Or else! Or else “face climate change chaos that could ruin the world.”

And we know we can believe this because the findings are based on UN data! Seriously, would the UN ever lie to you?

The major problem here, prattles the think tank spokescreature, is “the huge carbon footprint of business.” Clearly the solution is to cut “business”–that is, the creation of wealth–way, way back. Stop working! And besides, robots can do most or even all of the work from now on, leaving human beings free to die of boredom or starvation. Then, UN be praised, we’ll have a “green sustainable society”!

Day after day they keep it up; and the sad thing is, a lot of people are believing it. Especially young people, the victims of a purposely inept public education system. It never occurs to anybody to ask why, if the Climate Change gloom-and-doomsters believe their own message, they continue to zoom all over the place in private jets, live in colossal mansions, and buy incredibly expensive beachfront homes around Dubai.

They don’t believe a single word of what they’re selling us.

Wake up.

Defund the colleges and universities

Restore local control of schools–or else just pull your kids out of there and educate them either at home or at a Christian school.

Defund the UN. Kick it out of New York.

Wake up politically–and vote every Far Left Crazy screwball out of office.

The biggest deception, of course, is that whole Man-Made Climate Change & Global Warming And Also Grow Hair! thing that crooks and liars hammer us with today. But I’m afraid it all started with someone selling X-ray Glasses through the 1950s comic books.

Among the more sickening aspects of our age is the way lying liberals and their Climate Change Doomsday-preaching has preyed on young minds rendered defenseless by what we laughingly call our education system.

Not surprisingly, “major depression has increased 52 percent from 2005 to 2017” among young people–but not among older adults, who have already heard so many tall tales about The End Of The World that they just tune them out.

Gee, thanks, Climate Cult! Thanks, teachers and professors and noozies! Thank you so much, Democrats! First you dumb them down in school and college, and then you bum them out with all your scare tactics–all for the sole purpose of sucking up our hard-earned money and acquiring more arbitrary political power over defenseless people’s lives. That’s your noble cause! I’d say you really ought to be ashamed of yourselves, but I don’t think leftids can feel shame.

Kids, wake up. They’re lying to you. They want you dumb and they want you glum. They’re doing you, but good.

This is what’ll happen if you don’t give the government fantastic new powers to control your lives!

Far Left Crazy will never drop the ball on “Climate Change.” It’s their ticket to ride, the blanket excuse for extending the strangling grasp of government in every direction. And the colleges and universities help them do it. Like so:

See, they’re into “re-purposing places below street level” so they can meet “seven of the United Nations’ sustainable development goals.” [How do you spell the sound a raspberry makes? Never mind, I’ll get the video.]

Anyway, living underground like moles will protect us from the “severe weather Climate Change is expected to spark”–expected by whom? By schmendricks who believe this bunk. Going underground will slow down the loss of farmland–farmland that gets paved over by the same corrupt politicians who are serving us this environmental pap, richly seasoned with hypocrisy. And we can stuff all our cars underground, too! Because cars–at least cars owned by us peasants–are so baaaaad! “Cars are killing cities,” prattle the experts. Wrong, bozo. The jerks who govern the cities are killing the cities.

So then, boys and girls, all the lib’rals went underground to live, and over thousands of years, the magic of Evolution turned them into Morlocks! And then they came out of hiding and ate the defenseless Eloi people–breakfast, lunch, and supper! And the moral of the story is, The Experts Are Always Right! Now eat your roach milk cakes, or we’ll have to report you to The Party…

Back in 2015, the–I cringe to type the name–Obama administration “recommended,” because they didn’t have the power to order it, that doctors bug their patients about Climbit Change/Global Warming and urge them to support the, er, president’s “regulatory” initiatives, blah-blah.

You sit in the waiting room for heaven knows how long, when you finally see the doctor–if you see the doctor!–they want to run you in and out of there in 15 minutes–and you’re supposed to sit there and passively endure a harangue about bogus phony Climate Change?

All of this, and more, comes back as soon as we put another Democrat in the White House.

But we can even now save ourselves, he gibbered, with a “bold change” in our energy policies and a mere $5 trillion spent on getting rid of all “emissions”–I wish someone would get rid of his emissions–by 2050.

Hey, Beto! Did you flunk arithmetic in school? It’s 2019, right? Well, how much is 2019 plus 10–“the ten years that we have left to us”? [Waits 30 minutes for answer.] No, no–let me tell you: 2019 + 10 is 2029. That comes before 2050. So if you completely change our economy by 2050, according to your calculations, the world already ended 21 years before!

Revolutionary new idea: forbid politicians from being active in politics. We don’t want their kind running our country anymore. There has to be something you can spray at them to make them go away.

Always, always, the best way to cope with imaginary problems is to throw money at them. It’s sure to wind up in someone’s pocket. Hey, it could be you! And you can keep throwing money because imaginary problems can never be solved, will never go away.

Global Warming/Climate Change is the hottest imaginary problem in the world today–remember, the world ends in just 12 years–and a group with the really catchy name of Restore California Renewable Restaurants has found a way to hop onto the bandwagon.

Hit customers with a 1% “Global Warming tax.”

Supposedly the money thus collected will go to buy luxury items for the organization’s leaders. Oops! Strike that. It’s supposed to pay farmers $10 for every ton of carbon emissions they eliminate from their operations. Is it safe to assume that somewhere there is somebody who knows how to calculate this? Or is it just more 99.9% Pure Krapola?

They say they will take the tax off the bill if the customer makes a point of saying he doesn’t want to pay–Man-Made Climbit Change being a total scam and all.

At the risk of being accused of being mean to waitresses, I wonder what would happen if the customers just deducted the 1% tax from the tip.

I’m beginning to think the whole reason for California’s existence is for people in New Jersey not to feel so bad. At least we’re not in California.

Leftids will do absolutely anything to get a global government, with themselves in charge, and “Climate Change” is their ticket to ride.

Polar bears having perversely refused to go exinct–indeed, their numbers have increased, probably due to racism and transphobia–Far Left Crazy needs a new critter to serve as the icon of Climate Change We’re All Doomed.

So David Attenborough has filmed a lot of walruses pitching themselves off a cliff, committing suicide because bad old Donald Trump took us out of the Paris Climate Scam and the walruses are just insupportably sad! and the only way to save them is to bestow vast and absolute power on the same government varmints who have the San Francisco sidewalks heaped high with human feces and daily strive to pave over every square foot of ground in New Jersey.

Really? You guys are gonna save the planet? Do you think I literally can’t see what you libs have done to my own home town? You’re the environmental-friendly party? Detroit, Camden, Gary, Baltimore, Newark, Oakland, Seattle… Do you truly believe we don’t know what happens to any place where you’re in charge?

The perky publicist has invited me to review a book by a sage, all of 17 years old, on how to “stop catastrophic damages to the place we all call home.” How to “stop” it, eh? Ya mean, like hitting the “off” switch?

I wonder if we can guess where this precious little tyke is coming from. Hmm… Here’s a chapter called “Bye, Bye Big Business.” It’s about how “major corporations” stop Climbit Change legislation and “how young people can prevent this from happening.” Doubtless by electing Far Left Crazy Democrats and enacting the Green New Deal… just as soon as the Constitution is repealed.

I hope it goes without saying that I don’t mean for this to be insulting to teenagers in general. I really like their company, they’re good for me. I love it that a few teens have joined this blog, and I hope more will follow.

But having been a 17-year-old myself, I think I can state with perfect confidence that it would have been the height of folly to take me, at that age, for any kind of public policy adviser. So easy to be taken for a ride by one’s college professors, et al. And when adults praise you, it goes right to your head. Just tell us we’re really smart, and we’ll eat out of your hand. Been there, done that.

I’m not going to give this kid’s name, in hopes that he’ll grow out of this, nor the title of the book, because I don’t want anyone to blame me if they buy it.

All you need to know about “Climate Science” is that Far Left Crazy sees it as their ticket to a global government.