Trolls

Breakfast consists of grabbing multiple handfuls of Cap’n Crunch Berries while you do your first scroll through Reddit. Memes are your true sustenance. You refrain from properly hydrating because it makes you think rationally.

I approached five of my writer friends and colleagues with ten of the comments we all get every day and presented them with the unique opportunity to say whatever they wanted in response: no real names, no consequences, no filters allowed. Hilarity ensued.

I am an ugly whore. Or at least that’s the sentiment of the faceless and nameless users who chose to comment on this article believe. “Ugly” is subjective and at best, boring. Why not hideous? Repulsive?