Thanksgiving is almost here again, which means it's time to force conversation with creepy loved ones in between hiding in your childhood room for depression-fueled naps. We've recently discovered that turkeys themselves are getting even scarier than those weirdos you'll be painstakingly reconnecting with. Perhaps thinking of these deeply disturbed birds during your holiday will help put your human kin in perspective. Make sure to let us know of any others you see around the Web or, if you're feeling especially nuts, make your own and send a photo to [email protected]!