About Me

This site is a labor of love. My real job is: ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT SPITTOON CLEANER. It's an honest living, and I have a lot of time to think and write while waiting for the head spittoon cleaner, and the assistant spittoon cleaner, and the assistant to the assistant spittoon cleaner to call in drunk, which gives me my chance to really SHINE!

MY INTERVIEW--IMAGINARY GARDEN WITH REAL TOADS

MY INTERVIEW--POETS UNITED

LENNY BRUCE DIED FOR OUR SPEECH

Lady Gaga without the bizarre costumes and makeup. Who knew?

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It's a funny thing. I noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're dead serious it's usually pretty funny. So actually I think that anything you say means exactly what you say and its opposite.--Jim Morrison

All murderers are punished, unless they kill in large numbers, and to the sound of trumpets--Voltaire

In the night you hide from the madman you're longing to be--Steely Dan