Dan Wickett kindly wrote up my Gown from Mother's Stomach for SSM, I think I tricked him though! Whereas that story was written in about 2 hours, any story where a baby is destroyed took me at least 9!

Unfortunately I have only made one story where a baby gets eaten, I need more o dat childdeath cash money!

I may have been misrepresenting myself some evening!

My most recent deth-threat letter will be posted here pending the arrest!

Books is books is bookses!

Agoraphobic Nosebleed's HONKY REDUCTION is kissing me on the face after many years!

Gown from my Mother's Tummy is the shit. You got to send it to me cuz I don't have that ninth letter. And I couldn't say anything on wickett's site, he blocks people from Africa or something.

And yeah, that's the shit making top 50 list.

And yeah, those shoes are dope, are they suede sambas? I used to have a similar pair but they were pastel brown with blue stripes, and they weren't called sambas but some italian name. Watch out when it rains though. I'm back to straight up black now. I switched from Adidas to Nike for running needs though. Goes with the stache better.

Wow, it took me a long time to notice this, but there is no blocking (intentional) of anybody from my comments section. Every once in a while Typepad goes a little haywire and makes adding comments a royal pain in the ass, but people from Africa are allowed to comment!