Jill Zarin's Pearls Of Wisdom

Each week, our favorite fiery-haired, Long Island born and bred socialista pens a column for Hamptons.com in which she doles out weekend dish and life advice for her woebegone readers. I've culled some choice tidbits from this week's edition, starting with "You can't do it all every weekend."

"Something is always going wrong, right?"

"There is never a moment of peace with a house."

"I don't know why you haven't chosen a mate...see a therapist."

"It is never too late to improve ourselves and make us feel better."

"Mating, as I call it, is primarily to have children and raise a family."

"Stay on JDate..."

"Go to church on Sunday to meet local people and have them show you around."

Don't know about you, but I can't wait to see what she dispenses next week!