You're a smart person, you've probably figured it out by now. I'm not updating. I figure I should make it official. I'll start thinking about this stuff once I go back to school two weeks from now. This is neither permanent nor indefinite. I will return as soon as I am pissed off at the right sort of things. I'm expecting less than three weeks. Until then, ta.

You sir, are offensive. Not in personality, but rather in odor. You have a lingering scent about you which one might mistake for the rectum of a deceased mule. When given the choice, even the most masochistic of those with olfactory senses would rather place bison droppings within their nasal cavity than accidentally breathe within a 300 mile radius of your person. In other words, you smell so bad, you make soap dirty.