Henchman 21: Do we have souls?Henchman 24: Yes, but they're not quite souls, but in Earth's general idea, everything has a soul.Henchman 21: Crap, so I guess we should become vegetarian.Henchman 24: No, like everything living has a soul, even spinach. You can't win.Henchman 21: So that's a problem.Henchman 24: Here's something. You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their soul? Turns out you don't get a soul until you're like one.Henchman 21: So, weird, one. Really?Henchman 24: Or maybe six months. I forget. Either way, you're just this little crying, pooing monster blob until you get your soul.