an iPod which no longer contains any enjoyable music, and which has also been superceded by so many other models that it is easier (and far more enjoyable) to defecate over the unit, leave it in the street and buy another, rather than take it home and update your music files.

"Goddam sugah, I gots no more good songs on my bogPod! Holds my bag a while honey while I squat down in this busy street and make my feelings known."