Joined an online games rental thing again. Added a bunch of ace games and a few boring ones to my queue. Obviously, sending me the ones I really want is out of the question. Instead, I get Bullet Witch and the latest FIFA game, UEFA something or other. It's pretty much the same thing as the really great old Playstation ones except slower and... Read More

The Psycho remake is on the telly. Aragorn and Her Out Of The Lost World are rummaging about. I can't play any more of The Darkness because the game is cheating somehow and making me be crap. Every time I look at that picture up there I can't help but giggle. It is, perhaps, my favourite image in the entire world ever. There... Read More

Went to see Stewart Lee last night. After the initial confusion of seeing a famous person in the flesh and thinking, "What's he doing out of that tiny box in my room? How did he escape? Will more follow?" everything went fine. There was a scary moment when I thought he was going to pull some sort of Andy Kaufman stunt to piss everybody... Read More

He was quick, Stew. He might've overheard him on the cruise saying it, but even then it was a gamble. He could've asked him what he did for a living and he could've answered "Oh, i work for Shell" so even knowing he worked for them, there was a risk it wouldn't work. Oh he was amazing, Stew - much better than you

It's two in the morning. I have to be up for work at six. Do I sleep or power through? Sleeping is brilliant but there comes the inevitable disappointment of having to wake up. Powering through is shit and boring, but I worked today and I'm working tomorrow so, technically speaking, if I power through and avoid sleeping then it only counts as... Read More

My Xbox 360 was clearly trying to be funny by having this feature I've never heard of. I'd unplugged the big, fat cable from the console to my TV so I could move it around, heavy beast that it is, and then decided to check if there was a disc in it first, clever boy that I am. The on button suddenly glowed... Read More

Still off work. Watching through Buffy for the first time. Up to Season Four now. Buffy won't stop whining and there haven't been any ace villains yet, but Giles in a sombrero? Best season ever. After watching so many episodes in a row, it is getting a little tiring that every single person who gets turned into a vampire suddenly gains the power... Read More