I prefer to keep those who have sinned where they can repent of their transgressions against the culinary world. For a LONG time.

I- don’t remember.

Hate anyone?

Takes too much effort.

No. Loathe though, I can manage.

“Hate”implies that they’re on my level.

YOU! What are you doing with that pie?!!!??? *hurls a knife* No, why do you ask?

Not a person, exactly. I try not to think about them.

Any secrets?

I wasn’t there. I was in Grand Bank. Grand Bank, I tell you!

Next Question.

Not unless you include the alternate identity, and the gift- and you don’t remember me saying any of that. Right?

No.

Withholding information isn’t the same as lying about it, right? I mean, they don’t know about it, but they don’t need to, right? And not telling the Observers things is totally not even an issue. And the- you know, I’m just going to say no, and leave it there.

Love anyone?

Michael. Just joking! Just joking…

I followed my brother across the world to bail him out. Does that count?

You touch my family, you die. Tell whoever sent you that.

What is the point of this question?

Not now. Not anymore. Not here.

What is your job?

I’m a student. Though Katie seems to want me to work at McDonalds. It’s in discussion.

I work in the kitchen. And I pour wine at the high table.

I’m the only person on this island, what do you think?

I am master of the kitchen. And the cellars. And the docks.

You really are not the highest rating, aren’t you? Look at my ident code. It has “drudge” in the TITLE!

Are you a boy or a girl??

Boy

Girl

Woman

Man

Girl

Family?

Two parents.

One brother, but he’s under sentence of death. And it’s my fault. I WILL break him out.

Daddy, Muv, Pete, Ally, Mike, John, Geoff, Jane, and Sally.

They died in the winter when I was a child.

I’m the only one left.

Best Friends?

After that weekend, I think I can count on Allison, Michael, Katie, Ben and Kathleen to stand by me. I’m not saying I like them though.

Margerete is amazing. And Brother Hugo. But I can’t trust anyone else, right now. I shouldn’t even trust them, really.

Back at home, a couple.

*doesn’t answer*

Me? You’ve got me mixed up with someone people like.

What was the most surprising moment in your life up until now?

When Mr. X shot that man. I don’t even know his name.

When it turned out that Herr Adolf knew who I was. I’m still not sure where that is going.

The first time I flew was very memorable.

When my assistant made a flawless cake. I could not have done better myself. Then I knew who my successor must be.

I always loved Lynn. I really did. From the first moment I saw him trying not to be interested in Ultimate hide-and-seek. I really can’t wait to meet Adelheid. She’s awesome. Even though I’m pretty sure I’m gonna like her brother a whole lot more. The ones under death sentence appeal to me for some reason.I’m SUPER concerned about them too! Especially Kihal. Creeeepy…Oh Irene, how I do love thee. Good times.