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Monday, February 22, 2010

Steven Jones on the "Fake" Haitian Crisis

I mentioned this before, and I believe there is more, but I can't find a recording of it, but here is the clip of him bringing up Haiti from the recent AE911 pressless press conference:

Another one that you might never have thought of, that I will be addressing this next little while is Haiti. Now Haiti you wouldn't think of as a generated crisis. But did you know that tremendous oil reserves have been found in the bay, in that area right around Port-au-Prince. Tremendous oil reserves reported in 2008 to be larger than the oil reserves of Venezuela, which is one of the largest oil producers in the world. So again is this a "natural" or "real" crisis or is it one of Biden's generated crises? That's what I will be talking about the next hour. I don't have an answer for sure on that yet.

If there were still any doubts that the so-called leading scientist of the 9/11 truth movement was a complete crackpot, this pretty much erases it.

"Well James I don't know why you call it a "fake" Haitian crisis. Experts are coming out of the woodwork right now who are challenging the notion that the Haitian crisis is real. There is evidence of abiotic oil under Haiti, and it seems more than coincidental that once that evidence reached a critical point, there was suddenly an "earthquake" in Haiti."

There's more oil off the coast of Florida than in Haiti. Haiti is a God-forsaken hell hole with no value whatsoever be it economic or otherwise. We're there because we're bleeding heart do-gooders who want to help. And probably prevent a refugee crisis.

The "911 truth movement" likes to present still photos of the columns as proof of "controlled demolition." However, it's not what the "911 truthers" tell you that counts, it's what they don't tell you.

Here's an example of a video by the "911 truth movement" that's a good example of the deceptive techniques they employ to substantiate their assertions:

This film is an interview with two clean up workers at ground zero. Notice that one clean up worker states, "...You can see where they've made the cuts along...right above, that's the bow tie connection. They're cutting at about three to five foot above the bow tie connection, where it starts into the forming of the candlestick."

Obviously, the clean up workers cut those columns at three to five feet above the bow tie connection. The "911 truth movement" edited the film and removed the statements by the clean up workers. Next, the "truthers" falsely claim this severe angle of cut on the columns is "proof of controlled demolition".

Now, if that doesn't prove to you how dishonest and malevolent the "911 truth movement" is, nothing will.

Tremendous oil reserves reported in 2008 to be larger than the oil reserves of Venezuela, which is one of the largest oil producers in the world.

Wow. The only sources I can find corroborating that claim are on infowars.com and stormfront's forums. Only the most reputable sources of course. I finally found a name to go with this insane claim, French "scientist" Daniel Mathurin. I haven't been able to find any more information on him, but I'm sure he's a widely respect scientist in his field...hah. The reality? There's probably oil in Haiti's waters but oil in the hundreds of millions of barrels, maybe billions. To put that in perspective, the World consumes 80 million barrels of oil a day and roughly 29 billion barrels a year. So we're talking small potatoes. Venezuela on the other hand has upwards of 80 billion barrels of (woefully neglected) conventional oil and the equivalent of hundreds of billions of oil in its oil sands. Of course extracting those is incredibly expensive and environmentally devastating (See Alberta).

Of course everyone knows these cuts were made with a simple cutting device called a thermic lance or burning bar. Not hard to find pictures of workers at ground zero doing these exact same 45 cuts using these long cutting rods. CHECK AND MATE. BITCHE!1!!! And yes, these thermic cutting bars leave the same slag seen at the WTC site.

What is remarkable is that anyone with an IQ above room temperature would look at this so call smoking gun and think it prove something. How inadequate in thinking ability do you have to be to not be able to find the truth in this scam? What next Crop circles?

Blathering about insnae conspiracy theories for 10 minutes to introduce the earth shaking video of fsome lunatic screaming at Sarah Palin in an envoirenment so loud that you can't hear yourself think, while she's distracted signing autographs.

Of course, I didn't actually say this. The "angle cuts" bullshit is something I would never defend.

But nice false flag attack there! You know how it works, dontcha fellas!

Keep defeating fake versions of me, it's the only ones you CAN defeat!

ROFLMAO!!! ... I could have never predicted the level of ineptitude, and utter pathetic, desperate, cheating and cowardly sock puppetry now used by the SLC cult to regain prestige. Ultimate fail, fellas! ROFL!

I watched (well, skimmed through) all four segments of Fat Alex's interview with Medina. I don't think he asked her one question about 9/11. Now, he complains Beck has tricked the media into believing she's a troofer when she's not. So Alex, no questions about 9/11 and you state she's not a troofer, but you still endorse her.

Still waiting on that Afghan oil pipeline too. You'd think matching the Vietnam War time commitment and going beyond it would give them enough time to do whatever they needed to do. But I suppose it's all part of "Teh NWO".

What is it with conspiracy nuts and Vice Presidents who must have supernatural powers?

The problem, which has already been addressed here is that Florida has a lot of oil just off shore. California and Alaska also have a bunch of oil, we just aren't drilling for it yet.

If there was oil in Haiti then why aren't there a bunch of oil companies already there? Haiti is a corrupt country who's leaders can be easily bought out, so if there actually was oil there the oil companies would have shown up long ago with suitcases of cash.

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...Yet, in just under four years, the 9/11 “truth movement” has ground to a halt. Apart from the fundamental incoherence of their theories, the downfall of the 9/11 denier juggernaut was good old-fashioned skepticism at its finest, the kind that conjures visions of James Randi challenging psychics and faith healers on their home turfs and winning. Skeptics are better at their jobs than they think, and its important to give credit where credit is due.

We need to come to grips with conspiracies. Conspiracies are as American as apple pie. All they require is that two or more persons collaborate in actions to bring about illegal ends. When two guys knock off a 7/11 store, they are engaged in a conspiracy. Most conspiracies in our country are economic, such as Enron, WorldCom, and now Halliburton as it exploits the opportunities for amassing profits in Iraq. Insider trading is a simple example, since investors and brokers collaborate to benefit from privileged information. Ordinarily, however, the media does not describe them as "conspiracies". The two most important conspiracies in our history are surely those involving JFK and 9/11.

One fascinating aspect of 9/11 is that the official story involves collaboration between some nineteen persons in order to bring about illegal ends and thus obviously qualifies as a "conspiracy theory". When critics of the government offer an alternative account that implicates key figures of the government in 9/11, that obviously qualifies as a "conspiracy theory", too. But what matters now is that we are confronted by alternative accounts of what happened on 9/11, both of which qualify as "conspiracy theories". It is therefore no longer rational to dismiss one of them as a "conspiracy theory" in favor of the other. The question becomes, Which of two "conspiracy theories" is more defensible?

My impersonator makes some valid points. A conspiracy is simply a collaboration between two or more people to commit a crime. However, "conspiracy theory" has taken on a meaning beyond simply a theory about a crime involving two or more people. It has come to mean a theory about the government being behind a crime attributed to someone else, like Al Queda or McVeigh. So to be technical we should call them "government conspiracy theories" but that would be annoying.

It is therefore no longer rational to dismiss one of them as a "conspiracy theory" in favor of the other.

Yes it is. The insane theories involving fake physics and woeful ignorance about geopolitics can be dismissed.

The question becomes, Which of two "conspiracy theories" is more defensible?

And how do I know this is really you? There's a lot of impersonation going on at the moment. Until you register an account here, I'm going to assume you are simply anonymous. Maybe I should register too.

"...And how do I know this is really you? There's a lot of impersonation going on at the moment. Until you register an account here, I'm going to assume you are simply anonymous. Maybe I should register too."

And how do I know this is really you? There's a lot of impersonation going on at the moment. Until you register an account here, I'm going to assume you are simply anonymous. Maybe I should register too.That wasn't me either. This guy thinks he's really funny.

Yeah. And of course, nothing was the matter when the sock puppetry affects me and you start defeating my so-called "arguments" invented by one of your sock puppet friends, eh? Or did you do it yourself? Scumbag?

I mean... Angled cut theory? Are you fucking kidding me? So yeah, two can play that game of disruption. As you have discovered, it can become pretty unpleasant.

> Why in the hell would you give any press to that nutball Richard > Gage? Are you insane?

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"Roid Rage said... Yeah. And of course, nothing was the matter when the sock puppetry affects me and you start defeating my so-called "arguments" invented by one of your sock puppet friends, eh? Or did you do it yourself? Scumbag?

I mean... Angled cut theory? Are you fucking kidding me? So yeah, two can play that game of disruption. As you have discovered, it can become pretty unpleasant."

Is that one eyebrow, eyes too close together, and deformed fingers I see with you there, Dorothy? Serious case of inbreeding depression. Just go the way of the Dodo and do not further corrupt the gene pool please.