"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off".

Just behave yourself in general. People go into bars and they think they can just lose their minds, like they're at a kegger. They've got to respect the people around them, especially the girls. And if you don't have enough money to tip, you don't have enough money to go to the bar -- Frank Kelly Rich