30 Things All Men Have Thought About During Sex At One Time Or Another...

Is she done yet? ... Did she notice the sweat drip onto her? ... How can I disguise a fart? ... Should I make noises so she knows I like it? ... She just had a quiff. That's hilarious. Poker face, come on... Her boobies are jiggling ahahaha! ... Damn I love bacon.

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Jack Fletcher
Medical student at the University of Aberdeen and National Coordinator for Sexpression:UK

I saw a great article in the Metro about what women think about during sex and just had to respond with my own version.

Here are some things we men have thought about during sex:

1. Is she done yet?

2. Damn I should have gone for a pee before this

3. Is it going to happen? Oh please don't fail me now!

4. Can't believe I lost in the cup on FIFA the other day

5. Did she notice the sweat drip onto her?

6. That's been ages!

7. What football is on tonight?

8. I'm starving. I'm going to order a munchies box after this. Or a kebab. A kebab would be great.

So a lot of these are shared thoughts of men AND women during sex. We have a lot of insecurities that could be resolved through better communication with a partner. Being honest and open to talk about issues that arise makes for a happier sex life. Rather than attempting telepathy, why not just verbalise your thoughts. Take that pee break and get back to it. Ask her to go on top. Ask her if she likes it and how it can be done better for her. The same goes for women too, sex is a two way (or more) expression that is more co-ordinated with some team work. You may not master things right away, but at least the practice to make it perfect for you is fun!