Do we think that it may have been that sole can of Pepsi that disturbed the therwise delicate balance and tipped the poor girl over the edge. Perhaps the rule is; don't mix your drinks.Cheers,Prof. Pilsner

There are, in fact, some mighty depraved pictures out there of me being belt-whipped by strippers at my bachelor party. I'm not sure if they're in the possession of Nosregref or Bobnoxious -- neither will give me an honest answer when I ask about them. I'd probably better start stockpiling money to cover the blackmail fees one of them will no doubt demand if I ever decide to enter politics.