Man in car at stoplight on cell: Yeah, so I grabbed a towel for my nuts and ran down the stairs. Yes, I covered my nuts. So I run down the stairs covering my nuts with a towel because I knew where the smoke was coming from!

–127th & Lenox

Street tough to guy in wheelchair: So you kicked him in the nuts? (shrugs) Yeah, word.

40-something lady #1: So this new guy you're dating, what does he do?40-something lady #2: He's a driver.40-something lady #1: Oooh! like a professional driver, a race car driver?40-something lady #2: No, like a cab.