Butt missiles

obviously close friend (maybe too close): last fri i went to peet’s with my friend after work. i didn’t really have a big lunch so my stomach was kind of empty. i ordered a medium coffee… ohhh boy…. we sat and chatted for about 45 minutes and then the rumblings began. it got so bad i suddenly just said to my friend "sorry…i have to go." and ran out of peets. hahaha.. i drove home, ran to the bathroom…and pooped it out so fast you wouldn’t believe!!!!!!!! obviously close friend (maybe too close): seriously jennifer….rocket missiles…out of my butt. it was insane obviously close friend (maybe too close): :D obviously close friend (maybe too close): have a lovely day obviously close friend (maybe too close): :) obviously close friend (maybe too close): hahahhahaa obviously close friend (maybe too close): muuuuaaahh h aha ha ha a me: WHAT ON EARTH???!!!!!l@!l@!l@ obviously close friend (maybe too close): :-h obviously close friend (maybe too close): hahhaha obviously close friend (maybe too close): just wanted to share with you me: punk me: i’m going to blog it now obviously close friend (maybe too close): hey!!! me: too good not to share with the world obviously close friend (maybe too close): no blogging! obviously close friend (maybe too close): zip it sister me: if you’re going to share that with me, i cant keep it to myself obviously close friend (maybe too close): whatever… that’s a breach in confidentiality! me: whatever, i’m sure there are people spying on this conversation as we type me: sharing that kind of stuff deserves no confidentiality me: you inflicted pain and suffering on my eyes me: the world can share in my suffering