The day progressed quickly, then the next morning came.
Everyone was at the breakfast table, including our guilty pig.
"Miss Piggy?"
"Wha-? Oh, yes?"
"Could you take Robin to school please?"
Piggy tried to hold back her tears. She had completely forgotten about... "Robbie". The sweet innocent nephew of her one true love, that she practically murdered, in a rage.
She wouldn't dare look into his eyes.
"O-Of course..." Piggy took Robin gently by the arm, and she led what would have been her future nephew, outside to Kermit's car.

Jaz confirmed that she heard the sound of her "mother" leave, and she began to make her announcement. "Uh, excuse me everyone. Uh, excuse me!"
The usual breakfast chatter, covered Jaz's soft voice. Luckily, Animal was present.

"QUIET!!!"
Everyone immediately became mute... Except Janice.
"So I said, 'Look buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is, artistic!"
After a few seconds of embarrassment, Janice silenced as well as everyone else.
"Um, thanks Animal. Uh, I'm afraid I have some disturbing news for all of you... Uh... After Miss Piggy made her way upstairs yesterday morning, me and Fozzie went up there, and we discover that... Kermit is... Well we suspected that he was no longer with us..." Jaz sighed.
Many gasps of shock were heard, as well as a few grievences.
"Yes, I understand how devestating this is... Fozzie is upstairs now, because he brought the body to his bed... And we're both hoping he's still alive..."
As if on cue, Fozzie starts to run downstairs, and clings to Jaz in a hugging fashion.
"I think he's dead... I can't look at him that way anymore..." Fozzie cried in Jaz's shoulder as Jaz snuggled into him.
"Guys, when Piggy gets back, please treat her with all due respect... That includes you Floyd..." Jaz tried to add a little humour to the sad situation.
"Who's gonna tell Robin?" Rowlf asked.
Jaz wasn't sure how to answer that...
Robin needed to know... But maybe she should only tell him if he asks...
But it's kinda lying if she held out on him...
The situation only gets worse...

This is reeeeaaaally good so far!
I want to find out what happens next...the suspense is driving me insane!
I want to hear more characters' thoughts, too. What does Gonzo think? How about Kermit's trusty gofer, Scooter? What about Beaker, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, & the Electric Mayhem? We've heard from Rowlf & Fozzie thus far...

Also, what does good ol' LINK think about this? He kind of had a hand in causing Kermit's death. He should be ashamed.
Please post more when you can! I can't wait...I'm going batty!!!
(in Count's voice) ONE! One wery interesting cliffhanger! Hahaha I love it!

WELL!
It sure has been a while...
Never the less, I shall update...
Perhaps now?

Piggy entered the house quietly, she didn't want to be noticed... They might have found out the truth. It was late. To tell you the truth, after she dropped off Robin, she drove to a bar, and attempted to drink away her problems. It wasn't good, not at all. Anyways, As she tried to sneak upstairs, with the faulty squeak the stairs made, she had run into Kermit's best friend.
Fozzie Bear.
"Oh, hello Miss Piggy..." Fozzie cried, attempting to wipe the tears from his furry face.
"Fozzie..." Piggy felt the tears, but she didn't want to show any weakness toward him. She used her acting skills to disguise her grief.
"M-Miss Piggy... I... I know... Why Kermit... I know that he's..." Fozzie couldn't go on.
Luckily, Piggy nodded in confirmation to what he was trying to say.
"Piggy... You need to tell him..."
"Tell who?"
"R-Robin."
The words echoed within her, scaring her inside out. She couldn't tell Robin that his Uncle was gone! Especially since she's the one who...
Piggy was about to shed a tear. Fozzie could see the sadness in her eyes, so he gave her a hug. Instead of pushing away, she hugged back, and cried into his shoulder, as Jaz watched from her and Fozzie's doorway, half crying, half smiling.
"I'm not sure if I can do it..."
"You can Piggy." Jaz called.
Piggy looked over Fozzie's shoulder to see Jaz.
"I know you can. You're a brave girl... Woman..."
Piggy smiled at the words of comfort that she didn't deserve.
"Thank you."
Piggy released from Fozzie's hug, and went to bed for the night.

The next morning, Link was sitting at the table, as Piggy came downstairs.
"LINK!" Piggy growled. She stomped down the rest of the stairs, and snatched him up by the color of his shirt.
"So, you think it's funny to start fake rumours about me, huh?"
Link shook his head, more clueless than usual.
"Miss Piggy, I'll be honest, I have nothing to do with it!"
So it turns out, Link isn't Piggy's target.
...
...
But Scribbler is...

Fleet Scribbler? What a plot twist! He's a dirty, stupid good for nothing (mumbles) Are you talking about Moi?
No, Miss Piggy! It's that Fleet! If he ever touches your frog, I...I am going to straighten that Scribbler out myself. Let moi take of him, okay?
All right! See ya later, Miss Piggy. Miss Kermie, I love plot twists, but how he is actually into this fanfic? I'm serious, ho'okay? Hey! Jou took my line?
I didn't mean to, Pepe, all right. Got any letover cheese?
Sure! Take it and I lost my appetite on American cheese anyway.

Miss Piggy, still upset about what she had done to "Mon Capitaine", was determined to get to the bottom of this. So, Fleet Scribbler's office was the next stop. "FLEET!" Piggy yelled, swinging his office doors open.
"Oh, hey Piggy baby." Scribbler said, not even taking eyes off his notepad.
"Don't you 'Piggy Baby' Me Scribbler! You been startin' rumours?"
"Of course, it's my job." He sighed.
"Recently?"
"Yeah."
"About Moi?"
"Nah, haven't done one of those in a few months. However, I could do an exclusive on you since I hear the frog croaked a few days ago."
Piggy tried to hold back tears again. Scribbler simply had no idea how much he hurt her with simple words of fact. "I'm afraid so..."
"Hey, I'm sorry, but if that means you're availible..." Scribbler got up, and took a slim finger to pull her chin closer. Piggy smacked his hand away.
"Shut up right now. Who told you Kermit was gone?"
"Some skirt and her boyfriend."
"WHAT Skirt and her boyfriend?" Piggy growled, which, both scared, and attracted Scribbler. When Piggy saw the little bit of passion in his eyes, she grabbed him by the collar, and glared into his eyes.
"I-I think er name was Peter... Deeter?"
"Skeeter?"
"Yeah, that's the ticket."
Piggy stared at him for a moment, then swiftly dropped him on the floor.
"Merci Fleet." Piggy gracefully exited the building, and before Piggy could make it home to interrogate Skeeter's brother Scooter, she got a phonecall.
Looking at her phone, she lightly smiled. "Jaz... Hello?"
"Hey Piggy... Robin's here... He... He wondering where his uncle is... Are you almost home?" Jaz sounded a bit shaky as she spoke.
"Oh, yes..." She had almost completely forgotten what she was supposed to tell him.
"Alright, see you when you get here... Bye..." Jaz hung up th phone, as Piggy prepared what she was going to say to the little angel.

Piggy approached the front door, and her hand shook as she reached for the doorknob. She wasn't ready to tell Robin yet, but she was a big girl now. She could do anything she put her mind to, and she had to do what she had to do.
She opened the door very slowly, but someone still managed to notice her, and that someone happened to be the happy little frog named Robin.
"Robbie..." She whispered, shedding a tear.
"Aunt Piggy, what's wrong...?" He asked.
Kermit and Piggy had never been officially married, but in Robin's happy little heart, Piggy would always be Aunt Piggy to him.
"Robbie, I need to talk to you... I-In private. Let's talk in Moi's room, ok?"
Robin nodded, assuming that 'Moi' meant me, for he never really kept up with Piggy's faux french much, but he just thought the language made Piggy even more interesting than he already thought she was. Once the two made it upstairs, they both sat on Miss Piggy's plush bed.
"Robbie, you know how you haven't really seem your Uncle lately?"
Robin nodded. "Yeah, where is he?"
"He... He's no longer with us sweetie..."
"Did he go on vacation or something?"
Piggy, though she was crying, could not help but smile at his innocence, bless his little green heart. "No sweetie, I mean... I mean your Uncle is no longer... living..."
Robin stared at her for a second. "Stop joking Aunt Piggy!" Robin nudged her playfully on the shoulder. After staring further, he realized that she wasn't kidding.
"No... No he's not!"
Piggy shed more tears, and nodded. "Yes he is Robbie..."
Robin didn't even hold back the tears he realeased as he buried himself into Piggy.
He was so small that Piggy could wrap her arms around him, and you wouldn't be able to see him... And that's just what's she did...
"I'm sorry Robbie..."
"No, no it's not your fault..."
Piggy cringed at the very words...Yes it is Robbie, it's all my fault... Piggy thought.

Skeeter? That's doesn't ring a bell, but ok. Yayyyyy! You're back! I can't believe it.Robin - Hi there! Can I come in?Sure, Robin! I heard your Uncle Kermit's busy at London for now.Robin - What's all this exictement?Well, I was excited since Jaz updated another chapter. Now on to the chapter.

Miss Piggy, still upset about what she had done to "Mon Capitaine", was determined to get to the bottom of this. So, Fleet Scribbler's office was the next stop. "FLEET!" Piggy yelled, swinging his office doors open.

"Oh, hey Piggy baby." Scribbler said, not even taking eyes off his notepad.
"Don't you 'Piggy Baby' Me Scribbler! You been startin' rumours?"
"Of course, it's my job." He sighed.
"Recently?"
"Yeah."
"About Moi?"
"Nah, haven't done one of those in a few months. However, I could do an exclusive on you since I hear the frog croaked a few days ago."
Piggy tried to hold back tears again. Scribbler simply had no idea how much he hurt her with simple words of fact. "I'm afraid so..."
"Hey, I'm sorry, but if that means you're availible..." Scribbler got up, and took a slim finger to pull her chin closer. Piggy smacked his hand away.
"Shut up right now. Who told you Kermit was gone?"
"Some skirt and her boyfriend."
"WHAT Skirt and her boyfriend?" Piggy growled, which, both scared, and attracted Scribbler. When Piggy saw the little bit of passion in his eyes, she grabbed him by the collar, and glared into his eyes.
"I-I think er name was Peter... Deeter?"
"Skeeter?"
"Yeah, that's the ticket."
Piggy stared at him for a moment, then swiftly dropped him on the floor.
"Merci Fleet." Piggy gracefully exited the building, and before Piggy could make it home to interrogate Skeeter's brother Scooter, she got a phonecall.
Looking at her phone, she lightly smiled. "Jaz... Hello?"
"Hey Piggy... Robin's here... He... He wondering where his uncle is... Are you almost home?" Jaz sounded a bit shaky as she spoke.
"Oh, yes..." She had almost completely forgotten what she was supposed to tell him.
"Alright, see you when you get here... Bye..." Jaz hung up th phone, as Piggy prepared what she was going to say to the little angel.

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Robin - I was with Jaz? She's sounds very nice.Yep! And you finally come into the next section. Moving right along...

Piggy approached the front door, and her hand shook as she reached for the doorknob. She wasn't ready to tell Robin yet, but she was a big girl now. She could do anything she put her mind to, and she had to do what she had to do.
She opened the door very slowly, but someone still managed to notice her, and that someone happened to be the happy little frog named Robin.

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You're in it now.Robin - YAYYYYYYYYYY! (clears throat) Should we keep going?Of course!

"Robbie..." She whispered, shedding a tear.
"Aunt Piggy, what's wrong...?" He asked.
Kermit and Piggy had never been officially married, but in Robin's happy little heart, Piggy would always be Aunt Piggy to him.
"Robbie, I need to talk to you... I-In private. Let's talk in Moi's room, ok?".

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Uh-oh! That's doesn't sound good.Robin - I don't understand French.Right! Well, she meant "my" room. It happens to all fo us. When I hear, "We nned to talk," it's either good or bad. *beat* Let's just keep on reading.

Robin nodded, assuming that 'Moi' meant me, for he never really kept up with Piggy's faux french much, but he just thought the language made Piggy even more interesting than he already thought she was. Once the two made it upstairs, they both sat on Miss Piggy's plush bed.
"Robbie, you know how you haven't really seem your Uncle lately?"
Robin nodded. "Yeah, where is he?"
"He... He's no longer with us sweetie..."
"Did he go on vacation or something?"
Piggy, though she was crying, could not help but smile at his innocence, bless his little green heart. "No sweetie, I mean... I mean your Uncle is no longer... living..."
Robin stared at her for a second. "Stop joking Aunt Piggy!" Robin nudged her playfully on the shoulder. After staring further, he realized that she wasn't kidding.
"No... No he's not!"
Piggy shed more tears, and nodded. "Yes he is Robbie..."
Robin didn't even hold back the tears he realeased as he buried himself into Piggy.
He was so small that Piggy could wrap her arms around him, and you wouldn't be able to see him... And that's just what's she did...
"I'm sorry Robbie..."
"No, no it's not your fault..."
Piggy cringed at the very words...Yes it is Robbie, it's all my fault... Piggy thought.

First Fleet, now Skeeter? Is Piggy going to interrogate every single obscure Muppet out there? I could see Piggy interrogating Skeeter and Scooter, who lead her to J.P. Grosse.

Awwww I felt so bad for Robin. I love the relationship that Robin and "Aunt" Piggy have, and I wish it had been developed more when the Muppet Show and the classic movies were being filmed. It's so sad to read about his reaction to his uncle's "death." (I used quotation marks because I still think there might be the possibility of a twist at the end...) Anyhow, please continue! I can't wait to see more great writing.

Piggy woke up the next day, and Robin was still a horrid wreck in her arms. Piggy slowly rubbed the back of his small head. "Robbie...?" Piggy whispered. He was still crying in his sleep. Piggy leaned back in her bed, and stared at the ceiling.I've really screwed up this time... She thought.
Just at that moment, Robin woke up. "Aunt Piggy..." Robin got closer.
Piggy gave him her full attention, it was the least she could do.
"The funeral is today..."
She tilted her head a little.
"Funeral...? I wasn't told about that..." Piggy was planning on telling everyone what really happened when everyone was ALL together... Sure, it wouldn't be... The BEST occasion... But they deserve to know how stupid she was, and how her feelings caused her to... Kill...
"Should we get ready then?" Asked Robin, who managed to remove himself from Piggy's grip, in her time of thought.
"Why... Why yes, of course Robbie..." Piggy watched Robin leave the room, and closed the door behind her. She then sunk down to the ground.I don't know if I can do this...

Later that day, everyone was in Kermit's home. The Swamp. The funeral was being held there. All the Muppets arrived wearing vibrant colors and designs, because Kermit's father wanted colors at his funeral... And Kermit wanted to follow in his footsteps. Everyone was saying nice things about Kermit about now...
First was Kermit's mother.
"Ever since Kermit was a child, he wanted bigger and better things than what was in the swamp. He deserved bigger and better... And I'm glad that... That he passed fulfilling his dreams to make millions of people happy..."
Then it was Gonzo.
"Kermit was like my best friend... Well... His OTHER best friend. Before Kermit came along, I felt like I was a nobody... I didn't know who I was... But Kermit reminded me that everyone has their differences... And I shouldn't feel different... So... I want to thank him for everything he's done for me... Thank you Kermit."
Next up was Fozzie.
"Kermit was my best friend in the whole wide world. He was an inspiration to us all, but sometimes, to me more than ever... When my jokes fell flat, he'd make a suggestion... And... Well, they were a lot better. Living without him will be difficult, but I hope he'll rest in peace..."
Then Jaz went up there.
"Ever since I was little, Kermit was always someone I could look up to. While we treated eachother like friends, he always was like a father to me... Thanks for everything Kermit. The lovers, the dreamers, and you."
And most importantly to Piggy's sensitivty, Robin.
"My Uncle Kermit has always been there for me... Especially after my own parents died... And occasionally I'd slip up and call him dad..."
Piggy watched him with wet cheeks and glistening eyes.
"And... my heart keeps telling me that this was no accident..."
Piggy's heart began to beat faster.
"But... If someone did do it... I.. I don't think I would feel any different about them... Too much..."
Piggy snapped out of it, and realized the few things Robin said, didn't really come out of his mouth.
"Aunt Piggy?"
Piggy redirected her attention to Robin.
"Would you like to say a few words?"
Piggy put on a light smile and walked up to the small stage built by her friends.
"Umm... Well... Kermie... Kermie was very important to me... More than... Than anyone else in the world. I loved him dearly... And I... I..." She couldn't go on... She was about to be in a violent tear shedding session in about three seconds...
Fozzie and Jaz ran up there to comfort her, because they already knew she was in tears. "I-I'm sorry, I can't do this..." Piggy ran off stage and hid near the river.It's all my fault. I can't look his closet family and friends in the eyes and say, "Hey, I miss Kermit. I killed him by the way!" Piggy thought.

Hours later, Piggy noticed Kermit's easy-open coffin floating down. More tears began to fall. She stopped the coffin and hugged it.
"I'm sorry Kermie... And when I figure who posted that nonsense, I'll avenge you..."

Happy easter my people...!
And April Fools day, which according to my sources, it's also Miss Piggy's birthday.
If thats wrong, blame the internet.
Because the internet is for- : Jaz, just write the story!
Yes my beloved!

Chapter uh...
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NEXT!

After the funeral, Piggy went straight to bed, bypassing anyone who tried to make her feel any better. (You could say she made a B-line for the bedroom )
Frankly, Piggy didn't think she deserved any kind of comfort.
She deserves the pain.
The suffering.
The loss of her very formidable appetite...
She deserved it.
These thoughts flooded her mind as she weeped, until the gift of sleep was presented to her. The poor diva was feeling the guilt... From the accident...

Piggy was alone. In a pitch black area.
No one to comfort her except for her own soul.
She searched frantically for someone to speak to until the light came on.
Everyone was pointing at her.
"We know what you have done..." The crowd spoke in an eerie, robotic tone, that was enough to scare Piggy. "You are guilty."
Piggy, horrified by the gothic distortion of her friends, simply shook her head.
"N-No, you don't understand, it was just an accident!"
"Guilty.... Guilty.... Guilty...." The crowd of people put their hands down, and slowly approached her in a zombie-like fashion, chanting in that very same robot voice.
"N-No! Go away!" Piggy tried to run, but she was surrounded.
In the middle of it all, she heard one voice.
"Aunt Piggy, I know it was an accident."
Piggy could almost cry.
The one who was hurt the most was the most forgiving. It almost made not a grain of sense. In the middle of her thinking, the crowd toppled over her, carrying her through the pitch black hole, until some scenery faded in. It was... The window...
Piggy was in a panic, she saw wherethis was going, but their grip was oh, so tight!
"Let's see how you like it!" The crowd chanted, as they tossed Piggy out the window.
She screamed until...

She woke up the next morning, in a cold sweat, with her heart beating out of her chest, observing how her plush bed sheets had gotten tangled up with her limbs while she was at rest.At least it was just a dream... She thought.
Piggy slipped out of bed, recieving a shock from her silk pajamas, which kind of made her giggle for the first time in a few days. She slipped on her slippers, and put on her robe. If you gave her a crown, you could call her the morning princess.
She walked downstairs, watching everyone happily eating their breakfast, and watching as Gonzo and Fozzie engaged in an arm wrestling contest. Piggy laughed to herself, knowing which of her friends would win.Well, they're in a good mood. Now's a better time than ever... Piggy thought.
Piggy took a deep breath, and cleared her throught.
"Attention everyone..." Piggy said, almost in a whisper.
The chatter contined.
"Um... excuse me..."She said a little louder.
They still continued to socialize.
"Um... H-Hey!" Piggy was trying desperately not to yell. But she got Foo Foo's attention.
The Muppets still continued to chatter, and hey! Look at that! Fozzie won."HEY!!! COOL IT!!!" Piggy shouted.Everyone immediately directed their attention to the porcine princess."Um... Thank you..." Piggy cleared her throught. "Now, for the past few days, I don't think I was very honest with you guys... I... There's something I think you should know. I-"Before Piggy could finish, a cop knocked down the door."Stop! You're under arrest!"