Though neither Jennifer Aniston's nor Kate Middleton's twins have ever materialized, Brad and Angelina are still together and Michael Douglas Deathwatch™ was a failure, tabloid coverage had not sunk as low as it possibly could. Until today. A new low: The National Enquirer printed a story called "Whitney's Final Minutes," in which they recreated Whitney Houston's death scene. The cover screams, "What REALLY happened," and presents a photograph of a woman unconscious on a bathroom floor, but if you look closely, you will see the words, "PHOTO RE-CREATION." They hired a woman to pose as Whitney Houston's dead body.

The copy claims that Whitney Houston's brain was "too dulled from booze and drugs to keep her head from slipping under the water's surface." Alcohol and Xanax are blamed, and a source says that in the days before she died, Houston visited a two different doctors, who informed her that her voice would never be the same. Devastated, "she partied the weekend away." There are no photo credits on the images (or any pictures in the Enquirer), but the story has eight different writers attached to it, as well as a picture called "Her Last Meal," which appears to be Whitney Houston's (or someone's) room service tray. Last night, TMZ reported that the Beverly Hilton hotel room Whitney Houston died in has already been re-occupied by new guests. Could they be reporters from the Enquirer?