An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Jason Kidd.

Player: Jason KiddTeams: '90s MavericksUbiquity: High, but only in the context of this phenomenonScene:Hard Fest! An outdoor concert festival that featured M.I.A., Sleighbells, and many more extremely polarizing, indie bro-approved actsUnnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.3Analysis: OK, so once again, we've got a hoopster who enjoys his outdoor music. This one also enjoys cheap Mexican beer, Buddy Holly glasses, and a John Waters mustache (props). This is my hoopster doppelganger. That aside, hoopsters are lame and must be pointed at, ridiculed, and stopped. And Jason Kidd ruined Jimmy Jackson! Just ruined him.Verdict: Goddamn good-for-nothing hoopster