I have the freakish ability to kick off my shoes with deadly accuracy...that would be one cool assasan ation!

"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus

I have one pair of shoes where the heel is broken, so I used Shoe Goo brand glue to put it back on, but if I slam it down hard, it comes back off and there are a bunch of nails sticking out. It could be used as a weapon.

Feel free to argue, but honestly i've never been able to wrap my brain around the purpose of high heels. some people thing the really high ones look good, but the not-so-high ones, that arn't flat enough to provide for the good support of a regular shoe but arn't high enough to provide the stylish look of a high heel, just don't get it.

They are just SO uncomfortable compared to anything else. And the can cause easy injury to your feet if the heal decides to up and snap off.

Guess they look good on someone laying there, who doesn't intend to do a lot of walking, but it still baffles me to see someone in really high heels who had obviously put many a mile behind them with them on.

"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ~aeridus

Yeah... Essentially all my heels are boots... I usually call 'em bitch boots, but I like World Domination Boots better, and intend to steal it.

My other oft-used quote on boots is stolen from another conversation as well... I'd said "I need a pair of thigh-high black boots with a four or five inch heel..." and my friend said "Yeah... 'Cause you're not freakishly tall enough already."

"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."

prettydragoon wrote:...That's really all I had to say, but now I'm kinda flustered so I will blurt something that will get all the regulars jumping on me in spiked shoes...

This would turn you on...? The jumping? I could be talked into it, if you ask nice.

It's very good of you to offer, but no thank you. Actually I have never tried it, but "jumping up and down on you wearing spiked shoes" is my gf's favourite threat, so I infer it is supposed to be uncomfortable. And I am more into WAFF than BDSM, so, well, there it is.

"World Domination Boots"? I was going to say that I certainly don't own any thigh-high boots and anyone who does is a weirdo. Then I realized that that is not a smart thing to say when surrounded by people in spike-heeled thigh-high boots. Then I realized that I do own a pair. But, they have sensible heels and I only wear them with armour. So I'm not sure whether that helps any.

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