Okay, this game is pretty simple. I'm going to describe a scene from a non-existent movie/story/what have you. I'll set up an interesting situation and YOU come in and deliver a witty one liner that fits. After I get a few entries, I'll judge the winner and award a point! Then we'll go on to the next scenario. The scenario's will be everything from mundane situations to bizarre fantasy/sci-fi/horror scenarios. The crazier line you can think up, the better!

Ready, to begin? Alright!

Scenario One

The Old Wise Man stands in front of an ancient, ominous-looking door that magically floats several inches off the ground. Runes in a long-dead language inscribed on the wood glow with a dark energy.

Turning to the party, the man looks at them gravely. "Before you lies the gateway to Aldara, the only place to find the item which you seek. It's a twisted, evil dimension full of madness and chaos, where only the most brave (or crazy) of souls dare visit!"

This one was tough, a neat crop of entries. ER, I admire your neat cultural reference, although I have to admit as a Gentile I had to look up what gefilte fish was. Also, sure how the ball gown discussion got in here, but the girl in the photo's cute, so we won't complain. Indiana, liked your outside the box thinking. Chainsaw, I'm sure we've all felt that way!