Unbosoming Abuse (to abuse those around by pouring out or freely telling anyone available each and every detail of one’s life, regardless of interest on the part of the listener; therapists are automatically exempt from this diagnosis)

Undecennial Depressive Disorder (depression that happens only every eleven years)

Undinism (psychological obsession with urine and urination; this is real; I did not make this up)

Unlealism (unfaithfulness)

Uranomania (obsession with the idea of divinity, and yes, it’s real; I did not make this up)

So there you go.

P.S. Most of these are fictitious; do not ask your psychiatrist if you should be diagnosed with these disorders. Then you would be diagnosed with “Diagnostic Disorder NOS.”