by:Korei Ryuu (09/24/2009)
According to a study, nine out of ten people have premarital sex. And this is shocking to many. But it makes sense! Would you buy a used car without testing it out?

The answer is -yes-.. If you also believe in an invisible man who always knows if you've been doing good or wrong, so kind of like Santa Clause, but with a six-pack.. And a less date-rapey beard.
-Phil DeFranco, The Philip DeFranco Show

by:bigmouthbaby44 (07/01/2009)
I"m not the sharpest tool in the shed, or the prettiest doll in the shed, and i'm not the colorfulest crayon in the box but the only thing that i care about is that my best friend still loves me 4 who i am