I once met a man with a sense of adventureHe was dressed to thrill wherever he wentHe said “Let's make love on a mountain topUnder the stars on a big hard rock”

I said “In these shoes?I don't think so”I said “Honey, let's do it here.

“So I'm sitting at a bar in GuadalajaraIn walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyesHe said “I've got as powerful horse outsideClimb on the back, I'll take you for a rideI know a little place, we can get there for the break of day.”

I said “In these shoes?No way, Jose”I said “Honey, let's stay right here.”

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)

Then I met an Englishman“Oh” he said“Won't you walk up and down my spine,It makes me feel strangely alive.”

I said “In these shoes?I doubt you'd survive.”I said “Honey, let's do it.Let's stay right here.”

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)