Thursday, February 10, 2011

In my novel Shrinkage, a guy with one “little” problem solves that problem in a big, big way with a bizarre mixture of pills combined with a not-as-directed, inventive use of an electronic device. My novel is pure fiction and is hopefully good for a lot of laughs, but it won’t increase the size of your package one micron. Let’s get serious and focus on all the actual ways that you can increase the size of your manhood. But wait, are there really any?

Pills

Products with names like ExtenZe, ErectZan and the somehow recently knighted-sounding Sir Maximus round out the hundreds of offerings in this category.

A pill has about as much chance of actually increasing the size of your manhood as NBC does of ever getting Conan O’Brien to return to its network. Maybe a few of these “miracle” supplements bring, like, a milliliter more blood to the target area, but you could accomplish that yourself by being in a little better shape. There are many supplements claiming to make you 30% larger or even more, but the only thing getting huge is the profits of the companies that sell them. Save your money.

Penis pump

Model names include the Turbo Suck, the Xtender II Glow-in-the-dark Penis Pump (I can’t imagine why anyone would need a glow-in-the-dark model) and the Fire PumpRead The Full Article

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