I was "stop lossed" twice...but I re-enlisted and they lost the paperwork...Halfway through my Iraq tour, they told me my enlistment ran out 6 months before I got there...so I said "send me home." They tried to get me to re-enlist for the "stats" and I told them I really couldn't because I alrady had...took them months to get it sorted out....Yep, the National Guard really does have a lot of retards.

Just when I thought TLJ couldn't be any more wooden than he was in "No Country For Old Men," along comes "Elah." He makes Buster Keaton look like Jim Carrey. He was pretty cool in "Lonesome Dove," though.

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