We rejoin the last son of Krypton as he discovers he might not be the last remnant of his people after all! Yay! Because Brainiac is here now. Boo!

On top of the full debut of one of the DCAU's greatest villains, we get lots of lovely sexual tension between Clark and Lex, Lois and Jimmy briefly show up for their best Jurassic Park impressions, we pitch no less than three (3) spin-off podcasts and giggle at the word balls for a solid 10 minutes because we are actual children.

Your Komix Korner/The Fuck You Read?'s recommendation for this week is Captain America: Man Out of Time by Mark Waid and Jorge Molina.

Recurring super-foe Rudy Jones AKA Parasite is introduced to the DCAU canon this week, in another shining example of Superman: The Animated Series' commitment to Good Cartooning. Did you know that Parasite has a lot of Deviantart porn? Of course you did. Everything has a lot of Deviantart porn. Beyond Cameron's efforts to trick us into learning more about Parasite's aforementioned Deviantart porn, we adjudicate whether any non-McElroys are legally allowed to make the "breaking news" noise in this post-Haunted Doll Watch world, recap Zack's TLC experience (whatever that stands for), and test Cameron's knowledge on our beloved stars of stage and screen.