Did you know in China that a ladies’ vaginaGoes from side to side not back to front?And did you know in Jamaica ladies have a cloaca?That means a bum and fanny all in oneDid you know in Paraguay they stretch girls’ furry pieAnd insert a big ceramic cup?And did you know in Senegal, birds have got no quim at all?They cut their clitbox off then sew it up

The thing I really fear, is what if they come over hereAll them foreign fannies in our own back yard I’m gonna go in my garage, paint a picture of Nigel FarageAnd make myself a big purple placard

Did you know in Saudi Arabia no one’s seen a lady’s labia?Cos they have do their business in the darkAnd in Papua New Guinea did you know a lady’s minnieHas got a set of teeth just like a shark?And did you know that in Iraq a lady’s crackEmits a bit of discharge like crude oil?And did you know in Bulgaria lady’s fannies are hairierThan anywhere in the world except Susan Boyle?

The main parties don’t go far enough, to protect the British muffThe only way to stop it is to vote I considered the BNP but they go too far for meThey wanna put Thatcher’s fuckflaps on a bank note