The stormtroopers need your help, badly. The glorious army of the Empire and they’re out there fighting rebels in Tupperware suits. Their aim could use a bit of work too. Blaster shots bouncing all over the insides of ships. It’s just pathetic.

“Support The Troops” shows three cool-looking stormtroopers lined up like dominoes. A donation of just $6 will go towards some desperately needed training and equipment for the Imperial Army and will also get you this sweet little tee in the process. Show the galaxy and your torso that you care.

The Empire wants to get to know you better. You know, learn about your habits, spending, and especially your allegiance. Yes, this is a bit creepy. On the bright side, the Dark Side runs some of the best promotions around.

“QR Trooper” shows a stormtrooper helmet firmly embedded right in the middle of one of those QR bar code things. Scan at your own peril.

These aren’t the dragons we’re looking for. Move along. Wait a minute… Goddammit! Damn those dragons and their mind tricks.

“These Aren’t The Dragons We’re Looking For” mashes together the Dragonborn and Stormtrooper helmet, because hey, why not? Star Wars must be mated with everything. Extend the bloodline. Now, where are those stupid droids at? I’m going to turn them into a pop can or something.

Show some love for your soldiers in white. They’re out there everyday, risking their lives to squash the dirty rebellion in waify, thin armor. These guys really need some better equipment. I mean, one little shot from a blaster knocks ’em right over.

“Support Our Troops” shows an important plea for the Empire soldiers. Maybe we could have an evil pancake breakfast.

The many moods of the Imperial Stormtrooper. The Empire tries to strip away any showing of emotion with those ridiculous helmets but a glimmer still shows through. There are people underneath those tough shells.

This Star Wars t-shirt at 80sTees shows a few of the feelings experienced by the Stormtrooper and how to identify them. From happy to sad and a bunch in between.

You better support your Imperial Soldiers. These guys get up every morning and put on this outrageous armor and patrol the galaxy. All to protect your Dark Side ideals. Sure, you may not agree with everything they do; building Death Stars, blowing up planets, and the like. Just know that it’s for the good of the Empire.

This Support the Troops t-shirt at DonkeyTs pays respects to the Stormtroopers out there fighting in the Star Wars to protect your Dark Side freedoms. Show some love.

When a Stormtrooper dies in battle a sugar skull is constructed in his image and carried into battle. This is to invite the deceased spirit back to the physical world in celebration of his life . . and of course, to watch some Rebel scum get obliterated. The ultimate honor for any Empire soldier.

This awesome Star Wars design at SnorgTees features an ornate sugar skull design in the shape of a Stormtrooper helmet. Now available in three different colors: brown, green, or navy blue.

The Death Star had close to 2 million Imperial personnel aboard at any given time. For the brave crew of the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station this was more than a spaceship the size of a moon that was capable of blowing up peaceful planets. This was a home. The Death Star was fully equipped with shopping centers, parks, schools, and even a post office for the human workers. This was where they lived until that fateful day when the Rebel Alliance found the one weakness in the structure, a thermal exhaust port the size of a stupid womp rat, and you know the rest of the story.

“I Had Friends On That Death Star” features a Stormtrooper helmet with a single tear. In remembrance of the soldiers and crew that gave their lives serving the Empire during the Star Wars.