Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th!

Happy 4th of July! Let's remember today to celebrate what this day is really about-- getting drunk and burning yourself with sparklers. Juuuust kidding. It's about BBQ and fireworks, of course!

Seriously, what are we *supposed* to do on the 4th? Discuss the Constitution? We have so many useless holidays nowadays I can't barely remember what this one is for (the signing of the Declaration of Independence, right?).