Day: January 8, 2017

A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but itWas dead.‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the childInnocently.‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and itDidn’t move’

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of ChickenLittle to her class. She came to the part of the story where ChickenLittle tried to warn the farmer.. She read, ‘… and so Chicken LittleWent up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky isFalling!’The teacher paused then asked the class, ‘And what do you think thatFarmer said?’One little girl raised her hand and said, ‘I think he said:‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!”

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