REVELATIONS

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Quiboloy Goes Green
In front of his loyal followers, religious cult leader Pastor Apollo Quiboloy revealed, “the Almighty Father has appointed the president for this nation, Gilbert Teodoro…” eliciting condemnation from saints and angels who insist that the law bars the Almighty Father from making appointments during the election period.

Speaking before his flock at the “Kingdom of Jesus Christ: The Name Above Every Name” compound in Catitipan, Davao City, religious cult leader Apollo Quiboloy said that “the Almighty Father has appointed the president for this nation (and) he is no other than Gilbert ‘Gibo’ Teodoro.” At press time though, the Almighty Father has yet to confirm Quiboloy’s claim.

This just in! Minutes after Apollo Quiboloy announced his “chosen one,” another presidential candidate issued a statement thanking the religious leader. It turned out though that the candidate was misinformed by a supporter. Nagkamali ng dinig ang supporter ni candidate. Sa halip na Gibô, ang dinig niya Tibô!

Religious cult leader Apollo C. Quiboloy has endorsed Gilbert Teodoro. The El Shaddai Movement is reportedly endorsing Manny Villar, while the Iglesia ni Cristo is said to be endorsing Noynoy Aquino. Last week, the CBCP picked JC De Los Reyes over his rivals. Rumors say a displeased Richard Gordon is seeking a TRO against religious endorsements.

Tears for Fears & Politics
Did you know what happened at the concert of Tears for Fears the other night at the Araneta Coliseum? The pop rock duo got the loudest cheers; Korina Sanchez got the loudest boos.

In case you didn’t know, TV host Korina Sanchez got booed twice by the thousands of people in attendance at the concert of Tears for Fears last Sunday. According to witnesses, shortly after the duo’s last song, people requested for an encore and shouted ‘More! More!’ When Korina was projected on the huge video wall, she flashed a Laban sign, and shouted, ‘Mar! Mar!”

Binay’s Climb
Following his surge in the latest surveys, vice presidential candidate Jejomar Binay says Mar Roxas is now in “panic mode.” The Roxas camp is reportedly so alarmed by Binay’s numbers, Korina Sanchez was forced to campaign during the Tears for Fears concert.

Last week, outgoing Makati City mayor Jejomar Binay admitted he had an extramarital affair that almost cost him his marriage to Dr. Elenita Binay. The romance didn’t last long because the mistress rejected Binay’s proposed 24-year affair.

Photos of outgoing Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay and his alleged mistress circulated on the Internet last week. The vice presidential dark horse called it black propaganda.

Si Gibo nga medyo uneasy. Pero since matalino, mabait at madiplomasiya, instead na mapa-what-and-why-exagg-, eto na lang ang mga katagang binitawan nya, “If this were only an ordinary race, I could have jumped with joy, but we are talking about the lives of millions of Filipinos. I am humbled by the trust and the gravity of the responsibility.” Graveeh, winner talaga, pareho kayo ng presidente ko Mr PH, pang Ms U ang mga lines. 😉

last week, kris said that they were waiting for three big
groups to endorse noynoy for a clinch to victory, quiboloy
already went for gilbert, i’ve read somewhere that el shaddai
is not endorsing anyone, two down and one to go, isn’t
kris now praying to the high heavens for the iglesia’s votes?

estimated to be at 5-8 Million solid votes, only the INC among these religious groups can really deliver.

am not surprised with Noynoy as their choice. according to the news I read last time, during the snap elections and they were for Marcos, more than half went their own way to vote for Cory. Isa lang ibig sabihin nyan, maka-Cory pala talaga ang Iglesia kahit noon pa.

and for noynoy commanding a 19% lead among other presidential aspirants, with this latest INC dev’t, only a failure of elections can stop him from assuming the highest post in land.

Quiboloy’s statement reminds me of the late Cardinal Sin endorsement of the late Ramon Mitra for president way back in 1992. When Ramos won, Cardinal Sin said that although he endorsed Mitra, he actually voted for Ramos when inside the polling booth.

As for Teodoro, sure…magaling nga magsalita, pero ano naman ang gawa? He led the brat pack (Remulla, Custodio et al) to impeach then SC Chief Justice Hilario Davide. For what? For the simple reason that the SC decided that coconut levy funds are owned by the farmers and not Gibo’s uncle, Danding Cojuangco. Buti na lang, bobo ang magaling at matalinong Gibo…patay yung impeachment case! And you call the guy principled?

At least si Noynoy has the balls to go against Rosales’ Catholic church kahit na mawalan ng boto because he believes that government needs to intervene to curb our runaway population increase. It’s principled stand any way you put it.

I’ll take a “psychiatric case” anytime who might put government to work for the people than an sterling orator/award-winning student who allowed himself to be the primary hitman of Danding Cojuangco and Gloria Arroyo, two icons of greed in Philippine contemporary society.

Call me clueless, but are those picture you posted of Binay and the lady the ones that circulated (I didn’t see them then)? They look so contrived, parang ginawa mo for laughs. I thought the lady was Korina, in fact, and that it was one of your jokes or something. (Sorry Korina, am not insinuating anything, promise)

no, the photos of binay and his mistress were not altered. i don’t even know how to use Photoshop. refer to the photo, it was attributed to a broadsheet where i got it. i just added the words cheesy and eeew.

Truly Gibo’s reply to Quiboly’s endorsement is pang MIss U. Paging Mrs. Araneta maybe u can hire Mr. Gibo as consultant so that at least the contestants we will send to beauty pageants will surely have Galing and Talino.

Gibo was PACKAGED as magaling ang matalino. keyword: PACKAGED.
nagpapaloko kayo sa makinarya ni Puno eh. he as NDCC chair during Pepeng and Ondoy, does anyone remember a particular moment during those times when one says, “Magaling si Gibo?”. NADA. his one moment to show a supposed “kagalingan” went pfffft.

Why not ? The Catholic Church has, time and again, proven itself to be irrelevant. Take, for example, its position on reproductive health, increased sexual assaults committed by Catholic priests, its anti-land redistribution agenda, etc. etc. INC, on the other hand, has shown it can do what it wants to do; it can lead its flock to better economic alternatives, it can empower itself with political clout. I am Catholic but, I hate hypocrisy in my Church.

seems that the black propaganda and paninira thrown at the direction of Noynoy by his competition and their “supporters” have been more positive rather than the opposite. The snowball effect of support has already gained momentum for Noynoy.

5. The election of an weak, incompetent, lazy and waiting-for-inheritance dud is a grave insult to all hardworking Filipinos. We never learn. 6. You do not have to pass laws in order to be a member of Congress. Eskewz me, fiscalizer ako no!

7. You do not have to be mentally fit to be President.

8. In a presidential election, the sales supervisor at Nike beats the CEO of a multi-billion real estate conglomerate, the bar topnotcher and Harvard LLM holder, and the adminstrator of the country’s freeport zone anytime.

9. Your famous mom must die shortly before the election so that you will have a fighting chance of winning it. If you think she will die a long way before elections, put her on cryogenics.

10. We survived 2 years under Erap, almost 10 with Gloria and now potentially another 6 under Aquino? Pinoy are such sadists!

go ahead viva canada, we don’t need Filipino citizens who refuse to help this country in spite of a possible win by Aquino or whoever other than your chosen candidate. By your words alone, you seem not to be committed for the long haul…so talk about taking short cuts huh?

Hay nako. Yellow fanatics can’t defend their Noynoy so they resort to calling others as unpatriotic rather than recognizing the truth that Noynoy is an incompetent nitwit undeserving of the highest post in the country.