Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering
courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females
understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is
required.

Combatting Stupidity

You Too Can Do Housework

PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us Credit Cards)

Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am

Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")

Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception

Get A Life - Learn To Cook

How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong

Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

You, The Weaker Sex

Reasons To Give Flowers

How To Stay Awake After Sex

Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom

Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try

The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower

You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please

How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No It's Not A Bidet")

Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit

How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex

Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes

Mother-in-Laws Are People Too

The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous

How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home

You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!

Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary

Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary

You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis

How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom

Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue

Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering
courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and
females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the
following is required.

Combatting The Impulse To Nag

You Can Change The Oil Too

PMS - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's

How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug

We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave
You)

Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness

How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch
Football

Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone
Other Than Him To Boss Around

How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His
Slop