The 28-year-old single driver explained Wednesday night what he had hoped would come with winning his first Cup title:

“When I first moved to North Carolina, I moved to Dale (Earnhardt) Jr.’s plantation, farm, whatever you want to call it. The biggest disappointment — there were some great things — but I just really expected that I would be just pulling in the gate and there would be like women in the fountains and things like that. Just awesomeness like the Playboy mansion and that didn't happen and I was like, ‘Aww...’

“So maybe in my mind, I have this little fountain at my house. Maybe in mind, I was hoping for that. It didn’t happen.”

After winning the title at Homestead-Miami Speedway in November, Keselowski made no secret of his desire to date a celebrity.

“I’ve always wanted to date a celebrity,” he said. “I’m just throwing that out there. I think that would be cool. … Not a Kardashian, though.”

Keselowski admits that he has a crush on actress Jennifer Love Hewitt but has yet to hear from her. “Apparently she’s busy,” he said.

Keselowski didn’t expect beautiful women to just show up after he became the champion, "but I was hoping!” he said.

He actually doesn’t have a fountain in his driveway; it’s more like a waterfall with a pool filled with koi fish.

And he still will put it to good use even if there aren’t any frolicking women in it.

“In the summer, I can drive home after the race, get outside and just stare at the pond blankly until the ringing in my ears go away,” Keselowski said.