It’s unclear to us whether VH1’s Big Morning Buzz actually rehearses any of its segments or if they all just do a quick shot of tequila before the live show every morning and hope for the best, but for all the fumbles on this morning’s Nick Lachey-hosted ramen demo, Ivan Orkin kept his cool.

We’re not sure what to make of this Bon Appetit video, where Ivan Orkin shows off nine ways to prepare instant ramen that doesn’t taste like freeze-dried glorp. In fact, it looks tasty and we’re going to try these at home — which leaves us torn.

Teigen and Legend jetted off to Tokyo for the holidays — a wonderful, normal trip that would have likely been perfect except for one Ivan Orkin, the celebrated gaijin owner of Ivan Ramen in Japan, who ramen Grinches the two of them and ruins Christmas.