Dragon Transformation General #5

>With one blink you wake up as a dragon in Equestria!>Why you're here does not matter. For now. >You are more interested in exploring your new body and the environment first.

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Dragoness:>The stars have aligned to break Rarity's pussy whip on Spike>How will this be accomplished?>You find yourself in Equestria >With the kick ass body of a dragoness

>Will Spike fall in love with you?>Will you fall in love with Rarity?>Did Twilight bring you here to get Spike away from Rarity so she could have Rarity for herself?>All these questions and more on "Dragonquestra 3: The quest for the dragon D or DD's"!

Dragon:>You don't have any idea about what are you doing here.>Or how you are supposed to do dragon stuff,of who you are, to start.>But well, looks like Equestria has a awesome new Dragon resident.

>Let's see if you manage to settle in! >Who knows what awaits you on your new adventure?>It's your chance to make the best out of it!

>Time stands still as the words leave Daze's mouth.>Your body isn't sure how to feel.>The blood wants to flood to your face and show your anger, but it also wants to drain from your head entirely.>You don't know how she wasn't fired the first time around, but she couldn't be that lucky twice.>Shining Armor's face contorts into one of confusion, and you reluctantly turn your gaze to Cadence to see her reaction.>She's glaring at Daze, and she slowly brings her hooves to her child's ears.>C: "So...we meet again, bitch...">Immediately after saying this, her glare fades and her and Daze erupt into laughter.>You aren't sure which is louder: their collective laughter, or the sound of your jaw hitting the floor.>Daze walks over to her and they perform some complex handshake bullshit.>D: "It's been a while, cunt!">What the fuck is going on here?!>Your eyes again fall on Shining Armor, who still looks just as clueless.>He turns toward you.>SA: "I don't understand anything she says. It sounds...offensive, but my wife doesn't seem to mind."

>>29681571>After a few more...choice words from Daze and Cadence, Shining Armor decides it's time he told us why we were summoned.>SA: "We need you for a special mission. The fact that you two are dragons will really come in handy.""But it's not just because we're dragons, right? You chose us because we're also some of the best!">SA: "Your methods are...unique.">He shoots a nervous glance to Daze, who is currently looking around the room, looking less than interested.>SA: "Your mission involves this...">He levitates a clear bag full of a white powder onto the table.>This catches Daze's attention, as she immediately starts laughing.>D: "You fuckers have a drug trade?! Can't be hard to find the culprits, just look for the cutie mark that says 'tweaked!'""We have to take this seriously, this stuff can kill!">SA: "What are you guys talking about? This is sugar...">Daze starts wheezing as her laughter intensifies."Y-you're kidding, right? Why is it in a bag?!">SA: "There's a smuggling ring for sugar, they try and get around the taxes for it because it's in everything.""So we're gonna raid some kids fucking birthday party for some sugar?!">SA: "We need you to go undercover and disable the ring from the inside. It'll be easier to get you in because you're dragons, and they don't know about you yet.">At this point, Daze is on the floor laughing uncontrollably.>D: "....Go undercover! .....for sugar!"

>>29681850>SA: "Do you accept the mission or not?">You almost forgot why you're here.>This is the important mission you were summoned here for, it could boost your career..."I...I guess.">From the sound of your own voice, you don't think it's settled in yet.>Daze yells out, her voice sounding hoarse from laughing so hard.>D: "We're gonna take out the desert cartel!">SA: "Actually, we have another squad working on /them/, these guys are different.">At this rate, Daze is going to suffocate."Alright alright, what's our first order of business?">SA: "First, we need to set up your disguises. You'll be street dragons, nothing special. Dragons sometimes find themselves in criminal practices to amass more treasure, you'll be no different.""Sounds simple enough, where do we go to introduce ourselves?">SA: "Hang on, you can't just go there looking like that, both of you have to look like dragon thugs.">He looks down at Daze, who is desperately clinging to consciousness by taking labored breaths in between fits of laughter.>SA: "Daze...you're ready to go. Khoa, you however, are going to need some work done...""This better not mean what I think it does..."

>>29682570"This is bullshit.">D: "Don't be coy, mate, you're blazin'!">You stand in front of a tall body mirror, takin in your new outfit.>It had originally been a casual outfit that Rarity was commissioned to make, but Daze has been making "modifications.">Rarity walks around the corner and hands you a basic looking shirt.>You throw it on and adjust it, but it doesn't last long.>Daze goes behind you and starts tearing at it with her claws.>Before long, your outfit looks...not unlike Daze's.>The only thing missing is the leather jacket, which you would actually prefer. Without it, you just look like a slut.>You stretch your arms out to the side and inspect yourself more. It almost looks like you just got water dumped on you."I've become the one thing I swore I never would...">R: "I rather liked the outfit before...but this /does/ make you look more like a ruffian.">Daze walks around you, making a camera lense out of her fingers before turning to Rarity.>D: "Looks good dunnit? Finer than frog hair!">R: "You certainly have an...interesting sense of fashion, dear.""I look like a slut...">D: "Nah, mate, you look like a bad bitch, yeah? No one's gonna give you shit now.""Let's just get this done."

>>29683736I'd not be against this if I had any idea how Discord works. If someone wants to set one up, I'll try and figure it out I guess.>>29683819>punki you mustI will consider it, it sounds like a bunch of fun. No promises though, I don't like to commit to anything because I'm a lazy cunt.>>29683779>Yeah, we should have Punki write about a character whose an American redneck and see how that goes!Wew lad. Everybody gang up on punki.

>You're Flamel and you're arguing with a british dragon.>Just as you made the stunning discovery that both Khoa and Tonic hail from not only existed in different Equestrias, but they existed at different times, /they/ showed up.>Some white dragon, wearing a leather jacket.>She demanded to know who Tonic is and how they built this place overnight.>At least, you think that's what she said. >It's like they're speaking some other, more faggoty language.>You /politely/ asked them to repeat themselves and now, well Khoa is trying to hold them back.>Because the short one is /totally/ going to be able to hold back this raging lunatic in front of you.>D: “Oi cunt! You gotta problem wit me voice?”F: “All I did was ask you to enunciate faggot!”>To: “Do you /know/ any other insults?”>D: “C’mon you Yankee bitch! Let's fuckin’ go!”>Okay, this might be spiraling a little out of control.>You're a scholar for fuck’s sake!>This poor, poor brit probably received a shit education!>It should be up to you to be the bigger person.F: “I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll be split in half more than the fuckin’ Brexit vote!”>It /should/ be up to you.>Tonic and Khoa both look at each other, worried looks on their faces.K: “Wouldn't happen to brew tranquilizers too would you?”>To: “Sure, it's right next to the aspirin I'll need for the headache I'm getting right now.”>The white dragon shoves Khoa to the side, walking right up to you.F: “Now hold on a sec-”>Their fist connects with your jaw before you can finish.>The mother fucker has a mean right hook, mean enough to knock you your ass.>Oh so that's what it's like to see stars. >That's fucking grand.D: “It's Daze, not faggot, ya Yankee cunt!”>Message… received.

>>29684013>It seems like you passed out after being punched.>By the time you come to, you half expect that white monster to kick your ribcage.>But, when you look around, it seems the other dragons are just drinking coffee. >They'd have best saved you some.>K: “Oh! Looks like Flamel is up”>Grunting, you sit up, clutching your head.>K: “Daze, apologize for knocking her out!”>The white dragon flashes a look like “Do I fucking have to?>Daze must be the British one.>Khoa shoots her own look at Daze.>And it looks like Daze relents!>What are they a couple or some shit?>D: “Eh, sorry for the aggro mate, went a little barmy back there.”>You go to mumble fuck off, but decide against it.>This Daze could, and would, fuck you right up.F: “Yeah, a’ight…”>What managed to calm Daze down?>Well, relatively calm at least.>Was it the coffee?>Khoa and Tonic perhaps?>Wait!>You don't give a shit, there are far more important things to question right now.>Things that you've been needing to ask ever since you walked in here but never managed to until now.>It's time to fulfill this duty. F: “Can I get some coffee?”

>>29685738>It's not the best cup of joe you've ever had, but you've had worse.>As you sip at the scalding hot brew, you wonder if any other dragons are going to show up.>At this rate it's very likely you'll see more.>They’re probably already in town, dazed and confused.>You wince, maybe just confused.>Just thinking of her makes you want to rub your jaw.>To: “So, if my life changed, I think it's safe to assume all of you have had some changes as well?”>Not a bad assumption in all honesty.F: “I mean, I suppose that's possible.”>K: “As far as I can tell, I'm still a delivery woman.”>To: “It wouldn't hurt to check if you still live where you once did, I got bounced out of the castle without even noticing.”>Why did she live in the castle anyways?>She's just some random dragon who can brew coffee.>Khoa seems to take Tonic’s suggestion to heart, getting up to leave.>K: “Want to come too Daze?”>Daze, upon hearing her name hops up, tossing her fragile cup to the ground.D: “Sure, beats faffing here with these sods.”>The two walk off, Khoa mouthing an apology to Tonic as they leave.>Tonic starts cleaning up the broken cup, sighing a little.F: “I'm going to take a shot in the dark here, you were a chemist before this, right? You managed to replicate coffee, and must have had something to offer of you lived in the castle.”>To: “Not really, no.”>Fucking…>Just, come on.>At least they aren't an English major, or some other worthless study. >That's something at least.>Or at least you hope they aren't one.

>>29682946>You wish you could speak of the badass events that took place after that.>You wish you could recall the dangerous streets you had to prowl in order to find the dangerous criminals.>You wish you could tell the tales of the strenuous tasks you had to do in order to prove your loyalty to the cause.>Not to mention the sleepless nights as your undercover mission made you do things that were against the badge, against your very moral code.>Of the friends you made on the inside, the ponies you got close to, knowing full well you'd be throwing them in a cell one day.>Of the danger that you faced around every corner, risking exposure and whatever horrible punishment that could entail.>You wish you could say all that, but it's not that fucking exciting...>They're sugar smugglers for fuck's sake!>You and Daze showed up, told them you wanted in, and they didn't even hesitate to bring in some rough looking muscle to help their operations.>You did do some shady shit when they wanted you to steal a shipment of sugar from a delivery pony, though.>It wasn't that thrilling though, Daze had already beaten the shit out of that guy a couple of months ago for some other shit.>He just handed over the shipment without much trouble.>Either way, you're close to having the evidence that you need.>The sooner you get all of the evidence, the sooner you can go back to the guard...and take off these ridiculous clothes.>Daze is having fun at least, but she always does.>This is one job where she actually takes more initiative than you, even if it's still just a joke to her.>She has to stifle her snickering whenever business is being discussed.

>>29688112>Today is a big day.>The day that you're finally going to be face to face with the leader of the smuggling ring.>Once you know who he or she is, you'll be able to wrap this whole case up within a few weeks.>You're walking down a dimly lit hallway toward the leader's office.>Daze is beside you rambling on about what she thinks the guy will look like.>D: "I bet it's some fat bastard who skims some off the top, bent as a nine bob note! Couldn't afford the taxes because he could get his arse to work, so he makes a smuggling ring!""Keep it down, will you? We've made it too far to be found out by your big maw.">D: "Yeah...about that, I'm gettin' a little bored here, yeah? I'm thinkin' we just chin these fuckers and turn 'em in.""What?! No, once we find out who leads this, we only have to be here a few more weeks! Just hold off until then, go punch some prick or something! Just not any of them!">D: "I'm not makin' any promises, mate. This low level debauchery is borin' the shit outa me.""If you botch this, I'll shove my fist so far up your ass, your cup size will grow.">D: "Ooohh, you've got some fire now, this life must agree with you!""Shut up..."

>>29688542>The hallway is more like a tunnel than anything else.>The hideout is mostly underground for the most part.>The walls are made of brick and is lined with torches.>They at least got the cool hideout part right."This place looks more like a European sewer or catacomb, you must feel at home...">Daze rolls her eyes and retorts, sarcasm dripping off of her words.>D: "Oh yeah, I remember sellin' drugs outa my petticoat in places like these.">Upon reaching the only door at the end of the long hall, you perform the "secret knock" and gain entrance.>The room is small. It's just a regular looking office with a lot of flashy trinkets and bookwork scattered along a large wooden desk.>Around the desk are four of the top dogs in the ring, all of which you had gotten acquainted with throughout your mission.>Behind the desk sits a cloaked figure, it's hard to tell anything about them, gender and all.>One of the lackeys around the table speaks up.>"Glad you could make it. You've been doing good by us, but unfortunately the boss doesn't want to reveal themself to you just yet. You'll just have to deal with it...for now, shall we get down to business?">Your eyes slowly drift over to Daze.>Her displeasure is evident.>You elbow her in the side and a dress the table of ponies, but only look at Daze."That's fine, we /understand/, right? It's not a big deal.">She grumbles in response, but she agrees to not go postal. Good.

>>29688848>They brief you on the current situation they're in.>They need you to go and steal another shipment from that poor bastard because they're running low on supplies.>A few more runs like that, and their leader might be a bit more comfortable letting you in their circle.>Daze just responds with one word answers, she's beyond done with this day.>You tried to pay closer attention, in the almost certain event that she misses some information, but you're a bit distracted yourself.>One of the ponies around the table keeps staring at you.>'See Daze, I told you I look like a slut...'>You want to jam two fingers in his eyes, that'd give that scum something to stare at.>...You really are sounding more like Daze, you need to get under control. The last thing the guard needs is /two/ Dazes.>The meeting comes to an end, and the boss waves their hoof, dismissing all of you.>You have your next task, better just get it done before Daze does something crazy.>You begin filing out of the room and into the hallway.>That one rat bastard pony slaps your ass with his hoof as he passes you.>He mumbles something provocative, but you can't hear him because of all of the red your seeing."You piece of shit...">He turns to face you with a smirk on his face, but you wipe it off not a second later with a swift left hook.>You realize your mistake too late, and time slows down as you see him fall to the floor and Daze turn to look at what just happened.>Your pupils dilate as you see a grin forming on her face in slow motion.>D: "Does this mean it's go time for Plan: Daze?!""Nononono, it is /not/ time for your shit!">D: "Can't turn it off now!">Daze grabs two of the other ponies ahead of her and smashes their heads together in one swift motion, almost like she was contemplating it before.>They slink to the floor and the fourth pony takes a swing at Daze.>You reluctantly grab their arm and uppercut them, sending them sprawling like the rest.

>>29689376>Daze begins an episode of manic laughter as she beats down any of the ponies who dare try to get back up.>you just lean back against the wall and let out a sigh, shaking your fist from the two powerful blows it just delivered.>You're about to reprimand your partner, but you are suddenly reminded of the crime boss that you just forgot about.>You snap back to reality and look over at the big desk, where the cloaked figure is cowering.>They see you staring at them and back away from their desk and make their way to the corner of the office.>You've spent a few long weeks trying to figure out who this fucker is, you're done playing around.>You make your way over to them with some serious aggro, and they begin whimpering.>"W-wait! Don't hurt me! I'll make it worth your while!">You know that voice. It's nasally and annoying...>You rip off the cloak to reveal..."Motherfucking...Mr. Cake?!">From behind you, you hear Daze fall into another fit of uncontrollable laughter.

>SA: "You took down the key members of the ring, took all of their bookwork into evidence, /and/ you did it all a few weeks ahead of schedule...well done.">You and Daze again stand in the Canterlot war room as Shining Armor congratulates you on your success.>You try to move, but your jaw has been anchored to the floor again ever since you got back.>You thought you were going to have you ass handed to you, but the outcome was immaculate.>D: "It was all part of the plan...right Khoa?""...shut up."

And that concludes this episode! This was a rather long one, but I really enjoyed it. Sorry for any grammatical errors

>>29681300>You are more interested in exploring your new body and the environment first.Fuck that.

>Move into CMC's clubhouse.>Only allow them entry into my new dragon's lair if they pay a tithe of comfy, food, or entertainment.>Soft pillows, wool blankets and whatever else.>Pile it in a corner as my "hoard".>When I sleep on it I'm gonna be the most comfortable draconian asshole in Equestria.>

>>29681300Dammit Sunbutt. Just because Im a hulking combination of undead dragon flesh and arcane might doesn't mean Im a force of evil and want to terrorize your kingdom by kidnapping princesses and asking for sacrifices.>"But that's what dragons do in your world, right Anonymous?"Well in stories ye->"Well, Enough about that. Dragons are a predatory species right?"Yes>"And predators desire strong mates that will bear them strong children right?"What>"I AM Equestria's foremost monarch/Goddess that means Im pretty strong. Why don't you come here, bend me over and breed me."Fukken ponies get out of my swamp*Hissss* I mean REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29691646Finally made it to the Discord. I'll have to download the app tonight. Thanks Kolaghan.>>29693882Daze needs to educate Rarity on Vivian Westwood and SEX in London back in the 1970's. That's a real mindfuck for ya' dontcha' know.>>29694089I'd like to see this, could be funny.

>>29681300*SKREEEEEEEOOOONK*>"P-princess Ember. Wh-what's that!?">"Oh it's just Anonymous...."SAY IT. SAAAAY IIIIT.>*Sigh* "Anonymous the Well-Endowed. Dragonlord of Girth."AAAND?>"...Wielder of the Super Male Vitality.">"He-he's a big guy. He must be thousands of years old."*FOR YOU*>"Whatever, Okay Anon what's the problem?"*SOMEONE TOOK MY TENDIES AND MY FAVORITE PILLOW.*>"What?"*FIND THE CULPRIT AND RETURN TO ME MY POSSESSIONS. LEST I FLY INTO A GREAT RAGE. THE SKIES SHALL RAIN FIRE, THE SEAS WILL BECOME AS BLOOD I-"*>"The last time you said that. You gave up after flying for a mile then you slept for 3 months."J-JUST FIND THE DAMN THING. SHIT SON YOU DON'T HAVE TO SASS AT ME.AND YOU PUDGY LITTLE ALICORN. TELL LUNA THAT IT'S NOT SAFE POKING AROUND MY DREAMS. AND THE MOONMAN ISN'T TALKING ABOUT BAKING WHEN HE SINGS ABOUT THE OVENS.

>"And then my sister squee'd so hard she almost passed out!">"Classic Rarity!>"Ah don' get it.""Gosh, like, oh my God, shut up?">Be Anonymous the dragon.>You are completely submerged in comfy inside one of the comfiest places in Ponyville and the surrounding area.>There's only one problem.>These fillies and their non comfy shit.>Sure they payed their tithe, but goddamn, why do they talk about the most inane shit?>"Don't be a jerk Anon.">"Yeah, we gave you that body pillow!">"'Sides yew are the guest, this is OUR clubhouse.">You poke your head out from the small hill of pillows and glare through slitted pupils."You lowly ponies think you're all that, you're lucky I don't force you into servitude like kobolds in a D&D setting!">They all cock their heads.>Before they can ask, you slitter out from your hoard, still draped in a warm woolen blanket.>Since you won't be getting your nap, might as well work on increasing your hoard.>You grab a mug and sip.>There's nothing in it, but the sipping is comfy.>You move to the board near you and look at it's contents.>There's plenty of comfy things to get.>Like more pillows and cloth, maybe some mattresses so you can deck your lair in them...>You know that "clank-clank clank-clank" trains do on rails? That's pretty comfy too, shame you can't fit a train in here.>Siip.>Okay, you will get more pillows.>But not just any pillows.>Royal ones!>Oh man... they must be so large and soft... they probably smell all flowery from the princesses that use them...>Top comfy.>You take one last sip before moving to the door."Alright, I'm leaving. Don't touch my hoard, if I so much as smell any of you on those velvet sheets and feathery clouds I will unleash upon you a power so raw it would drive Gordon Ramsay into a murdering frenzy!">You are just putting up airs, of course, if you go apeshit the entire force of the Equestrian popo will crack on you, but they don't know that.

>You squeeze though and close the door behind you.>You open up your leathery wings from the holes you poked in the blanket.>You drape it over your head like a cloak as well, even more holes had been poked to accommodate your spikes.>Now that maximum comfy was achieved, you took flight.>Your target would be Canterlot castle.>It's gonna take a while...>Should have grabbed a bite to eat first, maybe take one apple while still in the orchard? Yeah, do it.>As the wind blows through your scales, you take in the sights of the greenery of Equestria from the sky.>You love being able to fly.>It's so comfy being so free.>You hum the theme from civilization VI as the blanket billows around you.>You even go as far as butchering some Italian.>Damn, that game is top comfy>Shame you can't hoard what doesn't exist anymore.>You fly upwards and poke through the clouds above, giving you the amazing view of the sun over a sea of white.>You keep flying leisurely towards your destination.>Soon you find yourself above the streets of the stuck up city of the royals.>What would take hours by train takes less than one when you can just take a straight uninterrupted course to it>You circle around the mountain side, scanning the place for possible points of entry>You come upon a balcony and land>You sneak onto the door and jingle it>It opens>You pump a clawed fist at the lax security.>You slitter on all fours inside>It's quite dark...>No matter, it's still day time, so Celestia's chambers are probably unattenuated.>You will penetrated the confines of her chambers without her consent and steal away her treasure."Eh, rape double entendre.">"Egads! Our bedchambers hath been trespassed!">Fug>Fission Mailed already...>"What doth thy desire be, vile fiend!">You turn to the large bed to see the moon princess in her bedhaired glory.>You lock eyes with her bloodshot ones>"Dragon? Hast thee come for our royal self!?""What?">She pulls her sheets close to her

>"Hast thou come to steal away a princess, has is thy tradition!?">Oh!>You lift yourself up from your four legged stance and catch a glimpse of something amazing!>You can't tear your hungry eyes from it!>You walk closer towards the bed.>"Halt! Halt We say! Allow Us preparation!">You climb up onto the large bed, the mattress contorting to your presence.>You feel the softness of the sheets...>You move closer to the moon princess, her cheeks completely red.>"W-Whatever thou are planing, We shall n-not waver.">Her eyes close expecting something.>You simply use a hand to push her aside as she whines.>You have no time for this horse's depraved smut fantasies, for you have found what you came looking for!>You grab the pillow, still warm from being used moments ago...>"D-Dragon, what are thou doing with Our belonging?">You squeeze it, how soft and pliant... yet firm enough not to completely sink...>And the scent...>So homely...>So comfy>You will be taking this!>You wrap your arms tight around it and make your way to the balcony!>"Thief! Werenth thou supposed to steal Our heart instead!?">Wut?>You push the door open with the help of your tail before perching yourself like a gargoyle on the safety rail.>You spread your wings as the clip clopping of hooves grows behind you.>It's still the frazzled moon princess.>"Will We meet again!? Will thine countenance visit Our chambers once more?">Oh, you'll be back alright... back for those satin sheets."Yes.">"Were shall We look towards for thee!?">You can only grin and hope your breath doesn't smell of shit. She's just setting herself up to be played with now.>You look back at her."To the stars, princess... to the stars.">You jump and fly away with your loot.>Today was a good haul...>And today you'll sleep better knowing that the princess will be wasting her time looking for you in the starry sky.>Stupid royal horse and her stupid romance novel fantasies.

Finally getting back to Tonic, sorry it took so long. I'm still not entirely past this block but I gotta get started sometime.

>You've never been so socially awkward.>Yoy can't help but feel like a fool for how you just missed everything Twilight tried to tell you.>She's keeping up her appearence, but you can tell she feels downtrodden.>In your defense, you never wanted any of this to happen!>You're just an average guy- well, girl!>You've just been having some fun with your new life, and you've managed to get yourself in a mess of trouble in less than a week!>Caused a dragon to undergo metamorphosis, brought your home dimension to the attention of a chaotic deity, scorned a princess, and oh yeah, stumbled upon a long buried conspiracy involving one of the most beloved political figures in the world...>You accomplished most of this just because you wanted to swing your new hips around. God damn.>Think, what would your dad do in trying times like this?>You internally snap your fingers.>Hey, that's right! He'd run away from his problems!>It's not a bad idea, just focus on your alchemical and draconic studies. You'll figure something out eventually.>The question still remains though: do you feel something for Twilight?>You can run away all you want, but you at least need to answer yourself.

>>29695650>You two have become pretty good friends despite having only been here for less than a week.>She shares a lot of your interests: magic, ancient history, alchemy, and apparently...women.>Sometimes she can be a bit obsessive with things, just like the show, but it's actually kinda cute.>If you want to get shallow, just think about the never ending benefits of hooking up with a princess.>Tonic the gold digger, choosing to give her luscious body to the princess of friendship in order to attain all of the historic literature she could ever desire!>A smile creeps across your face as the thought enters your mind.>T: "What's so funny?">Oops, you forgot you have a body in the physical plain again.>You're smirking and looking right at Twilight."I was just...thinking about...you and Discord last night, it was quite the scene.">For once you make a save that doesn't make you sound like a sperg.>T: "Oh, /that/, he just annoys me sometimes...">Glimmer and you listen as Twilight begins a rant on some of Discord's previous transgressions.>You listen halfway, but you're more focused on her in general.>You study her as she tells her tales. Her warm smile, the comforting color palate of her fur, her easy going yet high strung demeanor...>You could get used to her.>You'll have to, she's your friend after all, but what about something more?>She makes eye contact with you as she switches her focus between you and Starlight while telling her story, and you actually feel your face heating up at her attention.>Do you feel the same way?>...It's complicated...but you definitely feel something.

>>29695892>Ok, great, you have your answer.>All you need to do now is focus on this conspiracy.>...Eh, you'll deal with it later. Besides, you need to talk to Discord first anyway and see what he's hiding. >What you need to do is just relax, get your mind off of all of this bullshit.>You need to do something fun, pass the time until you get back to Ponyville.>Should you read some more of your books? Maybe go and get Spike and read some of his comics like you did on the way here.>Spike...you could fuck with him, that's always fun!>He's probably had enough for one day, you've probably fucked with him enough for a lifetime.>But not Twilight.>...There's that voice in your head again. You would chastise it for being so diabolical, but you don't want to.>'Tell me more, voice...'>You haven't really fucked with Twilight yet. She feels alone because of what you did to her...maybe give her some attention.>How cruel...you love it.>You had been smiling and nodding as Twilight told her stories about Discord, but she has since run out of tales and is making idle chatter with Starlight.>You put on your best half lidded eyes and get Twilight's attention by touching her arm.>She looks surprised by your sudden change in demeanor."I bet you've got some /really/ interesting stories to tell, being a princess and all. Care to tell us some more?">SG: "Hey, yeah! I haven't heard all of your tales yet!">Twilight looks a bit shy from your sudden advance, and is reluctant.>You give her a smile and bat your eyelashes."Pleeaaase?">T: "Well, I guess I do have some crazy stories..."

>>29694640might I suggest this dragon obtain the rarest and comfiest of things Treehugger's one of a kind pillowhoof-made with the express purpose of being used during travels to keep her comfy and warm, it'd make a perfect addition to the hoard

>>29696931There are things that are too powerful and therefore too dangerous to possess, even for dragons.Tree Hugger's special pillow may be one of such things. It's too comfy. Once you fall asleep on it, you may never wake up. In which case you'd have to deal with moonhorse and her shenanigans.

>>29694479>"So Princess Ember. How did Anonymous came to be? Why is he so huge? What does he hoard?">"He is Anonymous the Infinite. One of the Greatest Dragonlords in the history of Equus. He ruled Equus long before the time of Discord, So great was his fury and prowess that it took the combined might of King Cosmos, Queen Gaea with the blessing of the Goddess Faust herself to defeat him.">"Oh-"OH YEAH. I REMEMBER THOSE TWO. RANDY LITTLE SHITS THEY WERE.>"Wha-"I WILL CONTINUE YOUR STORY LITTLE EMBER. WELL THERE I WAS SHOOTING SHIT. BURNING A FEW KINGDOMS, THE GROUND QUAKES AND THE SKIES BLEED YADDA YADDA. WHEN CAME THIS TWO BRAVE ALICORNS WHO CHALLENGED ME SEEKING TO END MY REIGN. WE FOUGHT FOR DAYS, A FEW ISLANDS GOT BLOWN UP, MOUNTAINS FLATTENED INTO THE GROUND. GAEA GOT A LUCKY HIT THAT RATTLED MY BRAIN AND I GOT KNOCKED OUT. DO YOU KNOW HOW I WOKE UP? THEY WERE RUTTING ON TOP OF MY BODY.COSMO WAS LIKE "NO STOP, HE'S AWAKE" BUT GAEA CONTINUED ON. AFTER THAT WE HAD A GIGGLE, HAD SOME COFFEE AND PARTIED SO HARD I PASSED OUT, WHEN I WOKE UP, THE DRAGON CIVILIZATION ALREADY DECLINED, DISCORD REIGNED AND WAS DEFEATED BY YOUR DIARCHS.>"K-King Cosmo a-and Queen Gaea was rutting on t-top of yo-. I must record this and tell the princess about their parents! K thanks bye Ember!">"I was going to tell her about the might of our race you know. I hate you."AWWW DON'T BE LIKE THAT. A FEW MORE YEARS IM GOING TO UNITE THE DRAGON FLIGHTS ONCE MORE.>"What was that!?"GOOD NIGHT LITTLE GIRL.

Wrote a short something that could be a prequel to something larger if you guys like it. I usually draw for my stories but I'll get to that later when I have more free time.

“My lady,” a meek scratchy voice calls out to you.>You yawn and snort in the direction of the sound.>”Intruders holding us hostage in main cavern. Th-that is, the honor guard. Is… ”>You ignore him, rolling over to scratch, a nearly unyielding scaley hide.>Yep, still a dragon.>The talking stops and you open your eyes to gaze at the kobold, Jakrur, you think his name was.>His eyes are pried shut, the overly large iron pot on his head clanking against other bits of ramshackle armor, probably thinking you’re going to kill him or something for waking you up.“Yeah, yeah.” you drone, flicking the kobold in the chest with a claw, making an audible clang against his pan cuirass. >He was saying something about the honor guard and some hostage situation, you think.>It’ll probably be another boring problem you’ll resolve in one minute.>Wasn’t the honor guard supposed to guard you?>Not that it matters, you’re pretty sure you’ve killed at least six of them.>On accident of course. >You’re not some heartless bastard just because you’re a dragon.>Still, they don’t seem to mind too much, so you don’t feel too bad about it. “Fine, I’ll take care of it.” you groan, rubbing the last bit of sleep from your eyes. “I should be up trying to figure out how to get home anyways.”>”Ahh, yes!” Jakrur perks up, scampering along in front of you. “This way, my lady.”>How long exactly had you been asleep?>Your collection of shiny objects, gems and random knick knacks seems to have grown three-fold and you make a visible effort climbing over the pile of gems you were napping on.>Stretching your wings out as far as they’ll go, and curving your back, you hear a pop and sigh in content.

>>29699658>You think you’re not full grown yet, judging by the size of these kobolds, who are about a head short of your waist area. And you’re glad for it, or stretching this way would be impossible.>Passing by another smaller cavern, you come across four sheep playing poker on a cobbled wooden table.>”Hey, ‘Non. More trouble from the ‘bolds?” Kevin bleats, placing down his cards to wave at you.You give him a half hearted wave back. “Yeah, something about the honor guard.” You snort, a bit of flame getting expelled. “Why are you guys still here?”>They all pause and swallow anxiously. >You probably sounded more sinister than you meant to what with your low voice and S’s dragging out, if only a little bit.>”I… uhh, Figured me an’ the lads would hang around a bit longer. Much nicer here without some cunt and her dog herdin’ us around like sheep at bloody breakfast.”>”But we are sheep, ain’t we?” Jessi adds in. >Everyone ignores him.>”Or tries herdin' us when we’re trying to take a wallop of a crap,” adds Liam.>”Hey now. That’s no way to talk to our gracious hostess.” Roark barks, knocking Liam on the head with a cup. >Liam then headbuts, Roark into the limestone, the other sheep quickly joining in.>You chuckle at their antics. >Maybe some extra company that isn’t kobold will be a welcome addition.>You clear your throat, causing them to pause again and look up at you.“If the candle wears out, I think I have some in my hoard somewhere you can take. Don’t really need them myself. Low light vision and all.”>He blinks in surprise. “Y-your hoard? You don’t mind us going through there?””Nahh, to be honest, I really don’t care for, whatever the hell any of this is supposed to be” You gesture to the cave in general. “And you seem cool enough.”>He looks over to his other buddies who shrug back at him. ”Well, if you’re sure, ‘Non. Thanks!”

>>29699663>You grunt at him and continue on. It seems your servant has left without you, not even bothering to check if you followed.>No matter, you’ve been stuck down here for about two weeks now and can navigate around most of the main caverns.>Finally reaching your destination, you slither into your granite throne and try to look as regal as you possibly can, being a half grown lizard.>Jakrur and four other kobolds crawl out of the darkness to your side, pointing crude spears at the... intruders?>In front of you are colorful ponies, a tinier purple kobold, and your honor guard being held in some weird magenta bubble.>A white one, for some reason has light emitting from its horn. Ahh, a unicorn.>Kobolds, Sheep, and now Ponies have graced you with a visit. You didn’t know you were quite the cosmopolitan.>Wait, is that magic? Are these adventurers just like the ones from your tabletops?>Maybe they can help you with your whole dragon problem. >”Are you the leader of these… tiny dragons?” the purple one shouts, taking a defensive stance as she steps forward.“Kobolds, actually” you correct.>”Kobolds. Okay.” She breaths out. “So you’re the leader of these Kobolds?”>”I suppose,” you lay back into your seat, trying to get comfortable. “You seem to have one yourself,” you say, pointing to tiny purple.>The Kobold in question slinks down when you look at him. “I-I’m a dragon too!”>”You don’t look it. Very small. You don’t even have wings.”>He looks over himself, frowning.>Great, you gave an infant dragon an existential crisis.>Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Better sooner than later.>”You’re… pushing him on me. Want me to be a mother to him? Is that what this is about? What did he do, get overly greedy and burn down your village by accident?”>She seems taken back by your barrage of questions.

>”No... yes, but no. He’s my assistant.”>You lean forward, eyes lighting up in the darkness.>That sounds like a story. How much damage a little dragon could cause to a village?”Anyways,” Purple peaks interrupting you from her thoughts. ”We’ve a long way on behalf of-”A bit your elbow rest breaks off as you lean into it and crushes the Jakrur, probably killing him instantly.>Lucky seven.>The ponies stopped and are frozen in horror.>They look way more concerned than they should be.“Go on,” you encourage.>”We… We’ve come on behalf of ponyville to put a stop to your thievery”.”Thievery...” you muse, looking down at your captured kobolds. Of course they had to be getting all this random shit from somewhere.>”I’ll have a talk with my kobolds about it.”>The purple one opens her mouth again to speak but stops herself, probably surprised at how well her diplomatic mission is going.”Is that all?”>”You should give back everything else that you’ve stolen.” The white one shouts, now more bold at how agreeable you seem.>Yeah, just give your hoard to a bunch of random adventurers, who will totally give each and everything back to their rightful owners. >And you were born yesterday. >”Absolutely not,” you growl. >Even if you could trust them, your bro needs those candles.>”Hey, yer lucky we ain’t draggin’ you out onto the farm and makin’ you work yer scales off trying to repay the sheep for their lost ones,” The orange one, yells.

>>29699669>So she’s the cunt with the dog Kev was going on about.>Your expression goes from slightly amused to grim in an instant.>”And you need to pay for Fluttershy’s chicken you stole and ate.” A rainbow haired one adds.>You didn’t get a chicken from your kobolds.>One of the kobolds in the bubble as if on cue burps loudly, feathers comically fluttering out of it’s mouth.>Of course.”Well, I’ll be glad to.” You lazily lay back into your chair once more. “But I’m in a bit of a predicament myself and need help from benevolent adventurers, such as yourself. One that will surely put great riches in your pockets.”>The look to each other in confusion.>“We’ll... we’re always helping a friend in need!” The purple one exclaims. “That is, if you’re willing to be our friend.”“Hmm, yes. I need you to go on a grand journey across the plains and valleys. There you will find a grand mountain that even dwarfs my own.” It’s their turn to lean in, listening intently as you go on. “On the very top of this mountain lies a place where you can go fuck yourselves.”>They all collectively reel back in offense. ”Can you do this for me, friend? Now, If that’s all, then you’ve well overstayed your welcome. Keep those you have captured as prisoners of war or whatever. I don’t care.”>”W-war?” Purple sputters having what looks to be a mental break down.>That ought to bring some entertainment.”Yes, war.” you snort, sliding off of your seat to make your way back into the cavern.>Purple doesn’t seem keen on stopping you, so you don't.>If there’s magic here then there has to be some other magic means to get back home.>In the meantime, poker sounds like a much better way to kill time than sleeping.

>>29699670>“Hmm, yes. I need you to go on a grand journey across the plains and valleys. There you will find a grand mountain that even dwarfs my own.” It’s their turn to lean in, listening intently as you go on. “On the very top of this mountain lies a place where you can go fuck yourselves.”Sides? No we can't have those herethis is great Rhors I love it, please continue

Still workin on Tonic today. I'll get an update out within a few hours. It's kinda weird, with all of these new dragons and such, it feels like Tonic just isn't that interesting in comparison you know?

>>29700863Mage, that's bullshit. Tonic is very interesting, when i was considering writing here, I read the beginning of Tonic to gauge content on here, and decided to join because of it. The story is just getting more interesting as you continue. Writer's block is one thing, but saying Tonic isn't interesting is inherently false.

>>29685974>You motion for Tonic to refill your drink.>Rolling her eyes, she does just that.>To: “This is all bullshit.”F: “What do you mean?”>To: “I get /somewhat/ used to living here, get caught up in some very important stuff, and just before I can get shit done… poof, I’m here.”F: “Don’t worry, I’ll figure things out. I’m a theoretical physicist, this is my forte!”>Tonic doesn’t look very confident in you, not at all.>She’s just kind of glaring at you. >You scoff a little, sure, she can think what she wants, you’ve got this. >It’ll take you no time at all once you get to work on it, maybe a couple days tops. F: “Speaking of, I think I should head to the library. Maybe they’ll have /something/ relatively useful for me to use.”>To: “You have absolutely no idea what you’re doing Flamel.”>Now it’s your turn to glare. F: “Excuse me, is a barista who had a heart attack over a shitty meme telling a fucking scientist they can’t do this? This is my area of study!”>To: “It doesn’t matter what kind of shit you know about physics, you’re living in a world with magic. I mean, I can breath fucking /acid/, you’re out of your league if you think just science played a role in this.”>Chugging down the rest of your coffee, you hand Tonic the cup.>You don’t need to listen to this, not right now. >You’re just going to go to the library and find the most relevant books you can. >And then you’re going to figure out what the hell happened, and why the hell all these other dragons are here. >And maybe you can send all these other dragons back home and have your peaceful Equestria.>The one you fucking came here for.

>>29701457>You are FBI agent David Carrington, and you’re pissed about being woken up from your sleep.>It was supposed to be a day off, a day for you to relax and wind down.>But at about two in the morning you get a phone call about some supposed domestic terrorism. >When you got to the site, you saw a relatively small blast site, a leveled warehouse and a few nearby buildings that were damaged.>This does not look like terrorism, not at all.>Why would some terrorist blow up a random warehouse?>Sighing a little to yourself, you look over at the beat cop on the scene.Da: “So, why exactly was I called out here? Looks like your average arson to me.”>C: “Yeah, that’s what it looks like, but there’s a few things that just… they’re not normal.”>They hand you something, looks like it’s a witness report.>You start reading it over, it looks like it’s by the owner of the next door restaurant. >Apparently the tenant of this warehouse lived there, and would constantly reroute power to the warehouse, among other weird things.>Sure, that’s weird, but what makes this terrorism?>The cop notices your skepticism, taking the report.>C: “Traffic camera nearby caught the tenant enter the warehouse twenty minutes before the explosion. She never left. Yet, there’s no sign of a body in the rubble.”Da: “You’re kidding, right?”>They shake their head.>C: “We also managed to recover the hardrive from their computer, looks like most of their files are encrypted to hell.”>You mutter a curse, it looks like this is going to be a longer night than you wanted.>Some random woman has been syphoning power, somehow isn’t found dead after their warehouse is leveled, and has some heavy encryptions on her shit.>Maybe calling the FBI was not an exaggerated choice.

>>29700980>>29701213I was talking about it in the discord, but I just had a lapse of confidence in her. I'll get past it.

>>29696389>Twilight thinks for a minute, mulling over all of her experiences and thinking of which one to tell."You have to /think/ about it? Just how many adventures have you been on?">Playing bimbo is fun.>Twilight gets a little flustered but eventually settles on telling you about the hydra.>She actually tells it like it happened.>Hmph, she didn't embellish any details to impress you.>Are you not worth impressing?>Hey, relax. You're fucking with /her/, remember.>Her story is impressive on its own."You charged a hydra?! You're so brave!">A bashful twilight tries to be humble, but you don't let it happen.>You practically beg her for more stories.>After a while, you switch seats in favor of sitting next to her.>You're almost in her lap as you listen intently to her experiences.>She's red in the face, sweating, and acting erratic in general. What you're doing, it's working.>Are you a bitch for doing this?>Kinda.>Hey, it's not your fault, right? Right.>Discord taught you how to control your greed, not your overwhelming desire to be a draconic tyrant bitch.>It's nice to see your affect on people.

>>29701813>Twilight shakily tells her stories as you fall all over her.>You were initially worried that Glimmer would catch on to what you are doing, but she hasn't looked at you strangely at all so far.>She must be more sexually oblivious than Twilight was, if that's even possible.>Guess studying magic and leading a communist society your whole life will do that to you.>Maybe you'll make that your next mission, break the stone wall that is Starlight Glimmer.>They can't all be lesbian or bi, right?>You can find out.>You'll have all of these ponies clamoring for you!>...Things are a lot more fun when you listen to your evil voice...>Even still, you should probably calm the fuck down, yeah?>At that moment, Spike comes into the car and takes in the sight before him.>Twilight sperging out and a dragoness being a little too close to her."Spike! Glad you could join us finally. Twilight was just telling us about some of her amazing adventures!">Spike makes his way over to your seats gingerly.>He's obviously uncomfortable with how you're sitting, but he's got no evidence on you.>Let his mind wander. Two birds with one stone...>S: "Telling stories, huh? Which ones?""All sorts! She's a great story teller, just like you. If it wouldn't make her uncomfortable, I would kiss her cheek for being a hero just like I did you.">T: "I wouldn't feel uncomfortable with that!">That was a little loud. Everyone just stares at her.>T: "I mean...we're friends, you know? I would be ok with it.""Good, I know it's not exactly normal here. I'm just a bit of a rebel...">Her nervous smile grows as you lean in.>Before you kiss her cheek, you whisper into her ear."You could say...I'm a bad girl.">You kiss her cheek, but it doesn't matter.>She passed out cold before your lips made contact.>SG: "Twilight? You ok?""I'm sure she's just tired from telling so many stories..."

>>29702088>You lean back from her and smile devilishly.>You're getting quite good at this.>Maybe you should calm down and remember that there are other people here!>You become aware of your surroundings instantly.>Starlight is poking at Twilight, and Spike is pretending like he didn't see what he just saw.>You should be glad that they didn't hear your whispering, or see the satisfaction on your face from making the fucking princess faint."So...Spike, you wanna read some more comics?">He's still trying to play ignorant. Even if he doesn't know your game, he still saw Twilight basically get molested.>S: "Uh...I'd like that.">He seems to get more comfortable at the mention of one of his passions.>He grabs out his collection and you both sort through them and try to get Starlight interested while Twilight takes her little nap.>The trip eventually turns into all three of you reading individual comics while Twilight is out cold.>A thought does enter your head while you read, however.>And for once, your evil voice has managed to suggest something /productive/ for once...>You /are/ getting pretty good at this sort of thing, aren't you?>Discord probably won't tell you what you want to know if you just ask him.>He's a chaotic master of deception after all.>However, you already have a strategy that you know works for sure.>You know his one true weakness after all...>Fluttershy.

>>29704970That sucks ass man. There are much more rulebreaking things on this board than dragons in shredded clothes.

You should be A-OK, it was probably just a one off from some retard reporting the image. We'd love to drag your ass onto our Discord anyway. There's a few story spoilers/previews/drafts, steakbutter, brown rice, and even some dragon discussion as well occasionally. Might be handy for some art inspo or something? I dunno'.

>>29706042>even some dragon discussion as well occasionally>meanwhile thread has little to no discussion going onThis is literally the reason EVERYONE thinks that Discord is cancer. And it is.You should drop that crap like a burning turd before it damages this newborn general further.

>>29706061We mainly use the Discord for discussing ongoing story ideas among other authors m80. It's mainly to avoid spoilers ITT. If anyone has any prompts or art ideas though, we usually post them in the thread.

I think that the Discord has its uses, but I can totally see where you're coming from.

>>29706233Ah jes do what ya can. That's all we could ask of ya on this Tibetan tea brewing enclave. Thank you for all your hard work so far, and thank you in advance for what you put out. I've loved every image you've drawn here, your depictions of the dragons really let their personalities shine through. It's impressive stuff, wish I could do it.

>>29706233Your artwork is invaluable purple, we really like your stuff. I'm gonna be writing in some new outfits for Daze in the coming parts so that might be something drawfriend worthy at some points. I dunno.

>>29706251>>29706259 thanks senpai ,, this thread is and has gotten me through some heavy shit,, shouldnt bee too much longer to get this done,, ive kinda also got a little bit more of what i want to do for scylla,, just gotta actually write it down ,, and try and make sure i get the cmcs down pat and granny smith too

>>29706768>become mechanical dragon>settle in some remote hamlet on the outskirts of 'questria>create a cult of technofetishist ponies that worship you as their mechanical god>laugh as your servants start treating every gearbox as if it were part of your body>laugh even more as you overhear them preaching that every mechanism in the world is, in fact, part of your body, no matter how remote, simple or complex>start hoarding various devices, gradually upgrading yourself>"upgrade" the most devoted, "blessing" them with your holy mechanisms>secede from Equestria and form your own little empire with science and cyberponies>contemplate building an army of cyber-undead ponies and taking over the world>dismiss it as silly and continue to piss off Twilight with your technological advancement that doesn't involve magic in any way

>>29707694Technically, Omnissiah was the Emperor, the "messiah" of the Machine God. Unless you yourself believe to be physical manifestation of the Machine God, you are no Omnissiah but rather THE Machine God to those pastel horses, dogs, griffons or what have you.

>>29706092This. The Discord consists of getting help with writing, spoiler talk, and random off topic nonsense. Whenever a question like "what situations would be cool for the dragons?" are asked, they tend to be cross posted here too. I know if I ask something like "what story do you like more?" I do it both here and there.

>>29703293>You're only half paying attention to what's going on in the comic book you're reading.>You're mainly focusing on your new devious mission.>Discord has got some explaining to do. Knowing him, he won't hand over the information easily.>So you're not going to ask nicely.>Maybe he's rubbed off on you a bit too much.>Less like a friend, more like a mentor...of chaos.>The key to Discord is Fluttershy, and the key to Fluttershy is her animals.>Angel still probably has a thing for you, maybe you'll visit the rabbit that found you in the woods and take it from there.>It's not quite that simple though.>What if she doesn't fall for your shit?>Lisbians...or at least, bisexuals exist in Equestria. Twilight is proof of that.>It's obviously not the norm, kinda like back at home, but is it almost non existent?>You never saw it or hardly any romance at all in the show.>Maybe this sudden change in Twilight is a result of your inter dimensional "corruption.">Maybe it could be applied to Fluttershy...>Or maybe you're thinking about this too much.>It's a world based off of a cartoon.>Maybe it's rules and properties are as simple and black and white as the life lessons it teaches...>What would a children's cartoon say...?>Love is love no matter what?>Sounds straight forward and uncomplicated, just like a fictional world.>You could be on to something.

>You trudge home after that, feeling overall disgruntled.>But, moping around, bitching in your head isn't going to magically change anything.>So, you decide to read to get your mind off things.>Using your salary, a few cheap books are among the creature comforts you've been able to get yourself.>The big thing is saving up to move out right now.>Fluttershy has been great, and you're tired of free loading.>Not to mention having some real alone time wouldn't hurt.>But, you're not even close to that yet, so you just have to keep saving.>You randomly grab one of the books piled next to your bed. >”Out From The Dragonlands”>Oh yeah, when you were buying these you were suggested this one.>Might jog your memories or something like that.>Although you have absolutely no need to actually jog any memories, it might still be a decent read.

>>29708764>It's a travel journal in all honesty.>Some unicorn traveled out there and edited then published their journal.>So far, it's about what you'd expect.>”Wow! How foreign and bizarre!”>Seriously, this guy is very easily excited.>You almost consider putting it down in favor of something else, but the next section’s title is of interest for you.>”Mating Rituals and Courtship.”>It’s probably going to be a bit more dry than sexual content you’re used to, but seeing as how you’ve been feeling a little odd recently, it might not hurt to look into it.>Reading it over is both reassuring in some ways and worrying in others. >Mentions of females going into heat send shivers down your spine, it’s not an image you like in your head.>You’ve been horny before, but going into heat just sounds off putting. >But, based on symptoms, you don’t /think/ you’re in heat.>Then, what the hell is up with you?>Frowning a little, you keep reading.>No mention of anything quite like the awkward feeling you had around Spike.>It’s time to consider this being a crush.

>>29708784 forgot text, fucking great>Going over the facts, it’s obvious you’ve grown to be fond of the little guy.>He’s nice enough, and you don’t have any major issues with him.>But would you fuck him?>Would you honestly fuck Spike one day?>Fuck no!>You can’t help but chuckle a little.>It’s probably not going to be this cut and dry, but you definitely have no wish to do it with Spike.>Which means you won’t be practicing with these egg-bearing hips any time soon.>You groan, this author’s cheesy writing is starting to rub off on you.>Seriously, fucking /egg-bearing hips/.>You shut the book, tossing it to the side.>Not really your cup of tea. >Still not really tired, you decide to pick up another book to read.>Reaching down to your pile, you’re greeted by one of Fluttershy’s suggestions.>You smirk a little, happy with your choice.

>>29708799>You fall asleep to the chorus of a heavy storm pelting the roof.>It’s an almost hypnotic sound, sending you into a lull.>You’ve always liked the sound of heavy rain, it’s soothing to you.>You’re only halfway through your book, but your eyelids feel so very heavy. >In the end, you don’t even manage to mark your page as you slip into a peaceful sleep.>However, this is no peaceful night, not really.>Despite the quiet comfort you’ve fallen asleep to, not all is so easy.>Though most right now are probably in a similar comfortable situation, someone most definitely is not tonight.>However, you are not cognisant of such things.>At least, you aren’t yet.>Easy sleep has been hard to come by for you as of late.>And it’s going to be a little while until you have such an easy time like tonight.

>>29708810>In the morning, you get ready for your work.>Working in the postal service isn’t glamorous, but it’s a nice enough job.>Once you’ve bathed and have your bag, you head out, waving to Fluttershy as you leave.>Despite the anger and confusion you felt yesterday, your “no-fuck” revelation has greatly helped your mood. >When you get into town, a lot of the citizens look unnaturally uneasy.>You’re so used to a town of smiling faces and general comfort that it honestly catches you off guard.>The closer you get towards the post office, you start seeing more and more worried ponies and guards.>Did something happen?>You assume it was some sort of quarrel, or at least, you hope so.>But, once you’ve made it to the building, any hopes of that are absolutely shattered.>There’s your boss, your overly optimistic, always elated boss.>But they’re lying outside, not waiting eagerly inside.>And… holy shit.>Is that blood?

>>29708819>You always sort of assumed everything here was still child safe. >Then again, you’re able to swear and openly think about sex, so maybe not.>But, you had never expected to see /blood/.>Definitely not here.>You feel dizzy just seeing it, seeing your boss lie there covered in it.>A part of you is praying they’re just unconscious.>But, you know damn well you don’t see their chest moving up and down.>The last time you saw a dead body it was, well, it was /that/ day.>Fuck, do not think about shit like that Khoa, you don’t want to make even more of a scene here.>You’re shaking as you approach a guard, you have no idea if you’ll even be able to form the words.K: “Wh-what… happened?”>The guard looks at you.>G: “Ah, good, we don't have to go and find you. Now, would you be so kind as to willingly come in for questioning?”>Oh shit.>Fuck, fuck, fuck.>They think you did it, don't they?>You, a random dragon with no identity who works for the victim and…>Damn, you do sound fucking suspicious.

>>29708828>You've been questioned by police before, so in theory this is no different.>Such a cozy little interrogation room they have you in right now.>As you wait for questions to begin, you start trying to formulate ways to prove your innocence.>It'll all come down to who can vouch for you really, you don't have physical evidence.>Spike was with you from when you left work until you started heading home.>Fluttershy was thankfully home all night.>And /somebody/ had to have seen you just walk into town this morning.>You bury your face in your hands.>This is too much.>Why would somebody flat out commit murder here?>And why must you look so damn suspicious.>D: “Having some trouble there Khoa?”>You snap your head to the side, sure enough, Discord.>And he's in a fucking suit with a briefcase.>D: “Need a lawyer?”>You almost start telling him off, but in all honesty, you really fucking do.

>>29708836>The next several minutes are the most surreal thing you've experienced in your time here.>Discord is arguing with some random guard trying to exonerate you.>Over a murder no less.>He's pulling out all this evidence, random shit like a casting of your foot print entering town today.>Yet, the way he explains everything makes /sense/.>Sort of.>D: “You see, this is a muddy footprint, which means my client had to have entered down /after/ the rain. There were no footprints leading from town, meaning my client entered this morning! And according to your reports, the body was found before dawn!”>The guard looks more uncomfortable than you right now.>D: “Shall I go gather testimony from Fluttershy who was with my client all night? Fluttershy is by /far/ one of the most honest ponies I have ever met!”>You roll your eyes a little.>D: “If the foot fits, you must acquit!”>How does he?>You shake your head, you don't even want to know.

>>29708857fucking again>One headache later you're in the middle of being released.>You've got to hand it to Discord, he's annoying, but he's got your back.>The guards apologize profusely, all the while keeping a close watch on Discord.>D: “It's ironic really, that you tried to arrest Khoa here.”>Hmm?>D: “You nearly arrested the one who's going to solve this case!”>What?>D: “Oh yes, Khoa here is quite the investigator! A regular detective!”>You're about to blow your lid, but Discord flashes three fingers at you.>The third favor- goddamn it.>The guards seem to be eating this up.>Dammit fuck shit God fucking bullshit motherfu->D: “She’ll start immediately!”>The guards fucking agree.>This can't be happening.>You're not a detective!

>>29708869>Discord ushers you outside, a smarmy grin on his face.K: “A-are we alone?”>He nods.K: “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT! YOU ARE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE WHO JUST… FUCK!”>D: “I do feel honored you express your vulgar side with me Khoa, I really do.”K: “I'm not a detective Discord! I barely fucking passed that fluff forensics class in high school! You can't just expect me to fucking solve a murder!”>He pats your head.>D: “I'll have some reading prepared for you when you get home!”>That's probably not going to help you much.>Anybody can read a goddamn book.K: “After this, we're done. You fuck off and leave me alone!”>D: “You say that now, but I think you'll change your tune soon! Happy reading Khoa!”>And with that, they're gone.>You almost start heading to work.>But that ship has sailed.>Sailed into an iceberg.

>>29708877>Not seeing much of a reason to stay in town, you make your way back home.>It seems like there’s always /something/ to mess with you whenever you’re feeling good.>But you’re used to it by now.>All you have to do is keep on trying to get through this.>The walk is quiet and uneventful thankfully, no interjections from Discord.>When you step inside, you’re glad to see Fluttershy not present.>You really don’t want to be the one to tell her there was a murder.>Murder.>It still feels so weird to think about. >A murder in Equestria that /you/ have to solve.>If your life didn’t already play out like fiction, it sure as hell did now. >Going towards your room, you see a large pile of books next to your bed.>Along with the books you see a nice, leather bound notebook, and what looks like a tweed jacket and pipe.>Very funny jackass.>Sighing, you sit down, looking over the journal.>Pretty damn nice.>Better than what you’ve been using. >Might as well get started with this, right?>The closest book is a relatively short one, sitting on the leftmost stack.>”The Art of Deduction”.>Sure, why not?

>>29708884>Thus began your research into detective work.>You wish you could say it’s easy, that everything just clicks with ease, but that’s just not realistic.>Some things are common sense, others will need more thought and time before they fully make sense. >That’s the same as with anything you need to learn.>But, you don’t have much say in this, so… yeah.>You tear through the first book pretty quickly, it’s written well in a way that just flows.>In all honesty, it’s a nice read. >There’s a note fixed to the inside of the back cover it seems.>”Dear Khoa, I assumed you would pick this book first, and hopefully I’m right, because this message is best if you read it when you start all of this. These books are mostly to boost your confidence in the trade, you’ve already got most of what you need. Your mind works differently than any pony’s. You come from a different world, and I think that’s about all you need. - D.”>The sappy message makes you roll your eyes. >He’s just doing this to fuck with you further.>But you won’t fall for that.>Determined to make the most of this, you pick up a book on witnesses. >And back to reading you go.

>>29708891>F: “K-Khoa… there’s been a… d-death today.”>You look up, Fluttershy has quietly walked in.K: “Yeah, it was my boss, I was there. They brought me in for questioning and everything.”>F: “O-oh my! I’m s-sorry you had to go through that Khoa… Um.. what’s with all these new b-books?”>You look down at your bed, there’s a good four or five books scattered around you alone, not to mention the big stack Discord left next to your bed.K: “I’m… going to solve the murder.”>Fluttershy looks at you like she didn’t hear you right.K: “Er… Discord managed to figure out I used to do stuff like this, before the accident. He thinks it would be for the best if I tried investigative work now, try and jog my memory. These books are to help me get familiar again.”>You wish you could take credit for that lie, but Discord has left quite a few notes in these books all numbered in the order you’ll read them.>You’ve even tried taking books with your eyes closed from the stack and you haven’t broken the sequence yet. >F: “Oh! That sounds like a g-good idea! Makes sense, seeing how you’re so s-smart.”>Now you look at /her/ like you misheard her.K: “I’m not that smart, really.”>F: “D-don’t be modest Khoa!”>Are you being modest?>It feels more like she’s being flattering.>Either way, you kind of like it.

>>29708562>What to believe?>Is sexuality just like it is on Earth? Is the whole world basically bisexual, but heterosexuality is just 'in style?'>You'd like to believe in the "corruption" thing.>You've got some enchanting hips after all, right?>They could turn a straight mare gay, and that's exactly what you aim to do.>Either way, you have to try. Partly because it's fun, but mostly because Discord would probably just fuck around with you otherwise.>You hear the conductor informing everyone of your approaching stop.>Looks like it's go time. The girls are probably going to be awaiting Twilight's return at the train station.>The train screeches to a stop and everypony gets up and retrieves their luggage.>You look out one of the windows and sure enough, there's a compressed area of color that resembles your new friends among the crowd.>Spike makes like the mule he is and gathers most of the luggage you all brought, and Glimmer makes use of her magic with her effects.>While they shuffle off of the train, you focus on waking Twilight.>She's cute when she's passed out cold from sexual tension...>You lean down and slap her cheeks."Hey, Princess Sperg, it's time to snap out of it.">She closes her eyes tighter and stirs in her seat.>What did you do the last time she fainted again?>Oh yeah...>You do your best to stand her up and give her a firm smack on the ass.>She suddenly and violently wakes up, mumbling nonsense.>Luckily everyone is out of the car at this point.>T: "I love you! Wha-what happened?! Are we there?!""Yeah, we made it. The girls are waiting outside, lets go!"

>>29709575>Twilight is still dazed from her episode, but you walk behind her and push her forward.>She's reluctant to move and continues her confused babbling.>T: "We're here already?! Where's Spike and Starlight? What about our bags- eeep!">She's startled by you as you suddenly make contact with her backside again to move her forward."Relax, relax, we got everything. You just took a bit of a nap, I'm sure it'll come back to you later.>Twilight rubs her head, and makes her way outside the train where she's greeted by a cliche group hug.>The gang's all here, even Fluttershy.>Discord is absent, however. At least you can get to work now and surprise him later.>He is going to get a piece of your mind for not greeting you at the station, though.>You might be conspiring against him, but you're still friends!>Vietnam comes rushing back to you as the sound of a canon roars throughout the station accompanied by confetti.>PP: "Welcome back party!">Pinkie is quickly silenced by Applejack who apologizes to everyone for her.>AJ: "Well...I /tried/ to talk her out of throwing a party for this...">Jesus Christ, how does Pinkie still have hearing?

>>29710263>You stand outside of their little circle as the girls surround Twilight and bombard her with questions about your journey to the Empire.>PP: "Did you have a party there?! Was it really bright and sunny?! Oh- oh, how was Flurry?! What did you do on the ride back?!">Twilight does her best to answer their burning questions, but when she gets onto the subject of the ride back she freezes.>T: "On the ride back...? I uh...I...">A sudden look of shock crosses her face.>Looks like she remembers.>Her gaze shortly locks on to you.>You smooch the air and give her a wink before she looks away in a panic.>AJ: "Well, Twi? What did ya do?">T: "I...just told some embarrassing stories.">The go back to talking about the trip, and Twilight eventually shakes off her worried look.>At the edge of their circle stands Fluttershy.>She looks on with a smile on her face, occasionally inputting to the conversation, but she's mostly ignored because she speaks too softly.>You look her up and down. You never really got a good look at any of them, considering how distracted you were when you first got here.>She's just as cute as ever.>Oh yes, you can work with her...but will she work with you?>Only one way to find out...

>>29710437>>29710453My story follows a plot, but it has nothing to do with love interest. Therefore, it doesn't matter who she ends up with. I've just been going off of what people want. If you want Spike, I'll do it. Same thing with Twilight. Maybe I'll do both and make something happen. It's really up to you guys. I started this story to make you guys happy, and I hope I've achieved that

>I will try to write more soon >write more soon >soon >2 weeks since I've been productiveI guess the faggotry is strong in me

>You are Hope and you are anxious as you see the group of ponies approaching you>What was their intention?>Maybe they just want you to leave. They surely don't want you around the town>Dragon are well know for their... bellicose behavior>However, they don't seem to be aggressive but you can say they were on their guard>Except Fluttershy and the pink one>The sight of your savior allows you to relax a bit>She has been nice with you since you are here, maybe everything gonna be alright>Your gaze stops on the purple one>Something was weird with her, she has both a horn and a pair of wing>An alicorn?>You always thought they were only two in this world>But maybe they were more common>Well it's not like dragon's books are pretty recent or accurate...>They are now in front of you and remain silent>It's pretty obvious they don't deal with reptile of your size everyday>They stare at you>You stare at them>...>Ok now this is akward, someone had to break the ice before the silence kills you>F:"Hello Hope, let me present you my friends. So here is Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and here it's Twilight Sparkle the princess of friendship">They all greeted you but your attention stay on the last one >Princess of friendship? What the hell is that?>...>Oh shit, she is a princess!>You bow before her "I'm honored to meet you Princess">She seems to be surprised by your manners first but she quickly pull herself together>TS:"Forget formalities. Actually I'm not here as a princess, I'm here to help you"

Wewlads, tonight is a good night for green it seems. I'm just catching up on the gold standard tonight. What are you guys reading?>>29710497You got a Pastebin or somewhere with the whole story in one spot yet Hope? I wanna read your story, but I can't find the start of it. From what I've seen it looks really good.>>29710497Mate, wherever you take the story, you have my blessing. I just like reading about cute lizards, and cute lizard activities. Fuck or no fuck, it doesn't matter to me.>>29710379I'd probably give it a read. Just as long as it doesn't go full grimdark and take its self too seriously. I remember someone writing a comedy-horror green in AiE a few years ago about a serial killer pony. The writing was really well done, and the characters were funny as hell. Can't find it now, but if I remember right, whoever posted it had a pastebin.>>29710339It'll happen sweet Anon, just give it time. Someone will /ss/ with Spike for sure. It's inevitable.>>29710296Comfy =/= Sunshine and rainbows.

I find the Gold Standard comfy because I find Khoa relatable to how I was when I was younger, and how I slowly came to figure myself out. I can see the same thing happening for her, and it warms my heart. It's cute, just in a none-traditional sense.

>>29710597>TS:"You see me and my friends have the duty to bring harmony in all Equestria by helping the other with their friendship issues">She keeps talking about some magical map, elements of harmony and butts shaking...>You are not sure if you understood the last part...>You rub your eyes with your right claw, and organize your thoughts"So, what you are trying to tell me is, you are here to help me with my friendship's problem because a map tells you to do it?">TS:"Yeah that's it""I don't want to be rude with you but I think your map is broken, I don't have any friendships problem or something like that">TS:"A-Are you sure? I mean, the map activated just a few day after your appearance and it bring us in this area, it can't be just a coincidence. You must be the one who need us">You let out a sigh of annoyance>All of this starts to upset you"Listen princess, I don't need your help because dragons don't do friends. You can't help someone with their friendships problem if they don't have friends, right?">You look at the alicorn who was struggling to find a response>But it didn't come from her>"Pinkie Pie" jump in front of you >PP:" SILLY! THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! So now, you're staying with us and we will teach you how to have a lot of friends. But first I have to throw you a welcome party! I'm already late of four days!">She is now running like a lunatic toward the city>Fucking hell, she scared the shit of you>TS:"Apparently, Pinkie find your problem. So what do you think? You let us help you with this. It's not the first time I take someone under my wing">You consider the offer>Why did you acted like this? They just want to help you>Don't need to be such a bitch"Can you give me some time to think about it?"

Also I wanted to write this>You are anon >And you wake up with a fucking headache>The last memory you got was a group of black dudes beating the shit out of you in a back alley>Shit! Last time you tried to stole nigger's KFC bucket>You get up and start analyze your surrounding >You are in some sort of cave...>Where the fuck are you?>Ghetto can be extreme sometime but this is a bit ridiculous here>You start to walk toward the entrance and feel your right foot wet>You just walked in a pond>Perfect, you wanted to look at yourself>The fight should have left some bruise on you...>You are now flying in the sky with your new wings>You have been reincarnated in an other plan of existence>Gandi was right after all>But the best part is you are now a fucking edgy dragon>With black scales and red eyes >Even Alduin wasn't so dark>Maybe you should call yourself Dark Angel or something like this>You keep wandering until you spot 4 other dragons fighting>You hide behind a rock and take a proper at the scene>Holy shit! this is Ember!>You are in MLP universe>Luckily you watch all the seasons>Not like you appreciate the show... >You were too cool for this

>>29710983>Speaking of being cool>Ember was alone against the other and seems to have some difficulty>Too bad you didn't have your katana...>Hours of maining Genji could have finally be useful>One of the three opponent spit a fire breath in her direction and she didn't show any sign of movement>White knight mode engage>You dash off toward Ember and caught her with your arms before the fire touch her>You hit the ground and roll with the princess a few meter>You just save her life, she will surely reward you >You get up and look at the sky, the 3 dragons aren't here anymore>They had to flee when they saw you>Your attention get back to Ember>She look angry>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?">White knight mode disable>Edgelord mode engage"I have no name">Dammit Anon you are so cool>"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?""You were about to be killed">"WHAT? WITH FIRE? WE ARE DRAGONS DUMBASS! WE CAN SWIM IN LAVA WHENEVER WE WANT!">Shit you didn't thought about>Whatever it's still a POTG>"I'VE BEEN TRACKING THIS 3 LITTLE FUCKERS DURING THE ALL DAY BECAUSE THEY STOLE SOME OF MY LOOT AND YOU LET THEM ESCAPE">Ok maybe it's your chance to redeem yourself"Don't worry Princess, I'll bring you back your treasure">Before she could say anything you fly away>You keep flying until you find a cave and jack off during the rest of the day>You already love your new life

>>29708900>It’s Discord that greets you in the morning.>Because /that’s/ what you like to see when you wake up.>D: “Good morning detective! How was your research?”K: “Fuck off, mornings are rough without coffee, don’t make them even worse.”>Shrugging, he thumbs through one of the books you had fallen asleep with.>D: “Oh, really jumped right into this, didn’t you? I’d dare say you’ve found a passion!”>You would be hasty to argue if it wasn’t at least a little interesting to read about.>Putting into practice still scares the shit out of you, but reading has gone well.>Reading always goes well, it keeps you out of the action.>This is why you never got outside as a kid, shit reasoning like that.>Oh well, that’s all in the past anyways.>D: “You’d best get going, the guards are waiting with an autopsy report!”K: “They can… they do autopsies here?”>Discord shrugs a little.>D: “Not like what /you’re/ used to, but there is a legal system here Khoa.”K: “I just can’t imagine cutting up a pony for an autopsy…”>D: “Cutting up? You’re kidding right? We have /magic/ Khoa! We aren’t barbarians!”>Bullshit, there’s no coffee.>That’s fucking barbaric.

>>29711070>You grab your notebook, making a very deliberate point of tossing the tweed jacket on the ground just to spite Discord.>D: “Why do you antagonize me so?! What have I done to deserve such cruelties?!”>Just don’t even pay him any attention, he craves the attention. >Out the door you go, ready to go get this “autopsy” report. >Khoa: Shitty Fake Detective.>You’re on the case, whether you like it or not.>Your boss, well, former boss, was a weird one alright.>They were easily excited, and seemed to always be in a good mood.>At face value, they seemed utterly forgettable, some background character a lazy animator might use.>Kind of like your former co-worker… Derpy.>Does this make them a suspect?>Did you really just consider if Derpy Hooves was a murderer?>This is why you need coffee in the morning kids.>You’re fucked up without it.>Once in town, you’re greeted by a few members of the guard.>They greet you warmly, pointing you towards the castle. >Oh shit, you’re going in the castle!>You haven’t been in the castle before!>Maybe you could meet->No, no, stop acting like a fucking desperate fangirl Khoa.>That’s beneath you on so many levels.>Well, not too many levels, but at least a couple. >You hope.

>be anon>middle of winter>killme.jpeg>come home after a long day at work>you open your door and walk into your tiny one-bedroom apartment>its not much but you manage>fall asleep in your bed...>"I think its dead bolt">"well at least we're gonna get a few hundred bits for its hide"[starting anon.exe]>10%.....30%....69%:^)....99%..100%>you jerk up to The sensation of being poked with something sharp>you hear startled screams>"HOLY CELESTIA ITS ALIVE RUUN">you sit in shock...>ponies..>that talked...>Wait>you realize this is just a dream and mentally smack yourself....>wow this place looks cool>you find yourself in a snow covered forest with tracks leading in the direction of the ponis>well it is winter>weird its snowy out but your not cold>you look down to find a white and light blue body>...>ookay that's weird even for a dream>you pinch yourself to try to wake up>its not working>shishishishishishi>ok just calm down anon just relax >its just a dream and you'll wake up soon..Cont.?

>>29711145>The castle seems quiet today.>You can hear every step you make, thanks to your claws clicking against the floors.>If you weren't feeling self-conscious already, you sure are now.>You're led off to a small room, where a few ponies are gathered.>They greet you as /detective/ Khoa.>Yay.>Not much small talk today, they just!hand you the report.>Scanning over it real quick, you don't learn anything overtly important.>Body was found before dawn, time of death was probably in the middle of the night, cause of death was blunt force trauma…>Seeing this kind of stuff here is still insane.K: “Um… have any witnesses come by?”>G: “Ahem, we do have /one/ witness.”>Hey, that's a start at least.>G: “Are you familiar with a pony named Trixie?”>Hold back your sarcasm Khoa. >Hold back your snide remarks.>Hold it back, just smile and shake your head.>You've got to be /professional/.

>Be anon.>Be busy trying to figure out if Mass Effect Andromeda is shit or good.>It's no use.>Fuckthisshitnigga.gif>Turn off your cheap ass PC.>Maybe that's why you get .6 frames per minute.>Fucking piece of shit.>As you bitch to yourself, you see a bright shining light from your window.>It's that goddamn Puerto Rican kid with a flashlight again.>You're ready this time though. >This is why you've been jerking it in a cup for a week.>Grinning, you dump your spunky spunk on the little shit.>Fuck yeah, he's crying.>You get a message on AOL.>Wait, since when was AOL still a thing? >"Yo nigga: I heard you like fucking dragons.">"And Pone."A: "Fuck yeah.">"Nigga do I have an offer for you!"

its not the greatest, but just to have something up,, heres the first part for Scylla,, the first part starts with a nightmare so spoopy warning in this text i havent really done alot of writing and im still planning the next part to this,, but feed back would be cool I hope this works,,http://pastebin.com/bGwKSz0E

>>29713532>One thing that’s obvious about being a detective, there’s a lot of legwork.>Go here, go there, talk to them, go pick up this.>You can just feel that’s how today is going to go.>At least with mail you can route out a quick path, with this you could be sent back and forth across town.>Here’s hoping your leads are all going to be in one, conveniently small area.>Right now, you’re looking for Trixie.>A stuck up, self indulgent, cocky bitch from everything you’ve seen.>Should make your interviewing her a real treat.>Apparently she’s hanging around town, not doing much of anything right now.>Which is great, because you don’t want anything to be mildly straight forward, that would be too /easy/.>You sigh, your mood is kind of awful right now.>If you’re going to be doing this, you need to at least attempt to be presentable.>Deep breaths, calm down, don’t be a bitch.>Easy enough in theory. >You're not inherently a bitch. >Unless you're talking to Discord.

>>29710478>She's on the edge of this circle, she's isolated.>Target locked. It's time to bag and drag.>You make your way over to her, but a thought plagues you as you walk.>What about Twilight?>Your eyes find there way to her, now laughing and carrying on with the rest of her friends.>She has no idea.>Not only did you figure out how she feels after all, but you're planning on seducing and using one of her best friends to get at Discord.>Not to mention the fact that you could just ask him nicely first, you're just jumping to this conclusion because it sounds like fun...>She won't find out...you'll just mess around and get your info.>Its not cheating if you don't /love/ Fluttershy, right? Isn't that how it works?>Just a fun little swing, and then it's back to making Twilight pass out.>You make it to Fluttershy and tap on her to get her attention.>She jumps in surprise, but loosens up when she sees it's you.>F: "Oh, I didn't see you there. Twilight was just telling us about your trip.">Her gentle eyes are surprisingly striking, and she seemingly has an aura of light around her from the light shining off of her coat. The air around her smells floral, but you can't put your finger on an individual flower.>This might be harder than you thought...>You thought that you'd just run in like an Alpha and get what you need, but she's pretty damn attractive.>Why was it so easy to talk to her before? Because you were so damn confused?>Well get over it. You put this plan in motion, now finish it."Right on, I was thinking maybe we could go see Angel after this. He was the one who found me in the forest after all...">F: "That's a great idea! I think he's been wanting to see you again.""I bet..."

>[Meanwhile, back on Earth]>You are Marty, and boy, has shit really gone south for you over the past two days.*sniff* "Ugh">You're currently sat at Anons breakfast table with your head buried in your folded arms in front of you. >Why did you have to go off and leave him.>The pussy, brah.>Not right now brain, no pussy is good enough to justify what has happened here.>You know how he is when he's drunk, he can't keep his fucking mouth shut at the best of times, but when he's had a drink he turns into a pest, and you have told him for years now that you'd always have his back when those circumstances arise.>Not this time though, oh no.>Now he's dead, and it's all down to you not carrying out your duties as his friend.>Christ, you could have done more.>You should have done more.>You break down crying at the table as you lift your head to take another swig from the bottle of whiskey you have next to you.>You neck the remainder of the dark liquid in the bottom of your bottle before letting out a groan as you sloppily topple your head forward onto the table with a light *dumf*>It's going to be a long night.

>>29715325>...>[Back in Equestria.. 1 Week later..]>..."For the love of God..">You are Daze."I did absolutely fuck-all, man. This is bullshit.">You're currently sat in the Ponyville jailhouse drunktank bouncing a ball off of the wall opposite your bed while a white coated guard wearing overly shiny golden armour stares at you with an emotionless look on his face through the bars of your cell.>This limpdick cunt won't even make smalltalk with you.>You know this because you've been trying to make said smalltalk since you were first dragged in here at 2am last night with your tshirt around your head like a fucking pirates bandana.>He didn't even say anything when you vomited all over the floor in front of him.>Back home you would have got a good shouting at and maybe even a pasting for that one.>Bitchboy is probably too scared of you.>Yeah, that's it.>Must be.>Your eyes manage to trail their way over to the clock, and as luck should have it; time appears to work the same here as it does back home, so unless you've had another head knock in the past week, you reckon it's about 9am.>God, you're bored shitless.

>>29715336>And even more importantly, you're still incredibly fucking angry.>Not so much about being arrested. In all fairness, you probably deserved that one.>You're just pissed off that this uppity twat won't even shoot the shit with you.>Not like he has fuck all better to do, I mean Jesus Christ.>Even the coppers back home offered to bring you a newspaper and a cup of tea or coffee, and those guys were the biggest cunts going.>Probably didn't help their attitude much when you frequently tried to spit at them and attack them while blitz'd out of your skull on Jagermeister mind you.>Them were the days.>Getting into fights and having Marty drag you off of people.>Smashing up taxi's and having Marty get his ass kicked by a disgruntled taxi driver in a lay-by on the M5.>You miss that shitlord.>Wonder how he's doing without you anyway.. Hm.. Oh well, can't read fucking minds.>Back to your current situation anyway;>You barely did anything wrong, you only gave a couple of slaps to some daft cunt who set his lip up. It's not your fault that he decided to scream and go crying like a bitch to the guard.>"I hardly even touched him" didn't seem to work very well as an excuse here when someone has a busted nose sadly.>You let out an exasperated sigh before giving your ball one last hard throw against the wall causing it to bounce all over your cell before flying out through the bars and plinking off of the guards armoured body causing him to wince.

>>29715343"Look, you can let me out you know">"....""Oh, come the fuck on, at least say or do something you boring cunt">"....""Rough me up! Fight me! Do fucking something aside from stand there you spineless git!">Fuck it, plan uh.. A.. B.. C.. D.. Yeah, you must be on at least plan J or K by now.>Trigger plan JK.>You walk up to the bars and begins to rattle them in frustration."ARGH! LET ME OUT YOU CUUUUUUUUNT!">If he's not going to talk to you, you can at least try and freak him out or deafen him.>Your armored friend just continues to give you that trademark blank look before tilting his head to the side in confusion.>"That's not going to get you very far, you know.""You can fucking speak! Oh, how fucking f-a-n-t-a... uh.. s..">"t-i-c, ma'am.""Oh, fuck off. On second thoughts; Shut your fucking mouth, I liked you better when you were mute. I know how to spell. When do I get out of this shit hole anyway?">"Shouldn't be too long now, ma'am""Alright plod, no bother.">"Excuse me ma'am?">You let out a deep sigh, you're not in the fucking mood for this right now."Call me ma'am one more time, and you're going to have to fucking keep me in here to stop me from sticking my foot so far up your a-"

>>29715351>*CLINK*>Your little speech is interrupted by another guard entering the hallway and shouting down to you.>G2: "Ms. Daze? You're free to go. It's 9:30. Let her out Star." "Star? *pfft* No wonder you didn't talk much, officer Star. Give me strength. Aight' crack it open.">You muffle your laughter in your hands as your new bestest buddy Star unlocks your cage.>As soon as you hear the key click in the lock, you turn around and put your hands behind your back, you know the drill.>Bet they're well impressed with you for that one.>Taking em' a while."What's the hold up?">"Uh, ma'am, you're free to go.""What, no handcuffs, no tackling to the floor as I try to make a run for it? Nothing?">"....""Well then, fuck this joint, I'm out. Same time next week mate.">"What?!""You heard."

Stopping there for now. Hope everyone's enjoying the story so far, and as always, if you have criticism/suggestions/or just want to call me a twat. You can find me either here or on Discord. Cheers for reading.

>>29714973>You are Discord, and you are creating the ultimate being!>There's a carrot farm in town that you like to walk past every now and again.>But almost every time you do, that farmer always screams and runs in terror!>It's like she thinks you're some chaotic demon!>Well, you've resolved to /give/ her something to scream about.>Some of the "scariest" creatures are being brought together on your lab table.>You donn your white lab coat and goggles and prepare to give it life.>Rat's body, Spider's legs, Bat's wings, snake's fangs....what else are you missing?>There's something you're forgetting, but what? It's all here!"Uh-oh...">Tonic and Princess Twilight are coming home today!>You spawn a wrist watch onto your arm and stare at it in horror.>They should have arrived already, you missed it!>Tonic isn't going to be very happy with you...>You can still salvage the day! You just have to put this little project on hold.>You begin cleaning up your lab when that darn carrot farmer enters the room and begins screaming again.>"W-what are you doing in my barn?!""Sowing the seeds of your doom!">She runs for dear life and you finish cleaning up your mess.>You teleport your scientist garb away and conjure up a present with some chocolate gold coins in it.>Dragons do like treasure after all...>Reality bends around you, and you're suddenly standing at the train station.>A couple of the bystanders quickly leave, while your good friends turn their heads to see you.>Most of them are accounted for, but you don't see Tonic or Fluttershy..."Sorry I'm late. Where's Tonic? I got her a present.">Rarity eyes the present cautiously, but ignores it soon after inspection.>R: "Tonic and Fluttershy made their way to Fluttershy's cottage, something about wanting to see Angel. If you go looking for them, do tell Tonic to come see me, I never got to ask about how she liked the dress..."

I've got an idea for a story about a hydra where each head is a different anon, It will probably take me a while (if I ever get it done to a point I'm satisfied with) cause i'm a complete sped at writing

>>29715941>>29715956>>29715959Nice to see we're in fighting spirits tonight /dtfg/. Never change.>>29715924You do you man. Write a part and see what people think. If people don't like it, they'll always let you know after its been posted.

>>29716239Well, a water dragon, though not needing to constantly stay submerged, would still stay close to it, as well as being more comfortable swimming rather than walking. Basically, like an alligator, except bigger and cuterJust throwing in my two cents.

>>29712036>well might as well explore while your lucid>you pick yourself up off the ground and start walking in the direction of the ponis>wow this dream feels so real>you walk up to a tree and touch it>it feels...woody>and quite firm>as you follow the tracks of the two ponys and soon find a little snow covered village>looks cozy>as you walk into town the whole day seems to freeze>then turns to chaos>"ITS THE DRAGON THUNDER AND ICE TOLD US ABOUT">you hear in the growing crowd>"ITS GONNA EAT US KILL IT BEFORE IT CAN">wait dragon?>a rock pelts you across the face>It didn't hurt and it was quite the stone>ponies start arming themselves as you just stare at them confused>then you realize if you don't run your as good as dead> instinctively you open your wings? And take off>as you climb into the air you see snow EVERYWHERE>jeez you in Canada or what?>when you feel like your safe you land but end up face planting into the ground>gotta work on that...>as the moon rises you start to wonder why you haven't woken up yet>what if....>nah can't be that's not possible>you might want to find a city or town in the morning>of there are any..

>>29716839>as the moon sails overhead you wander the frozen land>you're worried now>why haven't you woken up yet>why will you not wake up>panic.jpeg>as you have a mental breakdown you come upon a bright orange light in the distance>a fire is burning>you make your way to the fire hoping there is someone ANYONE who knows what's going on>as you near the edge of the orange light you spot a poni nursing the fire and cooking something>now you realize how hungry you are and your mouth waters from the smell>smells like the soup grandma no name used to make>ah those were the days>your cousins incognito and nameless were dicks>never let you on their gameboy but would ask you for things>kek>you hardly realize the pony eyeing you in fear>hardly"Huh?">you exclaim>"OH MY PLEASE DONT EAT ME!">the horned poni screams quite girlishly>it covers its face and you see a nice pair of balls in your veiw>nice anon real nice >now your gay>the poni continues to cower and doesn't even think to run or hide"Why would I eat you?">the poni turns around slowly>"c-c-cause your a dragon and dragons eat meat so p-please don't eat me I don't taste good">oh>ok

Well sorry for the shortness of this one I'm tired because of work so I'll post more tmGood night /dragon/