17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists

Micheal Moore has posted a list with 17 points as a attempt to stop us cutting our wrists.
Read them at: MichaelMoore.com

The most important one:

It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again.

The funniest:

Michigan voted for Kerry! So did the entire Northeast, the birthplace of our democracy. So did 6 of the 8 Great Lakes States. And the whole West Coast! Plus Hawaii. Ok, that’s a start. We’ve got most of the fresh water, all of Broadway, and Mt. St. Helens. We can dehydrate them or bury them in lava. And no more show tunes!