Me the photographer and/or painter: okay now I need you to make a pose over there next to the stairs. That's great. Now I want you to sit right on top of it. Now put your right hand in the middle in front of you. Evenly distribute your fingers. Perfect. Alright now keep that hand there and unbutton your pants. Now use your other hand to lower your pants halfway down. Delicious. Keep your hand stretched out as far as you can take your pants. Now look at me/ the camera. Tilt your head just a little. Big smile. And there we go.