Well, once, I had fleas, but those were stinky old earth fleas, and I hear from Chita McChew that angelic fleas are really quite friendly and loving. She's throwing a dinner party so I can get to know some of her flea friends, and I am definitely planning to attend. Plus, she'll be selling tupperware, and we need some. Won't you come along to help me pick out the right tupperware?

Fondly, Angel Nala La

--Previous Message-- : My Dearest Love, : I'm just sure them angel fleas would love Mars, : probably tick's would too. I wonder if'n them : astronaut's brought any back with 'em? Sure, why not : honor the fleas with their own planet, but I haven't : figgered out who, or what's blood they would drink, or : who or what they would bite to get it. Could their be : alien's up on Mars that fly them UFO's that the fleas : could make friends with? Nope, don't want to name the : jailhouse after no fleas since I don't care to have : any of them critters around me, on me, or on any of my : darlin' family. I ain't never had a flea in my life : and I'd like to keep it that way. Do you know what : it's like to live with a flea my strawberry covered in : whipped cream? : :