Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," she said, "this butter's bitter!If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!"So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter,And she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

A canner can can anything that he can,But a canner can't can a can, can he?

A certain young fellow named BeebeeWished to marry a lady named Phoebe"But," he said. "I must seeWhat the minister's fee beBefore Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dockIn a pestilential prison with a lifelong lockAwaiting the sensation of a short sharp shockFrom a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuckIf a woodchuck would chuck wood?A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuckIf a woodchuck would chuck wood.

How much Zen would a Zen master masterif Zen master could master all the Zen?A Zen master would master all the Zen he could masterif a Zen master should master all the Zen