The Most Damning Evidence

To my mind, the most damning evidence
against George W. Bush is this:

George W. Bush read a children’s story aloud about a pet goat throughout
the entire unfolding of 2001-09-11. There were four hijacked planes,
two towers hit and he still kept reading the story. He did not monitor what was going
on. He did not order any action. He did not even get himself to a safe location. I know
this story is true because I have him on video tape. I bought a copy of the Great
Conspiracy video showing Bush at the school.
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Keep in mind when this video was shot, one tower was already hit. Unfortunately, that
Memory Hole video does not catch Card whispering in Bush’s ear. It just shows him
carrying on as if nothing happened. Nero played the violin while Rome burned. George W.
Bush read a children’s story while New York burned.

Now how do you interpret this?

I agree there are many ways to interpret his inaction, but it seems every possible
interpretation should be sufficient to impeach George W. Bush. Unfortunately, that fact
alone is insufficient for impeachment. We have to determine which particular explanation
actually applies.

George W. Bush was the only man in the western world who did not know what was
going on. His handlers kept him in the dark.

George W. Bush was just a figurehead, so it was not necessary for
him to stop reading. Nor did those truly in charge really need him when he
finally did stop. Getting him to read a children’s story helped occupy him and
keep him out of the way.

George W. Bush was so clueless that he though the two tower hits
were both accidents caused by inexperienced hijacker pilots and that there was nothing
to be done about the other two hijackings. This is the explanation he gave to Jordan, a
school child, when Jordan asked about it later.

George W. Bush was stoned/drunk/hungover. He was in no shape to
deal with the crisis, so his people took him out of the loop. In the video, you can see
Andy Card not even waiting for a response from George W. Bush when he tells him of the
second tower hit.

George W. Bush was just freaked like a deer in the headlights. He
just did not know what to do so he effectively hid in the bathroom to avoid doing
anything. If you can’t stand the heat, Mr. President, get out of the kitchen, to
quote Harry S. Truman.

George W. Bush knew this was all coming and was going to
let it happen as a pretext for a war on whomever he damn well pleased.
He knew he was in no personal danger. It was all pre-arranged. He could then invade
Afghanistan, Iraq or any other oil-rich country on a 2001-09-11
revenge pretext.

George W. Bush, or rather his people, planned the attack. So he
knew he personally was in no danger. bin Laden was on the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)
payroll and was
seen by the French secret service meeting with CIA
bigwigs
72 days prior to 2001-09-11 in a
hospital, reported in the Paris newspaper Le Figaro
before 2001-09-11.

George W. Bush was attempting to inspire children to sharpen their reading
skills about goats, which was more important than the new Gommorah, New York
City, in flames. As all good fundamentalist Christians know, it had, after all, been
prophesied.

Well, Mr. George W. Bush, what is your explanation? I think you owe
the country one. You have been strangely silent. Can’t your spinmeisters come up
with anything?