What catchy name would be given to Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev?

It's too difficult to say or keep typing out Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Every supervillain needs a good catchy nickname like The Joker, The Riddler, Doc Octopus. The Unibomber is already taken.

Maybe The Explodians, Super Bomb Bros., or The Brothers Boom? What name will the media latch on to?

by Anonymous

reply 50

04/21/2013

Boston hasBeans

by Anonymous

reply 6

04/20/2013

Chechen Thimble Dicks

by Anonymous

reply 8

04/20/2013

The Terrible T's

by Anonymous

reply 9

04/20/2013

I'll go with r8's

by Anonymous

reply 10

04/20/2013

The duo of Lord and Taylor

by Anonymous

reply 11

04/20/2013

The Chechen Wrecking Crew

by Anonymous

reply 12

04/20/2013

Mentasia.

by Anonymous

reply 13

04/20/2013

Two piece Chechen and a biscuit

by Anonymous

reply 14

04/20/2013

The Gwyneth Paltrow Brothers.

by Anonymous

reply 15

04/20/2013

Dzhokar is now known as Zooey Deschanel, thanks to some failed closed-captioning by Fox News.

by Anonymous

reply 16

04/20/2013

The Sorority Meltdown That Went Too Far Brothers. TSMTWTFB for short.

Ann Coulter's brothers. No really, they're Ann Coulter's Brothers, would be a good one.

by Anonymous

reply 17

04/20/2013

The Smothering Brothers

by Anonymous

reply 18

04/20/2013

R16, can we expect the tinhat crowd to form a conspiracy theory about her supposed involvement?

by Anonymous

reply 19

04/20/2013

The Duobombers.

by Anonymous

reply 20

04/21/2013

The Hottie and the Nottie

by Anonymous

reply 21

04/21/2013

The "PCB's"; the Pressure Cooker Bombers

by Anonymous

reply 22

04/21/2013

I think it'll be something less colorful like the bomber brothers. Although I heard the police call the young one White Hat on the Boston police scanner. When they stopped several people including a 70 year old man in what looked like a suicide vest, all the other police started calling in on their radios saying is it white hat, do we have white hat in custody etc.

Also people called the older brother black hat (based on the FBI video)

by Anonymous

reply 23

04/21/2013

I actually think that could be a legitimate name, R22. They give bank robbers zany names like Pear Shaped Bandit, Cross-eyed Bandit, and Geezer Bandit so why not? However, it might get a few laughs and would therefore be deemed inappropriate due to the situation. If only they'd used a crock-pot (just teasing don't get mad).

by Anonymous

reply 24

04/21/2013

Muslim Terrorist Brothers

by Anonymous

reply 25

04/21/2013

Stupid Mario Brothers

by Anonymous

reply 26

04/21/2013

Doctor Zvhibombo.

by Anonymous

reply 27

04/21/2013

Pussy riot.

by Anonymous

reply 28

04/21/2013

white hat bombers

marathon bombers

by Anonymous

reply 29

04/21/2013

Onus Brothers

by Anonymous

reply 30

04/21/2013

The Boston Cream Pies.

by Anonymous

reply 31

04/21/2013

Guilty lols, r32 and r21.

by Anonymous

reply 33

04/21/2013

White Russian (hat)

by Anonymous

reply 34

04/21/2013

D'oh! I meant to W&W R32, but I accidentally hit F&F. Anyway, R32 wins and hopefully enough of you are able to override my ignorance.

I like the name Tamerlan. It rolls off the tongue nicely,if you will. Too bad it will now be associated with a killer

by Anonymous

reply 45

04/21/2013

[quote]I like the name Tamerlan. It rolls off the tongue nicely,if you will. Too bad it will now be associated with a killer

Please meet Tamerlane, the 14th century "Warrior of Islam" who brutally conquered much of Asia, including the areas now known as Chechnya, Dagestan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, North and South Ossetia, Iran, parts of Turkey and Iraq, etc.

I only know this because I used to work with an Algerian guy named Tam. Muslims apparently revere the guy.

by Anonymous

reply 46

04/21/2013

oops, link

by Anonymous

reply 47

04/21/2013

I choose UniBros because it references both the Uni-bomber and the uni-brow on the hirsute younger bro.

by Anonymous

reply 48

04/21/2013

Why You Shouldn't Want To Know Any More About The Boston Marathon Bombers

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