The latest Tekken Tag Tournament 2 video is random in more ways than one. First off, the "focus" seems to be a robot who later becomes some kind of robot dragon beating the crap out of various opponents. And then there's a ninja who throws chickens and crows at said robot, a giant bear, a lady in a bikini who kicks the robot and apparently feels no pain, a giant mech with rockets on his back, a giant bear, and...well, you get the idea.

This may all be old hat to Tekken vets, but I'm an ignoramus, so it's all very scary and wonderful. Hold me as we watch the video: