Dreams

27May

So…uh…I had a really strange dream last night…

Ok, so, I was in my parents backyard, right? And my mom was there, like gardening or something. There was this monster bush/tree thing growing on the fence between our yard and the neighbours. It had massive tomatoes the size of my head and normal sized rotten (like literally rotting) green peppers growing on it. So, I decided that I had to chop this thing to bits. My rationale, which I told my mom, was that I had to chop up the tree on our side so that the weight of the thing would be on the other side, making the fence fall down in the neighbours yard, and not ours. So I’m hacking away at the monster bush/tree, with a hand saw (because that’s logical) using it like a sword. When suddenly I stop and decide that I had to scrape off my eyebrows with my fingernails in order to improve the overall appearance of my face.

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2 responses to “Dreams”

Sarah

May 30, 2011 at 5:15 am

Alright… I sort of feel the need to find my dream dictionary to interpret your dream, it’s somewhere in the mishmash of my room… when I find it you’re SO getting an analysis of psyche, and I’m betting you’re not going to like it!

P.S. my current hypothesis is that your eyebrows are possesed by an ancient summarian ghost demon.