Beginning in June 2007, the summer of my senior year, I gathered quotes from my friends, relatives, and teachers that made me laugh. I hope you'll enjoy them too. [rated for language, sexual reference, and objectionable [by some] sexual orientations].

Mike told her he'd marry her. Mike's going to be a senator one day. They'll have two perfect children and live in a perfect Park Avenue apartment. But there's a knife under her pillow, and a thought in the back of her mind that she'll need it someday.