THIS IS CON-CHAN! A CRACK PANFANDOM RPG OPENING SEPTEMBER 30TH

It's the typical story: you find yourself suddenly NOT wherever you just came from and in unfamiliar surroundings, for reasons no one can explain. Except this isn't a post-apocalyptic city, a dystopia, a video game, a TV station...

THIS. IS. CON-CHAN!

You've fallen into anime convention of enormous size, and it's impossible to get out. You have to survive the parent-chaperoned pre-teens, the rabid yowie fangirls, the overweight and smelly fanboys, and LINE after LINE for one event or another. Have fun trying to explain that you're not just a really excellent cosplayer, you ARE Character X, and not get tons of frightened looks!

As a staffer or a con-goer, it's up to you to survive this maze of dorkdom and unclean bodies, foreign terms like BAMF and LOL, and memes about strange blue creatures you've never heard of.

But wait. THERE'S MORE. You thought that was all you had to contend with? Something's WRONG with this convention. No one ever knows what day it is, and it just doesn't END. Not to mention the straaaaange things that happen more often than not... Something about the internet? Jokes? WHAT? How are you supposed to know what these strange people are talking about?!

...Guess you'd better hurry up and open that handy little computer of yours and find out.