Many of you will resolve to start a new positive habit in 2018. Adding good habits can be fun, but unfortunately (most of the time), they don't work. And for that matter let's remove the negative habits that have been holding you back in 2017. Here we go:

Asking for lifts

Guys, we know not everyone can afford a car but bothering other people requesting to be dropped off somewhere is tiresome. Global transportation technology company, Uber is here to help you at cheap. Please, stop stressing your friends and relatives.

Unprotected Sex

Having unprotected sex just because you got so drunk is unacceptable. This should not be reason enough to face unpleasant outcomes like contracting HIV/AIDS and unwanted pregnancies.

iPhone users

Subscribers of this Smartphone company think they come from a different planet maybe, it’s even worse when it comes to girls. Almost all iPhone users never keep their gadgets in their pockets or bags. They flash the phones around all the time. Is the phone too heavy? And Slay queens stop reminding us of the phone type.

Poor event concepts

Event organizers can we be more creative. We are tired of copy and paste. We have witnessed the word festival being ‘raped’ in 2017. From Rolex Festival, Fish Festival, Bakiga Fest, October Fest, Ice Cream and Cake Fest....this is just too much. Event organizers, please think outside the box.

Announcing

Lately, some people can’t enjoy a vacation, watch football, and receive gifts without announcing on social media. They want the world to know everything about their lives.

“Artificial” celebrations

I think it’s not only me who is bothered by the number of baby shower messages that keeps popping up on my phone. I don’t really understand why someone would throw up a party before they even see the baby.

Sandals

Girls have been turning up in bars putting on the popular Puma Feather like Sandals. Please, girls don’t carry the trend to the next year.

Slangs

“Slay queen” is one word that has been wrongly used a million times.For example, you can’t call Don Zella, a slay queen ...Slay should be used to mean people living a high-end life. People like Zari fit that status but not that local hostel girl residing in Kikoni surviving on Kikomando.

Throwing money

The idea of receiving quick fame by simply hawking your money is not cool. White Brian, this is an old trend that should be buried in 2016.

Failure to return Borrowed Money

Let’s all adopt the ability to refund money that was made available to us during hard times. People are always calm and soft when they need money but when paying back times, they start playing hide and seek.

I have heard every Joke about my name so save it. Gee is a writer, Self Help Satirist, Software Engineer, and Celebrity Jihadist. Sometimes my followers think I’m like an astronaut that’s missing my tronaut. But it’s because am occasionally NSFW.