Texas Longhorns No. 1, in this week’s Bottom Ten.

Texas, which moved into the Bottom Ten, which really has 20 teams, at 19th after the loss at Brigham Young and fired defensive coordinator Manny Diaz, moved all the way up–down?–to No. 1 after the loss to “Old Miss” in the weekly ratings by Steve Harvey (no relation).

Who’s going to pay this week?

The Longhorns didn’t fire anyone yet. So they must believe it will be Saturday’s opponent, Kansas State. In the Bottom Ten, they can’t go anywhere but up. Or is it down?