I r'memba a story of one fat woman for Alapere that time, over 10 yrs ago nw. No even sabi d final gist of d tori sef, she fit don kpai sef unto say e don tay me fayabante frm Lasgidi.

E get some kain buka u go enta, if u see queue, and see men de throw plates and elbows, you go fear...

If dem like make dem put juju inside, no be all men juju de catch. I go too chop am sef and notin go hapun

@OP; Me no really sabi d kain ansa to giv you, but prayer water sef de work and customer no go dry for ya buka. I b get one wuma, she be lyk mama for me, cuz she b momc fwend... Her restaurant is one of the best for area and corporate people de enter chop ewa ati bureedi, u go even lick d plate join sef, enuff workaz and gud kustoma safix.

You go surely kom again nxt time.

Guy you mean IYA KAN for alapere. Forget that tory jor. Na big lie. People just won bring her down.

Guy na just nigerian mentality say people dey use juju for food. Until I travel na so I take know say naija get food die. We sabi cook die. Different dishes guy forget no place like home. Abinibi yato si ability and naija sabi good taste if your food sweet people go flock your door mouth.

Even Northerner man wey dey make suya and indomie with egg self get customer die. If your food sweet people go queue.

If I enter naija this december before I reach house self I go first branch Iya ALHAJA joint eat bokoto, orisirisi, ifuku, eja kika, ifun, abodi, kidirin make I re gain my lost nutrition.

Nonsense!!!! As an experienced connoisseur of beautiful food from bukaterias, Mama Puts and other such joints, the "juju" myth is complete hogwash. Sure you hear stories but that is just what they are; stories. Truth is all Nigerians except the brainwashed fucktards (apologies to Sagamite) love eating local foods, there is something so incomprehensibly beautiful about it that you just can't explain. White House easily outsells all the fast food joints inside the E-Centre, Ghana High used to outsell Mr. Biggs, Yakoyo is still king of Ojodu Berger e.t.c. So whether its juju o, "kputu washing" or whatever, man must wack. E.O.D!!!

Coldfeet: Late Iya Modinat of Obalende comes to mind! You will have to wash your own plate before they sell food for you!You will queue up to buy the food!!If it gets to your turn and you complain that the quantity is small? Be prepared to have your plate flung away!!! And NEXT!!! Boom in your ears!!! Don't be surprised to hear someone tell you 'Go beg am na?'... This is not hearsay!! IT HAPPEND LIVE IN OBALENDE!!!!!!!!

Nothing under planet earth will make me wash or carry my plate to buy food that i am gonna pay. i will only carry plate if it is a cocktail kinda thing where every one gotta serve himself. The juju no fit catch me, anyways, the koro joints i visit respect the fact that i even come to them, so they give me all te attention even when i go and sit at one hidden corner. ordinarily, i have no business stopping by at those joints, so what d heck

Long queue is not JUJU but it becomes JUJU if you eat N1000 food and you are still asking for more . I know some food vendors no matter how much you eat within the next half an hour your stomach will be empty and your mouth will be watering calling for the same type of food that is how to know a JUJU food Vendor

lets face it: you see some joints with gut-wrenching filth parading guys and babes dressed in 50k suits and laces shoving themselves in queues stretching miles just to eat amala with five to seven pieces of goat entrails.

Its quite strange because most of these 'bukas' we are talking about are not so clean and decent. It makes me wonder how a man/woman will drive all the way from vi to ikeja just to eat amala. Sometimes the manner a supposedly decent educated man will queue in a not so hygienic environment with the sales girls heaping insult on them just to spend their own money to eat. I could remember standing in one of those queues and placing my order but i was ignored like i dont exist> i got angry and i left no body even tried to appeal to me nor ask what was the problem. I swore never to go back there again but surprisingly i found myself going back there later, Now i know that certainly cant be me.

Yes the food was tasty but hell no there are a million other food sellers who could sell better. Was it the girls no way they were damn too dirty and uncourth. Was it the location of course not it was extremely too far yet i didnt see anything wrong in the distance. Was it the service no way they lacked it doesnt exist there. Was it the size of the food well maybe but then.

Methinks there maybe something about some bukas that attract pple like swam of bees, and onething is unique about such bukas thay last for a very long time, ni retreat no surrender. Even when they go on holidays customers will be checking if they are back and the day they reopen bthe crowd is there as if they were waiting at the door.