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Dorsey

I am Michael Dorsey, or the boreacle. I relocated to Seattle last summer from Philadelphia and grew up near the Mason Dixon line in New Freedom, PA. My day job is writing software for a biotech startup in Seattle. With that being said, you will notice lots of sentence fragments and segmented thoughts. Give me a break, I have spent the last 7+ years writing things like:

int daps = 0;

while(rollinsHitting) {

daps++;

}

-OR-

boolean happy;

if(LeToux) {

happy = true;

}

else {

happy = false;

}

Note: Do not critique this code you ass. I HOPE the above is an infinite loop.

I spend a lot of time thinking about sports and I listen to a lot of sports podcasts:

SVP, BS Report, Fantasy Focus, PTI, The Herd

Most of what I write will be based on opinion as I don’t have a lot of time to research / fact check as much as I should. If people start reading this frequently, this will change. Also, most of what I know about the current state of sports is gleaned from said podcasts and watching SportsCenter almost nightly ( sometimes with beer / cocktail goggles ).