Gwyneth Paltrow Does Elle UK The Fashion Issue March 2009

I honestly missed Gwyneth’s covers! Whatever she does/wears, however they style her, she still looks like a stick!

I’m not mean, just look at her! Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Elle UK, the Fashion Issue (out February 4) is lollipop picture perfect! That bubbly Dolce & Gabbana Spring Summer 2009 ensemble must have been inspired by Minnie Mouse! (don’t miss the original catwalk picture of Gwyneth’s cover outfit right after the jump!)

And let me just point that Gwyneth’s not looking into the camera. She has that bourgeois way of jetting an eye over your head, no matter how tall you would be! (I bet she was purposely placed so high on the cover!). Last but not least: what’s Gwyneth doing on the Fashion Issue’s cover? (besides her already-old legs-number?) (photo via tfs)

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That dress looks like a cross between Minnie Mouse’s ears and something Joan Crawford wore in Mildred Pierce.
Shoulder pads are back… unfortunately. :(
Gwyneth looks like her usual self, which is not good or bad just Gwyneth. I like the look of the outfit on the runway model much better.

Oh good grief this is a hilarious ‘design’! It can be cute though when you’re a ten years old and have Disney theme party? Maybe?
There’s something terrible wrong with fashion since a lot of designs looks better on the catwalk than on ‘real people’!
And what’s Gwyneth doing on the cover of a fashion magazine? What a lot of celebrities does these days on the cover of a fashion magazine and/or ad-campaigns: play a part as a model and earn more money?

There are times when you’ve got to ignore fashion and just do your own thing.
This is one of those times. What the hell are those two montrosities attached to their shoulders?? I imagine much difficulty in getting through narrow doors………………..