Fast food workers of Reddit, what are the most annoying things customers have asked for?

I had a kid ask me for his change, like 17$..., all in change, not bills. I told him I wasn't going to do that, because I'm not an idiot, and he started freaking out. My manager ended up throwing him out of the store. We kept his 20$ and the food he paid for... lol

"Instead of diced onions, can I get a whole center slice of onion about 1/4 inch thick instead? And can you grill that for me?"

No. It took us three weeks to train the guy making your burger to put ketchup in the middle of the bun. We're not going to confuse him with anything more complicated than that.

"How much sodium is there in a large order of fries?"

A lot. Seriously, if sodium intake is even something you think about at all, don't order the fries. Or the salad. Or anything here, really.

"Why is your bathroom so dirty?"

Because our customers are filthy fucking animals and the guy who mops the bathrooms out gets paid minimum wage. Unless there's actual human feces on the floor, he just puts a checkmark in the appropriate box and goes back to washing lettuce.

"Do you feel like an idiot wearing that hairnet?"

Yes, yes I do. I hate this fucking hairnet so much that when I go to your house after you go to bed and fuck your mother, I usually leave it on her nightstand. Seriously, go home and check. There must be like 100 hairnets there, although to be fair not all of them are mine.

"Can I have free food?"

Yes you can. I seriously don't give a shit, but you have to ask when the swing manager isn't here because I'm not going to get fired to give you free food. If there's nobody around, I'm happy to give you the stuff we were going to throw away.

I used to work at a small pizzeria in North Texas and next door there was an African hairbraiding place. The workers there ordered the same pizzas every friday night and one of the was one of those annoying overly complex half and half pizzas. But on tope of the halves having different sauces, cheeses and toppings this lady wanted one half of the pizza well done. And was VERY particular about how well done. There was one guy that made pizzas and took phone calls and then there was me who delivered and made pizzas and took a few calls sometimes. I was never allowed to make her pizzas because the first time she came in and I attempted to she had a bitch fit over the non well done side being too well done. Not the worst thing, but it was weekly.