Where there’s a forced digital rectal insertion, Michael LaPaglia
seems to be close at hand, along with a couple of cops smiling at the
mere thought of Vaseline and latex reminding a perp that they can do
anything they want, including the warrantless search of a guy’s rectum. Oh yes, this happens. And happens.

Dr. LaPaglia appears to have an affinity for helping the police
whenever his peculiar services are needed, which doesn’t seem to bother
any of his medical colleagues too much, I might add. Without the help of
a physician, the police might have to get their own hands dirty. Ew. ....