Do you ever throw out food as soon as it hits the expiration date?? Well, we've always heard that a lot of the time those dates aren't really regulated by the FDA — but rather the companies trying to get you back in a store to buy more!

And it sounds like we aren't the only ones who know that, because former president of Trader Joe'sDoug Rauch is launching The Daily Table, a grocery store and restaurant in Dorchester, Massachusetts, that will offer nutritious, inexpensive food!

Jessica Simpson reportedly got quite the taste of humble pie recently when she attempted to use her star power for special treatment while renewing her license at the DMV - and was shot down by one of the badass bitches employed at the hell on Earth.

According to a witness:

"Jessica didn't want to sit with the average Joes who were ahead of her. So she went to the front desk and asked in a low voice if she could have access to a private room while waiting for her number to be called. The no-nonsense female staffer answered Jessica in a loud, forceful voice, saying, 'Miss Simpson, we didn't do that for the governor and we certainly aren't doing it for you!' Jessica pouted and scowled as she sat with her arms folded and stared straight ahead, kicking her foot. But hopefully she learned two big lessons - everyone gets treated the same way at the DMV and next time, MAKE AN APPOINTMENT!"

Burn! Talk about HUMILIATING!

We would have been MORTIFIED!

But then again, just as the witness pointed out…we also would have been smart enough to make an appointment!

That's the only way you can EVER get anything done there!

Hopefully gurlfriend will think twice the next time she considers using her celeb status to get special treatment!

The brother of Michael Jackson is stuck in Africa and cannot come back to the U.S. until he pays what he owes in child support - which is nearly $100,000!

During his trip to Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, Africa, Jermaine's passport expired. However, he was unable to renew it because of the 2008 order his baby momma Alejandra took out, which required him to pay $3,000 in child support.

Jermaine hasn't paid up and under California law, if someone owes more than $2,500 a month in child support, the State Department of Child Support Services automatically informs the FBI of the delinquency, which then flags the person's passport. If the passport expires, it will not be renewed until the debt is paid.

He will not be able to renew his passport until he pays his child support.

Sources say that the American Embassy will issue temporary papers to a U.S. citizen in special circumstances, but as for now, Jermaine is stuck.

He may not be getting rid of everyone at once, but it looks like he might be starting where he can!

There are rumored to be some major shake-ups on American Idol next season now that Nigel Lythgoe is in talks to return as executive producer. There are rumblings that he wants to dismantle the judges panel and start from scratch, but as we mentioned, he can't do that because of Ellen and Randy's contracts.

But that does leave Kara DioGuardi, who is the only judge signed year-to-year, and that means that she could be getting the boot!

Nigel allegedly wants to take over Simon's spot as the judge, and if they can't find a fourth that he deems appropriate, sources are claiming that he'll return the format to just three!

Wow! Looks like this guy ain't messing around!

But maybe this is exactly what the show needs - especially after the BOOOORING, tired last season, it needs some new energy - even if that means losing some of the useless familiar!

Zayn previewed the duet by posting a black and white pic of himself with Swifty on his Instagram -- but hey, she is bestiez with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, so it wouldn't be unusual that they hang out... But collab?!