One smiling teabagger holds a sign that reads: "What's the difference between the Cleveland Zoo and the White House? The zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African!" Zing!

But, no, please don't call them racists. For that would be uncivil. And what we need is a civil debate. That's why Joe Wilson of the House of Representatives (R-SC) is a national hero and a Super Patriot.

Many anti-government protesters reportedly made their way to the teabag site using federally-funded public transit. That's funny also.

Because the government can't do anything right,* the other 1.925 million protesters must have ended up in Baltimore.