SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Normally, I’m the one who does the typing in this neck of the cyberwoods. But today I’m going to switch up on you.

I’m banging away on the keyboard in the press box at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick. Well, of course. It wouldn’t be the 21st century if the place didn’t have a preposition in it.

That’s all well and good, a preposition in the name, but, if you’re a newspaper/Internet reporter, it gets a little long. In fact, we’ve already taken to occasionally calling the place Salt River Fields.

What we need is a nickname for the Rockies’ new spring-training facility. That’s where you, our loyal readers, come in. Have at it, ball fans. Send me your suggestions at jmarmstrong@denverpost.com[1].

I’ve come up with some. The Salt Shaker and The Stick, for instance. Or maybe The House That Ruth And Her Degenerate Husband Who Lost His Keyster In The Talking Stick Casino Built. Oh, wait, that’s too long. Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?

Anyway, you get the point. Now send me your suggestions or I’m walking out of this blog. I’ll review them in the next week or two, and the winner gets a prize.

What kind of prize? If you’re like me, you just won the European lottery for the 487th time, so does it really matter?