When I'm at the stable yard where I stable Dixie I'm often a Matthew to my friend who rides in my lesson. It annoys her so much but she will never push me away cus I'm always there for her like a loyal puppy (it helps being born in the year of the dog) XD

I'm you in this situation. My friend Rudy and my girlfriend Dana will double-team me, and although hugs from my girlfriend are nice, being hugged simultaneously by a guy and girl, and with them doing weird noises without moving, is extremely irritating.