‘Sexual street imagery around the world’ roundup

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• Seguin Police are looking for the people responsible for spraying painting phallic images all over town. This makes sense because, in a related-but-well-disguised pun, the world’s largest pecan sits on Seguin’s town square. But there’s only one of those.mySA

• In England, a teenager painted a 60-foot-long phallic image on the roof of his parents’ new mansion. It was up for a year until it was seen by a helipcopter pilot. Stunts like that tend to rub parents the wrong way. BBC

• At the risk of glorifying redundancy, students and administration showed up for class at Lower Township, N.J.’s Regional High School only to find a phallic thingy on top of a pole.The Press of Atlantic City

• One of the rising bands on the San Diego music scene is named Goblin Cock, and it’s lead singer goes by the name Lord Phallus. Not only am I not touching that, but I’m not touching that.Examiner

• For all of your other phallic imagery needs, the Huffington Post has compiled a slideshow highlighting some of the classics exposed by Google Earth. You may find other, better slideshows, but this is considered the seminal phallic slideshow presentation.Huffington Post