Understanding the Weiner Campaign Breakdown in 5 F*cking Profanities

By
Michelle Ruiz

Jul 31, 2013

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1. "Stupid f*cking intern"—And the first f*ck is dropped! This is how Weiner's communications director Barbara Morgan (above, right) described college student Olivia Nuzzi, a recent Weiner intern who quit and proceeded to takedown the campaign on the cover of the New York Daily News. "I'm dealing with like stupid f*cking interns who make it on to the cover of the Daily News even though they signed NDAs and/or they proceeded to trash me," Morgan ranted to Talking Points Memo. According to Nuzzi's story, Weiner campaign staffers were a bunch of amateurs who only signed on to get close to Huma Abedin (in hopes of inching toward Hillary Clinton) but after Carlos Danger's latest sexting scandal, at least six staffers have peaced.

2. "F*cking slutbag"—Morgan's poetic way of describing Nuzzi's photo on the NYDN cover. Yes, Nuzzi is a pretty blonde girl with high cheekbones who clearly had her makeup done for this fleeting moment of fame. But according to Morgan, this means she's sexually promiscuous: "Fucking slutbag. Nice fucking glamour shot on the cover of the Daily News. Man, see if you ever get a job in this town again," she spewed to TPM. We're thinking neither one of them may gets jobs in this town again?

3. "F*cking twat"—So people are still using "twat?" Morgan employed this vintage burn to convey to TPM's Hunter Walker that Nuzzi was a sh*tty intern who barely showed up to work during her four-week stint. "It's all bullshit," Morgan said of Nuzzi's criticism of the Weiner staff. "I mean, it's such bullshit. She could f*cking — f*cking twat."

4. "Little c*nt"—Oh snap. Yes, Morgan is comfy with the c-word, particularly when it came to Nuzzi's personal insult that Morgan had a crappy resumé. "She had the f*cking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, 'His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey," Morgan said. "You know what? Fuck you, you little c*nt. I'm not joking, I am going to sue her." Actually, after TPM ran Morgan's comments, she, like, claimed that she thought they were, like, off the record, and, like, apologized to Nuzzi.

5. "Needy little bitch:" Bonus burn! While Morgan was trashing Nuzzi, Weiner sexting partner Sydney Leathers appeared on Howard Stern's radio show to talk about how pathetic Carlos Danger was, and why she stopped sending him butt selfies and pictures of her stilettos. "It was like a teenage boy," she said of Weiner. "He was just this needy little bitch, basically."

Cosmo bitches, what the f*ck do you think about all of the Weiner campaign craziness in the last day?