A much more efficient, erotic, and insane way to find a lost pet.

The Autumn-weather roadside bikini, the hunger strike, and the sign equating the return of her Chihuahua to the removal of U.S. troops from Iraq are all great pet-finding ideas, but we still think she's holding back. Has she considered an impromptu Jello wrestling event on a freeway median strip, for example, or does she not love her lost dog enough? Still, we're betting this stunt will work out a lot better than when we went door-to-door in a Speedo asking if anyone had seen our Dachshund.