War with Germany ‘exactly what Nazis want’

London, September 1938: The British Prime Minister has urged the UK not to go to war with Germany, because that is exactly what Adolf Hitler and the Nazis want. Speaking in London today, Neville Chamberlain said:

He said that by not giving in to what the Nazis want, they will eventually realise the folly of their ways and end their plans for world domination.

“Much like a naughty child, if you ignore them for long enough, they will get bored and stop. Hitler will be sitting in his office in the Third Reich headquarters in Berlin, thinking to himself ‘what is the point of annexing Austria if der britischer schweinehund won’t play along?'”

“So I say to the British people, if we mobilise our troops, prepare for war and defend our citizens, that’s exactly what they’ll be expecting us to do, and then it will be our fault if they attack us. Therefore, we’re going to do the precise opposite, and that will really throw them off guard.”

He went on to say that the Nazis were just a tiny minority of extremist Germans and that most moderate Germans were peaceful and were themselves victims of Nazism.

“We should allow more Germans to come to the UK, since we need to show that we are in solidarity with the German people, and that none of this has anything to do with Germany.”

UPDATE: September 1939, and the UK realises that this mad policy of appeasement of an existential threat isn’t ever going to work, and declared war on Germany.

In a nutshell…

“You think they make this shit up? It’s all in the book. Their f***ing book. The only book they ever read. They read it all the time. They never stop. They’re there for one reason and one reason only. To die for the caliphate and usher in a world without infidels. That’s their strategy, and it’s been that way since the 7th century.” Peter Quinn, Homeland

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