WEBVTT LOW TIDE. DAN: THANK YOU. FINALLY, ANIMAL STORIES TONIGHT, POMP, CIRCUMSTANCE, AND A SYNCHRONIZED INVASION. FROM GRADUATION AT PEPPERDINE OVER THE WEEKEND WHICH HAS ONE OF THE BEST VIEWS OF ANY SCHOOL. ERIN: THAT IS TRUE. DAN: YOU CAN EVEN SEE WHALES MIGRATING FROM UP THERE AND OTHER WILDLIFE, LIKE PELICANS, WHICH DECIDED TO DROP IN ON GRADUATION CEREMONIES, MESSING WITH THE GRADUATES, AND EVEN MAKING IT ALL THE WAY UP ON THE STAG DO NOT MESS WITH ME, I DON’T CARE WHAT DEGREE YOU’VE GOT. THIS IS YOUR A SICK NIGHTMARE FOR ANY COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER. LEE: I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS BEFORE. DAN: YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS, NO PRESSURE, RIGHT? THIS IS ALL ANYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE TIME YOU’RE TALKING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE? I AM STAYING RIGHT HERE. GIVE ME AN HONORARY DOCTORATE. I WILL LOSE TO THE WARRIORS AGAIN. THAT IS OUR REPO