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Desperately Seeking Tentacles

So I’m putting together my presentation for Philadelphia Test Bash and I’m running it with a theme that’s more or less “insecure software opens portals to the nether realms where betentacled eldritch nightmares await”.

So naturally, I need to add tentacles to my slide deck. Creepy music, too, if I can find any that will work and isn’t copyrighted to hell and back (they have all the lawyers).

A quick web search didn’t give me the kind of thing that I could manipulate into something that works on a slide deck, but I’ve got until November, so that’s okay, right? Right?

Not that that’s a great one for getting random tentacles to insert into your slide deck, but the illustration could be used as a slide all by itself: “forget to check for CORS, and this is what happens to your website” — show this slide.

Are you aware of lovecraftsoftware.wordpress.com? This software developer seems to have an intimate understanding of the dark side.
She has been on hiatus since December 2016. Perhaps she is now trapped in an alternative realty.