Archive for the ‘TOK’ Tag

Look at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

Haha! It is I! Fucking Shaquille O’Neal. I’m a fucking genie yo! Jump on my fucking carpet y’all! It’s gonna be a wild ride! Haha! Never a dull moment! Come on kids! Let’s do blow off of tits while we fly in the fucking air! It’s magic! Woohoo! Yeah! I’m so high! Fuck! It’s too fucking much. It’s so high up in this carpet! Look kids! It’s the fucking Statue of Fucking Liberty! Her tits are like the size of a building! Holy shit! Let’s listen fucking music kids! And then we’ll climb on the Statue of Liberty’s tits. You kids like tits right? Let’s go! Haha! MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

We don’t know why we call this “Super Soundcloud Wednesday”. We post soundclouds all the time. Nothing special there. But we still call it that. So get used to it. Life is best if you don’t ask questions. Life is best if you shut up. But keep your ears open because sometimes you might hear some good fucking music. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you hate all the stuff we post and you make sure to visit our blog everyday to be like “look at this crap, these guys are stupid cunt motherfuckers that like garbage tunes from shitonia”. Well thanks for boosting our traffic. MUSIC IS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

If you’re like us, there’s nothing you like better than to sit back, relax and watch a film and listen to your favourite dancehall song. It’s a great combination. Finding the best movie/song combination can be frustrating though. With so many to choices you might end up with a headache instead of a good time.

That’s where Walmer comes in. We’ve made the choices for you and provided you with the best combination of dancehall songs and movies. You can feel confident in your choices because when Walmer is involved you know you’re in good hands. Grab the family, turn on the stereo and slip that DVD in the player.

This ain’t dancehall but it ain’t not dancehall. This is the kind of dancehall the Aztecs would have made if they were Jamaican. Whoever Mycon is, he needs to be captured and entombed in a vault at the bottom of Mt Vesuvius because he makes music that would be dangerous if it fell into the wrong hands like the Soviets or the Red Chinese. Yeah, that’s right we talkin’ Cold War style mothafuckas! But seriously folks, this song is just one big buildup to madness. Not even smallpox or muskets can stop it. How can you defeat a song that has so many “vs” in it’s title? If you don’t watch the fuck out it will be T.O.K. vs Rishi Romero vs You bitch!

And just in case you had not gotten your daily recommended booty shaking intake here is some classic T.O.K. to help you to meet your dietary requirements:

Let us preface this post by stating that this song is not brand new. It is, in fact, several years old. It is also, if we may state it, a classic. Walmer cats listen to this track all the time because it’s dope as shit. TOK or T.O.K. or T dot O dot K are a dancehall group and they have dropped some crazy classic tracks over the years. Chi Chi Man Bar anyone? This track is also the fucking shit because it is a remake of this classic italo disco song:

Which song do you think is more awesome? Take a minute to think about your answer. Still need more time? Well maybe this will help you make your decision:

Yes, that’s a thing that people thought would be a good idea back in the 80’s. Still stuck? Well sadly there is no TOK video so that is the best you will get. Wait, what’s that? You have your answer? Well great! Write it down on a peice of paper, fold it and then put it into your computer (your cd rom drive should do) and send it to us.

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Mission:

The Walmer Convenience Blog is not out there to promote copyright infringement and presents the music posted here in order to encourage readers to go out and purchase music from of the featured artists. We recommend http://www.apple.com/itunes/ and http://www.amazon.com/ as good places to purchase music. If you have any questions or comments please contact us: walmer.convenience @ gmail.com