U18 bandsMaybe it's all the hormones in meat these days, but surprisingly decent child musicians are popping up everywhere. Baby geniuses have sure come a long way since Hanson. Recommended U18 bands: frYars (specifically the song "The Ides"), Cajun Dance Party, and Bombay Bicycle Club

frYars, presumably trying to sneak out past curfew.

Going Down

U18 gigsFuck, we're getting old.

Queasy ListeningThe inexplicably popular-yet-naff music by the likes of Maroon 5, Snow Patrol, and Keane.

Linkin Park clothing line

Dear Fashion Genie, please please please grant us our wish of NO MORE celebrity/fashion collaborations for at least a year. In return, we vow never to make fun of girls who wear Mavi jeans again.