The REAL Reason Tiger Woods Only Banged White Chicks

The story of the year will no doubt be the one that's been in the news every day in the last few months - Tiger Woods.

We all know that he first banged a pole with a black car, then banged many white chicks (no Poles) with his black dick.

But why the fascination with white laydeez?What's wrong with a bit of flava from a sista?Why no go with chick from Me-hee-co?Why no cavity invasion with an Asian?What's wrong with screwing a ho' who's a Filipino?

These are the questions being asked by all the gold-digging non-white women out there.

We at The Spoof have found the answer!

In a diary entry made in 1984, Tiger, (aged 9) spills the beans in an astronomy project for school,

"The universe is a cool place. Lots of nice things like planets and stars. But black holes scare me, and I don't want to ever come inside one.."