You should be so proud, seriously. You’ve got the world’s second oldest federal democracy up there. And you’re prosperous. You have a LOT less crime and poverty than we have down here. And everything’s so — green. You still have bears and wolves, by golly. Cheers to you all. Quite frankly, we’re jealous!

Test yourself against these randomly selected rink rats. I mean, Canadians. In the video — below.

Note: Editor Gina Smith is the one responsible for all the off-color and/or offensive jokes in this piece, including the headline, the cover image and the repeated use of the term “Rink Rats.” Remember? She said she never met a Canadian she didn’t love! And trust me: If she didn’t love you, she’d just ignore you : ) tle