Pilgrims Would Laugh At Us

Let the social media backlash commence… It is getting a bit much… So many social media platforms so few- authentic social interactions?

Goodbye to my 588 Facebook “friends.” It’s not that I don’t care about you. I just don’t care what you’re doing every single second of every single day. You went to the gym? Awesome. You made yourself a kale-filled meal? Congrats. You went to the gym? Wait, again? Really, nobody cares.

Is that harsh? Perhaps. Maybe I’m just a curmudgeon who doesn’t know how to millennial. But I think it’s important for my peers to step back and ask yourselves: Why am I posting this? What’s the point? Do I want to educate and inform others? Or am I just trying to get a specific person’s attention? Is this an accurate depiction of who I am, or who I want to be? Or am I trying to mirror an image that I think society wants me to portray but this isn’t really me at all? Hmmmm…