LeAnn Rimes Says You Don’t Understand Weight Loss

LeAnn Rimes really wants people to believe her weight loss is natural – Then again, what’s more natural than not feeding yourselves? Look, ma, no chemicals! – so here she is promoting her new album in an AP interview where she claims she used to be fat. I’m talking Kate Moss fat. It’s a miracle she lived:

It’s interesting. I was told when I was little I couldn’t have an opinion because you want everyone to buy your record and like you. I’m not gonna apologize for who I am and what I’ve gone through. We all are human. I’ve learned you just don’t know what another person has gone through. … People don’t see that. You know, I went through all I’ve gone through in the last few years and I was going through a divorce and I couldn’t get out of bed, and so I gained 10 pounds and then I lose 10 pounds because now I’m moving around and I’m working and you know, I don’t stop and no one sees that (weight loss) actually can happen like naturally. It’s a natural progression of life. It has to be some big deal and some issue so I’m glad there are people out there that are smarter than that and they don’t buy into it.

I love how someone with fake tits is schooling us on the natural process of the human body because clearly we’re dealing with an expert. “What people don’t realize is some mornings you just wake up, find a finger in your mouth and silicone in your chest. It’s like catching a cold if catching a cold involves panic attacks over mucus having calories. It doesn’t, right? TELL ME IT DOESN’T!!”

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“Going through a divorce, I couldn’t get out of bed”… yeah, you mean Eddie Cibrian’s bed, because you initiated that divorce. I love how she thinks she’s some sort of martyr because she cheated on her husband.

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I was just going to say the same thing. Maybe the guilt of banging somebody’s elses husbands and tweeting about it non stop kept her in bed. Furthermore, if she gained 10 and then lost 10, wouldn’t she be back to her pre-whore, husband stealing weight?

She is such a loser and a lying bitch. Make up your mind Falcor, is it a natrual weight loss progression or do you work out like crazy like your stupid, unemployed husbnd said.

Spend less time w/ his dick in your mouth and come up with a consistent story.

Didn’t she just say the other day that she has “so much dang time on her hands” that is why she tweets all the time? Now she’s saying that she’s movign around and working? Which is it? God she annoys me and makes me feel stabby.

She does have a point–even after you’ve starved to death, the pounds still melt away as your corpse returns to the Earth. Of course there’s a lower limit for LeAnn, since the fake tits will probably take thousands of years to decompose.

I don’t remember her ever being beautiful, and now that’s she’s pin-thin and probably has to run around in the shower just to get wet, she still looks like Mr. Ed and is still a bucket of crazy bitch. Her legs frighten me. Jesus, can you imagine the tweeting that will go on when she and her douchebag husband split up ? Not if – when.

All I read was, “Hey everyone, please troll me harder for being skinny, because it really, really bothers me and is the easiest way to get a rise out of me, making my defend myself by doing stupid shit like posting bikini pics of my skeleton frame and going ‘I’M SO HEALTHY.'”