Well, sorta. The weird folks at Meth Syndicate, one of the top new companies that does the enamel metal pins that are so popular with the kids (along with their friends at Pizzaships) have come up with a way for all people to buy Glenn’s house! Yup, the “Danzig’s House hard enamel pin”!

It’s posted on their Instagram page along with this text:

As some of you reading this know, I used to be in Danzig and I lived in the guest house there for quite a while and it was bat shit crazy! Not because of Glenn, mind you, but because of YOU!YOU PEOPLE are crazy!

A little after I started living there we had to start chaining the driveway gate to keep the nuts out. I’d wake up many mornings to “the spray can girl” who would walk up and down the driveway slowly shaking a spraypaint can (KA-CHUNK, KA-CHUNK, KA-CHUNK) like some kinda tribal death march. Notes, records, dead things, you name it. When people showed up and were calm and friendly, Glenn was always unfailingly nice. I have known him since 1978 and he’s super cool, he was always fair and generous as a bandleader and I think all the kookoo fans that come up with these weird trips about him are both a blessing and a curse. It’s great to have fans but put yourselves in Glenn’s hooves, imagine being bugged by creepy nuts who all have your address, day and night? Just living with it was pretty unnerving. So remember “Do what thou wilt” unless thou art an idiot! Then do the opposite!

Mother’s Day is coming up, and wouldn’t a Danzig card be the sweetest gift you could possibly give your mommy, before you go out and kill tonight?

Best Play Ever has these cards which look like a typical Mother’s Day card on the front and open to an illustration of the dark one himself with the text: “Tell your children not to walk my way!”

Adorable!

If your Mom’s some kind of weirdo Glenn Danzig hater, you can always pick her up a different card from the site’s collection. They offer Tupac, Freddie Mercury, Abba, and Spice Girls themed cards for mothers of all walks!

...And to get Mom in the mood for her special day, here’s a very “special” remix of “Mother”: