Humor.......

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local
garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost
it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the
hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of
course, It's right there....."
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A FTE'er is driving along in a deserted country road in his vintage Ford P/U when suddenly the motor spurts and dies. It being a Ford the owner was unaccustomed to this happening , he and went about the task of diagnosing the problem. He was near the spark plugs when he heard a voice say "it's the carburetor". This startled the man because he was in the middle of nowhere and all he saw near him was a horse standing by the fence, and a farmhouse in the distance.

He shrugged it of went back to work, when again he heard "it's the carburetor". Looking around again, he saw only the horse and the farmhouse. Thinking he was cracking up and frustrated with his truck he looked at the horse and asked him point blank... "are you talking to me"? The horse laughed and said "yeah, I told you it was the carburetor dummy". The man dumbfounded, ran to the farmhouse and pounded on the door until the farmer who lived there answered the door.

"Do you own that horse out there in the field" the man asked? "Why yes, I do, is everything alright"?said the farmer. "Well I broke down out on the road and I could'nt believe my ears but your horse told me it was my carburetor" the man replied. The farmer started laughing and told the man " Oh, don't listen to him, he doesn't know squat about cars"!

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