There’s No Porn Here!

This is an image I received from my friend Marshall after he was shadily denied access to my most recent post.

STOP LOOKING UP PORN AT WORK, MARSHALL!

No, Andy, I don’t want your giant box of porn!

Sorry to disappoint. I know I’m, like, a total babe and all of you probably want to see my hot bod in all its glory – but nudity isn’t exactly my thing, unless I’m under the influence of Jose Cuervo. Is this why I got an invite to Hef’s personal Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion this year? Repeat ’08? Gonna have to decline – I’m, like, super busy being popular and stuff.

Seriously though. Seriously. I may be occasionally inappropriate, but I think this is blowing my sexual arousing abilities slightly out of proportion. Get it together, I.T. Ain’t no titties here fa you!