Open Mike Eagle

How to Be Super Petty to Your Ex

Open Mike Eagle is a hip-hop artist based out of Los Angeles, California. His most recent solo release was Dark Comedy. In 2016, he collaborated with Paul White to record the album Hella Personal Film Festival.

This election is a bag of burning alley trash. It's burning and it smells. One of the people in it is the worst person ever and he’s dangerously close to the most powerful office in the country because he’s learned how to trick poor people into thinking he’s going to do something nice for them. It's really bad. I feel like we’ve earned this though. We’ve known for a while now that there's at least two Americas and we haven’t done anything to attempt to bridge the differences in values. So now we have to defend our country from his groping, gross hands.

Lyrics

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah Do all the things that hurt the best
Line a garbage can with one of the shirts they left
Accidentally videotape yourself as you burn the rest (And then what?)
And then upload it (Okay)
You can marry one of their best friends
Tweet their name, their new boos, and add the symbol for less than
So that way there isn’t even question
Like Ja Rule said (It aint even a question)
Give your new mates your old mate’s pet name
Sew it a on a t shirt and wear that shit to a Nets game
Pull up stealthily next to them in the left lane
But don’t acknowledge them at all
American Idol go win the next one
On TV shout out all your ex’s except one
Let everybody know that you can bask in your freedom
Tell your grandmother to point and laugh if she sees ‘em
Whenever they call you can answer it
But don’t speak make sex noises then cancel it (Nasty)
Take it to the next level you can sample it (Oh my god)
Think here…BE CREATIVE! (Fantastic)
(You see the light, you’re letting it all fall away)
(You’re approaching freedom, you’re free…you’re finally free)
(Aww, you’re thinking about them again)
(I can tell…you were so you were so present just a moment ago)
Okay okay here we go here we go you ready?
This is how you this is how you this is how you let them know that you don’t give a fuck no more
To let them know that you don’t give a fuck no more
To let them know that you don’t give a fuck
C’mon
I learned some interesting interesting interesting ways
To let them know that you don’t give a fuck no more
To let them know that you don’t give a fuck no more
To let them know that you don’t give a fuck,c’mon
Get famously good at everything and
Now you got a bunch of new ways to flaunt your wedding ring
You can put it on a custom Facebook list
Where they can only see when you post about good shit
Take anything of value they left in your airspace
And hock it at the pawn shop that’s closest to their place
Put them all old love letters in a paper shredder
Use them to line your parakeet’s bird cage forever
And have yourself a personal contest
Of how many of your old couple’s pics can you crop best
Or just date someone in your apartment building like High Fidelity
That works real good too.