Evangeline Lilly told Craig Ferguson that she plans to write children's books, a step that's become almost de rigueur for celebs. But not all celebs are on the bandwagon; we can think of more who should really jump aboard.

Frankly, Lilly's story about "Squickerwonkers" sounds pretty icky to us. And while everyone from Madonna to Crips founder Tookie Williams seems to have penned a kids' book at this point, here are a few we'd really like to see. Don't forget to thank us in the acknowledgments!