Well, a big fat congratulations to Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey, who recently announced via tweet the impending arrival of their third child together! Woo-hoo! The newlyweds are already parents to 4-year-old son Levi and 2-year-old daughter Vida, who are both (as one would expect) absolutely exquisitely gorgeous children and so, of course, why wouldn't these two have another baby?! It would be like a waste of freakishly good genes if Alves and McConaughey didn't continue to procreate. I bet you anything that's Matt's argument, too. I can totally hear his drawl now:

Baby, Ah'm jussayin' the good lord wouldn'ta made you and me so doggone good-lookin' if he didn't want us to have a whole messa babies together, now would he?

Anyway, it's like we learned all those years ago on Schoolhouse Rock ...

Three is a magic number, Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity You get three as a magic number.

Yes. It is. It's a magic number. Hey, now that I think about it, I can even picture Matt singin' this to Camila, sittin' on the front porch barefoot, strummin' an acoustic guitar ...

Mmm-hmm it is, babe ... It's what I'm gonna call a real magic number ... It comes before 4 and it comes after 2 and that's maaagic ...

Apparently my fantasy Matthew McConaughey is not much of a lyricist. That's okay. All that matters is he's a good daddy to little Levi and Vida, and he'll be a good daddy to little somebody-or-other, too.

How many kids would you have if you were married to Matthew McConaughey?