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In World of Warcraft, some gold seller/pet seller person was trying to shovel pets onto me, but I made the conversation into something else.

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Janesanna: heydavepoobond: hiJanesanna: do you need cheap petdavepoobond: sure, what are you sellingJanesanna: [Tuskarr Kite] [Rocket Chicken] [Dragon Kite]Janesanna: [Hippogryph Hatchling]davepoobond: how much are you selling them forJanesanna: i sell two pet , for 28Kdavepoobond: i dont need any of those anymore, i already have them.Janesanna: whyJanesanna: 14 sell one petJanesanna: do you need ?Janesanna: To want what you chooseJanesanna: [Tuskarr Kite] [Rocket Chicken] [Dragon Kite]Janesanna: [Hippogryph Hatchling]davepoobond: i will buy them for 5kJanesanna: ….davepoobond: can i ask you a question?Janesanna: yeahdavepoobond: are you a girl?Janesanna: noJanesanna: im a mandavepoobond: why not?Janesanna: Have been to Thailanddavepoobond: you have?Janesanna: im is transvestiteJanesanna: hahdavepoobond: oh, really? do you have boobs?Janesanna: yeahdavepoobond: how big are they?Janesanna: When bored, I can touch myself]Janesanna: 36Ddavepoobond: wow that is bigJanesanna: So I like to touch yourselfJanesanna: Do you want to go to Thailanddavepoobond: where do you live????Janesanna: California region]davepoobond: california in Thailand?Janesanna: usa californiadavepoobond: oh wow, where is that? I live in ThailandJanesanna: you and me teh sameJanesanna: the samedavepoobond: how the same?Janesanna: genderdavepoobond: no, i don’t have boobs. i want them, thoughJanesanna: You buy a pet, I send photos to you]davepoobond: are you hot?Janesanna: The wetdavepoobond: is it raining?Janesanna: pa pa padavepoobond: do you like pizza?Janesanna: noJanesanna: I like sausagesdavepoobond: lol does that mean what i think it meansJanesanna: hmmJanesanna: I’m off to sleepdavepoobond: ok have a good night. talk to you later

Bobo was a simple farmer in Wisconsin. He farmed cheese. Cheese is very popular in Wisconsin, which is why he farmed cheese. Cheese is made from milk. Bobo had cows, therefore he had milk, and with milk, he had cheese.

Chapter 1

Obo was a superhero. He had super powers, such as the ability to punch through walls. One day Obo was flying over the city of Wisconsin, which is a city in Wisconsin, when he saw a crime being comitted. The crime, specifically, was a typical bank robbery. Obo was just about to stop it when one of the robbers handed him a sack of money as a bribe. Obo looked at the robbers for a while, then decided to mind his own business and flew away with the sack of money. Thus, Obo “went bad.”

Chapter 2

Bingo was a happy monkey. He’s been like that for as long as he could remember, which is about five seconds. You see Bingo, too, was a super hero. He had the power of a very short term memory. This was useful for lots of things. One was if someone kept telling him the same joke over and over, it would still be funny. He could talk, too.

Chapter 3

Bobo, Obo, and Bingo meet as a result of a wormhole opening where each of them were standing.

“Hi,” said Bobo.

“Hello, I’m a talking monkey,” said Bingo.

“Hey, maybe we should team up and be three times as powerful and be a super, super, super hero!” said Obo.

“Hello, I’m a talking monkey,” said Bingo.

“I think it would only be a super, super hero,” said Bobo, “for you see, I am a simple farmer while you and the monkey are super heroes.”

“Hi, I’m a talking monkey.” said Bingo.

“Fine, whatever,” said Obo, “We can be a super, super hero that can make cheese!”

“Now yer talkin’!” said Bobo.

“Hi, I’m a talking monkey,” said Bingo.

Chapter 4

Obo, Bingo, and Bobo mash their bodies together in a trash compactor and become a “super, super hero that can make cheese,” which will now be known simply as “Binobobo.”

Chapter 5

Hamburgler was plotting an evil scheme to get rid of the newly arisen Binobobo. Hamburgler hated all super heroes, especially ones with names like Binobobo. His plan was to feed Binobobo a Sausage McMuffin, then wait for Binobobo to explode!

Chapter 6

“I’m hungry,” said Binobobo, “let’s get some chow!”

“Ok by me!” said Binobobo.

“I’m a talking monkey,” said Binobobo

Chapter 7

Binobobo was on his way to Taco Bell to get some Zesty Tacos when he heard someone say, “Um, excuse me Mr. Binobobo, but would you be interested in some free food?”

“Free food?!” said Binobobo, “How can any one refuse free food?!” So he flew down to where the man calling him was. It was at McDonalds. He glanced at the sign.