“I am so sorry we’re late, Agent Kota.You see, it was all my fault.I had some GI problems, so I couldn’t even
get off the toilet, and they all had to wait for me.”

(about Adrian and Emily)“They always have a hand on each other’s ass.They just don’t know it yet.”

“Oh, baby, you are endless.”

“He’s driving us around.He’s our bitch!”

“He’s supposed to be my bitch.”

“Well…we’re borrowing him!”(Two guesses who this was about.)

“There may be strength in numbers, but there’s also strength
in grenades.”

“I’m sorry.Agent
Lindley is currently our of order.”

“Dr. Reed, in case you were wondering, I have some enhancements
that sort of eat away at me.”

“So you have to appease the stomach gods?”

“Half an hour?That’s
fast for lesbians!”

“I climb out of the moving train car and run toward the hidden
door.”

“Okay.Dex plus Athletics.You know, this is a horrible accident just waiting to happen.”

(rolls dice)“I
botch.”

“Here, Dr. Reed.This
beer is from Guam.”

“Then why does it say Old Milwaukee on the label?”

“Um…it was made by immigrants.”

“I didn’t forget he was a mage.I just forgot that I knew that he knew that I knew that he was a
mage.”

“Drunks!Shut up!”

“In our next life, my Avatar is going to beat up your Avatar.”

“Yes!I killed someone’s
manhood.My day is complete.”

“It’s a date!Oh,
and you can come too, Anas.”

“So you’re saying that from now on, we should refer to things
as being hung like a barnacle?”

“Great.You go out
and buy a kitty dildo.”

“When there’s something strange, in the neighborhood, who
you gonna call?Technocracy!”

“Why don’t you just ask Allah to blow the door shut?”

“I don’t think that’s very scientific.”

“It’s more scientific than clicking a knife in and out of
its sheath and hoping that will produce wind.”

“I should have just taken my clothes off and said to him,
‘Take me, I’m a slut.’”

“Alcohol may make you feel good, but it doesn’t give you
an orgasm!”

“I wonder if I should kiss him goodnight.”

“With Anas watching?”

“Have a menage a trois!”

“How would that solve anything?”

“Yes!Three hands,
three pleasure centers!”

“Wait a minute…don’t you mean six hands?”

“They’re doing it with one hand tied behind their back!

“Or maybe they’re all one-armed sluts!”

“Thank you, oh benevolent GM, for letting me live so that
I may continue to botch.”

“Yeah, because nothing says lovin’ like brainwashing someone
into being a Technocrat.”

“We’re gorging ourselves on raisins and pickles.Good God, you’d think we were all pregnant.”

“I…want…”

(gasp)“SEX!”

“Come on, everybody here has almost killed Lindley.It’s like a rite of passage in the Technocracy.”

“From now on, this will be referred to as the session where
everyone said no to drugs.”

“Okay.No more pot
for you.If you smoke it again, do
you know what that means?”

(gasp, small voice)“No
sex for me…”

“Carmen Bright is in your apartment?”

“Yes, and she ate my whole fridge.”

“The cooling unit must have gone down a little hard.”

“Now she’s got a belly full of freon.Mmm!”

Lindley calls Reed while Reed is flushing Alvin’s pot down
the toilet:

“Dr. Grey?”

“Yes?”

[Sound of a toilet flushing.]

“Sorry to catch you at such a bad time.”

“No, it’s okay.I’m
just flushing the pot right now.”

“I hear that.”

“I’m still here at the construct.I didn’t want to walk very far with pot in my pants.”

“Misery loves company.But
so does sadism.”

“It’s like she has Montezuma’s revenge!”

“Yes!I’m a weapon!Just aim me at the opposition and let me go!”

“I have my gun, my grenades, and my sanity.I’m all set.”

“I just realized that Technocracy is turning into Evangelion.I’m going crazy and slowly retreating into my mind, just like Asuka.Reed is Misato going off and shooting all the corrupt people.So I think Adrian should get into a giant robot
and go fight some Angels!”

“We don’t have a werewolf.And even if we did, we’d just have to kill it.”

“Alvin?Alvin?If you can just focus, I promise I’ll make
love to you like nothing else.”

(immediately)“What
do you want?”

“Yeah!We’re in the
anus of the labyrinth!”

“Now we can have a conga line!”

“A conga line of Willpower rolls!”

“Do you think any of these people will be happy to walk all
the way through a Nephandi labyrinth just to find out that she killed herself
without us?”

“Yeah, she should have waited so we could help.”

“Well, Dr. Grey, when a man loves a woman…”

“Their friends don’t want to hear it.”

“You guys go out for coffee, then.”

“Agent Lindley doesn’t drink coffee!”

“When she’s with Adrian, she does.”

“You whore!”

“Nothing says breakfast like murder!”

“My cat doubles as a loofah!”

“Does he have the I-just-had-sex-with-myself look?”

“Ooh, sperm!What?!”

“I think what you’ve been doing is very healthy, and I’d
like to commend you.”

“What?!”

“Well, you know.As
the computer experts around here would say, you’ve been double-clicking your
mouse.”

“If this ship was a man, I would be on him in two minutes.”

“First of all, I would like to state that torturing injured
people is no fun.”

“You’re chief psycho.I’m
chief doctor.”

“I’m allergic to chaos.”

“I think we should make little Lindley clones and then kill
them.”(Only funny because this
happened later in the session.)

“So Dr. Grey, Adrian goes over to you to get jabbed…”

“So we meet again, Mr. Bond.”

“Okay, I’m not going to abbreviate ‘analysis room’ that way.If I do, it says ‘anal room.’”

“Agent Lindley goes in the anal room!”

“It happened on the date that it happened on…”

“Why do you know about my pscyh record?”

“That’s right, why do you know about her psych record?”

“Because you’re talking about it!”

“Most of the Iowans I’ve met are against the stereotypical
flat land and corn trees.”

“You don’t have a much higher Intelligence than me.You has a 5 and I has a 4.”(This quote won the Spilled Milk Award.)

“This steak is bigger than my window!”

“You don’t have a window.”

“So it’s bigger!”

“We weren’t sure if Seiji was alive or dead when he escaped.”

“Can we keep November as our drug-sniffing pet?”

“A Nephandi-sniffing dog!Well, she’d say Nazi-sniffing dog.”

“That sounds like a really bad insult.‘Come out here and fight like a man, you Nazi-sniffing
dog!’”

“Is he wearing a sailor suit?You know, she may have a fantasy about that.”

“Having sex with an ex-Virtual Adept in a sailor suit?”

“Yeah, I imagine her doin’ it with a steak hanging out of
her mouth like Homer Simpson.”

(momentary pause)“Eww!”

“FUCK YOU, DICE!FUCK
YOU!”

“Does he get a boner?”

“What is wrong with you people?You know, you were the one who went to the trouble of creating the
moment.”

“I created this moment, and now I’m going to take it away!”

“Never let it be said that a Marauder never gave you anything.”

“Dude, she gave me meat!”

“Hey, Anas, look at me.I’m a sexy Middle Eastern girl…”

“Oh no, I need to put up my sex shield, my hearing condom…”

“Now it’s time for Lindley to go back to her place and double-click
her mouse.”

“Look at all the relationships going on here.Nikki and Beth, Missy and Beth, Rachel and
Beth, Anne and Beth, Beth and Beth…”

“Haven’t you ever had a girlfriend tease you like that, and
then you think, ‘I wish that was mine?’”

“Yeah, and then they bite it, and you think, ‘Man, I’m sure
glad it isn’t.’”

“My favorite body part just fell off.”

“When you’re out in space, and you want some loving…not the
‘unh! unh!’ kind, but the ‘awwww’ kind, what do you want?A cat.”

“He nods imperceptibly…”

“Wait a minute.If
it’s imperceptible, how can she see it?”

“We used to play all sorts of games in the corn.The best one was always making crop circles.”

“Now that sounds like a euphemism…”

“It’s a triple-date dungeon crawl!”

“No, you cannot smoke the rope.”

“I was just trying to lighten the humor!”

“I’m jumping with a plan, not jumping aaaauuugh!”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way, but you have a large
slug on your neck that has corrupted your brain.”

“Now you have two pissed-off Technocrats pissed off at you!”

“I don’t wanna sleep in that bed again.It’s all covered in Adrian and Emily sex.”

“If you’re going to ask me to laminate your cheese…”

“Does this have anything to do with Adrian grabbing your
breast when you fell down the shaft?”

“Perhaps you should think of scheduling a gynecological exam,
because you are over 18.Anyway, nice
cheese.”

“Cervical cancer is no laughing matter.”

“What made you think of that?”

“Cheese.”

“I’m wondering if Dr. Grey should just say the thing that’s
on her mind right now.”

“Rachel, you know that the answer to that is always yes.”

“Would anybody like to accompany me to the demon-infested
mess hall?”

“I’m in love with Adrian!”

“Everybody already knew that.”

“No, not Emily!Nikki!Nikki’s in love with Adrian!”

“It’s dark, and she’s playing with hormones.”

“Can you dodge unconsciousness?”

“Do I look like Einstein?No!I look like Derek, but
I’m really Dr. Grey!”

“By the way, Ensign Malven, you might want to invest in some
tampons.”

“Oh, and I forgot to mention: There’s a chair loose on this
ship somewhere.”

“I want Awakened socks.”

“We should name it Sweater-y.”

“How about Chance Marcus Larson?”

“Chance Marcus Sweater!”

“Girls are sleek and pretty.Guys are dangly.”

“Out of curiosity, if I was to have sex with him during this
week…”

“He’d be having his period.”

“Something random got dropped into my mouth, and it feels
like food…”

“So, have you ever kissed a guy before?”

“No, but I’ve never been a girl before…”

“I’ll be right back, because I have to pee.”

“That’s because I’m so exciting.”

“Right, Rachel.”

“Yes, I drive you to urination.”

“What I want to know is, what Nephandi would be Hitler, and
if we met him how fast would we have to run?”

“Tent condom?Damn,
that’s a big penis.”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way, Agetn Lindley, but
the more I get to know you, the more human you seem.”

“I’d like to think the union that you and Adrian have is
beautiful and not gross.”

“Throwing the hatchet?Is
that a euphemism for sex?”

“Carnivorous moss ate my buttocks!”

“Hmm, Derek sounds like a girl during sex.”

“That’s because he is a girl during sex.”

“Do I get flashes of Adrian?Of the many, many pleasures of Adrian?”

“Aah, just…just stop thinking at me.”

“You just sit outside and listen to the sounds of dirty,
dirty love.”

“Rage against the Nephandi!”

“That sounds like a really bad World of Darkness band…”

“Okay.Alvin can
be Alvin, you can be Simon, and I’ll be Theodore.”

“Okay, Mindy.”

“Mindy?”

“Well, you went by Mindy at one time.Why not do it again now?”

“Okay, but then you should know, I’m going to call you Emmy
whether you like it or not.”

“Derek needs an alias.Let’s
make it…Ricky.”

(Lucy Ricardo voice)“Awww, Ricky, why can’t I be on the show?”

“I know!We could
set up a kissing booth and use that to earn money!”

“I’m going to get a drink.”

“Derek, for our next date, how do you feel about homicide?”

“I go looking for the kitchen.Is there a kitchen?”

“Well…sure, a public kitchen on the first floor.”

“No!That’s not what
I meant.”

“Okay…do you want a little kitchenette thing in your room?You could probably find one of those, too.”

“No!I don’t want
that, either.”

“Then what do you want?”

“It’s like…oh man, how do I say this?You know that place in fantasy novels where
everyone goes to get food and drinks, and it’s the kitchen downstairs and
the hotel upstairs?”

“OH!You mean an
inn!”

“I guess so.”

“Then why did you say kitchen?If you’d just said inn, the D&D player in my brain would have
kicked in and immediately understood what you meant.”

“…And if I combine it all, then I end up with a giant pickled
egg cigarette butt with trinkets!”

“Roll Perception plus Streetwise to get married.”

“What I’m going to do is soak with one hand and dodge with
the other.”

“Hey, fucko, nice job you did on my engines!”

“…Did you just call my character ‘fucko?’”

“You’re getting another blast of darkness up the poop chute.”

“I have carpal tunnel syndrome from using the replicator.”

“This is how I always imagined my honeymoon would be: competing
with J-pop and making loud sex noises while hopped up on amphetamines.”

“Aww…they’re co-dependent.”

“Heh heh heh…”

“What are you contemplating?”

“Oh, nothing.”

“You’re going to spray Fuck Me on Branwyn, aren’t you?”

“And Blow Me on Zack.”

“It’s an orgy!Everybody
was kung fu fighting…oh oh oh…”

The PCs:Branwyn [don't remember
the last name], a Void Engineer. Basically she was Faisa again, except Irish
instead of Emirati. Played by Anne.
Melinda Jane Grey, a New World Order (Psych Ops) psychiatrist. Lives entirely
within the Technocracy following a somewhat traumatic and unexpected Enlightenment.
Ditched her fiance (a Tradition mage, though she didn’t know it at the time)
to do it; he’s now looking for her. Played by Rachel.Emily Nicole Lindley, a
New World Order operative. A former star agent who fell from grace after botching
a raid on a chantry and having her brain scrambled by a Tradition mage. Now
suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and a pathological fear of chaos
and is the source of great amusement for the rest of her amalgam. Played by
Nikki.Sara Reed, a Progenitor
FACADE Engineer. A very recent addition to the Technocracy who is eager to
prove herself and almost fanatically devoted. Likes anime, Disney movies,
kung fu, and her dog. Has developed a pathetic and futile crush on Adrian.
Played by Missy.

Storyteller: Beth.

Fallen Comrades:Ahlic Lenkey, a Void Engineer
(Pan-Dimensional Corps). Got fed up with the amalgam and defected to the Traditions
at the urging of his wife, a Celestial Chorist. Played by Missy.Faisa bint Mara, a member
of the Syndicate (Special Projects Division). Also works for the State Department
as a representative of her home country, the United Arab Emirates. Seems like
a model employee, but has some dark and nasty secrets just beneath the surface.
Died from Nephandi. Played by Anne.Cassondra Myles, a New World
Order grey suit valley girl who drove a pink PT Cruiser and said “like” a
lot. Reassigned to a construct in California, along with her twin sister.
Played by Jenny.