You should finish this eventually, I love the name representations you have working there, "Hero of Kaos"! Haha! Priceless. Good work though. At first I wasn't sure how the "Eunuch" part was going to work, but they do seem to use two syllables for "Boys".

As you know security is mortal's greatest enemy.

SimRTK is back up in a testing phase! Go ahead and give it a look over on the Simzhou forum branch.

First off, f••• your bitchAnd the province you claimShu-Han when we rideCome equipped with gameYou claim to be my allyBut you stole my wifeWe bust on Jiang-Dongniggas f••• for LifePlus Cao Cao tryin' to see me weakHearts I ripSun Quan and his viceroysSome mark ass bitchesWe keep on comingWhile we running for your jewelsSteady gunningKeep on busting at them foolsYou know the rulesLil Lu Xun go ask you homieHow I'll leave youCut your young ass upSee you in piecesNow be deceasedLil Sun Huan,Don't f••• around with real G'sQuick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streetsSo f••• peaceI'll let them niggas knowIt's on for LifeDon't let the south-west sideRide the night (ha ha)Wu generals murdered on mount ba and xingf••• with meAnd get your grave bell ringsYou know, see

Grab your bows when you see Xuan-DeCall Cao Cao when you see Xuan-De, uhWho backstabbed me,But your punks didn't finishNow you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menacenigga, I hit 'em up

Check this outYou motherfuckers know what time it isI don't know why I'm even leading this attackYou all niggas ain't even on my levelI'm going to let my little homiesRide on youbitch made ass East-Wu bitches

{ah yo, yo, hold the f••• up}

Guan 'Lil God of War' Xing:

Get out the way yoGet out the way yoPan Zhang just got droppedLittle move pass the macAnd let me hit 'em in his backLu Xun needs to get spanked soonFor setting up trapsLittle accident murderersAnd I ain't never heard of youPoise less gats attack when I'm serving youSpank the shankYour whole style when I gankGuard your rank'cause I'm a slam your ass in a pangLu Xun weaker than a fuckin' blockI'm running through niggaAnd I'm smoking Wu-land officersIn front of you niggaWith the ready powerTucked in my GuessUnder my Eddie BauerYour clout petty sourI push packages ever hourI hit 'em up

Grab your bows when you see Xuan-DeCall Cao Cao when you see Xuan-De, uhWho backstabbed me,But your punks didn't finishNow you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menacenigga, I hit 'em up

ugh cbf continuing this. But the epilogue of this song, where Tupac proceeds to swear loudly at each and every member of the East Coast rap scene, would have worked pretty well for this situation.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you give me land?I have fought for years, will you lend a hand?I’m son of a scion of the house of HanAnd I need a job, so I want to be a powerful warlordPowerful warlord...

Mine’s the luckless story of a luckless manAnd my loving wives just don’t understandMy son’s a darling but he’s none too brightHe can’t get a job so I need to be a powerful warlordPowerful warlord...

Powerful warlord...

I’ve a thousand soldiers, give or take a fewI'll be hiring more in a week or twoI can stay here longer if you like my styleBut I won’t turn ‘round cuz I want to be a powerful warlordPowerful warlord...

If you really like me you can call me “lord”I could charm a million peasants overnightIf you must resist me, I will cry right hereCuz I need a break and I want to be a powerful warlordPowerful warlord...

You realize, of course, that new lyrics beg for a link to the original song. Especially if it's a song where you only have to change a few words!

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[instrumental]

On a cold winter morning, in a time before the lightIn cruel Dong Zhuo's evil reign we ride towards the fightWhen the darkness has fallen down and the times are tough all rightThe sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the charred lands evermoreThe scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shoresOn the blackest plains in Dong's domain we watch them as we goIn fire and pain and once again we know

So now we ride ever freeWe're free before the thunderstormOn towards the wilderness our quest carries onFar beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlightDeep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the dayFor the lives all so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on

[instrumental]

As the red day is dawningAnd the lightning cracks the skyThey'll raise their hands to the heavens aboveWith resentment to their eyes

Running back from the mid-morning lightThere's a burning in my heartWe're banished from a home in a crooked landTo a life beyond the stars

In your darkest dreams see to believeOur destiny is timeAnd endlessly we'll all be free tonight

And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond realityAll alone in desperation, now the time has goneLost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mindDay after day this misery must go on

So far away we wait for the dayFor the lives all so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of the lifetimes lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on

[instrumental]

Whoa-oh-ohWhoa-oh-ohWhoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-ohWhoa-oh-ohWhoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

[instrumental]

Now here we stand with their blood on our handsWe fought so hard now can we understandI'll break the reign of this fiend if I possibly canFor freedom of every man

So far away we wait for the dayFor the lives all so wasted and goneWe feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand daysThrough the fire and the flames we carry on

[instrumental]

Unless I specifically say otherwise, assume I am talking about historical Three Kingdoms, and not the novel.