“In Roman and Etruscan religious practice, a haruspex was a man trained to practice a form of divination called haruspicy, hepatoscopy or hepatomancy. Haruspicy is the inspection of the entrails of sacrificed animals, especially the livers of sacrificed sheep and poultry. The rites were paralleled by other rites of divination such as the interpretation of lightning strikes, of the flight of birds (augury), and of other natural omens.

Unless you’re a prior member under a different name.. you didn’t know that you already mapped out your night. You’ll probably be spending it here as @rebbel mentioned. Might as well check into an addiction clinic.