There were two days last week that were gorgeous. The sun was warm, there was a slight breeze, the grass and the trees were green. THERE WERE NO BUGS.

I have a degree in Biology, so I like nature. I think grasshoppers, ladybugs, praying mantises, beetles, bees and even mosquitoes are pretty cool. They are funny looking and can do some neat things, like make honey and suck blood. But, I do not like the little bugs that fly thisclose to my face and buzzzzzz in my ear. They are annoying. I hate them.

Also, I got the fruit flies. Something in my garbage must have attracted them. So, now I have fly paper things hanging from every corner of my kitchen. Gross.