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Thursday, March 08, 2018

Men! Don't Ruin A Woman's Life By Marrying Her!

Haven't
you noticed how miserable husbands make wives?

Wives constantly
complain about their husbands.

They complain about their husbands to the husbands. They complain about their husbands to their therapists and counselors. They complain about their husbands to their family. They complain about their husbands to their neighbors. They complain about their husbands to their friends. They complain about their husbands on social media. They complain about their husbands on daytime television gabfests. They complain about their husbands in so many television advertisements.

Don't burden her with your frivolity, guys. Don't marry her so she doesn't have to see it.

3. “We have the same arguments every day.”

How dare you not just go along with whatever she wants today, guys? If you don't marry her, she won't have to argue with you.

4. “He drinks too much.”

She shouldn't have to see that, guys. Stay unmarried and go drinking with your buddies.

5. “His family drives me nuts.”

Don't give her in-laws to deal with by marrying her, guys.

6. “He brings too much junk food into the house.”

If you're not living with her, you won't be bringing junk food into her house.

7. “He doesn’t know anything about the kids.”

Don't bother her by being around but not knowing the details, guy!

8. “He always wants to have sex.”

Guys, how can you ruin her life by wanting to sex with her so much? Stay unmarried so you can divide your advances among multiple women. And you're not good enough in bed.

9. “The credit card statement is always a surprise.”

You're buying stuff without her approval?!? Don't marry her and she won't get the credit card statements.

10. “A little appreciation would be nice.”

Men, don't marry her and prevent all those other guys from expressing their appreciation for her. Half of your income is NOT demonstrating enough appreciation. You don't show your appreciation, you don't romance her. Let her be romanced and pursued by better men than you.

Husbands do everything wrong! Even your sense of humor becomes less effective once you are a husband. So don't be a husband.

Husbands often don't earn enough.
Husbands often spend too much time at work.
Husbands are too whiny and dramatic when they get sick.

So don't be a husband. Don't marry a woman and ruin her life.

Wives are far more likely to
file for divorce than husbands, clearly because husbands are so likely to be burdens on her, and women have so many complaints about their ex husbands.

DON'T DO THAT TO A WOMAN. Be a nice guy by saving her from the hassles and drudgery and
annoyances and burdens husbands bring by NOT marrying her, and NOT moving in together. Otherwise, her sighs might give her breathing problems, and eye rolls might give her vision problems.

Show that you respect her, especially as an equal, by honoring the fact that she doesn't need a man, that she can do everything you can do, that she can do it on her own, and that she's strong and independent, by NOT becoming a husband.

DON'T RUIN A WOMAN'S LIFE BY MARRYING HER.

Now, she might still want a wedding. But what is it she really wants? She wants a series of parties that she plans and controls and that are about her. If you want to give that to woman, you can mark a birthday of hers with a series of such parties, and if you really want, you can gift her a diamond ring and a nice vacation, too. You can do that and pay for all of that and you can do it without becoming a husband.

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