last saturaday me and a freind got off work and we whent to some guys house st like 10 at night and lit a flamming bag of poo on his door step. When we saw him get up out of the chair we booked it. Luckly it was a freind so got to hear whet happened saturday night , wink

....I was out playing woodsball (all the other fields were full by the time I came in) and was making a bee line to the back to get me sum people. I went around a tree and stepped in sumone's poo and didn't notice until I felt the squishiness. G R O S S ! ! !
I look down and I see it is a massive turd sumone left there! My shoes was covered from the tip and all the underside. So I'm running trying to play, but in the back of my mind are these mental pictures of the turd and the smeared poop on my shoe! I was running like a dog when they put booties on their feet (lift leg, shake it, lift other leg, shake it....).

Had to call myself out and attempt at cleaning it. Wiped it sum leaves, tried rubbing it on the dirt, over rocks, on tree stumps, but that stuff dried on VERY quickly! Played the rest of the day with a slight "aroma" following me.

By the time the day was over I had to double bag the shoe, put that inside a duffel bag and put the duffel bag inside the trunk. I ended up throwing out the shoes and duffel bag (I don't wanna clean sumone else's poop!).