When someone posts a screenshot of their phone,
[[Image depicts a phone screenshot as part of a post on a website. In the screenshot, the battery indicator is at 6%. The battery indicator portion of the screenshot is circled in bright red circles, and bright red exclamation marks have been added.]]
I can't pay attention to the content if their battery is low.
{{Title text: I'M PLUGGING IN MY PHONE BUT THE BATTERY ON THE SCREEN ISN'T CHARGING}}

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