Oh *Ahem* Hello that over there is a smartphone you call people on it and play games on there and such. Welcome to the future! That over there my spaceship lets board it and I shall show you the songs of my people. You may have to cover your ears on some.

I say something along the lines of "this is what an android looks like, you can call people, it will look for restaurants, and help you mail people. not what you thought huh... androids were supposed to look like humans... uh.... no"