Good Guy With a Gun Defends Our Species

(27 Nov 2018, Arizona) The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart. Arizona law does not require a permit (nor a holster for that matter) to carry a firearm, so our hero felt free to carry his piece commando-style beneath his waistband. When the un-holstered gun drifted down into his jeans, he reached in and pulled the trigger while re-positioning his weapon. This gun nut’s low hanging fruit didn’t have a chance. Firearm supporters can now add this event to their arsenal of ammunition against gun control. Guns really do make a difference.

Good. He deserves that. Anyone stupid enough to carry a gun so haphazardly, especially one that’s primed to fire, deserves this. And should be legally barred from ever coming within sight of a real firearm ever again. Fuckin dipshit.

You have a source on that? I looked it up and the only article I could find that was even close to a primary source simply said the gun was discharged near the groin. I’d very much like to see where it says he’s no longer able to reproduce, otherwise this doesn’t qualify for the sub.