Hah! Win. COULD use the "Hax" fad music, I guess... or the long version of that as heard in http://www.legendoftheuberhax.ytmnd.com/ . But either way, nice job. Could also maybe use some stop animation instead so you can read and see it all.

GreenLatrine, thanks for pointing that out o_o.. i'm going to edit the text soon (moving it downward a few notches) and that will be noted. It requires typing it all in again and reoptimizing the graphic though, so it will be a little while.