"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"

"Pity Blokes Who Play Horns"

The Lyrics

Some instruments aren't as fun to play as others. This is one man's opinion on a certain group of musical embarrassments...

Of all of the instruments to stick with in one's lifeThere's one subset I wouldn't choose, butIf you want to, that's just fi-ineBut it has to be said: you look like a twitWith your cheeks puffed out ea-each sideLike a hamster, looks dumb, dude, just looks sadMay sound mean, these words I say

All those blokes who play hornsThey all look like such silly so-o-o-odsEven though they ca-an play some real rad, ra-ad songsPity blo-okes who play hornsYeah, I do

Those saxophonists, they make a sexy noise, that may be soBut that's all that they're wanted for, that's so restrictive, sucks, you know?And those who play the trombone (ooh-ooh)Their arms must ache quite a bit (ooh-ooh)Hope their sweaty palms won't make them slip no-ow, cause I (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)Don't want that slide flyin', ow

Pity all those blokes who play hornsThey all look like such total clo-o-o-odsThough they show up o-on some of my fav'ri-ite songs (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)Pity blo-okes who play horns

The tuba's the worst nowLuggin' it around's a painNotes either get drowned out by you-our pee-eersOr they score fat people's gai-aits

I'd never suggest givin' up, you wanna ho-orn it up? Then playIgnore those who make "horny" jokes, cause they're just lameBut I'm still gonna feel real sad for you (ooh-ooh)When you keep playin' all those farty tunes 'n' (ooh-ooh)Gettin' crap from anti-ska ty-ypes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)And playin' jazz for the thousandth time

Pity all those blokes who play hornsThey all look like utter moro-o-o-onsEven if they ca-an play some really swee-eet songs (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)Pity blo-okes who play horns

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