FYI: Jessica Simpson Isn’t Pregnant, Just Eats Food

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Admittedly she’s not the brightest bulb in the lamp, and she had to buy her own engagement ring because her fiance is too busy posing for the cameras to get a jobby-job. But still, she doesn’t deserve to be constantly defending her unpopulated womb.

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The gossip blogosphere blew up with allegations that Ms. Simpson was preggers after she was seen out and about in a skin tight beige dress. Let’s just say it wasn’t a flattering fit and highlighted her stomach in a way that made her look like there could possibly be a bun in the oven.

According to her publicist however, there’s no little Simpson about to be hatched, “This photo agency is full of malarkey. She is not pregnant.”

Commentary about her weight is nothing new for Jess, remember the high-waisted pants debacle of 2009? SMH…