Miranda Kerr gets topless for Catholicism

With all the institutionalized child-fucking going on in the Catholic Church it only makes sense they attempt to market themselves to a new audience. Namely people like me who realize God is just a coping mechanism for death but would throw an infant under a bus just to see some tits. However, if that wasn’t the point of this Miranda Kerr photo shoot, I was nowhere near a nursery today. Or the bus station. In fact, I’ve been watching movies with you all morning. Haha! Remember when Batman punched that guy? That was my favorite part between the hours of 8 and 11 a.m.

Not funny, Fish. Using the term “child fucking” and talking about “throwing an infant under a bus” is crossing a line. I get that this is a site for bikini pictures and penis jokes (and I’m fine with that) but there’s no need to stoop to writing about pedophilia and infanticide. And to all of you who are going to post barely literate comments to me telling me to lighten up, etc., save your breath because I’m not going to bother reading any of the comments that follow.

I agree with #24, I’d never throw a perfectly good baby under a bus. They make such good torches it’d be a damn shame to waste one. That baby fat burns so bright. Boy, I’ll tell ya, light the hair then hold’em up by the feet and you’d think you had a Coleman lantern in your hand. Sure, they cry till they burn down a little but all babies cry f’chrissakes. I remember one day when I had three little girls tied up naked in the church basement and, well that’s a story for another day. But they cried too, just like babies. Don’t burn half as well but they cry.

Yeah, Christianity is all made up. That’s why they had the brilliant idea to make the church female, make believers “brides of Christ” when they die, have no sex in heaven, include a virgin birth that would offend everyone in the middle east, have women as witnesses to the ressurection when at the time they were considered unreliable witnesses, present biblical leaders with their shortcomings, make pleasurable things against the rules (drunkenness, lust, gluttony, etc.), and threaten people with damnation when they die. Yep. Makes perfect sense.