VIDEO: This is Easily the Worst Penalty Kick in the History of Soccer

This is just conjecture on my part, but after watching Amir Sayoud, midfielder for Egypt club Al Ahly, totally screw up what is arguably the simplest scoring play in soccer, I defy you to show me a more futile, and embarrassing, penalty kick in soccer history.

The good news? Despite Sayoud's blunder, his Al Ahly squad won the match 4-0 over Kima Aswan.

The bad news? The Egyptian midfielder was given a yellow card, because fake kicking the ball after your run-up, a tactic players used to use on penalty kicks in order to confuse the goalie, is against the rules. FIFA adopted the rule prior to 2010 World Cup. Whether Sayoud did this intentionally or not is beside the point. Rules are rules, and he broke one, while looking completely ridiculous in the process.

The worst news of all? It's going to be a long time before Sayoud is able to live this terrible penalty kick effort down. Now let's keep pointing and laughing until our throats are raw and sore…shall we?