When an idiot on the Internet makes a typo, or is just plain stupid, and then explains to the chat room that he or she is "drunk." This is usually followed by the list of drinks this person has had. Usually involving beer, vodka, and any other basic drink that any non-alky would know about.

E-drunk: When two or more people imbibe alcohol while emailing or instant messaging each other over the course of the night. Also can be used solo, usually to indicate blame for purchasing goods over the internet for items one doesn't really need.

Usage: "Do you want to meet up at the bar?" "Nah, let's stay home and get e-drunk instead."
Usage: "I need a brethalyzer on my computer so that I don't buy so much stuff e-drunk."