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After much clamoring for the return of IAYM, we are trying to resurrect Your Mom. So you can again keep up with all the cultural zeitgeist in one place . . . or at least the zeitgeist as we see it. There may be some new contributors, as some FOYM (Friends of Your Mom) have recently gotten sh*&canned and have some time on their hands. But, remember, this a two-way street: we need your comments to let us know that y’all are keeping up with us.

Well, obviously, we never need an excuse to post a picture of Tom, but I’ve been looking for a reason to talk about Vogue… make the LOLVogue from Jezebel.com. If you think LOLCats is funny — just imagine the same shtick, but with emaciated models in crazy frocks. Here’s an example:

“I came to grips with my bum. Before, I always tied a shirt around my waist when I went for a run. It was ridiculous. I finally told myself, ‘I’m not doing this anymore – I have nothing to hide.’ I’ve got some curves, I’ve got a bubble butt, but I don’t mind, because it’s what powers me forward when I run.”