Well which one of these amazing bands do you love so much? Or is there another emo band you like even more?

Listen not to those trolls, sweet Kinkade, for they only try to hurt you out of their own pain. I’m sure you understand that as you understand me, though. I rather like Weezer, but being not an Emo I can’t tell you if that is from the side of me that feels or from the side of me that hurts.

the sad repetition of ‘I need emos’ from the troll pretending to feel pain.

it is a promise to you, he feels nothing. only an attempt to troll with his supposed poetry.

post it and prove me right. or wrong. not that it matters. not that anything matters.

oh, to forget.

I just woke up from a valium and booze induced sleep, only to find this. It aches me to my soul. I’m going to go take more valium to block it out. My own kind won’t have me, why did I ever think another kind would understand. Maybe Amp Zaphrix is right. I shouldn’t have tried. I just need to keep the pain inside and keep hurting others to sooth my own pain. Are you happy Nepenthe? Are you happy?? Log in to see images!(view post)

So, this is how the unholy offspring of Hot Topic and Something Awful looks like.

Yes, “this is how we looks like duuurrrrrr”. ****ing learn some English ****ing grammar.

Oh god. I’m so sorry. I think I need to post that poetry. I just need to know you’ll read it. Will anyone? Or are all the emos still forsaking me because of my label? I’m not my label, I’m something sensitive and nice underneath that. Please help?

Oh my god. I can’t believe how badly all these trolls are making me feel. I know I can be strong though, being one myself. Oh, but even that causes me woe! Please, are there any real emos here? Someone who can help me? I’m sorry Escher, but I need a real emo to tell me to give my poetry or I’m not going to be able to do this.

Sigh. So, normally I’m a troll. I mean, it’s not what I asked to be, it’s what I was born as. I secretly feel bad about it a lot. I’ve even cut myself over it from time to time, just to try to feel the pain I inflict on others. Well, today my girlfriend left me. It was out one year anniversary. I’ve been crying all day, and just wanted to see how you guys deal with it, and maybe say sorry. I know how you all feel now, really know it. I wrote a poem about her leaving me, but I’m not sure if I should post it here. It’s my first poem. If anyone asks me to post it though, I will. Also, if anyone can help me deal with this overwhelming, terrible pain, please do tell me how I can possibly cope.

oh n case your wondering no peen is given away for you being a svunty doucherag ho that you are also. so hey a little **** off to you from me hehehe

But Kooz! I thought I was your svunty doucherag! Now I find out that you’ve been using the term “svunty doucherag” for just any old troll. I’m hurt. You’d better buy me an expensive ****ing gift to make up for this is you still expect to violate me tonight.

Actually, the Walgreens next to me had a similar stand up with luscious caramel-filled chocolate bars in golden-brown packaging. I lol’d my bum off at the iditory, especially considering most the patrons are black. WhoTF is so stupid?