One morning, Geoff's friend, Dolph Dombardo, stumbles into Geoff's house in a drunken stupor, rambles about traipsing over to the Swamp, then leaves as quick as he came. Only the swamp is infested with gelatinous cubes with an insatiable craving for flesh. Realizing that Dolph is in peril, Geoff tumbles out of bed, grabs his brittle sword, and sets out to rescue his old friend.