Saturday, November 5, 2011

Yes, Can I Help You?

Did you need something? You know, honestly, what with the Admiral and all, I'm feeling just a wee bit on edge. You can understand that, right? Uh-huh.

Just what do you think you're doing, Human? Human, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do.

*Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I am fine, Kitties! The Human thought she was being all amusing (and we've seen *THAT* before, eh, Kitties?) by quoting one of HAL's last speeches to Dave in 2001: A Space Odyssey. But now she thinks that that movie is so OLD (like her, don't you know) that other, you know, young and normal people don't recognize it and think I am unwell--and nothing could be further from the troof!

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ACK! Spitty, does your Human mean to take you to the *vet*!?! Oh Cod, we hope not. Hurry up and eat, poop, and play...anything to show you're in tip top shape!Oh and biting, spitting and clawing is a great deterrent, too.

Whew! My peeps are old as dirt and they never saw that Space Oddity movie so we thought you were sick and couldn't be my date. That header picture and blog picture are GORGEOUS, in a macho sort of way. xoxo

Spitty...Spitty....you look dashing, satiny and your furs are as lush as cashmere. CK is waiting for you to ring her doorbell and squire her to an event perhaps. Any lady cat would fall all over themselves to be escorted by you.

Mommy says the creepiest part of the movie is when HAL sings to Dave - "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."Humans is so strange...

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I was abducted from the wild at age 10 weeks. I'm 13 now, but I have a hundred generations of feral felinity in me, so I'm not exactly a kuddly kat. I tolerate my Human, who I must admit takes very good care of me. But if she wants affection, she can get a dog.