godotAs someone who's actually "built like a sturgeon", with bony plates, and a projecting wedge-shaped toothless snout, I regret to inform the audience that it hasn't served me well in the mating game.

Cherry Pop CultureWTF is this doing here? 'Cuz they're a little on the heavy side and making sexual jokes? This is not evil...for shame *wags finger*

baleenCherry Pop Culture is summoned when large breasts and women's issues are present! This is thoroughly weird despite fatty descriptor in tag. I would probably sleep with the singing one if she wasn't terrifying and creepy and I was drunk, or if I was drunk.

riedquatWell, points for getting their dumb parody to at least scan with the original, it's good to see someone putting some effort in even if the words are obvious and a bit puerOH MY GOD THEY'VE GOT THE SAME FACE

XenocideI'm willing to cut them some slack for having a couple of decent rhymes in there. Especially since most of youtube defines a "song parody" as "the exact same song with the word 'fart' thrown in at random points."

pineapplejuicerThose girls are both gross but this gets a five and favorite because i showed it to my brother and a few minutes later he was singing "you got a big penis guy?" quietly to himself as he sat next to the fire