I personally believe that drinks should always be taken as shots or shotguns, and shots must increase in proof with that which is least likely to happen. (all sorts of alcohol)

Single – Shotgun a beer.
Double – Shot of Rum
Triple – Shot of 151
HR – Shot of Whiskey
Back to Back – I agree with the double of any above.
Hit Batter – I agree with punching your friend.
Hit off someone batting .240 or lower – Boilermaker
Steal – Swap regular drink with whomever you can as fast as you can???
1-2-3 inning – doesn’t exist – there’s no point in drinking or not drinking to this.

Here’s the deal, I figure drinking this way will get some of you asses to root for Kyle – that way you don’t have to drink all this shtuff.