Then again, if you did eliminate it, you and other extremist Feeleral perverts wouldn't have any "reason" to grab my little Johnny's pee-pee at the airport rapeport. Wouldn't want to even Hope to Change that Need, now would we?

How about taking a break from drooling over your pornographic scans of nude five-year-olds, Constitution-shredder in Chief Øbamolester, so that, yes, you can use your resulting free hand long enough to pick up something far less satisfying to your obviously prurient interests? Like a copy of our Fourth Amendment:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Getting your jollies from watching your grope-happy goons rub their disgusting hands all over my child's nether regions is "reasonable"? Using them to seize their junk is keeping the people secure? Where are those lawfully issued warrants with the graphic descriptions of the private, intimate places you long to lingeringly search on any of the particular persons you victimize by your continued sexual assaults?

It's definitely time for a total passenger revolt. One that will make the shellacking you took three weeks ago, Groper in Chief Øpedophile, look even close to being the Yes We Did Moment® you lie to your Øzombies about.