462 ：名無し募集中。。。：2013/07/14(日) 15:24:14.88 O
The assembly just ended. ＼(^o^)／ I’m so jealous of Bald Pink who got teased for being bald by Sayu until the very end. (laughs) I don’t know if that’ll make it onto the DVD but I think it’ll be a funny one.

486 ：名無し募集中。。。：2013/07/14(日) 15:35:05.41 0
In the Q&A there was someone with the pen name “Bald Pink”. Sayu fired countless of bald quips at him like “Oh, you really are balding!” “From Baldie?” “Even though you’re bald!” Everyone was dying of laughter. (laughs) #sayu24_bus

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:25:27.42 0
The guy was probably just enjoying himself so there’s no problem.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:27:52.73 0I’m so jealous of him.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:30:16.64 0No you aren’t. (laughs)

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:30:35.91 0
I’m sure you feel happy about it, but this is no time to feeling all pleased with yourself, baldie!

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:32:33.15 0I’m glad to be balding.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:34:09.41 0Pretty soon she’ll be calling the older wota “senile old fools with one leg in the grave“.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 01:34:20.40 0
“Bald Pink”. What a tremendous pen name! You have the “bald” that resonates with the middle-age male audience, and “pink” that’s one of the most well-liked colors by young women. You could say it’s very fitting for a Sayu wota.

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 02:07:05.90 0
The guy must’ve been really pleased with himself. Even the baldies laughing around him must’ve felt like they all had heads full of hair themselves.

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 02:10:48.20 O
It’s pretty awesome how Sayu determined that if there’s a guy who can joke about himself to the extent of using the pen name Bald Pink, it’s okay to tease him some, too. And that of course ties into that mutual trust thing, which is just great.

90: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15(月) 02:17:42.68 0
Of course you’re going to be teased if you have “bald” in your pen name. It’d be way worse if she didn’t say anything about it in a situation like that.

Tired from their everyday life, the laborers with their worn-down scalps gathered to receive some healing from Morning Musume. However, the scene there looked like something straight out of a retirement home.

↓ The result after three years of being a Michishige oshi…

～2013 Michishige Sayumi Birthday Fan Club Tour in Ibaraki～

As you can see, it was just overflowing with youthful energy, and their scalps that previously looked like worn-out dust cloths had returned to being heads full of hair. To you who’s worrying about thinning hair… how about becoming an oshi of Michishige Sayumi, the idol who holds this mysterious power? (Your results may vary.)

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:27:09.69 0Hypothesis 1: Michishige is overflowing with mystical energy that brings those results. Hypothesis 2: Michishige herself is of no relevance — simply the act of wearing a pink T-shirt brings that effect of rejuvenation from within oneself.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:48:43.31 0>>11
These guys are wearing pink T-shirts and they’re still bald. Hypothesis 2 is thus proven to be untrue.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/17(水) 15:36:53.70 0>>25If you look carefully, you’ll see that the ones balding are the only ones who aren’t wearing pink T-shirts. Maybe it really is the pink T-shirt that brings the results?

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:33:40.20 0
I’d already given up. I was sure my hair would never grow again.
But maybe I’ll go at it for a bit longer…

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:37:43.00 0
But if you switch to a younger girl, you’re gonna lose it all over again.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:40:42.06 0
Let’s see some pics then of some old guy with a terrible balding head boarding the bus and suddenly getting a full head of hair.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:43:42.30 0>>20
The hair won’t grow back that easily.
You also need to spend at least 300,000 yen [US$3,000] on goods.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 23:42:06.92 0

This is something that happened last weekend.

I had something to do at Kashima Shrine and so as I got there, I noticed how there were a lot of guests that day. I was glad that Kashima Shrine had so many visitors who were interested in it. But many of these visitors were so young! Normally I see lots of elderly or young couples along with their babies there, but that day there were lots of young men in their 20’s, all wearing rather flashy clothes. Was it the power spot trend or something else that was drawing all these young people here? As I was passing them by, I noticed something rather peculiar. One young man was wearing a T-shirt with big letters that said:

“There are two types of people in the world:
Baldies who get teased by Sayu, and baldies who don’t.”
Genius!
Sayu has so much power that she can preserve her own beauty and even give youth to old man. Amazing.