I’ve just seen a statistic that says 900 people must be just about all the people who ride in the peak district and who are on twitter. Putting my head in the world of Venn diagrams, is that about right? How many mountain bikers are there in the UK?

My bro and his GF want counted in, they’ve only been out a couple of times on their bikes but they don’t want to be left out, his name is Rab and she’s called Clare so can you mark them down as counted?.

They’re asking if they can get a sticker or something for their car to show they are mtb’rs? (it’s an audi A3 Tdi S-line so i guess that means they are stw mtb’rs?)

This is going well isn’t it?, I’ve lost count of everyone so I hope someone is making a proper list but as this is STW I imagine someone has already compiled a word doc with an alphabetisised and categorised list of all so far.

Sorry to arrive late to this but we’ve been having a party and I’m just tidying up. I’m not sure if I’ve already been counted in the stuff up to this post. I suggest we start again. I’ll be “one”. Anyone for “two”?