My two favorite goofs in this movie are when they show the title twice, and when the female scientist says that fish with teeth developed approximately 320 years ago. The fact that they didn't even bother fixing those blatant mistakes shows the director just didn't care.

I finally watched this movie in its original form. I was hoping it was more coherent than the edited version here. Some things I noticed:

• the original movie, or at least the version I found (called “Monster Shark”), is only slightly more...watchable? The scenes are not quite as clumsily disjointed as they are in the MST edit
• the music, acting and effects are still terrible
• the original movie has considerable nudity and is more violent—it contains a rather uncomfortable sequence (which is drastically shortened here) in which the woman wearing the short, silk teddy, has that teddy ripped off before she is strangled and put in a bathtub along with her hairdryer to make it look like suicide. Yes, because when I go to see a movie about a killer shark, there had better be lots of human-on-human murdering

It's pretty apparent that this movie has gone out of it's way, to really push the color blue! Pay attention to it and you'll see it, and it's through out the entire movie. What the hell did they do that for!?

Also "average age of cells is eight months" That.... well cells renew over time. Supposedly all of your cells in your body are replaced every seven years. And certain types of cell are replaced very rapidly. Additionally, can't octopi regrow tentacles? and if it's the end of the tentacle, its entirely likely it isn't as old as the creature itself.

Alright, I laughed off all your Hercules movies and took the high road and just overlooked Escape 2000. Colossus and the Headhunters was a sucker punch that can never be forgiven, and I did call for sanctions after Danger! Death Ray, but this one tears it Italy! How much more do you expect us to take?! I say it is time to expel the Italian Ambassador, recall ours from Rome, and immediately sever all diplomatic relations. As part of reparations we will keep the lovely Chef Giada De Laurentiis, give back to you all things Chef Boyardee, and be willing to call it even. Just no more movies!

I remember seeing this "movie" on tv several years ago and being able to say few of the jokes. However I until seeing this movie without some of the editing they did for MST3k broadcast I never understood all the " hanging one out there jokes, and evinrude jokes" not sure I still get the evinrude ones but the others referring to how often the actors, usually the electrican's junk slips out of the cut off shorts they are wearing. They one "shot" they still had in the mst3k broadcast has the actors nuts being covered by the MST3k logo. In the uncensored movie I noticed 3 to 4 times maybe five but its during a fight scene and it could be something else. Someone mentions if this was a light porn film first that the director made into a movie. If so he had a real thing for the men in the movie. There are some sex scenes but honestly it was a bait and tackle shot every 15 minutes. And it's not like it was subtle or could be missed lol they just didn't care. Usually it a boob slip and there were a couple with the skinny chick and the electrician"s assistant's death scene. But it was the causal Italian buffalo shots that made the "uncensored" movie make so many if these jokes click for me.

Shark and octopus? Together in one. Pfft it wouldn't have taken over the ocean it would be hunted to extinction, if if someone wasn't trying to deep fry it, make it soup, or roll it up in rice and seaweed, a group of Asian men with erectile dysfunction would e chasing it down to powder it and snort it in the hopes of a better Viagra drug. It never had a chance.

it is not "cetatous." CRETACEOUS. CRETACEOUS. THERE IS AN "R" IN THERE. ALSO IT IS A PERIOD. NOT AN ERA. THOSE TERMS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE. That whole section drives me crazy. Also, what the hell is up with these scientists?? "We have a recording of the creature and no visual data or any other data to describe this creature." "IT'S A PROTOSHARK/UNDISCOVERED SPECIES." That's a huge leap of faith.

At 33:07, when Stella says "I like the color of your eyes," it's always bothered me that the electrician has the SAME eye color as everyone else on the boat. Sandra, Beery Guy, Stella, the electrician... everybody. It's like saying, "I like that you have hands."

I guess it took a few watchings to realize the stereotype of Americans. How do you show your audience that the Italian blue-eyed actors are "American"? Why of course, have them drink Budweiser from cans 24 hours a day. Ha. I love how they make it more and more blatant. Near the end, the one guy just tells the other "the beers in the cooler", as if he noticed that an American was actually NOT holding a beer and obviously that needed to be rectified asap.

I also love how the girl says "I love the color of your eyes", when EVERY ACTOR in the movie has the same blue eyes. Ha.

This is an episode that I really had never seen until I started trying to track down all the episodes a few years ago. It's absolutely hilarious and was a joy to watch for the first time. Not my top episode, but definitely easy to watch and enjoy.

Just wondering... why is the picture kind of shifting and waving around on the screen like that? Shots in the opening sequences which are normally stationary are kind of weaving and moving around on the screen. Was this shot off of a monitor with a hand-held iPhone cam or something?

The guy that gets bit and ends up writhing in his hospital bed... Mike and the bots say he looks like Rob Reiner. I think he looks just like Brian Posehn, who's been in a zillion things, including The Sarah Silverman Program, but I remember him best as the mail clerk from Just Shoot Me.