First of all, having the misfortune of having to eat at the Brit mess in KAF (thank fark we were only there for four days - the next 7 months of rations were an improvement) I can honsetly say whatever they cook turns vile. Don't farking deep fry toast you assholes.

Secondly, there's a little place here in Saskatoon that's probably run by Hell's Angels. Cash only greasy spoon conspicuously close to their clubhouse. A mixed grill plate is 6.50 CAD, and is about the size of a Roomba. It's at least a half package of bacon. Heaping portion of fresh hash browns. Ham cooked that same morning and lightly fried for warm serving, eggs, toast...just a monster meal for 6 bucks. Not many can finish that plate. I can, of course, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes to burn off those calories.

Thank you for your answers. I did realize, however, that the toast and fried bread wasn't shown. In the article they describe "rounds of toasts". So I wondered if that were British for "round toast" or rather "pieces of toast".

I would use ketchup for some of the items on that breakfast. Steak sauce not so much. But eggs without salsa would just make me sad. But I would get over it.

To the others in the threat that commenting on the beans: yeah, I don't eat baked beans for breakfast either. But I do like them well enough. If someone set a breakfast platter in front of me that had them, I would just shrug and eat them happily enough.

Tealeaf:Thank you for your answers. I did realize, however, that the toast and fried bread wasn't shown. In the article they describe "rounds of toasts". So I wondered if that were British for "round toast" or rather "pieces of toast".

A round of toast is a nondeterminate number of slices. Some people say one slice of bread, some say two, some say as many pieces as will fit in your toaster and some say as many as you have in one serving.

I saw one of those 'massive b'fasts' on that cooking channel show... a pizza pie pan filled with hashbrowns & bacon/sausage/b'fast steak - nearly 5lbs.... If the asteroid were on it's way, I'd want to go out with my face buried in that...

Incetardis:First of all, having the misfortune of having to eat at the Brit mess in KAF (thank fark we were only there for four days - the next 7 months of rations were an improvement) I can honsetly say whatever they cook turns vile. Don't farking deep fry toast you assholes.

That wasn't toast, it was a fried slice (of bread).

Fun fact the dogs in the British Army get more spent on them at meal times than the squaddies. So its going to be warm and thats all the good you can say about it (unless its the Gurkhas cooking) . The squaddies put up with it because you get to wash it down with large amounts of strong, sweet milky tea. Remove the tea and you will have tanks outside the houses of parliament before you can say general mutiny.