This is the paper airplane folding and launching machine that a group of engineers built. I could probably watch it all day. Also: sleep and play video games. And if one of these f***ing lotto scratchers would finally hit the jackpot, maybe I could. But nooooooo, apparently I'm destined to move back in with my parents. *shaking fist at Heaven* Really, God?! Because I replaced the holy water with super glue ONE TIME?

Keep going for a smoother video than the animated gif.

Thanks to carey, who told me she once threw a paper airplane that was so badass it's still flying to this day. Wowie zowie!