Bronson - Wigged out Vietnam vet who rules over the salvage yard with an iron fist, he also carries a knife made from a human femur. Decapitated by a flying canister of CO2.

The Plot:

Sometimes amusing things come in deceptive packages, like this little gem. Who would honestly think a movie about bums drinking contaminated booze and then melting or exploding would be fun? (Besides all you New Jersey people.) Quite a bit of the film actually runs like "As the World Turns Homeless" though, mainly following the adventures of Freddy. He's the good bum, along with Kevin and Burt they are just looking to get by. Bronson is the violent (expletive deleted) causing amazing amounts of hate and discontent. Case in point, one of the bums starts urinating somewhere he probably shouldn't, but it's a junkyard for goodness sake, who cares? Bronson grabs the poor guy's jimmy and lops it off with his knife, then all the freaks start playing hot potato with it. I'll get back to our main attraction, dissolving people! Seems that Ed finds a case of cheap whiskey called Viper in the liquor store basement so he puts it on sale. Drinking cheap booze is never easy on your system, but it usually doesn't turn one's body into goo. Bill, big angry copy that he is, can't figure it out either. Hmmm, let's see - melted body and bottle of Viper, another puddle of slime that was a person with an empty bottle nearby - hmmmmm... ...anyway, maybe Bill just didn't have time to put it all together before Bronson kills him. Of course he was already tired from killing the hitman Mr. Duran sent to ice Fred, why is another story. (I told you it was a homeless soap opera.) There is a bit of gratuitous nudity, unfortunately it either involves Wendy (Who I didn't find very attractive.) or the drunk girl who just finished throwing up. (Oh mama wouldn't I like to get some of that...) The movie doesn't really end, it just sort of stops all the sudden. I'm guessing they were running out of characters to melt.

Things I Learned From This Movie:

Windshield washers travel in packs.

Sixty year old rotgut is lethal.

Fire escapes are condominiums for homeless people.

Watching two grimy people making out is rather nasty.

Coroners like to make sculptures out of desiccated bodies.

Nobody wants to kiss the girl who has been vomiting, having sex with her is another matter though.

It's very wrong to play "Eunuch in the Middle" with a man's severed penis.

Cops throw up on people they don't like.

Sometimes fat guys explode.

Stuff To Watch For:

2 mins - That car didn't have a driver, oh here he is, in the next shot...

3 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!

6 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A NERD!

21 mins - What the heck was all that about?

27 mins - Whoa! The "C" word and it's not "cat."

32 mins - I think you need to go look up the word discrimination Burt, but you're darn convincing for a man with poultry filling his loins.

Not much to say about this movie except if you like Bums drinking an age old booze, then screaming as their insidesstart to melt their outside, and then exploding in 360 degree's every way.When I bought it I was just looking for an different kind ofgorefest, and believe me I found it. I bought this in a barin bin at a off the beaten path store in Ohio. It must have been back in 1989. I think I paid $ 5.99 for it. And Irather enjoyed it!. I just was going through my movies todayand decided to watch it again, I haven't watch it in years.And it still has something different to it than some goremovies today. I don't know what yet but, when I figure it out I will write back.

P.S. If that wasn't the worst of it, I actually found theposter for it. It was last year in a video store that wasgoing out of business in a town about 25 miles away.He hadover 300 posters that he have for free that's right free.He had them in a store room that he forgot about. Sound familar?

I saw this movie once. Then I rented it again so all my friends could see how bad it was. In the words of my friend: THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN!!! Only the "Howling" serie was worser than this pure garbage...seriously. If you're going for this movie, make sure to have a lot ad I mean...A LOT of money to spend on coffee. I won't say more because I know I will say things that are not tolerated if I do.

This is most the plotless, grotesque, and stupidest movie. It had only a few scenes of melting people from drinking viper, I mean, if the liquor was the whole plot of the movie, they should've included more of what it was really about (not that I enjoyed it). But if you don't want to see people melting into toilets, having their penis severed and tossed around, having heads blown off by gas tanks...DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE!!!