Leonardo Dicaprio is a Dirty Boy

It might not be such a dream to date Leonardo Dicaprio after all. His latest model girlfriend, Erin Heatherson, complained that he doesn’t like to shower everyday because he wants to conserve the water and doesn’t wear deodorant because it isn’t natural. She also griped about his recycling habits. She said that he is adamant about recycling but often misses the pickup days, so there’s always a funky smell in his kitchen. She told him that he needs to clean up his act and his hygiene and quit worrying about the environment so much.