I've never seen a thing that was hidden by the snow, isn't that sad? But if I did, I should like to find Ramses' big toe (made out of stone, not one of his mummified toes). And, to be practical, a large waterproof suitcase full of cash.

You have to be careful with snarkmarks. They have to be crispy but not crunchy, and sweet but not sugary. I prefer to use a good snortmark myself, but they don't really have the same effect as a sarcmark either. They're a lot less spicy.

I was going to come over and add a sarcmark to my previous comment, but they're kind of expensive. When I was at the grocery store earlier, I saw that they had some chocolate-covered snarkmarks near the produce section--they're supposed to be almost as good....