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Here are a few jokes from the roasters about Sheen:

Seth MacFarlane: “Tonight, on ‘Two and a Half Men’ they’re actually having Charlie’s pretend-funeral. No need to switch over – you can probably just wait a few months and see the real thing. I mean, we all know there is a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, so I wrote an obituary:

Charlie Sheen who became a tabloid fixture due to his problems with drugs and alcohol was found dead in his apartment –

Actually, you know what? I kinda just copied Amy Winehouse’s obituary. I only had to change three things: the sex of the deceased, the location of the body, and the part that says ‘talent that will be missed’.”

Jon Lovitz: “How much blow can Charlie do? Enough to kill ‘Two and a Half Men’!”

Kate Walsh: “I have to say, Charlie, you are an incredible medical specimen. I guess that’s one of the benefits of waking up every morning at the crack of crack....It's amazing -- after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you've had removed is your kids."”

Jeff Ross: “This lineup [of roasters] is so pathetic I was hoping I’d get replaced by Ashton Kutcher…Charlie’s meltdown was so bad Al Gore is making a documentary about it.”

William Shatner: “May I suggest to you, Charlie, that you re-examine your relationship with women? Prostitutes cost a lot of money, Charlie! Hasn’t anyone told you that actresses will sleep with you for free? That’s Hollywood 101! You should’ve called.”

Of course, Charlie Sheen had to have the last words:

Charlie Sheen: “This has been both enlightening and fun. You are all worthy adversaries. But the thing is, I won again. I have come out unscathed. You can’t hurt me… I can’t even hurt me! Drugs couldn’t kill me. Sex couldn’t kill me. The press couldn’t kill me. ‘Two and a Half Men’ couldn’t kill me. Did you really think your little jokes were going to kill me? I’m The Wild Thing — I’m Ricky Vaughn!”

Charlie Sheen: “I still have a family that loves me and that’s why they’re not here tonight. Yeah, they’ve seen me in jail, they’ve seen me rushed into emergency rooms, they’ve seen me in court. But seeing me on basic cable would kill them.”