How to Celebrate Festivus: 12 Steps (with Pictures) – wikiHow

The Ninth Day before Festivus is traditionally the day of the Festivus Miracle! It’s the day we list our miracles in the comments section! Remember, in the Kramer tradition, you create the Festivus Miracle instead of waiting for the miracle to come to you!

It’s a Festivus Miracle! Doug Jones won! Happy Fucking Festivus, Doug! And thank you for creating such a wonderful miracle!

wikiHow to Celebrate Festivus

If you don’t want to celebrate the holidays in the traditional sense, you might enjoy celebrating Festivus. With Festivus, you can resist holiday commercialism and stresses while still getting together with your loved ones. This December 23rd “Festivus for the rest-of-us” was popularized on the TV show Seinfeld and continues to draw fans each year. Get a Festivus pole, have Festivus dinner, air your grievances, and participate in the feats of strength to celebrate Festivus like a true Seinfeld enthusiast.

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