This Viral Video Of A Turtle’s Dong Has People Reaching For Eye Bleach

Just when we thought we’d escaped 2018 withoutbeing subjected to yet another grotesquery, Twitter user Jayden Paynne dropped the following video on his account. The caption reads, “idk what i thought a turtle’s penis looked like… but it definitely wasn’t this 😂🐢” and honestly needs no further explanation besides: DUDE, CAUTION.