Just in time for the first presidential debate, John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight returned with a handy breakdown of the scandals plaguing both candidates. Oliver prefaced his investigation by explaining that while Donald Trump is “an unambiguously racist scarecrow stuffed with scrunched-up copies of Juggs magazine,” it’s important to take a detailed look into Hillary Clinton’s background, because “not being as bad as Donald Trump is a low bar to clear,” he said. “And if you focus on nothing but him, you fail to vet a woman who might be president.”

Oliver started off by bringing up Whitewater and Benghazi, two Clinton scandals that generated multiple years of investigations and committees, but for which no criminal wrongdoing on Clinton’s part was determined. He then took a deeper dive into her email controversy and the claims surrounding the Clinton Foundation. At the end of the day, Oliver concluded: “We’ve spent several frustrating weeks trolling through all the innuendo and exaggerations surrounding [Clinton’s] email and foundation scandals, and the worst thing you can say is: They both look bad, but the harder you look, the less you actually find.”

He then turned to Trump, whom Oliver deems “America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid.” Oliver skimmed over Trump’s refusal to release his tax return; his promise to turn over his business dealings to his children once president; and his foundation, which he hasn’t donated any money to since 2008 and used a significant amount of its holdings to settle lawsuits against Trump. “They should really change the name [of the foundation] to something more appropriate, like the National Association for the Advancement of Donald Trump,” Oliver said.

Oliver concluded by comparing the two candidates’ scandals to the amount of raisins in a cookie: “They shouldn’t be there. They disgust people.” In his view, one candidate might have a few more than you’d like, but the other is simply a raisin monsoon.