The Benefits of Being a Bum

Granted, I usually feel very much like the stereotypical idea of a “bum”: couch surfing from time to time, doing laundry and showering at my friends’ houses, poaching Internet whenever my wireless hot spot doesn’t work, always searching for the cheapest (i.e. best) campground…

Alright, yes. I am a bum. I admit it. But there are some benefits to being a bum that I feel are worthy of mentioning.

6. You always know what the temperature is.

7. There is no disconnect between you and how much waste you produce.

If you don’t throw it away, it ends up on the floor of your car, so you end up being hyper-sensitive to how much trash you create.

8. You’re forced into becoming a morning person,

whether you like it or not.

9. Everything you’d ever need for anything is in the backseat of your car.

Great for you, kinda weird for your passengers.

10. You don’t notice when the power goes out,

because you don’t have any to begin with.

So, moral of the story, the next time you find yourself staring at your overgrown front yard, contemplating whether or not you should mow the lawn or take out the trash or build a fortress around your mailbox, consider saying “screw it” and just moving into your car.