You will spend on average 46 years of your life working, or about 100,000 hours a slave to your desk.
We all need a break, and you do too.

Maybe you check facebook, read the headlines, or update your fantasy team.
It doesn't matter how you cyberslack, there's always some top brass at your company that expects you to always have your nose to the grindstone.

Slakkar is a new company whose main goal is to help you take some time for yourself and get away with it.
We intend to release a slew of both hardware and software products that will
enable you to always appear to be a model employee, even though you may spend
more and more of your days slakking off. We are here to have your back.