The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

Anyway, he'll offer you some mushrooms, but don't take them see, they're a trap and will make you lose magicka like a motherfucker. When he offers the shrooms, say 'no thanks bro, I want a cheese wheel and a bit of roast skeever tail'

You do that right, he give you some skooma. Just don't borrow any money from him.

Met this Orc while travelling north of Riften man. He had some good shit, let me tell ya. I'd been walking for hours man, my stamina was at rock bottom, and really needed a hit. Then said 'descent from heaven' offered me his shit and I was like duuude. Never felt better in my life. Hanged around a couple of Khajiit merchants all night long, man I love those guys, I had a blast yo.

Only way I know of getting your hands on some Skooma are the shady dealers wandering around. You don't even have to pay them, just select the appropriate option from the street dealer and BAM -- you just got some free Skooma.

Hey! you want some Premo Skooma!? Well I am trying to make some Super Skooma.....I need a little funding.....3000 Gold coins?! Cmon man! We would be kings with this super skooma!! Cmon just a measly 3000 cmon!! Why do i need it. I need supplies Moon sugers expensive and some nightshade and chorus eggs. Those things are violent!

That or import it from Morrowind. I saw one Kahjitt just surrounded in empty skooma bottles crazy cat OD! Dont use your own product! Morrowind has Skooma all over the place. Greatest week of my life, Hitting up the red light distric Dark Elve girls are easy!

I'm playing Morrowind at the moment, and I'm having trouble offloading a load of skooma and moon sugar that I found somewhere. I have no idea where I got it from - I was probably stealing a bunch of shit to sell on and just clicked take all without looking at what I was taking. And now no shop keepers will even talk to me unless I drop my skooma and moon sugar on the floor first. It's valuable so I don't want to throw it away, and I don't intend on using it, but it's annoying.

Found a bunch of this stuff in various caves and Orc bodies. Going to try and use my pickpocket perk and place it in all the Jarls pockets while they sleep. Once I got them all strung out on that shit I'm going to rule all of Skyrim!! It's perfect!! Wooohahaha!!

I'm not hooked on skooma, I just... ya know... use a little here and there! For when I need a little extra pep in my step! It helps me get things done! There just aren't enough hours in the day sometimes, ya know? I can quit anytime I want! DON'T JUDGE ME DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M DOING MY SKOOMA DON'T LOOK AT ME

I'm not hooked on skooma, I just... ya know... use a little here and there! For when I need a little extra pep in my step! It helps me get things done! There just aren't enough hours in the day sometimes, ya know? I can quit anytime I want! DON'T JUDGE ME DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M DOING MY SKOOMA DON'T LOOK AT ME

Do not take SKOOMA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.

Discuss your general health status with your dark mage to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in stormcloak activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.

In the rare event of a dragon lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.