This morning on the Today show, Kristen Stewart was promoting the final Twilight movie when she was thrown a personal (and perhaps predictable) question: "Are you back together with Robert Pattinson?" She looked at the floor as she purred, "Funny you mention that." And then:

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Um… I'm just going to let people watch whatever little "movie" they would like to think our lives are and go for it, you know… Keep 'em guessing, I always say.

Then she swung her ankle back and forth like she wanted to stab someone with her shiny shiny sharp sharp heel. Body language: "Get me the fuck out of here and away from these fools."