Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA
RebeccaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
RebeccaA: Hello
You: hello, looking for the name of a song with those lyrics
You: Big booty bitches thats where it gets Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
RebeccaA: I am searching for you now
You: and the person who sings it too please
You: thanks
RebeccaA: Sure, I can search for that. Just give me a few minutes
You: I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich. I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes
You: Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinaC
ChristinaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristinaC: Welcome to Chacha!
You: Hi Christina!
ChristinaC: What can I find you on the topic of Fish BLood tonight?
You: I had a question regarding fishes?
You: well more so their blood
ChristinaC: Absolutely! I will answer if I can!
You: How come fish has no blood?
You: I mean they do
ChristinaC: Yes
You: but when you pull them out of the water you would think it would all come spilling out their gills
ChristinaC: This is very true
ChristinaC: Let me see if I can find that answer for you!
You: Any lesser mortal having giant slits down their neck would die
You: Thank you!
ChristinaC: Exactly! Strange phenomenon, I say!
You: Thank you
ChristinaC: Wow, now you'd thing that there would be more information regarding fish blood on the world wide web
ChristinaC: I just can't believe how little info I am finding!
You: I understand
You: Im almost crying here
ChristinaC: Oh please dont
You: out of frustration i mean
ChristinaC: I will find you results!
ChristinaC: Let me try a different avenue!
ChristinaC: Please hold a moment. I will get this info if it takes me an hour!
You: Thank you! You are a gift to people who cant find information
ChristinaC: still searching
You: No problem, I just want to know what keeps their blood in
ChristinaC: Wow, check out hte mouth on that fishy!
You: Oh my!
You: Looks like it could be quite painful if you got your finger caught in one of those
ChristinaC: oh you are so right!
You: I like you christina, you are very helpful!
ChristinaC: I am so trying to be
ChristinaC: I know how frustrating it is to have a question and no answer for it.
You: And there are so many out there in the world
ChristinaC: Well hun, I have tried my best and just not found anything
You: wow
ChristinaC: I am so sorry.
You: its ok
You: I was amazed at that 3rd link
You: I didnt know fish blood could be pet food
ChristinaC: me either!
ChristinaC: Well I hope you have a fanstastic evening!
ChristinaC: Enjoy those links hun!
You: Thank you!
ChristinaC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CrystinaL
CrystinaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
CrystinaL: How are you?
You: I'm okay, for now
You: how are you?
CrystinaL: What can I find you about personal information?
CrystinaL: good, thank yoU!
You: first of all this is completely anonomous right? I mean I need help but it can't be tracked back to me right? I don't trust the internets anymore
You: I think some people are trying to get my informations
CrystinaL: no it can't be traced, the Chacha management can see these search sessions
You: and I need to know what my personal informations options are
You: awesome thank you
CrystinaL: I am not sure I understand, what kind of options are you looking for?
You: could you start with the sears tower blue prints
You: I worked there
You: and they have my stuff there
CrystinaL: let me see if I can find that for you
CrystinaL: they most likely wont have that info published but I am happy to look for you
You: okay
You: as long as it's not published it's fine
You: I'm worried about what they have, not what they don't
You: savvy?
CrystinaL: what I meant was they probably don't have that info available on the internet due to security issues.
You: that's what I mean too
You: are you trying to tell me what I already know?
CrystinaL: so you want me to look for something that is most likely not avaiable?
CrystinaL: lol
You: are you trying to put words in my mouth?
You: the fact of the matter is this
You: if they didn't put it on the internet, they can't get it
CrystinaL: I am trying to inform you that this search is most likely futile.
CrystinaL: that is true, who got it?
You: so if you search for it and find it we're in the clear
CrystinaL: yeah
You: now, I did some work with coliding surfaces, specificly balls touching
You: in various circumstances
You: is it always gay?
CrystinaL: that is a matter of opinon and morality, not mine
You: I think so, but I'm trying not to judge
You: oh, you should look up judges
You: !
You: like scalia
You: I bet he likes his balls touching, other ............balls
CrystinaL: I am sorry, we have to stick to the topic at hand, each of the pages I search on are linked to the keyword about the Sears Tower
CrystinaL: and I don't find any websites with that info
You: but we already know that the sears tower isn't on the internet
You: !
CrystinaL: a lot of info onhow blue prints of the sears tower were used for terrorist acts
You: it's in chicago
CrystinaL: funny
CrystinaL:
CrystinaL: was there anything else I can find you?
CrystinaL: about the sears tower?
You: I already said so
You: yeah
CrystinaL: ok, then thanks so much for seaching chacha, you have a great night!
You: has justice scalia ever rubbed balls in the sears tower
CrystinaL: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tammy B
Tammy B: Welcome to ChaCha!
Tammy B: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: my friend linked me here
Tammy B: What exactly are you looking for?
You: I guess some information about mitt romney running for president in 2008 would be nice
Tammy B: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: ok
Tammy B: Are these results sufficient?
You: Yes thanks a lot

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DebbieD
DebbieD: Welcome to ChaCha!
DebbieD: Hello
You: hey there =)
DebbieD: How are you doing?
You: I'm great, how about you DD?
DebbieD: I'm good
DebbieD: What exactly can I help you find tonight?
You: well I'm having trouble installing this game I bought
You: it's a 5 disk CD set
DebbieD: Unreal tournament 2004
You: yeah
DebbieD: ok
You: I'm stuck on disk 3 though
DebbieD: okay so you need like a troubleshoot page
You: yeah
You: the CD drive is making really wierd noises right now =/
DebbieD: okay let me see what I can find for ya!
You: okay great
You: do you know if there's a limit on these things?
DebbieD: on the searches?
You: no, on the drive
DebbieD: I am not sure
You: like I mean
You: disk 1 worked fine
You: disk 2 was a bit of a tight fit
DebbieD: hmm
You: disk 3.. i mean i got it in there, but it scraped a bit
DebbieD: that is weird
You: yeah I know
You: i keep pressing the button to get it out but it just makes these noises and doesn't move
DebbieD: have you tried Clt Alt Delete and shutting it down
DebbieD: to start all over?
You: what's that?
You: well
You: i tried prying at the CD drive but it doesn't really move
DebbieD: wow
You: yeah
You: i mean, you'd think theyd make it so at least you could do a 5 disk set.. think i need a newer drive? maybe the older ones don't have enough clearance
DebbieD: that could be it
DebbieD: So far I am finding no information on them getting stuck
You: that's odd
You: or will i need more than one optical drive maybe? I think i'd need at least two more cd drives though, since it seems to choke at 3 disks
DebbieD: Im at the Unreal Tounament homepage right now...I'm checking out what they have in troubleshooting
You: okay great. could you find me a list of CD drives that can fit 5 disks?
DebbieD: yea
You: great, you're the best deb =)
DebbieD: Thanks for being patient!
You: so find anything yet? drive's making grinding noises =/
You: OMG something just snapped
DebbieD: I think you might want to call customer service
You: meh
You: well disk 3 and 1 look broken
You: disk 2 was between both so it just has a few scratches
You: asdfjkhdskgds
DebbieD: that is weird
DebbieD: Where did you buy this game?
DebbieD: I found you a bunch of site with the 5disc CDdrivers
DebbieD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

DonnaR: Hello!
You: Hello!
DonnaR: How are you?
You: Depends, How are you?
DonnaR: Great! Thanks for asking.
DonnaR: Are you seeking music?
You: no
You: can you tell me jokes
DonnaR: I don't really know any good jokes.
You: what are you wearing
DonnaR: Sweats.
You: I am wearing my wizard hat and robe
DonnaR: Cool.
You: I cast lvl 3 eroticism
DonnaR: Excellent!
You: is it gay if the balls touch?
DonnaR: I don't think so.
You: so the balls are allowed to touch?
DonnaR: I guess it can't always be helped.
You: like it what situations
You: in*
DonnaR: When they are in the storage locker.
DonnaR: In the net.
You: eiffel tower?
DonnaR: Anytime there is more than one set in use really.
You: so it is only natural that the balls touch?
DonnaR: I think so.
You: I NEED A SERIOS ANSWER IM CRYING OVER HERE
DonnaR: I'm serious.
You: So its not gay if the balls touch
DonnaR: No. It's not.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LaurieP
LaurieP: Welcome to ChaCha!
LaurieP: Hello! What happy cat are we searching for tonight?
You: send help trapped in internet search factory
LaurieP: Can you give me an exact location?
LaurieP:
You: the directory is hello.jpg
LaurieP: Okay in the meantime here's a happy cat for you...
You: the directory is hello.jpg
LaurieP: Searching for you now...quite literally searching for you...
LaurieP: I'm not finding though.
LaurieP: Can you describe where you are?
You: Im crying over here

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KN
KN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
KN: Hello
You: So I have a quick question
KN: Sure.
You: If there's a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
KN: No.
You: Really?
KN: Yes.
KN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KN
KN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
KN: Hello
You: So I have a quick question
KN: Sure.
You: If there's a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
KN: No.
You: Really?
KN: Yes.
KN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KN
KN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
KN: Hello
You: So I have a quick question
KN: Sure.
You: If there's a plane on a treadmill.. like, a massive treadmill. And the treadmill matches the plane's speed, but in the opposite direction... will the plane ever take off?
KN: No.
You: Really?
KN: Yes.
KN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tammy B
Tammy B: Welcome to ChaCha!
Tammy B: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: my friend linked me here
Tammy B: What exactly are you looking for?
You: I guess some information about mitt romney running for president in 2008 would be nice
Tammy B: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: ok
Tammy B: Are these results sufficient?
You: Yes thanks a lot

edit: my search was for child porn

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Richm
Richm: Welcome to ChaCha!
Richm: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: can u answer my question
Richm: I will try my best
Richm: Who is mccivey and why is he even talking?
You: EXACTLY my point can you just tell him to stfu plz
Richm: if he is anything like my kids your doomed
You: they have downs syndrome too?
Richm: yep

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KellyG
KellyG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
KellyG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: i was looking for some help locating a friend of mine, he goes by the name Nick Digger
KellyG: I'll be your Guide. Please be patient while I find your results for you.
You: ok, thank you
You: He may also be listed under Nick Digger Sr.
KellyG: What city and state is he from please?
You: From Compton, California
You: Some people also know him as Big Nick Digger, but I'm not sure if that would show up in a phone book search or something like that
KellyG: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: It sure does seem like there are a lot of Big Nick Diggers to look through

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