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Topic: Steal the Cookie 2: The Sequel! (Read 16622 times)

HAHAHA right up my alley.I fly my starship to the Borg vessel and remotely take control of the cortical nodes of two drones (don't care if it would work in-canon or not), and direct them to find the cookie and teleport it to my ship. Then I hide it in the cargo bay using transporter suspension, like Janeway did with all her telepathic crew members to hide them from the Devore in that one Voyager episode.See here, for the non-Trekkies:http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Counterpoint_(episode)

I tell Chuck Norris there is a Republican fundraiser coming up. When Chuck Norris changes his shirt for the first time in over a month, I snatch it from the laundry hamper. (It is lucky the cookie is indestructable and can be washed off.) After a week of picking the hairs out, the cookie is okay.

I disguise the cookie as a gumball and hide it in one of the many thousands of gumball machines in the "Johnny Lethbridge Gumball Museum"'s 53 acre compound in Westbrook Tennessee, being careful to steal all the nickels first.

I hire a band of environment activists to dismantle the nuclear reactor (making sure they are properly suited for the job with radiation suits and all). From there I simply use a diamond cutter to cut into the orb, therefore leaving the cookie for me.

I then put it in the TARDIS, into which nobody can go without permission from The Doctor. Mwahaha!

I kill the doctor 12 more times. I go into the TARDIS, travel to 1 second forward a mile away from The Dead Doctor, then I hide the cookie in with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1 tridecillion) other cookies that are virtually indistinguishable from the original, have the exact same name, ID, chocolate chip array, dough crumbliness, amount of butter, etc.

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I used to be the new guy that no one talks to, now I'm just the vaguely familiar guy that no one talks to

Ewww! I use a selective teleporter to teleport all your saliva off the cookie, and into a garbage can. Then I use that teleporter first to teleport the cookie to Niederschlettenbach, then to teleport you to Gervais, OR.

I obtain a liquid zorcher with unlimited ammo. The cookie is... indestructable, but not unzorchable! Oh noes!Well, technically, I touched it last, so it's mine. It's hidden somewhere in the flemoid dimension.