The Scissors of Andúril

Every time I use take these scissors out of the dishwasher and put them back together:

“Renewed shall be blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king.”

I AM ARAGORN!

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P.S. For any Kingdom Hearts cosplayers who might be out there, yes, that’s Roxas’ wristband you see. Let me tell you: the secret weapon is duct tape. (Same as the secret weapon for everything else.) It took maybe twenty minutes to make these. So don’t waste $18 on Amazon to include international shipping, folks. ‘S just not cool.