It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!

Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery