"While we have made the difficult decision to move forward separately, our story will continue on through the love and mutual respect that we have cultivated throughout our 15-year friendship. Much of the recent speculation and reporting on our relationship has been misguided, and we have come to an amicable decision on all matters. We might have failed at our marriage, but we are committed to succeeding as friends and will continue to support each other's personal happiness and professional success."

Sounds reasonable! We'll just have to wait and see if this "amicable" spirit actually lasts…

Insiders explained the Bravo star was worried her longtime love had begun abusing drugs again, and was reportedly contemplating pulling the plug on their union.

However, the aspiring music producer took to Instagram on Monday — only hours before the first installment of the reality show's fifth season — to prove to everyone on the Internet that he's not, in fact, missing.

For good measure, the TV personality even held up a current edition of the LA Times (above)! Damn!

He slammed rumors about substance abuse and marital issues in the caption, writing:

On Wednesday, Vanderpump Rules stars Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz FINALLY tied the knot, after a long journey that including cheating, a ring on a string, a (failed) ultimatum, and a perfect proposal!

But now, the younger sister of Louis, Félicité Deakin (pictured above, left, with Louis), has figured out her own way to pay tribute to her mother in a very special manner, and we are SO touched by it.

On Friday, the 16-year-old Deakin shared the following image (below), a gorgeous portrait of the family with her late mother, Johannah Deakin, surrounded by all of her children: