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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Emma Thompson Nude Bondage For Christmas

Emma Thompson wearing a cloth gag and having sex in the film "Peter's Friends." It's a real blink and you miss it scene and as the blurriness of the image indicates, Emma is humping furiously so moving fast, but ... it's there. Image source: vidcap from "Peter's Friends.

Actress Emma Thompson is in the news this holiday week because she confessed in an interview posted on a site called "Contact Music" back in 2006 that she once cooked Christmas dinner wearing nothing but an apron and leather and rubber bondage gear. My flying monkeys picked up the story this year, apparently it gets hauled out every year, an old holiday chestnut.

We'll just let that image of Emma Thompson cooking in nothing but bondage and and apron, otherwise naked, sink in for a bit ...

She said at first it was funny, but after six hours the costume got a TAD uncomfy, so she removed it and went to bed. Suuure, Emma, personally I'm not buying it, I bet you and your husband fucked like minks but you are too classy and British to mention it in an interview. If it's true that nothing happened other than six hours of cooking followed by pyjamas and lights out ... we got some advice for the hubbie that got you the outfit.

Ahem. If your wife is wearing a hot bondage rubber and leather outfit and an apron and NOTHING ELSE, she wants you to FUCK HER. At least make a run at tying her down and fucking her brains out, OK? Do it early on before she gets tired from cooking. If she blows you off (and not in the good way) at least you tried, and she'll probably be glad you did, and reward you at SOME point during the holidays, perhaps when a cooking marathon is not in the offing. That is all.

Emma Thompson needs a little Christmas/right this very minute! Image source: Sex and Submission.com. Disclaimer: model in this photo may not be Emma Thompson. Emma Thompson may never have engaged in the activities pictured above. For instance, Emma Thompson may prefer being tied in the "pile driver" position. That Emma Thompson "needs a little Christmas" is just supposition on the author's part and may not reflect Emma Thompson's actual Christmas needs. Emma Thompson void where prohibited by law.