Today, I feel that the
only movie with a game worth playing is
Goldeneye. This prejudice was brought on
by dreck such as Friday the 13th. I hear
that Total Recall is on the same level as
this, but I haven't played it. I do know
that this game is so bad that the
publisher was too embarrassed to even
leave their name on the opening screen-
it feels like an Acclaim-style crap fest,
but I can't be sure. Sure, the idea of
getting to kill Jason is cool, but you
hardly ever fight him. Here's how it
goes: You start at camp, and after
picking a person, you walk around
throwing rocks at zombies. You can go in
the houses, and some crappy NES puzzles
await you. After awhile, it gets dark,
and Jason might come out. Might. When he
does, you throw rocks at him, too.
Lather, rinse, repeat. The game feels
"slippery", your character
slides after running, and the graphics
are poor. Sound is pretty not too bad,
but nothing to write home about. Coupled
with the stupid time limit and the damn
puzzles, you have a crappy game.