It may be my own little world...but they know me here...

My coworker really needed a few days off work, but knew the Boss would
not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy then he
would tell him to take a few days off.
So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. I (the blonde) asked him
what he was doing?
He told me that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
He told him he was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

He jumped down and walked out of the office!!

When I followed him, the Boss asked me: "
......
And where do you think you're going?"

I said, "I'm going home too, surely you don't expect me to work in the dark!!"

silly bosses...sheeesh...

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