lunes, 10 de octubre de 2011

The
memoirs of a lonesome lady searching for Love and desire over and under her
nails is probably one of the most striking visions one can ever behold. Lyn
just attended a fascinating motion picture that left her breathless and
forgetting that by the end of the movie the salty flavor between her lips was
not coming from the pop corn but, without noticing, it was coming from biting
and chewing her own nails. In this story, a terrified girly named Solimar, lost
in the search for the love of deceased pop and ma, walked and walked and walked
miles in the retrieve of a soft spot in her golden heart but what she found
left her heart colder that a snow storm falling by a seashore. Throughout the story Lyn
walked through the land of broken dreams and had visions of many things, certain familiar places in Lyns heart and eyes.

Madame actress Tisha Tikina Burgos hugged and broke Lyns heart
with her suppa characterization of Solimar. Monsieur Pantojas, Solimar's Best Girla …what can Lyn say…was Monsieur Pantojas, and everybody
Loves Pantojas no matter what. Miranda Purcell who played Kishas character when she was very young stole Lyns heart and threw it away letting it float for a while
like a flavorful life saver candy. Actress Madame Dolores Pedro played
Perpetue, the wife of bad boy Roberto, and Roberto’s Mother actress Rosie
Berrido, was The Motherload of talent that for a moment produced in the theatre
the sound of hundred chuckling oysters with her matriarchal attitude but also
made you stick your fingernails to your soft velvet seat when goings went tough
with her. Actor Ivan Camilo characterized Roberto a Dominican Papi who plays
the role of Perpetue’s husband and/or Solimar lover and judging for his looks
no wonder somebody would chase him like a bug hitting the dead end of a neon
electrified lamp.

The
music for this movie is the hippest of all. Lyn will be waitin for a soundtrack
to come to a near shoppin mall. It includes Divalicious Rita Indiana and Sylvia Rexach among other jewels of Caribbean composer singers and writers. Can’t wait
to watch som people dancing to the rhythm of electronic bachata/merengue and som boleros
while getting their own nails done. This could become a cult soundtrack that
even Almodovar would buy and start chewing his own nails thinkink “damn! Why
didn’t I…!

The
end of the girly/women story called UNDER MY NAILS is unexpected, exactly the same way Love leaves
you sometimes. Once Lyn heard someone say, “Blessed
are they who expect nothing because everything is profit”, and believe Lyn,
this wonderful movie has all the potential to grab u and take u places without
your own consent so just be aware of every single detail you watch and hear and
feel. The rest will be Puerto Rican motion picture history and that Lyn
will hopefully be seeing in a close future like… right NOW. Two thumbs up with
lovely well-done manicures to Tisha Tikina Burgos, Ari Maniel Cruz and da rest of the producers.

jueves, 6 de octubre de 2011

Certainly Cafetín El Reyno @ Corona St. is the place where Lyn can find many services @ once. This
wonderland *cafetin owned by Don Tony, the Godfather of Love and chichaito, is
for sure one of the places where Lyn have felt the happiest of moments dancin
in the streets with way better steps than Bowie and Jagger.

Located
in the truest space, within the neighborhood where Maelo grew up and skiddadle
to another world, El Reyno promises you more than blissful heavenly canecas of
chichaito and the best vellonera music dressed up like an Ipod showing of
buttylicious mamisongas while you can play from Ismael Riveras greatest HITS to outta
this world Enanitos Verdes. The drinks can be bought through a
little tiny winy window from the outside of the building or you can walk inside
and have a ball playing pool on top of a beautiful blue table. Drinks are
cheap and neighbor’s hugs and smiles are priceless. Talking about neighbors,
YESS, they are the best service you can get over there. When these folks get their
Bomba drums and tumbadoras gettoutoffdaway. Besides the truest smiles
and hugs you will ever receive you can also get all the best kept secrets
in town starting from love, passion and even how to clean your undies or white
gowns to get the whitest of whites while you listen to La Lupe and watch some
dudes holding a limbo stick...this is sirius matter and do not expect to be
able to attend all these happenings in one night, it is only possible for a
local to multitask into this matters.

Don Tony, the almighty of El Reyno, is a miracle of
Love and Lyn knows 4 a fakt. Last time Lyn visited the cafetín Don Tony was not
around and was heavily missed. Instead his Dear Family was attending business,
as usual, with the same Love and affection that they have inherited from The Patriarch. The example of this is obvious because through the years this
heavenly place that have witnessesd joy and mishaps is still for Lyn the best
kept secret in town and that Lyn knows for sure when she sees Moorish and
Christians dancing together to the rhythm of an anonymous maquinolandera that
offers the best she can give u including hughs, kisses and the truest hand
slaps you will EVER receive.

*As a matter of fakt Lyn have never seen a coffee machine @ Cafetín El Reyno...Lyn have never missed it anyways...u know?!

martes, 4 de octubre de 2011

Dear friends here Lyn give u a juicy insight. The world off fashion histery will be written before and after Lyn infiltration inside the world of LE MOD. Our Dear Chief Editor, Nancy Cuebas, has just created a LOVELY videoartpromo utilizing Lyn Famous image. U be da judge. This Lovely Nancy really knows how to pull strings and make her own fashion music...u know?!...je pense...je sais pas?!