I resolve to no longer go to the zoo and laugh at the monkeys when they screech and throw poo. I need to remember that they screech because they cannot converse intelligently, and they throw poo because poo is all they have to throw.

In retrospect, its rather sad and not that funny after all. Best to just ignore the noise. Their aim is poor, so anything they fling will end up going wild, so no one is in any danger.

Their keepers will see that they are sheltered, fed and watered, and the Levy's from our tax will go toward that end.

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