Interesting how they made him look all sinuous and shapely. In the movies, he was never all that impressive. Too much bulk and not enough cardio, y'know? He really needed a more balanced workout program. Maybe some yoga to help his flexibility.

Ah, but who needs flexibility when you can just use the Force to throw a landspeeder at someone?

Okay. i was most certainly shocked and horrified when i read (by mistake) that you were listed in Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors. First of all, Wow. Second of all, OHMYGOSH, YOU'RE FAMOUS, HOW COME I NEVER REALISED? And lastly, yeah, how come you have CLEO?