Thursday, 12 January 2017

An orc taxi driver is driving a troll to work when the troll taps him on the shoulder.
"What the...!" shouts the orc and swerves violently narrowly missing a dragon crossing the road.
He slams on the brakes and screeches to a halt.

The troll is thrown forward and nearly headbutts the windscreen. "What are you doing?" the troll asks. "I was only going to ask you to stop soon."