FOFB: Fear of Fruit Babies

Don’t moms-to-be have enough to worry about without a fruit baby causing reoccurring nightmares?

And also, I get it- someone is having a baby. I didn’t need a representation in the form of fruit to get that point across. I also know where babies come from in case you were considering a fruit arrangement depicting that.

File this under “Things that horrify me” and “Why do people do crap like this?”.