On Monday, though, the promised battle royal of the fake news correspondents never materialized. What happened? I wanted to see, if not blood, at least some serious noogies!

Nate Corddry and his new boyf Demetri Martin are destined to leave the ancient and decrepit old guard, represented by old fogies like Rob Corddry and Bill O'Reilly, in the dust. Whether by Jell-O® wrestling, a duel to the death with plastic sporks, or a battle of wits, only one of the Corddry brothers can live to see another day.