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Non-silicone toys scare me. So, it was natural even when I received my Citron Florentine, which was tucked inside a cute little metal box, to warily reach for my condom stash. The Citron Florentine is made of thermoplastic rubber (TPR), which EdenFantasys notes as being “lightweight, fairly affordable, and very pliable, but tends to have a subtle odor and flavor.” TPR is jelly-like. Yes, it safer than actual jelly material and contains no phthalates, but you still may want to use a condom with this one.

Enough of my health risk banter, I’m assuming you’d like to know more about how this vibrator performs. I invited my Citron Florentine into my bed one night, overcome with loneliness and longing for my girlfriend. I placed a condom on her, and searched frantically for some lube after realizing her incredible girth. Found it. Covered her in lube, warmed myself up with two fingers and minor clit play. After the first several times of attempting to insert her all the way to no avail, I gave up and allowed her vibrating tip to work on my clit. Amazing feeling, much better than trying to force the entire vibe inside of myself. Her vibrations were enough to send me into a squirting orgasm. The Citron Florentine was a godsend. I laid back in my bed and relished in the moment.