Run! Steampunk Octopus On A Chariot

When you see a steampunk octopus wearing goggles, waving a trident at you, while riding a chariot, you better run like hell. This awesome piece is made almost entirely out of wood.

Is it octopus or octopi? An octopi sounds delicious, but I bet it would be all slimy and nasty. Do they travel in an octopod? If they get hurt, do the leak octo-puss? Stop confusing my octopuses. And stop chasing people on chariots. It’s 2014. Would it kill you to use one of your 8 limbs to open a car door and get in?