Tabs

6/27/2007

Scared Utility Vehicle...

OK people, I've got a bone to pick with some of you. Those of you who drive SUVs, stay with me. Those of you who don't, take a break and check out these videos.

SUV drivers, you might be misunderstanding the purpose of your vehicle. You travel in a sport UTILITY vehicle. The original idea behind them was to be able to provide comfort while still being able to go wherever. However, in the past decade, you've turned the SUV into a wimpy neo soccer mom ride. Most of you don't even take them off road anymore. Could you do me a favor? STOP DRIVING SO SLOW OVER SPEED BUMPS! If you have a giant Chevy Tahoe, you can rest easy that it can handle the stress that they put on the suspension.

Next time you see my Xterra in your rearview in the Target parking lot, just hit the gas and get out of my way. I need to get in and buy some shampoo...