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Girls are dressing older than their age though. There's no girl or young teenage woman clothes/looks these days as far as I can tell. Most girls here dress very mature. I don't know if it's the same any where else.

I thought I was pretty good at judging ages but there was a girl in my literature class last semester who I could've sworn was pushing 30... she claimed to be 18. Like, she told me that and I laughed because I thought it was a joke... she wore a LOT of makeup but I guess she was just hiding acne.

I want to roofie Jake Gylenhall and take advantage of him. Only thing is is that he'd become conscious during my rub down and decide that he's been missing out on David all along and become my most annoying fan!

Jason Segal is cool but I don't have a crush on him. I do have a crush on his co-star, Cobie Smulders, though. I have been watching a buttload of How I Met Your Mother in the last month and I think she's beautiful, even for a Canadian with a horrible name.

Jason Segal is cool but I don't have a crush on him. I do have a crush on his co-star, Cobie Smulders, though. I have been watching a buttload of How I Met Your Mother in the last month and I think she's beautiful, even for a Canadian with a horrible name.

It was funny to see her in The Slammin' Salmon. Same role basically, more cursing.

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