The Amorphous Blob, threat royale to the human race.
What is it? Who is it? Where is it? Why is it? When is it?
What is it made of?
Where did it come from?
When does it melt?
Is it bigger than a bread box?
Is it growing?
Does it leak?
Where does it go for fun?

Where does it go to eat? Where does it go to KILL? Chow. Much. Consume. Man-jay. Devour. Destroy. Conquer. Bite. Make one with.