Madeleine Davies

Remember way back on Tuesday night when the former White House turd blossom wouldn't admit the Republicans had lost the presidential election, long after his fellow Fox News correspondents were like, "Obama won. Get it together, dude"? Well, merely six days later, mean Humpty Dumpty is being dealt another blow, this time in weekly chalkboard joke of The Simpsons opening credits. Don't worry, Karl — being mocked by the most popular cartoon on television only counts once there's laughter out of Cuyahoga County. Oh, they're laughing, too? Sorry, buddy. It looks like you'll have to concede this one as well.