No, she didn't add an olive. Yes, it was a one time thing (at least I think it was - I've never asked if she's repeated that one! )_________________Diane, or cher, or even chershaytoute, but "Hey, you!" works, too...

I talked to John Travolta on TV once. Apparently I told him that he was cooler than Tom Cruise for not being a psychopath and that I'd keep watching his movies since he was cool.

What, you were on TV?

Or were you just drunk and talking to the TV?

Or were you on TV and drunk at the same time?

Oh, oh dear god no. If I were drunk on TV, believe me, I'd have inadvertently started three wars by now. I'm a silly, lovable drunk, but I've got a foul, foul mouth.

No, I mean we were watching Swordfish on TV and I was drunk and talking to John Travolta on the movie. I say we were watching, but now, months later, I still can't remember a damn thing from that movie.

Hey I have whiskey if any one is intrested. No what all this talk about alcohol is making me want to go to the fridge and get one of my alcoholic beverages._________________I don't mind being called by my username, but I wish for you to call me by my true name Eagle Who Flies On Golden Wings.