Tommy Williams: Mars, Venus and a Russia update

1:03 AM,
May 4, 2014

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Tommy Williams

In a parody worthy of The Onion, an online poll suggested citizens of the Ukrainian city of Donetsk would like to secede and join Britain. The city has been the site of conflict between pro-government and pro-Russian groups recently.

Ignoring the Donetsk poll - which showed 61 percent of citizens favored accession to Britain - the European Union, the United States, Ukraine and the Russian Federation reached an agreement last week that "? All illegally armed groups must be disarmed; all illegally seized buildings must be returned to legitimate ...