Friday, October 12, 2007

Porno Bingo, Cheer NY, and Me

THANK YOU to all of you who came out Wednesday night to Will Clark’s PORNO BINGO. Everyone there really helped it to be a become a fun night for me. But for a moment, it didn’t look like it would be contributing much beyond my presence.

The movie “69 Fuck Street” came out at the end of July, so with the night for my scheduled appearance at Porno Bingo was nearing, around the end of August, I sent an email to Owen Hawk at Dark Alley Media to try to get copies. Now, if you recall, “69 Fuck Street” is by Man-Size by Private, but I was cast into the movie by Dark Alley Media, who was a sub-contractor for the movie. I waited a couple of days, and got no response, which worried me because when I usually email Owen on business matters, I have always in the past got a quick response. But all wasn’t lost I thought because I also had Dark Alley’s Marketing Director James Ian’s email address, so I contacted him. The next day, I got a call from Pure Play Media, the distributor of Man-Size by Private, saying that James forwarded my email to them, and that got the ball rolling. Once I heard their willingness to help, I began to rest easy, knowing that I owe James a big THANK YOU for forwarding my email to Pure Play Media.

All the stuff from Pure Play Media took longer than expected to get to me. So I sent emails and phone calls to check on the progress, and everything became straightened out. I will admit that I at one point became so frazzled that the last time I called them on September 26th, they gave me a tracking number to check on the shipment online, and when I went to the website, it turned out the package was to arrive on September 27th. So if I had just waited a day, I wouldn’t have been on the verge of freaking out. So THANKS Pure Play Media for the goodies, and putting up with my neurosis.

When Will Clark asked me to pick a night to be guest-caller at Porno Bingo, I saw on the list he gave me all the beneficiaries, and Cheer NY at the time was not confirmed. I told him if Cheer NY get confirmed for October 10th, then that’s the night I do it. I felt they deserved that due to how the Porn Actor who was the guest-caller on the night they were the beneficiary behaved. He wasn’t an ass. He just wasn’t professional about his appearance. He had his boyfriend with him, and that’s fine. BUT when you are making an appearance, you need to make yourself accessible to the crowd even if you have your significant other and friends accompanying you, and he didn’t. He stayed in the back of the bar with his boyfriend and a couple of friends, and when he wasn’t hiding in the back of the bar, he was repeatedly outside smoking with his boyfriend. After witnessing that, and knowing how much of a crowd-pleaser Cheer NY is at Porno Bingo, I decided to make it up to them, because they deserve better. So I made myself approachable, I didn’t go disappearing. In fact, I stayed in front of the bar most of the night.

There weren’t many people there when I arrived, so the energy wasn’t quite there, which had me worried at first. But as the more crowd and members of Cheer NY came in, the energy grew immensely. And having the athletic hunks and damsels of Cheer NY to look at being as high energy as I anticipated didn’t hurt in making that happen at all. So I was very glad I chose to appear that night.

I was worried as to how much of my clothes would come off depending on how much money we raise. But I thought back on my past solo appearances, and how time I wound up taking more off. My last solo appearance I only got my shirt off, but I was hoping this time around to go all the way and lose all my clothes. The deal Will and myself agreed upon then made with the crowd is that at $250 I would lose my shirt, at $400 I would lose my pants, and at $500 I would lose my underwear. I wore the overalls that I wore in “Oh Boy Escorts 2”, so losing my clothes would be quite easy. As I told Will Clark about them, “easy access”. I always wear those overalls when I’m going somewhere that I need to slip out of my clothes fast, like a go-go dancing gig, a porn shoot, or an event like this. I knew it would be long before losing the shirt because after the 1st round we had already raised $106, then another $100 by the second round, and people donating to get the total up to $250. So I did my striptease of opening the overalls then taking off the shirt I had on underneath. I opened up my belt buckle so that the overall would hang low enough to give patrons the incentive to give more so they can get a look at “what lies beneath”.

By the fourth round, the total was over $400. Although that was enough to make me drop trou, Will and Cheer NY egged the crowd to get up to $500 so that I can lose it all. Well, the hunks of Cheer NY also upped the ante, by offering to drop trou themselves while I lose all my clothes.

No argument from me, that’s for sure.Especially considering that all these guys should be pornstars themselves because they are a picture of what American gay porn should be. A line-up of good-looking guys with fit bods coming in a rainbow of colors and ethnicities.

Well, with some doing, we did reach the $500 mark. So while I stripped standing on the piano stool, the guys were behind me dropping their pants. And while stripping, I made sure to turn around every once in a while to get a view from above of all the cute butts in their skivvies. Remember, they’re cheerleaders, so their bodies are nothing to scoff at unless you’re jealous.

Which makes me have to give a special thanks to one of the guys who got about as naked as me. In fact, after Porno Bingo wrapped, we wound up making out, and one of the other members briefly came in and made it a 3-way kiss. Now, there are times when someone making your 1-on-1 kiss a 3-way can piss you off.

This was DEFINITELY NOT one of those times. So my advice to him: If that happens again, next time - stay longer. Like from start to finish.

So once again THANKS to the patrons for making it a great night. THANKS to Cheer NY for being such great sports. THANKS to A.B. for the photos. THANKS to Manny for the drinks. And THANKS to Will Clark for the invite.You can soon see photos at WillClarkPresnts.com.

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