Saints to sprint into a 0-2 lead then allow them back into it during the second half and get a consolation goal in the 87th minute giving us a 1-2 win

I’d like to see us winding them up and getting them all sent off so that we’ve actually got a chance to win, otherwise I fear a comfortable spurs win. They were clearly upset by Chelsea saying they wanted Leicester to win the title, so we should start doing interviews where we say we’re glad they lost the title and that they’re a bunch of cunts. In the tunnel saints players should laugh at them and mock them. Get them wound up, get them sent off and then win the game.

“Some of us [Millwall players] were playfully goading Terry about what he was going to do to Vinnie Jones in the upcoming fixture with Wimbledon. Without saying a word, he got up from the table and walked to the entrance of the pub and ripped the door off its hinges” – Millwall teammate Tony Cascarino"

That’s the fear of the Spurs fans, really. They were aiming to win the league. Now they’re desperate not to finish below Woolwich. I wonder if the players feel as strongly. Harry Kane maybe, but you have to figure that many of them are going to be deflated after being pipped to the post by Leicester.

We’re a decent enough side on our day. As Man City proved, we’re fucking awesome if teams don’t turn up or are ill-prepared. If we manage to get a result at White Hart Lane, Spurs could find themselves having to travel to St James Park fighting a Newcastle side still in it.

The gouging, the standing on the hand, the rucks in front of the dugout, manager entering the field of play, the ruck at the final whistle, Hiddink being pushed to the floor, the record-breaking number of yellow cards, failure to control players etc.