A well intentioned rant about the current state of Advertising, with particular emphasis on Big Dumb Agencies (BDA's) Because, no matter how bad you think it is, it's actually a great deal worse!
"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill pail." George Orwell.

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Thank god we’re not running out of stupid!

For all you AdScam fashionistas out there… Good news, Kanye
West has designed and is selling a line of really
fucking super tee shirts for a mere $120 each. They’re all cotton and they
are all white, so they look just like the ones you can buy at Wal-Mart for
$10.99… For a packet of fucking six!
However, the bad news is they’ve already sold out… Proving that there’s a fresh
busload of cretins born every day. But not to worry, you can get
this desirable item on eBay for $300. But as one wonderfully obscene critic pointed
out, for that kind of money, it had “better
bring back Jesus” as well as “teach
me French,” and most significantly, “help me find Bikini Bottom.” Yes in-fucking-deed! Although, if
you want to choke on your breakfast beer… Check out this Marc
Jacobs thermal for $1,685.00… Yes, that’s nearly two grand for a fucking undershirt!

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Thank god we’re not running out of stupid!

For all you AdScam fashionistas out there… Good news, Kanye
West has designed and is selling a line of really
fucking super tee shirts for a mere $120 each. They’re all cotton and they
are all white, so they look just like the ones you can buy at Wal-Mart for
$10.99… For a packet of fucking six!
However, the bad news is they’ve already sold out… Proving that there’s a fresh
busload of cretins born every day. But not to worry, you can get
this desirable item on eBay for $300. But as one wonderfully obscene critic pointed
out, for that kind of money, it had “better
bring back Jesus” as well as “teach
me French,” and most significantly, “help me find Bikini Bottom.” Yes in-fucking-deed! Although, if
you want to choke on your breakfast beer… Check out this Marc
Jacobs thermal for $1,685.00… Yes, that’s nearly two grand for a fucking undershirt!