Anal "attempts" is the key concept here. What appeals to one viewer may repel another, and therein lies the rub. By the end of these encounters, the ladies claim to have had a good time, but our quibble isn’t with words; expressions don’t fib. Frankly the looks on certain faces — plus accompanying physical reactions — is far from pleasurable, or even comfortable, for that matter.

Some pornhounds will get off on the pain. And Allison Pierce is super cute in her pleasure mode. Alanna, Berlin and Buck’s encounter, while technically a threesome, can barely live up to the definition.