So what you give to that whiny woman who is always criticizing you is answered here. Entitled -Merry Christmas Bitch- and you will see why... This solution seems to be so much more final and cleaner than a divorce in this humourous windup.

In this sad little song the spouse meets the mistress and predictably... Rodney Carrington -The day my wife met my girlfriend-. From the Bob and Tom Show based in Indianapolis Indiana and also syndicated on WGN America Chicago Illinois.