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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible desire to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, yet Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day this individual confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Their wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to conquer this rash desire on his own. … Read more

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more