Kevin Feder – holy shit! Ladies and gentleman, I’ve solved the mystery of where Kevin’s children from Shar Jackson went. Moving on. Kevin’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince apparently has some money problems and could be looking to get her hands on some sweet Britney money. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn’t pay rent for six months. We’re told she struck a deal with her landlord to pay him back in installments, but she never made any of the payments.
Now, the landlord is suing Prince for $7500, but there’s a catch — nobody knows where to find her!
We’re told her landlord tried to serve her where she works, but security wouldn’t let the process server in.

Look, I’m not about to insinuate this Victoria person is planning to use her vagina as an ATM by pumping out some K-Babies. However, I did see her install a security camera and one of those trash cans for receipts, so make of that what you will.

Not Fed-ex, Fed-max. Not K-Fed, Well-Fed. His New Year’s Resolution should be to return to his old job of being a back-up dancer (as in “baby got back up dancer”) – being a welfare dad is shortening (as in Crisco) his life.