I was riding my bike downtown when I got "the urge". I must have been 15 at the time, so it was easily 11-12 years ago. But yeah, I did the old "sit on your heel" thing to keep everything in place, but... damn.

I did the "I just shit on myself" limp/walk to a pizza joint/metal venue about two blocks away and did away with my underwear in their toilet. I swear it must have taken me 20-30 minutes to clean up all of that doodoo. And you know my ass was beet red from all that chaffin' on the way. Awful.

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and yea, adrianwar started out as failing... but has redeemed himself IMO. n00bs should take note that it IS possible to release yourself from reject limbo by the creation of a thread such as this.

I showed mom thread. She told me when i was a kid, i'd make this puckered up face in kmart, take off running. You know those circular clothe racks that have a space on the inside? Well umm yeah, apparently that's where i did my business.

No my friend's brother wins. I heard when he was about three, (remember, being bathed by his mother) that he took a shit in the bath by accident, got a fright, lifted it up, and hurled it across the room where it splattered all over the wall. Poor mother must have been traumatised.

I was in the pool at the hardrock hotel in orlando and I was just swimming along minding my own business, then I look down, and saw a nice little leaf a floatin. So I went to scoop out the little leaf and then after it was in my hand I had realized it was not a leaf and indeed a piece of shit.

I was in the pool at the hardrock hotel in orlando and I was just swimming along minding my own business, then I look down, and saw a nice little leaf a floatin. So I went to scoop out the little leaf and then after it was in my hand I had realized it was not a leaf and indeed a piece of shit.

I must of washed my hands for an hour straight.

thats fucked up man!!!!
When I was like 10 years old, I swam behind one of those little fucking waterfall grotto type things at the hard rock las vegas and there was a solid logashit just chillin there! FUCK THAT! FUCK HARD ROCK!

Not really shit related, but I remember going down to this swimming pool and they had to get everyone out of the pool because a huge group of drunk guys pissed and dumped buckets of piss in it, making the water turn purple.

When I was a junior in high school, I witnessed a freshman shit his pants while going for an overhead at the net (lol, tennis). The shit just splattered all over the fucking tennis court, and all I could do was laugh uncontrollably.

Dude when I was like 12, I got rediculously sick. I had diahrea and I was nausous so I was taking a shit, and I grabbed a bowl to puke in. Well I was done shitting, so I flushed, wiped my ass and left. I left the bucket there because I knew Id be back. So about 10 minutes later I gag and so I run into the bathroom, skid on my knees to the bowl, throw up like a gallon of puke and I guess the pressure made me shit. I turned around and there was fresh diahrea on my bathroom wall. It was awesome, I was proud.

Me and my friend went out into this forest in the middle of winter a few years back. We were a half mile from any civilization and in the snow that is a long walk. Well my friend had to shit so he goes around this little bush and tells me to turn around. So I was like alright be quick. So then he shouts some crazy word and throws a snowball at me. It turns out he used the snowball to wipe his ass.

Not really shit related, but I remember going down to this swimming pool and they had to get everyone out of the pool because a huge group of drunk guys pissed and dumped buckets of piss in it, making the water turn purple.

haha on the topic of shit.... my friend told me of a college story about his drunk room mate passing out in some chicks bed. needless to say he shit all over the place, but luckily woke up before the chick, he then preceeded to wipe some of the shit in the girls underwear so she herself would think she did it, pretty smart imo.

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when i went to blow the mixture of being nervous and being slightly drunk was enough to cause me to suck instead of blow.

haha on the topic of shit.... my friend told me of a college story about his drunk room mate passing out in some chicks bed. needless to say he shit all over the place, but luckily woke up before the chick, he then preceeded to wipe some of the shit in the girls underwear so she herself would think she did it, pretty smart imo.

i had a baseball coach in high school that told us a great shit story from one of his co-workers at his other job. the guy and his wife were kinda kinky in bed and whatnot and decided to try anal beads. the guy puts them in his wife's ass, takes them out, no problems. well she puts them in his ass, and she pulled them out to fast and as the guy says (he has a stuttering problem) "i sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shit-shit all over her f-f-f-f-aacceee." i almost died laughing upon hearing this shit story.

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Hey, do you guys know what kind of pants Paul wears when on stage. I just really like his tone (especially on Alaska), and I want to get as close to that as I can when I sit in my room and play BTBAM songs by myself.

Hey, do you guys know what kind of pants Paul wears when on stage. I just really like his tone (especially on Alaska), and I want to get as close to that as I can when I sit in my room and play BTBAM songs by myself.