Proof positive that "Get Smart" would not fly on the air today.

It's a shame that shows like this would be crucified by the PC police today, since it's great comedy. But the constant use of "Orientals," the ditzy portrayal of the princess and, of course, the Craw could never be done on a modern TV series, not without incurring wrath from Al Sharpton and his ilk.

The episode itself is not all based in ethnic humor - Max's scene where he is outfitted with his equipment is terrific, as is the final scene where 99 gives the Chief an impromptu dance lesson.But this episode is remembered (and rightfully so) for the Craw ("Claw"), the very Asian KAOS agent who is foiled by Max. His answer when asked why he has kidnapped so many blondes ("All Americans look alike to us") had me rolling on the floor. And the continued mix-up over his name ("Not the Craw! The CRAW!") never got old.moreless

QUOTES (4)

Max: Alright, gentlemen, stand back! How big is this room?The Claw: About ten by fifteen...Max: Perfect! Don't move or I'll blow you all to kingdom come!! Bobo, drop that gun! The Claw: He's bluffing! Bobo, get him!(Max tosses the pill, but nothing happens)Max: Wrong pill. I think I've just poisoned the room!

The Claw: I suppose you can guess what they call me...(he shows his left arm, which ends with a metal horseshoe)Max: Lefty?The Claw: No, Mr Smart! I am employed by KAOS, the international organization of evil. My name is the Craw!Max: The...Craw?!?The Claw: No! Not the Craw! Craw!!Max: Oh, yes, the Craw...

Chief: If you are captured and it looks really tough, this may be your one ace in the hole. This pill, when swallowed, will bring painless death in about twenty seconds. Are there any questions?Max: How do I get them to take it?

Chief: Now, I've written the location of your contacts on this piece of paper. Be sure to destroy it.(Max lights the paper on fire without reading it)Chief: No, no, no, Max! First memorize it, THEN destroy it!!

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