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You all know Benderboy is popular here on JUB, butt you should see him in his hometown in Scotland, because he's not only the life of the party, he's the MAIN attraction. Basically, a Benderboy party is a must attend event for his circle of friends...

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"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley

"Get your human paw off my crotch before I start exhibiting signs of irritable cat syndrome! And if you post this unflattering pic of me on the Internet, you have no idea how many ways I'll retaliate. Just for starters, I'll take a crap on the ceiling fan blades in your bedroom, and the shit will start flying as soon as you turn the fan on!"

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley

"This is the strangest job interview I've ever had. I've never even mooned anyone before, and you want me to stand at the entrance of your dildo store shaking my bare butt like this for 6 hours a day?"

"Absolutely! You've got the cutest butt I've ever seen on an applicant, and you'll draw a lot of homosexuals into the store."

"Butt I'm straight, and some of them may feel of my butt when they're walking past me!"

"Butt I'm gay, and you don't seem to mind when I do it...you're even laughing about it right now."

"Butt that's only because you tickle my crack when you do it, and 3 of your employees are standing there watching us."

"Butt look at the bright side, by the end of the day you may have gotten the equivalent of a free butt massage. And some homosexuals are experts at massaging butts."

"Butt why don't you hire a gay twink to do the job, since he'd like having strange men feel of his butt all day?"

"Because his pecker would get hard, and he'd be yanking on it all day through his pants. And I run a decent store with a church going clientele, so I don't want them to be exposed to any vulgar displays of crotch groping from one of my employees."

"Sorry, butt I'm going to have to turn the job down, I thought it was just a sales clerk position when I read your ad on Craigslist."

"Butt I haven't told you how much it pays, yet."

"You mean it pays more than the minimum wage?"

"Of course, silly. I pay my butt shakers $30 an hour."

"Hell, sign me up, then!"

"Okay, butt first I'll need to slide my finger up your butt crack a few times and feel of your anus."

"Butt why?"

"It's just a test to see how you'll react."

"Butt why would you want to see how I'd react to something like that?"

"It's just for liability purposes, since some of the homosexuals walking past you might not limit themselves to just sneaking a feel of your butt cheeks. And I don't want to risk a lawsuit from you slugging one of my customers."

"Oh, no problem, then...go ahead and feel of it all you want to...I would never hit anyone for that."

"Butt what if one of those sneaky rascals had some lube on his finger and managed to stick it up your anus before you could stop him?"

"That wouldn't bother me either, because my girlfriend does it all the time, so I'm used to it."

"Cool, butt I'm going to have to test you on that as well."

"Go ahead, I don't mind. For a $30 an hour job, you can do anything to my butt you want to, except stick your dick in it."

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley

"Mittens, I just put a fresh bowl of water on the floor for you by the refrigerator, why do you insist on drinking from the faucet?"

"Huh? WTF did you just say to me? Are you serious?? Would you drink from a glass that was sitting on the dirty floor? I'm not your goddamn dog, so show me some respect! Put the freaking bowl on the kitchen table, and I'll drink from it if you fill it with fresh water every time I get thirsty. Meow!"

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley

"Mom, do you mind? I realize you're trying to sell the house, butt I don't appreciate you bringing people in here while I'm having sex with my mattress!"

"Butt son, every time I cum in here you're humping that mattress!"

"Well a man has to do what a man has to do."

"Why don't you get yourself a girlfriend so you can do it right?"

"Because mattresses don't get pregnant."

"Butt son, mattresses don't give blow jobs, either."

"Why do I need blow jobs when I can suck my own dick?"

"Oh, that's right...I forgot you had that, um, 'special' talent."

"As often as you use a mirror to peep under the crack of my door, I don't see how you could have forgotten."

"Don't get wise with me, son...you're not too old for me to give you a spanking, you know."

"How could I not know...you find some excuse to pull my pants down and spank my bare ass every day."

"Well, you must like it, because you're the one who dropped out of college."

"Oh yeah, that's got to be it, Mom."

"Well, what if I get you a good prostate massager, will you go back?"

"That's real funny, Mom."

"Butt I wasn't trying to be funny...I read that men liked to be spanked because it stimulates their prostate gland."

"Butt Mom, as often as you snoop through my stuff, you should know I bought a prostate massager last week."

"I didn't know that...are you gay?"

"No, Mom...I'm just horny. And straight men like to have their prostate gland stimulated just as much as gay men."

'Well, if you have a prostate massager, why do you want your butt to be spanked?"

"I don't want my butt to be spanked, Mom."

"Well then I suggest you get it back to college, otherwise it's going to continue being spanked every day. And since you've been rudely humping your mattress the entire time I've been standing here with these prospective buyers, you're going to get a spanking as soon as they leave."

"Well I can't stop humping, or I'll lose my erection. And I'm obviously not going to ejaculate with 5 strangers staring at me."

"If you didn't hump your mattress half a dozen times a day, you wouldn't have difficulty maintaining an erection."

"Well like I said, a man has to do what a man has to do."

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley

Willie Boy cruising through JUBberville with another nonsensical post...

Willie, I fixed the above caption since it came across as slightly mean, which wasn't my intention. Please accept this horny goat as an expression of my remorse, butt try not to butt heads with him. Also, make sure you don't let him butt your butt when you're naked, hehe...

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him." ~ Robert Benchley