Cool kitty

If you haven't heard of Hamilton the hipster cat, you're doing the internet wrong. Hamilton is a Vine sensation that has nearly 70K people following his every mustached move. That's right, Hammy sports a bold white mustache, which makes everything he does super charming and debonair. Don't believe us? Here are 10 reasons Hamilton is the suavest cat on the internet.

1

Um... he has a mustache

That's right, this sexy beast has a mustache. How many cats do you know that can pull off a Tom Selleck-inspired look? None.

2

He enjoys the finer things in life

When he gets a back rub, his face says, “Yes, this is how it’s always supposed to be. Shower me with luxury constantly, please.”

3

He's shockingly athletic

Despite his affinity for pampering, when the time comes to act, Hamilton pounces like no one’s business. We're talking crazy high leaps here.

4

He defends what's his

Hammy regularly builds comfy lairs and attacks those who come near his fortresses, and it's so great.

5

He's practically a Disney character

Hamilton makes an excellent Simba. In fact, perhaps a better Simba than the Lion King himself?

6

He enjoys a good tune

No joke, Hammy breaks it down to all manner of music, including, but not limited to, Kanye West.

7

He's got style

Sometimes he wears hipster vests to match his hipster mustache and looks like an ad for Urban Outfitters.

8

He's bossy

Hamilton likes his Popsicles a) pink and b) fed to him.

9

He knows what he wants

Hamilton is always in charge of the remote, so don't even think about it.