God, I'd love to see something like this as a review on RT. Short and to-the-point.

Ok let's explain:

Wonder Woman is horribly written
Justice League needing Superman to win
Batman taking off the Bat symbol off his chest? (Superman does that Johns, not Batman)
Batman telling Hal he's Bruce Wayne
Superman's a dick
Flash doesn't do all that much.
Only reason Flash is involved is because Hal called him.
Darkseid is one noted.
Darkseid, biggest villain in the DC universe, gets beaten by a noob level Justice League.
Batman saves Superman.
Aquaman really comes out of no where. I mean he just comes out of the water. No build up or anything. It's like if Black Panther all the sudden was in the Avengers movie. Or Daredevil decided to join the fight in Avengers.
Darkseid is too tall.
Superman/Wonder Woman flirting.
Cyborg in it and not Martian Manhunter.

They don't stop being a badass, but they do stop being at the top of their game physically.

How many 45 year old MMA fighters or Boxers do you see fighting at top levels?

A Batman who's approaching 50 just can't be the pinnacle of human physicality.

In a movie that has aliens and a vigilante that has avoided capture for years and possibly a magic island of the amazons, do you really think Snyder will deem it too silly to have an older batman still be at that pinnacle?

In a movie that has aliens and a vigilante that has avoided capture for years and possibly a magic island of the amazons, do you really think Snyder will deem it too silly to have an older batman still be at that pinnacle?

Still Superman and Wonder Woman are supernatural characters their inclusion in the world shouldn't fundamentally alter the basic realities of the human body.

The flip side is that Batman is already completely unbelievable in his basic concept I suppose.

No human being could possibly learn and master so many disciplines, talents and skills by their thirties. If anything for Batman to be as mentally and physically skilled as he is in the comics he'd have to train and study every day until he was about 60.

Still Superman and Wonder Woman are supernatural characters their inclusion in the world shouldn't fundamentally alter the basic realities of the human body.

The flip side is that Batman is already completely unbelievable in his basic concept I suppose.

No human being could possibly learn and master so many disciplines, talents and skills by their thirties. If anything for Batman to be as mentally and physically skilled as he is in the comics he'd have to train and study every day until he was about 60.