The opposite of right is left. The opposite of right is also wrong. Is it any wonder that the left is always wrong?

Monday, October 31, 2005

Apologies For My Tardiness

Hello fellow ghouls and goblins. Sorry I am late. I was out feeling sorry for myself, chainsawing people, charting [ahem] out crimes, and whatnot.

Anywho, let me just say that this is the best Halloween party I've been to in years. I don't get invited to that many, what with the compulsive chainsawing of people and all.

Thanks for throwing this shindig, Mr. Right. Classy [ahem] as always.

Yeah, anyway, down here in Texas [ahem], it's raining cats and dogs. I doubt we'll be getting any trick or treaters with this sort of thunder and lightning. Actually, I got caught in it while riding my bike around town a little bit ago. Wind must've been 40 miles an hour or more, with lightning and sideways drops of rain. I almost fell down and chainsawed myself in half. Man, that would have been a bummer.

So, yeah, if you're not busy, go check out my next victim's blog. He seems like a real unclassy lame-o of a jerk.