Fresh Air from Kreuznach Spa's Salinas. Made in Germany.

Author: Salinenluft Admin

Good news for all you fresh air junkies out there: Salinenluft will cut its prices. 30 Euros or unbelievable 50 per cent off from our most recent price: That is the new price for one half litre bottle full with fresh saline air.

We at Salinenluft had quite a hard time in achieving this goal. Thanks to our new partner, an independent mobile bottle-filler, we axed our production costs. Our partner company is now filling saline air directly at Saline Valley – just as we did so far.

Only we were doing it with our own hands, whereas now a mobile bottle-filling machine fills the bottle, corks it, puts the label on, wraps it up and packs it. It needed a few modifications, but we did it.

With our new prices we are ready to compete at mass markets. These mass markets will be eBay Hong-Kong, Taobao for all of China and Amazon India. Then many more can breathe a fresh breeze – at low costs. Expect us!

We have good news for you: Finally the hibernation cycle in Saline Valley is over and we can go into production for 2017.
On March 27th the first graduation tower began to pump brine again. One day later the other towers were switched on. Now the brine, the salty thermal water, trickles down over 1000 meters of blackthorne walls and fills the air with a healthy odoriferousness.
The new production phase of saline air begins on April 1st. By starting one week later we ensure that the gradient houses are in production long enough, thereby having already filled Saline Valley with our precious air.

Only five bottles of 2016 are left. By placing your order right now, you can make sure to get one of the rare first range.

Please see our „about“ page for further information on saline air production.

Dear President-elect Donald Trump!
We at Salinenluft – fresh air made in Germany – would like to present our best wishes for your upcoming presidency. Alas, we have learned that you are rather quick tempered. Our high quality German air – bottled in the Saline Valley not far away from your ancestor’s home village – gives you a chance to cool down, to take a break, to calm it. It could be of vital help in your demanding new job. Imagine mad Kim to start a missile: no need to nuke Pyongyang. Just take a sniff and the world is a better place. Merkel is not doing what you told her? Open a bottle of Salinenluft and rest assured: she does not have any. Please let us now if we can be of any assistance. The first bottle will certainly be on the house.
Kind regards,
Stefan Butz
Founder of Salinenluft

The frenzy of wrath is like any other frenzy: The best cure is fresh air. (Franz Grillparzer)

We at Salinenluft, especially its founder and CEO Stefan Butz and its managing directress Lisa M. Mohr, are proud that our German quality product Salinenluft receives so much attention all over the world. Thank you, céad míle fáilte, Спасибо, धन्यवाद्, 谢谢 and certainly dankeschön!

Thanks to Ruptly, the Russian news agency, Salinenluft is shown to a new clientel worldwide. A staff member of Ruptly’s German branch did the video this morning. Large numbers of visiors due to the publishing of this video on youtube caused our website to be offline later in the evening. The video was made in totally frozen Salina Valley where no brine at all was trickling down the stacked brushwood at the large gradient towers. As post production took place by the this one staff member while driving a car up to the far away North Sea port of Bremerhaven, we would like to add some information the video has missed – especially for our Ruptly and Russia Today clientel and for all conspiracy theorists worldwide:

Salinenluft certainly does marvels against chemtrails and the radon laden air in Bad Kreuznach fights any trails of aluminium and barium perfectly. Please forget about the last sentence of the video. It does not have any secret meaning.

Now the gradient houses are silent. No more salty water runs down the stacks of brushwood. Winter is coming. The salinas in Saline Valley, where our air is engineered, are standing still and will operate again in spring 2017.

We are now selling all those bottles we filled during summer and autumn. Get one as a present for Christmas, for Maulid an-Nabī, for Pongal, for Dong Zhi, for Chanukka or for any other occasion. There are fewer and fewer bottles in stock every day. So be quick!

We are still on: A couple of weeks ago, ZDF, Europe’s biggest single broadcaster, did a piece on Salinenluft. Due to German laws, ZDF has to de-pubish its content online after a couple of weeks (crazy, isn’t it?). Yet, Salinenluft is still on: on ZDF’s Facebook channel. Thanks a lot, guys! Have a look here.

The Mental Floss magazine braught the Salinenluft story back to facebook. There and on Twitter, strange things had already happened. In Facebook the likes for Salinenluft exploded shortly after the fan page for Salinenluft was set up. It now has more than 6000 likes – mainly from Pakistan. “I cannot tell you why”, says Salinenluft founder Stefan Butz. India, Egypt, the Philippines plus various countries on the Arabian peninsula follow after Pakistan (China has neither Facebook nor Twitter).

Our first large order just came in: more than 100 bottles will be sent soon to an entrepreneur in Berlin. Thank you for your trust in our new business. Hopefully many other big orders by many different companies will follow. We are certainly happy to provide consumers all over the world with our high quality product as well. As we are still in pre-sales, it is your chance now to order your bottle of Salinenluft – fresh air made in Germany.

Our first load of freshly bottled Salinenluft has been completed, the movie as well, and the website is launched: Pre-sales start on June, 5th. Go and get one of the very first bottles of fresh air made in Germany.
During pre-sales you will get 20 percent off of our bottled air. Because our systems still may show various problems; this can allow for delays or other inconveniences in receiving our product. By buying during pre-sales, you accept these quirks. Furthermore we do not have all of our products in stock but you can start with our single pack only. Pre-sales will end on June, 20th.

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