Help, I've lost my mooncup!

Just came on today, went to get my mooncup from its usual storage place, its not there. I've looked everywhere.....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Surely it can't be up there? I'd have died from toxic shock by now wouldn't I?I'm worried....I've had ....ya know...with a man...Where else could I have put it?

This will never do - you're creating an urban myth here! I have a hard enough job trying to convince the girls in my 'coming of age' girls' groups that the moon cup is an option (for swimming, dancing etc) - now they'll come back to me with the story of the lady who lost hers and it turned up atop her new-born's head!

I actually asked dp if hed notice, he said without trying he couldn't honestly answer, BUT, he was that impressed he got to have sex with me his head wasn't fully in the game iyswim, the first few times it was more an inner monologue of "I'm the man" type shit I imagine, his friends agree so hope your new dp is like these and so busy cheering himself on to begin with the next time you have sex is when he's properlu focused!

So the conversation went "was it ok?" ...."yes it was great"..."so it didn't feel any different then?" ..."different to what?"...."oh just different"...."dont know what u mean"....."oh nevermind then".

Oh well I'm guessing he didn't notice then! HOW COULD HE NOT TELL?! I'm just glad it didn't pop out on the end of it!

I keep remembering snippets of info that make me wonder why I didn't realise sooner.A couple of weeks back I was obsessed I had constipation or something more sinister. It felt blocked yet I couldn't quite put my finger on why literally!I've had funny tummy pains to the point where I was day dreaming about the times I was pregnant thank fuck its a mooncup and not a baby!

I've just about stopped laughing now, so I thought I'd just pop along and post this little snippet of serious info that explains why you haven't got a vaginal infection and probably won't get one.

Squirting yourself with saline might have rinsed out some of the 'friendly bacteria' in your vagina and lowered its natural acidity slightly; but most salt water is pretty close to 'neutral' like fresh water, and in any case your body will probably sort itself out again by the end of your period. If you want, you could help a bit by eating plenty of live natural yoghurt over the next few days or putting a bit of it up your vagina - seriously - that works for thrush too!