100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Kids are by nature attracted towards funny stuff. Humor is one of the best forms of entertainment since the dawn of time. Many studies confirm that wit is a sign of an intelligent mind in terms of originality which is why introducing kids to simplest forms of jokes from a small age helps in developing their personality and nurturing their creative intelligence. This is the main reason why the entertainment companies add the element of humor to their shows and cartoons. But in this age it is quite difficult to find age appropriate jokes which is why, in today’s post, we have listed 100 funny knock knock jokes for kids that are free from all kinds of negativity. So, let us begin our kids focused funny list of jokes.

1) BEEP BEEP…

How does the car go?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo, who?

Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”

2) I am here….

Open the door and see who’s lying on the door step.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lion

Lion, who?

Lion on your doorstep – open up!

3) Stop crying!

Have you ever cried by seeing someone at your door?

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Boo

Boo, who?

I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!

4) Happy Birthday!

This joke provides one of the best ways of wishing Birthday to your friend.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby, who?

Abby birthday to you!

5) I didn’t sneeze

Do you say “Bless you” when someone sneezes?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bless!

Bless, who?

I didn’t sneeze!

6) Its cold out here

The winter is here again!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce, who?

Let us in, we’re freezing!

7) Your neighbor…

Don’t you recognize your neighbor?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive right next door to you

8) Owls say who

Let’s see what the owls say.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Owls!

Owls, who?

Yes, they do!

9) Turn up the volume

If it’s your favorite song then just turn up the volume and enjoy the music.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip, who?

Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here

10) Bless you!

It’s a good habit to say “Bless you” when someone sneezes.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ah chu

Ah chu, who?

Bless you!

11) Robbers are here

Have you ever caught by robbers? It’s the most frightening thing ever.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!

12) Knock Knock

You will hear a lot of knock knock on the door if you have got no door bell.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

13) Poo-Poo

Your kids will love this joke. So brighten up their day by telling them this joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Poop

Poop who?

HAHAA made you say poo-poo!

14) MOO!

It is the best way of teaching your kids the sounds of different animals.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cow-go

Cow-go who?

No, Cow go MOO!

15) May I come in:

This joke is more about ethics as it is a good habit to take permission before getting in.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Police

Police who?

Police (please) may I come in?

16) I scream…

Want to get a joke out of your kid’s favorite thing (ice cream)? We have got it for you here.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

17) Funny joke:

Tell this joke to your little one to make him laugh out loud.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

18) WHO WHO!

Seems like there is an owl in the house! The kids will surely love these sounds.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

19) Hey, What’s the issue!

You can use this joke to ask someone for his/her surprise existence in your house.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Water

Water who?

Water you doing in my house?

20) Tease your kids:

You can tease your kids with this joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alma

Alma who?

Alma not going to tell you!

21) Give me some peanuts:

If your kids love peanuts then this joke is best fit for them.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts

22) Hilarious joke!

The children will love this funny joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yukon

Yukon who?

Yukon say that again!

23) Vacations time…

Kids love to have some fun and vacations is the best time to enjoy.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alpaca

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

24) Loose it!

Do not tighten the elastic of your little ones. They may get rashes.
Knock knock

Who’s there?

Lucy!

Lucy, who?

Loose elastic and stinky undies!

25) The interrupting cow

The children will love and enjoy the sound of cow.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow

The interrupting cow wh….

MOO!

26) Leave me alone please…

The best joke to tell when you want to get some time alone.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf Who?

Leaf Me Alone!

27) Learn some manners:

This joke will not only make your kids laugh but will also teach them some manners.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?

You’re welcome!

28) Get on to some work

Get your kids to do something for you by telling them this hilarious joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some water.

29) Silly one

Your little stars will love this silly joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who

Wooden shoe (wouldn’t you) like to hear another joke?

30) Open the door

This joke has got some logic with pun!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!

31) Boohuu…

If your kids are crying then you can make them laugh by telling them this funniest joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?

Oh don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

32) Broken pencil

This joke is the best for eight-year-old kids.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who.

Oh never mind. This joke is pointless.

33) Best for kids:

This joke will help you to knock some music sense into your kid.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?

Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.

34) Long joke:

This joke is different from a standard knock-knock joke, but it is super cute and funny.

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?

See, you already forgot me!

35) I love who:

You can ask who your kid loves with the help of this funny joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?

I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!

36) Love you:

Tell your kids that how much you love them with this silly knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?

Eyesore (I sure) do love you!

37) Greet your kids

You can greet your little ones in a funny way.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?

Howard you like a big hug!

38) Birthday wishes:

Here we have got another way by which you can wish a kid on his birthday.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!

39) May you have many more:

Your kids will love telling this joke at a birthday party of their friends.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?

Bertha-day greetings!

40) Bug who?

You can tell someone to stop bugging you by reading them this joke.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bug

Bug who?

Bugging you, that’s who!

41) Bar-Be-Que Chicken:

If BBQ chicken is the favorite food of your kids the this joke is for them.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Barbie

Barbie, who?

Barbie Q Chicken!

42) It’s freezing already:

Enjoy this joke with your little ones.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ken

Ken, who?

Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

43) What’s for lunch today?

Tell the menu of today’s lunch to your kids in a hilarious way.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ada

Ada, who?

Ada burger for lunch!

44) Another funniest joke:

This joke will burst your kids into laughter.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Amarillo

Amarillo, who?

Amarillo nice guy!

45) Are you ready?

Make your kids get ready for school by telling them this joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Radio

Radio, who?

Radio (ready or) not here I come!

46) Tie the laces:

Ask your kids to tie the shoe laces.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tyrone

Tyrone, who?

Tyrone shoelaces!

47) Adam…

Brighten the day of your children by reading this joke for them.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Adam

Adam, who?

Adam my way I’m coming through!

48) Need a pencil

Your little ones can ask for a pencil from their friends with this joke.

Knock knock

Who’s There?

Anita

Anita, who?

Anita to borrow a pencil!

49) Wayne who?

Here is another silly joke for your toddlers.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wayne

Wayne, who?

Wayne drops are falling on my head

50) Enjoy the joke

Kids will definitely love this joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Butter

Butter, who?

I butter not tell you

51) What’s wrong with the door bell?

If the door bell is broken then this joke fits in that scenario.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Figs

Figs, who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

52) Kiwi fruit or Kiwi animal?

Teach your kids the difference between Kiwi fruit and Kiwi animal with this joke.