This is a story about 4 people, named Everycunt, Somecunt, Anycunt and Nocunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing, and somecunt was asked to do it, Everycunt was sure Somecunt would do it, but Nocunt did it. Everycunt got angry because it was Somecunt’s job. Nocunt realised that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up with Everycunt blaming Somecunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done. : I think I work with these cunts