Summary: He saved my life, but that doesn't obligate me liking him! It's not that he's a jerk or anything, on the contrary: he's a perfect gentleman! It's his goddamn hair that bothers me...The way things are heading, though, it looks like he's going to be a big part of my life. [Unreciprocated DtK/OC. RE-WRITTEN. Slow updates. No happy endings.]

Summary: "None of this can actually be happening. If it makes you more comfortable...none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true. Even so, the next thing that happened, happened like this:" --American Gods, by Neil Gaiman; Chapter 18

[A warped love story told in fragments. Greatly influenced by the novel, American Gods, by Neil Gaiman. Title is subject to change.]