Dana is upset when her poem recieves a lesser grade than Karen's in college and suspects the teacher is only giving Karen good grades to butter her up. A fact that she is soon proven right on when the teacher indeed hits on Karen. It is then up to the girls to expose the creep for what he is.

Meanwhile, Marks surprises everyone when he announces he has a new 'sugar mama'. A girl that's bent on trouble and leads Mark into her chosen lifestyle the more time they spend together.

Recap

Dana: (reading Karen's poem) The mall is where I spend my day, from pretzel stand to lingerie. The shoes and purses the choice is hard, oh heck put them all on my credit card. Oh yeah this is moving alright, like bran.Karen: Well let's see what you wrote. (reading Dana's poem) Darkness, anguish, my sorrow is a moat that has no bridge. Abandoned on an island of cold pain, the agony of life. Dana this poem is like watching your puppy get run over. At least my poem was fun.

Carol: AH Frank we gotta stop making so many phone calls.Frank: OH Geez look at this. OK, who made a 28 dollar phone call to New Zealand?Carol: New Zealand?Frank: That was me. I was trying to get ahold of that big babe who plays Xena Warrior Princess.

Mark: Hey, sugar mama, you look sassed.Amanda: Double back at ya, home slice.Frank: What the hell are they sayin?

Carol: Oh I don't like her. She is much to wild for Mark.Al: The cafeteria lady is to wild for Mark.