The light came to me for this song while I was listening to the radio the other day! Enjoy!

Heaven is a Stripclub by Iron Roger Vane

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can drink
â€™(H-h-heaven is Ibiza)
'Cos right now on earth I canâ€™t do jack
Without a theist on my back!

Now the FSM would be a DJ
Spinninâ€™ sauce all night long
And He would be just kickinâ€™
Back with Pirates packing my (bong)
And if you donâ€™t believe in Pirates
Then Noodles or Pasta too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on earth I canâ€™t do jack
Without polytheists up my ass!

Now when most people think of pasta
They see those twisty threads
But I looked a little closer
And thereâ€™s a guy who said
"Get pissed on Fridays"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a rave
And every one you know is welcome
'Cos we got a Pirate Mexican Wave!

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can drink
'Cos right now on earth I canâ€™t do shit
Without the FSM with it

Then I got to the shop
Pulled out a list that Iâ€™d been callinâ€™ 'gredients
Iâ€™m sorry friend you canâ€™t come in
You got a list here that doesnâ€™t end
Youâ€™re mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachinâ€™ any classes in how to cope
Iâ€™ll find a place to rest my head
Iâ€™d rather be alone now that Iâ€™m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in â€˜87
Weâ€™ll be bustinâ€™ pasta airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed pastology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
Iâ€™m gonna twist out like Cpt. Blackbeard
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

H-h-heaven is a stripclub!

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on earth I canâ€™t do jack
Without the theists on my back

(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on Earth I canâ€™t do shit
Without the FSM with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can drink
(H-h-heaven is Ibiza)
'Cause right now on Earth I cant do jack
('Cos right now on Earth I canâ€™t do jack)
Without a theist on my back

Method air Pirate air
I donâ€™t care no
I donâ€™t care

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on Earth I canâ€™t do jack
Without polytheists up my ass!

Clifford

By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!