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Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time
DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!
MOM
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end
KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings
BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
DAD
Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut
DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped
DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back
KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew
MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract
FAMILY
O O O O O O

Kim Jong Style! The best K-POP comes from North Korea!
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Oppan Kim Jong style
Kim Jong Style!!
I am kim jeong-un and I'm not here to amuse ya,
No, not kim jeong-il sorry for the confusion.
Everybody thinks South Korea makes the best K-pop.
You know who does a better job? Do you?
I'll give you a guess
It's a country whose number one export is nuclear tests
The national pastime of the people is to be oppressed
Did you guess North Korea congrats cuz you are the best!
You passed the test!
And I'm the leader,
The Great Successor
Who'd have known? Me!
I should have known! Yay!
I'd run for office,
but who'd oppose me?
Any of You? Nay!
How bout you? Nay!
Because just like Thor God of Thunder my Father chose chose chose chose me
KPOP Kim Jong Style!
Kim Jong Style!!
Walk-walk-walk-walk Walking Kim Jong Style
Let's chill for a while
Back to work!
Hey check out our Navy
Fire Fire Shoot Fire Fire
Wiping out hostiles
And nobody's lazy
Work-work sleep then work, torture!
I think you thought the Kim Jong age was almost done.
But just like Friends or Seinfeld it is only a rerun.
Cuz I'm just like my father and his father Kim Il Sung,
'cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one!
I got awesome hair
My daddy willed it to me because I'm his awesome heir
You should come to North Korea because we have awesome air
It's the only thing we have to eat because the food is scarce
Check in on Foursquare
I'm like the Beatles
I make the people
Cry and scream (yay)
See what I mean? (whew)
I go swimmin,
I pick up women
Take off your clothes (okay)
Suck on my toes (Who, me?)
I am Kim Jong Un and I will never be depose-pose-pose-posed !!!
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Throw-ow-ow-ow them on the pile.
Without trial.
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Eminem Rihanna PARODY Love the way you lie: Key of Awesome #27!
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Just gonna ride past you on my bike
That's allright because I'm not sure who I like
Why did you give me an Indian burn
I told the Principal because it really hurt
You're such a stupid jerk
I can't tell her that I like her I can only shoot her with a spitball
She should know it means the same thing after all
I threw glue at her just to get a reaction
She was a distraction from addition and fractions
Drew a you a picture of her cus I thought she was neat
We've always been close 'cause we have assigned seats
I'll never forget when I passed her that note
She checked the box yes and that's all that she wrote
From then it was great and we had a play date
We played House and she made me a fake play dough steak
The next day I saw something that I'll never forget
She was playing and laying with Kyle in the ball pit
I started to cry and lay down on the floor I said
you're a fartface I don't like you no more
I want you out of my heart but you're stuck like a splinter
Goodbye, my mom's calling me for dinner
You said mean things and you ran away
That's okay it must've been opposite day
You stole my heart and you stole my bike
That's allright because I love the way you like
I love the way you like
Now, I apologize for wiping boogers on your jacket and backpack
I wish that I didn't I wish that I could back track
To the day before they made me sit in the corner
This feels like a third grade restraining order
I knew that I loved you at first but I fought it
My heart was a kickball then you suddenly caught it
I'm sorry but there's something I must confess
It was me who ripped off your Nintendo DS
I felt bad and returned it while you were busy nappin'
We're together again it's just like it never happened
I dressed up like Weasly and you were Hermoine
You said you had spells that could make me less whiny
You colored inside of the lines of my heart
Cause you opened me up and then you cut a fart in my heart
I'm so bored with this game that we're playin
I guess that's why they call em bored games
Well I am rubber and you are glue
Words bounce off of me and then stick on to you
Did you just call me a doo doo pie
That's all right. I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?

Justin Bieber! He's gonna rock your body...if he's not grounded.
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Lyrics:
Allright lets do this yall
Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.
Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.
Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces
Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.
I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.
Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.
Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.
Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?
I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.
Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.
Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.
I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.
The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.
When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.
Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded
JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)
DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong
JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you.
DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy
JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.
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Shakira finally uncovers the truth about her weird relationship with Rihanna, and her weird singing voice.
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I sing like a goat
the frog in my throat
has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way
I set up a bed
down by the steps
So when I run down stairs, I don't crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
but I can not leave because
I'm waiting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?
This is our girls night
I sent her an evite
To have a slumber party party at my house.
Ohhh I'm very frio
I keep forgetting to put clothes on
Rock n' roll
guitar solo
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
he put a curse on me now I must live in this big house alone
(texting on phone)
Hey Rihanna Where the hell are ya?
Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you
[Rihanna enters ready for girls night]
RIHANNA
Sorry I'm late
I was harrassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don't know why you need all this space
We're smoking in bed
Bitchin' bout men
Our asses look great
but we can't find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got Issues with my dad
and it makes me date such assholes
SHAKIRA
Oh not again
Lets play a board game
Like Scatigories
and I will make us nachos nachos..
Where'd she go?
Oh Rihanna I think I lost ya
RIHANNA
I took a wrong turn at the bathroom
Hey Shakira I cannot hear ya
SHAKIRA
Just stay put my butt will find your butt.
Communicate with me
With ass telepathy
SHAKIRA AND RIHANNA
Now we're
Dry humping the dry wall
RIHANNA
Why can't I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown?
SHAKIRA
You keep forgetting he's an assclown
RIHANNA
I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes and french kiss a frog for that boy
SHAKIRA
Really?
RIHANNA
I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic
SHAKIRA
But he battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution a man substitution
Have you met my friend the bullfrog
Just reach down and kiss him
He'll become a prince and
He won't treat you like a lap dog
(The evil frog jumps from Shakira's throat into Rihanna's throat and now she sounds like Shakira)
RIHANNA
Oh oh oh no
SHAKIRA
(now with an operatic or musical theater voice)
Ha ha ha ha
Now the evil frog has cursed you
RIHANNA
What is that noise?
SHAKIRA
That's your new voice
And I sound the way I used to sound.
RIHANNA
How do I stop this hell
this vocal prison cell
SHAKIRA
You have to pass the curse to someone else.
Well this is goodbye
my hips don't lie
RIHANNA
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews

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CARLY
We met last night at the club
You told me you were in love
Came home and smushed in the tub
And now you're in my yard
Woke up and saw you were gone
Your running across my lawn
without your pants or shoes on
Here comes my St. Bernard
Vodka was flowin'
Butt cleavage was showin'
Your mind I was blowin'
Man we were so freaking wasted
Tag, you're my boyfriend. My name is Carly
But all my doctors, just call me "crazy"
I made you poptarts with extra gravy
But I'm a call girl, you have to pay me!
Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazy
Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
And all the other boys try to taaaaaze me
The doors are locked now. You can't escape me.
C'mon lets do sex again
I want to be more than friends
Look how far my legs can bend
DOUG
I'm sorry I can't stay
Look I don't mean to be rude
But, I don't think that we screwed
CARLY
I've got the pictures to prove it
Hey don't look away
You're my one and only
That's what my dog told me
But, don't think you own me
Now lets sacrifice some chickens
I've got some hand cuffs
Feel free to spank me
But here's the safe word
It's "call me maybe"
CARLY
Hey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me
DOUG
They don't look like they're really playing
CARLY
Crap that's my husband he's in the navy
He's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy.
HUSBAND
I'm gonna kill you cus that's my "laaaady"
What's going on here?
CARLY
He tried to rape me
HUSBAND
When people try to rape "my wife" it makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad
I'm gonna kick your ass
Come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real man
So call me maybe

Katy Perry California Gurls PARODY! Key of Awesome #22!
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SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
KATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
California girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
DOG
OWOWOWOWOW
California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
Once you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips
Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California
But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
KATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
OW OW OW OW AGHH
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW

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The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011
LYRICS
It's my money gonna spend it on gum
It's my career I can do a shark jump
It's my jaw and I can wire it shut
I can read gersbermps
They're ma ferverite berks
Dead Cats and dirty dishes everywhere
Hands in my pants cus I'm itchy there
I'm just came to shame my mother
Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now
Tryin' to be a poorman's Gaga (GAGA)
Or an Albino Rihanna (EH EH)
Now I'm dating a french guy made outta french fries
Nom nom nom nom nom
I look just like tweety
If he was slutty
Gonna give my Daddy
An achy breaky heart attack
BILLY RAY CYRUS
Sweet Niblets.
MILEY
This is my butt
This is my cooch
And I wont stop
Chewin' my gum
Tryin' extra hard to be edgy
It's my middle finger to Disney
Freaky hand chop
Pepto bismol
This is my musical cry for help
Can't buy a clue with all this wealth
No bones
It's my booty I can put it on stuff
It's my booty I can drag it on the rug
It's my booty I can put it on Doug
I can put it on a Pug or all of the above.
I could try be classy, but what for?
I want to get my face on Mt. Slutmore
Remember only god can judge ya
Unless you're busted, then a judge can judge ya
Tryin' to look sexy but it's just sad
Is this an American Apparel Ad?
I'm not anorexic
Just replaced breakfast with crack.
BILLY RAY
Now Miley is asleep
Nobody make a peep
Ya'll get up on yer feet
I'm gonna show you a cool dance
Everybody clap
Take two steps back
I'll just latch on
To her hit song
My wife gave birth to a cash machine
Sometimes she lets me be in her movies
MILEY
Get out daddy or else I'm gonna pound you
BILLY RAY
Don'tcha sass me I can still ground you
For gettin' that dumb Sharon Stone hairdo
I heard you were dating a french dude
Where is he?
MILEY
Stop Daddy!
BILLY RAY
I kill you bastard!
MILEY
Stop Daddy!
BILLY RAY
Die!
MILEY
He's my boyfriend I love him!
BILLY RAY
French fry guy!
MILEY
I hate you!
BILLY RAY
USA!...Tasty