Similar to the Space Hog, the Studio Sow wants to be a tattoo artist and only wants to tattoo what they want to do but they are never happy with anything and constantly cry and moan about their situation.

Like the Bearded Lady, the Studio Sow will complain about their situation and never do anything to improve it.

The Studio Sow wastes the time of the customer trying to get a tattoo unless it's something they want to do. The Studio Sow wastes the time of the shop owner and the real tattoo artists by not tattooing and taking up resources and space in the studio. The Studio Sow will whine and complain constantly degrading the morale of the studio and destroying the business. Rarely showing up for work on time and often calling in sick, but unashamed to come in on their day off and do a free tattoo on their friend. The Studio Sow will moan about not having money but turn away customers because he is not into doing the design they ask for.

"That guy never comes in on time, complains that he never does any 'cool' tattoos, misses at least one day a week and tattoos his friends for free! He is a useless studio sow!"