I did the real thing, not run around the woods playing at being a soldier with a bunch of closeted gay men who are so homophobic that they feel the need to overcompensate and "prove" their manliness.....

Unger then fired his father's prize Colt Peacemaker revolver into the air, drawing raucous applause from the crowd, many of whose own fathers had suppressed latent physical attraction for their adolescent sons by channeling their forbidden feelings into totemistic firearms.