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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
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September 9, 2005
The Top 8 Chapters in Hollywood for Dummies (Pt. 2)
8. If You Are a Theater Usher, You Are NOT In The Business
7. Covering Your Porn Tracks
6. When In Doubt, Remake
5. How To Spot An Adam's Apple In A Dark Alley
4. Creative Financing, or, Are Eleven Production Entities Too
Many?
3. The Art Of The Spin: When Is A Flop Not Really A Flop?
2. Home Movies: How To Turn Shaky, Amateurly-Acted, Pretentious
Digital Crap Into A Jury Prize Winner
and the Number 1 Chapter in Hollywood for Dummies...
1. Lewinsky Your Way To A Speaking Role
[ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ]
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