4. The food is fattening

Gosh, the food there will ruin all your efforts to keep slim. It is delicious and awesome restaurant can be spotted at every corner, and all the pierogi can make you so… happy…

5. Kazimierz is so spooky

This is Alchemia bar – isn’t it a little spooky?
(source: weekend.gazeta.pl)

Everyone says that the former Jewish District is so special. And it is, don’t get me wrong. But! Did you know how spooky it is? All those weird cafes and bars can make you feel like you are in a different era.

And there is no quiet moment there – the party goes on and on and on.

6. Bugle call disturbs you every hour!

Bugle call is sooo annoying

You are walking around Main Market Square and literally every hour you have to look up the St. Mary’s Church tower because of the bugle call. Your neck can hurt after a while! It’s so uncomfortable!

7. Your legs will hurt after all this walking

Sure, you want to have a picture of everything but walking that much is so tiring

I mean, how much can you walk? It’s tiring!

8. It’s loud all the time

Musicians are everywhere!
(source: curiouselines.com)

All those street musicians and concerts – they just never stop! I guess it’s beautiful and it creates an awesome atmosphere but people want some silence for the love of God! Right?

9. Salt Mine is too…low

Boooring

Everyone is so excited to visit Wieliczka Salt Mine. C’mon – it’s just a fabulous underground labyrinth of corridors and chambers, decorated with chandeliers and sculptures all made out of salt. So nothing special there! And it’s too cold there.