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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Wit in action..

Well, I have this addiction of reading fortune cookies for hours. And I do not even know if I have stated this before on the blog, so readers, if you have heard from me about fortune cookies before, do pardon me. Anyhow, yesterday I landed on some cookies that I would want to be on record. And as arrogant as this might sound, I really do not expect you to find them to be worthy of anything - these ones are purely for me to keep reading over and over and over again and keep smiling. If you do so too, cool enough!

Here goes:

--- snip ---If an S and an I and an O and a UWith an X at the end spell Su;And an E and a Y and an E spell I,Pray what is a speller to do?Then, if also an S and an I and a GAnd an HED spell side,There's nothing much left for a speller to doBut to go commit siouxeyesighed. -- Charles Follen Adams, "An Orthographic Lament"--- snip ---

--- snip ---When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple of asterisked sentences:

It weighs less than 8 pounds.* And costs less than $1,300.**

In tiny type were these "fuller explanations":

* Don't asterisks make you suspicious as all get out? Well, all this means is that the IIc alone weights 7.5 pounds. The power pack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a printer and several bricks will make the IIc weigh more. Our lawyers were concerned that you might not be able to figure this out for yourself.

** The FTC is concerned about price fixing. You can pay more if you really want to. Or less. -- Forbes--- snip ---

--- snip ---No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval system, or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of the author. -- Chris Shaw--- snip ---

--- snip ---FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1 A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America. A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family. A black panther is really a leopard that has a solid black coat rather then a spotted one.Peanuts are not really nuts. The majority of nuts grow on trees while peanuts grow underground. They are classified as a legume -- part of the pea family. A cucumber is not a vegetable but a fruit.--- snip ---

--- snip ---There's a thrill in store for all for we're about to toastThe corporation that we represent.We're here to cheer each pioneer and also proudly boast,Of that man of men our sterling presidentThe name of T.J. Watson meansA courage none can stemAnd we feel honored to be here to toast the IBM. -- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook--- snip ---

--- snip ---THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE PROGRAM

If you like the fortune program, why not support it now with your contribution of a pithy fortunes, clean or obscene? We cannot continue without your support. Less than 14% of all fortune users are contributors. That means that 86% of you are getting a free ride. We can't go on like this much longer. Federal cutbacks mean less money for fortunes, and unless user contributions increase to make up the difference, the fortune program will have to shut down between midnight and 8 a.m. Don't let this happen. Mail your fortunes right now to "fortune". Just type in your favorite pithy saying. Do it now before you forget. Our target is 300 new fortunes by the end of the week. Don't miss out. All fortunes will be acknowledged. If you contribute 30 fortunes or more, you will receive a free subscription to "The Fortune Hunter", our monthly program guide. If you contribute 50 or more, you will receive a free "Fortune Hunter" coffee mug ....--- snip ---

--- snip ---An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate. They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him. "Get out of our lives you rascal. We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith too."--- snip ---

--- snip ---Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -- Groucho Marx--- snip ---

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About Me

Hi, I am Aniket "Nike" Anikhindi, a traveller, trekker and a big fan of adventure. I love driving, wandering to places. I'm passionate about fitness. Other hobbies include numismatism, currency collection, playing guitar and playing chess.