Robot Chicken - Season 1 Episode 4

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It's alive! Aah! Ahh. Welcome back to First Date... where we've already matched up some unlikely couples... a geek with a beauty queen,a basketball player with a dwarf... and Jackass star Steve-o with someone who isn't a loser. But this time, we've outdone ourselves. Susan hails from Los Angeles... and, like all of us,she's looking to be bitten... that is, smitten... by love. So I was, like, raised Jewish,and family's very important to me. If my dad knew how important sex was to me, I would die. Whew! Daddy's little princess has a wild streak. Think we can find someone to tame her? Douglas is a Predator from Newark, New Jersey... who prides himself on his trophy collection. But are women just part of the hunt for him? Sure, I respect women. One time, this girl I knew had big boobs,and I respect that. I'm a gentleman. If someone disrespects my girl,I'll skin him. You know, I'm sweet like that. One's an Alien, the other's a Predator. Will they have chemistry,or is this a case of science friction? - Oh, hi. - Oh, hi! - Are you Susan? - Yes. Nice to meet you. I'm Douglas. Mmm, yeah. Beautiful day we're having. Yeah, yeah. It's great. So, what kind of guys do you usually date? Oh, I don't know,I don't really have a type. My father may not approve of you though... since I'm Jewish,and you're Predator-American. Oh, he's kind of protective, huh? Yeah, totally. He's kind of tough. So, how important is sex to you in a relationship? Oh, I don't know,pretty important, I guess. Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without sex. I gotta have it all the time. All the time, huh? Hot tubs are nice, aren't they? I also love the way the moonlight on the water... brings out the shine on your chitinous shell. Aw. - Don't do it! - You can do better! Ew! Yuck! So, it was really nice meeting you. You're, um, you're a really nice person. Aah! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! Are you OK? Um... Uh, you want a band-aid? Whoa! That date didn't end well, did it, folks? Think they'll ever go out again? Let's check back and ask them. Guess not. Hey, get away from the truck! It's gonna blow! - Can anybody help this guy? - Now's our chance, boys! Come on! Tetsuo Welcome back to the Carousel of Tomorrow... where we look at humanity's march into the future. Can you imagine, excited viewers,what marvels the 21st century holds? Why, just imagine. The Chinese say they're going to land a man on the moon by the year 2020. What will that be like, do you think? Inspiring. As we reach toward space,we also look inward. The unlocking of the human genome... will allow the birth of perfect babies in the future. Why, think of a world without disease... or midgets... where every child is perfect in every way. Sieg heil! And would you believe that as high-speed internet access improves... doctors can perform complicated surgeries without leaving the beach? You will. And in the future, virtual reality sex... will be perfected,and society will be forever changed. Mr. Wembley? You like that, don't you, bitch? Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Mayor McCheese! Mayor McCheese! How do your views differ from Governor Schwarzenegger... given that he's a republican,and you have a cheeseburger for a head? It's a birth defect! Oh, I've dealt with prejudice all my life... Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor! There have been allegations...