Poll: Would You Go See Justin Bieber At Dolce And Gabbana Tonight?

I’m going to be honest, this is mostly to find out how many fully grown women love Justin Bieber. But even if you are a Bieber-head (is that what Bieber-heads call themselves? Is that a thing?) how deep does your love go? Deep enough to wade through the pretty horrific crowd that will inevitably be outside Dolce and Gabbana (825 Madison Avenue at 69th Street) to see him host an event? Do you even love him at all? I doubt your sincerity.

Actually, is there anyone you’d wade through a Fashion Night Out mob to see? I would probably do it to see one of my personal heroes like… Cato the Younger. A reanimated philosopher/politician corpse, that’s what I’d go through a crowd to see. And Karl Lagerfeld, which is like the same thing, except different. You?