Constance Jablonski And Kate Hudson At Golden Heart Awards Dinner

Blond lovelies Kate Hudson and Constance Jablonski were looking chesty as hell at the Golden Heart Awards dinner. When you are a hot famous person, you spend half of your time going to awards and fancy dinners. It gives you a chance to show off some massive cleav and that's exactly what these two ladies did. Kate is looking hot as ever. I was forced over the weekend to watch one of her movies from ten years ago and she looks as sexy now as she did back then. It helps that she often wears dresses like the plunging neckline ensemble she had on at the awards. Only some sticky tape and sheer will power is keeping her from having a major wardrobe malfunction. Meanwhile, Constance had on a little sheer number that gave us a bit of a peek at her jubblies beneath. What a set of knockers Constance has. As the philosopher Wayne Campbell once said, "She'd give a dog a bone."

I need to start getting invites to these kinds of parties so I can mingle with the beautiful people and check out their jugs. I'd be discreet about it. After all, I'm a gentleman.Â