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Monthly Archives: June 2013

Pretty cut and dry. You scored 40 g-notes more than once, scored 50 g-notes in 05-06. Oh yeah you were a number one overall pick and also a Stanley Cup winner. If a shit ton of teams pursue you bro, you got that pedigree Vinny, make em sweat, make em wait, and make sure you let them know that you 1000% have a matinee for Les Mis and that you’ll call them.

Bryz is bought out. Mumbling of Danny Briere gettin bought out too. It’s gonna be interesting to see what other teams are gonna exercise that amnestyville horror shit this summer. The draft should be sweet. UFA July 5th should be sweet. Wish it was on July 4th just so I can watch that and Independence Day and see Bill Pullman’s remarkable performance as the President. Here’s one of his “should’ve been nominated for an oscar scenes”:

Anyway. It would be remarkable if contract negotiations in the NHL legit took place like this:

If you think we’re not gonna be continuously document the Chicago Blackhawks summer long celebration you’re dumb.

The video above is the Patty Kane and the rest of the Chicago Blackhawks at the Rockit on Hubbard in Chicago poppin ‘pagne bottles in pure fashion and shootin that ‘pagne on the people outside. ALOT OF P’s IN THAT SENTENCE.

SHHHHIIIIIIET

Like I said, we’re gonna continue highlighting the Hawks celebration and I’m gonna preface by saying it’s probably gonna be a real majestic summer for those yugs. This is just the beginning…