Posted 7/25/2016 8:43 AM (#2408) Subject: Should Western Attire be Enforced at Open Rodeos?

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Wes Ward brought up the QUESTION, SHOULD WESTERN ATTIRE B ENFORCED AT OPEN RODEOS ? Here's what I think , so it's got to b right , 1. Team Ropers should wear sandals, caps turned around backwards,pants falling off their butts an SHOCK COLLARS ( so when they yell , Get out of arena or pull it n an THEY DON'T, HIT THE BUTTON ON SHOCKER )2. Barrel Racers should have 4 lead ropes hanging off their shoulder so when they catch their dogs they can put them n trailer, an colored up clothes because Fallon appreciates their business 3. Queen contestants wear swim suits 4. Bull riders wear hospital gowns, because no better than most ride it makes it better when they get out of ambulance they don't have to change 5. Timers an secretaries allowed to have a night stick or billy club so they can hit some contestant on the head then turn around an tell them read what's on the back of my t- shirt, I'M NOT YOUR MOMMA, U LEARN HOW TO WIPE YOUR OWN ASS !!!6. Announcers b NAKED , because Wes brought this question up 7. Funny man or clown wear lidtards or dress like Michal Jackson because most just DANCE an never really tell jokes any more , least that's what the ones that make big money do8. ALL CLOWNS WEAR TOWELS ON THEIR HEADS , THEN BIG EARS WOULD B HAPPY, but NOBODY wear a mask that looks like him 9. Did I mention Rodeo Queens wear swim suits ( just the ones that look good !!! )10. Calf Ropers wear MENS BRITCHES , not GIRLS !!!11. Steer wrestlers wear Sumo outfits 12. I want pick on bronc riders, it seems most of them wear hats an boots 13. Judges wear dark glasses like Ray Charles that way smart assed contestants want ask them , ARE U BLIND !!!14. Chute bosses wear Nazi uniforms 15. Guys n back working should wear shorts , tennis shoes ,ball caps an t-shirts, because it's hot back there an rodeo attire makes it hotter ( on t-shirt should say , HE'S GOT A BRAND ON HIM THATS 6 INCHES TALL AN AN EAR TAG WITH SAME #, I'MWORKING STUPID, I ANT GOT TIME TO SHOW U WHICH ONE HE IS !!! ) Go up stairs an let lady hit u with Billy club !!!16. So much for me acting goofy, it's nearly 2:00, time to go move hay an work because it hottest time of day,but at 8:00 when it's cooler , we will b n practice arena playing like we are rodeo Cowboys, an I don't care how we r dressed as long as practice is good 17. NOW, for my real answer to the question , YES BY ALL MEANS, EVERYONE N ARENA SHOULD LOOK LIKE COWBOYS ,THOSE FOLKS THAT BUY TICKETS, CAME TO C COWBOYS , THEY DIDN'T COME TO C THE 3:00AM WALMART SHOPPERS !!!