'Martina's Broadway Cabaret: Another Totally F*cked Christmas'

Best leave Grandma at home for this holiday show. Drag performer Martina Marraccino's annual song-and-dance show offers a respite to the saccharine and stressful sides of the holidays with a heaping scoop of glitter and generous amounts of camp. The variety show combines Christmas carols with a Broadway twist, political satire, off-color humor and over-the-top costumes, and no subject is sacred. It promises to make you be thankful your Christmas wasn't so bad -- or at least remind you that you're not alone in your holiday misery. (7 p.m. Sat. & 8:30 p.m. Sun. $12-$15. Bryant-Lake Bowl, 810 W. Lake St., Mpls. 612-825-8949 or www.bryantlakebowl.com.) JAHNA PELOQUIN