The Bachelorette Drinking Game for guys forced to watch it

This past week I allowed myself to become another one of the sackless males that subjected themselves to this reality show. Unlike the majority of you Males who are being forced to watch this, I’m strictly doing this for work. Slave to the content game. Yes, I know there may already be dozens of drinking games out there for this brainless show.

“Take a sip of your wine when guy takes his shirt off!”

” Take two sips when Hannah says Roll Tide.”

All sorts of games out there for all you gals but, none are designed for men who are forced to watch this pile of hot trash. Time to throw a wrench in the wheel and change that. Allow me to introduce the Office Jockeys drinking game for men who are forced to watch the bachelorette.

Spoiler alert: The game may subject you to intense drinking as that is only thing that will get you through this hour of misery.

Pick Your poison

Beer, Wine, Liquor, Malt Liquor, Mead

Take a 3 second chug of your beer when

When John Paul Jones says something stupid or obvious.

Anytime a male appears on screen that is more attractive than you. Grab yourself an 18 pack.