Last year we had the chance to sit down and chat with Notre Dame's Jimmy Clausen, but after a quick start to the 2009 season and some early Heisman hype, we were forced to take a number on our follow-up request.

Fortunately for us, that hype has since died like a flailing, wounded Notre Dame extra point, and we were once again granted a few minutes with the affable future star.

Here's what transpired:

The Sports Hernia: According to our stats here, you've been sacked or knocked down an average of 37 times per game. How much does that suck, and why didn't you turn pro at halftime against Pitt?

Jimmy Clausen: As you know, we always end our huddles with a chant of "Don't touch Jimmy." And I'm always reminding the guys that Jimmy must not go down.But when Sam Young isn't holding, Jimmy isn't standing. Jimmy's not mad at Sam though, because Sam tries to help Jimmyeven though Sam's not very good at helping Jimmy.

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TSH: You didn't answer the question about turning pro. Did Charlie Weis advise you to ignore that topic until the season's over?

JC: Oh, Jimmy's time is coming, but Jimmy really likes surprises, so he can't answer.But that Jimmy's gonna make a fine, fine pro.

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TSH: Speaking of Charlie, what are your thoughts on his play-calling and his embarrassing record against top 25 teams? Additionally, would you mind wiping off his disgusting frozen booger crust?

TSH: Right.Now Jimmy, we know this was a few weeks ago, but what exactly happened at the end of the B.C. game? Do you normally do the shove-and-run when someone's talking smack? And more importantly, did you learn that move on the mean streets of Thousand Oaks, California?

JC: Listen, Jimmy doesn't back down from anybody. Jimmy's tough. But Jimmy's also a winner, and winners know when to walk away. Jimmy walked, because Jimmy won.

Dick Towel? Dick Towel!

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