…memphians are at it again– this time we have my boy bruce tuck– a convicted serial rapist. now, rape is no laughing matter. however, his appeal is one for the ages. that glorified tabloid commercial appeal reports:

“Tuck, a former Memphian who has pending rape charges here, claimed his lawyer did not properly represent him and that jailers there kept him on a lettuce diet until he agreed to confess in exchange for potato chips and a soft drink.” [emphasis added]

apparently my boy tuck signed away his freedom for a bag of ruffles and a can of coke. claims that the jailers put him in an involuntary fat camp. this story is a real jewel, read it. i would love to see what will happen in the following appeal. while you’re at it, check his mugshot as well:

he really has that “my freedom for a bag of ruffles” look, doesn’t he? oh, also, the last twist is my boy tuck was a former jailer himself… so he should know about west tennessee jailers and their fat camp methods…