The act of becoming pregnant, usually by a girl in her mid to late teens, for the sole purpose of receiving a steady, life-long income without ever learning a skill or landing a job. These women usually have between three and five children, simply because more kids equals more cash. Most of them were ‘meal-tickets’ themselves as they were growing up, and were taught the 'ins and outs' of the Welfare system by their very own, stay at home, white-trash mamas. Income typically comes from Welfare and Social Security, but if they’re lucky enough to track down the father, they can hit the ‘Trailer Trash Trifecta’ with Child Support.

“How can she survive with only two kids? Doesn’t she know that planned motherhood requires more kids? She’s almost 20!”