June 2016

June 16, 2016

Eggs Over Bulgaria
When you think that an egg is just a potential chicken, and that a chicken is just an ersatz turkey, and that a turkey is just a potential president of the United States of America, it kind of changes the way you look at an omelette

Which is why the sun shines so blindingly over Bulgaria
And why Nadia showed up at the laundromat wearing nothing but a fur coat because every single other article of clothing she possessed needed washing

And why all the people in the laundromat applauded Nadia because let's face it Nadia is stunning

And why we proposed to Nadia that we marry right then and there, and why Nadia (who rollerskates every day past the statue of the Great Dictator--and says hi!) never eats omelettes except in the nude