“Do you know what’s so dope about ‘skeet’? White people don’t know what it means yet.” – Dave Chappelle

With nothing but his handy, dandy guitar, Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins’ “Get Low” and a coffee shop full of virgin ears, Dan Henig launched into an acoustic cover for the ages. All rap songs should come with acoustic versions, especially the overly explicit and vulgar ones. Case in point here.

There’s nothing like hearing, “We all like seeing ass and titties” belted out with the soul and precision of a John Mayer record. Even better is the uncomfortable reactions Henig’s song choice creates for the shop’s customers. Like buddy who used the Family Guy voices, however, this leads me to wonder what would’ve happened had he decided to run with Too Short’s “Blowjob Betty” or Project Pat’s “Sucks On Dick.” On second thought, if he’s taking suggestions, those are mine.

After watching Hening bring forth some holiday cheer with this case study in crunk music anthems, feel free to leave some coins in his e-stocking by scooping his Promotional EP on iTunes.