The kind of girl (well, she claims to be a girl) that you want to hug and never let go, except to admire her amazing arse. She's funny, beautiful, loveable, irresistable and perfect in every way. She's like a drug, once you're exposed, you can't do without her and you never want to let go, your life will get better by 1000% when she walks into it and you will never want to look back.

1. A good looking guy, who is as smart as hell and always gets the girls. He is praised by women, he is a sex god. You don't wanna fuck with that guy whose macing on those chicks over there!

2. A dope ass nigga who stacks paper, reels in the hoes and is street wise. He knows how to throw his knuckles at you, so you best be getting the fuck away from that guy, Ladies go mad when the see him walking in the streets, all glistening and shining but haters gonna hate!

"Are you sure about that house? Maybe you should ask your REA for some inside advice?"
or
"As your REA, I advise you to .." (with great Oscar Zeta Accosta notes & intonations as seen in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas")