The almost true exploits of an intrepid spinster and her stitching...and all of the things that make up her crazy, happy, quiet little life.

Mar 19, 2012

WE'LL BE BACK AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS...

The spinster regrets she's unable to lunch today....she's en route to Monaco to retrieve her little dog from the Monte Carlo pokey. Although details are sketchy, it would appear that the little dog has gotten himself in trouble with authorities after an incident in which he called a casino employee a "ham-fisted gorilla" for stacking his baccarat chips incorrectly and for serving him an inferior vintage of champagne.

Dear Coni- Given that you just cost me money (because I HAD to look up Threedles because I just LOVED "A Different View" on your last post and then absolutely HAD to have "Cat Eyes"), I say what comes around goes around....If you didn't write such a clever and funny blog, I wouldn't read it like a JDM obsession and then you wouldn't do "those" dances that drive Stewey to need a no-bones-barred, party like it's 1999 vacation.

Stewey. Go for it, Big Dog! Even if Mother has to take a first-class ride to Monaco! Hold tight Big Guy, it make a two or three days for Mother to get off the big-ship, relax and acquire her energies to rescue you. None-the-less, she will be there for you. Me and the Yorkies are standing by you. TP