Harry Potter and The End of the Gravy Train, Part Nine premiered in London today along with most of the British cast, a handful of celebs, and JK Rowling herself. Let's have a look at the festivities, shall we?

Here are the three stars Already Forgotten, Gonna Be a Huge Star, and Never Getting off Broadway.

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Let's talk for a second about Emma Watson's jacket. I do not like it.

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Oh look, it's our old friend Peaches Geldof. She's just over the moon to be here, isn't she?

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Here's JK Rowling. This woman has billions and she chose to wear this?

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Looks like someone just had a run in with the Snorting Hat.

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Every since Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Alan Rickman has looked a bit more like Kevin Costner every year.

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Please say that little Tom Felton will have a career once the movie series is over. I hear homosexual pornography is a growth industry.

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Like the fabled honey badger, Helena Bonham Carter does not give a fuck.

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He looks positively Hagrid.

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Sorry, Britain, but we have the Olsens.

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Long ago, Maggie Smith turned around at the wrong time and turned into a pillar of salt, but at least she's not taking this witch thing too seriously.

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"Maggie Smith farted!"

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Ralph Fiennes arrived stag but Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie didn't want to look like a loser, so he brought the woman from the St. Pauli Girl bottle.