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Recent Meeting of the Putin Administration (Let's Listen In). So gentlemen, who do we like for Secretary of State? Well, not that still, Mitt Romney, after what he said about our glorious leader. We don't need to compromise, gentlemen. We've got binders of people stupider than Romney. And Mitt Romney doesn't drink. How can we trust a man who doesn't drink. It's unnatural, and certainly, anti-Russian. Of course, Trump doesn't drink either, but that's top secret. Manafort told me. Romney ... too much hair. Useful stooges.

Senator Ron Johnson (R-Wisconsin) Discovers the FBI Secret Society. Ah hah! So there you are! Plotting to destroy the president! Well, you can't fool me! We can't fool him. He's too smart! How did he find us? Was it the secret sign on the door? Or our secret FBI disguises? Too much cheese ... What in the water up there in Wisconsin. Member FBI Secret Society. We doze but never close. Member FBI Secretion Society Deep State. Member FBI Secret Society (shhh!) Nunes file. Meet Thursday but don't tell nobody.

The Secret Service and It's Discontents. Aw … come one … don't tell me somebody stole my badge and ID again! These terrorists gotta be stopped! And my liberry card, too? Aw, come on … I'd like to report a missing gun. The owner is a secret, and the type of gun is a secret, and could you please keep this a secret, too? Ok, so, we are guarding the ... uh ... the president of ... well, you know, and we are prepared to throw our bodies into the line of fire as soon as we figger out where he is. Shhh ... that's a secret, too.

British Worry About Sending Military to Syria. Of course I blame the Americans for not finding this blighter Assad and dropping a bomb on his head. Don't be daft woman, obviously it was Tony Blair, keeping his Shiite sympathies a well-guarded secret. Don't any of you read the Daily Mail? I blame the Russians. Bloody Communists always doing the dirty, innit? I blame my second husband. Well, I'm off then ... Royal Moat Cleaners. Keep Calm and Have a Drink. Rupert. Horror horror horror etc.

Russians May Have Hacked Into Pentagon Secrets. Pentagon. All spies must show papers. Especially you Russian bastards. What do we have so far? The general's tee time is at three, the colonel's manuscript is done, and the major's girlfriend is late …

The Texas Rangers Storm a Walmart! Because (according to the governor) President Obama Has Sent Federal Troops in Secret Tunnels Under Walmart Stores to Curtail Texans' Liberties and Take Away Their Guns and Other Liberal Stuff. Welcome to Walmart. Sale! Brains. Imported. Made in China. Batteries. Grits. 50 lbs. Ah'm on a important mission. Ah cain't be pickin' up no dam' hot dogs! Y'all come on out with y'dam hands up! We know y'all in there! The governor said so!

Darrell Issa (R0CA) Awaits the Outrage Over the Hillary Emails. So far … Hey! One for the road? Happy hour. Merry Ch tmas. Eggs. $1.00. You must be 21 or not. Hey! Let's talk. How about Clinton e-mails. Let's talk about Hillary. As seen on TV for a while. Hillary's e-mail! Talk to Darrell Isa. The latest Hillary scandal. Oh, no! You must be shocked! New facts daily!

Recently Retrieved Yoga Positions on Hillary Clinton's Personal Phone. The Downward Peeking Dog or the Modified Chappaqua. The Flying Mortal Triangle or Who Whacked Vince? The Boat or Floating Down Whitewater. The Cat-Cow Position or the Benghazi Hairball. Clinton 2016. The Caucus Twist or Aid to Iowa Farmers, Yes! The Bird of Paradise or Biden Who? The Reverse Logic or Next Question. The Secret Phone Call or My Name is Hillary and I'll Be Your Server.

Kim Jong Un will visit Russia. You sure this will make my people respect me more? Definitely ... Especially when coupled with a ruthless secret police, a captive press and political prisons for any annoying person who doesn't respect you.

Secret Service Reports on How They Caught Mr. Gonzales at the White House. First report said Mr. Gonzales was caught at the fence. Second report said … well, uh, he actually got farther. Third report said he was actually captured inside the White House. Rachel Maddow. Correction to third report said he was chopping vegetables in the kitchen. Most recent clarification says, well, actually, er ... he was caught in the Oval Office being interviewed to replace Eric Holder. Hmmm ... Impressive.