Posts Tagged: J-Lo

Pretty ladies Nicole Murphy, left, Lisa Rinna, center, and Sharon Stone got all spruced up to attend the Associates for Breast and Prostate Cancer Annual Mothers Day Luncheon at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA. Nicole is a 49-year-old mother-of-5; Lisa, 53, is a mother-of-2; and Sharon, 59, is a mother-of-3.

Rap tycoon Sean Combs, aka Puff Daddy, was locked in a bitter bidding war with ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez, for the rights to acquire Fuse TV.

Puff, who hates to lose, was outbid by J-Lo and the NuvoTV network — the media outfit that ponied up the cash for the purchase. Puff Daddy badly needed Fuse TV’s viewership to boost the ratings of his own Revolt TV. Fuse TV is seen in 74 million homes while Revolt TV is only in 22 million homes.

I’m sure that I’m the only blogger in the land who knew Jennifer Lopez’s rump was full of it. In my other profession, it’s my business to spot fake body parts from a mile away. It’s how I know that J-Lo, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and others have duped the public all these years.

Well, a loyal reader emailed me today with evidence that J-Lo is full of ish.

Hi sandra in ny on the set of back up plan starring j-lo and the azz is officially gone.
Lisa s

Jennfer Lopez joins the long list of celebrities whose clothing lines have flopped due to apathy among their fans. It seems the business managers for these celebs are running out of get rich quick schemes, aka investments, to sink their client’s cash into.

Remember when J-Lo was the ish? When her photos sold for thousands of dollars a pop and you couldn’t tell her anything? Well, those days are long gone.

In 2006, J-Lo’s clothing line, Sweetface, took in over $200 million in profits. But that was back then when she was the ish.

Lopez’s clothing lines seem just as volatile as her image. One day she’s Selena, then she’s Jenny From the Block, then she’s J. Lo, then you’re on a red carpet circa 2007 and all the photographers are saying you’d better not dare call her J. Lo or she won’t pose for pictures. And then she’s having Marc Anthony’s babies and getting bangs, all the while not wearing any of the clothes or shoes or jewelry she purportedly designs. READ MORE…