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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

How I Met Your Mother - TV ShowsFeh. Just another show full of smarmy actors in their 30s playing young hip 20somethings in one big circle jerk of "cooler than thou". It's impossible to believe any of these shallow, self absorbed porn star wannabes could stay married to anyone for more than a week. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 10, 2009, 12:02 am

Heroes - TV ShowsI admit I'm just not into this show. Seems to me to be a bunch of people with superpowers acting like they're still in junior high. Which in and of itself seems to be the latest insufferable trend. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:59 pm

Home Improvement - TV ShowsNotable for being one of the first in the horrific trend of shows featuring a hot wife married to an average looking dumb guy, who expresses nothing but contempt for him the entire time (except when she wants sex) which makes you wonder why the hell she married him to begin with. At least the looks gap between Jill and Tim wasn't as huge as it would be in every later show with this theme. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:56 pm

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The - TV ShowsDefinitely the changing of the Vivs. The old Viv was sassy without overdoing it, smart and had, for lack of a better word, spirit. The new Viv was a bit wooden and never could capture the spark of the old. It just wasn't believable that the new Viv and Phil could ever get married, let alone stay that way. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:51 pm

Maury - TV ShowsOne of the biggest man hating shows out there, and that's a huge statement. If the guy really was the father he was scum. If the guy wasn't the father, we were supposed to forget all about him being dragged through the mud on national TV and feel sorry for the slut who slept with so many guys she couldn't even tell who the father of her child was. Whatever. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:49 pm

WKRP in Cincinnati - TV ShowsI hardly ever watch(ed) this show but whenever I did I always thought the actress playing Bailey Quarters was hotter than Loni Anderson. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:45 pm

Stargate SG-1 - TV ShowsOkay, so they spend the first few seasons fighting the Gua'uld, who seem like a good enough threat (despite the fact their troops make the stormtroopers from Star Wars seem elite). And then they win!!! Hooray!!!
BUT WAIT!!! Here come the Ori, who are basically the evil faction of the Ancients, who were the most powerful beings in the universe way back when! They were built up to be so powerful the only way our intrepid band of heroes could possibly beat them was by some cheesy deus ex machina, like, oh for example, Daniel Jackson suddenly transforming--I mean, "ascending"--into an Ancient himself! I think. Kinda made me wonder how, if the Ori were so big and bad, why they conveniently left Earth and the Milky Way galaxy alone until the Gua'uld were defeated. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:37 pm

Survivor - TV ShowsTravoltron is right. This is the show that started the Reality TV mind sludge that is extremely likely to be one of the main causes for America's destruction. Sure there were reality shows before Survivor, but this was the one that caused *everybody* to start worshipping at the altar of the genre and spawned what seems like hundreds of trashy imitations.
I can't even believe it's still going to be honest. I never hear about it anymore or even run across it on my DirecTV guide. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:27 pm

Sabrina the Teenage Witch - TV ShowsNot sure if this is a reason for boning the fish but I thought aunt Zelda was hotter than Sabrina and I don't think I was supposed to think that. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:18 pm

Seinfeld - TV ShowsThe finale...oh God, the horror!!! Let me get this straight. They get arrested for not helping some guy who was being robbed at gunpoint??? What were they supposed to do, charge across the street and hope the armed robber didn't shoot them all??? Not to mention we're actually supposed to buy that they're going to be in jail for 5-10 years when in real life the armed robber himself wouldn't have gotten anywhere near that kind of time. NOBODY gets that kind of time anymore even if they commit the most heinous felonies. And the trial itself was a complete farce seeing as the gang actually tried to HELP most of the people they "wronged" and it just didn't work out. So that makes them horrible people???
I cope by just pretending the finale never happened and enjoying the rest of the shows. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:17 pm

Mad About You - TV ShowsIt was the baby no doubt. The Big Divorce Tease was bad, but I still watched through that. But after the baby came along (and the whole "trying" drama) that was the last straw for me. And naming the kid MABEL??? Are you KIDDING me???
Also around this time Jamie went from being pretty cool with a mischievous side to outright hating Paul. It's as if the writers woke up one day and suddenly realized she wasn't a nagging man hating shrew like virtually every other woman on TV so they'd better make her one fast. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:08 pm

Malcolm in the Middle - TV ShowsI thought this show was good the first few times I watched but then the mom became so insufferable that I can't bring myself to watch it ever again. In real life Malcolm, his dad and his brothers (even the baby) would've all gotten together and killed her. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 11:02 pm

Best Buy - Random TopicsBest Buy is the electronics store equivalent of Wal Mart, an Evil Empire that's somehow driven all their competition out of business despite having HIGHER prices than everyone else. Okay, that part's not like Wal Mart but still... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 10:59 pm

Bill Clinton - CelebritiesWhen I wondered how getting a blowjob at work qualified him to be the leader of my country and concluded that it didn't. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 10:51 pm

Donkey Kong Country - Random TopicsDonkey Kong's popularity was starting to go down a little in the early 90's, but thanks to Donkey Kong Country, DK is cool again. DKC never boned. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 7:06 pm

Prison Break - TV ShowsI'm glad this show went off the air so I could stop getting beaten over the head with how "great" it was, even though it seemed like 3/4 of the show happened *after* the guy escaped prison. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 7:00 pm

Diddy - Music GroupsI enjoyed his "Vote or Die" campaign for Obama. What a talentless hack, and now- golly gee he is political hack now. Of course his voting meant vote for Obama, not vote for a candidate- South Park summed this joker up best with the 2004 "Douche and Turd" Episode. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 6:59 pm

Dave Barry - CelebritiesI used to think Dave Barry was the funniest man on the planet. Read every book of his I could find. Then I discover that he's kicked his wife Beth to the curb--after writing about her in every book--remarried some 20something floozy, and had a daughter with her when he was old enough to be the mom's dad. He'll be in a nursing home before this daughter gets out of high school. After that I just lost all respect for him and any desire to read further material. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:58 pm

OJ Simpson - CelebritiesI despise OJ for being the one who officially started the trend of nobody being punished for anything anymore, even non-celebs. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:54 pm

Harrison Ford - CelebritiesWHAAAAAT?!?! Harrison Ford got an EARRING?!?! When did this happen?!?! This is why I try my best to ignore any "news" about celebrities.
Forgetting the obvious about how lame it is for men over 40 to get an earring, it's at least 15 years removed from being cool to begin with. He might as well have decided to wear a mullet and Zubaz pants while he was at it. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:51 pm

Ted McGinley - CelebritiesTed McGinley ROCKS!!! I liked him better than Steve on Married With Children. The way he laughed at Marcy behind her back whenever Al would insult her never got old. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:48 pm

Saved by the Bell - TV ShowsYup, definitely when they went to college. Which is pretty much the same reason any show set in high school bones the fish.
Also might have started during that lame two part show where the gang has jobs at some sort of summer camp with the fat jerky boss and Leah Rimini playing his daughter. Anyone else remember that? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:45 pm

Guns N Roses - Music GroupsEven today I've still only heard one song from this Chinese democracy project album thingie that Axl--um, I mean the band--had allegedly been working 15 years on. I don't even mind that Axl gained 200 pounds in that time, but these guys should just get on with their lives. Slash certainly has. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:41 pm

Green Day - Music GroupsSure is strange how Green Day didn't decide America was going down the tubes until Bush got elected and then they DEVOTED AN ENTIRE ALBUM to bashing him. Oy... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:38 pm

Rolling Stones, The - Music GroupsHonestly, have the Stones had a legit new hit since "Start me Up" over 25 years ago? I'm not talking about songs only their hardcore fans would know about, I'm talking about a song everybody knows. Does anyone UNDER the age of 40 even go to their concerts these days? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:36 pm

Beastie Boys, The - Music GroupsWow, I never even knew they bashed Bush until now. Not that I'm surprised, I guess to me they were just drowned out by all the other Bush bashers, like Green Day. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:34 pm

Metallica - Music GroupsThe Napster Incident. No matter what happens with them, I will always view them as advocates of armed RIAA agents kicking down the doors of people's houses and dragging them off to jail for life for the heinous crime of downloading one song. Lars obviously never read Orwell's 1984. Or maybe that's where he got the idea... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:30 pm

Dixie Chicks - Music GroupsIt's awfully strange how the Dixie Chicks had nothing bad to say about Al Qaeda. You know, the people who really were responsible for 911. As far as I know those gals have no problem with terrorism whatsoever. But George Bush is the most evil man who ever existed, yeah right.
And bonus points for making the classic libbie mistake of assuming freedom of speech only applied to them somehow and nobody else was allowed to use THEIR freedom of speech to disagree with them. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:26 pm

Diddy - Music GroupsAnybody else remember the horrible Burger King ad where "Diddy" (I think he was P. Diddy at the time) bullies some manager into opening the restaurant at night just because he's just that important? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on June 9, 2009, 6:21 pm

Ryan Seacrest - CelebritiesAn annoying celebrity that has had his grubby little hands in everything. What is he really famous for? He is like a male version of Paris Hilton that way. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 5:52 pm

Total Request Live (TRL) - TV ShowsMTV was on its way down and this was what finally killed it off. This show also shows what is wrong with America with all of the celebrity worship. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 5:50 pm

Harry Potter - Movie SeriesThis is a series that has been dragged on for too long. When will it end, when the kids are grandparents? -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 4:03 pm

Y2K Bug, The - Random TopicsOne of the most annoying panics to ever hit the world. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 3:58 pm

Macarena, The - Random TopicsThe song was fun for a while, but then it just got old. Thankfully, it is dead. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 3:55 pm

Donkey Kong Country - Random TopicsHow can this suck?! It is one of the greatest video games of all time. Never boned. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 3:54 pm

Sims, The - Random TopicsThe Sims are a victim of their own success. They have made too many expansion packs and now it is just an annoying fad that won't go away. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 3:51 pm

Fairly OddParents, The - TV ShowsWhat is wrong with you people?! This is NOT a show that boned day one! The Wild Thornberrys IS. Who ever thinks The Wild Thornberrys, that horrible cartoon, is great, is an IDIOT! And whoever thinks FOP sucks entirely is also an idiot. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 3:48 pm

Twitter - WebsitesAre we going to over saturate the market with networking sites? This seems like a dot bomb in the making. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 3:44 pm

Calvin and Hobbes - Random TopicsThe Calvin pissing on stickers has turned into one of the most annoying trends to ever materialize in the United States. It has taken away from the comics so much. Now, I cannot even stand to see the comics because all I can picture is Calvin pissing on everything. -- Submitted By: (MCS) on June 9, 2009, 3:42 pm

Robot Chicken - TV ShowsThis show rocks?! No, it's not that good! Day one. Like The Powerpuff Girls, this is another show that nobody worked very hard on. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 3:42 pm

Aerosmith - Music GroupsWhen they let too many people outside of the band contribute writing songs for them. They were at their best when they didn't care about having a hit. "Permanent Vacation " was the beginning of the end,"Just Push Play" was the nail in the coffin.All of their music in the 70's was great however. -- Submitted By: (EricP) on June 9, 2009, 3:11 pm

Disney Channel - Random TopicsWith all of the wonderful history of animation and classic movies that bear the Disney name, why are we stuck with all these ridiculous teeny bopper shows? I used to love the channel, but now it completely sucks. -- Submitted By: (EricP) on June 9, 2009, 3:04 pm

Rock music - Random Topicstoo much corporate control in the music biz.rock music was revolutionary in the 50's and 60's,and reached its creative peak with many of the artists of the 70's. however,there was a lot of corporate influence beginning to creep in as the 70's came to a close.every decade since then has gotten worse,although there were a few bright spots here and there ,like the early days of the grunge movement.I love rock music,but modern rock totally blows,everyone sounds the same.and dont even get me started on hip-hop. big time corporations ruin everything..... -- Submitted By: (EricP) on June 9, 2009, 2:43 pm

4Kids Entertainment - Random TopicsThe Japanese make a cartoon. 4Kids butchers the hell out of it, then brings it to the United States. They take shows intended for older audiences and dumb it down for kids, and make many unnecessary edits just to give the finger to their critics, and so much more. If they have to edit it so badly to make it kid-friendly, then maybe IT IS NOT MEANT FOR KIDS!! If you see an anime which has been dubbed by 4Kids, avoid it like the plague! Just get the Japanese version with english subtitles. If the 4Kids version is the only one you can watch, then abandon all hope of yee who enter here. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 2:19 pm

Best Buy - Random TopicsIn my area, at least, when it comes to electronics and other goods, Best Buy always has the highest prices of any store I've seen. Makes the name ironic, huh? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 1:59 pm

Calvin and Hobbes - Random TopicsI read in The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book by Bill Watterson that he did not want Calvin and Hobbes to be turned into merchandise, but the syndicate wanted him to relent. He did not want to see his work turned into other people's visions. The only merchandise you see is Calvin peeing stickers, but they are bootlegs. The syndicate agreed to stop them as long as he allowed them to merchandise Calvin and Hobbes. He refused. Maybe the syndicate had a hand in the peeing Calvins so they could (try to) sway Watterson's decision. To be honest, Calvin and Hobbes looks much better as a comic strip than anything else. Is Hobbes a stuffed tiger who comes to life in Calvin's imagination or does he magically come to life when nobody else is around? That mystery should not be known, but it would if it were turned into a cartoon, or toys, or other goods. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 1:01 pm

Jon Hein - CelebritiesI'm sure he doesn't give a rat's butt. After all, he got millions of dollars by selling the site and subsequently selling out his fans, so what if the site is ruined, right? -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 12:22 pm

JumptheShark.com - WebsitesTV Guide ruins their own magazine, ruins "the site which shall not be named", and now, they block the archives...I am officially boycotting them. So what that I don't buy their products, anyways. I can still do all I can to avoid visiting any sites hosted by TV Guide. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 12:20 pm

Ron Howard - CelebritiesAfter what he did to Dr. Seuss's masterpiece, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I lost all respect for him. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on June 9, 2009, 12:14 pm

Nintendo Wii - Random TopicsAll right you guys, this system is severely overrated. Sure there are a few good games, but the old systems will always reign supreme. Bring back the NES, Super NES, and Classic Game Boy! How would you like me to invade Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto with a mob and command/urge them to move its HQ to Redmond, Washington (where NOA is currently headquartered)? Then, propagandize the American people that the old systems are by far the best and get them to buy classic systems. Nickelodeon should be the same way: Dump your new shows to hell and bring back the old shows! -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 11:59 am

Nintendo (company) - Random TopicsThere's no way that Nintendo still rocks! Most of their latest projects are LAME! What is wrong with you people?! This company should be overthrown, moved to the United States, and reviving classic systems like the NES, Super NES, and Nintendo 64. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 11:50 am

Yogi Bear 1961 - TV ShowsThis is a great show! How could anyone think it sucked ass? Never boned. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 11:12 am

Super Mario Bros. - Random TopicsOf course the Super Mario Bros. series (1, 2, and 3) never boned. However, the most recent games Mario and Luigi have starred in suck ass! Therefore, whoever thinks they never boned the fish is an idiot. -- Submitted By: (Marcus) on June 9, 2009, 11:04 am

Second Life - WebsitesWhat a complete and utter waste of time. There are 2nd Life real estate agents that broker land deals so your zecondlife character can have a nice home. Yeah the apocalypse is near when you read that- pass the slaw... -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 10:56 am

David Carradine - Celebrities"Hung Fu" anyone? Really, I couldn't resist, and I like David Carradine! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 10:54 am

Spider-Man - Movie SeriesWelcome Back to the Franchise Kirsten!! They should only show this 4th movie on Imax to accomodate her huge pumpkin like face so it can be seen in all of it's pure huge-ness! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 10:53 am

Spider-Man - Movie SeriesKirsten Dunst will return as Mary Jane Watson, Spider-Man 4 producer Todd Black told the New York Post.
The star will rejoin director Sam Raimi and star Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker's love interest in the latest installment in the popular superhero franchise, which is slated for May 6, 2011. -- Submitted By: (Hikariu) on June 9, 2009, 10:26 am

Spiderman Comics - Random TopicsThe whole "Brand New Day" / "One More Day" Fiasco to anyone who knows Spiderman was a complete slap in the face to everything within the Marvel Universe. Way to serve up some slaw and trout to the great Web-head after all those years of service!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 9:19 am

Sean Hannity - CelebritiesHannity said it all when he responded to searches on subways and airports by saying "these are different times, if you don't like it start driving." Hannity is a neoconservative fascist and screaming idiot; in his book (the one with the picture of him with that arrogant sneer on the cover), the first thing he does is pull out the tired old cliche of HITLER and the Nazi party in order to define "evil." Gee, never heard THAT one before? How about something original-- like LINCOLN, who was the head of the REPUBLICAN party that turned the Republic into an empire and murdered 300,000 of its people? Hannity is a Holier-than-thou hack, and he represents everything that's wrong with the American right-wing. -- Submitted By: (SarahGoodwich) on June 9, 2009, 6:04 am

JumptheShark.com - WebsitesI had noticed that wayback.com wasa getting more difficult to use, thankfully thanks to our wonderful users volunteers, more of the great content from the site that shall not be named is geting added here every day. Want to stick it to TV Guide, email the site to volunteer to add a reason from the "Scottish" site today, and in turn stick the Bone to the Man!! Damn you for stopping the archive site!!! -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 3:38 am

My Three Sons - TV ShowsBone the Fish is honored to take the "My Three Sons" Controversy and continue it since "the Site that Shall Not be Named" is too good for that sort of thing anymore. I would like to invite the Dodie actress to email the site if she is reading this. Perhaps we can get a picture of her in a big adult diaper and wearing a BTF Tee Shirt with a bucket of coleslaw? Can it be so? -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on June 9, 2009, 3:35 am

Sons of Anarchy - TV ShowsI hope this one lasts a long time. Kate is awesome as a biker bitch, who knew? The guy who plays the lead character is totally unbelieveable, not tough enough, and come on, a helmet? -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 2:49 am

Newhart! - TV ShowsWhat is it with producers and Bob Newhart? Old bald not funny guy and every time you look up, he has a new show with a hot wife. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 2:27 am

Law and Order SVU - TV Showsice T or what ever, how can he try to make a fortune off of Cop Killer and then try playing one. This show blows. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 2:09 am

Hunter - TV ShowsThis was actually a show I looked forward to. Fred was a pretty good actor and Dee Dee was hot. Then she undercovered as a singer and started singing seemed like for ever. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 1:56 am

FOX News - TV Showsit is the only station that gives a crap about the other party. I find it refreshing and in spite of all the liberal whiney assed comments that will certainly follow, you can't argue with the facts they are number one in every category and have been for a long time. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 1:43 am

Dancing With the Stars - TV ShowsWhere are the celebrities? Different wannabes and has beens and never will bes. How many ways are there to tell Mario that he is not an actor, never will be a celeb, just take that job with the cement contractor boy! -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 1:33 am

Deadliest Catch - TV ShowsWould've been a great documentary as would ice road truckers, but a series? Na. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 1:29 am

CSI Miami - TV ShowsWhy in the world do they keep casting Caruso as a cop? When this wuss gets tough, it's like being afraid of Opie. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 1:11 am

Celebrity Fit Club - TV ShowsLike all celeb/reality shows, where are the celebrities? they always got at best an old over the hill washed up actor, or a child star who was stuck in the 70s or Wendy the Snapple lady. The crying the fighting, glad it's over. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 1:09 am

Baywatch - TV ShowsLike Walker Texas ranger, this was a David Hasselhof in love with himself fest. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:52 am

Battlestar Galactica 2004 - TV ShowsThe whole premise of the show was that machines hated us and were bent on our destruction. They looked cool even in 78, now they look like us and you couldn't tell. That did it for me, I wanted evil robots by God! -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:50 am

Alice - TV ShowsThis was a show that could've gone a little longer, but with Lavins contract forcing them to let her sing, which she couldn't, and Polly Holliday leaving it was a foundering boat and they couldn't bail fast enough. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:41 am

Addams Family, The - TV ShowsThe movies sucked by comparison, but the original show, wow. Carolyn Jones was a goddess, rest her sole. One day, a writer with talent will come forth and TV will suck no more. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:37 am

Will & Grace - TV ShowsThis show makes me laugh like no other. It was a riot and there were times I would yell at the screen for Will to just cut Jack loose. Leo came in and screwed it up for everyone. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:18 am

Waltons, The - TV ShowsSaw the pilot one Christmas, The Homecoming. New the show would be a hit. It started off like The Monroes as people just trying to make it with the odds stacked against them. It just ran too long. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:13 am

Walker, Texas Ranger - TV ShowsThis show was stupid from day one. The DA and a ranger? I am a Texas cop and this would be considered a conflict of interest. Second, the rangers don't get involved that often. There is only one assigned to an area, not fifty per square foot. On the show they got involved in everything that would have been the responsibility of the Travis County SO or the Austin PD. Most rangers don't have black belts, old rangers don't run bars and still have authority, and the DA has never been kidnapped, in this show it happens once a month. About the only truth in the whole show is that nobody loves Norris more than he does. -- Submitted By: (Bobsuruncle) on June 9, 2009, 12:05 am

JumptheShark.com - WebsitesHey guys, just to make me hate them even more, TV Guide has blocked the Internet Archive Wayback Machine (archive.org) from accessing the old jumptheshark.com. Now there is absolutely no way to read the old stuff any more. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 8, 2009, 11:21 pm

My Three Sons - TV ShowsI can't say for sure, but I recall somebody posting something similar on the Unnamed Site. I recall the child actress herself coming onto the site and posting. This show is way before my time so I really can't say, but adding a girl to a show called "My Three Sons" does sound like a fish boning to me. -- Submitted By: (Travoltron) on June 8, 2009, 11:17 pm

My Three Sons - TV ShowsSomebody better mail that fugly Dawn Lyn a box of bandaids cause her pudgy little fingers must be bleeding. She has been clicking on the Never Boned button every 5 minutes 12 hours a day. She far too stupid to realize she keeping My Three Sons on top with the most votes by doing that. She just drawing more attention to herself for boning the show with her bad acting. In 12 years on JTS there was only 10 votes for never jumping. -- Submitted By: (shanequia) on June 8, 2009, 9:01 pm

Ron Howard - CelebritiesRon Howard had my respect by being one of the very few to escape a stereotype and go on to other successful roles. The character of Opie would normally have killed most actors but not Ron Howard. He went on to star in American Graffiti, and then created the role of Richie Cunningham in Happy Days, and now he's a highly respected director. He lost some points this year when he and Andy Griffith reprised their Mayberry roles of Andy and Opie and filmed the Obama for President ad. Now I'm afraid Ron, Opie, and Richie are all just more of the liberal political hacks you'll find running around in Hollwood. -- Submitted By: (JoeBagODonuts) on June 8, 2009, 3:21 pm

Flip Wilson Show, The - TV ShowsYeah, I always got a laugh out of Geraldine saying "What you see is what you get!" in so many different emphases. Like Minnie Pearl, the character had universal appeal because Flip was having fun with a personality everyone had some recognition of without demeaning anyone. A tricky line to walk-especially considering that this was a man's man playing a female character. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 8, 2009, 2:25 pm

April Fools' Day - Random TopicsJoe, I think the most likely reason for its origins has to do with the calendar switch in 1563, France in which the OLD New Year's got celebrated on the NEW April 1st. Anyway, the illiterate peasantry hadn't heard of the edict so they were STILL celebrating the OLD New Year with all kinds of merrymaking and carryings on. This prompted the city folks and aristocrats to become very derisive of them and laugh "Look at all those APRIL FOOLS!". Anyway, it seems even after the misunderstanding was cleared up, everyone liked the idea of a day of pranks and mischief so the day stuck and spread to other countries! Maybe this likely French-originated celebration is not the most edifying holiday but surely is less destructive than Britain's Guy Fawke's Day which involves burning a straw man in front of a crowd! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on June 8, 2009, 2:17 pm