Finally. A reason to watch the Winter Olympics.

For years we have wondered if bobsledders wear boxers or briefs. Now we know.
It's thong.
From the bobsledding World Championships in Switzerland:

Dialogue as they headed down the track
"Do you feel a cold draft?"
"Of course. We're bobsledding."
"Oh. Right. I was afraid my pants had split and my big ass was sticking out."
Oh. By the way. Here is the U.S. women's bobsledding team. I can't wait to see their asses in Vancouver. For my money, the hottest ones are Jazmine Fenlator, Bethany Hart and Jamia Jackson. I just like their look. I guess it's my type.