April 11, 2010

I'd tell you I'm not pitching a tremendous baseball boner excited over Toronto's 5-1 start to the season, and Vernon Wells' 1.450 OPS a week into the marathon that is the Major League Baseball season, because I learned a valuable lesson last season (27-14!!!1). But I'd be lying.

Before I go any further, let's take a minute and give thanks to the baseball Gods above for not making us Orioles fans. Always a pleasure, Baltimore.

Five wins in a row out of six to start the campaign. On the road. From a Doc-less rotation. Without, for the most part, the services of Aaron Hill. It's like a fairytale. Throw in four home runs from Alex Gonzalez, half his long ball total of 2009; flawless performances from Shawn Camp, Scott Downs, Dana Eveland, and Kevin Gregg; yeoman's work from Casey Janssen, Shaun Marcum, Ricky Romero and Brian Tallet; and, well, I'm feeling fantastic, without having had anything to drink.

It's early, sure. But it's never too early. Not for visions of grandeur. You know: a Cito sendoff worthy of "The Manager."

Why not us?

Difficult Choices

The sweep aside, it's been a rough weekend. I'm faced with a tough question, the answer to which escapes me. I need your help.

What Vernon Wells inspired sign should I take to Monday's home opener:

2. With his scorching start, and his being a fantastic human being, I'm not sure how anyone could, but what do you think about "Don't Boo Vernon"?

3. Or the Volkswagen inspired "VW: Das Awesome"?

UPDATE: I'm going with "I Believe In Vernon Wells." Why? Because I'm lazy, and the sign's ready to go from last year. It only makes sense. And as much as I too love the "VW: Das Awesome" idea, it's far easier to scribble "Playoffs!!!1" on the back of what I've already got.

@ The1&OnlyBaltimoreFanWhoLivesInToronto: How about "Baltimore: Where you can send your 4th and 5th starters, and de facto "ace," to the mound, get nothing from Vernon Wells, not play Aaron Hill, and still come away with a sweep." Yes. I like that.

@ Anonymous: The Sausage King's numbers are ghastly. It hasn't been pretty, but you're right, he's got the job done and bounced back after blowing game one.

@ Escaped: The game I went to last year accompanied with the sign was not a good one for Vernon. I believe he was 0-for. A HR would be nice.

@ LooshV: Poor Rios is going to hear it tomorrow night. It'll be nothing compared to what Burnett got, but I imagine we'll be hearing lots of "Who Gives A Fuck"'s. And, no, TFC has never gotten off to a good start. As in, it takes them a few games to score a goal, and then grab a win. There's only one Toronto team that gets off to a blazing start: Cito's Toronto Blue Jays.

I am going to laugh hysterically if I here "Who gives a fuck" shouted from various fans during his at bats.

I'm already laughing now!

Man I remember when you could hear Dave Steib cursing with zest from the mound during regular broadcasts,,,,and Chevy making the odd and sometimes funny/awkward comment. Good baseball times those were in Toronto, the broadcasts themselves were not as uptight and certainly less formal. I can remember a time when Chevrier was describing the prize that could be given out to a fan if the Jay at bit hit a Grand Slam, or something to that effect. It was a ghetto blaster and I don't remember the actual company that made it but they none the less referred to it as the "Super Woofer" . He followed that up with a laugh and said "I have a Woofer at home". It got even funnier as both him and Bernie; I think that's who it was, realized that the "Woofer" referred to could have actually meant one of TWO things. Just a candid moment in time inspired by the now immortalized "Who gives a fuck". He's already got his tombstone picked out, I'm sure of it.

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