Mr. T appears in this Snickers commercial that features three of my favorite things: tanks, TV stars from the '80s, and fool-pitying. I guess soccer kind of figures in there, too, as well as satisfying candy treats, but neither of those are nearly as cool as tanks… even though this tank in particular is the pitifully outdated Soviet-made T-55.

(I saw this clip on The Offside, but did The Offside know what kind of tank that is? No. And you know why? Because I'm the only sports blogger who's actually blown up a T-55. Advantage: me. And if you're wondering if my cock is huge: yes. Yes it is.)

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So if the guy driving a Ferrari is trying to make up for his 2″ penis, what is the guy driving a tank like?

04.25.07 at 2:59 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Best. Commercial. Ever.

04.25.07 at 3:01 pm

Tim

There’s a character in Jon Cena’s “The Marine” named after me, does that count for anything?

04.25.07 at 3:06 pm

JonathanWK

Awesome. Thank God we have courageous people like Mr T. around to put soccer-playing pansies in their place. The rampant flopping in soccer is one of about a billion reasons why no self-respecting man should be a fan of that sissy sport.

04.25.07 at 3:12 pm

tylenol

Best. Avatar. Ever.

04.25.07 at 3:21 pm

Its The Bob

Ever wonder why Mr. T and MC Hammer have yet to collaborate on some kind of music/television/armed robbery project?

Think about it: If Mr. T and MC Hammer show up in a commercial telling you to wrap it up with “Golden Hammer” condoms, aren’t you buying those bastards immediately?

04.25.07 at 3:21 pm

Ted Striker

I heart Careless right now.

04.25.07 at 3:21 pm

matt

“In 2005, Mr. T announced he would never wear his chains again saying, ‘No, T, you can never wear your gold again. It’s an insult to God.’ He came to this decision after seeing the effects of Hurricane Katrina.”

What a bunch of jibba jabba, that Snickers bar chain just pushed the good lord over the edge.

04.25.07 at 3:37 pm

Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

If they ever make an A-Team movie Mr T would be ideal to play B.A. He’s a dead ringer for him. I hear he’s even got his own van. I’ve yet to blow up a tank but i have pissed in one. Okay, it was a mate’s fish tank, but it did have pirhanas in it.

04.25.07 at 3:40 pm

Signal to Noise

“Get Some Nuts.” Now that’s a fucking tagline.

04.25.07 at 4:45 pm

lbutler36

the t-55 makes the T-72 look like a T-90

04.25.07 at 5:34 pm

hodgedup

Anyone notice that when Mr. T raises his left hand (Pain) up his other hand (Pleasure) is not even in the frame but down further inside the tankÃ¢â‚¬Â¦..

04.25.07 at 5:46 pm

skinfan

why the hell doesn’t that commercial air here?! That is got to be the funniest commercial ever! Must be a British one, because its actually funny and crude.