Would you believe it? Sheldon Souray is out for the year following surgery to repair his injured shoulder. The big off-season signing brought in to revitalize the powerplay has been decent when in the line-up, but Souray's just been injured far too often. We'll reserve judgment on the double S until next year, but he'd better be shooting seven kinds of smoke next year.

'Cause otherwise he may become Edmonton's own David Beckham: pretty to look at, hurt all the time and marginally effective at best.

Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.