For the past few
weeks homes up and down the country have been the lucky recipient of our specially
selected range of interesting vegetables. Now, for the first time ever, Veg-U-Like gives
you, the consumer, the opportunity to acquire your very own selection of fascinating
vegetable produce.

Brussel sprouts,
runner beans, water melons. Hey, why not collect the whole set? So long as we can bung it
in an envelope, the sky's the limit!

Each vegetable is
individually engraved and comes complete with its own certificate of authentication,
personally signed by Johnny Ball, the popular children's television presenter.

This really is a
once in a lifetime opportunity, a marvellous introduction to the magical pastime that is
vegetable collecting. Thrill to the excitement and danger of the Giant Amazonian
Chick-Pea! Wonder at the beauty and splendour of the Venezuelan Emperor Turnip! Feel the
chill in your blood as you witness the dark and mysterious Potatoes of Death! From humble
peas and sweetcorn, you will soon see your collection expand to include exotic delights
such as pawpaws, mangoes and leopards*.

Reply now and you
will discover a whole new world of excitement and wonder.

EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA!

Yes! As an
additional incentive, if you reply within the next fourteen years you will receive
ABSOLUTELY FREE, AT NO EXTRA COST the best selling 'Vegetables Through The Ages'. This
fascinating reference work gives an invaluable insight into the role vegetables have
played in world history. Read how cauliflower was instrumental in Napoleon's retreat from
Moscow. Learn of the importance of parsnips during the early years of the American Space
Program. Understand the military advantages Genghis Khan was able to gain by talking to
artichokes in the middle of the night. With a fully illustrated glossary and over five
hundred pages of text, all smelling of beetroot, this volume is an essential addition to
anybody's library. Especially if you're really into vegetables.

Potato House,
Rue De La Carrot,
Brussels.

*WARNING: Our
lawyers have advised us to point out that the leopard is not, strictly speaking, a
vegetable. Leopards are huge animals with spots and pointy teeth, and are generally
considered to be more dangerous than the average vegetable. For instance, not many people
have ever claimed to have been bitten by a tomato, whereas leopards are doing this sort of
thing all the time. Caution is therefore advised.