The Bourne Identity star just checks out any article about him and reads three comments! Apparently they get so negative, there's no way he can get a swelled head! Unless that's what they're saying about him…

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear how bad Matt gets it from the anonymous haters of the worldwide web!

Now please, everyone! Just for this one, make the meanest comments you can think of, just for Matt! We love the guy and would hate for his ego to get out of control! LOLz!

We never really thought about it, but talent agency ICM has been repping the New York Times for years and has since brokered 30 film and TV option deals for their articles.

New York Magazine now wants a piece of the Hollywood action and has signed with the agency as well.

In the deal, the magazine would share revenue and receive credit in any film made from its articles.

Although it just found representation, the magazine isn't a stranger to inspiring major motion pictures from their articles. Saturday Night Fever, Goodfellas, and American Gangster were just a few films that hatched from stories featured in New York Magazine.

"My metabolism actually changed like crazy this year. I have Hashimoto's disease. It's a thyroid disease, and it's now been two years since taking the medication for it, so for the VS show I didn't want to lose any more weight, I just want to have muscles in the right place, and if my butt can get a little perkier, then that's good."