From December 28, 20011

Thanks to some of my Twitter followers for sending in their submissions!

10. Research old country music to see who else is there to name-drop

- @thebenimal

09. Then see how many of those country legends' names can be crammed into one radio-friendly song

08. To rewrite his Wikipedia page to include that he's an outlaw that can kick anybody's ass because he listens to Johnny Cash. - @iankevans

07. Attempt to beat Matthew McConaughey for most times photographed shirtless in a year

06. Get a personalized Axe fragrance

05. Do a duet with Jason Aldean about how country we are and proud

- @AikoujOi

04. Make an album blending a modern edge with traditional and authentic outlaw country, eschewing clichés and putting forth his honest artistic statement, with making good music being the focus, not money. Ha ha, just kidding! More of the same shit!

Because I'm too lazy and holiday-hungover to come up with my own ideas at the moment, here's a companion eCard to Trigger's new video review of T-Swift's new song... all credit goes to him for the idea.

Dec 20, 2012

Here are some guest submissions I asked for in a "contest" of sorts on Facebook and Twitter. The first place winner, who gets 2 CDs from my review stash, is Andrew who sent the Aldean meme. The second place winner, who gets 1 CD from the review stash, is Anna, with the "Georgia" meme. Thanks for all the submissions!

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