tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78191955869743128012018-03-07T14:07:36.585-05:00TNT: Textbooks 'n' ToiletsBandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-89150334422351743512013-01-29T14:22:00.003-05:002013-01-30T14:38:47.787-05:00Pennsylvania ploppings prevent pupils poopingThis story is so roll-on-the-floor uproarious that I'm crossposting this piece to both the 'Pail and the long-neglected TNT, so hang on to your face...
According to the Pottsville Republican & Herald, Mahanoy Area High School in Mahanoy City, Pennsylvania, has been overpowered by toilet troubles lately. Vandalism in the boys' restrooms has become so pervasive that the school will now only issue Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-51492316236810912212012-06-01T01:44:00.002-04:002012-06-01T01:44:59.858-04:00Libraries are schools for adultsDo you think it's a real barrel of laughs when kids act up at school, but you're too old to go to school yourself? Well, there's a place for you! It's called the public library.
The libe is a whole new vista of opportunity for Myoflex-slathered geezers like me who yearn for our youth. Whatever your age or station in life, you can misbehave at the library and witness the hilarious outcome of Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-63106041223084720162011-09-29T21:20:00.001-04:002011-09-29T21:22:24.860-04:00PloptoberfestLadies and gentlemen, high school students of all ages, are you ready for more laughs?It's Cincinnati's Oktoberfest - but we call it Ploptoberfest because the toilets get clogged every single year, without fail. It took place again a couple weeks ago, but it was so damn ploppy that we have to keep the hilarity on the frontburner.In past years, people have thrown pants and beer bottles in the Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-29497178325365670952011-09-24T17:02:00.001-04:002011-09-24T17:06:49.198-04:00Barbecue sauce ruins carpetsI've got a new story here about some high school mischief. Either somebody told me this story the other day, I dreamed it, or I'm just so hopped up on my arthritis medication that I imagined it. Or maybe I just don't give a shit where I heard it.Somebody recently smuggled an old, spoiled, half-full bottle of barbecue sauce into class. They cracked the bottle along the base and secretly placed it Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-732407752842065552011-09-21T21:58:00.001-04:002011-09-21T22:00:06.382-04:00The Last Word's Back-to-School issue!Sometimes funny - but sometimes deadly serious. That's The Last Word, your road atlas to freedom - which I've published since 1993.Now the Back-to-School edition of The Last Word is finally out, and it's a beaut. You'll find these fresh new articles about student issues to be quite informative...http://bunkerblast.info/lastword/lw110921Everything from school uniforms to student court battles to Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-76214630716120400502011-09-15T02:13:00.001-04:002011-09-15T02:13:50.436-04:00Wikipedia got vandalizedI was born too early to enjoy Wikipedia to its full potential. But kids today have handy access to this veritable online library from their school's computer lab.And it shows. They vandalize it daily on school time and using school computers.Just recently, somebody vandalized the Wikipedia entry on potato chips by adding this wordy observation:"I <3 POTATO CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!"They also added this Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-74038013957390747142011-09-09T00:35:00.000-04:002011-09-09T00:36:23.140-04:00A McDonald's floor got peed onHow can a 38-year-old man write a school hijinks blog? The "why" of it simple: I'm doing it because nobody else seems to have one, so I have no competition. But the "how" of it is tougher.What I'm really doing is showing solidarity with today's students. I expect this blog to be viable largely by coasting on my past glories. I'm not in school, but I'm a part of school. I'm in effect an outside Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-21442245931291057572011-09-05T01:53:00.001-04:002011-09-05T01:53:53.844-04:00Fascist rules are made to be broken!Central to this blog is the dictum that rules (especially stupid ones) are sometimes crying out to be broken! And today, your Uncle Tim is gonna teach you how to stand up for your rights at school.
Despite the rain, I went to Riverfest last night to peep the annual fireworks. It's a Cincinnati tradition. And it's also a tradition for me to break one of Riverfest's most idiotic rules. Since Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-45709336620336520652011-09-01T23:36:00.000-04:002011-09-01T23:37:02.349-04:00Another toilet paper fire!Some kid got ARRESTED at school yesterday for setting toilet paper on fire!
It happened at a high school in Salina, Kansas. But the fire wasn't in the bathroom. It was right there in the classroom for the whole wide world to ogle (beep)! It was discovered when other peeps saw smoke coming from under a computer table.
Toilet paper fires. Brings back memories of Brossart, doesn't it?Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-42022213958436970572011-09-01T19:47:00.001-04:002011-09-01T19:47:38.415-04:00The humiliation heard 'round the worldYesterday morning, I dished out the humiliation heard around the world - or at least around northern Kentucky.
This blog is potentially profitable because some people think we're still back in middle school. Arrested development was the local sport for quite some time. So I might as well take advantage of it.
A few days ago, somebody claiming to be a former schoolmate posted a "review" full of Bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7819195586974312801.post-21458434805440150632011-09-01T18:37:00.000-04:002011-09-01T18:38:36.575-04:00TNT: the magic returns!TNT was a legend in its own time!
TNT - which stood for Teachers 'n' Toilets - was a project I had on Cincinnati computer bulletin board systems during my teenage years in the late '80s and early '90s. TNT was an uproarious personal diary of high school mischief. Yes, I was blogging before blogging was cool!
But what law says it has to stop when you throw your mortarboard in the air? ImmaturityBandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01431205981803804882noreply@blogger.com0