Nice! But I like my furries to have "minimal" fur once they get in the bed.

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

Nice! But I like my furries to have "minimal" fur once they get in the bed.

I miss out on all the good conversations. Good thing I got plenty of members around here that think the way I do.

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

The Autobots were holding a charity car wash for all of us dirty Decepticons but the only one of us that could fit inside was Rumble....

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

don't worry Sinna, we are a bunch of filthy Decepticons around here. But you will be safe. We are respectful just as much as we area filthy

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

I think most of us on here have mates already...luckily they haven't become members yet.

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

If anybody disrespects you in any way please let us (admin) know. Disrespect is not allowed in the Lair.

Poking fun and insulting in a fun way is what we do best. If we don't poke fun and tease, there is something wrong.

But we don't diss.

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

Galvatron wrote:Just a few more days and we will have a new POST WHORE for February

Agreed. Sinna's already passed SOP for 2nd place this week (not this month) in post count. She'll be on the blackboard come next thread at this rate! Better get your whoring in early fellow Lair members! February is the shortest month of the year, so don't let it catch you slipping.

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_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

Just checked the forum statistics and we have 5 members that will make the cut so far this month. But the drop from 5th to 6th place is staggering...Just a reminder to keep the whoring at a quality level folks. Anyone can register here and post useless dribble that adds nothing to the conversation at hand. It takes a real savvy, sharp minded individual to stay relevant to the topic at hand while adding their own flare or twisted sense of humor in the process. Having fun and making others laugh is the key ingredient to this forum, but sometimes you may not be as funny as you think you are (myself included).

_________________"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari

Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOTI'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOPIt's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGEhas anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE