The awards show that refuses to pander and instead gleefully tears down stars for their epic cinematic failures announced their nominations today. We’re talking, of course, about the Razzies –- the one awards show Lindsay Lohan is guaranteed to dominate when she feels up to making a movie.

The Gala 30th Annual Razzie Awards will be held on Saturday, March 6, a day before the Oscars. And in a surprising and delicious twist, one of the Oscar’s biggest forerunners, Sandra Bullock, is also in the running to take home several Worst-Of awards.

Just how many? “All About Steve” was nominated for Worst Picture of 2009, Bullock was nominated for Worst Actress of 2009, she and Bradley Cooper were nominated for Worst Screen Couple of 2009, director Phil Traill was nominated for Worst Director of 2009, and Kim Barker was nominated for Worst Screenplay of 2009. Bullock’s Golden Globes will just have to make room on the mantle.

Luckily, Bullock wasn’t nominated for Worst Actress of the Decade. That honor will go to Mariah Carey (who could get an Oscar nom for her performance in “Precious”), Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lopez or Madonna.

Ben Affleck, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Rob Schneider and John Travolta will compete for Worst Actor of the Decade.

And it would be kind of sweet if Ben and Jen got another nod for “Gigli.” It would surprise exactly no one if the movie took home the gold for Worst Picture of the Decade (it already won 7 Razzies in 2003).

We’re also happy that someone else noticed the absolute lack of chemistry between any of the “Twilight” saga stars. Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang (their words, not ours) have been nominated for Worst Screen Couple. They could lose out, however, to any two (or more) Jonas Brothers for their work in “The Jonas Brothers: 3-D Concert Experience.”

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