I had a Duke’s of Hazzard lunch box when I was a kid. Even though my lunch box was cool, I was always jealous of my friends Pigs in Space lunch box. I would frequently get an apple and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich for lunch. Somehow the sandwich would always end up under the apple and by lunch time it would only be a millimeter thick.

You can eat glass filled soup if Biff can eat razorblade apples. I love the color of the lava and how it spirals out of the thermos instead of just falling. Plus, the thermos can’t have been all that bad if it kept the lava all molten.

It’s interesting that he can stand in a lava field, as well as contain molten lava in his thermos without his fingernails melting again. Furthermore, how did he get it INTO the thermos? Dip it into the molten lava? And on another note, that’s a reeeeally tiny lunchbox. It’d hold probably one of your single-millimeter sandwiches and nothing else.

The lava samples being poured from Biff’s thermos aren’t the same color as the lava he is standing on. That suggests the lava samples have spoiled and the thermos is indeed faulty. Once again, Biff made the correct choice.

Dragonbrad, to make caffeinated oatmeal, substitute coffee for the water, then prepare as normal. I just put the bowl right in the coffee machine and let the coffee drip into the oats.
Mmmmmm…. caffeinated oatmeal…