The 7 worst lines in the new 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' rap song

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For some reason (maybe, probably, definitely having to do with $$$), rappers Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla $ign signed on to do the song Shell Shocked (featuring Kill The Noise & Madsonik) for the upcoming live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (out Aug. 8).

We’re stoked for the movie (hopefully it’s not terrible), but this song is making us a little less hyped. Because it is very bad.

Its badness stems mostly from the punny, mailed-in lyrics. Wiz Khalifa, forever the weakest verse on any rap song, can’t even get it together for a rap about TURTLES.

These are the worst lyrics — and they had some serious competition:

“Knock, knock — you about to get shell shocked.”

Get it? Shell shocked? ‘Cause they’re turtles, which have shells? Puns are cool.

“You know I got your back, just like a turtle shell.”

In case you didn’t get it the first time, turtles have shells.

“Parked the orange Lamborghini, call it Michelangelo.”

…

“All this green in my pockets, you can call it turtle power.”

No we probably won’t call it that, thanks.

“Came up together so we all down for the fight.”

Oh, OK.

“Raised in the gutter, where we started from the bottom. “

MAKE IT STOP.

“Bandana on my face like a gangsta.”

Nope. No no no no no nope nah no thank you.

And this isn’t the first time a horrendously bad rap song has been made in the name of these four turtles. Our co-worker Brett Molina reminded us of Vanilla Ice’s early ’90s contribution: