Officers caught up with his wife at a hospital, where she told them she had decided to live her life for God, who told her to stop smoking marijuana all day and night. According to God, she said, weed is only for relaxing in the evenings.

"I love to smoke it," she said, according to a police press release. "Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay."

The problem is their culture of weed, NASCAR, and church. Personally, I blame video games like NASCAR 98. This has been the cause of countless entertainment tragedies. After trying to play it on season mode, you might just stab yourself.

It wasn't Nascar in general, it was the race at Bristol specifically. As for why she stabbed her husband, she said she knifed him for "worshipping the NASCAR race at Bristol." This is an important distinction.