What started off as a joke by Couture, has quickly developed into a grudge between the two action heroes. Here’s what “Sensei Seagal” had to say on The MMA Hour:

“All I can say is, I’m here. Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace. If Randy really wants to fight me, he can fight me anytime he wants. It’ll be for free, and it’ll be some place where there are no witnesses.” When asked if this hypothetical match would take place under MMA rules, Seagal told Ariel Helwani, “I don’t play by rules. That’s not how I fight.”

“I’m the one that started the joke as an off-handed comment I made to Jay Glazer — that I’d only come out of retirement if it were to fight Seagal. Obviously now somebody has talked to him about it and it has gotten some legs,” Couture chuckled to us over the phone today.

“I’m not surprised that he wants to do it in private, remote location where nobody could see it happen. Obviously I intended it as a joke. I don’t think it would really happen.”

So it’s safe to say that Couture is not going to take Seagal up on his battle-to-the-death challenge, then, right? “Hey, it could happen organically I suppose,” Couture ended, simply.

Randy would practice the crane kick and kick Segal in the fuc@ing face. Segal don’t do Ju Jitzu so what’s everyone’s point.
“No Witnesses” that’s cash shit Steve’s talking now.
It’s not like Steve could knock him out or preform a crane kick.