The dramatic first appearance of living legend Eli Manning to the place he spurned, the vicious Blue Vacuum of Qualcomm Stadium and those vicious San Diego Charger fans. Will Eli survive? Will he come out on top and vanquish the mighty Martys? Game on!

Hammock Parties

09-25-2005, 06:27 PM

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEN!

J Diddy

09-25-2005, 06:28 PM

I would give my right testicle to see the chargers go 0-3 as well

ArrowheadHawk

09-25-2005, 06:29 PM

i hope eli sucks ass tonight

Hammock Parties

09-25-2005, 06:29 PM

This intro is disgusting. Why not just show Eli getting a blowjob from every employee at ESPN?

ArrowheadHawk

09-25-2005, 06:30 PM

I would give my right testicle to see the chargers go 0-3 as well
as nice as that would be i would rather see eli falter...because i think he is a pos...the biggest pos playing in the nfl

tk13

09-25-2005, 06:31 PM

This intro is disgusting. Why not just show Eli getting a blowjob from every employee at ESPN?
Wait for the deleted scenes after the game. I think I still see some jello pudding on Theismann's upper lip.

Skip Towne

09-25-2005, 06:31 PM

Maul Manning!

Deberg_1990

09-25-2005, 06:31 PM

If Phillip Rivers turns out to be Dan Fouts the 2nd...the whole Eli thing will all be a moot point.

ArrowheadHawk

09-25-2005, 06:31 PM

at least its not sterling sharpe giving eli a bj

HolmeZz

09-25-2005, 06:32 PM

I never meant to hurt San Diego....until tonight. ROFL

Hammock Parties

09-25-2005, 06:32 PM

Hey! Priest juking Gibson from last week! Alright.

tk13

09-25-2005, 06:32 PM

Guys, I really like what I see out of Randy Moss so far in the intro. I like what I'm seeing.

J Diddy

09-25-2005, 06:33 PM

as nice as that would be i would rather see eli falter...because i think he is a pos...the biggest pos playing in the nfl

Ok, ok, ok

How about he gets picked like 7 times throws no touchdowns and the giants d wins it for them.

Deberg_1990

09-25-2005, 06:34 PM

This intro is disgusting. Why not just show Eli getting a blowjob from every employee at ESPN?

hahah......ESPN makes alot of $$$$ off the NFL. Its their duty to sell their stars and up and coming stars. You guys crack me up.

ArrowheadHawk

09-25-2005, 06:35 PM

Ok, ok, ok

How about he gets picked like 7 times throws no touchdowns and the giants d wins it for them.
that would work

Hammock Parties

09-25-2005, 06:35 PM

hahah......ESPN makes alot of $$$$ off the NFL. Its their duty to sell their stars and up and coming stars. You guys crack me up.

Give me a break. Dick f*cking Vermeil did the intro last week.

tk13

09-25-2005, 06:35 PM

Marty has the gleam tonight. I can see it.

KCFalcon59

09-25-2005, 06:37 PM

Sign in the stands

Eli
Spoiled
Pansy
Nancy boy

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

the Talking Can

09-25-2005, 06:37 PM

listening to the radio and tv media try to play up the "he spurned them" angle is incredibly gay....no one cares

We should have kept Donnie Edwards........I'm sure DV thinks that as well.

Valiant

09-25-2005, 08:08 PM

We should have kept Donnie Edwards........I'm sure DV thinks that as well.

Didnt he wanted to be paid as one of the best LB'rs in the league??? cause if so, **** no...

MadMax

09-25-2005, 08:09 PM

We should have kept Donnie Edwards........I'm sure DV thinks that as well.

I agree Tommycat, Donnie is a good LB and was for us as well.

MadMax

09-25-2005, 08:11 PM

Didnt he wanted to be paid as one of the best LB'rs in the league??? cause if so, **** no...
Yea, he wanted bank..

Phobia

09-25-2005, 08:12 PM

Didnt he wanted to be paid as one of the best LB'rs in the league??? cause if so, **** no...

He had a huge roster bonus forthcoming. We could never pay it. We tried to renegotiate and it didn't work out. We cut him the day before the roster bonus was due. He ended up in Sandy Eggo. End of story.

Eleazar

09-25-2005, 08:13 PM

Come on Marty... Marty this game away.

cdcox

09-25-2005, 08:14 PM

I haven't watched Edwards enough since he went west. But if he still makes tackles 4 yds after initial contact, SD can keep him.

Eleazar

09-25-2005, 08:15 PM

I'm surprised that Theisman can speak so well with his lips so firmly attached to Manning's unit.

teedubya

09-25-2005, 08:18 PM

g-men are gonna win this one.

carlos3652

09-25-2005, 08:18 PM

Sweet 21-20 SD, hopefully NY can pull this off...

the Talking Can

09-25-2005, 08:21 PM

we're not the only team with pass defense problems....San Diego and Pittsburghs secondaries have got worked today..I feel better about our D watching them...

i like when they asked Marty at halftime "how do you finish?"

Marty: "aahhurrrhrrhrrr......."

carlos3652

09-25-2005, 08:27 PM

we're not the only team with pass defense problems....San Diego and Pittsburghs secondaries have got worked today..I feel better about our D watching them...

i like when they asked Marty at halftime "how do you finish?"

Marty: "aahhurrrhrrhrrr......."

Marty: "you dont play Martyball like in the 2nd Quarter"

"if you are up by 18 again what will you do?"

Marty: "play martyball and win (choke/lose) by 1"

Eleazar

09-25-2005, 08:35 PM

The Giants can't stop anything. If San Diego loses this game they should implode the stadium.

Eleazar

09-25-2005, 08:37 PM

balahaha. Tomlinson is the best QB playing in this game.

teedubya

09-25-2005, 09:00 PM

was that last commercial a GoChiefs fantasy?

"Meat on top of meat, on top of meat, on top of meat"

the Talking Can

09-25-2005, 09:04 PM

ROFL

Shockey just had a TD pass bounce off his face mask.

cdcox

09-25-2005, 09:06 PM

ROFL

Shockey just had a TD pass bounce off his face mask.

Eli can't throw the ball and catch it too.

Big Slick

09-25-2005, 09:15 PM

Randy Moss really helped out the Chargers defense on that drive.

So what would happen if ESPN had to broadcast a Manning (take your pick which one) vs Moss game? Maybe it'd be like crossing the beams and the whole f'in crew would blow up! That would be good...

Eleazar

09-25-2005, 09:31 PM

It kills me how ESPN picks people like Vick to hype, who clearly can't live up to their billing, and someone like Tomlinson who really is a dominant force in the league barely gets any run from them.

Miles

09-25-2005, 09:37 PM

LT is killing my fantasy team.

Miles

09-25-2005, 09:38 PM

It kills me how ESPN picks people like Vick to hype, who clearly can't live up to their billing, and someone like Tomlinson who really is a dominant force in the league barely gets any run from them.