I\'m 25, I live in the southern US. I\'m one of those queer, vegetarian, atheist, feminist, leftist intellectuals, which means I lose sleep at night debating whether \"they\" should be used as a genderless singular pronoun.

I chose my Penname because of my love of 1) language and 2) Two. I\'ve been a Doctor Who fan since April 2008, and I still can\'t decide whether Classic Who or NewWho is my favourite, but ever since these Series Four characters like \"Jinni\" (or whatever) and *cringe* \"River Song\" showed up, I gotta say I\'m leanin toward Classic. My favourite Doctors are Two, Four, Five and Ten (though One, Seven, Eight and Nine are all running a close second). My favourite oldschool companions have so far been Jamie, Zoe, Sarah Jane, and Ace. Adric\'s starting to grow on me, but mostly because I sort of have to respect anyone who would go around with a Badge For Mathematical Excellence proudly pinned to a shirt made out of a mangled rainbow.

I write slash and only slash, particularly since my most recent (okay, *only*) foray into the world of hetshipping turned up enough blasphemously OOCy heteronormativity to give someone like me a Louis Black-style \"if-it-weren\'t-for-my-horse\" braineurysm. In this fandom, my favourite pairings have been Two/Jamie, Doctor/Master (mostly Five/Ainley and Ten/Simm), Doctor/Jack, and the occasional Predecessor!Doctor/Successor!Doctor PWP, because physics should never be allowed to stand in the way of porn.

Doctor Who and its accoutrements are the property of the BBC, and we obviously don't have any right to them. Any and all crossover characters belong to their respective creators. Alas no one makes any money from this site, and it's all done out of love for a cheap-looking sci-fi show. All fics are property of their individual authors. Archival at this site should not be taken to constitute automatic archive rights elsewhere, and authors should be contacted individually to arrange further archiving. Despite occasional claims otherwise, The Blessed St Lalla Ward is not officially recognised by the Catholic Church. Yet.