You invented UNIX? Awesome! So you’re a 55 year old doctor with a 19 year old girlfriend who worked at Bell Labs to invent an operating system!

Wait… “new fangled machines?”

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You think that UNIX ran on vaccuum tubes, don’t you…

I’ve got it! You can prove you are who you say you are without revealing any personal info whatsoever! Just explain to me what UNIX pipes are and how they work. Or you could just keep trolling and pulling random old crap out of a hat.

Penises? But Penises aren’t MMORPGs (Or any other kind of video game), law, or history, even if 13 year olds who play the formermost sometimes insist on using the word as frequently as possible. What makes you think I’m better familiar with penises than I am with any of those things?

I mean, can you keep your burns straight? You were the one insisting we were all sexually frustrated and inexperienced before. Now all we know is sex? At least follow your own shitty scripts. Also, it’s unwise to call people who are more competent than you utter incompetents ill suited to touch whatever the hell it is you failed harder at. It says more about you than you’d like XD

lol! Well, I haven’t been around for much of the MRAL sockpuppets, but I’d kind of held out a hope for MRAL to become a human being of minimal decency. Not sure how asshole-ish the other sockpuppets were, but I don’t take too kindly to being stalked, even if it does seem to have turned out to be from some idiot who poses no actual threat to me.

What the hell kind of response is that? I asked you a perfectly cogent question; “What makes you think I know penises better than I know <my favorite interests and hobbies>?” I understood what you said, that just didn’t make it a less stupid question.

esome? Ah well. I suppose good times can’t last forever. It’s not every day we get a 55yo doctor with a 19yo girlfriend who developed UNIX yet considers other computer scientists nerds, and slept with 300 women yet is convinced that vaginal orgasms can only occur in the presence of semen.

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