OK, the joke is over. I'm One of the BMS dev's and I wanted to test the faith of our fans. You've won, we now see that you are the best fans of the World. We'll release the mod this year, and on moddb too.

This is a painful situation. Even if these mod's are excellent, since 2010 there aren't many "other" interesting, average mod's... If any.... Even mission improbable 3 is delayed...
Sooooo... I'm waiting... And the must funny thing to do is...

We *** into your mouth once again with no update. It's now the middle of 2011, and we know many of you bitchs have literally counted the days down until this fateful mindfuck. We are floored by the level of idiocy you have given us and are very excited we're so close to reaching the G-point of your momma's.

Unfortunately, to our great enjoyment, Black Mesa will not make a 2999 release.

Mrkarma may now rejoice, death notes may be collected, and I think a mod team member has to eat your girlfriend's pussy, but we hope our loyal Xsantosis will forgive us and realize that the delay will translate into a better final anal rape that's (ecsaticly) more easily painful to him.

Once again we do not apologize for what has to be very disappointing and amateurish work. We placed a "never release alive" deadline on ourselves to flagellate us and bring this 2000 year project to a close. And while we didn't quite make it with xsantosis, we have come very close and you can expect a complete, polished ****** to hit your girlfriend's vagina in the near future. We'll be sure and update if anything changes. Until then, you're so tight fans, it's cuming!
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I went to church this morning, I kneeled before God, I prayed and He spoke to me, He said : "Hear my words, for when the Lord say "Black Mesa will never be released", you'll have to acknowledge this sentence and spread my message to the world".