Online dating is an never-ending battle of minor victories, moments of hope, and confusing defeats.

The ever evolving terms and concepts associated with online dating certainly doesn’t help anything. For example, what’s a “pre-date” and how do you even know if you’re on a pre-date or not?

The guys try to figure it out on this week’s episode of Miserable Retail Slave.

That’s not all: there’s also giant squid, hugs from bigfoot, and weird Florida stories. If you like what you hear, consider listening to the extended episode on Patreon and, also, you’d be helping support the Miserable Retail Slave podcast as well.

Tommy doesn’t know the difference between slur and slang/ The Pre-Date / The pre-date rulebook/ “no one’s ever been charming in the presence of a scone”/ 2018 - The Year of Scumbags and Forced Apologies/ The Internet - we’re in the business of boning/ That Active Shooter game/ Tommy’s living his best life/ if aliens came to Earth, how long until someone wanted to eat them?/ Octopi are aliens / The Giant Squid/ Hugs from Bigfoot/ Tommy’s Soapbox/Will we take a hike? and Weird Tommy/Quality Question : What if grass is conscious and the smell of freshly cut grass is the smell of souls leaving their bodies?/ Thunderdome- Tampa Man vandalizes cars that reminded of college bullies/ Man spends 4 hours in underwear on top on Wendy’s/ best fast food mascot ever/ Deep Don Knotts Sniff/ The Incredible Mr Limpet talk