Cracked: The Top 8 Everything of 2012: Video Games

Welcome to the video games section. Please jam a coin into the first available slot, download all available updates and patches, join a room on a non-idle server, input any cheat codes you may want to employ, press, say, think, feel or type "start," then read it. If the article should glitch, lag or crash during read-play, simply jiggle all cables, swear, and refresh the page. If this fails to resolve your issue, consider that you may be illiterate

STAGE 1-A, BEGIN!

Note: in the course of assembling this list we realized that virtually none of us play video games any more.