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Jeff Greene Quotes

Waiter: I am the waiter.Larry: Yet we were the ones waiting, so we became the waiters.Jeff: This man's a hero. He just revolutionized the way restaurants work my friend. No one's gonna go hungry again.

Larry: (on Antoinette) Her boyfriend broke up with her, and frankly, I'd like to do the same.Jeff: Why don't you fire her?Larry: I can't.Jeff: Why not?Larry: Because she knows everything about me. She knows my dietary habits. She knows all about my web of lies and bullshit and deceit.