Brain Hat

It gets cold in Chicago. Not as cold as in Siberia but pretty damn freezing. So if you live in Midwest or in Siberia you probably heard from your parents that wearing a hat will prevent you from getting meningitis and will keep you warm all around. Now you have a chance to emphasize your huge awesome brain you’ve been carefully preserving all these years without hiding it during cold winters. Get your Brain Hat knitting pattern created by starving medical student Alana Noritake and prove ’em all that you are not as dumb after all.