Carina: The men on that ship are looking for Jack, so I'm going to swim for it. [she takes off her dress]

Henry: Carina, stop that.

Captain Jack Sparrow: No, no, don't stop that.

Henry: This has gone far enough!

Captain Jack Sparrow: No, it has not!

[She dives into the ocean and swims towards shore]

Henry: I saw her ankles.

Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Who are you?

Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.

[pause]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Does mummy ever ask about me?

Henry: No.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, go on. She call my name in her sleep?

Henry: She never spoke of you.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...

Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.

Henry: I found a way to save my father. There is one thing that can break his curse and free him from the Dutchman. The Trident of Poseidon.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ah. The treasure to be found with The Map That No Man Can Read. Never heard of it.

Henry: There is a girl inside this prison, Jack, who holds that map. The moon has turned to blood, the Trident will be found... [Jack falling asleep] and you could be the one who holds the sea... and with it become all that you once were. The great... Jack!

Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm so sorry. Were you still talking? I believe I nodded off a bit.

Shansa: The dead have taken command of the sea. They're searching for a girl, a Pearl, and a Sparrow.

Captain Jack Sparrow: [He is to be executed] Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! [sees what the guillotine actually is] Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now! [gets put in the guillotine] This basket is full of heads!

Captain Hector Barbossa: I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men...

Captain Armando Salazar: No, no, no, no! Men, no! Pirates! (flashback of Salazar's past plays) Pirates had infected the seas for generations, taking the life of my father and his father before him. So I vowed to end this plague once and for all. And that's what I did. I destroyed dozens of ships.

Henry: Why did I bother coming to you? The dead are hunting us down and you do nothing.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Nothing! You call this nothing?

Henry: You're drunk! And you're sleeping.

Captain Jack Sparrow: My point exactly! I am doing two things at once.

Carina: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.

Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.

Carina: No, I'm a horologist.

Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.

Pike: We should have never followed a luckless pirate and a witch to sea.

Bollard: Right, that's it. Kill 'em all.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Kill me and I'll be dead. And then the other dead won't be able to have their revenge… against me. Being dead.

Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.

Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?

Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.

Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're the Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?

[first lines, Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention. He sees a shadowy figure approach]

Henry: Father?

Will Turner: Henry. What have you done?

Henry: I said I'd find you.

Will Turner: Look at me son.

[half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]

Henry: I don't care.

Will Turner: There's no place for you on the Dutchman. [the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background] They know you're here. Get home to your mother.

Henry: No!

Will Turner: Leave now. Before it's too late.

Henry: I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.

Will Turner: Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?

Henry: That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.

Will Turner: Henry, no.

Henry: I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.

Will Turner: [kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.

Henry: I found you.

Henry Turner: It's just a tale.

Henry: Like the tales of you and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.

Will Turner:[Angry retort] You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...

Henry: A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.

Will Turner: [the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken. [takes off his necklace] This is my fate. [places the necklace in Henry's hands] You must let me go. [reaches out to gently touch Henry's face] I love you, son.

[the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and reboard his rowboat]

Henry: [while lying inside his rowboat] Captain Jack Sparrow.

Gibbs: Face it, Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.

Captain Jack Sparrow: That is a blatant fabrication!

[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]

[Barbossa has just found out that Carina Smyth is his daughter]

Captain Jack Sparrow: Smyth. Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know someone called Smyth?

Captain Hector Barbossa: Shut your trap.

Captain Jack Sparrow: What was her name? It's right on the tip of me tongue.

[Barbossa draws his sword at Jack]

Captain Hector Barbossa: Do you want to lose that tongue?

Captain Jack Sparrow: Margaret Smyth. [Chuckles] Aye. Should we make an accord, then? Or shall I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?

Captain Hector Barbossa: We both take this secret to our graves.

Captain Jack Sparrow: You mean it is true? I was bluffing.

Captain Hector Barbossa: I'm not!

Captain Jack Sparrow: You kill me, you got nothing to bargain the dead with. So you need me. [Barbossa puts down his sword] I'll have to be frank, Hector. You are very, very ugly. [Barbossa glares at Jack] So how could you produce a fetching creature such as that?

Captain Hector Barbossa: Margaret died. I summoned as much honor as a worthless blaggard ever could. I placed the infant in an orphanage, never to see her again. I thought the ruby might afford her some ease in life, but I never imagined she'd take those scribblings and make a life of her own, a life that's led her back to me.