Dirty Politics of Left Helping Trump

The more dirt dished on Trump, the better. Conservatives finally picked the right candidate to thwart the Left.

The Tea Party gave the GOP stellar candidates, however, can you imagine any of them would have fared under this onslaught.

Take Ted Cruz for example. As much as many Tea Partiers loved the man, my prediction is Cruz would have folded like a lawn chair had they found a recording of him like this. Before you say, “Cruz is clean,” remember the rumors swirling around him about mistresses and prostitutes. I’m not saying it’s true, but we never really know.

Herman Cain found out the hard way, and you can bet there were others whose underwear weren’t so clean.

Trump can and will withstand the onslaught of the media, and a crooked administration doing everything in order to cover its ass; the ass being Barack Obama.

As I was writing why this “scandal” would make Trump president, I was sent an article from Scott Adams, the writer of Dilbert. Apparently, RINO eunuch Erick Erickson challenged him to explain how this could possibly help Trump.

Erick Erickson

I'm waiting for the guy who writes Dilbert to pen 5000 words on why this Access Hollywood tape is actually a brilliant thing for Trump.

Adams accepted the challenge of the nit of the wit kind, and blasted Erickson. In his response, Adams gives 14 reasons why the current Trump tapes will have essentially no negative impact on Trump.

I couldn’t have added a thing, as Adams writes:

Challenge accepted!

I’ll give you my thoughts, in no particular order.

1. If this were anyone else, the election would be over. But keep in mind that Trump doesn’t need to outrun the bear. He only needs to outrun his camping buddy. There is still plenty of time for him to dismantle Clinton. If you think things are interesting now, just wait. There is lots more entertainment coming.

2. This was not a Trump leak. No one would invite this sort of problem into a marriage.

3. I assume that publication of this recording was okayed by the Clinton campaign. And if not, the public will assume so anyway. That opens the door for Trump to attack in a proportionate way. No more mister-nice-guy. Gloves are off. Nothing is out of bounds. It is fair to assume that Bill and Hillary are about to experience the worst weeks of their lives.

4. If nothing new happens between now and election day, Clinton wins. The odds of nothing new happening in that timeframe is exactly zero.

5. I assume that 75% of male heads of state, including our own past presidents, are total dogs in their private lives. Like it or not, Trump is normal in that world.

6. As fictional mob boss Tony Soprano once said in an argument with his wife, “You knew what you were getting when you married me!” Likewise, Trump’s third wife, Melania, knew what she was getting. It would be naive to assume Trump violated their understanding.

7. Another rich, famous, tall, handsome married guy once told me that he can literally make-out and get handsy with any woman he wants, whether she is married or not, and she will be happy about it. I doubted his ridiculous claims until I witnessed it three separate times. So don’t assume the women were unwilling. (Has anyone come forward to complain about Trump?)

8. If the LGBTQ community wants to be a bit more inclusive, I don’t see why “polyamorous alpha male serial kisser” can’t be on the list. If you want to label Trump’s sexual behavior “abnormal” you’re on shaky ground.

9. Most men don’t talk like Trump. Most women don’t either. But based on my experience, I’m guessing a solid 20% of both genders say and do shockingly offensive things in private. Keep in mind that Billy Bush wasn’t shocked by it.

10. Most male Hollywood actors support Clinton. Those acting skills will come in handy because starting today they have to play the roles of people who do not talk and act exactly like Trump in private.

11. I’m adding context to the discussion, not condoning it. Trump is on his own to explain his behavior.

12. Clinton supporters hated Trump before this latest outrage. Trump supporters already assumed he was like this. Independents probably assumed it too. Before you make assumptions about how this changes the election, see if anyone you know changes their vote because of it. All I have seen so far is people laughing about it.

12. I hereby change my endorsement from Trump to Gary Johnson, just to get out of the blast zone. Others will be “parking” their vote with Johnson the same way. The “shy Trump supporter” demographic just tripled.

13. My prediction of a 98% chance of Trump winning stays the same. Clinton just took the fight to Trump’s home field. None of this was a case of clever strategy or persuasion on Trump’s part. But if the new battleground is spousal fidelity, you have to like Trump’s chances.

14. Trump wasn’t running for Pope. He never claimed moral authority. His proposition has been that he’s an asshole (essentially), but we need an asshole to fight ISIS, ignore lobbyists, and beat up Congress. Does it change anything to have confirmation that he is exactly what you thought he was?

Erickson gets an epic smackdown. Rinse and repeat on Nov 8, when Erickson and other #NeverTrump get yet deja vu all over again.

These relic Republicans don’t understand what’s happening to them. They have lost their power base, yet cling on to sinking rafts with the furor of drowning rats. I’m proud to be part of their demise, and a member of Tea Party Community.

We represent the “ignorant” horde who has tired of their intellectual drivel. We will save the Republic, not RINOs like Erickson.