Dashiell Bennett

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Rudy Gay explains this picture thusly: "Had to do it yall." You know what? That makes perfect sense. You're walking around without a shirt on and you see the Carl's Jr./Hardees mascot, you just gotta do it y'all. When opportunity comes knocking, you don't question it.