The Burn List, a definition by c/A

BURN IT, SHRED IT, I DON’T CARE… That episode title from Damages season 2 always stuck in my head. If there were ever a way I could just wipe some things from people’s conciousness, I want to make sure my list is ready. Whether it’s a Pregnant Uggs-wearing Tea Party Ralleyer smoking a cigarette, toting a shotgun or the ubiquitous Mariachi band on the crowded subway during rush hour. Let’s not even get into the number of male enhancement/erectile dysfuction commercials we see on the tv nowadays, it’s the “tampon craze” of the 90s all over again (and how the hell is there an Extenze for women? If her clit turns into a dick, I’m killing myself). RYAN SEACREST SHAM-WOW COMMERCIALS JOHN GOSSELIN *whooosh* they all disappear.