Thursday, October 06, 2005

1983 -- birth of the porno game

This is the Atari 2600's Custer's Revenge-You guide a nakey General Custer across a screen of incoming arrows in order to get to the other side and rape a Native American. I'm not even joking. You can tell he's naked and horney because of his pixilated junk, and you can clearly just barely kind of make out the woman's tits and feather headdress. I bet some pervs wanked to this. I like to imagine some rec room with shag carpeting and Cher's Half-Breed 45 (The Way of Love is the b-side) repeating over and over as some gay closeted teen is playing, but instead of being General Custer he pretends to be Bob Macky coming over to fix some sequins that fell off of Cher's gown. Someday I'll get out of this hellhole town. Someday.