Thursday, June 03, 2010

Driving Miss Daisy

Hey!Are you an old Japanese lady? Can you barely walk? Do you like tacos? Then I've got an offer for you...a free* shuttle service!

Exciting trips include:Taking you to the doctor!Going to the Japanese market!Picking up your high blood pressure meds!Driving you to lunch with your friends at faux-asian eating establishments!Driving through gang territory for the best tacos in L.A.!

Call: "Jenn's - Old Lady Shuttle Service" for details!

Fine print:1. *Payment accepted in tacos.2. You must provide your handicap parking card so that I can park near the front of every major facility.3. Gangsta rap will be played on the radio on low volume, but you probably won't be able to hear it without your hearing aid anyway.

Honestly. People think I dream up these comics. They are real. Dropped O.G. off for lunch with her friend - she made me take a picture of them IN FRONT OF THE RESTAURANT.