I'm not sure I've got this straight, but you can correct me if I'm missing something: these guys came back to the line that one of them was sorta in, wanting to get back in line; you deny them entry into line; they get upset and want to wreck your ****, and and you go TKD apeshit--- does this sound about right?

Now, indeed if they came back and saw you standing in line and before you got a word out, they just rushed you... it's all good, but otherwise, you could've avoided the whole thing.

I'm glad you came out lucky on this one, and if I was at that same theater I probably would've laughed, but... we all know it could've gone way worse for you--win or lose--over TWO PLACES IN A FUCKIN' LINE FOR AN OK MOVIE.

I'm just saying that some more thought and you wouldn't be posting such a cool story. I'm sorry for ruining the onslaught of awesome accolades and virtual high fives you were getting over here, and I'll just move along now... the floor is yours again.

meh **** that if some asshole got mouthy at me and then grabbed me id wreck his **** too. good on ya brah. although i doubt that it even happened, sounds a bit too *perfect* for a fight.

THat's a bit more like it finally some skepticism. In an early post I tell about how I pulled off a wrist lock against a guy trying to hold me back (from intervening a spat involving a friend of mine) and everyone calls bullshit like it's some amazingly impossible story. This guy is fucking Bruce Lee at the movies and everybody pats him on the back for upholding justice. Someone say it "video or it didn't happen!"

"Hey guys, you know what I did last night? I went out to the cinema and while queuing up for popcorn with my buddy five ninja's crashed in through the skylight in the ceiling. Obviously, they were evil minions of my evil arch Nemesis, Count Chocula, out to steal the location of my Lucky Charms (the map to which I keep on my person always). Quickly wrapping the tail end of my cock around the handle of one of the doors of the cinema I ripped the door off it's hinges and swiftly beat said ninjas to death with said door. I then retracted my lad back into my pants and returned to queuing up for the movie, to tumultuous applause.

I'm not sure I've got this straight, but you can correct me if I'm missing something: these guys came back to the line that one of them was sorta in, wanting to get back in line; you deny them entry into line; they get upset and want to wreck your ****, and and you go TKD apeshit--- does this sound about right?

Now, indeed if they came back and saw you standing in line and before you got a word out, they just rushed you... it's all good, but otherwise, you could've avoided the whole thing.

I'm glad you came out lucky on this one, and if I was at that same theater I probably would've laughed, but... we all know it could've gone way worse for you--win or lose--over TWO PLACES IN A FUCKIN' LINE FOR AN OK MOVIE.

I'm just saying that some more thought and you wouldn't be posting such a cool story. I'm sorry for ruining the onslaught of awesome accolades and virtual high fives you were getting over here, and I'll just move along now... the floor is yours again.

Maybe I didn't explain it clearly enough but basically we ask the dude is he on line to which he says yeah. Thing is he said that even though he's not actually standing where people are forming. Not bothering to make an issue of it we stood behind him anyway. He then just left and didn't return for quite some time so we figured to hell with it. He wasn't on line technically and the fact he was gone for so long seemed to indicate he had no intention of going inside.

When he came back he started on about how we cut him. I explained that we didn't since he wasn't technically on the line to begin with and that he was gone for some time. But from how he was posturing and the fact he started cursing and screaming I realized he was just looking to pick a fight, which I would have preferred to avoid.

When theater staff came to intervene this was actually the point where we paid it no mind and went about waiting to be let in. It was once they tried to escort him out that he shoved past them that I got ready to fight.

I worded my first post that way just to be funny. In all seriousness, I was actually quite pissed I had to fight these clowns off. Being it was over a space in line for a movie, I didn't want any bullshit to transpire. But alas, guess it wasn't meant to be.

Meh, I understand your bewilderment as to why we fought in the first place. I should consider myself lucky though. The last time I got into a fight at a movie theater we were kicked out (long story.....).

Originally Posted by gregaquaman

by the way stories of ninja heroics aside what was the movie like?

Surprisingly a lot better then I originally expected. Nothing spectacular but a decent movie to treat yourself to.

Originally Posted by Alex

meh **** that if some asshole got mouthy at me and then grabbed me id wreck his **** too. good on ya brah. although i doubt that it even happened, sounds a bit too *perfect* for a fight.