100% True Tales Of A Cartoonist Part 3

And this is why I don’t have a Twitter account, and I’m not allowed to text unsupervised anymore. These events are 100% true and are a testament to my everlasting shame and extreme lack of impulse control.

Sadly this was not an isolated incident as I continue to make poor life choices and depending on how much caffeine I’ve had I get what is “Lovingly” referred to as “the crankies.”

“The crankies” are a horrible degenerative condition that I TELL MY WIFE the only treatment is video games, Mt. Dew, and sex. To be administered frequently lest I have a relapse. Oh it’s a horrible condition, never the less I will nobly persevere in the face of adversity.

I want to ask for it for Christmas but my favorite band is coming out with a super deluxe edition cd/dvd set and it’s quite expensive. Gotta have my priorities. Plus I still haven’t finished Dead Island. My boyfriend bought me it as a get well present when my dog bit my face and I had to get stitches.

I think i also have that condition and i agree with your suggested treatment whole heartedly. It should really be administered multiple times a day but i have hit one of the frequent side effects of sex and that is baby.