"“There has never been any man or woman more qualified for this office than Hillary Clinton,” Obama said."
"EVER!" he added. Wow--that's an impressive claim!

"Don't mind me. I say things."

Barack Hussein Obama says George Washington was not more qualified to be president than Hillary Rodham Clinton. Winning our Independence and then going home, he was a general who refused to seize power for himself. Except for Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus, a rarity unheard of in World History.

I can easily see her nobly refusing power like that.

"Oh, no, he d'int! He compared us, really?"

She's clearly the equal of the dead broke Thomas Jefferson, after he got his six million dollar advance for writing the Declaration of Independence.

"Don't lump me in with the wench--I don't know her."

She's every bit as prepared as James Madison; he was just the "Father of the Constitution" and the Bill of Rights.

She's the wife of "The Bill of Wrongs".

"I know not of her either, Thomas. Good DAY to you, Madame!"

Lincoln, seeking re-election after delivering the Gettysburg Address, freeing the slaves and saving the nation was not more prepared than Hillary. How many frequent flyer miles did Lincoln rack up?

"You mean...I could have gotten paid for this speech?"

Like Lincoln, Hillary also saved a nation. Libya. For ISIS. They go there on Spring Break now.

Killing Khadafy was supposed to be her first campaign commercial. Funny, she never brags about Libya anymore, or the 3am phone calls she ignores.

We need not even discuss pikers like Andy Jackson, U.S. Grant, or Dwight D. Eisenhower--the Battle of New Orleans, Appomattox and D-Day all pale next to Hillary's military accomplishments.

"You must be joking!"

"I am indeed."

Did you know she once took incoming sniper fire on a Bosnian tarmac? We think they got Sinbad instead, because he's disappeared. Here's a photo of that soul-searing day spent at death's doorstep:

I hope she filed a PTSD claim. The kid, I mean.

Obama said "any man or woman"--that means she's as ready to serve as Dolley Madison, who famously saved George Washington's portrait, fleeing from the White House a step ahead of the marauding British.

Hillary also famously fled the White House with the valuables in tow--only she never brought them back.

"Quickly, before Hillary realizes she missed something!"

Perhaps this assertion by Obama needs more historical investigation. There are of course many, similarities between the Founders and the Clintons.

For example, Washington survived a portentous plot in the Conway Affair. And Bill Clinton once had an affair in a Port-o-Potty at a Conway Twitty show. But there are also differences. Ergo,

The Top Ten Differences Between Hillary Clinton and Thomas Jefferson!

10.) Jefferson sought to nullify the Alien & Sedition Acts.
With Hillary, they're not an act.

7.) When Jefferson found his mail was being opened, he invented the Wheel Cipher to keep it safe.
When Hillary found her e-mails were being opened by hackers, she invented the 3pm nap. To go along with her 3am sleep-through-the phone-call nap.

6.) Jefferson made the Louisiana Purchase for 15 million dollars in government funds, doubling the size of the nation.
Hillary purchased Louis Vuitton with government funds, gave speeches for 15 million dollars and helped double the size of the National Debt.

5.) Hillary changed the name of the Jefferson-Jackson Day Dinner because she's ashamed of them.
Jefferson and Jackson refuse to have dinner with Hillary because they're ashamed of her. You never see them together, do you?

4.) Jefferson stayed at the White House after winning in 1800.
Hillary charged $1800 per night to stay at the White House.

3.) As Olde America began to wear under the Tax Bill, Jefferson wrote the Declaration.
Hillary once declared Bill's old underwear a tax write-off.

2.) Jefferson owned slaves.
Hillary Rents-to-Own.

and the Number One Difference Between Hillary Clinton and Thomas Jefferson:

1.) Jefferson is on the nickel.
Hillary never made an honest one.

Your Bonus Clinton/Jefferson Differences:

Jefferson fought and won a war against the Barbary Pirates, the Radical Islamic Terrorism of his day.
Hillary is one Bribery Pirate, fighting against those who say "Radical Islamic Terrorism" today.

Jefferson contributed tobacco, a foundational crop in Virginia.
Hillary hates tobacco--until Jefferson made a contribution to the Foundation.

Hillary said "At this point, what possible difference could it make?"
Jefferson said "We pledge our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor."

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We're Redeemables

...because Jesus Christ redeems! “This is how much God loved the world: He gave his Son, his one and only Son. And this is why: so that no one need be destroyed; by believing in him, anyone can have a whole and lasting life."--John 3:16 - Message Bible

Love, Mum

The Peoples' House Again

Mar-a-Lago North

Leadership At Last

Our Team

Flag Football

E pluribus unum 4-ever

Galilean Vineyard

How It's Done

Gov.-Elect Reagan speaks to the Deep State Coup: "To a number of us, this is a first and hence a solemn and momentous occasion, and yet, on the broad page of state and national history, what is taking place here is almost commonplace routine. We are participating in the orderly transfer of administrative authority by direction of the people. And this is the simple magic which makes a commonplace routine a near miracle to many of the world's inhabitants: the continuing fact that the people, by democratic process, can delegate this power, yet retain custody of it. Perhaps you and I have lived with this miracle too long to be properly appreciative. Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it have never known it again. Knowing this, it is hard to explain those who even today would question the people's capacity for self-rule. Will they answer this: if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the capacity to govern someone else? Using the temporary authority granted by the people, an increasing number lately have sought to control the means of production, as if this could be done without eventually controlling those who produce. Always this is explained as necessary to the people's welfare. But, "The deterioration of every government begins with the decay of the principle upon which it was founded" [Montesquieu]. This is as true today as it was when it was written in 1748. Government is the people's business, and every man, woman and child becomes a shareholder with the first penny of tax paid. With all the profound wording of the Constitution, probably the most meaningful words are the first three: "We, the People." Those of us here today who have been elected to constitutional office or legislative position are in that three-word phrase. We are of the people, chosen by them to see that no permanent structure of government ever encroaches on freedom or assumes a power beyond that freely granted by the people."--California and the Problem of Government Growth, January 5, 1967

Standing for the Anthem

...the Communist Anthem.

An entire high school team and coaches turn backs on our flag

"I will contend with those who contend with you, and your children I will save."--Isaiah 49:25

Hula I luna

Bull Moose Party, too!

Beth Anavim

"No" 2 O

Nautical Rita

Palm Beach

Reunion Day

My friend Bo

My friend Jack

Flamingo love

Mandingo love

"No juzgue."

I Fell

A Summer's Day

A Winters Day

Shone like an emerald, Encircled the throne

Angel, Rockford, Angel

Haifa Evening

The Art of War

Shout!

Dive Bar

EEOC vs. "Don't Tread on Me"

Without that Revolutionary War flag, there wouln't even be any Equal Opportunity to worry about.

Mysterious Ways

The Rest of the Story

American Dive-Bomber

American Bomb Diver

Flipper, Skipper

Land of the Free, Home of the Brave

Slipping the Surly Bonds

Honky Chonch-in'

Her word is her Bond.

Resting Place

The Vine & Fig

"[I] wish you may possess health and spirits to enjoy, after we shall have seated ourselves under our own Vines and Fig trees, if it is the gracious will of Providence to permit it, the return of many happy years."--George Washington to John Armstrong, January 10, 1783

NYC Police Commissioner Teddy Roosevelt

"This isn't just a War on Cops--it's a war on the very idea of policing. It is a war on our civilization. Have you gone mad?"

The First Battle of Lepanto

What if...

...they gave a War on Cops and nobody came?

Unity!

First on the Fourth

The Other Side

The Specialists

"I judge the civilization of any community by simple tests. What is the degree of freedom possessed by the citizen or subject? Can he think, speak and act freely under well-established, well-known laws? Can he criticize the executive government? Can he sue the State if it has infringed his rights? Are there also great processes for changing the law to meet new conditions?"

Bounty of the Valley

Keys 2 Flight

The Fundamentalist

Stick to Your Guns

"Do you know why the bulldog's nose slants backwards? So that he can breathe without letting go."

Soda Pop Stars

"There's one for you, nineteen for me..."

The Champs

“I do not want to go back to the past; I want to go back to the past way of facing the future."--Ronald Reagan

Braves in Boats

My Kind of Reefer

Beneath the Wings

Some Florida Love

photo: Ryan Sexton

Fly Girls

Real pioneers, not a phony grifter granny

Your Heritage

Doctor, Doctor, Gimme the News

"Hillary Clinton's idea that we have to see the world from our adversaries' point of view — and even "empathize" with it — is not new. Back in 1938, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain said, "I have realized vividly how Herr Hitler feels." Ronald Reagan, however, made sure our adversaries understood how we felt. Reagan's approach turned out a lot better than Chamberlain's." And Granny Clinton's, the Consumptive Nominee

Shofar

So Good

Safe Space

We Salute You, Neil Armstrong

The Zumwalt

Bud's Boat

Beach Day

Giant Brothers

5 Stars

Audie N Deutschland

The Scarlet Thread

Father 2 Father

Hope Smokes

St. Peter's Fish

Cast a hook

Purple Reign

Old Grand-Dad

"Inky Dinky Parlez Vous!"

Spirit of Lepanto

Everybody's Learnin' How

Maud Squad

I Declare

"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."

Wherever Fine Grapes Are Sold

Honor Is Due

“Of course it’s the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.”

Obama Clown Car Meet Mr. T

Venus @ the Louvre

"See what happens if you keep chewing your nails?"--Will Rogers to his neice