What, you haven't heard of that kind of woodle? Rubbish. If woodles do not exist, then you must be Crazy, a bit like Silent Penguin. Now, back to the point, woodles are lawful good green and blue chickens, (which also happens to be a bit like Silent Penguin).

They sometimes feed on Wikipe-tans, although as a result of this they also frequently suffer mop-beating-induced forehead wounds.