Amazing? Gross? Both? Somebody's Selling Sarlacc Pit Toilet Decals.

Okay, let’s get personal for a minute here — when dropping a good satisfying deuce, have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, I wish my turds were being consumed by an alien sand squid living in my toilet”?

See, he’s the creator of the Sarlacc Toilet, a set of decals you can stick to the inside of your toilet bowl so you can imagine your poops are little Wilhelm screaming Boba Fetts, plunging to their doom…

Robbie Rane

Robbie Rane

I dunno, on second thought I might not be comfortable with alien tentacles being so close to my ass, but if you’re brave/never want to bring a girl home, you might be able to buy the Sarlacc Toilet right here.