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So, it seems that surviving in Ghana without the luxury of carbohydrate foods is actually possible. Who would have thought?

To say that it was easy would be a lie – not only because we spent the majority of the week with very little energy but because of the sheer inconvenience it caused to have a no carb diet in a country that is so dependent on the food group.

This was especially difficult at lunch times. Our fellow team mates would stroll around the corner to the rice man and tuck in to their fried rice and chicken while myself and Zoe would be roaming the streets looking for something we were actually allowed to eat. The majority of lunch times would consist of meat on a stick and some fruit (followed by a look of utter confusion by any Ghanaian that happened to walked by).

lunch time delights

On a more positive note – being unable to eat carbohydrates meant that we became a lot more adventurous with our meals at home. Our weekly market shop actually had some order to it and we even made a meal plan for the week.

The domestic goat, a common sight in Ghana, is almost un-herd of (yeah, I went there) in the United Kingdom. It’s not totally out the box but it is certainly teetering (oh yeah I’m on form today!) on the edge. They’re in actual fact one of the oldest domesticated animal species and have been used for milk, cheese, meat and skins all over the world. There are over 300 distinct breeds of goat and it is, shockingly, closely related to the sheep; both are members of the Bovidae family.

Seeing these little animals wandering around is a bizarrely enjoyable experience; it’s like the Volkswagen beetle game all over again. Unfortunately, the bleating noise they make is anything other than grating (does that count as a goat pun!? Screw it why not). The goats are free to wander the city in the day and they return home in the night to be fed. You often see them crossing the road and apparently they are the cause of a number of car accidents. Their laissez faire attitude to checking both ways before crossing really gets (…you guessed it) my goat!

A need for horns: goats have no respect for the rules of the road.

They wander freely but the communities operate an informal neighbourhood watch system for ensuring goats are not stolen. If someone who is not known to the community, or not known to have goats, is seen with an animal (usually they operate at night), then community members will approach the goat hustler and question them. The bandits play a dangerous game: if caught they could be taken to the Chief who will force you to pay three times the value of the goat (About £8, I’m not even kid-ding … ZING) and it’s not unlikely that you will not receive some instant justice in the form of bleatings(…) on your way there. There are instances when the goat hustler has attempted to run away and has been lynched by the communities who caught them.

An urban legend is that goats will eat absolutely anything. While this isn’t entirely true, they are browsing animals and you will often see them sticking their heads into all manner of places. This is because goats are a naturally curious animal and use their tongue and upper lip to assess their surroundings. They’re also considered an extremely intelligent animal and are known for their ability to escape from their pens. Once a weakness in their holdings is identified the goats will repeatedly exploit it – they don’t bleat around the bush. (Face palm). This is possibly why Ghanaians seem to have admitted defeat and left them to roam freely, confident of their ability to find their way back home. Incidentally, a group of goats, whilst commonly referred to as a ‘herd,’ can also be called a ‘drove,’ a ‘trip,’ and my personal favourite: a ‘tribe.’