Earlier today Romney told Fox News: “We’ve been watching the president say a lot of things about me and about my policies, and they’re just not right. . . If I were to coin a term, it would be ‘Obamaloney.’ He’s serving up a dish which is, simply, in contradiction of the truth and it relates to everything from how I’m going to help the middle class to tax policy. He’s just simply saying things that are not accurate.”

Spoiler alert! Here’s how this ends:

Obama, noting Romney’s position on gay marriage, calls him “Mitt-Fil-A.”