I don't eat Oreos because I only like the middle part. My little brother was the same way. One time my mom came home from work and found my brother in the backyard on one of the loungers. Next to him was an empty bag of Oreos, a plate stacked with Oreo outsides, and a very sick dog, who'd obviously not been able to eat all the cookies. I think Mom hid the Oreos thereafter. Or Dad punished us with death for doing that again.

I'm with Delia: You look great!! And if the chins went south, then that makes them useful for sticking in the bra because the boobs went south, too! (The benefit, I guess, of never having children is that my boobs are still up there, only a little dragged down by gravity. The tradeoff is I don't have any funny stories to tell about kids.)