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petebrown on "God confesses to being "a bit behind" with prayer requests."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18351#post-49440
Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:27:56 +0000petebrown49440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I'm still waiting for that new car, I guess you just can't get the gods these days.
</p>pagan witch on "God confesses to being "a bit behind" with prayer requests."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18351#post-49387
Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:08:41 +0000pagan witch49387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>In a press release today God has admitted that due to dealys in obtaining Criminal Record Bureau checks his temporary staff have been unable to start.</p>
<p>A dissapointed God has said "I can't believe it. Those blighters in the CRB office have blamed the weather for delaying the CRB process claiming it was an 'act of God' - act of God my arse. I get blamed for everything"</p>
<p>God has suggested those with urgent prayers should visit the on line site E-Pray.god.universe and advises that for additional security people only pay using Pray Pal.
</p>Golgo13 on "God confesses to being "a bit behind" with prayer requests."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18351#post-49377
Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:10:39 +0000Golgo1349377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Excellent.
</p>MC One R on "God confesses to being "a bit behind" with prayer requests."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=18351#post-49372
Mon, 13 Dec 2010 15:55:31 +0000MC One R49372@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>God has admitted to "being a bit behind" with his workload for some years now, but hang in there, because prayers offered in the 2000-2002 religious period are now "next up in the in-tray" according to sources.</p>
<p>"Sure this might not be a great comfort to those that requested help with a sick relative for example" He said, "but people are making more and more requests these days. I've got funding for a couple of contractors to start in the New Year and we expect to cracking on with 2001 by February. I'm confident that we will be back on track by this time next year, but I can see a very large file for 11 September. No idea why that is - I might have to work a couple of weekends to clear that one."
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