I had a phone in 2016, these days I have three. Okay, I haven't bothered to charge up the iPhone since Christmas, but only because it's a piece of shit, like most Apple products are.

So post it. Remember, for my statement of "talking dirty down the phone to latrino mexcrement" to be unequivocally untrue, then a simple requirement might include the complete absence of anything that identifies as either of us using a phone at the time.

So you might want to make certain any screencaps you provide do not reflect that.

You didn’t have a phone, liar. You’re in that FB convo saying you were saving to buy one. All you do is lie because you’re a gawddamn fucking failure in life. I’m saving that monstrosity of a screencap for when you fuck up and cross the line. But you knew that already.

You disgust me. Pathetic sick excuse for a human being who can’t fend for himself. I know it hurts when I ignore you so back you go where you belong...out of my fucking sight

You didn’t have a phone, liar. You’re in that FB convo saying you were saving to buy one.

I guess you missed the part where I said I had a phone in 2016 and now I have three, hmmm?

Riddle me this: if I had no phone in 2016, then why were you going so apeshit about what I might have been saying to Freud over the phone, hmmm? How was I able to text cw_ about admin related matters arising from Flametruth and how were either of those two able to get in contact with me whenever I'd drop off the net for days, even weeks here and there?

Right back atcha. The entire board saw just how much of a liar you were in 2016 when I started offering up screencap after screencap that ran counter to your narrative and your only comeback was "forged screencaps", though you never bothered to pony up any actual evidence to the contrary. Ant fucked you good and proper, as did Caskur; ironically it's because they did that I caught a career ride I might have missed had I resorted to slumming it with you. Not only that, I fell in with a sweetheart who I'm set to marry this August; someone who is nowhere near the spiteful, bipolar whackjob you proved to be.

And get this: she never had to earn a crust wiping arses for a living, nor did she ever get so much as warned for using her phone at work, much less get fired for it. Life just ain't fair, is it?

I’m saving that monstrosity of a screencap for when you fuck up and cross the line. But you knew that already.

Except according to you that's already happened countless times. Wise up ya clueless swampdonkey; I twigged long ago to the realisation you were going to throw everything out you thought you had on me, either at me or at Ant. It's why when I decided to reregister here and found you up in my face from the very first post that I clled your bluff.

And I've been skewering you for it ever since. Your threats of screencaps hold zero fear for me, whether doctored or otherwise. If you had something to nuke me with, you fucked up by not playing it the instant you claimed I was forging shit. Every minute you let it slide was an extra minute you might have had it doctored to support your case,

I don't. Talking dirty down the phone to latrino mexcrement on the other hand...

What can I say? She begged me for it and screamed at her 10 year old to get out of the room while she fapped to the lurid details I told her, even faking the occasional orgasm for her benefit. Don't feel bad that she hasn't asked for the same from you, I mean it's not like you've distinguished yourself as a creative talent past "cawk" and "cohab", now is it?

talking dirty on phone......that is what people did in the 1990's so i am saying this is total bullshit

Alexa has an app where she will talk so dirty even Obi will cum within 5 minutes so I see no reason for flea to engage in this type of behavior especially since the NSA monitors and catalogs this type of prurient behavior

and cunty has a smoker's voice and would not even be helpful talking dirty during a horse insemination

talking dirty on phone......that is what people did in the 1990's so i am saying this is total bullshit

Alexa has an app where she will talk so dirty even Obi will cum within 5 minutes so I see no reason for flea to engage in this type of behavior especially since the NSA monitors and catalogs this type of prurient behavior

and cunty has a smoker's voice and would not even be helpful talking dirty during a horse insemination

would you just look at this cock tucking loser trying to glom onto fat Felicia!

That reminds me of a hilarious story Cheesus told me once about getting catfished by a fat chick. He said when he went to meet her, she got out of her Suburban with an entourage of gay guys. He described them as faggot moons that got stuck in her hamplanet orbit, and he hit the fucking gas and never looked back.

That reminds me of a hilarious story Cheesus told me once about getting catfished by a fat chick. He said when he went to meet her, she got out of her Suburban with an entourage of gay guys. He described them as faggot moons that got stuck in her hamplanet orbit, and he hit the fucking gas and never looked back.