GAME OVER

JEMMA KIDD was there to watch her boyfriend, Arthur (Earl of) Mornington play against all of the capital's most eligible and she couldn't prevent her Jack Russell from joining in the fun. "Jemma was sitting in the stands with her little Jack Russell," an observer tells The Daily Telegraph. "Unfortunately, it wasn't on a lead and it ran on the pitch. There was a Tannoy announcement asking the dog's owner to get it off the pitch, but she didn't do anything about it." And things could only get worse. "The chap on the loudspeaker came on again, and said, 'Pitch B has now been soiled. Pitch B has been soiled.' Shortly afterwards, a rather jobsworth official came and told Jemma that he was expelling her pooch from Stamford Bridge, and off she went, tail between her legs." (May 22 2003, AM)