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10. Why did the moron stay in the dark place beneath the bleachers when the Yankees played? He wanted to under stand the game!

11. When a football star marries a tennis champ, do they pro create?

12. Humonyms: Songs with the same sound but different meanings!

13. A polluted reservoir has H2 woes!

14. People who want to cut back school budgets won't take "know" for an answer!

15. Why can't you take away the fancy carved wood surrounding the fireplace in a Victorian dwelling? You'll dis-mantle the house!

16. What would you call a powder that turned a Norwegian into a native-born resident of Stockholm? Artificial Swedener!

17. If you keep an acorn in your hand too long you get a palm tree!

18. Why does smoke come out of James Papadopoulos' leg joint?
Because that's where his Jim knee is!

14 Best Puns from Pun Enchanted Evenings

97.
Why are so many pool players deaf?They clean their ears with cue tips!

168.
Why must you use a pencil to draw a level line?Because if you use a pen, you get an ink line!

211.
What medication do you give a pig with laryngitis?Oinkment!

268.
What's the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages?A stale mate!

315.
What would you think about a potion that turns people into cats?I don't know, but it would give me paws!

376.
Why shouldn't you put a baby's dirty diapers in the laundry bin?You wouldn't want to hamper his movements!

377.
When the artisan finished the sundial in the wealthy musician's garden in ancient Greece, his client thought it was too plain, and needed a frame or border. "How about some rock around the clock," the artisan asked!

383.
Did you hear about the guaranteed fishing worms?If you don't catch anything, you get a re-bait!

468.
Why do men want to kiss women on the first date?Because they think it's the quick-kiss way to get what they want!

487.
The seamstress, captured by an invading army, knew that the ruthless king was very fond of gathered curtains, but nobody in his kingdom knew how to make them. What did she do when she was brought before him?
She pleated for mercy!

547.
What would you say if the Pillsbury Dough Boy played baseball?Batter up!

594.
What would a claustrophobic flea say?"Let me out of hair!"

666.
Why is a teenager so scary after he gains six inches?Because he grew some!

671.
Why are dogs imprecise?Because they are afraid to be de-tailed!

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*All the puns in HomesPun Humor and Pun Enchanted Evenings are Yale originals, with the exception of the Guest Showcases in HomesPun Humor. Or at least I think they are! Great minds think alike, and especially in these days of the great punning revival, it's possible someone else has come up with a few of these wordplays, too.