is Scarlett Johansson engaged?

If this were your local news, I could say, “Is Scarlett Johansson engaged, and is there a connection to Natalie Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot?” And then 20 minutes later I’d say I have no idea about either one of those things but Scarlet was wearing some kind of ring in New York. Local news can honestly go fuck itself.

(images of scarlett and her french journalist boyfriend romain dauriac = inf)