I'm a 26/f in Ohio, and I like to read, write, ride 4 wheelers, and horses, listen to music, hang out w/friends and family and going camping/fishing/etc.

I pretty much love almost any non canon pairings from my fave shows/books, etc as well as some canon pairings. I absolutely love crossovers and am a slash/yaoi addict.

I'm a Hufflepuff!

I think a person fave quotes say a lot about them, here's mine. :-D

Fave quotes:

'Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.' - ?

'Oops…I think an accident is about to happen…' -Sandaime in Fire Rose, by Foxtriller

"Oh, who's the puffed up manly man, all splotchy and possessive." -Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Certainty of death, small chance of success! What are we waiting for?" Gimli in "The Return of the King"

"Reality is only an illusion that occurs from lack of alcohol." - ?

Well that was fun, illegal yes, of course, but that's beside the point. The point is, it was lots of fun. -?

“Boys are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s our job to trod on them and keep them in the dark until they turn into something we’d enjoy having dinner with.” Anonymous

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train." Anonymous

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down." Anonymous

“Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over." Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.-?

"When Life gives you lemons use them to squrit lemon juice into the eyes of your enemys"- Happy bunny post card

"When life gives you lemons. Write fanfiction with them" -AnimeLover1116

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." Anonymous

"Be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Anonymous

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives." Anonymous

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup." Anonymous

'You tell me that I sin, You say I'm bound for hell, So once your judgement condemns you, I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.' - ?

'May god have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.' - ?

'Sometimes "The Majority" only means all of the fools are on the same side.' - ?

"It's a big rock, I can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big." - Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

According to the books, you won't turn into a werewolf until the rising of your first full moon. That's 2 nights from now. Even then you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the stroke of Midnight.-Carl

Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.-Van Hellsing

Oh my God, you should be terrified!-Carl

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.-?

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...-?

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?-?

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!-?

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth-?

Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!-?

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine.-?

"You want a piece of me? Huh? Do ya, Do ya, Do ya?"-Dory, Finding Nemo

"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so." -?

If you can't beat them, run for your life! If they catch you, pretend to be dead! - ?

"Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..." -?

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying." - ?

"You'd think there'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..." -?

"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem." -?

"I did it but Im blameing you"- Happy bunny poster

"Is your brain broken or somethin'?"- Inuyasha

"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain." -Hiei"You didn't have many friends as a child, did you?" -Kuwabara

"The voices in your head are not real but they still have some really great ideas"-Happy bunny

I've been under a lot of stress, killing you would be a perfect remedy.-Hiei

"This is the crack team that spoils my every plan? I am deeply ashamed." -Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"It's not that I hate evil. It's just that a lot of the people I can't stand happen to be that way."Genkai

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?-? (GOOD QUESTION)

"Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."-?

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. -?

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. -?

Friendship is born attention moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." -C.S. Lewis

I am strong, because I am weak. I am beautiful, because I know my faults. I am a lover, because I am a fighter. I am fdarless, because I have been afraid. I am wise, because I have been foolish. And I can laugh, because I've known sadness. -?

There are 3 things in life every girl needs. ... Love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong. And best friends when both things make her hit the floor. -?

You people are just lucky I'm terrified of prison.

If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble. -?

General rule of thumb, don't do anything you don't have the bail money for. -?

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everydayI am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Thoughts on Gay Marriage. (As taken from the profile of EmpyrealFantasy)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things, like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour, just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our oprphanage's aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Her name was AurouraShe was only fiveThis is what happenedWhen she was alive

Her dad was a drunkHer mom was an addictHer parents kept herLocked in an attic

Her only friendwas a little toy bearIt was old and worn outAnd had patches of hair

She always talked to itWhen no one's aroundShe lays there and hugs itNot a peep of sound

Until her parentsunlock the doorSome more and more painShe'll have to endure

A bruise on her legA scar on her faceWhy would she beIn such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bearAnd softly crysShe loves her parentsBut they want her to die

She sits in the cornerQuiet but thinking," God, why? Why isMy life always sinking? "

Such a bad lifeFor a sad little kidShe'd get beaten and beatenFor anything she did

Then one nightHer mom came home highThe poor child was hit and slappedAs hours went by

Then her mom suddenlyGrabbed for a bladeIt was sharp and pointyOne that she made

She thrusted the bladeRight in her chest," You deserve to dieYou worthless pest! "

The mom walked outLeaving the girl slowly dyingShe grabbed her bearAnd again started crying

Police showed upAt the small little houseThey quickly barged inEverything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowlyOpened a doorTo find the sad little girlLying on the floor

It must have been badTo go through so much harmBut at least she diedWith her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia TechStudents Who Were Lost

Please if you would,Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasIm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionIm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prudeIm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle ofnext week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to thestore with me."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

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Even though Sirius is dead, if he's still alive in your heart, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen of Serpents, Luna Dust, SwiftShadow, lildevil425, shinigamilives, DayDreamNinja

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Harry had never thought he would live through the war, let alone do anything else than what the wizarding world was going to place upon him. Then on the wings of a Falcon he finds his chance at freedom, will he take it? M/M

Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?

All Ash Ketchum has ever wanted was to be the best. Ash's dream was to be the unbeatable, greatest and grandest Pokémon Master there ever was. So now of legal age to get a Trainer's license at 16, Ash can start the road for just that. Problem? Ash is a girl and perverts are everywhere. Maybe reverse!harem, but plenty of various Others/Ash and teasing fun. Massive episodal AU.

After seeing her friends dead, Ana Potter runs from her hollow victory against Voldemort and ends up with Naruto and Jiraiya, right before they are due back in Konoha. She then joins Naruto in his quest to bring Sasuke back to the village and take down the Akatsuki but what's a witch to do when she catches the eye of powerful shinobi including an Uchiha and a Kazekage? Shippuden!

What seemed like a normal school trip for ten year old Willow Potter, turns out to something so much more. Join her as she travels down the rabbit hole and goes on a journey to become a respected shinobi. Her life in Konoha has begun but it won't all be sunshine and daisies, she will battle the forces of evil, discover what friendship is and maybe find true love along the way.

Life or Death. That's usually what it all comes down to. But not for me. I got some thing else. I got a choice and now I have to change a shattered future or dying trying. (Editing and Updating Old Chapters. New Chapter is UP! Enjoy!)

Imagine how the story of our favorite werewolf would change if Stiles had a twin sister? And what if she falls for the mysterious lone wolf Derek? Derek/OC, slight Derek/OC/Isaac love triangle & Scott/Allison Warning: This is going to be a slow burn!

Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)

Harry hadn't planned any of this. All he had wanted to do was end it all, it's too bad that the veil wasn't a portal of death like everybody else had always assumed. slash second in the disney/harry verse

Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!

Kurt's love life has always been a horrible failure until the transfer students came...now hes not sure whats going on and dammit he's tired of squeaking. Kurt/Harry/Gaara/Xander pairing. male harem crackfic

Giovanni gets de-aged and more doors are opened for him. And yet the first thing he chooses to do is harass Ash Ketchum. Ash is just WTF? Ah well, he'll coerce her to help take over the world with him somehow. Team Flare's a start. Fem!Ash/Giovanni, harassment of Team Flare, and makeovers abound.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.

All Nate wants is to be left alone with only his booze for company, but Eliot refuses to comply. SLASH! Set after the 4th season, sometime before the first episode of season 5. *SPOILERS* Features an OC.

Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M

Eris Potter took a chance when she found out her dad had living relatives. The only catch? They're all Wiccans and the only one who knows about magic is her aunt through marriage. Can Eris get her life back together while learning the Wiccan ways and teach her cousins magic, or will outside forces drag her back into a war she wants no part of? FEM!Harry

This is a My Son the Wizard AU. Petunia discovers her sister's journal revealing Harry's true parentage years earlier than in My Son the Wizard. A much more reckless and irresponsible Tony Stark now has custody of his five-year-old magical son. Will he decide to raise him or will it prove too much responsibility for the playboy?Will he turn into the type of father he always feared?

What would have happened if Harry discovered he had magic from an early age, and used it to live his life the way he wanted? Slash, dark but not evil Harry, eventual harem of both genders, manipulative/bad Dumbledore.

She had been the Wayne's maid for as long as Alfred had been their butler. She had been there when Bruce had been born, when he had lost his family, and when he had become the batman. She would always be there for him and Alfred. Now if only they would stop trying to coddle her. She was more than capable of taking care of herself and them.

He had originally intended to kill her; she was far too beautiful to live when he was so hideous. But when he came to her in the dead of night, she spoke to him. And so began the love that would slowly heal his soul and make him truly, desperately human.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Stiles had heard what the plan was, "We're gonna make me a heartbreaker? Me? I'm just 147 pounds of pale sarcastic flesh ... Won't work!" That was his opinion - The drag queens were not to be deterred and they would make Derek Hale regret ignoring their favourite princess(Stiles). Warning - Slash don't like don't read. Inspired by - Marina and the Diamonds song. Back by Demand!

With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg

Continuation of That's My Boy! for those who asked. Little Sesshoumaru and Little Kagome have a tiny adventure on the playground... now a collection of chibi one-shots. 2nd Best Humor Fiction Dokuga 4th Quarter 2011 for Little Sesshoumaru's First Kiss. On temp hiatus.

Brian is a cured vampire, so it was only natural that he and Hannibal King- another cured vamp- would get along so well. Hunting vampires came naturally to them both, but they knew the other Nightstalkers remained wary of them. Perhaps they were right to worry. [Slash, Minor Sexual Content]

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

There was no way that Peter would let Chris be taken or vice-versa without putting up a hell of a fight. Stiles was definitely going to kill someone. No, that wasn't right; He would make them suffer first. He was the defacto Emissary and someone had taken his Alphas - there was no way he wouldn't encourage retrieving them without some lethal force. Warning slash P/C/S

After Miami, Brian found himself working for the FBI and they considered him one of their most valuable undercover agents. When a BAU team's case crosses paths with his, Brian's cover is threatened and its up to his fellow FBI agents to keep him alive. [Slash]

To save the life of the man he loves, Harry Potter called out in the name of something unholy. Now he reaps the dreadful consequences. But what if he could turn the tide in his favor? Will his new master allow it or will he be subjugated forever? Slash! SM/HP.

At 18 Toni's life is settling down. Thanks to decisions made by people who wanted to control her the whole world is under the impression that she is a man, but hey, as long as the world leaves her alone she doesn't really care. And then the Avengers Initiative happens and things get complicated again when her conscience prods her to help... Fem!Tony

Takes place after the first movie (ignores the others). After covering for Toretto and his crew, Brian barely managed to keep his job. Now he's in over his head on an undercover detail. One night, it finally all comes back to bite him in the ass, and when he wakes up, he's somewhere he never thought he'd be again. And now he's not sure he ever wants to leave. Brian/Dom slash

Choosing to flee England instead of hiding, the Potters move to San Francisco to live an normal life with their son Harry. What happens when they move into the house next to the Charmed ones, how could that change everything? Warning SLASH,ABUSE, SWEARING!

A Brain, an Athlete, a Basket Case, a Princess, a Bookworm and a Criminal all have Saturday detention together. They all know that they will be bored out of their minds. But what they don't realise is, that by the end of that afternoon, they would be closer than anyone could have imagined.

Back from her adventures in the past, Kagome is roped into manning the kissing booth at a charity event by her best friend. And despite the fact that she's dreading it, its going to turn out to be the best day of her life...

Harry didn't know how it happened. One minute he was home, the next he was pinned beneath Marcus Flint and his perfect, delicious body. They were kind of an accident, the best type of accident there could ever be. Marcus Flint/ Harry Potter. Slash!

A 5 year old Harry Potter makes a wish from within the confines of his cupboard one night for a friend, follow his story as the wish is granted and he grows from child to god pulling several others along for the ride. Good Snape, W. Twins, N.L.,L.L., I.U., Deidara, a dark lord and 1 manipulative old goat! Rated M for language

Daystar didn't work- they really shouldn't have hinged all their bets on it, but they'd been desperate. In the end, it didn't even kill Drake. So Hannibal really shouldn't have been surprised when he was captured by some vampires and taken prisoner. [Slash]

Hiccup wants to be a True Viking and wants to prove herself as one to her father and tribe but what happens when she finally shoots down a Night fury and finds out so much about him. HiccupxToothless. same story line as the movie How to train your dragon which I do not own

AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.

The Statue of secrecy was lifted in Harry's 6th year. Now the two worlds are trying to coexist together; leading to wizards learning about science and muggle learning the basics of magic, minus the practicals. Harry-doing Hermione a favor- ends up teaching at CalTech. What happens when he ends up living with Sheldon and the gang? Mature for safety, maybe mpreg later. slash.

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

"The Pool of Transformation" is what got them all in this mess. Mina only wanted to continue her father's work helping animals in Africa when she unknowingly drinks from a fabled, hidden pool with magical properties. With new abilities, new enemies, and new friends, will she stay and live in the wild permanently or continue on her previous path? COMPLETE

When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.

Can you see me? Such a simple question, yet there's potential for such a heartbreaking answer. Feeling invisible, Puck turns from woman to woman, from girl to girl, desperately hoping for someone to really see him. In the early days, he was really looking for a mother figure. Then he just wanted a friend or a lover. Yet somehow, he ended up in bed with Kurt Hummel. Sorry Blaine.

Stiles and Derek share a desk at the station but work different shifts. Stiles is messy and Derek is very neat, which seems to work out fine... until the day the first passive aggressive sticky note is left on the desk telling Stiles to clean up. One note turns into two turns into two hundred as both officers become increasingly interested in their desk partner. Sterek

Something weird is happening at McKinley High School. In fact, the situation is just downright disturbing at times. "Kurt?" Rachel asked finding the boy hiding under the piano, "What's wrong?" Staring up at her in a mixture of confusion and fright, Kurt says, "Boys keep kissing me." With no apparent explanation, boys just keep kissing Kurt Hummel.

Harry wished to be a book, and he has good reason to do so. Severus treats his books like the precious items they are, and Harry feels as if they are more precious to Severus than he is. Is he willing to play second fiddle to paper and ink? Does he truly rank so low in Severus' heart? - Based on Pekeleke's drabble, posted with permission

The destruction of the Ozuno didn't retract the death warrant on Mika's life or the demand for Raizo's blood. Raizo's determined to protect Mika even if he has to destroy the remaining clans to guarantee it. Raizo/Mika

Crossover between StarTrek into Darkness and BBC's Sherlock. John is mourning after the Reichenbach Fall, and is somehow transported onto the Starship Enterprise where he meets Kahn. Thus begins John's quest to get Kahn to remember his past. Light Sherlock/John. There really isn't enough of this crossover.

When on a Twinkie raid the gang come across Miami, a girl who hates people just about as much as she hates zombies. After some convincing she joins them. What chaos will ensue from this mysterious stranger? Better than it sounds : Rated M for language.

Another one of those self-inserts, don't like, don't read. I dislike flames. Becca, an older sister turned make-shift mother, is tossed in with the BC gang, while trying to keep her little brother hidden from Vernon. Possible JohnxOC? depends on how I feel at the moment. Modern World

Harry leaves earth to explore the stars and meets some interesting people. How will things change for Him and everyone he meets on his journey. SLASH Harry/Boss Johns Harry/Riddick possible Harry/Riddick/BJ

{HPATSF rewrite} Fate is a road. The paths you choose change your fate. Sometimes, the road is bumpy, and it's hard to travel on. Sometimes you get into accidents. Sometimes you do all you can to change your life, just to take a detour and find yourself in the same place as before. Harry Potter is learning this. {Creature!fic, sub!HP, OCs, T for future, SLASH, 'harem fic'}

Instead of taking Grandpa Joe, Charlie decided to take his Godmother, Tabitha, to the factory. The eccentric Mr. Wonka can't help but be drawn to this kind and loving woman, and she can't help but be drawn to him. What, oh what will happen between these two?

Boss Johns had never thought to fall in love again, least of all with someone like Riddick. It seems the Johns family has just gotten that much stranger. *The Brothers Johns, Part 5, Version A* [Slash, Explicit, Sibling Incest mentioned]

"I hate everyone here," pouts Stiles. He doesn't. But then again, he really does. Trying to hunt down a goblin who apparently thinks it's fun to fuck with people on Halloween in the rain is not how Stiles wants to be stuck with the stars of his fantasies.

Harry suggests to hire Lucius as DADA teacher in order to get information. Lucius agrees because he's curious & wants to use Harry to further Malfoy's family influence. What will happen next as they both become attracted to each other? Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.

MPreg. Stiles has what he's always secretly wanted - he's in a relationship with Derek and he's one of Derek's betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.

(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)

*Complete* Adel Shau wakes to find herself on a ship crashing on a desert planet. Unfortunately, she is unaware as to how she got there and knows that technology is far more advanced than anything she's ever seen. Edited for content. PB-AU.

With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel

I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers

Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.

Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.

Kate's attempt to annihilate the Hales failed due to the timely intervention of her brother. Pack and lone hunter formed an uneasy truce which has lasted until blood once again is spilled in the woods of Beacon Hills. Stiles survives his attack and begins his transformation into a young, and untrained wolf. Where will this new path lead him and what role will Derek play?

Everyone who knew Clark Kent is now dead and the thought of living forever alone is breaking him. Jor-El offer send him back but only if Clark finally admits to himself that he needs Lex. Will he be able to start over and gain the love of his soul holder?

Steph steps up in an entirely different way. 'Stephanie cut in before the tears in her sister's voice threatened to overwhelm her. "I can take her, Val. I'll probably have to ring you for instructions but … I can take her."'

She stares at her stomach, at her shaky fingers, at the slick red mess ruining her favorite blue tank top. "Sorry," she says, and really, she is. The last thing she sees are his horrified blue eyes, and then she's falling. Ichabbie.

"Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it." In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back. Eventual slash and smut, set post season 2, semi-AU.

Better than it sounds. SLASH. Gaara makes a wish for someone to care for him. Magic grants said wish. Enter Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Harry James Potter. GaaSasu NaruShino KakaIru ZabuHarry HinaHaku. Up for Adoption.

I've read stories where Naruto or Sasuke were adopted by Harry, but none of Sakura, so I decided to write one. When Harry comes home from fifth year to find that the Dursley's are mistreating yet another child, he decides to adopt her. Up for adoption

The first thing Riddick thought of the beast that had just tackled him to the ground was "beautiful." How was he to know that this predator would turn into an equally attractive man? Johns wasn't sure what he expected when he finally caught up to the convict of legend, but it certainly wasn't to find himself drawn to the man. [Slash, Explicit, Shapeshifter AU]

Johns and Toombs were together in the marines. When they run into each other sparks fly once again, the only problem is that Toombs is with someone else, and that person is Richard B. Riddick. There is only one solution; they're going to share for the night... But what happens when someone wants more? Slash and Threesome! Don't like, Don't read!

Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.

Epilogue piece to Harry's Kuroshituji. Written with the blessings of Befoulmetalroosa. I dearly hope everyone enjoys this final installment of a brilliant tale. Of the magic that is love, and how the small miracles of life leave us in awe for all of its blessings.

In "A Good Day to Die Hard", John McClane is in Russia to see his estranged son, Jack. He swears he's only there on vacation. In this "deleted scene" one-shot, he answers Jack's question as to why he *really* went to Moscow...

The man who killed my parents was killed by a hunter. I don't feel satisfied that he's dead. I want more. I want to know my parents will rest in peace. It's too bad I didn't think falling in love would make it that much harder. PredXOC Please RXR

After Harry's fingers touched the Veil he began to remember another life, a life that was full of hardship but also family and love. Rufus Shinra is back and he has his eyes set on sending ripples through the Wizarding world. Story is on AFF and Tumblr as well.

The first time Stiles really notices Kurt Hummel the boy is slumped against lockers in the rapidly emptying hall, ignored by everyone who walks past. Stiles wants to make himself move; wants to reach out his hand and help him to his feet and make sure he knows that someone sees him.

This is basically every episode if Clark wasn't a guy, a creepy stalker dude, and moodier than a post pregnant lady on crack. Meet Clara Kent. She's a bit outspoken, daring, rebellious and Lex might have met his match. We'll see how far this works out.

Raizo is a trained merciless killer. He has betrayed the only family and way of life he knows and has the blood of many on his hands. Can redemption be found for the Assassin? Disclaimer: Ninja Assassin does not belong to me.

The new Lord Marshall overhears two of the Dames talking. They are discussing Lord Vaako and deciding: Sex; Bond; or send to the Underverse? The only question is: Which side will Riddick fall on? More importantly, what will he do it? WARNING SLASH

The fourth piece of the My Broken Matryoshka Series. In the summer after Harry's fourth year, he finally gets what he wants most. But everything's going to go to hell. Can Alucard stop Millennium before Harry's gone?

AU! She is the twin of Galen Potter, the famous Boy Who Lived. While he lives in the spotlight, she is forced to survive in the shadows. But she won´t be alone. Creatures of Magic, prepare for your student! Pairing: FredGeorgeOC

The third part of the My Broken Matryoshka series. Harry's third and fourth years hold many surprises from dementor friends and an escaped convict uncle to the Goblet of Fire and meeting Voldemort for the first time. And don't forget to mention the growing affection between Alucard and his little doll. Double Update!

Kirk is flirtatious, bold, and often rather reckless. Follow the events of her life as she grows up, and goes through trials that would break most men. What will happen when she finally becomes the Captain of her own starship and eventually meets the ultimate alpha male? Fem!Kirk, eventual Khan/Kirk, Lots of twists and changes.

Arthur and Merlin are able to spend their time together as lovers when they are away from Camelot. But tonight Arthur has something that he wants to ask Merlin. Something that will set King and his hopefully future Consort on the road to creating the Albion from legend. Arthur already knows about Merlin's magic, Morgana is good.

When Stephanie's relationships with Joe and Ranger end, a new man steps up to the plate. Could this be the happily ever after she needs or is this just another disappointment. Read along and find out! Tart story, but Joe and Ranger are left unhurt. Stephanie gets to play with a Merry Man. Rated M for language and smut in later chapters. First chapter fan-fic, so be nice! : )

Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.

Annabella Vinci was Tony's shadow. It was a simple as that. She went where he went, and mostly did what he wanted. That's what desperate people do when they've been in love with their best friend for years. TonyxOC Tony/OC TonyOC

Dudley's innocent push starts Harry journey into Snow and beyond. An open wound grants him a wish. A mistake makes him the tool to the greatest man he had ever met. (A Harry is Haku story) Slash, violence, and a little bit of love. (Formerly Ice Ice Harry)

What would happen if the Gargoyles hadn't met Elisa Maza the night they woke up? This is what I think might've happened. It's better than it sounds, so please give it a try! Brooklyn/OC Goliath/OC OC/OC Lexington/OC Broadway/Angela

Brian's an Omega and has gotten by for years taking suppressants to hide his true nature. But when he's sent undercover after Verone, he ends up going into heat, and the Alpha takes full advantage. [Slash, Explicit, A/B/O]

This is the story of Sheldon and Leonard, from their first date until they have reached the ripe old age of 68. Each chapter deals with a major event in their life together. There are funny moments and romantic moments and moments that might bring a small tear to your eye. SLASH. Sheldon/Leonard.

What if Brian and Carter had met before the feds got involved? Verone hires Brian as a driver, but he wants him to be a lot more than that. Brian can't help but fall for his charismatic new boss. Can their love hold when tested against rivalries, the feds, old friends, and their own haunted pasts? *Fast Friends, Part 1* [Slash, 2F2F AU]

All had seen the wedding band om Carter Verone's finger leaving many to speculate about who it might be. Dominic Toretto doesn't need to speculate - he knows exactly who it is. There is only one real debate and that is whose side is Carter's other half on - Dom or Carter's? Warning - Slash Brian/Carter - Dom/Brian later on.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Written for the Small Fandom Big Bang challenge over on LJ. Summary: Brian was dead. Dom thought of everything his friend had embodied—Master Chameleon, Undercover agent, Street racer, ex-cop and mechanic. They had had their differences but he had come to respect Brian and the position he was in...now though, as Dom had only his regrets because Brian was dead…or was he?

When Stiles breaks out without his collar, and tags and gets lost in the streets of down town Beacon Hills, it's up to one monstrous, brooding mutt to help him find his way home, without either of them being maimed, caught, or killed along the way. If he doesn't end up killing Stiles himself, that is.

Through the smoke and confusion of the attack on Woodberry Lexi thinks she sees the answer to their prayers- Caitlyn's brother Rick. The only way to be sure is to risk everything and rescue the brother of the man she hates. But while Daryl is eager to bring Caitlyn Grimes back to the group, he's hesitant about Lexi. Even if she saved him, can he really trust Shane's baby sister?

Not many people know that Caterina Sforza had a younger sister, Chiara. When she gets tangled in the web of conspiracies, politics and deceit that is 16th century Italy, it is evident just how barbaric and savage the Templars really are. Secrets are brought to light, people are exposed and her whole life changes with the blink of an eye, but is it for the good, bad or both?

Harry hadn't expected any of this, then again, he never thought he would awaken after he was forced through the Veil of Death. A different Earth with no wizards, no Hogwarts, and no Magic. At least there's the apocalypse to look forwards too. SLASH Harry x Michael. Iad Teloah Master God of Death, very rough translation in Enochian.

Derek notices that the pack is uncharacteristically well behaved, and there haven't been any brawls or maiming caused by the usual bickering the past few weeks. He's getting suspicious. / Sterek. PackMom!Stiles. Papa!Derek. Puppy!Isaac.

A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU

"Scott...You are the first to recieve one of these messages but not the last. There are ten of these little videos running around our little group of...well...I guess I shouldn't say 'friends' anymore. Should I Scott?" Stiles eyes turned stony and his voice hardened slightly with anger before he sighed dramatically and fell back on what looked to be his bed. M for language!

Samantha Witwicky has been hiding as a boy for a very long time. Now that she's been introduced to the Autobots, will she finally show her true colors while on the greatest adventure of all time, or will she stay hidden forever? Warning:FEMSam ON HIATUS

While at Scandles with Dave trying to get over Blaine cheating on him, Kurt meets a man that fits tall, dark and handsome to a T. And he seems to be interested in Kurt. Is this just a one off or could it be more?

What if Stiles had been born a girl and still given the same awful name? What if she turned out just the same as a boy, with a large porn collection and everything? girl!Stiles. I don't like writing male perspective because as a female I feel I get a lot of things wrong with them, so I choose to write a females Stiles for quality purposes.

Newly mated, Derek, Stiles and Isaac need to figure out what Gerard has planned, explain their messed up lives to the Sheriff and try to ignore Peter long enough to strengthen the pack, so that they might survive the group of homicidal Alphas out for their blood. So, you know... no pressure. Number 2 in the Devils Series

Harry Potter, more commonly called Matryoshka, isn't your ordinary child. He's special, and not just because the No Life King takes care of him. Nope, he's a wizard. And a special one at that. Sweet and innocent, and wanted... God save the world if the Nazi's get him. Hellsing Ultimate/ Manga world. Innocent!Harry, Dark!Harry, Master of Death! Harry

At 7:02 am that was all true. that they were just names that I didn't care to learn with stereotypes that I believed. But that was at 7:02 am. Now, that's different. They are people that I know better than myself. People who I would die if I never got to see again. at 7:02 am I wanted to die and go to Heaven, but now, i'm so glad I hot boxed in Hell.

Bilbo and Thorin finally recognize their feelings for each other at Beorn's. But when Thorin's mind is enveloped with the gold sickness, he ignores something Bilbo is desperately trying to tell him, and their relationship crumbles. Rating might go up if continued. Thilbo.

Romy wasn't supposed to be on that hunting trip. She wasn't supposed to be with the men when they were taken. But she was. And that simple fact changed the whole nature of the hunt. Eventual PredatorxOC.

Harry's life changes when the Dursley's take drastic measures at the beginning of Harry's sixth year summer. With that catastrophic event, it leads to a whole new dimension with a domino effect of events Dumbledore Bashing. WARNING SLASH!

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

A pack party soon descends into a game of Spin the Bottle where first Jackson, then Erica, are surprised to discover just how good of a kisser Stiles is. When the game switches to Truth or Dare, Derek steps in to make Stiles an offer he hopes can't be refused.

Everything is as it should be: Gandalf is annoying Bilbo, Bilbo is making Thorin angry and Bilbo is muttering under his breath because of a certain dwarf king. But when something goes horribly wrong, all of this changes in a very unexpected way. The other T rated Thilbo I've been promising, R&R. This contains slash, don't like, don't read.

They were six total strangers, with nothing in common, meeting for the first time. A brain, a beauty, a jock, a recluse, a rebel, and a musician. Before the day was over, they broke the rules. Bared their souls. And touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

Shaun finds something under Desmond's bed while they were hiding in the Grand Temple and decides to use it to embarrass the Mentor's son. Even if it means finding out what Desmond really feels about him.

My gift for Madison for the 2012 Dokuga Holiday Exchange. Divergence after first battle in Inu no Taisho's tomb. After being abandoned by Inuyasha, Kagome tries to make her way home only to run into Sesshoumaru stuck in his canine form and learns that only she can understand him.

Tracy sends her best friend since Pre-K, Cassie, to watch her twin brother, and to enjoy herself since she's basically the reason why her and Doug are about to walk down the isle. It was suppose to be a night remember, but is it? How will they react to when they piece their memory of the night before back together? Rated T for now... Phil/OC

Bilbo Baggins knew the braiding of hair and beards between dwarves was a loving gesture, whether family or lovers. Bilbo wants to try it out to see if a certain dwarf king returns his feelings. Thorin/Bilbo, very mild Fili/Kili. I apologise if anyone is OOC, first Hobbit fic. R&R, x.

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

Stiles just couldn't take it anymore. His once peaceful town had turned into a mess of discord and chaos. Someone needed to do something, someone had to bring order to the steadily growing turmoil in Beacon Hills. Stiles is sad to say it might just be him. Slash. AU. Developing Sterek.

Just who is the new resident of 221C Baker Street? And why is Mycroft Holmes suddenly visiting his brother Sherlock so much more often? Slash, Rated M cuz I'm fond of lemonade, though I won't pour it til Ch4 or so. SH/HP/MH.

Harry can't even seem to get this whole dieing thing right. Whisked away from death and told to watch Sherlock Holmes was well and good when he was first asked but no one told him what a complete jerk he was!

AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.

Summery:Every since they were little the Bloodwyn sisters have loved vampires and it's all due to one movie The Lost Boys. So now when a gypsy sends them into the world of Santa Carla: Murder Capital of the world will the girls be able to change the fate of their favorite vampires or perish with them.

Chelsea Montgomery moved to Shermer a few weeks ago, and has a hard time fitting in. So wrapped up in school work and family, can she finally have some fun? And what will the criminal think of the new girl? OC/John REVISED

Harry Potter can't escape his ancestry, or the consequences of coming back from the dead. When a curious transformation causes him to fall in love with Lucius Malfoy, his honor forces him to aid the man in Azkaban.

When Kurt selects his Halloween costume, he doesn't expect anyone at Santana's party to recognise it. He certainly doesn't expect Sam to be wearing a complimentary costume. Halloween fic with one of my OTPs dressing as another of my OTPs. Sexytimes, fluff and angst ensue. Happy Hevans Halloween!

Peter Hale has a proposition for Stiles. In other news, magic is afoot in Beacon Hills, but, really, when is it not? - Mild-AU. First chapter is during 1X12 "Codebreaker". Second chapter starts during 2X12 "Master Plan" and continues post-season 2.

Kurt only came to New York for a college interview, he did not expect to get caught up in an alien invasion. Luckily there's an Avenger on hand to see him to safety. Post season-3 Glee AU crossover with the Avengers movie.

Stiles and Laura were friends growing up. Now she's dead, killed by her Uncle, and he is a werewolf. And then there's Derek, who really shouldn't be as distracting as he is. Because Stiles needs to focus, he has a plan. Derek/Stiles. Alpha!Stiles fic.

Prince Rasler was said to have died the night Nalbina Fortress fell, but it was all part of a carefully prepared design. Now months after his supposed death he meets a young street rat named Vaan and it's from there that their adventure begins.

Unsure of his future following graduation, Kurt finds the status quo impossible to maintain. And when Sebastian Smythe comes crashing back into his life, it gets even more complicated. PLEASE NOTE NOT KLAINE/BLAINE FRIENDLY

Strange dreams of Altair have been tormenting Desmond, and a accident with the animus has hurtled him into 1191 with no way back. He has two choices reveal himself and be killed, or secretly helping the Brotherhood, and unexpectedly falling in love.

It's all good, though, because as soon as Stiles graduate he'll go away, and probably never come back, and his wolf will let go of the illusion that Stiles means anything more to him than an easy fuck.

Holding up a 200 pound wall of pure muscle in a pool for over two hours is not a walk in the park Stiles finds as she gets home, sore and aching. She didn't even get a thank you, not that she was expecting one. She wasn't expecting anything actually so when she gets out of the shower to find Derek Hale creeping in her room she's, well she's defiantly not lost for words. FEM!Stiles

Blaine breaks up with Kurt because Kurt has a pussy. Kurt is ashamed over his anatomy, and finally settles for never finding someone who'll love him completely. Cue Sebastian. Written for a prompt on the GKM. Not Blaine-friendly.

Dom thought that he would never see Brian again. What he did not expect was to be in Miami, watching his man hanging off the arm of another guy. He would really like to know, just how Brian was going to get Carter, and the Feds off their backs all while hanging of the arm of the bad guy - looking prettier than any gangsta's moll. SLASH Verone/Brian Dom/Brian

Sequel to 'A father's Pride'; Tsuna wasn't always aware of it, but somewhere inside him he knew it was there. Something warm and soft, if not always really there. He had never had faith in his father, always close to forgetting his face before his sudden and short arrival back in his life; but that was okay, because Tsuna didn't' need a father when he had a wonderful daddy.

Pre-series smut with sexual experimentation, alcohol and weed. Scott and Stiles are bored and intoxicated enough to try things out with each other. Featuring a rooftop smoking scene that I've wanted to write about for some time. tags: alcohol, rec. drug use, experimentation, best friends, feelings, hand jobs, blow jobs

Rogue spends her time zoning-out in Scott Summer's class… leading to a deal between the two to share their thoughts that eventually leads to more as they get to know one another. Cyclops/Rogue Movie-verse, post-X1. Part 1 of the Alternate X-Men Trilogy.

Kurt wasn't expecting two boys to fall for him... And he never guessed that they would want to share him. Maybe his life will turn into a Disney musical after all... Kurt/Mike/Matt. AU beginning in Season 1.

-Pre-slash- Lydia's text says, 'oops, I may have bewitched the Alpha for being a jerk'. Which he thinks, upon arriving to Derek's house (Lydia already gone with the wind) and taking a look at the situation, is a bit of an understatement and a clear underestimation of the situation. 'Lydia, WTF. At least tell me you know how to reverse it.'

Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?

"The thing is… Derek is literally only 1 inch taller than Stiles. Maybe 2 if you count his stupid, reverse-duck-tail hair. But what Derek lacks in relative height difference, he more than makes up for with sheer presence." In which Stiles doesn't go out looking to prove himself as Pack, but winds up doing it anyway. (Title taken from the song Alibis by Marianas Trench). Post-S2

Stiles has been under appreciated by the pack more times than he could handle. The one week he really needed someone to be there they weren't there, and you know what Stiles is tired of it. It's time he puts his foot down.

Werewolves start sleeping Stiles' bed, when Stiles is still in it, because that's what packs do. Weird, but it does give him nightmare-free sleep. And Derek seems to be dropping hints, maybe. Or maybe Stiles is just imagining that, since his Alpha-sized crush on Derek is getting out of hand. Or maybe not.

Harry didn't grow up as the abused child living in the cupboard under the stairs, nor grow up serving and slaving for the Dursleys. He grew up a Pet to the most notorious vampire in all of England. Hellsing's Pet abomination. And he's quite happy where he is, Thank you very much!

Who knew a Saturday detention could bring six people so different from each other closer than they'd ever been to anyone before. The Brain, the Athlete, the Basket-Case, the Princess, the Wild-Child, and the Criminal certainly had no idea. Bender/OC: Brian/Claire: Andy/Allison

Victor Creed is tired. Tired of his life, tired of who he is and tired of being alone. Can some chance encounters set him on a new path? Can who he is and who he has the potential to be meet somewhere in the middle?

Kurt doesn't know when things started to change between him and Noah Puckerman. He just knows that between you and me, Puck is starting to look a little nicer in his eyes. Rated for mature language, mature themes and violence. -HIATUS.-

8 times Stiles was Pack Mom and 1 time the pack looked after him or the one where Stiles is pack-mom and he cares for his cubs and their daddy but he needs their comfort too sometimes. STEREK. Stiles/Derek. And lots of pack feels ! Lots of fluff, it makes me sick how cute this is!

Finn is injured on the football field and has to go the hospital. With his parents tied up, he's alone until Kurt Hummel descends on Lima like a prissy avenging angel. Injured!Finn, BAMF!Kurt, epic Kinn brotherhood. Kurt/Sam/Santana.

Brittany convinces Santana to go to Scandals with her the same night Kurt and Blaine meet Sebastian there. The ladies arrive late and hear sounds of struggle and arguing voices, including a voice they definitely recognise. The First Time AU written by a Kurt stan and anti-Blainer. Warnings for attempted rape/non-con, violence and Santana being Santana. NOT FOR KLAINE/BLAINE FANS

Stiles just wants one freakin' day away from the pack that he had, somehow, become an important part of. His harassment is witnessed, and enjoyed, by a random woman. Outside POV. Pack-ness with hints of Sterek.

Jim knew in that moment that there was something more to his neighbors' relationship. That maybe his limp had nothing to do with an old war wound and everything to do with something a lot fresher. A lot more domestic. AU FutureJim/John, Sebastian/John.

Michael knew her from his childhood, though they were never technically friends, he protected and cared for her. She was the only one who truely understood and accepted him. Maybe it's time for Michael to save her like she tried to save him

He had it all; ebony black hair, dark, almost black eyes, and a haunting gaze that chilled you to the bone . The only thing missing was the wings. Oh, but how could she forget. Fallen angels never had wings, only scars that would never heal.

Complete. Slash. Harry/Reid. Warlock:Harry. Harry has enough of being abused by the Wizarding World and runs to the US only to be found by his true Kin; The Covenant. They send him to hide in Ispwich where he meets the Brothers.

A year after Sherlock Holmes took the plunge off of St. Bart's hospital, John Watson gets the call that his cousin Phil Coulson was killed in an alien attack on Manhattan. He goes to sort out Phil's things, and gets far more than he bargained for. Avengers Movie!verse, rating changed at a reader's request for foul language.

Harry and Evan are twins with Evan being the BWL. There's a marriage contract which Harry wants to protect Evan from. Harry implicates himself. Of course, nothing is that simple where the Potter boys are concerned. Slash, Harry herem, warnings inside

A one-shot on my interpretation of what would have happened if Seth had gone with Kate in the motor home at the end of the film. Started out as a small one-shot and turned into a longish one-shot. Like or hate, a review I would appreciate!

Stephanie falls for a new guy- Lester Santos- when Ranger pushes her away before going in the wind. This is the story of their relationship and how they try to keep it from the other curious Merry Men! Not overly friendly to Cupcakes or Helen Plum. Humorous and romantic. Complete.

"Loki's still staring at him but there's a look in his eyes now, then the briefest flicker to the right, and Tony knows Loki is calculating the risks of jumping off the ledge just to get away from him. Every inch of Tony's skin erupts in goosebumps as he realizes that Loki is looking at him with fear in his eyes." Sherlock/Tony, some John/Mary, Loki, Avengers team, eventual M/M

Danny could do better, at least that's what Jackson has always said. It's not a matter of being able to do better. He doesn't want to. It doesn't help that his feelings for Stiles are like a gremlin. Just add water and they multiply.

A demon makes Harry his meat-sack in a moment of weakness, and rides him all the way to South Dakota. There it attempts to track down Bobby Singer, but it's in for a nasty surprise. Harry is rescued, and in more ways then one. Warnings inside.

The student raised his eyebrow at Kurt but held out his hand. "Sebastian Smythe," Feeling slightly apprehensive, Kurt shook it. "Kurt Hummel" AU: What if Kurt had met Sebastian instead of Blaine when he went to spy on the Warblers?

When Harry Potter finds out who he really is, a lot of things change. He finds his real parents, new feelings for the most unlikely person, and some strange powers. Includes Gods, snarky potion professors, animagi, and oh yes...a lot of SLASH!

Aria is less than pleased to be getting dragged along on Doug's bachelor party but that doesn't mean she won't make the best of the situation. A situation Phil fully intends to use to his advantage. Phil/OC.

Seeing twenty four year old Derek smile is terrifying, pretty much. He has only witnessed such a thing a handful of times, and it always feels a little weird. Like the smiles get torn straight out of Derek's soul in a hurtful way. Fifteen year old Derek does it all the time, though, with surprising ease. -Or, the one where Derek gets hit by a spell and is suddenly fifteen again.-

After the pool incident, Derek decides that the only way to be sure he can trust Stiles, the only way to be sure he can keep Stiles safe...is to bring him into the pack. What he doesn't expect is for Stiles to wake up before he can bite him, thinking he is having the best dream of his life. StilesXDerek. First time. COMPLETE in 2 parts.

"The Lost Boys" had always been one of Daphne's favorite films. But when she suddenly finds herself in Santa Carla, deep within the Lost Boys' cave, her involvement changes everything about the classic cult film. Michael/OC

Jareth hates family reunions. His sisters would always argue, he wasn't speaking to one brother, and the other was horribly dull. Yet...this reunion turns out to be quite interesting...at least for Jareth.

Namikaze Minato, an ANBU Captain is rescued from an ambush by a mysterious blonde shinobi. Who is this man? Why does he feel drawn to him? What makes him so special? Timetravel, Shounen-ai, NaruMina. Rating for bad words and some situations.

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

[Part 2 of The Heart of Wadj Wer Series] Finally Jim is about to graduate from Starfleet, to journey to the heavens and explore new worlds. But first he must defeat the mad Captain Nero and save Vulcan and Earth. [temp hiatus while under rewrite]

Sue Sylvester is a Champion! But even champions need the right material to work with. Herein lies Sue's attempts to tempt her sweet Porcelain to join Aural Intensity. Set between Comeback and Original Songs.

Kurt is frustrated, Blaine is oblivious, Sebastian is there, and Sam is all kinds of confused. When you mix this together, and add Kurt's Therapist in sparks are going to fly, and Kurt's claws finally come out. Kurbastian, Hevans endgame. AU after OMW

Norse Gods, an unexpected trip to London, meeting an annoyingly intelligent detective, who happens to look an awful lot like him, navigating the increasingly worrying feelings for said detective, failing to avoid more trouble - yep, this is his life.

Season Three Nationals AU, in which Kurt is an aristocrat, a secret celebrity, and a shameless slut. Kurt/Sam/Santana. Rachel, Mercedes, and Blaine bashing. Mostly bisexual New Directions, due to reasons.

Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash

Or, "Five Times Someone From New Directions Felt Up Mike Chang, and One Time it Was an Accident, Honest". Mike doesn't understand how this keeps happening to him. But then again, he doesn't really mind, either.

It's been ten years since Buffy came back from the dead and everything about her seems to have changed. Now traveling the country on her motorcycle,she seems to have drawn to a small dinner in the desert. There her memories of her afterlife come to light.

On the Hunter-Gratzner, only two souls fought the pull of sleep entirely. One was the restrained murderer named Riddick-the other was a soul who was never meant to be woken. In the dark of space, both killer and savior waited for escape. HP/Riddick.

Sebastian is secretly the best baker in all of Lima, Ohio, which becomes apparent when he starts selling his food to the Lima Bean. With this, comes Kurt's praise, and the the realization that Sebastian makes Kurt happy every weekend. Chef!Sebastian

King's story wasn't exactly what the NightStalkers thought and come to think of it, neither is Drake's. This is his journey after the vampire hunters lose the final battle. Slightly AU. SLASH Hannibal/Drake Hannibal is Zoe's father!

Naturally, Desmond materialized in the world of his ancestors' memories. Separate from them. And not only that, they both happened to like guys, too. Because that was not contradictory at all, and made loads of sense. AltairxDesmondxEzio Threesome Yaoi

Harry and Lucius get involved because of a miscalculated love potion. The man then secretly helps Harry in Departement of Mysteries. It spirals from there. Harry and Lucius, partner in crime? Slash. Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.

After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...

Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete

A simple situation influences a realisation and development of the relationship between John and Sherlock. Just a small musing of how they could realise that their 'not together' arguments may actually be wrong. John/Sherlock

Haru lived on Hades for over 83 years with only the dark creatures for company. Now a space ship has crashed landed leaving new people on Hades, and for some reason Haru wants to protect some of them especially the dark man with sliver eyes. !Re-Making Chapters!

Harry,after fighting 2wars &multiple battles and seeing the magical world get destroyed, decides to leave earth and goes to ere he starts a new life,but will he be able to put his past aside and live that new live? Disclaim:I Don't own HP/Avatar Deleting the story, moving it to new account Bijuui9

A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...

Fill for Valentine's Day One Sentence Meme.A few days before Valentine's Day,Puck teaches Kurt the meaning of flowers and reveals something in the process."It's a Gardenia and um...Wikipedia says it means I'm secretly in love with you."-Season 3, Oneshot

After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.

Contrary to what everyone else had said, Dino was not a slut or a pervert, and no, he did not have a midlife crisis. Tsuna and Hibari thought otherwise. TYL!D2718. TYL!Dino/TYL!Tsuna/TYL!Hibari, not necessarily in that order.

When Harry arrived in Lima, Ohio and began William Mckinley High School the last thing he expected to find was the love of his life. Title of this story was taken from the musical Wonderland. Hurt and Pucktana.

Agent 47 longs for his friends of the past. When he comes back into their lives after 10 years away, his worlds collide...can he reconcile the past with the present, keep his friends alive and come to terms with who he is?

Set mid-season 7. The sisters of Fate bring Balthazar back to life to help the Winchester brothers fight the Leviathans. But will Balthazar return to his arrogant antics & fight alongside the boys? Balthazar/Sam & Cas/Dean slash, sexually graphic.

The Department of Archives never garnered much attention - until it merged with Applied Sciences. Lyn, a poor artist-turned-archivist is swept into a life full of mystery, intrigue and danger when her world collides with the Caped Crusader. Bruce/OC

The Brain, The Jock, The Pincess, The Basketcase, The Criminal and The...Tramp? I know it's been done before, adding a another to the mix but bare with me, it'll be good I promise, I hope! Modern themed. BenderXOC OC-centric

"Dont 'come on El' me. What you're asking me to do is be up in space...with Johnny. You owe me for this. Big time." When Elena Grimm agreed to go to space, she hadn't counted on coming back with new unusual abilities. Johnny Storm/OC

The International Confederation of Wizards has ruled that all persons under the age of 17 shall marry into a pureblood family if they desire to remain in the wizarding world. It's just Harry's luck that he is partnered with Lucius Malfoy. Slash-LM/HP

Reno has a secret, one that has decided to now bite him in the ass. The eyes of his Mother were more than just a family trait, they were a sign of his destiny, a destiny coming to collect // FF7HP crossover // Reno/Rufus/Cloud? // AU

There's another survivor of the HG, one that the others are sure can only be a liability. She even agrees with them. Still, the dark is the one thing she has never feared, and that might be the edge that keeps her alive. Next: Ch 8 Allies

LM: The last thing Marie thought would happen to her was becoming the captive of a dangerous and very hairy mutant. But as Marie gets to know him better, she finds that appearances can be quite deceiving...

He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?

Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.

For five years, they've roamed through space, but the rest of the universe knows Riddick's still alive. And there's a new threat on the horizon... M for language, violence, and adult situations. Rewrite of 'Sight'

Betrayed by Inuyasha's inability to go against Kikyou in anything, Kagome is saved by Naraku - and horrified by his sudden desire for her brilliant soul. He isn't the only one, Sesshoumaru also wants her - for the same reason. 3rd B. Romance other FA.

Darius, Atem's older brother who refused the throne. Someone decided that he wasn't useful and killed him, thus leaving them to his lover, Akefia's wrath. What happens when Darius is reborn as Harry Potter and they all meet? HP/DariusxYB, YMxD, YMxM, YxYY

Harry never made it to Hogwarts at age 11. Five years later, Severus Snape happens to come across Harry in the red light district of Muggle London. Slash HP/SS. Contains mention of MPreg in final chapter...nothing explicit.

Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH

Kurt knew his love for Finn Hudson would never be requited, but as he stared into Jesse St. James' eyes for the very first time, it suddenly didn't feel all too painful anymore. St. Hummel. AU from Hell-O and on.

Mercedes has had enough of that hobbit hurting her Kurtmuffin, so she enlists Puck to help her out with a little revenge. Includes sexy!Kurt videos, some drooling!Blaine/Warblers, and Blaine-bashing. Eventual Kurt/Puck. Don't like? Don't read.

Abandoned fic. The crew initiates the ship's self-destruct mechanism when a Xeno escapes lab confinement. In pity, an ethics adviser releases a sentient being from holding. What is a Predator to do with a tiny pregnant human in the escape pod? It's a question of ethics.

Kagome has been travelling into the past for longer than almost anybody knows, and the reason it happened the first time is very different. Of course, this changes the way things go... don't own, oneshot, complete. SessxKag

Sequel to 'It All Started With A Question,' 'Lucky' and 'Feel This Good'. They're going to work through this. It may not always be easy, but they've got the whole summer to figure themselves out. Finn/Kurt/Blaine

Jack Ramsey will one day become the Joker, but for now is just the new kid at Bruce Wayne's high school, and their friendship turns to something more. Mature themes.We are now in the second part of the story with Joker/Batman. I own none of the characters

Harry despised Dalton and the stuck up, snobbish brats going there, but he sucked it up and concentrated on getting into Bolshoi Ballet Academy with all his power. Until one late afternoon he bumped into Kurt Hummel, the newest addition to the Warblers.

Booth's great aunt dies and leaves him an inheritance. The only problem is he has to be married for a year to claim it. When no one else steps up, only Zack is left to help. Slash Booth/Zack. Very mild M rating.

Fic in response to Wizardsgirl's Challenge! Harry and Rapunzel are fraternal twins and the adventure is different this time 'round! Will contain M-Preg and Yaoi in later chapters! If this bothers you, please, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER. Rating may change...

Slight cross with AC, nothing plot or character wise, more ability and a lil' character history wise. The one thing Rome always knew was that Brian was born Crazy. But that may be his crazy ass pops fault, absent as much as he might have been.

Winchesters aren't meant for "Apple Pie" lives. Potters, well, they're even worse than Winchesters on that front. Add an Angel into the mix, and you're going to get anything but Apple Pie. But they were all right with that.Dean/Sam/Cas/Harry. Pie Verse.

Harry Potter finds himself in an unfamiliar world with no hope of returning home. He sets out to make a name for himself and woos a gorgeous General on the way. CROSSOVER SLASH Harry/Angeal Harry/Rude Sephiroth/Harry, etc.

Kurt and Puck strike up a 'friends with benefits' sort of arrangement, although Kurt's not giving up his V-Card until he's with his first love. But it's not the only secret to keep. Warning for boy-slash, child abuse, cursing and Puck's terrible texting.

While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship

When Aideen Campbell gets a Saturday detention, the Irish exchange student didn't expect it to change her life. All she knew was, she was glad she didn't skip. (BenderOC, ClaireBrian, AllisonAndrew) Disclaimer: Breakfast Club is not mine!

Finn thinks he might be bi, but he doesn't want to jump in head first. He asks Kurt to help him out, only Kurt is in a relationship with Dave. But Kurt and Dave don't seem to mind that too much, apparently, neither does Finn. Written for the prompt meme.

Partner in crime gave me a new prompt: Syntax, Vaako/Riddick, language kink. The Necromonger army land on a new planet and find a language that isn't so new to Vaako. A more full summary inside. Yes, there is gay slash, don't like don't read. Enjoy!

What happens when Stephanie finds herself trapped in a cabin with four Merry Men and no sugar? S/R/B/L/T. Not friendly to Morelli though he's not really in it . Rating for smut, language and adult themes. Formerly Blizzard Buddies.

I remember the first time Han tried to make an impression on me. A sleek Nissan Silvia came racing down the road. I stared in shock as it drifted to a halt, only to find a pair of dark eyes staring back. HanxOC

Jesse has a sister he abandoned years ago. Now he is trying to make it right. She comes to live with him at Dom's. How will she fit into the lifestyle of racing? What is he keeping from her? What is she keeping from him?

Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.

Yuuchi Uchiha doesn't seem to understand why his Tou-san and Chi-Chi had to leave the kitchen and go to the bedroom to open up the pickle jar. "Honestly...you two could've stayed in the kitchen to make all of that noise" -One shot

Ak’ta has been in servitude all of her life for the Yautja culture and has always been treated as such until an Elder takes custody of her. Instead of being a servant for him though he wants her as an assistant. Will Ak’ta be able to handle this new life?

If his life was a movie, then Adam Lambert's music would be the soundtrack. Puck goes through some major life changes but music keeps him going through the bad times and helps him celebrate the good times. Puck-centric; Slash Puck/Kurt.

Kurt is caught doing something naughty after school and is forced into a position he didn't expect. VERY smutty. Gangbang, mainly Puck/Kurt but also other guys/Kurt.Slight noncon. Don't read if you're not looking for pure smut!

Vampires aren't real, everyone knows that. But if that's true, then why is Kurt suddenly allergic to sunlight and garlic? And why is he almost overwhelmed by the urge to bite Puck? Slash Puck/Kurt; Mild BDSM

Yaoi!Harem. Started out as actual story, now just one shots of sex. Mostly blurbs from other story: Legacy of the Uzumaki. May add more/different pieces of smut as I go on. Naruto is a different kind of creature in these!

After her car breaks down outside the dinner, Nightlynn Rose finds herself in the middle of a war between humans and angels. What part could she possibly play, and how will her presence affect our favorite angel?

A series of Harry Potter/Crossover one shots. Pairings will be SLASH Harry/? from numerous crossovers. List of what I can do inside. NO LONGER TAKING PROMPTS. Finally decided that this shall be COMPLETED.

Because Rachel said you never forget your first love, and you had better take Rachel Berry's word at face value. Always. Kinn or Furt - Kurt/Finn, anyway , with a smudge of Faberry if you squint - please do . They're already stepbrothers here, FYI.

Sesshoumaru has joined up with the tachi - but Kagome really isn't prepared for the daiyoukai's twisted sense of humor. Who knew he even had one? Written randomly - no set updating schedule. 1st Best Romance Other FA 1st Quarter 2011.

They may have gotten out of the eclipse, but an emergency skiff won't get them very far. But what kind of ship roams the ghost lanes and is willing to pick up a band of survivors? Major rewrite of Instinct. M for language, violence, and some raunchyness.

Doug invited his sister to join his bachelor party because of her promotion. She thinks it's gonna be a nice night in Vegas but what happens when she gets sucked into the drama. Where is her brother and friend? And what about Phil? PhilxOC

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

-Rachel/Kurt/Finn- He gets too upset, sometimes. So upset that he will just... Just revert. His mind will trap itself inside giant childhood playgrounds for a day or two, surrounded by curative memories of better places and days.

Who knew that the student with the highest GPA and a shoe in for valediction and Ice Prince of Dalton Boys' Academy would have such a bad ass boyfriend? Maybe, they didn't really know Kurt Hummel as well as they thought? Puck/Kurt

He spots the cute brunet across the room and instantly thinks of how to attain him.He meets the brunet again and thinks of how beautiful his eyes are,Tony Stark was a selfish man,but Peter Parker was just fine with that.

Kurt decides further investigation is needed regarding the Puckerman situation. He is both surprised and shocked to find his former nemesis brought low and how it changes them from team mates, to friends and perhaps... Puck/Kurt minor Sam/Blaine slash

Three parts from LJ compiled into one big fic. Contains Sweeter Than Heaven, Hotter Than Hell, and Fireworks. Kurt has to ride home from prom on Puck's lap and things get out of hand. Any mistakes on chapter two are because I was drunk. Seriously.

A one-time thing with Rachel leaves Kurt in quite the predicament. He seeks friendship in the only other person that has gone through it and finds more than just a friend in him. Puckurt. Sequel to What He Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him but can stand alone.

Kurt decides to spend the first week of summer at football camp, and has to share a room with Puck. Puck, after having a very long year of life changing events, slowly starts to realize his true feelings for the team's kicker.

What happens when Neville goes down to one of the Greenhouses to check up on some plants he finds the true Harry Potter, a shy, kind and loving boy who loves plants, if not more than he does. What if Neville starts to develop feelings for Harry? SLASH

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between aggression and foreplay; at least, that's what Kurt was telling himself as he dashed after Karofsky's broad retreating back… Written in November 2010, after NBK aired...

She has strange dreams, but even when she can't remember them, she lets them guide her life. Because she's learned that not listening can kill, and it's not always her own life on the line. Major rewrite of Premonition.

Being in love is hard. Being in love with a boy is harder. But being in love with three other boys, who all love you back? That's the hardest of them all. Kurt/Blaine/Puck/Finn. Based off a prompt on lj's glee kink meme. M for smut and language!

*NEW Chapter 8* Werewolves have always been in Lima, OH, and most people know to stay indoors on full moon nights. Most people aren't Noah Puckerman, who'd be fine with the results, if Kurt's scent doesn't kill him first. Kurt/Puck, spoilers up to 2x05

The War is finally over, but it took everyone away from them. Left with nothing, Harry and Draco fly to the stars to escape prosecution of their werewolf blood, and end up getting smacked in the face with Murphy's Law as the end up on a desert planet.

Phantom/HP Trying to escape from the ruins of his past, Erik accidentally stumbles upon a young Harry Potter, who took pity on the man with the monstrous face. With nothing to live for, Erik decides that Harry could use an angel to guard and guide him AU

Remus and his cubs near the completion of their quest, Harry and Aragorn grow closer each day, and the darkness begins to spread quicker than ever. Join our heros as new families are formed and old ones are reunited. The final chapter of my series. SLASH

Landing in Ancient Egypt after killing a Dark Lord isn't a death sentence but it might as well be. Thankfully for Harry the daughter of the Pharaoh Seti, Nefertiri, has taken a liking to him. Unfortunately so has High Priest Imhotep. Ardeth x Harry, slash

But for the vagaries of fate, Kagome wouldn't have met Inuyasha. But time is very intricate, and even the fates can't see it all. Perhaps time has an even bigger surprise in store for her than even they knew? 2nd Best Romance Other IYFG 2nd Quarter 2011.

When there's a twin added to the equation of a witty sorcerer and a geeky apprentice, who knows what could go wrong? Troubled true love? Mistaken identities? Even for a star literary and physics student, things get complicated. Could end up a Balthazar OC

Working on a spell with his new friend Draco something happens that sends Harry back in time to his parents seventh year, the 18 yr old wizard learns some things that pull him closer to a man who in his time hates him with a passion Check out Wolf Play.

A slash/yaoi one-shot for Sora Hoshi! Harry left the wizarding world at the end of the war and settled in a college town. He's perfectly content to never see anyone again when he see's some familiar faces one night at work.

After a drunken hook-up, Puck finds himself in a bad way and he can't remember who was there with him… Kurt remembers the night in question, but is sure if he mentions it to anyone, Puck will kill him. Dead. Slash, Mpreg, Top!Kurt mentioned

When Harry Potter is temporarily transferred over to America, he is hopeful that his 5 year stay won't be completely boring. Of course, being sent to investigate a series of murders in Seattle doesn't hurt his chances. SLASH.

Laramie had come to Hades with her family, the servants, peasant workers for the scientists. The soul survivor of an eclipse and in the wake of a second one, how will she cope with the survivors of the newest crash and the responsibility of saving them.

Slash! Wikus was the hero of the District, he was their hope of the saviours returning to earth to whisk them away, but as years passed, they grew to distrust him. Wikus still waits for Christopher, even as his life falls to pieces around him.

Kurt's been close to breaking for months now but when someone took a shot at his father, hurt him again because of his sexuality, Puck offers an out. But is he ready for such a major step? Warnings and such inside.

A few weeks after the events at Pacific Playland, Columbus and his surrogate family make it to his home in Ohio. Columbus doesn't find his family there, but he does find a note leading to them. And, his friends meet his sister. Tallahassee/OC.

Dr. Katherine Hayward comes to work at the B.P.R.D. as a research assistant to Abe. Things will get interesting as she adjusts to her new job and comes to know a certain red ape. Movie/comic-verse. HellboyOC.

One of Don Diego's friends from Spain comes to Los Angeles. She's a young lady who can shoot and ride better than nine out of ten men, and one who caught a dangerous outlaw at 16. Will Zorro be able to keep his secret? Featuring Georgette Heyer's Sophy.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Hiatus – Till Inspiration hits. Full summary inside, Crossover HPBtVS, slash SpikeHP AngelusSS Spike is requested to come to Hogwarts to help Narcissa watch over Draco, his nephew, Angelus and Drusilla decide to tag along. When he arrives at Hogwarts he meets Harry Potter and he begins

Kovu could say he did a lot in his life. Met the girl he would come to love, was trained from cub-hood to be a killer, was exiled by his love's father, and almost killed a few times. Yes, Kovu did a lot...but this took the theoretical cake.

One year after the Mariemaya uprising, the Gundam boys decide to join the Preventers. Upon entering, they have to go through various tests and screenings. One of these tests uncovers a long-lost family of one Duo Maxwell. Crossover with Harry Potter. Yaoi

-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.

When Kurt slaps Finn's ass in front of the whole school, Finn decides to teach Kurt a lesson. But what Finn begins turns into something a lot more complicated - and more fun - for both of them. Kurt/Finn slash. AU season 1 and onward.

When Lorna has an interview with Abigail Chase, she never expected to overhear a plot to steal the Declaration of Independence, or to hunt for a legendary treasure, or to get dragged along for the ride. How much will change? More than you think... BEN/OC

Missing scenes from 209 "Special Education" and continues from there. Lauren Zizes rocked his world, so chicks like Santana and Rachel just won't cut it for the Puckster anymore. But who could take her place? Pizes and Puckurt. Three shot.

Set in Season 2 Episode 19 'Folsom Prison Blues'. Due to a case Sam and Dean are spending time in the slammer, their plans however are ruined due to the unexpected arrival of Harry Potter, an effeminate boy wrongly accused.

Slash. Mentions M-Preg. Insanity of course. 'Charles wondered in what world it was obvious that two men, last seen unconscious would be in a cupboard.' How much of a headache can Harry, Gambit, Logan and Remus cause? LoganGambit, LoganHarryGambit JLHPRB

SEQUEL TO DUALITY. Now that they have gone through the veil many questions must be asked. Where are they? Who are those strange pointy eared creatures? Is the Joker here? And most importantly. Will they survive long enough to find out? Multiple X-overs.

Sesshomaru has had a guardian since the day he was born, his guardian is the rock, sunk deep into the earth, that he clings to as the crashing waves of life and hardship beat against his back. YaoiSlash, Onesided mention of Inu no TaishouHenpi Harry

AU Sam Colt is the hot male erotic star of Casa Erotica Productions who likes his men blond, sub and easy. Dean Winchester is a handsome rising star on a collision course with the uber unyielding top on the set of a Clash of Desire. Who will be the top?

I guess this is an alt-univ story, sort of. Van Der Merwe takes Oliver to child services as threatened. Now Christopher must work with his son's case worker and foster mother, Izzie, to get him back. Oliver doesn't make it very easy for either of them.

Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.

SLASH: Justin/Harry: Justin knows what it's like to be inside and outside of the line of fire. He's seen hate, bigotry, and treachery way too much in his young years and he sees all the invisible scars that marred Harry's soul. Slight AU

In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, implied pre-Dean/Castiel. Oneshot. Coarse language and Sexual references. Spoilers for 5.19

Due to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read.

Set before S5E21. Sam has a bad day, and the brothers have an argument. Sam goes for a drink after being forced to leave the motel, and finds himself in trouble. Will Dean become the big brother Sam now needs?

Based on the story by Mrs. Shelley, the creature escapes the hovel that destroyed his prayers and forages in the new world. Snows fall deep and he finds refuge in a widow and a hearth. But, who is the true angel in this tale?

Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn’t going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.

A series of oneshots, both crossover and not, most of them slash. Oneshot 11: "Sorceress" really was sexist term in Harry's opinion. He was very much male, and Squall could attest to that. HPxFinal Fantasy VIII

While in Afghanistan testing his new weapon, Tony is assigned a bodyguard with whom he has had past relations. Now they must both put their past behind them if they want to get out alive. Tony/OC EDIT: Content is being improved and re-uploaded. Technically is complete though. Re-uploaded through ch. 6.

Harry has always had a connection with Darkness, but he never thought he’d become its King. Now his underlings are being hunted in America and Harry goes there personally to investigate. Slash. Sam/Harry/Dean.

ºYaoiº -.Through pure will and sheer tenacity, Uzumaki Naruto goes beyond his limits to keep his promise and uphold his nindo; to walk a path of no regrets, without looking backwards, and never going back on his word.- ºNaru/Sasu/Nejiº

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship

ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-

HP Xover. Slash. Dark Themes. When Harry Potter defeated Voldemort the Wizarding World hailed him as a Messiah, but he couldn't handle the pressure and fled to Japan where he made a new life for himself.

Harry was bent, ever so carefully, over a test tube. It contained Wraith DNA, and he was attempting, for the umpteenth time – to find out if the Wraith were immune to indeed everything, as some people believed. AU!HarryPotter, no pairing, SLASH hints.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Why does everyone keep trying to convince Perry Cox that he has feelings for his protege? They're absolutely wrong, of course. In fact, they're miles away from the hole. They're not even on the green. Right? JDCox. Rated T. New epilogue added!

The Dursley's make a run for it when Harry's numerous Hogwart's invitation letters arrive they don't stop on that little island, they stop when the owls stop when the family arrives in Sunnydale, California. BTVS Crossover Slash

SLASH. VxR. Vaako has become Riddick's Right Hand, and Vaako is sure Riddick is the one who will lead them all to the Underverse. Everything would be perfect if he wasn't so sure Riddick is going to kill him so he can keep Dame Vaako.

Before and after the Threshold, Commander Vaako makes an effort to forge a bond with his new Lord Marshall while observing the rites and customs of his people. Rated M/R for swearing, violence, and some sex. Please review!

ADOPTED FROM RAINBOW STRIPES, THE PLOTBUNNY FARM! Sirius was never meant to die that night in the DOM, so what will happen when the higher powers interfere giving harry another chance to do things differently. SLASH! KICKARSEHARRY! Innuendo and mor

The most beautiful hearts are the ones that have matured and shown their true colours after surviving diversity and darkness. Akatsuki kidnap Naruto, and it brings out his hearts true form, well with a little help. Itanaru, OCC, Yaoi! lemon warning!

After Naraku's death, Kagome returned to her time forever, where she mourns her losses. An older Sesshoumaru offers a deal - a comfortable and secure marriage in return for a child. They'll never love anyone - including each other - again, right?

Harry Potter runs away from home when he runs into a certain whiskered blonde man who offers him a place to stay. Harry agrees and struggles keeping his wizardry a secret from Naruto who is also hiding secrets of his own. Can they trust each other? NxH

The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!

Emily is once again thrown into Riddick’s life when she goes to the movies and ends up on Helion Prime. Now she has to help Riddick fight the Necromongers and save the universe all in high heels and armed with only a candy stash bag.

Vlad has been feeling depressed with life, but that's all about to change when one day, when he's sitting in a coffee shop, who should come in but a beautiful boy with black hair and the palest blue eyes, who Vlad can't help but find attractive...

HPxGundamWing xover.SLASH!HPX1!The summer after Harry's 6th Year, Voldemort kidnaps him, letting insane Doctor J turn him into the perfect weapon. Escaping, Harry needs protection and a comrade who knows how it feels to be considered a 'perfect soldier'

as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.

While being chased by a group of mercs Riddick is thrown through a portal and lands right in the middle of US 19, a busy high way in Clearwater Florida. Only to be nearly run over by a purple jeep wrangler driven by a very familiar teenaged girl.

When Youko Kurama and Kuronue meet Kagome Higurashi, feelings are ignited and evolve. As time passes, they realize that they are not immune to such changes. The question is, will they act on these feelings? YoukoKagomeKuronue IYYH HIATUS

Three friends and a dog are transported to Pitch Black at 11:11 pm. Now they see behind the scenes and what isn't seen in the movie. Now they need to survive in order to get home. How will they effect the story? I suck at Summaries

She knew they were both too caught up in their macho, alpha-male bullshit to admit it, but it was there. Tenderness, caring, attraction. Maybe even love. Suki sees through their act. Brian/Dom. Set after TFATF and 2F2F.

Sequel to Tongue Tied. Madeline O'Connell is finally getting the mess that is her life in order. But when an old Med-jai friend reenters her life, along with a cursed necklace and a young anthropologist, her life is once again turned upside down.

They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse

Takes place right after the new movie of Live Free or Die Hard. The resulting mess of McClane's emotions and how Matt ties into it all. Can this grown man, hardened cop, and father learn how to deal with a punk like Farrell?

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

When Harry destroyed the last Horocrux, he was hit in the backlash. Severus brought him to America to recover. Unfortunately for him, Smallville isn't as peaceful as he thought it would be. Smallville Crossover. Clark/Harry/Lex pairing. **SLASH**

Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Harry reads some family books and finds out that his mother was the descendant of William Turner, Captain of the Flying Dutchman. Will be slash, eventually. HP/JS...

Harry completes his purpose in the Wizarding World, but is denied the oblivion of death, instead thrust into an unfamiliar world with strange people and mysterious dangers. CROSSOVER SLASH Zack Fair/Harry Potter

Jess starts treating the Joker.New to Arkham she soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way possible.In a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE

SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't

So what if our level-headed, well-adjusted, mischievous Lydia from the cartoons was in the movie instead of the slightly more suicidal and depressed movie Lydia? Well, for one, things will definitely go better for Betelgeuse.

The story of the BoyWhoLived is interchangeable. But meet Uchiha Haru or Harry Potter, a man of many faces and identities. Watch as darkness spreads through the shinobi countries, and man realizes that the world needs to be saved once more. HPNaruto

So, Bruce Wayne... how does it feel to be on the top of Gotham's Sexiest Man list? Congrats. Must feel good knowing that women see you as a slab of meat with a tight butt." "So you've been looking at my butt?" BruceOC. A darker look at Robin's name.

Thanks to a complication involving past lives and a sadly undeveloped psychic talent, Sybil Callaghan is dragged into the Joker's plans for the destruction of Gotham. Of course, when it comes to women, nothing ever really goes according to plan.

An accidental wish sends Harry tumbling into the world of Spira where his skills as a Summoner will be put to the ultimate test.Accompanied by Tidus and some other new friends, he'll need to conquer the new chalanges and solve Spira's mysteries.TidusHarry

What's a better way to spend your weekend than caring for two sexy extraterrestrials? And to spice up your day, how about a little interspecies romance? Oh and we can't forget about a nice bloody hunt or two now can we? Setting for three please.

His life was that of a jinchuuriki. He was meant to sacrifice everything from the day he became what he was. Sure, it was horribly unfair but someone had to do it. That didn’t mean that he had to like it though. Yaoi. Total Rewrite.

[Response to Serpent in the Shadows Challenge 6] [SLASH] [HPRiddick Xover] The new Lord Marshall's destructive path of of assimilation leads the Necromongers to a planet called Earth where they are faced with the unexpected.

AU:Slash HPxover. What's a wizard to do? After being expelled for killing Quirrell and dealing with an, at time's, debilitating eye condition, does Harry have any choice but to follow this blonde man? MentorYondy, MeanKashifor a while, MeanUchiha's.

COMPLETED! Harry Potter's in a new city, it's big, it's loud, and it's bleak. It's Gotham. Harry/Bruce. I got lazy and added the ending on to Chapter 24. I know its abrupt but nobody worry. I've already started on Duality's sequel.

-Challenge # 1 from Serpent in the Shadows-. HPNaruIY. Slash! Harry disappeared from the Wizarding world at three and involuntarily found a home in the Shinobi world. Now years later he must travel to a new world to reclaim a lost piece of himself...

Harry Potter is now sixteen years old and ready to face his destiny. But at what price journey to middle earth where Harry must find himself again. don't be afraid to read its not as cliche as it sounds please reveiw!

In which the character John Myers is explored through ten short stories, inspired by ten songs. They range from light PG to heavy PG13. Most of these deal with the relationship between John and Hellboy, in the gay sense. Meaning slash. Enjoy.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer xover. Harry meets a vampire in a pub. Being an Auror, it’s his public duty to keep an eye on the vamp, and keep him under control. Harry/Spike. Warnings: spanking, bondage, orgasm denial, but it's quite a fluffy love story.

What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!

For She Who Cannot Be Turned. KakashixHarry!Slash. Harry goes back to Konoha – a place he swore over a century ago to never to return to, because Tsunade, his grandniece, begs his return, if Harry still cherishes one thing, it is his family. Finished.

A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.