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That's No Moon. It's a Bean Bag Cover!

Cover is a full yard in diameter

Includes double safety locking zipper

Provide your own fill, and it will be fully operational

We will crush the rebellion with one swift stroke!
- Grand Moff Tarkin

Fight back against the Empire by sitting on the Death Star! Your body weight will sufficiently deform its shape, making it impossible for them to fire the Concave Dish Composite Beam Superlaser when ready, perhaps saving Alderaan in the process. (Your butt just saved millions of people!) And you get the benefit of a cozy, fully-operational bean bag chair (once you supply your own fill).

This bean bag cover is made of durable polyester and features a double safety locking zipper to prevent your Younglings from opening it, though they will still enjoy reenacting the Battle of Yavin all around it.