Disclaimer: I have always harbored invidious fantasies of a pampered retirement courtesy of the dependency multiplier effect built into social security and the supply of twenty five year old widows with four adoptable kids likely to be found in many third world countries.

That said, and i the spirit of sincere inquiry (ed note "yeah, right") what would be the impact upon the immigration status of a dreamer who was adopted by a citizen?

One might envision 800,000 adult adoptions by indigent nursing home residents (thus obviating inheritance issues) creating overnight. at the very least, a litigation minefield between the dreamers and the border

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I love your idea, but as the white mother of 3 adopted children from El Salvador (twins) and Venezuela -- all of whom were born in the US -- you don't get paid if you adopt. If you are a foster parent you get a lot of aid (but that doesn't affect their citizenship, alas).

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we are going to have to work this out in some other way.

My personal preference:

Draw a line under everyone who is already here, and give them a pathway to citizenship but in the meantime, they can have work permits, drivers licenses, and EVEN be able to vote! Then, allow people who are needed here (not just computer gurus and students, but also vegetable pickers, gardeners, etc to apply for special visas for a limited amount of time, and as a stipulation, any children born during this time would not be citizens of this country. The workers/students/models, etc would still be allowed to apply for citizenship. They would be able to sign on to whatever we have to offer for health insurance (which they would pay for, of course).

If you're just gonna leave a thread out waiting for someone to take it on a joy ride... and I 'spect that pic's underage, may have to inspect a bit closer. First she sez 3 years old, then she sez can drive & buy likker, sounds fishy to me.

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I have no idea or particular opinion about whether Garrison Keillor is guilty of anything, though it's always struck me as odd. But this somewhat but not quite illuminating article gums up the works a bit when taken as a part of a whole. The whole, of course, being accusations flying hither and yon with little if any explanation - even when they could stand some.

(THREAD) Yulya Alferova—ex-wife of Russian oligarch Artem Klyushin and a member of Trump's entourage in Moscow in 2013—is yet another witness who confirms, albeit inadvertently, Trump lied about what happened at the Ritz Moscow. The list of such witnesses is now very, very long. pic.twitter.com/BViILTZP67

On the hamster wheel of continual work, production and consumption, and Hebert Marcuse's.dreams.

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Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason?
Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

Was Trump diminishing the significance of the word treason, projecting onto the opposition (as he so often does) his own transgressions, by accusing Democrats of treason for not applauding him at the SOU?

Talking heads don't appear to have had much time to look at the details yet. Reporters are waiting on the formal announcement from Rod Rosenstein of the indictments. It is clear that they are directly related to Putin, not clear yet whether to the Trump administration.

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When a transgender woman told doctors at a hospital in New York that she wanted to breast-feed her pregnant partner’s baby, they put her on a regimen of drugs that included an anti-nausea medication licensed in Britain and Canada but banned in the United States.

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President Trump endorsed a 25-cent gas tax hike to pay for infrastructure at a White House meeting this morning with senior administration officials and members of Congress from both parties, according to two sources with direct knowledge. Trump also said he was open to other ways to pay for infrastructure, according to a source with direct knowledge.