Frank Miller, the writer/artist behind the Sin City series and 300, recently blasted the Occupy Wall Street movement on his blog, saying that the only way OWS could be called a “movement” is if the word “bowel” preceded it. Please keep in mind that Frank Miller is also the reason we have phrase “the g*****n […]

Mayor Bloomberg had an eventful Tuesday morning. Evidently, he and the Brookfield Office Properties thought they could simply kick a bunch hippies of “their lawn” and call it a “fall cleaning” and as such were slapped with a restraining order after evicting the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Zuccotti Park earlier in dark of the […]

So what does a former first kid do after spending eight years living in a shiny white house? Heck what does any high profile political progeny do once they reach adulthood? Well, after exhausting their time at a $12 billion dollar hedge fund group that supported their father’s political party and other such employment opportunities, […]

While giving a speech on a campaign stop in South Carolina last Thursday, presidential hopeful Michelle Bachmann clashed with the voices that had been haunting her dreams for two months: The Occupy Wall Street human microphone. During Ms. Bachmann’s lecture on foreign policy, about ten Occupy Wall Street protestors stood and began a prepared statement, […]

Occupy Wall Street will never become Main Street. The problem with the movement is that its slogan always is, “Something is wrong but I don’t know what!” It’s time to figure out the “what.” Is it more taxes? If so, to whom? When? What about just cutting loopholes? Generating revenue is tricky, but someone’s gotta […]

Conservative ideals produce virile strong men and liberal ideals produce wussy effeminate mama’s boys according to comedian and Gérard Depardieu stunt double Brad Stine. And with new statistics to back nothing up like the fact that more and more fully grown men are living at home with their parents Stine has concluded that the “wussification […]

When someone offers Skittles, eight is really the ideal serving size. Less than that and you sort of feel cheated by the Corn Syrup Gods. However, this can be remedied by maintaining eye contact with the not-so-generous Skittle bag bearer, refusing to withdrawal your outstretched hand and solemnly declaring in a hushed tone, “Dude, I […]

Halloween is scary, scary night, which is why it was imperative for The Daily Show host Jon Stewart to ditch his clearly tough-as-nails kids and head on over to Rockefeller Center to be by the side of NBC news anchor Brian Williams as Mr. Willliams premiered his new show Rock Center. Evidently, Mr. Williams was […]

Glenn Beck must think that Wall Street bankers are like evil despots who cruelly suppress the plebs they rule over with their gilded iron fists sculpted to crush US fighter planes. On his radio show Monday, Beck predicted the death of Gaddafi would be played out on the streets of America somewhere at the hands […]

Oh, Geraldo. You know just what to say. First you flatter, then you tease, then you nail yourself in your arse. Geraldo Rivera at OWS: “Before I say goodnight, I want to end with a couple of statements here about what’s happening in Zuccotti Park (guy waves newspaper in front of camera). The crowd is […]