I've already done one with you, so let's try something different and bizarre

After a series of economic crises and wars under President Trump, the Republican party has collapsed. Its electorate forsook it, and those who did not have split into various minor parties, way too focused on salvaging some Senate and House seats to bother with the Presidential race. It seemed like the Democrats might run in the 2024 election unopposed, but after the staunch economically leftist and socially moderate Larry Smith won the nomination, Senator Tom Parrotstein of Virginia declared an independent run. A socially liberal, economically centerist politician, he managed to win over many who wanted an alternative to the Democrats, but his socially liberal positions, as well as him being a homosexual, harmed him with traditional Republican electorate and he fell way short.

Senator Tom Parrotstein (D-VA)Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC)After Parrotstein's upset in Iowa, intel on Peebleton revealing she had a sex change causes her polling to skyrocket in New Hampshire - angry women acknowledged her as one of their own, and angry men believed her to be a man infiltrating the inferior gender. Sadly, this caused her to falter everywhere else, winning only her home state afterwards.

so New Hampshire is like super progressive and is one of two states to vote for someone just because they're trans? uh ok

Nah, it's a gender war up there, so angry men, transphobic as they are, see me as a spy for their team. Angry women, being more accepting, respect that I had the basic human decency required to leave the inferior team I was born a part of.(skip)