I loved Negevs so much, I buy negev's every round and hope for everyone to do the same.
I pray to the Negev lord every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Negev is love” I say, “Negev is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the Negevs.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Him, The NegevLord I was so happy!
He whispers in my ear "This is my Banana."
He grabs me with his Bullet shell hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Negevs.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Negev's. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Master. I need a negev!
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Negev lord looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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