FIREFIGHTER DUO CAUGHT AFTER SHOOTING PORN IN FIRE STATION

Alas, the trouble with shooting porn and posting it online is that people might recognize where you shot the porn. In this case, it was in the basement gym of an Akron Fire Station. Yeah, this duo just didn’t think this thru too well. The firefighter duo suspended were Arthur Dean and Deann Eller. The two shot a porn film of themselves and then posted it on the internet. Not too savvy, you two. But what did you think would happen? No one would notice a film of the two of you having sex? No one would notice it’s in a Fire Station? Anyway.

AKRON WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, PLEASE DON’T SAVE ME WITH MOUTH TO MOUTH

The City of Akron, Ohio heard about and then saw the uploaded porn and suspended the two, who have been on paid leave for several days. The city hired both of them on the same day in September, 2000. That means these two lovebirds have been on the job for 18 years. This is the kind of thing you’d expect from them. But 18 years ago when they were both young and stupid. The footage made its way onto several porn sites online.

So it starts with a woman working out eau natural in the basement gym. Akron’s mayor and its fire chief released a joint statement, saying that they were investigating the allegations about the “creation of pornographic content displayed online—some of which is alleged to have taken place on City property.”

THEY WERE SHOOTING PORN, SO THEY TOTALLY FRATERNIZED

“These allegations bring bring unwelcome dishonor and embarrassment to Akron Fire Department and the City of Akron and unfairly discredit the reputation of other Akron Fire officers,” the statement also said. SoAkron’s fire chief also indicated that the investigation would also determine if the two fire fighters had broken the anti-fraternizing rule. Um, dude, yes. They shot a porn in the fire station. We can call everything happening now Back to the Back Draft. Or maybe, Fire Engine 69.