If GB won no medals won no medals it would be amazing. Even that one in America where we only won about 5 gold medals it was like 'only 5 gold medals!' and they fired all the toffs, GB won about 30 last time

I tell people here in China I'm from England and they are like 'wow, England, olympics, industrial revolution, and that
It's like Russia or France or Germany or China, it influences the world, we are lucky as fuck. my best friend a couple of years ago was a kenyan girl and once I was sitting and moaning about england and she was like 'shhut the fuck up, I'm from Kenya, we only have runners and lions, England invents computers and things, just shut the fuck up, we aspire to live in England'