June 18, 2009

I vigorously dispute Rusty DePass: In no way does the First Dragqueen resemble an ape! On the contrary — she’s a garden-variety butt-ugly human being.

Ah secular lefties, always good for a laugh; you never ululate louder than when somebody like Rusty DePass dares apply one of YOUR dogmas. Isn’t it an article of your childlike Darwinist faith — touchingly unshakable when confronted with the total absence of transitional species in the fossil record — that all humans descend from apes? Then why is it insulting to joke a gorilla is Miss Hell’s ancestor? DePass is only practicing what you preach — and you strain at this gnat but swallow Barack Obama camels like “white folks’ greed runs a world in need.”

There are however other perfectly good reasons for the thoughtful theist to bristle at Mr DePass’ little Darwinist home truth, or falsity I should say. His controversial metaphor not only degrades human beings, created in the image and likeness of the Divine Being, but simians too. How dare he compare this rangy transvestite, with that face that could stop a clock, to one of the great apes? What have gorillas ever done to merit comparison to Miss Hell — angry chest-thumping and enraged shit-flinging during the rut aside, that is?

For all of these reasons then, I request, no, I DEMAND that Rusty DePass and everyone else who dares exercise First Amendment freedoms in private (the dirty bastards!) publicly apologize for comparing Miss Hell Obomber to a gorilla. And then perhaps in time — just perhaps — the gorillas will forgive them.