Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Morning, Wonkers! It's Tuesday, and there's only 55 days left in this head slapping, brain-splitting election, so grab your adult beverage and check out some of the stories yr Wonkette may make clever dick jokes about today!

The asshole responsible for the "Innocence of Muslims" video that incited riots across the Muslim world -- yes, even in Benghazi, Libya (you know, that thing that Hillary gets blamed for all the time?) -- is now broke and living in a homeless shelter in Florida because he is a bad man and karma is a cruel bitch. (ARCHIVE)