...and a big shout out to the Robed Navigator, Jumpin' John Roberts!...All right third time's a charm. Wouldn't it be ironic if Sandra Fluke turned out to be Fantine to Obama's Louis XVI?...Giving your private info to an Obamacare Navigator is akin to giving it to the switchboard operator in "White Christmas"...Everybody is asking what the Republican alternative to Obamacare is. Um, we could throw out leeching and still be ahead in the game...Cherilyn Sarkisian and Nancy Pelosi equals Cher and Cher alike...Medical Community spokesman Dr. Miles Bennell on Obamacare, "Our wives, our children, everyone! They're here already! You're next! You're next!"...MSNBC somehow manages to make the cantina on Tatooine look like the Algonquin Round Table...I'm just finishing "The J-Peg of Dorian Gray"...Goodell is presiding over the Obamacarification of the NFL...I also remain eternally indebted to Twitter that I'm able to see empirical proof of individuals who hate me having to hit a key to follow me...