9 Boring Levels

Based off classic Shakespearean literature, ncrecc presents to you, a boring level, actually 9 of them but they're short and intentionally boring, tell me if you find any bad stuff like SGEs or wallswims or such, inspired by this thing.

2/1/18: Some dialogue is better now. Fixed a minor voidscreen.
2/8/18: WaDF song now properly loops. Fixed a nagging warp issue. Fixed a minor inconsistency with the grass in The Vendor's Key.
2/24/18: This gets rid of a particular flag warp that doesn't do anything helpful.