Jenna Fischers for Compliments

The bird who plays the 'Pam' in the American version of The Office, AKA Jenna Fischer, had this to say of Seann 'Stifler' William Scott, her co-star in The Promotion: "I got to lay in a bed with him, I got to make out with him, I got to hold his hand; I got to stand next to him in close quarters constantly. He's gorgeous. When I'm looking at him I need a 15 minute break before I look in a mirror because it would just depress me. His features are so perfectly, wonderfully defined. He's like a Greek God, and he's got tattoos and muscles. He's beautiful to look at, number one, and then he's funny and warm and earnest and sensitive and sweet... He's exactly the kind of man you want to bring home to your mom." D'you know what, Jenna, you should just give up on mirrors altogether cause, you know, you're just a total hound. I mean, look at you here. And here. OOOOH and here *winces*. Yikes. I'm not sure how in the name of jaysis Seann (who felt having another 'n' tacked on to his name would somehow complete him) managed to share space with you, what with your glowing skin and glossy hair. The gushing on the other hand?! Use it, WORK it, now THAT's an attractive attribute right there.