Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his
blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

But that blonde girl you guys are talking about is actually my neighbors mom. We were at the Angel game at the begining of the season and she was on her phone, then some Angel hit a homer and the crowd went nuts; her response: