In the expletive-laden rant, Sheen launched into a tirade against his malfunctioning phone, as he said he was “foiled by a piece of plastic designed by trolls covered in lights and buttons,” and claims “pain is a f**king myth” as he holds a lighter toward his face, saying he needs “anti-pain pills.”

Sheen called himself as a “truth-seeker,” as he discussed with Maron how to improve his Web series.

Sheen also said, “I want to deliver some s**t, I want to deliver it in the epicenter of how I usually deliver things, which is perfect and truthful and radical and in your face… I don’t want to be like Conan or Jay [or] boring — I’m just not like that, I’ll never be like that.

“Go f**k yourself is the perfect everything, as we’re in a tsunami,” he said, before going on another rant against the cliche, “It is what it is.”