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The Navy Seal Of Love

So the other week I touched on my knack for love advice and assessment, which started the whole "what do you think of Patti's relationship?" and, "how is your own relationship going?" line of questioning thing.

Well, Patti's relationship is just as unique as she is (what else would you expect?) On one hand, she strives for perfection within it, but still accepts the human factor of it. She loves to be treated with respect and chivalry, and at the same time loves to treat and give her mate all that she can. A lot of times I see her more youthful when she's with Andy, more carefree and calm.On the other hand, she's still Patti, and Andy is still Andy. It's New York meets California. It's analyzing vs. quick decision. It's two completely different people who somehow compliment each other.

Do I think it will last forever? Do I think it's a perfect match? Do I have a love assessment? Yes, I have answers to all of those questions. Am I going to tell you? No. Let's let Patti and Andy live their lives together and see what fate has in store for them; and watch it all unfold on the little screen. Voyeurs! The lot of you!

As for me, my own relationship is just darn peachy. I have a beautiful girlfriend with a good heart. She's smart, supportive, loving, affectionate and a spectacular kisser. We know each other in and out and can handle each other's quirks and neurosis for the most part.

I think working for Patti has helped me get to this point in my life. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't even have my love (see below.) I learned so much about relationships and dating and reaction and thought processes and love and desire. I was so well-armed when I met Rach (my g/f), everything was easy and fell right into place. When you already have love and chemistry, a little knowledge can go a long way. There truly are commandments of dating one should follow.When I started with Patti, I was a little cynical, cranky and had given up on the whole love thing. I was going to stick with late night partying and random flings for comfort. That didn't work for Patti. She immediately started schooling me on how to treat dating, perspectives of love and myself. I learned trade secrets some people would kill or die for. I became a navy seal of love! She trained me right, then put that training to the test by introducing me to Rachel. After the first date, BAM! DONE. LOVE. Then, my first client, BAM! DONE. He's in love. And so on and so on. I wish I could tell you what I know, but in the wrong hands in can be totally ruined.

There are very few true matchmakers out there for a reason. It's best if you just hire us to handle you and walk you through it. That's what we're here for. So, what about you lovebirds out there? How are your relationships going?