The Comforts of HomeJust because golf's best players often stay in fancy hotels or rented homes, don't assume that everything is bon-bons and lounging poolside, as Geoff Ogilvy can attest. Stuck in the '70sLikewise, being a golf writer like SI's Gary Van Sickle often means you travel to great locations, but your work doesn't allow you to keep up with things happening outside the ropes. Definitely not trashMark Wilson, who won this season's Waste Management Phoenix Open, proves that you can have your cake and eat it too. Beware of the Bear TrapIan Poulter gets a lot of attention for his clothing choices and his game, but Twitter has allowed fans to see his humorous side too. Ripping on RoryBefore the start of the Honda Classic, Rory McIlroy and a few of his friends went out to dinner. Afterward, McIlroy decided to have a dessert called a Mortal Sin. In the photo below it looks more like a runny egg yolk over a brownie, but we'll assume that it's better than that. Regardless, Lee Westwood and WGC-Accenture Match Play champ Luke Donald couldn't resist needling McIlroy about it.Related:Follow David Dusek on Twitter | Facebook