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Trying to buy-off the people of Turkey, their leader Erdogan has spent borrowed money hand-over-fist for several years on projects to try to placate the Turks, and he imprisoned Andrew Brunson for being an outspoken Christian, so Erdogan is looking really bad, but he can come out of it with a little contrition which actually just might help him in the eyes of the beleaguered people of Turkey.