I Have A Dream!

Last night, I dreamed that I was in a secret liberal politics planning meeting with Keith Olbermann and Jackie Chan. At one point, I looked over and saw Lawrence O’Donnell peeking up from inside a desk in the room. I pointed it out to Olbermann, who ran over to the desk and shattered it with one kick. O’Donnell stood up and proceeded to get into a fistfight with Olbermann.

After a few minutes, the fighting stopped and O’Donnell decided that it had been a bad move to fire Olbermann from MSNBC, so he offered him his job back. And then he offered me my own television show!