But, I have yet to find an answer to these. I figured I'd repost since we have some new blood on here.

1.Ok, the first one is for my wife, not I. She seems to remember a film (possibly an episode of a show) where a woman has a monster child. The child is bloodthirsty and eats humans. The mother uses her "female ways" to get men to come to her house/apartment so that she can murder them and feed them to the child. According to my wife's recollection, it ends with the child screaming and sreaming because it's hungry. The mother ends up going insane from the murdering, and the crying so she feeds herself to the child. My wife says that she has distinct recollection of the child and that it looked monsterous with large teeth and such. I thought it might have been one of the "It's Alive!" films but they all led to dead ends. Anyone know this film/show!?!?!? It's been killing me for a few years now.

2.The other was a short film that I saw on the IFC one morning, quite early in the morning. The film was about a few people and their dreams. Each of the dreams involved two evil men, a dead girl, and deer. One scene that sticks out in my mind is all of the people sitting around a large dinner table. The two "evil" men are also seated at the table, along with the dead girl. Each person had a menu and all of the items on the menu were dishes made with deer meat.

After the it showed all of the dream sequences, it cut to each of the people walking out of their hotel rooms. Outside, a carwreck had occured. In the car were the two evil men, one driving and one in the passenger seat. The trunk of the car had popped open in the wreck and there was a dead girl inside, the dead girl from each of the dreams. The men had hit a deer running across the road in front of the hotel.

I can't remember the name of this one for the life of me. It looked to be from the mid-late 80s or early 90s. I know that the name consisted of numbers, as in a certain time. 5:45 or something like that, but I just can't place it. Anyone remember this short film? It was quite good and I'd love to track it down.

3.Ok, this one was a James Bond spoof. It was extremely low budget and seemed to go over the top with the sex and violence. I can't be sure of that though because I saw it on a local NBC affiliate on a Sunday afternoon, so it was obviously cut. This was about 15 years ago or so.

I remember that the villian had a female mistress/killer. She had redhair and I believe there were jokes/references made that she wsa actually a man. I recall her using knives hidden inside her silk robe. I also recall a scene where the James Bond wannabe finds the evil henchman training facility. He gets to a mounted machine gun and cuts down each of the henchmen. I remember like arms flying off in comical ways, or atleast arms being on the ground afterwards. The pseudo-Bond says something along the lines of:"I knew you'd fall to pieces under pressure."

Yeah, it was bad.

Anyone know what film this is? I know they've been a ton of James Bond spoofs, so tracking this one down hasn't been easy.

Thanks guys!

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A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream. I think it was a Telly vision.

I've seen this film only once and it's quite freaky.The creature talks to the woman while it's in her uterus and says things like, "I need blood. I need to grow!"And if I remember correctly, it was originally birthed from a leopard or a cheetah in the beginning of the movie.The version I saw was in English.

I've seen this film only once and it's quite freaky.The creature talks to the woman while it's in her uterus and says things like, "I need blood. I need to grow!"And if I remember correctly, it was originally birthed from a leopard or a cheetah in the beginning of the movie.The version I saw was in English.

Thanks for the help Ash. I hope that's the film, cause I've been through tons of films trying to find it. Does the baby actually get birthed in this film? That seems to be what my wife remembers most, is after the child is born and how it's insatiably hungry. I just threw the film up to the top of my Netflix Queue.

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A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream. I think it was a Telly vision.

Oh yes, the woman definitely gives birth to it...right near the end of the movie and in a schoolbus or the backseat of a car if I remember correctly.Immediately after it comes out of her, it starts killing everyone near it.But it won't kill the mom.

In the beginning of the movie, the woman is sleeping when the creature slips beneath her sheets and goes up you know where.

Then it continues to talk to her, convincing her to slaughter every man she can get into the sack.If she doesn't comply, it can cause her terrible pain.

I saw this back in early 2002 after I moved into a friend's house.I remember that there was a problem with the heat in the house and I sat alone in the basement with all the lights off covered in a thick blanket watching this.

Andrew, spot on. That's the film I was looking for. I'm surprised that I knew the name of it. I had looked it up on IMDB a while back but didn't find any results for "5:45" which is why I ended up posting it here. Not sure if it wasn't listed at the time or if I just made a goof while looking for it. Probably the latter.

Yaddo42, thank you as well. I believe that No. 1 For The Secret Service could very well be the film I'm looking for. The name certainly sounds familiar. I'm going to have to check Ebay for a copy of it.

Thanks everyone!

This can be moved to the Solved board, btw.

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A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream. I think it was a Telly vision.