ok so the dumbest moment i witnessed in mma was at an ameteur show where i was supposed to make my debut. this kid walks in 5'9, 240, solid fat, introduces himself as "the beserker". i found out that this was the kid i was supposed to fight, so i talk to him and try and get to know him. im walking over, he comes up to me and starts talking to me about an inch from my face, asking me and my friend if we had any advice for him forhis first match(he didn't know i was his opponent yet). well it turns out that we were a heavywwight short so i didnt get to fight (i weighed 208 and only was going to fight heavwight cause there were no light heavies ) so his warm up before the fight was jumping up and down with his hands above his head and letting his fat roll in waves. after walking out to the mortal kombat theme song, he proceeds to go in there and throw nothing but right hay makers, bad right haymakers, like he was a fat metronome. his opponents tries for a terrible standing gulliotine, falls back wards, and gets caught in the haymaker and gets knocked out cold. so now that ****** has a winning record.
dumbest.
thing.
ever.