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I have finally figured out why idiot lib is a lib

Because he’s a fucking idiot. No, seriously, he has proven himself to be really, really stupid. I’m talking “should be required to have people assigned to him to keep him from eating his own feces” stupid.

It’s been a nice year since we both agreed to stop talking about politics… or anything. He broke that agreement the other day. I knew I shouldn’t have engaged him, but he just refuses to shut the fuck up and I have to be there and listen.

Among the many topics that he chose to “enlighten” me on Tuesday night was, of course, global warming. I mentioned, in passing, that I would like to see someone explain why the climate models that people seem to treat as The Word of God don’t seem to be matching with reality, as evidenced by the current 18+year pause in warming.

“That’s not true.” – he says.

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“Ummmmmm, what? You do realize that it is pretty much accepted across the spectrum that we are currently experiencing a pause in global warming, right? This is not really up for debate. Perhaps the reasons why or what it means are, but the fact that it is happening is pretty much accepted as fact. By all but the most extreme environmental activists.”

“No. That’s just not true.”

Okay, so that mercifully ends. Wednesday morning, I do a quick search and find 4 articles form across the political spectrum that discuss the pause.

“A study in the journal Nature could help explain why the Earth’s average temperature hasn’t increased during the past 15 years.”

“He and a colleague asked why the average global temperature has bucked its long-term upward trend. They also set
out to explain why — even during this hiatus— there has been record melting of ice in the Arctic Ocean, and why
there have been many new summertime heat records.”

“There’s no telling how long this cool phase will persist.”

His response: “I think you printed this by mistake. It is an article against your position in general and the idea of a pause in specific.”

His response: “Author is a conservative politician who studied classical literature and journalism. He also has some weird views on homosexuality and aids that you might be interested in. As for the info, in the article, I can’t rebut it. I would defer to a climatologist. It might not need to be rebutted, however, as you conveniently provided the NPR article which is a rebuttal to this.”

I guess this article was too complicated for him, as his only response was “I can’t understand what this article is about, except that there is a Canadian economist who is skeptical about climate change claims.”

I only gave this one to him because it quotes Environmental Protection Agency chief Gina McCarthy referring to the pause.

His response: “OMG, Politics again! Give me a fucking break!”

I found that response hysterically lacking in self-awareness, considering his response to the second article above.

I guess i have no greater message to offer here other than one that is already painfully obvious to most of you, that being “liberals are really stupid.” I guess the part that annoys me about them, though, is that they really do think they are smarter than everyone else. The smug, haughty, superior attitudes they display while they spout just the most ignorant nonsense is both infuriating and hilarious.

I learned that lesson long ago. Never, ever engage a proggy in e-mail exchanges. It’s a sink of time and dimension that rivals the power of a black hole. Plus, the asshole in my case even used my address to sign me up for a progtard newsletter. A truly vile person.

Part of your enemy’s panicked irrationality might be due to the fact that, according to a recent Gallup poll in the last few days, a vast majority of Americans don’t consider global warming (hysteria) a serious issue. Poor lib. So alone.

Just to be sure, hypothetically, if there were a long pause in Teh Warmening, it would merely be evidence of the warming being hidden. If there weren’t, obviously that would be evidence of the warming too. No way to prove whether the conjecture is false.

Funny this poat should come along at this time. Mrs. Pendejo is telling me this morning just as I’m trying to awake and join the world but before I’ve thrown off the covers that she’s going to defriend a high school classmate on Facecock. We’ve discussed this woman’s fucked up worldview a time or two before so this wasn’t news but I asked her what it was that finally broke the camel’s back.

But first, a little background: This woman was valedictorian of my wife’s HS class, has a PhD from Brown U in Biology and is a professor of microbiology and Central Michigan University. She has the ability to learn complex subjects evidently, but lacks the ability to determine fantasy from reality.

So what caused my wife to decide to defriend her? This PhD in Biology goes on a facedick rant last night about how badly the American media have propagandized us against muslims over our lifetime. Muslims are victims out the ass and are victimized by western civilization like no other group has EVAH been victimized and yet the American media has continuously slandered them to the point that the avg American considers muslims to be VIOLENT PSYCHOPATHS. They’re less violent than the average American. Really you guys, they are.

I dont’ recall seeing any Americans get involved in beheading or pushing walls over on folks lately, but damned if I’m going to argue with her. In my book she’s just a well educated, mentally ill person.

Pendejo, my dad and my brother like to brag how smart that brother is. He was second in his highschool graduating class, was accepted at one of the hi-falootin military schools (but pussed out and didn’t go), and was 3/4 of the way through his engineering degree before deciding it was all bullshit.

He is now shacked up with some gal, doesn’t have a job, the IRS is after him, and he believes the United States is illegitimate and because it is so, he is no longer her citizen, but a resident of the MO Territory.

Make that 3/4 of the way through his eng. degree at the Harvard of the Midwest. His company, at the time, paid 75% of his tuition. Until he sexually harassed a coworker….was moved around…and I can’t remember if he got fired.
Apparently anyone wearing a set of nice tits are doing so to tempt the men they work with.

Whilst I’m on the topic of my trying to get going this morning and wading through bullshit at the same time: My wife likes to watch the local CBS news morning show. The newsgirl and the weatherboy have a pretty good schtick together.

But at 7:00 it goes over to the Big National CBS morning show. Topic #1 this morning before I can get it switched to Fox and Friends? Jazz Jenkins is a 14 y/o trannie who’s going to help get the paradigm for the acceptance of trannies changed. She’s gonna be the Rosa Fucking Parks of trannyism. Or something.

I damned near pulled a hammie reaching for the remote. Fox and Friends was livecasting the grilling of some French bureaucrat over the German plane crash deal. Not terribly interesting but at least I didn’t want to totally fuck up a $700 tv out of the deal.

Two regents at a university were discussing department budgets. One said “I wish our other departments were like the math department. All they ever ask for is pencil, paper and a wastebasket.” The other regent says “Or the philosophy department. They don’t even want the wastebasket.”

Gal accepts the terms of the job UPS offers her, which include having to lift 70 pounds. She gets pregnant and wants special accommodation as her doctor told her not to lift heavy things. UPS says you weren’t injured on the job, so you get unpaid leave. She sues because those injured on the job get light duty, why not her?
I’m pretty sure her pregnancy was not the result of an injury on the job.
The lower courts sided with UPS. The SC blubbered all over her and sent it back to the lower courts.

No, I don’t. I value my testicles and my marriage. In that order. I do sneak a quick peek from time to time though.

My brother is not married and apparently didn’t give a f*ck about the dignity of someone else’s wife, or his job.
He has a low opinion of women and an even lower one of his sisters (because we don’t put up with his and the other brother’s sh*t).

LAUSANNE, Switzerland (AP) — The United States is considering letting Tehran run hundreds of centrifuges at a once-secret, fortified underground bunker in exchange for limits on centrifuge work and research and development at other sites, officials have told The Associated Press.

On Rush’s show today he played some cuts of Ted Cruz being interviewed by some dickweed about global warming. Ted Cruz so thoroughly and so articulately layed the case out why it’s bullshit, all the guy could come back with is, (paraphrase)”Don’t you think since we don’t KNOW you should be more humble about your position.)

After I read this book, I felt my heart explode with emotions I didn’t expect to feel. I enjoy reading true stories and this one did not disappoint. This book is a slice of what a REAL life is like in current day America. Adam Smith’s story is complete with spare beginnings and social media distortions: it had me from the get go.

I like the word ‘authenticity’ in the title, because that is one of the reasons I felt emotional when reading it. I can tell the author dug deep to share himself as he really is and not what people perceive him to be. He made himself vulnerable, doesn’t act like a victim in the stories, and shared a lesson all of us can benefit from. I will most definitely recommend this to my friends and not just my book club.

I would suggest that people leave “creative” reviews on his book to offset his family’s reviews, but I would hate to imagine that prompting one more book getting bought that otherwise wouldn’t have been.

I will most definitely recommend this to my friends and not just my book club.

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Yeah, between the wine guzzling, and the appetizer snarfing I’m sure housewives will love the touching story of a “nice heterosexual guy” who comes of age and realizes that, hey, being poor is actually awesome especially with four kids and a wife with dental problems (I threw that last part in for somerandomguy).

yeah… total distortion based on the video that you posted on your social media page that you were proud of….

I really fucking hate people like this more and more each day. He thought he was gonna become some kind of Internet Hero That Spoke Truth to Power and, instead, he got his ass handed to him for being a vile little POS.

Yeah, I can totally see the “social media distortion” problem here. Totally.

The latest man to score an interview with President Obama, Shane Smith, has conducted some hard-hitting interviews, including one with a Japanese sex doll.

You’re not misreading that; in a video from 2008, founder and CEO of Vice media Shane Smith pays to have sex with a doll in a Tokyo doll brothel. The doll is shown spread-eagle on a bed, and the camera provides several gratuitous up-skirt shots.

The whole sordid deed is then filmed in graphic detail, from Smith choosing a doll and her hair color, to deciding on an outfit for her, popping a Viagra, taking a shower pre-coitus, and then blurred-out shots of the actual act itself.

Dan is snoring. I’m wide awake. I work tomorrow. He told his Mom he’d help her with taxes. She’s refusing to go to the assisted living place Dan chose. She’s looking at hood creepy section 8 places. Even greedy SiL is like “Wha?”

Those evil-natured robots
They’re programmed to destroy us
She’s gotta be derp to fight them
So she’s taking lots of vitamins
‘Cause she knows that it’d be tragic
If those evil robots win
I know she can beat them