Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Hey Peek, did you see where I made the joke about Pols?

Have you ever seen an Irish car? Me either. It probably comes with DUI forms already filled out.

Just wait for those IRA jokes about how dumb and smelly the IRA and their wives/girlfriends are.

The Irish don't even have an airforce, because they're too dumb to fly and the cockpit would smell like stupid and whiskey farts.

Oh Yeah?!?

When CDT was a little younger and landed his first job he was eager to please.

Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started that first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse.

His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" CDT said.

The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."