The grocery store is one of those public spaces that should be judgmentally sacred, where people can feel absolutely free to show up appearing harried, underdressed, or angrier than a bee trapped in some asshole's bonnet without fear that the saucer-eyed fellow comparing brands of smoked salmon is taking mental notes…

According to an ESPN study, 31 percent of men are now shopping for their families, as opposed to only 14 percent in the 1980s. BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!? Everyone knows dudes are bumbling idiots who can't handle the arduous horrors of the grocery store. That's why Westside Market NYC launched Manhattan's first "man…

A new Crystal Light ad makes the specious claim that you should buy the unpalatable beverage because "8% of women meet their husband in the grocery store." This seemed suspiciously high to us, so we decided to investigate.

If you're one of those people who can make a meal of walking around the grocery store snagging free samples, there's a new machine that is poised to ruin your dinner for the foreseeable future. It's a robot called the "iSample Experience" that was developed by Kraft Foods, in conjunction with Intel Corp., and it is…

If you always assumed grocery stores were designed to be equally unpleasant places for both men and women to shop, you thought wrong. It turns out that from the start, stores have been subtly geared toward being more accessible and friendly for women, who were, after all, their primary customers for many years. But…