• Rasheed Wallace hooks up the Pistons with Obama Undrcrwn gear, which leads to a very unfortunate AI-Obama comparison from a very white man in desperate need of a segue. [Need4Sheed] • Beisketboll has been berry berry good to Josh Childress in Greece: "We watched a bartender kneel at his feet, and begin to kiss them. Passionately. Then his zealous admirer — as if to confirm that he was not worthy — bowed before the bemused Childress." [The Big Lead] • NHL player wants to be a Gladiator. Other than the fact that one airing of American Gladiators probably gets more audience share than the whole NHL finals on NBC, we're behind it. [Melt Your Face Off] • You know, every time you invent a new way to sneak booze into a stadium, the terrorists win. Same with downloading music and not just handing your purse to the first corporation you see. [Tasty Booze] (which you will likely question once you see where they suggest you store it)