Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

As I mentioned, Bobby’s in the Maple Kingdom for a charity gig; it’s in a real swanky joint and Bobby will be taking only the classiest questions from Anderson Cooper, who is so fancy he’s secretly a Vanderbilt. (By the way: Shepard Smith hate-masturbates to Anderson Cooper nightly.)

Masturhates?

Sure, why not?

Yay, I helped.

Shh. But before Bobby meets all those swells, he sat down at the local TV channel for a little one-on-one with some jackass who needs a shave. (Although, you know: he’s sitting next to Bobby, so he looks okay; Bobby has combed his hair with his fingers.) I only watched a minute or two, but in the time I spent with the clip, Bobby started talking about STEM, but then he forgot what two of the letters stood for, and he added one of his own.