TV Anchorman: No, what I mean is why do you feel you have to steal for money? Couldn't you get a job?

Sonny Wortzik: Uh, no. Doing what? You know if you want a job you've got to be a member of a union. See, and if you got no union card you don't get a job.

TV Anchorman: What about non-union occupations?

Sonny Wortzik: What's wrong with this guy? What do you mean non-union, like what? A bank teller? You know how much a bank teller makes a week? Not much. A hundred and fifteen to start, right? Now are you going to live on that? A got a wife and a couple of kids, how am I going to live on that? What do you make a week?

TV Anchorman: Well I'm here to talk to you, Sonny...

Sonny Wortzik: Well I'm talking to you. We're entertainment, right? What do you got for us?

TV Anchorman: Well what do you want to get for it? Do you expect to be paid because...

Sonny Wortzik: No, I don't want to be paid, I don't need to be paid. Look, I'm here with my partner and nine other people, see. And we're dying, man. You know? You're going to see our brains on the sidewalk, they're going to spill our guts out. Now are you going to show that on television? Have all your housewives look at that? Instead of As the World Turns? I mean what do you got for me? I want something for that.

TV Anchorman: Sonny, you could give up.

Sonny Wortzik: Give up? Right. Have you ever been in prison?

TV Anchorman: No!

Sonny Wortzik: No! Well let's talk about something you fucking know about, okay? How much do you make a week? That's what I want to hear. Are you going to talk to me about that?

TV: Sorry, this has been interrupted...

Sonny Wortzik: Hey, what the fuck happened?

Mulvaney: I guess he didn't appreciate your use of language.

Sonny Wortzik: Fuck him.

Sonny Wortzik: So, Sal, Where do you want to go?

Salvatore "Sal" Naturile: Wyoming.

Sonny Wortzik: Sal, Wyoming, that's not a country.

Sonny Wortzik: [after being attacked by Maria's boyfriend] Who the fuck is that?!

Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti: I don't know. He-he's one of the Spanish kids.

Sonny Wortzik: Who's Maria?

Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti: They got her inside.

Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti: Hey, man, I'm sorry.

Sonny Wortzik: How'd that happened?

Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti: They got his girlfriend in there. You know the Spanish.

Sonny Wortzik: Kiss me, man.

Detective Sergeant Eugene Moretti: What?

Sonny Wortzik: Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed a lot.

Agent Sheldon: I want them all.

Sonny Wortzik: I want to talk to Leon.

Agent Sheldon: I want to come in, and see if everybody's okay.

Sonny Wortzik: You got guts. You think if Sal and me have cut their throats we're gonna let you out?