WARNING: This fancomic (and, by nature, the snark) contains discussion of abortion-related issues. Because of how the fancomic handles the topic in question, those who are sensitive to such a topic may wish to skip this snarking entirely.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the snark bug has finally hit in proper force again, and I’m back in the thick of it! It’s a little bit like the Nostalgia Critic actually: we both hit a bump, felt we couldn’t go further, and then we found something so grotesque, so bad, so stupid, that it reinvigorated the snark bug!

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to delve into a Zootopia fancomic! But not just any Zootopia fan comic! No no no no no. If it had to be a Zootopia fancomic, it’s a matter of going big or going home. Lucky for me that this particular webcomic has spawned countless memes on Twitter, then! (No, seriously, there’s an entire article from Dorkly about it.)

So, let’s get into this, shall we? Beware, for we’re about to trudge into the infamy that is I Will Survive.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the finale of this stupid series. It’s been a long time coming, and now, here we are, ready to end this pile of fuck. And man, what a dumb pile of fuck it was. It almost makes me glad that this right here is deadfic, you know?

Anyway, let’s not waste any more time. We’ve got a shitty series to finish, and not a moment too soon!

DISCLAIMER: This fic has sex in it. It’s badly described sex, but sex nevertheless. You’ve been warned.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the last installment of Lemons For Days, formerly known as Mortal Kombat: A New Hero’s Journey. I’m your host Herr Wozzeck, and here we are. It’s… been a weird one, this one. I haven’t seen so much half-assed sex since EclipsePheniox came around, and…

Well, really, what can I say about this fic after its last appearance on the Library? I mean, with mothers fucking people in front of their daughters and talking like they’ll be next on the guy’s “to fuck” list… Really, you can’t get much more warped and fucked up than that.

So after that, who wants to see how quickly those two will get it on? You get… no points for guessing correctly, by the way.

Anyway, let’s get this show on the road. The sooner we can get it done, the better.