If there is only one bit of wisdom you take from the past, it is that people will always fundamentally be people. I hope you have a chance to look at Graffiti written in Pompeii, and understand that the person who wrote on that wall thousands of years ago, is fundamentally the same man who is writing this now. We all have the same desires, the same ambitions, the same moments of failure and mistakes.

Know this: that only greatness and great failure are remembered, and that people will learn from both, so do the best you can even when you feel like you're going to fail. Treasure the life you have when you have it, and spend time with the people you care about. Even this wisdom has been spoken by a tongue more eloquent than mine, and the important thing is to take the time to do it again anyway. Reinvent the wheel if you have to, because sometimes the wheel has a flaw that no one noticed until now. Oh, and feel free to use my mortal remains for a laugh or something, it's not like they're doing me any good.

"To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone - to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink - greetings!"

jaedreth: It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.

My harmonica playing was way ahead of it's time, so I'm guessing now it's been recognized for it's sheer genius, along with other great works, like the movies 'Battleship' and 'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance' and Mitt Romney's secret double-switcheroo, where he won the White House in 2016 running as a Democrat, and turned out to be a robot lesbian from Kenya. I'm not supposed to say this, but that was my idea!

Since I'm famous now, please find enclosed a detailed set of measurements for constructing my statue. Feel free to take a couple inches off my waist and to pad the crotch a little. We can't have people worshiping me properly if we are too hung up on facts!

I'd like to thank Robotic-Life-Mates for my wife and companion in my later years, Robo-Mila-Kunis. I could never have set the world record without her.

I'd also like you to send me a time machine with lots of polar bears, if you still have them. I'm re-carpeting my living room and I'm thinking about going with white fur. We are running short, but I'm sure Robo-Romney (D) fixed the global warming so there should be a fresh supply in the future. Also, could you send me some Five Guys? It's one a.m. and the one by my house is closed. I could really go for a burger right now.

I hope you've found a cure for insomnia, because it's 1 a.m. and Five Guys is closed and it's really hard to think about the future at 1 a.m. Oh, and don't forget the polar be.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jaedreth:It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.

I read that as:

"Take the children and yourselfAnd hide out in the cellarBy now the fighting will be close at handDon't believe the church and stateAnd everything they tell youBelieve in me, I'm with the high command"

Project Nostradamus.Time travel successful. Year 1919Operation Hisler successful. Identity of German soldier KIA in WWI assigned to implant. Purification is our only hope for the future.Unfortunately, the means of refining promethium to the level of fueling time craft have yet to be obtained. Have assumed the name Albert Abraham Einstein, a local casualty of our time rift. Will attempt to recreate space time breach utilizing depleted uranium. With these primitive tools, probability of success unlikely

I record stuff for people, including myself, to find in the future all the time. Grocery lists, birthday cards, reports for the boss at work. Though I guess to some people this is a really profound concept.

The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there that they could feast on forever, but the damage they would do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.

And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking but I can guess: they're coming. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*! Good luck.

Metaluna Mutant:The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there that they could feast on forever, but the damage they would do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.

And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking but I can guess: they're coming. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*! Good luck.

Instead of my previous post of 'Yowza', I almost stole from this episode with "Danger Sally Sparrow, beware the Weeping Angels. Duck!"