Perseus moves to the botanical gardens

Perseus, the statue from Camp Street, has decamped to be re-erected at the Robert Clark Centre.

Perseus, the statue from Camp Street, has decamped to be re-erected at the
Robert Clark Centre.

With his stature he is separated from the harem of lady
statues nearby. Viz Susannah, Rebekah, Ruth & Modesty. Strewth.

A
damsel's uncovered bust may not be enough to attract him as he has a heart of
stone. Also he has put on weight now being two stone heavier. His truly marble
statue is between a rock and a hard place.

Poor Perseus faced persecution by
the cold chiselling off of his fig leaf. A figment of the imagination covered
the variety of past pranksters' work. Perseus was the son of Zeus who was the
most supreme Greek god of all.

PS: Female staff members under 21 may be
advised not to view his new format - now 100 per cent absolutely
complete!