Colbert set up a yard sale at his Colbert Report studios and sold off a spray bottle of ass juice, brass balls, Beatles figurines, a bald eagle statue, Vacsa-ginia Slims, his White House Correspondents' Dinner speech and an iPad mini, most of which he offered for a dollar. (But one man who tries to pay with a credit card seems to be getting more than he bargained for.)

Sadly, though, it doesn't look like there were any takers for his "one-of-a-kind Michael Stipe, who has been sitting on my shelf over there for three years," and who the host marked down to $0.25 after Stipe wouldn't sell for a dollar.