Emma Watson has a lot of things going for her, like really good hair and global fame. From where I'm sitting, the Harry Potter star's classic, girlish style is nothing to sneeze at—but I do have a cold right now and Watson's just asking for it.

In a conversation with French Elle, the actress decided to go digging for some compliments. SPOILER ALERT: She won't find them here.

"My problem is that I am a little bit boring. I don't wear designer bags or big sunglasses. When I don't have to play Emma Watson in public, I'd rather not put myself 'out there'. I have to be more careful with my look in my everyday life."

How I could respond: Oh but Emmmmmmma, what about the time you close-cropped your gorgeous chestnut locks? You totally take risks when it's called for, for sure. You just make it count. You're just too self-possessed and sure of your style to do like other starlets and go chasing after trends.

But actually I don't care. There's nothing more boring than worrying about whether or not you're boring. You might as well just go to sleep.