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We heard about Butch Bakery – the baked-goods delivery service that peddles masculine fare then, apparently – but this takes the, uh, never mind.

Listen, cutting to the chase: You can now order beer cupcakes, from (cacao) bakery on etsy, according to UrbanDaddy – get them by January 25 for delivery in time for the Superbowl.

(cacao) also makes a cupcake starring Mike’s Hard Lemonade, which just means someone, somewhere, is in their kitchen with crazy eyes right now pouring cans of Red Bull into a Kitchen Aid full of cake batter.