A• Are you available? Yes my blogs have ad space available thanks for asking, inquire within.• What is your age? Mid-upper 30's• What annoys you? How much time do we have?Let's start withthis stomach crap i'm dealing with!

B• Do you know anyone named Billy? Only Billy Bob Jelly Bean, and that's a story for another time• When is your birthday? Feb 6.• Who is your best friend? My Hubby.

C• What's your favorite candy? Chocolate, preferably See's Bourdeaux.• Crush? Orange, please.Oh as in a boy? Um. Sawyer from Lost and Peter from Fringe.• When was the last time you cried? At a friend's funeral earlier this month.

D• Do you daydream? All the time, today it was about owning a beachhouse.• What's your favorite kind of dog? The invisible kind.• What day of the week is it? Sunday night.

E• How do you like your eggs? Over-easy, with bacon or chorizo in a tortilla.• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Too many times, and for at least 4 hours each time.• Ever pet an elephant? Yes, at the animal prison zoo, I even rode one when I was around 8.

F• Do you use fly swatters? Yes, or a newspaper, or if i'm feeling lucky, my cupped hand.• Have you ever used a foghorn? Now, why on earth would I?• Is there a fan in your room? Yes, my hubby's a fan of mine.

G• Do you chew gum? yes, peppermint only.• Do you like gummy candies? Worms, and only on special occasions.• Do you like gory movies? NO, there's nothing to laugh at.

H• How are you? A little irritated in the gastroesophogeal area, but otherwise dandy.• What's your height?. Short.• What color is your hair? Highlighted after Tuesday.

I• What's your favorite ice cream? Rocky Road or Mint Chip• Have you ever ice skated? Yes, in Miwuk a long time ago.• Ever been in an igloo? Applebee's had the AC on like -8 once, so kinda.

W• What's your worst habit? Biting my nails, pulling my grey hair out with tweezers, I can go on..• Do you like water rides? Yes, went on the Log Ride today, got drenched.• Ever been inside a windmill? No, that would be my friend Heidi.

X• Have you ever had an x-ray? Several.• Ever used a Xerox machine? I was a teacher.

Y• Do you like the color yellow? I could do without it.• What year were you born? 70's• Do you yell when you're angry? YES!

Z• Do you believe in the zodiac? yes i'm retaining water a water bearer all right.• What's your zodiac sign? I'm an Aquarius• What do you think of when you hear the word Zero? Nothing much.

I thought it was really bad that you hadn't heard a hilarious joke today, so here goes...

A local news broadcaster in the Appalachian Mountains was interviewing farmers in the area prior to the election, and asking them what they thought the chances of Barak Obama being elected were. Most of them thought he had a fair shot, a few of them were certain of his victory, but one particular farmer was adamant in his belief that it would never happen. "I'm telling you that if Barak Obama gets elected then pigs will fly."

A few months after the election, that reporter decided to follow up on the earlier story, and go back and interview that farmer again. He looked down and away from the camera and shuffled his feet when the reporter asked him if he'd like to say anything about the turn of events. "Well, there's not much I CAN say, is there? There's no denying it now. Swine flu." ;)