rouge the cool bat Fan fiction Article

Life In The Fast Lane

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the pantai with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars. Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool. Amy: anda haven't berkata that in a long time. Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run sejak the water. Amy: But I can't run as fast as you. Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's been a while since Eggman attacked us. Sonic: I know. Amy: Do anda think he's waiting this long on purpose? Sonic: Possibly, and if he is, I'm ready to defeat him. For now, let's continue running.

But all of a sudden they stopped as if they were in a movie being paused. Sonic, Amy, and their surroundings turned black & white. Then, a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe on his chest walks infront of them.

Sean: Okay, I was playing a video that had my cousin spending time in the beach. That's not what this fanfiction is about. This is what it's about. Cars. And now, cue the opening credits.

Sean: *Standing in front of a blue 1968 Corvette* This is my car. I think anda already saw this, but for those of anda just tuning in, I just want anda to know. Sonic & Tails: *Arrive in their cars, and park seterusnya to my car* Sean: hei guys. Sonic: *Gets out of car* Hey. Tails: *Gets out of car* How are anda doing? Sean: Fine, fine. I think this going to be a great hari for racing. Sonic: Good. The others should be here soon, so while we wait, why don't we practice? Knuckles: *Arrives in his car, and stops. He lowers the window on the passenger side* Hey, anda three. Get over here. Sean, Sonic, and Tails: *Walk to Knuckles' car* Sean: What's up? Knuckles: I can't stay. Rouge took my master emerald. Sonic: Oh no. Do anda know where it is? Knuckles: Maybe. Listen, since she took the master emerald, she hasn't been herself lately. Sean: How do anda know it was her? Knuckles: I saw her! Tails: What did anda mean sejak not Berlakon like herself? Knuckles: Imagine the way she acts in Rouge's Farting Problem, with a southern accent. Sean: *Laughing* Knuckles: It's not funny! Sean: I'm sorry! *Stops laughing* The southern accent thing kinda made me laugh. I think she would sound funny... Then again, I think I'm saying the words "I think" too much. Sonic: Maybe anda oughta stop. Sean: You're right. Knuckles: I gotta go now. *Drives away* Sean: How do anda like that? I never thought she would be able to take the master zamrud, emerald from him. Sonic: I remember one time she took it from him, but that was a while ago.

Soon, Rouge arrived in her car. Just as soon as she was parking her car, it broke down. Smoke came from the hood, and out of the grille.

Sean: Here she is. Sonic: Play it cool. Rouge: *Walks up* Howdy y'all. Sean: *Snickering* Tails: Knuckles wasn't joking about the southern accent. Rouge: Is there a problem Mr. Stripes? Sean: Me? No, no problem. It's just uh,... I Cinta your southern accent. Yeah. Rouge: Thanks sugar. Sonic: *Looking at Rouge's car* Rouge: anda like it? My car is sexy, just like me. Sonic: Don't anda think anda could fix the engine? Rouge: There ain't nothing wrong with it. Just overheating, that's all. Tails: anda will get it fixed, right? Rouge: Right. If anyone can do it, I know it's you. *Farts* Forgive me. Sean: That wasn't really lady like. Rouge: No, it wasn't. Then again, stealing jewels ain't lady like either, but I do it anyway, because I don't wanna pay for them. Sean: Right. I think we all knew that. Sonic: anda berkata I think again. Sean: I did. Why don't we end this strange conversation, and get our cars onto the track? Tails: Sounds good. Cream, Amy, and Sexy berkata they would be here soon. Rouge: I wanna join. Sean: Why don't anda get a better car first? Then anda can join. Rouge: I don't need a better car. This car is perfect just the way it is. Sean: Whatever anda say.

Me, Sonic, and Tails then got into our cars, and left Rouge sejak herself.

Me, Sonic, and Tails got our cars onto the track. We were just about to practice when the ladies we were waiting for arrived in their cars.

Amy: Sonniku! *Runs to Sonic, and hugs him* Sonic: Okay, you're excited to see me. Jeez. Tails: *Shy* Hey. Cream: *Also shy* Hi. Tails: I hope anda got those parts I sent anda for your car. Cream: I did, and I wanna thank you. Tails: When can I Ciuman you? Cream: When I get permission from my mommy. Tails: When is that going to happen? Cream: Soon hopefully. Sexy: hei handsome. Sean: Hey. Sexy: anda weren't going to race without us, were you? Sean: It's called practice. Sexy: And you're going to need all the practice anda can take. Sean: I don't think so. Your car maybe faster then mine, but I have better handling. Sexy: *Giggling* We'll see about that. *Kisses Sean* How about we- Sean: Not now. We'll do it after the race, and make sure no one sees us. Sexy: I can't wait to- Sean: Tails, and Cream are here. We can't say inappropriate things in front of them. Sonic: Hey, are anda ready? Sean: Huh? Oh yeah. Sexy: Let's race.

The six of us got our cars lined up. We were starting the race, while Robotnik was watching from a far distance.

Robotnik: That hedgehog, and his Friends are racing. Without me! Why don't we change that? Nazi 54: What are anda going to do mein fuehrer? Robotnik: Get me a car. What kind did anda have during world war 2, before I time travelled, and took anda here with me? Nazi 54: Mercedes Benz. Robotnik: Then, that is what I'll have. I shall be the best, atau nothing.

The race was going well. I was winning, but Sexy the hedgehog was right seterusnya to my car. The other four were behind us. The track was a figure 8.

Sean: *Turns right* Sexy: *About to pass me on the turn* Sean: *Blocking Sexy* Sexy: *Brakes, and spins out of control* So that's the way anda want to play huh? Sonic, Tails, and Cream: *Passing Sexy* Sexy: I'm surprised Amy is in last. She has a Ferrari. Amy: *Passes Sexy* Sexy: Aaand I spoke too soon. *Drives* Sonic: *Trying to pass me* Sean: Sorry cousin, I can't let anda win. Sonic: That's fine. I can always beat anda while racing on foot. Tails: *Passing Sonic* Sean: Good pass Tails. Sonic: Come on Tails buddy. Don't leave me in third. Sean: I thought anda berkata anda were fine with not winning. Sonic: Up to a certain point. Tails: Oh come on Sonic, we're just here to have fun. Sean: But the winner gets $8,000. Tails: Then alih over bitches! I'm going to win the eight grand! Sonic: I think if anyone is going to win, it might be Amy. She has the fastest car out of all of us. Sean: It's not all about speed, it's also about handling. Tails: He's right. Cream: *Driving behind Sonic* Can I pass please? Sonic: Sure. *Goes to the right giving Cream enough room to pass* Cream: Thank you. *Passes Sonic, and Tails* Sonic: Wait. WHAT?! Tails: She's tied with Sean now.

We were neck, and neck, and on the final lap.

Sean: anda know what I just realized? Cream: What is it? Sean: We're the only ones with a Chevy, and we're winning. Cream: True.

Meanwhile, Eggman was getting close to the racetrack. Just as he did that, Rouge was leaving.

Eggman: What was that female bat doing here? Ah, nevermind. I shall defeat those six racers, and rule all of Mobius! Ahahahahahaha. Rouge: *Driving down a road* I gotta check on the master emerald, and see if Knuckles didn't take it back from me. Silver: *Driving past in his Lamborghini* Woohoo!! I'm going fast!!! YEAH!! *Stops car at red light* Oh, and before I forget. To hell with all the sonic peminat-peminat calling me gay, atau retarded. Why would anda say that?! I know I'm dating Blaze The Cat, and that she's a bad character, but that doesn't mean anda have to make fun of me. I'm going to break up with her sooner atau later. Anyway, stop calling me gay, atau retarded, because for one thing, I am neither of those two.

The light turned green, and other people in their cars were being held up sejak Silver, and his car.

Silver: Just because anda say that I am those things, does not make it true. I know I'm not gay, and I'm definitely not retarded. Person35: *Honking horn* hei retard, you're holding up traffic here. Silver: This is what I'm talking about! *Making car float with his hands* I am not retarded! *Throws car into the air* Who's next?

Everyone stayed silent.

Silver: That's lebih like it. *Drives away*

Remember, stop hating Silver the hedgehog for no reason.

The race ended. Me, and Cream tied in first.

Sexy: If anda didn't block me off that turn, I would've won. Sean: Sorry. Eggman: *Arrives in his car* Hello my friends. Sonic: Friends? He must have his vocabulary messed up. Eggman: I saw that anda were racing, and I simply could not stay away. Sonic: Why? Eggman: Because I have plans to take over this racetrack, and make it a training ground for my soldiers to practice driving military vehicles. Tails: Unless they're vehicles that can fly of course. Eggman: Yes, that too. However, I won't do that if anda beat me. All of anda must beat me however. If I end up in 6th place, atau any position higher than that, I get to own this track. Sean: You're on. Amy: Let's do it. Cream: We'll beat him. Wait a second, I just realized something. Where's Cheese? Cheese: *Arrives* Chao. Cream: Where were you? Cheese: Chao chao chao. Cream: Oh. Sean: What did he say? Cream: He berkata he was playing with some of the other chao's. Cheese: *Shakes head yes* Eggman: Okay, enough of the cute chao shit. Let's get this race over with. Sean: Alright, let's do it.

Meanwhile, Knuckles was trying to find the Master Emerald.

Knuckles: Where could it be? It couldn't have just dissapeared. *Parks car on dirt sejak the road* Shadow: *Stops sejak Knuckles in his car* hei you! Knuckles: I do have a name anda know. Shadow: Where's Rouge? She mencuri all of the Chaos Emeralds from me. Knuckles: Really? She mencuri the Master zamrud, emerald from me. I was just looking for it. Wanna help? Shadow: Yeah, and then anda can help me find those master emeralds. Knuckles: Alright, first let's get the Master Emerald.

Speaking of Rouge. She was driving her car along a road that had a lot of turns, and went uphill.

Rouge: He ain't ever gonna fine the Master Emerald. Now, I gotta do what Tails told me to do, and get my car to stop overheating.

Then all of a sudden, her car broke down. The engine stopped working, and her car stopped on the side of the road.

Rouge: *Turns key* Come on, start. Please!!!

She tried a saat time, but it wouldn't start.

Rouge: Aw man. I think I know what to do. *Grabs toolbox from the floor*

Back to Knuckles, and Shadow.

Knuckles: After we find our emeralds, why don't we have a drag race? Shadow: What's the point? Your car is too fast for me to win. Knuckles: It's not all about speed. Sean's car is just as fast as your's, and he somehow beat me several times. Shadow: I have to race him. Knuckles: Yeah, go for it. I don't think he would be too busy. Silver: *Drives past in his lamborghini* Shadow: Was that Silver? Knuckles: Yeah, who else? He's been driving that thing non stop ever since he bought it. Shadow: I heard he killed someone for calling him retarded. Knuckles: Can anda blame him? If someone called me retarded, I'd break their neck. Shadow: I would just shot him.

Silver stopped at Blaze's house, and threw a rock with a letter into her window.

Since we have been dating, people have been thinking that I was gay/retarded. I can't put up with it anymore. It's over.

Silver

P.S. anda smell like shit.

Blaze: *Crys* Why would he say that?! *Continues to cry, but then she gets angry* I'm going to teach him a lesson.

Me, Sonic, Tails, Amy, Cream, and Sexy The Hedgehog were challenged to a race sejak Eggman. He had to get last place, atau else he would take control of the track, and turn it into a training ground for his soldiers to practice driving military vehicles.

Sean - First place Sonic - saat place Amy - Third place Cream - Fourth place Tails - Fifth place Eggman - Sixth place Sexy - Seventh place

Eggman: You're right behind me. That's not a good idea. Sexy: It's not, huh? *Ramming Eggman's car* Eggman: Hey! That's not fair. Sexy: Why did anda do it to me? Eggman: Because I can. Girls aren't supposed to be good drivers. Sexy: Oh yeah? *Pushes Eggman's car into a wall*

One of the wheels fell off Eggman's car.

Eggman: This is ridiculous! I should have won, but I Lost a wheel!

So Eggman finished in last place, and the race track was still ours.

Rouge was still in her car, trying to get it to start. She had different size wrenches, but she was using them for something else. Five wrenches were on the passenger seat, and they all had a white liquid on them.

Vector: *Driving car down the road* Espio & Charmy: *Following Vector* Vector: hei look, someone is in trouble. Rouge: *Looks through window* Uh oh. *Puts wrenches inside toolbox* Vector: *Stops car on the side of the road* Espio & Charmy: *Stop their cars behind Vector's* Rouge: *Gets out of the car* Howdy anda three. Vector: What has been happening? Rouge: It ain't what it looks like. Vector: anda have been stuck here for too long. Thankfully, we have come here to help. Rouge: Oh good. Yeah. That's great. Charmy: Though I gotta be honest, when we first saw you, it looked like anda were masturbating. Vector: Charmy, don't say bad words like that! Rouge: *Nervous* Let's just get my car to the repair shop. Vector: Not yet. First, you're going to do a job for us. Rouge: *Not happy* Okay, let's get it over with. Vector: That's the spirit! You're riding with me. Espio: Oh come on! Why can't she ride with me? Vector: Because I'm the leader. Charmy: She should be with me. I'm the youngest. Rouge: *Gets in Vector's car* Vector: *Drives* Espio: *Follows Vector* Charmy: *Follows Espio* Rouge: So what's this here job anda have for me? Vector: Mighty is being held prisoner sejak Eggman. Thankfully, he left his headquarters to race Sonic, and some of his friends, so now we can rescue him. Rouge: What about security? Vector: What about them? We'll kick their asses, and save Espio. Rouge: anda mean Mighty? Vector: *Embarrased* Oh, right.

But the race was over, and Eggman was trying to get a taxi home.

Eggman: *Sticking thumb out to taxi driver* Taxi Drivers: *Passing Eggman* Eggman: *Showing the middle finger to cab drivers* Shadow: *Stops car* Doctor, what are anda doing here? Eggman: My car Lost a wheel, and I need a ride back to the base. Shadow: Get in. Eggman: *Gets in car* Shadow: *Drives* I hope anda don't mind, but I need to help Knuckles find the Master Emerald. Eggman: Why?! Shadow: He helped me get all seven chaos emeralds. Eggman: Excellent! *Laughing* Do anda know what this means? Shadow: World domination? Eggman: anda read my mind like a book!

While Eggman was away, Sonic, and his Friends were celebrating.

Sonic: I knew we would kick his butt. Tails: He didn't stand a chance. Sean: He oughta think twice before going against us again. Amy: Eggman was never good at racing as far as I know. Cream: I'm just glad Cheese is safe. Cheese: *Very happy* Chao! Sexy: *Leaning on Sean* And anda know what we get to do, right? Sean: Right. Let's got to the cliff. Sonic: The cliff? Sean: Never heard of it? Sonic: No. Sexy: Then, all six of us should go there. *Whispers to Sean* If anda remove the I with an E, that's what we should be doing. Sean: *Annoyed* Okay, I get it.

So, we got in our cars, and drove away.

Eggman, Knuckles, and Shadow were looking for the Master Emerald. They were searching, when they saw Rouge's car.

Eggman: There's her car. Knuckles: But where is that bat? Shadow: I don't know. Knuckles: She has the master emerald! If we don't find it, Angel Island will be done for. Eggman: It was already destroyed. Knuckles: WHAT?!? Eggman: *Gets his Iphone, and shows the news to Knuckles* Angel Island has been destroyed. Knuckles: *Looking at the news* That's Angel Island in San Francisco! Look for the one in Mobius. Eggman: Okay, jeez. No need to get angry. Knuckles: Yeah, well anda know how I am when it comes to having the Master zamrud, emerald getting stolen from me. Especially sejak Rouge. Shadow: What I don't get is why she would leave her car here. Knuckles: Maybe because it's worthless, breaks down a lot, and she got a ride somewhere.

Indeed she did. She was with Vector, and the other two Chaotix members, and they were going to rescue Mighty.

Vector: *Looking in parking lot* Okay, I see his car. Rouge: anda do? Espio: I see it too. Charmy: I wish I could drive it. Vector: You've got a Jeep! Silver: *Drives past in his Lamborghini* Charmy: Forget it, I want Silver's car.

Blaze was trying to follow Silver, but her car was a useless Hyundai. It had a bahagian, atas speed of 120 miles an hour, and was unreliable.

The four of them snuck into Eggman's base, and looked around the hallways.

Vector: *Whispers* There's a guard sleeping. He has the keys to Mighty's cell. Rouge: *Sneaks to guard with keys* Guard: *Waking up* Rouge: *Farts* Guard: *Falls on ground, and passed out* Rouge: *Takes keys* Vector: We're clear. Let's get to his cell. Mighty: Vector? Is that you? Vector: Yeah, where are you? Mighty: Take a left. Vector: *Goes left* Mighty: anda have the keys? Rouge: *Appears* No. I do. Mighty: Great. Get me out of here. Rouge: *Unlocks the door to Mighty's cell*

After that, the five of them escaped.

Back to the Silver/Blaze chase, Silver was far ahead of Blaze.

Eggman: *Searching Rouge's car* Knuckles: We already searched her entire car. It's clean. Except for the smell of her non stop farting. Silver: *Drives past* Shadow: *Angry* SLOW DOWN SILVER!! Knuckles: Not used to people going faster than you, huh Shadow? Shadow: *Glares at Knuckles* Blaze: *Driving her car, but it gets a flat, and hits a sign. She gets out, and cries* Knuckles: What is it Blaze? Blaze: Silver hates me. Shadow: And I hate Silver, but I also hate you. Stop crying. Blaze: *Continues crying* Shadow: Uuuugh. *Grabs gun, and shoots Blaze* Blaze: *Dies* Knuckles: Why did anda do that? Shadow: Because I'm the ultimate life form. I can kill anyone. Eggman: Except me! Shadow: Except the doctor, atau anyone in his army.

Down at The Cliff, Sonic, Tails, Sean, Amy, Cream, and Sexy were at the cliff hanging out.

Cream: *Staring at stars in sky* It sure is beautiful out tonight. Cheese: Chao. Tails: If I had my airplane, I'd Cinta to fly above the clouds. Cream: I thought anda had gadgets that could make your car fly. Tails: hei yeah. I never tried it out though. Let's give it a test. Cream: Okay. Cheese: *Excited* Chao chao. Sonic: Seems like Tails, and Cream made Cheese happy about something. Amy: I wonder what they're up to. Tails: *Starts car* anda ready? Cream: *Has her seatbelt on, and holding Cream* Ready to go. Tails: Then here we go. *Drives car, then hits a button. Wings with jet engines attached appear, and the car starts to fly* Sean: *Watching Tails fly his car* Tails: *Flying high in the air* Sexy: We never did get to do our thing yet. Sean: Yeah, about that... I'm not really comfortable with it. Sexy: Why not? Sean: Because we're in a story being telah diposkan on a website that doesn't allow any porn/sex. I'm sorry, but we have to wait until this gets onto Deviantart. Sexy: Forget it, I'm out of here. *Gets in her car, and drives away* Sonic: What's with her? Sean: She wanted to have sex. Amy: Oh. Sean: Yeah. I told her no, and that I just wanted to hang out with anda guys. Not that I don't like her atau anything, it's just that... I don't want her saying those kind of things out in public. anda know what I mean? Sonic: Yeah. *Glares at Amy* Someone did the same thing to me.

Meanwhile with Rouge, she was still with the chaotix. They rescued Mighty from Eggman, and now the five of them had another activity planned for the evening.

Vector: Here. *Gives Rouge a shirt* Put this on. Rouge: Over, atau under my hati, tengah-tengah shaped bra? Vector: Over. There are words on there that people need to read. Rouge: *Looking at shirt*

The front of the baju berkata Fuck Reservations.

Rouge: What is this for? Vector: There's a fancy restaurant that made me, and my Friends wait, because we had no reservation. Because of this, we're going to destroy it. Rouge: Pardon me, but that sounds stupid. Vector: Shut up.

They got back into their cars, and started driving forward, attempting to pull the restaurant down.

British Cook: I say, what a dreadful noise. French Cook: I am trying to make a soup. Make it stop. Vector: Back up, and try again. It shouldn't take long for us to pull this thing down. British Cook: *Walks out of restaurant* Bloody hell!

They drove again, and the restaurant started coming apart.

British Cook: AAHHHH! *Falls on ground* French Cook: Sacre Bleu! Vector: *Drives away* Espio: *Follows Vector* Charmy: *Follows Espio* Mighty: *Follows Charmy* Waiters: *Running into kitchen* What is the meaning of all this? French Cook: The british cook. Blame him. He was too fat, and I warned him not to go out there.

Sexy was mad because I wouldn't have sex with her. She was driving her car, but wasn't paying attention to where she was going.

Sexy: *Driving on wrong side of the road* Silver: *Driving his car* Wait, what's that mustang doing in the- *Crashes into Sexy's car*

Surprisingly, no one was hurt.

Sexy: *Gets out of her car* Silver, what were anda thinking? Silver: What do anda mean what was I thinking? You're the one that got in the wrong side of the road, and crashed into me! Sexy: anda owe me money, for damaging my car. Silver: If anda think that's bad, look at this. *Pointing to damage on his car* This'll take weeks to repair! Getting new parts for a car like this is very difficult!

Vector, and the chaotix started passing them.

Silver: Hey! We need a ride! Sexy: Get over here! Vector, Espio, Charmy, and Mighty: *Ignoring them* Rouge: anda won't stop for them? Vector: What for? We have to get anda to your car. Rouge: Oh yeah. Sexy: Why wouldn't they stop for us? Silver: I don't know. Do anda think our cars are still driveable? Sexy: Only one way to find out. *Gets in her car, and drives backwards* Silver: *Gets in his car, and turns around on the other side of the road*

They both started heading towards the bodyshop.

Vector: *Stops his car seterusnya to Rouge's* Okay, anda did really great helping us out. *Gives Rouge a thousand dollars* Use this to help repair your car. Rouge: Thanks. *Gets out of Vector's car, and walks to her own* Vector: Good luck. *Drives away* Rouge: *Gets in her car, and starts it* Now to get to the bodyshop. *Drives to bodyshop*

We haven't seen Shadow, Knuckles, and Eggman in a while. Let's check on them, and see if they've found the Master zamrud, emerald yet.

Knuckles: *Walking through forest* Eggman, and Shadow: *Following them* Eggman: This is taking too long! We must find that Master zamrud, emerald now! Shadow: We will. Take it easy. Knuckles: I think's it close to us. Look around here. Shadow & Eggman: *Searching* Knuckles: *Looking at the bahagian, atas of the trees* Where is it? *Finds it* Aha! It's on bahagian, atas one of the trees! Shadow: Do anda need help? Knuckles: Nah, anda guys can go. I'll take it from here. Eggman: Always happy to help. *Grabs gun, and points it at Knuckles* Aren't you? Knuckles: This is a joke right? Eggman: I don't joke. Shadow: Let us have the Master Emerald, atau else. Knuckles: You're kidding right? Eggman: I told you, I don't joke. So I also don't kid. Knuckles: *Grabs stone* Take a joke with this. *Throws stone at Eggman* Eggman: *Gets hit in the head, and has been knocked out* Shadow: *Grabs gun* Knuckles: *Hits gun out of Shadow's hand* Shadow: You- Silver: *Runs over Shadow* Oh great! Now I got lebih damage on my car!! Shadow: *Laying on ground* Silver!! anda idiot!!! Knuckles: Hey. What did he tell anda about calling him an idiot? Shadow: *Stays quiet* Knuckles: *Gets master emerald, and goes back to Angel Island* Shadow: One day. That master zamrud, emerald will be mine!

Rouge the bat finally got her car to the bodyshop. Just as soon as she got her car inside, the engine broke.

Mechanic: Seems like anda got here just in time. What can I help anda with? Rouge: I need a new radiator to prevent my car from overheating. Mechanic: Okay, and I'll even repair the engine for you. Both services will cost anda $220 each. Rouge: *Gives mechanic $440* Mechanic: Excellent. I'll get your car repaired right away. Rouge: *Goes on her smartphone, and goes on the internet* Mechanic: How's your dealership going? Rouge: Fine. I'm just making a new advertisement for the internet. Mechanic: I saw one of your commercials. Rouge: I made a new one yesterday. anda wanna see it? Mechanic: Sure. Rouge: *Shows commercial on TV* Mechanic: How did you- Rouge: Technology.

This is the commercial.

Rouge: Howdy. Are anda a female with beautiful looks? 17 tahun old girl: *Walking down street* Boys: *Staring* Boy: She's sexy. 17 tahun old girl: *Farts* Rouge: Do anda have huge breasts, and a big ass? 16 tahun old girl: I want all the boys to be inside me! *Farts* Rouge: Do anda have a bad taste in cars? 18 tahun old girl: *Very excited* This is my car. It's a merah jambu Scion. The tires always run out of air, I painted it pink, and the engine always breaks down! *Farts* People: *Giving her awkward looks* Rouge: If anda answered yes to any of those questions, than come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership. We got the greatest cars anda could imagine, from the 1960 Fiat 500, to a 1954 Citroen 2CV, we've got all the cars anda could ever want. Man: Hey! Why do all the cars here have less than 30 horsepower? Rouge: Because they're awesome cars! Come on down to Rouge's sexy car dealership. *Farts*

The commercial ends.

Mechanic: *Does not like the commercial, but decides to lie about it* Interesting... Very very interesting. Rouge: I'm glad anda like it. Mechanic: Well, I just fixed everything. anda can leave now. Rouge: *Starts her car, and starts to back out of the shop*

Then, Rouge's car broke down again, and smoke came from the engine.

Mechanic: (Hmmm. I could make a lot of money off of this.) Hey, how about I fix the engine again? It'll cost anda $300. Rouge: I thought it only costed $220. Mechanic: Now that was for the radiator, and the engine. Rouge: It was $220 each! Mechanic: Well, good luck getting out of here. Rouge: *Turns the key in her car*

The engine wouldn't start, and it was making Rouge horny.

Mechanic: Try all anda want, but that car will not start. Rouge: Than, I'm gonna have to do something naughty. Mechanic: What's that supposed to mean? Rouge: *Coming towards mechanic* I need a man to pleasure me. *Farts* Mechanic: No! No, no no! If I fix the car for free, will anda leave me alone?! Rouge: Sure. Mechanic: Okay!

Silver, and Sexy were still waiting for their cars to be repaired, because Rouge was still trying to get her car repaired.

Sexy: *Sleeping in her car* Silver: *Playing Diamond Digger Saga on his I Phone 6* I don't see how people are complaining with this thing getting bent so easily. I haven't had that problem at all. *Bends his phone, and gets extremely angry* whoever created this phone is an IDIOT!!!!! Sexy: *Wakes up* Who called anda an idiot for buying an I phone? Silver: *His rage intensifies* I've had enough of you. anda crashed into my brand new Lamborghini, so I'm going to do something anda will regret. *Lifting Sexy's car* Sexy: How are you- Silver: *Throws the car, and turns back to normal* Well, time to continue playing Diamond Digger Saga.

Meanwhile, Sexy was still in her car, and it was heading towards Shadow.

Shadow: I can't believe Knuckles took the Master zamrud, emerald from me. What could be worse than that? *Sees Sexy's car flying towards him* of course... Sexy: *Falls out of car as it lands on the ground* Shadow: *Grabs Sexy* How fast were anda going? Sexy: I have no idea. Silver threw my car, because I asked him who called him an idiot for buying an I phone. Shadow: anda should know better than that. Now we're gonna go on a little road trip. *Walking with Sexy towards his car* Sexy: What do anda have planned for us? Shadow: For me, I'll have a nice makan malam, majlis makan malam with wine, and possibly end up killing the waiter if he messes up my order. For you, death. Sexy: Why me? Shadow: Because anda nearly hit me with your car. Sexy: I told you, Silver threw my car. Shadow: I don't care. anda nearly killed me, because it was your car heading towards me. Get in the kerusi, tempat duduk seterusnya to me. *Gets in driver's seat* Sexy: *Sits seterusnya to Shadow* Shadow: *Starts car, and begins driving* Sexy: What tahun did anda say your car was from? Shadow: 1969. Why don't anda ask me where you're going to die. Sexy: Okay. Where am I going to die? Shadow: None of your business!

Surprisingly, I was nearby in my car. I was just about to go buy a soda, when I saw Sexy being abused sejak Shadow.

Sean: I gotta save her. *Drives his car towards Shadow* Sexy: *Looks back* Looks like my boyfriend found you. Shadow: Dammit. *Floors it* Sean: *Floors it, and follows Shadow* Shadow: *Turns left* Sean: *Follows Shadow* Shadow: *Turns right into a park* Sean: *Follows Shadow* Shadow: *Driving on gravel* Sean: *Rams the back of Shadow's car* Shadow: *Spins out of control, then drives out of the park* Sean: *Follows Shadow* Shadow: *Turns right* Sean: *Drifts right, then hits the side of Shadow's car* Sexy: Be careful, and don't hurt me! Sean: How about anda try to get in my car? Sexy: I can't! Shadow: If she makes any moves, I'll kill her. I'm the ultimate life form. Sean: Ultimate life form my ass. *Grabs .44 Revolver* Shadow: *Turns left* Sean: *Shoots back tire of Shadow's car* Shadow: *Hits a car, but continues driving* Sean: *Shoots Shadow* Shadow: *Dies, and leans on the steering wheel, and gas* Sexy: *Jumps out, and does a back flip onto her feet* Sean: *Stops seterusnya to Sexy. He opens the door for her to get in* Sexy: Thank you. *Gets in car, and closes the door* Sean: That was an impressive backflip. Sexy: So, are anda ready to do that thing I've been trying to get anda to do? Sean: Yeah. Let's do it. *Looks at the reader, and pulls down a blind so that anda can't see him with Sexy*