"I Am The Walrus"

"I Am The Garnish"

The Lyrics

This is taken from the 1967 TV Documentary 'Medical Catering Tour'--an investigation into the merits of hospital food.

I am ill as you are ill as we are stuck here in this ward togetherSee how runny my egg yokes are see how they runI'm hungry

Spilling my cornflakes waiting for a drink to comeCalamity menu, fish on a TuesdayMan you're gonna choke becauseYou didn't pick out the bonesThese are the dregs, manWhere are my eggs, man?This tastes like varnishCook-cook-a-spew

Mister idiot Porter puttingSoggy little soldiers in a rowSee how they crumble as we fumble for a forkI'm hungryI'm HUN-GRY!

Lying in an English Hospital waiting for lunchIf your lunch don't come, you forgot to tickA box on the proper formWhere is your head, man?You are a dead manI am the garnishBoob-boob-a-spew

Surgeon sturgeon splurging gorging don't you thinkThe doctor's laugh at you! Ha ha ha!See how they smile at the bunch of senileVeg-a-tablesI'm hungry

Aspirin bottles stacked up in a towerAgonized people whinging Merry-Hell, manFix them up with grapes brought in by your Auntie FloYou need your medicineGimme your bread, sonI am the garnishBoo-hoo-to-you

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