Dios mio! El Diablo! Lucifer, a.k.a. Deutschland's Didi Senft, crashed the Giro of Italy earlier this week in his own unique, horrifically terrifying fashion. You know times are tough when even Satan needs corporate sponsorship.

More unholy images of Didi are available here, here and here. But be forewarned - viewing any of them constitutes an irrevocable social contract with the devil for your mortal soul. In hindsight, I probably should have said that before the links.