Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Speech You Won’t Hear at the Tory Convention in Calgary (Satire) By Stephen J. Gray

The Speech You Won’t Hear at the Tory
Convention in Calgary

(Satire) By Stephen J. Gray

Friends, I am so happy to be
here in Calgary
amongst friends and supporters. No way, would I prorogue or postpone this
convention because you are my kind of people and I need your votes. [Thunderous
applause takes place amongst the true believers. The speech continues.] Has
anybody seen Nigel check in to the convention, oops, I better not use that word
check, I mean sign in to the convention? It would be nice to know that he is
here with us all.

As you know, I have been
travelling a lot this past while racking up the air miles, and signing free
trade deals. I just signed one with the European Union (EU). You must have seen
the picture of me and Jose Manuel Barroso, President of the European Commission
and former “Maoist” signing “an agreement in principle” on the E.U. deal, and
as you know, I signed a “strategic partnership” with Communist China. Some
people might say “The New World Order makes for strange bedfellows.” Hey, I am
just kidding. But, I digress.

My government has been taking
part in other “secretive” [1] deals.
I visited Davos [1a] where the world’s
globalist elites meet, and told them about my plans to raise the “Old Age
Security benefit from 65 to 67 years of age,” before it was even discussed in
parliament.

[“Davos people control virtually all international
institutions, many of the world’s governments, and the bulk of the world’s
economic and military capabilities.” –Samuel
P. Huntington]

I also visited with HRH the
Queen of England, and attended G20 meetings.All these things are time consuming and that is why I have had to shut
that pesky parliament down a number of times; pardon me, I mean I prorogued it
a number of times.Anyway, I have been
thinking, who really needs parliament?At least when it’s shut down I don’t have to discuss infanticide or
abortion [1b] in Canada or take questions.I find I can work better when I do my own
thing.Then I don’t have to answer other
stupid questions about the Senate shenanigans, Robocalls and other
trivialities.One thing that really bugs
me is when a former Liberal MP who is now head honcho for the Big Business
Union of Corporate Chieftains issues a letter [2] with others and tells me to get busy and sign this E.U. free
trade deal.I have now signed it, so I
hope he is not trying to take credit for my work on this “hidden” [3] deal about “economic integration.” [3]

Still, one must not be too
unkind in criticizing a former Liberal politician; we are a political and
corporate brotherhood, and even the young crowned prince of Liberalism praised
my trade deal in parliament.Therefore,
that old saying does appear to have some truth, “Liberal, Tory same old story.”The party names are different, but that’s so
the masses can have someone to vote for in this pretend game of political
democracy!We are in agreement with this
E.U. free trade deal and perhaps when I leave public office I will get an
honoured position in the corporate kingdom just like our esteemed and
honourable Liberal friend.Anyway, I
must say the EU pact is a done deal, as far as I am concerned, even though it
will take two years to finalize it and the ordinary people will not get to vote on it.Still, it is getting rave reviews from the
corporate media and some have become filled with ecstasy in their fervour even
though they don’t know everything that’s in it.One enthusiastic journalist even wrote, “we have yet to see the text of
any final agreement.”But he still waxed
eloquent about it and said, “This is creative statecraft,...”Still, that’s corporate “investigative
journalism” in today’s world.I was
thinking this chap might make a good Senator, but who knows? And another
journalist on TV even said it was the “greatest trade deal ever made” despite
the lack of full details at the time.

There are some critics who
are cheesed off at the E.U. deal but they are the usual party poopers.[A number of hear-hears are heard from the
assembled sycophants and true believers.The great leader continues.]In
the meantime, we are involved in negotiations in the “secretive” Trans Pacific
Parnership (TPP) [1] and that, just
like the E.U. deal, will be announced when we have it finalized.Secrecy is imperative when negotiating these
pacts; it’s better to keep the public in the dark.Our marketers and strategists are experts and
are very efficient in selling the masses B.S. with honeyed words.You have to tell them these deals will create
thousands of jobs, a sort of con-jobs if you will.Did I just make a pun? [Laughter and applause
ensues from the assembled minions and true believers.]A picture has to be painted in the minds of
the people when you are herding them, just like cattle, into the merged and controlled
systems of the corporate business elites of the New World Order. [3a] The peasants, oops, I mean the
people, won’t find out the real repercussions until it’s too late to change
things.This is the best modus operandi
there is.Just look how the European
Union (EU) was undemocratically created—now its people are prisoners of its
system.Greece
and Ireland
are but two examples of the E.U. “success.”Anyway, democracy is just another useless word in the dictionary these
days as we head towards some semblance of global governance [4] and loss of national sovereignty.

I know some people don’t like
it, losing national sovereignty, [4]
but they will just have to get with the program.This merging and “integration” of economies
and peoples is a must in this New World Order, and it is happening whether the
people like it or not, even though some say it is treasonous, [5] without a vote by the people.But hey, I am already on record as saying,
“You won’t recognize Canada
when I get through with it.” [6] And
as you can see, I am a man of my word.

Thank you my friends, I am so
grateful that you all follow me in blind loyalty, obedience, and without
question—it makes my job so much easier.[A standing ovation ensues and the audience sings the song, “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow.”]

[Quotes below from Patrick
Buchanan’s Blog on Free trade]http://buchanan.org/blog/quotes…“Free trade is the serial killer of
American manufacturing and the Trojan Horse of World Government. It is the
primrose path to the loss of economic independence and national sovereignty.
Free trade is a bright shining lie.”
Patrick Buchanan

“Globalization is the economic treason
that dare not speak it name.” Patrick Buchanan--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Note: These other links below are worth
reading and have info on agendas you don’t see in the mainstream media. SJG.