Month: March 2015

Tomorrow begins my last week of maternity leave, so for the past three months wherever I have gone, my two children have followed. With a talkative toddler and endearing newborn, we usually attract attention, which Keep Reading

1. Smell diaper from five feet away. Look at clock to see approximately how long until significant other arrives home. Three hours. Too long to try and pass it onto him. 2. Search through purse, Keep Reading

An incredible friend of mine informed me this weekend that her and her husband are expecting a baby in September. (I’ll hold her name in case she hasn’t made it totally public yet.) We became Keep Reading

Mommy, I have noticed that your lack of sleep and increased mom duties because of our new situation (baby brother) has left you with insufficient patience and tolerance. In order to make your life Keep Reading

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