Category Archives: Masturbation

Time was when you could predict the topics of conversation you’d have with your friends and family. But times move on and as I get older the diversity and randomness of conversations I have with people I thought I knew knows no bounds. How’s this for an opening gambit in a conversation from last week. […]

Being in the job that I am it’ll come as no surprise to you that I’ve given a lot of thought to what tops the list of male masturbators in terms of pleasure-giving ability. With the advent of mechanised, robotic masturbators the question can be even more specific, by which I mean what are the […]

How are you going to know what to do in bed with your lover if you don’t know how to pleasure yourself. To me it’s obvious but the only alternative to exploring your own body’s pleasure responses is to hope that your partner is very in tune with you and willing to take the time […]

Suze and I have both been experiencing a little stress recently and because of that we’ve been looking for healthy outlets for our frustrations and anxiety. We’ve just moved into a new house so there’s plenty of scope to lose yourself in DIY and gardening particularly because the previous owners were terribly unskilled at hope […]

It’s not so long ago that men had to use their imaginations when it came to masturbation and most of them still do. If you fantasise about a specific porn star you might think that an imaginary tryst with them might be the nearest you’ll get to fulfilment with them. However this is the 21st […]

I wasn’t going to get wrapped up in this year’s Big Brother but I’ve slowly been pulled in to watching it. As the show is now only televised in small 1 hour long shows it’s not that difficult to keep up with what’s going on without having to spend hours watching it. There are a […]

My social networking site never fails to amaze me. From the requests to see more pics of me and do I do porn to the requests for me to meet up for a quick shag. Some people are so unsophisticated it wouldn’t surprise me if that was the only contact they have with opposite sex…but […]

I decided to do sex toy review yesterday afternoon as it was so grey and dismal outside. Turning on the DVD player on route I pulled the bedroom curtains closed, don’t want the neighbours watching my porn. Lol The DVD was already loaded in the player and kicked in to action, I started the first […]

There’s a scene in Fight Club where Tyler Durden walks into Marla’s room and he spots a dildo on top of a chest of drawers. She says something along the lines of “Don’t feel undermined by it”. Funny ‘cos I wouldn’t. I love to see Suze masturbate. In fact I even enjoy hearing it as […]

I’ve written before about methods of masturbation and the story about a friend coming back to the house he shared as a student to a surprise. His housemate had fallen asleep on the sofa with his trousers around his ankles and clutching his cock with a tea towel. The same guy also told me of […]

In case you haven’t noticed girl masturbate. Whether it’s with their hand, with the washing machine or with a sex toy they do enjoy orgasms. Go figure Huh. In case you were in any doubt try this article over at Himdulgence.com

Weird Masturbation Technique Male masturbation has come on in leaps and bounds over the last couple of years. No longer do they have to resort to using their left hand, a sock or…I don’t even want to think about it. Lol There are some wonderful male masturbatory devices that take some of the arm work […]

I’m sharing an observation with you, running an idea by you to see what your opinion on this is. I watch porn…no, I watch an awful lot of porn. Is awful the right word? Any way I watch and review more porn than most laymen do. Lol All in the course of my work you […]

I always miss those little gems of naughtiness, television programs with lots of innuendo, programs with adult references and as I have just learned radio shows based upon female masturbation. Yes, I did say radio show about women’s masturbation…and I missed it. Will have to look it up later. The Radio 4 show Woman’s Hour […]

I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I felt the urge to search Google images for “strange wanking”. My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery. It looks like you insert your cock in to the palm of the hand and the machine takes care of the rest. One for the lazy wanker […]

I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or as it is medically known, Raynaud’s Disease. The symptoms can be range from tingling which continues after the machinery is switched off (Oh, bugger that […]

I quite literally don’t know what happened to last month, it passed me by and consequently forgot completely about my roundup for the month. So here it is without further ado. Things have been a little quite lately. As you know we went out on a porn shoot last month for a spoof of Deal […]

In my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don’t need telling twice to masturbate. Lol I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that someone would try and attack his cock because he constantly had his hand down the front of his trousers, even when driving. I can only […]

I remember watching Suze pleasure herself to clitoral orgasm for the first time and it was something quite special. I said it in a recent post, there’s always something new to be experienced, always a new facet of sex that presents itself. Until that night I’ve been the one administering the clitoral orgasms as it […]

I remember once laying in bed on a sunny afternoon with the sun streaming through the curtains. We were in our first flat and life was a little simpler than it is now. We had very little money but not as much in the way of outgoings. Suze was about to lose her job (though […]