Dumb and Dumber: The life of a well-to-do Aspen woman is suddenly turned into a living Hell when her beloved husband is kidnapped and held hostage by a family friend. Things take an even more horrifying turn when an obsessed limo driver intercepts the ransom money and tracks her down across the whole United States, leaving several dead in his wake. Through it all she tries to put on a brave face and even accepts a casual date with a jovial blond stranger she met dinner party. Unbeknownst to her, however, this new man is actually a close friend of the deranged driver whose been stalking her... And both will try to win her affection at all costs.

The Punisher- When corrupt DEA agent Frank Castle, played by Thomas Jane, causes the death of a pot smoking teenager, the dead boy's business owner dad will stop at nothing to get justice for his murdered son. The movie takes a tragic turn when the DEA man's family gets caught in the crossfire. Jane couldn't care less, as he abandons his wife and son to die so he can go boating with some black guy he met on the island. Upon returning to America, Jane embraces alcoholism, begins harassing the mourning dad, and waging a campaign of violence against boaters, office buildings, homosexuals, and fire hydrants. In a twist ending, the villian wins. He wipes out the rest of the tragic hero's family, beats his Russian friend to death, and finishes his campaign of harassment by dragging the mourning dad behind a car and blowing up his parking lot. As a last point of villiany, he leaves a shitload of dirty, traceable money behind for the neighbor's whose lives he's ruined so that they will spend the next several years in prison as soon as they try to spend it. Then he dons the same type of overcoat preferred by perverted flashers of old women and stands on a bridge, deciding whose life to pointlessly ruin next.

Harry Potter: To prevent magic from being to mainstream, a group of snake loving hipsters attempt to prevent anyone who wasn't a wizard before it was cool to go back to driving regular cars and doing regular people stuff. A really old homosexual ex-racist tries to make it as mainstream as possible.

I found a thread on Reddit about watching Forrest Gump from Jenny's perspective, and some of the comments were about restating the plots from movies. I thought why not test the creative minds of you dorks to see if you can come up with anything good.

I'll get us started.

No Country for Old Men is about an employee trying to track down money that was stolen by a redneck.

Forrest Gump is about an abused girl who attempts to escape her past but is constantly reminded by her mentally handicapped first love who ends up punching her boyfriend and knocking her up.

Inception is about a gang of villains illegally brainwashing and drugging a grieving son, to destroy what his father built, because a Japanese competitor paid them to.