The Eminem and Bruno Thing Was Planned. Please Stop Talking About It.

After three days of endless internet speculation, MTV producers and Eminem himself have confirmed that the Bruno run-in from last week’s Movie Awards, which saw the Sasha Baron Cohen character, clad in a white thong and not much else, lowered from the rafters and rubbing his junk on the rapper’s face, was indeed a planned stunt. That these two particular men mined laughter from a pre-planned scenario that ended with one man’s entourage beating up the other man for putting his genitals where they didn’t belong is surprising only if you’re nine years old or an idiot. [Rolling Stone]