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Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious “Axis of Evil.” Other members of that select cabal of unholy criminals are now dead, including Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.

Kong’s reign was one of violence and terror. He stole nuclear technology from Pakistan in an attempt to build weapons of mass destruction which he hoped to use against American interests. His nation has been the chief source of counterfeit U.S. currency around the world. His extreme form of communism bankrupted his country and drove his people to the brink of starvation. Yet along the way, Kong’s voracious appetite for fine wines and expensive automobiles knew no bounds. His children also mimicked his indulgent tastes and much like other Asians, became obsessed with video gaming and white women, despite their genetic sexual limitations.

Even in America, the influence of Kong had a lasting effect. Many radicals idolized his adherence to communism and totalitarianism. They mistakenly viewed him as a hero, a gorilla warrior against American power and Democratic capitalism. For many experts, it came as no surprise to see a decidedly anti-capitalist bent among the Occupy Wall Street rioters who owed Kong so much. The crude, simplistic uniforms of the protesters mirrored the Korean leader’s own style, with their countercultural hairstyles and dark sunglasses. They hated America just as Kong himself did.

Tragically, most Americans never fully understood the evil that Jim Kong represented. He epitomized the “enigmatic oriental,” always secretive and confusing. Western leaders could barely understand his motivations and, at times, it seemed as if Kong himself knew not what he was doing. His plotting, quiet nature is something he shared with the Chinese, who hide behind an intentionally complex language as a means to plot and steal from Allied interests. Even with Kong’s death, America should remain as alert as ever when dealing with such nefarious foreigners.

It remains to be seen how the death of Kong will change the presidential race, but surely Barack Obama is mourning the loss of such an important ally. During Bill Clinton’s presidency, many foreign Asian interests funneled millions into his campaign to prop up the Democratic administration. For communist powers, liberalism offers them a safe harbor for their schemes and diversions. They see vulnerable men like Obama as contributing to the destruction of faith and family, two institutions which radical socialist nations abhor.

On the Republican side, there has been no word yet on how candidates like Congresswoman Bachmann or Speaker Gingrich are reacting. For them, such a difficult transition of power over in Asia surely presents positive opportunities for the United States. This is undoubtedly a victory for America’s global effort to stamp out violence, cruelty and suppression. Indeed, many citizens will surely give thanks this holiday season that the Christian-inspired goals of President George W. Bush are truly coming to fruition.

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You not only get the man’s name wrong, you get what age he died at wrong, and you think that he was the inspiration for the Occupy movement, a man who sought to prevent information from ever reaching his people, and basically ensure that a protest never happened. You even use a picture of the wrong person, and that person is a famous actor.

It’s official, you’re legitimately retarded.

“but surely Barack Obama is mourning the loss of such an important ally.”

Further proof that you’re legitimately retarded, Obama was not allied with North Korea. In fact, quite the opposite, it was South Korea that he allied with, a country that despises North Korea.

Your negativity and full on ignorance have become a tiresome burden on the CW intellectual community.

Stephenson meticulously investigates and reviews each fact in his award winning journalism. He has a 100% truthfulness rating on several fact checking sites and consults with several think tanks concerned with the integrity of the fourth estate.

While it appears you’ve been given a new liberal talking point, no doubt intended to malign a man whose shoes you could never fill, repeated use does not equate with effectiveness nor is it a adequate substitute for reasoned debate.

This sandwich of hate and despair you continually try to serve our loyal and faithful community should be sent back to the kitchen.

LN, thank you for the note but unfortunately too many details in your comment are absolutely false. I realize your exposure to the media may be limited, but the Korean despot was indeed 69 years old. Please don’t throw out ad hominem attacks if you can’t get even the basics correct. God bless my young friend.

Actually, I did a wee bit of research on the man’s age. Turns out we’re both right, it all depends on how one looks at his birth. Apparently, over in Korea, a person’s age isn’t exactly reflective of how many years have passed since their birth, it’s some weird system they’ve been using for the longest time.

And go define what an ad hominem attack is moron, it means to attack one’s argument based on their character, not to attack one’s argument AND character.

The fact is, you’re a moron. You can’t get the picture of the right person, you can’t spell his name right, and YOU’RE telling ME to hush it if I can’t even get the basics right? Pot, meet Kettle.

We should attack them now while they are confused and mourning the loss of their “leader”. This would provide our country with a strong shot of steroids in our economic arm and serve as a warning to china and Denmark of American willingness.

Save a few of those nukes for OLD CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITES that put RIGHTEOUS under their picture but advocate MURDER….Just wish there was a HELL so you could FRY with the rest of the TWO FACED CHRISTIAN BITCHES!!

With China threatening U.S. interests and arming itself with nukes, we surely need a stronger foothold in Asia. I think the humanitarian suffering in Korea is all too evident but the numb chucks at the UN have no interest in pursuing this (again, China sitting on the security council is behind this). These are people starving and absolutely denied any freedom to practice Christianity. If our president had some common sense he would see this is a pursuit highly worthy of our dedication.

China isn’t threatening US interests moron, and just because they’re arming themselves with nukes doesn’t mean squat (and I’d really like to see proof of where you got this information, considering you can’t even spell Kim Jong Il’s name properly and confuse him with Jackie Chan), we’re China’s biggest buyer, they aren’t going to attack us unless they decide they want to commit suicide. And the reason why the UN isn’t doing anything is because Kim Jong Il had such a tight grasp on his country that they literally don’t know what’s going on outside the borders, and they think that Il was a god amongst men.

“If our president had some common sense he would see this is a pursuit highly worthy of our dedication.”

It’s not our place to intervene in the affairs of other countries when it doesn’t concern us. This has been proven several times already. If the people want our help, we’ll help them, but we can’t just step in and impose our beliefs on them without their consent, ESPECIALLY when the vast majority of Asia isn’t Christian to begin with. You going over there and saying “YOU SHOULD BE CHRISTIAN OR YOU ARE GOING TO HELL” is not helpful at all.

Who buries food in a jar in the backyard and then digs it up a year later to eat it? Mores and food ways are tried and true indicators of deviancy. I don’t trust people that waste perfectly good cabbages like this. Sure the BBQ is passable, but any holiness represented by gogi gui is canceled out by the nasty treatment of cabbage.

This is absolutely ridiculous. The man in that picture is actor Jackie Chan – I can tell because, unlike you assholes, I understand that all Asian people DO NOT look alike. Jackie Chan and Kim Jong Il look quite different.

And you’ve PROVEN that you can’t tell the difference between Aziz Ansari and Kal Penn, Ashton Kutcher and James Franco, and now Jackie Chan and Kim Jong Il. You also spelled Kim Jong Il’s name wrong to top it all off.

You can’t tell the difference between Jackie Chan and Kim Jong Il, nor can you spell the latter’s name properly, and you also confused Ron Perlman with Will Ferrell. And you say you don’t want others making ad hominem attacks against you.

Wait a minute, are LN and Claire the same person? These two comments above are identical… What will you get yourself into next, angel?

And in case you morons didn’t realize it, this was a breaking news story and I was under deadline so please don’t get all nitpicky with me. You would barely know who the US president was if it wasn[t for Christwire.

Billings is definitely bipolar. One day he’ll be sucking up to me, calling me bullshit, obnoxious pet names like “angel” and telling me that he loves me and even the hag whose basement he lives in loves me. The next day he’ll essentially be calling me stupid.

“Wait a minute, are LN and Claire the same person? These two comments above are identical… What will you get yourself into next, angel?”

They were also posted at two different times and a minute apart, genius. Christ you’re full of conspiracy theories, aren’t you? First you call me a comedian, then you confuse me and blood wolf, then you somehow say that OddAtheist is a woman based entirely on his posting ‘style’, you think Pebrocks is black, and now you’re saying me and Claire are the same?

“And in case you morons didn’t realize it, this was a breaking news story and I was under deadline so please don’t get all nitpicky with me. You would barely know who the US president was if it wasn[t for Christwire.”

Breaking news story? If it’s a breaking news story, then half a dozen other, more reliable, news sources are already covering it. Not only that, but you morons have said other people have died and were completely wrong. You can’t even get a picture of the man who died right!

First of all, it was YOU who called out black people. Second, have you forgotten our little facebook conversation? You know, the one where you said this:

“It was rather discomfiting to see her drive around town in a Corvette next to an afro.”

And this:

“So anyhow, the blacks and whites were never meant to be together and they don’t even want to be with us, unless it’s to rape or something. The black man has essential ghetto problems to face– crack cocaine, poverty, no fathers– and the white person’s life dont make sense to him. They really cant relate after all. Mixing them up just hurts the white race.”

Way to go Billings, excelent reporting as always. Dont let all of these liberal demons get you down, they dont have the sight to see the truth like we do. Kim kong il was a true devil, I suspect most of these “people” talking down on your reporting are actualy north korean spies trying to keep the truth from getting out.

P.s. I cant believe their racism saying that the photo is of jackie chan… All asians dont look alike! Although they are all equally evil

Fair enough whipersnapper I did google his name and that is clearly kim kong il pictured in this article. The glasses are a dead give away. I dont feel I have insulted all asians, they are in fact all godless communists, but I can however tell them apart by lookin at em. Once they get with the program and invite the lord Jesus into their hearts, that is the only way to cleanse them of their evil primitive ways.

I have glasses, and I may be getting on in years but I can still see well enough to tell who is who and what is what. As for your god mr. kim kong il was not truely a god, I know you and your people were brain washed into beliving that he was a god able to fly, make rainbows, change the weather, and was the worlds best golfer. But he was not! There is but one true god! As I said before and this confirms it, there are north korean spies infiltrating this website.