Thursday, January 5, 2012

Mr. Shakin: "47 minutes. See, it happened while I was on the phone with my Mom. I'd just dialed her up, then I blacked out. When I came to the phone showed the call was still going on, and it was at 47 minutes. Mom was still on the other end, and driving over to my place."

Dr. Grumpy: "So then what..."

Mr. Shakin: "So, can you write a note for me? Because I only get 500 minutes a month, and want a letter for my cell phone company so they'll credit me for the 47 minutes I was out, because it wasn't my fault."

having worked in the retail industry for 12+ yrs I have no doubt as to the possibility of every stupidity you write about being true. however i could care less whether or not what you write is true. It's funny as hell and I love it. Keep 'em coming

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