Hospital Operates Porn While Prince Denies Internet

by Lorna D.

During a House of Commons debate on improving government transparency, it came out that a London hospital had loaned out one of its wards for the filming of a pornographic movie.

While Conservative MP Penny Mordaunt seemed embarrassed to talk about the filming, she also stated that the movie generated “substantial income” for the cash-strapped medical facility. The porno took place in an unused but fully equipped ward of the hospital, but it’s unclear if hospital administrators were aware of the film’s genre, or if they provided any technical support.

Meanwhile, the recent dot-xxx victory for the porn industry may be moot, because the venerable artist known as Prince has declared that “the Internet is over.”

One of the most talented and controversial artists in music, Prince is responsible for such highly sexualized songs as “Kiss,” “Cream” and “Darling Nikki.” However, none of those libido-stirring hits will be available electronically, as Prince has prohibited iTunes and YouTube from using any of his work.

“The Internet’s like MTV,” Prince said during an interview with The Daily Mirror. “At one time, MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated.” He also took issue with computers and digital media in general, after expressing concern over not receiving monetary compensation for his songs via online outlets.

“They just fill your head with numbers, and that can’t be good for you.” If, by numbers, he means dollar signs, then he’s probably right.