Seeing as I am from the 907 a.k.a Alaksa, we kill the soviet Russia fucking tards cause when they try to drink vodka like water the get horned by a fuckin moose... Bitch.. Your jokes are worse than Angelina Jolie at an African child auction

No. You're not from here. You would spell Alaska correctly; you would know that moose don't have horns- they have antlers; you wouldn't give a damn about Angelina Jolie; and you wouldn't say anything bad about the Russkies because they make up half the population.

The only reason I'm leaving this comment is because I'm stuck on this stupid tfln. My iPod hates me and wants me to re-read about this kid who probably didn't even buy everclear in the first place...fml