After following the bug around for a while, and playing a bunch of Internet Pong game[1], I finally discovered that my Apache VirtualHost config file had unfortunate AllowOverride settings.

Oh. Is THAT all.

Still: fixed! Yay! (By the way, the janky ?p=# permalinks this site used in the meantime will be automatically redirected to the proper post. Double-yay!)

Google has stale links, bug report that has gone from fixed to unfixed to fixed to unfixed, bug fixers redirecting questions to unspecified support forum threads, forum threads are all unanswered… you’ve played this game, right? [↩]