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Part 20

WHY?! There's nothing there! Nothing but guards and more guards! I like killing people as much as the next sociopath, but we have better things to do!

There's apparently a bunch of people hanging around who do nothing in this game. Albert is talking to them.

GOD DAMN IT NO!

LISTEN TO HER, YOU STUPID COW! STOP MAKING ME HAVE TO KILL THINGS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BREATHE!

Bullshit

It's the sounds of plot exposition!

I'm sure that won't be important any time soon.

Wh-what? Why? Because you two were gossiping? Don't you think that's a little harsh?

That sounds like a fun job. Heal worthless dregs just enough to send them back out to war.

Private Ashley.

Nobody said she had to destroy it

Pha·lan·gist
n.

(Zoöl.) Any arboreal marsupial of the genus Phalangista. The vulpine phalangist (P. vulpina) is the largest species, the full grown male being about two and a half feet long. It has a large bushy tail. Cool as a cucumber.

I never want to see or hear the phrase "top-heavy geek" again. Not even if it's referring to a girl.

New TRAP! It's going to be used to blow up barrels, and that's about it.

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