Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Hey…don’t you throw out those used (or for you pathetic losers…unused) condoms! Thanks to somebody’s post request; the gnomes have been out using err...I mean... investigating what to do with them beyond…well…you know.

They’re great for that special moment (no, the other special moment…but you can combine all the special moments into one now)…

Be sure to use them for your computer virus protection. You can never be too safe out there in cyber land.

Condoms are big in the fashion world because…well…they’ll use anything and call it fashion. Here we have a lovely “long condom” dress…

And here’s a condom dress without the condom extensions. You don’t have to be nearly as excited to wear this one as the other.

Condoms make wonderful party hats…but what doesn’t make a wonderful party hat, really…

Don’t forget condom outfits for pets because I have a fondness for stupid pet outfits…

But really, after that you’re going to have to get a little more creative. For example, let’s say you’re trapped out in the woods by yourself equipped with only a rubber and a bottle of water. You can survive, because you can create fire!

First of all, you place the condom on your water bottle (because hey, how clean is that water really!)

Then, you fill the condom with your water. Go ahead…you’re in the freakin’ woods, you won’t need it…

73 comments:

I always keep my cell phone covered with a condom and you should see the strange looks I get when I start sucking uh I mean talking into my phone. But you know those things break and my second daughter is running around, because of that one slight problem they have.

ew. especially in Asia. Little story: my at the time 15 year old son called me up at work, a bit worried cause he had some pain when peeing ( sorry) and was worried if he had got chlamydia. Me: Laughing real loud, snorting at my tiny and cute wittle boys ignorance, saying this kind of thing SORT OF requires a CERTAIN kind of preceding action , and HAHAHA ( loud so all my colleaguse could hear), and he said " but Mom we did use condom" Me: completely silent, stunned...So, condoms can shut you up too...

mama-face - I know you were scared. I mean, there is no telling what VE might do in a post; particular a condom post. But I went a tamer route with this one. Too many requests for "puppies and rainbows" when I don't

You are a seriously funny individual. Came here from Lime, by the way. To have put that much effort into the comments shows either superior dedication or no discernible life beyond sitting at your keyboard. Magnificent, in any case.

suldog - Welcome. A friend of lime is a friend of mine. To set everyone else straight, lime just celebrated her 1,000th blog post. That's a serious accomplishment; I post five times a week and I only have 837 posts so she's way ahead of me! Anyway, she had the saying "a picture is worth a thousand words" on her post so in the comments I gave her 1,000 random words. Actually it took several comments because blogger limits the size. To clarify, I typed the 1,000 random words on my word processor and then cut/paste. It took me 20 minutes to think up and type 1,000 words. That's how quick and random my mind works. So...to directly to your observation as to whether I have a life or not; yes, I do. There are stories sprinkled in here with my ridiculous life exploits; it's just that my readers have a difficult time discerning what is real and what is made up sometimes.

thats not japan .... -_- its korea, im 15 and i know that. just bcuz its unique u expect it to be in japan,give me a break! japan isnt all u think it is or expect it to be, their not all cool and weird , no one is, anyone could of came up with that idea and everyone is different no matter what race. they prolly wantes to just stun some ppl. u kno how they come out with uneeded things.most of asia isnt even like that, their down-to-earth like us. please dont be so ignorant , we are all human

anon - Well first of all, I didn't specify where in Asia that was. Also, I've been to both Japan and Korea as well as many other countries in Asia; some several times so its not like I'm ignorant there. Finally, this is a HUMOR blog. I make fun of us Americans more often than I make fun of anyone else so perhaps you shouldn't take it all so personally.

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