A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's
laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over
her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the
operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside,
while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and
starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then
walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man
comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.
When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows
impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated,
but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea.
We're just painting the corridor."

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