I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner. - David Wain(Keywords: Sex, Woman)

I love summer. Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts, even just to go shopping. - David Wain(Keywords: Love, Summer)

I was hired to do this one great script called 'Cap'n Ricky' and that project is up in the air at the moment. - David Wain(Keywords: Project)

Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and performed by a set group that existed before the TV show. - David Wain(Keywords: State)

Sundance is just a great place for your work to be seen. Not much more to say about it than that. - David Wain(Keywords: Work)

We thought we were going to go up against SNL on Saturday Nights - that would have changed things so much that it's almost impossible to speculate what might have happened. - David Wain(Keywords: Thought)