The complete and udder essence of awesome
Whenever something awesome happens to you it is because connor makes it so
Connor cannot be killed in battle, he can only fall asleep at random times
Huge Dick,PUSSY ONLY!
He is the human form of Chuck Norris
Connor is so awesome that he can melt his enemies into rock.... exactly

"That text was lame,i wish we had a connor"
"Connor gets me hard"
"Connor was raised by wolves"

Coolest, most sexiest person in existance! He is a true genius and is loved by all his friends and hated by all those jealous of his awesomeness! If you are named Connor, thank your parents by eating your other siblings. Also if you are bestowed with the name Connor, don't take anything from anybody! Show them you are better then them by killing their parents! All Connor's should have pink Hi-Liters!

Wow, Connor is awesome, i want to do him.
I hate Connor because he is everything I am not.