"Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast?"

"Oh, Is There Not One Normal Breast?"

The Lyrics

Gilbert and Sullivan song titles, with few exceptions, are just the first line of the song. This one is from "The Pirates of Penzance". I realize only a few people here have heard it (And you know who you are PA) But that's the way it is for me with some of the rap parodies.

Oh, Is there not one normal breastWhich does not feel of plastic sections?As if there is no interestOf having natural projectionsWho would enhance them willingly?To get their mammaries inflated?To alter all the work of GodFrom her own body image hatedFrom her own body image hatedTo alter all the work of GodFrom her own body image hated

(Chorus)Alas there's not one normal breastWhich seems to feel of plastic sectionsAs if there is no interestOf having natural projections

Oh, is there not one woman smallWho does not feel she needs injections?The adverts and the mediaHave duped them into harsh "corrections"To such a one I say to theeYes, more than a mouthful is wastedIf you will flash your chest at meHowever small you be I'll taste itHowever small you beIf you will flash your chest at meHowever small you be I'll taste it, I'll taste it I'll taste it......

(Chorus)Alas, There's not one maiden smallWho does not feel she needs injectionsAnd adverts and the mediaHave duped them into harsh corrections

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