Thursday, August 31, 2017

Oh hey, remember last week when we said we'd written the longest blog post ever? We were such amateurs then. Welcome to THIS week's super sized blog post! As always, my compatriot Christopher Lockett has joined me to be, well, amazing. So let's get this thing started!

Nikki:
This week featured some more awesome vistas,
amazing CGI, incredible acting (Lena Headey you are on fire this season!), and the loss of a beloved longtime
character.

It begins with the Unsullied lining up in
their proper, perfect lines, as they’ve been trained to do, and then the
Dothraki racing through those lines as if to say, “Yes, we will follow military
protocol... but we’re also just here to randomly slaughter you, so...” The
music that was playing in this opening was new and awesome. It felt like a more
ominous version of the guards music from Wizard
of Oz. Bronn tells the Lannister soldiers to get 500 barrels of oil in
addition to the 500 they already have, and the soldier responds, “Yes, m’lord.”
I wrote in my notes, “Bronn’s gonna love that” and then immediately he told
Jaime how much he likes being called that.

Bronn watches the Unsullied prepare, and
crassly (and hilariously) says to Jaime, “You wouldn’t find me fighting in any
army if I had no cock. What’s left to fight for?” Jaime counters that gold is
worth fighting for, and you use that gold to protect your family. Bronn
responds that you won’t have a family if you don’t have a cock, and Jaime
pauses for a moment and concurs that yeah, maybe all this IS about cocks.

Which is a beautifully ironic comment,
given that everyone who is currently in power is a woman.

Jaime looks hopeless, because he’s already
been here once before, and Bronn agrees that their chances aren’t good. “I
think we’re about to be the downtrodden,” he says. In several moments in this
episode you’ll see Jaime’s face be almost unreadable, but one thing you can read is how torn he is about
following Cersei, whom he knows is wrong. While he sits by her side, he
understands the threat in the north is far greater than anything they’re
dealing with here, he knows that she’s as murderous as everyone says she is,
and he knows that Daenerys would massacre their armies in minutes. But his
loyalty (for now, at least) is to the woman carrying his child.

Meanwhile, on the ship, Tyrion watches as
they approach King’s Landing. Jon Snow stands beside him, and wonders aloud how
many people live in King’s Landing. When Tyrion says over a million, Jon asks
why so many people would want to be crammed all together like that. He comes
from the north, with its open moors and wide vistas of sky, and here’s a
metropolis that smells like shit with people living on the streets. But Tyrion
says for many this is their only hope of survival, and besides, the brothels
are far superior in King’s Landing. Coming home to King’s Landing is never easy
for Tyrion, but you can tell he’ll always have an uneasy fondness for the
place.

In the hold of the ship, the Hound knocks
on the crate and the wight sounds like a small dragon trying to fight its way out.
Even I was frightened, and I’d already seen that thing.

At the Red Keep, Cersei prepares for the
meeting, which she’s attending against her better judgment. She instructs the
Mountain that if anything goes wrong, he’s to “kill the silver-headed bitch
first,” followed by her brother Tyrion.

As Tyrion et al disembark and enter the
royal gardens, they see where the dragons had been kept long ago in the time of
Aegon, and Tyrion comments that given the madness of the king and the size of
his dragons — which would have dwarfed Dany’s children — King’s Landing at one
time must have been the most terrifying place in the world.

And then we get a ton of reunions all at
once — Brienne and Jaime, Podrick and Tyrion, Brienne and the Hound, Bronn and
Tyrion. It’s like covering off a ton of lost time in one fell swoop. What did
you think of all of these former allies/enemies all coming together again,
Chris?

Christopher: It had me thinking about the difference between Game of Thrones and our other favourite
examples of prestige television: namely that, more than any show I can think
of, this series has been playing—of necessity!—the long game. As I’ve written
elsewhere, I’m particularly susceptible to well-written and intelligent
television for the simple fact that I’m a narrative junkie. I love a good story
well told, and love the slow burn of a Breaking
Bad or The Wire. Series like that
are about as close to a sprawling, chunky novel as you’re likely to find in a
visual medium, something that speaks to the fact that the most revolutionary
aspect of“prestige” television is the
shift from episodic to serial storytelling. David Chase, creator of The Sopranos, more or less made this
case in annoyed response to those who said that his show had an “unfair
advantage” because HBO didn’t have to play by the FCC’s rules:

All
of us have the freedom to do story lines that unfold slowly. We all have the
freedom to create characters that are complex and contradictory. The FCC
doesn’t govern that. We all have the freedom to tell stupid, bad jokes that may
actually turn out to be funny. And we all have the freedom to let the audience
figure out what’s going on rather than telling
them what’s going on.

But in many cases, if not most, the laws of
television still govern on some level for most shows, and the perennial
question of renewal versus cancellation has tended to dictate that narrative
arcs describe seasons rather than entire series. Nowhere has this been more
explicit that with The Wire, with
each season exploring a different aspect of Baltimore within the larger context
of the War on Drugs. This innovation of David Simon’s was in part a genius
compromise with the television imperative of season-ending
cliffhangers—episodes of that show often ended surprisingly, with none of the
narratives cues that usually tell you the credits are about to roll. But
because of the thematic continuity of each season, the finales provided
definite ends, while still leaving you wanting more.

Game
of Thrones, by contrast, is all about the cliffhangers—but
to a great extent, its cliffhangers are doubly effective because this is a
series whose endgame was established early on (arguably, in the pilot episode’s
cold open). Even though the novels are still in progress (dammit, GRRM!), it’s
been pretty clear from the start just what kind of ultimate confrontation we’re
heading to—and though we’ve seen skirmishes (Fist of the First Men, Hardhome),
we end this season with the first real battle of the great war. (It’s amusing
to speculate on just how much bigger the sales of the novels would have been if
HBO had pulled the plug after season four or so—how many people would have run
to the bookstore to see what happens in the end).

And so—to finally answer your question,
Nikki—what we’re seeing in this episode, and what we’ve been seeing in the
various reunions over the past ten episodes or so, is a deeply satisfying
narrative convergence. What did I think of everyone coming together again here?
It felt like a payoff for all the time we’ve been watching this show.
Considering that for six seasons, one half of the action was taking place on an
entirely different continent—with Daenerys building her strength, her
confidence, and her armies—having her actually in the same space as Cersei
Lannister was brilliant.

But as for the leadup, I can’t tell you how
much I loved this scene—Tyrion and Pod’s heartfelt reunion, the Hound and
Brienne’s comically respectful exchange (“I thought you were dead”; “Not yet.
You came pretty close”), in which she tells him Arya is alive and well at
Winterfell; when he asks who’s protecting her, Brienne says, “The only one that
needs protecting is whoever gets in her way,” to which the Hound responds,
feelingly, “It won’t be me.” Ha! Ol’ Sad Eyes is learning some wisdom in his age.
And then, of course, Tyrion and Bronn: on reminding Bronn of his offer to
double whatever anyone else pays him, and suggesting that arranging a meeting
between him and Jaime might make Bronn suspect in Cersei’s eyes, Bronn counters
that it’s because of him that Cersei now has the option of beheading a bunch of
traitors as soon as she gets bored with their badinage, “All thanks to Ser
Bronn of the fucking Blackwater! If that’s not looking after myself, I don’t
know what is.” Tyrion’s expression is priceless—caught between knowing the
danger they’re all in, the fact that if everything goes pear-shaped that Bronn
will have out-thought him, and grudging respect for Bronn’s survival instincts.
“It’s good to see you again,” he says after a moment, and we know he’s sincere
when he says it. “Yeah, you too,” Bronn admits.

But then we arrive, everyone wearing their
game faces as they enter the Dragonpit for a confrontation we’ve been waiting
six freakin’ years to see—everyone, that is, but the Mother of Dragons herself
(the fact that Bronn and Pod leave to have a drink “while the fancy folks talk”
was hilarious—I think I’d almost rather have been present to hear their
conversation than that of the A plot).

There follows several moments of
watchfulness as some of our principals—Jon, Brienne, Jorah, Tyrion, the
Hound—survey the arena for possible threats or treachery. “I left this shit
city because I didn’t want to die in it,” the Hound snarls at Tyrion. “Am I
going to die in this shit city?” When Tyrion acknowledges that possibility, the
Hound says, with equal measure venom and fatalism, “This is all your idea.
Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it.” “And some Clegane cunt
to help them see it through,” says Tyrion through gritted teeth, and at that moment
Sandor sees his brother Gregor—surely the most poisonous of all the reunions of
the episode, even more so than Cersei and Tyrion. As the queen’s procession
passes through, there are a series of glances: Brienne and Jaime, Cersei and
Tyrion, and Euron and Theon. Before Cersei can complain about Daenerys’
absence, the Hound strides up to confront the Mountain. “What did they do to
you?” he asks. “Doesn’t fucking matter. You know who’s coming for you. You
always know.” (Ser Gregor might want to pay special attention to the upcoming
tutorial on how to kill the undead).

Cersei is quite irked by Daenerys’
tardiness, quite possibly because showing up after her enemies had been her power play. But of course Daenerys
knows better than anyone how to make an entrance, and on rewatching the
sequence in which she swoops in on Drogon, I paid more attention to the
expressions of everyone assembled—and it’s more or less a masterclass in
face-acting. Jaime, presumably still somewhat traumatized by his last dragon
encounter, is fearful and nervous; Cersei, discomfited, but refusing to stand
and give her adversary the satisfaction; Euron, genuinely perturbed for once;
Davos, stoical as always; Jorah, obviously trying to suppress a grin; and Jon,
lovestruck—or possibly slightly gassy, it’s hard to tell with him.

I think however that the prize for
face-acting in this entire sequence goes to Qyburn—not afraid of the dragon so
much as fascinated in a deeply creepy way … just as he is when he first sees
the wight. When he later picks up the severed undead arm, he wears an
expression that one imagines Tycho Nestoris would wear on seeing Smaug’s
hoard—one of something approaching lust. Anton Lesser, the actor playing
Qyburn, does a masterful job conveying a mad scientist’s sociopathic
fascination with stuff that could further his diabolical studies. The things I could do with this, he
seems to think of both the dragon and the wight.

Truly, if there was ever a character who
might happily work for the Night King …

Also great face acting: the “WTF?” Tyrion
gives Jaime when Euron interrupts him to yell at Theon.

I quite enjoyed this scene: I wasn’t sure
how it would play out when I saw the episode preview, but I loved the balance
of egos and personalities, and the way in which the good guys present their
case to Cersei. “There is nothing that can erase the past fifty years,” Tyrion
admits. A truce is the best anyone can hope for in this situation, a pause in
hostilities while the greater threat is dealt with. Eventually, it will come
down to Daenerys versus Cersei, and Cersei can see no reason to pause—as far as
she is concerned, all of this is a pantomime, designed to neuter the Lannisters
while Daenerys and Jon Snow muster even greater forces.

Which, to be fair, is precisely the
response they’d expected from her, which is why “We have something to show
you,” says Tyrion. Cue the Hound emerging from the Dragonpit green room with
the crated wight.

I loved this protracted nature of the
sequence that follows: the excruciatingly slow reveal as the Hound unlocks and
unbars the crate, while Cersei shares skeptical glances with Jaime; the
expectant looks on the faces of Daenerys et
al; and finally, the long moment after it has been opened in which we all
wonder if perhaps the ice zombie has disintegrated in the interim … and what
that might mean for this summit.

And then: The Walking Dead: Westeros!

What did you think of the reveal, Nikki,
and of Cersei’s response to it?

Nikki: I thought the same thing, that the wight was actually completely dead and not sorta dead, and
we were about to be in big trouble — of course, I was thinking this while
simultaneously knowing deep down it wasn’t, and thinking of the writers, “You
sly bastards.” Of course it’s alive, and it’s effing TERRIFYING.

On The
Walking Dead, zombies can freeze. There’s an onrunning joke that if they
would just walk north, for god’s sakes, instead of hanging around in Atlanta,
they would be in the frozen tundra and the zombies would freeze where they
stand. Here in Westeros, of course, the rules are different. When you’re
created in ice, you can move in ice, and that last battle north of the Wall was
a formidable one. And yet, this wight has been chained in a box for a few days,
and now he’s in a warmer temperature for the first time, and he just seemed to
move SO FAST. That’s not what we typically think of the slow-moving, lumbering
beasts. The audience is privy to the Cersei-cam view, and just as it runs right
at her, we see it coming for us, all sinew and bone and grey, hanging skin...
and screaming. The look on Cersei’s face when that thing flung itself at her
was one of the best moments in the series for me. She looks genuinely
terrified, but just as she tried to keep her face neutral and unimpressed when
Daenerys arrived via Dragon Express earlier in the meeting, here she similarly
tries not to show her fear.

It doesn’t work.

At some point Cersei moves from “I’m not
going to show anyone I might be scared” to “OMG GET THIS HORRIBLE THING AWAY
FROM ME” and her hands clutch the sides of the chair and her eyes grow to the
size of saucers and she pulls herself as far back into the chair as she can
get. To her credit, she does NOT jump out of the chair and run screaming from
the Dragon Pit, but she looks about as scared as I’ve ever seen Cersei, except
for the moment when she was kneeling by Joffrey’s side and saw the life flow
out of him.

Moments earlier Cersei had referred to the
Army of the Dead as nothing but a colossal joke, and Dany as nothing but a
usurper. Now... shit just got real. Now everyone is silenced, even the
loudmouthed Euron, who showed just how uncouth he is by interrupting the only
major summit of everyone trying to lay claim to the Iron Throne and making it
all about him just a few moments earlier. Westeros’s own Dr. Frankenstein
Qyburn, as you mentioned, Chris, looks utterly fascinated.

The dead are coming back to life and they
will eat us all.

We don’t stand a bloody chance.

Dragons schmagons, that is a DEAD GUY in
front of us and he almost ripped out Cersei’s throat.

Suddenly, all the politicking and battles
between human armies seems completely petty, and mean nothing. Cersei will
truly be the queen of the ashes if this guy persists. I mean... she’ll be queen
for one minute before she’s eaten, too, of course. Much was made of the Dragon
Pit on the way in as being the most terrifying place in all of Westeros. Now,
given what they now know is coming for them, the Dragon Pit seems positively
safe, and yet in that one moment, it truly is the most terrifying place in
Westeros. Even Brienne looked like she was about to soil her armour.

Euron asks if the zombies can swim, and the
answer is no. Welp! That’s THAT, then, and he grabs his things and says he’s
running back to the Iron Islands. He leans in to Dany on his away out and tells
her she’d best head back to her island, too, because when all is said and done,
and when this winter is over, the people on the islands will be the only ones
alive.

Which... seems like a good plan until we
remember that now, they can fly. D’oh. But more on that later.

As he walks away, Cersei admits Euron is a
complete coward, but moves back to official business, and says she will join
forces with them and will accept their truce. “Until the dead are defeated,”
she says, “they are the enemy.” For once it looks like Cersei’s going to do the
right thing. However, she has a tiny little request in return: after the dead
have been vanquished, the King of the North needs to retreat to the north and
stay there. He cannot take up arms against her army, he cannot choose sides. He
has to be Switzerland. “I know Ned Stark’s son will be true to his word.” (At
which point GRRM, sitting in the back, stands up, looks around and says,
“Sorry, does anyone see one of Ned Stark’s sons sitting anywhere here because I
DON’T.” Ahem.)

Okay, this is easy, Jon, you just look at
her and say, “Cool, cool... no problem. As soon as the wights are all dead Ima
head back to my homestead and y’all can fight this one to the end, that’s
totally cool.” Then he can turn and give a big wink to Dany when Cersei isn’t
looking and it’s all great, this is going to be ea—

I
am true to my word, or I try to be. That is why I cannot give you what you ask.
I cannot serve two queens. I’ve already pledged myself to Queen Daenerys of
House Targaryen.

GODDAMMIT JON SNOW.

Davos stands there, dumbfounded, suddenly
realizing he really should have counselled this kid better because clearly Jon
Snow is more of a dumb shit than even Ygritte thought he was. Daenerys goes wide-eyed.
Tyrion just closes his. Somewhere, off in space, Captain Picard is face-palming
in frustration.

Cersei has a brief moment where she
probably thinks, “Well, good luck with this
one then, Dany, because Jon Snow’s armies will be marching on Dorne when they
take a wrong right turn on their way to King’s Landing. Seriously, where do you
find these guys?!” And she stands up,
tells them there’s nothing more to discuss, and to have fun fighting the White
Walkers in the north — she’ll deal with whatever gets past them.

As the King’s Landing contingent leaves the
stage, Brienne races after Jaime and tries to appeal to him. She saw how scared
he looked when that thing jumped out of the box, because it mirrored her own
face, and she knows that he knows they can’t just let it happen, that if they
deal with “whatever is left” it’ll be not only the 100,000 marching south, but
everyone in the north that will have been killed and reanimated to march on the
south. Jaime counters that he can’t help her: “I’m loyal to the queen and
you’re loyal to Sansa and her dolt brother.” (HAHA!) Brienne stops him in his
tracks when she says, “Oh fuck
loyalty!”

Whoa.

Brienne is a character who is loyal to a
fault. She has actually made questionable decisions at times due to her
unbending loyalty, has put herself in harm’s way constantly for loyalty, has
even questioned her own loyalty knowing it’s not leading her down the right
path... and yet, she remains loyal to Renly Baratheon, to Catelyn Stark, to
Sansa and Arya Stark. So even Jaime almost gets whiplash when his head jerks
back at this statement coming from her, of all people. “Fuck loyalty?!” he
says. She tells him they can’t beat this alone, and he knows it, and he has to
tell the queen. At this point Cersei has stopped and is staring at the two of
them — two people, by the way, who actually became quite intimate at one time,
with Brienne being the only person who is a rival for Jaime’s affection. But he
just says, “Tell her what?” and keeps walking.

Back on the stage, people are pissed. Tyrion watches Cersei leave. He
knows his sister better than anyone, and knows that not only have they just
lost her army, but Jon Snow would have lost all Cersei’s respect for not lying. She doesn’t respect honesty —
the last person she met who was this stupidly honest was Ned Stark, and we all
know what she did to him. Even Theon is standing there looking surprised in the
background, and I couldn’t help but think only Jon Snow could make Theon
Greyjoy look like a Rhodes Scholar in comparison.

Davos flat-out says, “I wish you hadn’t
done that.” Daenerys marches over and says, “I’m grateful for your loyalty, but
my dragon died so we could be here, and if it’s all for nothing, then he died
for nothing.”

Jon looks torn — in his heart he believes
he did the right thing, but he knows he’s just betrayed the very queen he swore
an oath to, which is the OPPOSITE of the right thing in his world. Tyrion turns
on his heel and says with evident frustration in his voice, “Have you ever
considered learning how to lie now and then JUST A BIT??”

And Jon Snow looks at them all with that
look of his and says he won’t swear an oath to uphold, because the world is
built on lies and over time words mean nothing and blah blah blah
self-righteous blah blah blah I’m ushering in a better world yadda yadda yadda.

Tyrion says the more immediate problem they
have to face now is that they’re all FUCKED. And he has decided the only way
they could possibly get unfucked is if he goes to Cersei himself. I couldn’t
help but wonder, by the way, if the Lannister army is truly the only real shot
they have against the White Walkers? Daenerys slaughtered their army in the
valley, and I know that wasn’t the entire Lannister army but it was certainly a
large portion of them. And she reduced them to fewer than a thousand men. So...
is that really their best chance? But anyway...

Dany rushes to his side and says she didn’t
come all this way to have her Hand murdered by the queen, and he said neither
has he, but it’s the only way. Jon Snow offers to go himself — because somehow
even being a major player in what just happened he seems to have missed WHAT
JUST HAPPENED — and they all look at him like he’s even stupider than they
thought three seconds ago and Tyrion says NO, he will go to the queen because
it’s his sister, and he knows her. And if she kills him she kills him, but this
is the only way we’ll get anything done.

And Tyrion heads off to see Cersei, but
first he has to get through his brother Jaime. I know we’ve already seen one
reunion between Tyrion and Jaime, but this one felt more like the one I wanted
to see: you can see that Jaime still has some affection for Tyrion — and
perhaps, now that he’s seen Tyrion’s queen up close and sees that Tyrion is
actually there for good reason and means well, he actually respects and feels
some awe for his brother. Tyrion is the imp who was never cared for or loved by
his mother, who was the bane of his father’s existence, who was despised by his
sister, who became a drunk who was going to amount to nothing, but who got a
lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a
self-starter... and he became the Hand of Queen Daenerys. Jaime sits next to
Cersei’s throne, but only because at night she’s, you know, sitting on his. And
despite being put into the dungeon and exiled and Jaime saying he would kill
him if he ever saw him again, Tyrion has never stopped looking up to his older
brother, never stopped wanting him to respect Tyrion for everything Tyrion has
done. He believes his brother is one of the most fearsome warriors alive, and
while that respect has cooled somewhat, you could tell in this scene he’s still
seeking that approval.

Tyrion looks at Jaime and says he might be
an idiot, but he’s about to walk into a room with the most murderous woman
alive (considering how many people Dany has killed with that dragon that might
not be completely true but let’s not fixate on that). And of course, Jaime
doesn’t argue with him. He tells him that perhaps he should say his goodbye
now, and even though there’s a joke underlying that moment, you can tell Jaime
would be saddened and torn if that does, in fact, play out to be true. I loved
this quiet little scene between the two brothers.

And then, Tyrion walks into the lion’s den.
What did you think of this scene, Chris? Did you think in another life Tyrion
and Cersei might have made good drinking buddies?

Christopher:Um, no. I can’t imagine the
circumstances in which Cersei would ever be friendly with Tyrion. There was an Imagur.com visual recap of the episode
with comic captions making the rounds on Facebook; it is worth reading just
because it is hilarious, but also because it is the only thing I’ve seen that
points out that the Hound’s presence goes unremarked by the Lannisters (in
spite of the fact that he used to work for them—and was, in fact, Joffrey’s
sword shield, and that his desertion at the Battle of Blackwater Bay was kind
of a big deal for that reason):

“All ugly people look the same to me” is
perhaps something of a reductive distillation of Cersei’s worldview, but it is
not unhelpful in summing up a certain aspect of her character: she doesn’t mind
ugliness when it is coupled with power and serves her purposes (e.g. the
Mountain), but when it falls outside her use, it is beneath contempt. One
imagines that had Tyrion been born a clean-limbed version of her and Jaime,
Cersei might have been inclined to forgive him her mother’s death in
childbirth; by the same token, had he not been such a clever little shit and
rebellious to boot, she might have been satisfied with contempt as opposed to
outright loathing. Cersei’s hatred of Tyrion (in contrast to Daenerys’ valuing
of him) is representative of her congenital antipathy to anything not falling
within her very rigid sense of herself, which is also her sense of how the
world should work. Euron’s sneering comment that children born like Tyrion were
left to die of exposure reminds us of Tyrion’s first-season observation that
peasant families in Westeros did the same—that the only reason he was allowed
to live was because he was a Lannister. And for all of Cersei’s veneration of
her father, we know all too well she wishes he had treated Tyrion as the Iron
Islanders or peasant Westrosi would have.

In a more metaphorical sense, though,
Tyrion represents the peasantry and all the rest of the people(s) Cersei sees
as beneath her. If her conversation with Tyrion makes anything clear (if it
wasn’t already clear), it’s that her sole and primary concern is for herself
and for her family.

So no—I cannot envision a parallel reality
in which Cersei and Tyrion would be good drinking buddies.

That being said, this scene between them is
one of the best acted parts of the series thus far (and as we both know, that’s
saying a lot). The intensity in this scene is remarkable, due in part to what I
mentioned before about how long it’s been in coming—but in the hands of lesser
actors, it would have been … well, less than it is. It took me some time, as
you and our more devoted readers will remember, Nikki, to warm up to Lena
Headey as Cersei—not because I didn’t think she was a good actor, but because
she was so very different from how GRRM depicts her in the novels. But she has
so totally owned this character that when The
Winds of Winter finally comes out in thirty years, I suspect I’ll find the
Cersei of the novels out of step with what I’ve become accustomed to.

What I loved most about this scene relates
to what I was just saying about Cersei’s absolute sense of order—her anger with
Tyrion for killing Tywin has little or nothing in this moment to do with love
or grief, but rather with the fact that the death of Tywin left the Lannisters
vulnerable. Tyrion’s defense is that his father had sentenced him to death,
knowing full well he was innocent; and further that Tywin had humiliated and
belittled him his entire life. But they’re speaking different languages. Cersei
might feel grief for her children, and blame Tyrion’s murder of Tywin for that,
but the greater sin—the absolute sin,
as far as she is concerned—is the betrayal of family, the making vulnerable. As we have seen this entire series,
vulnerability is precisely the thing that Cersei loathes and fears the most.

Which is not to say there is no humanity in
her—no, that would be too simplistic, too easy, and unworthy of this series.
Cersei is, as characters from Olenna Tyrell to Tyrion himself have professed, a
monster—but she’s hardly a Bond villain or some sort of mustache-twirling, cackling
caricature of evil. What I love about this scene is the pain and fear that Lena
Headey brings to the character, roiling just beneath the surface and inflecting
the rage she professes. Everything she does in this episode is about restraint;
the genius of the summit scene was, in part, due to Cersei’s studied calm,
betrayed only in minute gestures and facial expressions. Ditto her scene with
Tyrion. Peter Dinklage gets to emote here, which isn’t at all a knock against his performance—his speech that crescendos
with him daring Cersei to order the Mountain to kill him (and his shuddering
relief when she doesn’t) is brilliant. But the tension of that moment doesn’t
lie in the Mountain starting to unsheathe his sword so much as the close up of
Cersei’s face and the hunger there as she balances on the line between desire
and pragmatism.

But of course she doesn’t accede to her own
wish to see Tyrion dead—instead, she plays him. It’s really only obvious on
rewatching—and it makes me doubly suspicious that her pregnancy is a sham—that
she seeks to fetch Tyrion in with her talk of how seeing the wight narrowed the
world for her down to concern for her immediate family. What’s brilliant about
her deceit here is that one suspects it isn’t really deceit: I have little
doubt Cersei is speaking truth when she says that the specter of the army of
the dead didn’t make her fear for the world at large, but for herself and those
close to her. If nothing else, this is what this tête-a-tête articulates to us:
that Jon Snow and Daenerys, whatever their flaws, are the good guys because
they care for the whole of Westeros and not just those close to them. Dany’s
encounter with the Night King transformed her thinking, even though it came at
the cost of one of her children. Jon Snow has always been on the side of the
masses. In the moment when she’s most obviously signaling her ostensible
pregnancy to Tyrion, Cersei wonders whether or not Euron had the right idea
about retreating to an island—and we wonder if, in that moment, she’s sincere.

With that, we return to the Dragonpit, and
the next installment in the Jon and Dany chronicles. Of the various complaints
about this season, and the final few episodes in particular, those not
preoccupied with geography (guilty) have fixated on the fact that we don’t
really get a better development of the romance between these two. The most
critical have charged that there’s NO chemistry between these two WHATSOEVER,
but I disagree with that—I think there’s definite chemistry between Dany and
Jon, it just needed more cultivation. And perhaps a little more subtlety in the
writing? I mean, it seems that every time the two of them talked, Daenerys saw
fit to remind him that she couldn’t have children … which can be read as (1)
Dany already thinking about getting it on, (2) offering a caveat in advance of
a possible dynastic marriage, or (3) basically letting him know that, hey,
birth control? not an issue! That being said, the final seconds of this scene
were redolent with desire—it was totally a moment in which the two would-be
lovers really wanted to kiss, not least because Jon Snow (who might know
something after all) has, to coin an expression, the audacity of hope. When
Dany tells him that she learned of her barrenness from “the witch who murdered my
husband,” Jon asks, “Has it occurred to you that she might not have been a
reliable source of information?”Really,
what’s remarkable here is that after all these years it’s JON FUCKING SNOW who
points out this rather obvious flaw in Daenerys’ reasoning.

Cue Tyrion’s return, in advance of Cersei
and her entourage. “My armies will not stand down,” she informs them all. “Nor
will I pull them back to the capital. I will march them north to fight
alongside you in the great war.” Awesome! Nothing could possibly go wrong now,
right?

Well, as if to distract us from the UTTER
CERTAINTY of Cersei’s insincerity, we cut to Sansa’s conversation with
Littlefinger, and a further suggestion that Sansa means to do Arya harm. In
order to emphasize this, we open on her tapping a scroll on the table—news that
Jon had chosen to bend the knee to Daenerys, which is bad enough, but also
reminding us of the incriminating scroll Littlefinger had left in his mattress
for Arya to find. But it is Jon’s choice to submit to Daenerys that is the
first item of business, with Sansa (rather understandably) irked and a bit
incredulous that he would do such a thing. Littlefinger of course wants to make
it sordid: citing the rumour that Daenerys is beautiful, he says “Jon is young
and unmarried; Daenerys is young and unmarried.” An alliance, he says, makes
sense—together they’d be difficult to defeat, but though he was named King in
the North, “he can be un-named.”

And here’s the point at which, in
hindsight, we wonder how much Sansa and Arya have already started plotting? Is
this entire scene a means of drawing Littlefinger out, or is this where Sansa
has her epiphany thanks to Littlefinger’s “game” of imagining worst intentions?
Is it after this scene that Sansa goes to Arya and says, “Hey, I know we’ve
been bitching at each other, but where did you get that scroll?”, or is she now
just knowingly giving him enough rope to hang himself? I guess we can’t ever
know that, but it’s still a pretty decent scene, especially considering it’s
Mayor Carcetti’s swan song. Of all the characters on this series, he’s had a
good run—of those who we met in season one, he’s one of the few who has made it
this far.

He leads Sansa through all of the worst
possible scenarios, all of the worst possible reasons Arya has acted as she
has—leading her, ultimately, to the conclusion that she wants to be the Lady of
Winterfell.

If I’d really been thinking, this is where
I’d have gotten off the Sansa-vs-Arya train and realized (for certain) that
Littlefinger’s number was up. Not because I considered it unlikely that Arya
might be murderous, but because of a flaw in Littlefinger’s logic, one based in
his own desires—he assumes that everyone else has ambitions comparable to his
own, that everyone else wants power and status. Or else that everyone else can
be convinced that ostensible rivals are driven by a desire for power or status.
But however creepy Sansa’s encounter with Arya and her bag of faces was, one
thing that emerged from that (and from every encounter they’ve had since Arya’s
return) is that Arya has no desire to be the “Lady”—that she has spent her life
charting a different course.

I’d like to think this was the moment that
a part of Sansa’s brain called bullshit. But I guess we’ll never know.

From there we cut to Daenerys’ war room,
and whether or not it’s in Dany’s best interests to fly or sail. What did you
think of Daenerys’ declaration that “We’ll sail together,” Nikki? Was she
already thinking of that sumptuous stateroom she has on her ship?

Nikki: It’s possible she was thinking of that stateroom, but more
importantly, she chose a side. Like you, as our readers know, I was late to the
“Dany ♥ Jonny” party because I really just wanted to see it as a political
match-up. (And, you know, that whole auntie
thing.) And I’d like to think that Daenerys here is ruled by her head and
not her heart and was making a solid political move in saying she’ll sail and
going against the advice of Jorah, much to Jorah’s chagrin (and he obviously
can see the attraction between the two). But then again, so what if she is
ruled by her heart? It would only show us that she’s human. She’s been involved
in so many political moves for someone so young, and the only person who’s ever
truly had her heart — Khal Drogo — was a union she was forced into, one that
began with rape. So hey, why not have her fall for the cute, dumb jock?

Mr. November leaves the war room and is
crossing the throne room when Theon stops him, and we have the only private
discussion between these two former sort-of brothers of Winterfell. Neither one
was legitimately a Stark brother, both of them had lived on the periphery,
although Jon had more stake than Theon (remember way back in season one, when
they found the direwolves, Jon got one but Theon didn’t). Theon tells Jon that
he respected what he did back at the Dragon Pit, and unlike everyone else
present, Theon wasn’t surprised by Jon’s actions, because they were in keeping
with the honourable Jon Snow he grew up with. “Every step you take [every move you
make] seems to be the right one,” he tells Jon. Jon plays it humble, saying
he’s made many mistakes, and we know he has. “Not compared to me, you haven’t,”
says Theon, and Jon immediately agrees.

Theon explains that when he was at
Winterfell he was always torn between loyalties: he had been taken as Ned
Stark’s ward away from the Iron Islands during the Greyjoy uprising against the
Iron Throne, but even though Ned took him as a prize when Balon Greyjoy
surrendered to Robert Baratheon, Ned has raised him with love, not as a slave.
He’s eaten and slept and grown up alongside the Stark children, and became very
close to Robb. And yet, he was torn. He was born a Greyjoy, and remained a
Greyjoy. He had worshipped the Drowned God as a child and had a sister, Yara
(his brothers were killed in the war). And yet, he was also a Stark, living at
Winterfell, learning archery and sword-fighting among the other Starks. In this
declaration we finally get to the central problem in Theon’s head: having grown
up torn between two loyalties, it’s difficult for him to remain loyal to
anyone. It’s why he so easily switched sides in the early seasons before Ramsay
Bolton nabbed and tortured him. And he lives with the pain of knowing how his
lack of loyalty ended up hurting both
the Starks and the Greyjoys. Jon listens to him, and you can see his loathing
dissipate for Theon as he does, because he knows how it feels — Jon was
accepted as a Stark by Ned, but was always treated like an outsider by Catelyn
because Jon represented her husband’s infidelity. (What I would give to bring
Catelyn back to life for one minute just to tell her that Ned had never been
unfaithful to her.)

Game
of Thrones is a story of outsiders. Tyrion is the
imp who didn’t belong in the Lannister clan. Jon Snow is the bastard who was
never fully welcomed at Winterfell. Theon Greyjoy was a boy torn between two
Houses. Ramsay Bolton lost his mind as the bastard son of Roose Bolton. Brienne
of Tarth was so large she could never be trussed up like a lady, but because
she was still a woman she could never be fully treated like a male soldier. The
Hound’s own brother pushed his face into the fire, scarring him for life and
making him an outcast. Samwell Tarly didn’t have the desire or ability to be
the military leader of House Tarly like his father wanted him to be, so he was
shipped off to the Wall. Ser Jorah was exiled from House Mormont after he had
participated in the slave trade, which shamed his family. Gendry was one of the
many bastard children of Robert Baratheon, but he lives in fear of Cersei
finding him and killing him so he can’t lay claim to the throne. The list goes
on and on. Even within the legitimate families, you have characters like Arya
who don’t fit, or Tommen, who knows he’s a bastard but goes along with the
whole “Baratheon” story.

Despite his sympathy, Jon acknowledges that
Theon has been guilty of many crimes. “I can’t forgive you for all of it, but
what I can forgive, I do,” he says. And then he finally looks right at Theon
and adds, “You don’t need to choose. You’re a Greyjoy, and you’re a Stark.”
This is such an important line: all of the people I’ve just named above have
been treated as outcasts, but they are part of something. Tyrion is still a
legitimate Lannister. Theon a legitimate Greyjoy who could just as easily swear
fealty to House Stark. Despite Ramsay’s bastardy, he took over as the head of
House Bolton (well, you know, after he murdered his legit baby brother).
Brienne is the most formidable swordsperson in the Seven Kingdoms (save,
perhaps, Arya) and has been accepted into many folds. And similarly, Jon Snow
is a Stark, even if he’s not a Stark by way of Eddard (something we know and he
doesn’t). He’s been raised as one, he thinks more like Eddard than any other
character on this show, and he remains loyal to his House.

Theon tells Jon that Yara actually tried to
save him when no one else would, recalling the scene where she breaks in to
save Theon, who cowered in the back of the cage and refused to go with her.
“She needs me now,” he says. “So why’re you still talking to me?” asks Jon, and
he leaves. I was a wee bit disappointed at the very ending of this
conversation. Jon just told him he’s as much a Stark as he is a Greyjoy, and
should be proud of that. And then when Theon hints that he could use some help
in the next little bit to retrieve his sister before Euron departs with her,
Jon says, “You’re on your own.”

Theon heads down to the beach to try to
conjure up help from the Iron soldiers since Jon didn’t offer any, but the men
will not be led by the man they perceive as Reek. They tell him they’re going
to start over, find an island, kill all the men, and take their women
(incidentally, this is actually part of the Drowned God philosophy and very
much what the culture of the Iron Islands is based on). In the fight that
ensues I actually thought Theon might die, but no matter how many times he
knocks him down and screams at him to STAY DOWN, Theon conjures up his inner
Rocky Balboa and stands up again. And then he gains the upper hand when the
Greyjoy soldier kicks him in the crotch... and then does it again... and Theon
just stands there grinning at him.

It reminded me of that scene in my
favourite episode of King of the Hill,
where Bobby Hill goes to the women’s self-defense classes and learns the best
way to take down a bully is to kick him in the crotch while yelling, “That’s my
purse! I don’t know you!” (What ensues is comedy GOLD.) And when his Mom starts
to berate him at the end of the episode, he kicks her squarely in the crotch...
and she doesn’t go down.

Where Peggy Hill does not kill her 10-year-old son on the front lawn at that point, Theon
does move in for the kill and takes out the soldier with his bare hands, which
is a pretty awesome display of ferocity, and then he moves to go get his
sister.

I’ll admit the lack of the actual Yara
rescue scene was a little disappointing to me in this episode — I felt like
that’s something that could have been resolved now so we don’t have to wait
until season eight, but whatever. That said, time is of the essence at this
point, and I wouldn’t want that scene to be rushed, despite the whole Greyjoy
saga being rather peripheral at this point.

And from here we move to the scene with
Arya and Sansa. Remember last week when you said that for the first time in the
series you truly hated Arya, and then I spent about 3,000 words explaining to
everyone exactly where the sisters were in season one and how if we look at it
entirely from Arya’s point of view, it actually stands to reason that she would
hate her sister, although the only part I thought felt suspicious is when she
said Sansa has nothing to worry about if she’s innocent, when Arya’s experience
would tell her that’s not true at all?

Well... this week all I have to say is:

Anyway. I still think it was well done and fitting that Arya should go after
Sansa, and I swear not 10 minutes after we posted our blog last week, the fan
theory that Arya and Sansa were actually playing Littlefinger blew up all over
my FB newsfeed. But my first response, as I posted on my FB wall, was, if
someone is actually being played, I believe Arya’s doing it and Sansa’s not in
on it. And therefore my explanation still stands because I believe Arya was
playing everyone knowing that Littlefinger was watching and Sansa — thinking
that her sister really was about to kill her — would be able to pull him into a
trap, but at the same time, she was releasing some of the hostility and pent-up
feelings she’s had towards her sister for many years. It’s a perfect way to get
off her chest what she really thinks
of Sansa, while at the same time going, “Well THAT was a fun pantomime of which
I didn’t mean a single word, eh sis??”

What’s come out in the last few days — I’m
not sure if you saw it or not, Chris — is that there was a deleted scene where
Sansa actually went to Bran and asked if Mr. I Can See Across Time could look
at Arya for her and tell her if she’s actually planning to kill her. They took
out this scene for time reasons, but it goes a LONG way to explaining that no,
Sansa wasn’t actually in on it, but in this moment she finally realized Arya’s
stunning endgame, and that it would help the two of them put an end to Lord
Baelish once and for all. It’s too bad they took it out, because without that
scene, it leaves the [non]-trail a little too jarring, and for a show that
shows us SO much exposition with every character, putting the audience into
their heads, it rarely falls to such trickery.

That said, Arya’s dagger slice was pretty
awesome to watch.

Though, oddly, I’ll admit, I think the show
loses a little something without Lord Baelish in it. Not only does he keep
everyone on their toes — and he’s actually put that delightful Lucky Charms
Leprechaun lilt back into his voice in recent episodes — but he’s actually a
rather sympathetic character in the books, I felt, simply because the books
provide the flashback to his childhood where you see what a sweet person he
was, always hanging back beside Catelyn trying to impress her, while Eddard was
a bit of a buffoon to him.

What did you think of the quick death of
Lord Baelish, Chris? Were you at all sad to see him go, at least from the
show’s narrative point of view?

Christopher: Before I get to that, I
want to dispute your characterization of Jon Snow as a not-too-bright jock. I’d
say rather that he’s the not-too-bright emo guy who writes really bad poetry,
but whom everyone likes anyway because he’s a genuinely nice guy. I mean, as
long as we’re slotting everyone into Breakfast
Club-style designations. He’s really kind of a combination of Ally Sheedy
and Anthony Michael Hall.

But anyway … I’m at once delighted that
Littlefinger got his comeuppance in such dramatic fashion (“as justice goes,
it’s not unpoetic”), and also sad to see him go—both from a narrative
perspective, but also because I just love watching Aiden Gillen do his thing so much. He’s such a good actor. The
first thing I ever saw him in was the British Queer as Folk, in which he played Stuart—the sexpot character in
the small group of friends on which the show focused. He was kind of an asshole
on that show too, but so very compelling. It’s a testament to his acting that
when the American adaptation was made, they cast an actor (Gale Harold) in the
Gillen role so good-looking that he might possibly have Greek god lineage.
Gillen is himself quite an attractive
man, but he acted his sex
appeal—there are moments in the British Queer
as Folk in which be basically exudes sex.(Fun fact for anyone who likes to play television series master-universe
crossover: the teenager Stuart deflowers in the first episode of Queer as Folk, Nathan, is played by
Charlie Hunnam. So for those keeping score, Jax Teller of Sons of Anarchy had his cherry popped by Lord Petyr Baelish).

From there, Gillen went on to play
idealistic councilman Tommy Carcetti on The
Wire, whose election to the role of mayor starts with him having all the
best intentions, but soon he become compromised by his own ambition and ego.

When he was cast as Littlefinger, I joked (after I’d done my Dance of Joy for
such brilliant casting) that this was perfect because Littlefinger was
basically Carcetti ten years on, having lost whatever idealism he’d had at the
start. I’ll miss him for all of those reasons, and for the fact that he’s
always just a value-added character in any scene he graces (his occasional
lapses into Irish Batman notwithstanding).

But alas, Littlefinger is gone—and we cut
from his death to the shadowed outline of Cersei from behind and she walks to
where Jaime is briefing his generals (just as an aside—is it just me, or have
they been using this shot, i.e. the medium close-up from behind featuring a
character’s head and shoulders, as they walk to whatever significant meeting
they have, an awful lot this season? It could very well serve as the cover for
the DVD collection). Jaime is, unsurprisingly, doing what he does best—leading
the Lannister armies. He bites out a series of orders crisply and clearly, and
the impression we get is one of extreme competence. He’s in his element here.
So of course it’s up to Cersei to disabuse him of his assumptions.

Dismissing his generals, she marvels at his
stupidity—did he really imagine they were joining up with Jon Snow and
Daenerys? To be fair, Jaime isn’t the most subtle of thinkers—much to Tywin’s
dismay, his heir was, as Cersei observes, always far more interested in hunting
and fighting. Tyrion was the true thinker, though Cersei now seems to have
adopted the role of the key Lannister intellect now that the Imp has gone over
to the enemy.

It’s worth pausing a moment to note once
again the way in which different characters have evolved over the seven seasons
of this show. Jaime Lannister when we first met him was brash, arrogant, and
amoral—something encapsulated in how he pushes Bran out the window at the end
of the pilot episode, obviously not wanting
to do so, but also more or less indifferent to the fact that he’s killing a
child. (Interesting thought—one assumes some time next season he’ll meet Bran;
will the new Three Eyed Raven bear a grudge?). Since then, he’s been captured
by the enemy, imprisoned, released, re-captured and de-phalanged, returned
home, lost his son, watched his brother convicted for a crime he didn’t commit,
helped his brother escape, lost his father to that brother’s vengeance, lost
his daughter, and lost his other son.

So, y’know, he’s been through a lot. And
apparently for Jaime Lannister, that puts him in touch with his inner Ned
Stark: he’s appalled at Cersei’s plot, mostly because he’s given his word, and her betrayal means he must betray his own
honour. The amorality of Season One Jaime is nowhere to be seen; instead, we
have an older, wiser (but apparently still unsubtle) Kingslayer for whom words
actually mean something. Not so much his sister: “I’ll say whatever I need to
say to ensure the survival of our house,” she tells him, but Jaime has shifted
into a new paradigm. “This isn’t about noble houses,” he rages, “this is about
the living and the dead.” He gets it—he’s had his Saul-on-the-road-to-Taursus
moment, or what I suppose in Westeros we now have to call his Jon Snow moment.
The stakes are clear to him. He made a promise … but Cersei only concerned
about survival. Her survival, and
that of her family. All of the scenarios she outlines for him—the dead win,
they come south; the living win, they come south—she frames not perhaps as
win-win, but certainly that their would-be allies have about the same designs
on them as the wight they’d seen that morning. That is to say: there is no
eventuality in which the Lannisters are not ultimately on the chopping block.

One can almost admire her cold calculus: if
one’s only concern is oneself and those closest to you, it makes total sense
not to risk anything when your enemies will destroy each other. The one
variable Cersei doesn’t seem to have considered, however, is that if the Night
King wins, he comes south THAT MUCH MORE POWERFUL. If Jon and Dany prevail …
well, they’ll almost certainly be very depleted, to the point where Cersei’s
armies have a fighting chance. That’s an awfully big risk to take, but Cersei
doesn’t seem to have figured that out. Jaime, by contrast, has—and despite his
prospective fatherhood, Cersei’s maybe-baby is not a poker chip one wants to
play in this imminent war.

Especially not when one considers the fact
that his relatively newfound honour puts him at odds with the woman he’s loved
literally all his life. Seeing the wight pushed Jaime past a certain point, but
Cersei’s own recognition that “The monsters are real” doesn’t change her
calculus, for a reason that was made explicit to Jaime by the Queen of Thorns: though
Cersei goes on to name all the figures of myth and legend from White Walkers to
Dothraki Screamers, the fact becomes unavoidable to Jaime is that the true
monster is the woman he loves.

What I love about this scene is that it
really is a paradigm shift for Jaime, and it makes clear the fact that they’re
no longer speaking the same language. In an effort to convince her, he falls
back on the logic of armed force and his memory of being routed by the Dothraki
and a dragon—there is no way to defeat them, he reminds her. But say what you
will of Cersei, she is nothing if not observant, having noticed that Dany
brought only two dragons to the summit. When Jaime lamely suggests that the
third might be guarding her fleet, she deals him a withering look. No, she
says: Daenerys brought her full force so as best to intimidate them. That should
have included all three dragons; the absence of one means that they’re
vulnerable.

(Which is of course a moment of dramatic
irony for all of us: knowing as we do that Viserion was brought down by the
very threat to which Cersei is indifferent, and that he’ll be a weapon deployed
against the living , is something she cannot know. And we, the audience, only
come to appreciate the magnitude of that threat in the final moments of the
episode).

And then we come to grasp the full extent
of Cersei’s plotting in her revelations about the Iron Bank and Euron’s
deception. I must admit, I had a grudging admiration for Cersei in this
moment—genuinely thinking a few steps ahead. One wonders what excuse Euron
would have made to beat a hasty exit during the summit if the good guys hadn’t
brought the wight? But he’s off, one way or another, gone to fetch twenty
thousand swords to bolster the Lannister host. Though it is rather questionable
just how loyal mercenaries from a different continent will prove when faced with
the army of the dead. Not really something the Bronns of the world would be
willing to face, no matter what the payday.

(Huh. Writing that makes me realize: Bronn
went to have a drink with Pod at the start of the summit, and so wasn’t there
for the release of the wight, was he? Clever work, GoT writers! Because I have
to imagine that, on seeing that thing, he wouldn’t be quite so keen to have a
castle in continental Westeros—probably would have pledged his sword to Euron
at that point).

What follows then is a brief but heated
argument over betrayal and treason. Jaime is irked that Cersei plotted with
Euron behind his back; but Cersei—not unreasonably—is still angry at Jaime for
treating with Tyrion and, by extension, with Daenerys. She’s not wrong in calling
that betrayal; whether it’s treason is a matter for the lawyers, but what
becomes obvious in this moment is that Jaime has started thinking globally (as
it were). He has a bigger picture in mind, even as he worries about the
survival of House Lannister. In the end, however, he is resolute in hewing to
his promises—as I said above, he finds his inner Stark!—and basically breaks up
with Cersei here.

Let me repeat that in all caps. HE BREAKS
UP WITH CERSEI.

Though not without concern for his life:
the Mountain, once again, offers the threat of death. Twice in this episode has
Cersei been challenged by one of her brothers to order the Mountain to kill
them, and twice she blinked. And while Tyrion emitted explosive gasps of relief
when he wasn’t summarily cut down, I suspect Jaime didn’t care much one way or
another—he was deserting his sister, the woman he’s illicitly loved all his
life, and if Ser Gregor had actually put up a fight, he might well have
welcomed death.

Instead, he’s on the road … alone. I suppose
it was naïve of me to think he might have taken some of the Lannister army with
him. But no—he’s alone, and as he pulls a glove over his golden hand, a
snowflake falls on it.

(I suppose it’s only appropriate that,
given how long this show has been saying “winter is coming,” when winter comes,
it takes an awfully long time to do so).

What follows is a rather beautiful and
poignant sequence in which we see snow and night falling—over the desiccated
jawbones of dwarf dragons, over the Dragonpit itself, and over the rooftops of
King’s Landing. (I’m having a James Joyce moment here: “the snow falling
faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their
last end, upon all the living and the dead”).

The falling snow provides an elegant segue
back to Winterfell, where Samwell Tarly has arrived! And for once I won’t
complain about the brevity of the journey, which really should have taken all
of next season. What did you think of Sam’s reunion with Bran, Nikki, and
Bran’s, um, exposition?

Nikki: First, I think “maybe-baby” is my new phrase, so thank you for
that! And also, while I’m with you that I would have loved to have seen Podrick
and Bronn have that break for the beer, and that not letting Bronn see the
wight means he’ll actually stick around, there was actually a more pragmatic
reason that Bronn splits at the very beginning of the scene. Turns out Jerome
Flynn and Lena Headey were very much an item, but the relationship ended so badly that when he was cast as Bronn
on the show, both actors had it included in their contracts that they would
never, ever appear in a scene together. So the writers had to come up with a
way to have Bronn lead the group to the Dragon Pit and then immediately leave —
and sure enough, if you watch, he’s never actually in the same shot, which
means the moment of him putting a hand on Pod’s shoulder and saying “Let’s go
grab a drink” was probably filmed separately with just the two of them.

Ah... love.

But anyway, back to the scene with Sam and
Bran. First of all, I loved loved LOVED this scene, and not for the reason that
everyone else probably did (although that moment was AMAZING) but because we
actually caught a glimpse of the old Samwell Tarly. Eager to please, hilarious,
stuttering... not the world-weary Sam we’ve seen at the Citadel. He comes into
Bran’s room and finds the Bran we’ve been dealing with all season staring at
the fire, and he asks him, “What happened to you north of the Wall?” Bran
replies cryptically, “I became the three-eyed raven.” Sam stands for a moment
in stunned silence and says the way one would to a child who just showed you a
special picture they’d drawn, “Oh!” Pause. “I don’t know what that means.”

And then my favourite bit of dialogue of
the episode (for its irony): “I can see things happening in the past... I can
see things happening now, all over the world. Why did you come to Winterfell?”
I actually laughed out loud at this scene. “I CAN SEE ALL. So... um... why are
you here because obviously I didn’t see that.” Sam says he knows Jon is going
to fight the White Walkers, and he’s here to help. This makes me SO happy.
While I’ve enjoyed the glimpse of the Citadel this season, having Sam back in
the fold will be so fantastic next season.

And then Bran gives the big reveal to Sam,
the one we already knew but was so much fun to finally hear spoken aloud, and
the revelation that gives this episode its title: Jon Snow is the son of
Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and his last name is Sand.

At that point
Sam goes wide-eyed and excitedly explains that NO, his last name is NOT Sand,
it’s Targaryen! He tells Bran that he translated a book for the High Septon and
discovered an interesting bit of information in there (wrong: you were
translating another book for the High Septon and GILLY found the bit of
information and you then took that book from her and handed it to little Sam to
shut her up but sure, we’ll let you take the credit, because we love you) and
then we flash back to the actual wedding ceremony of Lyanna Stark and OH MY GOD
IS THAT VISERYS oh thank god no it isn’t but lord, were they twins or something??

And that’s when all
of history shifts for Bran. “Robert’s Rebellion was built on a lie,” he says.
Robert Baratheon invaded King’s Landing in order to get his beloved Lyanna
Stark back from the horrible Rhaegar Targaryen, whom he believed had kidnapped
and raped her, but Lyanna died in childbirth, Aegon was killed by Jaime, and
this whole “who has the right to sit on the Iron Throne” battle all started
there and has spiralled downward when the original thesis was entirely wrong.

D’oh.

“Rhaegar didn’t kidnap my aunt and rape
her...” Bran says as the scene cuts to Jon Snow knocking on Daenerys’s door (no
no no)... “He loved her,” he continues as the door closes with him inside the
room (no no no please make it stop no), “And she loved him,” and we all throw
up in our mouths a little as we see Jon Snow — sorry... AEGON TARGARYEN... as
he makes love to his aunt and shows her that maybe she thought she was barren, but his powerful Starkaryen sperm has other
ideas.

They did that to us on purpose, you know.
They made that scene oogie and awful and it could have been really great but it
was like watching Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker get it on AFTER we knew the
truth.

And yet still... god I loved how they
intertwined the two stories, because it was like it was daring us. The
showrunners were saying, “oh come ON, you want to look away but you are loving
this. Totally loving this.” I hate them all. And I love them so freakin’ much
for filming it that way.

As we see the two of them making love —
while Tyrion glowers in the hallway — we hear Bran say in his clipped
Hemingway-like prose, “He’s never been a bastard. He’s the heir to the Iron
Throne. He needs to know. We need to tell him.” These four sentences become the
key to the entire series.

And what of Tyrion standing in that hallway? Some have suggested that perhaps
he’s jealous of Jon Snow, and has been secretly in love with Daenerys this
whole time. That’s possible, although we’ve never seen any sign of that
whatsoever, and Tyrion is usually pretty open when he likes a woman
romantically. I think instead he’s seeing possible disaster ahead. Jon Snow is
now romantically linked with Dany, and that could cloud his judgment — and hers
— when they’re trying to line up battle plans. Think about it: the last time a
Stark and Targaryen got together, the world rained blood for a generation and
is still doing so. Tyrion knows his Westerosi history, and this kind of pairing
NEVER turns out well for anyone.

From here we have a quick and quiet little
scene with the two Stark sisters as we once again remember Ned Stark and the
impact he’s had on the whole show. Has there ever been another series that has
gone on for eight years where a character who died in season one had such a
long-standing impact on the rest of the show? Here’s my one and only wish for
season eight: that Sean Bean returns for just ONE scene, whether it’s in
flashback or as some Mufasa-type of thing talking to Bran from the clouds (I
would totally buy that), I just would give anything to actually see Ned Stark
one more time in the form we originally saw him.

Here his two daughters remember their
father, and Sansa tells Arya that she is the strongest person she knows, and
Arya smiles and says that’s the nicest thing her sister has ever said to her.
Though Sansa adds that she still finds Arya annoying, which is really funny.
And then Arya says, “I miss him.” “Me too,” says Sansa.

Tears.

And then it’s off to the inevitable end of
the season, which has to happen north of the Wall. This has been a White
Walker–free episode, with the exception of the wight, and has instead focused
on the politics and romantic entanglements, which I much prefer, but back at
the wall, Tormund and Beric spot the White Walkers approaching much quicker
than they thought they would.

But just as they’re probably thinking, “We’ll
send a FedEx raven and surely Jon and Daenerys can get from Dragonstone to the
Wall in 20 minutes on season seven time...” Tormund’s eyes widen as he sees
Viserion fly in, with the Night King on its back.

I don’t know about you, Chris, but while
this scene was truly awesome, it was also so sad for me to watch. Viserion’s
wings had holes in them, and he’s clearly rotting. The Night King just
doesn’t... belong on his back
(especially considering Daenerys only rode Drogon and not the other two). As
the men on the Eastwatch section of the Wall race down the rickety stairs in a
vain attempt to reach the bottom, Viserion just blasts away at the Wall with
his new butane flame breath as the rest of the Army of the Dead just stand and
watch.

And as the last of the Wall crumbles — seconds after we see Tormund and
Beric still standing on it — the White Walkers advance south of the Wall and
make their way into Winterfell.

Is Tormund dead? Will he never get to make
those giant babies with Brienne? Has Beric finally found his final resting
place without Thoros of Myr to bring him back to life? How long before the dead
reach Winterfell?

ALL QUESTIONS FOR NEXT SEASON, MY CHILDREN!

But first, I just want to address one fan
theory that’s been circulating the past couple of days: that Bran is actually
the Night King. We see him warg right before the dead march on Eastwatch, and
even though it cuts to the ravens to show how he’s watching this happening,
some fans have noticed that the dead seem to form what appears to be the Stark
sigil as they enter the north:

This has fans in a tizzy, and instead of
seeing this as a cool Easter egg showing that the first House that will hit
will be Winterfell, someone on Reddit has jumped from point A to point M and
seems to think this means Bran is the Night King himself, and that the Night
King was the good guy all along.

Erm. Okay. Maybe I’ll be wrong a year or so
from now, but I’m going to lean to no on that one. Remember, just a couple of
episodes Bran was warging into a raven and saw the Night King and nearly fell
out of his wheelchair when he was spotted by him. And it was made very clear
that he can warg into living things,
and the Night King isn’t exactly living.

But who knows. This show has made greater
leaps. In my opinion, this isn’t going to be one of them. We have bigger things
to worry about with only six episodes left.

And whether those episodes are going to be
90-120 minutes long, as some rumours are suggesting, or whether the season
won’t actually begin until 2019, as some other sources are saying, only time
will tell.

Well, we’ve officially topped our longest
post with this one. I want to extend another huge thanks to the brilliant
Christopher Lockett, without whom I simply couldn’t do these. Thank you for
joining me once again, and thank you to everyone who actually manages to read
these to the end! (My own husband rolls his eyes and says NO ONE reads anything
this long on the internet.) We will see you back here for season eight, and until
then, stay warm and beware of... actually, pretty much everyone.

Nik at Nite

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