Tired of the Orange County dudes with their Fauxhawks, Aviators and Lobster Enchiladas at Javiers?? This one is for them.

When you are doing some chick and are about to shoot your wad...you pull out and use careful aim to blast your man juice STRAIGHT down the part of her hair giving her her own new hairstyle...the Blowhawk!!! Chicks love it!

Last night I was pillaging this chick and to finish it off..I decided to welcome her to the OC and gave her a Blowhawk......then took her to Taco Bell! Bitch don't deserve Javier's......WHAT!!!