Send Help—This Woman Is So Beautiful I Actually Can't Stop Looking at Her Face

I find the former Miss Universe (and girlfriend of Nick Jonas) is so stunning that I at the John Frieda Beach Blonde event when she walked in last night, I turned my head alllllllll the way around as she walked by and questioned whether what I was seeing was a vision conjured by a cold-induced delirium. I became creepy. And, lord help me, I couldn't stop staring. I mean, how are her features this symmetrical? Her eyebrow so perfect? I've been obsessed with her from a far for a while now (see: here and here), but in person, all I could think is that if this were ancient times, I'd just assume she was a god.

So Culpo is my "I find her so pretty it turns me into a creep" celebrity. Who's yours?