Sunday, March 5, 2017

Yatz

Overheard at a local
Florida marina…

“Look at all deze
yatz, who are deze people? How can so many people afford to own one of deze big
boats, I mean, deze are yatz! Look at dat
one, “Our Inheritance” it says, and dat one, “Envy Me”, and dat one, “I Seas
Youse”. Dese tings cost millions. Who are deze people? How can dere be so many
freeking people with deze yatz? I don’t get it. Musta gone wrong somewhere, I
don’t got no Yat.”