20 Types of Burgers in a Park

Your search for the city’s best burger: grueling. But today, 20 candidates—including Morton’s, Por
Fin, the Biltmore—will gather in one Coral Gables park. You’ll get a couple beers to help your research,
or go in the VIP lounge (okay... tent) for an open bar.

Saturday

Food trucks: hot as ever. Turkey tossing: same situation. Fifteen of your favorites (Jefe’s, the Fish Box)
will hang out in Tobacco Road’s parking lot next to a jamming DJ. Then... the turkey tossing begins. The
prize: a comped bar tab in the cabaret, to rest your weary arms.

Sunday

So, this is... kind of reality show-ish. But stick with us. The Stage is hosting a talent contest to
headline the coveted Art Basel Sunday slot—this is round two. Applications are still open, and yes: your
blind scotch taste-test routine is considered a talent.

Monday

TOUR DE BEACH

Not Your Average Duck Tour

The seedy side of Miami. You’re no doubt familiar. But should you want to show a visitor around, there’s
this: a self-guided route with audio from locals like Romero Britto. You’ll be guided to Kate Moss’s
haunt circa the 1980s, the location of the chainsaw scene from Scarface, and even to Cameo. Truly
historic.