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"congratulations bob ralston, you cited a UN treaty. but guess what? we dont have a global government, and if the U.S. decides to be the only defender of capitalism then I say screw the rest of the world cuz we already live better than they do and we ...got there by doing what we're doing and they got where they are through socialism. just because the rest of the world governments want to be unrealistic and naive doesnt mean the U.S. has to follow in their self-destructive footsteps"
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"everyone else knew..why didnt I? some things just blind you and no matter how genuine, sincere, or caring you are, you still dont get the respect you deserve"

How are you even supposed to respond to that?

Originally Posted by bmack86

And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

Originally Posted by Hatinisbad

I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

"I am, therefore I know... I know, therefore I smile!"

"Holy purple pretty panties Batman!"

"Many of the greatest discoveries of our times will be made by those who, in addition to listening to their hearts and to each other, listen to the rest of the kingdom of life; to the trees, birds, insects, fishes, worms, algae; to the oceans and ...forests and mountains and deserts and skies; to all consciousness that dwells on this planet; to all of life, not man’s fragmentary awareness alone."

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Originally Posted by M Sparks

the crib tent will be here in 3 days....Can't I just weld something to keep him in?

^This makes me want to be friends with this person.

One of my friends likes to announce that she is going to bed. Every night. She also likes to post thinly-veiled perv messages to her boyfriend as her status. It's great that she's getting laid on a regular basis...but wall posts exist for a reason.

I deleted a friend's husband because every status update was similar to Gribble's "friend" up there.

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Status updates don't usually bother me. What I've been doing lately, though, is dropping any of my friends who only (or primarily) post quizzes. This is actually turning out to be a decent barometer of how I feel about people. If you post a quiz and I don't immediately drop you from my friends list, it means I actually like you.

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Ugh...I forgot about another friend who has ceased posting original thoughts. EVERY status update is some inspirational quote. Vomit. It's all the more frustrating because this girl is so snarky & funny, yet she regurgitates "you can do it" slop.

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Originally Posted by menikmati

"Many of the greatest discoveries of our times will be made by those who, in addition to listening to their hearts and to each other, listen to the rest of the kingdom of life; to the trees, birds, insects, fishes, worms, algae; to the oceans and ...forests and mountains and deserts and skies; to all consciousness that dwells on this planet; to all of life, not manís fragmentary awareness alone."

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I thought Kenny G. just played the flute. Shows what I know.

Originally Posted by bmack86

And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

Originally Posted by Hatinisbad

I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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Damn, I had a friend from college who turned into a religious nut. She had been posting all of these rah rah God posts. Like really absurd ones. It is like she knew this thread existed and I was about to post them all, because she just deleted her account a couple of days ago.

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Originally Posted by luckyface

Damn, I had a friend from college who turned into a religious nut. She had been posting all of these rah rah God posts. Like really absurd ones. It is like she knew this thread existed and I was about to post them all, because she just deleted her account a couple of days ago.

On the other hand, it could mean that the end is near and she's in on it.