Delonte West Prepares For An NBA Game. Yes, This Is Funny.

Delonte West is a character. He’s been known to make rap videos outside of fast food chains, play basketball with a sock, and live by the g-code. It seems that absolutely everything he does is hilarious, and I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered how such a unique individual prepares himself mentally for a game of NBA basketball. Thanks to Youtube and the Dallas Mavericks I don’t have to wonder anymore. With a little help from Brendan Haywood, here’s the one and only Delonte West getting in the zone…

I’ve got two questions, and two questions only: First of all, why isn’t someone paid to follow Delonte around with a video camera 24 hours a day? Secondly, can we get a 2 Chainz/Delonte collaboration? Maybe give Stephen Jackson a feature as well. Recruit Lou Williams, bring AI out of musical retirement… f@ck, man, forget the whole 2 Chainz idea (no disrespect to Mr. Tity Boi), I want an NBA posse cut! Man, would that be epic or what? It would have to be kept under the radar, though. David Stern wouldn’t be having that sh!t.

I lied… I have a third question: why hasn’t Red Bull given Delonte an endorsement deal? Notice the can in his left hand. Those commercials would be gold.