Favourite Homer Simpson's Words of wisdom....

Hey we all love this guy and i know for whom i will vote if he stands for election...
he has made us laugh with his wisdom come let us share it with other
which quoate you like the best come share with all of Us...
Mine FAV is...
YOU'RE SAYING BUTT-KISSER LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.....

"Perfect love is rare indeed -
for to be a lover will require
that you continually have
the subtlety of the very wise,
the flexibility of the child,
the sensitivity of the artist,
the understanding of the philosopher,
the acceptance of the saint,
the tolerance of the scholar and
the fortitude of the certain."
~Leo Buscaglia~

My favorite doesn't make sense outside of context so I'll explain.
The Quote: "Why doesn't MINE look like that!"
It's from an episode where he's trying to build an outdoor grill. We see a beautiful grill that homer is admiring, than he lowers the box and says the above quote. It's funny b/c you think at first he made this great grill, but his is a total mess :) I love that quote and use it all the time!