Spoof News and Parody Search

Ricky Martin is set to be joining Girls Aloud former bandmate Cheryl Cole when she goes on tour later on this month.
Ricky is said to have pleaded with Cheryl to be part of her entourage but she had other ideas of her own!
Shrieked Chezza: 'Why...

The two WAGS and pop stars, formerly both in girl-bands, had an idea pitched to them by their publicists that since they have both so much in common including their waif, thin gaunt-like appearance they should both co-write a book together about thei...

London-Big shots in the clothing industry are currently trying so sign the nation sweetheart Cheryl Cole to a DEAL that might make her at least 10 million quid.
A certain highstreet clothing store thanks its latest intern a certain Shongrila Meek...

The rapper 50 cent is reportedly enjoying the lovely company of British popstar and national treasure Cheryl Cole.
Fiddy has revealed in an interview that though he can barely make out what she says in her thick heavy accent he loves to hear her...

Ashley Cole distraught husband of Cheryl Cole has decided to act upon his suspicions that Cowell has long been after his lass since inviting her to sit beside him on the judging panel on the X-Factor.
Cole was getting annoyed by the frequent calls...

We can all give it up to our nations sweetheart to once again surprise us, rumours and speculation abound (mostly in my dreams, but, yunno) that Cheryl Cole has a major crush on rapper 50 cent for the longest time, possibly even during the time she w...

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)

Sorry, you can't go back any further!

It's not always possible to go back to the previous snippet, but you should come across it again if you keep going forwards. Or, you can try to find it in the Snippet Archive

Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

Decrease wait time on each snippet (auto-advance mode) Increase wait time on each snippet (auto-advance mode) Current wait on each snippet (1 = short, 5 = long)

Ratings:

You can rate any snippet as it's passing by. (Didn't quite catch it? Hit the skip back button!)

Holding your mouse over the snippt should pop-up the ratings box, where you can see the snippet's current rating, and you can enter your own grade by clicking the approprate star, from 1 star (okay), to 5 stars (hilarious).

Bottom of snippet missing?

Use the scroll bar to the right - like you're doing now! As long as your mouse is over the snippets box, the snippets won't advance when you're in auto-advance mode.