Wow, after being gone a while, it's nice to see the Board is fun again. It's good to see people engaged in non violent warfare.

I know one thing's for sure, if CRZ ever got into a bar fight, I'm pretty sure he'd have plenty of people to back him up. So probably not a good idea for invaders from other boards trying to make waves. I pity da fooz.

Let's just hope that CRZ is a non-violent guy, since "Watch out fella, the guys from my messageboard have my back!" is probably the worst threat ever.

Over 1650 posts and still never a Wiener of the Day! But I'm not bitter!

Q: If you could have one superpower -- the strength of 100 men, invisibility, or the ability to fly -- which would you choose and why?

Michael Vick: Oh man, invisibility. If I was in a bad situation or something or I said something or you know, caught with two girls I could just disappear. I could be gone just like that -- no trouble.

"I don't understand the creative process. Actually, I make a concerted effort not to understand it. I don't know what it is or how it works but I am terrified that one green morning it will decide not to work anymore, so I have always given it as wide a bypass as possible."-- William Goldman

Originally posted by Big BadLet's just hope that CRZ is a non-violent guy, since "Watch out fella, the guys from my messageboard have my back!" is probably the worst threat ever.

Hey with all of our years of watching fake fighting, we'd be the best workers in the bar. Of course we'd be in trouble when the indie snobs start trying to do twisting sentons onto somebody, but maybe the AJ fans could channel Kawada and just start kicking people in the face.

Originally posted by Big BadLet's just hope that CRZ is a non-violent guy, since "Watch out fella, the guys from my messageboard have my back!" is probably the worst threat ever.

I'm pretty sure that's the threat Jerry Lawler used in the ECW vs. WWF Great Debate.

"Is this just your 40 favorites or is there some other criteria involved here? I feel like I'm looking at a list of the 40 best Uruguayan light-heavyweights compiled by the DVDVR boys." - JayJayDean to Feely

Hey with all of our years of watching fake fighting, we'd be the best workers in the bar. Of course we'd be in trouble when the indie snobs start trying to do twisting sentons onto somebody, but maybe the AJ fans could channel Kawada and just start kicking people in the face.

Ah, it reminds me of the halycon days of trying to use the figure-four leglock during schoolyard fights. Man, I got punched in the face a lot. The doctor says I might have brain damage!

"Dad, what's the point of this story?""I like stories."

Over 1650 posts and still never a Wiener of the Day! But I'm not bitter!

Q: If you could have one superpower -- the strength of 100 men, invisibility, or the ability to fly -- which would you choose and why?

Michael Vick: Oh man, invisibility. If I was in a bad situation or something or I said something or you know, caught with two girls I could just disappear. I could be gone just like that -- no trouble.

"I don't understand the creative process. Actually, I make a concerted effort not to understand it. I don't know what it is or how it works but I am terrified that one green morning it will decide not to work anymore, so I have always given it as wide a bypass as possible."-- William Goldman

That's F'N hilarious! I know when I was in grade school, I'd use the Demolition double axe handle beatdown whenever I could. And when playing football with some buddies, trying to drop a fat ass elbow on someone after they were already tackled was a particular joy. Ah, the days, the days...

Originally posted by DavrosMessageboard dudes be a wieldin some power. But I have question for the board. What does it take to get a joke thread going? I just wanna see who's got some good ones and have a few laughs.

"i dont know what it is or what it could be but i get a woody when these pussies try to push me thinkin they gonna put me in a position to pickle me y'all tickle me pink i think i'd just rather have Pink Tickle Me"Biggie, 50 Cent, Eminem "The Realest" (RemiX)

Originally posted by DavrosThat's F'N hilarious! I know when I was in grade school, I'd use the Demolition double axe handle beatdown whenever I could. And when playing football with some buddies, trying to drop a fat ass elbow on someone after they were already tackled was a particular joy. Ah, the days, the days...