The Black Sheep

Would You Rather: Clemson 2018 Edition

Most people are familiar with the classic game, “Would you rather…?” Where someone comes up with two choices, usually both awful, and makes you decide which you would rather do! Pretty simple, even a Carolina fan could figure it out. Here are some Clemson University specific would you rather type questions to make you cringe.

Would you rather...

Drive in circles around the Pit until you found a spot, and walk to class late.

Ride a BURNING Catbus to class and make it kind of on time #spittinflames.

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather...

Eat the shitty Schilletter salad bar for the rest of the semester.

Get food poisoning from Panda Express in Hendrix from one bowl of their “chicken” and rice.

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather...

Attend one of the million events the Barnes Center is CONSTANTLY emailing about (ex. Bob Ross Painting Night)

Rewatch Clemson losing the National Championship over and over again 🙁

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather...

Be our new QB’s bitch, and do all of Trevor’s homework.

Have to run the hill alongside Death Valley a bunch of times (the one that leads to the R2 parking lot. You know which one).

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather...

Go downtown and spend $100 on shots and drinks for everyone except yourself.

Go streaking down Clemson blvd. and spend the night in Clemson’s jail.

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather..

Attend a Clemson Track and Field Event, and have to shout at the pole vaulters to “WURK THAT POLE, HUNNY” every time the begin.

Perform the National Anthem at a Clemson Basketball game and sing it just as bad as Fergie did… smh.

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather...

Buy all your textbooks at the Hendrix Bookstore and raise your crippling student debt even more than it already is.

Loud/Ugly cry in front of everyone in Cooper because #COLLEGE.

Correct!

Wrong!

-

Would you rather...

Arrive to your final exam in Brackett naked and have to explain why you don’t have clothes to your professor.

Arrive to a meeting, and it just so happens President Jim Clements is there, and your phone goes off with a song that says, “F*** this shit I’m out!”

Whether you answered most of these questions correctly or not, doesn’t matter. As long as you know your Core Clemson University values and have no social life ever, then you should be well off at Clemson. Hopefully, you didn’t select the choices that involved rewatching the loss at the natty. Doesn’t matter which game and to whom… they were both depressing events. Much love for the Clemson Tigers