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Topic: Natality rate, highest peak! (Read 1817 times)

A study conducted in Red County shows that the amount of children being born between 1980-1985 has increased drastically since the past years, by about 12358%.

Medical and social experts gathered together and after a 12 day brainstorm they reached the conclusion that the childbirth rate increase is due to increase in sex life, seems people have been having sex with eachother alot more, "they've been fucking like rabbits" our expert Dr. Akumuh Malalaleiah says.

The San Andreas Department of Sex urges people to start using condoms.