The other night Matthew and I were getting it on in his stairwell. He had me bent over and was finger fucking me hard, and then he unexpectedly focused on my ass. He stuck his finger up there, then moved on to other things.

The session was great, intense, he made me squirt with his dick, etc etc. ……..

The next day, he mentioned, “Last night I felt something hard in your ass.”

Of course it was embarrassing, but what are ya gonna do? Shit happens.

We’ve come up with an “anal forecast” system. Before we get in too deep, he checks in. “So what’s the anal forecast?”

I’ll reply cheerily, “Clear skies.”

Or I’ll warn, “Partly cloudy.”

Or even more ominously, “Chance of showers.”

Whenever we’re planning on incorporating anal into the play plans, I prepare accordingly – I eat light that day, avoid the Indian buffet or pizza, and I pay special attention to my ass in the shower – sometimes I’ll insert a soapy finger and check things out – I mean if he’s going to stick things up there later, I might as well beat him to the punch.

And enemas are good to have around (I’m so proud of myself, I was at the drugstore the other day and the woman working there asked if I needed help finding anything, and I honestly answered, “I’m looking for enemas” and she told me they were located on the back wall by the back door and on the outside I kept cool, but on the inside I was going “OMG OMG HAHAHAHA!”)

And for the record, I have yet to shit on his dick.

How do you deal with anal/prep? Have you ever had a mishap? What would you do if you did?

Comments

bimotarich2013-05-22 08:49:36

we have used enemas in the past… just simple warm water… just a general good ole hot shower is sometimes enough, and I do not get all freaky if I take any crap… its good to have tissue around so that I can wipe off any unwanted klingons from her anus… its all good clean fun!

This is a fantastic post. I haven’t had enough experience in this area with girlfriends, only once in the past. At the time when first experienced, my partner and I were so greatly unaware of what to consider when playing this way. I am not a fan of the smell. Of course, the feeling is bliss when ample amounts of lube are used. A couple of enemas on-hand and a shower are a great solution to being prepared.

Condoms on me or on toys are always handy with anal play. Makes cleanup and further play afterwards much easier. We also keep gloves handy for the same reason.

Keeping paper towels nearby helps a lot too. Pull out, wrap a paper towel around the condom covered toy and set it aside for cleaning later. Using one to pull the condom off my penis and a fresh one to wipe off the lube makes it easier to continue the evening without too much downtime.

Ultimately, shit happens and it’s no big deal. A little planning up front means a much better evening in the end.

When I know that I am going to bottom I have 2 different methods depending on the situation and the partner. If your partner is 7″ or less then usually just going to the bathroom an hour or so beforehand will work. If you are going to be penetrated by a much larger cock or by multiple cocks then I suggest using an enema. You can get them at Walgreens or CVS type stores. They are single use. For sanitary reasons do not be cheap and refill them with water afterwards to use in the future as I’ve heard of some people doing. Anyways, it is very easy to use an enema. Insert into your butt and squeeze away. Get as much as you can in there and remove the enema and discard correctly. No one wants to see an empty used enema container in your bathroom trash can (seen it) haha. Wait around for 5 or 10 minutes or until you feel like you can’t wait anymore. While waiting I like to entertain myself by shaking around to make it seem like its really getting up in there haha. Well, when you must, let it all go.. (would be great for a toilet slave) Poop like a man.. take as long as you can to sit there and get everything out. Do this about an hour before penetration and do not eat for 4 hours prior to the enema. This way no other food gets digested and moves on down while you’re face down ass up. You should be good to go after this. I have shot many videos and am self-conscience about having a dirty booty on film. So far so good. No horror stories. Hope this helps. It was fun to write haha. …btw LOVE this site!!

Hee hee thanks! YES thanks for the enema tips. I use them sometimes when planning ahead. I also jiggle around while I’m trying to hold it in 🙂 And YES NO ONE WANTS TO SEE DISCARDED ENEMAS, USED TAMPONS, DIRTY UNDERWEAR LEFT INSIDE OUT ON THE FLOOR! thank you for the PSA