David Beckham is cool with dudes

David Beckham has no problem being worshipped by women and guys. In fact, he welcomes it, according to Page Six:

“I’m very honored to have the tag of gay icon,” the LA Galaxy soccer star told BBC radio. In fact, the strapping athlete is so comfortable with his masculinity, he lets his wife dress him. “Without a doubt, Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days.”

Somewhere Tom Cruise read this and did a jig on top of a pot of gold. He’s already forgotten about those pesky kids stealing his Lucky Charms.

Big surprise an englishman proud to be gay. What I don’t know about is that there is a professional soccer team in Los Angeles. Wait, there’s professional soccer in America? When the fuck did this happen, and does Pele still play?

I never understand why men attempt to make women dislike some guy by saying that he’s gay: a hot girl is still hot if she is a lesbian, and probably even more so. So why would a man not be hot in a girl’s eyes just because he’s gay?

Just because there is no chance someone will be physically attracted to you doesn’t make him/her suddenly physically unattractive.