Justin Bieber Said A Bad Word

When news of Mariah Yeater claiming Justin Bieber is the father of her baby first hit, I jokingly suggested that the Maple Lord could never sully his mouth with such heathen words as “I want to fudge the sugar out of you.” Turns out I was wrong because on top of his newfound love of dick-grabbing, he says “bitches” now. But not bullshit. That’s just too far, it’s too far. Via Twitter:

so this past week and even today every rumor and lie about me possible has been coming out in the press. Just need to ignore it..but…
even through all the crap and lies…my fans have been there for me…and i just got word..It is OFFICIAL!! that….
… #UnderTheMistletoe is the #1 Album on the BILLBOARD 200 this week!!! WE ARE THE #1 ALBUM!! so to the people making up this BS…
…SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN B*Tches! #ILOVEMYFANS!! THANK U. Here is the NEW VIDEO as Promised! THey cant break Us!
stay true to yourself. they can never break us. we are a family. #TEAMBIEBER goes HARD!

According to the warrant — obtained by TMZ — someone went on tumblr.com, a social media website, using the name KILLSGANDCB — we’re guessing it means kill Selena Gomez and Caitlin Beadles. The perp said she was going to “murder” Beadles and had cameras trained on her 24/7, ominously promising the victim won’t know what’s coming until she “wakes up on the other side of her bed with a knife.”
TMZ has learned … the suspect is a 14-year-old girl who lives in Kentucky who is developmentally disabled. We’re told LAPD detectives contacted her mother, who is now closely monitoring her Internet activities.

For more Belieber insanity, look no further than this post of Justin and Selena in Hawaii from all the way back in May that’s still getting comments that have me convinced America is literally one bubble gum pop star away from imploding into a pile of child sodomy and emoticons. Like this one from not even an hour ago:

I’m gonna fuck kil selena he is my man and she nows me I’m from suriname and not afraid of her!!!!!!that bastard I hate u selena I fucking hate Youuuu!!!!!!!!! U slut

I guess I could send that to the police, but then I think to myself, what would football legend Coach Paterno do? And order a quality Denny’s breakfast at an affordable price instead. The man’s more inspirational than Jesus.