I was talking about my friend Mick's Rotweiler......although perhaps I shouldn’t refer to his girlfriend in such terms....I hope she never reads this...and if she is...Marisa, it was all said in jest darling....errrrrr .....Douggie made me say it.

I`m even more scared now C.J. and with discretion being the better part of valour I must sadly decline your kind invitation.Perhaps you might like to play a record for me on the day,that old Kenny Rogers dirge would be kinda suitable.....Coward of the county...............Have a total belter in the fresh air you smogmonsters.