When you hear the news “Randy Orton got pulled over by police” there are so many jokes to be made. Was he ticketed for driving without pants? Was he arrested for polygamy? Was he trying to transport duffel bags full of shit across state lines? How thoroughly did he explain his situation to the cops?

Turns out it’s nothing major — certainly nothing in the “Cameron gets pulled over for DUI and tries to bribe a cop” vein — but it’s funny enough. Turns out Orton was pulled over along the highway in Florida for having too much tint on his windows. THAT’S HOW HE KEEPS THE VOICES OUT, OFFICER.

“No, I, Randal Keith Orton, as a person who is in full possession of his cognitive abilities, am not aware of why you, Officer Raymond Traylor of the Florida State Highway Patrol, have pulled me over in my automotive vehicle on this clear, sunny 78-degree afternoon. If I were aware of your legal reasoning for making me use my legs to gently brake and ease my vehicle into a full and complete stop, then the use of your sirens to alert me that I have to use my hands to move my automotive vehicle to the side of the road after properly using my turn signal to alert other drivers of my intentions would never have been necessary.”