_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

Too bad the old board is down. Otherwise I'd post a link to the PPK Absolution thread and we aaaaaall* would have a good laugh.

*brian and I

_________________"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

Hah, I was waiting for someone to start a thread along these lines! Honey-roasted babies are vegan, right?

No, but agave-roasted babies are!

_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

Man, you had me worried for a minute there. It just so happens that I have a baby pie in wallaby aspic in the oven right now (nothing rude about that)!

Oh, don't forget the bacon salt, cuz it makes everything else vegan. It's the bacon salt halo. I put it on all the best organ meats from laboratory-spawned/cloned extinct animals. It makes them as vegan as spinach salad.