What’s on Tonight: OM NOM NOM

Dog the Bounty Hunter (A&E) — “Hey, I’d like to go check out Dog the Bounty Hunter’s book tour, but I’d like for it to be somehow less interesting.” “How about a two-hour TV episode about his book tour?” “Genius!”

I Used To Be Fat (MTV) — Series premiere. I would love it if this show did an episode about Drew Magary.

The Alamo Bowl (ESPN) — Arizona versus Oklahoma State. I don’t know a damn thing about either team, but Spencer Hall has a podcast about it at Every Day Should Be Saturday.

Undercovers (NBC) — If I’m not mistaken, this is the first new episode since the show went on a little hiatus. But I could very well be mistaken, as I’ve paid almost no attention to this show whatsoever. Sorry, J.J. Abrams. Anyway, at the very least, it IS a new episode, and therefore has a leg up on everything else on network TV tonight.

Extreme Couponing (TLC) — “You keep using that word, extreme. I do not think it means what you think it means.”