1. He don't do kryptonite
2. He was called Clark Kent
3. Something about some chap called Dex.
4. Lois Lane, what was Teri Hatcher at some point?
5. He flies
6. The underpants outside thingy
7. Erm. He's dead now, after some wheelchair shenanigans
8. Daily Planet? Is that right?

how much bamos had drunk when I saw him at Reading last year. He could barely speak, managing only a grunt in my direction when we were introduced. He then curled up on the floor and fell asleep. This was in the cabaret tent during a Tilly & The Wall gig