Well Bachman scares the hell out of me, that’s for sure. Although that photo of her corndog-ly submission is laugh out loud funny. Thome only scares you becuase you’re a Tigers fan. Our centerfielder scares Thome and prevented him from reaching the 600 mark two homeruns ago…then again your Tigers are doing better in the standings right now so maybe a little fear is healthy.
— Kristen

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