A Houston-centric hash tag made the rounds this morning in the Bayou City Twitterverse, distracting us all from the further unraveling of the world at large.

#ImSoHouston had Houstonians of all ages trying to outdo each other in their Houstontricity. Lots of people mentioned the usual suspects like the Astrodome, Marvin Zindler, and the like, but a few even threw down memories of Weiner’s, Wyatt’s, and the Houston Comets.

More than a few tweets mentioned Houston hip-hop and some were even profane. Can you imagine, cursing on Twitter?

Meanwhile Newstonians are all like, “I’m so Houston I came here for the great jobs and the reasonable cost of living.” You bunch of maroons, coming here for job security and financial stability.

How Houston is the Texican? He’s already looking at homes in the suburbs to begin raising a family in, away from high-rise apartments and craft beer bars. What are home prices like down 288? Do I need to carry my concealed weapon to get the mail? #ImSoSuburbanHouston

Check out some of the tweets in the slideshow above. Even Mayor Annise Parker and CenterPoint Energy chimed in. Hey, you two – get back to work!

#ImSoHouston I took this photo from an airplane while listening to ZZ Top.