k ppl i hate profiles so if it crapy leave me alone k? ty oh n one more thing STOP FLAMING MY STORIES! every times someone does that for some reason FFN takes my stories down n if it happens once again,i cant think of wha gonna happen! -cries-anyway lets contuine!

Music-god to much to name O.o my current obsession w/ a song is Psycho by Puddle of Mudd and Show me Love by T.A.T.U.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

(if ya didn't fall for it let me know and i'll give ya a cookie! cuz i sure as hell did -laughs-)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, sohma-kitty-1014, queen of sadism, Fox gal

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Copy/Paste Thingies

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you don't believe this.

Just because we can eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, meat (well, not meat), etc... Copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, then do I ever feel bad for you.

If you like chocolate, find me someone who doesn’t.

If you've ever looked at the backs of heads that were previously your friends, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now for a very long list. If you hate steretypes and want to make a stand on it, read it.

Subject: I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I DID NOT CREATE THIS LIST.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I do ballet, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to Christian music, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a figure skater, so I MUST like prettty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to read. so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with conforming, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a girl, So I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a crush on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't drool over a lot of bishies, so I MUST be a lezzy.

I don't believe in dating too soon, so I MUST hate people who date.

I fangirl over fictive girls/bishojos (boys/bishies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls).

I don't like yaoi/yuri so I MUST be a homophobe.

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I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi).

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't study much but still get straight A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to Hawaii for Christmas, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think vegetarianism makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a deepish voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily annoyed, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv.

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

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Roy and Edward have been invited to Hogwarts as teacher and student with an undercover mission to protect a certain wizard from a dark lord. YAOI RoyEd (21/5/15: Rewrite in process, will be replacing chapters by chapters. Thank you again!) A/N Inside

It was impossible. No one could ever understand his feelings. His true self. But what if someone like him existed, someone who also thought he was not worth living... Do they really want to know what's underneath the surface? KiruKura. Shounen-ai.

Sanji is the prince in All Blue, but he would rather live above surface. One day he saves a human-prince from drowning, and it's love at first sight for the little merman. It's a One Piece vs. Disney fanfic á la Milow. Rated M for later chapters.

story is going to be further updated on the Daidai Rarabai account! Daidai Rarabai is me, so please don't begin the accusations that STARTING ANEW was plagiarized. I'm leaving this up because it'd be rude to delete everyone's reviews.

Complete! Drarry. After Harry's lost everyone he's ever cared for, he turns to the one person he has left. Taking place at the beginning of year six, both Ron and Hermione have abandoned him. Who can he turn to now?

Lambo is starting to realize things about himself, things that pertain to a certain infamous hitman. Can the changes he's undergoing help him to become truly acknowledged by the one person he wants it most from? Rating may change. YAOI RL

It's Christmas time and Yuugi's all set with his gifts, but Yami hasn't gotten him a gift yet. Yuugi is crushed. Atemu/Yuugi, Kaiba/Jounouchi, Malik/Tozokuo, Ryou/Bakura, Otogi/Honda, plus Anzu bashing. Originally dedicated to a dear friend.

Jack and Nathan have been together secretly for six months. Now strange things, that lead to near death results, is effecting Eureka. Jack is now being pushed to and beyond his limits trying to find the person. Please R&R. FINISHED. N/J Slash. REVISING.

Will is finally started to feel like he belongs at the Sanctuary, what with rabid Nubbins attacking bellybutton studs and Nagas slithering around the lower levels, but what will happen when Henry's shifter side decides to claim Will as his own? SLASH.

Henry/Will slash series: New Beginnings. This follows One door closes, and may not make a lick of sense unless you've read that first. Set starting towards the end of ep. 8. Title of part 1 by Cicero, from the Latin: Omnium rerum principia parva sunt.

A demon was one thing Nero was willing to become for her. And a demon was what he became. The human realm was not a place for his kind and so he entered Hell. Though someone wanted him back and was willing to go there himself. Slash! Nero X Dante!

Ed's new mission: Go to Hogwarts and find info on the Stone! Of course, there're some rules. He's to be a student, can't mess with the war, and is NOT to fall in love with his Alchemy Professor. …Oh, screw the rules! RoyxEd, Harry Potter, DISCONTINUED

ANBU in training Sasuke is sent to be the assistant DADA teacher at Hogwarts, his job is made increasingly harder considering his training master, dubbed 'Yuubisan', is his only companion. [AU, HP crossover, NARUSASU, YAOI!]

Allen Walker is the lead singer of Moyashi, the hottest new band. He's also gay. Kanda is their 1 fan and in love with Allen and has been since high school. What will happen when he gets the chance to meet Allen again? KA

Chapter 3 Finally Up! Draco’s POV. Year 3. Draco has feelings for Harry and it’s hell for him Harry is all he thinks of. Will he tell the boywholived how he feels? What about becoming a Death Eater? DH yaoi, rated for later chapters...

A old house on a steep hill is cursed by an old witch in the late 1600's. Ever since there have been unexplainable deaths and missing bodies. 1920 Roy's unit is sent to this house, but will they make it out? [RoyEd AU]Complete

Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!

Draco’s a rare blood half veela, half elf. And Harry’s his mate. Now all Draco has to do is seduce Harry. Right? Well… It’s not that simple after all, as Draco soon finds out. disclaimer: title from nirvana

Something exciting is happening at Hogwarts and it envoles the Fifth and Sixth Years! They have to SING! Just who is Harry's mysterious lover? Everyone wants to know!OneShot, Possible Epilogue if wanted...

Draco and Hermione are related by blood and birth...but what does that have to do with Harry? starts off at the end of 5th year and will contain spoilers for HBP, DH pairings, if you don't like that then get lost. CANCELLED

The play Ice and Snow is finally over Daisuke is relieved he no longer has to dress up as a girl. On the last night of production Daisuke and Satoshi are the only two left in the dressing room, providing Satoshi with the perfect oppourtunity. Yaoi

Sam has bottled up a lot of unresolved guilt, and in the middle of the night it all pours out leaving Dean to reassemble his broken brother. After Asylum, disregarding call and promo and teaser. Mainly since I have no idea what's going on there. No Slash.

[Roy x Ed, unproofed verson] Edward Elric doesn't really pay any attention to the upcoming holiday. Not even after he is called into Central for a new mission. But, like everytime, Edward's bad luck likes to bite him. Without a dorm room he is forced t

Complete. SasuNaru, hinted various others. Naruto is depressed and cuts himself, and attempts suicide after leaving a note for his loved one to find. Will Sasuke manage to save him in time? Attempted suicide, no main character death, SHOUNENAI, happy sapp

Some cute Harry x Draco and Sirius x Lupin, more for my own amusement than anything. Nothing explicit, but clear slash, boy love themes. You have been warned, haters! [Also Ron x Hermione, just for fun!]

Jou's life is falling apart as his Father continues to abuse him, Seto's secrets are driving him around the bend and school is becoming all too much, how will Jou handle it all? Rated for Yaoi, and Abuse

Life as a mortal never exactly appealed to Enzan. But living in exile from the Vampire Realm left him no choice. Follow him as he meets his mate... Hikari Netto. Slash Enzan x Netto Rockman x Blues DISCONTINUED

I watched Him, I loved him, I lost him, But I still know him far better then she ever will. A note to naruto in sasuke's journal. Complete. second chap quite sad please read and review it's M just to be safe mild sasunaru

[Oneshot,One sided LanChaud] I doubt you see me as anything but your rival, someone to keep your skills sharp with. But would you ever see me as anything else besides 'Hikari? Would you ever...fall in love with me too?

Yugi,Ryo,Malik, Jonouchi and Honda are all freshmen in HS and are just trying to fit in. But that's not going to happen with all the problems in their lives. Can any one help them? Parings YxY,RxB,MxM,JxS,HxO with some Anzu bashing.rated r for later chaps

A bit of a late 4th of July fic. EXE based. For Ijuuin Enzan, he always abides by his own set of rules. But, he figures that some rules have exceptions. Espcially when it comes to Netto. EnzanNetto, BluesRock

Sasuke visits a Psychiatrist because of his little "problem". But what IS the problem? Warning: Insane random humor. Will have some mild yaoi in future chapters. (SasuNaru, KakaIru, etc. The good stuff.) SasuNaru in the end.

(One shot!) In the middle of the night, Harry awakes to take a swim in the tempting lake. However, his plans are ruined when something even more tempting comes along. Do not read if you cannot handle mature subject matters and situations. (H-D Slash)

Sasuke is hurting himself to release some pain. SakuNaru hate this paring but it goes with the angst. implied KakaIru GaaNeji and many more. onesided SasuNaru..or is it? Warning: Cutting, Shonenai, may contain character death.

Jou and Seto are together but a fight that occurs between them may change that. Seto wants to have his puppy back but Jou's father decides to bring him somewhere to do something to Jou. Will they be able to get Jou in time?

[Chapter 5 Up!] Basically the gang's being occupied with sports in their summer vacation. And what an awesome idea to write that with a side dish of YamixYuugi, BakuraxRyou, MarikuxMalick, SetoxJou and Anzu bashing! Please R&R!

Oh my... Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters working on Romeo and Juliet.... Jounochi plays Juliet, who will be Romeo? Lots of Shonen-ai! Yaoi References, and too much Anzu bashing with Mai treated like a God. Who let Cafe write this?!

era ( my character) and sirus black are doing potions make up work, when they don't follow directions and end up getting high. The result...... CARIBOU HUNTING!!!! PG-13 for lang. co-written wit my dawg (Rune Chesequiere). PLEASE R&R ALL FLAMES WILL BE F