So, Baylor University, which remains under investigation by the NCAA following its horrific sexual assault scandal and his thusfar somehow avoided the NCAA “death penalty” (aka the NCAA’s ability to suspend a sports program from competing for a year or more), has this secret society named the NoZe Brotherhood.

The levels of irony contained by a Baptist school’s pranky secret society modifying the slogan of an American president with sexual assault allegations of his own and earnestly (I think) placing it on clothing intended to raise money to aid sexual assault victims was too complicated to parse.