Ram Shift

A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while( !asleep() ) sheep++;

Posted to the Microsoft Excel Developers List
by Jack Christensen.

By the way, a farmer told me that it
takes three sheep to make one jumper.
Funny, because I didn't know sheep could
knit. On a sunny evening, they'd be too
busy anyway, enjoying their baa-baa-cue. If they're
not too broke to buy the fuel, because sheep
are always getting fleeced.