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A woman of whom I’m a fan, Judge Judy Sheindlin, was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, last night. (Full disclosure: I once (key word: once) went out with one of her sons, after her husband, Judge Jerry, heard me on Howard Stern and set us up.) She is the highest paid woman on daytime television, making $45 million a year for five days a month work. Good for her. She had some interesting things to say, including that she thinks that Oprah will return to broadcast daytime TV (Judy was KO’ing her in the ratings while she was still on). Sadly, I think she’s right because, as I predicted before it went on the air, her cable network is a total failure and no-one cares about her anymore. The Oprah.com site traffic plunged after the syndicated show ended, and she’s desperate to return to relevance. So sad, too bad. As you probably know, Judge Judy is typically quite conservative on the bench (so I wonder if she voted for Obama). And she had some great comments about the silly lawsuit a morbidly obese man filed against White Castle. Watch both entertaining videos.

While I’m against this frivolous lawsuit, for the record I’m not a fan of White Castle because they participated in promoting the restaurant chain in a very anti-American, anti-Israel, absolutely fictional movie, “Amreeka,” directed by a lesbian Palestinian Muslim. The movie portrays Americans and Jews as inhuman pieces of crap who constantly attack Arabs and Muslims all over America and Israel. And when I contacted White Castle marketing execs about it, they gave me a million stupid excuses.

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Now classmates.com is being sued in a class-action because of “privacy”. These lawsuits are nothing but cash drawers for the scummy looryahs. I coulda joined a class action against Wal-Mart and Visa recently, it’s just a big game. How was this fat guy damaged? I guess it doesn’t matter, you can sue anybody with money, for any reason. I curse these people every time I have to wear safety glasses, hardhat (in an open field lol), and do a MILLION other stupid things because of lawsuits, cry-babies, and their stupid looryahs.

Debbie kindly tell us more about your dating life. Have you ever dated a celebrity? Who are you dating now? Are you attracted to any of your anonymous blog commenters? How many dates before the tefillin date?

Incidentally, that son was a very lucky man. Unfortunately, you do not sound so lucky, yet still classy. I have no interest in your dating life, as I’m married to the finest woman alive, and have the world’s Two Cutest Children.

It never ceases to amaze me how people can do this. It makes my head want to explode. This director makes anti-american tripe and aides a abets those who would kill her lesbian butt. Isn’t lesbian palestinian muslim a complete contradiction? Palistinian is fiction itself. How can one be a lesbian muslim and not kill themselves? The Bible just says homosexuals will eventually die since their lifestyle prevents reproduction. Islam commands muslims to outright kill gays. So, again, how can one be a lesbian muslim?

Mark, that’s a good analogy, we all know in islam homosexuals, bi-sexuals, etc. are executed under sharia/islamic law.

“directed by a lesbian Palestinian Muslim.”

How can that be? Quesiton, how can you be either gay or lesbian and be a muslim and follow the teachings of islam? It doesn’t quite make sense to me. Now as for Ms. Winfrey, my mother still likes the lady and she gets her magazine by USPS mail (I know it’s my mothers opinion that she likes Oprah Winfrey, not mines or anybodies business).

For A1, bro, if you have a crush on Ms. Schlussel, that’s you’re opinion and business dude. I to think Debbie Schlussel is an attractive woman for her age, & if I met her in person, it’ll be an honor for myself and I don’t think DS would want to go out with me, because I happen to be 9 years younger than her and I don’t think she wants to date/go out with guys in their late 20s-early 30s (around my age bracket)?

I really like Judge Judy because what I have seen (and I haven’t watched in years) she was very good at putting a-holes in their place. I really like her show too as it is a great vehicle to illustrate to people who don’t understand when I lament how stupid women have gotten, how “hazer”-y (piggish) and what “schnorers” (moochers) men are today…in the context of “shacking up” with guys and opting to pay their way (in lieu of a respectful and committed marriage covenant). It is very much illuminated when you watch her show and see the 900,654,876 female dope taking her shack-up stud to court because she got dumped and/or used and is now feeling used and stupid.

BTW…if I were a judge I would throw EVERY ONE of those cases out. If you wanna play “Let’s pretend we’re married” that’s what you get. Ask Eva Gabrielsson how that worked for her! 😉

Oh, and I am interested now IF Dirty Biotch Winfrey will come a crawling back. It sure would prove that she is a bona fide narcissist (Not that we need the proof).

And I first heard DS on Howard Stern. I loved his show…especially when she was on it. Now I am too into politics to listen.

I hadn’t heard that she was a lib judge. I hope that’s not true because I like her no non-sense style. I find out she is a lib, it spoils it a little. She didn’t come across like a lib in her interview. I agree with her about how many stupid people are out there in inappropriate clothing. Especially in court. The last time I sat in a court room, it was a huge let down. The court officer didn’t have any control over the unwashed masses I sat around. People were not only dressed like carnies or worse, they shouted curse words at victims, and laughed out loud like the crowd of scum bags there were. It was Jerry Springer comes alive.

Deb, you just love to stick the knife in and make me jealous, don’t ya? All you dummies might as well stand down, it’s a fact La Deb has had a big crush on me for years.

Look it up, I said the day Oprah announced her show was closing that she’d be back. That monstrous ego can’t stand not being in the spotlight. Stern would be back in a minute, too, if it wasn’t all the money he’s making.

Too often, plaintiffs and their award-hungry attorneys, filing frivolous suites, successfully game the tort liability system, playing on jury emotion to extract preposterously outsized awards. Judge Judy, bless her, once again has stood her ground and given the right kind of advice.

I can see why you wonder since Judge Judy voted for Obama since she says she’s for gay marriage. But so what? I’ve been watching Judge Judy was a kid and I hope she stays on the air since there are no other tough Judges on TV like her.