Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

no one's been hiding them here - you can walk into any 99Ranch Market and find pork bung right next to the ground round. and in the Porridge House, you can find two kinds of pork bung (fried and steamed) to add to your porridge

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had his rectum inverted and went "OMG! OMG! OMG!" all the way to Korea.

my brother likes to try new things and he lives in the frisco bay area, so twice i've seen him order something off a menu because he "didn't know what it was" and it turned out to be intestines. once mexican, once chinese.