I betchur prouder than a lion, girl, for having such a wonderFULL child, yet, you most certainly know that both RAIZ'n or RAISE'n a child comes with grave responsibilities. And why not enrich your child with alla the endearing and endeavoring qualities that WE possess?? Lemme explain. Think about this: what we make of this finite existence is what becomes our infinite eternity.

Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s gonna be like for us if ya believe: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most-extra-blatant-and-groovy, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, eternal-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. YES! For God, anything and everything and more! is possible!! Cya soon, girl...