Well the ratings ought to go through the roof next week with the hottest couple ever to be seen on daytime having pigsex and scheming. Days, I'm sure you'll get whatever's coming to you for paring a rapist with his victim. And whatever these two idiots come with I'm sure Will wouldn't approve and it's his life they're actually playing games with.

Well, if the history of General Hospital's Luke and Laura are any indication - ratings gold for decades to come.