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The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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The father starts to shove his hairy fist up his daughters tight preeteen ass and pulls out nuggets of shit, he forces the son to eat them while the mother is giving oral to the sun, the son cums so hard that he makes the mother choke, the father assfucks the mother to release the gooey warm come from her throat, the daughter watches and vomits,

The son is rollin around still coming everywhere and the vomit mixes with the with the come and shit and starts to bubble into a toxic liquid, the mother who is pregnant is gettin fisted by the daughter who reaches up into her womb and pulls out the fetus of the unborn baby.
The father starts assfucking the baby while the son bites off the umbilical chord with his teeth, the mother sucks u the toxic liquid on the floor using the umbilical chord as a straw.
the toxic liquid starts to eat her skin from the outside,

The son starts fucking his mother while shes slowly rotting away and eventually its just a skeleton of bones rattling about, the daughter is screaing while her father is pushing the unborn baby up into his daughters pusshole. it wont fit as shes too tight so he cums on it as lube,

The daughters pussy flap rips causing blood and puss to splat on everyone. so the father wipes it clean using a ball of anal hair, the son starts fingering his own ass and giving the daughter a shit muoustache. the father joins in too and wipe shit onto his sons foreskin and tells the daughter to lick it off.

They all collet the mixture of blood, cum, shit, puss, and vomit and make a new body for the mother with it, they then all get together and take a bow.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"