"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
From madness comes wisdom, and from wisdom comes power.
"I'm convinced you're secretly a British Spy" - Mir

I have literally spam texted that man the entire ABCs as individual texts, as well as sending him scary horror pictures at random times during the day and I text him "I hate you" at least 3-4 times a week.

I motion that we sanction Mir for hijacking the thread. Any ideas for an appropriate punishment?

Mine are all a little medieval...

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
From madness comes wisdom, and from wisdom comes power.
"I'm convinced you're secretly a British Spy" - Mir

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
From madness comes wisdom, and from wisdom comes power.
"I'm convinced you're secretly a British Spy" - Mir

I guess the Old World still hasn't updated their references. Aren't you wondering what a "car" is?

Another thing we "Old Worlders" do better than you?

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
From madness comes wisdom, and from wisdom comes power.
"I'm convinced you're secretly a British Spy" - Mir

Pop's new truck that I ride around in the back of while pretending to be an illegal immigrant (We're planning on taking our act down to the Tex/Mex border) says that that's a bald faced lie. You aren't going to win this. Pardner.

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
From madness comes wisdom, and from wisdom comes power.
"I'm convinced you're secretly a British Spy" - Mir