A
man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing
at a big lake up in
Canada
with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week." "This
is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've wanted. So would you
please pack me enough clothes for a week and
set out my rod and tackle box?

We're leaving from the office and I
will stop by the house to pick my things up.
Oh, please pack my new red silk boxer
shorts." The wife thinks this sounds a
little fishy but being a good wife she does
exactly what her husband asked. The
following weekend he comes home a little
tired but otherwise looking good. The wife
welcomes him home and asks if he caught many
fish? He says, "Yes! I caught
lot's of Rainbows, some Brookies and some
Browns. But why didn't you pack my new red
silk boxer shorts like I asked you to
do?" The wife replies; "I did.
They were in your tackle box."