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Sunday, November 18, 2012

Timmy Tomcat Admits his Addiction!

Well Cats... Time to come clean. I have an admission to make. I am not proud of it but they say you have to make a clean breast of things so you can move forward with life.First I guess I have to let you know why I am letting the cat out of the bag, or coming out of shadow. Pops gave me the ultimatum. Get help or... We never got into the or, thank goodness. So, well, here goes.Hi, My name is Timmy Tomcat, and, I am a Plastic Chewer! There! I said it. Don't judge unless you be judged. No throwing bricks in a glass house. Don't chew your feet unless... Oh, maybe that's for another day...

Oh my goodness it tastes so Goooood!

Yes it is a delicacy. Not all plastic mind you. Just some special succulent tasty plastic. When Pops brings his laundry home! That bag is just, YUM! Then when he brings in the cat food, oh my, heaven. I see those cases come up the stairs with the light shining on that cool smooth wonderful plastic. I start to think of how it smells, how it looks, how it TASTES! There are different flavors and that is the best part. The Mariners catch, yes, Ocean Whitefish and Tuna Dinner, heaven, and, oh-my-cat, the marvelous wrapping of Salmon Dinner, simply ecstasy!

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little kitties.

So there, I admit my weakness. I am now going to get help. Is there a 12 step for plastic eating kitties?PSI don't want to worry my pals. I do not eat the Delicious plastic. Just kinda chew it up. No vet trips fur this cat!Love you allTimmy Tomcat

Hi Timmy. We saw your comment at House Panthersand decided it was time to come over and see your handsome self!We are glad toy only chew and not swallow ;)Our Tillie likes to chew when she gets the chance.More often, she likes to chew...books. Those nice paperback ones.She even does it when Mom is reading them :oYup, you may have lots of company in your 12 Step class,heeheeDid you send your folks out fishing to get you kitties a decent meal ;) heeheeHope you have been having lots of good days!Purrs Tillie and Georgia,Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

pee ess...tell pops ta stock up on de pate...we hurd friskies iz doin away with sum certin flavorz but we dunno if this bee troo... coz it came outta a purrson mouth N knot a kitteh; but just ta bee safe.....

Brighton loves plastic bags and Teri has to be very careful when she comes back from shopping to hide them...FAST!

We see you were the highest (and only, hahameow)on the cute cat salt and pepper shakers we donated to Random Felines auction! Marg hasn't yet contacted us with your mailing address or if you have paid yet, but they are boxed up and ready to go!