Primetime Rewind: The Bachelorettetag:blog.syracuse.com,2014:/primetime-rewind/52462013-07-30T19:02:59ZTV Reviews by Kevin KawaMovable Type Enterprise 4.29-advanceDes down to three, oops, two, on "The Bachelorette"tag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.109893462013-07-30T19:02:59Z2013-07-30T19:18:40ZI know what you’re thinking: isn’t this crap over with already? Now yes, it seems like we joined Des, on her quest for love, years ago, but I am happy to report that last night was the season finale of the show! Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
I know what you’re thinking: isn’t this crap over with already? Now yes, it seems like we joined Des, on her quest for love, years ago, but I am happy to report that last night was the season finale of the show!
"Bachelorette" finds love, oops, like, on the shores of Madeiratag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.108799512013-07-09T14:22:28Z2013-07-09T14:29:02ZIt’s reached that point in The Bachelorette, as it always reaches that point in each season of the show, that I wish I was smarter. And that I had better taste in television programs so that I could be blogging about something else. Something of high class and esteem. Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
It’s reached that point in The Bachelorette, as it always reaches that point in each season of the show, that I wish I was smarter. And that I had better taste in television programs so that I could be blogging about something else. Something of high class and esteem.
"Bachelorette" finds amor and man-lágrimas in Barcelonatag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.108503842013-07-02T13:59:52Z2013-07-02T14:08:25Z "Don't sweat my moobs. They're sweaty enough." I know what you're thinking: "Kevin M. Kawa, Real-life version, what happened to you, and your weekly recap of The Bachelorette last week? I mean, I rely on your sometimes funny/mostly depressing...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
"Don't sweat my moobs. They're sweaty enough." I know what you're thinking: "Kevin M. Kawa, Real-life version, what happened to you, and your weekly recap of The Bachelorette last week? I mean, I rely on your sometimes funny/mostly depressing...
"Bachelorette" assaults Jersey shore, and my eyeballstag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.107702462013-06-18T15:04:55Z2013-06-18T18:59:32ZLet's just get this out of the way and be done with it: Des is the most boring bachelorette in the history of the show. On either The Bachelorette or The Bachelor. She doesn't have the abs of Sean, the robotic emotions of Brad, the wardrobe of Emily or the five-head of Ashley.Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
Let's just get this out of the way and be done with it: Des is the most boring bachelorette in the history of the show. On either The Bachelorette or The Bachelor. She doesn't have the abs of Sean, the robotic emotions of Brad, the wardrobe of Emily or the five-head of Ashley.
Fake fists, fake tears, real balls all flying on "The Bachelorette"tag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.107331092013-06-11T17:23:57Z2013-06-11T19:03:52ZTo say that this week, on The Bachelorette, had it all would be an understatement! The pleather-pants girlfriend/poor actress made her appearance; man tears flowed at the mansion with the same rate that they do in my mansion when I'm watching Extreme Weight Loss...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
To say that this week, on The Bachelorette, had it all would be an understatement! The pleather-pants girlfriend/poor actress made her appearance; man tears flowed at the mansion with the same rate that they do in my mansion when I'm watching Extreme Weight Loss...
Sweatin' my rhymes while sweatin' "The Bachelorette"tag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.106890512013-06-04T15:09:00Z2013-06-05T13:46:03ZThis Bachelorette blog told in rhyme?
I say word to your mama!
Chris Harrison always be on-time,
Popping up on my TV, saying "This season full of drama."Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
This Bachelorette blog told in rhyme?
I say word to your mama!
Chris Harrison always be on-time,
Popping up on my TV, saying "This season full of drama."
Spend the summer, watching "The Bachelorette," with me!tag:blog.syracuse.com,2013:/primetime-rewind//5246.106448692013-05-28T15:49:57Z2013-05-30T14:18:31ZAfter sitting out the last few weeks of Dancing with the Stars, because of a horrible groin injury suffered while verifying the possibility of an especially intricate move, I am back, just like new bachelorette Des, to make another emotional journey to love with The Bachelorette.Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
After sitting out the last few weeks of Dancing with the Stars, because of a horrible groin injury suffered while verifying the possibility of an especially intricate move, I am back, just like new bachelorette Des, to make another emotional journey to love with The Bachelorette.
Wedding bells ring for one lucky "Bachelorette" coupletag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.96364802012-12-18T15:18:46Z2012-12-18T15:26:09ZKevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.htmlAnd the final "Bachelorette" rose goes to...tag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.87223552012-07-23T18:41:04Z2012-08-01T11:49:42Z A peasant blouse and jeans is always a win in my book. Courtesy of ABCIt's no secret that The Bachelorette, and especially the show's finale, is not unlike a truly terrible sexual encounter – 1 hour and 58 of...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
A peasant blouse and jeans is always a win in my book.Courtesy of ABCIt's no secret that The Bachelorette, and especially the show's finale, is not unlike a truly terrible sexual encounter – 1 hour and 58 of buildup...
My own private, personal "Bachelorette" blogtag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.86581792012-07-10T16:24:00Z2012-07-10T17:05:49Z "Brah, with all your 'broken wood' and 'blue balls' jokes, I'd say Emily isn't the only one obsessed with my junk." Courtesy of ABCAnd then there were three. Or well, at the time of reading this, two, but before...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
"Brah, with all your 'broken wood' and 'blue balls' jokes, I'd say Emily isn't the only one obsessed with my junk."Courtesy of ABCAnd then there were three. Or well, at the time of reading this, two, but before we...
"This is a big 'Bachelorette' blog. A man's 'Bachelorette' blog." Well, relatively speaking.tag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.85921062012-06-26T19:45:41Z2012-06-29T14:48:47Z "I actually grew this pompadour out after seeing how cool it looked on Kevin M. Kawa, real life-version. That dude just has style!" Courtesy of ABCIt's always good to start off an episode of The Bachelorette with a good...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
"I actually grew this pompadour out after seeing how cool it looked on Kevin M. Kawa, real life-version. That dude just has style!" Courtesy of ABCIt's always good to start off an episode of The Bachelorette with a good...
"Bachelorette invades Broatia like a bunch of donkeys... riding donkeystag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.85528682012-06-20T18:46:36Z2012-06-26T20:08:22Z Flannel-shirted lumberjacks give good wood. (Just go with it!) Courtesy of ABCWith the number of eligible Emily-suitors down to what, well, let's be honest, none of these guys are eligible Emily-suitors. So let's just say, with eight ass-clowns left...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
Flannel-shirted lumberjacks give good wood. (Just go with it!) Courtesy of ABCWith the number of eligible Emily-suitors down to what, well, let's be honest, none of these guys are eligible Emily-suitors. So let's just say, with eight ass-clowns left...
Still Alot of 'Baggage' Left on "The Bachelorette"tag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.85029042012-06-12T19:56:54Z2012-06-13T13:30:32Z A rose by any other Bachelorette name still smells like stale champagne and oh-so-many tears of shame. Courtesy of ABCEvery so often, a secondary character comes along on TV who just deserves their own show, and on this season...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
A rose by any other Bachelorette name still smells like stale champagne and oh-so-many tears of shame. Courtesy of ABCEvery so often, a secondary character comes along on TV who just deserves their own show, and on this season...
"Bachelorette" Bermuda shorts oh so longtag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.84580322012-06-05T19:29:40Z2012-06-06T20:06:45Z Whereas Juice Box thinks small, with his sights set on being the next Bachelor, this clown is aiming high with Guy Who Speaks Portuguese, not Spanish (the) Vampire Slayer. Courtesy of ABCIt's pretty evident by now that Emily's suitors,...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
Whereas Juice Box thinks small, with his sights set on being the next Bachelor, this clown is aiming high with Guy Who Speaks Portuguese, not Spanish (the) Vampire Slayer. Courtesy of ABCIt's pretty evident by now that Emily's suitors,...
"The Bachelorette" says "hello, Dolly," to, well, Dolly Partontag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.84126922012-05-29T18:11:31Z2012-05-29T19:02:32Z My radio, believe me, I like it loud I'm the man with a box that can rock the crowdWalkin' down the street, to the hardcore beatWhile my JVC vibrates the concrete Courtesy of ABCThere's nothing like ending a day...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
My radio, believe me, I like it loud I'm the man with a box that can rock the crowdWalkin' down the street, to the hardcore beatWhile my JVC vibrates the concrete Courtesy of ABCThere's nothing like ending a day...
"Bachelorette" juice boxes, Muppets, and MASH notestag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.83719502012-05-22T19:52:47Z2012-05-24T20:06:52Z "I find your writing style boring, and with little depth. I would use bigger words. But you wouldn't understand them. And you certainly don't have the mental capacity to use a dictionary. That's that really big book, with lots...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
"I find your writing style boring, and with little depth. I would use bigger words. But you wouldn't understand them. And you certainly don't have the mental capacity to use a dictionary. That's that really big book, with lots...
"The Bachelorette" begins another journey... to mockerytag:blog.syracuse.com,2012:/primetime-rewind//5246.83242762012-05-15T15:39:41Z2012-05-16T13:46:22Z Thanks Emily. I appreciate the thought and all, but I'm more of a daisies kind of guy. Courtesy of ABCAfter days, weeks, months, or years of waiting (I have no idea as I am caught in a perpetual ABC...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
Thanks Emily. I appreciate the thought and all, but I'm more of a daisies kind of guy. Courtesy of ABCAfter days, weeks, months, or years of waiting (I have no idea as I am caught in a perpetual ABC...
And "The Bachelorette" Winner Is...tag:blog.syracuse.com,2011:/primetime-rewind//5246.67445992011-08-02T17:38:15Z2011-08-02T18:05:54ZIn case you missed, um, every episode since the season premiere, have no fear: this guy did not win. When it comes to the finale of The Bachelorette, I usually have my favorite to win because one of the guys...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
In case you missed, um, every episode since the season premiere, have no fear: this guy did not win. When it comes to the finale of The Bachelorette, I usually have my favorite to win because one of the guys...
Back to the "Bachelorette" Hoodtag:blog.syracuse.com,2011:/primetime-rewind//5246.66808092011-07-19T18:17:10Z2011-09-21T18:39:02ZAll that's missing is a bell. And, well, a beautiful girl riding that bike. Now I usually wait to write my thoughts about The Bachelorette, or whatever show I'm writing about, until the following day, because work is so boring...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
All that's missing is a bell. And, well, a beautiful girl riding that bike. Now I usually wait to write my thoughts about The Bachelorette, or whatever show I'm writing about, until the following day, because work is so boring...
Taiwan to Get to "The Bachelorette's" Hometown Dates Alreadytag:blog.syracuse.com,2011:/primetime-rewind//5246.66455752011-07-12T15:22:58Z2011-07-12T15:43:49ZKevin M. Kawa (real life-version), need to "pull a Jason?" Well this spot seems as good as any. With only six guys remaining in the quest for Ashley's heart (and those coveted(?) Fantasy Suite cards), The Bachelorette ("Amazing Race Edition")...Kevin Kawahttp://connect.syracuse.com/user/kkawa/index.html
Kevin M. Kawa (real life-version), need to "pull a Jason?" Well this spot seems as good as any. With only six guys remaining in the quest for Ashley's heart (and those coveted(?) Fantasy Suite cards), The Bachelorette ("Amazing Race Edition")...