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[sigh]
- OH, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
MY NAME IS JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME.
I WAS JUST KICKING THIS GUY'S ASS, AND--
YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM DOUBLE IMPACT--
[explosion]
TIME COP,--
[explosion]
AND OF COURSE, MY NEW MOVIE, "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"
IN A THEATRE AND ON-DEMAND.
[gun cocking]
NOW...
[explosion]
I'M HERE TODAY, BECAUSE I PARTNERED
WITH FUNNY OR DIE, FOR A NEW, AND
EXCITING CONTEST. IT'S THE JEAN
CLAUDE VAN DAMME'S MAKE MY MOVIE CHALLENGE.
FUNNY OR DIE HAS DEVELOPED A BRAND NEW
TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL ALLOW ME, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME
TO STAR IN YOUR MOVIE,
WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MEET WITH YOU.
I'LL LET THE NERDS TAKE IT FROM HERE.
- HEY, WHAT'S UP? ANDREW KRAMER HERE
FROM FUNNY OR DIE LABS.
WHEN WE BEGAN PLANNING THE JCVD'S MAKE MY MOVIE
CHALLENGE, WE REALIZED IT WAS UNFEASIBLE
TO PHYSICALLY SEND JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME TO EVERYONE
WHO WANTED TO MAKE A MOVIE.
- WE INVENTED A REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY
THAT ALLOWS US TO TAKE COLORED WALLS
AND MAKE THEM INVISIBLE, INSIDE A COMPUTER.
- CHECK THIS OUT.
[machine gun]
[explosion]
IMAGINE ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTION
STARS IN HISTORY IN ONE GREAT PACKAGE.
- AND THE PRICE...NOTHING.
BACK TO YOU JC.
I'M PUTTING YOU IN THE DIRECTOR'S CHAIR.
YOU'VE GOT 2 WEEKS TO MAKE MY MOVIE.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I ALMOST FORGET
YOU MAKE THE BEST MOVIE, YOU WIN A PRIZE.
A COMPUTER, A SIGNED DVD, OR SOMETHING.
CHECK ON THE WEBSITE.
ALRIGHT, EVERYTHING OKAY?
- (DIRECTOR): ACTION
- I LOOK GOOD, HUH?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I'LL COVER YOU!
[machine gun]
GREAT JOB.
[gun shots]
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
[explosion]
[screams]