Are you sure you love photography? Sounds like you're more in love with tech specs...

Seriously.

Well, actually...

An actual photogeek gets his body for the given lens/accessory system he has decided on. Bodies are the cheapest part of the equation, and they come-and-go within every 2-4 years and are therefore almost disposable.

OP, why don't you figure out what lenses you want and might be able to afford?