A
husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an
ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate
cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says:
"What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did
you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's
really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck
parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest
houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice
tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came
along."