When Adam threw himself off a bridge, he thought that was it. Game over, done deal, the end. But then there was the world's best Jesus impersonator, a unicorn with dreadlocks, and a gun in a shack in a desert in the middle of nowhere, and Adam did not remember dying of an overdose of magical marijuana. If this was once upon a time, it was the worst fairy tale ever. M/M.

The lilies had once chorused their siren's song, but now they wept with a banshee's cries. Belle stumbled upon a castle, when the lilies trilled and basked in the full moon, drawing upon the moonlight like a nectar. Belle is the beauty. What is the beast?