Does Michael Bolton Have Soul? An Illustrated Guide

That's singer Michael Bolton, above. Last week, Center Street (a division of Hachette Book Group) published his long-awaited memoir, The Soul of It All, which details his rise from broke, pot-smoking, hard-rockin' nobody to multi-platinum pop/R&B superstar, bedder of Hollywood starlets, and Friend of Bill Clinton. Of course, as long as Michael Bolton has been in the public eye, people have accused him of being devoid of soul. So here's a few ways you might be able to determine if he, in fact, has soul.

You could have a doctor weigh him, then have him drink some cyanide-laced water, and then after he dies, weigh him again (taking into account the water he just drank, of course) and see if he's 21 grams lighter:

Or you could just take Michael Bolton's word for it that he does, indeed, have soul: