Ziggens were on tour but the stage fell down
So the Hollywood types were coming around
Everybody pitches in to lend a hand
The Darlings had a jug band, jug band, jug band

Goober thought his dog could throw his voice
But he held no grudge against the boys
Barney says "nip it!" and "boom" a lot
"And they call the man or that meat will rot"

Well, Goober's digging a stocking
And Barney threw his butt in jail
Edith got a restraining order
So he sold his comic books for bail
Now he's running for the border
And Andy's telling the tale
How Goober got a girlfriend
Now we gotta, we gotta, we gotta keep 'em separated