Thursday, August 16, 2007

Every morning he makes scrambled egg whites for The Family Joy and we love that about him.He uses a brand of organic, jumbo, brown eggs from our local farmer’s market that take the idea of a “jumbo egg” to a whole new level.

more than any ethical issue, the thought of 'henitalia' might make me consider not eating eggs any more...nah, they're too yummy. my daughter and i have had egg sandwiches for breakfast for the last 6 days in a row!

Sometimes the eggs from our grocer have really really bumpy shells. Like they are covered in the stucco stuff from my oh-so-chic popcorn ceilings. And I always think, poor poor hen who had to squeeze this sandpaper egg out her girl bits (this is what a punphobe call the hentalia)!

You are soooooooo funny. And obviously: drunk on gin from the minibar. Have a macadamia nut and soak up some of that liquor.

LMAO. We think alike. My friend, Beth wrote a hysterically funny entry once with a whole bunch of vagina names, some I'd never even heard, that made me laugh until I cried. Enjoy! http://www.acid-indignation.com/2007/02/is-your-betty-ready.html Maybe it will help you with more hen names although, it's kinda rated R. lol.

Bawk Bawk Bawk Bwah Ha!!!! I was laughing so hard I fekkin' SNORTED! lol. I lurrrrve puns! (What was that? Why yes... I have been to the Punitentary. Why do you ask? Oh YES. Quite Punishing! I sued em for false arrest. Got Punative damages!)

I think "henetalia" is perfect. Alghough, according to this http://tinyurl.com/2pfejbs, it is also called a vagina in a hen. What made me laugh about this diagram is how the lower part of the vagina, where there is a connection to the large intestine, is called the "cloaca" which in Spanish means "sewer." Eeewwww!

My friend in Seattle has chickens (in her backyard of her swanky house) and says when the chickens are happy, they lay HUGE eggs and when they are pissed off, they squeak out the little ones. Go figure.