Someone Decided There Should Be a Totoro Spandex Body Suit And We Have No Idea Why

When you see the word “Totoro,” you have expectations – the cute and cuddly kind. The Totoro I know is soft and huggable, and you want him to be your best friend. But this?! A lycra spandex version of the character? Too much. My eyes hate me right now (and yours probably do too).

The full Zentai suit has Totoro’s markings but none of the charm. Frankly, it gives me the creeps.