Last time someone complained I told them the boss might be on vacation, and I turned out to be completely right.
In other words, this isn't his job... and the clan business hasn't even kicked off anywhere yet, so don't take it so personally.

Really sorry about my absence, I have been whisked away to a magical land of internship, zero internets and hard work. I had no idea that I would be exiled from the internet for so long, and I yearned.....