Substitute my gloom with happinessSubstitute my sickness with healthSubstitute my enemies with real good friendsMorphine & chocolate are my substitute, substitutesMorphine & chocolate can bring me upCan warm my heart whenever I want itAnd every once in a while when I stop and thinkMorphine & chocolate are my substitute, substitutesAnd you can say "hey, we've really come a long way"And you can say "say, it can only be this way"But, you might be careful, it really, it really come a long wayAnd you can say "hey, it can only be this way"But, you might be careful, it really hurts when it's realYou might be careful, it really hurts when it's realYou might be careful, it really hurts when it's realYou'll go down, down, down, oohSet the alarm clock, baby,Don't you miss the sun?I'm feeling really warm hearted babyDon't you know I'm feeling like someoneI'm fearing for my heartMorphine & chocolate could never substitute my art!And that's real love babyAnd that's real love babyAnd that's real love baby