Texans-Jaguars: The 10 Best Rapper Tweets

Houston has a professional football team called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them; some are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media; one is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of them are rappers.

Like many weeks before, Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday's ulcer-inducing game against the unlikeliest of titans -- the goddamn 1-8 Jacksonville Jaguars -- and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.

Go nuts.

10. MR. LUKE

9. KAB

Yep.

8. THE FURY GOD

7. SLIM THUG, FROM HIS SOLID DIAMOND PRIVATE JET

Saturday night, my sons came home from their grandparents' house. Boy B came in, said hello, sat down on the couch, then threw up an almost unfathomable number of chocolate Goldfish crackers on the couch. That's how I spent my Saturday night. So yeah, Slim Thug's life, pretty nice.

6. ONE HUNNIDT

5. SHERRO

Maybe the best tweet of my whole entire life.

4. DELO, TIME-TRAVELING RAPPER

THE WORST.

3. JACK FREEMAN, CONTINUING HIS RUN OF TWITTER DOMINANCE

Jack Freeman might be the MVP of the Rap Twitter NFL Fantasy League. His numbers are astounding.