Novelty Oral Sex Candy

$2.00

Remember that childhood candy that pops and crackles in your mouth? Our Novelty Oral Sex Candy is just like that, and leaves the same delightfully sweet taste in your mouth. Use it to fill a piñata, break the ice with a date, or hand out at a bachelorette party; while we don't recommend using this product during oral sex due to the high sugar content, it makes a fun party favor or post-oral-sex palate cleanser, so to speak. Assorted flavors, including Cherry, Apple, and Strawberry.

Sugar near your urethra is a great way to get a urinary tract infection or even a kidney infection. After my parter used this product on me during oral sex, I developed a raging, painful kidney infection – blood and all. I can't believe Babeland, an otherwise stellar purveyor of quality erotic goods, sells this product. Particularly because their excellent sex guide book, "Moregasm," specifically warns against using sugary products near your genitals! Babeland, pleeeeeease stope stocking this unsafe product!

If you want a popping, fizzing candy, you can still find Pop Rocks, and it's probably easier than hunting down your local (or online) sex shop. If you want to embarrass your friends, then sure, go for the novelty candy. But like most novelties, it's not that great in practice.

The conecpt of this candy is great, sadly though the execution is a big let down. Unless you just want something for a good laugh and not in terms of taste or awesome crackling effects (like Pop Rocks tend to do). Joke wise this is great, but when the joke is over and you want something tasty to eat than that's when things turn lousy. Plus these had little to no crackle in them, not like regular Pop Rocks do. ** I only tried the apple, so the Cherry and Strawberry could probably taste a lot better.***