Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;-; Submited in : Santa Banta Sms| Submitted By Ulfat From ( +923459088223 ) | Characters : 152 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 723| | | | | | | santa singh got| Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is this one one one one? ” says the voice. Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven. ” “Are you sure it isn’t one one one one? ” Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven. ” “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night. “