WELCOME to the event that's going to break the mould, the ground and, judging by the fifty quid a pop (plus VAT) tickets, the odd bank along the way.

Awards dinners are just so last century. And is there anyone around at the moment who actually deserves to win something? No, the future's An Evening With Chris Coleman and Ray Ranson.

Based on current circumstances, this may seem as tempting as a week’s free childcare in Dewsbury.

But An Evening With Chris Coleman and Ray Ranson will be YOUR chance to put questions to our dynamic duo at the end of what, all agree, has been an eventful season.

Based on these events, provision might have to be made for our guests of honour to appear behind a protective screen or even via South American webcast.

But whatever comes between you and our star guests, rest assured that next year's awards evening will be an extravagant affair.

Extravagant, that is, by current League One standards.

So what, if anything, will you get for your money? Why the chance to spend some more when you get there! We are a business, after all. A business owned by venture capitalists.

As well as our fabulous deal on Coventry City relegation battle replica shirts (just a ten quid reminder of all that pain), we'll be launching our EXCLUSIVE line of Coventry City books to while away those hours normally spent fretting over whether Leicester really can screw it up even more than us.

We've got titles to suit every reader, from terrace intellectual to Villa fan.

Whatever Happened To Geoffrey Robinson?

We chart the daily grind of Coventry City's former chief as he struggles to adjust to a life outside the club.

Ray Ranson's Great RR's. The Coventry chairman picks his all-time favourite double R's, from Rolls Royce to Robert Robinson, stopping at Richard Rogers, Ray Reardon and Lazytown's Robbie Rotten along the way.

'A bad idea poorly executed,' Times Literary Supplement.

5CC - Chris Coleman's Initials Adventure.

The Coventry manager picks his all-time favourite double C's, from Carl Cort to Christopher Cazenove, with exclusive features on Cheech and Chong, Colin Charvis and Lazytown's Robbie Rotten.

'Sounds like barrel scraping - and reads like it too,' The Bookseller.

Getting The Best Out of Miffy

Chapters include: Tell him it's a cup tie; Tell him it’s on the telly and Tell him he's playing for Malta.

Dimi's Graeco-Football Dictionary.

All the words you'll ever need to speak the language of football- in Greek! Key phrases include: 'Hurried clearance'; 'Susceptible under the high ball'; 'We're going to have to let you go to Forest, son' and 'Gaffer, I'm back! And my Achilles is completely screwed.'

Iain Dowie - 119.2 miles to go

There's no regrets for the former Palace boss as he explains why his brief stay in Coventry brought him closer to his ultimate dream - getting back home to Bolton.

The Ellery Cairo Mysteries

Who is the Dutch enigma? And why did Iain Dowie sign him? With an exclusive foreword from Kev Monks - probably the only man on the planet to have seen the winger play more than once.

If I Ran De Zeeuw

Dr Seuss's unique take on the big Dutch stopper.

'If I Ran De Zeeuw,

Said young Gerald McGrew,

I'd rip up his contract

Then sell him for glue.'

Please Boss, Don't Make Me Do It

The harrowing tale of a lifetime of abuse suffered by unassuming midfielder Isaac Osbourne - the man they played out of position. This book does not contain an uplifting ending.

Three miniature books for the price of none.

If you're not the most confident of readers, then don't despair - these little babies have no words in them at all!

Titles include: Richard Duffy - The Coventry Years; Does Anything Rhyme With SISU? and The Very Best of the West Terrace.