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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Hitoshi Matsumoto's movie R100 rated 1-star by the Toronto Star

1： れいおφ ★ 2013/09/10(火) 17:06:09.54 ID:???0

Hitoshi Matsumoto's movie R100 was given a 1-star rating by the Toronto International Film Festival, lowest of all 59 entries. The second lowest got 2 stars.

From the Toronto Star:"R100 (1 star): Japanese comic turned director Hitoshi Matsumoto explores the nature of desire through the world of kink, told through the eyes of a mild-mannered salesman who joins a club where he can be humiliated by a succession of dominatrixes. Shot through a sepia-tinged lens with flashes of pale pastels added later, it’s a film designed to satirize modern Japan and to shock. (One particular scene will raise hackles.) Occasionally edifying, mostly unsettling. B.D."

What are you doing making us laugh through the review written about you

204： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:25:22.28 ID:yAd+wdza0

アイディアはあるんだろうけど、

映画という形にするにはやはり映画を勉強しないとな

たけしだって2作目を撮った後に、

「やっぱ映画って難しいな、ちゃんと勉強しないと壊すこともできない」

と思ったらしいし

I'm sure he has ideas, but he needs to study what "movies" are in order for him to turn those ideas into film.Even Takeshi thought after shooting his 2nd film that"Movies are really difficult. You can't even ruin it if you don't study it".

Sono otoko kyoubou ni tsuki wasn't a hit, but it was so well-made that you wouldn't think that a comedian did it

274： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:30:28.39 ID:51KvqBl70

評論家とは言っても人だから好みも千差万別なわけで

そんな中で最下位をとるって逆に難しいだろｗ

たしか松本は「日本での評価が不当に低い！海外では賞賛されてるのに！」って言ってたような・・

Critics are still human so the taste varies with each one, and it's actually more difficult to get the lowest score in those conditions.Didn't Matsumoto say, "My reputation in Japan is unfairly low! To think that I'm lauded overseas!"...

300： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:32:29.65 ID:989sU7Ph0

* Movie adaptation coming soon

332： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:35:11.65 ID:SX6rq+hu0

シネマ坊主で言いたい放題だったのが全て自分に返ってきたな

All the karma just returned to him after saying all that he wanted on Cinema Bouzu

336： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:35:22.06 ID:uvba5wUj0

え？星一つなんて初めて聞いたよ

トロントって甘い評価で有名じゃないの

これ素人は映画の勉強してから来いっていう意味じゃないの？

Eh? It's the first time I've heard of something like a 1 star.Isn't Toronto popular for being easy on the ratings?Aren't they trying to say that 'You amateurs should study filmmaking first before competing!' with this?

357： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:36:18.54 ID:OjsX+lw00

裸の王様状態で痛々しいな

誰かはっきり言ってやれよ

He's like the emperor in his new clothes, it's getting painful to watch. Someone should already tell it to him straight to the point.

I heard that Oomori really pondered if he'd accept this casting offer.But he's from the Downtown generation, and there was no way he'd refuse an offer from Matsumoto-san. I feel sorry for him.

580： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:51:55.08 ID:Qu21Fw8V0

いつまで実験映画作るつもりなんだろ

Until when is he planning on doing these experimental films?

609： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:53:54.76 ID:4twBGhx90

>>580

そういうのしか作れないのよ

まずまともなエンタメ作品作ってみろって

This is the only thing he can do.I want to see him do a proper entertainment flick first.

677： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:00:54.11 ID:dpuWuwG40

松本人志語録

「スピルバーグはオレに聞きに来い」

「ダークナイトは１ミリも面白くない」

「マグノリアがわかるという奴は頭が悪い奴」

「タランティーノはただのアホ」

「マトリックスのストーリーがよくわからない」

「ＪＳＡのストーリーがよくわからない」

「話がよくわからない映画を作るな」

「テリー・ギリアムは映画を作るな」

「グランプリのダルデンヌ兄弟ってこんなもん？自信がついた」

「アカデミー賞は辞退する」

「ティム・バートンは学生時代イケてた奴に違いない」

「ＣＵＢＥはオレでも作れる」

「パッチギを面白くないとは言わせない」

「フラガールのしずちゃんは良かった」

「オレが認めるような面白い作品はめったにないという結論が出た」

「大日本人は自己採点で１０点。謙遜して９点にする」

「オレはゴッホ。死後評価される」

Hitoshi Matsumoto's quotes:"Spielberg should be the one asking for my advice.""The Dark Knight was not good, even for a single millimeter.""People who understand Magnolia are the dumb people.""Tarantino is a stupid man.""I don't really understand the story of The Matrix.""I don't understand JSA's story.""Stop making movies where the viewers can't understand the story.""Terry Gilliam shouldn't be making movies.""So this is the level of the Dardenne brothers who won the grand prix? This boosted my confidence.""I'm withdrawing from the Academy Awards.""There's no doubt that Tim Burton was a cool and sexy dude when he was a student.""Even I could have made CUBE.""I won't let anyone say that Pacchigi was boring.""Shizu-chan was good in Hula Girls.""I've come to the conclusion that there are almost no good movies that I can accept.""If I were to rate Dai Nipponjin myself, I'd give it 10 points. But I'd be more humble and just give it 9.""I am van Gogh. I will be recognized after I die."

695： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:02:53.19 ID:0tcZjWiCP

>>677

何このギャグｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

レベル高すぎるｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

What's with these gags wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwThe level's too high wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

762： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:08:56.06 ID:FalLRKQz0

>>677

＞＞「オレはゴッホ。死後評価される」

死んだらボロカス言われそうなんですが

特に作品として残ってしまって信者も死んだ後はの映画は

>>"I am van Gogh. I will be recognized after I die."I feel that he'd be bashed further after he dies.Especially since his films will remain and after all his believers die, then...

854： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:19:27.59 ID:JtG4xXee0

>>677

何でこんなこと言っちゃうんだろうなぁ

I wonder why he'd say stuff like this

963： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:50:38.98 ID:T/twd3Q/P

ダウンタウン世代として、ここまで落ちぶれるとなんかせつなくなってくる

As a part of the Downtown generation, it makes me sad seeing him fall down like this.

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