Harvard Lampoon has directed its satire rays at the Twilight series, with their soon-to-be-released spoof Nightlight, according the the LA Times blog Jacket Copy. The hero in this version isn’t a vampire — he just has chronic nosebleeds. Meanwhile, Omnivoracious, Amazon’s blog reports that Mattel has also jumped on the dogpile with Twilight-themed Bella and Edward dolls. Here‘s the original article from the AbeBooks blog.

Top photo: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a scene from “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” which opens Nov. 20. Credit: Kimberley French / Summit Entertainment