Sausage Smugglers Snuffed After Search

The Canadian Pressreported those details and more about two Ontario men caught with the purloined sausages. Allegedly, of course, they were found cooking them whilst in blood-stained clothing after a fight following an evening of drinking at the local establishment.

Hey, in college – or so we were told – a guy could get a pizza pilfered at the lounge if he wasn’t paying attention. Sausages? A street fight? That’s wild, dude.