And for those who don’t believe he’s an actual heterosexual, Rodrigo was putting all confusion to the side by slobbing down his lady love right on the sidewalk in front of the restaurant. Yes. Romantic.

NOT.

What do you think about the Human Ken’s relationship? Is it possible he isn’t faking his straight lifestyle? And what do you think has this guy going back over and over again to get knifed up? Will he ever be satisfied?