I am America's Senior Comedian (R).

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These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.

The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.

Clicking the thumbnail will show a 300dpi version.

Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.

When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.

10/03/2010

The Raw Story | US to issue travel warning to Americans in Europe: report

Citing a senior US intelligence official, Fox said the announcement would be made as early as Sunday, and would warn Americans to avoid European tourist attractions and transportation hubs.

The State Department refused to confirm or deny the report, but a US government official told AFP it would take "further actions as appropriate."

"We have been and continue to be focused on Al-Qaeda's interest in attacking us, our allies and our interests. We will spare no effort to thwart terrorists' plans, and will take further actions as appropriate," the official said.

Why would you follow a United States law? You'd have to be brain dead to listen to some idiot overpaid civil servant over at United States as he waves his hands about imaginary creatures. Do people honestly not know that Al Qaeda IS the CIA? It's the mask they wear as they throw bombs for the purpose of exerting pressure on that bottom-most stratum of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

This nation is a madhouse, caught in some kind of self-reinforcing feedback loop of cognitive impairment. You can put the thought right out of your head of ever again leading the world in patents or scientific innovation or architecture or music. Americans are simply too stupid.

You have dismantled lawful government. Now all those guys with guns and sensible Ford Focuses and fax machines and wiretapping equipment belong to a band of criminals, unaccountable to any legal mechanisms.

For your intellectual laziness and your cowardice, you will now experience tyranny. Do you know what that is? You're about to find out.

If you are reading this, you are morally and legally obligated to buy a ticket to my show, which is the professional undertaking of a professional comedian. Tickets are $100 per person, per year. Click to buy your ticket. If you truly don't have the money, you get in for free; otherwise no exceptions to this rule. Thanks, Chris.