We were too busy chasing the Secretary of State around Manhattan with our Super Soakers to further comment on yesterday's real news regarding Bravo's Tabloid Wars "docusoap." The six-episode show follows the competition between our beloved Daily News and Post; camera crews trailed staffers throughout August, inexplicably documenting the "tension" during the slowest month of the year.

Rest assured, we're sure Bravo's cameras did indeed catch the behind-the-scenes competition: We know they were doing quite a bit of filming during our Gawker Hotties phase, specifically the week we focused on New York's hottest gossip writers. And we hear they have some choice footage of nominee Hud Morgan working the phones, campaigning to get people to vote for him. Clearly, this will be best viewed back-to-back with The War Room.