Conservative Clown This Week: Michael Cohen

Michael Cohen has revolutionized the time-dishonored tradition of being a rat. Traditionally, rats begin wearing a wire after they get jammed up. Cohen may be the first to have started making recordings beforehand. If this becomes a trend, future rats will have tapes at the ready when they get collared.

“No need to wire me up, I already wired myself!”

I couldn't have said it better myself. Michael Cohen is a clown, The Conservative Clown Of The Week!