Copywriting for Photographers

“To call tense. studio into action is to pour jet fuel into a Model T Ford and win a modern day formula one race as Christopher Walken reads Dr. Seuss books aloud in the passenger seat.”

~ Coterie of Enthusiastic Dabbling Millennials

“The minds at tense. studio can tell a story anywhere. Not excluding online dating profiles of god-like quality. You’ll feel as if a tuxedoed Andrea Bocelli holding a puppy has introduced you to your soulmate in song while paying off all your debt.”

~ Lauren, no longer single

“In a work-a-day self-promote-away world, the discretion and anonymity tense provides throughout their process is refreshing as all hell.”

~ Anonymous

“Without the uncanny approach of tense. studio's story telling, well, this line of praise would be blank."

~ Whocares.com

“I’m so proud of what my son has accomplished and am thankful to his friends who started a company and gave him a job in the mailroom.”

~ The mother of tense. studio's founder (who thinks he works in the mailroom)