June 17, 2013

No Kickstarter Was Required: Glorious North Korean Cardboard Tank

Children of the great failed American devil, cower in fear at the awesome creative power of the glorious future leaders of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. These children are all six months old, and this tank was fabricated in the womb by a young comrade who could not wait to be born to start honoring the Great Leader. 100,000 more are cardboard tanks are amassing at the DMZ this very minute, where North Korean superbabies will ride them into the burned out remnants of Seoul.You have been warned.