All Republicans are dicks. While this sounds like a negative aspect, being a dick is what lets the rest of the world know that we stand by our ideals, that we don’t take shit from anyone else, are that our morals are very rarely shaken. Go ahead and say that being a dick is bad, but it sure as hell gives you a backbone. That’s why I’m damn proud to be a dick. That’s why I’m damn proud to be a Republican.