Welcome to National Chaos Fast Food Enterprises Incorporated Privatized Telecoms Incorporated (That's a mouthful!). We open from 12am-12:01am, every day of the week except for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. If you do manage to somehow get into the restaurant and deal with the totally-distracted-teen-who-is-constantly-checking-Facebook, then you will get to taste our World Health Organisation condemned, Butter loaded, Oil splattered, unnecessarily fattened up Mexican Fries! (Now with 30% less weed!) Now, to our menu!

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Article 1 - Mexican Fries

Both signatories agree that food bought by the other signatory belongs to that signatory, and agrees not to skimp out when the bill arrives.

Article 2 - Silly SaladBoth signatories will share information with each other which is relevant to the security and safety of the other alliance. They also agree that most of the salads on the menu look disgusting.

Article 3 - McChaos BurgerIf a signatory is attacked by a third party, the other signatory to this treaty has the option to step in and defend them, or to provide aid. Though this is not required, it is encouraged. Both signatories also agree to keep in contact throughout the meal and not to create any awkward silences.

Article 4 - National NuggetsBoth Signatories will work together to develop each other's economies in the form of Trading and Tech Trades.

Article 5 - Iced Cheese SundaeEither signatory can cancel this treaty at any time by providing 72 hours notice to the other signatory via the correct means of communication. During this time, all articles remain in effect.

Appendix 1 - Serious Health & Safety ProcedureShould the Restaurant Telecom be closed down by Health and Safety Inspectors, both parties will open up a Chinese Takeaway instead.