On “The 700 Club” today, Pat Robertson took a question from a viewer who said she attends a church whose members aren’t allowed to date, leaving many church members “frustrated because we’re getting older and no one is getting married.”

Robertson found this to be absolutely ridiculous because a church with a no-dating policy will eventually “die out”… just like gay people.

“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce,” he said. “You know, you have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce. Same thing with that church, it’s doomed, it’s going to die out because it’s the most nonsensical thing I’ve heard in a long time.”

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Yes, Jesus himself told you to cut your balls off if you have the balls to do it.

Honey, I've been having heterosexual sex regularly, for the last 27 years or so. No reproduction whatsoever, so far...
(At this point, I don't care anymore, it's just very convenient not to have to use any forms of contraceptives.)

This is why you don't ask Pat Robertson for advice on anything. He'll be too busy blaming everything on you (if you're a woman) or somehow turning it into an anti-gay spiel to actually give you advice.

Not allowed to date??? Enforced by who? What will they do if they catch you dating? Take away the offering plate so you cant donate? Force you to quit praying? Do they required hall passes if you need to go to the restroom? I suspect there are many more things to be "frustrated" about with that church.
On a side note, my curiosity would LOVE to learn more about that church.

As for the poor idiot that asked the question, run, don't walk to the nearest exit. Your pastor has let the sight of all you slack-jawed bullshit sponges convince him to go alpha. You can't date because all the women are his, whether they know it or not.