Thursday, December 21, 2017

Wintec Press Club: Sean Plunket edition

The Wintec Press Club luncheon is staged by the Wintec School of Media
Arts three times a year for the benefit of their journalism students. The guest
list features big names in politics, media, entertainment, sport, business, law
and the arts. And me. The MC is Steve Braunias.

It’s a brilliant idea and I have always enjoyed talking with the
students. I try to discourage them from entering the profession, suggesting
they instead do something useful or lucrative. The industry veterans like it
too because this is the last Press Club left standing. The speakers are usually
eminent media types – last year’s speakers included musician Dave
Dobbyn (whose band Th’Dudes controversially won the 1976 Battle of the
Bands, ahead of me and Jenny Morris); controversial poet Hera
Lindsay Bird; and controversial Herald
columnist and professional angry person Rachel
Stewart. This year we had Labour’s then deputy leader Jacinda
Ardern. I was banned from the luncheon with the then deputy Prime Minister Paula
Bennett, but here we are with the third meet of the year, on Friday 17
November.

The speaker this time was Sean Plunket. Back-story: born 1964; son of
legendary Wellington newspaper court reporter Pat Plunket; co-presenter of Morning Report 1997-2010; more recently
Director of Communications for Gareth Morgan’s vanity project, the Opportunity
Party.

Guests included Don Brash and his partner Margaret Mary-Benge (whom I
like because she is from Tauranga); Hamilton West Nat MP Tim McIndoe (whom I
like because he is very rude about Tauranga, having lived there); Waikato Times editor Jonathan MacKenzie;
Louise Wallace, “the real one not the Housewife”,
she declared at one point; television persons Jono Pryor, Te Radar and Heather
du Plessis-Allan; and Duncan Greive, the entrepreneur behind the Spinoff
website.

Brash was runner-up for best-dressed male; the winner on the day was
Barry Soper. The best-dressed female winner was a tattooed woman called Erin.

The best part of these lunches I always think is the pre-event chat. I
was seated with McIndoe and MacKenzie so heard a lot from Tim about what it is
like dealing with Winston Peters and from Jonathan what the future holds for
Fairfax. Eye-opening, both.

In his opening remarks Braunias kicked off with: “I understand that I
swear too fucking much.” He quoted my old Metro
boss Warwick Roger saying there was a question every journalist should ask at
least once in their career: “Are you by any chance insane?” He put that
question to Sean Plunket and I don’t think he got a straight answer.

In his opening remarks Plunket kicked off with: “Duncan, lovely to see
you, you fucking c—t.” This was a reference to a slight disagreement he and
Grieve had during the election over (I think) whether Morgan was available for
interview. Then he asked that there be no live-tweeting during his talk “because
it’s fucking rude” – correct – but also because the tweets would lack context.
Correct again.

He talked about his controversial tweet about Harvey Weinstein and the
pile-on that followed: “If fifty people who hate you already hate what you
tweeted, that is a controversy?”

The staff in the Opportunities Party all had PhDs so, he said, it was “quite
nice not being the smartest guy in the room”. As far as I can tell from the
internet Plunket did not attend university but went straight from school to the
Wellington Polytechnic School of Journalism, so he may be more impressed by
PhDs as a metric of intelligence than the rest of us. This also tells us a bit
too how he regarded his colleagues at Radio NZ.

Talking about the election he was censorious about Metiria Turei: “Checkpoint has never said what were the
nine questions they put to her and she resigned rather than answer them.”

And then along came Jacinda Ardern: “All the oxygen went out of the
room”, he said. “Suddenly it was Bill vs Jacinda, pale stale male vs new chicky
babe.”

Next, Gareth Morgan tweeted about “lipstick on a pig”. The Green Party
declared war on us, he said, “largely on social media”. As he tweeted back
“Bullshit, you were never going to vote for us anyway.”

There was a long rehash of the Duncan Greive/Spinoff story, which was
possibly of interest to the students because of the politics/social media
nexus. Then came a whole lot of politics, tax policy, snore. There was much more
about Twitter and Weinstein, in which he used the phrase “wilful
self-revulsion” of those outraged by it. The Broadcasting Authority, of which he
was briefly a member, “was inundated with complaints – which means they had
twenty. Fifteen of them were from Green Party members.”

Best line: “After 32 years in journalism you could probably use my ego
as tiles on a space shuttle.”

Then came question time, during which Margaret Mary-Benge suggested that
Sean Plunket, not Gareth Morgan, should lead the Opportunity Party. Plunket
shyly demurred.

There was always going to be a Harvey Weinstein question. Asked if he
had ever sexually harassed anyone at work, he replied, “Shit no!”

Eventually Braunias said: “We have five more questions while this train
wreck lasts.”

In his wrap-up – these invariably begin with “What have we learned?” – Braunias
compared Plunket’s account of working for Gareth Morgan with Pam
Corkery’s chaotic account at this same event in 2014 of working for Kim
Dotcom: “You kind of blamed everyone else.” About Plunket’s ban on live-tweeting
his speech, he said, “There wasn’t really anything worth tweeting.”

He concluded, “Maybe the problem is when journalists stop asking the
questions and think they have the answers.”