And so, it has begun. From now until the moment that Tina takes her last gasp of Frescos’ own fake tan-scented air, we can expect heavy hints, signposted motives and frosty looks in her direction as she pulls a pint on Coronation Street.

She has the kind of face that Tracy ‘could happily punch’, Rob wants to know why she’d get her forearms chilly talking to Peter in the smokers’ yard and Official Baddy Tony now thinks she’s got a photo of him doing dodgy deals on her phone.

Basically, barring Audrey and Emily Bishop, anyone on that street could do it. And I do include Norris.

It really is no wonder Simon looks so demonic

“I’m going to get cleaned up,” said an emotional Peter to Carla as he stared and gasped at the scan picture. “For the baby. And for you.” Oh Simon, he’s forgotten you again, this is just like that time when the house burned down.

Peter: More concerned about booze than Simon (Photo: ITV)

Dev’s weird intonation is back

I mean it never really went away, but with the advent of GymReceptionistGate (please someone kill Tina and save me from this storyline hell), Dev’s odd pronunciation was back at Sunita’s funeral speech level. “AndwedonotstopuntilwefindthePERFECT PERSON,” shouted Dev, as Gail’s eyebrows zoomed up and down so fast and she smirked so much that it did at one point appear that she was flirting with a box of tea bags.

David Platt is so sharp

“Is this anything to do with you?” he drawled at Maria (the sender of the pretend messages from Ty’s violent ex Kirsty) as the normally mild-mannered Tyrone jumped up and down on his phone in the Rovers.

What Marcus looks for in a man is most odd

Ever-present and not remotely hidden evil is one thing, but Todd asking him out for dinner then suggesting that Marcus bought the Bistro lamb shanks and bottle of Rioja because he’s actually too skint? Marcus, even aside from the fact this is clearly going to end up with you living back at Eileen’s with your ex boyfriend, what exactly about this is appealing to you?