Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired to their room at the palace.Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling, they are killing me.'Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour. But it would not budge.'Harder' yelled Camilla.'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! but it's just so bloody tight!''Come on, give it all you've got ' she criedFinally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'In their bedroom next door, The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you she wouldstill be a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this one's even tighter' .At which point, Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man.

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