Peek Inside the Women’s Locker Room

Men love to imagine what happens when women are alone together. In the head of a man, a slumber party will always include a pillow fight, and gossip sessions will inevitably consist of women bragging about their significant others skills in bed. And then, there is the women’s locker room. Now, this is where a man’s imagination will really run wild.

So, please allow me go ahead and tell you what it’s really like.

It’s like watching girl-on-girl porn. We braid each other’s hair while we sit there naked and sometimes just pose for photos. Oh yeah, and then we all make out.

That’s what you want to hear, right? Well, too bad, because it’s nothing like that. But, since you insist on knowing, I will fill you in on all of the juicy locker room details in exchange for one thing – you have to promise that you will stop asking all females what it’s like in the locker room. So, without further ado, let’s get started.

There are three basic kinds of locker room changers.

The Prude: This is the woman who goes into a stall and changes in order to achieve complete privacy and keep all of her body parts a secret. Unless you have a thing for feet and/or socks, this is probably of no interest to you gentlemen. Basically, if you were a Peeping Tom, she will do you no good. Please don’t be a “peeping tom.”

The Magician: This is the woman who changes in the open but knows how to strategically tug and pull at the right clothes at the right time in order to keep all of her body parts a secret. If watching this locker room changer, you would most likely see a bra over the t-shirt maneuver. She has a real talent. While she may not bring you any joy in your locker room imagination, I bet she has some good moves in bed.

The Woman That Makes You Blush: Don’t worry, some woman do get naked. This is the woman who leaves nothing to the imagination of her locker room peers and takes all of her clothes off for all of the world (and by world I mean locker room) to see. This woman is usually between 160 to 300 pounds and no less than 60 years old. So, if that’s the kind of thing you are into, then yes, the locker room is a very sexual place.

If not, then there is nothing to see here, so move along. And, even if there were something to see, it’s called the women’s locker room for a reason