20 Funny Love Quotes to Get You Through Valentine’s Day

20 Funny Love Quotes to Get You Through Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re madly in love or dreading what today might bring, we can all use a laugh. I scoured the internet for some things to make you smile. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about love. Make sure to share them with a friend!

Love is a lot like gas. If you have to force it, it’s probably just $hit.

I would do anything for love. Even the thing Meatloaf won’t do.

You make me weak in the knees. Just kidding… yesterday was leg day.

Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk.

I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

Marriage is just texting each other “Do we need anything from the grocer store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.

I don’t need a Valentine. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism.

If you love somebody, let her sleep.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…. Then she hugged me.

Love means never having to say anything because you’re both looking at your smart phones.

I love you almost as much as I love half-priced wine.

If you love someone, set them free… but keep their Netflix password.

The only reservations I have for Valentine’s Day are about the person I’m currently dating.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the person my ex is currently disappointing.

Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I’ve learned that I don’t need to use so many paper towels, and they’re expensive.

Relationship status: The UPS guy just pointed out that I was wearing a dryer sheet.

You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.

On Valentine’s Day last, year, my mom texted me, “Enjoy your VD.” Not the best time to abbreviate, mom.

GladysNava02/15/2019 9:28 am

Haha, thanks for making me laugh. These are so so good, I am sharing this blog to others! Love it

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Chelle Dizon02/15/2019 9:12 am

Some of these quotes are really funny especially the one with the Netflix’s password. I have saved some them and will share it to my friends.

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Terri Steffes02/15/2019 9:09 am

Fabulous! This is so funny. Shared with my husband and got a good laugh!

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Tamara02/15/2019 9:02 am

Oh my these made me laugh. The one about chocolate. My husband has hinted that one. HEHEHE

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Beth02/14/2019 11:50 pm

I love these! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Princess Quinn02/14/2019 11:25 pm

These are all absolutely hilarious. I just cannot stop laughing as I scroll down. The first one is my favorite.

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Stephanie | Adventures in Aussieland02/14/2019 11:03 pm

I love the “Life isn’t a fairytale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you’re drunk” quote. So funny!

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Ricci02/14/2019 10:44 pm

OMG I haven’t laughed this hard in a HOT minute! Thanks for this!! LOL!!!!

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GiGi Eats02/14/2019 9:31 pm

BRILLIANT!! Especially the first and last one. The one about what marriage is like is also true and my husband and I just had like a 35 minute conversation about it — What do you want for dinner, I don’t know what do you want for dinner. HAHAHAHAHAHA That went out for 35 minutes!

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Sharon02/14/2019 8:43 pm

These are so funny! I like that so many of these are relatable too for this holiday.

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Erin Sluka02/14/2019 8:28 pm

The wife hugging mistakes is hilarious. I never made a mistake with my husband but it is still cute

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Gisele02/14/2019 8:04 pm

These are great!! I stole the one about the million dollars and fast metabolism and put it on Facebook.

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Marcie W.02/14/2019 6:48 pm

These are great. Super hilarious! I love that you added some humor to a seriously sappy day.

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Sarah Bailey02/14/2019 3:21 pm

I think I might have to send some of these to my other half I am sure he would get a giggle from him as he hates mushy.

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candy02/14/2019 1:22 pm

Now these are some really funny and cute quotes for valentines day. Going to show some of them to my husband

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Tasheena02/14/2019 1:15 pm

These quotes are so funny. My favorite is “I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.”

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Tara Pittman02/14/2019 12:59 pm

These are great. I need to use some of these with my husband especially the gas one.

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Paula @ I'm Busy Being Awesome02/14/2019 12:28 pm

Ahahahahaha OMG the first one is hilarious! Have an amazing Valentine’s day

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Mimi02/14/2019 12:27 pm

“What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking? More powerful.”I love this quote in general ahah it’s one of my favourite!

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