I have very W-I-D-E feet — not big feet, but wide feet. My dad says that when I was a baby, all of his freind’s called me Daisy Duck, b/c I was just learning to waddle and my feet kept me from tippeing over!

It is NOT to dificult to find shoe’s for me, but sometimes the very styleish shoe’s simply do NOT come as wide as I would like so I just squeeze into them. Mom says I need to look out or I will get BUNNION’s but so far so good. Dad says that my wide feet is genetic, as is my now wider tuchus, and they both come from MOM’s side of the family. It seem’s that every time some less attractive family trait is brought up, it turn’s out it is NEVER from HIS side of the family, but each time I hear about it, its from MOM’s side, and Grandma Leyeh is alway’s the original source of the information.

Rosa, on the other hand, has very normal/slim feet, so she can wear almost any shoe. Also, she was a ballerina as a young child, but gave it up long before she decided to get MARRIED and have kid’s. She still does alot of ballerina thing’s, and dad loves it. He does NOT like it when I try to imitate, b/c I am more clumsey, even with my duck feet. FOOEY!

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I have often wished unconventional troll “Ellen” (Barshevsky) would (re)start her own blog, so as to avoid further annoying readers who don't care for her. No dice. I briefly thought about making a Wikipedia entry about her, but realized that as a topic she would not fulfill their criteria. Overall, I do this because there is no centralized collection of information/commentary about her anywhere, and also because (for reasons I am still trying to understand) she is a consistent source of comfort and amusement to me. If you're not a fan, just click on by. If she’s touched the bounty of your imagination as she has mine, welcome FREIND on this web sight! Finally, if you've seen something I missed, then please pitch in. I can be reached privately, for fan mail and Ellen revelations, at ELLENWatchblog at g m a i l.
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