• Even Harry Truman's childhood piano lessons paid off as he serenaded a bunch of Missouri Methodist women at the 1945 Caruthersville County Fair.

So is anyone really surprised by Vladimir Putin's swaggering performance of Fats Domino’s “Blueberry Hill,” which has been witnessed by more than a milllon perplexed viewers since Russia Today posted it online last Saturday?

And so, for your possible listening pleasure, here's Vlad. Be sure to check out the second line of the prime minister's rap at the 2-1/2 minute mark, and tell me he's not singing “We’ll see who the bitch is.”