Posts made in August, 2017

Where do you hide your halo? It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 but I’m just the 1 you need. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,...

Funny Pick Up Lines: Are you French because Eiffel for you. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My...