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Kim: Tom, remember what I said about the cockpit windows being vulnerable during atmospheric descent?
Tom: Yeah?
Kim: Then what are we doing flying through the atmosphere of a class-J gas giant?
Tom: Relax Harry, this ship has one thing going for it; moxy.

Crewmen Telfer: It's like from one of those Alien movies you know! When that damned creature bursts out of your body!!!

Doctor: Seven's been secretly having orgies on this ship? Well I never...

Kim: Erm Tom... This is a starship remember?

Janeway: Crewmen Telfer you are not a hypochondriac and if you don't swear to never bother me again with this nonsence I'll crash this ship straight into that asteroid ahead of us!

Synchronized diving, olympic since 2000, provides us with another remarkable show: "Young Tom Paris in the Delta Flyer together with his long time colleague Chakotay in the shuttle Cochrane have taken up on the challenge of this years galactical diving championship. They had an impressive start, taking up speed nicely, avoiding the asteroids elegantly, but - OH NO, Chakotay isn't synchronous any longer, he did an extra spiral and crashed his shuttle on a observation satellite! Such tragedy! Tom dives from an impressive distance, does
the proper amount of rotations and dives in a well aimed angle into the water! Well done, although he won't score since his partner got lost. What a shame!"

Tal Celes: "Don't leave! You're the only one holding this family together!"

Down here all the crew is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The folks back on Earth ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But folks in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the Borg get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody hate us
Or try 'ssimilate us
Oh no siree
We what defy the regulations book
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Not even Chuckles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Now life is well lax,
We got the gelpacks
Naturally
Even the Vulcans start to play
It's dancing Tuvok all the way
You'll all be ravin'
See our Fair Haven
Under the sea

Engineering is clearing
B'Elanna dun runner,
Seven is chillin', for fun she is willing
Seska impressed her
Lon Suder, he wooed her
William Chapman, knows how to rap man
What can you say?
The Delaney Twins
Are good on the strings
Lang rockin' out
The Doctor he sings
Ayala and Golwat
Know where it's all at
Voyager, hey!

Under the sea
Under the sea
See Crewman Chell, playing the bell
It's music to me!
What do they got? A lot of orders
We got a playground wit'out no borders
Oh Captain Janeway
know how to partay
Under the sea
Watch Mr. Neelix
Jammin' a new mix
Under the sea
Why, even Harry
A tune he can carry
That's why it's better
Down where it's wetter
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea!

"Well, Mr. Neelix. It seems your declaration of a banquet in honour of the Shloovians has been rejected. The last transmission from their government concerns their abject horror at your threat of Leola Root Surprise, and their decision to activate the planetary self destruct".

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We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, and the best of us is washed away.