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22 thoughts on “Oops, I Crapped My Pants”

Grit, hard work, blue-collar…oh, yes, we can’t do a story without those. You might also say he’s going to be the first to arrive at the pants-crapping court, and the last one to leave… or that he really leads by example in pants-crapping, his teammates all respect the way he craps his pants, and he will always crap his pants the same way no matter how much media attention he gets.

(Also, I think that headline “Why the Top Seeds Dominated the Brackets” is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen today. Do you suppose they dominated the brackets because, oh I don’t know…they’re the top fucking seeds??)

Oh, and “blue collar” my ass. His dad is freakin’ DOCTOR who built a house with a complete fitness center and indoor basketball court so that “Psycho T” and Ben didn’t have to practice or work out with the Poplar Bluff riff-raff.

Thank you Andie for providing me w/endless hilarity today. Everytime I’ve heard someone today slurping him, I mentally add “pooping his pants” and nearly do so myself laughing. It is going to be a fun weekend1 :)

I wonder if he craped a big one when he first saw the gigantic Kenny George. Tyler looked scared shitless as he had to face the 7’8 380lb giant. tyler looked absolutly tiny next to the giant. If the giant had caught Tyler when he went up to dunk I think he would have squeezed the crap right out of Tyler Hansbrough.