the black metal knight is an odd, multifaceted creature; when he is not adorned in his elaborate band getup, he wears green sweatpants and arizona wolf tees.

this guy has dreams of one day relocating his band to norway, but in the meantime settles for his momís basement. he tries to make ends meet by working at the local comic book store, where he passes the time playing d&d and world of warcraft. with his career choice being unprofitable, he has suffered a series of financial setbacks that relate back to the upkeep of his image. two months worth of paychecks have gone towards having a frank frazetta clone paint his bandís cd cover. in addition, his stage getup has put him well over $800 in debt to the home depot and various bondage stores. if that wasnít enough, medical bills have been piling up- the fearless knight suffered from a severe case of frostbite while filming a music video during a blizzard. regrettably, the aforementioned music video has enjoyed but 33 views on youtube to date.

the black metal knight recently suffered from perhaps the greatest embarrassment of all while onstage at the local dive bar. drunk past the point where he could comprehend his actions, the "kvlt" one accidentally applied his corpse makeup in a manner reminiscent of wcwís sting. fortunately for him, his drummer was also inebriated and emerged as a passable gene simmons.

unlike his predecessors, he has never set a church on fire. he has, however, slipped and burnt his hair with his momís straightener.

Not sure if anyone here has seen this stuff before, but I was surfing around the webs and I came across http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm . The site has different pics and bios for other "scenes" also. If anyone is interested, check them out.

The perfect site to check out the current high school cliques. Pretty much spot on with the emo, hardcore and scene queen fruitcakes. I hate pretty much all of those scenester groups in that website nowadays._________________Good traders/sellers: Yosuke of NWN! Prod, slutvomit, NCM Rec, vampires, Matt of GZE, WrathOfTheQliphoths, BestialLust, Ancient_Tyranny, Maim To Please, GoldenBull, derelict, CR99, 0%cured, etc!!!

1. Cold weather for me all the way 100%. (No fist sized insects and ugly bastard critters in the winter, personally I would rather go through woods of wolves and cougars than jungles of pythons and spiders)

I don't think I get it. There aren't any jokes. They're just describing things. Is simply describing stuff now perfectly admissable as a valid joke, and I missed the memo?_________________ANUNG UN RAMA, SANCTI AB JURA