The 18-year-old pregnant woman was found strangled in the trunk of the suspect’s car a day after her boyfriend’s beheaded body was discovered in a park. The suspect fatally shot himself while fleeing the police.

If this missed connection is sincere, I’m sorry and may you both find love (it is Florida after all). But I think it’s just somebody making fun of what sounds like the saddest guy on the planet.
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Don’t even think this is a sex thing, it’s all about manhood. And Nickleback. This extra testosteroney spirit voyage begins with a man and ends with men. Click to view the original listing.
(via craigslist.org)
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“Your dog is gonna be on me like Charlie Sheen on a porn star made of amphetamines” Wait, do I want to hire him? You bet your boathouse I do! Click on the image to view since the ad is now down. (Via Reddit…)
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“Hi, you might remember me as the charming young man that you held up at gun point last week.” Certainly a strange situation to think you’ve met your soul mate…but who are we to judge, right?
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