FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006— A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”…

Hillary is certainly not the Clinton whose likeness I would expect to find on display in the Museum of Sex.

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She looks like she has a moustache or something on her upper lip. Good thing it’s only a lifeless statue. In real life, I would have to scrub my eyes to remove the image. Acutally, come to think of it, in real life, she is a lifeless statue!

mosebyJuly 27, 2006

The amount of alcohol I would need to consume to even plant a kiss on that skank would kill me.

2. Drop it into the POW camp in GITMO and watch the Supreme Court go nuts!!

914July 27, 2006

Yeah Matt, The Sheiks in Satin Suits would skull F %&$ it to death!

bobdogJuly 27, 2006

An Open Letter to Wizbang Readers from Daniel Edwards:

You have now seen my power, and by now I know you believe that I am serious and not to be trifled with. Either withdraw all of your right-wing sock-puppet candidates from the November elections or I will publicly unveil the REST of my statue of Hillary Clinton!

Abandon ye all hope! Grown men will tremble in horror, children will spontaneously vomit and women will wail lamentations. This is your final warning.

Comply or else!

Mike G in CorvallisJuly 27, 2006

Jeeze, when I first saw that, I thought it was a photo of a slime mold forming a fruiting body.

I read one reader’s comment that the artist who created this was the same one who did gollum on Lord of the Rings. If true I can definitely see where he got his inspiration from.

BorgQueenJuly 27, 2006

Has anyone accused Daniel Edwards yet of being Karl Rove?

Jay LeauJuly 27, 2006

Someone should make a plaster cast of her butt.

Wait; where are we gonna get that much plaster??

914July 27, 2006

“Close encounters of the ugliest kind.”

edJuly 27, 2006

Hmmmm.

Well there’s one good thing …

Thank GOD that the artist didn’t paint the damn thing in flesh tones!

GOPTwinsJuly 28, 2006

Good thing it wasn’t bottomless or else you would have found the DNC’s testicles

greg hJuly 29, 2006

I use to find Hilary attractive.

Col. SandersJuly 30, 2006

Reminds me of this joke:

KFC has a new dinner special called “The Hillary”

It has two left wings, two LARGE thighs, and two small breasts. No backbone or your money back.

ssAugust 9, 2006

WOW! I thought that I was viewing a trailer from Silent Hill of the orginal b&w Night o/t Living Dead. And to add insult to injury, the sculpter takes “literary license” to enhance its breasts & add Angelina Jolie’s lips. FRANKENHILLARY. If this thing was our president enemies would surrender en masse on site! But this “artist” truly is a sicko & shouls seek treatment soon.

The image above is rumoured to be artist Daniel Edward’s latest creation: a full statue of President George W. Bush, reminiscent of Michelangelo’s “David”, Showing the president in all his glory. “I wanted to capture the full strength and vigor of the president, in a bold, truthful way, to capture the Ruler of the Free World in a manner which has never been attempted before”, stated the artist from his studio…