I wake up some mornings and think it would be nice to cut 10 checks and be done with it, but that’s not the best use of money. We have hundreds of millions of dollars to try to make a difference. You need to think really hard about doing it— Christopher G. Oechsli

Steven Wright Funny Money Quote saying Cashflow seems to be affected differently by the laws of physics when it comes to the postal system – income travels slower than bills, which move through the mail at the speed of light. Steven Wright said:

Oscar Wilde Funny Money Quote saying that making ourselves promises of breaking old bad habits by making new year’s resolutions is like writing fraudulent checks from a nonexistent bank. Oscar Wilde said:

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account