A little boy asked his mother:- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------One woman stops a taxi.- To the airport, please.After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?- ???- The stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two policemen are in a patrol car:- Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?The other policeman looks through the window and says:- Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.- But guys, why are you driving backwards again?- We found a place to make a u-turn up there.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife.- No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.- You are right, lets go to the beach.After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks in on them.- Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.- You are right - said the husband - but I had a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.- Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?- Because the grass tickles their balls!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?- 365 used condoms are VERY good year.