Do These Make My Butt Look Big?

What I find sad is that I really thought these shorts would be cute, and I really wanted them to. I guess I'll hang onto them in case my thigh size shrinks? There isn't much else I think of to do with them.

Ideally, these should be worn by a lithe and athletic individual whose legs won't be suffocated by the shorts. Of course, the system seems pretty self-explanatory. The straps will give extra stability while the shorts should keep the straps from concentrating pressure on a small area - this doesn't happen on a regular person, though. Instead, the straps seem uncomfortable, and the legs fit so tightly that it can't be ignored.

Outside of the fit, though, the actual ring system looks and feels tough. I was able to put a dildo into it easily, as the ring is a rubbery material. The problem, though, is that I was so uncomfortable in the shorts, that I didn't want to spend very long wearing them. After making sure that the dildo was actually secure (they do at least provide that benefit) I changed to a basic strap system.

The shorts are a tight and semi-stretchy nylon material that feels smooth. The straps are a tough material, with no stretch to it. The stitching seems alright, but I'm wondering if the fit of the shorts would affect how long they last.

These shorts have adjustable snap-on straps. I actually moved them around a bit when I put the shorts on, trying out different arrangements. Since the snaps are pretty easy to take off and put on, it doesn't take very long to work out what fits you best. The O-ring is also interchangeable from the default rubber 2-incher. It is probably worth noting that there is no entry to the interior of the shorts while you're wearing them.

I don't agree with the sizing. I'm 5'4" and 155lbs. (If you're following me, then you'll notice I've lost weight!) With jeans, shorts, and skirts, I can very comfortably, sometimes even loosely, wear a size 10. I purchased the large, which claims to accommodate a size 12. In the waist and hips, the boyshorts weren't bad - maybe a little tight, but not nearly as tight as the thighs. If my thighs needed to breathe, these shorts would have killed me. Yes, I'm being melodramatic.

I do have to give credit where it is due. The straps seem sturdy and are easy to adjust. Removing and putting on the shorts is easy enough. Your average dildo will fit easily and securely. Sadly, as I have probably overstated, your average build person will not.

I only wore the shorts for a little while, but still took them to the sink and washed them by hand. I was surprised to see black dye running down the drain. I guess this effect should decrease over time.

Storage is very easy, though, as the shorts fold up nicely. This is, of course, after the removal of your dildo.

I really liked the packaging. It's formed similarly to a bag, but made from a thin-cardboard. This is a fairly minimal style of packaging, but can be used more than once to store the shorts assuming you aren't rough with it.

Good for storage

Minimal

Follow-up commentaryI still don't like it12 months after original review

We've given up on this harness. I can't even wear it for very long.
Maybe it will work for someone much skinnier. I should have him try it on!

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Lucky Luna(Eden Advanced reviewer)The best goal in life is to have experienced it.

Sounds like you can't remove the harness from the shorts either, right?

Too bad - sounds like it would be a great idea to reduce chafing or if you wanted to be partially clothed with your partner.

10/03/2010

Tori Rebel

I love the look of these but everyone seems to have the same sentiment as you - that they run super small. thanks for the review!

10/03/2010

Jobthingy

a bit of table salt in the water when youre washing them will help with the running color

I love the look of these but it sucks they are so tight

10/03/2010

Shellz31

Thats very disappointing. I liked the look of these cause I thought they would hold a dildo in more firmly than just the strap type alone. But going by what everyone says, theres no way these will fit my thighs. Thanks for the review.

10/24/2010

Fuck it.

Aw, I have the opposite problem. I'm borderline unhealthy tiny. Maybe these will be nice for me.

02/23/2011

married with children

good review, thanks

03/14/2011

darkkitty

Thank you for the review!

10/05/2011

Sally Forth

Good to know that a size 10 person found the large size too small. I almost ordered this. Guess I'll just keep the black cotton boyshorts I usually wear with my harness...