THIS TIM ALLEN PARODY ISN'T PARODIC ENOUGH

Courtesy of Funny or Die, here’s the trailer for Tim Allen’s fake movie, Arbor Daze. Tim Allen plays “Douglas Furr”, a regular guy who doesn’t care about trees and has a strained relationship with his son. Then ONE DAY, he turns into a TREE. Tagline: “Real dads never leaf.” It’s a pretty successful parody, if you judge success by making me check IMDB to see if it was real.

Additional trivia: there are no less than 86 titles on IMDB that include the Days/Daze pun, including my favorite, a 1995 Hong Kong film called Mi Jian Fan, which is alternately known as “Daze Raper.”

Oh yeah, here’s the poster for Tim Allen’s next actual movie. I bet all those people are thinking, “Hey, let us in! We heard you were filming a terrible movie in here.”