Knock Knock Jokes for getting Funny

Knock Knock Jokes : The knock-knock jokes was started in America from the early 20th century.These jokes are liked and enjoyed by all the people both young and old.but some people also critisized these knock-knock jokes.Melissa douty is a stand up comic who competed in world series of comedy in 2015 began her career with knock-knock joke.

Knock Knock Jokes For Getting Funny

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the first joke she told was at the age of 4.Before the knock-knock jokes there were ‘Do you know” jokes.By the mid 1930’s knock-knock jokes were to be heard everywhere.Busineses staged contests on knock-knock.In Harrisburg people at WBKO Radio station told knox jokes on air throughout the day. In chester Edgmont expanded it marketing campaign and announced knock knock contest with prizes.Knock-Knock clubs were formed in Iowa,Kansas and Illinois.kids also enjoy knock knock jokes very much.

Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co…

MOO!

3.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

4.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

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5.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

6.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Yule log.

Yule log who?

Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

7.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock your door shut tight.

8.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Hand over your cash!

9.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

10.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

11.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ in the door.

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12.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!