45 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Comics

By Boys' Life readers

May the farce be with you! Laugh at funny Star Wars jokes, puns and comics by Boys’ Life readers that would even make Darth Vader chuckle. Do you know a funny Star Wars joke or pun? Click here to send in your joke.

Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world?Craig: Who?Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Greg A., Aromas, Calif.

Hayden: What kind of car does a Jedi drive?Jake: I don’t know.Hayden: A Toy Yoda.

Joke submitted by Hayden S., Eugene, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?Ethan: Tell me.Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke submitted by Wesley L., Miami, Ariz.

Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house.

Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.”

Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.”

Joke submitted by Jason Z., Nassau, N.Y.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?Daniel: What?Matthew: Bow ties, of course!

Joke submitted by Matthew C., Farmington, N.M.

A book never written: “How to Swing a Lightsaber” by Jed Eye.

Joke submitted by Keegan B., Marathon, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Savannah: What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?Serena: Which one?Savannah: The Phantom Venice.

Joke submitted by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kan.

John: Did you hear about the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid?Josh: No. What did they call it?John: C-through-PO!

Joke submitted by John A., Jackson, Miss.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Tom said forcefully.

Joke submitted by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va.

Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?Han: Which one?Luke: Adobe-Wan Kenobi!

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.

Comic by Jon Carter

Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?Leia: Not sure.Luke: To get to the Dark Side.

Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis.

Bill: What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?Bob: Tell me.Bill: A millennium falcon!

Joke submitted by Kolbi R., Atascadero, Calif.

Deena: Why was the droid angry?Mark: Why?Deena: People kept pushing its buttons.