WaPo Contributor: ‘Dogs Are a Tool of White Supremacy’

A contributor at Jeff Bezos-owned conspiracy theory blog The Washington Post has some strong feelings about dogs, and their alleged role in perpetuating “white supremacy.”

“Dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. That’s not just my opinion. There is research that shows how white newcomers dogwalking [sic] routes stake out territory. And white owners user [sic] their pets to socialize with other white owners excluding minorities,” Twitter user @TheHipsterRebbe said last week.

Dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. That’s not just my opinion. There is research that shows how white newcomers dogwalking routes stake out territory. And white owners user their pets to socialize with other white owners excluding minorities. https://t.co/KoHnYAUQf6

In sum, owning and walking a dog is now “racist” – but only in liberal clown town. Normally, man’s best friend (I use the term “man” at the risk of offending the non-binary) is considered a loving companion, or perhaps even a means by which to protect a home from unwanted intruders.

Add this to the long leftist list of things that are racist, including serving fast food to a football team, using the term “patriot” to describe Americans who love their country, the George Washington University mascot, George Washington, and smiling at a Native American guy as he beats a drum in your face.