I'm a fashion retard. I buy whatever jeans are on sale and I like athletic cut t-shirts. I like Kohls because everything is always on clearance. I got 3 cashmere shirts for $25 each. They were something stupid like $120 normally.

Other than that, I rely on my wife for fashion tips.

EDIT: I like to watch those fashion shows on Bravo with my wife. You don't HAVE to be gay to like that stuff, right?