Nobody Worry, Courtney Stodden Got Her Reality Show

I suppose the fact that Courtney Stodden would eventually get a reality show and confirm it herself on Twitter was pretty much inevitable, but still, I just … I … [sighs]

I don’t know. On one hand, the fact that someone rewarded a person whose entire life has been a desperately calculated plan to become famous for being terrible makes me want to build an underground bunker and stay there until the revolution happens and we reboot civilization entirely. On the other hand, I … nope, there is no other hand. I’m building that bunker. I’m going to fill it with Samoas, orange soda, and bourbon, and I’m going to stay down there until I get confirmation from at least two reputable sources that all this crap has been sorted out. Y’all are welcome to join me, but I only have bean bag chairs and the aforementioned supplies, so if you want anything else, you’ll have to bring it along. I’ll see the rest of you in the future. Godspeed.

This weekend for the first time in a long time I had on TLC in order to watch Hoarding: Buried Alive. This had the unfortunate side effect of forcing me to watch commercials for things like Honey Boo Boo. To quote Nicholson-Joker, this network needs an enema.

Meh. She’s hot and women are self loathing idiots that insist on watching TV shows about women who are better looking and richer than they ever will be, and then to compound matters they insist on deluding themselves into one day thinking they can be JUST LIKE HER!!!!! If they’d just stop letting women watch TV we’d see the quality of TV triple by the end of the week.

Keep in mind these people have to relationship to reality or the truth. If it was reality, they’d be filming it in their cheap, broke-down apartment…they wouldn’t have to ‘move out’. Remember, she has made herself the ‘spokesperson’ for three different agencies, AT LEAST, and they have all denied signing her on (Free Credit Report and Charity Dine both verbally came out and said they did not hire her, and Charity Dine told her to remove the video she did claiming she spoke for them!). She tells people she lives in a mansion, has a pool and hot tub…remember the bodyguard debacle? Reality has nothing to do with it, and I know a few hundred people are going to be attacking any channel stupid enough to try to air something. On Facebook, if not for her ‘haters’, she’d have NO ONE. They boycotted her FB page for a week to see what would happen. It DIED. She even came to the haters page to profess love for them, when usually she’s there calling people Chinks, lesbos, calling people fat and ugly, and of course, as always, “jealous”. Yes, I am so jealous of a vapid famewhore with a stuffed bra and no brains.