100 Pints of Ice Cream

Why have your ice cream delivered by an anonymous guy in brown socks when you can have it personally delivered by Neal Gottlieb, the Founding Twin, sporting his green tuxedo. Delivery is available to any U.S. address within 100 miles of an airport serviced by a commercial airline. Price includes 100 pints, delivery, up to two hours of scooping service, a Three Twins Ice Cream laser-etched ice cream scoop, a signed first-edition of the Founding Twin's autobiography "Portrait of the Ice Cream Maker as a Young Man" upon release and a $333.33 contribution to a land trust of your choice.