See, I thought it was gonna taste like the residue that's leftover from fresh watermelons, so I was like And then I bought it and found out how sweet it was, so I was like but its still delicious so I was like

Yeah... I don't know what to say about not eating watermelon. You were robbed of a childhood... Never had watermelon at BBQs? Never played in a organized sports as a kid? What is a replacement for watermelon at a BBQ? I don't even know. What are you a canteloupe/honey dew type a dude?