I honestly thought yesterday’s Yeezy Season 3 show would end with everyone emptying onto the floor of Madison Square Garden and pressing $100 bills into the hands of those sad-looking models while whispering “I don’t know what brought you here, but I’m sorry you had to do this. Take this – I hope this helps.” Instead, it ended with the beginning of another goddamned feud between Kanye West and Taylor Swift.

Shortly after Kanye played one of his new songs “Famous“, in which he said the words “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.“, during his $2000 Pantyhose Ego Spectacular, Taylor’s brother Austin got it all started by angrily throwing out his Yeezy Boost sneakers on Instagram. Which was followed by members of Taylor’s friend army, like Gigi Hadid and Ruby Rose, chiming in on Twitter. Now Kanye has hopped on Twitter to let you all know that Taylor totally gave him the thumbs-up to call her a bitch and that they might hump. In fact, according to Kanye, it was all her idea.

Kanye has klearly been spending too much time picking out wigs for his wife, otherwise he would know that you DO NOT fuck with the Butterscotch Don. People says that Taylor’s rep denied Kanye’s story that their client was the mastermind behind this. According to the talking gumdrop in charge of Tay Tay’s reputation, Taylor did talk to Kanye, but it wasn’t anything like how he describes.

“Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single ‘Famous’ on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message. Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, ‘I made that bitch famous.'”

And just like that, Kanye West shot to the top of Taylor’s shit list faster than a finger up Kanye’s booty hole.

As for that lyric about Ray J, Kanye also says he got the OK from Ray J to talk about how they’ve both banged Kim Kardashian.

Of course, the timing of this drama is all very interesting. Taylor will be opening the Grammys this Monday (Church Lady says: “How conveeeeeenient“), so we probably should be surprised if she claps back at Kanye by strutting out with the newest member of her squad, the video game ghost of Donda West. “Oh, that’s right, she’s MY best friend now! Bwahahahahah!”

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