NEWS FLASH: Rooster Proves Evolution Exists

Some say this was karmic retribution. Not so! This is irrefutable proof of the existence of evolution.

Take that, Evangelical Christian Right Wing Nuts!

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, California, was killed by his own rooster recently. The bird was armed with special cockfighting knives that caused the fatal leg wound.

Mr. Ochoa was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in Tulare County California on Jan. 30 according to the coroner. He had been stabbed in the calf by a rooster armed with a blade attached to the rooster’s leg, which sliced into his calf, causing the “sharp force injury” cited in the autopsy report.

He was cited and fined in 2010 for participating in cockfighting. A second offense would have been a felony. So, he had fair warning. Not a Noob in his chosen hobby.

Thus, we have yet another ignorant human being coming to a ridiculous end. Less left to reproduce. Strengthens the gene pool.

Killed by a chicken that you DIDN’T eat. Yep, sharpest knife in the drawer.