Whopperettes Create Human Burger King Whopper

OK, we were already to hate the Burger King Brooke Burke Whopperettes commercial until all those Whopperettes started flying through the air, dressed like burger ingredients, and landing face first, one on top of each other, until they formed a Whopper presented by Burke all while that really freaky looking Burger King dude looked on. From Crispin and we like it. See the ad here. And thank you Crispin for making it so easy for us ad types that obsess over this stuff to actually find and view the ad. Much appreciated.

the website is silly, but funny. i tried stacking tons of meat. he yelled out my name too

Posted by: alex bogusky on February 6, 2006 9:31 AM

An overproduced bore. It didn't even make the Top 10 in USA Today's survey, coming in somewhere around the middle of the pack. The folks at Burger King's corporate headquarters can't be too thrilled with such an anemic showing, especially considering that: A) most of the commercials this year were lame in the extrme, and B) they must have spent at least $6,000,000 on production and media buy. Nice.

Jesus, Steve, you really are in the tank for Crispin, aren't you?

Posted by: Satan on February 6, 2006 9:41 AM

Kit, they used that phrase it seems forever back in the day.

""Hold the pickles, Hold the lettuce
Special Orders don't upset us.

And the missing catchy call-to-action: "All we ask is that you let us serve it your way."

Have it your way, at Burger Ki...ing!"
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It was back in the Land that Time Forgot of Jingo World. Dovetailed nicely with McD's version: