wait…it’s making sense now. Kirstie had “just got shagged in the back seat” hair…Mayer has “I just want to die” look on his face. Two mysteries solved in one post! I feel like freakin John Holmes here! (bet you thought I’d say Sherlock, huh?)

He’s probably thinking…”Hmm, who can I screw now and talk about later….wonder what Taylor Swift’s up to”….Eww, never mind….she did that Gyllenhall guy…Jennifer Aniston’s still single….Oh, hell no!….I’d rather masturbate!”