How To Hack A Celebrity: Miley Cyrus Is An Idiot Edition

Last week authorities arrested Christopher Chaney for allegedly hacking nude photos of several celebrities from Scarlett Johansson to Blake Lively which is apparently super easy to do. TMZ has since received an email from an anonymous hacker, who they suggest is Chaney boasting, documenting how easy it was for him to find private photos of Miley Cyrus’ mullet biscuit. — What the hell did I just type?

The man says he simply went to Miley’s Gmail and tried accessing it. The prompt asked a security question … the name of one of her girlfriends. He guessed the one she’s known the longest, based on a Google search — and he scored.
He says, “When I saw that, I couldn’t believe it.”

So basically celebrities are retarded when it comes to protecting their online accounts, and we should be guessing their passwords instead of waiting for some naked Robin Hood to hand us nudie pictures. On that note, I’ll start by guessing Britney Spears password is “bitney” (sic) and will be back shortly with what I assume is McDonald’s-themed amateur porn or literally just a video of her eating “Furnch fries.” This could go either way.