Alliances
GOAT is open to Alliances with darkness, delicious delectable evil and a side dish of hot sauce. The actual alliances in the game are a frictionless lie propagated by those who wish to remain in power. Fortunately, we’ve killed those people and ate their liver. Really though I’d totally align myself with you.
Understand we are a causal yet hardcore guild. What does that mean? It means we go hard on comp nights, easy listening mode on theme nights and yet always have a thirst for blood burning in our veins on a nightly basis. Come and play. You’ll enjoy what you find here…

The Mission
Thunder booms overhead. The rain is to the north today. The wind blowing toward us which is in our favor. Our enemies shall not sense our presence. Too foolhardy to even understand our vast and excruciating attention to details such as armor clipping or wandering Charrbury tales. Very different from duck tales I assure you. No. On this day, we take the borderlands back. This is our home. Our story. Will you be a partner to our chapter headings? Or will you merely be an annotated line stitched across our appendix? Choose wisely.
How the guild operates
Each night we gather together around a small bonfire telling us about the vanities, what we found in our toast this morning. One time I found a spiritual leader in there. Squeezing that person daily absolutely left us with a beverage we could then sell at a premium price at our local Kmart. Once we had guild builds and then I printed them out, put those in a large dump truck, put the guild member who habitually showed up late in the driver seat and sent that into a ravine.

How you fit in
We need the strange, the weary, those who are brand new and willing to learn, folks who are looking for a long term home and community. My guild isn't for everyone. We are the outcasts from society, those on the fringe edge of the village that others look to for wisdom and guidance. My GOATs are more than just guild members. I consider them part of my clan. Bonded by laughter, emblazoned with the madness that is being free to do what you do best. Scouts are very welcome, those who prioritize the Home Borderland and understand morale boosting for a team are necessary. Plus I help people refine their sins into a weapon capable of great deeds and even more loosely acceptable social mores like leather chaps.

Requirements and Information
• · We use Discord as our main communication tool (Voice and Text)
• · All players welcome regardless of background, class or experience
• · We have information on Builds available yet we won’t share them outside of a small group of people who routinely engage in the Guild Dungeon
• · All members should be 18+ or understand that this is a mature environment
• · WvW/SPVP/Open World/Fractals/Fashion Wars are our only forms for content. kitten, that’s like everything in the game.

We offer to you
• · We combine efforts with other guilds in order to provide a better experience and also to prevent burnout among our commanders
• · Training on a nightly basis assuming we aren't arguing over which color commander tag to use
• · Long term veteran PVP players who are willing to not be unruly jerks and yet still win fights
• · Guild members who understand that we are all busy individuals and still want to enjoy having a great time together in a competitive game mode
• · Havoc within WvW to determine who can possibly wind up wearing the least amount of clothing while not dying (on havoc nights you can absolutely bring whatever class you like!)
• · Organized chaos that leaves a sweet taste of honey and necromancy on the lips. It tends to give off a strange odor but will also numb you to the pain of balance issues

What you bring to the table
• · Burning desire to succeed despite adversity, lag, clicking your skills (please for the love of Nyarlathotep don’t do this)
• · RPing in a varying and stimulating manner on various occasions where it is obviously inappropriate. Possible not even legal. We generally ask that our enemies RP as loot.
• · An open mind understanding that with changes to the stats, game and meta we will need to revamp our comp from time to time. GW2 is not a grind based game (thankfully) so this isn’t as bad as other games.
• · Be active. I cannot stress this enough. You can always join the Discord if you just like us for the social aspects. I expect people in the game to be involved.
• · Ridiculous amounts of humor. I take PVP and WvW seriously yet we are complete goofballs. We like to have a good time.
• · Toast
• · Wait, I'm gluten free now. kitten. Okay, give someone else the toast.

Rules
1. Harassment of other members will not be tolerated.
2. This is an inclusive guild (I'm a family man myself and I identify as part of the LGBTQIA community.)
3. Please be active! This includes either text based chat or voice.
4. If you want something specific done in game be willing to lead it yourself.
5. Enjoy yourself.

**Contact: **
In Game: Fatherbliss.4701 (Guild Leader), Neonstorm.1397 (PVP Lead), Terrorscream.5289 (Guild recruiting Officer and WvW commander), Catryona.9280 (PVE lead Officer)
Thank you and may the gods enable you to enjoy both leather and lace in the privacy of your own home.

@logancoe.3268 said:
I am just JUST rejoining the game after years and years and im looking for a guild let me know! i will most likely need some help but mostly looking for fun people to hang with while i play.

Sounds good! Hit me up in game and we can chat. Another satisfied customer!

{GOAT] is looking for TC people to have fun with. We are getting organized more for WvW, as was shown last night against NSP's superior numbers. If you want to make a difference in WVW AND HAVE FUN in comms - [GOAT] is the guild for you.

Join us this week as we explore the nuances of being a pirate in an enclosed space with only enough water to support a small raft, surrounded on all sides by walls. Also, what to do with a guild leader who insists that goats are the perfect animal capable of great wisdom while climbing mountain ranges.

Even our screen shots are casual. What we are missing in the grandest sense of the mysterious is you. All beards welcome. Anyone not already equipped with a beard shall have one supplied upon entry. Generally from some lurking being in the Mists who will carry your bags.

Probably the best way to get to know us is through our Discord. The problem with that is we have had to institutionalize the last three potential candidates after a heated debate about charr vs. asura.

One time I played a build that didn't rely on condition damage. Fortunately, I realized my mistake quickly. I had logged onto an old character that hadn't been updated yet! Now that I've come to accept Condisius as our savior, my life has been so much improved. Won't you join us so that we may show you the way?

Holy kitten PEOPLE. Tonight we are leading the charge on EBG. I don't know about you but that gets me all itchy inside and makes me want to eat spaghetti. I hate eating alone. You know what that means. JOIN. Even if you just ridicule us in Discord. It is there we hold our secret ceremonies daily.

Seeking the best and brightest who can then be used as a funnel for enemy tears to directly, discreetly, formally bring the liquid gold cash to your doorstep. Just don't tell the manufacturers of the Choya hammer that it is without a doubt the best tool ever. They'll get all uppity and no one wants that.

I don't know about you but I plan on celebrating National Taco day with my friends tonight. That could include you. Or you could wisely stay away because our methane production labs are going FULL STEAM.

We've recently replaced all guardians with a potted shrubbery named Ed. So far the enemy doesn't seem to have noticed. Tune in next week for the final conclusion where we'll examine how condition skills can be applied to your thighs in order to reduce weight gain.

We have an overabundance of chocolate that is often liberally applied to...I mean hello there! One of my favorite activities is finding new ways to combine old classes together, forming large robots that emit soundwaves capable of altering brain chemistry. Join today to find out these gaming secrets!

Interesting. I've been waiting for a long time to be able to transfer to Tarnished Coast and have been looking around for a good guild to join up with as I'm way out of practice after picking the game back up. As long as you don't mind a casual player with not as much free time to play, this sounds up my alley. I'm sort of worried about my relative skill after being away for so long, though.

@Mouse.3271 said:
Interesting. I've been waiting for a long time to be able to transfer to Tarnished Coast and have been looking around for a good guild to join up with as I'm way out of practice after picking the game back up. As long as you don't mind a casual player with not as much free time to play, this sounds up my alley. I'm sort of worried about my relative skill after being away for so long, though.

Howdy Mouse! Absolutely. I have a number of players who attend events when they can and touch base through Discord or guild chat to be social. My two main officers stepped back in earlier this year after being away for three years. I would actually say predominantly the people in my guild are either brand new or returning players. We often joke that this is where guild leaders go to retire. I believe I'm up to 8 souls who used to lead big guilds on the server back in the day. Come along and check us out! TC has changed quite a bit and yet it is still the server I love to call home.

Transferred to Tarnished Coast before it closed just to be able to run with the herd. Now with work clearing up a bit I will be able to take the plunge into WvW. I'm about as skilled as a sack of potatoes when it comes to any sort of PvP in this game, but this guild sounds like a riot. If you don't mind me being a casual player I look forward to join up with the guild.

@Bungledorf.5340 said:
Transferred to Tarnished Coast before it closed just to be able to run with the herd. Now with work clearing up a bit I will be able to take the plunge into WvW. I'm about as skilled as a sack of potatoes when it comes to any sort of PvP in this game, but this guild sounds like a riot. If you don't mind me being a casual player I look forward to join up with the guild.

I've noticed you in the Discord! We'll add you tonight and get you sorted right quick. Fortunately I have uses for potatoes. I mean I am Irish after all. Welcome to the herd! Mind the leavings. The maid service doesn't come until Wednesday.

@OldSchool.4268 said:
Have any room for old farts? I'll be keeping an eye on you.

Of course! I'm 41 myself. The youngest in the guild is 18 and the eldest is over 50. I've got a pretty big mix across the board. The average age is probably late 20s/early 30s. Hit me up in game if you want. You can always give us a try for awhile and see what you think too.