Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Today is 12/12/12. (It's also a great friend's birthday today and while that's significant, it's not what I'm here to talk about right now. But happy birthday to her!) All day long I have had to put up with posts about it being 12/12/12. I have a couple of things to say about this.

Listen, please stop posting about how 12/12/12 only happens once in a lifetime. Every date happens only once in a lifetime! That's how time works! Get over it! Tomorrow will be 12/13/12 and that will happen only once in a lifetime! Yes, I suppose that all of the numbers being the same looks neat, but that's about it. Please stop posting about it. Yes, yes we know what date it is. And all of the talk about it just makes me wish for the end of the world date to get here even sooner.

And while I'm at it, I have been around for 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10,11/11/11 and now 12/12/12. And you know what? I've given 0/0/0 f**ks about any of them. Let's hurry this Mayan thing up a little, shall we? I can't take much more of this.