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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Portuguese Women

We keep a close watch on world affairs for Worldwide Wednesday. That's why we've been playing close attention to Xynthia, a violent European windstorm that's been ripping through Western Europe causing the deaths of 62 Europeans and leaving millions of people without electricity. And where did Xynthia originate? Portugal. And while we wish everyone the best over there, we're storming you with the 9 Hottest Women from Portugal. See? It's not all bad...

#9. Ana FreeCLAIM TO FAME: This 22-year-old viral sensation became one of the most subscribed artists on YouTube and even had a number one hit single on the Portuguese Charts. lonelygirl15 lost.

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#8. Shanna MoaklerCLAIM TO FAME: Moakler (of German, Irish, and Portuguese descent) won Miss USA in 1995, but she's best known for her on-again off-again relationship with ex-husband Travis Barker. She also (supposedly) punched Paris Hilton in the face for messing with her man. Just what we always wanted, a chick with some balls. No wait, that didn't come out right.

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#7. Krista Allen CLAIM TO FAME: Allen (Portuguese on her mom's side) has played many different roles on TV shows like Days of Our Lives and films like Anger Management. But we'll always remember her as softcore porn icon "Emmanuelle," whom she played in all eight of the made-for-Skinemax films. And yes, if you must be crude, by "remember" we mean "jerk off to."

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#6. Kari Ann PenicheCLAIM TO FAME: Part Portuguese, part Spanish, and all crazy, Peniche appeared in a sextape with Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and his wife Rebecca Gayheart. She also starred as in VH1's Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew claiming to have had hundreds of lovers. She's the definition of 7:30, but she was ADDICTED TO SEX. 'Nuff said.

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#5. Paulina James CLAIM TO FAME: A porn star known for her roles in acclaimed films such as Bang My Juice Boxxx 2, Old Geezers, Young Teasers, and I'm a Cheerleader So Bang Me! Her resume >>> your girls.

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#4. Danica McKellar CLAIM TO FAME: Not only did she play Winnie on the Wonder Years, she's also written two best-selling math books. A hot girl with good brains, what's fucking with that?

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#3. Brooke Burke CLAIM TO FAME: Before winning Dancing With The Stars, Burke hosted E!'s travel show Wild On! during its heyday. God Bless America (and the Irish, French, and Portuguese who combined to make beautiful mutts like Brooke!).

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#2. Luciana AbreuCLAIM TO FAME: In 2004, Abreu was a semifinalist on Idolos (the Portuguese version of American Idol) and went on to play the lead role in Floribella (a Portuguese modern version of Cinderella). No crass snap here, she's just really hot.