I hear RAW is at Joe Louis Arena tonight? If so, I fully expect Zeb to cut a promo about how Detroit's bankruptcy is just a sign of how America's moral values have been bankrupted by immigrants/gays/liberals/etc.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be. Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

clintster:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be. Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?

tbaughm:clintster: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be. Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?

1. Do they smell like stale doritos or ring bologna?2. Ask them to do a pull up. They can't.3. Say something. Are they so hard of hearing they keep saying "WHAT?"4. When their mom asks them if they need new underwear, they chant "Yes, Yes, yes"5. Show them a picture of a naked woman.... Do they immediately tell you to move so they can see oiled up men in spandex?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you found a wrestling fan

clintster:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be. Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

Can Clubber clobber Roddy? Will the British Bulldogs be too damn paranoid for the Dream Team? Can the 24 inch pythons be contained by a steel cage? Who are all this celebrity guests? It's your Wrestlemania 2 thread live from farking everywhere on PPV

tbaughm:clintster: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be. Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?