Are Al Qaeda A Bunch Of Manzies?!?

The least of Pakistan’s problems is the recent discovery that Osama Bin Laden was living high on the hog in the midst of their military retirement village. As Bill Maher so eloquently put it on Real Time this past Friday, “Let’s not call Bin Laden’s compound a mansion, it looks more like a five story tenement in Van Nuys.” One would have to agree there. No, what the Pakistanis have to be far more concerned about are their dueling Fashion Weeks. Yes, as Mercedes Benz Fashion Week has inspired even third world countries to get on the fashion stick, Pakistan, of all places, has two of them. Based on that fact, coupled with the fact that one does not think of Pakistan in relation to style, there just be some truth to the rumor that Al Qaeda has a finger in these global activations. The goal of Al Qaeda is to assimilate within the culture in an effort to gain access to people and information. Needless to say, if there is fashion, there are Manzies. And where there are Manzies, there is fashion, though I beg to differ. Here are some of the things that were shown in the dueling diva fashion extravaganzas.

Bitch stole Osama Bin Laden's look.

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Here is what the Ru Paul's of Pakistan will be wearing this fall.

And here is what the 72 Virgins that the terrorists are promised will be clad in up in Allah's bed chambers.