[We Community Managers usually like to add a witty intro to promoted community blogs to get readers in the right mood. Unfortunately, any attempt at outwitting The Actual Charlton Heston‘s NieR: Automata exposé would be in vain. It blew me away in more ways than one. – Bass]

Howdy. Been a piece since I wrote a blog. How are you? How have you been? Me, I’ve been grappling with such giants as meth distribution, and on occasion, recreational pottery making. These combined endeavors take up most of my time: hush now, it’s not that I don’t love you. I just needed some personal time to assess my feelings.

I’m writing this because, as the title suggests, LaTerry (who is, in fact, a real dragon) has graciously provided the community with another Band of Bloggers prompt. That prompt is robots. I like robots. Do you like robots? Some robots in Japan will let you have sex with them, and it is not illegal, even though they can’t say no. I think that’s pretty cool because I like sex and I like robots.