Monday, August 28, 2006

A wise person once said that "the more you stir it, the more it stinks."
This blog does not approve of offensive smells.

Yesterday the Mistress Master told me I should let Democracy run free in my blog for a while. Since I am not allowed to question Mistress Master's orders, I immediately complied.
Apparently today the Mistress Master got fed up with all the "wings" floating free around here and ordered me to reinstall Bracutacracia on this blog. Once again, I am not allowed to question her orders and I must obey, because her wish is my command.
Henceforth, from this point onwards and until further notice, Bracutacracia once again rules this blog.

She also said I should start writing about butterflies. Now, seeing as apparently today I turned stupid and lost my brains somewhere, I couldn't decide whether she meant the real thing as in butterflies:

There once was a fly who wanted some butterShe flew and flew in search of her butterWhen she finally found it A butterfly was siting on top of it"Oh Ms. Butterfly, can I please have some butter?""No!" the butterfly answered, "this butter is all mine!"So the fly went home all heartbrokenBut then she went online and found outBracuta had posted about her perilsAnd she was all happy again!

See? I can be silly sometimes as well!(sometimes I even crack myself up)

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That's what happens when you don't use Orange...Butt hair that flies??? Oh dear, now I have to make up a poem about them? And where the hell am I going to find a picture of flying butt hair???*plop*

Lemme see...

There once was some hairThat lived in a crackSometimes dirtySometimes dryWhen wind came outThe hair collapsedThey decided to rebelAnd went on a strikeThe hair got pissedAnd decided to flyThey got on an airplaneAnd went to Dubai!

(if Mr. Walters could see me now! so much money wasted on good education...)

Nothing better than a little comic relief after some drama.I love it when you go all comic and sarcastic. It just shows us how multitalented you are.Hooray for butterflies, butter, flies and butt hair that flies!Ha ha ha!