Quit Feeding the Pigeons!

I have had it with the people in the parks who feed the pigeons! Within .8 seconds after someone tosses a piece of food on the grass, the park is
swarming with pigeons pooping all over the place.

:shk: Forget trying to find a clean bench to sit on, and be prepared to dodge falling pigeon poop, all because someone just had to feed the
pigeons.

I just walked to the park closest to where I work and the place was swarming with pigeons because two ladies thought it would be fun to feed the
pigeons. I just turned around and walked back to the office. So much for enjoying the lunch outside on a nice day.

I fed pigeons once. Yep those pigeons came flyin' in from all over the place. I didn't trust those pigeons. They kept walkin' around, givin' me
dirty looks and stuff. I know they were makin' fun of me in their little pigeon voices. And this one pigeon thought he was so cool. He'd come
walkin' in my direction pretendin' he wanted to be friends and stuff. Then he'd fly away. I know he was laughin' at me. I also know that that
pigeon was the one who pooped on my bike.
I hate pigeons.

It's funny how every bird in a three mile radius can see someone drop one small piece of bread on the ground.

This kind of reminds me of a golf course I play at where people have fed the squirrels for so long, you leave your cart to go hit a shot and when you
come back there's a squirrel inside your cart trying to eat your Snickers.

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