But it’s OK, guys, this can all be explained away with a simple punctuation mark!!

At least according to Amanda, it can! ABynes apparently now has her own Vanity Fair column which she uses to put her odd and frequent Twitter mishaps into perspective. It's true!!!

So, straight from Miz Bynes herself, here’s what REALLY happened:

"Oh my God, let me just be the first to say: I can completely see how offense was taken. I truly apologize for the miscommunication and any and all resulting discomfort or anger. I’m not a wretched person with zero sense of perspective or respect for fellow human beings; rather, the actual explanation of my statement is something far more banal. No, Arendtites, not 'banal' as in 'the banality of evil'—banal as in, this was a very stupid grammatical error. You’ll see the offending tweet below. What I intended to say was 'not having hair makes me feel like a cancer: patient.' That is, waiting for my hair to grow has made me a more patient person—a trait, in the astrological community, typically associated with those born under the Cancer sign. I’m actually an Aries (traditional traits: determinedness, ambitiousness, impulsiveness, and, I can now say, inexcusably poor grasp of punctuation.)"

Errmmm WOW!

Still sounds pretty far-fetched, but we appreciate the creativity!! And we loved the screen cap shout out!

Taking the word "cancer" and explaining it to be the horoscope version of "Cancer," and then twisting the medical version of the word "patient" and aligning it instead with its homonym relating to patience??

OMG! do you honestly think she wrote that!. she does not and is not capable of writing like that! this is the girl who uses words like dope and sick, anyone that believes she wrote that is an idiot!!!.

Honestly what my family been through with my mum i never thought id see the day id end up reading something so disgusting made b some one i once thought was a talented actress. she digusting and disrespectful, she doesnt even get that theres evil and then theres her. which to me is far worse. I seriously hope someone sorts her out because for someone at my age who is a lot younger than her i can tell she needs help. mental help and to learn to respect others.

Uhh, has anyone read "her" columns?
Am I the only one that knows it is NOT her writing those?
She has issues; did we forget?
I honestly don't see her capably fit in the head to type such eloquent sentences with large, meaningful words…and using real, credible sources….
this is just too much. haha.
Someone is clearly using this to their advantage to have a good time making fun of her.

c'mon, there is no way she wrote that. I can't believe people actually believe she wrote those emails to VF. she is not that intelligent and she is actually a disrespectful, inarticulate mean spirited bitch.

Can someone please clarify if Bynes is really posting those entries at Vanity Fair? If so, why are they seemingly encouraging, and obviously using someone with mental issues to get readers? This is insane. It's irresponsible! If that is really her writing for VF, she is crazier than we all thought. Her entries are nonsensical.

Uh, I was born under the "Cancer" sign and I have to say I am not a patient person…. Get over yourself AMANDA and grow the hell up! Stop with all your stupid antics and become that beautiful woman that you could've been all this time otherwise, step out of the limelight and let it shine on someone who we all like.

Oh Amanda, you insensitive psycho, do you really think losing our hair is what we worry about when we have cancer? Come spend a week being me, see what someone fighting for their life deals with while they're being pumped full of poison, and then tell me your hair matters that much to you. I wouldn't wish this fight upon my worst enemy.

Haha some one was quite inventive, but now i wonder how much of that column she writes herself or at least how hands on the editor is. You would think she would bring some of that punctuation and capitalization to the interwebz.

I have cancer and I'm honestly not the least bit offended by this. Yup, I'm bald.. I can see how also being bald would remind you of chemo. There is a lot more to cancer than hair loss but I don't think she was being nasty. She's insulting herself here.

"My metabolism actually changed like crazy this year. I have Hashimoto's disease. It's a thyroid disease, and it's now been two years since taking the medication for it, so for the VS show I didn't want to lose any more weight, I just want to have muscles in the right place, and if my butt can get a little perkier, then that's good."