PHOTOS: Lady Gaga did a lot of drugs

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Lady Gaga recently confessed on a radio show that she did a lot of drugs. "What a surprise," said no one, ever. We love Mother Monster, but her wardrobe choices are proof positive that she has overindulged in mind-altering narcotics.

Do I have broccoli in my teeth? Um, no. But you do have some sort of large, exotic bird atop your head. In her radio interview with Eric Duran on New York Z100, Lady Gaga admitted she got addicted to weed and had to stop. Some of the things she steps out of the house in makes us wonder if she did permanent damage to the part of her brain that handles logic and good reason.

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Look, someone got bored and decided to shampoo and blow-dry her Barbie doll. Oh, wait — that's Gaga on the red carpet looking like the Bride of Chucky. Have you ever marveled at Gaga's stunning collection of wigs and then got creeped out wondering what her closet must look like?

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See kids, this is what happens when you do too many drugs. You get spacey. Then you put on a flight suit. Then Us Weekly prints a story revealing that you're going to sing in outer space and your fans believe it because of all the other bizarre things you do.

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Here, Mother Monster proudly poses in front of a sculpture of herself giving birth to what appears to be one of those big, weird glass globes that people put in their gardens. Be warned — when you abuse drugs things like this sculpture, and those glasses on Gaga's face, make perfect sense.

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This costume is the lovechild of Catwoman and The Lone Ranger. Gaga told Duran, "I have to be high to be creative." That may go a long way in explaining why Gaga's world is just one big Halloween party where you get to dress up in cool costumes every day.

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Does this flying dress make my head look fat? What woman wouldn't love a dress that could get her around the house and office a little faster? Like many drug-induced ideas (which we're guessing this is), this one loses its luster when you look at it from a practicality standpoint. That thing is never going to fit through the minivan door and who wants to be the only woman in the produce aisle checking avocados for ripeness while wearing this thing?