New York City  Thats right. The Super Zeroes cant stand to
miss a party, so they made the trip to NYC and will be popping up here
and there at convention hotspots. Dont be surprised if you run into
your favorite Zero as he or she mixes and mingles with all the GOP big
wigs.

The Super Zero Roster

Enron Ed

The elder statesman of the Super Zeroes, Eddy-Boy has been
showing a propensity to show up in the same cities at the same time as
Republican National Committee (RNC) Chair Ed Gillespie for months now.
Youll know youve spotted Enron Ed when you see a caped figure, in
mask and tights, proudly displaying the Enron logo. Gillespie, of
course, recognizes the logo from the golden years of Enron when he was
lobbying for them, and the big wigs werent in jail.

Hal E. Burton

Hal takes time out of his busy schedule packed with independent
investigations, spending the tax-payers $7 billion for the no bid
contract in Iraq that garnered overpriced soda and rancid food, and
contributing money to Republicans to follow former Halliburton CEO Dick
Cheney around the country. Hals oversized foam cowboy hat topped by an
oil derrick sets him apart from the other Zeroes.

Lt. George W. Bush

The Lt., identified by a flight suit, made his Super Zero debut at
the Democratic National Convention. Lt. Bush is more likely to show up
at political rallies than for things like medical exams. In general he
is elusive and unreliable, but he cuts a fine figure in his uniform!

Miss Leader (Say it fast and you get misleader!)

Miss Leader recently broke the Super Zero glass ceiling by joining
the boys in her tiara, and sash. This is a lady who loves to misdirect.
She shouts out directions in a way that is assertive, if misguided.
Dont ask her for directions if you want to get where youre going. And
dont try to tell her shes wrong. She never admits her mistakes.

The Un-Credible Hulk

The Un-Credible Hulk seems like a normal guy, but he says a whole
lot of stuff that just isnt based in reality. When he starts talking
about turning a corner in the face of depressing jobs numbers, soaring
health care costs, and a plummeting stock market you know hes hulked
out to becomethe Un-Credible Hulk.

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