Your dream has come finally true: you can fall asleep with your favorite high-quality chocolate bar. Created by artist Mimi O Chun for her line of Stuffed Hipster Emblems, this is just one of many hilarious plush “iconic goods.” Although it’s technically art, I’m still going to sleep with it. Judge me.

Instead of that fugly shag carpet you’re thinking about buying this fall, get this bad boy instead. Whenever someone asks you why the hell you own it, you can just channel Jenna Morrison circa The Amanda Show. “I like eggs.”

You know that really obnoxious guy down the hall that plays the ukelele at the worst possible hours? You could be that guy, or you could own this pretty sweet uke that’ll make people wish they were your best friend.