SAG Determined: Paz de la Huerta

If you’re not familiar with my Paz de la Huerta obsession, you must have missed this article from December. Or maybe you don’t watch Boardwalk Empire? She’s made moaning an art on Boardwalk Empire. And she practically moaned up on stage last night during Boardwalk Empire’s win for Best Drama. Now if you know Paz, watching her approach, there was NO WAY she wasn’t going for it, somehow, any way possible.

She positioned herself close to Steve Buscemi, she waited for an opportunity, and as soon as he paused, she f-cking inserted her ass in there, I thought she was about to fellate the statue for a minute, and she probably considered it, before thanking someone for “believing in ME” and the others too, as an afterthought. If she had more time, she would have started undressing.

Check out Steve Buscemi’s face as she takes over. And everyone else around him. They’re all like – oh God, please let this be over soon, please don’t pull your tit out.

Unfortunately, she didn’t.

She did however win the award for most poses with a statue backstage. By the way, Paz is only 26.