Coincidence Control Network

The American Revolution 2.0! But don’t worry, after next week, the Brits are coming! Anyway, this week, Giant face-hugging sea-spider bastards, Star Wars gets panned by a kids cartoon, tin foil is the new black, and much more.

This week: Japan: The new breeding ground for hipsterism, Betting on anything here in the UK, Hitler was a damn junkie!, Alan Moore’s depatronisation continues, You WILL Praise the J!, Satan’s coming out…

This Week: Rust makes a play for Second Life’s girth economy? The greatest Dwarf England has ever produced Hunter S. Thompson’s house: A Disneyland for Counterculturists? Russians love a conspiracy theory Mein Kunst!,…

**We got our candy asses hacked here at SittingNow, so it was all hands on deck sorting that, some chicken soup, and a hearty dose of antibiotics, and we’re back!**

This week: Frater brings the mystery of alien radio signals to their knees, Florida + dinosaurs = win, The great American Insurance saga continues, There’s gold in dem der hills, Killer robots, and much more.

This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don’t judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin’, Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin’, a great alternative to expensive flights, and london’s been duped by fake drugs.

This week: Charlie’s hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida wants its throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government’s bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more.

strong>This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth…found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny’s new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler’s artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more.

This week: We salute the changing of the guard at DisInfo, Bad vibes in Isla-Town, Vlad the Impaler found!, Washington hippy news, Ouija boards now on the NHS, Get that vag in shape!, Soooo Normcore, Spotty Mars logic, and get your folk on with shirley Collins.

This week: We doff our hats to the head Ghostbuster Harold Ramis, Indian big cats scare Isla and Kim, Kurt Cobain is immortalised in stone, 13 year old flipflop, South America and Europe don’t know how the Internet works, and Ass robots! The future now!

This week: Kanye West is a dick, The janitor that confused the Internet, Hitchcock’s most miserable moments, Ahoy there and stuff; The Pirate Bay still afloat, Urban Freeclimbing makes me mouth-vomit, and Incest for the new generation.

This week: We’re a man down, but hunkier than ever, America goes gaga for molly, Art bell: we hardly knew thee … on satellite, Ikea CATastrophe, Mars barred, Did you father a child at a Megadeth concert?, and William Burroughs: Scientologist.