I got this in an email just a few minutes ago from my sister and thought it was cute.

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information andwisdom in our heads that when thereis no more room, it distributes outto the rest of our bodies. So we aren'theavy, we are enormously cultured,educated and happy.Beginning today, when I look at my buttin the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”