Lolz on Blog Jemuhttps://blog.jemu.name/categories/lolz/
Recent content in Lolz on Blog JemuHugo -- gohugo.ioen-usThu, 02 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000Hey Buddy! Doing the Dampe Mathhttps://blog.jemu.name/2018/08/hey-buddy-doing-the-dampe-math/
Thu, 02 Aug 2018 00:00:00 +0000https://blog.jemu.name/2018/08/hey-buddy-doing-the-dampe-math/If you’ve ever watched an Ocarina of Time 100% speedrun, or played the game yourself, you’ll probably know about Dampe. As a gravedigger in Kakariko graveyard, he’ll offer to dig up graves for you when you go to him as child Link to get a random treasure. If you’re mildly lucky, you’ll get enough rupees to try again. If you’re really lucky, you’ll get the heart piece.
The latter is obviously part of the 100% definition of the game, so hundo speedruns sooner or later have to face dampe and gamble on the 10% chance of him digging up the heartpiece.“Switchback” Is About Text Processinghttps://blog.jemu.name/2016/09/switchback-is-about-text-processing/
Fri, 23 Sep 2016 00:00:00 +0000https://blog.jemu.name/2016/09/switchback-is-about-text-processing/<p>If you were into PC gaming in the early 2000s, there&rsquo;s a good chance you&rsquo;ve seen at least one video of Counter Strike gameplay with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIbgUyJISY">this song as the soundtrack</a><sup class="footnote-ref" id="fnref:1"><a href="#fn:1">1</a></sup>.
And if you were like me, you probably liked it.</p>Why Can't I Hold All These Botshttps://blog.jemu.name/2016/03/why-cant-i-hold-all-these-bots/
Mon, 21 Mar 2016 00:00:00 +0000https://blog.jemu.name/2016/03/why-cant-i-hold-all-these-bots/Last time I mentioned how I set up @whatever_ebooks, a bot that&rsquo;s basically an amalgamation of a part of my twitter social circle.
But why stop there?
Because it&rsquo;s a shitty idea and nobody gives a fuck.
But it&rsquo;s not like I&rsquo;ve let that ever stop me.
So, here&rsquo;s a fresh round of stuff for you to enjoy for 5 seconds and then forget about:
@toptweets_ger: A bot that&rsquo;s fed some of the popular jokey twitter people in the German twitterverse.There's a New Bot in Townhttps://blog.jemu.name/2016/03/theres-a-new-bot-in-town/
Thu, 17 Mar 2016 00:00:00 +0000https://blog.jemu.name/2016/03/theres-a-new-bot-in-town/Well hello there.
For no particular reason whatsoever, I set up a new twitter bot that&rsquo;s fed by some of the people in my extended twittersphere. You can look if you&rsquo;re in the mix in the bot&rsquo;s followings.
If you think that&rsquo;s a shitty idea 1, you can message me in any way you care and tell me to GTFO.
If you&rsquo;re looking for more backstory, I don&rsquo;t know what the fuck is wrong with you, but maybe somewhere here is the place to look.Service Interface Changes in a nutshellhttps://blog.jemu.name/2014/02/service-interface-changes-in-a-nutshell/
Mon, 03 Feb 2014 00:00:00 +0000https://blog.jemu.name/2014/02/service-interface-changes-in-a-nutshell/Am Beispiel der jüngsten Twitter webinterface Deisgnänderungen.
Auch anwendbar auf Facebook webinterface Designänderungen, mobile clients, etc. yadda yadda.
$service changes interface design of $client People complain about changes People complain about complaints about changes, note that
3.1 $client is inferior to their preferred client anyway
3.2 Nobody uses $client anyway
People are offended by people from previous point Arguments about quality of clients Arguments about annoying topics repeating themselves over and over Meta-comments about the nature of such arguments You realize why muting and filtering are really good options to have You are also reminded of how you hate everyone on the internet all the time Go to 1.