Heartbreaker

Here's what's wrong with my life: my dad's a washed up rock star who is determined to ruin my reputation, my mother is washing down her regret of birthing my sister and I with booze, and I think my therapist has the hots for me. Also, my Latin teacher used to be a porn star, my best friend is determined to lose her virginity to a male hooker, and my grandma probably has a cocaine problem. My name is Chess McAvery, and most of my problems stem from the fact I was named after a commonly practiced logistics game.