August 2008 Table of Contents

For decades, John Francis refused to ride in cars, kept a strict vow of silence, and—while he was at it—hiked thousands of miles across North and South America. Now that he's opened his mouth again, the world—and Hollywood—are listening.

Thru-hiking? For pansies. Endurance mountain biking? Pshaw. We challenged our man to the ultimate indoor (outdoor) test: a full day and night in Bean's flagship store. Will he survive 24-hours in gear-junkie paradise? Would you?