Just in case you need the words
for your nextbachelor, birthday or anniversary
party,

(What? You never heard of
theBride of Frankenstein!? Whatever.)

here they are ...

MONSTER MASH

I was working in the lab, late
one nightWhen my eyes beheld, an eerie sightFor my monster from his slab began
to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise

He did the mash. He did the
monster mashHe did the mash. It was a graveyard
smashHe did the mash. It caught on in
a flashHe did the mash. He did the monster
mash

From my laboratory in the castle
eastTo the master bedroom where the
vampires feastThe ghouls all came from their
humble abodesTo get a jolt, from my electrodeThey did the mash. They did the
monster mashThey did the mash. It was a graveyard
smashThey did the mash. It caught on
in a flashThey did the mash. They did the
monster mash

The zombies were having fun, the
party had just begunThe guests included wolfman, Dracula
and his sonThe scene was rocking, all were
digging the soundsIgor on chains backed by his baying
houndsThe coffin draggers were about
to arriveWith their vocal group, the crypt
kicker five

They played the mash. They played
the monster mashThey played the mash. It was a
graveyard smashThey played the mash. It caught
on in a flashThey played the mash. They played
the monster mash

Out from his coffin Drac's voice
did ringIt seems he was troubled by just
one thingHe opened the lid and shook his
fist and said,"Whatever happened to my Transylvania
twist?"

It's now the mash. It's now the
monster mashIt's now the mash. It was a graveyard
smashIt's now the mash. It caught on
in a flashIt's now the mash. It's now the
monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a
part of the bandAnd my monster mash is the hit
of the landFor you the living this mash was
meant tooWhen you get to my door tell them
Boris sent you

And you can mash. And you can monster
mashAnd you can mash. It was a graveyard
smashAnd you can mash. It caught on
in a flashAnd you can mash. And you can monster
mash