Tuesday's exam was a slow introduction to anal probing. It was moderate all around. Just greasing around the rim. No funny/bs issues for the most part and tested on major issues and in each subject we either learned in 1L or bar prep course.

Wednesday's exam was the anesthesia. We were put into lala land not knowing what the fuck it is we are starring at. We looked at the question but our conscientiousness was not all there. At least for Barbri, it helped 0 with the MBEs. The questions were new and strange, and to this day I have 0 idea whether I got anything right. I could have gotten 0/100 or 100/100. I just pray I got at least half right, as in I got A HUNDRED QUESTIONS WRONG. I just don't know cuz I was in lala land.

Thursday was the day anesthesia wore off and our asses were burning. You felt the tingling pain creep up with community property, but you handled it well because it was moderately painful and totally doable. You felt like a big boy or a girl after resisting the urge to succumb to pain. You owned it.Then the pain came. Corporations came up but it wasn't really corporations. It was corporation's bastard child hiding in a closet. Some people saw it briefly in the past but never anticipated that the bastard child would come out from the hiding. Well it did and it was ugly as fuck. By the time Conlaw came about, our asses caught fire and we did not know what to do. There was some emergency first aid technique which I remembered vaguely as a three-step process, but knew nothing else.

LOL! This is the best! I practically forgot what laughing so hard was all about. I say you quit the bar and write for someone famous

I'm thinking about going to check out the speed race this weekend, but they are making me sign this waiver where i disclaim all risk because racing is so dangerous. I'm wondering if something completely unrelated to racing happens, like slipping on a banana peel on the bleachers, if I can still sue or if I waived literally every right in the disclaimer?

Dude, it is AMATEUR HOUR at Century Plaza. I don't know if it is the head proctors first time out or what, but seriously it is so funny. One of the proctors actually came to me and asked ME where the JURISDICTION CODE was located today. Seriously.

I was about 2/3 through the line finally got down to the backpack area and one of the ladies came up and in an angry whisper said "they are already READING the instructions, you all need to go to your seats NOW". I shit you not I looked her straight in the face and said "that isn't OUR fault, stop being rude" (not a whisper). She looked at me blankly and walked away.

At least they are opening the doors at 745 tomorrow so it hopefully will be closer to on time? That whole crew should be fired.

Haha I heard you!!! I was putting my backpack away and you told her it's not our fault, we've been waiting in an escalator line. But then the instructions still didn't start for a while so I think they heeded your advice.

Haha! yes! I saw her again today, she half fake smiled at me but then walked away. Don't even feel bad.