Palcohol: Powdered Alcohol Now Approved by the Federal Government

Imagine a world where any cup of water could be your ticket to Drunktown. That’s the world promised by Palcohol, a powdered alcohol that was recently approved by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, despite the obvious insanity of this idea.

Palcohol was actually approved for the first time last year by the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, but they came to their senses after they realized it’s alcohol you can carry around in your pocket and mix with drinking water. But drunker heads ended up prevailing, and now four different varieties of the stuff have gotten finalized government approval – with distribution expected to begin this summer.

One federal bureau approving Palcohol is just a step in the product’s journey towards world domination, but it’s looking good for the powdered alcohol people. For now, you can get a lot more information at the official Palcohol site right here.