Me: It's great to be back boss, although I didn't expect to have to come in so early on a Sunday. O_oBoss: Well, we've been at a loss without you! We don't have any idea of how to make these stupid computer things run, so we've had to call in all sorts of help!Me: Oh surely somebody worked!Boss: Nope, I almost called in some experts.

-Walks into a room, where a dog is sniffing at a computer, a cat sleeping on the keyboard, and a small toddler banging on the office printer with a rattle-

Boss: O_oMe: I'd say you have been calling in all kinds of help, but I'd hope I have more expertise then them, although that cat certainly reminds me of some technical support I've had in the past.Boss: XD

So I log onto my aim for the first time in a few years and I get sex botted, so I quoted that thing some starwars

Spoiler :

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Apparently I started an in-joke with the loss prevention guys at work a few months ago without realizing it. For the past four months, they would ask me if I'd gotten chinese food, or tell me they were getting chinese food. I didn't get it, but I'd play along, because hey, why not?

Tonight I finally asked what it was about, and they thought I had come up with it. They told me that back in May, I walked into their office, asked if someone ordered chinese food, and left. A minute later, they smelled a raunchy fart, and neither one did it. Supposedly I farted in their office and called it chinese food. The next week, Jonathan (the LP supervisor) walks up to me in the break room, ripped a loud fart, and asked if I ordered any chinese food. I was super confused for the next four months.

See, I don't actually remember any of this happening. They said I was playing my game for that first rebuttal, so that one I'm not surprised I didn't notice. I don't remember farting in their office either, but I can believe I'd do that. I probably farted, then got distracted by the smell of chinese food.

OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.

Obviously drunk & stoned guy: Sweet hat.Me: I thought so.Obviously drunk & stoned guy: So you ever rub your face in blue cheese?Me: Uh... I think that would be rather smelly.Obviously drunk & stoned guy: Aw! Worry about that at the end of the day!

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