tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86006452018-03-05T21:11:43.394-08:00HOTIRON<b><i>A critical and satirical gazette about our world.</i></b>Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-55067062460995045562018-02-22T16:43:00.003-08:002018-02-22T16:43:47.190-08:00SIGNS OF AGINGMy slippers are so worn, my toes are playing peak-a-boo!Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-38955307044631873002017-12-26T15:27:00.000-08:002017-12-26T15:27:37.519-08:00ARTArt is a lost art.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-86485475084622671142017-07-28T14:58:00.002-07:002017-07-28T15:01:08.219-07:00PATERNITY SUITEEvery father is a motherfucker.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-60903440830271486972017-04-13T15:52:00.000-07:002017-04-13T15:52:13.296-07:00JOYJoy comes not from what others do for us but from what we do for ourselves.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-61716425848629292232017-03-08T10:14:00.001-08:002017-03-08T10:14:51.367-08:00HOPE FOR OBLIVIONI hope death means oblivion for when I am dead I would not not want to remember this beautiful planet and know that I could never again enjoy its wonders.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-25609829212770026552017-03-06T15:50:00.001-08:002017-03-06T15:50:39.066-08:00WEB JACKOFFInternet masturbation results in an e-mission.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-24121870371906069662017-03-06T15:47:00.001-08:002017-03-06T15:47:51.125-08:00DECAPITATIONA beheaded pimp is a headless whoresman.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-35140174291874680582017-01-18T15:26:00.001-08:002017-01-18T15:26:40.315-08:00NOT USA BUT DEATHThe appropriate name for this failing nation of fifty states, numerous territories, and ever increasing occupations should be the <b>D</b>isunited <b>E</b>mpire of <b>A</b>merican <b>T</b>otalitarian <b>H</b>egemony.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-30571214286878675542016-06-02T19:26:00.000-07:002016-06-02T19:26:17.908-07:00RELIGIONNature is my God and Art is my Ritual.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-7378414818657907422015-08-12T12:29:00.000-07:002015-08-12T12:29:33.287-07:00THE ART OF TORTUREConsider this as a so called art project. Raise fifty homing pigeons in Florida. Remove them to Cuba. Strap cigar filled tubes or cameras on the creatures. Release them only to find about one third arrive home across the Straits of Florida. Most of them go missing or die. All for a political statement! Undoubtedly a worthwhile creative action. Just ask the birds that survive.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-24192821967307441752015-06-22T12:05:00.000-07:002015-06-22T12:05:13.851-07:00DEATH SENTENCEThe national government has deemed suicide a capital offense punishable by permanent solitary confinement in a box 84 inches long, 28 inches wide, and 23 inches high.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-24813300047175619552014-06-11T13:13:00.000-07:002014-06-11T13:13:07.320-07:00POOHWhat does Winnie call his shit?Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-79302401092073303362014-06-09T10:55:00.001-07:002014-06-09T10:55:17.295-07:00A SIGN OF AGINGYou know you're slowing down when you finish thirteenth in a race with a field of twelve.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-28617359382257100072014-05-07T11:36:00.000-07:002014-05-07T11:36:29.322-07:00UNCOLOREDNational Network News recently reported that Barack Obama has been stricken by a mysterious ailment that has caused his European-American ethnicity to dominate his appearance totally. Subsequently his approval rating among people of a liberal political attitude has plummeted.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-90332935567180906912014-04-09T11:05:00.000-07:002014-04-09T11:05:09.113-07:00MIND ACTIONTo think is to work; to daydream is to play.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-69428716255242973242014-04-01T19:27:00.001-07:002014-04-01T19:27:56.036-07:00TOO MUCH EVIL, TOO LITTLE TIMEI intended to write the history of human depravity, but realized life is too short.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-41191248530535609472014-02-27T11:20:00.000-08:002014-02-27T11:23:23.368-08:00A CRIME AGAINST NATUREHealthcare, as conventionally practiced, is a crime against Nature. Medical practitioners sometimes cure disease or repair injury to save human life but usually treat symptoms to prolong living. Preventive care, the most beneficial activity of medical science, is seldom practiced. For healthcare to be truly beneficent, medical professionals must teach a healthy lifestyle of diet, exercise, safety, and meditation. If a person suffers fatal injury or illness, so be it. As an old and ill man, I declare that if one cannot recover on one’s own, that person, or any living thing, should die. Death is Nature’s clearing house. Such a wise way of healthcare would eliminate time and money wasted on chronically and terminally ill and injured and also aging people to ensure a lower population of vital human beings on the planet.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-75919607641100691852014-02-27T10:42:00.000-08:002014-02-27T10:42:27.557-08:00DESIRESHumans want three things of other people: to get something, to be given something, and to be left alone.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-50422423111513808632014-01-19T11:19:00.000-08:002014-01-19T11:19:36.288-08:00FANTASYHappy Delusion Day! Otherwise known as World Religion Day.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-62319106793853604362014-01-02T11:31:00.000-08:002014-01-02T11:31:09.592-08:00THE MEANING OF HUMANHUMAN is an acronym for Horribly Unfortunate Mistake of Animal Nature.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-6651494873357563982013-12-11T12:02:00.003-08:002013-12-11T12:02:55.375-08:00THE ILLUSION OF CIVILIZATIONFreedom without justice is the illusion of civilization.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-18202795967254334362013-11-18T11:43:00.000-08:002013-11-18T11:44:34.791-08:00SACRILEGEDeforestation is a desecration that will cause our eternal damnation.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-48451163028496480452013-10-28T12:12:00.000-07:002013-10-28T12:12:45.252-07:00JUSTLY DESERVEDIf we don't vote, we get the tyranny we deserve.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-52150351323295903442013-07-16T12:51:00.000-07:002013-07-16T12:51:26.025-07:00CREED OF GREEDReligion is sanctimonious selfishness.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8600645.post-54146924291976274692013-07-11T08:27:00.001-07:002013-07-11T08:27:02.892-07:00TATTOO BLUEAn old tattoo is a permanent designer bruise.Crowquillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01075340707777555224noreply@blogger.com0