"You want to get to the f**king library? OK, just walk across the f**king square, go past the f**king town hall and you'll see the f**king library right next to the f**king community centre. Be sure to use the crosswalk, because these f**king cops just love to write tickets, and you don't want to end up in f**king court. Enjoy your f**king visit. These f**king people are famous for their f**king hospitality."