Evangeline Lilly is actress best known for portraying Kate Austen on ABC’s Lost, a performance that earned her a Golden Globe nomination for Best Lead Actress in a Drama. Additionally, Lilly has appeared in The Hurt Locker, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and will appear in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, the final film of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit trilogy. She has also written a children’s book titled, The Squickerwonkers, a special edition of which will be released at Comic Con in San Diego later this week, where she will be signing copies of the book and appearing on panels.

Evangeline was nice enough to take a few minutes out of her busy schedule recently to answer a few questions from us.

I was a fan of the show, so when they did a TV special on the “making of”, I watched.
Anyway, on the special, it said she was doing commercials for an adult phone line in Canada when she got the part (they showed a clip)

She’s very sexy, but me thinks she thinks a bit much of herself. She was a sexy lead on a good tv show that would have been a great one had the fucktard creators not ruined it with an abortion of a finale. NO – I will NOT get over it (runs out of room in tears)

I think you mean seconds. Still, I like the straight JD and the full commitment to South Park. it’s almost like she was whipping through them to get to the next publicity demand and then stopped herself and said “No. I must emphasize how much better ‘South Park’ is than ‘Family Guy’. (slugs shot of JD/ types “make that a million miles”) There. Much better. Now what the hell’s a meme? Ah fuck it, I’ll just throw in a poster for The Hobbit. Synergy!”

Or, you know, you can tell when someone really just mailed it in and you comment that it looks like they really just mailed it in. Like Ms. Lilly just did. Which does not make her a “kuntzmobile” or that she blows dogs for quarters, but certainly justifies saying that she really didn’t put any effort into it.

While this was a remarkably weak effort she’s still yards ahead of the infamous Dan Cortese “effort”. That has to be the leader for worst ever right?

@homo_erectus I agree. The comments feel like they’ve gone off a cliff. They used to be generally witty, funny discussions. Now it’s just a mix of elitism and an eager desire to run memes into the ground. Warming Glow used to have a really great community and I used to wish I could meet some of them. I don’t really wish that anymore.

I like the fact that she clarifies that it’s South Park over Family Guy in a walk. Unfortunately she has garbage taste in whiskey. Jack Daniel’s is one of the biggest wastes of money in the liquor industry. Filtered through a cat’s asshole, I imagine.

I don’t know that it’s a waste necessarily. It’s not cheap, but it’s a sight cheaper than ordering premium bourbon. And, let’s face it, if it’s a night of serious drinking, it’s a waste to spend money on premium. That said, Sinatra’s endorsement notwithstanding, Old No. 7 is one whiskey where adding coke isn’t a bad thing..

I can name a handful of good bourbons at a similar price. There’s also some cheaper bourbons that I would take over Jack any day of the week. Hell, there’s even a far more affordable and tasty Tennessee whiskey available in George Dickel. And for what it’s worth, the Chairman endorsed Old No. 7 back when it was a completely different whiskey. The stuff he was drinking wasn’t the 80 proof crap that they’re funneling down peoples’ throats these days.

Love her taste in music. That Newman song is gorgeous. I like the movie-related answers and the sports answer, too. Always dug her physicality. I’m glad she clarified that her parents were the ones who raised her with love, hehe.

And, before someone ruder than myself says it, I’d like to squick her wonkers!