The season of non-stop eating, shopping, and coupon emails is upon us. And, sometimes, we may want to escape those harmful wi-fi signals and dinner guests that ask too many questions.

KFC knows your pain, and has the answer in the form of a large metal tent. The KFC Internet Escape Pod is officially a thing. The pod will seat up to four adults looking for a reprieve, and protection from the internet, as the metal walls block out signals.

Of course, no KFC merchandise would be complete without Colonel Sanders involved. Therefore, the Colonel can be seen here — his long arms offering a large internet-blocking hug. So, as KFC probably intended, grab a bucket of chicken, pull on the drumstick door-knob, and enjoy your escape.

Oh, did we mention that the KFC Internet Escape Pod is a one-off that costs $10,000? No escape for you!

Were you looking for the ultimate Italian/Tex-Mex fusion? No? Then you should probably look away, because today we’ll be discussing the Spaghetti Burrito.

Brought to us by the folks over at HellthyJunkFood, the culinary mash-up is actually the result of a challenge between J.P. and Julia. While Julia goes for the “spaghetti in a tortilla” approach, J.P. thinks outside the box, and uses the spaghetti as the tortilla with a meat filling.

The result… Well, anytime spaghetti can be used as a container, it’s a win-win. See how both are done below.

Dealing with the AM and adulting is hard, and sometimes you may need an inanimate object to do the talking for you. Foodiggityism Mugs are here to help.

The series of eight oversized mugs gets you. Whether you want people to not talk to you until you’re properly caffeinated, or you’re simply professing your love for the almighty coffee. Check out the brand new mugs over at The Foodiggity Shop. We’re sure there’s at least one that could do the talking for you.

Be stylin’ this holiday season with one of the most popular Foodnited States from the original series.

The West Virgingerbread Man T-shirt is here. However, because gingerbread is seasonal, they’re only available for the holiday season in limited quantities.

We’re only printing 50 tees, and they’ll be available for pre-order until December 1st. All Unisex and some Youth sizes will be available, but once it all adds up to 50, the West Virgingerbread Man Tee will be no more… until, perhaps, next winter.