The only real way to pull this off would be to have an amaaaaazingly ass-kissing call, followed by a polite request..."Howard, can I plug the website for my small business?"

Any attempt at shouting the name of the site at the end of a less-than-ass-kissing-call will be immediately dumped. And be forewarned that once the first call happens, Dawgs will be subject to automatic dump in any scenario (Howard will be tipped off by the shithead staffers who monitor this place), so MAKE THE FIRST ONE COUNT!

The only real way to pull this off would be to have an amaaaaazingly ass-kissing call, followed by a polite request..."Howard, can I plug the website for my small business?"

Any attempt at shouting the name of the site at the end of a less-than-ass-kissing-call will be immediately dumped. And be forewarned that once the first call happens, Dawgs will be subject to automatic dump in any scenario (Howard will be tipped off by the shithead staffers who monitor this place), so MAKE THE FIRST ONE COUNT!

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Good points.

As brought up by illinifan in another thread.. one good way to get on is to say you saw something great about Beth in the news.