I’m going to let you in on a little-known secret: when you become a millionaire around the same time you’re legally able to drink alcohol and you are one of the most promising young professional athletes on the planet, interest from attractive women comes in distracting and perpetual waves.

21-year-old Ben Simmons has become the runaway favorite to win Rookie of the Year–so much so that you’d need to wager $2,000 just to win $100. But, we’re not here to...