"Asked whether he believed people would take Johnston's run for office seriously, with TV cameras rolling, Jones said: "People questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don't care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston."

Levi Johnston is famous for what now? An ex-boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter and that's about it. Has he gone to college? Probably not. Does he have any discernible talent? No. Why are people of ill repute and no talent allowed to become famous? I. Just. Don't. Understand.

Actually, I thought Emma Watson just wanted to study for a while and figure out whether or not she wanted to act again.

Maybe she auditioned, but maybe she just cut her hair because she was tired of Hermione/Burberry-Hair (she's no longer their spokesmodel) and wanted something easier to roll out of bed with for an 8 o'clock class.