Technically,
by weight and/or size, Rosmah is arguably big enough to be designated
an "area" kan? Not a State or a Territory...just an area! And with this Act Najib can declare any pubic area a "no go" or "security area".....

......err
I mean public area! I know lah that there are "pubic areas" on Rosmah (shaved or not is for her and Najib to know and for us to find out!). I are NOT talking about those areas! Please lah don't put words in my
mouth! Jangan buat kachau for me. I am staying clear of Rosmah's pubic
area! I
am told, by reliable sources, that Najib too keeps clear of that
areas.....even on Friday sunat nights....but that is another story to
tell.

Back to the issue at hand...

Can Najib declare Rosmah a "security area?" Put this tape around her to keep people out and keep her in: At least this act is doing something good!