Yes, SNL is typically about as fun as shoving a badger in your pants. But this Eli Manning sketch is pretty hilarious.

Okay, and yes, it's aggressively stupid. But if your text messages were subpoenaed on an average Friday night, how would you come across? Good God, I hope better than Chad, the character Manning plays. I mean, maybe you are at home replying to spammy text messages and searching for elderly butts. But, man, I hope not. This sketch is like every bros worst nightmare.