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Saw this gem go by on Facebook —- Are you a Conservative with elderly parents? If so, then we have some great news for you! Those people you just sent to Congress are going to throw the old bums off Social Security and Medicare and give you a chance to take responsibility for paying for some of their bills. This is necessary so the billionaires can have tax cuts. —-

Yep, that’ll work. If the sign don’t say it no one will remember that Dad armed Sadam then started the ball rolling and my brother totally fucked up the Middle East and attacked them again because somethin’ a 911 and I wanna avenge my dad and they both SUCKED at the economy thing.

He Who Must Not Be Named Outpolling Most Of GOP Presidential Field “With the exception of Marco Rubio, Rand Paul and Scott Walker, every single GOP candidate came behind, of all people, Lord Voldemort, the primary villain from the Harry Potter series of books.”http://www.addictinginfo.org/2.....voldemort/ And there are the three real front runners. Sorry John Ellis

If you can be fired for being Gay, why the hell shouldn’t you be fired for smoking pot? I’m sure there is something in the bible that speaks against drinking or smoking. You’d hate for the employer to compromise there religious beliefs. We can’t have any of that, now can we?

@8 We will be hearing how these companies can’t find the talent they need because of this. It’s like the police and the military saying “no tattoos” or “no record” and then finding themselves running out of candidates and changing their policies. Stupid.

You know, I should have been a little more suspicious of that story when it was published. Seeing how much Menendez was given by his physician donor, it’s hard to believe that the nominal cost of a whore provided for Menendez’ enjoyment here and there wasn’t covered by that donor as well. My bad.

Menendez. He’s a Democrat US Senator currently under indictment by Obama’s Department of Justice, right? He must have done something pretty serious, then.

“Before Martosko was exiled to The Daily Mail, he was the editor of Tucker Carlson’s hack site, the Daily Caller. He set about the work of ratfcking with a purpose there, lying about Senator Robert Menendez and hookers in order to try and knock Menendez out of contention.”

Last fall the department said the program had received $810 million in interest payments, which would more than make up for the $780 million in losses it had suffered on soured loans.

The numbers are certainly far better than that. It looks like a very solid portfolio of loans to revenue-generating projects that have served as a catalyst for a vast new industry. And the program has not exhausted its authority. Since the beginning of 2014, it has approved $6.5 billion in loan guarantees to a nuclear project in Georgia and granted a conditional commitment to Alcoa for $259 million to help finance its efforts to use aluminum in autos.

As with the financial bailouts, it is likely the taxpayers will get all the money they lent to energy-related companies back—and then some. Unlike the financial bailouts, these bailouts will produce lasting social, economic, environmental, and industrial benefits.

“Alabama man molested wife’s shih tzu to punish her for ‘paying more attention to the dog’: police”

“He was mad at his wife because she paid more attention to the dog than him so he had sex with the dog,” Geneva Police Capt. Ricky Morgan. “She actually thought he was having an affair with another woman and hid a recording device. She learned he was in fact molesting the dog.”

“The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.“

@8 In Colorado and even then the Colorado justices depended on Federal Law. Doubt in this case the loser will pursue this in Federal Court as it would be Ironic if the justices were to insist the Colorado Court should have upheld it under their Constitution and laws, and taken the chance the State would then appeal to the Federal Court where a proper examination of states legalizing pot or recreational or medical reasons could take place. Hopefully our justices will have a bit more balls on the matter when it comes up. Or maybe the District of Columbia could uphold it’s citizens rights and beliefs in saying the federal law is wrong.

@26 Well good for CBS. While the Magna Carta is important I’m a true American and I don’t support monarchy. Its still a document between parts of an aristocracy. Only giving some rights to a mall minority that were already privileged. Fortunately for them the King John guy was actually pretty radical and willing to try new things. Not a particularly bad king or not particularly worse than some others. Still like todays Republican’s they didn’t like to pay taxes even in time of war. Besides the document is in Latin or French. Is it yet ok to say French Fries or are they still American Fries and are not all things French a little suspect. (John and his nobles are far more French than English). As far as Queen Elizabeth I’ sure she would rather have been out with her horses or corgis, but she had to be there even though the royal house that signed and started the English Crown to being merely figure heads and traitors to the right of Kings. So was the Prime Minister at the celebrations? That would show the government and people of England value this 800 year old piece of lamb skin.

@37 but if I have religious beliefs that is wrong, and strongly believe it is against my religion to accept such a “travesty” and individual choice, how can you side with the individual. What say you now?

Long live Ireland – Home of the Free and the Brave. Liberty rings in Ireland and it’s pitchy in America!

Roger Rabbit Commentary: This definition of “millionaire” counts only “easily monetized assets” and doesn’t include real estate. By that measure, I’m not in the group that controls (notice they didn’t say “owns”) 41% of the world’s wealth, because my financial assets are less than $1 million. That makes me a “failure,” according to Sloppy Bickle. I guess I wasn’t greedy enough during my tenure as a public servant. He apparently feels I should’ve been a sticky-fingered Republican politician in order to measure up to his social expectations.

@49 never heard of the women till puddy started revealing in their annulment. Leave it to a mean spirited christian in name only to take joy in the destruction of a relationship that was doing no harm to him.

@52 and in reality world, the world the puffed up Ape doesn’t really live in, if it wasn’t for the liberal media he wouldn’t have ever known. He’s complaining that the liberal media didn’t cover a story, like the tried to hush it up. He’s a complete moron.

@52 nicely said, but if you leave out the why, you are kind of letting puffy get away on a free pass, kind of like the Duggar Molestor. Puffy is outraged because it is a lez couple that he thinks are getting special treatment. The real thing to take away here is that like a Good Christian, he likes to be biased, bigoted and likes to discriminate. And yet he wants people to be aware of the discrimination that takes place with the blacks. One big fucking hypocrite the ape is. The kicker is he doesn’t even acknowledge what he does is biased and discriminatory.

Joy? Puddy was comparing how your side hides “trouble in paradise”! The libtard msm barely covered it and the left wrong e-rags you all post from NEVER covered it! You just admitted as much worser! Thanks for playing! Puddy identified the lack of coverage on the downside! That’s your problem worser and teabaggin buttbusting BULLSHITTIUM buttbigot gorilla! You two focus in on those left wrong libtard sites and miss the whole world! It just passes you by!

So why wasn’t it in the “raw story” or “alan” teabaggin buttbusting BULLSHITTIUM buttbigot gorilla? So why wasn’t it in the media morons or daily kooks worser? Thems your favrit go to e-rags! Hmmm…? Doesn’t make your side look good to the American masses!

Puddy looks at many web sites so Puddy can try and Puddy means “really try” to understand the mindset you two portray here on HA DUMMOCRETINS. Unfortunately it’s a very difficult challenge because of the tortured FASCISM demonstrated every day from you two! You see Brendan Eich still rings a bell when his politics matched Hillary’s in 2008. Yet the teabaggin buttbusting BULLSHITTIUM buttbigot gorilla went nuts when confronted over Brendan! Wanna reply those comments you two?

@52 nicely said, but if you leave out the why, you are kind of letting puffy get away on a free pass, kind of like the Duggar Molestor. Puffy is outraged because it is a lez couple that he thinks are getting special treatment.

Anything gay good you run with here. Anything hetero bad you run with here. Look at the comment Puddy hijacked. Puddy didn’t force you to write that. Butt hthat’s your HA DUMMOCRETIN DNA!

When the tables are turned you cry fowl! Ohhhhhhhh pooooooooor baaaaaaaaaaby Magilla gorilla!

The prosecution rests Your Honor. Magilla the gorilla will never comprehend FACTS!

The Duggar’s weird little breeding/death cult is just a factory for creating stupid people, and is especially focused on grooming females from birth for sexual slavery. They can’t get laid by being good looking or rich, as their belief system is so fucked up and twisted that normal human beings cringe when the cultists start talking. You ain’t gonna get a pretty girl all hot and wet by telling her that God wants her to have 20 babies in her lifetime, and she shouldn’t waste her pretty little head worrying about herself. Women who refuse to service their husbands are being selfish and ignorant of their place in the world.

Daddy knows best, he loves you like God does, and when God really wants to fuck a 7 year old girl, he’ll just do it vicariously through daddy or an older brother, because God has no dick.

And her young-earth creationists parents are apparently waging this propaganda campaign in a pre-emptive effort to discredit her when she testifies against her older brother when he goes to trial for years of sexually abusing her and a younger adopted sibling.

Yeah, she’s fucked up in the head, but anyone would be after being raised in a fundamentalist christian household that made an active and deliberate effort to ignore and hide the actions of a child rapist in their midst.

then rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears is left fumblin and bumblin! rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears is lost in space, needing BIG TIME help! And when Puddy uses these same left wrong libtard websites to accurately and persistently report and expose DUMMOCRETIN hypocrisy, greed, gross incompetence, immoral and treasonous behavior rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears is SILENT!

Yes, The corrupt mayor was a democrat. Do? Greed is possible in all political parties, the difference is democrats prosecute illegal behavior by other democrats and republicans. I don’t see a pattern of republicans going after corrupt republicans.

“What the fuck does that MEAN???? What does President Obama NOT comprehend about fucking CHRISTIANITY?”

Puddy doesn’t know know the first thing about the teachings of Christ. They don’t worship Jesus in his cult, they just spread hatred in his name.

Similarly, Puddy doesn’t know fucking squat about fascism. He’s just namecalling, hoping to rile some crazed wingnut up to the point where he’ll do Puddy’s dirty work for him – murdering Americans who Puddy hates.

The hate and the lies that are Puddy’s stock in trade have nothing whatsoever to do with the teachings of Jesus. Don’t blame Jesus for Puddy, he who hankers to see the world in flames as Baby Jesus floats down from Heaven on a cloud to save him and his hate-filled freaky friends. Blame Puddy and his failed prophet, Ellen White, she of the End Days prophecies which have never come true.

Does it hurt to be manupulated by propaganda the way you are Piddles? Franklin Graham speaks, Fox News and all your favorite radio nutjobs say the word Christian and, “Yes master..can I bring you your slippers, master, can I wag my tail and get a treat? Scratch my belly if I roll over and wiggle my leg? I’m a good boy!” -Piddles, or words to that effect.

Puddy doesn’t know know the first thing about the teachings of Christ. They don’t worship Jesus in his cult, they just spread hatred in his name.

– Puddy doesn’t put Ellen White ahead of the Bible like Mormons do with Joseph Smith’s Book of Mormon ahead of the Bible! So much for that insipid argument from Stupid Solution Steve! Jesus calls out haters like you Stupid Solution Steve. Puddy doesn’t hate anyone. Puddy identifies the hatred of others and you Psych 101 Project your hateful message upon Puddy because Puddy doesn’t march to the libtard beat!

KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Similarly, Puddy doesn’t know fucking squat about fascism. He’s just namecalling, hoping to rile some crazed wingnut up to the point where he’ll do Puddy’s dirty work for him – murdering Americans who Puddy hates.

Puddy knows all about FASCISM. It’s DUMMOCRETINS trying to shut up anyone who disagrees. The latest Book from Kirsten Powers defines the latest atrocities from left wrong DUMMOCRETINS

The hate and the lies that are Puddy’s stock in trade have nothing whatsoever to do with the teachings of Jesus. Don’t blame Jesus for Puddy, he who hankers to see the world in flames as Baby Jesus floats down from Heaven on a cloud to save him and his hate-filled freaky friends. Blame Puddy and his failed prophet, Ellen White, she of the End Days prophecies which have never come true.

– Baby Jesus arrived in a manger back 2000+ years ago Stupid Solution Steve. The Lord is coming with a shout and the trump of the Archangel Stupid Solution Steve! Is that what your Joseph Smith Book of Mormon claims.? Revelation does not say that Stupid Solution Steve.

And regarding the failed prophet as you claim. Ellen White said she was a messenger of God.

“For half a century I have been the Lord’s messenger, and as long as my life shall last I shall continue to bear the messages that God gives me for His people.”

See Stupid Solution Steve? When you are blinded by stoooooooopidity by drinking your very own failed Steve concoction called Stupid Solution; you are known as Stupid Solution Steve!

So where has she failed?

Seems libtards have been using her health message she came up with back in the 1860s! http://www.whiteestate.org/books/mol/Chapt28.html Why do Adventists live way longer than other Americans Stupid Solution Steve? Wait for it there will be a comparison as checkmate did with other countries. Of course they have to deflect when Puddy brings up America! Here are the death reductions studied by the American Cancer Society, all the way back in 1960 Stupid Solution Steve.

you are truly lost. A real cinder block! You see rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears, checkmate almost answered the question right. It’s not about Obummer being a muslim checkmate. It’s something else! Puddy realizes you were trying to help rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears, butt try again! It was a valiant effort from a imbecilic DUMMOCRETIN! Why doesn’t Obummer get it?

Whoever the fuck that guy is that is a prisoner in Iran (why the fuck was he there in the first place…HUH????) was not the issue.

We have a winner in the moronic idiot lottery! You see just how DUMB you really are rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears? Your favrit web sites don’t cover the deep hostage issues, just a quick gloss over for the LIVs like you! Butt since it didn’t have any conservative attack your femtometer sized brain in that neanderthal granite encased cranial orifice missed it! Puddy realized dr checkmate Googled Saeeed Abedini to look for the 700 Club link for a retort. 2 years checkmate!

And when rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears reads something rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears thinks is juicy from one of the below web sites… splat is goes onto HA DUMMOCRETINS. That’s why Bickle and Puddy have so much fun with you DUMMOCRETIN morons. Usually in later paragraphs the real issue appears and it’s nuthin like the opening two paragraphs. Why? Because

Oh rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears ask checkmate for help as you really R stooooooooooopid! Puddy has given you hint after hint. First Puddy told you to read the original link and think about it. How come checkmate started answering it right then threw in checkmate’s personal projection bias rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears? Puddy realizes thinking is not your forte! Copying left wrong sites and splat is! Puddy can lead rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears to the truth butt rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears still loves that reservation life!

Oh my rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears! Puddy lives by the Golden Rule and that’s why you all hate Puddy so much!

Oh master of Google. You could, if you didn’t want to keep sounding stupid look up statements on the matter by the State Department in 2014 and 2013. So yeah,

Another checkmate checkmate! The pastor has been in Iran for 2.5+ years. He started being beaten in the prison in 2013. So in 2015 we’re now reaching out into talks checkmate? 2.5 years later?

Where is this world you live in Piddles? It’s the world where even with hard facts from 2013&14 whatever Piddles believes only started happening in 2015 only started happening in 2015. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Oh rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears ask checkmate for help as you really R stooooooooooopid!

I need no one’s help. You are not anywhere near as smart as you think you are.

Puddy has given you hint after hint.

Why won’t you answer a simple question? No ‘hints” are necessary. remember the question? I do.

First Puddy told you to read the original link and think about it. How come checkmate started answering it right then threw in checkmate’s personal projection bias rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears?

czechsaaz is right. Right down the line. But so fucking what? That does not answer the question. I don’t care about some dumb fuck that got himself arrested in Iran. Three other Americans are there too. Where’s the outrage for them? The State Dept. is on it. 700 Club even said so.

So I saw the vid. Big fucking deal. Like I said, three other americans are in prison.

Oh, you NEVER quote right-wing bullshit sites…only like ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! When was the last time ANY of the sites on your list was proved to be in error. Never. Cockroach like you scurry from the light that exposes your malfeasance, misfeasance, bigotry and bare-faced hypocrisy.

Puddy can lead rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears to the truth butt rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears still loves that reservation life!

The only trurth here is that the puddyfuckwad is a lying scoundrel who is a puerile and deeply superstitious idiot who delights in parading his massive ignorance 24/7. There is no ‘reservation’ there is only reason and truth.

Oh my rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears! Puddy lives by the Golden Rule and that’s why you all hate Puddy so much!

I don’t ‘hate’ the puddyfuckwad. I can’t ‘hate’ a pathetic loser like you. My code doesn’t allow for hate.

But you…you really MUST live by the golden rule, dude. You clearly treat others with disdain and contempt. You twist the facts and ignore the truth. You hate and discriminate. You persecute and belittle and you call it all living by the ‘word’. The christ HATED assholes like you He threw them out of the temple. He said “Whatever you do to the least of my brethren you do to me.” He said there are only two laws; “Love God with your whole heart and soul and love your neighbor as you love yourself.”

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