Friday, May 27, 2011

Thank you JAYSUS! It's Friday... which means that this is the last day of the week I have to hear ol' brainless to the right say things like "Uhhhhhh and Oohhhhhh" anytime anyone asks her something. This girl seriously sounds like Fran Drescher and its killing me - every day a little piece of me dies everytime I hear her stupidity. She just sucked me into the S-hole for like 10 minutes about how much she loves my diet. I recently had a very unflattering picture of me eternalized online on my place of business's new website. I look like a fucking lunchbox (thanks for not doing my any favors you shitty photographer). I have been dieting ever since because i'm vain like that, well that and because I am attending a pool party on Sunday so I want to look good in a swimsuit.

Travis reccomended I watch Bridesmaids last night since there is a scene of a girl shitting in a sink, he thought it would be right up my alley. I have to admit..it was pretty funny. Im not gonna lie, it totally made me miss having a close girl friend. Oh well... I always got the booze and my gays. I would suggest anyone who likes gross watch that movie.

Monday, May 2, 2011

I party often with my co-workers, some more than others for reasons listed below.

Friday-7 people, 4 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of vodka, a case of beer, and a bottle of pastise.

5 of us could handle our liquor, one passed out, the other was found pantless pissing on the carpet in a spare bedroom on top of the passed out one.

This in addition to the questionable pictures I took made for a very interesting Monday.

On a sad note...I'm missing fucking Danzig tonight...I'll be home all night wishing I was at smelly SaltAir with a bunch of smellier metal heads. Ol Glen will never be as good as he once was though, that's right, I said it. Don't even act like you weren't thinking it.