This is Amazing Spider-man #317. Peter and the Symbiote that becomes Venom display the most disturbing dialogue I have ever seen between comic book characters. (It’s so TAKE ME NOW.) Suffice to say NC-17 fic is more subtle than this:

Peter: *rips off the costume and pretty much stands there wearing practically nothing* (This is disturbing because Eddie Brock is down to the same level of clothing at the same time)

Peter: “You want me? Then take me! I’m yours!” (Seriously, the writers bolded that word.) “I’m not talking to you, Brock!” (Oh God, you better not be.)“I’m talking to the alien! You wanted to be part of me! Well, now I want you! Come and get me!”

At this point, Eddie thinks, “Costume trembling! As if unsure!”

Peter thinks, “This is spooky! The alien is still in ‘love’ with me!”

Then he thinks, “But it’s already melded with Brock! I thought that by luring it to me away, the trauma of trying to detach might shock its system, give me a chance to escape!”

And then he’s all, “But I didn’t think things would go this far!” (HEHEHEHEHEH.) [A: "What? Did he think they were just going to stay with drinks?"] “It’s already reached me, and it’s still moving! Flowing over me! Can’t run, or it’ll know this is a trick! But it’s attaching! I can feel it’s pain! I –”

*hearts right back!* *grin* It was a digital camera. *grin* And a lot of repeat attempts at photography. *smiles* I've always thought digital cameras were easier than scanners. 'Cause mine isn't working. *laughter*

London's great! *grin* I've got a moot/mock trial up on Thursday, and an entire position to prepare for, which may explain the sudden surfeit of utter insanity. *laughter* But it's all good. Hope you're doing well, too? *hugs*

*scrambles for comics* I KNOW! His style is immensely distinctive! His name is Humberto Ramos. He's done other Spider-man comics, too - I first saw his work on a Venom issue which had a plot identical to John Carpenter's "The Thing". Except with alien symbiotes instead of actual alien organisms. Not much of a difference. XD AND NO SPIDER-MAN.

*HUGS* OMG YOU'RE CUTER. *HEARTS*

"Look, a plot bunny!"HAHA.Seriously, it's nescienx's influence. I'd never be this aware of the implications of bunnies without her. *grin* Then again, I wasn't aware of many things until her.

I LOVE MARVEL COMICS. THE GAY KILLS ME. Especially the bit where the ambulance finds a "dishevelled" Harry at Peter's place. You've got to love that careful placement of the word "dishevelled".

I think there was this Norman Osborn/Peter Parker vibe going on in Ultimate Spider-man, in the earlier comics. This bit where Norman was going whacko and his thoughts kept fragmenting into bits like "want", "Parker", "Spider-man" and I was all OMFG RAPE HIM RAPE HIM.

The writers aren't taking this seriously.... ARE THEY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.nescienx tells me that this dialogue sounds wrong, no matter what era it's said in. *laughter* BUT OH, I LOVE IT.

Also, the movies are prettier. < / VERY VERY SHALLOW >No, you're not shallow! *hugs you* The movies ARE prettier! James Franco is the prettiest Harry. Although that Amazing Spider-man/Spectacular Spider-man Harry is the slashiest. *laughter* THEY NEED TO MAKE A HARRY that's Franco-pretty and comicsverse-slashy. Me: *explodes with happiness*

(There's a Spiderman fic I want to point at, but ff.net hates me right now. Woe!)*GRIN* You were going to rec me Spider-man fic? *SMILES* THIS I HAVE TO SEE! ; )

I just wish they were as good looking in the comic as in real lifeOh, me too! *beams* They should be as pretty as they are in the movies, and as slashy as they are in the comics, and we'd have a perfect combination. *grin*