Yet another reason to keep your dick in your pants has surfaced via a new twelve-minute short film, and we have every second of it here for your … ummm … enjoyment?

Director Rory Lowe’s short film The Midge is playing as part of the I’ve Seen Films – International Film Festival. Hit up the link below the flick after you’ve watched for even more bits of indie primed mental floss.

Thanks to DC reader Avery for the heads up!

SynopsisA sexually inexperienced country boy is lured into the woods by the girl of his dreams… and nightmares. But it is not her he should be scared of.