In the spirit of this years theme, I'm announcing the official first annual billion bearded lady march.

Start by MAKING a beard.

Gather the shedded pet hair, shave your s/o while they sleep, repurpose a merkin, get a wig from goodwill, cut one out of construction paper, but try not to BUY a false beard!!! (Build ur burn, don't buy ur burn.)

The march will start at the MAN at 10 AM Wed. morning and march, dance, crawl, hobble, or bike to the temple where the beards will be hung or tied to the interior.

Come on lady's and gentleman, step right up, and lets CREATE a record breaking event!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, Figgy, You're not a lady. This would go over better if you got a beard to front it for you.

Pictures or it didn't happen GreycoyoteI a recovering swagaholic I have to resist my grabby nature VultureChowThose aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on SavannahWe're out there to play like adults with no adult supervision CaptG

Quite worried about the "hanging them up in the temple" part, as until I'd fully digested what that meant, I had pictured Kenny by my side, boobs-abobbing, happy to be a bearded Woman for a change. Not sure that his detaches for the final part of that trek....

Worry is a misuse of imagination“She hadblue skin, And so didhe. He kept it hid And so did she.They searched for blueTheir whole life through, Then passed right by- And never knew.” Shel Silverstein

I like this - and FIGJAM's right, bearded lady makes for an easy and fun option you can wear anytime through the week. Guys looking to dress in drag can do some looking around in thrift stores to see what kind of options are out there - you'll save a few bucks, re-use and re-purpose existing stuff, and in many cases you support a charitable organization.

Make sure that beard isn't going to make MOOP on the playa. Just like when working with fur, that could mean anything from checking the material first and finishing the edges, or just giving it a thorough brush-out beforehand to get rid of loose and straggly bits.

Figjam, Do you think that plain white glue will hold it's shape and be stiff enough?

Pictures or it didn't happen GreycoyoteI a recovering swagaholic I have to resist my grabby nature VultureChowThose aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on SavannahWe're out there to play like adults with no adult supervision CaptG

I've been trying different looks for my beard. Can't decide. I'll be the one wearing beards on several parts.

Pictures or it didn't happen GreycoyoteI a recovering swagaholic I have to resist my grabby nature VultureChowThose aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on SavannahWe're out there to play like adults with no adult supervision CaptG

There are about 1000 crocheted beards on pinterest. I just can't decide.

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Pictures or it didn't happen GreycoyoteI a recovering swagaholic I have to resist my grabby nature VultureChowThose aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on SavannahWe're out there to play like adults with no adult supervision CaptG