We've stopped asking ourselves why Mallika Sherawat shows up at the Cannes Film Festival with such alarming regularity - this is her fifth year there - but we're perplexed by the presence of these folks.

We've stopped asking ourselves why Mallika Sherawat shows up at the Cannes Film Festival with such alarming regularity - this is her fifth year there - but we're perplexed by the presence of these folks.