Seka Is Ready Sex, suspense and comedy all come together in Any Time… Any Place. Featured is Seka, as Lynn, the not so dumb blonde, who joins Skinner (Mike Ranger) and his buddy Chickie, two inept burglars, who are trying to make a living the only way they don’t know how.

It’s the first sexy caper with pizazz. From the pool halls and pawn shops to the exclusive estates they prowl, sex manages to rear its lovely head. Barely evading capture, they screw their way to success without a wasted moment.

Skinner is trying to raise money to bail his buddy out of a jam while proving to his parole officer (Tara Flynn) how very good he is. Ready, willing and able, Lynn would do anything to help Skinner and usually does with zest. She’s so hot in fact, she’ll do it Any Time… Any Place!

The legend is back in the saddle ready for a ride…Join the Legend John Holmes in a twisted tale of sex and it’s many spoils…A hot new tale of sex, sex, and more sex… The hung master givin’ the girls the legendary huge cock that made him famous. This ain’t your ordinary fairy tale… It’s John Holmes in Wonderland! Watch his “White Rabbit” go in and out of the “Rabbit Hole”… and oh my how the “holes” love it… Filling hot mouths and spreading legs is just the beginning for the Legend John Holmes and his amazingly large cock!!

This place may be a bit tough to find, but people drive in from all around to see our shows. Long haul truckers, traveling salesmen, spurned husbands…they all know the place. Those bikers over there? Harmless, though I suggest you don’t stare. Keep your eyes on the screen, which shouldn’t be hard. You will see the steamiest, fleshiest, and most triple X-rated films direct from California and New York City. Popcorn? Sorry, I don’t think that machine works anymore. Welcome to the Dirty Drive In.

For this evening’s entertainment, we showcase the tremendous shaft of the legendary John Holmes. Here Comes Johnny (1975, 61m) is a super showcase of Mr. Holmes stretching the holes of a bevy of hot young women! After a brief intermission, we will show Ole (1973, 64m). Here, Big John competes with a Spanish matador to prove who the better lover is. In The Swing Thing (1973, 62m), John fucks the squeaky tight pussy of a redhead teen in the bathroom and then fucks her super skinny roommate with a cucumber!

God Is A Female! “Do unto the male chauvinist pigs as they have done unto you!” shrieks Ms. Fulla Bull, the gnome-like leader of a militant group of Female Chauvinists and a dead ringer for Betty Friedan, one of the founders of what used to be called the Women’s Lib movement. Ms. Bull, however, is far more radical than Ms. Friedan ever was, and while protesting in Hollywood, she attracts the attention of Cecil, a creepy photographer, who gets an idea. “I want to expose them for the dirty bunch of lesbians they really are.” he tells Boopsie (the breast-heavy Roxanne Brewer who probably would’ve been a burlesque superstar if she’d been born a bit earlier). Boopsie promptly enrolls in Ms. Bull’s training camp, which also includes such new recruits as Debbie McGuire (one of the few black stars of sexploitation), Eve Orlon (billed here as Sunny Boyd), Linda York (star of The Love Garden), Miss Candy Samples (the dirtiest grandma in the world), and the dramatically contoured Uschi Digart as Pussy, a die-hard dyke in love with her galpal Lucy (“Lucy likes Pussy”, get it?)

Sure enough, there’s plenty of lesbian action in the camp — almost all of which involves Uschi (“It may be a dog-eat-dog world out there, but it’s a pussy-eat-pussy world down here!”) — but there are also classes on the vagina and male supremacy as well as group masturbation with Dr. Pepper bottles.

By pretending to be deaf and dumb, Boopsie’s boyfriend Vince also infiltrates the compound and is hired as a handyman and clandestine stud until Ms. Bull learns of him (“We have found a serpent in our Garden of Eden!”). Though a “castration ceremony” is scheduled, the gals decide instead to spare and “study” him by keeping Vince in a stable where he’s forced to service each girl at a time…

We’re also treated to Uschi and Roxanne doing a steamy girl-girl scene, a surreal dream scene in which Uschi and a bunch of girls rob a “sperm bank” in the middle of the woods, and, shockingly, Ms. Bull even getting into the action by stripping off her clothes and diving on Vince — a moment in celluloid history that will absolutely scar everyone who views it.

And then there’s hardcore — most of it spliced in from other films. The market for simulated sexploitation was virtually dead by 1975, and it wasn’t uncommon for producers to transform a soft-core relic into hardcore porn with the addition of inserts. Which is what happened with Female Chauvinists, although the inserts are, for the most part, well enough integrated that it probably fooled most of its audience. One the other hand, the original version wasn’t entirely soft-core in the first place and crossed the line with some masturbation scenes (note Debbie and the bottle), as well as some oral sex which is somewhat obscured by the camera but definitely not faked. In fact, part of the perverse pleasure here is trying to determine if the active genitalia do or do not really belong to the people on the screen. Ah the joys of studying film….From a 35mm “God-is-a-Female!” print.

The Finest In Classic Adult Entertainment Experimental erotica is rare in today’s porn, but back in the day, shooting on film was incredibly experimental. This is what makes Chuck Vincent’s film Visions so unique. This original motion picture employs no dialogue; instead it paints its story through a series of surrealistic sexual sequences that are tender, intimate, and sizzling.

Phaedra Grant, Merle Michaels, Tawny Pearl, Sharon Kane, Susan Nero, John Holmes. Dynamite redhead Phaedra was a popular loop star as well as a memorable star in some of the 70’s hottest feature films. Anyone who loves sexually confident and experienced woman who are true performers will instantly fall in love with her. This collection is assembled for the diehard fan of true erotica superstars. It includes the complete feature Phaedra Grants Fantasies as well as the loops hot trick (with John Holmes) Girls Will Be Girls, sexy lesbian loops with busty Sue Nero, select feature appearances and more!

How Far Does A Girl Have To Go To Untangle Her Tingle? Poor Linda Lovelace, she isn’t enjoying sex as much as she’d like. So, her room-mate throws an orgy for her, but even this doesn’t get Linda off. Next, Linda’s friend talks her into seeing a sex therapist, Doctor Young, played by Harry Reems. He examines her and discovers that her clitoris is in her throat, deep in her throat. Dr. Young teaches her the art of deep throat to stimulate her clitoris. This gets her bells ringing. Doctor Young enlists her talents as his outcall sex therapist and we follow her adventures until finally she finds her true love… a really hung guy who can ring her bells and untangle her tingler.

See More Than 50 of the Hottest, Horniest Raunchiest X-rated Superstars of all Time! Even before there was video, there was Swedish Erotica. With millions of volumes sold world wide for over 20 years, Swedish Erotica is the most successful film & video series of all time!

Smut From the Past Classic vintage stag films, American and European porno loops, arcade nudes and strippers. Blue Vanities presents the greatest and hottest films from the 1920s to the 1980s. An exciting nostalgia trip.

Jon Dough and Patricia Kennedy are a married couple who are deeply in love but faced with a distinctly disheartening problem. As beautiful and affectionate as she is, Victoria becomes detached when it comes to really getting down and dirty. The resulting sexual troubles are threatening to tear their marriage apart. Desperate for help, Patricia and Jon find Brigitte Aime, a specialist in the rare art of aphrodisiac conjuring. With Brigitte’s hands-on help, Jon and Patricia are able to rekindle their marital ardor – and then some! Patricia discovers the sexual animal within her, while Jon learns what makes women tick. Ravishingly romantic and scorchingly sexy, Ride ‘Em Hard delivers plenty of passion!

Merle Michaels was a fixture in the sleaxier NYC films of the 1970’s, working with the depraved Roberta Findlay and other perverse geniuses of the day. A little girl with strawberry blonde hair and a pretty face, Merle loved to get a hard dick slid up her ass and have cum drip down her chin. Presented her complete feature Coed Fantasy alongside an additional 60m of rare loops and scenes. Merle as a nurse, ass fucking and more!

Money can’t buy you everything, but it sure goes a long way for all the fun that one of the richest men in France is having. Wine, women, and more women make up his modern day harem. He traipses around Paris, tasting the joys of scintillating new flesh. That is, after his trusty butler breaks them in with a suitcase filled with exotic dildos. Pounding sex, abandoned orgies, and an endless parade of firm young flesh sets this casanova on a mad search through the bedrooms of Paris for cure for Flesh Fever!

Naturally voluptuous, incredibly irresistible, and simply gorgeous; that’s what the women of this decade were made of. Discover what women were like before enhancements and enjoy pure eroticism from the golden era!

You won’t just get one, but four discs to help fulfill every lustful fantasy of vintage erotica, all transferred from original archival print!