Well I woke up this morningOn the wrong side of the bedAnd how I got to thinkin'About all those things you saidAbout ordinary peopleAnd how they make you sickAnd if callin names kicks back on youThen I hope this does the trick'Cause I'm sick of your com.plainin'About how many billsAnd I'm sick of all your bitchin''Bout your poodles and your pillsAnd I just can't see no humorAbout your way of lifeAnd I think I can do more for youWith this here fork and knifeEat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good forEat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for moreEat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chestEat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest, uh huh

So I called up my head shrinkerAnd told him what I'd doneHe said you best go on a dietYeah I hope you have some funAnd a don't go burst a bubbleOn rich folks who get rude'Cause you won't get in no troubleWhen you eats that kind of foodNow they're smoking up their junk bondsAnd then they go get stiffAnd they're dancing at the yacht clubWith Muff and Uncle BiffBut there's one good thing that happensWhen you toss your pearls to swineTheir attitudes may taste like shitBut go real good with wineEat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good forEat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for moreEat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chestEat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest

Believe in all the good thingsThat money just can't buyThen you won't get no bellyacheFrom eatin' humble pieI believe in rags to richesYour inheritance won't lastSo take your Grey Poupon my friendAnd shove it up your ass!Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good forEat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for moreEat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chestEat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the restEat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good forEat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for moreEat the Rich: don't stop me now I'm goin' crazyEat the Rich: that's my idea of a good time baby(burp)