Monday, 29 September 2014

I was 19, a spotty young presenter with straggly hair and a
long duffle coat. My then Head of
Programmes peered over his large desk, before pushing his spectacles up the
bridge of his nose and concluding one of our rare coaching sessions with the
remark: "You won't be any good as a presenter until you're 30".

At the time, I puzzled over the observation. Actually, that's a grown up way of saying I
was a tad upset. My age was
not something I could really do awfully much about. Looking back, he had a point. It really is not until later in life that a presenter
can really master their art.

Your command of radio techniques does improve with practice, of course, but more
importantly, you have lived.

Provided you keep in touch, you can display a cultural grasp of
both now and then. Showbiz is littered
with older personalities revered by younger fans. Older soap opera actors are the real stars of the show. A younger radio presenter can often struggle to relate well to older listeners.
They can so easily be out of their depth.

When a caller comes on-air, you have but seconds to
connect: to show that you 'get them'. To react; to say the one thing they relate
to; to help them build on their own story; to find the entertainment; to avoid responding insensitively. You draw upon your fund of life.

Great shows often rely on story-telling, whether as an
entertaining anecdote or setting up a topic.
As you grow older, your bank of stories becomes almost limitless. Whatever the topic on-air, something relevant has happened to you or to a friend. You've met people rather like every single listener you'll ever have. Importantly too, by the time you hit your thirties, things
have usually gone wrong for you. You've
likely loved and lost; faced a death or two of someone you know; had money
problems and heartache. When in trouble,
we reach for advice for someone who's had their own problems and can
empathise. We do not reach out for a
perfect person, or seek advice from the lanky 19 year old down the road. Listeners open up to people whom they feel are like them.

When the broadcaster's face starts to wrinkle, the authenticity on-air grows; and being 'real' on-air
is utterly key for so many formats on today's radio.When we go for a great night out, we'll often surround ourselves with people our age.

The UK has a tradition of young broadcasters, certainly on
music radio. As commercial radio was
born painfully here in the 70s, many of its first presenters were relatively young, even
though the stations were full service, serving birth to death. Meanwhile, in that same decade, across in the more mature US radio market, many Top 40 presenters were much older and yet still very much in
charge of their markets. 'Veteran anchors' were commanding the most dollars. Here, there was a seeming obsession with transferring presenters arbitrarily to Radio 2 or to the AM Gold service as soon
as the clock caught up with them; whether or not they were doing an excellent job.

Dan Ingram on air in the US, aged almost 60

But look at the biggest names. Was Chris Moyles losing audiences
as he grew older? Not really, no. Is Chris Evans worse now than he was when he
was 23? No, far from it. Would Simon Mayo do an even better job now on Radio Nottingham than he did years ago? I suspect he might say yes. To his credit,
Richard Park realised that Birmingham's Les Ross still had another FM decade in him when he
rescued him from Xtra AM in his mid forties and returned him to the hot rockin' BRMB. One imagines Parky had wisely drawn a
parallel with Les and Tarrant, who commanded London on 95.8 until the age of 57.

Broadcasters try so hard when they are young. As they mature, the best become stunningly
instinctive. Their stories improve, as
does their story-telling. Their pacing is tuned and their sense of humour and timing matures. Skills both in radio and in life have been honed. They are better and funnier.

It's good news that the BBC has turned its thoughts to encouraging more
women broadcasters. Being parachuted into a peak show, however, is a demanding gig. Few Olympic athletes would take their first skate at the Commonwealth Games. Just as with a male broadcaster, if they have the skill to persuade listeners to value them, I wish those new recruits every success.

Should a similar initiative be established for older
broadcasters? Is the age of a presenter not more important than their sex?

60% of all radio listening is by those over the age of 45.
Are 60% of presenters over that age?

BBC Local Radio is targeted at those aged 50 and over, with a "strong emphasis on interactivity and audience involvement".Appropriately, 88% of all BBC local radio listening is by those
over 45. But are 88% of presenters?

76% of all BBC Local radio listening is by those over 55.
Are the majority of presenters?If you are a 24 year old BBC local presenter, or indeed 'producer', how must it feel to know that 92% of the audience are older than you?

There are a host of reasons why Radio 2's audience still loved Terry Wogan as he presented his last breakfast show, aged 71.My mother used to ask when her voice was going to start sounding like a crackly old woman. By the time she died at 76, it never had. When you use your voice and are aware of it, it stays remarkably consistent into your 70s and beyond. Does Tony Blackburn sound so much different in voice quality from when the was a bright-eyed 24 year old?

Yes, some gifted older BBC local radio stalwarts are still on-air, but as
local radio has become the route in to
radio, there are many very young presenters on-air too. Not because the listeners suggest that is what
they want; but simply because the local stations help us feed our industry.

One can witness some of the younger presenters on that 50+ format
struggling to relate. It's hardly surprising.
Why should they know that the death of Kathy Kirby is worthy of a mention when they were not born when Abba were at
their peak? Even their parents are a little too young to help. For a talk format, that diminished level of insight into the target
audience can be a real handicap. The
very best younger broadcasters address the challenge with huge self-awareness, hard-work,
sensitivity and skill. The rest may not.

That's not their fault, they are
seizing an opportunity, just like I did at 19. It is the responsibility of the programmers, especially for the older-formated stations, to look
beyond the university graduates, and to reach out to those characters who have graduated from the college of
life. Certainly there's a rich seam of spirited women of a certain age who
could become genuinely brilliant radio communicators. I witness few 'Loose Women' panelists in their teens and twenties.

There's a place for younger broadcasters and we all
must learn our craft, but the younger formats are best places for this. There's a place for inexperienced broadcasters too: off-peak hours. Remember the work of psychologist, John Hayes, who researched 76 famous classical composers and concluded that in almost every case, they did not create their greatest work until they'd been composing for ten years.It's much easier to carry off being older than
your target audience - than younger. In life, you have always been younger, but never been older.If you've been in radio a few years, I challenge you to listen back to those old cassettes from the box in the garage. Cringe at your first ten years of work.

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Saturday, 13 September 2014

I was delighted when RadioPlayer's talented Mike Hill stoodup at the Next Radio conference, armed with a yummy cake his wife had baked for him,
to illustrate how complicated the current generation of radios are. He said what I had thought for some time; but
expressed it better.

Radios are getting too complicated.

Having collected radio sets over the ears, it's easy to
glance at the shelves and draw ready comparisons.I
adore those early 'solid state' transistor sets.Most
boasted an on-off button, a tuning dial and a volume control. Some clever ones combined the volume control
with the on-off button. Remember that satisfying click as you turned it on and
cranked up the sound. It was a simple life

Now they are all just too awkward. Both in and out of cars.

My DAB set in my new BMW invites me first to choose between FM, AM, DAB/DMB and, erm, 'sound'. I suspect few in our business know too much
about DMB, let alone normal folk. Then I
choose DAB, to be treated to a list of 'ensembles'. What does a listener make of these?

When they wade in, do they know what D1 National is?

If I venture to
the 'help' option, lo, the relevant page of the instruction manual
which talks of 'bouquets'. Ensembles. Bouquets. Who cares.

And when I drive away from the reception area of any
multiplex, its station list remains. A
handy list of stations I cannot receive. Sometimes, I have the luxury of choosing
between the same station on two adjacent multiplexes, but if I choose the
weaker one, it does not trouble to hop across to the better one.

Don't get me started on how to turn off the RDS traffic
announcements. No, I do not want to hear
there are hold ups in Surrey, when I'm in Nottingham. I never did. No-one has ever said to me in
any focus group ever that RDS travel flags are useful. Stop inventing things we don't need.

Back home, I think I've bought just about every DAB set
that's ever been made. Too many seem to
me to have a life span of two or three years before the transformer gives up or
another bit of it decides it's feeling ill. Frankly, who can blame it.

My favourite 1968 Roberts is still working fine. My rather
newer Colourstream Roberts FM/DAB/internet is not. It claims to have touch
screen technology, yet that long ago stopped responding to my crusty finger. I'd need nails the size of a dainty princess
to be able to make sure I press on the right bits. And you can only use the online stations, naturally, when
you have managed to marry it to your Wifi, which is again a full time
fiddly job. Arrows back to previous
menus. I'm lost.

It was eminently sensible to have radios which can receive
streaming stations as well as FM and AM. But they are horrendously complicated.
The design of the Pure Sensia is stunning, but operating it drives me to
distraction.

Even having to wait for DAB radios to come on annoys me. I'm
easily annoyed. In the morning, I press
'on' and it stubbornly has a good old yawn and stretch
before it saunters into action. I thought waiting for a radio to warm up was a ritual from the
valve age. Ovaltine anyone?

My dad's talking Pure radio is a boon. Press the handle and it tells you he is listening
to Gem 106. Actually it doesn't. It tells
him he's listening to Century. It clearly has a fundamental objection to rebrands

The DAB set in my kitchen almost works. Provided I extend
the aerial so it pokes out the eye of anyone wandering into the sitting room.

Mike produced a box which did what we wanted it to do. You
find a station easily by name on search, and it delivers it to you by DAB, FM
or online, dependent on which appears most satisfactory. That's all we want.

This is a worrying time for radio. We have lost the bedside war, as glowing
alarm clock radios have suffered the same fate as the TeasMade (ask your granny). Now the dashboard is at risk. Having enjoyed pride of place in the
dashboard since the 60s, access to radio is at risk now of being hidden away.
If it can be received at all. If we lose both the wake up and driving moments, there's a risk radio itself is in peril.I'm proud of the early work by Pure on DAB, with some brilliant pioneering sets; and Roberts too responded well. Having stations available by name was indeed a step ahead of the old frequency numbers. But in the days of Fabulous 208, we could just about remember those digits and which stations were AM and FM. Now there are more stations, and growing listener repertoires. We want one set of pre-sets which locks onto stations regardless of platform.

Stop asking me questions. I don't have to choose which power station my
electricity is coming from; I have a similar level of disinterest in how my
radio station is getting to me. FM, DAB, online. Just let me listen.

The beauty of radio in general terms is its simplicity. Someone
else is selecting the news stories and songs for me. That's why I like it. Don't make just turning it on a full time
job.

Tesco 2014. 16 of these sets did not receive DAB

If radio is to survive, we need instinctive technology on
radio sets and in cars. Simple is best.
Choose your station, turn it up or down.
Sorted.