Quotes from the Movie Old School

So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

Frank The Tank Ricard

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

Frank The Tank Ricard

All we are is dust in the wind...

Frank The Tank Ricard

Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

Frank The Tank Ricard

Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

Frank The Tank Ricard

Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe we'll hit Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!

Frank The Tank Ricard

You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

Frank The Tank Ricard

What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.

Bernard Beanie Campbell

Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell

I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.

Frank The Tank Ricard

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

Mitch Martin

I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. This is Frank Ricard...

Frank 'The Tank' Ricard

This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.

Mitch Martin

At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?