Phil Lynott would kick these dudes’ asses, bang their babes then do a three hour show wearing the gay pants on the right, blood stains and all

1:33 pm March, 28wonderdouche twin said...

You down with NPP? yeah you know me!!

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“New Painters Pants”

1:35 pm March, 28DoucheyWallnuts said...

The third dame from the left reminds me of a young Jew broad I was skewerin’ back in the mid-60s by the name of Honey Moskowitz. She was quite a handful in the sack and was particularly apt at placing one of her digits in a strategic location so as to maximize my ultimate enjoyment. Na mean?

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One Shabbos she skipped Shul to meet me at Dee’s Den somewheres on the Island for a few drinks and a few laughs. I was there hangin’ wit Bruno Sammartino, Vic Damone, Ruth Buzzi, Al Molinaro, a couple of Skels attached to the Bonnanos, Connie Stevens and the guy who did Fred Flintsone’s voice.

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She was wearin all white like this here dame in the picture, and was huntin’ for bear. And by huntin for bear, I mean suckin’ dick. She downed a couple a Old Fashions like they was soda pop and then proceeded to use her tongue like an auger until I saw stars and finished so hard it took me til the house band played the whole tune, “All of Me,” before I was dry. All of Me, I says.