I, for one, always make a point of avoiding the digital highway when I've had more than 2 beers.

I don't make it very coherently, mind

I've tried this, but it's precisely after two beers or more that I become spontaneously aware of the fact that everyone needs to hear what I have to say._________________All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marky Mark Proust