12/10/16 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

The problem with posting about one pawg is that you end up finding more pawgs in the process, and then the next thing you know you’re trapped, spiraling down into the depths of Tumblr hashtags, drowning in a sea of ass-related-Instagrams… Actually that doesn’t sound like much of a problem at all. Long live the interweb.

So, today we introduce you to yet another phat ass white girl; one that simply goes by the name, Amazin Amie. Like me, you may have seen photos of Amie around the web, but you didn’t know much about her, so here are the 12 things you need to know about Amazin Amie:

1 – We might as well start with the name, because it’s about as “out there” as every other aspect of this bootyful blonde. According to this interview she got her nickname during her first modeling job for Azure, because when she tried on a the different outfits she’d wear for her first shoot, the guys she was shooting for said that “she looked amazin’”… apparently it was enough to stick.

You know what? That is kind of amazing.

2 – She was born and raised in Newport News, Virginia, and now lives in sunny Miami, Florida

From da hood, to da beach… Ok I’ll stop talking like that.

3 – Her measurements are 36C-27-42, which is a whole lot of ass awesome.

4 – At first glance I thought that Amie was a mix of either Hispanic or Asian descent, but she professes to be predominantly German with Native American and Irish mixed in.

How do you say “Baby got back” in German?

4 – She’s a Sagittarius, which means… I have no idea what it means, just read this.

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