Game:SWZork/Sanjosetrashfail

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In hopes of finding another useful item for your quest, you dig through the trash yet again, when you feel something wet and furry. You clear some trash to find a sleeping Grue. Don't worry, it's asleep.

> Sigh in Relief

You sigh so loud that it wakes up the Grue. Angry that you woke it up, it roars so loud that it paralyzes your insides with fear so deep that your soul almost jumps out of your body. It devours you before you have a chance to scream, or pull out your trusty Desert Eagle.