Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 5 if you like that type of thing.Seen: 18 to 30 Club Holiday trying to mix with the young of the world, or Micheal Jackson look a look a like picking up first place in

This guy and his gal have more problems ’south of the border’ than Mexican President Vicente Fox does, and that’s saying something considering he’s dealing with 25% unemployment and an overall state of lawlessness and corruption. Her toe is such a trainwreck that her husband (see the ring) is focusing on issues of lesser difficulty, such as her boobs. He can’t believe how low they’re hanging, because at home in Minnesota they’re so much higher and tighter. He’s working on an excellent wife-beater tan with that muscle shirt and is wearing a visor so that his friends can see the spray paint hair he got from that infomercial (Wild Turkey and QVC are a deadly combination). These two will be drinking Corona in a TGI Friday’s in Duluth a week from tomorrow.