Seeing the reality TV casts from any distance with any kind of makeup or not would do the job for me!

Seriously, these series’ SUCK! HARD! I don’t understand why someone would want to expose themselves to this. I do with telenovelas, although I don’t like them. But all this Jersey Shore, Flavour of love and the like, I just don’t get.

Can you imagine what Danny is going to have to go through soon?
“Umm, could you not use that voice we’re having sex? It just reminds me too much of grandpa.”
This is, assuming, she’s using the Dark Knight batman voice.

…Yes. Danny sneaks into the girl’s dormitory to peak at the women through the keyholes of their doors, getting an impression of a doorknob on his forehead when he rests his head against it. That is what I’m implying by suggesting to call him Danny Doorknob.

Let’s get down to business…to defeat…the thugs.
Did they send me danny, when I asked…for hugs.
He’s the saddest man I ever met, but you can BET before I’m through.
Mr. I’ll….make a Man…out of you….

Tranquil as a forest, but a dork…within
If you go to the pokemon center, you are sure…to win
You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic boy
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll…make a man….out of you!!!

Daisy: I’m never gonna catch some breasts
Sarah: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Walky: Boy was I fool in school for cutting Gym.
Billie: This chick’s got me scared to death
Ruth: Hope she doesn’t see right through me.
Dina: Right now I wish I knew how to swim

BE A MAN
You must be swift as Sonic the Hedgehog
BE A MAN
With all the force of Ken and Ryu
BE A MAN
With all the strength as rayquaza
Mysterious as the dark side of Majora’s Moon.

Time is racing towards us, Till my friend…comes out
If he heeds my every order and pushes out…self-doubt
He’s not suited for dating a girl…so he should come out, go home, they’re through
How could I…make a man…out of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

BE A MAN
You must be swift as Sonic the Hedgehog
BE A MAN
With all the force of Ken and Ryu
BE A MAN
With all the strength as rayquaza
Mysterious as the dark side of Majora’s Moon

She did say to Dina she was sort of anxious about herself (at least, that’s how I interpreted it — she’s displayed a lot of confidence since then, so I could be wrong), and the superhero identity may be her way of making an alter ego and actually being all that she wants to be.

I meant to say bed but then I thought that it would be better if I had just left it at Because your more likely to get run over” but then when I thought I deleted it by highlighting it and posted it, it was too late to see that all I did was replace a “d” with a “.”. I am ashamed at myself.

they’ve both had a child in the alt timeline, so i figured you’d eventually make them have kids, though i will not try to guess when. my previous comment was just to get it on people’s minds of a possibility. plus atm these two are just kissing

Yeah. The more important point, though, is that, yeah, Danny has kids. Sal is not their mother. Neither is Joyce.

Amber has a kid. Ethan is not the father, nor is Internet boyfriend guy I forget his name.

Joe has a kid. (Kind of.) Half of IU campus is not the mother. (That we know of. Though Joe’s into territory where we should be looking at statistics on contraceptive failure…)

Mike has a kid. Dina is not the mother.

Billie has kids. Ruth is not their father.

Joyce has kids. Danny is not their father.

Walky has kids… oh dear gods Walky has kids. Who let this happen?!

A fling in the first month of college does not mean that they’re gettin’ married and pumping out babies any time soon, or even necessarily at all. I mean, it can happen, I suppose… but I can’t recall ever having seen it. I wouldn’t even know where to find the girl I was dating a month into my freshman year of college…

Typically – or at least in the cases of Superman and Spiderman – one wears the superhero costume under the normal clothes, not the other way around. That way, if there’s an emergency, the street clothes can be hastily removed, and the character can become a superhero as quickly as possible.

And OT, I just noticed something while reading Fans. During the crossover between It’s Walky and Fans, Shanna Cochran is being held captive by Head Alien and is less than impressed. He makes his customary “I’m-so-EVIL” speech at her and she goes “whatever, Dexter”. (http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1085)

Is THIS why the name Dexter was chosen for ‘Dexter And Monkey Master’? A reference to the last time the Walkyverse featured dimensional travel, being that DoA is sort of a parallell dimension to the Walkyverse as well? Is it just a coincidence? I MUST HAVE ANSWERS

Oh wait, the “Head Alien was known as Dexter in the comics but changed to Dexter in the TV show because the fandom began referring to him as Dexter” is a reference to the real-life fandom referring to Head Alien as Dexter in the real-life comics?

Gah, another transition to end of chapter make out session type thing. You do this too often, Willis. It makes things confusing and uncertain, like we still don’t know if Jason took Sal up on her offer (as obvious as it may seem) or even when Robin and Leslie finally got it on over at Shortpacked (and seeing how Robin’s virginity was a big thing for her, it wa kind of annoying to see it slipped by).

I’m not saying actually depict the sex scene, but aftermath pillow talk of some kind would help make it a bit clearer.