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Don't know if anyone else has mentioned this but today marks exactly 5 years since "Peter Jones" arrived at county square, Paisley, Glasgow, Scotland expecting to pick up and steal $18,000 from a Mr Max N. Paddy and to his disappointment did not turn up and left him with a long, pointless, wasted trip!!!

This was the first bait I read on this site and by far the best and one of the funniest things I've ever read, I just want to say thanks so much to Shivers, Skinners, and Charlie Fake for this work of art. Oh and btw Shivers did you ever here anything or get back in touch with "The world famous Matins Davis" ??!!!

Thank's again guys for a million laughs!, Kris.

"Davis.. The poor deluded fool!!!"

_________________"I must tell you that you really make me mad at you, I am talking about your life and you are talking about football what the hell do you take me for?!" - Don Gunshot The Hitman

FrumpyBBBaiting Guru

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Posted:
Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:17 am

Mugu: "This is Davis MAtins speaking."
Arnie: "I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer them immediately!"
Haha! I loved that! And later I read that dialogue in Shiver´s book.

It was what helped me decide to join, too. I laughed so much reading it and listening to the calls.

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Charlie GoondeWannabe Baiter

Joined: 17 May 2009
Posts: 82
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Posted:
Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:11 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

Mugu: "This is Davis MAtins speaking."
Arnie: "I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want you to answer them immediately!"
Haha! I loved that! And later I read that dialogue in Shiver´s book.

Lol, that had me cracking up too! One of my favourite calls is the fake call to Peter Jones - "When you do the transfer your money simply disappears..."! and "I have no major role in this other than that the people were dealing with in Ghana have known me for a long time and they trust me impeccably.." and Max is like: "Oh thats good to hear Peter.. that statement has made me trust you so much"!! Not to mention when tragedy strikes at Western Union!! - "Found anything yet?.." "Nothing yet sir" "What about you guys?" "WE AINT FOUND SHIT!!!"

The telephone calls are just the icing on the cake of this bait! their so funny! I read a thread recently that was posted in November by this guy who said he worked for orange and that he recognised Peter Jones voice and that he had been running various scams to get free phones from them or something and that he is now in jail!! Did anyone else here anything about this?

_________________"I must tell you that you really make me mad at you, I am talking about your life and you are talking about football what the hell do you take me for?!" - Don Gunshot The Hitman

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Posted:
Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:36 pm

Åh, good times!

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