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#ASKPLAYBOY: Jenny Mollen on Your Girlfriend's Porn

By Jenny MollenApril 8, 2013

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<p>So you found your girlfriend on a porn site. Jenny Mollen advises. <br></p>

Q: So this is kind of embarrassing, but I was cruising an amateur porn site the other day and found a video of my girlfriend with another dude. Naturally, I went through a range of emotions (and started checking posting dates; it was well before we met), but I think I settled on kind of turned on. But how dare she not tell me about this! I’m a pretty open-minded guy, but never in my wildest dreams did I ever peg her for a girl that would do this. Again, I am turned on, but I just can’t believe she’d do this. I’m thinking I’ll confront her about it and maybe make our own sex tape and put it up so I feel more okay with it.

A: I guess it’s a little weird to me that you aren’t more alarmed that your girlfriend is on an amateur porn site. Can’t you take that shit down? Especially if she’s in a new relationship. Am I being a prude about this? Granted, I’m the same girl who, when my husband leaves town, dresses my acting teacher in his bathrobe and takes pictures of him in bed with me holding the family dogs, but that’s as a joke! This chick has a fully functioning porno up on the World Wide Web like it isn’t even a thing. Dude, your girlfriend is in a fucking porno with a guy that isn’t you! Like, on the internet right now! That I’ve already watched three times while writing you this response. It’s extreme. I’d definitely confront her! Then, if you feel like making your own revenge vid is somehow cathartic, I guess go for it. Maybe wear a bag over your head, though. If you break up, it’s doubtful she’ll go through the trouble of pressing delete.

Jenny Mollen is a writer, actress and all-around gorgeous sassy badass who lives in L.A. with her dog Teets and husband Jason Biggs. She writes about her life on TheSmokingJacket.com in her highly popular column What She Said. Follow her on Twitter at @JennyAndTeets and on Instagram at JennyAndTeets2.