Let's say there is a ninja in the other room and he's taking all my DVD's and Xbox 360 games and I'm a little nervous about going in there. Say I have a gun and I know how to use it fairly well in target practice, but I'm not a professional marksman or anything. I am also not a pirate.

If I go in shooting, what are the odds of survival for both myself and the ninja?

Let's say there is a ninja in the other room and he's taking all my DVD's and Xbox 360 games and I'm a little nervous about going in there. Say I have a gun and I know how to use it fairly well in target practice, but I'm not a professional marksman or anything. I am also not a pirate.

If I go in shooting, what are the odds of survival for both myself and the ninja?

Let's say there is a ninja in the other room and he's taking all my DVD's and Xbox 360 games and I'm a little nervous about going in there. Say I have a gun and I know how to use it fairly well in target practice, but I'm not a professional marksman or anything. I am also not a pirate.

If I go in shooting, what are the odds of survival for both myself and the ninja?

Your prompt reply is appreciat

before or after you've had a few adult beverages?

I just assumed the ninja got him before he was able to finish his sentence. I guess ninjas CAN dodge bullets.

Throw your baby at the ninja. It is a widely-believed fact that ninjas cannot resist rocking a baby. Thus distracted, you can then sneak up behind the ninja and shoot him.

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