And there it is, folks — the final reason anyone needed that the world is beyond saving: a South Carolina fan has been arrested for mooning the crowd in Tiger Stadium.

Let us paint the hairy picture: The Gamecocks were ahead 14-13 with seven minutes remaining in the game. The air was tense. Something needed to happen to diffuse the situation. Charles Hattaway, a 34-year-old USC fan, took this burden onto his own shoulders… and mooned the home crowd in Death Valley.

The only problem is, he took it too far and added vulgar language. The police booked him on one count of obscenity.

Okay, so maybe he ruined the art of mooning. There are still those out there that know what they're doing. The purists!