Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...

Friday, March 28, 2014

If This Weren't Friday...

Thank God, it's Friday. If it weren't, I'd be tempted to run with scissors or something. Lord help
me, I was up half the night with ungodly heartburn. I ate lasagna for dinner. It’s bizarre how sometimes it doesn’t bother
me at all and sometimes it tries its damndest to kill me. Last night, the acid pit started roiling
before I’d even finished. There’s no
rhyme or reason to it.

Thankfully,
I’m out of work at noon on Fridays so, after some necessary shopping, I am
destined for a nice long nap. I plan to
do pretty much squat at work today. I’ve
earned it, if you ask me. I’ve had a
very tough week, with little to no assistance from my “assistant.” Shoot, he didn’t even bother to come in
Wednesday. Didn’t bother to call,
either. I’ve already written the ad for
a new person.

I feel like
punishing some Words Gone Wild today. We
haven’t written poetry here in what seems like eons, so I’m thinking that if
you’re game to put these Twisted Linguistics to work and whip them into haiku, go
for it. Or -- you can just define them.

Oh my that is some list there! Yes, it is I come to haunt you. I have been through editing hell (it was a real blooger) but the sequel to Kickshaw Candies is finally out. Stopped by to say hello and bug you for a bit. ;)

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About Me

You can call me "Serena" or SJ or you can just call me Sherry. If you call me anything else, I'll hear about it. Believe it. I write every now and then and I ... read. I love a good mystery/thriller. If it has me up late, double-checking the locks on the doors, it's hit the mark. I want... Well, I'll let you know when I know.
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