Make our own shit, quit out sourcing the bulk of jobs and bottom out the unemployment rate? Just guessing.

Yoselahonda

Go to work.

emailhobo

We would invent silver and call it "silver China"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

But China wouldn't exist so it wouldn't make any sense

red

Then the US would have to find someone else to be billions of $$$$ in debt to.

johnz

#22
Nope.

Nice

His other shirt say's "chive on"

http://www.facebook.com/clt.chiver Clt Chiver

#1 Is sad but true about most everything in the states.

Mack

Another funny factoid. Obama's chair is made by a Canadian Co called Global Furniture. They shipped it in pieces down South so a) it could be thoroughly inspected, and b) so it could be assembled in the states and stamped "Made in the USA". Yeah, I know, kinda useless info, but I like useless.

Daddy

Another fun factoid. George W's chair (the Concorde Presidential Office Chair) was also made by Global and went through the same process. I know, I know…useless.

Mr. Tea

And did you know… Gunshot*

sapphicosorus

Well in #2's defense, there is a douchebag exception in every single peace treaty ever signed.

FunKiller

And that includes any dude that thinks it's ok to rock a spiked mohawk, like our subject in the above picture.

Nice

Look like chive readers

Chris C.

#17 is terrible!

Tate

It made me LOL, I'm going to hell.

Buck

That's the best one!!!

MayTheFirstBeWithYou

Agreed! Was not sure if I should laugh in shock or stare in awe. Horrible, but funny.

DoH

Took me a couple of seconds. I then laughed and felt bad. Which made me laugh again

http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

Lol, my reaction exactly.

Biggus Diccus

LSHISMP-laughed so hard I shit my pants

Yoselahonda

I don't get it…

zzz

coat hanger abortions… get it? anyway that's here in the 'Nati

Jezdezpez

#1 makes me sad, remember when everything was "Made in U.S.A"?

defaultuser

Yup, and then ppl got sick of paying for things that were made by workers paid American wages.
They didn't mind buying foreign as long as it didn't affect their employment.

Everything trickles down sooner or later…

asdasd

not really… I do remember "Made in Japan" and "Made in Taiwan" tho..

Jezdezpez

Must be before your time then, how old are you, if you don't mind. American made was the way to go!

Nice

Troll

Innocent_Bystander

I don't actually. Then again, I'm Canadian.

CC16

Were you born in the 30's? This isn't a new thing.

Jezdezpez

yes… that's when I was born…. idiot.

Jason

#22 I can't stand fat people, they eat eat eat eat and complain they are far and get disability checks and use my money to eat more wtf

_DoC_

It's not their fault, they just don't shit enough and they fill up. Also is McDonald's fault for being so delicious.

A BiPolar Guy

Only a few enormously fat people who are unable to move about could possibly qualify for disability from being fat, though quite a few disabled people become fat from inactivity and boredom. So shut up until you know what you are talking about.

Theresia

I can't stand pretentious douche bags.. Jason, you are a wart on the ass of society,

SanDiego

But your fat

The Truth

That's what a fat person would say.

Jeff

#9 Was!

I_am_golf_c0m

#16 Ahhh the great delivery wars of 1997
#17 awful … and I lol

goneKerouac

#15 To bad there is a shortage

Yeah

Too bad there is a shortage of spelling in your post?

mid13

as a hog grower..I think I'm good for a few years. I'll share, for a small fee =]

bla bla

would ya like to get porked?

mid13

not by you..

jumping jehosaphat

The ironic post is ironic

MonkeyMadness

This is not irony.

jumping jehosaphat

Jack Kerouac. He was an American novelist and poet. March 12, 1922 – October 21, 1969

Will

#23 *that's

Me.

Why are me.

Carl

What is wrong with Australians?

kigero

That's irony

parker

#14 must have been in absolute beast

Whoopi_G

#17 So funny!

Dwide_Schrude

#23 mad hate on the Australians.

Boobs.

Why are men attracted to breasts? Because boobs..

http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

I'm pissed off at that :@….

*dash*

I used to work at a starbucks back a couple years ago. It used to be to use their wifi you had to have a registered starbucks card. But you could only register it online. Corporate logic at it's finest. I think they finally got enough complaints that they just made available to everyone. #24

misschris

#17 I'm going to hell for laughing about this one! That's just terrible 😛

#1 On Veteran's Appreciation Day I was given such a flag. As a veteran, I wanted to beat the hell out of the moronic organizer but instead I decided to never attend the Veteran's Appreciation Day again.

Snuggs

Nice work, both of those reactions are much better than reasonably raising your concerns with those organizing such an event so as to effect positive change and maintain healthy human relationships.

Bob

#16 is just unlucky

MonkeyMadness

Yup, not irony.

blue_bronco

I wish I had opened a US Flag store in Egypt.

DDD

This whole thread = Greatness

Nice

Sure

gs425

If all you have is correcting grammar and/or spelling…get it right asshole #23

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