In an interview this afternoon with Madison Police detectives, the victim in this case recanted his earlier statements in regards to this crime. This crime, alleged to have occurred on High Street in the South Police District, will be cleared as "Unfounded" for case reporting purposes.

Via @verumserum.

Ech. So are the texts fake, too? If you fake one thing you'll probably fake another.

Jeeze Louise. I was thisclose to not having to issue this egg-faced retraction.