My guesses include, but are not limited to: Someone messing up his order at a restaurant; when a car makes a left turn even though there's a no left turn sign; the wedding of his most beloved paparazzo; and, of course, stubbing his toe.

Also on that list, apparently, is "Father Stretch My Hands," from Kanye's upcoming The Life of Pablo album, due out later today. He revealed as much, along with a snapshot of the lyrics, this afternoon.

According to a track list 'Ye released last night, this will be a two-part song, and the second track on the album.