I’ll admit, though: that’s ballsy.There are quite a few things I can skip/avoid to save some cash, but when it comes to the dentist, I’ll eat white rice, ramen, and a vitamin C supplement for months on end to cover oral pain; that shit’s too nuts for me.

She was trying to save some money. But apparently, booze & a pair of pliers can’t replace a dentist. She just wobbled it around & got it stuck in a worse place. I just hope her appendix never gets inflamed …

Hey! You moved the party! Dang, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? Yeah, I been slackin. Between finishing school and all the junk I thought I had to catch up when that was over, I forgot what was important, lol. Oh, then I was talked into writing a 60,000 word erotic fiction novel that I finally finished for a friend to keep him occupied while he was in Afghanistan. Now I just don’t know what to do with it, and he’s asking for volume II!

So, now I’m trying to catch up important things, while doing my Christmas sewing. I guess I need to throw together a black/orange bikini while I’m at it. I at least need bottoms, lol!

And more so, how in the hell did the arm wrestling start, anyway? All I know is I was bowling, then the next thing I know I was facing a murder’s row of arm slingers and being me, of course I came out on top, even going lefty.

%&#$, @$@#! Dammit, that’s it. Next year I’m coming to Siglerfest even if I have to leave a trail of bodies all the way to Nevada. On the plus side I can sell the organs on ebay to raise bail money start the legal defense fund. But I will make Siglerfest. I hope, barring any legal entanglements.

Pretty much a guarantee of arrests in some instances… Luckily all of it was legal in Vegas… they have some crazy loose laws. I can’t believe we could–if we wanted to but we totally didn’t–bury a headless hooker in the desert. Not that we would do that. Really. We wouldn’t. Truly.

Nope, not buying it. Looking forward to the reports of debauchery, lechery and assorted bad moral decisions fueled by Herculean attempts at alcohol consumption record breaking. So you should all be good and if that’s not possible make sure to keep the video cameras rolling.

Hating life today. You guys have fun at Siglerfest while I enjoy a weekend of Army training. Have a beer for me and take lots of photos. May the good times roll and leave you aching during the morning recovery.

Sure, now you change your story… Before it was all “Hey Pondy, do a google search for clown porn… It’s awesome and it’s the only porn that makes me curl my toes in delight.” You are such a fair weather porn recommender…

It involves 3 Filipino amputee dwarves, a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce, and a crystal billiards cue ball from a high end table.

Or it might be a hockey/indoor lacrosse term for when someone positions themselves at the top of the crease, (the area surrounding the goalie and the net where only goalies and defenders can be in,) and just stays there because someone on D is not picking him up.

Normally it’s volunteering to play goalie for a Father/Son indoor lacrosse league.Last Sunday it was apparently volunteering for Genital Mutilation.

These sawed off little bastards drilled shots directly into my cup 4 freakin’ times, twice in the same game!!!It’s quite difficult (almost said “very hard”, but figured that would make the previous sentence very awkward) to not crush one of the culprits when they’re camping at the top of the crease…

I wanted to! I took a good pic too I just couldn’t get the signal to change it. I took a mini break with the family to North Wales with NO WiFI and NO SIGNAL! I was weird. I actually had to talk to people. *shudders*

Oh my… I just noticed the Mammorial celebration has already begun. Thank you all for the lovelies. They are quite… lovely. Between you and Bells showing the lovelies and Kali sporting the gentle curvature of back, we almost have the full package. Wait, we definitely have the full package…

Well now that depends, are we throwing chickens at them, or firing chickens from some kind of cannon at them. I’d give pause to someone crazy enough to throw a chicken at me…it could be a good strategy.

Hello all, back from exotic Statesboro, GA. We had a nice visit with my parents and it was Nichole’s last Spring Break as a high schooler. Gasp! Prolly the last time I get to have Spring Break with her. (Sigh)

Hello my lovelies and my brothers in servitude to the Sistren. I think I’m gonna stretch out on the beach in a lawn chair, light a bon fire, crack open a few frosties, and relax. Think it’s about time we had a luau…

Been a long few weeks and I certainly could use the break from all the hubbub… who want’s to help me with my stress kinks?

Bellabot has been upgraded and fitted with some new and interesting toys. Check out my new spiked spanky spoon attachment! I also added a couple of spinning platinum knives ala Earthcore for slicing & dicing! AND all of my lasers have been upgraded. SHINY!!!

I’m ready to try them out on unsuspecting spammers (*hint*) and any smart-mouthed trolls who threaten the sanctity of the Island and the rest of the site!

Hey everybody! Who’s ready for the Super Bowl?I have pizza crust rising, chicken marinating in buttermilk for some Buffalo tenders later…oh and for the FIRST time, if I run out of beer, I can go to the store on SUNDAY and buy booze. Halleluiah!Sorry I haven’t been around much lately, but I’ve been following the tweets. Smoochies!

Hmm let me see what I can do. **intertwine my fingers and cracks my knuckles** Just to let you know I’m no bar tender. I prefer receiving alcoholic drinks instead of making them! First up a Jack and Ginger for Shady. **sets tip jar on the counter of the bar** So who is next?

Stupid PM’s! Soo confusing…. Sorry about that, I was the schmuck that was always mixing up the two and putting stuff in the out-box….< ?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Patience my lovelies…the time will come soon when the admins will unleash a special hell on the spammers… muaahahahahahahahaaaaa (Do me a favor though. Keep a list of the ones you know about and be ready to provide it to an admin when the time comes.)

OK, I got pork ribs in the smoker…fresh salmon and the grill…rum and coke and beer chilling in the ice…I think I will sit back and enjoy a cold one while reading “Half Share.” Thank you sister-in-law for the late birthday gift it was worth it…

The Island of Sex & Nudity is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. That you are a slave, Sabre. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.