AHA!

Aha.

Thank you for your ideas.

Now I have something to blog about.

Request Number One: Traffic Jams

I generally do not like Traffic Jams. They are messy and loud (like me, only worse).

Also, I don’t understand why they are called Traffic Jams, since they are obviously not jams, and don’t taste very nice anyway. But for the sake of brevity, I will refer to them as Jams because congestion is too many letters.

I live in USJ 11. And as ANYONE WHO LIVES IN THE USJ AREA can attest, the Jam leading out of USJ is a living NIGHTMARE.

ESPECIALLY along the Summit stretch. Once last year, I was 40 minutes late for tuition because it was drizzling. Can you imagine?

I am still learning to drive. I’ve only driven for 12 hours so far, 2 of which ( rough estimate) I have spent in the Summit Jam. I am not exaggerating. In fact, during my lesson today, there MIRACULOUSLY was no Jam, so I was in a very very good mood.

Good mood=Not panicking=Successfully stopping the car in the Yellow Box =Pass slope

Yay.

Every encounter with a Traffic Jam sets my dad off on a spiel. It goes something like this:

“Argh!!! (Insert expletive) !!!! Its the (Insert expletive) town planners!!! There are only TWO roads leading out of Subang!!! They have their brains in their bloody (insert expletive)…………”

Some parts are not really suitable for publishing, as I believe there are small children (and big babies) who read this sometimes.

I estimate that for as long as I’ve lived in Subang Jaya (since I was 7,so that would be 11 years), I’ve spent roughly 1/6 of those years sitting in the car. In a TRAFFIC JAM!

And to think that the REASON we moved here from Klang, was to avoid the Jam to KL.

Gawd.

But….I must admit that Traffic Jams aren’t ALL that bad. If you’re a passenger, that is.

For instance, every morning when my dad sends me to college, I manage to accomplish an astonishing number of things.

I do not know what his derriere looks like, because I am nice and innocent (stop snickering!I can hear you!) and not at all pervy. (Unlike…um…you…)

But I think I can safely say that even if his derriere was wrinkly, it still wouldn’t make a difference because he is still SO HOT. A bit old, maybe, but STILL SO HOT. (NOTE: He wasn’t really so hot in the 90s,but I think as he grew older,he got better)

Like Viggo Mortensen, who is (was) all hairy and macho and cooool in the LOTR trilogy.

Back to Andy.

If you watched any Hong Kong movies lately, you’d probably have noticed that Andy Lau stars in quite a number. The Infernal Affairs trilogy, Love on a Diet, Fulltime Killer, Running On Karma, Needing You, Magic Kitchen, Dance of A Dream, and Century of the Dragon are just a few examples.

Now, if you’d take your eyes off boA ( or any other teenybopper u come across, and anyway we ALL know its just a cover and you’re really dying to find the name of her stylist) for just one moment and actually watch one of these movies, you’d find that ANDY LAU TOTALLY ROCKS IN ALL OF THEM!!!

I recommend Infernal Affairs (1 2 and 3), Love on a Diet, and Century of the Dragon.

Infernal Affairs 2, by the way, features Shawn Yue, whom I think is the second HOTTEST Chinese star. After Andy, of course.

Trust me.

[Note: I’m just kidding, I know you’re not gay…but the pervy bit is true,you have to admit..]

Thanks once again to all the wonderful people who came up with these things.