“Freeee – all for free!”

So long as it’s not being offered from inside the back of a grubby van by a balding sex-case, we all love free stuff, right? Then that’s lucky for all of us, because my ebook, Dirt Baby and Other Small Mercies – ‘the strange little book of strange little stories,’ is totally free on Amazon right now. By right now, I mean from April the 27th through to April the 29th, meaning the promotion ends this Sunday.

If you’re reading this from the future of April 30th 2012 onwards, it’s probably not free anymore. What’s it like in the heady days of April 30th 2012 anyway? Racism and wars have ended, after the space-brothers came down and showed us all how to love one another, and everyone still talks about that day Donald Trump went nuts and shot all those people.

Anyway, for those of us who live in the boring old present, there’s the matter of that free book to keep us sane. Here’s how you go about that.

And as a treat, here’s one of those minimalist posters I love to knock up. Click for high res.

Finally, on the lines of free stuff, if you join my Facebook page, I often post exclusive little stories on there. Alright, so to go over your tasks for the next few days one last time, you have to download my book, tell all your friends to download my book, and most importantly, watch out for Trump, because life is precious. Have at it.