The thoughts, reflections and musings of an average Church of England Priest

Friday, 30 August 2013

Spend, spend, spend: Arsene buys at last!

It's not often that I get the chance to have a first with the news but I can at last reveal to the football supporting world that Arsene Wenger has at last got out there and put his hands in his pockets and 'splashed the cash'.

I know the Emirates have been trying to keep this image and the corresponding news out of the media but working on the assumption that where there's a will there's also a lawyer making money somewhere very close behind, here is the image all of the White Hart lane crowd have been hoping to see:

Forget AVB - Wenger shows he clearly knows how to spend!

Having been exposed as having just enjoyed one of the biggest buying sprees Arsene Wenger is reported to have said, 'It's been really successful as I've managed to find some really big spuds like those I bought at the end of the transfer season last year!' He went on to add that he'd also managed to get three sorts of paté and some rather nice goat's cheese too - so things will be looking up when AVB gets invited back to his office for a post-match snack and tipple.

When asked about the transfer market, Wenger said he'd got a really cool skull and crossbones on his left arm and had some others he hadn't used yet so he wouldn't need to pop back up to Camden Market for a few weeks yet!

On the pitch Wenger's still not being pressurised into buying players, he knows if he's good and waits until the December transfer window Santa will bring him some for Christmas!

I have a sneaky feeling that AVB is looking forward to bringing his team with all their new players to the Emirates this Sunday - Prozac anyone?