Britney Spears enticed by Fat Tuesday

Louisiana native Britney Spears says she will return to the state to celebrate Mardi Gras later this month, including television appearances and surprises for the residents:

The 24-year-old pop star will appear on ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Feb. 28 (7 a.m EST), when the morning show reports live from New Orleans. ABC announced that Spears will bring “surprises for a group of very deserving young residents.”

I don’t want to spoil her surprises for the young residents, but it sounds to me like car rides! Still, it’s nice to see Britney supporting her hometown again. I guess you can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can’t take the Cheetos from the girl. Seriously, try. She’s got a death grip on those things. She’d rather crush them and eat the powder then let you put just one of your dirty fingers on them.