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Thursday, October 11, 2007

St. Ann in Crisis

RENAISSANCE. It
actually started last week when the Coulted One appeared on
Fox & Friends to promote her new book
and confessed that she was mortified to have been received on the Today Show like a normal human
being. She was clearly outraged that Matt Lauer and Company hadn't
responded to her appearance with their usual outrage. Now, it appears,
she's taking steps to reclaim her fading infamy. Today, FoxNews.com
reports:

Slash-and-burn columnist Ann Coulter
shocked a cable TV talk-show audience Monday when she declared that
Jews need to be "perfected" by becoming Christians, and that America
would be better off if everyone were Christian.

Coulter made the remarkable statements during an often heated
appearance to promote her new book on advertising guru Donny Deutsch's
CNBC show "The Big Idea."

In response to a question from Deutsch asking Coulter if "it would be
better if we were all Christian," the controversial columnist
responded: "Yes."

"We should all be Christian?" Deutsch repeated.

"Yes," Coulter responded, asking Deutsch, who is Jewish, if he would
like to "come to church with me."

Deutsch, pressing Coulter further, asked, "We should just throw Judaism
away and we should all be Christians?" She responded: "Yeah."

Obviously, Ann is trying to regain the notoriety she once received for
declaring that Christians should invade Arabia and convert all muslims
to Christianity under pain of death. But, sadly, it's just not working
anymore. Far too many otherwise sane liberals have realized that
Coulter is merely exhibiting a sense of humor, which -- though alien to
their own experience -- removes enough sting from her posturings to
render her harmless.

We'd like to help. So we've decided to take her seriously. What a
mean-spirited, bigoted bitch! And, boy, have we figured out how to make
fun of you, you Christian chauvinist, short-skirted hussy you. Watch this and weep: