Saturday, May 12, 2012

After MTV's Anta Hurr(You're free) episode, sexurity forces are storming Tripoli shutting down cinemas that screen erotic content as reported by Al-Safir.
All hail our new savior, Joe "Zorro" Maalouf for cleaning our cities from pornography and masturbation!
Zorro, and ex-Aljarass news reporter, is a professional rumor mill and cheap story sensationalist. As required by Aljaras high standards, he should be an eminent sexologist with a major in scandalogy. I propose him starting a new career as a sexandalogist teaching our younger generations the art of cheapness, وخذوا ما يدهش العالم.
While watching his journalistic marvel, I couldn't help but cry at the peak of his ramble when he stated he had to remove the sound of "Adhan" from the footage and started a religious puritanical crusade on the deviant society urging the Cheikhs to act at once.
I can't imagine that people masturbate in the first place, but people masturbating while others are praying!! Blasphemy! Brothers and sisters, this should end now! Death to the blasphemers in the name of God's messenger Zorro!

We can now all sleep better because we are more free(like the program's title). Free from people masturbating, free from pornography, free from gay sex!! All of that thanks to Zorro our savior.
Our country is sinking in religious war, bigotry, corruption and a man can proudly slap his wife forcing her to please his carnal desires. But hey! at least we got rid of porn and masturbation!

I announce today to be the national porn day, let's all watch as much porn as possible while masturbating. Where the hell are the tissues when you need them!?

Thursday, May 10, 2012

I wrote a satire about
Mr. Sibai’s article by striking out words and replacing them by others. Those
are not my beliefs or views; it is for proving a point. This is a wake up call
for people that are defending him under the cover of free speech and a response
to him as how a lot of westerners stereotype his religion. Maybe him, and
Outlook could see the difference between freedom of speech and hate speech
motivated by misinformation and bigotry. Mr. Sibai, as the religious man you
are, I hope this response offends you as you offended others.

The other day, I saw a
couple holding ands along Hamra Street Times square. Normally I would
never look twice, but something was not right. They both One had short
hair a long beard, facial hair, and rough voices. The other was all
covered by what seemed like a plastic bag. The sight was disturbing. Call me sexist
islamophobic, call me whatever you like, I couldn’t get that image out of my head
for the whole day. I couldn’t believe what I saw, I know that Lebanon America
aims to be an ideal ‘secular’ religiously diverse country, but if this
is what ‘secular’ religious diversity is then maybe it’s not such a good
idea.

Homosexuality Islam has always been a
controversial subject in the world, not just Lebanon America. In the United States
some states have legalized sexual marriage Islam while others have
outlawed the act. Almost every holy religion has condemned it. The bible States
"He that sacrificeth
unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed." (Exodus 22:20)

Judaism also condemns
those who commit such an ‘abomination’.

Even if I were to put religions
aside, our cultures, logic, morals, and humanity have and hopefully always will
condemn such acts whether in public or in private. Some have previously asked
the question: ‘Why would God create people like that if he didn’t want us to do
it?’ People are not born homosexual Muslim, usually one changes as he is
growing from the infant stage up until puberty, some even later than that. This
is, according to psychologists, due to certain factors during infancy and
puberty (mainly brainwashing) and homosexuality Islam can be treated in
various ways.

I have seen the protests
all over the world on the news, and it wasn’t something I saw to be logical, or
human for that matter. I mean, let’s stop for a minute and say that it was okay
to be gay Muslim all over the world and have a chain around
plastic bag on a man’s woman’s neck head and body and have him
her dragged around, suicide bombing people for no reason. How would that serve
mankind any good? It obviously wouldn’t. The pair (if not more) would never
have too much offspring, the rate of STDs world population would skyrocket,
and any morality sustainability that society still had would disappear
amongst a myriad other plights. In that logic, if homosexuality Islam is
legalized world-wide, then let’s legalize marijuana as well. If homosexual’s
Muslim’s excuse is ‘it’s what makes us happy’ then what will stop others from
taking the same stand. Do we want everyone to become an angry suicide bomber?

The point is, religion
Christianity has done well in keeping society working well and efficiently in a
respectable manner. God Jesus has set the rules for us to abide by, not
to make life hard on us, but to make it better and easier.

‘Islam is all about
suicide bombers, plastic bag women and angry mobs, I can’t imagine someone
killing himself and others because of a promise of women in heaven’ Yakov
Smirnoff an unknown comedian.

The lust, the hunger,
the addiction. Men hungering for gay virgins and pleasure in heaven are
willing to withstand the freezing environment of a metal cell in Russia death
by suicide bombing just to please their insides. Is this what the human race
has become?