For Discussion: Your Favorite Canadian

We could have done worse for neighbours than Canada. They gave us ice hockey, a plausible example of national health insurance that we're too stupid to follow, extremely strange football, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Rush, and four-fifths of The Band. So why should we care if they're spending some time this year celebrating the kicking of Yankee ass 200 years ago? After all, see above — scoreboard, beeyotches!