Riyadh Calls The Help Hotline

In the first Help Hotline of the new series, it's YouTuber Riyadh Khalaf who has a problem for William and Jordan to answer. The problem comes in the shape of a penny-sized stamp from Riyadh's cat's bottom. This problem might be too much for William and Jordan...

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Ok, there's something we need to talk about. Jordan was interviewed in Ok magazine, and it might IT MIGHT be the thing his mum, Wendy is proudest of him about. After completing not just one, but two 5km runs, William shares what your trainers really say about you. And things end on a low note… you'll have to listen to find out what that's all about.

Things get a bit tingly between William and Jordan as they get elbow deep into the world of lubrication. Jordan shares why his walls are now covered in white liquid and William gets angry that helpful people let him know he's a meme on the internet. But you'll mainly want to hear the lube bit.

William and Jordan wrestle with perhaps the most important question they've ever dealt with… has Jordan changed? With a story of a colour consultation, details of how Jordan ended a Zoom call with a wee and a girlfriend who thinks her parents are pampering her other half. As always, we've got all the bases covered.

It lasted about four weeks after we expected, but it has now happened. A technical glitch in an episode recorded remotely during lockdown. We can't really explain why or how it happened. But it did. For this we can only apologise, and we hope it doesn't impact on your listening enjoyment. Other than that, William and Jordan get very squiffy, Jordan gets his nips out and Producer Ben remembers to remind Jordan to take his cooking out of the oven on time.

William and Jordan are on the mic once again as they help you with your everyday dilemmas from the safety of their homes. There is advice for if you fantasise about your favourite radio/podcast host, William gets a delivery up his back passage and Jordan has another sitcom episode to reveal - this time with two or three familiar characters.

William and Jordan are back into their bedroom's/the oval office to help you with your lockdown dilemmas. It turns out that seeing naked people through their windows is still a massive problem during lockdown, Jordan's sitcom is definitely worth hearing but maybe not worth watching and opera singers have as many issues as the rest of us.

For the first time ever, William and Jordan record a full episode of the podcast from the comfort of their respective homes. William in his best suit in the study. Jordan in his boxers from his bedroom. They chat about how they're getting on with social distancing, what to do about love in a lockdown and what to do if your flatmate isn't respecting the sanctity of the closed bedroom door.

William and Jordan return to answer the dilemmas and questions of the esteemed G and Divas - but this week they've also got some problems of their own. Jordan has issues with his new wardrobe and chats about some interesting uses for his dressing gown. William complains about the lack of forthcoming love for him and calls someone's boyfriend a dickhead.

William and Jordan return for Series 5 of Help I Sexted My Boss, and it doesn't take long for them to get back into the swing of things. William gets excited about Shawn Mendes' bulge, Jordan reveals that he has a 'missus' and a G and Diva reveals that their daughter loves the D.

For the final time on tour, here is a sneak peak from inside Help I Sexted My Boss tour life. From inside the van to sneaking on stage pre-show, this is the bonus podcast episode you've been waiting for. This was supposed to come out on Friday so you've been waiting a bit longer than we'd hoped.... but it will be worth it. Just blame Producer Ben.

For the latest leg of the tour, William and Jordan have returned to the spiritual home of the executive producer. Jordan is taken on a tour of (the outside of) William's school, 'parps' William's car horn and it all ends with an old-fashioned sing song - what more could you want?

This is the first of three special episodes from our time on tour around the country. You find William and Jordan on a street corner in Glasgow - proof that dreams do come true - as they update you on the latest events from the Bring On The D tour and answer favourite questions from the live shows so far. Make sure that you're subscribed to get the next couple of episodes as soon as they are released.

Jordan has invited William over for Fistmas and it's set to be their most memorable dinner at Jordan's to date. (To date the only dinner that William has had at Jordan's). The pair discuss plan's for this Christmas, answer the last four of your problems of the year and go for a shocking tour of Jordan's abode… Stick around until the end.

William's dreams came true this week as he was finally able to pop in to Mary Poppins with Jordan. In this episode you can hear how they got on in the theatre, you can hear a very special voice for the very first time and Jordan hatches a very special plan.

Once again the gin and Dubonnet becomes too much for William and Jordan (mainly William) to handle. Which means you'll get good advice for the first half or so, and then it quickly goes downhill from there. Listeners get in touch about a special Christmas party, regifting and Jordan remembers finding something in his friend's mum's draw...

William and Jordan are back to with more advice to help you navigate the struggles of daily life, including how to deal with drunk guests at a party and what to do when you're forced to watch really bad amateur dramatics.

Don't worry royal lovers, The Duchess of Cornwall is also a ferry. Elsewhere in the episode William tells Jordan why he won't be inviting his parents to the live tour in January, Jordan thinks the Orient Express stops off in Leyton and shares tips on how to become a part time radio DJ.

Jo keeps a massive secret from her boyfriend - she records him for a podcast that he has no idea exists. So her problem for William and Jordan is pretty simple - should she tell him? And if so... how?!