NeutralObserver said"I want to live, breathe! I want to be a part of the human race!" - Radiohead, The Bends

I want to colonize and move to a gay island. We'll call it Festivia to confuse people.There'd be gay marriage/divorce and all the things straight people have. We'd really feel like part of the world.We'd have a Festivia King and Queen too. That would be cool.But the "anything goes" free-for-all would have to go. That lack of organization is stopping us from being recognized as part of the world and having a real sense of community IMO.We'd need lots of rules and laws - not necessarily to be followed but to bind us.

Laws of Festivia

No Lying about your Age.(penalty is an hour on the stocks while people throw tomatoes at your butt.)

No Public Bonking(penalty is no public affection for a month)

No Lip-synching

(Just 'cause the king doesn't like it. Penalty is having to learn all the lyrics to "I am the very model of a modern major general" by heart.)

NeutralObserver said"I want to live, breathe! I want to be a part of the human race!" - Radiohead, The Bends

I want to colonize and move to a gay island. We'll call it Festivia to confuse people.There'd be gay marriage/divorce and all the things straight people have. We'd really feel like part of the world.We'd have a Festivia King and Queen too. That would be cool.But the "anything goes" free-for-all would have to go. That lack of organization is stopping us from being recognized as part of the world and having a real sense of community IMO.We'd need lots of rules and laws - not necessarily to be followed but to bind us.

Laws of Festivia

No Lying about your Age.(penalty is an hour on the stocks while people throw tomatoes at your butt.)

No Public Bonking(penalty is no public affection for a month)

No Lip-synching

(Just 'cause the king doesn't like it. Penalty is having to learn all the lyrics to "I am the very model of a modern major general" by heart.)

fuckyoupayme saidcoldplay >>>>>>> radiohead. i'll admit there's some radiohead songs that are dope and that that okcomputer album has grown onto me where i like it now compared to 9 years ago. i thought that album was ass. radiohead is overrated and is NOT fucking with coldplay.

I've always loved the raw animal emotion of Radiohead. Never was a huge fan of Coldplay.