We have no faces. We have no names. Please take these free buy these headphones from an unremarkable company you've never heard of and won't remember tomorrow. Someone is paying us to be here.

The body suit-clad humans you see above are the sheer embodiment of CES: faceless human billboards using their bodies to draw your attention to a product that you might otherwise walk right by. Don't pay attention to them, look at the headphones, look at the headphones, look at the headphones.