See that, ladies? This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money. All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace. Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

pregnant sex is awesome. Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc. Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed. I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

LowbrowDeluxe:pregnant sex is awesome. Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc. Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed. I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Enormous-Schwanstucker:LowbrowDeluxe: pregnant sex is awesome. Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc. Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed. I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.

Your babby formed instead of frommed? I am truely sorry for your lots.

SAD, is it? You know, she reminds me of another girl, a lovely thing I once acquired from a Lysine pleasure house. And she wasn't happy. Girls from the Lysine pleasure houses are extremely expensive, and this one wasn't making me any money...I had no idea how to make her happy, and no idea how to mitigate my losses. One day, a very wealthy patron offered me a tremendous amount of money to let him transform this lovely, sad girl: to use her in ways that would never occur to most men. I will not say he succeeded in making her happy, but my losses were definitely mitigated.

ive told the story a thousand times here, but on Dan Savage - i forget if the podcast or a letter -- but some dude wrote/called in, asking, "dan, ever since my wife got pregnant, she's kinda become.....addicted, i guess, to my cum. she's constantly blowing me and eating my cum. at first i liked the attention, but, 6,7, sometimes 8 or 9 times a day, it gets exhausting. so my question is, am i harming the fetus in any way?"

and dan is like, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LETTERS I GET FROM MEN COMPLAINING THAT THEIR WIVES OR SOs WON'T SWALLOW? JUST ENJOY IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!! AND NO, YOU AREN'T HARMING THE FETUS!"

Nana's Vibrator:See that, ladies? This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money. All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace. Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

devilEther:[blogs-images.forbes.com image 500x281]SAD, is it? You know, she reminds me of another girl, a lovely thing I once acquired from a Lysine pleasure house. And she wasn't happy. Girls from the Lysine pleasure houses are extremely expensive, and this one wasn't making me any money...I had no idea how to make her happy, and no idea how to mitigate my losses. One day, a very wealthy patron offered me a tremendous amount of money to let him transform this lovely, sad girl: to use her in ways that would never occur to most men. I will not say he succeeded in making her happy, but my losses were definitely mitigated.

I wouldnt go with a sweeping statement like "pregnant pussy" is awesome later on when your favorite positions are either impractical or no longer physically possible, and feminine bodies are often permanently negatively impacted (aesthetically) by pregnacies. However Id imagine maybe a 1/4 (too high for Fark?) of the male Farkers have mashed on the bearded pumpkin with great excitement and vigor at least through one pregnancy. My ex became horny as hell and gained a much greater enthusiasm for giving BJs, which werent sparse to begin with. But she would also become irritable without sex, sometimes at inconvenient times like when we couldnt get home for a couple hours to bang one out. I didnt RTFA but the jpeg linked to "AsiaOne" if my hungover brain didnt deceive me. Arent Asians known for liking way out shiat anyway?

/like 300 year old tentacle rapeand whatnot//whatever they do behind closed doors is all gravy as long as nobodys getting hurt... Except maybe an unconsenting giant squid or something

Shadow Blasko:Enormous-Schwanstucker: LowbrowDeluxe: pregnant sex is awesome. Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc. Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed. I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.

Your babby formed instead of frommed? I am truely sorry for your lots.

rickythepenguin:Enormous-Schwanstucker: She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.

ive told the story a thousand times here, but on Dan Savage - i forget if the podcast or a letter -- but some dude wrote/called in, asking, "dan, ever since my wife got pregnant, she's kinda become.....addicted, i guess, to my cum. she's constantly blowing me and eating my cum. at first i liked the attention, but, 6,7, sometimes 8 or 9 times a day, it gets exhausting. so my question is, am i harming the fetus in any way?"

and dan is like, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LETTERS I GET FROM MEN COMPLAINING THAT THEIR WIVES OR SOs WON'T SWALLOW? JUST ENJOY IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!! AND NO, YOU AREN'T HARMING THE FETUS!"

Cold_Sassy:Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy. Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .

What is wrong with the statement you quoted? I dealt with it twice, something close to 18 months of my life,have heard relatives and coworkers etc. relate to it, and a few Farkers in this short thread also agreed. Quick glance at your profile seems like you probably dont like men as much as other women, which might account for the disparity.

/apologies for the farkers who had to endure 9 months of the opposite//you guys mustve gotten some awesome level 80 accounts and some memorable raids out of it though

Gato Blanco:Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies? This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money. All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace. Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.

I've gotten BIE from 17 people for that post alone. Some of them were women. But they all had one thing in common: hobo fetish.

Nana's Vibrator:Gato Blanco: Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies? This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money. All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace. Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.

I've gotten BIE from 17 people for that post alone. Some of them were women. But they all had one thing in common: hobo fetish.

Id often find pictures of saggy, overweight, or exceedingly assymetrical knockers (cock-eyed nipple is my favorite) for people requesting BIE in threads in my younger days. I imagine there have been some priceless reactions, Ive even had guys ask for more.

D_Evans45:Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy. Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .

What is wrong with the statement you quoted? I dealt with it twice, something close to 18 months of my life,have heard relatives and coworkers etc. relate to it, and a few Farkers in this short thread also agreed. Quick glance at your profile seems like you probably dont like men as much as other women, which might account for the disparity.

/apologies for the farkers who had to endure 9 months of the opposite//you guys mustve gotten some awesome level 80 accounts and some memorable raids out of it though

You know intimating that I am gay is very juvenile and just goes to prove how insecure you are about anybody disagreeing with your opinion. There are just as many that agree with mine so why don't you just get over your butthurt and grow the fark up.

Besides just because (in your opinion) some women get hornier during pregnancy does NOT make it okay for some loser to beat up and whore out his pregnant girlfriend. Regardless of what you might consider acceptable.

MemeSlave:Nana's Vibrator: Gato Blanco: Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies? This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money. All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace. Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.

I've gotten BIE from 17 people for that post alone. Some of them were women. But they all had one thing in common: hobo fetish.