No One Even Bothered to Shave for the Emmys

To be expected, the men of the 2014 Emmy Awards donned their finest tuxedos and formalwear for the red carpet festivities (unlike some people who couldn't be bothered). But while their attire may have been ceremonious, the grooming situation? Not so much. Lots of facial hair was seen on this rag-tag bunch, including—but certainly not limited to—Louis CK, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Liev Schreiber. Sure, the scruff was kept nice and shorn, but this is the Emmys red carpet, guys, show some respect.

Shockingly, of all people, it was Matthew McConaughey who actually used a razor and put a little wax in his hair, which made a big difference and which is why he's our grooming winner of the night. Alright, alright, alright.