Positions For Awkward Spaces

Gratification can be instant. You don’t have to wait until you have the perfect space or place to get it on. Positioned properly, you can nestle perfectly into tight corners and small spaces. Here are the positions you can enjoy any time, any place.

The car

You could have spent the night dancing, locked in a nearly indecent make-out session, barely able to restrain yourselves as the music pulsed through you. Or maybe it was that little dress she was wearing, skimming over hips, riding over thighs, inching higher with her movements as you ached to be just above that little hem.

Hot whispered words and you’re away into a car, but she can’t wait. What kind of man would you be if you made a lady wait? Car sex has all sorts of spatial and logistical problems. Drive a stick? Well, if you’re driven by your stick, you may want to rethink that manual transmission. It gets in the way, as do parking brakes. The space available is limited. In fact, it’s quite… small (something no man ever wants to hear).

The car is not easily conducive to flagrant sexual acts; however, you can definitely make the most of your ride as you reach your ultimate destination. With a variation of the Python position, your girl can lean down and give you some much-needed attention. Use this position with caution. Be safe. No, this isn’t the condom conversation, though those are always handy to have about. Just be careful not to pull any wildly radical moves. Your vehicle is composite steel and/or fiberglass, housing flammable liquids. Enough said?

The closet

Mmmm... She’s feeding you, you’re nibbling on her... While you’re exchanging edibles while cooking something delectable together, you may feel your appetite growing for something more than food. Or maybe you’ve purposefully stumbled across her in her closet while she was picking out something to wear. Amidst her delicate and semi-dressed state, why wait to take her to bed?

In either situation, you can use a position called the Bike Pump. Using a chair at hand, drag it and her into the closet or pantry of choice and work your magic. This is a standing position where she straddles the chair using the top of it as support. You are directly behind her with your feet at the edge of the seat. Enjoy a fun, little tryst in a small, dark space.

Up against a wall, in a bathroom stall... we've covered (or uncovered) it all...