-With some slight modification I can make it better.
-Anyone seen that talisman of mine? I seem to have misplaced it.
-Parsons was a wanker--- Watch this!
-Now it's time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote, and Baphomet.
-Help!
-What you don't know can't hurt you, right?
-Don't worry, everything's under control.
-I know what I'm doing.
-Trust me.
-Hastur, Hastur, Hast---
-Oops
-No, I planned this, honest!
-I'm glad you asked...
-But the *theory* is sound.
-Yeah, but you should see the other guy.
-But if it's already dead, how can it be a sacrafice?
-Now if only I had some bungee cords.
-Then Cthulu showed up.
-I really wish I had some chalk right about now.
-Everybody needs a hobby, right?