Inappropriate Humor | Because You Hardly Find Something That's Both Funny and Appropriate

Little Anthony's Weiner has been up to no good. The past few weeks have been some of the most entertaining, as we've seen an extreme liberal, who's bombastic antics have propelled him as a favorite to the left (though, now they're hanging him out to dry), emerge as a certifiable pervert to the likes of Keith Olbermann. As Weiner enjoys his stint in rehab for, well, nobody knows for what, one of his sexting pals, mega babe and porn star Ginger Lee, took to the podium to share her innocence. Right by her side was none other than the biggest whore of them all, including women in the adult entertainment business, attorney and crackpot Gloria Allred.

I DID NOT SEXT ANTHONY WEINER

To be clear, there was no reason for Ginger Lee or Gloria Allred to have a live girl-on-girl scene in front of the press. But hey, we learned a little bit more about Anthony Weiner, which is always helpful. This threesome is quite the package deal: a hot babe, a whore attorney that would murder cows on the way to speak at a PETA conference and a liberal pervert that lacks a package, but makes up for it in his amazing locker room, one-handed photography. It turns out that Weiner instructed Lee on how to handle the media, which she claimed to ignore. His advice was probably better than hiring Gloria Allred.

The porn star wanted to set the record straight - this was needed, as everyone was very concerned about her well-being. Ginger Lee stuck to her script and played the victim card in an odd way, though, she claimed to want to avoid publicity [video below]. Hey Ginger, great job choosing Gloria - you'll slide right under the radar! Allred had her play on the angle that she's retired from taking two peters at once and is now just a feature dancer that's studying to become a real estate agent - the American dream!

Weiner has been silent for the past few days since the announcement that he was seeking professional help, which has allowed for some incredible photos to leak of this serious pervert. One of the photos obtained by the National Enquirer shows little Weiner dolled up in women's clothing - tights and a sports bra - when he was in high school. We're at the point where we don't even care about the explanation.

What's great is how Ginger Lee explained that most of her sexts with little Anthony Weiner were about politics, but Weiner somehow managed to bring the attention back to himself and his package. Yes, he's obsessed with his schmekel, if you didn't notice from the photos.

"I have wardrobe demands too. I need to highlight my package."

We don't demand that Weiner resigns; we want this pervert to be the face of the mental disorder known as liberalism. Our demand is that we see the transcripts of his sexting because it could be some of the most hilarious and inappropriate content in recent history.

Fortunately, Ginger Lee is no longer unemployed. She's stripping tonight and tomorrow at an Atlanta strip club and is raking in three times her average rate. The club's showcase poster is priceless, as is this situation.