An ongoing saga of self-absorption and paranoia (which beats the heck out of the Real World.)

Friday, October 03, 2008

SADDLE UP........

(begun Saturday 4th October at 3.05am....)

and ride where exactly...? I'll stay put thanks, and continue to share with you every aspect of Silly in its finest form.....*beams...

It's a moot point... I would argue that I'm a realist, as opposed to just a miserable old pessimist, but there you go....*grins..

In the Casino of Life here in the Zone, I just dropped a cool thousand, and pretty much kissed it goodbye...*shrugs...

The Rotarian himself delivered my little banger to our gate just before 5.00pm yesterday, and the GameWrecker gave him a lift back down to his business premises...

When my old man finally tottered back down the stairs, he had the new CD player face wrapped in bubble-wrap and nothing else.... Of a warranty there was no sign... Ouch! *convulsed.....

Blog in haste, repent at leisure? A clear-cut case of I asked for it? *shrieks....

A simple oversight on the part of the radio installers? Hmmm... I had said to the Rotarian to just buy a sound brand and left it at that...*laughs...

Being as how it's now the weekend, you will have to bear with me till next week sometime, when I try to find out what on earth happened to the elusive piece of paper that should've accompanied the car radio/CD player....*winks...

Realist that I insist I am, I have absolutely no expectations other than a continued keen interest in the workings of the Zone...*grins... It is a given that I will be bobbing up on the Rotarian's doorstep unexpectedly for quite some time to come...*cackles..

To have been foolish enough to publish a blog on the matter before I held the warranty in my trembling hand, was IMO just another example of the ease with which I shoot myself repeatedly in the foot and always have done....*writes it off to learning the hard way....

It's becoming harder each day to focus on my claims re the Eavesdropping Project. *grins..

There is just so much going on in the telecoms sector that my head spins...

The Muni's resurrection of their Broadband Scheme in a thread on mbb read last night, pretty much blew my gasket. *cackles..

Were Jacquie Subbhan to be asked outright, would she admit that theirs was part of a Government initiative that is being installed with the aid of Selebi's department, countrywide? For of all the innovations taking place at such astonishing speed, the Munis so called Broadband offering is the closest to the Eavesdropping Project that I can find. And yet it is still the Telkom Wimax that I prefer... *baffled...

Why else would Muni Water and Electricity be so heavily involved with Telkom? I still insist that wireless plays a huge part in the BB Project, and that it is a combination of the two technologies that will allow the authorities total control over individual properties.... *nods wildly...

I've been floundering out of my depth here for years, and as a result a source of great entertainment to the Corrupt...*grins... It matters not, as long as I continue to tell you exactly what I see happening about me... Tis for those with a brain to figure out what is going on....*shrugs...

What won't ever come to light, is the fact that the Agliotties and Shaikboyz and their ilk ARE heavily invested in this Project at the very top of the chain of command....*gags...

Does voda3g insist that I fantasise and exaggerate, and that in fact there are Good people running the show? Name me but one that could wear that title? No?

Durban a Smart City? 2010 is just around the corner, and we need a miracle of epic proportions to make the city anything other than a dangerous slum...*roffels...

I somehow don't feel the Town Clerk is capable of achieving anything other than the continuing downward spiral he has deliberately engineered....*spits....

Though his gung-ho crashing about in our electrical system is now tempered to an astonishing degree, he is most certainly still on full point *laughing..

Is it mere obsessive desperation for a laugh at my expense in these sobering times? *nudge, nudge... Well, that I have obligingly given you here this week fosho.... My silliness knows no bounds....*snorts...

If I fail to obtain the warranty for the store-bought car radio/CD player, it will still have been a grand well spent. A better job of reinforcing my allegations that Barnabas and the Rotten Apples on the Hill have an ongoing and comfortable relationship, I couldn't have asked for....*beams..

Bali has told you of how our landline is closely monitored. How then does he explain the involvement of Barnabas contacts in the Zone unless he or his Mentor are in daily contact with them? *interested...

As always I flog a dead horse here....*cackles..

The sharing of private information has been a speciality of the Zone since forever....

The more I whitter on, the clearer it becomes that no Good Law Enforcement Officer in any country, would dare to involve him/herself in this matter...*nods..

This is how it works worldwide... The local constabulary in every city has some sort of give and take relationship with their local mafia/triad, whatever....*grins... If you are caught in the middle, why tough titty it is...*laughs...

Tis merely an ongoing exercise then, to report the extent of collaboration between the so-called Law and the Crooked here in the Zone and beyond... An exercise I shall continue, in the hopes of educating the sensitive and sadly clueless intellectuals that may deign to visit this blog...*cackles..

Later

I'm amused to find that Bali has taken my imaginative request for a solid Internet connection 24/7 to heart....*chortles...

Again, I tried to connect at 5.35am and this time pulled up the random Error 678 Remote Computer did not respond...

A mini-orgasmic moment for the Controller fosho...*laughing.... Tis not as if the GameWrecker will take umbrage at the corruption involving his paid for account... So, BRAVO Balliram! *applauds...

OTH it fires me up to finish chatting away here...

Some remarkable, and I guess very deliberate errors in a post by vodacom3g read last night, kindly attempts to verify my guess that he is indeed of Dutch descent...*curtseys gratefully...

It is common knowledge how I would have much preferred that he were a Pieter Bezuidenhout instead of a Jannie FFS! *keels over laughing... I never asked dear Chris Maisey what his real name was. Why would I? All she had said was that Shaggy, the Admin sitting on mwebs irc channels, was a Heavy at Telkom....

Were vodacom3g and Shaggy part of a coven of Elvis lookalikes that ran the chat rooms? *choking... Who is Pieter Bezuidenhout then, and how is he connected to Telkom's Special Services Division, Network & Technology down at Roggebaai? *peers at voda3g....

Were miraculously, vodacom3g/Shaggy and Bezuidenhout to be one and the same, did he ever get the Christmas Card I created for him? He will of course have seen it, as I worked on it on the PC, and that has been accessible to a huge number of crooks over the years...*shows it's teeth.... But I actually posted him a printout card via snailmail at some point...*lawls...

Why are the streetlights outside the Blind Home still not working? You don't think they are needed there? *roffels... Are the installations so recently made up at Findlay Hall still being adjusted? What is planned for the ground adjoining the Cripple Care Centre, opposite the Home for the Blind? As the only work being done here in the Zone appears to generally be related to the Project, the sight of a large gang of wekkers manually clearing the grassland on that stretch, had me immediately curious....*beams..

The cool wind has swung back to the south and the Zone is grey and damp and filled with birdsong... My Master was up and about at sparrows, running the Wireless Song as I sat on the verandah.... it shut down even before I climbed onto the Orbitrek....*shrugs and watches el Maestro's huge nose......

Should I be sobered by the fact he still needs no excuse to deny us Internet access? While it certainly gives me reason to believe the Enquiry/Cover-up on the Hill must going his Mentor's way, as I'd anticipated, it is a small pleasure that he is welcome to, in his oddly, but drastically curtailed bullying....*pats the Lout cautiously in it's denial....

The now tired and utterly lame cries of what goes round..and, you get what you give, merely demonstrate the pathetic grip you all have on reality...

I was fortunate to stumble onto this means of reporting our plight. If you seriously consider that there are NO other victims dotted throughout the Zone and beyond, that are not being victimised and bullied in the identical fashion, then you deserve your trolley filled with snake-oil...*laughing...

Can you expect the Truth from the Courageous Couple? Am I a genius? *collapses cackling...