Cartoon Tomfoolery (#599)

You are invited to play this quick minor league-version of The New YorkerCaption Contest.

‘New Yorker’ drawing by Michael Maslin (contest 599)

Every week I enter the magazine’s contest, using it as a comic writing exercise. Below are five captions. Three are the magazine’s semifinal selections, one is the winner, and two are mine. See if you can guess which are which.