Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?

I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

Yes. But in America, vehicular violations almost always go away if you simply throw enough money at the judge. The Circuit Court system has no pretense of "equal justice" whatsoever. In the past, Paris has just paid off the courts. I want to say this is her 3rd offense, but I could be wrong.

Sometimes though, being a universally despised celebrity can backfire on you; the judge presiding over the most recent case decided to make an example of her. Haha.

Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?

I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

Yes. But in America, vehicular violations almost always go away if you simply throw enough money at the judge. The Circuit Court system has no pretense of "equal justice" whatsoever. In the past, Paris has just paid off the courts. I want to say this is her 3rd offense, but I could be wrong.

Sometimes though, being a universally despised celebrity can backfire on you; the judge presiding over the most recent case decided to make an example of her. Haha.

Well I personally want to thank the judge who had that case on his/her docket and not backing down. I just wish that Paris had at least a year in jail. Hopefully, though, this experience will give her a swift kick up her ass. And be famous for better things other than having the last name of Hilton and having a dude shooting up her dook.

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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Yeah, I'd hit that too... in a way completely different from what Ash is saying. I don't condone the hitting of women any more than I do the hitting of children or animals, but my fiancee and her mother both say I get a free pass if I ever see Paris Hilton in public, so I'm in the clear as far as that goes!

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"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Paris Hilton in jail? Oh, there are so many people to thank....God, of course, and Satan

(while I'm sure both heard my constant prayers to have this b***h put on ice, it seems one of them has actually granted my request).

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"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Well, to each his own I guess, but there's a thing about chicken dinners and fillet mignon. And Paris is less of a chicken dinner. If I had the unfortunate task to do her, I'd probably get stabbed by her tail bone.

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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

What I don't understand is why we or the media spends so much time reporting on this spoiled/talentless airhead! SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!! Do a porno,attend parties and all of a sudden,people want you to make a cd or do a movie..how easy is it to be a celebrity these days??? I could care less about her or Nicole Richie or Donald Trump..could name more,but don't want to run out of space...Give us actors or music groups or artists that we have never heard of instead of this!!!!!

Great, now she's out and in home confinement because of a "medical condition"

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning."