Kristen Kreuk is a legend. The actress whom I remembered from smallville made my jaws open and eyes rolled behind. My whole mind was going, OMG- what is she doing in this movie?! !@#!$

I could feel her extreme reluctanness to get going and be done with this crappy movie.

I'm so sorry you had to get and done with this movie Kristen, if you are reading this post- I hope you would not take up any more insane opportunities like SF.

Okay, let me tell you readers what you should notice in this movie.

Please go see it after reading the following details.

Points to note1) Chun Li was Chinese when litte and turns white when grown up?! WTH2) Chun Li speaks fluent Mandarin when young with her dad, and somehow spoke in English before witnessing his death.3) The scene where Kristen was begging for help in Olympic MTR station (Yao Mo Yan Pong Sau?) made my eyes twice the size.4) The only words you will hear Kristen saying in Mandarin is Bao Zhong, Xie Xie, Zai Na Li? nothing more.5) Why is Gen so young? 6) I thought M.Bison wears Glasses?7) Vega played by the Black Eye Peas latino guy was not a suitable character. He's complexion seems er... unlike Vega's and his ass was kicked by Chun Li in less than 30 seconds.8) Most of the movie was set in Thailand and where the hell is Sagat?9) Where the hell is Ryu and Ken too?10) Kristen Kreuk's spinning bird kick had a Y instead of T shape.11) Why would she wear aqua blue stretchies when doing a spinning bird kick? In the SF games it's all soft cotton pink panties with tight brown stockings.12) M.Bison is Irish?13) Chun Li's mom is Eurasian?14) Chun Li's mom was played by Kristen Kreuk?15) Why would Kristen Kreuk rave on the dance floor with some old chick?16) You should really see Kristen Kreuk's Chun Li 2 buns hairstyle.17) Chun Li's dad is singaporean 0.o18) Chun Li's parents were burried at Pok Fu Lam Queens Mary hospital. =.=20) Bison Chinese? his Mercedez car number plate was 8888.21) Hong Kong scene with no Fei Long?22) A girl throws a durian at Micheal Clarke Dunken(Balrog) and he doesn't bleed?23) How is it possible the White Rose survived without any medical facilities nearby?24) Why is Chun Li's eyes sometimes green or hazel?

Possible ways to make this movie much better1) Chun Li making out with the White Rose.2) Kristen Kreuk with blonde hair as Cammy.3) Jackie Chan again as Chun Li.4) Less lame one sentence punch line.5) HAving Edmund Chen (sinagporean and Chun Li's dad) making out with Kristen Kreuk right after he said I love you and b4 getting killed by Bison@.@6) Vega with no shirt and rainbow tights.7) Gen with saggy balls.8) Kristen Kreuk with soo so sexy low cut qi bao and bun bun hair style.9) Vega seducing Balrog.10) Seeing Kristen Kreuk eat the oily spring roll given to her.11) Characters getting thrown into Bangkok's muddy rivers.12) Vega slicing body parts and serving them to the police.13) Showing Chun Li's spinning bird training process(woooo would like to see how she trains, stretches and flexes her legs)14) Balrog having lust for the White rose.15) Gen speaking in Pu Tong Hua.16) Less hugging from Chun Li's butler.17) Chun Li being able to read the Chinese from the scroll.18) World Tournament Championship.19) Chun Li's farting up-skirt when Hadoukening.20) All SF characters clubbing in Insomia.21) Kristen Kreuk shoting "THIS MOVIE SUCKS" at the ending and prequal.22) Kristen Kreuk knowing her lesson.23) Tom Willing as Vega.24) Last but not least, more gore.

Sigh, I'm so sorry for you Kristen. You're so pretty and talented and of course you deserve better roles in better filsm.

Hang around in central and look beyond your desk job, you'll be surprised to find people who look good, dress great and smell fantastic.

With all the shitty carbon moxide farting away from the buses exhaust pipes, most ladies and even some men can smell like Angels when they come apply a personal loan from me.

So here's the dilemma most centralians have, everyday we receive an average of 2 calls from money lending companies offering a personal loan.

How strange on a daily basis, I usually get 2 personal loan applications.

I personally have a personal loan offer of 2.18% per annum from Standard Chartered Bank.(cold call offer)

so that means if i borrow 100 hkd from ST bank, I'll need to pay 102.18 hkd at the end of one year.

You see to all my dear readers, if you happen to need a loan and have the time to listen to the telesales person at the other line- please listen to what he/she can offer.

Yes you might think it's not secured, no documents needed, no need to see the officer, no signature required, if you have too many concerns on the rates and procedures- that's where the officer in the bank comes handy.

Think about it, with so many telesales staff calling you offering tremendously low rates it shows that the bank is full of cash ready to be thrown at your face!

So how long can this cash frenzy system last?

Well they well has to go dry sometimes, as far as I know most people who are under debt are using the new low rates to shovel their existing ones.

Make your move fast if you haven't.

Another hint on how to get good cheap financing, apply for many credit cards and listen to every single offer and compare.

Upon applying almost any credit card, there is a 100% chance that the cold call staff would offer you a very good personal loan deal provided all you repayment history is perfect.

Ever pondered and suddenly realized that we r all inside one big trap-?

My current HK dilemma would be to know that I'm in a trap while not feeling trapped. (so that’s pretty bad not knowing)

So is you know you don’t know better than you don’t know you don’t know?

You see, every time I step out to the streets it’s just filled with one big cash trap. The only shit you can buy under a dollar now is a plastic bag (50cents).

Here is a summary of the expense of basic shit u need in life.Let us start from the bottom. Quotations in Hong Kong Dollar.

Thirsty? 4.50 for one can of coke.

Hungry? 30 for one fast meal.

Horny? 450 for 141 sex.

Dress wear? 600 for one full normal outfit.

Entertainment? 150 – sing k. 600-macao. 300 – Lan Kwai Fong

Transportation? 1000 a month.

Steady chick fuck aka dating? 2000 a month

Lodging? 4000 a month

Electronic gadgets? 6000 full set.

Shares? 10000 a month.

Goodness, how can anyone survive without Daddy in Hong Kong?

HK is one gigantic money sucking monster. Every shop is calling you, every sign is tempting you, and every endorsed model(Krissie Chau, Janice Man, Yeung See Kei etc….) is seducing you. The brainwashing has to stop.

Here’s the pussy theory in Hong Kong. Everyone has been told what to do. Here’s how the rich manipulate the poor.

They set up education institutions encouraging the poor to study hard.

They set up banks encouraging the poor to do more spending and borrowing.

They use beautiful models telling what we should look like.

They show us people eating and licking fingers indicating we’re eating right.

They design a bag, glorify it and force you to own it.

They collide with banks letting you own part of the bag.

They create paper telling you to use less.

They invented computers which cost more expensive than paper.

They pollute the environment and blame us.

They save the environment and then charge us.

They make you poorer and make you desperate.

They then pimp you and make you even more desperate.

They bestow interest and set up fees before you can be pimped.

They promise you a better pimp and fine you for the change yes we can theme.

They charge you for the diseases you’ve contracted.

They have sold your parts before you were dead.

They charge you even when you are dead.

They the rich will just get richer and there’s only one way you can help yourself.

KNOW THAT YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING TRAP!

Learn to know what you need and what you don’t need in life. Don’t let anyone decide what’s good for you.

Des Vouex Road Central on a Saturday is the greyest day one can spend.

All banks along DVRC street are fully opened with less than 5 colleagues intoxicated with alcohol from LKF last night.

It's so lazy and slow that banking speed in central on saturdays is at least 14.5 times slower than Jenjarom malaysia. Take a tour to cafe de coral and maxim and you'll realize 90 percent of the patrons are bank staff who rotate among themselves to enjoy brunch.

Wet, sticky and damnpy DVRC gives me mood swings. I come to office, put on my face and stare blank at the computer. Coming to work on weekdays is like wearing a 003 condom but on saturdays it's like having 2 extra safe ultimeta durex covering my ass as well. Thank God for access to livejournal I can tell you my current state of mind.

Ever since my graduation, I came to realize there's nothing important in this world.

It's so sad that I can only see 3 possible outcomes for my life.1) Work hard, get stuck in your comfort zone, and let the world fuck me till death.2) Do business, make shit loads of $$$, fuck the world and die.3) Live with little means like "Into the Wild" and die miserably when I run dry.

Of course I have considred other options like leeching on my family or being's some rich chick's bitch - but hell no my dicky won't allow that.

This is one of the days when I sit down and get my priorities straight.