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July 5, 2016December 3, 2016

Day 187: No One Can Stop Mr. Domino

Busy day so I’m going to make this quick.

Any thoughts you may have had about stopping Mr. Domino? Throw them in the garbage. You know what else is in there? My disappointment. In you. For thinking you could stop Mr. Domino. He can’t stop. More importantly, he won’t stop. Are you gonna make him? I invite you to read those first two sentences again, in that case.

Look, I’m not saying that you’re a lesser person for your inability to stop him. It’s just that once he gets going, it’s better for all involved to just let the level play out in all of it’s wacky Japanese glory. The man… domino… domino-man has a job to do, and that job is to push over other less-sentient dominos for hilarious results.

He (referring, again, to Mr. Domino here) is a goddamn legend, his unstoppable rampage made possible only via the power of 32 glorious bits. The bits? Also unstoppable, for the record.