Some of you may know that ‘chomp’ is a command in Perl. In fact, it’s a very common command in Perl. It’s used in almost every program. What you may not know is that it is racist, and by using it, programmers around the world are pronouncing their irrational hatred of white people.

You see, what the chomp command actually does is this: it deletes all “unnecessary” white space. That’s right. Not black space. Not red space. Not even yellow space. White space. Larry Wall, ladies and gentlemen, is a bona fide racist. Chomp — it’s like the Holocaust, but for white people. Perl is an evil language, used to support evil causes.

It's a painfully obvious jest and, at the risk of sounding like a pig, incredibly funny.

"Software made by white people for white people." Hmmm Just how do they intend on filtering out all the open source software that wasn't developed completely by white people? their distro may easily fit on a floppy.

"Software made by white people for white people." Hmmm Just how do they intend on filtering out all the open source software that wasn't developed completely by white people? their distro may easily fit on a floppy.

Yeah...kind of like how racists post propaganda on YouTube when the site was created partly by a Bangladeshi and a Chinese man.