Hey all! Mr. Salty at your service, here for the smut and the story! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're interested, please don't post in here, PM me!ⅠI'm semi-lit to literate, n' can average about five paragraphs per post. I will however, attempt to match my partner's reply lengths whether they're over or under that. I don't do one-liners, two or three sentences at the minimum please.ⅡI love hashing out plots and brainstorming with potential RP partners, and am willing to change ones already started. Don't be afraid to propose alterations or throw random ideas out of the blue at me!ⅢUke, bottom, seke, switch, seme, top, I can play all of them. Keep in mind though, I will change this depending on how many bottoms or tops I wind up getting. Not fun for me when I'm only ever doing one thing, I'm afraid.ⅣIf you're a switch that 'predominately bottoms' or 'tops most of the time', then I'm sorry but I'm not the player for you. For me, being a switch means switching positions in bed equally or very close to that, not 'topping most of the time' and only ever getting to bottom once or twice. Keep in mind however, you may still feel free to be a top or bottom, I just won't RP switches with someone who isn't willing to keep it equal.ⅤWith the above being said, if my character is a top or a bottom, I am willing to have them do the opposite once or twice yet still remain as such. For example, if my character is a bottom, I don't mind having them top once or twice to 'test the waters' of sorts, and vice versa. Feel free to discuss it with me if need be.ⅥPlease don't pester me for replies. I don't want a repeat of RPs I've had to drop because of the 'Hello? Are you going to reply?' messages I got every ten minutes. Once every two or more days is fine.ⅦDon't god-mod, take control of my characters or make yours invincible with no weaknesses/flaws. Nobody is perfect.ⅧI like to use present and past tense, but not future. You may if you must, but it could put me off.ⅨI enjoy smut just as much as I enjoy plot, so I prefer RPs to be 50/50. I can easily be persuaded to do 30/70 or 70/30, even roleplays that have no smut or only consist of it.ⅩPosition and personality don't correlate for any of my characters, so if I make a top who also happens to be submissive, oops. Not sorry unless you legitimately don't like it, in which case, tell me.ⅪNo Gary Stues/Mary Sues. I'm sorry, I just, don't like characters who have little to no backbone. ⅫI'll use any type of picture for a character, be it anime, cartoon, semi-realistic or realistic! Just lemme' know what your preference is/what you'll be using and I'll do the same!

Ideas!(all are open to alterations, and * is the character I want to play. If there's no * next to the character, than I'm up for either!)

IFor Your Entertainment (Taken);smut-driven, plot driven, slow build, modern;--Escort, paid sex, yknow. All that juicy stuff. C1 is the escort, whereas C2 perhaps has some really doting friends who feel sorry for them (after a bad breakup, maybe?) and go out of their way to pay for C1's services in order to cheer them up. It might jump right into the juicy sexy times, but it doesn't necessarily have to. It all depends on how C2 uses the opportunity. C1's 'services' will be more than just paid sex and the occasional 'I need to pretend you're with me for a day', as they're a rather popular pick for many and has worked for up-coming celebrities before, or current ones that require particular things. Therefore, it'll also include them being a chauffeur, someone to talk to about absolutely anything and I want to discuss that further along with their reasoning for becoming an escort, among other things. This has also got the potential for any fandom based RPs, however they'd have to be AU (which is to be expected).

Ⅱ(NEW) Falling Blindly;modern, comedic, plot driven;--There's a new event around, the sole purpose of it being to create potential matches with those who sign up. But there's a catch. Each person is blindfolded, put in a room and left to talk for about an hour. If they hit it off, they receive the other's contact details post-leaving the room (only if the both of them say yes).C1* and C2 are two of many that chose to sign up. They paid the entry fee, entered the room, and it went... really well. By the end of it, the both of them were eager to get to know the other even more.But imagine C2's surprise when C1* invites him to a popular music venue one night where his favourite band happens to be performing. All expenses 'paid' for by C1*, C2 approaches the entrance of the venue, only to find that the man waiting for him at the entrance... is the lead singer?!