In a recent interview, Ke$ha discussed the pointlessness of trying to rid her life of what is best described as the herpes of the crafting world: glitter. And it invades every aspect of her body:

I've found glitter anywhere a person could find glitter. I've choked on glitter. I found it behind the backs of my eyelids. Even in my food, in my beer. It clogs my shower after every show. There's glitter in my piss. It's so gross.