Earned it.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

(revised) En Garde! A Compendium of Fencing and...RESULTS!

Of course---you know I can't just post results, I have to make it all historical and sh*t. Sorry. I fear, also, this will not as amusing commentary either, but swordplay is no laughing matter. It is serious business. When JD asked for hostesses for the events, I considered none other than this one. I think because of my short time as a ballerina in high school, and martial artist, fencing is one sport that looks so deadly elegant, I am drawn to its charms.

Found this ancient book on a shelf in the kitchens of a fiesty gnome: A History of Fencing What he was doing with it next to the Treatise on Cupcakes and the Theramore Tourist Guide, I have no idea.

I confess, I did not watch the summer Olympics. I watched the building of the Olympic pool, and I watched the lousy swim reporter, but that was about it. However, my Rogue told me of the horrible events for the poor South Korean fencer, Shin A-Lam, all because of a broken clock and rules that do not fit with modern technology. I still cry "bullsh*t" on this whole mess. This broke my heart.

I got stuck there for a minute in the video, Prepare to die!! What awesome entrants! Princess Leia even made an appearance! And thank goodness that Gnome just made it in over the height requirements! Congratulations to all the competitors!

Oh, wow, that Gold Medalist is wonderful! I love how well her outfit mimics real-world fencing gear, and as a Gnome, she looks like a Mii! Adorable! I love the Princess Leia there at the end, and I'm glad to see some pirates in the mix, too :D Once again, a grand showing from all the contestants!