This week I had the local fitness milf/attention whore try to add me to her group of "friends" the other day. She asked if she could work in with me, I told her it was my last set and it was all hers then moved on.

When I was in Afghanistan, there was a guy who would go to the gym and sit in the corner talking on his cellphone the whole time he was there. Never once jumped on a bike or did curls in the squat rack. I guess just being physically present was enough for him.

From the first page I just noticed. My friend used to always fart before bench and I didn't wanna lie on the bench so I called doorknob one time knowing there aren't many nearby in my gym and gave him the hardest punch on the arm. I had finger imprints from my fist in his arm. Needless to say he sprinted to the door and never did it again.

(For those not aware, doorknob is a game where if you fart someone can call doorknob. If they do, they're allowed to punch your arm as many times as he wants until you touch a doorknob.)

evad6317 - This week I had the local fitness milf/attention whore try to add me to her group of "friends" the other day. She asked if she could work in with me, I told her it was my last set and it was all hers then moved on.

When I was in Afghanistan, there was a guy who would go to the gym and sit in the corner talking on his cellphone the whole time he was there. Never once jumped on a bike or did curls in the squat rack. I guess just being physically present was enough for him.

Maybe he just wanted to watch dudes sweat glistening as they worked out and he was secretly snapping pics the entire time.

Hipster douchebags who stare and laugh with their friends when you lift heavy weights. I don't get it? Do they go to the gym just to make fun of people who are in much better shape than them?

Or people who get pissed when you drop weights on the floor. Sometimes I get pissed too, mainly because they usually slam the weights when they are light. But if im deadlifting over 400 lbs. till failure, im eventually going to drop some weights.

You know, when you have 8 teens around a bench talking while 1 guy presses and then he finishes and they all stand around and loiter for 20 mins in the middle of the free weight area. Then they break into teams of 3 and alternate sets of standing dumbbell curls for the remaining only exercise of their workout.

Track pants and wife beaters seem to be the official uniform of these kids.

Aj14o - Hipster douchebags who stare and laugh with their friends when you lift heavy weights. I don't get it? Do they go to the gym just to make fun of people who are in much better shape than them?

Or people who get pissed when you drop weights on the floor. Sometimes I get pissed too, mainly because they usually slam the weights when they are light. But if im deadlifting over 400 lbs. till failure, im eventually going to drop some weights.

Today I was doing front squats and a group of 4 guys that had been doing a lot of biceps walked behind me. I was in the middle of a set and it seemed like this person was really close behind me and stated "That guy doesn't even know what he is doing. The bar is supposed to be on your back for squats not in the front. What an idiot".

Authority Figure - Here's an etiquette question: should you wipe down the controls on a treadmill and the elliptic machine? I do it, but it seems like a colossal waste of paper towels?

It's much appreciated if you do, but not expected, as they get wiped with disinfectant every hour or two (where I work at least). Dudes who leave piles of sweat ON the treadmills/cross trainers piss me off. Never understood how some people sweat so much.

Authority Figure - Here's an etiquette question: should you wipe down the controls on a treadmill and the elliptic machine? I do it, but it seems like a colossal waste of paper towels?

It's much appreciated if you do, but not expected, as they get wiped with disinfectant every hour or two (where I work at least). Dudes who leave piles of sweat ON the treadmills/cross trainers piss me off. Never understood how some people sweat so much.

Some ppl are just sweaty bastards when they work out ie) me .Which is why I always wipe down controls after use

Authority Figure - Here's an etiquette question: should you wipe down the controls on a treadmill and the elliptic machine? I do it, but it seems like a colossal waste of paper towels?

It's much appreciated if you do, but not expected, as they get wiped with disinfectant every hour or two (where I work at least). Dudes who leave piles of sweat ON the treadmills/cross trainers piss me off. Never understood how some people sweat so much.

Some ppl are just sweaty bastards when they work out ie) me .Which is why I always wipe down controls after use

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