Shocking news out of Hollywood today, where it's been revealed that Jesse James really loves blowjobs. From TMZ:

...a former high level, female executive with West Coast Choppers . . . claimed between 2006 - 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.

The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email in 2007, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, "Need anything before I split?" She responded, "Some Tums." Jesse replied, "I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ...."

And, she claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.

The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred's law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.

The sad thing about this whole situation is that Jesse's actions have forced me to rethink how I view guys with tribal sleeves. I used to look up to them and be intimidated in their presence, but now I'm not so sure . . . *sigh* . . . oh well, I guess I'll just have to look up to guys who wear Tapout shirts from now on.