Opening for Axl is a promising platform for a band prominently featuring distored guitars, give or take a riot or two. But when Eagles Of Death Metal took the stage after Axl-apologist Sebastian Bach, for the first of what was to be three weeks of shows, the audience responded with, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer pop critic, “not deafening boos, but lots of grumbling and grousing and … indifference.” And as you know Axl is forever in tune with his audiences wants, needs, and desires. So when he hit the stage, he hit EODM with this lambasting:

So how’d you like the PIGEONS OF SHIT METAL? Don’t worry, that’s the last show they’re playing with us.

But aside from penning some of the finest over-the-top cock rock in years, we love EODM ’cause they’re the last to take things too seriously. Case in point: Their response to Axl. (via Blabbermouth)

At first the audience refused to welcome us to the jungle, but by the time we took our final bow, it had become paradise city. Although Axl tried to November rain on our parade, no sweet child o’ mine can derail the EODM night train. We say live and let die.

Meanwhile, the Tuesdays With Rosey countdown continues. It ain’t out today, which means only four left in 2007! And we really doubt it’ll come out on the Tuesday after Xmas. Or before.

After 15 years of waiting for a GN’R album, every time they say “It’s coming this time, really…” it gets a little funnier. Like Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake over and over and over…