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Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Includes a new government initiative to simplify asking for a chair in a pub; a clip from the first TV broadcast in history; and a green clarinet that makes you reveal embarrassing truths. With Olivia Colman, James Bachman, Paterson Joseph and Abigail Burdess.

"She's gone, child, They've all gone. Banished by the bishop. I know where they're going eventually. In the meantime, Daventry. And we're back." "Who?" "The incredibly horrible and twisted people who are still unaccountably vicars."

"I saw you in here last week. I saw you reading the notices and talking about your views and eating other people's biscuits. We were all watching you from the vestry, and we all thought you were a bitch."

Numerwang! with Gyles BrandrethRecurring: Numberwang! returns, this time featuring special guest Gyles Brandreth.

Host: Robert Webb

Julie: Olivia Colman

Simon: Paterson Joseph

Gyles Brandreth: Himself

Men Behind the Board: David Mitchell and James Bachman

Character Introductions: Julie is from Durham and Simon is from space.

Rotate the Board: David and James reenact the nativity, playing Joseph and Mary respectively.

Wangernumb: Simon wins and is knighted and declared "Lord Simon of Numberwang." Julie loses and is packaged in a box labeled, "Go Away."

Gyles Brandreth is the first special guest to appear on the show.

Green Clarinet ManA man is given a green clarinet that reveals everybody's deepest secrets, but he abuses its powers.

Green Clarinet Man: Robert Webb

Alan: David Mitchell

Managing Director: Gus Brown

Grocery Store Woman: Olivia Colman

Grocery Store Clerk: Abigail Burdess

Waiter: James Bachman

Red Tuba Man: Mark Evans

The green clarinet was given away in a contest over who could come up with a new sidekick for Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit on the official That Mitchell and Webb Look website. It was won by Kenneth Dunlop.[2]