We’ve said it innumerable times before, but some suit-wearing celebrities simply refuse to listen: You don’t have to tweet! There are so many other activities available to you during your short time on Earth, especially when you are rich! You can remodel the guest kitchen of your third summer home! You can build a medium-sized vault, line it in several layers of vicuña fur, and whisper your opinions in there! Depending on how rich you are, you can buy a Bell 407 helicopter, write your tweet on a piece of paper, and throw it out the door over the Indian Ocean!

All of these are terrific suggestions, and I have even more, Diane. Call me next time before you do this again.

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are definitely dating, and probably thought that finally acknowledging that fact might mean everyone would leave them alone about it. Wrong! The two got called out at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammys party, because being famous is a pain in the ass.

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According to People, Foxx and Holmes were seated at the same table, as couples do, though Holmes tried to flee the scene before Davis acknowledged their presence. It didn’t work:

However, Davis called out the move, saying, “This lady left the room right when I was going to introduce her, she was sitting at that table right with Jamie Foxx and everyone else.” He added, “If you’re going to sit together what better night than tonight?”

A source said that the shout-out maybe Katie “really uncomfortable.” Maybe it’s because he referred to her as “this lady”? Awkward times all around!