Female willingly has sex with Andrew Marr

Three times winner of the Sony 'Face for Radio' award Andrew Marr has stunned the world at large with the announcement that a member of the opposite sex has voluntarily had sexual intercourse with him.

The news, hushed up for several years in an attempt to prevent similar genetic material ending up in the next generation, was announced today in a darkened press conference, where the world's media were filming with specially strengthened lenses.