Antique Brass Piss JugCrate & Barrel, $49Stores urine excreted by you or a loved one for longer than is socially acceptable. Can be placed under the bed, out of sight, as if that makes it not weird. Buy 5 or more for a discount.

Mirror of Gl’dahnTower of Althras, 300 gold piecesDisplays things that are, things that were, and some things that have not yet come to pass. Wifi and Bluetooth enabled.