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... And around this time in Israel ten years ealier, Sephirox was being conceived when his mother, a Palistinian wench, was getting boned but Seph's dad, a 4'11" tall mentally retarded Rabbi named Yitzak Griffman...

... Then UGN's imaginary friend Curse appears and after being annoyed by constant cow noise decides that it is time for some beef jerky, so then Curse whips out a semi-auto .12 shot gun, and goes up to the cow and tips it over, then Curse runs to the local Quicky-Mart and uses the shot gun to attain some free beef jerky, but then the **** hits the fan as Curse tries to leave and notices...