Well, if flirting is lying, then that explains why people are so good at flirting. Except GAGers who are the pinnacle of honesty. As for noticing things that are not there that sounds like something that would be hard to live with after watching horror films. I'd be jumpy!

Part of me got horribly curious at the statement about boundless flirting capabilities and part of me got really werided out as I imagined a person flirting with a wall and it moving for them. I need to do more drugs.

Repulsive curiosity does sound dangerous. However curiously repulsive doesn't. Makes me want to find a Lubberkin. That said some people are indeed worse than rapidly decaying tomatoes but in their defense at least they are not rapidly decaying.