More interesting is the question of whether I am right-eared of left-eared. I have to listen to the telephone using my left ear because of some hearing impairment in the right ear. At the same time my right ear excretes far more ear wax than the left.

From a political standpoint, I am unsure as to what what any of this means.

Chemist Dylan Stiles once wrote a post about the time he took a TLC of his earwax. See reports here: http://boingboing.net/2006/08/08/scientist-analyzes-t.html and http://archive.tenderbutton.com/?p=187.