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Larry Pratt, king of Gun Owners for Gun Owners For And By America, Amen, showed up on the un-delightfully misnomered Christian Information Radio last week to talk about new spring floral arrangements how guns are the very bestest thing that has ever happened to America or schoolchildren ever.
We are no stranger to Pratt here at yr Wonkette, because he’s given us such insights as “grab your guns so that Bamz can’t wipe out Whitey” and “keep reminding Congress they could get shot at any old time.” Never one to rest on his laurels, though, Pratt has now come ’round to explain to us that if you are being stalked by a killer with a gun and your first impulse is to hide and protect children, you are a wussy wuss wuss wuss and sure as hell should not be lauded.
Read more on Gun Fondler Larry Pratt Pretty Certain Teachers Helping Kids Stay Safe During School Shootings Are Wusses…

Hello, Bedford Massachusetts! We do not know anything about you! Perhaps you are near Boston, or perhaps not! We don’t really care, though we do find ourselves chock full of consternation about what the hell is going on with your elementary schools up there, because damn.
Bedford school officials are reaching out to community groups for guidance as they cope with a recent series of anti-Semitic incidents involving elementary schoolchildren.
The incidents, which included a game called “Jail the Jews,’’ took place at two elementary schools and came a few months after police say swastikas and hateful graffiti were found at Bedford High School and one of the elementary schools.
Read more on Massachusetts Kids Play Cool New “Jail The Jews” Game, Start Being Anti-Semites Early…

At least he wasn’t a prop.
Organizers said the event, which happened to fall on the birthdate of Thomas Jefferson, was not a “gun rally.”
But that didn’t stop 11-year-old Hunter Cogswell of Concord from bringing an AR-15 and a big white flag with black lettering: “Come and Take It.”
The boy said he was there to “stand up for gun rights.”
“I believe in gun rights. It’s our constitutional right,” he said, adding the gun was real but “not loaded.”
Read more on Adorable Child Brings Semi-Automatic Weapon To New Hampshire Gun Rally…

Dude, total good one, Fox Nation:
Michelle Obama, who has quickly become the Obama campaign’s tip of the spear when it comes to fundraising and vote-getting, is now stumping for children to convince their “great-grandparents” to vote for her husband.
We see what you did there! Read more on Fox Nation Calls Michelle Obama Spearchucker…