Stupid liberals. Can’t they understand that atomic devices don’t blow up cities. People blow up cities. Crazy people. There is no reason why a sane, law-abiding citizen – after a quick background check of course – can’t own an atomic weapon. You may ask why I would want to own such a thing. This is America, bud. I don’t NEED a reason to own anything.

But no, we have to live in a freakin’ fascist nanny-state where the government – who we all know is just itching to put us all on trains – keeps the most powerful weapons for itself, against which the citizens have no protection. Is this what the founding fathers intended?

I know one thing, if the feds ever come for my homemade atomic device, it’s not gonna be pretty.