Hi Everyone! For those of you who know me and/or remember me, I just wanted to say Hi and to give you an update.

I've decided to move out of the house with Chatter and Jacques. I am moving into an apartment. Things have gotten to be too much around here and I felt it necessary to move out. No one is in physical danger or anything like that. Mr. Evil One took the news pretty well and is being agreeable for now. We are classifying it as a trial separation for financial purposes.

I'm coming here to announce it but not announcing it on Facebook. I would appreciate it if no one mentioned it there. I just had to get it off my chest somewhere and figured I felt safe to do it here.

I'm not surprised by this news, but I'm really sorry your life is in upheaval.

I hope whatever happens puts you, chatter, and jacques in the best and happiest position possible!

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I hope things go as smoothly as possible! Even when it's your idea, divorce and the changes that come with it are not easy. <3

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Thank you all! You are the ones we can depend on. Chatter and Jacques are lucky to have a support system like this. Even though they are older teens, this forum helped me raise them and that I thank you.

I'm not surprised by this news, but I'm really sorry your life is in upheaval.

I hope whatever happens puts you, chatter, and jacques in the best and happiest position possible!

I echo this sentiment. Onward and upward for all of you!

_________________If you spit on my food I will blow your forking head off, you filthy shitdog. - MumblesDon't you know that vegan meat is the gateway drug to chicken addiction? Because GMO and trans-fats. - kaerlighed

Thanks for the kind words and support! I felt better announcing here rather than on Facebook because I'm friends with some of his friends. I'll leave it up to him to tell them.

This news should not be a surprise to anyone. If it is, then they didn't know us very well.

Linanil, thank you for the invite but we won't be coming to NC until the end of August. I'll be driving Chatter down to move her back into her dorm. And to check on my parents as well. My father has been diagnosed with Parkinson's and laid off from his job (those may be related) so that's added to my stress over the past year.

Glad to hear from you, sorry things are in a bit of upheaval right now for you guys. I'm thinking of you! <3

_________________Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumblesIs this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface

I'm glad to hear things are going as smoothly as they can, but as MBM said, even when you want to be separated, it is can still be really stressful. It is really, really good to hear that you're doing what you need to feel emotionally safe and well.

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