He held on. The dolphin and all the rest of its pod turned and swam out to sea, and still he held on. This is it, he thought. Then he remembered that they were air-breathers too. It was going to be all right.

So I finally watched the 20/20 show, it's funny, but after I listened to the radio rants and it's now very weird. He repeats a lot of stuff on the TV show that he said on the radio first, so that's pretty questionable. This whole thing is deliberate on his part I think. When he appears to say random shit it's either:

1: Practiced and calculated.2: He ALWAYS says the same shit over and over cause he's insane.

He's really repeating the same sentences, the same crazy shit, over and over again on different media. I think it's at least semi on purpose.

With the way he mentions trolls and epic, I think when he says 'winning' he refers to internet-win. Which is very funny to me. I imagine him checking out 4chan and flaming people.

Anyway, the Alex Jones radio show interview is pretty funny it's on youtube

"I don't care. I mean, you know me, I've been a social libertarian. I don't care if you do drugs, I don't care if you have goddesses... skanks. But all this talk from Charlie about how he's tired of pretending he's not a rock star from Mars. Dude, you're on Two And A Half Men. You're on, like, the lamest sitcom ever. This is what no one is talking about. How can you be this cool if the central thing you do is not that cool? 'I have tiger's blood and Adonis DNA and normal brains can't process me.' You play Uncle Sleazy on Bringing Up Chunky. That's what you do for a living. 'I'm an F-18 that will melt your face off.' No, you're on CBS. The old person's network. So, you know, can we stop all the talk about 'magic in my fingertips'? You know, magic is Shakespeare and Leaves of Grass and Stanley Kubrick. Who gives a fuck what happens to Two and a Half Men? This movement. Oh yes, write your network executives and your Congressman cause if we don't have a ninth season of Two and a Half Men, art will die."

The warlocks were out in full force for the first date of Charlie Sheen's live tour in Detroit on Saturday night ó but the crowd quickly turned against the former Two and a Half Men star, who abruptly ended his show after one hour, amid hecklers and boos.

Sheen's profanity-laced live act, which was loosely structured around a faux mobile app called "The Masheen," kicked off with two porn stars singing the National Anthem to a packed crowd of 5,000 at the Fox Theater. Sheen then appeared to a rowdy standing ovation with his two goddesses, who kissed and held up signs spelling WARLOCK. Sheen then grabbed one of his trademark Two and a Half Men polo shirts from a clothes rack and instructed the goddess to "take that out and burn it."

But the audience's love for Sheen ended there, when his next segment ó dubbed the "Warlock States of Sheen" and featuring the actor behind a presidential podium ó dragged on with incoherent ramblings ("my perfect flesh and napalm dripping brain") and nonsensical quotes from Thomas Jefferson, Bob Dylan and Robert Plant. "Is anybody else confused by this s--- as I am?" Sheen asked the crowd at one point, to a mix of boos and cheers. "Difference is I wrote every f---ing word."

The remainder of the show was a disconnected mess of prepackaged video montages featuring a remix of Sheen's 20/20 interview and an old film Sheen wrote and directed starring Johnny Depp and Clint Howard, which was cut short when the boos drowned out the audio. "I already got your money, dude," said Sheen to a particularly displeased audience member. When he attempted to conduct a Q&A segment about using crack, the crowd's noise was so overpowering that Sheen showed the first signs of agitation. "Come on guys, you paid to see me," he pleaded. "I'm right f---ing here and I'm here to open up."

After yet another failed Q&A segment entitled "Bus Bench Bob," Sheen "called an audible" and invited an unknown rapper to the stage as the audience began streaming out of the theater. After his performance, the rapper introduced the new music video for Snoop Dogg's "Winning." When the video ended, the theater lights went up. The show was over after roughly 60 minutes without Sheen reappearing. The livid crowd left the theater in disbelief and disappointment, with many sharing the same feeling of having viewed "the worst thing I've ever seen."

Sheen's tour is scheduled to continue in Chicago Sunday night before visiting 10 more cities including Atlanta, Toronto and New York.

Apparently the Chicago show was better. He opened with a poem about how much he hates Detroit. The funniest thing about this whole thing is that people actually thought it would be worth dropping $150 on tickets to watch a burnt out addict rant for two hours. It's like poking a rabid monkey in a cage.

He held on. The dolphin and all the rest of its pod turned and swam out to sea, and still he held on. This is it, he thought. Then he remembered that they were air-breathers too. It was going to be all right.

LOS ANGELES (KTLA) -- Actor Charlie Sheen is trying to trademark some of his popular catch phrases, including "Tiger Blood", according to his spokesman Larry Solters.

Sheen has filed documents with the United States Patent and Trademark Office to claim ownership of 22 of his catchphrases, including "Duh, Winning," "Vatican Assasin," Tiger Blood" and "Rock Star from Mars."

Solters says that how the trademarks will be used -- if they are approved -- will be determined later.

The federal filings were done by a California company called "Hyro-gliff" which lists its address as 2049 Century Park East, Suite 2400, Los Angeles -- the same address as Sheen's attorney, Marty Singer.

The company has also applied for a trademark on Sheen's name and signature as well as his nicknames for his Sherman Oaks home called "Sober Valley Lodge" and his girlfriends whom he calls "The Goddesses.

Singer is suing Warner Brothers and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, after Sheen was fired from the hit television show.

Sheen is already selling T-shirts and other merchandise using the popular phrases.