The Best of Robert Pattinson (aka: I can’t get through Monday without this)

Dear Rob,

Never stop being you, k?

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Thanks for reminding me of this amazing video, Myria!

Oh why the hell not? I’m feeling generous, and it IS a Monday… Part 2:

Thanks to Joy, the amazing creator of these two vids!

People have been begging us to “Break Down” the DVD commentary “vanity-fair-style.” Literal BEGGING has occurred- tears have been spilt, promises have been made…. so we gave it a whirl this past week. See how it turned out after the jump:

The (almost) Breaking Down the commentary Vanity-Fair Style

Amiga #1: anyway…can we talk about how I wanted to bang rob in the commentaryUC: Yes! let’s get that discussion going or else we’re gonna lose steamAmiga #1: because I sorta really wanted to. so I called him up…Amiga #2: I wanted to bang him a year ago when you bitches didn’t even know him, but whatever… bygones.Moon: this is commentary discussion?Amiga #1: and he jumped on over and jumped on top of me in one magnificent bound. he has good aim.

Amiga #2: by the way–I am listening to D’Angelo now.UC: let me get out my commentary notesMoon: HOW DOOOESS IIITTT FEEEELLLAmiga #1: it feels pretty good actually. if you know what I am sayinMoon: I’m talking about D’Angelo!Amiga #1: I’m talking about Rob…

Amiga #1: is that billy burke in the background gangsterin’ it up?Moon: good god poor kidUC: is it? looks like his eyes but nothing elseAmiga #1: i am pretty dang sureUC: that’s his bodyguard apparentlyAmiga #1: my “twi-sense” is tinglingMoon: my how the times have changed. couldn’t beg anyone last yr and now they have to have curtains upAmiga #1: that sounds scandalousMoon: must suck to be a PA on that set. Rob looks like a looney on that car- laughing all maniaclyUC: i know. he does look looney! i bet kristen flashed him!Amiga #2: seriously…last year the cast was minglingUC: and then Rob was like “whoa! there’s nothing there, Kristen!”Moon: and a BODYGAURD?Amiga #2: there was not security and umbrellas and shizzz last yearUC: hello….I said a funny jokeMoon: you didUC: even though it’s not that funny cuz my boobs are that small. Okay, Amiga #1 has limited time and i have a lot of work. let’s be productive. this is a business meeting about the commentary

Amiga #2: yes ma’am.Moon: we can hit half of it? this might be a two-part discussion anyway. I think we should all watch it on the phone together. Where is Amiga #1?Amiga #1: I am still wondering if I can see myself in that car with him. He told me to hide…since we had a quickie and allUC: haa. i ❤ you. i would like to video chat with you all and also robAmiga #1: i dont want you to see my face as i talk. it is weirdUC: i just think a video chat would bring The Quad to a whole new level. I don’t want you to see me either. i have fat face when i talk and sometimes i pick my noseAmiga #1: and my voice is weirdAmiga #2: my face is fat.Moon: yea we could watch the dvd on chat!!!!!!!

Amiga #1: well, I am off to eat somethingUC: of course. Say hi to your g-ma for meAmiga #1: i lied. I am not going to see gma. I just didn’t want to make you jealousAmiga #2: you’re going home for a nooner. awesome. Noooooooner.

Unfortunately all those desperate to hear our insightful take on the commentary are going to have to wait a little bit longer. I’m not sure what was in the water, but something made us completely unproductive on this day (Not 100% true.. you gotta admit that Kristen-flashing joke was pretty much WIN) xoxo- UC

I love these “Best of Rob” vids on YouTube! He is so cute and funny in interviews.

It’s what made me move from thinking “Wow, he’s pretty sexy” when I saw Twilight to the ridiculously enamored woman I am today.

I think the interview quote that put me over the top was either: “I’m a tool. I’m just a big, hard tool” or his response re: how he got his hair like that “I have 12-yr-old virgins lick it.” Hilarious!

Love this site, by the way. Been a voyeur for a while, but decided to jump in…

Like I said, we need to start a petition to Summit DEMANDING picture-in-picture video of the commentary. We’ll just tell them how much more money they could make from the DVD sales and they’ll be ALL for it. True story.

UC – I laughed really hard at your Kristen’s boobs joke and I’m not just saying that because you were begging for its acceptance:)

Ha you guys are hilarious. I agree with the need to see video of the commentary – especially because I suspect that Rob showed up to it after making an In-n-Out run, since I can definitely hear him eating and drinking at times.

I wasn’t able to get on LTR all weekend!! Auuggg!! First time in forever I haven’t obsessively read every post everyday! But, much to my surprise, I survived. (Smom did, however, have to buy another GQ to help us make it through the weekend). So I hadn’t seen these particular videos, but had seen all the originals they came from except the guitar hero one. I love it when I get to see something new on him. Hope everyone had a nice weekend and I can’t wait to hear the quad break down the commentary. (smom and I watched twilight 3 times this weekend -twice with commentary. I think this is now everyone’s favorite part).

haha love the kristen joke, uc! But isnt she like the luckiest girl ever?! She can play in a movie with gorgues rob! One of my big dreams is 2 be an actress, maybe id get 2 kiss rob 2, hmmmm…… Hugs and kisses, kim

UC: i know. he does look looney! i bet kristen flashed him!
Amiga #2: seriously…last year the cast was mingling
UC: and then Rob was like “whoa! there’s nothing there, Kristen!”
Moon: and a BODYGAURD?
Amiga #2: there was not security and umbrellas and shizzz last year
UC: hello….I said a funny joke

Damnit! I forgort to record Access Hollywood this morning. 😦 I get the show a day late here, which means Friday’s ep would have aired this morning with the H2B trailer. @#$%@#%#$! Anyone have a youtube link of it that I can rip?

I went three whole days without any Rob (besides the Robward fix on Saturday night when I showed my twiVirgin sister the movie) so this was the PERFECT way to get my fix in a big way! I OD’d I was so deprived!

Seriously, I even stole my 9 yr old nieces teen magazine straight out of her easter basket so I could look at Rob pictures. She looked at me funny and said “Can I have that back?” and I said “When I’m done, honey”. She walked away, defeated. She could see the crazy in my eyes.

So my sister watched the movie and at first she was more focused on making her kids easter baskets than watching. Then, about the time they kissed for the first time, she sat down on the couch and was fixated. When it was done, she told me “I’m almost embarrassed that I liked that movie so much since it’s for teens” (denial is the first step).
Then the next morning, she was still talking about how she would love to be kissed the way they kissed at prom so I knew Twilight had burrowed into her brain deep enough that she would never be the same. Yipee!
I left her with the books and she said she really wanted to read them.
She also said she could see how attractive Rob was – when it wasn’t obvious that he was wearing lipstick. Another yipee! She sees his beauty!

Oh and I managed to watch the HTB trailer off of Access Hollywood and now I really want to see the movie. I was scared it was gonna be too artsy for me but now I think it might be right up my alley. Just have to find it somewhere to watch it!

Alright, this might be controversial, but I’ve been feeling this ever since I heard that there was some sort of petition to get Rob on SNL.

I don’t want Rob to do SNL. Don’t throw things! Here’s my reasoning:

1. From everything I’ve seen, I don’t really think he would enjoy it – he can be adorably awkward and hilarious in his candor, but I don’t think he would want to do live sketch comedy. I could be completely wrong, obviously.

2. SNL is not funny/good anymore, and hasn’t been for a while. The rare moments of laughter for me come from the digital shorts, i.e. jizz in my pants.

4. Finally, and I guess this is sort of like #1, I just don’t think it’s his style. I like that he is not part of the usual Hollywood mentality, and while other actors whom I like have done SNL, I just can’t see Rob hosting. I guess that’s not logical, just my gut feeling.

Anyways, these are the things I think about on Monday morning while avoiding work. Pay no mind 🙂

I felt the exact same way when I first heard the rumor they were trying to get him on SNL!!! I’m glad you’re with me. I think he’s “above” SNL. I happened to catch a little of Efron on SNL this weekend (many drunken late nights with my sister this weekend). It wasn’t good. I don’t want to see him flop. And SNL is a guaranteed flop lately. And, as you said, I don’t think his humor is a good fit.

I would actually like to see him do this.
To see him doing skits, live for almost 2 hours
would be fun. But I agree, SNL just isn’t
funny anymore since all the great regulars left.
I liked it back when Dana Carvey and Mike Myers
were on. And now that Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon and
Tina Fey are gone it’s gone pffffttt. I find
Adam Sandburg really annoying to.

By: Jena on April 13, 2009 at 10:20 am

I have to agree with you limeslice. I could see them having him do some really lame sketches and he doesn’t need that kind of exposure. Doesn’t seem to be his style and I worry whether he can do the broad comedy. Just a concern. Of course if he wanted to do it I’d say give it a go. He was told about this petition in an interview once.

Nah, I don’t like
Nothing personal about Michael Sheen or with his talent for acting. I don’t know him.
It’s just b/c in my mind Aro & Caius has the same age. And them Chris will give to me a twenty-Caius and a forty- Aro? No way!
I only liked Dakota so far.
xox

I think I am the only one on the face
of the earth who still can’t see
Dakota as Jane, LOL! I love Dakota
but I’m still having a hard time seeing her
as Jane. I know she’ll do a good job,
but I’m still going “huh?”

Yea I just hope they make her pretty unrecognizable – I really would not like if they cast more people whose celebrity will get in the way of their character, if you know what I mean. I don’t want to be watching and be distracted by “that’s Dakota Fanning” instead of being completely in the story.

Dakota Fanning scares me A LOT. I mean it.
That’s the reason I can see Jane on her. I just wish ~pray~ that my ‘special abilities’ can be enough to shield my mind from Dakota’s torture. LOL
xox

By: Giseli on April 13, 2009 at 10:32 am

I totally agree. I heard she was cast before I read any of the Jane parts in the books. Then I read them and went, “Huh?” I like her and all, but the character is such a teeny part in the series. In every part she’s in, it’s really very brief. Which means it’ll be even briefer in the film. I hope they don’t inflate the role just b/c she’s playing it. So that goes along with what you said, “I don’t want to be watching and be distracted by ‘that’s Dakota Fanning’ instead of being completely in the story.”

No, not the only one Jena. Didn’t see it from the beginning for all the reasons given. Plus I always thought Jane and Alec were 13 y/o and she’s already past that point, not to mention the coming 2 books!

There was a freaking centerfold of Taylor Lautner in my niece’s teen mag with his stats on the poster. I about died when I saw that he was BORN the year I grad from high school. Holy crap does that make me feel old. And I normally don’t feel old. But now I do.

best reason to come out of lurkdom! to remind us of the age of consent!

By: themoonisdown on April 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Well it’s the most important part! Least that’s what I tell myself. LOL You guys are hilarious. I found you purely by accident in my search to find out more about Sam Bradley. (Going to see him in Nashville in a couple weeks…) And after the commentary for the Little Ashes clip and about the age old question I was hooked. I favorite placed your site…right after I stopped snorting and cleaned up the Diet Dr. Pepper from my screen. Good times, good times.

By: pinkfluffgirl on April 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm

That’s ok…Kristen Stewart was born the year I graduated high school…which was 1990….
Rob was born the year I entered high school (1986)…but I completely try to ignore that fact…

Back on the Efron thing, he’s just too darn pretty. And I mean that NOT as a compliment. His hair is too done. It reeks of fakeness. I don’t get him. I mean, I get why tweens are into him (they don’t know any better what a real man is supposed to look like) but I have 30-something friends who are into him! Ick!

Oh lovin the videos! I refer back to those weekly! YOu guys sure know how to make me smile on a rather un-smiley day. I dread mondays, the only good thing about this monday was that my oldest went back to school, back to routine around here 😉 ❤ you UC and Moon!

Also I laughed outloud at the Kristen comment..then I just started thinking “we have derailed!!” because you guys were all over the place! LOL! 🙂 Makes me ❤ you even more.

Can’t wait to hear your REAL breakdown of the commentary. All I know is I would like to be his bagel crumbs….*sigh*

Hope everyone had a great Easter yesterday. I was sucked into the abyss of fan fiction and never made it back on here.

@limeslice
Agreed on the point of Rob not doing SNL, I really don’t see him being comfortable doing that. We may all think he’s silly, funny, adorkable, but I don’t think that would be his thing. And yes, it is no where near as good as it used to be when like Will Ferrell was on, etc. I don’t even watch it anymore. I thought I heard there was a petition to get Rob and Twilight cast on Oprah. Have you heard about that?

@Jena
Posted those outtakes on Robsessed…
I.AM.DIED. *THUD*
Thanks!

Anyone heard that new rumor that Rob is involved with some girl name Jessica? I think the Papps have coined them Robessica?? LOL!
Good Morning @JBell. I heard you planned a wedding with dress and tape and ties for all of us not to object. Hysterical! You’re too funny!

I am glad they are keeping New Moon with lesser named actors. Honestly, I was originally not happy they cast Dakota. Sh is too well known. I was hoping that was not going to be a trend. At least we know, that whomever is cast now (unknowns) will be with us probably the rest of the Saga as the Volturi, etc. I am getting used to Dakota as Jane, but hope they change her enough that she is not recognizable too much as Dakota.

Hey! I haven’t heard anything about Oprah, hah. Check out last night’s posts for the full release of all the outtakes plus the insanity that ensued from those of us posting, hehe. I agree with the lesser-named-actors bit – I don’t know why, I guess I’m just fighting for all the movies to be not so Hollywood!

I really didn’t want them casting well-knowns because it would take away from the original cast of unknowns. Well, Rob was Cedric, but still widely unknown, and that is why I disliked the casting of Dakota. Wish that could be undone, but oh well. It is what it is. I just hope they continue to cast unknowns for all the Vampires through Breaking Dawn…I’d hate to get to that movie and have like well known actors playing Kate, Irina, Garrett, Vladamir, etc. That would be bad.

In the video above it sounds like Rachelle says her favorite british singer right now is “Laurel Marley”, but I googled and couldn’t find anything on her.
Did I hear her wrong, or does someone know where I can find info on this girl?

I know SOMEONE on this site knows the answer to this! Especially since Rob said he introduced Nikki to the singer who introduced Rachelle…. 🙂

Aw I really wouldn’t worry about it – unless they had something more than I know of, they just showed the trailer but with that woman somewhat narrating each bit, as if we couldn’t gather the basic plot points for ourselves. ‘Twas annoying.

“Anyone heard that new rumor that Rob is involved with some girl name Jessica? I think the Papps have coined them Robessica??”

@SpunkMe – You can’t do things like that to me!! LMFAO My heart started skipping beats and I couldn’t fully focus on what you had typed! Then I got to the end and could breath again. Good Lord woman! And yes, we divied out Rob’s friends too and planned the joint wedding but!!!!

It’s all complete crap and UNtrue. He’s trying to say Rob/Kristen’s teams are having an “emergency meeting” to correct some vital errors with their “relationship”… that Summit and Rob/Kristen’s “people” are trying to do damage control.

& everyone that is questioning the EW outakes with the chick from Nick & Norah, they did a spread in EW last year for the hot up & coming British stars or something like that. It was Rob, the Norah chick, Russel Brand and some other Brits:)

lmfao I watched the DVD again last night and they made him SO much whiter than everyone else. Especially in the hospital when he’s under the flourescents and in the light blue shirt/tie and white lab coat…

“Mmmmm. Yummy.” (a la Rob when KStew picks something out of his teeth in the MTV Larry Carrol on set interview.)

I HATE how he leaves you hanging and gives so little info!!! UGHHH!! Why does he do that??? !!! That could mean anything or nothing! Who knows if it’s even true. Wish we had real true info on him. What’s that one we like that does good stuff about him Insider? Blond lady in photo…do you know who I’m talking about?

I’ll make sure to call my IMAX theater and request a showing, then! You and Rob should fly cross country in his off time to present it at IMAX’s everywhere!. You better keep him shackled tight at the wrist to you though, cause he’s liable to get drug off to a dark corner of the theater for make out session–by me! LOL!

@JBell – I watched it again this weekend too and really was starting to get disgusted by how icky they made Carlisle. Have we seen pictures of him in makeup for New Moon? Is he even in New Moon really? I guess the birthday scene. Anyway, I hope they fix his makeup/hair issues.

I don’t think she wrote it either…probably didn’t even suggest it herself…but someone on that show did. I just think it’s someone else trying to use Rob’s name for ratings like Randy Jackson on American Idol using it to describe Adam Lambert! I hate when they do that!

i’m telling you… NReed switched out Kstews BC pills with sugar pills… so she’d get knocked up with Rob’s baby… thus leaving summit with only one option… shoot Breaking Dawn prego scenes while stewie is actually prego since it owuld be their only option and create the most authentic movie EVER (well save for the vampire shiznet). haha… mark my words, NREED will STOP AT NOTHING to get breaking dawn made… she’s got the most to gain screen time wise from breaking dawn!

p.s. she’s planning on kidnapping baby stewpat when all is said and done… since she’s obsessed with those two.

this image is what got NReed’s wheels turnin. i bet she’s even got this hanging up in her locker on the new moon set (she’s not important enough for a trailer) with a big red X through rob’s face. Of course, it’s taken her a while to formulate the plan… it is NReed we are talking about here.

LOL! I had a similar take on that photo! I said she was pretending to get her happily ever after photo to put in her picture frame by her bed…while she is being all Single White Female meets Fatal Attraction…She just wasn’t expecting Rob to ruin their happy family photo by joking around when the picture was snapped….she still keeps it by her bed.