The Real Madrid star at least was honest last week, when he expressed why he feels opposing fans heckle him, thus reinforcing those fans' notion of him as an arrogant prick. Here, he shows his appreciation for all the love, though he later was less than forthright by lamely trying to explain it away as mere clowning around with a teammate. But come on, Cristiano. We know you think those poor, ugly saps who can't play the game envy you because they're losers whose lives just plain suck. Show them you mean it and stand by it.