Dr. Octopus arms are now a very real possibility. So you can either attempt to kill Spider-Man, or use them to hold open the porn magazine while you masturbate with your real hands. No prizes for guessing which is most likely.

11. Player-Hater.

A guy turns his apartment into a retro video arcade, and is shocked to find his girlfriend leaves him. I know how he must feel - I myself am shocked to hear that an obsessive gamer is tone-deaf to the needs of his significant other.