chefferz

Man in the middle: What are you so excited about? I suggest you calm yourself, lad. You almost poked my eye out!

Man on the left: Sir, our maps indicate we're on the path to the legendary Booty of Contraband.

Man on the right:You REALLY believe in those drunken tales of riches? Do you think I would be sitting here right now if I knew there was a real Booty of Contraband out there in the seas? NO, and you will not make a fool out of me!!!! Go back to swabbing the decks!!!

tehspaz

dmaz

Pirate 2: All you fools know I gots so many lasses lined up. 40-inch helm, and you know my kegs are so fresh a-

Pirate 1: Would you QUIT IT with this pimp act!! It's getting on my nerves! We haven't had women on this boat since our port call in Valencia, you landlubber! Now get out of those ridiculous clothes and mend the mizzen!

Woot.com is operated by Woot Services LLC.
Products on Woot.com are sold by Woot, Inc., other than items on Wine.Woot which are sold by the seller specified on the product detail page.
Product narratives are for entertainment purposes and frequently employ
literary point of view;
the narratives do not express Woot's editorial opinion.
Aside from literary abuse, your use of this site also subjects you to Woot's
terms of use
and
privacy policy.
Woot may designate a user comment as a Quality Post, but that doesn't mean we agree with or guarantee anything said or linked to in that post.