Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Christmas Musical and Radio Show

My daughter Patricia is performing tonight in her Second Grade class tonight. Patricia doesn’t know I will be there.. Her mother doesn’t want me there. But it’s not too often that a father sees her child perform in a school musical recital. Her school is pretty big and I have a disguise so I am confident I will not be spotted by her mother. Below is a picture of the disguise:

This should relieve any suspicion that Patricia's mother might have over my being at the concert.

I also got a gold band on my left hand to let others think I am married. I will be able to enjoy the concert without being bugged by Patricia’s mother because this disguise is foolproof.

Her class is scheduled to take stage at 7:30 and be on stage until 7:55. This will give me plenty of time to drive to Baltimore and find a place with Wi-fi so I can host my show tonight. Below is a description of tonight’s show:

A Presidential candidate is only as good as the advice he or she gives. Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will give advice on live, life, finances, as well on subjects he knows. Call 347-945-7487 during the show and ask Ahmnodt any question you may have.

I will be giving advice on love, finances, cooking, fashion, and anything else you need advice on in your life.

About

Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.

In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.

The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)

If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.