Enterprising Youth Snags Porn Star Prom Date on Twitter, But School Bans Her From Attending

What surely would have been the crowning achievement of this kid’s life has now possibly slipped through his hands, dashed by some buzzkill administrators at his school.

What a scenario: Rejected by all the girls he asked, the kid takes to Twitter and pretty much runs through the gamut of porno chicks on there asking them if they want to go to the prom with him. Finally one does, asking only for him to cover her airfare.

Just imagine his excitement … and then the deflation once the administrators stepped in.

American dream … shattered.

An Oakdale high school senior is being prevented from bringing his chosen date — a porn actress — to prom.

Mike Stone tweeted one member after another in that profession, seeking someone willing to go to the Tartan High School prom at Landmark Center in St. Paul.

Megan Piper said on her Twitter account that she’d love to accompany the 18-year-old to his rite of passage May 12 as long as Stone paid for her transportation from California.

Patty Phillips, superintendent of District 622, said Wednesday in a written statement that Piper would be unwelcome. “This prom date will not be allowed to attend the Tartan prom as her attendance would be prohibited under Tartan’s standard prom procedures and would be inconsistent with two school district policies,” one covering visitors and the other addressing school-sponsored student activities.

The visitor policy reads, in part, that access is allowed unless “the visit is not in the best interest of students, employees or the school district.”

The activities policy prohibits, among other things, any act that “substantially disrupts the orderly operation of school or school activities.”

Every prom season nowadays we see stunts where a celebrity shows up to escort a young man or lady on their big night. Typically a PR stunt. We’ve also witnessed a rash of lesbians wanting to go as couple, and they become celebrated for the cause. Heck, they usually wind up being named King and Queen of the prom just so everyone can flash their PC street cred.

Now this poor schlub, facing the opportunity to strut his stuff with some arm candy, has his dream dashed.

Cruel, cruel world.

Still, if he’s creative enough to do this, we’re sure some good will come of it. Just fly Piper in for the weekend and take your chances. Heck, he’ll have news crews tailing him. He’ll be bigger than the prom and who knows, there might just be a happy ending.

2 Responses to “Enterprising Youth Snags Porn Star Prom Date on Twitter, But School Bans Her From Attending”

Well now– all of a sudden this school has magically developed some kinda “moral code” overnight? Wow where did THAT come from? I thought schools all across America were allowing ALL KINDS of “alternate lifestyle choices” for students– so this kid’s choice ISN’T appropriate all of a sudden? I’m thinking someone in this school’s administration is GREEN with ENVY and just couldn’t sit idle while this kid “bagged a trophy date”.