Channing Tatum Plans to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse at Sandra Bullock’s House

Heads up: if you’re ever at a mid-budget chain restaurant located inside an airport and spot a hungry customer who happens to look a lot like Channing Tatum, don’t assume your eyes are deceiving you. It probably is Channing Tatum. Because Channing Tatum loves Chili’s.

Channing was willing to get silly: he plans to survive the zombie apocalypse with “an army of ninja chimpanzees” and/or “I would just go to Sandra Bullock's house as I'm sure she has all that stuff because she's dope and kick-ass.”

He was willing to get serious, answering a question about his diagnosis with ADD as a child with words of hope: “Whatever you do don't look at it as a disability and hopefully whatever is helping you understand it will show you the great things about how and how you can use it to your benefit and not just feel like you have some curse upon you.”

He revealed a weirdly delicious-sounding sandwich recipe: “bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you're good to go.”

He started his own running joke about having sex with Danny DeVito, based on a classic nonsense question “Would you rather fight a Danny DeVito-sized John Stamos or a John Stamos-sized Danny DeVito?”

And, in one of the most popular responses as of this writing, he answered what seems to be a burning question for the employees of the Seattle-Tacoma Airport Chili’s: Yes, that was him trying to buy a beer, even though he didn’t have an ID. And they were out of the chicken crisps he wanted, too. (Related: this is the first we’ve heard of Chili’s chicken crisps, and now we’re making them for dinner tonight).

Above all, Tatum proved, once again, that he’s got an unbeatable star persona, combining marquee-ready looks with a personality that says “let’s hang out at home and eat Cheetos.” Who wouldn’t want to see Magic Mike XXL after reading something like this? As he promises an uneasy straight Reddit AMA-er, “Truly it's just about a bunch of guys being friends and hanging out who just get raunchy with some women at the end of the movie. Everyone will have fun with this movie.”