Jorge the bull had a lot on his mind; "I have five more bullfights after this, I have to eat later, I have to impregnate three cows and somewhere in there I just have to take a nap... God, I hope this bullfighter doesn't shit his pants like the other one did. The LAST thing I need today is to have to take time to clean crap off my horn!

Juan Carlos would be lying if he said it didn't hurt like a motherf*cker, but nothing could truly dampen his spirits today as he had just saved a BUNCH of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico!