For millennia, men the world over have been obsessed with penis size. Sly jokes,
furtive glances in the locker room and wildly exaggerated claims of endowment
convincingly suggest that "penis envy" is a decidedly male trait. Since March
of 1995, Richard Edwards, a nerdy, pseudo-science minded Canadian, transplanted
to the wildly exciting suburbs of Washington D.C., has been tirelessly attempting
to dissect penis fact from phallic fallacy. Towards this end, he has created
"The Definitive Penis Size Survey" which attempts to demystify a part of the
anatomy which often produces either extreme pride or provoke intense anxiety.

Richard invites you to participate in his survey, review the results, and hopes
that in the process you will become more enlightened about your seldom discussed
but frequently contemplated penis.

The Definitive Penis Size Survey Results
Is a flaccid penis a good predictor of it's final erect size? How do you measure
up in relation to those who participated? The answers to these and a host of
other questions can be found by consulting this page.

Measurement Validation Project
The author is currently conducting a validation study in the Washington D.C.
area and cordially invites both residents and visitors alike to participate
as study subjects.