Chat Noir X Male!Reader

You had moved to Paris after the sudden death of both your parents. You were to now go live with your uncle and aunt. Both being incredibly famous for their trend of designer clothing.
You're whole life changes when you find a interesting small box off the side of the street. Suddenly you're a superhero!
Now it was time to lend your help, you found there was some villain by the name of HawkMoth thats been using akuma, butterflies infused with black energy, to influence and transform everyday citizens into supervillains.

Woman: You gotta get that calcium to make your bones grow
Me: Bitch I drink my milk every mornin! My bones are strong but they just ain't growin! I eat my greens and I eat my fruit but the results just ain't showin!
... I'll leave