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Carbomb's list of problems
-staying warm
-getting to the discount bread store before they sell out
-tape worms
-infections
-finding a shopping cart where all 4 wheels work
-maintaining acceptable levels of hygiene
-general social and emotional rejection
-not being suitable for employment
-inability to open a checking account
"-chmercedes

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i could stick my dick in a bucket of leeches and have 15 things sucking my dick, doesn't mean its a good idea.
"-Sweatyswordpants

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Especially when that man's wife is pretty cute and your girlfriend looks like an asian female Snorlax from Pokemon.
"-Sweatyswordpants