The birds brought home the super bowl, surpassing all expectations of their underdog status, to unite the city as one. It could not have been a more suitable start to a new reign of Mismanagement.

After all, what better way to celebrate that underdog status than to unite as a kennel, and to chase down all that delicious free Bud Light? (Right….)

Lest we make light of the theme of unity, it was our first hash under new mismanagement, hared by the former GM (Sex Toys for Tots) and our new supreme leader (Shop N Fuck).

In fact, this hash saw the return of many original members: He’s a Lesbian Up Her Alley Not In My Hair

As well as three new virgins: Just Andy (Pounded In the Can made her cum) Just Alex (Ass Ass In Nation made her cum) Just Steve (his new job made him cum)*

This hash also saw a beginning with a straw draw, led by Gay Matthew’s Lamb.The first…. well, everyone really, managed to take the long straw.Left to a somewhat endless 50/50, the last few hashers managed to pick the long straw each time.

Trail was shitty. Highlights included: - Aiming to go to Yard’s for free (good) beer - Finding out Yard’s ran out of free beer due (likely due to Just Steve) - Going to Silk City to relive our youth I hear something about HQ the trivia game? - A very real lack of I.D.s on trail, leading to a good chunk of the pack coming back to the bar early. - FRB: Beef Jerkless - DFL: Alaskan Pipeline? Rubber Ripper?

Highlights, In No Particular Order**1. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.2. Rubber Ripper saving Pounded In The Can by running back a somewhat short distance (exaggeration necessary), to retrieve her passport.3. Goats confusing 2 blocks with 2 miles. (When you’re used to running 50 miles, does the difference between 2 blocks and 2 miles really matter though?)4. Baa couldn’t catch a break under Donald Dick. (It’s okay, Baa, at least you can read your own notes)5. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.6. Describing people in terms of looking like Chairs or Jewish M&M’s.7. Baa’s new hash song, inspired by the Eagles fight song.8. The Night of No Virgins. All of our virgins disappeared between chalk talk and circle. This might make it more plausible regarding how Just Steve drank Yard’s out of free beer.9. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.10. Rubber Ripper being confused with Hole Patrol.

And so, I bid you adieu.Let us unite under a new reign of mismanagement, as we begin our transition from the year of the birds (okay, rooster) into the year of the dog.

*Just Steve joined us for Chalk Talk, and then wandered off, never to be seen again. Rumors have it, he made it to Yards before the rest of the pack, and killed off any hopes of free beer.**Deduced from reading notes written in Greek, apparently.

Final Announcements:1. GREEN DRESSSSSSSS.ONLY 7 EARLY-BIRD REGOS REMAIN.You only have 7 MORE OPPORTUNITIES to get rego’d at the low low price of 79$.So come celebrate more of your love for the Eagles, and get yourself greened.Rego and explicit details here: https://hashrego.com/events/philly-green-dress-weekend-2018

2. Well…. Honestly, I couldn't read my writing. All other announcements, you’ll need to look at on BFM. The only other thing I know about is… of course, MAYOR’S CUP.