An extremely good kind of mint which takes the depressing and uber-confusing world you are living in, and transforms it into happy swirls of red and white goodness. You can't be sad eating one unless you choke.

A candy that taste relatively good, until you think about old people, because 90% of old people smell like peppermint. So, when you eat peppermint you feel like your eating old people........ The other 10% of old people smell like urine.