...But then it turns out Curse never existed and he is just a figment of all UGN Security member's and Police official's imaginations and that Crime was really staring because he created 'Curse' in his mind just like that dude in Fight Club did...

... That he had shaved off of Robin Wiilliams' *** and decided to eat, then he somehow tries to blame it on Curse, but then everyone laughs at him because Curse never existed anyplace but Crime's own mind...