Category Archives: TV SERIES

Barney: Dude, I can’t believe you cried in front of your boss.Marshall: I don’t know what happened. There is just something about been yelled like that, like I was being spurred by my dad, suddenly…suddenly I was a little boy.Robin: Is boy the right word?

Leonard: Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?Sheldon: Well, there’s always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam’s Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.

Sheldon: I’ll have a diet Coke.Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.Sheldon: Fine… I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.Penny: That’s… rum and Coke without the rum.Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

Joey: It’s like, dating language, y’know like, “it’s not you” means, it is you.Chandler: Or “you’re such a nice guy” means, I’m gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them, to you.Phoebe: Or, or or y’know, “I think we should see other people” means, haha I already am.