Depending on the circumstance, drugs can good or bad. Sometimes, it's hard to tell which it is. I'm referring to a friend of my dad. He left some crazy messages on my answering machine, so I decided to save them and put them up on my web page. The Ed Messages, as I call them, are the result of someone who probably needs to be taking more drugs. Go ahead and givethemalisten and you'll see what I mean.

I am fascinated, why don't you give us more background on what the hell is going on. People are shooting pellet guns at him?

Well, from what my dad explains, it's not that he's getting shot in the neck so much as they are implanting tracking-device pellets in his neck.

He's definitely got some kind of progressive paranoia-inducing mental disease; my dad tells me he used to be a pretty sharp, smart guy, but now he's unable to keep a job for very long and very, very paranoid.