The Rockstar Ramblings: “Shake That Pussy”

Sometimes these things just fall into your lap. Uh, yes, pun intended. If you would have told me that Captain Zapped would release a song AND video for a song titled “Shake That Pussy” I would have told you to stop yanking my chain (again, yes) and then I would go directly to YouTube and check it out. Here’s my running diary…

0:13 never much for astronomy, you know, galaxies, planets, stars, etc…0:21 the band is playing and there is a large big back shaking. Hey, this is not what I was expecting. Back to outer space, is that a black hole?0:45 seeing the fuzzy dice on the microphone stand or the John Lee Hooker reference…which is more disturbing?1:14 scantily dressed woman, in outer space, and yes, she is shaking it: big hair and all!1:32 worlds collide as outer space shaking woman appears while the guitarist plays away. Maybe I should have paid attention in Science class. I don’t remember ANY of this!1:44 electric current digital added to guitar playing. Hey, at this point, why not?1:50 the singer is slithering as he sings, he is shaking his leather package. Some would call this a wiggle, but that sounds childish.1:57 next girl, okay so this band definitely has a type: African American, big hair, looks like they starred in a seventies grindhouse movie. You know, one of those movies where they end up wearing next to nothing and then are found in some place crazy…like outer space!2:25 back and forth between the stage and galaxy shots.2:47 astronomy and rock and roll!2:50 3rd girl is gyrating more than shaking, my opinion of course.3:04 lace bottoms, ass shot: We are approaching Showtime after hours territory.3:20 let’s call her Goldie, that works for me.3:39 close up shaking…4:11 lace bottom is now touching herself; congratulations everyone, this video has officially graduated to soft core porn.4:20 all the girls in unison shaking their bottoms…astronomy was NEVER this much fun!4:39 final shot of John Lee Hooker.4:42 video is over; you can pull up your pants now.

David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.