Also — and this goes for all of you, not just Mr. Brilliant and Mr. Timbalias — if a friend of yours gets arrested for a long list of crimes including Lamborghini theft, impersonating a police officer, and shooting at someone from the back of a speeding motorcycle, DO NOT MAKE A TRIBUTE VIDEO WHERE YOU RAP IN FRONT OF A LAMBORGHINI, DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE OFFICER, AND THREATEN TO HARM THE PERSON HE SHOT AT. That will not help him. Not even a little. In fact, it will probably do the opposite, because you are pretty much telling everyone he did all those things. If you want to help, just, like, bring him some cookies or something.

In conclusion, it is amazing that all of this nonsense started with Guy Fieri — GUY FIERI — getting his Lamborghini stolen.