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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When will
you be taking orders again?A: Soon!

Q: Can I have
a lesbian call a friend or my parents?A: Yes!

Q:
When will the lesbian call?A: Unless you specify otherwise, a lesbian will first attempt to
call within 3 business days sometime between 8am and 9pm EST. (Late-night
and weekend calls available for $5 more.)

Q: Is this
for real?A: Yes! Our lesbians are "the best" and they deliver!

Q: Why can
it take up to 3 business days to call me?A: We only have so many lesbians. Our lesbians are popular and
often very busy. Some calls are almost immediate.

Q:
Will your lesbians mention my name if I order a call for my grandmother?A: No. We will maintain your anonymity unless you or a subpoena
suggests otherwise. For more about our staunch privacy policies, visit
our privacy page.

Q: How do I
know my dad received his lesbian call?A: We always send you a confirmation email with a summary of the
call.

Q: How much
does a lesbian call cost?A: Only ten bucks.

Q: How long
does the call last.A: Calls last about two minutes. Sometimes longer or shorter.

Q: Can I order
a custom fantasy lesbian call?A: Maybe. Custom orders are $20 or more. Send
us an email
and we'll price your dreams.

Q:
What do your lesbians talk about?A: That depends... our militant lesbians are often a tad brutal
and don't put up with shit. The coveted on-the-fence lesbians are a bit
wishy-washy and the Catholic lesbian is even more conflicted (we only
have one) The transgender lesbians like to talk about football in a husky
voice. Stoner lesbians say, "Dude" and "Man" a lot.
Whereas our popular good ol' fashioned 'regular' lesbians talk the crooked
walk. Guess what the lesbian film critic wants to talk about.

Q: What if
I'm not around when you call?A: Our lesbians are persistent! They'll keep trying for at least
a week. After no less than four call attempts, they'll leave a Lesbian-message
on voicemail or an answering machine. So if you order a Lesbian Phone
Call for a friend, you might want to find a subtle way to let them know
that they should pick up when that mysterious "blocked call"
that appears on their caller ID.

Q: If the recipient
gets a lesbian voicemail, is that it?A: Yes, but that's good! They can save their lesbian message forever.
Play it again and again for friends and family.

Q: What about
refunds?A: If after due diligence, our lesbians can't get through to either
share a Lesbian Phone Call or a voicemail, we'll issue a full refund.
If the lesbian phone call recipient hangs up on our lesbian, we will not
issue a refund.

Q: What will
appear on my credit card statement?A: Something along the lines of "LPCMANTRA"

Q: I have no
luck with lesbians, is it true you have premium lesbos?A: Yes!

Q: Can you
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Q: Why don't
you have ______ lesbians? A: If you've a hankering for a specific type of lesbian, just
us.
We'll query our lesbian databases to find a match. No promises, but we'll
do our best.

Q:How
can I ask a question you haven't answered in the FAQ?A: Just
us!

Q: Is LesbianPhoneCall.com
a "phone sex" service?A: No. Most of our lesbians already have girlfriends, who'd get
jealous - and we don't want that.

Q: What is
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Q: Why is "douchebag"
one of your navigation links?A: We're not accepting orders right now, but we're accepting douchebags.
It makes sense, really.