He's literally down for whatever. Even when topless protesters try to ruin an appearance, he responds with thumbs up.

His favorite band is no longer together.It's ABBA, so that hurts his cred, but having a favorite band that hasn't seen the stage in years will let him fit right in with those who love The Smiths, Talking Heads and Fugazi.

He's in love with his own image. Putin uses the Russian media as his own personal Instagram account and they couldn't be happier to oblige, documenting the man in moments both exciting and mundane.