Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

How is that exactly where your mind went? I had to read the FML twice because I thought I missed something. If the OPs friend is raunchy enough to think that's what she meant, I'm surprised she hung up.

62 - Sadly, yes. My dad is unfortunately part of that immature clan that uses those terms to let everyone know when he's gotta go..
He's used that exact one too, but changed it up and said: "I Have to go Drop the Jackson Kids off at the Pool".
along with a few others such as:
"I Have to go Bomb Iraq", "I Need to go Set Off My Detonator", and the famous "I'm full of ammo and I need to unload".

Agreed!! I wonder what the friend would say if op said "I have to take the browns to the super bowl" lol.. Oh man... Your friend is a complete moron... I have a gutter mind too, but i wouldn't go straight to thinking that... Lmao