While most of what actually airs on ESPN First Take is unwatchable trash, the show's web content occasionally comes through with evidence there's at least a few people behind the scenes with self-awareness.

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Take, for example, this homage to the 1978 film Animal House. All that's missing is Stephen A. Smith shrugging a "Sorry!" before walking away and it would be pitch-perfect. Oh, and some flowers in Skip Bayless's hair—though that's something we presume Skip keeps to his personal life. [First Take]