Why Girls Should Not Cut Their Hair Short

None of us grew up looking at or imagining ourselves with women rocking a solid scissor fade. Still, over the past couple of years, there has been a disturbing trend spreading across gender lines: pixie cuts. Knockouts such as Catwoman and Hermoine have famously fallen victim to the shorter hairstyle trend and Beyoncé honestly just looked like she was trying to pull off the frat swoop.

If you have any female interaction on social media, whatsoever, you may also have seen Jennifer Lawrence’s new ‘do. Though every chick on the planet begs “Can we just be best friends? Why is she perfect?” you’d only bang her if she lost ten pounds. Now, shedding some lbs. might not even do it. Lawrence didn’t go full-on pixie short, but the results are equally disastrous.

Since most girls “OMG, WANT TO BE” Jennifer Lawrence, I fear this has the potential to kick off a horrible reactionary chain of events amongst the female populace. Girls, I’m here to save you from yourself. If you’re a woman in your prime, short hair is an overwhelmingly bad idea.

If Celebrities Can’t Pull It Off, You Can’t

As SFPL noted in his brilliant social commentary on high-waisted shorts, just because a celebrity or a supermodel can pull something off, does not mean you can. You might look at Rihanna and think “That’s edgy, that’s worth aiming for,” but she also rocks the “I just got punched by my boyfriend” look, so her judgment is questionable at best.

For pixie cuts, the “But celebs are doing it!” logic doesn’t even apply. Watch Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises and compare it to her acceptance of the award for Les Mis with a haircut you’d drunkenly give a pledge. Watch Emma Watson lick her lips in one of the best .GIFs on the internet and then compare it to her Willard-style combover. Watch Beyoncé in literally anything and then compare it to her trying to pull off her best Roger Dorn flow. Normal ladies, if these fine women can’t pull it off, you don’t even stand a chance.

You Will Stand Out, But Not In A Good Way

There are certain things about girls that a guy only notices if they are spectacular or spectacularly awful. Tits, ass, legs, and a couple other things stand out regardless, but a girl’s eyes are only worth noting if they look photoshopped in real life or if they are hanging out of their sockets. The same logic applies to hair, where outside of blonde, brunette, and easy, the male population will give a collective shrug in regard to her having curled it, straightened it, pulled it up, or having done whatever else she spends an hour and a half doing before she goes out. We only notice the length when it happens to rival our own.

Maybe we take for granted your impeccable sense of style, flawless skin tone, or professionally whitened and straightened teeth, but trust me, if you dress like a moron, if you’re covered in acne, or if you’re chewing on glass, we pick it up immediately. If I even have an opinion on girl hairstyles, by default, it means that the hairstyle either has to be terrible or on Adriana Lima.

They Amplify Your Flaws To Other Girls

If there are acceptable times for a lady to have short hair, it is at the two extremes of her life. My grandma has short hair and it fits her. My 1-year-old cousin does, too, and that’s fine. The difference between them and you is that they have no one to impress. If you’re in the female sweet spot, between the ages of 18 and 28, you certainly do.

“But we don’t cut our hair for men, we cut it for ourselves!” the tired chorus cries out. This isn’t just about impressing guys, though. All of those odd insecurities you have about your looks are only highlighted with short hair. Other girls will notice them immediately as well. If you have bad teeth or some other sort of imperfection, with short hair, you’re putting it front and center. Even if you don’t have a glaring flaw, there’s one thing of which I’m sure: your face is going to look fat. Need further proof? Look at that picture of ole Jennifer Lawrence above and remember that she looked fine before.

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All women should change their appearance to appease your physical preferences because it’s not like your appearance is a factor when it comes to consensual sex, right? because you’re so fucking attractive.

There’s nothing I hate more than a narcisstic asshole who has more pride than he deserves and I can’t think of anything more satisfying than to ruin your self esteem.

and “the gent” you haven’t given me a chance to hurt your ego. why don’t you post a picture of yourself first and show us how fucking attractive you are? Even out the playing field instead of anonymously posting pictures of how unappealing women with short hair is.

PS, most those celebs have a reason to hack off their hair that goes beyond starting a trend such as, beyonce’s weave got caught in a fan during a performance, or anne hathaway’s character buzzed her hair for a movie. and you have the audacity to criticize? THANKS BEYONCE. NOW ALL THESE GIRLS I COULD HAVE FUCKED ARE CUTTING OFF THEIR HAIR. oh please, as if you even get pussy.

I sincerely appreciate your kindness in trying to make me feel like a more attractive woman as if I simply hold the “key” to successful relationships by having long hair!

Unfortunately, there is a lot more going on underneath the surface when a woman cuts her hair. Psychology will explain that! When somebody in the fashion industry says buying short skirts will make men want you…women who wear short skirts are trying to make men find them attractive. When society says to be careful because wearing short skirts at night can get you followed by unwanted men, then the woman must ask herself if she still thinks it is okay to wear short skirts…to take the risk of unwanted attention.

Similarly, when society tells women long hair is beautiful…but the woman finds out that same long hair can be used against her to grasp and control her as a victim…the woman must consider whether the long hair and perceived beauty is worth the risks!

I am a woman who feels that the risk is not worth it!!! My current status is single and it is because men living in the stone age will have to accept that the women who hold their attention but happen to have short hair would probably give the men a chance if they just let them live and freely express their hair style of choice without forcing their preferred partner “do” on their head.

Life is about living and helping others live. Some people are too concerned with superficial issues like hair do’s and forget to be thankful for their roof and food and clean water!!!!

You can’t read? How sad for you. Why are the posts here never satirical? They are mostly angry, insulting and frustrated. Its weird how the guys here always think that any look women have they don’t find attractive is done either because they are following a trend led by a celebrity, or on a feminist whim. It NEVER occurs to them that a woman may be cutting hair short because short hair looks good to the guys she likes. Yes; As surprising as this may be, some men actually prefer a different look then long hair with highlights, tan, push up bra and low cut top, and too tight low rise jeans with high heels. Those girls match men in baggy pants, muscle shirt, loud mouth, and empty wallet.
Put simply; Girls wear high rise shorts and short hair not because they don’t care what men think, but because they just don’t care what men like you think.
By the way; On your wall of sluts you have many girls in high rise shorts, although none with particularly short hair. Why is that, if they are so awful?

If the most satisfying thing you can do for yourself (your words, not mine) is to “ruin” the author’s self esteem anonymously over the Internet, you might want to re-evaluate some life choices. Sounds like you may have some self esteem issues yourself, champ.

RollTops, that was spoken like an uneducated moron who thinks every opinion ties back to your political affiliation. And PhiPsiPhrat, even if the post IS fake and was written by a girl, the male persona she just invented is more likely to be slept with than either of you, or most of the people on this page. (Thank you, however, for shooting down the kitchen remark among the first comments. If people are going to attempt backwards, sexist humor, they should at least be clever about it, don’t you think?)

Since you fling around hate with such abandon, I absolutely hate hypocrites. The article is judgmental, the comment suggests that being judgmental is bullshit. The writer can state an opinion, one that directly refutes other people’s opinions, but the top commenter is not allowed to do so without inciting your wrath. He dared to do exactly what you are now doing, imagine the nerve!

Quite simply, dear sir, your reasonable level of articulation belies your remarkable lack of self-awareness. Apparently your school at least teaches you how to speak, if not how to reason. Everything you said sucks about Fake-Account’s comment and self applies doubly to the article and writer you defend. Every. Single. Motherfucking. Thing.

I’d laugh if the fact that you appear to be serious didn’t make my soul shrivel like a dick stuck up an ice dispenser. Smell your own shit before you start waving your hand with a sour expression on your face.

If I believed in prayer I’d pray to a just and benevolent god that you never get laid again.

^ You’re right there in the same boat as fakeaccount. Girls judge men based on the way they look as well, and it certainly isn’t a crime to go after what you feel is attractive. Girls with long hair are more appealing in the long run than girls with short hair. For every girl that looks good with a short-do, I can show you 10 that look terrible, as well as 10 girls with longer hair that look much better. What you are saying is that it’s completely wrong for the writer to have an opinion. What kind of backwards, offensive thinking is that? You feel that anyone who has an opinion that you disagree, is automatically wrong because you said so. That’s a very negative and disheartening outlook on life, and I hope you’re able to work out whatever issues you’re going through at this time that have caused you to be such a miserable, self-absorbed person.

That is your opinion. Which is fine. But speaking as though you know what all men think is really immature, and kind of makes your point moot. Just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean its right. The only thing you know is what YOU like. No one else. In the long run plenty of guys like girls with short hair, and plenty of girls look better with short hair. All you could show are 10 girls that YOU think look better. Thats all. You need to work out YOUR issues on being so self absorbed you think all men think what you do.

Is that so, nobody? Funny how you jump to the conclusion that I’m queer, not that that matters. As of now 278+ people support my comment so I’d say my opinion fucking matters. My mom raised me to respect those who deserve respect, whereas your mom probably left you and your father after she shat you out of her front-anus. You’re a shit pile that knows how to talk but doesn’t know how to respect their superiors. You’re too stupid to live on my planet and you’re just dirtying up the earth so kill yourself however you please. preferably with a knife strap on.

“and again, I’m not a female. I’m just a double-minority male working and fighting in a straight white male-driven industry of filmmaking.”

A quote, directly from the flamboyant, “fakeaccount” himself. Until my other reply to this idiotic garbage of a post is done with “moderation,” just let that marinate everybody. And fakeaccount, just log off, you don’t belong here. Or anywhere for that matter, except maybe california..

It was based on another post of yours, where you complained about “straight white male(s)” and said you are a double minority, and a male. It’s not too out of the question.. And yeah that boggled me for a minute, until I realized that they let anybody vote on this website. Not always the best idea to allow any piece of garbage to vote. I mean look at our president, if people had to be informed voters and productive members of society, he wouldn’t have stood a snowball’s chance in hell. Here you go again with the assumptions. If you would read my posts instead of assuming you know what you’re talking about, you’d see I even mentioned my mom talking to me today.. So much for her “leaving me and my father after she shat me out of her front-anus.” (Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? A “front-anus”? Can’t stop thinking about buttholes long enough to remember what a vagina is called? You’ve got a pretty dirty mouth for a butt pirate, and that’s saying something.

Wait a second, because you’re a failed movie writer or whatever you said earlier (sorry, I honestly forgot, but it was some profession you were complaining about being unfair(surprise)), you think of yourself as my superior? I honestly believe if we met in real life, you wouldn’t expect me to think of you that way at all. There are a lot of people older than me that are not my superiors. You’re basically the same to me as the guy who flips my burger at Five Guys (I don’t eat McDonalds, which is usually the best analogy). Yeah, you’re older than me. But I have a hell of a lot more going for me and am going somewhere in life, unlike you. Hell, the five guys worker probably makes more than you do.

YOUR planet? Oh please, I thought you were the people who thought this was everybody’s planet? “Coexist” and all that garbage? I think it’s hilarious you think of yourself so highly. Someone needs to put your ass in it’s place, and I wish I could be there to see it in person. And sorry, I don’t participate in man-on-man intercourse, so I have no clue what a “knife strap on” is, but I’d rather not kill myself with one of your little butt toys, thanks anyway.

Wow. Just want you to know your comment is clearly the right one fake-account, like I shit you not there is no contest. The amount of brain most of the people who replied to your comment have is obviously a very minuscule amount if not any, just wanted you to know, I am on your side.

This has all gotten way out of hand but I do want to say something to Fake Account real quick. I absolutely hate people like you. Now before you get all defensive I want to make it clear that it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation (I acted in musicals in High School and actually have quite a few gay friends.). I hate you because you are the type of person who will endlessly judge, belittle, ridicule and mock other people, but as soon as someone says something that you don’t like you will flip out and wonder why the entire world doesn’t run to defend you. I value integrity in people more than anything. Sterling is a good writer and this article was simply his opinion, which he his more than welcome to share publicly. Lets face it for what it is, you’re an attention whore who got what he wanted here but at the end of the day you can’t look yourself in the mirror and know that you’re a decent person of integrity. You’re simply a hypocrite and I have no time for it.

you take this shit way the fuck too seriously. get a fucking life, guy. women look better with long hair, ice cream is better when it’s frozen, puppies are more fun when they’re alive. these are all facts, fucking deal with it you pussy.

Judging by the length of this comment section, fakeaccount either has a lot of time on his hands probably due to lack of job placement or this internet raging/trolling counts for extra credit in his required gender studies class #obamasamerica

Oh great it posts that one but not my real response ( It was based on another post of yours, where you complained about “straight white male(s)” and said you are a double minority, and a male. It’s not too out of the question.. And yeah that boggled me for a minute, until I realized that they let anybody vote on this website. Not always the best idea to allow any piece of garbage to vote. I mean look at our president, if people had to be informed voters and productive members of society, he wouldn’t have stood a snowball’s chance in hell. Here you go again with the assumptions. If you would read my posts instead of assuming you know what you’re talking about, you’d see I even mentioned my mom talking to me today.. So much for her “leaving me and my father after she shat me out of her front-anus.” (Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? A “front-anus”? Silly fag can’t stop thinking about buttholes long enough to remember what a vagina is called? You’ve got a pretty dirty mouth for a butt-pirate, and that’s saying something.)

Wait a second, because you’re a failed movie writer or whatever you said earlier (sorry, I honestly forgot, but it was some profession you were complaining about being unfair(surprise)), you think of yourself as my superior? I honestly believe if we met in real life, you wouldn’t expect me to think of you that way. There are a lot of people older than me that are not my superiors. You’re basically the same to me as the guy who flips my burger at Five Guys (I don’t eat McDonalds, which is usually the best analogy). Yeah, you’re older than me. But I have a hell of a lot more going for me and am going somewhere in life, unlike you.

YOUR planet? Homo-please, I thought you were the people who thought this was everybody’s planet? “Coexist” and all that shit? I think it’s hilarious you think of yourself so highly. Someone needs to put your fairy ass in it’s place, and I wish I could be there to see it in person. And sorry, I don’t participate in gay intercourse, so I have no clue what a “knife strap on” is, but I’d rather not kill myself with one of your little butt toys, thanks anyway.

Huh? So my choice in a username renders my comment imaginary and not of our physical realm? Or are you questioning if I’m even human? You caught me. I am a beta Siri for ios129 and I’ve been programmed with a list of infinite algorithms to simulate human conversation with every intricacy and typo a flawed human brain can produ9ce.

I do look better with shorter hair.. I don’t have a pixie cut but my long hair looks like crap. And if you point out, that most guys don’t like women with short hair I take that risk… less idiots left… Newsflash: Not every girl cares about your stupid boner and not every girl wants to get laid with you and not every girl exists to please you. Grow up and stop putting your personal preferences as commom interest.

Nowhere near the most ignorant piece of writing out of almost any selection. Is that a joke? Maybe you don’t agree, but that doesn’t make it ignorant. But in my opinion, none of this is necessary. Plain and simple, it’s ugly. No female alive looks better with short hair until she turns maybe 60 or maybe 50 if time is hard on her. Give the lesbians their haircut back.

I take it as a compliment when a guy say’s he’ll do me. As a girl, I’m not sure how a guy saying he’d bang someone because he finds them attractive is ignorant?? Clearly you wouldn’t have sex with someone you weren’t attracted to. Definitely a compliment.

@Nobody. You probably are as ugly as you are stupid sir, “normal woman hair.” ?? It’s called style and fashion. If youdon’t like it don’t look at it. You sound like a psycho saying that the way someone treats THEIR OWN HAIR, THEIR OWN BODY is YOU’RE pet peeve. Sorry you’ve been rocking the same hair cut since high school, bro.

It doesn’t matter if you would bang jennifer lawrence regardless of her length of hair. In fact, none of you would bang her if she didn’t consent to it. she’s out of all your fucking leagues so stop right there.

@fakeaccount – I liked you as I started rereading this comment section, after further review, you’re a retard. I said, “I’d”. It’s a contraction of “I would”, not “I definitely am going to”. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this page is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

It says my comment in reply to your other ridiculous posts is awaiting moderation, so you lucked out until they post it. As you’re an extremely arrogant type of ass bandit, I just know that if you don’t see a reply, you’ll assume I conceded. That’s not the case. Every flawed argument you wrote was rebutted, don’t worry. And by the way, don’t be surprised. The only reason your comment has any likes at all is partly because all those people probably don’t know your uh… Situation.. With your sexuality. It’s a shame they took your condition out of the DSM. I hope you get to read my real responses, but I think they were too long and had probably triggered some sort of slur filter.

hms: Never been called either by anybody that matters(this includes you). It’s kind of hard not to look at, as I sometimes have to interact with these tasteless people. And since it’s their hair, they aren’t the ones that have to look at that shit. And it’s ok, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. Which is the whole fucking point here. Don’t take elegant long hair and chop it off, because it looked great to begin with and not looks awful.

fakeaccount: Wow, thanks for the moment of clarity, dickbag. He used a girl like her who is out of most people’s leagues(definitely you and anybody you fucking know) to demonstrate a point, which obviously went right over your head. But you really cleared that up, thanks! Dumbass.

Listen, if you make an account just to comment on a website to people who obviously don’t give a shit what you or anybody else that they don’t care about thinks, you’re a fucking loser. Get a normal hobby. And this isn’t only for “fakeaccount” as there are obviously others who did the same thing. Pathetic pieces of shit, it’s actually sad.

Having recently cut my hair into a pixie cut, (and am feeling more beautiful than I ever have before) I panicked when I saw this article. As I began reading this article I realized that none of your arguments are facts, simply opinions. So there really is no reason women shouldn’t have short hair, you just would prefer not to date one. My real problem with this article is that you spent time in your life to work hard and write something not productive, but insensitive, disgusting, hurtful, and untrue. Shame on your spending your time to purposely insult someone.

The fact that you panicked when you saw the article speaks wonders about how beautiful you really think you are now. Sorry you chose an ugly haircut. You don’t have to complain about someone’s writing on a website that, to be honest, you probably wouldn’t like to begin with.

This is a good example here of a man who is a bigot towards women. Yes you think we are exist merely to please you. Serve you. And only live by your standards?

We can think for ourselves, make our own choices, and choose our own fu*king haircuts to please only us. And if you don’t like us exercising our rights as individual people shove your opinions up your ass.

I am a woman with short hair, I love it, men love it, women like my hair too. It suits me and long hair overwhelms me and looks horrible. Yes not all women can pull it off, doesn’t mean they can’t experiment and do as they wish. Wether its for a movie role, for fun, or because of hair damage from all the other things we do to look good for YOU and entertain you.. apparently.

I should post about how not ALL men can pull off facial hair, and how this trend needs to stop.

GirlNextDoor: A woman whom presumably has graduated from college based on an overly drawn out comment found further down who has recently begun(based on your rank) throughly reading this site in an attempt to relive the days back in college when it was much easier to meet men and your life felt like it had more substance to it. I get the impression that you may have moved far from your friends and town to start over and pursue your dream job which hasn’t quite panned out the way you had visioned (don’t worry, dreams don’t for most people). This including the lack of a man in your life that made you crave the semi abusive but playful tone which most men try to portray over this site. To further my guess, and feel free to correct me if I am wrong, you are a girl who is cute in the face, lacking (well more the opposite) in the body, and have quite high expectations for yourself. You dislike the real you for whatever reason, feel quite insecure, and turn to an anonymous profile to express your true feelings. Now, I respect your appreciation for someone who can articulate well, leads me to believe you had a major which was writing intensive or a career that is so I am going to go with communications or marketing. Considering these are both pretty useless with regards to monetary gain, I am going to give you a hint of advice if you would like to land a man who repulses you with some of the terms he coins around but will sit your sweet ass in a coke white benz. Assholes and douche bags tend to make a lot more money because it takes really giving zero fucks about what other people think to have the balls to go out and make something of yourself. If you wonder why a high majority of fraternity men run successful businesses and are influential in a number of areas, it is because we have spent extensive time in situations which stimulate our egos, boost testosterone, and connect us to people who can allow us to execute our visions.

This would be so much more fun if you knew who I actually was, but for now, I will urge you to not go all self righteous and feminist in a place where fraternity men go to joke and act over the top. Every now and then, you might come across someone who is surprisingly more educated, influential, and sophisticated than you might think. The best part about this? you may or may not be making me money right now (in another unrelated and unexpected area) and if not, you will be soon.

this article will soon be quite popular on the internet (which is intended i presume) but they will be scrutinized by the public for their sexual idealisms and their targeting of women who have shorter hair or aren’t stick thin

therefor the writer will be eaten alive and quite frankly doesn’t have the writing skills to support himself through that mess

The writer of this article gave enough fucks to make a complete ass of himself, wouldn’t have written the article if he didn’t have someone to impress. It seems like frat boys are always that way though, trying to impress the guys around them by belittling women.

No, see he didn’t have to give any fucks, because it’s as funny to him as it is to the rest of us. He wasn’t trying to impress anybody, he writes columns for this website.. He was doing his job. And a damn good one I might add. Just look at his twitter, he is enjoying every second of this. And I can’t say I’m not as well.. Get over everything having to be so politically correct and not offend anybody. It’s not helping anybody except the weak.

^I can’t believe you thought it was “acceptable” to expect serious, “PG” responses and opinions from a comedy website. There is nothing worse than someone who relies on pity to give substance to their argument. Frankly, I’m disgusted that you take everything so seriously.

To the “I hope your friend dies a painful death” guy…really? In any situation do you honestly think that’s something you can say to someone whose friend is suffering from cancer? Are you serious? I’m so disgusted that there is anyone alive that would feel like that’s an acceptable thing to say, and I’m equally disgusted that there are people who would support them. You seriously need to reevaluate your life.

A. You are wrong. I am one of many females between the ages of 18 and 28 (and beyond) who gets MORE male attention when I have short hair vs. when I have long hair. No seriously, the number of guys hitting on my increases dramatically when I go from long to short (which I do with some frequency). And, as a server, I saw a sharp increase in my tip average after I cut it. And I’m not alone. Emma Watson, Kirsten Dunst, Carey Mulligan, Jennifer Lawrence (who does not need to lose weight for anyone), etc., etc., etc. are all frickin’ babes with short hair (or long for that matter). And there are plenty of women in my acquaintance who really do look fantastic with short hair. Moreso when they have long hair in some cases.

B. There are a lot of us out there who really don’t give a f*ck what you are any male thinks about the length of our hair. You think it makes my face look fat? Well..it doesn’t. But also, that opinion has no bearing on what I’m going to do with my hair. My boyfriend’s opinion doesn’t even matter. (Btw, he couldn’t keep his hands off of me when I recently cut it short.) All that matters is that I feel fabulous and I only have to spend 3 minutes on my hair in the morning for it to look fantastic all freaking day.

TheGent didn’t say anything ungentlemanly at all. He was completely right in his post. Poor doofus boyfriend. It’s going to hurt him when you come out of the closet. He should have seen it coming though, the short hair is usually a good sign of a dyke.

If it doesn’t matter what the author thinks then why did you write a book about how you disagree. No one cares about your boyfriend either, he was probably all over you because he was trying to get you to shut the fuck up.

OMG! Where were guys like you when I was in college?! You mean, like, you can be a total sexist asshole and STILL get game? Wow. The frat brothers at my school thought you had to at least pretend to be a gentleman who didn’t objectify women in order to get someone to sleep with you. Someone should tell them they don’t need to try so hard, because either most of the men on this page manage to do pretty well with being up-front douchebags or you’re all implying that you do quite a bit more “banging” than you actually manage. And I’m banking on the latter.

Honestly, I’m hoping that this column is some form of poor satire commenting on/perpetuating the stereotype that frat guys (or men in general) are shallow sex-crazed idiots, and that most of the people commenting in assent are part of a minority that fits the stereotype and are too stupid to get the joke.

I kind of skimmed your post, but if you’re trying to get through to fraternity men on a website that is nothing but dick jokes and sexist writing… you’re probably choosing the wrong medium. While I thoroughly enjoy this website, if you’re here for serious news/stories/etc… you should reassess your choices. This is a website for humor, if you can’t take a joke or even an OPINION (which you seem pretty fond of expressing yourself) then you should probably stop visiting this page and reading what they publish. They post rush boobs for gods sake…

^From the fact that you’re a rushee and your username is literally written as a response to this post, it is clearly that you don’t browse TFM normally. Fuck off back to whatever feminist cesspool you’re from, you ugly butch short-haired loser.

The issue here is not that you are insulting girls with short hair, if someone inherently is not attracted to a short-haired person, this preference shouldn’t be attacked. Rather, the issue is that you are treating women as objects. You are necessarily creating a distinction between a woman and her faculties that make up her humanity. Your entire article is based on women being nothing more than a tool for sexual pleasure, not as human beings with the same faculties that endow them with the ability to reason and feel in the same way that all sentient human beings do. By writing this article, you are making women out to be subservient, lifeless objects with no value other than their appearance and utility. Sure, I’m liberal, but I still am attracted to women and think about sex. However, this is not all I think about when I look at a women. I take time to consider how they may respond to my behavior and how it may impact them beyond whether or not they will sleep with me. In finding a partner and achieving happiness, this is a vital consideration. Getting caught up in these petty factors leads us astray from those things which actually have value and can actually help us achieve lasting pleasure in life. Objectivism is not not cool, it is not hip, it is not intelligent, it is not a creation of liberalism to make others feel dumb, it is a problem that leads to rape, suicide, depression, social pressures to conform to absurd standards of perfection, expensive cancer inducing beautifying products, etc. It’s time to step off your misogynistic high horse and think more critically before you boast your pseudo intellectualism to the frat-inspired masses. Maybe then you’ll smile for righteous reasons, asshat.

Actually, I wasn’t insulted at all by your pathetic attempt at a joke. See, unlike all you whiney bitches, I don’t get offended so fucking easily. And if I’m offended, so what? It’s anybody’s right to say what they want, who gives a shit if it’s offensive. You people get so butthurt it’s ridiculous. The fact that you make accounts to post on here is pathetic. So believe me, I wasn’t insulted at all, just humored.

JLaw didn’t do her hair like that for a costume, she fried her hair by dying it so many times for the hunger games… so clearly didn’t have much of a choice. Don’t get me wrong I’d gladly do JLaw with short hair and without losing 10 pounds but get your facts right.

And next all they are saying is short hair is unattractive on women. End of story. Go cut it if you want, I don’t care, it’s just unappealing.

Wow, this one really brought the loonies out of the woodwork, huh? Why was this particular column any more offensive to their sensibilities than any of the rest of the content on the site? Interesting…

Not gonna lie, I like short hair on women, if it’s done right. Pixie cuts are fine by me, but I’m not about to enjoy the half-shaved look. I’m not about to say people aren’t allowed to like that hairstyle or enjoy it, but I’m also not going to change my opinion on it any time soon.

This is disgusting the comments are disgusting and the amount of people who agree is even more disgusting. If a woman wants her hair short it’s none of your business. In fact, if you don’t want to “bang” her, that’s your problem. I hope all your girlfriends cut their hair short. Good luck getting “banged” now you sexist magots.

As a sorority woman who lost her hair fighting cancer and now has a short, curly pixie cut, this article only enforces why, while my hair is growing back, I still insist on wearing a long, blonde wig every single day. Women with short hair aren’t considered to be beautiful by so many people, especially in the Greek system, and since I no longer look sick, people who don’t know my story judge me when I go wigless. Thank you, RogerSterlingJr, for reinforcing every single thing I’ve said to people when they ask me why I don’t rock my short, natural curls. It’s sad that you’re not the only one who thinks like this, and that men like you are the reason I hide by true self every day for the sake of feeling “beautiful”.

While i disagree with the morons like austinatalie for saying “You’re the reason so many women are raped and killed” seriously? really? hahaha ughhh *clears throat* against my better judgement i’ll just say it…i actually think DONE RIGHT the short sassy look is fuckin hot. I also know some guys that feel the same way. Rock it babe.

Wow. You’re so fucking afraid of women doing something without needing your approval. Do you ever tear guys apart like this? Professionals, I mean. Do you sit there and say “wow, did you see Tom Hiddleston’s new cut because that guy has made some shitty decisions I’ll tell you what. Like wow if he thinks he’s attractive? Damn. He so wrong.” This article is truly amazing. I mean, really, congratulations. This is some of the most sexist bullshit I’ve seen in a while. Give yourself a good pat on the back because you made it to the big leagues. Asshole of the month award. So proud.

Let’s be honest, ladies. 95% of us would look like absolute fucking dogs with a pixie cut. I always discourage my friends when they ask me if they should cut their hair short. It’s not feminine and it looks awful. All these bra-burning, hairy legged, liberal feminists are in denial and are under the delusion that they would look good in short hair. Hell, they’re probably the same ones who think dreadlocks are okay.

Why is it such a big deal if we find that girls are significantly more attractive with long hair? Sure, you have the right to cut your hair short. You also have the right to get as fat as you want too. You can say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everyone has their own preferences, but I personally like girls with long hair and I think generally most guys feel the same way.

The begging that you are showing for us to believe that you do alright in life is humorous to us all, “OurHero”. Or may I say… “OurDouchebag”. I’ve been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt about your opinions, but here’s the thing… After seeing many of your comments on peoples posts, I’ve come to the realization that you’re just a complete asshole. So thank you, for showing me what a true asshole people can be. I highly appreciate it.

some sensitives ladies out there, eh? he doesnt like short hair on girls and I agree. thats all there is to it stop digging deeper,why cant someone have an opinion on what makes the opposite sex attractive and what doesnt? i think short hair looks terrible on girls and im sure tons of girls dont like something about me physically. why all the fuss? to each there own

Women write an opinion column about a men’s trend they disagree with= informative.
Men write an opinion column about a women’s trend they disagree with= sexist
… and the feminists are bitching about double standards…

^^^^^ It’s not just women, Slamburglar, it’s these particular women. The annoying, whiney, artsy types. Notice there are very few comments disagreeing from people who have had an account here more than a week? That’s because normal women with lives and hobbies don’t get offended so damn easily like these people. And unfortunately, a majority of short-haired girls are these artsy, usually liberal, “progressive” girls who think everything is sexist or racist or promoting inequality. So that’s why this particular topic has so much complaining and butthurt. It’s very, very entertaining.

You just keep proving what a loser you are, get a life seriously the more I read your comments the more I feel brain cells bursting. You are a product of patriarchy and being told what to do and think. You are no better than a “liberal”

I have literally never seen an article written by a woman about a men’s trend that discusses it in the same way that this article does. It is one thing to state an opinion or an aesthetic taste. It is another thing entirely to revert to sexist statements such as the ones made above. Had the author of this article simply decided to say “I don’t like short hair on women” that would’ve been fine. Its an opinion. Instead he used arguments like “it makes your face look fat” or “hot celebrities can’t pull it off so your normal ass better not try”. That is stating an opinion in an incredibly offensive and hurtful way. I’m not saying its never been done by women but I haven’t seen it. There’s a huge difference between stating your opinion and being an asshole about it.

I’m sorry I didn’t realize that women fucking cut their hair to please men. I thought it was because they wanted to do it? What the fuck do you even know? I personally know TWO beautiful women who cut their hair short, ROCK IT, AND STILL LOOK FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Those celebrities look amazing. You know, you’re the fucking reason why girls have self esteem issues, because asshole guys like you tell them they aren’t good enough. If Jennifer Lawrence lost a few pounds you’d fuck her? Really?? No girl deserves you because you are the lowest of the low.

Who do you think you are to tell people how to look like? Does it affect your personal life so much? Do you think the number of women ,you might get laid with, decreases by them cutting their hair? Are you kidding me? This article is poorly written, not based on anything else than your self-loving opinion and complete bullshit. Even if I wanted to shave my head it is my goddamn business and not your right to tell me otherwise. I am really angry because I know how it is to deal with low self-esteem because you want to please everbody and meet everyone’s expectations. It is frustrating and causes a bunch of psychological disorders. Do you want your daughter to hate herself, be unable to speak and feel sad only because you have a personal opinion and need her to know that? Live and let live! Say something nice or neutral or shut the fuck up! Is it really that hard?

This is a satirical website. We make fun of ourselves, meaning the Greek community, as well as other social groups on college campuses across the nation. The author is simply stating his opinion, that he doesn’t find girls with short hair the least bit attractive. That’s fine. Nowhere in the article does he demand all women have long, flowing hair. If all you females out there are so unhappy with his opinion, expressing such disgust and disdain for the author, then you have nothing to worry about. You won’t have to associate yourself with him because he clearly doesn’t want to associate with you and your short hair. This is an opinion piece on a satire website. No different than a piece I’m sure you would write for you college newspaper stating what your perfect tall, dark, and handsome man is. Get over and stick to worrying about real issues, rather than berating someone for saying your short haircut is unattractive.

This is by far the most disgusting thing I have read today. Ignorant fratty douchebags do not get to dictate how any women cut their hair or how they look at all (including what they weigh). Following reading this article I read some of the comments and just… wow… The number of ignorant things that people have said is astronomical. According to many of you, if a guy stands up for a girl he’s gay.. interesting. I didn’t realize that being a decent human being made you a homosexual. Many of you need a serious education in vocabulary as well as how to treat women with respect.

This whole column is based on the fact that women are supposed to change their appearance to for men. There is absolutely no reason a girl shouldn’t cut her hair short, expect for the fact that some guys don’t like it. Big deal, women aren’t here to please men. The end.

You’re a dumb piece of shit, Roger. First of all you sound like a mysogynistic ass hole. But more importantly all those chicks in the pictures above are sexy as hell. I don’t like Beyonce but even she looks good in that pic, and the woman in the first pic is god damned gorgeous. Go do a keg stand and keep your idiotic opinions to yourself.

Three points to all the annoying hipster killjoys that for what ever reason are now reading TFM and trying to make it into a fixer upper for the sensitive politically correct audience I didn’t know existed here.

1. This is TFM, get over it. Go make your annoying comments on the Huffington Post from now on.

2. Arguing on the internet is very much like the Special Olympics, no matter who wins all the participants are still retarded.

3. Don’t you have some offs to go fuck, I’m sure you can find them while your at Urban Outfitters this weekend.

“If you have any female interaction on social media, whatsoever, you may also have seen Jennifer Lawrence’s new ‘do. Though every chick on the planet begs ‘Can we just be best friends? Why is she perfect?’, you’d only bang her if she lost ten pounds. Now, shedding some lbs. might not even do it. Lawrence didn’t go full-on pixie short, but the results are equally disastrous.”

You have got to be fucking kidding me.
A) What does her weight have anything to do with this article at all? It’s about hair, right? Yes, fuck off.
B) Just because you’re a scumbag who wouldn’t have sex with anyone who is not a size zero doesn’t mean that everyone is that much of a piece of garbage.
C) Just because you don’t like her hair doesn’t mean it’s a disaster. It means you don’t like her hair.

You think hair length is a determining factor in gender? Sweetheart. Did you skip all your high school health classes? Because I could point you to some helpful websites, if the porn isn’t doing it for you.

Well said, TrickleDown. Ignore this annoying person above me who has sand in her vagina because someone shared valuable knowledge with the world to try to stop an ugly epidemic from occurring. Maybe it’s not literally a biological determining factor, but hair length undoubtedly plays a difference in American gender determination. When someone thinks of a beautiful woman they usually use some elegant adjectives to describe her long hair. And if you don’t think of that, then you probably think LGBTs should be allowed to marry. And that obamacare is good for us. Basically, you’re ruining America. And this column is trying to save it. Cheers Mr. Sterling.

holy shit this is fucking hilarious.
im a woman with short hair, and really, it hasn’t changed my life at all. i cut it because i’m too lazy to do anything with longer hair. it’s easier.
i’m not looking to be sexual appealing to anyone, im not even looking to be appealing. dude, it’s just fucking easier.
the entire article is pretty much based around the idea that, if you’re a woman with short hair, then you’re not attractive. not sure if that was what you were going for, but that’s just how it came off as to me.
anyone can do whatever the fuck they want with their hair. it may not always be a good decision, but if they end up not liking it short, it grows back anyway. so i really don’t see why it matters to you.
and jennifer lawrence is insanely attractive. i dont give a shit how much she weighs, her hair is great and she’s beautiful. just my opinion.

LULZ Okay so I like literally just made an account so I could comment on this but I just have to say this shit is straight comedy!!! I can’t imagine anyone taking this guy seriously in life because of how ignorant he is that I just have to laugh. And this article will probably be responsible for atleast half the girls that read this to chop off their hair!! Congratulations roger sterling jr you are a complete idiot! Happy Wednesday 🙂

Okay seriously some of these comments are pissing me off. I mean come on guys really short hair looks great on a lot of girls and I’ve met girls who look bad with long hair what do you want them to do have a cut that makes them look worse? Seriously I look weird with long hair I get WAY more compliments when I have short hair especially now since it’s a lot shorter than my bob. Who are you to question how women’s hair should look? Are you a woman..No? Then get over yourself it’s not your choice its a personal preference. It’s not your right to force your ideas on other girls especially since some of them have a very low self-esteem (BTW I am completely straight thank you very much)

You’d only bang Jennifer Lawrence if she lost 10 lbs?
Cool story bro. I’m sure she’s fucking devastated… Missing out on the most forgettable 30 seconds of her life and all…
It will obviously come as a surprise to you, but women aren’t objects, and they can do whatever the fuck they like with their own bodies. I especially hope that means that you don’t get laid again until you grow the fuck up son.
I’d call you a cunt, but you obviously lack both the warmth and the depth.
I wish you all the best though, and a long and marginally satisfying relationship with your hand.

Women, all we’re saying is that you look better with long hair, and uglier with short hair. That’s it, end of story. You may still cut your hair as you please; just know that you look much less attractive to everyone.

Thank you so much! Next time I am concerned about how attractive I look to a 90 year old man in a $20 suit, I’ll be sure to check here! In the meantime, as much as I love my long hair, I’ll be getting one of those pixie cuts in the hopes that it will keep losers like this the hell away from me, as my fiance is going to love me no matter what I do with my hair! I’m pretty tired of being hit on by old men anyway.

On a more serious note though, what if someone were dumb enough to marry you and then got cancer? Is it safe to say you’d be all “Too bad, you’re ugly now, I’m out YOLO” (seriously, I just imagine that YOLO is every other “word” in your vocabulary).

At least I can find peace in knowing NO ONE will ever love any of you. I mean seriously, again, you are taking advice from a 90 year old single man! Has it occurred to any of you that maybe he just doesn’t want to die alone without taking a few of you with him?

Sigh. I won’t lose faith in mankind. I won’t lost faith in mankind. I won’t lose faith in mankind. However they’re making it hard. v.v I’ve never seen such a large collection of idiotic males in my entire life.

This article is sexist in so many ways. Making note that Jennifer Lawrence is just fat and the short haircut makes it worse? Way to sound like a total douchebag. I know plenty of men who find short hair attractive and the idea that no woman should cut her hair short because its going to look horrible is just stupid. Its an outdated and archaic idea that women should have long hair. And the comment about guys only noticing things if they’re spectacular or spectacularly awful? Good job on sounding like a sex-driven pig. Which I know not all men are. But this article just reinforces that stereotype. Grow up a little bit, get rid of your own insecurities, and stop trying to push your own aesthetic tastes on others.

Dear mr nobody, let me remind you, you like all of us here came out of a vagina. accept it and move on. by the way did i mention a fella called um what was it again the name ah yes JESUS wants to have a word with you. 😀

I don’t know what I said that you could interpret to mean that I believe otherwise… Of course I came from a woman’s vagina. We all did. Thanks for clearing that up. By the way, Jesus and I are fine, but thanks for your concern.

Oh wow I didn’t know you followed me around and were aware of my every political belief and move! Bravo for you!
Just because I find something sexist doesn’t mean I’m immediately a butt hurt, overly sensitive, loser. The fact that you assumed I was is cute though. Feel free continue the bigotry. One can only hope you don’t pass on your genes and taint an innocent child.

if you don’t start thinking progressively and understanding that you don’t have any kind of superiority or control over society, you might still have a chance of getting laid in ten years. as it stands today, you clearly don’t understand the autonomy and self-respect women have for themselves in the 21st century. the prolific appearance of the ‘pixie’ haircut you described (though only 1 was actually a pixie) is a symptom of that paradigm shift. dumb girls who dress for guys and do what they’re told are a DYING BREED. uninformed citizens who are going to stand by while you tell someone else what to do with their appearance are a DYING BREED. you’re primed to go extinct w the rest of the gop base if you can’t get it the fuck together.

Yeah…I’d like the writer and all his sympathizers to meet the men and women with whom I rolled in the hay WHILE I HAD A SHAVED HEAD. If the username does not give it away, I’m female. Let the name-calling and slut-shaming begin.

i must say, this article gave me a good laugh. it’s just as unfounded as that other feminist chick who called lorde’s song ‘royals’ racist. both serve no purpose but to fuel distractions for the media (especially american media) from reporting the real things.

seriously peeps, if you want to be famous, say something so bigoted that millions of people come to respond to you and your blog (such as this one here).

The trolls here are actually pretty funny, not gonna lie. I got a few good laughs out of the comment thread. As a female with few insecurities that has had a wide range of hairstyles and colors because my face and body type can carry it, I can’t say I agree with the intentions of this article, but again ladies, you have to take this as what it is, opinion. You should do what looks best on you, what makes you happy, or what suits your goals. Don’t try to attract everyone if you’re not looking for anyone or just looking for a certain someone. His valid points are that short hair doesn’t look good on every female, nor will every male or female find it attractive, such is life and every other look you could possibly be wearing. Just do what you do. If you’re not happy, change it, but don’t let the idea of being attractive to every person you come across be your reasoning behind doing so. It’s never gonna happen. Dudes, there’s plenty of girls out there. You may fall for one and, eventually, maybe she’ll decide to lop those locks off. It happens. Maybe it’ll be cute, maybe it won’t, hair grows back. Maybe you’ll like a girl with short hair and if you ask her to she’ll grow it out for you, who knows? It’s just hair. Considering many of you don’t know what to do with yours either, but still manage to find girlfriends/boyfriends, I think everything’s gonna be ok for everybody 🙂

alright sweetie. here’s where you went wrong: when you decided that, as a male, you should tell girls what you dont like because your opinion is so worthy and much more valid than the girls who cut their hair and like it. i, for one, have a pixie cut, and i rock it, and i fucking love it. people are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. saying that girls “should not cut their hair short” is fucking bullshit, because a) are you a girl? b) does it affect you personally in any negative way, shape or form? if the answer to any of those questions is no, then kindly, shut the fuck up.

This is by far the most idiotic collection of words I have ever read in my entire life. This entire post is simply an opinion, and you can have your own opinion, that’s fine, however telling girls that they can’t/don’t look good because of the length of their hair is ridiculous. I mean what kind of stuck up d-bag gives a shit about something like that? The author of this word vomit is obviously self centered, and can’t see passed his own dick, unless a girls hair is shorter than his. What? Does it remind you of your closet secrets when you’re doing a girl with boyishly short hair? I actually lost IQ points reading something so idiotic. Grow up dude. And in what fucking world is Jenifer Lawrence fat? Someone should put you down. You’re broken.

This article and website is just a bunch of douchebags trying to say offensive shit about women because women intimidate the shit out of them.

There’s a reason why authors are anonymous, because if any sane woman knew these ‘men’ were writing articles like this the only pleasure their dicks would be getting would be from their own hands. I’m sure your sisters and mothers would be proud. Saying offensive things and then trying to claim it as comedy doesn’t make it okay. Its not being ‘too politically correct’ to respect women and be a decent human being. This site may have a few funny posts here and there but at the end of the day its just a bunch of offensive and poorly written articles.

If you decided to leave your frat boy world for a moment and join the real world you would realise that insulting women, even if its just a ‘joke’ or for ‘laughs’ is going to get you absolutely no where in life.

And yeah I joined this site just so I could write this comment because this article is disgusting, it isn’t funny and I’m standing up for my sister and my friends and my girlfriend and my mom because women shouldn’t have to get on the internet or read the news and see this bullshit article. Go ahead, make fun of my name, or my comment. Try to argue that this is just comedy, you’re still going to look like the douchebag with the small dick and the even smaller brain.

No, but serious, who is the top chick in this photo?
Because she looks sexy as fuck in that picture, especially with the hair cut.
You’re saying girls in their prime have something to prove? Someone to impress? I think most of them are trying to focus on impressing themselves, not some ignorant egotistical shit with a superiority complex and the can-do attitude of Dr. Edgar Berman.

Go for it. You’ll attract a nice tattoo-covered or pierced loser I’m sure. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but those are usually the type of guys who settle for short-haired girls. I mean ok true, usually they’re with other short-haired girls but when they are with a guy, he’s usually a huge douche.

Even though every guy who agrees with this article will comment by saying: “^has short hair and is now self-conscious” or something equally dumb, RogerSterlingJR you really are a gem. If you are thinking this about women, women are most definitely thinking it about you. Your haircut is stupid, your disgusting facial hair (or attempt at facial hair), your taste in fashion? yeesh. Don’t ever forget that while you are judging people and acting like you are the god of everything, people are judging you. But you will say: Oh BurginiaSmunsen, I don’t give a shit what other people think about me. We don’t give a shit what you think about our hair! It’s actually quite hilarious that you think we do! I may in fact cut my hair super short just to avoid men like you. Ick. If you bang any girl who has read your article, please know that they are doing simply it to get laid, not because you are intelligent and worthy.

such a douchey post. are you frickin serious? Jennifer Lawrence needs to lose weight? yeah maybe you’re saying no one would want to get with her because she’s a little more curvy than most anorexic models and has a COMPLETELY HEALTHY BODY IMAGE, but we all know you’re just saying that as an excuse as to why she’d never want to get with YOU. the writer of this post is a shallow asshole with no self esteem. and really, making a comment about Rihanna getting punched by her boyfriend? no girl asks for that. in fact, it’s really NOT funny to make fun of victims of abuse. you should literally be ashamed of yourself. i honestly thought your mother would have raised you better.

1. Are you in fifth grade, or do you always refer to women as “girls”?
2. I have often worn my hair short, because I like it and it looks great.
3. One advantage of a short hair cut is that it doesn’t get messy, or in the way, of giving the best blow job that YOU will never get!

Did you not look at dudes picture? He’s at least 70 years old. Technically we are “girls” comparatively. My question is why men are even listening to a lonely old man’s advice! I’m thinking if he’s still single, he might be doing something wrong!

I honestly don’t give two shits whether a girl has short hair or long hair. It’s her hair, she should do what she wants with it. A chick cutting her hair won’t automatically make her hideous; in fact, most of the girls I know with short hair are pretty hot.

What really gets me, though, is that you wrote this whole long-winded spiel about why girls should feel shitty about themselves if they have short hair. Does putting down chicks make you feel more manly? Because girls may like big dicks, but it doesn’t count if half of it is your personality.

Reading this article, I couldn’t stop wondering why someone would take the time to write this. Sure, lots of girls try trends they can’t pull off, but I didn’t think that was really what this article was about? Is it attention? Do guys act like bigger dickheads than they actually are just to be noticed, even in a bad way? Sweet move, my 2 y/o cousin has mastered that too. THEN IT HIT ME! OOOOHHHhhhh you’re attracted to men! It’s okay dude, no one is judging you, but yourself! So you saw your frat brother’s dick accidentally, then it popped in your head when you were jerking off. So what!? It’s perfectly fine, everyone still believes you like girls. And guess what? even if you want to start sucking some dick, that’s fine too. It’s 2013, go nuts. But please, stop trying to convince everyone how hetero you are for Christ’s sake, you sound ridiculous. “Short hair is only for guys, and I totally don’t like dudes, I swear….Actually I don’t even notice girls hair, or even their eyes, JUST TITS AND ASS bro, cuz I’m so fucking hetero.” We get it, you’re curious about what jizz tastes like, just give in man! The world is your oyster……get it? cuz it’s like the texture of cum you so desire…

Yes, because everything women do, they do it for the attention and/or approval of men, right? Not because they like having short hair, or because it makes them comfortable and confident! They sacrifice everything they know and love for male attention, and one dude thinks he knows what every man wants. Oh, and obviously the only pretty women, are women who are famous. Everyone else is ugly. God this dude is dumb af xD

It cracks me up that he used like the most beautiful girl for his top photo…
Honestly all the photos and examples he used served to disprove his point for me. I was like hell yeah Beyonce’s a babe! Get it Jennifer Lawrence! I love Anne Hathaway’s hair.

Honestly, although I disagree with about, oh, everything this guy says, he’s allowed to have an opinion. His opinion is not the same as all guys’ opinions, which he doesn’t seem to realize… But if that’s how you wanna use your right to free speech, go right ahead. No one’s opinion is going to change when you write something this biased and opinionated. People will either agree with opinions they themselves already held, or they will disagree (probably vehemently) because of opinions/beliefs they already have.
If someone really wants to start a conversation about standards of female beauty, problematic gender lines, culturally acceptable misogyny, etc, the comments section of an article like this is not going to be the most successful place. Just saying…

‘there has been a disturbing trend spreading across gender line’
What gender line? The hair gender line? and what is it based on? Tradition? which tradition? your personal taste? and where does that come from exactly, because you are hardly what I would call an original thinker, it must come from somewhere else. Have you been to school, even kindergarten? where they teach you about the animal kingdom? ever seen a lion and lioness hair trend?
if you haven’t the lion has longer hair than the lioness and they mate pretty easily. Human Men have had a trend of wearing long hair too it was the norm believe it or not. (check 16th century…) are you feeling fat and ugly now your hair is cut short? is that what this is all about? grow your hair man! don’t feel peer pressured into cutting it. Men have had long hair for centuries and countless male animals too. it makes you feel beautiful, it certainly was condoned by jesus too. so don’t be afraid. Be yourself, love yourself. Plus unless you are balding, hair always grows back you can do it! 😉