My stance on things with my wife is that I won't ask her to do anything I am not willing to do/have done. This made for an interesting day when we bought a home waxing kit from Sally's. Hers went pretty well - I learned that the immediate pressure after ripping is key. When it was my turn - I screamed like a little girl. Not sposed to see blood on my balls! That was one of the single worst ideas I have had!! Now she is understanding and just asks me to shave instead - I was willing and that was good enough in her book!

mzfit wrote:My stance on things with my wife is that I won't ask her to do anything I am not willing to do/have done. This made for an interesting day when we bought a home waxing kit from Sally's. Hers went pretty well - I learned that the immediate pressure after ripping is key. When it was my turn - I screamed like a little girl. Not sposed to see blood on my balls! That was one of the single worst ideas I have had!! Now she is understanding and just asks me to shave instead - I was willing and that was good enough in her book!

This made my day.

Did you really think it could have ended any differently?

Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

Generational TMI observations: I'm noticing some of my hair is getting longer, it is less curly as I age. That takes a gentle scissor/comb trimming. Things aren't as taut as they used to be, I don't trust sharp things there without a comb between blade and flesh. And I have two funny little bald spots on the sides. I think the hair is turning grey too. I'm just happy to be getting enough action to notice what's down there in detail.

Well its a guy thing to laugh at testicular misfortune (while cringing).

If it makes you feel any better: while employed as a painter, the new guy asked how he could renove the (oil based) paint from his skin. We pointed him at the mineral spirits without a second thought.

Apparently he had gotten paint on his balls, and after emerging from the bathroom he spent the rest of the day and from what I understand all nght with his balls resting on a bag of ice.

Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

While just about any color would all have been funnier, we were prepping a rental apartment and it was a pale beige if I recall correctly.

Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

I've read through this read from the beginning, and I have to finally comment, I have never laffed so hard as I have reading all your comments!

I can understand men not wanting to wax the ol' oysters...way too sensitive an area, shaving is the better idea. But waxing the upper parts should hurt some, but not much. Just trim the hair to about a 1/4 in or a bit more before waxing, and exfoliate the area to be waxed. A lot of kits come with a pre-numbing lotion or a cooling after-wax lotion. Go to a beauty supply shop for a brazilian wax kit also.

Ok, my 2c.

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

mzfit wrote:My stance on things with my wife is that I won't ask her to do anything I am not willing to do/have done. This made for an interesting day when we bought a home waxing kit from Sally's. Hers went pretty well - I learned that the immediate pressure after ripping is key. When it was my turn - I screamed like a little girl. Not sposed to see blood on my balls! That was one of the single worst ideas I have had!! Now she is understanding and just asks me to shave instead - I was willing and that was good enough in her book!

Oh, Mzfit, I will not be able to look you in the eye next time I see you.

Without giggling.

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mzfit wrote:My stance on things with my wife is that I won't ask her to do anything I am not willing to do/have done. This made for an interesting day when we bought a home waxing kit from Sally's. Hers went pretty well - I learned that the immediate pressure after ripping is key. When it was my turn - I screamed like a little girl. Not sposed to see blood on my balls! That was one of the single worst ideas I have had!! Now she is understanding and just asks me to shave instead - I was willing and that was good enough in her book!

Oh, Mzfit, I will not be able to look you in the eye next time I see you.

Without giggling.

+1

Burning Man isn't about the stuff you see when you get there ....it's about the people that brought that stuff there

I was quite lucky to find a hairy beast man who barely notices the body hair I'm able to produce. This has allowed me to continue being completely lackadaisical about my hair removal without having to tell him why he's being a bitch for complaining about it in the first place. But I must admit that nothing beats the feeling of a completely unencumbered tongue all over my freshly shaved lady parts.

I thought about getting some laser hair removal in strategic areas just because I love it so but then, I wonder, would that make it seem less special?

stinkyfoot wrote:I was quite lucky to find a hairy beast man who barely notices the body hair I'm able to produce. This has allowed me to continue being completely lackadaisical about my hair removal without having to tell him why he's being a bitch for complaining about it in the first place. But I must admit that nothing beats the feeling of a completely unencumbered tongue all over my freshly shaved lady parts.

I thought about getting some laser hair removal in strategic areas just because I love it so but then, I wonder, would that make it seem less special?

Fur is AWESOME! Grow it out!

He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, painted in hot pants. - SavannahPropane ToysHow to do it wrong:

Jar Jar Sith Lord.Odd. No bears in the dump. Oh well, lets go across the road & pick blueberries..... but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

Dick kinda missed me by several decades. I've been shaving since my teens. I tried letting it grow my first year and got the crunchies. Eew. I don't need shade that bad. This year I got a brand new hernia scar. Like a frankenstein...or an Igor. I asked my doctor to match it up with my other side, but he missed it by an inch. Lopsided smiley. One suggestion: be sober when you shave your balls. Trust me.TMI?

"There is nothing so over-estimated as a piece of ass, and nothing so under-estimated as a good and greasy shit." Boneman Johnson