In the spirit of the Halloween season, I have reviewed Bad Dragon’s Basilisk sheath, which is sort of like a Halloween costume for your penis! Who wants to do some sexy trick-or-treating!? Okay, maaaaaybe walking around your neighborhood, trick-or-treating, in nothing but a cock sheath isn’t a great idea… No idea what a cock sheath...

Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon. Admire it. Now admire it from this angle. Keep admiring it. Are you in love yet? Because I certainly am. I have never met another dildo so intricately designed, Meng the Micro Chinese Dragon really looks like a dragon, like something you would find hand-crafted by a dread-locked artisan at...

So, in case you are new to my blog, let me get you up to speed here: Not too long ago, I received a super awesome goody box full toys from the folks at Tantus. The Amsterdam Small was the first toy out of the box (check out the review if you missed it!). Also in the Tant-Tastic...

I recently received a box of toys from Tantus. It was literally the most squeal worthy box of goodies imaginable! They sent me a Flurry O2, a Severin Small, a Nurse Connoisseur Harness, and the star of today’s review the Amsterdam Small. My vagina is a little excited just typing all that out… I may...

A second Exotic-Erotics creation has come to join my flock (Herd? Pack? Murder? What is a gaggle of sex toys called?)! My first Exotic-Erotics toy was Murray, the life-cast Australian Shepherd doggy dildo, this time I opted for something with a little less realism. Coming from the sculpted fantasy section, I have chosen the Werewolf Small....

When I first pulled the Pleasure Works Maven out of the box, I didn’t think I was going to like it. It looks so simple, the shaft is so smooth, its weirdly realistic in a totally unrealistic sort of way… there was just no way I was going to enjoy this. How could I possibly?...

So, yet another Bad Dragon creation has come to join my sex toy stable! I know, I’m starting to look like I’m obsessed with Bad Dragon… well, maybe I am… but is that such a bad thing? Really? This time, it is Nox the Night Drake who has been delivered into my den of iniquity. On...

Bad Dragon has sent me a new friend. This is Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon. I am kind of obsessed with Bad Dragon, I love the ability to customize a sex toy to my exact liking. Even though all the choices can leave me agonizing over ever detail for days… I’m bad at decisions. I’m bad...

Just take a moment to look at this toy. Just take a nice long look. I swear, it gets weirder the longer I look at it. I feel like it belongs in some sort of video game, like maybe Silent Hill. For real, this is by far the weirdest toy to grace my vagina yet....

I wouldn’t consider myself a size queen, gigantic toys aren’t really my thing. I don’t have a vagina that can easily accommodate huge things, but in the name of science and good toy reviews I find myself stuffing myself silly with every manner of huge cock I can get my hands on. Oh, I’m not...