A wrong number shouldn’t be the first person on your mind in the morning, or the last at night…and you’re definitely not supposed to talk them into buying a baby goat.

Because that would be weird.

When Zach Hastings and I get into a wrong-number mix-up, we don’t follow the rules. We keep texting and flirting, because he’s wicked funny and perfectly nerdy and a wonderful distraction.

I’m not looking for love, and Zach definitely had the wrong number.

But maybe…

Maybe he’s the right guy.

Delia: I fell asleep thinking of you.

Zach: Please tell me we’re about to sext.

Delia: The moment I woke up, I ran my hand down my chest between my bountiful breasts. I slowly dragged it across my flat stomach, goose bumps rising along my skin at the touch. It wasn’t until I was right at the opening of my white cotton panties that I decided I wasn’t going to touch myself because WE ARE NOT SEXTING, YOU PERVERT.

Zach: I hate you so much right now.

Zach: I HAD A SOLID BONER GOING

Delia: Did you really?

Zach: What do you expect? I’m a man, dammit! We like titties and goose bumps and white cotton panties and sex. YOU ARE EVIL.

Zach: Can we still sext later?

Delia: NO!

Delia: Maybe.

Delia: We’ll see.

Zach: Really?!

Delia: OMG NO!

Delia: ;-)

Zach: I am so confused, yet still slightly turned on.

Delia: Please stop telling me about your boner.

Zach: I will never not tell you about my boner. That’s not the kind of friendship I want.

Delia: You’re so weird.

Zach: And…

Delia: *rolls eyes* And I like it. I LIKE IT, OKAY?!

Zach: I know you do.

Delia: UGH!

Delia: FYI, I’m not sexting you. Ever.

Zach: But I’m REALLY cute…

Delia: Oh puh-lease. Every rando on the other side of the screen will say that shit. You need to prove it.

Zach: Geez, Delia, if you wanted a picture of me, all you had to do was ask.

Delia: I don’t want a picture because I’m not sexting you.

Zach: I’m sending you a picture anyway.

Zach: DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

I’m scared as hell to push the download button—I mean, it could be a dick pic or something. I don’t think Zach is a douchebag, but you never know.

Delia: I knitted you a damn PENIS POTHOLDER. Least you could do to repay me for my kindness is to buy me a baby goat. Don’t be a jerk, Zach. No one likes those.

Zach: Speaking of those potholders…when am I getting those? We live close. We could always meet…

Delia: You think you’re so slick.

Zach: Aren’t I?

Delia: No.

Zach: Well?

Delia: I’ll consider it, but later. I still have to ensure you’re not a creeper.

Zach: You’ll knit a man potholders but won’t give them to him? Who’s the jerk now?

Delia: Buy me that baby goat and we have a deal.

Zach: You play a tough hand, Delia.

Delia: Question is, will you win this round, or will I?

By day I’m a freelance cover designer. By every other free moment, a writer. I’m a Missouri raised gal, but I currently live in North Carolina with my US Marine husband where I spend my days begging him for a cat. I survive off coffee, pizza, and sarcasm. When I’m not writing, you can find me binge-watching various TV shows, especially Supernatural andOne Tree Hill. I like cold weather, buy more paperbacks than I’ll ever read, and I never say no to brownies.