My name is Mason Porter. I am a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA. Previously I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow of Somerville College.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Labyrinths and Ears

A viral labyrinthine infection makes me think of minotaurs holding athletic contests in my ear. (Of course, we're not sure what this is, but the doctor says that all symptoms point to this.)
The doctor prescribes patience, which is of course my best quality. :)
Update (10/1/13): As an alternative visuals to the minotaurs, perhaps David Bowie is dancing the Magic Dance in my ears.

About Me

I am a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA.
Previously, I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow in Somerville College. I am also a die-hard fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers. See my website for more information about me. You can also find me on Facebook and Twitter (@masonporter), though I'm much easier to stalk by other means. If you want power law or Zachary Karate Club swag, take a look at my Power Law Shop. I am also involved with the Legends of Caltech movie and co-edited Legends of Caltech III.