The Black People Song

The official Black People song. iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf
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Relax, I'm a black comedian, and this is satire.
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LYRICS:
THE BLACK PEOPLE SONG LYRICS
This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people.... Which just so happens to be my favorite kind of people.
You know… the ones that… you know, when you’re standing next to them, and all of a sudden it gets dark… I mean, you know your best friend is… you know what I’m saying, right? Yeah.
Black people
I'ma steal your shoes
You better hide your wallet
Cause I'ma take that too
Black people
Hey
Black people
One big family,
With a really big bucket
of KFC
Black people
(Seriously, like all of us are related)
I ran into an old amigo named Juan Luis
The Mexican called me "Apple" cause we both hang from trees
Now I, I kinda took that in a joking way
But was he talking 'bout monkeys or the KKK?
We don't get sunburnt, just ashy knees
And we don't chew tobacco
But we will smoke weed
Puff, puff, pass like the train that could,
And we can’t spell "neighbor," so we call it "the hood"
And most of us will die with our finger on the trigger
I guess that's why they say I'm just a filthy little spear chucking, chicken eating, melon sucking, lone fetus, weed smoking, long penis.... well, you get the picture.
They tried to keep us out the White House again
But just like all white houses, one of us broke in.
And welfare and diapers is all we got
If you don't wear my favorite color then you might get shot…
(My favorite color is purple, by the way…..)
A black woman came to me to bash my song
I told her, “All Blacks are Democrat, now prove me wrong."
Black people
I'ma steal your shoes
You better hide your wallet
Cause I'ma take that too
Black people
Hey
Black People
One big family,
With a really big bucket
of KFC
Black people
(And it doesn’t have to be KFC, we like Popeye’s biscuits too)
Hey, Hey.
(What’s a black song without any rap in it, right?)
Yo, Check It, Unh, Yo, Yo, Yo
(it always starts off that way, right?) Yo!
Rap Verse:
Now, there’s a line between discriminating and not in different places
You are if you use the N-word, but if you're black then you’re not racist,
I mean, well, I guess you can, just not around your black friends,
You’ll get jumped by every cousin, including the one behind that trash can,
Now, let me tell you a story, back before America was stolen,
There were two tribes of black people, the Indians and the Po' Ones,
The Indians were like caramel, the Po One’s were like sharpies,
I guess that’s why they call them Pilgrims, and why they call us Darkies.
The Indians had all the horses, land, turkeys, the geniuses
The Po One’s killed their horses, took their hair and their penises,
But uh..there’s not really a moral to this story though,
Except that we will steal your goodies, and that is how the story goes.
Black people
I'ma steal your shoes
You better hide your wallet
Cause I'ma take that too
Black people
Hey
Black People
One big family,
With a really big bucket
of KFC
Black people
Black People
Since ’72,
Going broke making cheap cars
taller than you
Black people
(Ok, you gotta admit... we do have some nice rims though, right?)
Black people
Front Porch monkey
With a blunt and a banana,
“Ooo Aaa, Eee-eee!"
Black people
(Sholl' Iz!)
Hey, Hey!
(This is probably the most racist song I’ve ever written….but if you laughed, you’re racist too. So I don’t feel so bad. Besides, it’s not racist if I’m black.)

The official White People Song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. This is satire. DOWNLOAD: http://goo.gl/1mLArf
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WHITE PEOPLE LYRICS
This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people, which just so happens to be— my other favorite kind of people.
You know the ones that like to you know; hurt themselves bro? Skateboard ollie bro, kickflip, split their lip bro?... Kick me in the nuts, bro? You get what I’m saying, right?
White people, I get bullied in school,
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, White People
Hey
White people, no no, we can’t dance,
And I don’t whoop my kids or spank their hands,
White people
(Bad Michael, go to your room!)
Verse 1:
If you poke me on my arm, I bruise easily,
So I only quarterback in the Football League,
I like to watch porn, I can fap for days
And my favorite potato chips are Lays (because they’re white)
I take weird drugs like ecstasy,
Mushrooms, Crystal Meth, and LSD,
We put it in a pipe, or a homemade bong,
And watch out for the priest, he will rape your son,
And most of us will die trying out for Fear Factor,
I guess that’s why they say I’m just a country-loving, deer-hunting, rabbit-eating, redneck, inbreeding, beer-drinking, small penis…. did I mention we drive a tractor?
We're red when we’re mad, when we’re sick, we’re green,
Only race in the world that eats sardines,
White girls, flat butts, and I know that’s mean,
But if you try to eat the booty, taste like saltines,
(Back far away from that anus)
A white woman came to me to bash my song,
Until she realized I was black and then she…. zipped her purse?
White people, I get bullied in school,
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you,
White People
White people, no no, we can’t dance,
And I don’t whoop my kids or spank their hands,
White people
(See this is probably why all those white kids shoot up schools)
Hold up, hold up; we can’t have a white song without any country music in it.
We all like country music, nawh-nah- no-hum-nawh
You never understand what I’m saying, nawh-nah-nawh-nah nah nahnah nannah humh NAWR.
But if you ever come to Texas…. come chill with me on my porch,
‘Cause we all got shotguns, and we all commute by horse,
We have farms, we like to mosh, We like Family GUYYY and we like Tosh!!! I guess my point here is… if you’re white, we automatically like you
White people, I get bullied in school,
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, White People
Hey
White people, Can’t jump that high,
So if you tryna lose the cops, find a fence nearby
White people,
White People
Since 76, being jerks making other races look like sh**,
White People
(Seriously, all of us are racist)
White People,
I know you can’t stand me,
But we all still evolved from a chimpanzee
White People
Alright, this is probably also the most racist song I’ve ever written, but if you laughed, you’re racist too…. So I don’t feel bad…. besides…. it’s not racist if I'm human. Get it? The human race? Ha, ha, ha, that’s how white people laugh..

The official Arab People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf
LYRICS:
Verse 1:
We don’t like tennis shoes, we wear sandals
And yeah, we have sex with goats and ride camels
I live in a desert in Abu Dhabi,
so I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty,
Roll your tongue on the R’s,
Whoops, dropped a bomb, Allahu Ahkbar
I play the flute and snakes come out of jars,
I caught a flight, plane didn’t get far,
And you might not believe it, man,
But during the winter, I ski in sand,
And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- I ran. Damn...
Chorus:
Watch out, Watch out
Rasheed's got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Abdul-Jabar got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Amir's got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Malcolm X got a bomb!
Verse 2:
I’m a billionaire, check my Equifax
Always wearing turbins and bedsheet hats
An Arabian day in the life,
See I have 10 leashes, one for each wife,
And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight,
That I put my wives on if they speak without permission,
Then “Mommy, look! There’s a plane in the airrrrr!"
(BOOM) uh, I swear it was just there...
We’re all Muslim, Salaam
And we all live in a cave, Saddam
Where we all eat lots of hummus…. yum!
My first website was the bomb dot com, UM….
And you might not believe it, man,
But during the winter, I ski in sand,
And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- “Iran” damn...
Chorus:
Watch out, watch out
Hussein got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Ramir Asheed got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Obama got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Osama bin Laden got a bomb!
(Well, not anymore...)
Verse 3:
Don’t touch my hat, it’s sacred
I can make all my wives get naked
I have a phobia, I’m afraid of BACONNNN
You need RPG? I can make it!
We own mini-marts and gas stations,
Where people buy beer to get wasted!
Like 9/11 Victims, I take my—
Whoa whoa whoa…. dude, no— you just don’t say that. Wasted like 9-11 Victims? Fuck no. We don’t say that shit in America. You might say that shit over in Lebanon or Afghanistan or wherever the fuck you from but in America? You can get yo ass KILT out here! Take that shit out of the lyrics, right now before I shove a cactus up yo sandy ass. Right NOW! I ain’t playing…. shit!
ARAB: I’m sorry…. I didn’t know. I’m erasing it I erased it. It’s gone sir. I’m sorry.
Me: Throw that damn falafel in the trash and focus…. (sigh) …. cue the Gotdamn music...
As the world waits for my plans to unfoil,
During spring, I jetski on oil,
And I’ve bombed all sorts of different places and the TSA is the most racist, they be like
CHORUS:
Watch out, Watch out
Rasheed's got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Abdul-Jabar got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Amir's got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Malcolm X got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Hussein got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Ramir Asheed got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Obama got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Osama bin Laden got a bomb!

The official Asian People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf
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LYRICS
Intro: Duh Herro? I selling shwimp fwied why… Five dollar. Egg Roll? Five dollar. Oh you want more shwimp? Five dollar, Haha!
Verse 1:
My name is Dr. Chopstick Ying Kung Pow, and I like to eat puppies, (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)
My mom and dad will karate chop me in the penis, if I don’t bring home all A’s (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)
We’re all Chinese, we’re all half blind, that’s why none of us can’t drive, keep crashing on the highway (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)
So if you see me on the side changing my tires, don’t be surprised, at least I made it out of the drivewayyy (do do doo, doo, dooooo!)
CHORUS
This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along
Ching Chong, Ching Chong (ching chong ching chong)
This is the Asian People song, so everybody sing along
Ching Chong, Ching Chong (wing wong, ting tong)
Verse 2:
I like to make shwimp Fwied Wy, I know I look high with my slanted eyes, does it mean that I smoke? (I will smoke cats though, on a grill)
My career is usually Asian cuisine, or any job that involves wearing a lab coat, (like every doctor and scientist ever)
I pee pee shrimp lo mein, and I boo boo video games, with my Nintendo booty (seriously, we make like, the best video games in the world)
Yes, we all look the same, it’s like Jackie Chan and Liu Kang are in every Kung Fu Movie!
CHORUS
Interlude: Hey, how much is gonna be for two pieces of chicken. “Two piece chicken? Five dollar.” Oh okay… “One piece chicken, five dollar.” Wait, what? “Fork?? Five dollar.” Hold on now…. "Everything five dollar.”
You’re doing too much now...
Rap:
Um…. Chinese food always have me like, “I want mo',”
Cuz Asians practice Tae Kwon Do
on cats, yep, we be karate chopping kittens,
And then we take ‘em to the kitchen to make Kung Pow Chicken,
And mittens, Ching chong, ching,
My penis is the size of a pinto bean,
They call me Spongebob, and I don’t know why,
Probably cause we’re both yellow and we can’t drive,
CHORUS
“Oooohh, my penis is so small!”
“I wanna stab you with a chopstick right now!”
“I’m gonna roundhouse kick you back to Tokyo!"

The official Mexican People song. Warning: May be found offensive to some, hilarious to others. Relax, it's all satire. Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/1mLArf
LYRICS:
MEXICAN PEOPLE SONG
Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba— I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor?
Verse 1:
I am a Mexican, my card is greenish,
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez,
I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English,
That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning,
I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila,
I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla,
I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella,
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero,
Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...
CHORUS
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….
The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People
Verse 2:
I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish,
But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it,
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa,
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua,
If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican
If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican
I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...
CHORUS
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we are illegal, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….
The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People
Bridge:
I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy,
And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know...
Verse 3 (rap):
Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete,
The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays,
I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe,
I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because...
CHORUS:
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….
The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

The famous funny song, The Duck Song. This is the official funny animated book videoThe Duck Song.) One of the internet's favorite funny songs: The Duck Song, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).
This Duck Song video has the song and characters you love, plus lyrics and a few fun surprises only found in this Official Duck Song Book video, here on the channel of the Duck Song writer and singer. Here is the original Duck Song video, that started it all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nCsqujCsQ
Forrestfire101 asked permission to make a video of the song, and his video of it now has over 215 million views. This funny video was created for a book version of The Duck Song, which is now out of print. But you can still have fun watching this funny book video of it.
Other funny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops) include The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, The Duck Song 1, 2 and 3, Please Don't Pea in the Pool, The Long Word Song, The Homework Song, Tarantalas, The Duck Song 2 and 3, Poopers the Magic Penguin, And many more funny songs for kids and everyone.
Related Songs: Learn Shapes | The Shape Song for Children, Learn Colors: The Color Song for kids, The Number Song: Learn numbers | Fun learning songs for children | Learning Songs for Children and Toddlers, and Marcel the Shell with Shoes On.
Duck Song lyrics are in the original duck song video that started it all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nCs...

I have fixed the audio on my video called "The Most Racist Cartoon Ever!" (http://youtu.be/q7xbJ11EyOg) and now it is all in sync! The original video description can be read below. Thanks for watching and please subscribe!
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Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat is a cartoon centering around a port city of black people. The cartoon is satirizing black people in a racist manner. The short is awash with blackface stereotypes of African-American people and culture, and of life in the rural Southern United States.

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Complete list of jokes:
1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund
2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak
3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction
4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn
5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke
6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito
7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes
8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that"
9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live
10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning
12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night
17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld
18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture
20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven
24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license
25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe
28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died
30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet
31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage
32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!"
33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider
34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail
35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye
36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade
37. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide
38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test
39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games
40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed
41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit"
42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl
44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang
45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares
46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her
47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back
49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry
51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!"
52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole
53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man
54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high
55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad
56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers
57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit
58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request
59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples
60. Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty
61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck
62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her
63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on
64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does
65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death
66. Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast
67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph)
68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war
69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca)
71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad)
72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed
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Parody of "Stitches by Shawn Mendes"