Buy my printer!

I’m selling my lightly-used Epson printer to get a new one that’s exactly like it except it uses archival inks. ‘Cause I’m gonna make a bunch of art prints and if the ink fades in 100 years, I’ll feel bad. Actually I’ll be dead by then, and probably civilization as we know it will have collapsed even sooner, but someday when alien archeologists pick through the remains of our decadent and self-destructive society, I’d like them to see crisp, clear, brilliant colors on those “Sita” prints. So, to make room for the new printer, the old one (which I bought a year ago) must GO!

All this for just $200! The inks retail for $100 alone, which sucks but they do last a while. The printer also does plain ol’ letter size and is a fine home or office printer. Buyer must pick up from mid-town Manhattan (Hell’s Kitchen, convenient to all Times Square trains). You can use the box from my new printer to carry it, since my apartment is too small to store boxes. Act now while supplies last!

2 comments to Buy my printer!

fuck you craz ass people. christmas just isn’t about gifts and shit. but i mean damn. kids enjoy it so you and all of your depressed book cover friends need to lighten up. i hate it for your kids. and by the way. there’s no reason to reply to the email. it’s fake. yea. peace. and merry christmas.

I have just installed my new epson 3800 printer. When I printed off a few sheets with print on. I noticed that the printing starts off in a straight line then gradually goes up towards the right hand side of the paper. I thought at first that I had not loaded the paper correctly, but after reloading the paper feed and adjusting it several times I find that the problem still exists.