Anyone who’s read “Seven Soldiers: Mister Miracle” #4 knows exactly what’s been done to Batman at the close of the issue. He’s caught in the Death Trap, the Omega Sanction. It won’t be easy to escape, but sheesh, if Shilo Norman could do it, Bruce Wayne should have no problem at all.

So I guess that all explains why the comic world didn’t implode after “Final Crisis” #6. Me? I still want to pound some tension headache medicine. And punch Grant Morrison in the throat with some brass knuckles fused with nihilism.

— My Twitter page came out of the Omega Sanction unscathed. And unclothed. Darkseid wept. A lot.