There's a Girls porn parody now, because of course there is

Hustler has announced plans to release its own Girlsporn parody, prompting those who might care to shrug their shoulders and mumble, “wow, how did that not exist already?” This Ain’t Girls XXXreportedly stays very true to the original series, with its “provocative” tone and “very well written” dialog, the existence of which already marks it as different from most skin flicks.

Actor Richie Calhoun, who plays the Adam Driver character in This Ain’t Girls, says that while he’s not a fan of the original Girls, he did everything he could to make the parody “as weird as possible,” which apparently means saying “really weird things” and doing “really weird positions.” Faux-Hannah apparently dabbles in lesbianism in the film and there’s a candy ball gag involved, but no Cabbage Patch Kids lunchbox, so let’s call the whole thing a draw.