Let’s be honest, Kim Kardashian has no business squeezing her fatass into half the shit she wears and when she wears black she looks like something you’d cut out of a shark’s stomach. So, it’s really no surprise that the banner picture is her dress immediately after she put it on to go on Jimmy Kimmel. I’m not expert in fashion, but I think I have a firm grasp on physics, so unless she wants to wear barrel suspenders or a tarp, it might be time to hit up Lane Bryant. You know, because she’s fat. Don’t know if I mentioned that.

Here she is at LAX in a dress that I assume was designed by Stark Industries: