4:00-8:40 – Eric had a “Parks and Recreation” thing in Vanity Fair (online); Dylan has a harmonica; some questionable surgical procedures are recommended

8:40-23:10 – “Focus” review

23:10-35:10 – “The Lazarus Effect” review

35:10-1:04:50 – QOTW (things to change about the Oscars), plus talk about the Oscars, oh my gosh, why did we talk about the Oscars so much?

1:04:50-1:08:55 – Next week’s QOTW, recap, and goodbye

QOTW: What’s your biggest movie coincidence? (Example: Jeff saw a movie where the main character had the same hometown as him, Bettendorf, Iowa. Hopefully your coincidence is better.)

REVIEWS:Focus B 7/10The Lazarus Effect C+ 4/10

]]>01:08:55cleanfocus,effect,lazarusEpisode 249: 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2,' 'The Duff,' 'The Last Five Years,' 'What We Do in the Shadows,' 'The Voices'Fri, 20 Feb 2015 20:00:00 +00000:00-4:20 – Hello; a game we used to play but don’t anymore; some “Parks & Recreation” talk

4:20-7:15 – iTunes reviews

7:15-20:00 – “Hot Tub Time Machine 2″ review

20:00-30:35 – “The Duff” review, ending with more “HTTM 2″ complaints

30:35-42:50 – “The Last Five Years” review

42:50-51:50 – “What We Do in the Shadows” review

51:50-58:10 – “The Voices” review

58:10-1:09:45 – QOTW (movies that needed a time machine)

1:09:45-1:12:25 – What’d You Watch; Oscar bowling

1:12:25-1:14:05 – A shoutout; talk of karaoke

1:04:05-1:18:20 – Recap, interrupted by more Oscar talk, and then next week’s QOTW, then more recap. It’s kind of a mess.

]]>56:10cleanEpisode 244: 'Blackhat,' 'American Sniper,' 'The Wedding Ringer'Fri, 16 Jan 2015 20:00:00 +00000:00-5:00 – Hello, for some reason Gamergate, what if we did traffic reports?5:00-20:10 – “Blackhat” review20:10-28:25 – “American Sniper” review28:25-29:30 – We’ll review “The Wedding Ringer” later in the show29:30-45:50 – QOTW (remakes but in a different genre)45:50-50:00 – Sundance is coming up and we are excited to see movies and other critics50:00-1:07:40 – “The Wedding Ringer” review, as prophesied1:07:40- Recap, Navy SEALs, the end

]]>01:10:17cleanEpisode 243: 'Selma'Fri, 09 Jan 2015 20:00:00 +00000:00-1:50 – Oh hey, how’s it going?1:50-4:50 – “Taken 3″ was kept from critics, so we made up some other stuff instead, then talked about critics in the U.K.4:50-7:20 – Then we made up some more “Taken”-based stuff, resulting in an unplanned game of Pitch Me7:20-8:45 – iTunes review8:45-24:00 – “Selma” review (B.S.-approved!)24:00-26:55 – Letting everyone know how much you agree with a movie26:55-41:00 – QOTW (how movies will be different 10 years from now)41:00-51:15 – A round of Eric & Jeff’s Excellent Adventure51:15-53:25 – Recap, more blather

QOTW: What movie should be remade but in a different genre? Tell us how it would change the story, who should be in it, etc.

REVIEWS:“Selma” B+ 10/10

]]>53:25cleanEpisode 242: Our Top Ten ListsFri, 02 Jan 2015 20:00:00 +00000:00-2:20 – Happy New Year!2:20-3:30 – iTunes review3:30-7:25 – It was a good year of movies; pre-top 10 wagering7:25-47:00 – Our top 10 lists47:00-53:40 – QOTW: your favorites of 201453:40-57:35 – We saw “The Interview”; other things we watched57:35-59:15 – We’ll do another show next week

]]>01:10:23cleanEpisode 240: 'The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,' 'Annie,' Character CasseroleFri, 19 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +00000:00-3:20 – Hi, howdy, the weather, whatever3:20-23:30 – “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” review23:30-24:50 – We had to choose between “Night at the Museum 3″ and “Annie”24:50-35:30 – “Annie” review35:30-37:00 – Year-end QOTW: what were your three (3) favorite movies of 2014? We’ll tabulate the results for the Jan. 2 show.37:00-47:45 – A round of Character Casserole47:45-53:10 – Scar (from “The Lion King”) has a real name; then there’s talk of Hitler and Jeff’s son; if toddlers ruled the world53:10-57:25 – Recap and more convivial banter, including a Jeff Goldblum anecdote

QOTW: What were your three (3) favorite movies of 2014?

REVIEWS:“The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies”: C- 7/10“Annie” C- 7/10

]]>57:23cleanEpisode 239: 'Exodus: Gods and Kings,' 'Top Five'Fri, 12 Dec 2014 20:00:00 +0000[NOTE: There’s a slight echo on Eric’s voice on this one. We didn’t know it was being recorded that way, and we couldn’t remove it from the recording after the fact. We’re sorry. You get used to it after a minute.]

QOTW: What’s the (supposedly) best movie that you’ve started watching but never finished?

]]>45:56cleanEpisode 227: 'Tusk,' 'This Is Where I Leave You,' 'A Walk Among the Tombstones'Fri, 19 Sep 2014 19:00:00 +00000:00-5:00 – Hello, we are at Fantastic Fest; Jeff will have to wear a bad T-shirt; the results of our weight-loss contest5:00-14:00 – “Tusk” review14:00-20:30 – “This Is Where I Leave You” review20:30-22:00 – If two directors made the same movie22:00-29:20 – “A Walk Among the Tombstones” review29:20-40:50 – QOTW (your preferred movie-watching companions)40:50-43:15 – Recap of today’s lessons

QOTW: What ’80s TV show (that hasn’t already been done) should they make into a movie? Casting/story ideas welcome.

]]>01:06:11cleanEpisode 225: 'Coherence,' 'The Congress,' Pitch MeFri, 05 Sep 2014 19:00:00 +00000:00-9:55 – Intro; the fancy Whole Foods; Jeff was sick at Eric’s party; Eric is babysitting9:55-12:50 – No movies really came out last week or this week12:50-20:05 – “Coherence” review (B.S.-approved!)20:05-27:15 – “The Congress” review27:15-43:55 – QOTW (the first movie you walked out of) (there’s a weird edit at the end of this. pay it no mind.)43:55-51:15 – A round of Pitch Me51:15-54:45 – The resolution to a story from the QOTW segment (cc: @djmecca); who’s going to Fantastic Fest?54:45-59:10 – Eric’s report on the Telluride Film Festival (another weird edit at the end of this.)59:10-1:01:30 Recap; now it’s a parenting show

QOTW: What under-the-radar movie were you a champion of, sharing it with friends, etc.?

QOTW: What movie-related gift would you love to get for Jeff Bayer on his birthday (July 14)? You can give one realistic answer and one fantasy answer. Jeff will choose the best answers and praise that person.

]]>01:08:19cleanMovie B.S. Bonus: our friend Mike interviews usFri, 04 Jul 2014 21:46:18 +0000On June 30, to pass the time while driving the U-Haul full of the Bayers' stuff to San Diego, our friend Mike Khavul interviewed us. We talked about the current state of film, what we'd criticize if there were no movies, how we came to be friends, and a lot of other things. It's an hour long, and the recording conditions (the cab of a U-Haul traveling 55 mph on I-5 in central California) were not pristine. Nonetheless, Movie B.S. devotees may find it amusing. Or not. Look, it's free. ]]>01:04:23cleanEpisode 217: Our favorites of 2014 (so far)Fri, 27 Jun 2014 19:00:00 +00000:00-6:00 – Introduction, it’s Bayer’s last show before he moves to San Diego, complaining6:00-7:10 – iTunes review7:10-12:00 – “Transformers: Age of Extinction” wasn’t screened in Portland but we talk about it anyway12:00-30:50 – Our top 10 lists for the first half of 201430:50-50:40 – Preparatory to Jeff’s departure, we reminisce about all the movies we watched at Jeff’s house over the years, and get nostalgic50:40-1:00:00 – QOTW (toys and games that could be movies or whatever)1:00:00- No show next week (July 4), and then something about tasers, and the wrap-up

QOTW: If there are aliens, and you can send them one movie to represent humanity, what do you choose and why?]]>52:33noEpisode 198: 'RoboCop,' 'Winter's Tale,' Pitch MeFri, 14 Feb 2014 08:39:48 +00000:00-3:40 - Introduction, an announcement3:40-5:40 - Our lunch sponsor: "Try Not to Burn," a supernatural thriller by Michael Matula, now on Kindle for $3.995:40-16:00 - "RoboCop" review16:00-37:45 - "Winter's Tale" review, with many spoilers, and then some commentary on the screening rats37:45-47:40 - QOTW (your "litmus test" movies)47:40-56:10 - A round of Pitch Me56:10-58:20 - Portland International Film Festival is still happening; "The Congress" is good; movie talkers58:20-1:00:55 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What movie deserves a prequel?]]>01:01:18noEpisode 149: 'Snitch,' Oscars, and moreFri, 22 Feb 2013 08:00:00 +00000:00-3:20 - Introduction; go vote for the TSR Awards3:20-13:25 - "Snitch" review13:25-15:15 - "Dark Skies" is a movie, but they wouldn't show it to anyone15:15-20:25 - Snider is at the Oxford (Miss.) Film Festival; Bayer is hosting a poker game in his absence20:25-37:00 - Hey! The Oscars! What's up with that?37:00-45:20 - QOTW (what musician or athlete would you like to see get into acting)45:20-49:10 - Wrap-up and goodbyes, including talk of dill (for some reason)

QOTW: How far have you ever driven to see a movie, what movie was it, and was it worth the drive?]]>49:10noEpisode 148: 'A Good Day to Die Hard,' 'Safe Haven,' and moreFri, 15 Feb 2013 08:47:28 +00000:00-3:10 - Introduction; it's Valentine's Day Night; what Jeff is drinking3:10-17:00 - "A Good Day to Die Hard" review17:00-24:45 - "Beautiful Creatures" review24:45-44:25 - "Safe Haven" review, including formal implementation of the Sparks Rule and full spoilers of the plot44:25-48:50 - "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III" review48:50-57:30 - QOTW (supporting characters you'd like to see more of)57:30-1:06:35 - Pitch Me, featuring the new Pitch Me jingle by Gregory Whitehead1:06:35-1:07:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What musician or athlete would you sincerely like to see get into acting?

QOTW: What male/female duo would like to see in a movie in a non-romantic context (like Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy in "Identity Thief")?

]]>52:18noEpisode 145: 'Hansel & Gretel,' 'Amour,' Sundance, and moreFri, 25 Jan 2013 19:37:57 +00000:00-3:25 - Introduction; Snider is at Sundance; some gossip about "jOBS"3:25-12:35 - "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters"12:35-19:20 - "Amour" review, including discussion of how terrifying Michael Haneke looks19:20-23:45 - "Quartet" review23:45-27:45 - "Parker" and "Movie 43" are opening, but they wouldn't show them to anybody first27:45-38:15 - QOTW (what movie did you think was going to be awful that turned out to be good?)38:15-54:20 - Snider's report on the Sundance Film Festival: "Before Midnight," "The Way Way Back," "Don Jon's Addiction," "Stoker," "The Spectacular Now," the blogger party that got shut down54:20 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What movie made you totally change your opinion of it with the ending?]]>53:23noEpisode 136: 'Life of Pi,' 'Red Dawn,' and more - Movie B.S. with Bayer and SniderWed, 21 Nov 2012 09:10:07 +00000:00-2:30 - Introduction; the show is early this week2:30-12:00 - "Rise of the Guardians" review12:00-20:40 - "Life of Pi" review20:40-30:30 - "Silver Linings Playbook" review30:30-33:50 - Bayer's mustache 33:50-44:10 - "Red Dawn" review, with a tangent about holiday movies44:10-51:50 - Pitch Me (Paul Giamatti, Jodie Foster, noir musical)51:50-1:00:10 - QOTW (make up a new mythical character to be turned into a movie)1:00:1:01:30 - Premature wrap-up1:01:30-1:02:43 - Oh right, next week's QOTW; goodbye

QOTW: Hypothetically remake and recast a Hitchcock movie.]]>01:02:43noEpisode 135: 'Lincoln,' 'Breaking Dawn Part 2,' and more - Movie B.S. with Bayer and SniderFri, 16 Nov 2012 21:13:18 +00000:00-3:45 - Introduction; stuff about the baby; etc.3:45-15:00 - "Lincoln" review15:00-30:15 - "Breaking Dawn -- Part 2" review30:15-41:25 - QOTW (What type of movie do you tend to automatically avoid?)41:25-43:00 - iTunes reviews43:00-50:30 - Character Casserole (Scooby-Doo, the kid from "Pursuit of Happyness," Rick from "The Mummy")50:30-57:20 - Discussion question from a listener: What does it take for a movie to get an F or zero?57:20-59:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyes; more about Snider's relationship with Bayer's baby

QOTW: In honor of "Rise of the Guardians," make up a new mythical character (along the lines of Santa and the Tooth Fairy) who should be turned into a movie.

]]>59:38noEpisode 134: 'Skyfall' and more - Movie B.S. with Bayer and SniderFri, 09 Nov 2012 22:15:33 +00000:00-7:30 - Introduction; fun with noises; our history with James Bond7:30-20:30 - "Skyfall" review20:30-26:50 - "Smashed" review26:50-33:50 - "The Comedy" review33:50-44:05 - QOTW (What one decision would you make regarding the upcoming "Star Wars" sequels?)44:05-50:00 - Interquel ("Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "Knocked Up")50:00-53:05 - iTunes reviews; buy us lunch; next week's QOTW53:05-54:30 - Bayer and his new baby watched a movie together; wrap-up and goodbyes54:30-58:05 - Randy Newman's Title Song from "Skyfall"

QOTW: What type of movie do you tend to automatically avoid?]]>58:05noEpisode 133: 'Wreck-It Ralph' and more - Movie B.S. with Bayer and SniderFri, 02 Nov 2012 19:04:20 +00000:00-5:30 - Introduction; Bayer's baby has arrived; Snider can eat meat again5:30-17:25 - "Wreck-It Ralph" review17:25-26:00 - QOTW (What movie that doesn't already have a game associated with it should be turned into a game?)26:00-30:45 - Next week's QOTW30:45-37:20 - "Flight" review37:25-44:20 - "The Sessions" review44:20-46:50 - They didn't screen "The Man with the Iron Fists," but we talked about it anyway46:50-48:00 - For Portlanders, Cinema 21 is hosting a Hitchcock festival this week, with 35 mm prints of great movies48:00-55:45 - Pitch Me (Hugh Jackman, David Schwimmer, science fantasy)55:45-57:25 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: You get to make ONE decision regarding the newly announced "Star Wars" sequels. What is it?

QOTW: What movie that does not already have a game associated with it should be made into a game (video game, board game, whatever)?]]>01:09:25noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 131: 'Paranormal Activity 4,' 'Alex Cross,' and moreFri, 19 Oct 2012 20:45:25 +00000:00-3:15 - Introduction; we should do traffic reports; accidentally faking out a listener3:15-17:10 - "Paranormal Activity 4" review17:10-28:45 - "Alex Cross" review28:45-38:45 - "Wake in Fright" review38:45-52:35 - QOTW (what one thing would you forbid in movies from now on)52:35-1:01:00 - Interquel ("Frankenstein" and "Top Gun")1:01:00-1:02:50 Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What movie would you set in a different time period, and what time period would you move it to?

QOTW: If you could make a new Hollywood rule -- "No more _____!" -- what would it be?

]]>01:17:05noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 129: 'Taken 2,' 'Frankenweenie,' and moreFri, 05 Oct 2012 22:09:33 +00000:00-2:10 - Introduction; complaints about technical problems2:10-12:45 - "Taken 2" review12:45-20:20 - "Frankenweenie" review20:20-24:30 - "Hotel Transylvania" review, with a tangent about tall bikes24:30-33:10 - "Pitch Perfect" review33:10-40:20 - "V/H/S" review40:20-41:25 - "American Scream" is playing tonight only in Portland, but watch for it elsewhere in the near future41:25-48:55 - QOTW (what horror movie should they make a junior version of?)48:55-52:15 - iTunes reviews, including a mean one52:15-1:01:20 - Character Casserole (Mel Gibson in "Signs," the shark from "Jaws II," and "Ted")1:01:20-1:04:15 - Lunch sponsor: "The Ex and the Why," a U.K. comedy made for 250 "pounds"!1:04:15-1:05:50 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What true event from history that has not already been turned into a movie should be turned into a movie?]]>01:05:53noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 128: 'Looper,' 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower,' and moreFri, 28 Sep 2012 19:00:49 +00000:00-3:25 - Introduction; where everybody is; why Snider sometimes leaves early3:25-13:50 - "Looper" review13:50-23:15 - "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" review23:15-30:55 - "Liberal Arts" review30:55-32:30 - QOTW for next week: What horror film should they make a junior version of (a la "Frankenweenie")?32:30-1:03:50 - Fantastic Fest report: "Holy Motors," "The Final Member," "American Scream," "The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled," "I Declare War," "History of Future Folk," "Cloud Atlas," other fun and merriment1:03:50-1:11:15 - Update on Snider's vegetarianism, Bayer's pregnant wife, wrap-up and goodbyes

]]>01:02:26noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 125: 'The Words' and moreFri, 07 Sep 2012 20:05:06 +00000:00-3:00 - Introduction; Bayer has had a lot of caffeine (as usual)3:00-13:10 - "The Words" review13:10-21:50 - "For a Good Time, Call" review21:50-30:10 - "The Inbetweeners Movie" review (with a "Downton Abbey" tangent)30:10-35:00 - "Samsara" review35:00-43:35 - QOTW (what movie character's voice do you wish you had)43:35-46:20 - "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is on the big screen; so are some movies they didn't screen for critics46:20-54:50 - A chat with Jon Kroupa, Kickstarter supporter and author of the book "52 Diets" 54:50-1:02:00 - Character Casserole (Rusty Ryan, Master Li, Lt. Dunbar)1:02:00-1:08:30 - A tangent about the words "butt" and "nuh-uh"; a lunch sponsor; why Snider uses his middle initial; it gets better; a premature wrap-up1:08:30-1:11:50 - Snider went to Telluride and talked to Bill Murray

QOTW: In honor of Whitney Houston in "Sparkle," what dead performer do you wish had made one last movie before they died, and what would it be?]]>01:09:14noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 120: 'Total Recall' and moreFri, 03 Aug 2012 20:57:55 +00000:00-3:05 - Introduction; the difference between live and pre-taped3:05-16:15 - "Total Recall" review16:15-22:20 - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days" review22:20-32:25 - "Klown" review32:25-41:15 - QOTW (favorite bully-vs-wimp moments)41:15-49:00 - Interquel ("Bring It On" and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles")49:00-51:30 - Things to check out on DVD; wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: In honor of "The Bourne Legacy" (in which Jeremy Renner has replaced Matt Damon), what principal character in what movie or movie series would you replace with which actor?

QOTW: What childhood thing other than a teddy bear should be made into an R-rated comedy?

]]>01:04:44noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 113: 'Rock of Ages,' 'That's My Boy,' and moreFri, 15 Jun 2012 20:49:29 +00000:00-2:05 - Introduction; it's good weather for not going to the movies2:05-18:50 - "Rock of Ages" review18:50-40:50 - "That's My Boy" review, including an IMDb user review40:50-49:00 - QOTW (what actors should play father and son)49:00-51:30 - Next week's QOTW, including a tangent about brother-on-brother bloodshed51:30-58:35 - "Hysteria" review58:35-1:05:25 - Something funny at Scorecard Review; more places to read and hear us; a side conversation that we should have cut out; wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What movie do you wish you could watch for the first time again?

QOTW: What actors should play father and son, a la Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg?]]>01:03:25noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 111: 'Snow White and the Huntsman' and moreFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:00:00 +00000:00-4:55 - Introduction; predicting the quality of the show; we went to Cannes but came back; Jeff drinks beer4:55-23:10 - "Snow White and the Huntsman" review23:10-31:15 - "High School" review31:15-34:25 - We had a catastrophic technical malfunction and lost the second half of the show; QOTW

Question of the Week: What movie do you think should have launched a franchise (i.e., one or more sequels) but didn't?

]]>39:28noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Cannes Film Festival Episode 4: 'Lawless,' 'Antiviral,' and moreSat, 19 May 2012 21:40:31 +00000:00-1:35 - Introduction; fun is tiring; Snider has been getting up early a lot lately1:35-13:20 - "Lawless" review13:20-21:30 - "Antiviral" review21:30-27:15 - Some fascinating French characters, including: Jacques De Bono, line cutter; dawdling theater exiters; people who text and/or sleep27:15-31:25 - Bayer's encounters with Jessica Chastain and Matthew Lillard (one of those might be imaginary); Snider's encounters with Shia LaBeouf and fellow "Lawless" cast members31:25-34:35 - The "Moonrise Kingdom" press conference34:35-38:45 - Everyone in France smokes; nobody drinks water; quirks of French restaurants and stereotypes38:45-42:10 - Have Bayer and Snider discovered anything unusual about each other while traveling together?42:10-47:00 - Plans for tomorrow; Cannes is all about directors; wrap-up and goodbyes]]>47:00noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Cannes Film Festival Episode 3: 'Reality,' we're so tired, and moreFri, 18 May 2012 22:32:25 +00000:00-2:00 - Introduction; we're so tired; excited for tomorrow's early movie, even though it will make us more tired2:00-8:45 - "Reality" review8:45-14:25 - "Beasts of the Southern Wild" review14:25-19:30 - "Beyond the Hills" review19:30-22:50 - Trying to eat dinner (spoiler: McDonald's is part of this story)22:50-24:05 - We've made our schedule, and we will not have to get up early too many more times; this is good because we're so tired; we might go to a party24:05-28:05 - Feel free to suggest topics; talk of TV crushes; wow, this thing really goes off the rails in the end. We're so tired.

]]>28:04noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Cannes Film Festival Episode 2: 'Rust and Bone' and moreThu, 17 May 2012 21:45:24 +00000:00-4:10 - Introduction; bonus fireworks; we had a perfect day; Bayer got enough sleep4:10-6:40 - Our first experience at the iconic Grand Lumiere Theatre6:40-16:00 - "Rust and Bone" review, including an interlude where we eat a baguette16:00-20:50 - "Mystery" review, including unintended racism20:50-29:20 - Snider writes; Bayer sees "Mekong Hotel," which he hates; nobody can say the director's name (Apichatpong Weerasethakul)29:20-36:00 - The American Pavilion and its cocktail party36:00-44:35 - Things we love about France (first musical number in "Beauty and the Beast"; everyone says "bonjour"; different varieties of potato chips; French bakeries)44:35-46:00 - Sincere appreciation and amazement that we're even here, for crying out loud!46:00-47:40 - Wrap-up and goodbyes]]>47:41noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Cannes Film Festival Episode 1: 'Moonrise Kingdom' and moreWed, 16 May 2012 22:05:52 +00000:00-1:10 - Introduction; welcome to France!1:10-5:00 - Our 22-hour journey5:00-6:30 - Bayer has not slept; Snider has6:30-15:50 - "Moonrise Kingdom" review15:50-18:50 - How the Cannes press screenings work18:50-25:50 - Cannes publicity stunts, leading into a review of "The Dictator"25:50-29:00 - Our afternoon at the beach!29:00-37:20 - "After the Battle" review, with an alarming story about Snider's phone playing music37:20-40:30 - Half-brained preview of tomorrow; wrap-up and goodbyes

Remember, we'll be doing shows every day while we're at the Cannes Film Festival! Look for one approximately each afternoon (U.S. time) from Thursday, May 17, through Wednesday, May 23.]]>01:04:00noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 109: 'The Avengers,' summer box office wagering, and moreFri, 04 May 2012 20:02:59 +00000:00-2:50 - Introduction2:50-19:50 - "The Avengers" review19:50-27:40 - QOTW (what team of movie characters would you assemble, and what problem would they fight)27:40-29:20 - Next week's QOTW29:20-31:40 - Snider wrote something about girls and "The Avengers"31:40-32:40 - Bayer is in San Diego; there is some innuendo32:40-48:40 - Bayer and Snider's summer box office challenge48:40-50:45 - Bayer's philosophy on competition50:45-54:45 - "Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card Counting Christians" review54:45-58:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: In honor of the latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration ("Dark Shadows"), what director/actor combo do you think should work together?

QOTW: If you could assemble a team of characters from different movies to combat a problem, what would the problem be and which characters would you assemble?]]>01:07:32noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 107: 'The Lucky One' and moreFri, 20 Apr 2012 21:53:35 +00000:00-2:30 - Introduction, warning of upcoming "Lucky One" spoilers2:30-21:50 - "The Lucky One" review21:50-22:50 - It's safe to come back after "Lucky One" spoilers!22:50-30:40 - "Think Like a Man" review30:40-37:25 - "Coriolanus" review37:25-41:30 "Chimpanzee" discussion, no review because they didn't screen it in Portland, who should narrate things?41:30-42:35 - More about "The Lucky One," just for a minute, and Danny Glover's new lisp42:35-54:10 - QOTW (what animal hasn't yet been the focus of as many movies as it deserves?)54:10-55:25 - Next week's QOTW55:25-56:10 - More about platypuses and beavers56:10-1:01:40 - Character Casserole (Stitch, Butch, and Chief Wiggum)1:01:40-1:04:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes and how Eric is getting to the airport

QOTW: What movie have you seen the most times in your life?

]]>01:04:04noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 106: 'The Cabin in the Woods' and moreFri, 13 Apr 2012 19:58:52 +00000:00-2:00 - Introduction2:00-12:40 - "The Cabin in the Woods" review (totally spoiler-free), including a tangent about "Red Dawn," for some reason12:40-23:00 - "Bully" review23:00-32:55 - "The Three Stooges" review32:55-36:35 - "Blue Like Jazz" review36:35-50:35 - QOTW (what movie was spoiled for you before you saw it)50:35-51:50 - Next week's QOTW51:50-57:50 - Interquel ("The Shining" and "The Wizard of Oz")57:50-59:10 - Rich sponsored our lunch; you can do the same; also maybe write an iTunes review if you want to 59:10-1:03:25 - Bayer played ping pong, and then talked about it for some reason1:03:25-1:05:00 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

]]>01:03:40noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 102: '21 Jump Street' and SXSWTue, 20 Mar 2012 08:40:16 +00000:00-2:05 - Introduction; we didn't do a show on Friday because of reasons2:05-11:00 - "21 Jump Street" review11:00-16:50 - QOTW (movie characters whose high school years you'd like to have seen)16:50-41:50 - South By Southwest Film Festival highlights: "Cabin in the Woods," "Fat Kid Rules the World," "Big Easy Express," "Killer Joe," "Safety Not Guaranteed," "Sinister," "Sleepwalk with Me," "Charles Bradley: Soul of America," "Bernie."41:50-49:30 - SXSW Music Festival, according to Bayer49:30-51:45 - SXSW Music Festival, according to Snider51:45-52:10 - Wrap-up and goodbyes]]>52:10noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 101: 'John Carter' and moreFri, 09 Mar 2012 15:00:00 +00000:00-2:00 - Introduction; Jeff is super mellow2:00-3:45 - We're going to Cannes! Can you believe that??3:45-15:10 - "John Carter" review15:10-23:45 - "Friends with Kids" review23:45-25:50 - Jeff's rules for when he has kids25:50-30:20 - QOTW (your most interesting experience with kids at the movies)30:20-32:40 - We're not sure if we have a question for next week32:40-35:00 - "Silent House" review (from Eric only)35:00-36:40 - Some stupid Eddie Murphy thing36:40-44:50 - What we're looking forward to at SXSW, including a side conversation that's just between Jeff and Eric44:50-51:00 - Pitch Me (Ellen Page, Cheech Marin, historical wrestling biopic)51:00-54:05 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What movie characters would you like to see in high school?

]]>54:08noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 100: 'The Lorax' and moreFri, 02 Mar 2012 15:00:00 +00000:00-2:20 - Introduction; it's our 100th episode!2:20-4:10 - Kickstarter campaign for us to do podcasts from Cannes: it's in the home stretch!4:10-14:10 - "The Lorax" review, including a tangent about the names of Jeff's cars14:10-23:55 - "Project X" review, including a tangent about movies ending in the letter "X"23:55-33:20 - QOTW (which movie party would you like to have attended)33:20-34:20 - Next week's QOTW34:20-40:40 - "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" review40:40-43:20 - "Rampart" review (from Bayer only)43:20-51:40 - Character Casserole (Paul Blart, Travolta from "Wild Hogs," and Vin Diesel from "Fast and Furious")51:40-53:40 - Where you can find us online; we'll be at South By Southwest53:40-55:15 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

QOTW: What's your most interesting or amusing experience involving kids at the movies?

QOTW: Which movie characters would you marry, kill, and sleep with? (Presumably different ones for each.)

]]>01:08:55noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 96: 'Chronicle' and moreFri, 03 Feb 2012 15:00:00 +00000:00-2:20 - Introduction; Bayer and Snider as Calvin and Hobbes2:20-15:15 - "Chronicle" review15:15-15:45 - Bayer's mom is in town15:45-24:40 - "The Woman in Black" review24:40-32:10 - "The Innkeepers" review, during which Movie B.S. becomes a horror movie too32:10-37:10 - "Big Miracle" review (from Bayer only, because Snider didn't see it because he was at a major film festival like some kind of big-shot)37:10-40:05 - The QOTW for next week: What's your most romantic movie-watching experience? 40:05-49:05 - Interquel ("The Adjustment Bureau" and "500 Days of Summer")49:05-50:25 - iTunes reviews 50:25-52:55 - What if we went to the Cannes Film Festival?52:55-53:48 - Wrap-up and goodbyes

]]>01:01:41noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 83: Puss in Boots and moreWed, 23 Nov 2011 22:59:28 +0000Puss in Boots; Rum Diary; Anonymous]]>49:48noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 84: Tower Heist and moreWed, 23 Nov 2011 22:56:42 +0000Tower Heist; A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas; Martha Marcy May Marlene; The Skin I Live In; The Mill and the Cross.]]>52:39noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 85: Jack & Jill and moreWed, 23 Nov 2011 22:49:09 +0000Jack and Jill; J. Edgar; Immortals; Like Crazy.]]>54:36noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 86: Breaking Dawn and MoreWed, 23 Nov 2011 02:07:00 +0000This was our last show at Cascadia.fm before we moved to MovieBS.com.]]>53:25noEpisode 82: 'Paranormal Activity 3,' 'Take Shelter,' 'Three Musketeers,' 'Johnny English Reborn,' 'Margin Call'Fri, 21 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000REVIEWS: “Paranormal Activity 3,” “Take Shelter,” “Three Musketeers,” “Johnny English Reborn,” “Margin Call” MISC: Propaganda Extravaganza]]>53:39noEpisode 81: 'The Thing,' 'The Big Year,' Pitch MeFri, 14 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000REVIEWS: “The Thing,” “The Big Year” GAMES: Pitch Me MISC: We review the “Footloose” trailer]]>53:16noEpisode 80: 'Real Steel,' 'Restless,' 'The Ides of March,' 'Guilty Except for Insanity,' Character CasseroleFri, 07 Oct 2011 07:00:00 +0000REVIEWS: “Real Steel,” “Restless,” “The Ides of March,” “Guilty Except for Insanity” GAMES: Character Casserole Misc: iTunes reviews]]>52:03noEpisode 79: '50/50,' 'Dream House,' 'Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil,' 'What's Your Number?'Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000It was Jeff Bayer’s turn to write the summary for Episode 79 of Movie B.S with Bayer and Snider, but he forgot to do it before he left for the airport and Eric D. Snider had to do it instead. This is really symptomatic of the problems in Jeff and Eric’s professional relationship, and it’s only a matter of time before it comes to a head. In the meantime, on the show they both raved about “50/50,” the funny and touching cancer comedy-drama starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen. Both critics also agreed on “Dream House”: it’s terrible. They both liked the gory horror comedy “Tucker and Dale vs. Evil,” too, though Eric liked it more than Jeff did. See? This is what I’m talking about. A perfectly good horror comedy like “Tucker and Dale vs. Evil,” and Jeff doesn’t appreciate it. He’s ungrateful. I guess that’s what it is. He’s just ungrateful. But anyway. Sorry. Jeff saw Anna Faris’ new comedy “What’s Your Number?” and said it’s really bad, so we’re taking his word for it. Then the show got cut a little short because — surprise, surprise — Jeff selfishly had to fly out of town to join his wife and celebrate their anniversary. Ugh. This guy.

PROPAGANDA EXTRAVAGANZA: If you like Movie B.S., tell people about it. (If you don’t like it, please be quiet.) The most creative propaganda piece will win the biggest Movie B.S. prize to date! One winner will get the following Blu-rays: “TRON: Legacy,” “MacGruber,” “Limitless” and “Louie: Season 1.” Check out our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/moviebspdx for past examples. Fans have made and posted fliers, created decks of cards, and even killed a man in our name! Deadline to enter is October 19. QOTW: In conjunction with “The Ides of March,” which movie politician would have your vote? Any movie politician, any office.

]]>44:19noEpisode 78: 'Moneyball,' 'Dolphin Tale,' 'Pearl Jam Twenty'Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider watched “Moneyball,” which is about baseball and math, and both critics approve. They were less enthusiastic about “Dolphin Tale,” though Eric thinks it’s worth taking the kids to. Jeff was down on the documentary “Pearl Jam Twenty,” and Eric didn’t see it because he doesn’t like the rock ‘n’ roll that you young people today listen to. PROPAGANDA EXTRAVAGANZA: If you like Movie B.S., tell people about it. (If you don’t like it, please be quiet.) The most creative propaganda piece will win the biggest Movie B.S. prize to date! One winner will get the following Blu-rays: “TRON: Legacy,” “MacGruber,” “Limitliess” and “Louie: Season 1.” Check out our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/moviebspdx for past examples. Fans have made and posted fliers, created decks of cards, and even killed a man in our name! Deadline to enter is October 19.

]]>50:55noEpisode 77: 'Drive,' 'I Don't Know How She Does It,' 'Straw Dogs,' InterquelFri, 16 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000For the first time ever in the history of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, film critics Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider talk about movies they like, don’t like and simply shrug at. First up is “Drive” starring Ryan Gosling. It falls under the “like” category (a lot). Next up is “I Don’t Know How She Does It” starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Can you guess what category this flick falls under? We answer the QOTW which was, “What actor or actress who normally plays a certain type of character could break out and play against type?” Of course there’s pimping, plus PROPAGANDA EXTRAVAGANZA (see details below). Both Jeff and Eric saw the original “Straw Dogs” and Eric saw the remake. Interquel is played with “Bull Durham” and “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

PROPAGANDA EXTRAVAGANZA: If you like Movie B.S. then tell people about it. The most creative propaganda piece will win the biggest Movie B.S. prize to date! One winner will get the following Blu-rays: “TRON: Legacy,” “MacGruber,” “Limitliess” and “Louie: Season 1.” Check out our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/moviebspdx for past examples. Fans have made and posted fliers, created decks of cards, and even killed a man in our name! Deadline to enter is October 19.

QOTW (thanks to listener Dave Gibbons): How far have you ever driven to see a movie, what movie was it, and was it worth the drive?

]]>49:10noEpisode 76 - 'Warrior,' 'Contagion,' and moreFri, 09 Sep 2011 07:30:00 +0000There are many movies to talk about this week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, so it’s a good thing it’s a movie show. Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider both endorse “Warrior,” a sports movie with heart (and some plot contrivances). They also approve of “Contagion,” a virus medical thriller about death and disease and stuff. Eric loved the raucous sci-fi comedy “Attack the Block”; Jeff liked it OK. They were further split on the spiritual drama “Higher Ground,” which Eric loved and Jeff found boring.

Your QOTW for the next show: What actor or actress who normally plays a certain type of character could break out and play against type? Give us specific ideas of what he or she could do to change things up.

]]>56:32noEpisode 75: 'The Debt,' 'A Good Old Fashioned Orgy,' Pitch MeFri, 02 Sep 2011 07:00:00 +0000Film critics Eric D. Snider and Jeff Bayer talk movies, pimp and play a game. Come join us, won’t you? First up is “The Debt” starring Helen Mirren, Jessica Chastain, and Sam Worthington. Eric liked it, Jeff verged on love. Jeff also plays a little of his interview with Mirren and company. “Shark Night 3D” and “Apollo 18″ weren’t screened for critics, so we have no idea what level of bad they are. We did answer the QOTW which was: In honor of “Apollo 18,” which presents a horror twist on the Moon landing, what other historical event could be given the horror treatment?

Next up is “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” starring Jason Sudeikis and a bunch of others. Both critics enjoyed it enough, though Jeff found it a little tame. They play a rousing game of PITCH ME starring Richard Gere and Scott Baio, yes THE Scott Baio. “The Adults in the Room” gets a one-week run at Cinema 21. It’s from local Portland filmmaker Andy Blubaugh and even has a little Eric in it. Go see it!

]]>53:56noEpisode 74: 'Don't Be Afraid of the Dark,' 'Colombiana,' 'Senna,' 'Our Idiot Brother,' 'The Interrupters,' interview with Evan Glodell ('Bellflower')Fri, 26 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000Lots to talk about on Episode 74 of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. For one thing, it’s Eric’s birthday. Also, there were some movies. Jeff and Eric had possibly their biggest disagreement yet on “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark”: Jeff hated it, Eric liked it a lot. You make the call! They agreed that “Colombiana” is a generic and overlong action movie. Jeff saw the documentary “Senna” and called it the best doc of the year so far; he was less fond of “Our Idiot Brother,” starring Paul Rudd. Bayer and Snider both liked “The Interrupters,” a respectable doc about stopping violence in inner-city Chicago, directed by the man who made “Hoop Dreams.” Finally, they talked to Evan Glodell, the writer/director/producer/star of “Bellflower,” which both guys loved. Evan was very enthusiastic about his movie. You should go see it.

QOTW: In honor of “Apollo 18,” which presents a horror twist on the Moon landing, what other historical event could be given the horror treatment? Give us your ideas, and we will steal them.

]]>56:04noEpisode 73: 'Fright Night,' 'Conan the Barbarian,' 'One Day'Fri, 19 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000It’s the ’80s on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. First up is the remake of the ’80s horror film “Fright Night” starring Anton Yelchin, Colin Farrell and Imogen Poots. Both Eric and Jeff were a fan of the film, though Jeff seems a little surprised by how much he liked it. Next, it’s the remake of the ’80s action flick that originally starred Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now it stars Jason Momoa and Jeff and Eric say it’s just a little bit crazy. Finally it’s the romance “One Day.” What does that have to do with the ’80s? Well it takes place over the course of many years, starting with 1988, so there. We answer the QOTW: What bad 1980s movie do you think could be remade into a good one?

Also, we have a special guest on the show next week! “Bellflower” opens in Portland on 8/26, and we’re going to have writer/director/star/producer/crazy person Evan Glodell on the show to talk about it! It will be fun! Let us know if you have any questions for him.

]]>51:27noEpisode 72: 'The Help,' 'Final Destination 5,' '30 Minutes or Less,' 'The Guard,' 'The Future'Fri, 12 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider have a lot of movies to talk about this week, so naturally they spend several minutes talking about unrelated tangents. But then, movies! “The Help” is a surprisingly effective story about race relations in the 1960s. Eric liked “Final Destination 5″ more than Jeff did, and they both thought “30 Minutes or Less” was okay. “The Guard” is a very funny Irish dark comedy, and Eric quickly recommended “The Future.” There was some good QOTW action, too, with many fine answers provided by the listeners.

QOTW: What bad ’80s movie do you think could be remade into a good one? Feel free to give casting ideas, too.

]]>52:06noEpisode 71: 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes,' 'The Change-Up,' 'Another Earth,' 'Tabloid,' Pitch MeFri, 05 Aug 2011 07:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider do what they were born to do … and then they talk about movies. This week it’s the prequel “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.” Snider liked it and Bayer did as well. Then they discuss the QOTW: What other film should have a prequel? After that it’s on to discussing the absolutely filthy, and sometimes very funny “The Change-Up” starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds. Two independent films made it to Portland this week, “Another Earth,” which both of them saw, and “Tabloid” which Snider saw. This week’s game of Pitch Me stars David Spade and Mark Wahlberg. Finally, here’s your new Question of the Week …

QOTW: In honor of “The Help” – which tells the story of black maids in segregated Mississippi, what other groups’ historical stories should be told.

]]>53:35noEpisode 70: 'Cowboys & Aliens,' 'Crazy Stupid Love,' 'Snow Flower and the Secret Fan,' Pitch MeFri, 29 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and a newly clean-shaven Eric D. Snider have much to discuss on this week’s edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. First up is “Cowboys & Aliens,” which neither gentleman found particularly appealing, although neither of them hated it either. “Crazy Stupid Love,” on the other hand, is a funny and surprising ensemble comedy about love, and how it’s stupid and crazy. Jeff saw “Snow Flower and the Secret Fan” and says you shouldn’t. Nobody saw “The Smurfs,” so whatever. There was some good Question of the Week action regarding items that should be paired up in movies, and a fine edition of Pitch Me involving dames on a submarine.

QOTW: In honor of next week’s “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” what movie would you like to see a prequel to, and why?

]]>52:12noEpisode 69: 'Captain America: The First Avenger,' 'Friends with Benefits,' 'A Little Help,' Chris Evans interview, Snide RemarksFri, 22 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. our film critics Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider review a superhero, an office mate and friends … with benefits. First up is “Captain America: The First Avenger” starring Chris Evans and Tommy Lee Jones. Eric was a bigger fan, but we both had a few issues for very different reasons. There’s also Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis trying to have it all in “Friends with Benefits.” Both of us think it rises above the average romantic comedy. It’s very rated R. Jeff saw “A Little Help” so you don’t have to. Plus, we play Jeff’s interview with Chris Evans (“Captain America”) and also Eric’s column Snide Remarks.

Want to see “Cowboys & Aliens” early? We’re giving away a pair of tickets for Tuesday night in Portland. Go to our Facebook page and tell us you want to go.

QOTW: With “Cowboys & Aliens” coming out, what other two things should go together to become a movie?

]]>56:01noEpisode 68: 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2,' 'Winnie-the-Pooh,' 'A Better Life,' 'Terri,' InterquelFri, 15 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000Did you know they made another Harry Potter? They did! It’s a fitting conclusion to the big saga, as Jeff and Eric convey in this week’s episode of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” Also terrific is “Winnie the Pooh,” an innocent and whimsical throwback to the old Disney shorts. Jeff reports that “A Better Life” is awfully hard to watch on account of being depressing; Eric reports that “Terri” is a vulgar “Napoleon Dynamite” clone that’s only so-so. There’s also a nice round of Interquel. New QOTW: What movie best represents/symbolizes/encapsulates America? Plus! Portland DVD/Bluray shop Disc E. Business is hosting appearances by Walter Koenig and Grace Lee Whitney from the original “Star Trek” series! They’ll be there signing autographs and stuff on Aug. 20 and 21, and “Movie B.S.” listeners can get a discount on merchandise! Go to DiscEBusiness.net, click “events” and then on the Movie B.S. logo.]]>53:14noEpisode 67: 'Horrible Bosses,' 'Zookeeper,' Pitch MeFri, 08 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, we’re only talking about two movies hitting wide release. First up, it’s “Horrible Bosses” starring Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx. Jeff was really excited for this one and decided it was simply good, not great. Eric liked it a little bit more. Next up the “family” comedy “Zookeeper” starring Kevin James. The animals talk, but both Jeff and Eric don’t think you should listen. We answer last week’s QOTW: In honor of “Horrible Bosses,” tell us about a horrible boss you’ve had. We also update our Summer Box Office Challenge explaining how Eric can still get Jeff to shave him. Finally, it’s a game of Pitch Me with Sylvester Stallone and Jon Hamm.

QOTW: In honor of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2″ what movie most deserved to be split in two parts?

]]>56:04noEpisode 66: 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon,' 'Larry Crowne,' 'Monte Carlo,' 'Page One'Fri, 01 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000For the Fourth of July, Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are celebrating freedom from great movies. “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” and “Larry Crowne” are both lousy, and “Monte Carlo” is only so-so. Jeff saw the New York Times documentary “Page One” (Eric didn’t) and says it’s pretty good, if you like newspapers and journalism and stuff. “Transformers” provides a good excuse to talk about toys that should be made into movies; the guys update their box-office competition; and Eric reads more iTunes reviews in old-timey voice.

QOTW: In honor of next week’s “Horrible Bosses,” tell us about a horrible boss you’ve had.

]]>53:44noEpisode 65: 'Cars 2,' 'Bad Teacher,' 'Conan O'Brien Can't Stop,' InterquelFri, 24 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are … wait for it, wait for it … talking movies this week on “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” First up is Pixar’s animated sequel “Cars 2″ starring Larry the Cable Guy. Yes, he’s the lead. Jeff and Eric don’t hate this movie, but it’s the worst of the Pixar bunch. They also dive into what this “Cars” world means. Next up is “Bad Teacher” starring Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake and Jason Segel. Two of those three aren’t that funny in this R-rated comedy. “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop” shows Conan (warts and all) after being fired from “The Tonight Show” and focuses on his comedy tour. The boys play Interquel with “Gremlins” and “40 Year-Old Virgin.” This week’s QOTW is dedicated to “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” and it’s this …

QOTW – “What toy should be made into a movie?”

]]>55:40noEpisode 64: 'Green Lantern,' 'Mr. Popper's Penguins,' 'The Trip,' 'The Art of Getting By,' Pitch MeFri, 17 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000Jeff and Eric have four movies to discuss on this week’s edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider! “Green Lantern” is reasonably entertaining fun, nothing great but not bad. “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” is an atrocity that Jeff and Eric hated. “The Trip” has two funny British guys, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, traveling around being funny together. “The Art of Getting By” is every indie coming-of-age comedy you’ve ever seen. We address last week’s QOTW, and then there’s a rousing game of Pitch Me that yields both a good title and a good tagline.]]>55:54noEpisode 63: 'Super 8,' 'The Tree of Life,' 'Beginners,' mailbagFri, 10 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider we’ve decided movies are good! First up, “Super 8″ from the creative genius minds of J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg. It’s a classic, fun ride. Next up is “The Tree of Life” from the creative genius mind of Terrence Malick. You have to bring something to the table to enjoy this movie about life, God and the universe, and you should make sure to see it in the theater. See this film. Only Jeff saw “Beginners” and you should too. Ewan McGregor and Christopher Plummer are fantastic. We update the box office challenge and all signs point to Jeff not having to shave Eric at the end of the summer.

QOTW – Tell us your experiences of someone’s like or dislike of a movie making it impossible for you to have a relationship/friendship with that person.

]]>55:32noEpisode 62: 'X-Men: First Class,' 'Midnight in Paris,' '13 Assassins,' InterquelFri, 03 Jun 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, Jeff and Eric disagree slightly on “X-Men: First Class.” Eric loved it, Jeff merely liked it. There’s a lot of friction over that. They both found Woody Allen’s “Midnight in Paris” funny and delightful, though, and Eric recommends the bloody “13 Assassins” (which Jeff didn’t see) for those who like bloody Japanese things. QOTW is: What are your “dealbreaker” movies — movies that could prevent you from dating or being friends with someone if you found out they loved (or didn’t love) them? If you have any actual experiences with a relationship being damaged by disagreement over a movie, by all means, tell us! Jeff and Eric also played a game of Interquel that went all kinds of crazy.]]>52:07noEpisode 61: 'The Hangover Part II,' 'Kung Fu Panda 2,' interview with SNL writer Bryan Tucker, Pitch MeFri, 27 May 2011 07:00:00 +0000We have two big sequels this week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. “The Hangover Part II” is a pretty close copy of the first film, with somewhat diminishing returns. “Kung Fu Panda 2,” on the other hand, is a worthy follow-up, with a good story and everything. Then we have a guest: “Saturday Night Live” writer Bryan Tucker, who’s been with the show six years and has plenty of inside scoop about how “SNL” comes into existence every week.]]>55:35noEpisode 60: 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,' 'Hobo with a Shotgun,' 'Hesher,' Pitch Me w/ Dawn TaylorFri, 20 May 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider the boys talks about “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.” Arrrrr (that’s a pirate noise as well as our feelings). While Johnny Depp is still engaging as Captain Jack Sparrow, the new movie is very much like the last two. A lot of filler. Next up, Eric talks about “Hobo with a Shotgun” and is quite pleased with it. Then both of them discuss “Hesher” starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rainn Wilson. Next they answer the QOTW and pose a new one – “What movies have you not seen that you feel you should have? Your “secret shame.” You might be surprised what Eric and Jeff haven’t seen. Plus, Dawn Taylor shows up to play Pitch Me.]]>57:39noEpisode 59: 'Bridesmaids,' 'Priest,' 'The Beaver,' 'Everything Must Go'Fri, 13 May 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider: “Bridesmaids” is quite funny! And raunchy, and has ladies instead of men! “Priest,” which wasn’t screened before it opened, is mediocre at best. “The Beaver” has Mel Gibson talking with a hand puppet. “Everything Must Go” has Will Ferrell drinking beer and sitting on the lawn. Your QOTW: What kind of role would you like to see Johnny Depp play next?]]>53:11noEpisode 58: 'Thor,' 'Jumping the Broom,' 'Something Borrowed,' Summer Box Office ChallengeFri, 06 May 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, ’tis the season for summer movies. We start with talking about “Thor.” He’s the god of thunder, and now he’s mixed in with The Avengers clan. Next, Jeff saw “Jumping the Broom” while Eric tried, but failed. Finally, the boys sat through “Something Borrowed” and explain why you shouldn’t. Then, it’s all about summer movies. First, Jeff and Eric pick their most anticipated movies of the summer, with a twist. Then, they play a summer box office game that could lead to Eric shaving his beard. We need more suggestions for what Jeff should have to do if he loses, and what Eric should do if he loses.]]>51:55noEpisode 57: 'Fast Five,' 'POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,' 'Hoodwinked Too,' Tribeca Film FestivalFri, 29 Apr 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, your favorite film critics express qualified admiration for “Fast Five,” which is dumb but fun, if too long for its own good. Jeff and Eric both liked “POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold,” a Morgan Spurlock documentary about the business of product placement in movies. Bayer saw “Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS Evil,” for some reason, and says you should not do the same. Eric recounted a few Tribeca Film Festival highlights (be on the lookout for “The Good Doctor” and “Point Blank”), and they read some favorite drive-in experiences for QOTW. Next QOTW: What is your most anticipated summer movie?]]>56:58noEpisode 56: 'Water for Elephants,' Interquel, Jeff's Africa tripFri, 22 Apr 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider … Bayer is back. He has returned from Africa, to grace the listeners with his presence. In his honor, Snider decided not to see any of the movies that were released this week. Well, that’s not exactly true. Bayer saw “Water for Elephants” starring Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz and Reese Witherspoon. The backdrop of the 1930s circus was his favorite part, the other stuff … not bad. The boys play a rousing game of Interquel, perhaps the best ever. The movies “Se7en” and “Inception” were used in the making of it. The QOTW is “What is your favorite drive-in theater experience?”]]>54:49noEpisode 55: 'Super,' 'Rubber,' 'Rio,' 'The Conspirator,' 'American: The Bill Hicks Story,' 'Scream 4,' Scott Weinberg, Pitch MeFri, 15 Apr 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider,” Jeff Bayer is still wherever the hell he is, but he and Eric D. Snider pre-taped reviews of “Super” and “Rubber” for your listening pleasure, along with a round of Pitch Me. So there’s plenty of Bayer! Eric also talks about “Rio,” “The Conspirator,” and “American: The BIll Hicks Story.” And then, live via satellite, horror maven Scott Weinberg talks to Eric about the “Scream” series, including a review of “Scream 4.” Scott’s cat Jones makes a silent cameo.]]>55:43noEpisode 54: 'Hanna,' 'Arthur,' 'Soul Surfer,' 'Your Highness,' Mike Russell, Matt Patches, Pitch MeFri, 08 Apr 2011 07:00:00 +0000On this week’s very special edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, Jeff Bayer is in Africa, doing goodness knows what, but do not fear! He and Eric D. Snider pre-taped some stuff before he left, so the show still has your recommended daily allowance of Bayer. They both liked “Hanna” pretty well. In the studio, Mike Russell (@culturepulp on Twitter) and Snider agreed that “Arthur” is passable but nothing special. Via Skype, Matt Patches (@misterpatches) told us about “Soul Surfer,” and he and Snider expressed their disappointment in “Your Highness.” Then: pre-taped Pitch Me, with Henry Winkler and Natalie Portman! And all was well in the land.]]>49:32noEpisode 53: 'Source Code,' 'Insidious,' 'Hop,' 'Win Win'Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:00:00 +0000Things are about to get all emotional up in here as Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider celebrates their one-year anniversary! They decide to break from the norm, and for a change this week they’ll be reviewing movies. First up is “Source Code,” which both of them decidedly gave good Gyllenhaal. Next up, Eric saw the horror flick “Insidious” and Bayer did not. But don’t worry, they both sat through “Hop” so you don’t have to. Finally, Portland got “Win Win” starring Paul Giamatti, so the boys talk about it. Plus, there were tons of great responses for the QOTW “What was your best movie moment that you would want to relive?” This week’s QOTW is to win a copy of “TRON: Legacy” and it’s a bit of trivia … what episode to the current Movie B.S. theme song debut? Bayer is off to Africa (seriously) but don’t worry, there is a new show next week. That’s just the power of the internet!]]>55:31noEpisode 52: 'Sucker Punch,' 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules,' 'Jane Eyre'Fri, 25 Mar 2011 07:00:00 +0000On this week’s Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, Jeff and Eric would like you to know that “Sucker Punch” and “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” are both terrible. And they liked all of Zack Snyder’s other movies! Not “Sucker Punch,” though. (Jeff says the first “Wimpy Kid” was bad, too, and we’re taking his word for it.) “Jane Eyre,” on the other hand, is a lovely, evocative, romantic period piece, so you should go see it. QOTW action had some good “what alien would you like to meet?” answers. Next QOTW: What movie-watching experience would you most like to re-live? Note we’re not asking what movie do you want to re-watch, but what movie-watching *experience*.]]>52:59noEpisode 51: 'Paul,' 'Limitless,' SXSWFri, 18 Mar 2011 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider … it’s the most chaotic show we’ve ever done! Join us for chills, spills and special guest star Mike Russell! Eric was stranded at the airport, so we had Mike fill in while talking about “Paul” starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and the voice of Seth Rogen. While Mike liked it a little more than Jeff, the one thing that they both agreed on is that you should lower your expectations. Then Eric joined on a cell phone from Portland International Airport. Yes, the idea had its problems. Jeff talked about “Limitless” starring Bradley Cooper and what a nice surprise it was. After that is was all things SXSW. The boys quickly recapped their adventures at the film festival and the movies they saw. We’re continuing the QOTW “What movie alien would you want to land in your backyard and why?” For your chance to win a Blu-ray or DVD send us your answer to one of the following below. Thank you, and good day, sir.]]>52:20noEpisode 50: 'Battle Los Angeles,' 'Red Riding Hood,' 'Mars Needs Moms,' propaganda contest winners, InterquelFri, 11 Mar 2011 08:00:00 +0000Your old pals Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are off to Austin for South By Southwest, but that didn’t stop them from delivering a piping-hot new edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider first! All the movies this week are about aliens and monsters and stuff. “Battle Los Angeles” offers good action, too much shaky-cam, and war-movie cliches. “Red Riding Hood” is stupid. “Mars Needs Moms” is flat and lifeless. B & S also play a game of Interquel that gets dark and weird, announce the winners of last week’s propaganda contest, and add a few new agents to the Movie B.S. census. QOTW: What movie alien would you most like to find in your back yard, and why? (Note: No humanoids, e.g., Luke Skywalker.) Send your answers to moviebspdx@gmail.com, or post at facebook.com/moviebspdx. If you’re in Austin for SXSW, keep an eye on Twitter — @MovieBS, @EricDSnider, @BayerJeff — for a meet-up.]]>47:42noEpisode 49: 'Rango,' 'The Adjustment Bureau,' 'Take Me Home Tonight,' 'Beastly,' Oscar recapFri, 04 Mar 2011 05:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, film critics Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider start with a giveaway of “127 Hours” the only way they know how, with propaganda. They also quickly recap Jeff’s win with the Academy Awards and what that means for Eric. Then, it’s time for movie reviews. First up, “Rango” starring Johnny Depp. Love? Really like? Any way you cut it, go see it. Then it’s “The Adjustment Bureau” starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt. Again, the boys agree this is a movie worth seeing. Then it’s “Take Me Home Tonight” and “Beastly.” One is better than the other. You can figure out which?]]>55:04noEpisode 48: 'Hall Pass,' 'Drive Angry,' interview and Pitch Me with screenwriter Paul Tamasy ('The Fighter,' 'Air Bud')Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:00:00 +0000The pre-Oscars edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider has a special guest: Paul Tamasy, who’s nominated for an Academy Award for writing “The Fighter”! An actual Oscar nominee, on our stupid little show! Paul tells us about the process of researching and writing “The Fighter,” of working with Christian Bale and David O. Russell, and of his previous cinematic legacy, which was writing “Air Bud.” Paul joins in a quick round of Pitch Me, too. Bayer and Snider have an Oscar bet going, so watch for their predictions at facebook.com/moviebspdx and see who wins. As for the new movies this week, “Hall Pass” has its moments but is overall a loss, while “Drive Angry” is fun as far as insane grindhouse trash goes.]]>58:03noEpisode 47: 'Unknown,' 'I Am Number Four,' 'Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son,' 'I Am,' 'Cedar Rapids,' Pitch MeFri, 18 Feb 2011 08:00:00 +0000This week, film critics Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider talk about movies! First up, “Unknown” starring Liam Neeson and January Jones is not that bad, or pretty good, depending on how you look at it. “I am Number Four” is a sci-fi movie that Eric and Jeff have slightly different opinions on, tune in to listen to the tension! Eric sat through “Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son,” so that happened. Jeff sat through the documentary “I Am” and the critics had yet another difference of opinion with “Cedar Rapids.” Can you stand it? Next week, all signs point to the screenwriter Paul Tamasy being on our show. He’s even nominated for an Oscar for “The Fighter.” So now, the QOTW is simple, SEND US YOUR “THE FIGHTER” QUESTIONS!]]>57:35noEpisode 46: 'The Eagle,' 'Just Go with It,' 'Gnomeo & Juliet,' 'The Company Men,' Portland Int'l Film FestivalFri, 11 Feb 2011 08:00:00 +0000In this week’s edition of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider,” Jeff and Eric agree that the best option for Valentine’s Day weekend is “The Eagle.” Not that it’s romantic, it just isn’t terrible. “Just Go with It” and “Gnomeo & Juliet,” on the other hand, are not pleasing to the senses. In limited release, “The Company Men,” starring Ben Affleck and Tommy Lee Jones as newly unemployed white-collar guys, is worth checking out. Bayer and Snider also read your QOTW answers and give a new QOTW: What living actor or filmmaker would you most want to interview, and what would be the one question you’d have to ask if you did? Send your responses to moviebspdx@gmail.com, or post ‘em at www.facebook.com/moviebspdx. Finally, the guys give a few recommendations on what to see at the Portland International Film Festival, or PIFF, as the cool kids call it.]]>57:19noEpisode 45: 'Sanctum,' Pitch MeFri, 04 Feb 2011 08:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are both live and in the studio this week for a scintillating edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. “Sanctum” — a movie with which James Cameron is somehow vaguely affiliated — is about caves and underwater and stuff, and Bayer liked it more than Snider, although they both gave it the same grade. “The Roommate” wasn’t screened for critics. Wasn’t even screened for the yahoos who go to promotional screenings. Must be awesome! Bayer and Snider also discuss the answers to the QOTW (which two actresses should make a movie together?), and issue a new QOTW: What three films would you program for a mini-marathon for Valentine’s Day? Also, a rousing and controversial edition of Pitch Me involving race relations and mad scientists.]]>58:28noEpisode 44: 'The Mechanic,' 'The Rite,' Oscar nominations, Sundance Film FestivalFri, 28 Jan 2011 08:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, Eric is once again off gallivanting (and watching movies) at the Sundance Film Festival. We bring in Mike Russell from the Oregonian to discuss Jason Statham’s new action movie “The Mechanic.” After he leaves, Jeff quickly runs through “The Rite” starring Anthony Hopkins (in a supporting role). Jeff wasn’t too keen on either one of them. After that it’s all things Oscar, talking about those films and people who missed out on a nomination, as well as Eric’s good times in Sundance. We also say goodbye to our Winnipeg fan (thanks to Kevin Smith), so now our Winnipeg is up for grabs and worth a free Blu-ray. Plus, send it your answers to the QOTW “What two women would you like to see star in a film together, and what would it be about?” Our favorite answer will get a DVD/Blu-ray. Send those answers to moviebspdx@gmail.com and follow us on Facebook.com/MovieBSpdx. I said good day.]]>53:56noEpisode 43: 'No Strings Attached,' 'The Way Back,' 'Blue Valentine,' 'Rabbit Hole,' 'Somewhere,' the Critics Choice AwardsFri, 21 Jan 2011 08:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider we review new movies and old(er) ones, Jeff does a lot of name dropping, and Eric does some festival dropping. First up is “No Strings Attached.” Jeff gives Eric plenty of reasons not to see it. Then the boys talk about “The Way Back,” which they both agree is good, but there are plenty of films you should see first. Speaking of which, they review “Blue Valentine,” “Rabbit Hole” and quickly talk about “Somewhere.” Jeff then talks about being at The Critics’ Choice Movie Awards where he knobbed hobs with Tim Roth, Matt Damon and Quentin Tarantino. There is no QOTW this week, so instead just simply send us some love. ]]>01:00:39noEpisode 42: 'The Green Hornet,' 'The Dilemma,' interview with 'Going the Distance' writer Geoff LaTulippe, Pitch MeFri, 14 Jan 2011 08:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider we have a very special guest … Geoff LaTulippe. He’s the screenwriter for the romantic comedy “Going the Distance” starring Justin Long and Drew Barrymore. Before we talk to him we review “The Green Hornet” starring Seth Rogen. Both of us felt like “Hornet” had its moments, but feels more like a rental. Snider saw “The Dilemma” and Bayer chose to see the Portland Trailblazers instead. It sounds like Bayer won this round. With LaTulippe we even squeezed in a game of Pitch Me starring Sam Rockwell, Burt Reynolds and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. The QOTW is “What movie would be better if it had a superhero?”]]>53:48noEpisode 41: 'Season of the Witch,' 'Country Strong,' 'Casino Jack,' 'Forks Over Knives,' 'Hood to Coast' interviewFri, 07 Jan 2011 08:00:00 +0000Bayer and Snider ring in the new year in the traditional fashion, i.e., with a couple of movies that aren’t very good. “Season of the Witch” is dumb but fun; “Country Strong” is dumb and not fun. Bayer didn’t care much for “Casino Jack,” either, though he was intrigued by the vegan documentary “Forks Over Knives.” (Snider didn’t see those two.) The guys also interviewed the director of “Hood to Coast,” a documentary about the famous Oregon relay race, which you can watch on Tuesday, Jan. 11. Visit www.hoodtocoastmovie.com for more info. Your QOTW: What movie would be improved if it had a superhero in it. Explain your answers.]]>58:18noEpisode 40: Our top 10 lists for 2010; overlooked movies of 2010Fri, 31 Dec 2010 08:00:00 +0000It’s the end of the year, so film critics Eric D. Snider and Jeff Bayer are giving you their Top Ten Movies of the Year. There are six that overlap, and by our math, four that don’t. Listen to find out what they are. Here’s a clue … “Toy Story 3″ and “Inception.” We also answer the QOTW, “What are the most overlooked movies of 2010?” As always you can check us out on Facebook at www.facebook.com/MovieBSpdx and email us with your questions, suggestions, rants and anything else you can think of at moviebspdx@gmail.com. Thanks for listening in 2010, and we hope, in the new year as well.]]>55:47noEpisode 39: 'Little Fockers,' 'The King's Speech,' 'True Grit,' Pitch MeFri, 24 Dec 2010 08:00:00 +0000In a special Christmas Eve episode of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider talk about how awful “Little Fockers” is, and how great “The King’s Speech” is, and how pretty-good “True Grit” is, and how nice the holidays are, and how Jeff’s knee is doing much better, thank you so much for asking. There’s also a holiday edition of Pitch Me, though Bayer tried to cheat by preparing some material in advance. Reminder for next week’s QOTW: What’s your favorite overlooked movie of 2010?]]>54:10noEpisode 38: 'TRON: Legacy,' 'The Fighter,' 'I Love You Phillip Morris,' 'How Do You Know,' 'Yogi Bear'Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:00:00 +0000The holidays are coming and so are some movies totally worthy seeing. Eric D. Snider says “TRON: Legacy” is pretty to look at but not much else. Jeff Bayer disagrees and says it’s pretty to look at and more. “The Fighter” is a boxing movie worth your time with Christian Bale stealing many scenes away from Mark Wahlberg (not in a bad way). Eric didn’t see “I Love You Phillip Morris” but Jeff did and describes it as a gay “The Informant!” Thanks to knee surgery, Jeff didn’t sit through “How Do You Know” or “Yogi Bear” and that’s where Eric comes in to give you his take. They answer plenty of QOTWs and the next Question of the Week is “What is your favorite overlooked movie of 2010?”]]>57:05noEpisode 37: 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader,' 'The Tourist,' Pitch MeFri, 10 Dec 2010 08:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer is in L.A. hobnobbing with superstars while Eric D. Snider toils away in the studio, but Jeff is on the show anyway! Through the magic of telephones! Bayer and Snider discuss “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” (which isn’t particularly good), and Snider talks about “The Tourist” while Bayer doesn’t listen. They address the QOTW (movie locales you’d like to visit) and offer up a new one: In honor of “TRON: Legacy,” what movie from at least 20 years ago do you think would benefit from a sequel set at least 20 years later? Bayer talked about meeting Jeff Bridges and Barry Pepper, and he and Snider played a rousing game of Pitch Me involving Liam Neeson and Adam Sandler and a kid.]]>57:24noEpisode 36: 'Black Swan,' InterquelFri, 03 Dec 2010 08:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider have no movies to talk about this week. What ever shall they do? Well, even though “Black Swan” isn’t out in Portland yet, they’re reviewing (and loving) it. It stars Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis and is in major cities in limited release. “The Warrior’s Way” didn’t have an advance screening, but film.com and thescorecardreview.com will eventually have reviews up. With all this extra time, Bayer and Snider record a much-needed promo, they also play Interquel and answer the QOTW. More important than all of that, they insist you vote for Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider on http://www.podcastawards.com/. You can vote once every 24 hours. Make it so. Next week’s QOTW is “What movie location (real or fictional) would you most like to visit and what would you do there?”]]>53:15noEpisode 35: 'Tangled,' 'Love and Other Drugs,' 'Faster,' Pitch MeFri, 26 Nov 2010 08:00:00 +0000It’s the post-Thanksgiving episode of Movie B.S., and Bayer and Snider are bloated. Which is inexcusable, since they taped the show on Wednesday. Snider is in the studio with a cold; Bayer is literally phoning it in. “Tangled” is solid, “Love and Other Drugs” is just okay, “Faster” is slower, and “Burlesque”… they didn’t see. Plus there’s Pitch Me, holiday talk, and a reminder for QOTW: what movie do you think should be remade, and why?]]>45:32noEpisode 34: 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1,' 'The Next Three Days,' '127 Hours,' Pitch MeFri, 19 Nov 2010 08:00:00 +0000There are three big movies totally worth talking about and seeing this weekend, so let’s get to it. Eric D. Snider and Jeff Bayer agree the darker tone works for the almost final chapter of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.” Both agree that after a slow, great buildup, “The Next Three Days” becomes a really good thrill ride starring Russell Crowe. Portland finally has “12y Hours” starring James Franco and directed by Danny Boyle, so go see it already. Once again, Bayer and Snider agree. A game of Pitch Me is played, but both think they’ve done better. This time around it’s Alan Rickman and Meg Ryan. Please keep sending your propaganda to moviebspdx@gmail.com and we’ll keep posting it to our Facebook page facebook.com/MovieBSpdx. The QOTW is “What movie should be remade and why?”]]>52:56noEpisode 33: 'Unstoppable,' 'Morning Glory,' 'Skyline,' 'The Freebie,' 'Four Lions,' 'Monsters,' propaganda, mailbagFri, 12 Nov 2010 08:00:00 +0000In which Bayer and Snider talk about “Unstoppable,” “Morning Glory,” “Skyline,” “The Freebie,” “Four Lions,” and “Monsters,” which are all movies that you could see. They also talk about their most anticipated movies for the rest of 2010, and congratulate the listeners on their marvelous propaganda efforts. Keep the propaganda coming!]]>53:29noEpisode 32: 'Due Date,' 'Megamind,' 'Fair Game,' Pitch MeFri, 05 Nov 2010 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider the film critics review “Due Date,” “Megamind 3D” and “Fair Game.” Both critics agree that “Due Date” isn’t as funny as we all wanted it to be. Snider has a soft spot for Will Ferrell and that pushed him over the top with “Megamind,” while Bayer thinks it has a middle hour that will bore. “Fair Game” stars Naomi Watts and Sean Penn and Bayer loved it, saying it’s unofficially one of his Top 5 of the year. Snider couldn’t agree to that extent. Pitch Me was played with an anime film re-teaming Clint Eastwood and Hilary Swank. “Like” our Facebook page (go to facebook.com/MovieBSpdx) and give us your Top 5 most anticipated movies until the end of the year.]]>53:57noEpisode 31: 'Saw 3D,' Halloween movie marathons, Character CasseroleFri, 29 Oct 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s a special spooky edition of Movie B.S., in honor of the holy holiday this weekend. Bayer and Snider talk about “Saw 3D,” the only new wide release this weekend. And since Bayer hadn’t seen any Saws before, they watched the first one,too, in preparation. Lots of good ideas from listeners for Halloween movie marathons in QOTW. And we wrapped the Halloween-ish tale of the half guy who scared people in Utah. Next QOTW: Tell us two actors who have not done a movie together who totally should.]]>52:43noEpisode 30: 'Hereafter,' 'Paranormal Activity 2,' 'Conviction,' Pitch MeFri, 22 Oct 2010 07:00:00 +0000This week Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider decide to talk about movies! First up, It’s “Hereafter” with Matt Damon (in one-third of the film), directed by Clint Eastwood. Both decide it’s boring. On the other hand, if you liked “Paranormal Activity” then you’ll get more scares with “Paranormal Activity 2.” “Conviction” has made its way to Portland and Bayer likes it more than Snider. We’ve also started a Facebook page (just search for Movie B.S.). The QOTW is what would be your Halloween movie marathon (three movies in your specific order). ]]>54:31noEpisode 29: 'Jackass 3D,' 'Red,' 'Freakonomics,' 'Stone,' 'You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger,' InterquelFri, 15 Oct 2010 07:00:00 +0000Film critics Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider spend a lot of time talking about all things jackass-y. The both agree “Jackass 3D” will make you laugh whether you like it or not. Plus, they give personal stories from jackass moments in their lives. The critics review “RED” starring Bruce Willis is something you’ve seen before. They give the others movies (“Freakonomics,” “Stone” and “You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger” two minutes each. Then, it’s time for Interquel. This week they combine “Shawshank Redemption” and “The Wizard of Oz.” The QOTW (question of the week) is “What is your favorite movie related Halloween costume?”]]>54:11noEpisode 28: 'Secretariat,' 'My Soul to Take,' 'Life As We Know It,' 'It's Kind of a Funny Story,' 'Never Let Me Go,' 'Waiting for Superman'Fri, 08 Oct 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s another show jam-packed with movies, so many of them that a time limit must be enforced. “Secretariat” gets a big ol’ “meh” from Bayer and Snider; “My Soul to Take” is one of the worst, most bafflingly bad horror films they’ve seen in a while; “Life As We Know It,” despite its premise, isn’t awful, but ‘taint good neither; “It’s Kind of a Funny Story” is a fairly good comedy about depressed teenagers; “Never Let Me Go” is faithful to its source material, especially in conveying the emotions of it; and “Waiting for Superman” is a somewhat dry but important documentary about our crappy, crappy schools. There’s also talk of people’s favorite ball-free sports movies — lots of boxing, running, and kicking. Next QOTW: In honor of “Jackass 3D,” tell us about some dumb jackass-style stuff you’ve done in your own live.]]>50:37noEpisode 27: 'The Social Network,' 'Let Me In,' 'Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps,' 'Catfish,' 'Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole,' 'The Virginity Hit,' 'Jack Goes Boating,' 'Case 39,' 'You Again'Fri, 01 Oct 2010 07:00:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider are back live! We’re talking about two really good films that hit the screens this week: ‘The Social Network’ and ‘Let Me In.’ Both decided ‘The Social Network’ is a must see. Then, since we were gone last week it was time for rapid-fire reviews. We gave three minutes each to “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps,” “Catfish,” “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole,” “The Virginity Hit,” “Jack Goes Boating,” “Case 39,” and “You Again.” We also blew the Question of the Week, but we have one for next week. What is your favorite sports movie without a ball? In other words, no football, baseball, basketball, etc. No balls!]]>53:36noEpisode 26: The Clip ShowFri, 24 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000This week’s episode pays tribute to a time-honored cop-out device: the clip show. Bayer and Snider are both out of town this week and weren’t able to pre-tape a new show before they went their separate ways, so here’s a compilation of moments from previous episodes that perhaps are not entirely unamusing. Enjoy this trip down memory lane, won’t you? Live show is back next week.]]>56:35noEpisode 25: 'The Town,' 'Easy A,' 'Devil,' 'I'm Still Here,' InterquelFri, 17 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000In this week’s edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider it is revealed that Ben Affleck is a good director and actor and we shouldn’t make fun of him anymore. “The Town” is solid cops-and-robbers fun! Also fun is “Easy A,” a teen satire, though Bayer and Snider differed on just how much fun it is. They agreed that “Devil” — not screened for critics, so they had to catch it at midnight Thursday night, like chumps — isn’t worth your time. There was further discussion of Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m Still Here,” recently revealed as a performance rather than a documentary, and the boys played a rousing, perhaps doomed game of Interquel involving “Outbreak” and “Spider-Man.”]]>53:08noEpisode 24: 'Resident Evil: Afterlife,' 'I'm Still Here,' 'Centurion,' best of the summer, Telluride Film Festival, Pitch MeFri, 10 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider the boys had to go see a midnight screening of "Resident Evil: Afterlife" in 3D, because that's the kind of dedicated film critics they are. The 3D is great, the movie is crap. Then, Bayer tries to talk to Snider about "I'm Still Here" without giving away any details. It's difficult. The last film they review is "Centurion" (they did not save the best for last). The boys also recap their Top 5 movies of the summer, and Snider talks about his trip to the Telluride Film Festival. Plus, there was enough time to play Pitch Me, this week starring Betty White and Dan Aykroyd. The QOTW this week is "most memorable movie accent?" in tribute to "The Town."]]>51:48noEpisode 23: 'Machete,' 'The American,' 'Going the Distance,' Pitch Me, cross-over episode with Ham-Fisted RadioFri, 03 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000The first fall episode of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider” has many exciting treats! For one thing, Dawn Taylor — of PDX.fm’s “Ham-Fisted Radio” and “Legion of News” — visits Jeff and Eric for the entire hour, to discuss “Machete,” “The American,” and “Going the Distance,” and also to play Pitch Me, and also to eat a bagel. Plus, there are time-travel shenanigans involving Jeff and Eric’s visit to “Ham-Fisted Radio,” which took place after “Movie B.S.” but was broadcast before it (because “Movie B.S.” was pre-taped this week), and it’s very complicated. Your QOTW for next week: In honor of “The Virginity Hit,” who’s your favorite movie virgin and why?]]>54:34noEpisode 22: 'The Last Exorcism,' 'Takers,' Eric's birthdayFri, 27 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000Snider’s birthday was pretty much the most important topic on “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider” this week, with the movies “The Last Exorcism” (good) and “Takers” (not so good) taking second place. Jeff and Eric also discussed listeners’ favorite scary scenes from movies, a large number of which came from “Signs” and “The Ring.” And Jeff met John Malkovich! And then told a story about it. Next QOTW: Who is your favorite movie couple? We’re talking romance here, or at least the possibility of romance.]]>56:05noEpisode 21: 'Piranha 3D,' 'The Switch,' 'Vampires Suck,' InterquelFri, 20 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s our 21st episode, so that means we can finally drink during the show! There are five films in wide release and Bayer and Snider didn’t have time to see them all. ‘Piranha 3D’ is going to cost you, but it’s pretty good campy fun if you’re in the mood for blood and boobs. ‘The Switch’ is not as awful as it sounds, thanks mainly to Jason Bateman. Snider saw ‘Vampires Suck’ and believes they stole a joke from his illustrious catalogue. ‘Nanny McPhee Returns’ and ‘Lottery Ticket’ were not watched. Deal with it. Interquel makes a comeback with ‘Hoosiers’ and ‘Fight Club.’ And the boys answer the QOTW and give you a new one … “What is your scariest movie scene?” The movie itself doesn’t have to be scary, just the moment.]]>52:50noEpisode 20: 'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,' 'Eat Pray Love,' 'The Expendables,' 'Get Low,' Pitch MeFri, 13 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000There are plenty of new movies to talk about on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider this week, including the excellent “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.” Jeff and Eric could spend the whole hour talking about this inventive, funny, groundbreaking movie. (They don’t.) “Eat Pray Love,” on the other hand, is way too long and way too self-indulgent, though fans of the book might dig it. “The Expendables” has some fun action but isn’t as good as a movie with this cavalcade of action stars should be. In limited release, “Get Low” is worth checking out. Jeff and Eric play Pitch Me in honor of Friday the 13th. QOTW: Tell us about movies that you think are really good, but that disturbed you in an emotional or visceral way when you watched them.]]>52:07noEpisode 19: 'The Other Guys,' mailbag, debut of InterquelFri, 06 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s a moist day at the PDX.fm studios as Jeff and Eric present another sweaty edition of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. “The Other Guys” is pretty solid Will Ferrell comedy if you ask Snider; quite a bit less solid if you ask Bayer. Snider sort of has a Will Ferrell thing, though. There’s a discussion of the listeners’ favorite cop movies, and Bayer is a little upset that people give a big list when we only asked for ONE. The guys dip into the mailbag to address some theme song-related questions, and they also play a new game! It’s called Interquel! Some innuendo occurs. The next QOTW: What are your favorite guy movies (in honor of “The Expendables”)?]]>53:54noEpisode 18: 'Dinner for Schmucks,' 'Charlie St. Cloud,' 'Cats & Dogs 2,' interview with 'Eureka' writer/producer Jaime Paglia, Pitch MeFri, 30 Jul 2010 07:00:00 +0000Welcome to another fun-filled episode of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. The boys talk about “Dinner for Schmucks” starring Paul Rudd and Steve Carell. They agree on most things, especially Carell stealing the show. “Charlie St. Cloud” with Zac Efron is not awful. Surprising, isn’t it? Snider sat through “Cat and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore” and didn’t mind it. But then all things turned to “Eureka” with special guest star Jaime Paglia. He’s the executive producer and writer of the Syfy show in its fourth season. We talk James Callis, Wil Wheaton and what goes into making the show. Plus, Paglia joins the boys in “Pitch Me.” The QOTW for next week’s show is “Favorite Cop Movie.” Email your answers to moviebspdx@gmail.com]]>59:24noEpisode 17: 'Salt,' 'Ramona and Beezus,' 'Winter's Bone'Fri, 23 Jul 2010 07:00:00 +0000Jeff and Eric recommend a low-”Salt” diet on this week’s edition of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. “Ramona and Beezus,” on the other hand, is a cute and sweet movie that you could take the kids to. “Winter’s Bone” is a solid indie drama that you should not take the kids to, unless they like movies about hillbilly meth farmers. Jeff and Eric also discuss their favorite books from childhood, an upcoming casual meet-up at Ground Kontrol, Jeff’s over-indulgence at yesterday’s Brewfest, and Eric’s mother’s bladder. QOTW for next week: What’s a movie that you drastically changed your opinion of, either from love to hate or hate to love? E-mail moviebspdx@gmail.com]]>55:55noEpisode 16: 'Inception,' 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice,' 'The Kids Are All Right,' SwitchFixFri, 16 Jul 2010 07:00:00 +0000Good news, everyone! “Inception,” which Eric and Jeff both had pegged as their most-anticipated film of the summer, turned out to be fantastic. They talk about it — spoiler-free — in this week’s Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. They also discuss “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” which is reasonably fun family entertainment, and “The Kids Are All Right,” which is good but not for the whole family. Then there’s a new game, SwitchFix; discussion of the QOTW (most disappointing films), and a new QOTW for next week: What were your favorite books as a kid (’cause “Ramona and Beezus” is coming out)? E-mail moviebspdx@gmail.com.]]>51:52noEpisode 15: 'Predators,' 'Despicable Me,' 'The Girl Who Played with Fire,' mailbagFri, 09 Jul 2010 19:14:00 +0000This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, both of our fearless critics sit down to watch “Predators” and have a pretty good time in the process. “Despicable Me” starring Steve Carell’s voice has moments, but not much else. Bayer talks about “The Girl Who Played With Fire,” but Snider remains silent since he still hasn’t seen “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.” Then is a big, heaping pile of mail bag as they answer the QOTW and other questions from our readers. We’re still taking game suggestions and our new QOTW is “What movie were you most excited about, and then it turned out terrible?” Email that to moviebspdx@gmail.com.]]>53:56noEpisode 14: 'Twilight: Eclipse,' 'The Last Airbender,' 'Cyrus,' annoying fans, press junketsFri, 02 Jul 2010 07:00:00 +0000Jeff and Eric have a lot to say not just about movies but about certain movies’ fans, in this week’s edition of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” “Eclipse” is the best of the three “Twilight” movies so far — but don’t tell that to people who hate all things “Twilight,” no matter what, always, forever! “The Last Airbender” is a stifling and terrible adaptation of a popular cartoon series — but don’t tell that to people who love the cartoon series and can’t bear the thought of the movie being bad! (“Cyrus” is good, though. Go see it.) Jeff and Eric also discuss press junkets and the whoredom thereof, teen romances, and next week’s QOTW: What’s a movie you love that it seems like everyone else hates? They want new ideas for games to play, too. E-mail them at moviebspdx@gmail.com.]]>53:25noEpisode 13: 'Knight and Day,' 'Grown Ups,' Pitch MeFri, 25 Jun 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s our lucky 13th episode on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. We start the show talking about how Eric’s friend Kourtney was unlucky at last night’s Portland Beavers game. Once we finally get to movie talk, with both agree “Knight and Day” is a good time at the movies this summer. “Grown Ups” is barely worth talking about, but we still manage. Last week’s Pitch Me gets the best title ever (“Carbon Night”) and this week’s includes Kate Winslet, Bill Pullman and special guest star Colin Firth. Our QOTW (Question of the week) is “What is your favorite teen romance?” Email your answers to moviebspdx@gmail.com]]>53:26noEpisode 12: 'Toy Story 3,' 'Jonah Hex,' Jeff's dad, Fixer & Defender, Pitch MeFri, 18 Jun 2010 07:00:00 +0000Jeff and Eric have great news to report in this episode of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider”: After several weeks of so-so releases, there’s finally a truly great film. It’s called “Jonah Hex.” No, just kidding, “Jonah Hex” is lousy. But “Toy Story 3″ is brilliant! They also answer the QOTW and pose a new one — what’s your favorite immature comedy? — and talk to Jeff’s dad for Fathers Day. Plus there’s Fixer & Defender, Pitch Me, and assorted merriment. Send e-mails to moviebspdx@gmail.com!]]>52:35noEpisode 11: 'The Karate Kid,' 'The A-Team,' Pitch Me, Fixer & Defender, and moreFri, 11 Jun 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s 1984 all over again this week on “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” They agree on the two big releases this week. “The Karate Kid” is worth the time, even though it runs a little long. “The A-Team” on the other hand, is a little messy and doesn’t do anything particularly well. Pitch Me unites Sylvester Stallone and Tim Allen in “Witch Doctor?” Plus Fixer & Defender is back with “Star Trek III: The Search For Spock.” We answer the QOTW (Question of the Week) and give you a new one … What is the best Part 3 in movie history? Email answers to moviebspdx@gmail.com.]]>54:22noEpisode 10: 'Get Him to the Greek,' 'Killers,' 'Splice,' Pitch MeFri, 04 Jun 2010 07:00:00 +0000“Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider” hits the double digits this week — show number 10! In celebration, Eric and Jeff agree that “Get Him to the Greek” is the best offering of new films this week, and that “Killers” should be left dead on the floor. They haven’t seen “Marmaduke,” but come on. Eric loves the creepy and insane “Splice,” while Jeff adamantly does not; there is debate. Also, Robin Williams’ career is revived in “Pitch Me,” and listeners are given a new assignment in Question of the Week: tell us your favorite remakes. E-mail us at moviebspdx@gmail.com]]>57:15noEpisode 9 - 'Sex and the City 2,' 'Prince of Persia,' interview with SNL's John SolomonFri, 28 May 2010 07:30:00 +0000In a shocking turn of events, Jeff actually succeeded in getting a guest for “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider”! It was John Solomon, a “Saturday Night Live” writer, and co-writer of the “MacGruber” movie, which Jeff and Eric both liked a lot, and not just because they were having John Solomon on the show. He talked about writing for “SNL,” and about the disappointing “MacGruber” box office. He also helped Jeff and Eric with “Pitch Me,” coming up with a fantastic Western romance. Oh, and “Sex and the City 2″ isn’t very good, and “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” is so-so, the end.]]>55:40noEpisode 8: 'MacGruber,' 'Shrek Forever After,' 'Human Centipede,' and moreFri, 21 May 2010 07:00:00 +0000Welcome to the season finale of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. In this week's show the two agree that "MacGruber" is not, in fact, the waste of time you think it is. It's pretty dang funny. They disagree on "Shrek Forever After" or "Shrek The Final Chapter" or whatever it's called and give quick reviews for "The Square," "Mother and Child" and "The Human Centipede. The two attempt to fix last week's debacle of "Pitch Me" with help from the viewers and in a season finale twist no one say coming, the show has a mortal enemy. Stay tuned for next week as Season Two begins at the exact same time, and the exact same place. Email questions to moviebspdx@gmail.com]]>55:36noEpisode 7: 'Robin Hood,' 'Letters to Juliet,' and moreFri, 14 May 2010 07:00:00 +0000It’s a sad day for Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider, on account of all the movies this week are lousy. “Robin Hood”: long and slow. “Letters to Juliet”: pretty generic rom-com. “Just Wright”: just wrong. Still, Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider managed to disagree on the extent to which each of the movies is bad. Then they talked about “The Apple,” a futuristic musical from 1980; played a depressing round of Pitch Me involving Carrot Top and Ben Affleck; and read some viewer mail. Speaking of which, send them some e-mails at moviebspdx@gmail.com!]]>56:03noEpisode 6: 'Iron Man 2,' 'Babies,' Momma Snider, and moreFri, 07 May 2010 07:30:00 +0000It’s officially summertime. Trust us, we’re movie critics. This week on Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider we talk about the first big summer blockbuster, “Iron Man 2″ starring Robert Downey Jr. and a slew of other famous faces. We both agree you’ll have a good time, but won’t be blown away. Bayer tells everyone, including Snider, to go see Oscar winner “The Secret in Their Eyes,” and both critics understand babies are cute, but the movie “Babies” grows tiresome. Our first guest joins Movie B.S. and it’s Momma Snider! Plus, a summer movie preview, a rousing game of “Fixer and Defender,” and we dive into the B.S. mail bag for the first time. Email your questions to moviebspdx@gmail.com.]]>59:32noEpisode 5: 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' and moreFri, 30 Apr 2010 07:30:00 +0000In a turn of events no one could have foreseen, the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" is terrible! So say Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider both in this episode of Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider. And while neither of them saw "Furry Vengeance," they're pretty sure it's terrible, too, and Eric offers some tips on how to tell the two movies apart. There's also some talk of the Tribeca Film Festival, of Jeff's bicycling and volleyballing prowess, and a Pitch Me movie idea involving Judi Dench and time travel.]]>54:48noEpisode 4: "The Back-Up Plan," "The Losers," and moreFri, 23 Apr 2010 07:30:00 +0000Jeff is out of town, so Eric's pal Andy Blubaugh, a Portland filmmaker, fills in. They review "The Back-Up Plan" together, and Eric reviews "The Losers." They also discuss Andy's film, "The Adults in the Room," in which Eric plays a tiny role.]]>55:03noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 3: 'Kick-Ass' and moreFri, 16 Apr 2010 07:30:00 +0000Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider both agree “Kick-Ass” is a good old violent time in the third episode of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” “Death at a Funeral” isn’t a big winner, and Snider compares it to the original British version. Snider may just have a chance to beat Bayer in Fixer & Defender as Bayer stumbles through “Star Wars — Episode II: Attack of the Clones.” Most importantly, in Pitch Me the critics come up with a Christopher Walken/Sam Elliott movie that can’t be missed.]]>55:23noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 2: 'Date Night,' 'The Runaways,' and moreFri, 09 Apr 2010 07:30:00 +0000“Date Night” gets approval from both Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider in this, the second episode of “Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider.” Somewhat less approved in “The Runaways.” Jeff and Eric also make fun of the insane things that happen in Tyler Perry’s latest movie, play a round of Fixer and Defender with Kevin Smith’s “Cop Out,” and share weird memories of “Mary Poppins.”]]>54:01noMovie B.S. with Bayer and Snider - Episode 1: 'Clash of the Titans,' 'The Last Song'Fri, 02 Apr 2010 07:00:00 +0000In their premiere episode, Jeff Bayer and Eric D. Snider rip on "Clash of the Titans" (especially its cheap 3-D) and Miley Cyrus' "The Last Song." They also discuss 1983's "Hercules" (starring Lou Ferrigno) and try to make up a Samuel L. Jackson/Michelle Pfeiffer movie on the spot. And for some reason Jeff says "all the sudden" instead of "all of a sudden."]]>55:27no