I was going to point this out but then I realized that the XBox One's unique capability to deliver busty octogenarian lesbians into our bedrooms means that this trend on Amazon UK probably won't last long.

Logged

o/` I do not feel joy o/`o/` I do not dream o/`o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`

The back and forth motion accidentally switches from your Zune sexmix to live TV and a broadcast of Golden Girls. Sex gets better then

And the moanings will bring up your other gf's account, including the number of times she's 'logged on' and 'played' with you, and then it Skypes her so that your soon-to-be ex can hear the screaming and shouting from your current ex.

The back and forth motion accidentally switches from your Zune sexmix to live TV and a broadcast of Golden Girls. Sex gets better then

And the moanings will bring up your other gf's account, including the number of times she's 'logged on' and 'played' with you, and then it Skypes her so that your soon-to-be ex can hear the screaming and shouting from your current ex.

Hey it could happen.

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid you were spending too much time with her. I'm afraid you were spending too much time at your job as well, so I conferenced your boss on the call as well."