Gay Guy Orders the GAYEST CAKE Possible From Bakery

When Chris Farias asked for the "GAYEST cake" his local bakery could make, in celebration of his engagement, he had no idea just how gay a cake could be.

Hamilton's Cake and Loaf Bakery delivered a stunning unicorn cake.

Is it too gay? Or not gay enough?

by Anonymous

reply 38

12/18/2017

Oh you could go gayer than that. Trust me.

by Anonymous

reply 1

12/15/2017

There should be a condom over the corkscrew cock.

by Anonymous

reply 2

12/15/2017

Bet the unicorn horn is made out of latex.

by Anonymous

reply 3

12/15/2017

I think this one could be gayer

by Anonymous

reply 4

12/15/2017

Why is the red layer so much thicker??? Is it a sign of something? I like that hideous cake but no the piped words on the platter.

by Anonymous

reply 5

12/15/2017

Needs more gay.

by Anonymous

reply 6

12/15/2017

This, minus one egg.

by Anonymous

reply 7

12/15/2017

whats with the dog-do on the top of cake? ROP

by Anonymous

reply 8

12/15/2017

I see a lot of "trans" "queer" and "pansexual" so it really isn't that gay at all

by Anonymous

reply 9

12/15/2017

R9 beat me to it. Did they want a Gay cake or a LGBTQWERTY+++ cake?

by Anonymous

reply 10

12/15/2017

El Jebbity cakes made here!

by Anonymous

reply 11

12/15/2017

That's sort of gay, I guess? I think they could have done a lot gayer. Also Lesbian is on there but it's clearly a phallic cake. And they have trans but there's nothing representing a front hole! Le scandal!

by Anonymous

reply 12

12/15/2017

The unicorn is a big trans symbol.

by Anonymous

reply 13

12/15/2017

Is the top layer of the cake in OP's supposed to resemble a big dump of shit on the rainbow bottom? Is this a passive-aggressive "Fuck You" from the baker?

I'm still offended.

by Anonymous

reply 14

12/15/2017

It is sad that the stupid and the non-gay have completely taken over everything to do with "gay" in the media

by Anonymous

reply 15

12/15/2017

This is the gayest, hands down.

by Anonymous

reply 16

12/15/2017

R16 That is not only the gayest, but also the grossest cake.

by Anonymous

reply 17

12/15/2017

Was that from Danny Pintauro's 40th birthday party?

by Anonymous

reply 18

12/15/2017

What IS the original connection of unicorns to being gay? Gay as a unicorn?

by Anonymous

reply 19

12/15/2017

It could be much, much gayer!

by Anonymous

reply 20

12/15/2017

Where's the button for "appropriate amount of gay"?

by Anonymous

reply 21

12/15/2017

The horn, R19.

by Anonymous

reply 22

12/15/2017

They were really going for "inclusive" with this one.

I would be more specific.

by Anonymous

reply 23

12/15/2017

....

by Anonymous

reply 24

12/15/2017

Where are the spun sugar caftans?

by Anonymous

reply 25

12/15/2017

This thread is everything.

Also, why is one of the options not "just gay enough" in the poll?

by Anonymous

reply 26

12/15/2017

I love the cake!! It's actually gorgeously done

by Anonymous

reply 27

12/15/2017

I can't believe the Baker didn't interview the cake recipients, to gauge their morality and allegiance to The Lord.

Or at least do a background check.

If you bake cakes for sinners- you're as guilty as they are.

by Anonymous

reply 28

12/15/2017

Sprinkles. Where are the sprinkles? It needs faerie sprinkles to be tres gay.

by Anonymous

reply 29

12/15/2017

I thought he chose a unicorn because it looked phallic but not pornographic.

by Anonymous

reply 30

12/15/2017

Forget about Nell, what happened to [bold]MY[/bold] piece of the cake?

by Anonymous

reply 31

12/15/2017

Here's a cake for R29

by Anonymous

reply 32

12/15/2017

It needs a tiny little Tom of Finland biker riding up that unicorn helix.

by Anonymous

reply 33

12/15/2017

something like this?

by Anonymous

reply 34

12/15/2017

or this

by Anonymous

reply 35

12/15/2017

DAMN r32 that looks good

by Anonymous

reply 36

12/15/2017

Looks like a giant poop in the middle.

by Anonymous

reply 37

12/15/2017

The baker responds by saying

The co-owner of Cake & Loaf bakery, Nicole Miller, said they are happy "to bring this sort of attention to Canada, and Hamilton, because we are proud to be an inclusive and loving community."

The mission to make the cake rang especially true with Pallister, whose mother married another woman two years ago.

"I have two moms, so this (issue) is close to me, that somewhere in the world someone was denied a cake because of who they were in love with."

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