Cordelia: Maybe we could buy one of those star maps, find out where Steven Segal lives. You're telling me he got to be a movie star without a little demonic assistance?

Angel: Hey, Merl.Merl: Jesus, man! I mean, can't you, you know, knock?Angel: You don't make that funny expression when I knock, or if you do I don't see it.

Cordelia: (after hearing the phone's automated message) This is no time for circuits busy! So, don't tell me circuits are busy. If the circuits are busy - get some new circuits now!

Cordelia: What are you doing here?Angel: I heard about Wesley.Cordelia: Well, that's great. Too bad it takes a gunshot wound to make you give a crap. Wesley doesn't need you right now. We don't need you. You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away.

Gunn: This world has taught me that there are worse things in this world than vampires.Anne: Like a bunch of over zealous cops beating on my kids.

Anne: How are your laundry folding skills?Cordelia: I'm an actress. I can fake it.