Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Greatest Comment Thread of All Times

Oh alright I toot it all the time. So here's some more tootin. The greatest comment thread ever devised by man, with credit going to David Stewart, myself and a little Ashleigh sauce on the side.

Scott LovesyRUSSELL HANTZ FOR THE WIN!!!January 29 at 8:31pm * o David Stewart BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Redemption island is a FARCE and I am seriously thinking about not watching in protest! January 30 at 5:48pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy Hahahahahahahahahaha I wondered what you would think ;)

I want to see Russell and Boston Rob on the jury. And I'm excited to see if either of them will last with new players.

It's funny how now the whole Redemption Island twist has been revealed as an obvious insertion to keep Russell and Rob in the game if either of them get voted out early :P January 30 at 7:04pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy My only complaint is that Coach should have been brought back as well. And Amanda. Not even to play the game, just put her on the beach for no apparent reason. January 30 at 7:06pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart hahaha, maybe Amanda could co-host with Jeff :P I judt think they are grasping at straws bringing an obviously contentious player back in Russell. It used to be about a group of ppl who didnt know each other coming together to play this game but they keep bringing ppl back which is lame! It works in an all-stars game but not when combined with newbies. January 30 at 10:09pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy See it's kind of necessitated by their new production schedule.

What they're doing now is filming two seasons back to back in the same location to cut costs. So they're forced into doing a sort of regular season followed by a gimmick season ...because they have no new location and there cant be two 'Survivor Samoa's or Nicaraguas.

Hopefully Season 24 is Purple Kelly vs. Brett from Samoa in the battle of the invisibles :P January 30 at 10:12pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart Who is Brett from Samoa?!? hahahahah I think they should just stop with the gimmik seasons, POOR FORMJEFF!!!!!!! :P January 30 at 10:14pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy Don't blame him... he's only a robot, he has no conscious decision making skills. :P

Personally I could really go for a season of 'Second Chance' survivor if they have to do a gimmick. Bring back all the players that were screwed over by inj...ury, tribal swaps or unlucky circumstance. That way we can have Rob vs Russell but it'd be Rob Cesternino from Amazon and Russell Swan who almost died :P hahaha January 30 at 10:17pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart YES!!! OMG YES!!!!!!!! And all the superior players that should have won but just missed out on the final immunity challenge. Rob from Amazon was robbed! (see what i did there? haha). January 30 at 10:21pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy As long as I get to see Shane Powers again... we need more rocks acting as blackberries, thinking seats, threats of murder towards alliance members, groin chafage, nicotine withdrawal and total insanity on Survivor :P January 30 at 10:34pm · LikeUnlike · 1 personLoading... o David Stewart I totally forgot about him!! Which season is he from? January 30 at 10:37pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy Exile Island; the one with Aras, Terry and Danielle. I watched it a few weeks ago. It's like a forgotten gem... really fucking good.

Greatest storyline ever when he swears on his son's life to be loyal to Courtney then two days later realise...s he despises her, and cant vote her out because his son is the only thing that means anything to him :P Instead he spends the rest of the season threatening to come to her apartment and kill her while she sleeps. Fucking gold. January 30 at 10:39pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart I loved that series!! Mainly cause Aras won beating Terry the loser ahahahaha. Plus he was smoking hot :P January 30 at 11:35pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy Yeah Aras beat Danielle DiLorenzo in the final 2. Now there's a final two we could likely divide between us :P January 30 at 11:45pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart hahaha, absolutely!! Although sadly id want the Aras from the island, only not smelly. Once he got all cleaned up he wasnt as hot LOL January 30 at 11:46pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy Dude Amanda has that same effect going on... 39 days on the island makes her hotter than cleaned up :P And someone like me in my position shouldn't be choosy... I'd take smelly if offered. lmao!

I'm guessing that you would want to get Aras t...o do some variant of the 'balancing on pole' challenge?? Mwahahahaha :D January 31 at 9:23am · LikeUnlike o David Stewart LMAO!!!!! So many jokes.....can't say them all.....brain overload :P January 31 at 12:38pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy The good news is, if I got Amanda to ever attempt the 'balance on pole' challenge, she wouldn't have to do it for hours, about 25 seconds would probably suffice, then the challenge would likely have to be called off. :P

Ooh ooh I've got one ...of the jokes to overcome the brain overload... something along the lines of "If that happened with Aras, it would give new meaning to Jeff's phrase 'Come on in guys'" right?? :P

Man I've got to stop... this thread is going to bad places now hahaha January 31 at 3:33pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart Bahahahaha, that is WAY better than anything that was going through my head :P And yes.....yes it is lol. January 31 at 6:49pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy I don't know why anyone hasn't yet written an album of Survivor themed love songs. Featuring 8 classic hits.

Someone needs to save this thread :P January 31 at 7:00pm · LikeUnlike o David Stewart OMG that is possibly the funniest thing i have read EVER!!!!!! I think my favourite is Hold onto my Greasy Pole, shocking i know :P We need to save this thread for the generations to come.....they must know of our greatness!! Tuesday at 2:50pm · UnlikeLike · 1 personLoading... o Scott Lovesy Every once in a while, amidst the lameness, I pull out something worthwhile. This may be one of those times :P And *saved in Word file* :P Tuesday at 5:57pm · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy Order in the next 15 minutes and receive a FREE bonus CD single featuring two unreleased tracks 'Unfulfilled Merge Expectations' and the 16 minute epic 'You were medically evacuated and now my heart feels as porous as a palm frond roof'. :P Tuesday at 6:33pm · LikeUnlike o Ashleigh Stewart ‎...I don't stalk your friendship and resulting status updates hahahaha HILARIOUS and even I remember the "thinking seat" dude - what a top notch loon! :D 5 hours ago · UnlikeLike · 1 personLoading... o Scott Lovesy Remembering Shane Powers earns you A MILLION POINTS!!! :)

Man why is it that having the last name Stewart inevitably makes you like the automatic greatest people in the world?? :P Well... maybe not Brett Stewart the womanising league league ...player, but definitely you two ;) 3 hours ago · LikeUnlike o David Stewart Hahahaha, thaks Scott!!! I feel we must actually make these songs into an album of some kind....the titles are too good for the world to not hear :P How about some kind of trance song...... 24 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy That might be the only trance album I would listen to the whole way through :P

First we'll remix the Survivor theme into a trace song. It starts with 'Wee eh oh lee oh lee oh lee ahhh" then segues into some furious synth rhythms and beats :P...

Survivor: Dancefloor. Where you're voted off for not having the FUNK. :P 20 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o David Stewart OMG screw Redemption Island we should pitch Survivor Dancefloor to the producers!!! If they want gimick....we got it. YES WE CAN!!!! 17 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o David Stewart How about Survivor: Wild Animal Enclosure......Last one standing against a pack of lions wins the million. 17 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o Scott Lovesy I'm pretty sure I would be the first one voted out of Survivor: Dancefloor, either that or I would pull a Na'Onka and quit the game :P

The final Survivor Dancefloor immunity challenge to see who faces the epic trance jury of DANCEALICIOUSNES...S is an endurance challenge where the 3 remaining dance castaways see who can last the longest on a continuous loop of the hardest level on Dance Dance Revolution. :P

I LIKE Wild Animal Enclosure :P Perhaps also Survivor: Jailhouse. Become a member of a gang alliance and compete in reward challenges for a carton of cigarettes and immunity challenges featuring 'Don't drop the soap'. :P 13 minutes ago · LikeUnlike o David Stewart Ahahahahahahahaha, have you played DDR? that game is crazy hard!!!!

I am intrigued by Jailhouse...and they can compete in a shiv making competition where you have to stab the other person before they stab you :P

Survivor: space station still ...has to be my favourite 9 minutes ago · o Scott Lovesy I usually dont play games that involve either strenuous physical activity or coordination... it doesn't go well for me :P

Survivor Space Station is the first and thus will always be the classic ;) It's the 'Borneo' of Survivor ridiculous spin offs. And there's always one like Redemption Island that just takes things too far...