Approximately a week ago, in a fit of rage induced by an ill-stocked sale at Nookington's, not having a red turnip to feed Wendell with and still worse failing to shoot down Gulliver's UFO, Ziti painted the roof of the house hot pink. This nearly blinding hue seems to have triggered some sort of crazy descent into Obnoxious Land. Ziti shed her space helmet for a new candy pink hairdo, a cute red knit hat with a large pompom, and a pink outfit with giant red hearts on it. This look has no mercy for taste or teeth.

Though only exposed to the sun for approximately a half-hour at lunchtime, Ziti has also become very tan. She did not realize that her skin hue had changed until she went upstairs to harass Parmesan, who is known for being paler than clean hotel sheets.

Power has gone to Ziti's head. She recently attempted to introduce the title "Lady Z" for all villagers to use when addressing her, but "Z-dog" refuses to be eradicated. She should, perhaps, be grateful that the infamous "Sugar Z" episode has vanished from all memories but her own.

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Built on funds from the fruit and fishing industries, this home has become the largest residential structure in Lenaburg, and is second only to Nookington's in terms of sheer size. Though Ziti has paid the lion's share of the debt on this place and will continue to do so, two other characters reside under the same roof and thus she can no longer state "her house." (She continues to decorate and paint without asking for any input whatsoever despite this. Her sense of style, messed up though it may be, has somehow earned the residence nearly 80,000 HRA points and a "one story house" model as a prize.)

Finally, Ziti is declaring war on all tarantulakind. They keep on ambushing her by hiding behind trees and leaping out when she least expects it. They then drag Ziti's unconscious form back to the house and leave her lying on the cold pavement! What kind of sadistic spiders are these!?