- Memories of olden times that bring a tear to the eye, like sawdust fi a passing Anderson's lorry.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Brekkin: Miracle in Beef Extract

The holy iconic image i Geets hus appeared ti a wummin in Cadzow Crescent the nicht, this time in the erse-end i a jar i marmite. The near photo-quality apparation i the workshy Bronx legend appeared is she wis aboot ti make a piece fur her man. Analysts say the appearance i the image, coinciding wi the current economic downturn, could signal that North Korea is indeed serious aboot its plans fur a nuclear holocaust.

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This site wis set up by a group i bored thirtysumhings who grew up thegithir in Bo'ness, a quaint former whaling port and mining town oan the banks i the Michty River Forth windin thru the Glens i Scotland. The site is carefully worded in the Bo'ness dialect - please let us ken (know) if u canny understaun it afore breengin in. Be shair ti look it the comments under each poast - they are usually funnier than the stuff we pit up, and feel free ti poast yir ain!! We especially want ti hear fi aw they local petrochemical 'workers' who dae nuhin bit read this site n watch porn oan the nicht shift, in between turning a couple i valves n takin a fly heid doon.