TWITTER, I'VE DECIDED I HATE YOU. THE ONLY SUBSTANTIAL THING I CAN USE YOU TO SAY LATELY IN UNDER 140 CHARACTERS IS THAT I HATE YOU. I HATE THAT I CAN'T HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION ON YOU, AND THAT YOUR FORM ENCOURAGES RUSHED, SHALLOW READING. I HATE THAT I CAN NEVER KEEP UP WITH MY TWITTER FEED. AND I HATE THAT I GET SO FEW RETWEETS. YES, YOU HAVE SO MANY LINKS TO FOLLOW, AND THAT IS PROBABLY GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO LIKE YOU. BUT LET ME GO AHEAD AND SPIN THAT INTO A NEGATIVE: EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO INTO MY TWITTER FEED I INSTANTLY SEE THREE OR FOUR THINGS I MUST READ, THEN I REALIZE THAT BEFORE I READ ONE OF THEM I'LL HAVE 50 NEW TWEETS. IT'S NEVERENDING, AND IT FEEDS MY OWN SUSPICION THAT I'M ALWAYS MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING.