Sunday, 24 February 2013

I was wondering what to blog about so I shouted out to my facebook friends. My cousin suggested cheese.

I started wondering what could I blog about cheese?

I love cheese.. all kinds of cheese.

but was it blogworthy?

A SHORT HISTORY OF CHEESE

Legend has it that a desert nomad was transporting milk in a pouch made
from a sheep’s stomach. Eventually, the rennet in the lining of the pouch, combined with the heat of the sun, caused the milk to separate into curd and whey. Curious, and no doubt hungry, the nomad drank the whey and tasted the curd. We can safely guess that he enjoyed the experience!

If this is truth all I can say is thank you .

Here are some random cheese facts

THE SMELLIEST CHEESE

Vieux Boulogne, it comes from France

THE MOST EXPENSIVE

Pule, a cheese made from donkeys sold for $650.00 a pound at a farm in Serbia .

PROCESSED CHEESE

These are among my favourites.

Processed cheese has a longer life than average natural cheese.

The most common processed cheese products are cheese slices and cheese spread.

KOSHER CHEESE

It is my understanding that as long as a cheese is not made with rennet it is kosher. Please feel free to correct me .

I love cheese. All kinds of cheese, if you are a cheese lover like myself, check out this website.

If I truly value your opinion and care what you think , then damn right I care . I will watch what say and do, so as not to insult you .

But if I don't really care about your opinion , watch out because you may be bombarded with off colour jokes and lots of F-shots.

I have never laughed at someone falling down and getting hurt, I have never laughed at the special needs person. Although , one time my Dad did dump my mom out of her wheelchair at Walt Disney World , once assured she was fine, I laughed my ass off. DON'T JUDGE> you weren't there :) .

My family fondly talks of that moment often. Yep , we are weird. But we love each other and that's all that matters.

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: The one with the dirty knees.

Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand

Excuse me
A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

This one came from my friend ,Hevel , over @ Kosher kola

Ariel Sharon came to Washington for meetings with George W. and for a state dinner, Laura Bush decided to bring in a special Kosher chef and offer a truly Jewish meal.

At the dinner that night, the first course served is matzo ball soup. George W. looks at this and after learning what it is called, he tells an aide that he can't eat such a gross and strange-looking brew. The aide says that Mr. Sharon will be insulted if he doesn't at least taste it. Not wanting to cause any trouble (after all, he ate sheep! 's eye in Honor of Arab guests), George W. gingerly lowers his spoon into the bowl and retrieves a piece of matzo ball and some broth.

He hesitates, then swallows. A big grin appears on his face. He finds that he really likes it, so he digs right in and finishes the whole bowl.

"That was delicious," Bush says to Sharon. "Do you Jews eat any other part of the Matzo, or just the balls?"