First Lady Michelle Obama is expected to announce . . . a major new initiative that would place up to 5,000 salad bars in public schools nationwide, despite uncertainties over how local health inspectors might treat those salad bars and USDA nutrition-tracking rules that could prove a major impediment.

Here she can been seen choking down a greaseburger taking a break from the hard work of putting salad bars in schools and improving people's lives. Let's take this Teaching Moment to heart and review the list of Michelle Obama approved hamburgers.