Reagan is cutting your taxes, Rocketdyne stock is going way up thanks to the war on the Evil Empire, and your sexy blond wife just handed you your latest polo trophy. Ahhh, the Rewards Of Success!

Of course, the average age of '85 Seville buyers was probably about five decades beyond that of the actor in this ad, but you get the idea: the Seville showed that you'd made it! Screw those cold-hearted Huns and their damn soulless Benzes, you'll take the Caddy!