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...or should I say 'Gay Penis Size By State'? Now that MANHUNT includes penis size on its profiles, they're able to tally sizes by state. According to numbers posted on their blog, Washington D.C boys have the largest penises with an average size of 7.59 inches. Alaskan boys have the smallest penises with an average size of only 6.34 - which maybe explains why Levi Johnston will not reveal all in his "nude" spread.

I don't have a CLUE what's going on here, but this has got to be the gayest Wii game out there. "Muscle Madness" is chock full of muscley men, rainbows, bright colors, bears and boys in g-strings, tackles and lots of flexing. I certainly can't translate what's being said, but according to Peggy, there are subtitles like "Nice Butt!" and "Shall We Muscle?"

Chinese television host, Ou Zhihang, does some naked push-ups near some of China's most famous landmarks. Above-left, clockwise: China's National Stadium (a.k.a. "Bird's Nest"), Beijing's National Grand Theater, the Great Wall, and Pudong, Shanghai. Click image for a larger view. In Ou's own words:

“I love my country, I also love my body,” Zhihang notes in his blog. “I contrast my tiny body with the ‘miracle of the world’ through the popular exercise—pushups.” [Source]

Okay...so as a follow up to The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart, I bring you The Authentic Penis Size Chart - actual, not preferred. Looks like there's a HUGE "gap between biological distributions and subjective preferences." What size do you think makes up the norm? To see if you're more normal than you thought (or abnormal), CLICK HERE!

Ideal. Very satisfying but not ideal. Satisfying. Enjoyable. Not satisfying, too small in length and girth, or too big in length or gurth, or any freaky combination of small and big. If you fall within the red zone, you're IDEAL! In the white? Freaky. Which are you? CLICK HERE to find out!