Chad Ochocinco Hits Roscoe’s; Rihanna Tapes Up Her Tatas at Ago

Remember when Chad Ochocinco was denied entry to Katana and exploded over the injustice through Twitter? Well, the flashy sushi restaurant has clearly lost the football superstar’s business to Roscoe’s, who rarely denies anyone their chicken and waffles, save for the drunk and abusive. Elsewhere, Rihanna proved she might be running out of fashion ideas while dining at Ago, eschewing the practicality of today’s popular meat dress by slapping electrical tape on a white tee in X’s over her breasteses. Still, Ri’s costume is somehow less offensive than Hayden Christensen demonstrating his Canadian pride in a maple leaf cap while eating in the Valley. Ew! See where else celebs have been dining in strange sartorial splendor in our celebrity settings column.

Ago: Rihanna ate while dressed in a funny hat and tape on her tetas. [Rihanna Daily]