Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Hello all, Patt Riot here Wheeeeee!I was perambulating past The Daily Show the other day and noticed how racially diverse their cast members are. And yet there is one ethnicity shockingly ignored by this hydra head of the Liberal Media. I'm writing of course about my OWN race: CARTOONISH.

No, there are NO cartoonish people represented on the Daily Show, and I for one am sick of it.

And another thing, Mr. Stewart: Get some SERIOUS conservative reporters on your show.Most of them almost sound as though they were joking half the time!

I think BOTH of these problems could be solved quite easily:Hire ME, Patt Riot, as your new reporter!

Or, failing that, could you help me get a gig on one of the FOX channels?Their shows are all much more entertaining than Comedy Central's anyway wheeeee!

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Greetings & felicitations, it is I, Patt Riot, Assistant Manager of Those American GirlsHuzzah!Today's podcast has a little song in it of me own devise--it's a song to all my liberal friends here in NYC and in Boston who treat me sometimes as though I were a second class citizen just because I believe in gun ownership OMG!It's NOT designed to hurt anyone's feelings & I do hope you think it's funny WHEE!Listen to the song HERE: http://209show.com/TAG/feminastysong.mp3 OMG I hope you enjoy!If you do, tell Alicia on the tweeter so she'll have me come back and do more like it Huzzah!

OMG did you hear the big news?

Our creative team is booked to appear as celebrity guests at the Northeast Comic Con and the guest of honor is MARKY from the RAMONES yo OMG!!!!!!Peter will be there, Kayli/Debbie will be there in full costume performing music and Alicia will be there in animated form live at the con! It's just outside of Boston, me home town, and I think you'd be crazy to miss out on this fantastic event Yippeeeee!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~Casual Meyhem sent us the link last night to his new rant:http://subtleasanatombomb.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Hey all, Patt Riot here.Without further adieu, here is the bikini pic that Debbie gave me a makeover for:

OK boys, was it WORTH it?

Here's my old look for comparison-- I don't think Deb went too extreme!Well this was all supposed to be hosted at Freedom Fighters of America but it seems that didn't happen so fine, we'll accept your web traffic Wheee!

Casual Meyhem's rant is not nice to Democrats today.Bear that in mind!

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Hey
all! This is Patt Riot, the Assistant Manager of Those American
Girls! Alicia is too busy working on the last stages of her new album
and her upcoming TV pitches, so she asked Debbie American and me to
take over the conservative blogs.

I of course took immediate
exception to the idea of Debbie writing a conservative blog, since
her main qualification is she's dated a lot of republican men. Debbie
took exception to me writing a blog called, “Bikini Tea Party,”
since I've never even owned a bikini. This set off an argument about
my belief that modesty is an expression of self esteem and that girls
shouldn't feel the need to flaunt their bodies just to get attention.
Deb's counter-argument is that dressing glamorously is an expression
of self-esteem because it brings men to their knees and gives women
power they didn't have before.

Finally, Alicia shouted for
us to both shut up and gave us her plan:1. Debbie takes me
shopping for new shoes and a bikini, and teaches me how to walk in
high heels so that I'm glamorous enough to write “Bikini Tea
Party.”2. Debbie has to keep Fox News on in the background at
her job at the record store and pose for a new “Modest Monday”
pic each Monday Yippee!

So
Debbie and I went shopping yesterday, you can see one pair of my new
shoes in the picture-- it's like standing on stilts! But I'll get
used to it. We'll premiere my first bikini pic NEXT week (CRINGE).

Tonight, I'm setting Deb up on a blind date with one of my
guy's best friends-- a real conservative. He likes modest girls so
after work I get to take Deb out shopping for the kind of outfit that
will net her this man. Should be... I was going to say “fun” but
let's say “interesting!”

I don't know if I'll be here next
time or Deb, but we'll be back soon!XOXOXOXOXO

2 cellabr8 he's ranting about Obama LOL!U crack us up CM! XOXOXOXO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If ur conservative, we hope u always read our good friendsFREEDOM FIGHTERS OF AMERICA Yay!They are big supporters of us & Patt & I read them every day!They upd8 frequently & keep u up 2 D8.Very useful & run by super-nice peeps who we luv!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Please check out our BADASS NEW SONG"We R tha BEST (& We Just Got BETTER)"This is our 1st song we've dropped sinceLucy deLeche (above, center) got promoted 2 co-owner.We're very proud of Lucy's new direction for usand we hope you like it too Yay!XOXOXOXOXO