There are very few things that could strike utter fear in my soul, but Congress getting involved in college footbaw is one such thing. Orrin Hatch (Fucktarded Idiot-Utah) has introduced stupidity to try to get teams that suck into the BCS. Make no mistake, Hatch (a Republican) is making these moves because he wants THE FUCKING UTES in the championship game. This is actually patently WORSE than uSCCC being in the championship game. We are talking about THE FUCKING UTES, y'all.

Ring your Congressman/woman's phone off the friggin' hook. I mean it. If not, we are going to wind up watching Rutgers v. Harvard in the BCS "Championship Game" as the final college footbaw game of the freakin' year. Good Lord, hepp us all.