The Greatest Place on Earth and this place that is know only as Fire Island has nothing bad about it no cars no cops and no tourists except for July 4th..... fuck tourists There are a few facts about fire island that you might not know

1. No Shoes
2. Drinking age is only 14
3. Outdoor Showers Only
4. Kan Jam is a Required skill
5. Bay Picnic is better than Christmas
6. The Most Important of all... LOCALS ONLY

A barrier island, approximately 30 miles long and 0.5 miles wide, in Suffolk County on the southern side of Long Island in the U.S. state of New York. It is known to be a popular vacation spot for the GLBT community.

Adam and Steve are going to Fire Island for a double-honeymoon with Jane and Mabel.