Excuse us thank-you-please, for not bringing your attention to this fella-me-laddio before. It’s because until a minute, maybe two, ago, we had no idea who he was. Not entirely sure how he actually came to our attention one, maybe two minutes ago but come he did. He is an Aussie rugby type. David Williams. Not Walliams. Maybe he’s the reason David Walliams had to change his name from David Williams to Walliams. The perils of Equity, etcete-dolly-ra.

So the angle we’re going with for this story is that David Williams used to be a little bit of a munter. We give you David Bellamy, up there. Then he had a bit of a trim. And he ended up looking like this… (it’s worth it, incidentally. This is not one of those bollocks, disingenuous, Perez Hilton ‘If you’re easily offended don’t click through’ stories where you click through, all excited perhaps even with a cold sweat on, and it’s, you know, a picture of a famous wearing a bonnet at a jaunty angle. People, if you want offensive, all you need do is look at Perez Hilton). We digress. The picture-that-won’t-disappoint is after the dot-dot-dot…