Snooki uterus alert: New York Post again says the ‘Jersey Shore’ star is pregnant

You’re not truly a female celebrity until the Internets start conjecturing on the state of your uterus. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, star of MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” is officially the real deal this month after rumors about her pregnancy have spread.

The New York Post reported Feb. 1 that the hard-partying, hard-drinking Polizzi is pregnant. The information came from an “insider.”

Snooki responded by denying the claims and wondering what the rumors mean about her appearance, asking TMZ: “Does that mean I’m fat?”

The New York Post is again reporting Snooki is pregnant, despite her claims she is not. From the story:

Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.”

We’re told Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along.

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines.

Only time, roughly another six months, will tell who knows the most about the occupancy rate of Polizzi’s uterus.