What Happens When You Press The Fart Button?

Over the past few weeks several spoof writers have mysteriously disappeared. Names like Henman, Shaun Ferguson, and Noshing Mink were once synonymous with TheSpoof.com. They were brilliant writers and each had their own particular style.

At the bottom of every story you are faced with three or four choices. I've often been tempted to submit to them and the other day I selected 'I want a referendum.com'. The link sent me to a page and when I wanted to sign the petition, the page wouldn't let me. However the amount of Spam I picked up is nobody's business!

Similarly, there is a sinister looking button; often red, but sometimes gold. "THE FART BUTTON" (you know you want to). Because of my earlier experience with linked boxes, I still refuse to push it.

It is rumoured that those who do are subject to a very loud, even ear-splitting spinsterish sound and are covered with a noxious and nauseous smell that takes weeks to be rid of. So deadly is it that the victims need to be hospitalised. However, it is a fact that a writer known as 'marvin' pressed it and got 'fired'; his sister Cheryl told me.

If anyone knows of the whereabouts of these authors, In Seine News would like to hear from you!