Louvre Paintings

C’est si bon, oui?

Tips for impressionable Paris art “dealers”

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings andmade it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his vanran out of gas. When he was asked how he could mastermind
such a crime, and then make such an obviously stupid errorin judgment, he replied...

“Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings from the Louvre

is because I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.”

Now, see if you have De Gaulle

to send this on to someone else...
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing
Toulouse.