THE NEW YORKER CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN A NEW YORK BACHELOR AND HIS CLEANING WOMAN, WHOM HE HAS NEVER SEEN D ELIA: I am leaving the money for last week-three dollars, I be- lieve-here on the icebox. B. TIMMINS Mr Timmins at fifty cents an hour one hour a day you ow me for last weak and 2 weaks in advans I wouldnt speak about it. but I have 3 children and my husband Isnt so good that makes 3 dolers owed and 6 in advans. every day 10 cents carfare IS 1.30 more. thanking you DELIA Delia: I am leaving the amt. you stipulated. Your carfare for 3 weeks would be 1.80, not 1.30. I am leaving the correct amt. B. TIMMINS Mr Timmins I wouldnt want you to leav to much money sertain days I go to Mrs Park next door and she pays my fare haf way and you the other haf so I am leaving the differens on the dresser DELIA Delia: I know I owe you some money now but I don't know how much. It's all so confused. Could you leave a plain statement of exactly what I owe you and nothing else? B. TIMMINS Mr Timmins its 2 weaks now and full carfare as Mrs Park is on her vaca- shun she will be back Monday if noth- ing happens dont leav the money on the icebox pleas as it falls down behind DELIA P. S. making 7.20 in all. Delia I cant make out your figuring 1m leaving the amt you said but it cant be fight in awful hurry B. TIMMINS Delia: No word from you for 2 weeks now. Please leave statement. B. TIMMINS Delia: Another week gone by and no word from you. Please leave bill. B. TIMMINS Delia its over 3 weeks now im in awful hurry this a m hope you arent offended your work is very satisfactory indeed B. T. P. S. 1m leaving this on the dresser. Mr '[immins all your notes and 2 g (wÀo:1s nice) champagne from slippers any more áð\ ., ) L ,r c ".t \ J \',d' f ( r- ' 'J: {\ .' / r No one drinks RECTOR.'S exists only as a sketch in the Follies. There are no more sleigh races in Central Park. The gay (and rather outlandish) '90's lie buried beneath skyscrapers, swift motor cars and jazz. But the '90's did not die in vain. They brought the art of dining to America-they introduced many of our choic- est foods. Lobster N ewburgh, clams Casino - and among cheeses, Military Brand Camembert. The gallant blades of the Mauve Decade twirled their mustaches with pride when they called for it. To know it stamped them as epicures. And though other cheeses have since tried to challenge its supremacy, Military Brand still reigns as the epicure's choice. To-night, whetlfer you dine at home or at a restaurant, top your dinner with this king of cheeses. Spread its creamy lusciousness on crackers - or juicy slices of apple. Eat the crust, too- gourmets call it the best part of the cheese. And as you eat and eat, and your palate thrills to the piquant flavor, you'll utter up thanks to the food-wise' 90's for giving us such a glorious delicacy. BE-AND One of Borden:J s Fine Cheeses 65 e 1931, B. co.