Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you arebusy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is veryimportant and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take aminute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I waswondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule andhelp me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TVall the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know?Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in amuseum once!

Oh, sorry sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track. So if you couldjust help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get rightout of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife toConey Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn’tthink so. .

Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information I need towrap this up. These things seem to either be “locked” or “notavailable’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or glitch or something,so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . .. have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about thesmears. It was raining out. I’ll just read it to you.

Oh hey . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? Imean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time toget these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so Iwill just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow.