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avinunu Ali AbunimahSince cash-strapped British Army is deployed abroad, obvious solution is to request NATO ally Germany to send Wehrmacht to end #londonriots

avinunu Ali AbunimahSorry yes. It is indeed the Bundeswehr now not the Wehrmacht. Send German peacekeepers to streets of London NOW! NATO MUST ACT #londonriots

avinunu Ali AbunimahExperts say that tribal council "House of Lords" is widely respected on British streets. Only it has authority to bring calm #londonriots8 AugAli Abunimahavinunu Ali AbunimahWhy are all these English people objecting to my Tweets? Don't they know I'm an Expert on them? #londonriots8 AugAli Abunimahavinunu Ali AbunimahExperts say UK uprising remains limited but little is known about the insurgents. Rumors and regime claims abound.

avinunu Ali AbunimahThe British are known to be an emotional people prone to overly colorful language. This is why many are upset at my Tweets. #londonriots

avinunu Ali AbunimahI speak only mangled English but you can count on my expertise. #londonriots

avinunu Ali AbunimahI bet a lot of people wish the UK had a Labour Party right now. Someone should start one. #londonriots

avinunu Ali AbunimahBased on history, experts predict Elizabeth will call together leading knights, bishops and vassal lords for Grand Council on #londonriots9 AugAli Abunimahavinunu Ali AbunimahIt is, more than likely, experts say, that rioting youths are angry they have not been appointed to the Shura Council of Lords. #londonriots9 Aug