Jessica Simpson gets dumped

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have broken up after Mayer reportedly dumped her last weekend. Additionally, sources are claiming Jessica Simpson has turned her back on Operation Smile when she didn’t attend their benefit the other night.

“She’s turned her back on them,” the spy said. “She got a lot of good publicity from the charity but refused to let pictures of her be in the commemorative book and hasn’t done anything with them in a year.”

I don’t care about either of these stories, I just wanted to post this picture of Jessica Simpson at Cannes with her super lopsided breasts. If it were anybody except John Mayer I’d understand why he dumped her. Except it is John Mayer. So I don’t. When you look the way he does, you should be thankful if you manage to get a date with a store mannequin. Or a telephone book with a mouth drawn on in lipstick.

Well, i’ve been on this site for a year and it makes me laugh every day. But this one had me laughing so hard i was crying so I’m leaving my first comment!! Whoever you are that writes these….good job!!! You’re freakin hilarious!!
Does anyone think she regrets leaving Nick?

I saw it comin’, it was really obvious because she was trampin’ it up out on the town alot lately, and looking real insecure. Either she had already been dumped and was doing an “I’ll show him! Look at what you’re missing out on! I’m hot and people want me!Now you’ll regret it!” or she knew she was about to get canned so she was desperately trying to do a “look at me, I’m so hot, so many people want me, you better not dump me or you’ll be sorry”…jeez, I know way too much abt these situations, I should just shut up already. Anyways, it was bound to fail, it was purely a rebound relationship for her.