Did you see Howie Kendrick's mustache last night? If so, how could Deadspin skip such an important story? Apparently, Howie went asymmetrical with the stash; the right side of his face is a hitler/chaplin moustache and the left side is pointy. Howie bats right handed, so his mustache points at the pitcher when he's at the plate [...] America needs to know about this. This is news!