Notorious pneumatic-boobed ageing babe Pamela Anderson wants to open a chain of strip joints in her native Lapland. No stranger to getting her wobbling wangers out at every opportunity, including her kids sports days, Pammie has claimed she wants to share her best assets yet again with the world.

While recently visiting Lapland, home of her maternal grandfather, Pammie decided that the best way to promote her anti-fur message was to encourage Laplanders to lapdance and flaunt their own furry muffs while trying to ban the use of real fur in muffs and coats in the process.

Pam has e-mailed Finland's President, Tarja Halonen, urging her to ban fur farming and threatening to open furry muff-joints all over Finland and Lapland if she doesn't.

Pammie's last U.K campaign, "Get your tits out for the animals," went down a storm at Glastonbury, with all kinds of animals queueing up to get a glimpse. After a four hour lapdancing stint, Pammie declared, "I really think I've got my message across, all those men really understood the cruelty those little furry creatures have to endure. The money from the video sales will also go towards anti-fur advertising."

While in Scandinavia, a Peta spokesperson sent a plea to Pammie asking her to please stop trying to represent them. Pammie is rumoured to be devastated after anti-fur campaigners threw red paint over her twat, Kid Rock.

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