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Scared Money Don’t Make No Money: 10 Tips on Career Success

“Alright, go to college, get your degree and get a good paying job”. – Your High School Counselor who beats off at 3 a.m while eating a $5 pepperoni pizza from Little Caesars.

How can this loser tell you anything about careers and careers choices?

We’ve been spoon fed this ideology of education equating to a good paying job.

But I’m here to tell you that, that’s bullshit. College is not the only path to success.

Let’s get into different career choices, and if it really matters how you make your money?

The College Educated (9-5s)

Y’all mfs (including me) think you’re hot shit.

“Darling this is chamomile tea.”

Get your head out your ass please. You spent years eating ramen noodles and chugging Four Lokos to get a degree that means nothing in the real world. You shitty. Yea, you graduated, but no one wants you because you have no experience. (But how can you have experience when you just graduated @whiteamerica)

Now you’re questioning yourself, wondering if those long nights, were even worth it. Most college grads end up working a 9-5 making about $700-$1,500 every two weeks, sitting behind a desk asking God like:

“Dear God, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’ I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, You must not’ve got ’em. There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em, But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man?”

-Sincerely your biggest fan

College provides more social skills than it does knowledge. Anything you want to know is at your local library. (I feel like the Illuminati gone get me for writing this)

Now there’s nothing wrong with 9-5 IF you’re rocking with it.

But if you dread going to work to answer to your boss on a daily, I don’t think the 9-5 is for you. Boss up bitch.

College doesn’t equate to money. Let’s dead that logic right here right the fuck now. You know who has money?

Strippers

We all love them strippers. Them bitches raw, they’ll have you in a daze and before you know it, your whole paycheck from your 9-5 is in the crevice of Creamsicle’s ass cheek.

But this isn’t about you, this is about the career choice of Strippers.

Strippers and fast money go hand and hand. A bad night for a stripper might average around $200, but a great NIGHT can be up to $1000 or more. But unfortunately stripping comes with a stigma. They get labeled as hoes, sluts, and aren’t seen to have substance.

But mfs need to realize that stripping is a real talent.

Niggas don’t know if they wanna tip the bitches or call them hoes? Which one is it?

Has a nigga ever tried to lift all of his body weight up on a pole while wearing 8 inch heels in front of a pack of growling hyenas? I think tf not you trick ass bitch. Watch your mouth when discussing strippers, they have a family to feed just like you. They’re making legal money unlike:

Scammers

Oh scammers. You guys are so stingy with that stolen money, share the wealth before I call the police. Now I won’t say too much here even tho I know how the whole ordeal goes. The career choice of a card cracker is a fragile one, these guys chose the life of robbery and fraud.

BandMan Kevo

It comes with risks, But scammers love Ruth Chris, HDR filters, and Burberry collered shirts. But can you judge? These young men are innovative, they come up with elaborate social media pages asking people simple questions like ” Do you wanna turn $100 into $1,000?” Or doing other Criminal Partaking NegotiationS. Seems fair to me, they’re feeding their families just like you simply off negotiating business deals.

Geniuses

Scammers don’t come with a stigma like strippers they aren’t demeaned for their actions, but scamming does come with a risk. Temporary money. Mfs better have their lawyers on deck just like:

Drug Dealers

Not too many of you guys left. No, I’m not talking about niggas that’s selling nickel bags of Reggie. Go die. I’m talking about the niggas that’s moving weight and send their runners to the store like a lil Bitch.

The real deal holy field.

Drug dealers make boat loads of money that I can’t personally keep up with, they usually have more than one girlfriend and carry several Nokia flip phones. Most of our rappers claim to be ex drug dealers. Rick Ross fat lying ass.

Drug dealing is looked upon as “how can you do this to your own community” Well when you have no other choice and you’re poverty stricken, you have to go crazy for your family. You shouldn’t know how these men move, and if you do they’re sloppy ass drug dealers and won’t make it far in this game. And they’ll be unfortunately canceled

Drug dealing money is temporary if you don’t invest it . Jay Z is the prime example of a drug dealer who invested in himself and turned his life up. Take notes drug dealers. 🙏🏾 Drug dealers are naturally business minded like:

Business Owners

Entrepreneurs. Now everybody can’t be a boss, that’s just that, we need some runners. Everyone is screaming “start a business”.

“It’s easy”

Business owners have the skill of making some of the most meticulous decisions. Most popular businesses started from people’s trunks or garages like IKEA or Amazon, but It’s 2017 and social media is booming! Fake tummy tea, waist crunchers, aliexpress clothing boutiques, and yaki bundles are selling out like no other! People are lining up for these basic products like it’s government cheese.

BRANDING is more important than the actual product. How you brand yourself is the most important, let’s take McDonald’s who’s food is disgusting, but it’s a billion dollar industry. You’re eating the name.

Successful business owners know that branding comes first and product comes second.

Why list a variety of career choices if they aren’t really different from another?

Because at the end of the motherfuckin day, it’s about your happiness. You know what comes with each career when you choose it, life is about choices. Are you doing what you love? Or are you assisting in your boss’s dream of doing what they love?

Just make sure you follow these ten tips when choosing or searching for your career!

10 Tips on Career Choices

1. Know your talents, we all have one. Figure the shit out and capitalize off it.

2. Please love what you do. Who wants to be miserable just for money?

3. Invest in yourself, spend that shit. It takes money to make money.

4. Lists your needs and wants of a career. List each need and want, this way it’s impossible to settle. You are what you settle for!

5. Create a career action plan. Create a plan of your goals, where you want to be in one year, two years, and so on. This creates affirmation.

6. Apply yourself. You never know what you’re capable of until you apply and assess yourself.

7. RIDE YOUR OWN WAVE. Be yourself, you can’t be as passionate about someone else’s dreams like you would be about your own.

8. Believe in yourself. As cliche as this sounds NUMBER 8 is the most important. Mfs not gone believe in you if you don’t believe in yourself. Nervous ass, grow up.

9. Take Risks. You lil bitty bitch, don’t be scared to take risks and go out on a limb.