Look after the environment There's a worrying generation gap between mother earth and her children. If looking after the environment meant racing around in rubber dinghies and chaining ourselves to trees, we'd all be doing it (for rubber and chains, see under sexual orientation). Instead, what we should really be doing is sorting our rubbish into 17 different types. This is a very dangerous thing to encourage the British to do. Anything that can be sorted and classified can also be spotted and be turned into a hobby. Once the British start collecting and spotting rubbish, nothing will ever be thrown away. Instead, it will be swapped in the playground or labelled and displayed lovingly in heritage centres.