Let this be a lesson to all the troublemakers out there: If you’re travelling through small-town U.S.A., whether on foot or by car, you’d better be waving an American flag, especially if you’re planning on selling Statue of Liberty miniatures. It’s the only way to keep the fuzz off your back.

“Goddess On A Hiway” comes from Mercury Rev’sDeserter’s Songs (which we were praising a couple of weeks ago).