Website of the Day: "The Gyllenhall" Welcomes You to Gyllenhell

Which is the only explanation for the black hole of the Internet, the Gyllenhall, so welcome to Gyllenhell.

But what is the Gyllenhall?

Well, it’s exactly what it sounds like, a neverending hallway lined with pictures of Jake Gyllenhall. All that can be heard in the Gyllenhall, Jake’s famous line from Brokeback Mountain, which taunts you over the computer speakers:

I guess a better question is why is the Gyllenhall? What is it doing here? Why are we forced down its eternal path? The light fixtures above offer little clues to its origin. No, much like 2001: A Space Odyssey’s The Monolith, we are left to ponder the Gyllenhall and, hopefully, come out the other side evolved.