Anna Paquin is bisexual

Anna Paquin revealed she’s bisexual today in an online video for the Give a Damn Campaign which targets discrimination against the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community.

Ignoring the fact this was a poor choice of days to make this announcement, can Anna Paquin honestly say she’s bisexual when she’s engaged to a man? Don’t get me wrong, my bread’s buttered on the “Carrie Prejean is a fuckbox of dumb” side just as much as any rational human being, but if you’re going to marry a dude, I’m pretty sure the whole bisexual thing didn’t take. It’d be like me saying I’m a ninja because I took one karate class but quit because they wouldn’t let me stop someone’s heart on the first day. So the kid was eight, that’s the whole point of a release form.

It’s that mentality that’s causing problems, like breeding hatred. We have to stop labeling and being open-minded, this shouldn’t make us uncomfortable. What people don’t understand makes them scared, isn’t that something you learn in 7th grade. You need to take advantage of this site to spread a better message.

This would be an excellent opportunity to make fun of the gap and her teeth and a bi-sexual act. Joking is fun, that is why we are here.

Look forward to the 3-ways? You’ve got to be kidding. She’s the cute feminine one, so her lesbian partner would be the buzzcut block-bodied massive-calved dike in baggy cargo shorts. A 3-way would involve another girl who looks like an uglier version of her husband. Yay for hubby!