“With 506 F-words in its two-hour, 59-minute running time, The Wolf of Wall Street uses the profanity approximately 2.81 times a minute and now holds the record for the most swear words ever to be said in a movie.”

Yeah, we lost, but we had a pretty good season. People predicted we’d barely make the playoffs, much less win the Pacific title and advance to the second round of the post season. OKC’s a great team, and they played their hearts out. They deserved the win. Win some, lose some. Despite the new coach, new players, trade rumors and drama, we had a great run this year. Hope everyone’s ready for us next season.

Nightly Notables: Drew set a career high in playoff points tonight with 27 and Kobe was just Kobe with a cool 38 points on 15 of 29 shooting (the 83rd 30+ point playoff game of his career). Pau chimed in with 13 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists and Jordan Hill had 6 points and 10 rebounds in 20 minutes of play.

The Lakers match up well against the Denver Nuggets and go up 2-0 in the first round of the NBA Playoffs. 2 down, 14 to go…

I take Qualudes 10-15 times a day for my “back pain”, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine… Well, because it’s awesome - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)