Paranoia Forms Pack

Paranoia Forms Pack

$18

Citizen! Fill out this mandatory fun form immediately. Failure to complete this form promptly may result in unspecified formal form sanctions, including reassignment to form checking, cranial deformation, or more forms.

I LOVE FORMS FOR

[&nbsp; ] Accusing people of treason

[&nbsp; ] Claiming backdated XP points

[&nbsp; ] Reporting Coretech issues including buzzing in ears, hallucinations, a large pink umbrella, and inability to reaaduvhqq

[&nbsp; ] Sector travel permits!

[&nbsp; ] All of the above

[&nbsp; ] None of the above. Also, I am an anarchist traitor unwilling to truncate my essential self down to a checkbox on a form, and so should be terminated with extreme prejudice.

I AGREE TO THE END USER AGREEMENT FOR THESE FORMS, WHICH I WON’T READ OR, INDEED, EVER SEE