They usually spring up on you right before a big event when you don't have time to run to the bathroom. Being nervous or stressed out can make one suffer from having to take a P.G.P. Taking a pre-game poop will up your skills in sports such as volleyball and badminton. So, if you have somewhere important to go, or a long car ride to endure, remember: take a P.G.P, and your colon will be poop free.

This is particularly significant to those living in Suite 1 of BT (MCLA).

Coined by volleyball extraordinaire, Christina (Skid).

Love, Stephanie and Carolyn

Mom: So, how well do you think yo are going to do in today's volleyball game?
Kayla: I don't know, it all depends on the size of my P.G.P.

most men prefer the gender pronoun "he", "him" and "his", most women prefer the gender pronoun "she", "her" and "hers"

however some people prefer different pronouns than normal because their gender doesn't fit into "man" or "woman" and a transgender person might prefer a pronoun that is not the one they were assigned at birth.

it is considered polite to, instead of asking "are you a man or a woman?" to someone who's gender you cannot determine immediately, ask "what's your PGP?" An explanation is sometimes necessary

They usually spring up on you right before a big event when you don't have time to run to the bathroom. Being nervous or stressed out can make one suffer from having to take a P.G.P. Taking a pre-game poop will up your skills in sports such as volleyball and badminton. So, if you have somewhere important to go, or a long car ride to endure, remember: take a P.G.P.

Mom: Do you think you'll do okay in the volleyball game today?
Kayla: It depends on the size of my P.G.P.

PGP stands for Pre-Game Poop. This is when an individual is stressed out enough that their anxiety causes physical illness or problems in their intestines.

PGP's can vary from taking the biggest crap of your life, to experiencing explosive diarrhea so vile you run behind the nearest bush and drop your load to relieve your agony.
A PGP usually occurs prior to playing in an important game, acting in a play, your first court case as a lawyer, or any other event that would result in you feeling overwhelmed.

Brian: You ready for state finals today.
Zach: uh...I got take a PGP first...I'll be back.

Steve: Where the hell have you been, we have to go on stage in two minutes.
Mike: Oh, god! I had the worst PGP of my life, I think I just lost three pounds taking a dump in that trash can by the back of the theater.