And just why is it that the 1% whine so much when they have it so darned good? Are their little zero-sum hearts just broken because they don’t have all the marbles yet? The Law of Whiny-Assed Titty-Babies, I know.

While proudly explaining how he’s turned his campaign around, Romney quipped “It’s a freeing strategy, really, because I don’t have to worry about facts or being accurate or having any concrete positions of any kind”. Do tell.

Turning from “cut taxes on everyone across the country by 20 percent, including the top 1 percent ” to “We want to reduce the burden on middle-income taxpayers, and we’re not going to provide a tax break to high-income taxpayers“. (More weasel words: “we want to”, but the second clause isn’t conditioned at all, so no rich-dude tax breaks, period. Will they ask for their donations back now?)