Donut Buyer

I’ve noticed a distinct difference between me, the occasional donut-buyer,and the Avid donut-buyer. Today I was in line, got to the counter, and askedfor “one of those chocolate-covered thingies”. The guy behind me stepped upto the counter and ordered “a Raspberry Bismark”. These donuts have names,apparently. Though my donut was different from his, it suddenly occurred tome that that maybe it has a name, too. I was actually impressed. I brieflywondered how many times a day this man watches the Simpsons, and if Homer ishis idol. He was definitely a more Intellectual donut buyer, though: suit,tie, and “Please give me a Raspberry Bismark”. This guy’s a Pro at this. Isuddenly felt like my “new user”-ish level of donut-buying must be blatantlyobvious to everyone around me. I took my chocolate covered thingy andslipped away up the back stairs.