The reviews aren’t good for Total Recall, but critics are raving about Kaitlyn Leeb! By “critics,” of course, we mean regular guys who demanded the PG-13 remake paid tribute to the 1990 original with another memorable scene with a three-breasted hooker. Now it turns out that the PG-13 film actually has Kaitlyn baring her three nipples! It probably helps that none of her three boobies are real. Fans still won’t be disappointed at Kaitlyn’s amazing display of state-of-the-art special effects. And never mind if it doesn’t make any sense for there to be a three-breasted hooker when the remake doesn’t even take place on Mars. Let’s keep our priorities straight. [image credit: magnetofon]

And speaking of keeping things straight: We have pics of Kaitlyn at Comic Con in all her Total Recall glory, plus more that show off how Kaitlyn looks just fine with only two breasts. There are also hot stills from her sexy love scene in Wrong Turn 2—and there’s even more from Wrong Turn 2 in this Kaitlyn gallery! We also have pics paying tribute to actress Lycia Naff as the original triple-threat babe in 1990. We’re very happy to see TMZ quoting Lycia quoted as being very approving of Kaitlyn taking up the torch in this new Total Recall. We’re even happier to see Lycia endorsing the PG-13 nudity. As Lycia explains to TMZ, it’s a shame to cover up “those little chocolatey nuggets.” Somebody reboot Lycia’s career!