Weather comparison Finland to World

Weather effects in Finland and rest of the World:
+15c, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10c, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5c Italian cars won’t start. Finns drive with convertibles.
… 0c, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
… … … -5c, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10c, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20c, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
-30c, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-50c, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it’s winter training.
-70c, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can’t be stored outdoors anymore.
-273c, Absolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300c, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.