CROCHET 'N' MORENEWSLETTERVolume VII, Issue NO. 4
February 29, 2004

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You have heard that it was said, "YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR, and hate your enemy." But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you in order that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.

Matthew 5:43-45

And He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation. He who has believed and has been baptized shall be saved; but he who has disbelieved shall be condemned.

Mark 16:15-16

Therefore we do not lose heart, but though our outer man is decaying, yet our inner man is being renewed day by day. For momentary, light affliction is producing for us an eternal weight of glory far beyond all comparison, while we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen; for the things which are seen are temporal, but the things which are not seen are eternal.

2 Corinthians 4:16-18

And behold, a certain lawyer stood up and put Him to the test, saying, "Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?" And He said to him, "What is written in the Law? How does it read to you?" And he answered and said, "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind; and your neighbor as yourself." And He said to him, "You have answered correctly; do this, and you will live."

Luke 10:25-28

"IF YOU MAKE ROOM FOR JESUS IN YOUR HEART,
HE WILL MAKE ROOM FOR YOU IN HEAVEN."

The number of squares you need for an afghan depends on how large of an afghan you want.Just measure one of the squares and do the following:If the finished square is 6" x6" and you want a blanket that is 60" x 60"then you need to make the project 10 squares x 10 squares. Keep in mind that joining
the squares will increase the size a bit.

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF STITCHES TO FEATURE!
If you have a stitch or tip you'd like to see here drop us a line and include "STITCH/TIP" as the subject.Please include your name and/or state of residence if you'd like to be recognized for your submission.

I haven't made the sweater yet, but I plan to make several. For those of you who love to crochet and have completed your dog's wardrobe, how about making some more to donate to your local Humane Society or Shelter for those little guys who are awaiting adoption? Yarn must be machine washable and dryable.

I wanted to thank you for the adorable sweater pattern! I made one over the weekend for my Boston Terrier, Simon. We often have a hard time with store-made sweaters fitting because Bostons have such a deep chest. But yours fit perfectly! I ran out and bought a couple more skeins of yarn so I can make him a few more! I cant wait to try the patriotic one too!

Stacie
Columbus, OH

GOSH, THANK U SO MUCH FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO DO MORE THAN THE HALF SHELL STITCH= U ARE ALL A BLESSING TO ME AND MANY OTHERS
OPAL HOOKS

RE: Thank you and need assistance

Hi Lisa,
My name is Dolores and I live in New Jersey. I would like to say
thank you for such an enjoyable site. It has been very helpful in
teaching me how to read directions. I saw a very pretty dolphin afghan
on your site that I would like to try to make for my daughter. I don't
understand what is meant by carry the unused color to the position you
will need it on the next row. Can you help me?
Again thank you and may God bless you as you exalt Him by having such a
wonderful site. What a blessing.
Dolores

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Hi Dolores:

You're very welcome and thank you for such a nice
compliment. I'm glad to know the information I've
included in my website is helpful to others.

You can carry unused colors and pick them back up
when needed. Carrying a color simply means you lay
the unused color along the top of the stitches and work
over it.

I am a Christian. Our ladies group starting meeting in September 2003 to crochet afghans and make quilts for the local nursing home. I never had any desire to crochet, however, I joined the ladies group. One night at the ladies meeting I decided I was going to learn this hobby. I tried and tried and tried,however, I got totally frustated and threw it across the table 3 times!! To make a long story short I have now crocheted 15 tobaggans, 1 baby afghan and 7 headbands!! JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!! My husband Bobby loves going to the craft dept now looking for yarn. Love looking at pattern page. Thank you

suzie facemire

I am a Christian. I just learned how to crochet this past November '03. As a child my grandmother would crochet clothes for my Barbie Dolls, I never really appreciated her hard work. I have completed 4 scarfs and currently working on an afghan for a soon to arrive great-niece. I'm looking forward to receiving your newsletter with many helpful tips. As soon as I build up some speed and learn a few more stitches I would like to get involved in a local group that makes items for a hospital nursery. Thank you!! Marie Werle

Im new to this site. And its quickly becoming my faviort. Thanks.
Gloria Chase

:) Yes, I agree. Thank you very much for all the work you put into this page. You have helped so many people learn a new skill that they will probably teach to someone else in return. I'm sure you've made many people happy.

Julie

GOSH, THANK U SO MUCH FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO DO MORE THAN THE HALF SHELL STITCH= U ARE ALL A BLESSING TO ME AND MANY OTHERS

Hello! My name is Marie Carroll and I crochet
beautiful baby sweater sets that include: sweater, hat, mittens and booties
in many different colors, styles and sizes from premie to 3T. The set costs
20 US dollars plus 5$ for s/h and will be send via
First Class US mail, upon receipt of check or money order. I also make custom
orders for an extra 5 dollars and a week to prepare. Please check out my webpage:
http://sewcrochetions.com/ to view pics of some of the sets I have.
Also contact me at: prussruss12@netzero.com
for any questions. I also have lovely crib dolls that are 6 dollars and 1 dollar
s/h, completley washable/dryable and all of my items are safe and durable. Thank
you.

Do you have a crochet pet peeve?
Somethingyou dislike about patterns, or a certain stitch?Now's the time to air them!
Send your petpeeve to Cylinda at Crochet Memories! Click below to send an e-mail including your pet peeve:cylinda@crochetmemories.com

* My Pet Peeve:By Cylinda Mathews

My personal pet peeve is to find an error at the very end of
a big pattern. About 6years ago, I chose a lovely tableclothpattern from either a Magic or DecorativeCrochet magazine
to make for my mom.On the last two rnds, after months ofworking on this cloth, I found an error.Because these patterns
are in symbolcrochet, and the edge of the cloth washidden in
the picture, I had to design myown edging. My other pet peeve
is anerror at the very beginning. If you can'tfigure it out, or
contact the designer, youcan't even begin!

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Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the fibula?A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?A: Nearby.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a quarter," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Fifteen cents," answered the vendor.

"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. Goldberg.

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?"

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

10) "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"

9) "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin..."

8) "The GOOD news is... you have termites."

7) "Do you happen to have a large net?"

6) "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."

5) "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me."

4) "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

3) "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today."

2) "Duck!"

1) "Shazbot! I accidentally killed Mindy!"

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.

Recently my husband Dave wandered off in search of the men's room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the other was designated "Cactus." Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. "Excuse me; I need to use the restroom," Dave said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?"

"Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked "Men."

"Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story.

After the services I stopped to talk to them, and as they were saying goodbye I teased, "Be careful going up that hill! But you must get that all the time."

They smiled politely but said nothing. After they left, my husband asked, "What was that all about?"

"Jack and Jill. Up the hill. Remember?" I said.

"Yes, but what does that have to do with," he pointed to the couple, "Dick and Jane?"

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"

The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?," he said.

"Then I'll come home and eat!," bravely declared the child.

"And what if you run out of money?"

"I will come home and get some!," readily replied the child.

The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?"

"Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply.

The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid is not running away from home; he's going off to college."

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said,

"If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward..."

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial."