Sunday, November 15, 2015

Single? Latest Article from The Onion Announces Solution. Bathing in Open Stream to Find the Love of Your Life

Frankly I'm not really entirely certain that I believe that this news article is factually genuine, however it obviously seems to seem sensible, and I 'd like to hear your thoughts and ideas concerning this article. Here's what the Onion announced ...

Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees

NEW YORK-- Saying the strategy was certain to attract the most eligible men of the highest repute, relationship experts recommended Friday that single women frustrated with their current romantic options try bathing in an open stream until the ideal suitor glimpses them through the trees.

"Finding a suitable partner can be very difficult for women, but we've learned that one of the easiest and most effective ways to attract that special someone is to put on a thin white cambric bathing gown, wade into a sylvan brook, and begin washing your body and running your hands through your long, silken hair while humming softly to yourself," said professional dating coach Priscilla Adams, adding that women should choose a location with a small waterfall cascading lightly into a natural bathing pool, where a man out riding his horse or returning from a distant war might catch sight of them from the stream’s wooded banks.

“After several minutes of bathing, you should see a mysterious, rugged presence fixing his steely gaze upon you, at which time we advise that you hurriedly wrap yourself in a woven blanket and call out ‘Who’s there?’ before being reassured by his kind face and inviting physique. This tactic is almost guaranteed to result in a satisfying romantic experience.”

Monday, August 17, 2015

Frankly I am not completely confident that this information is factually correct, however it unquestionably seems to sound right, and want to know your thoughts about it. Here is what they reported ...

WASHINGTON-Calling the late-night horror film host well-suited for the job “and then some,” Vice President Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, an entry-level position within the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, White House sources confirmed Thursday.

Biden, who first saw the buxom temptress in a tight, revealing black dress on a Los Angeles television station in 1982, said he immediately “got rock hard” and realized Elvira had the necessary assets to go “real far,” and made it his personal mission to find the Mistress of the Dark a plum position in D.C.

“Elvira’s hot to trot, so as soon as I was clued in to something opening up over at OPM, I got my main man [Inspector General Patrick E.] McFarland on the horn and called in a favor,” said Biden, explaining that McFarland owed him ...

Saturday, August 15, 2015

The Lost Tomb of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been discovered, concealed behind the tomb of the boy-king Tutankhamun, According to an English archaeologist , who suggests that the tomb of Tutankhamun, the most famous of Egypt's pharaohs, is concealing a solution that has puzzled researchers since its discovery more than 90 years ago.

Dr. Nicholas Reeves of the University of Arizona told the Times of London that he believes he has discovered a secret doorway leading from the tomb of King Tut to that of Nefertiti, believed to be the boy-king's mother and one of the most powerful females of the ancient world.

Reeves told the Times that he found the bricked-up "ghosts" of the doorways after reviewing digital scans of the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb in the Valley of the Kings, across the Nile River from Luxor in southern Egypt. He believes that one of the doorways leads to a little-used storeroom, but the other, on the north side of the tomb, leads to "the undisturbed burial of the tomb's rightful owner."

If Reeves is correct, the room that contains Tut's tomb -- discovered by English archaeologist Howard Carter to global acclaim in 1922 -- was built to be an antechamber to that of the more illustrious and alluring Nefertiti. It would also explain some facts about Tutankhamun's resting place that have worried researchers.

For one thing, the size of Tutankhamun's tomb is smaller than those of other Egyptian kings. Second, as Reeves states, many of the artifacts that have enraptured millions of museum visitors around the world are largely second-hand, having been recycled from earlier burials.

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Friday, August 14, 2015

I uncovered it in the Huffington Post weird news segment -- if you go to the website link, you'll look at a online video, both regular and slow rate, which exhibits what seems to be a unidentified flying object, apart from it seems to be merely about something like 20 feet away from the camera. This raises the query of exactly what is it? I'd be curious to listen to what you believe. This is the link --

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Including recent claims that it funded research that blamed obesity on a lack of exercise rather than bad dietary habits, the Coca-Cola Company is often accused of trying to hide or downplay the damaging effects of soft drink consumption. Here’s what consuming Coke does indeed towards the body:

* Extreme sugar intake causes your body to produce a hurry of Quenchanoids and also the hormone Refreshatonin

* Cognition is instantly affected, dramatically growing your need to ride within an open-top jeep by having an attractive and exuberant number of ethnically varied buddies

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

The girls and I recently saw an unique movie on Netflix, called Farewell to Language.

The producer, Jean-Luc Godard, is famous in French New Wave film, and his latest effort is regarded as another success.

It’s an experimental film in two parts, each telling a similar story but in a different way.Iit follows a married woman who has an affair, and her husband, who finds out and eliminates her lover. There’s also a dog, who is important to the plot.

Goodbye to Language, which Godard calls a “3D essay,” premiered at the 2014 Cannes Film Festival and won Best Picture at the 2014 National Society of Film Critics Awards.