Sir, that's why I'm going to the US, to see things for myself. I hate to be someone who doesn't experience things for himself and shout things from the sideline. Maybe we could meet, and discuss the situation in the world with a nice cup of tea? ;)

Wearing "Burberry" in UK is a fashion statement; kinda like a calling card of the "rudeboy wannabe"; whereas "tartan" is what scottish people and oooold women wear...
Burberry and tartan are disturbingly similar, so some people have become accustomed to linking the smell of "old women's urine" with "rudeboys at the local Jobcentre."
UK's strange.