Whoever said, "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me," had never seen this calendar. An Insult-a-Day 2013 Calendar showcases a hilarious collection of malicious and catty quotes taken straight from the mouths of well-known entertainers, authors, politicians, and

There are a few things most multi-kid families have in common: Band-Aids are always in short supply; an unplanned visit to the dentist occurs just when the bills seem to be caught up; and silence is never a good thing. Another thing they have in common? Families everywhere love Baby Blues and

Sensual, sassy, and timelessly classicGÇöBetty BoopGäó is evergreen. More than just a popular cartoon character, she is an American icon. Plan your year as you join Betty in a wiggle and a giggle. After seven decades of successful merchandising, GÇ£Billion Dollar BettyGÇÖsGÇ¥ licensing opportunities havenGÇÖt s

Sensual, sassy, and timelessly classicGÇöBetty BoopGäó is evergreen. More than just a popular cartoon character, she is an American icon. Plan your year as you join Betty in a wiggle and a giggle. After seven decades of successful merchandising, GÇ£Billion Dollar BettyGÇÖsGÇ¥ licensing opportunities havenGÇÖt s

Sensual, sassy, and timelessly classicGÇöBetty BoopGäó is evergreen. More than just a popular cartoon character, she is an American icon. Plan your year as you join Betty in a wiggle and a giggle. After seven decades of successful merchandising, GÇ£Billion Dollar BettyGÇÖsGÇ¥ licensing opportunities havenGÇÖt s

Sensual, sassy, and timelessly classicGÇöBetty BoopGäó is evergreen. More than just a popular cartoon character, she is an American icon. Plan your year as you join Betty in a wiggle and a giggle. After seven decades of successful merchandising, GÇ£Billion Dollar BettyGÇÖsGÇ¥ licensing opportunities havenGÇÖt s

Please, somebody just put me out of my misery. ItGÇÖs hard to imagine that a bunny could ever feel this way, but the 2013 Bunny Suicides Engagement Calendar brings you 18 of Andy RileyGÇÖs funniest depictions of the clever ways that bunnies think up of ending their lives. Lots of space on a wee

Suicide may be painless, but youGÇÖre liable to hurt yourself laughing over the new methods these deeply depressed yet cute and cuddly bunnies have found to end their existence. Andy Riley has given us 12 months of entertainment all in one place, and while sometimes the method of bringing about the e

The Cartoons from The New Yorker 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar contains a selection of the freshest and funniest cartoons published in the magazine over the past year. Created by some of the most gifted and humorous artists today, these cartoons lampoon topics people deal with on a daily basisGÇörel

The cartoons of The New Yorker are among the most recognized cartoons in the world. Drawn by some of the most gifted and humorous artists of our time, they touch on topics people deal with on a daily basisGÇörelationships, money, family, health, careers, and politics. Bring some comic relief in

If you're looking for humor, look no further than homeGÇöClose to Home, that is. The hugely popular cartoon panel features the most peculiar-looking characters in the most amusing situations. Whether laughs are inspired by the woman who wins 5,000 free pills for being the pharmacy's 10,000th cu

Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis would be the first to admit that he's a little "cracked." The Crack Calendar features over 300 of his funniest cartoons. We defy anyone to look through them without cracking a smile!

Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis would be the first to admit that he's a little "cracked." The Crack Calendar features twelve of the funniest cartoons from his best-selling book, Crack. We defy anyone to look through them without cracking a smile!

Award-winning cartoonist Eric Decetis would be the first to admit that he's a little "cracked." The Crack Calendar features twelve of the funniest cartoons from his best-selling book, Crack. We defy anyone to look through them without cracking a smile! UPC: 764453088922

Dilbert spends his days in a fabric-covered box surrounded by coworkers who, in turn, are work-averse, naively enthusiastic, and occasionally prone to punching. All the while, their useless Pointy-Haired Boss rules with a fist that's more flabby than iron. Still, Dilbert fans everywhere relate to th

Dilbert spends his days in a fabric-covered box surrounded by coworkers who, in turn, are work-averse, naively enthusiastic, and occasionally prone to punching. All the while, their useless Pointy-Haired Boss rules with a fist that's more flabby than iron. Still, Dilbert fans everywhere relate to th

Dilbert spends his days in a fabric-covered box surrounded by coworkers who, in turn, are work-averse, naively enthusiastic, and occasionally prone to punching. All the while, their useless Pointy-Haired Boss rules with a fist that's more flabby than iron. Still, Dilbert fans everywhere relate to th

Dilbert spends his days in a fabric-covered box surrounded by coworkers who, in turn, are work-averse, naively enthusiastic, and occasionally prone to punching. All the while, their useless Pointy-Haired Boss rules with a fist that's more flabby than iron. Still, Dilbert fans everywhere relate to th

Now in its eighth procrastincarnation, Do It Later!Gäó provides all the tools required for your hands-off (but effective) approach to work. Each week presents a calendar grid with ample room for appointments, along with procrastinator wisdom, tips, and quotes; an organizational section for prio

Never kiss a rattlesnake. Put on the parachute before jumping from the plane. Don't bring your dog along if you're going to rob a bank. These seem like obvious pieces of advice, but there's apparently no shortage of rattlesnake kissers, as evidenced by this hilarious calendar. Offering another hilar

For Better or For Worse is a funny, engaging, poignant and sometimes touching story of an average North American family that consistently tops the newspaper comics polls. Produced via environmentally friendly processes, using chlorine free FSC-certified paper and vegetable-based inks, this be

Follow the shenanigans and silliness of Garfield and the gang in this daily calendar. Each page of the Garfield 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar features a full-color comic that will have fans chuckling, chortling, snickering, and even snorting at the antics of the tubby tabby, his owner Jon, Odie, a

He's older and wider and he's aging disgracefully! It's GarfieldGÇÖs 35th birthday, so let's party with the iconic cat in a big fat hairy way! Each colorful monthly spread of the Garfield 2013 Wall Calendar is bursting with cattitude, featuring fun art, a classic one-liner such as "The earlier

It's Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude. And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too). He's happy! Don't wreck it by not buying. UPC: 057668830043 EAN: 978143881

It's Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude. And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too). He's happy! Don't wreck it by not buying. UPC: 057668831989 EAN: 978143881

It's Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude. And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too). He's happy! Don't wreck it by not buying. UPC: 057668831170 EAN: 978143881

It's Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude. And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too). He's happy! Don't wreck it by not buying. UPC: 057668832375 EAN: 978143881

It's Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude. And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too). He's happy! Don't wreck it by not buying. UPC: 057668836014 EAN: 978143881

It's Happy Bunny is the adorable little bunny with the deplorable attitude. And he seems like the only one who tells it like it is to those who really need to hear it (so consider this calendar as a great gift, too). He's happy! Don't wreck it by not buying. UPC: 057668835239 EAN: 978143881

If there's an endangered species in your freezer, you wash your entire car with the gas station squeegee, you've clogged your drains with pet hair, or three of your fridge's four shelves are devoted to beerGÇöyou might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy's best redneck jokes fill the pages of the Jeff Fox

Jeff Foxworthy has many talents. He's the largest selling comedy-recording artist in history, a best-selling author, a multiple Grammy Award nominee, and one of the most successful comedians in the country, but his You Might Be a Redneck If . . . jokes have made him a star. His best redneck humor is

If you think no joke is X-rated as long as it is funny, this is the daily calendar for you! Lewd and crude, this is the biggest, baddest collection of dirty jokes and politically incorrect punch lines you'll find. UPC: 764453090291 EAN: 9781416290292

Having a good sense of humor is a must in every career. It's critical if you're a lawyer or anyone associated with the law profession. Luckily, the Lawyers 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar serves up just the right amount of bizarre laws, crazy-but-true lawsuits, quips from actual court records, and f

MAXINEGäó is the lean, mean griping machine who says all those things that we wish we could! With her canine sidekick, Floyd, she takes a stab at most everything, pausing only long enough to straighten her blue hair! This calendar will keep you snickering through the year. ISBN: 1423816110 UPC: 03

HallmarkGÇÖs fabulous fussbudgetGÇöa year of MAXINEGäó is what you need to sharpen your sarcastic wit and embrace your inner-grump! Cranky since 1986, MAXINEGäó has made cynicism fun and accessible. ISBN: 1423815408 UPC: 9781423815402

Hallmark's fabulous fussbudgetGÇöa year of MAXINEGäó is what you need to sharpen your sarcastic wit and embrace your inner-grump! Cranky since 1986, MAXINEGäó has made cynicism fun and accessible. ISBN: 1423817222 UPC: 038576031036

HallmarkGÇÖs fabulous fussbudgetGÇöa year of MAXINEGäó is what you need to sharpen your sarcastic wit and embrace your inner-grump! Cranky since 1986, MAXINEGäó has made cynicism fun and accessible. ISBN: 1423815254 UPC: 9781423815259

HallmarkGÇÖs fabulous fussbudgetGÇöa year of MAXINEGäó is what you need to sharpen your sarcastic wit and embrace your inner-grump! Cranky since 1986, MAXINEGäó has made cynicism fun and accessible. ISBN: 1423813863 UPC: 038576354333

In the Medical Bloopers 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar real-life doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals administer a daily dose of humor as they share medical-chart gaffes, transcription blunders, and amusing anecdotes. For example, a man stopped in the radiology department of a hospital

Anything that is thrown away will immediately be needed. The traffic lane you merge into promptly stops moving. And the phone call you've been waiting for comes the minute you're out the door. When all else fails, blame Murphy's Law, the popular adage that states if anything can go wrong, it will. T

Whether they're following along as Danae tries to blow up the Internet, appreciating "dog management" (two options: eat and poop), or identifying with the Humpty Syndrome (he sits on the wall because there is a sign telling him sitting is strictly prohibited), readers of all ages love the sardonic,

A charming and lighthearted paean to play and spontaneous fun. Every month, Nuns Having Fun peeks behind the veil of convent life, offering an unexpectedly delightful image of nuns on their downtimeGÇökicking back, letting loose, having a great time with their sisters. ISBN: 0761167013 EAN:

Every day, nurses make a difference in the lives of others, whether making lifesaving decisions or simply making a patient's bed more comfortable. The Nurses 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar is dedicated to them, providing a lighthearted look at their profession, with true tales, quotes, jokes, and m

Nurses may be the hardest-working people in the medical profession, multitasking and handling stressful situations with unending patience and a smile. They deserve a break during their busy shifts, and the Nurses 2013 Wall Calendar is the perfect prescription. Each monthly spread features a v

Millions of work hours are wasted every year by employees trying to figure out how to while away their day. Surfing the Internet is pass?, handheld video games are too noisy, and gabbing around the watercooler is nothing if not clich?. Now workers can spend the precious hours between 9 and 5 where tding. es of all time.

Whether you're a philosopher like Linus, a Flying Ace like Snoopy, or a lovable loser like Charlie Brown, there is something to touch your heart or make you laugh in the beloved comic, Peanuts. Peanuts is a touchstone that generations embrace with love and loyalty. Bring some warmth and happi

Whether you're a philosopher like Linus, a Flying Ace like Snoopy, or a lovable loser like Charlie Brown, there is something to touch your heart or make you laugh in the beloved comic, Peanuts. Peanuts is a touchstone that generations embrace with love and loyalty. Bring some warmth and happi

Whether you're a philosopher like Linus, a Flying Ace like Snoopy, or a lovable loser like Charlie Brown, there is something to touch your heart or make you laugh in the beloved comic, Peanuts. Peanuts is a touchstone that generations embrace with love and loyalty. Bring some warmth and happi

With a colorful cover featuring Snoopy, Woodstock, and an inspirational Scripture, this ultra-portable planner for 2013 will keep you organized all year long while brightening your day every time you make note of an important date. The two-year planner features month-at-a-glance grids with space fo

Whether you're a philosopher like Linus, a Flying Ace like Snoopy, or a lovable loser like Charlie Brown, there is something to touch your heart or make you laugh in the beloved comic, Peanuts. Peanuts is a touchstone that generations embrace with love and loyalty. Bring some warmth and happi

It's going to be another successful year for the nutty Pearls Before Swine crew with the Pearls Before Swine 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar. Each daily page of the Pearls Before Swine 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar features an uproariously funny comic strip. The Sunday strips are in full-co

It's going to be another successful year for the nutty Pearls Before Swine crew with the Pearls Before Swine 2013 Wall Calendar. The images in the crazy Pearls Before Swine 2013 Wall Calendar, one for each month, are specially drawn and brightly colored panels from fans' favorit

Kick it old school with vintage-inspired images that combine an appreciation for boozing with a new witticism each month. This calendar will have you laughing so hard you'll fall off your barstool! UPC: 057668834508 EAN: 9781438819259

With over one million Positions of the Day titles sold, this daily calendar promises another year of naughty fun thanks to an inspiring range of the wildest and sexiest entanglements imaginable, complete with difficulty ratings! This calendar contains explicit images and is intended for a mat

Tundra is currently syndicated to more than 350 media outlets. Alaskan Chad CarpenterGÇÖs hit single-panel comic is a perfect calendar fit in 2013. His enthusiasm for the great outdoors and the crazy cast of critter characters he creates are welcome additions in any home, office, or dorm. ISBN

UrbanDictionary.com, a user-created online dictionary of modern slang, attracts more than 200 million visitors a year. Called "unruly but surprisingly useful" by the New York Times, the site makes it easy for coworkers to learn what "laborhood" means, lets college students debate the definiti

Lauded by the Los Angeles Times as "one of the freshest and most imaginative comic strips," Zits artfully and humorously contrasts the experiences of adolescence and parenthood. Dating and driving, curfews and college applications, laundry and life lessonsGÇöit's all here, as the Zits

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