The "Do you fit my 'perfect girl' profile" test?

I would rather end up alone than settle for less than I want. This test is going to tell me statistically how many girls fit the exact profile that I'm looking for. There are of course variables that I won't be able to measure, such as personality and chemistry; however, these things don't matter if we never get to the point where we're dating. It's all about brains and beauty. I'm not shallow. I'm just Darwinian.