September 9, 2007

Oh where, oh where, did my apostrophe go?

This sign is behind Bruno’s Barbership, but MRP sees this exact same mistake in many places (there are two on signs right behind my new office building, in fact, which I pass every morning on my way to work). Okay, here’s the deal: should be owner’s not owners.

Back to the point at hand, I’m planning on starting a practice that will sue property owners and towing companies for reimbursement of towing fees based on my correct interpretation of those signs. It’s a free-diddly-tow, darn it.

This sign makes it almost sound like the business name is Owners Expense. As in, “All other cars will be towed at Owners Expense!” Note to self: don’t park in the lot of your local Owners Expense, or it might be a while before you see your car again. 😉