Adam: "If you don't like it, you can move back in with your mom."Jacob: "No, I can't. Actually, she moved in her new boyfriend. I will not be anywhere near that."Adam: "She moved in with him?"Jacob: "Yeah, the taxidermist. The taxidermist is stuffing my mother."

Jacob: This is scientifically possible!Nick: Tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.Jacob: I will, 'cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you're such a dork.