Tara Gillesbie, maybe one of the worst authors of all time. She wrote My Immortal, a Harry Potter fanfiction with numerous unexplained sex scenes and grammatical errors.

XXXbloodyrists666XXX: I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.