True Mom Confessions: I watched ‘Bridesmaids’ with my teen

If you haven’t, consider this your warning: If you decide to rent this movie and watch it with your teenager — EVEN if they have seen every episode of “Friends” — you will want to fast forward through the first 10 minutes or so. When they ask what they’re missing, tell them NEVERMIND.

I didn’t have this insider knowledge when I sat down to watch with my 16-year-old daughter. I’d seen the trailer, and while there were some off-color jokes, it didn’t seem any more risque than “Friends,” which, as you know, is my barometer.

Holy sex scene! The movie starts with Annie and Don (the totally self-centered and toxic boyfriend) having sex. In every position. And it goes on and on and on and on and on. Until I actually say to my daughter, “Maybe I shouldn’t have rented this movie.”

To which she replies: “This is in a lot of movies, Mom.”

For this week’s True Mom Confessions, we want to hear about the inappropriate thing you shared with your kid — an off-color song or joke, an R-rated movie or show — and were immediately sorry.