Stories never change, only the storyteller. Everyone tells their own side to a story, telling it diffrent from their neighbor. Thus when asked what really happened, one can never be completly sure. This is an earthbound story, my way.

This ficlet was written for bluewolf487, who likes Jeff/Paula and wanted me to scribble something about 'em. :) I've been kinda brainwashed by adorable fanart of Jeff/Paula, so I think they're kinda cute now. XD Plus, they're intelligent blondes... together, they fight crime and stereotypes! *DUNDUNDUN* That, and I've been reading fanfic lately and it's always poor Jeff that gets the short end of the stick when it comes to triangles. Since most Jeff/Paula is "OH SNAP NESS", I wanted to write something where it was just the two of them with just fluff and no drama. For just once, let poor Jeff get the girl. ;D