The Phillies Hold the Dumbest Twitter Contests

GLAD THEY INDICATED THAT TRANSPORTATION TO A HOME GAME WASN’T INCLUDED BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY EXPECTING A LIMO TO PICK ME UP AT MY HOUSE AND TAKE ME DIRECTLY ONTO THE FIELD HERE’S A 3,215-WORD DISCLAIMER OF OTHER THINGS THEY WILL NOT DO NO PURCHASE NECESSARY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.