Julien from Madagascar 2 trying to prevent Mort from getting on the plane: “Stop him, he’s carrying scissors and some hand cream!”

Chris

Danny: Can I get a large black coffe.

Clerk: A what?

Danny: Large Black coffee.

Clerk You mean a Venti?

Danny: No I mean large

Clerk: Venti is large

Danny: No Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesnt mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congraulations you’re stupid in three languages.

Clerk: A venti is a large coffee

Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

– Danny (Paul Rudd) Role Models

PaulW

From the Nick and Norah movie:

Norah: There’s this part of Judaism that I like, Tikkun Olam. It said that the world is broken into pieces and everyone has to find them and put them back together.

Nick: Maybe we don’t have to find it. Maybe we are the pieces.

And from the Dark Knight movie:

Joker: You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

Rick B.

Two more from “Kung Fu Panda”:

Dream Sequence Bad Guy: “I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew……ONMYFIST!”

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
–The Joker (Heath Ledger), The Dark Knight

That sounds familiar. Maybe I should write that down…

Joey

Man, how is there only one quote from In Bruges on here? Collin Farrell gets so many awesome lines. How about:

“I hope your midget doesn’t kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.”
“He doesn’t like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.”
“This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you’re going to blow your head off.”

and

“My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing, which lasted all to briefly–Isn’t that always the way?–one instance of me stealing five grams of very-high-quality cocaine, and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead. So, all-in-all my evening pretty much balanced out fine.”

Joey – No doubt. “In Bruges” is full of great lines. If we were doing a “Best Scenes of ’08”, the restaurant scene with Ray, the drug-dealing date, and the Canadians has gotta be near the top.

Jurgan

“Joker: You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all ‘part of the plan.’ But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!”

I hope that’s the Oscar clip. That’s really one of the most soul-scarring lines I’ve ever heard. It perfectly sums up our society- how we can shrug our shoulders at all the people dying every day, yet the fear of “terrorism” causes us to give up on everything we’re supposed to believe in. How we were more than willing to give our lives over to faceless corporations who would fuck us over seven ways from Sunday- at least that makes sense. Just don’t ask us to deal with the uncertainty and madness of suicide planes. It’s terrifying how deftly a psycho in clown makeup got to the heart of our entire national consciousness.

Another great Dark Knight quote (I should probably pick that up- I haven’t seen it since the theater) was the conversation between Bruce and Alfred at the end, which served as a perfect coda to the movie (forgive errors- I’m quoting from memory):

Bruce: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred: Yes.
Bruce: How?
Alfred: We burned the forest down.