Your Xbox One is Secretly Using You as a Voodoo Doll (Video)

Aside from the bludgeoningly literal tagline of 'If it were anymore real, it would be real', Microsoft has released a new video for the Xbox One.

It's too bad that Microsoft is secretly advocating the use of dark magic while also draining you of your precious, precious bodily fluids. Because let's be honest, if you're not bleeding, you're not having a good time.