The Gallery: Fernando Torres

This week's winner is Jamie Watt, who gets a copy of
Running with Fire. Second prize,
True Storey, goes to Marko Wagner. Now send your takes on Owen Hargreaves to
gallery@guardian.co.uk by 12pm on Monday 3 October as a jpeg or gif complete with a CAPTION. Anybody who forgets will have to eat spicy cabbage stew

'What might have been: All Fernando really needed was a friendly arm around the shoulder. Had the Blues erred in dispensing with the services of their former master? Could Fernando Lone Striker rediscover the Form? Or did the Blues need to make a speedy return to the Drogba system?' – We all feel the Force of Jamie Watt's entry

'In the TV show Dragonball Z some characters can gain immense speed, strength and agility when they change to blonde hair. When they return to their natural colour, they lose it all!' – Anthony Salisbury may have too much time on his hands but we like his entry anyway

Phil Brown writes: 'Around the same time Torres lost his mojo, this pop-tart hit the charts. It’s my belief that Fernando Torres is Ke$ha! It would explain his lack of form, trying to juggle two professions on different sides of the Atlantic. Someone check his passport'