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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

A Hole

I am so annoyed. I looked down at work today right after I walked out of
another interview (with this person who apparently thought it was okay to roll
her eyes....ummm...HELLO!! Do you want a job, why in the hell are you rolling
your eyes? For the record, Tarp said maybe she was looking up and thinking
about her answers, but it looked a lot like a roll to me!) and I noticed that
my jeans have a hole in them!!

First off, the hole is on the side that the girl we were interviewing could
totally see (maybe that is why there was the eye roll....hmmm). This is just embarrassing.
It looks like my clothes are falling apart.

Second, it is at the seam, so it totally looks like I am busting out of my
jeans because my thighs are too big. This is depressing. Nobody wants to bust a
seam out of their jeans!!! And the jeans are not tight at all. I do own some
jeans that I feel make me look skinny (is that only because of the size on the
tag...maybe) but they are tight. If I busted a seam in those, I would hang my
head in shame, but accept the truth. This is not the case here.

Third, the jeans are brand new. This really kills me. I mean, I go to all
the trouble to order a perfect pair of jeans and they are just falling apart on
me! Literally ON ME!!

Fourth (I bet you all are amazed I have four points about my jeans) I can't
find my sewing kit. I know I have one because Nick always begs me to sew on his
buttons and what not, so Boo (of course) bought me one so I could get the job
done...but it is nowhere to be found. And I need to get back to work...but
obviously not in my holey jeans. When I showed Tarp he was actually like
"WOW! THE SEAM IS TOTALLY BUSTED!"...shame.

You know, that seem thing happened to me, too. I was very depressed about it, based on the size on the tag, but then I had my much smaller friend try on the same jeans, and she could barely get them on either. So now I rest assured in the knowledge that they were mistagged!