And the baby is amaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiiing!!! I mean, okay, it's only been alive for like a day, so it's pretty much just a standard baby so far. BUT. Its name is Olive (CUTE) and it came out of Drew Barrymore and I like her. Also her weird non-celebrity husband is handsome! Congratulations, you crazy kids!

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"We are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Olive Barrymore Kopelman, born Sept. 26th, healthy, happy and welcomed by the whole family. Thank you for respecting our privacy during this most special time in our lives," the couple released in a statement.

"To hire 'experts' to comment and say that I am sick is totally, totally irresponsible, and dangerous, and you should know better … And I'm not on any drugs. I had some bourbon before I came out here." And: "Lay off with that stuff because it hurts my feelings."

Family Guy creator and Stallion Who Mounts the Khaleesi Seth McFarlane has been chosen to host the Academy Awards next year, which is...weird. But okay.

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The Emmy-winning TV animation mogul was chosen in large part for mastermindng Summer 2012′s huge R-rated comedy motion picture Ted: the $420 million worldwide box office hit was MacFarlane's feature directorial debut, and he co-wrote and produced and voiced the title character, too. The success of the pic gave him street cred with the snobby film community.

It did? Ted? People saw that? Anyhoo, I don't love Family Guy but that episode when everything Peter touches turns to Robin Williams is brill. [Yahoo!]

"My son is my world and my daughter is my new world. So, it all combines," Disick told Us when hosting a party at Chateau nightclub at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas Saturday. "It's pretty unbelievable starting another chapter in your life. It's a lot better than not having children."