Luckily the undercover alien only wanted to bring happiness to the humans, so he starts creating a human-meat-substitute to sate the aliens' (and his own) appetite. It was quite yummy (if I do say so myself).

The process of creating the human-meat-substitute's convincing, yet still savory flavor was to carefully slow cook the substance at a low temperature for an extended period of time; this feat could only be accomplished by using a precise mathematical formula the alien's had discovered.

unfortunately for both the humans and the aliens the newly created human-meat-substitute evolved into another species in a freak lab accident, and the newly formed species reproductive rate was too much for the aliens to handle, and before the aliens new it they were in a struggle of survival as well. a new battle was about to start between the humans, aliens and the newly formed species, would previous enemies become allies or will all three fight desperately fighting for their own right to live

Meanwhile, as the Zergs contemplated their next dynamic ascendancy into Madness an odd form appeared within their spherical realm. Suspicious, a Zergian A I sensor was engaged sending an exploratory light beam in the direction of the shape. The form appeared to be non-plussed at the appearance of a laser beam measuring its breadth and scope. Moments passed. The form inhaled, looked askance, formulated an audible response and uttered wind vibrations which in a human translation format read: "Hi!" "I'm Harold." "Do you need your lawn mowed?"