Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Having grown up with a bunch of other directionless yout' in Vancouver in the mid eighties punk/mod/rudeboy revival in western Canada, none of the hair products on the market today could keep that up... (well perhaps today they could) but most of the punks that I new had tried products they could afford... (which after the hairdye and bondage pants wasn't much I admit) and ended up resorting to the old tried and true stand by: egg whites and sugar, unwhipped. Worked excellent for hawks up to two feet high, but sadly, on cold windy days, you ran the danger of having your hawk break off in a crosswind.

The punks, mods, rude boys and non-nazi skins kept together in Vancouver because the Jocks, headbangers, preps and rednecks would roam around looking to kick the poop out of anyone who looked different. Me, I was a mod, till I realised they were all prats.