The Infinitely Boring Cuteness Project

Our first polychromatic entry in the ICP seems less than thrilled with the honor: “Our infinitely cute lovebird Gubi was enjoying some laptop heat while I was browsing CO,” writes Claus G. “He wasn’t too pleased with all the cats, so he yawned a bit and eventually fell asleep.”

first thing I thought was “the parrot is DEAD. it is no more! He has ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff, bereft of life and rests in peace! His metabolic processes are now history! he’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! ”
but then I’m a shameless Python fan…