You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

Take a stroll through Encyclopaedia Dramatica someday. Just make sure you've made your horcruxes before you go.

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

I have a donkey. He is like a combination dog and horse. He is equine, but is friendly and craves attention and companionship like a dog. He is also the spokesman for the horses in our pasture. He will alert us to feeding time and when it's time for another roll of hay.

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

Stile4aly:mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

MycroftHolmes:Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

FirstNationalBastard:mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

Then you may not want to look up jelly donut or blue waffle.

/hint: they're not food items, and the pictures are quite NSFW

Lemon Party to help wash it down and then take a bath with Tub Girl...

Stile4aly:MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

I get the distinct impression that you guys are not really trying to help.

Stile4aly:MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

In the south, people are known for their hospitality, and women, in particular are known for their ability to cook. Slow cooked meats over an open fire are a specialty. A single serving is too much for one person. You won't be disappointed if you grab a friend and approach the first young lady you see and ask her if she will do a spitroast for the two of you.

MycroftHolmes:Stile4aly: MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

In the south, people are known for their hospitality, and women, in particular are known for their ability to cook. Slow cooked meats over an open fire are a specialty. A single serving is too much for one person. You won't be disappointed if you grab a friend and approach the first young lady you see and ask her if she will do a spitroast for the two of you.

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I didn't either and just discovered along with blue waffle....and that's enough internet for today.

mod3072:You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

Nothing is wrong; it's always been this way. The internet just makes it visible.

mod3072:Stile4aly: MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

I get the distinct impression that you guys are not really trying to help.

Primitive Screwhead:FirstNationalBastard: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

Then you may not want to look up jelly donut or blue waffle.

/hint: they're not food items, and the pictures are quite NSFW

Lemon Party to help wash it down and then take a bath with Tub Girl...

He may know what a Donkey Punch is now, but he should never look for a goat, see?

Stile4aly:mod3072: Stile4aly: MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

I get the distinct impression that you guys are not really trying to help.

These suggestions are all super serious.

One of the books that changed my life was Three Cups of Tea. It was featured by Oprah and started a movement of community involvement. One of the most inspirational documentaries was following on the concept of community and sharing. It is truly life changing and will deliver an inspirational message to all. Don't wait, go get your family together, and find the documentary '2 girls 1 cup'. It is available online

MycroftHolmes:Stile4aly: MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

In the south, people are known for their hospitality, and women, in particular are known for their ability to cook. Slow cooked meats over an open fire are a specialty. A single serving is too much for one person. You won't be disappointed if you grab a friend and approach the first young lady you see and ask her if she will do a spitroast for the two of you.

I recommend researching the complex customs associated with meat spinning before approaching a southern lady for a spitroast. One would hate to accidentally give offense.

MycroftHolmes:Stile4aly: mod3072: Stile4aly: MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

I get the distinct impression that you guys are not really trying to help.

These suggestions are all super serious.

One of the books that changed my life was Three Cups of Tea. It was featured by Oprah and started a movement of community involvement. One of the most inspirational documentaries was following on the concept of community and sharing. It is truly life changing and will deliver an inspirational message to all. Don't wait, go get your family together, and find the documentary '2 girls 1 cup'. It is available online

I did find that one quite informative.

One item that also seems to have been forgotten is the work of one of my all-time favorite comedians, Juan Sanchez. His humor is a tad bawdy, which is how he got the nickname "Dirty", but has always been extremely entertaining. From what I understand, his appearances are very exclusive, but if a club asks for him to work them into his tour schedule he is generally very accommodating. So make sure that the next time you visit your local comedy club, ask them to book Dirty Sanchez--you'll be glad you did!

MeSoHomely:MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: Stile4aly: MycroftHolmes: Stile4aly: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities. You know what will make you feel better? Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish. It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name. Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."

Also, if you are a music lover, a real good value is to get perfectly good but slightly tarnished instruments. Because of all the moving parts, instruments with slides seem to be affected the most, so they are the most common good values. Go to your nearest music store and ask for their best rusty trombone

Another option would be to take a scenic day trip on a restored steam locomotive. The coast of Lake Erie is particularly beautiful. Just head to the station and ask for a Cleveland Steamer.

I get the distinct impression that you guys are not really trying to help.

These suggestions are all super serious.

One of the books that changed my life was Three Cups of Tea. It was featured by Oprah and started a movement of community involvement. One of the most inspirational documentaries was following on the concept of community and sharing. It is truly life changing and will deliver an inspirational message to all. Don't wait, go get your family together, and find the documentary '2 girls 1 cup'. It is available online

I did find that one quite informative.

One item that also seems to have been forgotten is the work of one of my all-time favorite comedians, Juan Sanchez. His humor is a tad bawdy, which is how he got the nickname "Dirty", but has always been extremely entertaining. From what I understand, his appearances are very exclusive, but if a club asks for him to work them into his tour schedule he is generally very accommodating. So make sure that the next time you visit your local comedy club, ask them to book Dirty Sanchez--you'll be glad you did!

If you happen to find yourself in the great state of Alaska, you're in for a unique treat. As i'm sure you know, oil drilling is a major industry up there. It generally takes place in very remote areas, so an efficient mode of transport is required to get the oil down to port. Their solution to this problem it to use a vast line of pipes. They can be difficult to find, so just ask the first group of drillers, construction workers or truckers. Tell them that you'd like to experience an Alaskan Pipeline, and they'll help you out.