The Evil Queen better have a wicked sense of humor now that funnyman Nathan Lane has been cast as her sidekick in director Tarsem Singh's upcoming 3-D version of "Snow White."

According to Deadline, Lane will play the Evil Queen's servant, Brighton, in the adventure comedy about the mean royal and an exiled princess struggling for control of their kingdom. British actor Robert Emms has also signed on as the prince's valet, Renbock.

Hollywood, please stop. In recent years you have butchered Alice in Wonderland, Willy Wonka, Charlotte's Web and the Karate Kid. Can you please come up with a terrible based on an original idea? Well, at least Tim Burton isn't directing this crap.