About The Author

Paul

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.

illeaturfamily

Man I had a serious nerd moment. I read the first line and was like “Hey now, Alderaan got blown the f. up.”