Gogglebox duo take on the stars: Who do they love and loathe?

After delighting millions with their catty critique of the nation's favorite TV shows, Gogglebox pair Stephen and Chris have pretty much become celebrities themselves - so what do they make of the crazy world of showbiz?

Speaking to Digital Spy at Attitude's 20th birthday party this weekend, the duo passed comment on four headline-hogging celebrities they could soon be rubbing shoulders with. And, as you'd expect, they weren't afraid to be frank...

Chris: "She was all sweet and innocent and everything like that. It was a bit like Britney - when somebody's moulded into something that's meant to be so amazing and perfect, they just like experimenting."Stephen: "She's trying to cut free. Who cares? Knock yourself out, girl, that's what I say."Chris: "I mean, we've twerked. We even twerked on Gogglebox."Stephen: "It's absolutely a move we pull out on a night out."Chris: "I'm only happy if I can do a slutdrop and a twerk."

Chris: "He's thick."Stephen: "He's thick as two boxes of s**t."Chris: "I mean, we actually do come across as a little bit thick on Gogglebox..."Stephen: "That's because we are."Chris: "... But if it's something we know about, we actually are quite intelligent. But no, Joey Essex is really silly. We think that monkey program was an absolute waste of money, sending him out to that amazing place just so he could act like a 5-year-old child and not even appreciate what he was given. What do you think, Stephen?"Stephen: "... I really need to go to the loo."

Stephen: "Ugh, w*nker."Chris: "He wears his trousers too high, he's got a horrible parting..."Stephen: "And he needs to come out." (Disclaimer: DS would like to stress that it has absolutely no idea what the Gogglebox boys are suggesting Simon Cowell 'come out' of)Stephen: "I would never go on one of his shows. I've got zero talent. I can light my own farts, but somebody's already been on there and done that, so, there's no point."Chris: "We could babysit, though. I'm not sure if I'd like that. He'd pay good, wouldn't he?"Stephen: "I don't like kids, so..."Chris: "Oh, yeah. No then. The brat would probably break something, then blame it on us."