July 10, 2009

Um, crochet, sandal, and clog all in one name?!?! I mean...really. AGH. This is painful. In a good way! And bad.

If I was an interesting enough person to have places to wear heels/had $180 to spend on shoes that might not even fit me for a while, I would mother these dearly. WHILE WE ARE AT IT...These are also beautiful. They are chunky and brown and semi ugly and would look perfect with printed socks that I don't own. Perhaps the hand painted Tsumori Chisato ones I would buy but wouldn't be able to wash since they're hand painted but oh wait my feet are gross I mean smell like roses and uh y'know you don't want roses stinking up the room.

crickets. crickets.

Anyway, WHAT GIVES, ECONOMY/TINY POCKETS? You know what? Don't talk to me. No, s'all good. I'll just be over here in the corner playing with pieces of cardboard cut out to look like my new stalking victims.

crickets, crickets.

27 comments:

Ummm, I was just looking at those same Frye platforms. Today. I'm trying to put together a super-cool outfit for my 20 year (yes I'm old) H.S. reunion next month. Any suggestions to impress all my old classmates?

I love the heels and the Jojo and Malou face dress is so cute! yay for planets! I really like the planets for Hussein Chalayan and Alexander Macqueen! Space is so mysterious especially stars, black holes, and aliens.. :)