I’m going to install a .50 cal. turret on my apartment’s no-bigger-than-a-twin-sized-bed balcony and the next motherf*cker that honks for no perceived reason is going to get turned in to one of those many moment that the Mythbusters evaporate solid …

You know you’re one of life’s true A-holes when a cop surveying the scene of a horrible, multi-car accident on a highway takes one look at the twisted heaps of steel and the shaken men thankful to be alive and, without even a hint of empathy…

Let’s get really immature here: taking a nice, relaxing number-two in your own home is one of the great small, daily joys in life. In our own homes, around everything that makes us comfortable, that’s where we drop our best deuces. When we’re away …

Remember back when your car used to have simple problems, like oil leaks, busted struts, or transmission break downs? Man, those were the days – the days before people had to worry about hell forged arachnids nesting in fuel tank vents, preying on …

Every year car makers try their best to entire people to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a new model just because it comes with cup holders and an 8-track player. But some bold drivers say “No, I’d rather drive this piece of crap…

Is it weird to think that this might be the only conceivable situation where a baby’s death might be hilarious? It would be tragic as all hell. That poor child’s life is drastically cut short by the stupidity of what I assume is its father, but wo…

Facebook is a great tool for reconnecting with people that you haven’t seen or heard from in years. Sometimes this reconnection is a good thing – the person has matured, they have stayed pretty much the same, and what’s different …

Hey, Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot
I’ll bet you have a tiny penis. I know, I know, it’s a common slanderous comment used to put down people that own and operate extremely large vehicles. But it might be tru…