….forcing the PM to state his position on the matter.
Elsewhere, people continued to go about their daily lives, dealing with the flooding issues by turning to humour.

BREAKING NEWS –
Floods Cause Chaos In MidlandsThere are now over 300 houses with damp carpets in England as ‘Massive Flood Martin’ sweeps across the south and midlands. Over 8000 reporters descended on Tewkesbury to film rivers going dead fast and pensioners sweeping out their parlours with brushes and the tsunami wasjhed away entire welcome mats and even the odd plant pot. Oil companies deny the freak weather has anything to do with global warming but some locals are now demanding wellies to be provided by central government after the third flood in 400 years.