Ah, spring break, a time for fun in the sun, good times at night and poor decisions 24/7 for a week straight. You want to try new things and test the alcoholic limits of your body, I get it. Proceed with caution though, spring breakers, for turning your stomachs over to these liquid concoctions is likely to send you head first into the toilet bowl -- and that's really not somewhere you want to be putting your face in at Pineapple Willys.

Seriously, avoid these shots at all costs and if any of your friends order them for you, get new friends, because they're assholes.