OK, a little reminder: fairies speak all languages because all languages are gnommish-based. So fairies speak all languages from birth, without any connection to magic, or the lack of it. That is why that dwarf, Mulch, for instence, can speak all languages, and so can I. I cannot belive I just wasted about 15 seconds of my life explaining that to a low-life such as yourself.

Do you ever watch human tv?

Hi people.I have something very important to tell you.But now I forgot what it was.Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.Dismissed. Carry on.

Well, you see, I though that I should conduct a premere interview before my victory, and decided that I should make it exclusive to my fans even BEFORE my great triumph (like meeee!!!!!). So, I simply types "Artemis Fowl" into the human search engine, and easily found this forum. btw, your tone suggests you are surprised I found you... really, did you think there is any difficutcy in finding this site?

Have you ever considered trying your talent in art? what type of art do you like? do you have a prefered artist?

Hi people.I have something very important to tell you.But now I forgot what it was.Maybe I'll remember later. who knows.If I will, I'll be sure to write it. So..... Yeah.Dismissed. Carry on.

Whatever suits the season or style of my shoes, of course. I, being perfection itself, cannot tolerate discomfort.

What is your opinion of , um, lemurs?

I said you were smart, Mud Boy. I was wrong; are exceptional.—Qwan Which do you think seems more suspicious? An alien-looking craft hovering in the yard of a country home, or a floating doorway with a centaur standing in it?—Domovoi Butler We can only change the future, not the past or present.—Artemis Fowl II I'm trying to care, Artemis. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over.—Holly Short

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