From the internet mischief-maker who bought you the "Knock Knock Hijack", in which he ran away with a friend's Facebook joke to hilarious effect, and "Hotel Graffiti", a series of peculiar messages hidden in hotel rooms around the world, comes "But... You’re a Horse", a collection of pranks, anecdotes and gags that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover of the book containing them.

This book tells the story of one man’s extraordinary life, where he is thrust from sublime to equally ridiculous situations by an unknown force to eventually learn the inner workings of the universe. Prologue and Chapter 1

It is 2 weeks until Bella comes to Forks and the Cullen's aren't doing much. That is until Alice sees a vision of 4 books waiting outside their door step that are about their future. Read to find out Edward's reaction to his mate, Alice's new best friend and Rosalie's reaction to having a human joining her family.

Venia is the scholarship pupil at Gerrand Broder private school. She's not exactly what you'd call rich and her bag is certainly not gucci, so she's not the kind of girl to mess with. Well, that's what the rich kids think...

Takashi Hirano is an african american kid whose biggest dreams is to become a ninja, but all hell broke loose when they have a new master, two mermaids, and a daily dose of comedy that don't make any sense!

Chapters 1 & 2 of my forthcoming book Spigworth Pond to whet the appetite.
SPIGWORTH POND, A SYNOPSIS
It was the evening of the 15th of June 1975. All over the United Kingdom, excited anglers waited for the stroke of midnight before they could make their first casts into the murky depths of piscatorial bliss. For the 16th of June is the beginning of a new coarse fishing season, a nine-month period during which anglers can unwind after a week of hard work and feel at one with nature and the beautiful British countryside, feeling normal again. Normal everywhere, except for Spigworth Pond!
Some folk view anglers as eccentric, and most angling clubs have their oddball characters, none more so than the Spinfield Coarse Angling Club. Follow the less than normal antics of carp anglers Jed, Rick and Will, and Walter Wigmore who thinks he is Mr Crabtree, but hardly ever catches anything.
Spigworth Pond, an angling book with a difference, guaranteed to make you titter during the blank hours. Careful you don’t laugh too much though, or you may miss a bite!

‘Man In Debt’ is a novella-length piece in fourteen chapters. Largely in correspondence form, it concerns a battle involving a wily borrower, his lender and their two firms of lawyers. The principals move from hostility to quasi-friendliness. Their legal representatives go the opposite way, with farcical results.

Nathan didn't think much about his life. Or the afterlife. But when he found a calculator that told him his soul's current state, he decided to change for the better. And drag his two best friends with him too.

Victoria, Liam and Harry Jones have a big secret. They are wizards but when Vicky's best friend and boyfriend find out her secret. There is hurtness and lies. Will Vicky be able to trust her friend and boyfriend with her big secret?
Read on and find out
Book 1 out of 3

When the hapless (and chap-less) Bob Bobbins inherits his fake dead grandmother’s estate, he is handed the keys to a rather exclusive business, ‘Madame Bob’s High Fashion.’ Unfortunately, that business happens to be based in the treacherous world of high fashion, a world where murder is considered a far less distasteful act than poor taste.
Can Bob, with the help of his inherited staff, avoid the murderous overtures of the Fashion Assassin, defeat the pluming peacocks that are the Fashion Union (F.U), avoid the relentless sleuthing of Detective Dan, and find the courage to save the day, and win the girl (who may or may not wish to be won)?
Bad Business is an irreverent fantasy, kind of, which pokes fun (not physically) at government administration, the legal system, unions, fashion, consultants, and others. Set in the mischievous city of Titan, Bob must overcome vampire prosecutors, cross-dressing judges, leprechaun refund officers, trendy dwarves, street corner consultants, a democratically elected despot, a grapevine that will not shut up, and a rather large elephant in his room.