This new Coke Zero ad features James Bond drinking Coke and cruising around in his new Aston Martin, set to “Another Way to Die”, the Quantum of Solace theme song written by Jack White of the White Stripes. I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely going to see this movie. I’m also buying the soundtrack. Then I’m going to buy an Omega watch and an Armani suit and get drunk off Skyy vodka and blow my brains out all over my Ford Ka with a Walther PPK. You know, if I can afford it.

Somehow attaching the song “Another Way to Die” to a food product seems a little contrarian.

09.15.08 at 1:07 pm

chodin

Some guy, who’s really into interior decorating, told me that white, black & red is the new black & white.

09.15.08 at 1:07 pm

Michelle07

I prefer the Fanta theme song thank you very much.

“you look hot in all that plaster, drink some Fanta FASTER FASTER!!!”

09.15.08 at 1:08 pm

Burnsy

Tab just acquired the rights to Sisqo’s Thong Song.

09.15.08 at 1:09 pm

brooklyn

Thanks JoBlo.com for posting videos that don’t work. Because if there’s one thing you want to do when posting broken internet content, it’s to hammer in the name of your website over and over again so I remember.

09.15.08 at 1:10 pm

brooklyn

Thanks Vibrant for highlighting “internet content” in my last post. Because sometimes I’m sitting around on the computer and think to myself “You know what I could go for? Some internet content. If only I knew where to go to find it…”

09.15.08 at 1:11 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

*incoming transmission*

nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’!!!

*end transmission*

09.15.08 at 1:11 pm

Diremutt

In the Daniel Craig milk mustache ad, they really used foamy jizzum.

09.15.08 at 1:11 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

Get it? Because this vid is forshak, ROFLKOTAL!

09.15.08 at 1:11 pm

Madmartigan

Hmmm. Great graphic work but less enticing than the “Young Jimmy Bond” commercial for Gummy Coke Bottles.

09.15.08 at 1:15 pm

chodin

Now I may not understand much about Coke Zero and a James Bond theme, but I do know that whenever I order a Zima, Men At Work is usually blasting from the DJ.

09.15.08 at 1:17 pm

Burnsy

The video works fine, you just have to click play and then click the skip forward button.

09.15.08 at 1:19 pm

chodin

Every time I drink beer, it always reminds me of Bob Seger songs. Coincindentally, as a kid, my uncle used to beat the shit out of me while drinking beer and (get this) listening to Bob Seger songs.

09.15.08 at 1:20 pm

chodin

SLOGAN-

Coke Zero: Because James Bond isn’t named ‘Agent Fat Fuck’.

09.15.08 at 1:22 pm

GenePoolParty

Final score: Pepsi One, Coke Zero.

09.15.08 at 1:24 pm

Burnsy

Vanilla Coke: The only way you could be gayer is if you stirred it with a toddler’s dick.

09.15.08 at 1:24 pm

The Mighty Feklahr

Actually, chodin, The Mighty Feklahr understands that “diet” sodas can actually increase the urge to eat, ergo leading to weight increase instead of weight loss. It is actually better to avoid carbonated beverages of this sort altogether.

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Daniel Craig is a yIntagh pederast.

09.15.08 at 1:24 pm

chodin

I’d probably drive a Ford Ka too if I was all fucked up on Coke.

09.15.08 at 1:27 pm

Burnsy

The Ford Ka was originally introduced in Days of Thunder by Nicole Kidman’s character, who yelled, “Let me out of the Ka, Cole!”

09.15.08 at 1:30 pm

Charlie Br0nze

The “Rolex?” “Omega.” “Beautiful.” exchange in the last movie was the clumsiest, most shameless example of product placement since, well, this:

At least Roger Moore’s Rolex Submariner could also be used to unzip hot 70s starlet’s dresses.

09.15.08 at 1:38 pm

Stinky Peet

I don’t know how he managed to pull it off, but that song sounds like both every James Bond theme ever made and every White Stripes song ever made.

09.15.08 at 1:40 pm

Michelle07

You’re all a bunch of coke teases.

09.15.08 at 1:50 pm

GenePoolParty

Michelle, ahem.

09.15.08 at 1:57 pm

Donkey Hodey

I Guess I’ll Die(t Pepsi) Another Day.

09.15.08 at 1:58 pm

Michelle07

see, mine didn’t have a space in it…
…sorry
*hangs head in shame*
Oh! A penny!

09.15.08 at 2:04 pm

Guy Who Says New Up!

New Up!

09.15.08 at 3:27 pm

throneoflies

That would be a Walther P99, not a PPK, at least not recently. Sorry, but I’m going to have to deduct a few man-points for that mistake.