Here Are The Most Shirt-Ripping Sam Rockwell Dancing GIFs You’ll Ever See

To quote one of my favorite YouTube comments of all-time, “White people were born without rhythm because God was saving it all for Sam Rockwell.” Indeed.

The star of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, the woefully underrated Moon, Galaxy Quest, and, opening tomorrow, Seven Psychopaths, always looks for an excuse to dance (not that he needs one), as seen in this much-watch screen test. He’s like a coke-addled James Brown, and that’s why we adore him. We couldn’t get Rockwell to read lines from Breaking Amish, so instead, we put together a collection of his finest dancing GIFs. When you dance, Sam, I can really love.

How he is not a bigger star is beyond me. It can only be because he doesn’t want to be.
I will present this one story about Sam Rockwell though: My friend who used to live next to him (right before Charlies Angels) would always get some of Rockwells mail delivered to him, most of it being asian fetish porn. So yea Sam kicks ass for many reasons.