When you’re applying a Koshi jime/ Clock choke with your hand controlling their opposite side forearm. Circle round and at the point where you’ve bent their head down to their shoulder and your body obscures the view slip your hand on the forearm through and tap the mat really hard and quick. Ref will think it’s your opponent tapping and give you the score.

AHAHAHAHAHAAH! That's extra dickish, 'cause if they complain they look like a dick too.

Once had a visiting Judo Sensei who was a total dick. He demonstrated hard style throws on compliant people hurting several of us. At the end of class I got a chance to Rondori with him. High lapel grip digging in to his collarbone with my knuckles. Gripped his elbow about an inch up using my knuckles to grind on his tricep. Lifted his arm and got him with Ura-Nage (suplex type throw). Knocked the wind out of him. He wanted to do Ne-Waza after that (ground work). I got Yoko-Shiho-Gatame (side mount), dug my shoulder in to his face, gripped the inside of his gi pants on the inside of his upper thigh and dug my knuckles in to his leg real good. Turned him on his side and took the Juji-Gatame (arm bar) rolling him on his stomach and sitting on his arm. He never came back.

When I take up grips and my opponent is bare chested under the gi, somtimes I like to grab a hand full of chest hair with the lapel

That's the reason why I'm now wearing a rashguard, even with Judo.
I took revenge on that fucker by getting him into a triangle choke, hold it for a few minutes (without finalizing the choke) and then release a 21-salute in his face. Since that day, I was ordered by my teacher to never ever eat a spicy döner kebap before training again.

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It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.

When rolling with someone with arm flab I like to pinch a handful of skin when I grip the sleeves around the back of the triceps. It usually produces a yelp and momentary grip release, perfect for escaping from fatties who have the upper hand.

The monkey bite is another of my favorites. Pinch the back of their arm - behind the tricep and very close to the under-arm. Depending on what your relative positions are, you can do all kinds of nifty things when they jerk the arm away.

This happens all the time in Judo during grip fighting. Not a dick move in randori or shiai, but is a dick move when just getting a grip to do a drill.

Ben

Falling for Judo since 1980

"You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

This happens all the time in Judo during grip fighting. Not a dick move in randori or shiai, but is a dick move when just getting a grip to do a drill.

Ben

I do it when someone's turtled, when I have a triangle setup, kesa gatame, clinching (mma gloves, not boxing obviously), when I have them in guard and they're reaching for my lapel and in many control positions when I'm stable on top.

I agree, it's the timing and intent that makes certain things priggish.