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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Thanksgiving Love, American Style: Saturday Centus

The Saturday Centus, hosted by Jenny Matlock, challenges us to write a piece within 100 words. The festive prompt is bolded below. Enjoy, and visit other offeringshere. Have an atypically wonderful Thanksgiving season.
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“Pass the turkey b*stard.”

“Huh, turkey baster? It’s already basted.”

“No I said b*stard you turkey. Pass it over here. I’m hungry.”

“Ma, he’s using mean words again.”

“That’s enough boys! You’re 38 and 45 now. Let’s have a peaceful Thanksgiving for a change. Suzette, what happened to that low-life boyfriend of yours, the one without a job and teeth?”

“Ma, he’s sitting right next to me.”

“Well, wake him up, would ya. It’s rude to sleep at the table. Join hands everybody. Papa Phil do the honors.”

teeheee....I love this!!!!!!!! Robyn, I loved your PROFILE INFORMATION! Oh dear, I am so glad you came to visit me today via Gigi. She was TOO TOO KIND to post on little old me, a small HISPANIC woman from Los Angeles, FIESTY for sure, not single however, and like the 75% of the illiterate and literate world, I TOO want to be a writer. Famous? HECK YA! But I must think within reason. I'll take just publishing something ONCE!!!

MERCI MILLE FOIS for your visit and kind words! ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS TO COME and my best and most wonderful friend is Jewish and I so enjoy the holidays she holds dear to her heart.....SHALOM! Anita