Knock knock . . . Who’s there?

Knock knock . . . Who’s there?

NetRes’ culture is a great mixture of professionalism and fun. We love a good laugh, so what better way to celebrate Tell a Joke Day than with some of our favorites!

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator . . . . only a fraction of you will understand this.

There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

A priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam meet up for a summit to discuss their difference . . . I forget the rest but in the end they shake hands and part as friends . . . Sorry, the delivery was a little holy.

What did the Green light say to the Red light? Don’t look at me, I’m Changing.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway

What is DJ Khalad’s favorite diet food? A Caesar Khalad

What do you call a Cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a Cow with no legs? Ground Beef

How do you cut the Ocean in half? With a Sea-Saw

What did the guy wear to the Tea party? A Tea Shirt

Group of Iowa Engineers wanted to research the Sun. They put together a plan to send a rocket to the Sun. Their peers asked “Aren’t you concerned that it will just burn up in route?” The engineers responded, “No, we figured that one out, we are going to travel at night.”

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? You’re too young to smoke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo that it really can be done!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”