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The Incident of '14

(i finally finished that damn game, so i might as well do this. and for markiplier starting this fandom, i'm listening to crazy la paint)

Mike was the security guard at a pizzeria called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. It was a terrible paying job, but he was desperate. He had to keep watch of all the animatronics to make sure they don't get out. It was simple and all, save for one thing. They thought he was an animatronic without a suit, so they wanna crush him into a Freddy suit. So he had to preserve his power to make sure he didn't get torn apart. However, today, he was not feeling so good. While sitting in his room, he accidentally fell asleep. Bonnie the Rabbit and Chica the Duck came to the door. "Wait, so we're gonna do this. What if he finds out?", Bonnie asked Chica. The duck replied, "Foxy has him taken care of. We'll be fine." Bonnie sighed. "All right, so which one of us is gonna wake him up?", Bonnie wondered. Chica thought for a second and decided to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Bonnie lost, so she went up to Mike and shook him a little. "Psst. Wake up." She sighed, rolled her eyes, and cleared her throat. "SCREAHHHH!" Mike went bolt upright in his chair and blocked his face. "Please don't hurt me!", Mike cried. Bonnie replied, "We aren't here to hurt you. Just follow me and Chica and we'll explain." Mike got up, and followed the rabbit and duck. He was scared they were leading him to a trap, but he decided just to go with it. Mike took a brief pit stop to the bathroom, and continued to follow. They lead him into the dining room, and he saw Foxy next to Freddy, with Freddy duct-taped to himself. Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie all said "SURPRISE!" to Mike, with a few confetti cannons going off. A cake was on the table with the words "WE'LL MISS YOU MIKE" written in blue on it. Mike was shocked, suspicious, and happy all at the same time. "Wow, guys... Thanks so much! This is really nice! But, quick question. Why is Freddy tied up?" Chica inhaled through her teeth. "Well, all this time, Freddy was the one who made us do all this. He said that if we didn't get you, he would kinda rip us apart. Literally. In fact, he was the one who caused the 'Bite of '87'" Freddy was struggling and angrily mumbling under the duct tape. His eyes contracted at the sight of Mike. He screamed loudly though the tape. They all covered their ears, except for Foxy. He just whacked Freddy on the head with his hook. Freddy got knocked out like that. "Sorry about that, mate. He can be a wee bit obnoxious some time.", Foxy explained. "Well, again guys, thanks. But, Foxy, why can't you just dismantle Freddy with your... hand?", Mike asked the robot fox. "Well, I can't do that, mate. It'll cause some BAAAD electric shocks to go through me, and it might even kill me off." Mike was a little shocked. "Wait, how do you know all that?" Foxy looked down, almost sad. "Poor Eddie. Never saw it coming." He sniffed. Mike was more surprised then ever. Who was Eddie? And what happened to him? He didn't care right now, he just sat down and started eating his cake. It was really good, considering it was made from robots. He wiped his mouth, and said, "Hey, I'll tell you what. If you promise to take care of him-" He pointed at Freddy, and sighed. "I guess I can stay here for a few more days." They all looked up. "Really?", the animals all said in unison. "Well, I mean if you did this for me, I don't wanna make you guys feel bad. But seriously, TAKE CARE OF HIM." He looked at Freddy, who was regaining consciousness. He looked at Mike, and this time, he wasn't gonna be nice. His eyes went black, and screamed while ripping out of his restraints. They all looked at him quickly. He started darting towards Mike, but luckily, he got up and ran. "Guys! HELP ME!" Freddy was getting faster, and Mike was getting tired. He knew that if he stopped, he would be torn apart. Freddy kept screaming, and all the others covered they're ears. Foxy growled, looked at Bonnie and Chica, and looked at Freddy. Mike, however, couldn't take it anymore. He bent down, drenched with sweat, and took a breather. Freddy grabbed him, and gripped him in both his hands. Mike closed his eyes, bracing for impact, but nothing happened. He fell to the floor, and after being disoriented because of Freddy, he saw sparks going everywhere, and Foxy was screaming. Freddy had a hook through his chest. Bonnie, Chica, and Mike all covered their eyes. It all stopped. Foxy and Freddy collapsed on the floor. Foxy was completely fried, and Freddy was limp on the floor, with a large hole through his chest. Freddy was dead, but he thought he saw Foxy breathing. The group went to check on Foxy, and Mike went closer to him. He felt breath, but it was extremely wispy. Foxy barely opened his eyes, and saw the rest of the robots. And Mike. "D-did I... did I do good?", Foxy asked to Mike. Mike nodded, and pointed to Freddy. Mike tried to put Foxy back on his feet, but he needed the other's help to get him up. Foxy went to sit down, and kept looking at Freddy's body. Mike checked his watch. "Uhp, it's 6:00. I gotta go, guys. I'll see you tomorrow for my overtime." He saluted them, and left.

THE NEXT DAY

It was time for Mike to go back, and he had a brief conversation with the boss about Freddy missing, and Mike said he didn't know. After he was in his office, he clicked on the light 3 times, which gave a signal that he was ready. Chica popped into the door. "Hey! You're back!", Chica cheered. Mike smiled, and followed her again. Foxy was a lot better, but still had some burn marks on him. He looked up at Mike. "H-hey, Mike. How are ya?" "I'm good. You feelin' better?" Foxy nodded. "You know, you saved my life last night. And, I just don't know how to repay you for that." Foxy was silent for a second, and finally said something. "If you can find a way to cover up what happened with Freddy, we'll be equal. Okay?" Mike understood, and went to the special place in the office where they hid the body. Mike inhaled, and thought of an idea. "I'll take care of it tomorrow, okay?" They all agreed it was a good idea. For the rest of the night, Mike had a private Q&A with the robots. At 6:00, he had to go again.

THE NEXT DAY

When Mike came today, he had a confrontation with his boss. His boss gave him a pink slip, and told him this was his last night staying here. The boss didn't like how Mike "tampered with the animatronics", and he didn't like his odor. Mike sadly nodded, and went to his post. He flashed his lights, and Bonnie came down. "Oh hey!" Bonnie looked at Mike's face. "You okay? You look like someone died." Mike explained what happened, and Bonnie raised an eyebrow. "Are you freakin' serious? He fired you for ODOR?!" Nodding, Mike said "Yeah." Bonnie told him he'd be right back. In about a minute, the 3 of them came down. Chica asked, "This is it? You're leaving?", and Foxy said, "Yar... I'll miss yah, mate." The 3 of them felt a feeling of dread. Mike thought of something, and something dark. "Hey... I have a question, guys. And girl." He looked at Chica. "Could you help me with something? I need you to... uh... take care of my boss. If you get what I mean." Bonnie, Foxy, and Chica all looked rather surprised he asked this. They all agreed, because Mike had taken care of what they asked him to do. Mike smiled. "Thanks so much, guys. And Foxy?" Foxy looked at him. "Thanks again." He patted him on the back. His watch beeped. "Oh, come on!" Mike looked seriously angry. "Well, this is it for now. Please do your best." They all nodded. Mike watched out the door. "We owe it to him. Let's do it.", Bonnie said. Foxy replied, "Here we go again!"

OK, I'm warning you right fucking now, I am very, very, very pissed off right now. I am so fucking sick of being hated on by idiots who all bronies who ever existed and did something are automatically freakbags who masturbate to every picture of pony material on the internet ever. I'm close to just going to the shower and think about my choices in life. I don't masturbate to ponies. What I find odd is that if a female brony, a.k.a *sigh* pegasister, "masturbates" to pony artwork, NOBODY would give a flying shit. One guy accidentally fucking clicks on a pony porn spam thing, EVERY-FUCKING-BODY WILL THINK HE'S THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND HOPES HE DIES IN A FIRE. I'm rage-filled right now, and if one person comments negatively on this post, I swear to shit, I will let out with everything I have.

OK, I'm warning you right fucking now, I am very, very, very pissed off right now. I am so fucking sick of being hated on by idiots who all bronies who ever existed and did something are automatically freakbags who masturbate to every picture of pony material on the internet ever. I'm close to just going to the shower and think about my choices in life. I don't masturbate to ponies. What I find odd is that if a female brony, a.k.a *sigh* pegasister, "masturbates" to pony artwork, NOBODY would give a flying shit. One guy accidentally fucking clicks on a pony porn spam thing, EVERY-FUCKING-BODY WILL THINK HE'S THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND HOPES HE DIES IN A FIRE. I'm rage-filled right now, and if one person comments negatively on this post, I swear to shit, I will let out with everything I have.