Be gentle, it’s my first time here at Canucks Army. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Mitch; I blog, I enjoy a casual swear, and I have the grammar of a 9 year old boy. For those of you who do know me…well, you know everything I just said above is absolutely, 100% true and that in the right light it looks like former Canucks Christian Ehrhoff looks like he doesn’t have eyebrows. Enough is enough, let’s get you folks some news.

A little bit of chatter over at the Province about splitting up the Sedins. You’ve got Ben Kuzma and Jim Jamieson talking about it. Personally, I’ll go with Kuz, I haven’t forgiven Jim for the spam DM that made me think that people were posting nasty videos of me on the internet. [The Province]

Mike Gillis is going to be talked about by fans someday in the distant future as he the guy who ran the Canucks into the ground and hasn't worked in the NHL since. Then refresh, the Canucks will hire another useless GM and the race towards the 6th decade of failure will begin again.

Sadly, we're going to have to wait until Cody Hodgson, Roberto Luongo, Cory Schneider, Mikael Samuelsson & Manny Malhotra retire to get the truth about what it's like working for Mike Gillis and his minions...