Akemi Iwaya is a devoted Mozilla Firefox user who enjoys working with multiple browsers and occasionally dabbling with Linux. She also loves reading fantasy and sci-fi stories as well as playing "old school" role-playing games. You can visit her on Twitter and Google+.

Mine is called “poop.” It’s all I could think of at the time. When I moved into my last apartment there was an open network called “STOP STEALING MY WIFI.” Which, of course, is the connection I used until I got my internet hooked up. You want people to stop stealing your WiFi, changing your SSID isn’t going to do it, buddy.

They should have gone to a Marine Corps barracks for a funny list. These names are common place. Right now I’m getting : LIKE A BOSS, Big Black Attack, getoffmynutsbiatch, f**k-off, and f**k-off guest.

Last year I lived in an appartment on the engineering side of campus. By building had two unit occupied by white people. Our network was called “asylum” The other white dude’s: “Help Me I’m Surrounded By Asians”

I was at a coffee house in Austin in what appeared to be a college neighbor and when I tried to connect the names of the wifi’s woulda made a sailor blush. But my fav out of that group was Chlamydia. I sure dint want to click on that one.

When i had my old apartment, my neighbor had their wifi setup as “Buttsex”.
One day, my internet went down and i had to ask to use their network. The nice lady informed me that their password was, minus the censorship, ” F@#$MeHard”
no lie.

irony is someone naming their network “no free internet” and leaving it unencrypted. they thought that mac filtering and giving the router a non-standard ip address constitued security. then i changed the name to ‘free wifi here’.

The best name I ever saw was when my roommate was paying for wireless for our whole floor (4 apts) and we just paid him for the service. One of the rooms had not paid anything the whole summer, and so he changed the name to “Ladies From apt 303, pay your wireless bill” and the password was “cheapBastards”