Experience the most politically-incorrect New Year’s Rose Parade floats, a bizarre Lamb Cake Contest on Easter Sunday, and then the explosion of patriotic pride on July Fourth. The homemade trick-or-treat costume pictures he’s uncovered will have you howling right before Phoenix traces the tragic life of a Thanksgiving turkey. Then attend a holiday bondage party prior to seeing who gets the most outrageous gifts on Christmas morning.

This retro story of the glory of all holidays is sure to get everyone in a festive mood. (Holiday dress is encouraged)

Limited general seating available. Student and adult tickets for the performance are $22 and $28 and may be purchased at the Performing Arts Center Ticket Office, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. weekdays and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturdays.