At Least Bush Just Tortured

Scenes Observed By A Former Chicagoan With Ample Reason For Anonymity Upon Returning To The Tangled Mess Of Comatose Humanity Found Shivering And Rocking Back And Forth In The Vicinity Of The Southwest Shore Of 'Lake Michigan'

Maybe when Chicago belches at you, forehead veins bulging, "FUCK YOU SHUT UP," you hear a challenge to which you're tempted to rise. Probably not.

By Charles Ornstein/ProPublica

In Their Own Words

The administration continues to hike tuition to the point it has amassed hundreds of millions in profits each year and more than a billion dollars in reserves, yet refuses to pay professors what they're worth.