The word "dildo" is possibly a corruption of Italian "diletto" (for "delight"). The word may derive from the words "Dil Doul", literally meaning an erect penis. The phrase is used in an old song named "The Maids Complain for want of a Dil Doul".

A double-bed and a stalwart lover, for sure, these are the riches of the poor.

Some larger dildos are intended for visual appeal only and should not be used for penetration. Dildos can transmit disease between users in the same way as other forms of sexual contact, and should not be shared among users where this is a concern. This is particularly true for dildos made of porous or micro-porous materials, such as most soft synthetics. On the other hand, smooth stainless steel or Pyrex dildos are easier to clean, non-porous, and can be more easily sanitized, either chemically or by boiling.

"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." –Marquis de Sade

"Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust." –Marquis de Sade

An artist, a photgrapher, a skateboarder, an entrepreneur, & a dildo expert?

Posted By: Jacob on February 14th, 2010 at 12:36PM PST

Is that little tidbit of info from Wikipedia?
I want the one I can't have,and it's driving me all over maaayeayead.
Aren't all Holidays made up pretty much?
I usually jizz on some toilet paper,then throw it in the bowl. It's easier cause the angle i'm at doesn't allow me to go into the toilet bowl. use the Pythagorean theorem. A, being how far back I'm on the toilet seat. B being how low I'm in the seat. and C being my dick.

I want to kick that one dude in the Balls. Where can I get some silicone like that? looks like it would work wonders injecting it into boobs.

So far today I've masturbated again. Ate some candy and felt fucking fat from the sugar. And switched my Indy's with my Krux on my Toy board while watching Surf's Up on Cartoon Network. Just called my honey too.

Whoever in the last photo looks like the have a rat-tail mullet.

Posted By: ♥Jgonzalez♥ on February 14th, 2010 at 02:06PM PST

Hey, what about the horny young ladies. We're the one's that really like dildo's anyway.

Posted By: GIRL afraid on February 14th, 2010 at 03:28PM PST

Thanks Ed!

Posted By: GIRL afraid on February 14th, 2010 at 03:40PM PST

Thank you Ed for this great blog post.

Posted By: Lurking Octopus on February 14th, 2010 at 05:59PM PST

Does Morrissey's pompadour move back and forth while he's having sex?

Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 14th, 2010 at 10:06PM PST

thats a trick question; morrissey does not have sex

Posted By: crayons on February 15th, 2010 at 12:05AM PST

he's totally stil a virgin.
Had anyone seen that shit where he gets hit by a bottle? He was probably like "sigh... I wish people weren't,like,so ignorant and would recycle,man."
http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/morrissey-bottle-450x296.jpg

Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 15th, 2010 at 02:33AM PST

Those aren't Toy socks..

What is everyone's favorite song/album/artist as of late?

Posted By: Jacob on February 15th, 2010 at 10:08AM PST

Yea, i saw that Jgonz. Someone also told him to f-off too and he called him out and had him escorted out. I saw him in Chicago last year, it was amazing.
He says he isn't a virgin no more. From what it looks, I think he and Kristeen Young had a thing going on... she also makes pretty good music.

As of right now i only listen to spanish music, (most english radio stations suck right now)

Posted By: benzan on February 15th, 2010 at 01:12PM PST

Julieta Venegas is muy bien.:)

Posted By: GIRL afraid on February 15th, 2010 at 01:23PM PST

sex is not as important as eating or drinking. i ve gone without sex for 3 years thats why im better than everyone here on earth. i a m the second coming of jesus , i have no job, live with my mother , masturbate constantly, lift weights, do pull ups and read all day.

i worked on valentines, skated at night, and we went to a buddy's place to "celebrate" our friendship (because in mex it isnt ALL about sex, love, morrissey and dildoes FYI), then i gave an erotic massage to this girl in my car.

benzan, if you're into spanish music go for eskorbuto, caifanes, todos tus muertos, manu chao... julieta venegas sold out and is a ho.
yep yep.

Posted By: fresh from mex on February 15th, 2010 at 03:20PM PST

I like Julieta Venegas,... i agree a bit with you. As long as i get to see her play some old stuff soon. After 'Si' she kinda lost it, we'll see after her new album.