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[[folder:P]]* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeUPNmbKwQ4 Canon and Gigue in D Major for Three Violins and Bass Continuo]] by Johann Pachelbel ... [[LesserStar not that anyone remembers the Gigue]].** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM "Pachelbel's following me. It sounds paranoid, but he's following you, too..."]] - Yeah, I dare you to listen to that. Not only will you get the Canon in D earwormed, [[PachelbelsCanonProgression but then you'll start hearing it]] ''everywhere''...k* Paffendorf: "Under my skin, there's a fire burning, deep down within there is loooove..."* Music/AmandaPalmer has many of these, but what takes the cake is a later single, "Map of Tasmania". Not only is it delightfully dirty, it also gets caught in your head, thirty seconds in.** ''Coin-operated boy / Sitting on the shelf- He is not a toy''* Music/PanicAtTheDisco:** "But It's Better If You Do"** "I Write Sins Not Tragedies": haven't you people ever heard of / closing the G** D*** door...** "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage." It's a perfect entry into their music, and it's fast and catchy too.** "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off": testosterone boys and harlequin girls...** "Nine in the Afternoon"** "The Ballad of Mona Lisa": woah-oh-oh-oh/Mona Lisa/your guaranteed to run this town...** "Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)": I'm Ready to gooooooo-o-o-o. Woah-o-o-o-o...** "Build God, Then We'll Talk": Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses, it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses...** "London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines": "Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine, make it us, make it hip, make us scene or shrug us off your shoulders don't approve a single words that we wro-o-o-ote~"0

*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxcZlYMFDcc "Just for the record/ the weather today/ is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of A: indifference or B: disinterest/ in what the critics say."]] ** "Hurricane": We are a hurricane, drop our anchors in a sto-o-oorm/They will never be the same, a fire in a flask to keep us wa-a-aarm..." * Music/ThePaperChase:** "Good things die/All the time/God bless your heart/Vengeance is mine/Kiss me like you mean goodbye/Said the spider to the fly/And all those times y'thought that YOU WERE WRONG, YOU WERE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"** [[ParanoiaFuel "It's getting closer/It's right around the corner/Something is coming for me/It's getting closer/It's getting closer to me..."]]* Paperlace might be a one hit wonder, but ''damn, what'' a wonder!** “Daddy was a cop… on the east side of Chicago… back in the U-S-A… back in the bad ol’ days…”* Music/{{Pantera}}: Any of Dimebag Darrell's [[EpicRiff Epic Riffs]] qualify, especially "Cowboys from Hell", "I'm Broken", and "Walk".** "RE! SPECT! WALK! What did you say?!"* Music/{{Paramore}} ''can'' make you sing even if you're not a fan of theirs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63VwWz1ij0 "Ba-dada, ba-dada, dada!"]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH9A6tn_P6g "Ignorance is your new best friend!"]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc "I'm in the business of misery / let's take it from the top..."]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU "They taped over your mouth / Scribbled out the truth with their lies / Your little spies..."]]** "I got a lot to say to you / Yeah, I got a lot to say..."** "Crush crush CRUSH!"** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnkAtWcKYg "How did we get here? / I used to know you so well"]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz6hNDlEEg "That what you get when you let your heart win WHOAAAAA OH OHHHHH!"]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7J_IWUhls "You, are, the only exception. You, are, the only exception."]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFAFAK2afc "EVERYBODY SING, LIKE IT'S THE LAST SONG YOU WILL EVER SING!"]]** Ain't This Fun?* Parov Stelar's "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyE-ppadZ4 The Mojo Radio Gang]]". ** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL6PacOIUf4 Catgroove]]". ** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRtHYiWmsoA Chambermaid Swing]]".** Arab Sheiks on the burning sands, come into their harems and clap their hands* John Parr's "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)".* Pretty much anything by Passion Pit would qualify. Shout outs go to three songs in particular: "Little Secrets" (the children's choir makes it), "Cuddle Fuddle", and "Sleepyhead", ''dear God'', "Sleepyhead".* British musicians Patrick & Eugene are made of earworm:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzCpBoxF2gc "The Birds and the Bees"]] has been used on some commercials** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkcOF_u-Vmc "Don't Stop"]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj1HFfGt0HI "Llama"]] might have you asking "What's your favourite ungulate?" over and over again.* Patrick Stump has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhTYFuRWheU This City]].** Don't forget about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc2vNUDH51U Allie]].* Music/{{Pavement}}: Summer Babe, Cut Your Hair, Embassy Row, Heaven Is A Truck, Spit On A Stranger,Gold Soundz, Here, Range Life, Stereo, Rattled By the Rush, Two States, The Unseen Power of the Picket Fence, and Trigger Cut. The list goes on and on...* PAPAYA's song "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJMKfvUfW_o Pink Dinosaur]]".** Dee-no, di-no, do da do da do, you're a sweet little dinosaur~* Music/{{Peaches}}:** Fuck the pain away! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!** Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard?** The boys wanna be her! The girls wanna be her! I wanna be her, yes I do!* Music/PearlJam:** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1bxH4O0g4Q Even Flow]]". [[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein Even if no one hears the lyrics right.]]** "Jeremy", also counts** "Oh, I, Oh, I'm Still Alive!"** "She lies and she says she's in love with him, can't find a better man!"** "Oh, where, Oh, where can my baby be?"** "Fight to get it back again, yeah, yeah, yeah!"* Music/{{Pendulum}}:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2KC1P9s6-Q Propane Nightmares]]: In a trail of fire I know we will be free again / In the end we will be one / In a trail of fire I'll burn before you bury me / Set your sights for the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!** I'll see you, and raise you [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtD1IpH5a5Q "Hold Your Colour."]] Ahhh, she looked into your eyes / And saw what laid beneath / Don't try to save yourself / ''the circle is complete!''** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM07HYSGVho Ladies and gentlemen. We understand that you. Have come tonight. To bear witness to the sound. Of drum. And. Bass. We regret to announce. That this is not the case. As instead, we come tonight to bring you... the sonic recreation of the end of the world. Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare. To hold. Your. Colour. *after a little...* Okay, fuck it, I lied, it's drum and bass, what you gonna do?]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLQKvIsasL0 "Crush"]] should qualify as one.** Witchcraft, anyone?* Perfume:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgz8k1QgrM "Monochrome Effect"]]. Damn you, ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''!** Speaking of Perfume, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7zhpMbRoUs Edge]]" is prime EarWorm.** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW-n_hlSzWY Take Me Take Me]]" manages to be five minutes of essentially "take me take me" but ''still'' manages to be freakishly catchy.** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuCmjpvXmE Spending All My Time]]" and "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6LFaciNjk Laser Beam]]" are ridiculously catchy as well.* Music/KatyPerry:** "I kissed a girl and I liked it/The taste of her cherry chap-stick/I kissed a girl just to try it/I hope my boyfriend don't mind it/It felt so wrong/It felt so right/Don't mean I'm in love tonight/I kissed a girl and I liked it/I liked it"*** This troper got some extremely weird looks from friends when she was singing it absent-mindedly before Katy Perry was famous. Bad earworm. Bad, bad earworm.** There's also the gamergeek version, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7x_udKxwDc I Tanked A Boss]].** OH! MY! GOD! I work at a store where we have XM Radio blaring all day. I've heard this song more times than I care to remember. Doesn't help that I also hang out at a radio station of all places.** There's a Dark Knight version (can't seem to find a video) that I now sing instead of the actual lyrics, which go "I kissed SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, and I liked it, I hope Harvey Dent don't mind it..."** [[TromboneChild I started making up a version of that song]] to go with Dean and Castiel in Season 4: "I kissed an angel and I liked it/The taste of his holy water chapstick/I kissed an angel and I liked it/I hope my brother don't mind it..." (It doesn't quite fit, but it's still fun to sing.)*** And then there's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=RQ1U5OLKlls this]]: "I tortured souls and I liked it/Their screams of pain and anguish/I tortured souls just to try it/I hope my brother don't mind it..."** Then there's the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1cbQG_bf3U Good News Week version]], which throws in a Pussycat Dolls song and Gabriella Cilmi song for added earwormy goodness.** Cobra Starship recorded a male version. "I kissed a boy, they liked it/Got all the honeys in the club excited..." Incidentally, Hot 'N Cold is terribly catchy, too.** I tend to get addicted to songs- I'll hear it, then I'll play it over and over again, and I listened to 'Hot N Cold' 28 times in one afternoon. Which is a record, even for me.** A good example (albeit, a badly sung one) is " I Killed A Girl" by cloudstrife34 using footage from VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry,** ...Or of course, the version by GT Ninja Squad describing Kira from Manga/DeathNote : "[[http://www.imeem.com/people/7vNPt_w/music/AxuyigcB/light-yagami-i-killed-a-guy-and-i-liked-it/ I killed a guy and I liked it]]/but still this world is rotten/I killed a guy just to try it/ Just hope the cops don't mind it."** I have the album on which this song can be found, and find the next track, "Waking Up in Vegas", to be an even ''bigger'' earworm. Say what you will about the girl - she's good at catchy.*** "Why are these lights so bright?/Did we get hitched last night?/Dressed up like Elvis/Why am I wearing your class ring?"** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDN4jI5vDnY You're so gay, and you don't even like boys]] / [[RuleOfThree No you don't even like/No you don't even like/No you don't even like boys.....]] [[GoshDangItToHeck Darn you]], Kate Perry, darn you...** For added displeasure find the mashup made from Hot 'N Cold with [[Music/{{Metallica}} Enter Sandman]]. Not only is it catchy, it's shockingly danceable.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY Ca-li-for-nia gurls, we're unforgettable, Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top...]]*** Sharm's parody of California Gurls [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX13vYvon6I Icecrown Citadel]] as well.*** Or [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTPqjKk_xCo Equestria Girls!]]** An even better song: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE You! Make! Me!/Feel like I'm livin' a Teen! Age! Dream!/The way you turn me on/]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Can't! Sleep!]]/Let's run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back...** I wanna see your peacock [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar cock cock]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z0JHD_XCeg&ob=av2n your peacock!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlLgvQErn6o Boom boom boom]] even brighter than the moon, moon, moon** Cause baby you're a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw fiiiiiiiiiiirework...]]** Kiss - me - k-k-kiss me. Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison...~ DAMMIT.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A Last Friday night]]. Yeah we danced on tabletops/And we took too many shots/Think we kissed but I forgot.** "The One That Got Away." I mean, really, making out in your Mustang to Music/{{Radiohead}}?** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fko7_SV3Lc This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no!]]** Faaaaalling from cloud niiiiiiinnnne....** Roooooaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr… ** "Baby, do you dare to do this? Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse." Once you hear it, there's no going back!* Nate Perry with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM]]* Pet Shop Boys: * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_K6Yk4-oE Ooh, West End town in a dead end world/The East End boys and the West End girls... bum-bum-bum, badum-badum...]]* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0 "Young Folks"]] by Peter, Bjorn & John. If nothing else, the whistling will stay stuck in your head. Yeah, ''that song''.* Peter, Paul, and Mary: "Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea..."** "If I had a hammer..."* [[http://www.youtube.com/user/smalin#p/u/9/SN10ch3vHvo Minuet in G Major]], attributed to Christian Petzold.* I have seen many folks lamenting the catchy nature of a certain Music/LizPhair song, and having to fight from singing it in public. This song? "Hot White Cum." ''Give it to me/don't give it away...''** "Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?"* [[CoveredUp "Land of a Thousand Dances"]] by Wilson Pickett.** Also the original by Cannibal and the Headhunters.* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZVYOriINwc Caraphernelia]]" by Pierce the Veil.** "What if I can't forget you?! I'll burn your name into my throat; I'll be the fire that'll catch you!!** "So what if I was just a painter, painting houses on the rich blue coast?"** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXUkIfZxyg King For A Day]] is pretty catchy too* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omYKI8RJaIg Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag]]** Proof that even instrumentals qualify.* Music/{{Pink}}:** "Last to Know". Oh Lord, it's coming back into my head right now. "Why was I the last to know / that you weren't coming to my show..."** Iiiiiiiiiii'm coming up! So you better get this party started!** SO WHAT! I AM A ROCK STAR! I GOT MY ROCK MOVES!*** NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAA.** "Crash and Burn"** "Can't take me home to mama / she wouldn't think I'm proper..."** "I'm not here for your entertainment / you don't really wanna mess with me tonight..."** Never win first place/I don't support the team/I can't take direction/And my socks are never clean/Teachers dated me/My parents hated me/I was always in a fight/'cause I can't do nothing right/Every day I fight a war against a mirror/I can't take the person staring back at me/[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaCQOZpqUQ&ob=av3e i'm a hazard to myself!]] ("Don't Let Me Get Me")** Guys, cool it with the Pink songs. Just come on and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVNlG5cZyQ&feature=relmfu RAISE. YOUR. GLASS.]]** Are you a heeaarrrtbreaker?** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocDlOD1Hw9k "Pretty, pretty please..."]]** "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)". If possible, her upcoming album ''The Truth About Love'' will be an hour long ear worm.** "You gotta get up and try, try, try..."** "Just give me a reason, just a little bit's enough..."** So I guess "You Make Me Sick" is a subversion?* Music/PinkFloyd:** "Cymbaline" and "Another Brick in TheWall, Part 2"** MONEY! Get away!** Hahah Charade You Are!** "Comfortably Numb" and "The Trial"** Hey, don't forget Syd! "Bike", "See Emily Play", "Apples and Oranges"...** “All in all you’re just a… ’nother brick in the wall!”* Pink Martini: "[[http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdw7e4jg0 When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother: 'What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?' Here's what she said to me...]]"** Doris Day replies, "Que, Sera, Sera..."** Damnit ''Film/{{Heathers}}''** Forget the American versions. The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnEF9TnK51U Normie Rowe version]] is truly ear-worming.** Hey Eugene, do you remember me?* Music/{{Pitbull}}'s newest single, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If27FnxvjZA Fireball]]. ''Full stop''. I TELL YA BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY, I'M A...''fireball''.** "Tonight, give me everything tonight. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPo5wWmKEaI For all we know, we might get tomorrow"]]** Come to think of it, in his case, it's easier to list what ''isn't'' an Ear Worm.* Music/ThePixies has a few songs that will make you hum them for a couple weeks...** "'''GIGANTIC! GIGANTIC! GIGANTIC''', a big big love!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFXwyi85gMA Curse you, Apple!]]** This monkey's gone to heaven....** GOT ME A MOVIE I WAAANT YOU TO KNOW! SLICIN' UP EYEBALLS, I WAAANT YOU TO KNOW!* Early [[TheNineties 90's]] Japanese band Pizzicato Five:** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPzp1_155aI HORA! Revue Ga Hajimaru! HORA! okurenaide ne!]]"*** An early 90's commercial for cosmetics in The Philippines [[SongAssociation featuring this song]] made it [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff stick on the minds of Filipinos]] during that time period.* Plain White T's:** Hey There Delilah*** Parody "Hey There Cthulhu", by Eben Brooks and Allison Lonsdale. An Ear Worm if ever there was one. . Can be heard [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA here.]] [[CthulhuMythos Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!]]*** A more vulgar parody: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf_3gizO2w Hey There Vagina]]"** "1 thing, 2 do, 3 words, 4 you... I love you"* Plies has a few songs like this:** "BUSSST IIIIIT BABYYYY! Everybody know that's my..."** "I've got a question for the streets: Who Hotter Than Me? Who Hotter Than Me, nigga? Who Hotter Than Me?"** "I've got plenty money!"** "Give Me That Becky!"* P.O.D.: BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not!** "We are we are (we are) the youth of the nation!* ThePointerSisters:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LbvFckptY "I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it!"]]** JUMP! For my love! Jump in! Let me feel your touch! Bonus if Hugh Grant's dancing to it.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-4bxMI0jgM It's totally Automatic, all of my systems are down...downdowndown...]]* Find a song by Music/ThePolice that is NOT an ear worm, and I will pay you.** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFKkuzoawM Every breath you take, every move you make...]]"** Their logic ties me up and rapes me. (De do do do do, de da da da.)*** Don't think you're safe when they stop singing, either. Hello, 37-second looping outro.** ROOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE!** I'll send an SOS to the world, I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle...*** [[BrokenRecord SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS, SENDIN' OUT AN SOS...]]** IIIIII'l be wraaaaped around your finger...I'llll be wraaaaaapped around your finger, whoa-oh...** Every little thing she does is magic, everything she does just turns me on...** The drum intro from "Regatta de Blanc".** "I'm a walking disaster, I'm the Film/DemolitionMan..."** "I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing you!"*** Even worse when it's mashed up with "Regatta de Blanc".** "Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me!"*** "I want, I want my, I want my MTV!"** We are spirits in the material world, us spirits in the material world...* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN3rGIUx2ew LIGHT. AND DAY. IT'S MORE THAN YOU SAY...]]* Pretty much all of Power Quest's album Blood Alliance; special mention goes to Better Days, Only In My Dreams, and Survive.* The Power Station: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf2MNCu5oqM FEEL THE HEAT! Pushing you to decide!]]"* The Presidents of the United States of America: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0JpyH1gC8&feature=related Cleveland Rocks]]** And then there's the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMM6BQPEa3g original]]. And the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyqIP3lQ1vw newer cover.]] And each catchy in its own horrifying way...** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA She's lump, she's lump, she's in my head!]] (not to mention "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWmiO4SavZI He's Gump]], [[ForrestGump he's Gump]], [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic what's with the hair?]]")** "Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.."** "Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it..."* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A "Sing, Sing, Sing"]] by Louis Prima. No words, but a rather catchy bit of big band swing.* {{Music/Prince}}: "Partyman," for starters.* Music/TheProdigy:** I'M THE FIRESTARTER! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw&feature=related TWISTED FIRESTARTER!!]]** "SMACK MY BITCH UP!!"** "Breathe with me!" Don-don-dada-dada-dada-da-da-dada** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfgx0IIwjcU Om namah narayana]]* The Proclaimers:** "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"-->"Oh, I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to end up at your door..."** You can counter this one with the parody by the Complainers. "I could walk 500 miles, but that would make me too damn tired, so I go down and I buy a car so I can drive to the local bar"...** Also by the Proclaimers: "I'm On My Way" from the ''{{Shrek}}'' soundtrack [[OlderThanTheyThink (though actually much older)]].*** For that matter, ''just about anything'' by the Proclaimers.* Music/ProcolHarum's "A Whiter Shade of Pale" is such an ear worm it makes everybody forget the ten brilliant albums they recorded after it!* Propellerheads: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Fgs6Jsm2I "He's got a nice body, he's wearing velvet pants"]]* Eric Prydz: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks "Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeee,]] call on me, call on meeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm the same boy I used to be."* Psy: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 Oppa Gangnam Style!]]** Gentleman.* Psychostick:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOzVccd6mU "This chorus is freakin' catchy.]] You will never be able to get this song out of your head, out of your head, for the rest of your life."** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VL-PtV_44Q I can only count to four, I can only count to four..]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnr72AsgIU What if the world was made of glazed donuts..?]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4 Beer is good! Beer is good! Beer is good! ..And stuff!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKRsMhb2pho This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXUJCrDVzI My car is a PIECE OF S***!!!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3tcQI5EEiA Do you want a taco? DO YOU?! DO YOU?!]]* Public Enemy:** "BASS...How low can you go, Death Row, what a brother know..."** "Lemme hear you say FIGHT THE ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWTE1Uj9Z8c WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME!]]* Public Image Ltd.: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPj-8_wOZcA "ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY! ANGER IS AN ENERGY!"]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BGi8u8BtaA THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG! THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG!]]* Music/PuffyAmiYumi** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2skPcOejbJo Nagisa ni Matsuwaru Et Cetera]] from the Jet-CD album. [[DeaderThanDisco Disco isn't dead]], it's a zombie that just won't die. [[SchmuckBait You may click at your own risk]] (you have been warned!)* Music/PussycatDolls:** "Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, doncha? Yeah, doncha?" For ''starters.''** Oh, they've done worse. Sometimes their latest one will just pop back in and get stuck there again, ''no exposure to the song necessary.''*** You mean they've done a song that gets stuck in your head ''without your hearing it?'' Only composers are supposed to get those!** Jaiiiii Hoooooo... Need I say more?*** [[DoubleEntendre I Hate This Part...]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV_mysS3gPw When I grow up, I wanna be famous...]]** I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe, uh-uh, but you keep fronting me...** "I can't take it any longer.."** I don't need a man to make it happen, I get off being free, I don't need a man to make me feel good, I get off doing my thing, I don't need a ring around my finger, To make me feel complete, So let me break it down, I can get off when you ain't around, Oh!*** Let it go, Let it go, Let it go, Let it go....* Putting on the Ritz: "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits..." and "Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper, trying hard to look like Gary Cooper!" (Has to be Taco.)* Music/PatrickWolf: "My name is Tristan, and I am ALIVE!"* Music/{{PSY}}'s "Gangnam Style" definitely counts for many. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 HEEEEY, SEXY LADY! Whop, whop whop whop - Oppan Gangnam Style!!!]]** While "Gangnam Style" is a ToughActToFollow, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ "Gentleman"]] has a way of embedding itself in your brain after two or three listens.* The Punk Group are a couple of {{Music/Devo}} wannabes who produce meaningless silly music that'll get stuck in your head** [[http://www.thepunkgroup.com/fgob/fgob_Watch.swf "Fat Girls On Bicycles"]]** [[http://www.thepunkgroup.com/fgob/tewr/TightEndSplash.swf "Tight End Wide Receiver"]]

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[[folder:Q]]* “I’m gonna harden my heaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttttttt… I’m gonna swallow my teeeaaarrrrrrrrsssssssss… I’m gonna turn… and… leeeeaaaaaavvvve yoooouuuuuuu heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrre…” Screw you, Quarterflash!* {{Queen}} has a LOT:** Boom, boom, CLAP! Boom, boom, CLAP! "Weeee wiiiilllllll, weeee wiiiilllllll, rock you!" CLAP! "Rock you!" CLAP!** And "Bohemian Rhapsody."*** I was in a line at an amusement park and someone started humming that. It ended with the entire line singing it out loud.*** I once(AnimeBoston '09) heard this song, very softly, on the AnimeBoston background radio that gets drowned out later in the day. I was sitting waiting for the dealer's room to open, and suddenly the people cosplaying Amaterasu and two Time Owl-things sitting waiting also started singing, and I realized I had started to. We ended up singing it until they opened the room ten minutes early out of annoyance. I think it was about a half-hour or so, no less than, though. I kept running into them and sometimes one would be singing.*** I once had the middle part of that song (Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the Fandango) stuck in my head for three days straight.*** I have had it stuck in my head for about a year now. It's an on and off thing. Usually, I have to listen to it like twice a day and I'll get sick of it for that day so I will not think about it. It's almost gone.*** [[http://notalwaysright.com/bohemian-medicine/28199 There are things that just unite us all.]]** I've done my sentence but committed no crime; and bad mistakes: I've made a few and I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through! (and I need to go ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!) Weeee... are the champions, my friend...** And "Killer Queen." Made worse because I ''can't friggin remember the words''.*** How the hell can you forget "Gunpowder and Gelatine, Dynamite with a Laser Beam"?!** And ''Radio Ga Ga''. "All we hear is Radio Ga Ga, Radio Goo Goo, Radio Ga Ga..."** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpy4xNAnWzM BICYCLE BICYCLE BICYCLE/I want to ride my bicycle/I want to ride my bike...]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM Don't stop me ''now''! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball..]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw Caaaaaaaaan anybodyyyyyyy fiiind meeeeee.... somebody toooo loooooove?]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUsOR5rWH8I One man! One goal! One mission!]] (And speaking of songs that [[MisaimedFandom could be accused of fascism]], try:)** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY Heeeere we are! Born to be ki-ings, we're the]] [[Film/{{Highlander}} princes of the universe]]!** [[Film/FlashGordon Flash!]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNf9rEPoc8Q AAAAAAAH! He save every one of us!]]*** Damn it, I hate that song! Now its stuck in my head again!** The bass line from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKdxd718WXg "The Invisible Man"]] '''[[ScareChord (DUN!)]]''' has been rattling around in my head for days.** Don't forget the bass line from "Under Pressure".*** Dum dum dum dadadum dum. SHHH-um dum dum dadadum dum. Plink plonk!*** [[http://tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=25 Not to be confused with the bassline from "Ice Ice Baby"]]. (Does it ''matter?)''** Poom, poom, poom, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4 ''AAAAAAAAH!!!'' You gonna take me home tonight? ''AAAAAAAAH!!!'' Down beside that red firelight!]]** The guitar riff ending ''Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon''** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI I'm knitting with only one needle/Unravelling fast, it's true/I'm driving only three wheels these days/But my dear, how about you?]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wihvdDU7pE I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things...]]** Great King Rat was a dirty old man, and a dirty old man was he... now, what did I tell you? Would you like to ''seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?''** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrelPOP518g This thing... called love. Iii-iii just! I can't HANDLE IT!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU6FWuOO-rA Take me to the room where the black's all white and the white's all black, take me back to the shack!]]** MUSTAPHAAAAAAAA!!!!!! duuun dun dun dun dun dun MUSTA''PHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!''** You should've been sweeping up the Emerald bar!*** This troper ''loves'' that song.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLFZzInXAWI It's a kind of magic Magic, Magic, Magic! (MAGI~~C!)]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uiY-jDkzs TIE YOUR MOTHER DOWN! TIE YOUR MOTHER DOWN!]]** "I want it all/I want it all/I want it all/And I want it '''''now'''''!** "Inside my heart is breaking/My makeup may be flaking/But my smile still stays on..."** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SP2CsHNHd8 So you feel like you ain't nobody/Always wanted to be somebody...]]** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoiV60vqa1w "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! People of the earth! Listen to the warning, the prophet he says..."]]** Crazy little thing called love!** Rio de Janeiro. 1985. Four words, one feeling: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ41ots8lZ8 "LOVE OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFE..."]]*** Rock In Rio 2015 had an entire nation's worth of ads using this song, since Queen was finally returning to Brazil after 30 years.* Music/{{Queensryche}} has a couple. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3QSkux3vcQ "Silent Lucidity"]], "I Don't Believe in love", and "Walk in the Shadows" are the ones that come to mind.** "JET CITY WOOOOMAAAN!"* Music/QueensOfTheStoneAge:** "No One Knows"** "Little Sister", especially the cowbell[[note]]jam block, actually[[/note]] part at the start.** "3's & 7's"** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-90obSa1Az4 "Heeeeeeeling, like fire from above. Keeeeeeeeling, my god is the sun."]]** "I wanna make it, I wanna make it wit chuuuuu!"[[/folder]]

[[folder:R]]* Music/{{Radiohead}}:** I dare you to think of "Optimistic" without singing the opener. You know the one. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lstDdzedgcE Because... you have not been! PAYING ATTENTION! PAYING ATTENTION!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpblnsJEWM I'm a creep/ I'm a weirdooooo]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgE29oRPhrI Airbag]] WILL get you singing "In an interstellar burst..."** "Karma Police, arrest this man!"** "What's Thaaaaaaat? I may be paranoid, but no android!"* Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU Banana Phone!]] It will drive you bananas.* These from Music/RageAgainstTheMachine:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkuOAY-S6OY KILLING IN THE NAME OF!]] That guitar riff is also a TOTAL ear worm*** [[ClusterFBomb FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58-36lSqG4&feature=related RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY! WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS!]] ** "We're the renegades of funk!"** "Lights out! Guerrilla Radio! Turn that shit up!"** "War within a breath! It's land or death!"** "BURN! Yes you're gonna burn!"** "The cost of my desire...SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE!" The opening riffs will stick in your mind for a while** "And it's right outside your door...NOW TESTIFY!"* Rah Rah: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6MJ2OHpGLs "Just another chip, chip, chip off the heart!"]]* If you're okay with music from Brazil, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn1w4gr_V08 Eu Quero Ver o Oco]]" by hardcore band Raimundos manages to be heavy and catchy.* J Ralph - "It's a blindfold kick back type of game called a KANSAS CITY SHUFFLE, where you look left..." and Bruce Willis snaps your neck* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGN_W4VBZFo Rania's]] Dr. Feelgood - "Doctor, doctor, feeeeel good! Come make me feel reaaaal good!" Caution: May cause you to start dancing sexily.* Rancid gives us [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhKHAopx7D0 Time Bomb...]]** "Black coat white shoes black hat cadillac, the boy's a time bo-o-omb!"*** "Destination unknown, Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Soho..."*** "Give 'em the boot, the roots, the radicals..."* By Ram Jam: Who-oa, Black Betty, bambalam, who-oa, Black Betty, bambalam~* Music/{{Rammstein}} have a few, but ''Pussy'' definitely qualifies.-->"You got a pussy! I have a dick-ah!-->So what's the problem? Let's do it quick!-->Take me now before it's too late...life's too short, so I can't wait!-->Take me now, oh don't you see, I can't get laid in Germany!"** DU! DU HAST!** BANG! BANG! FEUER FREI!** "We're all living in America!"** Then there's "Kokain". "Ooo, du bist das schönste Kind... '''von allen!'''"** LINKS ZWO LINKS ZWO LINKS ZWO DREI VIER!* From Music/TheRamones:** "Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go... I wanna be sedated."*** It doesn't help that [[ThreeChordsAndTheTruth it's composed of just a few chords repeated endlessly]].*** Me and my niece absolutely have to sing this song at the top of our lungs every time we hear it. We get funny looks from relatives.** "HEY! HO! Let's go! HEY! HO! Let's go! HEY! HO! Let's go! HEY! HO! Let's go!** "I don't wanna be buried, in a pet sematery! I don't want to live my life again!"** " Hey daddy-O, I don't wanna go DOOOOOOWN TO THIS PLACE!!! ( Dananana dan dan dananana)"** Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a BASEBALL BAT! Oh yah, Oh yah ohohoh!** Rock, rock, rockaway beach, rock, rock, rockaway beach...** Bonzo goes to Bitburg and goes out for a cup of tea, as I watched on TV somehow it really bothered me, drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy...*** [[RefrainFromAssuming My brain is hanging upside down...]]* If you ever wanted to know who actually did "Yakety Sax," or TheBennyHillShow theme, meet [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Boots Randolph]]. You ''have'' been warned. * RascalFlatts' "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R71mctamUY Bob That Head]]." It's a stupid song, but [[{{Twentington}} This Troper]] would easily file it under GuiltyPleasures for its ear-worm status alone.** [[CoveredUp "What hurts the most, is being so close..."]* Ratatat: Loud Pipe, Lex, and Seventeen Years.* Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats' "SOB." Catchy as hell humming and vocalizing throughout the verses and then...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY SON OF A BITCH! GIMME A DRINK! ONE MORE NIGHT! THIS CAN'T BE ME!]]* Ravel's ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8po7FZonP-I Bolero]]'' is ''maddening'' in this way: on one hand it's essentially the same bit being done over and over again for about 15 minutes, but after about 8-10 minutes it's built to an epic and inspiring state of pure aural ''awesome''.* The Swedish group The Real Group has their song ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF6FX0gnrZQ I Sing, You Sing]]''. This one is also an example of a song ''about'' an earworm as the following verse shows:-->''I met a melody today\\It didn't ask if it could stay\\Now it even wants share my bed\\You know at first it was OK\\But as it never goes away\\It drives me insane I almost wish I were dead\\I can't get the melody out of my head''* The Ready Set: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh6Oz-L156c Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh...]]** She's bringing me in, and she's kickin' me out again....* Music/RedHotChiliPeppers:** "Can't Stop". Especially the [[EpicRiff Guitar Riff]] and the Bassline.** "Dream of californication..."** "I like pleasure spiked with pain, and music is my aeroplane, is my aeroplane..."** "California rest in peace, simultaneous release..."** "If you see me getting high, knock me down, I'm not larger than life..."** "Fight like a brave (LIKE A BRAVE)! Don't be a slave (NO SLAVE)!"** "Hey oh, listen what I say-oh..."*** That riff is hypnotic.** "Under the bridge downtown, is where I drew some blood..."** "Give it away, give it away, give it away now!"** "With birds I share this lonely view!"** "By the way, I tried to say, I'd be there..."** "Tell me baby, what's the story..."** "How long, how loooooong, will I slide..." Especially the guitar riff in the chorus sticks.** "Never in the wrong time or wrong place/Desecration is the smile on my face..."** "Heeeey now, we've got to make it rain somehow"* Redlight's appropriately named [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79zNMW4pzbE Get Out My Head]]. It won't.* Reel Big Fish:** "Kiss me ONCE! Kiss me TWICE! Come on, pretty baby, kiss me deadly!"** Also their cover of Take On Me.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPxlenE-kic Don't start a band. Nobody wants to hear, nobody understands. Don't start a band. You will be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned]]** "Sell out with me, oh yeah!"** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4wW9PjDf1s We Hate It When Our]] [[CoveredUp Friends Become Successful.]]* An amazingly infectious pop punk song, Face Down, by the TheRedJumpsuitApparatus: "Do you feel like a man / When you push her around / Do you feel better now? / As she falls to the ground". It's known to leach into your head.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDTpnsHyNnY Is it all in my head, all in my head? These memories gone bad. Don't turn away from your past. Am I the enemy?]] It doesn't help that the music video is pure nightmare fuel.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnocCSz4ds4&list=UUedwWl_3R9I9s2Q3kWmn6WA&index=24&feature=plpp_video You're gonna fall, fall on your face. You're gonna fall, fall from grace...]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Em4fUOrZo I will never let you fall. I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all, even if saving you sends me to heaven.]]* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD5Cu3R3030 Rednex, "Cotton-Eyed Joe."]] "'Fit hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe / I'd been married a long time 'go / Where didja come from, where didja go / Where didja come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe..."** Motherdouchebags! I just got that out of my head.*** Ha. I got a singing birthday card from my uncle, and guess which song played when I opened it? Needless to say, I didn't open that card very often!** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FAFbvZYyvE "Bottleneck Bob is riding fast]] / Wanted by the law for the freight train blast / The sheriff and his men is a big bad mob / But they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob"** If Cotton Eyed Joe makes you barf, I challenge you to listen to Old Pop in an Oak. ''Once.''* Music/{{REM}}:** Stand in the place where you live (now face north), think about direction, wonder why you haven't before... If the song doesn't burn itself into your mind, the dancing in the video will.*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM Spam]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic in my lunchbox at work...]]** It's TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, it's the end of the World as we know it, and I feel fine.** SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS !!!!*** SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS !!!!*** SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS !!!!** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TGtb7QsG9w I AM SUPERMAN, AND I CAN DO ANYTHING!]]** And another from R.E.M.; "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AKycxKtHLo This one goes out to the one I love/This one goes out to the one I've left behind...]]"** That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, I'm [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwUZVkKfE70 losing my religion]]...** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFf7_IKa7k8 Call me when you try to wake her up... call me when you try to wake her up... call me when you try to wake her up...]]** "What's the frequency, Kenneth? Is your Benzedrine, uh-huh?"** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vqgdSsfqPs That's sugarcane that tasted good, that's cinnamon, that's Hollywood...]]** "Hey, hey, alligator! You've got a lot to leeeeeeaaaaaarn!"* Similar to TMBG's ''Fingertips'' songs, the songs on TheResidents' '' Commercial Album'' are pretty catchy, even though they're all one minute long.* Reunion has an ''excellent'' one: "Life is a rock, but the radio rolled me..."* Music/{{Revocation}}:** "YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES! MALICE IS ALL YOU'LL FIND! DEVOID OF SYMPATHY! EXHUMED IDENTITY!"** "MOOOOOTHERRRRR! DON'T YOU CRY TO ME! THE CHILD IS MINE, DON'T TRY TO BEG OR PLEAD! MOOOOOTHERRRRR! YOUR SORROW IS SO SWEEEE-EEET! THIS IS IS YOUR DESTINY!"** "RIPPING RIGHT INTO YOOOOU! RAAAACING THROUGH TO INFIIIINIIIITY! DISASSEMBLE THE AAAAABSOLUUUTE! INTEGRATE WITH VACUITY!"** "THE GRIP TIGHTENS AROUND OUR THROATS! GASPING FOR AIR, AS WE CHOKE! A BARREN FUTURE, WE'VE LOST ALL HOPE! SLOWLY THE GRIP TIGHTENS, AROUND OUR THROOOOATS!"** "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BECOME, WHAT YOU HAVE MADE! I WILL CURSE YOUR NAME TILL MY FINAL DAY! BURYING LOVE IN A FROSTBITTEN GRAVE! UNDYING HATRED, THE GIFT YOU GAVE!"** "BESIEGED BY THE MEDIA BLITZKRIEG, UNDER ATTACK BY HYPERBOLE! WHAT WE'VE SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN, DEMORALIZING OUR SOCIETY!"** "A SYSTEM DESIGNED WITH CONTROLLING INTENT CANNOT BE CHANGED FROM WITHIN! THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE, A COIN WITH ONE SIDE! THE FIX IS IN!"** "Monolithic ignorance! Devoid of intelligence! Devolved comprehension! Reversed progression!"** "Aaaadversaries of Jotunheiiiim! Strike their spears into hearts of iiiice!"* BustaRhymes: Three words: ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAYXRtNxsGA Pass the Courvoisier]]''. "Don't this shit make a n***a wanna ('''JUMP JUMP!!!!''')" The GorgeousPeriodDress and [[NiceHat sweet hats]] in the music video are just gravy at this point.* Lionel Richie: ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1xiFRccd88 "I'm trulyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."]]''** "''Hello!'' Is it me your lookin' fooor?"* Dui mian de nu hai kan guo lai, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgqJTjiKkGk KAN GUO LAAAIIII]] by Richie Jen/Ren* {{Rihanna}}:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T79dkJBCHyM "Umbrella"]]. [[http://rimfrost.deviantart.com/art/McMorbid-Blame-it-on-61501695 "Under my umbrella, ella, ella..."]]*** As if it wasn't bad enough, how about when you live with young girls who only sing ''the same four lines from the chorus'', ''' a dozen times in a row'''?** I see your ella, ella, ella, eh, and raise you a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zdhHLvT7k BUM BUM BEE DUM BUM BUM BEE DUM BUM]].** And I see your Bum bum bee dum bum bum bee dum bum, and raise you a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNLubiWvo Song Pon De Replay]].** And before all that, there was S. O. S. Please. Some. One. Help. Me.*** It's not healthy, for me to hear this song, one more time...*** Uh, didn't Pon De Replay come ''before'' SOS? As in, the one that started it all?** For goodness' sake, guys, stop it. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WAapKx2TvM Just shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive...]]** You can't go wrong with a Tainted Love sample.*** What you CAN go wrong with is the hordes of children [[PopCulturalOsmosis who thought SOS came first.]] *Facepalm*** "Your mind is in Disturbia!"** "Please don't stop the music!"** Rihanna has the infectious hooks down to a science. Listen to a song by Rihanna, and that song will be with you for a while.** Add "Rude Boy" onto the list.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4rh7rJ5zI Te amo, te amo...]]** And with here newest album ''Loud'', she gives us [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa14VNsdSYM Only Girl]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0CGsw6h60k&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL What's My Name]].** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ2nCGawrSY Take a breath, take it deep...]]** The entirety of S&M. NANANA COME ON COME ON COME ON NANANANA COME ON.** We found love in a hopeless place.....We found love in a hopeless place....** He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake...................** "WHERE HAVE TO BEEN ALL MY LI-I-I-I-IFE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LI-I-I-I-IFE." Repeat till your brain melts* "Dejalo" from RiloKiley's fourth album ''Under the Blacklight'' has a noted tendency to get into one's head, despite near-universal agreement that it is by far the worst song on the album.** "I Never" has to count.* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1aXSU7-1J4 Time. Time, Time... TIME! TIME TO UNDER-STAND THE HORROR!!]]* Music/RiversOfNihil:** "BURY ME! SO THAT I MIGHT GROW! FEED ME RAIN! AND LEAVE ME ALONE! BURY ME! AND LEAVE ME ALONE! FEED ME RAIN! SO THAT I MIGHT GROW!"** "YOUNIVERSE! WITHIN ME! SOIL! AND SEED! RADIATE! ENERGY! GIVEN FORM TO INFINITE DIVINITY!"** "DRAG ME BE-LOW THE LIINE OF LIIGHT! TRILLIONS OF POINTS CON-NECT IN-SIIDE!"** "I AM THE SUN! AND I AM THE MOON ONCE TOLD OF! EMPTY MY SKIN, I AM READY! I AM THE SUN! I AM THE MOON! EMPTY YOUR SKIN! I AM READY!"* Robert Randolph and the Family Band: "Disco calypso, it don't matter ... do the jerk until it hurts I'm telling you AIN'T NOTHING WROOOOONG WITH THAT!"* Music/StanRogers: "God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold..."** "Rise again, RIIIISE AGAAAAIIIN..."* Music/RogueTraders: "Voodoo Child". [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrlhLaNClgw&ob=av3e HERE COME THE DRUMS, HERE COME THE DRUMS, BABY BABY BABAYYYYY...]]** You forgot "In Love Again" * Music/TheRollingStones:** They have at least three: "Satisfaction" ("I can't get no! I can't get no! No, no, no"), "Start Me Up" and "She's So Cold".** "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"** "...and I want to paint it black..."** "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."** "Well, his coat is torn and frayed, it's seen much better days..."** "I'll never be your beast of burden..."** "Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!"** "Shadooby! Shattered! Shattered!!"** "You can't always get what you want.."** "War, children-It's just a shot away! It's just a shot away!"** "Brown sugar-how come you dance so good now..."** "Can't you hear me knocking on your window..."** "Wild horses couldn't drag my away..."** "I know it's only rock n' roll, but I like it, yes I do!"** "All I hear is doom and gloom..."* Jenny Rom: So lovely lovely lovely and YOU'RE. MY. MAN. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YksJhv8Fgl4 HEY YOU! NOT YOU! YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER? OH BABY DON'T BE GLOWER!]] Or y'know...ANY song by Jenny Rom...** Waka Laka's a game to play forever, just to be together! (JUST TO BE TOGETHER!)** Ika Uka oka oka ay! Together jambo Kalambo locked in in my head, SING!* Music/RoxyMusic.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXncDDKIeJ4 THERE'S A NEW SENSATION]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEalg62F8Zg Virginia Plain.]] God ''damn''.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKMMTp_qWNY Oh, mother of pearl~, I wouldn't trade you for another girl~]]** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfgU4iQr8PU More than this/No, there's no~thing...]]* [[RickRoss Everyday I'm hustlin']]* Billy Joe Royal: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZhgqCi7q6Y "Down In The Boondocks"]]** "Hush"* Almost anything by Röyksopp. Their latest track, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmcPeuf5aXo "Happy Up Here"]], is especially addictive (and the music video rocks too).** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnMjU8qNi6s HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY...]]* Mekon/Röyksopp's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1C7F6Px25g&fmt=18 Please Stay remix/Don't Go]], sometimes played at TV sporting event football venues.** or mostly anything by Röyksopp for that matter: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4rwMZWATs&fmt=18 Eple]] (which was used as an Apple start up) and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmcPeuf5aXo Happy Up There]]** How about "Remind Me" (curse you Geico!)* The weird thing about getting a {{Rush}} song earwormed in your cranium, it's usually not the lyrics that keep repeating, but rather Alex Lifeson's guitar solos or Neal Peart's entire drumline. Heck, right now, I'm tapping out the bass line to ''Presto.''** "YYZ". Just... "YYZ". All of it.** ''We are the priests[=/=]of the Temples of Syyyrinx''.*** Modern day warrior/Mean, mean stride/Today's Tom Sawyer/Mean, mean pride.*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yxA9vt2-c Cause their marching on/to BASTIIIIII-I-III-IILE DAY! La Guillotine/will claim her bloody/PRIZE!]]*** ''Sailing into destiny[=/=]closer to the heart...''** Also, we have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNkAtgX-HT4 New World Man]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lpVjXwAfm0 Fly By Night]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mwiURyX2B4 Limelight]].** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16IJSD_M3mA The Enemy Within.]] 'Nuff said.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74 Freewill]]. Hearing the chorus has instant ear-worming effects.** "Invisible airwaves crackle with light..."** "Red Barchetta"** No one's mentioned "Time Stand Still" yet? I'm shocked! Shocked, I am!** " All I know is that sometimes, you have to be wary of a miracle too good to be true..."* Kevin Rudolf:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQJiQr7Fgsw Let it Rock]] is horribly, horribly catchy.** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWHH1Updhig I look up to the sky, and all the world is mine, I've known it all my life, I made it, I made it...]]* From Poland: Piotr Rubik, "Niech mowia ze to nie jest milosc". My ex was obsessed with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWmEY2Hjwvs this song]] to the point of playing it pretty much on a loop during a 5-hour car journey. It's ''still'' lodged in my head over a year later, but it is a good song.** There exists a Film/HarryPotter {{Shipping}} fan-vid (to which I have, perhaps mercifully, mislaid the link) that uses this song as an accompaniment to the [[FoeYay Hermione/Draco ship]], perhaps because of the TheyAllSaidWeNeverCouldBeHappy theme of the (Polish) lyrics. ("Let Them Say This Isn't Love", an English translation of the song's title, was the original working title of that page for a reason.) It managed to achieve the impossible by making this godawful ship somewhat bearable, then (inevitably) got stuck in my head. And now won't go away.*** Would [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_8Nmid2GWY this]] be the video in question?* Music/TheRunaways: HELLO DADDY! HELLO MOM I'M YOUR CH-CH-CH-CH CHERRY BOMB!.* Heck, basically every single Relient K song is like this, especially "Be My Escape" and "Must Have Done Something Right"!* Relatively unknown New Zealander singer Bic Runga managed to EarWorm her way to recognition thanks to her ballad "Sway", which was featured in the ''Film/AmericanPie'' soundtrack.** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-C5yJgebrs Say you'll stay, don't come and go...like you do~]]"* Todd Rundgren: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZjavMEeXF4 "I don't wanna work! I wanna bang on the drum all day! I don't wanna play! I just wanna bang on the drum all day!" ]]* TheRutles: La-Dee-Doo-Dah, La-De-Da, Let's all go to Shangri-La!* Ruslana: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDy442iafbw HEY HEY WE KEEP DANCING]]* Endless repeats + multiple modulations + strings + drum break = [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8BmIf1A3js Tommy Roe's "Dizzy"]]* [[http://youtu.be/uiH4BFTELME Fairytale by Alexander Rybak]][[/folder]]