I love how sites like Radaronline and TMZ are reporting things like "she was also spotted partying in Shanghai nightclubs" and no one is saying….oh wait, wasn't this girl in lockdown rehab for three months recently?!

I always wondered where she was planning to live after the show had finished filming – the apartment Oprah gave her to live in while filming is gorgeous, and presumably waaaay out of her price bracket. I couldn't imagine her happily trading down to a cheap place afterwards.

Her place by the beach – the three-storeyed townhouse next to Sam Ronson – was gorgeous. She should've stayed there.

Someone will no doubt come to her rescue post-Oprah – because when she was stuck on home arrest at the gorgeous townhouse I've mentioned above, Air New Zealand paid her to do a series of commercials! Weird … but no doubt others will come forward wanting her to endorse their offerings.

In fairness, I believe the movie implies the double dong is in their vaginas, and they are just grinding ass to ass, instead of scissoring. I do enjoy pics and gifs of the dildo be shared by 2 hungry buttholes though.

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