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Abduction

I think too much, I know that, but also about things that, perhaps, very unlikely, but possibly, could happen.
I am talking about not everyday things.

In case I ever get abducted I already have escape possibilities in my mind. ?
Of course I hope this is never going to happen, who would like to abduct me, but you never know.

Maybe it’s because I watched a bit to much the A-team and Macgyver.
As a result a developed a little megalomania.
I’m a small (clumsy) weirdo and I stumble over my own feet on a daily base.
The question is if it’s possible to succeed an escape, but I have the ideas. ?
Take a look in my handbag.

Many women have a full purse, me too, only in mine you won’t find make-up. ?
In my bag you’ll find, besides a lot of crumpled papers and crumbs, some tape, pens, bobby pins, a lot of medication and mouth spray.
The mouth spray is not intended for fresh breath, but like pepper spray, because the real one is prohibited. ?

The hair clips can be used to force locks, the only problem is that I haven’t succeed yet.
I’m better at demolishing things.
About the mouth spray, that stuff works!
Believe me, getting that shit in your eyes really hurts , I’ve sprayed in into my own eyes once.
(I’ve already told you I’m a klutz? ?)

CW – Supernatural

I’m not sure what to do with the tape, but Macgyver always had it, so it can be useful.
MacGyver used it to tape his bombs, but I don’t like using bombs out of fear blowing myself up, so I don’t need the tape for that.

Maybe it can be useful to tie up my attackers, a roll of tape takes less space than the rope I tried before.
The rope wasn’t working, whenever I wanted to grab something out of my bag, the rope was stuck between everything, and it took ages to detach my keys, so I have left it at home. ?

Thanks to my physical problems, I’m also a parttime pharmacist.
With all of my medication I could easily drug my attackers, but because I’m always a bit afraid to get out of medication, I’m not sure if I want to waste it on them.

Maybe my ideas are not that good. ?
I don’t think I make a big impression with my tape and bobby pins.
Besides, when I spray the mouthstuff into my own eyes again, I’m not able to see something. ?

Conversations between me and my possible abductors will come out of a bad comedy, if they haven’t taped my mouth yet. ?
There’s a possibility I’ll ask questions as; “Have you always wanted to be kidnappers?” or “Did you watch Macgyver too?”

I’m interested in a lot of things, like people.
Why do people do something?
Is there something behind it? If so, what?
Ofcourse an abduction isn’t something people want to experience, not even me, but it would give me a chance to find out why people do such a thing.

I think it’s best to make sure I don’t get abducted and if it does happen I think they let me go pretty easy, because they think I’m weird.
If so, my weirdness comes in handy. ?