Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

Ahhh, the female population seriously become (even more?) unreasonable when it comes to rodents and bugs.
A flesh eating zombie with super powers orrrrrr, extra emphasis on 'or', a tiny little mouse, who is more scared of you, than you are of it. Also bare in mind that in comparison to the mouse, you're like the size of the Eiffel tower.
You're still more scared of the mouse aren't you?

Mice- tiny little things that eat up your stuff, bite you, scratch you, red beety eyes, and carry around disease And its hard to get rid of
Or...
Zombie- slow ass mother fuckers that if there was an invasion we could capture easily or just shoot...
Youra guy... Your suposed to be afraid of niether.
Your still afraid of the zombie arent you...

93, I'm not supposed to be scared of anything? What kinda 12th century crap is that?
If zombies do invade, it's not going to be a scene from Shaun of the Dead, where you outrun a few zombies and head to the Winchester and wait for till the whole thing to blow over. It's the dead alive. I guarantee you mice will be the last thing on your mind during a zombie apocalypse.

Did you not hear me.... Ypu could get on with your life if there was an invasion... Slow.... They will fall apart before they reach the cemetary gates. Mice arent scary to me but they do scatch and ruin your stuff. I bet you could touch a zombie and it would become dust... And zombies are supposed to be a fictional being even though the thought ofit coming true might be unsettling mice are real... Oh and f u for the sexist comment on women... Ima girl and niether of those things freak me out