17. Make-out practice pillow

16. RAD Emergency Bra

An object that can save your life! This was invented by Dr. Elena Bodnar who, at the time, was the founder and president of the Trauma Risk Management Research Institute in Chicago. This stylish bra transforms into two gas masks with independent strap systems. Having 20 years of experience in research under her belt, Dr. Bondar should know what she’s talking about... maybe we should get one?

15. Cuchini

14. GoGirl

This hefty tube let’s women pee standing up. We’d leave it at that, but we just have to mention that the original version is currently sold out on their website. The website that has already sold over 5 million of these. You go girl!

13. Boob glue

This “gravity defying” product claims to hold boobs of all sizes in place. They claim to be “A Cleavage Make-Over in a Bottle” and promise to keep your boobs perky.

11. BraZing

For everyone who’s tired of seeing simple bra straps, there is the BraZing company. We can best explain what they make as bra strap wrappers. Our only question — is it really that different from before?

10. Foot undiez

Because why just have undies in regular places, right? We believe this was invented by a person with a little... foot fetish.

5. Hug buddy

4. Smile trainer

No matter how anti-feminist it is to tell a woman to smile more — apparently ladies are totally up for buying this product on their own. It literally stretches out the corners of your mouth to give you a “perfect smile” — whatever that means.

3. Wine Bra

If you were thinking to sneak some wine into the movie theater or your kid’s recital — don’t. For other sneaky cases there is this bra that can store up to a bottle of wine. Let’s hope there’s no leaking.

2. Lipstick helper

Perfect plump lips are the dream of the modern woman, right? If you don’t want to put time into learning how to apply lipstick, you can always purchase this creepy looking mask. Also handy for Halloween!

1. Side sleep boob pillow

Is one of your boobs smashing the other one while you are asleep. Prevent this risky business with the boob pillow.

Did you get a laugh or did you find something useful on our list? Be sure to share it with us in the comments and may God save you from unnecessary purchases!