Eh Brah: Why do you have to be such an angry drunk lady?

Yes, my little keiki sometimes make noise and play in our yard during the middle of the day. Kids like to do that. But seriously, we don’t need to hear your backhanded comments over the fence like, “You should teach them to be more quiet.” Look lady, if I could teach a kid how not to cry when they fall or yell when they get excited. Clearly, your decades of daily drinking has caused you to be old and grumpy. Why not enjoy a glass of water for a change?