When We Say ‘Epic Police Chase,’ This Probably Isn’t What You Picture

Look out, Clarksville, Indiana! There’s a rather “fowl” assailant on a loose.

After forgetful his keys during work, Detective Hall attempted to re-enter a Clarksville Police Department — large mistake! As a building’s confidence footage shows, he was pounded by a infamous Canadian goose. Did he put one of a goose’s family members behind bars? Forget to pointer off on his parole? Set him adult on a sting? The universe might never know.

I consider we mislaid a battle, Detective Hall.

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Hilariously enough, internal landscapers have also reported attacks by Canadian geese. Be careful, Clarksville! And be certain to share this video with your friends and family.