Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Stardom Awaits

You may have noted a lack of entries is this Journal or Log. I have of course been pursuing my banking business and, as always, have several Schemes for my Further Enrichment percolating at various tempos, leaving little time for these missives.

As you no doubt recall, at the recommendation of my nephew Dick Dastardly, I was investigating the opportunity to return to my First Profession, acting, via the medium of the American Moving Pictures industry. After sending my Loyal Servant Homer off to New Jersey, negotiations were entered into which resulted in an agreement to appear in a film.

Wish me luck, loyal readers. As time avails, i will update here with a log of my experiences.

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About Me

I started in Vaudeville as an actor and comedian, achieving moderate success. One day I was left stranded in Northern Alberta when my manger absconded with all of the funds as well as my train ticket. I was forced into a life of crime, which I quickly found found paid better and was better for meeting girls than acting. The rest is history