Thanks for visiting my site. You can scroll down or click on the tabs or you can just stare at the screen for a while. I’ll be touring Canada and America in November and December. Tickets are available under the “Tour” tab. If you want to book me for a show, you can contact my agent. His name is Nick Nuciforo. He is at 310-273-6700 and NuciforoN@unitedtalent.com.

She was beautiful. There was no doubt about that. She was also intelligent. There was some doubt about that. My first doubts arose when I saw the tattoo she had on the small of her back. There was a spelling mistake in it. When I told her this she smiled and began to cry. I said, “What’s wrong?” She sobbed and said, “I didn’t know I had a tattoo on my back.” We embraced, and in that instant the whole world seemed to shrink, not by much – only slightly, but enough to notice. It definitely seemed smaller. As I rested my chin on her shoulder and my hand on her face, I noticed that she had a tattoo on ear as well. It said “Shhhhh”, so I didn’t mention it.