sigh, so I recently was forced to go down probably the worst road of all time and now my rims are completely jacked. There's a large chip in one, there are awful scrapes on 3 of the 4 and I'm pretty sure one of the rims has a nice dent in it.

Can anyone recommend a good place that repairs rims?

If you have your stock wheels, you can take them up to Son Tran. Fixed 2 wheels on my last setup. Imo he has the best prices and does flawless work. Good luck