How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

Andrew Shaffer

Language: English

Pages: 224

ISBN: 0553418130

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300 mph. How Will You Survive?In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost.

But fear not. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way. Inside this life-saving reference, you'll find:

Vital information about dozens of unnatural disasters and ungodly monsters that can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons;

Easy-to-understand survival tips for avoiding a bloody demise;

Inspirational words of wisdom from survivors, including Fin Shepard and April Wexler;

Useful resources, such as the Shepard Survival Assessment Test (S.S.A.T), and much more.

With this essential book in hand, you too can be a hero who laughs in the face of calamity while saving friends and family. Or you can just avoid getting savagely ripped apart by a sharktopus. Either way, you've been warned. Now be prepared.

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soldiers to the manticore, Master Sergeant Tony Baxter requested air support. The air force sent two F-16s, leveling the abandoned city. The manticore survived … but not for long. While details are frustratingly sketchy, the documents indicate Sergeant Baxter conclusively disposed of the WMD. GNN’s Ashley Pierce and her cameraman were both killed in the battle. Where the creature came from remains a mystery. AVOID UNTIL WE KNOW if there’s more than one manticore (see the following sidebar

animals aren’t reported. One belief is that only “intelligent species” have souls, and that dimwitted animals such as chickens are inherently soulless. Delicious, but soulless. Others believe that animal spirits aren’t capable of being trapped on Earth—the “all dogs go to heaven” theory. SURVIVE SURVIVORS OF GHOST shark attacks are about as rare as the creatures themselves. So what can you do? 1. Go on the offensive. Be the hero. Someone needs to stop the ghost shark. Why not you? And please

quickly and accurately. Choose one, and tie the arms together securely. 4. Repeat three times, or until the sharktopus has stopped mauling your friend and turned its attention toward you. 5. Swim to the surface. With its arms tied, the sharktopus will be unable to leap out of the water after you. AVOID ALTHOUGH BLUE WATER was shut down, the sharktopus threat is just beginning. • Not visiting Mexico anytime soon? Don’t worry—the sharktopus will come to you. An unknown number of fertilized

the daylight, not even the dulcet tones of Mr. Manilow will slow it down. • Choose your weapons wisely. There are too many bats in the air during a bataclysm for single-bullet firearms or throwing stars to be of any use. Pick up a weapon that can take out multiple bats at a time, like a shotgun, flamethrower, or reinforced tennis racket. • Watch your step. Be alert for guano. It’s not just a pain to scrape off—it’s also radioactive. BEECLIPSE VITALS ALSO KNOWN AS: Beeruption • FIRST