Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Pierre Cardin Evolution 1 is massively rare and ‘80s fabulously fashionable. But while it’s haute couture, is it priced to make someone want to slip into its designer genes?

Criminy. We so want one of these. Even if the seller talks about "carberaters," "tacks," "gages," and "distributor mallonies," we'll forgive his or her sub-literacy because this car simply totally fucking rules. Why? Two words: Pierre Cardin. One more: interior. One of the more random options in an era rife with…