What up, Joey here. Remember me? I’m that prick you hate? That guy who is completely ignorant in every way? That asshole who is shallow, annoying, and wants to pick a fight with everyone in my line of sight that looks weaker than me? Maybe you recognize me from high school. I was that jerkoff…

by Hubert Land, Pasadena For a long stretch of my life…a dark, regrettable, period, I was a member of the Church of Scientology. In fact, I served as a high-ranking member of the church for nearly 20 years. But now, I am happy to say I am out of the Church’s grips, and have returned…