a fat, washed up pop singer from louisiana, britney spears, aka, pigney spears is best known for her nasally, out of tune voice, her lip syncing in concerts, her love of cheetos and venti frappuccinos, her stained clothing, her chain smoking, her bitten down, half polished nails, her acne filled skin, and her terrific marriage […]

really, really, drunk. f-cking drunk. yeah, i hooked up with him last night, but i was fdrunk so it didn’t count

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