Monthly Archives: April 2018

Thor (the actor who plays him, not the actual god of thunder) gets 11 military friends to go kick some Taliban ass under orders from the government after 9/11. This is based on a true story and was a great ‘against all odds’ movie. If you love America and hate terrorists, this movie is for you! The end.

Imagine a longer, crappier version of Oceans 11 but with less big named actors. This is your standard ‘rob an un-robable place’ movie with good guys vs bad guys but the good guys are dicks so you don’t know who you’re rooting for. The twists were lame and predictable so I rate this movie 1 box of Mike and Ikes and 1 twizzler that’s not twisted. The end

With its numerous reference to cool stuff in the 80’s such as Bill and Ted’s, Back to the Future, Child’s Play (Chucky), Ninja Turtles, and much, much more, this futuristic sci-fi movie is for people that like to peek into the future as well as live in the past! This is about some kid that has to win some contest in this thing called ‘virtual reality’ to stop a corporate overlord from ruling the world. This movie was awesome in 3d but I suggest you watch it in any ‘d’ you can because it’s great and scored a perfect 6 ripe kumquats on the movie richter scale. The end.