The Royal Baby is Ruining the Queen’s Vacation Plans

As the entire world eagerly anticipates the arrival of the royal baby, Queen Elizabeth CANNOT be bothered.

Kate Middleton’s messiah child was apparently due this week, but the little royal bundle is taking it’s sweet sweet time making it’s earthly arrival and according to the Queen, she does NOT have time to wait around for the royal diva to get here, because she has a summer vacay to get to!

According to Fox news, when asked by a schoolgirl at a public event whether she was hoping for a boy or a girl, the Queen said, "I don't think I mind. I would very much like it to arrive. I'm going on holiday."

This roughly translates to, “I honestly don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, I just need that baby to arrive ASAP because I’m not canceling my vacation plans for this! The Maldives are going to be completely humid by next week!”

Correction, the Queen is not actually summering in a tropical locale, she’s going on her annual summer holiday to Scotland, something that cannot be rescheduled, royal baby or otherwise.