Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

Yeah, but why the hell would you use the word NUTS to reply to that question? I feel that she actually wanted a pic of your nuts but wanted to lie about it afterwards so she could trick you into thinking it was a typo (Damn you, autocorrect!) Seriously, wouldn't "are you CRAZY?" suffice? lack if common sense on her part.

No, FHerL because she was idiot enough to commit an apostroFAIL. She brought it on herself, however my sympathy for you ends when you actually complied and sent her a photo of your shreddies. Oops much?