Clever. I suppose at this point there's no harm in saying I was the anon. I failed to follow my own advice, and now the ending's spoiled for me. Well, nobody plays Fallout for the story.

Actual spoiler alert: It turns out my bullshit spoiler was actually true. I swear to god, I had no idea that was the actual ending. I just made it up based on some speculation I heard a month ago, I didn't think Bethesda would go this route. In my defense, it was pretty predictable.