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“C’mon Barack, let’s go to bed. You get so angry when you read Moonbattery.com.”

LV

I wish BO would stop playing solitare and unwrap the chocolates on my pillow for me.

homer

Stimpy you idiot!

Ed Long

Damn! These lessons on how to be president are so hard!

Miz Barkee

“He’d rather watch “Homeland” than pay any attention to me!”

http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

“What does Reggie Love have that I don’t have?”

http://theobservatorium.blogspot.com Nate

‘He loves saulalinskyonline.com more than me, I KNEW it!’

Porky The Crusader

Stop masturbating in front of your computer looking for goat and Donkey pornography….

http://www.theantiliberalzone.com Gunny G

“Huge Black Butts again Barry? What’s wrong with mine?”

Tim

Michelle: Sometimes I lie awake at night wishing my penis was as big as Reggies, maybe then he would let me love him the way Reggie did

chris

He said he would stop signing in as Bath House Barry when we got married,where did I go wrong.

wingmann

“All my adult life…and I have yet to see barack beat solitaire”

http://www.losangelescitycollege.blogspot.com Kate Powell

The Blue Screen of Death.

Buffalobob

Des computers is harder to work than dem I phones.

Highway Hospital Student

Barack…I’m sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking at the time.

Highway Hospital Student

Barack…I’m sorry. I didn’t think it would go viral when I did it.

Highway Hospital Student

Barack…I’m sorry. But you know I don’t work in that industry no more.

SandyS

Damn, why can’t he quit looking at gay porn?

Highway Hospital Student

Barack…I’m sorry. I didn’t know anyone in the team would have a camera.

Highway Hospital Student

Barack…I’m sorry. Those teamsters didn’t say they would be taking pictures.

metalgarth

Why does he keep searching for wookie porn when I’m right here?

Highway Hospital Student

Barack..I’m sorry. I guess I just got confused at that Tupperware party that night.

Darkstar

Michelle: “Well, at least he finally figured out how to turn the computer on…”

Darkstar

Michelle: “you’ve read it a hundred times already. Maybe ‘Economics for Dummies’ isnt going to cut it after all”

midwestfarmer

Damn – I thought he only gave that finger to Republicans!

Darkstar

Obama: “See Michelle, this guy in Minneapolis, Aahil Mohammad, posted this glowing line about my ideas on his facebook…”

Backbone 76

Barry, you can play World of Warcraft for one more hour. Then clean up the dog remains and come to bed!

Elizabeth

Damn that man. Everywhere I look, there he is. Looking for bath houses in Hawaii now huh Barack? Screw you. You’re getting no dessert tonight. Which reminds me, we’re running low on Wagyu beef, the servants better have ordered more or they will be going from kitchen duty to Bo poo-picking-up duty.

http://redlensonline.wordpress.com/ Lynn

Barack, looking at pictures of Michelle on the internet: “Loose the boob belt.”

Rafael

He treats me like the help. Well at least he doesn’t treat me like the rest of the country.

I think someone already hit this topic, but this is what I first thought when I saw the image:

It’s bad enough he’s surfing the net for porn… but GAY PORN?

Bob Roberts

Since the above is already probably taken (I saw the word “gay” as I scrolled down to post that one) I’m scrambling to come up with another.

“But I don’t want to move back to the south side of Chicago! Why can’t we just stay here, refuse to vacate?”

vinniejoe

It’s useless Barack. That Hillsdale College course on the constitution won’t do you any good now.

Cactiki

“There he goes again, flippin’ off people on Chat Roulette!”

jp

The Agony of Defeat
“We’ve lost Fl, Va, Pa and now Ohio”

jp

Did BO just poop on the floor?

jp

BO
“I’m gonna poop in every room in the White House before it’s over.”

coldwarrior57

Ok barack I will do you again with the strap-on and no lube if it means that much to you.

Max & Eric

Watching the Debt clock isn`t going to destroy America any faster.

Jeff

Boo Hoo. How do I tell him he lost all 57 states!

Sam Adams

I’m sorry, Barack. I believed those polls, too.

angrythursday

I’m try’n to think Barry, I just can’t seem to remember where they sell spines at.

Joek Loth

michelle is wondering, “Is my husband having an affair with another man??”
obamao’s thinking: “I wish michelle would leave so I can call this dude back about hookin up with him. Mmm, talkin bout sme hot chocolate!!”
(alternate)obamao: I wish michelle would pick her nappy afro out, and get rid of the buckshot too!!”

Just a second LaVaughn, some troll went through the “United States” Wikipedia and put that there is 50 states in the union…noobs.

http://Slayer.net Rattlehead213

…The Daily Kos is not happy….

http://www.theartofkowalski.com joebafett

I just realized that half of my twitter followers are fake profiles created by nancy polosi.

Joe

“No, barry. I don’t want to wear the strap-on penis anymore.”

http://www.theartofkowalski.com joebafett

hang on just finishing my application for mcdonalds

True Blue

“Well, it looks like George Cloony can’t make it to our Al-Queda fundraiser in Aspen this year…”

or

“Well, we still have that offer from the Ayers’ to stay on their couch in January…”

or

“Sorry Michelle, none of the guys on Craigslist are willing to let you watch…”

Logic_Mine

C’mon Hussein! I’z guess we’z goin backs to da ol’ neighborhood.

(but I’z takin everything I can wit me)

Scott Hotter

“F” YOU Michelle! If I want to go to Trannie Trouble.com ,I WILL!! You’re not the same Drag Queen I married.

FrankHD

I’m so ashamed…stumped by “tetris”

Restless

“You’re number one, Barack.”
“Sure. Yeah. You, too.”

Mike Pickering

“If it ain’t the damn teleprompter, it’s the computer!!! Larry’s turn tonight, he’s waitin’ on ya, and you’ve got an early T-off time at the club”.

Extirpates

Oh sheet, that guy’s cork is way bigger than mine!!!!

Heltau

He swore to me he would NEVER get back on “Wifey’s World” again.

Granny Jan

Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”

jc14

“Barack, you know you’ll never understand all that Constitution crap on the Hillsdale College website; just fuggedaboutit, baby, and come to bed. Sigh!”

George Mason

That one is not big enough. Oh yeah! Here we go! A nice big one! That will go in my butt nicely!

IslandLifer

Another staged pose shows the absolute misery burning inside.

Bob Smith

“….Romney Wins!….”

Contessa61

Michelle, “Don’t worry about it Barack. Msnbc and the rest of them will cover it up. Let’s go to bed.”

http://Moonbattery Ashley32

Michelle thinking to herself, “How many more times can he watch that Beyonce music video tonight?”

sami

“Damn, my crops all died while I was out campaigning.”

Bob

Michelle dreams of his father.

http://wisconsincitizens.blogspot.com/ Randy

“I am so ashamed of Barack, he is watching those Romney videos again.”

Code3

“Gay porn AGAIN?! You can take Barry out of the bath house, but you can’t take the bath house out of Barry.”

Kelly

Have you seen the price of a one way Uhaul from D.C. to Chicago Michelle?

http://Moonbattery David

“What????” “I thought I was the only Klingon he looked at.”

Alxandro

“Damn, I forgot the batteries again.”

Sam Adams

Granny Jan says:
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”
+++++++Granny Jan says:
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”Granny Jan says:
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”
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Poor Barack…he works so hard!!!

Sam Adams

Bitter? You haven’t seen bitter yet!!! Where do you get off telling me we got to move back to Chicago?

Sam Adams

That better be your index finger you are holding up.

ant

I thought it was Iran hacking our banks.

ant

Does someone you know have a problem gambling with other people’s money?…there is ‘hope’…

ant

“If you experience any of these symptoms while taking ‘Hope and Change’…nausea, depression, fear or anxiety, poverty, or feelings of anger…stop taking ‘Hope and Change’ and contact a Romney immediately.”

ant

Obama just found out the film ‘1984’ is free on youtube and it just gets funnier everytime he watches it.

ant

The loss of Reggie the ‘body-man’ has everyone feeling blue.

ant

Mooch knows everytime Barack logs onto Moonbattery noone in the house is gonna be happy that night.