“Hey Pat this is Ryan Braun,” Guenther recalls. “Right then and there I knew it was his voice based on interviews I’ve seen on TV. I knew damn well it was his voice.”

So he did what anyone in the service industry would do.

“I said what can I do for you? He said, I messed up, in a nutshell, I messed up. I just want to reach out and say I’m sorry. I cut him off right there. I said you know Ryan, I think you’re an amazing athlete and this speaks volumes to your character to reach out to a small business owner like myself and let us know that you are going to do better.”

“Who hasn’t made a mistake? People move forward. I think that’s what Ryan is trying to do. He’s moving forward. He has no other option. Be better, help his ballclub win games and win the hearts of Brewers fans like he has for many, many years.”

The Brewers confirmed the team provided Braun with contact information for some season ticket holders at his request.

“He was very humble on the phone. He wanted to reach out and for him to do this is an act of kindness. He wants the people of Wisconsin to support the Brewers and him.”

Guenther said he wants to meet Braun now that they’ve spoke on the phone.

FUCK this guy. Oh, you got a PR consultant to tell you that you should apologize to fans directly? Congratulations, dickmeat. Did your crisis manager have any advice on how to un-ruin a guy’s life? How about on how to take back a press conference on a pitcher’s mound in which you ruined said life? But no, everything will be forgiven now that you called a few blue collar Milwaukeans (word?) who were so caught off-guard by speaking to a real life celebrity shuttlecock that they sheepishly crumbled, not because you’re a good guy, but because you have a soft voice and big, blue eyes. And because their team needs back its juiced up meathead masher.

No joke, I’m legitimately contemplating getting Brewers season tickets just to hear from Braun myself. They can’t be more than, what, $400? That’s well worth it to tape the phone call, tell the guy to go fuck himself, and then post it on this website and take a warm swim in all that ad revenue. Really, if I get confirmation that he calls every season ticker holder, I’ll do it. That’s a business expense, and that makes our country g-g-g-g-g-great! Fuck you, Ryan Braun.

Enough, Kyle. Now you’ve gotten stupid with your mad on for Braun. Okay, we know he was a bad dude, we get that, now grow up and move on. If you’re really serious about spending $400 bucks so you can get your rocks off from abusing Braun if he actually calls you, why not man up and donate that money to a Milwaukee food bank instead? Be an adult for a change and put that money to some truly good use.

no need to give the guy sh!t for this. he’s trying. whether directed by a PR person or not, he’s trying to take care of his fans, and he doesn’t deserve to be shat on for that, no matter how bad of a person he is

Your taking a page outta my book ? I pretty much read this website so I can tell you to go fuck off. Honestly why the hell are you so worried about Ryan Braun ? Why don’t you try focusing on real sports journalism ? Then maybe people would take you and your gossip website more serious.

You fuck yourself a lot nowadays after you’ve realized that your wife got banged out by those black guys, huh? Just can’t bear to throw your pencil dick in that gigantic hallway anymore, right? Welp, good luck fapping… your wife will never be tight for you again!