"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

slowly put yourself into reverse and back slowly down the wall....dont try to U turn, just go in reverse

WATCH OUT FOR THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black

I have printed several pamphlets, and given one to my teachers, friends, etc.
(etcetera! now that's classy!) They have finagled me a Pastafarian friend,
and my teachers and my etc., and they got a kick out of it. I think it's pure
genius (despite the lack of our definition of heaven). Keep up the great work!

-(Brackets)

"The Big Bang violates the first Law of Thermodynamics!"
"So does your face!"

You don't need a colour (yes, I'm a Canadian) printer. Ture, the almighty FSM does look better in colour, but that is about the only thing on it that isn't black+white. So print, print ye knave, and spread the most devine word...

-(Brackets)

"The Big Bang violates the first Law of Thermodynamics!"
"So does your face!"