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Friday, January 19, 2007

Army 101

The other day I asked if the Americans had done nothing good after their conquer of Mesopotamia. Clearly this was a stupid question. How can they contribute to any development when their army acts like this:

When you can't even jump out of a boat you can much less colonize a country. Even better is this guy who while rappelling down three meters manages to smash his face up. Even my sister could do better. And she can't even drive according to her driving censor...

No then it's much better to watch the Norwegian army whom at least have some artistic sense while visiting other cultures and blowing them up:

But hey there are always a new generation growing up and probably the next generation of G.I. Joe's will turn out much smarter. Or maybe not: