Osama Bin Laden Found Inside Each Of Us | The Onion: "'There is a part inside each of us that makes us throw recyclable items in with the rest of our trash, let Mom go to voicemail, and eat coworkers' food out of the refrigerator,' Tenet told the council. 'It is a dark, dank, shameful place, and it is my belief that the man responsible for the events of Sept. 11 lurks therein.' "