10 things your bartender would love you to stop doing

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You've put on your heels and went all in with a smoky eye. Yep, mama's going out tonight. But before you head to the bar with the girls, take a look at what our favorite NYC drink-mixing guru, Tim Dunn, has to say about things that almost always annoy a bartender. Are you guilty of any of these? (We certainly are…)

Telling them: "I don't know, just make me something"

Reminder: You're asking a stranger to just whip something up in hopes that you'll like it. Chances are you probably won't. Instead, meet the bartender halfway with something like, "I normally drink vodka, but I'd like to try something new. Maybe sweeter."

Not using the napkin or coaster they give you

We're guilty of sticking our gum in there, too, but bartenders not only put those out to protect the bar but also to signal to other bartenders that you've been helped already. It's like some clandestine spy stuff…kinda cool.

Ordering a bunch of drinks…one at a time

The bartender plops down your gin and tonic and then you order two more. Ugh. If you're ordering for a group of people, do it all at once. It's quicker and means less running around for the person behind the bar.

Showing them drink recipes on your phone

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There are millions of drink concoctions out there. Even a bartender who's been working for ten-plus years won't know all of them. So if you ask, "Do you know how to make a Hot Wet Panda Kiss," and he says "No," just move on. You can order that Panda Kiss when you go back to that weird Panda Bar.

Asking for free drinks

Just…no. If the bartender wants to give you a drink on the house, it will happen.

Especially on your birthday

Bartenders get the "birthday" request all the time. While they wish you a happy birthday, they're also working and trying to make a living.

Ordering Long Island Iced Teas

We were surprised too when we heard this one. But they're kinda a signal to the bartender that you're looking to get tipsy, fast. It also means you're buying fewer drinks. Bartenders want to make you more drinks. Slow and steady wins the race.

Not tipping on water requests

One water request sans drink order? Totally. A few? Leave a tip.

Asking for the bartender's name

From their perspective, there's nothing more annoying than a stranger trying to get their attention by yelling their name…over and over again. To get the bartender's attention, try to make eye contact—they're on the lookout.

Whistling

OK, we stand corrected. There is something more annoying than yelling their name—it's whistling. And waving money or a credit card in their face as they walk by. Again, go for the eye contact and a little bit of patience. They'll get to you; it's literally their job.