Woman Shaving Privates While Driving In Rear-End Smash

MEGAN Mariah Barnes, 37, is accused of shaving her pubic hair while driving, a procedure that led to a two car accident on the Florida Keys.

Barnes was shaving – not plucking not waxing: shaving – her bikini zone while behind the wheel. For reasons of safety, her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

Trooper Gary Dunick says:

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit. If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

Which is the more dangerous and thrilling – the syringes or the shaving? Discuss. And can either be topped?

To complete the tableau, Megan Mariah Barnes was banned from driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was illegally on the road.

Barnes is charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Image: Yep, that is hair. The state of her nether regions can only be imagined.