The Sick Kids, the pulse-pounding,
senses-shattering sequel to IUDC. When I was mid-way through
writing this story, I got my first look at the Unearthed Arcana rules
changes. Thus, I had to integrate all of the new Unearthed Arcana
rules into the remainder of the story without going back and rewriting
everything from scratch. Hilarity ensued.

For you heathenous unwashed souls who would like to know what this whole
"Dungeons & Dragons" thing is about but are too lazy to learn the game for
yourselves, you should read my article on What It's
Like to Play D&D.