lollipop and a penis?
Que. What’s the difference between a lollipop and a penis?
Ans. If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller… but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!
Posted 6th February 2011 by pragyan

MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde i.e. the benefits of Masturbation:
1. Self Reliance
2. Time Convenience
3. Prevention of Crime
4. Mental Choice of Lady
5. No Risks of AIDS
6. No Special place Requirement
7. No Wastage of Cash
8. Easy to Perform
9. No fear of early ejaculation
10. Guaranteed Satisfaction
11. No Risk of Being Caught

An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"