Meet the Halo Grunt Who's Managed To Survive Master Chief's Rampage

Master Chief has killed A LOT of aliens over the years - it's hard to even begin to calculate the total number of Covenant baddies ol' John-117 has blasted away, run down with a warthog, or pistol-whipped to that great Halo ring in the sky...

Except one. One has made it through. One Grunt has managed to NOT run at that one-man army with two plasma grenades, and instead use some regular ol' common sense and head in the other direction. Because seriously - the guy's name is MASTER CHIEF and he's basically a Terminator but without the cheerful disposition. If you're a 3-foot tall Grunt, you'd be crazy NOT to run as far away as you can.

Overall, a pretty clever ad that serves as a reminder that Halo: The Master Chief Collection has moved past it's bugginess and is playable now.