okay clearly you aren't jewish, because that is the hebrew alphabet, and all the letters do correspond with numbers. Yiddish is completely different, it's closer to german than it is to hebrew. This coming from someone who lives in Israel.

Yiddish was a language that basically uses the Hebrew alphabet that was formed by Ashkenazi Jews in Europe. And the fact that Hebrew characters are used as both letters and numbers. My suspicions are arose about this "Jew."