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Crow on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3261
Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:43:05 +0000Crow3261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>As Titian was mixing rose madder<br />
His model posed nude on a ladder<br />
Her position to Titian suggested coition<br />
So he ran up the ladder and 'ad 'er
</p>PluckyMunky on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3257
Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:35:53 +0000PluckyMunky3257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>hello, jeni, how are you and your family, tonight? well, i hope.
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3252
Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:09:42 +0000The All New Jeni B3252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I really wish I could score these.
</p>malgor on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3251
Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:07:36 +0000malgor3251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>A fellow who was Lithuanian<br />
With a penis as hard as titanium<br />
Lifted helmet<br />
Up t’ pelmet<br />
Then brought it back down on her cranium.
</p>Hunter F. Thompson on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-3247
Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:58:44 +0000Hunter F. Thompson3247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Almost daily, a vicar from Bude<br />
Swam out to a rock in the nude,<br />
And when he did not<br />
He was legless and hot,<br />
Though not naked, nor nearly as rude.
</p>sauce on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2824
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:59:59 +0000sauce2824@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Good one, Jammy
</p>Jammydodgers on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2821
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:38:02 +0000Jammydodgers2821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>A Baltic, of strong drink, availed<br />
met one WPC, and was jailed,<br />
cos he whacked out his chopper,<br />
and smacked the girl copper,<br />
in the face, or he tried... but he failed.
</p>theumpire on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2820
Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:08:55 +0000theumpire2820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>There was a young lady from Wantage<br />
Of whom the town clerk took advantage.<br />
Said the borough surveyor<br />
"Of course you must pay her -<br />
You've totally altered her frontage."
</p>sauce on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2798
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:07:14 +0000sauce2798@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>There was an old man from Tashkent<br />
Whose tool was all battered and bent<br />
To save himself trouble<br />
he put it in double<br />
and instead of coming he went</p>
<p>There was a young man called Denzel<br />
whose tool was as sharp as a pencil<br />
he punctured an actress<br />
the sheet and the mattress<br />
and shattered the household untensil</p>
<p>(my late m-i-l was a fabulous fund of filthy lymerics, bless her)
</p>PluckyMunky on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2781
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:54:10 +0000PluckyMunky2781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>there was a young man called Enis<br />
who had a tiny penis<br />
when having sex<br />
he was very vexed<br />
when people said 'are you in us?'
</p>allmyownstunts on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2775
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:39:48 +0000allmyownstunts2775@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Huzzah! Pam Ayres would be turning in her grave, if she were dead.
</p>Scroat on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2743
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:06:02 +0000Scroat2743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>There was a young girl from Nantucket<br />
Who drank beer from out of a bucket<br />
When asked if she's p*ssed<br />
This is simply dismissed<br />
"Who gives a toss, oh f*ck it."
</p>John Square on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2735
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:22:11 +0000John Square2735@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The proboscis/vodka rhyme is inspired, but I prefer the second one.</p>
<p>Just out of interest, do you know a young man called Enis?
</p>allmyownstunts on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2733
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:19:26 +0000allmyownstunts2733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>At least you bothered, Scroat. Try the one about the young girl from Nantucket.
</p>Scroat on "Odes to a knobhead"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1070#post-2728
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:08:59 +0000Scroat2728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Lithuanian Marium Varinauskas<br />
Thought he was handy with his proboscis<br />
But the copper was ticked<br />
Marium got nicked<br />
And now he's stopped drinking those vodkas.</p>
<p>There was a young man with a truncheon<br />
Who suggested a PC should munch on<br />
The copper said no<br />
Which was a bit of a blow<br />
So he had a large vodka for luncheon.</p>
<p>I know they're terrible, but inspiration is in short supply today.
</p>