Monday, August 3, 2009

In fact if I go missing after tonight, you can assume the Government has taken my life for giving away such info

So as you may have figured from the post before, that is a picture of the one and only Mrs. Buttersworth

A lovable syrup lady or scandalous wench? You see Mrs. Buttersworth may have greeted your breakfast with charm, sweetness and a hint of stickiness (that's what she said), but her true plan is Meal Domination.

In comes the one and only Aunt Jamima

Ah yes the hottie of hotcakes, the pancake partier, the sultan of swat...Anyways she is the reason you want Mrs. Buttersworth. She provides you with hot round goodness to pour that warm sugary syrup on. Harmless right? Hardly.

I am here today to reveal that this is one big monopoly. Yes I am here to say Mrs. Buttersworth is Aunt Jamima

Look at these two (or as we are finding out one) buxom beauties. See the similarities, see the joyful and unmistakable love for breakfast? It's been right there in front of our eyes. Mrs. Jamima as we now will call her is a fraud and is out to dominate our breakfast domain. We must unite 979x listeners against this breakfast beast.

Oh and you may be wondering who's the grand conspirator? I leave you with this

Well big suprise I didn't make my own deadline for a blog, anyways I promised contraversy and I got that for you, but because of me working my morning job I can't quite post it just yet, but to let you know, by the end of the day you will see what I'm talking about.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

So yes, this He-Man blog is a little late, let me share you a story of stupidity...

On Sunday afternoon around 5p I grabbed myself a fine cup of coffee and sat down at my laptop ready to show you my genious. After about an hour of picture searching and writing I come up with another amazing connection with He-Man the movie.

Running out the door I quickly go to post the blog, or so I think...

Today someone tells me, where is the He-Man post? I start to get in panic mode as I head to my blog and notice, it never posted. Yes wonderful rushing out the door for no good reason caused this blog to be kaput.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Off to Mahoopany for the Bikes and Breasts Bizaar from 1 til 3. Could get a 2 hour tattoo for $100 bucks if you have military ID, in uniform, V-A card, or just riding on a bike. Pretty sweet. (directions on the home page)

Unfortunately this will put a delay on me proving He-Man connects the world. Expect an update tonight maybe around 7-9. Thanks for your patients, now back to your regularly scheduled blog...

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Well time to put up or shut up. If you read in the below blog entry, you'll see I am very confident you could relate everyone back to He-Man the Movie.

Here we Go...

In this first test run, we'll start out easy and connect the movie to Carl Weathers:

Now you may be saying "Hmm, he looks familiar". Well maybe it'll jog your memory if I show Carl in all his U.S. pride

"Ah ha!" you say. Carl Weathers was Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. Now how is this U.S. loving actor related to the theatrical master piece that is He-Man the Movie?

Well it's actually not that hard to do. You see that lovable bloody man above is Ivan Drago, the man who killed Apollo Creed in Rocky IV. Now before being the evil Russian Ivan, actor Dolph Lundgren played another muscle touting man...

YES, Dolph Lundgren played the one and only He-Man.

Now not only does this prove that He-Man is a killing Russian communist, but also accoplishes my goal of connecting Carl Weathers to He-man the Movie.

Mind blowing isn't it? Well at the very least it hurt your head reading it. But I won't stop there, there are more people to connect to this wonderful movie known as He-man.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Much like the "Six Degrees of Seperation of Kevin Bacon", over the next couple of week I will link anyone and anything to He-Man the live action movie. Now I promise you I will stretch the limits and go over the six degrees, but I also promise to blow your mind.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Well we had a snag. The internet at my casa went down til about now, so instead of giving you a half-you know what at it, it has been pushed back til tomorrow (Thursday). Did I just pull an Axl? Yes, but do I have a friend called Buckethead? Unfortunately no

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

As a kid watching Phillies games all the way up to today, you always knew you were on the right channel by hearing one guy. Harry Kalas, announcer for the Phils for decades, the voice of NFL Films and Campbells Soup commercials, died in the broadcast booth yesterday while getting ready for an afternoon game in D.C. While it was a dark day for the fans, what a movie like way to go out as a Broadcaster.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (AP) -- New England Patriots star Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen reportedly were married again on Saturday.Al Dia, a Costa Rican newspaper, reported Sunday that 50 guests attended the wedding in Santa Teresa, a beachside town.French news agency Agence France-Presse reported that one of its photographers said a bodyguard for Bundchen shot at his car after he refused to give up his camera. Al Dia photographer Rolando Aviles says he was also in the car and has filed a police complaint. Nobody was hurt."I have no knowledge of the events being described," Don Yee, Brady's agent, told The Associated Press in an e-mail on Sunday night. "Additionally, security personnel have reported they do not have any knowledge of such an event. Given this, I have no other comment."The newspaper said the Brazilian supermodel wore blue and the quarterback beige for the ceremony.The couple were reportedly first married in the United States in February.

Way to ruin a wedding Crisco. With all complaints and large file emails, hit up Crisco@979x.com

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

An blog that teaches and informs, I could respect that...til the March 30th entry.

If you notice, there's an image advertising photobucket. Now I know what most of you are thinking "Lazy E, it's just a corrupt image". Oh naive reader it's not your fault you can't see behind the smoke screen that is Crisco.

This is a blatant corporate selling trap and as a top investor in photobucket, Crisco should be ashamed.

In the blogs to follow, I plan on revealing the true colors of Crisco.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Eleven Seven Music President Nikki Sixx (of MÖTLEY CRÜE) remarks, "DROWNING POOL is one of the best survival stories in rock right now. For a band to be on its third album, with their third lead singer and finally reaching the Top 10 with their third single from an album released almost two years ago, is a remarkable feat. I'm excited that DROWNING POOL will have the opportunity to play in front of hundreds of thousands of dedicated rock fans across America as part of Crüe Fest 2 tour this summer."

Monday, March 23, 2009

Kim from Drums: "2 days, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to the person before then"Sam (Girl) from LCCC (Pretty sure she doesn't live there): "Well it all depends on if you were a bad date or not"And finally got a guy response

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ok so if you haven't noticed I don't really update this thing as much as I should. Is it laziness? Partially (It's in the name). But I think it mainly has to do with a subconscious hatred for a blog.

Let me explain. When I hear the word blog I think of two types of people:

Type A: The Uppity Cheerleader

Yes, the one that just has to tell about her entire day, brush stroke by brush stroke. She'll tell you such intriguing things like which Jonas Brother (or as she'll call it Jo'Bro) is her "bestie" or what the new spring color is.

Or there is

Type B: The Emo Kid

Let me stroke me acoustic guitar as I explain this type. This blogger is the one who will tell you of their daily tragedies like having to do homework and getting grounded by the parents. A type B is the one you'll find at Perkins at odd hours of the night, drinking their pitcher of coffee, and talking vaguely of politics so it seems as though they're "in touch" with whats going on.

So with me desperately not wanting to be in either of these types, I've decided that I either have to A. Find a new word instead of blog or B. Change the stigma of the word blog.

Now plan A would probably be the easiest and less time consuming, but I'm on a crusade. No longer will people view blogs as a way for a girl to talk about the difference between Snuggies and Slankets. No more will you hear "Oh he has a blog, he must cut himself". No, no people. This is a new generation of bloggers *shudders* and I want you to join me!

About Me

Born a Slavic immigrant, you'd never guess how I got a job in Northeast, PA. Luckily this isn't the case. Basically lived in the area my entire life going to Crestwood Highschool and finishing up at LCCC. Got into radio by total accident through a friend at LCCC who told me to come on his show one day and there the Lazy E was born. Towards the end of the college career, in '04, I got an internship here and basically got the job by refusing to leave.