Heidi Montag Just Likes to Feel Useful

And now for the most shocking, and unpredictable news of the day: Heidi Montag is in a bikini! I realize some of you might not believe it, but let it be known, I admire your skepticism.

Here she is in Costa Rica yesterday pretending the paparazzi are somehow taking pictures of her from inside her house because that happens all the time and is entirely legal. On that note, anyone notice how she’s knocking back two strawberry daiquiris? Granted, one might be Spencer‘s, who’s hiding behind the water noodles until the shoot’s over, but then again, I’m not seeing a penis straw and/or a man’s washboard abs for it to be poured down which means Heidi’s a drunk. SHOW US YOUR BOOBS NIPPLE PARTS.

She looks so utterly sad and empty. She’s beautiful. I feel like I just want to hug and tickle her until you laughed and cried. Seriously, she looks so hollow. Looks aside, that girl needs a hug. A genuine hug.

Cosmetic Surgeries are ok, In moderation
judging by your comments you must either,
a) Had some of them done
b) work in the field of Surgeries
c) are in love with Heidi

Either way, she looks freakish, the stuff she is doing to her face is just awful, You cannot tell me with a straight face that her nose does not remind you if Michael Jackson, because it just does, it just totally looks like his nose,

OF course, I would totally do her, Her tits are enormous and she looks like she could handle ana l very well, I would love to go a$$ to mouth on her,
But that is just the body, her face still looks like a freakish Mummy or something, someone should get this girl counseling

and no, i am not 500, I am 170, and 5.9, so your insult, Up your a$$ bitch :D LOL

Wow, I never thought I’d say this, but she looks gorgeous in these pics! She definitely looks better with less makeup and without that stupid nose tape she’s been wearing. It must also be because the swelling is finally going down.

Glad to see she still has her monster tits, they looked normal in the pink bikini, but here they are clearly huge. Dope or not, I have missed not seeing her fine-self doing something fng stupid lately.