Stand-Up-Off: Calling All Borscht Belt Jokes!

Ay-yo, ladies and gents. It’s VF.com’s inaugural incarnation of Stand-Up-Off, in which we, in essence, attempt to write Jay Leno’s monologue before he does. Sit back, relax, and don’t forget about that two-drink minimum as we make as many schtick-y jokes as possible about a given news subject. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!