Miranda Kerr is ready to “sexually explore” with women

It’s only been about six months since Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom announced their separation, but they’re already moving on to bigger and better things. In fact, Miranda is ready to do some sexual exploration… with women as well as men! Asked about her romantic life in the new issue of GQ, she said:

“I appreciate both men and women. I love the female body and truly appreciate the female form. I really enjoy sketching women, especially their backs. I definitely need a man in the bedroom, however — a nice strong chest to lie on. Still, I want to explore. Never say never.”

“I’m dating. I’m loving it. Two happy parents are better than two unhappy parents. This is my time to explore and have some fun. I’m not looking to fall in love again quickly.”

Well, that’s that, I suppose. I mean, let’s be frank – Miranda Kerr is not a lesbian, nor is she even bisexual. She’s probably one of those women who would have a threesome with a woman because the dude she was sleeping with wanted it. Which, that’s it’s own thing, so whatever. I’m sure there are lots of men – and ladies – who was into that.

It’s GQ, of course she’s going to add some sort of titillating comment about how she “enjoys the female form” and “wants to explore” to pander to the self-absorbed brainless apes that buy that shit catalogue so they can wank to the mental image of her getting it on with another lady thinking “yeah man this is real”.

And spot how she says “explore” but that she still wants a man in her bed at the end of the day. Like, that’s a textbook example of pandering to the male gaze: “I would like to get it on with a lady but the only thing that can actually satisfy me is a big ol’ dick so don’t worry guys, you’re not being replaced, you’re still #1. Would you like to watch?”.

It’s really interesting how the comments about her post divorce are so negative because people make assumptions about what kind of person she is or how it was probably her fault, that she’s a terrible mother ect… Having gone though a divorce myself I understand the backlash and criticism you get as a woman with that label attached when you make the transition and I feel it’s often a bit undeserved and unfair. I wish her all the best and I hope she’s enjoying being free and single.

She’s notorious for already having “sexually explored” half the men in Hollywood, even while she was married. She’s known for stopping at nothing to promote her “career.” Pathetic famewhore with a very average looking face.