A Passion For Glory!

The most unbelievable part of today’s comic is that both zombies aren’t wearing head protection. If that was your only real vulnerability wouldn’t you run around with a helmet all the time?

Come on, I’ve seen zombie movies where you lightly tap a zombie on the head and he goes down like a tonne of Rosie O’donnell. That’s bullcrap of course, if your head was that easy to bash open my son would be dead a hundred times over.

I swear I’ve seen that kid smack his big head into every possible sharp object for years. It’s like he has a magnet in his head that attracts pain and bruising. The kid is literally lowering his test scores on a daily basis. And that’s why I love that little tax deduction.

My son is proof that the skull is a tough nut to crack. I “imagine” it’s hard to crack a zombie noggen as well.

Anyway because I love you soo much, oh yeah in that highly inappropriate way, I have lovingly provided a soundtrack to go with today’s comic.

No kidding, come one it’s harder than that to push a stick into someone’s ribcage.
You should see a movie called “La Horde” it’s a French zombie movie. But has some nice scenes of zombie fighting where it’s a bit harder than you think to crack a zombies noggin.

Risen up, back on the street
Did my time, in purgatory
I was dead
Now I’m back on my feet
Gonna eat this man named Will to survive

So many times, they run too fast
We’d trade our stumbling for quickness
Don’t lose your grip on the victims as they pass
You must fight just to get a little bite

[Chorus]
It’s the eyes of the victim
They’re thrilling to eat
Chew ‘em up like a pair
Of grapes
And the last known survivor
We stalk like prey in the night
And he’s watching us all with the
Eye of the victim

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin’ tough, stayin’ hungry
They stack the odds with guns
Still we take to the street
To kill those with the skills to survive

[Chorus]

Risin’ up straight from the grave,
Got the guts, They’re from Glory.
Shambled the distance,
Now I’m not gonna stop.
Gonna eat this man named Phil to survive

[Chorus]

Eye of the victim
Eye of the victim
Eye of the victim
Eye of the victim