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Welcome to the /tg/ archive. Note: Please DO NOT SCRAPE THE ARCHIVES as my bandwidth is finite.

2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

You break out a pilot, slice a robot into pieces, find out you were going to be framed, broke a man's spirit and body, and found out a place that your mother may be hiding in before another troubled mother makes a request.

You fall off a roof and on top of your beloved, you reaffirm your wish to do whatever it takes to help, see the Moord Nag for the first time, and after Mom purges harmful code from your systems you discover that your past is far, far more complicated than you really know.

You go deep cover, troll the Red Queen with a handshake, meet a strange man in a Junkyard, get trolled by Hacker Sis again, sneak through a ruined industrial area, and after a paranoid moment with a family having suspicious car trouble, you get ready to begin planting spy cameras.

You steal a woman's clothes, plant cameras, have a disgusting encounter with another man, finish planting cameras, save a girl from trouble and get her number, give some data and get a gift from Troll-sis in return, have a bad emotional experience when you can't laugh, get comforted by Troll-sis, comfort Ian, and find out that you need to see Troll-sis to finally crack that neural core. It's been a busy day.

You go meet with hacker-sis, discover that she both has no shame and is an incredible multi-tasker, find out that there is a fifth sister in That Man's grip, find out that Neural Core was a bust except for the possibility of a Cool Bike, and choose to get Optical Camouflage only to meet someone we never expected.

You have an incredibly disturbing nightmare while getting optical camouflage installed, see points in the future because of it, and snap from the mental and emotional stress it caused. Then Ian Carter comforts you in your time of need.

You get confronted by the mother and finally, after long last, reveal the truth about yourself. And Ian accepts you. Meanwhile, Rebecca knows something you don't, a favourite aunt is going to see her nephew, and your Mom prepares to get inked while hiding from That Man.

You go to the Moord Nag to secure weapons for the job, and get challenged on your skills. After sneaking into her office, you find out that the Battlefield Generation all have links, Ian's Mom was damn hot for a supersoldier, and that the Moord Nag is damn sneaky as the First Arc enters into it's endgame.

You get confronted with Rebecca's suspicions about Cassandra, which only confirm your own. You find out that Rat is someone with connections much higher than the street and a plan to infiltrate the local military base gets a little complicated.

After a strange moment of discontinuity, you fight off pursuing helicopters to reach the Old City, now a warzone. You get a glimpse of Rebecca's casual brutality, before helping some cops, get knocked on your ass by a Railgun, and then witness the true terror of a Battlefield Generation in action. Finally, the true enemy reveals herself for the fight that will decide the fate of The City!

You are enrolled in school in order to make friends, and you make friends with some interesting girls, before one of them saves you from a bully, sharing an important secret with you. Meanwhile, a stalker decides that you must belong to her.

You find a few clues in the ruins, and then suffer a bad vehicle crash before getting a cool bike. After finding that Seattle is important to Mom for some reason, you find her last gift to you, and a last message.

About the Archive

This is my very simple attempt to come up with an archival program. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go!; it'll archive a copy of the page for future lulz. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) To refresh an existing archived thread, simply attempt to add it again, and it will be immediately refreshed.

Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go!; depending on the number of images, it may take a minute or more to complete. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired.

Mods, if this script seems too spammy, I can up the checking interval, lower the time limit, or remove this altogether. Ideally, it should mean a simple 12 pageloads for a day per new thread, and it does not re-download images, so the load should be negligible.