martes, 2 de junio de 2009

Jack1. Gather ingredients2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Sayid1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-202. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic4. Act all tough-like

Desmond1. Eat sandwich2. Call the sandwich “brother”3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice4. Spread jelly on the other slice5. Spread peanut butter on one slice6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben1. Steal someone else’s sandwich2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time2. Just as you start making it, get shot