This is a skit that was preformed for Anime Nebraskon 2006 by our previously unnamed cosplay group, Number Q Cosplay. It was written by the three of us, but I wish to hear opininons on it. Although we have already preformed it, I'm wondering if this will be one we repreform on a 'Closed Set' and upload to our U/C website under Media... So, here goes!

NEJI: (Enters off to one side, Stage Right. Looks around, then wanders to Center Stage) Hn, Some Ninja! The two of them were suposed to meet me here over an hour ago! I wonder whats taking them so---
LEE: (Enters Stage Right, equiped with a Pirate Hat, Belt, Sword, and Obviously Fake Parrot.) Arrg!
NEJI: I'm not going to ask.
LEE: Thats right, Eternal Ninja Rival Neji! The battle between Ninja and Pirates is legendary! Its obvious that we pirates are going to win!
NEJI: So... You're a pirate now?
LEE: Aye!
NEJI: (Exciteidly) Do you know what this means?!
LEE: That you'll admit ye can't beat me?
NEJI: Pfft! No. (Strikes Bishie Pose) Now I'm Konoha's Handsome Devil
LEE: ARRRG!!!
(Neji and Lee start a fight; Pirate Sword v. Kunai with Pirates of the Carribean music playing in the background. After a moment of fighting, The Pirate music is replaced by StarWars' 'Imperial March'. Lee and Neji look around confused)
TENTEN:(Enters Stage Right, with Jedi Robe on and 2 lightsabers on her belt) Pirate and Ninja battles are so Cliche (Pulls out a Red Lightsaber and 'ignites' it) We Jedi have the force on our side!
LEE: (Panicy) Sh-She'll kill us!
TEN: There is no death... There is the Force.
LEE: Thats it! (Starts throwing off Pirate stuff) Gai-Sensai was right! Pirates Suck! I wanna be a Jedi too!!!
TEN: The force is strong in you, Lee. (Tosses Lee a green Lightsaber)
LEE: ('Ignites' it while turning to face Neji)
NEJI: (Nervously) Uh.. Can I be a Jedi too?
(Lee and Tenten look at eachother before chasing Neji off stage with lightsabers.