"What country are you from?"
"America."
"OH MY GOD YES!!! Normally I have to deal with Canadians."
What in the world is so awful about Canada?

"What number should I call?"
"Well, you guys may still have that on file from when I first got your service way back when and first started dealing with your company and I haven't had any problems until now and it is my cell phone because I have vonage and my home number isn't working with the internet down and it is the number I'm calling from."

"And what would you like your password to be? It needs to be at least eight characters."
"The last eight of my account number."
"Okay, setting it to 12345678"
"No, 2345678, the last eight."
"That is the last seven."
"Okay, 2345678."
"That is still only seven digits."
"TWOOOO, THREEEEE, FOOOOOUR, etc."
"Still only SEEEVEEEEN digits... why don't we do (company)1?"