You know what these new quarters are?Â They’re nothing but a cheap ploy on the part of the federal government — an insidious attempt to convince the American public to buy more quarters! Â The fact is, the new quarters are no better than the old quarters we’ve come to know and love, yet with shiny cosmetic enhancements and a flashy advertising campaign, the US Treasury thinks that it can trick gullible consumers into believing otherwise.

I refuse to buy into this scam!Â I’m not spending my hard-earned money on new quarters when it is obvious that old quarters suffice.Â Please join me in boycotting the new quarters.Â We must take a stand against the tyranny of the federal reserve system, whose officials seem to think that the coin-starved public will dutifully purchase any currency that it can mint.Â We will not sit back and allow these monopolistic practices to continue unabated — it’s time to put the “us” back in “E Pluribus Unum”!Â From now on, whenever you make a cash transaction, insist upon receiving your change in dimes, nickels, or pennies.