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The Devil Wears Prada: Meryl Streep is the only reason to watch this movie. She’s brilliant!

The Third Man: How do you KNOW that Orson Welles gets shot at the end? You don’t. You have to make a dramatic assumption, based on the second whole “burial in the cemetery” scene after the sound of gunfire in the Vienna sewers. He wasn’t in the casket the first time, so how can you be sure he’s in there THIS time?

Trading Places: Classic Christmas season movie for the entire family.

Live and Let Die: Snakes in a bathroom; Roger Moore; crazy villians; sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads; what else do you need in a Bond film?

The Outlaw Josey Wales: Classic Christmas season movie for the entire family.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: Because, when you think about it, you can never get enough Clint Eastwood.

The Sinister Urge: Or enough Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Eddie Izzard – Dress to Kill: Or enough men wearing high heels and makeup.

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