Seriously though, I'm pretty sure I've heard "poetry" given as proof that god exists. Alternatively, if you're in more of a southern baptist mood.

The preacher once said to his flockDon't you dare read this poetry schlock!It's for women and gays They'll burn in hell's blazeY'all just listen to Christian rock

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I once met a Priest from Nantucket Whose mass was so boring: "Just fuck it!"I stood up from my pewYelled "You're all bored too!"Then I punted the collection bucket.

The bucket flew up through the airAs the cash fell on every church stairWe bum-rushed the altarThe priest's faith took a falterSo then god murdered him with a bear

Now this bear on the church's floorLet loose his godly, priest-eating roarThe flock bowed to prayAnd I chose to staySince this new priest sure won't be a bore

"When I come to my own beliefs, I find myself quite unable to discern any purpose in the universe, and still more unable to wish to discern one." ~ Bertrand Russell"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure." ~ Dan Quayle