I'm an Aussie and I have a big, manly chest that I use to break my falls down the cliffs I climb because that's how tough I am. Then I go plough a field with my teeth and eat the rocks, spitting them back out again as a dirty mist. I go chase some cattle with my big, muscular legs and when I catch up to them I kill them and eat them raw, my jaw movement generates enough heat to cook it on its way to my belly. Then I take a quick break from it all to say "G'day" and "Hooroo" to passing tourists.

Meteuro wrote:I'm an Aussie and I have a big, manly chest that I use to break my falls down the cliffs I climb because that's how tough I am. Then I go plough a field with my teeth and eat the rocks, spitting them back out again as a dirty mist. I go chase some cattle with my big, muscular legs and when I catch up to them I kill them and eat them raw, my jaw movement generates enough heat to cook it on its way to my belly. Then I take a quick break from it all to say "G'day" and "Hooroo" to passing tourists.

Man. Happy Australia Day, or whatever it is you call it. I saw it on my calender today and thought about all the Australians I know. This one guy I met in Alberta stood out the most. Only because he was wearing a t-shirt in really cold weather and I was like, "Aren't you cold?" and he was like, "Naw, this is just like home" in his Australian accent. Then I thought "WTF" because I thought Australia was warm.

I didn't know until this morning that Anzac Day was on my mom's birthday. Or is her birthday tomorrow? Anyway, either way I should probably call my mom.
Oh, and did you know that yesterday was St. George Day? He's the patron saint of England and I think Germany. He's famous for killing a dragon, even though I've seen the pictures and that dragon was the size of a wiener dog, and could probably be killed with a heavy shoe.

I didn't know there was an Australia Day period. I just thought that Mr. mete had some pretty poetry he wanted to share with us, or that he was feeling particularly proud to be Australian. Either way, Happy Australia Day to all you Aussies!

The day were everybody gets together and makes biscuits with their powerful Australian fingers. Then swallow them whole. And other manly stuff. Including brawling with crocodiles, and boxing kangaroo's.