The good news is that Cameron Diaz looks pretty good for a 48 year old, as you can see on the new cover of Cosmo. The bad news is that she’s only 38, and that picture is photoshopped to a degree where you can’t even call it a picture anymore. It’s more like a drawing, of some completely new person.

All of which is lost on Cameron, who thanks to weed and arrogance, thinks she’s better than ever.

“I think you get better as you age. You know what you want, and you become stronger mentally, emotionally and physically,” she tells Cosmopolitan. “But also, things have happened recently that have pushed me to grow. My father died, and having gone through that really made me think about my life and how I want to live it.”
“I don’t care what other people think,” the former model continues. “It’s my life, and I live it the way I want to.”

“So shut up! Go away, I hate you! I must return to my home under the bridge and plot my revenge on those three devious billy goats!”