While my life updates have been few and far between, I just
want you all to know to rest assure, things are going fantastic. So far this
weekend has been filled with birthday celebrations and time well spent with
family. It has been wonderful. I have been blessed with some amazing people in
my life and feel so thankful to have such a great support system.

Tonight, with my heart light and happy, I am pleased to
switch routes with my book reviews and bring you one that is also light
hearted. Alas, I bring to you The Fart that Saved Christmas by JacobMorningside. Yes my friends, you read that correctly. A holiday tale centered
around this bodily function.

Summary:

The behind the scenes story of what really happened "The Night Before
Christmas."

It's Christmas Eve. The reindeer go on strike with a list of
demands for Santa, the elves and Mrs. Claus. Santa gets "loaded" and threatens
to cancel Christmas, fire the deer and divorce Mrs. Claus. But, just when all
seems lost, Christmas is saved by a timely fart.

Review:

It was a story like no other

An adult one they say

About a corrupt Santa

Who wanted his way

Some of the rhymes were forced, just a bit

But like our disgruntled Santa

Who gives a S#!t

The illustrations were clever

I enjoyed them a lot

Especially the details

Not said in the plot

The story read quick

At 36 pages

But it’s not to be read

To kids of all ages

Juvenile at times

But fun either way

Twas a fart that saved Christmas

On this Christmas Day.

All Rhymes aside, if you are looking for a fun tale to tell
while drinking beer with friends this Holiday season, this would be the tale to
read.

Born into a body inhabited by multiple muse personalities, I [Jacob Morningside] create stories by
stretching the "normal" beyond the boundaries of the absurd. The result is a
worm-hole ride to the Far Side. I love a good story — so, I wrote one. Enjoy
it with my wishes for a happy holiday season.