Right. So I was talking to a kid I know that's a little younger than me. He was about to be confirmed in the catholic faith and asked his uncle to be a sponsor. For those of you that don't know, a sponsor is someone who guides you on your 'spiritual journey' to becoming a full member of the church. Anyway, this kid asks his uncle who says "This is what really happened" and hands him a copy of "A Brief History Of Time". I love this guy.

(03-11-2011 11:35 AM)lucradis Wrote: That's awesome. I wish he was my uncle. Instead I have an uncle who thinks he is a warlock. That's right. A warlock.

What in the hell makes him think he's a warlock?

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.

Probably the fact that he can do magic and fly and turn into animals and cool stuff like that :/. I assume he went insane when his hair went grey. He was always the odd one. Also a bit of a liar. Now he just creeps me out and makes me glad we're on opposite sides of the country lol.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison