Clever Quotes and Sayings

You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!

Submitted by: Jacqueline nambiar

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When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac

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Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.

Submitted by: liaqath

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Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Submitted by: DUANE. G. FINCH. SR.

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Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara

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If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.

Submitted by: kiara

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If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas

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The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy

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If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

Submitted by: lexy

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Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.

Submitted by: Jamie S Bryan

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You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia

Submitted by: Dr T.P.Chia

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I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

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Submitted by: Kassi

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Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

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If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!

Submitted by: Buju Aka Israr

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My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

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All things being equal, if you give too little you receive too little and if you give too much you receive too much. You could say giving nothing is as selfish as giving everything.

Submitted by: Dan

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You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
– Albert Camus