IN THE BID: Socialist Crackpot, Bernie Sanders, to Make His Run for Presidency

The democratic options for 2016 are hilariously pathetic. God help us if they actually win.

Oh, Democrats. You’re making this so much fun. Your elderly, white, one-percenter, Hillary Clinton, is turning out to be an ethically-challenged electoral nightmare. To make matters worse (or better) the only other people you’ve tried to portray as viable candidates are a man who presided over Baltimore’s collapse in the 2000’s and a fake Indian. To be blunt, the DNC “field” is a ridiculous mess ….and it’s about to get even better.

You have a new champion entering the race. He’s yet another elderly white career politician, he’s a socialist, and he hails from Vermont.

As the Huffington Post reports, Bernie Sanders (crackpot-VT) is about to announce his already-doomed candidacy:

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) will launch a campaign seeking the Democratic nomination for president in 2016 on Thursday.

Sanders will be the first official challenger for the Democratic nomination to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who launched her campaign earlier this month.