6. Only allowing them to use the force to carry the donuts back (civ2starw@aol.com)

5. The old "Go give a swirlie to the little green guy that wanders around here
and talks funny". Hee hee . . . We lose more padawannabes that way.
(baeldrinahr@hotmail.com)

4. Tying them up and dropping them off in Beggar's Canyon wearing Wamp Rat suits.
(ImADharmaBum@hotmail.com)

3. Make them wear a cheesey rat-tail braid and tell them it's what all the *real*
Jedi wear. (superdave@jcom.home.ne.jp)

2. Funneling beer without a funnel. (jamesandkelleypalmer@yahoo.com)
1. "Gift of the Wookie" -- Freshman is told that it is impossible to do 10 sit-ups
while blindfolded and holding your breath. Freshman proceeds to do sit-ups.
On the 5th one, wookie stands in front of freshman and bends over. (kniofheart@aol.com)