Lore Tiller | UGBCreature - Dryad
Flying
When Lore Tiller enters the battlefield, draw two cards and then
discard up to two cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each card
discarded this way.1/1

Sheen Tracer | 1RCreature - Orc Wizard
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery card with converted mana
cost equal to 1, you may pay 2. If you do, copy that spell. You
may choose new targets for that copy.2/1

Goblin Landscaper | RCreature - Goblin
Trample
When Goblin Landscaper deals damage to a player, if that player
controls no Plants, put a 0/1 green Plant token under that player's
control. Nobody could deny Gurt had a green thumb, they all took it literally.2/2

Unstable Graft | UGEnchantment - Aura
When Unstable Graft enters the battlefield, put three +1/+1 counters on
enchanted creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a +1/+1 counter from enchanted
creature. If you do, draw a card.

Mourning Maro | 1BGCreature - Elemental Nightmare
Mourning Maro's power and toughness are equal to the number of
cards in your hand.
Whenever Mourning Maro deals damage, draw that many cards.
Whenever Mourning Maro is dealt damage, discard that many cards.*/*

Ad Libitum | RRSorcery
Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that
card. If you do, repeat this process.

Burning Library | 1REnchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, discard a card.They made fuel out of their folios, combustible out
of their compendiums.

Inaw, Wastes Guide | 1WCreature - Fox Spirit
Whenever you would draw a card, if an opponent controls more
lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card
instead and put it in your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
Whenever you would draw a card, if an opponent controls more
creatures than you, you may search your library for a white
creature card instead and put it in your hand. If you do, shuffle
your library.2/2

Startling Developments | 3UUSorcery
Draw a card and discard a card. Then, draw two cards and discard a card.
Then, draw three cards and discard a card.

Seal with Sands | WBSorcery
You gain 20 life.
At the beginning of the end step, you lose the game.

Might Makes Right | 5RGSorcery
Destroy each noncreature permanent.

Agent Provocateur | 3RRSorcery
Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of
it until end of turn. It gains haste. Untap all other creatures you
control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Carcass Cremator | RRCreature - Orc Shaman
Whenever a creature you control is put into a graveyard from
play, remove it from the game. If you do, you may add to
your mana pool.The shaman clans in the Dor-Wor crags are divided in two:
those who perform these rituals for their gods, and those
who perform them for their recipes.
2/2

Grand Brutalizer | 3RRCreature - Orc Berserker
Grand Brutalizer can only be blocked by all creatures defending player controls.Many hands are needed to fight a brutalizer - if you need any proof, look at how many are strewn across the battlefield. 6/2

Merchant of Landedge | 1RCreature - Goblin
Whenever you would draw a card, exile the top two cards of your library instead. You may play those cards while they remain exiled until end of turn.The products of tomorrow, yesterday.2/1

I'll get to it! May be a few days, I have a busy weekend (and that's a lot of cards) but trust me, they'll be done soon!

Newer iPhones fit all of these things, although they're not cheap. Unlocked phones for T-Mobile are E.X.P.E.N.S.I.V.E., even for the older iPhone 4's ($450 for an unlocked, $0 for AT&T/Verizon/Sprint). I say goo with an Android, although I have zero experience with those. Maybe a Galaxy S III (I hear good things about those)

I was working on a project for half an hour on Pages (which doesn't autosave). A teacher asked me to get off. I said "I need 5 more minutes so I can save." She walked over, quit Pages, clicked "Don't Save", and logged me out. "What the hell was that for?"