Even if you don’t want the tickets, do it. If you win the tickets, you can give them away or sell them for top dollar. Ozzy may be old and have Parkinson’s Disease, but the kids still love him and will come off the duckies to buy your tickets.

I thank you.

Mattie Gee thanks you.

The Spicolis thank you.

But most importantly ... this fat kid showering on the beach thanks you.