No worries on the Woman, she's not actually trying to kill herself. She's learning to ride a motorcycle, which for all intents and purposes could be the same thing. Why do people strap a rocket between their legs and think it's a good idea? If she wants to feel the wind, she has a car that has a top that goes down. Why is that not good enough?

You know, the day I understand people is the day my little head just explodes all over the almost-white carpet...