Alessandra Ambrosio does some cleaning

Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted cleaning out her car yesterday after spending the day at the beach. I’m just glad the paparazzi captured shots of her doing regular everyday stuff. Sometimes the public forgets people as good looking as Alessandra and I are still regular people too. We supermodels have to clean out our cars just like everybody else, only afterwards when we walk down the street we’re worshipped as gods and get bags of money thrown at us.

This girl is smoking hot. I’m a straight female, and I’d do her if I was a dude. With a bottle of champagne and a couple puffs of that bud she was smoking the other day, I’d probably do her right now. It’s hilarious that instead of just appreciating her hotness, you’re all picking her apart like a bunch of jealous sorority girls. If you saw her on the street, I doubt you’d be focusing on her flaws. In fact, I’m pretty sure she could be juggling dead puppy innards, and you’d still jizz your pants before she was within 10 feet of you.

I don’t really give a sh*t about this chick in any sort of capacity, but sometimes people that post here are so preoccupied with finding fault that it’s kind of sad. And I’m not talking about sad in the “I shed a tear for you every night before falling into sweet slumber” kind of way…it’s more in the “I laugh at you, because I know that the other 98% of your life is spent playing XBox 360 live and bragging to some dorky Russian gamer about how you succeeded in getting a pity f*ck from an off-duty prostitute two years ago” kind of way.

And as a side note, I’m 5’10”, thin and attractive. So you can save all commentary about how I must be fat and/or ugly and/or a closeted lesbian. I just don’t like haters…or anyone that owns a dog that would die if stepped on it…but that’s just me.