Bless This Mess

Little Big’s Best Of Follow Friday – Thursday

It is the time of the year when we reflect on the good and the bad, the funny and the sad. I’m celebrating your genius by posting five days’ worth of the funniest tweets of 2012 along with my 100 favorite photos of the past year. Tweets of the Week appear in bold. Stay funny, my friends.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.

KaseyAnderson Showed up at the wrong house this morning. Moved in anyway, slept with some guy’s wife. Calling everybody by the wrong name. Columbus Day!!!

vladchoc The hardest part about being a man is deciding whether you want your armpits to smell like mountains or ocean.

paleofuture if you’re not reading my tweets with “nothing’s gonna stop us now” playing in the background you’re not reading them as they were intended

catagator Husband: You know how people have words and sayings up in their homes? I propose we put up the words “Don’t be a bitch.”

J__Swift I love it when a man takes off my bra. Why was he wearing it in the first place?

SpaghettiJesus I just thought to myself “yogurt is breakfast’s dessert”. I’m available if you want to get the party started but don’t know where to start.

jillsmo Sometimes it’s like my whole life is just about waiting for somebody else to fall asleep.

mitdasein If I mastered time travel, I’d mainly use it to get more sleep.

Cosell In an ironic twist of fate, it was actually MTV which killed the video star.

introvertedwife I don’t think I’ve ever taken a picture of a sandwich. I’ve wasted my social media life!

ApocalypseHow I believe in letting children learn from mistakes, which is why I’m co-signing my 4-year-old’s mortgage.

popcultini @Caissie Halloween must be the most frustrating night of the year for actual hookers.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here.