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And in local news, two stupid boys tried to set up a small business ï¿½ They were far too stupid to apply the basic laws of supply and demand to setting a price ï¿½ Lemonade. Cold. $4.95. Good. Hours passed. They were on the verge of learning a valuable lesson from their own folly when someone mistook their greed and stupidity for "cuteness" ... One way or another, the cost is certain to be passed on to the taxpayers .. I Witness News.

Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).

Meet Bon … Bob's a private citizen … He's never run for public office … Yep, Bob's a pretty ordinary guy … … He's never held a press conference or conducted and investigation. Bob lives on a middle class income, and just opened a small business. His name isn't one you'd know. Average ... ... Except when being audited by the IRS recently, Bob asked to plead the fifth like Lois Lerner.

FAT CAT. As you may have heard, we at Caterpillar had record profits of $4.9 billion last year. So, naturally we're freezing 800 workers' wages for the next six years while we increase executive pay big time! "How do we do it? Introducing our Employee Fracking System." First, we turn our jumbo-shaft wallet borer lose on workers. "Then our state-of-the-art pneumatic profit pump siphons the money directly into executives' tax shelters." Finally, our 300-horsepower pension compactor handily crushes retirement packages to the size of a small toaster oven! KRUNCH! Caterpillar: In a class by ourselves.

Slowpoke. Tax Evasion Funnies. Companies are demanding a "tax holiday" to bring money back from overseas at dirt-cheap rates. Win America. That money is trapped offshore. We mustn't penalize businesses for bringing it home! Wag wag wag wag wag. (Actual Campaign.) Yes, this memorial day, let us not forget the tragic plight of our men in green stuck in foreign hellholes. I'm just dreaming of the day when I can feel the soft leather interior of an executive's wallet again. Welcome to The Cayman Islands. To that end, hundreds of corporate lobbyists will be holding a motorcycle rally in Washington, DC. Rolling Plunder. POW*MIA You are not forgotten. Prisoners of Washington - Money in Antilles. Keep the promise. Inspired by these efforts, small-time money launderers start holding their own vigils. I've got 50 grand trapped in my freezer! It's time to set it free!

Dawg, it's tough being' a small-business man, L. I got overhead, inventory to manage, and then there's the tax implications: Do I file as a sole proprietor or should I incorporate? Clyde, you sell fake botox outta your trench coat in that alley over that way. Buttox(TM) ain't sellin' like it used to neither, Dawg.