So you want little children to brave the dark frozen wastelands just so you can get a paper before 7.30am? A little selfish, no?

At least give them a fighting chance of survival on their little bikes sliding over the black ice on the road, by allowing the sun to come up and illuminate the world! The sun tends to scare away the paedophiles too.

So you want little children to brave the dark frozen wastelands just so you can get a paper before 7.30am? A little selfish, no? At least give them a fighting chance of survival on their little bikes sliding over the black ice on the road, by allowing the sun to come up and illuminate the world! The sun tends to scare away the paedophiles too. Posted by plasko