Well, not that cute. Sort of misshapen. And $30? Maybe if that "bullet whistle" was a bullet vibe.

In case you don't think Rockstar has made enough money off of Grand Theft Auto V, you can buy a bunch of expensive, GTAV branded junk at the Rockstar's online store. How about a dog leash for $20 or $25? It's "perfect for medium sized and large dogs." Humans, too, I bet. You can finally live out all your Grand Theft Auto-branded fetishes.

timeline following:⇓ Grand Theft Auto V

April 14, 2015. Barring any extra delays, that's when Grand Theft Auto V will release for PC.
Rockstar released 15 screenshots today that aren't making our wait any easier. Good job, people responsible for capturing these scenes -- you correctly assumed I'd want to see how Chop the rottweiler looks in the PC version. My mind goes straight to the animals, always.more

It's the news we've been waiting to hear for months: four-player online heist missions will debut in Grand Theft Auto V on March 10, and the game's PC version will arrive April 14. There. Finally.
"Our apologies to PC gamers...more

You might think that a helicopter peacefully drifting along in Grand Theft Auto Online would be an easy target for a fighter jet, but some of us aren't so skilled at flying these things.
Poor MrSmileyHat69. I know your pain.
[Via reddit]more

GTA Online's servers are currently offline. But don't panic, it's not a result of dropped service or an attack or anything, it's just regular old scheduled maintenance.
It started at 5AM GMT, and is reported to last six hours...more

We heard 2015 is the year of pre-ordering like crazy. No, wait a second...
Retailers are dangling cold hard cash incentives as pre-orders of Grand Theft Auto V go live today. Depending on your region, the best deal in terms of price is at Green Man Gaming, with up to 23% off for the finally-coming-to-PC game.
Update 2/07/15: New 22% off code at GMG. See details below.more

I should have known something was up, but here it is: Grand Theft Auto V won't be available on PC this month as previously announced. Rockstar has delayed the game to March 24, 2015.
The good news, at least for console owners...more

It's been snowy in Los Santos lately, thanks to Grand Theft Auto V's "festive surprise."
In celebration of the most wonderful time of year, Rockstar blanketed the city in snow, allowing players to engage in some good old-fas...more

Don't get me wrong. I really enjoyed Grand Theft Auto V. It was one of my favorite franchise entries in years, and I spent plenty of time roaming the streets and enjoying the sandbox. Does anyone else have turns where t...more

Alright, heists in Grand Theft Auto Online look terrific. It's been a long wait, and we're not done waiting just yet -- Rockstar says the free update for PC, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, and Xbox One will arrive in early 2015 -- b...more

The zombie saturation of the current videogame landscape will soon see another mindless meat shooter with the release of Zombie Army Trilogy this March. As if the literally hundreds of other zombie-themed games weren't enoug...more

April 14, 2015. Barring any extra delays, that's when Grand Theft Auto V will release for PC.
Rockstar released 15 screenshots today that aren't making our wait any easier. Good job, people responsible for capturing these scenes -- you correctly assumed I'd want to see how Chop the rottweiler looks in the PC version. My mind goes straight to the animals, always.more

Artificial Intelligence Police Department, or AIPD for short, is an upcoming top-down, twin-stick shooter from Frankfurt-based studio Blazing Badger. It recently released this luminous new trailer for its debu...more