Preview Transformers: Age of Extinction

Innovations in the movie Transformers: Age of Extinction , compared with the past often enough.The authors have changed the cast, provided a lot of new characters and a new villain with a huge spaceship in the kit.But preserved pile of useless and somehow glued storylines ripped fight scenes and mindless cacophony of explosions.When you view it is better to turn off the brain, otherwise it may cause irreversible damage.

After the massacre in Chicago between the Autobots and Decepticons as shown in the movie ” Transformers: Dark of the Moon ,” a few years.People are offended by the Transformers and created a secret unit that was engaged in catching and destroying aliens – generally all.At this time in the back of the Texas single father krivoruky inventor Cade (played by Mark Wahlberg) with her daughter trying to cope with financial problems.Quiet family life ends when Cade discovers an old truck.The machine is Optimus Prime.

The first hour of the film is devoted to Cade and his attempts to protect her daughter from the attention of teenage boys.Scenes are stretched, strained relationships, each character is rejection of his impenetrable stupidity.It alternates fuss military performances “clown” of the White House and other nonsense.

After the transition to the active phase with government agents and converting characters to realize the fugitives would be better if Michael Bay on the camera kept licking tanned blonde.

Heroes seems designed to introduce the viewer into a state of rage his stupidity.Threaten to kill his daughter?Nonsense, tin expensive.At the tail hanging government agents and evil robots?What little thing, because it is necessary urgently to pester with questions to the guy’s daughter, if they do not engage in sex.Daughter hysterics and is only a source of new problems.Autobots look Nerds gang, ready to kill each other, figuring out who is cooler.Pogroms, easily offended and hurt go.

All this richly flavored minor characters, clowns, you meet death with joy, and the dialogue of “random generator inspirational phrases.”

Quote:

– I’m coming for you!

The slightest attempt to understand the plot of the film – a lost cause.Construction of Transformers, Megatron hidden influence on academics, human artifacts, deals with aliens and intergalactic prison razed to the ground, if you start to look at it at least a hint of logic.Installation of flashing scenes kills attempts to draw a coherent picture.Chasing a cornfield without transitions continues downtown.Night scene turns up the following day.Villains come out of nowhere to tell his short speech and dissolve into nothingness.Because you can not kill heroes right now, we must endure this nonsense to the finals.

About battle not say anything good at all desire.Flashed on the screen sometimes spectacular moments in slow time, but they are drowning in reshuffle of flickering frames skewed human individual and unhealthy amount of explosions.Michael Bay outdid himself in failing to use a bright pyrotechnics.

During the battle, the director forgets general plans, and everything turns into a rambling set of mini-scenes, where it is not clear who wins and how much is left opponents.Some transformers during the confrontation withstand a lot of hits, but they continue to fight, others die from several wounds, some even disappear somewhere.Dinoboty appear briefly and lost in a haze of explosions and debris.

Diagnosis

It’s two hours and forty minutes with robotic insanity Sleep beginning, fools, heroes and disjointed plot.Battle and chase did not get rid of old problems, such as lack of overall plans and cutting frame, and at the same time got a new excess blasts (even by the standards of Michael Bay).After such Transformers can give into the hands of at least Uwe Boll, though Sarika Andreasyan.Worse is simply can not be.