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Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.

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This Sunday the Panthers are going to put on such a passing clinic that 2 minutes into the first quarter the deafening chants of 'Da Bears!' are quickly going to turn into 'Da Fuq?' as Cam and Stewie slice and dice Peppers until the point that he's nothing more than a Western Omelette with a side of toast. This will also be the game that Gettis makes his big debut after missing the past season and a half where he breaks so many ankles and tears so many ACLs the medical staff is going to have to cart the whole defense out on hoverounds (they'll also be hitting Derrick Rose up on how to return from such injuries). Last, but definitely not least the Seventy-Two Million-Dollar Man, Charles Johnson, is going to earn every penny of his pay check as he racks up a franchise high in sacks on Douchebag Cutler who then subsequently rages off the field and hangs himself with the nearest Michael Jordan jersey.

The fans, in shock, will look up and see the final score of '40-17' with the Panthers having just disemboweled the stuffing out of the Chicago Teddy Bears.

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Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.

Oh, don't worry about it. 6 games in, and we haven't figured out how to use Smith yet.