If you watched the final round of Justin Thomas, who led in the WGC-Mexico Championship after three of the tournament’s four days, you watched a professional golfer do the exact same shit you do when the wheels are falling off because golf is the most frustrating, terrible, garbage, amazingly fun sport known to man.

I wish I could roast that well. That’s the kind of high brow roast content that only those from across the pond can provide. Damn those clever Brits and their Monty Pythonesque quips. American born Rickie Fowler did his best to tag along and also roast Justin, but it was pretty meh.