Blair: I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where's Warren Jeffs?Serena: He's making dinner for us. Which would be completely romantic and amazing, except when I asked him where he was today, he said he was hanging out with a friend. I know I'm probably being neurotic, but all I could think of was, is his friend a girl? A girl he kisses?

Lily: Jenny, he's your father and he loves you. So much. And at least for the next couple years, you belong at home with him.Jenny: Um, thank you, Mrs. Bass, for letting me stay here and everything, but I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna-Lily: Well, get some rest. We can talk some more tomorrow.

Aaron: I just don't see her as complicated ... So would you say they're cheddar people or are they more goaty?Dan: Mmm. Serena's not that big into cheese. You might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.Aaron: Well I guess you don't know her as well as you think you do. She doesn't drink anymore.Dan: Oh, well, not problematically of course. At least not for ... months.Aaron: Months?

Dan: Would you do me a favor and say hi to Serena's family for me, 'cause we all spent last Thanksgiving together. Aaron: Sure, absolutely.Dan: Except Bart, actually. There was this crazy thing with my dad and her mom and my mom and... I guess like all things in Serena's life it's very complicated.Aaron: Serena's life is complicated?Dan: Yeah. I don't know about you but the Serena I know has long, flowing blonde hair, towers over both of us?

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.