Do you want to be the life of the party? Do you like clever word jokes? This is the lesson for you! Learn to understand five easy jokes that use double meanings to be funny. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll learn.

If I click on Leave a Comment, it won’t work, so I can merely reply to comments. (Have I used merely correctly?)
Anyway, why did the blond woman stare at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate on it.

Thanks a lot
Skeleton had no body to go with him was very funny.
But, I couldn’t understand some answers in quiz.
Why the longest sentence is ‘I do’?
please teach me…..

Monday, April 22nd 2013

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When people get married, they are asked: “Do you take _____________ to be your husband/wife?” To answer, you have to say “I do.” This is a sentence.

“Sentence” has a double meaning. If you are a criminal and go to jail, you have to serve “a sentence.” Your sentence can be 5 years, 10 years, etc. It’s a joke because of this double meaning: marriage can be like prison.

Hey, Alex. I’m from Brazil and I have to tell you that I’m amazed by this website. I’ts helping me a lot.
I didn’t laught about the jokes,but the way you told them was very funny and I could learned a lot.

Hallo, Alex! you have a comedy talent!It was real delight to see this video!Can you please to answer one question Does engvid have subtitles? I sometimes see subtitels , but sometimes i dont see.. it is very usefull, but wy not always? thank you!!!

Hi Alex, it was funny lesson ! Using it as excercise, I tried to find an answer for every joke and write it down before you gave it. Of course I used a pause button in the video for my thinking :) These are my answers: 1.He wants to be happier. 2.Because seven is bigger. 3.Because the floor would be wet if it drank. 4.Because he doesn’t want to be blinded by his studetns’ knowledge. 5.No idea. I didn’t know the term contractions. Thanks a lot, more similar lessons would be fine. Regards, Dave

Wednesday, August 21st 2013

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But I’m not sure if my second sentence has good grammar, there are many verbs :)

haha I got 10 correct out of 10…Why? The quiz didn’t have choices…especially from No. 6 to No. 10. But I understood the jokes. I liked the skeleton and sunglasses jokes. Thank you for your funny lessons :D
I had fun !

I love jokes. Another one: A patient told the doctor that he had become a horse. The doctor replied that he could cure him, but it would come at a price. So our patient said that money wasn’t an issue because he had won the Grand National.

Thanks you for this class, It’s very interesting trying explain English jokes because you learn English in this way so I’ve remembered ‘The Lemony Perar!’ that is a Spanish book about Spanish idioms and jokes but they are written in litteral English and become a very funny book and very useful to learn English.

Very good tutorial, IF anyone are up for conversations online. Look in my biography, I’ve both got Skype and snapchat with the same username.
Anyone are welcome, just want too practice English!!! #peace

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