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Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...

Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...

Fargo, ND – As a public service announcement, consider yourself now informed that author Stephen King will be reading scary books to children every day all next month at the Fargo Public Liberry. Times for the sessions will...

Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...

Fargo, ND—For the third consecutive year, Tommy and his father Craig have stopped by your house unannounced to try and sell you some junk publication you’ll never read. And for the third consecutive year, your cheap ass...

Fargo, ND – In what many parents are seeing as a disturbing new trend, a growing number of very young children are drinking cups of coffee to get that “high school” feeling. Fargo police have been secretly...

Washington, DC – In an unprecedented move, the Food and Drug Administration has issued a recall of what experts are calling the most toxic substance in America: its own spoiled rotten children. While these whining brats...

Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...

West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. Tim (The Toxic Ninja)...