The Vampire Diaries Top 21 Quotes From Season 4, Episode 10, “After School Special”

One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.”Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 21 notable quotables from “After School Special.”21. Hey, it has happened beforeApril (to Bonnie): How did you know everyone was here? Did you do a GPS magic locator spell or something?20. You say “corpse,” we say, “corps, see”?Matt: Did you kill all these people?Klaus: Not exactly. They’re all in transition. [To Jeremy] Killing them is your job.19. That’s one heckuva status updateRebekah (to Stefan): I’m back, dagger-free, and I’m holding Elena at the high school. Just thought you should know.18. The perks of being an OVApril (after Bex breaks Elena’s neck): Was that necessary?Rebekah: No. But it was fun.17. ‘Cause he’s not a nature lover. Get it?Klaus: I’m simply appreciating the sights and smells of nature. Neither of which presently includes rotting vampire flesh. So I’m a bit concerned.16. Can you say, Pity Party?Caroline: You just missed the mandatory all-school assembly.Stefan: Maybe because I’m at a mandatory all-alone drinking party.Caroline: Seriously, you decided to go on a Ripper bender now?Stefan: My brother slept with Elena. It kind of puts a little bit of a damper on things.15. The Mayor’s dead. Long live the Mayor.Sheriff Liz Forbes (about Mayor Lockwood’s death): Welcome to the world of careful cover ops.Interim Mayor Rudy Hopkins: Any leads? Let me guess: Sharp teeth and bad table manners.14.But at least he caresJeremy: Don’t act like you care about my life. You care about the hunter’s mark and curing Elena so she’s not sired to your ass.Damon: Both require you to be alive. Which is why I’ve updated our relationship status to “It’s complicated.”13. In her humble opinion…Elena (to Rebekah): I think you’re sad and bored and in desperate need of a hobby.12: Some people call them “neighbors”Klaus: Let’s play a little game, shall we? Jeremy needs more victims. And there’s a whole town of people down the road just waiting to turned into vampires for the slaughter.11. True confessionElena: I didn’t sleep with Damon because of the sire-bond. I slept with Damon because I’m in love with him.10. Misery loves companyRebekah (to Tyler): I heard my brother made a real mess of your life. Believe me, I can relate. You have my condolences.

9. You’ll win, but then you loseDamon (to Klaus): If you’re here for payback, go for it — ‘cause you’ll be stuck babysitting the Little Hunter That Could.

8. That’s got to be hard to hearElena (about Stefan): When he looks at me all he sees is a broken toy.

7. Talk about a woman scornedRebekah: Did that hurt — having someone you love drive a dagger through your heart?Stefan: YesRebekah: Welcome to the last 900 years of my life.

6. You guessed right!Klaus (to Damon): My guess is you did it to impress Elena. Somehow you’ll find a way to spare innocent lives and walk Jeremy down the moral high road.

5. Tell us about it.Rebekah (to Tyler): Ah, good. You’re here. It was just getting depressing.

4. And here we thought her dad was MIA.Bonnie (to her dad): So, far cry from being a traveling pharmaceutical rep.Rudy Hopkins: I noticed a few of your friends were missing from the assembly. So much for mandatory, I guess.

3. Yeah, but has he met the rule breakers?Bonnie: Dad, stop. You can’t come here and start making rules.Rudy Hopkins: I think this town could use a few more rules.

2. Oops! His bad!Professor Shane: Turns out I miscalculated. Kol’s going to be a problem.Bonnie: I almost killed someone and that’s what you miscalculated?

1. Feelings… nothing more than feelingsElena: It’s the most real thing that I ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon. I love you.