Somehow the J’s have actually gotten bigger.Â Goodness.Â They used to be two perfect scoops and somehow now there is just…more.

Look, I’m not being mean here.Â I’m just facing my own reality.Â I have to admit, MILF Alba never brought the heat like pre-Cash Warren Alba.Â It is just true.Â Don’t get me wrong, she is still a 1 on the UvT Binary Scale of 1-0, but the luster is just not the same.Â So Christina, I wish you the best.Â We will always have this: