Midnight Rose Sparkle is celebrating her eighteenth birthday, also her tenth birthday without her mother, Twilight Sparkle. The day is dreary at best, until a good family friend, Discord, leads her to her mother's special, personal project. A hidden world within the pages of a book. Hoping her mother is inside, Midnight ventures into The Void to search for her long lost mother... and stop the evil within.

Many centuries ago, after the fall of the Human Empire, Equestria was in a state of devastation, and the Pony population was crumbling. Most of the stallions who fought in the war never made it home, and the mares outnumbered them nine to one. However, because of the war, there were thousands of enslaved Humans available. Businesses were created for the purpose of trading and renting Humans to the many lonely mares of Equestria. This is the story of a professional.

Just a few weeks after the events of The Mare And Her Boy (Anniversary), and the T.V. episode, The Ticket Master, Twilight Sparkle and her new husband, Fives, are attending the biggest celebratory event in all of Equestria, the Grand Galloping Gala. Unfortunately, the biggest celebratory event in all of Equestria attracts a lot of unwanted visitors...

Just what it says in the title. There is no plot, not a big amount of effort, no pretending that the "main character" is anything else than a bland self-insert. It's pure indulgent wish-fulfillment. One-handed writing, if you so will.

It's sort of an experiment, if I could enjoy writing something like this. And I think I can, as long as it doesn't take too long. So, the chapters will be short, probably not very well-written and have minimum proof-reading. But at least, they don't overstay their welcome.

Obviously, this is written purely for myself and my fantasies of fucking several MLP characters. I'm not sure, if anyone else could enjoy it. If you do, I'd be curious to read why.

Due to the cheap and inherently worthless nature of this fic, it's unlikely that I will post it anywhere else.

Drift was not always an Autobot. Once fighting for the Decepticons, he defected to the Autobots when he found out the error of his ways. Abandoning the ways of the gun, he changed his name (Dreadlock) to Drift, and wielding the Great Sword that can destroy any target, at the cost of some energy drained from his spark.

After some time, he got killed along with Ratchet and Hound by a Con called Helex. Helex assumed he died, instead he was instead transported to a different world