It takes 56,000 People staffers just over 330 days to meet and interview all the men in the world, but by god, they do it every single year and always choose the most deserving one to grace their first December cover.

In a few short hours, zero-time Sexiest Man Alive Jimmy Kimmel will announcePeople’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2015—but until then, the Jezebel staff has their own picks.

Erin Ryan: Seth MacFarlane

“Because I’d love to see everybody get mad and he made a really good christmas album and i think he’s hot. :(“