Turkey Leg Watch

Wrap this juicy piece of faux leather around your meaty wrist as you celebrate the love of all things Disney, and all things MEAT, with this new Turkey Leg Watch! It’s Nice! It’s Juicy! It’s only $31.95! This quartz watch has a stainless steel back and a chrome buckle. And tastes like chicken! (Just kidding. It tastes like turkey.) (Just kidding. It doesn’t taste.)