ok, well you started a thought process there. not only that, you started making a decent animation. but the idea halted at "appeals to who was in meebo at the time." but hey, i guess i cant really talk.

you should have seen what my boss did with a cucumber once. there was this really stupid kid that worked with us for awhile and to give him some sh*t, my boss took a cucumber, sliced a ring around one end (to make it look like a dick head) and dug a piece out on the tip. then he stuck some toothpicks (with the red plastic crap on the ends) into it around the base of the head part (to make it look really kinky) and then spread some chocolate from freshly baked chocolate chip cookies all around that end of the cucumber. then he wrote the guy's name on it and as soon as the kid got to work, my boss pulled the cucumber out and tried to make the kid explain it. it was funny.

when i used to work at a coffee shop we had all these little timers and the closers would set them to go off around when the openers would be setting up, but we'd hide them in the most annoying places. they would only beep for a minute, so they'd frantically run around trying to figure out where the beeping was coming from. and then i'd take home this other really hot girl that worked with me and we'd make sweet f*ckin' love