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Good god, FFS, WHY do we have to have that talentless excuse plastered over the paper? And more to the point, who really gives a flying f a r t?

She is so far up her own rear-end that even her show laces no longer show!

Good god, FFS, WHY do we have to have that talentless excuse plastered over the paper? And more to the point, who really gives a flying f a r t?
She is so far up her own rear-end that even her show laces no longer show!wsw69

Cars???
She forgot how to turn on a light not that long ago, I can imagine the press interview.
So what did you think of the Lambo?
Wots that then.
The supercar you arrived in.
It's white but would look nicer in pink.
Reporter walks off shaking head.

Cars???
She forgot how to turn on a light not that long ago, I can imagine the press interview.
So what did you think of the Lambo?
Wots that then.
The supercar you arrived in.
It's white but would look nicer in pink.
Reporter walks off shaking head.mr.mark.c

How many times ? Can I suggest the Bolton News, as a so called representative of Bolton people do their bit for the local community and start some sort of Apprenticeship scheme/JobCreation scheme for unemployed young people by advertising for Reporters. The headline stories that are continually being ploughed out is as good as The News of the World in its heyday. Is anybody really bothered what Bolton born Helen Flanagan is up to ? They can read Hello or OK magazines. I'd rather know which Councillors didn't pay their Council Tax or what's happening with Bolton's bent planning application laws or why Keith Davies, Bolton Council's Director of Development and Regeneration still hasn't handed back his honorary directorate from Bolton University for errrr services to the Development and Regeneration of the Town, we're waiting Mr Davies or do you want the publicity of a Social Network petition with all the media coverage that brings ?

How many times ? Can I suggest the Bolton News, as a so called representative of Bolton people do their bit for the local community and start some sort of Apprenticeship scheme/JobCreation scheme for unemployed young people by advertising for Reporters. The headline stories that are continually being ploughed out is as good as The News of the World in its heyday. Is anybody really bothered what Bolton born Helen Flanagan is up to ? They can read Hello or OK magazines. I'd rather know which Councillors didn't pay their Council Tax or what's happening with Bolton's bent planning application laws or why Keith Davies, Bolton Council's Director of Development and Regeneration still hasn't handed back his honorary directorate from Bolton University for errrr services to the Development and Regeneration of the Town, we're waiting Mr Davies or do you want the publicity of a Social Network petition with all the media coverage that brings ?Marzi30

Marzi30 wrote:
How many times ? Can I suggest the Bolton News, as a so called representative of Bolton people do their bit for the local community and start some sort of Apprenticeship scheme/JobCreation scheme for unemployed young people by advertising for Reporters. The headline stories that are continually being ploughed out is as good as The News of the World in its heyday. Is anybody really bothered what Bolton born Helen Flanagan is up to ? They can read Hello or OK magazines. I'd rather know which Councillors didn't pay their Council Tax or what's happening with Bolton's bent planning application laws or why Keith Davies, Bolton Council's Director of Development and Regeneration still hasn't handed back his honorary directorate from Bolton University for errrr services to the Development and Regeneration of the Town, we're waiting Mr Davies or do you want the publicity of a Social Network petition with all the media coverage that brings ?

Well said and spot-on! :-)

[quote][p][bold]Marzi30[/bold] wrote:
How many times ? Can I suggest the Bolton News, as a so called representative of Bolton people do their bit for the local community and start some sort of Apprenticeship scheme/JobCreation scheme for unemployed young people by advertising for Reporters. The headline stories that are continually being ploughed out is as good as The News of the World in its heyday. Is anybody really bothered what Bolton born Helen Flanagan is up to ? They can read Hello or OK magazines. I'd rather know which Councillors didn't pay their Council Tax or what's happening with Bolton's bent planning application laws or why Keith Davies, Bolton Council's Director of Development and Regeneration still hasn't handed back his honorary directorate from Bolton University for errrr services to the Development and Regeneration of the Town, we're waiting Mr Davies or do you want the publicity of a Social Network petition with all the media coverage that brings ?[/p][/quote]Well said and spot-on! :-)wsw69

hal pel wrote:
Helen turned up at the opening of my fridge the other night. I wouldn't mind but I was only getting some milk for my brew.

She turned up to mine and after half hour of her trying to work out if the light stays on I asked her to go.
2 hours later she found the door, I had to sadly tell her that the door was a drawing my child had drawn many years ago using crayons.

[quote][p][bold]hal pel[/bold] wrote:
Helen turned up at the opening of my fridge the other night. I wouldn't mind but I was only getting some milk for my brew.[/p][/quote]She turned up to mine and after half hour of her trying to work out if the light stays on I asked her to go.
2 hours later she found the door, I had to sadly tell her that the door was a drawing my child had drawn many years ago using crayons.mr.mark.c

Marzi30 wrote:
How many times ? Can I suggest the Bolton News, as a so called representative of Bolton people do their bit for the local community and start some sort of Apprenticeship scheme/JobCreation scheme for unemployed young people by advertising for Reporters. The headline stories that are continually being ploughed out is as good as The News of the World in its heyday. Is anybody really bothered what Bolton born Helen Flanagan is up to ? They can read Hello or OK magazines. I'd rather know which Councillors didn't pay their Council Tax or what's happening with Bolton's bent planning application laws or why Keith Davies, Bolton Council's Director of Development and Regeneration still hasn't handed back his honorary directorate from Bolton University for errrr services to the Development and Regeneration of the Town, we're waiting Mr Davies or do you want the publicity of a Social Network petition with all the media coverage that brings ?

Well said and spot-on! :-)

Yes, very well said.
I have no clue who Helen Flanagan is, and care less about car rallies.

Bolton Council, Bolton University. hmm, all seems very cosy. Watch the town get sold off bit by bit. How long before Helen Flanagan gets a honorary doctorate?

whatever a social network petition is, I'll sign it!

[quote][p][bold]wsw69[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Marzi30[/bold] wrote:
How many times ? Can I suggest the Bolton News, as a so called representative of Bolton people do their bit for the local community and start some sort of Apprenticeship scheme/JobCreation scheme for unemployed young people by advertising for Reporters. The headline stories that are continually being ploughed out is as good as The News of the World in its heyday. Is anybody really bothered what Bolton born Helen Flanagan is up to ? They can read Hello or OK magazines. I'd rather know which Councillors didn't pay their Council Tax or what's happening with Bolton's bent planning application laws or why Keith Davies, Bolton Council's Director of Development and Regeneration still hasn't handed back his honorary directorate from Bolton University for errrr services to the Development and Regeneration of the Town, we're waiting Mr Davies or do you want the publicity of a Social Network petition with all the media coverage that brings ?[/p][/quote]Well said and spot-on! :-)[/p][/quote]Yes, very well said.
I have no clue who Helen Flanagan is, and care less about car rallies.
Bolton Council, Bolton University. hmm, all seems very cosy. Watch the town get sold off bit by bit. How long before Helen Flanagan gets a honorary doctorate?
whatever a social network petition is, I'll sign it!metanner

well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)

well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)lv8151

lv8151 wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)

Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.

[quote][p][bold]lv8151[/bold] wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)[/p][/quote]Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.mr.mark.c

lv8151 wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)

Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.

must admit ... i was laughing to myself as i typed ... lol

[quote][p][bold]mr.mark.c[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]lv8151[/bold] wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)[/p][/quote]Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.[/p][/quote]must admit ... i was laughing to myself as i typed ... lollv8151

lv8151 wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)

Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.

must admit ... i was laughing to myself as i typed ... lol

I did wonder lol
As for the other part of your post, I dont think anybody can say that she isnt a very pretty girl , just keep her gob shut :)

[quote][p][bold]lv8151[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]mr.mark.c[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]lv8151[/bold] wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)[/p][/quote]Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.[/p][/quote]must admit ... i was laughing to myself as i typed ... lol[/p][/quote]I did wonder lol
As for the other part of your post, I dont think anybody can say that she isnt a very pretty girl , just keep her gob shut :)mr.mark.c

lv8151 wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)

Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.

must admit ... i was laughing to myself as i typed ... lol

I did wonder lol
As for the other part of your post, I dont think anybody can say that she isnt a very pretty girl , just keep her gob shut :)

you're bob on with that 1 fella :)

[quote][p][bold]mr.mark.c[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]lv8151[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]mr.mark.c[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]lv8151[/bold] wrote:
well done Helen .... i think you're great and we should see a lot more of you on tv .... you're such a bright and beautiful person .... looking forward to your next tv venture .... coming soon i hope :)[/p][/quote]Bright?
Well I suppose the lights are on but there is nobody at home.[/p][/quote]must admit ... i was laughing to myself as i typed ... lol[/p][/quote]I did wonder lol
As for the other part of your post, I dont think anybody can say that she isnt a very pretty girl , just keep her gob shut :)[/p][/quote]you're bob on with that 1 fella :)lv8151