Mets Police Morning Laziness: Nails Never Fails, and all the Mets contract stuff summed in two sentences

I am going to temporarily take Lenny Dykstra off the Ignore List as for once he is not involved in something shady…seems like someone else had a car accident and along came Lenny….

“As a man of the people, I’m here to do whatever I can to help. I think I did that,” Dykstra said. He added that the female driver was “shaken up” but he assured her it would be okay. “The bottom line is — Nails never fails,” Dykstra sa

SLACKISH REACTION: It’s fun to see Yankees fans freaking out that they aren’t getting Machado or Harper and are been told that the players they are signing are Good Value. Sandy Alderson would be pleased. When will Manfred do something?