You are the most intelligent of all pirates. Although your name is feared, you live a relatively normal life and let your lackeys to all the work for you. You know how to never be caught and live the life of luxury.

You're a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world, and probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, scalpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they don't understand. People are attracted to that, but there's a good chance you don't care.

Gold E. "Goldie" Fish, age 40 (fish years), of Maysville, passed away December 30, 2007 at 6:15pm in his fish tank. Purchased January 10, 2001 from Walmart, he was the fish of Jennifer L. Long of Maysville, and Emily and Lynnie Kisamore of Cabins. He was preceded in death by his sisters, "Lynn E. Fish" and "Emily Gold Fish" both in 2001.

In addition to his owners, he is survived by his Aunt Letha, Uncle John, Aunt Loretta, cousin Corey, and his animal brothers Jake Man and Cadbury.

Gravesite services were held Monday December 31, 2007 at the "Bone Yard Cemetery" in Maysville, with Mortician Jennifer L. Long officiating. Last rites were given and "I'll Fly Away" was sung and "I wouldn't take nothing for my Journey Now" was played.

In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mmonroebpd(-5000 points). In November I stole puck_the_elf's purse (-30 points). Last Friday xoxo_cream_xoxo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty(-4386 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

*yaaaaaaaaaaaawn* this up before 8am crap has gotta stop. lol I have to go with Johnny this morning to Franklin and pick up the donuts we sold for Winterfest. We didn't have enough for the truck to deliver them to us so we have to go pick them up. It's so nice....Johnny and I will have to load up 300dz donuts into the church van and THEN unload 300dz donuts at the church and separate them into specific orders. Fun stuff. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining because i volunteered to help but it is stupid that the donut truck won't deliver. *rolls eyes* People! I'm so glad I'm not one.

My back is killing me this morning. It was hurting yesterday. I'm going to have to get it checked I suppose. I really don't have the money to go to the doc and I don't want to borrow anymore from mom. She would have a cow if she knew I was leaving over $200 worth of charges on my credit card this month. I can't help it; 90% of it was gasoline. I know finance charges are going to eat me up but it's not like I can pull money out my butt or that I have a money tree in the back yard. I wish I did. That would be totally cool. Speaking of which, I need to pay mom for the car payment.

Well, I have so much more to say but I have to grab something to eat and then meet Johnny at the church. oh, I ordered an awesome cellphone last nite. It's a Sony Ericsson Walkman phone. It's a slider phone and I can play music and get FM radio. How awesome is that?! lol Okies gotta run.....~J~

And that's pretty okay. While your kids may not think of you as a friend, they will respect you.You know that kids need discipline and structure, and you're not afraid to give it to them.Just be careful that your strictness doesn't lead to rebellion.It's good to have standards and rules, but you don't need to have an iron fist when enforcing them.

You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.

You scored as Moses. You are emotional and stubborn. Sometimes you feel out of place and like you've failed your family...but you also know that great things can be done through you if your self-doubt gotten rid of.

1 February 1984Your date of conception was on or about 11 May 1983 which was a Wednesday.

You were born on a Wednesdayunder the astrological sign Aquarius.Your Life path number is 7.

Life Path Compatibility:You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22.You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445731.5.The golden number for 1984 is 9.The epact number for 1984 is 27.The year 1984 was a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/13/1983 and ending 2/1/1984.You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 29 Shevat 5744.Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 30 Shevat 5744.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1984.The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1984.The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 7 March 1984.The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1984.The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 June 1984.The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 25 September 1984.The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 15 April 1984.The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 6 March 1984.

As of 2/1/2007 8:58:21 PM ESTYou are 23 years old.You are 276 months old.You are 1,200 weeks old.You are 8,401 days old.You are 201,644 hours old.You are 12,098,698 minutes old.You are 725,921,901 seconds old.

Top songs of 1984Like a Virgin by Madonna When Doves Cry by Prince Jump by Van Halen Footloose by Kenny Loggins What's Love Got to Do with It by Tina Turner Against All Odds by Phil Collins I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. Karma Chameleon by Culture Club Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.2880626223092 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

There are 365 days till your next birthdayon which your cake will have 24 candles.

Those 24 candles produce 24 BTUs,or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1984 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.In 1984 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.In 1984 in the US there were 2,487,000 marriages (10.5%) and 1,155,000 divorces (4.9%)In 1984 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1984 the population of Australia was approximately 15,677,282.In 1984 there were approximately 234,034 births in Australia.In 1984 in Australia there were approximately 108,655 marriages and 43,124 divorces.In 1984 in Australia there were approximately 109,914 deaths.

Your birthstone is Amethyst

The Mystical properties of Amethyst

Amethyst is used to increase spirituallySome lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

If anyone has anything that they would like to blame on me, please feel free too. It seems that everything is now my fault and my rather LOUD voice is problem causing. Therefore, in order to solve the problems of the world, I am no longer going to be speaking. I am going to become a mute, a mime, silent. I will only be nodding and writing. This will be my voice. I am no longer using my own. If u call my cell phone, I will not be able to return your call. I will have to email or IM you.

If I'm lucky, maybe I'll be reprogrammed into being a GOOD DECENT LOVING PERSON that my parents, family, friends, and others will love. In the meantime, I'm going to minimalize the "Bitch Jen" part of me. Hopefully this will fix the situation. If it don't, there are always other methods to fix the problem.

Well, here it is another day, more work. *YAWNS* It's way too early to be out of bed on a Saturday! It's 8am and I have to be to work at 9am till 2pm. After that I have to come home, find something to wear to the Christmas partay, (probably have to iron it) and then the party is at 6ish I think. Then tomorrow I've been conned into working which means I only have one day off this week. Oh well, it gives me 40 hours.

Well Friday is the big day. Thank God I have it off because there is so much I have to do. I need to get the main foods for this and find out where I'm going to put everything. I need to go get a Christmas tree for upstairs. Maybe dad will bring one back with him today when he comes home from the Cabin. Then tomorrow morning/afternoon I can decorate it or something. Gosh, I can't believe it's Dec 9th already. Lord where does my time go.

I suppose I better get off here and finish getting ready. I'll talk to you peoples later tonite probably. Adios freaks! ~J~