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It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local
supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few
condiments. The big college game was going to be on, so he was having a
few friends over to watch it.

The store was loaded with shoppers and as he headed for the six item
express lane, the only one that didn't have a long line, a woman
completely ignoring the overhead sign and slipped into the check-out
line just in front of him pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Ray
was quietly fuming at the anticipated delay.

But the elderly cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into
the cart and asked ever so sweetly, "So Dearie, which six items would
you like to buy?"