I play guitar, listen to podcasts, love nothing more than to chill with the bestie, and I'm a fat lazy fuck. Thinking about getting a REALLY nice combo amp (Mesa/Boogie, if you know brands) in May, but damn, it's so expensive. Like even if I netted 500k annually I'd still be a little apprehensive about plunking down that kind of cash, but we'll see.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to fucking lose weight again. Not even my fault I gained it all back, fucking worthless doctors.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at listening, I guess, and eating. Being nerdy? Watching movies and TV and talking about motivations and such of the various characters, like really dissecting the whole thing.

The first things people usually notice about me

Glasses? He's tall? idk

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Literature: Idlewild by Nick Sagan, Sphere and Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, The Selfish Gene and The Extended Phenotype by Richard Dawkins, The Neverending Story by Michael Ende, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, The Hobbit (you should know), X-men, Alan Moore's work, Preacher by Garth Ennis

Here's my bread and butter section, MOVIES: Hard Candy, Se7en, Heat, Arsenic and Old Lace, Garden State, Juno, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, They Live, Kick Ass, Dark City, Back to the Future trilogy, The Big Kahuna, The Ledge, A Walk to Remember, Frailty, The Seventh Seal, Good Morning Viet Nam, Aladdin, Alice in Wonderland (1951), Death Note, Candyman, The Mist, Zombieland, Ghost World, American History X, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, LA Confidential, Run Lola Run, Watchmen, V For Vendetta, Amelie, The Machinist, The Tracey Fragments, Mouth to Mouth, Die Hard, Resevoir Dogs, American Psycho, To Kill a Mockingbird, Groundhog Day, 12 Monkeys, Minority Report, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Thing (1982, I think), A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Home Alone, Peter Pan (1953), Citizen Kane, Terminator 2, Million Dollar Baby, Inception, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The Exorcist, Gangs of New York, There Will Be Blood, Avatar Extended Edition, Sin City, God on Trial, Agora, Black Swan, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Hellraiser, Inherit the Wind, The Man From Earth, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trilogy (Swedish version), Old Boy (Korean version), Limitless, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dirty Harry, The Neverending Story (I think I've seen this movie more than any other), Ninja Scroll, Night of the Living Dead (1968), 28 Days Later, Contact, Brewster's Millions, Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors, Good Will Hunting, The Princess Bride, nearly anything Marvel, Frozen, Wreck-it Ralph

The games and series that really stick in my head are Deus Ex, Splinter Cell, Half-Life, The Elder Scrolls, BioShock, The Darkness, Portal, Prey, FEAR, Ratchet and Clank, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy 1 3 and 5, X-men Legends 2 and all of the cool mods online for it, X-men Origins: Wolverine, God of War, hooboy League of Legends (love and hate it), LEGO games, 16-bit era games (SNES, Genesis n stuff), BioShock Infinite aka The Single Greatest Game To Date