Does anyone else read Amazon reviews for entertainment? I have to control myself or I’d be in there all day long.

I came across this latest product via the video first and could not stop laughing at this gal. I swear she puts the curly “F” in flatulence. She just sounds so proper. I’ve been laughing over the product and it’s “Unconditional Stink-free Guarantee” for DAYS.

Like any self-respecting product researcher, I ran to Amazon to see if they had it. (And they did!) That being said, don’t buy it from there.

Okay, back to the Poo-Pouri…

Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know! Poo-Pourri Original 4oz Bottle – Stop embarrassing odor with our Patent Pending bathroom freshener. Our Natural Essential Oils create a film on the surface of the water, trapping odor at it’s source. A Citrus Fresh blend of Lemon-grass, Bergamot, Grapefruit and other natural essential oils that leave the bathroom smelling clean and fresh!

The developer of this product should receive the Nobel prize for a multitude of reasons:

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(1) No longer will the party host have to suffer the burden of holding IN that which needs to come OUT.
(2) New relationships will no longer have to be aborted due to the sudden need for an emergency exit.
(3) Holiday aromas will permeate the household uninterrupted by offensive invaders.
(4) Marital bliss will will no longer be stigmatized by the phrase ” WHAT did YOU eat?”

Note: Most reviewers described the Original scent as a Lemon Pledge/Fruit Loop combo.

There were a lot of “Saved My Life/Saved Our Marriage” reviews…

5.0 out of 5 stars SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!, June 16, 2013

This stuff is incredible! Not even Montezuma’s Revenge is a match for original scent Poo-Pourri. No matter what I unleash it smells like lemon cake it my bathroom!!!! My wife is much happier, I’m less embarrassed, and life is good!

5.0 out of 5 stars A godsend…, January 23, 2013

Anyone who has a man in their life prone to dropping stinkbombs should invest in a bottle for every bathroom in the house. It is almost disconcerting when I walk in there and it smells GOOD! 🙂

This will make all my divorced pals laugh:

5.0 out of 5 stars Heaven sent!!!!!, March 8, 2013

Where was this product when I was married? At least something would have smelled nice in the relationship, will buy again.

And then the more practical reviews:

5.0 out of 5 stars SPECTACULAR PRODUCT, February 12, 2013

This product is wonderful. I am a caregiver fro my 94 year old mother who has dementia and had a stroke. She has to use a commode in her bedroom. I used to dread every night because she would literally smell up the entire room and into the hallway and the living room. Tonight, I put about 1/2 inch of water in the commode, gave 4 sprays and voila! NO ODOR WHATSOEVER. I am truly amazed. You have made my dreaded chore easier to deal with. I highly recommend this product.

Great product., November 14, 2012

I use this for my cat boxes. Even though I clean them out several times a day, let’s face it, cat boxes can smell just the same as people’s bathrooms. I spritz this and it smells so much better.

As an added bonus, the Cowbell Chronicles have been out shopping for this product under the naughty supervision of Gloria Richard. If you missed the start of her Cowbell Chronicles, click here.

Do you already own some Poo-Pouri? (If so, please give us your product review in the comments!) Do you plan to buy some after reading this post? Enquiring minds always love to hear your thoughts here at More Cowbell!

61 Responses to The Funniest Product Marketing I’ve Seen All Month

I ought to buy some for stocking stuffers at the family Christmas Eve party…but I probably won’t. However…I might buy some for my son, who once said to me that his SBD’s were like a ticking time bomb (to which I heartily agreed!). Usually he asks for the box of matches I keep in plain sight on my desk for those times when he forgets to ask (because my office is about twelve feet from both bathrooms…talk about POOR planning on the builder’s part!!!). So Poo-Pouri may well find its way under the tree. 😀

Yes! More Cowbell and I shopped for this product. MUST reblog your post today because we have pictures to share with More Cowbell’s posse tomorrow. I’d say more, but I’m saving the consonants and vowels for tomorrow.

If I get my pooh together, there may even be pictures of our pop-a-thong, shop-a-thon on the reblog.

Reblogged this on Gloria Richard and commented:
I have secret place where I hide the whack-a-doodle things I buy. MORE COWBELL Jenny Hansen writes a blog about them. I buy them.

Her series on Crazy Book Titles? I own most of those books.

Today? She featured a product guaranteed to cure the one winky-dink issue I’ve had with MORE COWBELL, That little stinker. IYKWIM

Yes. We’ve been shopping. Yes. We found it. Yes. We plan to blog about it tomorrow. For now, sit back and read Jenny’s post, and click that linky-love that will take you to her post. Leave a comment. I need the brownie points with the leader of The More Cowbell Posse.

Oh! On the get-out-of-Dodge front. The creator of THE CHARLIE BROWN SCHOOL OF DANCE (Owen Weber) video commented on our Flash Mob. It’s ROCK STAR time at Snark E. Pen. I may not send More Cowbell home. Look for a world all a-twitter today ferreting our volunteers.

You’re so funny. I only correct if a comment makes no sense. It’s usually auto-correct madness. But it’s way too fun to torture you. I might have to put you on the “never-correct” list. If I just had time to make one…

Te thing that strikes me the most (besides the sheer brilliance of the product) is the commercial itself–whoever cast that actress has to be high giving themselves all day long. She was perfect. As much as I want Poo-Pouri, I am frugal at heart and will have to experiment with my essential oils…too bad. I didn’t read this post earlier.

I happened on this ad by accident while looking at a link someone sent me for something else. I sat in my office laughing my head off! Who hasn’t been in the biffy and been gassed by the neighboring stall? So funny.

Thanks for the warning to put my drink down. It was definitely warranted! My friend told me about the product, but I forgot to look up the video.That woman is brilliant! And I love the dress. The company sounds like it would be a fun place to work. The Poo Crew. Seriously, they’re awesome.

One review that I didn’t include said he totally used this as mouthwash “and it works great. He’s trying it out as deodorant next.” Yep, that is a Poo-Pourri minion right there. He’s mad for the stuff.

p.s. I don’t give a rip if you say either of those words in my comments. 🙂

I am SOOOO buying some and putting it in the squad bathroom. Now if there was only a product for the “something’s knocking at the basement door” warning smell that only sometimes comes with an audible warning. Try a prolonged “staging” in a tactical vehicle for an assault when one of the team conducts his own pre-assault ASSault.

Well now, a product that’s fun and effective. Don’t see that every day. How do you tactfully carry around that spray bottle though? I think someone should invent little tanks of that stuff to sit right inside your regular toilet tank that can spray down after each flush. That way no one has to carry around their own handy bottle, it’ll just automatically be in the bowl.

I’m going to work on that. Nobody steal that idea. If I see those little tanks in toilets, I’m going to sue the makers. You saw it first, right here. My idea.

Well, Jess, they ARE the Poo Crew…how do you even get on The Poo Crew without a killer sense of humor? LOL. That is so awesome that you already have “the spritz.” I always knew you were a trend setter. 🙂