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We returned to the Grand Hotel. Charles was fuming
with indignation. “This is really too much,”
he exclaimed. “What an audacious rascal!
But he will never again take me in, my dear Sey.
I only hope he’ll try it on. I should love
to catch him. I’d know him another time,
I’m sure, in spite of his disguises. It’s
absurd my being tricked twice running like this.
But never again while I live! Never again, I
declare to you!”

“Jamais de la vie!” a courier in the hall
close by murmured responsive. We stood under
the verandah of the Grand Hotel, in the big glass
courtyard. And I verily believe that courier was
really Colonel Clay himself in one of his disguises.

But perhaps we were beginning to suspect him everywhere.

III

THE EPISODE OF THE OLD MASTER

Like most South Africans, Sir Charles Vandrift is
anything but sedentary. He hates sitting down.
He must always “trek.” He cannot
live without moving about freely. Six weeks in
Mayfair at a time is as much as he can stand.
Then he must run away incontinently for rest and change
to Scotland, Homburg, Monte Carlo, Biarritz. “I
won’t be a limpet on the rock,” he says.
Thus it came to pass that in the early autumn we found
ourselves stopping at the Métropole at Brighton.
We were the accustomed nice little family party—­Sir
Charles and Amelia, myself and Isabel, with the suite
as usual.

On the first Sunday morning after our arrival we strolled
out, Charles and I—­I regret to say during
the hours allotted for Divine service—­on
to the King’s Road, to get a whiff of fresh air,
and a glimpse of the waves that were churning the
Channel. The two ladies (with their bonnets)
had gone to church; but Sir Charles had risen late,
fatigued from the week’s toil, while I myself
was suffering from a matutinal headache, which I attributed
to the close air in the billiard-room overnight, combined,
perhaps, with the insidious effect of a brand of soda-water
to which I was little accustomed; I had used it to
dilute my evening whisky. We were to meet our
wives afterwards at the church parade—­an
institution to which I believe both Amelia and Isabel
attach even greater importance than to the sermon
which precedes it.

We sat down on a glass seat. Charles gazed inquiringly
up and down the King’s Road, on the look-out
for a boy with Sunday papers. At last one passed.
“Observer,” my brother-in-law called out
laconically.

“Ain’t got none,” the boy answered,
brandishing his bundle in our faces. “’Ave
a Referee or a Pink ’Un?”

Charles, however, is not a Refereader, while as to
the Pink ’Un, he considers it unsuitable for
public perusal on Sunday morning. It may be read
indoors, but in the open air its blush betrays it.
So he shook his head, and muttered, “If you
pass an Observer, send him on here at once to me.”