Figuring Out the Stuff Between the Beginning and the End

That Time I Live-Tweeted The Little Mermaid

I kind of love the Timehop app. It lets me look back at the things that I’ve tweeted and posted to Facebook in years past and reminds me of how hilarious I am. Yes, I do laugh at my own jokes. Deal with it. Anyway, today, Timehop reminded me that, a year ago, I live-tweeted as I watched The Little Mermaid. It gave me a decent laugh. So I thought I’d share it here…

That fish that gets away at the start of The Little Mermaid seems unconcerned that the rest of his school will be dinner for sailors.

“Oh, good, I can still make it to the mermaid concert!” – Fish at the beginning of The Little Mermaid

Why are people surprised that Ariel’s not in the clam shell at the concert? No one noticed her not getting in it?

What’s wrong with guppies? Why is “guppy” used as a derogatory term?

Why does Ariel rely on a bird that is clearly an idiot as her human-made object expert?

Why doesn’t she have a security detail? Ariel’s royalty. There must be kidnapping threats.

Triton is clearly racist.

Should a tiny crab be questioning the king’s parenting skills to his face?

Next time on Hoarders: Ariel, the Little Mermaid, and her underwater cavern of mysterious human-made objects.