Amazingly, we had a break in yesterday, and all of them were stolen. The bastard who came in also got all our xbox games and stuff, but he's gonna get a shock when he realises that none of the devices work.

How did I manage to break so many phones? Well, lets go through it quickly; The Nokia 7610, lovely device you see there, was in my pocket when a mate tripped me into a canal in Kings Cross. The fact that I got out and pushed him in hardly helps. The Nokia 7650 you see there? Tabby dropped that one in the pond at her parents house. The Motorola, well, that one's working, the P900? Stupidly skateboarding with it in my back pocket, and I cracked the scree.. All in all, a terrible showing. I know.