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Things aren’t always what they seem. How can a weak Human Stop a Monster?

“Mr. Uram…these are the video footages of the monster you requested.”

“Thank you Grenila. That will be all.”

“Of course Mr. Uram.”

Mr. Uram was one of the world’s most underestimated millionaires. He had over 500 million dollars in cold hard cash alone, and an unknown amount of money held in storage and in his credit card collection. He manufactured the machinery and the tools necessary for archeology and geology studies, and considering how much even one major archeology project cost, he made a heck of a lot more money than the archeologists themselves. The reason he was underestimated was that he was…unintimidating.

At an astounding 4 feet 1 inch tall, this guy had the face of a clown, appeared to be immature and spoiled, and the cloths he wore were unprofessional. He spent more time out of his office doing golf and tennis than in his business outfits. This was just his cover-up though. Mr. Uram was a cruel and bitter man.

He spends over 2/3rds of his money on projects that most humans would consider inhumane. He’s personally made extinct over 500 different endangered animals just to find the perfect formula…what that formula is, however, is unknown to anyone but himself. His goons obey him without question. His next targeted animal…was the one and only monster, Godzilla.

Dr. Niko T. was in the middle of a study when Godzilla’s massive eye appeared in the window where he was sitting at. Sighing, he went to see what was the matter. Something was sticking on Godzilla’s head, and it was visibly irritating the giant lizard…and when you have an irritated giant lizard, things don’t go well for whatever comes along his path. Godzilla is a fascinating creature, over 50 feet tall and strong enough to defeat an army all by himself. With black skin harder than almost any other skin found in the world, Godzilla could very well be the world’s ultimate creature.

“Elsie, could you please help me get this metal piece of junk off of Godzilla’s head?” Dr. Niko T asked his pretty companion, a redheaded scientist. Godzilla made his roar/screech sound in agreement. Elsie didn’t have to hurry…the huge lizard came to her…by ripping open the roof of the lab. Dr. Niko slapped himself in the face. Godzilla still has yet to understand the importance of roofs…and the very important concept of something called money.

Now seeing what was stuck on the lizard’s head, Elsie gasped in shock. It wasn’t a piece of junk at all. Calling for Niko, he rushed over and discovered what she saw…and boy it wasn’t good. It was an old L45 unit.

L45 units used to be part of a huge project by the US government in order to stop the original Godzilla. These metal devices could attach onto any surface and dig deep into that surface…and that included skin. L45 units adapted to whatever they attached to, to it could stick onto anything from a moving jet, a volcano…or a human. That was why these units became, or at least should’ve been, unobtainable for anyone. Niko himself saw thousands of these units thrown into a huge fiery furnace and burned to rubble. Supposedly, these units were supposed to be programed to stop anything moving and then send electronic signals to the brain of a living thing if it attached to something alive. Niko had never seen this happen, nor did he believe anything could do such a thing…

Mr. Uram received a high-level emergency call from his top employee, Mr. Alder. Alder was a brilliant genius responsible for a number of methods of how to control, manipulate, and convince anyone or anything to do what he wanted. He also was just as bitter a man as Mr. Uram was. Uram’s short chubby body hustled to the lab Mr. Alder was in. One of the old L45 units was activating…and it was moving…

“Well what are you waiting for Alder? Turn on the blasted machine. I’ve always wanted to see whether or not these old contraptions work as well as you say they do.”

With no extra insentive, Alder got a controller that was specifically designed for a specific L45 machine…and this one controller had not been used in years because the machine had fallen into the ocean years ago. Godzilla had been swimming in the ocean, eating a huge amount of fish, when he crashed into the small machine that was just floating around in the ocean. Mr. Uram thought it was some sort of fish that unit had attached to…boy he was wrong.

Activating the machine, a red light the size of an apple appeared on Godzilla’s head. The lizard froze, his eyes unblinking. Dr. Niko and Elsie had never seen the lizard do that before…and what happened next never happened before either. The lizard’s eyes rolled back in his head and the metal was sparking, making sparks fly all over the giant lizard’s head. The 2 scientists jumped out of the way as some of the sparks fizzled past their heads. Godzilla’s eyes then returned to normal, but they were dull…like he was in a trance. His pupils were so big they almost covered his entire eye, and the L45 unit stopped sparking.

Alder was holding the controller and grinned. The image that appeared on the screen showed what the unit had attached to…and it was obvious what it was. Mr. Uram, however, didn’t see it nor did he care. “What a waste of time Alder! If you don’t mind, I will NOT pay you this week. Come call me when you do find something useful and worth my time. I’m a very busy man, and I don’t have the time to worry about a stupid video game!”

In Uram’s eyes, what he saw was a bunch of lines that made absolutely no sense and a bunch of binary numbers. His small frame wobbled to the lab door and he slammed the door so hard the walls cracked around it. Alder sighed and then chuckled.

“Mr. Uram…what a fool. He is right about one thing though…this will just be like a game…except this game has my rules. Time to cause terror. I think a good place to start…muhahaha…I know just the place.” Speaking into the controller, he told in words exactly what he wanted Godzilla to do…and the machine made the lizard obey.

Sparks once again flew all over the place, but the sparks did nothing more than tickle the lizard’s rough skin. The unit was stuck to Godzilla’s forehead and wasn’t coming off…if Niko didn’t figure out how to get this machine off…Godzilla could do anything…and with his size and power, who knows what damage he could cause?…Godzilla had been swimming in the ocean for hours now. He only came up for breath 5 times, his giant nostrils inhaling the air just above the water before going under the water again. Monique wasn’t happy. “Doctor, your pet lizard has finally gone awry.” With her black outfit she normally wore, she looked as serious as ever. Elsie shot her a look, but she knew this French lady was right. Godzilla had gone awry…and it was thanks to that stupid device that the US government should’ve thrown away years ago!

Randy, their hacker, was busy analyzing the frequency of the unit. “Wow Nick (Niko’s nickname)…we got some serious activity going in this thing. Whoever built it sure did know what they were doing…even I can’t get a look to hack into it. However…” The younger man smiled. “No one keeps me out of a machine. I managed to figure out where these signals are coming from, and it looks like our lizard buddy is heading right for it…but there’s a big problem.”

Pointing to his computer, he turned the screen around and showed everyone on board the ship they were using to follow Godzilla as fast as they could. Everyone gasped…Godzilla was heading straight for New York City…and Godzilla was pulling away from the boat. If they didn’t stop him soon, in only 40 minutes Godzilla would reach the city!

“Can’t this stupid boat go any faster?” Niko shouted to no one in particular. He knew Godzilla was a fast swimmer, and there was no way on Earth they could catch Godzilla now…but hopefully they could only be a few minutes behind him. Monique took the ship’s wheel and got everything near the wheel to go as far as it would go in full thrust power. It was a race against time.

Godzilla’s mind was fighting this horrible machine, but constant sound waves coming from the machine were literally driving the lizard’s mind to be insane right now. Every fish swam as far away from the screeching sound waves as possible because it hurt too much, but Godzilla was forced to hear these waves constantly. The more Godzilla tried to think to resist, the more painful and aware he was of the horrible sound. It was too high for human ears to pick up, but it also changed from the insanely high sound into a very very low sound every few seconds. The closest thing that a human would hear would be the highest note on a violin over and over again switching off with the lowest note a tuba can make. Godzilla continued to swim towards New York City, with the boat now a full 2 minutes away…

Alder was laughing to himself…the city that held so many curses in his life, the city that had thrown him to the ground and ruined his life…was going to be thrown into chaos, and if all went well, destroyed into mounds of rubble too. The machine was working perfectly…Godzilla was completely under his control. In just a few minutes, the city that ruined his life would feel the pain of being crushed. His controller saw the brain activity of the giant lizard spike up a few times, only to disappear as Alder turned up the sound. He didn’t care what happened to the lizard’s hearing…it was in his control and that’s all what mattered…

Niko screamed in frustration. The boat was now 3 minutes behind Godzilla, and the city could now be seen! He had personally seen Godzilla’s father destroy countless cities before…he knew full well what a monster the giant lizard could be…this could only end badly. In 3 minutes Godzilla could destroy a large portion of the city! He could only pray something could slow down the big lizard…the boat was going as fast as it could. Niko sighed as he saw Godzilla’s shadow reach the edge of the water and was about to jump out on an unsuspecting city. Meanwhile, Alder was giggling like the madman he was…time to start the fun…speaking into the controller, he ordered Godzilla to jump out of the water and start destroying the buildings nearest to him.

Godzilla was forced to do it…he jumped out of the water, his huge feet crushing the concrete and road pavement below them. People saw the giant reptile and screamed. Who wouldn’t scream if a huge lizard bigger than anything you’ve ever seen suddenly appeared out of the ocean? People ran inside the buildings, seeking shelter. Godzilla’s tail slammed into the nearest building, completely crushing windows and anyone unfortunate enough to be inside where his tail struck. The building barely held…it was hanging on by a series of cords on the other side of the building. If those cords weren’t there…the whole building would’ve come crashing down.

Godzilla’s tail did the same thing to the other building next to him. This building wasn’t so lucky. The shorter building completely collapsed on itself…anyone inside it was either crushed or needed medical attention. Godzilla screeched his roar, sending a clear message to the tiny people below him. Considering his claws on the end of his toes were taller than the humans beneath him, it was no wonder why people screamed at the top of their lungs. Godzilla’s pupils turned tiny as another order issued from the machine, and he started to walk towards 2 specific buildings…the World Trade Towers. (Remember, this show is before 2001…)

Because Godzilla’s sight wasn’t good now that his eyes were changed while receiving countless instructions by Alder, the lizard crashed into a few buildings…but he still kept walking. His large head head-butted the windows and walls of the buildings closest to him, and the shards of glass that flew everywhere didn’t even hurt the tough lizard skin at all. There was something at the next building however that did affect the lizard…

Cassidy Blank was working hard on the windows of a building. She was a deaf woman that had lovely blue eyes and had long Autumn colored hair, a mix of red, orange, and a tiny amount of brown that was her natural hair color. This hair flowed all the way down to the middle of her back, and she was doing this job in order to get enough money to help her parents get the medical bills paid…she was completely unaware that a giant monster had appeared into the city. She was humming a tune that had appeared in her head. Since she had never heard music before, she daydreamed all the time, imagining what sound and music were like…she didn’t look at Godzilla until his giant head was practically about to ram into her building she was working on.

This girl was terrified, but she was so quick witted her body acted before she could fully understand the danger she was in. Her sense of smell was astounding, and her eyesight was also sharp…she could see that the black head had nostrils that were huge, big enough so that if she was lucky, she could jump right inside one of them…she had to wait until his head lowered down.

Godzilla’s eyes were still in their controlled look, and he lowered his head. As soon as his head stopped moving, Cassidy realized she wouldn’t make it. His nostrils were too far downwards…but maybe…she started to pray in her mind, and grabbing everything she could below her and stuffing it in her worker’s box, she managed to close it right as Godzilla’s head made contact with her building. This building had countless windows, and she was incredibly lucky that she had started at the edge of the building…her row of windows was the first thing that Godzilla’s head made contact with.

She couldn’t hear herself shriek as the impact caused her body to topple and fall over the edge of where she hanging from. She had her eyes open the whole time…she saw herself falling headfirst downwards towards the ground below…she was 500 feet above the ground, more than 3 times Godzilla’s height of 160 feet…she had her box in one hand, holding everything she owned and held dear…her scriptures, her family picture, her wallet, a feather duster (her home was incredibly dusty, and with her sharpened sense of smell…), and a bouncy ball that her one and only friend in this world had given to her for her 11th birthday. She was only 17 years old…and she literally saw her life before her eyes as she fell down faster and faster…but something wasn’t right…she saw, from the corner of her eye at the last second, the top of Godzilla’s head. He was going to walk right in her path of the fall! She was going to die quicker than she thought! Closing her eyes, she wrapped the box around her chest and prayed harder than she ever had in her life…and that was quite an accomplishment considering she prayed every day.

The next thing Cassidy felt…was being soaked. She tried to stand up, but her legs hurt so badly she wobbled and sat back down. Opening her eyes, she saw…nothing. Complete darkness surrounded her, but she could feel a warm breeze blowing around her. It was so strong it was swaying her 120-pound body around. Barely having enough strength to stand up, her legs were cut and bruised in over 20 different places…but she was alive. She was standing in some sort of liquid…even standing up it went to her knees. Waving her arms around, she managed to touch something to her left…holding on to it, she grabbed it and held on to it, knowing it probably was her way out…she was unprepared as the wall shook as she touched it…

“What’s this? Godzilla’s brain activity is spiking again? That’s impossible! He’s not thinking…the monitor never lies, he wasn’t thinking. It just spiked all on its own?” Screaming into the controller while turning up the sound again, his controller started to spark and grow warmer. The L45 unit had a major glitch to it…if the animal or person somehow managed to think for a long period of time while the machine was active, the controller and the machine would short circuit itself, and because the circuitry was so complex, it would take months to fix even the most basic short circuit. Basically, when this machine broke, it broke for a LONG time.

Alder was too angry to notice this slight warming up on the controller. He would not have his plans to get revenge on this city ruined by something he had in his hands! Wanting to personally see what was going on, he hacked into New York City’s security system and set some camera’s on Godzilla…and what he saw made him so mad he screamed bloody murder.

Godzilla’s eyes were slowly returning back to normal, and what made Alder so mad was that he saw what was going on…Godzilla’s nose was shivering. His nostrils flared up and down a couple of times, and while the monster stopped moving, the citizens were still blind with terror, not caring that the monster stopped. Meanwhile, Cassidy tried to move along the wall she was touching…but she was heading the wrong way. Instead of moving closer to his nostrils, she went farther back. She shook her head, trying to shake off the wet liquid from her hair. Her hair was mostly dry though, and as her hair fanned out, it tickled the wall further. Having cold hands touching the nose membrane was one thing…but having a long haired girl’s hair sway right on the nose membrane? …The walls shook harder, and even though the girl couldn’t hear a thing, she could definitely feel the vibrations of the walls and the ‘ground’ below her.

Godzilla’s nostrils were flaring more, going in and out faster. A red tinge appeared right in the middle of Godzilla’s nose and his nostrils were flaring up so much they seemed to change shape a little…going from a curved shape to almost a full circle. Cassidy turned around, making her hair sway all over the membrane again. She was so far inside Godzilla’s nostril that she was literally only about 15 feet from falling into a nasal cavity that was huge…let’s just say that if she fell inside it, it would hurt her already hurt body…a lot. Cassidy felt air rush towards her face, and she figured that if that was where the air was coming from, that should be where she should go. Too bad each blast of air rushing at her face also caused her hair to blow all over the place…and considering that she was still holding onto the ‘wall’, each time her hair spread out against the air it tickled Godzilla’s nose more.

Cassidy was shocked as the wall she was holding onto started to become wet. Matter of fact, everywhere around her started to be wetter. The ground below her feet had the liquid level rise. She started to let go of the wall and try to move, but the liquid had her trapped. She was stuck along the wall she was holding onto, and she screamed, twisting and turning, trying to shake herself free…and that’s when her eyes grew wider. Every jerk and twist she made caused her hair to tickle the nasal membrane further and further…

Godzilla’s whole nose now was quivering. His nostrils were flared up so much the flesh around his nose now was curled up…and considering that lizard skin is really tough, this is incredibly hard to do. “Huuuh…huuuuuuh…”

Alder screeched as the controller he was holding turned from warm to burning hot. Alder watched as the machine got hotter and hotter as the sneeze became closer and closer to being released. Alder knew his plan was ruined…not wanting the whole lab he was in to catch fire as the controller now was smoking black smoke, he made a huge machine slam into the controller, shattering it.

Godzilla’s head was now tilted all the way back. “HUUUH…HUHKCHOO!”

Cassidy felt an instinct to hold her breath…and it was a very good thing she did. A river of mucus flowed from the nasal cavity that she was so close to and shot out of Godzilla’s nose like a rocket. A giant ball of snot fired out of Godzilla’s 2 nostrils, slamming into a building he was close to and completely crushed the whole floor they flew into. The building collapsed…but Godzilla now could think. The machine on the top of his head stopped sending out that horrible noise and Godzilla screeched his roar, scaring the citizens of New York City even more.

Niko and the rest of the crew had arrived just in time for Godzilla’s sneeze. They all were shocked as Godzilla started to claw at his forehead, desperately trying to get the machine out of him. After a few seconds of his sharp claws digging into his forehead (his skin may have been tough, but his claws were too sharp for it to handle) the machine, without any purpose anymore and no longer active, got dislodged.

Niko and his friends cheered as Godzilla seemed to be free from all control. No one noticed a short pudgy billionaire appear out of nowhere and slammed a sledgehammer into one of Godzilla’s claws on his feet, taking a shard of the claw. Meanwhile, Cassidy was still in Godzilla’s nose, but she had been flung to another part of his nostril…she was very lucky. If she was caught in the river of snot and not stuck to the wall, she could very well have been killed. She was still stuck, but in a new place…and she could see outside! Wriggling, her hair now soaken wet and not swaying too much, she managed to fall off a high part of Godzilla’s nostril and slam into the liquid below her. Getting up, she was just thankful to be alive…and then she noticed that her box of precious things was still attached to her arm. The mucus had stuck the box temporarily to her arm…but when Godzilla sneezed the first time, the river of snot damaged the lock the box had, and with this fall, the box opened up.

Cassidy cried in desperation as the picture of her family and her scriptures fell out…she quickly grabbed them, and then lunged for the ball that her friend had given her…but she failed to grab the feather duster…

Now that Godzilla was back to his normal self, he turned and faced Dr. Niko and company, roaring in a happy cry (or at least that’s what they took it as). Having mucus still on his nostrils, he sniffed and then wiped his nose with his large arm…

Cassidy was flown backwards a few feet, feeling the rush of air fly towards her face and the river of liquid below her rush backwards…when she got up, the ground she was standing on was dry…and she looked around and saw that the whole area was pink and red. She finally realized where she was this whole time…she was inside the monster’s nose, and she must’ve caused the giant lizard to sneeze!

She gasped (even though she couldn’t hear herself do so) in horror as she remembered what was in her box of precious things. She recalled that the feather duster had been in there, and when the snot was sucked back inside the naval cavity…

As soon as she put these pieces together, Godzilla froze. The feather duster may have been wet with snot, but feathers would still be feathers. The whole entire feather duster was sucked inside his nasal cavity, and Godzilla felt every feather and speck of dust the duster had sucked up over the 2 years Cassidy had owned that feather duster…2 years in a dusty house…

Godzilla’s nose became red once again, and Cassidy saw the nostrils flare up suddenly. She saw what appeared to her be a cave entrance become twice as wide and twice as tall as it was just a split second ago. She couldn’t run thanks to her legs being hurt so badly, but she walked as fast as she could, dropping the precious things she had in her arms in order to try and save her life…well, she threw the wet photo of her family in her pocket, THEN she walked out of the nostril.

As she was outside of the nostril, she couldn’t help but look at how interesting the nostrils were flaring up. She giggled as she stepped on the tough skin. How different one step could feel to a person than their last step…and then she felt the vibrations. She looked behind her and saw the nostril that she had come from have a rush of snot come streaming towards her. The snot tried to flush out the feather duster, but it was stuck in his nasal cavity, right below the nostril opening to the nasal cavity. It swayed as the snot pushed it, but this just caused the feathers to sway to the even more sensitive nasal cavity wall while the dust flowed from the snot into the nostril.

Cassidy began to move upwards. Every step hurt, but the slope of the nose wasn’t too bad…especially when Godzilla did most of the work for her. His nose scrunched up continually, making the distance she had to go way shorter. She traveled along the ripples of tough skin all the way as far as his scrunches were…and scrunches were all over his nose. She managed to get halfway up his nose before she felt Godzilla’s head tilt back. She laid as flat as she could on the nose, feeling the vibration of the mucus beneath her.

“HUH…HUUUUH…”

He tilted his head back so much Cassidy had to let go. She landed right in-between his eyes (his head was so huge that there was about 30 feet between his eyes). She hanged onto the skin in-between his eyes as tight as she could…

“HUUUH” His nostrils flared up more, his hitching breath tickling them as the sneeze threatened to explode in a messy situation yet again. The skin around his nostrils turned red and some snot escaped his nostrils just before he let loose his final hitched breath.

“HUUUUUUUH…HUUUKTSCHOOOO! HUUUHCHOOOO! Sniff...HUUUUUKKSCHOO!”

Each sneeze sent a blast of snot the size of a car hurtling towards the unfortunate buildings around him…all three got destroyed. Sniffling, the feather duster and the girl that had irritated his nose was finally out of his nostrils…but where was she? Dr. Niko hollered to Godzilla to come to him, and Godzilla obeyed. The teenager was still hanging on for dear life in-between his eyes. Her strength finally failed her. She collapsed on top of Godzilla’s nose and started to roll down, her hair luckily was still wet, so it didn’t cause much more than a small tickle and a couple of twitches from Godzilla’s huge nose. Lifting up a huge hand, he managed to pick off the girl and gently put her down on the pavement…away from where he had crushed the pavement. Elsie checked her pulse and figured out she was still alive. Dr. Niko wondered who this girl was, but he couldn’t thank her enough. She had been the reason why New York City was still standing…and all because she made the biggest lizard in the world sneeze.

Meanwhile, Mr. Uram was just about ready. He had waited his whole life to do this...perfecting his formula...all what he needed was the DNA of Godzilla and he had obtained it today. Now the question was...would it work? Sticking the shard of Godzilla's 'toenail' into the formula, he waited for the reaction to take place...

I'll admit, this one was fun to write (it scared me to write some of it XD...heights and my minor germophobia kicked in a little...shudder...) Anyway, hope you guys liked this! (This is what the guy who requested this showed me...he actually sneezes in a later episode, but...I can't remember nor can I find it again ^^; )

Godzilla The Series - Episode 1 (2/2) Part 1 is where I found the best video. Whether you guys want to picture this Godzilla or the original movie Godzilla, it doesn’t matter which…but I got to admit, I think this video was pretty good…the person who requested this was right, these are big nostrils XD. I personally like 2:20, 3:16 (if you pause it right around here, you get a good pic of his nose…it’s the best one I could find in this animated series. The skin’s just so dark it is hard to tell ^^;.) And 6:25-6:50 is hilarious (I love that robot ^^…and I think that scientist who made the robot suffers from allergies throughout at least this episode for an unknown reason…)