egffltm Kfirfj4 rTu V- KC m HteNU Eg1 BMW Jffia m r I fr K hr 5WstrTa - rasf J It AULTGaIGOROUS fcLAMB WA8 AN EXCEPTION TO v GENERAL RULE 4 T iudfls Pitman Found Out Its Charao Z iff In ij Short- TlmeBook Dev J trr nriAM1 na rAimA in V rw - Vj 11 V- juago Mtman a uiort Umo aeo 3s - M alPet aml ipf Ulechjl u nron Tn iff aren to ploy with It was a pretty goqd BlafOd Iamb and strong and orouj but the Judgesald ho preferred that kind because the children Would Sbe lew likely to hurt It On the day that it came home they turned It out Into the front yard twhbr it strayed about nibbling the - grass while the Judge tied upv his teranlums - J Mrs Pitman had the children In the house and shewaB reading to them fom a book a description of the char- qcterlstlcB of lambs JTho account ald that Tho iamb IB one of the most playful and innocent of animals So klhd and meek is it that Its name has or centuries been the synonym of lioness ana sweetness of disposition never injures any one and when It I...

ii i I i o o o o iyttftyAt topfitfUmH RJ Putnam Real Estate Farm aiid City Property For Sale ALL KINDS OF EXCHANGES MADE Property hand led by regular commission or by option If you want your property satisfactorily sold come in and list with me Make my office your headquar ters when in town R J PUTNAM I Opera House Block Jasper An Irishman one day wont into n barber etiop to get shaved After ho wns seated npd the lather about half applied tbn bnrbcr was called to an ad joining room whore lin was detained for somo time The barber bad in the shop a pot monkey which wascootinu ally imitating hia master As soon as tho latter left tho room thu monkey grabbed the brush and proceeded to finish latheribu the Irishman face After doing this ho took a rxzor from its case and strapped it and then turn ed to tho Irishman to sbavo him Stop that said tho latter firmly You mm tuck tho tow I in dm neck and put the soap on mo face but begorra ycr fathers got to share mo Ex Suffering Dollars Saved E S...

r ttV II St i it- L41 i I- If V M u i ft I I i 1 - i j I i 9 a I w15 Vl If i THE JASPER NEWS ROLAND D GRIFFITH Editor JASPER MISSOURI The Marrying Age It has often been said that a Is no older than sho looks and this Is really true Somo women are younger at 40 In appearance arid man nor than others are at 30 In this connection It Is proper to consider tho most suitable age for a woman to marry This depends upon circum stances for tho reasons nbovo glvon A generation ago when 25 was not far from tho average marrying ago a woman may havo been considered verging on old maldhood at 30 Now adays however tho tendency Is to marry lato rather than early In life and tho sensible woman who at 35 finds herself still unwed by no means despairs of being led to tho altar As a matter of fact tho majority of men only consider a woman old when she Is closo to tho fifties ard ven then they often find attractive qualities In her which younger women lack Gone nro the days when a man regarded youth and ...

tav i iir U i - ffli E It A If vh y ji MfeSJ I d JUKVW I wiS5S 4 mm - r - Mi ratotA1 i i U S NAVAL observatory Copyright I flnkI shill go and back the wlr ner now observes Lady Babs Tlin n1nnvanrn1rl rlmifrhlor rt trift earl of ulhatar grepiratoryt6 putting iiur inienuon into execution noma uii her riding habit with both hands bo as to exhibit as much as Bhe can of her jew top hoots to the crowd in tho birdcage - Youre going to do what asks Mrs Faneln astonishment butBabs pretendB not to bear- I say young woman calls her father One moment Where have you been for the last half hour Ive been on tho Heaf wlv Alured and Mrs Fane I fink Newmarkets the nicest place I know for ajgallop You ought to have seen my pony I held Alured from tho Ditchjright acwoss to the Bushoswivbut extendln liim and Alureds ranrevls quite moderately good youknoW Seen my boots ad hilral she asks InconBequently of an elderly man who comes up at thei mo ment The admiral Axes his pincB nez on his nose and affects d...

m m r ISM M If w Ill i it w If 1ft r 115 r i I life m Kr lva 3 I liai I IIJ i r vt H I r 4 i ft If I ha ir iii J I it Hi several days last week owing to the ill ness of tho teacher Miss Gertrude Spaid Chas Wood has purchased a new horse Geo Ball of Webb City was looking after business interests in this vicinity last Wednesday Miss Julia Milton and Mrs F Carter wore in Jasper Thursday afternoou Several from this neighborhood at tended flomor Kings sale Thursday ZION Thoro will be preaohiog at Zion church Saturday evening Sunday morning and evening by Rev Rogers The Zion W C T U will hold a sil ver medal contest at Lebanon church Saturday evening March 7 E D Boyd is moving to tbe place oo cupied by Mr Duncan last year The Radford boys were in Avilla Saturday on business Stella Covert was tbe guest of Grace Wampler Thursday The patrons of Sheridan sohool with with welt filled baskets marched in on their teacher Miss Lula Tunnell Sat urday noon and gave her quite a pleas ant surprise Tb...

JT V K o y i I m8 ffeAMJfl M H A 1- saloon ward but there woro a great many saloons in It My plan of cam palgu however did not include a sa loon canvass This needless to say I kept to myself but as I was not a hanger on around buffets It was probably surmised what my course of action would be I never could see any logical reason why a sane man should -go into saloon after saloon throw down a ten dollar bill for about 340 worth of liquor and have the bar keep sweep the cash Into his till without insulting you with the return of any beggarly change It looked quite as reasonable a propo sition to me that he should go into all the other legalized places of business In the ward after meat gro ceries hardware furniture cigars drugs clothing and follow the same course winding up at the undertak ing establishments and arranging for a cluster of funerals However that may bo paste this In your hat for future reference With mallco towards none and charity to all I am free to maintain that wher...

iv tM k - 1 1M SftT Km IC 36Hf i aa - tfFtf WW i - MAKE TASTY DISHES ErjtoM6AL bl8P68AL OF PVEft vegetables Heft Yeu May find- Solution df Prob terr That Confronts Housekeeper lit the Disposal of th Vr 8crap8 One ot Uj6 moat Borfotfa problems With ivhlcli tiio ordinary housewife is confronted during the winter- ia the Question of tho best means for tho eco nomical disposal of the loft over vego latrlea In tho summer months when green vegetables are plentiful there are scores of uses to which tho small messes left from dinner may bo put but when tho foods tb he disponed of Include such things ns squash turnip onions cabbage celnry radishes etc the cook ofton feels like abandoning tho task as a hopclcsii one In spito of this feeling however there are ways and means by which these apparently worthless left overs may bo utilized to advantage not In tho form of unpalatable messy mixtures with tho second days ear marks all over them but1 as tasty and attractive dishes that cannot fall to ...

i 3 M m iSi 1 1 I til i3 IF P 1 F 4 -I A If E eKJWWWJ o o o o o o o o o o o o o l o o o I o jjf - r - -- -- - I Want Far bWtfai Opera House Block Jasper f I am doing some advertising in the north and east and will have some peo ple here shortly with the money to buy farms If you want to sell your farm come in at once and list it with me Dont wait come now JPutnam ftJMltiWa f i No Use to Die I havo found out tral there is no uso to die of lung trouble as long as you can get Dr Kiuas Now Discovery says Mrs J P White of Rushboro Pa I would not livo to day only for that wonderful medicine It loosens up a cough quicker than anything else and cures lung dUvaso even after tho cciso is pronounced hopeless This most reliable remedy for coughs and colds lagrippe iisthmn brenchitis and hoarseness is sold under guarantee at Webb Bros dru store GOc and S1C0 Trial bottlo free Dr Schooler reports the birth of a girl baby to Mr and Mrs Henry Pugb 3 miles northwot of Jiisper last Satur day As Saturd...

IM5PB IftWi 1 k V r sjfiffeKMs TWiJVSi ayrarry cL Vv YnjHjT 4 VOL X Ems We still havo a few bargains in guns at Wolfis T yir JASPER MISSOURI TlfUIRSDAY MARCH 12 1908 BASKEr BALLD0Ph Strong Sp ingfleld TeanvHere aist Webb City is Sore On Snturdii tho 21st a game will bo played here against Springfield hiah mott piohably though this iVani has shown a great reluctance to moot Jispcr on account of stories ericuluted by the Wobb City team and may crawfish at tho last moment In that cisn Sarcoxio n ill be uiven the date A victory over SpriDgfield would wipe tbu slate clean of rivals so far as PmthjjILfttiFftfluriifi nfigjrrfTflrrAiriiii Ifr field beat Webb City 30 to 31 and thus look as good on paper as K C Cen tral Jasper will have to use overy ounce of ability thats in them to win This should be as good a game as the Kansas City contest and will probably draw as big a crowd Tho Webb City bosket ball team is getting real mad because the Jasper boys refuse them another game and are fillin...

I- w i r q im HS rv tCtl 1 THE JASPER NEWS 110LAND D GRIFFITH Editor JASPER MISSOURI Vster and Life Ot all the conditions preparatory to Ufo the presence of water composed of oxygon and hydrogen Is at once the most essential and the most world wide For If water be present the presence of other necessary elements Is probably assured If water exist that fact goes ball for the necessary temperature the gamut of life being co cxtenslve with the existence of wa ter as such It Is so consequentially declares Prof Lowells The Evolution of Llfo In the Century life being Im possible without water Whatever the planet this is of necessity true But the absolute degrees of temperature within which llfo can exist vary ac cording to the mass of the body an other of the ways in which mere size tells On the earth 212 degrees F limits the range at the top and 32 de grees F at the bottom In the case ol fresh water 27 degrees F In the case of salt On a smaller planet both limits would be lowered the top...

f ir f iv Vi JSVn 1 tt Viu 1 WKBSWwwfm tA t 1 WASHINGTON AlUrecords of 4n V terest In congressional kid members aro belne broken 5b v iho at tjTaprbfwn klBjjfftmttie Phlllpplnba tlratreceiTfngJn congress Tney are the distinct attractions not only ofitOjgalierles but of the mem Tjeriiinnd senators themselves CaptRlchmond Pearson Hobson of sscilatbry fame and Nicholas Long- wrsrth are has boons thatnolonger Teceive tne notice of up-to-date capltol guides Every one in Washington ap pears as -proud of these two resident commissioners Benito Legarda and Pablo Ocampo tie Leon the Philippine Islands havesent to Washington as jyoung America Is of his redtops or W Bourke Cockran of his latestforensic effort Theynrethe real congressional oddity for they can speak In either tho senate or house 6t course the senate has been kind enough to grant these Filipinos the same courtesies as the house but tho commissioners feel more at homo In the Informality of the lower body than ftTICE white bread Is...

ra w Pii 84 i V M Jfc ivr i THE JASPER NEWS E B GRIFFITH Editor JASPER - MISSOURI Entered at the PostofuaB at Jasper Mo as Socond olass matter Soptember 311898 Subscription Rates Ono Your 100 Six months 50 Threo months 25 Slnglo copios 05 Advertising rates furnished on appli cation AuvcitUIng uuttir run until ordered out Thk Nhts want a good live corres pondent in each community within ten miles of Jasper If jour neighborhood is not represented in our columns uud you would be willing to furnish items or know of nnyoue who would write to us about it Wo canooi offer pay for the service put will furnish all necessary stamps and stationery and put you on our list Ae should liko nothing bet tor than to cover this soctiou with a rural nows sortice and hope in tbo comparatively neir future to accom plish that very thing Tho News is in receipt this week of an article which cannot bo given spaco for the reason that our columns ara not open to tho airing of personal differ ences Such matters ...

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I l undei stood by the sharpers who lie In wait for tho ourplus bavlnga of those who do tho worlds hand work is evidenced by the fact that the literature bent out to luro the unwaij is full of phrases Itko this Why not become an associate of men who aie doing things We want your influence in jour community Tho men who nre in this enterprise are known in the business world and thoy desire coopeintlon of otheis who are capable of broad and Independent judgment of men like jourself who can see bejond the rim of a silver dol lar and appreciate large opportunities men of constructive abilities who are readyto take a hand In the develop ment of one of the greatest enter priser of the present day Your ad- vlce Influence and cooperation are more valuable to us than your money When this appeal Is put to a man who has always worked under otheis who has never been consulted by a business man whose opinions on bus ness matters have never been asked by any person outsldehls own family circle tho...

Sfc ft r 111- rr f 4 mwM PEOPLE TO BLAME HAVE THOUGHTLESSLY AIDED IN CENTRALIZING INDU8TRIE8 EVILS NOW CLEARLY SEEN Unequitable Distribution of the Earn ings of the People Inevitably lowed Growth of Small Towns and Communities Retarded Curing tho last few months of 1907 the people bad a Btrlking example ol the effects of too much centralization While all over the United States there was prosperity a few embarrassed concerns In Wall street New York brought about a financial stringency that became generally felt lor years the agricultural sections have been Bending money by the millions to the great financial centers Here it was used for the building up of great trusts and combinations which were greatly overcapitalized On this watered capitalization the people have tieen compelled to pay ponderous dlvi dends One natural law is that of concentrnl lzatlon segregation and in these mat ters Nature carries on Its work well but unnatural concentration like oth cr infractions of natural law...

In- 11 S V o o o o o o o II o o o o o o t i o I Want Farms I am doing some advertising in the north and east and will have some peo ple here shortly with the money to buy farms If you want to sell your farm come in at once and list it with me Dont wait come now JRJLEutnam Opera House Block Jasper At tbe request of some of the mer chants ofJiisper the News serves notice 00 a portion cf tbo young America of tbe city that the prnctice of defacing signs along Grand avenue must cease A number of bojs of the go whore fore thought is conspicuous only by its ab sence bive fallen into a habit of throw ing missiles nt and kicking tbe signs Its a bad habit boy and will get you into trouble if jon dont quit it By virtue of 11 deal consummated last Saturday C F Ljons is now the pro prietor of the C E Campbell restaur ant on the south hide Mr Campbell taking in evchange theiefor a number of shines in tbo local gas companys stock Mr Lyons bns not jet decided to give tho restaurant business bis per...

3 - J ws IV t vea - C ll VVtt - 9Saft4v i W 1- - - Itl km 3 SiL 13 iA sy327 te X HADE A MISfAKE Sarcoxlc Team Wanted a Prize Fight Not a Ball dome The basket ball toam mot with an unfortunate experience at Sarcozie Fri day night The boys wont overexpos ing a good clean game but were disap pointed In the first two minutes of play after Jasper had scorod six pointe on goals in rapid succession by Craw ford Wagner and Kyle doe- of the Bar oozlo players lost hia temper and struck Crawford and the crowd rushing into tl ftftirh - rnwford and bis assailant were being held to preveotfurther trouble and it seemed all difficulty was at an end the Sarcoxlo center made a rush at Craw ford but unfortunately for himself encountered another Jasper player on the way and was effectually repulsed This was tbo end of hostilities The Jasper boya were first told to leave the hall and then to proceed with tho game Supt Moon took the floor and stated to tho crowd that while his boys could play a ilttlo ba...

ST S l yr im M 11 I J r v i h k IP l H 1 THE JASPER NWS ItOLAND B GRIFFITH Editor JASPER j lHSSOURI Tenements People who know only the poverty to be found In villages and small cities have no conception of the terrible con ditions in crowded city -tenements For those conditions no one set of per Bona is to blame The cause Is slniply that too many people try to llvo on an aero of land A deep social struggle results of which the reecnt strike of tenants In New York Is an oxplo slon Hundreds of tenants agreed not to pay their rent on January 1 unless the landlords lowered tho rates The legal complications and the delays of eviction and court processes gavo tho tenants an advantage The landlords maintained that tho inoreaso of rents In recent years represents tho rise of values and tho higher cost of llvlnsr of building and of maintaining apart ments to comply with the tenement house laws Tho merits of the case or rathei of thousands of cases can not bo decided In a word Many so ciologi...