Henry Rollins - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'

This one isn’t strictly heavy metal, but we’ll let it slide because it’s Henry. On Rollins’ rendition of the Christmas classic, he reads the poem over the top an avant-garde sound collage that includes sirens and gunshots. But in Rollins’ version, after he waves hello to St. Nick, the poor fellow gets blown out of the sky by a missile.