I would need my Boy Scout survival kit, a snorkel, smelling salts, a fifth of Chinaco Blanco Tequila, a sack of da kine, a few cases of water, a fridge full of chinese leftovers, a 50 foot length of rope, and about three days of free time before I got into that.

Of course, this would be based on her *** not being a deal breaker once she stood up.

I would need my Boy Scout survival kit, a snorkel, smelling salts, a fifth of Chinaco Blanco Tequila, a sack of da kine, a few cases of water, a fridge full of chinese leftovers, a 50 foot length of rope, and about three days of free time before I got into that.

Of course, this would be based on her *** not being a deal breaker once she stood up.