Robert Pattinson Likes His Women In Tight Dresses

Robert Pattinson thinks Kristen Stewart is sexiest in a tight dress (well sorta…more on that below), says he believes in love at first sight, and likes a banger in the mouth!

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Rob appeared on Live with Kelly and Michael yesterday and played a rapid fire game of “questions” which is just where Kelly and Michael ask him a bunch of questions and he has to answer very fast. Whatever.

They asked him, which is sexier “a girl in a tight dress or in jeans and t-shirt?”

In the moment of hesitation between the question and his answer I just assumed he’d say “jeans and t-shirt” because that’s THE ONLY THING KRISTEN WEARS, but instead Rob snorted as if to say “duh” and then said, “a tight dress,” before adding, “or just make the t-shirt really tight.”

Wowowowoow. Can we assume this means Rob likes KStew best when she’s wearing a tight dress? Yes, we can definitely assume that from his answer. This also means that if you are lucky enough to run into Robert Pattinson, you better hope you're wearing a skin tight dress.

Moving on! They asked Rob do you believe in love at first sight, to which he said only, “yep.”

He’s in love with Kristen (he is, right?), so did he fall in love with her the day they met during the Twilight audition? Maybe so. Maybe, maybe so.

As for other fun Rob questions, they asked about traditional British food, “Bangers and Mash or bubble and squeak?” Rob says: “Bangers and mash, definitely.”

On this, the girls in the audience squealed, and I don’t know why. Probably because he said the word “banger.”

When asked what his favorite snack is from the hotel mini bar, he just scoffed, “What are you talking about…snack?” before alluding to the fact that he “destroys” the alcohol in the mini bar.

They also asked, “Who was your first kiss?” and Rob said, “Why am I thinking of my grandmother?”