Want to survive the apocalypse? I don't. I want to be the first one to go. But if you're hellbent on crawling out of a bunker 20 years from now and trying to mate with freaky, mutant animals, have at it. Hey, it only costs $10 million to buy into the Vivos apocalyptic bunker scam. What is the Vivos apocalyptic bunker scam?

A nationwide network of 20 secret, deep underground community shelters.

Owners-only, long-term survival accommodations for over 3,400 people.

Owner candidates reviewed upon a number of criteria and psychographic information.

Multi-level shelters, each consisting of over 18,500 square feet, for 172 to 200 people.

A spoke cluster with 10 radiating wings surrounding a 2 story central dome.

Designed and outfitted for up to 1 year of underground survival.

Fully furnished living quarters, with semi-private bedrooms, bathrooms, and kitchens.

This will suit my plans perfectly, very fortuitous, hmm and easily affordable, excellent, and one year is long enough for the effects of the virus to have burned themselves out on the surface dwellers... mmm yes very good.

Gotta love the TV's and computers in there because in an apocalypse that shit won't work !!!!! WTF would you watch on TV when everyone is dead & who would you e-mail when the internet crashes for good !.

18. The Once and Future Leader of the Nuclear Mutant Hordes - April 15, 2010 2:57 PM

Bravo, Vivos, for exploiting our apocalyptic fears! If the Bible says it, the Mayans predict it, and the Government is hiding it...then it must be true! Don't forget, a Cracker Jack prize I found once also predicted the apocalypse.

Get me my conspiracy pants, pronto!

First place I'm going to attack once the nuclear blasts turn me into a horrificly scarred, glowing mutant/zombie and I amass an army of similar mutant zombies? All these stupid Apocalypse-Proof Bunkers.

We will eat the brains of the rich, then sit back in comfort and watch reruns of Two and a Half Men.

I doubt there will be much warning when the world comes to an end. And if you did it would be pandamonium. So unless you live right next to it, you probably won't make it to there.............fail..............just sayin

"A DNA depository available for every living species on Earth" reminds me of 'Futurama's: Into the Wild Green Yonder' where this thing has the job of collecting the DNA of all animals that have/will go extinct

And the "Atlanta Grape Lady".... last night, I totally watched that episode of Family Guy where they parody her
...... just sayin

Is it just me, or does anyone else thinks there's no way $34 bi could build all that? That, if assuming there's no profit (yeah, right...).
It's probably just another Resident Evil' Umbrella Corp. facility...

too bad you are screwed if your bunker is suddenly underwater. no provisions for air mentioned, how do they plan to power it for a year? and for 10$mil, you get community access with SEMI-private bedrooms?

@19,
That's the point! These guys are creating paranoia and taking your money because they know 2012 is a load of horse shit! They will all be in Cabo while the suckers who gave them money have to smell each others underground farts for a year! On that note...................I'll take 5, just sayin.

The kicker is that I'm not actually gonna build shit. I'm just gonna make a video and tell people I have one and that they aren't allowed to see it for security reasons (they get an encrypted file, that contains nothing, which i say will reveal the locations in the event of an apocalypse with a key). Hey, they only get to use it if there's an apocalypse and if there is an apocalypse we are all fucked anyways. What are they gonna do? Sue me when they found out I lied? errr....... Have I been talking out loud again?

@39 well I'm gonna make a company calles vault-place and make a video walkthrough of some place on earth and charge 8.5mil and then build a sels sustaining space station where i'll be sippin drinks watchin the world go crazy.

I'll also be shooting giant lazer beams down for fun.

On a second note, if there were to be a solar flare then i'll be dead also but at least I'll be dead in space.

"A DNA depository available for every living species on Earth" reminds me of 'Futurama's: Into the Wild Green Yonder' where this thing has the job of collecting the DNA of all animals that have/will go extinctwalkstar

Hmmm... What about Erffquakes? What about flooding, once this puppy is underwater I think things will go bad real fast...lol, plus everybody knows that to save yourselves you need 1 billion euros and need to be a fat russian with two whining ass kids lol

Hmm, do they have a baby ward for when the inhabitants start procreating like jack rabbits (since the tvs and internet will not be working)? No clue why they have computers and television screens in the complex when the rest of the world will be full of zombies and no one will be able to take care of electricity problems/satellites.

How do you draw up the specs to withstand the indeterminate magnitudes and characteristics of cosmic radiation? Everything else seems plausible if not prudently wise except for having the egotistical gall to believe we have a contingency plan for our star. A star, people.

I just think that this whole Idea is slightly retarded. "Designed and outfitted for up to 1 year of underground survival." Okay, so after that year you are pretty much fcked. I guess it really depends on how the world came to an end, and all of their electronic equipment would be useless anyway. So the " DNA depository available for every living species on Earth in Vivos refrigerated vaults." will also be useless. I mean, if you want to waste 10 million dollars on something you're going to be trapped in for a year. Go ahead.

I mean, I don't think I could live for a year in a cramped place with a bunch of richies.

so they have the DNA of every living animal on earth? How the hell is that going to help them? Its the apocalypse!! How do they intend to use that DNA to bring back all the animals? clone them? Because nuclear holocaust and disease and Giant rocks from space totally dont destroy all technology.

Yes, one year will definitely be enough for all the population to die off and you rich cats can emerge to repopulate the decimated world with your pristine DNA. Oh, right, because an apocalypse that destroys the world will somehow leave it liveable and your coffin escapeable? Doubtful.

what happens when the refrigeration goes out in one of these mother fuckers and everyones icecream sandwiches melt. and there is no one to drive up and fix it. its gonna be shitty. here it is, tim leary said that man is not designed to live in the swarming insect hive life that this 10 million dollar quick fixit is made to do. i would spent my 10 million on some nice lawn chairs, some beer, and some good fucking reefer and get a front row seat to the end of the world. but i only got like 16 buck till next payday i think.

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