That's Not The Kind Of Road Head I Wanted

They were just out for a lovely Sunday morning drive. The only problem is they were still fucked up from Saturday night drinking. It looks like the Tuesday evening funeral is going to be closed casket.

This looks like it is in the US. If it is, we really don't get these kind of pictures. Well, I guess I should say nothing I see rules the US out. Looks like they may have just got through shopping. Look like something from AC Delco in the back seat. When I see something like this I wonder what they were doing just a couple of hours before this. I can pretty well bet that they didn't see this in their future. Maybe just a few minutes before they ran a yellow/red light or they stopped at a green/yellow light. Maybe one of them stopped to tie his/her shoe before they started the car. Little things like that makes the difference if people live or die every single day.

About 5 years ago I was driving on I57 just south of Champaign, IL going back to WI from viiting my family and saw a terrible sight. I think it was just the day after X-Mas. I saw a single car accident in the southbound lane that happened less than a minute before. It was mid-afternoon so I could see everything very clearly. I saw the car was underneath an overpass, the kind that has the three pretty massive pillars below the bridge. As I got closer I noticed that the passenger door was torn off the car and the seat was turned at a 90 degree angle with the passenger still in the seat with a seatbelt on. The passenger really looked like he/she was on display but they looked flat as a pancake sitting in their seat. I've seen several bodies but never anything like that. They were in plain view, the most vivid memory I had was how their tongue was sticking out of their mouth and their hands looked like someone who had MS. It really looked like they were flattened by a steamroller, placed in the car seat, and then turned for all to see! Pretty weird stuff! Go ahead all you, "Damn dude, we don't give a shit!" To all the people that are thinking that! Gimme a hug!! I luuuuvvvvv u!!!!

Well Richard, my dumb little stranger! That is one of your probable many issues, you probably haven't learned enough "life lessons". Since you probably could have lived without it, I am guessing you read my entire post. Here is another lesson for you, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything!". Since you took the time to write anything at all about what I had to say, I am really happy that I have made a difference in your little pathetic world! Now...be gone!!

wisconsinjed: If you look in the top pic you can see that all/most of the damage is on the passenger side. You can also see over to the driver side. Nobody in the driver seat. No apparent damage to the steering wheel or around the seat. All disembodied brains are accounted for. Looks to me like the driver lived.

dude wanted to suck his own ick all his life. bu since he is dead he cant do it now, evn though his ha is in the right place for it. somone shoulda put his dick in his mouth so he could be happy one last time.

You know I've never really thought about this but it would seem to me that once a mortician, always a mortician. I couldn't imagine learning that trade then moving on to something else. "What do you do for a living sir?" "I am a cheese maker but I used to be a mortician."