Dwarf Fortress is a hot topic at the moment, so if you’re keen to get on board, there’s an online class you can take. If I had time to become deeply addicted to one of the deepest strategy simulation games around, I’d be all over that shizzle. All my dwarfs die.

Neil Burger, who just signed up to direct the Uncharted film, has taken on another project. This means little beyond confirming that the film’s in very early stages.