About Me

Most people don’t care who I am or what I do. For the most part, people really only care about what others think. The best way to know me is to know what I think. What I think is influenced by my conservative, fundamentalist, Christian world-view.
This blog is an expression of my ideas and opinions that derive from that world-view and the publication of my ideas is protected by the First Amendment. It is intentionally provocative, probably annoying, and often wrapped in satirical and sometimes sarcastic wit.
Many people will pretend that they don’t care about what I think but deep down inside, I know they really do! They want to know if my opinions agree with theirs. If so, they will like me. If not, they should just ignore me and go away but they probably won’t. They will creep around on my blog just to see what kind of things they can find about which to be outraged and critical, not on merit or substance, but on my insensitive humor or politically incorrect audacity. They may attack me with anonymous comments or hate mail. But that's OK. I will just continue laffing at things I find absurd.

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MARRIAGE

And the Lord God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.”

And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place. 22 Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man.

And Adam said:

“This is now bone of my bonesAnd flesh of my flesh;She shall be called Woman,Because she was taken out of Man.”

Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.

Genesis 2:18, 21, 23-24

Jesus said, “Haven’t you read that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

Matthew 19:4-6

Marriage was created and defined by God and confirmed by Jesus. End of Argument.

"I am quite certain that, if God had not chosen me, I should never have chosen Him; and I am sure He chose me before I was born, or else He never would have chosen me afterwards; and He must have elected me for reasons unknown to me, for I never could find any reason in myself why He should have looked upon me with special love."

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