​Kyle Plemons was already pickled when he sidled up to a table inside Mama K's restaurant in Gurnee, Illinois. Despite his condition, the 24-year-old had a beer delivered after placing his order. But when he ordered another round, he was denied a second delicious nectar...

Upon the receiving news of the rejection, Plemons started to get hostile. He began to curse loudly. Restaurant staff were soon escorting the belligerent patron out of the building.

Instead of simply getting a ride home -- or at least finding another joint to booze -- Plemons decided the best way for him to combat the affront was to drop trough next to the restaurant's large windows and flash all those inside with his penis and genitals.

Unbeknownst to the knee-jerk flasher, a 38-year-old mother and her 11-year-old daughter were getting into their car nearby and witnessed the whole hairy incident.

From the story: " Plemons decided the best way for him to combat the affront was to drop trough..."After he dropped Trough (a container for animal feed) did he pull him some Pork? The 11 year old girl was overheard asking her mom "Why does that man have two belly buttons?"

Well, actually, I never finished the gar bar bathroom story I told a while back.

The giver or received may be a better word for him -- had no front top teeth and/or bottom front set and since I'm obsessed with teeth - I couldn't understand why the hell he would want to go without his front chompers. And the answer was of course, well he gives better head -- no teeth.