Humor Disclaimer

Humour Disclaimer: Funny or not, some of the above may be intended as humour. No offense is ever intended, but if offended please accept this disclaimer as a blanket apology.

If you remain offended, you’re on your own. Ask your doctor if this humour is right for you. Common side effects include a sudden urge to write a letter to the editor, eye rolling, and the occasional gastric symptoms. If such bad reactions persist, you may have been exposed to HDV, the Humour Deficiency Virus. Please consult a specialist.

We are an equal opportunity and inclusive offender. If Positive Lite has left anyone out, please contact us with a description. No federal stimulus funds were used for this disclaimer.