Who would believe it! Hopefully Santa will steer clear of those beans just before Christmas deliveries. Farting Santa let's `er rip while he makes wise cracks about the holiday season. Give his hand a press and his cheeks light up and his leg kick while he laughs after each saying.

Impress your friends or insult them with a Swanky Talking Pronstache that says 30 super sleazy phrases. Strap on this oversize black mustache and press the button to hear extremely sleezy and off-color comments. Definitely for adults and definitely not suitable for children. Mustache measures 6 1/2" x 5" and batteries are included.

You truly can't judge a book by its cover, especially when it comes to this cute plush monkey. When you squeeze his belly he spouts out 15 x-rated comments and insults. This trash talking naughty monkey is not for the sensitive or faint of heart! For adult use not for children. Monkey measures 8" and batteries are included.

You truly can't judge a book by its cover, especially when it comes to this cute plush hog. When you squeeze his belly he spouts out 17 x-rated comments and insults. This trash talking naughty hog is not for the sensitive or faint of heart! For adult use not for children. Harry the Horny Hog measures 8" and batteries are included.

Know someone who could be classified as a real douche bag? Here's a novel way to express your sentiments without saying a word. Press the button to hear over 12 funny douche bag phrases. They might get the hint! Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included. Recommended for adults only.

Now saving money can be a real gas! Each time you put your coins into our new wacky Fannie Bank one of six humorous fart sounds are made. Fun way to get them saving! Rubber stopper on base makes it easy to get money out and bank also has a on/off switch. Bank measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. Smack our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Comes with built in TRY ME function. Batteries included.

When someone is flinging it so fast it leaves you speechless, just press the button! If the smell leaves you speechless, just press the button! Our Bull Shit Button Keychain and Fart Alert Button Keychains can be great stress relievers, as well as, a fun way to carry your keys. Each hilarious keychain will say one of six funny phrases like "Now that was Grade A bull shit!" "If it gets any deeper in here, I'll need a ladder to climb out" "There's no gas shortage here" "I'd blame the dog but I don't have one" and more. Each keychain sold separately. Batteries included.

Here's three buttons that say it all! Press our big, light up red BS button, Fart Alert button and Insult button to hear one of five hilarious yet poignant phrases to express your inner frustrations. When you know that they're just handing you a line of BS, BS button says phrases like "oh come on now, that ain't even bull shit that's horse shit!" When you know they're just full of hot air, Fart Alert button says phrases like, "Fart, fart, I thought I smelled something!" and when you can't quite get the words out to let them know how you truly feel, Insult button says phrases like, "You don't sweat much for a fat guy!" plus a lot more. Collect them all! Buttons measure 3" x 2" and require 2 AAA batteries included.

When you know they're just full of hot air, just press this big red button to hear 5 hilarious phrases like "(Fart) Man I thought I smelled something!" "(Fart) Ouch, that one burned!) "(Fart) Aw, see a doctor would ya!" and more. Button lights up when pressed. Fart Alert Button measures 3" x 2" and batteries are included.