It unifies, it never dies…

Class of 2018: Facebook Highlights

You’ve been waiting. You’ve been expecting. And it’s finally here. Yes, the tradition of upperclassmen joining the incoming first-year class group on Facebook is still going strong. We’ve been sifting and trolling our way through the myriad of posts that are flowing in daily, and picked some of the funnier goings on to report back. Remember, class of 2018, we do this solely out of love. We can’t wait to see you guys here in the fall!

What cell phone providers have the best service at Kenyon? None. We use corn husk phones and cigarette smoke signals.

Anyone here a fan of the bag pipes? Welcome to college, laddie, here’s a beer.

Fun fact about me is that my left ankle cracks when I walk down stairs bare foot. Good to know. We’ll carry you down the stairs when we abduct you, then. (*The Thrilldoes not condone abduction in any form)

I’m gonna fail the alcohol quiz i just know it . It’s okay. Failure sets you up for life anyway. Take a shot.