"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be Millionaires and Movie Stars and Rock Stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us." - Tyler Durden

Q: There is no copyright law in my country. Is it permissible for us to usepirated softwares, as they are widely available throught the country and ourgoverment doesn't have any objection on it. Further can we download evaluation versions and then crack them ? (emphasis mine -Japtman)

A:1. It is permissible to use pirated software but morally incorrect from anIslamic point of view.2. Could you be more specific with your second query? Also what is the needto crack them? (Hahaha!)

Q: I am a male who collects panties. Is this haram?I am a single manwho collects panties. I don't wear them, but I buy new ones for the collection.Is this fetish of mine haram?A: The practice is absolutely Haraam. If you have desires for women thenyou should get married. The collection of panties to give vent to your desiresis unnatural and a major sin. You should abstain from such a practice.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

To BLASPHEME is A RIGHT!

"Not a day passes, in Europe and elsewhere, when radical imams aren't preaching hatred in their mosques. They call Jews and Christians inferior, and we say they're just exercising their freedom of speech. When will the Europeans realize that the Islamists don't allow their critics the same right? After the West prostrates itself, they'll be more than happy to say that Allah has made the infidels spineless."

- Hirsi Ali

“The protests in the Middle East have proven that the cartoonist was right,” said Tarek Fatah, a director of the Muslim Canadian Congress. “It's falling straight into that trap of being depicted as a violent people and proving the point that, yes, we are.”

- Globe and Mail

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CRITICIZE AND BLASPHEME TO MY HEART'S CONTENT AS YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROCLAIM "FREEDOM GO TO HELL". HOW IRONIC IS IT THAT THE MAN DEPICTED BELOW IS PROTECTED BY THE VERY FREEDOMS HE SO ABHORS.

DOES HE KNOW THAT ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE?

I WONDER... WOULD I BE ACCORDED THE SAME RIGHT IF I WERE IN PALESTINE, IRAN OR INDONESIA AND I CARRIED THE "SUPPORT DENMARK" SIGN ABOVE? RIGHT SCHRIGHT... I'D BE HANGED OUTRIGHT.

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Do I know what rhetorical means?

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am.

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

God cannot be EVERYWHERE, right? ( Homer as Adam in a dream ).

Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

To be loved, you have to be nice to others EVERYDAY!. To be hated, you don't have to do squat. ( advice to Mr.Burns ).

Does whisky count as beer?

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

God bless those pagans.

Marge, your paintings look like the things they look like.

What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden." ( giving a lecture on marriage ).

Good drink ... good meat ... good God, let's eat!

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.

I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming.

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.

It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie, Police Academy.

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me. 'Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss. 'Number three, 'it was like that when I got here'.