This Whole Malaysia Airlines Search Thing

Ok, so let me talk to you about this. And sure, you can hate me. You can find me appalling. You can tell me I’m a spoiled person living in the first world, and I can’t fight with you on that, because part of me feels bad about this but….

ISNT THIS HORRIBLY EXCITING?

It is a global race for this lost plane. Likelihood that the plane was manually diverted. The Plane LITERALLY vanished. Conspiracy theories involving aliens. No Contact From Passengers. Radical Elevation Changes. NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHAT TO DO OR WHAT HAPPENED

How did this happen?

So, look, if you’ve read my blog before, you know the deal. I have depression and anxiety and panic and blah blah blah, and this is an amazing distraction. Something to really get the blood pumping again. Really get my mind on other things. I love it.

Even comedians, such as Pam Ann are talking about the incident, like this meme posted on her Facebook page:

Again, I know its horrible. And the families of the lost passengers are mourning and are in the worst pain they’ll ever be in…

But isn’t there this weird magic in the air? THE ENTIRE WORLD IS TALKING ABOUT THIS! Granted, it takes a tragedy to get everyone on the same page, but isn’t it kind of cute in a weird way to have everyone ON THE BLOODY FUCKING PLANET on the same page about something

I have my own story that I want to be true. Now listen, this is horribly unlikely and stuff but OMG how exciting would this be???

Ok, here we go:

So yeah there was some kind of terrorist activity. I don’t low who or what. But the fact that the GPS system was manually turned off shows there was probably human intervention. Ok ok, stick with me, so some terrorist group wants to use the plane for some later event and so they want to divert the plane to some deserted island or something.

So they have oxygen with them and put on the masks. They take the plane to 45,000 feet to knock out all the passengers out so they can’t call home.

They then land the plan on some random island or atoll in the pacific somewhere thats unpopulated, assuming to hold the plane there until media blows over and the group can bring more fuel via ship… they were probably unaware that the plane can’t take off without a runway, so now they’re stranded and some crazy-ass LORD OF THE FLIES shit starts going on

So canibalism is going on. Tribes are being formed. Alliances are made. (Oh have I mentioned the terrorists were probably killed and eaten by the passengers at this point. And then 6 months from now ere FINALLY find the remaining surveyors and they’re all “native” and such. Primal and doing what they have to do to stay alive, all Gilligan’s Island style!

Oh man, would be one hell of a story.

Anyway, Im just finding this exciting.

So whats the lesson for today? … there totally isn’t one. Im just having a good time…. OH WAIT! THATS THE LESSON! Ok, so the lesson today is

SOMETIMES WITH PANIC AND DEPRESSION WE NEED TO TURN OUR MINDS OFF IN ORDER TO STAY SANE. LETS TAKE A BREAK. WATCH SOME TRASH TV, GO LOOK UP BIGFOOT VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, OR READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY. LTS HAVE A NIGHT OFF FROM OUR WRAKED BRAINS!