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The big news recently is the Iowa caucuses. Supposedly, LBJ didn’t have much use for caucuses and once said that the difference between a caucus and a cactus was the following: With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

Charles W.
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I always figured a “caw-cuss” was the noise a crow makes when he’s really pissed.

Gary Hallock
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And the noise an angry bovine makes is a cow-cuss.

Jim Ertner
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And the noise an angry Bostonian makes at the driver who cut him off is a cah cuss..

Marie
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Well I am off to the mountains to avoid it all – the Cau(cass)us; all right, so its the Caucasians, so shoot me…

Joseph Harris
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Caulk is what those with a crack problem might need.

Gary Hallock
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The small item that plugs up a bottle of wine is what a cork is.

Marie
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I don’t mean to brag but those folks in Iowa have nothing on me. My caucus much larger and comes around more often than every 4 years.

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