2 February 1986: ‘Moral Threat in Wild West Town’; A statement from the Avalonian People’s Popular Liberation Experience; The Ghastly Experience; 7A Soap; Thoughts on the CND demonstration at Molesworth, Rev Boris Gestetner. Available as photocopied facsimile (10 A4 pages):£1.00

4 August 1986: Secret plot to Take Over the World; Intimate Secrets of a Banana Sculptress; The Avalonian Department of Stealth and Holy Security – Late Night Munchies Support Group; Councillor in Naked Orgy on Tor; Hell’s Bells – new LP from St John’s bell ringers; Fury over Vicarage Drugs Scandal; Page Twenty Three; The Hallowe’en Death Mysteries Gathering. Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):£1.20

5 Getting-on-for-Christmas 1986: A Merry Christmas, and a Devilish Good Solstice; New Plans for European Marijuana Mountain; The Swarmi Barmi Ashram – opening soon; the arrival of Vernon Vulture; The Vision of Saint Boris the Divine; It’s a Cracker – Glastonbury Carnival. Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):£1.20

6 Chinese New Year 1987: Christ Returns to Glastonbury; Burns Night at the Assembly Rooms - Vegetarian Haggis Shock; Dole Offiice Destroyed by Rampaging Mob; Oxflab – all over the world capitalists are starving!; Bank of Avalonia – 23 fumit note; The Seven Wonders of Avalonia; HTV West – The Weekend Starts Here! Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):£1.20

8 August 23rd 1987, The Avalonian Millennium: Demonic Divergence set for October 31st; ‘Invasion 87’ – Pete Loveday cartoon originally commissioned for the official Glastonbury Festival programme but not printed due to being too close to the bone; D.S.H.S. Bicycle Scheme; Fear & Loathing on Windmill Hill; Rev Boris Gestetner – Stonehenge ’87; ‘Are you Abnormal?’ – culled from the Church of the SubGenius. Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages including full colour cover):£1.60

9 Late 1987: Hinkley Point - Mutant Seaweed plays Radioactive Havoc; Attempt to close down Unique Publications due to planning irregularities; D.S.H.S. Uncover Gun-Running Plot; Floods! Freak storm makes Avalon an island once again; Rev Boris Gestetner – Spy Catcher; Glastonbury Festival of Dance; Letter to British Telecom from someone who isn’t actually one of their subscribers. Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages including full colour cover):£1.60

10 June 23rd 1988, Avalonian Independence Day: De-toxification programme for ageing rock stars; Michael Eavis buys Wiltshire; Unique Publications moves to the High Street – ‘financed jointly by MI5, the CIA, and the KGB’; More from the Church of the SubGenius – ‘Alistair Crook’s Letter from America?’ Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):£1.20

11 Emergency Edition, October 1988: Glastonbury Demolished – town removed to make way for supermarket complex; Father Christmas motif based on fly agaric mushrooms – true or false?; Swami Barmi Incarnates; Little Known New Age Literature; Controversial Article about Tea Drinking - 23 Revolting Things that Tea Drinkers Do. Available as photocopied facsimile (12 A4 pages):£1.20

ISSUE 23 The best from the Times of Avalonia24 pages, A4 magazine.Several copies still available at original price:£2.30