Write a caption for the photo below, and you can win a brand new 2009 "Nuns Having Fun" calendar! You know you want it. Because if anyone knows how to cut loose, it's repressed nuns who are just ready to burst!

Anyone in the world can enter. Leave your caption in the comments section. If you're not a Blogger member, you can comment anonymously and leave your name or your initials; when I announce the winner, you'll know if you won and all you have to do is e-mail me to claim your prize.

The deadline for captions/entries is Thursday, January 15, 2009, 11:59PM, and it is one caption/entry per person. I will select my favorite answers at that time, and a Bamboo Nation reader poll will determine one winner.

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"Once you've assumed the position, Sister Mary John Roberts will insert this end of the enema tube in your rectum. You may begin to feel a sensation of being filled, but there will be minimal discomfort. Sister Mary Innocent, you're first."

Now, Sisters.. I know celibacy can be tough, but with this hose and enough pressure... No, Sister Mary Patrick, not like that, but you can if that's your thing... And don't forget to say a couple Hail Mary's afterward.