6:19 p.m. — There is a hit-and-run on Salmon falls Road involving a car and a fire hydrant. It is the car that takes off.

9:02 p.m. — An Estes Road woman reports a burglary and the theft of an iPad, which she traces, via an app., to Wood Hawk Way in Litchfield. That local police department is contacted and they locate the iPad!

9:46 p.m. — A drunk walks into a Charles Street residence and threatens to kill a man.

10:03 p.m. — Three ladies and three gentlemen near the Salvation Army, scream and beat each other up and drive the neighbors balmy.

11:10 a.m. — The owner of the sausage stand outside Home Depot (Hi, Randy) reports someone left their wallet. It is taken to dispatch and the owner informed.

11:15 a.m. — A bike has been stolen at Amazon Park.

1:32 p.m. — There’s a disturbance on Norway Plains Road.

3:11 p.m. — A lady reportedly flees on foot from Walmart with a backpack full of stuff. Karen Hubbard, 28, of 690 Central Ave., Apt. 1, Dover, is charged with theft by deception and with willful concealment.

4:40 p.m. — Three people — two men and a woman — are said to be living in the woods behind Rochester Residence Inn. The men, one with no shirt (yup), are sitting on logs, sharing a pipe. Police try to make contact with this Shangri-la, but find no trace of anybody.

5:06 p.m. — A bank card, left at Citizens ATM, is returned to its owner.

5:17 p.m. — A speeder on Spruce Street, said to be high and drunk, is upbraided, to which his retort is, “Yeah, what you gonna do about it?”