February 8th 2003
No. 1,593

deuce: HURRAY
pants: HURRAY FOR WHAT
pants: YOUR DOPEY DICK
pants: WELL DUH
deuce: HURRAY FOR THAT TOO
deuce: THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO UNAUTHORIZED (AND HIGHLY ILLEGAL) JERKCITY IMPOSTORS OUT THERE
pants: WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT
pants: IS DEEP SPACE 9 ON OR SOMETHING
deuce: MY NUTS STILL ACHE FROM THAT TREMENDOUS JERK
pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE YOUR ATTORNEY
deuce: T PANTS NO
pants: T DEUCE AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO READ, SPELL
deuce: T PANTS EXCELLENT WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS
pants: T DEUCE I'LL BE YOUR LAWYER ALSO