Things you'll only understand if you're almost too close to your housemates

You spend an alarming proportion of your time in bed together.

Feb 06, 2018 3:34am

Seeing as you probably spend more time with your housemates than anyone else (mainly when you're hungover and struggling to move further than to the fridge), you're probably very close Maybe almost too close, if that even exists.

1: You spend an alarming proportion of your time in bed together.

It's getting the debrief on what happened last night rather than shagging, but still.

2: You get possessive

When your housemate says "she's actually really alright" about another girl, you instantly vow to take her DOWN.

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3: You fart in front of each other

The honeymoon phase is SO September last year.

4: You don't need to make an effort around each other anymore

Pajamas, matted hair, morning breath... You love them just the way they are.

5: You prefer a quiet night in together

But if you do end up going out, you stick together at all times.

6: You have really weird in-jokes

Nobody quite gets you guys, but YOU do. And that's all that matters.

7: You bicker a lot of the time

Mostly about housework. But once you've said your piece, it's all cool again, because you're MFEO.

8: You know as much about their sex lives as your own

Including their sex noises (and when they're faking it).

9: You'd never watch 'your show' without each other.

That is some next level betrayal right there.

10: You text each other all the time — even when you're in separate rooms

Scrap that, even when you're in the same room.

11: You share everything

You'll definitely have to stay together forever, because quite frankly they know too much about you.

12: You have pet names for each other

That's just how you roll.

13: Being apart from each other SUCKS.

You secretly hate Christmas for this reason.

14: You know each other's takeaway order off by heart

HOLD THE OLIVES.

15: You have your own 'spot' on the sofa

Routine is key for a happy housemate marriage.

16: You look out for each other. Always.

Whether that's holding back each other's hair mid-vom or helping with an overdue essay. Because if they're not happy, you're not happy.

17: You can't imagine a future without them

If it wasn't for the hell that is writing a thesis, you'd almost wish your final year at uni could last forever. Almost.