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Freedom1

Sometimes the word miracle is used to explain an event that cannot be readily explained. Usually comes out as a miracle from God.
Claiming something to be a miracle saves a lot of wear and tear on brain cells.

A town in Oregon located approx. 20-30 mins outside Portland, Oregon. Nothing spectacular happens here. There is the Buckeroo Rodeo once a year thats about it. The high school has a recently appointed principle who runs the school like a dictator and uses fear and threats to get students to tell on each other. There are also quite a few rednecks in Molalla.

The town is named after the local Native American Tribe. The football team is called the Indians, in fact every sports team out of Molalla is called the Indians.

Molalla, Oregon home to few people and many cattle.
Principle: Tell me who did it.
Student: I'm not telling you anything.
Principle: Tell me now or I will expel you.
and so the kid rats out his friends.