Kansas City police said a man suspected of robbing a bank Saturday was arrested a few minutes later -- eating lunch a couple of buildings away.

The man has not been identified because federal charges will not be filed until Monday.

But authorities said he walked into a Commerce Bank in the Brookside neighborhood and slid a note to a teller indicating he had a weapon. After he left, police said they converged on the bank and the robber slipped into a sushi bar that had just opened.

Police started going door-to-door and spotted the man eating alone. In the restroom, police found discarded clothing, cash stuffed in a toilet brush container and the robber's note in a wastebasket.

This story reminds me of something that happened locally a while ago in Connecticut (I forget exactly where). A guy robbed a bank, then he got caught near the convenience store where he bought lunch. Of course, the local newspaper had to meet their pun quota for the day, so the headline read "Sandwich Stop Leaves Suspect in Pickle."

I still have to send that article to Leno. He loves stupid criminals (which only applies to guys like these because they get caught).

Should have pretended to be Maximus Prime3, then ppl would ignore him.

AND THERE IT GOES.

Seriously though, I guess he thought that no one would suspect a guy at the scene of the crime? I guess someone running wildly through the street carrying a big sack of cash is a bit more suspicious than a dude calmly eating some sushi? Maybe he was wearing a paper hat out of hundred dollar bills, that might have given him away.