Never trust a white man,Never kill a Jew,Never sign a contract,Never rent a pew.Don't enlist in armies;Nor marry many wives;Never write for magazines;Never scratch your hives.Always put paper on the seat,Don't believe in wars,Keep yourself both clean and neat,Never marry whores.Never pay a blackmailer,Never go to law,Never trust a publisher,Or you'll sleep on straw.All your friends will leave youAll your friends will dieSo lead a clean and wholesome lifeAnd join them in the sky.