C'mon, you know you've thought about it. Hell, you've probably even done it when no one was looking. Slipped into those black lace panties, or maybe slid a tube of glossy red lipstick over your puckered up lips. It's okay, I won't make fun... much. (Tee hee)

I'll even help. Step by step we'll doll you up with makeup, dress you up, and have a nice little conversation about all of the fun things we could do together. Doesn't that sound like a blast??