“I FIND MYSELF ON THE PLANET OH-GO, PART OF A RULING ELITE…”

Please hep’ me, ah’m fallin’…in luu-uuve with you — Close the door to temptaaaa-shun, don’t let me walk thruuuu — For I should-dunt waaaant you, But darlin’ I do — Please hep me ahhh’m faaaahh-lin, innnn luuu-uve with you……Please help me ah’m fahhhlin’ and that would be sin — Close the door to temptaaaa-shun, don’t let me waaa-lk in — Turn away from me daaaahrlin’, Ah’m beggin’ you treeewwww — Please he’p me, ah’m faaahh-lin’, in luu-uuve with you.

Can Sir Knight Mitt return and save us from fahhh-lin’? The nation, we need a leader, so I am, as a part of this nation, keeping hope alive, and though it’s very unlikely I will ever vote for a Democrat, the tintype depiction of me with a ballot cast for the marginalizing, unromancing, bleak and bleary remains of the GOP by way of McCain grows dimmer and more out of focus as I write this from beneath the tree tops around my happy home on the range.