Oh man, they are so funny and the best damn packaging between Alaska and Key West. Wow, McCain has got Jimmy, Wally and Sody on the box! Yay! Super Fun Time On The Red State Blue Coat Bus - don't get thrown under it kids! - hooray!

I was telling Jim that the next target should be Steve Jobs and Steve Ballmer. Steve Jobs would be for people who want to take out their Mac frustrations, and Steve Ballmer would be for people who want to take out their Windows frustrations.

Steve Jobs should have his "uniform" of Black Turtleneck and jeans on, and have a latte in one hand and an iPhone or reasonable facsimile in another. He should have a blissed-out expression on his face.

Steve Ballmer should be in full bellow...watch the "Dance Monkeyboy" video to get a feel for what I mean. He should be holding a broken chair, because Ballmer is known for breaking furniture at Microsoft, particularly when Google does something to annoy him.

Alternately these two could be done in foam-rubber "squishy ball" material, with a coating of vinyl over it. Actually the "squishy ball" treatment would have been good for Obama, Clinton and McCain as well, so you can throttle them at will.

I have a squishy LAPD police car that I tend to throttle when the helicopters fly too low and wake me up. Ironically it was a SWAG item I got...from the LAPD.

can you say, "COLLECTOR'S ITEMS"!!!!!making history once again with political merchandising!

hopefully you'll have these ready in time for the conventions, they'd sell like crazy there! i'd like to have a little cart selling these outside of the conventions, damn everyone would be getting them!

i love the mccain face paint job... man i really wish there was a Ron Paul one, though. Ron Paul and Hilary were the only real men running this year!

Hey John!I've been helping Amid with his project and in so do I've found your Preston Blair lessons from May 2006.

HOW DID I MISS THESE????So starting last Thursday I put it upon myself to work on the assignments every day. I'm posting my scrawlings regularly on my blog named "Magic Nose Goblins."-jakep.s. - R&S made me a man.

Hi John,I am interested in converting one of your comic stories to 3D (the kind of 3D that you view with red/cyan glasses). This would be done at my expense, and I would be able to show you the work in progress to ensure that you are happy with the results. I am interested in using the final piece (a page or one of the panels) as a folio piece for my 3D production studio: 3Dimages.com.au.The comic book I'd like to convert is "The Turtle Food Collector" (featuring Johnny the Idiot Boy).I think that covers the basics. I can provide you with more info if you are interested or OK with the idea.Look forward to hearing from you.