<Kat> seriously can't get over the fact that kuran has owned ck2 all this time
<SamWork> chronic case of steam backlog
<aphal> maybe his brain was subconciously preventing him from realizing the truth
<aphal> and never even getting to the store page to see "you already own this game"
<aphal> maybe its like in memento and he tries to buy ck2 every day forgetting that he bought it 10 years ago
<SamWork> lolol I was about to say he has a picture of gabe newell with DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES written on it

<Phantom_Laptop> im like what the fuck this is the north its not supposed to be this hot and humid :((((
<Phantom_Laptop> i can deal with crazy winters, just stack on more layers and buy a good coat
<ao|work> didnt you move to the midwest which is basically a waking nightmare
<Phantom_Laptop> yeah
<ao|work> so what did you expect
<Phantom_Laptop> but heat/humidity ugh
<ao|work> theres a reason the oregon trail went all the way to the end and didnt stop

- I hope we have a Hurricane Jesus
- I think if you eat every candy bar in the game you should get diabetes
- if you weren't there at high noon you were a yellow
- I chose that side!
- we're like the opposite of the Amish
- they can do a Cash Ambulance
- what's scream in Spanish? ay ay ay
- (on a steep slope) [unintelligible] push grandma!
- this is why you sent people like Kat to Australia
- Russian restaurants? they exist? do they just serve vodka there?
- Texas when you're ready (yeehaw)
- (after Jo complemented his outfit) thank you, I'm not gay by the way
- my Korean name is Ban Kai Moon, Kofi Annan is my African name
- The only people that are fans of Dr Who are overweight women posting on Tumblr
- it would biologically be a butt
- you guys want to go to the eye-talian place with the free range strombolis
- you guys should have male and female cats named Dan and neb, and when they have kittens it's like you have offspring
- why did Ryan Davis die instead of Tim Schafer? I want to trade
- is this that bullshit where we have to use the native word?
- you know what we call those here? eagles
- White Mountain? that's a name I can get behind

<Phantom_Laptop> i had this really vivid dream where i was watching the sopranos but george costanza was playing tony soprano
<Phantom_Laptop> i figured you would get a laugh out of that!!!
<@Porthos> haha
<Phantom_Laptop> GEORGE IS GETTIN' MAD

<BUFF_JARVAN> ppl had all these ideas about how it was going to work but none of them worked out and today we can look back at the days when ppl expected their info to not be copied around everywhere and laugh @ them
<BUFF_JARVAN> (now we all p much realize that the nsa is watching everything all the time)
<Kassad> so you're saying they watch porn all day
<RoadCrewWorker> as users of the internet they're contractually obliged to_________________

<knotknot> I met some dude playing dota and our lane went pretty well so I after the game I got an friend request and I was like "cool" and added him
<knotknot> I was just looking at his profile and he's in all of these groups for this wannabe German speaking group obsessed with ww2
<knotknot> With topics that postulate that maybe the Germans were right?????? Just asking questions
<knotknot> what the duck man a video game made me accidentally friend a nazi

Don't Jewish people eat chocolate coins on new year's? Like on one of the nights of Kwanzaa or something?
- Wearing this stuff makes white people feel like douches, that's what they should call this place
- don't get me started on Jews
- I'll tell Trevor "i found your fleshlight" and when he says he doesn't have one I'll say "well your steam box is ruined now"
- all you do is pee
- if you blow the shopkeeper, I'll grab the jetpack
- That's why [ratman] disappeared, he stole a baby
- I know what Irish accents sound like, I've been to Kastoori
- I've never had a strawberry that tastes like a strawberry
- you can't milk coconuts, they don't have mammaries
- I'd like to pound John Candy
- Elmo didn't rape a kid
- Sam got a handy at the sub shop
- invading Poland is pretty good
- One of the bosses in [let's go jungle] is Cecil the lion
- Muscles keep your knees from bending backward, you don't know shit about muscles, Trevor