TWOP goe’s all dyadic on you’re asses! You will recall from you’re communications unit at uni that “Nothing is a sign unless it is on my vibrant blog” (McDonald, while sitting on the khazi). And don’t forget: “You cant’ have a totally meaningless signifier or a completely formless signified” (Motto of next years B&S). Or, to put it in the demotic: “Referbish this!” (Cohen, after his chair collapsed at the council meeting’s).

Subiaco:

Midland:

Cottesloe:

Some signs can’t handle the truthiness, and self-explode: is this one above or below the bar, hmmm? – Myaree (cheers Fremantlebiz):

With such semiotic dissonance, its’ no surprise’s shopper’s in Midland forget their mood-enhancing drug’s on the way back to their car’s: