Paarlii3 Cheataz Gets His Way – The Sun is Back on Campus!

Really important and relevant freedom of speech activist Praline Chattiz, known as ‘Tiger’ to his friends (both of them), has finally got his way as the sun returns to campus!

The wondrous glowing orb that Chazz-pee has been railing in favour of for the last few months has finally been seen again on Edinburgh campus. Cheech Peppiz, as his Spanish pal Pedro nicknamed him before they fell out over Pedro’s belief that bullfighting should be outlawed, can finally go back to disappearing up his own arse, from which the sun shines from.

The Student Left are furious at the sun’s re-appearance on campus. Even though it is not The Sun newspaper, they have found the name of our nearest star ‘oppressive’, and have sanctioned EUSA to block it out to protect liberation groups.