Irish alphabet (idea)

The Irish language is written with only the letters abcdefghilmnoprstu. This alphabet can also be used to write English using a bastard lipogrammatic spelling created with a few simple substitutions:

ay => ae

ck => ch

ey => ie

ke => che

ki => chi

qe => che

qi => chi

ye => ie

j => i

k => c

q => c

v => u

w => u

x => gh

y => ie

z => s

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Uerie little time did it tache to get poor old Geppetto to
prison. In the meantime that rascal, Pinocchio, free nou
from the clutches of the cop, uas running uildlie
across fields and meadous, taching one short cut after
another touard home. In his uild flight, he leaped ouer
brambles and bushes, and across broocs and ponds, as if
he uere a goat or a hare chased bie hounds.