Snow Day Equals Craigslist Casual Encounters [NSFW]

Lovely weather out there, ehh? Tomorrow is officially Spring and Mother Nature can't help but remind us that Winter is still in full effect. Depressing right? Around these parts most of us are ready for some much needed warmth yet it's snowing like a mother. Might as well find a mate to keep you warm right?

Known for buying, selling, and banging: Craigslist is a-blaze with peeps looking to hook up, especially on a day like today.

One can only assume a 'poster's' thought process is: 'It's cold and wet, might as well ask a stranger to do overly sexual things to me, cause you know, it's a snow day!'

Let's kick this puppy off with a BBW-NSA adventure, of sorts.

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Nothing like the thought of your mom looking for some afternoon dong, less than 24hrs before Spring. Could you imagine???

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Oh yeah, this is definitely real right?

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Check it out, even the dudes are getting into it. In fact, the dudes have like 50 pages of this, all from today! Whoa!

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Finding yourself lonely? Craigslist will help cure your Winter time blues with some tail! No matter how crazy you like it- It's out there!