The Most Wonderful (Waifu) Time of the Year!

It’s May! Spring is (mostly) here,
nature is blooming, birds are singing…and it’s the perfect time to
pit the lovely ladies of HC is a no-holds barred tournament to the
(sticky?) finish. That’s right, it’s Iron Waifu!

I, Nekochan, shall be your ever so
humble guide to this year’s edition of Iron Waifu!

For those who are new or those just
would like a refresher, during the month of May, everyday there will
be a poll on the forum, featuring two of the ladies in HC. Anyone
registered for said forum may vote once each day. The girl who gets
the most votes moves on while the girl who loses is likely tortured
in some sexy fashion by Hero for her failure. (Personal headcanon,
may not actually happen)

If any ties occur, I get the the
completely impartial and in no way biased tiebreaker vote.
Does a match-up look like it’s going to the wire? May be time to sell
me on the virtues of the fair maiden you want to see win!

Today’s (almost over match-up) is
Brigadine vs Evanie. If you haven’t already please take the time to
vote! Tomorrow`s will be a battle of the newbies Miri and Pandora!
Who shall win? Nap-time waifu or the waifu who may be literally made
of iron? (I dunno, NoMoshing won’t commit to what Pandora is made of)

The remaining match-ups for the
preliminary rounds can also be found on the forum. They were selected
at random via a RPG maker script that was viewed live at the last
backer stream! (Plug plug)

Speaking of backer streams, the dates
for the next ones have been confirmed:

May 4th from 3 to 6 pm
EST

May 19th from 3 to 6pm
EST

As always the first hour will be
NoMoshing playing a PC game while our noble viewers get the giggles
out of their system. The remaining time will be NoMoshing working on
HC while the chat tries their damnedest to distract him by discussing
the minutiae of Middle Kingdom economics or absurd fan theories (like
Natya is the third secret sister of Therese and Alina! They all have
brown hair in this technicolour harem – it must be true!).

I assume that for the month of May, the
backer stream will be the best way to get the real-time thoughts and
feelings about how Iron Waifu is progressing. (Fair warning, I may be
the poutiest of Nekoes if too many of my cinnamon rolls get voted
out) That, or the HC discord.

Anyhoo, thanks one and all and we hope
to see you on the forums as you, the fans, determine who is the (4th)
best waifu!