""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

At a Tenafly, New Jersey Rotary Club breakfast, Mr. Greenspan responded:

"The precise calibration of monetary policy tools may, to some extent, become occluded, due to our perceived inability to determine, in real time, the direction and magnitude of discrepancies between the portfolio adjustments of Depends and his description of those adjustments in the course of an ongoing dialogue at CapitalStool."

At a Tenafly, New Jersey Rotary Club breakfast, Mr. Greenspan responded:

"The precise calibration of monetary policy tools may, to some extent, become occluded, due to our perceived inability to determine, in real time, the direction and magnitude of discrepancies between the portfolio adjustments of Depends and his description of those adjustments in the course of an ongoing dialogue at CapitalStool."