This is allegedly the first movie poster for the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie. It left me with so many questions. Why does Rafael's shoulder look like a watermelon? Why is Donatello wearing eyeglasses? Is he the only one who needs corrective lenses or are the others wearing contacts? Did they have to put that tape on his glasses? What the hell are those goggles on top of his head? Did they really replace his bō with a shower curtain rod? Donatello already has a hard enough time being anybody's favorite ninja turtle, why'd you have to go and make him look like that? FULL DISCLOSURE: Donatello actually was my favorite ninja turtle growing up. "WHAT?!" It's true. "That explains so much." Oh yeah? Does it explain THIS? "You pointing at your crotch?" Yeah, does it explain that? "I guess not." I DIDN'T THINK SO.

Thanks to whoever posted this on Facebook and got it to show up on my mini-feed instead of an Upworthy video or some article about '21 Things You Won't Believe About What The F*** Ever'.

No way, cuz bo staff! You always save him for last on the TMNT NES game cuz he had the sick reach. Raph's stupid sais were basically useless.

Adam Blanshard

and why does Raf have a red head? hoping it to be a mistake when colouring

Azariel_z

Donatello is my Favorite TNMT, always... I really feel uncomfortable with their faces...

Chris Short

Donatello was my favorite too. He was the smart one.

Richelle Howes

People, do you not remember that Donatellos the SMART/nerdy/inventive/tech-savvy one, HENCE the cliché glasses and magnifying goggles, for when he's tinkering with shit. Duh ;P

Jai Mico

Whats the deal with the huge NOSES??? WTF Specially in Mikey and Rafael

The Magnificent Newtboy

I think its trying to make them looks more like real turtles, or tortoises.

Conrado Parra

I dont...Know how to say this correctly, but I think they're trying to make them hyp black guys ala BadBoys

Tallon Chandler

I like these. I was brought into the TMNT think through the cartoon but this is totally in keeping with the comics. They wear clothing quite a bit in the original comics. Mikey wears shirts when he's writing stories, the rest wear pants and robes from time to time to stay warm. In a "real world" scenario, they'd probably all want to look different and wear cool shit from time to time. And why is Leo dressed in samurai looking garb? well, what martial arts buff doesn't watch kungfu and Samurai movies? I'm sure these dudes watch Kurosawa films all the time.