Saturday, June 10, 2017

13 Instagram Captions For Your Gym Selfies That Wont Make You Sound Like A Tool

Its like waving a stellar report card, or a totally finished crossword puzzle in your friends face except its your body.

These pictures often crowd your Insta feed and cause you to either scoff audibly, or at the very least, feel a wave of secondhand embarrassment.

Can we please not with these? I often think to myself as I indulge in a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

But motivating to exercise regularly can be like, super hard, you guys.So when you finally start doing the dang thing, and you begin to see and feel the results of your hard work, its natural to want to share that success with your hundreds (thousands? Tens of thousands? Handful?) of adoring followers.

But one must simply be aware: It is too easy to cross the line between being humbly proud and being a total tool.

Here are 13 Instagram captions you can use to let the world know that, after six months and approximately 4,500 squats, you can now balance a dainty cup of tea on your booty.