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This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside ...

Officer Barbrady: This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.Farmer: People's been saying they've been seeing UFO's around.Officer Barbrady: UFO's? Ha.Farmer: Yeah, and black army, CIA helicopters and trucks.Officer Barbrady: That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. (black helicopters fly overhead)Farmer: What was that?Officer Barbrady: That? That was a pigeon.

Kyle: Dude, I have to save Ike! I don't even know what to do!Stan: Well, we can't do anything now; that fat bitch won't let us!Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?Stan: I said that rabbits eat lettuce.Ms. Crabtree: Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do...