+ 50% more tastier sandviches(Cosmetic stat, doesn't affect gameplay in any way)What nonsense is this!? Why is my grandson in war?! He should know better by now that his elders should be doing all the fighting!

The lenses definitely need to be transparent, the opaque texture looks more like a bug than intention - plus, transparent makes more sense. The hair texture seems to need a bit more work, take reference from the Hero's Tail, but overall a really neat idea. Get to tweaking it and you've got my vote, for what that's worth.