Whats the worst thing you've done while having sex???

I don't mean disgusting...i mean something that you did then went... "hmm...maybe i shouldn't have done that"

Recently...i was with this guy (i know...duh!) and we'd been going at it and he didn't seem to want to stop and my interest was starting to wane...it was the type of sex where my body was going through the motions and my mind was making a list of things to do the next day...the guy didn't seem to notice...he was busy moaning and breathing and making the noises guys make. N e ways...so in the middle of the whole thing, i get a text message. I ignore it...but then i get another one. Since the guy was on his knees and i was behind him, i figure he wouldn't really notice if i grabbed my cell and saw who texted me...so...while i'm inside this guy, i grab my phone, put it on silent and reply to the text....well...more like send 2 or 3 replies to multiple texts. The guy didn't notice but as i was going home...i kinda felt guilty about it.

I shared my story...time to share yours

PS...if you're wondering why i didn't leave if it was getting boring..well...i have this thing where i HAVE to be sure the guy i'm with is "taken care of"...it an ego thing i guess.

I've done that... cept.. when your legs are around his chest you can exactly hide it... however I shall not repeat the conversation that followed...

Oh alright, you twisted my arm..

he looked at me as I checked my phone and then said "am I boring you?" I looked him straight in the eye and said "quite frankly, yes you are"

He was speechless.. However, good for him, he came back at me a second time a few days later determined to be good, that was the first time I ever came without touching my cock.... Bastard though refused a third go around...

More than a few times I've done this during my single days, I used to get around to say the least and while pounding away on the guy with him on his hands and knees I'd moan another name while busting the nut lol I know it's low and mean but it was just sex none the less.

drypin saidOnly, it wasn't just a burp... it was one of those burps where you regurgitate a little of your meal and can taste what you had for dinner. He pulled back with a look of horror on his face and asked,

drypin saidOkay, first let me say this was in college, not recently. And it wasn't during actual intercourse, but just the making out part. He had his tongue somewhere around my esophagus and I burped.

Only, it wasn't just a burp... it was one of those burps where you regurgitate a little of your meal and can taste what you had for dinner. He pulled back with a look of horror on his face and asked,

"Did you just vomit in my mouth?!"

I was so embarrassed I couldn't stop smiling (it's just a quirk of mine).

Needless to say, it didn't lead to the hot lay I was expecting that night.

P.S. Okay, maybe this falls under the original poster's category of disgusting, but I've shared it and it's out there now.

LOL....that was funny (restrospectively that is)...so i'll let is slide...

A few months back I was doing the deed with my boyfriend when the phone rang. Normally I'd ignore it, but it was from my adviser for grad school so I had to take the call, but I was having too much fun doing what I was doing. I told him to keep it quite, answered the phone, and continued to thrust.

Another time, my boyfriend was on the phone with a friend from back home that was taking care of his house and animals while he was away vising me. Being the jackass that I am, I decided it was a perfect time for a bj. I tried my hardest to make him squeal, but he surprisingly kept his voice normal through the entire 10 minute conversation. Once he hung up it was a different story

The last post made me remember this one time a few years back...hooked up with a guy. At the time all i had was a crappy sofabed so we get into it and i guess things got a bit too rough because the poor guy fell through the gab btwn the sofabed and the "headboard' and went smack onn the groud while i was inside him head first....i felt terrible. Needless to say...that was the end of that night. Poor guy...BUT lesson learned...buy sturdier bed :-D