Wardrobe malfunction

We've been having a problem
with our young fig tree "accidentally" exposing herself.

I've tried to explain to her
how "good" fig trees stay buttoned up, but the only response I get is
the classic rolling of the eyes with some lame excuse about how other
fig trees are dressed these days.

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Children need to express their style and creativity. Even if their "individuality" is exactly like everyone elses! I'd say something about "yadda yadda living under your roof..." but she clearly isn't.