LionandLamb123 wrote: Bella: EDWARD!!! HURRY!!! COME HERE!!! *Bella rushes to Alice who is having a vision*Edward: *panicked* What's wrong?!Bella: I THINK ALICE IS WATCHING NEW MOON IN HER VISION! I NEED THE PLAY-BY-PLAY IN DETAIL! GO ON! READ HER MIND AND TELL ME!! Edward:

Edward walks out into the forest, Emmett and Rose are there up on a high tree branch.

Emmett: You better hold on tight... SpidermonkeyEdward:

ringswraith wrote:

LionandLamb123 wrote: Bella: EDWARD!!! HURRY!!! COME HERE!!! *Bella rushes to Alice who is having a vision*Edward: *panicked* What's wrong?!Bella: I THINK ALICE IS WATCHING NEW MOON IN HER VISION! I NEED THE PLAY-BY-PLAY IN DETAIL! GO ON! READ HER MIND AND TELL ME!! Edward:

(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition!

(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition!

Jake: Hello?Bella: Whose on the phone?Jake: He says it CarlisleBella: Oh hand me the phone i want to talk to himCarlisle(well its really edward of course): Wai YOur not dead?Bella: Hey this is not Carlisle. Omg EDWARD!!!!! COme back I miss you I'm so sorrry Please come back!!!Edward: Eh no you sound fine wihtout me. Besides you already moved onto to this Jaek perosn anyways.Bella: NO he's just... a friend... Like Mike Newton only less puppydog ish even if he is a dog