LOST FETUSMOBILES

The Tour de Fetus is over, the pinnacle of fetus fetishism on wheels having been reached in the form of a Big Bang-Up presentation of GORY GORE at an Ottawa church on Monday night. As usual, pro-choice demonstrators were on hand, in apparently larger numbers than the fetushists cowering inside the church.

…but sadly, that elicited no response. I wondered what might have happened:

Or maybe the Fetusmobiles were secretly stripped of the ugly before the long ride home took them back through many of the towns they’d already pissed off so savagely on the way out. Broken down? Cleaned off? Stolen by some ferocious feminazi man-hating pants-dropping baby-killer? Only the Shadow knows…

Hey, you’re actually mentioned in Pacheco’s screed. This, however, should get some kind of prize: “pro-abortionists who really don’t have much to offer in response — except the occasional tatooed and used bare breasts.”