Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jawsOne ate Pinocchio but you don't careSolicit money using solemn staresActing educated, put on your actYou make people think you've got the factsYou study films, keep up on the newsHow could anyone be as noble as youWhy save the whales, let's save usGive me the money, I'll open a trustYou think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spewThis fetish for fish has got to endA helping hand I will not lendThere's too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sandGreen Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cuteI bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.