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What Were You Thinking?

Yesterday’s post was about Daylight Saving Time. And if you read it, you were probably thinking “What was that guy thinking when he wrote that post?”

And I don’t blame you. You see, I was writing about all of the things that happen in an hour. And I was telling how upset I was about losing an hour. But here is the thing. We didn’t lose an hour due to Daylight Saving Time. The truth is, we gained an hour. And if you are not calling me an idiot for making that mistake, don’t worry. Bunny has you covered. She called me an idiot.

But this crazy old coot did not make a mistake. I did it on purpose.

You see, I write these posts. But I don’t know if anybody ever reads them. Despite the silly and outrageous things I write, I have never had anyone contact me about one of my posts. But my web guru says I should keep writing, as it increases my search engine rankings. He says it creates extra “Google Juice”. So, when I run out of things to say, I think and try to come up with some weird stuff. And believe me, sometimes I can. Speaking of my web guru, he says I need to pause for a commercial break. I’ll be right back.