Dinosaur Jokes

Here's our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes about dinosaurs. All these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. We know these dinosaur jokes will make you LOL! :D

Riddles

Q. What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?A. A dog a sore!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on? A. It's tricera-bottom!

Q. Why donít you see dinosaurs at Easter?A. Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?A. A theSAURUS!

Q. What do you call a deaf dinosaur? A. Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

Q. What do you call a giant carnivore dinosaur that gets into a lot of car accidents?A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

Q. What does a triceratops sit on?A. Its tricera-bottom!

Q. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game?A. He wanted to tie up the score!

Q. Why do you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story? A. Because their tales are so long.

Q. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?A. Because he had a dino-SORE!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?A. Jurassic Pork.

Q. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?A. DINOmite!

Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?A. Because he ate the mouse.