A Gay Man Goes Into A Bar And Asks In An Feminine Voice, “Can I Have A Beer Pleathe?” “We Don’T Serve Your Types In Here”, Says The Butch Barman. “Serve Me Or I’Ll Bring My Fierce German Shepherd In Here!” Says The Patron. The Barman Laughs His Head Off. “Fuck Off!”, He Says. The Gay Guy Comes Back In With A Truly Magnificent German Shepherd. “Let Him Have It Cyril!” He Orders. Cyril Puts His Front Paws On The Bar And Barks, “Bowsy-Wowsy!”

Once A Poor Farmer’S Son Gets Married
Due To Lack Of Space He Decides To Divide The Room Into 2 By A Thin Cloth So That His Son Can Enjoy His First Night
In The Night When His Son Is Pumping His Wife With Full Speed The Old Farmers Wife Asks The Farmer To Do It Too
The Farmer Does It Once And Gets Exausted But The Son Carries On And The Farmers Wife Forces The Farmer To Do It Again After Doing It Again The Farmer Is Really Exausted But The Son Starts Again So The Farmer Goes Over To The Other Side And Says
“Beta Competition Kyon Laga Raha Hai Maa To Teri Hi Chudni Hai”

Ten-Year-Old Johnny Was Walking Down The Sidewalk Pulling A Wagon And Dragging A Dead Flattened Frog On A String Behind It, When He Came Up To The Doorstep Of A Whorehouse. He Knocked On The Door, And The Madam Came To Answer It. When She Saw Him With His Wagon And Frog, She Just Stared And Asked What He Wanted. Johnny Said “I Know What You Sell In There, I Have The Money To Buy It, And I’M Not Leaving ‘Till I Get It!” She Thought She Would Have Some Fun With Him, So She Told Him To Come In. Once He Got In, She Told Him To Pick Out The Girl He Liked. Johnny Asked, “Do Any Of These Girls Have Any Diseases?” Well, The Madam Was Somewhat Surprised, But Of Course, She Told Him, “No”. Johnny Replied: “Well, I Heard All The Men Were Talking About Having To Go To The Hospital And Get Shots After Making Love With Mabel, And That Is The Girl I Want. I Have The Money To Pay For It.” The Madam Stared Incredulously At Him, But Finally Told Him “Well, Alright Then. Mabel It Is. Go Upstairs And To The First Room On The Right.” So, Johnny Headed Up The Stairs Dragging The Smashed Frog Behind Him. About Ten Minutes Later, He Came Back Down The Stairs, Still Dragging The Frog. He Paid The Madam, And Picked Up His Wagon And Headed Out The Door, At Which Time The Madam Stopped Him. “Since You Already Knew About Mabel, Why On Earth Would You Pick The Only Girl In The Place With A Disease, Instead Of One Of The Others?” She Asked Johnny. He Answered Back, “Well, Tonight When I Get Home, My Mother And Father Are Going Out To A Restaurant To Eat, Leaving Me At Home With The Baby-Sitter. When They Leave, I Am Going To Screw Her, And Give Her The Disease I Just Caught. When Mom And Dad Get Home, Dad Will Drive The Baby-Sitter Home. On The Way, He Will Screw Her Too, Just Like He Always Does, And He Will Catch It From Her. When Dad Gets Back Home, He And Mom Will Go To Bed, And They Will Make Love, And Mom Will Catch It Too. Then, In The Morning When Dad Goes To Work, The Milkman Will Deliver The Milk, And He Will Screw My Mom, And He Will Catch It, And He’S The Son-Of-A-Bitch That Ran Over My Frog!”

The Wedding Date Was Set And The Groom’S Three Best Friends – A Carpenter, An Electrician And A Dentist Were Deciding What Pranks To Play On The Couple On Their Wedding Night.
The Carpenter Decided That He Would Saw The Slats Off Their Bed Would Be Fun.
The Electrician Figured That Wiring The Bed With Alternating Current Would Give Them A Few Chuckles.
The Dentist Wouldn’T Commit Himself, But Promised It Would Be Memorable.
The Wedding Went As Planned And A Few Days Later, Each Of The Grooms Buddies Received The Following Note:
Dear Friends,
We Didn’T Mind The Bed Slats Being Sawed.
The Electric Shock Was Only A Minor Setback.
But I Swear By The God Almighty, I’M Going To Kill The Guy, Whoever Had Put Local Anesthesia In The Condom!!

A Man Takes His Wife To A Stock Show. They Start Headingdown The Alley That Houses All The Bulls. The Sign On The First Bull’S Stall States: “This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year.” The Wife Turns To Her Husband And Says, “He Mated 50 Times In A Year, Isn’T That Nice.” They Proceed To The Next Bull And His Sign Stated: “This Bull Mated 65 Times Last Year.” The Wife Turns To Her Husband And Says, “This One Mated 65 Times Last Year. That Is Over 5 Times A Month. You Could Learn From This One!” They Proceeded To The Last Bull And His Sign Said: “This Bull Mated 365 Times Last Year.” The Wife’S Mouth Drops Open And Says, “Wow! He Mated 365 Times Last Year. That Is Once A Day! You Could Really Learn From This One!” The Fed Up Man Turns To His Wife And Says, “Go And Ask The Bull If He Had The Same Cow Every Day.”