What else could could the letters "HTF" stand for?

We all see the acronym HTF thrown around on this forum, and we correctly assume it stands for Home Theater Forum.
Just for fun, what are some other phrases that HTF could stand for?
I'll start us out:
HOLD THAT FART!

Holy Time Frame
Hairy Trigger Finger
Hell, Time Flies
That's all I've got!
Sincerely,
John Kilduff
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"Who makes it happen?"
"I make it happen"-
Sigourney Weaver and Melanie Griffith in "Working Girl"[Edited last by John Kilduff on November 01, 2001 at 03:47 PM]