FRIDAY THE 13th GOT ME TODAY!
I was roughhousing with my ne're-do-well friends, tossing the pigskin around. I don't exactly know what happened but I fucked up my weaker foot (the one I broke that is held together by a giant screw) and now I'm limping and miserable. But if someone asks what happened if they notice my limp I'll just say I kicked their mum in the vag.
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