2Pac

2Pac (Tupac Amaru Shakur) is a famous hologram also known for being a jiggaboo rapper, actor and nigger who died in 1996 at the age of twenty-five following a life spent convincing people he had talent and fucking the Notorious B.I.G.'s old lady. Suge Knight was in no way involved. Shakur had very little talent and was a flaming homosexual. The only people who talk about him are wiggers.

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40 days after Tupac was shooted to kill, the Feebs opened their investigation having learned that he was being threatened prior to his murder.

Since Tupac was an AIDS infested nigger, and they had a whole desk-full of nigger-on-nigger murders to get through, the Bureau didn't make any progress for several months - when they suddenly found a promising lead.

The trail led to the door of a shadowy shakedown/extortion mastermind behind the whole thing, referred to in hushed whispers by informants, as "JDL":

However, it turned out that the sinister initials "JDL" referred not to a single 'Mr Big', but to a whole conspiracy of money-grabbing blood-thirsty thieves.

The G-Men paused and came up with a plan to bust the entire racket:

And soon a hot tip identified one of the gunmen involved in the murder:

Suddenly the investigation came to a screeching halt. And that was the last that was ever heard of the shadowy conspiracy that committed a murder that baffles investigators to this very day. Who could have masterminded such a foul deed? It is a mystery.