I was on a road trip today, and every time something remotely scary happened (as simple as startling someone by tapping them on the shoulder when they weren't expecting it), someone was like "Friday the 13th..."

My discord actually went awry last night, to the point where I couldn't access it for ten minutes. And this happened at the exact same time as three or four other friends' discords broke.
My immediate thought was, "Friday the fucking 13th".

"It's like a drunken spider got dipped in ink and ran across the page."
—People who've seen my handwriting