Jessica Beinecke, a 24 year old Ohio native who speaks fluent Mandarin, teaches Chinese speakers how to use American slang on her YouTube channel OMG Meiyu. Highlights include “Totes magotes!!” and “You’re such a PEACH!.”

Remember Faris? The four-year-old who was adorably shocked to learn the true nature of Luke and Vader’s relationship? Well, it turns out Faris was caught on tape reacting to several other famous film twists.

Though it’s difficult to understand what, exactly, is being said and disappointing how, exactly, they back away from the brink without resorting to violence, it’s oddly mesmerizing to see Chinese get in the wrong Brawl Dutch’s face.