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REMOVING GALLSTONES NATURALLY...

By: Dr. Lai Chiu Nan

It has worked for many. If it works for you please pass on the good news. Dr. Lai is not charging for it, so we should make it free for everyone. Your reward is when someone, through your word of mouth, benefits from the regime. Gallstones may not be everyone's concern. But they should be because we all have them. Moreover, gallstones may lead to cancer. "Cancer is never the first illness," Dr. Lai points out. "Usually, there are a lot of other problems leading to cancer.

In my research in China , I came across some materials which say that people with cancer usually have stones. We all have gallstones. It's a matter of big or small, many or few.

One of the symptoms of gallstones is a feeling of bloatedness after a heavy meal. You feel like you can't digest the food. If it gets more serious, you feel pain in the liver area." So if you think you have gallstones, Dr. Lai offers the following method to remove them naturally.

The treatment is also good for those with a weak liver, because the liver and gallbladder are closely linked.

Regimen: 1. For the first five days, take four glasses of apple juice every day. Or eat four or five apples, whichever you prefer. Apple juice softens the gallstones. During the five days, eat normally.

2. On the sixth day, take no dinner.

3. At 6 PM, take a teaspoon of Epsom salt (magnesium sulphate) with a glass of warm water.

Husband: hoy paano monlaman ha !!!! Trantado kaah

Husband: eh kung Ayawkong magbayad

Meralco: puputulan po kayo

Husband: ha!!! Trantado ehanong gagamitin nangaking asawa

Meralco : eh di KANDILA po!

Proof - that the world is crazy!!!>> Fact No. 1 ......> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with> animals. But, the animals must be> female. Having sexual relations with a male animal, is> punishable by death ! Comment ......> Does this make sense ?>> Fact No. 2 ...... In> Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's> genitals. But, he is prohibited from looking directly at> them, during the examination. He may only see their> reflection in a mirror ! Comment ...... Do> they look different, in reverse ?>> Fact No. 3> ...... Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a> corpse. This also applies to undertakers. > The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick, or piece of> wood, at all times ! Comment> ...... Brick ? Wood ?? What is> this ???>> Fact No. 4 ...... The penalty for> masturbation, in Indonesia, is decapitation> ! Comment ...... Lord> ! This is much worser than the theory of "> Going Blind " !!!>>> Fact No. 5 ...... There are men in Guam, whose full-time> job, is to travel the countryside and de-flower young virgins, whose> fathers pay them, for the privilege of their daughters having sex for the> first time ! That is because, under Guam> law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry> !!! Comment ...... Now let me think ...... Is> there any job, anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to> this ?>> Fact No. 6 ...... In Hong Kong, a betrayed> wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband. > But, she may only do so, with her bare hands> ! Comment ...... No wonder, the Chinese> teach their daughters Kung-Fu !!!>> Fact No. 7> ...... In Hong Kong, the same betrayed wife, may kill her husband's> illicit lover, in any manner desired ! > Comment ...... Aaaah ! Justice> !!!>> Fact No. 8 ...... Topless saleswomen, are legal in> Liverpool, England. But, only in tropical fish> stores ! Comment ...... But,> of-course !!!>> Fact No. 9 ...... In Cali,> Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband. > And the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness> the act ! Comment ...... Whaaaat> ??? Will the husband even get it up ? Makes> one shudder at the thought !!!>> Fact No. 10 ...... In> Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a> woman and her daughter at the same time ! > Comment ...... I presume this problem, was so great, that they had> to pass this law !!!>> Fact No. 11 ...... In> Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one> exception : Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine,> only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the> premises ! Comment ...... Would like to meet> the originator of this law ! Is this a great> country, or what ? But ...... not as great as> Guam !>> Fact No. 12 ...... Banging your head,> against a wall, uses 150 Calories an hour> ! Comment ...... Exactly, who volunteers for> such tests ?>> Fact No. 13 ...... The ant can lift 50> times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always> falls over, on its right side, when intoxicated> ! Comment ...... Intoxicated from drinking bottles> of ? Did our Government actually pay for this "> research " ?>> Fact No. 14 ...... Butterflies,> taste with their feet. Comment ...... Who exactly> did this all important " research " for the benefit of> mankind ?>>> Fact No. 15 ...... The eye of an Ostrich, is bigger than> its brain ! Comment ...... I know some> people like that !>> Fact No. 16 ......> Starfish, don't have brains ! > Comment ...... I know some people like that, too> !>> Fact No. 17 ...... Turtles can breathe through their> butts ! Comment ...... And I> thought, some people had bad breath !>>> I> think, I have educated you enough. If you wish to get in> touch with me, I shall be in Guam !!!

Children Are Quick_________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Maria._________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables._________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.(I Love this child)_________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N OTEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O._________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!_________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...._________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook._________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.(I want to adopt this kid!!!)_________________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher

************ ********* ******* Wife mad at drunk husband: From now on, lips that touch liquor will never touch mine... (Later she said): What are you thinking? Husband: Trying to decide between 12year old Scotch and 50year old lips.

A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?".First hostage says, "Yes", and is immediately shot. The robber asks second hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?"Second Hostage, "No, but my wife did." ************ ********* **** BEWARE! Survey proved that SENIOR MALE CITIZENS are the greatest carrier of AIDS! They have walking AID, hearing Aid, Breathing Aid and most important of all - Erection AID.

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

More Jokes

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it . . .Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's likesaying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat?Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak isnothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your

that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more

of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat your ratio is oneto one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regularexercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! . . . . Foods are fried thesedays in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How couldgetting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft aroundthe middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!!It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may havehad about food and diets.

And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, butrather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in

the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming"WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

AND . . . .For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after allthose conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacksthan Americans.

nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon ano problema natin?BF: Nabuntis natin si Inday at tayo ang ama-oOo-"There what it takes to be. Then we shall so be it because it is. To do or not to is in the what, now or what else. Without which there never to you!" - words of wisdom from Senator Lito Lapid.-oOo-Pare1: Pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!Pare2: Nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms.

Kids Are Quick ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________ _________ _________ ____________ __ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.____________ _________ _________ ____TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ____________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher

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Shocking News From The World BAnk

Subject: Shocking News From The World BAnkThis is a forwarded message:The Financial Analyst of World Bank would like to inform each and everyone of you that the present currency exchange rate of US Dollar to Peso is actually $1 = P52. Your government is manipulating the exchange rate for some years now. It is very much improbable and impossible that the Philippine Peso is appreciating compare to Euro, British Pound, Rials, and any other foreign currency. Even your ASEAN neighboring countries are suffering from the Global Crisis. Singapore , a developed country is affected by depreciation of their currency what more of your country?We admire you for your hard work but we also pity you for having such a very corrupt government that is taking advantage of your hard earned money.The ARROYO ADMINISTRATION is blatantly milking each and every OFW's all over the world of billions of pesos for its own greedy, selfish ends. Investigations reveal that this milked money from OFWs will be spent to BRIBE not only PGMA's pet CROCODILES in CONGRESS but some in the SENATE as well for her to PERPETUATE IN POWER BEYOND 2010. The rest would be deposited to the family's SECRET ACCOUNT in Switzerland .Another money-making scheme is the LOTTERY DRAWS. Filipinos should be aware that all LOTTO DRAWS are orchestrated, and big money goes to the two sons of the lady president. Recent example is the SUPER LOTTO 6/49 draw, where supposedly two individuals from Luzon won. Do you know WHO these individuals are? It's Mikey and Datu, who else? One might ask how can the draw be rigged when it is being televised in front of millions of viewers. The answer is simple. As you all know, all bet combinations are being entered into PCSO's main data base as it is on-line, therefore, it is easy to determine which combinations were NOT betted upon. If they want to raise big money, no winners will be declared until the JACKPOT reaches sky-high because they could dictate the outcome at will. When it's "HARVEST TIME", viola, there would be "winner or winners" and the process repeats all over again. One might ask how this is being done.. One insider told our investigators that actually the "DRAWN BALLS", six balls to be exact, are the only set which could fit into the transparent tube which sucks the balls up. All others are slightly bigger than the diameter of the tube which could not be distinguished by the viewers, therefore, there's no way they could be drawn! You Filipinos are being skinned alive, fried in your own fat and lard by your own government. Do you ever wonder why president-elect BARACK OBAMA, avoids your president like a stinking leper? -World Bank-KINDLY PASS THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS UNTIL IT REACHES MILLIONS OF FILIPINOS AROUND THE GLOBE.Jovy Aven Helpdesk Email: helpdesk@rcbcplaza.com..phWebsite: www.rcbcplaza.com.ph