One Year Later

It’s been a year since Steve Jobs convinced the world he died even though I know that he’s secretly alive and creating a glass and titanium space station where his chosen will be called to join him shortly.

The rest of you, condemned to live out the rest of your life on earth, should try to remember that Steve Jobs never compromised and always lived his life on his own terms. He set out to “put a dent in the universe” and he did it by destroying anyone that got in his way.

That dent, I’m told, is viewable from our new orbital utopia and I can’t wait to see it.