Clickhole's Texas-sized list is absolutely hilarious, partly because it's completely absurd while also kind of true. Some choice quotes: "2. Sending your grandparents out into the bluebonnet field to die." We could totally see this happening, but only during a brief period in the spring. "4. Using tamales as currency, but only to buy slightly smaller tamales." Why yes, I would use tamales to buy more tamales.