BGR Caption Contest: Motorola DROID X launch

Who thinks they can come up with the best captions for this photo we took of the Motorola DROID X announcement event? From left to right, Andy Rubin, VP of Engineering at Google, Sanjay Jha, CEO of Mobile Devices, Home Business at Motorola, and John Stratton, EVP and CMO of Verizon Wireless. So what do you win for having the best caption? We’ll send you some BGR swag. Plus you earn respect. Total respects. Ours is up above! Let’s hear ’em, guys…

Embrace Andriod: Won’t get lost in bars or lose bars no matter how you hold it!

JW

Swag — like a free Droid X?

sergiofranc

Andy Rubin: I really own an iPhone

Sanjay Jha: I wonder what Steve jobs is doing right now?

John Stratton: iPhone coming soon cant wait

Joe

Andy Rubin: Skynet will soon be complete…..
Sanjay Jha: The Droids are coming faster than expected. Lord Vadar will be pleased.
John Stratton: This Droid invasion will soon be complete. Come to the dark side Apple…

Kevin

Andy rubin- man look at the droid on her
Sanjay- these two smell. Why did I get stuck in middle
John- I thought this was for the Iphone launch

andy

From left to right:

sniff sniff what is that

My mouth was open and everything man

I hope no one knows that was me….

Brian

AR. What is that strangely pleasant smell? I can’t love it.
SJ. Someone has some nasty gas!
JS. I have to poop.

justgotadroid:)

Rubin: is someone using a nexus one, i thought we discontinued that.
Jha: This seat is really uncomfortable, can we get to the phone now…
Stratton: What was that other phone that people really want on our network…….

Logan

Andy Rubin: “WOW, those are big”
Sanjay Jha: “I shouldn’t have had that last line right before I got on stage”
John Stratton: “I hope that one doesn’t stink”

Hellboy

Do a Steve Jobs one BGR!!!

Jared D.

Andy Rubin: Oh, she has an iPhone 4. Note to self – ask her to play with that after this conference.

Sanjay Jha: I haven’t slept in weeks, this thing better work, I just want my life back.

John Stratton: Do I really need to be here, can’t these people just buy this thing? It’s big, what more do you need?

Andy rubin- when do I get my free bumper?
Sanjay- when do I get my free bumper?
John- when do I get my free bumper?

DC

Andy: Whoa!! Hottie 2nd row!

Sanjay: …must stay awake…must stay awake…

John: I missed tee time for this?

Abhishek Duggal

Andy: Why doesn’t China want us to censor this?
Sanjay: Even Russell Peters is now going to mock me!
John: Forget these guys, we need the iPhone on our network – I can handle Antennagate but not these guys!

grrr

Rubin: Yeah, I see you cutie.

Sanjay: Oh no! The sleeping pills are kicking in early.

Stratton: Damn it!! I want to smile, but can’t seem to move my face. Have to ease off that botox.