Place you need to be next Spring: Carolina Cup in South Carolina. Besides the 225 arrests, this event sounds like extremely awesome debauchery:

Typical alcohol-related offenses on Saturday included underage possession of alcohol, fake IDs and public intoxication. Matthews also cited at least one arrest for possession of cocaine.

Other situations were a little more unorthodox. Matthews said his deputies found students having sex in a horse trailer belonging to the Kershaw County Sheriff’s office parking patrol. Another student, who had stripped down to his boxer shorts, was immediately arrested after attempting to dry hump a deputy’s leg.

Alcohol incidents got more serious as the day wore on. Matthews said eight or nine students in College Park were found with alcohol poisoning and transported to the hospital. One victim was found unconscious under a tent without a pulse and had to be intubated.

Ahh, college. Here’s a slideshow (set to extremely douchy music) that may be of some interest. This video makes it look like a decent time. [Daily Gamecockvia Jay V]

aint no party like a white people party because a white people party has hors d’oeuvres.

scripty

Matthews said those arrested for intoxication will be able to clear their record by paying $100 to attend an eight-hour alcohol awareness class at Camden’s ALPHA Behavioral Health Center.

They’re goona need a bigger room for that class.

http://www.thebiglead.com Jason McIntyre

unrelated: syracuse cheerleader from the start of one shining moment….still dope

kaiserwilhelmreems

They don’t even mention the horror show that was the “Ben Roethlisberger DTF port-a-potty”.

http://hordman.blogspot.com/ Caribou

Southern Belles.

And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I’m down there

http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

i love that the music for the slideshow is cleveland’s own machine gun kelly.

/not gonna lie, that looks like a blast

http://womenshotgunningbeers.tumblr.com/ sousedbergin

Uhm, no thanks. Please stay out of the South. All of you.

Fine but we are taking our out-house hookworm solution with us.

KingGrizz

unrelated: syracuse cheerleader from the start of one shining moment….still dope

You should call her then write the transcript in a post

http://twitter.com/Cleetsauce cleet

Constance Fry, Constance Fry, anytime you’d call…..

Jay V Of Considerable Influence

Carolina Cup is probably the most underrated drunk fest in the entire US. And the eye candy…top frigging notch.

sportsgal116

And the eye candy…top frigging notch.

Well then what’s up with the picture in this post?

https://twitter.com/#!/CuriousGeorger molemaninthemorning

By the way, who the fuck thinks sex in a horse trailer is enticing? Horse trailers smell like shit, piss, and hay. It’s like fucking a girl from Cleveland.

http://www.majorleaguejerk.com/ spencer096

Well then what’s up with the picture in this post?

TBL is the author and we all know he’s talentblind.

http://twitter.com/Broccoli_Beef Broccoli Beef

You should call her then write the transcript in a post

+ however many you want

scripty

Derek: You can have some dope parties on this lawn.
Second Homebuyer Husband: You don’t have to talk like that. You can just say it’s nice.
Derek: Nah, that’s how I talk. Look at this door, it’s fresh.

scripty

Constance Fry, Constance Fry, anytime you’d call…..

Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.

arkbadger

Carolina Cup is probably the most underrated drunk fest in the entire US. And the eye candy…top frigging notch.

I would stick out like a sore thumb at that place, looks like a good time though.