~She called me to get my phone number. ~She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice book because it said "concentrate." ~She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ~She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ~She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ~She tried to drown a fish. ~She thought a quarterback was a refund. ~She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ~She triped over a cordless phone. ~She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ~She asked for a price check at a dollar store. ~She studied for a blood test. ~She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. ~When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. ~When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ~When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.