O.O There should be a dictionary of evilness! That takes every word and puts it into an evil context, or suggests a way to employ the word in an evil way.

For example, a couple of perfectly innocent words made evil by such a dictionary...
love: A tool for the manipulation of others by playing on their emotions.
peace: Easy to destroy with trivial arguments.
flowers: May cause death by extreme allergies.
rain: Causes the demise of countless earthworms.

I vote we start a new evil game. The challenge: make any word evil somehow. Anyone interested?

This club is wicked awesomeness!!! Bubbles wants IN. NOOOOOWWWW!!!!! And she is prepared to take drastic measures to do so your Supreme Overlord-ness-ness! *bows dramatically* btw if I'm not asking too much, I would like to have something to do with all things that go KABOOOOM!!! so to speak:) I like explosions!!! *rubs hands together maniacally and chuckles* (cause cackling isn't ladylike)