After the crew of the Enterprise find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization, Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one-man weapon of mass destruction. (132 mins.)

“ John Harrison: You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Galadriel: Why the Halfling?Gandalf: Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay... small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? That's because I am afraid and he gives me courage. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

The brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Commander Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful, time-traveling Romulan creates black holes to destroy the Federation one planet at a time. (127 mins.)

“ Chartrand: The Catholic Church is not a corporation! It's a beacon! A source of inspiration for a billion lost and frightened souls!Robert Langdon: Sure, I get that. It's also a bank. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

A murder inside the Louvre and clues in Da Vinci paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years -- which could shake the foundations of Christianity. (149 mins.)

It's Harry's third year at Hogwarts; not only does he have a new "Defense Against the Dark Arts" teacher, but there is also trouble brewing. Convicted murderer Sirius Black has escaped the Wizards' Prison and is coming after Harry. (142 mins.)

“ Sirius Black: I expect you're tired of hearing this, but you look so like your father. Except your eyes. You have...Harry: My mother's eyes.Sirius Black: It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this; the ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here.[puts his hand to Harry's heart] ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Bruce: [messes his hair] Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock[shouts]Bruce: of my life, eroding beneath me?[sticking his face into the camera]Bruce: Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Aragorn: Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West! ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Aragorn: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.[hands him her pendant]Arwen: I choose a mortal life.Aragorn: You cannot give me this.Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Chaucer: In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein![crowd roars]Chaucer: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ The Grinch: Any calls?Grinch's Answering Machine: [computer voice] You have no messages.The Grinch: Odd. Better check the outgoing.Grinch's Answering Machine: [Grinch's voice] If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.The Grinch: Hmm. Hmm. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ “I think we can't go around measuring our goodness by what we don't do, by what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think we've got to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create, and who we include.” ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.Rick: And what is that?Evelyn: I... am a librarian. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy... ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that that it will go away all at the same time.Cynthia: Damn girl... you are a writer. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?Alejandro Murrieta: Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.Don Diego de la Vega: [sighs] This is going to take a lot of work. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Kathleen Kelly: I just had a breakthrough.Joe Fox: What is it?Kathleen Kelly: I have you to thank for it. For the first time in my life, when confronted with a horrible, insensitive person, I knew exactly what I wanted to say and I said it!Joe Fox: Well, I think you have the gift for it. That was a perfect blend of poetry and meanness. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

Bill and Jo Harding, advanced storm chasers on the brink of divorce, must join together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes. (113 mins.)

“ Virginia: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering? For weeks, Marianne, I've had this pressing on me without being at liberty to speak of it to a single creature. It was forced on me by the very person whose prior claims ruined all my hope. I have endured her exaltation again and again whilst knowing myself to be divided from Edward forever. Believe me, Marianne, had I not been bound to silence I could have provided proof enough of a broken heart, even for you. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Mrs. Doubtfire: Can you help me with something, I found this outside.[holds up Mercedes hood ornament]Stu: Uh, yes, this is off my, uh, Mercedes.Mrs. Doubtfire: Off your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?[Scribe nods]Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Sam Emerson: Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, *beep* vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy! ” - lindsay-d-marcus

After the rebels have been brutally overpowered by the Empire on their newly established base, Luke Skywalker takes advanced Jedi training with Master Yoda, while his friends are pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke. (124 mins.)

“ Han Solo: [cutting open his dead Tauntaun and shoving Luke inside] This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up... Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

Luke Skywalker joins forces with a Jedi Knight, a cocky pilot, a wookiee and two droids to save the galaxy from the Empire's world-destroying battle-station, while also attempting to rescue Princess Leia from the evil Darth Vader. (121 mins.)

“ Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ” - lindsay-d-marcus

“ Professor Henry Higgins: Damn, damn, damn, DAMN![astonished]Professor Henry Higgins: I've grown accustomed to her face! She almost makes the day begin! I've grown accustomed to the tune that she whistles night and noon. Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs, are second nature to me now, like breathing out and breathing in... I was serenely independent and content before we met! Surely I could always be that way again... And yet... I've grown accustomed to her looks, accustomed to her voice, accustomed... to her... face. ” - lindsay-d-marcus