EVERYONE!!! Meet Caboose's newest best friend! His name is FRECKLES!!!! He's a Mantis Battle Mech!!! Freaking BEAST!!!! And holy shit, y'all need to hear his voice! Yes, Freckles can talk! And he reminds me of ED-209 from Robocop, but more badass!!!

Its a damn good thing Church is gone for the moment, considering all the other times Caboose has had a massive machine of death under his (very unique) control...things haven't ended well for Church...

...I actually kind of pity Church if he comes back at some point and Freckles is still there...I'm betting we all know what might happen the moment the two meat.

True, but I have complete faith in Caboose to somehow work around that little detail. I mean its Caboose, if he isn't making Church's life as messed up as he possibly can...then he wouldn't be doing his job.

Caboose is so backwards. He has fears about the weirdest things (i.e. 'catching' pregnancy, the Tooth Fairy's anger, saving Tucker) and yet will practically put a Mantis on a leash and stroll around the canyon with it. That's why we love him

I don't know. Freckles seems more obedient than Sheila. He seemed pretty tempted to kill Grif and Simmons, but when Caboose said NO he stood down immediately. That shows that he has more control over him. Sheila was more stubborn, even in the first season. She seemed to argue with people a lot, even her own team.