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The Stupid Things men complain about

We’re all guilty of complaining every now and then; when a trains been delayed, Monday, a slow wifi connection GRRRR. There are some things how ever which tend to be very guy specific.

In my books there’s not much worse than hearing your 6,4 rugby playing boyfriend complain about you hogging the blanket and his toes being cold.

Here are 5 of the things all of you guys should stop b*tching about!

Shopping

Some men actually enjoy shopping, now these men are very few and far between, a lot of men really hate it, especially in the case of the Chinese man who killed himself during a Christmas shopping trip with his girlfriend at a mall.

In most cases men never quite take it so far just a lot of huffing and puffing and sulking. When a girlfriend asks/tells you to come shopping you have two options tell her no and probably be in the dog house for a few hours or say yes and make her happy and keep her company.

Now if you have agreed to go there is no reason why you should complain, it like that annoying habit women have of wearing shoes that hurt their feet.

You made that choice, now deal with it, silently.

Taking too long to get ready

Not many of us wake up instantly beautiful despite you insisting we look our best in the mornings with no make *aww -_-* Us women need to feel it and see it for ourselves first before we consider believing you.

Men, you just have to face it that women will take longer getting ready than your average male, but we promise you how we look after all that grooming makes up for your loss time.

It is just a waste of time and energy complaining because we won’t be any quicker and we don’t take well to being rushed while trying to get ready.

Take this moment to kick back, and flick on the XBOX.

Taking up too much room in bed/ Hogging the duvet

It’s only because we want to be as close to our ‘bae’ as possible. We’re light as a feather so gently do the “hug’n’roll” if you’re about to fall off the edge.

We don’t complain about your snoring or flatulence throughout the night the last thing we want to hear you complain about when trying to get some sleep is hearing you moan about your dead shoulder.

Periods

Guys it’s time to deal with the fact ladies get periods every month and have been since their early teens. You should be happy that Aunt Flow is such a regular visitor because it means you haven’t knocked us up.

Stop acting like it’s gross because there’s a high chance you do very gross stuff too. We aren’t being dramatic, try having your ovaries shredded and losing blood for five days, we are amazing!

So tell us we’re lovely and that we still look sexy in our “period knickers” and rub our bellies J

Chick Flicks

Ok we get it it’s not your thing but hearing you complain about how it’s cheesy, predictable and “only happens in movies” is annoying.

It can be said that your action thrillers are equally clichéd and unrealistic. Get over it, let us enjoy the film for 90mins we would love for you to join us without commentary.

After all we put up with your pointless hours of online game playing and spend Saturdays evenings being forces to watch the guy from the walkers ads and a couple of other old men who have forgotten how to dress talk about football

The Friend Zone

This one is probably going to ruffle a few feathers: There is no such thing as a “friend zone”. It is as simple as someone being attracted to you or NOT. Get over it!

Stop complaining about how you have been put in the friend zone, either accept it as a platonic friendship or dead the connection and be on your way.