My friend used to work in a hospital, a punk girl came in for an op 'down there'. Her nether regions hair was dyed green and just above she had a tattoo 'keep off the grass'. Due to the op she needed she had to be shaved so my mate wrote under the tat, sorry, the grass needed cutting.

Well, hello, you're right up to the challenge aren't you! They don't look like the waist high cottontails of old...but they are bonds and white...well done! The preparation is complete...now you can go bonkers confidently; in the knowledge that your undies are thick of crotch and as a bonus have new elastic!

3 AM...can't sleep so I decided on a mug of tea and blog reading. Whose do I open first? YOURS! Fortunately there was no tea accident. Hoping all is well. Someone on the receiving end of these undies is going to get a giggle.