The latest "not-Project-Runway", Bravo's Launch My Line, features "pop culture notables" working with pros to launch fashion lines. And judging by the duds at the premiere party at NYC's Avenue, it'll either be a total trainwreck, or a partial trainwreck.

It's like Molly Sims is a secret agent and they haven't really figured out how to get spy devices and hidden cameras small enough, so she has to wear this "necklace" on her missions.

Contestant Galina Sobolev is respecting an etiquette rule that's inscrutable to the rest of the world.

If this sneer - and sequined Snuggie - are typical of contestant Vanessa Gonzales, we're in for...well, sneering. And sequins.