Pffsh. Unlike you steroid-chugging meatheads. Tell me, how shrivelled is it by this point? At least we can please our women. Yours are choking on such repressed sexual desires they've become sadistic battle-queens!

So Ika Musume is actually Cthylla? Cthulhu's Secret Daughter, who is destined to give birth to her father again should he be destroyed? This explains so much actually, like her initial hatred of "Surface Dwellers". Also:
"While she normally has eight arms like any octopus, she can extrude or retract additional ones at will." She can extend her tentacles at will, and grow them back almost instantly if they get destroyed.
"She is able to alter her body proportions at will, such as by enlarging her wings to enable her to fly." Didn't she Change her weight to an impossible low (changing body proportions), then extend and shape her tentacles into wings to fly at one point?

Wait... so that means that should Cthulhu Die, Ika Musume will get pregnant in order to give birth to him again... I NEED THIS DOUJIN MADE, NOW!!!

Wow, too bad you have wrong opinions weeaboo. God, jesus christ how STUPID can you be, I mean, K-ON?! That has got to be the worst thing you can possibly watch, I feel the butthuty weeaboo just fuming off of you, you disgrace to nature. Sorry, but it's the truth

It may not be the best but it isn't definitely the worst. There are a bit too much of overreacting fans but there's also people like you who are overreacting to the fact that they just love something that you don't, so your statement is invalid. Also, using the term weeaboo is an example like you who's knowlegable in the world in anime but annoying as ****. You just contradictied yourself idiot. Here's a pic for being a annoying weeaboo hipster.