Lions and tigers and…killer spiders

Spiders aren’t the most popular insect to begin with, but they become even more terrifying when you hear they can kill you when you use the bathroom.

I was told to lift the seat if I use a public restroom to make sure there weren’t spiders there. Why? Because of a hoax chain email announcement informing people of a spider that made it to the United States via air travel.

The Two-Striped Telamonia supposedly hopped on a plane in India, and flew here to prey on Florida residents in Olive Garden bathrooms. This allegedly resulted in five deaths traced to puncture wounds on the buttocks and toxicity in the blood.

They built nests in bathrooms, and were found under toilet seats, where they attacked these people. Smart little things, finding humans at their most defenseless state…

The report doesn’t seem too ridiculous, and it’s a good thing it was proven to be a hoax because I probably would never leave the house again.