A good sturdy packing bag courtesy of the USPO. I'd love me one of these bags. Note the customs declaration has been blacked out. We don't want any spoilers, do we?

The note

No note, folks :(.

The contents

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Branded tat! A plastic bottle opener for opening plastic bottles and a bulldog clip confusingly with a buffalo on it. I imagine that if I'm ever trapped by bad guys in an 80s TV action show, these will be invaluable.

Some sort of currency. I can't quite read the denomination or the origin against the glare of all the liberty and freedom it's giving off. Fun fact: US coinage appears to have the heads-side upside down relative to coinage featuring our Glorious Monarch.