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My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night Dr. Sis attended a fancy dress party at a very crowded bar. One of My Sister’s Minions was dressed up as a small furry mammal and approached the bar tender. The bar tender pointed to a sign that read:
Bar Occupancy: 6.02*10^20The bar tender then said, “We can’t serve a mole.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis was with My Sister’s Minions and asked if any of them knew what an astronomical unit was. One of My Sister’s Minions raised their hand, “One helluva big apartment!”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis was walking by the lab and noticed My Sister’s Minions watching a video of cows slowly making random paths while grazing. Dr. Sis asked what they were watching. One of My Sister’s Minions finished taking a sip of water, “Bovinian motion.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night Dr. Sis had a dream. During the dream two photons admitted that they were bored of high speed travel and wanted to make something of themselves. So they became a particle…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the lab Dr. Sis was getting ready to leave in order to attend a Quantum Theorist lecture. Dr. Sis noticed that My Sister’s Colleague was consumed with work and asked if My Sister’s Colleague was going to be attending the lecture. My Sister’s Colleague held up some makeup, “nah I prefer Max Factor. Because they have models that work.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day at My Sister’s University, Dr. Sis and My Sister’s Colleague saw an instructor with a temporary cast walking with brackets. My Sister’s Colleague continued her pace, “mathematician. They support themselves with brackets.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day Dr. Sis was celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with My Sister’s Minions. When the sunset My Sister’s Minions were drunk and arguing on how long a flight to Dublin would take. To get the final answer, My Sister’s Minions managed to call a travel agent who got their information and said, “just a second.” My Sister’s Minions groaned, thanked the travel agent and hung up…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One night Dr. Sis was at the local pub with My Sister’s Colleague. A Drunk Statistician was hitting on them and when everything was failing for him, he started telling a joke. The Drunk Statistician leaned in and asked if they heard the one about the statistician? My Sister’s Colleague kept her gaze away from the Drunk Statistician, “probably!”…