One of the top school in the effing nation. If you go to Towson then you play LAX or date someone who does. Once you turn 16 you get a car and every weekend is a party filled weekend. All the private school kids who are sick of private schools, go to THS and Loch Raven and Dulaney kids, suck up to us because we're hotter,richer,preppier, and have the best rages around.

-Dude you go to Towson High School? I bet you've been to such awesome parties
-Yeah it's basically a coed private school, and unlike Dulaney the guys here don't look like dogs