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Monday, April 2, 2012

Novel Publicity: Sykosa Tour

Please enjoy
this excerpt from Sykosa, a YA novel (for 18+
readers), by Justin Ordoñez. Then read on to learn how you can win huge
prizes as part of this blog tour, including $550 in Amazon gift cards, a
Kindle Fire, and 5 autographed copies of the book.

First period. American history.

Who knows which is worse. At this hour, it’s too early to
care. Luckily, it’s never too early to bitch and moan. And she would do so,
save her teacher is already on it. He’s up at the board—in shock that not a
pupil noticed how his cuff smudged all his bullet points. Like wrist trajectory
were her problem. That’s a math problem. And math problems aren’t her problem
for another two hours. Yawn. He’s still going on—something about full attention
being on…

Her fingernails.

Fingernails, you see, are better than lectures.

Particularly these lectures. Particularly this class.

She wishes nail polish didn’t break the Academy’s Personal
Code, then her fingernails could be pretty colors, and she’d feel like a pretty
girl. They should let her do her nails in class. It’s no different from
doodling. It also increases hygiene, and in high school, that’s nothing to
scoff at. She may paint her fingernails this afternoon, just for fun, then
remove it and—

Hang on. Her teacher said something will be on a test.

Never mind, she already knows it.

Anyhow, if she does do her nails, she has a problem. She
doesn’t know what to do. However, she does know she doesn’t want to do
something she’s already done. If she’s gonna do her nails for one night, then
it’d be nice if it were a departure of some type. Alas, her brain has no ideas.
Being pretty is hard! Yet, she likes it so very much. That does it. She needs
to talk to Niko. For one, Niko’s her best friend. Two, Niko’s gifted in the
department of being glamorous. And luckily, Niko’s her neighbor, so she drafts
a note that she passes across the table.

What should I do with my fingernails?

Niko reads the note in delight, then dies of boredom.

I thought you were gonna share good gossip or
something.

No, I want to do my fingernails.

Do something slutty. That’s always good for a
thrill.

That’s a good idea.

Niko always has good ideas. Niko’s brilliant!

She wishes she were Niko.

And Niko wishes she were Sykosa’s breasts. That’s
me, Sykosa! Well, technically, it’s my breasts. Breasts are an
urgent topic for Niko, seeing as her prime puberty years have passed, and to
Niko’s horror, she’s all As in the bra and all Ds on her report card. That’s
harder on a girl than people think. And it’s why Niko collapses her cheek on
her hand, then inconspicuously stares at those far-bigger boobs. Niko thinks
she does it for a second or two. In reality, it’s seven or eight. Now, before
anyone makes any assumptions, Niko’s not gay. She’s about as boy-crazy as a
girl gets. To the point that she collects boyfriends as if they were Girl Scout
badges.

And to be fair, this breast-staring is harmless.

Though every girl has her limits.

Hers have been exceeded. Not by Niko, but by Tom. He also
has his cheek in hand, his eyes overcome by her chest—for what is maybe ten or
eleven seconds.

Unlike Niko, he’s thinking of her as if she were some toy.

He may be right.

In the only snowstorm of the year, as the Academy froze
under the sickly sweet smell of a dysfunctional oil furnace, she retreated
behind the two bell towers of the Academy chapel. And on that very day, this
very boy—in his ski jacket laden with those sticky tags they put on bags at
airports—stumbled onto her smoking self and put his tongue in her mouth. It was
a bold move. And it impressed her. They didn’t need to “talk.” Besides, it
woulda fucked up the moment. I get shy fast. Accordingly,
she kissed him until her heart beat so hard she became faint. It meant
something. This feeling. She caught her breath. They sat beside each other.
Seconds later, she wished they hadn’t stopped, so they restarted, then kept at
it.

This time without the tongue.

Niko steals the note, then writes a new one.

Why is he looking at you like that? Only I’m
supposed to look at you like that!

Niko’s the type who admits her faults shamelessly. While
it’s slightly backward, Niko does so not as a deterrent from such behaviors,
but to enable them. She rarely complains. Because that’s Niko. And somehow that
excuses everything Niko does. That said, she supposes she’s predisposed to
Niko’s jealously over her body, perhaps to the point of flattery. You see, this
Tom-thing is nothing. Or if it is something, it’s certainly not enough of
something. Not enough for her to buy a prom dress.

Why do you think he is looking at me like
that?

Because you * him.

Not to delve too far into the well of note-passing dynamics,
but she—and the Queens—use secret codes in case of confiscation. “*” means
fuck, in all forms and conjugations. She has not * Tom. She has not * anybody.
Her lips quiver at the *. It feels like something she’ll put off until she is
thirty. Simultaneously, she also feels like it could happen in the immediate
future.

Sometimes she just “knows.”

Gross.

Afraid?

No!

But, she is afraid. Everything is too complicated. It should
not have to be. She goes behind the chapel. He goes behind the chapel. They
make out. Simple, right? It’s not. Regardless, if even that must be
complicated, then certainly the concept that she wants to go to Prom, thus he
should ask her to Prom and then they should go to Prom is simple, right? It’s
not. You see, he has this best friend, this confidante, this main focus, this
everything—and her name is not Sykosa, but Mackenzie.

Or as you will soon find out: “M.” That’s what he calls her.

As
part of this special promotional extravaganza sponsored by Novel Publicity, the
price of the Sykosa eBook edition is just 99 cents this
week. What’s more, by purchasing this fantastic book at an incredibly low
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One random tour commenter will win a $100 Amazon gift card.
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About the book: YA fiction for
the 18+ crowd. Sykosa is a sixteen-year-old girl
trying to reclaim her identity after an act of violence shatters her life and
the lives of her friends. Set at her best friend’s cottage, for what will be a
weekend of unsupervised badness, Sykosa will have to finally confront the major
players and issues from this event, as well as decide if she wants to lose her
virginity to Tom, her first boyfriend, and the boy who saved her from danger.
Get it on Amazon.

About the author: Sykosa is
Justin Ordoñez's life's work. He hopes to one day settle down with a nerdy,
somewhat introverted woman and own 1 to 4 dogs. Visit
Justin on his website, Twitter, Facebook, or GoodReads.

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