Use these highly scary words! Win prize!

According to this, certain words, if used on social media, will pique the interest of law enforcement.

I am not quibbling with that. I just think it’s funny, because some of the words are completely not-scary in other contexts, Sure, if you’re sending your cousin a Facebook message about how you’re going to use explosives against Homeland Security, well, I’m OK that the right folks notice, I guess. (I haven’t thought this through to the nth degree, because I’m just trying to have fun, people.)

And here is the fun. Write a sentence in the comments that uses as many of the “bad” words on the list in completely innocent ways that wouldn’t hurt a fruit fly’s little nose, assuming they have them. Note to inept: You have to click on the link to see the list of words.