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Julie Gunz

One intensely retarded school. It's smaller than the middle school. The student body is made up of kids from Lakewood and the few white kids from Malverne; whose parents aren't racist and don't send them to catholic school. It's an orange and off-white/silver blob off of Ocean Ave and is surrounded by a weird amount of forests (which we know all the kids drink in). The security guards think they're cooler than they are and the teachers are either awesome or ridiculous. (rosa rosenstein <3) If you're an AP student you know the rest of the school as gen pop, if you're not an AP student you know those classes are wack. Talking about AP courses, they're never taken seriously unless it's a science or something. The schools is mostly known for it's music; The Marching band is out of control and goes to syracuse annually. They're awesome. Play is the thorn in everyones side until the cast party. If you go to Malverne you eat subway or bagels for lunch, unless you're an underclassman and you have to stay in (the school food is horrible please sneak out). No body likes Malverne Highschool until after they graduate.