OK, we could watch football for the next 20 years, and we're not sure we'd ever see a play as amazing and improbable and insane and ridiculous and surreal and let's-face-it-gang batshit crazy as watching Eli Manning escape that sack and David Tyree make that catch. And then Manning finds Plaxico ... and ... well, what can else can you say but: Holy shit. Eli Manning, guys: Eli Freaking Manning.

Jesus: We need to sit down.

(We're just going to revel in Eli Manning — Eli Manning! — becoming an immortal in the span of 15 minutes for the rest of the night, but those looking for their Patriots schadenfreude will find it after the jump.)