A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.

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noun. social engineer that utilizes community-based online resources (such as Blogs, Forums, MOOs, Internet Journals, etc.) in order to disseminate ideas that will allow the social engineer to eventually dominate the world

verb. to social engineer community-based online resources in order to disseminate ideas that will allow the subject to eventually dominate the world

(noun) Peter Wiggin is the archetypal catspaw.

(verb) Peter catspawed his way into the position of Hegemon with his online persona, Locke.