Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Men!!!

We all know i haven't had the greatest of luck with the online dating thing, hmm go figure. I dont think any of them would want me in their commercials. Pretty sure most women do not want men who 1. dont read their profile....2. actually admit oh yeah guess i shouldve read your profile.....3. 95% of the messages they get are from men completely outside their requirements regardless of the 6 billion point matching system.....

Oh well what are ya gonna do? Seriously guys here's some words to the wise. I specifically put that I am not interested in just a booty call, and calling it an "intimate encounter" does not change the fact that it is still a booty call!!! So when you message me the second sentence that you say to me should not be "hey you wanna hook up this weekend? I will blow your mind". Frankly you already blow my mind with your stupidity and i dont dig stupid guys. If you are outside of my age ranges also, please move on. I dont not want to date someone who could be my dad or my children's grandfather, I am sure you are very intelligent and you are very talented(hurl) but again i would like someone that can relate to the point i am at in my life right now, not someone that went through it 15 to 20 years ago. I am also not interested in someone who is 20 something, i prefer men that are closer to my age then my oldest daughter's age. OH and if your profile pic is a pic of you with a dead animal please just skip me. I am sure hunting is a great sport and if you use it for food great, but i am not interested in some hunters cave with trophy heads hanging all over. I am sure you are very proud of your abilities as a hunter but really a nice pic without a dead animal shouldnt be that hard to do.