Kristen Stewart reminds us of the real meaning of Christmas

When I was watching A Charlie Brown Christmas last night, I was like, “Man, you’re right, Charlie Brown: No one understands the real meaning of Christmas anymore.” Unfortunately, kids these days aren’t really interested in 2D animation and plots that don’t have a whole lot of whizzing! and banging! going on. You know what they are interested in, though? Vampires. So it’s important and timely that Kristen Stewart decided to sit down and explain the truth of Christmas to children everywhere.

(P.S. That’s not really KStew; it’s comedian Laura McDonald.)

Frankenstein, a merman and gold from Jared’s. It was a really nice gift.