Big Chinos

They're not ready for me at the office
they're not ready for me at the mall
cause when I come walking in in my pair of big chinos
the fan's gonna hit the wall
and I wear them because they're humungous
and I wear them because they are tan
and there is nothing else in my whole wardrobe I wear
makes me feel like a man no, they're just not prepared for my

Now I wear a size 34,35,36 in the waist
they're a size 88 1/2
yeah, they are Fatty Arbuckle
on Chaplin sized chinos
but don't you laugh
don't you laugh
and you ain't gonna see my shirt pocket
cause I buckle them up at my chin
and it's only my arms and my head that sticks out and the rest is all khakiyou'd better watch out for my