Guy: This place has some really cool stuff.Girl: (silence)Guy: But I feel like it mainly has stuff for girls.Girl: (silence)Guy: Yeah, so do you know any good bars around here?Girl: (silence)Guy: Do you not speak English?Girl: Oh! You were talking to me?

Girl #1: I refuse to take a Women’s Studies class and lower my morals.
Girl #2: I have a friend in that class, he’s one of 2 guys in there; the rest are all man-haters.
Girl #3: I hear the only way to get an A is to come out during class, or say how you were abused as a child. I’ll stand up in class and say, “I live with my boyfriend but I’m a lesbian; can I have my A now?”
–Pace Unversity

Chick: I should start going to gay bars. I’m tired of going to all these straight bars where guys feel free to rub their penis all over your ass.
–Zabar’s, Broadway & 80th St.
Overheard by: Basil
Woman: Honestly, I wonder what she ended up doing with a 3 foot, papier-mache penis.
–Broadway/Lafayette station
Overheard by: Jaya
Guy: I don’t want to live in a building that undulates!
–Astor Place
Overheard by: Derek

Slutty girl: So, umm… like, can I just go in?Bouncer: No. There's a line to your left.Slutty girl: But, like don't girls get to just go in?Bouncer: Um… this is a boy bar. You definitely have to wait in line.