Madam Pt 2: The Disciplinary Bonus

Madam is the only person I have ever met who doesn’t understand the insanity of complaining that she didn’t get a bonus in the same month that she was given a verbal warning following a disciplinary.

I mean honestly. Why would you expect to be rewarded having been punished.

Hey mum, dad, I got a detention at school today, can I have a pizza party?

Well little Timmy, NO, OF COURSE YOU FUCKING CAN’T.

And this is all I have heard all day. Non stop whining about why it’s unfair she doesn’t get a bonus. Bonuses are for people who do well at their job, without the need to cheat and be subvertive, without getting in to trouble, and without generally being a fucking cockwomble.