New Rule: If you get busted for having sex with a horse...and then a year and a half later, you decide, you know what, I'd like to have sex with a horse again......pick a different horse! Play the field, literally! I'm just saying, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Not to give you any ideas. - Bill Maher

Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?

catchow:Why bother with lube? I mean, have you ever taken close look at horse apples coming out or sitting on the ground? They can be the size of softballs. And the probe that veterinarians insert into the rectum to stimulate ejaculation when collecting semen from stud horses is plenty bigger than a puny human member. Probably the horse never even knew he was back there. Why else would a stallion not kick the living bejeesus out of his buggerer?

Um, I think the horse-farker is a bottom. redsquid tried to be delicate.

I was banned for a few day for forgetting to put NSFWon the video below. SO the video below ,even though taken at work is NOT SAFE FOR WORK okayNSFW but very interesting on why a person would really not want to be mounted by a horse unless said horse is drugged and his "horsehood" just kinda falls out. But other than thatNSFW video okay NSFW