Guiness has saved my life more than once. Saved me from hangovers, saved me from eating real food, given me a cute beer moustache, tricked me into thinking I was sober until I stood up....ahhh, black gold.

I'm working on it, but since we are being honest, I have to say I was disappointed at your response to the "blow me", I say you go back and give it another shot, as I've obviously addressed your issue with the shortness of my sentences.