"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain" - Morpheus, The Matrix

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

"So many people treat you like a kid, so you might as well act like one and throw your hotel television out the window." -Gerard Way

'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' -Gerard Way

:giggle: Then again, I just love Gerard Way, so I guess he's the only guy I'll quote. :laugh:

"Would to god my rage, my fury would drive me now
to hack your flesh away and eat you raw --
such agonies you have caused me!
Ransom?
No man alive could keep the dog-packs off you,
not if they haul in ten, twenty times that ransom and pile it here before me and promise fortunes more--
...Not even then will your noble mother lay you on your deathbed, mourn the son she bore. . .
The dogs will rend you--blood, and bone."

The warrior Achilles (in Homer's Iliad) says this to the slain and begging Hector, suffering before him, begging Achilles not to mutilate him, but to give him the dignity of having his soon-to-be dead body taken decently back to his mother and wife in traditional honor for proper burial. Achilles says FUCK YOU (the above quote), and dragged Hector's decomposing body in circles all around town through the mud and rocks for... forever. Hector was completely deprecated. But yeah he ends up getting a proper funeral eventually. :laugh:

"You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you? " Dean (lock stock)

"What is it Lambert? - three stikes and Mission failure?"
"God damn it Sam - this is no video game" (Lamabert and sam talking at the start of the second mission on Splinter Cell CHaos Theory)