Wednesday, 6 May 2015

GET HYPED - Star Wars......Again.

Welcome to Part 2 of the Star Wars takeover! Early-April another Star Wars teaser came out and fuck me if it didn't blow my tiny little mind. So here's the latest images and trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, get ready to get hyped!

Ah, another panning shot of a dese- Holy fuck that's an Imperial Cruiser. THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE!"

Okay, so off to a good start, right? Right. That's one big sum'va'bitch cruiser that's crashed there....

"Okay guys, who let Darth Vader fall asleep next to the fire again?"

The teaser is narrated by Luke Skywalker - and if you don't know who he is, click this link right here. Here he is stroking his droid, and no. That's not a euphamism.

Luke? Luke is that you? God I hope so!

Remember that awesome lightsaber we saw in the first teaser? Well here's a few more clips of it wielded by the films Sith Lord/Antagonist, believed to be Kylo Ren.

Oh C'mon, let's try and get a good look at your face...

SWEET JESUS AND FUCK YOU'RE TERRIFYING!

And despite the fact that the Empire was seemingly destroyed in 'Return of the Jedi' this all looks very "dictatorship-py"

Propaganda? What propaganda?!

There's a few new modern twists on the universe, such as the TIE-fighters, and you can see them blowing shit up in the image below - complete with flying Stormtrooper!

You can almost hear the Wilhelm Scream from here....

You know what I like about the new features? New Storm Troopers. You know what I like about the new Storm Troopers? When one of them gets the 'Pimp My Ride' treatment...

50% Stormtrooper, 50% Bounty Hunter - 100% Bad Motherfucker.

And finally, just when I'm rocking back and forth muttering "December, December, December" to myself, only for that magnificent bastard Harrison Ford to make an appearance....

"Chewie, we're home." FUCK YEAH YOU ARE HAN!

You don't need me to tell you that this looks fucking awesome. It's
out around Christmas, and while I don't want to wish my life away, I
feel like this would be a fair exception.