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Look at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

So it’s been a moombah (also known as moom moom) fuckfest this week. Lots of new shit. But there is other great shit in other genres that we have had to ignore. So this is the time we are posting that shit. A person cannot live off moombahton alone. You would be going to slow. You would be late all the time. But you would still not be relaxed because you would still be going faster than rap or other bass musics. So let’s grab thos fucking tunes and pretend we have a wide spectrum of tastes beyond moombah based musics AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

Do you like bass? Do you like the sea? Well then you should take these fucking songs and go to the sea and listen to them and stay out too long and get a sunburn and then do that again several fucking times and get skin cancer and go to the hospital and when you get there you can see how many people actually care about you and those that don’t fucking come are not your real friends and you can delete them from facebook and that will be your life. LIVE THAT FUCKING LIFE AFTER THE JUMP!

The boys from the highly respected internationally recognized media outlet for future bass (aka Walmer Convenience) has allowed me to join the team for a little bit. I am honored to join such a prestigious and historical staple in Canadien journalism. I went and read the whole story about this blog and I must say…..BORING. You canadiens and your 3 down football and Toronto raptors experimentations. I gotta hand it to you though, you sure beat us in the “Quality of life” game.

Anyhow, I went searching for good canadien bass music and all I could find were Rush forums with sappy stories about how Neil Peart smokes crack now. I had to tap into my inner creep to dig so deep and far into the realms of musical snuff to find this awesome Juke producer from Calgary. Not only is his name cool, but this is real real authentic, dark fucking Juke music. Approved from Chicago.

Feel free to hit me up on twitter @davidbeltran84 If you are a girl from Canada trying to swoon me don’t even bother. my internet heart already belongs to KaleighMackay but if you’re a boy in Canada feel free to stalk her. Actually, don’t feel free, that’s strictly an American thing.

Yeah. At fucking work. Drank to many beers last night. Feel like fucking throwing up on the keyboard at this fucking computer. Don’t even know why this fucking picture is here. Just thought you wanted to know that a clean fucking restroom makes people fucking happy. If the restroom is dirty are people more likely to puke? Do people prefer to puke in clean restrooms like fucking royalty and shit? Are you too good for a dirty restroom? would you still shit in a dirty restroom if it meant either doing it in your pants or doing it there? Why do you think you’re so important? Relax. Just listen to these fucking songs AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP FUcKERS!

Hey bros! What a gwaan? How’s your mom doing? Is she good? We tried to call her but she wouldn’t pick up. We left a message. Is she still upset about the thing? We just weren’t ready for the commitment she wanted. We still have so many things that we feel we need to accomplish before we settle down. And, well, let’s admit it, we just aren’t ready to be a dad to you. It’s too much pressure. Sorry. MUSIC AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

All of you need to chill. Stop puttin that fuckin crack in your cornflakes. Enjoy the music of life. Drink wine in a park in the springtime. Throw up in a casual, relaxed way. For example, you could keep your hands in your pockets while you throw up. You’re like “I think puking in a bathroom or acting embarrassed about my puke is too formal and stuffy.” Oh and by the way we don’t always have to write some clever ass post for y’all as if that is al we have to do in life. Life. Music:

Mission:

The Walmer Convenience Blog is not out there to promote copyright infringement and presents the music posted here in order to encourage readers to go out and purchase music from of the featured artists. We recommend http://www.apple.com/itunes/ and http://www.amazon.com/ as good places to purchase music. If you have any questions or comments please contact us: walmer.convenience @ gmail.com