You have a lot on here by AC/DC. Isn't that one of the bands Stark likes? I can never tell what the songs actually are when he plays them. All I hear is noise and Miss Potts yelling at him to turn it down.

To: Steve

From: Darcy

Well somebody's getting a shitton of CD's. I would just upload the songs for you but according to Nat you have a record player and a radio and not much else. Time to get with the new age Steve!

Or at the very least this century. I'll dust off my old CD player for you. The pink one with Hello Kitty all over it that I got in like sixth grade.

To: Darcy

From: Steve

Why was Natasha in my apartment?

To: Darcy

From: Steve

On second thought, I don't want to know.

To: Steve

From: Darcy

Are you still messing with my iPod? I knew I shouldn't have left it on my desk. Coulson always steals it. Bring it to me before I tape Jane's mouth shut. All I'm hearing is blah blah science blah blah magic blah blah Darcy if you don't stop making Charlie Brown's teacher noises at me I'll lock you in the supply closet.

To: Darcy

From: Steve

A soundtrack means The Princess Bride is a movie right?

To: Steve

From: Darcy

ARE YOU SERIOUS

To: Steve

From: Darcy

YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PRINCESS BRIDE

To: Darcy

From: Steve

Are you actually yelling?

To: Darcy

From: Steve

I can actually hear you yelling in the basement and I'm twenty three floors away.

To: Steve

From: Jane

stop making darcy yell. it's scaring the other interns.

To: Steve

From: Darcy

The next time I see you, you're getting both the book and the movie.

Seriously, this is like a crime or something. Never heard of The Princess Bride. What the hell. What. The. Hell.

To: Natasha

From: Steve

Natasha. Why.

To: Steve

From: Natasha

Sorry Cap, I'm with Darcy on this one. The Princess Bride is mandatory. No exceptions.

But if you're asking why I let Darcy get your number, the answer is simple: I thought it would be entertaining.

To: Steve

From: Darcy

Read the book first and then watch the movie. Seriously. I mean it. Buy them if you have to. I'll loan you my copies. I'll steal them for you. Whatever it takes. Everyone must experience TBP. No exclusions, substitutions, or refunds.

To: Darcy

From: Steve

...was that last line a reference to something? I have a feeling it was.

To: Steve

From: Darcy

Oy. You're worse than I imagined. Don't worry dude, I'll get you up to speed. We might even get you through the eighties before the world ends. Big hair, bright neon colors, tight pants, David Bowie's crotch.

I have pictures of Coulson in metallic leggings from 1984. It's hilarious.

To: Darcy

From: Steve

That is a terrifying mental image.

To: Steve

From: Darcy

You ain't seen nothing yet.

To: Steve

From: Jane

why is my assistant laughing maniacally

To: Jane

From: Steve

I don't know but I have a feeling I should be afraid.

To: Lewis, Darcy

From: Coulson, Phil

Where did you get them, why did you get them, how did you get them, and how many people have you shown the photos to?

To: Son of Coul, Steve

From: Jane

okay seriously if you guys don't stop making darcy laugh like that i'm locking the three of you in a room with her and shutting off the wifi and if she ties you guys up out of sheer boredom i'm not going to feel sorry for either of you

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