WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week XVIII

Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week!

1. John Cena survives 3 on 1 against The Shield (NR)

So maybe it didn’t hurt the Shield all that much, but the immediate outrage to three interesting villains getting punked by an injured Cena was palpably thick.

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With how WWE keeps pushing their App, I expect #5 to be on this list for a very long time. I have no interest in downloading their App, period. However, if this site here had a “crApp”, I’d be up for that!

Well, similarly named friend, Christy did a major botch of the intro for a tag match Aries was in, then he stood on the turnbuckle with his face in his crotch. Mark Madden being Mark Madden stirred some crap, saying it was “sexual harassment”, when Christy and Aries had already talked about it backstage. Now Chavo’s getting in on it because… well, he’s Chavo, he’s gotta ride someone’s coattails. 😛

Hemme supposedly introduced Aries and Roode as their opponants, and Aries responded by forcing her into a corner and climbing onto the 2nd rope so his crotch was in her face. As you can imagine, this sort of sexual harassment annoyed a lot of people.

It looks like people have started to realize the truth about WWE Superstars – the heels are actually the good guys. Seriously, watching any random episode of any random WWE show will bring you the same conclusion – the most selfish, juvenile douchebags in the company are John Cena, Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio and Triple H, while the most sensible, reasonable, sympathetic characters on the roster right now are Big Show, Ryback and Mark Henry.
It’s like a totally different show if you watch with that mentality going in.

How is Alberto Del Rio a douchebag? On the RAWs and Smackdowns I watch, he’s mostly been fending off Swagger and Coulter’s attempts to brutally injure him. Not sure how that’s douchey really.

As for Mark Henry and Ryback, I don’t really find either of them to be all that sympathetic. Mark Henry’s entire character is based around savagely attacking people. Ryback on the other hand, turned heel because Cena didn’t save him from the Shield. So a guy doesn’t devote himself to your defense 24/7 it’s okay to savagely attack them?

I wonder if Cesaro grew his hair long and started every RAW by going “A-hur, A-hur, A-hur, I am the Game, A-hur, A-hur, A-hur, that damn good!” they would push him? PERHAPS Nipple H and Co think with this shaven head he looks too much like Triple H?