Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story trueWho came third in World War 2Did Sooty sleep with Sue,These things I think about,When I'm with out with you...What are the holes in biro's forWhich one's which in the CorrsDid Geff Hurst really score,Coz frankly your a bore,And I'm not...And if it's leavin' season your second on the billIf you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,I tried love, I'm sorryI tried love...Does God ever get it wrongWhere has Gary Barlow goneWhy is Christmas Day so longIt just goes on and on... And on,Like you,And if it's leavin' season your the second on the billIf you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,I tried love, I'm sorryI tried love...Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,Duh duh, duh duh...Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,Duh duh, duh duh,I tried love, I'm sorryI tried love...Why is there ketchup on my sleeveDo you think Adam fancied EveWhat if Eve could not conceveAnd he had to breed with Steve,We'd all be gay....(Laughs......)