Did you know there's a ban on selling your own bone marrow? Well there is, and now some people are fighting against that ban, and good for them. That ban is bullshit and I need the money.

The oceans are losing their "lions," which is a fancy way of saying "the big predator fish that eat the other fish." And you know why? Because those fish were eaten by lions! Ha, no they were eaten by humans, but it would have been awesome of lions were just swimming out and grabbing all the tuna fish. And aren't humans the "lions" of the earth, if you think about it? Except lions?