"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."

based on the pieces of evidence you have given me, I have deduced the following conclusions:

1. You masturbate repeatedly without cleaning yourself, and frequently. This has been inferred from the fact that your balls smell like sperm, but only after fapping "a lot". It is fair to consider that "a lot" means at minimum 3 times. So this means that over the course of three masturbation sessions you refused to clean yourself and sperm soaked onto your balls, and then you smelled your balls. You note that this is how your balls usually smell, so this means you masturbate often and rarely clean yourself, or this means that you enjoy smelling your balls after masturbating repeatedly.

2. You are rubbing your balls with KFC. This ties into the first conclusion. Your balls only smell after they have had a substance smeared on them - semen - but now they smell differently. This means that one substance has been replaced by another.

So in summation, I suggest you take a shower, and make a daily habit of it. Also, learn how to not make a mess of yourself masturbating.

"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."

"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."

EagleMan wrote:1. You masturbate repeatedly without cleaning yourself, and frequently. This has been inferred from the fact that your balls smell like sperm, but only after fapping "a lot". It is fair to consider that "a lot" means at minimum 3 times. So this means that over the course of three masturbation sessions you refused to clean yourself and sperm soaked onto your balls, and then you smelled your balls. You note that this is how your balls usually smell, so this means you masturbate often and rarely clean yourself, or this means that you enjoy smelling your balls after masturbating repeatedly.

Actually I do wash my balls and clean myself, especially when washing my hands after a session, but yeah, I've done it at least 3 times If I'm REALLY into it, although I don't do it as much anymore, which is very good. And no, my sperm has never soaked onto my balls as I have been staying as clean as I can when masturbating.

Also, a daily habit of showering actually isn't good for the skin, and also for the hair despite no significant medical problems arising from the habit. My hair is pretty healthy as a result, and my skin too. This is off topic but I've also been taking cold showers recently. I haven't felt this good with cold water since I was a kid.

I'll consider making a habit of washing my balls after masturbation sessions more often though.

A daily shower might not be the 100% best thing for your skin (just skip the soap then and don't wet your hair, that's the biggest thing), but having your balls smell like semen should probably rank as something worse. All the ladies are going to love your silky smooth semen-smelling skin. Add KFC to the mix and you're just a god now - your pheromones will be telling females that you can provide them both food and sexual pleasure. However, beware of women attracted to the smell of KFC and semen.

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