According to that old proverb, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. What they didn't say was that scorned women multiply that fury by about 5,000 when they strap on rollerskates. Hell looks like a daycare centre for kittens in comparison.

We dared to get close enough to London's premier roller derby heroes - London Brawling - to snare two tickets to their forthcoming clash at Earls Court - the fearsome sounding 'Anarchy: Euro Crash' on April 28th.

Now, We've put those tickets in a bag with some sweet Roadrunner Records and London Roller Girls goodies so one of you lucky folks can win it all!