Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Awhile ago, I was on the phone with a friend who shall remain nameless when they told me a story that involved a long run, a serious bathroom emergency, no bathroom in sight, and an ending that left them with some of their dignity missing. Gross? Maybe.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Ever wonder how Mr. Sketch Scented Markers smell so good? The beloved brand is juicing up Back to School with a fresh twist on packaging and and a brand new, kid-focused television spot. Take a first look at the brand's first-ever television ad -- a key part of Newell Rubbermaid's nearly doubled ad

Maybe you’ve been told before that “you think your s**t doesn’t stink,” and perhaps you believe that about yourself, but others don’t. Well, with Etsy now selling new pills that will make you poop glitter, you can at least tell everyone that it may not stink, but it sparkles.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

What are two things most of us absolutely need to do in the morning? Poop, and then get a cup of coffee to charge the body up for the long day ahead. This whole coffee followed by poo was taken to a whole new level when heard about Kopi Luwak (Civet coffee).

Monday, November 30, 2015

Since 1993, the Hershey Company has been making special holiday edition Reese’s chocolate peanut butter cups that supposedly resemble a Christmas tree. But instead of tree limbs and a trunk, the candy's shape looks more fecal than festive.

Friday, November 27, 2015

This one is delicious, but deadly. Collards are a bitter, fiber-intense super green that have a very distinkt smell when you cook them. Add on some fatty meats and you've got the recipe for building your own fartopolis.

Pooping in public bathrooms is a necessary evil that leads to the always-awkward moment of walking out of the stall and trying to avoid eye contact with everyone who just heard the “plip-plop-plop” sounds of you dropping off the kids at the pool.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Scientists locked kangaroos in a room to measure their farts. In theory, this was to see if their guts contained bacteria that might reduce methane emissions if placed in other animals’ guts; in reality, this was done because there isn’t much else going on in Australia.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

So how do you fart in an elevator or at a movie, or while you’re just out on a date or out with pals? Here’s a complete guide to farting in public without ever getting caught! Seen as a dirty part of human nature, people around you react furiously when you let one rip.

Flatulence is perfectly natural, but when it happens in public, you’d do anything to avoid the embarrassment. Whether they’re silent and deadly or loud and proud, here are the most dastardly ways to pass gas around others and slip away like a fart ninja.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Turns out, there may be an unintentional trick to Burger King's new Halloween treat. The Halloween Whopper, a limited-edition burger available throughout the month of October, comes with a black bun to make it extra spooky.

Friday, October 9, 2015

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It’s never the normal, standard-issue things that we need preparation for. It’s the freaky, unexpected and unknown things that terrorize us and really would have been nice to know about beforehand. What most new parents lose a large percentage of their mind about is simply not knowing.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

No one puts baby on a toilet. Every baby has a different poop face, but all parents know when it's time to change the nappy. Even though we're masters of technology and knowledge, we still can't tell when a baby is about to poop until right before it happens.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

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Friday, August 28, 2015

SAN FRANCISCO — When the "2015 NFL Kickoff Presented by Hyundai" brings live music and other festivities to Justin Herman Plaza here Sept. 10, it will begin a five-month countdown to Super Bowl 50, a seminal moment that the Bay Area is set to host in February.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

There really is a messaging app for everyone and every place — apparently, even including the toilet. Created by two student developers, the free iPhone app, which began life as a failed Kickstarter, facilitates one-on-one or group chats based on your location.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Paul Rudd Goes From Ant Man To Fart ManSubscribe Now! ► http://bit.ly/SubClevverMoviesWe sat down to talk to Paul Rudd about his new movie Ant-Man and he decided to make fart noises instead and deny the existence of an "Ant-Man Dance".For More Clevver Visit:Like us on Facebook: http://Facebook.com

Thursday, June 25, 2015

A popular Washington, D.C., blues bar is receiving a particularly stinky $500 fine… And many think it’s a tad over the top, considering the ‘offense.’ Madam’s Organ Blues Bar has been around since 1992 and is one of the more popular spots in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of D.C.

You, me and farts all have one thing in common: we’re all unique and different. So we’ve made a list to help you understand your farts’ characteristics and how they’re formed. The SBD (Silent But Deadly) just comes out randomly and fills the air around you.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

This is the exact moment a toddler enters real life. We shouldn't judge this kid — just read his shirt, we don't know him. Sure he stepped in dog poop, which admittedly is incredibly gross, but he's also just a toddler so this may in fact be the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

In 2005, two researchers published a series of articles investigating the subject of other people’s smelliness. They examined how much disgust people would feel and show after smelling a variety of odors, including armpits, garbage and farts.

Monday, June 8, 2015

The Tampa Bay Lightning squeaked by the Chicago Blackhawks 4-3 to win Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Saturday night, tying the series at one game apiece. Jason Garrison scored a power play goal nearly nine minutes into the third period, and it proved to be the game-winner for Tampa Bay.

Von Miller leads the Broncos in more than just sacks. (USATSI) One of those factoids is more impressive and unheard of than the rest of them (and no, I'm not talking about making the playoffs with Tebow).

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

According to the description in this video, this fart is pretty extraordinary. While it may sound like the average, run-of-the-mill flatulence at first listen, it's not! It's so much more than that! Specifically, it's a "major seventh arpeggio in the key of B flat, with a trill at the end.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

Are you tired of constantly cutting the cheese? Unsurprisingly, there's an app for this. A little device called the CH4 is named after the chemical compound CH4, or methane, which is found in natural gas. Har har.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Don't read any further if you love your whiskers. Despite those who take great pride in their facial hair, no amount of grooming can overcome the dirty truth of science. Your beard may contain the same bacteria found in poop, according to a recent study.

Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/AdultSwimSubscribeAbout Adult Swim:Adult Swim is your late-night home

Monday, April 27, 2015

Apple is pitching the Apple Watch as a time-saver, a fitness companion and a stylish fashion accessory. But it could also be a pretty great office prank tool, if the makers of the “Fart Watch” app had their way.

The original deal pioneer keeps on pinching pennies and cracking wise. No, that price isn't a typo. Candlepower and puppet shows are so passé. Get the newest TVs, speakers, home theater gear, and more.