I suck at relationships but I'm willing to work on not sucking any
more. I want something of substance right now in my life. I don't
believe in monogamy in the sense that im not sure if its always
realistic but im not opposed to testing that theory. Please don't
think this means I'm not open to a relationship I'm still just
figuring out what I want and I feel like I should be upfront with
that. I do believe in finding someone who compliments you. I'd like
to find a companion whose willing to be patient with all my
commitment issues and help me to figure it out. I want to have fun
with someone. Be silly and passionate and comfortable with each
other. I don't know if I'm being unrealistic but I'm not willing to
settle.

Shoot, I'd say I'm part hippy part nerd part indie rock fanatic.
I'm sarcastic yet wanna save the world. I'm awkward yet socially
adept.
I'm a huge Giants fan, love to go see games. I'm weirdly obsessed
with talk radio I listen to knbr or NPR every day.
I love being really silly and laughing. A great sense of Humor and
the ability to laugh at one self are very important to me. I feel
very weird describing myself in a paragraph like this... My friends
say I'm intelligent and fun to be around. I have a huge heart but
I'm really selective about who I let in. I'm very outgoing and
easily can talk with anyone.
I have no trouble meeting guys I just think lately I'm meeting the
wrong guys hence returning here.

I'm a manager at a crazy amazing local pet store. I can honestly
say I love my job and am incredibly proud of the company I work
for. They are what all companies should be. I probably won't shut
up about because I'm so obsessed with my job. I apologize ahead of
time :)

I'm totally crazy about my animals, just putting that out there
lol. My dog eats frozen raw food and comes to work with me and my
cats are also spoiled to death. I'm an animal lover so if you're
not cool with animals you should prob move along.

I also have a second job backstage catering at some local live
music venues in the Bay Area. That job is also amazing. I've been
fortunate to see some amazing shows for free and meet some of my
favorite bands. Sometimes it doesn't seem like real life!

Watching the Giants on tv or at a game (i love the Giants, i spend
way too much time watching games. Shhh dont tell anyone...). I will
rival your sports knowledge like a boss.

Being super pissed that Lena Dunham wrote my show. I seriously love
Girls but Lena Dunham and I are weird life twins and she beat me to
the punch :(

Please don't message me if you feel
a burning desire to send me a dick pic or you think it's cute to
talk about sex in the first minute. While sex is great I'd like to
meet you first and decide if I'm even attracted to you before we
start showing each other body parts or talk about sex.

You're intelligent, maybe a little nerdy, like to have fun and
youre responsible but aren't too serious about life. If you think
"hella" is annoying and would burn any affliction or Ed hardy shirt
that comes your way I'd like that too. If you're a mans man and
spend less time getting ready then me. I also clearly like beards
:) i like interesting sometimes unusual people.

And If you arent looking for a relationship with pressure and
expectations right off the bat, but want something more then
casual. Or if you're looking for something serious but think you
can be patient with someone who is totally neurotic :).

If you're racist, homophobic or sexist go away and don't come back.
Also I'm not afraid to send you a message if I think you're
interesting. Reply or don't. I'm probably too confident in many
regards and I like meeting new people.