I'd like one of these...
They're currently living in the boiler room at work.

I want one of those too!! Why are they living in a boiler room?

Our buildings manager owns their mum, who lives at the school and does odd jobs for her keep, like scaring off mice.
We have a couple of staff who live on site, so they do actually have a proper place to live, but Mum loves the boiler room, so that's where they were born.

It's kind of an odd school to work at. The head teacher has a west highland terrier who comes to work with her a lot...