You and your dirty dick. tips on keepin ya junk clean

1. Always, I mean always take at least 1 bath a day. 2 if you up to it. You'd be surprised at how many dudes skip taking a shower in lieu of a party or more ass on the menu..
2. GET CHECKED at least twice a year. especially if you fuck a lot
3. Shave ya hairy nuts once in a while. germs and bugs love to hide in dick hairs...lol.. aka crabs for you stinky nut mofos..lol

Don't ever wash your dick and I mean EVER! Over time enough smeg crust will form and you'll be immune to every STD known to man, also your dick will become indestructible. The girls fucken love it man, they just love it