I must admit I've enjoyed following the feisty Tamesider's antics in the house and will miss her strops and straight talking!

The housemates have been complaining about Glyn's temper so maybe he'll take the mantle from Lisa. Whatever happens I'm sure we're guaranteed a summer of bitching, backstabbing and if we're lucky maybe some bonding.

Who knows, maybe Imogen will cop off with Mikey, a rich footballer will be waiting for Nikki when she comes out of the house and Lea will become the next presenter of Eurotrash.

Either way – Jade Goody and Brian Dowling should be quaking in their boots.

23 June

IS IT just me or is Lea really starting to wind everybody up?

I think it's about time she decides whether she wants to be the busty seductress or warm and innocent mother figure.

She was winding Ashleyne up last night with her pathetic whinging to Pete. Asking him questions about who in the house he lusted after I'm sure she just wanted him to admit he was in love with her. The whole situation is sickening, I feel so sorry for Pete. If it was a man letching over a woman people would be quick to call him a pervert but Lea seems to just get away with it. Can she not seem to understand he just isn't attracted to her?

Now, we like it when our Lisa gets compliments but when Lea told her last night 'You've got a wicked body and a wicked personality' I can't help but think she's just trying to get her on side.

What I can't seem to understand though is why Lisa and Nikki seem to dislike Ashleyne so much – she seems pretty straight talking to me and I'm getting a bit sick of all the bitching, attention seeking and diva tantrums in that house.

22 June

OUR Lisa is up for eviction this week.

Once again her once good buddy Pete voted for her to face the public vote complaining about her constant swearing and bad temper.

In a punishment which left Nikki wailing (surprise surprise) Lisa, Glyn, Imogen, Lea and Nikki had to vote for one person to face the public vote in front of all the housemates.

Imogen and Lea voted each other, Glyn voted Nikki and if Lisa would have voted Glyn and Nikki-Lisa they would have all received one vote. However, Lisa chose to vote Nikki putting her up for eviction.

Nikki did the heartbroken dame routine again (it was amusing at first but now I think we're all getting a bit sick of it) in the diary room where she made sniffing noises and kept rubbing her eyes when there were actually no tears coming down her face.

Lisa told the diary room she intended to have 'loads of fun' to celebrate what could be her last few days. You get it started Lisa-that house needs some good wholesome fun-less tears and bitching and more laughter.

20 June

COULD Lisa at last have wreaked her revenge on the sexual terrorist?

Richard's found a brown deposit under his bed and thinks it's an offensive parting gift from 'horse faced' Grace.

The self confessed 'sexual terrorist' went into the diary room to tell Big Brother about he and Pete's discovery. 'Pete tried smelling it to see what it was,' he said and declared he suspected Grace had pooed there before she left.

Lisa had previously said she would like to poo on the beds of the housemates she didn't like, so could it have been her? Or is the brown matter just a piece of cake or some innocent equivalent and Richard is just letting his imagination run away with him?

Ashleyne came into the diary room and told BB the atmosphere was a lot calmer since Grace's departure so we need a bit of action. Come on Lisa, stir it up!

19 June

THINGS seem to have calmed down slightly since the wicked witch left the Big Brother house.

In a final act of bitchiness, which would ensure those with any feelings of pity for Grace totally disregarded them, the cabbage patch faced one threw a glass of water over Susie.

Causing tension even from the outside, arguments continued after Grace's departure when Ashleyne told the group Imogen and Lisa were part of the plan.

Lisa erupted and a full-scale argument ensued which lead to Richard jumping up and down to imitate our Ashton firecracker.

Lisa was called into the diary room for a warning about her 'aggressive' behaviour and Richard later tried to have a chat with her but she wasn't having any of it.

Despite the house war Nikki had her own 'serious issue' to deal with. She stormed into the diary room (in a teeny top and miniscule hotpants) demanding the air con was turned off because she was 'freezing coooooooooooooooold'.

Now as much as I love Nikki's teenage tantrums, the planet's burning up – get a jumper on love, you never hear our Lisa moaning about such rubbish.

16 June

HOUSEMATES performed their task about as well as England did in the first half of yesterday's match.

The group cheered as they heard the news that they'd broken the rules of the task by singing dozens of times. They will live on a basic shopping budget for the next week.

Nikki got upset last night about the impending eviction and cried to Susie and Lea that she didn't want to leave. Susie later went into the diary room to admit she felt sorry for Nikki but had little sympathy for hard faced Grace.

Grace and Mikey continue to get closer with him telling her he wants to meet her mother when they get out.

As much as she winds me up I can't help thinking the house will be a little dull without the sourfaced catalyst.

I still can't wait for tonight though. I wonder whether Grace will realise that people dislike her for her bitching and keep tight lipped during her post eviction chat with Davina.

And who will our Lisa become close to now? Grace seems to be a good friend to her in the house but I think she should try getting on better with Ashleyne who seems quite down to earth.

15 June

IT SEEMS Grace is taking her mind off the pending eviction by engaging in some under-the-duvet action with Mikey.

Either that or the frolics are a desperate ploy to stop people desperate for the housemates to get it on voting for her.

Ashleyne noticed the movement under the covers last night and woke Pete and Lea up to point it out.

Hopefully the activity will wash away the stresses of the day's task as housemates were commanded to 'swear their allegiance to the state of Susie'. Housemates had to salute their ruler, pledge their support to her, eat her favourite foods and were only allowed to sing her three favourite songs.

Nikki screamed and marched around the house to show her distaste for the task whereas Grace, as usual, just made those annoying faces that have had people across the country picking up the phones voting for her.

14 June

IF GRACE is trying to prove herself as a nice girl who can't understand why Susie voted for her she's going about it the wrong way.

Last night Nikki and cabbage patch kid face stole the new housemate's champagne OUT OF HER ROOM and drank it in the toilet. They later danced in their gold outfits in the garden which Ashleyne aptly described as 'pathetic'.

As cruel as they were last night they're still very entertaining - I wish they could both stay in.

Imogen, on the other hand, is still as dull as ever. She tried to keep out of last night's bitching by staying away from the toilet but our Lisa joined the fun and had a swig of the stolen champagne.

Lisa is fearful she'll be nominated next week after the two blondes told her: “Susie'll be gunning for you next”. If Lisa stays away from Grace and tones down her language a bit we're sure she'll be fine.

13 June

LISA proved she can stand her ground and was crowned the winner of the latest task.

The feisty Tamesider stood on her podium as part of the waiting game for more than eight hours winning herself immunity from being nominated this week.

Grace is still getting upset about the chants from the crowd on Friday night and after losing the waiting game task she knows she'll be up for eviction. Her and Mikey had a row after he asked her to stop crying. As much as I dislike Grace, do men just not get it? Sometimes women cry, it's what we do, get over it!

Pete is getting annoyed with Lisa continually asking him if he hates her. He jumped around yelling at her that she was his friend yesterday but tensions could get high with Pete's fondness for new resident Susie.

Lisa last night branded Susie a posh bitch during a conversation with Grace. Earlier Richard had called Lisa a 'venomous little troll' during a chat with Aisleyne in the bathroom.

12 June

GRACE is fretting after hearing chants to get her out of the house on Friday.

The rest of the group have been comforting Queen Plastic but she can't forget what she heard.

Speaking in the diary room she told Big Brother she feared it was because girls were jealous she was with Mikey. We really want our straight talking Lisa to tell her the real reason- it's because she bitches and stirs trouble all the time!

The new housemate Suzie has caused some controversy after inviting Ash, Glyn, Lea and Richard to an intimate meal. The housemates bitched about the group saying they wouldn't eat their scraps before promptly jumping on the leftover choccies when the group emerged after their meal.

Pete snogged Nikki during a game of spin the bottle but not much has been revealed about how Lisa feels about it. We're sure it'll all come to the surface in due course.

9 June

WHOEVER knew creepy crawlies could be so romantic?

Last night Lisa and Pete got a little closer studying an insect in the garden. Pete was telling Lisa how to appreciate the winged creature and they had a laugh over how scared she was getting of it.

Lisa has been working really hard in her role as house cleaner and unlike almost all of the other residents didn't complain once about her duties.

She relaxed after her shift in the tub and later caused lifeguards Mikey and Richard to use their tannoys by bombing into the water. Richard became increasingly agitated and Lisa responded by dumping his camouflage shorts in the water. He told her she'd 'never get a boyfriend' acting in this way and Lisa vented her anger later talking about Richard to Leah.

The funny moment last night was Grace asking Nikki if people on the outside would 'hate her because she's with Mikey'.

No love, we think your constant backstabbing and bitching may be more of a problem!

7/8 June

PETE'S got a real bee in his bonnet - and it's just the latest issue to create a divide between him and Lisa.

Pete and Lisa's friendship hasn't been as strong in the last week and he voted for her in the latest nominations. Nature-loving Pete took a further dislike to our Lisa after she shouted that a bumblebee in the garden should be killed.

She confronted him in the hot tub last night saying that she'd noticed they didn't seem as close. On realizing how much she'd upset him, she vowed never to kill another insect in her life.

Lisa also confessed to Grace she was angered by the fact that Aisleyne continually walked around semi clad in front of Pete. Grace tried to quench her fear by telling her “Aisleyne's a dog” and not to worry about it. Well at least dogs are reliable Grace!

It must be hard to maintain friendships in the house but we feel Lisa should take more care of her friendship with the loveable Pete and spend less time engaging in bitching sessions with Grace.

6 June

LISA spoke for all of us last night when she shouted 'I f******' hate this house!'.

Tension was at an all time high as a huge bitch fest began following Sam's admission to Lisa and Imogen that Lea, Richard and Aisleyne had been bitching about their clique.

Grace - shamefully acting as a mediator decided to approach Lea and tell her what had been said-in other words, cause more trouble but look like the honest one.

Sam broke down in tears and was comforted by perfect Pete and Richard-who has now gone up in my estimations although one can't help but wonder if he'd just being sympathetic to look like the nice guy.

Lea's gone way down in my books though as she seems to have been taken in by the plastics and my sympathies lie with Sam who seems way too unstable to be in the mad house.

Lisa, meanwhile, received a blow when she was banned from nominations after telling Imogen she nominated Richard and Lea last week. Aside from a few obligatory expletives she was gracious in accepting her wrongdoing.

5 June

THE bitching and jealous antics continue but our Lisa knows what's most important - her ham butty!

The housemates are still divided with Grace heading up the trendy clique with Imogen and Mikey but Lisa only had one gripe last night - Richard saying she shouldn't have a pre dinner snack.

Storming into the bedroom, Lisa asked Lea if she had a problem with her eating, to which Lea replied no but the tension in the air was clear.

Lisa went into the diary room where she really turned the air blue - even more so than earlier in the show where she asked to see Lea's magnificent mammories in the toilet.

Lisa is joining in the bitching - she really dislikes Lea, but she told Imogen that she had to help her 'look after Sam' last night. We're hoping it's because she can see the pre-op transsexual is genuinely insecure and not because she wants to increase the 'plastic's' army and make Sam side against Lea and Richard.

The fun continues ...

2 June

OUR LISA felt the pressure of nominations last night as she broke down in tears.

Confessing to Grace she felt she was responsible for Lea being up for eviction, Lisa said she felt sorry for the buxom blonde.

It must be a difficult environment for Lisa as she is torn between the two groups – Lea and Richard's family and the 'plastics' headed by Grace and Sezer. However, she is working hard to remain welcomed by both sets and rarely becomes the subject of bitching.

And Radio One DJ Chris Moyles this morning offered some support for our girl. On his breakfast show he described her as 'beautiful' and 'the best looking girl in the house'.

The Hattersley-born upholsterer received two nominations- the other coming from busty blond Lea following the pair's spat over Pete.

Lea, Richard and Sezer will face the public vote on Friday but could there be another early walk-out after Lea and Nikki argued over nominations earlier today? Your guess is as good as ours.

We think Lisa needs to start having more fun with Pete, even if it is only platonic and get away from all the bitching in the house.

31 May

BIG Brother is back on top form after introducing two new housemates to stir things up.

Our Lisa and Pete seem to have worked things out after he labelled her a bunny boiler when she kicked up a fuss about him sharing a bed with busty Lea.

Obviously worried about the situation, Pete confessed to fellow housemates he thought Tamesider Lisa was being a bit too clingy and a row later erupted.

Not to be made a fool of, our Lisa confronted Pete and seemed to work things out but it's unsure whether the romance we thought could blossom will do now.

Just when we were starting to get sick of the 'Plastics'' constant bitching, 27-year-old Aisleyne looks set to give as good as she gets and transvestite Sam looks like the nice girl/ guy we've been waiting for.

Obviously worried about their new rivals, last night Imogen, Grace and Sezer went into the bedroom to have a fastfire bitch session love up leaving the two Queen plastics knowing they were still Sleazer's favourites.

Although Nikki is the house's biggest diva, her tearful tantrums and demands are actually amusing and I'm thinking fellow model Aisleyne will take her under her fake tanned wing and they'll develop their own splinter Plastics group.