The University of Maryland has offered free showings of “Pirates” a high budget explicit XXX porno movie produced by a supposedly female owned and managed pornography company.

These supposed female owners think is is fine to teach college freshman and freshwomen (virgins?) that before President Clinton got a “Lewinsky” pirates forced their captives to perform fellatio or walk the gangplank. Or is “gangplanking” a pirate term?

This week the same University of Maryland declared that there will be no prayers during commencement ceremonies this year because prayers made some students feel excluded.

In fairness, we must report that many universities and colleges offered free showings of the XXX movies “Pirates” on campus as part of free advertising for the porno company. Isn’t that just sweet?

Higher and higher tuition so schools can give free advertising to porno companies?

The historical context is that Maryland is the Colony formed by Catholic Missionaries, and is named in honor of “Our Blessed Mother The VIRGIN Mary.”

Is it possible to file a legal action against a state university for corrupting the morals of youth.

Of course, for any of you who actually did get an education, “corrupting the youth” was the charge for which Socrates was convicted and forced to commit suicide by drinking hemlock.