[Verse 1: Astin Erikson]
It’s 3 AM, you know why I’m callin’ you
I only hit you up, when my ass is drunk
You’re still up, so that means I’m comin’ through
That’s why I like you, ‘cuz you’re always down to fuck
I walk in the door, you’re already attackin’ me
In that little sexy outfit, girl you’re so damn fine
Ass is so fat, tattoo on the back
That’s why I like to hit it, hit it, from behind, I told her

[Hook: Julie Vellie]
We can make love, but I’ll never love you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
When it comes to fuckin’, there ain’t no one above you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
We can make love, but I’ll never love you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
When it comes to fuckin’, there ain’t no one above you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed

[Verse 2: Astin Erikson]
The next day, you wake me up
You ask me if I’d like some breakfast in bed
And I’m like “na I gotta run, but this shit’s been fun”
“But before I step out, could I get some head?”
And of course she says yes, cuz she’s a hot mess
The girl goes to church in a little black dress
She asks me if I love her, I say give it a rest
She’s like “I want you in my heart”
So I skeeted on her chest, haha

[Hook: Julie Vellie]
We can make love, but I’ll never love you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
When it comes to fuckin’, there ain’t no one above you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
We can make love, but I’ll never love you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
When it comes to fuckin’, there ain’t no one above you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed

[Bridge: Astin Erikson]
Why can’t it be no strings attached?
Why can’t I fuck you, and just leave it at that?
You gave me your heart, but hey, I didn’t ask for that
What do you want from me? You really wanna know? Ok!
I wanna do a bunch of Xanax, and smash it, and then I vanish
I’m go-go-gone with the wind, more Clark Gable, and less Titanic
I’ve managed to make my mark on this planet
And not for nothing, I don’t need a needy female
Slowin’ me down…

[Hook: Julie Vellie]
We can make love, but I’ll never love you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed
When it comes to fuckin’, there ain’t no one above you
You are never in my heart, forever in my bed