Big Ben unveils beard consisting entirely of teammate pubes

Ben Roethlisberger's wrangly beard is pretty much 16 shades of a hangover dump, and the red pube explosion taking over the inner perimeter of his face is damn close to gaining majority control of his ernormous head. He'd look far less offensive with Twizzlers and Fun Dip sticks adhered to his face.

Let's hope Big Ben comes to his senses and makes said change before game time.