Lady Gaga: “More People Will Watch My Halftime Show Than Watched The Bears All Season”

HOUSTON, TX – As preparations continue for Superbowl 51 in Houston this week, Lady Gaga took time out of her rehearsal schedule to take a jab at the Chicago Bears who she referred to as “pathetic losers”.

“You’d think that I didn’t watch football, but you couldn’t be more wrong. I love to watch the pigskin fly.” Gaga told The Cob.

After taking questions from the media, Gaga started to lay into the Bears in a very impromptu tongue lashing.

“During the halftime show, we will have more talent on the stage than all of the Bears have combined.” She continued.

“Cutler is done. I can be their quarterback. I can at least juke out of that pocket and get the ball downfield.” Ms. Gaga concluded.