Q: When is dance class?
A: If you are young and female, any of the kings would be glad
to teach you the horizontal Mambo. Please email us for an appointment.

Q: Um, like all my friends are like, really dope, y'know, but
like...
A: Piss off until you're old enough to speak properly!

Q: What is a MAMBO?
A: It is a ballroom dance that originated in Cuba, similar to
the rumba and the cha-cha. The Mambo is an analogy for life.
The way we interact with each other, with the bike, and with our
environment is a dance. It involves give and take, we often take
one step forward and three back, and it's usually a sweaty business.
We believe that life and the dance both work best when music
is involved (even if only you can hear it), and it is done with
passionate commitment.

Q: Are there MAMBO Queens?
A: Yes, sort of. Some of the kings have been known to cross-dress.

Q: What is Hi-Ten?
A: Something not found under a Mambo King, except under exceptional
circumstances: (e.g. You are drunk in Shanghai, and you buy a
$5 bike from a pawn shop to ride back to Beijing, so you can catch
your flight home).