I mean it’s possible that the Democrats have been slipping hash oil into their e-Cigs — or maybe fluoride really is mind-numbing? — because there has to be some logical explanation why Americans would vote for a guy who live-streams his dental appointments and thinks the most pressing issue of the day is that his pet turtle has seen the light and fled Chez O’Rourke.

More likely, the polls by CNN are just the latest manifestation of a little something we call wishful thinking. Yes, President Trump continues to poll in the low 40s, but he’s never polled much higher than that, and yet he won the election in 2016 by a healthy margin.

Why? A little something called the Electoral College, which was the Founding Fathers way of giving the middle finger to California and New York! Take out those two socialist colonies, and suddenly Trump’s favorability rating soars over 50 percent. And no wonder! Consider the best economy since the 1990s, religious liberty, energy independence, lower taxes, foreign policy victories and renewed respect for life. What’s not to like unless you hate America?

I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to playing those YouTube videos that show Democrats and the media mob coming to grips with Trump’s Electoral College landslide on Nov. 3, 2020, and this time I don’t just wanna see Martha Raddatz crying — I want them all drowning in tears!

Beto O’Rourke can live-stream himself being given the bum’s rush by the American people as we show him the border and kick his ass across it! Sayonara, sucker!

One comment on “Polls say Trump will lose; I say liberal heads will explode AGAIN!”

Thanks, Mr. Miele. The polls CNN shouted to the rooftops in 2016 were wrong, and with hard work, prayer, and common sense, Mr. Trump will prevail again in 2020, one vote at a time. God Bless you, sir. Joe Morrisco, Bedminster, NJ 07921