Human Pretzel Impossibly Double Crosses Legs on Train

You don't need to sit down with a good spy novel to get a glimpse of some intense double crossing.

Someone snapped a photo of a woman who crossed her legs twice while she sat on a train. Get ready for your eyes to try and process what it's seeing.

We can only assume she's on her way to try out for the circus. Anyone who can configure her body like this should show it off under a tent where freaks are as plentiful as peanuts.

You see lots of weird things on the subway. This is definitely one of them. We just hope she doesn't twist her body parts around the pole on the subway because with the amount of bacteria floating around she's bound to pick up something that makes the Zika virus look like a paper cut.