Speaking of Cruz, he told a gathering of home-schoolers in Iowa that “school choice is the civil rights issue of the 21st century.”

A homicide detective will apply “his cold case investigation skills to the Bible” to determine if the evidence of “Jesus’ death [will] stand up to today’s standards for reliable eyewitness testimony” at a series of events called “Cold Case Christianity.”

Finally, Peter LaBarbera is upset that a transgender contestant was named “Miss Congeniality”: “The saddest thing of all is that people like this, even young men and girls, are championed and celebrated when they demonstrate this sort of gender confusion and sexual confusion. It’s a sad day in America to see these kinds of cases celebrated.”