Oh for the love of god. There's some kind of IM virus/worm thing running loose at my office so they terminated all IM access. It's been down for about 20 minutes and I am already a complete wackaloon without it.

me: i can't believe they shut off IM. that's like, not humane!also me: it is cruel and unusual punishmentme: it's a hostile work environmentalso me: i wonder what jason's doing. it'd be nice to say hi.me: i hope all my friends still like mealso me: goddammit i'm gonna have to get up and walk down the hall to give that thing to that personme: you could callalso me: i don't *do* the telephoneme: you're crazyalso me: i have issues, yes, shut itme: i miss sprocketeeralso me: i don't want to work, i want to say funny things to peopleme: you're not funnyalso me: hey, yes i am! me: no, seriously, you're not. this is the stupidest IM conversation i've ever hadalso me: you're mean!me: shut up. i'm done with this. stop talking to me