I am America's Senior Comedian (R).

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These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.

The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.

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Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.

When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.

05/11/2010

See? Even hellholes like Zimbabwe grant trials to the terriss.

Zimbabwe
Court Acquits Mugabe Opponent of Terrorism Charges

JOHANNESBURG — A High Court judge in Zimbabwe
on Monday acquitted Roy Bennett — a leader of the party that has long
opposed President Robert
Mugabe but now governs the country with him — on charges of plotting
to violently overthrow Mr. Mugabe, 86, who has been in office for three
decades.

Mr. Bennett, a white politician with a black political base, has often
bluntly called Mr. Mugabe a dictator ruling on behalf of a greedy
political elite. Widely despised by leaders in Mr. Mugabe’s ZANU-PF
party, Mr. Bennett was arrested on the terrorism charges in February last year, on
the very day the power-sharing government was sworn in. Mr. Mugabe has
said he would allow Mr. Bennett to assume his post only if he was
acquitted.

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