Bill Clinton Won The Inauguration

In case you forgot how awesome Bill Clinton is, it’s this awesome. Exactly this awesome. Not to mention, this happened next because we’re dealing with a man who never shies away from life’s sweetest rewards or shoving a cigar in them. And on the opposite side of that coin, you have Joe Biden who’s clearly seen better asses. I’m amazed the next photo isn’t him punching it, that’s how offended he looks. “We beat the richest candidate those bastards could throw at us, and your ugly butt-mug gets in my face?! I’LL KILL YOU.”

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg checks her inauguration program: “Who is this with the screeching…Kelly Clarkson, it says. Oy, the music the kids like today. Well, at least I know whose records to get the grandkids next Hanukkah.”