Friday, November 03, 2006

Well, OK, THAT might have something to do with it, too.

Not surprisingly, Canada's homophobic little bigots are getting revved up for yet another kick at the can when it comes to same-sex marriage and that's a good thing since, as we all know, nothing represents more of a threat to the sanctity of Biblically-blessed heterosexual unions than the thought of two same-sex people you've never heard of getting hitched.

So far Haggard's just copped to "indiscretions", probably related to drug buys. It wasn't obvious to me that the best place to get crystal meth was via rentaboy.com -- go figure.

At any rate, Haggard will probably claim he was buying a stash for personal protection reasons. Like Ashley Smith, I'm sure he had a copy of "A Purpose Driven Life" handy. The only other thing he needed in case of being held hostage was a stash of crystal meth.