Behold these fifteen glorious pictures of women dressed in bride gowns made of turkey feathers we found and then try and tell me that Jezebel doesn't love you on this fine frigid Thanksgiving day. They are from an article from 1948 titled "LIFE Goes to a Turkey Feather Wedding." Annnnd you're welcome. »11/28/13 2:43pm 11/28/13 2:43pm

When I first came across the Thanksgiving turkey pardoning website sponsored by the White House, I thought, "This is a pageant of bloodlust that illustrates the brutality lurking within the heart of every man, woman and child." Then I saw that both will be saved — but, still, it feels pretty dystopian to save and… »11/26/13 1:50pm 11/26/13 1:50pm

This holiday season, instead of shoving naked women covered in cabbage down our throats, PETA has released a video that cuts (oof) to the chase about factory farming and animal cruelty. »11/14/13 12:30pm 11/14/13 12:30pm

Shockingly, a "turkey semen collection facility" is not the kind of place you want to be — especially if you're a turkey. A North Carolina semen-farm owned by Butterball was raided today after hidden-camera video taken by the animal rights group Mercy for Animals showed workers kicking, stomping, and dragging the… »12/29/11 7:00pm 12/29/11 7:00pm

"Some of you may know that recently I've been taking a series of executive actions that don't require congressional approval," quipped our President during his speech before he pardoned two Minnesotan turkeys named Peace and Liberty earlier this morning. Sasha and Malia were on hand for the festive pardoning as… »11/23/11 12:40pm 11/23/11 12:40pm

We're closing out another week of fall, and whether you like it or not, Thanksgiving is right around the corner. I'm not a huge fan of turkeys—though they don't freak me out like they do the woman in this video—so I avoid them wherever I can. But that will not stop me from loading up on mashed potatoes and pumpkin… »11/20/11 7:00pm 11/20/11 7:00pm

"The Broad-Breasted White really is broad-breasted, so much so that it no longer easily can breed naturally. 'They're anatomically such that you can't get things to match up,' Miller Hays says delicately." Result? Artificial insemination. Happy Thanksgiving! [Shutterstock] »11/24/10 5:20pm 11/24/10 5:20pm

So last week Sarah Palin
pardoned a turkey »11/24/08 4:40pm 11/24/08 4:40pm and then did an interview in front of a dude slaughtering a bunch of other turkeys and everyone pointed and laughed, as folks are wont to do when Sarah Palin is on the YouTube. Anyway! Keith Olbermann was on today and they discussed Palin's latest gaffe. Martha called it…

You know we've all done it — snooped on a romantic interest. He just left his cell phone lying there and you peeked at his text messages. Or he left his email running on your computer and you couldn't
help »11/21/08 10:00am 11/21/08 10:00am but have a tiny peek at what he's been saying and who he's been saying it to. So it probably comes as no surprise…

Sarah Palin, in an effort to retain what little Real American Hockey Mom legitimacy she has left after her $150,000 makeover was revealed, has taken to wearing
her own clothes »10/27/08 10:00am 10/27/08 10:00am on the campaign trail. Even as Todd gets to keep wearing his suits, she's stuck in jeans — though, with that crease, she either just bought…