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Woo hoo, a half hour special! Man, we haven't had one of those since... well, we've only ever had one of those and that was... Bismuth. Oh. Well, I'm ready to have my emotions torn out and stomped on, aren't you?

I mean, this is a show for kids, right? That's just some pumpkin goo, not blood. Ahahaha.

Careful! He's had his first taste of flesh! (Hey, the inside of fruits and veggies is called flesh!)

HE MIGHT TURN ON US ALL!

LOOK UPON THE FATE OF YOUR KIN!

Now Peridot and Lapis can raise a dog child on their farm together! Until Pumpkin inevitably rots away in a few weeks.

Wait, you set up attack drones?

Yeah, where did all these stone toting hippies come from?!

"You're hobets? A hobo is a mans job!"
That's a little sexist, Uncle Andy. Girls can be homeless too.

Great, more hippies show up in their hippy van! Say, I wonder what the gems looked like in the 70's...

IT’S THE WATERMELON STEVEN INCIDENT ALL OVER AGAIN!

Hey, everyone's getting along pretty well!

It's a hug, guys! You've all done it before!

Don't kill your new nephew!

Yes, which of these gems is Steven's mom?

Garnet. Yeah. Seems like the logical choice.

Come on Andy, you can't be a rockstar with the last name Deemayo, can you?

"YOU SPACE WALNUT!"

"Like candy on some kind of candy giving out holiday!"
Yeah, because there is no Halloween in the Steven Universe so... Yeah, whatever kind of holiday you'd give out candy. That is not Halloween.

Well you see, none of them are my wives but they’re all Steven’s moms because his real mom died. All five of them. Well, there’s six but you know what I am done explaining.
Wait, did Peridot get shorter?

Phew, good thing you resolved everything, Steven! There’s only a minute left of this episode. What’s that? Half hour special? OH!

The baby is about to rage!

"I'll give your coven a chance and eat your dinner!"

Yeah, after Greg became a rockstar, he joined an alien convent.

Dang, how did they grow those crops so fast though?

Noooo not Pumpkin!

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute? HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND???

Peridot is so adorable and proud of herself!

Wait, is he washing the veggies in the lake?

They are not amused that Andy is not amused by their intuitive and genius oven!

When you’re at a family gathering and two relatives start fighting but you haven’t even served food yet so neither of them can storm out, also it’s the holidays and could you maybe put your differences aside?

I guess after that first road trip, Garnet insists on riding on the roof.

This is what Rose was trying to achieve when she created a half human child. Using your gem powers in monotonous human ways to accomplish simple tasks.

Geez, how much bread do the gems need?

Wow, I can't believe Cartoon Network came up with the solution for all our shipping problems! Everybody should just marry each other!