When we saw Courtney Love's name on the
SXSW schedule, we assumed that the first Hole shows in
a decade would bring the week's
biggest trainwreck. Amazingly: not sucky! Actually good! Instead, meltdown-of-the-week honors went to her Saturday-night opening act:
ex-Fall Out Boy singer PATRICK STUMP. Video evidence of both after the jump . . .

Only two episodes deep (balls deep!) into their new "reality" show Jersey Shore, MTV is already seeing some major fallout. According to a recent article by Fox News, the network has been receiving death threats, death threats, in response to the show, which features self-proclaimed guidos behaving very, very badly.

Thought Macbeth was the most cursed play in history? Think again. Former pop starlet/defensive hoedown expert Ashlee Simpson has been tapped to reprise her role as Roxie Hart in Chicago. On Broadway. That's the same Ashlee Simpson who just lost her TV gig because, apparently, her acting chops couldn't cut it on Melrose Place.

By now you've likely seen the video of the late Kurt Cobain's likeness being used as a playable avatar in Guitar Hero 5 (and playing mostly songs the real Cobain would have found appalling). Most people, including the author of that video that circulated the internet so quickly, suspected Cobain's widow, Courtney Love, was responsible for it somehow.