Stan: Forking over my money to buy a DirecTV satellite so I can continue to watch Extra Innings on a regular TV?

Gnomes: DirecTV!

[In front of Cable company headquarters, daytime. Prop. 10 supporters are out in force]

Lady Member: All right. And now, before we all vote yes on Prop. 10, here to remind us why are the lovable, innocent children.

Stan: Uh. Since we are so concerned with the monopolies, anti-trust exemptions and exclusive broadcast rights contracts, we went and asked our friends, the Extra Innings gnomes, and they told us all about monopolies, anti-trust exemptions and exclusive broadcast rights contracts.

Kyle: Because without monopolies, anti-trust exemptions and exclusive broadcast rights contracts, we wouldn’t have things like cars and computers and canned soup.

Stan: Even Extra Innings started off as a small, little business. But because it gave us so much great baseball, and because MLB ran their business so well, they managed to grow and grow until it became the corporate powerhouse it is today. And that is why we should all let Extra Innings go to DirecTV! [the crowd is stunned]