20 (more) signs you’re a word nerd

I would continually write thank-you notes to my grandmother for her homemade cooking, news stories about fictitious thugs vandalizing my neighborhood, and book reports for English class.
My mother wasn’t surprised in the least when I turned my love of writing into a communications career.

When Beth Monaghan, one of the founders of InkHouse Media + Marketing, wrote about signs of working in public relations, I thought there must be some common threads for us word nerds—individuals who are extremely passionate about grammar and writing.

As InkHouse’s resident grammarian, I enjoy perfectly punctuated prose not only because my sixth-grade English teacher stopped awarding me extra-credit points after finding too many “edits for credit,” but also because written communication is the heart of PR.

Here’s my map of the DNA of a word nerd. If you answer yes to at least three of these characteristics, welcome to the Word Nerd Club.

2. Other people’s grammatical mistakes are your treasured moments of celebration and correction.

3. You know the difference between more than and over.

4. Hash marks aren’t proper typography, and you quiver when they appear in writing.

5. It’s one space—not two—after periods.

6. Your favorite authors are William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White.

7. You dominate multiple Words with Friends games and strategically throw down words such as qi and za to increase your lead.

8. Excessive exclamation points drive you to drink.

9. Unnecessary apostrophes such as 1990’s or 20’s ignite migraines.

10. You have a special editing pen, and your color of choice is red.

11. You edit copy with old-school proofreading marks such as STET.

12. Your Twitter feed is full of best practices in grammar, hashtagged AP style.

13. You never use “like” in any of your like writing.

14. The Oxford comma is a serial offense. [Editor’s note: PR Daily finds the Oxford comma quite handy in clarifying series, but we’re letting this one slide, as we did the series in No. 1. Please proceed.]