]]>Sara Rubinhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/sararubin/signs-being-graceful-isnt-your-forteFri, 26 Dec 2014 13:29:38 -0500<b>Walk into a glass door.</b> JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE.sararubinnonadult30 Things That Happen When You're A Total Klutzhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/things-that-happen-when-youre-a-total-klutz?utm_term=4ldqpia
If this is worth ANY money, please take it away from me.

Store displays are out to get you.

You can't be trusted with anything that is made of glass or is at all breakable.

You rely on tiny little baby steps any time you have to carry something even remotely valuable.

"You break it, you buy it" has been a very real threat in your life.

]]>Arianna Rebolinihttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/things-that-happen-when-youre-a-total-klutzFri, 03 Oct 2014 18:15:03 -0400<b>If this is worth ANY money, please take it away from me.</b>ariannarebolininonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultAs in you still have anxiety dreams about it.nonadult"I&#39;ll play outfield! But like waaaaaaaaaaay way outfield."nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult27 Things Clumsy People Simply Cannot Dohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/27-things-clumsy-people-simply-cannot-do
Can’t be trusted to remain upright.

Can't dance.

]]>Kristin Chiricohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/27-things-clumsy-people-simply-cannot-doMon, 14 Apr 2014 19:05:17 -0400<b>Can&#39;t be trusted to remain upright.</b>kristinchiricononadultThey are death traps.nonadultThey are "I wish I were dead" traps.nonadultYou are basically a human lint roller.nonadultIt is the world&#39;s fastest way to end up on the ground.nonadultYour shoelaces don&#39;t like you, for good reason.nonadultIt&#39;s like a circus, in that you are a clown and there is an audience.nonadultHaving limbs is basically a full-contact sport for you.nonadultYou aren&#39;t really good with obstacles.nonadultDespite how it looks, snow is not a pillow. You are intimately aware of this.nonadultHow did you do that? How are you always doing that?nonadultIt doesn&#39;t matter if you are looking directly at the ice, you&#39;re still gonna bite it.nonadultStairs: all of the danger of stepping off of a curb, 17 TIMES IN A ROW.nonadultYou really should just be wearing knee pads, just accept it.nonadultRugs are basically just large, flat banana peels.nonadultThis wasn&#39;t invented for you. This was invented for a human who can remain upright for longer than ten seconds.nonadultIt&#39;s all the problems of walking, but faster, and from a higher altitude, so you are definitely putting yourself in the danger zone.nonadultSports teams do not have elections, but if they did, you would be voted off, like, immediately.nonadultFood just wants to get into your body as fast as it can, so you can&#39;t blame it for trying to take a short cut through your skin and clothes.nonadultThe job interview handshake is a perfect time to show off how you cannot handle trying to do two things at once.nonadultNOPE, YOU&#39;RE JUST GONNA TAKE THE ELEVATOR.nonadultYou are the reason why someone invented the caution sign.nonadultYou know balls are not for sitting on. What are you even doing?nonadultWhoever invented the elbow trick clearly does not get you.nonadultYou are an artist, and your kitchen counter is your canvas!nonadultYou were probably absent that day in kindergarten.nonadult<blockquote class="tweet"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXhURb9IEAE8IqQ.jpg"><a class="screen-name url"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/447600210983022592/m0xupCP2_normal.jpeg">Kri$ta@kristaalynn20</a><a class="follow">Follow</a><p class="tweet_text entry-title">â€œ@kennedyyhaynes: Few things are funnier than seeing someone fall backwards out of a chair #peeingmahpantsâ€</p><a class="view-details">01:44 PM - 26 Oct 13</a><a class="reply-action twt-intent">Reply</a><a class="retweet-action twt-intent">Retweet</a><a class="favorite-action twt-intent">Favorite</a></blockquote>nonadultLook, if gravity was so much fun, no one would have ever felt the need to invent <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00007BKUN/?tag=buzz0f-20">moon shoes.</a> JUST SAYING.nonadultThe Everyday Struggles Of Clumsy Peoplehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/micaela/the-everyday-struggles-of-clumsy-people
Opening a soda always goes terribly wrong.

]]>Hillary Lauren Levinehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hillarylevine/the-klutzes-greatest-enemiesFri, 13 Sep 2013 18:39:50 -0400<b>It starts with your own feet.</b>hillarylevinenonadultEmma Roberts Spilled Her Coffee Like A Huge Klutzhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/emma-roberts-spilled-her-coffee-like-a-huge-klutz
This is so outrageous, someone get this girl a COFFEE HOLDER TRAY.

It was a nice afternoon and Emma Roberts decided to go get a coffee. Why not right? Coffee is delicious, maybe she was tired. She even decided that she was going to pick some up for her lazy friends who can't seem to get their own coffee. So off Emma went, to the coffee shop.

"I'll have two medium iced coffees and one regular coffee please. With sweetner. No cream, i'll add it myself. Thanks!" Said Emma.

"Here you go!" Said the barista

All was going fine and dandy until she decided to stack her iced coffee. BIG MISTAKE. When has stacking cups of coffee ever ended well? It hasn't. People get burned. Anyway, so she stacks her coffee like a naive coffee stacker and of course, within moments, SPILLS HER ICED COFFEE. Then, to confuse us all and make us squirm with anxiety, she stacks the coffee she was previously holding in her right hand onto the hot coffee while she picks up her spilled coffee, that only spilled because it WAS STACKED. Please breathe now. You cannot reach into the computer and knock her other coffee over, just to teach her a lesson, I've already tried.

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/emma-roberts-spilled-her-coffee-like-a-huge-klutzThu, 23 Aug 2012 16:26:10 -0400<b>This is so outrageous, someone get this girl a COFFEE HOLDER TRAY.</b>lyapalaternonadultIt was a nice afternoon and Emma Roberts decided to go get a coffee. Why not right? Coffee is delicious, maybe she was tired. She even decided that she was going to pick some up for her lazy friends who can&#39;t seem to get their own coffee. So off Emma went, to the coffee shop.
<i>"I&#39;ll have two medium iced coffees and one regular coffee please. With sweetner. No cream, i&#39;ll add it myself. Thanks!"</i> Said Emma.
<i>"Here you go!"</i> Said the baristanonadultnonadultAll was going fine and dandy until she decided to stack her iced coffee. BIG MISTAKE. When has stacking cups of coffee ever ended well? It hasn&#39;t. People get burned. Anyway, so she stacks her coffee like a naive coffee stacker and of course, within moments, SPILLS HER ICED COFFEE. Then, to confuse us all and make us squirm with anxiety, she stacks the coffee she was previously holding in her right hand onto the hot coffee while she picks up her spilled coffee, that only spilled because it WAS STACKED. Please breathe now. You cannot reach into the computer and knock her other coffee over, just to teach her a lesson, I&#39;ve already tried.nonadultnonadultI&#39;m not really sure how the story ends. Maybe Emma went to get a replacement coffee, maybe she went on her way and decided to screw over one of her friends waiting for their iced coffee. Either way it doesn&#39;t seem like she was so upset over the spilling because look at her smiling! The only thing I have left to say is..nonadultnonadultPhotos: X17Onlinenonadult26 Gifs Of Really Clumsy Animalshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/26-gifs-of-really-clumsy-animals
These poor little guys just can’t stay on their feet.