Category Archives: Ashley Holmes

You’re all a bunch of clowns I’m hungry I’m the star of this proverbial show Huh? Wait… what was I sposed ta say again? So what do you think Danielle is doing right now? I don’t know. Probably sleeping with … Continue reading →

Huh? What relative? I don’t know what relative of mine could possibly be on the show. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I have a lot of relatives. Who’s Melissa? I hate Teresa Giudice! I really do. Can’t … Continue reading →

The show starts off at Teresa’s house. Anyone else notice that they always play this slow, dopey, humpty dumpty music at the start of Teresa’s scenes? Teresa is cooking in a Skinny Girl apron that she died black and is … Continue reading →

The show starts off with Jacqueline and Chris going over to Teresa’s house for dinner. This was after Joe’s car accident and Jacqueline states that her and Chris were at dinner with Joe before the accident and he was not … Continue reading →

The show starts off with Destitution Whore dragging her over sized pocket book around and giving us example after example of how she lives within her means. She explains how Joe told her that she needs to watch what she … Continue reading →

The show hasn’t even started yet and already one of the Giudice’s is saying something idiotic. Joes wants to know why there is a rip in a the monopoly board. I can’t tell if he was joking or not. I … Continue reading →

I don’t even know why I still watch this show. But since I watched it, I might as well write about it. Teresa says Joe treats her girls like little boys and that they are tough. But I thought they … Continue reading →

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