JPP: The Last Song Review

JPP: Stories like the one featured in The Last Song are so stale that they beckon to be tossed in the garbage and set on fire; instead, teenage audiences continue ingesting them. What is worse is that it's based off a novel written by Nicholas Sparks, whose novels are so disgustingly predictable and contrived that I almost shudder to recall the time I actually sat down and watched A Walk to Remember.