Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

As real as a heart-attack; it was so funny to see it from the other side; my WIFE is the sleeptalkinwoman in our case; the bizarre part to me is that she does it in english when her native language is indonesian!

anyhow a couple fun ones to share with the crowd:

[note: (parenthesis means I talked to urge a response). It amazes me that i can say something or ask a question and get a response.]

May 26, 2009 1:16

There is a war in VegasI don't want to go there its too hotHave to eat ice cream every dayTuna ice creamWith ketchup and sour krautFeed it to tallyThere are too many monkeys on the plane i don't like itLets switch planesDaddy lets get a different plane they're are too many monkeys in here

Jan 17, 2009 21:35Tell her to be careful

(Who?)DanielleShe's going by the coconut treeShe's sick, she shouldn't be climbing a coconut treeThe tree is very tallWe need some coconut ice creamCoconut ice cream and pineapple beer

I need $100(What for?)Getting more pineapples for making pineapple beer

{giggles}

It's for Jr's wedding

(anything else we need)

Air balloonsAir balloons for the dogsFor the noisy dogs

Circus

With giraffe and cats and dogs and alligator and Batman and superman and ducks and Ironman and dinosaurs

[in actuality there were at least five-six more animals; i just couldn't keep up; i was tapping on my iPhone]

I'm thirsty(why are you thirsty)Climbing up coconut tree with Danielle, so tall

You're fat

Superman is flying too far

My wife only talks about 1x per week on average while i'm awake, but when she does; usually about 5 minutes max a night and usually shortly after falling asleep, but can be any time; i 'pull all-nighters' working on my laptop in bed and she can start up at 4:30 am. Often she is frantically dodging 'the bad guys' while sleeping with some very worried vocalizations but not words as a precursor to the start of talking.

I never thought to actually make a blog but may just have to do that; thanks for the inspiration.

addendum; I had a roommate back in college who also used to talk in his sleep; caused him problems as a teenager 'cause he would let out secrets to his parents that got him in trouble. Anyhow, one late night while I was working, he was layin' on the couch watching TV and suddenly out of the blue i hear spot-on bevis and butt-head impressions; i actually thought the show started, and it turned out to be my roommate dead asleep recanting B&BH in his sleep!

andrew, your wife's ranting is also hilarious, I wonder if Karen has ever tried to ask questions. My brother talks in his sleep but its total gibberish, almost like another language, but if i keep ask something like, "what'd ya say?" i can sometimes keep him goin for up to 15 min, lol. keep us posted on here if you decide to make your own blog!

I only wish my husband had found my 'sleep talking' as entertaining, sadly I don't talk, I sing.. in a creepy childlike voice in an unknown language. No humor when my sub-conscious starts cleaning house, pretty sure if I were to send in a recording of my sleep singing to a movie theater it would be a theme song for the next big horror movie! Upside is, I do mix in some giggles... likely only makes it creepier for others listening in though.

Back on track, the donkey quote has me cracking up all over again. Fantastic stuff!

This is brilliant. OMG Karen, you must have sooooo much fun in the mornings. Getting to tell Adam what he's been blathering on about. The first time I looked @ your Blog I read every one....I had a pretty hard time after the first couple or so...I was crying from laughing so hard....AWESOME.

you know what would be hilarious is if you two incidently talked to one another in your sleep... (saying something that sparked a reaction from the other) lol that would be pure awsomeness to hear that conversation... :)

Before me and my boyfriend lived together he used to be exhausted from the trip to come visit me so when he fell asleep he would mumble some pretty curious things...

a few of my favourites:"Lissssssten to my essssssssssseessssssss""The Chimpanzees are in the cages...separate the plates of sugar and salt!""A Garfield and a Hippo...that's so fucking Hippo" (We had won a plush orange cat and a hippo out of one of those grab machines earlier that night)

If you notice in the audio, there is a sharp intake of breath before each line.. I do that too when I talk in my sleep. My girlfriend thinks that when my breathing slows down and I'm gasping for a breath, it triggers something in me to talk.. I have said some pretty incoherent stuff.. Nothing as brilliant as these.. "Butt cheeks ahoy. Thar she blows!"

I have to agree, the donkey one should go on a shirt or something. My Fiance talks in his sleep too, and sometimes it's hilarious, so finding this on "Blogs of Note" was a goldmine, we read what adam had to say and we were cracking up till we had tears in our eyes. the soundbites made it even sweeter

"Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day."

The biggest laugh for me was just imagining the look on Adam's face when he found out he said this. *chuckles* I can only think of his reaction to the 'Cockhunter' line, and imagine the same fear/disbelief at the leather chaps line.

I've never heard my boyfriend angry before, but one night, after a few hours of sleeping, he woke me by cussing repeatedly saying "G-d Dammit! I asked him waht was wrong and he woudln't answer me, so I kept asking as I was really concerned at this point...his response was (in an angry voice mind you)"I don't have to tell you everything." When we woke up I told him all about it and he said he had no idea what I was talking about, nor did he recall having any dreams that night. It's still a little weird to me and it's the only time it's happened in 4 months of living together, but I guess all we can do is laugh about it.

I was turned on to your blog after seeing you both on The Today Show. This is great!! I am looking at the t-shirts and they are hilarious. My husband loves shirts like that with random quotes. Hmmm...Valentine's Day is coming up. :)

Hilarious!!!! I love reading your blog every morning, it's such a fun start to my day. :) Since I found our blog, I've had to wipe my laptop clean from all the tea I spew out my nose every time I read a new post. I enjoy reading some of the comments too. Keep doing what you're doing! Fabulous!

Adam, have you ever thought of keeping a daily journal (events, experiences, foods) to see if it synchronizes with your dreams? It would be an interesting foot note to read if you decided to do it and post the results.

I did journal for a while and did find that I often incorporate daily, weekly and news events into my dreams too. I used to wake up to the BBC World News and found myself incorporating the news into my dreams. Often at that time it was Maggie Thatcher versus the Parliment. In my dream they bullied her horribly. :) My dreams very rarely come with a sound-track like yours. Mine are all purely video. I am quite sure my husband is thankful for this as well, especially since often my dreams could parallel that of the nightmares of H.R. Geiger. (He created art that inspired the movie "Alien"). Not exactly restful sleep.

Speaking of restful: You are a lucky man to have such a understanding and patient, albeit sleep-deprived, wife. :)

I will never understand why anyone like this person bothers to come back here if they don't like what they see. Ah, yes, they are working the troll detail.

To the last poster - I had a therapist who recommended my keeping a tape recorder by the bed, so that when I woke up in the middle of a dream, I could quickly make a voice recording about it. THAT was freaky - as the person speaking didn't sound like me, and the content of the dream was frightening. Now - I just have fun dreams that I wish wouldn't float away so quickly.

I would buy several t-shirts but need to find more 3XXX choices. Is there some way in the ordering process to direct the saying on a shirt?? You have a wonderful long list - but they aren't on the things I would use - like the lentil one on apron. Put that on a 3xxx T and it is MINE!!!!

Dads in hospital getting cemo at 67, told him some of Adam lines, we laughed and laughed, humor is best medicine, "They're not smile lines, they're stretch marks. Cock sucker."hahahahhahahahhahChristine, St. John's NFLD

Great stuff! I'm a sleep talker/walker. earlyer this week I woke myself up laughing, creepy. I dont say anything to crazy....I dont think. My Old roommate was a sleep talker too. One night i broke out in hives and I was asking her for help. We had a full conversation, in the morning she remembered nothing. Its crazy what the human brain can do when we are asleep.

I try to look at the haters as amusing, but I can't manage it, they irritate the crap out of me.

It's not politics, or religion, Adam and Karen aren't arguing for anyone to 'believe' or in any way trying to 'sell' their stuff. They make stuff available, and have very nicely responded to reader input and actually changed/added to what is available at our request.

The one thing that is funny, is that the trolls/haters look soooooo stupid, because while they go on and on about it being fake, and we are sheep, and we are wasting our money.... they are TOTALLY missing the facts that: 1) many many many of us either sleep talk or know people who do, so therefor we KNOW that people can sleep talk in full clear sentences, that ego/swearing/absurd are common, and that some people do sleep talk most nights2) many many people don't care about 'fake'/'not fake' they find it funny, give props whether subconscious or not, and like the humor3)if we CHOOSE to spend money, we are not doing it based on 'oh, it must be real, therefor I must buy something'... whether a person thinks its real, or not, they are buying it because they think it is funny. The same way they'd buy something from others funny tshirt places online, or in the mall.

Personally, I think STM is pure Adam's subconscious while he is asleep, I think it was brilliant of Karen to think of blogging what he says, and I can't wait for my BADGERTASTIC messenger bag, that has 'Badgertastic' on it!

I wonder if you have tried offering earplugs to decrease the comments while you are on the computer playing games and such while Adam in sleeping. Of course, I don't know why you would....these are side splitting!!

If I get a vote for a T-shirt, I want "Skipping to work makes everything better". I have four others in my shopping cart right now, but want to wait for this one before ordering (and shipping to the US).

(Honestly I thought I'd lost my sense of humor lately until I found this site, some of this stuff just makes me completely crack up, yet it's quite "familiar" in an offbeat way!)

"AdamKare"...you two are peas in a pod that split open a chapter on the internet that took us away from ourselves yesterday, today and still yet, tomorrow...unwittingly creativly as it unravelled into GREAT peasome soup...that's peace, love <3 and a touchs of salt and pepper to spice our curiosity of this hidden language...

Hope, don't stop cuz we'll never get enough of your "lentiling muses" to us (finding a way to lentil-over your skills together...hee,hee)

...hava question now...i'm sure we'd love to have a 2-sided saying on a T-Shirt with the bubble quotes...can u offer this, it would be double the fun for sure!?...on the sleeves bubble would be the icing on the cake, special, unique and all 360 degrees of spreading the joy!

Lol! I love it! Oh, and to the Anonymous writer at the top, you spelled it wrong. It's craic, not crack. Irish for a good time, and pronounced the same way as crack. For example: "That's good craic", "Let's find some craic", "The craic is mighty!". It's alright, everybody makes a typo every now and then! We won't hold it against you!

A friend of mine just found this blog and sent me the link. Seriously cracked me up reading back through it all.

On a similar note, several years ago after buying a horse without consulting my hubby first, we had a lengthy, in depth discussion about it a couple nights before I was to go pick her up. I asked him questions, he answered and asked a few questions of his own. Everything was coherent and clearly stated. This went on for about an hour and a half. I even told him if he didn't want me to take the horse I would call in the morning and halt the deal. He said, "No way! You're not pinning this one on me!"

The next morning he had no recollection of anything that had been said. Nothing. And yes, I got the horse. She was supposed to be a 'flip' for resale. Some 5 years later- she's still here.

Keep posting, truth is stranger than fiction. Love the donkey jockey statement. That one is priceless.

Hmmm. I know from comments that people don't feel they're all being manipulated by people trying to sell T-shirts and get a book bought by publishers. And I'd feel quite sad if they did come to feel that.

We don't hide from the fact that we're seizing on all of the attention that the blog is getting to do what we can with it. Yes, it would be really cool to have a book of Adam's sleep talking out there, to think that it is sitting on coffee tables around the country, or even the world. But trying to make something of the blog's popularity and being decent honest people are not mutually exclusive. And I'm really glad that our supporters seem to have figured that out.

this is classic..... my dad talks in his sleep, as does my sister, but it would only be loved by the psychotically deranged.... unless he is doing the chicken dance, or running then its hilarious....

I can't even give an example of what they say because its filled with profanity.... but if they both fall asleep in the livingroom, one will start swearing out loud and the other answers and then they are yelling at eachother in their sleep while thinking they are yelling at whoever in their dreams, messed up to watch really.... lol!

His accent only makes it all better. This is so entertaining. I have made you guys a morning favorite. Thanks all the way from San Jose, Ca. Keep em coming please. And I hope you don't mind, I use some of his quotes as my status update on Facebook. I especially loved the one about wearing chaps but not on a windy day. LOL

For those of you who think this is a crass attempt to make money and rip off the rest of us...haven't you ever heard the saying, "If you can't say something nice about a person, don't say it."? Why are you even bothering to read this blog? Just let the rest of us enjoy ourselves, okay?

I never sleep talk, barely even make a sound so my partner was baffled when this happened.

I had gone for a nap and asked him to wake me in a bit. When he came in to wake me an hour later, he was in stitches:

Him "Come on honey, time to get up now"Me "We have to make sure they weigh the same"Him "Huh?"Me (sounding panicked) "you heard, they must weigh the same"Him "what must"Me "the bottle of sauce..."Him "Ok, confused"

He left the room laughing and told the story to my brother. After a half hour he came back to wake me again...

Him "Honey, its been an extra half hour, get up now"Me "Alun, we must make them weigh the same"Him (laughing and stunned that Im still dreaming the same) "Whaaat"Me "we must make sure it weighs the same as the bottle of sauce"Him "what?"Me "The cheese"Him "Erupting with laughter "What, why?"Me: "We just have to, if we lay the cheese on the scales we can put enough sauce in until the scales are level"

At this point he was really laughing at me and I was angry. He started to tell my brother what was happening and they were both laughing at me. I was confused as my suggestion was really great in dream land, and to me they were mocking it. I had no idea they were just laughing at me because I was sleep-talking, and that I was talking jibberish. I fell back asleep, woke a bit later and when I got up, they had forgotten and I didn't remember it until later. When I asked, laughter again, and they relayed it to me. I explained why I was so mad at them, and we were all friends again!!!

It was just so bizarre. It was like I was discussing a dream whilst being half asleep but I didn't know about it. Confused.com.

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