Kate Gosselin pulled trigger on divorce papers

In a move that had to piss off TLC producers, Kate Gosselin was the one who filed divorce papers yesterday before the airing of the “Big Announcement” episode. This puts Jon in a shitty situation because basically here’s how child custody works in Pennsylvania: If you have a penis, expect to pay out the ass and never see your kids again. Whee! People reports:

“Over the course of this weekend, Jon’s activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children,” Kate said in a statement Monday night. “While there are reasons why it was appropriate and necessary for me to initiate this proceeding, I do not wish to discuss those reasons at this time, in the hope that all issues will be resolved amicably between Jon and myself. As always, my first priority remains our children.”

Of course, knowing this woman, Jon’s questionable “activities” could range anywhere from giving the kids non-organic yogurt to the heinous sin of not color coordinating their outfits, and she’d call in the National Guard. “He’s letting Aaden use the red lunchbox. That’s for Wednesdays! SHOOT TO KILL!”

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I think he will come out better in the divorce . Monetarily wise at least. A douche with money is still a douche. She is an author with several books to her name. She makes far more than he did as…. whatever he did.
I doubt she will have to pay out the nose to him . But as far as earnings go. She makes far more than him.

I like how all the ‘women’ defending Kate say it’s probably because she has 8 kids. Uh huh… that’s why 95% of the women end up acting that way two years into a relationship. They’ll be accepting of you going out drinking. Sparking up a j. This and that. The more serious the relationship gets, the more they try to change you. You can’t hang out with your friends. You can’t drink anymore. You can’t smoke anymore. Women are only good for banging

These are two talentless douchbags whose only claim to fame is that they had a full litter of kids. That’s it. Two utterly uninteresting people who’ve done nothing at all of value to society. They are both considerably richer than they would have been if it were not for the show. They will both be considerably richer than they would have been after the divorce, even if Jon loses the maximum conceivable amount.

Good riddance to bad trash and may the show be a head scratching punchline to the next generation.

Growing up while attending college eh Suzee? Maybe 20 year old c*nts like yourself should get a life. I’m not changing for anyone at the age of 22. How’s your trailer park by the way? Nice this time of year?

Everybody needs to get off Jon’s back. I actually fell sorry for him. It’s apparent that he’s not the one wanting the camera on him constantly. And that nagging complaing bitch of a wife Kate would drive anybody crazy. She’s a nut! I can’t blame if he did cheat . And who cares anyway.

Everybody needs to get off Jon’s back. I actually fell sorry for him. It’s apparent that he’s not the one wanting the camera on him constantly. And that nagging complaing bitch of a wife Kate would drive anybody crazy. She’s a nut! I can’t blame if he did cheat . And who cares anyway.

I think they should split their children in half….right across the stomach. Ha! you thought I meant split them as in he gets four she gets for, but I turned it around to mean…ripping..and..uh…killing…I made myself sad.