A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.“Wow!,” SAID her FATHER, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”“Wrong number,” replied the GIRL… ;-> :”~”: K33P SMiLiNG :”~”: KΛrΛchi RoCk3rS

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. “What the guys are doing” asked the sardar. ” We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize” replied one runner. “Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!” Exclaimed the Sardar