One day I'll read Proust.I can look at a map for hours, yes I can. I do love maps.My sports life was a failure, I broke my knee just before taking the judo black belt exam. Then I became a punk, but it's over now.I like to get out of a metro station I'm not familiar with and try to get lost.I make lists for everything, very structuring indeed.I harbour a hatred for hedgehopping pigeons. They're ok when on the ground.I like to make remixes for friends. Yes I make music.I am fascinated with illuminated pharmacy signs, they might be gates to greater knowledge, I'll have to investigate further into that.I have to go to Le Louvre sometimes, it magnetizes me. So peaceful. And it smells wood wax too.I've just started trying to learn the piano on a Yamaha P-70, and yes, they were right : it's not easy.I once decided I would try every ping pong table in Paris parks. But I didn't.I'm a compulsive downloader, and I feel no shame, but I'll have to open a breach in the space–time continuum to get to listen to all that music and watch all thoses films.I didn't lie about my age but I look a bit younger. I should have lied.On the streets I often mistake some people for being my cadet brother, but they are just look-alikes ; what can this possibly mean ?I have a daily libido peak between 15:30 and 16:00. Do you too ?Yes, one day I'll read Proust.