What About E-Socialization?

For Better or Worse Websites Like MySpace
and YouTube Are Changing The Image of Homeschooling

By Diane Flynn Keith

Just a decade ago, homeschooling was hallowed. Pioneers who forged the modern
homeschool movement worked hard to project the image of homeschooling as the
cradle of autonomy, family values, and educational freedom that resulted in
academic and life success. They wanted homeschooling to be taken seriously and
so they treated it seriously. They sought to gain acceptance and respect for the
homeschooling movement from the mainstream population.

"On YouTube alone, there are thousands of video results for "homeschooling"
— not all of which are intended for Comedy Central."

Back in the day, the homeschool community did not make fun of themselves in
public forums. In fact, they didn't have much of a public sense of humor at
all — which is completely understandable in a climate of bias, prejudice,
and government harassment. Things have changed.

Homeschooling has grown to over 2,000,000 strong in the United States. It's not
just our expanding numbers that have changed. The confluence of the modern homeschool
movement with the Internet boom of the past decade has produced a social networking
generation that does not view homeschooling as sacrosanct. Want proof? Head over to
the social networking site called MySpace or the video sharing website called YouTube.
You'll be amazed at what comes up when you enter "homeschooling" in the
search engines of these sites.

For example, on YouTube a teenage homeschooler named Leaf Coneybear explains his
"cricketlum" (curriculum) to viewers in a series of videos. He makes hand
turkeys, writes a song on a poorly played harmonica, and lulls himself to sleep by
swinging a crystal back and forth in front of his own face in his daily "Power
Crystal Magic Class." Leaf engages in after-homeschool activities too, such
as playing on his one-man Frisbee team and working on an entrepreneurial venture
making capes for kitty cats.

Once you get over the shock of watching Leaf's videos, it begins to dawn on you
that this is not for real. It is all meant to be very funny — a joke
perpetrated on YouTube viewers by actor-comedian Jesse Tyler Ferguson. It's a
satire on unschooling - and it's done with the insight of someone who has either
lived it or witnessed it.

I posted the link to one of Leaf's videos on a homeschool discussion
list. There was an even split between those who thought it was funny and those who
didn't. I have mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I do see the over-the-top humor
in it. On the other, I see the risk of "normals" (people who don't homeschool)
taking it completely out of context and thinking it is for real. Unschooling is a
difficult enough concept for normals to understand without Leaf being mistaken for
a spokesperson.

If you visit YouTube you'll discover many efforts at humor about homeschoolers
— much of it by homeschoolers representing every philosophy and methodology.
Of course, some of it is by comedian wanna-bes. There are videos that are genuinely
funny, and some that are as lame as can be (embarrassing, really). In my opinion,
here are two examples of the latter:

The description of this video on YouTube says, "Patrick Henry College is the
place to court! Tips on campus courtship and picking up the best knitters." For
those that don't know, Patrick Henry College has a large homeschooled student body.
Its mission is "to prepare Christian men and women who will lead our nation and
shape our culture with timeless biblical values and fidelity to the spirit of the
American founding." This video is a satire. Watch it (if you dare) — but
don't plan on big yucks.

A Day In The Life of a Homeschool Student

(Note: This video is no longer available to watch on YouTube.)

Unfortunately for the purpose of this article, the video referenced above is no longer
available to watch on YouTube. However, it's worth noting anyway. The homeschooler who
created it admitted, "This is a joke! I was homeschooled all the way
through and love home schooling!" The video was an attempt at comedic
satire.

She portrayed a teenage unschool student having a "typical day." The video
filmed her as she got out of bed in the morning, didn't get dressed, and then watched
reruns on TV — dutifully taking class notes on "I Love Lucy." Viewers
could watch her put on make-up and paint her fingernails as a sign flashed across the
screen that said, "Homeschool students are self-motivated." Another sign
announced, "Homeschoolers learn at their own pace," as you watched her play
video games. Another placard read, "Homeschool students get one-on-one attention,"
illustrated by a clip of the girl and her mom playing a game of Yahtzee.

[Note: A copy-cat video
has surfaced at YouTube. It's not as effective, but it will give you a rough idea of
what the original video was like.]

"YouTube is a no-holds-barred forum and people from all over the globe rate,
praise or condemn the videos and their homeschool content (often accompanied with
an assortment of potty-mouth expletives)."

Viewers of the now defunct video, posted 17 pages of commentary about it. In spite of
the fact that the young woman who made the video freely admitted it was a joke —
it was obvious as you read the posts, that many people who watched it didn't bother to
read her disclaimer. And therein lies the problem. Some people don't "get"
the joke. Those that do, sometimes create new problems with their remarks. Others
resent the joke. Here's a sampling of the comments that were taken from the website,
prior to the video being removed:

"I am a homeschool grad. And this was TOTALLY my life for so long. Thanks for sharing!"

"I'm all for homeschooling if you actually educate yourself. I homeschool my children and love it. I constantly see families that teach their kids NOTHING."

"Loved the video! I was homeschooled all my life and didn't enjoy it. It's not for everyone."

"I know you did this as a joke. However this is what so many people already think homeschooling is all about and this just confirms their suspicions. I don't think homeschooling will be legal in America forever, we need to be careful to be diligent and hard workers - twice as much as the most motivated public school children."

"...As a homeschool mom, I loved it. Don't worry about all those other comments like, 'Golly, what if people think we really goof off like that....' OH BROTHER!! IF it's not obvious that you were JOKING and being FUNNY, then we really should all quit homeschooling, b/c we must not have brains."

"You know, ... even jokes like this don't help what people outside of homeschooling think of it. We're already having a hard time with the public school system especially cyber schools. They're trying to wipe us off the map in our state! Though some of you guys found this funny, things like this are just another push to give homeschooling a bad reputation."

"I'm homeschooled and it isn't all that great. Yeah, I get to sleep in, but I have no friends at all, and I'm 15. Main reason I don't have any friends is because both my parents work and there is only one car, and plus they don't let me go anywhere without them, so I have no way to socialize with other people my age. I'd much rather be going to public school."

"I unschool my son and OMG I LOVED that video! It is so true! Congrats on making it, and making it realistic."

This music video features a homeschool family with nine children going about
their day. A catchy song to the tune of the theme from "The Adams Family"
accompanies the video. Here are some of the lyrics:

Some people say we're goofy
Mysterious and spooky
Our neighbors think we're kooky
A homeschool family

We drive a white conversion
We learn about the Persians
Our six year old's a surgeon
A homeschool family

I found this video to be a delight to watch — and it's fun to sing along.
However, the depiction of the family in the video reinforces the homeschool stereotype.
The video is one of the first to pop up when you search for "homeschooling"
on YouTube and that means it's being watched by lots of people. Is that good, bad, or
indifferent?

The description that accompanies this rap music video explains, "This video I
made to an original song by E-rod and his friend Mike for a Young Life Camp they were
a part of. They play two homeschooled brothers named Melvin and Melvin as they tell
their life story." This is a well-shot amateur video. It's a spoof on rap music
videos with clever lyrics that include:

You public school kids ain't got nothin' on me
I've been reading the Wall Street Journal ever since I was 3

My SAT scores are out of sight
I got chromed-out wheels on my mountain bike

My mom is the teacher, my ride, and my cook
My nose is buried in a Star Wars book

Even though the piece is well-crafted, it is often misunderstood judging from the
comments by the viewers. Unfortunately, you have to wade through some foul language
to read the posts expressing opinions about the video and whether or not this type
of humor is helpful to homeschooling in the long run.

On YouTube alone, there are thousands of video results for "homeschooling" —
not all of which are intended for Comedy Central. You can watch video clips of Mike
Huckabee and Ron Paul talking about homeschooling. Watch precocious homeschooled children
of all ages demonstrate their academic prowess as they give a speech, practice their
multiplication tables, play the violin, or make crafts. Get tips from homeschool moms
on how to choose curriculum. Learn about different homeschool methodologies. Watch a
former homeschooler talk about his zits (yuck!) and his homeschooling experience through
10th grade.

As demonstrated above, what is more telling than the videos are the comments that viewers
post about them. YouTube is a no-holds-barred forum and people from all over the globe rate,
praise or condemn the videos and their homeschool content (often accompanied with an
assortment of potty-mouth expletives).

As confirmed at these websites, homeschooling is part of mainstream culture now and we
are no longer "off limits" as a target for humor or satire. Not only that,
the curtain has been pulled back as these sites (often with our help) fully expose who
we are — the good, the bad, and the ugly.

For years, we rarely heard comments from homeschoolers who didn't like homeschooling. Now,
thanks to social networking sites, homeschoolers can and do post their "secret"
thoughts. Online you'll find profiles of people who hated homeschooling or felt their
lives were somehow negatively altered by it. For example, check out:

While the vast majority of answers were positive, one female poster identified the cons
of homeschooling this way (edited slightly and translated from the original text message
speak):

Troubles that come with being homeschooled:

It's getting a little old hearing the question "Just what do you do all day?" Like I don't do anything!

You find those who don't know how to talk to you cause you're homeschooled. Or they shun you just because you're homeschooled. (I don't know what it is, maybe they have nothing to associate me with?)

NO GUYS!! I took drivers ed once in public school. (Ooh, so fun - the stares, the faces, the clicky chicks, and the shunning. Never-the-less it was sorta fun. Best thing out of it, this guy asked me out.)

I really, really want to find some homeschoolers in my area to hang out with. But alas, woe. Have no luck yet.

Get treated like you're diseased or something.

This post certainly supports the stereotypical complaint of a lack of socialization
opportunities for homeschoolers — and especially teens. I can't help but wonder,
do public pronouncements such as these on websites with heavy traffic help or hinder
homeschooling?

MySpace offers video sharing too and I got a couple hundred hits on a search result for
"homeschool" that included this:

The description for this video says, "This is what happens when you leave
6 kids unattended to do their school work." If watching a bunch of kids
bickering floats your boat — enjoy! I can't imagine why a family would
post this on a public forum as an example of homeschooling. Perhaps they posted
it as a deterrent?

Occasionally, videographers at MySpace categorize their videos as the following
one clearly says, "Comedy and Humor." Watch it and decide for yourself:

I also found videos of homeschoolers reading a book (yawn), doing school work (zzz...),
or dissecting a frog (ewwww). Why would anyone think this was in the public interest
to view? I guess everyone wants 15 minutes of fame. These absurd videos deserve the
critical commentary that MySpace viewers lavish upon them.

By the way, it's not just the social networking sites like MySpace where people post
comments about homeschooling. For example, on WikiAnswers, the collaborative question
and answer site where people from all walks of life share their knowledge, this question
was posed:

Most of the posters at this site provided some balance in their comments, however, they
all included negatives that reinforce stereotypes about homeschooling. Read them and weep:

"Most homeschoolers are active in their community and receive, at minimum, adequate and balanced socialization. I, however, did not. We lived in a rural area and my 'studies' were conducted in almost total isolation from the community. I'm living proof that, while we may not be the norm, such homeschoolers do exist....I suffer from moderate to severe social anxiety and am particularly awkward around my peers. Although I've made a few friends at college, I find it difficult to make new friends. I sometimes feel like a foreigner who doesn't know the culture because I didn't listen to the same music and I never played sports or had a prom or graduation ceremony, etc."

"I disliked it because I feel like I missed a bunch of stuff in school. I didn't have class discussion time at my house. I remember more of what I hear and observe than of what I read so I felt like I was not as smart as everyone else. I did not have discipline so I was behind for most of the year. I felt like my parents couldn't have been as hard on me as my college teachers are going to be. I mean, they were my parents. What parent flunks their kid? I wouldn't go back and change it, but sometimes I wonder, if I had the choice to go to public school or homeschooling, which one would I like better?"

"I was homeschooled for eight years. I hated it. It made me feel like a true outsider, even compared to other homeschool kids...My parents were not disciplined at all. My mom had four of us, and as a result my older brother and I didn't get any formal education once the younger two came around. I remember feeling trapped as a kid, my home life was in turmoil and I had no escape from it....Yes, there were some good things about it. I learned to think outside the box, and to question authority (this didn't help me in high school very much). ...Parents that want to help their kids should put them in public school and not forget about them. If my parents had sent any of us into public schools, and still spent time with us, we would have done so much better! ...If there are other 'recovering homeschoolers' out there I'd love to hear from you!"

"I was homeschooled my entire life and hated every moment of it. I was a true outsider in every respect and I still feel like one. From trying to get a job with my "fake" diploma, to explaining to everyone I meet why I didn't have a prom, or play sports or have a homeroom teacher, only makes me feel different, or left out. It is truly a travesty that uneducated parents can make these important decisions on behalf of their children. Homeschooling should be illegal."

Did you have any idea that there were former homeschoolers who felt this way? I knew
there had to be some unhappy homeschoolers out there — but it's a little discomforting
that technology enables the messages in these public e-diaries to be broadcast far and wide.

If you look at the comments of those who say they hated homeschooling or regret having been
homeschooled, you'll see that what they attribute to "homeschooling" as the cause
of unhappiness or some lack of skill could easily be explained by other factors such as
parenting practices, environment, lack of opportunity, individual temperament, etc. I wonder
if readers who stumble upon these posts will consider that, or if they will simply file it
into their "Yup, typical homeschooler" thought bucket. And if so, doesn't it make
changing preconceived notions about homeschooling that much more difficult? How will
homeschooling ever get a fair shake when stereotypes are virally reinforced?

While MySpace is full of blogs about how attending public or private school "sucks"
— when even a few young people say the same thing about homeschooling it carries a whole
different weight and meaning. Homeschooling still has enemies. We do not have unconditional
public approval or government support. Nationwide, our numbers only represent about 2-3% of
the total school-going population. That's hardly critical mass. Frankly, I think this public
display of affliction could be used against us.

That said, disgruntled homeschoolers might be the least of our worries. Our own children are
engaged in e-socialization on MySpace. That's notable and alarming all at once. While many
homeschoolers use MySpace appropriately, there are MySpace pages where homeschoolers boldly
proclaim all of their teenage angst and homeschool foibles.

MySpace is a place where kids can play-act at being grown up and provocative — perhaps
without even realizing it. Case in point:

Although it doesn't sound like it, this is a benign, inactive homeschool discussion group
that consisted of about 60 perfectly innocent homeschool members who ranged in age from
16-20. While the group is inactive, it's still "live" for anyone to see. The
pictures of some members project maturity beyond their years. That coupled with the name
"Homeschool Hotties" implies something you'd find on the pages of Playboy or
worse. Don't you wonder what these kids were thinking? Homeschoolers gone wild.

Hopefully, every homeschool parent talks to their kids about safe Internet practices to avoid
predators. Explain to your kids that MySpace is a misnomer — it's not their space at
all. It's a public forum and blogging or posting messages is NOT a private communication.
What they post can be used against them for years to come.

Employers and insurance companies scan MySpace pages regularly to see if job applicants and
potential customers engage in risky behavior. This method of tracking should not be taken
lightly. It may feel like an invasion of privacy — but get a clue, you're posting on
a public forum!

Your homeschoolers need to know that MySpace is a word IED that can explode at any time
— resulting in bad news for them and bad press for homeschooling.

Back to the videos posted at MySpace and YouTube, it would be helpful if parents would curb
their enthusiasm for junior's comedy career at the expense of homeschooling. And everyone
with a digital camera needs to know that just because you film every aspect of your homeschool
life — it doesn't necessarily mean you should post it on YouTube. Please, exercise some
restraint.

For the MySpace generation homeschooling is a defacto educational option — and there
doesn't seem to be any thought that it should be protected or kept holy. That's NEW. We
haven't seen this attitude before. If this is a trend, and I believe it is, then we need
to be aware of it so we can prepare to counter the criticism that this audacious new dawn
in homeschooling may bring.