LOVEABLE QUIRKY PEEPS

1/6/12

IT'S DANG NEAR DEAD.....

On it's last hurrah
Headin out to pasture
One foot in the grave

AND GOOD DANG RIDDANCE TO IT!

Taking a day off work today.
Need to make a trip to civilization
Cause I'm living out on the edge of dangstinkinnowhere.
The place where lizards come to die
Then turn around and leave
Cause it's even too desolate for them...

If you look at the cartoon pic, you'll see why
The stinkin mouse is what it's all about
I've shook it
Talked nice to it
Banged it on the mouse pad
Talked nicer to it
Bared my teeth at it
Cussed at it
Shoved more than one new battery up it
Cried on it
Pleaded with it
Threatened to flush it
And other things not suitable for blogland...

Took me a long dang time to even post this

So now I've given up
Threw in the towel
Waved the white flag
Admitted defeat
Called the priest....

Think I'll go see if I can find a firecracker
The little ones about the size of a AA battery
I know just where I want to shove it....

So youv'e finally lost it, I knew it was just a matter of time. Don't you know talking to plastic has never worked? let alone yelling at it? Im telling ya one more time get a man! but be warned they do talk back....

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