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Dear Morons Players,

No, I am not Falcon. I don't punch holes in people. I punch holes in paper, working heroically in an office near you to cover the world in those little paper dots that the vacuum cleaner won't pick up.

Kind regards,
The Electric Hole Puncher

A notice to all neutrals
The neutrals are in this for themselves, so of course they won't be interested in the puny debates of villagers and wolves. Thus, it has been decided between a group of these neutrals that the best course of action would be to create an Union of Neutrals, to watch over the Neutral rights all around the game. Those of the Neutrals wishing to join the Union...
..please contact Murska.

In which Atreyu dooms himself later when someone uses this post to lynch him

(Actually, as horrible as it sounds, maybe its not a bad idea to lynch Luigi on day one. "What's this?" you say "Atreyu must be a horrible villian for wanting to kill one of the good days!!"

Actually, in most games, that'd be a rather damning statement on my part. Why would a good guy want to lynch a good guy power role? Well, because every good guy has a power role and no matter who we lynch, we have a rather large chance of killing a good guy power role. Seeing as last game, we almost lynched Link on the first day, we could harm ourselves much worse than by lynching Luigi.

Of course, the joy in killing Fin is that we'll kill an unknown. Who will it be? Will it be 3rd party? Will it be a villian? Will it be a hero? We don't know. If we kill DD, and we trust him, then we'll know what to expect and it will be boring.

Of course, if Fin turns out to be a villian then I'm Falcon punched for trying to "save" him, but that's the price to pay for introducing opposing logics.)

*The llama "shhhhh"'s the captain on the boat and tries to make "Be Quiet" gestures as he hunkers down behind a bush.*

Last edited by Atreyu the Masked LLama; 2009-03-03 at 04:48 PM.
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Originally Posted by Atreyu the Masked LLama

(Actually, as horrible as it sounds, maybe its not a bad idea to lynch Luigi on day one. "What's this?" you say "Atreyu must be a horrible villian for wanting to kill one of the good days!!"

Actually, in most games, that'd be a rather damning statement on my part. Why would a good guy want to lynch a good guy power role? Well, because every good guy has a power role and no matter who we lynch, we have a rather large chance of killing a good guy power role. Seeing as last game, we almost lynched Link on the first day, we could harm ourselves much worse than by lynching Luigi.

Of course, the joy in killing Fin is that we'll kill an unknown. Who will it be? Will it be 3rd party? Will it be a villian? Will it be a hero? We don't know. If we kill DD, and we trust him, then we'll know what to expect and it will be boring.

Of course, if Fin turns out to be a villian then I'm Falcon punched for trying to "save" him, but that's the price to pay for introducing opposing logics.)

*The llama "shhhhh"'s the captain on the boat and tries to make "Be Quiet" gestures as he hunkers down behind a bush.*

Even though it says y´all should lynch me, I approve of this message.

And thats just a silly fake message...

But I´m going to say : Lynch me if you must, but you´re choosing to lynch a mason. If you want to lynch me, thus a mason. Fine.

Sorry PF; I was looking forward to this game.

I think this is the biggest day 1 drama that we´ve had in a while. Or atleast one that I´m involved in...

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Originally Posted by RabbitHoleLost

DD: .... DEM HIPS.

Originally Posted by faerwain

Why do I have the feeling that you actually really grind Smurfs to make your ice cream?

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(Awww, DD. You're always so understanding whenever I try to kill you. I really appreciate it. Its not that I want you dead. I just want to present the options.

It will be interesting to see how 3rd party people are treated. They are often the game makers in these struggles. Will the heroes try to cater to them to hopefully woo them? Will they extract vengence on the neutrals for the actions of those without a cause for siding with the villains in the last game?)

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(Awww, DD. You're always so understanding whenever I try to kill you. I really appreciate it. Its not that I want you dead. I just want to present the options.

It will be interesting to see how 3rd party people are treated. They are often the game makers in these struggles. Will the heroes try to cater to them to hopefully woo them? Will they extract vengence on the neutrals for the actions of those without a cause for siding with the villains in the last game?)

The Union of Neutrals' goal is to minimize the neutral casualties in the game. They might make deals with either side but if one side betrays them, the full might of the Union will be turned against that one.

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Originally Posted by lamech

Trusting Murska worked out great!

Originally Posted by happyturtle

A Murska without lies is like a day without sunshine.

Originally Posted by Xihirli

I say we completely leave our fate in the hands of the trustworthy Murska and continue in complete safety.

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Originally Posted by Murska

The Union of Neutrals' goal is to minimize the neutral casualties in the game. They might make deals with either side but if one side betrays them, the full might of the Union will be turned against that one.

Murska, I wouldn't trust you were I neutral. It reminds me of what the Covenant Elite (Supagoof) did last game-got the neutrals to trust him, since Snake (Vossik) scried him as Sly Cooper, who had, in actuality, been dead for a long time.

The cat revolution will not be televised

I say we lynch Fin. Atreyu is setting off alarms in my brain for some reason... Seems kind of like when Selrahc was pushing for Link's lynching last time.

(I'm setting off alarms because I just suggested killing a mason. Don't worry, I'm well aware of the suspicion that the post casts upon me. In fact, I titled the message appropriately because of it.)

I thought about posting it on the message board, however, I feel that despite its rather unorthodox strategy, it was worth discussing. If we live in fear of open dialogue, then the villains will pick us off like apples from the tree of good and evil, while we run around all higgletty-poo, banging our heads against the walls like bad A.I. in a FPS. )

Last edited by Atreyu the Masked LLama; 2009-03-03 at 06:31 PM.
Reason: The last two games DC has thought I was suspicious b/c I was quiet, now my talking ticks his radar. I think Bookman has hired him to kill me in every game we're in.

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Originally Posted by Darkcomet

Murska, I wouldn't trust you were I neutral. It reminds me of what the Covenant Elite (Supagoof) did last game-got the neutrals to trust him, since Snake (Vossik) scried him as Sly Cooper, who had, in actuality, been dead for a long time.

Well all the neutrals who've contacted me have got my role and are in contact with each other, thus if I claimed a neutral that I'm not, since nobody is dead, that neutral would be alive at the moment and could easily bust me.

Besides, I don't really care, I'm just doing this for fun.

(Oh, and if I were evil, half the mason team would be dead. *grin*)

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Originally Posted by lamech

Trusting Murska worked out great!

Originally Posted by happyturtle

A Murska without lies is like a day without sunshine.

Originally Posted by Xihirli

I say we completely leave our fate in the hands of the trustworthy Murska and continue in complete safety.

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Originally Posted by Atreyu the Masked LLama

If we live in fear of open dialogue, then the villains will pick us off like apples from the tree of good and evil, while we run around all higgletty-poo, banging our heads against the walls like bad A.I. in a FPS.

((… this is officially the greatest metaphor ever. Mind if I steal it for QotW?))
Meanwhile, Gordon Freeman starts mowing down all the bad AI-guys.

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Originally Posted by Phase

That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.

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What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Why would anyone wish to be bound by the shackles and chains of rules and regulations, of expectations and sides. I'd rather be free, help the side I feel like helping and bear the responsibility of my actions only on my own shoulders.

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Originally Posted by lamech

Trusting Murska worked out great!

Originally Posted by happyturtle

A Murska without lies is like a day without sunshine.

Originally Posted by Xihirli

I say we completely leave our fate in the hands of the trustworthy Murska and continue in complete safety.

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ATTENTION HEROES. Dallas-Dakota is not who he says he is. We have no reason to reveal ourselves day one, lynch or not.
Sincerely, The Masons.
Care of: The Tall Guy with the Green Hat.

Here's a quote to guess.

Istari, maybe. Yes, yes, I got you killed last game, blah blah blah. That was last game, and this is this game. Frankly, you forgetting this in your 'Quote of the Week' thing makes me believe it to be you even more.

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Originally Posted by Blue Umbrella

Here's a quote to guess.

Istari, maybe. Yes, yes, I got you killed last game, blah blah blah. That was last game, and this is this game. Frankly, you forgetting this in your 'Quote of the Week' thing makes me believe it to be you even more.

Do any of you have ideas of who it might be if not Istari?

Actually I just not going to guess on any quotes that would actually impact the game to keep it silly, plus that way people can admit it so I can see if I'm right this way.

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The spelling within the quote is what made me suspect you to be its author. I suspect it to be written by you even more because I thought you were going to take all the quotes so far [on this page] and guess their authors.

Still, you haven't denied or admitted that you wrote it as I had suggested. Did you write it?

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(As always, everything in the story fluff is just fluff and is not to be taken seriously or dissected for clues to the game. It's whatever I feel is the coolest or funniest at the time. So chill. )

END OF DAY!

The day started out normally for the first day in these kinds of things, with everyone dazed and confused, pointing every which way, until someone walked in.

Newcomer: Pondshadow

Dallas-Dakota turned and looked at the new guy
"Hey! I don't recognize you! Do you think he's a villain? I'll point at him!"

However, this triggered a flood of backlash as the crowd defended the newcomer.

"Hey! Don't lynch the new guy!"
"Yeah, you're just a big meanie!"
"Perhaps he's a villain, since he's so mean..."
"Let's get him!"

They all rushed towards poor Dallas.

"No! Stop! I'm a good guy! It's..."

Everyone stopped and backed away slowly.

"Think he's telling the truth?"
"I dunno, how can we tell?"
"I don't want to get close enough to find out..."
"Let's... find someone else."

Everyone looks around, and then finds poor Fin standing in the corner.

"Hmm... 'Fin' means 'end' in Spanish."
"Like the end? Like Game Over?"
"Perhaps he's a villain and secretly taunting us with his name!"
"Yeah, that's it!"

Everyone rushes towards Fin before he can react, and he's quickly beaten and KO'd six ways 'till Sunday until he was turned back into a lifeless trophy. The sun sets, and out of the darkness floats a pale figure...

Master Hand... no one knows where he comes from, or what he is, but he sweeps in and grabs Fin's trophy, clenches it in his fist, and flings a badge out onto the ground. It rolls along and spins to a stop at the crowd's feet. It is black, with a dark red Bowser skull on it, the Villain's emblem. A great cheer went up from the heroes as the badge was raised aloft.

But it was getting dark, and soon everyone returned to what small campsites they could make for themselves.

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Fin was KO'd. He was a Villain!

It is now...

NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY!
-48 hours remain-
(subject to change if people consistently get their actions in early)