A: "Betty, what are you wearing to the formal gala at the art gallery?"B: "I was thinking of wearing my floor length navy rectangle."A: "Oh, that would be smashing. Simply smashing!"B: "What are you wearing, Althea?"A: "Well, I could either wear my shiny black vinyl shrink-wrap square, or my matte white shrink-wrap square. What do you think?"B: "I would go with the white, definitely. Everyone is wearing black squares these days."

Also, WTF is with those clear acrylic neck restraint devices that you wear *over* your hair??

I wanted to see the back of those pants, skirts, and dresses. Is there a back to them? Do you have to take a shop vac and suck out the air after you get into that last dress? I did love the little clear dribble guard-for those embarrassing moments when you can't control your saliva? And those models looked old. Just goes to show, if you make those faces they will stick.

ohmygod. am i the only person who wanted to give that poor last model a hug? (and a sandwich, but that's a whole other thing. ahem.)

i am forced to ask, "why do designers hate models so much??" it's bad enough to hate women so much you'd design theoretically wearable fabric boxes and call them "fashion", but to make your models wear the clear collar thingies and style their hair in their faces like that? truly some pathological hatred of models there.

Late to the party but omgosh~~ I hope they paid those girls a LOT to be seen in those. I cannot help but feel it is the ultimate in misogynism... hair covering faces and big rectangles to block out any shape. If that were not enough the arms seem molded into place... a full body corset?