Video: Sad-but-true animal shelter humor

Person surrendering his 10-year-old dog: “But you are a no-kill shelter. I saw it on the news. City Council said you were no-kill.”

Shelter worker: “They also gave us a unicorn, we keep it in the back where it shits bricks of gold all day long.”

Here’s to animal rescue workers and shelter volunteers everywhere who work so hard. Thank you, THANK YOU for all that you do. I’m sure many of you would love to say some (all?) of these things to people who are “moving” and just want to “drop off” their “really sweet” pets.