Anonymous enrols the Ku Klux Klan on Grindr

Having already shared the details of hundreds of alleged white supremacists, the hackers’ collective have now gone one step further to ensure that lonely racists can find the right love match. Members of the KKK have now found themselves inundated with date requests from Tinder, Grindr and the newly created ‘Blinkered’ – the app ‘for the narrow-minded’.

Only white hearts need apply

An ‘Anonymous’ spokesman said: ‘If we are outing racists, we might as use this as an opportunity to incorporate geosocial networking. With a simple slide-screen menu you can instantly see if you are near the racist of your dreams – be it a drunken Mel Gibson, an intoxicated Charlie Sheen or an utterly sober Katie Hopkins’.

‘Anonymous’ have also used KKK email addresses to swell the membership ranks of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. A magnanimous NAACP spokeswoman said: ‘We welcome diversity, even if these guys do look like the cast of Mississippi Burning’. Unfortunately many hardcore KKK supporters were said to be struggling to adapt to a ‘relaxed dress code’.

One KKK sympathizer confessed: ‘At first I was horrified to have my contact details leaked onto the internet but it’s actually led to a series of romantic trysts with mysterious bigots. Tonight I’m meeting up with someone called Donald – he claims to have a full head of hair, a healthy suspicion of Mexicans and a good chance of securing the Republican nomination for 2016’.

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