Mountains to Molehills: 'Free?'

Published: Friday, April 11, 2014 at 4:30 a.m.

Last Modified: Thursday, April 10, 2014 at 1:10 p.m.

Boyd Peyton of Hendersonville gives us a different perspective on Obamacare. “The government has eminent domain over our real estate, meaning it can confiscate it as needed,” he says, “Obamacare establishes a kind of eminent domain over our bodies. It forces us to buy maintenance contracts to maintain our bodies and specifies the terms of those contracts. But, if your body maintenance consumes too much of the scarce resource of medical care, a secret cabal deep in the Washington labyrinth can decide to pull the plug on you, no questions allowed. Thus, government asserts ultimate control over your body. What sort of person can conceive of implementing such complete power over the individual? What kind of person can support such absolute control? And, importantly, how can the rest of us think we are free?”

FREE DOG TRAINING: A much-needed service — dog training and obedience assistance — is being offered free of charge by Henderson County Animal Services. “A well-trained dog makes life easier and more enjoyable for both family members and the dog itself,” says community outreach coordinator Andy Unguris. “Too often we see frustrated owners surrender their dog because the animal can’t be controlled on a leash, is too excitable or has a fear of strangers. Proper training is often an easy solution to these problems. When owners and their dogs receive the right direction, it makes for a happier home environment and can lead to positive long-term relationships. We really encourage dog owners to try this free training early in their relationship with their animal before frustration sets in and they consider getting rid of a beloved family pet.” Taught by volunteer experienced trainers Carol Vaseleski and Pam Hodges, the free walk-in clinics will take place every Wednesday from 1 to 2 p.m. and on one Saturday afternoon each month from noon to 2 p.m. All training takes place at the Henderson County Animal Services Center at 828 Stoney Mountain Road in Hendersonville. In addition to the free Saturday afternoon clinics scheduled for April 12, May 17, June 21, July 19, Aug. 16, Sept. 20, Oct. 18, Nov. 15 and Dec. 20 this year, free obedience classes will be offered Thursday evenings once a month, and the reservations-only class will be held from 6 to 8 p.m. April 24, May 29, June 26, July 31, Aug. 28, Sept. 25, Oct. 30, Nov. 20 and Dec. 18. Call 697-4723 for more information.

‘LUCKY FOR YOU’: A sympathetic hacker sent the following email to his victim: “I regret to inform you that I acquired all of your personal information by illegal electronic means. A lot of good it did! Due to your circumstances I was unable to cash in. As a result of your credit history I have been under such constant assault from creditors that I have decided to go straight and get a regular job. Once again, I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that I have caused, and I do sincerely hope that things in the near future are on the upswing for you.”

LAST BUT NOT LEAST: The current production of the Hendersonville Little Theatre is Elizabeth Diggs’ warmhearted and funny family drama “Close Ties.” It’s the story of three generations of a quirky, dysfunctional family as they gather at a country home and realize they are still learning how to deal with life’s circle of changes. It is directed by award-winning director Sy Berg. The eight-member cast includes Cheryl Anders, Arden Avery, Veronica Brown, Gabrielle Conde, Martha Hogenboom, Luke Johnson, Scott Lothrop and Ashley Wellman. The production opens tonight at 7:30, and performances will continue at that time Saturday, April 17, 18, 19, 24, 25 and 26; at 2 p.m. April 13, 20 and 27. Tickets are $20 for adults, $15 for ages 18-25 and $10 for ages under 18. Reservations may be made by calling the box office at 692-1082 or going to HendersonvilleLittleTheatre.org.

<p>Boyd Peyton of Hendersonville gives us a different perspective on Obamacare. “The government has eminent domain over our real estate, meaning it can confiscate it as needed,” he says, “Obamacare establishes a kind of eminent domain over our bodies. It forces us to buy maintenance contracts to maintain our bodies and specifies the terms of those contracts. But, if your body maintenance consumes too much of the scarce resource of medical care, a secret cabal deep in the Washington labyrinth can decide to pull the plug on you, no questions allowed. Thus, government asserts ultimate control over your body. What sort of person can conceive of implementing such complete power over the individual? What kind of person can support such absolute control? And, importantly, how can the rest of us think we are free?”</p><p>FREE DOG TRAINING: A much-needed service — dog training and obedience assistance — is being offered free of charge by Henderson County Animal Services. “A well-trained dog makes life easier and more enjoyable for both family members and the dog itself,” says community outreach coordinator Andy Unguris. “Too often we see frustrated owners surrender their dog because the animal can't be controlled on a leash, is too excitable or has a fear of strangers. Proper training is often an easy solution to these problems. When owners and their dogs receive the right direction, it makes for a happier home environment and can lead to positive long-term relationships. We really encourage dog owners to try this free training early in their relationship with their animal before frustration sets in and they consider getting rid of a beloved family pet.” Taught by volunteer experienced trainers Carol Vaseleski and Pam Hodges, the free walk-in clinics will take place every Wednesday from 1 to 2 p.m. and on one Saturday afternoon each month from noon to 2 p.m. All training takes place at the Henderson County Animal Services Center at 828 Stoney Mountain Road in Hendersonville. In addition to the free Saturday afternoon clinics scheduled for April 12, May 17, June 21, July 19, Aug. 16, Sept. 20, Oct. 18, Nov. 15 and Dec. 20 this year, free obedience classes will be offered Thursday evenings once a month, and the reservations-only class will be held from 6 to 8 p.m. April 24, May 29, June 26, July 31, Aug. 28, Sept. 25, Oct. 30, Nov. 20 and Dec. 18. Call 697-4723 for more information.</p><p>'LUCKY FOR YOU': A sympathetic hacker sent the following email to his victim: “I regret to inform you that I acquired all of your personal information by illegal electronic means. A lot of good it did! Due to your circumstances I was unable to cash in. As a result of your credit history I have been under such constant assault from creditors that I have decided to go straight and get a regular job. Once again, I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that I have caused, and I do sincerely hope that things in the near future are on the upswing for you.”</p><p>LAST BUT NOT LEAST: The current production of the Hendersonville Little Theatre is Elizabeth Diggs' warmhearted and funny family drama “Close Ties.” It's the story of three generations of a quirky, dysfunctional family as they gather at a country home and realize they are still learning how to deal with life's circle of changes. It is directed by award-winning director Sy Berg. The eight-member cast includes Cheryl Anders, Arden Avery, Veronica Brown, Gabrielle Conde, Martha Hogenboom, Luke Johnson, Scott Lothrop and Ashley Wellman. The production opens tonight at 7:30, and performances will continue at that time Saturday, April 17, 18, 19, 24, 25 and 26; at 2 p.m. April 13, 20 and 27. Tickets are $20 for adults, $15 for ages 18-25 and $10 for ages under 18. Reservations may be made by calling the box office at 692-1082 or going to HendersonvilleLittleTheatre.org.</p>