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A Conversation with a Brit

Brit: Which side is the right side?
Me: The right side.
B: Yeah.
M: No, the right side is the right side.
B: Yeah, of course I know that, but which side?
M: The right one.
B: Yeah, which is the right one?
M: You just said which one.
B: What did I just say?
M: You just said the right one.
B: Which one is right though?
M: Fuck you.

B: Look, I’m just concerned because everyone seems to be driving on the wrong side.
M: No, they’re on the right side.
B: Yeah, but that’s the wrong side.
M: No it’s the right side.
B: No, the left is the right side.
M: How could the left side be the right side?
B: No, I mean like right, like correct.
M: I know what you mean.
B: I don’t think you know what I—
M: Fuck you.