For your viewing pleasure: Lauren Conrad, she of the perfect ombré highlights, dressed as a down-on-her-luck old-timey clown as part of the circus-themed campaign she's shooting for her Kohl's collection
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Why is she so beautiful? Why is she so sad? Why did The Hills end one million years ago and yet I am more and more obsessed with Lauren Conrad with each passing day? Her Instagram is just too dreamy for words. Here, enjoy this latest series:

If you don't want to single-white-female LC just a little, you're not alive.