If you’d like to know what happened on tonight’s WWE Raw but don’t want to read star ratings and wordy paragraphs to decipher it, With Leather is here for you. Here’s what happened on the February 10, 2014.

WWE Raw Results:

– The show began with an appearance by guest host Betty White, followed by an in-ring confrontation between Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan and The Authority. The Authority gave Bryan the night off, to the chagrin of the fans.

1. The Wyatt Family defeated Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Rey Mysterio. Bray Wyatt got the win for his team by catching Rey Mysterio mid-run with a Sister Abigail.

2. Fandango defeated Santino Marella. Fandango won with a top rope leg drop.

4. Alberto Del Rio defeated Dolph Ziggler. Del Rio won by pinfall with the Kick That Won Del Rio A Championship Maggle. After the match, Del Rio put an arm bar on Ziggler until Batista made the save. Batista then put Del Rio through a table with a Batista Bomb.

– Lita was announced as the newest inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame.

5. The Usos defeated Ryback and Curtis Axel. The Usos won with a top rope splash. The New Age Outlaws were on commentary during the match, but had to leave quickly when it was over due to diarrhea powder put into their evening tea by Betty White earlier in the show. I swear to God I’m not trying to be funny.

6. US Title Match: Mark Henry defeated Dean Ambrose (c). Henry answered an open challenge from Ambrose. He had the match won with a World’s Strongest Slam, but The Shield interfered, drawing a disqualification. Henry fought them off for a while, but Roman Reigns was able to spear him and take him out. As the Shield was leaving, the Wyatt Family appeared, and the two teams had a tense staredown.

I wonder if Roman Reigns treats Ambrose the same way when he’s parking. Ambrose is all like, “I’m the best at parallel driving” and Reigns is like, “What are you talking about man? What kind of driver do you want to be?”

You know the more I think about it, I think the main reason I’m against the Shield breaking up is because they’re all gonna look absolutely ridiculous once they lose the SWAT team gear and switch back to colorful man-panties