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Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Tantalizing Tuesday Teaser: Guilty, I guess

Greetings once again my wonderful friends and followers. It is time yet again for another Tantalizing Tuesday Teaser and this week, following all the furore about people downloading pictures to use I thought long and hard about whether to partake.

But me being me thought 'FUCK IT' and here is my 200 word teaser, which I hope you will find quite apt and maybe it will even raise a smile ;)

GUILTY, I GUESS

“All rise.”

Rising from my seat slowly I turned my head
towards the judge’s door, almost falling back into my seat as the judge walked
gracefully through. Instead of the decrepit, old, half-deaf, man that I was
expecting in walked one of the most attractive women I had ever seen.

Standing at least six foot tall, in her stiletto
heels and covered by her black judge’s robe she looked gorgeous. Her periwig, instead
of being the dirty, off-white, colour I associated with judges was brilliantly
white and her entire outfit was topped off by a pair of gold-rimmed spectacles,
which made her look more secretary than
judge.

“So Mr Morbius you are before me today for your
continued use of images, that you do not hold the rights to. How do you plead?”

“Guilty I guess,” I replied arrogantly.

I could hardly believe the picture I had downloaded
and made up a small piece of fiction out of had led to this.

“Sure of yourself aren’t you Mr. Morbius?”

“Well all...”

“Silence!! Bailiff bring Mr. Morbius to my
chambers. We shall see how sure of himself he is this afternoon.”