Humor: Hypocrite West and Polling Organizations

Some say they can’t understand what we said about the Western Polling Organizations and their shameful polls in 2009. In the Persian language “Dorugh Shakh-dar” means “the lies that have horn” or “Unbelievable lies/ very big shameful lies”. This kind of lies are so laughable, and anyone with half a brain knows they are lies. If you want to understand them better, and if you want to understand the depth of the Western charlatanism and the Western shamelessness in 2009, lets use humor as a tool to understand the depth of the tragedy. Lets think about an imaginary situation: the BBC, the ABC, the NBC, the World Public Opinion, and the CIA undertook a poll of a representative sample of the Western people. The poll is about the current and historic issues in the US and Europe. Following are excerpts from the poll :

“In an effort to accurately gauge how Americans and Europeans feel about their government, other governments and other people, we undertook a poll of a representative sample of the Western people. Among those who say they still remember the 9/11 attacks, a modest majority say they don’t hate Bin Laden. Eight in 10 say Bin Laden was honest. A modest majority says that the way Bin Laden and the terrorists attacked the Twin Towers is consistent with the principles of democracy, though three-fifths say they are comfortable with the extent of the Islamists’ power. A large majority continue to have an unfavorable view of the anti-Islamist policy, though views have softened a bit. Large majorities express at least some confidence in all major Islamist groups and terrorist groups in the Middle East and two thirds express a lot of confidence in the Al-Qaeda, as do a modest majority in the Hamas and Hezbollah. A large majority says that the Islamists in the US are at least somewhat free to express controversial views without fear of being harassed or punished. In Greece, a large majority says they trust the Greek government to do the right thing most of the time, and a modest majority in Spain trusts the Spanish government to do the right thing most of the time. In Britain, nine in 10 say they love Cameron and the Tory. In France, eight in 10 say they consider Sarkozy to be the real defender of the freedom and the free Internet. Nine in 10 say they are satisfied with the process of imposing more limits and more filtering on the Internet. Among the American Jews and the European Jews, a modest majority say they really love Hitler. Eight in 10 believe that the Holocaust is a myth, and is not true. Eight in ten say they consider the Nazi party to be the main supporter of the Jews. Among those who suffer from the current economic crisis in the US and Europe, a modest majority say they really love the Capitalism and the capitalists. Most express confidence in the Capitalism and Wall Street. In general, eight in 10 say they are satisfied with the process by which Wall Street and the Banks are managed and controlled. Only four in 10 support the general idea of having any serious change, or supporting the rights of the 99%. Overall, most Americans express support for their current system of Capitalism and Wall Street. While most Americans and Europeans complain about the economic crisis, eight in ten say they do not hold their politicians and their banks responsible. Nine in 10 believe that the Islamists and the terrorist groups are responsible for the current economic crisis. Nine in 10 say they are satisfied with the Capitalism, Wall Street, Banks, and the big corporations”.

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