after spending 7 years working with 5th-7th graders outdoors, I got sick of dealing with lunatic parents and staff members who couldn't get along with each other. now I work at Trader Joe's and get paid the same amount for having fun at work talking to people, and have a whole lot more free time. oh, and I get to bike to work. that's a big plus for me.

Assistant Operations Manager at a large western canadian grocery store chain. (It's logos are green, 10 points if you can guess which one it is). Job definition is the same as "babysitting" but without access to free food in the fridge.