Have You Ever Opened Up A Container Containing Dog Food?
(I did when we had doggy guests and their food was in a rubber maid container with flip handles. Well when our owners went out to dinner I chewed the handles until they flipped open and got in. Everybody knew I was guilty because me slender frame was not so slender when they came home. Hee Hee! )

Nope, mommy keeps my treats in a glass cookie jar on the counter, but when daddy brings home the goodies I do get a crack at them before they are put away, this one time (at band camp, j/k) I stuck my face in and grabbed 6 cookies at once that will teach daddy

H Y E surveyed under the kitchen table while your humans were eating, just in case something drops

I do, but my sister Babs is a pug so she can hang out easier without being detected. My mom and dad also call her a shark because if something falls she is on it, unless it is in front of me. Our brother Angus is too big he just usually waits until mom will give us something. (Mom will usually give us a little if not marinated in anything bad for us).

Ummm....yes I have chewed up something very important. My mom had company once and she closed me up in the bedroom and I didn't like it. So, I went through her purse and found an envelope with $2,400 in it. I ate the envelope but didn't like the taste of money so I just tore it all up. Mom found all the pieces, taped them back together and the bank took it...dog slobber and all.

No! but my brother Angus ripped down all the blinds when he was first brought home (he was a little scared when mom and dad brought him home from the rescue shhh it's a secret though he is our big protector now.)

H Y E This is kind of icky rolled in poop? (I rolled in geese poop one day in the park mom was not happy)

Oh yeah! I did just a couple weeks ago! I found some really big stinky pile of poo out on a hike with my mom... She said it looked like deer poo with dog poo on top of it. I rolled, she tried to yank me up, I just plopped right back down on it, but slid off, but not before I was wriggling around completely on my back with all 4's in the air! BOL!