Sometimes admitting you missed an opportunity for a gut-busting lampoon is just as funny. Projections show that Linda McMahon, wife of WWE CEO Vince McMahon, will lose her second consecutive bid for a Connecticut Senate seat.

Disappointed that I forgot to spend my day cooking up Linda McMahon/WWE jokes. Sigh.

Be sure to check back. This post will be updated throughout the night with more political comedy on Twitter.

Update:

It's 11:11 p.m. the east coast and they are calling the election for President Obama. There is still one important race that is going down to the wire — the race for the funniest tweet of the night. Some dark horse candidates have been popping up in the past few hours.

The following tweet was approved by Ozzy Osbourne:

In Massachusetts I got to vote in favor of suicide and marijuana. The ballot was like the track list of a Black Sabbath album.

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