Is this any way to kick off a (presumably) new series — by delivering unexpected content? Specifically, we're talking about the Lolita angle. LLIB almost goes out of its way to ignore this time-honored genre. One only need check out the credits to see the girls squashing their huge pre-stuffed hooters together like seasoned strippers.

Where are the tiny-titty waifs in cheerleader/schoolgirl outfits? The demure, "Should I or shouldn't I?" role playing? C'mon! Dressing and acting über-slutty isn't in the job description for "just barely" vids. As director, Shelblack should know this. Don't blame the cast. They go about their duties in the usual way — all professional; some hotter than others. Aliana Love and her killer azz may be the freshest starlet in the bunch, so you've got that to work with.

Retailing: Youth-oriented releases are big business. Move this title to WTW to maximize customer goodwill.