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Princess Zelda, Rainbow Road unwrapped for Super Smash Bros.

As Super Smash Bros. reveals go, Princess Zelda is a bit like getting socks for Christmas: predictable. And in our case, pink - auntie's very fond of pastel colors. Not that we can't rock pink socks, because we can so rock pink socks.

Offering more of a spectral variety is the Rainbow Road of Mario Kart fame, presented as a stage on the game's Miiverse page. "It can't be explained in one picture," teased series director Masahiro Sakurai, "But it's going to be a cruise-type stage."

As for when to expect the Nintendo-crammed fighter to hit the 3DS and Wii U, that remains under wraps beyond a 2014 release window.