Guus Hiddink is not an entertainer, claims Guus Hiddink

New Chelsea temporary-but-probably-permanent manager Guus Hiddink warned the Blues supporters that he will not be entertaining them. The Dutchman took a swipe at Jose Mourinho so thinly-veiled that the veil was almost invisible to the naked eye. “I am not here to entertain,” he said via his ventriloquist’s dummy.
“I am here to give the entertainment through the team. We hope to make a very good end to the season and we need your support of course. Thank you very much,” he added before removing his top-hat and performing a brief tap dance.

For his encore, Guus took an open training session in front of 6,000 fans (very continental, I’m sure you’ll agree).

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