Peasant rocklover has challenged their master, Gadriel the Elven Ranger and lost!Peasant rocklover smacks her forehead with the palm of her hand, "Now I know why mother always told me to eat a good breakfast to start the day!"

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Abominable Snowman Imperatrix Chirona has been resurrected by Ramius.

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The body of Abominable Snowman Imperatrix Chirona was found lying in an empty clearing.

Stablehand Drothur has defeated his master, Hydraulic Press to advance to level 5 after 13 days!!

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Stablehand Drothur was hunted down by their master, Hydraulic Press, for being truant.

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Soldier TacoHands has defeated her master, Celith to advance to level 12 after 30 days!!

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Stablehand Maxximus has been slain when he encountered The Abominable Snowman!!! His bones now litter the cave entrance, just like the bones of those who came before."You know, you really shouldn't have a Woodsman's Axe +1 unless you know how to use it," suggested The Abominable Snowman.

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Stablehand Maxximus heroically decided to seek out The Abominable Snowman with cheers of encouragement from his peers ringing in his ears.

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Traveler Yllib has challenged their master, Mireraband and lost!"Well isn't that a kick in the crotch?!" Traveler Yllib observes.

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Traveler Yllib was hunted down by their master, Mireraband, for being truant.

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Dragon Impersonator Malaprop has been defeated in the graveyard by Medium Sized Vampire Bat."I must not be as sturdy as I thought...!" Dragon Impersonator Malaprop concedes.

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Dragon Impersonator Malaprop has been slain in the Winter Wonderland by Interior Designer."ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Dragon Impersonator Malaprop screams in frustration.

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Dragon Impersonator Malaprop has defeated his master, Gerrard to advance to level 8 after 3 days!!

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Dragon Impersonator Malaprop has defeated his master, Spywares to advance to level 7 after 3 days!!

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Abominable Snowman Imperator Arathorn has been slain in the Winter Wonderland by Play-on-Words Contest Entrant."Aah, so that's what Ten Puns is for!" exclaimed Play-on-Words Contest Entrant.

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Dragon Impersonator Malaprop has defeated his master, Unelith to advance to level 6 after 3 days!!

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Arathorn has earned the title Abominable Snowman Imperator for having slain the Abominable Snowman1324 times!

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Abominable Snowman Imperator Arathorn has slain the hideous creature known as The Abominable Snowman. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Soldier TacoHands has been resurrected by Ramius.

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Soldier TacoHands has been slain in the Winter Wonderland by Pirate."How could I be so feeble?" Soldier TacoHands laments.

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North Poler Grimaldo has been defeated in the graveyard by Huge Vampire Bat."Why didn't I become a successful doctor like my father suggested?" wonders North Poler Grimaldo aloud.

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North Poler Grimaldo has been slain in the Winter Wonderland by Master Abominable Snowman Watcher."Come back when you learn how to fight," Master Abominable Snowman Watcher scoffs.