A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington, DC. Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter.
They are demanding a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."