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Did Mr McHenry lose his virginity on the WIS-NET? There are other ways to track his data loss. I am sure the young republicans will understand he is trying to set an example for them. Everyman has a hard drive to make at some point is his life.

If I wasn't in Europe at the moment (this is the third time that Mrs. Bukko has told me she booked a trip to Branson, then she slips me a pill at the airport -- to control my nervous bladder, she always says -- and I wake up in France, goddamit) I would call futureCongresswoman Nickelass and ask her "Is your computer running? Better turn it off, before it runs away with another 7,000 votes!"

Then I'd make a fart noise and hang up. The fart noise is my favourite.

Did McHenry look under the couch? Sometimes I find stuff under there, stuff I didn't even remember losing. Heck, he could lose his virginity over and over and never even miss it. I hear his penis tastes like dairy queen. Probably just a rumor. Sigh.