The How Metal Are You? Test

Hi! And welcome to my How Metal Are You? Test. Are you a head-banging, mosh-pitting hardcore death metal head? Or a church-burning violent black metal knight? I'll be testing you on what you would do in certain situations, as well as some trivia on the metal genre.

1

A devout Christian approaches you on the street, and proceeds to rant to you about god. What do you do?

Go on a devil praising rant of my own! The Dark Lord needs new disciples!

Stab him in the throat, then quietly walk away.

Spout out some Deicide song lyrics for him.

None of the above. I like god.

2

Which of these bands has members who have served jail time?

Marduk

Burzum

Emperor

All of the Above

3

You're in a moshpit, and your nose gets broken by a stay fist. Blood drips down the front of your face. What is your response?

Pull out my trust war hammer, and cave the bastard's skull in.

Full-on Zombie mode. Start eating people's brains in revenge.

Wave the metalfist. Then go show your friends how awesome you look covered in blood.

4

Metallica or Slayer?

Slayer

Metallica

5

Would you ever set fire to church?

Yes

No

Maybe.

6

Which would you rather be?

A Zombie. Brains taste good.

A Viking Warrior. Rape and pillage!

A Drunken Mess. Another beer please!

I'd rather be me.

7

What is your favorite metal album of the choices listed.

Slayer's "Reign In Blood"

Cannibal Corpse's "Butchered At Birth"

Emperor's "Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk"

Metallica's Black Album

8

If you were trying to pick-up a metalhead of the opposite sex...which of these most accurately represents your pick-up lines?

Did it hurt? When you were cast down from heaven?

I'm metal. You're metal. Let's get together and Procreate The Malformed.

Lines? Bonk him/her on the head, and take him/her back to the cave, of course!