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Hahaha we had a meme like that in israel.
his name was "samson the hero".
He was a crazy drunk guy that lived on the street at the market in bith lehem.
And would brake out in songs about how he will kill nazis and shit and bark at dogs.
People started to come over there just to talk to him and post it on the internet.

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Hahaha we had a meme like that in israel.
his name was "samson the hero".
He was a crazy drunk guy that lived on the street at the market in bith lehem.
And would brake out in songs about how he will kill nazis and shit and bark at dogs.
People started to come over there just to talk to him and post it on the internet.

Samson: "!!??!?!?! ASS !!!"
The other guy: "But why are you crying sanson ?"
Samson: "He threw me away ! when i used to work !"
Other guy: "Who ?"
Samson: "Me ! i used to work ! He threw me out the son of a bi... !?!?!?... ?!?! The bai-babies ... i raised him... He wants to berry me."
Other guy: "Sing like this:"
"I had a..."
*waiting for him to sing*

THE SONG:

I had krrrrrr
I don't have anymore krrrr
I'm all out of krrrrr
I am god.
I can beat the whole world.
I will destroy the entire world !
I will destroy everyone !
All the Germans !
Wai kai lah le kai la lai lah lai la leh kai lah lai lah lai la lah...
I will destroy the entire world !
Tomorrow i am going to the beach !
To pick up the world.
I'm tired of the world.
They owe me a million shekels !
But they won't ?!!?!?
And all the Germans are laughing at me.
They owe me a million shekels !
But they won't ?!!?!?
And i'm begging for hand outs.
And hitler never begged for hand outs.
I will destroy the entire world !
Tomorrow i am going to the beach !
Because the bank was closed.
And i don't give a fuck about two thousand shekels.
And after that they want water and electricity and rent.
And there is an entire dick up my ass.
*Snort*
And Samson the hero.
Samson will destroy all of the...

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Samson: "!!??!?!?! ASS !!!"
The other guy: "But why are you crying sanson ?"
Samson: "He threw me away ! when i used to work !"
Other guy: "Who ?"
Samson: "Me ! i used to work ! He threw me out the son of a bi... !?!?!?... ?!?! The bai-babies ... i raised him... He wants to berry me."
Other guy: "Sing like this:"
"I had a..."
*waiting for him to sing*

THE SONG:

I had krrrrrr
I don't have anymore krrrr
I'm all out of krrrrr
I am god.
I can beat the whole world.
I will destroy the entire world !
I will destroy everyone !
All the Germans !
Wai kai lah le kai la lai lah lai la leh kai lah lai lah lai la lah...
I will destroy the entire world !
Tomorrow i am going to the beach !
To pick up the world.
I'm tired of the world.
They owe me a million shekels !
But they won't ?!!?!?
And all the Germans are laughing at me.
They owe me a million shekels !
But they won't ?!!?!?
And i'm begging for hand outs.
And hitler never begged for hand outs.
I will destroy the entire world !
Tomorrow i am going to the beach !
Because the bank was closed.
And i don't give a fuck about two thousand shekels.
And after that they want water and electricity and rent.
And there is an entire dick up my ass.
*Snort*
And Samson the hero.
Samson will destroy all of the...