Which Country Has the Least Amount of Sex?

October 2, 2013

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If you guessed The Vatican, well, you would be wrong. And, no, I am not going to insert an inappropriate joke here. Although I did learn today that The Vatican is the biggest wine-drinking country per capita in the world. But this story is about sex, not wine. Not to say that the latter hasn't often lead to a lot of the former. Am I right?

Earlier this year "Men's Health" magazine got replies to questionnaires from correspondents around the world and what those results told them was that Indian men and women have sex less frequently and with less partners throughout their lives.

According to the survey, Indian dudes only bang an average of less than once a week and only have three sexual partners in their lives. Also, 48% of the Indian males surveyed said they believe that their partners often fake orgasm.

Indian ladies have only two penises inside them in their lifetime, which is seven fewer than British, Australian and American chicks, who tied for the number one spot on the list with nine partners on average.

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Just because they have fewer partners doesn't mean Indian women are as modest and chaste as you may think. According to the survey, Indian ladies are six times more likely to have sex in the back of a taxi than American women. Also, 32% of Indian men shave their lower-body hair and 77% of women prefer that they do so.

So we know which men are having the least sex and sexual partners, but which guys are doing the most banging? Well, you might think it was the Americans, Australians or Brits, considering their women are spreading their legs for an average of nine different guys during their lives. But actually, the answer would be Croatia.

Yup, Croatian men reported having an average of 11 partners each. Also, Croatian men were more likely than males from other countries to get their freak on in parks, fields, pools and cars.

If you were wondering where the Dutch land in all these lists, well, I don't know. But what I do know is that the Netherlands was the only country surveyed where the women said that they were happy with the amount of foreplay they were getting.