Mila Kunis’s pregnancy details

Mila Kunis is on Ellen today. Parts of the interview have been shared in advance. The most interesting parts. Which, as usual, is …

BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because every time a celebrity gets pregnant, pregnancy is invented all over again.

Also, privacy apparently doesn’t apply to pregnancy. They put their hands up in our faces when we want them to get personal. And yet here she is, telling an international audience, that she’s hoping for natural childbirth. This isn’t personal? Isn’t that, like, the most personal?

No?

Oh, right. Because she won’t reveal the sex and the due date. So in keeping with that VERY CLEAR distinction between private and public, do not under any circumstances develop any curiosity about what the child might look like and don’t even think about looking at any pictures. Unless, you know, they post them to social media.