A while ago I got myself a VULCAN REALISTIC ANUS. On the recommendation from the LADY in the store! Obviously some guy told her it was good so she passed the info on. Anyway, even though it KIND OF feels nice and all, I do have some trouble to actually ejaculate in this thing so when I'm close I slide it off and finish with my hand. Maybe it is the thought of the cleaning up afterwards that unables me to thoroughfully enjoy it. Or maybe the fact that I LIKE watching the sperm pump out....

I recently bought a male stroker, which is see-through and very flexible, and full of lovely little nodules which brush against my penis as I slide in. It's quite tight so requires a fair amount of lube, but I must say it gets me far harder than watching porn or stroking with my hand. The downside of this is that I tend to cum very quickly when using it, but the orgasms are incredibly strong. I'd be delighted to provide a demonstration for any O ladies!

I have three different dildoes that I use at different stages in my masturbation. I like something in my cunt while I work my clit.I usually use my fingers to work my clit but sometimes I use a Womanizer (terrible name for a great toy) it kind of vibrates and sucks my clit.

I remember going through a humping phase when I was a boy, masturbating by straddling my pillow, a stuffed animal or some other suitable object and thrusting against it until I came. I also recall humping the sofa cushions when I was about nine or ten. At that age the seat cushions were exactly the right height when I was on my knees for me to push my young boner in between them and pump away. I distinctly remember several nights when I waited for everyone to go to bed and then sneaked into the living room to do the deed. The possibility of being found stark naked and energetically fucking the sofa was immensely exciting to me.

More recently, I own a collection of masturbation toys which see a fair amount of action; I particularly like the see-through variety (my voyeur/exhibitionist streak again, no doubt). I still masturbate most frequently, however, with a well-lubricated hand.

Recalling those sofa-screwing escapades has me thinking...today might be the day my sofa loses its virginity....