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Some time ago I exchanged a long series of emails with Mr B0b Manl33. We discussed a number of important subjects including monkeys, penguins and that arch criminal Max Payne. Then B0b moved away. I have often thought about B0b and his many funny little ways, but all my emails to him bounced.

Congratulations Lucky Winner,
On Behalf of the Screening Committee of National Lottery, I wish to formally inform you that you have successfully passed the Email Screening and Verification Matching Test conducted for all online winners in your winning in accordance with the National Lottery Terms and Conditions. Hence you are therefore cleared for payment by the verifications and fund release department at the National Lottery Headquarters and your winnings has been duly signed and approved for release to you by the legal attorney to the National Lottery.

As you already know, all winners for the online version of the National Lottery Online promotions were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies listed online as part of our international promotion to promote international co-operation between the United Kingdom and other countries worldwide and I must say that you should count yourself extremely lucky to have emerged as one of our winners in this week's lucky dip sweepstakes and we do sincerely hope you will put part of your winnings into good use for community, educational and business development and also to render selfless services to the less privileged in your community.

The process for claiming your winnings has been made very simple so that by the end of one week at most, you are assured of having received your cash prize of the sum of $52,000,000USD and all the legal documents backing your winnings. In the light of the above mentioned, you are to contact the Agency that will be handling the transfer\delivery of your winning to you with the contact informations below:

Note that there exists a periodic condition on all claims process; therefore you have limited time to claim your winnings. Failure to claim your winnings within the stipulated time frame will lead to the forfeiture of your winnings after which your winnings remitted back to the National Lottery Headquarters and will then be recycle for next winning draws. Also kindly be aware that the National Lottery winning prizes are regulated by the Financial Services Authority and as a result, you are advice to follow the Lottery Claims Terms and Conditions to ensure the remittance of your prize to you within the stipulated time of the claiming of winnings.

Further to this, due to some recent miss-up of some winning numbers, as a Prize winner and according to the National Lottery Terms and Conditions, you are only privy to your winnings informations and your winnings transfer information in order to avoid any form of double claiming and misappropriation of your winnings, hence the release of your winning informations to a third party(friends and family members inclusive) is absolutely ruled out as this will lead give room to double claiming by a third party which is against the National Lottery Terms and Conditions. You are hereby advice to keep your winning information personal from any third parties (friends and family members inclusive) until your winnings have been remitted to you.

Lastly, I will require a concise update on your proceedings with the Agency that will be handling the transfer of your winning. If you need any assistance whatsoever from this office, please do not hesitate to inform me.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Bob Manlee

This was wonderful but was it my B0b Manl33 or just some low life pretending to be B0b. There was only one way to find out so with trembling fingers I replied

read da email me sent you and emil Kate Nice at Just do it couriers fool.

Much time has passed since we chatted and there is much to talk about. My friend has returned and all is right with the world.

PS

I anyone wants to bait B0b then feel free but please keep it simple he ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

_________________i know that you are a bid fool as you use to fool your devil church member go and find a goat and sleep with istead of westing and other person time
i dont have time for you u most be a basted from your mother and your father must be a big dog but all i will let u know is that may u go and die like a lizard as i don't want u to skeak with me any more if u reply this message that means your father and mother including all your family is a dog and goat.

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