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This reminds me of a skit my husband shot for a comedy show he worked on years ago…they set up a booth in the farmer’s market and just tried to get people to try samples of lard, pretending to be from the Lard Council. He had it all cut up into nice little cubes on toothpicks, and offered it to people to try and got their opinion and asked them their favourite uses for lard. He actually got a few people to munch on it (after eating some himself…blech) and some older cute people regailed him with stories of how they used lard in the “old days”. Definitely the oddest request he’s ever given me as prop assistant “Hey hon, can I have some lard and toothpicks for tomorrow’s shoot?”
Um…ok…Geosomin recently posted..like a well oiled (squeaky!) machine

Lard is something they pray to in the south — like a real divine entity. I don’t get it. Everywhere I go below the Mason Dixon Line, I hear people saying things like, “Oh lard, please save my soul.” Or, “Oh lard, have mercy on me!” Weird that they choose to worship pig fat instead of a god that doubles down and shows up twice…Emergefit recently posted..The Strength To Quit…

And candle, I have a friend who is a survivalist nut and he makes emergency candles out of lard. Hmmm, I wonder if the people at Glade might want to consider a line of survivalist products. Candles from lard, then those air fresheners that mist when you walk by them, spritz a lard scent into the air. Too much?Patrick recently posted..My Visual Pyramid, Foundation Underway

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Hi! I'm Josie. This is where I share my passions for healthy living, natural health, fitness, and happiness. My goal is for you to be empowered and informed by what you read and learn here. I'm 44 years old and I love Jesus. I've been married to my husband for 13 years. I have 4 children (ages 24, 21, 12 and 8), and I'm also a grandmother to a sweet 2-year old little girl. I've lost over 40 pounds during my weight loss journey. I encourage you to stay empowered. Always keep your head up and stay strong! Meet Josie