Stephanie McMaster

Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show.
She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.

It's been a busy few months for UFO spottings in the great skies over the Lone Star state, and now another UFO spotter is claiming to have seen an unidentified craft over Texas, this time in San Antonio.

Prior to the law allowing for the concealed carry of handguns on the campuses of Texas' state universities going into effect on Aug. 1, officials at the University of Houston held training sessions for school staff on how to not get shot.

The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.

McDonald's rolled out its all-day breakfast program on Tuesday, and late-sleepers, college students and stoners rejoiced. Before breakfast-lovers across the nation go into full celebration mode, however, the full breakfast menu isn't available everywhere. Instead, a limited breakfast menu …