Ok, so for my procedure, they ran out of anesthetic and I had to drink a bottle of 100-year-old whiskey and bite a lead bullet. The nurses were all extremely hot and wearing low-cut nurse blouses that let their stethescopes and stuff fall out whenever they bent over, which was often, let me tell you.

They were all drinking Sloe Gin and getting adventurous, so as soon as the doctor was done we all engaged in a relentless wrestling match that somehow was related to getting that post-op sample. Ha, they were just using me...and trying to get my whiskey.

And then I ran over to the gym to lift huge weights. After a couple hours of that, the nurses found me and forced me into a special "recovery" room with restraints and we drink several bottles of different whiskeys. It was interesting to taste all the differences.

Jackattack wrote:whiskey and surgical procedures are not all that unrelated....

but I hear hear ya Martin. I just had to hear Bada's story. Something tells me he finished a few bottles of alcohol and pain killers during that week of hell though...

fun whiskey fact: the county in Tennessee where they make Jack Daniels is a dry county. alcohol is illegal. How brilliant is that? only in America. I believe the closest town is called.... Lynchburg?

Yes, and I felt OBLIGATED as a man to share that story. Believe me, it is not a fond memory but Jack needed to know. I do hope he goes through with it because it is well worth it (if he is convinced he does not want to have children in the future).

I am very happy with where I am at now and not having to rely on standard birth control methods and having to worry about an accident, it was just the "journey" to get her that was brutal!

I don't know why I just thought of this now, but if you guys ever venture into baja california (west Mexico for you international warrior fans) pick up some stuff called enigma. that's some good shiit! me and two of my friends got super drunk off that stuff a couple years ago!

oh, man, i love this new year sales madness. here we go - bottle of glenfidich caoran reserve - 17 euros! that's more than half the price discount.
so, well, me just bought 8 of them - all they had in two shops' windows.
and was happy like after the warriors-boston game

martin wrote:oh, man, i love this new year sales madness. here we go - bottle of glenfidich caoran reserve - 17 euros! that's more than half the price discount.so, well, me just bought 8 of them - all they had in two shops' windows.and was happy like after the warriors-boston game

martin wrote:oh, man, i love this new year sales madness. here we go - bottle of glenfidich caoran reserve - 17 euros! that's more than half the price discount.so, well, me just bought 8 of them - all they had in two shops' windows.and was happy like after the warriors-boston game

martin wrote:oh, man, i love this new year sales madness. here we go - bottle of glenfidich caoran reserve - 17 euros! that's more than half the price discount.so, well, me just bought 8 of them - all they had in two shops' windows.and was happy like after the warriors-boston game