This week is my friend's birthday, and I offered to get her a piñata to celebrate. Piñatas are the greatest gift/party idea to ever be invented. If I could do 23 all over again, I'd celebrate it with a piñata and not all the whiskey cokes I originally had. Anyways, happy birthday, friend!

Texas Chainsaw 3D (sans Massacre) topped the box office with $23m. Django Unchained (The D is silent) followed in second with $20m. I wish more people were watching Django so it could get one official weekend at the top. 2013, you're doing it wrong!

There were a couple of notes I wrote that didn't make it into my Fifty Shades of Grey review. Since it nearly broke the February box office opening record (which currently belongs to The Passion of the Christ's $83.8 million)...more

Hey, it took a yellow sponge to dethrone American Sniper's impressive run! I guess they set their belts to wumbo, The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water took the top box office spot with an impressive $56 million. It defini...more

If you're not a football or Katy Perry fan, this past weekend must've been the worst. But there were plenty of things to like for sure like those sharks, that Mexican avocado bear, and the game was one of the best Super Bowls...more

You ever see Steven Universe? It's the best cartoon you're not watching yet. The reason I bring this up is one of the characters, Garnet, is actually voiced by Estelle who sings the song the title of this week's Box Office Nu...more

Well, Selma was obliterated during the MLK holiday weekend. I don't like it as much as some folks, but...that doesn't seem right. Instead, American Sniper made over $90 million dollars. A film that actively, and unironically,...more

Wow, folks really like them some Taken. Even if it's the third film in the franchise and Neeson is way too old to be doing any of this, it still rakes in quite a large sum. Making over $40 million last weekend, it blew everyt...more

So folks really like The Hobbit, huh? Crossing the $200 million mark domestically and $700 worldwide this past holiday weekend, lots of people are paying to see the CG wonderland. Naturally it took the top spot at the box off...more

With so many options over the holiday weekend, I'd figured something would knock The Hobbit 3 off the top spot. Still, Battle of the Five Armies still made $41 million dollars. And while Angelina Jolie's Unbroken came close, ...more

As expected, The (please let this really be the last one) Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies took over the box office raking in $56 million with its lead in from Wednesday. Since I have very little interest in Lord of the Ring...more

Although the final product turned out to be less than stellar (even putting a man to sleep), Ridley Scott's latest "epic," Exodus: Gods and Kings won over a quiet pre-holiday weekend with $24 million. Mockingjay- Part 1 came ...more

For the third (?) week in a row, Mockingjay- Part 1 has taken the top box office spot (with $22 million) as it's still burning for you. The Penguins hold their own with $10 million, and Horrible Bosses 2 surprisingly rounds o...more

Thanks to the Star Wars: The Awakens teaser trailer releasing over the holiday weekend, folks around me have been talking about nothing but that and Black Friday deals. Since I'm still kind of lethargic, I'll get right to it....more

Holy sh*t you all. When you watch as many movies as I do, you totally forget how popular some of them are. Completely obliterating every other film for the past few weeks, Mockingjay- Part 1 earned $123 million dollars. Holy ...more