Ultimate Headache

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> The Ultimate Headache
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> The doctor said, "John, the good news is I can cure
> your headaches.
>
> The bad news is that it will require castration. You
> have a very rare condition, which cause your testicles
> to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one
> heckuva headache. The only way to relieve the pressure
> is to remove the testicles."
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> John was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
> anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under
> the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
> headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt
> like he was missing an important part of himself. As
> he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
> like a different person. He could make a new beginning
> and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and
> thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered
> the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
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> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
> see... size 44 long." John laughed, "That's right, how
> did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the
> tailor said. John tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
> As John admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
> asked, "How about a new shirt?" John thought for a
> moment and then said, Sure." The salesman eyed John
> and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." John
> was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been
> in the business 60 years!" John tried on the shirt,
> and it fit perfectly. John walked comfortably around
> the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
> underwear?" John thought for a second and said,
> "Sure."
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> The salesman stepped back, eyed John's waist and said,
> "Let's see...size 36, John laughed "Ah ha! I got you!
> I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old. The
> salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A
> 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the
> base of your spine and give you one heckuva headache."
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> New suit = $400
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> New shirt = $36
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> New underwear = $6
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> Second opinion PRICELESS!!
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