The Egg Agents Are Coming for You

People who recruit desirable women to donate their eggs to parents who are struggling with infertility are called “egg agents.”

This is a frightening, Invasion of the Body Snatchers-level, nightmare-inducing phrase. The egg agents are onto you. The egg agents aren’t pleased you haven’t returned their call. The egg agents would like your harvest.

Please consider re-branding, so that our eyes don’t automatically bulge in terror when we see this phrase.