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On December 7, Tech N9ne brings you The Gift Of Rap 2012 at the Independence Events Center, which features special guests Krizz Kaliko, Kutt Calhoun, Rittz, and E-40.

This may seem like just another Tech show, but it’s far from that.

This show is much more important than you may think.

Don’t believe us? Here’s 5 reasons why you NEED to be at The Gift Of Rap 2012:

#5. Free Food? Where?!

As you may know, 10 VIP Package purchasers will be randomly chosen to win a suite party, catered by Gates BBQ, with Tech N9ne and Strange Music. For many, this opportunity to kick it with their favorite artists is a dream come true; a surreal experience, and honestly, who’s gonna pass up a free meal?

#4. Doomsday?

Some people say it’s just a ridiculous conspiracy, that there is no real evidence. Well, those people are wrong. Sorry everyone, but it seems the Earth has had enough. On December 21, our world will end. The good news, however, is that you still have a chance to see Tech N9ne and his crew kill it on stage! If you ever want to see Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko, Rittz, Kutt Calhoun, or E-40 perform again, we strongly suggest you attend The Gift Of Rap 2012. Seriously, you have nothing to lose…time to live it up in the last month of humanity!

#3. White Jesus Is In The Building!

So, the whole 2012 thing probably has some of you freaked out. Don’t worry, it’s understandable. The whole month of December is open season for catastrophic events to occur. Well, Rittz will be in the building on December 7, so the best way to stay safe is to head over to the Independence Events Center where all in attendance will be protected by White Jesus himself!

On top of that, we’re going to pick one lucky ticket or VIP purchaser to win a Rittz Prize Package, including:

An autographed copy of White Jesus: Revival

An autographed Rittz poster

1 Rittz t-shirt

1 Rittz beanie

WOW! ‘Tis the season indeed! You’re going to be kicking yourself if you don’t make it out to this show!

#2. Ooh! Areola!

Fellas, wanna see some skin without wasting your last paycheck at a strip joint? Ladies, we know you wanna let loose and “flash like it’s Mardi Gras” without worrying about being judged…or being arrested. Well, here’s your chance!

#1. Clear Your Name From Santa’s Naughty List!

Were you nice this year, or were you naughty? Most of you were probably naughty. No need to worry, though. By simply purchasing your Gift Of Rap ticket, you will be contributing to charity. The event also gives you the opportunity to donate even more to the Love Fund For Children and Harvesters: The Community Food Network. This is your last chance to make sure you don’t get coal in your stockings!