My cousins would often tease me that I would burn in hell for being different. I told them it didn’t matter. I had air conditioning. (40 Days And 40 Nights)

That doesn’t make me a good person. That only means I’m a pushover. (Breakaway)

Yes, I am not afraid to admit I act like a high school chick every time I see a frog. (The Sum Of All Fears)

I have no interest whatsoever in the private affairs of others. I got my own life to live. (Are You In?)

If a girl can make me wait for at least two hours in order for her to get ready for our date and I won’t get pissed, that is a pretty good indication our relationship can last for a minimum of six months and subject to renewal. (Waiting In Vain)