In case you didn’t know, our ace boon coon African-American, J. Tinsley is on vacation all week, tucked away from the Internet the whole time. And as is life, he totally picked the worst week to be gone. First, he gets a shoutout from childhood idol Stuart Scott. Then LeBron James pitches a near-perfect game. And now his favorite show gets immortalized into a sure-to-be-classic porn parody.

Sure, there may or may not be a ton of sex in this movie, but yours truly is enthralled by the acting and comedy we’re sure to see. And that’s the only reason I want to watch. For real, wife, that’s the only reason.

Here’s the trailer (which somehow didn’t air during the Super Bowl) that’s actually SFW. Enjoy and get ready to cop when it comes out. Because the only way to get porn on the Internet is if you buy it.