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Vanessa Lachey has developed quite an appetite since a baby started to grow inside her uterus, and Us magazine‘s Ariana Finlayson is all over it. Here, Finlayson almost misses the product placement and focuses instead on Mrs. Lachey’s bold decision to pose sans makeup.

I know you took this photo yourself, Vanessa, but you are *sooo* busted.

Finlayson concludes her investigative piece by reminding us that Vanessa ate something last weekend, too.

Actual quote: “White cheddar Pirate’s Booty isn’t the only snack the first-time mom to be has been satisfying her pregnancy cravings with — on Saturday Vanessa chowed down on a double-scoop cone while Nick snacked on both a cone and a cup.”

In entertainment media, only one circumstance justifies leniency on weight gain: pregnancy. But if an expectant mother dares succumb to her cravings in public, that deserves a firm slap on the wrists. After all, the whole time they’re eating for two, Hollywood mothers-to-be need to worry about – nay, prioritize – their post-baby bods. So when Vanessa Lachey made a pit stop at the ice cream shack (which was probably more of a FroYo joint), the paps knew the gossip blogs would lap it up. Imagine their glee when Us magazine did instead!

Nick can eat anything he wants, but Vanessa should be thinking about her "health."