Man what the hell is this "drama" crap I am pulling in today's strip? Seriously, what the hell. Okay maybe not seriously. I am rarely if ever serious.

What I AM is behind on shirt and hoodie orders. I apologize for the delays but life has been crazy lately so there is not much I can do about it. I will do my best to get stuff out soon, though. Thank you for your patience.

Fun Fact: I am pretty sure the largest bird I could defeat in hand-to-hand combat is the turkey. Emus and cassowaries will fuck your shit up, and ostriches will just run away. It ain't no victory unless you get a KO, in my book.