TMZ - “Sandlot” star Tom Guiry (who played Smalls in the movie) has taken the name “Colossus of Clout” to a new level — law enforcement sources tell TMZ. He was arrested for headbutting a cop … after trying to kick him in the face. The story is crazy. We’re told Guiry was at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston over the weekend when a United Airlines employee concluded he was too drunk to fly. Law enforcement sources tell us, the employee contacted an airport cop, who approached Guiry and gave him two options: a public intoxication arrest, or the drunk tank. Guiry then made a terrible mistake — allegedly becoming belligerent and verbally abusive … and even threatening the officer. Guiry then allegedly tried kicking the cop in the face and then scored a headbutt. Guiry was taken down and cuffed … and booked for felony assault on a police officer. We’re told the officer’s injuries were minor. Guiry posted $5,000 bail and was released. We reached out to Guiry’s people … no comment.

Lookin good, Smalls! I might just forward this mugshot right along to Faces of Meth, my friend. Because you are looking absolutely atrocious. I’m not sure what you’ve been doing in the past 20 years since The Sandlot, but apparently you lost your top lip somewhere along the way. It looks like your eyebrows have gills. You know what it looks like? You know when wrestlers get cauliflower ear? It looks like that happened to Smalls’ entire face. Guy needs Benny The Jet back in his life ASA fucking P.

Sidenote, what kind of cop gives Scotty fucking Smalls a hard time for being shitfaced at an airport? Seriously if I was a cop Smalls could rape someone right in front of me and I’d just be like “You’re killing me Smalls! Get it?? Because thats the line from the movie?? And you’re raping someone in front of me and I technically should arrest you?? Alright just get the hell out of here! Say hi to Porter for me!” He could headbutt me directly in the face and I’d probably just laugh it off and ask him questions about Wendy Peffercorn. Drunk and belligerent Smalls, classic!

PS – While he’ll always be remembered as Smalls, his role as Jimmy Donnelly on the Black Donnellys was legit as fuck.