CHICAGO - During a week of reprimanding white Christians that pray for President Barack Obama to die, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan also said hed been abducted by a spaceship.

On Wednesday, after admonishing white people that want to assassinate President Barack Obama, Minister Farrakhan, accompanied by several intimidating black men in suits and sunglasses, traveled in a limousine to Walmart where the group dined on Subway sandwiches and discussed Minister Farrakhans Fez hat. After dinner Minister Farrakhan spoke to black Walmart employees about their eventual demise at the hands of white Christians. He let several people touch his Fez hat before he and the intimidating men walked across the street to a 7-Eleven where Minister Farrakhan purchased a Slurpee.

A woman who says she was once a close confidante of Farrakhans spoke to the Daily Rash on condition of anonymity.

I know some folks who saw him get abducted that first time. They said it was a big UFO and it had a lot of lights. Some say it made a loud noise that sounded like a foghorn.

But what Ive heard is this last time he was abducted the UFO was shaped like a matzo ball.

this man is a nut case, made famous by the MSM. As nutty as those that killed themselves because of the HallBOP comet or whatever the name of that group of people were named....a cult...If this guy was white, he’d be treated the same.....a cult nutcase belief in flying saucers and the mother ship with the magical number of 19. Yep, he’s smart, lets follow him....PT Barnum said it best, a sucker is born every minute...He had Louis in mind when he said that....

A woman who says she was once a close confidante of Farrakhan's spoke... "I know some folks who saw him get abducted that first time. They said it was a big UFO and it had a lot of lights. Some say it made a loud noise that sounded like a foghorn. But what I've heard is... this last time he was abducted the UFO was shaped like a matzo ball."

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