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I feel like that needs a drum and cymbal thingie noise they make for bad jokes.

Incidentally, vodka is officially on my shit list. I'm going to stick with being an adult and only have wine and gin martini's. if I imbibe other spirits they will be of high quality and enjoyed for the flavour.

I have been vomiting my skeleton for roughly 10 hours now, this is the first mouthful of water I've been able to keep down since 9:30, it's now 4:30.

Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.I am one of the terrible things..

"My comrades and my beloved, upon your way you shall meet men with hoofs; give them your wings. And men with horns; give them wreaths of laurel. And men with claws; give them petals for fingers. And men with forked tongues; give them honey words." --Kahlil Gibran, The Garden of The Prophet

On my desk is 1.75 Litres of the highest quality 4x filtered vodka in a plastic bottle. Outside are the Perseid meteor showers and an unreliable friend who wishes to see them. Either way, I have something to do tonight.

A little buzzy. Not sure if that qualifies. Definitely feeling the less inhibitions wanna post dumb crap all over the internet flow, so I figured this would be an appropriate place to let that alllll hang out. You guys are cool. Thanks for existing on here.

You hem me in -- behind and before;
you have laid your hand upon me.
Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
too lofty for me to attain.

A little buzzy. Not sure if that qualifies. Definitely feeling the less inhibitions wanna post dumb crap all over the internet flow, so I figured this would be an appropriate place to let that alllll hang out. You guys are cool. Thanks for existing on here.

Takes another swig. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. (The friend better get here soon)