Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth for the 3 Question Interview a man from long ago who single-handedly invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin. Welcome, Mr. Franklin, and may I ask you if you ever built a raft?

Franklin’s ghost: You may.

Loon: Did you ever build a raft?

Franklin’s ghost: A penny saved in time is worth earning.

Loon: I’ll try to remember that. But about that raft, did you build it?

Franklin’s ghost: Not only did I build it, but I tore it apart and built it again.

Loon: Thank you and good-bye.

(Franklin’s ghost whirls like a dervish through the floor. The Loon merely strolls from the room.)