In her own words

I'm very sarcastic, adventurous, fun, take duck-face bathroom selfies to drive my mom crazy and I've had an "interesting" time dating since moving to Denver. This actually happened...
My date showed up drunk, dressed like Rick James with a Tequila bottle of Fireball tucked in his shoe. (It doesn't makes sense) He shouted "Im Rick James " at least 5 times while waiting in line for the concert, then would look at me and say with sincerity "I'm not calling you a "B." (Match won't let me quote the real word) Then he unlocked his phone and handed it to me when he went to the bathroom. Here is what I learned 1) He's in serious debt 2) He's mean to his mom 3) His ex-girlfriend hates him 4) He likes to snuggle...or he's just texted a lot of girls about snuggling.
^^^That is not what I'm looking for. 😜
My dog dominates. When he learned how to lift his leg to pee he started with a man's leg before a 5K. When he learned to fetch sticks he started with a 70 year old woman's walking stick and will chase a ball until he dies...total, extreme, domination.
I also like playing volleyball in Wash park, watching college football, golfing, skiing, traveling and hiking. I'd love to meet someone open minded, kind, adventurous, active (and will encourage that kind of lifestyle), someone funny is a plus, with a job, who showers, doesn't live with mom or dad and won't show up to our first date in costume. :)