Rickroll

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A Rickroll is an advanced new war tactic, developed by US scientists for maximum use in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Arguably more effective a tool than cyanide or napalm, a RickRoll has been officially regarded by British and American authorities as a weapon of mass destruction. It used as a devious way of getting Taliban and Iraqimilitia to kill themselves through sheer exasperation after relentlessly emailing the video to them dozens of times, usually under the guise of pornography and, less commonly, free life insurance. About the only other weapon in the world that even comes close to the formidability of the RickRoll is the hydrogen bomb. Since its development, the RickRoll is thought to have accounted for at least 40% of all successful war-based assasinations. Ownership of the weapon has been banned and is punishable by jail time in over two continents. This does not include the Internet, where over 91% of RickRoll weapons are both manufactured and sold.