I am 10,000% POSITIVE that ALL OF YOU have wished at one point or another that you could “DO OVER” at least one crappy instance/decision/event in your life… For instance… Do any of these situations ring a bell: “Why the heck did I think it would be a GOOD idea to agree to watch my neighbor’s four-year-old sextuplets while she’s on a week-long cruise through the Mediterranean… The day after I get my infected MUST COME OUT NOW wisdom teeth [Read On!]

I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

In two stomachs… Not too far away… Cookies. Lots of [GiGi-Diet Approved] cookies [all thanks to Andrea’s Protein Cakery**]. These stomachs… Both on the brink of Thanksgiving-feast fullness… Must continue to digest the copious amounts of sweet biscuits their masters create… For they are in an epic “COOKIE WAR“ to see who can create the most decoratively and delectable ingenious treat. During said battle… Leia On These Cookies (apparently my INTIMIDATING battle name) and Emperor Bad Chef (my friend Armen) try to steal each other’s secret cookie decorating [Read On!]

3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All smothered with creamy yellow mustard And sandwiched between two slices of processed white death flour bread This is most certainly NOT the latest healthy recipe I am sharing with you here on GiGi Eats Celebrities… This is actually the contents of what makes up the 1/2 eaten, health-robbing sandwich sitting on the center island of [Read On!]

Being on the OUTSIDE just kinda sucks… WOMP. WOMP. HOWEVER… everyone at Disney and Pixar knows this, which is why they decided to create the movie INSIDE OUT … A movie that dives into the emotions of a young girl named Riley, who is uprooted from her comfort-zone (the only place she’s known to call “home”) and “replanted” in an unknown territory where she is faced with many FIRSTS. And invited yours truly to get the INSIDE SCOOP on the who, what, when, where, why and [Read On!]

Let me paint a little picture for all of you… But bear with me… I am no Vincent Van Gogh. Close your eyes and envision a girl… Laying on the cold, tiled bathroom floor… Gripping her knees and constantly thrashing about like a fish out of water… Sobbing and yelping like a dying Hyena. As she rolls in an out of consciousness the only thoughts that go through her mind are: “If this is what it feels like to give [Read On!]

HASTA LA VISTA U.S.A… Wait, no… I am French, I should be saying Au Revoir! But, I am not jetting over to Spain or France… Want to know my FLIGHTPLAN? I fly to Auckland, New Zealand (North Island) NON-STOP (13 hours of bliss!) on December 28th, where I will be bringing in the New Year! I’ll let you all know what 2015 is like before you get there! Then I soar on over to Queenstown, New Zealand (South Island) January 5th where [Read On!]

The Waterboy would be ABSOLUTELY PISSED if he reads what I am about to say… In fact, he would probably tackle me like a hungry lion would a gazelle. I like to live my life dangerously though so here goes…. Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Yep. I said it. Okay, so let me make myself clear (as water? lol): water is utterly scrumptious when your mouth is dryer than the Sahara desert, but it’s not so appetizing when you’re [Read On!]

GiGi Eats Celebrities: That’s NOT false advertising! You may think that because Gwyneth Paltrow is mostly skin and bones she isn’t tasty at all… Well lean “food” can be delicious too!! Okay, I will now stop acting like a cannibal and get to the point. I was feeling PRETTY perverted the other day… All I wanted to do was squish meat between my fingers… So who better to call than the Food Pervert herself, Tara Redfield. You all met Tara [Read On!]

I have a random Hollywood/Showbiz fact to tell all of you… But keep it on the DL. The Jurassic Park franchise is based off… My horrendous digestion! Steven Spielberg came over for dinner one evening many years ago… And after I dramatically explained to him how it always feels as if a dinosaur is wrecking havoc on my insides… He geniusly conjured up the plot for the sci-fi dinosaur films! Okay, obviously I am flat-out joking… Considering my digestion seemed [Read On!]

So I have to come clean about something… I never have seen, nor will I ever see any Twilight movies. It almost pains me to even mention the damn trilogy. Some of you may stop reading right now, unsubscribe from my blog and block all pages pertaining to GiGi Eats Celebrities after learning of this “horrid” news… But some of you might actually subscribe to my e-mail list, YouTube channel, Tumblr, like my Facebook Page and follow me on Twitter [Read On!]