I did this once with a bunch of Piles of Dung. At one point, as a younger person, I'd decided hoarding dung would be funny. Totally forgot about it and mass donated like 150 of them. Someone neomailed me just the word: "Why????" Never responded, leave 'em guessing. :P

Happy birthday!!! Do you happen to have a wishlist? I am very serious about birthdays (!) and would love to get you something. :) Btw, my username is my_wonderwall.

Anyway, here's my ridiculously embarrassing birthday story. Context: my wonderful, slightly nuts mother is the most embarrassing mother of all time. It is her sport. Also, I should mention I was a bit of a late bloomer, and hadn't ever had what I'd consider a real kiss until I was 16.

So it's my 16th birthday and it is a damn good day. Everyone showed up, people are dancing, food is on point, I'm feeling my look and confidence is through the roof. And my crush is there and it's all going according to plan, wherein I seal the deal and make him my boyfriend. Suddenly my probably inhebriated mother (who had promised to pseudo disappear for most of the event) pops in, and at the top of her lungs sing-song yells: "SWEET SIXTEEN AND NEVER BEEN KISSED!!!" My teenage-self freaks out, and I go to walk up to her to hopefully get her to knock it off, and completely trip in my heels and eat shit hard. 100% wanted to die in that moment, hahaha. To be fair, that did end up getting me my first kiss with said crush that very night (pity kiss? Maybe, I took it!), when he helped me ice my ankle in another room. So, I didn't have to murder my own mother and everything ended up okay lol.

As for sports you should start following, as a hockey fan myself, I think you should definitely follow soccer and football if you don't already--the play styles are pretty similar.

As for my TV show guesses, I'm going to go with: Agents of Shield, Dr. Who, and How to Get Away With Murder.