25 More Rules of Conquering the Gym

This is our second Journal installment of Rules for Conquering the Gym, because let's be honest: You probably have yet to conquer the gym. It's OK. Gyms are tricky relationships. You fall in and out of love. Commitment fades. Maybe you have a torrid affair with ice cream sandwiches. All you know is that you used to go to that gym five times a week, and suddenly it becomes two, and then two becomes one, and one becomes none, and none becomes a brand new size of jeans.