During a violent electrical storm, a space-travelling metal cockerel crash-lands in a chicken farmer’s field. He brings with him the grand promise of a technical innovation unknown on earth – electric eggs! Such is the power of these eggs, they will solve the planet’s energy crisis foreverâ€¦

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Birds do it.
Bees do it.
Even sentimental fleas do it.
Let’s do it.
Let’s fall in love.
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There must have been sparks flying when the chicken parents were getting it on.

Drats! Davezilla has uncovered the United States Government’s newest experimental weaponry…Chickens of Mass Destruction. You see the plot original was to sneak chickens into Canada. Yet the undercover agents appearing as “cheap meds” tourists were foiled by the border patrol. For some unanswered reasons one agent was detained for several hours upon the inspection of 3 live chickens stuck down his pants.

Alas, the plot to force Canada into moving North was foiled…but not until it was discovered that the chickens could still be snuck into Canada in pre-chicken style…eggs! However in accordance with government standards a High Voltage sticker needed to be applied to each and every box of eggs. (You will soon see these signs in your local market.)

[Insert mad maniacal laughter here!] Now, our plan …oops, I mean the governments plan…. is in place. Soon Canadians will be forced to move North! [More laughter] No one can stop me!!!!!!….um, please ignore that last statement, thank you!