NEWSFLASH! The "free" trial period of Anarchy Online has recently been shut down, as FunCom has deemed the product "110% in order and correct." This means that the product has had 110% of ALL known bugs and errors fixed, thereby shaping it up into prime reviewable material! That's such good news since I've been waiting to review the game but haven't been able, as I wanted to wait until FunCom told me I could go ahead! You know, because I run this site just to please game companies and kiss up so they may provide me with future "exclusives" regarding their products.

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