UK Bestsellers: July 2012

Hullo, hullo - so not only are we all still hooked on Fifty Shades of Grey, but we're now working our way through the various spin-offs too! I think I've said enough about the literary merits of erotic pulp fiction, and I'm content now just to settle back and enjoy the snatches of sexy conversations that I keep overhearing in the most unlikely places; libraries, local parks, supermarkets - when you can casually chat about bondage while picking up your spuds who am I to complain? Where do we go in the top ten from sexy lit - the hairy bikers? I think we'll leave it there. Keep on enjoying yourselves, you delicious perverts.