Reasons I Love America

There are many reasons to love America. Of course the United States is awesome, amazing, wonderful, complex, and every other cool adjective. But, the best thing is that its people don’t take themselves too seriously even when the country itself is super serious. Enjoy this ever expanding Top 100 Reason I Love America. (Along the way it will be the Top 10, Top 20, Top 50, and eventually the Top 100.)

Redneck Jokes are the last vestige of Freedom of Speech. They are the politically correct way to make fun of a group of people based on their culture. People's skins have gotten so thin that everyone takes offe...

Convenient Cleanliness. I’m specifically referring to the wet wipes for the toilet, although the ones for the kitchen, your eyeglasses, and baby bottoms are also in the same family of Reasons I Love America.
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Nothing in a kitchen is more convenient than the Garbage Disposal. Drop anything you don’t want in your house in it and it disposes of it like magic. Old rotten potatoes…gone. Mama’s special recipe Hambur...

At some point a genius thought, wouldn’t it be cool if you merged a bicycle with a steamboat? Well, it was. And the result is a sweat-powered little boat with a confusing steering system. Turn it right, it go...