Bucees is an fun little convenience station that advertises its locations all along I-10 in Texas between San Antonio and Houston. One of the most entertaining advertisements I have seen of theirs is one that simply says, Ice. Made from scratch.

This sort of clever humor is what you come to expect in each of their advertisements, if you are lucky enough to see them. Our family stops at the Bucees in Lake Jackson every time I visit my dentist just to check and see if their bathrooms really are as clean as they would have you think. As their famous billboard advertisement states,Â Clean restrooms or your money back.

So, whether we actually need to use the bathroom or not, we will almost always wander in to fact-check them on that claim. I have never had the opportunity to ask a local cashier refund the cash on account of the bathrooms though, or on any account. I even have a magnet stuck to the refrigerator at home that reads Ã¢â‚¬Å“Ice. Beer. Jerky. All three food groups!