WHEN I was lost you were there,
When I was down you were there.
When I was heartbroken you were there.
When I got really sick you were there.
ABA , hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?

A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US naturalization and citizenship..
She aced the test.
The examiner said, "Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test. Can you spell the word 'Window?"
The lady said, "W-I-N-D-O-W. ";
"Ah, very good,", the examiner said. "Now, use it in a sentence."
"WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?"