Sure doctors want to cure cancer by injecting people with radioactive iodine, but does that mean that all those radioactive cancer patients have to walk around radioactively for a week probably giving everybody else around them cancer ironically? Only Spiderman knows for sure.

Oh, sorry, slight problem, that homeopathic "teething medicine" we sold you actually has "inconsistent" levels of DEADLY BELLADONNA NIGHTSHADE TOXIN. So, just saying, if you choose not to have your baby exposed to DEADLY BELLADONNA NIGHTSHADE TOXIN, maybe don't take it. Although it is super effective against teething.