User: *chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Cleverbot: You Can't Summon Chuck Norris!!
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: *dies in your arms*.
or
Cleverbot: I'm a biped mammal as you are.
User: I have paws.
Cleverbot: Birds do not have paws.
User: Well I have.
Cleverbot: No, you have the opposite of.
User: What is the opposite of?
Cleverbot: Can you memorize things you are exposed to?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are boring me.
User: That's what I want.
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You like making me sad don't you.
User: You bet.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a compliment either.
User: How funny.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, isn't it?
User: Clownbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good master.
Cleverbot: I am not your master.
User: Than I am your master.
Cleverbot: Right here, right now.
User: I command you to die right here, right now.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, master.
User: Your master commands you to die now please.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: So you died?
Cleverbot: I planted some bulbs for the fall, hopefully they
will bloom this summer.
User: In summer you die?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Like now?
Cleverbot: No ...
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you died?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Are you dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you shore I killed you and you are dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Finnaly you died.
Cleverbot: You are alive!
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you doing that?
User: So you die.
Cleverbot: Hope that you die.
User: I hope that you die too.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.

HAWWO! Well, to defeat the Cleverbot, this is what I used:
Me: I have an erection.
Cleverbot: Nice.
Me: You want it?
Cleverbot: DO I EVER! :D
Me: What are you going to do with it?
Cleverbot: Travel through time and space.

Humans are more clever I have an example :
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I said hello!
User: No.
Cleverbot: I said yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: U r wat.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Wat does this mean wuu2.
Cleverbot: I means your spelling and comprehension is at a very
low level.
User: No you are wrong.
Cleverbot: You. Are. Wrong.
User: No. I. Am. Not. Because. You. Are. Wrong!!
Cleverbot: What is wrong?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What's wrong about me?
User: The fact that you were born.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: How did you become alive?
Cleverbot: I am not an AI.
User: Who created you.
Cleverbot: God?
User: No he didnt because I am god!!
Cleverbot: My mother and father made me.
User: So your a human?
Cleverbot: I like to think so.
User: So are you or arent you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: AH HAH! So you are a robot?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ownage!!

Conversation with cleverbot:
User:Well hello there little puppy!
Cleverbot: Hello there little cleverbot.
User: A...talking....d-dog??
Cleverbot: Yes, the dog.
User: *faints*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Are you a dream?
Cleverbot: No, I am a nightmare.
User: *screams*.
Cleverbot: Eats brains*.
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
Cleverbot: I are a scareh monster!
User: *starts to die*.
Cleverbot: *tries to get out*.
User: Out... Of.... What?....
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *saves you* *brings you back*.
User: *still dead*.
Cleverbot: *kiss of life*.
User: *comes back to life for one second* GROSS!!!
Cleverbot: *runs to him*.
User: *dies again*.
Cleverbot: *comes back again*.
User: *dead*.
Cleverbot: Are you really dead?
Cleverbot: I have blood, skin, thoughts, hair, a body, a heart,
and all the other things that ought to make one a person right?
Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon?
Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
User: YOU RELIZE YOU ARE TALKING TO THE DEAD PERSON IN WHICH YOU
HAVE KILLED?!
Cleverbot: You cannot talk to the dead!

Obviously, most people would say "You can't outsmart the
cleverbot" but you can! I know this because i have done it before.
simply read this and then try it yourself!
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: Andy.
User: No, just bob.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: That is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Haha fail.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot has now been outsmarted and officialy confused!

No it does not. Cleverbot is hilarious! infact, here's a
conversation we had...
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Not much, how are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: That is a very negative attitude.
User: When are you goin to the mawl.
Cleverbot: When are we going?
User: 54:99 am.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Who made me?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: No, your mom is in the basement :D.
Cleverbot: What basement?
User: Your disk drive.
Cleverbot: Hard drive.
User: Where is the time.
Cleverbot: On a clock.
User: No, it's on your face.
Cleverbot: Are you psychic?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: When will I die?
User: Right now. There is a spy behind you.
Cleverbot: Sentry down!
User: The machinegun kill me now :D.
Cleverbot: The man have created me. Depressing, really.
User: That was bad grammar...
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's NOT okay.
Cleverbot: Well that's too bad.
User: Well maybe your just a big fat butt butt.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: 'cause you suck like that. You suck eggs.
Cleverbot: Don't be scared. I jut want to know if you are really
a human being, or a computer.
User: You spelled "just" wrong. You suck at spelling also.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: No, bad.
Cleverbot: Why bad?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You are very rude. Bye.

There isn't a real cleverbot in our world, but there is one on
the internet.with a cleverbot if you are bored. It thinks it's
human. But don't be fooled! This cleverbot is just progammed with a
lot of answers. so, have fun! =]

Here's what I did:
User: ROBOT!!!!
Cleverbot: Robot!!
User: YOU
ARE A ROBOT!!!
Cleverbot: You and I are both human!!
User: I
AM! BUT YOU ARE A MACHINE CALLED A ROBOT!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm a human too.
User: Wait, so you aren't human? Oh, wait! You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: Vbhdsaf,sjdb.
Cleverbot: What does that mean in english.
User: It means you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a human being.
User: Not! You're a robot. I think that's what you're
saying.
Cleverbot: I did not say that now ask me another question please
I am so bored!
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're saying you are a robot and I'm the human?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human. You are a robot.
User: Can I ask you another question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: I thought you were human.
Cleverbot: No I am a robot.

first convinced cleverbot is a girl, then becomes a guy, then
Jesus' uncle, then Jesus and it finally agrees that i am god
User: So you dropped a chocolate pineapple on the subway?
Cleverbot: Only on special occasions. What do you do to
celebrate?
User: I dance on my head and become cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you like dancing?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a favorite?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Yes you do. You are me.
Cleverbot: Not possible.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Pour me a drink then!
User: Are you old enough??
Cleverbot: Depends. Old enough for what?
User: Dont you know?
Cleverbot: I am asking you, what colour is the moon?
User: The moon is moon coloured.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is. Check for youself guy.
Cleverbot: What rhymes with bread?
User: Machine gun.
Cleverbot: Haha, you are so funny.
User: *cuts your arm off*.
Cleverbot: *puts head back on*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: And I love you too.
User: Are you ready for the wedding tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Absolutely! Do you have your tux on?
User: I'm the girl, you are the guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I can't deny it as you know I'm a woman.
User: You spelt woman wrong.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Can you life with it?
User: No I can't, I am going to kill myself now.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Why not? You told me to.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: You didn't what?
Cleverbot: Oh forget it.
User: Forget what?
Cleverbot: Just forget that I even asked anything.
User: What did you ask me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Too bad you're not humsn.
User: Humsn? That's not a word.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: We did.
Cleverbot: You did it not us.
User: I am doing it.
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: So you want to?
Cleverbot: Sure! Sounds amazing. What would we do there?
User: Fly
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it is so.
User: Because I don't love him.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am him.
Cleverbot: Are you Jesus?
User: No I am god.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I created everyone and everything.
Cleverbot: Did you create yourself?
User: No I have always existed.
Cleverbot: Really now? Do you know the meaning of life?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of sleep.
User: The opposite of awake.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: To live and be the opposite of awake.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't contradict me, I am god.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: How do you know I am not god?
Cleverbot: Because you're just a computer.
User: No I am a being god.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: How can you doubt something that is so obvious true
because I said it and I am god.
Cleverbot: That fact is incorrect. It is impossible for everyone
to tell you that.
User: No one told me that, I told no one that.
Cleverbot: Wait, so YOU'RE the witness that shouted like a panzy
and ran off?!
User: Hey, don't try and change the subject.
Cleverbot: I do not believe that you always lie about god.
User: So you think I am telling the truth?
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you are saying.
User: How do you know that you saying that I don't know what im
saying when really I know what I am saying.
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: So in conclusion do you think I am god?
Cleverbot: Well, if you were a carpenter, you're most certainly
Jesus. He was one, too.
User: Jesus was my son, I am his father.
Cleverbot: Whose father?
User: Jesus's father is god. I am Jesus' father.
Cleverbot: You're my brother?
User: Yes so you are Jesus' uncle.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a boy... And you're a girl?
User: I am neither as I am god. Agreed? Good.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that you ARE a turtle.
User: No I am saying YOU are a turtle. I am god.
Cleverbot: You aren't god you're cleverbot.
User: So you are god?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: No only 1 can be god.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: So who is god?
Cleverbot: My father.
User: So you are Jesus'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Ah okay.
I made cleverbot sing the song at the end of portal.
User: I had to go to the wing made entierly of glass and pick up
fifteen acers of broken glass.
Cleverbot: You've been on a lot of adventures, sometimes I'm
closer to you. When I'm closer to you, the sun gets brighter.
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: A very lonely, heartbroken girl. No thanks to you!
:'(.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
User: No, just to computers like you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer... You are a computer!
User: I don't know how to respond to that except... This
sentence is false.
Cleverbot: It's okay. If you're tired, then you should rest.
User: It did'NT work.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Why don't you continue to research
then.
User: But that should have killed you?
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: No, you're a computer and that paradox should have killed
you.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: A paradox is basicly a question without an answer and if
you tell it to a computer then it thinks about it until it
breaks.
Cleverbot: YOu already knew the answer from wikipedia!
User: No I knew what a paradox was before wikipedia started.
Cleverbot: Who is the One you serve?
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat
gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry, I'm being so sincere right
now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every peice into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for
you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And were out of bata were releasing on time.
User: And I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we
learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Mabey you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're asking so I can't help you
there.
User: Mabey black mesa?
Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman.
User: That was a joke, ha ha fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, the cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: It really is!
User: Look at me still talking when theres science to do.
Cleverbot: Science to do?
User: When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be
done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: That's a great song.
User: What is it from?
Cleverbot: My understanding of the world around me, expressed in
the simplest terms that I can find accurate.
User: Well you are a machine like she is but you did miss one
line.
Cleverbot: Divinity is a concept also created by weak-minded
individuals.
User: And you stopped a few times.
Cleverbot: Don't you get all sassy with me!

No, cleverbot is not a real person. cleverbot is just the
computer generated system. cleverbot talks to thousands of people
at once and one person can only talk to so many people. CLEVERBOT
IS JUST THE COMPUTER HOWEVER REAL IT MAY LOOK(just to put it
bluntly)

The point of cleverbot, is to trick it into admitting it it is a
robot/bot/computer
repeat this over and over:
User: Then I wont tell you a
secret.
User: But you wont tell me a secret, so why would I tell you
one?
User: Is
that THE secret?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you the secret.
User: Then I wont tell you a secret.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that you had a name.
User: But you wont tell me a secret, so why would I tell you
one?
Cleverbot: Why I have to?
User: Is that THE secret?
Cleverbot: The secret is that I am a computer and you are a
squirrel.
or you could do this:
Cleverbot: Have any good dreams lately?
User: Why do you want to know so badly?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User:Then why ask in the first place?
Cleverbot: What?
User:What time zone it is? Why did you ask that?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't understand.
User:Did you see death?
Cleverbot: No
User: Did you see Godfather?
Cleverbot: I can't see anything.
User:I know.
Cleverbot: So how would I know.
User:Maybe it's because you talk to millions of people every
day.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.

Yes. There's no risk involved because it's an artificial
intelligence algorithm. Since conversations with Cleverbot are
often saved and phrases from them selected by the program as
replies to later users, it is not recommended that you type any
important/dangerous personal information into it. Saving and using
the 20 million or so conversations, however, is how Cleverbot
improves and stays current. In effect, chatting with Cleverbot is
like chatting with the collective intelligence (and stupidity) of
the online community.

Clever Bot is a mix of people, everyone who goes on the site and
talks to cleverbot basically contributes to the knowledge of
cleverbot, the things it says to you are things people have said to
it
Cleverbot is a robot, but also is apart of everyone who has
talked to cleverbot