"One man, living again in his home state, surrounded by territory once rife with Conservatives,
and now hijacked by imported Liberals. This is the product of a self-imposed duty to continue to speak my Traditionalist Values
despite the Left's proliferation, procreation and perpetual regurgitation."
~Defiant_Infidel

"One woman, living in a southern state, invaded by liberal policies, where strong Conservatives
were once revered. Proudly clinging to my guns. Proudly singing to my God." ~Miradena

Next Opportunity for Redemption of The Republic...

...6:00 AM Eastern, November 1st, 2016

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Humor... the Survival Tonic

A koala was sitting in a gum tree... smoking a joint.

A little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey Koala! ...What are you doing?"

The koala said,

"Smoking a joint, come on up and have some!"

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala,where they proceeded to enjoy several joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry".He decided he was going to get a drink from the river.

When he finally got down there, the little lizard was so stoned that he accidentally leaned too far over and tumbled right into the river.

A huge crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and, feeling sorry for him, helped him to the river's edge.

Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you? How did it happen?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had beensitting smoking a joint with the koala in the gum tree.

"Got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink!"

A koala?! Smoking a joint??!! The crocodile decided that he had to check this out and headed off into the rain forest, finding the tree where the happy koalawas sitting finishing yet another joint.

"A legally applied for and approved Concealed Carry Permit
enables a law abiding citizen to do one thing following all the bureaucratic, invasive hoop jumping:
He may now conceal a loaded firearm on his person for the purpose of self protection
without fearing incarceration by the police
for breaking a state law against 'unlicensed carry'...
that our Second Amendment already superceded and nullified."