DM Looking to Start Group.

So Gents, I'm looking to start an online group for 3.5 or Pathfinder. I'm very experienced with both and have multiple campaigns on the back burner to pull out. (My other group can usually only coordinate about 1-2 times a month)

I need my fix, I'm having having a hard time finding a local group, but thankfully I have this resource of fa/tg/uys and faggots who might be interested right here. The campaign ideas vary from low-level kobold crushers to higher level "save the world or break it" campaigns. We can discuss which the party would enjoy more once members are established.

I gladly welcome new players, and am more than willing to teach those who want to learn how to play. Though a warning, my DM style is tough but fair. You're character has every chance to live, but if **** hits the fan, that's most likely rolling a new character. Though that doesn't mean I won't occasionally make caveats for the sake of story.

Need a group? Want to learn how to play? Want to experience the Insanity I call plotlines? Here's your chance. PM me if you're interested.

(Also looking for any groups or individuals who could teach me Dark Heresy or Call of Cthulhu. Never played, but I understand the basic systems well enough.)

Well I can teach you the basics and even do some small test runs to help you learn the system. It's not incredibly complicated, as most things boil down to a d20 roll and some character sheet referencing, though by a few sessions in you'll probably have everything important about your character memorized, that's just usually how it goes.

Private messaging to start, once we get a good vibe going it'd go to voice chat for actual character building and basic knowledge. Then we can run some trials to see how those basics are used. Sound good?

You can find almost all of the 3.5 books online as pdf's, and the basics are the Player's Handbook for 3.5 and if you really want to get more in-depth, the Dungeon Master's guide as well.
WoTC has an online dice roller that works just fine for that, if you don't want to go out and get dice.
Thankfully most of the resources are now online, and 3.5 is old enough that most of them are user shared to not need to buy anything.