Moonbeam City – I Kiss the Reef in Aquatica

(Tate)
Ah, the old submopod. You know, your mother and I
conceived you in a vessel like this. Dad, that–
that’s inappropriate. No, no, no, no,
it’s fascinating. How did you find the space? Well, she kinda shimmied up
the side. Can I–Can I–
Can I show you? Sure.
Am I you or your wife? – Ugh.
– No, I’m me. And then if you just scoot up
and spread eagle. – Ugh.
– Like this? Not quite. She had her leg
up on that panel. – And she–
– No, don’t. Let me just
adjust your hips. Stop it! Not now, Chrysalis.
Daddy’s busy. FYI, I’m very comfortable
with my body. So just really invade
my personal space. [hoarse murmur] Dad, stop! [rattle, all screaming] Oh, my God!
[overlapping yelling] Agh! Look, Dazzle.
It’s Splasha, your girlfriend. Thank God. Splasha, I’ve missed you
so much. I know! Every second we’re apart
is like a million eternities. No,youtry and keep up. [laughs] [upbeat music] ♪ ♪ ♪ I see your fin
begging my to play ♪ ♪ As silver angels
chart the course ♪ ♪ With their echolocation ♪ ♪ I wipe a tear
as the blow holes spray ♪ ♪ Wise old Mr. Octopus ♪ ♪ Applauds in celebration ♪ ♪ Never thought that
I would know my destiny ♪ ♪ Till the day I saw
a thousand eels ♪ ♪ And called it harmony ♪ ♪ I kissed a reef
in Aquatica ♪ ♪ Never going back to all
those stupid dicks on land ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I kissed a reef
in Aquatica ♪ ♪ The kissed a reef ♪ ♪ I touched a cod ♪ ♪ In Aquatica ♪ ♪ I touched a cod ♪

Why did this show get cancelled? Oh right, because people suck and thought it was similar to Archer. And Archer is not a bad show, but Moonbeam City had such an interesting and unique style and 9 times out of 10 hilarious comedy. If nothing else, people should have appreciated the goddamn aesthetic flair for its own merits.