knitted fsm

Published January 15th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I made this FSM for the guys who host the Chariots of Iron podcast. They talked about him in episode 43. I thought you’d like to see how he turned out. He’s hanging out with Cthuhlu in the Charioteers’ Den (aka “The Nerdery”)

Rejoice! What inspires me most about this most sacred new icon, is how stealthily He manages the ceremonial opening device with only two of His Noodly Appendages. Such amazing grace. I’m trying not to cry, but…

His noodley goodness needed to cool down from the heat of the overflowing volcanoes. That’s my favorite beer, so it’s what I had on hand for a photo op. :) I’m originally from Michigan and spent a lot of time sampling beverages at some microbreweries and multitaps while I was in college.

This is blasphemy and I am extremely offended. How dare you post a picture of my beloved diety, my Creator, my Redeemer with a bottle of the Devil’s drink – beer. I know my beloved FSM would never partake of such a liquid. I suggest you confess your sins to your local Chef and do the recommended 20 Hail Ragus for your sin of defamation.