BREAKING - DENNIS HOPPER RESURRECTED*************************

After 3 1/2 hours in the LA county morgue, a large stone was rolled away and his body had vanished.

LA county sheriff spokesperson, Linda McGraffen stated, "It's too early to speculate", when asked where Mr. Hopper's body may be. "We think he may have been spotted in Van Nuys, and other reports say he has also been seen near Riverside."

Actor Dennis Hopper, whose recent death came as a shock to many of his fans, is apparently taking on his final role as Jesus of Nazareth and many hope that he will return, like the first messiah, in 50 days to bless the world and show Thomas his wounds.

"You can never be too sure about these things", stated Mr. Hopper's publicist, "in that he might come back and he might not. Hell he could take at least 2000 years to return for all I know."

After 3 1/2 hours in the LA county morgue, a large stone was rolled away and his body had vanished.

LA county sheriff spokesperson, Linda McGraffen stated, "It's too early to speculate", when asked where Mr. Hopper's body may be. "We think he may have been spotted in Van Nuys, and other reports say he has also been seen near Riverside."

Actor Dennis Hopper, whose recent death came as a shock to many of his fans, is apparently taking on his final role as Jesus of Nazareth and many hope that he will return, like the first messiah, in 50 days to bless the world and show Thomas his wounds.

"You can never be too sure about these things", stated Mr. Hopper's publicist, "in that he might come back and he might not. Hell he could take at least 2000 years to return for all I know."