The clip birth Part 2 from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Morning.
Morning, gentlemen.
Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
Very impressive.
And what are you doing this morning?
It's a birth.
And what sort of thing is that?
That's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
I see you have the machine that goes "Ping!"
This is my favorite.
We lease this back from the company we sold it to.
That way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
The vulva's dilating, doctor.
Yes, there's the head.
Yes, four centimeters, five, six centimeters.
Lights!
Amplify the ping machine.
Masks up!
Suction!
Eyes down for a full house!
Here it comes.
And frighten it.
Thank you.
And the rough towels!
Show it to the mother.
That's enough.
Right. Sedate her.
Number the child.
Measure it, blood-type it and isolate it.
Okay, show's over.
Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
A word of advice.
You may find you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression...
...P.N.D., as we doctors call it.
So, it's lots of happy pills for you...
...and you can find out about the birth when you get home.
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-Pczub2J7mhYt7/the_meaning_of_life_1983_birth_part_2/Wed, 23 Nov 2011 06:06:00 +0000The Meaning of Life (1983): Birth Part 2Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life,Birth Part 2,AnyClipThe clip birth Part 2 from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Morning.
Morning, gentlemen.
Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
Very impressive.
And what are you doing this morning?
It's a birth.
And what sort of thing is that?
That's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
I see you have the machine that goes "Ping!"
This is my favorite.
We lease this back from the company we sold it to.
That way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
The vulva's dilating, doctor.
Yes, there's the head.
Yes, four centimeters, five, six centimeters.
Lights!
Amplify the ping machine.
Masks up!
Suction!
Eyes down for a full house!
Here it comes.
And frighten it.
Thank you.
And the rough towels!
Show it to the mother.
That's enough.
Right. Sedate her.
Number the child.
Measure it, blood-type it and isolate it.
Okay, show's over.
Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
A word of advice.
You may find you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression...
...P.N.D., as we doctors call it.
So, it's lots of happy pills for you...
...and you can find out about the birth when you get home.
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The clip Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song) from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Don't worry, dear. I'll get it.
Yes?
Hello. Can we have your liver?
What?
Your liver.
It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen.
You know, it's reddish-brown, sort of-
Yeah, yeah, I know what it is, but I'm using it.
Come on, sir. Don't muck us about.
Hello!
What's this, then?
A liver donor's card.
Need we say more?
No.
Listen, I can't give it you now. It says, "in the event of death. "
My God!
No one has ever had their liver taken out by us and survived.
Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.
Here. What's going on?
He's donating his liver, madam.
Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?
That's right, madam.
Typical of him.
He goes down to the public library, sees a few signs up...
...comes home all full of good intentions.
He gives blood, does cold research, all that sort of thing.
What do you do with them all, anyway?
They all go to saving lives, madam.
That's what he used to say.
"It's all for the good of the country," he used to say.
Do you think it's all for the good of the country?
Do you think it's all for the good of the country?
I wouldn't know about that, madam. We're just doing our jobs, you know?
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-Pczu2Y4n7hbJmm/the_meaning_of_life_1983_live_organ_transplants_galaxy_song/Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:36:09 +0000The Meaning of Life (1983): Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life,Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song),AnyClipThe clip Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song) from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Don't worry, dear. I'll get it.
Yes?
Hello. Can we have your liver?
What?
Your liver.
It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen.
You know, it's reddish-brown, sort of-
Yeah, yeah, I know what it is, but I'm using it.
Come on, sir. Don't muck us about.
Hello!
What's this, then?
A liver donor's card.
Need we say more?
No.
Listen, I can't give it you now. It says, "in the event of death. "
My God!
No one has ever had their liver taken out by us and survived.
Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.
Here. What's going on?
He's donating his liver, madam.
Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?
That's right, madam.
Typical of him.
He goes down to the public library, sees a few signs up...
...comes home all full of good intentions.
He gives blood, does cold research, all that sort of thing.
What do you do with them all, anyway?
They all go to saving lives, madam.
That's what he used to say.
"It's all for the good of the country," he used to say.
Do you think it's all for the good of the country?
Do you think it's all for the good of the country?
I wouldn't know about that, madam. We're just doing our jobs, you know?
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The clip The Machine That Goes 'Ping!' Part 3 from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
The vulva's dilating, doctor.
Yes, there's the head.
Yes, four centimeters, five, six centimeters.
Lights!
Amplify the ping machine.
Masks up!
Suction!
Eyes down for a full house!
Here it comes.
And frighten it.
Thank you.
And the rough towels!
Show it to the mother.
That's enough.
Right. Sedate her.
Number the child.
Measure it, blood-type it and isolate it.
Okay, show's over.
Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
A word of advice.
You may find you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression...
...P.N.D., as we doctors call it.
So, it's lots of happy pills for you...
...and you can find out about the birth when you get home.
It's available on Betamax, VHS and Super 8. Ranked 4.00 / 5 | 191 views | 0 comments

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-Pczub2unbhtYY/the_meaning_of_life_1983_the_machine_that_goes_ping_part_3/Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:36:09 +0000The Meaning of Life (1983): The Machine That Goes 'Ping!' Part 3Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life,The Machine That Goes 'Ping!' Part 3,AnyClipThe clip The Machine That Goes 'Ping!' Part 3 from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
The vulva's dilating, doctor.
Yes, there's the head.
Yes, four centimeters, five, six centimeters.
Lights!
Amplify the ping machine.
Masks up!
Suction!
Eyes down for a full house!
Here it comes.
And frighten it.
Thank you.
And the rough towels!
Show it to the mother.
That's enough.
Right. Sedate her.
Number the child.
Measure it, blood-type it and isolate it.
Okay, show's over.
Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
A word of advice.
You may find you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression...
...P.N.D., as we doctors call it.
So, it's lots of happy pills for you...
...and you can find out about the birth when you get home.
It's available on Betamax, VHS and Super 8.AnyClipnonadult3075793retoddedmoviesSpillagehttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/3075793/spillage/
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