We don’t like to hate things here! But Slacktory sous-blogger Henry Birdseye discovered the worst possible Twitter account, @ShitNoOneSayss_. Yes! An extra “s” and an underscore. Because they were like the fifteenth to this idea. And yet they have 95,039 followers, enough to warrant a HATEBLOG.

Here’s their Twitter avatar:

Oh, haha, did you assume the account name would match the username? Haha you are such a doofball!

Here’s their background image:

In case someone is offended by the word shit and isn’t looking at the avatar or username, I guess.

But what about the actual content? Here’s a sample tweet from @ShitNoOneSayss_:

This account also mocks Crocs. Have you noticed how people who make jokes about Nickelback, Crocs, Uggs and Justin Bieber are precisely as boring as those who enjoy them? (Socks-and-sandals mockers are on average less interesting.)