Watch Out, Black Women! Apparently, White Homos are On Their Way!

I know it seems like making fun of crazy religious people is the comedic equivalent of cow tipping—but! I think we can all agree that doing so is infinitely more moral than tipping an actual cow. Check out this church sign posted by a crazy religious Harlem preacher, and presented by New York's Daily News:

via Daily News

Rather than being too shocked and offended—which I think is this pastor's actual agenda—I choose to focus on the idea that President Obama actually has an army of sexy homo demons that he's personally training in a hidden underground bunker (which looks remarkably like Steam Portland). But most importantly, it also reminds me of this: