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Lynette Scavo: Cause he decided to take it in his pizza place. Lynette Scavo: Not this pizza place, it's a rat hole. By Sunday evening, most of the gossiping had subsided, and the neighborhood was once again consumed by the spirit of the season. Edie (to Carlos, undressing): "Just stop seeing the person that I've been and start seeing the person I could be. And the skirt that's so short, because she knows that guys love long legs. There is a certain time of night when children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring, that women lie awake and think of the secrets they’ve been keeping from their friends. And how they would do everything in their power to keep that from happening. I'm sure you'll find all sorts of reasons to hit her.

Preston Scavo: Why can't he take a time-out in his room? But as the big night drew near, more than holiday cheer was being spread around. It's our Christmas gift to you." Gloria: "So you're exiling me? I'm terrified of snakes." Lynette: "Yeah, I'm more terrified of Gaby." Parker Scavo: [Parker sees kids painting 'witch' on Mrs. Gabrielle Solis: [Carlos walks away] Where are you going? Danielle Van De Kamp: [shouting to Andrew] I liked you better when you were a psychopath! Forget the blouse that she wears because she knows it shows off her cleavage. Stella Wingfield: Well I'm too old to remember what the hell six year olds like to play with. Of course had he known what she was about to do to his life he would have let her hang there. Mary Alice's Narration Closing- "There is a certain time of morning. And how shocked they would be if the truth were discovered.

For the love of god, I used to check his back for acne. Sadly, it only took 15 minutes for the residents of Wisteria Lane to become art critics. Yes, art came to Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday morning.

Happily, it only took three hours to turn the contents into a finished work of art. You married a man from a very rich family, the operative word being family.

Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! But he's over that, it's my turn now and I will be better for him than you ever were. Andrew Van De Kamp: She tried to slit her wrists with a spoon. I've got myself a smashing new girlfriend." Ian: "That's adorable. " Bree: "They found Monique's blood on the wrench that Mike was trying to dispose of. Marilyn Quinn was able to steal a few more puffs of her forbidden tobacco. That's when residents found their barbecues upended, their clean laundry trampled, and their skateboards missing. Wayne Davis: Wow, look who gotten sassier while she's been away.

I have had a thing for Mike since the day he moved in here and I even backed off when he fell for your little Miss Adorable act. " Ian: "But of course." Susan: "And they know about me as in" (in a bad British accent) "Mum, Dad, bloody good news. " Susan: "Well, I am certainly not playing with a woman that is willing to let Mike take the fall for her psycho husband." Bree: "Well, needless to say, I won't be cooking dinner for Ian's parents." Susan: "Fine. Let me know if there are any survivors." Susan: "And if you take Orson back, you do the same." Gert: "Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out. Timmy Cooper was able to sneak another peak at his father's adult magazines. It's the type of thing most people don't think about ... Mary Alice Opening: "The great crime wave hit Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday afternoon. Katherine: (voice over) I was going to run again, but you didn't give me enough time. Katherine: I'm sure you had enough to buy liquor by the caseload.

Mulberry more, because he doesn't have a daddy and a mommy who love him. Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can exist side-by-side in one heart. And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge using my hobby as an excuse to make you rich. It's easier to give them a polite nod than to ask what's wrong.

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Some put on beaming faces to keep their tears from falling. But then there is that rare smile that is actually genuine.