Thursday, July 23, 2015

THE WORLD OF SPORT

What is being a sports fan really about? Is it just like an
addiction to chess or light beer or mashed potatoes? Well, no; it’s more than
that. It makes you a citizen of a parallel world.

A famous sonnet by E. E. Cummings ends: “listen, there’s a
hell/ of a good universe next door; let’s go.” With a somewhat different
signification, Shakespeare wrote in ”Coriolanus”: “There is a world
elsewhere.”But a catchphrase like
that surpasses and outlasts its original meaning. Many of us have been looking
for and happy to embrace another habitat in a world of sport.

This alternative world is much more forgiving than our basic
everyday one. If the player or team you root for loses, you can put on a brave
smile and declare, “Just wait till next year.” It is a more sustainable loss
than any other kind; you can even, with impunity, switch to another sport and
win there.

But what if your team or player wins? True, your triumph is
vicarious, but less so than a mere win at cards, say, or at pick-up sticks.
Why? Because it is in an activity that the whole first world can watch on mass
media, which for all is a form of projection into, participation in, a great
game with the playing field not merely even but also universal.

I am basing this largely on my own experience, and my
feeling of intense identification with this or that famous sports figure. But
this identification is just as possible with an entire team. Take for example
the orgiastic oneness with the American Women’s Soccer Team, winners just now of
the World Cup. Do not the tens of thousands watching their triumphal progress
through the Canyon of Heroes, as two tons of confetti at tax payers’ (i.e.,
your) expense, are wafted halo-like onto their heads absorb you into their
victory?

I myself idolize my Serbian ex-compatriot and fellow
Belgrader (former in my case, but still), tennis champion Novak Djokovic.
Whenever he wins, and nowadays he usually does, it is very much as if I were
winning a bit too. The only things comparable might be movie fandom and
adoration of pop musicians, whether singers or instrumentalists. But even
there, there is a significant difference. Those stars are not always around, at
best in your record or video collection, but that is not happening in the Now,
as a TV broadcast is. And somehow your having to handle a disc or a DVD makes
it feel more manufactured, less universal than a program you watch with perhaps
millions of others.

With actors or actresses, lust enters into the reckoning. As
a heterosexual man, for example, you cannot quite escape some yearning,
probably unacknowledged, for the likes of Jane Fonda, Mary Louise Parker, or
Laila Robins. And then there is the fact that they are impersonating, being
someone other than themselves, that makes for some distanciation--to say
nothing of th’ expense of jism in a waste of shame. Djokovic, on the other
hand, is always Djokovic, absorbing you as unmitigatedly himself.

What
promotes identification is also steady availability thanks to the Tennis
Channel, ESPN, or some additional channel. This allows for close, extended
contact such as I do not have with actors who are often on hiatus. Not to
mention actors who rub me wrong: a Streisand and a Minnelli, say, who put me totally
off. There is no one in sports who does quite that to me, although creatures
like Svetlana Kuznetsova or Madison Keys come close. It may help, though, that
we know little or nothing about the private lives of any of them.

Sports are simply better covered than the arts in just about
any publication. The sports section of the Times keeps me company through my
long breakfast as no other section, save the Arts or the Book Review, does. But
in regional newspapers there is only sport accounted for, whereas movies, to
say nothing of theater or literature, hardly exist.

Charismatic sports figures are depicted and written up
extensively in the papers, and an aficionado can spend hours with them—not to
mention attending them in action if one has the time and the means to do so.
This, usually, provides al fresco benefits to boot.

And sports have their history too. There is no shortage of
fan-historians who can recite for you the scores of baseball games long past
including the names of batters and pitchers, with at least as much gusto and
detail as most theater fans can come up with details about seemingly forgotten
shows. But what am I getting at with all this?

I am trying to demonstrate that there is this other world of
sports in which we can immerse ourselves, get passionately involved with, fill
our thinking and conversation, and thus ward off the more humdrum, onerous, and
potentially hurtful real world. I, for instance, spend hours upon hours
watching tennis on TV, driving my uninterested wife nuts with the sound, and
then spend more hours discussing it on the phone with a likeminded friend. To
my mind, it far outclasses as escape the widespread passion for pop music, even
as the sound of rackets hitting balls is subtler than that of most modern pop
music, and I’ll even throw in Glass and Reich.

So it is also for you and me that the starting bell tolls or
the pistol pops, that goals are scored and basketballs tossed, that fantastic
jumps are made with or without pole over high bars, or down into the deep end
of pools. For us also that losing shoulders are pinned down with half or double
nelsons, that a baton is deftly passed from one runner to the next, that capped
heads bob up from pool’s edge to pool’s edge, or heavy gloves thunder onto
opposing chins. It is for us too that eternally young and charmingly bedizened
persons pirouette on the ice, that foils and sabers are crossed and that skis
fly through the air to dizzying distances and that teams or individuals leap gazelle-like
across hurdles crowding upon them.

It is also for our emotional participation that a fully or
partly inflated football is thrown across considerable distances, that archery
conjures up memories of more glorious ages. I could go on and on, but think I
have made my point sufficiently.

And as I am writing this, I have just watched the great
Novak Djokovic once again wresting the Wimbledon trophy away from the grasp of magnificent
Roger Federer, which fills me with a glow that will last me at least till
nightfall. For childless me it is, I imagine, what a little boy’s flawless
recitation of a poem or a little girl’s baking some prize-winning cookies is to
a proud parent.

Couldn't agree more. I love sports. The high drama played out in some of these games and tournaments is beautiful as well as fascinating. The Final Four, Ali vs Frazier, NFL playoffs, NBA finals, The World Series, Wimbledon, are truly the epitome of human endeavor. Okay, well, maybe it's not climbing Mt. Everest, but it's more fun to watch.It's true life drama. As much as I love the movies, plays, and books, let's face it, they're fake. They're not real like the struggles you see on the tennis court or any other court or field.

"There is no one in sports who does quite that to me, although creatures like Svetlana Kuznetsova or Madison Keys come close. It may help, though, that we know little or nothing about the private lives of any of them."

How nice of you to not mention Serena the Uglyass Williams.

She so ugly I can stick her face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

No matter which side wins, big sports in the US is about white people worshiping Negro muscle and power. White men are reduced to castrated white boys screaming for their Negro heroes, and white girls get the hots for black men and wanna have children with them.

Actually, sports is one area where race counts little: one can either produce on the playing field or not -- no racist boss or affirmative action enforcer can affect the final score.

Mr. Kelly, the editorial cartoonist for 'The Onion' is a big sports fan:

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/sucker-fans-50829

I've long thought that sports is soap opera for men: it's a lingua franca for men who have nothing else in common, as soap opera plots are for women. And in sports and soap opera, the hero/ine strives to get a ring.

Finally, pro hockey doesn't have many black players, so you can watch that and not feel racially "wussified"....

The Ken Burns 'History of Baseball' has an excellent chapter on the Negro Leagues.Football and Basketball are the only sports with a large proportion of black folks. Tennis, baseball, hockey, golf, bowling, auto racing, soccer, bicycle. . . you get the idea. The Chinese ROCK at ping pong, and believe me, I'm distressed about that. Why do the Chinese get to to be so good at ping pong? Maybe it's because they're so small and that lets them move around the table quickly. A ping pong table is like a tennis court for the Chinese. Fucking huge. I saw a match one time were the Chinese guy actually played the game ON THE TABLE! Pisses me off. Soon they'll be after our women too. They'll be lined up behind the black guys. Christ, it sucks to be a white guy these days.

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About Me

I've written for over 50 years on theatre, film, literature, music and fine arts for the Hudson Review, New Leader, New Criterion, National Review, New York magazine, Opera News, Weekly Standard, Broadway.com, Bloomberg News, The Westchester Guardian and on the Yonkers Tribune website. I'm continuing my contributions to the New York Times Book Review, Weekly Standard and New Criterion. Recently I've been seen on Heat Street. I have a PhD from Harvard University in Comparative Literature.