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A side of Sith

It's a sad truth that there are still bullies in school. They were there when we were geeklings and they're still there now that our geeklings are school-aged. How do you defeat bullies? With a kick-butt lunch box, that's how! Who better to defend you than the dark lord of the Sith himself?

Okay, a lunch box probably isn't the cure-all for elementary school societal difficulties, but at least it's another cool point in your favor. Pack your lunching noms inside Darth Vader's head and the insulation will keep them fresh until you're ready to eat. Press a button for Vader's creepy breathing noises, the perfect aural accompaniment for your PBJ.