Michael: Oh, I think you applauded a little louder for Joe. I think it's gonna be a little contentious. I don't know. Very uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable how this has turned, but anyway, keep going.

Girl: Joe is a snail-loving, former roof thatcher.

Michael: You knew that, you knew that.

Girl: You knew that.

Michael: You knew that.

Girl: But did you know that they are best friends?

Michael: They are best friends! And they're here together! Please, welcome Caspar and Joe!

Girl: And Joe!

Joe: Hello! Hi! It's so good to be back in America.

Caspar: Hello!

Joe: Hey! So.

Caspar: We surprised you at home.

Joe: Yeah. We kept it pretty quiet. Uh, so, Caspar why are we here?

Caspar: We are in the USA to film Joe and Caspar Hit The Road USA.

Joe: Which we're actually, we're actually like leaving today, aren't we? We're flight off to our first place today.

Caspar: We're flying off today, uh, and we're really excited. And it's gonna be, it's gonna be a lot more American this time.

Joe: Yeah.

Caspar: So, it's really exciting.

Joe: Yeah, we're really excited. But, the only thing is, uh, cause we're going through lots of different states, we didn't realise, until earlier on, that there's a lot of states have different laws.

Caspar: You have a lot of laws, and a lot of scary people here who can arrest you.

Joe: Yeah.

Caspar: So, we have been studying and we want Michael, where he.

Michael: Oh! Yes! Hello, hello, hello, hello!

Caspar: Hey!

Michael: Yes, thank you!

Joe: There he is.

Michael: Okay.

Caspar: We're wondering if you could quiz us.

Michael: Yes!

Caspar: And we could compete.

Michael: Yes! Great.

Caspar So, if you guys wanna play along as well.

Michael: Yes. Bree come keep score, so you can help.

Girl: I can keep score.

Michael: Yes, play along at home, or at home, or wherever this is.

Jow: I don't wanna cheat.

Michael: Okay, don't cheat. Joe.

Joe: Yes.

Michael: Is this a real law, is this a fake law? You may not catch fish with your bare hands in Indiana.

Michael: Woo!

Joe: I say it's real.

Girl: Cheating!

Joe: Is it real?

Michael: Do you live in Indiana? Does she live in Indiana?

Joe: Uh, I'm gonna, I guess I'm gonna say real. It better be right.

Michael: It's real!

Joe: Thank you!

Michael: One point for Joe, one point.

Caspar: So, wait, what's that, what's that law again?

Michael: You may not catch fish with your bare hands in Indiana. So, you can put on gloves and catch fish.

Caspar: Oh my God.

Michael: Loop hole, loop hole! Caspar.

Caspar: Okay, it's on me guys.

Michael: In Los Angeles county you may not, uh, hunt moths under a street light.

Joe: Aw, I'd love to do that.

Michael: We're in Los Angeles county.

Caspar: Who's.

Michael: You may not.

Caspar: Who's from LA? Scream if you ever.

Joe: I'm just gonna say.

Caspar: Have you ever, have you ever done that before?

Joe: I think it's real.

Caspar: Have you been arrested?

Joe: I think it's real.

Caspar: You think it's real? I'm gonna go with fake, that's not real, we can do it.

Michael: Indiana in the house. Los Angeles you're going to have (?~3:01) Joe.

Joe: Yes.

Michael: Real or fake law? Gosh, you may not dress your dog in clothes in Indiana.

Joe: Another Indiana one?

Michael: Another Indiana law.

Joe: What is it with Indiana laws?

Michael: You may not dress your dog in clothes in Indiana.

Joe: Uh, well, I know you can definitely do it in LA, so, that's, you only see dogs that wear clothes there, I feel like.

Michael: Exactly.

Joe: Uh, I'm gonna say. It's my little friend down there again said that it's real. I'm gonna say that is not real.

Michael: Your little friend is a liar! You're correct! It is a fake law! Two points for Joe.

Caspar: Damn, that sucks. By the way, Joe and Caspar Hit The Road USA!

Michael: Yes! Plug, plug, plug! Are you going to Indiana?

Caspar: That's what I was gonna say.

Michael: Plug, plug, plug! Are you going to Indiana?

Caspar: Uh, I don't know, we don't, are we, wait, we should know, because we're producing this one.

Michael: If you do, do not dress your dog in clothes, or you can.

Joe: We should be writing this down.

Michael: Caspar.

Caspar: Okay.

Michael: In Los Angeles county you may not keep an insect as a pet? You may not keep an insect as a pet. Real law, fake law?

Joe: Where is that from?

Caspar: I mean, I've always wanted to have a pet insect, so.

Michael: Don't you?

Joe: I used to, yeah, I used to.

Caspar: False, false.

Joe: I used to, I used to have stick insects and they ran away. And they never got back.

Caspar: False, I'll go with false.

Michael: It is a fake law! One point for Caspar, he's on the board. The score is two to one.

Caspar: Aw, I feel great.

Michael: Joe.

Joe: Wait, what do we win if we.

Michael: Oh, yeah, uh. A big hug! Joe, real or fake law? You may not lick a toad in Los Angleles county. You may not lick a toad in.

Joe: Well, if it's true then I'm guilty.

Michael: Real or fake, what do you say audience?

Joe: No?

Michael: You think it's real? You look very.

Joe: I, I weirdly think that that is real, I think that's real. I'm gonna go with real.

Michael: That is absolutely, positively a real law. You may not lick a toad in Los Angleles county. Point for Joe.

Joe: Remember that, okay. Remember that.

Caspar: Okay, so if I.

Michael: You've got three.

Caspar: So, I, yeah, I need get this right to stay in the game or I'm out.

Michael: You do, you do, you do. Caspar, all the pressure in the world.

Caspar: Okay.

Michael: Moving to Montana! Who's from Montana? I knew it, thank you for not lying. No, no one's from uh. You know who's from Montana? Who's from Montana? Very famous YouTubers.

Girl: Hannah!

Michael: And, and the Greens! I mean, they're from Indiana, but they live up in mountains, anyway. Boring! In Montana it's illegal to barbecue in your backyard. Real or fake? Do you wanna just come up here?

Joe: You need to be up on the stage.

Michael: She's screaming.

Caspar: Okay, fake. Fake.

Michael: That is a fake law. You're still in the game!

Caspar: Okay, before we continue with this can I do a little Snapchat?

Michael: Yes. Yes. Yeah!

Caspar: That'd be awesome. Could we, uh, could we, could we, could you help us, please?

Michael: Yeah, yeah.

Caspar: Could I say, could I say Caspar, you, you say Joe.

Joe: What'd you want me to do? Where should I go?

Capar: You say Joe.

Joe: Okay.

Caspar: You look at the camera, and I go, and Caspar, and then everyone goes, hit the road USA! Okay, cool.

Joe: Okay, I'm gonna have to say no.Michael: That is a fake law. You win!

Joe: I want a hug.

Michael: Just. You want a hug. Oh. You're all jealous, he smells wonderful. Just one more. Caspar, Montana passed a law which allows you to salvage roadkill for meat. For you dignity and honor, get it right. No hugs, though. Montana passed a law which allows you to salvage roadkill for meat.