Jessica Simpson farted during a business meeting. Of course she did.

During a meeting for her denim line earlier in the month, Jessica Simpson apparently decided to show everyone how classy and business-like she can be, according to Us Weekly:

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider.
“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

Is anyone even the least bit surprised by this? Frankly I’m impressed she didn’t light it on fire only to start crying about “boys always dumping me, and I don’t know why” until someone ordered her a sympathy pizza. Or is that basically a given at this point?