Nothing But Macho

His bout against Joshua Clottey is bound to happen in less than 24 hours. I do hope that the People’s Champ defends his title successfully against the Ghanian challenger. The Cowboys stadium in Dallas, TX will be the ultimate stage for tomorrow’s showdown. It’ll be jam-packed with (Filipino) spectators for sure.

Critics have said that Pacquiao is too small for Clottey, that an upset is to be witnessed. But Pacman has proven otherwise, silencing critics for 7 times by reigning supreme in different weight divisions. So we’ll see.

Brushing aside tomorrow’s sporting spectacle, I would like to share an interesting read about Manny’s life outside the boxing ring. You’ll find out how he was introduced to the sport at age 11, his childhood struggles, his challenges as an up to his climb among the ranks as one of the greatest fighters ever. The debate whether he’ll kickstart his political career after the match or not is also discussed in this article. It’s amazing to know how a curious little boy from Gen. Santos city, driven by his determination to succeed, brought him under the limelight, and hailed as the Pound-for-Pound king.

Manny Pacquiao is living THE dream. He’s enjoying his status as a boxer/celebrity as witnessed in yesterday’s weigh-in ceremonies. Pacman had a grand rockstar-esque entrance (of course). But it had a rather relaxed atmosphere as both fighters had laughs and smiles on stage. You can watch the official weigh-in below in case you missed it.

Duke, I’ve found something of interest lurking around the net. As the title suggests, there’s nothing more rewarding than a sh*t load of free stuff. Especially if it entails women, girls, and females in all walks of life…naked (of course). If you happen to live in the U.S, you’ve probably seen these magazines. Now that the magazines are uploaded online, anyone around the world can grab all 12 issues from last year. The only requirement is an internet connection, and probably a roll of tissue paper (random thought, go figure what’s this for).

Oh, I just wanna mention that all 12 copies are ad-free! No more stupid advertisements. Just straight to the point fun and entertainment. Wonderful isn’t it?

Probably the best idea so far this year comes from the “King of all media” himself — Howard Stern. Proposing a beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’s mistresses is just genius. It’ll be definitely interesting to see how this would turn out on his show. No kidding, Mr. Stern is ready to award $100,000 to the winner! Spot on whores!

Here’s the partial list of contestants eligible to participate on the said event:

Howard believes – and I too believe – that Tiger has more than these (12 babes) under his belt.

No matter how fun the idea might sound, this pageant must be taken as serious as possible. Its indicated here that in order for a contestant to qualify for the Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant, they must be “vetted” by scandal experts like TMZ or Access Hollywood before being added to the list of potential.

Wonder what kind of potential they’re talking about huh?

Anyways, I think its about time for the rest of the whores to come out and prove to the whole world who is Tiger’s hottest b*tch!

But I got to go for mistress #1 here Dukes. Rachel Uchitel is just built for sex.

It’s time to cross the horizon once again Dukes! Leave all those ’09 negativity behind and focus on what ’10 can offer. Hope you’re not too busy buckling up for that list of resolutions. But hey, I just learned that making a list of resolutions on New Year isn’t healthy at all. At least according to this resident hottie Mocha Uson. Hmm… I wonder where she got that (studies) from. But anyways, all that Mocha’s trying to say is that if we’re to make New Year’s resolutions, it’s better to keep em’ simple, practical, and actionable. Because if we fail to complete the list, in the end we’re the one’s who’ll feel inadequate. So just create a list that is very doable within this year. Seems a pretty hefty advise about resolutions — and it’s just unusual especially from someone who’s known for (heads up!) her Sex IQ.

BTW, here’s Mocha reciting her 2010 resolutions:

Yeah, I dig what she says (especially the last part, where sex was mentioned). Or was I just too attracted, intimidated, maybe hypnotized (perhaps all of the above) by her physical presence? Doesn’t matter anyway. Mocha is sex! I’d really love to reflect on the memorable events that happened last year with her, in a bubble bath session of course. It’s like this:

Found a useful article on MadeMan.com about tips on what activities might stimulate your partner’s ticklish senses this holiday season. It might just prolong the Xmas spirit. Who knows. Here’s the rundown:

Getting away in the winter is a good idea for a lot of reasons. One of them is S.A.D., another is there’s a lot of winter recreation that you just can’t get down on when you live where we live. But the best reason to get away is (duh) to spend a little quality time with your old lady. Here’s 5 vacations you can take her on to stave off winter doldrums.

Skiing/Snowboarding

This is, perhaps, the largest and most competitive category in this list, and it’s extremely hard to narrow it down to just one. There are tons of awesome resorts in the U.S., many of which would be the ironically-named Ritz-Carlton at Bachelor Gulch. It’s ski-in-ski-out, but that’s a no brainer. It’s got fantastic restaurants, pools, hot tubs, a spa, and all the amenities you expect from a Ritz, but it’s also on the slopes of Beaver Creek which was voted America’s favorite ski resort by Ski magazine 13 of the last 17 years.

Heliskiing/boarding

This gets its own category because both the level of skiing and the type of accommodations are so dramatically different from those offered in resorts falling into the above category. Especially when it comes to our pick for this: the Absinthe Yacht-based heliskiing trip. Not only are you able to move where the good weather is on your yacht, but you’ll be taking off from and returning to a luxury yacht with features like a private massage room, three Jacuzzis (one with waterproof internet/tv built into it), a wine cellar, and a 40 foot fishing boat. You might want to bring the optional 12 guests, though, as the per-day price is $48,000.

Snowshoeing

Snowshoeing is a decidedly less extreme avenue of romantic winter adventuring. But, there is definitely something to be said for eschewing the wind blisters and twisted knees that can sometimes accompany the faster paced vacations. There are plenty of destinations that are specifically aimed at snowshoers, plenty more that can easily accommodate them, but there’s only one that has in-built stops for Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Hot Chocolate. The decision, at the point, is more of a question of flavor than location, in our opinion.

Celebrate the holiday season with a drizzle of naughtiness courtesy of Jessica Lynn and Kendra Banx (see pic below). I believe these blonde shells are just spreading some lesbo passion enough to keep us all warm for a couple of cold winter nights ahead. So see for yourselves what Jessica and Kendra can offer in this season of love. Go tuck those sheets in and witness how they kiss away goodnight. Fortunately, these pornstars don’t do holidays that much eh? Good that they’re still doing what they do best even at these times.

Lastly, cheers for an XXXMas greeting! Hope you are all having a good one!

Not all girls are naturally gifted like the AV Idol Reon Kadena or the teen tennis babe Simona Halep. So to cope things up, the Chinese introduced a technique on how to solve the problem. Though at least through illusion, it still is a breakthrough. Dunno if this exists in other parts of the globe, but yeah, you can watch it below. See for yourself Duke.