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Paul Ryan Is Just A Local Down-Home Boy

He’s a greedy richeasse motherfucker lying about how he’s just a local yokel from down the block. Speaking of greedy richeasse motherfuckers lying about how they’re “just like you”, Ann Romney’s mawkish bulleshitte lies about how she and Mitt were just poor students eating dinner off an ironing board were fucken priceless. Even the credulous drunk republican filth filling the convention hall couldn’t wrap their minds around that howler, and you could hear the nervous “She didn’t just say that, did she?” tittering on the floor.

The true believers will totally buy this story. It is what they want to believe. The only antidote to the lies is to calmly repeat that this jerk is actually the spawn of a rich local family–and that he hugely benefitted by the Social Security safety net when he lost his dad at an early age. He didn’t build that.