Thursday, September 13, 2007

Presidential address preparedness…

Faithful flock of bitchitude members know that this bitch always watches Scooter B. when he addresses the nation (wince). Well, Scooter B. plans to get his speech on tonightand this bitch will be watching.

Shit needed to achieve preparitude for Scooter B.’s address to the nation and the scorecard …

The meal…Yummified barbeque scored on the way home from work.Corn bread… because life ain’t worth living without cornbread.Lettuce-based salad with red wine vinaigrette

The drink…Vodka… tonight we worship the Swedish god of vodka-based joyCran… the 100% for real deal, baby!Water… it is a school night.

yes mam, the exact propaganda lines are gonna be very very predictable esp. if you watched the Betrayus hearings - hell they have been selling it since mid august. Repeating it, orchestrating it with 911 - Its too dangerous for me to drink during this administration I would die of ETOH poisoning. Bottom line too, we all know the outcome of this = endless war until every last drop of OIL is stolen sucked out of the ground, I mean liberated and in the greedy hands of the US private OIL interests. The big snag however is that the peoples of the region do not seem to want to hand it over.

I say Not one more red cent for this war - we need to leave totally and get our diplomacy on...somehow that seems like a really quaint if not impossible concept at this point in time. It breaks my heart and infuriates at the same time.

ABB, your scorecards have been making the recurring loads governmental ish bearable for me for a long time now. Thanks for keeping the humor and the anger going at the same time. If you're ever in my neck of the Pacific Ocean, I'll gladly treat you to a vodka cran or three.