A 17-Year-Old Girl Broke Her Retainer Watching Michael B. Jordan

One thing you notice when you watch “Black Panther” is that there are a lot of sexy guys in it. And some of them take their shirts off…including Michael B. Jordan, who plays the villain Killmonger.

Well, a guy recently posted this on Tumblr, “One of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie.

“When MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so [effing] hard she snapped it. That is the [effing] funniest [stuff] ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so [G-D] hard she busted steel.”

Well, the subject of that post actually recognized herself and Tweeted, “Wait. This girl is me. That is my orthodontist’s Tumblr. This is a post about me? I’m going to kill myself.”

She wasn’t serious. In fact, she kept joking about it. And then her dad got into the act, Tweeting, “[We have] already set aside funds sufficient to purchase yet another retainer, in anticipation of Mr. Jordan’s next film.”

Then Michael B. Jordan himself joined the conversation. He Tweeted, “Since I feel partly responsible for breaking your retainers, let me know if I can replace them.” (Check out all the Tweets here.)