God has stressed his commitment to David Cameron’s “Tory values” as he delivered his Christmas message to the country.

In his Christmas message, the man who many believe created the universe, praised the work of the coalition government and said cutting healthcare for the poor, making people homeless and increasing child poverty by 300,000 would make people reflect on the “very Christian values of giving, sharing and taking care of others‘” over the Christmas period.

The heart-warming statement from God came in reply to prime minister David Cameron’s own Christmas statement to the nation in which he emphasised his Christian values.