July 2008

I thought it would be fitting that while in Las Vegas, I post some uber-hot Eye Candy to keep things rolling… Hell, It’s damn near 110 degrees today and I just spent most of my afternoon on the deck of a Wynn South Tower private pool cabana. While I may not be as tan as George Hamilton, I’m slowly getting there.

*wink*

Apologies for the continued lack of a stable TWITTER widget on 15mm, but there’s something wrong with their flash program and it’s basically just screwing up my blog. If you want to keep up with all of BN at his snarkiest (and where he is in the world today), click here:

Bookmark it and send it to Mom. She always loves a good description of all-too-brief sex encounters in an American Airlines Admirals Club…

I’ve been on a fitness quest to lean down from a rather quarterbackish 195lbs to a lean, ripped, swimmers 180. At 6’3” and always having played sports, it’s been a real bitch to ‘eat clean’ over the past few months. Finally, my abs are popping, my mood is a whole lot better and I no longer want to strangle myself with my hair. It was that whole in-the-middle phase that got me. Patience is a virtue that I rarely practice: If I were a character in the original Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, I’d be Veruca Salt.

Daddy, I want an 8″, realistic skin, dishwasher-safe, silicone-friendly dildo… And the Oompa-Loompa to go with it.

So, in putting myself through this and now reaping some reward in time for a very shirtless summer for me, I thought I’d share a few pics. Enjoy (and please don’t judge me for those iffy purple pants in the first image. What can I say… Moment of weakness at American Apparel):

It’s exciting to have abs of steel. Look for my soon-to-be-released abdominal workout DVD, demonstrating that, through months of sweat-inducing dick sucking, you too can work your way to a slimmer midsection. I’ve been trying to get Billy Mayes to do the infomercial. Damn, he’s expensive.

I do hope everyone’s having a swell summertime: I raise a glass to all of you from my confines in Las Vegas and continue to appreciate the warm emails, blog support and general web watchery.