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They all look alike, don’t they? The hair, the skin tone, the attire–they’re all the same, right? In a group, it’s tough to differentiate one from the next, which is all the more troubling since they typically travel in herds. I’m talking about sorority girls, of course.

Jenni Bazard, a Phi Mu at Louisiana Tech–and according to her Twitter bio, the “#1 fan of the Texans”–met Arian Foster in a Houston bar on Saturday night, one of her favorite Houston Texans. Except it wasn’t Arian Foster. She tweeted about it anyway.

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co