Canada

Last year in Spruce Grove, Alberta, two suspects put up a fight the likes of which made for an absolutely riveting two and a half minutes of security footage. While the man amazingly (and stupidly) faces off with a police offer, the woman tries to find an alternate route out. Oh, and it's set to music too.

Change.org has been host to some pretty questionable petitions, such as "let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophugus" a few months back, when a really old Egyptian Sarcophagus was exhumed. (It got over 34,000 signatures!) Anyway we're not sure if selling Montana to Canada would solve the debt crisis, but it sure is a neat idea. Here's what people, even some self-proclaimed citizens of Montana, had to say.

The following takes place in Bloordale, which is a neighborhood in Toronto. It simply does NOT get more Canadian than this. There's a warm feeling in my heart after following this Twitter thread, and there's a strong chance it's good feels. What is this. Lesson learned: Don't underestimate the overwhelming kindness of Canadian strangers!

Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong. It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.

Always a beautiful thing to see the authorities of the world not taking themselves too seriously; or this police department is entirely oblivious to how naturally ridiculous and hilarious their 'news update tweets' are.

For such nice people, the Canadians have a knack for getting mercilessly trolled. Maybe they're so nice and sorry all the time, they actually need to apologize for THAT at this point. Or they set themselves up for being the butt end of many 'a joke, all too easily, all the time.

Feast your eyes on the newest hire for the TSA. This freshly lit up, entirely wrecked dude who thankfully wasn't harmed (cause this is Canada after all) probably needed smelling salts to get back up after that thunderous clothesline.