Teddy bears and plushies surely win since you can have a small army of them surrounding you. I got 4 myself, 3 dogs and Winnie The Pooh. Winnie The Pooh can smash honey pots over some mother %&*#ers head thus ending the battle even before it starts. Then I got the 3 dogs as well, nothings getting me.

I think the best defense against the boogieman is to have BOTH a horde of teddies (and other plushies...killer bunnies come to mind!) AND the shield/cloak of invisibility that is otherwise known as a blankie!

I think the best defense against the boogieman is to have BOTH a horde of teddies (and other plushies...killer bunnies come to mind!) AND the shield/cloak of invisibility that is otherwise known as a blankie!

Candyland or Hungry, Hungry Hippos? Is this seriously even contested? Of course the better of the two would be Hungry, Hungry Hippos. What stupid-****ing-kid in their right mind is ever going to choose some bullshitulous game like Candyland when you can munch the shit out of some white balls as a hungry, hungry hippo? There was no thinking involved, no real skill, just bash-bash-bash until your colored fat-ass hippopotamus eats his share of ball-food! When you won, you got to pry the balls out of your hippo's ass, put'em in the middle, and make them eat them all over again.

One of the other sweet parts of Hungry, Hungry Hippos was punching your friend in the face. When your hippo devoured a ball, you reached over, balled a fist, and pushed his nose right in. There's nothing more ultimately badass than blood on the playing field, and Hungry, Hungry Hippos isn't something you want to **** around with or pussy-foot around. Hungry, Hungry Hippos is a way of life, not just some retarded game. There are secret cults dedicated to Saturday night Hungry, Hungry Hippo tournaments, and when the loser is revealed, he gets castrated right there in front of everyone, and his de-fleshed scrotum is used as one of the balls in the next Hungry, Hungry Hippos game. It's a perfect replacement, because his nuts have got to be small if he didn't have the testosterone enough to man up and bash the shit out of his cult friends in a game of the most ingenius sport ever created.

Ha ha...only at *B sites can I post this and have people take it so seriously. I only meant to post this clip out of humor, and yet immediately people passionately defend their plushies. I just think it's funny and awesome that these guys made their fake debate on this topic and that they act it out so seriously.

Candyland or Hungry, Hungry Hippos? Is this seriously even contested? Of course the better of the two would be Hungry, Hungry Hippos. What stupid-****ing-kid in their right mind is ever going to choose some bullshitulous game like Candyland when you can munch the shit out of some white balls as a hungry, hungry hippo? There was no thinking involved, no real skill, just bash-bash-bash until your colored fat-ass hippopotamus eats his share of ball-food! When you won, you got to pry the balls out of your hippo's ass, put'em in the middle, and make them eat them all over again.

One of the other sweet parts of Hungry, Hungry Hippos was punching your friend in the face. When your hippo devoured a ball, you reached over, balled a fist, and pushed his nose right in. There's nothing more ultimately badass than blood on the playing field, and Hungry, Hungry Hippos isn't something you want to **** around with or pussy-foot around. Hungry, Hungry Hippos is a way of life, not just some retarded game. There are secret cults dedicated to Saturday night Hungry, Hungry Hippo tournaments, and when the loser is revealed, he gets castrated right there in front of everyone, and his de-fleshed scrotum is used as one of the balls in the next Hungry, Hungry Hippos game. It's a perfect replacement, because his nuts have got to be small if he didn't have the testosterone enough to man up and bash the shit out of his cult friends in a game of the most ingenius sport ever created.

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I agree with ayanna, you need to have both plushies and blankies to protect yourself from a boogieman attack. However, if you can only choose one you really should go with plushies because that with give you an army at your disposal.

Dude, the blankie is DEFINITELY the way to go. Its velvety soft iron fist of protection obliterates all danger and slays all enemies the second you pop it over your head ( seriously, try it) Last time I looked The Bear was under here with me!

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I gotta say I was wavering on the whole Candyland v. Hippos thing, but Rance really cleared up the issue.:chin::chin:

Pojo... do you now have Siamese cows, joined at the shoulder? Surely this must provide more protection than even the strongest blankie? As for me, I have Moose, Pinky Pig and Cow, though my cow only has one head. I do suppose two heads are better than one, but Cow has Pinky Pig and Moose as protective friends. However when I was little, I always slept under the blanket, because ghosts were always bothering me. I also had my two teddy bears, so I was completely protected.