9 Traditional Christmas Foods That Are Also Aphrodisiacs

My associations with Christmas dinner don’t have anything to do with sex. I think of family, too much champagne, and stuffing my face until all I want to do is recline on the couch with my little brother and maybe drink more. Because the only one of those things that is even remotely sexy is champagne, it seems pretty obvious that Christmas dinner just doesn’t bring sex to mind. That’s why I was surprised to discover that so many of our traditional holiday foods are actually aphrodisiacs.

Crazy, right? From eggnog to lamb, it seems like our holiday staples should have us all jumping up from the table and running of to the bedrooms to get it on with our partners after dinner. But maybe it doesn’t work because, like me, most of you eat too much at Christmas dinner? Or because the effects of having family around counterattack the aphrodisiac effect of the food? (I can tell that for me, at least, being sandwiched between Grandma and my elementary-school aged god daughter definitely keeps my mind far away from sex.)

3. Apple Cider

A study from researchers at Santa Chiara Regional Hospital in Italy found that the more apples women eat, the more lubrication and and sexual function they have. And, OK, so this technically for apples, not apple cider, but what’s apple cider? Apple juice. So it totally counts.

4. Oysters

Oysters aren’t traditional throughout the U.S. for Christmas, but they are in Virginia. They’re also probably the best known food aphrodisiac, with science proving it to be true in 2005, when researchers discovered that oysters actually contain rare amino acids that make us produce higher levels of the sex hormones testosterone and progesterone.

6. Chocolate

Chocolate is a classic — and it’s abundant at Christmas time. While scientists aren’t totally sure what, exactly, it is about chocolate that gets us going, some research suggests that it could be the fact that chocolate results in the brain releasing the “feel good” hormone serotonin. Regardless, it’s delicious and the cultural associations between chocolate and romance are probably enough to get people going on their own.

8. Wine

Red wine has been shown in studies to increase women’s sexual appetite, with even the smell alone being a turn-on. And there’s the fact that a couple of glasses of wine just makes you feel good, doesn’t it?

9. Gingerbread

Ginger — one of the main ingredients in gingerbread and the one that gives it half of its name — increases blood flow throughout the body including, one would assume, in the genitals. So if you feel a little blush coming on after devouring your gingerbread man.

So there you have it: All of the ways your Christmas dinner could turn you on this year. Just try not think about when you’re sitting next to Grandma?