In this 43 second clip, the kid is blown away by the idea of a marriage between two husbands. In fact, it strikes him as funny at first. Then he realizes, "You must love each other!" Then he invites one of the husbands to play ping-pong. And that's about it.

BOYISH SAYINGS TO PICK UP CHICKS
BY JASON4VOORHEES2
1 HEY BABY NICE LEGS WHAT TIME TO THEY OPEN?
2 YOU TURN MY SOFT WEAR INTO HARD WEAR.
3 HER NAME WAS SANDY AND SHE SUCKED ON MY MANHOOD LIKE A PIECE OF CANDY.
4 SHE SPREAD HER LEGS LIKE A GOOD LITTLE HO, AND SO I INJECTED INTO HER MY 12 FOOT POLE.
5 EVEN THOUGH I BEAT HER WITH MY STICK, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I DIDN'T LET HER LICK THE LOVE CANDY OFF MY D- -K.
6 GIVE ME SOME LOVEN IS WHAT SHE SAID, SO I LEFT THE EVIDENCE OF MY LOVE FOR HER ON THE BED.
7 I'M JUST LIKE A BEER, POP THE TOP AND YOU'LL GET DRUNK ON WHAT'S INSIDE.
8 LADIES IF YOUR LOOKING FOR SPICE, JUST FOLLOW THE HAIRY TRAIL DOWN MY CHEST TO PARADISE.
9 I'M JUST LIKE A CLOCK, I NEVER MISS A STROKE.
10 I'M LIKE AN ICE COLD BEER, IT GO'S DOWN SMOOTH AND NEVER COMES BACK UP.
11 LADIES I'M A LOT LIKE JACK AND THE BEAN STOCK, NO MATTER HOW HIGH YOU CLIMB, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO THE TOP.
12 LADIES I'M A LOT LIKE A ROLLER COASTER, ITS A HARD RIDE UP AND I'LL SEND YOU DOWN SCREAMING.
13 LADIES IF MY LEFT LEG WAS CHRISTMAS, AND MY RIGHT LEG WAS NEW YEARS EVE, WHY DON'T YOU CUM AND VISIT ME BETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS.
14 LADIES DON'T STEP ON THE GRASS, BUT DON'T BE AFRAID TO WHACK MY WEED.
15 LADIES ALL YOUR MUSCLE MAY BE IN YOUR MOUTH BUT MINE IS IN MY STROKE.
16 LADIES DON'T BE FIGHTING, THERE IS ENOUGH OF MY LOVE CANDY TO GO AROUND, SO YOU ALL WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO RIDE THE LIGHTNING.
17 LADIES IF YOUR SEARCHING FOR A HIGHER POWER, YOU HAVE NO MORE TO LOOK THEN IN MY BOXERS.
18 WHILE YOUR IN THE KITCHEN COOKING BACON, I'M UPSTAIRS IN BED GETTING SHAKEN.
19 LADIES I GOT WHAT YOU NEED, SO I'LL GET TO YOU SOONER OR LATER AND MAKE YOU BLEED.
20 YOU WOULD DO ME IF YOU COULD, BUT YOUR AFRAID OF GETTING SPLINTERS FROM MY WOOD.
21 I'M A LOT LIKE A MAGICIAN, EVERY MORNING I USE MAGIC AND COPPAFIELD.
22 I'M A LOT LIKE A SPRING, JUST WHEN YOU THINK I'M DOWN I R-I-S-E RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN.
23 LADIES I'M LIKE A LIFE RAFT, WHEN MY SHIP IS SUNK, JUST CRANK THE GADGET AND YOU'LL MAKE IT FLOAT ALL THE WAY UP.
24 JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR TIRED, I KEEP THE MOTION ROLLING.
25 LADIES I'M A GREAT PILOT, BUT WHEN TIMES ARE ROUGH, I GO DOWN SLOW, DEEP, AND HARD.
26 WHENEVER I'M IN BED I ALWAYS GET SERVICED.
27 WOMEN ARE A LOT LIKE WALL MART, EASY, CONVENIENT, AND ALWAYS OPEN.
28 I'M A LOT LIKE A SAINT, I GIVE AND THE WOMEN RECEIVE.
29 LADIES I'M A LOT LIKE A THORN, YOU CAN PULL ME OUT BUT YOU'LL JUST KEEP BLEEDING.
30 LADIES I'M A LOVE MACHINE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GREECE MY CRANK TO KEEP ME WORKING.
31 LADIES I'M LIKE HE MAN, WHENEVER I RAISE MY DEMON SWORD, YOU'LL RECEIVE MY POWER.
32 FIRST I SMOOTH TALK THE LADIES, GET TO FIRST BASE, THEN S--L--I--D--E ALL THE WAY HOME.
33 MY LOVE BULLETS NEVER MISS THEIR MARK, AND YOUR SMILE WILL ALWAYS LIGHT UP MY SPARK.
34 LADIES I'M LIKE A SUCKER, YOU SUCK UNTIL ALL THE SWEETNESS IS GONE.
35 LADIES I'M LIKE A DRUG ECSTASY, ONCE ADDICTED YOU CAN'T GET OFF.
36 LADIES I'M LIKE A SCREW, THE DEEPER I GO THE HARDER I GET.
37 I'M A LOT LIKE A SERVICE STATION, I'M ALWAYS OPEN AND THEIR'S ALWAYS EASY ACCESS TO MY PUMP.
38 LADIES I'M LIKE TECHNOLOGY, I IMPROVE MYSELF WITH EVERY INCH.
39 IT'S HARD TO TAKE A BONE AWAY FROM A DOG, BUT IT'S ALWAYS EASY FOR A HOT CHICK TO GET A BONER FROM ME.
40 DURING SEX MY PENIS MAY LOOK SMALL TO YOU BUT LIKE THEY SAY, EVEN A 747 JET LOOKS SMALL INSIDE OF THE GRAND CANYON.
41 WHEN WOMEN SCREAM MY NAME, I CUM FOR THEM JUST LIKE THAT.
42 MAY I PLEASE GLAZE YOUR DONUT?
43 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PUNISH GUYS, FORCE THEM TO GET MARRIED THEN THEY WILL BE REALLY SORRY.
44 WIPE YOUR SHOES ON THE RUG BEFORE YOU STEP UP TO A PLAYA.
45 I LIKE A FEMALE THAT TAKES GREAT DICKTATION.
46 I LIKE TO PLAY PING PONG WITH MY DING DONG.