Thursday, June 19, 2014

Future of the Nation

Thiruvananthapuram:

In
a shocking revelation yesterday, The K-Factor, along with its faithful
correspondent Anil Krishnanunni, has revealed the latest technique being used
by the Kerala government in order to better their unemployment records.

Kerala
is one of the most literate states, only passed by Mizoram late last year, but
their record in employment levels is not up to the mark. Even with such a high
level of literacy, the state faces the maximum unemployment level in the
nation, and in a bid to alter these figures, the government has taken shocking
steps.

Along
with unemployment, the state faces the most crimes as well, even with rape
cases being filed by the dozen in Uttar Pradesh, which is a shame in itself. The
government has now decided that smuggling and thievery are to be taken as
professional jobs, as is seen in this image from a 6th grade grammar
textbook.

When
asked about this issue, the ruling government has said that this is a move to
better their state’s record, and they are trying to kill 2 birds with one
stone.

“We
wish to better our state in comparison with our opponents (read Gujarat) and
their leaders (read Narendra Modi). They established themselves by coming out
of a national calamity, but now, crime is something bad too. So we have decided
to establish smuggling and thievery as legal jobs. By this, we will catch them
easily, and we can impose taxes on the thieves and export and import duties on
the smugglers. Thus our state shall develop.”

No
experts have been available for comments on this as they are busy laughing at
this foolhardy technique, that is being used to eradicate shift crime.

There
is speculation that the insertion of this in the textbook was to make sure that
smugglers and thieves are respected in all cycles of society and life from a young age and that they do not face any
jeopardy or taboo later in life.

PS:
This post has been written for entertainment and is not supposed to harm any
political, religious, national, or state sentiments. This is only a trial to
hurt the bad sentiments in you and to make you laugh out loud, or here, even
think about the future of the nation.

PPS:
Apologies for the bad image quality. The images have been taken from Macmillan’s
Grammar book for 6th Graders. The book is part of the CBSE teaching methods,
but it has been modified for fictitious purposes.