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Hmm, the Allegro being a skip is a bit odd. Looks very ZANY indeed.I bought myself the Crap Cars 2007 calendar earlier this year and was pleasantly surprised with it, as it didn't use all the typical crap car choices things like this would usually have (Allegro, Riva, Estelle/Rapid) and more importantly it wasn't just a "let's all laugh at rubbish old cars" exercise. Whoever did it seemed to like old cars, even crap ones to an extent.Not like those periodic "10 Worst cars Ever" features that appear in magazines/papers/the Internet every so often. Har har the Ford Orion was rubbish, look how old and boring it is! etc.

Crap Trumps is pretty rubbish, got given this at chrimbo a coupla years ago but its practically unplayable, unlike bona fide Top Trumps from the late 80s where you could pit a base model Sierra against a Merc 560SEL. Might cash mine in if they're fetching such strong money on Tbay; the makers seem to have trademarked the word "Crap"