NASA’s Mars Rover Drew a Giant Dong on the Surface of Mars

Rocket scientists are pervs. Sorta. Somebody happened to notice that a photo of the tracks left behind from Mars Rover on the surface of Mars look strikingly similar to a penis in the photo below. Naturally, Twitter exploded with this and the dick jokes came a flyin’!

It’s basically the billion dollar version of drawing graffiti on the inside of a bathroom stall. What the hell is going on up there on the red planet?! This is why you don’t give the Rover controls to your 14-year-old son, even if it is “bring your kid to work day.” You so nasty, NASA.