When I first saw you in your bushes touching himself, i knew i had to have you. You looked so great that i couldve just joined you. There are no guarantees of how deformed our children will be. No answer why. But i want to hold you Zaldron. Your skin looks so smooth. Please take me away.

Okay, that was wrong. I'm gonna have nightmares about this for years to come. As scary as Doom was, that's nothing compared to what happened here. I don't think I'll ever be able to go on with the memories that have been burned into my brain, so I think I'll just take a BFG to my head instead.

When I first saw you in your bushes touching himself, i knew i had to have you. You looked so great that i couldve just joined you. There are no guarantees of how deformed our children will be. No answer why. But i want to hold you Zaldron. Your skin looks so smooth. Please take me away.

People, I absolutely cannot stress this enough. Don't drink the coffee!!! I hope this will be a lesson to anyone else who may get the urge for a little caffeine rush. If you absolutely have to get some caffeine in you, please, drink something else, like Mountain Dew. Wait a minute, Mountain Dew? On second thought, just go ahead and drink the coffee, it probably tastes better and is less hazardous for your health.

People, I absolutely cannot stress this enough. Don't drink the coffee!!! I hope this will be a lesson to anyone else who may get the urge for a little caffeine rush. If you absolutely have to get some caffeine in you, please, drink something else, like Mountain Dew. Wait a minute, Mountain Dew? On second thought, just go ahead and drink the coffee, it probably tastes better and is less hazardous for your health.

The fact that Ralphis is being an open bushbanger and Zaldron is answering him as if it was a normal post is a little too much for me. It's what I should be expecting out of this forum but I haven't. It never ceases to amaze me.

Back to the weirdness...
Naw I don't think that MAC's coffee is what has been going around. Most likely Ralphis has got his hands on the piss itself and has been drinking it straight without the caffine protection.