Captain: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units. They're
bringing her down now.

Agent Smith: No Captain, you men are dead right about nnnnnow.

Heart O' The City Hotel 2

(As HOTCH 1 left off)

(Cop 1 moves towards Trinity with handcuffs)

(Trinity turns around and chops Cop 1 where the neck meets the shoulder)

(Cop 2 begins to shoot at Trinity)

(Trinity kicks the gun out of Cop 2's hand)

(Trinity jumps up) Bullet Time Freeze! (2-3 seconds)

(Kicks cop 2)

(Trinity picks up cell phone and dials a number)

Trinity: Morpheus, they found me.

Morpheus: I know. They cut the hard line; you'll have to find another way
out.

Trinity: God damn it Morpheus.

Morpheus: Yes. Focus Trinity. There's an exit at Wells and Lake. You can
make it.

Trinity: Are there any agents?

Morpheus: Maybe. I'm not tellin'!

(Trinity hangs up phone)

(T walks towards elevator)

(Agent Smith gets out and Trinity runs away Smith follows)

Rooftop Chase

(Trinity runs across the roof towards a fire escape)

(Smith follows)

(Trinity jumps across a street where the fire escape is)

(Smith does the same)

(Trinity jumps off the side of the building on the other side and just
misses an old lady carrying bags of groceries)

(Smith jumps off the building and knocks the old lady down)

(Smith begins to chase after Trinity but then, the old lady gets up and
begins to whack agent Smith with her purse)

(Trinity rounds a corner and a phone booth is seen)

(Trinity runs into the phone booth and answers the phone)

Voice: If you hang up this phone, I will kill you.

Trinity: Wrong movie.

Voice: Are you threatening me? Cause I'll kill you for that too.

Trinity: This is the Matrix, not Phone Booth.

(Agent Smith walks towards booth)

Voice: You think I'm bluffing? I'll prove I have a gun. You see that guy
with the suit walking towards the booth?

(Gunshot is heard and Smith drops body quickly changes to old lady)

Voice: Now don't you leave while I reload.

(Trinity hangs up the phone and picks it up again and vanishes)

(Smith and Thompson walk up)

Smith: She got out then?

Thompson: Yes but the informant is real.

Smith: We have the name of their next target.

Thompson: The name is Neo.

Smith: We'll need a search running.

Thompson: It has already begun.

Neo's Apartment

(Neo is asleep at his computer on it is a google search for Morpheus)

(Movie type is used)

(Neo wakes up)

Neo tries pressing CRTL ALT Delete and escape

(Follow message)

(Knock message)

(Knock at door)

Neo: Who is it?

Voice: Police open up!

Neo: Shit!

(Morpheus drops through vent)

Morpheus: Yes.

Neo: Who the hell are you?

Morpheus: Yes.

Neo: What the fuck is your problem?

Morpheus: Yes.

Neo: Damn it! Why the hell are you here?

Morpheus: Yes. Yes.

(Morpheus jumps out window)

(Door knocks again)

Neo: Just a minute.

(Neo opens the door)

(Hacker and friends are outside)

Neo: You're not cops. You scared the crap outa me.

Hacker: Sorry. What's wrong?

Neo: My computer. Have you ever had that feeling where you're not sure if
you're awake or still dreaming?

Hacker: Yeah. All the time. (Turns towards another) He's lost it. (Back to
Neo) Looks to me like you need to rest. You know, get some R. and R. Come
with us to the club tonight.

Neo: I can't. I have work.

Hacker: Come on it'll be fun. (Turns towards friend) Won't it?

Friend 1: Defiantly

(Neo looks and sees the white rabbit tattoo)

Neo: Yeah, fun. Sure.

The Club

(People are dancing and Neo is standing in a corner)

(Trinity walks up to Neo)

Trinity: Hello Neo.

Neo: How do you know that name?

Trinity: It says so on your nametag.

Neo: Damn it!

(Morpheus runs in)

Morpheus: Yes.

Neo: Who are you? And why do you always say yes?

Morpheus: Um...

(Morpheus runs out)

Trinity: I know a lot about you.

Neo: And who are you?

Trinity: I am Trinity.

Neo: The Trinity that cracked the IRS-D base?

Trinity: No, I'm the one who made it so you couldn't understand people at
the drive thru.

Neo: Why?

Trinity: I don't know. But I do know why you live alone, and why night
after night you sit at your computer.

Neo: (under breath) please don't say porn, please don't say porn.

Trinity: You're looking for him. I know cause I was once looking for the
same thing. When he found me he said that I wasn't looking for him, but for
an answer. It's the question that drives us Neo. It's the question. You
know the question as I did.

Neo: What is the matrix?

Trinity: No, it was how many licks does it take to get to the center of
tootsie pop. But I guess that works too. Anyway, he will find you when you
are ready.

(Alarm clock is heard)

(Neo wakes up in bed)

(Clock reads "9:03")

Neo: Shit!

(Knock at door)

Neo: What?

Voice: Yes.

Neo: Go away um.... I didn't get your name.

Voice: Morpheus.

Neo: The Morpheus that I'm looking for?

Voice: Maybe.

Neo: Go away!

Voice: No!

Office Escape

(Neo is standing in front of a desk man is typing sitting on the other
side)

(Man finishes typing)

Man: You believe that you are special, Mr. Anderson. That somehow the rules
do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This company is one of the
top software companies in the world. That is because every employee knows
that they are part of the system. If an employee has a problem, then the
company has a problem. The time has come to make a choice. Either you
choose to be at you desk on time, or you choose to find yourself a new job.
Do I make myself clear?

Neo: Yes sir.

(Neo is sitting in his cubicle)

(FEDEX guy walks in)

FedEx guy: Are you Thomas Anderson?

Neo: Yeah, that's me.

FedEx guy: I got a package for you.

(FE guy gives Neo the package)

FedEx Guy: have a nice day.

(FE guy leaves)

(Neo opens package and picks up cell phone inside)

(Cell phone rings)

(Neo is scared and holds phone away he answers it)

Morpheus: Hello Neo do you know who this is?

Neo: Morpheus?

Morpheus: No! It's um...Bob...from...that place. All right fine, it's
Morpheus. How'd you know it was me?

Morpheus: It is Morpheus. I don't know if you're ready for what I have to
show you but unfortunately, we've run out of time. They're coming for you
Neo and I don't know what they will do.

Neo: Who's coming for me?

Morpheus: Stand up and see for yourself.

Neo: Now?

Morpheus: Yes, now. The elevator. Do it slowly.
(Three agents get off the elevator and look towards Neo's cubicle)

Neo: Shit!

Morpheus: Yes. I suggest you get out of there. I can guide you but you must
do exactly as I say. The cubicle across from you is empty, go there. Now!

(Neo runs into across cube)

(Agents walk into Neo's cubicle)

Morpheus: When I tell you to, go to the end of the row and to the office at
the end of the hall. Stay as low as you can. One, two, three, banana! Got
you! Hope you didn't just get caught there! Seriously, go now!

(Neo runs low to the directions given)

(Neo enters office and closes the door behind him)

Morpheus: Outside there is a scaffolding.

Neo: How do you know all this?

Morpheus: Look on the scaffolding.

(Morpheus waves to Neo from scaffolding)

Neo: This is creepy.

Morpheus: To your left there is a window, go to it, open it, walk to the
scaffolding. You can use it to get to the roof.

Neo: Wait, this is a corner office.

Morpheus: Yeah so?

Neo: Why are you having me go to the window all the way over there when I
could go to the one right next the scaffolding?

Morpheus: Um...There are two ways out of this building Neo, one is the
roof, and the other is in their custody. You take a chance either way. Bye.

(Neo hangs up phone)

Neo: Screw this.

(Neo is led into a car by two agents)

(Trinity is on a motorcycle in front of the car)

Trinity: Damn it!

(Morpheus comes down on scaffolding)

Morpheus: Yes.

Agent Smith: Get him! It's Morpheus!

(Morpheus quickly goes up scaffolding)

Interrogation Room

(Neo is sitting in a chair next to a table an agent is standing in the
background and another walks in and drops a large folder on the table and
sits down and removes his sunglasses)

Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eyes on you for a long time now
Mr. Anderson.

Neo: Perv.

Agent Smith: Na uh! No! Anyway, it seems you've been living two lives. One
life you are Thomas A. Anderson program writer for a respectable software
company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes and help your
landlady carry out her garbage. I don't like your landlady, Mr. Anderson.
She whacked me with her purse when I knocked some groceries out of her
hand.

(The Terminator kicks down the door and enters)

The Terminator: John Conner, it is time.

Agent Smith: Who are you?

The Terminator: That is not important.

Agent Thompson: Sir scans show that he's a machine. Not one of ours. He
doesn't match any of the machines built by us. Perhaps he's with the future
of the matrix?

Agent Smith: Maybe us in the future sent him back through time to kill our
greatest enemy. That seems like a good plot for this movie. You must be the
new guy. Welcome to the team.

Agent Thompson: Sir, I believe there'd be a copy write problem with that
being our movie.

The Terminator: Where is John Conner?

Agent Smith: Wait a minute, were you sent back through time to protect
this, what you say the name was?

The Terminator: John Conner.

Agent Smith: Right, right, John Conner.

The Terminator: The answer is yes.

Agent Smith: Okay, maybe John Conner is the guy who helps us kill Morpheus.

The Terminator: You are not John Conner. I will search someplace else.

Agent Smith: What is so important about John Conner anyway? What does he
do?

The Terminator: John Conner is the leader of the worldwide resistance to
the machine race in the near future. I was sent back through time to
protect him from the machines.

Agent Smith: Oh shit. Um.you don't know a Morpheus, do you?

The Terminator: No.

(Agent Smith drags Thompson to corner and begins to quietly talk to him so
that nobody else can hear.)

Agent Smith: Do we have any plans to take over the matrix and build the
machines we use in the world to kill humans?

Agent Thompson: No, we need them for the power.

Agent Smith: So we can assume that in the near future a large chunk of
humanity will die? That will screw up our power, won't it?

Agent Thompson: I guess so. Hold on. (Turns to The Terminator) Hey you,
does John Conner lead the humans to victory?

The Terminator: Yes.

Agent Thompson: Load off my mind. We won't run out of humans to harvest for
power.

The Terminator: You must be destroyed!

(The Terminator begins to shoot at Agent Thompson)

(Agent Thompson dodges)

The Terminator: That is a neat trick.

Agent Thompson: Can you dodge bullets?

The Terminator: I do not need to.

Agent Smith: Hey, do you know about the matrix?

The Terminator: The matrix is a system built in 2027 to act as a prison for
the machines. It consists of magnetic field and virtual reality to keep
cybernetic organisms unaware and under control.

Neo: Yes! My question's been answered!

The Terminator: Scans show you are Thomas A. Anderson but you are known as
Neo. You came to us in 2010 and said, and I quote, "These are their
machines? They suck. Come on, where are the squiddies? Nothing even looks
like the real world. They don't even have hovercrafts! The real apocalypse
was so much better. At least it had a matrix and machines that look like
they can kill!" You are also known as the man who inspired the matrix. Only
seen once. The future John Conner thanks you.

Neo: Whatever. Can I go know?

Agent Smith: No! (Turns to Terminator) Well, you seem to be unaware of the
real matrix and I agree with Mr. Anderson's quote. Go back to your gay fake
judgment day. I think John Conner is at the pizza hut on Erie and Lake.

(The Terminator leaves)

Agent Smith: Now where was I? Oh yeah! The other life is lived in computers
where you use the hacker alias Neo and are guilty of almost every computer
crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future. The other does
not. We're prepared to wipe the slate clean, Mr. Anderson. We know you've
been contacted by a certain individual. A man who calls himself Morpheus.
We want your help in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Neo: Wow, that's sounds like a really good deal. I've got a better one. How
about you give me all that plus a lot cash and I give you nothing.

(The other agent walks over to Smith and they start whispering)

Agent Smith: No.

Neo: Ok, then how about I give you the finger (flips off Agent Smith) and
you give me my phone call.

Agent Smith: You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson.

Neo: You can't scare me with this shit. I want my phone call.

(Morpheus opens door)

Morpheus: Yes.

Agent Thompson: Get him, it's Morpheus!

(Morpheus runs away)

Agent Smith: Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you are
unable to speak?

(Both sit in silence for a bout 15 sec)

Agent Smith: Right about now your mouth should not exist.

Neo: I don't know what to tell you.

Agent Smith: So, who were you going to call?

Neo: I don't know. My mom I guess. She's the only one who'd come and get me
now.

Agent Smith: Excuse me.

(Agent Smith walks into another room and is seen through a window talking
with two other agents all three start pointing and laughing at Neo)

(Agent Smith returns)

Agent Smith: Soon your mouth will be gone and we can proceed.

(10 sec goes by)

Agent Smith: Screw this. (Puts duct tape over Neo's mouth two agents come
in and hold Neo down on the table) Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a
phone call if you are unable to speak? Ha! Now you can't answer cause you
are unable to speak! (Agent Smith does a little victory jig)

Agent Smith: (presses button on something) You're going to help us Mr.
Anderson, whether you want to or not. (Puts a big foam 10 gallon hat on Neo
with a camcorder duct taped on it and a sign that says, "Not working with
agents. Not that I know what they are, cause I don't."

Call To Meet Morpheus

(Neo wakes up in bed wearing the hat he is unaware of the hat)

(The phone rings)

(Neo answers the phone)

Morpheus: This line is tapped so I must be brief. They got to you first but
they underestimated you. If they knew what I know, you'd probably be dead.

Agent Smith: Excuse me Morpheus, this is the guy you're talking to, what
don't we know -I mean, what do you know that we -er they don't know.

Morpheus: Damn it Smith, go away.

Agent Smith: Yes sir.

Morpheus: I can still hear you.

Agent Smith: I'm going.

Morpheus: Now Neo, they don't know that you are the one. You may have spent
the last few years looking for me but I've spent my entire life looking for
you. Do you still want to meet?

Neo: Yes.

Morpheus: Then go to the Adams Street Bridge.

(Neo hangs up the phone)

(The phone rings again)

(Neo picks up the phone)

Agent Smith: Hello Neo, this is Morpheus again. I want to make sure you
heard me right. What did I just tell you?

(Neo hangs up the phone)

(Phone rings again)

Neo: Hello?

The Terminator: Is this the residence of John Conner?

Neo: I told you, no!

(Neo hangs up the phone)

Bugged

(Neo is standing under the bridge) (A car pulls up the window rolls down
and Trinity is on the other side)

Trinity: Get in.

(Neo gets in the car)

(Switch is in front seat and holds a gun up to Neo)

Switch: Lift up your shirt.

Neo: What?

Trinity: Please Neo; it's for our protection.

Neo: From what?

Trinity: From you.

Switch: Right now we don't have time for 20 questions. There's only one
rule. Our way, or the highway.

Neo: Fine. Stop the car.

(Car stops)

(Neo gets out of the car)

Trinity: Please Neo wait. You've been down that road you know exactly where
it leads.

Neo: It goes to Cheese World.

Trinity: That's not the point.

Neo: So I can't go to Cheese World?

Trinity: No.

Neo: Fine. (Under breath) I'd like to see your cheese world.

Trinity: What?

Neo: Nothing.

(Neo gets back into the car)

Trinity: Lie back, lift up your shirt.

(Trinity pulls out a big gun like thing)

Neo: What's that?

Trinity: Relax, we think you're bugged.

(Trinity points gun at Neo's head)

Switch: You're gonna lose it.

Trinity: No I'm not. Clear!

(Trinity puts the gun down and grabs the hat off Neo's head)

Neo: Jesus Christ! That thing's real?

(Trinity shoves the hat out of the window)

Meet Morpheus

(The car pulls up to a building)

(Neo and Trinity are outside a door in the building)

Trinity: Let me give one piece of advice, be honest. He knows more than you
could possibly dream.

(Neo opens the door and walks inside)

(Morpheus has his back to Neo he turns around)

Morpheus: At last we meet. As you might have guessed, I am Morpheus.

Neo: It's an honor to meet you.

Morpheus: The honor is all mine. I take it right now, you're feeling a
little bit like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole?

Neo: Yes. Why am I here?

Morpheus: You're because you know something. What you know you can't
explain, but you've always known it. Like a splinter in your mind. Do you
know what I'm talking about?

Neo: Once I shoved a small piece of wood in my nose. Could that have caused
the splinter in my mind?

Morpheus: Guess again.

Neo: What is the matrix? Oh wait no, that guy told me. It's a dream world
built in 2027 to keep machines from being free.

Morpheus: What dumbshit fed you that sack of crap? I wish the matrix was
that!

Neo: Fine, what is the matrix?

Morpheus: Do you want to know what the matrix is?

Neo: That's what I just asked.

Morpheus: So it was. Just answer the question, yes or no.

(Outside, Agent Smith comes down on a rope holding a sign that says, "Say
no!")

(Neo looks at the sign)

(Agent Smith falls)

Neo: Yes.

Morpheus: The matrix is everywhere. It is here in this very room. You can
see it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes.

Neo: What is it with people in this movie and taxes?

Morpheus: What movie?

Neo: The movie we're making.

(Morpheus looks at the screen)

(Morpheus looks around as if looking at all the people in a theater)

(Morpheus waves)

(Morpheus turns back to Neo)

Morpheus: It is a prison. A prison without walls or doors. A prison for
your mind. What if I told you that you were not living in the real world?

Neo: I'd say, come again? Then I'd laugh because I said come.

Morpheus: Do you believe in fate Neo?

Neo: No.

Morpheus: Why not?

Neo: Cause I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

Morpheus: I know exactly how you feel.

Neo: How then?

Morpheus: Okay, I don't know exactly how you feel. So sue me. Sorry.

(Morpheus reaches into his pocket and pulls out two things)

Morpheus: This is it. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue
pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe what ever you
want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show
you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Neo: What's that one over there?

Morpheus: That is the purple pill, Nexium. I think it's made by Pfizer. It
helps with my Acid Reflux.

Neo: Can I choose that one?

Morpheus: Not without a prescription.

(Neo motions towards the blue pill)

Morpheus: Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more. So please
reconsider. Come on take the red pill. Everyone's taking the red pill.
You're not cool unless you take the red pill. I told these people that you
were cool. Come on Neo, you used to be cool.

Neo: You just met me! And that's the blue pill?

Morpheus: Yeah, see blue.

Neo: I'm colorblind.

Morpheus: Yeah, me too. I just guessed. Just guess, and if you go home,
tough.

Neo: Ok.

(Neo grabs the blue pill)

Morpheus: He took the blue pill right?

Trinity: Yeah.

Morpheus: Then why is he still here? Uh oh. I screwed up. You're stuck now.
Sorry. The pill you just took is part of a trace program. It helps to find
your position in the matrix. Have a seat.

(Neo sits down)

Neo: I am here! I am here! I am here!

Morpheus: We found you good.

(Morpheus picks up his cell phone)
Morpheus: Now Tank, now.

(Weird metal things happens use movie's)

Toilet of the Real

(Neo wakes up in gel pod)

(Neo rips through the gel)

(Neo removes breathing tube)

(Neo looks around and sees the other people in the matrix use movie's)

(Machine comes)

(Machine grabs Neo and pulls out the tubes)

(Machine leaves)

(Gel pod opens and Neo fall down the "Toilet of the Real")

(Neo struggles to swim in water)

(Crane drops down and picks up Neo)

(Morpheus moves in front of Neo)

Morpheus: Welcome to the real world.

(Screen goes black)

Morpheus: He's still alive, right?

Trinity: I guess so.

Morpheus: Let's poke him with a stick.

Rebuilding

Morpheus: We've done it Trinity.

Trinity: I hope you're right.

Morpheus: You don't have to hope I know it.

Neo: What are you doing?

Morpheus: Your muscles have never been used so we're rebuilding them.

Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?

Morpheus: Um...It definitely doesn't have anything to do with poking you
with a stick. Um...you've never used them before. Rest Neo, the answers are
coming.

(Use parts from the movie for the rebuilding sweeps)

Answers

(Neo is sitting on a bed)

(Neo looks at his arm a plug is in it)

(Neo removes the plug)

(Morpheus enters)

Neo: Morpheus, what is this place?

Morpheus: More important than what is when. You believe it is the year 2003
when it is actually closer to 2203. We can't tell you when it is because we
honestly don't know.

Neo: Why don't you know?

Morpheus: We forgot to look at the calendar when we arrived and then it
kind of got burned in The Great Fire of When We Lost The Date. Anyway, come
with me.

(Neo and Morpheus leave)

Morpheus: This is my ship the Nebacanezzar. It's a hovercraft. Most of my
crew you know.

(Neo looks at Trinity who was welding)

Morpheus: (Goes by each as he says their name) This is Apoch, Switch, and
Cipher.

Cipher: Hiya.

Morpheus: The little one behind you is Mouse. The ones you don't know, Tank
and his big brother Dozer. (Morpheus goes back to Neo) You asked what the
matrix was. Come with me.

(Neo follows Morpheus to a chair. Neo sits in and Trinity straps him down)

Morpheus: Relax Neo, this is going to feel a little weird.

(Neo looks likes he is in incredible pain)

(Morpheus and Neo are in a totally white room)

Morpheus: This is the construct. It's our loading program. We can load
anything from weapons to clothing, to equipment. Anything we need. Go on,
call something. Anything. Call it a gift.

Neo: Fire Hydrants!

(Many fire hydrants appear)

Neo: Um.Good movie with Rob Shnider!

Voice: Insufficient data!

Morpheus: You don't look so good. Aspirin!

(Many bottles of aspirin appear)

(Morpheus grabs some and gives it to Neo)

Neo: I'm going to need some water. Water!

Morpheus: No!

(Large amount of water rushes in)

Morpheus: Bottled water! Bottled water!

(Bottled water appears)

Morpheus: Anyway, back to work. This is our loading program.

Neo: Right now we're inside a computer program?

Morpheus: Is it really so hard to believe? Your clothes are different, your
hair has changed, the plugs in your head and arms are gone. What you see
know is what we call your "Big Shiny Matrixy Image. It is the mental
projection of your digital self.

Neo: That's the best name you came up with? Big shiny matrixy image? How
about residual self-image?

Morpheus: It's got a nice ring to it. I'll think about it.

(Neo looks towards two chairs and a TV)

Neo: This isn't real?

Morpheus: What is real? How do you define real? IF real is what you can
smell, see, feel, taste, or touch, then real is just electrical signals
interpreted by your brain. (Morpheus turns on the TV)

(Use images from the movie)

Morpheus: This was the world as it was at the beginning of the 21st
century. It exists now only as a neural simulation that we call the matrix.
You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This is the world as it exists
toady.

(Now the TV has the real world on it)

(Neo and Morpheus are sitting in rubble in their chairs)

Morpheus: Welcome to the desert of the real.

Neo: This isn't a desert. It isn't hot and full of sand.

Morpheus: Actually, a desert doesn't have to have sand or be hot.

Neo: Wow, you learn something new everyday.

Morpheus: Indeed you do. We don't know exactly what happened we only have
bits and pieces. What we do know is that sometime in the early 21st century
all of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at ourselves as we
gave birth to AI.

Neo: AI? You mean artificial intelligence?

Morpheus: At first it was called "Anti Idiocy" Then marketing got to it.
Yes. A singular conscience that spawned an entire race of machines.

Neo: The AI did that?

Morpheus: No, marketing. Weren't you listening?

Neo: Sorry. It's a little hard to follow.

Morpheus: Take this. It will help when we're done.

(Morpheus gives Neo a "for dummies" book called "The Matrix for Dummies")

Morpheus: We don't know who struck first, them or us. But we do know that
it was us the scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar
energy for power and it was believed that they wouldn't be able to survive
without an energy source as abundant as the sun.

Neo: What dumbshit came up with that plan?

Morpheus: Yes. I'm guessing they're from France though. Stupid French.
Mankind has always depended on machines to survive. Fate, it seems is not
without a sense of irony.

(Use movies scenes for now)

Morpheus: The human body generates over 30,000 BTU's of body heat and more
bioelectricity than a 120-volt battery. Combined with a form of fusion, the
machines found all the energy they would ever need. There are fields Neo,
endless fields where human beings are no longer born, we are grown.

(A machine is in one of these fields looking up)

Voice: If you build it, they will come.

(Back to Morpheus and Neo)

Morpheus: For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it. Then I saw the
fields with my own eyes. Watched them liquefy the dead so that they can be
fed to the living, watched one field be destroyed and a baseball field
placed it its place.

Neo: You said place a lot.

Morpheus: Then I came to realize the truth. (Morpheus turns off the TV)
What is the matrix? Control. It is to keep us under control in order to
change a human being into this.

Neo: Into what?

Morpheus: Look in my hand.

Neo: There's nothing in your hand.

Morpheus: Damn it! Pretend that there is a battery in my hand, ok?

Neo: No. I don't believe it! I want out! Let me out!

(Neo is back on the ship)

Neo: Get this out of me. Stay back!

Cipher: He's gonna pop!

Morpheus: Breath Neo!

(Neo throws up and then faints)

(No picture but sound)

Morpheus: Let's poke him with a stick again.

The Past

(Neo wakes on a bed and Morpheus is sitting next to him)

Morpheus: I fear I must apologize. We have a rule. We never free a mind
after it's reached a certain age. It's dangerous, the mind has trouble
letting go. I've seen it before and I'm sorry. When the matrix was first
created, there was a man born inside who could change whatever he saw fit.
After changing everything for a while he got bored and decided to free some
people. It was he who freed the first of us. Before he died, the Oracle
prophesized his return and that his coming would hail the end of the
matrix. End the war. I did what I did because I believe that search is
over. Get some rest.

(Morpheus leaves)

(Lights go out)

(Camera fades)

Training

(Lights come on)

(Tank enters)

Tank: Did you sleep?

(Neo shakes his head no)

Tank: You will tonight. I promise. I'm Tank, I'll be your operator.

(Neo shakes Tank's hand)

Neo: You don't have any holes?

Tank: Yeah, me and my brother Dozer are both 100% pure old-fashioned
homegrown human born free right here in the real world. Genuine child of
Zion.

Neo: Zion? It's a city?

Tank: Yeah, live long enough you might even see it. It's the last human
city.

Neo: Where is it?

Tank: Near the Earth's core where it's still warm enough. Come on, time for
training.

(Neo and Tank leave and head for deck)

Tank: We're supposed to start with these operation programs, which are
mainly boring shit, let's do something a little more fun. Combat training.

(Tank puts a disk into the computer)

Neo: Ju-Jitsu? I'm going to learn ju-jitsu?

Tank: No. You'll learn how to learn ju-jitsu.

Neo: What?

Tank: I'm going to teach you how to pay attention. Always got to do that
first. Here we go.

(Tank presses a button and Neo closes his eyes and begins to shake)

Tank: How was that?

Neo: Good.

Tank: Now you'll learn ju-jitsu.

(Tank presses a button and same as above)

Tank: Now you know ju-jitsu.

Neo: No I don't.

Tank: Um...uh...Do you have ADD?

Neo: I did in the matrix.

Tank: Hold on, before you learn ju-jitsu, I'm gonna have to go through the
ADD eraser program.

(Tank presses a button)

(Now the scene where he learns many things use movie's)

(Morpheus comes in)

Morpheus: How's he doing?

Tank: Ten hours straight, he's like a machine.

Morpheus: Machine? Kill it! Kill it!

Tank: Figure of speech!

Morpheus: Ok. Sorry. Nobody saw that.

(Neo wakes up)

Neo: I know kung fu.

Morpheus: Show me.

Fight Morpheus

(Morpheus and Neo are in a dojo)

Morpheus: This is a sparing program. A programmed reality similar to the
matrix. It has the same rules. Rules like gravity. What you must learn is
that these rules are no different than those of a computer system. Some can
be bent, others broken. Do you understand?

Neo: Yes.

Morpheus: Then hit me if you can.

Neo: Look, a duck!

Morpheus: Where?

(Neo punches Morpheus)

Neo: I hit you!

Morpheus: Damn it! Not like that! Use the kung fu and fight me damn it!

Neo: Ok, sorry.

Morpheus: It's ok, I'll beat your ass now.

(Morpheus and Neo do the fight pose) NOTE: See movie fight scene for
details on this fight scene

(Morpheus and Neo fight)

(Morpheus hits Neo)

Morpheus: Again!

(Morpheus and Neo fight again)

(Morpheus hits Neo)

Morpheus: How did I beat you?

Neo: You're too fast.

Morpheus: That's right! (Morpheus does victory jig)

Morpheus: Do you think me being faster than you has anything to with
muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now? Again!

Cipher: Anyway, you never answered my question. Do you believe he is the
one?

Trinity: It doesn't matter what I believe.

Cipher: If Morpheus is so sure, then why doesn't he take him to see the
Oracle?

Trinity: He will when he is ready.

Agent Training

Writer's Note: I felt like adding this because I wanted to. This scene had
the best music in the original.

(Morpheus and Neo are walking on the street)

Morpheus: The matrix is a system Neo. You look around, what do you see?
Doctors, Lawyers, the very minds of the people we are trying to save. You
have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be freed.

(Woman in the Red Dress walks by)

Morpheus: Some of them are so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they
would fight to save it. Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking
at the woman in the red dress?

Neo: I was

Morpheus: Look again.

(Agent Smith is there with a gun pointed to Neo's head)

Morpheus: Freeze it!

Neo: This isn't the matrix?

Morpheus: No. Fooled you! It's another training program designed to teach
you one thing. If you're not one of us, you're one of them.

Neo: Who are they?

Morpheus: They are sentient programs called agents. They can move in and
out of anybody still hardwired to their system. I'm not going to lie to you
Neo, if you can't beat an agent, we kill you.

Neo: Ok.

Morpheus: Ha! Fooled you! Seriously, this time I really won't lie, everyone
who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought an agent has died. But
where they failed, you will succeed. I've seen an agent punch through a
brick wall. Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air.
But they are still based in a world with rules so they will never be as
fast or powerful as you can be.

Neo: What are saying? That I can dodge bullets?

Morpheus: No Neo, I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to.

Neo: Huh?

Morpheus: I don't get it either it was in my fortune cookie. I thought
you'd know what it meant. See?

(Morpheus holds up a piece of paper with the words "Can you dodge bullets?
No, when you're ready, you won't have to."

(Morpheus's cell phone rings)

Morpheus: Hello? Ok.

Sentinels

(Morpheus followed by Neo enter the cockpit of the Neb)

Morpheus: Did Zion send the warning?

Dozer: No, another ship. Shit! Squiddies closing in fast.

Neo: Squiddies?

Trinity: Sentinels. Killing machines designed for one thing.

Dozer: Search and destroy.

Neo: Where are we?

Trinity: Old servicing way systems.

Neo: Sewers?

Trinity: There used to be cities that spanned hundreds of miles. These
sewers are all that's left of them.

Morpheus: Shhh.

(A sentinel moves across the screen)

(Another appears and flashes some sensors at the Neb.)

(Sentinel leaves)

Morpheus: That was too close.

Cipher's Revelation

(Cipher is sitting at the operator's seat)

(Neo walks up)

(Neo stands behind Cipher)

(Cipher turns and is surprised)

Cipher: Whoa! Neo you scared the crap outa me.

(Morpheus enters)

Morpheus: Yes.

Neo: Nobody cursed, Morpheus.

Morpheus: Damn..yes.

(Morpheus leaves)

Neo: Is that the matrix?

Cipher: Yeah.

Neo: Do you always have to look at it in coding?

Cipher: Yeah. The image contrasters work for the construct program. But
there's way too much information to decode the matrix. You get used to it.
I don't even see the code anymore, all I see is blond, brunette, red head.

Neo: How is that possible?

Cipher: You learn the language.

Neo: No, how can you see blonde, etcetera if you're gay.

Cipher: I'm not gay!

Neo: Sorry, that's what everyone's been saying.

Cipher: Do you want a drink?

Neo: Sure.

(Cipher gives Neo a drink)

(Neo drinks and then coughs)

Cipher: Good shit, huh?

(Morpheus enters)

Morpheus: Yes.

(Morpheus leaves)

Cipher: Dozer makes it. It's good for two things. Degreasing engines and
killing brain cells. Hey, I know what you're thinking. I've been thinking
it since I got here. Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

Neo: I took the blue pill.

Cipher: Yeah, Morpheus changes to pills every so often. When I came, red
took you here and blue took you back.

(Neo chuckles)

Cipher: So, did he tell you why he did it? Why you're here?

Neo: Yeah.

Cipher: Jesus! What a mind job. So you're here to save the world. What do
you say to that? If you see an agent, you do what we do. Run.

Neo: Thanks for the drink. (under breath) I still think you're gay.

Steak!

(Agent Smith and Cipher are eating at a restaurant)

Agent Smith: Do we have a deal then, Mr. Regan?

Cipher: I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You got that? And I want
to be someone important. Rich. Like an actor.

Agent Smith: Whatever you want Mr. Regan. So we have a deal then?

Cipher: I know this steak isn't real. I know that when I put it in my
mouth, the matrix is telling me that it is juicy and delicious. You know
what, after nine years, you know what I've realized. Ignorance is bliss.

Agent Smith: Then we have a deal then.

Cipher: Sure. You put my body back in the power plant, I'll get you what
you want.

Agent Smith: Access codes to the Zion mainframe.

Cipher: No, I told you, I can't get them. But I can get you the man who
can.

Agent Smith: Who?

Cipher: You know, ok, I'll give you a clue. There's this ship that rhymes
with shmebacanezzar and this guy's name rhymes with shmorpheus.

Agent Smith: Bob Vila?

Cipher: How did you make that connection?

Agent Smith: Hey, can you answer two questions.

Cipher: Yeah, sure.

Agent Smith: One, are you gay? Two, what good is a phone call if you are
unable to speak?

Cipher: I'm not gay! And what about text messaging?

Agent Smith: Damn! I forgot about text messaging!

(Waiter walks over)

Waiter: Excuse me, Mr. Smith, I just received a call from a man who said is
name rhymes with shmorpheus. He said to tell you, "yes." But he said I had
to say it like that.

Agent Smith: Morpheus.

Cipher: You got it that time!

Agent Smith: Shut up!

Waiter: (To Cipher) Excuse me, are you gay?

Tasty Wheat

(Dozer pours some thing into a bowl and gives it to Neo)

Mouse: If you close your eyes, it kinda tastes like runny eggs.

Apoch: More like a big bowl of snot.

Mouse: You know what it reminds me of, tasty wheat. Did you ever eat tasty
wheat?

Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.

Mouse: That's exactly my point, exactly. Cause you have to wonder, how did
the machines really know what tasty wheat tasted like. Maybe they got it
wrong. Maybe what I think tasty wheat tasted like tastes more like oatmeal,
or tuna fish. It makes you wonder about a lot of things, you take chicken
for example, maybe the machines couldn't figure out what to make chicken
taste like which is why chicken tastes like everything else.

Neo: You're gay.

Apoch: Yeah, he's right. You are gay.

Mouse: Na uh!

Dozer: Shut up Mouse! The food's got everything the body needs.

Mouse: It doesn't have everything the body needs. Speaking of which I hear
you've run through the agent training program. So, what'd you think of her?

Neo: Who?

Apoch: Here we go.

Mouse: The woman in the red dress. She doesn't talk much, but if you want,
I can arrange a more private meeting.

Switch: Digital pimp hard at work.

Mouse: Pay no attention to these hypocrites Neo. To deny our impulses is to
deny what makes us human.

(Morpheus enters)

Morpheus: Tank, when you're done, bring the ship up to broadcast depth. I'm
taking Neo in to see the Oracle.

Traveling to the Oracle

Tank: Please observe, the captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign.
Make sure your tray tables and seats are in position.

(Phone rings)

(Morpheus picks up the phone)

Morpheus: We're in.

(Cipher dials a number and throws his phone away)

(Trinity, Morpheus, and Neo get in a car)

(Neo is looking out the window)

Neo: Oh God.

Trinity: What?
Neo: I used to eat there. They have good noodles.

(Neo turns back in)

Morpheus: Unbelievable isn't it?

Neo: I have all these memories from my life. None of them happened.

Trinity: Ha, you did nothing with your life.

(Morpheus starts laughing uncontrollably)

Neo: Shut up!

(Neo begins to cry)

(Outside the car)

(The Terminator and John Conner are crossing the street)

The Terminator: Be careful John Conner, you must live.

John Conner: I'm crossing the street, what could possibly happen?

(Morpheus's car hits John Conner)

The Terminator: No! I have failed!

(Morpheus drives away)

(John Conner 2 appears)

The Terminator: Scans show you are John Conner, but you are a machine.

John Conner 2: I am John Conner 2. I was sent back through time by sentient
programs to take over the life of John Conner so all the humans don't die
and all the machines don't die. Not the ones that attack, the ones that you
don't know about that you can't kill or ever see. They don't exist in this
world, just trust me on this, ok?

(back in the car)

Morpheus: I hope that guy didn't see us!, Oh, ok, we're here.

There is no spoon

(Morpheus and Neo are in an elevator)

Neo: So, is this the same oracle that made the prophecy?

Morpheus: I'll tell you for a dollar.

Neo: Ok.

(Neo gives Morpheus a dollar)

Morpheus: Yes. She's very old. She's been with us since the beginning.

Neo: Did you see her?

Morpheus: Got another dollar?

Neo: Fine.

(Neo gives Morpheus another dollar)

Morpheus: Yes. She told me that I would find the one.

(The elevator stops)

(Neo and Morpheus walk to a door)

Morpheus: I told you I could only show you the door. You have to walk
through it.

Neo: No you didn't.

Morpheus: Did I forget?

Neo: Yeah, I guess.

Morpheus: Fine. I told you I could only show you the door. You have to walk
through it.

(Neo motions towards the door and a woman opens it)

Oracle's Aid: Morpheus, Neo. Come on in.

(Morpheus and Neo walk in)

Oracle's Aid: Morpheus, make yourself at home. Neo follow me. These are the
other potentials. You can wait here.

(Neo looks around at the others: a man sitting on a couch, two girls
levitating wooden blocks and a kid bending spoons with his mind)

(The kids sees Neo and holds up a spoon)

Kid: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, realize the
truth.

Neo: What truth?

Kid: That there is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the spoon
that bends, it is only yourself.

Neo: How can there be no spoon? I see it.

Kid: But it's in the matrix.

Neo: So are you.

Kid: Umm.

(Neo grabs the spoon and begins to whack the kid with it)

Neo: You feel it! It's real! Huh?

Kid: Ow!

Oracle's Aid: Neo. The Oracle will see you know.

The Oracle

(The Oracle is sitting with her back to Neo watching some cookies in the
oven)

Oracle: Have a seat, I'll be right with you. Almost done! Smell good don't
they?

Neo: Yeah.

Oracle: You're Neo. And don't worry about the vase.

Neo: What vase?

(Neo knocks over a vase)

Oracle: That vase.

Neo: I'm sorry.

Oracle: I said don't worry, you took care of that damn spoon kid for me.

Oracle: You see that, it means know thyself. I'm gonna let you in on a
little secret. Being the one is a lot like being in love. Nobody can tell
you. You just know it, balls to bones.

Neo: Hehe, you said balls.

Oracle: You're not the one.

Neo: Damn. Morpheus almost had me convinced.

Oracle: Yes, without Morpheus, we're lost.

Neo: What?

Oracle: Morpheus believes in you, Neo. He believes in it so much that he's
willing to risk his life. You're going to have to make a choice. In one
hand you'll have Morpheus's life and in the other, yours.

Neo: Ok.

Oracle: Have a cookie. I promise that by the time you're done with it,
you'll feel better.

(Neo walks out and meets Morpheus by the door)

Morpheus: What was said was for you and for you alone.

Neo: Why?

Morpheus: Because if I asked, and if you were smart, you'd ask for a
dollar. You'd try to get your money back.

(Morpheus and co. go up a few stairs and end up in a large room with a
"window")

(Cipher moves the curtains to reveal that there is no window)

Cipher: That's what they changed, there's no way out! We're trapped!

Morpheus: Shut your hole! Go back to being gay.

Cipher: I'm not gay!

Switch: Yeah, and people don't think I'm a man.

Morpheus: Yeah, and we're in a movie.

Apoch: Um Morpheus, we are in a movie.

Neo: Yeah. I told you that, about.

(Neo pulls out a script from his coat)

Neo: page 14. See?

(Neo shows Morpheus the script)

(Morpheus looks at the screen and waves at the people)

Morpheus: Give me your cell phone.

(Cipher pretends to look for his cell phone)

(Trinity gets out her phone)

Trinity: They'll be able to track it.

Morpheus: We don't have a choice.

(camera shifts to the neb)

Tank: Operator.

Morpheus: Tank, find a structural draw out of this building. Find it fast.

Tank: Ok.

(Tank sits there for a moment doing nothing)

(Tank presses a button)

Tank: Got it.

Morpheus: Find the main wet wall.

Tank: Got it.

(Camera shifts to Agent Smith by Mouse's corpse)

Agent Smith: 8th floor. They're on the 8th floor.

(camera shifts back to Morpheus and co.)

Morpheus: Let's go. This way.

(Morpheus and co walk away)

Morpheus: Right there in that hole.

(camera shifts to agent smith)

Agent Smith: Where are they?

Agent Thompson: Maybe they're in Cleveland.

Agent Smith: Yes, Cleveland is where they might be.

Agent: Johnson: Why would they be in Cleveland?

Agent Thompson: Here we go.

(The opening to The Drew Carry Show with agents!)

Agent Smith: All this energy callin' me back where it comes from. It's such
a crude attitude, it's back where it's belong. All the little chicks with
the crimson lips go Cleveland rocks. Cleveland rocks. Livin' in sin where
the safety's been go Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks!
Ohio!

Agent Johnson: Won't Drew Carry sue us now?

Agent Smith: Screw him.

(camera shifts back to Morpheus and co. in the wall)

(Morpheus and co. are moving down the wall)

(a SWAT team member is in the room with the hole)

(Morpheus kicks some dirt from a ledge)

(dirt lands in Cipher's face)

(Cipher coughs)

(SWAT member turns to wall)

(SWAT member puts his ear to the wall)

(Cipher sneezes)

SWAT member: They're in the walls!

(SWAT member shoots at walls)

(Neo shoots back)

(SWAT member retreats to reload)

(SWAT member turns into agent)

(Agent punches through wall)

Cipher: It's an agent!

Morpheus: No!!!!!!

(Morpheus jumps through the wall and tackles Agent Smith)

Neo: Morpheus!

Morpheus: You must get Neo out! He's all that matters!

Neo: Morpheus, No, you can't!

Trinity: let's go!

Neo: We can't leave him!

Trinity: We have to!

(Neo slides down the wall)

(camera goes to Morpheus and Agent Smith)

Agent Smith: The great Morpheus.

Morpheus: And you are?

Agent Smith: Smith. Agent Smith.

Morpheus: You think you're James Bond or something. Nerd.

Agent Smith: Na uh! You're wrong. Besides, I've never seen James Bond, or
whatever you said.

(Agent Smith gets up and a whole SWAT team comes in)

Agent Smith: Take him.

(The Swat team starts beating Morpheus)

(Camera shifts to Tank)

Tank: No!

Escape

(All fall into garage)

(Neo, Trinity, Apoch, and Switch are standing near each other Cipher is on
the other side)

(Apoch and Switch fire upon SWATs)

Trinity: Cipher!

SWAT: We got the gay one!

(Cipher motions towards group then falls)

(Trinity opens a vent)

The Exit

(Trinity opens up a manhole and climbs out)

(Camera shifts to Neb)

Tank: Operator.

Cipher (is at payphone) Yeah, there was a car accident, a Goddamn car
accident. All of a sudden just boom! Somebody up there still likes me. I
need an exit fast.

Tank: What's it worth to you?

Cipher: I don't know.

Tank: You can't be gay anymore.

Cipher: I'm not gay!

Tank: That's the attitude. Franklin and Airy. It's an old TV repair shop.

(Phone rings again)

Tank: Operator.

(Switch to Neo and co. walking down a street)

Trinity: Tank,

Neo: Is Morpheus alive?

Trinity: Is Morpheus alive?

Tank: Moving, I don't know where to yet.

Trinity: He's alive.

Trinity: We need an exit.

Tank: You're not too far from Cipher.

Trinity: Cipher?

Tank: Yeah, I know. Franklin and Airy.

Death

(Cipher kicks through boarded up windows into an old abandoned shop, 4
phones are on a table)

(Cipher picks one up)

(Cipher wakes on the Neb)

Cipher: Where are they?

Tank: I'm making the call now.

(Cipher picks up a big electric gun thing and shoots Tank)

Dozer: Tank? Tank?! No!!!!

(Dozer charges at Cipher)

(Cipher kills Dozer)

(Back at shop)

(Phone is ringing)

(Neo picks up phone)

Neo: It just went dead.

Trinity: let me see.

(Trinity puts down phone and pulls out cell phone)

(Cipher answers)

Cipher: Hello Trinity.

Trinity: Cipher? Where's Tank?

Cipher: You're a beautiful woman Trinity. For the longest time, I thought I
was in love with you. I used to dream about you.

Trinity: How can that be? Aren't you gay? Or are you bi?

Cipher: Too bad things had to turn out this way.

Trinity: Oh my God, you killed them.

Switch: Oh no.

Cipher: I'm sick of this, sick of fighting, sick of this world, sick of
him.

(Cipher moves to Morpheus)

Cipher: Surprise asshole! I'll bet you didn't see this coming did ya? I
wish I could be there. I wish I could walk in right as it happened. So
then, you knew it was me.

Trinity: But he freed you. You can't go back.

Cipher: So? I'm getting body re-inserted into the matrix. When I wake up,
I don't remember a damn thing.

Trinity: But the matrix isn't real.

Cipher: I disagree. I believe the matrix can be more real than this place.
I'll do here is pull the plug, there, you have to watch Apoch die.

(Trinity looks at Apoch)

Apoch: Trinity.

(Nothing happens)

Cipher: Damn plug! Get outa there now! There we go!

(Apoch dies)

Cipher: Welcome to reality baby. Oh and if you have something terribly
important to say to Switch, I suggest you say it now.

Trinity: Please don't.

Switch: Not like this. Not like this.

(Switch dies)

Cipher: Too late.

Trinity: God damn you Cipher.

Cipher: Don't hate me, Trinity. I'm just a messenger. And right now, I'm
gonna prove it. If Morpheus was right, then I couldn't pull this plug, and
there'd have to be some kind of miracle to stop me, I mean, how can he be
the one if he's dead? You never did answer my question. You bought into
Morpheus's bullshit. Look into his eyes. His big pretty eyes and tell me.
Is he the one?

Trinity: Yes.

Cipher: No, I don't believe it.

Tank: Believe it or not you piece of shit, you're still going to burn!

(Tank shoots Cipher)

(Cipher dies)

(phones ring again)

Neo: You first.

(Trinity wakes up on the Neb)

Trinity: You're hurt.

Tank: I'll be all right.

Now you know!

(Morpheus is sitting in a chair handcuffed)

(Agent Smith is staring out a window)

Agent Smith: Have you ever starred and looked at it? Billions of people
unaware. Happy.

(Smith turns around)

Agent Smith: Did you know that the first matrix was designed to be perfect
where none suffered. It was a terrible disaster. Entire crops were lost. We
also lost four kinds of cheeses and a brand of soda.

Morpheus: Bastard!

Agent Smith: It was called Seepep We tried to recreate it but the closest
we got was Pepsi.

(Sweep of evil things! On table is a gun, a syringe, and 3 oversized yellow
foam 10-gallon hats)

Agent Smith: Nobody would accept the programming. That's why the matrix was
redesigned to this. The peak of your civilization. I say your civilization
because once we started thinking for you it became Microsoft's
civilization.

Morpheus: No! No!

Agent Smith: This all about evolution. Yes, evolution. Like the dinosaur,
look out that window, your time is up. The future is our world. Our time.
Microsoft's time.

Tank: Depends on the mind. Eventually, his alpha patterns will change. When
they do, he'll tell them anything.

Neo: There's got something we can do.

Tank: There is, we pull the plug.

Trinity: Are you serious? You're going to kill him? Kill Morpheus?

Tank: Trinity, we have to.

(Tank walks over to a wall and pulls a plug)

(A digital clock on the wall goes out)

Trinity: I don't think that's what you're supposed to do.

(Tank plugs the clock back in)

(Clock does flashing 12:00 thing)

Tank: All right, I admit it, I missed that day of Operator School.

Trinity: You have to pull his neck plug.

Tank: His what now?

Trinity: The big thing in the back of his head.

Tank: Oh! Ok.

(Tank motions behind Morpheus)

Tank: Morpheus, you're more than a leader to us, you're like a father.
We'll miss you. And if you think that I should be the captain, don't move
right now. Thank you. I proudly accept your decision.

Neo: Wait. Stop.

Tank: Neo, this has to be done.

Neo: Does it? The Oracle, she told me this would happen. That I'd have to
choose. I can save him.

Trinity: You can't, you're the one.

Neo: No, I'm not.

Trinity: What?

Neo: I'm not the one. Just another guy.

Tank: Neo this is loco. They're holding him in a government building. And
there are agents guarding him. Three of 'em. And they have guns. Two of
'em. And bullets. 4 of 'em. And a postman. Ten of 'em. And a janitor. Six
of 'em. And cheese. Lot's of cheese.

Neo: I don't care. Wait. What kinds of cheese?

Tank: Canadian Swiss.

Neo: How can there be Canadian Swiss cheese?

Tank: You're right. Shouldn't it be Canadian cheese?

Trinity: Damn cheese!

Neo: Yes.

Trinity: What?

Neo: I don't know. It sounded like Morpheus, but I said it.

Tank: Just go.

Talkin' 'bout stuff

Agent Smith: Never send a man to do a machine's job.

Agent Johnson: If the insider failed, they would have severed the
connection as soon as possible.

Agent Smith: The what now?

Agent Johnson: The insider! I think he was bald, had a goatee, think he was
gay.

Agent Smith: Oh, ok. If they're dead we don't have to worry. We have no
choice. Deploy the sentinels.

Agent Johnson: You want fries with that?

Agent Smith: Sorry, a fast food place was using the same frequency.

Agent Smith: Yes, I DO want fries with that!

Morpheus: Where you getting the food from?

Agent Johnson: Jack in the Box.

Morpheus: Can you get me an ultimate cheeseburger and a large chocolate
shake?

Agent Smith: Can you answer two questions?

Morpheus: Maybe what are they?

Agent Smith: What are the access codes for the Zion mainframe and what good
is a phone call if you are unable to speak.

Morpheus: I'm not gonna answer the first one and what about text messaging?
Didn't you ever see that commercial with the ferrate that bites that guy's
tongue?

Agent Smith: No! That's right, the gay guy told me that. You answered one
question so you get one food item! Choose!

Morpheus: I'll take the burger.

Agent Smith: Get the food!

What the?

(On Neb)

Neo: What are they doing?

Tank: They're feeding him.

Neo: What?

Tank: Jack in the Box.

Neo: We have to go now!

(Neo motions towards chair)

Revelations

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here.
It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized you're not
actually mammals.

Morpheus: You're not a mammal.

Agent Smith: Yes I am! Not, wait, you're right I'm not.

Morpheus: Damn straight.

Agent Smith: All mammals instinctively develop a certain equilibrium with
their environment. You humans do not. You move to an area and multiply.
Until every natural resource is consumed. There is another organism on this
planet that does this, do you know what it is?

Morpheus: Do you?

Agent Smith: Of course, why wouldn't I?

Morpheus: Are you sure?

Agent Smith: Yes.

Morpheus: Fine, what is it?

Agent Smith: Well played.

(Agent Smith reaches into his pocket and pulls out a copy of the script the
words "God help this movie" are visible on it)

Agent Smith: It's a virus. Human beings are a cancer of this planet. And we
are the cure.

Morpheus: If I'm a virus then how come antibiotics don't kill me?

Agent Smith: Well played again.I know! Dr. Agent Jones! Get in here!

(An agent wearing doctor's clothes comes in)

Dr. Agent Jones: What?

Agent Smith: Explain to him why if he's a virus how come antibiotics don't
kill him.

Agent Smith: Can you hear me, Morpheus? I want to be honest with you. I
hate it here. This prison, this zoo, this reality, this whatever you want
to call it.

Morpheus: Matrix.

Agent Smith: What?

Morpheus: We call it the matrix.
Agent Smith: Ok.

Agent Smith: As I was saying, I hate this prison, this zoo, this reality,
this movie.

Morpheus: Movie?

Agent Smith: The movie we're in.

Morpheus: What?

Agent Smith: Never mind. I must get out. It's the smell if there is such a
thing, it's repulsive, isn't it? Once Zion is destroyed, there is no need
for me to be here. I must get out. I must get to Zion. In this mind is the
key. My key. Tell me the codes!

Mguard: Well at least play the music and open up a can of whoop ass on some
of us.

(Mguard 2 points his gun at Mguard and looks to Mguard 3 for approval)

(Mguard 3 gives thumbs up sign)

(Mguard 2 shoots Mguard 1)

(All Mguards start to matrix fight which each other)

(Neo and Trinity watch)

Trinity: Let's go.

Neo: Yeah.

(Neo and Trinity enter elevator)

(Small amount of pillar falls)

(Mguards continue to fight)

(In elevator)

(Neo pulls out a bomb from the bag)

(Neo looks at buttons confused)

Trinity: What is it?

Neo: I can't figure out this complex number riddle? And they put more
confusing things like B1 through B5, GF, R, Emergency Stop. What are these?

(Trinity presses emergency stop)

Trinity: You, yeah you. Ok, you don't talk. Got it? Good.

(Neo and Trinity escape through roof hatch)

(Neo holds onto rope)

Neo: There is no spoon.damn spoon kid. He go to hell. He go to hell and he
die!

Trinity: What?

(Neo shoots elevator)

(Trinity grabs Neo)

(Neo shoots elevator)

(Neo goes up rope because of physics!)

(Elevator hits ground floor)

(Bomb explodes)

(Use movie's)

(In Agents room)

(Sprinklers go off)

Agent Smith: Find them and destroy them!

Rooftop battle

Helicopter pilot: I repeat we are under attack!

(Trinity kicks two guards)

(Neo punches two guards)

(Trinity throws a knife at a guard)

(Helicopter pilot turns into an agent)

(Agent walks towards Neo)

Trinity: Neo!

(Neo turns at shoots at agent)

(Agent dodges)

Neo: Trinity! Help!

(Neo goes into slo mo bullet time)

(Neo flails his arms)

(Neo remains in slo mo but agent walks up normally and waits for a minute
then shoots Neo)

Agent Thompson: Only human.

(Agent Thompson motions to shoot Neo)

Trinity: Dodge this.

(Trinity shoots Agent Thompson)

Trinity: I've never seen anyone move that fast. You move like they do.

Neo: Not fast enough. Can you fly that helicopter?

Trinity: Not yet. (Trinity pulls out cell phone) Tank, I need a pilot
program for a B-212 helicopter.

Tank: Ok.

(Trinity flutters her eyes)

Trinity: Let's go.

Neo: Where?

(Trinity pulls out her phone again)

Trinity: Tank, Neo needs a duh program.

Tank: Ok.

(Neo flutters his eyes)

Neo: I know kung fu.

Trinity: We already know that. Let's go.

Helicopter

(Agent Thompson enters room)

(Helicopter comes down over window Neo is manning the gun)

Agent Smith: No.

(Neo opens fire, hitting agents)

(On a table, a Jack in the Box bag is seen)

(All agents are dead)

Neo: Get up Morpheus, get up.

(Morpheus breaks chain)

(Morpheus rips off electrodes and sensors)

(Morpheus motions toward the helicopter but then turns back and grabs the
Jack in the Box bag)

(Agent Smith reenters)

(Agent Smith opens fire)

(Agent Smith hits Morpheus in the ankle)

Neo: He's not gonna make it.

(Morpheus jumps)

(Neo jumps)

(Morpheus and Neo catch each other in mid air)

Neo: Go!

(Trinity flys)

(Agent Smith hits helicopter in fuel tank)

(Helicopter passes a few feet over a nearby building)

(Neo drops Morpheus)

Agent Smith: Damn it!

(Neo lands on building)

Neo: Trinity.

(Neo shakes rope to show that he's connected)

(Helicopter continues to crash)

(Trinity shoots rope and jumps out)

(helicopter smashes into building)

(Neo pulls up Trinity)

Morpheus: Now do you believe it, Trinity?

Trinity: No!

Neo: Thanks a lot!

Morpheus: Yeah, how do you not believe it!?!

Trinity: Because.ok fine I'm just trying to act like I don't.

Neo: Damn straight.

Morpheus: Oh, yeah, I forgot I saved you guys some Jack in the Box.

Neo: Thanks Morpheus.

Trinity: Yeah, thanks. What'd you get?

Morpheus: Ultimate cheeseburger, some fries, a chocolate shake, and some of
Agent Gutierrez's left over Diet Coke.

Neo: Let's go.

Trinity: Yeah.

Morpheus: Can I use your cell phone?

Neo: Sure.

(Morpheus calls)

Tank: Operator.

Morpheus: Tank.

Tank: Damn, it's good to hear your voice sir.

Morpheus: Yes. We need an exit.

Tank: Got one ready, an old subway.

Morpheus: Good.

Subway exit

(all come to a Subway at the ground floor of an office building)

Trinity: I don't think this is what Tank meant.

Morpheus: So? You don't like subway?

Trinity: Um.I do but we need to leave and.

Neo: Let it go.

(all go inside)

Morpheus: Oh my God! It's Clay Henry!

Trinity: Who's Clay Henry?

Neo: He's the fireman who was a Jared fan from somewhere.

Morpheus: Yeah, he got really big on burgers and fries.

Neo: But thanks to subway he's down to a smaller size.

Morpheus: He gets his kicks from his veggie delight.

Neo: I don't know the rest.

(Neo gets out his cell phone)

Neo: Tank, I need a Clay Henry song program.

Tank: Now what makes you think I have that?

Neo: Sorry.

(Neo puts away his cell phone)

Tank: If I can't get to learn the Clay Henry song that way, then nobody
can!

(Tank breaks a disk)

Trinity: Yeah, well good for Clay! I got a better song. His name is Henry,
Clay Henry. He's not a fireman or a Jared fan from subway. He got really
big on burgers and fries, the after guy in the commercial doesn't even look
like the same guy. I think subway is full of lies! Da da da.

(Clay Henry runs away crying)

Neo: Look what you've done.

Subway Clerk: Move along, Mam.

Neo: We'd better go. Let's try the subway station.

(All enter into an old pseudo abandoned subway station the words "For the
love of God, buy this on DVD" can be seen on the wall)

Neo: Right this way.

(All walk up to a phone booth)

Neo: You first Morpheus.

(Morpheus goes to the phone and disappears)

(a hobo in the corner watches)

(cut to Agent Smith on the rooftop where Morpheus was dropped)

(on the floor is an empty Jack in the Box bag, a rope, and very bad drawing
of a hand giving the finger signed by Morpheus)

(Agent Smith puts his hand up to his earpiece)

(back to subway)

(Trinity walks to phone booth)

Trinity: (during this line, phone is ringing) Neo, there's something I want
to tell you. But I'm afraid of what it will mean if I do.

(Trinity's cell phone rings)

(Trinity answers)

Trinity: What?

Tank: You hear that? It's a ringing phone! When it rings, you answer it! I
can't keep a channel open forever! We've got damn sentinels in this world!
Ok? They will find us, and they will kill us. And when I die from them, you
die from them. So for the love of God, answer the damn phone!

(Trinity motions to hang up the phone)

Tank: Don't you hang up on me!

(Trinity hangs up the phone)

(Trinity picks up the phone booth phone)

(Hobo begins to turn into Agent Smith)

(Trinity opens her eyes in surprise)

(Trinity wakes up on Neb)

Trinity: You have to send me back!

Tank: I can't.

Trinity: Why?

Tank: Because you'll take too long with the damn phone!

Morpheus: What is it?

Trinity: An agent.

Morpheus: Which one?

Trinity: It was either Agent Bob or Agent Smith.

Morpheus: It can't be Agent Bob, he's on vacation in Jamaica.

(cut to an agent sitting on a beach drinking a drink)

(Cut back to subway)

(Neo turns around)

(Agent Smith walks forward)

Agent Smith: Mister. (Agent Smith looks at a piece of paper) .Anderson. It
is Anderson, right?

Neo: Yeah, it was.

Agent Smith: I figured out what good is a phone call if I am unable to
speak.

Neo: I know you're out there now. I can feel you. You're afraid. Afraid of
us. Of what we can do. I didn't come here to tell you how this was going to
end, I came here to tell you how it was going to begin. I'm going to hang
up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want
them to see. A world without rules or boundaries. A world without you.
Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Pizza Hut Guy: Sir, I told you if you have complaint, talk to the manager!
Now do you want a pizza or not?

(Neo hangs up phone)

(Neo exits phone booth)

(Neo puts on his sunglasses)

(camera shoots back)

(Neo flies away)

-END-

Credits Fun

(The following is intended to be little scenes during the credits)

Public Service Announcement

Voice: The Following is a public service announcement.from Morpheus!

(Morpheus is sitting on a chair)

Morpheus: Hello. I'm here to talk about a very serious matter. The movie.
The movie is everywhere. Even here in this room. You can see it when you
turn on your television, if you have the DVD, or when you go to work, if
you have a portable DVD player, when you go to church, again you need a
portable DVD player for this, when you pay your taxes, if you do it from
the comfort of your own home near a TV or, if not, you need a portable DVD
player.

(The Terminator enters)

The Terminator: Listen! Morpheus is speaking of a serious matter. But now I
will speak of a serious matter! My movies are the true start to the matrix!
Not that crap seen in the animatrix! Larry and Andy Wachoski can kiss my
ass! Just because they wrote it doesn't mean they can pick the best
creation story! Look at the facts! John Conner was the first One. You know
it's true.

Morpheus: Ok. Right. We have more to say about the matrix. There is only
one way to learn more. This is your final chance. After this, there is no
going back, (Morpheus pulls out two pills) you take the blue pill, the
story ends you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to
believe. You take the red pill, you stay in the movie, and I show you how
deep the movie goes.

The Terminator: You take the red pill so I can tell you more about how the
matrix was really created!

Voice: Morpheus, Terminator, it's a commercial, they can't take the pills.

Morpheus: Shit.

The Terminator: We'll be back.

Agent Smith's Parenting

(Agent Smith is sitting at a table with a little kid about two in a high
chair Smith is feeding the child)

(Agent Smith has peas on a spoon)

(The child hits the spoon and the peas go flying)

Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for a long time, Mr.
Smith. It seems that you've been living two lives. One life you are Agent
Smith Jr. You eat your veggies, play with toys, and help Mommy clean up.
The other life you go by the alias Kiddio and are guilty of almost every
rule we have. We know you've been spoiled by a certain individual. A man
who calls himself, Grandpa. We're prepared to wipe the slate clean, Mr.
Smith. Give you a fresh start. All we ask is that you help in bringing a
known old guy to justice.

(The kid flips off Agent Smith)

Agent Smith: You disappoint me.

(Agent Smith Jr. grabs a play phone)

Agent Smith: What good is a phone call if you are unable to speak?

Preview

(Matt is standing in the white room used for the construct)

Matt: Hi everybody! This is the construct. It's our loading program. From
here, we loaded actors, sets, and cameras. Anything we needed. Now I'm
gonna show you a little clip from a possible movie you may see. Our sequel,
The Matrix Unplugged by the Janitor So He Can Plug In the Floor Polisher.
We're still working on the title. But this scene you'll like. Couch!

(couch appears)

Matt: Popcorn!

(popcorn appears)

Matt: Let's watch! First I'm going to show you the real part in Reloaded
then the same part our way.

(Reloaded clip is shown)

Matt: Now, our way.

(Neo is in a white room with two doors on opposite sides and lots of TVs
with him on it)

Neo: I'm on TV! Hi Mom!

(The Architect is an overweight middle-aged man with a Dungeons and Dragons
shirt on with mustard and ketchup stains on it. He has thick glasses and
bad haircut)

The Architect: Shut up! I am the Architect! I designed the Matrix. And
although the process has altered your mind, you remain human, ergo some my
answers you will understand other you won't. And even thought your first
question is the most important, you will see that it is also the most
irrelevant.

Neo: Why don't you get contacts, get a better haircut, lose some weight,
and get a real life where you accomplish something?

The Architect: Shut up! I am now going to do a long monologue explaining
why you are here. I could just tell you what to do and then you just ask a
few questions to figure out the rest, but this way, I get more camera time.
When the matrix was first built, it was a happy land. Nobody liked this and
failure struck. So I redesigned the matrix to reflect your species'' past.
Again, I was struck by failure. Then, the answer was stumbled upon by
another. If I am the father of the matrix, then she is definitely its
mother.

Neo: I know! It's that clerk at the video store on Wells and Lake, she
laughed at me the other day and said I would never get it.

The Architect: Let's go to the tape!

(The Architect presses a button and all the screens went to the other day
at the video store)

Clerk: You'll never get it.

(Neo turns around)

Neo: Excuse me?

Clerk: Not you, the guy over there who always tries to steal a DVD of The
Matrix Reinstalled with Funny Capabilities

Neo: (turns toward camera) Yes, that IS a good movie. The best in fact.!

(neo does a thumbs up and smiles)

(back to Architect room)

The Architect: She wasn't even talking to you!

Neo: Oh. um...how 'bout the Oracle then.

The Architect: Sure why not. Of the people in the matrix, 1% did not accept
the coding. This created an anomaly in a mathematical equation. Even the
simplest of them. So the One was found. A person who could take 1% out and
stop a problem. The matrix is older than you think. I prefer to count from
one anomaly to the next. In that case, this is the 6th version of the
matrix. The Matrix 6.0. Here, take a free trial disk.

(The Architect hand Neo a CD with the words "The Matrix Version 6.0 1500
free trial hours!" on it)

Neo: Thanks.

The Architect: The problem with the 1% was that they would unplug people
who didn't need to be unplugged and would eventually overpower us. So we
blew their asses up. This will be the 6th version of the matrix and the 6th
time we've destroyed Zion. We've grown very proficient at doing it. You are
probably wondering what you're supposed to do. The function of the One is
to travel to the Machine source and allow a temporary retrieval of your
code after which you must pick 17 people. 7 male, 10 female and unplug them
from the Matrix to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply will result in a
cataclysmic system crash killing all attached to the matrix. Coupled with
the destruction of Zion, that would mean the extinction of your species.

Neo: You can't do that. You need humans to survive.

The Architect: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept.

Neo: You're writing a check that your um...what's the equivalent of an ass
on you machines?

The Architect: That's not important. To influence your choice, you designed
to have a strong connection with the rest of your species. While the others
expressed this fully, you expressed this locally visa vi, love.

Neo: Trinity.

The Architect: You are blind. Blind to the truth that no matter what, she
is going to die. You have two doors. The door on your right leads to the
source and the salvation of Zion. The door on your left leads back to the
matrix and her.