Lindsay and Ashlee Patch Things Up

Catty teen princesses Lindsay Lohan (Herbie: Fully Stacked) and Ashlee Simpson (if only she were Undiscovered), have ended their long-standing, deeply-rooted, so very important public feud. According to WENN, the two patched things up at a Coldplay concert on Sunday night. According to a Lohan mouthpiece, however, "They never really had such issues - it's all fodder." This all, of course, brings us to the essential question, "Who gives a shit?" Why do drugs have to claim the likes of River Phoenix, leaving soul-numbing pap-makers like these two to make mediocrity a goal for their fans (who don't know any better because their options are pre-determined by the corporate number-crunchers)?