Man Taken Aback By Hot Coworker’s Flatulence

(LEBANON) – Wal-Mart clerk Rodney Esbenshade said he had lost what at one time were feelings of “animal lust” for coworker Ashley Collins after hearing her fart today.

“She was stocking shelves when she bent down to grab a few more cans of Alpo Prime Slices in Gravy [dog food] and that’s when she let one fly,” said Esbenshade. “She must have thought no one was within earshot, but I just happened to be walking by the aisle at the time.”