The Official Timeline of Scott Disick and Sofia Richie's WTF, Wild, and Weirdly Cute Romance

Please put on some protective eyewear, because what you're about to see is equal parts startling, confusing, and—unexpectedly—kinda cute. In other words, it's Scott Disick and Sofia Richie's relationship timeline, a wild ride full of "WTF?" "Wait, is this real?" and "Huh!" that'll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about May-December relationships. Because yes, in case you forgot, Scott Disick is 35 and Sofia Richie is 19.

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May 28, 2017

Word on the street is that Scott and Sofia are dating after they're spotted flirting atop a yacht—but considering Scott's coming off a summer of, um, "love" (read: he was spotted making out with a million girls, including Bella Thorne), no one takes it very seriously. In fact, Sofia Richie herself shuts down the relationship rumors, lying to herself/the world in the process:

Just so everyone can get their panties out of their asses, Scott and I are just homies #relax

February 18, 2018

Lionel Richie, poor long-suffering dad of Sofia Richie, shares some opinions about her relationship. And said opinions aren't super enthusiastic. "She’s 19," Lionel tells The Daily Telegraph. "When you’re 19, you know everything. Is it going to be for life? I don’t know. But for right now, it’s just a phase and I’m going to stand real still in the corner, get me a good drink, and not make too much noise."

He also throws some mild shade at the Kardashians, musing "When you hang around the reality world, who knows what you are really doing? This is a well-oiled machine, the Kardashian machine. I don’t really know what to think. I told Sofia I will have no opinion. I’ll continue to be my cheerful self and move on."

May 26, 2018

Scott and Sofia go away to celebrate his birthday and flaunt their love all over Instagram. Behold, a photo that will make you go "This is cute! And also, WHY?!"

A post shared by Sofia Richie (@sofiarichie) on May 26, 2018 at 2:27pm PDT

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May 31, 2018

The Lord is spotted getting "more than friendly" with a woman at Kanye's album release party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. The pair are reportedly flirty and touchy-feely for "at least two of Kanye's songs," and TMZ publishes photos that show Scott's arms around her waist! LORD HAVE MERCY! (Get it?)

June 2, 2018

Reports break the internet (LOL, not really) that Scott and Sofia have broken up because Scott cheated. "Sofia and Scott split up," a source tells Us Weekly. "He cheated on her in Miami and she found out and told [her father] Lionel [Richie]. He said he is going to cut her off and write her out of his will if she continues her relationship with Scott, as he thinks he’s extremely toxic for her."

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June 4, 2018

TMZ reports that the whole Scott cheating thang is just a giant misunderstanding. Everything's fine! Scott was simply hanging out with a friend:

Sources say Scott has known the woman for years, and that holding her at the party was nothing sexual...and only lasted a few minutes. They also did not go home together. Regarding him telling people at the party he was single...we're told that was the booze talking.

Also June 4, 2018

Scott shuts down breakup rumors by posting a very salty Instagram Story shading TMZ:

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Cut to a few days later and Sofia joins in on the fun of sassing the internet:

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Cue the internet being all:

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June 18, 2018

Scott and Sofia start living together again, with a source confirming to People, "Sofia again lives with him. Everything seems good now. It’s back to normal." Thank god. Now I can sleep at night!

July 12, 2018

Scott and Sofia hit up Greece for a romantic vacation. And um. He shares a photo of her naked butt, forcing me to get Sisqo's "Thong Song" stuck in my head for hours on end.

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Honestly, if I have to live through this, so do you:

Annnnd, that brings us up to date! This timeline will be updated with the next chapter of Scott and Sofia's romance, fear not.

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