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Wednesday, 14 November 2018

MAD-SAD GR😨UNDH😨PPER MAYHEM!😨!

It haz been reported that there iz a very reeel chance that wor game v Sporz in their new stadium in February might NOT take place az it iz still not ready, despite claims that it would definatly be open by Xmas!Contractors are apparently tornin up on site, drunk and on drugs and some have nowt to de az deliveries have not arrived!The loonatics are runnin the asylum in this case!The whole situation iz a complete farce and Sporz fans are not 'happy bunnies' because of this---and neethaa are WE, 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers', who were lookin forward to a visit to a new groond---and who now face the prospect of a visit to Wembley yet again, with many of us lookin for wor forst competitive win there in 8 attempts (3 FA Cup final losses, 1 Leegue Cup final loss, 1 FA Cup semi-final loss, 1 Charity Shield loss) and 1 Premyaa Leegue loss!) (v Sporz last season)Yoo would have to be at least 70 years old to remember and witness wor last win there, in the 1955 FA Cup final! (63 years ago and coontin'!)There iz still a smaall chance that we WILL play at the new stadium this season----but 'divvint coont yi chickens yet'! PS: Az the pitch and stands are in a different place to the old ones, we class it az a new groond!

Wembley's pitch and stands are in the same place az they were before it woz rebuilt, so it izn't a new groond!('NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' rule 37 B!)

OLD AND NEW WEMBLEY SUPER IMPOSED(Yoo can fit the old one inside the new one!)