Yes, this was an actual cereal. Be glad it wasn't Waterworld cereal because nothing is worse than the one time as a kid when you were out of milk and you tried using water instead. Water and cereal simply do not go together.

Yes, this was an actual cereal. Be glad it wasn't Waterworld cereal because nothing is worse than the one time as a kid when you were out of milk and you tried using water instead. Water and cereal simply do not go together.

Is that because a hearty breakfast with a bowl of glass shards in milk soon drilled a giant festering cave-hole through your upper palate so deep that when you shine a light in your nose it reflects on your tongue rendering dieters unable to eat even pudding without choking and that's why the Cap'n Crunch diet guarantees loss of pounds and inches?