The second chapter of the Gospel of John describes the conversion of water into wine by Jesus at a wedding reception. Intuitively one would expect the conversion to occur before anyone tasted the drink. But under quantum mechanics, it is not until observation that matter acquires a definite state. John 2:9 describes this precisely as required by quantum mechanics, and the KJV misses this subtle issue of timing in the conversion.

First of all, supposed godmen have been doing this particular parlor trick for quite a while now and were doing it before Jesus supposedly did it. I'm sure that Sai Baba could conjure you up a whole wine bottle from a handful of sand and some grapes. So, what makes Jesus so special because of his version?

Second, quantum mechanics doesn't work that way, jackass. But then you likely feel you're an expert on such topics, just as you do every other topic, so there would be no sense pointing that out to you.

It's an f-ing parlor trick you dipshit. How many people have to repeat it before you admit that it isn't magic? It's fraud!

Water: H-O-H

Wine: A complex mixture of water, alcohol, esters, organic components of grapes, Lactobacillus vini, Saccharomyces cerevisiae, and other agents of fermentation. It is a product of the controlled decomposition of juice pressed from grapes. You don't happen across it. You find it in barrels, casks, bottles and boxes because humans made it and put it there.

Maybe you should try to explain it with cold fusion, or wormholes to a parallel universe.

I can quantum mechanically convert wine into piss. Andy Schlafly, without the aid of quantum mechanics, can convert English words into shit. Although, I do believe he uses a specially designed mental illness heavily centred on those twin pillars of idiocy, namely egotism and gullibility. This mental illness coupled with a delusion that involves religious fervour (gullibilty) and extreme right-wing ideology (egotism) makes it easy for him to be fluent in shitese. Of course. if anyone had those tools at their disposal, anyone could talk shit.

Wow, and this isn't even the most ridiculous claim on that page. Apparently the ancient Hebrews being homophobes counts as advanced medical knowledge and the Bible is correct about pi being equal to 3 because for some reason it decided to express it to one significant digit.

Andy's understanding of quantum mechanic would fit on a postage stamp in 36 point type.
When are these fuckwits going to understand that there is no science in the Bible.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, or in this case, garbage in - garbage out.