The Airzooka. Taking life, and blowing it out of the water.

“My whole life, I could not confirm nor deny that an ancient tribesman ever blew a wig off another tribesman, or that wigs even existed in the middle of the jungle over a century ago. But now, I have the proof. I have risked my life in the unsurvivable jungles of Nevada and found the blueprints to the Airzooka.”

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