Mario: Knock! Knock!
Peach: Who's There?
Mario: ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO'S THERE? It's me, Mario, IF YOU CAN'T REMEBER THE COUNTLESS TIMES I SAVED YOUR LIFE! WHEN AM I GOING TO HAVE THE CHANCE FOR THE FIRST DATE, HUH? HELL! YOU OWE ME FROM THE MANY RESCUES! I SHOULD'VE JUST FORCED YOU TO MARRY ME FROM THE LAST TIME YOU PECKED ME ON THE NOSE! WHAT ABOUT THE SOUTHERN NOSE? ARE WE EVEN GOING TO HAVE KIDS? WHERE DID ALL THESE BABY VERSIONS OF US COME FROM? DO LUIGI & DAISY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON, WE HARDLY SEE THEM?

Wow, how many PC Gamers feel left out of these jokes? Here I have one, PC gaming sucks. In fact why is there such thing as PC Gamers or PC Gaming at all for that matter? Even if I bought a PC and it meet all processing requirements for that special game I wanted, the PC Drive would still spit the disc out, in my face, because it still cannot play that game. I'd have to wait 5 years to have higher power that can play it, yet I found newers PCs that can't run 'Doom' from 1991...WTF?