The irate neighbour then proceeded to give each performance a mark out of 10 followed by a scathing Simon Cowell-esque opinion.

He declared his neighbours' 2:23am version of The Who's Pinball Wizard as "terrible" and damned their 3:14am rendition of Aerosmith and Run DMC's Walk This Way as "the lowest point of the performance" giving it a 1/10 rating.

Beale signed off: "I hate you".

He said later: "I was lying in bed getting more and more wound up about it and then I just thought I would write a little critique of their songs as a way of getting through the night.

"The poor guys, they were probably just having a party. It's not like I'm striding around absolutely fuming."