allegories from life

Torjan is somewhat perturbed at the moment, and wondering if his aetheric postings are either being examined by some High Administratae… or, more scarily, by some invisible beings that make his aetherically-posted demands come true?

A metaphor, for what it would be unwise to simply relay, and now a new tag for my blog — “allegories from life”:

Torjan rose from the desk and went to the door of his workchamber, about to make his way to one of the lecture halls. The room was enormous, and he had finally figured out how to open the magical windgate to bring a cooling breeze into the room that had grown steadily warmer with each passing month.

But when he reached the chamber door, and stepped out, he made a strange discovery. That was: the lock refused to turn. He grasped the handle of the door, dragging it tight, and turned the key — still with some difficulty, but the lock turned over, finally.

Odd, yes: the Tower of Nawmishmik had been constructed only a year before, and was the crown jewel of all the structures within the Hypagora. It might not be odd for locks to fail after a decade, or a few years, but after only a year? Less, indeed — and he had been on wanderbout for a sizeable chunk of that time, as well, during which the door had gone unused.

He looked upon the walls, and glimpsed a deep spiderwebbing of cracks covered over with some thin layer of paint — the sort of thing one saw in the Towers of the Poor, down in the cruel, vicious slums of Jaewggak, beyond this very same Hypagora’s Gate, yes, but… in the Tower of Nawmishmik? They had brought craftsmen and builders from the capital, they had drained a not-inconsiderable proportion of the coffers to have it built into a stupendous, enormous tribute to the Two Endeavours of replicating the Outer Empire’s Hegemonian Plundermagery, and the mastery of The Great Lingua Arcana . Though he had holed up in a cell ina mad southern kingdom during the last stages of its construction, the Tower had taken well over a year to be erected, which, since the advent of industrial magick, was somewhat slow indeed.

At the doorframe he stared, wondering if it was only in his mind, or whether the doorframe was, indeed, tilting almost imperceptibly to the left.

A moment later, he turned to a passing Tower Administrant who looked at him queerly. “Hold, there, hold there! I think something’s gone wrong with the lock on my workchamber door.”

The Administrant smiled awkwardly, and took his key to try the lock herself.

“Ah, yes,” she said, “This.”

“This?” he asked.

“Yes, it’s a familiar problem. All the doors in the Tower of Nawmishmik have problems. Some do not close; others refuse to stay close. Many in this particular hallway cannot be locked by key alone.”

“But, but… why do all the doors have such problems? Was there some vendetta between the door-maker and one among our ranks?”

“Oh, no,” the Administrant smiled. “They simply finished building in a hurry, before the building had settled down into itself. One must wait patiently… but a Conclave of Asclepian Mages from across the face of the continents was to gather in our halls, and so, they rushed the final stage. And now that the Tower has begun to settle,” she said with an awkward smile, “the doors do not work, and they must repair them all.”

“Ah? But… they will repair it, the workmen?”

“It may take some time,” she said, not indicating whether it might take weeks, or decades.

“And when shall they commence the repairs?” He hoped that perhaps it would be before the monsoons.

“Oh, perhaps after the rains,” the Administrant said with a shrug. “There is, of course, the cost to be considered…”

Indeed, thought Torjan, if a bit late to do any good.

But, “Aha,” was all he said. He found himself wondering again, as he had at many other such places, whether a Hypagora might not be the place where one could find not the wisest of any metropolis, but rather the least wise, concentrated away from the masses, upon whom they would, thus isolated, inflict the very least amount of harm.

Boggles the mind. Really, it does. One wonders whether those (usually dismal) measures of productivity in Korea that we see from time to time take into account the wastefulness of all the do-overs necessitated by doing things at double-speed, at the absolutely last minute. Hmm.