Ignoring the obvious retardedness of this poster with regards to the practical use of cats as ratters (and lovely bed-warming cuddly things when boyfriends are not available), HVAC needs to watch himself, because my cat will fucking cut you.

My grandfather holds the same opinion (although he holds it in regard to all pets). Recently, my 15-year-old cat died, and when I brought up how its burial would have to wait until the ground thaws, he replied, \"Why don't you just throw it in the dumpster?\"

He has yet to earn my forgiveness.

HVAC, you don't even have the luck of being related to me. Get the fuck off my planet.