Mermaids are real, says the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

If we chose to take every paleolithic painting literally - lots of things are real. :) But this is pretty cool - though by the look, this mermaid/man would have to swim sideways. They would've been smarter to go with a dolphin, seal or manatee lower half.

★Mermaids Exist★ The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reportedly confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reportedly published a post on their “Ocean Facts” news feed titled “Conclusive Evidence of the Existence of Aquatic Humanoids.”♥

Sure you can... Once I asked my friend that apparently does swim how long her 50 free took. She said about two minutes. I was like, oh my gosh that's terrible! Then I elaborated that a 50 was a lap, and she said, oh I thought that you were talking about 50 LAPS! Then I was thinking to myself there is no way that anyone can swim 50 LAPS in TWO minutes! Omg it was so funny!