Tuesday, February 25, 2014

I may be one of the few men on Planet Earth who doesn't own a single pair of jeans. Not one. That said, I can't imagine what exactly the GIF below intends to convey other than the personally idiosyncratic observation that many boys seem to have holes in their crotches right where their balls are. Am I wrong? Or are my eyes (and imagination) simply preoccupied?

A special thank you to BSD reader and self-described "soccer mom from Ohio" Susan D. for sending me a beautiful copy of Jeans, a monograph of jean-specific work by Swiss photographer (and BSD favorite) Karlheinz Weinberger.

I may not own a pair myself, but I certainly appreciate a bulging dude in denim when I see one (hole or no hole):

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Unfortunately, I cant's show you much of BSD reader Robert Siek's book of poetry, "Purpose and Devil Piss". The cover shows the author as a young child in a clown costume. As you might imagine, I didn't quite feel comfortable (or inspired) to spring a boner in front of the pre-adolescent poet, however handsome the present-day poet looks in glasses. That said, I can show you several GIFs of my hair (while it lasts). Sorry Robert! :-)

I've know my fair share of 30 year olds, a few in the their 20s, one in their teens, some 40 year olds, and at least one remarkable 53 year old. But a 200 year old douche?

Yes. A team of archaeologists recently discovered the ancient bone relic in question (pictured above) on a dig near New York's City Hall. Given the context of the dig site-- a trash midden littered with liquor bottles three feet beneath the ground-- team members speculate this particular hygiene device may have come to the aide of at least one lucky orgy participant.

For an informative glimpse into the often disregarded culture of the "Douche" look no further than the "Human Planet". Yes. We have to share it.