Me neither, only what I have been reading. He's either shit or brilliant depending on where you read. The interesting thing is that he can play CB, RB and Central midfield. If Moysey wants him that is good enough for me.

Me neither, only what I have been reading. He's either shit or brilliant depending on where you read. The interesting thing is that he can play CB, RB and Central midfield. If Moysey wants him that is good enough for me.

Agreeing personal terms could be a problem as he's reportedly on £50K a week!

Me neither, only what I have been reading. He's either shit or brilliant depending on where you read. The interesting thing is that he can play CB, RB and Central midfield. If Moysey wants him that is good enough for me.

Agreeing personal terms could be a problem as he's reportedly on £50K a week!

THat will defo be a problem. However, it's promising that we are (finally) active in the transfer market.

I made that comment because I firmly believe that the Dutch have messed up over the years due to their love of in-fighting. If they could embrace a spot of "Dove-love" they would probably win every international competition ever.

The exit of John Heitinga of the Athletic one of Madrid is to a step to be completed. The Dutch defense, that sounded for the Bundesliga, has elected finally to play in the Premier and only they remain some fringes so that become new player of the Everton.

In the club of Liverpool likes the multivalence of the Dutchman, to which they want to utilize of lateral, of head office and even of mediocentro defensive. Heitinga arrived last season to the Athletic one originating in the Ajax and with an excellent placard, but itself was not acclimated well the League and their place in the team was in prohibition every time that in the Cauldron right winger is sought and the couple of head offices will be it formed by Ujfalusi and Juanito.

The figures of the operation will patrol the five million pounds. The agreement is closed for lack that be summarized the form of payment. There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

It's a literal translation so pardon me for the non-englishness of it all

Mick-J- wrote:The exit of John Heitinga of the Athletic one of Madrid is to a step to be completed. The Dutch defense, that sounded for the Bundesliga, has elected finally to play in the Premier and only they remain some fringes so that become new player of the Everton.

In the club of Liverpool likes the multivalence of the Dutchman, to which they want to utilize of lateral, of head office and even of mediocentro defensive. Heitinga arrived last season to the Athletic one originating in the Ajax and with an excellent placard, but itself was not acclimated well the League and their place in the team was in prohibition every time that in the Cauldron right winger is sought and the couple of head offices will be it formed by Ujfalusi and Juanito.

The figures of the operation will patrol the five million pounds. The agreement is closed for lack that be summarized the form of payment. There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

It's a literal translation so pardon me for the non-englishness of it all

How current is that mate?

_________________The Liverpool was again a heartless equipment, without ideas nor criterion. A victim who died yesterday at the hands of her eternal rival, the Everton.

Mick-J- wrote:The exit of John Heitinga of the Athletic one of Madrid is to a step to be completed. The Dutch defense, that sounded for the Bundesliga, has elected finally to play in the Premier and only they remain some fringes so that become new player of the Everton.

In the club of Liverpool likes the multivalence of the Dutchman, to which they want to utilize of lateral, of head office and even of mediocentro defensive. Heitinga arrived last season to the Athletic one originating in the Ajax and with an excellent placard, but itself was not acclimated well the League and their place in the team was in prohibition every time that in the Cauldron right winger is sought and the couple of head offices will be it formed by Ujfalusi and Juanito.

The figures of the operation will patrol the five million pounds. The agreement is closed for lack that be summarized the form of payment. There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

It's a literal translation so pardon me for the non-englishness of it all

Mick-J- wrote:The exit of John Heitinga of the Athletic one of Madrid is to a step to be completed. The Dutch defense, that sounded for the Bundesliga, has elected finally to play in the Premier and only they remain some fringes so that become new player of the Everton.

In the club of Liverpool likes the multivalence of the Dutchman, to which they want to utilize of lateral, of head office and even of mediocentro defensive. Heitinga arrived last season to the Athletic one originating in the Ajax and with an excellent placard, but itself was not acclimated well the League and their place in the team was in prohibition every time that in the Cauldron right winger is sought and the couple of head offices will be it formed by Ujfalusi and Juanito.

The figures of the operation will patrol the five million pounds. The agreement is closed for lack that be summarized the form of payment. There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

It's a literal translation so pardon me for the non-englishness of it all

I loved that...

There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

Mick-J- wrote:The exit of John Heitinga of the Athletic one of Madrid is to a step to be completed. The Dutch defense, that sounded for the Bundesliga, has elected finally to play in the Premier and only they remain some fringes so that become new player of the Everton.

In the club of Liverpool likes the multivalence of the Dutchman, to which they want to utilize of lateral, of head office and even of mediocentro defensive. Heitinga arrived last season to the Athletic one originating in the Ajax and with an excellent placard, but itself was not acclimated well the League and their place in the team was in prohibition every time that in the Cauldron right winger is sought and the couple of head offices will be it formed by Ujfalusi and Juanito.

The figures of the operation will patrol the five million pounds. The agreement is closed for lack that be summarized the form of payment. There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

It's a literal translation so pardon me for the non-englishness of it all

I loved that...

There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

Mick-J- wrote:The exit of John Heitinga of the Athletic one of Madrid is to a step to be completed. The Dutch defense, that sounded for the Bundesliga, has elected finally to play in the Premier and only they remain some fringes so that become new player of the Everton.

In the club of Liverpool likes the multivalence of the Dutchman, to which they want to utilize of lateral, of head office and even of mediocentro defensive. Heitinga arrived last season to the Athletic one originating in the Ajax and with an excellent placard, but itself was not acclimated well the League and their place in the team was in prohibition every time that in the Cauldron right winger is sought and the couple of head offices will be it formed by Ujfalusi and Juanito.

The figures of the operation will patrol the five million pounds. The agreement is closed for lack that be summarized the form of payment. There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

It's a literal translation so pardon me for the non-englishness of it all

I loved that...

There it is the last problem for the Everton, that will have to negotiate with the player since its current salary is too high for the staff of Goodison Park.

That's what we could read about yesterday. In the Daily Mail was it?

Nicked it off a Spanish sports website about 90 mins ago but don't know how current their news is. Here's the linkhttp://www.as.com/futbol/articulo/heitinga-paso-everton/dasftbpri/20090829dasdasftb_42/Tes

There's also this one that again is a literal translation

Heitinga can leave in brief of the Athletic one of Madrid. The Dutch head office is to a step to be become new player of the Everton English. Heitinga, that has completed a discreet pre-season, does not count for Abel Resino and its exit of the red-and-white team can be more than next.

Get a load of this translation......... orchards & apples involved in the brokering of this one.

Athletic of Madrid and Evertón agree with the transfer of the Dutchman to the English assembly. The price of the transfer closes in 7 million and middle of euro. The saturation of head offices in those of the Bank of the apple Orchards they make possible the operation. The head office, now lateral, same tomorrow of Malaga can return to sign its agreement with the English.

Get a load of this translation......... orchards & apples involved in the brokering of this one.

Athletic of Madrid and Evertón agree with the transfer of the Dutchman to the English assembly. The price of the transfer closes in 7 million and middle of euro. The saturation of head offices in those of the Bank of the apple Orchards they make possible the operation. The head office, now lateral, same tomorrow of Malaga can return to sign its agreement with the English.

Yes all this pre-season nonsense by managers of getting players settled in and used to their team mates is a utter tosh. Much more excitement to be had in squeezing them in late. 2 days of absolute pleasure left.

The Daily Mail do seem to feature a lot in the 'Transfer' threads. They were correct (first to confirm, I believe) about Bily. However, the fee of £5million seems a bit below the valuations I have read earlier.

Sorry - caused by but meant as and something of a piss take. Happily I'm having a beer or two tonight, so we can all look forward to me inadvertently offending someone else later