We write a lot about terrible restaurant customers; it's kind of our thing. We would venture to suggest ours is somewhat of an expert opinion on this particular subject. As such, understand what it means when we say we...

Hey, feel like being horrified and utterly despairing of the belief that human decency exists today? Well, tough, 'cause now you're gonna be.
A new, unbelievably awful report from Oxfam sketches out just how bad labor conditions are in America...

Remember how restaurants have seemed to be steadily moving towards banning tipping? Yeah, not so fast on that one.
Back in November 2015, Joe's Crab Shack announced it was going to be testing out a no-tipping model at 18 select...

What reason is someone using to avoid having to tip now? Oh, Apartheid? Well, that's a new one. Cool.
An Oxford University student named Ntokozo Qwabe created something of a viral storm after celebrating his friend's shitty treatment of...

As if Frostees weren't already gross enough (shut up, it's just half-melted soft-serve in a goddamned soda cup, they're disgusting), customers apparently have a new thing to be concerned with: razor blades hidden like depth charges in their iced...

What's a fast food company to do when duly elected government officials enact a law designed to make companies treat their workers like human beings? In McDonald's case, the answer is "sue all the way to the Supreme Court."...

Did you know today, April 27, is the feast day of St. Zita, Patron Saint of waiters and waitresses? We did not, but let us celebrate it together!
Given that I'm Jewish, I had to go look up Catholic traditions...

Oh hey, a $15 minimum wage is not crashing the economy like opponents said it would. Are you shocked?! We're shocked! (We are not shocked.)
So, you guys remember Seattle? Of course you do -- it's that big city in...

Late last week, our inbox was deluged with emails asking us to write about a story from the National Post in Canada, our fair neighbor to the North. The story pertained to a customer who won a $12,000 judgment...

Are you an aficionado of pointless, asinine lawsuits? We at Wonkette sure are! And boy, do we have a good one for you today.
A Texas lawyer (two words you never want to see next to each other) by the...

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