Airplanes, cats, guns, war, the more than occasional rant about the kleptocracy of President Spanky and his party of treason, the spinelessness of the Democraps and ramblings about anything else that flits through the somewhat offbeat mind of an armed lesbian pinko as she slides down the Razor Blade of Life.Caveat lector.

Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the GroundWho is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, March 20, 2017

The Biggest Laugh I've Had About Trump in Weeks

That is almost funny. Andrew Jackson was an army general and a war hero. Trump was a draft-dodger. Jackson was in at least one gunfight, fought duels and carried the ball from a duel in his chest for the rest of his life.[1] Trump's only violenttowards women.

Jackson vs. Trump would be like taking a sword to a block of tofu.

I have little doubt that Old Hickory would regard The Donald as little more than a loudmouthed, short-fingered blowhard, if not a craven coward and a despicable insect because of the way Trump has treated women.
______________________________________________[1] His doctors believed that the ball was too close to Jackson's heart to operate. That was probably a good thing, as between the lack of anesthesia and ignorance of the Germ Theory of Disease, they probably would have killed him.

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