Buckingham Palace - (Republican Mess): Prince William has told pals about the first time he was officially told he had less chance of ever becoming King of England than the dodgy one-armed Jihadi known as Abu Hamza.

Sarah Palin's new campaign manager has decided that there is more to what the male voters see than what they hear, or fail to hear, during a presidential campaign. Therefore, Hosni Eastwood has decided that Sarah Palin should run for President of the...

The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain.
This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house.
"I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't th...

WASHINGTON, DC - In his second State of the Coast Guard speech, Admiral Thad Allen, 23rd Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, announced that due to secure communications shortfalls the first National Security Cutter, Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf, would...

London - (Royal Scrounger Mess): Former Guards captain and one time royal equerry Mark Dyer has tested DNA positive in the hunt for Prince Harry's biological father.
Dyer, 42, is currently being probed about his humunguous six figure earnings as a...

In an exclusive interview today with the Spoof, Irish Ghandi and sometime lead singer of U2 Bono O'bono, sensationally claimed to be suffering from the rare religious condition known to priest's and vicar's around the world as Stigmata.
The amazin...

The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...

The dog world was shocked today when a mutt won the Best in Show award at the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club competition in Madison Square Garden. Delbert, an unheralded multi-breed mix, bested over 160 purebreds to snag the award. The announc...

Alfred Nickelback, a soon to be retired driver of the Presidential Limo after nearly 40 years, revealed today the President Bush likes to moon people from behind the tinted glass.
Nickelback says that it started with the Democratic National Head...

After a four day manhunt, police in Suffolk discovered distressed Arthur Hann, 61, of Wickambrook wandering around in a circle in a field. Apparently Mr Hann had left home on Monday lunchtime with his metal detector in order to follow his hobby.

Manchester United's ruddy faced supremo, Sir Alex Ferguson today stunned journalists at United's famous Carrington training ground, by declaring to waiting reporters that he had a major announcement to make regarding his well documented Scott...

New Yorkers panicked when a state senator, citing safety concerns, proposed legislation to ban the use of handheld electronic devices (cellphones, music players, mini computers, etc.) by pedestrians crossing the streets in large cities of the state.

February 21st 2008 will bring a total lunar eclipse; according to a leaked document, astronomers and scientist agree that it may well be a time of great danger for our earth. The last time the moon came that close to earth was 7981 B...

London, England - In conjunction with an international consortium consisting of a Saudi Arabian Prince and a Nigerian open-air storefront market, The Spoof.Com has made welcomed addition to its popular "Spoof Calling Card" family with its new "Spoof...

News has emerged that President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugababy has persecuted so many of the citizens, that there is nobody left. All the residents of the once prosperous South African Nation have disappeared. It is be...

Taylor Swift, American Grammy award-winning singer and songwriter, Academy of Country Music Award winner and lots of other awards to her credit too, has been visited by the ghost of country music legend, Hank Williams who died on New Year's Eve of 19...

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