El_Perro:The very least he should have said: "This behavior is not representative of me or my administration in any way, and I have asked for Bridget Anne Kelly's resignation, effective immediately."

"Words can't begin to express my disappointment. What Bridget did is anathema to everything I stand for, and, I thought that Bridget shared those values. I am heartbroken to discovery that she did not. And so, it is with great sadness that I must now eat her."

thurstonxhowell:bronyaur1: That said, enough with the fat jokes already - they just damage a lot of good arguments about why he is a shiat.

You try thinking of this situation, picturing Christie in your head, and making a joke. 9 times out of 10, you've got a fat joke. The 10th time, it's the Godfather. I've been racking my brain and that's all I got.

That is, if you don't count "Bridgegate". Which is a farking joke, but I don't know that everyone who says it realizes that.

s2s2s2:So having brought the emails to the thread, and already mistaking one traffic study for another. Where is the evidence of retaliation for lack of election support?

Jesus, dude. Just buy a butt plug, some nipple clamps, and start crop-whipping yourself in the privacy of your own home. It's just uncouth at this point to expect people to keep flagellating you for your own benefit.

Assembly Deputy Speaker and Transportation Committee Chair John Wisniewski (D) -- "We have here finally a witness that will further testify to Chris Christie's rule over a criminal empire that controls all of the bridges in this state and perhaps in other states. This witness has had no buffer between himself and Chris Christie. He can corroborate our charges on enough counts for this committee to recommend charges of corruption and perjury against Chris Christie. Senator."

thurstonxhowell:farkstorm: thurstonxhowell: HKW: The same hate that would force vets of an open mall 'because its closed'.

Your lose grasp of the English language makes it very difficult to figure out what you might be trying to say.

"off", study it out.

OK, now we're getting somewhere. Vets were forced off an open mall. Which vets? When? What mall? This is the sort of information it is customary to provide for the people with whom you are trying to communicate.

If he's talking about the shutdown, he's wrong about both the idea that it was open and that vets were forced off. That's only my best guess as to what he might be referencing, though.

Veterinarians were forced off of an "open" shopping mall in Cherry Hill, NJ because it was "closed" to people that treat animals for a living. You should follow the news more closely.

NickelP:Benevolent Misanthrope: fusillade762: I can only tell you what Sen. Baroni has said publicly and to everybody in this office, which is they believed the traffic study was necessary

Is he really still trying to push the "traffic study" angle?

He's saying he thought it was a traffic study, because Baroni told him it was a traffic study. Not saying it was a traffic study, just saying that's what he thought it was at the time.

what the hells the point of helping folks in high places if they don't know you are helping them? oh yea they want you to do it in a way they don't go down when you get busted..... but htey know wink wink

You say that every time you staunchly defend republicans, but also don't care about any of it. Posting for hours on end, but you don't care and you're not even a republican. You do this every week, it's bizarre.

"Staunchly". That's cute.

I'll make sure to point it out for you every time, you seem to be completely unaware of your own actions. Maybe an aide was typing all that for you and just didn't tell you?

Darth Macho:thurstonxhowell: TDS went with "E-mail Chains, Lanes, and Automobiles". Not a bad headline, but I think some Farkers did better. Darth Machohad a better not fat joke with "Jersey Turnspite". I think we can all agree that coeyagiwins for best fat joke with "Portly Authority". "The Bridges of Fattison County", from the same contributor, definitely deserves an honorable mention.

Hey, I can do a fat joke too! Umm.... 'George Washington Clogger'?

Eh, keep it topical:

Chris Christie attempted to throw his deputy chief of staff under the bus. Unfortunately, that bus was delayed by lane closures.

TDS went with "E-mail Chains, Lanes, and Automobiles". Not a bad headline, but I think some Farkers did better. Darth Machohad a better not fat joke with "Jersey Turnspite". I think we can all agree that coeyagiwins for best fat joke with "Portly Authority". "The Bridges of Fattison County", from the same contributor, definitely deserves an honorable mention.

They brought up the "I was working the cones" quote that I mentioned, but Jon focused on the dickishness of the quote instead of making it about ice cream. He's a better man than I.

It's not even what they did that bothers me. It's how poorly they did it. This is New farking Jersey, people. You're playing in the corruption big leagues and you're using motherfarking E-MAIL?! With your ACTUAL farkING NAMES attached?! You're blocking traffic for a bullshiat traffic study and you didn't even farking bother to make one up?!

Jesus Christ. It's must be a massive set of balls behind this, because anyone dumb enough to think it would actually work would have forgotten how to breathe years ago.

Prey4reign:Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: kd8our: All in all I really don't see him running in 2016, truth be told I don't exactly see it in Hillary either. Sure both might come out and say they may run or they might even do it but not advance, but I don't think we will see a Clinton vs Christie battle in 2016. Simply put the spot light has been on them before the results of the last election. I don't really see either of them putting up with that until then. Having that kind of attention will really wear somebody down and that is without the work of actually running.

Christie won't run. When Romney vetted him, they dropped him like a hot brick, he has tons of skeletons. Hillary is going to run and win easily.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo:kd8our: All in all I really don't see him running in 2016, truth be told I don't exactly see it in Hillary either. Sure both might come out and say they may run or they might even do it but not advance, but I don't think we will see a Clinton vs Christie battle in 2016. Simply put the spot light has been on them before the results of the last election. I don't really see either of them putting up with that until then. Having that kind of attention will really wear somebody down and that is without the work of actually running.

Christie won't run. When Romney vetted him, they dropped him like a hot brick, he has tons of skeletons. Hillary is going to run and win easily.