It seems like Hilary Duff has been pregnant for two years now, and holy shit, what got her pregnant? A bear? How big is this damn baby? Why is her stomach like that? This can’t be normal. What’s going on? Did…did…she get abducted? Was it aliens? Is that was this is? Are…are they using her to breed? Is it a dragon? Somebody please tell OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!