Look, if you’re going to try and get in the balloon, sometimes you’re going to get stuck in the balloon. Don’t freak out, that’s just part of it.

See what I mean? A lot of times in these blogs I will say something like “Today we are all this balloon,” or whatever, and I mean it as a metaphor for the endless vicissitudes of life in the modern world. Not today! I mean quite literally that as we attempt to crawl inside balloons, sometimes we are going to get stuck in those balloons. FACT. Ceci n’est pas une balloon, etc. (Via Reddit.)