"...the entire film was shot in Jefferson Parish/New Orleans, Louisiana and it is a very probable that mother nature has erased all memory of this film's production from the Earth's surface. If only it could do the same to the ridges of my prefrontal lobes."

"If that’s the case why didn’t they stop at Mars? Mars has plenty of mineral resources, certainly on par with what’s on Earth, plus making Mars more attractive, is the fact that there aren't any pesky sentient species with an air force there waiting to shoot at you."

"The Vietnam flashback sequence is possibly the funniest seven minutes ever recorded on film. Frank and Steve are dressed in kid's plastic army man helmets and ill-fitting hunter camouflage, carry dissimilar rifles and are attacked by obviously-not-Vietnamese soldiers in kung-fu bamboo hats."

What do you get when you cross a by-the-books western plot, with some Klansman, with a hero who is just a little less masculine than Gymkata's hulking man-mountain Kurt Thomas, and approximately one square acre of woods to shoot 90% of your movie. Why, you get Ninja Vengeance

"On the way there Funsch engages in some other exposition, this time about their advanced Multiverse weapons. Strangely, everything he describes they do is never seen in the film. They are regular pistols with little light doo dads on them. There is also the golf-ball-sized bomb, but even that isn’t all that unusual."