The upcoming cooperative action game Disney Universe gives players the ability to "suit-up" as characters from their favorite Disney properties. What better day to introduce the Pirates of the Caribbean themed area than international it's-beginning-to-get-old day?

A decade ago I was all over every scallywag's favorite faux holiday. Four Pirates of the Caribbean movies and countless conventions filled with guyliner-wearing pirate wannabees later, it's beginning to get a bit stale. Luckily for Disney the characters in Disney Universe are so adorable they can't be faulted for their poor wardrobe decisions. Can I get an arrrr? No, no you cannot.

Besides, everyone knows ninja are where it's at, especially if you don't want it to be seen.

Disney Universe is due out next month for the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, PC, and Mac.