SCATS ~~ The Greece Central School District deems you duly prepared to begin college by taking remedial English, High School Math, Basic Composition, Reading for Comprehension, Remedial Spelling ... well, you get the picture ;)

Attention Graduates.As a convenience since you're all accustomed to being bussed everywhere necessary by the cheese wagons, GCSD will have buses available Monday morning at your former high school to take you directly to 111 Westphal Rd where you will be able to sign up for your future support system.

NO, that's not the County Pen, it's Health & Human Services where many already go to sign up for STD treatment.

The "thug" is one of the nicest, kindest, and gentle souls you will EVER meet. Maybe you should try to talk to him before you judge him. You can ask anybody where he works too, he is excellent at his job, the students, parents and staff love him. He is a big teddybear.

To 7:06AM ~~ I think that since quotes were used the person knows full well that the security guard is NOT a "thug." I'm sure he was just doing his job. Gone are the days of holding graduations WITHOUT security present ... sad :(

Wondering if that "disclaimer" is still on the back of all the diplomas the Bored of Ed hands out?? Ya know the one that states "This diploma does not necessarily represent the academic achievement of this student." There is another sentence too but I can't remember it. It is on the back of my daughter's diploma.

Parents........take the diploma out of its fancy frame and turn it over to see.