Spoof news stories from Thursday 21 April 2005

For whatever reason, I let myself be talked into doing something pretty silly last night. Honcho, one of Giddy's men, challenged me to a Wood Run. Out here, that means putting on boots, protective clothing and a blindfold and then running as fast as you can through some thick woods.
You can do a Wood Run alone if you like (and I sometimes do), but usually it is more of a race and there are a...

MODESTO, CA -- No sooner had the heavenly white smoke cleared the soot encrusted orifice high atop the Sistine Chapel, than the new pope, His Holiness Benedict XVI found himself forced to quell fantastic rumors emanating from the Michael Jackson...

DOWNING STREET, LONDON - It has today been revealed that the marriage of Tony and Gordon Brown is over and the two are to divorce. Friends of the couple have confirmed that the irreconcilable differences has caused the breakdown. Gordon's frie...

The world's one billion Roman Catholics this week congregated on the streets of the Vatican City to celebrate the appointment of former Battlestar Galactica actor Dirk Benedict as their new spiritual leader.

Santa Maria, Calif. is heating up, as much as an unguarded pedophile, in a cartoon costume, at a theme park. As Moulan Rouge, I mean the Micheal Jackson molestation case proceeds forward, there seem to barriers and heated choices to be made around ev...