Vladimir Putin: An American Hero

Russian president Vladimir Putin intervenes to save thousands of Christians in the Middle East. He's also bombing into oblivion the most savage, murderous coalition currently at work in the world, the Islamic terrorists group, ISIS.

The American president, well, he's busy saving the world from Climate Change. After all, he's a big issue guy. This is a bit like cheerfully mowing your lawn while your kid drowns in the backyard pool. "You've got to have priorities, you know? I mean, anyone can have kids, but a nice lawn?"

So, it's up to the Russian president to act like a man (sorry ladies, I'm using the generic term here. Maybe I should of said act like an actual human.)

The American president, Barack Obama, has studiously ignored the pleas of the oldest Christian communities on earth as their families; men, women and children are slaughtered and beheaded. (By the way, these aren't a bunch of right-wing republicans, so it's okay to have empathy.) Their culture dates to the time of Christ, more than seven hundred years before Mohamed was born (sorry for bringing up the "C" word, "Christ or Christians" I realize how offensive that can be to some on the far Left.)

These Christians are apparently unwelcome here in the U.S., but hundreds of thousands of able bodied Muslim men are now being eagerly invited, in spite of having not been vetted in any way. Are they terrorists? Are they ISIS? And why are so many well-dressed, healthy, military age men the preponderance of those coming, instead of women and children?

​"Oh, stop being racist!" says one more imbecile masquerading as a sentient life-form. "You right wingers are a gas!"

​So, that's it for now. Stay tuned as one man, aided by a willing press, dismembers the world as we know it. For our own good, of course. All I can say is, "It must be damned nice to be smarter than everyone else in the world, but that's our president. "Sieg Heil!"