Editor's Note: Just because no one has ever actually attempted to take over the world with ferrets, does not mean it would not be effective. Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan should have read wikiHow!

How to Take over the World With Ferrets

World Domination has never been accomplished in the history of mankind, even though many have tried, none have succeeded. However no one has ever attempted to take over the world with ferrets. You would be more likely to take over the world with ferrets, since they are a very mean animal. My geometry teacher once desired to accomplish world domination with the aid of ferrets, however he never attempted it. I believe that someone should attempt to take over the world with ferrets, since ferrets are known to bite people constantly.

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