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Hate Stroke!

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Ever come across this kind of stroke..one caused by hate…makes you heat up and then you cause global warming? I know these are just lame ramblings which make no sense to anyone…but what is to be done when one encounters such a stroke!!

In reality one comes across many people which can be the cause of this insufferable disease! And my teacher although always tells me to let go…more like she advices to do so and sound advice it is..but i beg to differ.

One simply does not let go..

If looking at something..more like someone…if that someone is an object, and that encounter or whatever it is makes your blood boil and lose control of yourself. And if you become hazy and dreamy..want to take a bloody bat and hit anything that looks like a human head…and it makes you flush..suffocate…then no you are not in love.It is actually a sign of hate stroke.

THINGS YOU MUST DO TO OVERCOME IT..I THINK

Stop looking…and start hitting.

Lay low- lay low..that way you get to destroy less.

Breath in to a paper bag and after doing so…start hitting.

Take out your knife…and start peeling and cutting and shredding….any raw vegetable that you can lay your hands on.

Start punching and do not stop ever….unless you feel relaxed…Oh punch the nearest pillow.

Drink.

Smoke.

Yell…Or if you are brave and do not fear going to the jail…if you remember that you are a human and civilian that is, make whoever caused the stroke yell.

DO this for about an hour standing in front of the mirror…*GRRRRRRRRRR*

And after you are done….*ARRRRRRRR*

*Meat* more people.

Then check if your body parts are still intact and none is missing.

In case any of them is missing…call an ambulance and go meet your doctor.