WALRUS.

Several years ago, we brought my brother Brian and his then-boyfriend Matt to Linden Vineyard . It’s in a lovely, bucolic spot, and Matt, a bit of a city boy, spied a large, white ruminant lying on a hill as we drove past.

"Is that a cow or a goat?" he asked.

My brother turned and calmly replied, "It’s a walrus, Matthew."

For some reason, this struck all of us as incredibly funny. And all of this is simply backstory to the video below. This one’s for you, Bri.