Oh man...that was a seriously long weekend. You really celebrated nothing and drank all your cares away; but, now it's Monday and, Beer Nuts, you've gotta get up and get your asses to work. How will you survive? No worries. Here's how the She's Crafty Podcast cures a hangover. You. Are. Welcome.

5. EAT TACOS

Put on those shades. Slide on those shoes and walk...no crawl to the closest taco hut. When you get there, there's not even a reason to utter an entire sentence...just put your hand up and say "Tacos". Then, make it rain, taco rain.

4. ALKA SElTZER TO THE RESCUE

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh what a horrible day this is. You're not a seagull, your system can handle it. Down some Alka Seltzer and avoid hurling all over your loved ones...OR don't take it and hurl all over someone you hate. The choice is yours'.

3. COFFEE

Skip the "tall" and go straight to the "venti". In fact, if they offer a "jacuzzi" size, that would probably be better. Remember that scene from The Mask, when Jimmy Carrey puts that creepy wooden mask on for the first time? Drink that much coffee. Be that guy.

2. VOMIT

1. NETFLIX AND CHILL WITH YOUR BED

Your bed is your very best friend, even on the days you're not dying from an overabundance of beer and shots. Give it some love and don't leave it. Bring in a bed pan if you need to. Have all your meals delivered by your significant other. Binge watch everything on Netflix until you look up and realize the sun is going down and your entire day is gone. Search every category, even the weird Swedish films with too much sex and weird dialogue. Go to the documentaries and read every description. "I've never seen a documentary on making pencils". Watch it.