The World According to Super Newb

Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

The World According to Super Newb:

Super Newb on the Jets Players:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

if each player on the Jets was an animal, what would each one be? i think erik coleman sort of looks like a kitty lol and herm wold be a dog becasue hes always chasing the bus lmao

Originally Posted by Super Newb

nooooo i dont

I think Curtis Martin would be a mule because hes a hard worker and becasue he cant have babies

Originally Posted by Super Newb

ZOMG TIIS he is liek a kangaroo combined with a cheetah with magnets for hands

Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

my most painful jets moment was when i was wacthing a game and iwas on my moms tredmill and they scored and i was jumping up and down lol but i was on the treadmill so i fell and hit my head

Super Newb on Ty Law:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i think ty laws gonna be really good and i hope he picks off brady every time we play them

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i think ty laws gonna pick off byron sandwich TWICE

Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

chrebet is like my hero hes like my favorite jet becasue hes small but he still does good and he dosent give up his dreams even though hes old too

Super Newb on Tom Brady:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i hope tom brady trips and hits his face lmao

Super Newb on John Abraham:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

thats a real good post u added a lot

abe better sign or im gonna be mad and send an angry letter to his mom

Super Newb on Rocky 6:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

OMG LMAO if slyevster stalonne beat up LLL cool j that would be MOST EXCELENT!!!!!!!111

Super Newb on Chad Pennington:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

OMG IF I HAD a chad penninton doll i would never leave its side

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i think his arm is 94.457272568% now

Originally Posted by Super Newb

youve hated him since the begining of 2001? thats DUMB

Super Newb on Soup:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

kurt warner didnt have a syndrome lol he had the campbells chunky noodle soup CURSE

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i love soup

Super Newb on Jets Insider:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i know LOLz i love this site it's the best!!!!!!!111

Originally Posted by Super Newb

OMG i was sooooo scared i thought we lost it but now its back and im happy

Originally Posted by Super Newb

omglol theirs like a 100 people in this thraed

Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i think herm didnt want the fiedl goal wads because he didnt want andy reid to be sad because when hes sad he eats a lot

Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

THREE WORDS!!!1:

IF LUO GERRIG WAS A LINEBAKCER

Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

tHat sUcks bEcause i rEally wAnted tHem iN qUeens

Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

LoLz he probalby picked bufffallo because he lieks theyre WINGS!!!

Originally Posted by Super Newb

Jetz - ELEVENTY BILLION
Billz - NEGATIVE 1

Originally Posted by Super Newb

we should go to sam adasm hosue and EAT HIS CHILDREN

Originally Posted by Super Newb

mAYBE hE'LL (Drew Bledsoe) gET iNTO tHE hALL oF fAME oF gETTING sACKED!!!!!!!!1111111

i heard theres a new rule that the qb has to chug a beer for every first down

Super Newb on Jetman73:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

Jetman73 YOUR PATHETIC BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Super Newb on Woody Johnson:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

woody is a SACK OF POOPY

Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"

Originally Posted by Super Newb

OMG their all going to hell

Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

aresnall1198 - i leik lotz of numbres and letters in mY name!!!!!

Super Newb on Halloween:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

im gunna dress as a HUGE bar of soap and than run up to poeple and scrub them lol

Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i dun now wear hell be but HELL ALWAYS BE MY HERO!!!!!!!1

Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"

Originally Posted by Super Newb

kerry rhodes and rondey harrison arent numbers silly!

Super Newb writes a limerick:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

there onve was a jet named curtis
in 2005 he hurt his
knee and this was bad
it made me sad
i wish i had 55 dolers

Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

id be scared that he would climb out of the tv and step on my face

Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

No Wait We Baet The Pats In Green Pnats

Super Newb on God:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

yeah god has more improtant things to worry about like the straving african babies

Super Newb on the 2007 Season:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

HAY GUYS

I KNOW YOU ALL R SAD N STUF

BUT

DONT GIVE UP
WELL COME BACK AND WIN TEH SUPER BOWL

I <3 U ALL

Super Newb on being made a moderator:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

lol make me mode

Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

yes because jesus would want me to and its for his birthdya

Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"

Originally Posted by Super Newb

lol no1 thats who!

Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

i cant watch anymore since my mom cauhgt us wrestlnig in are underwere

Super Newb on Bill Parcells:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

mayeb the jets will hire him to be there grandpa

Super Newb on bad links:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

wut the heck is 404

Super Newb's favorite websites:

Originally Posted by Super Newb

10. nypost.com when i want to read the news and feel smart
9. ebaumswrold has alot of funny stuff
8. google cause i can use it for anything
7. askjeeves cause hes like having a butler
6. wikipedia for doing homewrok
5. imdb for talkin about movies n stuff
4. aintitcool for cool news
3. youtube for the funny videos
2. myspace cause my freinds are their
1. JETSINSDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... Super Newb

Clearly I had a little too much free time on my hands today, and I was given the marvelous suggestion by another poster to put together a best of compilation for JI's most lovable poster. So now I proudly present to you:

The World According to Super Newb:

Super Newb on the Jets Players:

Super Newb on his most painful Jets memory:

Super Newb on Ty Law:

Super Newb on Wayne Chrebet:

Super Newb on Tom Brady:

Super Newb on John Abraham:

Super Newb on Rocky 6:

Super Newb on Chad Pennington:

Super Newb on Soup:

Super Newb on Jets Insider:

Super Newb on Herman Edward's clock management:

Super Newb on Jonathan Vilma:

Super Newb on the Jets new stadium:

Super Newb on the Buffalo Bills:

Super Newb on JacktheRipper:

Super Newb on new NFL rules:

Super Newb on Jetman73:

Super Newb on Woody Johnson:

Super Newb on Vikings "Sex Boat"

Super Newb imitating arsenal1189:

Super Newb on Halloween:

Super Newb on Brooks Bollinger:

Super Newb responding to "Kerry Rhodes > Rodney Harrison"

Super Newb writes a limerick:

Super Newb on Albert Haynesworth:

Super Newb on getting rid of the green pants:

Super Newb on God:

Super Newb on the 2007 Season:

Super Newb on being made a moderator:

Super Newb on being nice for Christmas:

Super Newb on "Who's better than Super Newb?"

Super Newb on Pro Wrestling:

Super Newb on Bill Parcells:

Super Newb on bad links:

Super Newb's favorite websites:

And there you have it, the world according to the one, the only, the genius of JI... Super Newb

And don't ever forget...LoLz i LoVe ThE jEtS

the animal ones are classic.... They are all great supernewb is my hero;