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Whatchoo talkinbout translated: (What are you talking about?)

I’ve got an Aunt who talks in a way that to the average person would seem to be another language. For example did you realize that you car doesn’t use oil? Nope, according to my Aunt it uses “Arrul” (Pronounced ARRR UL). Oh yea, she also doesn’t wash clothes either; She warshes them. One time at a family gathering she asked me to pray by saying, “Danny would you ask the Lard to bless the food?” I almost bowed my head and said this. “Oh Great and mighty Crisco, giver of all good things like funnel cakes, deep fried Twinkies, and fried chicken. Please bless this mess, and forgive us for boiling the potato’s instead of frying them.”

She cracks me up

I often wonder how strange we sound to those around us, who don’t know Christ as Savior. We have to be careful to explain our faith to people by using words they will understand. Otherwise we’ll end up speaking a language they can’t understand.

How to become a Christian

John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life:
and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life;
but the wrath of God abideth on him.

3. Confess The Lord Jesus.

Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead,
thou shalt be saved.

Next Say This Prayer Believing With All Your Heart

Lord Jesus,
I know that I am a sinner. Lord the sinful life that I lived separated me
from you. Lord forgive me of my sins. I know I owe a sin debt that I cannot pay.
Lord I believe that you died on the cross and rose on the third day to
pay my sin dept.Lord I'm sorry for my sins. From this day forward
I will put all my trust in you, Lord show me how to live a Christian life
In Jesus name,Amen