There is a cliche from Eric Segal’s Love Story, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.” Nowadays, everyone uses e-greetings to say sorry, so much that these have replaced polite conversation in our lives.

Here is an e-greeting with Soumitra Banerjee, villian of Tollywood Bangla films of the 80s and 90s, that you can give to your loved one when s/he is angry because you’ve done something wrong. Use at your own risk!