Cedric Alexander is undeniable in the ring. I don't have a problem with him being the champ at all. I just wish they wouldn't let him talk so much. His promos are beyond rigid. I almost feel embarrassed for him when I watch them.

The division is just so worthless. Why does it exist? Cruiserweights work the heavyweights and the heavies work like cruisers. It's layers of redundant to me. I've heard the booking has gotten better, but it's like...why should I give a fuck? Wasn't Cedric Alexander fighting over a girl with...fuck, I can't even remember who it was now.

The division is just so worthless. Why does it exist? Cruiserweights work the heavyweights and the heavies work like cruisers. It's layers of redundant to me. I've heard the booking has gotten better, but it's like...why should I give a fuck? Wasn't Cedric Alexander fighting over a girl with...fuck, I can't even remember who it was now.

Yeah, that's fair enough. I don't mean to rain on your parade, but my investment in the cruiserweights is limited to discussion about just how surreal it is that Vince McMahon...Vincent Kennedy Mc-fucking-Mahon...has a show entirely dedicated to cruiserweights in 2018. It's just so bizarre to me, and it weirds me out that no one else can seem to understand why. Vince McMahon. Cruiserweights. "Let's make them stars." What the fuck?

This is like if he put the WWE Title on Velocity in 2006. It's just odd. I mean, it's clear he still doesn't understand what he was doing with them, haha, but the idea that he's like "There's money in these small guys!" is hysterical to me. Whatever.

"You know what we need to do, Steph? We need to push Christian. That will put the asses in the seats."
"But what about the Batista experiment?"
"Screw the Batista experiment! We need Christian in our main events!"

It's just so uncharacteristically Vince that he would get worked by a cruiserweight tournament. Mind blowing.

I missed the start of it. The highlights looked cool. I'm at the stage of my fandom where I have to be emotionally invested to really be impressed by the moves. Unfortunately, it might be too far gone for these guys to get me. Kalisto has made me go "Wow" a few times, but then he does something like feuds with Alberto Del Rio or Ryback and I just miss Rey Rey.

I gave it a shot on Tuesday and wasn't impressed. Not nearly enough flippy shit. They should get rid of half the boring roster and bring in a bunch of Japanese and Latin rasslers to do said flippy shit. That's all cruiserweight rasslin really is about.