Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next
Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid shit to say next.

“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.”

Well, I guess he’s the one who both picked them and continues to listen to them.
Is that telling?

Could be. The man was never really on my radar screen to begin with. Occasionally, he’s worth listening to, but more when he sticks to those things that he understands like running a business. However, when he started spewing that “Birther” crap, I stopped paying attention.

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Question authority and think for yourself. Big Brother does not know best and never has.

Comedy Central might have to do a second Donald Trump roast because he is generating too much roast worthy material to ignore. The White House correspondents dinner was practically another Donald Trump roast.