We have already delighted you with controversy and angst, ranking Dwight Howard in the top ten at the expense of the beloved reincarnation of the Christ child (or the deity of your choice), Andrew Bynum. In the original commandments given to Moses, God warned, “Thou Shalt Not List Any Other Above Andrew Bynum.” At the end of the season when Bynum is the MVP with 30.3 PPG, 19.7 RPG, and 5.3 BPG, you can stand and look down at me as I endure the eternal torment of fantasy hell. “How did you like Howard’s free throw percentage?”, you will cackle at me. “It wasn’t anywhere near as nice as Bynum’s!” Oh, how you’ll laugh. Well, anyway, here’s some other players I like better than Bynum:
11. DeMarcus Cousins - I am going to have to go to some Community College English classes (and not just because of all the spelling and grammatical errors in my posts), because I need to come up with many more terrible puns involving romance with Cousins. The Line of DeMarcus-tion just turned 22 years old

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