Mitchell: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?Kid: I'm not.Mitchell: Well, I'm not.Kid: You are.Mitchell: Buzz off.Kid: What?Mitchell: What?Kid: What did you say?Mitchell: What you say?Kid: Did you say something?Servo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That one where Joe Don Baker goes to Malta had a classic line. Joe Don goes upstairs to do something, the girl he's with tells him (via the MST3K crew): "Just don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time."

Kay arrives at college as a Freshman.NARRATOR: "Where would her room be? Who would be her friends?"TOM: "Who would be her blood enemies?"NARRATOR: "Wonder if she would ever know her way around..."TOM: "What secret societies would she join?"NARRATOR: "Wonder what her roommate would be like..." TOM: "Would she smoke thin black cigarettes and reject the triune God?"