Aner Manuel got the Uber ride of his life in Boston. But Aner wasn’t happy with the incredible pornographic show he got so he complained. According to Aner, his Uber driver kissed and got oral sex from a woman, who may or may not have been a prostitute. He posted his account to Facebook (and released then the video he took from the back seat — you can hear Aner asking the driver “man, stop” and getting out of the car):

“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”

Storm Stella has wreaked havoc on the Eastern seaboard, dumping tons of snow along the way. And Pornhub is answering the call for help. It is offering snow plow services with a fleet of over 24 plows in Boston and Monmouth County, New Jersey. “After hearing about the severeness of Stella, we thought we’d help our PornHub community in the East Coast get plowed, safely,” the company’s vice president, Corey Price, said. “We wanted to send our crew out in areas that typically get hit hard, in and around Boston and New Jersey, so our fans can go about their day without worry. They are important to us and we hope to plow other states in need.” Requests for a plowing are being accepted via email at phubplows@gmail.com, but they are not plowing individual driveways, only streets, parking lots and small business lots. Pornhub, apparently, wants to keep individuals inside rocking their servers in search for porn.

The YouTube videos are getting taken down left and right, so by the time you read this, you’ll probably only see the picture of Faith Evans, 43, in concert in Boston, casually waving her dress around and accidentally flashing her bare vagina to the crowd. Faith and her people have been on a mission to get her pussy back in the bag ever since. The incident happened while she was performing her hit “You Used to Love Me” at TD Garden arena when she slightly lifted up her long patterned white dress to avoid tripping over it on stage. If it were just that, it probably wouldn’t have been much of a story. Who really could have seen it anyway. The problem was that at the time, Faith was also being broadcast live on a super-sized JumboTron video screen behind her. So you got a perfect view, even if a bit blurry on the cell phone video that has been burning a whole through social media.

Like most YouTube artists, Boston rapper Phinelia has a buttload of videos on YouTube that no one watches. That is, until you do something that involves sex and it blows up. Phinelia isn’t exactly blowing up, but he’s getting a lot more attention than he’s gotten previously for his video “Ayayai,” which is set to a collection of clips from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, for non-industry types, the porn convention. Good idea.

Michael Robertson appears to believe that the Founding Fathers, in their wisdom when sitting down to pen the Bill of Rights, and the First Amendment, intended to protect his right to take upskirt pictures on the subway in Boston. And he has a lawyer, Michelle Menken, who believes it too. They are fighting to protect Michael from criminal prosecution for an arrest and charges stemming from an August 2010 episode where police caught Michael allegedly trying to take cell phone pictures up women’s dresses on the Boston Green Line. If convicted, Michael could face more than two years in jail.

But according to Michael, and his lawyer Michelle, the laws regarding taking unwanted pictures of women are outdated and his conduct is protected by the First Amendment. They say, women do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy under their dresses, skirts, booty shorts, whatever, when riding on public transit. “The statute, on its face, applies to peeping Tom activity aggravated by the use of a recording device, and does not protect clothed people in public places,” Michelle wrote in her appeal to the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court. Good luck with that, Michael. Paparazzi everywhere will love you for it.

In her recent performance in Boston, Selena Gomez gave the crowd a little more than they paid for, a clean view of her nicely waxed upper groin, almost a full pussy slip. There probably was a full pussy slip, but that photograph is likely under serious negotiation for a big payday to the photog who snagged it. For the moment, here is the partial view. And here’s to hoping there’s more to see coming soon…