RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!

Thursday, 24 February 2011

NAKED FLASHING MASTURABATOR GIVEN 3 YEARS PROBATION!

A man alarmed lorry drivers for months by standing naked on a dual carriageway exposing himself to oncoming traffic, a court has heard.

David Gray admitted he got a "buzz" by parking beside the A9 late at night, leaping out of his pick-up, and flashing to passing vehicles.

The first incident was reported on 8 February 2010, when an HGV driver noticed a naked figure caught in his headlights at about 2330 GMT, two miles south of Balhaldie services, near Dunblane. His attention was drawn to the accused standing completely naked in the roadway with his penis exposed."

Stirling Sheriff Court heard the next incident occurred at 2335 BST on 10 February, when another long distance lorry driver saw the accused at the same spot.

"He was completely naked and he was masturbating.", the driver said.

Anyone who can run around naked in Scotland in February and still get a HARD-ON to masturbate with, deserves some sort of civic award!

DL, it pains me to recall the time when I was exposed to pedophillia as a youngling. Me and me mates were messing around on the 6 track London-Scotland mainline traintracks, like you do.

This bloke in a mac (honest!) came over and asked if we wanted to see a 'fossil', at which he whipped out his cock.My how we laughed as he scarpered off. If anyone was scarred by the experience it was him, stupid fuck.

Publes, aye when it suits the bastards. What about the 'naked rambler'. All the man wanted to do was gor for a walk in the scud. Now it being Scotland and freezing, you wouldn't be able to see his dick, anyway. So what's the problem?

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