done and done!there!
Happy now? I'm coming wif a date, I'll try and get him to sign up in advance as well.

DAVE MORGAN where you at, boy? You goan be there, right?

Are you kidding me? A world champeen skater such as myself wouldn't miss it. Zoe is going too. Tell Greg Major that he better look out because Team Morgan is planning on having Zoe cross the line first. I don't care how buff he is or how intimidated I am. Zoe is going to win.

you know its a shame....it doesn't matter how many times you tell some people...they still naively hold out hope that one day the platonic friendship may become something else......I guess its back to seperate rooms in the hotel

you know its a shame....it doesn't matter how many times you tell some people...they still naively hold out hope that one day the platonic friendship may become something else......I guess its back to seperate rooms in the hotel

Poor Gless. The accidental touches, the lingering looks as you bend over to tie your laces, the constant offers to rub the knots out of your calves after a long skate, the quickening breath from the line behind you when you take your turn at the front. One would imagine that our speedy is a relentless robot from the future pursuing his quarry. Be strong, Gless!

My dearest Pepper, clearly you are no stranger to the man-crush,
in your myriad of "closing" techniques, which one is the fastest?

<ahem>

Chicagoland marathon!!!
sign up today and witness these shenanigans first hand
as the stern Den Mother, the Major, tries to keep
these three rascally cub scouts inline. <-- get it? in-line

btw, this was gless on the aforementioned first climb:

ahhemmm...I must protest the aforementioned post in the strongest of terms to the management of this message board. It contains offensive material including lies, embelishments and worst of all joke stealing! This is shocking behaviour and should not be tolerated on a civilzed forum such as this. I recomend punitive measures be taken against this user.

My points are as follows:

1. There was absolutely no spewing of any kind by me during any of today's climbs. There is absolutely no breakfast cliff bar residue to be found along today's route. The UN inspectors have issued their report and conclusively shown that there was absolutely no evidence of weapons of mass vomiting to be found in the entire countryside. (there was however slow climbing speeds and multiple drops occurring as noted in the footnotes of the report but that is irrelevant to the charges being presented here)

2. At the top of the second climb I'm the one who said...hey that climb reminds me "Did you hear about Joey Mantia spewing after winning WIC in Switzerland??"

The Chicagoland Marathon is three weeks away. Plenty of time for anyone and everyone that skates to make plans to come out and experience the fun of a marathon. There is nothing better than the buzz of excitement before and after a race. I feel like most of us that skate are warriors at heart and this is the chance to experience that feeling of pure animal instinct, no thinking, no talking, just pure adrenaline as your body takes over and your inner beast is unleashed. There is something about experiencing a maximum physical effort that takes you closer to that primordial self. Once you touch on that it gives you a much greater appreciation of yourself as a whole.

To all the skaters that feel like racing is for racers only, you're wrong baby. We all started out in our fitness skates. For most of us that race, we're not doing it because we're the best or the fastest or even have a shot at winning. We do it because it's our chance to feel the most alive that we can. It's our chance to feel like the salmon swimming up stream against the odds screaming out I want to live. I hate going to any event to watch. I wanna do it. All you skaters out there, if you were there watching, you'd wanna do it too. So remember this, it's gonna happen three weeks from now and now that I've reminded you, it's gonna stick in your brain and if you don't go, you'll be mad at yourself. Avoid that BS and get out there and be one of the skaters that said,
"Hell yeah, I did it and then I ate a large pizza all by myself!"

The Chicagoland Marathon is three weeks away. Plenty of time for anyone and everyone that skates to make plans to come out and experience the fun of a marathon. There is nothing better than the buzz of excitement before and after a race. I feel like most of us that skate are warriors at heart and this is the chance to experience that feeling of pure animal instinct, no thinking, no talking, just pure adrenaline as your body takes over and your inner beast is unleashed. There is something about experiencing a maximum physical effort that takes you closer to that primordial self. Once you touch on that it gives you a much greater appreciation of yourself as a whole.

To all the skaters that feel like racing is for racers only, you're wrong baby. We all started out in our fitness skates. For most of us that race, we're not doing it because we're the best or the fastest or even have a shot at winning. We do it because it's our chance to feel the most alive that we can. It's our chance to feel like the salmon swimming up stream against the odds screaming out I want to live. I hate going to any event to watch. I wanna do it. All you skaters out there, if you were there watching, you'd wanna do it too. So remember this, it's gonna happen three weeks from now and now that I've reminded you, it's gonna stick in your brain and if you don't go, you'll be mad at yourself. Avoid that BS and get out there and be one of the skaters that said,
"Hell yeah, I did it and then I ate a large pizza all by myself!"

ahhemmm...I must protest the aforementioned post in the strongest of terms to the management of this message board. It contains offensive material including lies, embelishments and worst of all joke stealing! This is shocking behaviour and should not be tolerated on a civilzed forum such as this. I recomend punitive measures be taken against this user.

My points are as follows:

1. There was absolutely no spewing of any kind by me during any of today's climbs. There is absolutely no breakfast cliff bar residue to be found along today's route. The UN inspectors have issued their report and conclusively shown that there was absolutely no evidence of weapons of mass vomiting to be found in the entire countryside. (there was however slow climbing speeds and multiple drops occurring as noted in the footnotes of the report but that is irrelevant to the charges being presented here)

2. At the top of the second climb I'm the one who said...hey that climb reminds me "Did you hear about Joey Mantia spewing after winning WIC in Switzerland??"

The puking part may not be true but who can resist a smiley that pukes out of its nose?

I was just trying to see which is the fun part? Is it the skating in a happy group? Or is it that he was skating with gless on what seemed to be a prelude to the Chicagoland (with rainbowed letters) date?