What Happened in Salem: Week of March 13th

While Nicole and Brady achieved new levels of ineptitude at being fugitives…

Marlena called in Eric for help dealing with a patient who’d been arrested on drunk-driving charges. A reluctant Eric eventually did help out, which motivated him to accept the job at the Horton Center. Jennifer both thanked and rewarded him with another of their weekly makeouts at the farmhouse. Marlena also tried to counsel Claire, who couldn’t stop griping about Ciara’s closeness to Theo. Claire turned around and took Marlena’s advice to mean that she should have sex with Theo post-haste, which of course they decided to do on the couch in the loft, because they have Salem in their genes and none of their ancestors seem to understand the value of going into the bedroom to do it.