The 9 Different Personas Of A Drunk Woman

Hey ladies!

So as you probably know drink can affect people differently. Alcohol alters your mood and reactions and can depend on what you drink. I’m a whisky girl, not that I drink regularly if at all.. Maybe like once every 3 months! So when I drink my entire INNA CRAZY comes out and I end up acting like an overactive hyper child until my bed is calling me.

After seeing how my friends and I act when we are out drinking, here are the 9 ‘stereotypical’ personas I have come up with to describe women when drinking!

Here they are:

The Wanderer

There’s ALWAYS one friend which goes missing on a night out. You always seem to lose them for a while, whether they got bored and went for a walk, went outside for ages or fancied a quiet sit down or a nap in the toilet :/

The Party Animal

The one that 9/10 arranges a night out, so is ALWAYS hyped up and motivating everyone to go out.

The One Who Never Goes Out

Tends to have one too many pre drinks before going out to get their confidence up, ends up getting waaaay too wasted and falls asleep early.

The One Who Wants Food

Two drinks in and they’re thinking about their next meal. Asking for crisps at the bar and any other snack they offer.

I NEED A KEBAB!!

The Sensible One

Typically the carrier of phones/purses and anything of importance. Ends up ordering a cab home for everyone and rounding everyone up at the end of the night.

The Overly Happy One

Tells everyone how much they love them every five seconds. Spends the whole night hugging everyone and making future plans because you miss your besties sooo much and omg life is totes amazing.