Ugh. I just got back from my annual cleric checkup. Apparently, our Creepy Neighbor has been rolling around on dead rats again, because he tracked Fleas in here, and one of them gave me the Hanta Montana virus.

{heads into the bathroom to fill tub with flea dip and tomato juice} At least that infested couch was disintegrated... {continues angry muttering to self, begins humming a Miley Cyrus song}