"There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books; one type learns from observation; and one type just has to urinate on the electric fence." - Dr. Laura Schlessinger

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My DeviantART penname: JenniferWorld. The account is fairly new and I'm just learning to edit pictures on the computer, but I'm satisfied with what is posted so far. Some shonen ai pictures, no hard-core yaoi, but oh well. Enjoy, if you so wish.

AU What happens when the crew of the Archangel mistreat Kira because he is a coordinator? How will Athrun react to seeing his state after capturing the Strike and bringing it aboard the Versaillius and how will Kira react to being treated by kindness?

Ryou Shiozu looks at life through his camera. It's the safest place for him to be. So when the official dare devil of his new school - Bakura - takes an interest in him, will Ryou step out from behind the lens and really look at life? And love? Tendership

The way the game works is this: if James can seduce a target, he gets a kiss. If the target's a real challenge, he might get more. He's never gone after anyone as tough as Kendall. Not once. Not ever. Kendall/James, James/Stepmother

If you experience a traumatic event during exam time, you can apply for special bonus points. Naruto tries to exploit this by staging a bad break-up between him and Sasuke, but it becomes clear that he hasn't really considered the nasty consequences.

A cgkinkmeme prompt gone wild. Starts with a pushy Suzaku at 10 through 16, and a reluctant Lelouch at 17 through 22, exploring their relationship through dream-linked universes and politics, as child and teens and adult. AU, one-shots/mini-arcs, M/M, explicit

"Maybe you should do the interview," James mumbles, and he's in close again, invading your personal space in this way that makes your nerves jangle and your skin hum, the way you feel on a plane before takeoff. James/Kendall

From cgkinkmemeii. PROMPT: AU, in which Suzaku and Lelouch go to a club with Rivalz and a guy starts to flirt with Lelouch... So Suzaku gets angry, and at the end they start to fight for Lelouch. Explicit, M/M, M-M, Male!OC, age-appropriate alcohol use

AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

From cgkinkmemeii PREMISE: An experiment leaves Suzaku with breasts and Lelouch with feelings. But will those feelings outlast Suzaku's femininity or will he have to choose between Lelouch's love and his true self? Explicit, M/F, M/M, gender/female issues

For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru

AU. One-shot. Three years, two months, and sixteen days, Eiri "Yuki" Uesugi has lived inside this hospital, with no intention of fixing what isn't broken. On the seventeenth day, a new boy arrives, with scars that match his own. Dark.

Marik and Bakura hate each other, and they aren't afraid to use their other halves to further fuel the hatred. And a dark and dirty bet involving seduction is only going to make things more interesting. YAOI, language, lemon.

The village is being turned upside down to find Uchiha Sasuke, and Naruto is overdue from a mission. Little do they know that both are hiding in plain sight. SasuNaru. Warnings for angst, death, love, heartbreak.

Sasuke and Naruto land themselves a detention for quarrelling in class, you've heard it before. But their teacher Kakashi brings a whole new level of awkwardness to the detention and it escalates from there. Sasunarusasu

Drabble collection of long and short stories mainly revolving around SasuNaruSasu with a TINY bit of NaruSaku . Random situations, plotlines, and ages are abound, including some spinoffs from my own stories. ..SasuNaruSasu, SLIGHT NaruSaku, Drabbles..

In which Kaidoh makes a few interesting discoveries, Inui is creepier than usual, and Tezuka has a secret crush. And there is porn. Lots of porn. InuKai, TezuFuji. ...We grammar failed in the title on purpose.

An illness threatens Roy Mustang's life, and the only cure may come at too heavy a price to bear. Especially when the side-effects ripple out to effect those around him as well. Serious genderswtich challenge, focusing on the gravity of the idea.

They loved each other. Then Sasuke met Sai and Naruto turned to Neji. But somewhere along the way, in between the glances and the sneaking around, they realized that they were incomplete without the other.

Neji is a fighter pilot for the Aerilen Space Station. He graduated early and is among the best pilots on the ship. Everyone thinks he is perfect and normal, but he has a secret. He is developing odd feelings toward his jet's computer, an AI named Gaara

Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.

DEARKA x YZAK. Yzak has been screaming in his sleep, and sleep walking into Dearka's room, ever since he left...But now Dearka is back, and Yzak wants answers... A.N: Deleted chapter 1, because it wasn't really needed, and it sucked. So, enjoy the rest!

Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."

"And that is why I need ter commandeer this here dinghy, savvy?" - When Jack needs to make a quick get-away from Port Royal, he tries to convince a gaurd to let him have a spare boat, and naturally, this ends very badly for the poor gaurd… Oneshot

SasuNaru. Sasuke’s the bad kid on the block; he and his gang are always the cause of trouble. Naruto’s the quiet straight A student that is almost invisible. When circumstances push the two together, watch what happens. Inspired by “A Walk to Remember”

It's not the accuracy of what you believe in, but the strength of your belief in it. Gift for Gwyllion. Sort of sequel to Let Me Hold Your Hand, same verse but VERY different story. SasuNaru. Hints at religious themes.

America always thought that he was a hero and a hero should be able to do everything, including proposing the love of his life. Yet Fate seemed not to agree with the notion and America found how his every attempt was thwarted awesomely.

Around the time Ritsuka starts to question his relationship with Soubi, Ritsuka’s mother goes too far with the abuse. Soubi forces the sacrifice to move in with him and Kio doesn’t like it one bit. Ritsuka finds out that Soubi's reasons are all in a diary

Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.

Backpacking through Southeast Asia with thirteen other strangers wasn't Sasuke's idea of a stress-reliever. Especially after meeting one jaded Westerner who can't seem to accept his own culture. NaruSasuNaru, AU.

An America/England fic. That Christmas, America found just the most perfect gift for England. And of course he would give said 'perfect gift' to England, even if he had to ask his boss to write some letter to Santa Claus to achieve it.

I’ve sat on my apartment ceiling into the small hours of darkness for countless nights, staring at the black sky, waiting. How many hours of sleep have I lost to this pastime? I can’t count them anymore. I used to, but now I don’t. ...Implied NaruSasu...

Hanabi isn't the best candy striper; she doesn't have her sister's bedside manner. When she sees a man sitting outside of one of the operating rooms looking devastated, she finds she can't help but reach out to him. Hanabi, Minato, SasuNaru. AU. Happy.

Part of my Alphabet series. S2: Tieria never quite admitted how he felt about Lockon's death, to himself or to anyone else, but it's effects are there, for anyone who wants to look deep enough to see. TieriaXLockon with slight TieriaXLyle Angst le gasp!

Question: When Hikaru eavesdrops on Kaoru’s phone conversation and is shocked by what he hears how can Kaoru possibly justify his actions? Answer: With... cream. Naughty, M-rated, explicit, lemony Hitachiincest.

Kumagorou doesn't like Tohma very much today. And Ryuichi is inclined to agree. Rated for language, "suggestive themes," and I feel like a shounen-ai warning is redundant on a Gravitation fic. Ryuichi/Tohma

Sasuke here will be your new Jounin Instructor, Naruto" Tsunade informed the gaping blond boy as he stared up at the equally shell-shocked raven haired Uchiha. The last thing Sasuke wanted was to teach a brat who thinks he's a pervert SasuNaru,

Suddenly, there was a sound of crystal bells ringing clearly through the air. I recognized their tone. They were wedding bells. My mother wrapped me up in a warm hug. "It's time, Yelana." A tribute to the Poison Study Series by Maria V. Snyder.

So ever popular Uchiha Sasuke, the Senior class President and leader of his band, falls head over heels for the blonde sex god, Uzumaki Naruto. Will the raven really find love or will his cold nature get the best of him to get in his way?

TezukaFuji. Short multi-parter: Fuji is rich, popular, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Tezuka has heard a lot about him but is not impressed. Fuji, however, turns out to be someone really unexpected.

Fluffy Little!SasuNaru - - Naruto's never had Hot Chocolate before, but he wants to try it. Can Sasuke help him learn the proper manner of Hot Chocolate drinking? Or is Naruto doomed to be burned by the yummyness?

Lelouch is given a chance for redemption when, after being shot by Suzaku, he is transported to a new world and a new love. X1999xCodeGeassxHolic CROSSOVER Rewrite of a story I posted in the X1999 section. Yaoi and AU.

After Sasuke answers a dating ad in the local newspaper, he's inadvertently paired up with the oddest "Cupid" he's ever met. Despite being both male, they agree to go out on the one-date requirement in the hopes that Sasuke's own dating ways will improve.

Naruto and some of his friends decide to try out the Haunted Mansion, in honor of Halloween. However, they conveniently forgot about Naruto being scared of everything to do with Halloween! Will their vampire escort be enough to settle his nerves? Sasunaru

Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu

A stray spell manages to hit Ritsuka without him or Soubi the wiser. When it renders Ritsuka unable to do anything but want to be intimate with Soubi, will Soubi give in or will he stay strong and resist the persistent boy? Choose your own alternate ending. SoubixRitsuka, slash. Complete.

And now they are here, both sitting on the floor even though the couch is only a few meters to the right but Athrun doesn’t mind anyway and Kira is happy that they’re sitting on the floor because on the couch there would be more space between them.

Naruto, in need of money, reads an ad in the paper looking for a live-in babysitter for seven kids. What he doesn't realize is that five of the seven kids are hormonal teenage boys out for some ass. SASUNARU AU Adopted by Echo Uchiha

UPDATED SasuNaru Masquerade theme Konoha's in charge of the biggest event, the Masquerade ball. Inviting all except Sound. However, there was someone who went that Naruto had NEVER expected to go, Sasuke. So who was this stranger?

As the title implies, a cross-play with Sweet Home Alabama. Sasuke returns to his hometown to sever his ties with his old lover, only to find that he's not as out-of-love as he originally thought. NaruSasuNaru, One shot.

SasuNaru. After losing Naruto for the first time when he moved away when they were kids, what would Sasuke do to keep Naruto by his side when the blond turns up at his doorstep in the middle of the night with no memory of who he is. New summary! :D

Naruto has been cheating on Sasuke for nearly a month with none other than Neji Hyuuga, Sasuke’s biggest competitor at everything. It’s obvious that a breakup is going to ensue, but can they stand to be apart from each other? NaruSasuNaru.

A series of DarkDaisuke centric sonfics. One sided or mutual, their love for each other would never wane. Chapter Fifty ::Dear Bobbie:: Dark had been alive for a long time, but he had never spoken of any other tamer besides his former.

Kazuki was bored and decided to play a game with Juubei. However, things did not turn out as expected. It got BETTER than he can bargain for. One-Shot Kazuki X Juubei. Enjoy reading. Please review. Thank you!

Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasu

Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

Naruto hated Christmas. There was no tree, no fire, there were no presents, and there was no holiday joy. But there was one thing he remembered about Christmas every year. He was always alone. ONESHOT, Sasunaru luv!

He completely stopped halfway to his radiator when he received a response for his usual greeting and the unexpected warmth of his already on radiator. "Welcome back," said the deep, familiar voice. ..SasuNaru, Oneshot, Xmas fic..

It isn’t true that Aoyagi Ritsuka loves the man seven years his senior best when he’s broken down. He loves him——he supposes that what he feels when he sees Agatsuma Soubi on the hardwood floor of his empty apartment. Love, and so much pity.

Gaara is a down on his luck highschool dropout struggling to make ends meet by working as a waiter in downtown Konoha. What happens when the rich, handsome, and disgustingly arrogant business tycoon Hyuga Neji gets thrown into his life? NejiGaara

This world is full of strangers. A name with a face, a face with a name. Sometimes with no name or even a face. But when you gain a face and name together, what does that mean? Are you still strangers? Ask them. Maybe they will know. [SasuNaruSasu, AU]

HIATUS Yugi and Yami are having a sleepover with the gang. Is the only reason because they're bored or do they want to get their friends together? YYxY, BxR, MxM, HxO, SxJ, Mai x Anzu Slash and FEMslash

When Naruto doesn’t confess to what’s affecting his ninja duties, Sasuke demands that Naruto fix his problem. Sasuke even follows Naruto home to make sure that he’s ok only to discover Naruto’s problem is a bit more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru

We have feelings but we can’t feel. We won’t feel the tips of your fingers gliding across our skin, or your hand in our hair. Mentally, we’ll know that they’re there, we’ll see that they are there, touching us, but our brains won’t register the contact.

Gaara falls victim to a horrible crime and is found by Neji alone in the woods. What can Neji do to save this broken boy? First fic ever rated M for Yaoi rape and violence. SasuGaa ItaGaa NejGaa Warning: OOCness

[on hiatus] Ask the idiotic, psycho, and huggable cast of Spiral your most pressing questions. Anything goes, so have at it! Rating may be changed, depending on the content of the questions. Yaoi, yuri, het, and plain insane questions welcome!

Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]

She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu

Ginji wakes Ban up at three in the morning on Christmas Day, shouting things in excitement about how they've been visited by Santa in the night. Preety fluffy and sweet. Short, but worth the read. R&R! FOR YAOISHOUJO! Merry Xmas.

Sasuke gets sent out on a mission two days before Christmas, but buys Naruto an extralarge present to make up for it. The problem is, does Naruto care about the present when he's to spend Christmas alone? SasuNaru, oneshot.

AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.