The One After Ross Says Rachel

Episode 501

Despite the fact that Ross said "Rachel" in his vows instead of "Emily,"
they go through with the wedding; but then Emily sneaks out the window at the
reception and apparently never wants to see Ross again. Rachel fixates on the
fact that "he said my name!" Chandler and Monica agree that their new relationship
can only continue while they are away from home... but then have a very difficult
time arranging to be alone together. While waiting at the airport in hopes that Emily
will still show up for the honeymoon to Athens, Ross bumps into Rachel. She encourages him
to go to Athens anyway; he invites her to come along. While boarding, Ross goes back
to get his jacket and discovers that Emily has arrived and has witnessed the two of them
preparing to leave together. Ross misses the flight; Rachel doesn't.

The one where they said....

Judy Geller: This is worse than when he married the lesbian.

Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah.Chandler: It could've been worse. He could've shot her.

Joey: Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake, right?

Phoebe: Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.Mrs. Waltham: Who?Phoebe: Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine.
Uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh, women's names are interchangeable,
through no fault of his own.Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe!Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Phalange. Oh no! You have it too!

Phoebe: [Facing Joey] You ate meat! [Facing Chandler and Monica] You had sex!Chandler: No we didn't!Phoebe: I know you didn't. I was talking about Monica.

Joey: All right, I'm gonna go say "hi" to the chick and the duck.Phoebe: Oh, me too!Joey: Why would you need to say "hi" to them? You've been feeding them for four days!Phoebe: Oh... right. Maybe I'll just go home.

Chandler: I'm still on London time, does that count?Monica: Oh, that counts!

Rachel: No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.Ross: Same difference.