Would you enjoy the sensation of snakes crawling all over your body? Then get thee to Jakarta, where professional masseurs at the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa will lay pythons on you. The AFP reports:

"It is a very unique sensation," Tilukay, 31, told AFP, as the snakes slid over him during a recent session, adding the treatment "gives you an adrenaline rush".

Dressed only in a pair of shorts, he seemed completely relaxed as three reptiles named Jasmine, Muscle and Brown got to work on him.

They draped themselves over his neck, rolled around on his stomach and back and occasionally arched their necks and stuck out their forked tongues.

The snakes’ mouths are tied shut with tape for reasons the article does not explain. The entire experience lasts 90 minutes and costs about $43. But there’s more!

In one a staff member dressed in a gorilla suit performs a massage and in another, the customer sits in a bathtub of beer receiving a massage while enjoying a Lager.

Pythons are hard to find in my area, but I could probably locate some cottonmouths.

I may be showing my age here, but are "baby gender revelation parties" really a thing? Like when you get a sonogram or something? That used to be called the "birthday." But what do I know -I knew the gender of all of my kids at least a year before they arrived.