Chastity Belt Unlocks When it Detects True Love

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My dad emailed this to me yesterday to share on DW. I have so many questions. Like, do they make this in a size DDD. And if so, is that dangerous? Like, when the “true love” odometer hits 100 and the bra snaps open with all that suddenly unrestrained power behind it, what happens if it hits someone in the face? I think that would hurt, especially considering there’s technology in them cups. Also, shouldn’t it be called “true lust” and not “true love”?

But, yeah, I mean we totally need to save women from technicians and I’m sure this is just the thing to do that.

So… I’m probably looking way too far into this, but isn’t it almost pro-rape? If you are using heart rate to determine “true love” then couldn’t a rapist (who induced fear/anxiety aka increased heart rate) say, “Hey, her bra came off, so it’s all good.” …?

Mine would certainly malfunction and come off for everyone who was not my true love. I’d try to take it back, they’d insist all those men were my true love – I can see it all unfolding.

Also the technicians at every firm I’ve worked have been shady and make sexual advances in the work place. I know because I made out with one! He had a fiancé I later learned. Bad! Wait, he wasn’t a technician. He was in IT. Is that the same thing?