Duck and Sally insideThey're cooking for the down fiveWho're staring at Miss RayonWho's busy licking up her pig penI'm searching for my mainlineI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysOh, just like Sister Ray saidLive it on

Rosey and Miss RayonThey're busy waiting for her boosterWho just got back from CarolinaShe said she didn't like the weatherThey're busy waiting for her sailorWho says he's just as big as everHe says he's from AlabamaHe wants to know a way to earn a dollarI'm searching for my mainlineI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysI couldn't hit it sidewaysOh, just like Sister Ray saidPlay on

Cecil's got his new pieceHe cocks and shoots between three and fourHe aims it at the sailorShoots him down dead on the floorOh, you shouldn't do thatDon't you know, you'll stain the carpet?Now don't you know you'll stain the carpetAnd by the way, have you got a dollarOh, no, man, I haven't got the time timeToo busy sucking on a ding-dongShe's busy sucking on my ding-dongOh, she does just like Sister Ray saidI'm searching for my mainlineI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysOh, couldn't, couldn't hit it sidewaysOh it, it just, just all over the floor, the floor

Now, who's that knockingWho's that knocking on my chamber doorNow could it be the policeThey come to take me for a ride rideOh, but I haven't got the time timeHey, hey, hey she's busy sucking on my ding-dongShe's too busy sucking on my ding-dongOh, now, just like Sister Ray saidI'm searching for my mainlineI couldn't hit it sidewaysI couldn't hit it sidewaysOh, just like