This Trick Will Probably – No, Definitely – Work To Get Rid Of Creeps At The Club

I was out with friends in Atlantic City, which is probably the best place to go if you’re trying to get creeped on. Since the pregame got a little rowdy for my sister, Chrissy, I decided to lay low the rest of the night and make sure she didn’t die. Somewhere along the way, a guy started talking to me. I wasn’t interested and tried to excuse myself several times without him getting the hint. Eventually I pulled Chrissy to my side to explain that she was my cousin visiting from the Netherlands. “See, she’s Dutch and doesn’t know anyone so I have to look out for her,” I said.

In her drunken state, Chrissy started pretending to sign. I subtly tried to tell her I said she was Dutch, not deaf, but she insisted she “got this.” Read more on College Candy…