This list is on the internet right? The internet is for pornography and cute stuff, so might as well christen this app with a collection of por- err cute photos of my gliders, Sam (2, 4) and Gilly (1, 3, 5).

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Handheld AND wireless

#convenient

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Upside-down snack time

"Do I get to say thank you this time?" "Wait..." *kiss*

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Tiny hands!

Something Trump and my gliders have in common besides their level of foreign policy knowledge.

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Muscleboy

Sam is kind of an asshole and rips food from Gilly only to tauntingly eat it above her on the wall of the cage. Sam eats alone, AFTER Gilly now.