I still love this story, even though it's been FOREVER since you updated last! I considered rereading the whole story just so I'd know what was going on. But that would take too long, and I'm really busy. Besides, I managed to catch up. Great job! Super funny! Can't wait for more (hope it's soon)!

Can't blame Bella for asking Edward about the dance in 3 weeks everyone including Alice is talking about them going together. Her friends and his family want them to join their group to hang with before, during, and after the dance. Alice wants Bella to spend the night. I'm sure Carlisle and Esme will be able to arrange the sleepover. Bella did a great job talking Edward into a corner and agreeing to letting her drive her truck "Steve" twice a week. Good threat having him drive alone all week. The innuendos in Edward's remarks about moving their physical relationship further is obvious. Especially wanting to see her in the Wonder Woman costume as Word Woman. He'd really like to see her dressed like that and help her out of it as well. Can't wait to see which group Bella and Edward will join for the dance and afterwards.

Bella calls Edward judgemental. She finds him weird for only socializing with his friends and ignoring everyone else. Pot, Kettle... have you met?

Jessica is my hero here. She gives Edward the benifit of the doubt and is honest about her attraction to him, unlike Bella who thinks she has brain damage just because she finds the freak sort of attractive.

The more I read about Edward, the more I think he's just an adrenaline junkie and Bella's just a wimp for being so afraid of him. Serial killer? Cult leader?

I have a love/hate relationship with your Bella, I think. She's sweet around everyone, especially her father and Jake, but as soon as she's in Edward's vicinity, she turns into a bitch. Seriously, the guy gives her his pen, saves her friggin life, and then offers to give her rides to school while her arm is broken, and she's still disgusted and afraid of him. Because he stares. Seriously Bella?

Oh well, at least in this chapter she realizes how horrible she's being. For like a second.

Wow. Again. Bella is mean. She calls Edward fucker and asshole just because he scares her and she finds him weird for just staring. He hasn't even done anything yet. Everything she knows about him, she's heard from other people. Of course, all the rumors she's heard could be true and her harsh judgement could totally be justified, but still.

Also, the Cullens have a crappy sense of humor. None of the Rosalie-sex jokes were funny, yet they were dying at their table. Now that's weird.

Wow. SuperJudgemental!Bella. I can't say I'm a big fan of her little nicknames like SWCIFD or AF, they're not funny, just insulting. But hey, who am I to critizie, I'm even more anti-social and sarcastic than she is. I find the fact that she's unimpressed with most of the people arround her interesting, she reminds me a little of Edward in the beginning of Midnight except, you know, without all the angst.

OMG an update!! I love you so much right now..you have become my new favorite person. Normally I am just a lurker. I give ratings, but only a handful or reviews. Your update has left me so happy, I HAD to let you know :) I've loved this story since the beginning and was going all emo at the fact that it had been months since the last update. I even managed to read through the story on two separate occasions, because I missed it that much. As always our dear Edward and Bella have the most amusing conversations that have me laughing out loud people look at me funny. Your portrayal of Jess as a nice, fun bestie for Bella is a welcome change. I await with not baited breath, because I might end up dead, and Alice inspired springiness for your next update!

Hey, please can Edward keep on outmanoeuvering Bella? I love it! Love it love it love it! And Bella's not the only one who keeps smiling. I've grinned the whole way through this chapter. I've kept annoying the other half by laughing and reading most of it outloud! Really looking forward to the next update.

I found this story sometime last week, and I've loved every minute of it! Bella is so fuckng hilarious! I love how you've kept stuff like the book, but in a completely unique way! Great job, can't wait for more!

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