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Apple Wants To Create The iGay Gene

Ever wonder why Apple’s first logo was a apple with a rainbow? It was to show their dying support for the homo gay agenda.

Also, ever notice that the apple has a bite taken out of it? That is a symbolism of when Adam took a bite out of the forbidden fruit. This was there way of showing that they wanted their users to taste the rotten fruit of homosexuality.

Ever notice that iComputers are used in every major Homowood movie? It is because Apple likes to support the non God believing movie community.

I guess Apple doesn’t believe in Adam and Eve, but Adam and STEVE Jobs.

This homo supporting company needs to stay away from our children. All their marketing is targeted at our children, so they can flash subliminal homo gay agenda propaganda on our childrens iTones, iCellphones and iComputers.

Anyone who buys a Apple product is saying “Please have homo sin hole sex with my child” or “I want my daughter to be a fish sin slit worshiper.”

If we don’t stop this whore machine, one day you will see a commercial from Apple with a homo gay man asking “Where is the nearest elementary school?” and a voice will say “Oh sweetie, there is an app for that!” It will be called the homos gps for raping America’s children’s.

Steve Jobs has always been a sypothizer of homosexuality. He’s also an environmental wacko, as he displayed this by putting that antiamerican Al Gore on his board of directors. apple computers are embedded with homosexuality. Mr. Jobs is part of lucifers army.

Hun, didn’t anyone ever teach you that in the bible it says that prejudice is worse than following tradition? <3 I mean…Your God says you should accept homosexuals, even if it goes against tradition, because being an ass to people is not what God would want you to do. Espically since homosexualism is just a slow change to asexuallity. <3 It's all evolution.

so wait
just because it has an apple with a rainbow as a logo it will turn me gay?
how the fuck does that work? no seriously i wanna know how these products are suposed to turn me gay i’m VERY intrested.

funny word play but yeah.
if a mobliphone or pc can turn me gay i really wanna know how that works.
seriously that kind of techonology must be useable to quite a lot of great stuff. i mean if it can turn me gay maybe we could even make a similar version that would make these people less insane!

subliminal messaging has been completly disproven and even asumeing it wasn’t then how the hell is something as simple and natural as an apple and a rainbow gonna make me gay…wait did you just admit being gay is completly natural? i mean you just said that apples and rainbows are enough to do it and i see more than enough of both in nature

You really need to stop confusing me with the other writers of this site. Tyson Bowers wrote this article, not me. And further, no one but you liberals have suggested that an acutal apple or rainbow could turn you gay, we are just pointing out that companies like Apple are using their gay cymbalogy to sublirminaly promote their agenda. Diggle dock.

PLEASE (Christians), stop the IGNORANCE & BIGOTRY! You are hindering social progress and are being delusional about the reality of the world and human nature. Also, I’m not a homosexual or a mac user and a Christian-fyi.

you guys sicken me beyound words in any language, except the american pig language, which i shall speak now because you are fluent in it. you, are by far, worse than anything or anyone that has ever been on this website mentioned as “evil” anyone who agrees with a single sentence of anything on this “christian community” should have their ankles ripped off with a pair of exceptionally strong tweezers then shot by a gun shooting pure hydrochlroic acid continuosly until you are barely recognisable as the shell of humans you once were, if i EVER find out who one of you is in reality, even if you just left a positve comment on this website i swear i will hunt you down and kill you painfully and bloodely ( and by the way For.the.love.of.g-d you are using technology you primitive fool). will anyone ever find out? no, they wont, no-one cares about you really, you are the scum of the earth desperately trying to stay in your accepting group that you worked so hard to find led by a man (of course its a man you fools) who believes changing the world for the worse will help save humanity, well, let me tell you you despicable, damnable traitors to humanity nothing will ever happen, you, are failures have always been failures and you will never achieve anything in your life. so, why dont you get your black slaves out of the basement and make yourself a grilled cheese samwhich while you cry over how deplorabely pathetic you are, whats your response? “i was trying to save the world?” WAKE UP, the only reason you are even posting these monstrocities is because YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE WORLD AROUND YOU, YOU IGNORANT AMERICAN SWINE.

Despite the fact that I am a mac user, despite the fact that I am not a homosexual, and despite the fact that I am an atheist. Setting all of that aside I got a good laugh out of this posting. It is sad that people like the author are so ignorant of the realities of the world as to hold views like this.

One word springs to mind, biggot. It must be terrifying to live in the authors world, where he can fabricate disparate pieces of information to provide a clear picture of his own ignorance, intolerance and medieval thinking. I am sure the author would think the Inquisition was good and just.

People like this author are the reason religion is failing and in free fall in the Western World. Keep it up and thank you. Keep spilling the views on to the net, your sinking your own ship!

i love my whore machine! i made the switch from using window about a year ago and, wow! what a difference. i haven’t had the urge to eat pussy yet but guess that should be kicking in anytime now. i think my husband will be devastated but he’s a microsoft guy so what does he know.

i know you probably don’t support education and learning and faggy things like that, but a little grammar lesson would make you look like less of an ass.

Whoa now …… “WHORE MACHINE” !!?!? If I would have known this, I would have dropped Windows 7 like a priest drops his pants at the Vienna Boys Choir. Where do the whores come out of ?!?!? Is there like a slot in the back or something ?

This is truly hilarious. I sincerely hope this article is a joke, because I do make a point of not laughing at people with…interesting world beliefs, and would be very disappointed with my sinful, atheist self if I offended a racist homophobic ignorant hamster-rapist.

I beesechus the lord almighty for my sinning, sin-hole seeking ways. I just bought an iphone, and I didn’t know this handy little device would lead me down the dark road to looking for the sin-slit-fish demon of sexual perversion.
My only question to the faithful is this: I am concerned about my iphone making me a homosexual …… is there an app to lead me back on the straight path ?

Sorry to follow up on my own post, but I am in dire need of help. I just downloaded the “Sexual Positions” app, but I can’t find the “sin-hole” position anywhere. Do you think it would be under the Glory Hole, or Anal Sex section ?
I am not a dirty homosexual, but sadly I have friends who are … now that I have an iphone, will they be drawn to want to ravage my virgin anus ?

Sorry … just thought of another issue: Now that I am in danger of becoming a sin-hole seeking homosexual with an iphone, what happens if I go out to a lunch with two other guys from work; one who is a god-fearing, straight as can be, lumberjack type, (who has a Blackberry), and the other is a dirty homosexual, who while is an element of satan, does have amazing taste in fine men’s-wear, has an iphone … do the two iphones combine demonic-homo powers and take over the straight lumberjack with the Blackberry ? He is a friend of mine, and I wouldn’t want to see his sin-hole get violated.

This article reminds me that the rainbow is a sign of God’s eternal covenant with man…the symbol of God’s love for his children, despite the need to punish us when we are sinful. Perhaps God has allowed the gays to use the sign of the rainbow because it is with them that His true covenant lies…

Actually, the first real commercial use of the “Rainbow” was on Lucky Charms, and as a person of Irish roots, I am offended …… at whom, I am not sure. I am a newly converted, sin-hole-seeking homosexual because I bought an I phone … so I am dealing with a slight identity crisis at the moment …. but rest ASSURED …. when I find myself again, he (or she) who(m) has offended my Irish roots will be punished

But I didn’t know I was a gay until I read this article … I’m not even sure what a sin-hole is … I am more confused over the “fish-sin-slit” … am I supposed to be aroused, or just hungry ? (It sounds like a Greek Fish recipe)
In any event, I am mad about this Rainbow issue, I am mad that Apple has made me a gay, and now I am even more angry I have to change over all my TiVo season passes to Project Runway, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy …..

You sound resistant to the idea that Apple has made you gay. Between the Lucky Charms and Apple logos, you must see that this is God’s way of trying to reach you. There are many ways to explore this new side of yourself and discover the pleasures of your sin hole.

Sadly, I was unable to find the fish-sin-slit in either my iPhone kamasutra app or my cookbooks, so perhaps someone else here can help you

So another thought about this … does your level of being a gay correlate to the size of the Apple device that is sexually corrupting you ? If you get an ipod shuffle, does that mean you are like mildly bi-curious? Up to a full desktop Mac, and you find yourself blowing guys behind the 7-11 for nickels ?

I think this is a very significant issue, and we wont fully understand how the igay works until we explore this issue

Are the comments to the articles on there satire like the articles? I’d be wasting my time less if I found an uncensored grade school forum… The idiotic comments to articles on this site are great example of the fool opening his mouth and displaying his folly.

So by your logic, everything with rainbows is gay? (sorry if that’s not correct grammar) I have a rainbow background on my computer, is it gay? And I think the apple had a bite from it because it looked cool.

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Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals