Dirty Jerz representin’

Does this sweet face look like one who would abandon her friend in the woods in the freezing cold?

Some chicks in Northern NJ told a friend they were taking her to a concert, but instead dumped her off in the woods to freeze her ass off. She was left in 8 degree weather with just 1 shoe on and a dress. When she was finally able to find some help, the guy let her use his phone, and who did she call? The same cunty friends who dumped her in the woods in the first place!!! How fucking stupid can you be?? Seeing how completely fucking retarded this stupid whore was, the guy refused to give her a ride, and it was another hour before she found someone else to drive her to a hospital, where she was treated for frostbite.

Now, I consider most of my friends to be pretty big douchebags, but thats partly why I’m friends with most of them. With that said, if any of them ever dumped me off in the woods to freeze like this, I would come at like a roided-up spider monkey….brutally harmed them and their closest family and friends, and exposed their dirtiest and most humiliating secrets. The war would be on like Donkey Kong. Never, ever, ever would they be my first phone call after freezing my balls off for over an hour. What the fuck is wrong with this bitch??