"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first …

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Hilarious Broken Leg Humor

Phones these days are so expensive... : If you fall and hear a crack, you hope you broke your leg.

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Two men, both with a broken leg, meet each other. One asks: "Crashed Ice race also?", the other answers: "No, afterparty."

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“Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between your legs.”
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