"At the end of the year, I'm only going to say this once, at the end of the year, I'm going to have an autograph session for three days. I'll sign whatever you want. It'll be in Washington, D.C. after the season. Details to come. "

So I told my girlfriend this story this morning, and she says, "I'm SO getting Gilbert to sign my boobs!" And I was immediately jealous. Mind you, not jealous because she wants some other man to do something like that. No no. I'm jealous because Gilbert won't want to sign MY boobs.