Whack: First Lady Goes ‘Pin-Up,’ Apple Was Tacky, Waffle House Still Is

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Whack: First Lady Goes ‘Pin-Up,’ Apple Was Tacky, Waffle House Still Is

By Miz J

IT’S OFFICIAL: Michelle Obama is now on Pinterest. Now you can drool over her killer ensembles, thumb through her way-better-than-yours holiday photo albums and maybe learn a little more about Mr. Prez and his family.

Yes, she’s totally badass, and finally she’s sharing her playbook. Get on it!

FASHIONISTAS AND TECHIES UNITED! Complex Magazine has dug up the ill-fated Apple Computer clothing line from the 80s, and it’s every bit as tubular as you can imagine. Also not hard to imagine: some famous type like, say, Ashton Kutcher’s hipster ass trying to ironically rock the Apple logo trucker hat with the purple sweatshirt draped across his shoulders. So giggle gleefully at the squiggly line art, dual popped collars and windbreaker shorty-shorts while you can — and be happy that Apple’s design aesthetic has evolved.

THE WAFFLE HOUSE wants to know what you think Anne Frank would order there. Really. I’m not even making a joke; it’s what the southern-fried staple posted to its Facebook page this week, in memory of the birthday of the young woman whose innocent teenage diary spoke for hundreds of Jewish children living in hiding in Nazi-occupied Europe in the 1940s. I think Anne would be kind enough to turn the other cheek, and perhaps that’s what we should all do as well. Next time, Waffle House, a simple “Happy birthday Anne Frank” post will suffice.

Miz J has an attitude. Deal with it. Check out her NSFW comedy podcast, I SAID IT, on iTunes or follow her on Facebook or on Twitter @askmizj