It’ll be all bash immigrants, bash ­Europeans, bash trade unionists and bash public services for the next two years

David Cameron will lurch fatally to the right, shooting the last limping husky to head a Tea Pot Party.

Next Wednesday’s Queen’s Speech will be reactionary rather than progressive.

It’ll be all bash immigrants, bash ­Europeans, bash trade unionists and bash public services for the next two years.

So wave goodbye to the synthetic smile of Mr Nice Guy and brace yourself for the return of the Nasty Party.

Cameron’s a fool, of course, to grope for salvation in a programme which lost his lot the 2001 and 2005 elections.

Shifting to the right on immigration and Europe and cutting tax on the wealthy didn’t save him from a mauling.

Dissident Conservative voices still snap at his heels, calling for Cameron to be shot with that final husky.

But the Tory poodle is panicking blindly after the UKIP rottweiler took a big bite out of Tory support.

A perfect storm of economic crisis, incompetence, cronyism, weak leadership, public cynicism and the myth of an enemy at the door – millions of ­Romanians and Bulgarians with no intention of coming to Britain – was a gift for Nigel Farage.

The Purple Army is the biggest threat to the established parties since the SDP split the anti-Tory vote in the 1980s.

The SDP of David Owen and Shirley Williams kept Labour in the wilderness.

UKIP may do the reverse, handing Ed Miliband the key to the back door.

The clowns of UKIP’s Turbo Tories are enjoying a laugh at the expense of a Conservative Party that Farage quit and detests.