Friday, May 18, 2007

Here is a preview of the bumper stickers for the 2008 political and fashion season:

Bush Bumper Stickers (Emphasis ours, to designate those that contain a strong element of wit.) 1. 1/20/09: End of an error. 2. That's ok, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.3. Let's fix democracy in this country first. 4. If you want a nation ruled by religion, move to Iran. 5. Bush. Like a rock. Only dumber. 6. 2004: Embarrassed - 2005: Horrified - 2006: Terrified. 7. If you can read this, you're not our president. 8. Of course it hurts: you're getting screwed by an elephant.9. Hey, Bush supporters: Embarrassed yet?10. George Bush: Creating the terrorists our kids will have to fight.11. Impeachment.12. America: One nation, under surveillance.13. They call him "W" so he can spell it.14. Whose God do you kill for? 15. Cheney/Satan '08.16. Hail to the chief.17. No, seriously, why did we invade Iraq?18. Bush: God's way of proving intelligent design is full of crap.19. Bad president! No banana!20. We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.21. We're making enemies faster than we can kill them.22. Is it Vietnam yet?23. Bush doesn't care about white people, either.24. Where are we going? And why are we in this hand basket?25. You elected him. You deserve him.26. Impeach Cheney first.27. Dubya, your dad shoulda pulled out, too.28. When Bush took office, gas was $1.46!29. Pray for impeachment.30. The Republican party: Our bridge to the 11th century.31. What part of "Bush lied" don't you understand?32. One nation under clod.33. Bush never exhaled.34. At least Nixon resigned.35. Are we kinder and gentler yet?