the 1,002nd use of Duct Tape

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the 1,002nd use of Duct Tape

"Daddy is recovering from the injuries inflicted by Mommy. Doctor's say Daddy won't have much of a speech impediment and might walk again in a couple of years but if I want a little brother or sister they may have to adopt. On the legal front, the DA after watching the evidende, refused to press charges against Mommy."

Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .

"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."