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The adventures of Super-You

Everything you do is epic. When your alarm goes off, you leap out of bed and check your ever-growing stock portfolio. You dash to the shower, where water cries out joyously at the chance to touch your skin. You choose the chicest of your outfits (obv. this one!), put it on, and teleport to your job, where you feed starving children and touch-up the glitter on the horns of elderly unicorns.