Lesson 03: Gutanē Nahts Us

Lesson 04: Sa Wulþrs Guta du Wisan

As promised, the long-awaited Lesson Four, all about What it Means to be a Goth, not to mention how to tell if you're gother than most, the gothest of all, or just a sad emo kid crying in the corner. Just kidding. (Sad emo kids crying in the corner will be covered in Lesson Five.)