Hank’s Blog – An Appeal to the Brass

Posted by Adrian Piekarz

11 years ago

Working for the government has its perks, but it also has some drawbacks. There’s the whole “putting yourself in bodily danger” thing of course. Plus, there’s all the red tape you have to deal with, the inefficiency of certain government entities, and the ridiculously strict rules they have about using “government property.”

I mean, really, why can’t I use my motorpool car to go to the occasional ball game? It’s on my way back to the office. I’m saving gas, you guys! I’m protecting our precious natural resources. I saw that Al Gore movie (well, most of it — I might have fallen asleep. Just for a second. Or for the last half. It’s a little… dry, is all I’m saying).

I’m just trying to do my part to keep all those glaciers from melting or whatever the hell he was babbling on about. So, DEA, what do you say? Want to ease those restrictions back just a little bit? For the health of the planet and our future? Come on… think of the children.