Betty White gave a Top 10 List of tips for living a long and happy life on Letterman, which included:
10) Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you're ugly.
9) Exercise. Or don't. What the hell do I care?
8) Never apologize -- it shows weakness.
7) The best way to earn a quick buck is a slip and fall lawsuit.
6) Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
5) Schedule a nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker.
4) Take some wheat grass, soy paste and carob, toss in the garbage and cook yourself a big-@$$ piece of pork.
3) Try not to die.
2) Never dwell on past mistakes, especially you, LeBron.
1) Don't waste your time watching this crap.