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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Hey guys, we went to Devil's Tower yesterday, and there were these bright lights in the sky, and I woke up at home in Colorado. That's normal, right? Hey, at least the Wi-Fi works...

Sung to "Goldfinger"

Webslinger (mwa, wa wa)He's the man, the man who just loves to twerkThat's Spidey's quirkHe's a red zingerReckon you should dump some more sprinkles inYou can't hold him!

Watch him glide 'cross the cake with no fearI'm afraid it might take him a yearDoes the birthday girl know that he's dissed her?It's the crotch of death from Mister... WebslingerParty guests, take care, though his flotsam's boldIt's from a mold!

This is the best birthday post ever! Willem Dafoe, Strongbad, and even the one with him dragging himself across the cake on his face reminds me of Piderman http://youtu.be/G18jhC3b53AThank you for the laughs!!And kudos to Subee, Sharyn and HaikuJoy! Well done!

@ Sharyn: LOL! Were you planning on leaving so suddenly, or did someone/something want you somewhere else...? (I'm torn between playing the Twilight Zone music and the theme song to "Close Encounters of the Third Layer"...) Anyway, welcome home! =^~.~^=

1nd ~ @ArcticFoxPup ~ Twerking Spiderman *snort* 2rd ~ Maybe they're trying to get around the copyright laws???3th ~ It looks like they tried to cover the plastic piece with sprinkles. Now it looks like spider poop O.O Yep, takes your mind right off the fact that half the cake is covered with plastic doesn't it? You're welcome!4st ~ Looks like Spidey put on a little weight. It's okay, it happens to the best of us. 5nd ~ @SuBee ~ You made me snort in the most unprofessional manner. You're seriously awesome! @Hiaku Joy ~ Maybe that confusion is why so many kids today don't know how to spell? 6rd ~ Mister Man there has some pretty gnarly acne. They even have faces! O.O

I believe the second cake is Spidey's answer to Superman's Fortress of Solitude — the little-known

WEB-DOME OF ISOLATION

Lacking Superman's resources (and ability to go thousands of miles out of town for just a few hours), Spiderman slings a dome-shaped web on which he sticks his favorite red blanket. He then crawls under it, where there is plenty of room for him… to curl up in the fetal position.

Spinnerets! That's the word! Sounds so much better than shooting webs out of your ass.Lisa's little son probably knew this..he's got a future as an arachn- an invertebr- um, a biologist. He knows lobsters and spiders are cousins. Sort of. I don't know.Comments all hilarious.... Sharyn, i'm adopting your mwa, wa wa...with your permission, of course....