The thing about the Cannes red carpet? The thing that almost no one wants to say out loud?

It puts the American and most of the European red carpetry to shame. We’re just saying. You bring international stardom and the world’s cameras together and some of these ladies are gonna bring their A++ game.

Of course no one is required to show up as Queen Drag Butterfly, especially if the style doesn’t suit them. But the level of DRAMA here is so off the chain that it’s almost breathtaking. Most of the Met Gala attendees didn’t come close to this.