Cassie Murdoch

Cat owners beware: Friskies is warning us of a terrible epidemic sweeping the feline nation: Cat boredom. Spokesman Chris Parnell, who should probably be in every commercial made from now on, reveals the sad fact that, "Every day jillions of cats silently suffer from cat boredom." But he says, "Cat boredom, or CB, isn't a disease — it's waaaayyy more boring than that." The suggested cure for this affliction? Obviously it's a Friskies cat treat, though watching Chris Parnell's head get covered in confetti is probably a close second.