Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

How the **** do you people have enough time to play 20 alts – I mean, Jesus arse-raping Christ on a ****ing crutch – do you guys have catheters, intravenous nutrition drips and colostomy bags fitted or what??

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

200KillerWasps Posted:

How the **** do you people have enough time to play 20 alts – I mean, Jesus arse-raping Christ on a ****ing crutch – do you guys have catheters, intravenous nutrition drips and colostomy bags fitted or what??

If you use catheters often enough you desensitize making it not a bother.

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Inertia Posted:

Hey! I just replayed the ending cinematics with the speaker turned on. How creepy!

Maybe you will wake up in a hospital or were dreaming or something.

Yeah, that sound was disturbing. The ending was actually good, and I like the idea of pwning from the grave… wait, what? I dunno. But maybe they just killed you on the internet, like what happened at the end of EP1, and then you go all Harry Potter on them and appear in some hueg war between FBO and Geronimo and just pwn everyone and then become the new god of rock!

Level 35 Troll

i iz a monstrous homogay fine upstanding member of society-fabulous person

BlankTH Posted:

Yeah, that sound was disturbing. The ending was actually good, and I like the idea of pwning from the grave… wait, what? I dunno. But maybe they just killed you on the internet, like what happened at the end of EP1, and then you go all Harry Potter on them and appear in some hueg war between FBO and Geronimo and just pwn everyone and then become the new god of rock!

What.

Anyone actually pay attention to the conversation that nets you Dr. Jojo on your Stalk. Part fo that conversation was storing the brain in a computer. perhaps that, is the key to three.

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

It’s highly unlikely that our ingame character has actually died. I just took it to be a bit of silliness as it was so over the top with the ‘game over’ rambling plus there’s no way that a sound from a computer could actually properly kill. That just makes no sense. It’s more likely that was just some really intense noise-jizz causing paralysis or something. It fits in with the whole ‘machines conspiracy’.

I’m actually glad we’ve got a proper storyline now, even if it is confusing as hell. Not knowing who to trust is part of the fun I think.

Is it actually worthwhile playing through as different clbumes? Aside from the clbum-specific mission near the end, what else is there variety-wise?

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Personally, I wish alignment will actually become relevant in episode 3, and with the ending to episode 2, a golden opportunity is presented right off the bat. In order to get resurrected, you do a job for Satan or Saint Peter or Richard Dawkins (neutral bumumptive) for a chance to get your life back. Of course that would be getting too far out of internet lore which is what makes Forumwarz so entertaining in the first place.

More Courtroom Drama
More Boss threads
More Clbum Warfare!
The Wrath of NetTrannyNPC Progression, seeing how your actions affected NPCs such as GooseFriedBacon, MinorityRule, and FragingritezFurther Allofwares.ru involvement