Horsey Montag, Spencer Twatt, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Janice Dickinson, Geraldo Rivera and Rob Blagojevich are doing a reality show together. Unfortunately, it doesn’t take place in the ninth circle of HELL! Shit, it doesn’t even take place in the Congo, but they are going to the jungle.

So far, the six of them are part of the cast of NBC’sI’m NOT RELEVANT A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. They will be dropped in the middle of the jungle in Costa Rica and forced to compete against each other. The fuckery starts airing on June 1st.

By the looks of the cast, this wreck should be called CUNT STEW. Who’s next? Ann Coulter and the Hipster Grifter ? Actually, that’s not a bad brain idea! Throw in a pack of hongray tigers, a few Somali pirates, the crazy Polar Bear stalker and we’ve got ourselves a real show!

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