As the week comes to a close, fall into this thirst trap: a roundup of the week’s best NSFW content. From a few shows you should most definitely be watching (one a sci-fi comedy currently airing on Hulu, the other a reality TV show aired throughout Europe) to a new porn film featuring someone you may recognize from a recent Logo reality show and a Disney star nude, we’ve got all the peen you might’ve missed during the week.

Click on the titles below for the full story, and enjoy this thirst roundup!

The new Dutch reality show Adam Zkt. Eva (which we’re making a huge leap to presume means “Adam and Eve”) isn’t much different from The Bachelor, the big difference being that on this show everyone’s butt-naked.

We’re admittedly a little late to the game, as the Dutch version of the show has aired since 2014, and it’s even been exported to Spain, Germany, France, Denmark, Finland, Italy and Hungary.

We’re particularly smitten with a German contestant named Bastian Yotta, who you can see in all his strutting-through-the-waves-nude glory below.

Last spring, Logo’s Fire Island reality TV series introduced us to Patrick McDonald, a bartender with a fondness for halter tops and drama. Now he’s set to star in another Fire Island production, only this time it’s a bareback gangbang porn film brought to you by the studio Raw Fuck Club.

The Hunger Games actor has come a long way from pining after Jennifer Lawrence, playing a time-traveling janitor tasked with saving the world in the new Hulu series Future Man. In one scene, Hutcherson’s character comes face-to-face with a copy of himself … with one rather noticeable difference.

The copy has a larger penis. A much larger penis.

Some are claiming that both nude Hutchersons are sporting a penis prosthetic, but the smaller of the two, barring that god-awful pubes situation, looks rather real to us.

We loved the second season of Stranger Things, and one of the many reasons why was newcomer Dacre Montgomery, who’s like a younger, even prettier version of Rob Lowe (something we didn’t even think was possible).

Now a makeup artist has released a video in which the actor flashes his armpits, reveals the undies just below his unbuttoned jeans and bares his torso. It’s the little things in life, ya know?

5. A Disney star nude: Kenton Duty loves to get naked and jerkoff on camera.

We were a bit too old to be familiar with Kenton Duty, who apparently at one time starred on the Disney show Shake It Up! alongside Bella Thorne and Zendaya. You’d think now, though, he’s spending all his time whipping out his cock and turning on the camera.

Several video clips of Duty have made it onto Tumblr, to the enjoyment of gay men everywhere.

The gif below is pretty much the only one we can show. For the NSFW gifs, head here.

6. More reality TV star peen!

Our friends over at OMG Blog are always on top of the latest reality TV stars with leaked nude pics, and this past week was no exception. Among this week’s crop are Umit Obeyd, a model who previously appeared on Ex on the Beach in Sweden, and Jake Quickenden, formerly of X Factor, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! and (soon) Dancing on Ice 2018.

(Click the below images of Obeyd and Quickenden for the NSFW uncensored versions.)