Some gems from the last 24 hours.
'Jesus is in the top part of the rocket. He's off to the moon'
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Me to Grier 'I could just eat you up'
Brodie ' Please don't Mum'
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And my personal favourite

Brodie 'What's that?'
Me 'It's a Christmas lantern'
Brodie ' Why is it rusty?'
Me 'Just because that makes it pretty'
Brodie 'Well you should get a new one because I don't like rusty things'.
Me - snort, giggle, snort 'Ok Bubs'