Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Disclaimer: These are actual events. The participants are not actors. They have agreed to have their stupidity published here, in Calia’s forum. No subjects were physically harmed in any way (and most of them weren’t even smart enough to realize that they were emotionally battered.)

On a first date:

Guy: "I see you as a diamond that’s all covered with manure and I just want to chip away at the lacquer of nailpolish then use a cloth to scrub away the manure and view the shiny luster that’s underneath."

About Me

I am one of those people who really enjoys life! I live every single day to the fullest and my jobs are fun all the time! People often say "Calia! Just have fun! Don't worry about anything!" Honestly...if I have any more fun, i'm likely to explode! I need a project. I'm a highly effective person and no matter how much time i spend doing huge projects and working out, i still have so much extra time in the day that people can't believe it! I guess that makes me lucky!- personally, I could use some drugery in my life so i'm more like other people!