Hat 38: Santa should feel able to wear blue

So there’s this rumour going around, and it’s been going on since those stupid lit-up Coca Cola lorries have been driving around being sickening, that Santa wore green until Coca Cola turned him red. Snopes went and disputed that, and so I’d like to reach out to Santa and help him out.

Santa, this hat proves that you can wear blue and still look good. You don’t have to bow to corporate pressure.