Hmmm. My sweet tooth is howling. What should I have for dessert? There's two tasty options that I just can't choose between. I could jet to London for some Baby Gaga, human breast milk ice cream. Yes, lactating women actually donate breast milk to the ice cream parlor. Don't worry, it's screened for safety. Sound…

At first, dating expert Rori Raye's ideas about how to get a man to commit seemed counter-intuitive: Don't be his girlfriend? Don't try to win him over? But then we realized this: Rori wants us to get a man to commit by being our most authentic selves, which, in turn, allows men to be their…

Dior designer John Galliano's been making headlines this week, and his designs (for once) haven't been what everyone's buzzing about. The Guardian reports that Galliano was arrested in Paris for "alleged assault and making anti-Semitic remarks after a late-night drinking session." Multiple news agencies including the BBC and The New York Times subsequently reported that…

Full disclosure: I find "Two and a Half Men" to be one of the more intolerable shows on television, so I can't say that I'm terribly upset the show has been put on indefinite hiatus following Charlie Sheen's epic, ongoing meltdown. Oh yes, ongoing! Charlie apparently didn't get everything off his chest when he…

Catherine Zeta-Jones claimed she was "punched" by a paparazzo following her around in London. That prompted her hubby, Michael Douglas, who is still recovering from cancer, to aggressively lash out. Standing up for his lady's honor — we like it! [X17 Online] Christian Dior designer John Galliano was arrested last night at a…

Botox may help women whose vaginismus (vaginal spasms) prevent them from enjoying sex. And your vajayjay will look so much younger! [New York Daily News] Networks like NBC, CBS and ABC won't air commercials for the "female sexual aid" Zestra because it — gasp! — promotes pleasure for the ladies. Lie back and…

Congratulations, Frasier. Just two weeks after divorcing Camille, Kelsey Grammer is a married man once more. The 55-year-old exchanged vows with 29-year-old Kayte Walsh at the Longacre Theater in New York this afternoon. The two arrived at the theater in limos—Kate wearing a thick robe to shield her dress—and were greeted by the…

Of all the anti-abortion legislative f***ery to happen recently, one of the saddest stories is out of Georgia. As I blogged in Today's Lady News on Wednesday, GA State Representative Bobby Franklin has introduced a bill that would would classify abortion as “prenatal murder” in order to criminalize it, which would thu…

"I love porn! You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. They always give you that little thing at the bottom. 'Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.'" —Cameron Diaz talks to Jimmy Kimmel about the thing she loves most about traveling.

Beauty pageants are brutal, yo: Pageant officials have stripped Domonique Ramirez, 17, of her Miss San Antonio beauty queen title and handed off the tiara to another girl because, among other violations, Ramirez reportedly got too fat from eating tacos. The Miss Bexar County Organization stripped Ramirez of her crown recently for…

It seems like just yesterday that we alerting you to the fact that Isaiah Mustafa, aka "The Old Spice Guy," was dating Neve Campbell. But he has apparently moved on. Rumor has it that he is now with Kathy Griffin. Yes, I repeat, Kathy Griffin. Maybe he likes the way she mock…

"No, no, no. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker ... I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that's where [the rumors] came from and that is in the perfume but it doesn't smell like that."-- Lady Gaga clarifies that despite report…

I have been in a relationship with my first serious boyfriend for a little over a year. Our relationship is great and I am very much in love. A couple of weeks ago, I started having dreams about flirting with other men, being tempted to hook up with them, and even cheating on my boyfriend.

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…