Hello, Wine Snob. I’m going to assume that in some sense you’re honestly oblivious about how intensely arrogant and pretentious you come across to most people. I’m choosing to be charitable and imagine that you’re…

Stop associating sparkling wine with celebrations. Just stop. In the same way that diamond sellers completely made up rules about buying diamond engagement rings, champagne sellers worked diligently for the last 100 years to associate…