SpongeBob: Hi, Ghost! Do you want to go jellyfishing with me and my best friends Patrick and Squidward? It'll be the best day ever! (giggles)

Squidward: I hate jellyfishing.

Ghost: What the hell-- SpongeBob is calling me now? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS CALLING ME NOW?! GOD-DAMN-- *cans.wav* First, my show ruined by ponies, then my show gets ruined by Bart Simpson, and now freakin' SpongeBob's calling me? Son of a-- *cans.wav* IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW, ENGINEER! RIGHT NOW! (Ghost still doesn't realize that Lemon Meringue called him before SpongeBob did, yet he thinks it was Pinkie Pie.)