I don't care about the presidency; this whole country is going to shit anyway. McCain's gonna die in less than one term, (if he wins). Palin's a prostitute. Obama supports terrorism and Socialism. Biden's a chumpass.

I smoked some Sour Diesel, it was great. I'd just like reyo to know that he can lick my nine. I can't jackoff for about 4 to 6 weeks 'cause I broke my arm OFF a skateboard. But don't worry, it was cool. What am I saying? You shit holes wouldn't care blood was profusely excreting from my neck onto the keyboard I'm using, and all my clothes!

I have really cool Jammies: they're Coca-Cola bottoms; I'm wearing. Ya know, the kinda really soft, XL pair with a string around the waist which prevents them from falling to my ankles unintentionally.? Yeah. I think PeachyKeen is hot! It'd be cool if I gotta, like, do her. I'm making chicken for dinner tonight. I* have exactly TWO testicles. I'm bisexual...... If there's a "bisexual Closet", I just came out of it... Cool.

Come Halloween, All Hallow's Eve, I'll be a Four year Stoner! A proud 4yr Stoner I'll be!! Let's HEAR those comments!