Maggie Gyllenhaal’s dress – also too big. Sorry, Maggie.

Wait… didn’t Maggie Gyllenhaal already have her baby? Like, last year sometime? Now, I’m pretty sure she did, which begs the question: why is she still dressing in maternity wear? And rather sack-like, dull old grey maternity wear at that? WHY? Natalie Portman’s dress, on the other hand, is much better, and at least it gives her a bit of shape, although she is demonstrating why I, for one, never wear satin: she’s looking just a wee bit crushed, there…