I believe I've said this before, but: The MTV ____ Choice Awards will do little to convince anyone but the children themselves it's any good. Professional critics will still write negative reviews for the Twilight Saga and Disney Channel movies.

Disney Channel movies don't get nominated at this.

That is because they are Disney movies. What movies get nods from the MTV Awards? Usually Paramount movies. See why else the public vote awards have no credit to them? It's because the movies that usually get the most exposure are linked to the same company that owns the TV network that the awards are broadcasted on. Ever notice how Nickeloden shows usually win at the Kids' Choice Awards? My point exactly.

The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

Although this isn't like that other awards show. Yeah, sometimes we play catch-up with a single Razzie, but when we gave Michael Bay his long overdue Razzie, he REALLY did deserve it. Trannies II is among his worst.

And The Expendables should be bad enough that Stallone will deserve any Razzie we throw his way. Well, we don't exactly throw Razzies. . . .

Seltzerberg aren't clever enough to make jokes about non-movie/celebrity related topics. The Gulf Oil Spoil is too current for them to work it into the movie, and stuff like Wall Street is too high-brow for their tastes.

The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

Oh, come on. Seltzerberg spoofs are too easy. Seltzerberg would have their vampire dude fight the Oil Spill Monster. A manlike black goop will come out of the lake, the vampire hits it, gets oil all over everyone and every place. Haha. What a spoof. Next.

A few more things those nincompoops might spoof/rip off are Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle, Paramore, Glee, Jersey Shore, Daybreakers and maybe one of their own movies. If this movie is released this year, it will probably take Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay and Worst Remake, Ripoff or Sequel.

Oh, come on. Seltzerberg spoofs are too easy. Seltzerberg would have their vampire dude fight the Oil Spill Monster. A manlike black goop will come out of the lake, the vampire hits it, gets oil all over everyone and every place. Haha. What a spoof. Next.

Oops! I shouldn't give them any ideas. . . .

Well, the Oil Spill Monster must have a BP logo on it, because product placement is another trademark of Seltzerberg movies. That and instand of spilling or exploding, the monster must simply fall over and land on the entire cast, because in the minds of Seltzerberg, NOTHING is funnier than people falling on top of other people.

The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

Since we're in that subject...You know how I hate when you like or hate a movie for the wrong reasons?Well,I've been in a lot of Seltzerberg forums,and I've seen that problem.

They do use product placements,but there's some moments in which it's supossed to be a joke.For example:In DATE MOVIE,when her family shows JULIA all those new cell phones,they say how much it costs,they smile at the camera and their teeth shine.

There are tons of other times when you do that:In EPIC MOVIE,ASLO fights with the ALBINO,and we clearly see their stunt doubles(I'm guessing it's a joke against Uwe Boll's directing style).If you didn't see that it was on purpose,you shoudln't even be rating them.

Vits, the product placement is not meant to be a joke, it's actually how Seltzerberg gets the money they need to make their "movies". Companies are more than willing to give away money if it means their products will be shown in a movie, no matter how bad the movie turns out.

The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

1. Vits, Seltzerberg NEVER try to hide their product placement. It's always front and center, and sometimes even mentioned by name.2. Three months to produce and release a movie?! Oh my, this movie is SOOOO going to sweep!

The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

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