‘Rampage’ Jackson attempts hit & run while driving truck with his face on it (FAIL)

Former UFC champ Quinton “Rampage” Jackson was arrested yesterday after hitting a whole bunch of cars while attempting to elude police in Costa Mesa, Calif. In case you missed the headline, Rampage was driving a massive camoflauged Ford F-250 that kind of sort of had his face plastered on both driver AND passenger-side doors. I guess he was trying to compete with the Joker’s smile mobile; I have no fucking clue. SI.com reports:

A Costa Mesa patrol officer attempted to pull Jackson over after he was seen weaving in and out of traffic with a flat front left tire, according to a release issued by the Costa Mesa Police Department. Jackson, 30, continued driving to avoid being stopped. Losing control of the truck, Jackson drove up onto a sidewalk. He continued on, colliding with a vehicle in an intersection and running several red lights.
Eventually, the truck came to a stop and Jackson, originally of Memphis, Tenn., was arrested without incident at gunpoint.

I’m going to assume that, somewhere after he hopped a curb then ran a couple of red lights, the following thought went through Rampage Jackson’s head: “And my face is on the car isn’t it? Super duper. Should’ve gone with Mr. T punching a tiger, Rampage. Oh, wow, that’s a gun.”

#1 – Wow, you’re about as original as the whole “war for peace” doctrine. The village where you escaped from is holding nightly vigils, just waiting for their idiot to stumble home. And seriously what’s up with the obesession with spinning cocks? You should run for senate on the GOP ticket!

“was arrested without incident at gunpoint.”
That’s the guy that beat Liddell, twice. The cop that arrested him should take his 9mm out to dinner as a big thank you for deterring the nice UFC fighter from beating him into a stain on the road.

#8 – Using the “village idiot” retort is less original than #1s comment, so Id try to come up with something a little better than that.

If youre gay and proud as youve said in other previous posts, what are you bitching about spinning cocks for? Isnt that youre speciality? Id also like to remind you that its not only GOP members that have gay affairs and secret lovers. I would assume you would know that though and are just another bitter Bush hater that cant see through the fog of the “Obamasphere”, silly rabbit.

Since #12 brought it up….do you know the real difference between Liberals and Conservatives. Whenever a Liberal gets involved in a scandal it is with a mistress. Whenever a Conservative gets in a scandal it is with another dude or a little boy.