In a world of skinty (skinny) bitches, low carb diets, and self image comes a whole new world of pork, thick thighs and curvaceous hips. The Fat Asses are in the house to let America know we aint going no where so either jump on this band wagon or get yo ass ran over either way we still on the way to the buffet tables bitches!
Holla!

Today I was playing in my make up and decided to do something with the purple palettes that I never use so here's what I created I used 3 different shades of purple and a little silver. I'm always afraid of wearing bright colors because of my dark skin complexion so I usually steer clear of this kind of look but here it is let me know what you think. Make up by elf cosmetics, regular lip gloss from local hair store. It looks bright that's because of the flash on the camera so I took it on another camera as well so you can see the difference!

Ok so I went to the doctor not long ago maybe last week and I was just so pissed off. I went into their for a totally different reason and all they could tell me was everything I was experiencing was probably due to the fact that I'm overweight?? What the fuck type shit is this? I'm telling you that it may be a genetics thing because my mom, sister, and some of my aunts have the same issues as me and you tell me that no it's because you need to lose weight. Then that was it this doctor went on to tell me that I probably have high sugar/diabetes, high cholesterol, and hypertension and all this other shit so now I'm pissed off. So I tell her well I came in here to get a check up why don't we check all these things as well. Guess what ya girl blood pressure was fabolous even though I thought it was gon be boiling because I wanted to cuss her ass out, sugar levels were flawless, and cholestorol was excellent so now I'm looking at this doctor like now bitch what else you got to say cuz obviously I just proved your ass wrong and that's not the damn problem so okay mrs. doctor what the hell is the real problem is it maybe you don't know what the hell you talking about? I was just so pissed off I left up outta there with a straight up attitude like fuck what you heard I'm fat, fabolous, and healthy so don't judge a book by it's cover please don't do me.

About Me

Hey Yall!
My name is Laura aka Mz. Thickness I am the fat and fabulous 22 year old diva sitting here before you. I would like you to get to know me and I want to get to know you as well. I'm born in raised in Cincinnati, OH aka Da Nasti Nati (yeah dats us!). The youngest of 3 beautiful daughters and I have to say the best sense of humor. Trust me I can find laughter and joy in any situation. I am trying to live my life to the fullest and with my advice, encouragement, and motivation I am confident that I will be able to help some big girls in their journey to becoming the baddest big bitch in america.