Crash and Byrne

As a guy who gets his genes from two notoriously tiny-penised races  the Irish and the Asian  comedian Steve Byrne could very well be one of the most underendowed males on Earth. If so, hes probably cool with it. That Asian stereotype is not bad at all. Asian guys got small junk. Who cares? Run with it, he jokes in his new Comedy Central special, The Byrne Identity. Lowered expectations, right? Thats a win-win.
Be there this Thursday at 8:30 p.m. when Byrne crashes into the Miami Improv to dig deeper into schlong philosophy, explain why Taco Bell should cast a Mexican in its commercials, and show you exactly how to identify Obamas white side. A hint for that last one: Search YouTube for Barack busting a move on Ellen. Tickets cost $15, plus theres the Improvs usual two-drink minimum. Byrne will also perform Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night.
Thu., Sept. 9, 8:30 p.m., 2010