I told him that he shouldn't talk about here (at school) but I whispered to him that guys don't have that and only girls do. Then I detto that they have a thing that starts with a P and rhymes with Venus. And then he said, "A penis?" and I was like, "Shh. Yes"

When I was 15, I was watching The Lion King II: Simba's Pride with my parents and my 7 anno old little sister, Sandy and during the middle of the movie, she said, "Are Timon and Pumbaa gay?" and me and my friend busted up laughing.

My cousin who is eight screamed "for once in your life te got something!" when I was playing with my Wii because I wasn't very good at the baseball and then I hit one. Oh and he was screaming taunts at me when I missed the ball.