The most highly anticipated album of the summer hit the Internet early, as most highly anticipated albums do. No, not the Jonas Brothers' new album. OK, so the SECOND most anticipated album leaked! Kanye West's not at all humbly titled Yeezus album mysteriously and instantly bubbled up to the top of your Internet feeding tube, and whether you're Kanye shrugging over New Wave Kanye or basking in the glory of this early Christmas present -- because really, it is a Christmas present -- one thing's for sure after listening to the stand-out track, "I Am God": Kanye's not having that croissant lateness. Kanye West has 21 Grammys under his custom-made, one-of-a-kind Margiela belt (or is Rick Owens?), but that man cannot get his damn puff pastry delivered in a timely fashion. Sucks, man. Hopefully having what could be the best-selling album of 2013 could solve this carb dilemma once and for all.

Just know that "Hurry up with my damn croissants" is the new ""Thinkin' 'bout the girl in the all-leopard/Who was rubbin' the wood like Kiki Shepard" / "Put the p**** in a sarcophagus"/ is the new "What she order fish filet?" is the new "Hengh?"