For fifteen years, I'd wake up and not have to wonder where I was playing golf or who I was playing with. Now, I'm having to do a lot more organizing than I'm used to. - Atlanta Braves pitcher John Smoltz

In 1966, Tour player John Schlee was said to go to such extremes that he would tape his hands together into a perfect grip and sleep with them that way. Guess you could call that a "golf bondage" thing. . .

A common problem among avid golfers in general: herniated discs. Here's Davis Love's take. "My wife asked me last night, 'Does everybody in the world have a herniated disc?' I said, 'In our world, they do.'"