Another Thanksgiving disaster? Best to preemptively just hide your face in a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask. Then at least you have an excuse as to why you cooked the turkey still sealed in it’s plastic wrapping from the supermarket. Save yourself from the ire of flung mashed potatoes and sweet potato pies splattered …

It’s so easy to become a superhero with the Superhero in a Box. Just open the box, put on your cape, mask, and wristbands and you’re ready to save the day. Seriously it’s that easy. Forget training. Forget skills. Forget getting super powers when something horrific happened to you. Forget everything you know …