Who is Pilous Percilla?

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Step up, one and all, for the most amazing spectacle you have ever experienced!
You will gawk at the sights, gape at the sounds, and wonder at the sensations!
Behold the most breathtaking of barbate beauties - Pilous Percilla!
With otherworldly skill and uncanny determination, she weaves a world of whiskered wonders,
pickled punks, and other overwhelming oddities!