The Model Hard Champion of Milan: The DSquared Parrot

Look at this parrot. I love this parrot. He’s a little shy, hiding behind a DSquared model’s head, peaking out at all the flashing lights. We’re looking at a bird who’s beginning to accept his destiny, a burgeoning fashion plate who’s oblivious to the worldly concepts of fashion, style, beauty, vanity. He just knows that people smile when they see him. And he’s ready to be there for you—for us—from now on. Spread your wings, young Icarus, spread your wings. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride, but it’ll be worth the flight. Just don’t get too close to the sun.

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