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Around in SF. everything fuzzy. bay bridge lights feel like rain. city is colorful. everything seems slow. and warm.

I was at an awesome view in Athens with a friend of mine, I was recording a video for a friend in Belgium, and the dude next to me was watching the view from the screen, while I was recording the view and he was saying how awesome it is here. He then understood that he could see the view with his eyes...

I was on a canoe trip with a few buddies. One night, we put down a couple bottles of rum and an eighth of weed. I don't remember anything, but there's a video of me paddling around a canoe, screaming "I'm Capitan Morgan!"

I stoned myself into a new era last night. I still feel high as fuck right now. I had my worst trip, ever. Hands down this shit was terrifying. Nothing was real and I couldn't talk and every noise was amplified and the worst part is that I was in the public park, and me being high as fuck thinks I'm being normal and I try to greet someone like a dumbass and I basically give away how stoned I am. They just looked at me and kept walking. I'm at church now, trying so desecrate pu to act normal. Maybe I can camp out in the bathroom

So, i was climbing to my roof through the roof window, preparing to blaze,
when i saw my 65-is yo neighbour sitting on his roof, toking.
The thing is, i didn't know he smoked, and, how the fuck did he get up there,?
I mean, he has no roof windows, he doen't look very athletic either..
He didn't see me, but i got the feeling he smelled my purple haze mixed with hash.

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