Draw Something: A Sign About A Random Celebrity To Hang In The Window Of Your Imaginary Restaurant

It is being reported on all of the major news sites (TMZ) that an Italian restaurant in Massachusetts is claiming that Adam Sandler’s production company, Happy Madison Productions, currently filming a movie in Massachusetts, recently stiffed them on lots of money’s worth of BBQ food:

The restaurant owner claims the production company asked him to stock up on food for 2 BBQ’s the following week. He claims he did just that, but Adam’s company never called, leaving him with bags full of groceries to the tune of $2,500.

More like BOOOOOOOBQ, right? Not like boobs but like “boo.” You get it. Anyway, “Adam”‘s company refuses to reimburse them for their BBQ spendings, so in retaliation they have hung a sign in their window stating that “Adam Sandler ate here and never paid.” Which is a BIT misleading. He called and ordered food for a BBQ (from an ITALIAN restaurant) allegedly and then didn’t pick it up or pay for it, he did not eat inside your restaurant and then leave without paying for it. But, in any case, a CLASSIC BURN! No one is going to see Meet Little Jerky, which is the best fake Adam Sandler movie I could come up with, anymore! But should this Italian restaurant be the only one having fun with signs that may or may not be true about celebrities eating at their restaurant? NO! NO DEFINITELY NOT! Here are a few to get the ball rolling:

To Adam Sandler and the employees of Happy Madison Productions, I, on behalf of the citizens of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, hope you will not hold the tomfoolery of this one person against us. You are welcomed and admired in our state. To the man who has with no doubt fabricated these lies, we are sorry. The caterer that lays claim to the name of “A Taste of Italy” in Peabody, MA is operating out of the restaurant that just had its grand opening on 04/26/2011 as the “Little Italy Café” located at 65 Main Street, Peabody, MA, the restaurant where the infamous “ADAM SANDLER ATE HERE AND NEVER PAID” sign hangs in the window. Does it seem strange to anyone else that the owner of a restaurant would go to such lengths to draw attention to his situation, yet his name is never mentioned in any of the articles?
This man came to the attention of the Boston Police after running an ad in the Boston area actor’s trade publications/internet sites looking for actresses to audition for a part in a movie with Ben Stiller. This news clip from Boston’s WCVBtv is self explanatory. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P8hs2Gx5OY&feature=relmfu
He has used several aliases to avoid detection over the years. He has presented himself as a lawyer and used an actual lawyer’s credentials to con a person out of a $7,000 retainer stating he would represent the person in court. He is now on probation for his actions and was ordered by the courts to pay retribution. He claims disabling health conditions prevent him from working. If he prepare food for employees of Happy Madison Productions, that constitutes works and I’m sure the DOR and IRS would like to hear from Happy Madison Productions concerning any money paid to “A Taste of Italy” in Peabody, MA for services rendered, as he owes in excess of $40,000.00 in back child support Women have taken restraining orders out against him, not only in Massachusetts, bilked many landlords in the area out of thousands in rent and has made appearances in small claims court as people try to reclaim the money this man basically stole from them.
If you know this man as several of us do in the area, you’d know the infamous sign wasn’t hung in retaliation or even free publicity. It’s all about the money and yet another one of this con schemes. QUOTE: “Happy Madison Productions, made a deal with a restaurant, A Taste of Italy, to cater a meal for the cast and crew. The owner brought the grub and got paid and everything was hunky-dory.” Not happy with just one paycheck, this clown went back for seconds and wants paid for something that was not agreed upon. After all what’s $2,500 to Adam Sandler and Happy Madison Productions, they have millions.

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