Following a nasty car accident, a mans wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside,the husband is summoned to the hospital."It's amazing" says the doctor breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."

The husband is very excited and asks what he can do. "Well",says the doc,"if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too". So the husband goes alone into her room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside.

"Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex". Nodding, the husband returns to the room, but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room.