KARKAT: THAT'S EARTH??KARKAT: WHY IS IT SO SMALLJADE:its small because i shrunk itJADE:cause im a space witchJADE:duhhhKARKAT: OK BUTKARKAT: WHY DO YOU HAVE IT?KARKAT: I THOUGHT JACK DESTROYED YOUR UNIVERSE.JADE:he didJADE:but i snuck through a portal and nabbed it!JADE:then i hopped right back through the gate before everything blew upJADE:i was in and out like a banditJADE:you know, i like to think i make a pretty good witch, especially since i turned wicked and all...JADE:but maybe i would have made an even better thief!JADE:what do you think jane? do you think i missed my true calling?JANE:.JADE:come to think of it, the new empire probably doesnt need anymore thievesJADE:we already have the greatest thief of all running the showJADE:she even managed to steal both of us away from all our pals, didnt she jane? ;)JANE:.JADE:heheJADE:isnt she a riot guys?KARKAT: THANKS JADE. NO REALLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE CLARIFICATIONS, WHILE OBLITERATING ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT YOU ARE FIRMLY OFF YOUR ROCKER.KARKAT: BUT MAYBE IF IT'S NOT *TOO* MUCH EXTRA TROUBLE, YOU COULD HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'VE STRANDED US ON A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PLANETS, ONLY TO COME TAUNT ME WITH A WATERLOGGED, MINIATURIZED VERSION OF EARTH???

Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.