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“Sparkling water is angry water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life”

"Sparkling water is just angry water” is a saying for those who think that the carbonation in water makes it angry. “Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it’s like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it’s just angry water” was posted on Twitter by Dan the Texan Man on September 24, 2017. “Sparkling water is just angry water” was posted on Twitter by Rae ☾ on September 26, 2017.

“I’m gonna keep saying it, sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life” was posted on Twitter by Snober Abbasi on November 8, 2017. “Sparkling water is angry water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life” was posted on Twitter by céline dækin on January 3, 2018.

Wikipedia: Carbonated waterCarbonated water or soda water is water containing dissolved carbon dioxide gas, either artificially injected under pressure or occurring due to natural geological processes. Carbonation causes small bubbles to form, giving the water an effervescent quality. Common forms include sparkling natural mineral water, club soda, and commercially produced sparkling water (also known as ‘seltzer water’ in the U.S.).

Club soda, sparkling mineral water, seltzer and many other sparkling waters contain added or dissolved minerals such as potassium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate, sodium citrate, or potassium sulfate. These occur naturally in some mineral waters but are also commonly added artificially to man-made waters to mimic a natural flavor profile.

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Dan the Texan Man
@EPASketch
Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it’s like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it’s just angry water
4:00 PM - 24 Sep 2017

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eleanor
@tomhollandx
sparkling water being described as angry water is the best thing i’ve heard all day
12:17 PM - 25 Sep 2017

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Brian “M4Kos” Kim
@bninjakk
More Brian “M4Kos” Kim Retweeted Dan the Texan Man
Angry water is the best description of sparkling water.Brian “M4Kos” Kim added,
Dan the Texan Man
@EPASketch
Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it’s like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it’s just angry water
10:41 PM - 25 Sep 2017