"Jamspid. Suggest you read it again. Ayla is the main character in a book series titled (in translation) "Earth's Children".Ayla is a turkish female name for "halo around the moon" - hence "Ayla: halo be her name"."

Ayla halo be her name or halo around moon Best Ayla not drop her trousers and knickers in the middle of the Arctic and get frost bite on her bum despite what they say about Global Warming.

An Arctic frozen snotty nose bit diffulcult to wipe away with a hammer and chisel and a pair of pliers and not take the skin off your top lip with it despite the dire consequences of Climate Change.

And Ayla the Earth Brat if you're going to the Frozen Arctic to measure sea ice don't forget to take your school ruler and wrap up warm and don't forget your mittens and your school scarf it's very cold up in the Arctic and watch out because rememberLittle Earth Girls and little Earth Boys may be made from sugar and spice and all things nice but polar bears still like to eat them unless of course "The Great British Spiirit Cooking Bake Off" master chef Marina Abbranovitch and John Pedestra,s brother Tony get first bite.