Exclusive: Ed Lee Lunched With the Titans of Tech and We Got the Transcript

According to the Examiner, Mayor Ed Lee met today "with leaders from the tech sector for an invite-only lunch" in order to have a frank "discussion on the future of San Francisco and the tech sector." Though the meeting was held in secret, San Francisco managed to obtain a transcript. Here, in full, the summit between your Mayor and your new tech overlords:

Newsom: What if...now I'm thinking outside the box here...but, what if we just turned the whole city into one big video game? That’s’ what Larry and Sergei told me we should do. Gamify. Let’s have people play Frogger with Muni. Something like Farmville, but for citizens. We could call it Citizenville!

Conway: Gavin, that’s the stupidest idea you've had since the seven hour state of the city address.

Newsom: Sergei likes it.

Brin: Well, um, Gavin, the thing is…

Benioff: Take it offline, guys. What else have we got?

Sheryl Sandberg: If they don’t like what we’re doing, people should just lean in.

Lee: Sheryl, can I ask you a serious question? What does that even mean? All I can figure out is that you want the women who work for you to work harder.

Sandberg: No, that’s right. That’s all it means. In fact, why aren't all of you leaning in right now?

Thiel: Now you're the onethinking too small here, Sean. Floating private island. It’s all about the floating private island.

Michael Birch: Hey! We’ve already sort of got one of those. Basically. You should all come over to the Battery. We’ve got Super Nintendo, and Nerf Guns, and Spiderman comics, and my mom’s new boyfriend Ron totally doesn’t care how much Mountain Dew we drink. Brit can’t come, though, because girls are gross.

Brit Morin: Whatever. I was planning to braid Marissa’s hair after we’re finished.

Birch: So you guys want to come over to my super awesome fort later?

The room is silent.

Page: Can we get back to Thiel's island? Because I like that idea. But maybe not an island. What about a barge?