Posts Tagged ‘ow’

I finally downloaded the images of my poor, utterly destroyed knees as a result of my tumble last Monday. Unfortunately the images don’t really look all that impressive but I have made some simple diagrammatical additions to help you see how TERRIBLE my accident was and how I almost DIED from knee banging.

I was stung by a bee on the weekend. Had I been allergic, I could have died. As I am not allergic, I simply whimpered and said “OW! OW! OW!”

It’s amazing how a creature that is so much smaller than us can affect us so easily. I wish I had a poison-filled sting poking out of my behind that I could stick into people who got in my way. Watch out, world. The bee has given me ideas.