i swam in a freshwater lagoon, then the sea. ate bbq'd sea bass with ginger now im having a bath before going to the beach for sunset in a couple of hours. I'll either nap or go to the bar by the pool for a tiger in a bit.its 32 in the shade here, lery hoht wever yes?!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:33,
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its about half the price of a travelodge.
more Germans. And a pool that's it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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Nice
Iceland sounds like a cracking to place to get sizzled on MD's. Pricey for booze though. When you off?
(Cancer Joywas short lived, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:35,
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It's either the 12th or 13th.
Apparently since their economy collapsed it's half the price it used to be, the shit-banking ash-cloud cunts.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:36,
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Fuck the financial flids
I saw some 3 day breaks going for ｣300 that included whale watching, blue lagoon or paedo bashing daytrips. Was tempted, despite being about ｣286 short.
(Cancer Joywas short lived, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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This is pretty much what we're doing.
Lusty's parents paid for it - otherwise this year's holiday would have been a walking tour of east London bus stops.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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Raymond is brilliant, as is his mum
This weekend involves DIY, rugby and lunches.

You love it.
I'm all ready to move house next weekend too. And I'm taking part in a flashmob on Tuesday. Looking forward to the flashmob bit the most. :D
(Poppetsome assembly required., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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There is a Australian polictical POWER STRUGGLE on the horizon
plus dingo lady is back in court and Toady has been reunited with his long lost sister!
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:54,
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That sounds rather good, and can be a significant improvement on my breakfast
If the fried bread isn't soggy, and the black pudding isn't shit.

Also, I've just seen who you work for on LinkedIn, it seems that we supply cards to one branch of the company!
(Agnostic AntichristBaltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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well its friday
we all got through another week, and very productive it has been too, we all deserve a pat on the back, go ahead, give yourself a round of applause, you deserve it.
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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Oh man I wish I worked for you.
With this sort of motivational team talk in the morning I'd never skive off on b3ta all day.
(tangledupinbluewhat will survive of us is guffs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:03,
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i'm glad you enjoyed it, but yours would not be half as good as my mum's
you owe me now, and i have added you to my profile
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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Mums gone?
Are you taking the piss out of AA? you utter bastard.

I have lots of work on, and am only posing as I've just realised I have a candle today. Must be 6 I think.

Fuck off you two. This is well out of order.
You don't know how much I struggle every day to find ways to cope. And here you are, revealing my hiding places to everyone.
(scarpeWe Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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Monty has a case of the dyslexia, he doesn't mean pawning, he means porn'ing.
He is flogging his mum's ringpeace out to the highest bidder. I would bid on it myself, but why buy the hardcore-watersport-games when the cow gives it away for free?
(G/PP&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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You make it sound like her actual cause of her death was being bludgeoned with a frozen turkey leg and hidden in the bottom of a chest freezer underneath ready meals and potato waffles
by Kerry Katona.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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I just heard a song by that Dappy fella on the telly that didn't suck, it was alright.
It's got me into a mood of listening to a load of "Fuck you, your were a cunt, and now I rawk" type music. Eminem is great at that.

I swear though, I'm gonna cancel +1 telly channels before mid-day. My tellybox system that I made switches over to ITV2+1 at somepoint while I'm asleep, so I turned it on today thinking I got up really early for me, but no, I woke up normal time. Now I'm late. I fucking hate that they don't adjust the clocks on the +1 chanels OR, or, at least have a watermark on the screen to say it's an hour behind the rest of the planet.
(G/PP&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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First off I'm going to the tailors to pick up some trousers.
Then I'm LONDON BOUND BABY. I can't wait to give my mum a massive hug.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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Re the alt:
It's only fair. The French probably cringe horribly every time a Briton talks about his "savv-wah fare" or a spot of "day-jar vooh."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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He is definitely average or I'm fucked.
Well I'm not cos I'm a great looking chap, but you know what I mean.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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aww, been married 11 years
if i had been recently dumped i would find this news of a man much shorter than me being in a successful relationship upsetting
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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what a weird thing that would be to focus on
a normal non-minging man with a real neck would relish his new found freedom and would go out with his mates and getting hawt poontang.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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is kroney the one who was moaning about being dumped recently? i still don't know who everyone is :(

yes
except that this was in hammersmith. and one girl was australian, so about as southern as it comes, apart from penguins. and the other 3 were all from kent/surrey/essex.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Oh, well I can't speak to the others
but Surrey women are all whores.
(Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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one of my brother's female housemates at uni
was known as "shagger". Even in front of her mum. Top work.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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my friend was known as "shredder"
because she once ripped a guy's boxers clean off.

oh man remamber when paul rudd married phoebe and they had baby rats in their cupboard
and one of the babie rats was trained in martial arts and got mutated by some chemicals and then fought a shredder with some turtles?
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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this did you no favours yesterday
and it will do you no favours today. poor stoopy.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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it was soooo cool when monica did that favour for phoebe and chandler found her messy cupboard and they raised their eyeborws and all the tops fell off

A mate of mine was explaining to me about a girl he had recently been with being very hairy downstairs.
He said it was like a black lab had crawled onto her lap and died. He then referred to her as "dead dog" for the rest of the convo.
(Set your faces to StunnedGuffmeister General, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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oh yeah
and i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend ｣60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.

fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Any bloke who doesn't keep his downstairs in check is fucking disgusting.

I desperately need a second bedroom
as my ex uses the lack of a permanent bedroom for my kid as a reason to not let her stay over. Despite the sofabed in the sitting room.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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yeah we wnat our bedroom back
and the new place is just over the road so not too much of a moving hassle.

You'll have to put the b4sh in the calendar, we'll all turn up and leer at your wife
don't leave that kid unattended though supermatt might come
(Light In Chainsmaker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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I think this weekend
Will be spent in the pub with friends. Which is similar to last weekend only the friends I'll see this weekend are proper friends, not a selection of benders.
(JeffTheDogFuckerCan you dig it?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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Well; screw you then.
At least you'll be able to understand what they are saying.
(Set your faces to StunnedGuffmeister General, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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The Cow family are off to Penrith for the weekend
We are Centreparc-ing. This is a good thing. My car is bursting at the seams with luggage and wine. I will be nomming pizza and pasta later, have booked the Indian restaurant for Saturday and the Tex-Mex place on Sunday.

we only have one open
the rest are closed for the cunting trams.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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To whom will the trams make a difference?
Are the routes all decided?I would like to be teleported from the West End to Greyfriars Bobby in 5 minutes thanks.
(Rootazweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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The trams will make a difference to everyone
Cos we're all fucking well paying for it. It's only going to run from the airport to Queens Street - you know, the same route already covered by the fucking airport bus. Cunts.
(Reverend Fister"a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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