Quatermass

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All Rise...

On a sad note, while Judge Russell Engebretson was writing this review, actor Sir John Mills died at his home in Denham, west of London. He was 97.

The Charge

In the midst of anarchy, an alien force is harvesting the world's youth.

Opening Statement

The script was already dated when Quatermass debuted on British
television in 1979: By 2005 it is almost fodder for Mystery Science Theater
3000. The movie's events are supposed to take place near the end of the
twentieth century, but the youths look like they got lost on the way to a
Grateful Dead concert. This miniseries is so anachronistic I could almost detect
the scent of patchouli oil clinging to the disc as I dropped it into the DVD
player. What a pitiful end for the glorious Quatermass series.

Facts of the Case

The television version of Quatermass was first aired on British TV in
1979 and consists of four parts with a running time of fifty minutes apiece.
Please note that the following summaries do contain spoilers.

• "Ringstone Round" Professor Bernard Quatermass
(John Mills, Ryan's Daughter, Gandhi), now about seventy, arrives in
socially decayed London from his countryside home and is promptly mugged by
marauding gang members. He is rescued by a radio astronomer, Joe Kapp (Simon
MacCorkindale), and whisked away to a television studio, where he is scheduled
to provide commentary on a joint U.S.-Soviet space mission. Quatermass's real
motivation is to broadcast pictures of his missing granddaughter, but the
U.S.-Soviet space stations are mysteriously destroyed during their linkup, and
the broadcast is cut short. Kapp drives Quatermass to his countryside radio
astronomy facility and introduces him to his wife Clare (Barbara Kellerman,
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe), her two
children, and two other astronomers.

Meanwhile, a large group of adolescents who go by the name "planet
people" make their way to a group of stone megaliths called Ringstone
Round. Quatermass, Kapp, and Clare arrive at Ringstone Round to see a brilliant
white light engulf the standing stones and planet people. They inspect the area
and find only a white, crystalline ash covering the ground and stones.

• "Lovely Lightning" Clare discovers a sole
survivor at Ringstone Round, a teenaged girl who is seriously injured.
Quatermass meets up with District Commissioner Annie Morgan (Margaret Tyzack, Bright Young Things), and they drive
the girl back to London for a physical examination. When another gang attack
takes place, Quatermass is flung from the car into the street. At the same time,
Kapp has to leave his home to check on a malfunctioning satellite dish. He
returns to find that his family and coworkers have been killed by another light
beam attack.

• "What Lies Beneath" Quatermass finds refuge
with a group of elderly people who live in a car scrap yard. They tend to his
injuries until he is well enough to continue on to the hospital. Through news
reports, Quatermass discovers that young people all over the world are
disappearing in light attacks. He arrives at Wembley Stadium just prior to
another attack on a huge group of young people who have gathered there.

• "An Endangered Species" Amazingly, Quatermass
survives the destruction of Wembley Stadium. Along with a group of geriatric
scientists, he creates a "youth essence" chemical to use as bait for
the alien entity that is harvesting the world's young. He and Kapp return to the
radio observatory and set a trap in the form of a nuclear bomb, and together
they await the return of the alien presence.

The Evidence

Quatermass is a handsomely mounted miniseries in four parts that was
broadcast on British television in 1979. The storyline was originally created
for Hammer Studios in the 1960s. Nigel Kneale wrote the script in 1973, and the
BBC was set to film it but dropped the project after a few months, probably due
to the potential cost. Euston Film took over the project in 1978 and budgeted a
very generous £1.5 million for the shoot.

This is the fourth and final installment in the movie series that was
launched way back in 1955 with The Quatermass Xperiment,
renamed The Creeping Unknown for the U.S. release. Second in the series
was, appropriately enough, Quatermass 2
(U.S. title, Energy from Space, 1957). The third movie was Quatermass
and the Pit (U.S. title, Five Million Years to Earth, 1967). The
first three Quatermass films are remarkably good, especially given their age and
low budgets, and they have a multitude of fans, of which I am one. Quatermass
and the Pit is probably the best of the three, with its apocalyptic finale
orchestrated by long-dead, malevolent Martians (the plot is too complicated to
summarize). It was suspenseful, tightly plotted, and produced a mounting sense
of dread. The first three movies are essentially horror stories within science
fictional frameworks, and each one has a strong element of drama courtesy of
Nigel Kneale's script.

The fourth entry in the series is a letdown compared to the older movies.
Even with all the money poured into special effects and outdoor locations, the
miniseries fails in the areas in which the films excelled. The first episode of
the 1979 Quatermass starts off swimmingly. It creates a grim,
disintegrating urban landscape to great effect, and features a scathing speech
that Quatermass delivers to the TV audience: He flays the U.S. and Soviet Union
for wasting money on a staged space program spectacle while world governments
are disintegrating. Then, halfway through the episode, the planet people
appear—dancing, spinning in circles with arms aloft, and mugging
amateurishly for the camera—with serapes, granny dresses, beads, and
headbands on display like so much peacock plumage. One of them even carries a
dowsing pendulum that he uses as a compass to home in on Ringstone Round. As
soon as they pranced into the frame, my hopeful expectations for a splendid
final installment began to trickle away. The dialectic of hippies (superstitious
Luddites) versus scientists (rational technophiles) is tiresomely preachy, and
the planet people chanting "Ley, ley, ley" every time they showed up
left me longing for their disintegration in the next energy blast, just so I
wouldn't have to hear that wretched chant again.

Further disappointments were lurking offstage. Barbara Kellerman's acting
deteriorates when she becomes hysterical, screeching and moaning like a banshee.
The characters do senseless things to follow the contour of the plot (Kapp
leaves his mentally decaying wife to check on a defective radio dish, though a
mass murder by aliens just occurred close to their home). The story is riddled
with silly science, such as energy beams that travel light years in seconds, and
the electrical image of a scent crafted as bait for the unseen aliens.

Worst of all is the elimination of characters whose stories are too unwieldy
to resolve. There is an old technique a writer will sometimes use when he has
written himself into a corner, sarcastically referred to as "and then they
were all run over by a truck." It is a useful device for concluding a story
or scene without actually delivering a denouement. There are numerous "run
over by a truck" (ROBAT—technical acronym I just now made up) moments
in Quatermass. Joe Kapp returns to his home only to find his family and
coworkers ROBAT; every planet person we ever see is ROBAT (though one could
credibly argue they are only alien fodder from the start); two minor characters
and two major characters are ROBAT. All these deaths would be quite a
downer if I could muster up some enthusiasm for the wooden characters being
pushed around the game board, but Quatermass is the only role that is real
enough to elicit sympathy, thanks to John Mills, the standout actor of the cast.
He plays a kinder, gentler Quatermass—one who is ground down by age and
personal tragedies—as opposed to the earlier, more abrasive, versions. His
solid job of acting held my interest but, alas, could not make up for the story
deficiencies.

Because of those deficiencies, the screenwriter's distaste for
hippies—more accurately, his conservative vision of sixties left-leaning
youth—becomes the central motif of the script, and his obsession with
hipsters and their anarchic ways creates a black hole that sucks every plot
element into its gravitational field. It crushes the life out of characters and
story alike, leaching suspense and viewer interest from the movie. It is a
shabby and disrespectful epitaph for the tweedy old Bernard Quatermass and his
adventures, which date back almost to the advent of television.

The DVD extras are a bit unusual on this two-disc set. The discs are
packaged in a cardboard slipcase. The first disc contains the program with no
extras. The second disc contains the History Channel presentation of The
Enduring Mystery of Stonehenge, a tenuous tie-in to the standing stone theme
of the movie. It's passable if you enjoy this type of popularized-history
program; otherwise it has nothing to do with the film. The central offering on
the second disc is the theatrical version of Quatermass, which is just a
pared-down version of the full miniseries. The major cut is the third
installment, in which the elderly folks in their London hideout nurse Quatermass
back to health. It was the weakest episode, and its removal does not adversely
affect the story.

The DVD transfer looks like it might have been taken from videotape rather
than a 35mm print. Colors are fairly good, but uneven from scene to scene, and
the picture is plagued with a massive amount of digital artifacts. The sound is
adequate, though it distorts often during loud passages. The musical score is
dreadful, loud and intrusive at dramatic moments (as in a soap opera), and
punctuated with electronic drumbeats (think Miami Vice), corny Hammond
organ riffs, and distorted analog synthesizer tones. Now that I think of it, the
score does accurately reflect the tone of the movie.

Closing Statement

I might have judged the film less harshly if it weren't for my fond memories
of the old Quatermass movies. Although I believe my criticisms are valid, the
Quatermass collector will still probably want this DVD to complete his
collection. However, I recommend a rental for the average science fiction fan
before he forks over his hard-earned dollars.

The Verdict

The film crew is free to go, but the scriptwriter is sentenced to thirty days
of scraping up road kill. The composer is to be escorted to the nearest highway
and ROBAT.