Fact: Nothing posted on this site ever happens

for the past 3 years I have heard "North American union" "Bush is going to suspend elections and declare martial law" "wait that didnt happen so now Obama is going to suspend elections and declare martial law" "5 minutes from now the aliens are going to show themselves to us and we are going to be best friends and eat rainbows and shit butterflies" "OMG Teh Nukez Iz Cumingz I sawz it on the operationz blackjackzzzzz" Face it nothing posted on this site has ever happened. Epic Doom has been right around the corner since this site opened but never any epic doom. FAIL