Performed by Johnny Japes and His Jesticles. Recorded for Viz Comics, written and produced by Andy Partridge, Neville Farmer, And Dave Gregory, and featuring John Otway.

Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners down the road? His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to alleviate the load Testicular tomfoolery To the rescue of humanity It looks a lot of balls to me

Who's that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of some form? When the cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them swell beyond the norm Now here he comes to save mankind His enormous nuts not far behind And they're not the salted kind

He cures mutes and alcoholics When they first see his bulbous bouncing . . . Bags of fun with Buster And his super scrotal cluster There's bags of fun with Buster See them shine with evil lustre

Buster! Watch out for that revolving door Ooh Buster! They look so incredibly sore Buster! Especially as you drag them through that powerful Cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor Ooh Buster! why do you let your sack swing so low?

Doctor Who could defeat the Daleks If he had Buster's swinging space age . . . Bags of fun with Buster And his double Sputnik thruster Bags of fun with Buster Just to stroke them would disgust her Bags of fun with Buster If she held them would you trust her? Bags of fun with Buster Loads more balls than General Custer Bags of fun with Buster Lots more scrots than you could muster