Unable to stop immediately due to his excessive speed, the cyclist returned up the hill and apologized for hitting –and killing– (the dog) Button. The cyclist offered to call a cab to carry them home, but neither Annie nor Hanne had brought her purse. The cyclist apologized once more and rode off with his riding mates­.

Excellent reason for all bicycles to be equipped with speedometers so the riders know what speed they’re going and be equipped with license plates that allow bystanders not in shock to be able to track down the cyclist. Bicycles going faster than their vision allows for a safe stopping distance are obviously going too fast for conditions.

Meanwhile, while Republicans debate running all the Mexicans out of the U.S. and building a 20-foot-high fence on our southern border so they can’t come here for crummy low-paying laboring jobs we don’t want to do ourselves, Mexicans are getting better jobs and don’t need our farm jobs anymore.

“Over the last century, an estimated 3 million migrant and seasonal farm workers were in the U.S. at any one time. But that has declined to around 1 million now, according to the latest USDA numbers. Farmers are said to have up to a 30 percent shortage in farm workers. Of those here, 72 percent are foreign born, including 68 percent born in Mexico.” (same link as above)

“Various states have been in drought conditions for the last three to four years. But the severity of what’s happening now is alarming to many observers. For the first time in this century, the entire state of California is in a severe drought … conditions in Oklahoma have farmers there expecting only 20 percent of their normal wheat yield this spring. … Kansas, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico and Colorado are also caught in the grasp of extremely dry conditions. And a dearth of rain over the past four years in Texas has climatologists saying the state is suffering the worst drought conditions of the past 500 years.”

@9 All cyclists should be required to have large, easily-readable, license plates on their bikes and to have liability insurance. They should be ticketed for violating traffic laws and required to yield to pedestrians.

For a right wing fool who kept crowing that he was being selectively prosecuted for his politics, Dinesh D’souza has gone lightly into the good night – pleading guilty. Looks like that claptrap about being “persecuted” was just BS as he voluntarily pleaded guilty. Not only is the guy immoral – he is now a convicted felon. A liar, an adulterer and a felon – the conservative trifecta.

Florida is a good state to retire in, if you want to be murdered by police. Retired autoworker Charles Eimers, 61, didn’t die of a heart attack, as claimed by police, after all. The autopsy showed he died of 10 fractured ribs and suffocation from half a dozen burly cops sitting on him.

Roger Rabbit Commentary: Well, here’s a joke for ya: How many cops does it take to subdue a senior citizen during a traffic stop? Answer: As many as you’ve got; the more, the merrier.

It’s really not very surprising that so many cops lie about what happened after a harmless citizen dies in police custody. After all, unjustified homicides often result in significant civil and criminal penalties. So when cops kill someone, it works out better for them to blame it on God.

Up here north of the border working on a big project (wait for the crazed clueless cretin comment) and Puddy noticed a summit meeting between Coors and Molson in a big conference room down the hall in the hotel I am staying at. So what do you know about these two beer companies working together?

Well since you was worried crazed clueless cretin, Puddy has a job for a living that takes Puddy all over the world. Wait till you see where Puddy posting from next week. Enough of dealing with the crazed clueless cretin, so see ya crazed clueless cretin!

A Democratic mayor who appeared alongside U.S. Health and Human Services Sec. Kathleen Sebelius earlier this year to promote Obamacare has been charged with wire fraud in connection with an $8 million mortgage scheme.

Nuff said suckas… DUMMOCRETIN Criminal 4,556,300,807,234,872 and counting… She probably has nothing to fear… She’ll claim she was an innocent dupe… a low information DUMMOCRETIN who didn’t understand what was transpiring. AG Eric Holder is probably calling Miami-Dade County right now with threats and intimidation to get her released. Or he’ll use some political maneuver like he did to stop the Black Panther Prosecutions from happening.

Alameda County auditor-controller candidate Kathleen Knox, who faces six felony counts for allegedly lying about where she lives, has withdrawn from the race.

No where in the article written by SF leftists will you learn she’s a DUMMOCRETIN. You have to search elsewhere to learn she’s a DUMMOCRETIN. Also since she probably didn’t think residency laws applied to DUMMOCRETINS… she probably figured she’d skate because she announced she had lofty goals for the job. To DUMMOCRETINS the end always justifies the means. Oopsie… she got caught!

Now you have it… A DUMMOCRETIN congresscritter claiming communism does work! Can’t make this stuff up!

Democratic Florida Rep. Joe Garcia — fresh off being caught eating his own earwax on camera — was caught red-handed (or is it yellow-fingered?) in another gaffe this week, claiming that low crime rates in border cities with lots of federal immigration workers is proof that “Communism works.”

1) Take some real drastic immediate action instead of plotting his next political move? 2) Claim he’d give protection cover to all VA wistleblowers? 3) Want to hear more stories from more locations? 4) Wasn’t he the same guy who screamed all over the USA about GW Bush and the VA wait times when he decided to run for preznit 7 years ago? 5) He would stop paying lip service to veterans… Wait a minute DUMMOCRETINS hate the military… nothing new here move along…

And why hasn’t Obummer met with Eric Shinseki in almost 2 years until today? Looks like another of those Obummer needs a few weeks or months or years we’ll get right onto this hoping the American public will forget about getting to the bottom of all this latest fiasco. Like the Fast and Furious… Benghazi… IRS… etc… etc… etc… scandals.

Seems this is the one issue DUMMOCRETINS are all a fretting over for their November reerection chances. It’s their peeps running the show and you can put 2+2 together and see Republicans have nothing to do with this.

@24 A Florida Cuban expat advocating communism? Not hardly. Your problem is you don’t recognize snark when it gooses you.

“Garcia, who is of Cuban descent along with many of his south Florida constituents, told the Miami Herald he never meant to espouse Communism — and was instead taking a tongue-in-cheek shot at his GOP opponents.”

@25 The VA doesn’t have enough money to carry out its mission. That wouldn’t be the case if Republicans coughed up money instead of just mouthing patriotic-sounding jingoism. Remember when the Busheviks tried to eliminate combat pay for troops in Iraq? They didn’t get away with it because the Democrats stopped them. And let’s not forget this scandal, either:

@34 Oh my, Default Boy is crying “Wolf!” again. Hey numbnuts, there’s only ONE way a country that prints its own currency can default, and that’s if the Stoopid Party refuses to pay the country’s bills.

Now that Republicans are trying to smear Hillary Clinton with innuendo about brain cancer, RNC Chair Reince Priebus has made the GOP’s official position on the matter clear: He says a candidate’s “age and health are fair game.”

26)Molson might be responsible for Canadian Pacific preparing to reactivate an out of service freight corridor. Ironically, when they shifted the delivery of the hops and barley to trucks, that was why CP abandoned service on the line. Naturally, those used to the corridor being inactive, are crying foul.http://www.railforthevalley.co.....surrected/

“Garcia, who is of Cuban descent along with many of his south Florida constituents, told the Miami Herald he never meant to espouse Communism — and was instead taking a tongue-in-cheek shot at his GOP opponents.”

Ummm… that’s not the way it’s reported up here IDIOT Wabbit. Apparently the non-filtered news has this moron mouthing off about “communism” before. Apparently he’s a DUMMOCRETIN who let his hair down and spoke unfiltered truth!

Despite initial claims that President Obama first heard about the burgeoning Veterans Affairs scandal from the media, a new report states the administration was told about waiting list problems at medical facilities more than five years ago.

According to the Washington Times, briefing documents obtained through a Freedom if Information Act request revealed that the issue of long waiting times and scheduling problems at veterans facilities was first mentioned just weeks after the 2008 presidential election, as transition teams helped fill in the incoming Obama-Biden administration.

Sooooooooooooooo how do you know Obummer is lying… Obummer moves his lips and words are heard. Once again Obummer is thinking of a political solution while veterans languish! DUMMOCRETINS don’t care about the military. They hate the military because they carry guns and kill people when directed. They only like the military when it can be used for their political gains.

Somewhere on this thread the clueless crazed cretin farted. The smell was really bad too. The clueless crazed cretin used the Lee link again from the clueless crazed cretin’s crazed HA copied databaze. That’s just fine. If Puddy was stooooooooopid as the clueless crazed cretin offers, would Puddy be sent all over the world?

Puddy is north of the border working hard, meeting new people and seeing more infrastructure! Even if Puddy was in NK Puddy would still be getting paid cuz unlike the the clueless crazed cretin, Puddy has a great paying job that has traveling benefits. Something still lost on the clueless crazed cretin!

Enough of the clueless crazed cretin! Good day for now. Gotta go to work!

One last thing IDIOT Wabbit… In 2008 DUMMOCRETINS and the libtard MSM took glee to report on Sarah Palin’s health, her medical issues and the wrong fact that Trig Palin was Bristol’s son. Sooooooooooooooo, now that Bill Clinton admitted Karl Rove was onto something the DUMMOCRETINS here and there are now upset about Hillary’s brain being mentioned, when they were all over Sarah and Bristol’s sex life? Hillary’s brain is off limits because we all know Bill went elsewhere for his sex life!

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