(Lets just say this bowser doesn’t shoot fireballs, and instead of spikes he has an impenistrible layer of hair on his back making him one of the toughest bosses ever created! Can you save peach before she becomes a Bowser-Kabob?)."

Unfortunately it's the making of the game that will be the tough part... But if I can pull it off you should see some Goombas in mini-skirts and Ron Jeremy with nothing but his hairy backside to guard him (obviously this'll make for some tough boss battle). There will also be achievements or awards like the ones you see with Xbox 360 games, for example, if you can last an entire boss battle without throwing up you receive an Achievement. As for Mario & Luigi, they will no longer be able to jump on the Goombas (as it makes them quite horny - oh and they'll become stuck in them making our hero(s) grow bigger and harder to move jump and dodge obstacles - ala KataMario Damacy)... And yes M&L will be wearing white leisure suits. Also thinking of including a Multiplayer mode so that players can perform DP Fatalities on enemies (and perhaps eventually Peach).

Perhaps I can even get this one up on Xbox Live Arcade. Hell I won't charge anything just to see peoples faces.

Obviously I just need Nintendo's Permission now... luckily they're very understanding folks with a strong sense of responsibility and community... I'm sure this little idea will win them over.