Author has written 28 stories for South Park, Breaking Bad, Cosby Show, and Ready Player One.

My name is Jet. It’s All Gooey and Sticky. Just call me Jet. I live here, and I’m from there. If you really wanna know, ask me. I’m this many years old, and my birthday is a year, month, and day. I don’t go to school,. Thank you. I have this many siblings, a best friend, a mom and dad. I like this kind of music, and my interests are these. Just ask if you really wanna. Kay? Mmmmkay.

I have a job, so I might not post too soon. I still don’t have any more plots for sp fics, so sorry for that fandom. And now, here are all my thanks.

I would like to thank TripNessa for letting me use one of her stories as a base for one of mine. It became the Stenny that’s most recent up there.

I would also like to thank SugaPieIsSoFly for her fanart on the picture I have now. It’s supposed to be for the bunny me and my partner are working on. It’s so long though it’s sickening. Apparently this link to her profile is broken because…, well, it’s broken. So, I’m sorry.

If any of you took the time to read my bio, I wanna know what you think about the copy and paste things that people put up all over the place. It’s just pointless to me, and I wonder how in the hell it all got started. I’ve also been getting a lot of lurkers for my recently new fics. Especially the Damien/Kenny fics. So if it’s you, and you don’t review, thank you so much for reading. I also want to thank any guest who decides to review, and not sign it with their user name. I got some really good advice from a guest review, and since I can’t reply, I’ll thank you on here. Have fun, and enjoy the fics.

This is my version of the story, and what I-r0k had to do with any of it. It's a terrible story, but I had fun writing it, and reading the real book. Thanks. Characters and story property of Ernest Cline. My hero.

Angsty Kenny finds himself dying often, and hating it. He finds comfort in Damien. Short drabbles, where Kenny and Damien both sing their own versions to songs we all know and love. Along the way, the boys all start to love music too, and find themselves singing their own songs. Contains slash, and cracked pairing. Also contains fluff.

A collection of one shots featuring our favorite people. May contain sexual content, or strong language. Karen goes through an earth quake, Kyle loses his mom, Red learns to drive, and Stan meets a celeberty. Ooo, look who's stalking Wendy! Kenny uses his deaths for good this time. Kyle almost gets killed. And much much more.

Rudy and her family are getting ready for the defrosting of the family fridge. Cliff and Claire are away at Europe, Rudy's only son finds out where his name came from, her youngest daughter is about to self distruct over a pimple, and her house is as crowded as ever.

Kenny and Kyle gamble away their apartment. As Kyle tries to get used to it, Stan tells Kenny things Kenny may just not have wanted to hear. Kenny and Kyle's friendship rips in the process, and Kenny has to find out if Kyle's friendship means that much to him, or if he should just make that left turn. K2. I do not own Sp.

Kenny is killed in a terrible fire. Karen and the rest of his family learn about his curse and why this is his final death. Cartman shows us a side of him we've never seen. Will Karen make it through? And who is this stranger that..., smells like Kenny? Contains drug use, and other disturbing subjects.

Fifty drabbles, Butters asks Kenny interesting questions. Inspired by His Little LabRat/infallible. If you like them, review. Don't just favorite. If you have a question, leave it in a review. Then Butters can ask Kenny and we'll see what Kenny says. It's a good read, so READ!

Kenny, and the person of your choosing, are bored and end up in a walmart. Let's see what kind of trouble they get into. No slash. Please review. Tell me who you chose Kenny to be with. Tell me if you love it or lump it.

Who hasn't seen this plot before? Kenny gets amnesia, and people are taking advantage of him. Who gave him amnesia? Is it going to ruin his life? Why is Damien suddenly hanging out with Kenny? Does he want to take advantage of the poor blond as well? Read and review.

Sequel to Coffee Bugs Me. What happened the day Stan saved Kenny from a horrible joke played by Cartman? Read and find out. If you like Creek, read Coffee Bugs Me for that version. Rated M for violence, strong language, and graphic imaging.

When you cook, if someone tampers with the recipe, things can go horribly wrong. Right? Well, this one's worse. Not only can they go wrong if someone tampers with it. They can go wrong if you don't stir just right. Sorry Kevin. We all still love you.

A collection of stories that will have you wishing they: either had more to them, or just weren't written at all. Inspired by: Don't read This! and Other Tales of the Super Natural. Also Inspired by: the Oxford Book of Nasty Endings. r/r

Butters has never been one to complain. Even through the worst. But his life is threatened when what he thinks is a cold turns into something more. Stan's afraid of Death, Kenny wants Death, and Butters might die? Inspired by Don'tDieMyLove

Kyle Broflovski has always been the weaker one. His friends and family will go to no ends to protect him. Thinking he will be fine on his own, he does the unthinkable. Sequel to People Don't Really Give a Damn