A/N: Each chapter shall be rated. Over all rating is R for language, sexually scenes (later), and violence. Also this isn't beta read just spell check so any mistakes please PM me or Review and tell me about them so I can fix them, thank you.

Pairing: Roy/Ed

Warning: YAOI!!! DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!!

Summary: Fuhrer Roy Mustang has found some very important documents that'll help with Al and Ed getting back their bodies. For payment The Fuhrer wants Ed to become his 'Maid' or so Ed thinks...