The half pic half video stuff, i imagine, is the same as the meme pages putting static images with floaty shape effects on them as video’s to get around fuckbooks algorithms for showing certain content as priority. Might not look pretty but it gives certain content more screen time.

Are your balls not tucked safely away in your undies before you zip? How are you zipping up with your balls still out? Why are your balls directly over the zipper without your undies in the way? I have so many questions.

Even if you're one of those weirdos who sticks their peepee through their fly to take a leak without unbuttoning, it doesn't explain why your balls are out there too.

Have you ever seen a soldier attempt to use a heavy machine gun without the attached bipod? While running and gunning can be exhilarating—if not a downright HOOT—practicality demands the stability which the Bumped Scrote affords.

One time I zipped and got a bit stuck. My entire foreskin was still on the outside of my pants, despite being zipped up. I then had to work out what the fuck to do about it, how to explain why I wasn't wearing any underwear, and why I was pissing in the garden. It concluded with a hospital trip, a weird gel on my dick, and me being wildly embarrassed as a nurse cut my pants off me.

I’m enjoying the unexpectedness of this gif whole heartedly, but why the fuck is there an unnecessary artificial camera lens sun/light flair in every godamn shot. It doesn’t make your FX video “professional” “cuz the real pros do it outside so mine has to look like that.” It stupid and you’re stooped. Stop it.

Ok so, speaking of yellow watermelon. Once when I was a kid, my mom and I stopped unexpectedly at one of those side of the road produce stand trucks. We picked up a watermelon and continued home. When we opened it up at home it was yellow inside! It was the most delicious watermelon I have ever tasted and I have not found once since. How does one determine the colour of the inside flesh? Is there a way? Am I doomed to forever only enjoy mediocre watermelon!?

I was still amused when they showed the giant socket. Like, come on, an electrical outlet that large is just silly. Then I started becoming more annoyed, and when it got to the elevator, I got angry. Why does this affect me so much??