Definitely a Player

This dildo is definitely worth it. It feels good, looks (pretty) realistic, and will keep you wanting to use it. The suction cup provides an added option for bathtime fun too. If nothing else, you could make it a fancy new door-knocker.

I will admit: the first thing this toy got used for was being stuck to my living room wall. The suction cup backing has many uses including turning this toy into a festive conversation piece. I digress. This toy really is cool. I'd recommend it primarily for solo use as the flexible nature of it can make it more difficult to hit a good spot (or easier to hit a bad spot) if someone else is using it on you. The backing has a suction cup, as noted before, so I imagine one could find some really creative ways to use it. Though I have not had the pleasure of doing so, I could see this being a real winner if you have a bathtub (or large stall shower, I suppose). I would recommend taking the care to corn-starch it afterward to prevent it cracking from water damage, but it seems like someone could have some decent fun sticking it to the bottom of the tub. This is probably best enjoyed as a solo activity. I would definitely recommend using this with a condom - not only as a means to prevent transmission of STDs/STIs (the skin is very prone to absorption), but because of the texture of the toy, it might feel less-than-awesome if you're not using lube which could have a negative long-term impact on the toy.

This toy is supposed to be realistic, and the "skin" feeling of it definitely comes close to achieving that. While the "balls" aren't really my favorite aspect of it, they do look pretty real (minus, you know, the suction cup behind them which is a feature I have never noticed on a biological dude). It doesn't smell great if you put your face near it, but it also doesn't have a strong odor as-is. It's somewhat firm but springy. (OK, that is not the best word choice but close). The material is great for stimulation. Its squishy-yet-firm structure means that, while you're still getting stable and strong penetration, it can also move with your body which allows for maximum sensation and happy-feelings. While it also makes it a little difficult to angle, unlike a harder dildo, it has the benefit of being less likely to angle the wrong direction and hurt. This isn't harness-compatible unless you've got a harness with a very small ring, and even then, I don't think the suction cup is tough enough to stay in a harness. I also doubt you'd get very good action with it in a harness due to the flexibility of the toy.

If you're someone that likes the balls, I say go for it. They are a little distracting if you're not so keen on them being there, but it's worth it to have to ignore them. They do make the balls pretty realistic. The girth is a little wide if you're not used to taking on a serious toy. It's definitely not a beginner's dildo; It's good if you're looking to work your way up; the texture/squishiness is pretty forgiving.

Is this suitable for travel? Probably not. Given the new TSA guidelines, it will definitely get your bag searched, so if you're going to travel with it, stick it in your checked luggage and not carry-on.

Best part about this dildo is definitely the combination of size and texture. It feels great without being really overwhelming or painful. The big downside is that it is rigid enough that it doesn't quite hit the g-spot without some serious maneuvering; the last thing I want to be doing when I'm using a sex toy is trying to play internal Tetris just to have an orgasm. If it's going to be that rigid, it should be curved a little (even though it's supposed to be realistic), and if not, it should be a little more flexible to easily reach the g-spot.

You should cornstarch this dildo after you use it near/around/with any fluids. It will keep the toy from drying out and cracking. Always, always, always use a condom with this one. I said it before, and I'll say it again: anything that easily absorbs fluid can also easily absorb bacteria, STDs, STIs and HIV, so glove this before you love this. It makes for easier use with lube, anyway, and it means that you won't have to worry about the lube you're using destroying the toy.

Easy to clean

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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