Hello Visitors From Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day!

Right now, The Impulsive Buy is being bombarded by visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day. I just want to welcome those visitors from somewhere unknown Kim Komando’s Cool Site of the Day and hope you enjoy your stay here.

The Impulsive Buy is dedicated to providing humorous quasi-reviews about various consumer goods. Each review goes off on some tangent, but almost always comes back to complete the review. If it didnâ€™t, we wouldnâ€™t be a quasi-review website. Instead we would be some quasi-babbling website.

The Impulsive Buy USUALLY posts two or three reviews a week. About one in every fifty are actually any good.

The staff of The Impulsive Buy are not experts, but they do like to try anything that has any of the following words on the product: new, improved, new and improved, better tasting, reconditioned, less fat, fat-free, best-selling, less calories, reduced for quick sale, limited edition, free toy, 50% off, or now with Olestra.

If you want to take a look at the complete review archive, click here.

At last, a heating system has arrived on the market, here in the Southwest, that is reliable, clean, quick and easy to fit and is being sold at AFFORDABLE PRICES relative to other systems.

Successful for the last two years predominantly in the southwest of England, ELECTROWORM have now launched an informative website to complement the unique personal contact employed in interacting with their customers.

From their Torpoint offices in South East Cornwall, the company trade in heating units which have been successfully used in Germany and Europe generally for over thirty years. The radiators are of a storage nature, but differ in their use in that they are not primarily heated overnight. The novelty lies in their working from the normal ring main circuitry; hence the slogan ‘PLUG IN AND WARM UP!’

The many existing happy Electroworm customers range from homeowners in exposed locations whose houses have never been warm enough in winter, through Residential Homes where the vulnerable elderly residents are now enjoying a new level of contentment. Others include companies…

Hey, “darling”, MARVO is the chief commando around here. if he wanted a review of the Electro-worm or whatever the F it’s called, he’d a done it himself. (altho i suppose we should celebrate that electro-vermin has a “no hard selling policy” … i mean, spamming someone else’s site, that’s no hard sell, right?)
and marv, “1 good review out of 50”? pshaw. your batting average is more like 49 out of 50, baby!

OK Alaska Girl here doesn’t know who Kim Kommando is, but I am always happy to hear that Tom is getting more encouragement to chew on mint flavored condoms and risk indigestion for my entertainment. But remember all you newbies, I liked him before he was cool!

I think my mind is officially jell-o. As of now I have been awake for..108 hours and… a handful of minutes. You’d think I’d have.. at least passed out by now. Nope. I’m tired, but just can’t sleep. I’m sorry for the unrelated spam comment, but.. I’m just gonna use this as my own personal rant real quick. Please forgive me, Marvo.. and.. good work with the.. site thingy.

1. I can’t deal with all this right now. Too much stress, too many set backs. I’m tired and burnt out.
2. I hate doctors. I know, they do good work. But, at this point.. they are near the bottom of my list… And I have to deal with em now more than ever
3. I miss Jessica. What is that I’m ‘too nice’ crap? What kind of reason is that to break up with someone.
4. I’m so burnt out on school that just waking up in the morning to go is so depressing, I barely manage to pull it off.
5. I really, really miss Jessica.
6. I hate looking for a new relationship, but I’m not really all that happy single. Maybe it ain’t too healthy that I’m only really happy if I have someone to share it with, but.. I dunno.

I could go on and on, but.. I really don’t wanna complain anymore than I have. I don’t like to complain. But.. I had to get that out. Er.. thanks. Sorry again for the spam.

hey if you like good wine, get some 100% Grape juice,4 gallons ,add 10 cups sugar, 1 gal h2o boiled with the sugar, 1 gal of cold water , and i pk wine yeast put a baloon over the 6 gallion jar and wait 4 weeks for it to stop bubbling then put back in clean containers and try,

cybele – That had to be the longest comment spam I’ve ever seen. Just rambling on and on…blah, blah, blah. I think “darling” needs an copyeditor.

Jennifer – Um…Who’s Tom? I’m Marvo. Have you been cheating on me with another quasi-product review blog editor named Tom?

Karen – In high school, I was voted “Most Likely to Succeed,” but then there was a voting scandal and there was a new election. I lost to my friend. I didn’t even know I was nominated. Anyway, the moral of this story is, “Popularity fades, like collagen and botox injections.”

Rick – Actually, I thought I “jumped the shark” after the canned pears/Hitler review.

Andy – I’ve got three words for you: Go to sleep. Oh, I’ve got about 150 more words for you . Sometimes in life shit happens and it’s normal to feel sad and depressed. It’s happened to me numerous of times and now that I look back at those times, I realize that all the shitty things that happened to me probably happened for a reason. Let me give you an example. My last girlfriend broke up with me because I was “safe like her dad.” During that same time, I just happened to have quit my job. Two dramatic things happened to me. I was sad and depressed for months. But if those two things didn’t happen, I don’t think I would be where I’m at today. For me, the way I cope with stress is with humor. So through those hard times, I started up The Impulsive Buy. I also met up with an old high school friend of mine who eventually told me about the non-profit organization job I’m at now, which I totally love. So basically, what I’m trying to say is, you can never predict the future and I think that’s one of the great things about life. You never know what will happen tomorrow, next week, or next month. Sure there will be crappy things, but there will also be some fucking great things as well. And I’m sure that there will be some fucking great things happening in your life as well. So now go to bed. 🙂

dick – That’s how they make wine!?! Wow, the instructions look as easy as making crystal meth.

Hey Marvo, you also gave “Just A Geek” a perfect score. And, I think, the Reese’s cookies got one too, with one of my favorite TIB lines…”If these were girl scout cookies, the Thin Mints would totally be their bitch.”

Indeed.. Yea, I’ve had more than my share before this, and in comparison to some of the other stuff I’ve gone through, it isn’t too bad. But still, been very stressed lately with a lot of stuff, and just haven’t been dealing with it all well. And of course.. you are very right about the future. Heh, thanks Marvo.. And yea, I managed to get some sleep last night.. maybe 4-5 hours, but still. Although.. I feel much more tired now than I did with 110+ awake. I think.. after a while ya just forget you are awake, so ya stop caring. Oh well. I got a few classes to sleep in, I’m sure I’ll catch up in no time. Thanks again Marvo.. been spazzing out a bit lately, nice of ya to take it in stride. 🙂

sorry Tom is the name of the guy i was on the phone with when I typed my comments. Of course I know your name is Marvo, it is spelled out in limited edition dark chocolate candy bars over the shrine I have built to your magnificence. seriously.

http://www.komando.com/ is the most poorly-designed website I have ever seen. And why does the domain keep bouncing to an IP? Aren’t they supposed to be a website to show people how to do stuff like this?

Woohoo Marvo, that’s pretty cool you were mentioned on Kims list. I always listen to her on Saturday night n my local talk radio station 104.7….I have 2 kids, I don’t get often anymore.

I always read your site on Fridays…I guess you have replaced my nights of drunken debauchery, I suppose I should thank you for saving me from being a total drunk ass.. now I’m just a “kinda” drunk ass.