Australia’s Cricket Team Sucks So Bad RN That They Got Outshone By A Cop

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For a myriad of reasons, most of which are their own boneheaded doing, the Australian Cricket Team is extremely not good right now.

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Last night’s whimpering One Day International loss to South Africa in Hobart brought a particularly miserable 2018 ODI campaign to a close. One that featured just two wins from thirteen matches, making it statistically the worst year for our ODI side since 1978. More to that, at just 15%, Australia has the lowest ODI winning percentage of any nation in 2018. Ireland won more ODI matches in 2018 than Australia did. Against minnow opponents, sure. But the facts are the facts.

In fact, outside of Shaun Marsh deciding to actually show up, the chief highlight of last night came not from the playing field, but from the stands.