Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I Am More Interesting Than The Royal Wedding

I tried reading about the upcoming royal wedding but it is just the most boring thing ever. When I look at a photo of Prince William, my soul dies a little. That's Prince Charming??? You've got to be kidding me.

I have several sources close to the royal family, and they have all advised me the wedding is going to be dreadfully dull. I am boycotting any coverage about the wedding, and I am certainly not going to buy any commemorative china.

Rather than read about the nuptials of Prince Going Bald and Kate Making A Big Mistake, I just spent some extra time this morning gazing at myself in the mirror.

I love looking at myself in the mirror. I could do it all day. I am just so much more interesting than politics, royal weddings, natural disasters and even Oprah. Yes, I went there: I am more interesting than Oprah.

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