The First Annual NBA Media Day Awards

As you know, this past Monday was media day for 26 of the NBA’s 30 teams. It was a little hectic, but I did my best to keep up with all the goings-on from Portland to Toronto. Having taken the time to examine the photos, consider the quotes, and account for all the weight gains and losses, it’s time to for us to recognize the very best of media day. In order to do this in the most effective (and entertaining) way possible, I’ve come up with 10 different awards that span a variety of categories. I think you’ll find that these accolades reflect the very essence of media day, which needs not be explained to the NBA fan.

Now, let us begin the First Annual NBA Media Day Awards, presented by your favorite blog on the internet, NBA247365.COM…

Twenty Pounds Of Muscle Award
To the player who claims to have gained 20 lbs. of muscle

Tyrus Thomas

Vince Carter Award
To the player who fails to look tough despite scowling and posing with a deflated and/or shredded basketball.

Vince Carter

Robert Swift Award
To the player who looks nothing like he did six months ago.

Andrew Bynum

Quote of the Day
(self explanatory)

“I don’t flop.” —Anderson Varejao

Big Aristotle Award
To the player who gives himself the best nickname.