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AReader on "High speed deviant motorway sex a "satirical statement", claims Labour Candidate"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56335#post-162679
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:10:07 +0000AReader162679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I don't know what happened with that last comment. What I was trying to say that if John O'Farrell thinks he can censor his own website to support his political ambitions then he's
</p>Tripod on "High speed deviant motorway sex a "satirical statement", claims Labour Candidate"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56335#post-162663
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:48:49 +0000Tripod162663@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Obviously...
</p>AReader on "High speed deviant motorway sex a "satirical statement", claims Labour Candidate"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56335#post-162657
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:36:13 +0000AReader162657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>If John O'Farrell thinks he's going to run for Eastleigh and not get the piss taken on his own satirical site then he's obviously
</p>Tripod on "High speed deviant motorway sex a "satirical statement", claims Labour Candidate"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56335#post-162636
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:08:11 +0000Tripod162636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Shame on you. This is nicked word-for-word from his manifesto...
</p>SuburbanDad on "High speed deviant motorway sex a "satirical statement", claims Labour Candidate"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56335#post-162634
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 10:58:10 +0000SuburbanDad162634@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>A would-be politician caught speeding on the M3 with a stocking over his face, a line of coke on the dashboard, and an "inexperienced but willing to learn" prostitute in the passenger seat has claimed he was making a "supreme satirical statement" on the kind of behaviour he intends to stamp out - "just as soon as he gets to Eastleigh". </p>
<p>Writer and broadcaster John O'Farrell was stopped by police after they spotted him driving erratically just south of Winchester on Wednesday night. Wires worn by the arresting officers picked up O'Farrell hissing "tell them you were driving and I'll give you an extra two thou" in a mixture of French and German. The passenger, thought to be Romanian national Katushka Volumina , then said "please Mr Cop, cheeky me drive". </p>
<p>"Yes, I realise now I went too far, " said O'Farrell, "but I can assure my future constituents that the behaviour demonstrated that night was exactly what I will not do, should they elect me to serve them.</p>
<p>Sources close to O'Farrell suspect he was just trying to "get it out of his system". 'Think of it as a pre-election stag night' said one. 'After the roasting he got I can see how he might get used to that kind of thing, but the lash of the tabloid press really hurt him so he won't do it again - S&amp;M is not really his scene'.</p>
<p>O'Farrell is adamant that the experienced has made him "humbler, yet somehow stronger". 'What's the worst that can happen to me now?' he said. 'What's that you say? Coalition talks with the Lib Dems? Oh God - I can't take that much humiliation'.
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