[The Listserve] Am I the only one?

Am I the only one who…
- lives in a mayor capital city, pays a shitload of rent and complains that her house is actually too big?
- doesn’t dare to watch 16+ movies? (I’m 29.)
- really wants to have those African hips to dance a better Azonto (check this dance out on YouTube. You also want this, right?)
- bought an oldtimer (a Citroën 2cv) “because it’s such a lovely car” and then realised she couldn’t fix it when broken down?
- wants to sell a wrong size bra on Marktplaats (the Dutch eBay) and then got the question if she also sells worn slips?