Couldn't come up with anything interesting at the moment but here, just to give it a little boost:

Papa, Archive and Smurfette: *follows*Memette: *strolls around the village*

NOTE that Memette is a smurfette that came in my mind somehow, she should have brown hair, wear a black smurf hat with a white bunny rabbit head on the front, a black shirt and blue pants. She should be very interested in internet memes, and is very affectionate to all other smurfs.
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-05-201206:32 PM:

AT THE SMURFLINGS KINDERGARDEN:

Smurfette: Where are all the Smurflings?

Tabby: Nat?

Archive: Slouchy? Snappy?

Sassette: *emerges from under a table* You have to help! Storks are invading...

Memette: Oh No! But Storks are nice?

Sassette: How about one with red eyes?
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-201206:59 PM:

Archive: Sportette, you are a psycho...no offense!Sportette: Oh yeah, wanna start a fight?Memette: *pops out from bushes* Don't do it Sportette, IT WAS ALL YOU!!Sportette: Shut up! *whacks Memette with claw hammer*Memette: OWW!! One day I will whack you with a LOL INTERNET CAR THAT RONALD MCDONALD USES!Sportette: Stupid.Archive: Don't mess with my baby, and my life every again!Sportette: Wanna mess?Archive: Why not, you started it...so I'll mess you back!Hefty: Stay away from my girl!
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-201208:27 PM:

Archive: Stop it...bloody stop it!Smurfette: *parts in on Archive's side* TAKE THAT CHAINSAW DOWN OR YOU WILL BE CALLED ON TO 911!Archive: To be in Sing-Sing for 20,000 years!*in Memette's small headquarters*Memette: I know what I'm going to do!!! *grabs a toaster* You know what they say...ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST!!! *prepares to violently throw it at Sportette anonymously from behind*
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-201208:29 PM:

LOL, i love how Sportette creates the antagonizing characteristics on the RPGs. Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-201208:32 PM:

Brainy: Oh god, this doesn't look so good!!! A whole gang of smurfs to war!!! Archive, Smurfette, Sportette, Hefty and Memette....that is pretty big! I have to report Papa Smurf!*fight continues*Brainy: *arrives at Papa Smurf* PAPA SMURF I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!Papa: What is it, Brainy?
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-201208:56 PM:

Brainy: Who's side are you on! It's a war!

Papa: Brainy....you have to stop this!

Brainy: Naaaahhh, besides I need some entertainment. *grabs smurfettes arm and pulls her away* GET BACK INTO YOUR ROOM!

Memette: *tear gasses Sportette and Hefty*Sportette: *starts crying*Hefty: WAAAAAH!!!!Smurfette: *takes the baby back from Sportette and runs very fast with Archive*Archive: *runs fast too**Sportette and Hefty didn't notice because they were crying because of the tear gas*
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-08-201207:06 AM:

Sportette:it burns!*starts laughing and crying them stops crying* all better