Man who robbed Steve Jobs' house is caught

The man who unintentionally robbed the late Steve Jobs' home has been arrested and confessed to the crime.

Kariem McFarlin broke into the home on July 17th, stealing $60,000 worth of Mac computers and other items, including a letter written to Jobs.

After McFarlin plugged in the computers and connected to the Internet, the devices communicated with Apple servers in order to download updates. From there, Apple security alerted Palo Alto police who easily traced the computers.

McFarlin was arrested and then confessed to the crime. He led authorities to a storage locker in which Jobs' wallet, credit cards, and other equipment was found.

Until reading the letter, the thief claims he had no idea who's house he had robbed.

McFarlin robbed the house, which was surrounded by a construction barrier and temporarily vacant, because he was in "dire straits." The criminal also said he wants to send a letter of apology to Jobs' family.

How the F*K do you "unintentionally" steal from a mans house!?! That's like accidentally sleeping with a friends wife!

Sorry bro, was just walking through your bed room there because all the other bathrooms were being used & on the way I 'accidentally' tripped & stuck my d*k in your wife. Needless to say we were both surprised & I didn't want to be all rude & just 'pull out' - so I figured, kinda gentlemanly fix the situation with a flurry there... Hope you don't mind?

Not to mention this is a PROFESSIONAL thief... he had the storage locker & all the goods stashed away. He's just begging to not get pattered to a slow death by a bunch of soft handed Apple fanatics.