"I'll be leaving now! So long guard!"-A well-mannered Dr. Light escaping from the slammer in The Atom #8 (1963) in the world's most polite jail break. How such a gentleman became a felon favoring sexual assault is a sad story.

Today, we take it upon ourselves to solve the current economic problems. If you've been following the latest news here in the U.S. you might have noticed a little difficulty our elected officials have had putting together an effective bail-out package.

Don't blame them. They are the wrong people for the job.

The right person? Bruce Wayne of course. There is nothing that Bruce Wayne and his bottomless checkbook can't do. We need Bruce Wayne to bail us out. As you can see, because of the old friendship between Thomas Wayne and George H.W. Bush, Lucius Fox has already made us an offer.

Don't even bother reading the fine print. Batman doesn't negotiate. Where do we sign Lucius?