OMG!!!

HELLO
MALENKOMANIACS!!!

3/4/03:

Greetings!

Well, I haven't updated this thing since
July of last year. But I haven't been inactive, no sirree! "But Mr. Mysterious
Writer Guy! I haven't seen anything you've done during that time! Where
have you been? And just where in the hell is 'The Shooter' Dean Malenko?!"

To answer both your questions: Weekly
Visitor! It's the new home of my wacky rasslin' writing, and the new
home of "The Shooter" Dean Malenko! Come join Deano Machino and his
wacky rasslin' pals at Weekly Visitor! THE WACKINESS NEVER STOPS!

Sadly, you can no longer talk to The Shooter
himself because he emailed me in a drunken rage this morning and said he
doesn't want to talk you tools (in so many words). Anyway, go read all
the shit you haven't read yet or I'll 0wn you in Fire Pro!

HEY YOU! READ THIS, 'CAUSE WHILE I
APPRECIATE YOUR LETTERS AND THE SENTIMENT INVOLVED WITHIN, I'M SICK OF
PEOPLE MISTAKING ME FOR THE REAL GUY...:

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