Columbia Road

by Matt Whyman

Ever fantasised about being on Big Brother? Then read this book! Take a deep breath and prepare to laugh(a lot)at a novel that lets you see web-cam culture at its worst. Fun and slick, Columbia Road will keep you hooked till the end.

Extract

Get Cartier. That was the plan. To profit from him as he had from us. An eye for an eye, that sort of thing, but with damages tacked on too. We saw it as compensation. Payback for the grief and indignity suffered as his tenants. I might have been a bit biblical when I set my sights on retribution, but the only good book in this girl's life was one with cheques in it.