But enough lusting after women almost legal... here's a joke to brighten the day:

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

Next morning she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything has been so incredible.

"You know," he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

I consider it blasphemy to compare any woman to her holiness Lohan!;-P

FYI - have you guys established your 'lists'[1]?

[1] The 'list' being the list of celebrities its ok to have an affair with (of course, you have no chance whatsoever, but its fun to look up at the wife and say "She is on the list"). Mine includes halle berry, and Catherine Bell (everytime the wife watches JAG I remind her that Catherine Bell (*wipes drool off of chin and shirt*) is ON THE LIST. YOWZAH!!!)... of course, Ms.Lohan will

I don't know whether to laugh at the joke or cry because there goes 20 seconds of my life I can't have back!:P

Try this one, then.

A man goes to Spain to see the bullfights. After his first bullfight, he goes into a local restaurant, where he sees another man being served a steaming plate of huge meatballs served with paella. Looks appetizing, he thinks.

He asks the waiter for the dish the other man is having, but the waiter says, Sorry, señor, that was the last portion for today. But if you come t

Actually, as pointed out on the IMDB forum on her page, breast augmentation scars are usually on the outside, close to the armpit, not the inside. Someone else on that board also mentioned that if she had changed clothes recently, that might have been a bra underwire indentation/irritation.

But it's nice to know that we as the public always want to believe the worst. Because noone's ever had breast implants.

People said the same thing about Britney at about the same age a couple years ago, to which I said - um, she's still GROWING? How about that? Have we compared Lindsey/Britney's tits to their mom's breasts at that age? That would be more of an indicator than phantom scars or breast growth. Growth (both breastular and height) is not unheard of at age 18, people. In fact, I was talking to one Em Emalb who

she'll probably grow up to be pretty, but she just looks too young to do much for me. nothing against people with "young faces" but she looks like a kid in addition to having a young face. well, a kid with a nice body.