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Happy Halloween.

Good morning: for the third straight All Hallow's Eve, I present the Human Dickwad (click image). Your costume sucks the balls on his chin, in comparison. Also, here's the best Halloween-themed ad I've seen since I started this site. No, I'm not going to the NYC parade; I went once years ago, and that was enough. I'll be drinking vodka and shooting some bar pool with my girlfriend while wearing a black and orange leather Jughead hat.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Confessions of a cold-hearted Montreal newspaper OBIT writer.

In Virginia: Republicans vote Nov. 4th, Democrats Nov. 5th.

At least, according to this official-looking (though typo-filled) flier being posted around Richmond. Expect to see the flashing siren atop Drudge any minute now drawing attention to this story. (Virginian Pilot, via)

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The Viagra Missile.

A crazy little blue pill-popping man keeps driving this "Viva Viagra" missile through NYC's various tunnels and the cops have not once inspected the fucking thing. Are you watching terrorists? Design your next attack as an ad stunt and you'll be able to blow-up whatever the fuck you want. Plus, stupid Pfizer is suing the goofball. What idiots. They should be calling cash-strapped NASA to sponsor every one of their future rocket launches. (link, via)

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

It's A Vintage Men's Fashion Ugly-Off.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

copyranter on COILHOUSE: surfin' Mandela...

...grillin' Gandhi, chillin' Dalai Lama. With some scary retouching, a Danish newspaper imagines what history's leading activists would look like if they hadn't been so...active. It's the third Weekly Ad Uncoiling. (link)