anybody that says this album is good, is clearly a stan because the shit is wack.

it’s bad enough she TRIED to mkae a pop album, but the fact that’s it’s a bad pop music is really sad when all you have to do make successful pop is have decent production and catching hooks. and she FAILED at both

the production is thin, the hooks are corny, and the lyrics are weak as hell.

Can

^ cool, make a generalization about people who disagree with you about something because you don’t feel comfortable enough with your own beliefs to let them stand on their own.

watever

@can please explain to me why her is good… i’ll wait

Belize

@ 0 Really?: You know she is.
This is some retarded shit. Hope yall support Rap and buy HFM2. Kanye will sell well, no doubt, but Banks deserves above average numbers.

Cold Blood

^ ONE WORD: HER ASS! IT WAS TWO!

BUT NO TALENT!

YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!

BillyClintBackwood

u kno what this is terrible pop rap smh . this is a song?

Daquisha

This is a nice track I love her vocals .

fuk.i.care

From The Smoking Section:

10 Most Absurd Lyrics From Nicki Minaj’s Pink Friday

1. Track: “I’m The Best”

Line: “Even when my dad was on crack i was crack/ now the whole album crack.”

Why It’s Absurd: Crack has long affected generations of children and Nicki confirms her lineage in rhyme. In a mere ten words, there’s an unmasking of the source for her penchant for the spastic stringing together of nonsensical lines, the herky-jerky delivery and the complete inability to stay focused while the voices in her head battle for time on the mic. Looking for an overall theme for Pink Friday? Search no further than this line.

2. Track: “Roman’s Revenge”

Line: “Hang it up, flatscreen/ …plasma…hey Nicki, hey Nicki…asthma.”

Why It’s Absurd: At first, the line sounds harmlessly funny but expect it to sound dumber and dumber after each listen, to the point where skipping the track completely becomes the norm. Obviously, hanging up a plasma flatscreen is a great idea. The TV projects its display better and mounting creates more floor space in a home. But as a rap line, there’s something about this that will induce a cringe, a #hurtswhenyoubreathe effect if you will.

3. Track: “Roman’s Revenge”

Line: “…and I’ll kick that hoe, punt/Force trauma, blunt…”

Why It’s Absurd: Mannnnnn, listen. We’re not sure if Big Sean was was actually the one to start this type of flow, but we’re sure as hell glad he officially put a toe tag on it. Sometimes it works wonders, while other times it’s a complete bail out – kind of like what the “Hack-A-Shaq” method once represented in the early 2000′s. In this case, it was lazier than a Chris Bosh post move. Oh, but Lil’ Kim, don’t take this as a open lane for you to come back either. No one wants to hear how you’re going to stick Four Loko cans down your throat. That pony lost its tricks a long, long time ago.

4. Track: “Did It On ‘Em”

Line: “Shitted on em…put ya #2s in the air if you did it on em…”

Why It’s Absurd: Let’s get this straight: she wants us to put a number two in the air to signify our successful crapping onto someone else? We shudder at the impending influx of poop-related incidents in our local high schools once little girls get a hold of this record. To Nicki’s credit, she has defecated on a lot of people who swore she’d never be more than that chick Maino was trying to molest on camera a couple years back. But this hook? For one, it just sounds like something you’d come up with in the studio under a severe case of writer’s block. More importantly, it falls far behind Jay-Z and KRS One for some of the greatest rap lyrics to even use the number two. Now that’s some Elias Sports Bureau shit for ya.

5. Track: “Did It On ‘Em”

Line: She ain’t a Nicki fan that bitch is def dumb/ you ain’t my son you my muthafuckin stepson”

Why It’s Absurd: This song is chock full of Nicki’s inability to decide if her rivals are her sons, daughters, half-cousins or inbred godsisters. In the annals of disses that would send would-be insulters to their caves, saying “you’re my stepson” is pretty tame. Unfortunately, the insults to our ears are much more vicious.

6. Track: “Did It On ‘Em”

Line: “If you could turn back time…Cher/ you used to be here now you gone…Nair”

Why It’s Absurd: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the line where Pink Friday jumped the shark from mediocre, soft album to God-awful lyricism wrapped in Hello Kitty gift wrapping. She rhymed “Cher” with “Nair” which is bad enough. But the set up? “If could turn back time…Cher” is beyond absurd. “I will always love you…Whitney” is much more poignant.

7. Track: “Moment 4 Life”

Line: “Clap for the heavyweight champ…me/ but I couldn’t do it all alone…we”

Why It’s Absurd: Dramatic pauses to rhyme “me” with “we”? Even the female Bobcat Goldwait can do better than that. She would have been better with “thanks to all of my fans…you/ even though my lines sound like doo…doo”. Hey, at least it’s honest.

Why It’s Absurd: Where in the bloody Hell do we start with this one? Honestly, the trifecta of suck is like getting punched in the nards, stabbed in the neck and finding out your girlfriend is pregnant by your transgendered first cousin all in the span of about eight seconds. “I dare you…Bambi” is so mind-boggingly stupid that Walt Disney should come up from the grave and kick Nicki in the face with his steel-toe Nazi boot.

9. Track: “Your Love”

Line: And I think I love him like Eminem call us Shady/ When he call me mama, lil mama, I call him baby

Why It’s Absurd: The visual is just weird, here. It’s like he’s wearing a bib and suckling on her teet. But the weirdness is only outdone by the pure “WTF”-ness of “like Eminem call us Shady”. Have you ever seen a couple and said: “boy, they look like they love each other. They look really shady.”

It’s best that Eminem be mentioned here, because this album made us think of a famous Mathers line: “What this b*tch retarded, give me back my 16 dollars!”

10. Track: “Last Chance”

Line: “Flow is nasty, coffee/Don’t treat me like the Pope, cross me.”

Why It’s Absurd: This line isn’t Nicki’s sloppiest slimeball of yuck from an album that has plenty of worse examples, but this verse still oozes inanity. Although the ideas are there, her analogies are weaker than a paraplegic’s legs. Ms. Minaj might consider coffee to be horrid, but there is at least 95% of the American working population who would be happy to disagree about the caffeinated brew’s taste. And we’re pretty sure the Pope does cross himself on a regular basis. However, this sh*tty logic shouldn’t come as a surprise. After all, she is Barbie,.

Nicki i will buy your album and give my sisters a copy for her birthday a day after the release so the hater know u can sing and rap but her beauty blocks her talent just a bunch of horney guys on this site @[email protected]@macweasel cant get no nookie so they have to downgrad you but that is wht haters do.

Donn

Y’all need to chill, no matter how much u disagree with someone, they are entitled to their opinion. Just cus u like something and they don’t or visversa, it doesn’t give u the right to crucify them. If u like Lloyd Banks, buy his album, if u like Nicki, buy Nicki and who ever but don’t bash someone if they don’t share ur opinion, our ancestors died so things like that wouldn’t happen anymore. Just support who u like. If u see a Nicki post, just don’t click on it. Click on things u care about. I don’t listen to Joell Ortiz or Waka, so i never click on their post or comment on them cus i dont listen to them or like them. I don’t bash them either, And we’re not all perfect in no way, i step outta line sometimes but i realize it, catch myself and right. Everyone deserves success. I hope all three artist sell on Monday. Boost record sells period.

GONE….

Cno

@Donn and @AbleDanger i pray for you both

this album is mediocre. and if any of you say this is a dope album, get a fuckin life. you would get jumped in 80’s nad 90’s for liking that wack shit.

@Donn cry me a fuckin river yov click tearing up on a rap site. This is what we do construcive critcizm no need to release estrogen. Yeah my sis love her but shes is in a different generation respect it or check and o yeah like that album cover dammm!!

iam2smooth

@fuk.I.care

Man u jus proved 2 every1 that Nikk is not on Kim`s level lyrically! Nd another thing that really make me not fuk wit her is her wordplay like WTF r u talkin about is my response 95% of the time!

@fuk.i.care: Exactly. Her lyrics make no sense at all. And she compares herself to Lauryn Hill. What the fuck?
@Cno: Co-sign!
@Lil wayne fan: You niggas are the ones who can’t get a bitch. I’d rather fuck a natural girl than a empty gallon of milk.

Donn

Well i respect ur opinion @CTE
I’m not gonna get into all that disrespect….

yung silv

besides blazin, moment 4 life, and roman’ revenge this album was shit. all the beats sound the same and she is boring. just stick features minaj

HER OLD SHIT KILLS!!!

#1″ Yall know who yall are, wanna battle bet a car, notes and all that shit, you legit spit a bar, WHAT See I run this show got the illest flow and everybody knows I rock diamonds thats red white and indigo, bondalows of bank rolls in my underclothes, im undropable untoppable you cant hold me down dont you know im unstoppable……. cause everything we do, we got a right to, u critize me, we despise u, im far from broke so why should i b mad @ you!!!
#2 You must be out your mind, or you must be high, fuckin with the teflon bitch from the sty, no where near shy, see ill make you cry the way i rock you to sleep like a lalabye!!! QUEEN BEE
YEAH THIS SHIT CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO!!!! NICKI FANS GIVE A MORE BANGN NICKI VERSE PLEASE!!!! I listen 2 Nicki jus like I listen 2 soulja boy cuz they r on the damn radio right NOW!! BUT I HAVE NEVER COPD THERE CDS AND IN TEN YEARS I WONT REMEMBER A SINGLE VERSE OR HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QB’s COMING 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS FOR RIGHT NOW I AINT IMPRESSED PERSONALLY WITH nicki minaj AND I AINT HATEN!!! IM NOT IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D

Chingy’s album is classic compared to this shit…

Keepit100

This shit fuckin sucks, Nicki Minaj is fake as hell,

Donn

@Her Old Shit Kills
Why dont u just keep listening to her old stuff then lol
And we’ll listen to the new stuff 🙂

GUARE

hahaha this shit is complete garbage.. u gots to be kidding me..

WTF

I honestly do not see what anyone see’s in this music.. She has no content and her delivery is absolutely terrible. But in all honesty people are going to like what they like, who am I to say they should or shouldn’t.

I miss the 80’s and 90’s when getting a record deal was about your skill not your swag, or your fake ass image.

Michael

@fuk.i.care You really just sat there and analyzed Nicki’s album…you: 1. Have too much time on your hands 2. Really need to lay off the Haterade. 3. If you hate her so much why give her the time to listen to the whole album pick out some lines and write a paragraph on each.

Briana

@fuk.i.care thats exactly why I can’t support her music. A lot of young girls get caught up in her flow and delivery but she NOTHING to say. I’ll be having my girls read that comment and hopefully they won’t go out and waste their money on this garbage.

Feenixa

@fuk.i.care seems like your name contradicts since you had to go into a full breakdown of her lyrics…maybe your name should have been fuck i DO care?…

i respect her cuz she does her own thing. Kim may have once been there lyrically, but lets be real, she hasn’t put out anything good in years. I am a Kim fan but Lighters Up was the last thing from her I liked. You guys will of course continue to hate on Nicki (I used to be one of em) , but I gotta give her props for doing her and stickin with it despite whatever people say. She got millions of fans so she must be doing something right. The rest of the album is way better than the singles she put out too.

@fuck i care,u sound so much like a hater.Instead of u to be at work,U took all d time just to analyse some1,s work and wash it down.Its so easy to criticize someone,s work but if we ask up and coming rapper fuck i care to write it,he won,t do better than bowwow.This is 4 the haters,Nicki is good and her album would do good,swallow that with a fish bone

@fk i care,u sound so much like a hater.Instead of u to be at work,U took all d time just to analyse some1,s work and wash it down.Its so easy to criticize someone,s work but if we ask up and coming rapper fuck i care to write it,he won,t do better than bowwow.This is 4 the haters,Nicki is good and her album would do good,swallow that with a fish bone

Briana

Did everyone just skip over the part where he names the source of his list? Fuk.I.care didn’t claim to write and how the hlell is that hating if he did? Even if he didn’t explain why those lines were stupid, my five year old neice could see that those lines made no sense. And I’m tired of people throwing around the word “hater”. I feel like her music sucks and I don’t think she’s as talented as people give her credit for. Its not called hating, its called having an opinion. Yea I can give her props for doing her thing but that doesn’t change the fact that I feel like she doesn’t put out quality music or anything worth me waisting my time listening to. Oh and @jamebond you’re saying that I should just accept her mediocrity because she’s the only female…ummm no I don’t think so.

SAD THAT THEIR ARE A BUNCHA FAGITS ON HERE TRYNA CRITIQUE HER ALBUM HAHAHAHA WTF U EXPECT SOME HARDCORE GANGSTA SHIT!? LOOK AT HER FANBASE STUPID ASSES….ILL COP HER ALBUM JUST TO PISS U HATERZ OFF EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS TALENT AND SPITS BETTER THAN MOST OF THESE NEW SO CALLED “BREATHS OF FRESH AIR”.

@Briana its just your opinion and nothing more.Don,t try and make it look like a general opinion,thats what i don,t like about u and your boyfriend mr fuck i care

A million things run thru my mind

i totally agree with FUK I CARE or i at least agree with the content that was published as a comment and FUK I CARE has not responded back to the hate, so i guess he dont care…lol

And this song thats posted now does nothing but promote homosexuality. But i guess cuz she a female its ok to us men but i think its very wrong, especially for all the naive females who can fall victim to this crap. Smarten up b4 you comment.

HATERS HAVE MORE FUEL THAN AN OIL FIELD

fuk.i.care

@micheal @Feenixa @jamesbond

ya’ll are really slow, because clearly my 1st post says that the review came from smokingsection.com.

what’s really funny is that not one person can argue against the fact that NIcki Minaj’s lyrics are garbage, but deep down her fans know that they are. so instead, you just call the people that point that out haters.

if you like her music that’s fine, but that doesn’t change the fact the she is not some lyical beast. nicki minaj is all image and no substance. accept it.

@fuk i care who gives a shit where u got your facts 4rm,whether its 4rm smoking haters.com,are they not human beings too who can hate also?So if i have a website and hate on some1,does my opinion define who the artist really is.Nicki got raw flows.i admit her lyrics may not be so so good but its okay and atleast she is good at something.I want to ask fukicare and the other haters here WHAT ARE U GOOD AT?

@fuk i care who gives a shit where u got your facts 4rm,whether its 4rm smoking haters.com,are they not human beings too who can hate also?So if i have a website and hate on some1,does my opinion define who the artist really is.Nicki got raw flows.i admit her lyrics may not be so so good but its okay and atleast she is good at something.I want to ask fukicare and the other haters here WHAT ARE U GOOD [email protected] million things run through my mind,U must be stupid 4 making dat statement that fukicare did nt respond 2 d hate,how can anyone hate on a self made hater.idiot

fuk.i.care

@jamesbond

so you call me a “hater” when you’re the only one who’s coming off as angry. but i know why ur mad. it’s cause you’ve now come to the realization that nicki minaj is not the great rap artist that you had been fooled to believe she was. i know it’s hard to see the light.

and you say she’s good at “something”. please tell what she’s good at. you admit her lyrics aren’t good. she got her flow from cam’ron and big sean. she got her delivery from busta rhymes and missy. she got her style from lady gaga and lil kim. she got her body from doctors and surgens. nothing about her is original or real.

@fuck i care,In the Rap game,there are different things that make an artist good,flows,lyrics,rhymes,subject matter.Nicki got the flows 10/10, lyrics 6/10,rhymes 7/10,subjectmatter5/10.Thats why she outshined kanye,jay z,ricky in Monster

@fuck i care,In the Rap game,there are different things that make an artist good,flows,lyrics,rhymes,subject matter.Nicki got the flows 10/10, lyrics 6/10,rhymes 7/10,subjectmatter5/10.Thats why she outshined kanye,jay z,ricky in Monster.

so by your own ratings, nicki minaj averages 7/10. that’s a “D”. so why is D-level rapper getting so much attention? and why would anyone want to buy an album that’s giving you D-level quality music?

and you can feel like she outshined everyone on monster (i don’t), but that’s one verse, on one song. she’s proven that she can hold her own as featured artist on other people’s tracks, but she hasn’t released anything on her own that proves she can carry an album by herself.

i listened to pink friday with an open mind. but after hearing it, i was not only unimpressed, but actually concerned. because if this is what is accepted as “good” music, then hip hop really has become nothing more than pop music where anybody with mediocre talent can become a star. smh.

Life After Death

There is no such thing as real and fake hip hop, but there is a such thing as good and bad music and this is pretty bad, but that’s just my opinion; if you like her that’s cool with me, but even if you are her biggest fan you gotta admit that she has put out some whack shit, but don’t get me wrong every artist has put out some whack shit (Yes even 2Pac, Biggie, Em, and Nas).

She does have some nice songs every now and then, her verse on monster was pretty dope, and I thought Roman’s Revenge was alright the beat was too simple. I will say that she is overrated.

@jamesbond I’m going back through my comments and I’m trying to see where exactly did I make it seem like everyone feels the way I do. I clearly stated that this was MY opinion. I’m starting to see that when you can’t really find a good enough reason to defend why you listen to this crap you start making things up. When its this hard for you to defend an artist, that’s when you need to realize that you bought into the hype.

A million things run thru my mind

@Briana…..co-sign
@fuki care….cosign
and at all others who find this to be toxic garbage thats promoting homosexuality thru hip hop….my daughter is a Nicki fan but she even said this song “is way too gay for her taste.”

@James Bond…..pick a betta name for ya self cuz The real fake version of James Bond aka 007 would’nt cosign Nicki’s garbage music. She can rhyme but her music sucks!

wow, r just the only words i can think of… she getting money so i guess that is all that matters! hands free…”lol”

i listened to a couple songs off the debute due to the “leaks”… and i aint impressed! my opinion, its wack & she annoys the hell outta me…. she goes hard on “monster”- “whip my hair remix”- m.i.a. “teqkilla remix”… that be about it for me!
she will sell cuz, she just will… more power to her!

where the fuck is jean grae? damn, i need some female “mcs”… where the hell are they?

Donn

LOL
Y’all have pointless arguments, if u like her support her, if u don’t then keep it moving, u don’t have to bash everyone who likes her lol
U don’t have to explain the reason u like something, only haters click every Nicki post and bash everyone and say the same thing every post.
Just skip her post geez, no comment, mine or urs is gonna make her less famous and successful

Unexpectedly this album is hot, beats lyrics flows. Couple of corny tracks but on the whole a solid debut effort. Im not sure why peeps are hating, nicki is straight fire.
In fact, the track with drake is one of the best tracks all year, surprisingly drakes verse is the low point on the track.

AnuKiNSkywalker

She said it right for the Real Bitches .I’m a dude but this song is for the ladies