Results for "pfft stop being such sissies i'll ride the damn thing (but i will not go into the wave pool because i've seen way too many turds in those things)"

Remember the 17-story Verrückt water slide that was being built at the Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City? Well it was supposed to open this last weekend. The only problem is, the first round of test riders caught air near the bottom of the main ramp, leading the park to quest... / Continue →