So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.

The Lumia 900's Already Having Some Issues

You big beautiful phone, why'd you have to go and have data connection issues? Why? Because nothing in this world is perfect, that's why. Not that the Lumia 900 would be perfect if it didn't have this newfound bug, because honestly any perfection would have to involve bacon and this has no bacon. It's a phone. [Electronista]

Trombone Chandelier: Because Nobody Could Find a Tuba

I posit this: only exceptionally boring rich people buy inventive chandeliers, because they need something to talk about at dinner other than the salmon. [Delightfull]

Idiot Criminal Broadcasts Exploits on Facebook

Travis Nicolaysen is an idiot on Facebook, which wouldn't be much new, except that he's also on the run from the law, which also wouldn't be much new, except that he's attracted a few other Facebook idiots to his page to cheer him on, which honestly people he's not a sports team or a group of cancer researchers, he's just an idiot. [MyNorthwest]

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