When you screw up repeatedly, you should consider yourself lucky if anyone is ever willing to put their trust in you again.

This actress has had many chances and has blown through all of them. However, she is still able to land a job, thanks to a producer who is willing to take a chance on her. He did warn her, though, that if she wound up in trouble again that he wouldn’t be able to insure her and he wouldn’t think twice about calling off their deal.

This is why our actress is compelled to lie about where she was and what she was doing. She’ll lose her job if she tells the truth.

However, this producer means what he says to this girl. He has already started talking to the agent of his back-up actress for the project, just in case our actress stumbles. The new actress might not have as big a name, but she is infinitely more reliable.

Lindsay Lohan

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Which A list pop star has an entire room dedicated to the memory of her relationship with another celeb? Both he and she might have moved on to new partners, but she has a ‘shrine-like’ room in one of her homes where the walls are plastered with pictures, magazine covers and other memorabilia remembering the relationship.

Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake

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Which television actor – who appears on more than one show – slept with a few guys before he became famous? He is now a husband and father, and isn’t ashamed of his past at all.

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This B+/A- list actor was overheard talking about his womanizing ways at Coachella. After sneaking drinks all night, he revealed that one of his solid A list co-stars was horrible in bed and he had to imagine she was another one of his co-stars who wouldn’t put out… “I’ve been with fat b*tches, ugly b*tches and drunk b*tches, but she was the worst lay! I had to flip her over and think of (former co-star #2)!”

Celebrities love the luxury and beauty of Maui, and this aging action hero used to be a frequent visitor – but that’s over. There are only two 5 star hotel options on the island and this actor has been BANNED from both. Both hotels had the same problem. The actor used to rent massive suites for himself and his family but maids were horrified to find human feces on the floor, on furniture – even in the bathtub! SOMEBODY didn’t care where they pooped! The actor tried to blame it on a child but the size of the mess indicated it came from an adult.

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This girl used to be a real actress. And when we say actress, we actually mean star. She starred in more than one television series and more than one movie.

Well, she’s no longer appears to be a real actress. Now she just has a real drinking problem.

No, she didn’t retire. It’s just that she can’t land jobs without auditioning anymore. But she doesn’t show up for auditions (because she is too hungover?). Then she gets depressed because she’s not working and drinks even more. It’s a vicious cycle.

She still has plenty of money left for partying though, so even when she gets in trouble for her drinking, she brushes it off and continues to go out with her “friends” every night. While she isn’t a minor anymore, her parents are trying to step in to get her back on track. It won’t be easy, but her family is staging an intervention in the next couple of weeks. What they don’t want is for her to be all washed up while she is still in her 20s.

Amanda Bynes

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Which former ’90’s sitcom star-turned-Oscar winner has cut off her mom and refuses to let her see her grand*daughter? The actress is crazy about her dad and recently researched his family roots, but didn’t even bother looking into her mom’s ancestry!

-This performer – who is known for her acerbic wit – was seated at a Los Angeles restaurant near a table where two well-known actresses were having dinner together. The two middle-aged actresses have been close friends for years. Very close (even though one of them used to be married to an actor, and the other is currently married to a big-name actor).
Aware of their relationship, the funny lady decided to rile them up. After she ordered her dinner, she started talking loudly to the waiter. “You know, you’d better not say anything bad about those two d*kes ove there, because they’ll kill you if you do”. With that, the two red-faced women got up and briskly walked out of the restaurant. Mission accomplished.

Dropping out of this topic. I've come to realize I really don't want to know the worst about Hollywood. I'm quite content to follow the sane, down-to-earth stars who never make it into blind items. (I follow lots of Obscure British Actors who are mainly concerned with "have you read seen/read/heard about book/movie/art? No! You must watch it! It's so life-changing. Let's have tea and discuss it" and are so low-key it's like a Where's Waldo hunt to find new pictures of them, let alone new info on them.)

Anyway, a part of me feels gross reading all this gossip. Even if it's true, most of it is just plain sad. (And the skeptical part of me thinks that if it is really true, names should be attached. Gossip columnists weren't afraid to in the old days: from exposing Ingrid Bergman's affair to Rock Hudson being gay to Kate Hepburn being with Spencer for over 20 years despite his marriage. I don't buy the "we can't put names cuz we'll be sued." If it's factual, then stop being wusses and stand by your reporting.)

Which 50-something Oscar-nominated actress is a costume designer’s worst nightmare? She’s been known to pinch the most expensive fashions from her film sets and return the pricey duds to high-end department stores!

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After several years of steady plastic surgery, this A list actor’s face is starting to show signs of deterioration. The doctors have told the celeb that this is due to too much surgery, but the actor is determined to believe that his age is causing the problems. He recently found a very wealthy doctor in a foreign country that is willing to do any work the actor wants. He has his next surgery scheduled next month.

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We might have called the making of this new celebrity couple in one of our previous blinds, but what we never expected to happen was the possibility of a fallout from a different celeb. This C list performer and television star has apparently been trying to set herself up with the male celebrity in the new relationship for several months now. Through her management and team, she was hoping for a meeting so she could go on a real date with him. She’s apparently been a fan of his for years now and been biding her time. When she saw pictures of his current ‘relationship’ she was furious and fired her publicist. She plans on inserting herself at some point into a place where she’ll be able to accomplish her goal of being his latest gf. 649

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Male Celeb:

His “Relationship”:

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Which super-famous female pop star, known for her “bad girl” reputation, has been secretly hooking up with women? The sexy singer has been frequenting European strip clubs, getting lap dances, then taking the raunchiest performer back to her hotel!

Rihanna

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We’ve heard whisperings that this recently engaged celeb is struggling after finding out the news that her betrothed is already married to a woman that lives in a different state, and has children!

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What Hollywood couple – he’s a rocker, she’s a pop star – have an open marriage where hubby can still hook up with GUYS? The blonde mom is so done with playing the happy homemaker role that she’s telling pals she’s ready to go solo!

Gwen Stefani?

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Which cooking/lifestyle star threw a major hissy fit when the first-class cabin ran out of fresh lemons for her hot tea? The decorating diva berated a flight attendant for handing her a packet of lemon juice and then complained how she would demand a refund on her ticket!

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Singer 1 is the lead singer of a rock band. From the outside, he appears to be a loving, devoted husband. However, according to Singer 2 (who is the lead singer of another band), he’s also a freak in bed. The two only had a one-night stand, but Singer 2 spared no detail in recapping the encounter for band-mates. Actually, they didn’t even blush because they already knew that Singer 1 has an impressive collection of S&M gear that leaves little to the imagination. However, they were surprised to learn that Singer 1 is bisexual. That’s right, Singer 1 and Singer 2 are both male singers.

Singer 1:

Singer 2:

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Which former child star – her actress sister has a newborn – recently got pregnant, but is keeping the baby news on the down-low? The sisters love each other madly, but they always seem to be competing, and now they’re even in a race to see who can create the perfect family the fastest!

Child Star:

Her Actress Sister:

Hilary Duff & her sister

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Which “DWTS” hunk got a little instructional help from the dancer boyfriend of his superstar good pal? The entertainer and the reality star have a history that may or may not have been romantic, but the two remain close, and her clueless new beau didn’t have a problem giving him some dance tips!

DWTS Contestant (Old Boyfriend?):

Female Superstar Pal:

Pal’s New Dancer Boyfriend:

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What singing superstar, who has a huge gay following, was miffed when her hunky hubby appeared on the cover of a national gay-themed magazine? The song*bird isn’t bashing the gays, though – she’s just angry her hubs didn’t gush about how much he loves her!

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Last year, this celebrity couple were completely in love and all over the news. After their split, things have not gone well for either of them. They decided to get back together and see if they could make it work. Unfortunately for them, his current girlfriend recently announced her pregnancy and he feels forced to stay in that relationship.

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This younger A+ list popstar is getting very territorial over his girlfriend. The PR arranged relationship was actually just a friendship with hook ups, but he has been getting serious. Too bad for him…she is just in it for the fame.

Justin Bieber & Selena

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Which C list actress that recently announced her pregnancy, told friends that she was only having a baby so she would never be alone?

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This couple is expecting. No secret there. What is a secret, however, is what was happening behind closed doors before the baby was announced.

Things had been rocky in this couple’s marriage for the past few years. The more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things:

1. get out of the marriage
2. tell the truth about what had been going on for the past few years
3. come out of the closet

Wife was desperate to keep any of those three things from happening. She decided to do something quite devious and drastic. The couple had stored up some fertilized eggs earlier in their marriage. (You didn’t think they conceived naturally, did you?) So she went behind his back and had some of the remaining fertilized eggs implanted, hoping that one would take. It did.

To say that the husband was shocked and absolutely furious with her for doing this behind his back would be an understatement. He does not want this baby. His plan right now is that, if she loses the baby, he will wait a couple of months and then bolt so he doesn’t look like the bad guy. However, if the baby is born, he knows that his primary role will be that of playing the proud and happy father. After all, he is an actor. So until the baby issue is resolved… back in the closet he goes.

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Which superstar entertainer swears by her expensive “lifesaving” bottled water and vows that she can taste the difference? Turns out the actress/singer’s terrified staff ran out of the must-have H2O so they filled a few bottles with L.A.’s finest tap water and she guzzled it without question!

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Which straight male actor recently made a pass at a very straight male artist by putting his hand on his knee and inviting him to a European gay bar?

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Male Artist:

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This B list, film celebrity, who is a bit on the larger side, who also enjoys cooking, hosts lavish dinner parties at his home. When guests ask what they can bring as a polite gesture, he has his assistant send them a complicated recipe. If the finished product isn’t up to par, he mocks it openly in front of them. Some guests have learned not to ask, and those are usually the guests that aren’t invited back.

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This big actor is in a hairy situation. If he lies, the problem gets bigger. And if he tells the truth, the problem still gets bigger!

If he does settle, he would be forced to continue to lead a life that has made him miserable for many years under even more scrutiny than before. It’s a life he was prepared to leave a few years ago, before he was entrapped by two significant parties in his life.

If he doesn’t settle, the threat of all his secrets coming out at once would destroy his career, his family, and his bank account.

Contrary to what you may believe, he is not a very smart or strong person, and he has been rather easily manipulated by others into leading a life that is outwardly successful but inwardly sad and twisted. It’s hard to feel bad for him, though. His fame and money have made him soft and arrogant and careless, and he has made a lot of very conscious and very stupid decisions that have hurt a lot of people (including people very close to him).

And, sadly and ironically, there’s not support for him at home. The two parties closest to him are also the two parties who care more about saving their own reputations and wallets than in helping him achieve authentic happiness. If he doesn’t continue to lie, his wife swears that she will divorce him and take all the money and the child/ren. Meanwhile, the other party is ready to blackmail him into poverty and oblivion.

If there is a way out of this for him that would satisfy all parties, we don’t know what it is. We hear that he is leaning toward more lies and a big payoff. Not surprising, given his history.

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This troubled actress is looking around her for solutions to her problems. She is trying desperately to win back the hearts of the public, but so far nothing is working. She has seen how adoption has helped the public perception of some of her colleagues and has decided that might be the avenue for her… except she isn’t going about it in quite the right way. She reportedly offered her housekeeper a large sum of money if the housekeeper’s daughter would ‘sell’ her baby that is due at the end of the summer. Naturally the housekeeper declined

This C list musician in an A list group, was recently caught with his pants down when the lead singer of the band walked in to his own living room and found him and the lead singer’s wife in flagrante delicto! 758

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Musician:

Lead Singer:

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This solid B+ actress is taking a break from her marriage to a C list actor. She was overheard telling people that they are just “taking a break,” but she admitted in private that she caught him sending sexy texts and emails to their mutual friend. Their male mutual friend.

Actress:

Actor:

Friend:

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Which hunky prime-time star of a new hit show, who plays the loyal love interest, is actually gay? The actor was spotted at a gay watering hole in Los Feliz, Calif., carrying on with his buddies and one special guy in particular who kept rubbing his back?

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Which gorgeous stars of a hit supernatural TV show – they’re dating in real life – had a monstrous fight in public that could mean the end of their low-key romance? The young lovers were in tears after their brutal bout and ended up going their separate ways

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This pop star has been spiraling out of control. She is unapologetic in her partying and her friends have noticed that things have gotten worse as her mentor put her on the back burner. They think she is doing it get his attention, but his A list wife has demanded their relationship to be more professional and less personal.

A few weeks ago she went on a bender that led her handlers to try and intervene. As they tried to get her to call it a night, she went ballistic and started pushing her assistant. After she knocked her to the ground her security guard picked her up and carried her out of the club. A day later she was back in the same club and invited a few strippers and a couple of random guys she met back to her hotel for some “fun.” Several of guys she invited starting taking pictures of her as she performed oral s*x on one of the dancers. Now, she is paying out for the pics.
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Rihana, Jay Z and Beyonce

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Which P.R. executive recently jumped ship to another company after word spread she was sleeping with her famous, and married, clients?

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Which fashion star is selling off her designer clothes to pals, but only giving 10 per cent of the proceeds to charity?

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This franchise actor has publicly denied that he is gay. He is even occasionally photographed with his girlfriend. However, he also has a new “boyfriend” in private. The “boyfriend” is the son of two celebrities and is accomplished in his own right (and, luckily for him, looks more like his mother than his father). We call him a “boyfriend” because we don’t know for sure if the two men are intimate. However, for two guys who are not in the same business and who live far away from each other, they sure are spending an awful lot of time texting and calling and visiting together. In fact, it’s as much time as the actor spends with his current girlfriend! If the actor is gay, do not expect him to come flying out of the closet any time soon. In the meantime, these two men certainly do make a very cute couple!

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Boyfriend:

Tylor Lautner

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Which married publicist abruptly quit her top job after rumors of an affair with her married boss got out of control?

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Which A/B list, married actor with children was influenced by Banksy after watching “Exit Through the Gift Shop” and spent an entire weekend a few months ago, in LA with street artists tagging up the city?

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Which TV exec is so demanding she fired a show’s hairdresser — but only after the stylist gave her a two-hour blowout?

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This A list actress recently told friends that she is not living her dreams. Her dream job is to be a truck-stop waitress and she’s sad she’ll never be able to do it. She says she loves the idea of having a job of serving food and just making people happy, and living a life of simplicity and anonymity.

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Which blonde actress and mother of two doesn’t get invited to her friends’ Malibu beach parties any longer because she’s a HUGE flirt? The currently unwed star is in a relationship, but that has never stopped her from making advances and pawing all over her girlfriend’s husbands and dates before!