Suppose Harper's chocolate eggs turn out to be real and not imaginary, remember, this is the man who just named an icebreaker "CCGS John G. Diefenbaker" -- a ship for which there is still no contract, and which can't be finished until 2017.

"As the Coast Guard begins celebrating its 50th anniversary next year, we are looking forward to increasing Canada's presence in the North through our new polar-class icebreaker, the CCGS John G. Diefenbaker," Fisheries and Oceans Minister Keith Ashfield said.