I can spell my own name with a capital first letter!
I can tie my own shoes!
I can cook!
**Disclamer** Whilst some people dress to kill, I just cook that way - NO ONE I repeat NO ONE HAS DIED!!! Yet.
I have a sense of humour
Ah Life Is Grand!
I Am A God Damn Genius!
Did I...

This is what I've been told by many people, and by IQ tests and crap.
I dont feel super smart. Maybe sometimes it shows and I'll notice it, everyone has their flashes of brilliance every once and a while. But most people I know seem to be really impressed by me, I dunno. So I...

This isn't just a hat rack my friend *points to head*....that's right....I said it....I am a God damn GENIUS!!
Now I ask you...once and for all....Whoz Yo Daddy? :-P
*Edit* For those of you who can't tell...I am being goofy and sarcastic....don't take it too seriously

Yesterday I was able to reveal to all on EP that there have been factual inaccuracies on the internet. Granted, I didn't discover that, but I shared it. It's like gravity. I mean gravity was there before Newton discovered it. He just happened to drop a Fig Newton, brushed it off...

I would love to be able to say that I am a God Damn Genius, however I know enough to understand that I will probably never know everything (I say probably, because at the rate technology and scams are going, they might invent a "know everything" pill, or piece of gum or something...

Whatcha think, whatcha say
About a boy who ain't there
Where some should of should of tried harder to place him at
Now he writes this from where?
He is here
I am
Starting fresh, though it only seems like that
I'll fish ye fish without a fishing pole
I'll be stepping on your mines...

I just felt like commiting the sin of pride at the moment. It feels good XD
Ok, I do have an IQ of 160, I am a self-taught pro artist (digital/classic/sculpture), Materials Scientist, I write stories, make little inventions (none worked up to the market up to now but I hope I...