Chris Evans is not on my Five List. So while he may have the title of the movie, he doesn’t get the title of my post. Not when Scarlett Johansson and Anthony Mackie are around.

Here they are shooting Captain America: The Winter Soldier in Washington, DC yesterday. Why does Falcon have to wear a sweatshirt? Why can’t they put him in a skin-tight tee? Why can’t I be the one laughing at his jokes?

And when you think Natasha Romanoff, do you think this hair? I don’t understand it at all.

The only thing I can say about Chris Evans is that his girlfriend Minka Kelly arrived back in LA yesterday after attending the FOX Upfronts in New York to promote her new series Almost Human. That’s a really good travel outfit. WAY better than the dress she wore to the event.