meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.

meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.

Jill'sNipple:SpinStopper: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: A group of people whose ancestors were chosen primarily for genetic traits that would make them robust farm equipment, might look like the descendants of robust farm equipment.

In this case, I believe one of her parents was a combine-harvester.

Or a hay-baler. With a loose bolt, which would explain that thing poking out of her lip ;)

This is not ok. I generally am a fan of the sarcasm on Fark, but you need to be called out on your flat-out racism. It's not funny.

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.

The pinklings. Wow. Just wow.....! I should not be guffawing at shiat like this on Christmas morning before heading out the door. The family already thinks me nuts, randomly bursting into laughter at brunch will only serve to confirm their suspicions.

clutchcargo2002:shanrick: What the hell is wrong with you people? You come here to make fun of a persons looks and trash their character and you don'e even know what you're talking about? Did you ever think that this persons problems might be caused by people like you? What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments? You people are the problem.

You just did that so people would click on your profile and see your picture.

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy mango twistReflection like a pizza, with warts and marls and zitsAnd just to even say her name you`ve got to be half p*ssedCos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy mango twist

When she was born the doctor slapped her mother in the mouthAnd when they bought her home they wouldnt let her in the houseAnd as she grew, its sad to say, she just grew uglierThey tied some snags around her neck so the dog would play with herBefore she went to school each day they had to iron her faceShe`d get the cuts for comin early and merit points for being lateAnd they had a potrait painted in six different shades of sh*tCos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy Manbean twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a mouldy manbean twistIncluding her own mum and dad she hasn`t yet been kissedJust to even say her name ya got to be half p*ssedCos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a Mouldy manbean twist

When she puts on her lipstick it keeps backing down the tubeAnd I woke screamin dreamin that Id seen her in the nudeWhen she sits on the beach the tide's too frightened to come inA sperm whale tried to root her last time she went for a swimIf they made an ugly meter, she'd blow the thing to bitsUnder grotesque in the dictionary there's a photo of her t*tsAnd if i ever cracked my back for her I'd amputate my dickCos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a bastard arsehole twist

Shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a bastard arsehole twistHells Angels wouldnt root her, said they're not that f**king sickSo she bought herself a dildo but she couldn't get it stiffCos shes a Supa Mega Fugly with a bastard arsehole twist

meow said the dog:LAUGHTER OL yes this is the funniest of the headlines because it is seen by me the reason for this individual not doing the payment and the reason for this is that she is quite clearly the individual who has possession of the devil and for this reason he would not pay this person. You might be thinking to the self of you Ms. Meow who had done the Dog Saying what is this how are you able to know this person is the demon of the spawn from the hell and we are not talking of Detroit but the actual hell where the devil does his living. Well let me say this to you very much the reason we can tell this is because the vision if you look into the eyes of she closely you can see the fire burning there. Sometimes for the novice this is not something that can be noticed until after the sexual encounter. You see when the person has the sexing with me what happens is that they look deeply into the eyes of me perhaps waiting for the response. The response they get from me is WELL I HAVE HAD BETTER THAN THIS which is the true thing in all but one case because someone always has to be the best or else there is not the comparison. But after the sexing you can more easily see if someone is the demon. So why might this have merit of not making payments? Everyone knows that you do not pay the individual who has possession! If you do this it means the demon will jump to you.

Alternatively perhaps the carpets of she did not match the drapes of she. LAUGHTER OL this is the way of saying that the pubic hair of she did not have the pinklings.

sendtodave:docmattic: HotWingAgenda: Danger Avoid Death: The One True TheDavid: Danger Avoid Death: What a weird and horrible name. What in the hell were the parents thinking? What kind of parent names their kid "David"?

HEY!!!1!!

LOL!

Sorry about that, but it's really okay. I'm allowed. My name is also David. ;>p

I'm also allowed. I swear, one of my closest friends is a David. And when I was in school, there was a David in one of my classes, although my mommy told me not to sit next to him at lunch.

Wonder what David Darnell Roberts looks like if the only sex he can get is paid for from Ms. White? Well, promises to pay for. I'm sure he is equally wonderful and compares favorably to her sharp knees.

LadySusan:Wonder what David Darnell Roberts looks like if the only sex he can get is paid for from Ms. White? Well, promises to pay for. I'm sure he is equally wonderful and compares favorably to her sharp knees.

All I've got to work with is the mugshot. For all I know, what's below the neck looks fantastic. Just get a paper grocery bag and you're all set. It's just that it's kind of a plain face, with what appears to be a remarkably unpleasant expression on it. The clumsy red dye-job on the dreds ain't a great look, either. Overlooking your physical repulsiveness is one of the things you're paying for, when buying sex, so what Mr. Roberts looks like is assumed to be something along the lines of a pile of shiat.

jenlen:offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

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Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)

Yeah. Insulting people in a non-humorous way is farking hilarious.

If the author of the words attached to those pictures had any intelligence, there's a chance he could have come up with something funny. Because there is humour to be revealed within political correctness.

That cartoon was just shiat. I mean, the east Asian in it is stereotyped as saying "nong nong bong dong fong".

I mean, if you're aiming for that level of offensiveness, is it too much to ask that there's humour involved?

iron de havilland:jenlen: offmymeds: *sigh* So much racism in this thread. Everyone here could stand a little refresher course in diversity training.

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Where did you find this, it is hilarious (meaning it would give HR people heart failure - so it's extra good)

Yeah. Insulting people in a non-humorous way is farking hilarious.

If the author of the words attached to those pictures had any intelligence, there's a chance he could have come up with something funny. Because there is humour to be revealed within political correctness.

That cartoon was just shiat. I mean, the east Asian in it is stereotyped as saying "nong nong bong dong fong".

I mean, if you're aiming for that level of offensiveness, is it too much to ask that there's humour involved?

I don't see it that way at all. I interpret it as the humour coming from the sheer level of stupidity. The people in the picture aren't the target of the joke, the writer's persona is.