The most untrustworthy, unreliable and incompetent tiler you will EVER meet. Not only are his tiling skills fucking useless, but also this reflects on his performance in the bedroom. Having a little penis does not help this little man in any way! A self consumed, immature prick with a repulsive face who's ego is as big as his van, which is also shit.

"who did your bathroom tiling? my 4 year old could have done a better job... you've been Arn Wheeler'd"