I SEE A RED DOOR - AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK demotivational poster

...And when I DO see them, I think "What a DRAG it IS getting old...!".

reason - September 14, 2009, 8:53 pm

no colors anymore, i want them to turn black.

moooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 am

Most days when I get home from work....yeah,Riiight Work. I can't find my door anyways. Sometimes it isn't even my door. Why do old ladies get so mad when they find me passed out on their front lawns?

Sean - April 26, 2009, 10:39 pm

If ya paint it black ya won't be able ta find it again and you'll look a whole lot silly tryin' to stick yer key into random locations along the side of yer house. So quit yer foolishness and paint it anything but black. And may I suggest charcoal grey?

Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:25 pm

I want to see the sun blotted out from the sky. Actually, I want to see the girls in their summer clothes.