Yeah, that's right, with the proper surgery and counseling, one can change the continent on which one was born. I'm waiting for my Africa transplant. After that, they're going to counsel me until I turn black.

Because, really when it boils down to it, if anyone needs surgery to become tolerant - that would be you! It's quite a simple procedure, just drill a hole in your ear and let that shit you call brains dribble out.

So all straights are actually homos that just do not have sex with same gender people? I mean if you can change from one to another, it works the other way around too... Prove yourself right and become a gay then... :)