Smartphone Jeggings Prove Mankind Deserves To Be Wiped Out By an Asteroid

Michael Bay's Armageddon would have ended a lot differently had the writers known that one day a company would create a pair of jeggings—by themselves a creation we should be ashamed of—with a built-in bulging pocket for smartphones. Instead of sending a mining crew into space to destroy the asteroid, they would have probably just let it run its course and wipe out the planet, preventing this fashion tragedy from occurring.

And if the Valencia jeggings seem somewhat familiar, it's because they're from a company called Alphyn Industries who were previously responsible for a pair of jeans with a similar easy-access pocket for your phone. Presumably they sold well enough to warrant this follow-up attempt that will be available come March for a yet to be determined price. [Alphyn Industries via Chip Chick]