Sunday, November 23

Blue Gal Answers Your Sex Questions. Okay, not YOUR sex questions.

Just some anonymous person. Not even anyone you even know. Trust me.

1. No. I don't care how far you go to make your girlfriend look like a guy. If she's a GIRLfriend, and you are not doing it with any men whatsoever, then you are not bisexual. Ahem, "accoutrements" to your girlfriend do not count as actual male anatomy, ever, no matter where she puts them. Okay, no linky, I've already said too much.

2. No. You don't get to sue McDonald's because some employee downloaded the naked pictures of your wife from the cellphone you left there by accident. You act as though no one has ever seen what your wife's got. On the internet. On a cellphone pic.

Wait. You had to MOVE because naked pictures of your wife are on the internet? If you live in Utah, maybe. But you're Phillip Sherman and his wife, Tina, and you live in Arkansas. It's all over Yahoo News. Give it up, dude.

you have a fetish. Not judging you here. This is definitely a "hey, whatever turns you on" blog. But it's a fetish, and you might find, I dunno, chandelier bondage* to be less equipment-focused. Just make sure your mascara is waterproof.

I agree with you all round. I think McDonald's should sue the guy for even being dumb enough to find them somehow liable. Note to self---if you take nudie pics of your girlfriend, I think it wouldn't be safe to take them along with you where you go. Keep them password protected on some nice hard drive.

And as for Lindsay Lohan, I don't think she's gay. I do think she's experimenting, but she's clearly not smart enough to be able to form a coherent sentence by herself much less make any kind of definitive statement.