My FARTS Shoot TURDS Out My ASS!

I’ve got a NASTY case of farts, so bad I gotta take off my jeans just to make sure I’m not gonna shit them! 😉 I already took a shit earlier today so I should be safe… I bend over a fart so hard that a leftover turd FUCKING FLIES OUT MY ASSHOLE ACROSS THE ROOM!! I was shocked!! And then when I think it’s safe to fart again… IT HAPPENS AGAIN! This is the most fucking ridiculous fart video I’ve ever made or seen. Poop torpedoes 😉