25 Oct Batman Really Hates Men Who Wear Make-Up

JUAN SAYS: We’ve all read about the clowns scaring people in the US. We don’t get the prank but we think that seeing a clown out of nowhere is one scary ordeal. We would either run away from the clown and get the phobia of our lives or just because we are scared, we might whack his head off just like that.

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These clown pranksters have scared the wits out of children. And instead of kids loving clowns and the circus, they have been traumatised by these, uh creatures that a local customs company has decided to send out well, Batman to save the day. Batman now patrols the streets to keep the children and adults alike at ease.

Who else could better chase away the clowns than Batman. He hates clowns after all.

What then was Batman’s experience with men who wear make up that he is vehemently vicious about them? Was he traumatised by one of them when he was a little rodent? What’s with the make-up that gets to a man like Batman? We tried to call Batman for some answers but he refused to comment. So we called the next best thing — the Make Up Man himself, and this is what he had to say:

I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so… boring.