Me: Not really. Like I said, I only tried it out, but I know it's much more squad based. You have to work with your team, and everyone has different roles, such as medic or engineer. And there's destructible environments, so you can blow a hole in the side of a building. So you can't really camp or anything like that. You can also use vehicles like tanks and helicopters.

Him: So it it like Call of Duty?

Me: No... not really.

Him: Which is better? Battlefield or Sniper?

Me: Battlefield. Fo sho.

Him: Yeah, but I just want something as good as Call of Duty. Everything I try ain't got shit on that Call of Duty. Modern Warfare is ok, but Black Ops is beast. Zombies, bitch!

Me: ...........

Him: How is that Dead Island?

Me: It's pretty good, but we're sold out.

Him: I know. It's sold out everywhere. That shit must be tight. Is it like zombies?

Me: No, it's more like Borderlands, where the whole point is finding new weapons and upgrading--

Him: I hated that shit. Those cartoon graphics are whack.

Me: Yeah, but--

Him: How bout that Fight Night Champion?

Me: I'm sure it's good. I suck at those games, but Fight Night is cool, and the new one has this whole story mode--

Him: How is Madden?

Me: Last one I bought is 2008. I haven't tried it out. [He gives me a weird look, while his extremely pretty spouse holds their baby and looks bored.]

Him: I can't decide. It's so hard. And you're not making it any easier. That Sniper game looks pretty beast. But you say Battlefield?

Me: Yeah.

Him: Which do you think is better? Call of Duty or Battlefield?

Me: I'm actually not a big fan of either, but like I said, lots of people really love Battlefield. And Battlefield 3 looks pretty amazing. We're still taking preorders on that, and there's actually some pretty cool preorder bonuses on that, if you wanna reserve a copy for yourself. You get the first map pack for free, as well as some extra weapons and shit. You only have to put $5 down to reserve one.

Him: No, I already got that 2K preordered.

Me: You sure? Just $5 down and you get the extras. Your money goes toward the price of the game.

Him: No, I gotta try it out first.

Me: Well, look, just try Battlefield 2 out, and if you like it, there ya go. I have it used, so if you don't like it you can return it.

Him: No, I don't like to buy it used, because what if the disc is scratched?

Me: Everything you buy is guaranteed. New or used. And if it's used, you can return it if you don't like it.