Chwiis: Shut up mates, I’m trying to find out what Rimie had for breakfast this morning!

Dark: I would ask you why would you care about what he does, but I’m too Max Goof to ask shit like that.

Alex: If I were him I’d probably have a nice plate of toast.

Chwiis: Nah, Rimie is too much of a fuq boi to eat toast, he probably had a bowl of Captain Crunch. Man, I wish there was a way more me to just run all the way to where he lives

Boograssi: Because that isn’t creepy.

Chwiis: I just want to confront him fgt.

Heo: Guys chill, enough cursing in this house. I know how to calm everybody down……….CHURROS AND TAMALES ESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TD: Oh god…….

GODuncan: That could make for a great RP snack, you know like the RP you’re supposed to be at! >.>

RJ: *types on GO’s wall* “Ooooh, well you see, I’m at the movies and can’t make it, sorry.”

GODuncan: I’m watching you type it….

RJ: Eh weren’t you dead last week? Just goes to show how little I care about your wiki.

GODuncan: Just goes to show how gay you are.

RJ: Just goes to show you got blocked by Chip on your own wiki twice.

GODuncan: Well at least I’m not a gay homo like you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOOLOL

RJ: I’M NOT GAY GOD DAMN IT

(A phone rings as RJ pulls it out of his pocket.)

RJ: Let me get this call right quick, It’s my friends from the Gay Boys of Facebook Club.

(Dark and Toast are racing in the woods with Rocker but are out classed as he finishes in 20 seconds.)

“Went the distance now I’m back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive!”

(The gang are being shown clips of Sky and take notes.)

“So many times it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory. Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past. You must fight just to keep them alive.”

(The Gang are doing backflips over mountains, failing each time but still trying.)

“It's the eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival!”

(Boograssi, Rocky, Fiz and RJ are jumping from tree to tree with Rocker, getting closer to him than ever before.)

“And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night.And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger!”

(TD starts doing push ups, at first only doing 50, but within a week it turns into 500 in two minutes.)

“It's the eye of the tiger It's the thrill of the fight! Rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known survivor, stalks his prey in the night. And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger.”

(Heo and Chwiis walk into a cave and mercilessly kill bears with their bare hands. They leave laughing and high five each other with the blood all over their palms.)

Heo: Good job man!

Chwiis: You too, pal!

(Chwiis stops following Heo, looks around and runs into the cave to grab the two carcasses.)

Chwiis: Time to clear some more space on my wall!

(Toast and Dark are seen jumping up and down in happiness at the end of the finish line, having beat Rocker himself, meanwhile Fiz does a fifty flip, 360, corkscrew backflip over the mountain all while making a sandwich.)

“The eye of the tiger…..”

Rocker: You guys did great! I’ve never felt so proud, you know what, you’ve earned this….

(Rocker grabs a box and starts handing out black trench coats and shades to everyone.)

Rocker: You guys have mastered the way of Keanu Reeves, now get out there!

Rocky: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chwiis: I know what I’m doing with this.

TD: So do I!

(The Gang fly off to their respective goals.)

Rocker: Damn it I said I wasn’t going to cry…..

(We cut to a busy city. Traffic is packed, the streets are filled with citizens trying to get to work, and stores are hectic with demanding customers.)

(Rocky is seen in his house, at the front of his computer. He looks different, his shirt sleeves have been destroyed as his now Hulk like arms pop out.)

Rocky: Ok, Rocky...it’s time.

(Rocky types in a URL as moaning sounds can be heard.)

Rocky: AWWWWW, YEAH.

(Rocky puts on some lotion and gets out some tissues just before the scene ends.)

(6 hours have passed since Obama created the weed law and in that time everybody has already began to smoke, allowing for RJ to use his newfound powers to take over the city. It seems he has already began to work on his kingdom.)

RJ: BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING!

(RJ starts whipping civilians as they stop their work on making Selena Gomez CDs and get on a knee)

Person: TAKE IT EASY MAN! These groovy CDs are meant for fun, not torture! You need to get in on the Sticky Icky Act Obeezy just made. *smokes dat good shit*

RJ: How about you get to work!

(The people go back to assembling as a strange figure comes by.)

Dark: This. Ends. Here.

RJ: Dark?

(Dark has fur all over his body, a red sweater and sunglasses. It’s finally happened: he has become Max Goof. Well, a Max Goof that packs heat.)

Dark: I’M TOO MAX GOOF FOR PEOPLE NOT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM!

(Dark fires at RJ as RJ begins dodging faster than the speed of light. It looks like this battle is going to take a while.)

“Maybe this wasn’t a very good idea.”

“Yeahhhhhhh.”

(Boograssi and Heo have been following the action this whole time, flying over areas and observing.)

Boograssi: But hey, I managed to get a new season of Breaking Bad on TV.

Heo: Nice. I made a car appear in front of me, the girls are just going to be coming in flocks. I mean, I still don’t have a license so my mom will have to drive me but I GOT A CAR.

(The two fly back to Heo’s house where Rocker is sitting on the couch watching American Horror Story.)

(Chwiis is at the world premiere of Rimi’s latest film, hiding in the audience. Rimi gets out of his limo with a big smile on his face, walking down the red carpet as the camera’s of the paparazzi flash while they take pictures.)

Rimi: Thank you, thank you, I’m very happy to have all of you here for the grand premiere! The movie begins in an hour so excuse me while I head to the back!

(Rimi walks into the building and heads backstage with his guards.)

Chwiis: Not on my watch…

(Chwiis walks through the audience and attacks a security guard.)

Guard: OOF!

(Chwiis puts the guards clothes on himself and follows Rimi and his entourage.)

Rimi: I think I can get a quick RP in with my Girlfriend before this starts. Last night it was just me and her as Duncan and Heather, man was that some fun, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink ;)

Guard: Good to know boss, good to know……

Rimi: This movie is going to blow everyone’s minds, sweep it, pick it up, put it all back together and then blow their minds again, it’s just that freaking good!

Guard: I’m sure it’s one heck of a movie.

Rimi: It’s probably my best work since “Dumb”.

Chwiis: That’s not really saying much.

Rimi: What did you just say?

Chwiis: I said your movies and your writing skills are crap.

Rimi: HOW DARE YOU! YOU’RE FIRED, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Chwiis: No.

Rimi: No!? You don’t have any choice.

Chwiis: I’m pretty sure I do.

Rimi: Really? Restrain him and get him out of the building!

Chwiis: Woah now! Don’t want to do anything you’ll regret, do you?

Rimi: What are you talking about!

(Chwiis removes his guard clothes and face mask to reveal himself.)

Rimi: CHWIIS!

Chwiis: That’s my name.

(Chwiis knocks out the two guards but when he goes to attack Rimi he gets cheap shotted.)

Rimi: You aren’t getting in the way of my movie!

Chwiis: What is the name of your little movie anyway?

Rimi: Well if you weren’t living under a rock you’d know the name of my movie is…..

(TD is at the world premiere looking at the big screen. The words “Anna Belle” appear and the movie begins as he tries to get into it to no avail.)

TD: Well this is shit.

(Heo and Boograssi are recounting what’s going on to Rocker.)

Rocker: Fine, I’ll reverse it *snaps fingers* Depending where they are they’ll lose their powers at different times.

(Consuela Oliva comes out with a plate of burritos as the three begin to eat dinner.)

(Rocky is in the middle of doing some very non PG things when suddenly his arm shrinks back to normal.)

Rocky: CARPAL TUNNEL, DAMN IT!

(RJ and Dark soon lose their powers right in the middle of their epic battle.)

Dark: So….

RJ: So……

(The two charge each other and engage in a slap fight, mean while Toast loses his powers while flying and lands right on top of them.)