Karma bones

New photos surfaced this week of a very, very, very skinny LeAnn Rimes out somewhere with Eddie Cibrian. See for yourself. The legs speak for themselves. Like Victoria Beckham wants these legs. Which means they’re probably not the sturdiest legs in the world.

LeAnn, who is a prolific tweeter and, if you ask me, uses it improperly (“ha ha, you’re so right”, or, “thanks for the love”, or “omg that’s so funny” is for text message, not Twitter), is trying to front like she’s totally fine, insisting that she does indeed eat, posting photos of her breakfast, and claiming that she’s healthy.

I’ve attached photos from LeAnn taken last year. You can see the difference. Last year she was strong, fit, toned. Now? Wasting away.

So what’s the story here? Well, she hasn’t explained that it’s for a tv movie role, and she was just booked for one. And, more importantly, she seems to be in denial about it. And she’s engaged to a man who stepped out on his wife to be with her. And as I said about her at the Grammys:

Getting skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn the hard way.

This bitch is hanging on tight. She’s hanging on with her bones. Imagine the stress of insecurity? Of worrying that one day she’ll be on the receiving end of his cheat? Eddie has just landed the lead in a new pilot called Playboy. Eddie plays the Playboy. He f-cks and deals his way through life. Think about that set, then. Think about how she’ll try to be on that set as much as she can. Think about what will happen, in real life and in her mind, on the one day she can’t be on that set. Think about how corrosive that will be for her. Now look at her body and you can see it happening.