Not since LeBron James was a teenager has there been a more highly anticipated arrival. Rim and AB discuss whether Grocer Joe lived up to the hype, if it's possible to untangle Tia's twisting web of logic, Krystal's new attitude, and more from the first episode of 'Bachelor In Paradise'.

What a finale. Blake's heart sank to the bottom of the ocean, while Becca seems ecstatic to be with Garrett. We recap it all, from the family dinners to the proposal to the AFTR controversy discussion. Join us.

Hello! We're back. AB had another child! Much has happened in the interim: LeBron James signed with the Lakers, Tiger Woods played some good golf out there on the links, MoviePass flew too close to the sun, and father of two Alex Bradford was sucked into Fornite like every other video gamer on Earth. Also: Some in-depth TV show reviews and brief discussion about the recent Old Tweet Reckoning.

Jason smiled through two abrupt walkaways, gleefully ate crickets (with no sauce!), and capped off his journey with a post-breakup scrapbook delivery. Was it enough to warrant next Bachelor consideration? And how will Blake react if his worst fears are realized two weeks from now? Probably not stoically.

Hometowns went off without a hitch, unfortunately. We would have preferred some familial strife. Thankfully Tia Booth came to the annual girl talk sesh armed with one gigantic wrench, just itching to jam it into her "friend" Becca's journey. Plus: Is Blake the new frontrunner? And is Jason good enough to play in the NHL??

Very Cavallari, whose title reveals that I’ve been mispronouncing Kristin Cavallari’s name for more than a decade, premiered on E! last night. Normally, an hour-long reality program centered around a C-list celebrity, her friends, and her friends’ friends would not be appointment television for yours truly. But Kristin starred in the finest closing scene in the history of series finales. Tuning in for the return of an icon is the least I could do to pay my respects.

Becca's had a long week. Lincoln embarrassed her in front of the citizenry of Richmond, Va., Chris prowled through the night in desperation, and Connor wore glasses for the first time and threw her decision-making process into disarray. Will she make clear-minded choices amidst all this chaos? And can anything prevent a Garrett-Colton showdown on the beach?

As the overconfident Chris unravels before our eyes, Wills takes a hard-line stance on chit-chat time limits while also pushing the boundaries of modern couture. Plus: A two-on-one date with no winners, AB's continued fawning over Colton, 'Proposal' talk, and some great mailbag questions.

In a matter of minutes, Jean Blanc went from middling pseudo-contender on an average season of The Bachelorette right to the forefront of the franchise's Mount Rushmore of breathtaking meltdowns. Plus: Garrett's big reveal (not *that*), Wills' empathy, and a dash of 'Proposal' talk.

Clay came in like a lamb and went out like a lion, a wounded hero who will not soon be forgotten. Plus: Did Becca forgive Colton for his rendezvous with Tia? Yes, of course, have you seen the guy?? Also David fell off a bunk bed because this show is summer camp for adult men.

Controversy erupts over an innocent photo, framed for special presentation and safekeeping. Plus: The first of Colton's many secrets is revealed, and it's serious enough that Becca actually considered sending that dreamboat packing.

Last night’s incomprehensible mental blunder from noted knucklehead J.R. Smith is getting most of the attention, but the more significant calamity to emerge from Game 1 on the NBA Finals has nothing to do with the players on the court. I will try to describe the situation without cracking my keyboard over the corner of my desk.

If the season premiere is any indication, Becca will not hesitate to boot any guy with even a whiff of wrong reasons stench wafting off his sockless outfit. (Perhaps this is why Jean Blanc uses to much cologne.) Join your old pals Rim and AB back on the horse as we revel in the audacity of some of these limo entrances and pickup lines from the first episode of Becca's Bachelorette.

The worst Cavaliers team of LeBron James’ career put the best-ever version of the Toronto Raptors out of their misery last night, 128-93. Over the course of four mostly embarrassing performances, the Raptors’ two best players — DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry — combined for about the same production as LeBron alone. The East’s best regular-season team, title contenders seven days ago, are now on the brink of disintegration.

It had been more than two years since Gennady Golovkin walked toward an opponent and pummeled him until he lay in a whimpering, crumpled daze. After Triple G’s last two fights each went the distance, some feared the days of big drama show knockouts were behind him. Thanks to a few positive steroid tests from would-be foe Canelo Alvarez, we were treated to a vintage Golovkin “fight” where he spent more time walking to the ring than he did in it.

Two days after the Raptors helplessly watched LeBron James float a dozen black hole grenades through their nets, one might expect Toronto to do everything in their power to prevent him from pulverizing their hearts in the final moments of Game 3. Instead, they left the entire task up to rookie OG Anunoby.