Deed-readers, you probably spent Memorial Day weekend giving nary a thought to the results of last week's primary, so you might have missed some of the mirth that the outcome could have provided you.

As my Opinionating colleague John Micek notes this morning, the Corbett camp has already started trying to brand its opponent as Tom "Tax-Raiser" Wolf — a bit of political ju-jitsu, considering how Guv Tom has us paying 25 cents a gallon more at the gas pump, to fund a few billion dollars worth of transportation work.

ICYMI, here's to the Tom v. Tom matchup, and a few consolation prizes for some who were sent home on Primary Day. And if you're sick of election-everything, you can always drown your sorrows with the contents of a flower vase. Glug!

Amazing what kind of "luck" $9 million of your own money can buy

Echoing the famous speech by dying New York Yankee Lou Gehrig, and speaking as Gehrig did in a ballpark, victorious Tom Wolf on election night declared himself "the luckiest man on earth."

News flash: Pa. Republicans write off the 'super-wealthy' vote

Reacting to news that California billionaire Tom Steyer plans to pour some of his personal fortune into electing Tom Wolf, Tom Corbett's campaign spokesman Billy Pitman said it was "no real surprise" that a "super-wealthy environmental activist is coming to the support of another super-wealthy candidate."

Drinking game!

Corbett's re-election allies are already attacking Tom Wolf by repeatedly blasting him as someone who wants to raise taxes. A recent GOP party press release assailing Wolf used the T-word eight times.

Pot meet kettle

Corbett's side is attacking Tom Wolf as a tax-raiser, even though Corbett twice broke his own no-new-taxes pledge: Once, by supporting the new "impact fee" on natural gas wells and again by agreeing to repeal the cap on the oil company franchise tax to free up billions for new spending on transportation projects.

Delaware has annexed York County – who knew?

Corbett's re-election allies are also blasting York-area business owner Tom Wolf as a "Delaware businessman."

Ah, now we get it. And our current governor is a Confederate state property owner