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COMMENTERS:What else goes on at Gallifrey U? What courses do they take? What sports do they letter in? Who are their rival schools? What other sort of pranks might Time Lord House pull on the Dean? Personally I assumed they didn’t have proper schooling on Gallifrey at all. I thought they just took a young Time Lord, maybe 8 or 9 years old, shoved his face in the Untempered Schism and let him gaze at the Time Vortex for a bit. If he wasn’t completely dingo-tits insane afterwards, he graduated with honors.

If I remember correctly, at some point one of The Rani's experiments at the Academy with white mice escaped and ate the President's cat (but that's in one of the novels that's not been explicitly made canon). And you have to figure The Master could throw one hell of a kegger.

I’m fairly certain that since Time Lords are British (the Doctor spends so much time around Britain to make sure there’s always a ready supply of tea through time and space), Gallifrey University would be sort of like Oxbridge. It would be the oldest university in the universe, the entire planet built retroactively to support all the colleges, that kind of stuff.

What sort of strange traditions would it have, then? I'm imagining a ritual where all new entrants have a bucket of water poured onto their heads as they pass through the gates. The ones doing the pouring are their future selves, just after the graduation ceremony.

Oh, the Doctor was definitely a rebel at the Time Lord Academy on Gallifrey, and he and the Master got into ever so much trouble. Heh, the Doctor was actually in the Prydonian House. They were ALL troublemakers there, and he was friends with like every future evil rebel Time Lord from the Monk to the Rani. Reminds me of that college on the Venture Bros where all the villians and heroes went to the same school and were all roomates and stuff. I bet they had some CRAZY timey-wimey parties.

Canonically, the Doctor was at Gallifrey's Academy, along with the Master and the Rani. Failed his exams the first time (Master stole his thesis idea), aced them the second time (though the Rani scored higher- a fact which she keeps remind him of)

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: [to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS BLUTO WAS A TIMELORD. THATS ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPEND WHEN HE WENT BACK AND CHANGED IT.

"Your TARDIS and You: The Romantic Entanglements of a Cargo Ship"
"Quantum Organization: Studying with Multiple Regenerations"
"Available Transfers to Cyber Tech U: You Will Be Assimilated"
"Emergency Gadgets: How To Make It Go 'Ding' When There's Stuff"

Can we have a t-shirt of the Latin motto? Perhaps beneath a quartered coat of arms that includes a generic sonic screwdriver, and three other things I'm sure I could think of if I were as clever as The Doctor?

By the way, does anyone watch Primeval? Their anomaly locking devices use the same spiky orange and blue thing that is part of Matt Smith's Tardis console!

Wait…if you ever saw PCU, I would imagine that The Doctor is Jeremy Piven…..Or Van Wilder where the Doc is Ryan Reynolds, K-9 is Taj,, and Sarah Jane is Tara Reid…… and The Master is the head of the rival house….

Tom Baker's Doctor also spent quite some time at Cambridge – in fact one of the Professor's there was a retired Time Lord and his study was actually his Tardis (bigger on the inside and so on, which explains a lot about Cambridge professors really).

Can we have a British Uni T-Shirt with some form of college crest and a latin motto?

There are multiple references to higher ed among the Time Lords in the original series. Off hand I remember that Lord Borusa was the Doctor's prof in Mathematics. And that when Romana assisted the Doctor she referenced his low scholastic scores.