Hey so I've been internetless for WAY too long Comcast finally got it back up and running today. Anyhow I've had the internet for maybe an hour or so and I just got linked to an asian nsync boyband type thing. It's 20 times gayer than any boyband I've EVER seen. Pretty much mind blowing. Song's equal amounts of terrible though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skZxb5sBoiU

WiNg0o wrote:To be honest I thought Dave just existed. In the beginning there was Dave.

You think these guys are bad? SHINee is one of the more mellow boy groups from South Korea. Super Junior is by far the gayest boy group known to man. 2pm has its moments but they still are kinda creepy. There are far worse groups than SHINee.Beast, SSR501, DBSK, list goes on. The girl groups are where its at.Kara, T-ara, f(x), and my favorite so nyuh shi dae. ^^Yeah im done ranting. Sorry 'bout that.

Bahahaha oh my god, what Doublej said, for serious. As a person with friends who primarily happen to be teenage, asian and girl, I've been exposed to kpop before, and hell if this isn't a regular occurence. Thankfully none of these friends are actually korean, so I'm only receiving what makes waves in the rest of asia.

And seconding support for the girl bands: if the boy look like girls, then the girl look like goddesses. Well for those who happen to have a thing for their style, anyway.

Fun fact, this is the first video I saw of the same band, and I reckon it's hilarious for reasons that do not include their throbbing gaiety. Wtf are those dance moves at "ring ding dong"? For that matter, who was the bright spark that wrote "ring", "ding" and "dong" into the lyrics? How about "elastic" rhyming with "fantastic"? Are the wings supposed to be meaningful? Why is there a car?

Demon Sage - The guy in red is Minho. And yes, there is a lot of speculation on if they are just that comfortable prancing around like faeries or if they are indeed homos. guy in white is Taemin. Hes gay. No doubt about it.

Sable - The only guy group i actually have some respect for is 2pm. All the others are just awkward. I was at the SM town concert on Sept. 4 in LA and SuJu really isn't all they are cut out to be. They shunned most of the fans. Didn't really even acknowledge them too much. Maybe a wave here and there. And live they really aren't that great.

OH I nearly forgot to sayDave, SO GOOD TO KNOW YOU MIGHT BE BACK POSSIBLY MAYBE. I could not live without internet for more than a week, if that was the reason for the absence since the last post then oh my god I weep for you.

Joey, dear boy... you have no idea.

(Love how the video's drawn all these koreans out of the woodwork. SUP, BROS.)

You call these guys gay then that makes this Japanese guy look straight.

"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."~ AnonymousPrevious Quote

Well Japanese know SOMETIMES when to draw the line. Korean boy groups just don't seem to get it. The girls eat this shit up though. Like moths to a flame. One of my friends from my Korean class linked me that vid that dave posted the day it came out. Then she called me screaming hysterically. Complete fan girl mode. It's a disease guys. A damn disease.

Where did you guys come from? Whatever. We really don't like the essence of Korean boy bands in the threads, so cool, alright.

And DAAAMMNNN its no wonder why Dave wasn't here for so long. Back when I was a Snafu guest, I'd see Dave post once in a while. And holy hell you guys were big brain smart when it comes to global affairs and such back then and today. I was a total dumbass who didn't understand a single word .

"As she raised a glass of water, everyone exptected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired, "How heavy is this glass of water?" The answers called out ranged from 8oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. think about them for awhile and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything. Always remember to put the glass down."~ AnonymousPrevious Quote