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100 Pages of [PODCAST] Thread We'll Never Get Back

Well it doesn't look like anyone else is going to make a new thread. Here are the important podcasts:

Totally Reprise
Finally, after all these years, holds Totally Spies accountable for its sins.

Teenagers With Attitude
Way too many people talk about Power Rangers.

Let's Place
Objectively and scientifically ranks every video game ever made, you've already heard of it though, it's extremely famous. As you might expect, there are many imitators desperately trying to cling to its coattails.

Let Me Tell You About Homestuck
Three people's lives are ruined.

Digital Moncast
Talks about Digimon, and Australia at the end of the podcast but recorded at the beginning of the podcast.

Cosmic Call
The earliest proof we had of intelligent alien life, a while ahead of the alloys.

Trans Mission Radio
A serious podcast about issues affecting transgender people, and in addition to being sad it's also funny.

The Amory Score
There's a band called Coheed and Cambria, and all their songs are about wives dying.

Anyway, I made this thread so I could post about the latest Totally Reprise, which is about one of the best Totally Spies episodes so far.

"Hey, Luke, shout out to you, fuck you, for leaving without us"
"And any podcast recipe book will tell you, when you're out of Luke, some Mike will do in a pinch."
"Like, you made up half of those, right, like half of those were bullshit?" Molly just listed some MMOs and out of them I have only heard of Maple Story.
"I started going out with an amazing woman, and then she destroyed my life by getting me into an MMO."
"since then I've also transitioned, not only genders, but also, from magic to melee, truly, truly fucked up."
"Hashtag gaming."
"So, the thing about Ocarina of Time, is that it's bullshit."
I'm glad everyone else was also furious about the episode being called Mime Your Own Business.
"This episode is going to be a ride, folks."
"I really did just make Alex as my tabletop character, didn't I?"
"I went to film school, this is just for me."
"Quick question: do you think WOOHP actually has a daycare?" "I hope not." "Well, they need some test subjects."
"It causes a Final Destination."
The first thing Ashley's driving school did was show her part of a Final Destination movie, and that's extremely fucked up.
"Okay, see, what I thought was that he shot the ground once, and the ground got mimed."
"Earth Dash Mime." "That's my favorite Coheed and Cambria album."
"Which, I want to state for the record, this puppet does not help communicate at any point." It is so extremely not a solution to the problem.
Molly did this podcast instead of going to a cat cafe, and now she's angry at Ashley and Mike for keeping her away from those cats.
"There is a walking on two feet, mime dog. Did you notice that he's wearing anime shades?" what is this show
"I said it looked like a blow-up doll." "I said it looked like a blowjob face."
"And the thing about this guy is that he sucks, but also, he's the best villain that they've ever had." He's top 5 at least, he's great.
"So Alex has her monkey lead the charge via jetpack" an excellent sentence
"When I become a mime wrestler, that's gonna be what my t-shirt says. There's already a mime wrestler."
"did you ever ask out Jerry's photocopier?" "Burt." Thank you.
"I think we all learned something here today." Absolutely not.
"'Do you think any bands are into mime fucking?' Ironically enough, Insane Clown Posse." Excellent answer to my bad question.
"Do you think John Popper would fuck a mime in a pinch?"
"Fuck you, I got mime." no
The next episode is probably going to be... a lot.

I read the new version of good apollo first and thouggt it was dumnmb and then went back to read the original version and god bless chondra echert she is doing her absolute best to salvage her husband's dumb story

Important podcast news:
It's weeks later, and I'm still laughing whenever I think about the Waypoint episode about alien alloys. Austin's bit about "what if aliens showed up and they wanted our gold" is inspired.

Important podcast news:
It's weeks later, and I'm still laughing whenever I think about the Waypoint episode about alien alloys. Austin's bit about "what if aliens showed up and they wanted our gold" is inspired.

The bit that gets me is when they describe first date ideas and Austin turns Danielle's cat thing against her and then turns Patrick thing of watching the X-Files as the alien going "Fuck this chaser bullshit."

I just listened to Luke and Ashley LMTYAHS episode 14, the end of act 3, so soon I'm going to listen to the Midnight Crew intermission be explained like three times in a row and still not understand it at all.

"I do like that Bro identifies himself on his copy of the game as 'Bro.'"
"I've been listening to the older episodes, man, Dave really just is Mike Blais." "He really is just Mike Blais." See this is why I have to listen to all of these, to understand these kinds of references.
"Is Jade a libertarian?" "Shit, I thought John was a libertarian." how dare you suggest that either of them are libertarians
"Is this an Ayn Rand novel? It's long enough." god damnit
"It might come as a surprise to you, as the host of a podcast about a webcomic, I'm not especially physically fit."
"It may just be because I see a lot of Rose in me, that I'm like no, she's gay." I mean she's right.
"This has been Shippin' Talk With Luke."
"You've been promised lesbians, you'll get lesbians." The next thing they read is a pesterlog between Rose and Kanaya, this is amazing foreshadowing.
fuck, Luke's Kanaya voice is incredible
"When do things ever come back in this comic, really?"
"We're in sync, Ashley!" "Oh noooooooo!" "You've been homestuck!"
Ashley's Tavros voice is really good too, they're nailing these voices.
"Two, Dave is now obviously Jewish." That's a good point, I'm definitely considering that canon from now on.
"See, he might be a horrible murderer, but he's a reasonable man."
"Good gravy, Ashley, a lot of things just happened!"
"The gray body paint economy just tanked when Homestuck ended." "Oh, I'm sure. Like, somewhere in a factory they were like, boys, it's been an honor serving with you."
"And we're gonna get to take a nice long break from thinking about any of these questions while we enjoy the murder adventures of a bunch of weird chess people on a weird different world, that doesn't seem to have anything to do with anything we've seen so far."

Important podcast news:
It's weeks later, and I'm still laughing whenever I think about the Waypoint episode about alien alloys. Austin's bit about "what if aliens showed up and they wanted our gold" is inspired.