A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out
making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there
was a gas
station just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a
can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a
fill-up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he
owned had just
been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be
back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something
to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was
taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the
station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car. As
she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two drunks watched her
from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, Mike "If that car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest of my life!"