Intro for April 16, 2013

Do you believe that Mimi dries her own hair? Check out what she posted on her Twitter the other day with this caption, and it’s one of her favourites:

“Beauty school dropout” lol :)

If you’re familiar with Mimi and her -isms, you’ll know that being chaste and completing 500 hours of beauty school training are her self-facts she repeats compulsively. I wonder if from now on, Mimi will choose to be photographed exclusively on smartphones. The low resolution makes her look super young. You see how good she is about showing off the best arm angles possible?

Heads up Halifax, Montreal, and London, ON! Enrollment in the Faculty of Celebrity Studies is now open.

To register, please email [email protected] with the NAME OF YOUR CITY as the title by noon tomorrow, Wednesday, April 17. We will let you know by end of day Thursday if you’re in. Spots are limited as class size is small. See you next week! #rumorestimmortalis