Cadet stories

As an august alumni of the Citadel Old Corpse er Corps there are three versions of any cadet story

1. The version you tell your mom - likely closest to what actually happened
2. The version you tell your friends - trueish
3. The version you tell your classmates other alumni and especially alumni of other similar , albeit lesser, institutions - fishermen got nothing on us telling stories. Why my 1Sgt shaved with a weed eater ... Actually I think Sir! Mr Plowman! Sir! had to use a brush hog to shave ...