Hey, if you're getting testy why not just view our comments as works of fiction?

No, wait...fiction is fact in your world, right?

Anyhoo, care to explain how your "Someone once thought of it, ergo it happened in the real world" approach to facts is somehow not batshit insane? For fuck's sake man, using your rules we can deduce that Santa and the Tooth Fairy are alive and well and part of a sinister cabal of NWO backed, child-friendly Manchurian projects designed to force future generations to conform to the commands of our lizard overlords.

Although honest to God, I wouldn't be surprised if you really believed that. After all, I thought of it and typed it out; it must be fact, right?

Now that's done, I have an off-topic question not related to our years old "No, you're a cunt" back and forth: are you still in touch with Charismagician?

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

Anyhoo, care to explain how your "Someone once thought of it, ergo it happened in the real world" approach to facts is somehow not batshit insane?

Regarding Posts #298 and #299: IT DID HAPPEN IN THE REAL WORLD - IF YOU GO TO NYC THE TWIN TOWERS ARE NOT STANDING

Regarding Charismagician: He quit the band we formed together to do his own *heavier* band where he gets to be the guitar player. So I joined his band and he fired me several months later for a less musical guy who jumps around like a monkey and punches his bass like it insulted his mom (he broke his hand doing that). I still fill in when he needs it. A drummer that CM replaced and subsequently filled in for him in what was left of our band died two days ago of cancer in his brain. Here is the FB page for CM's current band, 10,000 Views (which should win some award for lamest band name), and here is his.

[edit] Ok, he didn't completely quit our band - we play 2 or 3 times a year. The last one was on a barge playing to around 400 boats and a bunch of swimming fuckers. Titties and beer, stingrays and jellyfish. It is not usual for the directions to the gig to include longitude latitude coordinates. I wish I could find the shot from the helicopter, for it is truly fucking awesome.and here is our page

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"If you were supposed to watch your mouthall of the time, I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Drive-By Truckers

Yeah, and if you look in the street you'll see video cameras. QED, Minitru and Miniplenty put them there. On Xmas morning, there will be presents under trees. In the absence of other evidence, it seems clear that Santa put them there. Fucks sake...

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

So I realize I'm kinda guilty of what I accuse this guy of doing, and it is only slightly less lame to do it on a message board than a YouTube video but... I think there were a lot of nice highlights in this conversation...

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!