This is a video of a modern slot car race, and let me tell you -- it probably should've been shot with a high-speed camera. Me? I probably should've been shot with a rifle. You can see two cars going by in the bottom portion of the screencap I took, and they just look like little blurs. Kind of like my face right now. *shaking head* "Why are you doing that?" I'll look ugly if I stop! "Well you're vomiting." Does it look handsome?! "No, it looks like cereal." Haha, that's cat food.

Hit the jump for the video, but the action doesn't start till 0:55. Green car flies off the track around 1:08.

Thanks to Mark, who plays slot machines with the grey hairs at the Indian casino because he's got a gambling problem. A really sad one. And to Shane, who only gambles with other people's money because he's smart.