The most poignant quotes What the rich and famous and wise saidThoughtful and attentive words to contenplate learn fromNote: Throughout history the rich, famous and wise have said things that have been recorded in the form of quotes. It is the study of these quotes that give insight into life.

Light Hearted QuotesIf you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert GrantA good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
- Ronald KnoxThe secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
- Colin ChapmanI always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles LambRembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence. - Wilhelm BodeWhen you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow. - Fern NaitoMarriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo Di VinciMoney is something you have to make in case you don't die.
- Max AsnasBuild a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry PratchettA psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience. - Merv StockwoodAbstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. - Al CappYou're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. - Rowan AtkinsonWhy don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
- Steven WrightIf you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
- John WayneI told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney DangerfieldAnyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
- Samuel GoldwynAny fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel ButlerDid you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue MurphySome are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. - Daniel J. BoorstinI'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Dave EdisonSome mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo PhilipsFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
- George BurnsSometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' - Charlie BrownoHave you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin