what we offer

services

Website Design and Build

We build websites that work on all devices, but don't look like they fell out of the ugly tree. From small to massive, built for your requirements, not the other way around.

Logo Design and Branding

Creating functional, memorable and clear reflections of your business, product or organisation. Designed to be completely scalable in any situation.

Print and Signage

Business cards, letterheads and signage for vehicles and buildings, the tangible stuff, designed for the real world. If it can look better, we do it.

Illustration and artwork

Political cartoons, Kids colouring in pictures, custom artwork - Man, I once got paid to draw a sheep getting fired out of a cannon. I can do other tricks too.

Support and rescue

If something goes bang or there's a lot of smoke and fire involved, we're right here to support you. Or if you're bored or just need to look busy, same deal - just drop us a line.

Assorted Magic

Image manipulations, making people disappear, email signatures, sort out this marketing problem... can't pull a rabbit out of a hat but I can pull a hair out of - ah, yeah.

What more do you want?

This one time, I was half way through a meeting with a committee when one guy turned to me and asked what I did for a living.
So I slapped him silly, picked up my hula hoop and dancing bear and went home. Actually, I just looked at my notepad and said 'this'.

I was pretty crushed.

So to make sure that never happens again, here's some more things I do: