"Carol"

"Flannel"

The Lyrics

Apparel: I don’t know where to start today.Got many pair o’ pants; some are tight, some billow away.

Climb into skinny jeans, but I soon jump out;they show the bulging of my joint; that ain’t thing to tout.I got some baggy overalls, and so I’m scramblin’ inside,but the legs are too long and they’re hamperin’ my stride.Got a double-breasted suit, but it’s a little to glam.Besides, it doesn’t look so fine with my on-top tam.

Apparel: I don’t know where to start today.Got many pair o’ pants, but I’m goin’ the Hamlet way.

And right here before me’s a tunic that’s made o’ rayon,but the design looks like: made by a kid with crayon.To understate the case: It’s just a little bit loud.I want folks to be impressed by my duds, but not THAT wowed!And, rayon’s nothin’ more than pulped wood.Perhaps I’ll don a monk’s cowl and just pull up the hood.

Apparel: I’m in an indecisive wayPut on a pair o’ pants, but I see that they’re badly frayed.

I finally make a choice today:I go out with no pants, and a robed judge puts me in graybar flannel.

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