Detroit Links: Virgina butt slasher to target local woman, Windsor poised to make Tremors 5 and Lansing's NITC field trip

In what can only be described as the greatest injustice in the history of mankind, Troy resident Caitlin Henry was lured to Fairfax, VA with the promise of a teaching job. She’ll likely be savagely attacked by the Northern Virginia “butt slasher.” This unknown assailant has literally slashed ever female posterior in the 703 area code. It’s now only a matter of time before Ms. Henry will be attacked as well. [Daily Tribune]

The Windsor Star has determined “the hum” is real and they want answers. Is that wise? You’d think telling people that a giant predatory snake lives beneath the town and is poised to attack at any moment unless Kevin Bacon and the Family Ties dad can stop it would cause a general panic. The Windsor Star needs to watch Tremors one more time. [Windsor Star]

Summer's end is hard for most kids, but especially for the children in that giant elementary school known as the Michigan legislature. Fortunately, some lucky lawmakers will have the opportunity to ease back into the school year legislative session after their summer break with a fun field trip to the site of the proposed NITC bridge. [Freep]