Monday, January 23, 2017

We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses.Mother to children"you never respond to my text"Children reply "I sent you a K".and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get richer.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

No wonder I hate New Years.Party hound parents twisting the night away in diapers while I am left at granny's banging pots and pans.I'll be asleep at 9 and if I am on top of overcoats in your guestroom don't wake me.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

6 Months of pure self loathing and guilt awaits if you won't leave Dodge in time. If I give Mrs.jaygerardtoday and Debbie all the Necco wafers the kids will go back to swallowing nickles. Appease the masses with Snickers,but it better not be those mini's!

Sunday, October 9, 2016

You may as well sleep through the 2nd debate...nothing to see here.The real news is out there, on the streets, lurking behind every corner just waiting to hurl a cream pie.Be kind to all who don the rainbow wig for the clown may be somebody's mother's oil painting.Remember to speak well of all, at least while your Mommy is within earshot.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Why won't Wawa close on Christmas and give Billy the day off so he can discover it's true meaning; kindness, giving and cartoon balloon characters surrounding lawn nativities.Did Mary & Joseph actually hit the Powerball of their day?Click on this link below

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Come on down, grab a spot and munch on a soft pretzel while you watch the large tv's with millions of others waiting in line to use the Port-A-Johns.His Holiness will have his cheesesteak "wid-wiz". Sauce and onions please, and he'll order in Latin.