Who gave Azealia Banks the keys to her Twitter account back? The perennial internet drama llama is back in fine form, taking to social media to abuse English popette Lily Allen, saying her children and husband are ugly, and accusing the singer of being a coke addict – and we don’t think she’s referring to the soft drink.

The Azealia attack was a rather belated response to a 2012 tweet from Allen that read “YOURE ALL JUST JEALOUS CAUSE IM SOOOOOOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE SUCH A PRETTY FACE”. Banks, who just dropped her new single ATM Jam, clearly missed the sarcasm that all caps generally implies, replying yesterday with: “Weak… she can’t talk though. Not when I met her coked up at yoyo… And NOT with that ugly husband she has.”

Banks then said Allen’s husband, builder and decorator Sam Cooper, looked like “a thumb”. The Smile singer responded with “Not even gonna @ her but if she wants to talk about weak , I’m sure her record sales to date should suffice. One hit wonder”. The 212 rapper was of course ready at her keyboard with an inflammatory retort, tweeting “LOL ill be a one hit wonder but you have ugly children and a coke habit….. Shhhhhhh. #SHUTUP”.

Allen then made a vague threat of violence, suggesting that if Banks didn’t shut her pie hole, her “totally unnecessary security detail” would actually be needed, before adding a little humour to the situation by tweeting “Ps we all need thumbs” and a picture of some beef. We award this round to Allen and suggest that Banks’ publicist wrangle those social media passwords back off her again.

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