Wednesday, 23 August 2017

suck-up

Lookie here, Toby. If I, Seville the Cat, say you're a suck-up, you are a definite suck-up, for sure.

MOUSES!

Yeah. You.

YEAH. YOU.YEAH...

What's that, Peepers? Why am I yellin' at my sister Tobias?Well...

Well I'm not really yellin', per se. It's more of a... A raising-my-voice kinda thing.

Sorta.

Maybe.

Just a tad.Why? What have you heard?

Awww... MOUSES!

Caught in the act and everythin'.

Okay Peepers, answer me this. How come, no matter what Toby does, no matter how naughty she might be, she never gets in trouble? Why? WHY? I can't even think of the last time she was scolded. I'm not sure she has ever been scolded. It's possible that not even in the whole history of scoldin', has my sister, Tobias, ever been scolded.

It's like she's immune, or somethin'.

Immune to the scoldin', I mean.

Now one of us other cats does somethin'. Somethin' HARDLY EVEN WORTH NOTICIN', and we're scolded, for sure.

Why, just the other day...

What? What's that, Peepers? I shouldn't tattle on my fur-sibs, you say? I shouldn't be tellin' you 'bout all the naughty stuff they have done?

WELL HOW ELSE ARE YOU GONNA FIND OUT?MOUSES!

Of all the moused-up, stupid things for the peep to say. I mean, here I am, HELPIN' HER OUT, and she's not appreciative in the least.

MOUSES!

You know, it's no wonder you're so clueless as to what goes on in this house, Peepers. It's no wonder at all.

Why, just the other day...Ummm.. Never mind.That might have been about me.

MOUSES!

Anyway, like I was sayin', it seems to me, Tobias can get away with anythin' and everythin', while the rest of us cats can't get away with a thing.

AND IT'S NOT FAIR, I SAY.

MOUSES!

I know she's just kitten-sized. I know she's super little. I know she's only like half my weight.

But just 'cause she's tiny, she shouldn't be gettin' away with mischief.

If anyone is gonna be gettin' away with mischief, that anyone should be me.
MOUSES!

You peeps are blind to Tobias' faults. You're as blind as blind can be.

14 comments:

The most scolding my cat ever gets is saying his name a little louder than we usually say it. And then I pick him up and kiss him and hug him and tell him what a great ball of fur he is. Thanks for visiting my blog!

Thing is in this house if I see peep doing something I have nobody to tell so it gets a bit well one sided, in fact I don't even listen to myself any longer!PurrrsERinPS maybe its because you're ginger?!

dood.....we due hafta add mit...toby iz a gorgeouz gal......just sayin....N speekin of trubull ☺☺ cuzin daiz NEVER getz blamed for a thing.....boomer used ta call me N tell me all de time de stuff HER did that HIM getted de blame oh shame for ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

Ha! We has the same problem here with Sami. She's a small kitty too and never efur gets into trouble. Mom bean says she's a sweet girl. Yeah, right that's 'cuz mom bean nefur sees what she really does.

Sasha, Saku, & Sheldon

Toby, I suspect Seville is just making things up. He's purrty good at that!Sami