Obama Threatens Putin With..er..You Know..Some Bad Stuff..

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – President Obama has come out fighting with his boxing gloves this time, Putin better watch out.

President Obama has threatened that dastardly Russian Vladimir Putin with a good slap on the wrist. Something that will make him reach for the vodka, maybe a date with Obama’s wife would do the trick.

“I’m gonna do something bad to you Putin. You crossed the red line, so I drew another red line, then another one, you keep crossing the line nigga, so Ima gon threaten you with a measly sanction. Now go on git, you gotta gibsme a reason to reach fo’ ma gun, and I’m tellin’ you boy, Ima gettin’ itchy fingers here onda trigger. Worse still, I set Michelle on ya scrawny azz. You evah got yo butt kicked by an angry black woman? Thas what am thinkin’ boy, no cracka azz biotch gonna sho me up in front of all ma bruthas and sistas, Ima gon take da fight to you,” President Obama said from under his desk clutching the phone with shaky hands, this time not opting for a twitter photo.

For liberation of the Crimea Vladimir
Putin should appropriate a rank of the Hero of Russia. Arayik Sargsyan,
academician, Honourable consul of Macedonia in Armenia. For a referendum in the
Crimea, world “fighters for democracy” – the USA and EU began to
punish people for their fight for democracy and for freedom. Here not only
Anglo-Saxon norms of “double standards” work, but it is their
philosophy of life on the business most that. Any oddly people who
obviously to an event in the Crimea not especially that differed the devotion
and love for the country as a whole got to the first “the sanctions
list” Congress of the USA. . If to separate from the sanctions list of the
USA of such persons as Madam Mizulina, the commander of Alexander Vitko’s Black
Sea fleet, commanders Anatoly Sidorov and Alexander Galkin’s districts and (the
Chief of GRU) Igorya Serguna, in the American list there are people whom on
Crimean to “Freedom wave” Special Services of the USA opened the
representatives in establishment of Russia. Still it isn’t clear who actually
stood behind the FC decision on “an unbinding of hands” to Putin to
begin war in Ukraine… ?http://echo.msk.ru/users/annabut/comments/