One perfectly sunny day Alice was sitting by the river feeling somewhat bored, when she spied a pink rabbit heading toward her hole. The rabbit’s face was indistinct (just two round expressionless eyes and a tiny bump of a nose), its ears were long, firm and made of TPR, a rubber-polymer blend. The small rabbit (just 3” in length, 4” including its firm tickly ears) was arched forward as if it was in a hurry and glancing at its watch. Its body and head were filled with a large bullet which could vibrate in three different intensities. Strangely the lowest setting seemed to create more rumbly movement in the rabbit than the full-throttle strength, although none of the settings were what Alice might deem overly intense.

The rabbit was sitting on a long, ribbed, pink TPR log. There was a bullet in the log too, although much smaller than the bullet in the rabbit. The log vibrated with three intensities and gyrated with an option to reverse the direction, although this was something that Alice didn’t understand: might one crave strictly a clockwise direction? Counterclockwise? To her, both directions seemed much of a muchness.

Seeing this gyrating and vibrating rabbit made Alice want to Twiddle Dee Twat and Twiddle Dee Cunt. She wished that nearby was a cock that said “eat me” but alas, all that was there to make her larger was the rabbit. The gyrations made her even more curious until at last Alice plunged the rabbit into her hole! And thus that day did Alice slay the horny beast the Jabberwocky with this pink Vorpal sword.

Overall, Alice enjoyed her adventures in Clit TinglerLand but also knew quite certainly that there were better routes to O Town. She would enjoy the occasional repeat visit to ClitTinglerLand but would also continue to enjoy many other routes to reach her destination.

Experience

The vibrations are controlled by small + and – sign push buttons on the side of its silver base, which are impossible to discern by touch once it’s inserted and your eyeballs are no longer pointed towards the controls. It has three intensity levels both for the rabbit and the main shaft; they’re separate buttons that are controlled independently. In other words, if you want your clit set to light and tingly and your pussy on full-throttle: not a problem! The button to reverse the rotation is another push button located just above the others.

The gyrations are pleasing but based on the groans it emitted (I’m quite certain ‘twas it and not I) while I squeezed my pussy muscles, that feature is unlikely to last long which turned this right back into a fairly standard rabbit vibrator. The material feels great, very fleshy and pleasing but it's ribbed which makes it fairly difficult to clean without a soft brush (nothing hard since this is TPR).

I’m not personally a huge fan of rabbit style vibrators (am I supposed to think mimicry of a small, cute and fuzzy animal is hot and sexy, something that I want to be plunging into my hole and giving me hot lovins?). The ears tickling and medium buzz of this toy is a bit too subtle for my taste. I like my cheeks to flap and my earwax to loosen up from the intensity of my toy and anything less seems a bit slow and dull! I also think with rabbit toys, it takes a bit of fussing to get everything situated exactly as one would like. I personally prefer to tease my clit, then I like to continue the teasing as I slide in the schlong and this is not something that can be done with this toy. With this rabbit I have to stop the clit tease, insert the toy, get it situated, then back to it which is a bit of a buzz kill, pun intended!

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This review was so fun to edit, I haven't seen a review writing approach like this before with kind of, a story telling aspect to it...I loved it! You answere any questions that I had about this toy with this detailed review and it was a refreshing read, thanks for sharing!

04/05/2012

js250

I love your creativeness!! I have not found a rabbit I like, personally and this one seems to not be an exception. Thanks for the review!!