But, but, but, Speedy, this is real football not some old stupid entire rest of the world football...please, if you are threatening us with bunnesia, leave us us a brain cell or two for football. Oh, and we get to use the term football because our players use their feet so much. Hmmm, I do want to play with you though, hmmm, it's bunny halftime!

The GRIDIRON! A game of inches and seconds, Hail Marys and broken bones. These are the gladiators of the modern era, the demigods of our times. Until they get caught "juicing", fail their drug tests, get arrested drunk driving, go to prison for running dog fighting rings, beat up their wives, or get accused of rape. I might be mixing in some NBA and baseball in there...But COLLEGE football is DEFINITELY over for the year!!!