I was MIA last week, like much of the (living) cast of this season’s American Horror Story. I was neither systematically killed nor had flesh from my limbs turned into jerky. I was working a temp gig with long, irregular hours and fell asleep early again. My sincerest apologies to my fellow horror hounds.

Agnes Mary Winstead is my new favorite character in the American Horror Story universe. Who doesn’t love a thespian dedicated to their craft? No one, that’s who. What new delights and surprises will AHS: Roanoke bring this week?

So, while I didn’t come of age when The Rocky Horror Picture Show film was originally released (1975), it did play a pivotal role in my coming of age in the early 90s. When I was in high school, I had a group of friends that would hang out and watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was the best. We must have watched…

What will this week’s super-twisty secret special sixth episode bring? Who knows. But we did find out where the missing Evan Peters Evan’s Peter has been for most of the first half of American Horror Story: Roanoke and we have the gifs to prove it!

Gather ‘round ye merry gentleman and ladies. Tonight’s speculation ‘bout the twist comes by way of The Inquisitr and centers on the naming of the Swine Witch. It is a fascinating theory that has echoes of the Countess’ modus operandi in AHS: Hotel.

This could be it! The episode of We Bought the Farm: Roanoke Edition were everything turns quicker than a quart of milk left out in the summer sun. Then again, Murphy has assured us that the really big twist isn’t coming until episode 6. Regardless of when the train goes off the rails, rest assured something is coming.

As a lover of shiplap, crawlspace living, and inexplicably prolific twins that don’t wander haunted hotel hallways you’d think the new show on HGTV, We Bought the Farm would be right up my alley. Well We Bought the Farm: Roanoke edition wasn’t quite the usual HGTV fair I’ve come to expect and love.

So we will not know, until we watch tonight, what exactly the theme will be for this season of American Horror Story. Perhaps it will be about “mist” (which was already done very well both in prose and on celluloid). Maybe it will be about the lost colony of Roanoke (CROATOAN!). Then again it could be about sorority…

Join us for a live viewing discussion thread as we watch season 2 episode 3 of American Crime (ABC). Not to be confused with Ryan Murphy’s new crime anthology show coming to FX in February which we’re sure will have people talking but perhaps for very different reasons.

Welcome back to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 12 titled Be Our Guest. So, it seems FX lied and there are only 12 episodes for season 5 and not 13. In TV Guide I trust, when they say tonight is the season finale.

Welcome back to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 11 titled Battle Royale. So we’ll be seeing $h!# getting real at the Hotel Cortez if that title is any indication.

Welcome to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 9 titled She Wants Revenge. Who is the she that seeks revenge? You’re guess is as good as mine. Perhaps it is Lady Gaga, maybe it is Iris. Might be Sally or Dr. Awful Mommy. Probably Liz Taylor.…

Welcome to the American Horror Story: Hotel live viewing discussion thread. Step inside and join us as we watch episode 8 titled The Ten Commandments Killer. Tonight, we presumably learn who the serial killer is that Detective Fucked-Up Sherlock is obsessed with finding.

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