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Sunday, 16 May 2010

A New Genre Of Porn

Like Japan's technology being far more advanced than anywhere else on this earth, so is its porn. With Doll Sex Ghettos, and a cartoon inspired sex industry, Daikichi adds dead fish and frogs to Japan's notorious sex equation. He used dogs at first, but decided this was cruel and moved onto sex with food. He claims to have eaten 300 frogs after a shoot with his entourage in one day and says that he has never experienced any problems with any of his porn stars. It's surprising how happy and sound they are to have eels pushed up their scrotum (up to 20 at a time); then eventually having to shit them all out and, on a good day, possibly have fish drink milk out of their eyeballs.

Groups of people agree his porn to have become an art, however, despite this, Daikichi still assures it to be purely for the viewer's enjoyment. Watching the scenes force your eyes to squint in disgust; almost in awe and regret of its powerful take on porn. This is rare, never-before seen shit and you can't draw your eyes away from the slime induced screen in sheer anticipation of what will happen next.

What's really fucked up is it makes those Japanese horny. Essentially though, it is sex with food. Who knows, maybe in ten years time Western sex tapes will have evolved to Americans having sex with hamburgers and sucking on fries....