Does it? Given the 'Northern' jibe you obviously support a southern team. As a wild guess I'd say Arsenal. So that'll be one more FA Cup final appearance for us than you (whoever you support given it's not a club from Football's heartland - THE NORTH).

How many southern clubs have won the European Cup then? Ummmm none, that's how many. And they aren't likely to soon either. Compare the number of Arsenal or Chelsea league championship titles with the number won by United or Liverpool lately have you? Thought not...