Funny things you saw/overheard

While waiting at the merch booth to get my Chemical Brothers shirt, I heard a couple 13-14 year old kids talking. One of them said "...And yeah, they're just the kind of band who NEVER plays in America, and then maybe every couple years they'll do one show here.. So I have to see them. That's why I saw Aphex Twin last year and he ended up killing it." He then proceeded to buy a TRV$-DJAM shirt. Fuck that.

Saw a couple people eat shit in those holes on the dirt path into Coachella that are pathetically covered by an orange cone. Sort of sucked for them, but still pretty funny at the same time.

Saw this guy and girl tripping BAWLZ towards the end of MSTRKRFT. They were just doing really weird dances and rubbing eachothers hair for so fucking long. The guy kept trying to swoop in and mac on the girl but she would turn away right before he kissed her. That probably happened 15 times in a row. Shut down every time.

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- A couple of 15 year old kids out side my tent.
Kid1: "Hey let me get a hit of that."
Kid2: "Naw dude I only have 6 hit of meth in my tent"
Kid1: "Do you at least have a spoon?"

- This really weird looking guy dancing real weird in the Sahara, during Felix Da House Cat. He was near the back, he was just making really weird movements and stuff. I'll post pictures when I can, can't upload right now.

- LErOYYYYY!!!!!! People woke me up looking for Leroy.

- People on the same channel as my walkitalki, talking shit to them. "Hey do you like fish sticks?"
I know there was more, just can't think right now......Muscle relaxers be relaxing my brain.

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during bloody beetroots this chick felt up my ass and I turned around and she looked all embarrassed and fucking bolted. I assume she thought I was someone else.

Also I saw someone who looked like they were making out with an apple. then I look close and they took the stem out and made a bong out of an apple. It was sick. I dont know how common this is but i lold.

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On Saturday on the way in, my buddies and I saw a guy in a red hatchback try to make it through the mud lake and he got completely stuck. Kid Rock then rode by on a golf cart and said "You better go help him out now". Well we did.

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Originally Posted by LameCake

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- This really weird looking guy dancing real weird in the Sahara, during Felix Da House Cat. He was near the back, he was just making really weird movements and stuff. I'll post pictures when I can, can't upload right now.

Sorry for blurry picture, i think he was moving just too much, plus I didn't take it.

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Originally Posted by cansei de ser sexme

later on there was a "hot" above coachella.

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when walking to the entrance porto's to retrieve my drugs from my shoe, i heard a girl complain that 'it still smells like period blood'. i dont know what she was referring too, it looked like she was pointing to something on her dress.

some kid little shit redhead who looked no older than 8 walking up to me asking for shrooms...

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I just remembered, Friday, like an hour after the festivities began, i was walking to my locker to put some merchandise in it when I see the fence bend down, and a girl comes shooting out over it, on top of the lockers, and on to the grounds. security notices, and she bolts. Security is too slow to catch her, but as they're trying ANOTHER man jumps the fence, runs a little, then just walks by cool and collected. Meanwhile the people nearby are cheering both of them on.

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Originally Posted by cormaic

I just remembered, Friday, like an hour after the festivities began, i was walking to my locker to put some merchandise in it when I see the fence bend down, and a girl comes shooting out over it, on top of the lockers, and on to the grounds. security notices, and she bolts. Security is too slow to catch her, but as they're trying ANOTHER man jumps the fence, runs a little, then just walks by cool and collected. Meanwhile the people nearby are cheering both of them on.

Thats like clapping for someone who successfully robs a bank after you have worked hard to put money in the bank.

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Also two more things I just remembered:

1) In the line to get in on Sunday, I saw two girls drinking "vodka" in their water bottles and teasing each other and pretending their water was vodka. (Stupid). The cops/security near the line were giving them strange looks.

2) Saturday at the beginning of The Chems a guy got tackled right next to me by a bunch of narcs and dragged away. Happened in the space of a few seconds and me and buddies as well as the people around us, where like wtf was that. This was at the back of the tent in the middle.

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Some guy in a red shirt rolling absolute balls during Peter, Bjorn, and John dancing his ass off by the water refill tent screaming "HOW CAN YOU NOT DANCE TO THIS SHIT!" I can expect that in the Sahara but during PB+J??? It was completely out of place.