Sam: This show humbles you, man.
Me: Kind of like Jerry Springer, except more depressing.
Sam: ....
Me: Jerry Springer makes me feel sooo much better about my life. I might be trashy, but I am SO not that bad.
Sam: Yeah, until somebody that did the same shit you did comes on. And then you're like, "Fuck." (pause) AND I KNOW it's happened to you, because it's happened to me, too.