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Chuck Norris Talking Bobble Head

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"Chuck Norris makes onions cry."

Finally, a Chuck Norris Bobble Head!

The legendary beard - the bad-ass everyone fears!

Chuck Norris wins all!

The legend, the man... otherwise known as Chuck Norris! This slick 6-inch talking bobble head of Chuck Norris features a sleeveless blue shirt, blue jeans, and a snarl that would make a hyena wimper, while brandishing two machine guns. And we're not talking about his arms, either! The wobbler has him on a name display base. Ages 18 and up.

The Chuck Norris Bobble Head utters the following phrases: "Chuck Norris makes onions cry." "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is." "Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage." "Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest." "You win some; you lose some. Chuck Norris wins ALL." "Chuck Norris is not afraid of death; death is afraid of Chuck Norris."