"Hello there, pirate man! You are on our island. We are a tribe of natives in great need of your help. All our men mysteriously disappeared, and we can't stand the loneliness! Please, let us please you!"

"Arr! I'll do my best, wenches!"

"That's a great relief to hear! Now, come with us to our village. You will be given the most luxurious bed, and you will never have to leave it."

"...Excuse me?"

"You will stay there forever! In unending ecstacy from the skills of your passionate handmaidens!"