SURVIVOR XII: Ahrens Crowned Champion Topic

My last request to determine a winner. I need a sitemail, from each of you, explaining how and why Arfy poses the biggest threat to our way of life. I'd like at least 5 sentences and a quote from him in the forums, embedded properly in the paragraph. Don't forget a bibliography.

Posted by Arfy on 5/31/2013 5:33:00 PM (view original):Arfy predicts a stunning upset as somehow Polabonez manages to circumvent the rules and pulls out a victory.

Just kidding.......I predict Ahrens in a landslide.

Now that it's 11 PM and voting is closed, honestly, I hope this is what happens. Ahrens deserves it the most out of all of us and if I had a vote, including being able to vote for myself, I would go with ahrens.

When somebody’s most famous quote is: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands too, because I am about to facerape them. Especially the children, I’m going to facerape them good.” (Arfy, many, many times, most recently yesterday). You know that our way of life is ending, and very soon. Especially with Chris Hanson cockblocking only people who use chat rooms, Arfy is allowed to facerape all over message boards and nobody is there to stop him. And the trickiest part, his name is a girls’ name! Nobody is even expecting LOREN to do anything like this, and he tricks them and bam, somebody’s face is pregnant. Unless it’s a child, then it’s shame and regret (for the child, not for Arfy). It’s a damn shame that this inappropriately named man is ruining life as we know with his inappropriate face actions.

I didn't follow the season. I basically just ready the Q and A and from what I heard Ahrens won pretty easily. At least, that's the way it should have been. If people use personal grudges to vote, it could turn out differently. But that's the way it should be-it seems.

Posted by Arfy on 5/31/2013 11:21:00 PM (view original):I didn't follow the season. I basically just ready the Q and A and from what I heard Ahrens won pretty easily. At least, that's the way it should have been. If people use personal grudges to vote, it could turn out differently. But that's the way it should be-it seems.

Yeah... I tried to play pretty quietly. That was my strategy and it comes back to bite me right about now.

When somebody’s most famous quote is: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands too, because I am about to facerape them. Especially the children, I’m going to facerape them good.” (Arfy, many, many times, most recently yesterday). You know that our way of life is ending, and very soon. Especially with Chris Hanson cockblocking only people who use chat rooms, Arfy is allowed to facerape all over message boards and nobody is there to stop him. And the trickiest part, his name is a girls’ name! Nobody is even expecting LOREN to do anything like this, and he tricks them and bam, somebody’s face is pregnant. Unless it’s a child, then it’s shame and regret (for the child, not for Arfy). It’s a damn shame that this inappropriately named man is ruining life as we know with his inappropriate face actions.

When somebody’s most famous quote is: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands too, because I am about to facerape them. Especially the children, I’m going to facerape them good.” (Arfy, many, many times, most recently yesterday). You know that our way of life is ending, and very soon. Especially with Chris Hanson cockblocking only people who use chat rooms, Arfy is allowed to facerape all over message boards and nobody is there to stop him. And the trickiest part, his name is a girls’ name! Nobody is even expecting LOREN to do anything like this, and he tricks them and bam, somebody’s face is pregnant. Unless it’s a child, then it’s shame and regret (for the child, not for Arfy). It’s a damn shame that this inappropriately named man is ruining life as we know with his inappropriate face actions.

Glad this got posted.

Sorry Jake...I'm not buying it. Like Ahrens knows my first name. lol

On a side note.......watch out for a new edition of mafia game coming soon!

When somebody’s most famous quote is: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands too, because I am about to facerape them. Especially the children, I’m going to facerape them good.” (Arfy, many, many times, most recently yesterday). You know that our way of life is ending, and very soon. Especially with Chris Hanson cockblocking only people who use chat rooms, Arfy is allowed to facerape all over message boards and nobody is there to stop him. And the trickiest part, his name is a girls’ name! Nobody is even expecting LOREN to do anything like this, and he tricks them and bam, somebody’s face is pregnant. Unless it’s a child, then it’s shame and regret (for the child, not for Arfy). It’s a damn shame that this inappropriately named man is ruining life as we know with his inappropriate face actions.

When somebody’s most famous quote is: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands too, because I am about to facerape them. Especially the children, I’m going to facerape them good.” (Arfy, many, many times, most recently yesterday). You know that our way of life is ending, and very soon. Especially with Chris Hanson cockblocking only people who use chat rooms, Arfy is allowed to facerape all over message boards and nobody is there to stop him. And the trickiest part, his name is a girls’ name! Nobody is even expecting LOREN to do anything like this, and he tricks them and bam, somebody’s face is pregnant. Unless it’s a child, then it’s shame and regret (for the child, not for Arfy). It’s a damn shame that this inappropriately named man is ruining life as we know with his inappropriate face actions.

Glad this got posted.

Sorry Jake...I'm not buying it. Like Ahrens knows my first name. lol

On a side note.......watch out for a new edition of mafia game coming soon!

I did post it in the forum right after he said he wanted letters and told people to make fun of it.

When somebody’s most famous quote is: “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands too, because I am about to facerape them. Especially the children, I’m going to facerape them good.” (Arfy, many, many times, most recently yesterday). You know that our way of life is ending, and very soon. Especially with Chris Hanson cockblocking only people who use chat rooms, Arfy is allowed to facerape all over message boards and nobody is there to stop him. And the trickiest part, his name is a girls’ name! Nobody is even expecting LOREN to do anything like this, and he tricks them and bam, somebody’s face is pregnant. Unless it’s a child, then it’s shame and regret (for the child, not for Arfy). It’s a damn shame that this inappropriately named man is ruining life as we know with his inappropriate face actions.

Glad this got posted.

Sorry Jake...I'm not buying it. Like Ahrens knows my first name. lol

On a side note.......watch out for a new edition of mafia game coming soon!

I did post it in the forum right after he said he wanted letters and told people to make fun of it.