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it twas the night before christmas, and not a creature was stirring. Except for a lonely little toy raindog named Matt. While he was awake, he could hear the sounds of ringing bells in the night. Then, there was a bang. Thinking it was Santa, Matt came rushing toward the noise, but then the cereal that the mouse was eating came crashing down onto his head. While Matt was lying there, a little patter walked up to his ear. Matt got excited, jumped up, and flipped the small creature straight to the ground. “Gah!! Are you okay??” Matt freaked out rushing to help up the rather small… Cookie.“*sigh* Are all of you toys this jumpy?” “I-I don’t really know any others… it’s just me.”“Of course you don't.” Matt turned around, looked both ways, then turned back to Cookie.“What are you doing here anyways..? I’ve never seen a talking cookie before.”“That’s because i’m the last one. We’ve lived for thousands of years, hiding from humans. No one knows about us…” Cookie said starting to tear up “My parents and i were the only ones left… But…-”“OH MY GOD DID THEY DIE???!?!?!?!”“No… I don’t know where they are.”Matt looked at the ground.“So… Why are you here?” Matt sadly slurs. “I thought you’d never ask. It’s cause of Santa. I’m running from him.”Matt jumps up“Wait are you saying Santa is real?!?!? I knew i wasn’t crazy!!--”Cookie cuts him off by jumping onto a small box and covering his worn out stitched mouth. “No. He’s real. And i hate that he is.”“Why-”“CAUSE HE WANTS TO EAT ME!!! Every christmas children from all over the world get ready for Santa’s delivery, and they leave snacks for him am i right?”Matt slowly nods his head.“MILK AND COOKIES!! HE WANTS TO DIP THE COOKIES IN MILK AND EAT THEM!!! HE’LL DROWN ME!! THEN YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT…”“He’ll give you a present…?”“HE’LL EAT ME YOU IDIOT.” Says Cookie slapping Matt on the face.”Matt looks both ways, pinned to the wall.“Merry… Christmas…?”Cookie starts laughing while Matt is sitting there cluelessly.