I don’t know if these are the absolute best D.C. sports quotes from the past decade, but from phenomenal swag to harvesting nuts to falling in love with strippers to the maroon and black, these are pretty darn good. Love you, Comcast SportsNet.

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.

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