That’s a shame ’cause the giraffe-heads are awesome at coaxing shy noodles into swimming. They’re the ones who told me about not using Greta (which, of course, where I had been going so terribly wrong). And not just the macaroni; they’re miracle workers with any pasta.

Well turns out I don’t need any giraffe-heads, my macaroni are floating in formation. They have formed into a giraffe-head and a neck and are slowly drifting together just as they hope your giraffe-heads will one day be reunited with their necks.