THE DAILY MONOBLOG
Thursday, June 5It's a monologue. On a blog. It's ... a monoblog!

• The election is tomorrow. Just think: Only one day or so until the "Hillary in 2012" and the "Palin in 2012, You Betcha!" signs go up.

• In Grosse Pointe Farms, one lady wasn't handing out Halloween candy to kids whose parents were Obama supporters. That's nothing. At Obama's house, he was taking candy out of kids bags and "redistributing" it to other kids.

• You were supposed to set your clocks back yesterday. I have a better idea. Instead of one more hour of this crummy year, how about we all agree to set our clocks forward to 2009?

• One report says 5 percent of voters are still undecided. I got behind one of these people in the grocery checkout yesterday. The clerk asked 'Paper or plastic?" and they just froze.

• And finally, at a racetrack in New York, one of the horses in the race was named "Sub-prime." You know, as in mortgages. He finished ninth and out of the money, but fortunately if you bet on him the government will pay for your losses.