Michael Christmas - Dr. Christmas, M.D. Lyrics

You catch the back side of my hand because the front for masturbating
If I was a doctor I would never have no patients
Catch me playing Operation
Hands shaking like (AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH) {2x}

[Verse 1]

Scrub the scrubs, rub a dub, rent a rub and tug
I can get offensive, like magic with the run and fun
Walk up in your party break a vase and that shit one of one
If she choke I give her mouth to mouth then give her nuts to tongue
Hypocritical my hippocratic oath
Told me don't get high before the surgery, I laughed and smoked
Told me he had cancer, had to pass the dope
Paging doctor Christmas where you get the mega phone
Talking shit with my niggas, feeling up on these nurses
Roy in the back with the big ass speakers
Wake the patient up cuz we turning up
Now the hospital burning up
Medical send them curtains up
Beat my dick in the bathroom to a Greys anatomy chat room
I give up, shit too easy, being a doctor not for me
Go back to rapping back to sleep, I'm taking shots out that IV
Swear I never won a game of operation in my life
I operate around this shit like I was Clooney with the knife

[Hook]

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[Verse 2]

Talking to your bitch, Dr. Dolittle
Used the jar of condoms up and I was sposed to give em
Selling the prescription pad a dollar for a strip
And had the head doctor do a pirouette she started stripping
Steal the bud up out the lab, have the vet give me a shot
Cuz I'm a mothafucking dog, dirty nigga y'all forgot?
Oh goddamn, I'll remind you, masturbate inside your finest china
Finer rhymers never been discovered, play Alzheimer's
Right up under nurses skirt like I done dropped my hat Fresh Prince
Doodle how I feel I drew a pair of tits, hint hint
Sponge bath got too cold my dick done started to shrink, therapist
I must be old and dirty cuz the shit wasn't embarrassing
Dr. Christmas, and patient Bob Hannukah
The most fun somebody ever had in a hospital
Is this art, I'm old and blind
Grab behinds, past my time, when I rhyme