This week’s edition of Carl Johnson saying something crazy

Florida left guard Carl Johnson talks to the media every week. He usually says something funny.

Here’s the latest edition:— On why the team does not appear to have any leaders standing out: “The only reason Tebow stuck out is because he’s Jesus’ second born. Of course he’s going to stick out.

“We have one of the best safeties in the country in Ahmad Black. Tremendous leader. He’s just not as much in the public eye. Every weekend it’s not an ESPN story about this guy doing surgery in Kuwait or something.”

— On, if Tebow is Jesus’ second child, who is Jesus’ first child: “Urb.”

— On what he learned from the 31-6 loss to No. 1 Alabama: “It showed us that these Crimson Tides are not gods. They’re people. To me, it wasn’t deflating. It was just, rest assured we can beat these guys. Look what we just did to the No. 1 team in the nation. We just drove the ball 85 yards. That just gave me more confidence.”

— On how Alabama’s defense looked compared to the 2009 version: “Same old. Wasn’t no spectacular. About the same, I would say. I didn’t see no freak athletes out there. We just couldn’t capitalize out there.”

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