The Nightmare of Camp Nidhamu

"Wow, spending so much time in this void has actually made me finish!" - Pen
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"The Nightmare of Camp Nidhamu" is a new episode ofPencil 2.O, and until recently, there has been neither number nor date associated. In this episode, the family learn to cope with their new lives.

Sio: I'm back! I had to stay the night at Lego's, and it totally wasn't … [he sees that nobody is there] … ice? Mum? Dad? Where are you? You totally couldn't hear that, and it was also pretty totally a joke!

[No answer.]

Sio: Am I alone?

[No answer.]

Sio: Sweet! That means I can finally watch the rest of that movie!

[He watches the screen.]

Voice: No! No, please don't!

Voice #2: It's your own fault, you lived the life of fame and luxury I only wished to have! Nya-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Some electronic sounds are heard, followed by smoke.]

Voice #2: And now, my minion, go forth and take her body! … And now, while her life is still running, her mind is with me now! Nya-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[A card appears on the screen: The End? Sio turns off the television, and at the same time he receives a phone call.]

Sio: Hello?

Sharpener: [voice heard only] Sio? Did you watch the movie Occupy for Personal Use Only?

Sio: I just finished.

Sharpener: How did it go?

Sio: It was super cheesy. I mean, those lame special effects could have worked out in 1958, but today? Forget cinematography, use a phone camera for making movies!

Announcer: I MEAN IT. Pencil, why will you not admit that your accent will prevent this sequel's success?

Pencil: Wot th' fuック'r'ee sayin'—

Announcer: Stop swearing, this is a safe spa—

Pencil: Me accen' makes me who I am, an' you can't change me personality jus' to make me some unlikeable character on a reality show! Y'know, I's so naïve then to fall fer the corp'rate greed o' 'uman web videos but a' this poin', I've jus' ... I jus' ... need a break, okay? I got meself ten children an' 'usband I can't e'en see anymore, an' all I wan' is to get ter 'em!

Announcer: I'm sorry you feel this way. Not. You are a reality show character, not an animate object. So ditch the backstory and start being mean to other people lest you be tied on the benches ... for legal reasons.

Announcer: Cut. Ropencil, you weren't supposed to answer that with a question mark. It was a declaration. Heck, it was a command.

Tennis Ball: Announcer, I really don't think this is such a good idea.

Announcer: What do you mean?

Ropencil: What? I didn't do well? That's horrible! Omg, now that I can't be perfect, no one will see how, like, great I am! I am so, totally quitting this S-word!

[Ropencil angrily marches off set.]

Announcer: What happened, Tennis Ball? I thought the Ropencil would most certainly be loyal.

Tennis Ball: I didn't say loyal to you, I meant loyal to the system. When I designed the Ropencil, I had planned to use her personality within it, and therefore I believe it's very Pencilicious for her to care more about an unattainable ideology over an actual person.

Pencil: Wot?

Pen: Hey! Nobody talks to my wife like that—

Pencil: Pen! I can't believe'ee's not dead!

Pen: Believe it, because you and I are going to jet out of this place. [they start kissing, and the alliance look disturbed]

Book: Do you know what this brings me back to?

Ruby: High school?

Book: Yes.

Announcer: Hey. You know, in some cultures it is socially unacceptable to enter a reality show set un-announced.

Bubble: Yeah, how did you goys get out?

Pen: All thanks to this one guy named Saw.

Announcer: Are you assuming Saw's gender?

Pen: Oh, Pencil, I miss you! Please come back to me so we can spend the rest of our lives together!

Pencil: Oi, thet's sweet, but yer missin' somethin'.

Pen: Oh! And the kids.

Pencil: An' … ?

Pen: And our house.

Pencil: An' … … ?

Pen: Wait, there's more?

Pencil: An' Match! If you can escape ther 'orrible prison o' the TLC, damn righ' can a girl o' similar amoun' o' strength get through.

Pen: Similar amount of strength? With that in mind, we'd better go now!

Pencil: 'Sbes' we go down the stairs o' the Yoyle Needy! [she opens the doors]

Pen: I don't exactly have the time to go down the stairs. I'll just take the middle!

Pencil: Pen, wait! Thet goes directly to the gr—

Pen: What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the velocity!

Pencil: If y'don' land safely, you'll surely die!

Pen: Safely, eh? Strike a pose! [he vogues for a second] Oh, wow! The ground is suddenly getting closer! Luckily, they've already prepared us for this at basic.

Pencil: Oi, 'o's 'ee talkin'a, m8?

[Pen makes it on the ground as he falls on his two feet.]

Pen: And Schreiber has landed in safety! Quick, Penc, we've got to get out of here!

Pencil: I'm a-followin'ee!

[They run out of the Yoyle Needy.]

Pencil: Wait, wot about Match?

Pen: Well, while you've got me, she's got charisma!

Pencil: Ooh! 'Sthet the new guy she's been datin' in the TLC?

Pen: Nope! She's actually leading a group of ex-contestants out of Yoyleland as we speak!

Match: Oh … I was too lazy to say "one" instead of "two". I mean, like, the word "two" has two sounds in it, the "T" and the "Oo", but in "one", there's, like, three, which are, like, "W", "Uh" and "N", and I honestly, like, totally can't bear myself into wasting too much time in saying one single word, and … Penc-penc?

The kids, having returned from camp, are singing a song that they learned there.

Song: The kids

♫ Kids: Bamberga was a lady of three and twenty four,
And through the German winter, she picked at least four more,
Heidelberga and Tamara, Columbia and Gudrun
And following fair Svea in two and eight'n a moon,
Was Adalberta, Etheridgea, and the bestest of them all was,
Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri Siri ♫

[The kids all laugh.]

Sio: It was so nice to drive us all from camp, Mrs. Late.

Tautonalatey: Oh, it was nothing! Anything to help these happy campers!

Salvador: Alright, Sio. We're going to the "house of horror" that you told us about. Let's watch out so we don't get eaten by the dark!

Sio: [walking slowly] Okay, but we'd better walk slowly …

Qalam-Rassas: Why? I don't think it's that scary!

Yaretzi: Yeah, it's daytime! All the scary stuff happens at night.

Javier: Guys look! There's no door.

Sio: Okay. So what I want you all to do is run inside, cover your eyes, and scream as loud as you can!

Zorah: Come on, Sio. This whole thing is just a bunch of hooey.

Salvador: Yeah. But I do love screaming!

Ximena: Hey! Maybe we can use these baseball bats I won from our baseball game!

Sio: That's a great idea!

[Everyone gets a bat and they run inside screaming.]

Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Nothing happens. EnterSaye.]

Zorah: OMG, IT'S THE FAKE MUM!

Saye: [on the phone] … And then Nickel said that he wanted to get back together with me, and … wait, my brothers and sisters are home. Bye, Mi'a! [she ends her call] Hold down that bat, Zorah. It's just me, her firstborn daughter. And you really should be quieter. Mum is sleeping.

Pen: Well, I'm just glad that we've worked this out and become friends. G-d only knows what would happen if, y'know, the wife and I actually ended you guys. But it turns out you guys are pretty coolio!

Pencil: But you're way more coolio!

Pen: Aww, stop it.

[Suddenly, as if they were holograms, the fake Pencil and Pen evaporate.]