Avid mid-major college football watchers (yes, we exist) have noticed this for awhile, and YouTuber wtem980 has been so kind as to compile this video of the young lady whose task it is to be at TCU head coach Gary Patterson's side at all times to supply him with hydration (I assume it's water, but who can really be sure) and towels.

I don't know that being thirsty and sweaty makes you a "d-bag," as the video creator asserts, but it is a bit curious. Most enigmatic is the stone-faced visage exhibited by the young lady, though frankly that's how all women look at me and I had to have that part pointed out.