Gabby Parsons

The Caption Contest Bunches Up

by Gabby Parsons,posted Sep 21 2011 12:35PM

OMG! I almost forgot about the caption contest. Mea Culpa! So let's get right to it!
Please give me your best caption to THIS photo. The winner will get some cool prizes, I promise.
Your deadline is FRIDAY at 4 PM.
Good luck and play nice!!!

The newest edition to the fruit of the loom underwear line was put to an abrupt halt when Prickly Penelope was unveiled.

09/21/2011 11:49AM

Diana Rhaods

Tutti fruitti

09/21/2011 11:52AM

Jonathan Morkved

"If you are what you eat, in my case I'd be sweet, so come and get some"

09/21/2011 11:57AM

Tammy

Yes we have no bananas! We have no Bananas today.

09/21/2011 12:09PM

Tracy

Introducing the newest spokesperson for Proactiv and Miracle Grow.

09/21/2011 12:19PM

Justin Stiper

Rejected Lady Gaga outfit. Too normal.

09/21/2011 12:36PM

Ed J.

The Army's 1st buffet after "Don't Ask Don't Tell" ends.

09/21/2011 12:45PM

Kraig

As a superhero, "Hawaiian Punch" failed to strike much fear into the hearts of the underworld. She did, however, do wonders for their collective cholesterol levels.

09/21/2011 6:11PM

Carl Plath

You hang around the front of Camp Randall long enough and slowly you begin looking like the sculpture.

09/22/2011 5:16AM

Philip Parmley

"It's not easy being green."

09/22/2011 5:22AM

Philip Parmley

Dammit! If I have to obey a stupid motorcycle helmet law, I'm gonna do it on my own terms! So there!"

09/22/2011 6:33AM

Tammy

Mary got her metaphors mixed up and tried to show she was fruitier than a nut cake.

09/22/2011 7:55AM

Mickey

Stomp me, squish me, make me whine.

09/22/2011 7:57AM

Dawn

When Betsy was asked to make a fruit display for the big Fruit Conference her boss told her to "be the fruit." Oh Betsy!

09/22/2011 10:41AM

Sara

"I'm having such a hard time eating all the servings recommended by the USDA for the 5 food groups, I didn't want things to go to waste...now where's my loaf of bra?"

09/22/2011 11:41AM

James Shulkin

A rarely seen photo of Manuel Noriega's sister. Apparently, "Pineapple Face" was a nickname that applied to more than one person in the family.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/sep/10/rorycarroll.international

Lesley liked to audition in costume whenever possible. Today she's got three auditions lined up: for a mascot at Pineapple Pete's, and commercials for Fruit of the Loom and the Food Lion salad bar.

09/22/2011 6:33PM

Paul H. Henning

“Barb…listen, hon…now, you know I love you. And I know you’re really, like, into the environmental thing. And I think that’s cool. But…MAYBE…just maybe…you’re getting just a wee bit carried away with the whole ‘going green’ concept.”

09/22/2011 8:25PM

John C.

The FBI designed this disguise to assist agents in their surveillance of weddings and continental breakfasts across the country.

09/22/2011 8:30PM

John C.

This is the last time I go to a Mary Kay party.

09/23/2011 6:34AM

Tina

On the way to her audition for the new reality show "FreakShows and FruitBowls", Penny Grigio popped into her local grocer's produce section for a quick spritz to maintain freshness.

09/23/2011 12:39PM

James Shulkin

"Who you callin' a "fruit"?

09/25/2011 4:06AM

Jan S

Another SpongeBob SquarePants adventure, he soaks up the pinapple juice and then can't get out of his house.

There's a lot about Eric Clapton this is pretty much an open book. He stole George Harrison's wife. He's battled many demons, including drugs and alcohol. He got the name Slow Hand because he was terribly slow at changing broken guitar...

There may be snow on the ground again in Madison--but it's time to start thinking about the summer festival season!
Both Summerfest and Lollapalooza have announced headliners.
Headliners at Summerfest will include Kings of Leon, Ed Sheeran,...

The song "Love Jones" by Brighter Side of Darkness would probably have long been forgotten, had Cheech and Chong not done a parody version of the song.
The group, made up of Chicago high school students, scored a top 15 hit with the song in 1973, but...

This won't be enough to make you root for them, but Coastal Carolina's Coach has some pretty cool musical stuff on his resume.
Back in the 1960s, when Cliff Ellis was in college, he was in a garage band called the Villagers, and they cut a...

Nothing screams the 1980's like The Power Station's "Some Like it Hot."
A super-group comprised of Robert Palmer and members of Chic and Duran Duran, The Power Station took this song all the way to #6 in 1985.
Enjoy!

St. Patrick's Day is upon us! Time to wear green, drink beer with green food coloring and talk in bad Irish accents.
Or not.
I have a few St. Patrick's Day pet peeves, and because I am 3/8ths Irish, I feel compelled to share them with...

"Lord Huron began as a solo project by Michigan-born/Los Angeles-based musician Ben Schneider in the spring of 2010. These songs were later released as the Into the Sun EP, and Lord Huron was born. The songs quickly gained recognition and a live band was...

When someone says to you "Sappy 70's music," I bet you automatically think of England Dan and John Ford Coley.
They had a lot of "soft rock" hits during that decade. We put ED and JFC in the same category as Seals and Crofts, Bread, and later--Air...

There's a lot about Eric Clapton this is pretty much an open book. He stole George Harrison's wife. He's battled many demons, including drugs and alcohol. He got the name Slow Hand because he was terribly slow at changing broken guitar...

There may be snow on the ground again in Madison--but it's time to start thinking about the summer festival season!
Both Summerfest and Lollapalooza have announced headliners.
Headliners at Summerfest will include Kings of Leon, Ed Sheeran,...

The song "Love Jones" by Brighter Side of Darkness would probably have long been forgotten, had Cheech and Chong not done a parody version of the song.
The group, made up of Chicago high school students, scored a top 15 hit with the song in 1973, but...

This won't be enough to make you root for them, but Coastal Carolina's Coach has some pretty cool musical stuff on his resume.
Back in the 1960s, when Cliff Ellis was in college, he was in a garage band called the Villagers, and they cut a...

Nothing screams the 1980's like The Power Station's "Some Like it Hot."
A super-group comprised of Robert Palmer and members of Chic and Duran Duran, The Power Station took this song all the way to #6 in 1985.
Enjoy!

St. Patrick's Day is upon us! Time to wear green, drink beer with green food coloring and talk in bad Irish accents.
Or not.
I have a few St. Patrick's Day pet peeves, and because I am 3/8ths Irish, I feel compelled to share them with...

"Lord Huron began as a solo project by Michigan-born/Los Angeles-based musician Ben Schneider in the spring of 2010. These songs were later released as the Into the Sun EP, and Lord Huron was born. The songs quickly gained recognition and a live band was...

When someone says to you "Sappy 70's music," I bet you automatically think of England Dan and John Ford Coley.
They had a lot of "soft rock" hits during that decade. We put ED and JFC in the same category as Seals and Crofts, Bread, and later--Air...