Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

We have several pizza joints in the Philly area that serve meatball pizzas. SLICED meatballs. Thare's one famous place-Rizzo's, that when they deliver it to your door, and you lean the box to one side...thump-thump-thump. Whole meatballs. Not for me after today, though.