Wednesday, October 22, 2014

If you had been eavesdropping on our spankings over the past few weeks, you might have heard the odd snippet of conversation in between swats. If you weren't within earshot, I have collected them for you here.

Me: Ow!
Ron: What?
Me: I said 'ow'.
Ron: Does that hurt?
Me: Of course it hurts.
Ron: Then all is as it should be. Bum gets whacked. Bum hurts.

8 comments:

Jon
said...

It rhymes with ass:1. A place you lived: Sweetgrass.2. A current or former recreational drug: Grass.3. A puny University: UMass.4. Something you wear: Eyeglass.5. Drink you’ve never tried: Kvass6. How you like your beverage of choice: In a cold beer glass.7. What too many OTHER bloggers are full of: Gas.