It looks like Britney Spears has finally figured out a way to get our attention off of the wonky nipples that always seem to follow her around, she distracts us with her disgusting thigh. Here she is out the other day in a pair of short shorts looking like she's swinging a pillow case filled with cottage cheese. Sick. Alright, so it's only in that one picture, but you see what I mean. The worst part is, we still see those nipples pointing all over the place. Well done.