TIME TO BOMB FRANCE! A Modest Proposal on Macron & The Yellow Jackets

Wow, it sounds like the European Spring is just leading to more and more state brutality and oppression of the French people!
France is a failed state, and in order to fulfil its responsibilities to the international community, maybe it needs a regime change!
Bit o’ good old humanitarian intervention and nation building would do ’em a world of good!

NB: The following satirical fancy is what you would call a ‘reduction ab absurdum,’ i.e. showing how nonsensical an idea or ideology or agenda is, by drawing it out to its (utterly absurd) ‘logical’ conclusion. However, I am a little worried that John Bolton, the proverbial bull in the China shop as Glossy News writer rfreed has called him, might read this article and actually get some ideas! Let’s keep it away from prying eyes if we can…
Wow, it sounds like the European Spring is just leading to more and more state brutality and oppression of the French people!
France is a failed state, and in order to fulfil its responsibilities to the international community, maybe it needs a regime change!
Bit o’ good old humanitarian intervention and nation building would do ’em a world of good!
National sovereignty is not an absolute!
Yewminritez means yewminritez means yewminritez, does exactly what it says on the tin, innit!
Simples!
WE CAN’T JUST SIT THERE! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE! WHO CARES WHAT! ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT!
If you’re not part of the problem, you’re part of the solution.
You can’t be neutral on a moving train.
You’re either on the side of the oppressor, or the side of the oppressed.
Not taking sides is taking sides.
You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
Anyone who isn’t on the right side, is on the wrong side…
Oh wait, me so trig… So you don’t want ‘innocent civilians’ to be killed? PHUKK YOU! PHUKK YOU TO THE PHUKKETTIPHUKETTIPHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Yewminritez is a MORAL ABSOLUTE, douchebag!
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Man. Where has all our moral consistency gone?????

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