Sisko: "What's with all the owls in the rafters?"
O'Brien: "Vermin. See there were rats, but the Cardies released voles to eat the rats, but then they needed something to get rid of the voles, so owls."
Sisko: "How'd they plan to get rid of the owls?"
O'Brien: "Funny thing, they did try Cardassian hawks, but Gul Edren, Dukat's predecessor, got his eyes clawed out, so they figured the owls were Ok."

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For Proving that Worf has great aim no matter what he's throwing, our winner is...

Sisko: "Okay, I've packed all of your Season 7 scripts into that suitcase, Jake-o. Whatever you do, don't leave it at grandpa's house. I wouldn't want you standing around uselessly with no episodes of your own for an entire season."

Worf: "All of the speculation in this forum about my penis has made me realize how phallic these daggers with the extendable claws are."
Alexander: "What? I'm supposed to have extendable claws down there!?"
Worf: "Sigh... So very human. "

Sisko: "I expect you'll be back in a couple of hours."
Jake: "Give me a little more credit. I think I can last a little longer on my own than that."
Sisko: "No, I want you back here at 1700, I'm going to need a hand moving the pool table into your room."

O'Brien: "I know you want a little brother, Molly, but you don't have to watch and wait the entire nine months."
Molly: "I just want to make sure that you're doing it right."

Worf: "The Klingon rite of Dar'kthg'hangh. When a boy becomes a man, it is essential that the ritual be performed correctly and with honour."
Alexander: "Daaaad! I've been shaving for ages already!"

Alexander: "Ah, the ritual dagger of K'Lak'breth"
Worf: "No, it's..."
Alexander: "The honourable stilletto of M'kRagh?"
Worf: "Actually..."
Alexander: "Oh... it must be the tempered blade of Gal'kal'brak'thath. The fourth moon of Karthag is rising and it's almost time for the tribble bloodletting ritual..."
Worf: "If you'd..."
Alexander: "I give up, I'm all out of rituals and honourables..."
Worf: "It's a can opener you nitwit. I heard you were going camping..."