@RealitySteve: “The rumors of Courtney being on DWTS are completely untrue. Could she be on it next season? That's a different question.”

Well there you have it. Sure she may be spotted in the audience during Monday’s premiere,, as People magazine offered in their story, but the part of her hitting the ballroom floor as a fill-in? Not likely.

Though... we can’t say we’re not a little disappointed. (And not for the same reason her haters might be — guess they’ll have to return that “fame whore” title they gave her.) Maybe we’re just afraid to be off the Courtney drama cold turkey. A stint (even a short one) on DWTS might have been a good way to get used to Monday nights without the Bachelor 16’s crazy antics.

Do you think Urkel will attempt to go skinny dipping with his dance partner?