Check out this piece of wonderfully ignorant anti-gay propaganda entitled "They're Coming to Your Town." In it, they outline the highly dangerous gay agenda. Oh, you don't know what the gay agenda is? I have news for you: neither do the gays.

But according to these people, the gays have big plans to invade every town in the United States, destroying religion, changing the holy definition of marriage, and eating your babies. Watch out.

It should be noted that this video was prompted by the anger of residents in a small town who were worried that their town was becoming "the San Francisco of Arkansas." It should also be noted that these people seem to have no good reason for their anger, aside from simply not wanting to live next door to gay/lesbian people. Pure hatred.

Hmm, the only gay agendas *I* know are to get a Ph.D. in astrophysics for one woman, and to move in with her girlfriend and get a job at a lab for another woman. Terrifying stuff, indeed! :p (I guess the first one's more of a *bi* agenda anyways...does that count?)