Welcome – A Letter

Dear wonderful person,

I am writing to inform you that your life is short and meaningless. Please do not fret over such trivial matters as one’s life, because there are so many smaller, more important things to talk about. Your mind, for example, is precious. Happiness is rare. Exercise the former, and the latter will be mined in abundance. Reveal these things to the subjective world, and no one will fail to suggest, at least silently, ways of improving them. Be free. Be uncaring. Be happy.