Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are officially back together, according to People.com.

Well … no. The couple actually hasn’t said so. No … neither has anyone’s publicist. And, well yes … we did sort of report that before.

But this time it comes from SEVERAL sources who say it’s ON!

I think that’s where the triumphant music was supposed to start, but I don’t hear anything.

Anyway, the “Twilight” actors broke up after Stewart admitted in July to having a brief fling with her “Snow White and the Huntsman” director, Rupert Sanders.

After some time apart, Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15 in L.A., and began spending more and more time together. Now they are officially a couple again. And Pattinson has decided not to sell the L.A. home that he and Stewart shared, according to a source.

The couple is scheduled to make its first red carpet appearance since the split later this month while promoting “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2.”

Though they are together again, currently the pair are on opposite sides of the country. On Monday, Pattinson was spotted bundled up in a hat and warm jacket as he strolled through the streets of New York City. Meanwhile, Stewart spent Sunday night — dressed in shorts for the balmy L.A. weather — taking in a Florence + The Machine concert at the Hollywood Bowl with her dad.

DANNY DEVITO AND RHEA PERLMAN SEPARATE: Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are separating after 30 years of marriage.

The two married back in 1982 and have three children together.

DeVito and Perlman met in 1970 when Perlman went to see an off-Broadway play, “The Shrinking Bride,” which featured DeVito. The two began dating soon after and lived together for 11 years before tying the knot.

A rep for the couple confirmed the split, but had no further comment.

NO ONE SAW THIS COMING: As hard as it may be to believe, it seems that John Mayer and Katy Perry have broken up again.

That’s right — let it all out. Have yourself a good cry.

RadarOnline reported Monday the couple have called it quits — again.

The singers dated through the first couple months of summer, until Mayer realized if he kept this up, he might have to buy her a birthday present, which might make her think he was about to propose. So they broke up.

Then they started dating again last month. Now there’s a chill in the air and Mayer senses the holidays are coming and that whole buying gifts thing is closing in.

See you in January, kids.

Despite their best efforts, the relationship just wasn’t working, according to RadarOnline’s insider source, who said Mayer has a bit of a commitment problem (NO!) and kept “luring Katy back with promises that he was going to change, but then he didn’t.”

According to the source, Perry was looking for a more serious relationship than Mayer was willing to provide, and eventually she decided to stop wasting her time. Reports of the latest breakup come just a few weeks after Perry was said to have tried to take things to the next level, and gave Mayer a key to her Los Angeles home.

Big deal. Like she hasn’t given us all one of those at some point.

Perry’s divorce from Russell Brand was finalized in July, and she briefly dated Florence + the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd, before taking up her romance with Mayer.

The 29-year-old actress has lent her bare back to the magazine’s November 2012 cover.

Kunis told the magazine in an interview she’s much more focused on being herself than living up to any sexy goddess title. Of course, what else is she going to say?

“What I do and who I am are two different things,” she said. “And they always will be. What happens with people is they lose sight of who they are, and they become either who they want to be or who they are perceived to be.”

Uh … right.

Kunis added “I think that if I bought into the hype, I would lose all sight of who I am, and so much of who I am is what my parents went through and instilled in me. And I never want to lose that. Ever. Because I would be so disappointed if I didn’t make them proud.”

LADY GAGA GETS SICK ON STAGE: Lady Gaga threw up multiple times on stage in Spain over the weekend, but managed not to miss a dance step while doing it.

Your move, Justin Bieber.

Bieber, of course, threw up on stage last week. One more singer barfs during a show and we officially have a trend, people.

Hopefully, that will happen during the next presidential debate. You know, liven things up some.

Gaga was in the middle of her hit “Edge of Glory” when she bent over and let loose. Then she immediately pulled herself together and started dancing again. Then, a few seconds later, she bent over and got sick upchucked again. Then one more time, just in case there was still one person in the crowd who wasn’t already thoroughly nauseated.

Her fellow dancers must have really enjoyed that.

After the show, Gaga tweeted, with a link to a clip of all the action. “Was praying nobody saw but actually its quite a good laugh if u need one!”

Sources close to Gaga told TMZ the singer was suffering from the flu before the show, but didn’t want to cancel. She has since recovered.

Tuesday, Oct. 9, the 283rd day of 2012. There are 83 days left in the year.

1446: The Korean alphabet, created under the aegis of King Sejong, was first published.

1776: A group of Spanish missionaries settled in present-day San Francisco.

1888: The public was first admitted to the Washington Monument.

1910: A coal dust explosion at the Starkville Mine in Colorado left 56 miners dead.

1930: Laura Ingalls became the first woman to fly across the United States as she completed a nine-stop journey from Roosevelt Field, N.Y., to Glendale, Calif.

1936: The first generator at Boulder (later Hoover) Dam began transmitting electricity to Los Angeles.

1940: Rock and roll legend John Lennon was born in Liverpool, England.

1946: The Eugene O’Neill drama “The Iceman Cometh” opened at the Martin Beck Theater in New York.

1958: Pope Pius XII died at age 82, ending a 19-year papacy. (He was succeeded by Pope John XXIII.)

1962: Uganda won autonomy from British rule.

1967: Latin American guerrilla leader Che Guevara was killed by the Bolivian army a day after he was captured while attempting to incite revolution.

1974: Businessman Oskar Schindler, credited with saving about 1,200 Jews during the Holocaust, died in Frankfurt, West Germany (at his request, he was buried in Jerusalem).

2002: A man was shot to death at a gas station near Manassas, Va., in the latest sniper shooting in the Washington, D.C., area. Aileen Wuornos, who killed six men along Florida’s highways in 1989 and 1990, was executed by injection. West Coast longshoremen returned to ports crammed with cargo after a lockout that ended only after President George W. Bush intervened. The space shuttle Atlantis arrived at the international space station, bringing with it a 14-ton girder. Daniel Kahneman, a U.S.-Israeli citizen, and Vernon L. Smith, an American, won the Nobel prize for economics; John B. Fenn of the U.S., Koichi Tanaka of Japan and Kurt Wuethrich of Switzerland won the Nobel Prize in chemistry.

2007: Republican presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani clashed over tax and spending cuts, each claiming greater commitment than the other in a debate in Dearborn, Mich. Two Armenian Christian women were shot dead in Baghdad by security contractors working for Australian-owned Unity Resources Group. France’s Albert Fert and German Peter Gruenberg won the 2007 Nobel Prize in physics for a discovery that lets computers, iPods and other digital devices store reams of data on ever-shrinking hard disks.

2011: At least 27 people were killed and more than 200 injured during massive clashes in downtown Cairo in the worst sectarian outburst since the February revolution. The NHL returned to Winnipeg after 15 years; Carey Price stopped 30 shots as the Montreal Canadiens put a damper on a massive civic celebration with a 5-1 victory over the Jets. The Milwaukee Brewers beat the St. Louis Cardinals 9-6 in Game 1 of the National League Championship Series. Sir Paul McCartney married Nancy Shevell at Old Marylebone Town Hall in London.