Date: Tue, 30 May 2000 09:32:37 PDT
From: L23 M
Subject: Clowns
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Clowns
My heart ached, my soul was gone, I had killed him by accident, what was
I going to do? I looked down at my numb hands, these were the hands which
had sent him to death, oh god I felt like crying but I refrained. I had
accidentally killed sonic the hedgehog, I had worked so hard to get him to
that stage in the game too. I got so angry I flung the control across the
room...well as far as it would go; it was still attached to the computer, it
twanged back an almost hit me in the face. I sighed heavily at the lack of a
life I had, it had become so desperate that the only friends I had was the
people on the Internet. Well I supposed that's what you get for been gay.
I used to be the most popular boy at school, people admired and
respected me, people loved me I was voted the cutest guy in school. Than
I made the mistake of telling my best friend I was gay...who would have
thought he was a horrible jealous little bastard from hell. Now I have only
me and I was not good company right now I was emotionally fragile.
Every one hated me, every one except my parents they just loved me so
much, even though I was gay. I walked across the room to look in the
mirror at my naked body...it was 3 o'clock in the afternoon and I haven't
been bothered to get dressed yet...that's how bad it was. I looked at my
15 year old frame, I had minimal body hair for some one my age, but I did
have a huge 7 inch penis...hehehe. I had a lovely perfect flawless body it
was nice and lean, I stood around 5'10 inches tall, I used to stand proud
but now I kind of slouch over. I turned around and looked at my pert bum
in the mirror, I wiggled it a bit and giggled at myself for been so
childish.
My face was an image of pure beauty...or so I had been told. I had
perfect pink lips and a pure white face, with slight rosy cheeks. My ice
blue eyes penetrated from beneath my bangs. My hair was ear length, and
dark brown striped with white blond, that's why some of them have
started calling me skunk...I hate them I have a name you know I'm called
SKUNK! Err I mean Drake. I stood flexing my muscles in the mirror
trying to make myself look mean and evil. I started getting hard while
watching myself. Yea I'm a beast, an animal hear me roar...grr.
"Oh Drake, please get a past time. Get dressed and come downstairs we
have company" my mom opened the door and walked in, she placed
some clean clothes on my bed and walked out again. Let's just say the
blood was no longer rushing to my penis but rather to my face now. Like I
said my life is over, everyday I thought about ending it...but should I
deprive the world of this sexy body? I posed once more in the mirror
before I got dressed and headed downstairs. As I walked into the living
room I was hit with a powerful smell of candyfloss, on the sofa sat two
people I had never seen before, a man and a woman. They where so
creepy, they looked so fake...if that makes sense. They had big cheesy
smiles and they looked like they where wearing fake tan. The woman had a
huge purple 'beehive' style hairdo, and the man had gingery red hair that
was combed over his bald patch. His smile seemed to fill up most of his
face...they sent chills down my spine just looking at them. They both
wore weird flamboyant clothes, they where freakily unnatural.
"And this is our gay son" my dad said, I stopped dead in my tracks...I
wondered why he had said that, something was wrong both my parents
seemed spaced. All the eyes in the room turned to me, the nervous shy
gay boy.
"Hi" I waved at the two people sat on the couch. They seemed to be
happy to see me but with huge smiles like that I'm not surprised, they
looked the same age as my parents.
"Hi...I'm Corey" a voice spoke out from behind these two freaks, it
puzzled me at first but than the speaker showed himself. My jaw hit the
floor. He was cute, he had dyed bright red hair spiked into almost
triangles, he had a cute face even though his jaw seemed a little square, he
had a perfect smile too and he seemed around my age. He stood up to
come and greet me, he was a couple of inches shorter than me and
dressed from head to toe in punk rocker gear, except without the earrings
and stuff. I don't usually like these type of men but damn I was so
attracted to him. He was all man...just what I needed.
"Drake these are our new next-door neighbours, and where all going to the
circus tonight" my mom said...there was a circus?
"Circus?"
"Yes there's one in town tonight, where all going and you're coming too"
my head started spinning...a circus...clowns...mimes...CLOWNS no
way in hell where they getting me in a circus no way no way no way. I
HATE CLOWNS, with their big multicoloured hair and painted faces and
pointed 'I'm going to rip your throat out' teeth...NO WAY IN HELL!
"Drake I would love it if you would come we could hang out together"
Corey asked, all it took was for him to flash me his killer smile and I was
hooked, least he wasn't as freaky as his parents.
"Sure" I said goofily like I was in a trance.
"So you like the circus?" how could I tell him that I hated circus's cause
of the clowns, you know now that I thought about it his parents look like
freaky clowns...I quickly shrugged the idea off
"Yea it's ok...you want to go up to my room?" I asked hopeful that he
would say yes.
"I don't know..." he looked kind of confused and looked back to his
parents, who even though they where still smiling looked confused.
"Sure?" I smiled happily at him and grabbed his hand; I snuck one last
look at his parents who looked from us to my parents than to each
other...they looked worried. I opened the door to my room realising at the
last minute that it was a complete mess; I had vegetated in here for the
last two weeks. I quickly rushed around and tided everything up...taking
special care to remove the dirty underwear with out him seeing.
"What is this?" I saw him point to my gold fish, I couldn't help but laugh,
he cracked a smile at me and cautiously followed, soon he was laughing
like crazy too, it was so intoxicating.
"Sheesh where you from the moon? It's a gold fish" he stopped laughing,
and tried picking it up. I managed to get over there before he caught it; I
took his hand out of the fish bowl and checked to see if the fish was ok. I
didn't realise but I still had hold of his hand, I only noticed when he was
watching me and smiling. "Sorry" I let go of it quickly.
"I haven't seen you at school...but you are on the register...err...the
teachers called your name out" ok this guy is weird, but I liked him, he
continued to walk around my room inspecting everything, like he had
never seen any of it before. I watched him walking, the way he moved just
made me want him more. Than the unbelievable happened, he moved in
front of the window and turned around to look at me, the sum steamed
through the window making him look like an angle. The sun outlined his
lean body perfectly through his clothes, I was slowly becoming hard but I
managed to stop the 'growth' thinking about clown's...ick!
"Drake? Is that a bike?" I loved the sound of my name when he said it, he
pointed toward my bike laid out on the grass, I never noticed it before but
his voice always seemed to sound controlled somehow, like he was
controlling his emotions.
"Yes why?"
"I have never seen one which look like that before" I looked out the
window expecting to see my bike all mangled or something, but no it
looked like an ordinary bike.
"I see..."
"FAG!" I heard my ex best friend shout from next-door, I looked to see
him sticking his cute ass against his bedroom window.
"Now you know why I don't go to school anymore" a tear formed in the
corner of my eye.
"There not very nice, I don't like them. Don't worry it will be ok" he came
over and placed his hand on my shoulder, I smiled at him. He started
leaning closer, I leaned in closer too, I couldn't believe it this was going
to be my first kiss ever I so couldn't wait, any second now...
"Let's get going" ...my dad would come in and ruin it, I looked to see
Corey's parents stood there with a confused look upon there faces yet
still sporting those big freaky smiles.
"What? Now? Right now?" he seemed kind of in a rush to get me there.
"Yes we want to get there before the rush don't we?" well I guess he had
a point, but damn I wanted my kiss.
Five minutes later we were in the car heading on our way, I was getting more
and more nervous I hated clowns so much, they just looked so evil ever
since that damn encounter with that clown when I was young when he
squirted me with water and made me look a fool, I HATE THEM!
"Are you ok?" Corey asked, he had opted to come in our car rather than
his parents, they seemed to have had a little argument before he left them,
I was reluctant to ask about it though.
"I'm fine" I said through gritted teeth, while holding onto the car seat
with dear life.
"So you're gay? I know what that feels like" huh?
"You're gay?" I asked I had never met another gay in person, why did this
surprise me? I mean we almost kissed.
"Yes, I think you are very cute, even cuter than the Grogoznite stones" I
didn't know what the hell a Grogoznite stone was or what the hell he was
talking about but I blushed and giggled anyway.
"I...I... " He placed his hand on mine and I was instantly relaxed...there
was something really weird going on. But we started talking like old
friends in no time this was really cool, he was really cool. Finally we were
at the circus, an annoying clown circus type tune filled the air, we both got
out of the car and walked into the circus hand in hand, I liked this feeling.
My parents followed behind us but we soon lost them in the crowds, we
saw the maze of mirrors and were waiting in the cue to go in.
"Hey dick sucker, this your little boyfriend?" great, my ex best friend.
"Leave me alone Andy" I tried to walk past him but some other kids
blocked the path.
"Hey, you're not getting away that easy. I have an urge to beat someone in
and you my little gay ex friend are going to be it" he pushed me
backwards into Corey. I lQuickly lunged back at him knocking him over,
than I grabbed Corey's hand and ducked into the maze of mirrors, they
put up pursuit. Corey and I dashed around the damn maze trying to find a
way out quickly, unfortunately every turn we took we came to a dead end,
I was starting to really panic now, I didn't want to be beaten up tonight.
"There not very nice, but don't worry every things going to be ok" Corey
said while I was frantically pushing against the mirrors. He tapped me on
the arm and signalled for me to follow him, he seemed unnaturally calm.
He pushed against a mirror and it opened up to an emergency exit that we
quickly used.
"How did you know that was there?" I asked.
"I've been in there many times before" now I thought of it my new friend
was really weird, I just shrugged it off. "Don't worry they'll regret
following us in there...they'll never get out" I burst out laughing.
"I know that thing is so hard to navigate" I stopped laughing when I
noticed Corey wasn't...I felt such a geek.
"Follow me" he held out his hand for me to take...I took it I mean who
wouldn't? He dragged me on every ride he could see, it was so much fun
just been with him, and he was actually starting to resemble a normal
teenager for the first time since we met I actually think he was having fun.
Thankfully I had managed to dodge every clown up to now. The sky was
getting dark and the air was getting cold I gripped onto Corey much
tighter much to his pleasure. I think the time was drawing near 8 o'clock
when he asked me to take a ride on the 'tunnel o love' I was totally frilled
hehehe I couldn't wait. We sat down next to each other on the huge
floating swan and the ride took off down the darkened tunnel, about
halfway down I had had enough of the whole atmosphere I hated cupid.
Than I felt his hand take the side of my cheek, he turned my face towards
his and I felt his soft warm moist lips touch my own. I parted my lips to
allow access to his tongue, it probed deep into my mouth and I moaned
with pleasure...my first kiss. I felt so good. I was floating, I started
gettingmore vigorous and I forced my own tongue back into his mouth, I was
becoming an animal...grr. I was hard instantly and because I was 'big'
you could easily see it, his hand moved down to rest on it and he
squeezed it gently, I almost orgasmed right there. Unfortunately the ride
came to an end...damn, as we started heading back into daylight I leapt
off him faster than light and straightened myself up so you couldn't see
my raging hard on.
"Did you enjoy that?" he asked, he seemed different now almost like his
old self, kind of doped up...now I thought of it...just like my parents.
"Umm yeah" I giggled. He helped me off the ride, and asked me to wait
for him there while he went to the bathroom; well I assume it was the
bathroom he said he had some 'business' to take care of, he might be
wanking thinking of me. I leant against one of the posters of a clown
waiting for his return...that's when I noticed something wasn't right. I
looked around and I saw no children or teenagers, only adults and they all
looked like they where in a trance. I started getting a little scared, and
where was Corey? It's been ages like 20 minutes! I watched as the dazed
adults headed in the direction of the big top. I decided to be brave and
follow. The big tent was like nothing I had ever seen before; it wasn't
made of material like a normal tent but from metal. I ventured inside to see
all the adults sitting around the rink, they where all sat in metallic chairs
which restrained their wrists and feet. I saw my parents sat in two and
quickly made my way over to them. They didn't even flinch or look in my
direction when I got close, just stirred straight ahead at the rink.
"Mom? Dad?" I slapped them across the face, but got no response, I did
it again for good luck...I mean how often do you get to slap your parents?
I pulled at the restraints holding them in place but they wouldn't budge. I
was starting to really panic now; I was on the verge of tears...WHAT
WAS GOING ON?
"What's wrong little boy?" I froze, that sound, that voice, it was horrible
like a teenager going through a permanent puberty and having there voice
fluctuating, constantly but this was different it was to high pitched to be
a teenager. Than I felt a hand on my shoulder I slowly glanced at it. A big
white 3 fingered glove lay on my shoulder, pointed yellow finger nails
poked out of the ends of them; my heart started beating real fast, I wanted
to run but I couldn't. I slowly turned around to face my all time greatest
fear. There in front of me was a big huge clown, but I recognised him, it
was the man from our house! His face was no longer tanned but was white
with green makeup over his eyes and big red lips, than he smiled, his teeth
where no longer normal but where all pointy and viscous looking.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"I
almost wet myself, I mean I would have but I ran so fast that I left my
bladder with the evil clown, I headed towards the entrance of the big top,
but the metallic door was slowly closing. I did not want to be trapped in
here with that clown so I put all my energy into it and forced my body to
do the impossible...go faster. I dived straight for the little gap left between
the doors just as it was closing and managed to dive through it. I lay on
the other side with a sigh of relief as the door fully closed. I lay there
shaking with fear and exhaustion I puked a little on the ground from the
fear, what the hell was going on? I felt slight vibrations in the ground,
these didn't stay small soon the whole ground was shaking, the big top was
slowly sinking beneath the ground, I quickly got up to my feet and made
my way away from the big top and watched as it disappeared beneath the
soil. If I hadn't have seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believe it
was there, nothing remained even the soil didn't look like it had been
disturbed. I fell to my knees and cried, my parents where in there, as far
as I could tell every parent in town was in there too. The more I thought
about it I didn't see any children in there, which meant they must be
around here somewhere. I wiped away my last tear when I heard
something...popcorn popping. I looked up to see three evil looking clowns
stood where the big top used to be, two of them where holding weird
looking guns which where making the popping sounds and the third was
holding the leash to two multicoloured lions, each had a fluffy red nose. If
this wasn't my worst nightmare I don't know what was.
"You can't escape from us" I jumped to my feet at the sound of those
horrible clowns voices.
"FUCK YOU!" I screamed back. The clowns with the guns took aim and
fired in my direction, I jumped back just in time, any later I would have
been hit with...toffee covered popcorn! Ok this was really weird. I
decided to run anyway, all I heard was the cackling of the clowns behind
me as I ran deeper into the deserted fair surrounding the circus, I knew
they where in hot pursuit. My heart was beating so fast I thought I was
going to have a heart attack. Every corner I turned there was another
clown, everywhere I looked, I was getting tired from all this running. I
tripped and fell outside the hall of mirrors scraping my chin and face, I
winced in pain. I looked up to see myself surrounded by evil cackling
clowns, each with razor sharp teeth, some of the littler ones where doing
back flips and holding candy cane nun-chucks.
"Please lord help me" I started to pray; I really don't think I'm going to
survive tonight, either they where going to kill me or I'd give myself a
heart attack, I can see it now my beautiful sexy body been mauled by
these evil clowns...Oh my god, what if they gang bang me in a mini? As
the clowns closed in I stumbled back to my feet and made my way up the
steps to the maze of mirrors. I was stood in front of the doorway to the
maze...I really didn't want to go in there. I looked around for another way
out but couldn't see any. A small midget clown with a seltzer bottle and
bright green hair jumped out in front of me and tried to squirt me, I
ducked letting it hit the glass behind me, good thing I did as well cause
what ever was in that bottle was melting the glass behind me. Before he
could squirt me again I ducked inside the maze, and I ran for my life, I
bumped into hundreds of mirrors. I was panicking like one of those rats
you see in those mazes, I wasn't running more like I was bouncing off
each mirror. Each mirror had an image of one of the evil clowns faces in it
laughing manically, showing all it's pointy teeth.
"Run, RUN all you want my little pretty there's no escape from BOZO!"
all the clowns spoke in unison, I was totally petrified, shaking like a
leaf, my face was streaked with tears and my legs where so tired that they
where becoming like jelly.
"God why did I have to say 'sure I'll come to the circus with you Corey,
and have my face ripped off by evil clowns' I'm such a dumb ass!" I
cursed myself as I stumbled through the maze, finally I saw the exit up
ahead, and I made one mad dash for it.
"BOO!" Just as I got there a clown jumped out, I ran right into him and
bounced off him backwards and slammed against a mirror, I slid down it
slowly. I realised it was Corey's mom in all her gory glory. I give up, I
can't do this anymore, I have nowhere to run.
"Just kill me, kill me now" I crawled up into a ball and placed my head in
my hands and cried. I could hear the clown getting slowly closer; the bitch
had squeaky horns in her shoes. I leaned back slightly and was surprised
when the mirror moved behind me, realising I had found a secret door I
quickly moved behind it. As I tried to close it the clown stuck her big
shoe in the crack to stop it from fully closing, using all my remaining
strength I pushed hard against the door, squishing her foot. She quickly
removed it and the door finally closed. Any thoughts I had about been
safe quickly diminished when I realised the room I was in was actually was
an elevator and was taking me down to god knows where. I sat there
watching little lights quickly going by, where ever I was going was far
below the ground. I thought about all that had happened to me up to now.
What happened to Corey? Was he one of them? His parents sure were.
Why were these clowns attacking us? Where is everyone else? Have they
all been captured? Are my parents ok? Are these clowns aliens? Is this all
a dream? I just didn't know anything, I was scared alone and afraid I
wasn't going to survive the night.
About five minutes later the elevator came to a stop and the door opened. A
long brightly coloured yet dark corridor stretched out in front of me. It
vaguely resembled a fun house corridor but I seriously doubted that
anything I encountered was made for fun. Balloons and candy canes
stretched out along the walls giving it a festive look. Although I was
reluctant to step out into the corridor I really didn't want to go back up
there with those clowns. As I stepped out the door to the elevator closed
behind me and made it's way back to the surface. That same annoying
clown circus type music filled the corridor, I hated that music I really
did.
I slowly and cautiously made my way down the corridor, I heard the
occasional cackle of a mad clown off in the distance, I hate clowns I really
do. I stepped on a panel in the floor, I fell to my feet as the floor started
to move up and down and side to side. Than the thing went into overdrive
and I was forced against the floor as the segment of corridor I was on
started spinning around and around. I watched as the corridor ahead of
me span, I lifted my head in time to see a metal blade slowly making it's
way down the piece of corridor I was on...IT WAS A TRAP I WAS
GOING TO BE SLICED AND DICED! As the blade slowly made it's
way towards my feet, I felt like a frog in a blender. I knew I had to get out
of this, I gathered all the strength I could and forced myself to move, the
force of gravity was so strong but my will to live was stronger, I managed
to make it to the edge and the force sent me flying out of the spinning
section of corridor. I lay there on the floor all battered and
bruised...thanks to my ex freind I was used to this feeling, I
stumbled to my feet and reluctantly made my way down the corridor.
A few more meters down the corridor I stepped on another hidden panel
in the floor releasing two huge columns with spikes on them, I only just
managed to dodge them. I looked at the panel in the floor and noticed they
where slightly a different colour to the rest of the floor, now I knew what
to look out for I slowly made my way down the corridor without having to
worry about traps. A few more meters down the corridor I came upon a
door, well I think it was a door, it looked like a door, but it was all made
out of candyfloss as I drew close it unravelled to reveal a small room. I
walked inside cautiously and toffee apple light fixtures began to glow a
warm red colour to illuminate the room. On the walls rested some of those
popcorn weapons the clowns had, some seltzer bottles, and some from
what I could gather, toffee candy corn grenades. I knew I wasn't going to
be leaving here empty handed, I filled all my pockets with the grenades, I
hooked one of the seltzer bottles onto my pants while I took two of the
popcorn guns off the wall and placed there straps around my neck so I
could have one in each hand. Now I didn't fear those damn clowns...I
fear having my dick melted off by a leaky seltzer bottle, any clown that
try's to mess with me is going to pay. I stepped out of the room and headed
down the corridor avoiding any traps, I finally came to a corner, I peaked
my head around it to see a clown standing guard outside another
candyfloss door, feeling all tough and manly with my new weapons I
stepped out so the clown could see me.
"What's this? A little lost boy? How bout a balloon doggie?" his high-
pitched voice really pissed me off, I got my guns at the ready. I watched
as he pulled a balloon out of his pocket and blew it up, than started to
shape it into a balloon dog...I wasn't impressed. He gently set it down on
the floor while chuckling to himself, I watched as the balloon started to
look more and more like a dog, now I was impressed, the balloon took on
the transparent shape of a pit bull, with metal teeth. The balloon dog came
charging at me much to the delight of the manic clown who was dancing
happily as he watched. I stood my ground, when the dog was with in
distance I quickly squirted it with my seltzer bottle. The poor thing popped,
the look on the clowns face was beautiful, he looked so pissed. This smile
started to grow bigger as his eyes started to bulge out there sockets. His
lips pulled back so far that you could see all his sharp little teeth
sticking out of the black gums. He charged me with an almighty scream.
"I HATE CLOWNS...and your balloon animal was shit" I aimed one of
my guns, the sound of popping corn could be heard as it charged, when
he was just a few meters away I fired, the toffee popcorn smacked the
clown right in the stomach and plastered him against the wall. He was
totally immobilised and stuck to the wall, covered in thick gooey toffee
popcorn. I made my way through the candyfloss door.
I walked into a huge dome, the shouting of children could be heard, a
staircase slowly circled the wall, I made my way to the first step. All along
the walls where little alcoves, with like a window covering the entrance.
Inside the alcoves where children, some were banging against the glassy
substance covering the exit, while others just cowered in the corners. I
walked to the first alcove inside cowering in the corner was Andy, what a
beautiful sight.
"Andy?" he looked up to see me with my weapons and a little smirk on
my face, his face was streaked with tears.
"Drake? Oh my god Drake you have to get me out of here...please! You
have to help me!" Andy banged on the glass. I looked around the opening
but couldn't see any controls to open them.
"I can't see any controls, maybe there's a control room around here" I
looked around the dome and saw three doorways, one was where I came in, I
guess that left two to choose from.
"Don't leave me, PLEASE!" I headed towards one of the candyfloss
doors. I heard Andy shouting obscenities at me as I left him where he
was...hehehe. As I approached the candyfloss door opened and I
stepped through, I heard a lot of shouting as I walked through the door. I
was back in the big top, all around the rink where the parents strapped to
their chairs, they had come out of there trances, and where all panicking. I
decided not to bother with any of them just yet; I wanted to save the
children first. A lot of them where shouting at me, I walked to the centre
of the rink where there was a control box. It looked pretty simple to
operate; it was a big silver box with three buttons and a couple of sticky
labels on them, one said 'up' the other 'down' and the third said
'release', which I guessed meant release everyone in the big top. I decided
not to tamper with these controls just yet. I looked around for my parents
but the two chairs that they occupied where empty, I instantly feared for
their safety and quickly ran back into the room full of children and headed
towards the other candyfloss door. The door didn't open as I drew close,
I banged hard against it but noting happened. I had to save them, but first
I'll save the children. I headed back to Andy's 'cell'
"You came back!" he seemed greatly surprised.
"Well yea, I wouldn't leave anybody in here never mind you" I readied my
seltzer bottle, I sprayed it at the glass substance and it instantly melted
away. Alarms started going off like crazy, the room started to flash red.
"Shit" out of the door next to me came a clown; I squirted him with my
bottle and watched as he melted into a puddle of green goo. The alarms
had gotten all the kids attention and as I killed that clown the all cheered
and banged on there glass doors. Out of the other two doors in the room
came two more clowns, they where both back flipping one had candy
cane nun chucks while the other had a candy corn grenade. I walked to the
centre of the dome with a gun in each hand, I fired at the clown with the
grenade, first sending him flying back against the wall immobilised in
gooey toffee popcorn. All the children cheered. Than I fired at the other
clown and got a surprise when my gun didn't fire toffee popcorn but a
molten hot stream of liquid sugar, it smacked him right in the face and he
fell to the floor screaming in agony as he died, all the children went wild
I felt so cool. I went back to Andy's cell.
"Here take this, it's a seltzer bottle filled with acid or something,
there's more in the room down that corridor, be careful of the traps, look
out for the differently shaded squares" I pointed to the way I came
in. "release the other kids and send them into there" I pointed to the room
with all the parents. "Use the control's in the centre of the rink to take
you to the surface and release the parents...understand?" he listened
intently as I talked.
"But what about you?" he took the seltzer bottle off me.
"I'm going to rescue my parents, they're not with the others" he nodded
gently.
"Drake? Thanks for coming back for me man, I know I haven't been a
decent human being to you and if I was you I wouldn't have come back"
he hugged me tight, which totally surprised me. "I'm sorry I was such an
ass to you" that totally through me off.
"I...I..." I was totally lost for words.
"Forgive me?" he seemed so hopeful.
"Fuck no, just get these kids out of here" hehe well I defiantly wasn't
going to forgive him, do you know how many times he beat me in? I made
my way to the now open candyfloss door as Andy started releasing the
kids from their cells. I walked through the door and it closed up behind
me, I cautiously walked forward onto a set of stairs, which disappeared
beneath me and became a slide this sent me sliding down to land at the
bottom with a thud.
"I'm glad you could join us" I heard a high-pitched clowns voice; I turned
to see the most biggest fattest ugliest clown I had ever seen. He looked
like 'jabba the hut' with a painted clowns face and fuzzy red hair. He was
sat in a huge chair made out of candyfloss and candy canes. Sat at his
side on a long chain was COREY! He was wearing a tight fitting purple
green pokadotted lycra suit outlining all his 'bumps' and 'cracks'; he
wouldn't look me in the face.
"Corey you ok?" the big fat clown laughed out loud.
"I see my pet did his job as directed, he was sent to get you to come to
the circus, I mean you wouldn't have even known about it if he hadn't
have come to your house, you haven't been attending school...naughty
boy" he laughed again, I just shook my head at Corey and he just started
to cry.
"Who or what are you?"
"I'm BOZO! I came to your planet to conquer it in the name of the
clowndonia" He laughed out loud again, I think this clown has
had too much laughing gas; it was starting to piss me off.
"But if you're conquering, why did you capture the people and not just
kill them?" hey I was curious, I wanted to find out everything I could
before I kicked his ass.
"I needed an army, the adult humans are easily converted, but the children
aren't, were keeping them until they're old enough to be made into
clowns, so I can control them." the fat bastard laughed, the horrible smell
of burnt butter stung my nostrils, I watched as he got a candy cane and
used it to scratch underneath one of his many rolls of sweaty flab, than he
ate it...ewww!
"What about Corey? You seem to have him under your control"
"Ha! That's cause he isn't, he's helping me out of his own free will, after
I threatened to kill him when I took over his planet" I watched as Corey
sobbed at the memory of his lost planet...whoa he's not human!
"So your going to turn everyone into clowns?" he laughed out loud and
pressed a button next to his chair.
"Of course" lights came on next to his chair illuminating two tables.
"MOM! DAD!" they where both strapped down, they tried to break free
when they saw me. He is so not getting away with this; I glanced at Corey
who glanced at my parents than back at me than to his chain, he than
pulled tight oh his chain. I took the cue and fired a molten hot shot of
sugar at the chain that was holding Corey, which instantly broke. Corey
dashed to undo my parent's restraints. Bozo defiantly didn't like that, he
screamed out loud thrashing about in his chair unable to move or stop us,
he smacked a couple of conduits out above his chair, I heard explosions
in the distant and I knew this wasn't a good thing. Corey and my parents
came to stand next to me as we watched the fat clown through a temper
tantrum.
"Oh shut the fuck up" I pulled a couple of the candy corn grenades out of
my pocket, and pulled their pins. I aimed and through them at Bozo,
because he was screaming one landed in his mouth and he swallowed it
while the other two just fell on the floor around him.
"Asta la vista...clown" it was the only thing i could think of.
"Son you came to our rescue" my dad seemed so surprised.
"I really suggest we start moving before those bombs go off...there very
powerful" Corey said as he started making his way up the stairs, me and
my parents closely followed, we dashed out into the dome where the
children were kept. We fell to the floor just as fire spewed out of the
doorway from the exploding grenades. I sighed in relief but I knew that it
wasn't over, this whole place was coming don on top of us, bits of the
roof was crumbling and falling to the floor.
"DRAKE! DRAKE! COME ON QUICK THIS WHOLE PLACE IS
COMING APART!" I looked up to see Andy stood in the doorway to the
big top, we all got up and headed for him and into the middle of the rink
through all the frightened children and adults.
"You waited for us?" I asked Andy.
"Well yes...anything for a friend" I operated the switches and the big top
slowly rose to the surface. As soon as we were on the surface the doors
opened and it was a case of everyone for themselves, I grabbed Corey's
hand and we ran for our life's. We made it totally clear of the fair and left
the circus far behind, when we where at a safe distance we (as well as the
rest of the town) watched the circus explode and go down in flames.
"Corey...did Bozo ask you to kiss me? And stuff like that?" I looked him
deep in the eyes.
"I'm so sorry about what I did, but I kissed you because I like you, I have
never met anyone like you" he leaned in closer to kiss me, it felt so
wonderful, his lips tasted so sweet.
"I like you too" I said with a big smile plastered across my face.
"I think I'm going to like this planet, especially with you on it Drake" I
couldn't help but giggle, I had finally gotten over my fear of clowns but...
"I HATE CLOWNS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, the town cheered,
and Corey gave me a shy smile.
"Me too" he added.
The end.
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