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Name: ShinjiOrientation: Straight... I thinkAlso known as: IdiotOccupation: EVA pilotHobbies: SDAT, playing cello, masturbatingComments: Um... I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to put here... It's probably pointless anyway. Nobody ever responds to these. I just want someone to talk to since Father won't pay attention to me, I can't look at Rei anymore, aThis profile has been monitored. For security purposes, these comments have been terminated.

Name: AsukaOrientation: StraightAlso known as: CaptainOccupation: Pilot of the first real EvangelionHobbies: Yelling at that idiot Shinji, hiding my true feelingsComments: You're lucky enough to be reading my dating profile, which means you're smart enough to acknowledge my superiority. That's a start! But are you grown-up enough to handle me?

Name: MisatoOrientation: Just because I got drunk and screwed Ritsuko one time does not mean I'm into women!Also known as: That purple-haired slutOccupation: CLASSIFIEDHobbies: Beer, penguinery, forcing children into awkward and dangerous situationsComments: I'm looking for someone who I'll only realize too late is just like my father. Actually, I'm 29 and pretty desperate, so I'm really willing to settle for pretty much anything. Cooking skills are a plus.

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Name: MariOrientation: I'll take whatever I can get! ^_~Also known as: Glasses GirlOccupation: Stylized brunetteHobbies: Sneezing, "accidentally" shoving my boobs in your faceComments: Woah, this is so exciting! Posting a profile on a dating site is just as fun as I hoped it'd be! The character limit's a bit restrictive, but I don't care because I'm having so much fun! I'm looking for someone who smells good and enjoys having people fall on or near him. Configure thought pattern to FUN!

Name: KaworuOrientation: CLASSIFIEDAlso known as: TabrisOccupation: Final MessengerHobbies: Humming "Ode to Joy", strangling catsComments: Still browsing profiles? You never change. I am a boy seeking a Lilim. These dating websites are very convenient, are they not? I feel they are the epitome of the Lilim culture. I look forward to meeting you, lover.

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Awesomely Shitty-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity

Seconded on "needs more characters"! Do ones for Gendo and Fuyutsuki: I have a feeling Hyuuga might use his computer-fu to sign 'em for something like this, as a prank (and he can probably cover his tracks very well).

Yes, Gendo being left out is a terrible omission. I recommend you put Gendo, Maya, Aoba and Kaji in batch two.

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Occupation: Pointing cameras at people and spying on girls then selling their pictures.

Hobbies: Electronics, Gundam, Cameras, Peeping

Comments: Seeking a video camera with high resolution, portability and long battery life. Must also like long walks on the beach. I also have a fetish for fancy buttons and keys.

Seize the day.....by the throat....I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -DefectronOur plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus

And I love how Kaworu's orientation is CLASSIFIED. It's one of those "I think it's funnier than it really is." things.

"Why do you foolish Lilin assume you can control me? 'Cause youcan'tcontrolme!" - My take on the relationship between SEELE and Kaworu"[Eva] is a story where the main character witnesses many horrors with his own eyes, but still tries to stand up again.It is a story of will; a story of moving forward, if only just a little." - Hideaki Anno

I Love it, especially the tasty flavor text at the endActually the EVA04 orientation wasn't unfitting even if , it made him seem like a Mama's boy with a sports fetish, I thought you were making some sort of joke about that

THIS THREAD NEEDS MOAR Kaji!

Meh, I guess so, but whoever makes his profile should note that he only goes for busty purple themed alcoholics, and feminine pilotboys...and watermelons, watermelons of course^^;

Thanks, we really did need a Pen^2 profile, it wouldn't have been fair to discriminate against him now, would it? I love the ATE bit at the end but doesn't that mean that Asuka's going to take away his net soon?

It's a trap!|Saigo no shisha seitenkanGenderbending is an important part of any fandom and must be taken very seriously. ZapalacX If you ever say that name again, I will hunt you down and neuter you with a spork.Sailor Star Dust *cue Shinji's bloodcurling girly scream* LiLileave my innocent Shinjiko thread alone!ReichuAsuka would be the one going "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS, BAKA!!!!" while of course in appropriate dress and, *cough, gulp, snort*, with a certain strapped on accessory THE Hal E. Burton 9000