Lindsay Lohan made a hysterical plea for help to her father, as she claimed she was being kidnapped by Dina Lohan, screaming, “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck, and s**t” … and TMZ has obtained audio of the conversation. We broke the story … Lindsay and Dina got into a ballistic argument after leaving a NYC club at 4 AM. The two were in a limo which was going to Dina’s Long Island house.

During Lindsay’s conversation (LISTEN HERE), Lindsay tells her dad the fight ignited over money. Lindsay says she gave her mom $40,000 because Dina claimed she needed it to save her home from foreclosure. Nonetheless, Lindsay wanted her money back, and that’s when fireworks erupted.

Lindsay says her mom is calling her “nuts.” During the conversation, you hear Lindsay tell her mom, “This is what you do. You ruin people,” adding, “She’s like the f**king devil right now.” Lindsay goes on, telling her dad, “I have a gash on my leg from what happened.”

I’m so glad this is finally happening, and it’s not for the reasons you think. I’m glad because hopefully this will be the beginning of the end and we can see a healthier Lindsay Lohan quite soon. I really think that chick could get better if she could get away from her sycophant parents. Seriously, did you see what her mom has done to her lil sister Ali? I’ve seen EXPERIENCED crack whores look better than her. That chick looks like she has been rode hard and spit out (let’s be honest, with a mother like that, who would be surprised).