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April 17, 2008

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(show music plays)
Zach Galifianakis: Hi, my name Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: Welcome to Between Two Ferns.
I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.
Zach Galifianakis: With me today is Timmy Kimbells.
Zach Galifianakis: Jimmy, thank you for joining me here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thanks for having me.
Zach Galifianakis: You're a late night talk show
host. What's it like to be
Zach Galifianakis: in the late night business?
Jimmy Kimmel: I mean, it's great you know.
It's like something I always
Jimmy Kimmel: wanted to do. When I was a
kid, I'd watch Letterman and
Jimmy Kimmel: it's really, like, it's a
dream come true.
Zach Galifianakis: Have you ever farted on a
cocker spaniel?
Jimmy Kimmel: No. No, I can't say that
I have.
Zach Galifianakis: Do you want a beer?
Jimmy Kimmel: Seems like that one
was opened.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thanks.
Zach Galifianakis: Maybe, it'll loosen you
up a little bit.
Jimmy Kimmel: It's nice and warm.
Just the way I like it.
Zach Galifianakis: Bet you can't do that
on your show.
Jimmy Kimmel: Yeah, I could. I mean,
there's no rule against it.
Jimmy Kimmel: I just, it's just not
something I would do.
Zach Galifianakis: You have a girlfriend, Sarah
Silverman. What's that like?
Jimmy Kimmel: People always ask, do you
guys just crack each other up
Jimmy Kimmel: all the time and that
gets tiring.
Zach Galifianakis: You and Sarah, Sarah being a
comedian, do you guys always
Zach Galifianakis: crack each other up at home
and stuff?
Zach Galifianakis: I like to go to Long John
Silver's and be shocked at
Zach Galifianakis: how much the prices are and
then just look at the cashier
Zach Galifianakis: and go only in New York. You
and Sarah could something with that.
Jimmy Kimmel: Well, she doesn't like fish.
Jimmy Kimmel: What?
Zach Galifianakis: I know that that means.
Jimmy Kimmel: What?
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah. That's good man. Men
like fish. The Benaffleck
thing that you did.
Jimmy Kimmel: The what?
Zach Galifianakis: Benaffleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Ben Affleck?
Zach Galifianakis: How close did you get to Ben
Affleck's lips?
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, I got pretty close
to him.
Zach Galifianakis: Did you ever do takes where
you were closer to his lips?
Jimmy Kimmel: Than the ones that were
in the video?
Zach Galifianakis: Yeah, like in rehearsals
and stuff?
Jimmy Kimmel: No.
Zach Galifianakis: You got girl lips.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis: You're welcome.
Zach Galifianakis: We gotta
have, I'm sorry, we gotta
Zach Galifianakis: have a word from our sponsor.
Banana Man: Hi, I'm Barry, from Barry's
Bananas. Bananas so good,
other bananas enjoy them.
Zach Galifianakis: I'm sorry.
Banana Man: Our bananas are so delicious,
I guarantee, you'll peel
them apart.
Zach Galifianakis: Enough! Enough!
Zach Galifianakis: This, this, between two
bananas, but, I
Zach Galifianakis: mean, going on and on about
banana stuff.
Zach Galifianakis: Do you like bananas?
Jimmy Kimmel: Hmmm.
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