I’m going to level with you. I came up with the title before I watched the trailer because of Internet descriptions. Because you know what? This actually looks like it may be really fun in a completely dumb, absurd sort of way. I’m wavering on this flick, yo. WAVERING. Like. I know it looks dumb as sin. But maybe that’s okay?

The official Marketing Gestapo behind the upcoming Teenage Mutant Childhood Killer (if you believe that — frankly I don’t know what the fuck to think) is putting out a direct-to-DVD documentary about the rise of the Mutated Ones. Will I buy it? No. Will I ride the High Seas to acquire it? NO. (Wink.)

You know William Fichtner. He’s that guy. Plays a villain in a million different movies. Can’t remember what you’ve seen him in? Don’t worry. You’ve seen him, and enjoyed his performance. Unfortunately, I don’t know about this next one of his. Duder is going to be rocking the role of Shredder in the next Michael Bay Vomit Pile.