Mindless Twitter babble, gamers are old and fat, briefcase toilet, old man attacks bad drivers with bricks, and more. Tweet Your Prayers 40 percent of Twitter messages 'pointless babble': study Briefcase Toilet Man Pretends to be Disabled to Get Diaper Changed Woodstock Generation Still Getting High. A Lot. UK UFO Sightings Spiked When Blockbusters Released Brick-weilding old man attacks traffic violators with bricks World's largest cupcake, another one for the dumb record books Brit bought wife jewelry every time he cheated, added up to 300k pounds, daughter sold at auction

Action figures, UFC training, Italian Lotto, Cuba's out of T.P., when otters attack, and more. Man Goes Nuts After Mom Throws Out Action Figures Man throws rocks at five people and tells them he was preparing for the Ultimate Fighting Championship and "he needed to practice getting knocked out so he could prepare. Thousands Fly To Italy to Play Lotto Cuba Almost Out of Toilet Paper Woman Attacked by Otters Cucumber Thefts Baffle Australian Police Laziness Epidemic in Britain Nanobees Sting Tumors to Death – But at What Cost? Finnish people need a hobby Belarus keeping their schoolchildren safe from cell phone radiation Thai temple helps drug users beat their addictions through vomiting Tweet Beat "C-Murder" or "I'm an avid Birder" "Hate Group" vs. "Feel Like Poop" "Mermaid" vs. "Get Laid" "Damon Weaver" vs. "Have a Fever"

Gaydar, Super Glue, lonely on Facebook, Nurse of the Year, and more. Gaydar is Real Man's Wife and Three Lovers Superglue Penis To His Leg Is It Time For Walking Helmets? World's Most Expensive Whiskey Facebook Wants You to Stay Lonely Coffee Shops Pull Plugs on Laptop Users Man Downloads Child Porn, Blames Cat Guy sues Oprah for 1 Trillion dollars, totally reasonable PSA urges citizens to pee in the shower to save water Fake nurse awards herself "Nurse of the Year", people believe her Man watches 84 hours of "Friends" back-to-back, breaks world record Guy who spent 6 years in prison for robbing a New Jersey bank arrested for robbing same bank Tweet Beat "I need a smoke" or "Clinton joke" (from Dave Randolph) "34 Million on Food stamps" or "I have cramps" "Drinking wine" or "Ben Stein"

Italian GPS blunder, cult-like startups, tweet libel, online dating, Megan Fox, and more. Tourists Miss Island After GPS Blunder New Startup Sound More Like a Cult Libel Suit Filed Over Single Tweet Online Dating Sites Lie About How Many People Use Them and Get Married Megan Fox Most Popular Woman Men Would Like to Buy a Date With U.S. May Require Anti-DWI Locks on Vehicles True or Poo Live in a cave as a professional witch Heavy-set yarn thief Thai disease game show Tweet Beat: Harry Potter or Welcome Back Kotter New Jobs or Lou Dobbs Hit the Sheets or Sarah Palin's Tweets High Score or Michael Moore