Hell, I can write a three-paragraph post in a few minutes max.
(This one took about 30 seconds.)

... where I spend real time is re-editing them.

Originally Posted by Arclight

Have you considered their join dates, Victor?
Do you think Jack Flak might have cracked the top 5 had he not been banned?

Oh noes -- it's a vast female conspiracy!!!

And our successful six have put in ten thousand hours on the keyboard, just like Mozart.

Actually, I've probably put in close to as many hours on an actual piano keyboard just like Mozart. Nice call.

"Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

“Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft