AT&T has issued seven cookie-cutter press releases announcing new and expanded coverage for its 4G LTE markets in Florida, Massachusetts, Maryland, and Washington, D.C. As you might expect, each press release touts the company’s faster speeds, cool new devices, faster response time, and more efficient use of spectrum.

New markets in Florida include Miami, Fort Lauderdale, and West Palm Beach. In Massachusetts, the MetroWest, North Shore, and South Shore areas are now covered as well, along with Worcester and parts of nearby Auburn, Boylston, Grafton, Holden, Leicester, Millbury, Oxford, Northborough, North Oxford, Paxton, Shrewsbury, Westborough and West Boylston.