11.22.2005

BUNCO

Have you guys ever played Bunco? It's this awesome dice game where you roll dice and yell BUNCO! when you roll all 6's.

6666 6 6

BUNCO! BUNCO! LOOK AT ME! I GOT A BUNCO! BUNCO! BUNCO!

Bunco is weird in that 16 ladies get in a room and they eat the shit out of mini-egg rolls and mini-quiches and they get all hyper on diet coke and they yell their heads off like crazy bitches when they roll 6's.

BUNCO! I ROLLED ALL 6'S! LOOK AT ME AND MY BUNCO!

Mainly Bunco is for neighborhood moms who want someone else to take their kid to school. It's essentially a girls night out for chicks past their slutty stage. Instead of boys they want to kiss they talk about the boys that came out of their womb. "Joel is on the baseball team and also in choir!" and "I just can't get Mark to start his homework right after school!" Then all the sudden when you are talking to Sally from the cul-de-sac someone rolls all 6's and wham!

FUCKING BUNCO! LOOK! PLEASE LOOK AT THIS BUNCO! BUNCO!

Also Bunco is a friendly game because even the poor asshole who doesn't roll any Buncos gets a prize for being so pathetic.

That's a big part of the game. Its like "Hey you were so bad at this that we're going to reward you."

"Hey you were really pathetic at this entire game so we're going to give you a scented candle."

"Hey out of the 16 people here, you did the worst. Here's a crazy looking hat."