I was having a conversation with my roommates the other day and Meagan mentioned something to me that I found extremely amusing. We've been taught our entire lives that when a woman gets pregnant, it's the sperm that is strong and resilient and finds the egg waiting patiently so the sperm can penetrate it. This is ACTUALLY not true. The sperm, are running away. The egg has some kind of sticky surfactant that catches the sperm. But the sperm don't want to be caught. They fight. I thought this was funny. It's just like a man. I just imagine the sperm screaming, "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! I DON'T WANT A COMMITMENT, JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE! STAY AWAY!"

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I've seen 2 of my favorite eye candies today :) That must mean that today is going to be a good day. I have lots of work to do today, but I think I should be ok. I'm only worried that I won't get home in time to clean the kitchen. It's my job today, but I have chem lab technically until 5 and then I work at 5:30. But I usually get out early, so as long as I get out early I'll be fine. So in dedication of my favorite Viking eye candy, I'm giving you my favorite celebrity eye candy... er, well one of them. Mr. Ryan Reynolds a.k.a. my future husband. Anybody else think he is too good for Scarlett Johanssen. Not that I don't like her, I just... don't really like her with him. She always seems to play a slut-like character. He's Just Not That Into You. Case and point. Though it must be said that even though Bradley Cooper is freaking gorgeous, he was kind of a douche in that movie.

It's good to see you again. I had thought you were gone for a while, but it turns out you were just taking a vacation for the weekend. And thus, I return to my blog for it's original purpose. To clear my head of all thoughts in the hopes that it will help me sleep. So let's see... what am I thinking about tonight?

A deal. I made a deal with a friend of mine. Which I'm actually considering. Who would have thought? Not me.

A boy. A boy that makes me laugh. A boy I love talking to. A boy who's sweet, but who needs to grow up a little bit. But I like him nonetheless. All boys grow up. I don't need him to be grown up now. I'm only 20, and I have time. I'm cautious though. I tend to have poor luck with boys and I don't really want to put myself out there again. I promised myself I was done pursuing after the last heartbreak. Maybe this will be different? I don't want to get my hopes up.

Physical Therapy. I want to be a physical therapist so bad. I want to go to PT school. I want to get great grades. I want to work for the Mariners. But sometimes, I'm scared that I'm not smart enough. Meagan was talking about how when you graduate from college sometimes you get an "imposter" syndrome. Where you feel like you don't know as much as you should, having graduated from college. That's how I feel. I'm almost a senior in college! But I still feel like there is so much that I don't understand. And I'm struggling through chemistry right now, which might ruin my chances of getting in to PT school. What if I'm not smart enough? What will I do? It's my biggest fear.

Friday. Riley, Brigitte and Cory are having a birthday Fiesta. I've partied 3 weekends in a row, and I really can't handle another one. However, I feel like I should make an appearance. They are my friends and I want to wish them a happy birthday. Meagan is teaching people salsa, so I'll come with her while she does that and I think we'll invite Michail and Chris and teach them to salsa as well. Not that I remember much of anything. I haven't salsa'd since, well, since winter break with Ian. And I don't really see Ian that much anymore, and he was the one who was teaching me to salsa. But I still think it would be fun to teach them.

Saturday. Saturday I'm teaching a lifeguarding class with Michail from 8-5. It's a long day, but I kind of like teaching the lifeguarding class. It helps me brush up on my skills and Michail's fun to teach with. Oh Michail, he's so funny (inside joke, don't ask)! Then afterwards we might go see Nightmare before Elmstreet. All in all, I'm looking forward to this weekend. I just have to get through the week. Hell I just need to get through this quarter. I'm losing steam quickly, which is bad because things are just starting to pick up. Can't I just drop out of college?

I think those are the only things on my mind tonight. Which is relatively good, compared to some nights. So I'm not quite sure why I'm having such a hard time sleeping. I just took 2 benadryl so please, insomnia just let me sleep. I need to be awake tomorrow, I have lots of work to do.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Saturday, April 24, 2010

So today at work I totally got hit on by a creepy dad. He called me over and asked me a bunch of dumb questions about the pool. Like what our schedule was, when we got off work, if we teach lessons etc. THEN he goes, "9:30 is a pretty good time to get off right? Your boyfriend will be waiting for you." And (firstly, let me say, I don't get hit on. Ever. So I'm unprepared for these kinds of situations) so I said, "Haha, ummmm no uhhhh not... really." To which he replies, "Well why not?" And me, being my unprepared and oblivious self said, "Well, because I don't have a boyfriend." HE WAS SO CREEPY and he said, "Why not? You're cute!" Which could (in the right circumstances) be a nice thing to say. But it wasn't. He was old. He had a child. He had bad teeth. He was probably married and he was hitting on me. I just kind of shrugged at him after that and told him that I was going to hang out with my roommates instead and he says, "Ok well tell them I said hi!" CREEPER. STATUS. Who does that? It made me feel kind of sad though, because the only guys that hit on me are creeper dads and gay guys. Damnnnn.

It's just one of those days, ya know. I mean, yesterday everything was fine. All I had to do was get through my chemistry test and I would be home free. It would be sunny, I would be going climbing and swimming with Erin, and I would go to Ben's highlighter party with my roommies and my lifeguards. All awesome right? No. I mean, I'm sure that by the time I'm done with class today I'll be in a fine mood. But right now, I'm pissed. This is the second time I've taken Chem 122 and I HATE IT. The first section is supposed to be easy. It IS easy. It's gas laws and thermochemistry. It's not that hard, all you need is a couple equations and you can figure almost any question out. So then why was my test today so hard? And no, it's not because I didn't study, because I did. It's because of my stupid, dumbass chemistry teacher. She has no idea what she's talking about. She constantly has to be corrected in lecture. And on the test she asked a TON of questions about things we barely touched on. And only a few questions on the things we spend MOST of our time on. Not to mention nobody could finish the test in time. NOBODY. I'm not exaggerating either. One girl left exactly at 9:50, which is when the class is over. She was the FIRST person to leave. The entire rest of the class left at 9:55, scrambling to try and finish the test. I had 2 minutes to finish an entire page of short answer questions. Even as I was walking out the teacher was still forcing people to turn in their tests. There's something wrong when you have to do that. Even in my Anatomy class (which is the hardest class I've ever taken) wasn't like that. The tests were hard, but we at least had time to finish them. On top of that, it was nice and sunny when I left my apartment and now it's cold and cloudy. I am essentially wearing a tshirt and capris. It is too cold for that. God damn our stupid freaking Washington bipolar weather. I am in such a bad mood.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I really have no idea how many people read this. I figure, probably not very many. But if you're reading this, you should comment on a post. Just one :) that way I'll feel a little bit less like I'm just sending information into an abyss of nothingness. In return I'm giving you a Bo Burnham video. Pretty much my favorite singer/comedian ever. Look him up if you don't already know who he is.

Monday, April 19, 2010

It's that time again guys and I have good news. The Mariners are getting the hang of things :)

1) They lost to Oakland last Monday pretty badly, 0-4 but I didn't watch the game so I don't have any news on how they played

2) They won the next 2 games in the series playing spectacularly! Milton Bradley helped us win the game on Tuesday by scoring us a couple runs. Our new second string catcher Adam Moore even picked up his bat and did well.

3) They also won the first 2 games of the Detroit series, but lost the third. I heard they played awesome and that Milton Bradley turned out to be a star again but unfortunately I didn't watch the Detroit series since I was in Ellensburg for the weekend.

4) They are probably going to win tonights game game too :) last I checked they were ahead against Baltimore 8-2. That will make their record 7 wins and 7 losses. Not too shabby Mariners, not too shabby at all.

5) Stars so far this season seem to be Milton Bradley (who I'm still a little sketchy on), Brandon League (a pitcher who already has a 2-0 record), Casey Kotchman (who has played 195 games in a row without making an error) and Franklin Gutierrez (my new favorite player, who has the best bat on the Mariners right now. Not to mention being a BAD ASS outfielder.).

6) Cliff Lee is recovering from his abdominal injury quickly. He could be able to play as early at May 2nd. I'm hoping he can still pitch as well as before :/

So take that Mariner haters! We are doing so well, I'm so proud of them :) keep it up boys! *knock on wood*

Saturday, April 17, 2010

No, I'm not talking about Twitter the website. I'm talking about twitterpated as in love, Bambi style. You know it's spring time and all of a sudden there are couples everywhere. Except you. Like the Dane Cook joke, "When you don't have love it's like there's a party going on, and everyone was invited except for you. And you just happen to be walking past that house in the rain." It's so true. One of my best friends just recently started dating someone and seeing her with him is great. I'm so, so, so happy for her. But at the same time, it makes want a boyfriend pretty freaking bad. And not just for the the physical stuff, but because of the cuddling, and the teasing, the flirting, the holding hands, the butterflies, and that look he gives you when he's thinking about how much he cares about you. But unfortunately it's not so easy to find a boyfriend. My Dad keeps telling me that I should find one, but really how does one go about that? I mean, do I just walk up to a guy and say, "hey, you're attractive, wanna go on a date?" No. You have to be meeting people and spending time with them. But unfortunately as a Junior in college, you aren't really meeting new boys anymore. I wish I could just send out a form to the campus:

20 year old cute, blonde girl looking for a guy who is:

- attractive (I'd be lying if I said looks aren't important. They are, but they aren't the MOST important)

- funny

- smart

- ambitious

- romantic

- athletic

- caring

I suppose that's what e-harmony is for. I think e-harmony is great for some people, but I just feel that as a fairly attractive 20 year old girl, it shouldn't be THAT hard for me to find a date. I shouldn't need to resort to an online dating service. I think Western should do some kind of singles event or speed dating thing.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I just remembered about this spectacular group on facebook. It's called, "Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies." It pretty much has the best description ever.

Some time ago there was a place. A place called Hope. And in this place, there was a time. A time called Desire. And in this place at this time someone decided that pieces of chocolate were delicious and decided to put them inside of sugar dough. That was an awesome idea. But then you, the ass-licking, vindictive raisin, got jealous and lonely and decided to be inside of my cookies sometimes too. That was not awesome. In fact, it fucking sucked. You're a chewy, obnoxious, healthy interruption to my cookies.

Nature's candy? You know what-- fuck you. You're just the pathetic misshapen remnants of a grape, a mediocre fruit to begin with. You're in my cookie because you think you're so much better than chocolate chips, which happen to be awesome. You happen to suck.

In conclusion, fuck you. Fuck you and your motherfucking vitamins and your minerals. I don't respect your sexuality. Fuck you and your cocky-ass fucking wrinkles. You look like my scrotum. And while you may or may not be significantly larger than my scrotum, you taste much worse. My scrotum is delicious. Chocolate chips are delicious. You are a punk. But this isn't about my scrotum. This is about the blood of my forefathers, spilt on the land that you defile with your miniaturized goodiness. This is about liberty, justice, and other various things that are really awesome, like tiger sharks. And velociraptors. Goddamnit are they kick ass. With their strong jaws and their many rows of razor teeth and sickle-shaped talons. I saw on the Discovery Channel that a flock of seven could tear apart Joe Lieberman in 18 seconds flat on a moderately humid day. That's so fucking cool. I wish I was like that sometimes--all powerful and strong. Sometimes when my roommate leaves I take all my clothes off and pretend I'm a velociraptor and pounce upon my roommate's desk as would a ferocious bloodthirsty velociraptor, knocking over his lamp with my semi-erect penis. And then I drink apple juice.

I hate Wednesdays. They are going to be my worst days this quarter, which kind of sucks since Wednesday is already the worst day of the week. On Wednesday I have Olympism at 10, Physiology at 12 and my Chem lab at 2. Then I have to go straight to work to teach lessons from 5:30-6:40. I also have to clean the kitchen tonight because that's my job. And then I need to look into internships, I need to catch up on the reading in all of my classes and I'm going to Central this weekend. But I'm not sure what Meagan wants to do and I have a t-ball meeting on Friday at 5:30 so we wouldn't get to Central until 9:30 or 10 so going on Saturday would be better but Alan has already planned a party for us on Friday. So I can't have him change it now. I'm just getting this really ancy feeling. I know that I can handle everything. But right this second I just feel like I'm about to explode. Which is why I'm writing everything down. Because I think that will help me get things straight in my head. Today I'll talk to Meagan and Alan and figure out what the plan is for this weekend. Tonight I'm having a homework date with Tiff so I'll work on Physiology. Tomorrow I'll work on Chemistry with Kari. Friday I'll look at internships and buy a thank you card to send to Jeremy Weir. This weekend I'll catch up on reading for Olympism. And I should be ok. Alright. I feel better now.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Thank you for winning the Mariner game for us tonight. Even though you have a dumb name and a crappy batting average, we really needed this win. I think this 3 run home-run might count for like, 5 home-runs. I officially love you. Keep it up buddy, we've got the whole season ahead.

Hey all! It's Monday again which means it's time for your Mariner update. It's the only good thing about MY Monday, I don't know about yours.

1) The Mariners won their first game! I was only able to catch the very end, but it seemed like a pretty good game. They turned 4 double plays and the stars ended up being Chone Figgins and Casey Kotchman.

2) Unfortunately our M's lost the next 3 games in the series. I didn't watch the games so I'm not sure exactly how they did. But from what I read, our starting pitchers are struggling (what else is new?) and our offense is having some issues (again, this isn't new news). Wakamatsu thinks the pitchers will perform better as they get the feel for the season. I sure hope so.

3) They also lost 2 games to the Rangers (who I still resent due to the fact they took douchebag Alex Rodriguez from us so long ago). They did win their game against Texas on Saturday thanks to Franklin Gutierrez making a spectacular save in the ninth inning in CF. He's quickly becoming one of my favorite players. The M's were losing 3-1 in the ninth and caught up with a bunt from Jack Wilson and hits from Ichiro, Griffey and Gutierrez (giving him a .435 batting avg.).

4) They have their first home game tonight against Oakland, but I work so I won't be able to catch the whole game, but I'll try to catch some of it and let you all know how the game went.

*update* the Mariner's lost their game last night, 4-0 pretty badly. Here's to hoping tonight's game is better!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

It's been quite an interesting weekend. On Friday my roomies and I went to my friend Amber's birthday party. We played drunk Jenga which is pretty much the most awesome game ever. We bought it and we wrote something on both sides of each block. One side tells you to drink a certain amount and the other side gives you a dare. It's my new obsession. On Saturday we recovered and I got to see my friend Lauren who came up to visit! She's thinking about going to Western so I showed her around campus. Today I woke up to someone banging on the wall. I thought that it was someone hammering a nail into the wall so I thought nothing of it. Turns out, it was Kelsey. She had gotten locked into the laundry room and was banging for help. Also, the night before someone had walked into our neighbors apartment with blood all over their face and hands. I'm pretty sure that person (or someone associated with that person) tried to kick down the laundry room door that night. Because the reason Kelsey got locked in was because someone tried to break in a broke the deadbolt. Scary stuff. Tonight I had to save a kid at the lovely Arne Hanna Aquatic Center. My 3rd save in my lifeguard history. Pretty exciting

stuff. Then tonight we played animal ball! My favorite part of the week :) I have started a club at Western called Just Add Water and all we do is play animal ball every Sunday. If

you don't know what animal ball is, it's a form of water polo... only more vicious. There are no rules except don't kill anyone and try not to draw blood. We are beasts, but it's SO MUCH FUN. I love it. I've got bruises up and down my arms from people grabbing my arms. I actually accidentally did draw blood tonight. I scratched Michail down his back twice, but I didn't mean to. I also got elbowed in the neck and on the collarbone and got kicked in the stomach. Dominic did something to Meagan's head because she has a huge bump there. But we all enjoy it. It's the one time I'm violent haha. Because I am not a violent person, but I'm pretty vicious when we play animal ball.

On another note, don't you hate it when you can't figure out if you like someone? I mean say there's this guy and you like spending time with him but he's kind of quiet so it's hard to have a good conversation with him. But you've seen him be social and like him when he is talking to you and he's got this smile that just makes life better :) But there are a couple little things that bother you about him, but if you really liked him they wouldn't be that big of a deal. But you can't decide whether you really like him or not. So the little things seem a little more important. UGH. I mean you try to spend more time with them right? Eventually your feelings will work themselves out. But it makes me angry. I hate doing things that way. I like to KNOW and have a plan. And while I'm being dumb and figuring things out, I'm afraid I'm leading him on. But then again I have NO idea what he feels. It's so stupid.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

This post is in honor of my awesome roommates Andrea, Meagan and Kelsey. Over break I was having lunch with a friend from high school and I mentioned that I lived with 3 other girls in an apartment. When she heard that she made a face an asked me how it was. At first I was surprised by her reaction, but then I realized that really, we are out of the ordinary. I have a lot of guy friends, and a big reason is that girls are stereotypically hard to get along with. There are plenty of girls that I love, but that I would never ever live with. Girls are passive aggressive and judgmental and sometimes that makes tempers flair. MY girls, however, are different. There is something about the four of us that just makes us get along incredibly well. Next year will be the third year in a row that I've lived with these girls and I wouldn't want it any other way. They are 3 of my best friends. They always have my back, they listen to me, they support me and they love me. We have the most fun together and I couldn't imagine going through college without them. Here's to you girls, I love you all! :)

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

In honor of the 50 hours of Castle I've watched today, I'm going to share with you some of my favorite crime show hotties. The two I'm going to share with you today are Eddie Cahill and Christopher Meloni. Eddie plays Detective Flack on CSI: NY and Chris plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order: SVU. These guys are a huge part of why I am so incredibly addicted to crime shows :)

... but only for me. Andrea is off with her mother and Meagan is in class and Kelsey is... well I don't know where Kelsey is. I however, don't work today and don't have much work to do. I don't have my Olympism book yet so I can't read it. I have Chemistry, but I'm meeting with Kari later to do that. I could work on Physiology but I have a hard time focusing right in the middle of the day. I focus better early or late. Which is weird, I know. So instead I am watching episodes of Castle online. Oh yes, the best way to spend a Tuesday :)

Tomorrow I'm meeting with Kathy. Hopefully she'll help me set up an internship for this summer. Too bad I didn't get the job with the Mariners. OH and I need to remember to send a thank you card to the Human Resources Manager. I have also decided to volunteer to coach a t-ball team this quarter. I'm SOOOOO excited. I miss softball so much, and think teaching kids something that I love is going to be quite fun. I need to find an assistant coach though. My number one prospect graduated last quarter so he can't help me out. I'll have to beg around.

Next weekend I'll be going to Central to visit Alan and the boys with Meagan. Then on Sunday we will be climbing in the climbing comp! I can't wait. I have to find someone to take my shift at work though. UGH work. How I wish I could just quit. I only have 6 hours per week this quarter. It kinda sucks. And on Wednesdays I only work for an hour. How retarded is that?

Since someday I want to work for the Mariners, I thought I would try to keep up with them better this year. So every Monday I'm gonna let you all know what's going on with the Mariners. The season hasn't started yet so there isn't much to report. The only major stories are who's going to be making the team and who isn't. Here's what's new:

1) Chone Figgins is coming to the Mariner's this year from the Angels. He's playing second base and is going to be a great hitter. Ichiro is our lead-off hitter and he got on base 247 times last year. Figgins got on base 285 times. I'm not sure how he is defensively, but offensively he'll be a great addition.

2) Mike Sweeney (DH/1B) batted .543 during spring training. Can I get a HOLYYYY SHIT? Batting .350 is good. Batting .400 is awesome. Batting .543 is unbelievable. I love that man.

3) Cliff Lee is going to be a pitcher for the Mariners this season. This is good news. In 2008 he won the Cy Young award making him the best pitcher in the American League that year. Pitching has generally been our problem so getting a pitcher this good is very promising. Other pitchers include Felix Hernandez, Ian Snell, Ryan Rowland-Smith and Jason Vargas.

Tonight... well it's pretty late. And I'm pretty tired, so I think I'll be able to sleep tonight actually. I just finished watching V for Vendetta with my lovely roommate Meagan. I LOVE that movie. I don't know what she thought of it. I felt bad because I didn't realize that the movie was so freaking long. So I told her there were only 15 minutes left. But it turns out there was like 45 minutes left. And she was really tired. So I felt bad. But in my opinion, totally worth it. I love Natalie Portman in that movie. Although did anyone else realize that V is definitely old enough to be her Dad? Kinda creepy.

Tomorrow is Easter, and we aren't really doing anything. My family is in California (SO jealous) and I've got bigger fish to fry. Meaning I have to buy textbooks, I have to read, and I have to go to work. I work on Sundays now. It's dumb. I wanted to hide Easter eggs around campus tonight. I was SO excited. But Meagan didn't really want to, and then I got tired and then it got late. So I didn't get to, which made me kind of sad.

I was thinking about something Andrea said to me the other day. She told me that with all of the guy friends that I have that it is impossible for none of them to like me. That I must not be giving out the, "Ask me out" vibes. Which is very plausible. I'm bad at flirting. But I was also thinking, most of my guy friends aren't just random guy friends. There's Alan, who is my best friend, pretty much my brother and he has a girlfriend (whom I adore). There's Ben, but he's just my hubby. And then there are my other guy friends who either have girlfriends or who... I just don't want to date. There's nothing wrong with them, I love them all but not enough to date. And I really do doubt that any of them have feelings for me.

That leads me to another topic. That I have realized that I am a best friend kind of girl. I'm the girl that boys think is cute, sweet, nice etc. They want to confide in me, they want to be friends with me, but they don't want to date me. I'm not the sexy, mysterious, flirty girl. I realize that and it's ok. It's ok because I truly believe that there is someone out there for everyone. It's hard to wait for that person. It's hard to be single for such a long time. But it will all pay off one day. And all of crap that I have to go through now will just make it all the better when I do find the one person I am meant to be with.

So I don't know if you have watched CSI Miami, but if you have then you'll totally love this cartoon. At the beginning of every episode David Caruso has this stupid one liner. He says it SUPER dramatically and then he puts on his sunglasses and then The Who song starts with, "YEEEEEAAAAA!" I'm not exaggerating at all. Which is what makes these cartoons so funny. Thanks to mi amigo Ian who first showed them to me. Also, if you count how many times he takes on and off his sunglasses... it's ridiculous. I just can't handle him. Everything he says sounds like a one-liner. All super dramatic and everything. Anyways, I was watching this earlier today and wanted to share.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

I think tonight might be another rough sleeping night. I took a nap earlier today and forgot to set my alarm to wake me up. So I ended up sleeping longer than I planned to.

I hate April Fool's. I think it is the stupidest holiday ever created. It's just an excuse for everyone to play mean jokes on each other. And they aren't usually funny. Except to the person who is playing the joke. When I was younger my Dad convinced me that his band was going to play at Bruce Willis' birthday party. This year, my sister put herself in a relationship via facebook. In my defense, I totally thought it was an April Fool's joke and told her so. But because she didn't want to give the joke away she told me it wasn't. Which legitimately made me sad. Not because I don't want her to have a boyfriend, because of course I do, but because she didn't tell me beforehand. I'm close with both my sisters and I tell them everything. So the fact that she was going to start dating someone without hinting anything to me made me really sad. And I'm terrible at making my own April Fool's jokes. I can't lie. and I can't come up with good April Fool's jokes.

Fringe was SOOOOOO good! *Spoiler alert* It explained why Walter took Peter from an alternate reality and answered so many questions. However, in the sneak peak for next week (ha that rhymes) there is a scene where Peter says to Olivia, "I like this little family unit we have and I don't want to ruin it." Well EFF you Peter! Unless they are trying to trick us, this puts them back at square one and makes me really sad. They can't just PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT! UGH. So we'll see what happens next week.

I need to talk to two people tomorrow. Actually I need to talk to one and schedule a meeting with another. I need to talk to Casey Hayden who helps out with AS Clubs at Western. I have my own Animal Ball club (which I will probably talk more about later) and I want to change the time. Right now we meet at 9 on Sunday nights, but that's pretty late for some people. So I want to switch it to 7. I need to schedule a meeting with Kathy so I can arrange an internship for this summer since I didn't get the Mariner's internship. I also need to pay the pool for the lifeguard that is present while we play Animal Ball.

I need to get my textbooks too. I've been slacking and I haven't gotten them yet. I need to harass Chris and Michail to make sure they come to Ben's party tomorrow. Ben's apartment, I swear to God, they only have girlfriends. So the job of finding boys has been delegated to me and my roommates. So I'm trying to get Chris and Michail to bring their friends and that will be a good amount of boys.

Ummm well I think that's everything on my mind right now. I think I'll watch an episode of Castle and then try to go to sleep.

My lovely roommate Andrea has just brought to my attention that Fringe starts again tonight! Fringe is definitely one of my favorite TV shows. The last episode killed me, and the last month has been painful waiting for the new episode.

*spoiler alert*

In case you don't watch Fringe, Peter and Olivia are meant to be together (don't you just love Joshua Jackson). In the last episode they were about to kiss (which is huge because they are both so secretive about their feelings) when Olivia all of a sudden figured out how to save the world and ran off. PSSHHH. The world could have waited for 10 more seconds. And then they went on a date, which is good progress, but I'm afraid the writers are just going to ignore the date. Because see Peter's dad stole Peter from another reality and Olivia has recently gained the ability to distinguish items/people that have come from another reality. So right before their date Olivia notices that Peter is slightly shimmering and she knows that he comes from another reality. Peter doesn't know though and Walter doesn't want him to know. So Olivia is gonna freak out and do her thing and forget about Peter and Peter is gonna be so sad. :( So they better end up together. Soon. Or else I might revolt.

For April Fool's Day, Funny or Die has changed their name to Bieber or Die. As in Justin Bieber. It's kind of awful, but also kind of funny. For the record, I think Justin Bieber sounds like a 12 year old. But here are some of the videos Funny or Die put up for April Fool's.