"That was a good job until the same way."
"One was a good clean hits. Just as hungry as before...but I drove by."
"That was a mixture of pride and fear." (easily my favorite so far)
"Roomy. Newmy.It's going to the ability to talk said for his first words. Man, I would expect to experience, mixed with a team out of Wikipedia." (I spoke too soon)
"I went from beanpole to find, get to, and inhabit another planet/star combo single nose hair trimmer tool." (I now know that it's legitimately pulling from my statuses.)

"That was a good job until the same way."
"One was a good clean hits. Just as hungry as before...but I drove by."
"That was a mixture of pride and fear." (easily my favorite so far)
"Roomy. Newmy.It's going to the ability to talk said for his first words. Man, I would expect to experience, mixed with a team out of Wikipedia." (I spoke too soon)
"I went from beanpole to find, get to, and inhabit another planet/star combo single nose hair trimmer tool." (I now know that it's legitimately pulling from my statuses.)

"Rich Franklin knocks out my favorite 'that one scene' from afar"
"The only open dental practice I'd have pulled out my tooth with pliers by the Police."
"Never again will I tell me you're safe here. Patient Okay."
"So, like a tongue-twister for the rest of the same way."
"I went to Acorn and got that they were warming up."
"Is there a bounty on an idea?"
"Looking forward to the loose."
"You could then thought, calling a doctor about a fart is really hard, but without a seat assignment."
"Then the last night."
"Did I just get debrothered?"
"I'm still trying to find a metaphor which makes the numbers unimportant."
"When life throws you a formal write-up."

"Reading is innocent of all charges. Gravity said, shit, I live."
"I went camping, bowling, and Facebook is in poop stack."
"They want to name a little league world series of strongly worded bullets."
"Chewing can be quiet, that's what's so bothersome for me."

I am not positive, that doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone, then copy and read.
Someone step on that he would be you, anarchists.
I am bummed. Relegated to scoop it all time.
I am not arson before the Mayan calendar does not predict its eventuality. Also, why either.
Elf needs food badly.
Mobile upload still no idea it unloiat=ded in my head it is Miller Time.

"Go to regain your soul and bask in a Michael Douglas."
"I'll tell you what. He deserves more than a bullet there." (This one sort of gives me an "Electric Dreams" vibe)
"I went to me, and me, and me?"

"Pleasantly surprised by air."
"It's my forefinger and visitors!"
"Even if buildings and structures. Times square. Ninja Turtles' house."
"Don't think that I've ever heard."
"Aaron Rodgers is my phone's fault, I think that it's flat."
"Thanks everyone then it was good, but jeez, it's really pushing me to puke in the future, or ten years ago, walking up to the dick."

Love you know my cornea isn't gonna be scratched off but yeah still annoying
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But I think I'm gonna draw David Bowie in the morning feels so nice
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I have no ring on my mom said ho then yea no way too
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Feel accomplished and more of a can.
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..gonna finish the class time!
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Free breakfast and fresh snow once.
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I have to say hello to Christmas Day!
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I have to see when she been diggin' Pixies Caribou
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I have brought rotten produce to throw at parties? You
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ehhh that I jumped in the old KAPOW!
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I have class on a mini van Jourdan big band
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some teddy grahams drowned in my way!
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Have a mini blister on my free stuff!
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i'm gonna eat me from reading all these days in pain in my way!
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but i practically begged for blood. In layman's terms, although we will you
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I can't stop! I don't say anything fun. Most of the statuses make up shit I would actually say, so that's kinda scary.

This is awesome. Boyfriend was joking that if he died, I could put his phone into a robot and his text auto complete would serve as a perfectly acceptable replacement. We typed in random letters and full sentences would come out. Really nice sentences. Sentences I could totally fall in love with...

I think I have an ad blocker on, because how in the world do places like facebook or twitter make money? There was like 1 day about 2 months ago, where facebook was actively posting ads to me, but I've never seen any before or since.

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