Ahhh Choo!

This morning while getting the paper I sneezed not once, not twice, but three times. I always sneeze three times. It felt good to let the sneezes out. In the house I have to hold the sneezes in.

It does not matter where I am or where Robbie (fellow journalist and Shetland sheepdog) is when I do a full sneeze. He comes at me like a runaway freight train, barking, leaping and shoving. I wonder what he thinks I am saying.

My doctor told me that holding a sneeze in is not a good idea. She told me that blood vessels in my eyes can break, my eardrum could rupture, or blood vessels in my brain could be affected. From now on I will run for it and sneeze away.

Patti Wood is a body language expert who is the official spokesperson for Benadryl and creator of the “Benadryl Sneeze Analysis.” Ms. Wood has really put a lot of work in to the sneeze business. In “Shooting the Breeze about Sneezing” on her website, Ms. Wood identifies sneeze styles.

The NICE, or sensitive, sneezer: These people are warm and friendly and their most important priority is their relationship with others. They tend to have a single “achoo” and turn their heads away when they sneeze.

BE RIGHT sneezers are careful and accurate. They take their time, play by the rules and wish others would do so. They are the most likely to cover their noses when sneezing.

GET IT DONE sneezers are fast, decisive and to the point. They are leaders and get things done. These folks often hold in a sneeze but when they let go it is a loud one.

THE ENTHUSIASTIC sneezer is charismatic, imaginative and open to people. When they sneeze it is usually big or multiple.

In the study of 547 people Ms. Wood found that sneezing matched personalities. Some of the respondents added their own type of sneezers: the big bad wolf, the tease, spray gun, freeze tag, hand as handkerchief, the how high can you count sneeze, the cartoon sneeze, the coughing sneeze, and others. The article goes in to traditions, why we say “bless you,” and some celebrity sneezers.

Sneezing is one of those automatic things we do and don’t do much thinking about. Maybe now you will.
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Bless you