It seems this week The Mighty C.O. has been besieged by The Derp. Nonetheless, we soldier on. “Meet Lando. He’s named after the charming Star Wars scoundrel for a reason. He’s a blue beagle and doesn’t quite understand the concept of personal space. Thankfully, his big brother Dusty is as patient as they come.” -CT.

According to folklore, if you look into a mirror and chant “Oh-em-gee, I simply have to tweet a selfie of my face when Bieber dissed Solange on Ellen,” a naked imp will appear and attempt to knock some sense into you.