"She's a Lady"

"Not a Lady"

Walt Conner

The Lyrics

I have kicked this around since the reality series "She's a Lady" was on the boob tube... No apologizes offered if anyone is offended!

Well you think she's what you want… Got a body built to flaunt and makes you randy. Wearing lipstick on her face, Sort'a lookin' out of place, what a Dandy!

Not a Lady? Oh my God… Not a Lady!!! Fig-ured it out, she's not a Lady… But this goddess is fine.

Has a pretty pair of eyes, And reveals a big surprise when she's undressing I know we're all alone, Well she grabs me by the bone and gets to messing Like a Lady, OH MY GOD… Not a Lady??? Thinkin' about this pseudo lady, and this "lady" is fine!!!

Well she's into whips and restraints, it's really kinky I just lay back and enjoy, I never lift a pinky What she's got, some guys might dread… But she's fab-u-lous in bed! Helps me to get release from the stress of every day. I'M NOT GAY!

Man, she loves the trouser trout, Always takes what I dish out, and acts so sleazy Always knows just what to do, Never asks, if I'm through, would never tease me.

Like a Lady. OH MY GOD! What a "lady" Thinkin' about my special lady, and I think it's just fine.

Okay, Fine… NOT a Lady Simply held, she is HOT, real nice fanny So - what - if, she's a Tranny Well this Tranny is fine!

Just as good as a Lady Confessin' about this wild ass Lady… Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh And the lady is fine.

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OMG. This was an epic with TMGLTM, but the switch at the end...! kick in the teeth! It spoiled the planned comment: Definition of the ideal woman = A lady in the living room and a wh*** (or b****) in the bedroom, but 555 - and congrats on having vaulted into the ranks of top-notch writers in an amazingly short time.