Cleveland steamer

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There is some debate about the proper definition of a Cleveland steamer. One thing is certain. Shit is involved. Read on and decide for yourself.

Definition One

To leave a bowel movement upon the chest, bedsheets, or pillow of an unsuspecting, sleeping former sex partner, with whom one has just enjoyed a powerfully yummy one-night stand. Yes, it is phenomenally gross, sick, and unhygenic. I'm not advocating a lifestyle here, folks.

Definition Two

Definition Two is not much better than definition one. It is also defined as defecating on the chest/belly of one's partner while tit fucking, tea bagging, or otherwise astride their upper torso.