Mr. Romney, let's not waste any time…is it true you said John Edwards is a faggot?

O no no, Mitt, Mitt, Mitt...now you know perfectly well that was Ann Coulter that said Edwards was a fag…I mean faggot.

I'm not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I'll fix it. I'm not concerned about the very rich, they're doing just fine. I'm concerned about the very heart of America, the 90 percent, 95 percent of Americans who right now are struggling.

Corporations are people my friend -

O no...it's the Angel Moroni, he's such a kiss-ass.

Bro we got to get back to reality -

We now move the interview to our chief Correspondent of National Affairs, Jim Morrison.

Mitt and Mitt, good to have you two together.

fatty's are Goddesses...

Those

Thanks Jim.

Golden and round and soft...even Joseph Smith would have to lust them.

CHI-CHI's ! ! ! !

Each generation seeks new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors. Do you guys dig any of that?

I don't know about Mitt but this Mitt understands and in turn qualifies your comments with - I'm for the people.

Do that funky-white-boy.

William Blake once said, the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience...Do you guys dig any of that?

Well, I'm sure the poor as well as corporate America will be delighted to know where you stand.

I'm beaming them up Captain!

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I see, let me now ask you, do you foresee things stabilizing for the poor in the U.S.?