Andy believed in the benefits of physical exercise and, after the age of seventy, won five national weight lifting awards. Wait, that shit was true? That scrawny ciggy smoking motherfucker? What, now you gonna tell me he really was god too? I started out hating that guy, then came to love him. Now ...

Damn, the first post sounded like a great pilot episode for a new mini-series. But this went from High Plains Drifter to a chick flick awfully fast. We can scratch the Ennio Morricone soundtrack right now. Timmy, the "wrong guy" is gonna mete out justice via community dog walks or sullying the gunsl...

They are criminals, by definition....If people want to come to the US, or any country, they should do it legally. This is the crux of your argument. The rates of incarceration are debatable and, really, moot. Unfortunately refugees (economic or otherwise) are often desperate, and unfortunately for ...

By what criteria are they incarcerated vs deported? It's a fair question, and it may vary somewhat from state to state. However, it's not an either/or question, as they would frequently be detained prior to deportation if they've been arrested for a criminal offense. What needs to be separated out ...

So I need something for personal defense because I'm so good looking but I also need a knife for the usual stuff like opening packages from Amazon, trimming my nails, playing that game where you see how fast you can move the point between your fingers, and most importantly throwing. Do I need like ...

Stocking up on popcorn. Lots of Dems and Deep Staters scared out of their mind knowing their leaking classified materiel, lying to the FBI, and lying to the FISA Courts is about to get pursued. As I have said for a long time, way more Dems going to jail than anybody in the Trump administration. All...

Yeap... it's good to have friends, especially influential friends. Bill Clinton's relationship with a billionaire pedophile will be thrust into the spotlight once again in a major book by a bestselling author released just weeks before the presidential election. The former president will face renew...

I believe she will be our next President. Electing a black President will greatly improve race relations. Americans Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country By Andy Borowitz November 1, 2018 MINNESOTA (The Borowitz Report)—A vast majority of Americans would feel signif...

I don't follow. The KKK was, for at least part of its time, a domestic terror group. The Immigration and Customs Enforcement division is just that, a government agency. So what is the nominated head of ICE doing calling the democratic party a domestic terrorist group? Acting like an ass? You have i...

I don't follow. The KKK was, for at least part of its time, a domestic terror group. The Immigration and Customs Enforcement division is just that, a government agency. So what is the nominated head of ICE doing calling the democratic party a domestic terrorist group? Acting like an ass? You have i...

Gee, I wonder if there was any context to her line of questioning in a nomination process? Harris pointed out to Vitiello’s controversial tweet from 2015 in which he said the Democratic Party was comparable to a “liberal-cratic” or “neo-Klanist” entity. The nominee apologized and admitted that those...

Meh, this is trying to conflate procedural stuff w/ Trump’s possible treason. The tone of such procedural stuff is inflated while the shit against Trump is downplayed. (Note the existing confessions and convictions of high-level Trump staff.) As if treason and conspiracy should go unnoticed and lef...