by Sir John Hawkins

John Hawkins's book 101 Things All Young Adults Should Know is filled with lessons that newly minted adults need in order to get the most out of life. Gleaned from a lifetime of trial, error, and writing it down, Hawkins provides advice everyone can benefit from in short, digestible chapters.

The energy-efficient bulbs will be given out in recognition of Earth Day, on Thursday. They will be distributed after the night game against the Cleveland Indians, lest they go airborne in still-pristine Target Field.

Let’s see, night game, lots of lights turned on illuminating the field, tons of energy being used to cook the hot dogs, burgers, fries, keep the beer cold. Tons of water used to keep the field green and hose the seats down, not to mention the number of times the toilets will be flushed. But, hey, here’s a climahysteric light bulb for you, little Timmy, on your first trip to the ball park. Yes, we know you wanted a bobble head or a Twins hat. Suck it up, little buddy. It’s a new climate alarmist world.

Meanwhile, the alarmists are blaming man made global warming for making the effects of the volcano in Iceland (don’t ask me to spell it, much less say it) worse over Europe and killing air travel.