Pejazzling Jumps The Pond

Thanks to fame-whoring, bling-loving, entrepreneurial British reality stars, we are seeing another resurgence of the sparkly private parts obsession born as Vajazzling, and this time it’s your turn, boys.

And so the story goes… this week, British reality show The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright has reached the pinnacle of fame with the launch of Pejazzles: a range of Swarovski crystal tattoos designed to be worn specifically by men. Just like Vajazzles, they are stick on and can be applied anywhere, but are suggested for just above the crotch on a waxed or shaved surface. “According to salon owners, 40% of customers requesting body bling are men,” reports the Daily Mail. These lips are one of the top sellers (I’ve personally had it – at least Pejazzlers have good taste).

We asked our Resident Straight Man (who chooses to remain anonymous) what he thinks about the trend: “No Way. Call your Congressman and get them to sign the nation’s first Penile Protection Amendment. Just say No to Pejazzling. It’s that important.”

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Michelle loves taking you up close and personal inside the spa... and also sending other people to the spa! She lives in the middle of downtown Manhattan and loves traveling, high heels, exotic foods, good friends and her Glitter Twitter. (@michellejoni)

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