The Boba Review Matrix

And now for a highly subjective hot-take at the wild world of Boba. Cheese foam? Count me in. Popping boba and grass jelly? That'll be a yes from me dog. But ultimately if you can't deliver on some chewy boba and flavorful tea, you can get the fuck out.

Each score in the table below links to a comprehensive review of the boba establishment in question in the context of a single drink purchased therein.