Best day ever: Your no-fumble Super Bowl

In a photo made with a fisheye lens, fans pose for photos in front of a sign for Super Bowl XLVI on Monument Circle in Indianapolis, Friday, Feb. 3, 2012. The New England Patriots will face the New York Giants in NFL football's Super Bowl XLVI on Feb. 5. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)
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In a photo made with a fisheye lens, fans pose for photos in front of a sign for Super Bowl XLVI on Monument Circle in Indianapolis, Friday, Feb. 3, 2012. The New England Patriots will face the New York Giants in NFL football's Super Bowl XLVI on Feb. 5. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)
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Well, “Super” is one word for it. “Supermassivelygiganticandunavoidable” is probably a better one.

Award-winning actor Matthew Broderick is playing himself in a grown-up version of his celebrated role of Ferris Bueller to promote the all-new 2012 Honda CR-V in a new Super Bowl commercial to air at the start of the fourth quarter. (PRNewsFoto/American Honda Motor Co., Inc.)

Award-winning actor Matthew Broderick is playing himself in a grown-up version of his celebrated role of Ferris Bueller to promote the all-new 2012 Honda CR-V in a new Super Bowl commercial to air at the start of the fourth quarter. (PRNewsFoto/American Honda Motor Co., Inc.)

More than 100 million people will watch Sunday's Super Bowl matchup between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots, and you will probably be one of them. Since you have to do it, you might as well do it right. From must-see commercials to bets worth your bucks, here is a helpful guide to getting the most out of the most ubiquitous event on the pop-culture calendar. Be there, or be without a reason to eat your weight in guacamole.

Everyone into the pool: You could do a Super Bowl party without a Super Bowl betting pool, but then you would have to put a sign on your front door saying, “The fun stops here.” To sweeten the pot, take your inspiration from the Bovada (formerly Bodog) online betting site by throwing the following honest-to-God bets into the mix:

Will Madonna be wearing fishnet stockings at any point during the Super Bowl halftime show? What will Kelly Clarkson wear to sing the national anthem? How many times will Peyton ﻿Manning be shown on television during the game? How many times will Gisele Bündchen be shown on TV during the game?

And if you’re feeling really wacky, come up with a few bets of your own. Like, how many times will your guests mention Philip Rivers’ “Worst Day Ever” Kansas City fumble during the game? How many men will end up dancing to Madonna’s halftime show? How many times will your host hit the pause button while Gisele is on the screen? How soon will he lose control of the remote?

Eat, drink and be piggy: Let’s cut to the caloric chase. If you attend one of the day's many football fiestas, you will leave feeling like you swallowed a basketball. And guess what? So will everyone else. Before the guilt sets in, just remember this. According to the U.S. National Chicken Council, Americans are expected to eat 1.25 billion chicken wings on Super Bowl Sunday. Which we will wash down with more than 300 million gallons of beer. So no matter how much you eat, someone else will have eaten more. You’re welcome.

Bueller? Bueller? Kardashian? Kardashian?: As always, advertisers will be rolling out commercials that are often more entertaining than the event they are interrupting.

Buzz-worthy ad you’re probably buzzing about already? Honda’s cheeky “Ferris Bueller” homage, which has been burning up the Interwebs since its release earlier this week. It will be even funnier after an adult beverage or two, especially the part about Matthew Broderick driving a Honda CRV.

Ad you won’t have to see in order to love? The latest from the Skechers shoe company, because it stars a French bulldog instead of Kim Kardashian. Water-cooler ads of the near future? I’m betting on the giddy “Toyota Reinvents the Camry,” in which the company remakes many things for the better, including curtains (They’re made of pizza!) and babies (They don’t poop!). Also, Jerry Seinfeld yukking it up for Acura, David Beckham taking it off for H&M, and VW’s ad with dogs barking the “Star Wars” theme. Because dogs are even more awesome than pizza curtains.