We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

Politank-Z:We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

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How will people who wear tin foil hats too small for their heads come together in staggering displays of creative self-destructive idiocy? We can't go 7 years without that!

Will someone please explain to me why the media continues to call Vernon Wayne Howell "David Koresh"?He decided to call himself that.Screw him and the Branch Daividiots.....they can continue to burn in hell.

Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.

Just because you don't identify with their version of your religion doesn't mean they don't identify as LDS. You might think they're a bit weird, but you can't deny that they're taking it back to the days of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. If they're weird, then so is, like, the entire history of the Church of Latter Day Saints minus the past thirty years or so.

I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives - do they get any benefits? What about their children?OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.

AbbeySomeone:I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives - do they get any benefits? What about their children?OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.

It's called "Bleeding the Beast" and any wife beyond the first one is considered a single mother, and thus eligible for any and all government benefits they can get.

Fun Fact: The Temple Oath Mormons take vowing to help the church establish Zion in America, also used to have a phrase swearing revenge on the United States for the murder of their "prophets"

"You and each of you do covenant and promise that you will pray and never cease to pray to Almighty God to avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and that you will teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation."

If you want to see some of the batshiat insane stuff Mormons do in their Temple Endowment you can watch this video:Link

Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.

tinfoil-hat maggie:TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

Yeah, the Branch Davidians were a "Mormon splinter group" as well, IIRC. The only thing the Feds did wrong in that situation was waiting 51 days to burn the building down. They should've scorched the earth for miles around 5 minutes after those a-holes killed federal agents serving a valid search warrant.

flyinglizard:tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)

Well I guess so I've been up drinking since about 8 am : P

/O and that's with 5 hours sleep since last nights drinking bout : )//Yea I think I'm drunk, whats wrong with being drunk//Ask a glass of water

stevejovi:Yeah, the Branch Davidians were a "Mormon splinter group" as well, IIRC. The only thing the Feds did wrong in that situation was waiting 51 days to burn the building down. They should've scorched the earth for miles around 5 minutes after those a-holes killed federal agents serving a valid search warrant.

Kali-Yuga:AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives - do they get any benefits? What about their children?OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.

It's called "Bleeding the Beast" and any wife beyond the first one is considered a single mother, and thus eligible for any and all government benefits they can get.

Fun Fact: The Temple Oath Mormons take vowing to help the church establish Zion in America, also used to have a phrase swearing revenge on the United States for the murder of their "prophets"

"You and each of you do covenant and promise that you will pray and never cease to pray to Almighty God to avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and that you will teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation."

If you want to see some of the batshiat insane stuff Mormons do in their Temple Endowment you can watch this video:Link

So... Romney was running on a vengeance ticket? Well... that makes marginally more sense....