re: Another awesome Guy Fieri Article

quote:Hey Asshat any time you want to play TEAM Trivial Purss'uit I will let you have FIVE people aned I am going to rape all of you. As to the "kind" of person I am I have this to say, I have friends from almost 90 nations on thie dirtball, and I am not taking Facebook friends of every color and religious belief systems known to mankind. Let me know when you get past ten. I would have responded earlier but my connection at home died yesterday. As to mine or Gris Gris reputations on this board you might want to pay attention to this fact, the two of us are considered members of a very small number of people in the "best cook" category out of the 7,000 people that usually visit this board, the list is less than 10 members long. So once again as I remarked earlier in this thread, your shite stinks dude. Go back under youor rock.

quote:Hey Asshat any time you want to play TEAM Trivial Purss'uit I will let you have FIVE people aned I am going to rape all of you. As to the "kind" of person I am I have this to say, I have friends from almost 90 nations on thie dirtball, and I am not taking Facebook friends of every color and religious belief systems known to mankind. Let me know when you get past ten. I would have responded earlier but my connection at home died yesterday. As to mine or Gris Gris reputations on this board you might want to pay attention to this fact, the two of us are considered members of a very small number of people in the "best cook" category out of the 7,000 people that usually visit this board, the list is less than 10 members long. So once again as I remarked earlier in this thread, your shite stinks dude. Go back under youor rock

If I were in the mood I could identify at least 6-10 unintentionally funny things in this one "paragraph"

I'll just leave at it now it's very clear why you hold Guy Fieri in such high esteem

CIT, WTH!! That thread had died. I've been on the road yesterday and today, took a wee wee stop and find this.

Leave me out if this politically induced fight. I do not nor have I ever claimed to be one of the best cooks on this board and there are plenty more than 10 great cooks around these parts. I know you had good intentions, but I don't need defending in this thread. I already put a spell out there.

TP,I have many favorites and they change, but my overall favorite ever is the Inn at Little Washington.

Shoutout to our waiter for taking it in stride when I laughed as I said this item in my order. But Guy Fieri doesn’t get a shoutout because this is the standard crap you’d get at any Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag. I only ordered it because of the stupid name and because it came with “donkey sauce.” Whatever “donkey sauce” is, it’s bland. Big Mac special sauce is a step up.

quote:Good food is supposed to make you happy. I ate at Guy’s 12 hours ago and I feel like I need a colonic to get its grub out of me. So I’m not predicting a long run for Guy’s. You’re better off eating at the loading dock.

Oh, and as I mentioned earlier, there were misspellings on the menu, naturally…

I agree with everything Tigerphan says, Bourdain is so much more of an intellectual. I loved the show where he almost passed out after drinking so much absenthe, and the episode where he puked up that pulque (fermented mare's milk) really got my creative juices going.........