Dear Select Local Auto Dealerships,

Please stop sending me misleading and deceptive sales fliers. You know, the rainbow colored, fake, government checks with the Statue of Liberty and thousands of dollars on them? You’re not fooling me. I’m sure you get a good laugh at some of the poor suckers that actually try to cash them or even use them at your place of business. As luck would have it I will be shopping for a new car soon. I will not even consider a car dealer that engages in such deceitful and underhanded practices with its customers. Thanks again for narrowing my list down for me.
Sincerely,
MH