MEDIADECODER.BLOGS.NYTIMES.COM reports:To promote its new Butcher Thick Cut bacon, an actor will be given 3,000 pounds of the bacon to barter for food, fuel and a place to spend the night. He starts in New York, and is expected to make it to Los Angeles.

No. No, not at all. I don't want to keep 'bacon' in my pocket as 'money.' That's weird. I don't really want to touch other people's bacon. (That sounds kinda weird...) It just doesn't make sense. It's pretty dumb! I'd much rather have coins and dollars. Besides, wouldn't it start to stink?