Titanic 2 – The Asylum Version

I was always wondering if they were going to do a sequel. After all once that ship sunk, then, erm, well yeah. Shit, how are they going to do a sequel. Oh, I see it’s 100 years later. Riiiight. Well let’s hope that while it’s out at sea it hits a flying mega sharktopus and that’s what sinks it. Now that, I would like to see – Please God, tell me this isn’t real? ……”I’ll never let go Jack!”, yeah, right, she never liked you anyway Leo, there was space on that wardrobe for 2!