Vans Cork Wallet

This is a Vans bi-fold wallet made out of cork. It has a zipper on the back for coins and condoms and such, and many slots on the inside for cards and condoms and such, as well as a large pocket on one of its flaps for cash and GORILLA CONDOMS. And such.

No data seems to be available on the cork wallet's measurements, but my guess is, when stuffed with all those condoms, it will follow the laws of "I'm a grower, not a show-er".