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Colonel Peter Roberts, the UK's senior soldier in Thailand, has been arrested by local coppers for recklessly engandering the lives of hundreds of passengers on a busy plane miles over the ocean.

Ocean

The part of ocean they were flying over was similar to that destroyed during the tsunami.

Queen

Colonel Roberts, who was awarded the OBE for services to aristocracy and probably hurting Iraqis in shockingly scandalous (and totally untrue) allegations reported widely in this rag declined to comment.

B*stard

Colonel Peter said 'I behaved awfully and I'm really very sorry'.

What The Sun (the Forces' Favourite) wants to know is, Bring Back the Death Sentence for this murderous soldier bastard.