5.) If you've ever wanted to play a drinking game with Rashida Jones and Conan...
Here's your chance.

6.) Nick Cannon is playing into his wife's fake feud with Nicki Minaj.
Add Billy Bush to the equation and this whole situation equals a big UGH.

7.) Schmidt tries to get ahead by pretending to be a Romney on New Girl.
Tuggb Romney is my favorite of the Romney boys.

8.) Jenny McCarthy horrifies Stephen Colbert with her worst moment as a Catholic.
It's all fun and games until someone steals from the collection basket.

9.) Everyone breaks up on Glee — no, seriously. Everyone.
Blaine and Kurt break up because Blaine cheats. Rachel and Finn break up because Finn goes MIA. Santana and Brittany break up because of...something. Can you hear Tumblr crying?