Tiger Woods Linked to... Jessica Simpson?

Sources say the golfer flirted with Tony Romo's ex, and Elin will leave

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Today’s bizarre Tiger Woods rumor: The golfer was also involved with—wait for it—Jessica Simpson. It seems the two met days before Simpson and Tony Romo split, when Romo partnered with Woods at a golf tournament. “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star, and the two reportedly exchanged phone numbers and email addresses. Also in the rumor—for now—department, sources tell People that Elin Nordegren will divorce her hubby.

"She plans to leave Tiger," one source says; another adds, "She's made up her mind. There's nothing to think about: He's never going to change."

Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson are shown on the cover of Star.
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Jessica Simpson, Tiger Woods, and Tony Romo pose for photos after opening ceremonies for the AT&T National golf tournament at Congressional Country Club, July 1, 2009, in Bethesda, Md.
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In this June 11, 2009, file photo, Elin Nordegren talks to her husband, Tiger Woods during Game 4 of the NBA basketball finals in Orlando, Fla.
(AP Photo/David J. Phillip, File)

Dame she has had as many men as he has had woman...they are made for each other!

theobserver

Dec 17, 2009 8:33 AM CST

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

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