scene: Hollow Bastion, very bloody sidewalks, many moogles hung from lampposts with forks up their asses, a lone figure standing before the Mane 3 and squall and cloud with a bloodied moogle on the lockblade. (this is setting the lore no one interefere with this scene please i worked really hard on it and i wanna build up my characters badassness)

John cracks his neck and pulls out a scroll. "Soy una campana extractora pene y me gustan los hombres" he read aloud. The scroll crackled with magical energy before vanishing. "Heh, oldest incantation in the book. Almost," he smirked, "As old as you cunt."

In a flash all the moogles were back to life and making a break for it. "Hmm, problem?" he said arrogantly.