"I Like It, I Love It"

"I Like It, Don't Love It"

The Lyrics

The tale of a guy who consumes the latest media...and has the audacity to only LIKE it! The bastard!

Spent fifty-odd dollars last ni-ight on this hy-yped-up ga-amePicked up my controller to give it a good fi-irst-run pla-a-ayWish I was sayin' "What a ride! Super awesome!" Oh dearI don't love this game but let it be clea-earBefore you all riot: some parts were really sweetThe A.I. buddies didn't have brains of concrete

So I like it, don't love it, will play some more of itSome pa-arts are ha-ard in a-a bad way, hate i-itKinda cheap as shit but the weapons I'm lovin'So I like it, don't love it, will play some more of it

Good time for a break, I think I'll go see a-a movie-ieReal good reviews, Rotten Tomatoes in the hi-igh ninetie-ie-iesThen two ho-ours la-ater, wouldn't say I was boredBut the plot was nothin' I hadn't seen beforeIt's hard to explain without soundin' like a di-issBut for me, it was neither hi-it or miss

Well, I like it, don't love it, might wait for the box setThey a-acted ha-ard, I fe-elt moved a small bi-itThe special effects weren't that bad, only decentSo I like it, don't love it, might wait for the box set

Lots of things I wa-atch get hyped u-upAs the best thing I'll ever see-ee-ee-eeBut the problem is they overhype, so my feelin's closerTo "meh", you might not a-agree-ee-ee

But I like it, don't love it, ambivalent 'bout itYou mi-ight rage ha-ard, crack ou-out booze and down i-itThat's just how it is, won't lockstep with your covenI just like it, don't love it, ambivalent 'bout it

Come on, buddyI sai-ai-aid it was fineYeah, I liked thatUh, huh, huhHey, what's with all the down-votin', gu-uys?

If you read a lot of internet comments (though why would you), you'd get the impression that media can only be a gift from the higher planes or Hitler's bowel movement, no middle ground allowed. Because shut up.

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