Aside from thee hinsult thread matey...I actually used that in an office ( I means weekly shyppe's croo) meeting some years ago, it was hilarious. I had to add the term "Read my lips" which was a favourite of our boss at thee time.

Oi juss wushes to speek ta Capin Peeces .Oid loike to speak ta 'er in thee galley then in me hammuck then in thee crow's nest then in the galley then in me quarrrrrrtarrrs then then in riggings then at thee helm then ......