Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.Don't have to worry 'bout getting a manIf I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.I see people workin, it just makes me giggle'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to jiggle.I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.Why should I bother when I look like I look?I know lots of people are smarter than me,But I have this philosophy:So what?'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay."Duck, Magnum, duck!"'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-I-N-D.'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

[spoken]I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss AugustIs, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!