So, apparently the knitter stuck around for an extra year or few in the relationship? (Supposedly after a sweater is completed for the significant other, the relationship is doomed to end…. This "old wive's tale" is why I have an afghan that measures 6 feet by 8 feet, currently…. it isn't finished yet, wife won't make a sweater (thank gods) but apparently fears the same result with the afghan. I'm just happy I'm allowed to use it while it is still a work in progress.)

hmmm…. wearing it is totally possible; however, I thought it'd just get used as a blanket by everyone who sits on my corner sectional, and eventually everyone who sits in my living room—-at the same time!

EDIT: I bet that my afghan is easier to put on than that crazy body suit that only has one way in/out

I have a couple of those British sweaters. Bought from a military surplus store for about 15€ each. Excellent stuff and i think they look good. That dude needs to ditch the glasses and white shirt, though..