Second post at my officeStaff: Good morning Sir, am not feeling fine and beg to be absent for today so I can go to the hospital.Team lead: my friend who is feeling fine here?Let me not look for you today.

Hmmmmm that meme about recognizing the voice. A close friend of mine that practically dragged me to an abortion center wen I was preggy with my son. Till date my son doesn't like her. From birth o. Then if she come to my house my baby will cry till she leaves. Even now he doesn't let her touch him to the point that everyone knows my son doesn't like her. While I find it funny is cos he lets everyone carry him and he isn't that kinda child that doesn't let people play with him. He is super active. Now I am thinking this is the reason why lol.....lemmi go and send her this meme maybe it will ring a bell in her ear

That moment MMM paired u wit and an 80yrs old man.....And den u paid him 5m......But he died d next day without confirming it.......My brother jus keep calm..... D battle is not urs butGod....believe me ur reward is in heaven......

Being good is like a goal keeper: no matter how many goalsyousave people will always remember the one you lost.Never be bothered, keep doing it right and be happy withyourself because some things happen for something to takeplace beyond your control.

Being good is like a goal keeper: no matter how many goalsyousave people will always remember the one you lost.Never be bothered, keep doing it right and be happy withyourself because some things happen for something to takeplace beyond your control.

Don't be madly in love because of pictures on socialmedia,some fair people are dark in reality. Some tall peopleare short in reality.Some holy ladies on social media are runs girls in reality,some thank God is Friday , have no job.Some pretty and beautiful ladies on social media aremanageable in reality..Some you see their pictures on a flight ,Can't afford flightticket, some upload pictures of food prepared by theirmum.Some fresh skin on social media are dry skin in reality,some that are engaged on social media, are seriouslysearching, while some in a relationship are single.Some with cat eyes on social media, have goat eyes inreality , some who snapped besides mansions aremanaging with six friends in one room...Some who told you they are going for vigil ends up in theirboos house,while some who told you they can't date a guystaying in self contain , sleeps on the floor in a face me iface you.Some wife material on social media,are bed material inreality, while some Madonna students on social media, are stilljambiteSome GT bank staff on social media, are IT students in GTbank,while some guyz who work in shell on social media, arekeke drivers in reality....Love is a beautiful thing but you must be very careful withwhat you see on social media, most people want to meet up,while some are dancing to the tune oooo....b wise

Hahahaa....lol!From advising 1 night stand to grabbing strangers for a kiss e.t.c. spilling all kinds of very intimate and private personal details on a book. Wow!The woman is truly messed up in the head indeed.Aunty chinua achebe!