Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne, Sydney and back to Melboune and Brisbane again - that's the sequence of cities to have witnessed the annihilation of England's wretched, pathetic and utterly useless cricketers this dark winter.

How low can you go? Tim Bresnan of England falls to the turf as England crash to ANOTHER defeat on their embarrassing tour of Australia - this time losing the second ODI by one wicket in Brisbane

Even when the hoodoo looked like it was going to broken in today's one-day match in Brisbane following Eoin Morgan's blistering century and Chris Jordan's superb catch, Alastair Cook's tourists managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The Aussies were teetering at 244 for nine and STILL England failed to claim victory as Ben Stokes and Tim Bresnan served up some cafeteria bowling at the death.

James Faulkner - oh, and he came in at No 9 let's not forget - helped himself to an unbeaten 69 to hand Australia a 7-0 lead in international matches played against the auld enemy on this tour.

Tunnel of love: James Faulkner of Australia is cheered off by his team-mates after his match-winning innings over England at The Gabba

Laughing stock: Australia coach Darren Lehmann (left) and tormentor in chief David Warner (right) can't hide their glee after Australia established a 2-0 one-day series lead

With three one-day internationals and three Twenty20 internationals still to come, there's a very real the final score could be 13-0.