Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Tankard Tuesday to you all, my little gingersnaps!! Yes yes, the little story from yesterday about my evil SIL (unfriending me on Facebook) is true. No worries. The animosity is now mutual. Thank goodness my mother confronted her about unfriending me so that it won't be at all awkward at the next family get-together. *shakes head no*

In the news, a new iPhone and iPad app is angering activists. Due for release in March, the object of this game is to smuggle immigrants across the border in the back of a truck. More points are awarded to the more immigrants you can keep from falling out of the truck. My sick and often inappropriate sense of humor thinks this is funny. They look like Mexican South Park immigrants, am I wrong?

Speaking of Mexican, Katy Perry was in Mexico recently promoting her new perfume "Purr". And I love purple, but her dress seems to be gravity-defying. I'm fairly certain that the flimsy flesh-colored fabric in the front wouldn't be able to contain me. Seriously... how is that dress staying up? Staple gun?

This article about Hugh Hefner is filled with all sorts of icky thoughts. Yet again he's blaming his first wife (who cheated on him) as the reason he became a playboy. But the funniest part is where he says he thinks his current fiancee is "the one" he thinks he will spend the rest of his life with. Does he realize he's 84? He probably doesn't need to be married for long to accomplish that.

2 comments:

I share your "sick and often inappropriate" sense of humour because I think the idea of the Immigrant Smuggling game is hilarious! I would absolutely download the app for my I-Pod.

Ah, to be young enough to go bra-less without your boobs pointing south. Kudos to the double-sided tape keeping those puppies from a major wardrobe malfunction! My girls need a home with much more support.

That commercial is too much! There is no way it would get past the censors here (who DO NOT share my "sick and often inappropriate sense of humour). Commercials would be so much more fun if we could look forward to one like this.