To make it even more ridiculous, titles can be added temporarily or permanently as the little creature matures ^^ Like "Keeper of the Royal Heart", "The kingdom's striking claw", "Grand Duke of the Ottoman" (an ottoman is a padded footstool)...
The list can of course be made several pages long so that a complete presentation would take minutes ^^ Try doing that sometime, people will laugh.

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