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Yale's dean of admissions, a.k.a. the woman every tiger-parent wants to be friends with, has lifted the veil on the college's admissions process in a Slate essay.

In response to a Russian ambassador who called Britain "a small island that no-one listens to," (woah!) UK Prime Minister David Cameron launched into an impassioned public speech about exactly how wrong that was. And then the Guardian set it to music. You can watch the final product here.

Scientists just discovered the world's biggest volcano. It's under the Atlantic, about the size of New Mexico, and compares to the gargantuan Olympus Mons on Mars. (Don't freak out: it's inactive.)

Legally, American border patrol officers can stop anyone who has admitted to smoking pot from entering the country. But Canadian politicians are open about being stoners — which has all the right ingredients for a diplomatic incident. (P.S. What about when Obama enters? Why is he exempt, ex-pothead that he is?)