That's not even including the times when bitches would make up stories of having been assaulted with no perpetrator at all. I know of two bitches that did that in my teenage years just to get attention and sympathy for nothing.

Any man who's had a robust sex life and isn't a rock star knows that sometimes you lie in order to get laid. I'm not talking elaborate charades. I'm talking about lies that are as simple as pretending to care about some bullshit that means nothing to you. If she's into religion, you tell her that you are, too, even if you've never been to church in your life. If she's into music that you hate, you pretend that you think it's cool. Whatever her interests and goals are in life, you tell her that they're absolutely fascinating even if they're 100% retarded.

Because you want to tap that ass.

I'm not saying it's a perfect plan that always works, but sometimes it's the best you've got, especially when you're young and inexperienced. It got me through college, at least.

Anyway, ENTER male feminists. Their ranks must positively teem with awkward cases who've settled on this as their foolproof way to meet and earn the respect of women. Great plan, cowboy. How could it possibly go wrong?

But it does go wrong because you're still an awkward jerk-off and nobody wants to have sex with you even if you sympathize with their plight.

Next thing you know, you're Devin Faraci and your "woke" ass is accused of being exactly like the testosterone beasts that you claim to be different than.

Now, I have no idea if the Faraci accusation is true or not. A woman accused him on Twitter of groping her and then Faraci instantly folded like a cheap camera and succumbed to the social justice monster that he helped create. Faraci went from being a ridiculous loudmouth to being a complete eunuch in an instant. It almost doesn't even matter if the accusation is true. It's sweet justice, regardless, and a lesson in how the SJW movement is full of paper tigers.

Any man who's had a robust sex life and isn't a rock star knows that sometimes you lie in order to get laid. I'm not talking elaborate charades. I'm talking about lies that are as simple as pretending to care about some bullshit that means nothing to you.

The kicker is that everyone does it. Cunts will put up with dumb shit to get their hole stuffed by Chad Thundercock as well. You think any cunt ever in the history of mankind ever gave a shit about some dude being a quarterback?

You think any cunt ever in the history of mankind ever gave a shit about some dude being a quarterback?

Of course they do. Being a professional quarterback is usually a sign of great physical fitness, virility and masculinity and it's also a status symbol. A better illustrator of your point would be if the guy was an investment banker or something because nobody gives a shit what it is they actually do, just that they're rich.