Clean coal: What Santa Claus puts in Democrats' stockings so
they don't have to admit that their global-warming agenda is anti-coal.

Climate change: Global warming during a blizzard.

CNN. Unbiased news network whose reporters battle "right-wing"
media.

Deficits: Overspending before 2009, or spending practices that
President Obama inherited. For current usage, see: Investment.

Extremists: Abortion opponents.

Fox News: Unlike CNN, biased news network.

Global warming: An apocalyptic theory that every scientist
believes in  except dissenting scientists who don't count  best bemoaned
from one's Gulf Stream jet en route to an international conference on the
environment.

God: What people in small towns clung to before Obama won the
White House. See: guns, anti-immigrant or anti-trade beliefs.

Health care costs: A spiraling chunk of the U.S. economy that
can be reduced by providing health care to all Americans. Really.

Homeland security: Gun control.

Iraq: An immoral war, once the focus of numerous anti-war
demonstrations, which Democratic leaders vowed to end immediately upon
winning the White House  until Obama won the 2008 election.

Liberal: The L-word, a term unfairly hurled by name-calling
right-wing kooks.