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Your ideal Middle-Earth parents are Faramir andEowyn! Do you have any idea ho difficult it isto find pictures of your mom and dad together?That's because Faramir usually holds the camera.Anywho, they are the prince and princess ofIthilien, which will naturally give you somesort of impressive title. Your uncle omer isthe king of Rohan, so when you were little youactually got that pony you asked for. And abeautiful Mustang on your sixteenth birthday,too! Considering who your parents are, you'llprobably be tall and attractive.

Your Middle-Earth mama is Lady Eowyn of Rohan.she's one of the coolest women in the history ofever! She faced down the Witch-King of Angmarand his fell beast for her uncle, so you knowshe will do just about anything to protect you.She will probably teach you to ride a horse anduse a sword and spear properly, not to mentionletting you visit your uncle Eomer and auntLothiriel all the time.

Your Middle-Earth dad is Faramir of Gondor. He hasa lot of official duties, but when he isfinished for the day he'll will spend qualitytime with his family. Faramir is veryintelligent, so he can help you with yourhomework. If you are rambunctious it willprobably remind him of his brother Boromir, sohe lets you get away with an awful lot. Wordof advice: don not mention your grandfatherDenethor. Your dad doesn't want to talk abouthim. Also, insanity runs in your family.(Maybe you will get lucky)

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