So, you’re a young White male columnist who’s looking to get paid to write about politics? Your first challenge is deciding what politics you’ll write about. Your first instinct might be to parrot the liberal talking points you were indoctrinated with in college, but all your peers have that first instinct, too.The colleges are pouring out hundreds of thousands of journalism majors who think just like you do while the liberal media outlets are hemorrhaging money and employees due to poor ratings and competition from alternative media outlets. Furthermore, there are more tokens on the left, and the White male spots are reserved by a cabal of cosmopolitan Jews and aging hippies with ponytails. Consider becoming a conservative columnist instead.I know what you’re probably thinking, “But . . . I have Leftist principles! I have a visceral contempt for working-class Whites, their culture, their pastimes, their religion, and their very existence. How can I be a conservative columnist?” This is where it gets exciting: conservative columnists more effectively promote liberal ideology than liberal columnists. By exploiting some critical design flaws in the typical American mind, you can fool them into thinking they agree with you before you even begin writing, then you can cleverly indoctrinate them with Leftist ideology. If you carefully abide by these ten rules for being a conservative columnist, you can make a living doing what you love: being anti-White.