Dude

On the night of Sept. 3, 2012, an off-duty police officer was jogging through a residential neighborhood of Waukesha, Wis., when he spotted someone who appeared to be having sex on a yellow couch that had been abandoned on a street curb, according to the Smoking Gun.

But when the officer got closer to the couch, he saw that Gerard Streator, 47, was quite alone and his hips appeared to be “thrusting up and down on the couch,” according to the official criminal complaint. The officer quickly deduced that Streator was “trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

Streator allegedly ran off, but was later arrested at the Country Springs Hotel in Waukesha where he is an employee, the Smoking Gun reports. Streator is scheduled to enter a plea in Waukesha County Circuit Court on Feb. 25.