Background: Amuness Creeps was recovered by Dr. Bridge during an incident where Amuness flipped off the ocean and was attacked by a bunch of sea urchins. The sea urchins then charged after Amuness, and he nearly died.

[REDACTED] had planned to place Amuness Creeps on Keter Duty, however, since he's a reality bender, he killed the sea urchins by [DATA EXPUNGED] and made a rip in the fabric of space. He also apologized and everyone was happy once more. He built Site-48 around the rip so that he could plan to fix that one day. Amuness built Site-48 with his DAMN BARE HANDS!

Afterwards, he tried to go out on his own to get more SCPs in Site-48 so it doesn't become bankrupt. He failed. Amuness then accidentally spilled water on Researcher ████ and was demoted to Level 0.

Amuness lost SCP-001 in a space-time vortex [DATA EXPUNGED].

He then went AWOL and joined the Chaos Insurgency for not being given his daily dose of pretzels. The CI threw him out immediately and The Foundation accepted him because he joined and quit the Foundation so fast that they didn't notice.

Tried to join Are We Cool Yet? Wasn't cool enough. But he was told he was not so hot. He was happy about that.

His ideas glowed for Site-48; with the ideas brighter than Dr. Moon and his enthusiasm stronger than those black paper clip holding things that you used to put on your finger as a kid and they fucking hurt. He found DreamwalkerFae and asked him for help through a pay phone. Together they discovered and contained SCP-2341. He was promoted to Level 1 clearance for doing a good job. He also become good friends with Fae!

Afterwards, he was fucking around in his insanity room, locating more anomalies so that he can become more helpful i guess. guys is this seriously the script >_> like I don't mean to— ok put the gun down I'll do it i'll do it sheesh

Amuness Creeps then found a drunken fool and discovered an annoying alarm clock in his bed. He contained it and classified it as SCP-938-J. The fool was happy since it was contained as it was very annoying. Amuness Creeps then went through an emotional state and collapsed…

…in exhaustion. Voct discovered Amuness Creeps and Dr. Hysteria trying to re-contain an out-of-control time loop called SCP-694. Voct cracked his knuckles and re-contained dat shit like a boss.

Waxx was impressed by Amuness Creeps's great work and had asked him if he would like to be his personal assistant in moving boxes 'n' stuff around. He agreed.

Afterwards, Amuness found the ENCC base after a killerax had gave him instructions to it. He used the documents he found to make a paper boat hat thing.

You know how you come home and your with your family? Like, having that one party that doesn't need to be celebrated for any damn reason? Well, that's what SCP-2341. The article is based off of just having good moments with your family and friends.

Fun fact: DreamwalkerFae created the term Scarlet-Beholder type. It's a form of reality bender that was used during the early stages of writing.

we did what we had to do. we had to stop him. may god forgive us for what we did. do not let him out.

It's a collaboration I did with daveyoufool. No seriously, I hate my alarm clock so much that it doesn't deserve commentary. I mean, we all have that one pet peeve: our alarm clock annoying that shit out of us. I know I do. Ohhh that things I would do to that alarm clock~ Daveyoufool really helped me out by recreating the article that it is now. And the Sarkism in the article was one of the highlights of it.

Elder worm lord, elder worm lord / of my ears, of my ears / cleanse the world of mortals, cleanse the world of mortals / kill them all, kill them all…

Originally, this SCP was suppose to be my 2nd SCP. It was also suppose to be a Neutralized class SCP. This SCP is one of the best I've made. It took a lot longer than any of other SCPs, so this was a big project. I really thank Voct for helping me with the article. He was an incredible help. Hysteria was really great to work with, even though he dropped out in the beta stages of the draft.

The idea for this SCP came out of nowhere. I was walking one day at camp and out of nowhere I got: "Eureka!" I always wanted to do a time loop that involved trying to get something you loved back. I remember this happening to me as a kid. It scared me because I had a sense of hopelessness. That's not what the article aim towards, but heeeey…

SCP-694-1 then pulls a notepad out of his back pocket, draws an intricate pattern on its cardboard backing with a stick of chalk, and speaks to the pattern.

"It's me. I want a repeat of the last thirty-eight minutes. … No, a full repeat. … You heard me! … Well, make it happen, dammit! … EXACTLY LIKE IT JUST WAS! YOU FUCKING OWE ME AND MY BOY IS DEAD! [several seconds pass] Good."

This is one of the SCPs I made that got very little feedback during it's final stages. As like any other draft I make, it started out really bad. But, after giving it some thought, working out the problems with it, it turned out to be a really good article.

I really wasn't planning to have the article to stand on it's own and having the ENCC be featured in it. This means that I could probably have the ENCC become a GOI, if I wanted to, by featuring them in other SCP articles. Also, I needed to have some better form of story telling as SCP-694 and SCP-2341 were the type of SCPs that had a hidden backstory. And they were not as interesting. This one actual had some plain good ol' story telling. It's also an SCP that's nearly 100% my own work as thekillerax had only done some idea sharing and some editing here and there. He was still a big help.

Trivia: ENCC-001 and ENCC-149 are actually two very old SCP drafts I had that I scrapped. I placed them into the article for fun.

If you ever come back, I hope we can go on more of our own adventures. I’m glad I spent all of this time with you.

Fanart of SCP-2901 for LurkD

Fanart of SCP-2521 for LurkD

Fanart of SCP-2393 for DreamwalkerFae

Tattered Man yelling at some birds I—i dunno! (Old art)

A piece of The KaktusKast when djkaktus interrogates SunnyClockwork

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A mini-comic I made for Dexanote and TroyL cause I was very very bored one day…

Cognitivehazard warning label

Infohazard warning label

Level 0 personnel

Level 1 personnel

Level 2 personnel

Level 3 personnel

Level 4 personnel

O5 council access only

Slightly modified version of the Site-48 logo. Only used in SCP Documents

The Visual Code for the Class-Ж Amnestic. Removed from the Amnestic Use Guide for becoming SCP-████

The prime result of boredom

Amuness's drawn description of what DreamwalkerFae may look like

A picture I made for Fae for SCP-2532 that he has not used ._. I also made this for fun

And on that day that Amuness Trovolock Creeps had set his eyes on the pieces of fan art he received, he died from happiness.

Note: I had gotten permission to post the fanart on my author page

This was of a fan made SCP done by CorporationOfMoo. SCP-2341-ATP was basically a box that if you put something in it, you forgot it. The "ATP" suffix was of my previous username "AmunessThePooper" which I really don't want anyone to refer to be by that name

Dr. Bennet Smith: No one quite knows where he comes from, but he's a very depressed man and often quite lonely. He has black messy hair and looks like he didn't take a shower every other day of his life. He is strict and cold; not so much that he's being mean because he treats everyone fair. Even when someone is having trouble with an escaped Class-D he literally does it himself cause he's very passive aggressive.

Researcher Andrew: He's the head researcher at Site-48 and has a lot of knowledge on Reailty Benders (or Scarlet Beholder-types, as they're called that at Site-48.) He's smart, but sometimes ignorant to things or people around him. However, he means very well. He's tall, has kinda dirty blonde hair, and looks almost like to IRL deadlymoose (as I have mentally picture him).

Agent Saggio: A very tough guy. Hispanic and commands all of the Zeta MTFs at Site-48. Doesn't like to be seen weak and has a fear of being weak or hopeless. Somewhat of a dull person. He protects anyone in immediate danger and is a soft guy on the inside.

D-1169: A joke character. D-1169 is used for all tests in Site-48 and dies in nearly all of them. But the gag about it is that he's still alive. I thought of this because every author differs from one another and may use the number "1169" in their SCP. So, that's why I makes him die so much because sometimes readers might not know it's my work and they say: "Wow. This guy keeps dying a lot."

Other Characters:

Susan Quail and Fitzgerald Two mysterious people that Foundation do not know about…yet.

Tattered Man: a character that will appear in SCP-████ and SCP-███. He's a reality bender and helps Susan during The End of Times.

Alexander Lang and Philip Lang: SCP-694-1 and SCP-694-2. No one knows who these people are and what they were doing in Vermont. The Foundation (mostly Dr. Smith) is curious to find out what Alexander is capable of. Too bad that won't happen since he's trapped in a time loop! Philip Lang is Alexander's son and is just as strange as his father.

Home Run Derby

Average rating for your articles > 30.

Artist

Author of at least 10 photographs that are used on the wiki (your own work; licensed or infringing stuff doesn't count) pretty sure i do since i have over 10 images on the wiki and they are mine

Batting Average Champion

You've put up at least 3 surviving articles for every one you've had deleted.

Don't ask me why I put these here. I thought they would hold a purpose or something. And incase I see something interesting someone says, I might as well put it here to teach people a thing or two. Might have some from the wiki and some that are not. A few quotes might involve why some scips were created. A few of the quotes might be silly.

You asked for critique, so you get a LINE BY LINE! WOOHOO AW YISS —ahbonjour

●●|●●●●●|●●|● —LurkD

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. —Steve Jobs

You have enemies? Good. Then that means you've stood up for something sometime in your life. —Winston Churchill

2305 started off as a joke, but as I developed it more I began to see the potential for a good story hidden beneath the surface. The crux of the article is the "Moral of the Story" bits - there's seriousness hidden beneath the silly veneer. —ObserverSeptember

Like camouflage? —MrWrong

I can't stop telling my dog I love her so much —Roget

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. —Dane Cook

I like people who makes cool and cheesy quotes. —Aleph_A

Scarf of course. ^~^ Why? Cause it's everyone's best friend. :3 … Also because it's the best cure for loneliness. —Dr Hysteria

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. —Mark Twain

You don't have to be a chef to be able to tell the difference between chocolate and shit —VAElynx

King_Amuness is some kind of symbiotic author organism that derives nourishment from collabs —TyGently

You want to know what happens when you try to force writing? It's like what happens when you try to force a dump. You end up with bloody shit. —Djoric

Интересно, на кого вся эта банда работала. —Petit Noir

Seek quarrel with no man, but never be without the means to protect yourself if it comes to it. —Waxx

WHY DOES HE HAVE A FLOATY CROWN I WANT A FLOATY CROWN GIVE ME THE CROWNS GRRR /me punches kola for crowns GODDAMN THIS MCDONALD'S IS OFF THE CHAIN —madness_ He was talking about this

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Footnotes

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