At Oktoberfest in Munich this past year I also had an incident. We arrived by bus from Rome at 8 in the morning. Let's just say after a 14 hour cramped bus ride I needed a beer or two to relieve the stress. Me and my buddies preceded to pound Spatan and Lowenbrau litres for quite some time .when we decided to get a weisswurst the gargantuan German next to us said we could have anything to eat until we finished four more litres of beer, We obliged. Needless to say I ended up passed out on a grassy noll by noon. Eventually I woke back up and found my way into another beer tent where there were some fine lookin' Kraut females falling out of their yoodle shirts. I meust have made a few unwelcomed advances because one became very angry with me and the South African fellows I was with . She started calling Americans retards and such, which I didn't appreciate. The conversation kept going and going and soon I needed a comeback. Well, in my drunken slumber the only thing that came to mind was to yell out " Well, those "Americanretards" helped beat your ass up and down this continent thought two world wars". This didn't go over well. Insert the scratched record sound and 10- 20 huge Germans staring back at me. The South African dudes with me measled their way out of the ASAP and I was left alone. The Krauts had a couple words with me and I sunk out real quick like. Thank god that was the end of that. Had some more litres and woke up in Roma unscathed.

I'm typically not that arrogant, but she struck a nerve in me, and I'm like Elaine. Booze is the combination to the safe.

Oh, I had Bell's Pale Ale last night. Enjoyed it.

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I'm pretty sure you have to drunk it real fast or it develops chunks within the beverage. If I get to drink a Guinness, I'm ******' enjoyin it. My beer palate is quite young and I'm still on all that cheap american crap but for me a Guinness is like a giant step up.

At Oktoberfest in Munich this past year I also had an incident. We arrived by bus from Rome at 8 in the morning. Let's just say after a 14 hour cramped bus ride I needed a beer or two to relieve the stress. Me and my buddies preceded to pound Spatan and Lowenbrau litres for quite some time .when we decided to get a weisswurst the gargantuan German next to us said we could have anything to eat until we finished four more litres of beer, We obliged. Needless to say I ended up passed out on a grassy noll by noon. Eventually I woke back up and found my way into another beer tent where there were some fine lookin' Kraut females falling out of their yoodle shirts. I meust have made a few unwelcomed advances because one became very angry with me and the South African fellows I was with . She started calling Americans retards and such, which I didn't appreciate. The conversation kept going and going and soon I needed a comeback. Well, in my drunken slumber the only thing that came to mind was to yell out " Well, those "Americanretards" helped beat your ass up and down this continent thought two world wars". This didn't go over well. Insert the scratched record sound and 10- 20 huge Germans staring back at me. The South African dudes with me measled their way out of the ASAP and I was left alone. The Krauts had a couple words with me and I sunk out real quick like. Thank god that was the end of that. Had some more litres and woke up in Roma unscathed.

I'm typically not that arrogant, but she struck a nerve in me, and I'm like Elaine. Booze is the combination to the safe.

Oh, I had Bell's Pale Ale last night. Enjoyed it.

I would not have made it home from that. I would have started giving the nazi salute and screaming Heil Hitler. Then when told to stop I would have said, "I was just trying to fit in..." I don't do well with people insulting me while I am drunk.

But I may have found common ground with the girl before it came to that, after all almost half of americans are ********...

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I've made four posts in the last 3 months and I have already gotten an infraction...

Ya, I don't have a filter when I'm drunk, especially if someone pisses me off. Luckily when I get pissed I get a bit of a crazy glint in my eyes, so I don't get in fights very often. No one really wants to fight a crazy person.

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

I've made four posts in the last 3 months and I have already gotten an infraction...

Ya, I don't have a filter when I'm drunk, especially if someone pisses me off. Luckily when I get pissed I get a bit of a crazy glint in my eyes, so I don't get in fights very often. No one really wants to fight a crazy person.

Well look at the bright side, even though you got an infaction you made a lot of us laugh. So in my eyes it was worth it