Goku teleports in from another dimension and instant-transmissions you out of harms' way. However, the only place he could think of was King Kai's planet which had already been destroyed so you fall into the home of infinite losers. Frieza catches you in his arms and gives you a kiss on the cheek. He's been lonely.

Luke Skywalker lobs a force_destruction lvl 10 at me during one of his... darker moments. He did this because I was suggesting that the great jedi purge would not have occurred, had there been more Saiyans and Namekians on the Council.

Ultimately, Krillen accidentally gets instant transmissioned by Goku and appears right infront of the force destruction, therefore he gets hit and you get to live. The explosion sent Krillen into bits, and while Luke is blinded by bits of flesh on his face, Goku grabs ahold of you and instant transmissioned you to a stranded planet out in the middle of nowhere and leaves you there.

I go back in time with one of Trunk's time machine and find myself looking at Vegeta and Goku fight, wearing a scouter. They begin their galick gun and kamehameha blast battle, utterly trapping me inbetween two large powerful blasts.

One of the wookiees is im rebel and he team-kills comex and the other wookiees accidentally with a Bow Caster 3 and he dies from TKing too much. You duck behind a rock, and meditate until you recover to 100 FP. You then jump on top of the ship in the middle of Dune Sea and wait out the rest of the round whilst the remaining clones scramble helplessly underneath you.

I'm the Captain of a sinking ship and I decide to go to the bottom of the ocean along with my seafaring vessel appropriately named, "The Saint Skeetersburg"

One of the crew members on board of the Saint Skeetersburg has contacted a rescue evac team and they drop a big rope down for you to climb your way up to saftey.

I'm in a prison and I get my self some poison in the middle of the night in my cell no way to escape and the guards are sleeping across the building in the laboratory, I then take the poison by mouth and wait patiently on my bed waiting for my life to end.

_____________________"Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habit. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destinyWatch your destiny; it becomes the eye of the beholder" ― Lao Tzu

There really was no poison in the prison since it's just a bare little room with just a bedroom, sink and toilet. You were only hallucinating because you hit your head too hard coming in. You currently await for the cops to check inside your ass for any explosives.

I walk on the streets and an assassin from assassins creed jumps from the rooftop and prepares to kill me with the hidden blade. As you may know, it's nearly impossible to miss a target in assassins creed walking slowly.

He sticks a small vibrator in your left ear, and as you turn to your left, he is already ducking and yanks your pants down and around your ankles. From a crouched position, he uppercuts your testicles with his right hand. As you bend over, cradling your balls with your hands, he stands up and kicks you onto your face with a well placed stomp-kick from his left leg.

You are now face-down on the pavement in the fetal position. Your penis shrivels as you continue tugging at your battered ball-sack. The predator is beginning to pull down your underwear, exposing your sweet ass cheeks for all to see, when suddenly everyone around you rushes to your defense and beats the man unconscious.

You are safe, for now.

However, as the man is whisked away by the police some 6 minutes later, he regains consciousness and swears that one day, he will return to finish the job.