Bruno Mattei, a name in cinema associated to schlock. Some would say this man is on the same level as Edward D. Wood Jr.; I think that comparing these two is dishonoring Ed Wood. While Eddy craved attention and the life of a director Mattei craved only money. He cashed in on the biggest crazes by making poorly-shot knock-off flicks, much like the despised Asylum Studios.

Tonight I shall endure the mental anguish brought on by one of Mattei's films, RATS - NIGHT OF TERROR! I shall delve into this film with little to no knowledge. Will this film be hilariously poorly-made schlock or a display or idiocy that will plunge me into mental anguish? Tonight, we shall know.

Today, I will be accompanied by a guest. My dear cousin Joshua John Bauer. He was with me for Mac & Me and Pervert! and now he's come to assist with tonight's viewing. Bit him fair welcome, and good luck.