a sandy beach leads down to calm waters. the sky is clear and peaceful. running along the beach is a railroad track, but there are no trains. instead, standing on the tracks is what I can only describe as a bright red genie's lamp wearing green roller-skates. good luck.

There is an enormous banana underneath a wonky arched brick gantry over a straight single-carriageway road with British lane-dividing markings, in a hilly and grassy landscape which contains four monochromatic bushes of which the rightmost is shaped like Mongolia, underneath a dark blue sky, the shade of which indicates that the elevation must be circa 5000 metres above sea level.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams