What on effing Earth?! What does he want, some bizarre, multi-million, cocaine and stripper-infused real-life Three's Company??

Charlie Sheen must be feeling a little sentimental - and remorseful - for terrorizing his former wives Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller, because he's reportedly asking them to move into two mansions in his neighborhood so his four children can grow up closer to him!

According to the actor, he's got his real estate agent on the hunt in his Mulholland Estates area, and is willing to front the cost of the houses - as well as their moving expenses!

Holy shiz!

We mean, in theory it's a nice idea, but moving his children closer to him means moving his children closer to his behavior! And we're not sure that's in the best interest of them - OR his former spouses!

The jury's gonna have to be out on this one until we hear what the ladies have to say about this idea!

That seems to be the thing in a lot of families these days. The ex and the family stay close if at all possible. I wouldn't do it if my life depended on it, but plenty of people do it. The kids stay in the same school district and that way the parents can both be more involved. I know it seems like a big stretch for someone like Charlie because nobody could ever imagine him caring about his kids, but at some point Brooke & Denise probably both had high hopes for him.

The only criteria that should be relevant in this decision is what is best for the children. It IS best for the children to be near their father, IF (and only if) he has made a completely lifestyle change. So, if I were the responsible adult in this situation, I would agree to moving closer to Charlie, after he has proven that he has changed and after his sobriety and new lifestyle have lasted for at least 2 years. Given his past record, that would and should be the minimum. What is best for Charlie should have nothing to do with the decision; given his behavior, what is best for him should be last on the list of considerations.

I think it's a friggin' fantastic idea if the Women go for it. It's a win-win for everyone. He's trying to make some kind of amends with everything/everyone around him. He wants to be able to walk down the street and be with his kids. Ride a bike, play catch, whatever. If you have to money to make that kind of thing happen then why not at least offer to do that. I'd be curious to see the reasons why they won't do it.