Conan O'Brien introduced the Bugatti Veyron Mouse as a new Tonight Show character Thursday night, not because it was funny, but because it was "crazy expensive" for NBC. To be funny he'd have to crash it into a lake. UPDATED!

UPDATE: You don't just find a Bugatti Veyron while stumbling about on the street like a late night talk show host with a microphone searching for blondes. Curious where Conan O'Brien found the Bugatti Veyron for the sketch?