Cute guy to German flight attendant on layover: So, do you have cars in Germany?
–Barracuda
Overheard by: barkeeper
Girl: So, my mom is Jewish and my dad is Christian. Does that make me, like, bi-racial?
–Eugene Lang College
Overheard by: Still ashamed I go to school here
Hispanic high school girl: Is the Fourth of July always on a Friday?
–N Train
Overheard by: D-Law
Guy to friend: Well, that's nice, they have these machines set up for the visually impaired, but what about the deaf people?
–ATM, 38th St & Madison Ave
Overheard by: jennyooooo
Student: Is Swedish even a language?
–Columbia University
Trucker: What are you, stupid, or both?
–M86 Crosstown Bus

Girl to friend: Oh, my God, I think I just left the most embarrassing thing in the bathroom.
–Barnes & Noble
Overheard by: V
Woman to roommate: When we get home, we'll have embarrassing sexual accidents!
–Pathmark, Massapequa
Overheard by: Are they really accidents if you plan ahead?
Nerdy TA: The thesis talk is kind of like the sex talk. It's a little embarrassing, no one really wants to give it, but it'll make you grow as adults.
–Columbia University
Girl to friend: I'm not embarrassed that I peed in his bed. I'm just not.
–Columbia University
Girl on cell: I saw it and I thought, "how embarrassing would it be riding on a bike with a nun."
–Grand Central
Overheard by: galgal

Anxious woman, running up to counter: The postal truck is blocking my car! I asked him to move and he wouldn’t! All he has to do is put the truck in reverse! Postal worker lady: He don’t know how to. Obviously.
–125th St Post Office

Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds look-alike: Well, you tell her that I will cut Miss Daisy before I drive her.
–51st & 8th
Overheard by: Nigel
Chick to guy: I’ll give you 20 bucks and suck your dick the whole way if you give me a ride home.
–5th & 2nd
Woman to man: Well, if we’re not going to drive anywhere, we might as well drink!
–Mulberry St
Overheard by: Hazel
Lady to friend: Yeah, he traded the Camry for a Tahoe, so now the sperm and eggs can all fit into one car.
–49th & 5th
Overheard by: seann r
Messenger with hand truck: Tell them there is no fucking truck — I’m the truck!
–28th & 7th

Girl #1: But I've been eating so much lately! Girl #2: Rachel. You are not pregnant. Girl #1: Yes I ammmmm! (flails arms) Girl #2: This reminds me of the time you were drunk and tried to run into traffic.
–Outside Virgin Records, 14th St