Dream diary NSFW

from the earliest i can remember of that dream it started off where me and Michael Jackson where at a bowling ally with the rest of my class when all of a sudden he listens to me sing Billie jean and gives me some pointers on how i can improve. i say thanks and the day continues up until Jessica Nigri enters my dream, how i don’t know, why she wasn’t naked i also don’t know. any ways we start to go off for ice cream (Michael Jackson is with us) when all of a sudden Lola bunny is in the ice cream shop and is fucking ripped to the core. She yells at me at the top of her lungs and challenges me to shuffle board. Not knowing she was a fucking beast she destroys me. But wait it’s not over she challenges me to a weight lifting contest now also. “oh shit” i think to myself but i accept anyways because my penis is yelling “there is a woman and now’s your chance to win her over buddy”. so with my hormones fueled to the fucking max i rage into 225 lbs. i throw up 10 reps like it’s nothing and Lola bunny for some reason hangs her self in defeat (i’ll remind you she hasn’t even lifted yet). so with that said i finally score a kiss from Jessica and the day goes on after i get a kiss i feel my heart drop and i wake up fucking drenched in sweat. “what the fuck?” i say to my self. “it wasn’t even a wet dream”. not that i ever have any. dreams are a rarity. i almost never have them. i go and take a piss only to return to my dream after falling back asleep. this time Jessica Nigri is still in it but rides up to me on a trials bike. not gonna lie; this is where i get a boner. i love trials (a form of bike riding where bike riders on a motorcycle climb extremely high inclined obstacles) and girls and when the two combine that’s… that’s just great. she says to me “go for it baby” when i hear some guy scream “yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh” when out of no where trials guy (the guy from the video games TRIALS HD and TRIALS EVOLUTION) comes up to me and says “VAIT JOUST VON MINOTE” (He’s Finnish) “YEW DIDN’T TINK YEW WERE GOING TEW RRRRIDE VIT OUEWT ME DEED YEW”. “Hell naw let’s do this” i say. “VAIT LEET ME SIGN YEWR BIAKE”. i proceed to say “Go for it”. when he finishes signing my bike we rev our engines and get ready to fucking trials. Jessica winks at me as she stands in front and in between us as she holds two flags we wait as my heart beats faster and faster. At this point she flings the flags up and down. and i wake up. Fuck… my… mother… fucking… life.