PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS! To spruce up this advert, I have decided to put it how I would react if this happened.

Fniff: Um...Who are you?CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Your best buddy!Fniff: What? I have never heard of you! Who the hell are you?CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: I watch you sleep at night.Fniff: Nevermind. Wait, if you did have a crush on me and didn't tell me, why the hell are you pestering me on this site? It's a goddamn site dedicated for people who want to declare crushes! Why did we spend hours of talking when you could have just said!? Wait, why do you have a crush on me!? I don't know you! Who the hell are you?CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: My love for you is endless!Fniff: What? Wait a second...Why did you say I'll be freaked out? CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Oh, I am Nya'Lakokc, Vomiting Laughing Death God Of The Second Realm.CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Hey? Hello?Fniff: Sorry about that, had to flip my "Days since encountering Lovecraftian Entities" poster back to zero.CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Oh, OK then. So, will you marry me?Fniff: Frak yourself, Chaos God!Fniff has gone offline.Fniff has changed mood to: Utter Belief In The Holy Emperor And Utter Hatred Towards Chaos.CrazyPerson616Lucifer616: Goddammit, and it could have gone so well. Hey, wait. I am not a Chao God...I think. I think I'll ask a friend. Wait, I don't have any... I am so lonely...

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I'll hit you so fucking hard your children be born with dits! Your grandchildren will be born with dits!