Fake Martial Art (noun): A form of "fighting" that is sold based upon mystique created by entertainment and the media. No actual basis is proven behind it, yet naieve people will pay hundreds of dollars to a middle-aged fat white man who will teach them how to be "t3h d34dly." Often people are led astray and end up learning the truth "the hard way."
But that's not Iceberg Slim's definition. Sorry to butt in on the subject.

Since I seem to be getting more and more popular around here, I'll have to address you guys one at a time.
CR1- I just McReplied.
Mahoney- Keep hoping. Maybe if you're real nice, I'll wear a full uniform, complete with monk's prayer beads.
Driscoll- Wow. What a solid definition. You hit it on the head 100%, dude. I can't believe how accurate you are. You must have done extensive research on the topic. You're right, I practice a fake martial art. It's not real; it's made up. Every punch, kick, block, eye gouge, throw and movement is totally not real, and definately did not exist before Kung Fu Movies or Bruce Lee. And my Sifu is a wicked fat, wicked middle-aged white guy who just takes my money and laughs at me behind my back.
With a staggering intellect like yours, I'm surprised you only seem to have a substandard tournament record.

"With a staggering intellect like yours, I'm surprised you only seem to have a substandard tournament record."
*Sniffle* Why do you have to be so mean? I'm here to educate you. After all, I'm not the one who thinks that they can do something that "no one else has ever done before" by fusing TMA into MMA. It's not like people tried that in the first few UFCs or anything.
When do I get to fuck you up?

When and where? I arrive on the 15th of August would be interested to come and watch.
Kungfuviking - thought you wanted to find somewhere to train and learn some new skills before getting in the ring? Oh well ... I suppose there are many ways to learn.

kungfu..i know youre getting some heat about your martial art:i won't comment on it until i actually see you in action, but i know what i have seen in the past and it hasn't been good. but you can prove us wrong. theres no need to try and diss someone for their record though. grappling tournies are for practice and to get experience for the ring for most people. not to mention fun.. whats your record 0-0..

Wait a minute...I ahven't checked this in a while...you guys are actually gonna fight? That's fucking great!! Give me the time and the place....why august?
We need fighters for the ECFA show next week...can you get your medicals done in time?
Rick

certain parties will receive information via email when all the details are finalized. We are doing it in August so that both parties will have amble time to train for the fight, so there will be no excuses.

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