A lot has changed since the last time we featured an episode of the Cover Critic. Both Sony and Nintendo have released new portable game systems, long time companies have shut their doors forever, and the world has been reintroduced to a certain lawyer named Jack Thompson. Heck, even this site you're looking at has changed in many ways. So maybe it's time we take another serious look at video game covers, letting you know which ones we like and which we hate. After two years I invite you to embrace a brand new Cover Critic, one that isn't afraidto tell you what we really think. So enjoy five new covers and one new look!

It's the question on every PSP owners mind, can Rockstar Games deliver the console experience of Grand Theft Auto on Sony's handheld PSP? With the launch only days away we won't have to wait much longer to see how worthy this edition really is. But no matter what corners they had to cut to make GTA fit on a PSP UMD, one thing is for sure - they still know what they're doing when it comes to the cover art!

This PSP cover features some familiar faces and a few vehicles you should recognize; it also puts forth the violent tone of the game (keep track of the three guns, an explosion, and plenty of menacing figures). Now that we've had three different Grand Theft Auto covers it's easy to notice a few trends sprouting up, including the fact that every single one of them had the picture of a helicopter (all in the same, top-left location). They seem to have a predilection for cars trying to escape explosions, too. Despite all of these trends, it's hard not to like the look of Liberty City Stories' cover ... it's clean, chock full of exciting situations, and the type of thing you would expect from a good movie poster. Even if you're like GamePro and can't stand the series, you have to admit that this is a striker cover that will grab your attention when you're at the store.

The SSX series has quickly become one of my favorite new franchises of this current generation. It's mix of balls-to-the-wall racing and tricks makes it one of the best games coming from EA's studios. But when I first saw this cover I could only think of one thing: why wasn't I invited to go to Burger King? Not only did this guy pig out on one of those Meat'normous things, but he even got one of their cool paper crowns! All this before putting on what has to be one of the ugliest tee-shirts I've ever seen? This must be one of those "extreme" snowboarding games.

SSX has the blood of rock 'n roll pumping through its veins, which might explain the funky cover art on display here. In the background you can see plenty of "hand drawn" images, from mountains to flying eyeballs to Bigfoot. The rest appears to be taped in front of this art notebook, with trees and the aforementioned Burger King fan. This is a unique cover, I'll give it that much. The art style will likely grab some people's attention, even if it comes off feeling kind of jumbled and maybe even a little ugly.

Um, guys ... perhaps it's time to get out of here, because that dark, ominous figure doesn't look like he's going to take no for an answer. His blade shines from the light Lwalking away from. In fact, what's this guy picking on me for? Is Zasalamel really type of jerk that would leave a perfectly good battle to pick on somebody whose only weapon is a PlayStation 2 control? Who does he think he is, Ike Turner?

Although this cover is a tad blue (to the point where the red of the sword in the logo haunts me at night), at least it's better than Namco's last effort. Ivy may be a questionable pick (especially with newer, hotter women to flaunt), but at least they didn't go with Spawn! Outside of the faces there's not much to see here, you can make out a castle in the distance, but really it looks like Zasalamel is climbing out of a giant crater. Hey, maybe that's why he's so pissed off, maybe we had something to do making that giant crater. Oh who cares what the reason is, let's get out of here!!

If Soul Calibur III is going for a blue cover, then SNK's Samurai Shodown V is ready to balance things out with a very warm, very red cover. Instead of having just one guy ready to pounce on you for saying the wrong thing, here we have at least five guys (well, a couple guys, a little girl, and a character whose sex I can't determine) all ready to make sure you don't say anything stupid. With such a diverse group of characters it's going to be hard to find something that doesn't tick off one of them, I suggest ice cream ... everybody loves talking about ice cream.

Perhaps the problem isn't the fact that they all seem ready to strike when I'm no looking, maybe I should be concerned that all of these people would want to be on this cover. Like the girl, what is she doing hanging out with this motley crew? And then there's the guy who looks like he's buckling over in pain ... either that or he's winking at me, I'm not sure with is worse. Or we could talk about that steroid freak in the back, maybe somebody should have told him about his intense case of "backne." While I like the picture, I can't help but notice that there's hair growing out of the top of the title. Could it be that they just through the logo on some random piece of artwork they had lying around? And seriously, what's with that guy with the towel wrapped around his face?

When it comes to great material for video games, the Bible is a fantastic place to pull ideas from. It's full of violence, miracles, amazing events, punishments, and more - just the kind of stuff video game just end up making up. Yet when I look at this cover for the Bible Game I get the feeling that we're not going to be looking at the great battles talked about in the Bible. Instead we're going to be having a good time learning about Noah's Ark, Jonah and the whale, and Moses parting the sea. The kind of thing you learn about in Sunday school.

What's even more disturbing about this cover is how happy everybody seems to be. That whale, for example, is just a little too happy to have made the cover if you ask me. And that lion looks like he's running towards us trying to convince the public to buy Pat Robertson's new weight loss milkshake! This cover is so uplifting and happy that you can't help but stare blankly at it for long stretches of time. Now this is a missed opportunity, with so much upheaval and intrigue in the Bible, it just feels like a cop out to see the game treading over such familiar territory. Just wait until Koei gets a hold of the Bible license!