You know it's funny how you get used to certain things. You get used to being overweight. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. I just don't want to be alone anymore.

[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!

[To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me.

What The Heck is That? Oh, Sherman, Oh, You Sneaky Fool. Oh, Sherman. [Turning into A Baby] Oh, Great. Everyone Calm Down, Relax. Everything is Under Control. [Woman Stares at Him] What The Heck Are You Looking At.

Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

Granny: What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!

Granny: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.

Cletus: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.

Anna: Cletus!

Cletus: She's an old bag with old bag tittie.

Ernie (quietly to Ernie Jr.): Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag

Granny: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.