Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Elizabeth Swann: It never would've worked out between us. Jack Sparrow:Keep telling yourself that, darling. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship? Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. ~~~~~ what does nutical term mean? well, click on this link:Nautical terms>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Elizabeth Swann:It's real! Norrington:You actually were telling the truth. Jack Sparrow:I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. Will Turner: With good reason.

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Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her? Will Turner: I'd die for her. Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

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Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then? Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key. Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen? Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path. Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?Will Turner: Tortuga?Jack Sparrow: Tortuga.

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Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

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Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Murtogg:This dock is off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. [Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy] Jack Sparrow:Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians. Jack Sparrow:It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really. Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed. Jack Sparrow:I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl. Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor. Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship. Mullroy: No, it's not. Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it. Mullroy: You've seen it? Murtogg: Yes. Mullroy: You haven't seen it. Murtogg: Yes, I have. Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? Murtogg: No. Mullroy: No. Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails. [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed] Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me? Murtogg: No. Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Will Turner:You knew my father. Pintel:Old Bootstrap Bill? Aye, we knew 'im. Never sat well with ol' Bootstrap, what we did to Sparrow and all. That's why he sent a piece of the treasure off to you, as it were. He said that we deserved to be cursed... and remain cursed. A' course, that didnt sit too well with the captain. Ragetti:No, that didn't sit to well with the cap'n at all... Tell 'im what Barbossa did. Pintel:[angry] I'm telling the story. So, what Barbossa did is, he tied a cannon to Bootstrap's bootstraps. Ragetti:[snickering quietly] Bootstrap's bootstraps... Pintel:And the last we saw of ol' Bill Turner, he was sinkin' into the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones' Locker. Course, it was only after that we learned we needed his blood to lift the curse. Ragetti:Now that's what you'd call ironic. Ragetti: [Ragetti and Pintel laugh]

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Tia Dalma:Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you. [hands Jack a jar of dirt] Jack Sparrow:Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. Tia Dalma: Yes. Jack Sparrow:Is the jar of dirt going to help? Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back. Jack Sparrow:[turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No. Tia Dalma:Then it helps.

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Will Turner:Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow:She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

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Gibbs:So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks. Jack Sparrow:No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Jack Sparrow:[to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost... [gets splashed by a wave] Jack Sparrow:...Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

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Jack Sparrow:I know those cannons. It's the Pearl. Man in Jail:The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack Sparrow:No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

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Mullroy:What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies. Jack Sparrow:Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Murtogg: I said no lies. Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow:Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you

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Will Turner:[gestures to drawing of key] You want me to find this? Jack Sparrow:No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-er-face...Savvy?Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow:How much do you know about Davey Jones? Will Turner: Not much. Jack Sparrow:Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

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Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum! Elizabeth Swann:Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow:Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth Swann:One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it? Jack Sparrow:But why is the rum gone?

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[the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth] Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Murtogg: What we doin' 'ere? Mullroy:The pirates come out, unprepared and unawares. We catch 'em in a crossfire... send 'em down to see Old Hob. Murtogg: I know *why* we're here. I mean, why aren't we doin' what - what Mr. Sparrow said? With the cannons and all? Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it. Murtogg: [short pause; he turns to Mullroy] You don't think 'e was tellin' the truth? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] Jack Sparrow: From my back. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. [to Commodore Norrington] Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... [backs up and trips over ledge] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Jack Sparrow: What's your name? Will Turner: Will Turner. Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh? Will Turner: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? [puts out his hand] Will Turner: Agreed. [they shake hands]

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Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Norrington: I don't care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush. Jack Sparrow: Not if you're the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose? [he puts his hand on Norrington's shoulder] Norrington: Nothing I'd lament being rid of. [brushes Jack's hand off in disgust] Jack Sparrow: Now, to be quite honest with you, there's still a slight risk to those aboard the Dauntless, which includes the future Mrs. Commodore. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean. Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

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Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it. Jack Sparrow: Ah.

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs] Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it. [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs] Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake. Will Turner: That was for the smell. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[to Elizabeth] Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion? Elizabeth Swann: Wretch. [attempts to slap him] Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William? Elizabeth Swann: Will! Will Turner: Elizabeth! Jack Sparrow: Monkey! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure. Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor. Gibbs: Cotton, sir. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? [pause] Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

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[last lines] Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon. [humming] Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho. [snaps compass shut] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on? Will Turner: At the moment? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Harbormaster: Hold up there, you. It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name. Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name. Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Will Turner: She goes free. Barbossa: What's in your head, boy? Will Turner: She goes free. Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die. Jack Sparrow: Don't do anything stupid. Will Turner: You can't. [points gun at his own throat] Will Turner: I can. Jack Sparrow: Like that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria. [Anamaria slaps Jack] Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either? Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved. Anamaria: You stole my boat! Jack Sparrow: Actually... Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again] Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. Anamaria: But you didn't! Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one. Anamaria: I will. Will Turner: A better one. Jack Sparrow: A better one. Will Turner: That one. Jack Sparrow: What one? Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor] Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that? The Crew: Aye! Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard. Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.

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Will Turner: Hurry, someone would have heard that. Jack Sparrow: Not without my effects. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship. Elizabeth Swann: But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then. Jack Sparrow: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone and unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice - unlikely - young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him. Elizabeth Swann: But you're Captain Jack Sparrow. You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India Company. You sacked Nassau Port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? How did you escape last time? Jack Sparrow: Last time... I was here a grand total of three days, all right? Last time, the rum runners used this island as a cache, they came past and I was able to barter passage off. By the look of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that. Elizabeth Swann: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

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Elizabeth Swann: Pirate or not this man saved my life. Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

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Elizabeth Swann: You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.

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Jack Sparrow: ...and then they made me their chief. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Barbossa: Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot. Will Turner: He didn't waste it.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: You think this wise, boy... crossing blades with a pirate? Will Turner: You threatened Miss Swann. Jack Sparrow: Only a little.

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[shouting during severe storm] Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work? Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn't point North. But we're not trying to find North, are we?

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Gibbs: We should drop canvas, sir. Jack Sparrow: She can hold a bit longer. Gibbs: What's in your head, Captain, that puts you in such a fine mood? Jack Sparrow: We're catching up.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: I thought you were supposed to keep to the code. Gibbs: We figured they were more actual *guidelines*

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Barbossa: It's not possible! Jack Sparrow: Not *probable*. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Barbossa: And I suppose in exchange you want me not to kill the whelp? Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, by all means kill the whelp. Just not yet. Wait for the opportune moment. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lt. Gillette:This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay. Jack Sparrow: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: Wondering how it's played? Will Turner: I understand. It's a game of deception. But your bet includes all the dice, not just your own. What are they wagering? 'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: Oh, the only thing we have. Years of service. Will Turner: So any crew member can be challenged? 'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: Aye. Anyone. Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones. Davey Jones: [Davy Jones is stepping down the stairs and as he does, barnacles and mussels hanging on the steps retract] I accept, mate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! [Turns to Gibbs] Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: We are very much alike, you and I, I and you... us. Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene. Jack Sparrow: [Sniffs his armpit and looks back] Trifles. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea. Jack Sparrow: Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible. Gibbs: Ah, that seems a bit contradictory, Captain. Jack Sparrow:: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free? Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back. Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me. Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword. Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [falls down stairs, holds up jar again] Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow:: [pulls out sword and threatens Will] Can't let you do that, William. 'Cause if Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now, if you please. The key. Will Turner: [Pulls his sword on Jack] I keep the promises I make, Jack. I intend to free my father. I hope you're here to see it. Norrington: [Norrington draws his sword, points it at Will] I can't let you do that, either. So sorry. Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] I knew you'd warm up to me eventually. Norrington: [Norrington points his sword at Jack] Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliver it, I get my life back. Jack Sparrow: Ah. The dark side of ambition. Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [Talking about Jack's debt to Jones] You already have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship is already over there. Davey Jones: One soul is not equal to another. Jack Sparrow: Ah-ha! So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: Jones's terrible leviathan will find you, and drag the Pearl back to the depths and you along with it! Jack Sparrow: Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie? 'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: I already told you, Jack. Your time is up. [he grabs Jack's hand and folds it into a fist, as if handing him something] 'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: It comes now, drawn with ravenous hunger to the man what bears the Black Spot. [Jack unfolds his hand and sees the Black Spot appear on his palm] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gibbs: [Jack's hat is tossed overboard by the monkey while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken] Jack's hat! [the crew gathers at the rail] Gibbs: Bring her about! Jack Sparrow: No, no! Leave it! [the whole crew stares at him incredulously] Jack Sparrow: Run! [he runs away] Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye! [he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs] Gibbs: Jack? Jack Sparrow: Shhh. Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us? Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so bad... [wipes the slime from his face] Jack Sparrow: [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh! [reaches for his hat and puts it on] Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie. [smiles and draws his sword] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tia Dalma: The compass you bartered from me it cannot lead you to this? Jack Sparrow: Maybe. Why? Tia Dalma: Ah, Jack Sparrow does not know what he wants.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: [to Jack] Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewrds that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: I am chief! Want big fire! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pintel: You know you can't read. Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs. Gibbs: Captain. Jack Sparrow: We have a need to travel upriver. Gibbs: By "need," do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say, a fancy? Jack Sparrow: No, a resolute and unyielding need.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [heavily] She's only a ship, mate. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here? Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt. Davey Jones: What is your purpose here? Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt? Jack Sparrow: You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gibbs: And mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life. Will Turner: Be my guest. Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates? Norrington: ENOUGH! [Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will] Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ragetti: [balancing a shovel] I could join the circus!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow:: How did you get here? Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet. Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it? Elizabeth Swann: [to Jack] You came back. I always knew you were a good man. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tia Dalma: A woman. He fell in love. Gibbs: No, no, no, no. I heard it was the sea he fell in love with. Tia Dalma: Same story, different versions and all are true. See it was a woman, as changing and harsh and untameable as the sea. Him never stopped loving her. But the pain had caused him was too much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die. Will Turner: What exactly did he put into the chest? Tia Dalma: Him heart. Ragetti: Literally or figuratively? Pintel: He couldn't literally put his heart in a chest. [pause] Pintel: Could he? Tia Dalma: It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. And so him carved out him heart, lock it away in a chest and hide the chest from the world. The key, he keep with him at all times. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do? Leech: Keys... unlock... *things*? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Will Turner: What vexes all men? Tia Dalma: What, indeed. Gibbs: Well, the sea! Pintel: Sums! Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil. Jack Sparrow: A woman.Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin" Ragetti: What? With a long A? Pintel: Uh-huh. Ragetti: Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that. Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-kin. Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and throwing rocks] How'd this go all screwy? Ragetti: Well, each wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father. Pintel: Sad. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where is the thump-thump? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Governor Weatherby Swann: Now, where's that dog with the keys? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow:: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Will Turner: If we can outrun her, we can take her. We should turn and fight. Jack Sparrow: Why fight when you can negotiate? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner. Will Turner: You know me? Tia Dalma: You want to know me. Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving without it. [to Tia] Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man - a friend - to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free? Jack Sparrow: ...Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood... I mean... ink? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: [chains Jack to the pearl] It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see? [leans in as if to kiss him, then pulls away] Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry. Jack Sparrow: [smiles] Pirate. Jack Sparrow: How are we going? Gibbs: Including those four? That gives us... four. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Swann: [to Jack] You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That you're a good man. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream? 'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: No. Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum. 'Bootstrp' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum] Davey Jones: You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement. Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon. Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as "Captain Jack Sparrow"? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment. Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look. [brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him] Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that! Tia Dalma: [releases the monkey from the cage] Gibbs: [muttered] No... [Speaking clearly] Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that. Tia Dalma: The payment is fair... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] You look bloody awful. What are you doing here? Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax. Jack Sparrow: You smell funny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lord Cutler Beckett: Perhaps you remember a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow. Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: *Captain!* Elizabeth Swann: *Captain* Jack Sparrow. Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that don't do no good. Jack Sparrow: It does me. Marty:[Marty picks up the cloth] It's a key! Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] Still rooting for you, mate!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him! [sees Jack getting chased by cannibals] Will Turner: Never mind. Let's go! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marty:Have you noticed lately the captain seems to be actin' a bit strange... er? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tia Dalma: Would you do it? Hm? What would you... Hm? What would any of you be willing to do, hm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[last lines] Tia Dalma: If you go and brave da weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you will need a captain who knows dose waters. Barbossa: [Boot steps approach] ... So, tell me, what's become of my ship? [Jack the monkey jumps on his shoulder and takes a bite out of a apple.]

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