Transcript

Panel 1

Beaver and steve stand behind a counter at a shoe shop.
Beaver: "Oh boy steve, can you believe how lucky we are to get these jobs in a shoe shop? can there be any cause more noble than providing humankind with its two most basic needs: footwear and footwear accessories"
Steve: "And we get all the shoe polish we can eat too!"

Panel 2

Beaver: "Right, I have to go and alphabetize the shoe-lace display. You're in charge until I get back"
Steve SALUTE!'s beaver
Steve: "My show-selling glands quiver in readiness!"

Panel 3

Steve looks at a customer who has his back to steve
Steve: "Uh oh! a customer!... Just stay calm... c-can I help you sir?"
Customer: "Aye... I'd be wantin' to buy a pair of your finest shoes..."
Steve: "Certainly sir, what size?"
Customer: "I'll be taking a size 6..."

Panel 4

The customer turns around to reveal unknowningly to steve that he is the shoe goblin in disguise
Customer: "... BILLION!"
<pause>
Customer: "...and a half."

Panel 5

Steve: ...
Steve: "I'll see if we have any in stock."

Panel 6

A short while later, steve comes out with a size 6 billion and a half shoe, Steve struggles to carry it.
Steve: "Hnnk.. Here you are sir, size 6 billion and a half. Would you like to try them on?"
Customer: "Nay. I'll take them"
Steve: "You really ought to make sure there is enough room in the toe..."
Customer: "I said nay! ... and I want the box too."
Steve: "aw."

To be continued

Fun Facts

Shoes. They are like hats for feet!

Beaver and Steve "also sell socks"!

Steve enjoys the benefit of being able to eat shoe polish.

Steve questions if the Shoe Goblin could fit his feet in the size 6 billion and a half.