Ryan Idol was one of the biggest names (and highest paid actors) in the 1990s. Now he’s a convict, which is why he’s a featured performer in Chi Chi LaRue’s morbidly exploitative compilation video Criminal Cocks — a video devoted to the thieves, serial rapists and murderers of gay porn. Apparently he’s not too happy about that.

D.O. fucks his son’s best friend in this Falcon fuck fantasy, teaching young Aaron Blake how to suck a gigantic, uncut cock before popping his 18-year-old cherry ass. Um, does D.O. even look old enough to have an adult child? Yeah, it’s called suspension of disbelief.

Some more assorted vintage Falcon glamour shots of porn stud Jeff Hammond. He suffered from tanorexia and some rather unfortunate ’90s hairstyles, but who could resist that big, beautiful cock and that round, juicy ass.

Jayden Tyler‘s got a tight little bottom, and Robert Craig has a big beautiful cock. Sounds like a perfect fit. After eagerly rimming and blowing each other, Robert leans Jayden against a locker and throws a hard fuck into his cute bubble butt.

Dean Carlson and Caleb Strong were so hot for each other, they started messing around before the shoot. Caleb slams Dean’s perky little ass, and it’s obvious from the look on his face that he loves every minute of it. Right up to the minute Caleb drops a load in this mouth.