“Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome” on SyFy at 8:00pm ET. Two hour special presentation. If you hate awards shows and zombies, but are generally favorable on space pilots and robots, this is your ticket tonight.

“The Grammy Awards” on CBS at 8:00pm ET. LL Cool J is hosting the show again, which is only a good thing because I believe that man was put on earth to teach the rest of us mortals what the meaning of the word “charm” is. And, you know, there’s some performances or something going on too. My favorite game is pinpointing which category had the voters just going “Fuck it” and throwing everything in there. Usually it’s “Alternative” but sometimes there’s a surprise. Like Beyonce in the “Traditional R&B Performance” category this year.

“Downton Abbey” on PBS at 9:00pm ET. Two hour episode this week, y’all. Make an extra pot of tea.

“The Walking Dead” on AMC at 9:00pm ET. Third season winter premiere. It’s back! It has risen from it’s previous state of non-being to a newly revived version of itself! There’s like some kind of metaphor or analogy I could make here, but it just isn’t coming to me.