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What are some words your kids mispronounce that are funny/embarrassing?

Yesterday we went to Preschool storytime at our library and they were doing a Dr. Seuss theme with the story and crafts. The craft was for the book One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. Well, my 3 year old when he says fish it sounds like bitch so when he saw the craft everyone heard, "Hey Mama there's three white bitches, a red bitch, and a blue bitch." Yeah, it was a little embarrassing lol. So, does anyone else have any funny stories?

My daughter is only just turned 1 so she always mispronounces everything. My nephew however is 3 and he ronouncescrocs shoes by leaving the r off. Made it sound like he was saying cocks when refering to them.

My dd loves root beer. But she calls it just beer for some reason so when we're out in public and I ask her what she wants to drink she say "Beer momma, you know I love beer and you let me drink that."

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