I have 3 on my rear bumper. they read as follows: "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for McCain & Palin" "Terrorist Hunting Permit" which i'm sure you've seen before.. and "Take Your Chrome Home!" which I got from a 4Wheeler magazine. but if you guys wanna start talkin helmet stickers, how about "if you can read this, the bitch fell off!" or "Hell was full so I came back" ok ok one more "let go of my ears I know what i'm doing" haha