And now the Left is losing a big chunk of the black vote, which will send Basic White Bitches like Chunky into a drooling frenzy of rage and confusion. How could this happen, with all the Great Things and Fee Fones the Dems have provided over the past decades of Black Family Ruination?

Chunky urges Twitter to adopt the same Karmic Re-Distribution Program that helped crater his own blog, lo these many eons ago. 😆

And then a cumulative total of likes vs. dislikes.
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Instead of getting rid of the Like button, Twitter should add a “Dislike” button with a prompt to enter a reason.
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Oh, and also – it’s a bad idea to get rid of the Like button.
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The Like button is great for giving a thumbs up and saving a reference for yourself. But retweeting helps spread bl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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With all the talk today about Twitter possibly getting rid of the Like button, please remember that if you really w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Dear Neighbor Hi, George, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text, & I can’t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.The truth is that, when you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently & I know that’s no excuse.
The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology & forgive me.Please suggest a fee for usage, & I’ll pay you. Regards, Richard

The Neighbors response to the Text…………..
George, feeling enraged & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, & shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard. 2nd TEXT MESSAGE ……….Hi, George, Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out & noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

Just because the MSM has declared the Gay Fake Bomber a bona fide Trumpamaniac doesn’t mean it’s a fact. It still looks like a false flag op, albeit one with a lot of preparation and superficial cover.

I think she should face charges if the lawsuit was frivolous and baseless, as of course it was. Paying legal fees isn’t enough punishment, especially since she’s being reimbursed by Those Who Shall Not Be Named By The MSM. A year in the Graybar Hotel seems appropriate.

Seriously, I will not vote for any Democrat until the world changes and the heavens and Earth are remade (that means until you idjits quit being such whiny little terrorists).

But in the last Presidential election, I wanted to vote for the “other guy”. You know, the other guy you’d be screaming fecklessly about even though he wasn’t Trump.

Yeah, I know that was the plan unless you got Hitlery elected. Tough to hear the truth, ain’t it?

Anyhoo, I WILL say this about Trump … I like what he’s gotten done a whole lot more than anyone since Reagan. I can’t typically stand to listen to him, but even that’s getting better, especially as idjits like you literally shit your britches if he says the most noncontroversial thing.

It’s gotten old, in a way, but in a way it makes me want to see him keep doing it. Just to see how long you can scream.

I know, it’s a terrible guilty pleasure. I should not like it. I should publicly long for the old days of civility.

Unfortunately, Democratic “civility” is the Republican doing what they want, every time. Oh, and running shadow governments and attempted coup d’etat. Yeah, Gussy, most of us see it – you have to admit, your figureheads have gotten pretty lax about just blurting out their real feelings.

Note: there was plenty of gasping and pearl-clutching going on amongst the dweebs on Twitter, in the vein of, “How could anyone be so heartless as to joke about a serial killer who killed at least five people. What a horrible human!”

He can’t write. He doesn’t do interviews well. And nobody asks for his opinion on the telly any more, let alone in the newspapers. He’s screwed himself badly. He went from ‘Righteous Gentile’ to ‘Asshole Loser’.

He has had some spasms over the last few months where he seems to acknowledge that he made mistakes as a cynical libturd not saving his money for retirement and not having a real career. And hence having no options now. Yet he still exhibits a superior jerky attitude like his mentor Chunkles, complaining and judging everyone else who did take care of business as if we’re the problem! I doubt there’s any hope for Gus.

Pak, your Eagles are going to enjoy having Golden Tate around. He’s just a great little football player, tough as nails and shifty as all get-out. I was pissed the Lions let him go, even for a valuable third-round draft pick, but I guess when you’re 3-4 and coming off an ugly loss at home it’s time to start planning for next year. The Lions still have too many holes to seriously compete for anything this year, though they will continue to win games they aren’t expected to, and lose ones they should win.

65 year old with a pony tail wants to ogle Sabrina and hopes that Betty and Veronica are hot.

Started checking out Netflix’s “Sabrina” series, and it’s based on an Archie Comics character so I figured I’d probably virtually walk out. But this is not what I was expecting! Unless Archie is now into graphic autopsies and cannibalism. Which wouldn’t surprise me.

Is there a young black character in the old comic series, updated in the new version as, “Dr. Gosnell?” Weren’t there a lot of neighborhood cats and dogs disappearing during his run? An occasional pile of guts or desiccated bones found in the woods? I seem to dismember that.

I still find it hard to believe there are any jobs being offered this bum, unless there was a period of time where he was actually a productive, semi-sober citizen where he had the gravitas to inspire some trust in certain low-rent employers. That time was well before I met his acquaintance on the web, to be sure.

The Idiot Left is incensed by the success of the NPC meme, which they thought would be applied to their betters on the Right. Instead, it has become the hottest meme in support of mocking the Idiot Left, with great opportunities for mockery popping up almost hourly in this feverish election period.

How’s the begging going? Looking forward to another big holiday season of jubilee? You’ve sure earned it, Fatass! So much work put in, fighting against the monstrous success and prosperity of the Trump-thing’s first two years.

There used to be a guy we’d see and hear in the bleachers at Tiger Stadium back in the day, when it was fun to go and sit in the hot sun drinking $2 beers and watching the Tigers develop their youthful corps into the team that won the ’84 World Series. He did this really long, really detailed imitation of an air-raid siren that he must have picked up as a kid — it was pitch-perfect, and took about three minutes to complete. I wish I had a parlor trick like that. Everyone should have at least one decent parlor trick, for rainy afternoons with the family.

Grampa told me of a gaffe he and his brothers used in church. It’s called “The Angel Speaks.”

Get a thick wire coathanger, cut a 4-inch section. Bend it into a “U” shape, then bend the ends 180 degrees down. Get a rubber band and thread it through a metal washer, hook the rubber band onto the “U”. The gaffe is ready.

Wind up the washer tight, hold it in place, then sit on it, preferably on a wooden pew. When the time is right, lean over, raise a cheek. The washer is released with a loud “BRRRAAAAP!”

Depending on the design, preparation and control, you may be able to get up to 3 farts out of it.

Oh, and always look at the kid next to you in complete disgust each time you rip one.