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The Two Farmers

Published: 01 November 2017 | Written by David Minkoff

Bud, from Texas, is on holiday in Israel and meets farmer Shlomo there. Bud asks Shlomo what he does."I raise a few chickens," says Shlomo. “I'm also a farmer.”“So am I. How much land do you have?” asks Bud.“Fifty meters in front, and almost a hundred at the back.”Now it was the turn of Shlomo to ask a question.“You’re from Texas, so what about your farm?" asks Shlomo.Bud tells him, "On my farm, I can drive from morning until sundown and not reach the end of my property.""That's too bad," says Shlomo. "I once had a car like that."