November 27, 2009 at 5:52 pm

I was away for Thanksgiving, visiting family in Louisville and enjoying this lovely Edible Arrangement:

Unbeknownst to me, while my roommate and I were away, the kitties were up to these shenanigans:

We do not know how many Snickerdoodles were lost in the bellies of the felines. Fortunately for my roommate, she has plenty of extra dough in the fridge to make more. Unfortunately, I love me some Snickerdoodles and will have to work hard not to sneak in some snacking like the kitties did.

Um… was there any evidence pointing to the KITTENS snitching the snickerdoodles? Members of the jury, I submit that this post is a form of indirect confession to the crime of cookie theft. On behalf of said kittens, I demand a retraction and substantial treats and ear scratching to make up for this base slander. Or libel. One of the two.

@Ouida Gabriel – It seemed to involve lots and lots of little plastic sticks. Every “flower” was on its own stick, which was stuck into a foam base. You could pull out a stick to eat the fruit on it. I bet they have cookie cutters to make the pineapple flowers, and a melon baller to make the c antelope spheres.

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