28 Responses to “Open thread.”

I know you guys don’t like me, but I figured you guys are just as passionate about the Bears as me, so who better to share this rant with.
THE BEARS ARE A GODDAMN DISGRACE.GEORGE HALAS HAS THROWN UP IN HIS GRAVE SO MUCH THEY HAD TO DRAIN HIS COFFEN. DICK BUTKUS CAME BACK TO LIFE, SAW THE BEARS DEFENSE, AND WEN’T RIGHT BACK INTO THE GROUND. GARY PAYTON TOOK A LOOK FROM HEAVE, AND THOUGHT TO HIMSELF “DAMN, NOT EVEN I COULD OUTRUN THE SMELL OF THE CRAP ON THE FIELD”.
WHERE DO I START WITH THIS GODDAMN TEAN

JAY CULTER IS A GODDAMN MORON. FOR ALL THOSE WHO SAY THEY DIDN’T REALIZE HE DOESN’T PLAY DEFENSE, HE DIDN’T REALIZE HE PLAYS OFFENSE
22 MILLION TO A GUY WHO KEEPS THROWING EM PICKS
JAY U GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH, CHECK UR FUCKING JERSY AND THROW IT TO THE GUY IN THE SAME JERSEY. THE FUCKER MUST BE COLOR BLIND. STOP PUTTING THE BALL NEXT TO UR DAMN WAIST U DUMB BASTARD

NOW THE DEFENSE

TIM JENNINGS GO THE FUCK AWAY. CHRIS CONTE IS STILL SHIT. TILLMAN AND BRIGGS JUST RETIRE
SOMEBODY PUT A GODDAMN MISSING PERSON REPORT ON JARED ALLEN AND LAMARR TORE HIS ACL HOUSTON
MEL TUCKER U’VE UNDONE URSELF. LAST YEAR THAT WAS THE WORST DEFENSE IN FRANCHISE HISTORY. 2 GAMES WITH 100 POINTS PUT ON. WHAT A FUCKING MORON. HE COULDN’T STOP MY DEAD GRANDMA.

ANYONE WANTING TO USE THE SPECIAL ED JOKE ABOUT SPECIAL TEAMS DON’T YOU DARE. THATS AN INSULT TO THE KIDS IN SPECIAL ED. THE DAMN MORONS ON OUR SHIT SPECIAL TEAMS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO A KNEEL DOWN. DO WE HAVE A TORTOISE RETURNING FOR US OR SOMETHING?

MARC TRESTMAN SAYS THEY’RE DOING GOOD IN PRACTICE. UR OFFENSE LOOKS GOOD U MORON CAUSE THEY’RE GOING AGAINST UR PATHETIC DEFENSE. YOU’VE GOT A TEAM HORRIBLE IN ALL THREE PHASES OF THE GAME.
WHAT A DAMN JOKE

PHIL EMERY THOUGH HE WAS SMARTER THAN US, NOW LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TEAM

VIRGINIA MCCASKEY DO UR DEAD FATHER A FAVOR AND SELL THE DAMN TEAM ALREADY U USELESS MONEY GRUBBING BITCH

And this is just one post. I am speaking for everyone else here saying that, too. And believe me, we’re idiots, too. But at least we do our best to look up facts before we post. Some of us succeed and some don’t.

Fro, to be fair, I believe the $22 million figure is for this season. However, getting that right has to be undone by a 334 words in ALL CAPS-not everything is a point of emphasis worth shouting, you have to DISCRIMINATE.

1. Alot of people when talking on the internet use u instead of you, just like they use r instead of are.
2. I though he died. Im glad to be wrong.
3. Sorry I got two famous guys with Payton as they’re last name mixed up. I also missed an n at the end. Took a look down from Heaven.
4. Jay’s getting 22 million this year (but only an 18.5 million cap hit according to Business Insider). That means this year Jay is making more than Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Payton Manning and 27 other QBs. He is second in Interceptions, behind rookie QB Blake Bortles. He also is first in the league in Fumbles, and tied for first in Fumbles Lost. Matt Forte only has 1 Fumble, which was a Fumble Lost. Its pretty damn bad.

So all in all, I got a name mixed up, and one really bad mistake DIck Butkus. Sorry. What about the rest of the rant?

Also remember Fro this is regular season. It doesn’t mean anything as long as the bulls get into the playoffs with everyone healthy. They’ll get spanked here and there, but they’ll also beat the Clippers and raptors. It doesn’t matter, all that matters is winning championships. BTW Blackhawks won.

That episode was great. “Yes, as poop came out her belly.” Then, the crazy bastard shoots the Kardashians. It sucks that their show isn’t as good as it use to be. The only funny episode this season was the one where Randy was put into a Papa John’s during the Ebola outbreak.

DVX, yeah, I heard about that. That sucks. I use to listen to them a bit in the summer. It’s a bitch to get their signal if you are out here in the far West suburbs. I did listen to them on the phone app while mowing the lawn (The Score had garbage on and ESPN 1000 hardly ever has local stuff on weekend nights during the summer).

…and abdallah is right…holy shit, they don’t make basketball players like they used to. Check it, how do we have all this advanced sports science and we still can’t keep professional athletes from filling up teams’ injury reports?

The Bears beat a weak ass football team. They barely beat the sad ass Bucs. Jay Cutler now has 12 INT and 6 Fumbles lost. He’s the league leader in Turnovers. He’s the highest paid player in the NFL, and the worst qb in terms of handling the ball.