I am soooooo sorry for not updating!!! I've been distracted these last three months, but if you want partial updates just text me; 281 716 7448

Middle School Weeks: Currently discontinued because of a backed up schedule, but I am making plans to continue it into highschool. Watch out for that one..

Retake! Make Our Future: I'm working on it, though I tend to get distracted.

DIA Industries: My main focus at the moment. Next chapter should come out in less than a week.

I've Got Boobs: I know whats gonna happen, but I cant put it into words. PM me if you wanta bit of a spoiler.

Make Our Future: Discontinued, but I began once more with it. (Look at Retake! Make Our Future)

Mexico: Disconinued from lack of humor.

YOUR GUY SIDE:You love hoodies.You love jeans.Dogs are better than cats.It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)You've played with/against boys on a team.Shopping is torture.Sad movies suckYou own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.You watch sports on TV.Gory movies are cool.You go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.Sleep with your socks on at night.TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:You wear lip gloss/stick.You love skirts.Cats are better than dogs.You love to shop.You wear eyeliner.You wear the colour pink.Go to your mom for advicePink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.You hate wearing the colour black.You like hanging out at the shopping centre.You like getting manicures and/or pedicuresYou like wearing jewelery.Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.You don't like the movie Star Wars.You were in gymnastics/dance.It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.You care about what you look like.You like wearing dresses when you can.You like wearing body perfume.You love the movies.Used to play with dolls as little kid.Like being the star of every thing.TOTAL: 7

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi, mainly. But some hentai.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many time? Deidara, Orochimaru, Neji, Itachi. Mainly guy's with longish hair that I can actualy imitate. Not that often, though...My parents get creeped out...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Hm...I have eleven part two volumes. Eh...I make most of my stuff, though. Cheaper.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Kinda...Okay, I admit it. This is gonna sound weird. Orochimaru.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina, unless it involves Sasuke.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Both.

10. Do you support the obito theory? I appeared into the Naruto comunity when Madara turned out to be Tobi. yeah, Deidara scared me away at first, but now he's my favoriet! :3

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Eh...I dunno...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara. Simple, and obvious.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke. He's actually very atractive. And emo looking. And wants to kill people. Awesome.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I focus mainly on shippuden...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Too lazy, but I've been trying.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yep.

17. Sub or dub? Dub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? YEAH!!!! MADARA UCHIHA OLDNESS. He should drink some Oldness-be-gone.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Heh. Sexy Beast.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara~

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hm... Kisame. If he wore a skirt. *creepytoughts*

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Some.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Some.

27. Do you like lemons? Heh. Yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes. They hate it because of a problem with the police over some Naruto manga.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? ...wha?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope. Well, yeah, two of my couzins, but they like parodies of it.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah. I have a friend who actually likes my drawings, though they always seem OOC.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Heh, they haven't said to my face yet.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes. [ brought them down a bit...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm saving up for Naruto!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No lie, YES.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ...no comment...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Yeah.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Yep.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I try to keep OC's out, but if they're necesery, it's just children. Or some random guy selling drugs on the street.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Heh. Yeah.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

*Collaboration with Inuyonas!* With the impending doom of the 4th Ninja World War, Madara Uchiha will make an announcement to SHOCK the 5 great shinobi nations when he suggests an alternative to the war...with ulterior motives, of course...

Ever just not been able to decide which fanfiction to read because you couldn't decide which character you wanted to be paired with the lead? Problem solved: Choose Your Own Romance. Wow- 3,000 hits! Thanks, guys! COMPLETE!

Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.

I know Valentines Day had come and passed, but this was just too cute to wait a year for. Just a cute thing on Valentines Day when Gunther was younger. There is a pairing, But no more information will be given. Not A One-Shot, Please R&R!

From the beginning, Matt and Mello's relationship with a tad more romance. I honestly can't write summaries – I promise it's better than I make it sound. A Bit angsty - but happy bits I promise! Please Review! :

Sendo Hidan is about to turn eighteen when his mother finally tells him he's arranged to marry the big time business owner, Akasuna Sasori. Drama ensues for the two as their secrete lovers find out of this marriage-to-be. DISCONTINUED

When Kakuzu dies he finds himself once again in the land of the dead, where money has value and where the void has a personality. But when he can't buy his way out this time around, he'll have to find his own way back to the living.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Six new knights come to the castle, wishing to take a few squires on as their own. Two certain squires get chosen, and they go on an adventure with the knights. . . that is, untel Jane notices the resembelance between Gunther and a raven haired knight...

Deidara has never under stood what has happened to him. Why him and Sasori are rarely talking. Why Hidan and Itachi bother him so much. Why he and Orochimaru aren't friends anymore. Please vote on the next move. . .

Three years later, how have the castle folk changed? Lets see, Dragon found a lady friend...And then theres Jane and Smithy...Gunther and Jester became friends...Rake and Pepper are in a huge fight...Wow, they haven't changed much, have they?