Humblebrag: [8:06:00 PM] AliceElite: So on saturday I got invited to a tupperware party for weed and I was like "after the convention im gonna fucking need this"[8:06:03 PM] AliceElite: Which, is legit.[8:06:11 PM] AliceElite: And in the middle of the party, i'm STONED.[8:06:28 PM] AliceElite: Like, there's a tasting bar and they gave us cute one hitters, and edibles, and it was beautiful.[8:06:42 PM] AliceElite: And I am like...i need to be on a couch somewhere kinda stoned.[8:06:46 PM] AliceElite: And my BOSS CALLS ME.[8:06:53 PM] AliceElite: With a CONVENTION RELATED EMERGENCY[8:06:55 PM] AliceElite: And I'm just like[8:06:58 PM] AliceElite: ..............[8:07:03 PM] AliceElite: "okay i got this"[8:07:22 PM] AliceElite: and then, from the fucking stratosphere, handled my work emergency.[8:07:39 PM] AliceElite: I can't tell anyone at work how capable I am because stoned, but I needed to share.