theCryptofishist wrote:If you are being chased by a crowd of hipsters, throw a can of pbr as far as you can in the other direction and make your escape when they mindlessly chase after it.

Fishy, that tip does not qualify for this thread. It is applicable to a very specific set of circumstances, and it is potentially life-saving should those circumstances arise. Thus, it is clearly not pointless. In the future, please take proper care with the placement of your posts.

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.

Toothpaste can also glue posters to your dorm wall, or fill nailholes in wall before painting walls. "freshman spackle"

current moonBurning Man is an exercise—indeed, a challenge—in balancing cooperation, self-reliance, individual expression, and creative collaboration in the formation of an artistic community. E. Britannica

If you have a particularly unsightly pimple -- red, angry, swollen -- a dab of toothpaste left on it overnight has wonderful anti-inflammatory properties. In the morning, all the redness and swelling will be gone. Don't overuse this trick, though; it'll dry out your skin.

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.

Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.