Whoa, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], -- [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] and we're gonna give just a little bit of praise. A little bit of praise just for you... [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] You know we got to give you praise (give you praise) (sing that name) Oh (Sing that name) [RECIPIENT'S NAME] , we praise you And when we do (When we do) We'll make it rain (make it rain) Oh, can I get an Amen? (Amen) [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] For all you do we praise you! We praise you! [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING]

I'm William Shatner. I've done a lot of things in my career, but this takes the cake. This is so cool. You, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], today it's all about you [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] it's exciting, it makes me want to celebrate, makes me want to get up out of this chair, makes me want to sing, makes me want to dance, Makes make me wanna (Shout) Kick my heels up and (Shout) Throw my hands up and (Shout) Throw my head back and (Shout) No, really -- people should be shouting your name in the streets. Come on now, Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing it out loud! I wanna celebrate! Put it up in lights! No one else deserves to be celebrated like you, 'cause you are the BEST! I want you to know, I said I want you know right now, You know you make me wanna shout, That's right you make me wanna shout 'cause there really is no doubt You know what I'm talking about You make me wanna SHOUT!!!! Yeah! You make me wanna shout. [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING], [RECIPIENT'S NAME]!

At first I was an egg, I was petrified Kept thinking I'd be lost or I'd get cracked and fried But you took me to your nest before it was too late and kept me warm, and you helped me incubate. And now you're back, think you';re the boss, Wanna put me on a plate next to your wife's cranberry sauce. I should have known this day would come, I should have known not to relax, If I thought for just one second you'd come in here with that ax. Go on now go Walk out the door -- Just turn around now Ain't choppin' my head to the floor. Weren't you the one who prized this dark meat on my thighs? Did ya think I'd gobble? Did ya think I'd lay down and die? Oh no not I, I will survive. Oh as long as I know how to peck I know I'll stay alive. Got my wings so I won't fall Ain't sellin' me to Butterball (R) I will survive I will survive Hey hey It's Turkey day Live it up!

Hola "RECIPIENT" It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from "SENDER" Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Cuz today you're turning "AGE" So perhaps you should "ACTIVITY" Cuz today is your day Hola "RECIPIENT" You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday

What day is today? Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Oh [RECIPIENT], It's been well worth the wait, It's the [DATE] day of [MONTH] You are [PERSONALIZED MESSAGE] today And now it's your time to celebrate! Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Today is your birthday Happy Birthday The most amazing day of the year Today is your birthday! Today is your birthday It's Amazing Happy Birthday - Unbelievable This is the very best day of the year Time to celebrate Today is your birthday Ooooooh! Happy Birthday It's the GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Happy Birthday!

Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!

When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!

When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!

Hey! Been waiting all year. I'm one eager beaver. Got me a little case Of Valentine's Fever Right on time, Can't be tardy! This beaver gots Gots to party (gots to party). Happy Valentine's Valentine's Valentine's Day, D-A-Y Valentine's Day! Oh yeah, that's right, look, I might be biased, But this beaver is the flyest. So I just gotta say... Hey, we wanna say Have a beautiful Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Valentine's Valentine's Day D-A-Y Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

Hey There! This is all about you and (WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING) Our nails are shinin', our curlers are hot I'm in this chair looking like an astronaut And it's time to give props to you! So, listen up now, make it understood We're celebratin' you, cuz you're crazy good Your name is: (RECIPIENT'S NAME) And it's our mission To party like a boss And give you recognition Cuz you deserve it, yo! Aww...snap, take a selfie Let's have a blast, The crew is getting jiggy While we're getting' waxed Cuz today the whole world is a shrine to you: You're incredible impeccable, and hella cool too From Timbuktu (TO: LOCATION) And It's time to C-E-L-E-B-R-A-T-E And I think we all agree That it's time to get ready Get a manni and a pedi (HAIR TYPE) Look pretty!! It's gorgeous! And the beat goes thump Make you wanna jump, fist pump Get Crunk! Your cray-crazy good Here's to You!

Hope your Valentine's is a sweet day, a neat day, zoppit-a-beet-day. Gonna be a real special Valentine and everything is gonna be just fine. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Valentine's Day is something to sing about!

I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!

Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!

(song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!

SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.

Tap here for some tremendously classy sound bites. {SOUND BITES IN RANDOM SEQUENCE} [TAP] Okay I'm going to teach you all how to say huuuuge. Okay, today is your birthday, it's gonna be huuuuuge. I used in a sentence there. [TAP] If it wasn't your birthday, you'd be fired, okay? But for now, have a tremendous birthday! [TAP] I guarantee your birthday's gonna be tremendous. Very, very huuuge and tremendous, okay? [TAP] Okay, folks, owning a golf course gives you great, great power. So on your birthday, go out and get yourself a gold course, okay? [TAP] Well, finally the Republicans and the Democrats can come together and agree on something: you're old. Okay? [TAP] It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's real estate. We're not talking about your birthday, okay? I'm hoping you have a day rich with happiness, and I mean really, really rich like me, okay? This is more than just your birthday card. It's your Trump card. Happy Birthday!

Everybody's twerking for your birthday Everybody doin' a little dance Everybody's twerking for your birthday, Like a little party in their pants. You want a piece of that cake, You better learn how to shake. With the candles aglow, Just pucker up and blow! Have a Totally Epic Birthday

As a boss, our fearless leader Couldn't make our work life sweeter Meeting deadlines, bandwidth crunches, Working oftentimes through dinnertimes and lunches. Texts and emails keep on pinging And your cellphones always ringing. Headaches stack up by the crate-full. It's for all of this and more that I'm so grateful! Happy Boss's Day

This one goes out to you, (RECIPIENT) Today's the birthday of a (DESCRIPTIVE TERM) Born to soar up high! Born to be a (HOBBY OR JOB) Underneath the wide (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) sky Oh yes from (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) And all across the land they're singin' Happy birthday to you!! Oh me oh my, Gonna be a blue sky, Gonna be a happy day Cookies in the oven, gonna eat about a dozen Then you can hit the hay!! And if you listen to the wind, you can hear it sing Happy Birthday...(RECIPIENT) Happy Birthday to you!

Let's get ready to party! You know I can't tell a lie... It's time to testify, gonna kick some ill beats for your birthday. Gonna light it up, gonna make it rain... Gonna pop the top on some fine Champagne! This is an official declaration That you deserve a presidential celebration. Hope your day's da bomb and you end up chillin' On a day that's even sweeter than ice cream fillin.' Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to you! Wishing you a million good things for your birthday!

On this auspicious day in [BIRTH MONTH] We wishest a most splendid birthday to thee, The magnificent [RECIPIENT] Dost thou know the time? 'Tis the grandest of days! It's your birthday, [TITLE] It tissent a jousting we're singing about - Not mounting a milky, white steed Let morrow not come without first beakers raised To honour thee: [RECIPIENT] - It tissent a plague Not dancing a jig - Not making a chain-mail vest Simply bidding good graces to thee Verily from [SENDER] But Lords and Ladies, Wenches and Sirs: It's not coats of armour - or crestfallen maidens or falconry - or weaving a loin cloth or moated castles - or milking a dragon or leatherworking - or poor sanitation or peasants and squires - or dysentery we're simply honoring thee: [RECIPIENT] Happy Birthday to Thee!