"Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.

Far from being a mistype, thatís the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacareís national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obamaís tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obamaís message is:

1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

Thatís 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuelís tragically shortened middle finger...."