Peter: (From unrated version)(as Superman, Peter is shot in the eye by a thug)Peter: Oh my god! You shot me in the f**king eye! Oh, that really hurt! Why would you do that? That was so unneccesary!(backs up and falls off of roof)

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: (From unrated version) Enough is enough! I`ve had it! With these motherf**kin` snakes on this motherf**kin` plane!Susan: So have I!Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Enough is Enough! I`ve had it! With these motherf**kin` snakes on this motherf**kin` plane!Susan: Right...Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I`ve had it! With these motherf**kin` snakes on this motherf**kin` plane!Susan: Why do you keep saying that?Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love it when I say "I`ve had it! With these motherf**kin` snakes on this motherf**kin` plane!"Susan: Alright, we get it already. Okay?Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: No! I don`t think you do! I`ve had it! With these motherf**kin` snakes on this motherf**kin` plane!Susan: Why are you yelling?Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: sh*t, b*tch! I`m ALWAYS yellin`! I`m Samuel motherf**kin` Jackson!Susan: b*tch?(Gets thrown off the plane)

White b*tch: This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live.Bink: Yo, b*tch, that`s pretty much the plot of Superman Returns.White b*tch: Pretty much, yeah.

(Peter removes his jacket and wing straps)Cyclops: He`s unleashing his powers!Storm: He`s gonna spread angel wings!(Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back)Mystique: More like chicken wings!Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a p*ssy to stand up for himself.

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!Susan: Oh, I know, please help!Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!Susan: I know...Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!Susan: Why do you keep saying that?Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"Susan: Why are you yelling?Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shut up, b*tch! I`m always yelling! I`m Samuel Goddamn Jackson!Susan: (Shocked) b*tch?("Samuel Jackson" grabs Susan and throws her from the plane)

Peter: (Talking about the frozen White b*tch) We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...Captain Jack Swallows: (Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the b*tch)(In the distance)Captain Jack Swallows: Take that, b*tch!Peter: (pauses) Ah, screw her anyways.

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?Edward: Uh-huh.Willy: It`s a special secret ingredient. It`s real human parts. There`s gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

White b*tch: This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live. Bink: Yo, b*tch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns. White b*tch: Pretty much, yeah. (imdb.com)

(Peter removes his jacket and wing straps) Cyclops: He's unleashing his powers! Storm: He's gonna spread angel wings! (Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back) Mystique: More like chicken wings! Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a p*ssy to stand up for himself. (imdb.com)

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special? Edward: Uh-huh. Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally. (imdb.com)

Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! Susan: Oh, I know, please help! Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! Susan: I know... Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! Susan: Why do you keep saying that? Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!" Susan: Why are you yelling? Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shut up, b*tch! I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson! Susan: (Shocked) b*tch? ("Samuel Jackson" grabs Susan and throws her from the plane)(imdb.com)

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