()()(0.0)( -- )This bunny is striving for world domination. He needs your help.

A note on my username.

- the actual spelling of my name is ordinary, Fiona. But I like Ffeona for internet useage. Also;

- I'm not sarcastic. I'm also not in anyway female, a brunet, I've never worn glasses and don't live in England. I have no idea why you would think those things. If my best friend told you, then maybe you should be looking at her thinking 'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit'. Tut tut. But I say, at least sarcasm is a form of wit.

And now we've descovered I'm crazy and you're persistant (as you would have to be to have read though my babbling) I think I should warn you that I am sarcastic. Maybe. Just a little...

OFFICIAL INTRODUCTION

- Hi I'm Fiona, I'll be twenty on the 17/10/09 and I live in the south of England. I'm a university student which is why I don't update my stories for long time sometimes!

I love Charmed, Torchwood, Doctor Who, The O.C., Hollyoaks, Firefly, CSI, Criminal Minds, and Roswell. Cheers and Ta for reading this. I admire you, I'd have given up on the second word.

Please R&R my stories.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (Y)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space (or facebook 2008/9)

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV ~(Y!!)

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

In the beginning, Chase thought his problem was that he'd rather be anything, ANYTHING but in love with House. After the denial stops, he realizes that problem was nothing to all the ones that come after. (Starts in Detox, stays pretty close to canon though there will be divergences.) (Fic is currently in the process of some renovations, lol)

Six years ago she made a decicion. Now she has a diffent life. What happens when familiar people appear back to her current life? CS Warning! FF relationship so if that ain t you thing you better hide right now. T for now, might change later...

Gil & Greg slash. After Viva Las Vegas, Greg discovers something about Grissom that will change their lives. NEW: Gil swore he'd made it easy on Greg when -and if- the young man decided to end their relationship. The time has come. Or has it?

AU. Wyatt is married to Autumn but he loves Chris. He's now willing to do anything to get him back. Contains slash, rape, incest between WyattXChris. Full summary inside. Takes place after Piper gets pregnant with Chris. Sorry I don't know what espisode.

Piper thought that she split Chris and Wyatt up by separating them when they were children. Little did she know that Phoebe had a plan of her own. But, when something happens to Chris will it all have been for nothing? Warning Slash incest WC rape !DONE!

Chris casts a spell to let him have some peace, unfortunately, his spell backfires, and he turns himself into his six year old self, with no memory of why he's in the past. On top of that, Leo turned the Elders agains Chris, and the CO's have to stop it

Gil and Greg slash. Also WS. Romance, humor and a little drama. How Greg changed Gil's life. Along the way, they share Christmas with Greg's family, and lunch with Warrick and Sara. Talk about awkward!

AU. Set right after Prince Charmed. Chris told the sisters and Leo that Wyatt was in fact the evil from his future, but Piper didn't accept it. So she decided she had to see for herself so she could prove that Chris was wrong. Totally Pipercentric. R&R.

Alec/Max Breeding partners fic. Rewriting the events of Designate this so Max ends up back at Manticore with Alec but not for revenge. She makes a deal that saves Logan's life but puts her own back in Renfro and Alec's hands. UPDATED!

Very AU: Chris is not related to the Charmed Ones; he still comes to the past. Eventual Chris/Piper. Includes charcaters like future-Piper, evil-Wyatt, Melinda Halliwell, and Paget. Is Chris an innocent or a demon sent to trick them? I suck at summaries!

What if Chris had been betrayed? Wyatt reached the sisters first. What if all Chris's life Wyatt had been there for him? What if Chris didn't know the difference between brotherly love and what Wyatt did to him? Slash - incest. UPDTED as of 23/06/09!

Chris Perry has a secret and its about to come out. Slash. AU: Chris isn't a Halliwell but he is in love with one in the future. If only his lover wasn't evil, and if only he knew how to save the future and his relationship. Now Complete.

Slash, incestuous overtones that may become more explicite. Under-age-ish. Nathan has used Lucas in their past, more than any of their friends know. Now even though they've moved on, Peyton making a discovery threatens to change everything! CH11 now up!

SLASH - NO INCEST - AU - Lincoln Burrows and Michael Scofield both get sent to Fox River and end up as cellmates. Pairings: pre-Mike/Linc one-sided Michael/T-Bag, Michael/Sara, Lincon/Veronica, and LJ, Nika, Bellick, Sucre... plus an OFM Juliet Scofield

Slash - Incest - AU - Nathan/Lucas. Luke grew up not knowing about Nathan but meets him through a esort agency and then goes to find his father, dicovering his brother too. Please comment. Thanks. NEW CHAPTER UP!

Set in the unchanged future but Piper doesn't die and Chris has to answer some uncomfortable questions about his and Wyatt's relationship. SLASH INCEST underage and violence. With other characters such as Paige, Cole, Richard, and many OCs.

The Charmed Ones go into a suspicious portal and end up in the unchanged future. Set in season six. Chapter one told from Paige's point of view. Chriscentric storyline but also Paige centric POV. NEW CHAPTER! SLASH. charcaters include Cole and Wyatt.

Before You Catch Up With Yourself. AU in which Samnever left with Dean in the pilot. Now its two years later and Sam calls Dean up about a Hunt. Wincest. Jess is alive. AU. Jo is involved. No Dean/Jo. Please R and R.

Sam/Jess, Dean/Sam. AU - John kept the supernatural a secret from Sam and Dean forcing them to raise themselves with no explanation. When John goes missing Dean has to convince Sam to help him and teach him about the Supernatural; Other characters involve

AU - the team first meet Ianto Jones as a prostitute and from there on things take an interesting and sometimes heart-wretching turn of events including shocking discoveries about Ianto's mother. Over all Jack/Ianto pairing. Very full of Angst. Complete.

Slash - OZ/SVU xover. Beecher/Keller Stabler . This story is post OZ and assumes a twist in the fate of Keller means he becomes Stabler but no one can outrun their past. What will Stabler do when confronted with Keller's actions and Toby?

Justin is Michael's little brother from NYC however he's never met the gang. Read to find out what happens when he visits his big brother in the Pitts! BrianJustin pairing eventually. Rated for mature language. NEW CHAPTER UP NOW!

Summary: set during 3x10 'Merry Little Christmas'; when Cameron goes to a detox-ing House’s apartment looking for a diagnosis she finds Chase is already there in a non-work related capacity. House/Chase slash.

House/Chase SLASH Chase is married to Cameron but sleeping with House which leads to the break down of his marriage. How will Chase and House handle this new development? New summary. Better than it sounds!

ON HOLD Will have Slash. Melinda Halliwell comes back from the future to warn Chris about something. She isn't as worried about 'future consequences' as Chris is. story assumes Chris isn't who we find out he is. NEW UPDATE! CH3 NOW UP!

Jack returns and wants to find out what everyone has been up to since he left so he takes a look at the Hub cameras. Ianto centric with Tosh, Gwen and Owen. Slashy but nothing explicit sorry . READ it's better than you think.

GSR angst fic. It's season seven and Grissom is leaving on a six month sabbatical. Sara's is hurt and they end up seperated for a much longer time. What happens when a murder case involving a fifteen year old girl brings them back together?

Each chapter is a different way Grissom and Sara could have been discovered together in season sixseveneight. Comments are like air. Suggestions are welcome. So far Catherine discovers them, as does Greg, Warrick! Chpt3 references to sex not explicit.

SethRyan pairing. Slash. AU from the last episode of series one where Seth leaves to go to Portland and Ryan leaves to be with Theresa. Set years later. Seth never went back to the OC but does visit occasionally. Review if you want more! ON HOLD!

AU JustinBrian will contain characters such as Daphne, Linds, Mel, Debbie, Hunter, Justin's parents and Emmett, Michael, and Ted. AU from ep1. Justin came out and got chucked out, so he's had to make a living in less than honest ways. Enter Brian Kinney.