Miranda’s killin’ the Instagram game as usual, just like how her estranged husband Orlando Bloom is killin’ the “beat the shit out of Justin Bieber” game. All I can say is, if Orlando and Miranda don’t get back together, he done fucked up. How can you say no to this?

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About Boatshoe Bobby...
If you call me Robert I'll punch you smooth in the genitals. Also, I make a tasty paella. And boatshoes...I wear a lot of boatshoes.