It has come to Double L's attention that my account was used to make some obscene and offensive posts yesterday. That wasn't Double L. Double L was in a big jury trial all day yesterday and it just so happened that was the same day that my evil twin brother - Jerry - was released from the penitentiary. His nickname is JailbirdJerry, aka Double J. Double J tricked Double L's office staff into thinking he was me and he used my computer to log onto Dawgs and make those posts under the guise of Double L. I repeat, that was not Double L. Double L would never stoop so low as to call the fine upstanding so-called alleged ladies of the shed the c-word. If you were offended, Double L sincerely apologizes from the bottom of his heart. That is all.

It has come to Double L's attention that my account was used to make some obscene and offensive posts yesterday. That wasn't Double L. Double L was in a big jury trial all day yesterday and it just so happened that was the same day that my evil twin brother - Jerry - was released from the penitentiary. His nickname is JailbirdJerry, aka Double J. Double J tricked Double L's office staff into thinking he was me and he used my computer to log onto Dawgs and make those posts under the guise of Double L. I repeat, that was not Double L. Double L would never stoop so low as to call the fine upstanding so-called alleged ladies of the shed the c-word. If you were offended, Double L sincerely apologizes from the bottom of his heart. That is all.

It has come to Double L's attention that my account was used to make some obscene and offensive posts yesterday. That wasn't Double L. Double L was in a big jury trial all day yesterday and it just so happened that was the same day that my evil twin brother - Jerry - was released from the penitentiary. His nickname is JailbirdJerry, aka Double J. Double J tricked Double L's office staff into thinking he was me and he used my computer to log onto Dawgs and make those posts under the guise of Double L. I repeat, that was not Double L. Double L would never stoop so low as to call the fine upstanding so-called alleged ladies of the shed the c-word. If you were offended, Double L sincerely apologizes from the bottom of his heart. That is all.

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Just when I thought a gimmick had reached bottom of the barrel, the barrel sinks further.