COOKY DANCE—Every month, DJ Cooky Parker breaks out his old soul 45s for a sweaty-dancin' goodtime in the Eagles Lodge, home to enough American flags to turn even Benedict Arnold patriotic. The drinks are criminally cheap, the tunes are astoundingly good, and the crowd is surprisingly un-cruisey. SMEagles Lodge, 4904 SE Hawthorne, 9 pm, $5, 21+