Homer, The Simpsons' Movie wrote:SPIDER PIG SPIDER PIG Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does Can he swing From a web No he cant He's a pig LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!! He is a SPIDER PIG!!

Nice....I've never seen the movie, but that song just sticks in your head....good advertising.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.What a stupid lamb.What a sick, masochistic lion."-Twilight

"Comb the desert!" - Spaceballs

-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?-My pit bull is my co-pilot.-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?-Well behaved women rarely make history.-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

Our Flyer, Who drink in heaven, FSM be thy name, Thy ketchup come, Thy sauce be done, On earth as it's served in heaven. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,As we forgive those who serve it to us. And lead us not into takeaways, Who deliver pizzas so evil. For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti. For breakfast and dinner, RAmen

That's one quote you can ramble off without mentioning the source, and most people know where you got it. It's also one my roleplaying group can apply to any number of situations that come up in our games.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -Lazarus Long