Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Reasons why white people suck

I like making friends on youtube. When I came across youtube.com/KILLMEXICOHATERS and his charming list, (see below) I felt compelled to help him out, (see further below.)

Reasons why white people suck1. Thier race is the racist race.2. They are smelly and never take a shower.3. All they do is crack.4. Havent done shit in life and still has all that white pride bull shit.5. Only useful for picking up cans from the trash and giving it to recycle for coins.6. Have faggot youtubers.7. Have tons of Achne and Zits on their face.8. They try to be Gangsta while all they do is try to be black.9. They have a GAY flag.10. Are insecure so they get laid by asians.11. They date asians cuz thats the only women they can satisfy.12. Theyre FATASS be lovin those cheeseburgers at mcdonalds.13. Love talking shit online but they are virgins and hide in theyre trailer in real life.14.Think they rule the world.15.Are a bunch of stupid inbread, animal fucking, trailor living, lard cooking, fuckheads.white people = Fuck their on family

Dear KILLMEXICOHATERS,Can I call you Kill? Or how about Killmex? On your list of "reasons why white people suck" I noticed a few errors and thought I'd help you out.

1. "Thier" should be "Their".4. "Havent" should be "Haven't", "has" should be "have" and bullshit is generally written as one word.6. "Have faggot youtubers." The line just isn't clear at all. They have "faggot youtubers" in their basement, for sale, in their iphones?7. "Achne" should be "acne" and following it with "Zits on their face" is redundant.10. and 11. Asian is generally capitalized. Also, as a white person I must ask you to refrain from such racism. We have a copyright on that. See point one, here, on you're own list.12. "Theyre" should be "their", FAT ASS is two words. Lovin' gets an apostrophe at the end there and McDonald's gets not just one but TWO capital letters.13. Again, "theyre" should be "their".15. "Inbread" should be "inbred" or, if you think we're sandwich meat, it needs to be two words, "in bread" or perhaps, to stick with your theme, "In Tortillas" would be a better choice."Trailor" should be "trailer". Also, lard or manteca is a pretty standard ingredient in Mexican cooking. I myself am a vegetarian. Please, keep the hate accurate.Lastly "white people = Fuck their on family" I think you mean "Fuck their own family"

I hope this proves helpful. I will run your list by my anal retentive white friends as I'm sure I missed some errors since I'm not 100% white. Peace and Love,Keith

First of all the reasons are fairly accurate. I think whites AND mexicans suck. Both think that their respective cultures are the best. For whites Irish, and Italians seem to have the biggest problem with ego-centrism and nationalism. If your respective countries are so great why not go back? Just a suggestion. Mexicans are even worse! Always playing that crappy mexican music while the clean bathrooms and hallways...I guess it reminds them of their shitty life in Mexico (hence living in America with 200 of their closest relatives lol). And the american Mexicans are just like blacks!!! Ingnorant underachievers. I tell you guys what All races suck, all people suck. No one race sucks any more or any less. Hopefully a fucking comet hits the earth tommorrow and kills all of us scumbags!

Most wish slavery never ended so they could pursue their"art"- making hedonistic self indulgent indie rock(or literature,theatre, e.tc.)They think because of their complexion protection and social status they are superior entities though most have done nothing in life and have failed at taking advantage of the privileges they have been giventhey are a soul sucking vampire nerd race that has no empathy for the other or the planet they were born on

You say, "Hey people who write 'niggers'" then you go on to say, "I wish I could put a sharpened stick up the ass of every ass hole white m-fu-ck-er out there."

That sounds pretty racist. I have gathered that the root word in "nigger" is ignorant, since every "nigger" I see is an ignorant black person. I hear black people say "nigger" more than white people. I also see more black-to-white racism than I do white-to-black racism, which is supported by your post. I only assume that you are black because you appear to be ignorant and you are racist toward white people.

"Most wish slavery never ended so they could pursue their"art"- making hedonistic self indulgent indie rock(or literature,theatre, e.tc.)They think because of their complexion protection and social status they are superior entities though most have done nothing in life and have failed at taking advantage of the privileges they have been giventhey are a soul sucking vampire nerd race that has no empathy for the other or the planet they were born on"

You obviously pride yourself on being more intelligent than the next person, yet you seem to hate caucasian people. Never forget that the language you use and the education you have received came directly from the caucasian race.

You also seem to think that caucasian people have it better than everyone else. There are more government programs in place in America, tailored to serve the non-caucasian population by providing free food/shelter/health care, than there are programs for caucasian people.

Is your post one sentence? It is hard to interpret due to your lack of punctuation.

yes me too fuck yall white bitches honkeys. i'll get all you i done called sharice an dem we gonna get all you hoes. i just got a job at the mcdonalds the other day 8.25n hr dont tell me shoot. man i gonna call the magicstrate. report yall. im tell puky he'll kill you. power to my brothers and sistrs.