Monday, November 1, 2010

Yes, She's Running for Reelection

Olympia WA. Nov 1 2010. Patty Murray, arguably the stupidest person in the USA today, is running for reelection to the Senate in Washington State.

Murray has been elected three times to the U.S. Senate and is seeking a fourth term. This just shows you that while Murray may be a complete idiot, the people who vote for her are even dumber.

In December 2002, while speaking to students at Colombia River High Schoolin Vancouver Murray made a number of remarks about Osama bin Laden, as she attempted to explain why the US had such problems winning hearts and minds in the Muslim world, and how bin Laden had garnered support among some in the Middle East.

Among other things, she had stated that bin Laden has:

"been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building daycare facilities, building health care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. He's made their lives better. We have not done that."

Yes, it's true. This total idiot thought that Osama bin Laden was building schools, hospitals and day care facilities... so that Taliban women could drop their kids off on their way to their jobs.

If Murray had any brains at all she would have known that Taliban women are not permitted to leave the house, let alone have jobs and need day care facilities. No one else can find any evidence of bin Laden doing all these humanitarian activities.

Odds are Ms. Murray confused bin Laden, the global terrorist, with Mother Teresa, Nobel Prize winner and currently en route to Sainthood. She currently has one miracle on her record when she cured a woman's stomach tumor. A second miracle is required for her to proceed to canonization.

A simple mistake? Did Murray confuse the global terrorist with the woman who spent her whole life serving the poor and the lepers? Or, is she really this stupid?

Odds are, the voters in Washington will reelect her.
Because they admire anyone with this much chutzpah.

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