SUNDAY AFTERNOON DRINKING GAME: ARMY OF DARKNESS

That can mean only one thing: illegally streaming a kick-arse film and getting woefully shitfaced. This week it’s the 1993 Sam Raimi masterpiece Army Of Darkness. Rules below!

First off, there are loads of different versions of this. Our personal favourite is the one with the post-apocalyptic ending, but we’ll try to cater for fans of all versions with this.

Drink every time one of the following takes place:

– Any kind of montage– Ash just happens to have really useful shit in his boot– Killer shot of the Oldmobile– Ash gets hit in the face– Ash does SCIENCE– Ash bollockses something up (magic words, magic potion etc)– Something happens that is so fucking cool you nearly piss– Any character’s beard is unconvincing– Ted Raimi appears playing a different character– An awesomely-unlikely bit of slapstick takes place, like the Three Stooges jabbing-in-the-eye moment