Mumbai : Amidst all the recent surge
of rising unemployment in India, the youth of India has now found
various ways to cope with this problem.

It seems Akash Engineerwala, a
guy from Bandra has found a unique way to cope up with this so called
issue of 'unemployment'. Yesterday Akash set up an illegal slum near his
college with the help of his friends Ajay and Navin to get the benefits
of 'Rajiv Awas Yojana' whose one of the primary objectives is to improve and provide housing, basic civic infrastructure and social amenities in intervened slums.

"I am very happy today. Finally
I'll have a house of my own, under the 'Rajiv Awas Yojana'. I was
already tired of taunts like "Nalayak, kya fayada hua engineering karke,
na toh tujhe job hai, na hi tera khud ka ghar, zindagi vyarth hai teri'
and how my engineering degree is a waste, from my close relatives. So I
decided I should do something about this. And here I'm. All prepared to
take possession of my 'to be ready' house!*exclaims with joy*" said
Akash to our news correspondent.

On being asked how did he come to know about 'Rajiv Awas Yojana', Akash replied,

"Yesterday I was watching TV,
admiring Sunny Leone in some advertisement*blushes*. Just as my eyes
were glued to the television, the advert got over abruptly and then I
saw this 'Rajiv Awas Yojana' thing. That moment was the best moment of
my life. That moment was even better than the day when my college crush
had smiled at me! *Navin interrupts* " She had smiled at the guy behind
you, who is now her boyfriend"...*after a momentary silence and some
exchange of negative vibes among them,Akash starts speaking again*
"Yeah, whatever. That moment I switched of the TV and went to the nearby
shop to eat Mentos, which hellped me in thinking about this idea to
bulid a slum near my college!!"

College authorities are unfazed
about this and are making continous efforts to remove his slum from
their campus. Our correspondent contacted the Principal of the college
on this issue.

"This is totally an absurd thing
to set up a slum in college campus. I know students love our college,
but then this is wrong. If you fail to get placed, its your fault, our
college has an excellent placement record. Look at the 'Pappu Xerox
Center', Atul Vada Pav, Ankit Frankies'etc just outside our college. I
can proudly say that they are my students! They visits our campus every
year for placements!" excalimed Mr. Arun Gupta, the principal of the
college. He also works as a the Chief Teacher at the nearby 'Sunshine
Playgroup & Nursery'.

Meanwhile Akash and his friends
have got full support of the local Congress MLA Altaf Bhai. Our
representative contacted Altaf Bhai on this issue.

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