Football? Is that the one where people run around for 90 minutes trying to kick a ball in a net while some bloke tries to stand in the way? And where 'men' get tapped on the knee and need taking off by stretcher? Not so keen on the whole idea of it

Football? Is that the one where people run around for 90 minutes trying to kick a ball in a net while some bloke tries to stand in the way? And where 'men' get tapped on the knee and need taking off by stretcher? Not so keen on the whole idea of it