Shauna Sand claims husband punched her in the implants

Shauna Sand, who I had no idea is married, was awarded a restraining order against her husband Romain Chavent yesterday after he allegedly punched her in the breasts this weekend. Even worse, she had just gotten reconstructive surgery on them. On top of those claims, he also supposedly took naked pictures of her kids and threatened to sell them, according to TMZ:

Among the claims, Shauna says Romain once “threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting.”
In the documents, Shauna also claims in March 2008, Chavent punched her in the stomach and threw her into a wall. And in 2007, Romain allegedly strangled, punched and threw Sand across the room. Shauna says she was granted a restraining order for the 2007 incident, but had it dismissed “because he promised to change.”
But Romain has made accusations of his own — once filing for a restraining order against Shauna in April because he claimed she threatened to ruin his life. Romain’s claim was later dismissed.

Okay, ignoring the confusing fact that she didn’t sick the Feds on an asshole who’s allegedly packing nude photos of her kids, I don’t know what’s worse: That this Romain guy punched Shauna Sand in her newly implanted breasts (It’s common knowledge at that stage you’re supposed to delicately massage them with dollar bills) or that he attempted to file a restraining order claiming she tried to “ruin his life.” Really? If that’s a valid legal defense, then I’m suing McDonalds for forgetting my McNugget sauce last night. You ever eat one of those things dry? That’s a taste that will never leave you. Or in other words, cut me a check, Grimace.