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Perez Hilton reports today that our boy Tom in in talks with Calvin Klein to film UNDERWEAR ads. Umm, where do we sign for that market research? And, FYI, you can download wallpapers of his Stetson ads at the Stetson cologne website. Not that I looked into that or anything…

Leo and Mark Ruffalo take in the Celtics/Cavs game on Wednesday night in Boston. The Celtics, possibly the best team in the league (IMHO), won. The pair are in Boston shooting Martin Scorsese’s latest, Shutter Island.

Turns out you don’t actually have to live in Brooklyn to be crowned Miss Brooklyn! None of the IAYM crew has dubunked to Brooklyn (yet), but next year we could feasibly enter, and win (well, winning a beauty pageant might be a stretch).

According to NY Mag’sIntelligencer, this year’s winner lives in Manhattan — GASP! And, the show’s judges knew about it and didn’t really care.

“We only had a few committed girls from Brooklyn,” Kim Thomas, the executive director of the Miss Brooklyn Scholarship Program, explained to the paper. “We couldn’t have a contest with only three girls.”

Another extended embrace followed another top award. Best-actress winner Marion Cotillard held onto presenter Forest Whitaker, squeezing him with all of her might. “Merci, merci, merci,” the French actress said when she stopped at the ABC “thank you” camera, where winners can name all of the people they wish without any time restraints.

But Cotillard found she no longer had any words. “I think I can’t talk anymore,” she exclaimed. As she was escorted to the press room by Whitaker, the grinning actor said, “This is huge. It’s magical, isn’t it?”

“It’s crazy,” she said. Whitaker, who won last year for The Last King of Scotland, told her, “It’s meant to be. It’s beautiful.”