50 Kickass Things to Do Before Kids

There are things you need to do before you have a baby -- before you even conceive. Before you even get caught up in the dizzying warp of trying to have a baby. And before you get wrapped up in the intoxication of having a child.

Parenting is not a death sentence, but in a way, it is. It is the end of any extremely carefree and selfish days or nights. It can be the end of your superiorly hot body or mark the last days of reckless behavior. Until, of course, the kids are older and out of the house. But there is a chance that by that time, you'll be too old to do these things anyway or not care anymore. Or, worse ... be dead. So why not make a parenting bucket list?

Take advantage of the time while you have it. Here are 50 supremely awesome things to do before you do all things "mom."

Go to an after-hours club and never worry about when the sun is coming up