The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

When the forces that be decided that it was a good idea to have a noon game between Florida and Miami, what they were really doing was trying to see which side's fanbase was more dedicated to their team.

And so, the drinking game 12 before 12 was born.

In an effort to separate the men from the boys, your attendance at a 9 a.m. tailgate at Sun Life is of the utmost importance. Don't arrive in your Snuggie -- even if it's adorned in a big gator. Leave your sweatpants and eye crud at home. This shit will get real serious real quick.

The ultimate goal (besides not getting too drunk to start cheering for the opposing team) is to keep yourself together until the end of the game. We roll out in the morning. Good luck.