Miguel Cabrera was arrested for DUI late Wednesday – he’s had problems with alcohol before – and the incident has the potential to become legendary as more facts emerge. According to the Associated Press, Cabrera “took a swig from a bottle of scotch in front of a deputy” before saying, “Do you know who I am, you don’t know anything about my problems.” We eagerly await word on what brand of scotch Cabrera was drinking. Bud Selig, welcome to Spring Training! [UPDATE: Ugly details after the jump.]