Frequent flyer psych pt (not currently suicidal/homicidal) in the waiting room becomes aggressive towards other pts, so he’s escorted to the quiet room usually used for grieving families. The triage nurse goes in to check on him 30 min later, only to find him masturbating while looking through the two-way mirror at the receptionist.

He was discharged because if you feel well enough to jerk-off, you don’t need to be seen in the ER.