FSE 2014 rump session: Submission form

To request a talk slot at the
FSE 2014 rump session,
fill out the following form
before Tuesday 4 March 2014, 10:45 London time.
Some submissions may have to be rejected because of time constraints;
please remember that the rump session is meant for
short and entertaining presentations.

The file-switching time before each rump-session talk
often seems longer than the talk itself,
and often is longer than the talk itself.
The FSE 2014 rump session
will attempt to reduce the talk-switching time by concatenating PDFs for adjacent talks.
If you plan to give a talk without slides,
or if you don't have slides ready yet,
please prepare and submit one slide stating your name and talk title.

Online updates of slides for previous submissions
will be accepted until 15:30 on Tuesday.
Updated slides will not be accepted on USB sticks or by email.

I am the speaker.
I understand that rump sessions are often webcast and recorded.

Please include the audio and video of my talk in the online record of the rump session,
if there is an official recording.

Please include these slides in the online record of the rump session.

Brief summary (not for publication) of this talk:

Example: An unprecedented collaboration between NSA and JPMorgan Chase has produced new 40-bit block ciphers for use in the worldwide financial industry.
Example: ARBOC: a parallelizable authenticated online cipher without the _forward_ direction of a block cipher.

Explanation (not for publication) of why this talk belongs in the rump session:

Example: News. Found this result four weeks ago.
Example: Advertising result that appeared at Asiacrypt 2013.
Example: Have already bribed the rump-session chairs.
Example: Has been accepted for Eurocrypt 2014.
Example: Will be funny, I promise.
Example: Was unfairly rejected from the regular program.