Boy Attacked By Own Pants

A quick word of advice to the would-be thugs up in the place: While those big pants might make you look intimidating to squares, make sure your pants aren't too big.

Sadly, this advice comes too late to help a 16-year-old youth from Covington, LA, whose flight from the law ended when his pants got the best of him.

The unnamed youth was being sought by authorities for the beating and robbery of a 35-year-old man and the carjacking and beating with a brick of another man, police said. After officers spotted him, he took off running, but his pants tripped him up, allowing the Jakes to gaffle him up and drag him to the jug.

I would like to add the charge of "aggravated stupid fashion" sense to his list of abuses.