Friday, January 16, 2009

Reader favorites

Some people maintain that torture doesn't work, but in some ways, that's just not true. This list of Frodology readers' favorite articles, for example, demonstrates that when those same people are deprived of their finger nails, they'll admit to loving things they've never even read.

Here, then, are the results of Frodology's survey by way of Premature Finger Termination Treatment:

Everyone loves a butchered work of literature, and never is that more true than when the act of desecration happens to improve it. Pictures help too. I give you The Lord of the Rings (abridged):

Are you one of those people looking for a religion that holds your hand and guides you through life's trying times? One that gives you comfort, and whose priests occasionally get handsy? One where heartfelt advice can be exchanged for sexual favors? One that exploits your youth and vulnerability, and treats you like the dirty girl you are? No? Too far?

According to the good, trustworthy German folks at Blogcounter.com, this reader favorites page is itself a reader favorite. You can reach this page by clicking this link, or the slightly more popular option of doing nothing at all.

Still not convinced? See what other benefits Frodology can offer (although honestly, if the sexual favors didn't do it, this probably won't make a difference):

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