The Four Daughters of the Passover Seder

What would happen if instead of the Four Sons of the Haggadah–the wise, the wicked, the simple, and the one doesn’t know how to ask–you had Four Daughters? And what if these four women were taken from the cast of HBO’s Girls?

Then you’d have my masterpiece, “The Four Daughters of Girls.”

None of these women qualify as “wise” just yet so I had to fiddle a bit with the labels. But here’s hoping that after the depressing (yet moving) finale at least one of these ladies approaches wisdom in Season 3.

[UPDATE: I wrote an explanatory post for The Forward's Sisterhood blog, which can be found here. Also, the Huffington Post approached me about publishing the meme, which can be found here.]