Wikileaks to reveal damning evidence on Assange

In a truly spectacular miscalculation, Wikileaks looks to have shot itself in the foot after reports were leaked, by themselves, that they had uncovered damning evidence proving that the website is merely a vehicle for anarchists and was designed to be nothing more than a playground for the irresponsible to leak largely uninteresting and trivial but occasionally dangerous knowledge to the world. It is understood that the wikileaks-leaks will not spawn a new website, but the information will be leaked, by Wikileaks, about Wikileaks, on Wikileaks. It is also rumoured that the reports are actually more personal, and simply provide evidence that Mr Assange was so upset by a delivery from Amazon turning up 4 hours late, that he would 'set up a bogus website' with an alleged quote "Turn up 4 hours late? And not even offer me a discount? I wasted an entire morning!! Lets see how many idiots I can persuade to download denial of service software and then we will show Amazon who is boss!!!"
In between trying to dodge any potential prosecutions, and moaning about how hard done by he is, Assange was heard to mutter... "Bugger!"