Favorite A Hard Day's Night Quotes

George: That's not your grandfather.Paul: It is, you know.George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather, as well.John: How do you reckon that one out?Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?

Man on Train: And we'll have that thing off as well, thank you.Ringo: But...Man on Train: An elementary knowledge of the Railway Acts would tell you that I'm perfectly within my rights.Paul: Yeah, but we want to hear it, and there's more of us than you. We're a community, like, a majority vote. Up the workers and all that stuff!Man on Train: Then I suggest you take that damned thing to the corridor or some other part of the train where you obviously belong.John: Give us a kiss.

George: That's not your grandfather.Paul: It is, you know.George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather, as well.John: How do you reckon that one out?Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?