Florida's anthropology-hating android-governor Rick Scott, who is not cool in any way, recently stopped by the Port of Miami to hang out on a cruise ship and pretend to do somebody else's job for a few minutes, again. Rick Scott creates jobs ... for Rick Scott!

During his visit Scott briefly explored the DJ life, which means that he put on some headphones, snapped his fingers, looked confused, and clapped his hands to "I Will Survive." For his efforts he earned a professional-sounding DJ nickname, "DJ Govvy Gov," which could help him engage young voters. His disapproval ratings suggest that he could use the help.