Kung Fu Keanu

Keanu Reeves was shooting John Wick 2 in New York last night. Have you seen John Wick? It’s SO good. It’s funny, and not in the way that Jesse Eisenberg tries to be funny in Clevertown, where the password is an inside joke and inclusivity is an infectious disease that the privileged have vaccinated themselves against.

John Wick was well reviewed by critics and while the box office wasn’t a story, there’s enough of a cult following to warrant a sequel. So, more shots of Keanu making kung fu. Which I will never complain about.

Continuing with our theme today, there was a time when it could have been Keanu, you know. The Sexiest Man Alive. He’s not the one now, but back when The Matrix was the biggest sh-t ever? It totally coulda been his.