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Dec. 25th, 2018

Public and Leander M

Baby Athelstan and I went for our first walk together today. We just went around the lake, and I had to carry him back because he still has tiny, stumpy legs. And he did not really like the lake. Something about it upset him a bit- It is probably the Christmas Spirit or something living in the water.

If anyone would like to come over for something to eat today then please just turn up.

[Leander]

Did Santa bring you anything interesting? I will have dinner for you, if you would like it.

Dec. 24th, 2018

Delivery: Leander Miller

[Santa may have taken it upon himself to sort out Leander's gift, just a little bit. Santa thinks a bag of heroin might be frowned upon by his elves. A small box, simply wrapped, arrives for him. Inside is a key and a note.

This was what I had under my tree for you. I want you to have somewhere safe to go. There are conditions, but we'll talk about them soon. For a better 2019 for both of us. x ]

Dec. 22nd, 2015

[Hookerville Neighbors, Public]

[As Sunshine F.]

[Eris, Leander, Destiny]I had a guy who brought Christmas cookies with him and then insisted on watching me as he had me eat way too fucking many. I ate one earlier and haven't died yet, so if you want any, come and get some. There's at least two dozen left, and I'm sure as fuck not going to eat all of them myself.

[Eris S.]You need anyone working over Christmas? I got nowhere else to be, so I can do it if you need.

[Public]Hey asshole who took my laundry out of the dryer two seconds after I put it in there and left to get groceries: Fuck you. There were at least three empty dryers you could've used. But no. I had to carry wet laundry back home because I didn't have any more quarters. Way to be a dickface during the holidays. Merry Fucking Christmas.