Dr. Gizmodo:What is the law?Sayer of the Law: Not to buy $20 electronic monstrosities, that is the law. Are we not men?Readers (in unison): Are we not men?Dr. Gizmodo: What is the law?Sayer of the Law: Not to buy multi-colored wriggling, singing, flashing, mewling I-DOG, I-FISH, and I-CAT that is the law. Are we not men?Readers (in unison): Are we not men?Dr. Gizmodo: What is the law?Sayer of the Law: Not to buy I-CY, an electronic performing penguin toy that will be released in March 2007, that is the law. Are we not men?Readers (in unison): Are we not men?–Noah Robischon