Kerry Katona is one of the hottest and trashiest of British dlisters. I mean, she literally will suck off a homeless dude for a fish head. Anyway, I guess she got hitched on Valentine’s Day! Damn. She finally married her cab driver boyfriend, Mark Croft. Kerry’s $600 glittering wedding was a far cry from one of her previous wedding which was a star studded event. I mean I think Kerry had her engagement party at the Best Western. She’s really hot. Kerry is due with their kid any minute and spent her wedding night alone. Why? Well, because Mark couldn’t stop farting. Classy. Kerry’s agent said, “Mark has been suffering from awful wind lately. He stayed in another room.” I need to follow her more closely. She is the most elegant woman in the world next to Britney Spears of course. Below is also a classic vintage photo of Kerry being photographed outside of “Bargain Booze” at 11 in the morning. Source

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