"There will always come a time when you're in a situation where you're presented with difficult choices, where your choice carries great weight and will greatly affect your future. Choose wisely, for you only have one chance, and no amount of regret will remedy your mistake"Proud to be be a brony!

"There will always come a time when you're in a situation where you're presented with difficult choices, where your choice carries great weight and will greatly affect your future. Choose wisely, for you only have one chance, and no amount of regret will remedy your mistake"Proud to be be a brony!

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun. It lasted about two minutes… before the sun went blind. The next day, Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa. This one lasted about three minutes… before Medusa turned to stone.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

When the President presses The Big Red Button, Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings.

Chuck Norris can speak Russian…… in Chinese.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The looser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony… the rattlesnake died.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as “Giraffes.”

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the Box Jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris can stop on a dime and get a nickel back.

Chuck Norris is the only person in recorded history to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell “Chuck Norris” in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands; and when he was born, the only one in the room who cried was the doctor. Don’t. Spank. Chuck. Norris.

Chuck Norris was the only Red-Shirt ever to survive Star Trek.

When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon, Chuck Norris was already there grilling burgers.

Chuck Norris can count to infinity… backwards.

Chuck Norris plays hacky-sack with bowling balls.

The world will not end on 12/21/2012 the world will end when Chuck Norris gets bored with us.