I was going to write about how Lauren Bushbecame Lauren Lauren in Colorado yesterday, but who gives two shits about that mess. Now, this is a wedding that is relevant to all of our interests. In this video from the olden days, we see what “can’t get a man” spinsters did before Sex and the City marathons, Entenmann’s and the late night companionship of an HSN operator.

Dog historians also say this is the exact moment when the Pekingese developed its signature suicide face. Known today as the “it’s times like this that I wish Michael Vick would adopt me” face.

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