Yes Tim—flying around on the big jet, eating the very best of food prepared by chefs, visiting exotic places, being treated like royalty. And able to host an event a week. He must be worn out.
Help - I need help!!

In the hospital bed diagonally opposite the person I was visiting in canberra Hospital was a bloke in for surgery on the 3 fingers he tickled with a bench saw. His family split their visit between him and the bloke two rooms down whose fingers had received a strong and lasting interaction with a grinder.

Jane at 10.10 am - that’s nothing. I went to a kinder working bee last year and saw a man trying to cut a tree down with a brand new hedge trimmer. Its teeth looked like the front row at the bank on pension Thursdays in Frankston.

Mojo he is none of the above. He is merely the partner of the current Prime Minister and ought to get a bloody job or do more than one gig a week or he gets his allowance cut. Don’t much like this First Bloke nonsense. I cannot recall the wife of a previous Prime Minister ever being called the First Sheila [or Lady] . While we remain a Constitutional Monarchy with a Queen on the throne the “First Bloke” - if there is such a thing - has to be her consort and not some layabout hairdresser.

You’ll be surprised to learn he might be busier than any other prime ministerial partner: until the end of last month he attended, and often hosted, at least an event each week …

Until the end of last month? What happened after that? Did Tim get over-stressed from his back-breaking schedule?

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