Went to the Lube buffet many times when I was working on Polaris Pkwy in Columbus. Usually got back to work feeling like shit from eating too much. My friend and I once killed three lube tubes in one sitting. I felt like shit the next morning from that one. I remember dry heaving on the sidelines of my son's football game the next morning, I was Asst Coach. very classy.

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

True Story: Sophomore year in college. Pounded down 87 wings and 4 tall Coors light at Tuesday wing night, all 165 LBS of me. Probably the most insane display of eating I've ever been a part of with my Rally challenge a close 2nd. Senior year of college we were all drinking at power hour at Miani's north of OSU campus. Everyone was starving so we walked a few miles north to Rally's and ordered a ridiculous amount of food. I ordered 5 Rallyburgers, friend said I could eat em all, countered that I could eat 8 if he paid my bar tab. I downed em all then proceeded to shoot down six 4 Horseman and who knows how much vodka and red bull. I miss my days of overindulgence.

"All Beckett needs to do to cap off this mess is order some fried chicken and beer" – 5/10/12 before Beckett got chased in the 3rd at Fenway.

RickNashEquilibrium wrote:True Story: Sophomore year in college. Pounded down 87 wings and 4 tall Coors light at Tuesday wing night, all 165 LBS of me. Probably the most insane display of eating I've ever been a part of with my Rally challenge a close 2nd. Senior year of college we were all drinking at power hour at Miani's north of OSU campus. Everyone was starving so we walked a few miles north to Rally's and ordered a ridiculous amount of food. I ordered 5 Rallyburgers, friend said I could eat em all, countered that I could eat 8 if he paid my bar tab. I downed em all then proceeded to shoot down six 4 Horseman and who knows how much vodka and red bull. I miss my days of overindulgence.

jb wrote:The only part I don't believe is that Coors Lite touched your lips.

Whenever I get around to conquering the Melt Challenge and the next time a dog eating contest comes to Cleveland, I will be sure to post pictures. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure there is a Nathan's qualifying event in Cleveland this year.

"All Beckett needs to do to cap off this mess is order some fried chicken and beer" – 5/10/12 before Beckett got chased in the 3rd at Fenway.

e0y2e3 wrote:Every Tuesday after practice most of my football team would go for Wing Night.

I never went.

Overrated piles of shit.

What's better in your opinion, or are you not a wing fan?

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And for fuck's sake can we get "boneless chicken wings" removed or re-named on the menus? How about calling them what they are, chicken nuggets.

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

Why is it that I can eat wing after wing and never seem to get full? I could probably eat 50+ wings in a single sitting. It's ridiculous.

And for fuck's sake can we get "boneless chicken wings" removed or re-named on the menus? How about calling them what they are, chicken nuggets.

Back in the early 90's, before you were born, wings were tiny (hence 5 cent wings). You could literally eat 50-60. IIRC I ate 75 due to a bet, Euclid Tavern near CWRU. They even had a 1 cent wing night once a year for a couple years.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

To Lee, who knows everything about everything and looks down the end of his nose at the rest of us, I apologize for learning something new.

And I deleted the email draft regarding Excel where I was going to ask you what the fuck a pivot table was and how I can stop each cell from either adding or subtracting any numbers I put in or turning everything into a date.

It was actually more a rhetorical question. But the answer was an unexpected bonus. I have a journalism degree dude. But I type with two fingers. Never learned how to do it right. I get by better than most though. Because, like you, I'm just that good.

And, yeah, I don't know how to email from Excel. But you probably already gathered that. I did, just last week, use Snag-It to make a cool picture if a graph that I exported to Word.