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Watch Jon Stewart Flirt with Angelina Jolie During Last Night’s Daily Show

Can you imagine a world in which Angelina Jolie would have married Jon Stewart instead of Brad Pitt? Stewart can, and while speaking to the Oscar-winning actress and Unbroken director on last night’s show, the Daily Show host painted her a picture of what that alternate universe would have looked like. “If you’d ended up with me instead of Brad Pitt,” Stewart began, “Our portmanteau—Stewart and Jolie—would have been Stolie. We could have been a vodka brand!” (Stewart may have met her before her present-day husband did. The two co-starred in a long-forgotten ensemble drama called Playing by Heart back in 1998.)

At another point in the interview, Jolie confessed that she has not been able to sit through all of the movies in which she has acted. “Do you want to talk to me about them?” Stewart asked without missing a beat. “Because I’ve seen them all.” The fun starts at the 4:40 minute mark. And by the end of the interview, Stewart has skillfully segued a conversation about Louis Zamperini, the World War II prison-camp survivor who is the subject of Jolie’s film, to what Brad Pitt wears at night while watching The Daily Show.