ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): It doesn't take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on. After chugging down a bottle of hot sauce, especially this one, what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's...

Ass in Antarctica Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): When the heat becomes unbearable, do you feel like you need a vacation? We hear Antarctica is a nice place to chill out. This is the cheapest fare available. One swig and you'll be on your way. Caution, this pepper sauce is seriously hot. In fact,...

Blair's After Death Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 150 ml): The fiery Zen Master brewed this tasty and blazing sauce for those of us who want it all. Suggested uses: use Blair's After Death Hot Sauce sparingly on Wings, meatloaf, seafood, chile cheeseburgers, sushi or anything you desire. Blair's After...

CaJohn's Select Fatalli Puree (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): CaJohn selects only the finest chiles for his signature line of purees. Ground fresh from the fields, they are blended with distilled vinegar. Citric acid and Vitamin C are added to preserve color, then bottled immediately. The result is a minimum...