"Yes, I have fed the homeless. Yes, I saved a baby from drowning at age 15. Yes, I have a 180 lsat score and a 4.0 gpa, but I think my biggest accomplishment as a human being has to be the fact that I started a thread on LSD that had over 30k replies, and went on aimlessly for over 2000 pages. For this reason, and this reason alone, I humbly ask your admittance in to Yale Law School."

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"Yes, I have fed the homeless. Yes, I saved a baby from drowning at age 15. Yes, I have a 180 lsat score and a 4.0 gpa, but I think my biggest accomplishment as a human being has to be the fact that I started a thread on LSD that had over 30k replies, and went on aimlessly for over 2000 pages. For this reason, and this reason alone, I humbly ask your admittance in to Yale Law School."