Married Tinder woman’s “just a laugh” claims wearing thin

An untrustworthy woman has been awkwardly passing off a mild addiction to Tinder as “just a laugh”, despite being in a committed relationship with another human being, it has been revealed.Married Janet Hayes, 34, insists no harm can come from her using the app, commenting: “It’s fine if nobody’s getting hurt, and he doesn’t actually see me do it.” The awful female said that she just wanted to see “what it was all about” after she installed the app eight months ago, adding: “It’s just like being on my friends Tinder, except I haven’t really got any single friends so I’m just using my phone instead.”

Asked if her use of Tinder has the blessing of her husband, the emotionally retarded cowbag commented: “Well no, why would I tell my husband when I know it’s just for a laugh? It’s not as if I’m going behind his back or anything if it’s just a bit of fun, is it?”

Best friend and compulsive gossip, Jackie Dinting, 33 said: “Maybe Janet thinks she does belong in a relationship, deep down, and that her decade long marriage isn’t on the rocks. I think she thinks we all believe her when she says she wouldn’t care if her husband was on it.”

“We just laugh along with her, but secretly we all think she’s disgusting.”

An insistent Mrs Hayes added: “OK well I guess if he specifically asks me, then I guess I’ll just tell him. Probably.”