The sex culture revolution arrives

Holy Hard-on Batman! What’s that in the sky? A bird? A plane? Wonder Woman riding her invisible Sybian to slay Magneto with her magic XXL battle-dildo?! Heroes and Villians, Damsels in Distress, Comedic reliefs!! Anime fans too!! It is time to save the date for Kinky Salon Seattle’s next installment on 11/11.

There will be a strip, there will be a bang, there will be adventuring into new worlds of pleasure and eroticism, so bring your sexy self, dress in homage to your favorite characters, and jump onto the page of our ComiXXX!

– The Provocateur is here to guide you in a meet-and-greet and get your Spidey Senses tingling, with sweet rewards…

Need to get that ComiXXX look dialed in, but can’t draw? The talented art of A Living Canvas Face and Body Painting will be there to fill in all your blanks. As lead makeup artiste for The Georgetown Morgue, and seasoned face and body painter, these skills are sure to make your costume jump right off the page! Need something extra fancy? Book a slot ahead of time by contacting A Living Canvas through kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com

– Remember, cameras are not allowed at Kinky Salon. But not to worry! We will have a photo booth on-site for you and your PALS to make this one for the (comic) books…

Cabaret begins at 11:11pm and features:

After emceeing for years with Silk Tease Burlesque, Fayden Sparkle now works his magic on both sides of the microphone. Get ready for him to drag you into the world of ComiXXX, as cabaret MC Zatanna. With an enchanting smile and theater background, Fayden is sure to leave you spellbound. Whether creating the character of Kinky Ladybug, Paranoid Stoner Kitty, or the rockstar who “takes it to eleven,” Fayden will surely be someone who does not fade from your memory!

Morgue Anne, Seattle’s Burlesque Super Villainess and elected Gothic Royalty, will show you why it feels so good to be bad. When she’s not stripping for the sake of sin this evil-doer can be spotted in the shadows, committing such nefarious deeds and giving banned books to teenagers and encouraging safe sex– TheMorgueAnne on Patreon, IG, and Facebook. DJ’ing 1st Wednesdays at the Mercury. Hosting Cabaret of Evil variety show 2nd Tuesdays. Don’t miss her!

Melissa Lee will pleasure you with a spoken word performance focusing on feminine desire and pleasure as well as masculine emotion and connection– Melissa is a word scribbler of the sexy time variety. She hosts Bedtime Stories, an erotic spoken word event the third Thursday of every month at Tougo Coffee in Capitol Hill. Her work was a part of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival’s Anthology in 2016. You can read more and support her at www.patreon.com/strawberrysmutcakes, and follow her on Twitter @MissSmutcakes.

Revv O’Hare is a local performing artist who will be putting quite the spectacle before you. Take cover as he embodies the evil fighting Golden Ninja that lies within–You can check out more Revv at The Rendezvous where he hosts Performers Anonymous.

Violet Vixen and The Anabolic Ace are a dynamic duo that will be gracing the pole and floor for your pleasure, whew! Powerful, playful, and so sexy it’ll knock your socks off!! Sexuality is effortless for them and together, they create a captivating performance that is sure to delight an open-minded audience– you can insta follow them:@anabolicaces, @polerizestudio, @cgrant55 or check out their business website: www.anabolicaces.com

The A.S.S. (Ass-Saving-Squad) will please you with the sweet cuntry stylings of some turn-of-the-century traditional American selections– The members of the A.S.S. met deep in the sticks of Whatcom County as they were all attempting to save the same ass. From the first chord struck by their cuntry vocal harmonies, it became clear that they could touch more asses as a squad than any one of them could alone.

DJ HEROES

DJ Foxworth will present a dark and sultry psy-chill set full of twisting and grinding downtempo beats to get your ass moving one way or another– https://www.mixcloud.com/djfoxworth/

Dane Garfield Wilsonfound the sweet spot andlikes to lay down that slow sloooow house for Kinky Saloners later in the evening.Dane likes to play music in dark underground nightclubs, warehouse parties in industrial districts, and in the middle of a forest at sunrise. https://www.mixcloud.com/DaneGarfieldWilson/

Phantom, Kinky Salon Seattle’s very own DJ, is plotting sweet deep melodic and romantic dance music comixxxed as a sexy piece to bring you on a journey.

We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

Cum beneath the waves with us. Explore underwater crevices, admire the naughty creatures of the deep, get caught in a fishnet or submarine sandwich, grab your favorite diving gear and don’t forget to hold your breath as you prepare to join our pleasure cruise into the abyss; it’s time to….

GET WET!

DRESS CODE

Don’t forget, Kinky Salon is YOUR opportunity to show up in whatever gets you wet. And this is a black light party! All the sea-creatures will be illuminated to the depths of imagination. Check out our pinterest page for some costume ideas and get those (creative) juices flowing! Fetish wear is also always welcome.

Get Wet has got a lineup of awesome DJ’s for you!

Also! Cabaret that is sure to make you wet!!

Known for her cheap blonde wigs, high alcohol tolerance, and quirky performances, the amazing Cookie Couture will be our Master of Ceremonies for the GET WET Cabaret and performing a surprise number. Ooh la la! She can be found hosting events at Kremwerk, Pony, and Skylark. Follow her on Instagram: @cookiecouturequeen to satisfy that sweet tooth.

In burlesque style Icy London will seduce you with her cool charm and Junoesque physique. From her silk-stocking roots, she embodies luxuriousness and opulence. Swathed in frosty elegance, her sultry intensity is sure to leave you with a chill down your spine. You can peruse her website: www.icylondonburlesque.com or follow her on Instagram: @icy.london when you’re craving something cool.

Known to grace the pole and floor with her sensual and seductive athleticism Kira Lee will unveil a fabulously sexy dance performance for the lovely attendees of Kinky Salon Seattle! She’s performed at Seattle Erotic Arts Festival and Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas, NV. Can’t wait to bring her overboard!

Get some comedic relief with Hush in an interactive, musical clown show. No websites or instagrams for this handsome young gent. It’s all hush, hush, hush!

Bridging the gap between Acrobatic Yoga and Modern Dance, AJ and Chelsea will be diving into the unknown and exploring new territory on stage for our pleasure.

With a loud enough applause you might just get an encore performance from our Kinky Salon Seattle Organizers!! Bravo, bravo!!

Don’t miss our ambient artists!

Extant and Mia Torro are rope artists and educators that revel in the connection and vast array of experiences that rope bondage provides. They’ll be providing rope demos and “Scene-ettes” as soon as the doors open, so don’t be too fashionably late. Follow them on Instagram: @extantphotography and on Twitter: Twitter @MsMiaK.

Also earlier in the evening Magnificent Marjani will be transforming two human models into fantastical underwater sea creatures with UV reactive body paint. Come see this artistic spectacle!

And, of course, our inviting and comfortable play spaces and items of kink furniture, well stocked with all necessary comfort and health supplies, and ready and waiting for you and your sexy friends to dive to the deepest of underwater trenches.

We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

THE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Don’ts:

DO

Be creative about how you dress
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself

We’re happy to present the first installation of our mini-parties, called The Stripped Down Series. These are smaller , more intimate parties than our previous events. This should enable us to keep the KSS community active and have more parties more often!

It’s KSS’ 1st blowout birthday bash! Come as a cake and get covered in icing. Bare yourself but for the balloons! Make a wish, blow some candles and lets make sure some presents are present. Just don’t unwrap until they tell you to! Please come with a PAL and follow the rules of consent and dress code. Happy birthday!

Cabaret Performance at 11:00 featuring “The Shadow-Sexxx-Show” from Factual Fiction Press & Co! Known for the playfully challenging exploration of sex-positive culture and her queer identity, this shadowy performance invites you to voyeur on the fantasy fulfillment of some birthday wishes at the blow of a candle on some sweet-ass cake.

Rope tastings offered by Slut the Fantastic from 10-11:45!

Do the hokey-pokey, the cake walk, and get down in your birthday suit with our featured live-in-house music from DJ Neural Net and KISSEA’s resident DJ Stoic!

9pm – 3 am (doors close at 11)

Saturday December 10, 2016Secret Tukwila location (look for an email 24 hours before event)We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:PAL SYSTEMCORE VALUESTHE CLIFF NOTES Dos/Donts:DO• Be creative about how you dress• Contribute when and where you can• State your boundaries• Play safely and consensually• Have sensible safe sex practices• Respect our space and each other• Clean up after yourselfDON’T• Linger unaccompanied in play spaces• Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute)• Get too intoxicated• Take photographs• Use your cellphone• Gossip about what goes on here• Bring glitter! The space doesn’t like it at allIf you want to come and can’t afford the ticket price, contact us at kinkysalonseattle@gmail.com and we’ll try to help. If you can afford a bit more and want to make it possible for a lower income person to attend, please purchase a Supporter ticket–your extra currency will make another very happy!You can also find us:On FetLife in the “Kinky Salon Seattle” group. Please join our event there too.On Facebook, you can join the “KISSEA Friends” public group and send it a private message, and you’ll receive an invite to the private Kinky Salon Seattle group on Facebook.We’re also on Twitter!You can also find us on Instagram — search “Kinky Salon Seattle”.

Cum aliiiiiiiiiiiive & explore the outer limits of science frrriction as you Journey to the Erotosphere this May 21st at the Factory Luxe!

9pm – 3 am (doors close at 11 for the Cabaret) Saturday May 21st, 2016

Costumes Required (no boring earthly attire) Please & Thank You!

You Must Bring a PAL (see below for details) — No Singles

The Erotosphere is a juicy nexus of music and performance art from all corners of the universe. Here’s what we have in store for you in the Erotosphere at Kinky Salon Seattle on Saturday, May 21st:

The Kinky Salon Cabaret launches at 11:00:

The Lady B: Our MC is none other than Seattle’s première TransFabulous, Femtastic, Draglesquing, Sass-Mouthing Negro. (YEAH!!) You can find more about her performance and her community support and activism on Facebook and also here http://sites.middlebury.edu/tedx/attend/2015-speakers/

Team Jesus, our singer-songwriter duo: Even religion gets a little kinky in the Erotosphere: Team Jesus will be joining us to make bluegrass sexy again

Sugar Candy: Don’t miss Sugar-Candy who will get us going on a tour of the flavors in the middle of the Erotosphere with a hip-hop dance to Beyonce’s “Blow”

Misty Montaigne: Because Kinky Salon is the perfect context for an aria! How about “Je Veux Vivre” from Romeo and Juliet – except with custom dirty lyrics?!

Café au Lait Olé is a light-brewed negress who brews performance potions with unexpected ingredients. Well, let us just say that you won’t ever look at Star Trek the same way again https://www.facebook.com/cafeaulaitole

Those of you who start your party-making early in the night can get beamed up to the Erotosphere with the following experiential performances:

Spectacular interactive dance

A live demo of sacred tantric cock worship!

Needle Art: Feast your eyes upon Chris, Quinn, and Fisher as they create a masterpiece before you.

Rope Tasting: Experience for yourself, a decorative harness tied by one of our local Rope Tops.

Traveling music throughout your journey will be provided in two rooms by our team of Erotospheric Soundscapers including Neural Net, Mars Saxman, DJ Girlcock, and other Surprise Lifeforms:

Neural Net is described as a biological computer network designed to explore deep shades of tech house ranging from melodic and instrumental to funky get-down jams to mind-melting and dark sonic territories, but always keeping the dance floor grooving https://soundcloud.com/neuralnet

Mars Saxman will be laying down a steady flow of dub-glitch with some bite

Surprise Lifeforms reaches out to the Erotosphere for a kaleidoscope of Techno and House music changing patterns from the dark, deeper, more mystical sexy side to uplifting emotional melodies and rhythms.

And, of course, our inviting and comfortable play spaces and items of kink furniture, well stocked with all necessary comfort and health supplies, and ready and waiting for you and your sexy times with your playmates! Your space journey can be as orgasmic (or not) as you like.

We only like creatures to play with us who can follow the rules. Be sure to read and agree to our guidelines listed below:

DO
• Be creative about how you dress
• Contribute when and where you can
• State your boundaries
• Play safely and consensually
• Have sensible safe sex practices
• Respect our space and each other
• Clean up after yourself

“Kinky Salon is a playful, sexy space for YOU to get your creative juices flowing. Be you vanilla or kinky, transgender, queer, straight, bi, queer or pansexual, we invite you to enjoy and engage in our artistic and erotic world.

We believe in risqué ridiculousness, mischievous masquerading, the intelligent and the inane, and we firmly believe that communication makes the best lube.

Despite its name, Kinky Salon is not a sex party, a BDSM dungeon, or a hair salon specializing in afros. Over the years it has been described as many things – a ‘sexually enlightened house party… with warm community atmosphere’ (Best of the Bay 2004), ‘The Magic Kingdom’ (Cover Story SF Weekly 2004), ‘Sustainable Hedonism’ (Common Ground 2007), ‘The hottest, sweetest sex-positive community for the polymorphous set’ (Gridskipper 2008), ‘…a close-knit community of sex-positive men and women in San Francisco… more about the progression and liberalization of sexuality in the public sphere’ (PSFK Snapshot 2008), and our personal favorite ‘The best erotic party I have ever been to’ (The Patron Saint of Kinky Salon – Dr. Annie Sprinkle, PhD, 2008). Yes, Kinky Salon is a party. It’s a really, really fun party. Yes, people can have sex at Kinky Salon, but it’s not the focus of the evening. For some people it’s a place to experiment with their exhibitionism or explore their sexuality with new friends, for others the sex is just a charming and delightful backdrop to an evening of socializing. The truth is that Kinky Salon is a social experiment embedded with tools to help people explore their identity, learn to communicate their boundaries, and surf their comfort zones.” — Polly Whittaker

Thanks so very much to all you wonderful Kinky Salon Seattle attendees.

The event came together on a relative shoestring with a small volunteer crew, and it only went so smoothly thanks to the awesomeness of our guests. You completely embraced the Kinky Salon ethic of community-mindedness and accountability, not to mention raw, smoking ultrahotness. YOU ALL ROCKED IT SO HARD!

We waited to send this so we could also ask you all to save the date of our next party: Saturday, May 21st. Same venue for this one. Theme TBD. Please put it on your and your friends’ calendars now!

The delightful singer/songwriter duo are Jazz Goldman and William Nichols

Our incredible draglesque performer is none other than The Lady B: Seattle’s première TransFabulous, Femtastic, Draglesquing, Sass-Mouthing Negro. You can find more about her performance and her community support and activism on Facebook and also here http://sites.middlebury.edu/tedx/attend/2015-speakers/

Our excellent DJs kept us grooving: RC Brown and howin1000

If you are interested (or know someone who should be interested) in performing at a future Kinky Salon, please get in touch with us.

The global sex-kink-cabaret-costume party extravaganza which is Kinky Salon comes to Seattle!

Roll in the Hay, Bump in the Brush, Grind in the Grove, or otherwise indulge yourselves in the global sexual revolution this Thanksgiving weekend.

Give spanks while you give thanks for being yo’ sexy selves.

Tumble in the Woods is an eclectic, whimsical, woodsy event for those who wish to wave their freak flags high! This is a queer-kink-sex and silliness positive event. Leave your assumptions and muggle-notions at the door.

Come early to connect and feast in the delightful sights and sounds of the cabaret!

Check out an item from the lusty library (hands on demos and info available upon request).

Head to our dance room to get your funk on before you get your snack on!

Stay late for a touch of pagan-inspired revelry as we toast to the Norse tradition of Sumbel – a celebration of wine and partying.

Take full advantage of our horizontal socializing spaces.

Or just cum and stay all night to share in the atmosphere.

This is an all-skate event! Everyone of all identities, genders, orientations, ages, bodies, and persuasions, from first time explorers to seasoned party-goers are welcome. If you’ve read and agreed to our Pal System and House Rules, then this party is for you.

Costume Inspiration: into the woods, Woody Harrelson, lumberjacks (you’re ok!), bunnies, beavers, Peter Pan, Pooh-bear, Glinda the Camp witch of the North, Alchemists, Fairy Queens, gender-fluid elves, Gandalf the Gray, White and Gay, Red Riding Hood, androgynous wood sprites. Or, if you’re not moved by the theme, you can also dress fancy, or formal, or fetish, and you’ll make it in. Just please don’t look everyday; we want no spectators and all participants!

Costumes Please – No Street Clothes!

Venue is between downtown and Georgetown. (Not actually an outdoor party 😉

9 PM: Doors open

9:30 PM – 10:30 PM: Demos TBA

10:30 PM – 11 PM: Cabaret

11 PM: Doors close and party is launched!

1:30 AM: Doors reopen

3 AM: Party’s over!

Here is a sneak peek into our delicious cabaret lineup:

…What happens when a visual artist is in rapt bondage to his models?
…You’ve never seen a strip tease like this…
…This singer-songwriter duo keeps it real with consent while getting down
…The inimitable, the only, The Lady B will stun you with her signature drag-lesque

And joining us from San Francisco for our premiere event, our master of ceremonies and the founder of Kinky Salon, Polly Superstar!

Kinky Salon is a playful, sexy space for the kinky, cis, transgender, queer, vanilla, straight, bi, pansexual to enjoy and engage, to cultivate community. Yes, people can have sex at Kinky Salon, but it’s not necessarily the focus of the evening. For some people it’s a place to experiment with exhibitionism, explore their sexuality with new friends, or let their hair down just enough to feel a sense of freedom and liberation. For others the sex is just a charming and delightful backdrop to an evening of socializing. Kinky Salon is a social experiment embedded with tools to help people explore their identity, learn to communicate their boundaries, and surf their comfort zones.