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I am Spartacus wrote:If Butcher does play in place of Mellis does anyone know where I can get a swift 14 double vodkas in between announcement of the team and kick off?

I think there's a Tesco nearby. Team news on t'radio in t'car. Butchers in.Sprint over to Tesco.Purchase 70cl Smurfnoff finest.Down in one.Next 5-6 hours are a blur and you wonder why you are in a local Coventry park at 11pm minus your trousers.

Problem solved

Theirs not to reason whyTheirs but to do and dieInto the valley of DeathRode the Six Hundred

I am Spartacus wrote:If Butcher does play in place of Mellis does anyone know where I can get a swift 14 double vodkas in between announcement of the team and kick off?

I think there's a Tesco nearby. Team news on t'radio in t'car. Butchers in.Sprint over to Tesco.Purchase 70cl Smurfnoff finest.Down in one.Next 5-6 hours are a blur and you wonder why you are in a local Coventry park at 11pm minus your trousers.

Problem solved

Its not Tesco, its Sainbury's. I was talking to Akinde in car park there other week

Ok swap Tesco for Sainsburys (a little more expensive admittedly but hey ho) the rest's the same although I forgot to say that at 11pm with no trousers one also oddly had a 500g tub of Flora in a bag on the park bench you are sat on with some half eaten Brussel Sprouts.

Theirs not to reason whyTheirs but to do and dieInto the valley of DeathRode the Six Hundred

I am Spartacus wrote:If Butcher does play in place of Mellis does anyone know where I can get a swift 14 double vodkas in between announcement of the team and kick off?

I think there's a Tesco nearby. Team news on t'radio in t'car. Butchers in.Sprint over to Tesco.Purchase 70cl Smurfnoff finest.Down in one.Next 5-6 hours are a blur and you wonder why you are in a local Coventry park at 11pm minus your trousers.

Problem solved

Its not Tesco, its Sainbury's. I was talking to Akinde in car park there other week

Thanks for the advice I will follow it, ensuring that I wear my newest ‘apple catchers’.

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