Florida: 400-Pound Woman Survives Sexual Assault by herd of Manatees

Fort Pierce, FL | The U.S. Coast Guard rescued a Florida woman from a frightening assault by a herd of manatees yesterday near Pepper Park Beach, a popular beach in the area.

The tourist on vacation went for a swim near 2 pm in the afternoon when she was suddenly caught up by a herd of male manatees that possibly mistook the poor woman for a female manatee.

“I was just playing around in the water when I suddenly noticed a herd of manatees next to me. At first, I was curious, but eventually I became scared when they started getting agitated” she recalls, visibly traumatized by the latest events.

« Then something pulled me underwater and as I gagged for air, I felt the crushing weight of one of the beasts on my back and at that moment, I thought I was going to die »

– Julie Dorset

“It all happened in a flash, all I remember is the horrifying sight of the manatees trying to grab me and force me into submission. Luckily, a man on a jet ski caught their attention and scared them away moments before the Coast Guard rescued me,” she told local reporters.

A herd of male manatees possibly mistook the vacationer for a female manatee, a rare phenomenon as manatees are usually shy creatures

A bloody vaginal discharge

The sexual assault of the herd of manatees on a human being could be explained by the menstrual cycle of the vacationer, believes Jane Keller, professor of biology at the University of South Florida.

“When a female manatee goes into estrus, she is soon detected and pursued by numerous male manatees throughout the cycle. During that time, the female can mate with a dozen or more males in what is known as an estrus or mating herd. It is possible that the animals mistook the bloody vaginal discharge of the victim’s period as a female manatee in estrus,” she explains.

“I would definitely suggest that women not go swimming during their menstrual cycle in areas where manatee mating occurs,” she warns.

Lucky to be alive

Tyler Smith, a 17-year-old lifeguard present during the sexual assault, believes she is lucky to be alive.

“We often see manatees nearby but it’s the first time they attack someone,” he admits.

“There were so many manatees around her, I think I counted at least 10 of them. They were all fighting against each other to get on her back and hump her, it was like a big manatee gangbang. She is definitely lucky to be alive” he acknowledges, visibly distraught by the whole affair.

Although experts claim this is an unprecedented and isolated incident, increased security measures will be taken to prevent further occurrences of such tragic incidents, say local authorities.

I’m sorry but this is downright hilarious. Being so fat that MALE manatees mistake you for a female of their kind, at that point she knows she’s screwed up. Should have just enjoyed it, that was a only chance of an orgy she was ever going to get LMAO.

I’m sorry too but yeah it had nothing to do with menstral cycle lol they were just sugercoating it cus they didnt wanna fat shame her but I think we all know that the reason that happened and not everyone else that swims with them was because she did not look like a human to them cus that’s not normally how they look to be that big is an abnormality. They mistook her for a manitee because to them she looked like one. But yeah lol it was all cus of the “menstral cycle” we will just say that haha.

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