Fancy anal? And other quotes from myself and my friends.

2011

I'm on the bed playing MarioKart on Ninentdo DS. Andrew's playing a "run around and kill aliens" game on his PS3. Andrew: NO!Me: What happened? Andrew: I held on to a hand granade for a bit too long...

Kai: So many weird weather things have happened lately haven't they?! Elliot: Yeah and all the riots and stuff going on as well.. Get ready for 2012!Kai: Oh yeah, they say the world is gonna end then don't they? Me: Fucking better not, I've got plans!

Andrew: "I can't believe you ate two burgers."Me: "It was just an extra cheeseburger!" A couple of minutes later, walking out of Mac Donald's; Me: "Ah I feel gross."Andrew: "Do you know the difference between feeling gross and being gross?" Me: "What?" Andrew: "A cheeseburger."