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Episode 1 - Let's Rev it Up! Wait...

Yuma: Hi, I'm Yuma Tsukumo and I-

Astral: No one cares. I'm the only reason people watch this show. They love me beacuse of my emotionless voice and eternally expresionless face. Deal with it Yuma, I have more fans than an anime convention.

Yuma: That's not much.

Astral: Touche.

Yuma: Anyway, this is my show! You're not even supposed to show up yet!

Astral: Aww, does the little bitch want his opening sequence back?

Yuma: Yes.

Astral: Too late.

(Opening Theme song/Title Sequance *Open for recomendations!*)

Yuma: *In his room sleeping* *Snores*...Card games...*Snores*...On...*Snores*...Motorcycles...*Wakes up and falls off his bed* Holy shit! What a horrible nightmare! I dreamt I was the main protagonist of the new Yu-Gi-Oh! series, and that card games of motorcycles actually exsisted!

*A clip of Shark riding on his motorcycle plays*

Yuma: But that would just be ridiculous. *Gets back in his bed and has another dream where he is standing in front of scary-ass door* Where am I? Are these the gates of hell? Am I dead? If so, then that is freaking awesome!

Door: YUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAA...

Yuma: What is it door that appeatantly knows my name?

Door: OPEN ME, AND I SHALL GIVE YOU ULTIMATE POWER.

Yuma: Sure. Wait, what's the catch?

Door: Catch? What catch? There's no catch!

Yuma: Now I know there's a catch! Spill it door!

Door: Fine. If you want to open me...YOU MUST GIVE ME YOUR MOST PRECIOUS THING.

Yuma: Hell no! *Wakes up and falls out of bed again* ...I gotta lay off on the drugs...

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Episode 2 - The MatriX

???: *Messing with a computer with a disguised voice* Yes...Yes! My lesbian porn is almost done downloading! *Changes screens, where several Crashbugs are shown* Now my digital minions! Destroy the city!

(At Yuma's house)

Akari(Yuma's sister that I never introduced): *Also messing around on a computer* Yes! It's almost finished! My gay porn is almost done downloading! *The computer crashes* F**K!!!! Now I have to read porn! YUUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!

Yuma: Shit, I'm in trouble!

Akari: Go out and buy me a book. Oh, and if they ask how old you are, just say 22.

Yuma: Why would they ask me how old I am?

Akari: ...On second thought, nevermind. Just leave.

Yuma: And if I don't?

*Opening title sequance! (Still up for recomendations...)*

(Cut to the street)

Yuma: *Walking* Stupid Akari and her stupid 'girl time'.

Astral: I wasn't aware that a human's arm could bend that way.

Yuma: It can't, dumbass.

Astral: Shut up Yuma. No one asked for your opinion.

*The next day, at the library*

Yuma: Reading books is boring!

Kotori: Well-

Yuma: Yeah, that's great, shut up.

Takashi: *Plugs a flashdrive into a computer and suddenly Crashbug appears on the screen* Hey! This isn't Star Wars episode 3!

Yuma: You! So you're the reason my sister nearly broke my neck!

Takashi: Wait no! I'm just trying to illegally download Star Wars movies! And besides, your sister is most likely just having her period.

Yuma: Having her what?

Kotori: A period is when a girl-

Yuma: Hey Kotori, did you get that email I sent you?

Kotori: What emai-

Yuma: SHUT UP!!!

Takashi: I have an idea! I'll trace this virus back to the source!

Yuma: You can do that?

Takashi: Of course! All I have to do is-

Yuma: Don't explain, just do it.

Astral: You are what humans call, an asshole.

Yuma: You don't even have one!

Astral: What a horrible comeback.

Kotori: Who are you even talking t-

Yuma: Silence, bitch!

(Later at the source of the virus)

???: *Doing something you cannot see because of his chair* Oh, oh yes...OOH! Oh yeah!

Prof. Ukyo: By detaching an overlay unit, I can put your monster into the Matirx!

Yuma: What does that do- Oh crap! *Gets attacked by his own monster*

Prof. Ukyo: You hear that Mr. Tsukumo?...That is the sound of inevitability...It is the sound of your death...Face it Mr. Tsukumo, it's hopless. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Astral: He has a point.

Yuma: Shut up! It's never hopeless! And what are you, a freaking Cylon? Anyway, main character powers activate! I Xyz summon Number 39: Aspiring Emperor Hope AND Number 17: Super Mega Worm Dragon! Go my monsters! Give my proffessor a brief history of pain!

Prof. Ukyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How could I lose to an idiot like Mr. Tsukumo?!

Yuma: My name...Is Neo! I mean Yuma...

Astral: *Takes Matrix Bug* Mine.

Yuma: Never mess with the chosen one!

Astral: The only thing you've been chosen to do is be interupted by the ending credits.

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Episode 3 - You can just skip this one

Shop owner: Hi! Milly Bays here with a special offer! Order now, and all my candy is 50% off!

Tokunosuke: 50% off? That's way overpriced, ura!

Shop owner: HOW?!

Tokunosuke: Allow me to show you in a duel, ura!

*One BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRING duel later*

Shop owner: How could I lose to a kid!

Tokunosuke: *Takes a lolipop* That's how, ura!

Shop owner: I still have my contract with Oxi Clean.

Tokunosuke: No, you dont. Ura.

Shop owner: FU-

(Opening title sequance)

Yuma: *Walking across a bridge* Stupid Akari and her stupid books...

Astral: Note #5. Yuma is his sister's bitch.

Yuma: AM NOT!!!

Astral: Whatever, Toma.

Yuma: It's Ne- YUMA!!!

Astral: I know.

Yuma: D*ck...

Astral: Lame ass.

Yuma: What did you just call me?!

Astral: In my world, lame ass means great and powerful warrior.

Yuma: Oh. In that case, I'm not just a lame ass, I'm a big lame ass!

Astral: The biggest.

Tokunsuke: *Under the bridge they're on* *Thinking: Yuma sucks as a duelist, ura. But everyone knows that he beat Shark, ura. So he must have some good cards, ura.*

*The next day*

Yuma: *Talking to Tetsuo and Kotori* And he's such a prick. Yup. Astral is the biggest prick I know.

Astral: Most likely because you don't have one.

Yuma: Asshole!

Tetsuo: Have you ever considered therapy?

Yuma: Have you ever considered a diet?

Tokunosuke: Hey Yuma, take this card. *Tries to hand him Baby Tragon*

Yuma: F*ck you!

*One montage of Tokunosuke trying to give Yuma Baby Tragon later...*

Yuma: *At home* Wheew...Finally I'm back home.

Akari: YUMA!!! What did I tell you about dueling?!

Astral: That he sucks at it and therefore must not because it will bring shame to the Tsukumo name?

Yuma: SHUT UP!

Akari: ...What did you just say...?

Yuma: Goodbye world...

*One mauling later...*

Yuma: Time to read my fan mail! *Opens it and pulls out Baby Tragon* Damnit!

Astral: Most likely American hate mail.

Yuma: Why should I care what the Americans think? China pretty much owns them, and they all blame it on their f*cked up government.

Astral: Touche.

Yuma: That's French, not American.

Astral: Douche.

Yuma: Don't know what language that is.

Astral: It's Astralian(Hahahahahahaha. Puns.) for dumbass.

Yuma: ...I hate you...

Astral: You know what I hate? This episode. It's so f*cking filler it hurts. Let's just skip the rest.

Yuma: For once we agree on something.

*Ending credits*

Captions: [tokunosuke eventually dueled yuma and got the shit beaten out of him] [it was so embarrassing, i refuse to post it]

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Episode 4 - Batman and ESPer Star Robin

Astral: *Watching TV* This show gives me a funny feeling in the lower reaches of my body. I can't explain it, but it feels damn good.

Yuma: *Wakes up* Astral, what the hell are you watching?

Astral: I don't know. But I found it in your sister's drawers.

Yuma: Why where you looking in my sister's drawers?

Astral: Why do you think?

Yuma: ...*Turns off the TV*

Astral: Hey. I was watching that.

Yuma: Too bad.

*Opening title sequence(Batman theme)*

*At school*

Yuma: Yes! I'm totally gonna duel someone today!

Astral: Yuma, what exactly were that man and that woman doing in that video?

Astral: This pornography is so strange...Such an efficient way of mating. Humans seems to be highly advanced in many ways. Except dueling skills. Everyone on this planet lacks the dueling skill to even think that they could beat me. But especially you, Yuma. You absolutely suck at duels.

Yuma: F*ck you Astral!

Kotori: *Comes out of the classroom* Yuma, did you hear that ESPer Robin is in-

Yuma: Holy shit ESPer Robin's in town?! WE MUST SKIP SCHOOL TO GO MEET HIM!!!

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Episode 5 - Not That Anyone Cares

Yuma: I wonder who I can duel today...

Astral: Is dueling all you ever think about?

Yuma: Astral, this is a show about card games. Of course dueling is the only thing I ever think of.