Apple!

“Hey, big guy, would you like an apple?” That’s what someone said to me while I was sitting in a bathroom stall today. Not every day that happens. Nope, certainly not. After hearing that statement and assuming it was intended for someone else I looked down to see a hand stretched under my stall clutching a Macintosh (4152).

As much as I like to eat, I told my toilet-buddy that I was okay without his apple. Maybe that was a mistake, because it’s quarter after two right now and I’m pretty hungry. Yesterday I had chocolate icing for dinner. I think I might have a salad soon.

Tomorrow, after a very long hiatus, I will bring you the exciting conclusion of the six-part-blog-entry-true-story-mini-drama, “The Curious Tale of Uno.”