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As promised, The Ethereal Gazette’s latest author, Anthony Marc Ollon, is now bringing us his delightful story: Legend Keeper. Have you ever wondered what the Legend Keeper is up to, in his Library of Bones, overlooking Lake Fossil? Well, here’s your chance to find out. Just click on the cover below and grab your perfectly free copy and snuggle up to your loved one in front of the fireplace for a cozy reading session in the dark. Now, what could be better than that, eh? Go on. You know you want to. Or…. do you not… DARE? Mouhahahahaha

Stop the presses! We are thrilled to have the real shiznit for y’all this fine day. It appears that Tony Ollon, author of Legend Keeper, was so impressed with our ability to tipple vodka into the office pot of tea without anyone noticing that he signed on with us. He will of course be premiering his latest work – Legend Keeper – right here on The Ethereal Gazette when all the necessary paperwork is sorted out. We can’t wait to read it and look forward to bringing it to the masses, so eagerly craving entertainment.

There are also rumour of another installment in the Nick Kane – Astral Sex Detective series, but we’re keeping that on the down low (pardon the pun) until the deal is in the bag. Just a heads up, y’all. Christmas may indeed be coming early this year.

The Ethereal Gazette is now proud to present a brand new short by none other than our stellar writer, Thomas M. Our triumphant return to the eZine publishing scene in 2014 is a brilliant piece called “15 Minutes Before the 11th Hour” and it’s sure to set your minds reeling. What if? How if? How come? Oh, let’s not get too broody in this mere introduction. Why don’t we just let you read it and make your own minds up, shall we? What if? What if, indeed…

Click on the Image to download your perfectly free copy! We give! You Enjoy! 😀

What happens when a Sex Detective meets the occult? Hilarity? Check! Depravity? Check? Spectral gaymaking? Check? This story has it all folks. Here at The Ethereal Gazette we are proud to bring you the adventures of Nickolas Kane – Sex Detective, as he takes on a toilet dwelling ghost, with strange cravings indeed. What will happen? Will Nick Kane be ok? Will there be bondage sleepsacks? Will love finally conquer all? We guess you will just have to download your own free copy, put yer readin’ glasses on and find out.

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

Nickolaus Kane and The Spectre of the Exile – What happens when a Sex Detective meets a Gay Ghost? The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

Just when you thought it was safe to curl up with a good bood, have a nice little read and then go to bed, The Ethereal Gazette scares the bejeezus outta y’all with this shocking story of the Lesser Demon manchild, Pistonyerown. There are some things gone afoul between heaven and hell, which not even screwdrivers can mend. There are some things so hideous that… that… oh, why don’t we just let you find out for yourselves. Please enjoy this latest offering by October Lawrence, with his scary story Nighttime Is Coming, Kids. This first installment of the N.I.C.K series is a real bonechiller, so be sure to have a clean pair of underpants handy when you read it.

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

Nighttime Is Coming, Kids – Had the young slut possessed even the slightest clue as to what was really sleeping in her womb… The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

We did tell you that we were going to have another brilliant piece of Art for you by our resident tag team champions, Peaches Pacione and Lewis unknown. We are not people who go back on our words, so without further ado we’d like to present you with a hilarious and edgy story entitled “The Tragic Tale of Nickolaus Albert Poe”. Readers, be advised to NOT drink any beverages while reading. It just might be harmful to your keyboards.

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

The Tragic Tale of Nickolaus Albert Poe – Look upon these words, ye mighty… and despair! The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

Fans of The Ethereal Gazette will undoubtedly recognize this modern classic by none other that Lovey Howard-Philips. We are of course referring to The Fanless Writer, a cherished piece of Art which will live on long after the mighty pyramids of Egypt have crumbled to dust. The punchline is, as always when it comes to Lovey Howard-Philips, flawless and brutal. She is very gothic that way.

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

The Fanless Writer – When you pass beyond the veil, when you go to the other side… what untold horrors and mysteries will you encounter? The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

Aborted fetuses? Check! Dark rituals? Check? Supernatural mysteries? Check? This ghost story has them all. Courtesy of two of our latest writers, Peaches Pacione and Lewis Unknown, we are proud to present you with yet another free short story. So head on down below, click the front cover and grab your free The Ethereal Gazette publication today. Be sure to read it with your lights turned on though, because it’s not really something you want to read in the dark. Be on the lookout for another release by this tag-team of writers soon!

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

I.O.W.A – A dark tale of haunting. Reader beware. This shocking material is not for the faint of heart. The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

Today we bring you something a bit different. This time The Ethereal Gazette is bringing you the chilling frightmare of a Real World™ experience. Yes, do not adjust your monitor. There is nothing wrong with your settings. What you are about to experience is something that happened in real life. We went down the rabbit hole, sat down and had a long conversation with a native speaker of the Oou language. Share & Enjoy!

Oh, and don’t forget to google the Oou language too. *wink, wink*

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

Conversations with a native Oou speaker – Take our hand and join us for a journey like you have never experienced before. A journey into strange mindscapes, beyond the realms of sanity and reason. The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

Welcome to The Ethereal Gazette, the new home for creative writing regarding trolls, gerbils, fat horses and other assorted livestock. We hope you will find something amusing in our range of free writings. As we open our doors we are proud to greet you with a double header. As the site continually grows we hope to publish more Great Works of Art of this nature. The writings will be collected in the right hand side menu, for your convenience. We’re also looking for submissions, so feel free to check that page out too. Now, lets get the party started right. Head on down below and have a blast. Share & Enjoy!

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The Ethereal Gazette staff

The Gerbil Incident – What happens when a small burrowing mammal meets a small stinky troll? The answer is: hilarity! The Ethereal Gazette presents The Gerbil Incident, which is the second installment of the series. A special warning for all your claustrophobics out there. The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

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The Gay Troll In The Basement – Having a rampantly gay troll squatting in your basement can be such a nuisance. What’s a Grandmother to do? The Ethereal Gazette is proud to bring you this cautionary tale about the dangers of letting oversexed trolls cavort beneath your floorboards. The work is public domain, so share & enjoy. Click image to download your copy.

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