>be playing Fallout NV
>have to murder Big Sal and Nero
>shit I actually liked that one song from that last guy
>Conchi or whatever his name is has to give me a gun
>Conchi's head starts spinning into his chest.
>"Here's that gun I promised you, by the way"
>his head stops spinning as he finishes talking
What the fucking hilarious fucking shit did I just witness?

I haven't gotten there yet. I was saving all the Missile Launchers and Grenade Launchers that I stole from the Boomers to use there, but I decided to murder everyone in the Brotherhood of Steel with them instead.

I don't have Science at 100 to just active the Self-Destruct. So I'm murdering everyone inside to get the three cards to active the boom instead. Shit's hilarious. I clear out a room, run back into the computer place, and sleep in the bed, get fully healed and kill more and more.

...I know what I'm gonna do on my second profile.
I wasted my stealth boys escaping from difficult situations. Arniss or whoever the guy who escorts you across to the Strip is... the faggot sent 10 men after me and the only reason I survived was because I half my stealth boys as I pummeled his men with the Rebar Club