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• Meet Barry Zito's new lifelong yoga partner, Amber Seyer. The Giants lefty tied the knot with the former Miss Missouri this past weekend. We're sure she's looking forward to nursing Zito back from his assorted injuries for the next 50 years.

• So remember how the Marlins's offer to Albert Pujols was a bullshit PR stunt? We may have gotten that one wrong. In a meeting with Pujols'sesteemed agent, Dan Lozano, the Marlins apparently upped their offer to 10 years. The actual figures are still unknown, but it's probably time we start taking Miami seriously.