Skylar's Scribbles

I have to tell you what happened this morning at our house and why we are all in the "dog house". Someone ate the biscuits! No,not dog biscuits. No, these are the cheddar biscuits that taste just like the ones from Red Lobster. Those good ones made with milk, and butter and cheese and more butter brushed on top. Mommy made a big batch of them on Saturday night to go with chili.
So there were two left, double wrapped in foil, on the kitchen counter, for Mom to take to work today with her supper. Mom went down on the computer this morning and when she came back she found..................................................... shredded tin foil on the floor, lots of crumbs, and two half biscuits. Neither one could be salvaged.
Mom couldn't believe we did this. She was so annoyed. She knows it was a group effort. One cat, even big Ivan, could not have eaten that much of the biscuits. She also found Maedia playing with a piece of foil in the middle room. So I guess we are all in the dog house now for eating the biscuits. It was so worth it! Purrs, Skylar

So I have taken notice that Mom has songs for most of us. It may kinda give away Mommy's age, but here goes.... My song is to the tune of "My Guy" and she sings "Sky Guy, talking 'bout sky guy" and so on. Ivan gets the song "You are my Sunshine" because he chases sunbeams in the kitchen and the living room. Murphy gets the song "Hey there, Murphy girl". Skittles gets some of Posion's "Unskinny Bop" when Mommy sings "unSkiddy Bop, bop, bop, she just likes to play". Rusty sometimes gets Tom Jones with "What's new Pussycat". Maedia gets some Def Leppard "Maedia, when your near" from the song "Hysteria". Roni gets "Roni roni, bo boni fanna fanna fo fanna...Roni" from the "Name game".
Poor Percy, he's the only one who doesn't have a song. I think I better remind Mom to get working on this, cause Percy is the jealous type and when he realizes he doesn't have his own song he's gonna be mad. Any suggestions to help Mom out?
Purrs, Skylar

So you may have heard, my sisfur got her own room! And boy is she smug about it! In all fairness, she was getting picked on, but hey, he teases all of us. No one is safe from the antics of Percy. He is the Joker, Class Clown and more. He is a definate attention hog, but there is not a mean bone in his body. It is all about playing. Anything that is dropped on the floor within 10 feet of Percy is fair game for Floor Hockey!
Things that fly don't stand a chance! If there isn't a toy in the room, Percy will bring one in or make his own. Batteries from the TV remote, plastic bags, money from the kitchen table, keys...and the list goes on.
So anyway, Murphy got her own room. Its nice up there. She has all her stuff plus she has PLANTS. That's the real reason we go to visit her...to nibble the plants. Nothing toxic but Mommy only keeps them in that room because we would probably chew them to shreds. Rusty once nibbles the fake plants downstairs! Murphy leaves them alone. She is Mommy's good girl!
Well gotta go, gotta get ready for visiting hour! Purrs, Skylar

Mommy got word that it is time to enter our photos and start voting in the World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show. So of course, out comes tha camera and she is just following us all around the house and all we hear is "turn around, let me see your tail" and "go to sleep" "play with this toy" and "speak". Oh Mommy, just put that camera down! Stop, enough already! Heaven forbid, she should win flip camera! We would never have any peace.
So furry friends, jump start the diet and groom your furs cause the cameras are coming. Watch for me and several members of our family to appear in lots of categories. I've already seen many of my friends in some pawsome shots!
Don't forget to vote! Purrs, Skylar

I thought I should give this diary writing thing a try. I am usually the quiet observer in the household, who sees all and tells no one.

So maybe its time to let some of the secrets slip. Let me tell you, I know who has the sweet tooth in this fur family. I know who knocked the plate of cake onto the floor and tasted it. I know who opened the pumpkin cookies and was rolling them around the floor. I know who put their toys in the water bowl and I know who made the painting crooked in the living room. I also know how the bubble wrap got on the floor by the front door so that Mom stepped on it as soon as she came in last night (popping bubbles that startled her and the little ones.

So yes, the secrets of the household shall be revealed. Little by little, Mom will find out...Who is the little klepto that swipes jewelry and socks? Who gets the muddy paw prints in the tub? Who splashes the water out of the new fountain? Who doesn't cover their poo in the litter box? (ugh, I find that highly offensive!)

There are eight kitties in the household and although we are all cute, some are not as innocent as they look. Curious?
So is Mom! Check back and find out the next time Skylar Scribbles.