I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat.
If this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to
"format" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site.
Also, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;)
Verses:
AmAm
Mc Confusing back in this bitch
FE
With a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket
DmDm
I got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits
EE
And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit
AmAm
And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to
FE
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
DmDm
And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
EE
Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2
AmAm
Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
FE
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
DmDm
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary
EE
Which is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany
AmAm
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
FE
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
DmDm
Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea
EE
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
AmAm
I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s)
FE
I've got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
DmDm
When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
EE
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive
AmAm
Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
FE
I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice
DmDm
But I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite
EE
Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
AmAm
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
FE
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue
DmDm
Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
EE
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh
AmAm
MC Fatigue did you miss me
FE
I'll be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee
DmDm
I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
EE
I had that coffee about five minutes ago
CHORUS:
AmF
They hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus!
Dm
I haven't found a fuckin job yet
E
So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done)
AmF
I don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus!
Dm
I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge
E
Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun)
Verses:
AmAm
I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
FE
50 miles an hour is their average speed
DmDm
A queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day
EE
Just cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
AmAm
I'm also MC In The Closet Homosexual
FE
I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual
DmDm
We can't even get married in most states here in America
EE
it's fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada)
AmAm
I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
FE
Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
DmDm
Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight
EE
Penises go in viginas anything else is just insane
AmAm
I'm Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
FE
I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic
DmDm
And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse
EE
Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course
AmAm
WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
FE
I disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content
DmDm
It was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste
EE
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
AmAm
Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song
FE
One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon
DmDm
Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy"
EE
But for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide
Chorus:
AmF
This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus!
Dm
My dad's gun was in his closet
E
And I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run)
AmF
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus!
Dm
Syanora and farewell
E
Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1)
Am