hi, i'm david. i get ridiculously excited about ridiculous things. i have a tumblr that's almost exclusively dedicated to the random terrible ideas i have throughout the day. i'm mischievous, but i take a strong anti-mayhem stance.

i know just enough spanish to make my way through a cormac mccarthy novel. speaking of which, that's where my user name comes from. it's one of the passages that absolutely changed my life.

i'm an intp, but i forget what that means.

What I’m doing with my life

- videography and editing- riding the emotional rollercoaster that is seattle sports- getting used to my new acl (formerly: my old hamstring tendon)- a movie podcast, maybe?

- nature versus nurture- how to saturate life with tiny, microscopic jokes- what's better—the last 15 minutes of ratatouille or the first 15 minutes of up?- a series of selfies taken with antique cameras: does it already exist?- dinner

On a typical Friday night I am

i am an incorrigible introvert so my absolute favorite would be having dinner and drinks with a small group of friends. really, you can guess how much i will like a given activity based on whether it's likely to produce great conversations.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

okay! i am really excited right now because i finally thought up a good answer to this question: you know that video of the cast of the broadway production of the lion king breaking out in song on a virgin air flight to australia?

i legitimately, 100% unironically, think that that is one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen.

You should message me if

- you think i might be kind of funny- you want to tell me a story- or, you want me to tell you a story- just 'cause.