* Pedal on the right
* Pedal on the left
* Prada bag in left hand
* Bold play for sex

3. Before leaving a hot club, a safe driver must consider whether he/she is intoxicated. Based on the full range of female body weights in "the industry," match the alcoholic beverages consumed per hour [left] with the weight [right] that would cause legal intoxication, public flashing, unfortunate hairstyles, or hospitalization for "exhaustion."

9. Britney couldn't find her car's ignition with a flashlight and a search party. T/F

10. It is illegal to operate or be seen in a motor vehicle worth less than $100,000. T/F

Fill-in Section:

11. Based on DMV statistics, the average speed at which a Lamborghini will strike a lamppost is _____.

12. On average, an owner will travel _____ miles from the dealership before his new Lamborghini strikes a lamppost.

13. ____, the distance a Lamborghini owner will cover on foot, prior to apprehension for lamppost violations.

Special Section (to be completed by professional athletes ONLY):

14. In a motor vehicle with belted positions for five occupants, the correct number of handguns is ____.

15. Traveling west on Wilshire Blvd. at 35 mph, you signal for a right turn on La Cienega. Slowing for an ambulance, you proceed east on Sunset Boulevard. Checking all mirrors, you merge onto the Hollywood Freeway, exit and proceed north on Coldwater Canyon before executing a perfect parallel-park. Along the route described, there are precisely ____ strip clubs.

16. Essay Question: Why are hockey players such lousy drivers? Would they be better off driving on ice?