*Since I main Teemo*
Poke, poke, poke, poke
poke'mon!
OH ****, here comes the jungler, I can either run to my turret or hide in this bush.... I'll hide.
*You have been slain*
Ah darn! I forgot Ez and Alistar don't care about stealth.
Um..."Darned lag!"

Honestly many people should absorb this motto into their games. I'll tell you now from a psychological standpoint, the more stressed you are (because of feeders, trolls etc.) the worst you will perform.