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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut ...

I always knew the peeps were nuttier than a fruitcake. When I bite into them—and you know I LOVE to bite into them—I can taste the peanutty goodness. It's almost like biting into a Snickers bar. I mean who else keeps Christmas lights up in the kitchen all year long—and lights them? I got my proof when I overheard a conversation they were having the other day. I added some translation and comments because this IS my blog after all.

What's this the peeps are talking about? Gotta hear this!

TW: I'm going to Whole Foods tomorrow. Do you need anything? (CK: So far, so good.)

TW: Oh, you must be talking about a Nutti (sic) Pot. I have one I could give you because I haven't used it in a while. (CK: Of course not, your nutty quotient is high enough without you using it.)

Pop: You heard of them? (CK: Poor Pop is always the last to know anything but it this case, it's a good thing.)

CK: Why wouldn't she? Has there EVER been anything strange that she HASN'T heard of? THAT would be news. Ask her if she's heard of dust rags or bathroom cleanser!

TW: Jessica told me about them last year. I bought it in [big chain drugstore]. (CK: Uh huh. She's trying to appear normal but Pop and I know better.)

Pop: I thought it was something that you had to buy in one of those natural places. (CK: You must mean those voodoo places she goes to.)

TW: Believe it or not, they're very mainstream now. You can buy them in any drugstore. (CK: Try to talk yourself into that, woman. You know what else is mainstream? CLEANING MY LITTER BOX!!!!)

You heard it here first. The peeps have a Nutti Pot. Next thing you know, they're going to have a big orange rock that lights up. Oh wait, they already have a big orange rock that lights up. Never mind.

Oh my stars! Mom says she loves the big orange rock that lights up! Of course, she has a lava lamp that belonged to her mom. Oh yeah, she has a Netti pot too. She hasn't used it though. She's afraid she'll drowned herself. MOL!!!!

Hi CK!! I am Samantha from the Tuxedo Gang and Sanjee said you would like to be a Tuxedo Gang Member!! Can I use a picture from your Blog or do you want to send me one!! I will post your picture on the Tuxedo Gang Hideout with a link back to your post this Tuesday! Welcome!Samantha & The Tuxedo Gang

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