As promised, Maria Sharapova shunned the traditional flattering tennis dress in favor of extremely ugly shorts at Wimbledon yesterday. She paired it with a tuxedo-inspired top because, hey, Wimbledon's dressy and shit. From the

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06.25.08 at 11:00 am

Enrico Pallazzo

Disgusting. She looks like she's off to christen Judge Smails' new sailboat.

06.25.08 at 11:05 am

swanychitown

Well I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say I truely hope she has the matching grannie panties to complete the ensembal [sarcasm]. I'm going to NOT beat the meat to this shit… Ever… I've lost all respect for you Maria, how could you do this to me?

06.25.08 at 11:06 am

Grimey

From the looks of that picture, I'd say Maria is a spitter

06.25.08 at 11:11 am

Alex

She'd look better in a flesh tuxedo.

Then I could sink her with my pink torpedo.

06.25.08 at 11:34 am

hardawayhatesyou

Breast implants would make those shorts look a lot better.

06.25.08 at 11:35 am

panatv221

I love me some Sharapov!!!!

06.25.08 at 11:35 am

panatv221

Sharapova too

06.25.08 at 11:58 am

winston b mcpotsworthy

@ Grimey

Agreed! Ungrateful skank.

06.25.08 at 12:02 pm

rv

ill bet its all that fucking billie jean kings fault. that man hating dyke has ruined alot of good shit for us.

06.25.08 at 12:49 pm

WhyDoYouAsk

If she keeps this up, I'm gonna stop stalking admiring her.

06.25.08 at 12:52 pm

King Jeremy the Wicked

man, if you gave a top hat, cane, and monocle, she would look just like Mr. Peanut.

06.25.08 at 12:53 pm

King Jeremy the Wicked

gave her, i meant.

06.25.08 at 1:49 pm

LordZnot

Pay more attention to winning then your fucking wardrobe you dumb c**t