She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Go ahead and yell at me. We will fight over this FOREVER. There will never be a day when I think a young princess -- no matter if she’s pregnant -- should be wearing her hair like this, or in a chignon or a twist or whatever it is that people who went to beauty school in the 80s were doing, when there are alternatives. Here’s an alternative:

Low ponytail. The END.

You’re telling a low ponytail would have been inferior to THIS BUN!??! She’s pregnant. Her hair is not pregnant. The hair did not need a bump.