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Jim Windolf: Party Heat Poem

Party Heat: Wet, Wild and Under Arrest is my new favorite show. It's a Cops-like program that follows police officers as they bust up parties on South Padre Island and other Spring Break destinations. It airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on Tru TV (formerly Court TV).

Another favorite thing of mine is poetry, and it's uncanny how well Party Heat lends itself to verse. The following is taken verbatim from a recent episode of Party Heat. The suspect is lying on the ground with a bloodied face as the officer approaches. I call it …