i have never been normal i love that about myself but when i get into relationships i cant seem to get comfortable enough to talk about one weird quirk, when i masterbate i cant get off the old fashion way of using my hands or even a vibrator i use the pressure of rubbing my self on objects like sheets. i bundle them up under my self and pretty much just dry hump them. now i know i shouldn't, but i feel ashamed and retarded to do so, so much that i cant bring myself to tell anyone let alone by boyfriend he wants to see me masturbate but i don't want to disappoint him. my question is this, am i normal? or am i the only one that does this?

Back when I was younger and had first started masturbating, I didn't have a vibrator yet and didn't know much about my body, so I would use either the sheets or a pillow or even a stuffed animal like you're talking about. I'd put whatever it was underneath me on the bed or on the floor and basically position myself over it and hump it until I came.

I would also lay in the tub on my back with my pussy positioned directly underneath the faucet and turn the warm water on and let it run over my clit.

Either way, I was able to get off. No harm done, and I was learning about my body and what I liked.

Now I have a vibrator. I usually use that or my hands/fingers. But I still just hump the bed sometimes. I'll do that when I'm away from home and forgot to pack my vibrator or something. It's rare that I do it, but it still works.

Thank you for asking this question, I think it's a good one.
I'd like to provide further details but I need to go masturbate now.
I'm not sure how; there may be pillows involved or my couch or a cup of tea.
Mayonaise may enter the picture and there may be a magazine or a sock or
a purple people-eater.
Beads and strings will be optional.
Have a nice day!

i have never been normal i love that about myself but when i get into relationships i cant seem to get comfortable enough to talk about one weird quirk, when i masterbate i cant get off the old fashion way of using my hands or even a vibrator i use the pressure of rubbing my self on objects like sheets. i bundle them up under my self and pretty much just dry hump them. now i know i shouldn't, but i feel ashamed and retarded to do so, so much that i cant bring myself to tell anyone let alone by boyfriend he wants to see me masturbate but i don't want to disappoint him. my question is this, am i normal? or am i the only one that does this?

Loved that you asked your question as it makes me feel a little less abnormal. I must admit that riding the arm of the couch is pretty cool, beads are great and rubbing my tits on the carpet with a water bottle is good. However, long car rides are my favorite. I find something--usually my wallet or tightly rolled towel and ride it while I drive. Be careful driving, but wow--sometimes I have to pull over when I come. I always thought I was weird--haven't shared that with anyone I know.

I think this is probably how most girls start out masturbating. I know that's true for me. Your man doesn't necessarily want to see you get off "traditionally"... I'm sure it's just a major fantasy for him to watch you get yourself off, regardless of how you do it.

Why not? Why worry about what everyone else does? You are not hurting anyone, you found something that works for you, be happy! Tell your friends. Write a blog. Send feedback to sex toy makers, I would think they would be looking for a new 'niche' toy they could market.

I understand you may be embarrassed, heck, I masturbate in what I would consider a 'normal' way, probably not much different than 90% of other guys, yet the first time I did it in front of someone else I was a little reluctant. But that make sense, doesn't it? You are sharing one of the most private things about yourself with someone else, you would be crazy not to be a little self conscious.

CrazyMe, on 22 June 2010 - 09:07 AM, said:

My question is this, am i normal? or am i the only one that does this?

There is no normal when it comes to this stuff. Remember, the average person has one ovary and one testicle. If that is the benchmark, no one is normal.

I'm with backcheck on this one. if it's good for you and hurts nobody, go for it as much as you want! I also had a weird technique in my youth, that almost completely abandonned when i was 18... but i still do it old-fashionned one in a while. Weird because i must be only semi-hard for it to work, and i was lying on my stomach, crossing my bed wich had drawers in it... with a few playboys in it... and then i rub myself until i get a warm, fuzzy, full-body mild orgasm. Not as intense as traditionnal wank, but quicker, more relaxing and less messy.

Thanks for showing me this post, love, it was pretty cool reading other people's replies. I don't care how you get off, whether it's rubbing up on sheets or riding doorknobs or setting my playstation controller to vibrate, I think it's incredibly sexy because it's YOU!

And when I get back from this afghanistan deployment in a few months there's not a thing you can do strange enough to keep me off you. . .