FTFA:"Nowadays you have technology that states and the Feds can subpoena. They can go back and look at the date of the theft and see if the suspect's phone was in that area. It looks like they did that in this case, which makes it tougher to defend."

That's some farked up stuff. Everybody knows you always use a pre-paid wally world phone whilst stealing box trucks.

What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

jjorsett:What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

"Anytime you're talking President of the United States, there's a possibility sensitive information may be involved, so that's why it was investigated so thoroughly," said CBS 6 legal analyst Todd Stone.

KrispyKritter:jjorsett: What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

groppet:KrispyKritter: jjorsett: What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

Surely you realize that your success has made you some bitter enemies?Obama: [laughs] Revenge? You? I am OBAMA! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG! My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears! The shock of my tail, an A-10 thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

Fano:Surely you realize that your success has made you some bitter enemies?Obama: [laughs] Revenge? You? I am OBAMA! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG! My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears! The shock of my tail, an A-10 thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

Pretty much. There's a link here on Fark to a Las Vegas employer who laid off 22 of his 114 employees in anticipation of the crushing Obama taxes coming. The comments section following the story are like science fiction, depicting some strange parallel Earth.

boarch:FTFA:"Nowadays you have technology that states and the Feds can subpoena. They can go back and look at the date of the theft and see if the suspect's phone was in that area. It looks like they did that in this case, which makes it tougher to defend."

That's some farked up stuff. Everybody knows you always use a pre-paid wally world phone whilst stealing box trucks.