By now, you probably think that Scotty and I are basically flawless human beings in every way. That’s why Mitch and T are on the show! They make sure our audience really understands that we’re really no better than most of our ranters. In fact, we’re a couple of idiots. Here’s a little digression from a rant critique where Scotty and I describe our terrible tattoo experiences.

How did us critiquing a rant about how to solve the refugee crisis turn into a story about Joe’s junior high science experiment that involved shocking one’s genitals to keep the babies away? Tune in to find out!

On Unfollowed, we brave the treacherous feeds and murky blogs of social media, ever questing for the “unicorn” of rants. An honest and true rant that is both intense and clear, while providing great entertainment value. Listen to us expertly critique, analyze, and rate people’s rants according to our patented ICE rating system. Only the most courageous listeners should proceed from here…