A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night, and says to the young girl at the window "Can i have a kitkat chunky"
the girl walks off and returns a few seconds later with a kitkat chunky.
"No" says the man.. "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat ****!

A man goes to a 24 hour garage late at night, and says to the young girl at the window "Can i have a kitkat chunky"
the girl walks off and returns a few seconds later with a kitkat chunky.
"No" says the man.. "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat ****!

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Passengers were in the gate area waiting anxiously to
board their Air
Jamaica flight to the UK .

The flight crew are now about to board, with the
Co-pilot arriving so
impeccably dressed in his uniform, wearing dark
glasses and with a white
cane finding his way to the gate.

The airline flight attendants explained to the
passengers, that although he
is blind, he is one of the best co-pilots in the
company.

A few moments later, the Pilot arrived. He too was
also
impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark glasses and a
white cane, and he is
being assisted by two flight attendants.
The Representative in charge at the waiting area
assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot
in the company, and
together with the
Co-pilot, they are the most experienced team in the
cockpit.

With everyone on board, the plane is now ready to
embark onto the runway,
ready to take its turn.

Now on the runway, the Air Jamaica flight increases
its speed ready for
take off...more and more the speed is increasing.

Still continuing down the runway the plane does not
take off; it continues
to run but stays on the ground.

By this time the passengers are terrified as they all
realize that the end
of the runway is getting closer and closer, and in an
explosion of general
hysteria, all of the passengers start screaming as if
they are possessed.