"Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

That was awesome! Reminds me of a tournament I was at a couple years ago...they had a master's demonstration where this guy was going to break a glass bottle (like a beer bottle) with a super-uber-mega-chi chop and couldn't do it even after 3 attempts. The damn stubborn bottle refused to break, instead flying out into the audience when he hit it. Happened 3 times in a row...by the end everyone was trying desperately to contain the laughter. :owneddanc