Bill Nighy, certainly not of science guy fame;
Brought the magic to Harry that changed the game.

Louis CK, you made my day
When you called out the Drumpf on his insecurité.
He’s a bully, a meanie, and a narcissist, too,
Who can’t tell the truth from a big pile of poo!

Matthew’s drawings aren’t rad
They’re really, really bad

Matthew Draws is awesome
Because all of the women he draws look like the actress who plays Blossom

Forehead as bright as the light of day
Of all four I only knew Louis C.K.

“Matthew has some chin drawing issues.
I laugh, I cry… Please pass the tissues.

Oh, to be a subject of “Matthew Draws”
One must be willing to see their own flaws

I could win at Powerball
Before correctly guessing these all.

I named Drake in this quiz
But I’m not sure who he is.

I’ve got nothing left.
I’m exhausted and I feel bereft.

Louis CK, whose bald head I’d like to rub
To comfort him for that time that kid pooped in his tub.

Matthew’s drawings are sublime
Not unlike this here rhyme

I feel pretty sure that the first is CK;
The second’s eyeliner won’t give her away;
The third gave me heebies, so onward I moved;
Ending with Omar’s depiction? So rude.

And, just in case you were wondering if Matthew Draws is a global phenomenon,

Recht viel Glück und Judihudi wünsched s’Lineli und s’Trudi.

Apparently, the above is Swiss German. I would so appreciate if some kindly reader would translate. I hate to miss a single disparaging poem about my drawing acumen.

And that’s that. Sorry for the delay in posting. But here’s the good news. Because I am five days late in posting these answers, you only have to wait two days for the next batch of drawings. See you here on Wednesday, you enlightened army of extremely intelligent people who also love wincing.