Christian Bale has been arrested

Detectives have arrested Christian Bale, 34, today over alleged claims that he assaulted both his mother and his sister. Out of courtesy, police took him into custody for questioning only after the Dark Knight premiere.

He is alleged to have lashed out on Sunday night at Park Lane’s Dorchester Hotel – where he has a suite.

Mum Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, who lives in Dorset, went to a police station in Hampshire yesterday to lodge the allegation. The matter was referred to the Met Police.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said: “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment.

“He was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

Little is known about Christian Bale’s character because he makes every attempt to stay out of the spotlight. So, there’s no way to even begin to judge the veracity of this claim. Although, one can assume that he didn’t have to tell them twice. Amiright? Guys? Hellooo?