Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

FalconFour Posted:

- Being better than you at everything, like never needing to ask some idiotic computer tech to fix my computer, beating you at the hacker challenge (except for a select few that figured out #8 was a mother****ing anagram).

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FalconFour Posted:

Evidently raepdog is too busy fapping to stamps to tell me himself, so I’ll go with 7’s variation on the theme. I don’t buy it, but whatever.

I think I’ve got an envy fetish of sorts. Nothing that actually makes me want to **** these things, but rather just “oh my god that is so awesome”; and awesome -> hot, hot -> spooge. Falcons are easy to rationalize; I wish I were a falcon, simple as that. My innermost desire is none other than that to be a kickbum, carefree bird whose only responsibility in the world is to make lunch out of other birds. I look at a falcon and I just love their slick, beautiful, fluffy body, full of awesome powah and raeg. Legs so skinny yet so strong. There are no fat bastards, there are no skinny camwhores. There’s just perfect.

F-16s, well, they never change either. Hell, they don’t even really move. But they’re sexy as hell. The slick lines, beautiful design, awesome powah. It’s just all so beautiful. Don’t much like seeing a bunch of bull**** hanging off an F-16 either, it really ****s up the beauty. There’s also a big difference in the angle the picture is taken at. There are a couple really great angles, and a good many ****ty angles as well. Pictures from the ground are really ****ty unless they portray how big they really are, and you can see all the little details and make a relation to how big they are and how small you are. But overall, pics from the air are sweet. I also try to avoid “refueling” shots… you can only see a KC-135’s winged-male reproductive organ so many times before you get sick of it. And don’t even get me started on the pilots… Log in to see images!

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Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew oh dang, there goes poor F-16.

“Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see ‘The Pbumion of Christ’ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying.”

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Goatse II Posted:

Hey fabulous persons,

My name is FalconFour, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day pwning pretend-forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any woman's genitals? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pwning inactive groups on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I beat the hacker challenge and I come up with memes that no one ever uses but me. What stuff do you play, other than “jack off to mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to”? I also get a woodie for inanimate objects, and have a banging hot F-16 (I just climbed into her male reproductive organpit; **** was SO cash). You are all fabulous persons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Level 31 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

FalconFour Posted:

Some.

There’s really no definitive source of porn for falcon-lovers (actually, that folder is pretty damn small in comparison…Log in to see images!, but for F-16s, there’s a high resolution smorgasbord at af.mil… if you want male reproductive organ or woman's genitals, all you get is a “free sample” with images.google.com. Especially woman's genitals. It’s so damn hard to find some good stuff through google. All business know that people want woman's genitals, so they charge for it, and make sure it’s hard to get. Plus, there are few chicks that want to put out for free, especially the hot ones. Guys (and gayz) are all too willing to put out, so there’s a plethora of free gay porn.

Falcons and F-16s don’t even need to put out. They just need to be pictured. Log in to see images!

If you think it’s at all hard to find quality porn for free you’re ****ing very special.

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

FalconFour Posted:

Pretty sure that everyone hates me for one of the following reasons:

– Not begging for admission to your ****ty Klan, and creating my own instead without even so much as a “I wonder if I should join a Klan”. This means you were unable to exercise your upper hand and all-around awesomeness by telling me to go **** myself.

– Being better than you at everything, like never needing to ask some idiotic computer tech to fix my computer, beating you at the hacker challenge (except for a select few that figured out #8 was a mother****ing anagram).

– Verbally molesting you, your mom, and your friends, all in one sleek and somewhat well planned out sentence.

– More than half the time, not falling for your ****ty trolls, so you don’t get the lulz of watching me squeal.

– Being able to jack off to pictures of F-16s and falcons, i.e. being able to get my porn at images.google.com, while you get loads of viruses and whacked-up **** on your credit card bill by being obsessed with mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, vagoo, whatever it is that “normal” people fap to.