Some wild conspiracy shit going on here, that’s for sure. Something here smells fishy and either Suge Knight ate a tuna fish sandwich for lunch or he’s the ring leader behind all of this. As if that wasn’t completely obvious already. I think it’s hilarious what they found in Biggie’s pockets though. “Biggie had a Georgia driver’s license, a pen, 0.91 grams of marijuana, an asthma inhaler, and three condoms.” I see you Chris. My man’s just out tryin to write rhymes and eff bitches.

This is my excited dance, and I’m not even going. I’m kicking myself for not quitting my job over this. First time in my life I’ve ever had tickets to the opener and I can’t go. I’ll take the $110 bucks for a $15 face ticket any day, but tomorrow is going to be something special. I had plans of hanging out with the Eat ‘Em Up Tigers bum, getting kicked out of Cheli’s(not the first, won’t be the last), and blogging about the debaucherous goings on that is the opening day tailgate. Meh, maybe next year. *loses soul*

A lot of talk about riots going down after tonights basketball game, and that got me youtubing videos all day. The main take away I got from the videos:

When rioting, always wear a baseball cap, and a bandanna around your face.

1. This protects you slightly more then the other assholes without bandannas from the tear gas which is almost inevitable when dealing with cops breaking up riots.

2. Nowa days everytime something sweet happens, some nerd asshole busts out his camera and video tapes it, and throws it on youtube. Classic way to get everyone involved arrested. The bandanna is perfect for when the cops says: ” who just threw that lit bag of shit into the crowd?”

Guess what? Your safe! Noones gonna know that you threw the flaming shit that sent 5 people to the hospital.

So If you forget the bandanna, its ok to go middle eastern and wrap the whole face with a t-shirt, and if you see someone video taping grab the camera and smash it. Just simple rioting rules….

This is a small step up from years past, but still below par. I always get excited for these songs because at some point in the next 30 days it will be embedded into my brain worse than Rebecca Black – It’s Friday. Hate it or love it, get used to it. I guarantee that I can write a better song than this. Next year?

Well baseball season has officially gotten underway for the 2011 season, and I’m fucking smitten! Other than the fact that the Tigers lost and Alex Avila is the worst catcher to carry the old English D; I’m pumped for this years Tiger season. And we all know that with the Tigers comes the dynamic duo of fellow SHS Alum Mario Impemba, and the lovable Rod Allen. This Shit Rod Allen says is priceless. There’s really nothing else like it. I wish when they let him on national broadcasts he’d break out of his shell a little bit but thats not a decision I make.

Well, if you’re at all familiar with hot Rod and the Tigers of the last decade or so, then you are aware of a certain drinking game that accompanies a tigers FSD broadcast. That’s right; the Rod Allen Drinking Game. This has been a goal of mine for years now, and I believe we now have the resources and man-power to pull off one like no other. I propose a Rod Allen Drinking game party at “The Future” on May 14th. It’s a 4:05 game and I anticipate all variables to work in favor of a crisp day for drinking.

So if you think you’re man enough to play by the rules and blackout by the 3rd inning, then come join us. Comments and concerns posted here will be reviewed and probably disregarded no matter how valid a point you may have. And remember, if the game ever airs the video posted above, thats 25 drinks to the dome! So bring your A-game and don’t try to sneak a piece of cheese by us now.