German Thieves Steal $20,710 Worth of Nutella

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In a crime scene straight out of a Disney movie, crooks stole five and a half tons of chocolate-hazelnut heaven from a parked trailer, and they’re now on the loose in the German town of Bad Hersfeld. This pack of villains has previously stolen energy drinks from the same location. It’s unclear whether the thieves plan to sell the contraband on the black market, or spoon it all straight from the container into their mouths in one sitting. Are we sure the criminals aren’t Columbia students studying abroad? [Daily Intelligencer, AP]