The Fab 5

Chicago Tribune

How many of you have already started researching your U.S. women's gymnastics team outfits? It's going to be the group costume of the year. Now you have to decide who's going to be McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross, Alexandra Raisman, Gabby Douglas or Jordyn Wieber. (Sidebar: Can we please ask that no one do blackface Gabby Douglas? Please? Can we just stop doing black/white/brown/yellow/red face overall? You look like an idiot and no one wants to sleep with you.)

How many of you have already started researching your U.S. women's gymnastics team outfits? It's going to be the group costume of the year. Now you have to decide who's going to be McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross, Alexandra Raisman, Gabby Douglas or Jordyn Wieber. (Sidebar: Can we please ask that no one do blackface Gabby Douglas? Please? Can we just stop doing black/white/brown/yellow/red face overall? You look like an idiot and no one wants to sleep with you.) (Chicago Tribune)

How many of you have already started researching your U.S. women's gymnastics team outfits? It's going to be the group costume of the year. Now you have to decide who's going to be McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross, Alexandra Raisman, Gabby Douglas or Jordyn Wieber. (Sidebar: Can we please ask that no one do blackface Gabby Douglas? Please? Can we just stop doing black/white/brown/yellow/red face overall? You look like an idiot and no one wants to sleep with you.)