In the 80's I used to see a Porsche in Windsor with TUR13O and another car with SAM130 which we thought odd and offensive. There was also PPD 1 on a car which caused great amusement as there was someone who used to draw male bits all over town known as the Phantom Pr***k Drawer, not quite Banksy. Sadly I had XLV750R on my Honda motorbike as that what it was. A local plumber has PO0 2 BOG.

Can remember years ago installing some financial software at Manchester Metro Uni and I heard a car pull up outside the window, a few floors below me. It was an awful Gold Nissan Skyline. Out popped a very smartly dressed asian fella about 4ft high he was, had a massive gold chain on his neck.

The woman who I was sat next too said he was the IT lecturer and local pillock and was a bit of a chav. On the way out she said "oh by the way, check out his reg plate, I bet you've never seen one like it and I guarantee he's never seen one!"

The reg was M1 NGE and I agree, i doubt he had ever seen one.

I had a really dodgy plate back in 2003, it was cut around the numbers with an 11mm border and got me loads of attention by the Police...