Wonder Bread

You wonder if it's bread... A bag of Wonder Bread can be compressed to about 1/3 its original length, and expands when the compressing force is removed. Due to its utter lack of nutrients, it tastes good when toasted. For quick pleasure, it can be enjoyed with a slice of cheese. More discerning eaters can also load it with nifty foodstuff such as BLT, Caviar, Ham, cream cheese, and lots of other tasty things.