Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

A spokespirate from Bart Industries unveiled the new π-Rit 3.14PØ robot at a press conference hastily called at the Admiral Benbow today. The newest model is fluent in over six million forms of communication and is programmed in 47 schools of self defense. Marketed as the closest one can get to the Stripper Factory this side of the Beer Volcano, M. Septembarrrgh appeals to a wide range of ship's captains. The basic model is shipped as shown, but a wide range of options, vocal patterns, and finishes are available.

Make and Model: π-Rit 3.14PØ

Purpose: Pyrate-Cyborg Relations . . . . . . . . .

Likes: Figuring the odds of any situation, luxuriating in oil baths, fretfully keeping the crew in line.

Dislikes: Impersonating a deity, having his/her parts showing, digging treasure on sandy planets, being in the vicinity of Fish Head Stoo.

Where will you be in 5 years time?: Still serving princesses, getting into danger, and plotting the best course to escape the Royal Navy.

Direct all inquiries for full prospectus, costs, and specs to Bart Industries in confidence.

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

pieces o'nine wrote:Direct all inquiries for full prospectus, costs, and specs to Bart Industries in confidence.

Wot 'appens if I don't do it confidence?

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

Roland Deschain wrote:Cap'n Bart, the possibility of the delivery boat successfully navigating the reef around my mysterious island is approximately 3,720 to 1.

That be why BB sez "hextended warranty havailhable on reqwest" - tis the h'extra yeers it teks to arrive.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.