"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where
he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it
is."
Barbara Bush

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing
in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's
a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because
men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

"The position is ludicrous, the pleasure is momentary,
and the cost is damnable"Lord Chesterfield, writing to his son about sex