Maybe you don’t have a muffin top yet just a busted open can of biscuits.
Sometimes a biscuit is a flat ironed ass that looks like it runs straight from the shoulders to the ankles. It’s one of those incurable diseases, Nas-at-tall. No ass at all. I’m sure you’ve also heard some of the classic pickup lines like, “baby girl so fine I can sop you up like a biscuit!”

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