Charlie Bumpers vs. the Puny Pirates

by Bill Harley

At last Charlie Bumpers is assigned to the same soccer team as his best friends Tommy and Hector—they can’t wait to try out the stupific offensive plays they’ve perfected. But the three friends’ high hopes are crushed on the first day when they see their shrimpy and inexperienced teammates bumbling around on the field and find out their coach isn’t interested in their stupific plays.