Three Views On David Cameron & the Tories

Our correspondent has picked what he thought to be the best three answers in the mail bag in response to the question: "What do you really think of David Cameron & the Tory Party" as posed in the 'Upper Grunge Gazette' last week.

From: Sir Gay W Eekend - KnightsbridgeInchcock,David is doing a fine job in sorting out the horrendous mess left by Gordon Brown's shambolic collection of communist and proletariat supporting morons.

David and I were at Eton with Willy Hague, and we had many a weekend liaison in the village hotel, where we designed our plans for the future of the nation, combining and inspecting each of our personal facets in regard to coming to many agreeable and pleasurable conclusions.

From: Ben E Fitbod - Sewer Lane, CatfordTo Inchcock,Ow wood he like to try an live on £90 pound a weak? Hes a rich snob whos dad an mum dun everything to help him, and he went to eton dint he? Now hes freatening to make the long term umumpl... umimpl... unemlpo..., out of work foke go to work. he wants (@{xD&ing. lets get harold WilSon baCK Soon.

From: L I Beral - BrentfordDear Inchcock,Naturally, as my party the Lib-Dems, are currently sharing power with the Tories, my own views will have to be diluted to avoid any conflict from breaking out within this magnificent Coalition Government.

The quote that Lib-Dem's are conservatives who haven't been mugged yet is not applicable here.

It was the handsome, caring, well endowed Nick Clegg who said: "If change is what you want, don't let anything or anyone stand in your way - (like selling-out your party?)

And William Hague said: "We're not looking for tax rises... Why think of tax rises we don't need? VAT?