*Eating teacakes and mushrooms will affect your height.*Clean all oil lamps, on the chance there's a genie in it.*To properly brush your hair you will need a dingle hopper fork.*Tigers are best friends.*Dancing with a strange man in a forest by yourself is perfectly acceptable.

"My conscience is clear.
I have done nothing illegal, I have my rights.
And I intend to keep on biggering and biggering
and turning more Truffula trees into Thneeds!
And nothing is going to stop me!"gif credit

*if you drink a bottle that says "drink me" you shrink
*if you eat a cake that says "eat me" you will grow
*cats can talk and vanish
*if you follow a rabbit in a waist coat you will fall down a hole into wonderland

*Strange voodoo ladies who live in the Bayou and sing songs can tell you what you need*Stars appear out of nowhere when a firefly dies*Shadowmen turn princes into frogs by taking their blood*10,000 years will give you a crick in the neck*Magic sand caves shaped like tigers will appear when a jeweled scarab beetle is placed in the sand*Wardrobes take you to places where there are White Witches, Lions that are true kings, and stone people turn to normal when said Lion breathes on them*You can become a princess by putting on a glass slipper*Chipmunks have New York accents