It's as foreign to me as it is to anyone else. I think it's kinda like this: we're basically boyfriend/girlfriend but we both got out of long relationships not long ago and seem to be afraid of the titles and on top of that she lives in Simi and I really only see her once or twice a week. If that helps add any clarity.

Not new as such. I've posted here a few times and have been meaning to come to a meeting since March, but haven't been able to for a variety of reasons. But it is true that I'm not an official member as of yet.

Feel the thrills
experience the chills
dance a funky dance
while wearing no pance