Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

"plucky undergraduate Isaac Newton was arrested today after a drunken game of 'farthings' 'gainst a bunch of poncy Classics majors from Oxford, He was most vexed by the lack of support by his own school, who it must be said, found the aristocratic poofters on the other side more attrative.
"You'll see! I'll invent calculus and you'll all have to take it! bwa-ha-ha-hs-ha!!!" he shouted as he was dragged away to gaol."