1 Me: But but... Dwalin gets massacred by orcs. Steve and Terry fly into a mountain. The Joneses fall foul of da Vinci's Last Deathtrap.2 Me: The pirates are eaten by cannibals. Shakespeare succumbs to the car accident. The Nigerian Finance Minister is fatally shot.3 Me: The Allosaurus is wiped out by an asteroid! The Mythbusters simply never get off the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death!4 Me:I don't die!4 Head Death: I ALMOST HATE TO TELL YOU THIS...