The worst food in Melbourne

At least it is, if you believe in the power of mob-driven restaurant reviewing and search Google Maps for the worst food in the city. Welcome to social media hell, Melbourne restauranteurs. Try litigating against that moving target.

I think that’s my point exactly, although part of my motivation was to see how quickly I could hit the Google front page for an “x food in Melbourne” search. Sure “worst food in Melbourne” isn’t worth much, but “Chinese food in Melbourne” is worth plenty.

Not if you talked about the worst food in Paris… I could direct you to a little resturant just off the Rue de Dauphine where I had cold yellow courgettes which started out in life as bright green, a disgusting tasting and looking tomato sauce – a bit schizophrenic in its half hot, half cold state of being and dried out, shrivelled orange segments…. shall I go on (http://www.kitchenbutterfly.com/distant-lands/paris/#Ate) see for yourself!