MuHhahaha! The Evil Ruth laughed as she looked at her vaste armies!!! “Soon I will destroy the Indiana!!! And nothing can stop me!!!

Billie was singing a song about a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly she bumped into Billie.
“Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house.”
“Yes I come here every full moon.”
Suddenly, Ruth appeared.He put his Sex in her Sex and they had Sex!
They turned around .
But they fell on a giant skeliton.
“oh no us have hurt yourself ” said Billie.
“I believe Ruth is behind this!”
“Noooo�!”
“He is behind an evil mega organisation to dominate ourtown.”
“How”?
Using a ancient lazer and overloading it.
“can we stop him?”
Yes, by finding the pencilcase of hell.
“where?”
In the modern castle , hidden in the vally of death , opposite the lamp from nania.

“Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!”
“Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!”
And with that they left

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course pretty Joyce and faithfull Walky. Smart and clever Sal and… and Danny.

I too had heard of Danny and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him But here he stood before me, leaning over and pokeing things on a map. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so… I swooned right in front of him.

“We should defeat Ruth,” Danny said.
“I agree,” said Billie, “but I’m not sure.”
“We can use your new friend,” said Danny. “Ruth doesn’t know Anirana Halfelven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.
“But Anirana Halfelven is still very inexperienced,” said Billie, “And I worry about her.”
“Don’t worry,” said Danny, “I know Anirana Halfelven can take it on. Trust me on that” And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Billie stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.

I walked after Billie and said: “What’s wrong?”
“Nutting” Billie said but I didn’t believe her.
“No seriously, you can tell me, I’m really good at picking up on these things.”
“You’re right, you’re really good at picking up on those things,” said Billie and sighed. She then said: “You know my past, right?”
I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: “yes.”
“Well, it… it… makes it hard for me to make connections with people.” Billie said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.
“And I feared,’ Billie said, ‘that when I saw you talk and awke at Danny like that, that you may… you may no longer find me that interesting?”
“But I do!”
‘And without you, I don’t know if the world is still worth saving,” Billie said with a sniffle, “how can I defeat Ruth if you won’t be with me?”
“Well, uh, I didn’t think you’d like me that much,” I said blushing.

But then, then Billie leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?
Now, how to find him? We know she has a palace, but theres so many!”

Billie said: “I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
“Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done”
“Yes, well done indeed”

So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Henchmens.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and hurt them all with their concealed clubs(but no one died!).
.
“Ok, she is sure to be in the big room at the top in his palace ” said Danny pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
“look out!” shouted Sal.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later…
The hatch opened and hundreds of gangsters with rockets sprung down.
“oh god! What are we going to do!?” said Walky
“We gota think fast” said Danny.
“Ok”
“I know you dont like violence, Billie, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please..” Said Anirana Halfelven

“Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them” said Billie who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious.
“Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!”
More fell down, but they killed them all quickly.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
“So you have come” said a voice booming from the sky
A plane appeared above them.
Ruth laughed at them from it.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha”
“I could gun you all down from here with my ozis, but I would rather do this…personal style.”
She leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
“Ready?” she said, still laughing.

. Billie removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
“Yes. I am ready. ”
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral bazookas).
“I kill you dead”
Ruth kicked Billie in the nose

Billie fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha” laughed Ruth
“You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?”
“I had too, for all that is good and just in the world.”
“Well now you will die. Goodbye.”
Ruth leaned over Billie holding his penis.

“Quick Billie use this!” said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby wheelbarrow towards Billie.
Billie grabbed it and chucked it towards Ruth hard, knocking her backwards….off the edge of the tall house they were on!
“Goodbye, Ruth have a nice fall!”
“ARrrrrgggg”

“We are safe now, she fell to certain doom.”
Walky and Danny got out from behind a tree where they were doing stuff. “Thank you, you saved us all”
“Dont mention it.”
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! You can’t just change a supervillain’s MO like that! It would be like if the Riddler started using limericks, or the Joker started using mime! No, see, if this career in supervillainy is to progress (I mean she’s already got a caped do-gooder on her back), Joyce needs to up her game by actually putting up new whiteboards in places – potentially including giant classroom sized ones, of which there’s surely plenty in a college – solely so they can be defaced with dingdongs! In fact, since she’s the one who put the whiteboards on everyone’s doors in the first place, how do we know this wasn’t her evil plan all along?

David: remember, Joyce has a roommate (and yes, Sarah is probably in bed – remember, she’s an antisocial misanthrope, she doesn’t go to parties or study sessions). If she were watching cartoons in the middle of the night, she’d need a headset. So, yes, it’s probably pictures or text, and yes, judging by the face, it’s probably pr0n.

I had a roommate with no such requirement. Lost many a night’s sleep because, it was “her” room, too!, so she deserved to have all the lights on and stereo blasting.

Yes, fellow antisocial peeps, it took me YEARS to understand how to ask, “Well, where am I supposed to SLEEP? YOU can blare music and study ANYWHERE ELSE.” Stupid “putting other people 100% before yourself” social conditioning!

Haha, sorta close? She got in trouble with her parents for “blackmailing” me, because she wanted me to forge an acceptance letter when she didn’t get into some program… [she said she would pay me but never did, so when her dad called saying the jig was up and asked me if she paid me, I said no, so he assumed I was being blackmailed]

It’s really quite ironic and sad that what may push Walky away from Dorothy, to the point of ending their relationship, is not his immaturity but his maturity. He can’t stop worrying about Billie now. It’s making a man out of him. But he can’t share that growing side of himself with Dotty. This hurts them both, but unless they change the parameters of their relationship, there’s not much they can do about it.

You can tell that the college life is changing everyone here. Walky is pulling a…Walky and getting more mature because he’s basically being forced to. Joyce is becoming more worldly against her will. Billy is learning just how different she is now than when she was in school and even Dorothy may be doubting her life plans in spite of having them forever.

The real world is very different from high school. These people are learning it.

I suppose. Just because somebody matures, doesn’t mean there’s not still some immaturity in them. Walky’s intentionally pushing Dorothy away, in my opinion – partly to protect himself. He doesn’t want to grow too attached to her, because he know she will leave him in a year or so. But he also doesn’t want Dorothy to grow too attached to him. He believes in her dreams, believes she can attain them, and doesn’t want to be an anchor that prevents that. He wants her to be happy, and he believes he’d be an obstacle to that, in the long run.

He’s wrong, of course – he’s Walky – but until one of them realizes they can’t be happy without each other, their relationship will continue to deteriorate.

Dorothy is not going to get into Yale. There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.

I mean, it’s all about where Willis wants to take her character, but my money is on her getting rejected (again) and having to deal with the reality that she’s not the female Ubermensch. It happens to all of these kinds of students sooner or later.

There’s a certain way that these dreams of “I didn’t do well enough in high school but now I’ve got a second chance to fulfill my megalomania!” end up.

It worked for George W. Bush. Even Willis couldn’t have come up with a horror ending like the one that started with the Supreme Court and a crooked FL Sec of State with a boss who was the candidate’s brother!

PERfection. As Joyce is gradually sucked into the Shame Pits of the Lustwolves, she is losing PERfection points. She is also gaining PERception and PERsonability points, but those aren’t recorded the sames= way

Since one of the characters from D & MM is beside her, I’m betting Joyce is watching an episode of the show.

Sorry to see Danny’s still having issues on which way his door swings. After a night passion with Amazing Amber he must be really confused if he’s still pondering the near miss with Ethan. Honestly hope he gets it all sorted out soon..

The first bonus strip is already pretty buried, and I don’t see a tag system or other convenient way to navigate the Facebook-style Creations page–you’ll have to pledge pretty soon to dig it up again =p (unless Willis links/reposts them)

Yeah, the few times I’ve slept in more than underpants, I’ve found it to be hot, sticky, frictiony and just plain uncomfortable. I’ve only ever done it during sleepovers and the like, when it’s been too chilly and I haven’t had any other means to raise the temperature.

It’s probably not realistic or healthy, but I’m kinda shipping a Danny/Ethan/Amber threesome now. Just so Danny, who I identify and project with most, can figure himself out. Also, amber’s dream indicates she might enjoy that.

You guys who think Joyce is watching Monkey Master: if that was true, why would David draw it? It wouldn’t be noteworthy right now. I definitely think it’s something sexy, but maybe as simple as “guys with their shirts off” or “Ryan gosling” (very similar I know).

Dexter & Monkey Master was my first thought – it’s not super noteworthy right now, but it might be to demonstrate that she (like Amber in panel 1) has experienced a load off of her mind/conscience after talking things out with Amazi-Girl and cleaning up the peens.

It also matches up nicely with the last strip from book three, in which she’s snuggling a Dexter doll. It could also – just speculating – be a set-up for her cartoon obsession expanding in coming storylines.

I probably could be, if I suggested it. But I’m assuming Willis has already applied a canon to Danny’s head, and that it reads something like “Danny’s head has been attached to his neck since his birth, although several escape attempts have been made. Before it became Danny’s head, it used to be a pole dancer. Its deepest fear is that Danny will somehow find this out. Danny’s head has an evil twin which is currently trapped in a parallell universe (no immediate threat, possible plot hook for dramatic finale).”

The path to porn doesn’t always begin with boobs and penises. It can sneak up on you, pretending to be something else, pretending to not be as serious or dirty. I can be girls fully clothed in provocative positions or men slowly taking their shirts off to show off their chiseles abs. Or it can be a fan fic that slowly turns from PG to become the author’s own experiment with NSFW material. It doesn’t matter what Joyce is looking at now, one day it will lead to porn.

I think what keeps Danny awake is him trying to decide if he is a Horrible Person for having sex with his kinda-sorta girlfriend. He doesn’t want to take advantage of her, and she was in a bit of a weird situation and…

Welcome to Danny’s world, where everything potentially makes you a Horrible Person.