"Pwent likes trolls, he says, because their pieces wiggle even after you cut them off."

"What's the difference between a leather shoe and a woman with herpes? ... You can eat the shoe if you have to."

"Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

The rock: "I know a lot of fat-ass whiskey drinkers. And the men are worse." and "I used to play wrestling games...but I don't play much anymore because I keep getting my ass kicked by the computer. When you get your ass kicked in a wrestilng game and you're playing as yourself, it's tough on the ego."

I wish I had much to tell you about, but I don't, not really. Just wishes hopes and dreams.

His feelings reached an intensity hitherto unknown to him. He relived the experiences of an infinitely varied life; he died and was reborn, he loved ardently and passionately and found himself separated once more and forever from his beloved. At last, toward dawn, when the first light began to dissolve the shadows, a sense of peace began to grow in his soul, and the images became clearer, more permanent…