Glass Half Empty: It would appear the poo is still there— or an additional “patron” has paid this impromptu privy a “visit”.

Glass Half Full: Some attempt at cleaning has been made. In addition, the bottle of Activia would suggest that, perchance, this poopatrator is working on his (her?) irregularity issues— albeit with New Amsterdam peach-flavored Vodka as a chaser.

What I want to know: What would Jamie Lee Curtis do? This is one hell of a product endorsement opportunity if you ask me.