right now im sitting on 7hrs to do a Policy document about apron safety (Airport stuff)

You don't need to add that 'Airport stuff' nonsense.

We are fully aware that by 'apron safety' you mean 'kitchen stuff', not spilling the boiling water, putting salt in so the egg doesn't ooze through the shell, soaking the red kidney beans, having a cloth or two in those big pockets in the front, that sort of thing.

Those little baton things you own, the ones that look like table tennis bats, yes, THOSE that people think you are waving at aeroplanes ........