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The Hardest Thing About Being A Male Porn Star

You might think being a male porn star is easy. Have sex for a living? That’s a piece of cake.

So, what can some of the biggest woodsmen in the porn business teach us about work?

As it turns out, guys who get it up for a paycheck have something to offer when it comes to career advice.

I heard from seven of Porn Valley’s biggest studs via email and got the secrets to becoming a successful working stiff.

TIP #1: Get your coworkers to like you.

In the porn business, it’s doubly important your coworkers like you.

According to Brandon Iron, star of “Perverted Planet 7″ and director of “Sex Crazed,” getting along with your costars is the key to getting ahead in porn.

“The hardest thing about being a male porn star is convincing your female co-workers that you are an interesting, well-rounded, fun guy who they might consider dating in a parallel universe after a few drinks,” Iron says.

TIP #2: Don’t confuse the professional with the personal.

For male porn stars, the line between professional and personal can get blurry. If you think keeping the professional professional and the personal personal is tricky in your line of work, you should talk to a male porn star, who may have a wife waiting at home for him to finish his latest scene with another woman.

Jeremy Steele, star of “Naughty Neighbors” and “M.I.L.F. Money,” says the hardest thing is what happens when he’s not working.

“[The hardest thing is] having a relationship with a significant other,” Steele says. “The first time I told a girl I was in porn she disconnected her phone number the same night, and I never saw or heard from her again.”

Not only that, changing career tracks can be tricky, especially if you leave the adult business and try to reinvent yourself.

“The second hardest thing is having a post-porn career that doesn’t make you ‘infamous’ if or when it is discovered that you were a sex worker on film/video,” Steele reports. “You can lose a job or not find one if you’re too well known for having been a whore on camera, in spite of it being legal.”

TIP #3: Be cognizant of how others perceive you.

Whether you’re a twentysomething or fiftysomething, your age can impact how management perceives your abilities. Are you too young to be getting the salary you’re negotiating for? Or are you perceived as too old to be promotable?

Dave Cummings may be the oldest working porn star on the planet. At 72, he’s appeared in “The Sopornos 2″ and directs his own series, “Sugar Daddy.”

On the one hand, Cummings owns a niche market. On the other hand, his age can be an impediment.

Sometimes, Cumming says, he worries his coworkers would “prefer working with a younger guy than me.”

TIP #4: Rise to the occasion.

Seymore Butts has had in his own Showtime reality series, “Family Business,” and he’s directed and starred in adult movies for years.

According to Butts, it’s not the porn starlet, the director, the producer, the cameraman, or the production assistant who has the toughest job in porn. It’s the guy who has to get wood — or else.

Butts opines:

The most difficult part about being a male porn star is the hard-on. They have to get it up and off on cue essentially and all the while in between maintain [it] for two to three hours. This must be done under the most difficult of circumstances, including not being attracted to their female co-star, having sex in the most uncomfortable settings, i.e. on hard surfaces, cold/hot weather, etc., and/or having to stop frequently for direction or shot setups. They have to be in great shape in order to perform. It all adds up to being the most difficult job in porn, in my opinion.

TIP #5: Successful negotiations are key.

You may have seen Richard Mann in “Freaknic 2″ and “Big Mann on Campus,” but Mann says he and his brethren are getting stiffed when it comes to getting paid what they should.

“I’d say dealing with the fact that you don’t get any royalties” is the hardest thing about his job, Mann says. “When you shoot, they pay you once, and that’s it.”

Will male porn stars unionize? Unlikely.

TIP #6: It’s all about confidence.

Zak Smith is an artist, author, and male porn star. With his unique resume, he’s found porn is a tricky industry because it breeds insecurity.

“Everything that happens [on a porn set] affects whether people will want to sleep with you,” Smith says. “The stakes could not possibly be higher. Every other thing — including things that might lead to losing the job — are just subthings of that thing.”

TIP #7: Perspective, perspective, perspective.

Arguably the most famous male porn star of the moment, James Deen’s work can be seen in “This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX,” “Simpsons: The XXX Parody,” and “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.”

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I found this article surprisingly…dull. I say surprising because first of all, your writing is usually very engaging even about topics I don’t care about; and secondly because it was about sex. Yet, I didn’t find it that interesting.

The last paragraph was good. It had a bit of that Breslin style I’m used to. The rest was just quotes from a bunch of man-whores with a few easy sex jokes mixed in.

Anyway, I’ve noticed you seem to have a strong interest in this particular industry, and it’d be much more fascinating to me to read about what drives you, as a person, to have such a strong interest in adult entertainment.