Axel Braun Snuck a Thor Porno Under the Radar

This is apparently coming out tomorrow. Yet I can’t find an online trailer for it (there are other Thor pornos, though most use the loophole of a non-Marvel Thor) and there isn’t even a mention of it on Vivid.com’s front page.

I have a theory, though: I think Braun has given up trying to impress casual fans. The guy who used to brag about how his costumes looked better than in the big-budget movies appears to have been reduced to renting Halloween outfits – his excuse with Wolverine was that he wanted to do the classic yellow and blue, but that won’t hold water here. That’s the movie outfit on the cheap – a classic version with big circles would at least have been funny. Plus King James English, like “Dost thou wish to mate with the Odinson?” Just a guess – since there’s NO TRAILER I CAN FIND, thank you Axel – but I’m thinking that won’t be in there.