Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer over? Wait, where’s Angelina…

John Mayer reportedly kicked Jennifer Aniston to the curb after she returned home from promoting Marley & Me in Europe. Turns out there’s two things John Mayer can’t stand: Dog movies and the goddamn Krauts. E! News reports:

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source said.
Aniston’s rep did not immediately comment. Mayer’s rep declined to comment on the singer’s personal life.

Aniston recently opened up about love and romance to the U.K. magazine You. “Who ever said that every relationship has to last forever? That’s hoping too much,” said Aniston, who turned 40 exactly a month ago. “I think every relationship is a world unto itself.”
As for finding the perfect partner, she said, “I don’t have one and I don’t think it exists.”

Talk about sad news. It’s like finding out the last unicorn was hunted down and turned into unicorn burgers. But then you realize you’re not an eight-year-old girl and haven’t had lunch yet, so could somebody hand you a bun?

Comments

embarrassing. she’s an idiot. and after parading him on the oscar red carpet making a big deal to the media what a big deal it was for her to parade him around at such a big deal event…. BIG DEAL! i knew as soon as she opened her mouth about what a huge step they were taking in their relationship to take it to that “next level” the clock was ticking. bitch NEVER learns. keep your private shit private. and stop being such a needy trainwreck.

mayer’s an idiot too but to let yourself get played by that fool TWICE…? what the HELL does that make you?

they say the 40s brings wisdom. at least as the looks begin to fade you’ll finally have that. *fingers crossed*

Not a fan of either but I cant help but wonder- what IS it about her? Why cant she find “Mr Right?” (I used to wonder the same thing about Halle Berry). Is she realllly annoying or what???

I have one friend who still smokes pot (he’s in his 30s) and he is the most LETHARGIC muddafukka you ever met. Its a Big Project just to get him off the couch! He just wants to sit, smoke and ‘enjoy’ the act of doing nothing. Maybe that’s Jennifer Anistons problem?

all her men look hot when she catchs them and after a while of aniston-treatment they all look like ken ready to go shopping with barbie carrying her bags drinking cute coctails with her having nice girly chats with her getting dressed up by her and after that back into the closet…

I’ve read carefully all your answers and I think that Jen needs a little space..!I think it’s fair to stop talking badly about her like if we know her well!Yes she is greek and so am I.I wish I was looking the way she looks , skiny and healthy.Although many guys will dissagree with me I still thinks she is prettier than me and than a lot of other women too.I’ve heard her mom is cruel to her and so is mine.She needs a good advice you guys,some people are real mean to her!

Jen and John are turds. They want attention. I don’t think they ever were a couple. Playing this off and on game nets more attention for the publicity whores. I have no respect for neither. Mayer lost all creed with this game.