WOLVERINE WILL JAM YOUR GAYDAR

Hugh Jackman recently went on the Spanish television show El Hormiguero, which, according to my junior high experience with Spanish, translates roughly as “The hormi white person.” The Wolverine actor proceeded to stand between a jockey and a guy wearing a bulging, skintight bodysuit with a cape, in an apparent attempt to look more butch by comparison. An attempt which was a resounding success. Touché, Jackman, touché.

But then, before the image had a chance to register, he starred in this Got Milk ad sporting a wifebeater and cum on his upper lip. Why must my love life be so confusing!

Is it wrong that I love him so? After all, a forbidden fruit is the sweetest.

By: Stinky Peet

04.15.2009 @ 3:30 PM

Those claws are supposed to be made from adamantum? More like boygeorgeum if you ask me.

By: Stone Soup

04.15.2009 @ 3:34 PM

*Jazz Claws*

By: RoboPanda

04.15.2009 @ 3:35 PM

I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS MILK!!!

By: DeFrank

04.15.2009 @ 3:38 PM

Wolverine: Oh, I thought you said this was a wife-eater shirt.

By: JHC

04.15.2009 @ 3:43 PM

Seriously, I’m at a fucking loss on this post. On one hand, I’d really like to be as handsome and put together as Hugh Jackman. On the other hand, I don’t ever want to take another man in my mouth.

By: Stone Soup

04.15.2009 @ 3:44 PM

My Gaydar is working just fine. On an unrelated note, what time are you coming over for tea, Panda?

By: Donkey Hodey

04.15.2009 @ 3:45 PM

In the military, the term “Wild Weasels” is used specifically to denote which air units are sent out on high-risk missions targeted specifically at tracking and destroying enemy radar and anti-aircraft units.

In Jackman’s world, he’s what’s known as a “Nervous Gerbil”. The job is just about the same.

Speaking of which, when is Jackman going to star in the remake of ‘Flight of the Intruder’?

By: DeFrank

04.15.2009 @ 3:48 PM

I may be wrong, but this may be suttle a beckoning for Sean Penn.

“Had Milk.”

By: DeFrank

04.15.2009 @ 3:50 PM

subtle, even.

By: Stone Soup

04.15.2009 @ 3:53 PM

Suttle down, Francis.

By: Stinky Peet

04.15.2009 @ 3:58 PM

“…and here to give Mr Jackman a tour of our studio is our own favorite Univision page, the Golden Show-er! He will now escort Mr Jackman to all of the back alleys and trap doors in the building, just as the rider in his appearance contract specified!”

By: Michelle07

04.15.2009 @ 3:59 PM

He’s just soooooo
*sighs, spins around in chair and starts to sing*

By: Al

04.15.2009 @ 4:02 PM

He’s dreamy, I think we can all agree on that. Yes, even the boys. Especially the boys.

By: Michelle07

04.15.2009 @ 4:05 PM

Did you guys see him give Barbara Walters that lap dance though? It was awful. JUST AWFUL!!!

By: JHC

04.15.2009 @ 4:13 PM

If you ladies can find the time to pull your fingers out of your coochies, there is a new up.