Lets all take a minute and bask in our jealousy of Mark Sanchez. The guy an (above) average NFL quarterback and somehow landed some of the top sloppy seconds in the history of WAGs...Eva Longoria. We first reported on this romance over two months ago, but seeing as Mark and Eva didn't make things official until this week we thought it would be appropriate to revisit. Looking at Eva's 35 hottest bikini pics make us envy the Sanchize more than ever before. JUMP!

Sanchez, you dog! First you go off sneaking into Kate Upton's apartment in the middle of the night, now you're making secret moves on Eva Longoria. As much as we hate you, damnit do we respect you. Most guys would get down after letting a girl like Kate Upton slip away, but not you. Instead you go from a younger girl to a woman more than ten years your senior. Enough of this sneaky business, be proud of your conquests! JUMP!