The more serious zombie films dont seem to have zombie fiction because otherwise it would be like. "Oh that person just got up from the dead, they must be a zombie. We simply have to destroy their brain. Oh and the infection is spread by bodily fluids." It would be really boring.

And grinning. That epic smug grin of those who just knew all along that this was going to happen and we tried to warn you all but would you listen? No you wouldn't. So get ready to shamble with the rest of the Deadites, suckers! ...Preparedness is good. Yes indeedy.

Well you know what they say, only two things are unavoidable, death and taxes.Now you know that if you don't pay your taxes, you'll become a zombie. WAS THAT HANDFUL OF BUCKS WORTH EATING YOUR MOM'S FACE OFF???Pay your taxes!