Goodbye du Cap

The terrace bar is seriously the most beautiful spot on the Riviera. If you have a chance, you must go.

We went last night, Michelle Rodriguez showed up first. So word is she’s a lesbian, right? Well… she was rather touchy feely with some producer dude. And much, much better looking in person. Great tan, the sexiest voice, super super intense, and definitely not frivolous. Engaged in a very serious discussion about I don’t know what but it certainly wasn’t about shopping. Found myself attracted to her, almost wishing she’d hit on me… didn’t happen.

Bai Ling was there of course wearing hot pink and offering massages – ok not offering massages but looking like that was what she was there for.

And then Tarantino walked in, schmoozed in the lobby and ended up in an intimate conversation with a woman in the corner. He was wearing… a track suit! Snort.

Dita von Teese had her admirers - she"s beautiful but she freaks me out. SO much makeup, looks like a figurine...scares me. Sweet smile though and lovely to everyone. And I wonder with that corset how she can breathe.

But for us, the most exciting thing was Don Cheadle. Don Cheadle is a sexy beast. His jacket was off, his shirt was open at the collar, he was sooo nice to everyone walking in… I LOVE him.

As for the others, Clooney included – they were over at Eden Roc, strict access, no crashing. But when we left after 3, something was still going on there for sure. Not known if Brad and Angie made an appearance. After all, who needs Eden when you have Jungle Sex?