i need another cup of coffee first

Monkeys

When I was dropping the twins off at vacation Bible school last night, Cereal Killer began trying to climb the coat racks and making loud monkey noises. When I would ask him a question, he would respond with a shrill primate shriek and start hopping around the room. (Or trying to remove the decorations from the ceiling. Super duper.)

I am betting that every time the organizers heard from Killer, they regretted picking the “jungle adventure” theme for their vacation Bible school program.