What if this article was about the print left by your actual asshole? Now that would be an interesting article - it could enumerate differences and explain how each person has a unique print, kind of like fingers.

What if this article was about the print left by your actual asshole? Now that would be an interesting article - it could enumerate differences and explain how each person has a unique print, kind of like fingers.

What if this article was about the print left by your actual asshole? Now that would be an interesting article - it could enumerate differences and explain how each person has a unique print, kind of like fingers.

That would be more of an "assholeprint," as in fingerprint, footprint, or thumbprint, unless your asshole has a foot.