THOUGHTS HAD TODAY WHILE WAITING OUTSIDE OF AN OPENING CEREMONY DRESSING ROOM

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Did those girls just ask if their mom could buy them Zana Bayne harnesses for prom?

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This dude with wild hair, lightly frosted is the ideal Jeremy Scott customer. I believed in him but thought he didn't exist. And now he's actually said "Do you have anything that goes with these Moschino shorts?"

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How many people actually went through the lubing process to try this superhero latex bodice on? Does this make the trying-on experience better or worse?