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Wizard No More

i think back when B&T seamed to get slow, there used to be roll call threads, fuck that, im going to make up shit to flame people about, namely, taylor_blade.

IRC Channel #wtfradio said:

[14:58] <|Taylor|> wiz, i have a confession... i'm secretly a communist replublic, who is teh ghey. im trying to get in Max's pants, but he is playing hard to get.
[14:58] |Taylor| sighs
[14:58] <Wizardly> :/ it's okay dude... i guess you'll find the right guy some day.
[14:59] <|Taylor|> you're right actually. i did, but then he choked to death on my semen, so now i'm all alone.

i collect figuriens of unicorns and kitty kats. I sleep alone at night weeping into my pillow. I play the Neo-Pets card game and think that Greedo shooting first is cooler. I play nothing but human paladins in World of Warcraft and spend most of my time in the Barrens picking on twelth level trolls. My Magic the Gathering decks are all duplicates of type-2 winners. I write Goth poetry. I think Dragon Ball Z was the greatest anime ever because of the dramatic storyline. I am ALWAYS an Elven Ranger in D&D. I have an internet girl friend that i am cheating on with a telephone girl friend. I think Gwen Stephani is the biggest trendsetter ever. My cell phone has GPC, 8 giga pixels, a microphone, iTunes, and Tomb Raider. My car is a hummer because they get such great gas mileage and pimped out so i can drink sprite in it. The speakers have killed small children from a distance of two meters. I think the rolling stones are better than the Beatles. Rap that you hear on the radio is awsome and the most creative and original music since Ogg smashed his head on a drum. I smoke because I want to be like the people in the Newport Ads. Im on four diets. Woman love me because i drink beer. Lesbians breakout in catfights in fountains when im near a bar. I use every pickup line until they work. I send all of my friends every internet joke that comes anywhere in the vicinity of my g-mail account. I drink heavily inorder to supplant the need for acceptance. Paris Hilton is smarter than me. I still have the tags on my Tims. Kirk was the better captain. also, bay of pigs was a great idea

Postaholic

Wiz, have you finally gone retarded? Have the pressures of running the internet finally become too much for your fragile little mind? With drivel like this, even claiming it was sarcasm is no excuse. If a noob were to post this intellectually depleted crud, they would be neg repped/flamed into oblivion, you on the other hand, are likely to get away with it because you claim it as 'humor', which it most blatantly is not. Sure there is some randomness to it, but it is the randomness of shite, randomness with no amusement factor, randomness 'WizardlyFriend style'.

You have posted a number of these pointless threads, I implore you, as your constituent, stop shitting up the boards with your mindless attention-grabbing ways.

Wizard No More

Wiz, have you finally gone retarded? Have the pressures of running the internet finally become too much for your fragile little mind? With drivel like this, even claiming it was sarcasm is no excuse. If a noob were to post this intellectually depleted crud, they would be neg repped/flamed into oblivion, you on the other hand, are likely to get away with it because you claim it as 'humor', which it most blatantly is not. Sure there is some randomness to it, but it is the randomness of shite, randomness with no amusement factor, randomness 'WizardlyFriend style'.

You have posted a number of these pointless threads, I implore you, as your constituent, stop shitting up the boards with your mindless attention-grabbing ways.

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Wiz, have you finally gone retarded? Have the pressures of running the internet finally become too much for your fragile little mind? With drivel like this, even claiming it was sarcasm is no excuse. If a noob were to post this intellectually depleted crud, they would be neg repped/flamed into oblivion, you on the other hand, are likely to get away with it because you claim it as 'humor', which it most blatantly is not. Sure there is some randomness to it, but it is the randomness of shite, randomness with no amusement factor, randomness 'WizardlyFriend style'.

You have posted a number of these pointless threads, I implore you, as your constituent, stop shitting up the boards with your mindless attention-grabbing ways.

Postaholic

Yuck, I have a question for you: do you go through some kind of amnesia once a month? Because you still post like a noob, and your learning curve -if graphed- would be equal to y=0. Never increasing, never.
I try to bring some life to B&T, and THIS is the thanks I get? Not a flame, not much of a post either, just another of Yuck's famously shitty one liners. There is a reason that Yuck has such a high post count, and so few friends or admirers.

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