AW, Goldie, you would be gorgeous if you were bald. I just clipped about 3 rabbits worth of floof off my jersey wooly. He looks a hot mess. I bet Goldie is soft and silky and smells so nice. So snorgleworthy.

I just find it suspicious that people who seem to excel at everything else could manage to get a little sweetheart bunn in such a lamentable state. Goldie's public would like some answers to the tough questions. No human custodian could do this bad a job inadvertently, and if they did Goldie would have forgiven them. What is really going on here?