I don’t know about where you live, but it’s starting to get hot here; I’m talking heat indexes of 105. pant. Here are a few ideas to help keep you cool as the summer heats up.

Go shopping. Well, just pretend to shop since you don’t actually want to spend any money. Soaking up a store’s A/C is free, if you can resist the urge to pick something up.

Relive your childhood. Run through a sprinkler. This is even more fun if it’s somebody else’s sprinkler.

Wear fewer clothes. Everyone knows that a sweater is hotter than a tank top. It stands to reason that a tank top is hotter than a bandu. But be careful, contrary to what you might think, naked can actually be hotter than light breezy cotton.