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Monday, March 03, 2008

I remember when I used to say things like "I got internet" as a joke, because the internet is one thing, so it should be "I got access to the internet" or something. But it really doesn't sound as funny anymore. Maybe because (the?) internet has become so common that it's a necessary utility like power or water. "I have internet again", then, isn't so different than "I have electricity again".

I am a cunning linguist.

But anyway, the reason I have internet again, or more specifically, the reason I didn't have it for a while, is that I just moved to a new place. My own place. I can do whatever I want here...like cook gross foods that nobody else likes. In my underwear.

Just as soon as I get blinds.

Here is a deep thought:

Being lazy is often associated with being messy, because lazy people don't bother cleaning. However, what if someone is so lazy that they don't bother making a mess in the first place?

6 comments:

My boss once told me I was lazy... and when I made lazily made a face, she said she meant it as a compliment... she explained that because I was lazy I found better way of doing certain things faster than the way they had done them in the past... I would've punched her but I was too lazy.

Welcome to the new home. Has your dog adjusted to the new environment yet?

About Phronk

My name is Mike. Some people call me Phronk. I'm a person, and I live in London, Ontario, Canada. I write a lot, hence the blog, but also do a lot of other stuff, including: eating, reading, watching stuff on screens, sleeping, using web sites, and walking. I have a PhD in psychology, which is why I'm so smart and you have to call me "doctor." I research and analyze technology for a living. Now you know everything about me.