Narf is a strange fellow that can be thieved as well as attacked. He gives the same amount of coins as well as the similar drops and thieving experience as a man. He is most likely in a gang of thieves including Jeff, Rusty and Cuffs. When talked to, the player automatically comments that his name is strange, and Narf responds, "Well, at least I don't call myself (player's username)! Where do you get a name like that?"