Come November, voters may feel like they're stuck between a rock and a hard place - make that between a rock and a crazy place.

Are there any rational voters in Alabama? If there are, they pretty much stayed home in the primary election.

And this is what we're left with:The Ten Commandments Judge, a man who was expelled from the chief justice seat in 2003, and Harry Lyon, a fellow who once told a reporter he was in favor of requiring illegal immigrants to leave Alabama in 90 days or face a public hanging.

"It would only take five or 10 getting killed and broadcast on CNN for it send a clear message to not set foot in Alabama," Lyon said.

Sounds like a guy who should be considered this state's chief voice of reason, right?

Lord help us. It's time for a write-in candidate. How about Homer Simpson?