THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny

DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm

A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............

hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am

Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!

Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm

My precious....

MIDDLE AGES -

NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm

Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.

william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am

love it

Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm

LMFAO

Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!

caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm

aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.

Reality Lord - July 31, 2010, 6:04 pm

lol....ty cub.

Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 5:36 pm

Congrates,,,seriously welcome to the club 5/5

Orlando Bloom -

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:20 am

I'v never seen this Orlando Bloom fellow, but Keanu Reeves is a bad actor at all. Keanu is a little less emotional than most actors and that makes him believable. I hate it when actors ham it up sp much that movie isn't Kosher anymore.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am

Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am

Hey Lester

lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am

Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.

Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am

oh, double shoot!

Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am

I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am

Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean

Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am

Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am

Heh, heh... okay Sean.

Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am

OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.

Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am

Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.

mizzdizz - January 20, 2015, 4:21 am

Now that's a pothole worth griping about! 5 laughing lions!

Greeny - January 19, 2015, 6:15 am

Not if it's your birthday, right?

JesusWept - January 19, 2015, 6:04 am

Once i couldn't get home from work because of a blizzard. The boss (who lived across the street) wanted us to do overtime....but the power went out haha.

MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:03 pm

I had a 5loser boss like that. Blizzard 1 year shut down the whole city of Winnipeg. He calls from Toronto insists I open the stores (paint & wallpaper). Tell him people using snowmobiles for emerg. vehicles. He says then make sure to open by noon!?!

CoolioIndeed - September 1, 2013, 10:32 pm

Oh man. I totally forgot I even made these.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:49 am

LMAO X-D I enjoyed thi5 soooo much. It is epic.

djinnyf - March 29, 2011, 7:59 am

Oh come on, guys, this is not a private club! You can't expect to have only insiders comments...
I like it myself, though!
xx

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:17 am

@Geoffro Get your birdass off of this site.

Sean - December 14, 2010, 7:00 pm

Hey ... WAIT A MINUTE ... if he dies as me ... BWAAAAH! Uhm, sorry about that. I learned too far back in my chair just now. *blushes*

forseti - December 14, 2010, 6:17 pm

Geoffro, you surely got that this has a deeper meaning you perhaps can't get. So please just don't vote on these "insider-posters". Democracy doesn't mean that everybody MUST communicate his impressions...

crankyhead - December 14, 2010, 5:42 pm

I'd give you a six if I could. =)

Geoffro - December 14, 2010, 5:27 pm

1L for the effort to put it all together, -4 for the not being very funny part.

CoolioIndeed - December 14, 2010, 1:51 pm

Well it was initially rejected with a "pm on the way" reason.
I never got a reason, so I figured it had something to do with the caption, so I reworked it. Or perhaps they were saving it from the rating bombers at the time!

JesusWept - December 25, 2017, 6:34 am

Grumpy Cat had a shave LOL

Lord Buckethead -

mizzdizz - June 16, 2017, 5:07 am

We keep things clean and tidy around here! chuckle, chuckle

SanityFree - June 14, 2017, 11:11 pm

I searched all the 'L's around here. I couldn't find blood on any of them!

mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 10:51 pm

You wouldn't have to deal with those British tourists that prove the stereotype, would you? Most of them are pretty cool, but CA. is an international tourist trap. We get plenty of the truly rude ones too, and they are RUDE!!!!!

mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 10:46 pm

Worked with the Brits for about 6 mos. a loooong time ago. When I get truly frustrated, I will still say, "Oh bloody 'ell!" Its catchy and expressive!

JesusWept - June 14, 2017, 6:20 am

They say: "Hold my leash so I don't f*** up again!!"

SanityFree - June 14, 2017, 2:47 am

Not entirely sure, I'm actually an Anglophile Yank. The way things are going, it might just be "BLOODY HELL!"

mizzdizz - June 14, 2017, 2:17 am

I take it you Brits are about to top our "Hold my beer" Presidential election? By the way, what do Brits say, "Hold my tea.", "Hold my ale"? Seriously, is there an equivalent?