When the Rapture's over and done, will all the bad televangelist shows go off the air?

Now that WOULD be a miracle!

Please Lord, take them first!!

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She's touring the facility/and picking up slack.--"For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow." Ecclesiastes 1:18--I once believed in causes too, I had my pointless point of view --Life went on no matter who was wrong or right

Today is the day, ta-dut, today,Ta-dut, ta-dut, ta-dut, today.Today is the day, ta-dut, today,On which, as certain prophets say,The Lord will come for Judgement Day,To snatch the Faithful all away,And leave the sinners in disarray,Uopn the twenty-first of May!The true believers will not stayIn house or home, but flee away,And to the world say naught but Nay,As Camping over them holds sway.But they may ask how he misreckoned,When they wake up on the twenty-second.

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The end of the world is as near as the day of your death;watch and pray.

I just hope there is not a rash of suicides if this event does not occur as scheduled by Camping.

Lord Jesus Christ, save us.

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The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

I hope all you unrighteous, idolatrous whoremongers straighten your crooked ways and soften your hardened hearts as you justly suffer under the all the torments the Anti-Christ and his False Prophet shall bring upon you.

And if I am here, I look forward to talking to at least one or two of you at coffee hour tomorrow, the ugly combo of seasonal and incense allergies permitting.

Wow. A bunch of cars just took off in my neighborhood. Must be a sale somewhere.

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The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

Curious.... Has anybody checked to see if any friends ,or family that they can't locate, are still missing due to this prophesied event...Are there People Missing or un-accounted for around the world.....possibly Raptured away...

The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

Actually Harold Camping is a calvinist cult leader who teaches that anabaptist evangelicals are going straight to hell, along with even fellow calvinists who still "go to church." If one attends a church in the last days, according to Camping, it is a sign that he or she is "unsaved."

The whole thing is pretty sad. Oh, what will we do with American Evangelicals... The unfortunate part is that many will probably become nonbelievers altogether.

Actually Harold Camping is a calvinist cult leader who teaches that anabaptist evangelicals are going straight to hell, along with even fellow calvinists who still "go to church." If one attends a church in the last days, according to Camping, it is a sign that he or she is "unsaved."

I guess I was using the term to loosely describe conservative Protestants, which probably isn't fair in itself. You're right of course.

How about: "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.?

I love that song.

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"For, by its immensity, the divine substance surpasses every form that our intellect reaches. Thus we are unable to apprehend it by knowing what it is. Yet we are able to have some knowledge of it by knowing what it is not." - St. Thomas Aquinas, Summa contra gentiles, I, 14.