PETA Kooks

"Don't just eat a hamburger; eat the Hell out of it!" -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

"Meat isn't murder, it's delicious!" -- Johnny Rotten

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Sunday, July 25, 2004

Typically disconnected from logic, but not up to their usual level of offensiveness, is PETA's new face-sucking fest. I'd sure like to see the study that proves vegans hump better than carnivores. You might make the same logically faulty argument that eating hogs' balls makes you more virile.

On the related topic of sexuality: If you want to ask the modern version of "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?", just ask a group of vegan cocksuckers "Is semen vegan?" Their conclusion: "Yup!" I suppose if you asked a Catholic vegan about blowjobs, you might get a different answer.