Schnauzer battles its two archenemies: Elmo and hardwood floors

Everyone agrees that Sesame Street's Elmo is unbearably annoying... and possibly the literal incarnation of all that is evil in the world. No one knows that better than this unfortunate schnauzer.

Cincy is confronted with a laughing Elmo doll that, frankly, sounds demonic. (Who would torment a child with this abomination, let alone a poor dog?!) Unfortunately, Cincy's escape is hampered by an enemy even more pernicious than Elmo: a hardwood floor.

On the one hand, there are few things funnier than an animal scrabbling on a polished floor. On the other hand, that cackling toy is possibly the worst thing humanity has ever invented.