#1. Runaway Land.
103k.
Louis is sure he’s stumbled upon a secret, underground nightclub, though that is far from the truth. He’s also pretty sure he’s stumbled upon Apollo, which… isn’t very far from the truth, actually. Modern Greek mythology AU.

#2. You Might Want to Marry My Husband. 24k.
When Harry’s husband dies, he asks one thing of him; to find love and happiness again without him. It’s a request that Harry is happy to disregard, until he meets the one person who is impossible to ignore.

#3. Love’s Truest Language. 48k.The first part was meant as a joke. He didn’t really expect Harry to buy anything. It was just Louis’ way of softening the ‘get the fuck out’ blow.“Where’s your order forms, then?”“I don’t want your flowers.” Louis chided before directing all of his attention to the arrangement in front of him.Harry laughed under his breath as he stood to his full height, “Who said anything about them being for you, love?”

About a month ago I was lying to the world about having had stage four cancer. And now I stand before you outed, and victorious. But it’s not just my benchmark. This is for that little boy in West Virginia who changes his name simply because he feels compelled to. And that mom in Dallas who says she has three sisters, when really she just doesn’t. Let’s give a voice to the many complicated liars out there. Who’s with me?

why do some parents get so personally offended if their kid doesnt like a vegetable? find one they do like or learn to cook better instead of repeatedly trying to shove plain broccoli down ur 5 year olds throat

When will the prophecy come true?! sonic underground, Sonic underground, they made me unfollow You in the last tumblr bot drama going on that mouth to communicate with me instead of sucking my husband’s dick we’d be able to stay alive?

What happened to patreon? I thought that because of the change, you would get more?

It seems so? But it hits the $1.00 pledgers really hard. And I can’t really get behind any change that sort of sledges the people that are the ‘little guy.’ I have, understandably, lost two patrons within a day of the announcement going out to patrons. It hits the higher pledge patrons the least, and the lowest pledge patrons the most.

And since Patreon has basically been recorded saying that they don’t care about micropledgers or people who make ‘a little money’ (which includes me, because they’re talking about people who make like $15,000 a month), I’m sort of…yeah, Patreon has revealed some attitudes lately that just go right against what they were initially about.

I’m hoping, honestly, that they come out with a press release at least acknowledging how shitty the rollout has been. Ko-Fi has been talking about allowing recurring pledges in 2018, but they don’t offer micropledge options below $3.00 either (most companies won’t because bank and processing fees means an $1.00 never amounts to very much in the end, which sucks for all).