I am definitely among the "natural" team. I've had girlfriends with
small,medium,large and even one "huge tracks of land",size boobs...but all
natural. Augmented ones,pardon the pun, always stand out. ( Aside from the fact
that most said geniusessess (?) have to A) Announce them to the world and B)
Have you grope their sensetive as a sack of cement LIES! ) ( Tongue in
cheek,that last bit. ).

That said...once you start becoming a size Queen...beware you don't find
yourself being measured up by a Size King! ( N'es pas? )

So,let's seperate the swine from the other swine... Natural or Enhanced ?

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Diana
Diana
offline 72
Re: (. )( .)
Yesterday, 9:03 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
> They look pretty good (I only saw them clothed). She had most of the cast of
the show we were in test-feel them.

Well, obviously the show you were in together wasn't Postcards, eh?

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, August 22, 2007 - 10:22 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I have a friend who was naturally blessed with what she referred to as Triple
A's -- very small breasts that were decidedly not in proportion to the rest of
her feminine curves, which are, in everyone's opinion, just right. So she had
implants, which she proudly informs pretty much everyone about. They look pretty
good (I only saw them clothed). She had most of the cast of the show we were in
test-feel them.

Revision on the whole "realisation after weening thingy"...NO,it wasn't Sally
Kellerman in M*A*S*H! A fellow Bay Area born reminded me of something even
earlier! In the late 1960's and up until around 1972,Channel 36 ( a UHF
channel,no less! ),used to have a station I.D. featuring Carol Doda's photo (
she of the silicon boobs ),and her sexily intoning, "You're watching The Perfect
36!" She wore a rather tight black jumper... WOW! ( They apparently let her
go,as she was expanding and inadvertantly hawking for Channel 44! )

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 9:52 PM
in response to: (. )( .)
So the first toplessness I saw on film was the scene at the wedding in the
beginning of The Godfather that I saw in the theatre when it came out. I wasn't
expecting it and the realization that I was about to see a grown woman's breasts
hit me a split second before the actual reveal. I was absolutely shocked to see
that her nipples weren't erect, I didn't think such a condition was possible but
there it was. I was in awe. It's ridiculous, but I can still picture that
moment, that and the one where Sonny gets gunned down in a hail of bullets.

-- Odes:
"I Think That I Shall Never See, A Pair As Firm And Round As Thee!"

-- Breastfeeding anecdotes (people who wisecrack about you feeding your baby
naturally really do deserve to be squirted) :
Er...yes,lets all invite ourselves to a free face slapping from the other half..

-- Short essays on the symbolic power of breasts:
They have the power - as history shows - to enslave Man's world!

-- Symmetry?!?:
Erm...rare.

-- Love/hate relationship with your brassiere(s):
Once given a home decorated sports bra by my Ren.Faire fan club...it pushed me
the wrong way!

available on
Rusty Warren Bounces Back - Jubilee LP, 1961
Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time, Vol. 3: The
1960's - Rhino LP/CS 822, 1985
and probably some other funny song compilations

You know girls, it's great to live in a democracy today, where freedom is
everywhere. But girls, we often take this freedom for granted: freedom of
speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of action. But you know gals, just
because a bunch of men signed that Declaration Of Independence in 1776,
doesn't mean that freedom was for men alone. Oh no, you take Tom Jefferson,
Ben Franklin, John Hancock - he's a helluva guy for you right there! All
these men had wives. They probably had a few broads on the side too. These
women wanted freedom just as much as their men did. But gals, I wonder, do
we? I think it's time that we women thought about it a bit. Hell, I think
it's time we did something about it. So come on, fellow females of the 20th
century! Be glad that you're an American! Proclaim your freedom! Stand at
attention! Pledge Allegiance! And...

Bounce your boobies, get into the swing.
Bounce your boobies, the swing is everything.
Makes no difference if they're big or small,
As long as you - ooh! - give 'em your all.

Loosen the bra that binds you!
Take it off if you feel like it!
Come on, bounce your boobies.
Here we go. Doesn't that feel good?
Bounce your boobies.

You know girls, men aren't the only people in the world today that have
something to give, but it sure looks like it sometimes. Just look around
you - men stick out all over the place. Big fat cigars. Big fat stomachs.
And just where they should stick out - phhbtt! - where is it?!

Yes, girls, we know what we've got, and we know what they're worth. So come
on, gals, let's get into the swing of things. Give your boobies some
freedom! All together now!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 9:33 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
It must be said the first time I really went "Wow...BOOBS!" was when I was a
teenager and saw the World Premiere of Madonna's "Like A Virgin".

There's a song on one of my Dr. Demento tapes called "Bounce Your Boobies". I
can't recall who performs it, though. Anyone care to find and post the lyrics?
(I don't have the time to search for it and post it right now, or I would. )

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, July 25, 2007 - 11:18 PM
in response to: (. )( .)
As most of you know there is a competing thread that is trying to get more
responses than this one about (. )( .) Now that thread has lots of boob
references in it and I think that is dirty pool in the old
500-replies-first-and-I-win-a-pony contest that we seem to be in. That thread is
up to like 282 by now and here we are languishing at 250-something.

Now I just know that all you boob fans out there are just as excited as I am
about Winning At All Costs, even if it means that my bosom buddy Ana's thread
(the compeTITion) finishes second. After all, we hold up the high ground here,
with both hands if necessary, since OUR thread requires more than the one-word
responses that the other megathread accepts as a "reply".

So... let's all reach behind our back, or that of a loved one, unhook, and let
our bountiful replies bounce us over the 500 reply mark so we can claim
participation in the Greatest Thread Of All Time; inspired by that enduring
symbol of love, motherhood, and the milk of human kindness, (. )( .) Let's see
those replies, preferably both of them at once just like I always envision it
happening.

-- Most unexpected breast sighting (like at that air show)
-- First time you cared about breasts (after weaning)
-- Songs or videos (like the one that the irrepressible Tanyer posted)
-- Boob jokes
-- Odes
-- Breastfeeding anecdotes (people who wisecrack about you feeding your baby
naturally really do deserve to be squirted)
-- Short essays on the symbolic power of breasts
-- Symmetry?!?
-- Love/hate relationship with your brassiere(s)
-- Make up your own category here

As always, please don't embarrass yourself or anyone else. This is for good
clean fun.

Traveled the world from sea to sea,
Seen them in all forms
Its such a rude mammitude
It oft inspires songs
All the little boys with eyes full of joys are going
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Shake 'em all around,make them move up and down, going:

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Molly
Molly
offline 3
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, June 29, 2007 - 10:24 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Ok, I'm new here, and I'm surprised no one has beaten me to it - with all these
new Dickens tittles, there will now have to be an Otherboobistan.

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Cherie
Cherie Moore
offline 107
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 5:20 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
For some reason, unbeknownst to me, mine are "the boys". Dunno why. They just
seemed "boy-ish". This was *before* I had kids, though. They got bigger with
each kid! I guess I should re-think their name. Mostly I just call them
"Boobies".

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:42 PM
in response to: (. )( .)
Favorite slang term for breasts? (One per person please. You can't have ten
favorites.)
There are apparently more slang terms for breasts than there are for being drunk
PLUS for liquor itself.

In my mind all of the words for the breast equate to "tit" but I choose the
words I use in place of that for the audience and the meaning that I intend
to... uh express. And I think that "boob" is the least "loaded" of all. But
that's just me.

I don't know if that's worse than man-boobs (Here's the emoticon: |. .| funny
eh?) but I think I can say pretty, uh... firmly that I prefer the female human
boobs to either of the aforementioned substittytutes.

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Biggun
Biggun
offline 39
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:59 PM
in response to: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Peter, it was big of you to own up to it and to publicly apologize. Now back to
the original subject....

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
NOW...Let's get back on the right track!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:50 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
and talk about anyone's boobs but mine! *grin*

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:49 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Thank you. I accept and appreciate your apology. Very much. I love you and it
will all be okay.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:27 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
The original thought was a spice rack...but I made the WRONG choice and the
WRONG posting.

The "rack" membership was mine, and it was meant "in fun" with the context of
some of the earlier mentions made. In fact...the picture was NOT of Tanya at
all...it was, in fact, a random Google image that I had found. My intention was
not for it to be insulting...I was WRONG, and I was wrong for doing it. You are
all right...it was NOT COOL. I had no intention to hurt anyone's feelings and it
was a moment of unthinking rudeness.

I AM TRULY SORRY.

I truly value your friendship, and I do not wish this to tarnish our
relationship.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:09 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Yikes! So thats not Tanya's alter ego? Its someone else? That wasn't cool. I
thought it was Tanyer, became that profiles first friend earlier and then saw
BC's post and immediately got rid of them from my friends list along with a
little message before I did so stating in so many words: "NOT COOL!". Sorry
Tanya. Love ya!

Posting a profile of someone's breasts without their permission and pretending
that you are that person is disrespectful, and pretty creepy. I would like to
see a public apology, and deletion of the profile before the TOU folks gets
involved.

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Cat
Cat Taylor
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 12:44 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Wow, I got behind in my reading and just read this whole thing in one sitting.
Y'all are obsessed. I guess that's a good thing for those of us who are amply
endowed.... I gotta go check out that other thread now...

Not to mention one of the most magnificently engineered corsets in the western
hemispher. Yeehaw!

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Anas...
Anastasia Elizondo
offline 55
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 29, 2007 - 11:42 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
though my ladies are not large in size (large handfuls I would say) the Areolas
are quite large as are the nipples.
And I have had no complaint. So, I think Bob is right.
Breast are great no matter the size of the areolas. It's a Boob and that is what
matters.
My only contribution to this.
Except to say Sal's Molly has the nicest rack in my opinion. Ahhh to be so
endowed. Or just to hold them.

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Beth...
Beth aka Prue
offline 66
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 12:51 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
James and I were just talking about the time someone suggested a Minoan event
for PEERS, and you said "Now, really, who needs to see my nipples?" You MEANT it
as "That's SO not necessary," but a table of 8 took it as a sincere
question...and raised our hands.

Someone suggests the Minoan event every year, and we just can't get it voted
into being.

I like the ones without anything covering them up, thank you very much.

Late indeed, I've, uh... perked up for you all many times over the last FOURTEEN
DAYS! I started this thread that is more, uh.. ample than, uh... handfuls of
other threads that have, uhh... sagged early. In my estimation this thread is
probably making the servers at Utah Street Networks, uhhh... sway a bit under
the strain. My cup(s) runneth over, so to speak. Though I may be late in rising
to this particular occasion, you have my full underwired support.

And Bob, I know you tried to make good. russafrussin busy schedule! We'll just
have to hang out sometime and go for a drink. :)

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 10:52 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
well since you owe both tanya and myself a drink, i think that makes for a great
excuse for an introduction, over a couple of bob's famous martini's.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 9:33 AM
in response to: (. )( .)
Six more replies and someone wins a martini (or drink of your choice if I have
the ingredients). Maybe I'll even throw in a boob flash there too, if I can find
a willing model, like maybe Tanya who put me up to this.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely
candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they
do with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money
he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
what to do with them.

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Molly
Molly
offline 87
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 10:51 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"Can you use them as a parachute
or wings that let you glide?
Can you cast a cooling shadow
over most of Colorado?"

Now that's quite an image.

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Hºll¥
Hºll¥ ¢
offline 185
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 8:32 AM
in response to: (. )( .)
Okay, okay...I don't know if anyone else did this, but when I was in elementary
school we used to sing the "do your ears hang low" song, but switch it from
"ears" to "boobs." I s'ppose you can actually use...eh-hem...any body part...BUT
while we're on the subject, change it to "boobs."

www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyri...urears.htm

There are some newer versions to the song at the bottom of the link that are a
hoot(er) too! ;)

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 7:55 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
you know, infants get an endorphin rush similar to the rush that one gets from
heroin from mother's milk. that's why they quiet down and relax when being fed.
unfortunately, as you get older, that effect goes away, but the memory remains.
what other reason would we all have for being so obsessed with boobs? then
again... they are just wonderful in so many ways that we really have no choice
but to love them.

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Diana
Diana
offline 72
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 5:31 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Boobsalot. Ah, yes ... takes me back to 1966. The Fugs recorded that in 1965,
but it took a while to get to my neck of the woods. Looking back on it now, they
were something of a cross between Howard Stern and Monty Python. And very mind
expanding for a good little Southern girl just discovering the world. I don't
know if I can blame it on them, but a year later I was living in the
Haight-Ashbury, and dancing topless in North Beach ... (she said, with a worldly
chuckle).

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Claudia
Claudia Mother of all Mothers
offline 75
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 4:10 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I think we need to write a musical about Boobs. Hmmmm. What could the name be?
"Boobs of Broadway" I'm sure we can name it, (re)write the songs and cast it
within the week!

A proper Englishman must remain firm and stay on top if one is to get the job
done. Therefore I shall remain focused on the issues at hand, those things that
must be held firmly in our grasp. By Jove I must confess that the entire subject
comes to me as nothing less than the milk of human kindness, served in the most
natural and elegant fashion. We must take comfort in that most maternal of
endeavors, giving sustenance to our most cherished. In closing I refer soundly
to the duty of all good citizens to hold their beloved friends close to their
bosom.

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Paula
Paula
offline 52
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:32 AM
in response to: (. )( .)
You mean those things that blow up like a balloon while you are breast feeding
and are never the same after .

And you realize that most of the time, it isn't absolutely necessary. (. )( .)

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Eliz...
Elizabeth
offline 33
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:05 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Further evidence to support my theory that growing up and becoming mature only
means that you realize when you have to act grown up and mature!

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 12:26 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Payback for making me do a spit take that one time in Otherbookistan, Rene.
Although it was worth making Bob jealous.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
(. )( .)
Fri, January 12, 2007 - 11:22 PM
This is the thread to talk about boobs. Don't blame me Tanya made me do it.
Please no making fun of people or any negativity or I'll unhappy and delete the
thread.

OK, I'll start. (My apologies to Sir Mix A Lot)

I like the boobs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty grin
And those round things in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that top was stuffed
Deep in the bra she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring