Having a Moment: Drag Military

We're anxiously anticipating the filter-down effect of Thom Browne's recent Paris presentation, in which male models with crimson pouts donned color-blocked military uniforms for a result Style.com dubbed "Joan Crawford goes to West Point." But rather than stake out Topman for signs of frilly socks for him, we decided to take this haute vision for a decorative spin, and broke it down to its most basic (training) elements.