Essay: Attention atheists: Please get a life!

More evidence that atheists quite often tend to be white, unmarried, socially challenged nerds!

An atheists' meeting was organized in the United States concerning the future direction of the atheist movement and 370 people attended. The New York Times described the attendees as "The largely white and male crowd — imagine a Star Trek convention, but older..."[1]

4. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception).

6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.

10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.[2]

Important addendum! If you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a atheist nerd and told yourself, I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds, that is a strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd! Only atheist nerds take atheist nerd tests! For more information, please see The atheist and evolutionist helpline

"Many of you know I have spent more than 2 years now fighting Ken Ham and his Ark Encounter. I am now ready to see this battle through to the end and be present to protest the park on opening day.

A local secular group, the Tri-State Freethinkers, are planning a protest of the Ark Encounter, and I have been invited by them to be present and be a loud voice."

Judging by the anemic turnout of the Reason Rally 2016, the atheist voice is not going to be very loud!

Christian Post: "With more than 1.4 million visitors expected, tickets will be sold for separate daytime or evening visits during the first 40 days of opening, starting July 7. The 40 days and 40 nights theme reflects the number of days and nights it rained while Noah and his family were on the Ark, as documented in Genesis 7."

The deluge of visitors to the Ark Encounter will be of a biblical proportion. Thus, any and all godless protests will be drowned out.

Two years of militant atheist effort, totally wasted! All his blog posts, Tweets and Facebook sharing to sink the Ark Encounter project came to nothing. Like Noah's Ark before it, Ken Ham's ark is unsinkable!

WorldNetDaily on Jimmy Carter's visit to the ark before its grand opening: "Troyer, of the Troyer group, is building the Ark along with some Amish craftsmen. Carter praised the quality of the work: “The Ark is remarkable. And it’s some of the best wood-working I’ve ever seen. My friend LeRoy Troyer has done a tremendous job.”