The romance novel cover model has an 18-minute video on Feeln.com where he casually spreads out on a bearskin rug, drinks some bubbly and cuddles a few cats. A 3-minute sample of the romantic video can be viewed above.

While most of the video shows Fabio reclining comfortably while occasionally rubbing his thigh, he also gives you, his date, plenty of compliments such as, "You make me want to be a better man."

Are you turned on yet?

The fire roaring in the background isn't the only thing that makes this video reminiscent of a yule log video. It's mostly the fact that Fabio barely moves for the majority of the video, while simultaneously making you feel a little mix of boredom and anxiety.

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