Anyone want a frozen six pack of penises?

The Peni Ice Tray is a definite addition to any freezer! The penises are small but realistic in appearance. They are fun to use as foreplay or just for laughs. They work well with water, Kool-Aide, and Jello but not so well with pudding.

When I received notification that I had been assigned the Peni Ice Tray, I couldn't wait to get it. I thought “how much fun can I have with them”? Having already written a review of the heart ice trays, I wanted this review to be unique. There are so many things you can do with the peni trays to be a little more naughty than with the hearts. When I told my hubby what was coming, his comment was “make sure you put them in your glass and not mine"!

When they arrived, I washed them up using warm water and a regular dish detergent. This is a single plastic tray with six penises approximately one inch each. Each penis has a set of balls, a shaft, and a head.

Hubby was at work, so I decided to start the fun without him. I poured pink lemonade in them and stuck them in the freezer. It only took a couple of hours and I had six stiff, hard, pink penises. Now what can you do with six penises at one time! Actually, I put them in a bowel and stuck them in the freezer for later use.

I took the tray, washed it out and sprayed it lightly with a non stick spray. I poured strawberry Jello into the trays and put them in the refrigerator. Within two hours, the Jello was set and I took them out. I twisted the trays slightly and the penises popped right out. Jello really does wiggle and I had six wiggling penises on the plate. They were all jiggling and wiggling and I cracked up. I also set them back in the refrigerator for later and proceeded to wash the trays again.

Next, I sprayed the trays again with non stick spray and poured some instant pudding in them. I didn't have very good luck with pudding on the heart shaped ice trays but thought I would give these a try. I used pistachio pudding (to add a little nuts to the mixture). After about three hours, the pudding looked like it was set so I took the trays out, turned them upside down, and twisted it. These penises flopped out on the plate and quickly lost their shape. They all just ran together and were a big blob of green “want-a-be” penises.

When hubby got home from work, the real fun began. I started with the ice penises. I placed them in a glass (mine) and acted as nonchalant as I could. When we sat down to eat, I took one of the cubes in my mouth and set the glass down. The balls part of the cube was sticking out of my mouth and when hubby looked up, he about choked. I sucked on the penis until my mouth began numb. The ice really lasted for quiet some time. I finally had to put it back in the glass and let my mouth warm up. I had other ideas about what I could do with my cold mouth but we were eating dinner. As a desert, I got some of the Jello penises out and put them in two bowls. When I sat it in front of hubby, he said there was no way he was going to eat that. I proceeded to eat mine and they were jiggling around in the bowl. It was hard to catch them and it was too funny trying. Then I showed him the pudding blob and told him that was what happens when you don't take care of your penis- it gets green and runny!

These cubes would be great for a Bachelorette party, a girls get together, or a fun evening with your partner. They are quick and easy to use, and just as easy to clean up after use.

Experience

I have used these trays several times and have laughed with the results more than once. They are fun to have around and have added some fun to our foreplay time.

Follow-up commentaryI still like it3 months after original review

I still use these trays and keep a small supply of penises in the freezer. I prefer to use Kool-Aid with them as they are more fun to suck on. I have used jello several times just because they are fun to watch jiggle around. Hubby still refuses to eat them himself but really enjoys watching me. The tray has held up well after numerous washings and using it repeatedly.

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Mamastoys(Eden Advanced reviewer)With age comes knowledge and experience.