– Find all the Collectibles hidden in the Gametorium. Doing so unlocks a new outfit “FANCY PANTS BLOG READER”.

FLAPPY BIRD

– Find and kill Flappy Bird.

TIMEY WIMEY

– Read blogs for over 100 Hours.

TIME IS A FACE ON THE WATER

– Mayhaps, read blogs for over 200 Hours

ALL CO-OPED UP

– Read one blog with a friend

HEY! OVER HERE!

– Revive another blog reader that has fallen asleep reading one of the lesser blogs.

ALL YOUR BLOG ARE BELONG TO US

– Find an error in a blog and report it to the proper people

DODONGO DISLIKES BLOG

– Read a blog you don’t like and destroy it with bombs – and maybe some light sword stabbing

NOT WORTH IT

– Read every blog 10 times on Dostoyevsky difficulty level.

EXECUTING PHASE SHIFT

– Read a blog that has a poor narrative structure.

LIKE, BATTLETOADS-HARD

– Print a hard copy of a blog

DON’T BE A TUNAHEAD

– Read the Maniac Mansion blog

DRY ICE

– Try to read the Superman 64 blog through all the green mist.

JEZEBEL! QUICK, TO THE SLATE SALON!

– Find something misogynistic in one of the blogs. If you are a feminist, hardcore, stop reading, you found the previous sentence sexist and likely to promote violence against women. The sentence also lacked a person of color, so it is also racist.

MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME IS ‘ATHENA’

– Be a contrarian and say something no one would ever say about a blog.