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"100% shirt", you say? So, no pants were harmed in the manufacturing process. Do they come in hetero-sizes? Are the Dicks hand-wash and fluff-dry only (the logo, I mean)? Can I get Dicks in the back - or do they only come in the front? Can I order in bulk or is there a limit to the number of Dicks I can take? Please get Sergio on my Dick immediately! ( I could do this all day but my coffee's getting cold). Okay - one more: Do they come in XXL girth -uhm- I mean size?

If you made this shirt, it would definitely sell. Seeing it makes me want to own it, and a shirt I never got around to making for the Order of Enlightened Mules, because the only thing that makes rainbow dick better is a smart ass. =p