"Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"

Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.

There's definitely some kind of hideous clusterfuck porno fetish vid waiting to be made. Gather a couple of dozen 'not fussy' blokes, then just set the tape rolling as they flab-wank themselves off all at the same time.

Sorry if you were eating.

And I don't mean to mock the poor unfortunate subject of that article. Much.

"Lesley now lives in fear of her daughter dying. She added: “Sometimes Georgia’s left leg gives way and she crashes to the bottom of the stairs. It’s very scary. But to me she will always be beautiful.”"

Jesus christ, i can imagine that being one of the funniest things EVER.

I'm definitely going to hell.

/ wipes away tear of laughter

I have this image in my head of the mother standing over this vaguely human mess at the bottom of the stairs with an 'oh what a cute kitten!' look on her face.