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Saturday, April 3, 2010

3 April 2010

Front and centre: Good morning, young lady! A 14-year-old girl from Brampton has won the world Irish step dancing championship and the Sun has captured all the excitement on its upskirt camera. You can even watch a video of this jumping child on the Sun's website, in case you happen to be an Irish nanny or an old-fashioned pervert. Gettin' Jiggy WithIt was a 1998 hit by Dublin-based tenor and actor Will Smith. Also, this is the only thing that happened today.

Above: Fact: for $8,000,000, you can make The Chieftains do anything you want. ANYTHING. YOU. WANT.

Bottom: Money problems, hey? Maybe you shouldn't have given up Irish step dancing, fuckface. How do you think I paid for all these bikini babes to stand around on my yacht?

Summary: An Irish home run! Who would have expected a jiggling minor on the cover of the news? Tomorrow the Sun will denounce the man who took this voyeuristic picture in a searing editorial.

Why?

The Toronto Sun is the city of Toronto's most reactionary/hilarious newspaper, with a broad readership that includes everyone from old men who wear track pants and fish in the Don River to young women with Support Our Troops tramp stamps.