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So…about this shirt. Some people (you know who you are) have teased me about these funky shoulders. Here’s what happened: The shirt used to be your run-of-the-mill faux wrap top. I happened to wear it one day when I transitioned into my alter ego, Super Sarah. Super Sarah can fly, but she has to flap like a bird, which involves a lot of shoulder muscles. Those huge, impressive muscles stretched out the shoulders of this shirt, and it didn’t bounce back. True story.* Well, I don’t want to be wasteful, so I still wear the shirt and just call it a fashion statement.