That's not a bad idea, use some wild animals or something to make it livlier, even give him a sword or a KBar or something since he's a self-styled tough guy...it could pay for some cluster bombs. If the Super Bowl ends up the Bears vs. the Bengals, have one of each fight over him at halftime instead of the "Lingerie Bowl"...

he's going to be executed within the next 30 days, so don't get your hopes up.

That's not a bad idea, use some wild animals or something to make it livlier, even give him a sword or a KBar or something since he's a self-styled tough guy...it could pay for some cluster bombs. If the Super Bowl ends up the Bears vs. the Bengals, have one of each fight over him at halftime instead of the "Lingerie Bowl"...

he's going to be executed within the next 30 days, so don't get your hopes up.

Amen to that. Although - and I hope this doesn't make me sound too gay - I do think Saddam looked pretty handsome during his trial.

In fact, I often fantasize about buying some meth from him, throwing it away, then having a completely non-sexual, you know, just two guys hangin' in a hotel room, naked, 'just bein' guys' kind-a evening, during which we might occasionally give each other a hot-oil rubdown or two, in the most manly and hetero way, of course. In my fantasy, sometimes I mount his naked body and ride him around the hotel room, but not in a gay way – in a 'just two guys completely confident in their masculinity' way. Does that make me gay?

His trial seemed to be a sideshow with those defendents kept in those things that looked like baby cribs. Saddam became more of a joke than anything else. Despite of that Im sure that there are alot of people in Iraq are happy with the verdict.