In the world of farming, there’s nothing more annoying than a badly behaved chicken. Chickens may be snuggly infants, but they sure don’t grow up that way. They turn into cranky, clucking adults that have more important things to do than lay you eggs for breakfast.

Amy Rawson of Third Roar decided to document the ridiculous antics of her own crop of chickens, attaching signs around their necks à la Hester Prynne(work with us here).

Chicken shaming is even funnier than its predecessor, dog shaming, because the chickens clearly couldn’t care less about their attitude problems. Our favorites include sticky eggs, and unrequited sexual desire.