It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

I start off with Thailand. The worlds cheapest nastiest raunchiest hookers in the world shall be step two of my plan of GLOBAL conquest. If you thought my Penguin/Polar Bear Army was something to behold. Wait until you see them with the skills the hookers can instill upon them.

Ok, B... Since you obviously have acorns in your ears...Eastern Europe includes:On the mainland- countries from the eastern border of Germany to European Russia (including European Russia);The Norwegian peninsula;The Balkan Peninsula, which includes: Croatia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Serbia, southern part of Romania, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Greece, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and that part of Turkey...

And since nobody's called dips on our favorite island yet, I call the UK!

Ok, B... Since you obviously have acorns in your ears...Eastern Europe includes:On the mainland- countries from the eastern border of Germany to European Russia (including European Russia);The Norwegian peninsula;The Balkan Peninsula, which includes: Croatia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Serbia, southern part of Romania, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Greece, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and that part of Turkey...

And since nobody's called dips on our favorite island yet, I call the UK!

Ok, B... Since you obviously have acorns in your ears...Eastern Europe includes:On the mainland- countries from the eastern border of Germany to European Russia (including European Russia);The Norwegian peninsula;The Balkan Peninsula, which includes: Croatia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Serbia, southern part of Romania, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Greece, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and that part of Turkey...

And since nobody's called dips on our favorite island yet, I call the UK!

Ok, B... Since you obviously have acorns in your ears...Eastern Europe includes:On the mainland- countries from the eastern border of Germany to European Russia (including European Russia);The Norwegian peninsula;The Balkan Peninsula, which includes: Croatia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Serbia, southern part of Romania, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Greece, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo and that part of Turkey...

And since nobody's called dips on our favorite island yet, I call the UK!

Then I will stay with Ireland (North and South)

Fairly sure the UK includes Ireland.

The UK includes only North Ireland... It's what the IRA's been fighting to remedy for over like what? Near 100 years now? (actual 100th anniversary- 25th November 2013)

And if Burkman doesn't comply with my trade laws I'll declare war on him...

Declare war on a powerful empire consisting of inhuman armies with superhuman combat skills? Not this Africa. Ever since I took over, I turned the economy of the entire country around. People worship me! I do this country good!

I'm open to trade, but I will not follow your laws. We will either meet in the middle, or we shall go to war. And I will win.

And if Burkman doesn't comply with my trade laws I'll declare war on him...

Declare war on a powerful empire consisting of inhuman armies with superhuman combat skills? Not this Africa. Ever since I took over, I turned the economy of the entire country around. People worship me! I do this country good!

I'm open to trade, but I will not follow your laws. We will either meet in the middle, or we shall go to war. And I will win.

I own the oil you need to run your battle mechs. Without me, your empire would be nothing.

Anyways, I'm willing to sell you 100 metric tons of oil if you secede Egypt and the Suez Canal for me to open up trade to the rest of the world.

And if Burkman doesn't comply with my trade laws I'll declare war on him...

Declare war on a powerful empire consisting of inhuman armies with superhuman combat skills? Not this Africa. Ever since I took over, I turned the economy of the entire country around. People worship me! I do this country good!

I'm open to trade, but I will not follow your laws. We will either meet in the middle, or we shall go to war. And I will win.