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Thursday, July 19, 2012

BoA Announces Emergence from SM Dungeon

BoA is finally making a comeback to the music world, and no it's not just for KPop Star Season 2.

Announcing her plans for a brand new Korean full length album, BoA is preparing to drop bombs on July 22th!

I can't help but think this could be BoA's last musical venture though. She is getting there in age, and in today's idol dominant market, reinvesting in even a proven superstar like BoA is on the risky side when everyone just wants more EXO titties to fap to.

The way I see it, BoA's last make-it-or-break-it chance for continued promotion as an actual musical artist rides on the strength of this comeback.

Now that is the smokin' hot BoA everyone wants to see.

From the sound of her teaser and a distinct lack of a stylistic attempt to drape her with the leftovers from Super Junior's Bohemian dumpster diving, it's going to be a great comeback. But SM has been known to troll before (FOREVER FUCK YOU SM FOR RUN DEVIL RUN), so I remain cautiously optimistic.

But look, BoA only has one shot, one opportunityTo seize everything she ever wanted in one momentWill she capture it or just let it slip?

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavyThere's vomit on her sweater already, umma's ddokbokkiShe's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to drop bombs,But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,The whole crowd goes so loudShe opens her mouth, but the words won't come outShe's choking how, netizens be joking nowThe clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravityOh, there goes BoA, she chokedShe's so mad, but she won't give up thatEasy, noShe won't have it , she knows her whole back's to these ropesIt don't matter, she's dopeShe knows that, but she's brokeShe's so stagnant, she knowsWhen she goes back to her apartment, that's when it'sBack to the lab again, yoThis whole rhapsodyShe better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her

She'd better lose herself in the music, the momentShe owns it, she better never let it goShe only gets one shot, do not miss her chance to blowThis opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo(She'd better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gapingThis world is hers for the takingMake me QUEEN, as we move toward a new world orderA normal life is boring, but KPop stardom's close to post mortemIt only grows harder, only grows hotterShe blows us all over these sasaengs is all on herCoast to coast shows, she's known as the globetrotterLonely roads, God only knowsShe's grown farther from home, she's no daughterShe goes home and barely knows her own appaBut hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold waterHer boss don't want her no more, she's cold productHe moved on to the next hoe who blowsHurricane Venus nose dove and sold nadaSo the K drama is told and unfoldsI suppose it's old partner but the beat goes onDa da dum da dum da daShe'd better lose herself in the music, the momentShe owns it, she better never let it goShe only gets one shot, do not miss her chance to blowThis opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo(She'd better)

No more games, She gonna change what you call rageTear this motherfucking roof off like Kangin cagedShe was playing in the beginning, the mood all changedShe been chewed up and spit out and booed out of AmericaBut she kept singin and stepped right into the next cypherBest believe somebody's paying the pied piperAll the pain inside amplified by the factThat she can't get by with her 5 to 3And she can't provide the right type of life for her familyCause man, those goddamn food stamps don't buy kimchiAnd it's no drama, there's no Cha Seung Won, that's her lifeAnd these times are so hard, and it's getting even harderTrying to feed and water her seed, plusTeeter totter caught up between being a judge and a prima donnaStalker fans' drama's screaming on andToo much for her to wannaStay in one spot, another day of monotonyHas gotten her to the point, she's like a snailShe's got to formulate a plot or she ends up a nugu or shotSuccess is her only motherfucking option, failure's notUmma, BoA loves her, but this shitty practice room's got to goShe cannot grow old in SM's lotSo here she go it's her shot.

Feet fail her not, this may be the only opportunity that she got left

She'd better lose herself in the music, the momentShe owns it, she better never let it goShe only gets one shot, do not miss her chance to blowThis opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo(She'd better)

The sad thing is she's still 'too young' to be on the brink of her musical career like that. Well, I dunno about Korean standards, but there's handful of Japanese singers and her fellow top Japanese divas who can still sell (somewhat.. better than some others) and they're already 30 and in the business around the time she debuted. But I dunno she looks worn out and tired...

BoA was great once upon a time but nowadays I can't help but think "old and boring" whenever I see her name. I know she's not even that old, but she looks it and gives off a tired, dull vibe. Only One seems to stay true to that image.

Kahi's in the nursing home. Jungah is on her way to the nursing home. The half of Super Senior are getting assfucked in the military. Bom and Dara are being nourished by the tears and jizz produced by Blackjack pagan ritual circlejerks. When was the last time you saw JYJ? Yunhorseoppa is being put out to pasture in Japan like a prized stallion being kept around for breeding.BEG don't really count as idols "per se," but Miryo is aging in reverse.