Neighborly Notes from Crazy Graphomaniac Shut-In Land

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Neighborly Notes from Crazy Graphomaniac Shut-In Land

In the annals of insane neighbors, this mysterious graphomaniac takes the cake.

One night, I came home to find the first in a series of notes slipped under my door. Small writing filled both sides of a sheet of loose leaf paper. I didn’t know what to make of it. The note began, “Dear Neighbor. When you arrive late every night, you are probably concentrating on your chores and don’t realize that this building, this street, the traffic, the people are all very still, very quiet.” The care and craftsmanship that went into writing this note was beyond anything I’d ever heard of from an angry neighbor. I continued reading.

Read the whole thing, this woman is compellingly out of her gourd. The entire dialogue kind of makes me wish I had an anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive, passive-aggressive, superciliously polite shut-in living under me. Unfortunately, I don't... only a basement full of orphans.