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Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…

Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.

Tintumon: Dad , there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow …..
Dad: Tintu , What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ???
Tintumon : It is …. . Just You , me and The Principal !!!

Teacher : What is the formula of water ?
Tintumon : H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNiHCl(COOH)2O

Teacher : What is this ?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!

Dundumon : Why did you sleep with a scale ?
Tintumon : Because , I want to measure how long I have slept !!!!!!!

Tintumon’s doubt......
The black box of the Aeroplane is indestructible .
But why do they not make the Aeroplane of the same material ???

Teacher : Tintumon , You have been sending E-Mails to other Students that I am Ugly ???
Tintumon : Sorry Madam ... I didn’t realize that you wanted to Keep it a Secret …

Tintumon and Dundumon were beggars .
Tintumon : I had a grand dinner at Taj hotel yesterday .
Dundumon : How ???
Tintumon : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday . I went to Taj hotel and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-
and enjoyed the dinner . When the bill came , I said , I had no money .
The hotel manager called the police man and handed over me to him . I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow
and he set me free.