1) Society is a farm for the oligarchs to consume and harvest new borns and some other utilities from the host population ,that’s cultivated in a way where we’re conditioned to assume a world view that hides all the details. Through schooling and deliberate false ideologies promoted around.

2)Abrahamism is based on the suffering God allows, because he wants it.

3) UFO contact is constantly proven, but obviously hidden. For political reasons.

No energy weapons. Controlled demo. The fire and smoke in the building weren’t real, they were pyro and smoke machines. Explosions were movie pyro. No one ever worked in the buildings except the tourist attractions. Planes were cgi. First responders were actors.

Subsaharan africans building pyramids and inventing things is the most gently caressed up, easily debunked, conspiracy theory I have ever heard.>"We taught wipipo how to bathe en’ sheeeeit!">still living in mud huts in the 21st century>think that consuming the organs of albinos cures AIDS>think "a sorcerer" created the Ebola virus

Ever wonder the REAL reason they are NEVER gently caressed with in Europe? Everyone could be loosing their shit all around but no one dares gently caress with the Swiss? Its because they have the evaporator. Where they got it, no idea. All I know is one day years maybe decades before WWI the Swiss invited world leaders to a secret meeting, where they demonstrated the Evaporator. The device can instantly evaporate any object or person any where in the world, instantly. No trace left, and with zero warning. Im not sure about the limits of it, if there are any…But that is why no one ever gently caresss with the Swiss.

The single-soul hell reality, basically something I came up with myself>this universe/reality is a prison/hell/punishment chamber for another universe/reality>there is only one soul held within this reality>every time the physical body dies, it is reincarnated across space but also across time, meaning you could die today and be reborn as a caveman>the purpose of this reality is to serve as a tool for the soul to understand the complex web of actions and reactions that cause happiness and suffering>the "simulation" isn’t complete until you have lived as every person there can ever be, and are able to recall all your past and future lives and what what done to/for you in those lives>Buddhism is the true religion in that it acknowledges that reincarnation occurs and the purpose of enlightenment is to remove yourself from the cycle (ending the simulation)>if you’re reading this it means that the worst experiences are behind you, but you’re still far from enlightenment>enlightenment occurs when one can recall all their past and future lives and can therefore become the perfect human by analyzing the complex chain of events that led to instances of joy and suffering, allowing you to avoid the latter>In the final incarnation you are the original Buddha, trying to convince the other instances of yourself of the nature of reality>Once you die, you either return to the original reality as just one perfect soul among innumerable other perfect souls, or achieve apotheosis, allowing you to create more souls/universes>The second is the most likely as it allows for the meta-organism to reproduce.
I’m not sure if I believe this or not.

Glass is the solid form of air
Shakespeare started the Great Fire of London
The Xbox 360 button is an eye
High school exams CIA recruitment testing
Seattle Sky Needle is an evacuation rocket for the 1%
Don’t answer a ringing public telephone
Crusades still in progress by Western soldiers in middle east
Oil is the life force of the Earth
Garden Gnome holidays (Tread cautiously)
Lotteries are a lure of hope by the 1%
Time travelling North Korean H-Bomb accident caused mass extinction
Bookmarks change outcome of story
"Ultra soft" toilet paper Psy-op
Sydney to New York in 3 hours
Government uses hurricane winds to compress carbon into Diamonds
Time is created by clocks
The sun is cold and space is naturally hot. It keeps us cool enough to live
Captcha is Skynet training itself
Your toilet flushes automatically while you sleep
Band aids are a blood consuming parasite
(((They))) are using global warming to melt the ice caps to uncover something…( Atlantis, the last remnants of Nazi power, ice wall hiding the other 5 continents, alien ship , the ark that brought man to earth, portal to hell, entrance to the inner earth, portal between poles, ancient biomes hidden in greenhouse pockets under the ice, some kind of “God”, the garden of eden)
There will be a huge light coming from Sagittarius A in spring 2020, it will make us shift from 3D to 5D.
Neo-Hussite underground movement
The sea is the sky (do NOT google)
Teutonic Knights European Union conspiracy
US as a continent was formed in the 1400s
Space is small
Space travel only takes a few hours
Pandemonium is in Venus
Prague Spring Man was a double-amputee
Water is Earth’s piss
Medieval internet
Planets are atoms
Lost Czechoslovakian Roadside Picnic adaptation was a Chernobyl prediction
Fictional Universes become real upon creation within the mind.
Esper-CIA-Soviet Underground Secret Civil War
Freemasons are misunderstood freedom fighters.

some dude spied on some upstanding wealthy gentlemen in their golf game, and heard some things which were obviously taken out of context. Troubled by this, the man investigated these rumors and obviously found nothing.
He then coincidentally died shortly after. A shame.
But his theories were obviously nothing but foolish speculation. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs psychiatrist help haha.
Stay away from wealthy golf courses, and don’t eavesdrop. Its bad for your health.

I like the mudflood and Tartary Empire stuff. It’s kind of convincing.
Also that glitches in the matrix are to remind us that life isn’t real and we are just in a dream. This is the reason for repetitive use of numbers (33 108 ect), it’s a code to remind us our reality is something we created

That’s what they would have you believe, but why then are dreams not limited to the same rules, and why don’t we get sick spending all day in bed eating tendies? Bed and tendies overcome all illness, because of dreams, which are real, obviously.

Best schizo one I heard is that pandas aren’t real and are a Chinese hoax. The Chinese lease them out to zoos for millions and if they die they cannot be autopsied and must be sent back. Some since deleted account had videos of animatronic pandas and people in panda suits at foreign zoos.

Evolution is fake. "Neanderthal" and other "primitive hominid" remains are no more than a few thousand years old. The differences in bone structure can be accounted by taking into consideration bone growth in extreme old age. As well as "scientists" purposefully placing bones and "reconstructing" in such a way as to misrepresent the truth. Humans are capable of living for hundreds of years, and they are trying to hide this fact.

The Bible correlates with life spans of hundreds of years, and The Bible doesn’t tell us how old the Eaarth is, the 6.000 years figure is calculated in modern times from life spans and dates given in The Bible. But i think it’s more than that.

I don’t know how carbon dating works and for all i know it’s bullshit.

Here’s a conspiracy theory for you: what you see is what you get, with all it’s limitations. The Bible correlates.

You only believe in Outer Space because you’ve been told it exists, you watched space agencies fotoage (which IMO is fake), movies/series/video games (all obviously faae), and you can see lights and shapes in the sky with your naked eyes and a telescope.

All you can do is arrogantly question why would God allow for us to be decieved in this way. Which The Bible actually explains.
We are fallen. It’s our fault.

One guy said that he got up and saw a multicoloured moon, and his only logical conclusion was that he had teleported through time

He also though that bananas black spots contained microscopic spiders that carried a disease that made you mentally ill, and that this disease would turn you into an exuder. exuders constantly smelled bad and their odor contained the same disease so smelling them could cause you to go insane.

He said he designed the space shuttle and that nasa stole the designs from him.

He claimed that the annunaki star people came here because of a golden asteroid that impacted into quebec.

He claimed that he discovered an anti aging serum when he saw a worm in an apple floating down the river and the worm told him the secret to making the serum, and all of this was thanks to jesus.

Though I think my favorite historical one was Newton thinking the Dark ages were made up but the elite to justify their rule

Meh, looks healthy all he needs is to get a home. Guy should stop being a bitch, should start selling drugs or something. I only truly pity people with unsolvable problems, what do you want?

>i got nowhere to sleep

The floor, faggot.

>i can do no better i tried tried tried

You can. Just gently caressing do it. You’re not a starving homeless favela niglet with no parents, and those exist. You’re a White man in America, literally sharpen an object and go rob somebody. I dunno.

I like the bitch in the end. She prolly won’t be homeless in the future.

I heard this ridiculous theory back in school about some man that was fighting a war against major world powers on all sides and diverted a massive amount of resources to systemic chemical genocide of an alien race that gently caressed his and every other country over and had been for hundreds if not thousands of years. Can’t quite remember the name. Crazy stuff though.

God does not cause infinite suffering, our suffering is temporary and we are saved and redeemed by our faith in Jesus Christ. In the end all that followed Jesus live happily ever after in the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth IIRC.

They always talk about going to Heaven, but they never mention that Revelations tells us that Jesus comes back and defeats Satan and sends It, It’s demons and It’s followers to Hell forever thus vanquishing all evil forever. If i’m not mistaken.

God is also Enki/Jupiter/Shiva/Satan or whatever, or not God, because it all has to come from somewhere and that’s how omniscience and omnipresence works. All possibility is there at the lowest/highest level, anyway. Hindus call it Brahman, because it’s indivisible. The highest abode is Brahmapura and the lowest Naraka, with the rest and all fluid cycles, usually of repetition and suffering. But it’s all there because of Love, right?

Makes sense to me, i’ve recently heard of this theory. Anything that can explain something in a more simple less spectacular way makes sense to me and i’m always more inclined to believe it. For example, NASA footage is a Hollywood production with movie props actors and CGI.

My personal one, everything is in a loop. Not just crazy plot or reason behind it, just by observing and studying physics. Just a couple of years ago this was impossible due to a flat universe, but as newer discoveries prove that its spheri, that everything. Im sure you know the basics, like that everything will sooner or later end up as hawking radiation, right? Well now with a spheric universe, all this radiation is trapped. Meaning that theres only a matter of time before all the radiation will be at the exact same spot at the exact same time. Remind me again anon, what do we call that thing again? Where all energy is focused on one single point?

I dont think you anons have a clue of how scary it is, that the end times are starting to connect with the big bang.

Now there could be trillions of big bangs, big bang A happens, A’s death result in a different B happens (different cause of radiation coming from different angles), B’s death lead to C happening, ultimately, you will end up at Z’s death which will lead to big bang A again. And we all know how A will play out so B again comes after A. You can assume the universe we are in now is K. You and i live in K.

This is a fraction of a theory im working on myself, but i can prove 80% of it with physics. Im mostly focused on trying to disprove it, not prove it.

I dont think you get it that theres a finite amount of universes that can exist. To extend on Descartes here, we think therefore we are; the mere fact we are in this universe right now means that is a probability for it. With infinete time and only a small probability, it will happen again and again. The whole reasoning behind only one universe was because we thought "the big crunch" was impossible. Its not, just a little different.

To put it like this, all the universes are just elements of a bigger loop. All possible universes loop through another. This is the billionth time you are reading this, every action you do, you are condemning yourself to make that same action for all eternity, basicly. If anon spends 10 seconds reading this, and ur gonna live this exact life down to the smallest detail for all eternity. Those 10 seconds X infinity = unlimited time ur gonna spend reading this. Every action you do, you are condemning youself.

the universe is not quite spherical, there is a point missing at the origin (beginning of time) and so the edges are spread out flat for infinity. and this is what causes the mechanism for all geometries and forces in the universe. field geometry is similar to hopf fibration because it is stereographically projected. pretty much all theories are correct and the human mind can’t quite grasp true reality. monism is the best ontology, and the way to fix science is to free it from ontological dogma. wrote a book on this.
but yes, the meaning to everything is mysticism. the big bang is the final incarnation of god. life is destined to do nothing else other than absorb and unite all matter (by reversing time?)
study ontology and stereographic projection to reach the next level

1.Everyone around you is an NPC including your parents.
2.when you die you ironically respawn in the bed you slept in most recently or in front of a hospital. Yes it sounds way too vidya but I experienced this before.
3.dreams that feel extremely real actually happened but in a parallel dimension that actually exists.
4.the earth is flat
5. Satélites don’t exist
6.weapons of mass destruction don’t exist
7. Only way to leave this dimension is to head out to the ice walls (Antarctica) which coincidentally banned ordinary people from going there which totally isn’t suspicious.
8.every type of race has unique abilities exclusive to their own kind such as how diverse folk can blend in at night, whites are physically stronger, Asians are sneaky and arguably smarter on average than others. You can’t compare a golden retriever to a wolf.
9.lgbt and gay propaganda are being fed down our throats to sterilize the world. If the idea that it’s okay to be a faggot and suck dick is constantly out there and constantly available eventually more people will accept it. An example of this would be religion.

LSD is a hallucinogenic drug that leaves you vulnerable to demons and supernatural entities gently caressing with you. It also leaves you vulnerable to your sodomite buddy Steve fingering your butthole cause you’re so spaced-out.

Our sun goes micro nova every 12,000 years. When it does, the earth is gonna get gently caressed raw. Global warming is a cover to fool the normies into not noticing whats happening to the sun. Most life on our planet is going to die.

After the micro nova, the sun’s output is going to be massively reduced; resulting in an ice age. This is why human civilization isn’t more advanced. We keep getting reset back to the stone age, with very few people surviving.

Varg believes in that i guess, good thing i believe the Sun is literally just a small light in the sky that produces heat for some reason and not a gigantic on-going nuclear explosion. I don’t believe in reincarnation either.

Astrology SEEMS legit, but it also utilizes and promotes the Globe Earth theory.

Gee, what a coincidence that The Bible forbbids us from dabbling in Astrology.

IMO Satan and it’s demons already know the future (which BTW proves destiny is real, thus providing the meaning we all seek in life) and can lie to us by telling us that the lights and shapes we see in the sky bear any special significance and can replace God.

Revelation 12:12 King James Version (KJV)
12 Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.

Yes, and The Occult is pretty legit in it’s predictive powers of a person’s personality. Atheists and Agnostics usually become Satanists this way, because they see it isn’t entirely bullshit and there’s something to it despite not being quite capable of figuring out what it is, thus it draws them even further in. All of this of course coupled with hefty amounts of drugs sex and rock’nroll

Or this days mumble rap or whatever you kids listen to. Repent and be saved or disobey and go to Hell.

You can conjure spirits and even what you would call gods through thought alone. Praying to a God will literally create it, taking up physical space in a neuron in your brain, and influencing your actions as long as you remember it exists.

I believe they’re all demons, or something we’d call a demon. There are potentially trillions of demons that humans can conjure up. I once conjured a bulldog from the mix of dirt on a flower pot that formed something aesthetically pleasing. I kind of let my mind play the game of pretending it was real, until I actually believed it was.

I believe that I had conjured up a bulldog demon that existed in that time frame, taking up physical space in my brain and affecting my actions and perception of reality.

Modern day Je ws are the surviving descendants of Neanderthal. In times before recorded history we (Cro-Magnon) attempted to wipe them out, but were unsuccessful. This is the origin of the belief that they are God’s chosen people, and why they so strongly resent the rest of us.

I’ll succintly spit some game for you young bloods out there: the Earth is a flat realm with a dome, it has a hollow portion, Antarctica is all around it and beyond it may be more habitable land and eventually the walls of the dome. Furthest down anyone has ever drilled is 8 miles, nobody has seen the Earth’s core.

Aliens aren’t real because Outer Space isn’t real. UFO’s are demons, goverment and civilian aircraft and maybe atmospheric life forms and other supernatural creatures. Supernatural creatures in general are real, and many of them may just be demons LARPing.

There’s actors playing another actors in Holywood.
Most musicians are actors.
Most of musicians and actors have fake death sacrificies, the Gematria confirm this.
There’s actors playing mass shooters. There’s baby sacrifice in Holywood, as well poop eating events(search on Google) Massshootings are connected with Gematrian connection(Well documented as well in freetofindtruth blog)
There’s transgender people in the gov and holywood.
Obama is Heath Ledger, Michelle Obama is Wayne Brady

Easily disproven by confirming the whearabouts of XXX and Lil Jo Jo on any given date, this nigga was here this day and this other nigga was over here on the same day, so they can’t be the same person. That kinda thang.

Some people look similar.

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