10 Insane Diets No One Should Ever Try

Here’s an article I wrote about healthy eating before I start deep frying macaroni & cheese balls with home-cured bacon for the Super Bowl. I invented some insane diets for Cracked, but couldn’t beat reality at its own game.

If you’re wondering about this passage:

And yes, he’s is a doctor of naturopathic medicine, but since I’m writing this from New York, legally speaking, I think I am, too.

There was originally a link there to the states that govern a person’s use of the term. In NY, as far (and as little) as I know, there’s no recognized doctorate in naturopathy.