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May 21, 2008

Rent-A-Belly?

I'm excited as all get out (I don't know what all get out is but I'm still that much excited) to attend BlogHer this year in San Francisco. I'm hoping for a completely sponsored trip meaning I don't have to pay a thing for my flight, hotel, and conference fees. So far I have about a third of it covered. Yesterday I joked with Jory & Sue from BlogHer that I could rent my belly. Paint it with a logo? Wear a shirt advertising across my huge expanse? Rub-on tattoo?

Target would be fitting, but do they- the place most of us call our second home or Calgon-esque escape- really need to market themselves to a bunch of women bloggers? Here's photographic examples of the belly. By July it will be two months larger than it is now. So we've got a lot of space to work with here. Ideas, anyone?

I am sitting here next to my bottle of Green Works, a remider that I need to clean, and that might work for you. A pretty flower on your belly. Making the world a cleaner place for a new generation. It could totally work! :) Now to sell it to the masses!

Ha! Love that idea and the Target bullseye thing would make for a priceless picture...

Some other ideas: Blue Moon (although that's a beer so maybe it sends the wrong message) Maybe there's a pumpkin patch in your area that could use an ad (oh yeah, you'll be delivered by the fall)Nevermind. I'm fresh out of ideas. :)

Ooooh, San Francisco! I wonder if you'll like it. I enjoyed touring The Warf and then Sonoma/Napa. Just make sure to see Golden Gate and possibly a nature walk through a sequoia tree forest. And don't get me started on the choice of restaurants - YUMMO!

I think Target *does* need to market to moms. Yes, a lot of moms shop there, but they could do so much more. For example, their return policy on registry items is nothing short of pathetic and it would be fantastic if they offered a nursing lounge since so many moms shop there. I love Target, but I'd like to see them take their customer service and their policies to the next level...

aww.. that is awesome! and good for you for traveling at that stage! jane should be going!! i'm going to sit this year out b/c my husband has an event for work those days that i have to be at. you should call target hdqts and see what they say!!

It would like to rent my belly, I have 35 years, I do not drink, not tobacco, I do not have children, I only live, I have 1,78 of height, 70 kg, hair and eyes chestnuts, caucasiana type, I am formed in necessary Data processing and of money to come back my electronic after-graduation in crimes and perícias. Value: 150.000 euros. I will study with attention the proposals and I will after answer supervision of my lawyer. E mail:sandraupis@gmail.com or Brazil (61) 86191496

It would like to rent my belly, I have 35 years, I do not drink, not tobacco, I do not have children, I only live, I have 1,78 of height, 70 kg, hair and eyes chestnuts, caucasiana type, I am formed in necessary Data processing and of money to come back my electronic after-graduation in crimes and perícias. Value: 150.000 euros. I will study with attention the proposals and I will after answer supervision of my lawyer. E mail:sandraupis@gmail.com or Brazil (61) 86191496

It would like to rent my belly, I have 35 years, I do not drink, not tobacco, I do not have children, I only live, I have 1,78 of height, 70 kg, hair and eyes chestnuts, caucasiana type, I am formed in necessary Data processing and of money to come back my electronic after-graduation in crimes and perícias. Value: 150.000 euros. I will study with attention the proposals and I will after answer supervision of my lawyer. E mail:sandraupis@gmail.com or Brazil (61) 86191496