Super Mario Bros

Gamers Arguments. Everyone’s got ‘em and everyone’s got opinions on ‘em. So why don’t we air out these deeply-held thoughts? Why don’t we get a little hot under the collar? Why don’t we make our claims known? — The age of the villain has come and gone – mostly alongside

Who’s late to the party? This guy! And Bowser. Me and Bowser, what a wonderful pair. But instead of me talking about how an angry, spiked, dino-turtle and myself would be total besties, let’s talk about his most recent foray on the 3DS. I’ve beaten the first world in Paper Mario:

I’ve been thinking about Nintendo a lot, and while I’ve previously made it clear that I don’t hate them, I still find a few things a little suspect. It has the same relationship with third-party developers that I do with attractive single women. It relies on gadget gimmickry slightly more