Sometimes I just can’t with Donald Trump. After Hillary lost, I had really, really hoped that Trump would grow on me. That he would suddenly become presidential. That something, ANYTHING would change.

But alas, it is not meant to be. Because Trump is now throwing a hissy fit because he NEEDS TO KEEP HIS ANDROID SMARTPHONE.

Because God forbid Trump can’t tweet while sitting on the toilet.

The New York Times reports that Trump is worried about becoming isolated and not being able to get in touch with his friends without the use of his beloved smartphone, which he uses to control his Twitter account, blasting out 140-character edicts about the “rigged media” or imploring his followers at 5:30 a.m. to “check out [the] sex tape” of his enemies.

Trump keeping his phone wouldn’t be without precedent. President Obama was allowed to keep his own beloved BlackBerry, albeit with enhanced security measures, when he got to the White House in 2009. “A pretty small group of people,” including senior staffers and personal friends, reportedly had access to the personal phone line.

But the presidency is isolating in many ways, as Trump is quickly finding out. Already, he is dealing with the incredible loss of privacy and restricted freedom of movement that comes with the office. Trump is working with the Secret Service to come to an agreement that will allow him to spend his weekends back at his Trump Tower penthouse in New York, or to retreat to his Bedminster golf club in New Jersey or Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida.