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How to make an IED/landmine out of an umbrella base

Buy some gunpowder and some ball bearings and fill it up.I like to put more powder on the bottom and then add the bearings but just whatever you do make sure to shake it up good so you get all available space inside taken up.

Then just rig it with a pressure switch or however you want it to blow up.

Lastly go plant it in the park somewhere. Preferably on a play ground.

If you need help with how to make a pressure plate or hook it to a cellphone to go boom just PM me.

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Do it however you want.I was outside snooping around on this person's patio one day checking to see if the back door was unlocked and I damn near tripped on one of these things.Ever since I have been wanting to turn one into a landmine and leave it on a cross country track that high schoolers will run on.