Stef's Blog - a native London Southlander and unrepentant 'Conspiraloon™' who doesn't trust anyone, not even himself. Sometimes I take pictures. I also enjoy swearing immensely and think much faster than I can type, so each post comes guaranteed to include at last one confusing typo. OK?

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

We are Legion

Good news!

The Daily Telegraph online is now completely infested and over-run by Conspiraloons!

Take the readers' comments underneath this current article for example...

"Let's assume for a moment that we are in the protean stages of a new world currency; that the G20's moves this time last week are laying the ground for its special drawing rights to replace the dollar as the international reserve currency. On that basis which of these two scenarios would you feel more uncomfortable with:

1. That a shadowy sect of global leaders are conspiring together to set up this new world currency; or that,

2. Instead, clueless politicians are sleepwalking into this, not knowing precisely what they are doing..."

...and surprise, surfuckingprise, the journowhore applies Hanlon's Razor and concludes that cock-up not conspiracy, once again, is at work

The readers, on the other hand, have reached a contradictory and somewhat robustly expressed conclusion and I recommend browsing through the two pages of comments here and here...

"Of course the Bilderberg group is just a harmless collection of influential politicians and global bankers who like to meet up for Fairtrade coffee and a game of Scrabble isn't it? Isn't it?"

"watch out for the Freemasons. You're just the kind of chap they'd like to get their hands on.Mind how you go"

"They would love a one-world currency, but how do they get there? And is there one central bank that controls the others? Well, we are not privy to these secret dealings and if you were, well, they’d have to kill you."

"At school in the UK we are taught to not think. Independent thinking is dangerous and most people you know with this trait are punished fairly quickly in our country."

"Conspiracy does not preclude cock-up. It's a false dichotomy."

"As soon as the capstone of the NWO is hastily put in place (I say 'hastily' as they are now in a panic) it will begin to collapse. I give it no longer than the third Reich. So millions will die. What's new. But there will be vengeance as never before seen ... We don't care. You cannot wipe us all out as we are legion. You, too, are on a list. You are on our lists, you bankers and politicians, you corporate journalists, you Con Coughlins and Dominic Lawsons. You members of Bilderberg, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, the UN, Nato, you MEPs, you Common Purpose traitors - you are all known; and when we at last come for you, 1789 will look like a fecking tea-party."

when he's not too busy self-publicising or blowing the 'shit just happens' trumpet Mr T does have some interesting things to sayWell, I think you know I consider the black swan idea to be largely shiteBut the conspiracode demands credit where it is due

This bloke gives us lot a bad name. I was flying over the M9 the other week and I suddenly thought to myself, I'm sick of being linked with financial meltdown and bizarre events of any sort. I'd even stick my neck out and say this guy better beak areful. If you fly with the crows, you get shot with the crows.

NZ is a excellent place for checking birds out - especially as so many of them don't enjoy flying very much

The temptation to point out that NZ's flightless birds didn't so much evolve into flying birds as die in huge numbers when their environment changed is strong, but one extended debate thread is enough for one week

There are at least four Black Swans in residence at The University of York. The university has a large artificial lake on campus with many species of wildfowl. They are known for their unusual coloration and, sometimes, aggressive behaviour towards students.

Fears have been expressed that within four years the incomers may have taken over the University completely, and be offering courses in a wide range of statistical studies.

Kea are legendary for their intelligence and curiosity, both vital to their survival in a harsh mountain environment. Kea can solve logical puzzles, such as pushing and pulling things in a certain order to get to food, and will work together to achieve a certain objective

It seems the Social Darwinists are out in force on the BBC. Even David Attenborough is in on the act. One wonders if he engages in gaia worship. Interestingt that he is a member of the Optimum Population Trust (how disgraceful that we have "charities" of this nature).

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