This weeks' table is by QAGS co-creator Leighton Connor (who also wrote GILGAMESH! and Laser Ponies and co-authored Leopard Women of Venus). You can use this one whenever your mad scientist or engineer character needs to sound like he's doing something complicated. But before we get to the table, we should mention that Hex Games has just released the Book of Dumb Tables 2, which features over 60 dumb tables you can use in your game!