Pope Benedict Calls For Peace on TheSpoof.com

The Holy Father, Pope Benedict has called on all the writers from TheSpoof.com to come together in a spirit of friendliness and harmony.

The former Nazi and lover of 1970's Funk -particularly James Browne's 'Sex Machine' phase - asked that the feuding which has been tearing the site apart for a number years must come to an end.

He was speaking in response to fisticuffs involving lovable neo-hippy The San Francisco Onion and several of the older, crustier writers - notably Buckwheatsbutt, Jalapenoman and some other guy who is a bit of a old dick.

He also pleaded that beautiful, sexy, teenage Spoof-darling Chamone (AKA 'Ally') and slutty, suspender-wearing dominatrix Queen Mudder (nee 'Fadder') should engage in a 'love bond', preferably while semi-naked and wrestling in a blow-up pool of mud. With tassels on their nipples. And knee-high leather boots. And hot pants.

Website owner and resident gerbil 'lover', Mark Lowton welcomed the pontiffs speech and said he too would like to watch some of that hot, sticky action as he slid back in his comfy armchair and whacked off frantically!

Several unsuccessful attempts have been made to broker a peace compromise between the warring parties but this intervention by a man experienced with praying and holy shit could be a breakthrough in negotiations.

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