Reaching outâ¦.for $

Vince was likeâ¦ heeeey fellow addicts, I know everyoneâs struggling with overcoming their demons or whatever, but if anyone has any money to invest in my made for TV movie thatâd be greaaaat. Howâs my hair.

Death By Soul Patch

I meaaaan if a soul patch isnât the loudest cry for help then this isnât Entourage the Final Season. The sound of that gunshot will forever remain in my memoryâ¦as the only time anything substantial happened on this precious show.

Meowlon Brandon

I was going to dedicate at least 3 reasons to Arnoldâs stellar couch lounging performance- but then Andrew Dice Clayâs cat meowed out of fucking nowhere and it was like seeing Brando act for the first time. Only one ep in and she already nailed a speaking role? Step it up Arnold.

A Lone Turtle

Okay so Alex broke up with him via her dad but heâs going to be up to his neck in clam once he gets that new restaurant opened.

All Pink Everything

Ariâs like god damnit; really wish I was wearing my lavender blouse right now. Wouldâve been quite the palette.

JK!

That was actually an episode of the Jamie Kennedy Experiment in which Jamie Kennedy was tricked into impersonating Andrew Dice Clay alone in a room for hours. No one was in the joke.

Grand Wizard Billy Walsh

While Drama was busy fighting for more money, Billy was busy joining the Klan?