Left: Bad Romance. Right: Barney’s Cremaster 3. Top: Zola in Seekir, floating in some airy, alien sperm nebula and sashaying around with a geometric toothpick mask plastered to her face. So, doing pretty much the same shtick.

Normally, we like rip into biters with vigor and joy, but let’s let it go. Zola might as well be singing “Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!” too in that dulcet deep banshee wail of hers. Do not care. Gaga’s ripped off Barney. Gaga’s ripped off Marco Brambilla. Gaga’s ripped off Kenneth Anger. And called it “art.” And she’s just so awfully plain. Now Zola’s an opera-singing weirdo from nowhere woods and actually performed inside that Guggenheim cavern where Cremaster 3 was filmed. So let her do “her” thing.