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Best suggestion yet. Toss us all into the great beyond and make Charley sit in the forum for his entire shift making up random guidelines and talking about his favorite ways to use butter as a plaything. Just freely admit you're going to let the CEs run amok and stop the whole bullshit charade that is the Help Desk where you just steadily list more and more things it cannot be used for. Fuck it. Fire all the dumb asses who work for the Help Desk and use the money you save to award Mary Pee Pants $20,000 for her stunning article on how to make a hat out of a KFC bucket. That's what you're dying to do anyway.

And to expound on this, stop sending the rest of the idiot staff members into the forums to say a whole lot of nothing. Charley is at least entertaining, but one fool is enough. These constant posts of, "Hai gaiz. We know everything is fucked to hell. We don't know what's going on, but we can tell you this for certain! It's either someone else's fault, we just plumb don't know, there's a glitch, we're working on it or its just summertime. LAWL SRRY!!!" are getting really old. I realize zombies jump like starved puppies at these moronic posts, but they really just make you look stupid and show your complete lack of business sense when it comes to your freelancers.

Johan was okay for the most part. I think he at least tried a little from behind the DMS ball gag, but you guys apparently stashed him away in the corner office with no windows while releasing Charley and Kaitlyn to wreak havoc like wildebeests. I mean, good trolling and all, but really, just stop.

The first time I made a legitimate inquiry of whatever drone monitors the messages sent to the "Help" Desk, I was agog at the response. My message was a request to fix a major fuck-up a CE had stuck into an article. The reply was a jaunty, "Oh, we think it's OK as it is, the editor was just clarifying!" All it was missing was an emoticon. Plus, is that the royal "we"? There seems to be one glue-sniffing high-school sophomore answering those e-mails, maybe the dropout son of one of the DS principals.