Welcome to the orgasmic opening ceremonies. All you really need to win in bed are your willing bodies, your fiery Olympic passion, and a few shiny Tara Lipinski–inspired bras.

1. Play dirty. A high stick or a hip check is a penalty on the Olympic hockey rink, but in the bedroom, getting a little rough before the main event starts can turn everything that comes after into pure, kinky magic. Have him yank your ponytail during a sexy spooning session, or spank his bum while he's on top. It'll feel like hot make-up sex ... without the dumb fight about how much money he spends on video games.

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2. Get hot-blooded. Freezing outside? Make the sex hot. The chances are good that he's wanted to do it in a Jacuzzi ever since he was old enough to ogle pixilated boobs on the internet. Take advantage of a hot tub and/or use the sauna at your gym and then run home for a post workout doing it. Being in heat is known to boost libido ...

3. Light his fire. Get handsy with his torch. Warm up for the main event (literally) with a toasty lube, like K-Y Warming Jelly. Rub it on his staff and your clitoris before sex — it'll ignite a romp that'll impress even the most uptight old-world judge. Or try Trojan's Fire and Ice condoms. The tingles are so mind-blowing, you'll cry happy tears like a first-time medal winner.

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4. Boost bedroom endurance. Think of sex as a randy relay. Every time one of you feels an O coming on, switch positions to maximize your time and pleasure in the sack. (Deep thought: Girl-on-top is just a roll away from missionary.) Still sprinting to a happy ending? Make it a biathlon and try for round two.

5. The cutting edge of lingerie. Just go for it with figure skater–inspired lingerie — like a sparkly silver bra or sleek sequin nipple tassels. (But skip the glittery blue eye shadow.) After watching a parade of bendy ice princesses on TV, he's bound to appreciate your transformation into a freaky-ass Ashley Wagner (she's Team USA's new badass ice queen).

7. Beet it. Eating borscht — the traditional Russian beet-based soup — can make him better, stronger, and faster in bed. Beets create nitric oxide in blood vessels and improve blood flow to the penis, similar to the body's response to boner-encouraging drugs. Score!

8. Carnal curling. There's a whole sport devoted to handling smooth shafts and ball-like objects: curling! But also ... hand jobs. While you're watching a gripping curling competition on TV, slip your hands onto your man's broomstick and treat him to an old-school HJ, paying extra attention to his "stones." Have him return the favor ... and suddenly curling is more exciting than a high-speed downhill slalom!