Dawood Ibrahim to finance more films after stand taken by Bollywood on Modi

Karachi. Delighted with the stand taken by some people from Hindi film industry against BJP’s prime ministerial candidate Narendra Modi, India’s Most wanted criminal Dawood Ibrahim has decided to increase his funding of Hindi Films.

The Pakistan based underworld don took this decision after he came to know about the petition by the Bollywood men and women, where secularism was called totally non-negotiable entity unlike corruption, plagiarism, underworld connection, extortion, black money, casting couch etc.

The petition has been signed by the forgotten people of who’s who of Bollywood. Well known filmmakers and signatories to the petition, Mahesh Bhatt or Imitiaz Ali vehemently denied that it was a publicity stunt. They further claimed that all of them were apolitical and much should be read into them liking Fan pages of Congress or AAP on Facebook.

“This time I felt compelled to come out and speak my mind,” said Bhatt who has now spoken and expressed his opinions on all kind of compelling incidents in his and others’ lives.

Dawood getting a tad bit emotional.

Sources tell Faking News that Dawood was particularly impressed and touched with Anand Patwardhan who vociferously defended 1993 Mumbai riots and serial bomb blasts (of which Dawood is prime accused) and called it an outcome of Babri Masjid demolition on Times Now’s Newshour yesterday.

Dawood felt that the industry, which is defending him, needed him at the time when it was under attack from communal fascist forces.

The don who had moved on to Cricket, IPL, and other exciting arenas such as Pakistani economy, will now return to financing Bollywood movies with immediate effect.

“Dawood bhai is so moved by the move that he will even risk funding movies starring Aftab Shivdasani, Mimoh Chakraborty, and will not mind even if he ends up making loses,” a close aide of Dawood told Faking News.

The Bollywood community, which had disappeared like Harman Baweja after Love Story 2050, when Kamal Hassan, one from their own fraternity, was being harassed and pressurized by extremist groups to take off Vishwaroopam from cinema halls, has welcomed Dawood’s gesture and heaped praises on him for showing such generosity.

“We welcome such secular funding from any source,” said an actress while counting the final installment she just received for her performance in UP’s annual saifai mahotsava.