e.g. “The recipe for today is angel food cake. You have to beat 12 eggs separately, so I’m lucky the neighbors had some extra bowls to let me borrow.”

What an impressive demonstration of practical thinking! I know cliches make life narrowly easier, but blonde chicks? They have a tremendous power of making you feel like they’re turning your wishful thinking into reality. Human mermaids. Dangerous stuff.

Why do you think the Playboy mansion is packed exclusively with blonde babes? Is it because they are all slu*s or is it because they are representative of human fantasy come true? You, are you Instagraming all the time because you’re desperate for attention or is it because you live in the present and you’re on a mission to help others enjoy life more? Food for thought.

Everybody’s a critic, but fact no 2: Blondes are always pushing the envelope.

do follow these rough guidelines because they will help you choose wiser but don’t match skin tone with hair color too closely. A bit of contrast will get the “unique” element really kicked in.

Obviously I support you in breaking the rules, I wouldn’t be writing this post if I didn’t, but first make sure you have what it takes to balance your natural pros and cons. You’re looking for “eccentric”, not “tasteless”. For example, Soo Joo Park doesn’t really give a sh*t about dos and don’ts, but she doesn’t have to. Skin tone is warm enough to bounce off bleached blonde and pitch dark equally. She’s lucky this way.

Me? Oh I don’t know if blondes have more fun, but what do I know, I’m a brunette. Story for another time.

Miki
Miki Tunde became a hairdresser by mistake, but as life proved later on it was the best mistake of her life. She now works for popular magazines, famous photographers and most of all, for the people on the street.