Speaking of nails, 'parently, amongst the official Mel Gibson Passion of the Christ mail-order merchandise, you can get yourself a pewter nail on a leather cord, or a silver nail on a silver chain, as a token of your support for the crucifixion. Or sumpin'. Who said the age of bogus holy relics was dead? Certainly not me.

Yes. I am in favour of Nailpolishblues. I am also in favour of the steakholder economy. I am also in favour of bogus holy relics such as the multiple foreskins of Jesus. Whatever it is, I am in favour of it.