What sucks, who sucks and you suck

Fear of Animals:

2001-04-28

When you’re sitting on the floor with your PC opened up and the boards in pieces all around you, and then the cat, fur crackling with thousands of volts of static electricity, pads over to say hello while languidly rubbing herself against every object in your vicinity, with the “pop” of exploding chips almost audible beneath the screams of “NO, GOD, NOOOOOOO!!!”