For those of you who are unaware (and we imagine that's close to everyone), Piers Morgan is a former journalist who's made quite a career for himself hosting reality game shows for his buddy, American Idoljudge Simon Cowell (note to Reality TV Scoop: Ask Piers during conference call how to get in touch with Simon).

Now Morgan is a bona fide reality TV champion and will go down in history. Or at least an archived page on this website. Congrats, Piers, on a job well done!