The "So You Think Your Family is Dysfunctional?" Test

Hi! And welcome to my "So You Think Your Family is Dysfunctional?" Test. Everyone says they're from a dysfunctional family, but how many of us can say that with honesty and authority? This test, through a series of uncomfortable and probing questions, will evaluate the true depths of your family's dysfunctionality, so the next time someone says THEIR family is dysfunctional, you can look them straight in the eye and say, "Oh yeah? I bet my family is WAY more dysfunctional than yours!" (Which, by the way, sounds like something a dysfunctional person would say.)