Hmmmmmm...... Being An Alarmist, And Stuff......

So, I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin'...............
So I says to myself, Self? What the hell is wrong with me and stuff?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...............
When you have a brain that does such good thinkin', it is like a curse and stuff. Like I sit and do such good thinkin' that when I tell other people
the good thinkin' I'm doin' and stuff, they just sit there and look at me. I bet they are so jealous! They wish they could do some thinkin' like
me and stuff.

So like I was doin' this fancy puzzle and stuff. Yep, like I put all the flat pieces together, and like they didn't fit together right. So I did
some thinkin' and I figured out a real easy way to put that fancy puzzle together like real quick and stuff. I went out to my garage and got my
really cool hammer. Yep. That is one cool hammer allright. So I bring that cool hammer to my table and I hit those flat puzzle pieces with the hammer,
and after a couple minutes those puzzle pieces were together. Now that is some good thinkin' and stuff! Pure Genius! Oh Brain I love you!

So like I put the rest of that puzzle together. That is one funky lookin' puzzle and stuff. Like it doesn't look anything like the picture on the
box. Stupid box.

So like I'm lookin' at that puzzle. HEY! There's a piece missin' and stuff! Hmmmmm...... where is that missing piece of the puzzle. So like I look
over there, and I look over here. Hmmmmmmm.......... where is that missing puzzle piece.

So I call my dog Yabaastad. "Come here Yabaastad!" So Yabaastad comes runnin' over lookin' all guilty and stuff.
"Did you see my missin' puzzle piece Yabaastad?"
Yabaastad just sat there lookin' at me with his head turned sideways. Nope Yabaastad didn't see that missin' puzzle piece and stuff.

Hmmmmm............... So like where could it be? C'mon brain. Where could that piece be? Hmmmmmmm........ Hey! Maybe my next door neighbor Cleetus
took that piece when he was visitin' the other day. So like I go over to my really cool window, and I open that really cool window and stick my head
out and shout.

"Hey Cleetus!!"

"What's up Donald?"

"Like did you see a piece of my fancy puzzle and stuff?"

"Did I what?"

"Did you see a piece of my puzzle. I got a piece missin' and stuff."

"Nope. Didn't see no puzzle piece, but I'll be takin' a look for it."

Hmmmm.........

So I go to the other side of the house, and open up the window on that side and stick my head out.

"Hey Jenks!"

"Hello Donald!"

"Hey like do you know where my missin' piece of the puzzle is?"

"Do I what?"

"Do you know where my missin' piece of the puzzle is?"

"Do I what?"

"Forget it Jenks."

"Forget what Donald?"

So like I slam the window shut. It's like hangin' up on people and stuff...... Hmmmmmmm.......... where is that puzzle piece? Hmmmmmmm........

Wait! I got it! Oh brain, this is some good thinkin' and stuff. So like I go and get a sheet and my fancy crayons. I write on that sheet in really
big letters:

'Has anyone seen my missin' piece of the puzzle'

Now that is one fancy sign!

So like I put that big sign up on my front lawn and stuff. Yep, now everyone is gonna be lookin' for that piece. Yeah!

So I go back in and I sit on my thinkin' couch to do some thinkin' and stuff. So I says to myself, Self?..... Huh? Hey! What's that? Over there?
Stuck to the back of my really cool hammer? It's it! It's the missin' piece and stuff. So like I run over and grab that missin' piece and put it
in the puzzle.

Yeah! It's done! YEAH!

Man! It feels good when a missin' piece can complete a big puzzle and stuff!

Man, that's deep. But I'm curious, when you ask yourself, "Self?", are you in control of which 'self' answers, or do they just come out
randomly? You know, 'the genius self', 'the Sybil self', 'the angry self', 'the must put the bottle down to answer self', 'the missing time
self', 'the just give me a hammer and I'll fix it self', am I missing any?

Originally posted by hsur2112
Man, that's deep. But I'm curious, when you ask yourself, "Self?", are you in control of which 'self' answers, or do they just come out
randomly? You know, 'the genius self', 'the Sybil self', 'the angry self', 'the must put the bottle down to answer self', 'the missing time
self', 'the just give me a hammer and I'll fix it self', am I missing any?

Originally posted by hsur2112
Man, that's deep. But I'm curious, when you ask yourself, "Self?", are you in control of which 'self' answers, or do they just come out
randomly? You know, 'the genius self', 'the Sybil self', 'the angry self', 'the must put the bottle down to answer self', 'the missing time
self', 'the just give me a hammer and I'll fix it self', am I missing any?
Rush

Hmmmm......... Sybil, eh? Hmmmmmmm........ Now that's makin' me do some thinkin' and stuff.
Hmmmm...... I think you like have them all covered and stuff......Let's see.

The genius self - well when you have a brain that can do the thinkin' and stuff like mine, well MENSA wishes they had me and stuff.

The Sybil self - (Still makin' me think due to the timely reference.) Hey like what's wrong with a couple personalities? Like I'm never lonely and
stuff.

The angry self - I HATE when people say that and stuff.

The must put the bottle down to answer self - I don't need to hold a bottle. I have one of those really cool hats that have the beer attached with a
fancy straw, so I never have to let go of the bottle and stuff. Pure genius.

The missing time self - I was thinkin' about that yesterday. Yep only a couple more days until Friday.... Huh? What? It is Friday? Cool!

The just give me a hammer and I'll fix it self - Nothing like a really cool hammer and stuff. Yep. A couple swings of that really cool hammer, and
anything can be fixed. Although duct tape may be needed as well in some instances.

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