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DEAR MONTCLAIRVOYANT,

Our town is the site for several Super Bowl-related events, including Restaurant Week. Can the Denver Broncos cover the spread?

Sincerely,

Rocky Mountain Hi

At a Montclair restaurant, the Broncos can eat the spread.

DEAR MONTCLAIRVOYANT,

With the Feb. 2 Super Bowl site only a few miles from Montclair, will the Seattle Seahawks stay at our burg's downtown hotel?

Sincerely,

The Grim Sleeper

Given that the hotel isn't built yet and thus has no walls, every Seahawk player is sure to have an unobstructed view of Bloomfield Avenue.

DEAR MONTCLAIRVOYANT,

Former Montclair resident Michael Strahan briefly ran for Township Council while on the same Giants team as QB Eli Manning, brother of Broncos QB Peyton Manning, so will the new police radios pick up the signals of Seahawks QB Russell Wilson?

Sincerely,

Quarterback to the Future

Your question is deep … very deep. Or maybe it's the recent snowfall that was deep.