Killing Joke singer Jaz Coleman is alive and well somewhere in the Sahara

After almost two weeks of being kind-of missing, Jaz Coleman has finally been located. The Killing Joke singer is, according to a post on the band’s Facebook page, at “his retreat in the Western Sahara bemused by all the fuss of his disappearance.” Coleman has reportedly been busy writing a book, a new solo album, and a combination TV show/concert, all of which somehow necessitated him “living a nomadic existence.”

Coleman also insists that it wasn’t he who dissed both The Cult and The Mission on Killing Joke’s Facebook page, a situation which ultimately led to the cancellation of the band’s tour with those two acts. The group claims it was instead a mysterious fan posing as Coleman who did the damage, saying that person “caused a right ding dong.” They sure did.