Just Another Desert Island

A singlepalm tree graced the center of a 10-foot-wide patch of sand. A man satin its meager shade, staring into a vast expanse of ocean. His raggedclothing perfectly completed the cliche.

Suddenly, thecartoon-like landscape was disturbed by the arrival of an outsider. Thisman, clad in a once-flashy business suit, strikingly contrasted with thesimple picture. He crawled onto the isle.

The strangecircumstances did not prompt the men to alter standard salutations. Theshabby, sunburnt one offered a hand as though he'd spent his entire lifewatching drenched businessmen emerge from a desolateocean.

"I'm Adam Larson," he said with a nod, as thoughgreeting one of many gathered for a Christmasparty.

"Geoffrey Walker," responded thebusinessman.

"You from North Carolina?" inquired thefirst.

Geoffrey smiled. "South, actually. But quite near theborder."

"Ah. I could hear it in your accent."Adam waved a hand at the pitiful bit of sand they stood on. "Won'tyou sit down?"

"Thank you," replied Geoffrey,sitting. "Been here long?"

"Oh, a few years, Ithink. What's happening now in the U.S.?"

"Nothing.Everyone's caught up in where a little Cuban boy should beliving."

"Itbetter be, or I'd have drowned myself long ago. I guess it's kind ofpleasant, living in a stereotype."

Something in what he'dsaid made Geoffrey a little wary. "What do youmean?"

"Well, look around you, man," Adamshrugged. "How can you miss it? A small island in the middle ofnowhere, and at dead center sits a tall palm and a guy wearing ashredded brown toga."

"I suppose so," saidGeoffrey.

"Don't tell me you've never read The FarSide."

"Well, yeah ..."

"Come on,we're one of the artist's favorite subjects."

Geoffreyconsidered a moment. "I guess you're right."

"Ofcourse I'm right. The sun here never sets; the tide never comes in. Itnever rains, I never need to eat or drink. I would know." Adamsquinted. "The temperature never varies. Only thing that happensis, once in a blue moon, I see a shark fin."

"But why?How?"

"I told you, we're living in a stereotype. You'rethe newest tenant."

Geoffrey shook his head. "I willnever get used to this."

Adam wagged a finger athim.

"Sure, you will. There's nothing else todo."

"I wish I'd brought a book," Geoffreybegan.

"Not possible," Adam interrupted. "If you'dhad a book, you wouldn't be here. You can't be a cliche with anythingabnormal in the picture. Whoever heard of a guy on a desert islandreading a novel?"

Geoffrey looked forlornly out to sea."Now I really wish I'd brought a book."

Adam laughed."It isn't that bad, actually. I survived it so far alone, mindyou."

"I'm so impressed," Geoffrey said dryly."I'd be more impressed if you took out an axe and whipped up acanoe out of that palm tree."

Adam opened his mouth, butstopped. "I know, I know," Geoffrey said. "If you had anaxe you wouldn't be here. Wish-ful thinking."

"Youcatch on quick," Adam said and leaned back into thesand.

"I wish there were more to catch on to." Geoffreylooked as though he might burst into tears. Lacking anything to directhis anger at, he glowered at the palm tree and for a moment consideredpunching its lights out. When he turned he found that Adam had fallenasleep, despite the blinding sunlight.

He got up and began topace around the tiny island. Circling kept his mind going. How does oneescape a stereotype? How did one enter a stereotype? However it wasdone, he had done it, and would be careful not to do it again. He turnedhis attention to the first question. "You can't be a cliche withanything abnormal in the picture," he quoted Adam. He continuedtalking to himself. "If only," he mused, "I couldintroduce something strange into this picture, then somehow we wouldn'tbe in it anymore."

He was so excited, he roused Adam."You know what you said about weird things not existing instereotypes?"