Not a chance Brit is this fucked up. Although this would make her the biggest popwreck by far. LiLo could run naked down Sunset with coke trailing out of her cooter and this would still be more fucked up.

Re: pjw –
Miss Murphy aka Mrs. Simon Monjack.
Simon Monjack is ALSO a SHADY character who can be compared to Mr. Lufti.
Often times, people fogret about the smart ass nature of Mr. Hilton.
Filed under "slips" are often chuckle jokes for those who stop to think… dare i say…. think like perez.
Do you ever notice things filed under Avril Lavigne yet there is no Avril in sight? Well are the people that are actually in the pictures doing something lame or are they themselves considered no talent sacks of cheesey lame?

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………….OH, DAMN! I HOPE THIS S TRUE!!………
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………….THIS WOULD BE THE TOPPPER ON HER WHACKED OUT YEAR!!!…..
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….CAN YA IMAGINE THE FUN WE'D HAVE THEN? SOUNDS LIKE X-17'S GIRL IS JUST GETTIN' STARTED IN GETTIN' HER WHACKJOB ON!!
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PLEASE, TWATNEY. LET THIS BE TRUE! MAKE ALL OF OUR'S CHRISTMAS THAT MUCH BETTER BY DOIN' SOMETHING THIS FUCKED UP!!! THIS IS JUST WHATCHYA NEED, BABE!!!
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Re: You are Stoopid –
that way we avoid redundant comments.
what?
Ok do you prefer I say repetative comments?
Why? FINE! Ill say it like they do.
When yall be posting up on here, why aint yall try to read the shit so yall aint postin the same shit over and over. Some body done cleared up that confusion. You gots to hit that dang ole refresh button up near that dang ole browser winder.
Aight?

DOES NOT SUPPRISE ME AT ALL. THIS IS PROBABLY TRUE. WE HAVE SEEN BRITNEY ALREADY DO THIS WITH THE 55-HOUR MARRIAGE AND THEN WITH KEVIN. THIS IS SOMETHING BRITNEY "WOULD" DO. SO I'M CALLING IT A "MAJOR POSSIBILITY!"

DOES NOT SUPPRISE ME AT ALL. THIS IS PROBABLY TRUE. WE HAVE SEEN BRITNEY ALREADY DO THIS WITH THE 55-HOUR MARRIAGE AND THEN WITH KEVIN. THIS IS SOMETHING BRITNEY "WOULD" DO. SO I'M CALLING IT A "MAJOR POSSIBILITY!!"

DOES NOT SUPPRISE ME AT ALL. THIS IS PROBABLY TRUE. WE HAVE SEEN BRITNEY ALREADY DO THIS WITH THE 55-HOUR MARRIAGE AND THEN WITH KEVIN. THIS IS SOMETHING BRITNEY "WOULD" DO. SO I'M CALLING IT A "MAJOR POSSIBILITY!!!"

DOES NOT SUPPRISE ME AT ALL. THIS IS PROBABLY TRUE. WE HAVE SEEN BRITNEY ALREADY DO THIS WITH THE 55-HOUR MARRIAGE AND THEN WITH KEVIN. THIS IS SOMETHING BRITNEY "WOULD" DO. SO I'M CALLING IT A "MAJOR POSSIBILITY!!!!"

IF SHE SPENT HAS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT HER BOYS WANTS AND NEEDS ,AS SHE DOES ABOUT GETTING ATTENTION SHE WOULDN'T HAVE LOST THEM IN FRONT OF THE WORLD! BRITNEY HEADED DOWN THE SAME PATH AS MICHAEL JACKSON,MADONNA NEVER GOT ATTENTION FOR BEING CRAZY!!!!

Re: smart move!! – This is not a smart move. To marry someone so you can cover your crimes and fuck up your children even more is nuts. Also, Britney is not smart, so don't give her credit for this one. It is probably Sam's idea. He is convicing her to do this so he can get to the rest of her money and take it away before Kevin can. If you remember, Brintey was going to NOT do a prenup with Kevin, but her parents and freinds at the time stopped her from that major mistake. But now Britney has no one watching her back since she has thrown everyone that really cared about her away, so she will not sign one and Sam will get it all. Britney is really stuppid as usual and still self-destructing. So no, she is not smart at all!

Yeah right, is that guy even straight?! She's a fat fug herself, but I'm sure she wouldn't want to marry a fat fug. If she did get married, it would probably only be so she could have another kid since her other 2 are in a safer place now. That's basically the reason she married K-Fed so fast, ’cause she wanted his sperm.

This is not a smart move. To marry someone so you can cover your crimes and fuck up your children even more is nuts. Also, Britney is not smart, so don't give her credit for this one. It is probably Sam's idea. He is convicing her to do this so he can get to the rest of her money and take it away before Kevin can. If you remember, Brintey was going to NOT do a prenup with Kevin, but her parents and freinds at the time stopped her from that major mistake. But now Britney has no one watching her back since she has thrown everyone that really cared about her away, so she will not sign one and Sam will get it all. Britney is really stuppid as usual and still self-destructing. So no, she is not smart at all!

This is not a smart move. To marry someone so you can cover your crimes and fuck up your children even more is nuts. Also, Britney is not smart, so don't give her credit for this one. It is probably Sam's idea. He is convicing her to do this so he can get to the rest of her money and take it away before Kevin can. If you remember, Brintey was going to NOT do a prenup with Kevin, but her parents and freinds at the time stopped her from that major mistake. But now Britney has no one watching her back since she has thrown everyone that really cared about her away, so she will not sign one and Sam will get it all. Britney is really stuppid as usual and still self-destructing. So no, she is not smart at all!!

This is not a smart move. To marry someone so you can cover your crimes and fuck up your children even more is nuts. Also, Britney is not smart, so don't give her credit for this one. It is probably Sam's idea. He is convicing her to do this so he can get to the rest of her money and take it away before Kevin can. If you remember, Brintey was going to NOT do a prenup with Kevin, but her parents and freinds at the time stopped her from that major mistake. But now Britney has no one watching her back since she has thrown everyone that really cared about her away, so she will not sign one and Sam will get it all. Britney is really stuppid as usual and still self-destructing. So no, she is not smart at all!!!

This is not a smart move. To marry someone so you can cover your crimes and fuck up your children even more is nuts. Also, Britney is not smart, so don't give her credit for this one. It is probably Sam's idea. He is convicing her to do this so he can get to the rest of her money and take it away before Kevin can. If you remember, Brintey was going to NOT do a prenup with Kevin, but her parents and freinds at the time stopped her from that major mistake. But now Britney has no one watching her back since she has thrown everyone that really cared about her away, so she will not sign one and Sam will get it all. Britney is really stuppid as usual and still self-destructing. So no, she is not smart at all!!!!

This guy is sooooooo ugly…what is she thinking!!!??? He's a grossy slimy scumball trying to get his hands on her money!!! She needs to wake up and kick his ass to the curb! He is so ugly i want to puke my guts up everywhere…not kidding

This guy is sooooooo ugly…what is she thinking!!!??? He's a grossy slimy scumball trying to get his hands on her money!!! She needs to wake up and kick his ass to the curb! He is so ugly i want to puke my guts up everywhere…not kidding

Sure. This would be awesome. In a second money-sucking and ultimately alimonious kind of way. Britney needs to marry someone already accomplished after a couple of years (at least) where he proves himself and his intentions. He should also have his own money. She has no need act desperately. He won't solve her current problems, but could exsacerbate them; whereas a good therapist attended might help a lot more at this point. Is this guy accomplished in his own right? She acts rashly, which is why things always end up messy.

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE!! BRITNEY WOULD NEVER MARRY THAT FAT DISGUSTING NOBODYYYYYYYYYYY! PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE! BRITNEY NEEDS SOMEBODY LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, SHE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE WHEN SHE DECIDED TO CHEAT ON HIM.. SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT TWICE AND SHE WOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS NOW! BRITNEY DOESN'T DESERVE JUSTIN BECAUSE JUSTIN IS A GOOD BOY AND BRITNEY IS BAD! SHE DESERVES SOMEBODY LIKE JUSTIN BUT NOT JUSTIN! THIS IS MY DREAM! AND WHY DOES SHE GOT TO BE SO FAT FOR?? WITH ALL THE FCKIN MONEY! GOSHH! PEOPLE WITH MONEY DONT USE THEIR HEAD.. SO WHAT IS WORTH HAVING ALL THAT MONEY WHEN YOU CANT USE YOUR HEAD AND UR DUMB??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't, Brit! I'm cyber-squatting "MichaelMarchand.net" (www.michaelmarchand.net) currently and want to unload it and make a BOAT LOAD of cash off of your misfortune. *sniff, sniff* Pleeeeeeeease… somebody take this off of my hands. Perez, you twat. You interested, yo?! $120 (USD)

This totally sounds like a made-up rumor. If she really is intending to marry him, it sounds bizarre, since it doesn't sound like they have know each other for very long. Or maybe they are planning it as a publicity stunt.

I'm going to make a psychic prediction here…..Britney marries this loser, has a baby, then he starts drugging her, she DIES and 15 different men come out of the woodwork claiming they are the father, Osama is proven the father and gets custody then proceeds to whore the poor retarded child to the media ala Larry Birkhead.

britney nees to be locked up to protect herself from herself……….all reason and clarity of thought is gone, why dont her parents try harder to save her!? this guy looks like a greasy,sneaky opportunist and and will prey on Britney like a vulture, what a shame that Britney sold her soul for drugs………..

The very best thing the world could do for that sad pathetic little girl is just ignore her. If her image isn't making them money then the camera freaks will leave her alone and then maybe if she doesn't have anyone to prance around in front of she'll finally see the light and get the mental help that she so obviously needs.

someone needs to intervene, like yesterday..she is in serious danger..irrational thinking, not caring about her children..late night gas station trips..oh man this chick needs help..why wont one of her crazy fans intervene yet?

Cant that ho be without a man and be a mother. I mean Its hard work to raise two babies and i dont know where she finds the time to sleep around and constantly be in a mans company. She really does not do any good for the stereo type of celeb. moms. Its obvious she doesnt do the majority of raising her kids.

And in a new interview published on Thursday, the college student admitted that she received a ton of hateful messages -- including death and rape threats -- following the crybaby candidate's digital tantrum.

The now-19-year-old explained to The Washington Post that she couldn't have anticipated the kind of backlash she received, saying: