12 Things You'll Feel While Watching the Reenactment of a 3-Hour Orgasm on Sex Sent Me to the ER

I don't know why TLC's reality show Sex Sent Me to the ER hasn't been on my must-watch list already, but after an episode featuring a three-hour orgasm got a lot of attention this weekend, it definitely will be. Because not only are the sex mishaps fascinating, there are dramatic reenactments a.k.a. my main reason for living.

Meet Liz and Eric, a cute couple who bravely shared the story of the time their quickie turned into the longest/worst orgasm of Liz's life. But more importantly, meet the actors who play Liz, Eric, the hospital staff, and, best of all, a fellow waiting-room member who appears to be getting revenge on the producers who didn't give her the "I'll have what she's having" role in When Harry Met Sally.

(This clip is visually safe for work, although I'd watch with headphones as the orgasm noises are pretty inappropriate.)

A second-by-second guide to your (well, my) feelings while watching:

0:15 Interesting that Liz is chugging that glass of wine to get out of the mood rather than in it. Actually, that's probably makes a lot more sense that how the rest of us do it on Saturday night at about 12:30 A.M. at a bar. (although it didn't work for her).

0:22 Even though this was obviously a complete medical oddity, and I'm sure he's sorry his girlfriend had to go through it, I get the sense that Eric is still vaguely proud that he helped caused it.

0:32 OK, Actor-Version Fake Eric is legit concerned, not proud.

0:50 I am confused and downright disturbed that someone would confuse labor pains with an orgasm.

0:55 God bless this hospital staff member (whom I'm mentally calling Beautiful Nurse Ballerina Barbie) for not making this poor woman tell the doctors her issue before admitting her.

1:00 Wait, why is she having Fake Eric take a seat? Shouldn't he be there holding Fake Liz's hand and giving dirty looks to all the residents who are observing the case and unsuccessfully trying to hold back their snickers? (That's what would happen on Grey's Anatomy, anyway.)

1:11 The older lady in the chair next to Fake Eric and her epic stare-down are making me more uncomfortable than I've ever been in my life.

1:15 Oh wait, she added in a knowing nod! Now I'm more uncomfortable than I've ever been in my whole life.

1:17 Still, I'm not as uncomfortable as Fake Eric.

1:33 Uh, zero physical pain, maybe. We're all in emotional pain for you just watching this happen, lady.

1:40 OMG, I honestly didn't think that little old lady could make it any worse, BUT SHE DID. She went there. She said that. Oh my God. No.

1:42 Of couuuurse she caps it off with a smirking eyebrow raise that makes everything else she did previously seem like appropriately polite chatter. And scene. My life is complete now.

In all seriousness though, kudos to Liz and Eric (and particularly Liz's hilariously matter-of-fact commentary on what was clearly an embarrassing and traumatic situation for her) for sharing their story and getting through this crazy experience.

Can you believe what this poor woman had to go through? And although we're all sorry for her, how happy are you that they did this reenactment?