Quips & Quotes: November 7, 2009

In this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect and every so often its peeps will make an off-colour comment or reveal more than they wanted to.

We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of celebrity Quips & Quotes.

She is a lovely lady. You just want to say 'God bless' and here's a Gillette razor. [God] gave her the talent. But he hit her with a f---ing ugly stick.-Sharon Osbourne tears into Susan Boyle on a radio show.

She is a lovely lady. You just want to say 'God bless' and here's a Gillette razor. [God] gave her the talent. But he hit her with a f---ing ugly stick.-Sharon Osbourne tears into Susan Boyle on a radio show.

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It's hard for a man to stay home for two years, change diapers, make meals and deal with doctor's appointments and all the stuff you expect your wife to do.-Jon Gosselin gripes about his stay-at-home-dad duties.

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The thing that men don't realize, when they hit a woman, it's... the face, the broken arm, the black eye, it's going to heal. That's not ... the problem. It's the scar inside. You flashback. You ... you remember it all the time. It comes back to you whether you like it or not. And it's painful. So I don't think he understood that. They never do.-Rihanna opens up about the abuse she experienced at the hands of ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown.

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I think I should have just had one big nude day - wouldn't that have been a good idea? Then I could have got it all over and done with, which would have been good. Those scenes were an unnecessary evil. I did exactly as I was told so we could get them done as quickly as possible and get on with the rest of the day.-Eric Bana on filming his nude scenes for 'The Time Traveller's Wife'.

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I'm not proudly defacing the book, but it's a choice between removing that page and throwing away the whole Bible.-Sir Ian McKellen admits to a habit of tearing out the Bible passage that condemns homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, every time he finds one in his hotel room.

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My life has been about exploring types of love. I've explored obsession, I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy. But I'm still on that journey.-Nicole Kidman opens up about her sexual history.

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I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I've found out soya milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts, I had to put the soya milk down. It was a very confusing time.-'Entourage' star Jeremy Piven discusses some side-effects he experienced from drinking soy milk.

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CW catching up on MP. who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press-Jessica Simpson took to her Twitter page to defend her little sister Ashlee after she was fired from the television show 'Melrose Place'.

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I was very hard on him and I would never deny that. I was wrong to treat him that way. Was it good, healthy and wonderful? No. Am I proud of those moments that were captured? No.-Kate Gosselin talks about her treatment of Jon during their marriage.

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My personality was defined by solitude. A lot less now, but especially when I was a drug addict. I was always on my own, sat right up to the telly. I'm only now making friends with people. I'm only really happy when I'm performing. I'm like Judy Garland.Russell Brand discusses his past addictions and struggles with drugs, which contributed to his life-in-the-fast-lane reputation.

So Sharon Osbourne has nasty things to say about Susan Boyle's looks? Sharon isn't a traditional beauty either, so this betrays a meanness thats unbecoming. Susan Boyle has a beauty about her, in voice as well. Sharon should keep her too-big mouth shut.

Susan Boyle has what Osbourne does not: class and talent. I anticipate a backlash against Osbourne and her cruel, unnecessary commentary. Will this affect her job on America's Got Talent? Will Piers and Simon be amused?

I think this is a very rude and insensitive thing that was said by Sharon Osbourne. If you look back years ago, when Sharon was a nobody, Sharon was an Ugly Duckling herself. If not for her husbands success and money she would still be an Ugly foul mouthed pig. The money and her husband brought her into the limelight and gave her the success that she now has. Oh!! and "lots" of plastic surgery, lets not forget that. How soon we forget,just where we came from. Shame on you Sharon, you are like the leopard, never changes her spots.

Sharon is very critical in a very nasty way of Susan Boyle's looks. Well I am sure if Susan Boyle were to spend the amount of money that Sharon has spent on plastic surgery on her face, then she would look just as good as Sharon does, maybe even better, because it takes more than plastic surgery to make a good person, and Sharon is not showing a good side to herself. Susan Boyle is also very talented, what talent does Sharon Osborne have besides criticizing others?