Hey Jen, how’s it going? The legs are looking great, by the by. So listen, like the rest of America, I spend way too much time thinking about your dating life. Who? When? Where? Why? How? OK, not so much the ‘how’ — I have Cinemax for that.

So, as someone who knows your type — hot but emotionally unavailable — may I suggest you take a page out of the Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock handbook and start dating a crew member on the set of your newest movie, “Just Go With It”?

I mean, you never know — the guy fixing your mic or adjusting some lights could be the greatest love of all. Or, ya know, maybe the guy standing just to your left, with the earpiece.