1/23/2006

·.·:*¨The Italian Tomato Garden¨*:·..·

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted todig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the groundwas hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was inprison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and describedhis predicament.

Dear Vincent,I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be ableto plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too oldto be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubleswould be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.That's where I buried the BODIES.Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrivedand dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. Theyapologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.That's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love Vinnie