My only gripe is the dog. No matter how well trained it will bark at some inopportune time and seeing as stealth and a lack of noise is key with zombies I wouldn't want one with me. Apart from that its sweet.

Following on from the boots, thick clothing would be a good idea, items that are practical and designed for work. Chainsaw trousers, motorcycle leathers or synthetics, military gear if its hot. Anything that would stop a human jaw.

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Originally Posted by Kovacs

My only gripe is the dog. No matter how well trained it will bark at some inopportune time and seeing as stealth and a lack of noise is key with zombies I wouldn't want one with me. Apart from that its sweet.

That's why you wait until about the third year of the breakout before you choose your dog. The first couple years natural selection will be in overdrive. By year three you'd have nothing left but ninja dogs.

Somehow I have a feeling all the cream would get eaten (their dogs getting turned, and other bad decisions biting them in the ass (pun intended)) and dweebs like Mountanious would survive because they have full cellars of (samurai) armour & weapons and the biggest lunatics usually have the most luck... Except those on The Darwin awards... (..but they started recording near misses. Sh+t.)

My only gripe is the dog. No matter how well trained it will bark at some inopportune time and seeing as stealth and a lack of noise is key with zombies I wouldn't want one with me. Apart from that its sweet.

Following on from the boots, thick clothing would be a good idea, items that are practical and designed for work. Chainsaw trousers, motorcycle leathers or synthetics, military gear if its hot. Anything that would stop a human jaw.