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Meatball Pat

I’ve occasionally wondered what it would take for me and my family to quit Boston and move to New York City. And then I think: obviously, meatballs! Open a meatball restaurant in New York, and watch the money pour in.

The most important thing to do when you open a new meatball restaurant in Times Square is to give it an awesome name. Some options:

Pat’s Meatball Emporium

Pat’s House of Meatballs

Smiling Pat’s Meatball Palace

Barnicle Pat’s Meatball Garden

Cornmeal Pat’s House of Wedding Meat

Chutney Pat’s Meatball Cellar

Husky Pat’s Meatball Zone

Gritty Pat's Meatball Hut

Speedy Pat's Meatball Express

New York Pat's Boston Meatballs

Boston Pat's New York Meatballs

Pat's Noisy Meatball Bistro

Howlin' Pat's Meatball Eatery

Blind Boy McVay's Meatball Patio

Mellow Pat's Meatball Cafe

Greedy Pat's Meatball Sliders

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