Man Forced to Eat His Own Beard During Fight Over Lawnmower

You heard it right, people. A man was actually forced to eat his own beard over the sale of a lawnmower. The Internet just keeps gettin’ better everyday.

In what seems to be one of the most ridiculous stories every reported on a news station, Kentucky resident Harvey Westmoreland got the shock of his life when he was held at knifepoint by two local drunkards and was actually strong-armed into chomping down his very own facial hair. Not really sure what else to say here, guys. Just watch the video and be prepared to laugh your ass off.