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Sunday, December 28, 2014

The Temple of Irrelevance [Mini-Map Monday]

"Hey, you're back. How was the Temple of Irrelevance?""I don't really want to talk about it.""What happened? Were there a lot of monsters?""No. Not really. Just one orc with a pointy stick. He took a couple pokes at us then wandered back to his room. I don't think his heart was in it.""Oh. Well, were there any traps?""Kind of. No. I mean the door to the treasure room had an old joy buzzer tied to the handle, but that's all. I don't think the thing even worked any more.""Ah! But there was treasure, right?""Just, like, socks. Seven mismatched socks. Not even +1 socks, just old wool crew socks.""Oh.""Yeah, man. I don't think we're going back."

"Thanks for visiting!"

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I am a long-time gamer who enjoys both new-style story games and old-style OSR stuff. I love drawing maps and goofy monsters. I help write, layout, and illustrate games for Hex Games, and I keep taking stabs at creating webcomics with mixed results. I talk about RPGs (and other things) at my Bernie the Flumph blog.