Talk about video games, movies, music, news, and technology without wading through a thousand dumb kids and dozen exclamation points after each sentence. Try it out for a few days and remember what it's like to breathe Internet air without getting two lungs full of stupid.

I think it should be about the Twitter feud with Assange, perhaps departing from reality a bit with the two going super saiyan, jettisoning into the air with mech suits and an army of corresponding Icelandic and Russian fighter drones and tanks which they control with their minds. Guillermo del Toro will direct.

"Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt