TaurusApr 21 - May 21An encounter with a group of pigeons has the potential to cause you great embarrassment. Avoid this by telling people it’s a Jackson Pollock t-shirt! Lucky monkey: Red-backed Bearded Saki Monkey

VirgoAug 24 - Sep 23Swimming is a good way to stay in shape. Doing it in a strangers pool without permission is a good way to get arrested! Remember this distinction!Lucky monkey: Red-handed Howler Monkey

LibraSep 24 - Oct 23An encounter with an irate omelette chef has the potential to leave you with egg on your face! Avoid irate omelette chefs and you should be OK!Lucky monkey: Mottle-faced Tamarin Monkey

ScorpioOct 24 - Nov 22A mix up at the supermarket will you see you leave with someone else’s shopping. Luckily they’ll have bought the same things as you, so you won’t know it’s happened!Lucky monkey: Prince Bernhard's Titi Monkey

SagittariusNov 23 - Dec 21A shadowy figure from your past will come back to haunt you this month. Best book a holiday now to avoid this! You have been warned!Lucky monkey: Golden-bellied Capuchin Monkey

AquariusJan 21 - Feb 19Doing it yourself is a good way to save money. It is not however a good way to save time! Remember this if you are in a hurry!Lucky monkey: Black-capped Squirrel Monkey

PiscesFeb 20 - Mar 20Now’s a good time for a career change, if you’ve been thinking about a career change. If you haven’t been thinking of a career change, then don’t bother!Lucky monkey: Uta Hick's Bearded Saki Monkey

Ahhhh… the mists return, and the spirits depart once more. But did they bring you what you wanted? Are you set for four weeks of fun? Or are you braced for four weeks of fear? Until we meet again dear readers,Mystic Mascot :)