Finally, the ever-cheeky Chris Tilling responds to my Bultmann poem with his own humorous poem, which includes some interesting rhymes:

You see, in an age of electricity and light switches, Those stories of angels and demons left him in stitches, And so he pursued a course of demythologising, But his results were for some unpleasantly surprising.

I don’t know about you, but that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a rhyme on “demythologising” (I suppose “agonising” would be another option)….