Infinite WisdomAn angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for
his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, the Lord will reward him by offering him
one of three things: infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty.
Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt
of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of
light.
One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."