101 Uses For is popular and let's hope it stays that way. Our second book is presently called 101 tips for self sufficiency; we will certainly dip into this section for ideas. So post away and let's try and get at least one thread up to 101.

The best one I heard being used was at a funeral..... the belligerent ex-wife/widow was very drunk & trying to talk politics with my 'then' boyfriend.....Her: What are you then, Labour I suppose?Him: Not really, I'm more of a mysogynist.....Her: What the f* is one of those?Him: It means I hate illiterate women.....

She stumbled away, drink in hand.......... I'm still not sure she quite understood......

And here's me thinking you were just a thick, stupid, self oppinionated Tw**

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shell wrote:heavens!your the only person i know that can argue with a satnav!

I'll be in your gang then, because I argue with the satnav all the time. And my stupid husband will insist on putting his satnav in my car, so when mine's going and his is going, they argue with each other!

Anyway, my grandad used to say this one to my nan, and she thought I was a lovely thing to say to her dying day. We never disillusioned her, just laughed quietly to ourselves.