“Who’s there?” Walter asked. “Did you just speak to me, Goat?” The salesman stooped low (but not as low as some might have had to stoop) to make eye contact with the small creature. It stared back at him with intelligent yellow eyes. “Yes, I did,”

A story told in first person, addressing parts of their growing life with the title "To Whom It May Concern." Short, sweet and to the point, leading up to an ending that isn't what you'd expect. R&R, s'il vous plait.