Nicole Richie has some In-N-Out

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People, please don’t hate Nicole. She is apparently so horribly confused that she is now shoving her food up her ass instead of into her mouth, and, as we all know, after a few good wallowings-out with that gi-normous penis of DJ AM’s, it’s bound to all fall out, thus having no nutritional value. Also, those beautiful inverted kneecaps really lend to the fact that she looks like a set of tinker toys gone awry. She is the poster child for the ass backward-ness that sets in after you’ve been friends with Paris, and the VD starts to set in…look for this to start happening in NFL and NHL players everywhere.

BUT THAT’S STUPID I’LL SHOW YOU WHY IT’S TOTALLY WRONG,
CUZ IF THIS COUNTRY WAS INVADED AND CRUMBLED,

I’D TURN HARLEM INTO A COLOMBIAN JUNGLE,
AND I WOULDN’T BE FIGHTIN FOR A CHRISTIAN NATION,
I’D BE FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL FROM EXTERMINATION,

I WOULDN’T FIGHT FOR FOX NEWS THEM RACIST NIGGAZ, (racist…)
I’D BE FIGHTIN’ FOR THE HOOD FOR THE FACELESS NIGGAZ, (faceless…)

FOR THE IMMIGRANTS AMERICA LOVES TO DESPISE,
EVEN THOUGH IT NEEDS EM TO MAKE THE ECONOMY RISE,
THE FEED US // GENETICALLY /// MODIFIED // GARBAGE,
SO I REPETITIVELY //RELOAD THE CARTRIDGE,
BOSTON // NEW YORK // DOWN TO ATLANTA,

GUERILLA WAR IN THE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA,
CAMERA PANORAMAS OF HAMMERS COULDN’T ROCK ME,

EAST COAST TO WEST COAST YOU CAN’ STOP ME,
AND FUCK SCHWARZENEGGER HIS POPS WAS A NAZI,
AND IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY, SO RUN FOR THE GRAMMYS,

RUN TO THE COON PICNIC AND TRY TO PICK UP A MAMMI,
BUT HALF YA’LL ARE FAGGOTS TRYNA PICK UP A TRANNY,
EDDIE MURPHY ASS MUTHAFUCKAZ GOING COMMERCIAL,
EVEN INTERSCOPE IS GETTING PIMPED BY UNIVERSAL,

is that suppose to impress us, you’re an illegal right, probably a teenager in his puberty with a pimple covered face. Did you write that little speech for your English Class on plans for saving the country. Don’t tell us, Don’t tell us, you got a “F” for it. Listen up Rambone, the day the US crumbles is the day the world explodes, so just be a good little immigrant and here’s 10 cents for you to spit shine my shoe.