Friday, March 20, 2009

This cute little Easter Dress came with a tag of instructions.. how to wash.. do not bleach,dry clean only...

The fridge came with a brochure of instructions...how to clean, how to set the temperature...

The bouncy seat comes with a pamphlet of instructions... Do not place your child upside down in the bouncy seat, how to assemble.....

The Television came with a booklet with all types of instructions.. how to install, how to program, and it also had instructions in Spanish...

This cute baby bamaslammer cowgirl came with nothing.... I mean nothing.. not even a tag, pamphlet, or a brochure of instructions much less a booklet in English and Spanish! Not even a paragraph on when to feed, change, or put to sleep... nothing... nada... not a single thing... I am thinking maybe there should be a class that gives you some type of instructions... I'm just sayin...

Thursday, March 19, 2009

This cute little thing pictured here is the reason for me not blogging in a lonngggg time... She is keeping me quiet busy... She arrived on February 2 and weighed in at 7 lbs 15 oz and was 22 1/4 inches long. Baby Bamaslammer arrived on Groundhog Day. Her original due date was January 26. I went past my due date one week. I was completely miserable and couldnt get out of bed that last week. I am forever grateful that she was born a week late because my baby would have to share her Birthday with those Octobabies. I wouldnt wish that upon anyone. So God knew what he was doing when he brought her into the world a week later.

Baby Bamaslammer is growing... she weighs 10lbs now and has grown almost an inch! She is not much of a sleeper but she is improving and I now can function on no sleep at all. With that being said I hope to find more time in my day to blog. I feel so out of touch with the world like I have been stuck on an island. I am trying to rejoin the world so at least I can carry on a conversation with someone. Baby bamaslammer doesnt find me to interesting. And she really doesnt care what I have to say at this point she is just looking for her bottle and to be rocked.

This is my tired,weak, and hungry blog of the day... I have my baby babyslammer calling and wanting some attention.. With Love Bamaslammer

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I am just a modern woman trying to make my way in the world. I am a single mom who is doing her best to raise her daughter the best way she knows how.
I am one of those "experts" on useless knowlege. My jobs are teaching, blogging, and skin products. I think most problems can be solved with good friends, wine, and medication.
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