Jesus Bandages

These Jesus bandages better turn by bloody gash into wine, cuz I only have like a dollar. I’ll slap Jesus on my fresh wound on my arm, give him like 2 minutes, cuz miracles take time, then rip it off and start sucking that sweet nectar from myself.

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I have these and nope, no miracle instant heals.
There’s a company that makes JC packing tape, too. Maybe it’s to remind people ‘thou shalt not steal’ or something. I spose you could stick it on other things to guilt people out…well, Christians anyway.
I love quirky bandages. At the shore a guy gouged himself by accident with a fishing hook and went along the beach asking if anyone had bandages, I did and gave him a Hello Kitty one 🙂