Hello! Welcome to the world's foremost archive on the corniest jokes ever
told by the world's corniest (but all around most loveable) guy. I'm your Web
Master....PonyBoy (please don't ask where that nickname comes from, it's a
long story and not a word of it is true). Anyway, this page is brought to you
by the inspiration, or just plain patronizing, of my two dearest friends,
Penny Marie and "The Devil". So please check back continously and I'm sure
you'll find the world's best, and undoubtedly the worst, comedy in the world.
And remember, if it's not corny, it probably didn't come from PonyBoy!

*** PonyBoy is in no way responsible, or at least in his opinion he's not,
for any cases of anorexia or other eating disorders that result from reading
these jokes.

Personal Information

Just Who is PonyBoy?Me...duh!!! (See
how easy it is to tell a corny joke?) And. if you wanna see my pic just
click here !!!
(Please ladies, keep the swooning to a minimum!)

Where did he come from?Now that's a
question that still baffles many scholars and historians. There are many
legends that surround the origin of PonyBoy. To the ancient Maya, he was
perhaps worshipped as a god and known as "Teller of Many Stupid Jokes".
In ancient Greece, inspiring comedians sacrificed goat cheese and orange peels
to him in hope that they to could have the power to tell that whick is
corny. The modern theory is perhaps the most substantial and most widely
accepted. It suggests that PonyBoy was just some guy who got caught
riding a pony ride for little kids. No one knows for sure.

General FactsBirthdate: April 06,
1981 Age: 17 (33.5 in pony years) Favorite People:
Refer to Penny Marie & "The Devil"Like and Dislike:
Again, Refer to Penny Marie & "The Devil"Biggest Flaw:
Apparently I have trouble with living in denial