Ah, yes, three of Slayers most popular bishies going at it for none other than the famous Lina Inverse! ^-^ Yes, I know this idea is probably overrated and overdone, but please R&R anyway! PG because I feel like it...

T: *walks in, dragging Lina behind her* Hello, and welcome to the Slayers
Love Showdown. Today we'll be getting a boyfriend for Lina. *half throws
Lina into a chair and ties her down with rope*

L: *struggling violently* I can't believe you made me do this! Fire(
*mouth is covered with tape*

T: *sweatdrop* That was close. anyway, the three contestants will be
Xelloss, Zelgadis, and Gourry!

Audience: *claps*

Random fangirl group 1: GO GOURRY-SAMA!!!

Random fangirl group 2: YOU'RE THE GREATEST, ZELGADISS-SAMA!!!

Random fangirl group 3: WE LOVE YOU, XELLOSS-SAMA!!!

T: *muttering to self* Why is it that the fangirls for Gourry don't realize
that if he wins, he'll be off on a date with Lina and not with them.?

X: *cheerfully waves with the smile on his face*

Z: *walks in, looking as though he doesn't really want to be here *

G: Uh, what are we doing here?

T: --; *hits Gourry over the head*

Audience: *sweatdrop*

T: Please, sit down. Now then, you three are here to see which one of you
may win over Lina's heart!!

L: *struggles violently some more*

G: I don't want her heart.

T: *evil glare* Anyway, the first test is for each of you to cook the best
meal for Lina!!

X: No problem!

Z: I can't cook.

T: Of course you can! *puts Zel in a nice pretty pink apron that says
'Iron Chef' on the front*

Z: --;

T: Never did like pink myself.

Audience: *sweatdrop*

G: Uh.

T: Okay, get cooking! We'll be back with their dishes right after this
commercial!

~Commercial break: a bunch of woman smiling and saying how they tried so
hard to lose weight, but didn't get to until they got this new dietary
pill! Before and after pictures. Wow they lost 64 pounds in 2 weeks. I
sure hope their intestines don't get pressed together from all that quick
weight loss.~

T: We're back, and these meals are cooked and ready! *goes to untie Lina
and take the tape off her mouth*

L: *Jumps out of the chair, glares at Torch* Flare(

T: Oh, Lina-san, don't be so quick to shoot people. If you do, you'll burn
all this lovely food.

L: Food?!?!?!?! *drools, runs over and sits on the chair, in front of the
table*

G: *walks over and puts his meal down on the table. It's a simple looking
hamburger*

Random fangirl group 1: *oohs and aahs*

X: *whispers to Zel* Simple meal for a simple brain.

Z: .

L: *wolfs it down anyway, then holds up a 7*

G: *big smile*

Random fangirl group 1: *cheering happily*

Audience: *claps*

T: All right, next will be Xelloss!

Audience: *boos, while those freak fangirls try to get past the stage
guards, yelling "Xelloss-sama!" or some nonsense like that.*

X: *evil glare at those booing*

Audience: *cheers*

X: *smiling, walks to Lina and serves a rather odd looking.mixture. of
something brown and liquidy with lots of globby stuff that's supposed to be
clams. or chicken. or fish. or something.*

L: *.sample.* Xelloss, where did you learn to cook?

X: Sore wa himitsu desu! *wink*

Random fangirl group 3: *swoon*

L: .*holds up a 5*

T: Hmm, I was expecting more of a 1.

Random fangirl group 3: Xelloss-sama! *crying*

X: Aw, Lina-san, you didn't like my cooking?

T: Okay, now it's Bunni-chan's turn!

Z: -- Don't call me that. *walks to Lina and puts down his plate*

L: *Inhales it, then holds up a 10*

Audience: *cheers*

Random fangirl group 2: YAY ZELGADISS-SAMA RULES!!!

C: Well, it looks like Zel has won this round! Now, see what our next test
is after this next break!

~Another commercial break. can here muffled sounds of Torch telling Lina to
stay, and Lina attempting to cast some spell at her, then a thump and a
shuffle~

T And now we're back!

L: *is tied up in the chair again, with tape on her mouth* Mmm. *evil
glare*

T: *big smile* Okay, and our second test is to have our three guys guess
which of Lina's spells is her favorite! Write them down on your cards.
And Lina, you write yours down on your card. Wait, you're tied up. Okay,
I'll untie your hand and you can write it down. *frees Lina's hand*

L: *rips tape off her mouth* FIREBALL!!!

T: .

L: What.?

T: You can't hurt me.

L: Why not?!

T: --; Because I'm the authoress and the hostess! And I'm called Torch for
a reason.

L: Oh yeah. *sighs and writes down her favorite spell*

T: *tapes Lina's mouth again, and reties her hand*

L: *hateful glare*

T: *innocent smile* Okay, are you three done yet?

X: *grins*

Z: *nods*

G: *looks confused, but nods*

T: Okay, Xelloss, hold up your card.

X: *holds up card that says 'Fireball'*

T: Bunni-chan?

Z: --;

T: ^-^

Z: *holds up card that says 'Giga slave'*

T: Gourry?

G: *holds up card that says 'Dragon slave'*

T: Lina?

L: *shakes head firmly*

T: LINA.

L: *glares at her*

T: Fine. *walks over, reads card, breaks out laughing*

L: *turns red*

T: *holds up card that says 'Fireball', still laughing.* Xelloss wins this
round!

L: *turns five shades of crimson*

X: *winks at Lina* You're cute when you blush, Lina-san ~ 3!

L: *struggles very very violently, turning rather. purple.*

T: *takes tape off*

L: FIREBALL!

X: *phases out and then back in* Missed me, Lina-san. you really must work
on your aim.

T: Well, it looks like there's a tie, so. Lina, pick a number between 1 and
20.

L: Eh. why?

T: Please?

L: O.kay. 15.

T: *pulls a hat out of no where and holds it in front of Zel* Draw one.

Z: .? *draws one*

T: *proceeds to Gourry and then Xelloss* Okay, you may now look at your
papers.

Z: 13.

G: Uh. 7.

X: ^-~ 16.

T: ^-^ Xelloss-san wins!

L: N.n.nani?!

T: *shrugs* You picked the number.

L: *faints*

X: *grabs Lina before she falls to the floor*

T: Don't they look cute together? You two get a two week trip to Hawaii!
Have fun in the sun, splashing in the water, in a beautiful house just for
the two of you! Imagine, the two of you alone on a little island that's
part of Hawaii, for two weeks, with the sun, the beach, and the water!

L: x.x

X: *holds Lina, waving*

T: Oh, and remind her not to attempt to hurt you, Xelloss. We don't pay
for damage.
Random fangirl groups: *lots of mixed emotions of happiness and sadness of
whether their bishy won/lost.*

Z: *sighs dejectedly*

G: .So I didn't win? Aw. oh well, can we go now?

T: Sure, sure.

*Gourry and Zel leave*

T: Thank you all for being here at the Slayers Love Showdown! See you next
time. maybe we'll do Amelia. ^-^

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