Engineer: I don't pay you to make conversation, I pay you to be my script monkey, and right now you are not fulfilling those duties. You are wasting valuable company time and money with your useless rigmarole. Now get the hell out, you're fired.

Script Monkey 3: I'm sorry sir. You said not to get anymore coffee because it was giving you yellow teeth.

Engineer: I told you that if I ever let my vanity interfere with my work to disobey my orders and make sure I do the best job on my work possible.

Script Monkey 3: I'm sorry sir.

Engineer: It's okay, I shouldn't have put you in that position anyway. After all, you are just a Script Monkey, unable to think for yourself. How I pity you. (pauses)

Engineer: Anyway, I have a job for you.

Script Monkey 3: What is it sir?

Engineer: You will not ask me questions Script Monkey. Your job is to write this search method, my fingers are sore from playing Counter-Strike all day. Hurry up with it too, the deadline's in two minutes.

Script Monkey 3: Of course sir.

*/

return 0;

/*

Engineer: I think our client will like this. Sure, it returns a value of zero every time, but it runs O(1) in every case! I'll be rich.

Engineer: Yes but, you're a Script Monkey. Script Monkeys do not get credit for the code that they write. You will receive your normal paycheck at the end of the month. Now compile this program and ship it to the business department.