I mentioned those crazy KFC ads recently in my role as occasional amateur media
critic, but the round of spots from the colonel has gotten weirder since we
talked about the fake food bloggers
and tweaker mom. They have
now introduced
stupefied by pot pie guy, who says "pot pie" nine times in 30 seconds if you
count the time he mouths it. He does not come off as the sharpest of tacks,
unless you compare him to
insane chicken wings man, who asks his friends "what's the main problem in
the world today," only to reply "no" to their suggestions, one of which is
actually "war." He explains that the biggest problem in the world is "imposter
chicken wings," noting that you wouldn't go to the car wash to get your teeth
fixed. The thing about that is, the angle of the camera seems to intentionally
show off that he apparently does have his teeth fixed at the
car wash.

Any small business owners here with cross-border business experience. I'm trying to find what it's going to take to bring my products to the US on a limited basis - weekends at craft fairs/farmers markets - initially. I'm surprised by what a PITA it is finding this information online. Hell, I even wrote the US Embassy here asking if they had any advice and the bastards never replied. I'm guessing I have to speak to customs and the IRS for sure, but I'm wondering how it would work state by state as I'd like to do a bordertown circuit from Milwaukee to Buffalo.

"During times of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act."