Epic Mash-Up Jams Every 2012 Pop Hit Into Eight Minutes

If you love dance parties, but just don't have it in you to physically move for more than 10 minutes without experiencing chest pain, here you go! This pop "danthology" squeezes 55 songs that got stuck in your head at the grocery store this year into eight minutes.

Depending on your tastes, this is either the best or worst thing that has ever happened in the history of music. To some, it's got Chris Brown, Pitbull and Ke$ha! To others, dear Lord, Chris Brown, Pitbull and Ke$ha!?