Nude BeachLITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa . As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets

What Dont People See About Me...Damn, this was just a pic the picture quiz, and it is frighteningly accurate about me. Just, Damn.....
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.
Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful.
What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

Poems I CreatePoems i create,
may be real or fake,
but they are from the heart,
and mine to take,
i share what i feel,
some friends fates i do seal,
but if you want me to be real,
take the time to get to know me,
and you will see,
the real me,
heart so intense,
feelings so dense,
emotions put to the test,
ill make you forget all the rest,
for a loving heart,
is the way to start,
as a friend,
i do tend,
to care too much,
to each as own and such,
i like all my friends a bunch,
you are all special in your own way,
hope you all are here to stay,
so smile or cry,
but dont ever ask why,
i am me,
what you see,
im for real and true,
some of my poems will make you feel blue,
but others will make you feel happy too,
so here is a hug,
a tender kiss,
and a wish, that you all find love,
as he hands it out from above,
a friend to the end,
endless love for me to send....................

New Genetic Clues And Overarching View On AutismA new model for understanding how autism is acquired and passed from one generation to the next is being offered as a grand unification theory that links other theories and illustrates how women play a key role in transmitting the disorder, scientists reported yesterday.
Geneticists at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory have been on a genome-wide hunt to pinpoint the genes that cause autism, a brain disorder that usually appears within the first three years of life and can result in difficulties in learning, language and social interaction.
As part of their search, geneticists at the laboratory have collaborated with scientists at Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx and crafted a working theory of the disorder to aid not only scientists, but also physicians and families coping with autistic children.
"We're really unifying a field that people didn't realize needed unification," said Cold Spring Harbor molecular geneticist Michael Wigler, who, along with his colleagues

A Friend Here To StaySitting at the Lake,
I knew it was not fake,
Watching the World as we seen it,
Knowing we would mean it,
You leaned back on me,
Unlocking my heart and setting it free,
Intense was your touch,
Feeling i was serching for so much,
To start out slow,
What a better way to go,
The water rippling bye,
My mind wondering why,
you are sitting there with me,
The tree's and the woods,
surrounding us that day,
I wish we could have stayed,
the deer came out to play,
You did not stay,
Stalked them like a cat,
There i watched and sat,
You got with in a couple of feet,
The deers you did meet,
a few pics that you took,
all i could do was look,
i didnt see them much,
I was longing for your touch,
We left that site,
Against all my might,
Holding you felt right,
Even when we both held each other tight,
You are so special and kind,
Truely a unique find,
To have you would be grand,
at my side i hope you will stand,
as i drove you home,
you held my hand,
You sent my heart a

Lardwell... trying to get this business off the ground taking longer and costing a lil but were trying.
danielle had her 21st yesterday... gettin shit faced with her on thursday for 5$ pitcher night at the bar... lol.. talk about a cheap drunk that night eh? lol... it should be fun... maybe we'll go for another walk down to the gas station lol... oooh the looks and stares we got that night.. lol.. priceless...
im hungry... im gettin some food

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Top Me...Top me...
I've been reading " High fidelity" and "31 songs " by Nick Hornby. I read them already before but they are hte kind of books you can read over and over again; you discover a new layer everytime.
Anyway, I thought about Rob ("High Fidelity" main character)makes lists like : Top5 recordind recording artists, top 5 break ups of his life...
And it's funny because I talked to Jennifer and to Erin, 2 lovely friends of mine, about the kind of list you can make as the 30 things I must do before I die or things like that.
So I make list here now.Let's see how it goes
Top songs to play at my funeral ( it has to begin and end somewhere):
- "who wants to live forever" by Queen
- "Whisky in the Jar" ( Irish song) by the Dubliners
Top songs of my day (July 31st 2007):
-"Iris" ( live version) by Avril Lavigne and the Goo goo dolls
- "Gimme shelter" by the Rolling stones
-"who knew" by Pink
-" My friend" by Groove Armada
To be continued...

Welcome C&t Stash Club Family And FriendsJust wanna take this time to welcome all of our new members. If you check our blogs daily, you will find a blog that shows all the members of the stash club. This is where you can access their pages from.
When someone needs help leveling, let me or Tracy know so we can post a blog or you can post a blog yourself if you like (although this will require you to have all the members on your friends list so they get the blog also).Remember, this club is to have fun with, so go do your thang!!!!!
Enjoy!
Carla & Tracy ~~C&T Stash Club~~

The Real ThingAs Im sitting here thinking about my life, one thing keeps coming to mind. This person who changed my life and I did nothing in return for him. He is now possibly dying, and Im not by his side where I should be, because I was selfish and stupid. I screwed up the one thing in my life that was good. So Im wondering.. why do you only appreciate something after it is gone? 3 years have passed, and I still love him, and will always love him. I have realized that Im not happy without him. All I can say is that I hope he knows how I feel. To all who read this, dont be afraid to love, take that chance, and dont be stupid like I was.

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StalkerSome of you may recognize me from a different profile I had on here, well I had to delete that one and create this one, due to the fact of a stalker I had following me around on here. So for my own reasons, I have decided to not say where I am located so this person cannot find me through the search option, if he does, then I'll decide then what to do, until then im just here to have fun and talk with people, I'm not here looking for any hookups.
Please feel free to say hi and strike up a conversation
Thanks again.........

Relationships/marriages Are Not A Prison Sentence!Relationships/Marriages are NOT A PRISON SENTENCE!
Your Life should not change when your with someone! When you were/are single you are able to be yourself and happy. That should never change!! When you are single or with someone! You should be that same person. Being happy and yourself!! Being with someone doesn't mean you have to change yourself. The only thing different/chances is!!......that other person that is sharing your life with you should only make you more happier and make live more enjoyable! THAT'S ALL !! You should never have to change your person or your life to make someone else happy. What about yourself? It's your life and your happiest? And that.... you can never really change. You are who you are.. so never try and change for someone you will not be happy deep down inside. The key to happiest is just be yourself. If that means you'll be single OH WELL....You'll be happier!! If you can't be yourself in a relationship then that's not the RIGHT one.
A relati

3200 To LevelIm not feeling well today so ill probably only be watching for level up at happy hour..
show hersome love
Woman by Birth Bitch by choice@ fubar

My Trip To France7/31/2007
Dear Readers:
My trip back home to France was very fulfilling and spending a few days near my dear ones was very regenerating. I arrived in Nice then flew to Corsica to meet my two sisters. Noelle’s home is in Ajaccio located on the west coast of the island of Corsica and Florence live in the opposite side of the tiny island in the city of Bastia.
My younger brother Yves is a sailboat fanatic and joined all of us a day later with his family. We met at a tiny harbor 50 miles away from Ajaccio in the late afternoon hours where we enjoyed a phenomenal Corsica diner music in one of the most exotic village of the island. The sun set over the Mediterranean Sea sealed a beautiful day where love memories talks and great wine lasted well into the night.
See some pictures at the bottom. Korina and I flew back to my brother’s home in Cannes where we stayed a few days. Korina dream to visit the “French Riviera” took place where we enjoyed the incredible wine, food and all

...A clean paper or a pure white wall. One false line, a scratch, a mistake. Unerasable. So obscure by adding million other tracings, blend it,cover over.
But the original scratch remains, written in gold blood, shining.
Desire for a Perfect Life.

You Got It Right AndyAMEN ANDY ROONEY !
Right on, Andy Rooney!
Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.
Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!
ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, i

DesiresLately I've been made to feel guilty about wanting to pleasure a woman. Is it wrong to want to fulfill certain desires. I mean come on a little kiss here, a little kiss there. A sensuous massage, that relaxes and put you in the mood at the same time. Whispering dirty talk in each others ears. Is it really wrong to want those things. I believe in making everything pleasurable to the woman to make sure she gets hers. When I say that, I mean I will not stop until she says to or until the moment make her lock her joints for a second. Is that so wrong?

My Friends ListFor those who have already let me know that they want to remain on my friends list thank you very much, bu there is still some that have not answered me. I really need to know. So you dont want be on my friends list please let me know. Half the people on my friends list I have tried to talk to but never get a reply.You can leave me a message or just remove yourself. I am not a mean person but there is no reason for you to be on my friends list if you dont want to talk to me or be ny friend. If you don't want to be my friend I understand but if you do want to continue being friends that is great. I love meeting new people and making friends please if you have not replied please let me know now Thank you I would appreciate it.
Love always jennifer

Aaron Fitted For His Arms YesterdayLast nite on the ten'oclock news I watch Aaro get fit with one of his new arms and the other one is here in Des Moines,Iowa as soon as he has time to get use to his one arm they will conect the othe other on he will be able to mow the grass he has picked up the first thing in his life thanks to the Iowa bikers,shriners,and all the people who showed support
THESE TWO GUYS WERE A BIG PART OF HELPING AARON SHOW THEM SOME LOVE AND THANKS PLZ
EXECUTIONER/Leading the way to help aaron get his new arms today/thanks for fubars support he gets f@ fubar
Grey@ fubar
THANK YOU BOTH FOR ALL YOU DID TO HELP

Wheres The Tree...lolGo ahead and crawl out on a limb -- way out. Sure, taking an emotional risk can be somewhat scary. When you think about what it means to stay where you are, though, suddenly taking a chance seems worth it.

The DreamIn the space between your dreaming, you will show me all your secrets. And with a kiss i will crease your soul and coax you through the glass, melting colors of the night become faint shadows in your eyes and our love will meet for a moment. In place where time retreats in a moment we are joined my need and your desire and moment we are eternal, my ancient heart and your new devotion.

Stop The ViolenceThink its ok to boss a girl around?slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut".No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Sexual Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you*if your going to repost....click "reply to poster" then copy the code for the bulliten

An Indecent ProposalThe train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.
The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.
A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?"
After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper.
A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?"
"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?"
"We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"

Aaron Fitted For His Arms YesterdayLast nite on the ten'oclock news I watch Aaro get fit with one of his new arms and the other one is here in Des Moines,Iowa as soon as he has time to get use to his one arm they will conect the othe other on he will be able to mow the grass he has picked up the first thing in his life thanks to the Iowa bikers,shriners,and all the people who showed support
THESE TWO GUYS WERE A BIG PART OF HELPING AARON SHOW THEM SOME LOVE AND THANKS PLZ
EXECUTIONER/Leading the way to help aaron get his new arms today/thanks for fubars support he gets f@ fubar
Grey@ fubar
THANK YOU BOTH FOR ALL YOU DID TO HELP

To TravelThe Crossraods
a place where ghosts
reside to whisper into
the ears of travellers and
interest them in their fate
Hitchhiker drinks:
"I call again on the dark
hidden gods of blood"
-Why do you call us?
You know our price. It
never changes. Death of
you will give you life
and free you from a vile
fate. But it is getting late.
-If I could see you again
& talk w/ you, & walk a
short while in your company,
& drink the heady brew
of your conversations,
I thought
-to rescue a soul already
ruined. To achieve respite.
To plunder green gold
on a pirate raid & bring
to camp the glory of old.
-As the capesman faces
poisoned horns and drinks
red victory; the soldier,
too, w/ his trophy, a
pierced helmet; and the
ledge-walker shuddering
his way into inward grace
-(laughter) Well, then. Would
you mock yourself?
-No.
-Soon our voices must become
one, or one must leave.

Cassie By FlyleafI never knew this song was about Columbine until recently. This song is about Cassie the girl who was killed for believing in God.
The question asked in order
To save her life or take it
The answer no to avoid death
The answer yes would make it
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger
All heads are bowed in silence
To remember her last sentence
She answered him knowing what would happen
Her last words still hanging in the air
In the air
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger
How many will die
I will die
I, I will say yes
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
Say yes to pull the trigger
Do you believe in God
Written on the bullet
And Cassie pulled the trigger
Do you believe in God
Do you believe in God
Do you believe in God

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OK EVERYONE BEEN A GREAT CONTEST NO DRAMA NO CHEATS BEEN REALLY GOOD THANX AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL

Happy 4 U( Wow)they lie when they say im happy single.that because they cant handle a realtionship.
me being happy single nawh the alone time makes me think.
if every1 so happy in a realtionship. stop saying it.because it will show
saying it not the answer when u know u can change it.
im happy for pplz in good realtionship& bad realtionship cause they tried.
is there sum school to teach u love cause like was the 1st love.
we die alone but to live alone is it on hell

The Choices We MakeA wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."

Rules For Safe CybersexSafe Cyber Sex:
Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc., are out of the room at the time (preferably out of the house, and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present, or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult explaining what you are doing undressing in front of the computer, drooling out of one corner of your mouth, moaning and groaning while the buzz of various "toys" can heard.
For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why.
For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your p

Just Another Survey!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL
Date: Jul 31, 2007 10:43 AM
1. How do you feel about the second to last person you kissed?Have no idea who that is,but if i kissed i would think I think highly of em Unless I'm doing a tony soprano kiss of death!2. What's bothering you right now?now? nothing,but the day is young.3. Will you kiss the last person you kissed again?Last person I kissed is my daughter so yeah! Many times more!4. What is in your wallet?Bunch o stuff!5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop?a beautiful pic of a fall scene of a pic my mom took in the Upper penninsula!6.background on ur cell phone?Snow capped mountains.7. Next time you will kiss someone?next time I see my daughter.8. Where your default picture was taken?My bedroom via webcam.9. Eyes:Moody blue10. Life:A grind full of punishment & rewards.11. House:A great show!12. Doing this weekend?Working!13. Wearing?Red boxer briefs!14. Who was the last person to send you a text

How Many Men?Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Beware Of The Following:McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with
ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch,
and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his
watch.
Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss.
I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit.
Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children.
This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is!
Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN.
On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday.
After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play i

My Dear Family & Friends...My dear family & friends...I don't even know where to begin...to say how much you have all touched my heart with your love, concern & caring...& how much it means to me. A few weeks ago...I got myself so down...& over things I know I have no control over...but just couldn't help myself or pull my self back up. My Mom in law....who is my Mom in every aspect....is fighting lung cancer...& my brother Jason...struggles with his alcoholism & has for years. My Mom is so brave & so optimistic....I truly admire her...& wish I could be more like her. And I became terrified of losing her. But I know now I can't dwell on that. Instead I am going to enjoy every moment with her I possibly can...& celebrate each & every day of her life...as she does. And my brother Jason...I'll just keep reminding myself that not being his enabler & coming to his rescue everytime he gets in trouble because of his drinking...does not mean I am abandoning him...does not mean I don't love him...because I do. And

How We See WomenThis husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

At The Agricultural ShowThis couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

RelizingOk here the thing my friends brithday was july 19.... he would have been 21....... he passed away 4 years ago..... yes i miss him with all my heart and just wish i could bring him back here and say goodbye..... well ok friends fight.... they get madd and say shit they dont mean to say.... some do things they dont relize that hurt the other person..... well my best friend has did shit behide my back.... that really hurt me and she knew what was goin on..... she has said shit to me that made me feel like shit.... but yet i was still there..... thing is iam still here no matter what she does or ever did to me..... a true friend stucks by your side..... and i have for her.... i just wish she would relize that and do the same for me ..... i really what to known is she my true friend or not

I Dont Know What They Are Talking About... *grin*Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*
What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Terms Of EndearmentA man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Come Judegement DayEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"

Wear Red On Friday-Re-post this if you support.-
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below...
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together.
After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home.
No, he responded.
Heading out I asked?
No. I'm escorting a soldier home.
Going to pick him up?
No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family.
The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had de livered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days.
I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I

An Encyclopedia Of Repression!You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Cover Up AlledgedTowns County sheriff charged with cover-up in shooting
GBI says Rudy Eller admitted he helped hide deputy's gun
By RHONDA COOK
The Atlanta-Journal Constitution
Published on: 07/31/07
The Towns County sheriff has been released on $250,000 bond on charges he tried cover up for his chief deputy, who is accused to shooting up the house of his wife's lover.
According to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, Sheriff Rudy Eller turned himself in at the White County Detention Center Tuesday morning. He is charged with tampering with evidence, making false statements, obstruction, hindering the apprehension of a criminal and violation of his oath of office.
According to an affidavit used to bring the charges, Gary Dean had told Eller earlier this month that he was afraid of Chief Deputy Eddie Osborn because of his relationship with Osborn's wife, Michelle. Dean reported 10 shots fired at his house in Towns County on July 9 and said he believed Osborn was responsible.
Eller as

Friends30 Jul 2007 5:50
27 Jul 2007 21:28
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIE

Damn, The Boys In School Were Right About Me After All!!!You scored as Faerie, Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie75% Demon75% Angel67% Dragon67% Mermaid67% WereWolf58% What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Depression Can Take Control Of The Soal.Depression can take control of the soal.
A depression so deep it finds a way into the Soul,
and travels through every pore of your Heart.
A depression so large it encompasses every bit
of your Reality,
and leaves Reality a cloudy memory.
A depression so dense it compresses every will
you once had,
and bows you down to accept it as it's own.
A depression so devious it takes you piece by piece,
and consumes each piece day by day.
A depression so truly disheartening,
and leaves you no other emotions.
A depression so dangerous,
and kills,
everything,
inside,
of you.

Is This Love TrueIntense was your touch,
Making me want you so much,
Is this love true,
or just a crush on you,
a heart is so hard to tell,
like you cast a spell,
to true to believe,
sorrow and pain you did relieve,
a voice so sweet,
its truely a treat,
you are gentle and kind,
always on my mind,
like a newly blossumed rose,
your inner beauty does show,
charm and grace,
that makes my heart race,
it takes me to a special place,
makes me dream and cry,
as i wonder why,
how can someone like you,
be absolutely true,
you are the stars in the sky,
and yet i will always try,
you will be my earth and my heaven,
or my sorrow and pain,
but i will never be vane,
hoping there will never be pain,
you are so special and sweet,
and a wonderful treat,
to hold you close and never let go,
for you to know,
my love will always show,
so take my hand,
let me lead you to a land,
that the body and soul shall meet,
all boundries we shall delete,
just us two,
nothing else but to be true,
al

Saying Good ByeWell I had 12 ppl read my blog and some of my real friends work really hard rating some of my things and some of u have not. I have your points when u said u that u would be my friend now that you have done nothing the rest of you will be gone and find your points else where.(YOU SCRATCH MY BACK I'LL SCRATCH YOURS) My so called friends will be deleted soon!

Barry Bonds Home-run Scandal Somehow Becomes Feel-good Sports Story Of SummerSAN FRANCISCO—Although Barry Bonds remains the target of criticism over his possible—some say almost certain—use of performance-enhancing substances, the fact that Bonds has not been implicated in dogfighting, nightclub shootings, gambling, or murdering his family has transformed his controversial pursuit of the all-time home-run record into the feel-good sports story of the summer.
"Until we have definitive proof one way or the other, the very presence of so many questions about Bonds and steroids will haunt his achievements forever," ESPN's Peter Gammons said Monday. "However, at this moment, I think we'd all have to agree that having a raging juiced-up misanthrope break the greatest record in sports is a ray of sunshine compared to everything else on the sports page."
"What kind of person electrocutes dogs, let alone fights them?" Gammons added. "I simply can't comprehend it. Go, Barry!"
While Bonds has been routinely greeted with booing and jeering whenever he played outsi

Our Vacation #4our vacation #4
Well, it was Friday now.. our last day to get to that waterfall we could see from the road the day before. We were up bright and early (ya, right!), and went to visit my baby, Diane before heading out on Highway 42 towards our intended destination. We choose to go 42 because we thought it would be faster, we were wrong! lol
We had decided the day before that we wanted to see what the small
town of Powers was all about. It's an old town with an old Pioneer house
for a museum. The museum was closed but, I took pictures of
a few things:
The Museum
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An old broken wagon wheel:
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This old chair has seen better days:
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As has this old saddle:
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I was impressed with the building's dove

Mexicalli Chicken BreastsIngredients:
* Boneless/skinless chicken breasts (1 for each person)
* Jar of salsa
Bag of shredded cheddar cheese
Method
Preheat oven to 375. Place chicken breasts in baking pan and spoon some salsa on top. Place in oven for 30-45 minutes (according to whether frozen or not). Sprinkle cheddar cheese over all and bake an additional 5 minutes, or until cheese is nice and bubbly.
Notes: This is too easy. Ingredients are measured only by the number of servings.
Number of servings: 2-200

Spiced Up Chicken Enchilada CasseroleIngredients:
* 8 skinless, boneless chicken breasts
* 2 tablespoons favorite Mexican spices
* About 10 flour tortillas (either white or wheat)
* 1 1/2 cups refried beans
* 2 cups whole kernel corn
* 2 cups Mexican-blend
* cheese inside + 1 cup more for topping
* 2 1/2 cups Enchilada sauce
Method
Cook chicken breasts sprinkled with Mexican spices either in skillet or in the oven until thoroughly cooked; shred the chicken and set aside. Take a 9X13 pan and grease it with cooking spray. Cover bottom and half way up sides with tortillas (2 or 3), tearing to fit. Spread HALF of the refried beans over tortillas. Sprinkle with HALF of the chicken, corn, cheese, and 1 cup of the enchilada sauce. Layer more tortillas on top to cover and repeat layering process. When done with the second layer, put the remaining tortillas on top and spread the remaining 1/2 cup of enchilada sauce on top. Cover with foil and place in a 375 degree oven for about 35 m

The Court System Sux....Went to court today, to try and get custody of my oldest son. Well it didnt happen. The reason I was trying to get him is cause his mother beats him, she lets her husband hit him. What is wrong with the system! What does she have to kill him for them to do something?? The DHHS wont do nothing at all. We cant find any proof that any thing is wrong. I havent stopped crying since I left him there. My son even told them he wants to live with me. Im just at a lost right now.

Lock Yer Dores!!Lock Your Doors
Please warn everyone you know about this......Don't let it happen
to you or someone you love................
WARNING - LOCK YOUR DOORS!!!!
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!
A man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his butt.
Police suspect a cereal killer.

Keeping Composure.I guess you could say i'm not your average 17 year old girl. I don't get along with other females. And it's not because I think i'm superior to them, it's just because i'm pretty much everything combined into one person. I have a great personality, i'm not hideous, but i'm not Barbie neither. I make people laugh easily. I'm straight forward. Some people call me brutally honest. Opinions don't bother me. If you don't like me, well skippidy doo daa for you. I hate my natural hair colour. That's why I dye it Red all the time. I love piercings and tattoos. Right now I only have 15 piercings. And 1 tattoo. But i'm definitely getting more. Art is my passion. I draw alot. I drew my tattoo. And the next one I want to get. Kat Von D is my Idol. Love Love Love Love Love Herrrrrr. It's weird because no one else in my house is into piercings or tattoos. My mom has her ears pierced, my sister has her ears and bellybutton pierced. Guys are offended when drinking with me because I drink all my liquor

Is This U What Every Guy Needs1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you...
2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant...
3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care...
4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you...
5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...
6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you..
8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..
9.I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.

Moral/ethical Test...You are driving down the road in your car on a wild,
stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see
three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing
that there could only be one passenger in your car.
Think before you continue reading
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually
used as part of a job application. You could pick up
the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first. Or you could take the old
friend because he once saved your life, and this would
be the perfect chance to pay him back. However , you
may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had
no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my old friend and l

My Friends Obituary07-31-2007
EDWIN PAUL DUKE
FAYETTEVILLE - Funeral service for Edwin Paul Duke, 35, will be Wednesday, Aug. 1, at 11 a.m. at Fayetteville United Methodist Church with the Rev. John Limbaugh officiating. Interment will be in Marble Valley Cemetery. The body will lie in state at the church one hour prior to service time. Mr. Duke died Friday, July 27, 2007 at his residence. He was preceded in death by his brother, Tracey Lane Duke; and his grandparents, Eugene and Evie Barnett, Burt Lee and Evelyn C. Duke. He is survived by his fiancee, Jennifer Lawley; son, Peyton; parents, Edwin Lane and Joy Duke; brothers, Donnie Wayne Duke and Brian Shawn Duke; sister, Sissy Horton McDaniel; nieces, Erika Shay Duke and Destiny Michelle Caldwell; nephews, Aron Lane Duke, Brantley Shawn Duke and Kazden Lee Duke; Laura Caldwell and Kristen Williams, Edwin's siblings' significant others; brother-in-law, Daryl McDaniel; aunts, Pat Black and Lynn Green. Visitation will be Tuesday, July 31, from 5-9 p.

This Is MeTo every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured h

Tell Me, Do You Miss Me?Tell Me, Do You Miss Me?
Tell me, do you miss me?
do you miss my smiling face?
tell me, do you miss me?
or has someone taken my place?
Tell me, do you miss me?
when you lie awake at night?
tell me, do you miss me
now that I am out of sight?
Tell me, do you miss me?
miss the sound of my voice?
tell me, if you saw me
would your heart rejoice?
Tell me, do you miss me?
without me are you blue?
tell me, do you miss me?
because I sure am missing You!!
copyright Juliana Bond 2007

To All Of My FriendsTo All of My Friends...
You were there to catch me
when I was falling down
You were there when I was feeling blue
You became my clown
You were there to listen
when I needed someones ear
It was You that stood behind me
when I was filled with fear
You mended my heart
when it was broken clean in two
who helped me find my way
when I was lost? yes it was You!
When I was feeling all alone
You reached out to me your hand
when I was feeling so confused
You helped me to understand
You have always been there
with a shoulder to lend
and for this I really Thank You
My Dear and Special Friend
copyright Juliana Bond 2007

No Very HappySo I'm not very happy today...Well If you didn't know..I am a nurses aide..& Today they told me that I had to take out all my visable piercings except my ears...I don't really wanna...But I do like my job..& I can't really afford to lose it...So I took them out...Now the only thing i have pierced is my belly button & ears....Not very happy

Today I Will Make A Difference...Today I Will Make A Difference...
Today I will make a difference
I will smile at the old lonely man
Today I will make a difference
I will give my children
all the time that I can
Today I will make a difference
I will send all my friends a 'hello'
I will be ever-so friendly
every single place that I go
Today I will make a difference
I will give what I can to the 'needy'
I will give the beggar the last of my cash
and I will not be greedy
Today I will make a difference
I will hug everyone that I meet
instead of just walking on by
I will spread love to all that I greet
Today I will make a difference
I will rescue a child from ill fate
I will listen to what is said to me
and I promise not to dictate
Today I will make a difference
I will visit an old lady so dear
I will comfort her, I'll give my support
and remove from her all her fear
Today I will make a difference
I will offer my ear to lend
today I WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE
today I will make a new f

That LineAfter a sobering cold shower
an unforgiving plummet sleep.
An announcement from God on a random playlist
saying
Just wait.
I flicked the razor,
I killed the manchild,
I drew a line in the sand.
And the line said
Work.
Dreams.
Death.
Pay.
Find.
Lead-not-follow.
Dreams...
As much as we
pray
for them to
fall
in our humble and cum stained
eager
laps
we have to
work.
For our
dreams.
Work.
Because your son wants to draw THAT line.
He wants
you
to draw that line.
And so do you.

My Birthday Present.I'm getting really anxious. Eric ordered this beautiful ring for me for my birthday.. My birthday was yesterday. We went to the store and had it ordered Friday. It's beautiful..
But they said since they didn't have it in white gold at the store, that they would have to have it transferred from the store in Indianapolis and that since the store isn't open on the weekends, that it would be around Monday or Tuesday before it would get to the store up here. Well, they said FedEx usually runs around noon.. and they would call me when it's in. I didn't hear anything yesterday and they haven't called yet today either. Of course it's only a few minutes past noon right now. but I'm so impatient. I want it now. lol. Eric is going to call them in about 20 minutes and see if it's there or if we can get a status update of when it will be there. Wish us luck. I really want it today.

19 Love Q's From NickyIf you opened it, you have to do it! Now start.
19 LoVe QuEsTiOnS:
Name you go by:
Karoline
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
tongue ring, earrings, opal ring.
*You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY
[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex?
Contempt, disgust, disappointment.. lots of feelings lol
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
Tons
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Dirty Dancing
[04] How many times have you honestly been in love?
A handful
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
Many throughout our lives.
[06] Whats your current problem?
Not enough money
[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
I have
[08] Long Distance Relationships?
Don't usually work out unless one or both people involved visit eachother and plan on being together at some point.
[09] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
yeah
[10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
For t

Support The Troops ContestIm in a support the troops contest please come by and comment and rate my pic as many times as you want you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today
[ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ]
Thanks so much

I Hate.I hate your guts.
Not you, just your guts. Because guts are gross.

Interesting Sex Facts• A man produces 3 million new sperm cells every hour of his life.
• The average male member in all its glory is 6 inches long and 5 inches in circumference.
• '70s porn star Annie Sprinkle claims have had sex with more 3,000 men.
• 5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day.
• Hanged men become erect as they die.
• The average amount of male ejaculate is about 1 tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.
• A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long.
• White women get 97% of boob jobs.
• A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only 15-25 calories per serving.
• Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys.
• 67% of men prefer women who shave south of the border.
• Former Cuban President Batista spoke out against the growing scourge of American and European pornography, arguing that it took business away from local prostitutes.
• A father and son are mos

Words Rearranged!This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
Is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
W

Y They Them Them So MuchWHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX-
- Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
- Position is your choice, not his.
- You don't have to suck it.
- It works "while" the sports games are on.
- It always is hard.
- It doesn't leave a mess behind.
- You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
- It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
- It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
- You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
- You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
- You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
- They don't get tired after the first time.
- They never poke you in

Pet Peeves.So I have a beef this morning, ALREADY!
You know i'm pretty accomodating on most things. MOST, not everything.
I keep fubar ON FUBAR, and that's just how it is.
I like how when people ask me what my messenger name is that after I tell them no they can't have it they suddenly get all idignant and then i'm talking down to them when I say that.
Sorry, but that's not me talking down to you folks, that's just me telling you how it is. I don't just add people on my personal messengers on a whim. I mean I need some place to hide to right?
So yeah. I know. I'm a bitch. You don't have to tell me twice.

Best Just To Watchwooohooooo, the last batch of stories were very well received. Thanks to all of you who rated and dropped comments.
this is a pure fantasy that developed out of a chat with a woman i met online a while ago. she was telling ae about spending time w/ a ladyfriend and my imagination just ran withit, lol.
hope you all enjoy it as much as she did.
Sometimes, It's Best Just to Watch
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Wish you were here with me right now, you and Sophie. Don't want to share her with you, just want to watch you make love with her and then after you're done, take my turn with you. My friends will tell you that I'm a breast man, so your 44Cs are very enticing. Mmmmmmm. My imagination starts wandering . . .
You, Sophie and I lounging in my living room, sipping some wine, listening to the radio. You suggest putting on some porn, so I throw my favorite disc in the DVD player and start her up.
Watching the action on the screen gets to all of us

073007 Fluffy Starr BlogMonday, July 30, 2007
I visited a vomitorium, I think... But I had good hair.
It's been a really fun filled weekend with wonderful friends! Old and new. But a bit too much fun for some, I noticed. At this bar that I've never been to before, people were so drunk, because the beer (eww, beer) is so cheap, that they were throwing up all over the place. It was like a vomitorium. I was disgusted! Had to leave after witnessing numerous grisly things. A drop of one guys vomit actually landed on me. Uh-huh. That totally sucked, I can tell you. Really bites when people can't control themseves. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink. Simple. You would think. (No, none of my friends vomited.)

Blaming The DogA guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Tell Tale Signs Of A Single ManA guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

Recoverywell hey there to all ct family and friends bet ya all wondered where i went? Well last Wed i had surgery the old gullblatter went out on me i went in the hospital sun nite just got out last thurs. Im doing fine just sore I'm back to baby sitting for the fist time was off for a week and then another week being in the hospital. I want to say thanks for the ones that still showed me love while I've been gone.

The Six Pillars Of CharacterTrustworthiness. Respect. Responsibility. Fairness. Caring. Citizenship. The Six Pillars of Character are ethical values to guide our choices. The standards of conduct that arise out of those values constitute the ground rules of ethics, and therefore of ethical decision-making.
There is nothing sacrosanct about the number six. We might reasonably have eight or 10, or more. But most universal virtues fold easily into these six. The number is not unwieldy and the Six Pillars of Character can provide a common lexicon. Why is a common lexicon necessary? So that people can see what unites our diverse and fractured society. So we can communicate more easily about core values. So we can understand ethical decisions better, our own and those of others.
The Six Pillars act as a multi-level filter through which to process decisions. So, being trustworthy is not enough — we must also be caring. Adhering to the letter of the law is not enough — we must accept responsibility for our action o

Does This Make Be A Good Or Bad Girlfriend-tye?I stole Brandons' Girlfriend application and figured i'd hae fun, answer the quetsions and see if people consider me to be a good plausible girlfriend..hrm....
Girlfriend Application.
About You
Name: Amanda Jean aka Mandy
Age: 19
Height: 5'7
Hair color: brown'red
Eye color: blue, with green in them
Favorite color: orange and green
Favorite food: italian
Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: texasrain0606 (all 3 )
Tattoos?: none, but someday
Piercings?: none, not sure if i want one
Drink?: occasionally, im still a cheap date lol
Smoke?: YUCK. hell NO.
Any Other drugs?: no way
Would you care if i did drugs?: eh, yea.
Would you care if i drank?: no AA meetings, plz.
Are you a virgin?: nope
Do you have sex?: ...i'm being good.
(if so) How Often?: ...being good.
Is sex all your looking for?: no way.
Do you have any STD's?: no
Would you kiss me anytime?: mmmm i like kissees
Anywhere?: anywhere
Do you like to cuddle?: thats a must
How much?: a lot. i lovve

The Breasts Of An Eighteen Year Old And The...This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"
She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"
She says, "Well, your name never came up."

The Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man1 This explains your car.
2 I never saw one like that before.
3 But it still works, right?
4 Are you cold?
5 I guess this makes me the early bird.
6 Ahhhh, it's cute.
7 Can I be honest with you?
8 Maybe it looks better in natural light.
9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

Lounges To CloseTO MY FELLOW FAMILY
BIGG IS GOING TO BE REDOING THE FAMILY LA MAFIA AND THE HAVEN LOUNGES WILL BE CLOSING AND A NEW LOUNGE WILL OPEN IN ITS SPOT
TO THOSE I HAVE SPECIAL MEMORIES WITH I WILL NEVER FORGET THEM AND YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE ITS BEEN FUN AND ILL MISS EVERYBODY

Proverbs ; 5:16-29The seven things the Lord hates are :
yes, seven are an abomination to him:
A proud look
a lying tounge
hands that shed innocent blood
a heart that devises wicked plans.
feet that are swift to running to evil.
a false wittness who speeks lies.
And one who shows discord among brethren.
My son keep your Fathers command.
Do not forsake the law of your other.
Bind them continually upon youtr heart;
Tie them around your neck;
then you roar,they will lead you;
When you sleep they will keep you;;
And when you wake they will speek to you;
for the commandant is thy lamp;
Reproofs are the instructions are
The way of life;to keep you from the evil woman
from the flattering tounge of seductress;
Do not lust after her beauty in your heart;
dont let her alure you with her eyelids;
for by means of a harlet a man be crushed as a crust of bread;
An adultress will prey upon his precious life;
can a man take fire to his boosom;
And his clothes not be burned;?
can

Guessing GamesOnce there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children.
The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"

Shoulder!I went to the doctor tonight(31 july 2007)& he told me tonight that i've got 3months off work (Security) & that i'm getting my shoulder re-constructed for the 2nd time in 2yrs. The last re-construction was March 2005. My doctoralso told me that i'm going to be out of work for 6-12months so that my shoulder can fully heal & recover from this major surgery! I'm telling you all this now so that if you ever see me go absolutely psyco or mental it's only cos i'll be home 24/7/365 after the surgery! I'm soooooooooooooo totally going to go insane as its my right arm & i'm right handed too! I wont even be able to do grocery shopping on my own because of my arm will be in a sling which will be strapped to my body everyday. The only time the sling will be allowed to come off will be for the shower & most likely bed(not certain on that one!) I'm going to become a complete vegetable in this time frame as i'm normally a very active, hands-on & physical kind of gentleman.
So again i'm warning you

Irresistible To WomenA man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates

PresumptionsA man walks up to his dresser and puts his money in his pocket. He picks up his cigarettes, his lighter, and puts them in his pocket as well. Checking the mirror one last time, he steps out the door and starts his walk down the street. It's his day off, and he thought he might go down to the park and see if there isn't a pickup volleyball game or something. The weather is nice on this Wednesday afternoon. Less than 100 paces from his house, he is approached by another man, "Excuse me, could you tell about the keys in your pocket?"
"What keys?"
"It's Wednesday morning, so you must be off to work, and statistics show that everyone in this city owns a car, so you must be headed to work, therefore driving, and so you have keys in your pocket."
"It's my day off today."
"Nobody has a day off on a Wednesday."
"I do. Also, no keys in my pocket, but yes I own a car."
"Turn out your pockets then. Prove it."
"I can't. They're sewn in."
"You just don't want me to see the keys. Why

Just SearchingI'm just here searching for some friends to have some laughs with. This is sort of confusing at first but I think i'm getting the hang of it. It's too hot outside today so nothing better to do then to figure out how the heck this thing works finally. Hope to talk to you soon.

Always WaitingTime Clicks as I await
The hour ends before my take
Sitting, thinking, waiting; my mind escapes
The day grows old as night passes
Wolves crying, coyotes howling; anticipating
Watching, staring, seeing -- nothing
Silence begins the day
as morning comes without notice
Tears begin to fall, slowly
The day moves on without hope
Wishing to be what is not to be
The sun moves to its peak
without a whisper or retreat
Time moving, but still empty
Stomach aching, curling
Still waiting

Secret Dietary TipsTwo older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active.
The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital.
"Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically."
The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock.
The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?"
The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?"
The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."
To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"

Trickling OutThis day my love, while we were talking,
And in your face and acts I clearly saw
That with my words I never would convince you
I wished my heart could overcome your doubts;
And Love, who all my efforts was assisting
Achieved what so impossible had seemed:
For in my tears, which in my grief were spilling,
A heart unloosed, dissolved, came trickling out.
Enough my love of cruelty, enough;
Let brutal jealousy no more torment you,
Nor let low fears your mind's peace countermand.
With foolish fantasies with empty signs,
For in a liquid form you've seen and touched
My heart unloosed, dissolved between your hands

Some Ppl Eh?This morning i sign on....i rated a few of the "GREEN" new comers to fubar...i like to be nice! This one guy i rate comes back with a shout..wanna play? Im like uh...you dont have a salute...i dont know you that well. He tells me he is 31 from pa, ok..kewl..Im older and love the STEELERS, then this dick blocks me..what an asshole. I guess i didnt respond the way he wanted...not a great way to start out making friends is it? What an asshole
http://www.fubar.com/user/1044244...this is his link btw! I dont know if id add him..since he is a total dick!
Have a great day!

If I Could Talk To The AnimalsA ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"
Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"

Broken Down In AlaskaA man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car suddenly broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after.
The service man opened the hood and after a while the looked up and said, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
The man replied, "No, it's just frost on my moustache."

Lmao Funny See What Ct Does To A Person Life~BROWN EYEZ~@ fubar
This is proof that I dont love you, and the ct people can read why I dont cause I dont care anymore
[22:08] 17@sbcglobal.net: its cherrytap
[22:08] princess_sonia_marquez28: but i miss u on it
[22:08] princess_sonia_marquez28: come back
[22:09] princess_sonia_marquez28: please
[22:09] 17@sbcglobal.net: why
[22:09] princess_sonia_marquez28: so we can be on eachothers page
[22:09] 17@sbcglobal.net: you can get off it
[22:09] princess_sonia_marquez28: no u can get back on
[22:10] 17@sbcglobal.net: why cant you escape it
[22:10] princess_sonia_marquez28: i am addicted
[22:10] princess_sonia_marquez28: i told u
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: babe?
[22:11] 17@sbcglobal.net: ya
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: come back to ct
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: please
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: :(
[22:11] 17@sbcglobal.net: nah sorry hun
[22:12] princess_sonia_marquez28: for me?
[22:12] princess_sonia_marquez28: i guess u dont love me

Ack!...being A Hermit +being Annoyed.Azzie has a new friend. I have my speculations that this new friend has started drama between him and one of his friends.... I'm not happy. Hopefully the supposed drama hasn't spilled over but since I've been in hiding for the last month or so no one is currently talking to me... I feel out of the loop.
Anyways... Yes I'm still alive, no I'm not trying to change that. And... I don't know what else to say really... So yeah... Having people issues right now....
.:end transmission:.

On The Construction SiteThere was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy.
Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy?"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"

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A Useful FrogA guy walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda and puts a frog on the bar. The bartender gives him the drink and asks what the frog's for?
The guy snaps his fingers and the frog jumps down and blows the man. The bartender is amazed, and asks to see that again.
So the guy a second time snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the man, and hops back on the bar. The bartender is astounded, he offers the guy $3000 for the frog.
The man of course accepts, and gives the frog to the bartender.
The bartender, after his shift, goes home. he's sitting in his kitchen, calls his wife over, says he has something to show her.
His wife walks in, the bartender takes the frog out of his pocket, puts it on the table, snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the bartender and hops back on the kitchen table.
The wife asks, "why the hell are you showing me this?"
The bartender says, "cause you're going to teach him how to cook and then you're gonna get the fuck outta here."

On Second Thoughts…A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."
She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass."
He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."
She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you."
"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.
He yells, "I'll kill him!"
She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"
Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

My Quiet Inner MyspaceOk, as you all well know Myspace can be a bit coo-coo for cocoa puffs every now and then. Yet, as of late I can't help but notice that myspace, while still having those annoying HTML games as advertisements, it now offers services. These services are strange at best and why anyone would want to use them is beyond me. These services can mostly be found, oddly enough, on the blogs page.
I dropped my account there, and then decided to open a new one. I haven't done anything with it, or added friends, so there has been no need to check in. But I did this last Friday and this is what I found lurking around my blank profile page.
A service was asking if you know your credit score. I, always one to be on top of my credit knew my score but decided to check the thing out. After filling out loads of information I was eventually brought to a page that asked me which magazine subscription I wanted to pay for. I have no idea how this helps me find my credit score. I chose against sub

Advice From A Caring HusbandA woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

SorrySorry I haven't been on lately. I've been uber busy trying to get things done around here. I will try and get one more but don't anyone hold me to that. =) At least not until I have things in order.
xoxoxoxo

People Crack Me Upthey really think they should be giving everything.....news flash nothing in life is for free not even points

-----what Is A Wonderful Daughter---WHAT IS A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER?
SHE'S A GIFT THAT BRINGS JOY FROM THE START,
SHE'S SMILES AND SURPRISES,
A DREAM COMING TRUE,
WITH VISIONS AND HOPES IN HER HEART,
SHE BRINGS REALPRIDE TO HERE FAMILY,
SHE'S LOVED FOR HERSELF, THROUGH AND THROUGH---
WHAT IS A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER?
SHE'S SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

"honey, Don't You Think Their Home Decore Looked Like Shit??"Panda Poop to Be Recycled Into Souvenirs
Jul 30, 6:05 AM (ET)
By AUDRA ANG
BEIJING (AP) - Nothing says "I love you" like a photo frame made from panda poop.
The Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base has come up with a dung-for-profit scheme that turns droppings from the endangered species into odor-free souvenirs ranging from bookmarks to Olympic-themed statues of the animals, state media and base officials said Monday.
The facility in the southwestern province of Sichuan houses about 40 bamboo-fed pandas who produce less than a ton of excrement a day.
"We used to spend at least 6,000 yuan ($770) a month to get rid of the droppings but now they can be lucrative," Jing Shimin, assistant to the base director, was quoted as saying by the official Xinhua News Agency.
The products will be made at a local handicraft company mostly from undigested bamboo culled from the panda waste through a special process, Xinhua said.
An official who answered the phone at the Chengdu facili

Gator-aid Please. . .What's amazing about this story is that there is no mention of the concern for safety of PEOPLE - kids walking on the beach, etc. The P.E.T.A. crowd comes out loud and proud of course. What the hell???
Alligator Found In Pillowcase on NY Beach
Gator Abandoned With Note on Case
POSTED: 7:02 am EDT July 30, 2007
BABYLON, N.Y. -- Finding a pillowcase on the beach is one thing, but what if it's moving?
An off-duty humane society officer knew just what to do. He called in a response team, which rescued a more than two-foot long alligator that had been abandoned on a Long Island, N.Y., beach.
Officials at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said someone had written "Live Gator -- Please find him a home" on the pillowcase.
The Suffolk County group is asking for donations to help them care for the alligator until it can be taken to a sanctuary. They are also seeking to find the person who dumped it.

Fatherhood...remembering My First YearMy oldest child was born in 2001. At the time, I didn't realize that the joy he brought into my life would be tripled with the birth of a daughter in 2003 and son in 2004. I also didn't realize that I would live off and on in abject terror of my bundles of joy!
To begin with, the first year of their lives drives me nuts! I'm not sure what these kids are eating in the womb, but I'm convinced it's road tar! It's like they're blowing bubble gum out of their butts for their first poo! And how the hell can formula/breast milk smell THAT bad on the way through the body?!? I wish someone would have told me that somehow, babies create more poo than the food they actually take in. I mean, how can a kid blow out 10 times in a day?
And the sleepless nights! I'm not saying that I got up in the middle of the night with them for feeding, but I did try to have the crib in my bedroom for the first month. Sleeplessness causes dementia, and I was about as close to that as I could get! I wo

Alex An I (pt3)Alex gasped as I blew a cool steady breath onto her aching wet cunt. "Damn! Harry…If you keep teasing me we’ll never get back to you place."
I laughed and kissed her softly as my fingers played, pinched and pulled at her nipples. I leaned back and watched her face as I rolled her hard nipples between my fingers. "You like that don't you, Alex?"
All she could do was bit her lower lip and nod “yes”…
"You've got amazing tits, baby. And, they're all natural aren't they?"
"Totally…" Alex watched me play with her…My fingers twisting, pulling, and rolling her nipples. Alex gasped and whispered. "Yes, oh yes, Harry... I love when you twist and pull on my nipplest..." Alex moaned and pressed her tits into my hands. Alex looked into my eyes as I continued to handle her beautiful breasts.
"When I'm sucking your cock, I want you tell me exactly what you like." Alex talked quietly as I played with her tits. I was breathing hard again and just nodded…
"The long slow licks with my

Three Things To Think About...Three Things to Think About:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution, and
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow.
The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work

When Angry Unemploed White Men Go Bad. . . .New Jersey Police Track Down Toe-Sucking Suspect
Posted: July 30th, 2007 11:32 AM EDT
Story by nbc10.com
OCEAN CITY, N.J. --
The bizarre case of the toe-sucker may be closed.
On Friday at around 6 p.m., the Ocean City Police Department went to the Gardens area to investigate a sighting of a man who matched the description of the person wanted for harassing a juvenile on June 25.
When officers arrived, they saw a man who matched the description of the alleged toe-sucker. When the man saw the police officers, he fled on foot toward the Longport Bridge. After a short chase, Sgt. Dave Hall and Det. Steve Sullivan took the suspect into custody.
The man was charged with obstructing the administration of law and harassment. Bail was set at $2,500 full cash. They also learned that he had an active warrant for contempt of court in Palmyra, N.J., for $2,500. He was remanded to the Cape May County Correctional Facility.
The suspect's name is Kevin L. Massaro. He is a white, unemploye

Opulent Cd Out Wednesday 8/1!!!The new Opulent CD will be in our hands and ready to go to yours Wednesday. This means that presale time is running out, and that the great deals you could be getting are also running out.
Your last chance to pre-order is coming quick, so visit http://www.opulentmusic.com to do it NOW before it's too late!
Don't forget to see us Tuesday, 7th September with Gothminister at the Jet Lounge. (And check out Combichrist the day before, on the 6th!)
Our official CD Release party, featuring special guests Asmodeus X and DJ Naika Whisperwish, is on 11th Septmber 2007 at the jet lounge. Lots of fun to be had, so stay tuned for details.
Your support is -as always- greatly appreciated!
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Aaron Got Fitted With His New Arms YesterdayLast nite on the ten'oclock news I watch Aaro get fit with one of his new arms and the other one is here in Des Moines,Iowa as soon as he has time to get use to his one arm they will conect the othe other on he will be able to mow the grass he has picked up the first thing in his life thanks to the Iowa bikers,shriners,and all the people who showed support
Last nite on the ten'oclock news I watch Aaro get fit with one of his new arms and the other one is here in Des Moines,Iowa as soon as he has time to get use to his one arm they will conect the othe other on he will be able to mow the grass he has picked up the first thing in his life thanks to the Iowa bikers,shriners,and all the people who showed support
THESE TWO GUYS WERE A BIG PART OF HELPING AARON SHOW THEM SOME LOVE AND THANKS PLZ
EXECUTIONER/Leading the way to help aaron get his new arms today/thanks for fubars support he gets f@ fubar
Grey@ fubar
THANK YOU BOTH FOR ALL YOU DID TO HELP

4000 To LevelShe wants to be a Ninja
"Not Your Average Girl....Member of Fat Sonny's Goon Squad@ fubar

Testing Day Complete Part 2Good morning again! Hope today finds you all well! I will finally complete this series today (started early enough to finish it today hehe)
To continue regarding the seminar of Friday night. We went through many moves, some very basic, others that were a little more advanced, basic cuts, stances. moving with the weapon, how to carry it and how to properly ready the weapon for use. Over all It was a great experience and I look forward to learning more in the next several months as we are starting a sword/Hapkido class on Saturdays so we are better prepared to learn more advanced moves when our GM comes back in 6 months.
Testing itself was a grueling five hours. We started at 10 and went until after 2. It was a long hard trip, but It was well worth it to under the tutelage of such a great teacher. We had one of our young men receive his 1st Dan Rank (black belt). My instructor received his 4th Dan as well as being certified as a Master-Instructor in the UMA TKD association. We

Its Gettin Hot In Herehmmm... wonder why I like this song... :)
"I am getting too hot I wanna take my clothes off"
I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious
Uh, flirtatcious, tryin to show patience
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Waitin for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Oh, Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds are feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve and, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for (oh)
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (ah, ah)
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin So hot, I wanna take my clothes off
Oh
Let it hang all out
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivi

Don't You Hate It When..............the past comes up to bite you on your ass! seriously, when bad things happen to you in the past, and you work extremely hard to put it all behind you and move on.....it sucks when it comes back to the surface! i am sure that it happens to everyone, and i am sure that we all have to deal, but what do you do to reassure yourself that the past isn't going to become the present again? for me, this issue is new. things happen, and we choose to move past it, but how many times must we be forced to re-visit things that upset us from the past? do we ever really get over it, or just learn to cope with it lingering there? is it possible to really get over things to the extent that they no longer bother you even when they are looking you in the eye? hopefully i will get to that point someday, but speaking from experience i am not there yet! thanks for listening to my rant!!!!!!

Lmao Funny See What Ct Does To A Person Life~BROWN EYEZ~@ fubar
This is proof that I dont love you, and the ct people can read why I dont cause I dont care anymore
[22:08] 17@sbcglobal.net: its cherrytap
[22:08] princess_sonia_marquez28: but i miss u on it
[22:08] princess_sonia_marquez28: come back
[22:09] princess_sonia_marquez28: please
[22:09] 17@sbcglobal.net: why
[22:09] princess_sonia_marquez28: so we can be on eachothers page
[22:09] 17@sbcglobal.net: you can get off it
[22:09] princess_sonia_marquez28: no u can get back on
[22:10] 17@sbcglobal.net: why cant you escape it
[22:10] princess_sonia_marquez28: i am addicted
[22:10] princess_sonia_marquez28: i told u
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: babe?
[22:11] 17@sbcglobal.net: ya
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: come back to ct
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: please
[22:11] princess_sonia_marquez28: :(
[22:11] 17@sbcglobal.net: nah sorry hun
[22:12] princess_sonia_marquez28: for me?
[22:12] princess_sonia_marquez28: i guess u dont love me

One Of My Horoscopes For Todaywell this one is ok i suppose but i have to say, that i have seen better ones. however this one list a couple of good strengths and lists what it belives to be a powerful color for me. thats teh part i have trouble believing tho. ive never heard anywher or by any other horoscope that black was my color. it is almost usually always in the blue - turquoise, or yellow colors. especially ble which happens to be my fave. anyways, here it is, i hope it shows up on here! =D

New Baby Name For Chinese CoupleSu Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian,white baby boy.
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.
"Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...
Are you ready for this???
Are you sure you are ready??
Well.... here it comes...
Sum Ting Wong !!!

Writer's Block!Damn it! I just got to chapter 13 of the book and I can't think of where I want to go from there. I hate when this happens.

Mistakes Of The FoolishI travel an endless road of life.
It starts it ends there is no rest.
In spots I see glimmers of hope and peace.
They are welcome oasis's in a desert of space.
I seek feelings that have been lost.
They have left with another gone to a scared place.
I reach out badly, foolishly and with no grace.
Refused I panic, run scared embarrassed and in disgrace.
Only part rest is personal and will remain that way, ha ha hard to be old also

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Being At FubarI LOVE THIS PLACE I CAME FROM MY SPACE THE PEOPLE HERE ARE MORE FUN THEY TAKE THE TIME TO COMMENT ON PHOTOS I GOT SO MANY LAST NIGHT I COULD NOT KEEP UP WITH THEM I HOPE I REPLIED TO EVERY ONE IF I DID NOT SORRY I LOST COUNT WELL ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE FRIENDS FANS AND COMMENTS I AM THANKFULL WELL JUST TRYING TO SAY LOVING FUBAR

EveryoneJUST WANTED TO TELL EVERY ONE TO HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEBER TO THE WORLD YOU MAY BE ONE PERSON BUT TO ONE PERSON YOU MAY BE THE WORLD SMILES HUGS

Every OneJUST WANTED TO TELL EVERY ONE TO HAVE AN AWESOME DAY PEACE OUT

Tuesday?! Already? LolTime is moving at a faster clip all the time! It's a matter of learning those "life lessons" on the fly and move on - or else, lmao!! Take those vitamins!
I have a late start to my day today, as you might have noticed! And I have another Belly Dancing class tonight - we dance at the Children's Miracle Network fundraiser on Sunday afternoon. Practice, practice, practice! It's supposed to be hot, but there will be shade this time.
I have decided to officially join the second belly dancing group in town. That will mean two classes a week routinely! I need the exercise, lol. The fun will come with all the performances in the Summer. Fall is close, however!!
Hope all are finding ways to survive this Retrograde! Not too terrible so far, but we've only just begun, lol.
Question for my energyworker/Pagan/Wiccan friends: Has anyone ever dealt with dragons and dragon energy? I seem to have found "my dragon." So delightful! I do have Dancing With Dragons by D.J. Conway. Just wondered

Diana And ActaeonIt was midday, and the sun stood equally distant from either goal, when young Actaeon, son of King Cadmus, thus addressed the youths who with him were hunting the stag in the mountains:
"Friends, our nets and our weapons are wet with the blood of our victims; we have had sport enough for one day, and to-morrow we can renew our labours. Now, while Phoebus parches the earth, let us put by our implements and indulge ourselves with rest."
There was a valley thick enclosed with cypresses and pines, sacred to the huntress queen, Diana. In the extremity of the valley was a cave, not adorned with art, but nature had counterfeited art in its construction, for she had turned the arch of its roof with stones, as delicately fitted as if by the hand of man. A fountain burst out from one side, whose open basin was bounded by a grassy rim. Here the goddess of the woods used to come when weary with hunting and lave her virgin limbs in the sparkling water.
One day, having repaired thither with

Seductionwhat is "your" cornerstone of seduction? (the one thing that can never go wrong)
In my opinion WHISPERING is the cornerstone of seduction. You can say almost anything and make it sound sexy when you "whisper it". Sometimes it is what you don't say when you whisper that says it all. For example Whisper: "I can't wait to be alone with you later".
"Now seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already".
There's nothing worse than a lazy lover, one who's perfectly willing to skip the main course to go directly to dessert! What your partner may not realize is that foreplay is an essential part of lovemaking. In fact, long and sensual foreplay is a prerequisite for steamy sexy sex. The more build up you create, the more pleasure both of you will feel come Oh-time. Here's how to guide your lover to the ultimate roll in the hay.
Foreplay 24 hours a day
There is no such thing as definitiv

Cupid And PsycheA certain king had three daughters. The two elder were charming girls, but the beauty of the youngest was so wonderful that language is too poor to express its due praise. The fame of her beauty was so great that strangers from neighboring countries came in crowds to enjoy the sight, and looked on her with amazement, paying her that homage which is due only to Venus herself. In fact, Venus found her altars deserted, while men turned their devotion to this young virgin. As she passed along, the people sang her praises, and strewed her way with chaplets and flowers.
This perversion to a mortal of the homage due only to the immortal powers gave great offense to the real Venus. Shaking her ambrosial locks with indignation, she exclaimed, "Am I then to be eclipsed in my honors by a mortal girl? In vain then did that royal shepherd, whose judgment was approved by Jove himself, give me the palm of beauty over my illustrious rivals, Pallas and Juno. But she shall not so quietly usurp my hon

Do You Belive In The Bibleif you belive in the bible an want the whole story on christ buy the lost books of the bible i promise you you will think otherwise after reading

Day 2 In Japan And A Bit Of Album News........................OK - so I'm back, writing my usual nonsense. I promised I would be posting more regularly on this tour - for those of you who care about the day to day life of LoveSick Radio!!!
Today is a complete day off, and our chance to shop like we've never shopped before & see some sites. We have one whole day in which to get around one of the biggest and most expensive cities in the world.
During the day we walk around looking in all the stores, drinking coffee(yes I found a Starbucks), and digesting the Japanese way of life…… The evening was all about food, food, and food. We had a great meal at a Japanese pizza joint, eat more than any human has a right to eat,and eventually we go back to the hotel and call it a night.We left the hotel at about 11:30 in the morning, and get back, shattered and sweaty, about 10 at night. A successful and enjoyable day.
Sue - Sweet girl!! Our crew are overworked, underpaid, and kept in cages in between shows, fed on raw cabbage and prune juice, and

Some MenI have to vent and to ask some opinions. Why do alot of men think that you can't have love or anything without sex. Dont' get me wrong, sex is not a bad thing. And I like sex, but not when I'm pressured or forced. And its a major turn off for me to have a guy harp on it all the time. So why do men think LOVE is a 3 letter word SEX????
To me the relationship and the connection between those two ppl is more important then getting a nut all the time. But I know someone that thinks he can't have a relationship or a commitment without sex being the MOST important thing.
He says that its the MOST important part and that if he didn't get it when he wanted it and whatnot then he would pretty much look else where for it. So I said go right ahead. For one I work 10 hours a day, go home take care of my two kids, on top of being pregnant with my 3rd child. I am just to tired some of the time. But he doesn't respect that. He throws a fit like a freaken 2 yr old. He will actually s

Peeing In The BushesA little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if
I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up
to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game,
a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell:
'$20 or off it comes!'"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way,

Day 6Well, today sucks. I am out of money and my phone card is dead. I want to go home NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Literal RamblingsHi my FuBarlicious Friends! Thought i'd give you a bit more of my ramblings... Well, more of a literal rambling i suppose lol.. But hey, thought this would be a way of getting to know Hunni's interests a bit..
For as long as i can remember i've loved to read, i think that's why im such an internet addict, all that information at my fingertips, just waiting to be soaked up.
I suppose i just love the way, when you read, you are magically transported to a far away land, far away from your own reality. My earliest memories of reading just for pleasure, are of Enid Blyton & books like The Magical Faraway Tree & of course the Famous Five books. Ahhh, fond memories. I discovered the Famous Five books at quite a young age, while being looked after by an elderly Great Aunt. She had piles & piles of paperbacks, much to my delight, don't ask me where they came from, i didn't care, what mattered to me was that i was allowed to borrow them, one at a time.
My love of books was so gre

August 1TOMORROW IS BRYNDOLYNN'S FIRST BIRTHDAY :) WHAT A BLESSING HAVING MY DAUGHTER ALLY AND HER HERE WITH ME :) LIFE IS SO GOOD:)

Whats New With MeSORRY ALL THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ON TOO MUCH. I AM JUST BUSY WITH WORK. ALSO NOW MY FIANCE IS LEAVING SATURDAY TO GO TO MISSOURI TO WORK FOR 2 YEARS. SO I AM TRYING TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH HIM AS I CAN TILL HE LEAVES. I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE HIM TILL PROLLY NEXT YEAR. SO IT WILL BE HARD. I WILL NEED ALL MY FRIENDS MORE THAN EVER TO HELP ME STAY BUSY. WE WILL HAVE THE COMPUTER TO TALK AND THE PHONES TO TALK TO EACH OTHER. BUT IT WONT BE THE SAME. ITS GONNA BE HARD. THE LONGEST ME AND HIM HAVE BEEN APART IS 2 MONTHS.SO I WONT BE ON HERE MUCH TILL SOMETIME AFTER HE LEAVES ON SATURDAY. WILL WRITE MORE. LOVES YALL. BIG HUGS

Interesting RemediesI'm not sure if these will really help or not, but thougth I'd share them anyway...
Interesting remedies..
Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your cat's ear...Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days.
The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Kills fleas instantly...Dawn dishwashing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor ...Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

First Grade> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one
> of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in
> the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
> 3rd grade too!"
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
> would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
> he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
> and he agreed to take the test.
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Harry: "9."
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Harry: "36."
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd
> grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I t

Things I Love1. I Love that people in the grocery store say Hi and tawk to ya like they have known you all their lives, swapping recipes in the aisle and tawkin bout the local schools.
2. I love that at football games your likely to see a train roll by in the background.
3. I love that lil kids with names like HARLEIGH and MARLENE are displayed on the School Marquee as students of the month.
4. I love going barefoot in the spring grass, smelling the sweet fresh cut grass and the wind coming off the lake.... and apparently so do my Lil Ol Country boys Adam and Brady....
5. I love that Im a moma of Country boys lol
6. I also love country boys LOL .. and in Texas I love that you can see em shirtless and sweaty with muscles ripplin working hard in a pasture or on some farm equipment on any given day.
7. I love that all the kids in the small schools know each other, and most the parents too.
Thats all I have time for for now. Maybe I will get to write more laterssssss

The Perfect Man> > A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He
> > gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just
> > like Frank."
> >
> > Passenger: "Who?"
> >
> > Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the
> > time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like
> > that to Frank Feldman every single time."
> >
> > Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
> >
> > Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
> > won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like
> > an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have
> > heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
> >
> > Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.
> >
> > Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could
> > remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to
> > order and which fork to ea

Teresa's DreamTeresa’s Dream
Talk to me,
perpetrating through my spells of inexplicable gloom.
Look at me,
admiring the contours of my face;
making me feel that I was the Queen of the sparkling hills.
Dance with me,
to release tons of idle energy;
sweat passionately under the shimmering blanket of milky moonlight,
Smile at me,
spawning me to feel that I was indeed intriguing
and have rights to exist of this planet.
Wink at me,
flirtatiously swirling in the atmosphere,
as rain drops pelted thunderously from the sky.
Embrace me,
igniting the blistering inferno of love to the inner most recesses of my body,
catapulting me into a land of sheer ecstasy.
Tickle me,
evoking me to burst into pools of uninhibited laughter,
enjoy the journey of existence to its fullest,
with the Sun dazzling mystically through the whites of my eyes.
Sing for me,
triggering me to escalate beyond the realms of the cosmos,
feeling elevated when compared to the rest of the world.
Promise me,
an ocean o

One Dark Night In The Small TownOne dark night in the small town of Garfield , NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will donate $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out and delivers them to me!"
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department that could save them.
Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Lodi , NJ volunteer fire departmen

RoflmaoSo I ran across a mumm a little while ago with this tag at the end...
* For the morons that start sprinkling the mumms with their bullshit, your comments will be deleted, don't waste my time or yours, thank you.
So I answered his question and told him that deleting comments was rude. Of course, he deleted my comment. So I had to leave another one. Then I went to my other page to do something...went to that mumm, my comment was gone again. Said something, a minute later, it's gone. Someone else asked a question in his mumm, and I shouted her, and left a comment telling her to check her shoutbox because he'd probably delete my comment. Which he did, so I TRIED to say "See, I knew he'd delete it" and found that I was blocked. So I came back to this account, and left him a comment saying "You blocked my other account? You really are an ass." And another that said "Better be a bigger baby and block this one too." So he gets in my shoutbox...
->Ed: fuck you and get out of my shout

Longass PaperIt might be jumbled. I was up all night finishing it. By the end I don't really care much. Just adding things here and there. I tried to make it so it " flowed " or whatever.
Adam Hampton Hampton 1
English 2010
30th July, 2007
Fast Food Paper
Children, fast-food, and obesity. The first two kinda make me hungry, but the thought of eating fat kids isn’t appetizing…
Remember back in the day when they had bubble-gum cigarettes? I do. I was a child then, and even as a child I thought there was something wrong with it. Today we have “ Happy Meals “ and “ Kid’s Meals “, and have had them for a long time. Greasy hamburgers or deep-fried chicken “ nuggets “ ( deep-fried chunks of bits of smashed together and solidified processed meat ) french-fries, and a fun toy for the child. I’m sure these are the things we want our children to associate with being happy, and as food especially for

A Close ShaveA man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Just A Few More PoemsI'm on my Way, Away
I know you love me
but I don't see you coming,
so I'll come to you;
I'm on my way.
I see you standing there;
so close but still barely out of reach;
I need to be closer to you, so
I'm on my way.
I know your kiss;
still remember tasting it on my lips;
oh how much I want that again;
Im on my way.
I hear your voice;
how perfect it sounds;
it is drawing me nearer;
I'm on my way.
I smell your cologne,
it just makes me melt;
even though I'm on my knees,
I'm on my way.
I can still feel your arms,
you swallowing me with one hug;
I'd die to feel them around me again;
I'm on my way.
I see you again, but hear someone else's voice;
I can smell a different perfume, and I feel the tears coming;
I turn away and one rolls down, I taste it on my lips;
I'm on my way, away.
I don't have to be able to touch you,
but please don't abandon me;
I guess if we can-t be friends I'm leaving;
I'm on my way, away.
I've moved up wind away from yo

The Smartest Man In The WorldThere were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."

How Many Men...Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Ronnieanother simple song triggered the water works over the bastard i use to call my husband.why i stil love him and why my hart hurts when i hear a song he use to sing to me is beyond me. why can't i just freakin get over him?i really try to stay away from songs that remind me of him and they are some of my fave. songs. how can someone just throw away a hole life? i mean we have two kids and now i am pretty much all alone. i just want to move on like he appears to have done.but three years come on people how can the man not see that i still love him? he use to complaine about how i changed and how he wanted "the old me" back and now i am the "old" me and he is nowhare to be found. i honestly think he was my soul mate and i let him slip through my fingers over a fuckin girl. well there is one song that says it all perfectly.. here by me by three doors down. i burn that song up. so heres to him and the prayer that someday he will come back to me whare he belongs.

Come Judegement DayEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"

What's The Difference...What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.

When All This StartedSo God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

WonderingI Wonder
I wonder if he remembers me
Or if I'm just a memory
I wonder if he thinks of us
Or if he finds it useless
I wonder how things would be
If he had never left me
I wonder how he is
And if I'm still a love of his
I think about him everyday
And wonder if he's okay
I think about how happy we were
And the memories make the tears stir
I think about the plans we made
While we were laying in the shade
I think about all we said
And the lives we lead
To not know
Where to go
To not know where to find
A place where he may hide
To not be able to see his face
Puts my heart so out of place
To not know when he's near
Is my greatest fear
There's so much in my head
That I wish I'd said
There's so many missed kisses
For my unanswered wishes
There's only so many ways
For me to make it through the days
There's so little light
In my heart tonight
What would I say
If given a day
What would happen

Blaming The DogA guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Guts Or Balls??There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Tell Tale Signs Of A Single ManA guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

Just One More Quick DrinkA man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"

Good Morninggood morning my awsome friends ty for being so kind to me dont forget to smile love ya all

Communication BreakdownTwo 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

An Excellent Costume Party IdeaThere was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

You Really Can't Win!A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

To All My FreindsHello to all my friends.. I am sorry I havent been on line. The place I moved to don't have cable internet yet, but soon... I am getting a new Harley in two weeks and am going to cross the USA on it.. love to stop in and see ya.. My cell Number is 803-508-2424 if you want to say hello just give me a call. I will be back on line soon.
Love you all... big hugs and kisses to all you ladys..
Bikerguy (Jim)

Ears Are RingingLast evening as I was wrapping things up at work I got a call offering tickets to see Slayer/Marlyn Manson at the Merriweather post. I was excited to see Slayer and mildly curious to see Marilyn Manson. As expected there were plenty of funny looking kids dressed in thier silly costumes to see Manson. Where were the Slayer fans? The crowd was super tame. No pits on the lawn and a general lack of energy. I realize this was a monday night show but WTF.
Fortunatly I got what I expected from Slayer. They were loud, fast, and full of Satan. As much as I enjoyed their set I would have liked to hear Dead Skin Mask and Necropheliac. This is what they did play:
01. Flesh Storm
02. War Ensemble
03. Chemical Warfare
04. Cult
05. Threshold
06. Disciple
07. Payback
08. Jihad
09. Seasons In The Abyss
10. South Of Heaven
11. Raining Blood
12. Mandatory Suicide
13. Angel Of Death
As far as Marlyn Manson goes. It was entertaining.

Vengence Is Mine!One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

503I've been awake since about 8 am est...and I still feel like I should be asleep. It is now almost 10. *yawns* Im afraid though, that if I go back to sleep - I'll end up sleeping all afternoon. And if I do that, I won't get any housework done. Gah!
Oh well. I'm as awake as I'm gonna be. Maybe I'll take a nap later on after I get some of the house work done. We'll see.

16 Things It Took 60 Years To Figure Out.16 THINGS THAT TOOK ME NEARLY 60 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Caught ShortLittle Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you would let me go piss, you'd be a ten!"

BeautifulOne day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

Learning To CountLittle Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

My Horoscope For TodayGo ahead and crawl out on a limb -- way out. Sure, taking an emotional risk can be somewhat scary. When you think about what it means to stay where you are, though, suddenly taking a chance seems worth it.
I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDN'T READ MY HOROSCOPE ANYMORE BUT I FIND MYSELF DOING IT EVERYDAY. ITS INSANE HOW YOU'RE GOING THRU LIFE AND THOSE LITTLE WORDS HIT RIGHT AT HOME.
SO DO I GO OUT ON A LIMB? WAY OUT? AM I AFRAID OF TAKING THAT EMOTIONAL RISK? SURE, WHY NOT..I HAVE BEFORE AND I SURVIVED. IS IT WORTH IT? YEAH...IT IS. IN SO MANY WAYS....

New England Rally...see Me Through Video Stream This Weekend!The 2nd Annual New England Poker Rally kicks off this weekend on Friday at noon and yours truly will be in it!!!
We'll have a live video stream on constantly from our dash-cam that you can access from the rally website at NewEnglandRally.com. This way, you'll see what we see ahead of us and you can track our progress. We'll be in my 2007 Saturn VUE.
I'll also have a wireless card for my laptop! I'll be mobile the entire time too and will be accessable via IM on my personal webcam so that you can see hubby & I and all of our antics along the way!!! Not to mention that we'll need some late night friends as we'll be driving through Friday night until appx. 5pm Sat.
*Stick & Chell, I'm counting on ya my lovelies!*
We'll be hanging out & running passes at the New England Dragway for a bit on Fri. afternoon before we set out on our trek to Ontario, Canada to spend Sat. night at the Renaissance Fallsview Hotel & Casino located directly on Niagra Falls!!!
Still pics an

Two Starving Bums,,,lol,,,eeewwweeeThese two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!"

Guy & Girl FactsGUY FACTS:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
he's listening to you
When a guy is not arguing
he realizes he's wrong
When a guy says,"i'm fine,"after a few minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
When a (good) guy says he loves you
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
When a guy says,"I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
GIRL FACTS:
When a girl is quiet
millions of things ar running through her mind
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
when a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girl answers,"i'm fine,"
she is not at all fine
When a girl stares at you,
she

Fetching The SneakersA guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?"
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters.
He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to fuck you."
The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."

To Perfect In Life - Or Sumpthin Profound *smile*The process of perfecting (spiritually) is like making a sword. You are tempered by fire just like the steel. If that steel had any consciousness, imagine it screaming. It has been burned and hammered, and yet what comes out is a perfect, beautiful sword. It takes alot of burning and alot of hammering to make your soul perfect.

The Wealthy HookerOne day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida .
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a blowjob?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving blowjobs."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars'
"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i h

Rosanne Barr Calls Me A TraitorI grew up enjoying Rosanne's stand up AND her TV show. I also find her charity work also noble.. HOWEVER... Her recent comments on our President and Vice President, and those who support them are extremely disturbing.
She believes that Bush & Cheney are traitors and should be impeached. And Their supporters should be considered traitors as well.
Now look... I understand that there are people in this country who are for peace. I am one of them. However, I also know that you can not achieve peace by ignoring world events. And in times like these, when our leaders are actually working to protect us and have been preventing attacks on our soil, I find it dissapointing that some who have a gaggle of fans like Rosanne Barr, would rather incite anger and divide instead of support for protecting our way of life.
If ANYONE should be considered a traitor, it should be her.
You can read her entire quote here.

War On TerrorThis posting is from an email that I recieved from Grassfire.org. They are a good organization that is really in tune with what is happening in the world. I try not to get political in my posts, but I loved this one and thought it was worth sharing.
__________________________________________________
From the Desk of:
Steve Elliott, President
Grassfire.org
7/30/2007
Bobby,
I want to share an email I received recently supposedly written by an angry housewife from New Jersey.
Ron De Jong is from New Jersey, and is often pretty angry. I had him read it, and he's convinced it's authentic. Regardless, it does accurately reflect my feelings towards the war, our troops, and those who continue to bash this
war on terror.
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it not started by Islamic radicals who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
Weren't 3,000 American men and women murdered that day in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our natio

I'm Sooo Sad : (Hey Everyone.. I bought a sticky yesterday and had over 300 viewers to it for a contest I'm in.. but only a small handful decided to actually take a second for me and vote.. i don't need comments, just 1 rate from everyone. I'm doing unbearable in this contest.. Well I hope you decide to help me out.
here is the link
Well Hope everyone is having a great week..
*Kisses*
~Pole Princess~
P.S
If i win I will be posting Full nudes for everyone to see!!

The Cabbie And The BlowjobA successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well wh

Bahhhhhhhh And Bahhh!!!Ok... so I'm not gonna use ANY names..
but theres a sertain bouncers who needs to get his head outta his @$$!!! sending me dirty weeds "annon." and then marking my photos and mumms as NSFW.. saying if it keeps up my account will be deleted!!!! WTF??? its a mum.. have you seen some of the stupid ones that never get deleted!?!? OMG!! and marking mine that way!!!
GET YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR... you know...!!!!
*sigh*
done ranting.. for now...

Thought For The Day - 31 July 2007Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!--The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight

What Is This Thing Called Love (more Poetry By Me)what is this thing called love
love is something I can never hope to have
love is the emptiness left in my heart
love is what keeps me up at night
why do I want love so bad
why do I need to feel loved
y am i burdened constantly with the reality
that ill never be loved why do I even search for love
something that I will never have is love supposed
to cause pain in your heart why wont the pain end
why cant I stop feeling what is love
love is something ill never find
love has shown me that I’m destined to be alone

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Medicine ManElder's Meditation of the Day - July 30
"You want to know who's a real medicine man? He's the one who doesn't say 'I'm a medicine man.' He doesn't ask you to come to him. You've got to go and ask him. And you'll find he's always there among his own people."
--Louis Farmer, ONONDAGA
The Medicine Man is a role model of what it is like to live in harmony and balance with the Creator. It takes a long time, a lot of sacrifice and discipline to become a Medicine Man. A Medicine Man is humble and never crass about anything. He knows he lives to do the will of the Great Spirit. He knows he is to help the people. He lives very low key - the more low key he lives, the more people seek him out - and such is life. The more one serves the people and is quiet about it, the more he is sought out. The quieter he is, the more powerful is his medicine.
Great Spirit, allow me this day to be humble. Allow me this day not to seek attention, but to live quietly and keep my focus and attention on

When I Get HighSo.William and I have been together again for a week and some odd days. I love him so fuckin much.
I was remembering back when I was so fuckin high that I couldnt even tell what was going on. It felt so freakin good.

HellboundSpiraling down, out of control
Losing sight of my reality.
The light in my eyes goes out,
And my soul quietly dies.
Pain means nothing to me,
As I float softly into the abyss.
Clawing fingers reach out,
Shredding my skin as I pass.
Screams of terror reach my ears,
As flames begin to engulf me.
The skin begins to ooze from my bones,
Dripping into the lava pool,
My bare bones disintegrating.
Until finally, I am no more...
~Morgana Angelia~
7-31-2007

Ejp Summer 4x4 BashEJP's Summer Bash Has Just Got Better!
Saturday, August 4th
This year's Bash is going to be the biggest and baddest one yet.
This event is open to all 4x4 Jeeps/trucks, and spectators. You can bring your 4x4 and try out all of the different obstacles... Mud pits, obstacle course, hill drags, and RTI ramp. This event is for all experience levels. Experienced drivers: Come out and have some fun. Drivers that are new to four-wheeling: Don't worry, there will be people at each event to help you out, and a tractor to pull you out WHEN you get stuck.
If getting dirty isn't your thing, we are also having a Show 'n Shine. Trophies will be given out for categories like: Best-in Show, Most Trail Ready, Muddiest, Ugliest, etc.
As the offroad events wind to a close, there will be two AWESOME local bands playing: Moneyshot and Next of Kin!
Once the sun goes down, there will be overnight camping and a bonfire.
See www.eriejeeppeople.com for more details!

Why No Rate?for ever who I add or who has add me recently I am sorry I have nou rated your page yet my computer is not running and I am doing all this through my phone and its not letting me rate or use the shoutbox once the computer is up again I will rate you all.

RoutineThe darkness of night creeps back into it's hiding as the first fingers of dawn stretch across the sky.
The moons drift away, as the sun takes it's place.
Animals and people alike yawn and stretch, opening their eyes to a brilliant light. The day has once more begun. Padding to the kitchen on bare or slippered feet, longing for the first smells of coffee to awaken the rest of your senses. Going through the motions by habit, you manage to get the coffee going. While you wait, you open the door and your eyes search for the morning paper. Spying it, you hold your robe tight around you and look furtively around for anyone and quickly step out and swoop it up and dash back inside. The smell of coffee reaches you, and you hear that first wonderful gurgle and smile. Knowing your day will be able to begin soon....
~Morgana Angelia~
7-31-2007

Irish Coffee And ViagraHey everyone!!! Good Morning!! =D
Lmfao Came from a bulletin:
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!" "Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Coffee Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, mak

Good Housekeeping TipAlways keep several
get well cards on the mantle..
So if unexpected guests arrive,
They will think you've been sick
and unable to clean.

You Know You Are Living In 2007 When.....1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses .
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to

Bubba In ParisBubba, a furniture dealer from Alabama, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Montgomery, Alabama. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair.
He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass

No Name BasisUrban Word of the Day
July 31, 2007: no name basis
When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond [first name basis].
Man: "Honey, I'm home!"
Woman: "Hey baby, how was your day?"
Man: "It was great sweetheart."
Woman: "What's my name?"
Man: "Ummmmmmmmm..... sweetheart?"
Woman: "What, are we on no name basis now?"

Tuesday Links: Andy Samberg And 'hottest Rod' Contest, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus In Detroit This Weekend, Fall Interns Needed, Superbad SLISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)
Oooh, it's the last day of July, and the Opie and Anthony Show is broadcasting full steam ahead. We have a lot of stuff to get to today, so strap in and put on yer reading glasses...or your dunce caps...
Today on the POgram, Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live will be in promoting his new film HOT ROD. In honor of the film, we'll be having the Hottest Rod contest today, during which a few unlucky fellas are going to get their dicks burned with Icy Hot for a chance to win $500.
Want to see this madness LIVE as it happens? Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)
Thanks to our own Sam, we have a new Opie and Anthony Video online:
Fez-Marie 'Tiffany' Whatley Tests Out The New Stripper Pole
We have some great new Audio

"the Warlord" Song Lyrics"The Warlord" by K.L.Scott, 1991-93
I see a door that says "Do not enter!", ...I give a mighty kick
I pull my sword and I start to swing, ...The blood is running thick
I grab the treasure, and from around the corner, ..I hear a galliant yell
Here comes another poor soul, ...I send him straight to hell
I came, I saw, I did.... my job,
I came, I saw, and I slayed!!!
I come upon the evil wizard, ...with magic staff in hand
I notch my bow and draw it back, ...he going to make a stand
The arrow whistles through his fireball, ...hits right between the eyes
It's a sign for all that challenge, ....everyone will die!!!
I came, I saw, I did.... my job,
I came, I saw, and I slayed!!!
(Insert guitar solo here)
Another door reading "Do not enter!" ...is shattered by my boot
This time it's a crimson dragon, ...sitting on his loot
His flames hit where I was standing, ...he turns to see my sword
The blade sinks deep in his skull, ...this rush is my reward!!!
I came, I s

The Bike RideTHE BIKE RIDE
YOU CALLED AND ASKED ME TO TAKE A BIKE RIDE WITH YOU. OF COURSE I SAID. WE AGREED TO MEET AT THE LOCAL MEETING PLACE. WHEN I GOT THERE YOU HAD NOT ARRIVED YET. I WONDERED IF YOU WERE GOING TO STAND ME UP, BUT JUST THEN YOU RODE IN. I ASKED WHERE WE WHERE GOING AND YOU SAID JUST FOLLOW ME. I GOT ON MY BIKE AND FOLLOWED YOU. WE RODE FOR AWHILE. YOU PULLED OFF THE ROAD AND I WONDERED IF SOMETHING WAS WRONG. I ASKED YOU WHAT GOING ON AND YOU POINTED TO A PATH WAY THAT WAS ALMOST HIDDEN FROM THE ROAD. WE PULLED OUR BIKES IN JUST OUT OF SITE FROM THE ROAD.
IT WAS APLACE I NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
WE WALKED DOWN THIS LITTLE PATH FOR A LITTLE WHILE TALKING AS WE WENT. I KEPT ASKING YOU WHERE ARE WE GOING AND YOU REPLIED JUST WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND YOU'LL SEE. AS WE WALKED UP TO THE END OF THE PATH, I WAS AMAZED AT THE PLACE I SAW.
IT WAS A SMALL OPENING WITH A FEW TREES AND A VIEW OF MOUNTAINS OFF IN THE DISTANCE, A SMALL CREEK.IT WAS A BEAUIFUL PLACE. THE SMELL OF THE OF

"munchies" Song Lyrics"Munchies" by K.L.Scott, 1/91
It's 3 in the morning and we're going to the store
We ate all of the munchies and we're going to get some more
So we jump into my cruiser and take a stellar leap
and end up in the parking lot of the local Sheetz
.......there's a chick behind the counter
.......there's a chick behind the counter
.......there's a chick behind the counter
.......there's a chick behind the counter
There's a chick behind the counter and she's givin' me the eye
I say "I wanna taco", she says "Come 'round to this side"
So we step into the backroom and I whip out my big bag
I get her all smoked up, but Shit!, she's on the rag
.......now we get up to the counter
.......now we get up to the counter
........now we get up to the counter
........now we get up to the counter
Now we get up to the counter and we fix our killer-dogs
Then grab a pack of phillies and we fade into the fog
We go back to the party and we stumble through the door
But we ate all of the

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"blessed" Poetry...This is more of a poem then song lyric, but put to the right music it may be quite good..
"Blessed" by K.L. Scott 5/91
If I were the earth, you would be my sky
and if you weren't there, I would simply die
If I were a seedling, you'd be the sun and rain
you would be the earth that holds me safe inside
If I were a baby, you would hear my scream
I'd cry my lil' eyes out 'til you'd come and mother me
But I'm just a simple man, who's been blessed from above
with the chance to be with you and experience your love
Girl, I will always love you, as long as I'm alive
Outside the gates of heaven, I'll wait til you arrive
Yes, I will always love you -I need you constantly
My heart yearns to be near yours, for all eternity...

Ugh.../wristLinkin Park - Runaway
Graffiti decorations
Underneath a sky of dust
A constant wave of tension
On top of broken trust
The lessons that you taught me
I learned were never true
Now I find myself in question
[they point the finger at me again]
Guilty by association
[you point the finger at me again]
I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind
Paper bags and angry voices
Under a sky of dust
Another wave of tension
Has more than filled me up
All my talk of taking action
These words were never true
Now I find myself in question
[they point the finger at me again]
Guilty by association
[you point the finger at me again]
I wanna run away
Never say goodbye
I wanna know the truth
Instead of wondering why
I wanna know the answers
No more lies
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind
I gonna run away
And never say goodbye...
I go

"cobwebs On The Ceiling" Lyrics"Cobwebs on the Ceiling" by K.L.Scott 1989
I see cobwebs on the ceiling
up where the paint is cracked and peeling
I see cobwebs on the ceiling
where the spiders used to be..
I wonder if they were really there
or if this was all just a warped nightmare
...oooh, I don't know, I really just don't know...
I still have the old shoe that did 'em in
I wear it to church on sundays
But I still can't get them out of my mind
Oh, I pray that God will forgive me..
I see the cobwebs on the ceiling
up where the paint is cracked and peeling
I see the cobwebs on the ceiling
where the spiders used to be...
-(refrain/ guitar solo)-
-I wonder if they ever knew they'd be spots upon my ceiling!!!
-(continue guitar solo/ break)-
-but now all that's left for me to see are the cobwebs on the ceiling!!!
I see the cobwebs on the ceiling
up where the paint is cracked and peeling
I see the cobwebs on the ceiling
where the spiders used to be...

"spot, The Spider" Lyrics* This song was originally written in 1988, and on early Sunday, November 4th 1990 the legacy became reality... in my basement!!!
"Spot, the Spider" by K.L. Scott 1988
There's a spider on my ceiling, dangling above my bed
I wonder how he's feeling -hanging from his web
Does he know he's going to die? Does he even care?
Does he ask for a reason why? Hey!! He's breathing up my air!!
-(sound of shoe smashing spider -scream!!)-
There's a spot up on my ceiling
where the spider used to be
I wonder how he's feeling
Oh well, more air for me...
-(refrain/ guitar solo)-
Did he know he was going to die?
Oh, his weeping wife and mother..
Do you think they'll wonder why?
Do you think they'll even bother?
-(sound of shoe smashing 2 more spiders -screams!!)-
Now there are three spots up on my ceiling
where the spiders used to be
I wonder what they're feeling?
Oh well, who cares!!, It's more air for me!!!
-(refrain/ guitar solo to end)-

New Grand Pajust waiting for our new addition to my family seems like it gonna take forever for the little fella to get here but has me already weak in the knees,i dont remember feeling this stressed when my kids were born.But i do feel lucky that he will come into this world to alot of loving people. Wish me luck.

"watching" Song Lyrics"Watching" by K.L. Scott 5/91
I can only move my eyes, watching you watching me
My body's paralyzed, watching you, watching me
What will you do?, Who will move first?
Your eyes are evil, they place their curse
Never a blink, a showdown stare
I'm watching you, from under hair...
I can only move my eyes, watching you watching me
My body's paralyzed, watching you watching me
You move around, you break the bind
I'm losing you, I've lost my mind
You start to shout, "Stop watching me!"
But I've learned almost everything...
(Guitar solo)
Watching you watching me,
-you see the eyes of insanity
Watching you watching me,
I watch your eyes as you're watching me... go crazy..
Watching you watching me,
-you see the eyes of insanity
Watching you watching me,
Look into me eyes and you will see.. I'm crazy..

Thank You For Being My Friend!I would just like to take this time to thank everyone on my buddylist for being my friend. I will be a true and honest friend to everyone that is my friend and that will become in the near fuiture. Eveyone feel free to comment, message me .I don't bite (Hard) lol. I just hope everyone enjoys my company as much as I enjoy yours. Once again thank you for being my friend. Chuck

I'm Sick Of This....fan Me Cause In Real Life Im A Loser !ONLY need 21,800,000 points to 30 MILLION lmao omg people GROW UP...I hate seeing all this POOR me crap from the GODFATHERS....I'm truly embarrassed by the conduct of some ( SOME ) of the GODFATHERS asking (begging) for more points. TRY GIVING BACK FROM WHOM YOU TAKEN SO MUCH FROM.When was the last time some of them commented in a contest for their friends...I know of one or two....and NO I'm NOT naming people.Maybe we should all try to get to know the person 1st before we fan the ATTENTION WHORES....food for thought ......Thanks all and STAY semi-real...IT'S CYBERLAND !Christian wove ya all,,,friends at least THIS IS A COPY OF ACHILLES BLOG THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE SO I COPIED IT =)

Senior MomentThis is a true account recorded in the Police Log
of Sarasota, Florida
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
returning to her car, found
four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the
top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out
and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back
of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so
shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why, it was
for the same reason she
had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12
packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the
police station to report her mi

Is There Such A Thing As True HappinessI am starting to wonder if there is such a thing as true happiness. I am coming to realize that there just might not be. You have to take the good with the bad. When things seem to start goin right for me. Something always happens. Well I have learned alot over the past few months. I am not gonna let it get me down. I love life. I have so many good things goin right now to let the one or 2 lil bad things bother me. I have Awesome friends and 2 great lil boys. Job sucks but hey it pays the bills right lol.. anyway. I suck at blogs but. think i am gonna start doing more..

My Namesome of you may have noticed a change in my name and i wanted to say for the record that i did so in order to make a point with someone and that my name will again change in a few days after i have gotten my point across.

7-31-07 RayWELL AFTER THE PROCEDURE YESTERDAY AND THE WAY HE WAS FEELING LAST NIGHT BEFORE I LEFT HIM, WELL WE THOUGHT IT WORKED...BUT HOWEVER I CALLED HIM THIS MORNING AND HE SOUNDED JUST AS BAD AS HE DID YESTERDAY MORNING. HE SAID THAT HE STARTED COUGHING UP THE FRESH BLOOD AGAIN AND THEY WERE TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO HAVE THE PROCEDURE DONE AGAIN. SO WE ARE BACK TO SQUARE ONE. I KONW HOW IT MAKES ME FEEL TO THINK THAT HES GONNA BE OK TO ONLY BE SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH IT AGAIN OR SOMETHING ELSE, BUT HOW IT MAKES HIM FEEL IS WHAT MAKES THE WHOLE SITUATION SO UNBEARABLE... IN SOME ASPECTS I FEEL THAT THEY ARE GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH THIS. HIS DOCTORS HAVE ALREADY TOLD HIM MONTHS AGO THAT IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS INEVITIBLE, BUT HES NOT READY TO LET GO AND THEN THIS TIME THEY ARE TELLING US THAT HIS LUNGS ARE GIVING OUT BUT HE FEELS THAT THERES MORE THAT CAN BE DONE TO PROLONG IT. WE ALL KNOWITS IN GODS HANDS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHEN ITS THEIR TIME BUT YANNO THERE IS SIGN

Rough MorningMorning to all my sweet friends...Been a rough morning, so the morning comment is coming out this way....feel free to show me sum love and leave me a comment on here or on my page....Hope you all have a great day...Love and Hugs to all...M'Lady Tina
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Got Back From Canadaso i just got back from canada and every one there is stuck up about americans- reason= all they get is pretty much american tv, have you ever watched south park, we make fun of them it, plus they really dont have any canadan movies just all american movies so every thing we say about them and make fun of them about on tv goes stright to them to.
on the other hand if it wasint for us (americans) they would have much shit at all, all they would really have is there hokey shows lol

My Scottish ObsessionYeah so my girl Persia called me last night to fuel my Scottish obsession yet again. She is such an enabler, lol! Anyway, she was telling me that Barnes & Noble's has a whole section of Scottish romance novels and she spotted one particular book with a really hot guy on the cover with long dark hair and wearing a kilt. Friggin' hotness!
She's going to find out the name of the book for me today.
Guess I'll have to steer clear of B & N, either that or try not to go when there are a lot of children in the store. It could turn ugly!
Yes I know I have issues, leave me alone!!!!
oh, and btw, any Scottish people out there, I have a voice message thingie on my page. Leave me a message! Gawd I love that accent!!!

PoetryEmpty Dreams
Last night I dreamed we made love
and I died the little death
I went to heaven then
but it wasn't good enough
You weren't there with me
and I refused to stay
Now the doors won't open for me
and you're gone on to something more
alone i wander empty dreams
fields of flowers scorched
no laughter on the wind
i'd like to put a million miles between
yesterday and you
consider justifying
my every move to him
consider being humble
and begging for my sin
consider turning back the clock
it wont go there i know
instead i'll travel onward
and live the death i chose
i hope someday to be
just live and breathe and see
meadows of flowers beckon me
with promises of need
at times i feel rock steady
mostly i feel numb
forever is a long time
to wait for kingdom come
07/31/07

Missing My FriendWell here it is August 31, 2007.
I havent heard from my friend Kevin in almost three months now I think. He is in Iraq but I am not quite sure where. We met on a site called book of matches in October of 2004 and have been friends since. I never dreamed with a transfer to Hawaii that he would ever go to Iraq. Now he is there and I am here. I am hoping that everything is okay. I want each and everyone one of you that are proud of our service people to let them know. I am very proud of my friend Kevin and all of those I am friends with on here that serve in the Military! I may not be thrilled with our government, but I am proud of you.
God Bless and have a safe return!

Time For Me To FlyIve been around for you
Ive been up and down for you
But I just cant get any relief
Ive swallowed my pride for you
Ive lived and lied for you
But you still make me feel like a thief
You got me stealin your love away
cause you never give it
Peeling the years away
And we cant relive it
I make you laugh
And you make me cry
I believe its time for me to fly
You said wed work it out
You said that you had no doubt
That deep down we were really in love
Oh, but Im tired of holding on
To a feeling I know is gone
I do believe that Ive had enough
Ive had enough of the falseness
Of a worn out relation
Enough of the jealousy
And the intoleration
I make you laugh
And you make me cry
I believe its time for me to fly

Hey There Delilah!Who is this Delilah chick and why do I have to have her song stuck in my head this morning?!?!?!?
Ugh! I need more coffee.

Cal State Fair- Paso Robles, CaHey Gang,
I put up a new video blog from the Mid State Fair show. I apologize now for my typo's...if you don't know by now that I'm the world's worst speller than...news flash...I'm the worlds worst speller!!! I said "meet" instead od "met"(guess that is more grammer, but whatever)
Also, at the very end, the text shoud read:
" Thank you to Joey Barnes of DAUGHTRY for coming out and singing with us!"
"red."..was a bad choice.
Joey joined us for our "She's got the Look" cover!
So enjoy it in all it's messed up glory....what can I say, I try!
Thanks to everyone for another amazing show!
Later,
-T

Top 5 Reasons Why I Need To Go To La!5) I Haven?t Left the Time Zone. Sad, but true. I?ve traveled to Florida a few times, but it was to see my grandparents in Boca, which is really just an extension of New York, so that shouldn?t even count! And just last October, I FINALLY left the country when I crossed the border at Niagara Falls. So it?s safe to say I need to get out more. 4) Um, have you ever been to Binghamton? Let?s just say it felt like -25 degrees a few weeks ago according to weather.com. If it?s not snowing, it?s raining. In fact, Binghamton is one of the top 10 rainiest cities in the country. Enough said. 3) I want to see the celebrities! Now I?ve seen my fair share of the rich and famous: Sarah Ferguson was 10 rows behind my family and me at The Lion King on Broadway, I?ve interviewed Bob Costas and members of the New York Mets (for those sports fans at home), and I saw Bebe Neuwirth in a grocery store in the city (she?s an actress). Wow. Now that I think about it, I really haven?t seen any c

How About This?UPDATE: Check out Cateye36’s humorous recap of the San Jose CA LiMBO show featuring Taylor Hicks. She loved the show with and without Taylor… Little Memphis Blues Orchestra After Idol Party Schedule Taylor Hicks’ band, (well hopefully–they auditioned for the suits in LA at The Viper) the Little Memphis Blues Orchestra has been shadowing the Idols tour, playing gigs along the way. When possible, Taylor and a few of the other Idols have appeared to play a set with the band. Here’s the schedule for the rest of the tour. I’ll update the pending dates as soon as I have more information. Sep 5 2006 10:30P Herman’s Hideaway Denver, CO Sep 7 2006 9:00P Galaxy Club Dallas, TX Sep 9 2006 10:30P Engine Room Houston, TX Sep 10 2006 10:15P Antone’s Austin, TX Sep 12 2006 10:30P Pending Atlanta, GA Sep 21 2006 10:30P Asylum Portland, ME Sep 23 2006 9:30P Pending New Haven, CT Sep 24 2006 10:30P Pending Wilkes-Barre, PA T

Hinder - Extreme BehaviorAlright, this is the one that you have waited for, the Hinder CD! The freshman album from the band Hinder is called Extreme Behavior. For some of you that don't know the history of the band, they were a myspace band at one time, before hitting it big, and launching into the music scene in a big fashion. The first song, 'Get Stoned' was in the top ten within weeks of it being released, and it had recieved a lot of airtime play here, and on line as well.
the second song that was released Lips Of An Angel seemed to be the mood set for the band, and launched them even further into the music scene. I however never got the whole concept behind the song, I mean it's like it promoted cheating, or something like that. I would however say that the entire CD is a damn good buy. This band has their shit together, not only that, they seem to know what their fans want, as they are already hard at work on a second album.
Hinder, from myspace band to huge news, they are well worth the

What Is In A Name Anyway?Good Morning. How are you today? I am good. A Name is a name is a name right? Well perhaps not. Do you know and I know before I start I spoke of this before with weird names people choose for their children…I won’t stride down that path again but let me say this. People will pay for a name for their children…OH YEA! Here is the story, some parents feel "unprecedented levels of angst" to pick cool enough names for their kids, with some even hiring consultants, according to a June Wall Street Journal report. Baby-book authors charge clients $50 for a list of "special" names, and half-hour phone consultations go for $95. Another adviser charges $350 for three calls plus a comprehensive linguistic history of the selected name, and one California mother paid $475 to a numerologist to "test" the name Leah Marie for "positive associations." The Journal blames the problem on too much information about names (from the Internet), as well as parents' fear of dooming their child for life by insuff

Dying BreedTo every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured h

Miranda Lambert - Crazy Ex GirlfriendThis is Miranda's sophomore album that followed Kerosene. The current song that is released by her is 'Famous in a Small Town' which is the first release off that album. I have taken a chanc to listen to the whole CD, and I rather enjoyed the fiesty side of Miranda. This Cd is nothing like the first, where she talked about love, and losing love, and yeah you get the picture. This is more upbeat, and lively. I would venture to say that the sales of this one will surpass that of her first one.
The track for which the CD is named for, is a wonderfully written, and upbeat song. I would suspect to say that it's going to be released soon, if it's not the next release. The current song is moving fast up the charts on both CMT's top 20, and GAC's countdown. I would highly encourage you to pick up a copy of this CD. Not only that, but if you liked the first one, you will love this new CD. I would venture to say that if you haven't heard anything out of this CD as of yet, then you

68Today's Quote
The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing.
-Anonymous

Papa Roach - InfestThe freshman album from the smash hit group PAPA ROACH. Infest was their first album, and ticket to the big time. The song 'Last Resort' was a smash hit, and went othte top of the charts, and in my opinion launched this band to what they are today. I would highly encourage you to check out their freshman album. Just the song 'Last Resort' alone gave fans, and new comers the ability to 'rage' about things, not only that, but to hear it from a group that would go on to being a chart topper.
There are a number of great songs on this one album alone, for instance 'Blood Brothers' is a hell of a song, and there's many more to list. However, the only thing I can tell you is that thet aren't much different then when they started out. I think that the popluar opinion was that they were a 'grunge' band, however, in the past few years they seemed to have gone 'mainstream' around these parts. However, while going mainstream, they have yet to sell out, and I highly doubt they will. They

LeannahIt's amazing, life in general is amazing..
Some days you find yourself wondering what the heck am I doing here, and if you wait give or take five minutes...or half an hour longer you meet someone who you might have needed just then. Ok, middle of the night, sitting and reflecting at the park she walks in talking animately on her cell phone. Does a three sixty around the park and sits down beside me and we talk. Funny, the girl is 21, single mom moving to Calgary. She's like: dont mean to be nosy but why are you sitting alone at this time of night? lol I'm like, Ok~ just reflecting on my living situation deciding my next move. I found I related with her in a thousand different ways right from our exes, to deciding not to date for our kids' sake. She comments you're not the "typical" native girl, and my god, you're not 24, this sounds stupid, but its a compliment, you look 17. And how intelligent I came across not all boozed up..whatever don't take it the wrong way= I'm like, don't wor

67Today's Quote
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just to enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
-Thornton Wilder

Why Me?I dont understand, I thought he loved me. I thought we could hold each other and never let go. I thought we could grow old together. But I was wrong. I have only been here for a week and three days and I can look in his eyes and see he doesnt love me anymore. I guess over the years his love for me slowly died away. The pain in my heart grows as the tears come more frequently at the thought of what I should do. He told me the other morning when he was drunk that he didnt want me here. Of course ten seconds later he denies saying it. I know I need to be strong and move past it but he was never like this before. We dated for two years and loved one another and got through hard times. Those were the best two years of my life. And for the three years were apart all I did was think about him. Now he is just pushing me away and the drinking doesnt help. He told me he cut down that was a lie. It has actually gotten worse. I cant talk to him because theres a wall there that just wont go away. B

Japanese ProverbVision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

Filter - Short BusAhhhh I'm going to take you back to the old school and we're going to revisit Filter - Short Bus. Really the only good song that I have heard that's still played (movies, and such) is Nice Shot. Filter put out a few albums were never really a top ten band for some strange reason. I really enjoyed the entire CD of Short Bus, however, the song that stuck with me the most, by that of which I remember the bad for is Nice Shot. I wouldn't go as far as saying that the entire CD wasn't very great, however, when it was released there were more prominate bands still rocking it out during that time.
Some of the older and later bands were that of STP, NIRVANA, EVER CLEAR, WEEZER, and too many more to name. I don't think that their careers were fully launched because of that fact. However, you can still pick up Short Bus at most music stores, and you can order it on line. However, if you don't already know the band, and don't know how they sound, I would discourage you from doing so. Be

Who Would Have Sex With Me?I AM JUST CURIOUS TO KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE THE GUTS TO ADMIT WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I FIGURE I WILL POST A BLOG WITH A DIFFERENT TOPIC FOR A CHANGE. FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW :)

Stone Sour - Come What(ever) MayOkay ladies and gents, another hot as hell band rippin up the airwaves STONE SOUR! I have had a chance to listen to this entire CD, and by far, and bar none, it's got to be one of the best out there. I would highly encourage you to get yourself a copy TODAY!
With the recent release of 'Made of Scars' this band is now enjoying the success that it deserves. As I drive home mostly on the weekends, I hear this song, at least 12 times a day. Not to mention it's climbing up the charts, and even the old school rockers are talking about STONE SOUR. Now I like all kinds of music, I don't allow myself to be limited to just one type, however, this band is totally dominate over all other music.
Stone Sour has that sound....it's a very catchy sound with better lyerics. The song currently out is 'Made Of Scars' and it would fit just about anyone. It talks about the different scars that he has, and how this one was because of that, or this one was bad, or I didn't even feel this one.

What It's Like In My Head.Things I almost sent over the internet. (Ha) Some things need to be kept private. Like most of the things I think. Especially as far as people, specifically women, are concerned. I wish I could remember that for every time I speak. I should try to program it in to my consious and subconscious minds. well it'll be difficult to corral my pessimistic angry side.but with any luck I'll be able to make at least a little progress. Who knows...
Friend: Hope your day was good.
Thanks Honey. It was ok. Better than many I've had in the past. The Harry Potter movie was good. trite to say, but not as good as the book. Barely got the main plot points down, but the cinematography and special effects were good. It's always hard to see megan go, but with some luck and some planning I'll get to see them in a month or so during by break between classes. I'm probably going to be deliverring the couch and bookshelves to them in SF. and dropping off Annie's futon in SC. and also installi

LifeI AM TROUBLED WITH THE COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE"S LITTLE BUMPS IN THE ROAD....WE ALL HAVE THEM WE ALL FACE THEM IN OUR OWN INCOMPETENT WAYS....YET WHY IS IT SOME OF US FACE INSURMOUNTABLE TROUBLES... YET OTHERS SEEM TO GLIDE ALL THE WAY....I SIT IN DEEP THOUGHT WONDERING THESE THINGS FEELING THE PAIN OF YET ANOTHER GRAVE DAY....I SMILE AND I NOD TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS WHEN INSIDE I'M BURNING TO SCREAM.... I FEEL EACH OF YOUR'S PAIN AS YOU TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS... I TRY TO REACH OUT AND HELP YOU ALONG...BUT HOW CAN I HELP WHEN THIS STRUGGLE IS BUILDING INSIDE...BURSTING MY HEART AND MY SOUL...HOW DO I FACE YET ANOTHER DAY ....I START WITH A PRAYER ...AND I LOOK INSIDE..I KNOW I AM GOOD AND WORTHY....I THINK OF THE LOVE I HAVE IN MY HEART...FOR THE LOVE THAT IS SHOWERED UPON ME...I LOOK IN THE ADORING EYES OF MY CHILDREN ...AND THINK OF THE HUGS I WOULD MISS IF I DIDN'T FIGHT FOR MY PLACE IN THIS WORLD....SO REMEMBER MY FRIENDS NO MATTER HOW HARD THINGS SEEM TO GET...YOU ARE LOVED IN A MOST P

The 'l I T T L E ' ThingsAs you might know, the head of a company survived
9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn't go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
One's
Car wouldn't start.
One went back to
Answer the telephone .
One had a
Child that dawdled
And didn't get ready as soon as he should have.
One couldn't
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work
But before he got there, he developed
a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today.
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic ,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone

1st TimeYour First Time SurveyTake This Survey at NaughtyQ.comWhen was your first kiss?12When was your first erotic touch?16When was your first orgasm?16When was the first time you were naked in front of someone?14When was the first time you saw someone naked?14When did you have sex for the first time?14

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Good DeedsBreakfast at McDonald's
> This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through
untilthe end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):
> I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed
my
> college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology.
> The teacher was absolutely y inspiring with the qualities that I wish
every
> human being had been graced with.
> Her last project of the term was called, "Smile."
> The class was ask to go out and smile at three people and document
their reactions.
> I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say
hello anyway.
> So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.
> Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son,
and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.
> It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.
> We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden
> everyone around us beg

'superbad' - Advanced Screening: For O&a Fans OnlySo, you say you want to see the movie SUPERBAD before anyone else?
Boys and girls, you're in luck today...err...tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Wednesday August 1st at 5pm, Columbia Pictures and The Opie and Anthony Radio Show cordially invite you to an advance screening of SUPERBAD in New York City!
There's only about 300 seats available in the theater, so if you want in, you better move your ass.
to RSVP: Please call 212.833.5493 or Email SuperBadMovie@yahoo.com with your name, date of birth, and phone number. (The movie is RATED R, so you must be 17 yrs old or older to attend)

Train Of Thought On Me Sleeping Pills..His words are careless
His thoughts invoked by the toaster rather then the sun
stars to him are bubbles in a champaign glass
black is the color of a hotel room
lights out meant something so different as a kid
He is to be studied and picked apart
transfixed by moving images
his static is black and white
shadowed by technicolor moans
droning quietly behind the hum of his life
he carrys secrets in his pockets
secrets in his closet
red pumps parade the sidewalk
outside of a small one bedroom apartment
his shadows are longer then yours and mine
they mind him whenever he's lonely
he makes his own lunches in brown paper bags
he cuts the crusts off and adds one pickle
and writes himself a note
sighned with love
He has carts of records in the basement
locked up in barbedwire and blood
he plays his diseases like an after school show
and lingers on the taste of old gin
broken bottles make the perfect mirror
to reflect that odd sort of pain
that empty sort of hope
the ki

7.31.7Cut me up pretty baby
into dashing ribbons of thought
unglue these bindings of carnal force
force me to come undone
rip me at the seams, let me scream so unabashedly
that I fall apart and you fall inside of me
envelope me; the coma of a comet
tease each microdot from me
if all that one can feel is pleasure
then one must be sepperate from pain
and if pain is all that is inside of me
I must become pleasure, become a pleasure inside you
You must precede me
lead me
so that I, a little girl caught on the string of a balloon
may rise higher and higher
into your skys
lit by your celestial breath
intoxicated by such whispering skin
so that free we might become, entwined amongst
the idea's we find in the telling
tales of marred eyes
and the empty place inbetween
passion of the flesh
and affection of the soul
you effect me in such a dizzifying way
earth defying
It's as if I might dance with your shadow
while I taste of your lips
and the reflections which are sheltere

Toad In The HoleNot a deviant sexual practise, just a recipe.
Serves 4. Serve with vegetables and gravy.
Ingredients:
450g sausages
100g plain flour
1 large egg
pinch of salt
1 tsp mustard powder
300 ml semi-skimmed milk
1. Preheat oven to 220 deg. C (425 deg. F)
2. Place sausages in a shallow baking tin and cook for 10 mins.
3. Mix flour, salt and mustard powder in a basin. Make a hollow in the centre and drop in the egg.
4. Add milk gradually to the basin, stirring well.
5. Add the remaining milk to the batter and stir briskly until smooth.
6. Transfer sausages in the a ceramic or glass dish. Pour batter over and cook for a further 30 mins.

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The Loss Of My Children- My Heart Hurts!Back in 2002 I was married to a man and i had two children previous to my marriage. everything was great at first, felt like i finally had the life i dreamed of...it was a short time after i got married that the worst day of my life came...
I went to work and returned home to find my Two year old daughter beaten within inches of her life...my husband at the time severly abuse her, she had bruises on 80% of her body and huge chunks of hair missing from her head. I tried to take her to the hospital and he would not allow me. instead that started the abuse on me because i was trying to help my baby girl.
I several days later got a chance to get her out of the house. The first person that saw her with all those bruises called child protection on me. I was trying to go get her help...needless to say child protection came and took her from me...a few months later, the state took my parental rights to both of my kids because i was married to the man that beat my daughter even though i

How Do Men See YouMen See You As Understated
You are an intreguing mix of girl and woman.
You're feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men.
Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don't know you.
You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know wellHow Do Men See You?

The Only Ones Here Are The Spiders.Grabbing onto dreams like a fist full of water.
Trying to hold on tight, trying not to fall.
Flowing through like a hazy miasma.
I am rarely vulnerable, try to stay strong and steadfast.
Hating how I break when alone.

Some Herbal RemediesGeneral Abdominal Pain Information
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How Honest R UYou Are 60% Brutally Honest
Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it.
You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.How Brutally Honest Are You?

66Today's Quote
Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong.
-James Leo Herlihy

R U A LadyYou Are 36% Lady
You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.
And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.Are You A Lady?

What Yr Do You Belong InYou Belong in 1963
You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.What Year Do You Belong In?

PlaythingAs my saving-up-for-America type job, I work as a till monkey at Woolworths, a general retailer. In the past week, I've been covering the toy area and my god, children (at least children who come to my shop) are spoilt.
I had one kid asking his mum if he already had a £20 batman toy. When she said no, he asked if he could have it and she bought it for him. If the kid can't even remember whether he already owns the thing, why are you buying it for him?!?
And another little girl threw a tantrum because her dad had been putting sweets he liked into her pick and mix bag (which is done by weight not volume) yet he still bought her an ideologically unsound Bratz doll. Throws tanrum ---> gets toy? You're setting up some poor bloke for a wonderful wife 15 years down the line....
Gaaa! Maybe it's just me - my mum would've smacked me if I threw a tantrum in a shop - but I get so mad. There are kids here in the UK whose parents can barely afford to buy them nutritious meals and be

The 5 Questions Most Feared By MenThe 5 Questions Most Feared By Men
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
Question #1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. "Football." b. "Golf." c. "How fat you are." d. "How I would spend the insurance money if you died."
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al

31 July 2007Dear Alexa,
Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, July 31:
Some sweet, smooth, strong energy's coming your way early in the day, so if you've got messages to return or new ones to send, don't delay. Later on you may want to put love on hold while you catch up with other stuff.

31 July 2007Dear Alexa,
Here is your AstroSlam
for Tuesday, July 31:
You've spent so much time picking on a loved one that today when you say something that is meant as a compliment, you'll be rewarded by a barrage of cruelly accurate insults and all-too-true accusations.

Help Me!!!!!!!!!im learning a valuable lesson here.i have bombed people in contest..I think nothing of coming to help someone level but when i ask for help its another story..So yeah you might have to add him as a friend who knows he may become your best friend.Or you may decide to remove him after this contest....Im just really shocked i guess i never thought id have to beg............
I entered the Happy Hour Contest. I asked to be removed because of leveling I cant committ to bombing. Well I wasn't removed so im going to bomb this to take 3rd place.I'm behind by 1300 If you are bombing for Lady Di or Hollie please continue to bomb them but if you are not and want to help me I would appreciate it.
To help me you have to be a friend of Thomas. This contest is friends only.
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65Today's Quote
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Walter Bagehot

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My Wish...If i could go back... I would have told u I loved u every morning.. and woke you up with kisses....
I would have taken all my insecurities and kept them to myself.. or talked to u more...
I love u so much... i dont even know what to say...

Ugh.It's insane how anxious i'm feeling right now. My leg is tapping the ground nervously and my stomach is in knots because I know that in a week or two I'm going to be missing him again.
I'm panicking at that thought, and I'm not sure why.
I'm so anxious that it's making me sick to my stomach.
Damn I wish I could just hide in a hole.

"life Is Either An Adventure Or Nothing At All"A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of frozen Crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's Refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding
Her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and Proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them Thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would The gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your Hand?"
Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them herself!
Be Well and Laugh Often... Yeah!!

A Comment About Merecently...someone made a comment referring to ME saying "could be worse, could be related to mother" or something to that effect. well, i say poop on that! im a good time damnit. i could be your red headed step brother. im just sayin. worse...pssh. such crap. such fool-headed crap, i says. fuck man. ya know what else is stupid? when ya wait 5 god damn days for an auction on ebay and then you get outbid. i mean. what hte fuck?! and when you leave your dead cell phone in some one else's car? that sucks too. im fucking tired and cant god damn sleep either, so ya know what? THAT SUCKS TOO. AND. my old man stopped by today. AKWARD...and yep. SUCK. god damnit.

Prayers NeededPrayers are very much needed For This Little AngelShe was Born 6-1-2007 and as of today she weighs only 7 lbs.UPDATE!!! Our Little Angel is at the Childrens Hospital in Little Rock, Ark and they have a team of doctors working on her.Prayers are still Needed Please!!!This is my GreatGreat NiecePlease Add Her In Your Prayers!!!

Blah Blah BlahSo, I am sitting here at 3AM, wondering why the hell I am still awake...And it dawns on me that I am awake because my mind refuses to shut the hell up.
Thinking is becoming my downfall.And it's not just one thing, Oh no that would be too easy. It's a little bit of everything all jumbled together and trying to get out in new ways.. Although sometimes I do have some pretty strange thoughts come out of it.. But thats not the point.. I want to go to bed, but I just lay there, going over the day in my mind, thinking what I should have done that I didn't do, and why did I do what I did do? Confused? Try being me..LOL I did manage to make sense of some of the rambling with my dragon poem/story that I posted earlier. That took me a while to write which isn't normal for me. But wait, define normal..LoL...No such thing if you are talking about me. Ok enough rambling and randomness.. Time for some music, singing out loud and off key, and dancing with the mop...Catch y'all laterz!!!

501Well..I went to go read earlier, and ended up falling asleep. So I just came back for a quick second to say goodnight. I am going back to bed! Sweet Dreams.

Tear Stained Pages...Within the tear stained pages
The smudges and the fragrance
I read the words of love and hate
The strain in your writing
Your words through the tears
Cutting deeper into my soul
Like a sharp razor blade gashing my veins
The blood rushes from me
I read the words you have written
Burning my eyes like acid on my skin
Your daggers upon my heart
Mashing at my skin
I don't know if I loved you
Those words cutting through me deep
With the letters written those words
That bring me to tears dripping on the page.

My Many Phobias (kinda)Ok, so these are the many things I dislike, and/or are scared of. Most of them I do not have actual and total "phobias" of, it shall give you an idea.
I got this from a long list of phobias...
Some probably aren't even real, who knows...
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing o

Two Of A Kind...Her virtue as pure as water flowing in a brook
He protects her soul by defending her honor
Their heart felt love since the day they met
Longing to be pure and sweet forever
Enduring tragedy and strife they are one till gone
Entwined in heaven their spirits are as pure as the day they met.

BiIM A BI WOMAN AND IM VERY CURIOUS OF WOMAN. IF ANY ONE WANT 2 CHAT ON THIS HOLLA AT UR GIRL

I Was There...I was there when the darkness came
The colors upon your chest
I fired the vollies into the air
Taps played with some regret
This memory I don't want to embrace
It haunts me in my sleep
I'll never forget you, the tears will never release
I served on funeral details no matter the time or place
I buried my brothers in arms, a somber look upon my face
I will never forget you, the men who went before me
For this I am grateful just I wish
I could have taken your place.

FreeYou said I was your comfort and without me you were lost
if that was so true how could you risk losing me at all cost
why didn't you choose me over everything else
why couldn't you see all the hurt I felt
I realize the man I loved is no longer here
You changed for the worst and I wish it wasn't true
but Ive chosen to do what I didn't want to
It is hard and its taken its toll on me
but along the road I will be free
free from the heartache free from the lies
and free from the tears you caused me to cry

My Little Soldier...My little soldier I know you miss me so
Cause I miss you too
I am sorry but, Santa cannot bring me home this
year for you
I have to stay so other little soldiers
are safe too
I long to hold you close to me
see how much you've grown
I have to stay, I just wanted you to know
My little soldier,
I love you too.

Please Help Amie For Me...Amie is a sweetie too...Such exotic eyes, she has been so polite when I have spoken to her. The least I can do is help her out...J.
Amie@ fubar

Road Rage Or Stupid Drivers?OMG!! who else out there is annoyed by those lil granny-type drivers? the ones that drive 20miles under the limit, out in the fast lane none the less. then theres just the idiots that drive out in the fast lane..not passin anyone, just crusin' that when u have to pass them in the slow lane they flip ya off!! What the hell is up w/ that shit? and another thing...what the hell is up w/ the people that are out in the fast lane and take the exit from that lane cutting others off?!!! not sure if its lack of proper med dosages or if its just road rage, but damn...i just wanna have a big ol' monster truck and show these idiots a few lessons.
I have been in several accidents...NONE OF WHICH WERE MY FAULT!!! Now whats that tell ya?

Help Her TooHow about this pretty lady too...She has been nice to me and deserves some more love too! J
bethnlt@ fubar

Help Her Marry TiggerPlease click on the picture above and rate and comment. Thank you vry much! ~Jen~Owner of BBW World 2~Bouncer at Angel's Nation~DJ Tigger Stalker

Naughty QuizSEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!
EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS!
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. If we already have would you have sex with me again?
7. What would you like to do to me?
8. Would we have sex in the shower with me?
9. How often do you think about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?
15. Where is your fantasy place to have sex?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you masturbate?
20. Do you think of me while you masturbate?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. What turns you on?
23. Do you like fore play?
24. What is fore play to you?
25. Can we take pictures of the act?
26. Would you have sex with me even if your in rela

LifeIs it worse to be insane or just to be bored?
As I am thinking about it, if a person is insane they can't get away from their conflict as it consumes them completely. No matter what their problem is there to haunt them so much that they shy away from the world in their best effort to rid themselves from their "demons". I am calling them demons to say they're being talked to by the devil because A.) I don't believe in the devil B.) I don't believe in God either. I am just calling them demons simply as a metaphor. Yet for those who are truly insane there really is no perceivable chance at recovery. They feel helpless and powerless to work their way out of it.
Yet boredom on the outside doesn't even come close to creating the sort of misery a person who is insane goes through. Now, some may say I just answered my own question; that insanity is indeed worse than than boredom. Yet, I would say I am just conceding that insanity is miserable; but worse is more a matter of per

If We Had Sex ??Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you!
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT!
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

LifeChildren
How do we as parents expect our children to grow in a world full of crime. How do we teach them that the world can be a beautifull place when all they see is destruction. How is it that we have made such a mess of things that we must even continplate these question. But yet each day we bring a new life into this world to try to teach these things. We must all as parents try to give our children the best possible life we can. If we can teach our children peace and love maybe one day they will return the earth to a peacefull place where all can live in harmony where hunger is no more and disease is a thing of the past. So we must all do our part to show our children that a world like this is more then just a dream it can be a reality.

LoveWhat is Love?
Love is a word so easely said yet so hard to really mean. What is real Love and how is it showen. It's not just a box of candy or flowers given on a special occation. But a feeling that people share a conection so much more then sex alone a conection of the soul and mind. Love is being able to look into each others eyes and see the person that hindes inside waiting for that special person they can let down there guard and truely be at peace with shareing thereself with another. It's the spark of passion felt as there lips touch soft and yet so full of passion igniting a fire in the heart. When you have that kind of Love with someone you must hold on tight fight for your Love for your the passion. Hold on to your dreams they hold the secret to True Love.

Hurting But Cant Say I Care Lolthose bruises have sure come up in the last couple of day. I have a very big black bruise on my hip and my knees and elbows are looking pretty horrible right now. but alas I do not care, you know what they say, shit happens! my chest is pretty sore still and I am finding that it still hurts to take deep breaths, as well I have developed rattling cough. whether or not that is linking to the injury, who knows. probably should of gone to hospital or atleast a doctor .. lol just too lazy and cannot be bothered. like I said to Bec' the other night, as long as I am not coughing up blood, I'll be right!
I have some really cool news too! I am getting my dread locks finally !!!! *happy dance* Claire and a couple of the crew down south are gonna get pished drunk and hell stoned dreading my hair on Saterday. dunno if I should trust them while they're stoned and playing with my hair ... probebly end up with a beer cap knotted into my hair hahahahaha! but should be grand. been growing my hair s

Lounges Are UpLOUNGES ARE UP & RUNNING, STOP ON BY & SAY HI.
COME JOIN ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGES IN THE EXCALIBUR RADIO FAMILY.BBW WORLD 2 IS HOME TO SOME OF THE HOTTEST,SEXIEST BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON FUBAR.SO IF YOU ARE BIG AND BEAUTIFUL OR JUST LOVE BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,COME ON IN AND JOIN ONE OF THE HOTTEST PARTIES AROUND
PLEASE STOP BY AND CHECK OUT THESE OTHER GREAT LOUNGES ALSO

For All Soldiers*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes

I Need VisitorsCOME JOIN ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGES IN THE EXCALIBUR RADIO FAMILY.BBW WORLD 2 IS HOME TO SOME OF THE HOTTEST,SEXIEST BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON FUBAR.SO IF YOU ARE BIG AND BEAUTIFUL OR JUST LOVE BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,COME ON IN AND JOIN ONE OF THE HOTTEST PARTIES AROUND
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...wtf Ever!!......what really pisses me off is the fact that people cannot understand my situation. I don't talk to many people. I speak when I have something to say. I speak when I beleive it to be appropriate. If I choose to not speak to someone, should I be punished by that someone? Should that someone be rude to me? Fuck no. I am under a lot of stress. Last month I found out that my room mates are moving back to San Jose, CA. I had a 2nd job that gave me access to a truck and it paid my rent as well a debt that I owed my room mate. The truck was my room mate's, it is/was part of a landscaping business, hence the 2nd job. Now that is all gone. I am back to pulling money out of no where. I have to have rent by the 2nd of Aug. 2K7, that will be my whole check. I have to find a new place to live by the end of Aug 2K7...
...I am SO damn aggitated that people continually are aggitated that I don't talk to them. I am SORRY! But I really have to find a place to go...I am not going to sit here and talk t

Car Broken IntoYeah...as if my day hasn't been shitty enough...just found out that someone was seen in my car going through my shit....I have a license plate from an eye witness but still....just really pissed off...

He's Going The DistanceeeeeeeeSo it's now official I have registered for the 2007 fall semester.But Joe, what courses are you taking? I will surely die if you do not tell me!Well concerned reader, I am taking the following:Digital Art IIAnimation IEnglish Comp. 102Applied Media IGraphic Design II can't tell you how excited I am to be starting school again and I'm really really really ( Did I mention really? ) excited to be able to be creative again. I feel like I've involuntarily taken a sabbatical from art and I want to get back to it in the worst way.Speaking of the worst way, the grandparents ninja attacked us once again. She gave Max ( The dog) a present because he turned 11. This was very nice of them and Max was more than happy to walk around proudly with a severed stuffed cat head with a rope handle on it. I walked them to the car...GM: (That's short hand for Grand mom not General Motors):We should buy a Winnebago and park it in your drive way and live there. Wouldn't that be great?Me: Yeah...that would be

Understanding Value.....To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.

My Heart Is Wriping OpenMy heart has been cut, sliced, pulled, and wriped out of my body.. An just when i feel things will be ok.. I find out that my very very best friend.. Is living in hell again.. Yes the word there is AGAIN. Its not even been a year.. An here he is again fighting to live.. A year ago he found out he had a brain tomur on the left side.. He had a 50/50 changes.. They took it out.. An he went in to a coma for about 2 weeks..DEING Now its been a year.. His life has changed.. People say i need good men in my life.. Well he is one.. One of the best men that i could have as a friend.. A loving dad, friend, and a great cop.. Every one loves this man.. has a wonderful life.. A great job and a wonderful son.. Just got his divorce from the bitch from hell.. OMG i HATE HER.. Any ways.. The thing is.. It happened again.. But this time.. It was a 85% chance for him to live.. Today he went under again.. i really didnt tell any one cause its so sad.. Last time this happened.. I stoped talking, eating, dr

EmotionsI decided to take my camera and capture pain. Something so hard to detect in someone. Yet you can see it in their eyes. When you love someone, and they don't love you back. When you care about someone, and they stop caring about you. In the beginning, you'd talk for hours on end. In the end, it'd be "Hey, what's up, nm, cool, well, ttyl" How do you keep a relationship going. How do you keep someone happy. It seems as though things always go wrong. People are never with the person they said they wanted to be with the rest of their life. It's painful. You never really see pain, anguish, hurt, or anger in pictures. You see happiness. Exultance. You don't see what's hidden. No one can help me while I hurt. All I have is myself. I have to be happy for me. The person crying in those pictures, that's me behind closed doors. I've never revealed that side of me until tonight. The pain is unbareable.

Waaay Cool News!!! Show Halo Guitars Some Love!Hey folks,
Dying Regret guitarist Willie recently became sponsored by Halo Guitars...as part of this, Willie gets smoking deals on their axes...so, he took them up on getting a deal on a Hellfire model guitar and had it modified with a custom Dying Regret logo inlay at the 11th, 12th and 13th frets on the fretboard.
Great, huh? But wait it gets even better....read on!
Then, a couple of days ago, Waylon, THE MAN at Halo Guitars, contacted Willie...letting him know that they were liking the looks of the inlay so much that they were thinking about CREATING A LIMITED RUN OF HELLFIRE GUITARS CUSTOMIZED WITH THE DR LOGO!!!
We are beside ourselves with this news!!!
More details and pointer to come. Be sure to go check out Halo Guitars [www.haloguitars.com] if you are in the market for a new guitar...of course, I'd say wait until the new DR logo Hellfire guitars are available...
Thanks all!
Ace

Plz Dont Steal I Wrote Dizo were r u now dat i need u im slowly fadin away i gave u ma heart i gave u ma love but it neva seemz to b enough u just keep pushin me away ma heart iz slowly breakin i wanna stay but how much mo of ur lies can ma heart take tha tymez i needed u tha most u were neva der wen i cryed were u even der 4 me no wen told me u loved me it was all a lie but i believed u over n over u lied n hurt me n made me cry but i still stayed by ur side i trusted u i gave u wat was left of ma heart n u just broke it i cryed n needed u n asked 4 help but u alwayz to busy 4 me

Monday Giggles#1.)
*Oh Boy*
An old maid was complaining to the
police about an obscene phone call.
"And for an hour and a half, that
terrible man was saying the filthiest
things he wanted to do to me... "
*----------------------(Plus)------------------------------*
R LOL #2.)
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear
out of the drawer.
What the hell?" he said to himself as a lit tle
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Rose," he hollered into the bathroom, "why
did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's
Miracle Grow."
*----------------------(Also)--------------------------*
R LOL #3.)
Three old women were sitting side
by side in their retirement home,
reminiscing.
The first one recalled shopping at
the grocers, and demonstrated
with her hands the length and
thickness of a cucumber she
could buy for 25 cents.
The second woman nodded,
then

Man Walks Free After Sheep Refuses To TestifyMonday, July 30, 2007
Sheep
A sheep like this couldn't take the stand
A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.
The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.
But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.
Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.
'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.
Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.
metro.co.uk

Joining A ContestHi all just a few lines to let you all know that it is very important that I know if you are going to join a contest this way I can post a blog and bulletin on it so that everyone in the family know that we have a member that will need help. I would like to have a 48 hour notice but if you can't it is okay just let me know as soon as possable.

Micheal VickI saw this and had to post it. He's probably going to get jail time for utter stupidity an arrogance, not to mention his involvement in breeding dogs for dog fighting. His buddies are rolling over on him! That's justice.
Shot at 2007-07-30

TomatoesA beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had
the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing
so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing
to her tomato garden to see if it would work.
So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

Plea...i see them smiling
i hear their laughter
they are in love
that's what I'm after!
yet here I am
no one to hold
just sitting here
all alone
come steal me away
are you out there love
can you hear my pleas
can you rise above
are you lost to me
gone and leaving me bitter
i need some reprieve
i'm not a quitter
but i'm losing hope
and the days drag on
please come to me
with the new days dawn

Having FunTwo Names You go by
1. David
2. Dave
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. T-shirt
2. briefs
Two Things You Would Want (or have) in a Relationship:
1. Love for me
2. Separate TV's
Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1. play on the computer
2. shop
Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. Vacation
2. and a happier job
Two pets you had/have:
1. Ajax (Dogs)
Two people who will fill this out
1. Lana
2. Sue maybe
Two things you did last night:
1. Watched TV
2. Played on Computer
Two things you ate today:
1. bbq salmon
2. fries
Two people you last talked To:
1. no one
2.
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. go to work
2 . comin home to relaxes
Two longest car rides:
1. Halibut fishin at Sekiu,WA.
2. Shopping in walmart1 hour
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Halloween
Two favorite beverages:
1. Sweet homemade Tea
2. Café Latte

Here.If you don't like my way of thinking. Delete me. I stand behind this. 100%. No bashing, no downrating. I have my freedoms and you have yours.
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it
not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on
September 11,2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly
Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the me

Some Itunes Feedback For "the Price Of Human Ruin"Passing along some of the loving we are seeing on iTunes!
"Awesome! This is a great album!"
"check this out....this cd is so awesome all of u need to buy this cd it is worth every penny"
"its an awesome album, i love it even my mom loves it!!!! hope you guys can start a tour that would be awesome :)"
"Well Worth the $4.99....The music is amazing, and paired with top notch production and recording this hard hitting melodic metal is nothing short of amazing. I'm a huge fan of this music."
Wow, thanks so much folks! More coming soon hopefully!
Ace

Leaving Oct 15Thats right im leaving soon to go to IRAQ to do moible communications for the NAVY SEALS... Hit me up if you want to hang out or chill before I leave

Ty Alli want to thank you all for stopping by and rating and commenting on my pics

I'm TiredOver the last few months, I've taken a hit because of the friends I choose.
I have had men on the site that I've been involved with that had certain pics of me that I did not want to be public b/c I truly believe that some thing should only be shared among couples. I have posted those so no one thinks they have anything over my head. It is what it is and i hope I maintain the same respect that I had before.
Recently, I've found someone that i'm really feeling. I am NOT a person that believes in double standards or hiding anything so I've posted it all.
I hope that he will realize that the person I am in private is the same person that I am in public and get to know me for me. If I end up with a friend...awesone...if I end up with someone who means more......even better........
I hope that you all understand that I am the same ride or die bitch I always was...
Further more, if you read my bulletin, you'll know, I am loyal to all of my friends, no matter who they are

I'm TiredOver the last few months, I've taken a hit because of the friends I choose.
I have had men on the site that I've been involved with that had certain pics of me that I did not want to be public b/c I truly believe that some thing should only be shared among couples.
Recently, I've found someone that i'm really feeling. I am NOT a person that believes in double standards or hiding anything so I've posted it all.
I hope that he will realize that the person I am in private is the same person that I am in public and get to know me for me. If I end up with a friend...awesone...if I end up with someone who means more......even better........
I hope that you all understand that I am the same ride or die bitch I always was...
Further more, if you read my bulletin, you'll know, I am loyal to all of my friends, no matter who they are.

Here Squirrel, Squirrel, Squirrel . . .I like the squirrel. It's a great idea. Cute little brown mammal that eats nuts and climbs trees. Clean, quiet and harmless. Oh yes, little brown furry creature. And clever. Maybe, maybe too clever.
You just walk around gathering nuts and seeds like you own the place. Well that's fine. Oh you're going to commando rope down the tree and steal all the sunflower seeds from the feeder that were purchased and placed there for the birds? What's that? You're going to just climb up my *&%^$ leg and take a piece of sandwich from my hand, huh? I see.
I gave you your own cobs of corn. That wasn't enough for you. No, you had to eat every freaking piece of food in the yard that was there for all of the creatures. It's always the same with you - more, more, more. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.
I'm not sure but that may be the reason people began eating you. Don't think I won't try it. A man's patience only goes so far. Why yes, I did just buy a crock pot. Interesting, isn't

Big Girls Dont CryDa Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
Your probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity
[CHORUS]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, Myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But Ive got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
The path that I'm walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay
[CHORUS]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to with you
It's personal, Myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child mis

You Didn't See Me!I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and glov

Funny Joke!!!> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he
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> a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
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> Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
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> biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
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> through the air like some kind of Judo

If You Are BoredI'm getting close to fuberlord and if anyone is bored and is close to leveling as well i have plenty pics and stash to rate. If any of you can help that would be great. I'm off to bed now and hope everyone has a sweet dreams. Much luv to you all!
Lucy

"we Are A Dying Breed "We're a dying breed...
Body: To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town
(or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle

Have You Received Any Love Today? :-)Sometimes it's not about the love we get. It's about the love we give out. Have you ever waken up and just wished people just cared a little more? Showered each other with gifts, gave shouts, comments, drinks and whistles just because? If you ever wondered if there's a place right here where it happens. If you haven't felt to love
today, then look here... The place for love is right here in Fubar. We even have onsite priests if you want to get married here, hehehe, kidding.
Seriously, though, I just wanted to spread a little love your way...
Here it goes:
Showing love once,
twice...
okay, the 3rd times the charm:
No matter what troubles befall you, know
that whever you go, you are loved!
Love pimpout brought to you by:
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Stangunderground
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A Child's Night DreamIt scares me sometimes, it scares me very much. That I am not a faker. Looking with lust. As they retire to the toilet. Pretending to be witty. To be gay. Pretending that I am what I am not and wanting to be what I am. But confused. By it altogether in sum. I am paranoid becuase it is as if the imminence of my greatness were an open secret. Seriously now. There's this immense gap, as deep and dark as the interstellar night through which the cold wind blows. It lies in the feeling that everything of the prseent is overshadowed by the past. I stub my toe, I curse, I think on the battle of Cannae, and I ridicule my hurt. I hear of courage and I think of Caesar marching into Gaul. I dislike somebody and I tell him so, not so much because my emotions outlaw him but because just a quarter of a century ago, some forty million people were brutally killed. What point could there be in my pain, you see, what significance?
-Oliver Stone

Port Forwarding- My New Geek FetishI enabled port forwarding for utorrent and Final Fantasy 11 today. It made me happy. Work today cannot be explained in text, but it was interesting.
IDK bored...
P.S. I may be banned from playing Final fantasy 12

I Dread TomorrowOh my gut wrenches with frear. My court date is tomorrow. Little worried, but I pray everything will be okay. There is someone who has captured my heart and I want to stay around for her. Oh my lord. I just got the most horrable new. She told her ex fiance yes! I think I'm going to go be sick now.

Dahlia's SurpriseThis is something I wrote awhile back. ENJOY~
Dahlia bought so many things on her shopping trip. A shirt, a pair of jeans and some gift wrap among other things. She bought groceries for a few days. She bought herself a set of decent long pajamas for the fall / winter season. She bought a funny DVD. She even bought ingredients for a cake and some frosting. Oh, and candles too. How could she forget the candles! She double checked her cart several times to make sure she didn't forget a single thing. She was emphatic about it. Everything must be perfect.
She paid for her purchases and took them out to his car. He helped with all her things. She was very distracted and didn't talk much on the way home. Dahlia was very self absorbed right now. She realized she had one more thing to get, but it could wait until the next day. There were nearly back home when she apologized to him about being so distant. He said it was okay and again he saw that lo

BenzoinNot a common herb but very powerful. If you are in the craft you should buy it if you see it and keep it in stock...it should come in handy
---Synonyms---Gum Benzoin. Gun Benjamin. Siam Benzoin. Sumatra Benzoin.
---Part Used---Resin.
---Habitat---Siam, Sumatra and Java.
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---Description---Benzoin is a balsamic resin. Normally the trees do not produce it or any substance analogous to it, but the infliction of a wound sufficiently severe to injure the cambium results in the formation of numerous oleoresin ducts in which the secretion is produced, it is, therefore, a pathological product. The trunk of the tree is hacked with an axe, and after a time the liquid Benzoin either accumulates beneath the bark or exudes from the incisions. When it has sufficiently hardened it is collected and exported, either in the form of loose pieces (tears) or in masses packed in oblong boxes or in tins; several

Poemat the bottom of a bread box you will find a doorway into the back of my mind fly into my dreams and see what you’ll find floors that talk to you late at night and the walls watch over you as you sleep tight people are not quite as they seem use them as candles they all start melting down to the ground they are now one or the same the flame burns out with each drop of rain the clouds fade away into a blackened sky and the birds fall to the sea one by one they all die this place in my mind I call the land of gilt and regret washes away with the tide and helps me to forget brick by brick a wall takes it form keeping me safe from anymore harm the clocks turn to dust and my bones they decay bringing me to a new day what happens next its so hard to tell i could only say now I know this is not hell by sonnie