Doctors and researchers regularly rely on CT scanners to create images of body parts like brains, chests and knees. But an artist-turned-medical-student in Manhattan is using one such machine to peer into the meat and guts of cultural icons like the Big Mac, the Barbie and the iPhone, creating whimsical and occasionally creepy images.

Satre Stuelke, 44, said his aim was to penetrate the metal, plastic or organic interiors of pop objects and foods, asking people to “think about how things are constructed.”

Discussing the first lady’s visit to a Washington D.C. classroom last week, Bruce incredulously recalled Obama’s story about wanting to get A’s in school and called out her use of a “weird, fake accent.”

“That’s what he’s married to,” Bruce said. “…You know what we’ve got? We’ve got trash in the White House. Trash is a thing that is colorblind, it can cross all eco-socionomic…categories. You can work on Wall Street, or you can work at the Wal-Mart. Trash, are people who use other people to get things, who patronize others, who consider you bitter and clingy…”

What kind of horrible inhuman monster wants to apply herself and achieve success through sheer hard work and determination? Why, it goes against everything conservatives stand for!

Yes, she really did say it. No, the full context (mostly indignant squawking in the “What? What was THAT?” vein) doesn’t help. Ms. Bruce simply does not approve of Those People when they don’t know their place.

Appropriately enough, Bruce was guest-hosting for the woman who called Meghan McCain fat and then claimed that it was intended as a commentary about society’s unrealistic standards of feminine beauty.

I am also informed that the Obamas did not get where they are through hard work and determination, but solely through affirmative action. Riiiight. They’re both clearly lazy, incurious idiots who’ve had everything handed to them on a silver platter. Or am I thinking of someone else?