[SATAN]
Want it to be just like old times,
With Baby Jesus by my side,
I want my old wings back aswell,
Wanna get out of this dump called Hell,
But first and most importantly,
I want a fucking apology!

[HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Apology!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Apology?! You instigated a coup de tat against God in Heaven!
You came down to Earth and led mankind into a whole world of
shit! And you want me to get the good guys to apologise to you?!
Are you out of your mind?! How in hell am I supposed to do that?!

[SATAN AND HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Just read the cards!

[JERRY (spoken)]
This is your handwriting I suppose... (reading cards)
So let's see if I can get an apology from my next guest.
The hypocrite son of the facist tyrant of high... Jesus of Nazereth?

[HELLISH AUDIENCE]
Jesus, Jesus, what the fuck?
Coming here, push his luck,
Make him wear a thorny crown,
Grab his pants and pull them down!