When you’re thirsty, feeling dry,When the main’s been cut upstream, You won’t have to cry.I’m a side by side. Oh! Enough for a bathtub.When tap just won’t turn on.Like a fridge full of bottled waterWhen the plumbing’s downLike a fridge full of bottled waterWhen the plumbing’s down

(I should apologize to Simon and maybe even Garfunkel, but I’m blaming my brother. He wants me to sing the real version for his wedding. Hopefully this won’t pop out.)