Face it BG, the only monkey you could ever hope to handle would be a sock monkey.

You know, now that I think about it, you would have really dug me when I was younger. I would ride my ten speed bike, while wearing a bikini, with my squirrel monkey sitting on my shoulder. He wore a leash, of course.

Other times, it would be my boa constrictor draped around my neck....the monkey didn't like the snake, and vice versa.

I should have joined the circus that one time when it came through town.