Free Beer And Hot Wings Show Recap - Page 3

The show is off until Tuesday, July 5th for vacation. Today's best-of show included the following: The Wonder Boner, Stupid super heroes, Spike.com's most overrated women, Zane's fisting joke fail, Wife swap lunatic, Who's had the cops kick in their door?, Bad movies and Dick Clark's countdown, 100 most influential people in the world, Ari Zane sex agent, Blind football player, Cheater's court, Cow insemination hype and IKB talk, Death of Ricardo Montalban, New hate email and how smart are dogs and New youth hockey season

The show is off until Tuesday, July 5th for vacation. Today's best-of show included the following: Teeth (the movie discussion), Thumb suckers unite, Underwater birth with dolphins, Sex with a dying friend, Producer Joe spits food at people,

Free Beer played us the trailer for Saints Row: The Third this morning. The developers of the game have completely abandoned any sense of realism and you can now do damn near anything you want in the game. You can see the trailer in the Video Reel. A black college football player was kicked off of a flight for having saggy pants.

Zane told us about the biggest news story of the last few days: the penguin who got lost and swam 2000 miles in the wrong direction and ended up in New Zealand. There's lots of controversy now about whether he should be sent back to Antarctica or not. We had an update on the guy we talked about the other morning who robbed a bank because he could not afford the medical care he needed.

Zane checked out a magazine article that showed older celebrities in their bathing suits and talked about how great they looked. He disagreed with all but about 2 of them, saying that they actually looked just as old as they really were. A seventh generation Welenda is trying to legalize tight-rope walking across Niagara Falls. We talked about how tight-rope walking was only cool in the documentary Man on Wire, where the guy walked between the Twin Towers.

Zane started the morning telling us about how he realized this weekend that he is getting really old. He couldn't handle hooking up his computer to the new-fangled internet and also had major issues with the plot points of the movie Inception. It's good that he finally realized what we have known for years. We have a video posted in the Video Reel from inside of a top fuel dragster. The driver has a bit of an issue mid-track that seems like it would be terrifying! Be sure to check that one out.

Zane just recently moved in to his new house and he's been telling us about all of the crap that made the move to the new place. Instead of going through everything before he moved, he got a dumpster at the new house and has just been throwing everything out! He has taken great joy in chopping it up with an ax before throwing it in the dumpster. Free Beer is not that impressed by the movie Green Lantern that comes out soon. Talking about this got us on the topic of other comic book movies and comic book nerds.

Zane was watching TV last night told us how annoying hockey analyst Barry Melrose was. He was describing everything by using the term "gate" after it, such as "goalie-gate and Luongo-gate. His mullet and goatee were then discussed at length. A Peoria minor league baseball team has decided to stick it to Lebron James, just like everyone else. As one of their game promotions, they handed out replica Lebron James championship rings!

Zane gave us an update this morning on his never-ending move. He spent 8 hours there yesterday just throwing odds and ends in to boxes and cleaning the old place. A world record was broken over the weekend! There is a new world's shortest man! You can see the picture of this little freak in the Cool Links section.

We started off the show talking about how Bill Gates will be leaving each of his kids $10M when he and his wife die. This didn't seem like much, considering he's worth about 50 billion dollars! This got us on the topic of another billionaire, Warren Buffett, and his lifestyle. He's the richest man in the world and lives in typical suburbia and drives a 10 year old car.

We started today's show with Free Beer telling us about how his wife was mad at him. She had a dream with him and the cast of a popular reality show. The dream did not work out in her favor and woke up angry with him for his dream actions. This led to us discussing some other dream phenomena. Leona Helmsley made her dog a very rich dog when she passed a few years back. There is an update of this rich puppy and got us on the topic of family fighting each other.

We talked about a guy this morning that attempted suicide nine times and failed every single time. He didn't even change up his plan at all. He tried it the same way all nine times by trying to jump off an overpass. This somehow got us on the topic of a young Free Beer's hijinx, when he and his friends would put a purse in the middle of the road on the end of a fishing line.

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