...the first things you unpack after selling your house and moving are a flask, stirplate, and starsan. To hell with the clothes, who needs pants anyways!?!

When you buy a new house and your first thought is, "This is a great time to upgrade the brewery too..."

So your housewarming present to yourself is a Sabco.

When you go house shopping the first thing you look for in a new home is where the brewery will go.

The real estate agent my wife and I used is our club president. My new house has a garage to brew in temporarily, space for a shed (Brewery/bar) and a barrel aging room in the basement. Gotta plan for the beer.

When every friend, relative or mere acquaintance you are with says to the bartender before you order your first beer - "He makes his own beer, so don't ask him about the beer and don't expect him to order without asking at least 5 questions about your beer"

When every friend, relative or mere acquaintance you are with says to the bartender before you order your first beer - "He makes his own beer, so don't ask him about the beer and don't expect him to order without asking at least 5 questions about your beer"

Always, they funny thing is, after tasting the beer, you know more about it than the server most of the time.

When every friend, relative or mere acquaintance you are with says to the bartender before you order your first beer - "He makes his own beer, so don't ask him about the beer and don't expect him to order without asking at least 5 questions about your beer"

Always, they funny thing is, after tasting the beer, you know more about it than the server most of the time.

No kidding. I love it when the server describes (for example) any stout that they brew as "kind of like Guinness". I don't find sweet, export, American, RIS as remotely like an Irish stout. Just semantics I guess .