Details ﻿John Larwood presents FROM THE FIRES OF HELL the world's hottest peppers In 1912, a scientist named Wilbur Scoville came up with the first scientific test for measuring pepper hotness/spiciness/piquancy. Presumably, before the Scoville test, pepper heat was measured ﻿John Larwood presents FROM THE FIRES E\, . nr HFI I the world's hottest peppers In 1912, a scientist named Wilbur Scoville came up with the first scientific test for measuring pepper hotness/spiciness/piquancy. Presumably, before the Scoville test, pepper heat was measured through more subjective methods: The main problem with the Scoville heat test is that it does not record the actual experience of eating a pepper. The following is a useful scale for anyone stupid enough to actually eat peppers: Note: the Scoville unit Is the official unit of measure for spiciness. bell pepper 0 Scoville units Eating it feels like... mmm...so refreshing. It's so tasty and sweet, it might as well be an apple! jalapeño 2,500-5,000 Scoville units oh damn, that’s got a kick! Your eyes may be watering a little bit, but you can probably blame it on allergies. Don't worry, you'll regain your composure presently. ▼ / habanero 100,000-350,000 Scoville units Fucking FUCK!! My bowels are ON FIRE!!!!! The stomach pains are tolerable...but you will soon become uncomfortably familiar with the term 'scorched asshole/ / red savina habanero 350,000 - 580,000 Scoville units AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I NEED TO PUNCH A FUCKING COW!!! GGGGGGA HHH HUM!! Your entire digestive track is filled with molten lava. Your tastebuds are most likely permanently damaged. naga jolokia 855,000 - 1,050,000 Scoville units AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHH- HHHHHHHHHHH- HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You will never walk again. For the rest of your life, the mere thought of spicy food will cause your broken, feeble body to violently convulse. naga viper 1,359,000 Scoville units GUOHH- I JUST ATE THE suN Your charred remains will serve as a warning to future generations. ,he HOTTEST PEPPER ",he WORLD trinidad scorpion butch t 1,463,000 Scoville units You are not human. Not a single mortal would even consider consuming this pepper. The universe was probably created for the sole purpose of housing your massive balls. Fruits like apples are typically delicious snacks. This encourages animals to eat the fruit and subsequently poop out the fruit's seeds. Plants benefit greatly from this poopy seed dispersal. Peppers advertise themselves as bright, beautiful, tasty fruits, but punish us for eating them. Are pepper plants Just major assholes? Well, it turns out that peppers have a much better way to travel than through our poop- they use bird droppings! Unlike mammals, birds are not affected by spiciness. The presence of spiciness lets mammals know that they need to back the fuck off and let birds eat their fill. This benefits pepper plants because: 1) Birds are more likely to leave pepper seeds intact while eating and digesting peppers 2) Birds are more likely to indiscriminately shit everywhere 1 ) seed takes root 6 ) poopy seed dispersal 2 ) puny pepper sprout 3 ) majestic pepper plant 5 ) bird eats peppers 4 ) spicy, spicy pepper fruits Humans have a habit of defying mother nature's intentions seed takes root fiery seed dispersal puny pepper sprout majestic pepper plant man eats pepper spicy, spicy pepper fruits funny pictures,auto,comics,funny comics & strips, cartoons,infographics,pepper