Absurdities of Islam: Bigfoot Mystery Finally Solved?

Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is an alleged ape-like creature purportedly inhabiting forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America. Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid.

The scientific community considers Bigfoot to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoaxes, rather than a real creature… In general, mainstream scientific consensus does not support the posited existence of megafauna cryptids such as Bigfoot, because of the improbably large numbers necessary to maintain a breeding population… and because climate and food supply issues would make such purported creatures’ survival in reported habitats unlikely… Despite these facts, Bigfoot is one of the more famous examples of a cryptid within cryptozoology. —Wikipedia

What is a Ghillie Suit?

“A ghillie suit, or yowie suit, is a type of camouflage clothing designed to resemble heavy foliage. Typically, it is a net or cloth garment covered in loose strips of cloth or twine, sometimes even made to look like leaves and twigs. Snipers and hunters may wear a ghillie suit to blend into their surroundings when they feel it is important for them to camouflage and hide themselves from enemies or their targets. The suit gives the wearer’s outline a three-dimensional breakup, rather than a linear one. When manufactured correctly, the suit will move in the wind in the same way as surrounding foliage…” —Wikipedia

The remarkable resemblance is uncanny but finally may lay to rest the mystery and mystic surrounding the Bigfoot/Sasquatch legend (which I years ago affectionately re-named Sassy-crotch).

In the Middle-East war theater, the initial encounter between Bigfoot and a jihadists has been attributed to a Taliban insurgent named Muhammed Mohammed Mohamed (MMM), originally from Iran, who encountered a Canadian military sniper in a Ghillie Suit one day. Suffering from a chronic case of BBS (Blue Ball Syndrome), MMM mistakenly took the camoflaged sniper for a goat and took the opportunity to try and “hump” it (have anal sex with it) for relief from his BBS.

Muhammed Mohammed Mohamed, after being summarily killed by the soldier, is now in Hell, busy cursing the non-Prophet Mohammed for his 72-virgin promise which obviously turned out to be a lie, not unlike the lie stating that Muslim martyrs will go to paradise after a jihadi-style death.

What utter dolts!

How dumb can peeps be? Try 1.2 billion Muslims world-wide according to the US-Based terrorist front group CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations).

NOTE: All desert camoflage ghillie suits to be used in the Middle-Eastern theater of military operations have now been retro-fitted with butt plugs to prevent Muslim terrorists from inadvertently sneaking up behind and “humping” snipers in ghillie suits when mistaken for goats, camels, other hairy Muslim men, etc.

You see? Perhaps it has all just been a huge blunder made by horny, misguided and brainwashed Muslim beasts driven by urges of bestiality and jihad.

Our Muslim President

Barack Hussein Obama

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In addition to the lack of proper vetting for the election process, namely his refusal to produce a valid Birth certificate, I feel that President Barack Hussein Obama's political platform, his long standing associations with our enemies and his buck-jawed squaw—the Worst Lady who openly expresses her hatred for the USA—will work together to place our country in a state of serious distress.

Therefore, as my statement against this African usurper and the intentional damage he is inflicting upon our great country, the American flag graphic, and the NOBAMA and WORST LADY caricatures will remain in the distress position (upside down) until they vacate the white house, forced or otherwise, DEAD OR ALIVE!