Indian company wants to ‘cleanse’ Trump, sends him 6,000 bags of green tea

An Indian tea company has apparently sent Donald Trump an enormous quantity of Assam green tea for his personal consumption in order to clear his mind. As the producers put it: “We can’t stop him, but maybe we can change him.”

“If he needs more, well be happy to provide. Green tea has been proven to fight against harmful free radicals and cleanse the mind and bodies, helping one regain a healthy balance,” the company’s managing director, Sumit Shah, said.

There has been no response from The Trump Campaign, so far.

Donald Trump has produced numerous controversial statements during his campaign, including some on migration. In particular, he has repeatedly said that, if elected, he will build an impenetrable 2,000 mile-long (3,200 km) wall along the US-Mexican border to keep out the “illegals.” Trump, a Republican, is now viewed as Democrat Hillary Clinton’s only rival in the presidential race.