Link attempting to bring his uncle back to life by shoving the fairy down his throat.

Sequelitis

RIDING ON CARS! *guitar riff*

Regarding Mega Man X

Egoraptor: HOLYFUCKTHISGAMESAWESOME! Look at the graphics and the music, oh my god it feels so good! And it's not on the Sega Genesis it's on the Super Nintendo! See, this is a sequel, this is a fuckin' sequel! You thought I was going to talk about bad sequels all the time on Sequelitis? FUCK NO!(brief pause)Egoraptor: This game makes my dick rock hard!

Yeah! Yeah, lemons!

This glorious bit:

Egoraptor: I mean no matter how stupid you are I'm sure you don't appreciate it when you're playing your game and then someone shows up and goes-Random Guy: HEY! YOU KNOW WHA- YOU REALLY NEED TA DOOOOOOOO IS JUMP OVER THAT OPEN PIT CUZ IT'LL KILL YOU! ........ Okay just wanted ya to know!Egoraptor: Okay thanks......