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Video: A terribly sexy festive football video

When attractive women forget their kits and their shame…

We hope that Santa brought you everything you wanted this year, but if not, The Spoiler has come through with the perfect gift. (Well, technically we stole it from The Offside, but that’s not important.)

Save for a Christmas jingle, the video has absolutely nothing to do with the festive period, but the chances of you looking at the video grab above and not playing it are pretty darn slim…