"If you leave here with the word DUTY implanted in your mind; if you leave here with the word HONOR carved in your soul; if you leave here with love of COUNTRY stamped on your heart, then you will be a twenty-first century leader worthy...of the great privilege and honor...of leading...the sons and daughters of America and Snoop Nye the Slam Guy" - General H. Norman Schwarzkopf

on a final note, i dont know why i find this site emotionally moving. I am sure that bill, snoop, and slam have never met before, but here, they are best friends. its digital, imaginary friendship at its best. i know if i had the choice, the characters in this scene would be the ones defending our country from the rest of the world.

You people and your inability to accept that this YTMND is crap, and therefore all grab your buddies from the "LETS RUIN YTMND TOGETHER!" crew and bash anybody who isn't afraid to fight the crappy YTMND's your little club is flooding the site with.

Obviously there are more people that DON'T agree with you (or it wouldn't have a rating higher than 4.1). Also, you are not the YTMND god so stop putting words in people's mouths, especially when they are of a foul taste.

Nothing new under the sun humba. Besides it made me laugh, and that's what matters. This was never a snobby art site, just a place for people to work hard and make others laugh. And sometimes so-called 'Audio Mess' can be really funny.

A girl from Nigeria was forced to ride on a plane on her way to sexual slavery after her mother was shot and killed by Lohoki drug overlords. She arrived in NYC and her captors were siezed along with a sizable haul of weapons and cocaine. She is now being looked after me by means of the H.E.L.P volunteer society, but I cannot do it alone. I need as many people as possible to send me donations, even as little as $1, so that I may continue to support this brave young sex slave of mine.