Snappy Comebacks for all Situations

A mother introduces her two sons to a friend, ” Jane I think you have met Ethan before who is homemade, and this is my adopted son Enrique.” Ethan responds, “I must have been adopted too, because I couldn’t possibly be related to this family! ha ha ha!” His mother answers, ” No dear, you’re not adopted, when you adopt the parents have a choice! ha ha!”