I probably am. I've got a suit, my comedy sometimes involves pictures (as seen in that Hatsune Miku bit I did), and my octave is pretty damn low. I bet I just have Benjamen Button syndrome, and I'm nearing the end of my life, which consequently means I have Alzheimer's, so up to this point, I thought I was aging in the right direction. In that case, Seinfeld be damned! I'm the best point out the obvious comic on the face of this planet!

Okay, I'm sorry. You are unique.

Okay, now you've lost me. Are you talking about the dude, or me? Or both? Wait, what if I'm the guy? Also, keep thinking I'm Jackie Vernon. I've been looking for a cool back story anyway.

I probably am. I've got a suit, my comedy sometimes involves pictures (as seen in that Hatsune Miku bit I did), and my octave is pretty damn low. I bet I just have Benjamen Button syndrome, and I'm nearing the end of my life, which consequently means I have Alzheimer's, so up to this point, I thought I was aging in the right direction. In that case, Seinfeld be damned! I'm the best point out the obvious comic on the face of this planet!

Okay, I'm sorry. You are unique.

Okay, now you've lost me. Are you talking about the dude, or me? Or both? Wait, what if I'm the guy? Also, keep thinking I'm Jackie Vernon. I've been looking for a cool back story anyway.

I probably am. I've got a suit, my comedy sometimes involves pictures (as seen in that Hatsune Miku bit I did), and my octave is pretty damn low. I bet I just have Benjamen Button syndrome, and I'm nearing the end of my life, which consequently means I have Alzheimer's, so up to this point, I thought I was aging in the right direction. In that case, Seinfeld be damned! I'm the best point out the obvious comic on the face of this planet!

Okay, I'm sorry. You are unique.

Okay, now you've lost me. Are you talking about the dude, or me? Or both? Wait, what if I'm the guy? Also, keep thinking I'm Jackie Vernon. I've been looking for a cool back story anyway.