Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Im sooo trying to get into the mood to do anything i swear i havent sewing anything new since i started working ugh... i have a couple of orders to work on and then hopefully i can get some new stuff done!!!

SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot thechicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers forlunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it wastime for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the roadbecause he recognized the need to engage in cooperation anddialogue with all the chickens on the other side of theroad.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helpedthat little chicken to cross the road. This experience makesme uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! thatevery chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves tocross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chickencrossedthe road. We just want to know if the chicken is on ourside of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us,or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you canclearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing theroad.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross theroad, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I amnot for it now, and will remain againstit.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need someblack chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chickenwon't realize that he must first deal with the problemon this side of the road before it goes after the problem onthe other side of the road. What we need to do is help himrealize how stupid he's acting by not taking on hiscurrent problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is havingproblems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes andtake falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to givethis chicken a car so that he canjust drive across the road and not live his life like therest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is achicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access tothe other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he'sguilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworkingAmerican.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way thatchicken was going. I had a standing order at theFarmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropp edto a certain level. No little bird gave me any insiderinformation.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross itwith a toad?Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossedI've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chickencrossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed theroad, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a fewmoments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for thefirst time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced aserious case of molting, and went on to accomplish itslifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the natur e of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossingroads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have justreleased eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads,but will lay eggs, file your important documents, andbalance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integralpart of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stableand will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, ordid the road move beneath the chicken?