Megan Conroy, 18, pleaded guilty in Brisbane, Australia, in September, to assaulting a 40-year-old man in May (by kicking him in the testicles) because he had mispronounced her first name. (And if you ever meet her, it's "mee-gan," not "may-gun.") [The Age (Melbourne), 9-6-07]

I say M-egg-in. No one ever says that back to me. I assume it is the western drawl that sends it to Maygin. I don't care, and would be surprised to hear M-egg-in back after all this time. I will not kick anyone over it.