The palpable intimidation of playing in the
greatest sports arena in the world.

The
palpable intimidation of playing in front of the greatest fans in the world.

Detroit
may have invented the actual tailgate, but Packers’ fans perfected its use. Witnessing
parking lots full of their invention being used against them is just too brutal
to see.

The
Lions’ intense desire to be in the record books for something, even if it is
futility. Any publicity is good publicity.

“I
don’t know why either, guys.”

Well,
you see, when one team scores more points than the other, that team is going to
win. The Packers have scored more points than the Lions. This is a classic Maddenism,
and would seem to me to be an accurate assessment as to why the Lions can’t
win.

They’re
the Lions and always will be. I think this might be the correct answer.

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