We were wrong. We thought this guy was a Snottsdale Scottsdale poseur with a used Bentley and a purse dog.
It turns out he’s a big dog. Black on black Phantom Coupé. The only one like it (supposedly) in the country. So, what do we have now, in the corrected Parasite Paradise Valley version: Read More

Remind me NEVER to party with Dick Cheney in Dubai again. That bastard dogfucker always has to go invade some oil countryget another heart transplant run out to his waiting limo right when the bill comes.

Notice that not only is the Phantom parked in a deserted portion of the lot, it’s positioned to take up four slots, likely to prevent the chances of other shoppers parking nearby and spreading their poverty cooties