CARLSON: A lot of entertainers have come out against the war in Iraq. Have you?

SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

CARLSON: Do you trust this president?

SPEARS: Yes, I do.

CARLSON: Excellent.

Unconditional support for a leader no matter the policy? (How about his controversial "pro-pooping on Britney Spears' face" stance?) Why, that sounds awful...communist. Pro-totalitarian! Go back to Russia and kiss TaTu, pinko!

(disclaimer: there's been no actual, you know, link provided for this story, so it could all be fabrication, but it's pretty funny nevertheless.)