My reaction was... THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GERMANY? How was this ever legal?!? It makes me wonder whether it's not illegal here (just one of those things I assume) but there's no way I'm search "is animal fucking illegal" from the office.

Edit: I see that it is.

And WTF...

"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.

Having something like this that was never actually made illegal and thinking, "fuck me we never banned this! Better set that right!" is one thing. But they actually actively took steps to legalise this in the 60s! What the *actual* fuck?