It has been brought to my attention by all the ARRSE ladies and gents (and a few of the gay men), that there is a certain person missing from our lives. I feel that we need to offer him some incentives to return.

I, myself, am offering a lapdance from BBC and myself, a snog with Antphillip, a cabaret of MDN and Aunty Stella with a pink feather boa and a quick flash of my norks. Lippy will be selling hot-dogs.

Good CO,
Would you be tempted back with the offer of rolling around naked with Aunty and the chance of being dirty with the little fella?
If so let us know soon.
We have to think of a plan to get MDN to let him go........