My son read a couple of news stories about MLKjr.'s kids and why it's all but impossible to find a complete version of "I have a dream" online. His response was "huh, I bet they're wishing now he hadn't said that thing about being judged by the content of their character."

Oh, and he's nine. When a nine year old is calling out your douchebaggery, it's time to reexamine your life choices.