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This Christmas sweater is designed by an artist with clearly too much time on their hands. It’s spun with 100% premium polyester, and meticulously handcrafted to keep you warm – and keep your family entertained during the festive season. It’s also rip-resistant and made to last.

If you’re sick of dressing up as Santa, this could be the solution. Break the ice at your work’s Christmas parties, and show your in-laws that their child made the right decision when choosing a partner.

WHAT MAKES THIS CHRISTMAS SWEATER UNIQUE?

Features a custom Christmas design by an independent apparel artist.

Soft, comfy, lightweight, and durable. Ugly sweaters don’t have to be itchy.

Never cracks, peels, or fades. Stays as soft as a reindeer’s pelt.

Anti-wrinkle, anti-shrink, and quick to dry. Won’t add chores to the holiday season.

Sublimation-printed, not screen-printed. Its colors stay vibrant, no matter how many times you wash it.

Now with 200% more Christmas spirit.

Once you’ve placed your order, our hungover elves will start crafting your new Christmas sweater by hand. It takes them about 7 - 10 business days to individually print, cut, and sew each panel for you. When the sweater’s ready, we’ll send it anywhere in the world for you to start using and enjoying.

All our clothing is custom made to order in California. Once your order is placed we start production within 24 hours. Every item is individually printed, cut, pressed and sewn according to your size and takes approximately10 business days before shipment. Once shipped, you will be sent a Fedex or USPS tracking number.

We ship worldwide. Shipping costs will be calculated upon checkout and you will be sent a tracking number via email once sent.

Customers are responsible for all import duties and taxes when shipping outside of the United States.

Crafting Times

Orders take approximately 5 business days to handcraft before they are shipped. During busy periods such as Christmas, orders can take up to 14 business days before shipment.

All of our clothing is custom made to order in California by highly skilled artisans.

What does handcrafted mean?Once your order is placed our printers cut each panel of the clothing according to your chosen size, your artwork is then printed and pressed into the individual panels, then sent to our skilled sewers who carefully sew your clothing together. Finally your item is ready and goes through a final quality check before being shipped via USPS or Fedex.