"Look, I get that a lot of the people out there believe I'm a lying scumbag for fooling all of you suckers into thinking I ACTUALLY, REALLY opposed tolls when I ran last time," McSlime babbled. "But that was just to fool you idiots into voting for me," he giggled.

McSlime, who desperately needed a fake issue to separate himself from Boyce "No Choice" Poolyard, who lived on the bizarre idea that the people of Clark County needed to be enslaved over his bridge/loot rail fetish, decided to become the prototypical lying scumbag by claiming for months that he was opposed to tolls.

This blog knew he was lying, and repeatedly called the little worm out for his lies. Unfortunately, not enough people cared to hear the truth, so they voted Mayor McScumbucket into office, where he immediately flipped, lying that he had learned what he damned well already knew while serving on the city council.

In announcing his re-election, McScummer claimed he "would not be bullied."

Hopefully, he'll come to find out that we won't be bullied by scum like him, either.

Frankly, I'm relieved. This blog and the "Tim "The Liar" Leave-it Blog are going to pound him like a Salisbury steak. The only question is this: will the people, obviously proven to be fooled as recently as November by re-electing scum like Jim Moeller, continue to support a lying slimebag with the integrity of a concentration camp guard for Mayor?

Tune in and find out.

(And by the way, McSlime, it takes a genuine fruit fly to announce a re-election bid on Valentine's Day.)

2 comments:

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said...

And to announce it during a day he should be with his girlfriend if he has one? hmm... I wonder if there is video of his announcement on youtube? :) I can see some hilarity ensue if someone where there to play with it.

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