I can't spend it with my girlfriend this year, but I did send her a funny e-card. It's always nice to get IMs like this: "I made a girlie squeel like noise when i opened my inbox and saw I had a card from you"

Now that's a good reaction.

-Jag

(edited by Jaguar on 14.2.04 1311)"I'm going to go now and demand beer money from my representative. We simply must deal with the problem of my sobriety." - PalpatineW

It's funny, my wife has to put the Sunday paper to bed and so wont be home til late. The hilarious part is she is doing a feature on a local tag team performing tonight for the Bad Boys of Wrestling. What's funny? She hates wrestling and the fact I watch it but is fascinated by this story.

Here's (kazbar.net) a restaurant catering to all the rest of us. Unfortunately, all my foodie friends are all pair-bonded at the moment...

(That '00 Bonny Doon Heart of Darkness is really good, & has a most excellent label (bonnydoonvineyard.com)! I've never been to the vineyard, but I'm pretty sure that tbe Bonny Doon people are "just not right." )

If this little lady just happens to have moved to Tennessee, I WILL have to kill you.

Funny thing:I met this Marlboro gal in high school. I'm HHS class of '96, she's MHS '98.We met at a party thrown by her then best friend.We were into each other then, but were c**kblocked by said best friend.Eight years after our initial meeting, we begin to date, far from the watchful eye of the best friend.Best friend has since moved to (but returned from) Tennessee.

Maybe I oughta PM this, but f**k it, it's a funny coincidence.

Oh, ScreamingHeadGuy, am I to take this to mean you had a lovely Valentine's Day with the "First Date Flowers" thread gal? Should that be the case, my congratulations.

(edited by DJ Ran on 16.2.04 1914)Beady's Corollary to Occam's Razor: "The likeliest explanation of any phenomenon is almost always the most boring."

Yes, DJRan, Ms R., aka "First Date Flowers" girl, and I had a pleasant afternoon and evening. She is a much better pool-shooter than I am. I was able to find a copy of Simpsons Monopoly for her; she got me a really cute-looking stuffed puppy (I call him "Poochie").

I saw 3 girls in a fist fight. 2 on 1, the 1 girl won decisively. I pulled one of the 2 out of the fight during it to break it up, much to the dismay of many of the observers.

I saw one of my friends get into a fistfight with a random guy. He won, and after that, there was a whole bunch of talkin goin on, but no action.

My knee got tweeked out of position by a drunk, much to the dismay of my physical therapist(although my knee did get better!).

Cops all over the place. Although I stayed out of trouble. No akohol or drugs. Still got that whole last thing pending against me.

But yeah, it was interesting, but not as good as the ppv the next day :)

"Huard, gonna go back to throw the ball. Sets up, looks, throws towards the corner of the endzone...it is INTERCEPTED INTERCEPTED, THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL! Down to the 35, the 40. Kenny Wheaton's gonna score! Kenny Wheaton is gonna score! 20, the 10, Touchdown! Kenny Wheaton on the interception, the most incredible finish to the football game!" www.eatmyassbeavernation.com