Category: What’s Normal

Meanwhile, back inside the evil confines of Lake Geneva, the darkly collected alderperson’s met to hold the second reading about the coming school parking lot to be built on the shattered ruins of one of Lake Geneva’s prized historic homes……

Parking lot approval would open floodgates, according to former city alderperson and Geneva Shore Reporter Terry O’Neill: “On July 20, I spoke to this Committee about the School Board’s parking lot request. I listed the facts…..”

Here’s a dumb and dumber quote from the normally bright and adept city administrator from Fontana..“Residents should not be alarmed by Fontana’s debt ratio. The debt ratio is inflated because it does not account for Fontana’s large summer population.”………..

What happened to the fish? Oh, if you’re not old you don’t know. The Gar are gone. The Cisco went away. Great Northern and Walleyes are so uncommon that everyone gathers around the lake if one is brought in on a hook…..

It’s impossible to ignore Lake Geneva’s debt. Yes, the debt the city owes, having spent taxpayer monies beyond the budget, needs constant and hard bitten consideration right now, and on into the future………………

You get 25 GSR points (which you can add to any parking meter) if you can tell me where #1 and #2 meters are located in our city. All of these parking spots were 7 convenient tourist bus parking spaces. They have all been deleted ….