MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left. demotivational poster

Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.

Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm

Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am

For his safety I hope he was...

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am

For his safety I hope he was...

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am

Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am

I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am

But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am

I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.

rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)

WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am

Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their b***s!