(ESPECIALLY,
IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF BAKA BUTT KISSER, A POWER AND MONEY
HUNGRY WANNABE FIANCÉ, AN INSANE COMPUTER HACKER, AND A NOT SO BRIGHT
GIRL.)

LESSON 2: GARDENING IS A "HUSH HUSH" MALE PAST
TIME.

(TAKE
A HINT, TANPOPO! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO THE SCHOOL ABOUT MY PRIVATE
LIFE! OH WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE THE GARDENING COMMITTEE NOW
^_^)

LESSON 3: THE TROWEL ISN'T JUST A GARDENING TOOL.

(WHEN
BATTLING MEAN PEOPLE WITH THE ALMIGHTY TROWEL, LET THE FORCE GUIDE YOUR
MIND AND BODY! GURR!!! OH YEAH BABY, I AM ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
DON'T MESS WITH THE GREAT TROWEL BOY.)

LESSON 4: REMEMBER NEVER OVER WATER THE FLOWERS!!!

(HOW
MANY TIMES MUST I REMIND YOU, YAMAZAKI!! YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN THEM
TO DEATH...YOU ENEMY OF FLORA!!

LESSON 5: BE PREPARED FOR ANY WEATHER CONDITIONS!

(TOKYO'S
GOT SOME INSANE WEATHER, ONE MINUTE ITS SUNNY AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
ITS RAINING BICYCLES. THE BEST SOLUTION IS TO MAKE A LARGE
PROTECTIVE STEEL COVER FOR YOU FLOWER THAT LINED WITH IRON SPIKES.
THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF TANPOPO FROM KILLING ME AND MY FRIENDS.)