Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I am from Indiana. If this ever happens to you, offer the snake corn products, fashions that are years behind current trends, and your opinion that Indiana basketball trumps all basketball in the galaxy and the snake will feel right at home. Heck, he might even give you Colts tickets.