Hell, it could've been a hazy drunken night that got the conspiracy juices flowing in my noggin, perhaps we will never know the full truth. I suppose you could say that my theory is based on them not existing at all, or existing as a form of worship from a civilization long since extinct. Won't know until I can get my fancy scanning robot thingy and dive head first into the nearest ruins.

Ladies and Gentleman, after months of staying indoors and surviving off hotpockets alone... I have dug into the deepest, darkest, dampest parts of the internet to find this photo of the first ever Eldan....

BEHOLD!!!!​

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LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! I WANT YOU ALL TO LOOOOOK AAAAT IIIIIIIT!!!!!!​