Dating back to December 31, 2015 Redditor KnightofSunlight posted a mysterious photo to r/WhatsThisThing---the forum that asks the internet help for identifying unknown objects. Fast forward a bit and the thread determined that the photo this dude uploaded was actually a land mine, and that he'd been inactive for a long time; and that's when the sh*t really hit the fan.

Imgur user BJohnson11231 posted these photos comparing himself to his friend with the title "My friend is a male model, I'm a dork in Brooklyn." To be fair, it looks like he's a dork WITH A BACKYARD in Brooklyn, so don't feel too bad for the guy. He's probably doing okay without washboard abs.