Make the United States a Kingdom

The American republican system has become bureaucratic and inefficient and it should be up to the people once more to choose their government, though in the form of a monarchy. We would like to see the below arguments read before Congress, and have a referendum held on the future of the American government on the next election day.

Ideally, assuming the referendum passes, the monarch would be chosen by either committee or by a direct democratic vote. All current or past politicians would be barred to avoid conflict of interests. The monarch may be from an existing royal house or establish an American dynasty.