Apollo 18

Apollo 18 Release Date: September 2, 2011

Another ridiculous movie that pretends to be a documentary of ‘lost’ footage. Or other foolishness like “Paranormal Activity” and “The Blair Witch Project.”

The movie, a completely fictitious project, purports to depict lost recordings from Apollo 18’s mysterious mission to the moon where, suffice to say, something very, very bad happened to the crew. These movies will only stop being made when you, the idiotic public, stops paying $15 per ticket to see such crap.

However, we expect hell to freeze over before the majority of moviegoers chooses to see a movie like “Rabbit Hole,” or “True Grit,” over sh*t like “Apollo 18.”

Don’t confuse this movie with being a sequel to “Apollo 13.” It’s so not.