Standard vagrancy agreement. A mutual, often unsigned but nonetheless pivotal piece of excellent bureaucracy. The SVA defines the acceptable levels of vagrancy tolerated both regularly and on special occasions or acts of God such as Fridays or surprise Bat Mitvahs.

Can I park my trolley in your yard bro? I'd love to say alright but I must be confident of your vehicles vagrancy privileges as underlined your S.V.A. Sorry.

3.A place you graduate from during the economic downfall only to realize that a Bachelor's of Fine Arts is about as useful in finding a job as a criminal record.

4. A place amassing record numbers of hipsters, pseudo-intellectual art-mongers and trust fund junkies.

Interviewee: I'm very interested in this position. I would like to assist in the development of this company and would jump at the opportunity to take on this kind of a leadership role.
Interviewer: Where'd you say you went to school?
Interviewee: SVA
Interviewer: HA! Oh, right, ok artfag, I think we've got a position available in the 'janitorial arts' department.