Fratbags and Collar Pop

In late 2008, we thought we’d successfully beaten back two of the nine douchal signifiers I listed in my book; Hat Tilt and Collar Pop.

Both looked like they had finally bitten the dust as, through negative hott reinforcement, they were driven to the fringe. (Only to be replaced with Orangeness and Ed Hardy, opening two new battles on the front lines, sadly)

Yet here we see Fratbaggery continuing the classic ‘bag trends. While mugging Sophie, the cute coed majoring in Econ.

This is troubling. We have work to do.

Sophie needs our help. And by help I mean mocking the choads. And by needs, I mean more beads in boobs.