The Wahlberg's Are Opening Wahlburgers

The Wahlberg's are not only a Boston treasure, but a national one, hence this story deserves national attention.

The brothers Wahlberg will be opening one of the most appropriately named burger joints ever: Wahlburgers.

I mean, come on, right? Amazing.

Their older brother Paul (another Wahlberg? Hell yes!) will serve as head chef to this masterpiece burger joint.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, "The 4,300-sq. ft. Wahlburgers is set to open at the Hingham Shipyard in Boston, near the brothers' Italian restaurant Alma Nove. Wahlburgers will seat about 80 inside and 40 on an outdoor patio. The brothers are also planning to open a pizza restaurant next spring."

I don't even eat meat, and I will be first in line for this. So long as one of them shows up every so often.