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Nerd News: Talking Raccoon edition

We’ve spent months waiting with bated breath for Marvel Studios to announce who they will have voice the gun-loving Rocket Raccoon in James Gunn’s Guardians of the Galaxy, and today it sounds as though they may have found their actor. A source over in England where the film is currently in production has told Latino-Review that Bradley Cooper has been offered the chance to voice the diminutive hero in the 2014 space epic. Whether or not Cooper will accept the role remains unknown.

Once again, DC fans, I’d like to point out that Marvel is putting a talking raccoon and a walking tree possibly voiced by two A-list actors while Warner Bros. still hasn’t managed to put out a Wonder Woman vehicle since Linda Carter.