Chad, Show Me Your Johnson

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Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco posed nude last week for a PETA ad. It was easy for him because he'd just had the pants beat off of him by the Jets.

The Falcons’ Tony Gonzalez appeared naked with his wife in the same series that reads, “We’d rather go naked than wear fur.” Yeah, but he and his wife are HOT. Not all of us are hot. Some of us need to kill some animals to cover that up!