The Internet needs more innovation and competition, not bureaucrats picking favorites. Regulators seeking “Mother may I?” permission to end freedom on the Internet should be given a quick and final no.

L. Gordon Cravitz explains how the feds’ new control over the Internet is already fouling the works. Except for lobbyists and lawyers, who always prosper from government interference. Say, John Oliver, your ignorant loudmouth at HBO helped make this happen. Go...