We all had a good laugh at poor sad Moe, because this was the Sears catalogue we knew:

Not exactly racy.

Except then this popped up on my Facebook sidebar:

Yowza.

Does this mean kids today don’t get why that joke is so funny? I mean sure, Sears still works as a lame substitute for pinups and porno, but the margin got a whole lot thinner between Sears and Victoria Secret.

Sorry, Moe. You’re still sad, but not quite as sad as we assumed you were. Our bad.