I knew a bank robber once that I met as he was working on finding work from a half way house. He got caught hiding in the trunk of his car. I asked him WTH was he thinking, didn't he have a getaway plan? His response "Yes I did, it just wasn't a very good one".

Nice guy and all, I hope he was successful in getting his life back together. He didn't expect to ever work at a bank, or handling money, but there were still more jobs for him then for a drug user.

I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more farked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are farking morons.

JasonOfOrillia:I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more farked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are farking morons.