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HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town writer-director Quentin Tarrantino sat down with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors and talked about his Civil War movie Django Unchained, Paula Deen, and the "N" word.
Tarrantino said that he cannot believe all the turmoil that...

CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word.
According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...

AVONDALE, Arizona - Popular NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr. has just criticized fellow race car driver Jeremy Clements for his use of the N-word.
Clements, was being interviewed by a reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine when, he inadvertently blurte...

HARFOLD, Vt. - Film producer Spike Lee has decided to boycott Quentin Tarantino's new film Django Unchained because the film uses the N-word 110 times.
Students at Harfold State College, 99.9% of them white as snow, feel that 110 occurrences in a...

A publisher's Crime Club has finally got around to changing the name of Agatha Christie's 1939 novel "Ten Little Niggers", some seventy years after the rest of the world realized that it was the most f--ked up name for a book ever invented.
"We ha...

New York- A visibly shaken Caucasian male took to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube today so that he could profusely apologize for not saying the "N" word.
"I'm disgusted with myself," reported Timothy Johnson, a convenience store clerk putting himse...

Las Vegas, NV - Taking a sharp turn away from sports betting, Las Vegas odds makers are said to be taking silent bets from some of the top businessmen and politicians in the country on who will be the first high-profile personality to come right out...

Though John Mayer is still embroiled in controversy over his use of a racial slur in a recent Playboy Magazine interview, Jessica Simpson added to Mayer's troubles by ending their relationship after his interview was made public.
Though Mayer coul...

Niger is a landlocked country in Northern Africa that has been independent from the French since 1960. The country is not Nigeria and the natives are not referred to as Nigerians. As such, they are called Nigers and are upset that they are being com...

Los Angeles, California - In addition to having to follow their dogs with a plastic bag to clean up after them when they poop, Angelinos must now have to closely watch what crap comes out of their mouths as well when within the city limits. Although...

The National Enquirer has released audiotapes revealing another side of Duane "Dog" Chapman, The Bounty Hunter. The audiotape reveals Chapman repeatable saying nig__r this and nig__r that, when speaking to his son who is dating a black w...

While activists and leaders throughout the African-American community recently celebrated the "burial" of one of history's most ill-regarded racial epithets, the white American majority shrugged, and dusted off a shelf-full of less-prom...

(Washington) - In his weekly radio address, President George W. Bush used the forbidden and emotionally charged "N" word. In a speech about the nation's energy policy, or lack thereof, the president repeatedly dropped the inflammatory N...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK--(ROLAIDS) The City Council unanimously passed a symbolic moratorium which carries a stiff penalty against having the word "Nigger" spoken within the city limits. "We have got to, as a society, start...

LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...

OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.

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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

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