A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".

See also: chavette

According to HELLO!, Sheryl Tweedy is next in line to the WAG throne, having raised herself in the glamour stakes by surving entirely on a diet of watercress and having twelve indonesian child workers beaten to death over the production of her wedding dress.

An acronym for Wives and Girlfriends coined by the British media during the 2006 World Cup in reference to the their better halves of the England football squad - a group who provided an alternative source of entertainment whilst their HABS (husbands and boyfriends) bored us to death in the group stages.

As acronyms go, WAGS is not bad. It could have been something worse, some sort of rhyming slang.

an embarrassment to the world of women. these air headed sluts believe that the only things that matter in life are they way they look, botox and spending their husband's/boyfriend's money. GET A REAL JOB!!!

those wags think they're it. just look at coleen whatever shes called- she's only with Rooney for his cash- she thinks he looks like a chimp, like the rest of us do, but if he's got money, she wont let go. simple.