Satirical.ly is Adaptable for Any Use

Personal

You can use Satirical.ly for completely personal business, like a lawn care business with your son to mow lawns in your neighborhood, undercutting the sixth graders who don't know a thing about microeconomics.

Small Business

You can use Satirical.ly for small businesses too, like when you noticed the creative ways the other boys in the neighborhood found to keep their business with customers you thought you had. Instead of working against them, you employed them, and your son no longer had to mow lawns himself, but simply managed the others.

Large Business

Your lawn care company has grown to hundreds of people. The other boys have grown into competent VPs, little Bobby (he's 6'2" now!) demonstrates a keen eye for marketing, and has helped grow the customer base by over 100% each year. Your son has taken over COO duties, while you remain CEO. You enjoy your lunches with him but they become more sparse. You're excited to see where he can expand the company to next.

Huuuuuge Business

You haven't talked to your son in months. You barely have time for each other and rare conver­sations you may share as you pass in the hallways feel forced. Listless fog eclipses your every thought. Weeks fade to months, months meld to years as your days tumble by, mere intermissions from the reprieve of night. You speak at industry conferences but feel nothing, words gasping for meaning as they squeeze their way out of your chapped lips. Alone, you gaze upon your behemoth of a corporation and wonder if it was all worth it.