Kellan Lutz stopped by the Today show and the subject of his relationship to Miz Miley Cyrus came up yet again!

The actor could just say no, but then again Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb wouldn't have gotten this AH-Mazing response from him!

Kells said:

"Do you see that picture? I mean, why would you assume that someone was dating (from that)?"

The picture he was referring to was the crotchtastic pic taken in Vegas!

He continued to say:

"It's comical for me. I'm a public figure, she's a public figure, I've been friends with her for six years and we're in the same circle.... I'm dating everyone these days, let's just start that rumor!"

Well, if you want to start those rumors, we can totes do that.

In fact, WE have an announcement! Kellan is definitely taken off the market by us!

TV execs might just want to play around with that because Audrina Patridge has unleashed the truth about how fake reality TV actually is in reality. LOLz!

After Kristin Cavallari already admitted she faked relationships and fights on The Hills for the love of money bringing viewers an AH-Mazing TV show, Audrina is now confirming those claims with stories of her own.

Ooooh, we love stories!

She revealed:

"In the beginning, a lot of it was real. As it went on, it was very manipulated and guided and you're kinda put in these scenarios where you would show up and you didn't know what you were in for until you were there, and you wanted to run out but they lock the door on you ... I actually had to leave early for another event, we were there for about three hours and they were like, 'You can't leave until you and Kristin get into a fight.' So I'm like, 'Oh my God, Kristin!' Kristin's like, 'Let's do it.' I'm like, 'OK, c'mon.' It was about Justin [Bobby] and we did it and we got to leave. So, little things like that."

But, they both really loved Justin Bobby, right??

Oh wait, did we miss the point of all this? Ahhh, it was all fake!

So, does that mean they won't be coming back together for a scripted reunion?

Michael Bay didn't gain from the pain of his teleprompter not working at the Samsung keynote address at the Consumer Electronics Show on Monday, as he walked off the stage during his botched speech!

What? Michael having bad dialogue? Unheard of!

Sarah Silverman, on the other hand, had no trouble in making fun of the Transformers director yesterday in Cisco CEO John Chambers' keynote, as she pretended to have trouble reading the teleprompter before offering this quip:

"I don't want to Michael Bay this thing."

LOLz!

That burn was more intense than...well, a Michael Bay explosion!

Sarah ended up not bombing Pearl Harbor in her presentation for Cisco's The Internet Of Things!

Meanwhile, this might mean the Armageddon of Michael ever speaking in public again.