So you think your Smelly Tee is peeeeewwww and want to return it? No problemo.

If the shirt you got was a piece of crap " that is, defective " let us know within 30 days and we’ll replace it or give you a full refund, minus shipping cost. If we replace defective merchandise, we’ll pay shipping for the replacement item.

But if the shirt has been worn, washed, or damaged, sorry, no can doo. You’re SOL.

Oh, and take the strain off your system and ours by ordering the right size in the first place. Click here for the measurements of each size of Smelly Tee.

To return your Smelly Tee, stuff it back in the shipping container with the original invoice and mail to:

We’ll ship your Smelly Tee in a plain brown wrapper via good old US of A Postal Service for a lousy $4 anywhere in the continental United States. (Shipping price may increase at checkout based on weight or size of load.)