Poppy Rivers

It’s time. The time to unfurl the tops off of two lusciously endowed ladies to decide who among them is most fit to be the boobtastic queen for a week. We never get more serious on this site than at this very moment of, what would be called in a very bad teen emo sci-fi trilogy, The Choosing.

But, choose you must, between the blessed funbags of Poppy Rivers, an ever charming lass, and Courtnie Quinlan, who never fails to deliver alluring chest puppy goodness during these Battle of the Boobtastic competitions. I don’t envy your role in this drama. Between the two of these fine female forms, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

With all the unnecessary violence erupting in the world, perhaps now more than ever we ought remind ourselves that there are so many more fruitful and less destructive means of competition and battle that a civilized society can support. Sporting competitions come to mind, none perhaps more safe and sane and satisfying than a battle of amazing funbags, the love of which binds us universally as one people. Put down the swords and pick up the binoculars, this is a time for peace and and epic tubes.

This week’s Battle of the Boobtastic pits the deliciously delightful Kym Graham in a fete of chest against veteran Poppy Rivers. While one woman will walk away with the virtual winnings and one shall slink away in shame, there are no real losers in this matchup, only varying degrees of girls I’d let empty my bank account to go shopping for something slinky. However, your solemn duty to select the winner remains in effect, so, in your humblest of opinions, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

It’s time. To pit the blessed peaches of two beautiful women head to head, chest to chest, lust to lust in sweet contest we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic. The world has yet to invent a finer means for qualitatively distinguishing between two sextastic ladies with mighty fine funbags than this here little weekly contest. Though I’m quite certain scientists from around the world are working on a competitive offering.

This week’s voters challenge places the beautiful Poppy Rivers in direct DD conflict with Staci Noblett, no stranger to contests of the chest puppy variety. While I would shank any one of you in the showers for five minutes alone with either of these two wicked hot ladies, only one may walk home with the trophy, the other, perhaps wishing she had stayed in laser hair removal school. Alas, the giggles and tears of life intermix on every occasion. So, I ask you, as your most important decision of the day, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

Two-non-blondes enter our Thunderdome of the titastic today, engaging in a holy war or holy moly hot funbags where you the readers get to tell some super sextastic girl with a killer body that she just wan’t good enough today. Some may find that depressing, I find it inspiring. A survival of the most faptastic contest that we like to call the Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week’s fight to the breasts features wicked hot former co-ed Danielle Sharp and her tubes of wonder against veteran BoB contestant Poppy Rivers, whose dark locks reveal a mysteriously naughty perfection of flesh. I’d hate to have to be the one to decide the winner today. So, I won’t. But you must. So, who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?

I can’t remember if the Groundhog saw his shadow or not this year, but I’m pretty sure the weather is starting to turn toward warmer climes, so why not turn our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic into a challenge of topless hot beach girls, pitting their funbags against one another ‘neath the surfside sun.

This week’s battle features dueling sextastic brunettes, Poppy Rivers, super underrated hottie, versus veteran Page 3 starlet, Amii Grove. Two girls with exponentially glorious chest puppies, but, in this battle of the boobtastic Thunderdome, only one can go home a winner. So, we ask once more, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

A couple up and comer contenders to the throne, blonde feline Irish goddess Emily O’Hara takes up arms, err, lowers her arms to expose her blessed funbags to challenge not-often-seen-enough brunette delight Poppy Rivers in our weekly Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.

Now, we have taken a vow to never judge one pair of knockers over another, but that’s where you come in. Our perusers of all things perty and puerile, who shall judge today not who looks hot, as both of these ladies certain do, but who’s ta-ta’s reign supreme?

Nice to see the brunettes representing this week on the U.K. Sun’s Page 3, with a a battle of some newcomers to Egotastic! for top topless honors of the paper on this Thursday, Poppy Rivers and Chloe Saxon.

So who do you think reigns supreme this week? Personally, I’m going with the magnifying glass and about thirty more minutes of alone time before rending my own decision. Enjoy.