For the Compassionate Cannibal

This site is a modern pioneer for those who want the flavor and texture of human flesh, yet don’t want the inconvience of obtaining said food. With an entrepreneurial spirt and a bit of compassion for his fellow man (both predator and prey), Mark Nuckols is taking food (err…Tofu) to places it’s never been. This product is not only good for the guilt ridden cannibal, it’s also good for the cannibal on the go. Who has time to either go hunt somebody down, butcher, cook, and eat them? I know I don’t (but then again, I’m not a cannibal, it may be a bigger priority in thier lives). This is perfect for the cannibal that is hungry, but has to be at a meeting in half an hour. Whatever the reason for a cannibal purchasing this product, the rare vegetarian cannibal or the time pressed, I’m sure that this prodcut will be met with resounding success. How could it not?

Okay, this site is probably a joke, but you never know, I mean it did get a write up in The Dartmouth (Dartmouth is a place where a bunch of smart people get together and learn stuff). So I’m going to go along with it, I may have gotten burned by Ninja Burger, however, I didn’t have Dartmouth on my side that time. If I’m fooled this time, I’m in good company.