Query: Reservations for Six or Sex?

In the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, is it possible we can collectively refer to touchdowns, at least for the next couple weeks, as "he's in there for seis" and interceptions for touchdowns as "there's a pick-seis," just so there's no mistaking as to what's taking place?

Yes, we realize saying the word "six" doesn't sound anything like "shower rape," but the mere mention implication of sex this week tragically brings us to this creepy picture, which in turn brings us to a self sleeper hold, and nobody wants that.