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SPACE KITT-ETS CAT SKI GLOVES

SPACE KITT-ETS CAT SKI GLOVES

$ 54.99
$ 34.50

Description

These ski gloves feature realistic photographs of actual cats in actual space. We have no idea how they let cats in space when monkeys are the preferred space cadets. I mean, cats don't even have opposable thumbs. But I guess we're not dealing with normal cats here - we're talking about cats with freaking laser beams on their heads. We wanted to get our hands on some sharks with laser beams on their heads but they're endangered, and there was no way we'd settle for mutated sea bass.

*Bonus points for knowing where that quote came from. Here are the technical deets above the gloves:

Description

These ski gloves feature realistic photographs of actual cats in actual space. We have no idea how they let cats in space when monkeys are the preferred space cadets. I mean, cats don't even have opposable thumbs. But I guess we're not dealing with normal cats here - we're talking about cats with freaking laser beams on their heads. We wanted to get our hands on some sharks with laser beams on their heads but they're endangered, and there was no way we'd settle for mutated sea bass.

*Bonus points for knowing where that quote came from. Here are the technical deets above the gloves:

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