"Empty cognizance of one taste, suffused with knowing, is your unmistaken nature, the uncontrived original state. when not altering what is, allow it to be as it is, and the awakened state is right now spontaneously present."

Yea, I read those myths about it online too, but it seems nobody on this planet truly knows the meaning and origin of Mr. Green . If the Urban Dictionary is right then what is, for? Perhaps Mr. Green, with all its secrets, is a mystery of the universe that will never be solved.

Personally, I've been using it whenever I feel a strong sense of self satisfaction. Smug or hubris in an exaggerated, comical sense. (Hooray, me! What an awesome post I made! I'm the best! )

I have another possible reason to use it...It's for when you are in the middle of typing and you start to grow, get angry, rip out of your shirt, and then find yourself barefoot with ripped pants, and scream, "Ahhhhhhh!"...... then click, [Submit].(The pants are the only thing that expands as you grew which leaves you puzzled, scratching your head for days. How does Lou Ferrigno do it?)