Snooki Has Given Up Margaritas

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club … I’m wondering when Gold’s [Gym] closes …[I have] egg whites in the morning and chicken and salads … And if you do drink, it’s gotta be clear liquors. [Margaritas] are, like, a million calories.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her new fitness regime. I mean, good for her. But I will certainly miss watching her get sloppy. I’m sure she’ll be just as entertaining sober. And what about pickles? I hope she still eats! [People]

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