Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Oaf of Office

Except for a few stragglers, the crowds have dispersed. The cleanup crew is left with quite the mess. There is the typical mess you would find with any large crowd like discarded bottles, cans, and assorted trash. However, when this many democrats get together, you just know the cleanup will be a little tricky. There are mounds of condoms here, a shovel full of an aborted fetus over there. It is also apparent that ex-astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak was not the only adult wearing diapers on this solemn day. Ewwww! Is that a pile of used StadiumPals?

I'll tell you what. That Barney Frank knows how to throw a party in his basement.

And then there was the mess created by the 2 million Mallers attending the Inauguration of The-messiah-in-chief. The President messiah of the United States. The MOTUS! The MOTUS with the MOSTESS!

As promised, I didn't watch any televison yesterday (except for the Fox supernatural series,FRINGE), but I did listen to a little of Rush during lunch and he was covering the inauguration. I couldn't stop LAUGHING when I heard that Roberts and Obama flubbed the Oaf of Office!

Constitutional scholars state the flub is insignificant. "An honest mistake".

I also found this a little peculiar...

Rev Joseph Lowery gives the benediction:JOSEPH E. LOWERY: And in the joy of a new beginning we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to give back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead man, and when white will embrace what is right.

What is this? Dr. ML Seuss?

Rev Joseph Lowery continues the benediction:Let there come a day when green eggs and ham will be consumed in peace with purple jam said Sam I am. Spread on brown wheat toast that will not boast. Unlike the white bread, for it will make you dead. It is made from the poisons of white flour. Bush tortured prisoners like Jack Bauer! Let all those who hear my racist prayer say amen.

9 comments:

Yeah, I thought his flub was pretty hilarious. I managed to not watch it on TV, but I saw a video someone else had on their page. I was really hopeful that because he never said it exactly right, he isn't really the president--you know, on a technicality. I know his worshipers wouldn't allow that, though. And, thanks for that translation of the benediction. I almost couldn't tell he was calling me racist before you explained it to me. It was just so veiled and unobvious that he was blatently calling all whites racist and bad.

Don't you love all of the plastic in there discarded by the "save the earth" crowd? Also, I wonder how much polution we generated getting all of these people to and around DC? Good for them Obama hadn't doubled the fuel tax yet, huh? No hypocrisy anywhere in all of this.

Are we out of Iraq yet? Have all the Terrorists been set free from Getmo? Is it illegal to wiretap Terrorists? Did we capture Bin Laden yet? Have Bush's tax cuts, that favor the rich and will be the burden of future generations, been repealed? Is it still considered patriotic to question the government?

at least we are having fun, right?Linz- Happy to translate. The brain is fully engaged!RK- It is really all that matters.Chuck- You are not supposed to point out the left's hypocrisy. They care more than you do so it is acceptable.cube- unlimited free passes. at least this reverend left out the US of KKK and the chickens roosting thing. Take the victories where you can find them I guess.Pic Pic- Start the Obamoclock on HIS War.Anon- yepLB- Why thank you! glad you like!

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