1. If you did not vote for President Obama, you are stupid.2. If you question President Obama's hypocrisy then:a) The previous guys were far,far worse, so you are stupidb) You are stupid3. If you are from Indiana you are stupid4. If you are from Alabama you are stupid5. If you are not an ardent supporter of Michelle Obama you are retarded6. If you are veteran we should be worried about you as a terrorist7. Individuals should get on a budget and not overspend, but it is OK for the Government to spend trillions it does not have.

So in the interest of fairness I will type this real slow so that you can get it, old man. The preceding post was a gag. It may not have been funny, but I am willing to bet most of my readers knew I was not really creating a Dandelion Preserve.