Saturday, 30 July 2016

Mad dream

Last night in a dream I was back in the road I grew up in, I haven't lived here since 1983. I was in trouble because the Yardies were after me, in fact one was shooting at me and I was a scared. By this time the road had become a river so I dived under and swam away. I emerged at the corner and after weighing up my options legged it to a friends front door. His father opened it, welcomed me warmly and invited me in. He looked different which isn't a surprise as the whole family's ethnicity had changed and they were now Afro-Caribbean. My friend wasn't in which wasn't too much of a surprise as he would have left home about thirty years ago. Instead there were about eight young kids who were getting ready to go to school. Curtley Ambrose was there too and he wasn't afraid of the Yardies so offered to escort me to safety...

There must be a website somewhere that would interpret that lot for me but it would almost certainly be bollocks and I don't think I want to know anyway.