Mark Kirk and Lindsey Graham are two closeted gay Republicans in the Senate. Yes, there are more.

These two can always be counted on to backstab conservatives when the Left tells them to, because all it takes is a phone call from Democrats threatening to out either of them for Kirk and Graham to step forward, do what Democrats want them to, and allow the Left to claim whatever they are up to is “bipartisan”.

Kirk, especially, and even more than Graham, is a Democrat with an (R) after his name because he was not talented enough to rise in the political ranks in a blue state as an actual Democrat with (D) at the end. That’s the worst kept secret in Illinois. If you are a gay man, want a career in politics, and are not sharp, aggressive, smart, or marketable enough to compete in the overcrowded Democrat ranks, just claim you are a Republican and use sycophancy, power games, and quid pro quo to worm your way to the top…since the Republican Party lives in abject fear of ever being called out for discriminating against a minority in any way, and the rest of the gay Republicans in the hierarchy are so easily blackmailed into giving you essentially whatever you want.

Including the Senate nomination in a state that could have elected an actual conservative, considering the fact that nominee ended up running against the mob’s banker, Alexi Giannoulias.

HillBuzz.org did everything it could to stop Mark Kirk from being the Republican nominee in 2010 — and for that the Cocktail Party GOP in Illinois declared war on us, using surrogates like Fran Eaton (editor of Illinois Review) to write hit pieces on us for speaking out about the worst kept secret in politics: that Mark Kirk is a gay man being blackmailed by Democrats, which easily explains every backstab he takes at both conservatives and his own party, whenever Democrats need a patsy to stand with them in something ridiculous (and Lindsey Graham is busy fixing his face in a powder room somewhere).

Megan Fox has a great piece up on Kirk bashing the Tea Party and joining the reckless Democrat chorus in politicizing the assassination attempt on Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. Please read it.

Expect Mark Kirk to do things like this for the next six years, folks. It’s what he does. Because he is afraid of Democrats exposing him the way they did Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and Eric Massa…and threatened to do to Charlie Crist, Trent Lott, and other men who Democrats had dirt on.

Why Republicans keep sending guys like Kirk to Washington is just beyond us.

Unlike a box of chocolates, you always know what you are going to get with these closet cases.

The first instance Democrats need someone to hit their own party and malign conservatives, especially the Tea Party (that terrifies Democrats, because it’s the first time they have ever been stood up to), just watch who comes out agreeing with the DNC talking points.

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That seems stupid, frankly, because Graham squeals “How high?” whenever the Left tells him to do anything.

Whenever I write about closeted gay Republicans, I know a lot of you write in thread comments that “people shouldn’t care about their sexual identity”. This is, on the surface, true. If we lived in a world of “should”, then this would be the case…where in addition to this these closeted gay Republicans “should” stick to conservative principles, vote the way their constituents want them to, and never allow the Left to blackmail them. But, that’s not the magical world we live in.

Instead, we have men like Lindsey Graham, who are closeted gays, who have been blackmailed by the Left for years…so that whenever the Left needs a turncoat Republican to stick the GOP and conservatives in the back, and the Maine Sisters and Lisa Murkowski are busy somewhere, Graham can be counted on to do whatever the Left wants…lest the Left release the pictures it has of him, doing whatever it is he’s doing, which I’m sure isn’t flower-arranging.

The Left might be cutting Graham loose now that Mark Kirk is heading to the Senate from Illinois, and he’s another gay Republican the Left has all the goods on and will out in spectacular fashion the next time they need to give the GOP a black eye about something. Apparently, there’s a video — not just pictures — of Kirk at some party, which was an all-boy affair. In the last days of the Senate race here in Illinois this year, there was buzz in GOP circles that somehow David Axelrod had got ahold of “the video”. That was the first many of us had ever heard of a “video”…but the fact that Kirk’s campaign was worried about it getting out must mean a video of him and guys up to various hijinks could possibly exist. Maybe Democrats have it. Maybe they will start blackmailing Kirk as Graham’s replacement. Maybe there’s no video but Kirk’s just led a very interesting, closeted life and he realizes he set himself for all sorts of guessing games in the years ahead, as to whether or not videos exist.

Republicans prove they are the Party of Stupid in many ways, but how they handle their closeted gay Senators and Congressmen is the most foolish.

They should, honestly, have all these guys just come out of the closet one day…all together…in a big prime time special or something. Just get it all over with. Do it on a day that no one is really paying attention to politics, like on Super Bowl Sunday or something. And then the Democrats won’t be able to blackmail anyone.

What’s hilarious is that in Illinois Aaron Schock, another closeted gay Republican, is being groomed to be the GOP’s 2014 Senate nominee against Dick Durbin…which would mean, if Schock wins, that Illinois would have two closeted gay Republicans representing it. If Schock would just come out, he’d probably win that 2014 race by a wider margin…because he’s great looking, a nice and smart man, and it would be mighty hard to make an argument against his election in many circles here in Chicago. If the GOP can pull just an extra point or two in Chicago and do well in its suburbs, it wins in Illinois. Schock could do that as a young, gay, conservative…and could do wonders to changing the perception of both conservatives AND gays in Democrat and Republican ranks, respectively.

But, GOP consultants must be telling him to stay in the closet or risk losing conservative support…just as Kirk, Graham, Charlie Crist, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and all sorts of other gay Republicans have been told through the years that they had to allow Democrats to blackmail them and go along with this stupid game if they wanted to keep their positions.

GOP consultants are stupid.

Democrats lose so much power and leverage if all of these guys would just come out, come out, wherever they are.

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