Authorities say New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was driven to a Florida massage parlor in a chauffeured Bentley and engaged in sex acts on the morning of the AFC Championship Game. They say it was his second visit in less than 24 hours. apne.ws/rZpe2s3

That’s a hell of a day, right? Start it off by getting a rub and tug in West Palm Beach and finish it by watching your team (literally) win the AFC championship game in Kansas City. Friggin rich people.

The maximum penalty for Kraft’s alleged crimes is up to a year in prison, a mandatory $5,000 fine and 100 hours of community service per charge, plus enrolling in an educational course on prostitution and human trafficking.