What did you do? Step on a landmine?

No; he ate about a pound of Ex-Lax then took a shit. He looks like a concentration camp survivor with all that shit out of him. Turns out he only LOOKED fat because of all the shit he was full of. Now that he's shitless, he makes a French fashion model

No; he ate about a pound of Ex-Lax then took a shit. He looks like a concentration camp survivor with all that shit out of him. Turns out he only LOOKED fat because of all the shit he was full of. Now that he's shitless, he makes a French fashion model