Now with more coherency.

Recently a close friend travelled to China for many weeks. Whilst I can’t
think of a good reason to go to China for pleasure, he certainly has (I have
heard something about some little sports competition they have going at the
moment).

So, having now “hooked up” with someone he has has to turn back to his friends
in Australia to perform a very important duty: “Keeping track of his kidneys”.
Unfortunately this plan was enacted too late and didn’t have enough detail to
properly react to this scenario. Fortunately he still claimed to have his
Kidneys less than 24 hours ago, but I can’t be certain he has them at the time
of writing.

Don’t think this is purely limited to the stealing of Kidneys. Other problems
you need to keep aware of include:

Stealing other organs. Sure, kidneys are the main ones, but you’ve already crossed a line, so why not harvest some other organs while you are at it, such as your liver or corneas.

Kidnapping. Even if you don’t have anyone back home willing to fork out for your ransom, you may still be worth something to kidnappers who can send your bodyparts in the place of genuine kidnap victims in order to encourage the ransomee (is that even the right word? If not, it is now) to fork out the dough.

Slavery. Don’t underestimate your worth on the slave market.

Being accidentally married and thus being financially responsible for your new bride/groom’s entire family

So with all these things that can possibly go wrong who in their right mind
would want to even travel overseas? I’ve heard culture and life experience are
a couple of reasons.

So that you can continue having life experiences that don’t involve getting
you addicted to drugs and becoming someone’s sex slave in their dungeon, you
can arrange a plan to communicate your whereabouts and status to the outside
world. Depending on the level of the problem, a quick call to the local
embassy or a crack team of mercenaries will be ready to assist and extract you
from any situation lickety split.

Unfortunately my friend consulted someone else to make these arrangements, who
despite their many years of watching violent television and films has not been
left as paranoid about how to prevent or deal with these situations as I. It’s
important to take life lessons from movies.

The first and most important step is regular communication. How regular will
be dependent on where you are going and what sort of access you have to
communication equipment. Communication can be either one-way or two-way. If
the communication is one-way you need to establish a protocol for verifying
the validity of the communique and a plan if the communique is malformed. Most
importantly is the need for a duress word. This word needs to be arranged in
advance when their is a high degree of certainty that the person is not under
duress. Duress words

The
best part about duress words is their ability to add extra meaning to your
message. For this reason it is important to have more than one. Using these
words you can communicate important information to give an approximate
location, description of the problem and even a rough count of how large the
team of mercenaries should be.

It is important that the duress words be able to be slotted in with your
normal messages without arising suspicion. Poor choices of duress words
include “help”, “I’m being kidnapped” and “get me the f@# out of here”.

Because the duress words are supposed to be so normal it is possible that a
duress word may accidentally be used in a communique. That’s why it is
important to have a procedure to follow when a duress word is received, a
communique is late or malformed. Usually this procedure would have varying
degrees of action as you increase your state of readiness. You can either use
numbers or colours ((That’s right, colour is spelt with a “u”)) (or a
combination of the two) to help make it easy to determine where in the process
you might be.

In my next post I’ll describe what steps to take as you move from one alert
level to another.

I’ve been recently reading Essential Windows Presentation
Foundation (Chris Anderson) and I have been really looking forward to being able to
create some funky WPF apps. I’ve almost finished (except for the sudden scope
creep) a utility that I’ve been writing using Windows Forms. Like most good
utilities it sits in the system tray just waiting to be used.

While using this tool yesterday I realised that I was being driven crazy by
its need for interaction by the mouse. So I decided to create a global
shortcut key and that would open a little navigation window to help you select
the item you wanted (this is just some of the aforementioned scope creep).

I knew straight away that this was a job perfectly suited for WPF. So, I
opened up the Add New Item dialog in Visual Studio 2008, selected WPF and was
greeted with one solitary option:

Unfortunately when you have a Windows Form project, User Control (WPF) is the
only choice you are given. Fortunately, there is a workaround, but let’s first
look at some reasons why mixing WPF into a windows form application might not
be the best idea:

Consistent appearance is the first reason that comes to mind. WPF windows look just a little different to Windows Forms (with default settings) and even more different if you apply all the fancy styling options. Of course, if you are looking to create a window with a distinct look, this doesn’t apply

Maintainable code is another reason. Supporting multiple types of windowing increases the complexity of your project

There may be others and hopefully someone will point them out in the comments.

But now back to adding a WPF window into your Windows Forms project. Without
the Window option, begrudgingly select User Control (WPF). Visual Studio then
adds all the necessary references to your project and create a new XAML file
and a corresponding CS file (or VB if you are that way inclined).

It turns out that User controls and Windows are very similar, so in your XAML
file, change the “UserControl” tag to “Window” (remember to also update the
closing tag). Your XAML should now look something like this:

I’ve seen this dialog far too many times today. The only saving grace of this
error message is that it doesn’t seem to steal my focus. However it is so huge
and in the middle of the screen it is quite probable that it is covering up
whatever text I happen to be working on at the time. The fact it needs to
remind me of this fact (it just did it again then) so often is just crazy.

But why is it even necessary? Will my world come to a grinding halt if I don’t
know that my contacts couldn’t be synced in the background right now? Really?
Who cares? Can I do anything about it? No. Clearly MobileMe just wants to
point out its inadequacies.

[caption id=“attachment_163” align=“alignleft” width=“150” caption=“Violet
iDisk icon”][/caption]Talking about inadequacies,
who chose the colour for the background of the iDisk icon. Violet? Seriously?
It’s as if they kept the “transparent colour” and forgot to substitute the
real one. Come on Apple, you are all about design, but someone screwed the
pooch on this one.

And the way MobileMe was installed, as part of iTunes, now that seems a bit
unintuitive to me. (Why would a program that plays music have anything to do
with keeping my calendar and contacts synchronised).

Of course, when MobileMe is working it seems to live up to some of the “cloud”
hype. I finally have my contacts integrated into Outlook (plus the calendar),
which is a big plus, or it would be if I put things in my calendar or opened
outlook more frequently than once a week (but that’s my problem (or not)).

So hopefully Apple will fix this stupid error message (I’m happy to have a
little notify icon flash or something if it really wants to get my attention).
Less importantly I hope they change the background colour of the iDisk icon.

They say to “give the people what they want”. According to the stats, the fine
people of the Internet want to hear what I have to say about such things as
“When to Propose”. Despite the fact that the post is over two and a half years old
and I remain as single today as I was then it is the number one post read on
my blog. In fact, a quick Google search reveals that I am number 3 on
the list when you search for “when to propose”. These
posts have also seen the highest number of comments from people I don’t
know.

This tells me three important things:

I should write more posts about proposing, relationships, etc

There must be a shortage of good information on the Internet about this topic

The people of the Internet will listen to anyone for advice

With that out of the way, let’s start to explore this topic that the Internet
seems to deem me an authority on, proposing.

I am a student of film and television (in the sense that I watch a lot of it).
Most of what I’ve learnt about life I have picked up from movies and TV. Most
importantly I have learnt that life is not at all like what I see on movies
and television. There is no guarantee of a happy ending. Indeed, things don’t
seem to quite end or wrap up nicely as they do on film. That’s why I like film
and television. I watch it because it isn’t what I see around me every day,
but I can still apply broad concepts.

Proposing is all about managing risk. Indeed, everything about life is about
managing risk. Risk is what makes life enjoyable. Knowing the answer to every
problem is not quite as gratifying as solving the problem.

So where was I? Right, proposing and risk. The trick I suppose to dealing with
the risk of proposing is to break it down in to the factors that contribute
most to the risk. By recognising these factors, it should become easier to
pick the best time to propose, or even if you should.

Factors are likely to be different for each person, but it is probably best to
look at the long term goals and aspirations of each side to see how well they
combine. If sleeping with as many people as possible is your goal and your
partner’s is to be involved in a committed monogamous relationship, perhaps
your long term prospects aren’t tied well together. Similarly, if you are
looking to travel and explore the world and you partner wants to settle down
and start a family you might also be on the wrong track.

Ideally you want to find a partner whose life path travels parallel or
intertwines with yours. There is obviously going to be some compromises along
the way, but when one path winds to the left, so must the other for the
relationship to continue. Of course, compromise has to go both ways.

Perhaps the hardest part of accepting the risk of proposing is to accept that
there is no right answer to the question (the question being “will you marry
me?” if you have lost track). A “no” can be a positive step as it may make it
clearer that your paths are diverging. Similarly a “yes” may lead to further
trouble down the road if those paths diverge.

But as I was saying earlier, the risks in life are what make it interesting.
Importantly, these risks can come with great rewards. So if you are prepared
and ready, take the plunge and best of luck to you.

Over the years I’ve had to make programs do what they were never designed to,
like using Excel as a database or using Access as a database. I’ve been
working on a little project (not an Excel or Access database) that I want to
be able to publicly track bugs on. I don’t really want to set up a whole new
web app, and I would like to integrate it with my blog (where I will
eventually be putting aforementioned project).

After unsuccessfully trying to find a plugin that might do the whole thing I
wondered if I was making it too complex. While waiting for my bus this morning
I had a thought. Why not just use wordpress as it is?

This led me to think about what I wanted from my bug tracking. Basically I
wanted the ability to:

Create bugs. How about a post being a bug?

Comment on bugs. Posts can have comments!

Mark a bug for a certain version and product. Posts can have categories

Show that a bug is active, complete, won’t fix, etc. Posts can have tags

To get bugs from other people, I could have a dedicated “triage” page that
takes comments and I manually create bug posts from them (I’m looking for a
plugin that will let me take a comment and turn it into a post).

Of course I don’t want the bugs littering my front page, or main feed, but I
have been able to find a plugin that should deal with that issue. I am worried
about polluting my tag cloud with bug related tags, but that is a compromise
I’m willing to make.

Of course, I probably should focus on finishing that other project first so
there is something to raise bugs about.