I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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"You didn't know of the magical powers of the break stick? It's up there with genies and Harry Potter as far as magic levels go." SisMorphine 01/07/07

He's stinky, and for some reason is constantly covered in food. Last night, I was picking food out of his tail. Fun fun fun. He gets it all over his face too, like he's dipping his nose in it instead of licking it. So, I bath him with pet-wipes once a day to keep the mess at bay.

We're not force feeding, I don't have the heart to do that to him. The pills twice a day piss him off enough.

We're currently on liquefied mackerel. *gag* Which we warm up before serving.

Michelle

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with a martini.