A photo posted by littlemsvaughn (@lmv_foodfitjourney) on Jul 8, 2015 at 5:49pm PDT

The broth, favoured by paleo prince Pete Evans, is apparently a nutrient-rich superfood with a wide range of benefits: shiny hair, increased immune system, presumably the ability to tackle woolly mammoths and light fires in caveman caves, or at least complete cross-fit training.

But FFS.

Anyone hoping to secure some ham bones to make a pea and ham soup, or to treat their slobbery dog to something to bury in the garden now has to compete with the fantasies of fucking pre-civilisation hunter-gatherers.