I will now present the situation using the wonderful art of ACSII art:******************************====thepoint=========>*********************_***************************_/_\\_**************************;_B**************************<__|***************************-_|***************************\\_| <------Eternal

*bursts out laughing insanely and then pauses... breaks down crying* XD...... T_T
OH GOD people this stupid need to be euthanized.... shot or maimed so they can no longer breed their idiocy into this world.

Bunk off from all your biology classes at school much? Or just 'hoemskuled' eh, Eternal?

@Myrryr

"How does this guy even remember to breathe??"

Reminds me of the old 'Blonde Joke', about a hairstylist asking his blonde customer to remove the earphones from her head (leading to a Walkman). He keeps asking her to remove such, so he can give her the hairstyle she requested, but she says 'I can't!'. Boiling over with frustration, he removes said headphones, whereas she grasps her throat, struggles to take breath, chokes, and collapses dead on the floor. He picks up the headphones and puts them on, wondering why she needed to wear such. On a repeated loop, a voice says 'Breathe in... breathe out. Breathe in... breathe out.'

Ladies & germs, I think we may have found a rich source of Fundie Jokes: just substitute 'Blonde' for 'Fundie'*.

Not having any mind of his own, Eternal would need the same on an MP3 player. It's how his preacher ensures he gets his 'tithes' from sheeple such as him.

*- Q: Why does Jimmy Swaggart always have his underpants round his ankles?