Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Crashes The Golden Collar Awards

It’s been overshadowed by all the Oscar hype, but another pretty important awards show went down recently in Hollywood. That would be the first annual Golden Collar Awards, which honors canine achievement in TV and Film.

In what came as a huge surprise, the irascible ‘Conan‘ puppet Triumph The Insult Comic Dog was not nominated in any category. Which just gave Triumph an excuse to do what he does best — crash a red carpet in this hilarious (and slightly NSFW) video.

Clearing smarting from the snub, Triumph was even meaner than usual, savaging all the nominated pooches with his french-accented brand of nastiness. He didn’t have too many nice things to say about the humans who showed up either. ‘A veritable ‘who’s available’ in Hollywood,’ Triumph sneered.

Triumph seemed to get his comeuppance at the end of the show, when he tried to interview ‘Modern Family”s Brigette, who had just won the award for best dog on TV. Not only did the pugnacious bulldog steal Triumph’s singnature cigar right out of his mouth, but she then proceeded to literally rip him apart.

However, Triumph ended up taking the rough treatment well, claiming he enjoyed the brutal abuse that separated his head from the rest of his body. Eww. Now that is one sick puppy.