And now, with Romney all but assured of the nomination, he's probably gay, too!

Amazing how this works, isn't it?

Watch as the Smear Machine attacks Mitt Romney and Marco Rubio for daring to campaign in public:

RANDI RHODES (23 April 2012 - 11:47): I guess I'll call it the - is Marco Rubio too short to stand next Mitt Romney tour/audition? That's what it is. And you know- and the answer is yes because when they stand next to each other Marco Rubio looks like a 17-year-old. God love him! He does!

He looks like a little boy. It's almost like the Batman and Robin thing that Quayle and Bush senior had going there, it's very homoerotic I gotta say!