I've stumbled upon a fresh corner of hell within the internet

Its so utterly ridiculous that I have a hard time believing that this is anything other than people taking the piss, but apparently some people are sexually aroused by this. People never cease to amaze me

"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."-Douglas Adams

"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."-Douglas Adams

That's a Kim Kardashian ass. Meaning, surgeons take injections of fat from the abdomen & inject them directly into the ass to maintain a fat booty point at a low percentage of fat at an overall bodyweight.

Some see the glass half full, others see the glass half empty. Me? I see that the glass is refillable.

I dunno why that image took my by surprise though. That's some funny shit.

'Jet Propeller'

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that's a Space Shuttle Main Engine with over 1858kN of thrust at liftoff. It's designed for thrusting and has the top specific impulse of the entire NASA unarmed forces. You are nothing to it but just another speck in the distance. It will wipe you the fuck out with rocket plumes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of satellites across the Ionosphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare thrusters. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed space combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.

"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."-Douglas Adams

Hello.I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band (will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx) (Don't even ask what it means)

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