Who is more awful: Dina Lohan or Lindsay Lohan? I’m tempted to say Dina is worse, just because she’s older, she knows better, she’s a mother and there’s really no excuse for her to be such a trainwreck at this point. But then I remember that Lindsay Lohan punches strangers in clubs and runs over babies. So… it’s a tie? Anyway, Dina has been trying to get attention ever since Lindsay was forced into rehab. Dina and Michael got paid $50,000 to fight on camera for some new talk show. I mean… $50K is nothing to scoff at, especially when you’re Dina Lohan and you have no skills. I could stretch $50K out for about a year and a half if I didn’t need new clothes. But Dina felt flush, so she decided to “give back” by attending a charity event. You already know how this ends:

Dina Lohan better hang on to the $50k she scored by screaming at Michael Lohan on a talk show last week … because she’s about to get sued for stiffing a charity … TMZ has learned.

Lindsay Lohan’s mom hobnobbed it with some rich folk at a Ferrari charity event last year in East Hampton. The shindig was held at Andrra Waterside Restaurant and Ferrari owners and nearby yachters were out in force.

Edmond Chakmakian, the lawyer for the restaurant tells TMZ … Dina and her brother showed up and went to town, drinking up a storm and buying drinks for lots of people at the event. By the end of the night, Chakmakian says Dina ran up a $2,500 tab. Dina also pledged $1,500 to The Clamshell Foundation, which funds local charities that help underprivileged kids.

Chakmakian says Dina left without paying a cent, and he has sent her multiple emails demanding payment … but got no response.

So Chakmakian says he’s filing a lawsuit Monday against Dina on behalf of the restaurant for the $4K she didn’t pay.

Chakmakian says, “She feels very privileged and entitled because of who her daughter is. She acted like she was doing them a favor by showing up.”

Jesus. This is like the fifth time Dina has done something like this – she’s stiffed charities before, several times. She thinks that because she’s MOTHER CRACKIE, she should get comped everything at charity events. Dina is so ridiculous. UPDATE: I’m realizing now that this happened last year, but the lawsuit is new. Good, I’m glad they’re suing.

Meanwhile, Lindsay is still in rehab and she’s counting down the days until she gets out. As soon as she gets out, she’ll have to start promoting The Canyons, that soft-p0rn she made:

Lindsay Lohan will be out of rehab in time to see her latest film, “The Canyons,” hit theaters. The movie, co-starring James Deen, will be released in New York on Aug. 2, Page Six can exclusively reveal, before expanding to more markets Aug. 9. Directed by “Taxi Driver” screenwriter Paul Schrader, the movie’s also being released at the same time on digital platforms, including video-on-demand, through distributor IFC Films.

But although Lilo will be freshly sprung from the Betty Ford Center, there’s no word on whether she’ll be available for interviews to promote the movie, written by Bret Easton Ellis. The film will also show at the Venice Film Festival, where Schrader’s on a jury.

Meanwhile, Lohan’s parents, Michael and Dina, have been creating drama of their own as their daughter recovers: After reconciling, they were paid to appear on a TV show called “The Test” and wound up in a wild confrontation. A source close to Lohan told us, “She is upset that her parents are turning this into a circus and making money from TV appearances while she is in rehab.”

It’s much more likely that Lindsay is just upset that Dina went out drinking without her. LL is so jelly!!! Seriously though, you guys need to prepare yourselves for Lindsay’s post-rehab PR blitz. She’s going to be blitzed for the blitz. She’s going to fly to NYC, do interviews during the day and go club-hopping every night. It’s going to be a mess.

It seems there are dark things we don’t even really know about Dina (pimping out her kids – literally). The mother’s job is to protect her chickadees, not sell them to rich, old foreign men to toy with. Her son included – remember?

Couldn’t have said it better. As sad as Orange Oprah is, she can at least say she looks younger than her daughter. Wonder how she missed the trout-pout phase LL rocked for so long? OO must have pickled her looks for eternity w/ all the booze and blow.

Damn Dina sucks why do they keep letting her in?! When does Lindsey get out? Lets see if she doesn’t overdose right away her tolerance will be way lower and u know she is gonna hit it as soon as she is free. Oh it’s going to be a freakshow for sure.

dina is worse. far worse.
i’ll go as far as to say she is 60% of her daughter’s problems, the other 40% goes to daddy dearest (he has been less involved or i’d call it even).
“i learned it from watching you.”

Why do people keep letting them into these events? Lilo new found sobriety will last about a day if that. She never thought she needed any help so she won’t feel she can’t or shouldn’t drink. And Dina will be there along side her buying her drinks or ordering them and not paying. LOL The whole family just suck.

Bingo. The events that invite Dina and/or Lindsay deserve this ish bc a leopard does not change its spots. Dina and Lindsay are entitled brats who steal anything that is not nailed down. So shame on you if you are surprised that they would behave this way.

With that being said, I think that Dina is far far worse than Lindsay. Dina taught LL all she knows. Dina set the entitlement example and unfortunately LL has emulated her.

How on God’s green earth did Dina win Mother of the year???? I’m serious – whoever voted for her should immediately be sent to prison bc he or she is obviously deranged. I despise this family.

This – her game is so well known, I hate to say it, but anyone foolish enough to let her in the door is stuck with what they get in return – nothing but a big bar tab, and probably some stolen silverware.

She is a poor excuse of a mother. Is it any wonder that Lindsey is such a mess? She was once filled with so much talent and promise until she had to become the bread winner of her sick family and then party with her mother so she could get into all the in places. Too bad ma and pa Lohan can’t be held responsible. Jerks.

I completely agree. Dina is a huge part of the problem in Lindsay’s life and Lindsay will never get healthy until she cuts ties with her mother. Dina makes me sick. She’s an embarassment and a horrible mother who’s more interested in herself than any of her children. Pathetic. People should just ban these people from attending their events.

Isn’t this something that happened a long time ago but they are just finally suing her? Not that I doubt she does it all the time, I am pretty certain this is an old story with the law suit just bringing it up again.

Obviously Lindsay has done considerable damage to her face but I cant believe people think Dina looks better than her. Dina looks like a witch. Looking at her makes my skin crawl. Basically, her looks match her personality.

A useless, shallow woman in this world.
I have always liked Ally and her older brother. The older brother seems to be doing fine. I hope Ally doesn’t fall down the slippery “Lohan” gene pool slope and follow in the footsteps of her sister and mom and dad.

@Kelly, no you are not the only one, I don’t know Dina’s age, is she in her 50′s? Not that anyone any age has to look a certain way, but all the things you mentioned pretty much guarantees that she looks like a slag (I learned the slag word here and I love it, my new word, thanks to whoever said it).