February 2, 2018

Friday 7:30PM

February 3, 2018

Saturday 3PM & 7:30PM

February 4, 2018

Sunday 3PM

$33

Assisted Living: The Musical® is a 75-minute vaudeville-esque revue. The show’s host couple enters heaven, suspecting their son pulled the plug… to get his hands on Dad’s vintage Corvette. They don’t mind. Instead, the couple fondly remembers Pelican Roost, a full-service retirement community. Naomi Lipshitz-Yamamoto-Murphy regularly upgrades her living arrangements, an unintended consequence of spousal mortality. A Wellness Center nurse actively — very actively — recruits organ donors. A frentic hypochondriac chases… Well, you get the idea. There are no sad songs, no Depends® jokes and no f-bombs in Assisted Living: The Musical. Everyone there is having way too much fun for that!