we drove past a glittering casino-like building called Nutcracker. Pete got very excited about this.

The room? ground? was shaking. Everything in the china cabinet rattled dangerously. Priceless pottery – why wasn’t it in a museum? I locked the door of the cabinet to try and keep everything safe.

glow-in-the-dark crayons had been approved for use on the face as makeup but the model was not impressed

an evil website that kept re-opening its window. Corresponded with the chatroom that worked on paper – they could see everything I wrote down, and when they did, my words disappeared and I could never get them back.