On August 8th, 2013 at 6:15pm, we are going to meet in The Jack London Bar, and begin our most Historic of Portland’s Strip Club tours. The Cascadia Cruser, now equipped with some stripper poles (ladies – feel free to wear your lucite stilettos) will meet us at the Jack London, and then transport us to our various, undisclosed locales about town. We are going to enjoy some malted beverages, and were are going to witness women taking their clothes off. And we will give them money. And maybe most important of all, we are going to talk about why this transaction (money for less clothes) is so historically important, and why it is so uniquely Oregon, and why it is essential to our freedom. Our last stop will be in downtown Portland, so I very much encourage everyone to take the Tri-Met or Radio Cab to and from the tour.

What is the cost? $35. That covers the cost of the bus, the Kick Ass Historical presentations, and some pretzel sticks. Oh yes, and some beverage on the bus as well. You will be responsible for purchasing your own beverages at the bars we stop at.

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