Hurricane Relief Raises Over $44M
Last night’s Hand in Hand Hurricane Relief telethon raised over $44M. Stevie Wonder opened the show, and celebrities like Julia Roberts, George Clooney and Oprah were taking calls. Justin Bieber even helped lead a prayer. Lines were jammed most of the night. If you want to donate, head to HandinHand2017.com

Britney Spends $113k/Year on Massages
Thanks to Britney Spears’ conservatorship, we know how much money she pulled in last year, how much she spent and where she spent it. She pulled in about $16M and spent about $10M. She spent about $113,000 on massages, $79,000 on wardrobe, $29,000 on her dogs and $24,000 on hair and makeup. Also, we learned that she shops at normal places just like us. She shops at Target, Bed Bath & Beyond and Pottery Barn… though I can’t afford Pottery Barn.

JJ Abrams Signs on to Star Wars Episode 9
ICYMI, JJ Abrams is set to write and direct “Star Wars Episode 9.” He directed the Force Awakens, and another director was set for this film, but he dropped out last month. Disney’s new release date for the film is now December 20th of 2019, by the way.

Chappelle Strolls with his Emmy
I told you earlier this week that Dave Chappelle just won an Emmy for guest hosting on Saturday Night Live. Welp, he was spotted by TMZ in LA just walking down the street with the Emmy in his hand so they asked him about it.

Lady Gaga Announces Chronic Illness
Lady Gaga announced that the chronic illness we’ll see her dealing with in her upcoming Netflix documentary Five Foot Two is fibromyalgia. She confirmed it yesterday, writing on Twitter “I wish to help raise awareness and connect people who have it.”

JLaw’s Boyfriend Gushes About her Skills
Jennifer Lawrence’s boyfriend, who is also her director on her most recent film Mother, was gushing about her talent, and it’s super sweet. He said “she’s a once-in-a-generation talent…a whirlwind and a hurricane and an earthquake and a thunderstorm of a talent.” Pretty awesome praise.