#1 Ok, I AM wearing my judgy pants on this one. I would feel a little ridiculous doing this, not to mention my children have so much energy, I'd end up being drug along behind them. Maybe I should do it...I could use some sidewalk exfoliation. #2 Watson makes sleeplessness so sexy... #3 Let's just say there's more of me to love than before I got pregnant with Thing 1. #4 How'd they get this video of me? #5 I'm torn on this one. Social event? What's that? #6 Thing 1 is watching TV right now so I can share my delightful commentary with you. #7 Well, we're an Android family, but the idea is the same. Maintains sanity on car trips and in waiting rooms. #8 That's just a dumb thing to claim you'll never do. #9 If I didn't post about my kids, I'd have no Facebook status. Ponder that. #10 Put on a bra and real pants, or stay home and relax? Yeah. That's a toughie... #11 Yeah, that's like saying you won't LET a tornado wreak havoc on your home. Good luck with that. #12 Ain't nobody got time fo' dat! #13 Touchy subject, but it's best to admit to yourself from Day 1 that, at some point, your child will think you're mean. Might as well take advantage of it. Just sayin'. #14 Ok, seriously. How are they getting these videos of my family? #15 It's so much easier to paint your face with an ice cream bar than with tofu. #16 Um, yeah. That's right up there with #8. #17 Being a parent IS my job. #18 They summed it up well with "cranky, tantrum-throwing little a-hole". #19 I would never. Now, yoga pants and pj pants? Oh yeah, I'm guilty.