Reports are now surfacing that there was an actual reason that Britney filed for divorce from K-Fed. He was banging former porn star, Kendra Jade, for over a month. A source says:

Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October…Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”

A week ago, my hatred for this idiot would have overtaken me if I had heard this. Now, after seeing every part of his wife that I didn’t want to see, I can’t say I blame the dude. I’m surprised he wasn’t having sex with a donkey. His wife is a millionaire but looks like she entertains clients in a truck stop bathroom. At this point, I hope he takes her kids and every dime she has. Britney could start a religion and get burned alive by the FBI and she would seem less crazy than she does right now.

Update: Bill was cool enough to send us this picture of Kendra Jade on stage wearing a “Spear Britney” shirt. Even though “harpoon” is more fitting than “spear” at this point, it’s still a great picture. Thanks, Bill!