Funny Status Message #68806

# 90349 I was sitting in the shower masturbating when I thought to myself... Home Depot needs to get some running water.

# 93289 I was enjoying my shower...until the Home Depot manager opened the curtains... then it turned awkward!

# 152651 There’s another hacking scandal. Home Depot is now investigating the hack of its customers' credit card information. They would have targeted Home Depot employees too, but the hackers couldn't find any.