I’m a huge sucker for anything Americana, which is why I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong era, but then I wouldn’t want to live in any decade that didn’t have the Internet or white rappers.

I'm not sure exactly just how far off the deep end one must fall before actually purchasing one of Hammacher Schlemmer's lonely rider-controlled water crafts, but I imagine it's got to be pretty damn far off that edge.