1. Practice your reverse Pteradactyl impressions
2. Get a season ticket at Tottenham Hotspurs
3. Be older than 24 years.
4. Lie on your CV as long as its not about being Jewish when you don't know what kosher means.

Claire was on Breakfast TV this morning and said that she had an interview next week with Karen Brady for a post at Birmingham City FC. Karen, you might recall, told Alan that if he don't employ Claire she will. So Claire's sorted Maybe she'll get the Manager post as she seems tough enough to sort out the dressing room bad boys.

As for the half-jewish boy who don't know what kosher means, well he's back on the dust-carts with the UK Eurosong entrant

I think SAS likes a bit of a wide boy and Raef did not fit that bill, I agree he was the most likely winner and I was surprised that he did not make it to the final.
I thought Claire was OK but clearly a Ruth Bager wanna be and she was not in the same league as Ruth