That Time Ivanka Was Caught Sitting On Her Dad’s Lap Will Make You Vomit (UPDATED)

How many times can the creepiness of the Trump family seriously shock us? I mean…Trump has stated that he would date his own daughter, asked strangers if they thought she was hot, told a live morning show crowd the thing he had most in common with her was sex and groped her live on stage at the Republican National Convention. What could be worse than that?

The answer is, of course, the pictures. It seems that Donald’s creepy obsession with Ivanka Trump began when she was very young. It’s just…disturbing. Surely you’ve seen them and surely they’re emblazoned on your mind. The latest to emerge, however, could be the worst yet, because it’s Ivanka who seems to be the one truly enjoying herself…a little too much. Could it be she did all she could to keep Lord Cheeto happy to avoid severe consequences? Who knows. All I know is that this looks way too much like a girl grinding on her boyfriend’s lap:

The picture was taken in 1996 at a Beach Boys performance at Mar-A-Largo. Marla Maples can be seen in the distance playing third wheel in her own marriage to a 15-year-old Ivanka. An unidentified man can be seen looking at the happy couple either very jealous or very disgusted. You make the call.

Anyone who says this is just typical father-daughter fun should see a psychiatrist. This isn’t standing room only. Trump owns the joint; surely he could have found a seat far more appropriate for Ivanka. There is nothing normal about any of this.

*Update* – This picture and article have been snoped. While the picture is genuine, I do agree that any inference of an inappropriate relationship between Trump and his daughter is purely speculative. That speculation comes from more than a dozen pictures and several audio and video clips of images and statements that I as a father don’t believe are natural or ordinary. I do not, however, have any evidence of wrongdoing and therefore this article should be considered op-ed and taken with a grain of salt.