George Bush and Dick Cheney are watching the 6 o'clock news on TV one evening. Cheney bets Bush $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump.
"I'll take that bet," Bush replied. A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. Cheney, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to Bush and tells him that he does not need to pay the $50.
"No, a bet's a bet," Bush replied, "I owe you $50 dollars."
Cheney, feeling even more guilty, replied, "No, you don't understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out."
"That's okay," said Bush, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Secretary of Homeland sucurity Tom Ridge was especially emotionally torn apart by realizeing that the oversighted selfisheness of the amount of the Kind gesture...He looked at Condi and said.."You Know that was a very small token of display of whom the real American Citizens are."...So Dr . Rice nodded her head in agreement....She too was overcome with emotions of self pity and was beggining to suffer pangs of inner guilt and torment over that fact.

So Tom Ridge whom was raised in a working class family of Veterans public houseing in Erie Pa..USA..Personally decided to send the kid the remaing balance of $495. to make up the difference...He had flash backs of what poverty was like back then.

So Tom Ridge asked Dr. Rice her thoughts on how to despatch the funds so that the kid gets it as intended.

So various methods wer discussed in regards to the best way of getting the $495 dollars to the Kid in Haiti...So Dr. Rice relaizeing how greedy Haitian men are..decided to attach a label onto the envelope written in Haitian Kreyol...warning all that she would find out if anyone used the monetary gift sent for the Kid.for purposes other than whom and what it was intended for...She specifically singled out the Haitian male greed factor...want it all mentality.

The mesaage was written such.."Chamaux ki besoin konyen pwall couri deye ou na desert.......Translated it meant "You will be chased across the desert by sex-starved camels."

So Dr. Rice basically told them that if she finds out that anyone did the Kid and his moey wrong..That she would have 'em sent out to the Iraki dessert (Be they Male of Female) to be let loose among a pack of Wild "Bete" in this instance..Camels

Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:27 am

StorminormGuest

Chief "Thunderbolt' says

What's the difference between a white guy praying in church and a white guy praying in an Indian casino?

(The one in the casino is sincere).
That was a joke straight from a Indian Buddy of mine