Title: A Blinking Light Up On The Clouded Mountain, 51/52?: Radio NowhereFandom: Welcome to Night Vale, His Dark MaterialsCharacters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, Dana, Tamika, all the people, all the crossovers, the Smiling GodRating: TDisclaimer/warnings: See the His Dark Materials AU masterpost.

This is Cecil Palmero, coming to you live from the broadcast studio of Republic of Heaven Community Radio. With the help of Fey: co-host, researcher, soundtrack.

(Warnings for blood, injuries, character death. But you saw that coming.)