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I am 50 years old, I have gravity hanging my balls to the floor, hair growing places that have no business being there, I have more hair on my balls then the head between my shoulder blades and people at work have the tendency to want to use it as a mirror to comb there hair and laugh, my nose is so large it makes Jimmy Durante look like a pug (a type of dog), and looks like a large pimple. And to prevent my family from being frightened I have to put my false upper teeth in.......(which got knocked out in a bar fight when a police officer).

And, I have one lone hair, in the front of my forehead, and all his buddies left him.....

By the way, my nose is so big....he, he........its nearly 5 inches and I am balding which makes it stick out longer and more pronounced. Sometimes I go into a store, and here people laughing about it. I think its comical that their laughing at it and laugh myself. It doesn't bother me in the least.

I know its big....I love the dang honker........ It could even double as a.........uh, ya know..