Decent article though a lot of it seems ripped off from or inspired by Mary Roach's book "Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal" which he briefly mentions. (Roach's butt-smuggling interviewees called the practice "hooping" which I don't get)

Relatively Obscure:Having worked in a prison, I was starting to believe that there was no limit that couldn't be broken.

I have a friend who works in a jail and she told me about a guy who had a gun up his ass. That takes some determination./There was also a guy who had a receipt and around 80 cents in change up his ass.

From TFA: "The maximum capacity of a normal rectum--meaning, before the patient is overcome by the urge to defecate--is about 350 to 500 mL, or about a pint in volume. "Too low. This guy hasnt been in my bathroom after a double flusher./putting him through that would be against the Geneva convention.

/Sad that Frank looks to be going to die//Nearly cried when Carl shaved his head///Not sure if it makes me a bad person but I really did laugh out loud when Debbie busted out the "He said he won't evict us, he loves me and touched me in my special place" speech about her cousin.