Gonna keep it short today because of the holiday (you rock, vets), but there is one thing I wanted to touch on (no, I mean besides Selena's rack). Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: Dunzo. According to E!, the two split up about a week ago:

"Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship," the source says.

Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin.

Bieber wants to bang this Victoria's Secret model, so he tries to seal the deal by taking her to see The Lion King on Broadway. Yeah, that sounds about right for his level of masculinity. Maybe if she gets lucky, he'll take her coloring on the second date. "No, stay in the lines you stupid bitch!" Justin Bieber is a really aggressive colorer.