The Jingle Ball concert moved along to Atlanta last night, where Miley Cyrus once again headlined with her twerking little people, a drunken pervert Santa and a whole team of backup dancers and musicians who looked like they would have rather been in Syria. But unlike the show in Minnesota, this one seemed to be focused more on Miley’s camel toe, because the best way to say, “Merry Christmas!” to your fans is by thrusting your sweaty cooch in their faces. By the time this show hits Tampa next week, I wouldn’t be surprised if Miley takes a dump on a backup dancer’s chest and says she’s just delivering a lump of coal to the naughty girls.