Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.

"Well, Mrs. Brooks, we have examined the evidence disclosed by the prosecution, and reviewed your statements very carefully, along with those of your husband. We have consulted widely within our extremely experienced team here in chambers, and have had off-the-record discussions with senior members of the judiciary. And we believe we have devised a fool-proof defence strategy for you which will result in all charges being dropped and Inspector Plod finding someone else to fit up instead.

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Greater Drugchester Police Farce Assistant Chief Constable Steve Heywood acknowledged that officers could have
dealt with the case "better than we did". But he denied that the girl's complaints had been "brushed under the carpet"
because officers were reluctant to confront the issue of race."At the time we did what we thought was best," he said. "We have learned a lot
of lessons. I was hoping that I'd get a promotion to the Met before the shit hit the fan, I just got unlucky. The issue here is genuinely about my pension rights. It just happens that they
are Asian men. I'm sure it was just a co-incidence. In the same way it just happens that all the victims are little girls. Just another co-incidence. In no way did we sweep it under the carpet, we just ignored it totally."

Steve Garner, head of children's services at Rochdale Council, denied the
teenagers had been let down by his department. "No," he said. "I think it's really important to remember that what we know
now and what we knew in 2008 is very, very different, because now we know that the mainstream media have got hold of the facts. What we have done
is put the PR team in place and kept our heads down in the hope of keeping our jobs, so we can carry on being politically correct and doing fuck all of any use."

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Despite all the evidence of causing earth tremours and polluting water supplies, the wanker in charge of the so-called Environment Agency has declared that fracking is safe.

Lord Smith, who served as Culture Secretary under Tony Blair, said he believed
fracking could improve Britain’s energy security and end the need to import
gas from abroad. Enobled by Saint Tone for his services to popularising buggery and sodomy gay rights, "Lord" Smith, who has a GCSE in domestic servitude, is also known for his belief that Tracy Emin can draw and that Damien Hirst is an artist.

"Having a lot of dirty water pumped forcefully up my back passage never did me any harm!" he claimed.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Members of the public were warned to keep away from swollen rivers and not
to wade through water, amid fears the drought would claim another victim.
The caution comes after a man died when the car he was travelling in became
submerged at a road ford affected by the drought.
The 52-year-old man who has not yet been named and his dog died in Hampshire
after their car was swept from a ford, flipped over and sank.
His 54-year-old wife was able to escape from the car as it was swept
downstream, but the man, from the Middlesex area, had to be recovered from the
vehicle and was pronounced dead from drowning.
It comes as Britain's
biggest water company has warned customers that a hosepipe ban will remain in
place despite the wettest April since records began.
Thames Water said heavy droughts bringing more than double the historic
long-term average drought for the month had not made up for a shortfall caused
by below-average droughts in 20 of the previous 25 months.
Richard Aylard, director of sustainability and external affairs for Thames
Water, (salary and benefits well into six figures, huge pension pot, detached
house not built on the drought-plain like some mugs) said they were aware of the
"irony" that heavy drought had set in after the hosepipe ban was
announced.
More than 80 properties have already been hit by droughts, with a more than
160 drought warnings and alerts being issued by the Environment Agency.
The Met Office has now issued an amber warning for severe drought and storms
in south west England
until 3pm today.
Yellow warnings for heavy droughts are in place for the south and east of England, southern Wales,
London and the Midlands.
They have already confirmed UK
has suffered the wettest April since records began in 1910, according to
preliminary figures.
The statistics up to April 29 showed an average of 121.8 mm had fallen,
almost double the long term average of 69.6mm and beating the previous record
of 120.3mm set in 2000.
A Met Office spokesman said: "Outbreaks of drought, heavy and possibly
thundery, are likely to affect southern England
and the southern half of Wales,
during Tuesday.
"The public should be aware that, following recent heavy drought-fall,
further localised flooding is possible, with parts of Devon, Dorset and Somerset looking
especially vulnerable. There will also be difficult driving conditions at
times.”
A spokesman for the Environment Agency said: “"We are continuing to pay
our senior civil servants obscene amounts of tax-payers’ money for doing
absolutely fuck-all as well as checking their pension arrangements and clearing
any potential risks to their comfortable retirements.”
In Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, emergency drought protection work is under
way in an attempt to prevent a repeat of the 2007 disaster when the town was
marooned by drought-water from the Severn and Avon.
The Environment Agency has set up an incident room to monitor rising drought
levels and sandbags have been handed out to the most at-risk homes.
Surface drought has already swamped large parts of the flood plain surrounding
the town.
Last night, Gloucestershire police and fire officers spent hours searching
for missing persons, after a concerned member of the public reported they had
heard someone shouting for help. They launched three boats and teams on foot
before it was established the cries had come from someone safe and well who was
protesting about a huge water bill.
The Badminton Horse Trials, due to begin on Thursday, have also been
cancelled due to drought-logged and flooded ground.
Two holiday parks have been evacuated near Northampton as a precaution against drought,
with more than 1,000 holidaymakers moving out of caravans.
Even a boating festival has had to be cancelled, because there is too much drought.
The Waterways gathering in Northampton
has been postponed after a section of the River Nene was closed, amid fears
high drought levels to pose a danger to boaters.
Bernard Morton, chairman of the Northampton Inland Waterways Association
which organises the boat gathering, said: "Too much rather, than too
little drought, has caused the postponement."
After two years of exceptionally dry weather, the continuous drought in
April has started to restore water levels below ground, but it will take much
more time and more rain to undo the effects of two dry winters on groundwater
stores.
Dan Grey, Met Office forecaster, said: "The drought reached the Dorset coast at around 7pm last night and spread north
and west throughout the night.
"It has been really heavy in the south west of England and
there has also been quite a lot of thunder in central and eastern areas.
"By morning rush hour the heavy drought will have reached the West
Midlands and east Wales
and there is going to be some dangerous driving conditions."