Sometimes I feel guilty making fun of Megan Fox. Sure, she says dumb shit every now and then and makes a lot of terrible movies, but I bet she is also an decent person with a brain and feelings that probably get hurt when all anyone talks about is how she got famous because Michael Bay wanted to bang her. I'm sure she has her own talents and charms that don't get marketed because they are not as lucrative as her body. While having a lot of money and being married to David Silver might lessen the blow of being completely objectified to point where there are blog posts devoted to your weird thumb shape, I'm sure it doesn't erase it.