So you’re interested in time travel. Given our current employment status and lot in life, we can’t say that we blame you. What we can blame you for, however, is fulfilling those time traveling dreams without proper guidance. You can’t just start ripping at the delicate fabric of spacetime, killing grandfathers, riding dinosaurs through Cleveland and diving face first into black holes. Well, you can, technically, but we strongly advise against doing all or any of those things until you’ve at least read So You Created A Wormhole: The Time Traveler’s Guide To Time Travel and have a firm grasp of the consequences. Like how much we’ll hate you. That’s permanent.

For now, you’re not a time traveler, which means you’ll have to wait. Until April 3, 2012, to be precise. But you can pre-order the book now and get a head start on all those other would-be paradox-causers and time-rivals. Just click on the link to any one of these fine retailers and forever change your future. And your past. That’s…sort of the idea.