I don't have a credit card so I can't buy one online, plus I'm the type of person that wants things right away. Hate waiting for stuff to get shipped does anybody know of a specific place to get one even if it's expensive?

To all the people who are all butthurt by this post I am sorry. I am sorry that this has been posted before. When I see something on the Internet that makes me laugh I immediately think to post it here to share it with everyone else. I don't think to search reddit to see if it has been posted before. The fact that this has so many upvotes tells me that lots of people have never seen it so I have done good by sharing it to them. I see now that this has been reposted several times but the only people who Care are the people who search reddit 24/7 and know every single post that has ever been submitted. You people are just the hipsters of reddit saying that you seen this picture before it was cool. I am soo sorry that I ruined your entire day by showing you a picture that you have already seen before.