About UsFounded in Mangalore, the All-India Institute of Perverts is a pioneer in promoting the erosion of all morals from within the human brain, and specializes in debauchery. The AIIP has been known to produce world-class debauchees who are well versed in being radical sensualists and masterful hooligans.

AdmissionAspirants for a seat in the AIIP require the following basic qualifications-1) Age – No limits2) Sex – Male (Females are allowed, on the criteria that they will have to be experts in wrestling against their own sex)3) Know how to say Jai Sri Ram and Girls are like my sisters and make them appear completely genuine4) Be fundamentalist5) Detest Valentine’s Day (and hence detest red heart-shaped balloons, greeting cards and Archie’s Gallery)6) At least 1 year experience in destruction of furniture and pub/club hoardings.

Courses- Masters in Moral Policing- Masters in Moral Policing (Extra subjects: HOW TO 1) Slap a woman, 2) Tangle her hair in an attempt to make her bald, 3) Hold a woman by her head with both hands and fling her hard onto the ground)

Apply Fast. Limited Seats. And don’t forget to bring along a saffron robe.

Dude , I think you missed one . You shouldn't have a gf as well . What I think is that most of these buggers are emotionally/sexually frustrated , and decided to take it out on others on Valentines day , and other such occasions . Good one .

@Aspirants for a seat in the AIIP require the following basic qualifications-You must be a pervert moronsYou don't have jobsNever had a relationshipNever were lovedNever were cared aboutHad a tough childhood is a PlusNever were shoiuld have been laid.

@Benefits/Advantages: You can assert your false ego's by doing this!!! You can become what we all detest, parasites to the society