Kurt Loder

Once a decent "rock journalist" - back when Kiss was cutting-edge. Now shills for MTV; he gives you the MTV "News", and other such trivia. He lends an air of "credibility" to the charade. Shares a membership in the Rawk Geezer Golf and Country Club with the equally pathetic Bob Christgau, fellow propagator of the myth of the eternal "relevance" of rock/rap/roll "culture".