Sunday, November 6, 2016

The short, hardwood staff weaved a gentle path through the still air of
the Camden flat. It continued in a series of rhythmic, sweeping arcs and
thrusts — its motion steady, yet fluid. Then the staff came to a sudden halt,
as if it had struck an unseen target.

The lad at the other end of the staff opened his eyes, very satisfied
with his performance of the jō suburi. His small frame stood tall on the vinyl
practice mat in the middle of the spacious living room. He cannot help but
swell with youthful pride. He had only been instructed in the use of the jō
(short staff) for a few months, yet the lad quickly became proficient enough to
be allowed to practice the basic motions at home as part of his regular fitness
routine.

The lad exhaled a long breath and closed his eyes to repeat the
routine, when he heard a sharp buzz blare from the intercom.

The young man tensed slightly with confusion. His parents were out of
the country on business. And he was not expecting company. In fact, he had planned
to meet a friend at the library later that evening.

The talking feature of the intercom had never worked, so the lad
stepped out of the flat and into a pair of sandals by the welcome mat, then glided
down the stairwell to open the main entrance door.

“Dan. Hello…”

The lad was pleasantly surprised to discover the arrival to be Danielle,
the friend that he planned to later meet. The very comely lass of 16 years
quickly stepped inside the open doorway, looking very relieved to be in the
overheated air of the foyer. The lass’ long wool coat, thick oversized sweater,
and corduroy pants apparently did not offer much protection against the bitter
cold Camden afternoon.

Just as the door closed, the lass’s canvas tote bag dropped from her
bare left hand to the marble floor with a soft thud as she immediately shed her
coat and draped it over her left arm. She turned to face the lad.

“Hi, Xummy,” she began, her British accent thick as honey. “I know we were
supposed to meet at the library later, but I just needed to get away from the
house and… my mother, y’know?” She pushed a few errant strands of her curly bleached-blond
hair from her forehead with her free hand, her glittering sea-green eyes never
leaving his face. “So I thought I’d pick you up for our ‘study date’.”

The lad inwardly winced at the young woman’s use of the word “date,”
but that did not diminish his knowing smile as he glanced at her tote bag. “And
you needed a place to change,” he continued.

“And I needed a place to change,” she confirmed laughingly as she
picked up the bag. “You know me so well…” Her voice trailed off as she looked
at the lad’s gi and hakama intently. “I see you are doing your Ice… Eye…”

“Aikido,” the lad finished, smiling slightly. Most
of the other students in his fifth form class would generally, and thus erroneously,
refer to his martial art as “Karate”. The lass seemed to be the only one to
make the effort to know the actual name.

“Right. Eye-kiddo,” she attempted. (The lad felt it was close enough.)
“Should I come back later…?”

Her apologetic eyes seemed to flicker with relief as she sighed.
“Thanks, Xummy. My mother was supposed to go shopping, but changed her mind.
And I don’t want to change in the library toilet.”

“Of course,” the lad assured her as the pair started to ascend the
stairwell toward his parent’s flat. “No trouble at all.”

The beautiful lass smiled warmly. “I’m so lucky to have a friend like
you.”

The lad returned the smile. The feeling was mutual. The two had become
such good friends — and so quickly — after that memorable school day last October.
The lad was not quite sure how; it just… happened. Their first meeting
came from the lass’ need to better understand Shakespeare in order to keep pace
with their literature class, and she had seen how the lad demonstrated his firm
handle of the subject matter in the classroom discussion. However, in their
first study session in the library later that day, the pair had learned more
about each other than about the writings of the Bard.

Perhaps the reason that they seemed to immediately… click… was the fact
that they saw each other in a way that was different than how other students
had viewed them (which was essentially the typical teenage stereotypes of
“bookworm” and “tart”). They actually saw each other as people who realized that neither
of them seemed to truly fit in with any of the traditional social circles of
their school.

Of course, the lad’s intentions toward Danielle immediately fell under
suspicion by her disciplinarian parents, particularly her mother, when they had
found out about that initial study session. They had every right to be
suspicious, for the lass had lied to them about the length of time she had
spent studying with the lad — as an alibi for a supper she secretly had with
another boy afterward. The lass did confess to the lad in their first library
meeting that her parents had forbidden their daughter from dating because they
believed she was “much too young” to be doing so. While they had both felt that
the restriction was quite excessive, the lad had liked to believe that the
parents were intent on protecting their daughter, and that their hearts were in
the right place.

And yet, in an uncharacteristic act of dishonesty (the reason for which
the lad could not fully explain at the time), the lad corroborated the lass’
tale to her mother, who demanded to meet him immediately after school dismissal
the following day. While the mother did not approve of her daughter spending
time alone with a boy, she did agree that his tutoring can be helpful. So the
mother would accompany the pair on their subsequent study sessions. After a few
weeks, the lad’s characteristic courtesy and earnest desire to help her
daughter with schoolwork eventually led the mother to trust them to study in
the library on their own.

The lad knew that the lass’ mother would feel very differently about
trusting them if she knew her daughter was currently standing in her stocking
feet within the lad’s home without a chaperone. The lass had admitted on
numerous occasions how much she had envied the lad’s seemingly independent
lifestyle. This was actually borne out of family tradition (he had learned, as
both of his parents did, how to cook for both himself and the family since the
age of ten), as well as necessity, given that his parents’ work schedules and
business travel required him to fend for himself much of the time.

The lad also knew that Danielle’s mother would feel very differently
about trusting them if she knew that their study session today was really a
front for the lass’ plans to have a “secret rendezvous” with… Derek, he believed
his name was. Derek was a nineteen-year-old that worked at one of the small
pubs near their school. Derek was also the latest of four boyfriends that the lass
had been covertly dating since the second study session after her mother
stopped supervising them.

Of course, the lass would not have been able to manage all of these
secret affairs without the lad providing an alibi. Again, the lad was not fully
sure why he would bluff to the lass’ parents about what their daughter does
under the pretense of their lengthy study sessions. Perhaps to the lad’s
youthful mind, the lass’ parents appeared to be unreasonably strict regarding
her social life. It had seemed that the few times they had permitted her to be
out of her home were only related to school and studying.

In fact, not every lie was covering a clandestine tryst with a secret boyfriend.
On a few occasions the lad and lass would spend their “study time” together at
a local eatery, or at the cineplex, or on long walks through a harsh British
winter (with much of the warmth coming from their conversation… and her
laughter).

For the most part, the lad agreed to cover for the lass’ dating, and
their time spent cultivating their friendship, on the condition that they do go
to the library and spend some time actually studying. That way the lad would
not be technically lying when asked about their study sessions. He knew that a
lie of omission was still a lie, but he at least justified these slight bouts
of deceit (at least to himself) by having his actions encourage his friend to
spend more time on her schoolwork. Plus, the lass’ marks were improving — which
greatly pleased her parents and essentially sealed their approval of their
unchaperoned study sessions.

The lad remembered the joy that flickered in Danielle’s eyes a few
weeks ago when she received a perfect score on her literature exam (the first
she ever had). To reward and celebrate her achievement, the lad treated her to
an after-school fish-and-chips at a nearby pub. The pub’s owner happened to be
a friend of the lad’s father, so he had no qualms about allowing the underage
lad and his plus-one to come in on their own to have a meal. It was during this
repast that their server — Derek — caught the lass’ eye, and she had obviously
caught his...

…And later today they would have their third date, for which
the lass was readying herself in the privacy of the lad’s bedroom.While the lass did not share any
details of her last two encounters, the enthusiasm she expressed to the lad
implied that her relationship with Derek was progressing well.

The lad stepped back onto the practice mat. He drew a pained breath as
he glanced down the hallway that led to the room where the lass was changing.
He felt a touch of envy… and also felt a little ashamed for doing so. He knew for
certain that, although their relationship was platonic, he and the lass had
never known another person more intimately than they had known each other. But recently,
he started to hope that their burgeoning friendship would evolve into
something… more.

The lad shook his head, as if that would somehow help hurl those
thoughts out of his mind. He picked up the jō he left on the floor by the practice
mat, and placed his body in hanmi to resume the suburi. But while his stance
was correct, the staff seemed to feel… different in his hands than it did
before. His first choku tsuki felt a little clumsy, and the second attempt at
the strike was completely out of alignment. Not wanting to engrain an improper technique
into his form, the lad discarded the jō and instead decided to finish his
workout with ashi-sabaki undo.

As the lad’s father would say, “When the hands do not work, work your
feet.”

The basic footwork exercises of Aikido were second nature to the lad. Each
step, slide and pivot was made with fluid, yet mechanical precision. They were also
mostly driven by muscle memory as the lad’s mind drifted toward thoughts of the
young woman who was in his bedroom taking off her…

His brow furrowed. Enough of that,
he chided himself. He closed his eyes and mentally recited the names of each
ashi-sabaki step he performed in an attempt to quell his hormonal thoughts. Tenkai… Tankan… Irimi-tenkan… Okuri-ashi
tenshin... Ayumi-ashi tenshin…

It took a few dozen iterations, but the ashi-sabaki finally started to
lull his anxious mind…

The lad’s exercise and meditation was interrupted by a slight feminine
giggle. He opened his eyes to see Danielle standing before him. Blinking with
slight embarrassment, his eyes instinctively performed a rapid sweep up and
down the lass’s body… just enough to take in her appearance.

She was wearing an outfit her mother would most definitely never
approve: a tight black halter top with a plunging neckline and a very short form-fitting
denim skirt over a pair of sheer black stockings (that the lad vainly hoped
would keep her warm in the frigid outdoor air).

While the lad did admire the lass’ shapely figure (he had both 16 years
of age and male hormones, after all), he only gave it the briefest regard. His
gaze tended to linger on what he liked to see on his friend the most: the sly
glint of sea-green in her eyes, and her smile.

And he still liked to see those eyes and that smile even though they were
currently covered with too much makeup (the lad thought that any amount of makeup
was “too much”). He had once asked the lass why she wore it, trying to hint
that she did not need it, and she told him that she found the act of putting on
makeup to be “fun.” It made her “feel like an actress preparing for an
important role.” The lad then wanted to know whether the lass felt that she had
to act as someone else while dating, and why she could not simply be the lovely
person she already was. These would be two of many questions the lad would
regret not asking her…

On the practice mat, the lad noticed the lass was staring at him. Her
face appeared a bit critical. “What is it?” he asked.

“Your eye-key… ah… footstep thing. You make it look so… graceful.” The
green in her eyes was more pronounced now, almost glittering. “Hard to believe
this is the awkward boy I usually see shuffling about to class…”

The lad smiled slightly and shrugged. “Well, I’ve been performing Aikido
for years,” he began, stressing the name of the martial art. “Practice long
enough and it becomes a part of you.” The lad said this very matter-of-factly,
with no sense of self-aggrandizement whatsoever.

“Ah.” The lass smiled with acknowledgement and glanced around the
living room, eying the small radio on a corner table. “Well, if you’re done, is
it okay if I put on some music while I wait for you to change?”

The lad nodded, and watched the lass’s smooth slender hand snap on the device
and work the tuner from the original news talk programming through intense
waves of static until she found a popular music station that suited her fancy.
The opening notes and lyrics of “Babe” performed by Styx started to fill the
room.

The young woman cooed. “Ooh, I love this song!” She was immediately at
the lad’s side tugging at his arm. “Dance with me… please?”

The lad swallowed… hard. “I… uh… do not know how…” he stammered.

The lass giggled again. “You kiddin’? With all your fancy ice-kiddo footwork,
slow dancin’ should be dead simple. Here…” She took the lad’s right hand and guided
it to rest on her left hip, and chuckled softly as the lad quickly moved it up
to her waist. With a gentle nod and a puckish grin she gripped his left hand
tightly. “I’ll lead.”

And she did. The lad’s first stumbling steps quickly started to find a gentle
circular rhythm as his comely companion slowly steered him around the practice
mat. For a brief moment, the lad’s eyes locked with hers, and he knew in his
heart that he would be willing to follow this woman… anywhere.

Dennis DeYoung’s vocals continued to profess feelings for a true love
that had to be left behind, and then moved to the chorus, which echoed some of the
lad’s thoughts toward the lass who was leaning, almost snuggling, closer
against him.

You know it's
you, babe

Whenever I get
weary/And I've had enough

Feel like giving
up

You know it's you,
babe

Giving me the
courage/And the strength I need

Please believe
that it's true

Babe, I love you

The words seemed to hang in the air as the electric guitar and
synthesizers commenced an instrumental solo.

It was then that the lad started to feel Danielle’s head gently settle on
his left shoulder — a familiar weight that reminded him of the three somber
occasions whereby the lad had comforted the young woman as she softly sobbed
over a painful break-up from a boyfriend. But then the lad felt the mass of the
lass’s full breasts as they suddenly pressed closer against his pounding chest.
There was both a rush of warmth and a cold tingle in his stomach as the young
woman’s hands slid behind his back and clutched him tightly.

“Dan?” The lad was concerned. He could feel her body trembling. “What’s
wr…?”

The lad wrapped his arms around the lass as they continued to sway so very
slowly across the vinyl mat.

Giving me the
courage/And the strength I need

His steps felt much steadier now, and he boldly pulled her even closer
in their embrace.

Please believe
that it's true

He wanted nothing more but to keep practicing this slow dance until her
touch and her warmth would become very much a part of him…

Babe I love you.

The music started to slowly fade, and the pair were startled by the
harsh chimes that brusquely signaled the radio station news and traffic report.
Reluctantly, the lad released his dance partner as she removed her hands and had
taken a few slow steps back. She kept her head down, gazing at the mat lying beneath
them.The lad thought he heard a slight sniffle
as she was taking in a breath.

“Dan…?” the lad began. His voice was still tinged with concern as he
saw her hand move to her eyes as she turned toward the living room window.

With her free hand the lass waved away the question. “I’m okay. I
just…” she started to say softly, cutting herself off to draw another long
breath. She exhaled it in a strong audible sigh. “Whooo, boy!” she suddenly
exclaimed. “You are a better dancer than you think, Xummy.” She turned back to
the lad, flashing a cheerful grin. “You’ll sweep some lucky girl off her feet
someday. Just you wait and see.”

The lad’s eyes searched her face intently… and helplessly. He desperately
wanted to know what was bothering her just then, and how he could help. Also,
selfishly, he hoped to find some sign that she may had been dodging the very
thought that was on his mind: that this inexplicable connection the two of them
shared since the moment they first met may be more than just friendship. But he
was not… could not… be sure she felt the same way.

He also lacked the courage to make an attempt to find out.

“Um… Xummy?” the young woman
began slowly. “You better go change if we are going to get some studying done,
yeah?”

The lad found his voice. “Ah… right. Yes…” The lad’s face returned a
smile, but there was a note of sadness to it. He had missed his chance. “We do
have a bit to go through before you run off with Derek this evening.”

The lad saw the lass’s warm smile widen at the name of “noted boyfriend
number four”, and his heart cracked a little more. “I’ll just be ten
minutes…” he added after a long pause. He started down the hallway toward his
bedroom.

The lad would actually take a little longer, for he had discovered
that, while he hardly broke a sweat during his 30 minutes of Aikido routines,
he was perspiring profusely under his gi during the not-even-two-minute slow
dance. So he quickly showered before dressing in a white button shirt and denim
pants. In five minutes, he would don a thick pullover sweater and gather his
books and notes in a knapsack. Then he would help the lass with her coat and
carry her tote bag and his knapsack as they made their way to the train station
and eventually to the library, stopping for a hot Cornish pasty at their
favourite bakery on the way. Then they would have a lengthy study session, followed
by a longer, effervescent discourse on a number of personal and trivial
subjects — including one in which the lass would give the lad a smile that he
would treasure forever. Eventually, Derek would arrive and she would depart
with a muted goodbye… and the lad would watch the couple walk away arm-in-arm until
they were out of his sight. Then he would gather his belongings and make his
way home to cook supper. And of course, he would prepare himself to lie if…
when… the lass’ mother asks him about how the study session went — for he
realized that he had fallen in love with the lass, and would thus do anything
for her… including enabling her to be with another.

But the rest of this day would start in five minutes. Right now, the
lad, still in his room, silently flung himself over on his back on his bed,
exasperated.

Why didn’t I say anything?

He stared at the ceiling, completely unaware that a few short weeks later
he would look back upon this selfsame moment: As he lay in grief on that
selfsame bed — thinking about how the selfsame halter top and skirt of
Danielle’s, folded neatly amid black lace in a spare knapsack in the corner, would
never be returned to their owner — he would ask himself that selfsame question.

Monday, September 19, 2016

The man sat in his Air Hawk motorized wheelchair in the
corner in the grand living room, which was a little more luxurious and ornate than
what he was used to. He felt slightly thirsty, but left his glass of water sweating
on the small side table against the wall beside him. He was instead watching
the twenty-some other guests who gathered in small clusters around the room,
engaged in lively conversation. It was the first party the man had attended since
he had become confined to his chair, having lost most of the use of his left
arm and leg a few months ago. And despite his weeks of practice with the Air
Hawk, he was a bit apprehensive maneuvering the chair through the crowded room.
So he was content with having his lovely wife fetch some hors d'oeuvres for him
while he parked himself out of the way, and mulled over his own lively
conversation from a few moments before in the host’s private den.

The party was held in the home of a mild acquaintance, the
supervisor of one of the man’s business associates in the health care industry.
The associate and the supervisor have been working with the man on a prospectus
for a pilot study for a new experimental rehabilitative therapy developed in
Japan — one that may actually assist in helping the man regain his lost
mobility. The three of them have had a number of discussions on the matter over
the last several weeks, mostly on how to persuade the Japanese developer to
pilot with their medical firm. But this evening, the man and his wife were invited
by the supervisor to his social-cum-business gathering at his impressive Mountain
View home to talk about having the man qualify as a potential test subject when…
if… the pilot is a go. The supervisor was still in the den with the supervisor as
they had additional business to discuss, but he encouraged the man and his wife
to stay and enjoy the party.

While the man was elated by the news, he still looked at the
cool glass of water with mild disdain. He had spent most of his recent days in
t-shirts and sweatpants, but he had to dress in a button shirt with slacks and a
blazer for this occasion. He had learned on a recent business trip that this
attire adds an additional layer of complexity when he had to use the
facilities, so he was trying to minimize that need as much as possible.

It was then that the man noticed that all of the people in the
room suddenly stopped talking. All except for one, who was talking quite loudly.

A rather large man who appeared to be a bit underdressed for
this gathering was arguing with his sharply dressed female companion near the drink
station. The man in the wheelchair did not really pay much attention to the
actual words yelled as he did to the person’s tipsy demeanor. The woman made a
dismissive wave to the inebriated man and turned to walk away, when the drunkard
angrily seized the woman’s slender arm.

The man’s eyes narrowed as he worked the controls of the Air
Hawk to point the caster wheels directly at the couple. Aside from his wife, he
hardly knew any of these people around him, but he still could not believe how
they could just stand idly by while this was happening right before them. The
man’s slender fingers pressed the joystick of his Air Hawk forward.

The man caught the look of his wife from across the room as
he was guiding the chair towards the argument. With his only working hand on
the controls, the man had to cock his head to one side repeatedly in order to
gesture toward the woman in the drunkard’s grip. The man was pleased to see his
wife received the message and was working her way toward the other side of the
arguing couple.

The angry drunkard seemed oblivious to the whirring hum of the man’s
wheelchair as he made his approach. The man considered using the chair’s
electronic horn, but instead decided to keep the chair moving, extending his
good right leg as high as possible so he could give the drunkard a sharp nudge
in the posterior upon his arrival.

As the man hoped, his sudden “kick” made the drunkard let go
of the woman and turn toward him -- just as his wife arrived from the other
direction. The man lifted his chin imperiously toward the intoxicated brute. He
just needed to hold the bully’s attention long enough for his wife to help lead
the maltreated woman out of the room and into the kitchen. “That’s quite
enough,” the man said sharply. “Perhaps you should step outside and cool off.”

The brute bristled. “This your party, Mr. Sulu?” he scoffed.

The man suppressed his mild surprise that the drunken taunt
was focused on his ethnicity rather than his disability, and instead repeated
himself in the precise manner he had used before. “Again, I suggest you step
outside and…”

As the man spoke, the brute made a few slightly unsteady steps
to the left side of the man’s wheelchair, placed the sole of his right workman’s
boot against the frame crossbar below the chair’s seat saddle, and pushed. The
man’s sentence was cut off by an undignified reflexive yelp as the wheelchair tipped
over onto its side.

That action triggered a collective gasp from the onlookers
in the room. As the man struggled to shift his half-motionless body from its sprawled
position on the floor, he could not help but mentally repeat with acerbity the part of the Air Hawk sales
pitch regarding how being the “lightest lightweight power wheelchair” offered “the
greatest flexibility and range of motion”...

With a grunt of effort, the man managed to lay flat on his
back, and could see the brute slowly lumbering away from him, looking around the
room for his female companion. The man strained to lift his head so he could get
a clearer view of the crowd, to no avail. All he could do was hope that the
women had already made it to the kitchen so the maltreated woman would be hidden
from view… and that his wife did not see what had just occurred.

One of the other male guests finally found his voice. “That
does it. I’m calling the police.”

That sentence had finally convinced the intoxicated brute to
head for the front door. In a few moments the partygoers would hear a distant screeching
of tires and an obnoxious rev of a car engine as he made his departure.

In the meantime, the supervisor host and the associate had emerged
from the den, no doubt alerted by the commotion. They immediately went to work
righting the motorized wheelchair and helping the man back into it. Before the
man could regain his dignity, he immediately received a very tight hug from his
horrified wife, which he returned as best he could with his right arm.

The man and his wife were relieved to find out that the maltreated
woman, who was a good friend of the host, had been in a relationship with the
brute for only a brief time, and that this was the first and only sign of abuse
that she had experienced. The host insisted that she stay the night in his home
as a precaution, and the host’s wife would kindly provide whatever provisions
she needed. The man was disappointed that no one actually called the police,
but the woman did not want to press any charges. The man was also concerned
that the brute was driving a car while intoxicated, but all he could do was
hope that the brute would make it home without causing any harm to himself or
others.

After a lengthy expression of thanks from the woman and repeated
apologies from the host, the man and his wife had taken their leave.

The man slowly wheeled his chair down the walkway, following
his shapely wife as they made their way toward their car parked along the
street. Before they reached it, the wife suddenly turned and tossed her husband
an austere look.

“Just what the hell do you think you were doing? Standing up
to that—” The wife bit her lip at her choice of words, but after a pause
she continued. “Did you think that the guy wasn’t gonna fight you just because
you were in a wheelchair?”

“Well, I was hoping…” the man said with a little cheek. He flexed
his right arm slightly… starting to feel signs that bruises were forming under
his blazer and shirt sleeve.

“Don’t joke about this!” she snapped. Her voice sounded a
little panicked, and the man was surprised to see that she was on the verge of
tears. “When you had that… attack, and we had to call the ambulance, I was so
scared. The kids were so scared. I don’t
want us to go through that again, even if…”

The man tried to reassure her. “Namiko, I’m okay… really… I…”

“No, sometimes I think you’re not,” she countered. “It’s
almost as if you have forgotten what happened to you. As if you can just do anything
you used to…”

The man held up his right hand. “Believe me, I am aware… painfully
aware… of my limitations,” he said earnestly. “But you know I cannot just sit
there and let someone…”

“I know,” she sighed.“I know you always have this urge to help people – even total strangers.
It’s one of the things I love about you. But please... please… justpromise me
that you will give someone else a chance to jump in and help before you put
yourself in harm’s way like that, okay?”

The man nodded. He felt that was what he had essentially done
earlier that evening, but he knew what his wife truly meant. “Okay. I promise,”
he said quietly, his tone dead serious.

“Okay,” the wife said, satisfied. All signs of worry evaporated
from her face. She gently touched the man’s left cheek with her fingers, and
then brought her mouth to meet his.

“Thank you for that,” the man said after their lips parted. “And
for helping her out. I don’t regret doing what I did, seeing how much we helped
that woman. But I also know what I did was pretty stupid, seeing how quickly he
took me down…”

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

The man observed that the shopping
centre was abuzz with excitement over the Saturday event that has drawn several
children and their families from across the city and neighboring towns. And no
wonder. The main stage in the promenade, normally reserved for local musical
performances, was under attack by two alien mutant monsters from outer space –
each almost a towering two metres tall! One appeared to be half-man, half turtle;
the other half-man, half lobster. While both monsters looked utterly grotesque,
the bright colors of their foam rubber bodies made them appear not too scary
for the youngest of the younger crowd.

Fortunately, the monsters’ evil
scheme to destroy the weekend afternoon commerce was about to be thwarted by
flashes of red, blue, black, pink, and yellow that leapt, cartwheeled, and
somersaulted onto the stage. The speeding arrivals surrounded the monsters, each
pausing in a fighting stance so the cheering crowd of over two hundred
onlookers can have a good look at the brightly colored spandex-and-lyrca
outfits of the six fully masked super sentai heroes that most of the kids had instantly
recognized as the Power Rangers.

However, the quintet was not the actual
Power Rangers from the television programme or the fairly recent movie. In
fact, those with a keen eye can see that the uniforms, while in the correct
colors, were not quite the same as their on-screen counterparts. The diamond
motif had been replaced with ovals, and the dinosaur patterns of the helmets
appeared to be more bug-like.

That was because the five heroes and
two monsters on stage were not officially licensed Power Ranger or Zyuranger
performers like the ones that toured in Kuala Lumpur and Singapore a few years
ago. They were actually the Sentai Seven, a quasi-professional performing
troupe comprised of seven very talented martial artists and acrobats from
Singapore, Malaysia, and Australia who presented live Power-Ranger-like shows
at local events throughout Southeast Asia – usually to draw in customers to drum
up local business, which they no doubt were doing for the shops and eateries in
that J.B. shopping centre that day.

(Now that I had made clear the fact of who these heroes are
not, please note that, to allow for ease of writing, this post will continue to
refer to these performers as “Rangers” since that was who they were supposed to
represent.Please keep in mind that at
this particular event, or at any other Sentai Seven show, they could not
officially – nor legally – be referred to as such.)

This had actually been the first
time the Sentai Seven (referred only as “your kids’ favorite heroes” during the
show and in the event adverts) had performed in Malaysia in a number of years. The
troupe was quite popular when the “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers” programme had
taken the country (as it did the world) by storm on Radio Television Malaysia (RTM)
2. That was before a few parents and government officials were concerned that
the show would have a negative influence on children because the word
“Morphin’” in the title sounded like “morphine”– and that would somehow
encourage impressionable young minds to want to abuse drugs. So the programme was
banned from Malaysia for a time, and the troupe decided to perform in other
countries at that point.

That meant the children had to get
their Super Sentai fix either by watching the Japanese programme, “Choushinsei Flashman,” dubbed in Malay on RTM1, or settling for the (thankfully)
short-lived chintzy American knockoff television series, “Tattooed Teenage Alien
Fighters from Beverly Hills,” on Metrovision 8.

The ban did not last too long, however.
Eventually, the movie based on the “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers” series was
allowed to be screened in local theatres with the shortened title, “Power
Rangers: The Movie.” The television programme was soon allowed back on the air
when it followed the same naming convention. And now that the show had
returned, so too had the Sentai Seven.

The man was at the shopping center event,
of course, enjoying an exclusive vantage point of the show. He was paying
particular attention on the movements of the performer who portrayed the
doppelgänger of the Yellow Ranger Trini – and with good reason.

(No, not that reason).

Since the man worked for the
advertising agency that served the property management company for the shopping
centre, and was good friends with the centre’s event organizer, he was able to meet the troupe performers and watch them practice their routine (both
in costume and in athletic sweatsuits) earlier that week. He remembered the
horrible moment when he saw the sweet young woman who was the Yellow Ranger of
the troupe accidentally fall against the edge of a raised platform during
practice and tear her clavicle loose, just three days before the show.

The remaining “Sentai Six” were scrambling
to figure out how to best restructure the choreography with one less performer,
when the event organizer had a suggestion for a potential fill-in. A few calls
were made, and the candidate was auditioning at the troupe’s practice area
later that afternoon. The candidate had promising skills, but admitted to having
not practiced in several months, and was thus “a bit rusty.” However, the
candidate would work as a viable stand-in with only a few minor cuts to the
choreography, limiting the new Yellow Ranger’s routine to martial arts only and
no acrobatics beyond breakfalls. Further, the man, a Yondan in Aikido, was
willing to work long hours with the troupe in order to train the candidate to be
ready for the show in time.

In addition to lacking some
acrobatic skill, the candidate was also not quite as… built as the original performer,
but that was easily fixed with a bit of strategically placed padding.

On the shopping center stage, the
entire Ranger team pretended to be knocked backward by a broad sweep of the
Turtle-Man’s arm, eliciting first a collective gasp of shock from the kids in
the crowd – and then a communal cheer as the Rangers all used rolling
breakfalls to immediately right themselves back on their feet, ready to resume the
fight.

The man silently winced as he
noticed the Yellow Ranger tip slightly after standing from the ushiro ukemi. Despite
his and the troupe’s best efforts during the long two days of the stand-in’s intensive
training and practice, the padding still threw the new performer’s balance off
a touch. This was soon further evidenced by the Yellow Ranger’s roundhouse kick,
aimed to intentionally miss the side of the Turtle Man’s face, accidentally
connecting with his right shoulder, actually knocking him to the padded stage
floor.

The Yellow Ranger immediately pulled
the opponent up to a standing position by the scruff of the foam rubber turtle
shell. Before the audience could register what the man knew was a brief check
that the fallen actor was unhurt, the yellow-clad performer mimed an overelaborate
bowling throw as the Turtle Man somersaulted off-stage in simulated defeat.

Aside from that small hiccup, which was
very likely perceived by the crowd as a normal part of the act, the performance
went swimmingly. In fact, the final act of all five Rangers vanquishing the
threat of the Lobster-man, which climaxed with the monster disappearing from
the stage (a magician technique using flash powder, a smoke machine, and the aforementioned
raised platform with a built-in trap door), was well-received by the applauding
audience.

Shortly after the performance, there
was a “meet and greet” session that was originally supposed to have the kids
line up to shake the hands of each of the “Rangers” in succession as they moved
across the stage, but it quickly reverted to a disorderly mob of kids and
adults flocking around the troupe to shake hands and take pictures of the team
of masked heroes.

One person among the crowd behind
the heroes had a different reason for being on the stage.

As soon as the man realized what was
happening, the rest of the crowd was suddenly made aware via the sound of a loud
male scream. They all then saw the Pink Ranger twisting the right hand of a
surprised 30-something-year-old Indian male, as she forced him backward through
the quickly parting crowd, and roughly shoved him against a nearby pillar at
the back of the stage. The Yellow Ranger followed closely behind.

The greasy-haired, lightly mustached male was clearly three times the weight of the Pink Ranger, and even though that extra
mass can be considered more flab than muscle, he could have easily knocked down
the Pink Ranger with a little leverage. The only thing that was preventing the
male from doing so was the pain of his hand bones, which the man could see were
straining toward the point of dislocation in the Pink Ranger’s gloved grasp.

The Malay security guard assigned to
accompany the troupe quickly approached the two Rangers and inquired what was going
on. Before they could respond, a young boy at the front of the crowd pointed to
the Yellow Ranger and said in Malay, “He grabbed her backside. He grabbed her
backside."

The yellow-clad stand-in did not
understand Malay, but soon nodded in agreement when the guard asked in English to
confirm what the Indian man did.

Two additional shopping centre security
guards, altered by the Indian’s scream, soon arrived and escorted the molester
off the premises, but not until they had first spent several minutes attempting
to convince the two Rangers that the incident was most likely “a simple
misunderstanding.” When that did not work, the guards assured the Rangers that
they will bar him from the property and that there was no need to waste time
filing a police report.

The man gave a scornful look to both
the departing pervert and his security guard escorts. He knew from experience
that filing a police report would indeed be a waste of time…

Later, the man joined the troupe in a reserved private area
behind the shopping center offices that included changing rooms.

The Yellow Ranger turned to the pink counterpart and
whispered, “Thank you again for dealing with that… molester…”

The Pink Ranger removed her helmet, and the attractive,
mid-30s Singaporean-Chinese performer underneath gave her yellow counterpart a wide
smile. ”No problem,” she said, arching an eyebrow. “After all, we girls have to
stick together, right?”

The Yellow Ranger stiffened slightly at the question before
removing the helmet of the uniform, revealing the perspiring face of Xum
Yukinori.

“Indeed,” the man in the padded yellow uniform smiled back. He
handed the pink heroine a towel and a bottle of water from the stock provided
for the troupe on a small side table. He hesitantly asked, “Does that… sort of
thing… happen to you often?”

The Pink Ranger performer pushed back the bangs of her short-cropped
dark hair so she could dab her sweaty forehead lightly with the towel. “More
often than you’d think,” she said with a bit of sadness, draping the towel over
her shoulder. She then cracked another smile as she cracked open the water
bottle. “The price for having a great backside, I suppose. But that doesn’t mean
we have to agree to pay.”

The man nodded. He was still very disappointed that the molester
was essentially led out with only a warning from the guards. But he did have
some satisfaction that his pink-clad protector had brought that pervert’s sneaky actions out into the open. Perhaps
the public humiliation, from both being discovered and the physical retaliation,
will make that person reconsider ever trying to touch a woman improperly again.

Perhaps.

The rest of the troupe had already gone into the male
dressing room. The man decided to wait a few moments before following suit. All
of the male performers had at one time or another made cat-calls at the man in
jest when he first put on the chest padding and the yellow uniform. And now
through the dressing room door he can hear them all having a good laugh about
him being so “sexy” that some casual pervert actually groped him.

The Pink Ranger could hear them too. “They are such boys…”
she remarked.

A realization struck the man. He gestured toward the gents’
changing room. “Um, they don’t treat
you like…”

The Singaporean woman shook her head. “Oh, no. The may be
boys, but they are good boys. They just like to make fun at you putting on
boobs.” She paused, and her playful voice now had a serious tone. “But they are
all very glad that you did so to fill in for Phaik-Seng… as am I. So thank you,
Xum.”

“It was my pleasure. I hope Phaik-Seng has a successful
recovery.”

The woman in pink nodded, then turned toward the female
dressing room. “You can change in here, if you wish,” she offered. “After I am
done, of course.”

“Thank you, but the gents’ will be fine,” the man replied. “I’ve
faced worse than ‘those boys’…”

The woman turned to face the man. “I know,” she said flatly.
“I saw those marks on you during practice.”

There was a long pause, and the man hoped the performer in
pink would not ask about the circumstances behind the few but noticeable scars on his body, which his loose practice shirt apparently did
not conceal. Fortunately, his silent wish was granted.

The woman finally spoke. “Well, you watch your backside, Xum.
You will not always have someone else watching it for you.” She then disappeared
behind the female dressing room door.

It would be hours after the man had changed and said a final
goodbye to the Sentai Seven, while enjoying an after-supper Kopi O Peng at a
hawker stall near his hotel, that he would realize there may had been a deeper
meaning to the Pink Ranger’s words. He briefly wondered if the reason she caught
the molester’s action was because she was already looking at his backside...

And then, just as quickly, the man pushed that
ridiculous thought out of his head.

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Former adman. Currently a marketing consultant for cellular technology and health care service industries. Former manhua background/crowd-control artist. Artist for "The Line It Is Drawn." Former resident of 12 countries. Current resident of California. Finally returned from Kokubunji, Tokyo, Japan.