Aside from Troye Sivan, the eighteen-year-old Bryce Hall could just be the celeb that most embodies twinkiness, and thanks to a handy dandy little video, we can see his fat twink bulge hiding behind God’s gift to gays – grey sweatpants! “Who is Bryce Hall” you ask? Why, only the social media sensation of our generation, spanning YouTube, Twitter, Spanchat, and Instagram! That’s who. Bitch.

Any Sex and the City fan will be the first to tell you that rewatching most of the episodes almost two decades later is just a major let down, but even so, I always think about how Samantha described Richard’s cock as perfect, long, and pink. And then, I think he gave her a pink rose or something. Which is stupid. But anyway, as a fellow whore, perfect pink dongs are like totally my ~thing~ as well, and it’s doesn’t get any more perfect than Matt Lanter’s ALLEGED junk in his ALLEGED dick pics!