Words Assured to Tick Off Any Man

By

Joe Queenan

Oct. 4, 2013 9:15 p.m. ET

Redbook's website has just published a list of things you should never say to a man. Why not? Because they will make him go ballistic. The list includes such incendiary remarks as: "Your tummy is so cute," "Do whatever you want," "Do you think I actually believe you?" "You're just like your dad" and the real, Katy-bar-the-door, no quarter-asked-and-none-given haymaker in this epic inter-gender brouhaha, "I really don't respect you."