Quotes

Graham: That is a nice gun.Ria: Well, the car is registered to a Cindy Bradley. And that's not Cindy. That is a William Lewis.[hands him a wallet]Ria: Found under the front seat. Hollywood Division.Graham: Looks like Detective Conklin shot himself the wrong nigga.

Anthony: [as he let go all the Asian people that are in the truck] Look, here's 40 bucks. Buy everybody chop suey.[an Asian man takes the money and doesn't say anything as he leaves]Anthony: Dopey fucking Chinaman.

Anthony: No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!Peter: I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?Peter: Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!

Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here sir?Fogell: [shakes head] No.Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this?Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves[walks away]Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the floor and shakes his head a little] Fuck my life

Principal Gardner: Charlie, there are more important things than popularity!Charlie Bartlett: Like what? Cause I'm seventeen. And right now, popularity's pretty damn important!Principal Gardner: Like what you do with that popularity.