Puffed up, plucked and ready for roasting, here's this year's best of the worst.

Prior to that, Francisco Goya late in his life dressed as a servant to infiltrate the estate of the 1st Marquess of Westminster and gain access to his private collection, featuring Gainsborough's oil masterwork Blue Boy, which he painted over as Lime Green Boy With Purple Polka-Dots. Witnesses overheard Goya giggling, but did not catch him in time. (It cost the Marquess $85,000 in today's dollars to restore.)

What we're saying is: we understand where Landeros was coming from. But we still think he's a dick.

We hope The Grand Bird has been sufficiently sated, and will leave us in peace for another year. Here's hoping for a stupidity-free 2013, but we have a feeling the Turkey will be back for more.

Chris Curry

No United Nations conspiracy can get past Houston Councilwoman Helena Brown.

Aaron M. Sprecher

No one with an eight-year, multimillion-dollar contract should look this unhappy.

SO MANY TURKEYS, YET YOU FOLKS LEFT OUT THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THEM ALL, CONSTABLE VICTOR TREVINO, THE MEXICAN-BORN SHIT FACE THAT IS THE BIGGEST BANDIDO TO EVER WEAR A TEXAS PEACE OFFICER BADGE. HE WAS INDICTED LAS NOV. 16, 2012, ON FOUR FELONIES OF CORRUPTION - BUT THIS MORON REFUSES TO STEP DOWN AND WAIT FOR HIS TRIAL LIKE A MAN OF INTEGRITY. HERE'S AANOTHER CLINCH, THE GRAND JURY DO NO KNOW ABOUT OTHER SHENANIGANS, INCLUDING HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH RUBEN GUERRA, A HEROIN CONVICTED FELON AMONG OTHER CRRIMES. I HAVE A LOT OF SCOOP ON THIS RELATIONSHIP AND MANY OTHER SHENANIGANS BY TREVINO CHECK IT OUT AT facebook.com/J.j.Garcia

I AM AN EXPOSED MARINE VETERAN - COLON CANCER, LOST LEFT EAR HEARING, LOST TWO FINGERS, HAD TWO FACIAL SURGERIES, AND MY EYESIGHT SUCKS TOO, THEREFORE I TYPE IN CAPS. IF THAT BOTHERS YOU, I AM THE ONE THAT HAS PAID DEARLY WITH MY HEALTH ISSUES. SATISFIED?.

I notice you managed the link in lower case. Meanwhile I come from a family of jarhead vets and I promise you, your service doesn't cover acting an @ssclown. Consider increasing your screen resolution/font size.