What? No Silicon Valley? You know, the tech center of the Universe. The place that has more tech jobs per capita than any place in America if not the world? Here, here's 27 perl jobs in Silicon Valley, more than any other place listed. Every day I get an email from Monster.com with anywhere from five to twenty perl jobs in the neighborhood. Oh yeah, and everyone's hiring right now. You do perl, you need a gig? San Jose.

When putting a smiley right before a closing parenthesis, do you:

Use two parentheses: (Like this: :) )
Use one parenthesis: (Like this: :)
Reverse direction of the smiley: (Like this: (: )
Use angle/square brackets instead of parentheses
Use C-style commenting to set the smiley off from the closing parenthesis
Make the smiley a dunce: (:>
I disapprove of emoticons
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