Caroline “Caz” Pal, Poker Player Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

Record-breaking Olympic gold medal haul. Glowing 60 Minutes feature last night. Burgeoning poker game. Hot ass girlfriend with the kind of tattoos that let you know way in advance that she'd be good at certain things.

The above/below photos are of Caroline "Caz" Pal, a Las Vegascocktail waitress and rumored to be Phelps' new girlfriend (she reportedly met the fam over Thanksgiving). Read more about it here. View more pics here.

F*ck that, there is nothing wrong with this girl. Phelps has dedicated his entire life to swimming for the United States. Why can’t the guy let loose and enjoy himself with a smoking hot cocktail waitress? Enjoying your success to the fullest is the best part of the American Dream. He is young,let him make numerous mistakes with scantily clad dimes. Who made you the social police anyways?