I found this like a year ago, and at that time I sez to myself I sez - "Self, if you ever make an online superhero comic with a fair-to-middling amount of readers and a forum to boot, make sure that you link to this."

You know, I actually used "They Fight Crime!" in my recommendation of your site on my links page!

I think the wording was something like:

"He's a mass-murdering interdimensional despot, she's a thirteen year old girl. They fight crime! Actually, they end up fighting each other, because the powers that be have decreed that she be exactly as powerful as him!"

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Anyone whose navel constantly produces fluff of a certain color and consistency has a problem. I could continue by citing my observations on the collection of dead skin, dirt, and lint in the navel, but I'm getting ill just thinking about it.

But this guy needs to see a doctor. He's been drinking radioactive waste or something.

Yeah, that was really weird how his navel lint changed from green to brownish-red over time. I thought it was some sort of long-term environmental indicator, like gypsy moths or amphibian mutations or something, but Allan's right - it's probably just textile dynamics.

Ya know, you can never tell just when Rob's kidding and when he's serious about stuff like that.

Ever see that Kids in the Hall thing where these two fat guys were in a contest to see who could fit more into their belly button? I think at one point one of the contestants found a set of car keys in there.