We need you, Al Franken!

Al Franken, you have been a reliable and articulate voice of reason in the Senate. Don't leave us. Listen to the little people. There are a lot of us and we don't want to be spoken for this way.

Please don't make a further mockery of the Democratic and bow down to this absurd Victorian double standard. Republicans stand by their rapists and we throw a guy who has occasionally been an idiot under the bus.

This isn't the most elegant of all possible petitions, but, hey, I've got to feed the dogs.