Newspaper Editorial Pages

There's no question about it, all your editorial personnel are double-jointed; they are able to pat themselves on the back at the same time they are proclaiming their intellectual brilliance, mastery of world affairs, and superiority in any category.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could fire the President, dispense with the Senate, the House, the Supreme Court, the State Department, etc., and replace them with the brilliant editorial editors/writers from the "largest papers"?

They, in their wondrous wisdom, would led us to a world of peace and tranquillity and we could sleep secure in the knowledge that our guardians have all the answers and will let no harm befall us. Oh, happy day!