First delivery arrives smashed in boxes. Probably Parcel Force fault. So ring Ikea. They say they will send out replacements. Sounds good. Day of delivery - no delivery. Or the day after. Thanks Ikea for keeping me in the effing house for two days.

Rang them today to see what's happening - the order is blocked apparently they think i haven't paid the goods.

Pigs from Sweden, methinks.

What a pain, never buy online from Ikea again.

I will never use them again for services like this, and I am only typing this bit to get my complaint to 100 words. Is this enough?