Besides her freaky, gigantic eyes and her shockingly creepy love of taxidermy, Amanda Seyfried has huge tits and likes to show them. Therefore, we listen to what she has to say. Like her interview with Glamour

GLAMOUR: Are you going through the, how shall I say, “twenties slut” phase? [Laughs.] AMANDA SEYFRIED: No! I’m terrified of being promiscuous. I don’t like the feeling you get when it’s not something that you truly want to do, and I hate the emotional abuse you give yourself afterward. It’s just uncomfortable when you’re with somebody and you’re like, “I don’t really know if I’m even comfortable with this. Why did I? Eww!” I think dating can come without sex.

GLAMOUR: You are blowing some minds right now. AMANDA SEYFRIED: I think that’s a really fun way to do it. Right now I’m happy to not have someone’s naked body around me. Except for my dog’s. [Laughs.]

GLAMOUR: You have said you would never date your In Time costar Justin Timberlake. Why’s that? AMANDA SEYFRIED: Oh, I think any female that meets him at first is like, “I want to date you.” He seems so perfect, but you get to know him, and he’s a good pal.

GLAMOUR: Have you been thinking at all about kids? AMANDA SEYFRIED: Oh yeah, I think about kids all the time. I feel like the next person I commit to, that’s going to be the guy who I’m going to have kids with. That’s in my crazy female brain. So that’s why I’m like, “I can’t commit.”

In that blockquote, we learn that Amanda Seyfried is currently asexual but will have children with the next man she meets and possibly something about Justin Timberlake not liking huge breasts but loving shopping and sharing makeup tips. Sorry, Amanda. I’m not sure how else I was supposed to read all that.