The New York Observer recently ran a great article where they asked the terrible people who frequent Bungalow 8 to comment on the Iraq war. I highly recommend it.

“I live this debauched life of partying and fun,” he added, “but you have to think about Darfur, you have to think about Iraq, you have to think about the pressing danger of Iran. I think people should enjoy themselves—which I’m not going to stop doing—but at the same time, there should be a level of guilt.”

He looked around Bungalow 8. “Do you think the Iraqis, little villagers in Kandahar, are doing this?” he said. “None of them are. And that’s the sad, awful truth.”

Recommendation: As you know, I often start businesses based on whims, run them until I bore, and then sell them for a huge profit. Well, this d-bag actually has a point. There are no high-end, exclusive clubs where the douchebags of Iraq can go to escape the plebes and pay thousands of Iraqi Dinar for the same bottle of liquor that retails for 49 drachma in the local store. This is clearly a stellar opportunity. Open Bunker 8, the hottest club Bagdhad has ever seen, and you will be rewarded down the line.

Not quite the same thing, but in China, you can bargain for bottles of liquor at bars and then take them home with you. $7USD is pretty nice.

Trustifarians don’t even know what’s going on in NY, why even bother asking about Iraq. This is one of the few places where I’d probably rather talk to a banker more than anyone else, I’d assume they’d know more about politics than anyone in that article.

$$$Bankers Hours: Part II [Banker’s Ball] $$$For those of you holding out a shred of hope that the people who frequent Bungalow 8 aren’t actually brain dead, we apologize. Actually, we apologize to those of you who actually are brain……

I think I want to invest. Is it true that he can move markets just by twirling the ends of his moustache in either clockwise or counterclockwise directions (depending on whether he is in the northern or southern hemisphere)?

There are plenty of opportunities for us to ride on but all we need to do is to keep everything simple and straight forward and only then we will be able to enjoy making profits, but if we are not able to do that than we are likely to face plenty of issues and that’s why we need to be extremely wise and careful, I keep myself relaxed with support from OctaFX broker using their mighty bonus which is up to 50% and is use able too!

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