Today I learned that I know a grown man with an ankle tattoo. The guilty party was wearing loafers with no socks on, so this GROSS violation of #ManLaw was in plain sight, visible to the entire world. My first thought upon noticing the sockless style travesty was “Damn. I had no idea that he’s a punk ass bitch.”

I know it’s wrong to make snap judgments about people, especially ones who are otherwise cool individuals. However, tattoo placement and selection says a lot about a man. Nothing says “douchebag follower” like a tribal band around a man’s arm. On the other hand, nothing says “I’ve committed a felony” like a set of do-it-yourself jailhouse tatts, especially of the teardrop variety on a person’s face.

Once again, I must preach the gospel of masculinity to the congregation. Gentlemen, I need you to pull out your Holy Book of Hoe Hate, and turn to the Book of Archbishop Don Magic Juan, chapter 11, verse 5.

Thou shalt not get tattoos in feminine areas. This is to include the lower back(tramp stamp), ankle, thigh or butt-cheek. All other tattoos in non-standard areas are subject to random ridicule if they are stupid enough. Chuuuuuuuch.

There you have it, people! Although there is a “bad teenage decision” loophole that can be applied to certain stupid tattoos. I have a little ass tiger behind my left shoulder, jumping out for no apparent reason, scaring absolutely no one. I got it because, well…I wanted a tattoo and I had the money to pay for it! I should have put more thought into it, since it’s kind of silly, but as far as stupid tattoos go, mine isn’t that bad. It’s not like the makeshift anklet main man was sporting earlier today!

Once again, I must preach the gospel of masculinity to the congregation. Gentlemen, I need you to pull out your Holy Book of Hoe Hate, and turn to the Book of Archbishop Don Magic Juan, chapter 11, verse 5.

Thou shalt not get tattoos in feminine areas. This is to include the lower back(tramp stamp), ankle, thigh or butt-cheek. All other tattoos in non-standard areas are subject to random ridicule if they are stupid enough. Chuuuuuuuch.

And all I care about is my blog man I cant say it enuff
I done heard thangs about 2dopeboyz that they can say about us
I just hold it down 4 my site, I just hold it down 4 my set
I get payola from Mickey Facts and I make do wit whats left

the New York Yankees did not lose last night… the gotdamned racist peckerwood cracker devil umpire behind home-plate was calling perfectly good CCSabathia pitches, balls, and not the strikes that they CLEARLY were..

even the Aryan broadcasters (ex-pitching greats John Smoltz and Ron Darling) who were in the booth, were like, “WTF?… i guess CC’s gonna have to throw it right down the middle of the plate to get a call…” … that pitch track radar joint showed Mr Sabathia’s pitches were all over the corners of the plate and that fuckin Nazi umpire REFUSED to raise his broken pink right arm to call a strike…

i cant believe these conferderate degenerates are allowed to get away with shit like that in broad nightlight…

“But if somebody asked me ayo Tone you think this nigga ever caught snowflakes on his tongue before? I would say yeah. Absolutely yo. If somebody asked me ayo Tone you think that if we was watchin figure skatin wit that nigga Aubrey that he could tell niggas the difference between a triple toe loop n a triple lutz? Again yo I gotta say no doubt pa. That aint the types a shit that the average nigga be knowin but I think that son can definitely tell the difference g. If somebody asked ayo Toney you think this nigga ever nursed a insect or small rodent back to health? Word is bond yo I gotta say hell yeah g. Probably jus yesterday even.”

his sounds like some shit that muthafuckas in Moscow be doin Russian kicks to….like you gotta be splashin 180 proof vodka on slave bitches n rockin a bear skin coat wit the head still on it to really appreciate shit like this son.

-confessed masturbatory addict
-couldn’t finish hi school
-makes under 40k in NYC(pathetic)
-never had a Girlfriend (n u 32)
-records odes to men via boost mobile(extra gay)
-lives in pjs section 8 swag
-aspires to be a crip after the age of 30(coward)
-boss made him dougie whilst pourin coffee

Like I can keep goin
Is this what niggas wanna see?!? This shit is sad

The much-awaited Bloomberg article hit the net last night and blew the lid off of the carefully guarded and barely recovering Koch Brothers’ reputations with revelations of Koch’s secret sales to Iran. This morning, the financial ties between Koch Brother Axis of Evil money and conservative spokespeople like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck were further exposed.

Bloomberg revealed the deaths, bribes, felony charges, envelopes stuffed with cash, criminal violations, deliberate poisoning of the air with cancerous smoke, and hundreds of millions of fines behind the Koch Brothers. They revealed that employees are taught to cheat and steal under “The Koch Method.” Oh, and the Kochs sold millions of dollars in petrochemical equipment to Iran, a country recognized for sponsoring terrorism but also one of three countries in the George W Bush identified “Axis of Evil.”

AIDS is/was a man made virus which was created and meant to be used to annihilate the population of Africa… the so-called “missionairies” administered that shit through vaccinations and tainted blood used in transfusions in them so-called Missionary and Christian relief fake Hospitals and shit..

keep believing CNN and Fox News and USA Today the other government propoganda if you want to..

there’s a percentage of us that aint deaf, dumb & blind to actual facts..