Concepts Best Left Undeveloped II

Someone, somewhere, has tragically overlooked something. There are biscuits, and there are Triscuits. For some bizarre reason, everyone has skipped the uniscuit without realizing it. I’d imagine the uniscuit would resemble those thin, dissolve in your mouth breath strips in appearance. They might become popular among dieters: “Uniscuits: The snacks that are barely even there!”

However, the development of a buckminsterfulleriscuit, resembling the structure of a buckminsterfullerene carbon molecule, would impress me most. Although it would be hard to munch on a geodesic dome-shaped cracker…