Quotable: Radio Host Believes “In Keeping Wives Under Control”

Caller: Dr. Williams, how the heck are you? My wife just came in and made me lunch after she was mowing the yard.Walter E. Williams: “Good, good. You have her under control.”Caller: “Absolutely, absolutely.”Williams: “I guess you’ve learned a lot from me.”Caller: “I’ve been listening to you for a long time. She does a lot more chores than she used to, so I appreciate that.”Williams: “Okay! And I believe in keeping wives under control.”Caller: “You’re a good man.”

— Radio host Walter E. Williams, who was filling in on The Rush Limbaugh Show and making us vom. [MediaMatters.org]

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