“With one whiff of your money, melted down into liquid form, Veronica will do whatever I say. By the way, I melted down a quarter of a million bucks you had lying around in your safe, and you really need a new password. BLOWJOB is too easy to guess.”

“We’re doing a dress rehearsal for “The Island of Dr. Morose!”. DiCaprio is negotiating the title role and Ronnie is playing the lead combat masturbator, “Aloissa Cindy-Lou BOING! Von Leeuwenhoek”. Show him yer trick, Ronnie.”

“Oh, I accidentally gambled away the house in a thumb-wrestling tournament with that Polish family in your cellar. Me and Betty had a contest to find the most ridiculous distraction while I told you! Which reminds me, she stole both your Cadillacs. And as for Veronica’s virginity? Well, I wouldn’t look HERE.