Mummies: DarkpaladinOne mummy tries to kill the tennis player, but only succeeds in cutting her hair off.She gets pissed off and turn into a valkyrie, who promptly destroys the mummy with her OTC.The mummy impaled on the flagpole tries to stab HMG with it, but the damage is too low to do anything.The rest of the mummies move up, but don't do anything of note.

The Exterminator-ZupponnThe exterminator attempts to use Kevin as a projectile to kill Psy."Must Kill. Must Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill0101010101001010101010101110101010" The Exterminator short circuits and his programming is rewritten.The Exterminator puts Kevin down.New Objective Unlocked!- Protect Kevin

Police-LawmasterJenkins eats a donut, successfully restoring 1 hp.Jenkins fires his shotgun, injuring John Woo (-1hp) and killing Guy Fox.In his last moments, Guy Fox reveals that he's wearing a suicide vest.He goes out with a bang, killing the drummer chick, destroying the percussion section and causing John Woo to lose another hp.Faction Eliminated from Map- LootersObjective Achieved- Stop the Looters

Duke Ossum and Sgt Cortex- alphafalcon541After running through the warehouse, Duke Ossum and Sgt Cortex. Both heroes being used to shooting first and asking questions later, they decide to open fire on the mummies. Sgt Cortex hits Duke Ossum by mistake, but this doesn't hurt him, it only succeeds in making him angrier as he guns down a mummy.

Metal Cultists- heavyfishcannonThe Brikthuloid abomination attempts to trap Psy with its tentacles. It only succeeds in taking his sword, which it eats, losing 1hp in the process.Ozzy runs up to Psy...And bites his head off.Objective Completed- Kill Psy!The witches fly to the top of the stage for a better vantage point.The rest of the cultists wade through the mass of bodies, eager to convert others to the cult of metal. The first person they try to convince is Tommy Alfredo, who refuses."I'll never go over to the dark side!" he shouts, "My white sauce would never be the same again!""Then you shall die!" the cultist responds. The cultists can't carry out their threat this turn, so they just stare at Tommy menacingly.

Quetzalcoatl- PwneradeQuetzalcoatl eats the surfer who attacked him last turn.

The Master- DeltaVThe Master jumps off of Quetzalcoatl and onto the Aztek temple. He tries to hadouken a corrupted spaceman, but his damage roll was too low.

Metal Fucking Santa- BrikboyzSanta attempts to convince Warhead and the other three horsemen to ally with him for a keg of maniac beer, and succeeds!Santa then uses his rocket launcher to blow up a corrupted spaceman.The elf tries to shoot a mummy, but his bow snaps.

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Oh, and I apologize for the lack of pictures for what's happened. Photobucket is being retarded. I've done plenty more edits than this but photobucket keeps losing pictures. And then I reupload and it still loses them.

Tzan wrote:

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.

Army- SVGKThe Wolverine fires its main gun at the scientist and his creations, killing the scientist and the pterodactyl outright, and dealing 2hp of damage to the blood dragon.The soldiers then pour out of the back.Only two manage to hit the blood dragon, but they deal another 2hp of damage to it.The trooper with the experimental OT flamer deals 1hp of damage to the human-tiger hybrid. One of the APC crewmen climbs out and tries to kill Buzz Saw, but is unsuccessful.

Kevin- MGBKevin asks Santa for a Red Rider minigun.Santa throws one down.Kevin then gives it to the Exterminator.

The Killer Rabbit- 501st Cadian's FriendThe Killer Rabbit gets a piano and puts the exploding rabbits inside.He then attaches a balloon.The piano rises off the ground and floats across the battlefield.The piano explodes near the B.A. team, doing 1hp of damage to Tommy Gunn and Mark Manson and killing Bill Hook. The squad car is totaled and the two sports cars also take some damage. "That played out well!" he cackles.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- AlexThe Dos Briquis guy calmly walks through the carnage and goes into the warehouse.He pours himself a glass of scotch. "I don't always face the apocalypse," he says "but when I do, I like to get drunk. Stay wasted my friends!"

Corrupted Spacemen- 501st CadiansA corrupted spaceman shoots the master for 1hp of damage.Another kills the eagle warrior.One Corrupted Spacemen leader shoots at the Valkyrie, but it bounces off her shield.Comrade Communism attacks the Valkyrie, but doesn't do enough damage.The fighter shoots the turret off the APC. One of the Corrupted Spacemen leaders tries to attack Duke Ossum, but a judo throw counter sends him flying into a mummy instead, which kills the mummy.

Civilians-NPC'dHMG picks up the crystal sword and tries to kill a corrupted spaceman. His luck has run out though, and he's killed by the riposte. Not to worry though, he'll still show up in the next battle.The surfer stabs Quetzalcoatl for 1hp of damage.This beachgoer inflicts another 2hp of damage.These beachgoers are unsuccessful in killing Briktezuma.Tommy Alfredo picks up the rocket launcher.A well placed shot kills 5 cultists.

Azteks- RunswithlegosThe Aztek hunter tries to kill the corrupted spaceman, but misses with his crossbow and shoots the Valkyrie instead. She goes back to Valhalla.Briktezuma takes the skull from the altar and infuses it with the blood from the artifact, creating the Skull of Death, a magical skull containing the souls of its victims. He then bashes one of the civilians in the face with it.The Azmech crushes a Corrupted Spaceman in its grip.It then throws an OT disk at Comrade Communism, dealing 1hp of damage.

B.A. Team- KalvinatorTommy Gunn and Mark Manson fire on the Killer Rabbit, doing 2hp of damage.Max Damage aims his rocket launcher at the Killer Rabbit. "You fucked with the wrong team asshole!" he shouts. He fires a rocket and blows the Killer Rabbit to smithereens. Buzz Saw kills the tank crewman and takes his gun.John Woo shoots Jenkins for 1hp of damage.

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I think all that MGB has left now are overviews.*edit- there are a few other things that happened in the turn.

Survivalists- KeldoclockThe lifeguard and ex-soldier lock and load, and prepare to kick ass.The Mad Max lookalike tries to shoot one of the Corrupted Spacemen leaders, but only succeeds in taking out the vegetation between them.MacGearver succeeds in creating a pneumatic blowgun, which he hands over to the marksman.The marksman kills the Aztek hunter.MacGearver then beheads the Corrupted Spaceman.

The Four Horsemen of the Brikpocalypse- NPCWarhead takes a swig of maniac beer for extra strength.He then does 1hp of damage to a Corrupted Spaceman leader.Conquest tries to shoot Comrade Communism, but doesn't do enough damage.Death is unsuccessful in summoning any undead minions.Plague causes a mummy to rot/wither to (re)death.

Mad Scientist+Lab Creations- NPCThe blood dragon tries to chomp down on one of the soldiers, but critails and bites down on the barrel of the soldier's grenade launcher instead! The soldier pulls the trigger, launching a grenade down the blood dragon's throat and blowing him up.The enraged tiger-man punches the flamer to death. He punches him so hard that he also kills the soldier next to him as well. The volatile OT flamer explodes in the process, killing the tiger-man and another soldier.Faction Eliminated- Mad Scientists+Lab Creations