Amel: C'mon we gotta rescue Mikey from those fierce-ass gays! I'll call Torny to give us a ride.

*whistles* Hey TORNY! Come here, boy! HIYAHHH!!

Ray: Who's Torny?

Bob: Is he a giant cat?

R2: KITTY!

Amel: Nope, not a cat, he's a giant BAT though.

[Torny lands next to them]

Amel: There you are, good boy. Take all of us to Death Gay Valley! GO TORNY!

Ray: Wait, did she say "gay" or "Ray"?

Amel: I said 'GAY', deaf frohead.

Gerard: Ohhh I thought you said "Way" that's my name LOLOLOL

Anel: Fine, I'm just gonna go myself without you blokes *flies off anyway with them, leaving Gerard hanging on one of Torny's foot*

Frank: MAMAAAAAA *afraid of heights*

Ray: OW my gODDAMN HAIR got into my EEEEAAARGGHHEYES!!!

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Amel the Strange: Ok Frank, show us the way!

Frank Iero: Ok let's go now!

Gerard way: What a ride!

Frank: ummm… ACK! I'm gonna puke, Strange!

R2 & Bob Bryar: Puke right there, man! Maybe dogs puke often…

Frank: Cats are more disgusting, they puke HAIRBALL!

Amel: Okay Frank you can wait for us here…

Frank: Ok I'm gonna pike on here… *BAAAAAARF* GET LOST, HAIRBALLS!!

Bob: Well FUCK YOU Frank, YOU'RE the one puking here!

R2: AND, cats are cute!

Bob: Yeah, what she says!

Gerard: HEY! Are we going to Mikey's funeral or not?!

[Mikey's voice from afar: …I t0ld you I aint deeeeeead!~]

Gerard: MIKEEEEEEEY, WE'RE COMING BRO! *hugs R2*

Look, I only hugged you just now cuz I'm happy about my brother's wellbeing. I'll choke you later, ok?!

Frank: Xb!!! Ok I'll wait for you guys here just go straight to the red light thingy, that's where he is…

Amel: I can see, on my mind… about something stupid being done to Mikey right now

Gerard: What is it?

Amel: Some gays happened to be choking him.

Gerard: WHAT THE?!- *flew away and left Frank alone*

Ray Toro: WAAAAAUGH I CANT SEE I CANT SEEEE!!!

Gerard: Ray your FRO is covering your face!

Ray: Eheheh I knew that.

R2: Hahaha ha ha Ray the AFRO KING!

Bob: Better yet, Lord of the Fros!

Amel: Would you two cats stop joking?

Gerard: I'd say Ray is Doctor Broccoli.

R2 & Bob: Good one Gee!

R2: Wait a minute Amel… I thought you were a cat!

Amel: What, me? Nah, look at me. I'm an owl. Owls and their big sunshine-phobic eyes which only open at night, like my nocturnal eyes. Also, I like slothnapping in the afternoons. And I'm a little bit allergic to cats.

Frank: *yelling in pain* GAHHH GAHHH FUCK YOU ALL THIS IS WHY I HATE CATS

R2: Dammit it's Blade and Eri, who invited them here? And holy JEEZ is that Emily the Strange?! With her cats Sabbath and Mystery?!

[Mystery and Sabbath joins in Blackforest & Spooky attacking Frank]

Frank: FAAAAAAAAAHHHKKKK~ Dang it you really have a way of sUMMONING UNEXPECTED PEOPLE!!

Amel: I didn't do it alone. All thanks to Blade, of course if he only bring Pete Wentz along that'd make it easier. *goes back to watching cats attacking Frank* YEAH KITTIES! SCRATCH HIS EYES OFF THEIR SOCKETS!

R2: Nuuuuu! SCRATCH ME INSTEAD! Don't hurt poor Frankie any further!

Fatin: Kitties! Make him cry blood!

Blade: Hey Eri, I'm horny yo… mind if you take your pants off?

Eri: *slaps Blade*

Bob: Scratch me too! Both of us are cat people!

R2: Y'know Bob, last night I had a dream where you ended up crying while being scolded by someone fat… I think it was a fat lady, and she's probably a lifeguard

Bob: Sheesh…

[Amel goes & retrieve her cats]

Amel: Good work, guys *strokes Spooky & Blackforest's chins]

Fatin: Torny's hurt? How did this happen?

Amel: *points at Frank* THAT guy made my pet bat take an arrow to the knee!

Fatin: Bodoi…

R2: HEY! Frank said he was sorry, remember?!

[Pete Wentz suddenly arrives with a daze]

Pete: Anyone looking for me? I was about to grab an alternative meal for Andy in that vegan restaurant over there cuz he doesn't wanna eat my roast beef

R2: Oh thank God. Pete, you gotta take us to Death Gay Valley, y'see, Mikey got killed by some gays just cuz he befriended one gay guy from their colony and we gotta save him. ALL of us!

Frank: Please, you gotta forgive me ;_; never had my cute face been resisted by someone!

Amel: Umm… *thinking*

Blade: Pete you gotta help me man, I want you to secretly steal Eri's lucky boxers. I know she's wearing it this morning

Eri: Huh!

Amel: C'mon, not pants-down again!

Frank: Take of HIS pants instead!

Amel: *turns to Frank* ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Frank: Hell yeah, I'm doing this for you so you can forgive me!

Amel: ….

Fatin: I just remembered, today is Mama Pink's birthday and we didn't get anything for her! Y'know Mama Pink, leader of the Pink Parade?

R2: I think you're the only Pink Parader in here… oh wait, that reminds me! Linkin Park has a new album out today, called Minutes to Midnight!

Gerard: Really? Gotta check them out, when was the last time we toured with them? They'd better have a tour with MCR AND Fall Out Boy soon… okay Pete, help us get Mikey now and both our bands will crash LP's dwellings to get their album stock ambushed and get their first signatures.

R2: And I've got just the plan! Pete, you lead Blade Eri and Fatin and create distractions. Emily, Amel, Bob and the cats, you guys make a human + cat chain to pull Mikey outta there. Frank, Gerard and I will get the MCRchopper, ok?