Hey Kelley; ever occur to you that Red Tide is nothin but dead fish and rotting plankton?

We're not talking Red Tide, we're talking Crimson Tide. I'm sure you know the story behind that. Anyway, used to go gator hunting in Mobile. Killing GATORS is much easier than killing toads good old buddy!!!

ORIGINAL: TOMLABEL Don't want to rub it in John, but I'm going to.....

Oh, bite me you stinkin swine. Wish I knew how to do that big font, in your face stuff, but not yet.

Grumble, grumble, grumble, where's my stinkin elefant gun?

Dude, perhaps not today, and perhaps not tomorrow, but soon. And when it comes I will take you out for whiskeys, because they are anesthetic and you will need them, because you will be a limp piece of burnt toast that isn't worth doing in an Eggs Benedict.

But I will make you some Eggs Benedict with some nice whiskey if you ever come down here to acknowledge the general superiority of FLA football over AL football. Hell, we got 33% more letters in our name than you got in yours. Get righteous, bama boy. Bow to that Great State that's only 35 miles down the road from me.

btw, would love to meet your wife. If you can bring her, please, please do so.

ORIGINAL: JWE Oh, bite me you stinkin swine. Wish I knew how to do that big font, in your face stuff, but not yet.

Cool! I love SORE LOSERS - I guess cause I'm one too!

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Dude, perhaps not today, and perhaps not tomorrow, but soon. And when it comes I will take you out for whiskeys, because they are anesthetic and you will need them, because you will be a limp piece of burnt toast that isn't worth doing in an Eggs Benedict.

Yeah, I know payback will be HELL!!!!!

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if you ever come down here to acknowledge the general superiority of FLA football over AL football.

Dude YOU have lost your MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

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btw, would love to meet your wife. If you can bring her, please, please do so.

She's coming to meet the person who took up all of her time. She may not be happy!

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Your evil twin. John

Didn't I tell you I was born in FL, but raised in Mobile?

Oh, and since you live in Bama now, you better just give in and convert to this:

And then I remembered I loaned it to some lovely little brunette (She was very pneumatic and highly inventive, but I never got her name) who wanted to borrow it for an old boyfriend who was going to Auburn last year.