ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne.
Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie...

HERMOSA BEACH - The two super stars of the movie Larry Crowne were in Hermosa Beach promoting their latest movie which by early accounts will not be around very long.
Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, two names who use to practically guarantee that a f...

In an upcoming autobiography by Bill O'Reilly in which he prefers not to play himself, O'Reilly has hired Tom Hanks to step in and portray the "love him or hate him" darling of Fox News Channel.
"At first I thought, man, this is really weird," say...

Hollywood - WARNING! SPOILER! While the movie was originally spoiled by the producers, directors and cast, this article will additionally spoil it, by revealing the trite ending to this piece of Catholic bashing crap.
As some fans of seventies c...

IP Newswire: Thomas Spanks, noted physicist, botanist, private pilot, skydiver and with absolutely no connection in any way to Her Majesty's Security Service, also known as MI5, was reported lost somewhere over Christmas Island in the early morning hours.
Followed by Indonesian radar as his plane passed well west and north of Jakarta, Spanks twin engine Gulfstream was seen losing altitude un...

Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...

Pope Benedict XVI has taken a hard-line stance against the new film "Angels and Demons", by ordering the assassination of actor Tom Hanks in the name of God himself.
It is certainly an aggressive stance to the film which does paint the Catholic ch...

In a surprising announcement, Tom Hanks confirmed the recent rumours that he is to play Tom Cruise in a new film biopic about the famous actor.
"Tom has always been my acting hero", said Hanks, "this is a giant role for me and it is going be a rea...

The volleyball actor who shot to fame in 2000 as the "Wilson" character in the blockbuster movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks, was found dead, floating in the backyard pool of his once immaculate Beverly Hills home this past Friday.

In what Tom Hanks described as "A miracle", the sea faring Wilson, who was tragically dislodged from his raft in the movie "Castaway," and given up for dead, has washed ashore near Naples, Florida. After nearly seven years his jo...

The film version of the DaVinci code is set to begin production in June for a Spring 2006 release. The lead male role has been given to Tom Hanks. In a stunning victory for director Ron Howard he convinced Jesus to play himself in the film Version...

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Trump Defects to Russia

Putin has him immediately thrown into the gulag.

NBC Offers to Renew 'The Apprentice' If Trump Will Resign As President

This was in response to a petition signed by practically everybody in the U.S. and most of Canada.

Trump Will Reply to Kim Jong Un As Soon As He Looks Up All the Words

...especially "dotard."

Trump Threatens to "Totally Destroy" Republican Party

President Donald Trump today expressed his disgust with the Republicans failure to pass any significant legislation. "I will totally destroy the Republican party if this continues."

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