2. Governor Andrew Cuomo finally confirms what everyone with flammable drinking water has known for ages, bans fracking in New York

3. Remember that movie that you weren’t going to see with your family on Christmas, The Interview? You can now carry on with that plan guilt-free after Sony pulls it over possible North Korean terrorist threats.

5. Mitt Romney still leads republican presidential polls? Thankfully Donald Trump looks to challenge him in a battle for the nomination, and title of most out of touch uber-rich old white man in America.