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lunch rushes wouldn't be a thing under communism
people would actually try and there would be no question of "affording" a massive workforce to work lunch and scheduling people's lunches
and then resources would actually be put into robots supplying the lunch

So I'm high right now, just hit a pipe with my brother and a joint with my 2 sisters in law... And now I'm chilling on my bed, with the wife asleep and I'm eating all of her chocolate. This shits good. There's nuts inside of them haha! Deep nuts, deep chocolate nuts hahahahaha! I been high every night this week. I wonder if I should watch hardcore Henry... Or lord of the rings.... Or John wick... Ooooh fight club. I got work in the morning and I'm talking shit on a site I don't know coz I'm high... I can do a good bane impersonation. My son calls smurfs, SNURFS.... Omg that's hilarious. I wish I had a cat right now. He'd be trolling tf out me though. Cats do that guys, they know exactly what they're doing each of them have lived nine lives prior to their actual age, they beat us with experience guys. That's why they're so smart.

Once upon a time I was chilling with my friend, smoking. He hands me a joint of salvia and I'm toking away, 3 drags pass ya know. Next minute I'm coming out of an absolute mong out, realised I had smoked the entire joint and was fucking stoned. Passed the kills to him and he was in hysterical laughter for what felt like an eternity.

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