I'm no insectologist but I'm pretty sure what you've got there is a lobster.

Should we give it a sacrifice?

Didn't know they had scorpions in Georgia until I got stung by one that big... twice. It got in my bed and stung my toe. Couldn't find anything so I got back in bed and it stung my thigh.

I hopped out of bed, threw the blankets off, and there it is...trying to run away.

Only thing I had was a cup so I trapped it under the cup and had to sit there like that figuring out what to do. I was able to pull the sheets off wrap them around the cup and took the whole mess outside and set it on fire.

Couldn't find scorpion corpse in the rubble...unsure if scorpion still stalking me.

And yeah, it hurt like fuck. Worse than a hornet imo

Edit:

Pro-tip I learned after that though, spray them with hairspray if you don't have appropriate chemical weapons...they get sticky and can't move as fast giving you a chance to contain and flush down toilet.

Does anyone else's cat smell really good most of the time? I have a Tonkinese, and the only time she smells bad is if she just happened to come out of the litter box or if she's breathing directly in my face(but that doesn't really count). It's so weird, her breath smells bad, but she will lick herself all over and then smell great again 5 minutes later! It's actually amazing, has anyone else experienced this with their cat?

I like how these videos are scripted and everyone thinks it's real because Asians are like this in real life

If this was scripted those Asians would be played by white people.

Are staged gifs a form of asian currency or something?

Yes, folks, of course it's "staged."

It's not supposed to be believable. Look at their body language, and at the way that the father overacts.

Furthermore, he would have noticed that the egg wasn't boiled immediately upon picking it up.

This is the equivalent of a "Jake and Amir" sketch. I understand that it's satisfying to spot when something isn't genuine, but calling this out as staged footage is the equivalent of smugly stating that "Monty Python's Flying Circus" was performed by comedians.