Friday, December 19, 2008

Chortle

Received an email from the graduate students union saying something to the effect of 'So far we've only managed to spend about 25% of the money we collect from you in dues (more coming next term) because you're all too busy working instead of attending our bowling nights. We are urgently seeking ideas for projects to finance.' Shifting to quotation: "This is your money, you should have access to it."

I suspect an email suggesting reducing the mandatory fees might not be taken well.