Tuesday, March 31, 2009

IT WAS MY GOOD FRIEND REES THE PIECES 35TH BIRTHDAY LOOMING. WANTED TO BUY HIM A COOL PRESENT. SO ONE WET, RIANY, COLD FRIDAY YANCY, MARY JANE AND MYSELF VENTURED TO LAS RAMBLAS AND WE BOUGHT REES A DUCKLING! WE DECIDED WE WOULD KEEP HIM FOR A WEEK AND ATTEMPT TO HOUSE TRAIN HIM. THE SHOP OWNER WHO LOOKED LIKE MARADONA WAS FUCKED.
ANYWAYS I LOVED THIS LITTLE DUCK SO SO SO MUCH! I TOOK HIM EVERYWERE WITH ME. HE WOULD CURL UP IN A BALL INSIDE MY LEATHER JACKET POCKET AND SLEEP. HE ACTUAKLLY THOUGHT I WAS HIS MUMMA. I WOULD HAND FEED HIM LITTLE PIECES OF TOMATO AND SHOPED UP CORN KERNELS. HE EVEN LOVED COMING TO THE BEACH. ILL NEVER FORGET WHEN HE WOULD FOLLOW US. WE WOULD PUT HIM ON THE GROUND, AND WALK AT NORMAL WALKING PACE. HE WOULD PUT ALL IS BODY FORWARD ON A 45 DEGREE ANGLE AND RUUUUUUUUUN SO FASSST. U COULDNT SEE HIS LITTLE LEGS THEY WERE MOVING SO FAST. AND SINGING WEEEP WEEEP EEEP EEEEP EEEPP EPPPP EPPPP. THE DOWNSIDE WAS THAT HE USE TO SHIT EVERYWERE. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY WERE TINY. I THINK THEY ARE A LOT BETTER PET THEN A DOG. I HIGHLY RECOMED GETTING ONE!
THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS STORY IS I GAVE HIM TO REES ON HIS BIRTHDAY. REES WAS IN LOVE WITH THE LITTLE GUY INSTANTLY. TOOK HIM HOME AND MADE HIM A LITTE HOUSE. WE CELEBRATED REES MANGS BIRTHDAY HEAVILY THAT NIGHT AS THERE WAS FREE JAGER RED BULLS AT A GIG WE WENT TO. WHEN REES WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY BLACKOUT AND HAZED POOR LITTLE HILLICHIPIRONI WAS DEAD UNDERNETAH HIM! REES SAID "THE DUCK CLEARLY COMMITED SUICIDE" WHEN REES GOT HOME THE DUCKY WAS ASLEEP IN HIS BEANIE, IN HIS CARBOARD BOX HOUSE. DURING THE NIGHT HE MUST HAVE CLIMBED INO REES MANGS BED FOR A SNUGGLE AND GOT BROKE OFF!!! ):

Monday, March 30, 2009

OLDSCHOOL TONY TOOK ALAN AND I TO A DOPE ASS MINI RAMP JUST SOUTH OF HEAVEN. WHEN WE ARRIVED IT ARINED SO SO SO FUCKING HARD. BUT WITH A GOOD HALF HOUR OF GOOD SQUIGYING WE WERE GOOD TO SKATE! AND OH GOD IT WAS FUN.THE FOLLOWING DAY WE WENT TO REVESBY. WHEN WE ARRIVED DEAN PALMER WAS THERE WITH HIS POPS WATCHING ON. IT WAS RAD. JAY BONE AND HORSEY HOOKED UP AND WE WEMT TO THESE COOL DITCHES OUT WEST.THE TUNNEL SPOT IS COOL. THATS PROJECT GG YASON SHREDDING IT. AND WALKING UP THE TUNNEL INTO A FOBBER ARMY. THE WIERD ASIAN GEEK IS OOK. FINISHING OF HIS NEW VIDEO. ITS TH BEST ONE YET. IF U WANT A COPY HIT ME UP.THE FOLLOWING FRIDAY WE ALL WENT DOWN BONDI TO MEET UP WITH AL AND HIS BIRDHOUSE BUDDIES. WE RAN INTO BURNS AND THE GRAVIS DUDES. WE FOUND A BUNCH OF JUICE BOTTLES SO WE FILLED UP MY WATER CONTAINER WITH HEM AND GOT SOME VODKA UP IN THAT BITCH!!!JUNGLE JUICE ON THE HILL AND ENJOYED A RAD SUNSET! THE BEACH WAS CLOSED THE NEXT DAY DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF SHARKS. GNAAARLY!