Animal; Owls, particularly the Burrowing Owl to the left. Isn't he awesome? But don't look at the eyes too close, or you will have nightmares. Seriously O.O

Joke; Two guys walk into a restaurant, and the waiter asks, "What would you like to drink?". The first guy says, "I'd like some H2O." The second guy says, "That sounds good... I'll have some H2O too."The second guy died. X) [H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, which is poisonous]