Raphael Orlove

A 41-year-old man was arrested last Friday in Florida for rear-ending another vehicle. He had a blood-alcohol content over five times the legal limit. While a shame, both are exceedingly normal occurrences. What is not exceedingly normal was that, according to police, he also had a "sexual anus plug in his rectum."

We don't know when or how exactly the police determined the man had a butt plug inserted at the time of the crash, but we can tell you that he had urinated on himself by the time the police arrived and "soiled himself" on the way to jail. He was also wearing flip flops at the time. There were no injuries in the crash.