What is your favorite kind of shrimp?

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1. Forrest Gump2. Shrimper Records3. Redwall series (any otter preparation)4. At the Q&A portion of a YACHT show, a heckler asked "What's the best kind of bacon?" Claire: "A live piggy!"... so, a live shrimp!

No one here significantly truthfully sincerely deeply like those shramp? What even in the?? I didn't even have them in my mouth until I was a real adult because their poop slice freaked me out and also shramp cocktail is freakay. But I mean, that isn't real shramp but the costco safeway cheesecake chilis ephemera and I mean NONE OF US EAT THAT WAY ANYWAYS. I mean, not mostly. But real shramp are significantly delicious and that app says I shouldn't feel bad buying them. #eat

Tip: never order the shrimp cocktail at Hawthorne Fish House. It comes in a weird malt glass (like, for ice cream) and the shrimp are SO small and weird... it literally looks like brain with blood (because of that sauce). I hated it. I sent it back.