DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning...

First of all I would like to thank LeadHead for passing over this contest to me. We talked about it and LeadHead wanted a change, though from time to time LeadHead may send me a few pictures for captioning, and perhaps even host one contest sometime in this year.

As for my caption contest credentials, I've been running the VOY caption contests for almost half a year now, and half of you guys have probably already participated in them...

As for myself I am a 9er with a passion, DS9 is my favourite Star Trek series (and also the chief inspiration for some fan fic stories of mine), by day I'm completing my mathematics degree, at night I'm watching DS9 or writing stories or skateboarding or playing BFBC2 or adding pictures to the image banks for both the DS9 and VOY caption contests. I hate candy, television and tribbles so without further ado I present you the winners of last contest...

Worf: Worf to Odo, we've caught another one urinating on the promenade on his way home from the bar. Prepare another cell.
Kira: you think it's clever what you've just done?
Bashir: ..but the plant needed watering officer *hic*

Sisko thinking: Hmm, I'm the commander of this station, I have the finest goatee in all of Starfleet, I cook the best food in all the quadrant and yet Kasidy still leaves me... I must be doing something wrong...

Dukat: Damn map! We appear to have arrived at a Breen brothel.
Kira: So that's what the Breen look like...

Martok: You captain have been dumping paperwork on me for far too long! As a matter of honour we fight to the death to determine who slacks on the reports!

Jadzia: Tell me Quark, do you understand the rules or are you making it up as you go along?
Quark: Tongo has rules?

Jadzia: Worf just for once don't stand on pride. You can't read maps so please, for the sake of our survival, pass that padd to me!

Martok: "That caption master is an imposter! I'd recognise LeadHead anywhere, and that is no LeadHead!

Kira: "Oh, that's right, you were unconscious last contest..."

Worf: "Beautiful. The sun rises over its pristine domain, bringing new light to the crisp perfection of nature's bounty. *Sighs contentedly*. After a breakfast of freshly killed SnarGh beast, we rise to meet the freshness of a new day".

Sisko: Hmm, should I take one more picture of my food and post it to Instagram, or should I just eat it? If I take a picture, the food will get cold, but if I don't, how will my friends and mild acquaintances know what I've made for dinner?

Martok: I challenge you to a drinking contest! The stakes are if I win, I get your left eye. If you win, you can have a night with my wife. Do you accept? If you don't, I shall simply fight you to the death!

Quark: That's right, it says so right here in the rules. Females must play naked or forfeit one bar of latinum each hand.

Worf: This was a great camping trip. The hunting, the outdoors... well I'm all packed up and ready to get back to the station. I have the feeling I'm forgetting something though...

"Who am I? That's right. I'm the ****ing Sisko! A religious figure to an entire race. What do you think of my joining Starfleet now Dad?" That's what I'll tell him!

DUKAT: You see? The so-called 'Bajoran hard labor camps' were more like four star hotel resorts. They've got outdoor pools and everything. If the Bajoran people had just accepted...
KIRA: Still not buying it.

MARTOK: He's the one who stole my Romulan porn stash!

QUARK: You know, those energy whips we use have other settings.
DAX: Now you've got me curious.

DAX: Worf, you know I'm into roleplaying, but I don't see what's so sexy about this Robin Hood scenario.
WORF: You'll have to trust me on this one.