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Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
â€œDemonstrate your skills!â€ commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
â€œWhat a feat!â€ said the Emperor. â€œNumber Two Samurai, show me what you can do.â€
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
â€œThat is skill!â€ nodded the Emperor. â€œHow are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?â€
Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, â€œWhat kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead.â€
â€œDead, schmead,â€ replied the Jewish Samurai. â€œDead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!â€