"I dont know why, but I've always been scared to death of chickens! Oh, and deer. And penguins. And camels. And dinosaurs. And big mexican kids."

"I always put a lot of thought into my costumes. One year I was a drunken clown, and then I was a pirate!......And only the scariest pirates wear pantyhose on their heads! You dont wanna mess with those guys!"

And there are many more. These are just the ones that popped into my head.