Really though, RE7 should take place at Capcom headquarters, where mobs of thousands of rabid fans attack the personnel and eat their flesh(in honor of the zombie). The protagonist would be some hard ass security guard, named Roscoe, blasting his way through the masses of enraged fans to survive the onslaught.

Fan: "AAAAAH You ruined Resident Evil! AAAAARGH!"
Roscoe: "That has nothing to do with me, you crazy fuck!" *chik chik BOOM*
Fan2: "AAAAAAGH! Death to CAPCOOOM!"
Roscoe: "What the fuck is wrong with you people?!" *chik chik BOOM*