Bitten by a radioactive Carl Sagan in 1995, Sagan-Man possesses the powers and abilities of Carl Sagan.
Victim, off-panel: Help! Thief!
[[Sagan-Man spins around. A blue cape appears on his back.]]
[[Sagan-Man runs towards the direction of the shout.]]
[[He encounters the thief, holding a purse.]]
Sagan-Man: Hey, you!
Thief: What?
Sagan-Man: Do you realize just how crazy it is that we've BEEN TO THE MOON?
{{Title text: They laugh now, but within 10 years the city's entire criminal class will have quit to work on space research.}}

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