1. "Those elves are definitely getting a pay raise after this one! X-ray cameras rule!"
2. Pablo had seen enough... his sandwiches had been "disappearing" for far too long.
3. "You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip I dip we dip."
4. "OK, that's some decent scroll saw work, but are they really calling this a trophy? I mean, this is like something my kids would make me for Father's Day."
5. The messed up part: Marie "The Spidergirl" Morris had absolutely no problem finding a date.