Everything Butt: Johnny On The Guy Site

Amateur straight guy Johnny is a favorite on The Guy Site. Voyeuristic owner Bill has pegged him as “one of first men to rise above the rest and become a star”, and while he doesn’t stick out in our minds as much as, say, Marcelo or burly giant Chuck, we’ll take his word that people can’t get enough of this dude. In a way, it’s sort of refreshing? Johnny isn’t as well-endowed as what you’ve come to expect from gay porn, so his popularity puts to rest the myth that all gay guys are raging size queens. It does not, however, put to rest the myth that we all fawn over muscular heterosexuals, but let’s focus on smashing one myth at a time, folks…

Then again? Johnny’s popularity might have much more to do with his amazing bubble butt. It doesn’t appear to be as round and luscious as it did a few years ago, but hey, that’s what happens when you tighten up and put on twenty extra pounds of muscle. With his thick beard and fuzzy torso, Johnny’s comeback shows him venturing into muscle bear territory. Unfortunately, he’s trying to be “a bit more discreet” these days, so you won’t get to see his face unless you join the site to watch the new clip.