SPOILIN’ THE BROTH

2016: nation’s first woman president; Ole is proud

Bill Cooke

Neighbor Grover sez he finds it funny that people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground. F inally, another story involving one of our favorite characters, Ole, of Norwegian heritage. Also bear in mind that “cheese heads” are among the most ardent of sports fans.

The year is 2016 and the U.S. has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin.

A few days after the election, the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father, Ole, and says, "So Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"

“Vell, I don't tink so, Susan. It’s an 18-hour drive."

“Don't worry about it, Dad. I'll send Air Force One, and a limousine will pick you up at your door."