She slid her jeans off, I got the faint whiff of p*ss as she removed her knickers, she tried to give me a blowy but I managed to turn her round so that her gnashers were nowhere near my precious nudger, it was then she opened her legs.

I asked her if she wanted a drink, she smiled at me revealing two perfect front teeth and pegs where the rest of them should be, she apologised for not 'putting her teeth in' I laughed and said it didn't matter, I did however make a mental note that blow jobs were out of the question, that was a game of roullette I wasn't going to play, not with my nudger anyway.