This Guy ‘Allegedly’ Hurled A Car Seat WITH A BABY IN IT At His Girlfriend…While In Their Trailer Home

I’ll give you three guesses as to where these people live, and I’ll even help you out with the following hints:

1. It’s not Florida
2. The state begins with “T”…
3. …and ends in “ennessee.”

Did you guess “Tennessee”? If you did, CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve won nothing. I hope the satisfaction guessing right is good enough for you. If it’s not, don’t worry. Consider the rest of the story your prize.

“According to criminal complaints, John Woodley Jr., 37, punched the victim in the eye Saturday night, prompting her to try to leave the Clarksville residence with the couple’s seven-month-old son.
At that point, Woodley, seen below, ‘took the child’s car seat that still had the child in it and slung it’ at the woman, reported Officer Coz Minetos. As first reported by The Leaf Chronicle, Woodley told the woman to ‘take the baby and leave the trailer.’…
Charged with domestic violence and child abuse, Woodley was booked into the county jail, where he was later released after posting $7500 bond. Woodley, who works at the Tilted Kilt bar, is scheduled for an August 18 arraignment in Montgomery County Circuit Court.”

Was that rewarding? I hope so, because I don’t have anything else to give you. Actually, what am I even talking about? It’s not like you even guessed right in the first place with those shitty hints I gave. Stop freeloadin’ off my freebies and get a job.