Quick note - the Target next to where I live released Killzone 2 today two days early, so if any of you are chompin' to get it - check Targets and other places because it's weird to release a game on a Friday and obviously some stores ju...

What up suckas?! I thought I'd share with you all my newest video where I try out an energy drink marketed towards athletes and see it's effects on me, a gamer. I'll be honest the video has little to actually do with that.

If you go to Las Vegas be sure to grab as many cards as you can from www.VegasLoveCards.com (coming soon, I kid you not we bought the domain name). Also, If you want to see the height of badassery, play Resident Evil 5 projected on the s...

Sorry Fronz, I'm hijacking your shit for a second. OK SO - I'm talking with -D- and he said he liked the movie "The Replacements" which in and of itself is terrible. But when I told him I had to go see "The Replacements" when it came out ...

Don't get me wrong, I'm in a cheery mood right now. The Christmas Spirit has bit me on the face. But I just was looking at Kotaku and saw...this. Here's my promise to each one of you reading this. I will do something with my life to pu...

Hellz to the yeah! I got NBA Live 09 in the mail yesterday from Samit for winning one of his caption contests. Dreams to come true on this site. Just kidding, but I am pumped about this game! So thanks to Samit and Destructoid for the ga...

If Fallout 3 doesn't win game of the year then that will just be an absolute travesty. If GTA IV wins game of the year I will go on a homicidal tear. But that's not the award you need be concerned about. No sirs. The award I'm referring t...

So I wrote this artcile over at Bags and Boards about the Punisher movie franchise and want to know how you clowns feel about it. http://bagsandboardspodcast.com/2008/10/20/no-punisher-movie-for-marvel-fans/ It wasn’t until around the...

Rock Band DLC is a beast. It's one of the best things to ever happen to video games, ever. However, I've always been slightly disappointed in the lack of cohesion that the songs have as far as getting information on them online. The offic...

In light of the song "Cream and Bastards Rise" being available as Rock Band DLC, I've decided to do focus more on Harvey Danger. Disclaimer: This is not real, it's just what I know would be awesome Unfortunately, not a lot of people ac...

The first word that comes to mind here is "ouch." As in, "Ouch! $40 dollars is a lot of money to delve out on 18 songs!" But to me, the real ouch is that you can't cherry-pick the songs you want out of this pack. That's right, if you want...

Note: This is not real, it's just what I know would be awesome I have a theory that almost everyone just intrinsically enjoys the music from the time period they are in Junior High School to High School. Whatever those songs were that y...

In a move that gives internet whineboys a little hope, Blizzard has announced that they will consider bringing back old classes to Diablo III if players aren't happy with the current class selection. This comes off the announcement by Dia...

Today marks the birthday of one of Destructoid's very own special members, -D-. For his birthday I decided I would do a dramatic reading from a mission statement of sorts about Destructoid. I think we all need a reminder of why we are her...

Roughly five months ago, I went on the defensive about Mortal Kombat vs. DC. Everyone was bashing it and I said, "F u" to the naysayers. After playing it at PAX and gauging everyone's reactions, and even having Riser Glen himself walk up ...

The following video stars -D-, tazarthayoot, Kryptinite, Hoygeit, and myself. We filmed this on the last night of PAX up in mine and D's hotel room at the infamous Red Lion. It should be noted that in the elevator on the way up to film this...

Big ups to Hoygeit for doing a great job taping this. Also, thanks to Alex Navarro and the Harmonix guys for letting us play when they didn't have to, since the show was closing and everything. As you can see at the end, Necros has a vi...

It's really weird to me that I won't be seeing all of you again for quite sometime. It just felt natural that we would all like hang out this weekend or something. It sounds like Dtoid needs to build a commune. DESTRUCTOID THE CULT ...

Surprise! PAX was an event! It happened just recently! It sure was fun being in attendance. But you can't really have attended PAX unless you write a note to every person you interacted with. So for that reason, I will not write a note to a...

Not until GlaDoS serenaded us at the end of Portal did anyone imagine a song from a video game being a big hit. Sidenote: If you own any Final Fantasy soundtracks, it's time for that big life re-evaluation you knew was coming. Can I get a...

It's the end of an era. Well, for now at least. It would appear as if Destructoid's old friend Luc "The Fluke" Bernard has thrown in the proverbial towel. From his blog: "Ok this is basically a blog post to announce that I won't be con...

According to Kotaku, our generation's "Pat" has decided to pour some more sand into his/her vagina and/or penis. "Just yesterday the game was patched to make the giant bird enemies die a little easier, and Luc has informed me that more ch...

Oh snap, I'm tempted to buy this. I was just browsing some action figures online like most cool people do on a Sunday, when I ran across this. Only 4 are randomly inserted into you shipment, so there's no guarantee. But, wow, these thing...

This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever witnessed on this site. It's not THE MOST ridiculous thing, but it's up there. Luc Berfuckingnard What in the name of shit are you doing? You made your way onto this site like 5 mon...

Tony Parker sucks, go back to France you queer Well with the release of NBA Live 09 just around the corner I'm getting antsy for some basketball action. That's why I bring to you this video of three video gamers dunking in the name of th...

Oh man, you can tell when someone of my stature isn't around much (wait, read the next sentence). For those of you who are brand new, I'm the sarcastic guy. Howdy kiddos. Today I come to you with an important message. That message? Call ...