Boards

my flatmate once had a guy round who was using our bathroom the following morning - I didn't realise he was in there and our bathroom didn't have a lock so I was walking through the hall and pulled the bathroom door open wide about to go in and there's this random stranger sitting, taking a poop in my bathroom.
So, obviously embarrassed, I quickly said "Oh, sorry!" and closed the door again - however, my cat (who was a little kitty at the time and had [and still does have] a thing about bathrooms i.e. she loves them) ran in when I'd opened the door and I couldn't really stand there with the door wide open and coax her out so I had to just close the door and seal them into the room together. I'm sure they bonded.

I brought someone back and he got up in the night to go to the loo, but then got confused on the way back and walked into my housemate's bedroom. Fortunately my housemate's quite laid back and wasn't too freaked out by a random naked man walking into his room (serves him right for not bolting the door if you ask me).

to, variously, Kent and Ireland and Ireland. Knowing this i decided it would be a good idea to make my morning cup of tea naked. They'd been gone for a week and weren't back for another week, it was perfect. When I came back downstairs after getting dressed the hall light was on, when I distinctly remembered switching it off. Walk round the corner and the landlord's handyman is in the kitchen. He'd only just got there like, but if he'd arrived 15mins earlier that could have been slightly more weird than it was

I get out of bed, throw a towel around my waist and go to answer it. It's my flatmate Sarah's boyfriend, a guy who I've met a few times and already decided is super dodgy. He's drunk, like pissed out of his mind, swaying in the doorway. I say "Oh hey Grant, come in", and step back to let him in. He lurches forward and half-falls into my arms. I'm thinking shit, I'm going to have to carry him into Sarah's bedroom, when suddenly I realise he's groping at my cock and starting to kiss me slobberingly on the chest. I just sort of drop him and he slumps to the floor. Go back to bed with a knock on flatmate's door en route - "Grant's here".