A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which ended by saying:
'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye
Grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The

little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to do.'

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers which went like
this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.'

The next day the grandmother died. 'Holy **** ' thought the father,
this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when
the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: 'God bless Mommy and
goodbye Daddy.'

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got
up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat
all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get
by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so
instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally,
midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just
spent the worst day of my life.'

She said, 'You think you had a bad
day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf
pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!

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