Tip #1: To get your girlfriend to want to have sex with you, get your hair trimmed and your eyebrows waxed.

"Make sure you keep your hair healthy by getting regular trims to stop it from being damaged. Also, if you have eyebrows that meet or are extremely close, consider getting them subtly waxed so you look nice and groomed."

This advice should only be heeded if you are trying to get a guidette to have sex with you. Otherwise, women aren't really that into waxed eyebrows. And I can guarantee they aren't looking at your split ends.

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