We’re sorry about all the Britney fug and crazy that’s been on the site lately, so here are some pictures of the ridiculously hot Megan Fox. Coupled with her obvious self-esteem issues (she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green), this makes her pretty much the ideal woman. Especially for Brian Austin Green, because there’s no way he should be licking on this. He should be parked outside a Blockbuster with duct tape and chloroform, waiting for the cute cashier who made eye contact with him last week to come out.