Down here we don't take much seriously and like to have a laugh. Although your question was asked in good faith, a lot of the answers you'll get are not going to be at the same level of seriousness you intended.

I'll get the ball rolling:

For a living I punch garden gnomes in the face and after hours I volunteer for a charity organisation that pokes fun at vacuum cleaner salesmen.

(I can guarantee you that won't be the silliest answer you get to your question. But that's how we roll in the OT Forum).

Down here we don't take much seriously and like to have a laugh. Although your question was asked in good faith, a lot of the answers you'll get are not going to be at the same level of seriousness you intended.

I'll get the ball rolling:

For a living I punch garden gnomes in the face and after hours I volunteer for a charity organisation that pokes fun at vacuum cleaner salesmen.

(I can guarantee you that won't be the silliest answer you get to your question. But that's how we roll in the OT Forum).

For a living I punch garden gnomes in the face and after hours I volunteer for a charity organisation that pokes fun at vacuum cleaner salesmen..

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I run the organization that pokes fun at Vacuum Cleaner Salesmen

That's noth'in, l am putting together an IPO, for my new company, "The Poke and Vac Corporation".

I already have massive funding, from disgruntled home owners who have had sweaty, overweight, sloppy and with an evil grin vacuum cleaner salesmen put their foot in their doors, and try to sell them one.

We are also moving into a new field, "vacuum security are us" where we have 4 drones circling the house, each with a HD camera and box of donuts, (we have found through testing, that a carrot is better than electrocution).

My names ember and I think my mom was possessed by the devil when she tried to feed me castor oil also the orbs harass me and I am stalked by squidaleons and alternate futures try to kill me on a daily basis. Im not crazy but the government totally took away all my rights and left me unemployable and badly bruised with a head injury I owe 10K to UCSD hospital. I want to file a lawsuits for a living and make a killing without being murdered.

I shouldnt have invented the flux capacitor tiny.cc/faradayrim because the government is now time controlling my life.

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