Anchors at CNN headquarters have made a bold statement of unwavering faith after the Mueller Report revealed no actual evidence that Trump colluded with Russia. “We believe in collusion with all our hearts and will never let the world’s teachings get in the way of that,” said Jim Acosta while mumbling mantras quietly in a room misty with burning incense.

The piece finds Anderson Cooper revealing that God permitted the report in order “to test our unshakable faith in what we know to be true.”

That’s precisely the current state of the MSM. While their edict is correctly “Research and report without opinion,” they prefer “Designate desired conclusion, say whatever necessary — accurate or not — to support it.”

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A short two-minute video for those of you in the media pitifully insisting that no media reckoning is needed and journalists performed beautifully, soberly and responsibly throughout this whole saga: pic.twitter.com/PF5s2kTcYA

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