A study finds that a penis-numbing spray can help prevent premature ejaculation and may hit the marketplace soon. There is currently no FDA-approved prescription treatment for this condition, which affects up to a third of U.S. men aged 18-59. Great news, so long as this numbing spray doesn’t have a knock-on effect on the vagina…

In less thrilling news, research shows that less than one in three people in the U.K. never discuss sexual health with their partners — and we’re pretty sure the story is no cheerier on this side of the pond. Speak up, people! We know it can be awkward at times, but awkward trumps genital herpes any day of the week. (Also, 11% of the people surveyed didn’t know you could get pregnant during standing-up sex. Um, we guess it’s nice to know that sex educators like us are truly needed in this world.)

We never thought we’d hear the words “Tiger Woods” and “sex scandal” in the same headline. But there it is. If it’s true that his wife beat his car with a golf club because she was mad at his infidelity, we will never look at the game of golf in the same way again.