Those Breitling watches are definitely quite nice. About the same cost as a Rolex. Personally I prefer a simpler, easy-to-read face, classic, something that doesn't look like the cockpit of a 747. Also, I prefer to wear my watch on my wrist because stuck up another guy's rectum, it is as hard to consult as my iPod touch.

That's the advantage of a watch over a smart phone: a flick of the wrist and you can see the time. You don't want to deal with the class of people who keep smart phones up their rectum.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday.

brantgoose:Those Breitling watches are definitely quite nice. About the same cost as a Rolex. Personally I prefer a simpler, easy-to-read face, classic, something that doesn't look like the cockpit of a 747. Also, I prefer to wear my watch on my wrist because stuck up another guy's rectum, it is as hard to consult as my iPod touch.

That's the advantage of a watch over a smart phone: a flick of the wrist and you can see the time. You don't want to deal with the class of people who keep smart phones up their rectum.

The alleged victim says: They threatened me with a knife, made me get in a car, beat me, and took my watch and money.

The alleged perps say: He got in the car of his own free will, and we didn't threaten or beat him ... though we DID beat him, but it was because he mocked one of our girlfriends so that's okay, not to threaten him ..I mean we did have a knife and we did pull it out infront of him while beating him so that he could describe it's type ... but he just gave us the watch and his money for no reason - that's why we stuck the watch in our ass, because that's what you do with nice watches people give you for no reason - and also look, he likes money, don't he! There! He's guilty then, clearly, and we're innocent, and we want thousands of dollars for breaking a contract that got his business shut down. A movie says so, doesn't it, cause he likes money so he's obviously the criminal.

I'm really surprised their lawyer isn't being sent to jail for wasting the court's time.