There are only a few silly days left in the hockey season before things get serious, so we'll kill some time with a brief assertion: The Sharks will have the best record, and win no trophies other than the Presidents' Trophy for having the best record.

That is, no trophies outside the Stanley Cup, which is its own argument.

Still, it is worth noting that San Jose will assemble its best record without an individual award. The Sharks don't have the MVP, the best goalie, the best defenseman, the best defensive forward, the best anything. They simply have more bases covered than almost any other team.