Alexis Smith – Crush Video Hypothetical

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I’m about to go off the grid for a little while (pray for me), but before I leave, I wanted to repost one last thing from drydock — a fascinating hypothetical in which the beautiful Alexis Smith participates in a crush video.

Yeah. You read that right. A crush video. Makes you wonder what kind of porn Dan’s into, right?

Have a listen — I’m probably overrating it, but it’s still funny. It’s three parts, the last of which takes place during WTDS with Alexis and Michelle 3000. I left the entire WTDS in for the heck of it. Also, props to Ty Walker for not holding back on the porn birthdays despite having the two girls live in studio, and to Bob for his comedy set on capital punishment versus abortion.