Tuesday, April 26, 2011

You troop blithely down the SECRET PASSAGE and down the SECRET STAIRS it contains. You may or may not have fallen down STAIRS several times due to your high degree of INEBRIATION and the accompanying INEBRIATED HAZE. No one can say....

You emerge into a LARGE UNDERGROUND CAVE. There are several BARRELS OF RUM on the LEDGE where you are, and a PATH leads down to a DOCK, where several PIRATES lurk. Their SHIP, adorned with their INSIGNIA (a SKULL on a CLOCK), is docked nearby.

There may or may not also be a PINK ELEPHANT offering you TEA. That... is probably just a hallucination. The TEA smells delicious, though.