What the fark is wrong with you people? Fast food shiat? Really? You can cook an egg and make toast in 5 minutes for half the price. Seriously, if I wasn't so full from breakfast I would track every single one of you down and stick a fork through each of your eyes.

/ I don't mean both eyes.// Just one eye for each of you./// Do slashies come in threes?

From the depths of my cold, dead heart. I honestly would line every fast-fooding eating motherfarker up against the wall and scoop out their gallbladders with a melon-baller. Unfortunately for me, but fortunately for them, I have a lot of cleaning to do at the moment. I also don't know where my melon-baller is. I think it might have fallen behind the couch, actually, so no one is off the hook yet.

Psycoholic_Slag:tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

Can't get breakfast all day to my knowledge but if you want the triple-whataburger combo at 7am you will have to wait an extra 5-10mins but its yours.

Psycoholic_Slag:tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

boarch:Psycoholic_Slag: tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

I've seen reports that one thing McDonald's might do to try to prop up slumping sales is start offering the breakfast menu 24 hours a day.

murderguy:What the fark is wrong with you people? Fast food shiat? Really? You can cook an egg and make toast in 5 minutes for half the price. Seriously, if I wasn't so full from breakfast I would track every single one of you down and stick a fork through each of your eyes.

/ I don't mean both eyes.// Just one eye for each of you./// Do slashies come in threes?

boarch:Psycoholic_Slag: tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

Jack in the Box serves everything all the time, 24 HR drive-through (mostly). Sometimes you need a croissant sausage sandwich after midnight, other times you need an Ultimate Cheeseburger at 7AM.

boarch:Psycoholic_Slag: tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

Jack in the Box offers breakfast items and dinner items 24/7. Clearly it can be done.

Prank Call of Cthulhu:You'll wish you had a TARDIS so you could go back in time and stop yourself from eating them. If it's like every other Taco Bell meal, then the "scar in time" you leave behind won't be so much white and shimmery, as much as brown and splattery.

Am I the only person on the planet whose ass DOESN'T explode after eating TBell? I've never understood this complaint; you should probably see a doctor.

grinding_journalist:Prank Call of Cthulhu: You'll wish you had a TARDIS so you could go back in time and stop yourself from eating them. If it's like every other Taco Bell meal, then the "scar in time" you leave behind won't be so much white and shimmery, as much as brown and splattery.

Am I the only person on the planet whose ass DOESN'T explode after eating TBell? I've never understood this complaint; you should probably see a doctor.

grinding_journalist:Am I the only person on the planet whose ass DOESN'T explode after eating TBell? I've never understood this complaint; you should probably see a doctor.

For me, at least, the explosions are (mostly) just gas. Violent, uncontrollable, voluminous, and near constant flatulence that kicks in about four or five hours afterwards. I'm talking about those really hot farts that threaten to peel the paint off the walls and blow out fluorescent light tubes. It's like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the top of Ark blows off and the winds scream around and melt people and the dead rise. Mrs. PCoC walked into a room once shortly after I'd detonated one and then quickly departed, screaming and vurping.

Does this not happen to everyone? Should I not order their bean burritos?

Prank Call of Cthulhu:grinding_journalist: Am I the only person on the planet whose ass DOESN'T explode after eating TBell? I've never understood this complaint; you should probably see a doctor.

For me, at least, the explosions are (mostly) just gas. Violent, uncontrollable, voluminous, and near constant flatulence that kicks in about four or five hours afterwards. I'm talking about those really hot farts that threaten to peel the paint off the walls and blow out fluorescent light tubes. It's like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the top of Ark blows off and the winds scream around and melt people and the dead rise. Mrs. PCoC walked into a room once shortly after I'd detonated one and then quickly departed, screaming and vurping.

Does this not happen to everyone? Should I not order their bean burritos?

No, I am unaffected by the occasional Taco Bell. The last time I had Taco Bell was in December I think. But no, no effects. Broccoli, now you will wish you'd never been born if you are around me after I eat broccoli. Hell, *I* don't want to be around myself after that. But you can have my broccoli when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. :)

ShawnDoc:boarch: Psycoholic_Slag: tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

Jack in the Box offers breakfast items and dinner items 24/7. Clearly it can be done.

So does Burger King. Nothing like a breakfast burger to get the day going.

I miss Taco Johns I never have nor will I ever like Taco Bell and I eat a ton of Mexican food each week. Instead of this thing I would be happy with four strips of bacon and one egg scrambled between two pieces of toast with butter.

ShawnDoc:boarch: Psycoholic_Slag: tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

Jack in the Box offers breakfast items and dinner items 24/7. Clearly it can be done.

heavymetal:When I was a kid living in Germany while my dad was staioned there, I remember three products the "beer man" delivered that weren't alcoholic. They were a sparkling mineral water and two types of "lemonaide". One "lemonaide" was clear and tasted like Sprite or 7-up, the other was cloudy and tasted like Mt Dew with orange juice in it. Mt Dew AM made me think about the latter one.

HatMadeOfAss:ShawnDoc: boarch: Psycoholic_Slag: tricycleracer: wildcardjack: SuperSonic breakfast burrito FTW. Especially good for dinner, since you can get them all hours.

Sorcery that McDonald's has yet to master.

WTF is up with that? The biggest motherfu*king hamburger restaurant on this damned planet will not sale me a hamburger until what, 10:30am? Sh*t, I've been up for over 6 hours at that point and I'm ready for some goddamned lunch even if it's one of their sh*tty mass produced meat byproduct discs. [walks into McDonalds at 10:15am] "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Psycoholic_Slag, we lack the technology to cook eggs and meat byproduct discs at the same time and as soon as technology advances to that level we will be more than happy to provide you with the product that we sale more of than anyone else on this planet prior to 10:30am. But if you wait 15 minutes our technicians will replace the current eggs and pancakes grill with the new meat byproduct disc grill so we can provide you with that which you seek."

Fu*kers

/end rant

It's probably the FDA's fault. I wonder if it's like that in other countries.

Jack in the Box offers breakfast items and dinner items 24/7. Clearly it can be done.

So does Burger King. Nothing like a breakfast burger to get the day going.

/Not fat//But working on it

In Germany I used to be able to get McDonald's cheeseburgers for breakfast.