We should have a radio station grade school games Olympics...which would include Kick Ball, 4 square, Double dutch, Duck duck goose, Shame (the clapping gam...you know...I don't want to go to mexico no mo mo mo...) aaaaaand dodge ball. I would also suggest that we have a woorly ball tournament. For those who do not know what that is...it is 1/3 hi life/ 1/3 basquetball and 1/3 bumper car....word!

I just received an email from someone over at WRUW saying that they are thinking of pushing this back until July 1st to have more time to promote it.

I guess they didn't make a PSA already and post this to at least three local message boards and plan a whole show intro around the event and stuff like that.

I think they must need the time to bulk up and get in shape or somethin. They must have seen the odds at all the local bookie clubs and realized that

THIS THING IS FOR REAL!!!

Perhaps they are waiting for basketball season to come to an end so they can recruit some of those huge B-Ball dudes as apprentices who can then kick for them. Don't they know? WE'VE ALREADY GOT LEBRON! He started training this week. ahahahaha. not really.

Maybe we could recruit Glenn Schwartz. He'd be intimidating.

It would be neato to have a battery-solar-powered noise band for the half-time show.

Because those wussies want to push the game back, and because we've put so much effort into this already, and because WCSB is THE best radio station EVER, we just play on Sunday without them. In that case, we're the team that's buffing up (did I just say that?!), and we'll have a good time. Then afterward we go drink beer.

The Mastick picnic area of the Metroparks has plenty of wide-open space where we can set up bases and have at it. I say we go there, and if anyone from WRUW shows up, so be it. If not, we have a good time anyway.

Since WRUW has forfeited, or actually asked for a postponement, we have decided to hold a WCSB day out/kickball game, to be followed by a beverage event to be determined by the participants. (WRUW DJs who are NOT wussies are certainly welcome to attend as well, even if the powers that be have wussed out.)

Sunday, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
June 10th, at 1pm
Meet your fellow WCSB personalities at South Mastick picnic area in the Metroparks. You can get a map by following this link:
[www.clemetparks.com]

There's a ballfield, and if it's in use, we can just use an open area, as there's plenty of space. You'll also see a playground and wading pool; restrooms are available. John Callahan has generously provided two standard-issue kickballs.

When the REAL game is rescheduled....Feima can hump me while I do my home run trot naked. Maybe I'll tie a kite to my scrotum ring, just to further embarrass them even more. Where did you find the rules? Obscure Sports Quarterly? We should all know them by now, even those who smoke a lot of pot.

Dred Clater just announced this latest addition to the glorious scrap book of WCSB achievements. He highlighted the herculean performance of Eric/Boogiepop, who evidently implemented a pre-game tactic of disinformation, claiming that he was "unathletic" and would not play.