This is funny, just because the picture before this was a usb cord with the title "It's A Duck", and I thought to myself, "Wow. This **** is not only anti-funny, but it shouldn't be on the front page."

Apparently users agree with me. I'm also going to fix that comment.
"**** Grammar Nazis you bitch! Get the hell off of this site! I don't care if I misspelled anything, so shut the **** up!"
And if you don't care about proper grammar, then good luck in the real world. You will never get hired for a job if you can't speak the English language correctly. Even if grammar has nothing to do with the job, people still won't hire you because you can't even speak properly.

i'm 16. who the **** do you think you are? what looks like it makes more sense? ....
i bumped into jim the other day, he said "how are you Bob", so i ignored him.
OR
i bumped into jim the other day, he said "how are you Bob," so i ignored him.

Jesus ******* christ child. First of all, your example should have a question mark because its a ************* question. Secondly, you are 16 and probably pay more attention in class because logic has nothing to do with english. The subject is a system of rules and guidelines that must be followed with very few exceptions. Punctuation always goes inside the quotation marks; one exception may be what you are quoting is a title to something.

I agree with WhatIsGwaning. The only way it becomes necessary to use a comma is when the character does something in between speaking right after the necessity of a comma. Such as in this example.
I bumped into Jim the other day, he said "Well well well," he puts on his glasses "we meet again agent Tom".
I'm didn't have english as my major, but I believe that could work.

Lmao, two idiots agreeing with each other still doesn't make the statement correct. You're wrong kid, but i honestly don't care how you write it; failing seems to be something you're good at, so keep at it.