Stop Press: New Data Reveals MCKEP Success @ Coventry Half

Further analysis of data utilising the latest techniques in pseudoscience have shown that Sunday’s effort was unquestionably a resounding success for the McCarkiss Elite Athletes.

On first appearances the race data could be easily be interpreted that the MCKEP pair of tits athletes failed to hit their 5:45/mi target pace, but thanks to the enigma of GAP calculations courtesy of Strava – it turns out that the 10mi split of 58:26 (5:51/mi pace) was in fact a 10mi split of 57:27 (5:45/mi pace); versus a target of 57:30 (5:45/mi pace)

The McCarthy and Simkiss have been applauded for their incredible ability to calculate “Grade Adjusted Pace” whilst mid-run and to have come in within a 3 second range of target on such a stupid course is simply phenomenal.

To ensure transparency and accuracy of information, a complete and comprehensive breakdown of the data can be seen below.

Mile

Recorded Pace

Grade Adjust Pace

Elevation Change (ft)

1

00:05:31

00:05:27

10

2

00:05:48

00:05:38

30

3

00:05:35

00:05:41

-27

4

00:05:50

00:05:40

34

5

00:05:48

00:05:41

22

6

00:06:03

00:05:47

56

7

00:05:58

00:05:54

5

8

00:06:25

00:05:46

129

9

00:05:34

00:06:05

-119

10

00:05:54

00:05:48

9

Total

00:58:26

00:57:27

149

Average

00:05:51

00:05:45

15

The remaining miles of the run can be safely disregarded as being insignificant.