Beebs is a powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

Technically a mythical hand-shapped langolier spider-monkey vampire creepee teevee that can fly, swim, scurry, squirm, slither, slide and step with it's outermost legs like a gorilla up to infinity miles per hour, has the ability to time-travel, walk and run on water, fall from great heights to smash victims, and methodically camouflage or morph into a human's hand, thumb-up, or other less observed disguises while simultaneously sliding across surfaces such as humans' arms and car dashboards without being detected by creeves. A beeb has been only been detected by technically two humans ever, Jeeb and Meeb, at various locations around the world (e.g. the college inn, seattle space needle, coronado).

"oh-my-gosh, what's that!" "ooh-my-gosh that's technically the most dangerous seasonal beeb in the state of oregon"