The Best Things We Overheard at Gathering of the Juggalos

Juggalos are hilarious. All weekend long, if you could hear them over the boom of fireworks and horrorcore rap, Gathering attendees were dropping one-liners faster than a classic Simpsons episode. Not always intentionally, but still.

So thanks for the laughs and the memories, ninjas. And here, without further ado, are the greatest things we overheard at the Gathering.

"I don't know if you're familiar with the ground, but there's no give to it whatsoever." — Insane Clown Posse member and wrestling commentator Shaggy 2 Dope, breaking down a body slam administered outside the ring

Don't try this at home.

Nate "Igor" Smith

"You guys up to no good?" "Whoop-whoop, this is the Gathering, it's all up to no good."

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dreadlocked Juggalo looking through a box of Whistling Buster firecrackers

"I'm sorry I don't know the difference between GWAR and Cannibal Corpse." — annoyed Juggalo child, to his annoying Juggalo/metalhead father

"Any chance anybody could get me a taco salad and just crowd-surf it to the front? With sour cream on the side and shit." — one of the Twiztid guys, deep in the throes of an onstage case of the munchies

"Is that guy wearing a shower bladder?" (Yes, he was.)

"Sorry, it bounced off a fucking tree and I tripped out." — a Juggalo apologizing to another Juggalo for a firecracker mishap