if all of the events in the bible could actually happen, what would the world be like?

If the bible or ANY religious text was absolutely correct, the world would be a fucking huge roleplaying game, with wizards and priests and warriors and pretty much all character classes other than thieves, which are gay anyway.

I mean, come on. We have miracles, we have evil wizards, we have angry gods, we have forbidden knowledge, we have demons, we have monsters, we have wars and evil kings...everything is in there.

That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.

That is fucking awesome WCL. I have used the same argument with Christians meself.

+rep to you

Heh, once you see the bible as a sourcebook it all makes sense.

That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.

Shut up or I´ll send a level 5 Creeping Death spell (invocation/evocation, save vs death allowed) your way. Last time it was used it killed all the first born men in Egypt, you canadian smartass.

That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.