A few weeks back I spent four fantastic days at Haulover Beach in Miami, Florida, and I can't recommend it highly enough. If you have dreamed of a world in which public nudity is casual and commonplace, this is as close as you can hope to get for now.

The nude section of the beach is maybe half a mile long. At each end there are fences and warning signs to keep people from the neighboring high-rise condominiums from straying into the beach unawares. The signs say no alcohol, but this seems to be lightly enforced at best, since many people were openly drinking from beer cans. There was very little litter on the beach, I think I saw maybe one or two pieces in the four days I was there.

Men outnumber women maybe 3 to 1, and most of the women are either older, or clearly there with a boyfriend/husband, or both. The few young, attractive women I saw who were there on their own seemed to be fending off a constant stream of interested men.

Although it's a nude beach, you'll see a wide range of attire here. There are plenty of women and men who prefer to keep their swimsuits on, even though their companions may make different choices. The strangest thing I saw was a few people who came in covered head to toe, long sleeves to their wrists and long pants to their ankles, in 85 degree weather. I guess we all have our issues to work through.

The south end of the beach is pretty much all people who want to be left alone. Single men, the occasional single woman, and a few couples, all well spaced apart. If you're going for a quiet, tranquil vibe, this is where you'll find it.

The center part of the beach is occupied by couples and groups. This is where the social experience happens. There's an outfit that rents umbrellas and chairs here, and they are heavily used by the small groups of 4-8 people who congregate here. Nudists must vacation in packs, since there were multiple clusters of well-tanned couples hanging out and chatting under the umbrellas. There's a volleyball net, which seems to find constant use, and a small stand that sells frozen lemonade and other non-alcoholic treats.

The north end of the beach is populated pretty much exclusively by gay men, mostly single but a few couples. These guys don't just glance, they stare. Practically every time I walked through that area I had half a dozen pairs of eyes tracking my cock as I walked.

If the CF part of CFNM is really critical to you, here's how to make it happen: camp out near the fence at the north or south end of the beach. Haulover is surrounded on both sides by high-rise condominiums, and the fences make it so that no one accidentally finds themselves in the nude area. Each fence restricts access to a narrow path at either end, and both ends have signs alerting people that they're entering the nude area.

What this means is that from time to time people walking down the beach will discover the nude area, and then have to make a choice about whether to proceed or turn back. There's no real way to go around. I enjoyed seeing the range of responses when people got to the sign. Some would hesitate and linger for a long time, peering into the nude area trying to decide whether to go in. Some laugh and dare each other to go in. I saw one woman have her picture taken next to the warning sign. Some are clearly on a mission, and walk right on past the sign, down the beach to the far end, then turn around and head back.

So by positioning yourself near the fence, you can see clothed women coming (almost always in groups of 2 to 4) and engage them when they cross through. One approach that worked well for me was to approach these clothed women just after they had moved past the fence and ask if any of them had the time. They're still getting oriented to the beach, so the choice about whether to look is more instinctive, and it's a familiar social interaction that puts them at ease. Afterward, they almost always turn to each other and giggle.

Around 5 p.m., things start winding down. The lemonade stand and umbrella rentals close up, and the beach starts to clear out. Around 6, the lifeguard stations close. At this point, almost all the women have left the beach, and the men who are left are almost all gay men cruising. A bunch of local gay men also show up around this time to cruise as well. At sunset, the beach closes, and the park service comes through to clear everyone out.

On the weekends, the beach is much more crowded, maybe twice as much. The clothed public beaches on either side are mostly attended by locals, especially black families, and later in the day you'll see small groups of black teenagers (boys in pairs, girls in larger groups) sweep through to check out the scenery.

A few erections pop up here and there, although I didn't see anyone walking with one, and nobody minded. I saw some light masturbation from time to time, and no one, official or otherwise, took offense. I didn't see any outright sex on the beach, although I saw a few things that came close.

The beach, by the way, is gorgeous, and the water is warm enough to swim in, even without a swimsuit.

I love Haulover, went their twice in the last two weeks. Might be going tomorrow. One of my female friends (who only gets topless there) just got back from Sarasota and said "we've got to go back to the naked beach, I've got to get rid of these awful tan lines." I told her she should get nude, but she said that's too much for her but she's going to buy the smallest thong bikini bottom she can find because she doesn't like having a white ass.

I was there at Haulover for nearly three weeks in March of '06, and indic8or does an excellent job of describing the scene, particularly the border areas where you can have authentic CFNM encounters. (Though you can have these back by the dunes as well, as clothed females often cut across the beach that way.) During my visit there, I observed a somewhat higher female-to-male ratio, I thought . . . perhaps 35/65 or even 40/60, not counting the gay section. (Whereas a 3 to 1 male-to-female ratio would be about 25/75, right?)

indic8or, what about the showers? How'd they seem to be used and attended? And were the Beach Ambassadors aggressive in putting a stop to photography?

I didn't see anything unusual about the way the showers were being used. They're past the "clothing required beyond this point" signs, and as far as I could see people respected that.

I didn't see anyone get hassled for photography or anything else for that matter. The lifeguards in particular don't seem to see it as their job to police behavior on the beach. But then again I didn't see anyone flagrantly whipping out the zoom lens, or doing anything sexual beyond a little gentle masturbation.

No real shift in the demographics on the weekend, just lots more people. There did seem to be more first-timers or curious types on the weekend. There was one group, a guy and four girls, who all started the afternoon clothed, and one by one, by the end of the day, they were all topless and he was naked.

Thanks for the reply, indic8or. When I was at Haulover in the spring of '06 they did not yet have showers installed. My understanding is that they are or can be used nude, correct? I was just wondering if they are, by and large, and if there are many male gawkers when females use them. They are also fairly close to the walkway by which one enters the beach, so I was wondering if there were any clothed looky-loos from that area.

Yeah, it's the "Beach Ambassadors" - the guys with the big safari hats with hot pink ribbons round them - that are the heavies on that beach, in terms of enforcing anti-lewdness and anti-photography "codes".

Once when I was there, an older guy and his friends were just sitting on this piece of driftwood, apparently just looking out into the water. They were clothed, and I didn't see anything unusual or inappropriate about their behavior. I was about fifteen feet away, too. Then all the sudden, out of nowhere, two beach ambassadors descended upon them with harsh rebukes about the fact that they were taking pictures. They went on to lecture the guys that Florida law states "15 years mandatory" for anyone who happens to catch a minor in his photo on a nude beach, and he just went on and on with stern reproofs for this guy. I was afraid!

Another time, a guy was taking pictures of this attractive blonde, who was nude. She was doing Playboy-type poses, and she was situated where the waves roll up the shore and he was facing her with his back to the beach. There was hardly anyone in the water behind her, and certainly no minors that I could see, and yet the beach ambassadors descended upon him as well and had this real animated conversation with him. I couldn't hear it, but it looked like he was getting a sharp talking-to -- just for taking pictures of the naked woman!

The showers are not in the nude area. They are along the walkway between the beach and the parking lot. I didn't see anyone using them nude, but then I only saw a few people using them at all.

The four newbies were in their early to mid-20's, and based on their tans, I'd say they don't get to the beach much. All of the girls eventually got topless over the course of several hours, but none of them got nude. Their male companion was the first one to get undressed, so for a while there it was a pure CFNM scenario, with him naked and the girls all in bathing suits. When the last one finally did take off her top, her companions complimented her on her breasts (which were indeed lovely).

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