Think of StarStreet as the E*Trade of sports “risk-taking.” And now that they’ve switched from only
trading in virtual currency to dealing in actual currency, you have the ability to make real American
dollars off your Belichick-ian predictive skills (which helps when, say, wanting to buy real beer or
purchase real yacht insurance).

To get started, you’ll create an account and make a mandatory $25 investment. From there, you can
buy and sell shares of your
favorite football players (all other sports to come) based on how high or low you think their “stock”
will rise/fall over the season, buying more shares or selling the farm when you see fit (tip to all
time-travelers: get Wes Welker when he was still in the draft).

Best of all: when your picks have made you a few bucks from some savvy “trades,” you can withdraw said
profits from your PayPal account at the end of the season—basically making this the fantasy league Charlie
Sheen’s character in Wall Street would’ve used.