- Catherine Zeta-Jones’ makeup artist must be super pissed at her [Dlisted]
- We’re not sure this particular shade of blue is Britney’s color [Lainey Gossip]
- We’re not sure if Mario Lopez is vain enough [PopEater]
- Jay-Z covertly admits he wants kids [Bossip]
- Leonardo DiCaprio surprises Ellen DeGeneres on her show [Fafarazzi]
- “Choke” review [Pajiba]
- Katie Price and Peter Andre swear up and down that they’re not breaking up [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Khloe Kardashian blows off her required DUI classes [Celebslam]
- Nick Hogan is getting out of prison on October 21st, and the family is planning a big party to celebrate what a hard time the poor guy’s dealt with [Websters is my Bitch]
- I don’t know how she manages to do it, but Brooke Hogan’s looking more trannylicious than ever [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- The new 90210 has already been canceled in Australia, after just four episodes aired [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Was Drew Barrymore just trying to get attention by making out with Ed Westwick?[PopSugar]
- Jessica Simpson is absolutely fascinated by her crotch [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- It’s back to wearing regular clothes for Lindsay & Sam [Socialite’s Life]
- Drew Barrymore looks absolutely adorable on the cover of Bazaar [Just Jared]
- Audrina Patridge side boob. Thank goodness. [Egotastic]
- Hayden Panettiere isn’t looking quite so cute lately [The Superficial]

The only thing I can think is that they were running late, and she did what she could in the car on the way??? Maybe?? The lighting in a car is always terrible. Maybe she was just rushed and forgot to bronze the chin, too…I dunno. She looks so gorgeous and perfect ALL the time. I have to think it was something like this.

It’s like the episode of SATC when Samantha gets a “refresher” too soon before a party. Yeeee. The texture of her cheeks looks burned. It’s actually painful to see.
See what dealing with a wizened hubby on a daily will do to a gal.

Maybe she’s pregnant again. They are the most disgusting couple in Hollywood — they make me sick.
JULIE — actually, she has had surgery — check it out on celebrity plastic surgery websites. I love those

Poor thing she looks sick. Hope her health is okay. Why is her nose swollen? She was always so beautiful, and naturally pretty too. I guess Hollywood doesn’t agree with her, time to move back to Wales.