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Topic: I Love the Internet

I Love the Internet - By Jeff Gilpin - Aug 4, 2013

I could learn a foreign language Which I’ll need when I meet That girl who has the hots for And lives 2.5 miles down the street. I guess while I’m at it I should buy Some of those super enlargement pills, And learn those three words girls can’t resist, And add to my night of thrills

I love the internet. It’s a great innovation. Connecting me to the rest of the world That’s filled with deprivation. I thought it’d bring peace to the world Or feed all the starving children. Instead it’s just a way for people to make money. No miracle, just a little sad and funny.