Kate Middleton Looks Like Sh*t in Her Royal Portrait

The Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton reeled to artist Paul Emsley that her royal portrait was “amazing,” but some critics disagreed, calling it “ghastly” and “rotten.” The portrait was unveiled to the public on Friday at the National Portrait Gallery in London and attracted many. The painting shows Middleton poised against a dark background, her lips pursed as her hair flows down her shoulders.

The full portrait shows Middleton poised against a dark background, her lips pursed as her hair flows down her shoulders.

Shortly after the portrait was revealed, critics had at it. British Art Journal editor Robin Simon calls the portrait “ghastly,” “rotten” and “an out and out disaster.” Others say that the rendition of the Duchess makes the 31-year-old look 15 years older than she actually is. Shadows and creases give her eyes a “baggy” look along with the squareness of her jaw. Another said that her mouth seems to be set in a grimmace, rather than a smile.