You've never been to the Richmond. Hell, you probably don't even know where the Richmond is. Hell, we definitely have no idea where the Richmond is. But it's time that you (and we) find out, because Hot Sauce and Panko (a place we told you about forever ago) is now doing ramen wings (!?!?!?!) as part of a rotating menu of absolutely insanebonkerscrazytown specials that ends up being sort of the food version of Russian roulette. Minus the dying. And plus egg-waffle-bacon tacos!

Seriously, these've all recently been featured and, depending on the week, you can get them:

Here's a pub steak sandwich complete with fried jalapenos, cheddar, and BBQ sauce on telera -- a type of bread made in a stone oven, even though a stoned oven might better explain how this all came together.

And finally, the pièce de résistance (and really the whole reason for this), the recently perfected, TOP SECRET, ramen-coated wings, which're like normal wings, except with a titularly crunchy exterior and a tangy aftertaste, thanks to the vinegar pour-on sauce. Move aside, Ramen Burger, there's a new sheriff/ramen-covered-thing in town.

From a pair of self-proclaimed "chili heads" who dig the hot stuff so much it's a surprise they don't give it away, give it away, give it away, HS&P's slinging 118 tongue-burners outta an old Chinese herb/massage parlor, plus has a tasting station boasting 30 free-to-try varietals ensuring people can still leave with something that burns.