Um...I think I started this a loooong time ago then finished it way after I had begun. Heh, not exactly a master piece I'm afraid, this is from when I was still stuck on having everything rhyme so it might be a little awkward in places. Oh well.

Asher and his twin sister Mai have been cast out from their homeland and forced to travel and survive by themselves among humans, they are searching for one of their own to help them turn back home to the angels...

People on Earth can be pretty weird at times but imagine being forcefully abducted by Kiernan, a gorgeous golden alien, because you can "save the universe". Then, there's Rath, Flara, and Yixx who attempt to hijack us mid-saving and throw us way off. And to top it all off, Slin the Overlord, or whatever, wants my head on a pike, because only I can stop him from wreaking anymore havoc. Oh, and not to mention the massive intergalactic bounty he's placed on me. Double if I'm alive.Ugh, aliens.

This leads to a much LONGER series that I'm writing, titled Celestial Eternity. I'm really looking for critiques on this, good and bad alike, but please only constructive!
Please leave a comment or e-mail me and let me know if you want to read more.

People on Earth can be pretty weird at times but imagine being forcefully abducted by Kiernan, a gorgeous golden alien, because you can "save the universe". Then, there's Rath, Flara, and Yixx who attempt to hijack us mid-saving and throw us way off. And to top it all off, Slin the Overlord, or whatever, wants my head on a pike, because only I can stop him from wreaking anymore havoc. Oh, and not to mention the massive intergalactic bounty he's placed on me. Double if I'm alive.Ugh, aliens.

Written for the Muffin Girl! Go here. Now!
This is actually disgustingly overdue. Miffy won a contest I had to bring me the heads of 15 flamers. She passed with flying colors! So here we are.
Guest appearances by Brooke the Bloody, Obi-Wan Cookie as Vida, and my poor insane brother Noah. They all participated too, but apparently no one comes as close to coolness as does Miffy.