Sister who smokes pot is coming to visit

DEAR ABBY: Why are some women so shallow that they won’t date a man who is going bald? I mean, they do not even make the time to get to know us. They just turn us down.

Are there women out there who like men who are bald or getting there?

Smooth-headed In Tampa, Fla.

DEAR SMOOTH-HEADED: Yes, there are. They’re the smart ones. This would include Heidi Klum (who is married to Seal), Demi Moore (who was married for a number of years to Bruce Willis), Mrs. Howie Mandel, Mrs. Chris Daughtry — and all the women who are chasing Tyson Beckford.