- HELLO, WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF
BETWEEN TWO FERNS.
I'M YOUR HOST, UH, I'M YOUR HOST, ZACH.
MY GUEST TODAY IS TILA TEQUILA.
WELCOME TILA.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU HAVE 3.6 MILLION FRIENDS ON MYSPACE.
- YES.
- WHO'S DARRYL?
- DARRYL?
- I'M JUST KIDDING ALONG WITH YOU.
I'M JUST KIDDING.
- OH, OKAY.
- MAYBE YOU AND I CAN BE FRIENDS,
AND HANG OUT AND STUFF.
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
- DO YOU JET-SKI?
- OH MY GOSH, I LOVE JET-SKIING!
- IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO JET-SKI
AROUND THE WORLD. MAYBE WE CAN DO THAT.
- YEAH, WE CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.
- IT'S BEEN REALLY ENLIGHTENING, AND AMAZING
TO TALK TO YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST.
- OH, WELL, I HAD A GREAT TIME.
- YEAH, WILL YOU STICK AROUND, THOUGH?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU.
- OKAY, COOL.
- PLEASE WELCOME MY NEXT
GUEST, JENNIFER ANISTON.
- HI.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- IS THERE ANOTHER?
- COULD YOU MOVE THAT OVER FOR TILA?
MOVE THE FERN OVER.
- THIS FERN?
- YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND?
- NO, I DON'T MIND.
- THANK YOU.
- DON'T MIND.
OH GOD. OKAY.
OH, LOOK, IT'S A CHAIR.
- DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?
- OKAY.
- NO PROBLEM.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU, TILA.
- THANKS TILA.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- OH, GOOD TO MEET YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- SO, WELCOME JENNIFER.
- THANKS. HAPPY TO BE HERE.
- TILA, TELL JENNIFER A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
- OH, WELL, I SING. I DID REALITY SHOWS.
ACTUALLY, I HAD MY OWN REALITY SHOW.
- YOU'RE IN A REALITY SHOW?
- YEAH.
- WHAT SHE WOULD DO, IS SHE WOULD HAVE
A LOT OF PEOPLE TO FIGHT OVER HER,
TO MAYBE GET IN BED WITH HER.
- HOW DID THAT GO?
- SOUND FAMILIAR, JENNIFER?
- SORRY?
- SORRY?
- SO YOU'RE GREEK.
- MM-HMM.
- AND, I'M GREEK.
- YEAH.
- I KNOW.
- YOU CHANGED YOUR LAST NAME FOR SHOW BUSINESS.
- BUT YOU KEPT IT.
YOU WERE COMMITTED TO THE---
- NO. MY NAME IS SHORTENED.
- IT WAS?
- IT'S GALIFIANAKISBURG.
WHAT STUFF DO YOU HAVE WORKING ON, JENNY?
- WELL, THIS MOVIE THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO TALK ABOUT, WHICH IS JUST GO
WITH IT, WITH ADAM SANDLER.
- I'VE ALSO WORKED WITH ADAM SANDLER TOO ON A FILM.
- OH REALLY?
- YEAH.
- WHAT'S HE LIKE?
- REALLY NICE, AND HE'S JUST-- RIGHT?
ISN'T HE REALLY FUNNY? NICE GUY--
- EXTREMELY-- YEAH, HE'S ONE OF THE NICEST.
- DID YOU GUYS HANG OUT A LOT?
- YES.
- TILA?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. AFTERWARDS, WE'D GO
HIT THE TRAILER, AND YOU KNOW, SNACK ON A BUNCH OF FOOD.
- [ laughs ]
- YOU KNOW? HE'S A LOT OF FUN.
HE'S A GREAT GUY.
- THAT'S A GREAT STORY.
- YEAH.
- [ Jennifer sighs ]
IF YOU WERE FORCED TO CHOOSE ONE STATE
IN THE US TO BE STRUCK WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON, ONE STATE,
OR ELSE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WOULD BE DESTROYED,
WHICH STATE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ANNIHILATE?
- I DON'T-- I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
- OH, SO THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS GOING TO
BE DESTROYED BY A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
- I DON'T THINK, WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
- TILA, WHO WOULD YOU?
- [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: RHODE ISLAND.
- OKAY.
- WAIT. HOLD ON.
- GO AHEAD.
- OH GEESH.
- [SPEED STICK MAN]: SPEED STICK. DEODORANT
FOR YOUR B-ODORANT!
- THAT'S SO CUTE.
- TILA, YOU'VE PROBABLY HAVE HAD A LOT OF WILD ADVENTURES--
- OH YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
--AS FAR AS ROMANCE IS INVOLVED.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING, LIKE, IN A CAR OR ANYTHING?
- OH, THE CAR, AIRPLANES, AND THIS WEEKEND--
- YOU KNOW WHAT--
I'M SORRY. I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT--
- I GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE ON A MOTORCYCLE.
- I'M GOING TO LET YOU GUYS FINISH,
BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
SO, WHY DON'T I COME BACK?
I'M GOING TO HIT THE GREEN ROOM.
- UM, SURE. WE'RE ALL UP FOR THAT.
- DID YOU GET ENOUGH QUESTIONS?
- WELL, I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
- WELL--
- NO, IT'S FOR TILA.
- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ZACH?
- [ theme to Friends plays ]
- [ inaudible conversation ]
- YOU'RE FAT.