Lars, Last week almost pushed me over the edge in finding the 3,756th way to lose a Brown's game. Passing out white flags? Although appropriate as moscratch said, an absolute embarrassment as 12,000 steeler fans invade our stadium to drink our beer and pillage our town. I really am struggling right now.......can I actually endure getting beat at home by Charlie Batch?.....Charlie Batch for Christ's sake. He makes Weeden look......young.

I need a survival strategy to avoid total meltdown if we lose to these flamers again.-pod2

FUDU wrote:No BLT on the top 5 sandwich list, this column has become so over rated.

A BLT is essentially a bacon sandwich with garnish. Lettuce and tomato are pretty useless in the whole equation of sandwich goodness.

A panini can have bacon and melted cheese without extraneous garnish. A burger can have bacon and no rabbit food. Cheesesteak with bacon? Hell yeah. Meatball and bacon? Why not? PB&J & bacon. I'm in.

How is a plain bacon sandwich superior to any of those?

Look Lars, I concede all things cooking to you, you can & I pretty much can't. But I do have taste buds and you've never had one of my BLTs. The tomato and lettuce are actually important in their function of the BLT. Now a BLT won't necessarily satisfy your hunger, as most of us can probably devout a whole loaf of bread worth of these sandwiches but compared to a PBnJ BLTs are an explosion of flavor and all that is good in the world right in your mouth.

Now you have me curious, where would you rank a fried bologna sandwich?

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Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

As far as a BLT goes, I think Lars post makes a lot of sense. Each one of those sandwiches is likely better than a BLT in an academic sense. The bacon is kind of like the candy on top. But a straight bacon sandwich (I prefer tomato hold the lettuce actually) can be a great thing as well.

It's the same reason They make a version of Lucky Charms with ONLY the marshmellows. It's not that you'd want that for breakfast every mourning. But it is a fun option to have occasionally.

The Crunch Berries cereal that is all berries is the most fantastic thing ever. If I'm ever executed, a whole box of that is going to be my last meal request. I mean, why not? Not like the disastrous sugar bomb and complete lack of nutrition is going to be any worse than the gas chamber the next day.

Any person that doesnt list a Monte Cristo, espeically one from Yours Truly with Tango Sauce, can eat a back of dicks. Fried French Toast + Canadian Bacon + Turkey + swiss + berry preserves = plate full of win. A bag of dicks I say for anyone who doesn't see the glory in this.

"All Beckett needs to do to cap off this mess is order some fried chicken and beer" – 5/10/12 before Beckett got chased in the 3rd at Fenway.

Lars, I am deeply concerned I may not be able to handle a loss to a team with Peyton Hillis, Brady Quinn, and Romeo Crennell on the same sideline. I have dissected and analyzed this game 750 different ways..and the Browns keep coming up the winner. I have been thru alot. This could break me. Please console me . Tell me what I want to hear. Also, please tell me how to cope if the unimaginable occurs.

The original "Better Crocker's Picture Cookbook". - Don't knock it. Its a throwback and has tons of pointers and minces no words when it comes to making unhealthy food when the ingredients call for it. Still has the best homemade doughnut recipe ever.

"All Beckett needs to do to cap off this mess is order some fried chicken and beer" – 5/10/12 before Beckett got chased in the 3rd at Fenway.

RickNashEquilibrium wrote:No apologies on my part for the hijack so here's a start.

No apologies needed. This whole thing is more fun as a conversation. I don't pretend to have all the expertise on everything. Well, I do pretend that, but it isn't really true.

My favorite part of the process is coming here on Friday and seeing how I screwed up the answer to FUDU's question. He's like my wife - no matter what my answer is, no matter how sound my logic, it's always wrong.

fairvis wrote:Lars, I'm returning to Cleveland in a few weeks for Christmas after spending 6 months overseas. Where would you eat your first "Cleveland" meal after subsisting on British food for nearly half a year?

I'm actually going to be in Manchester Monday night.

Speaking of which, Lars, what should one eat when in her Magesty's United Kingdom? Besides beer that it, I've got that covered.

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves-----Abe Lincoln

Let me tell you, if any of you douchebag empty headed stuffed suit nanny politicians tries to fuck with my bacon, I’m going after you like a crazed chimpanzee on bath salts. -----Lars

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Lars, why do some movie theaters still sell those giant pickles? Do you consider a giant pickle appropriate movie theater eating?

I was at a hs football game, where you can typically get popcorn, hot dogs, pizza, nachos, and candy. At this particular game, they had a huge jar of giant pickles. I asked the lady about them, and she said they were really popular. Go figure.

What those snack stands often lack is coffee. Every single color of Gatorade though. Pet peeve.

PS I do understand you are messing with people who are asking questions.

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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Lars, why do some movie theaters still sell those giant pickles? Do you consider a giant pickle appropriate movie theater eating?

I was at a hs football game, where you can typically get popcorn, hot dogs, pizza, nachos, and candy. At this particular game, they had a huge jar of giant pickles. I asked the lady about them, and she said they were really popular. Go figure.

What those snack stands often lack is coffee. Pet peeve.

They lack a good selection of burritos too.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Lars, why do some movie theaters still sell those giant pickles? Do you consider a giant pickle appropriate movie theater eating?

I was at a hs football game, where you can typically get popcorn, hot dogs, pizza, nachos, and candy. At this particular game, they had a huge jar of giant pickles. I asked the lady about them, and she said they were really popular. Go figure.

What those snack stands often lack is coffee. Every single color of Gatorade though. Pet peeve.

PS I do understand you are messing with people who are asking questions.

I would laugh if my pickle question makes Out of Bounds next week. Or if Lars could explain the origin of the cream corn in my cabinet..... I bet the Illuminati is involved.

Lars, Let's say I have been involved in baseball for 49 years in some capacity......playing ( collegiately ACC at a school in the sun), coaching, scouting, blah, blah, blah,). What the f#$$%%ck am I missing ? Can it be that hard to find a 1st baseman and Left Fielder?...Seriously. Seriously. No seriously.