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Re: crafty wanks

i use to share a living space with 4 other kids, yes i had to get crafty.
try laying facedown on the floor and position your dick between your legs. push your groin against the floor and tighten your legs on it, feels good man.

Re: crafty wanks

Originally Posted by Acanthophis

I once jerked off in the school computer lab while class was in session...

I've done this twice! I've jerked off 4 times total during class (2 in the lab). During my last go at it, right when I orgasmed, my friends started talking to me but the orgasm was so strong I couldn't respond for a few seconds because it like took over. They didn't catch on but it was weird for me

Re: crafty wanks

I've done that loads of times. Once round at a neighbour's house when "baby sitting" - they were out, kids were asleep upstairs, I found some "adult" books on the shelves (things like Emmanuelle), read them, got very horny and wanked one off. Shot over their rug by mistake. Just got it cleaned up when they got home. Nearly forgot to put the book back on the shelf!
On holiday with my uncle, sailing on the Norfolk Broads, I went up on deck one night (I slept in the fore cabin) and wanked off - I was desperate after days of abstinence - I stood up and shot my load into the lake we were floating on. My uncle was asleep in the main cabin (I hope).

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Sometimes, 'things' can build up to the point of desperation! Like when on vacation with the whole Family, and no chance at a moment of 'privacy'!

For instance, time-share condo at Lake Lure in North Carolina. I'd often take solitary 'walks' into the woods, rip off all my clothes, cup my balls, and avidly jerk off 'til I'd splattered all the leaves at my feet!

Was always hoping I might get caught, by a studly 'local', butt it was always only the trees and me!

Nothing like at home, when I'd sneak off with a few of my Buds, for precisely the same purpose!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

WISDOM is the Knowledge you've gained ... After you could have used it!_Me

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Plenty of times I had to get krafty, once while visiting my cousins at their house got so horney in the middle of the night that went out to the patio and wanked off, as soon as I finished my aunt came out of her room and saw me abd asked why are you here? I said I couldn't sleep and came outside to play with the dog she was like ok go, glad she didn't noticed the mess, since they had a dog and he cleaned up for me!!! Missed those days!!!

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LOL - Krafty wanks would be a helluva long list for this kid!

Go with my two favorites -

During a major snowstorm that had shut down everything, no power, no travel, I decided to walk out from the house I was staying (alone) to try and find a shelter a few miles away. Not as easy as I thought, ended up getting picked up by some locals in a 4x4 who were out rescuing a friend of theirs. Nice enough guys so I accepted their offer for temp shelter for a day until things got better. Took me to a house that had a generator and gas heat. There were about 15 people there. Married couple who lived in the house, their friends and relatives, all guys. I ended up getting to sleep on a sofa in the living room with a dude in a recliner chair, a dude on a loveseat and a dude in the floor. Couldn't sleep, so I pulled it out and got my nut in my shorts. Came pretty hard and fast. Don't think anybody was aware, but who knows, so that was part of the reason why I got off so quick. They were all total strangers. Had to bite my lip to keep myself quiet. The dude sleeping in the chair, I would have liked to have had him caught me though. He was a stud.

I had a job at a fresh frozen plant in Alaska that had a bunkhouse setup... those were always fun, krafty wanks. That job ended up leading me to a one-time crab boat deckhand job. 8 guys, 5 of them really hot. Tight quarters, no-privacy. I never got caught in my bunk and I never caught anybody. You're working like 16-18 hours a day and it's hard work, not a lot of time for krafty wanks or even sleeping, but I managed to get in a few. Pretty sure the others did as well. I bunked with a guy in his early 30's, really good looking and a rockin body. Would have LOVED to have had a go at him, but since that was not even thinkable (not the best environment to try and find out if gay sex is accepted) I just used my alone time wisely. Nothing but a curtain to pull across the berth, so anyone could walk in and see or hear. And only about 17 inches of headroom, so I definitely left some pecker tracks on the bottom of his bunk above me, for the next dude who took my place.

Public bathrooms, driving in the car in traffic during the day, just hell - as horny as I stay, there's ALWAYS a place for a krafty wank and I'm always taking up the opportunity if I can!

Re: crafty wanks

Love this thread!

I once got so horny in a lecture I went to the toilets, went to town and shot my load all over the place, got back to the lecture without anyone batting an eyelid and even had to craftily lick a spot of cum off my thumb before I got busted!

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Ive done it driving down the highway when traveling alone many times. Never had the nerve to do it while passing a semi or a hot guy in a truck. Always want to but worried someone would call the cops or run me off the road.
While camping i always do it in the shower house. Always fantasizing a hot ranger would come in and join me.

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I did it at the jet-wash car wash the other night. Didn't really plan it that way though. Had finished the car and was ready to go, but being around all the water and with the cool temps, made me have to piss really bad.

Looked around for cameras, none I could see, and the lights in the bay I was in weren't working right making it a bit darker there, so I thought I'll go to the end of the back of the bay and turn away from the street and piss. And I did. Next thing I know, I'm thinking What the fuck, why not? Started stroking and getting hard and ended up pumping out a good load real fast.

Was fun and took care of the need to pee AND get a nut, neither of which I had really planned on doing in that particular trip to the car wash.

Love coming in public like that. Always get there so fast and cum hard. FUN!

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Long-time lurker, first time poster : Once I was staying in a hotel and myself, my dad, brother and sister went down to use the pool. The female locker room had no power so the three of them went to change in the men's locker room. Me being more shy (back then) went to the women's, since I didn't mind the dark. Afterwards, I had a wank in the shower, which was open, so anyone could have walked in and seen. :O

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I grew up on a farm and that lead to may opportunities to jerk outside. Throughout my teen years I had this thing about being naked outside and it made me so hard and so horny. I remember jerking off sitting on a tractor and blowing cum all over the place. I'd run naked in the woods for hours and jerk off multiple times in an afternoon. I'd jerk it around the chickens and rabbits and even remember climbing a tree and jerking off.

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Originally Posted by gymbuilt

I grew up on a farm and that lead to may opportunities to jerk outside. ***

Been there! Done that, too! Butt, I didn't grow up on a farm. Had a lot of friends, and relatives that did, though! Thank "Goodness" they were willing to have me around and share in those kinds of experiences!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

WISDOM is the Knowledge you've gained ... After you could have used it!_Me

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Y'all remember station wagons? My parents are in the front seats, my friends parents in the next seats back and my friend and I are in the very back wagon area. My friend and I are 15 and soon got bored playing car games so we started playing with ourselves, then with each other, then brought each other off by putting each of our legs between the others and humping them. We couldn't do it very quickly or aggressively because they already told us to quit horsing around!! So we lifted the leg opening of our athletic shorts, pulled our hard dicks and with a slow rub and firm pressure on each other thighs we blew our loads. It was shear agony how long it took to cum. We had to keep straight faces and make no noise. It was an intense cum!!