She says to her husband “I’m old, fat and ugly. Can’t you give me a compliment?” To this the husband replies “well, at least your sight is working” View Reddit by Bible_Bitchboy – View Source Please follow and like us:

He wakes up one night and opens the closet and he sees himself. Scared, he quickly calls the cops “Police! There’s a burglar in my closet, come quickly!” A police man arrives at the idiots house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps the idiot as hard