Things To Do On Monday, May 9.

All Hail Queen Bey.

Get this, Quidditch is real. Sorta. In lieu of magic, those not afraid of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can play a close approximation of Harry Potter’s favorite sport.

Something else that is real is people that go out on Monday nights. Spotting them is much easier than skydiving, too. Your best bet is to start at the following list of spots. — Cory Graves

Beyonce at AT&T Stadium
Beyoncé could take a shit on the 50-yard line of Jerry World and people would talk about how inspiring and powerful she was. Who runs the world? Yonce. Get in formation already. — Paul Wedding