Disinfotainmenttag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012-03-13://12013-07-06T02:00:50ZUnpopular Opinions from Charles EicherMovable Type Pro 5.13-en33 Cent Gastag:weblog.ceicher.com,2013://1.5302013-07-06T01:54:27Z2013-07-06T02:00:50ZWIth some shrewd use of discounts, I just filled my gas tank for 33 cents per gallon. I haven't seen gas that cheap since I took Driver's Education in high school. I told the gas station clerk this was probably...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
second highest, and showed me a copy of a receipt for 1 cent gas (the maximum discount) filling a 20 gallon tank. Fill er up for 20 cents!

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Noctilucent Rainbowtag:weblog.ceicher.com,2013://1.5292013-05-29T01:45:29Z2013-05-29T02:03:32Z This is a crude photo of a rainbow after sunset, a noctilucent rainbow. It was taken at 8:34PM, sunset was at 8:29PM so the sun was already below the horizon. The photo was taken pointing southeast, away from the...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com

This is a crude photo of a rainbow after sunset, a noctilucent rainbow. It was taken at 8:34PM, sunset was at 8:29PM so the sun was already below the horizon. The photo was taken pointing southeast, away from the setting sun. I tried to go outside and get a better photo but it had already faded.

I have never heard of such a thing. I searched online and there are a few photos of this phenomenon, but it is exceedingly rare. Storm clouds in the west were high enough to be lit by the sun below the horizon. It made a bright red sunset, so the rainbow was illuminated by red light only, making a red rainbow.]]>
Dreamhost QuickTime Streaming Server is Deadtag:weblog.ceicher.com,2013://1.5282013-05-10T18:48:04Z2013-05-23T00:09:06Z I just got a phone call from a Dreamhost tech support agent, yes, an actual telephone call with a human voice. The tech asked me if I received their notification that they were about to turn off their QuickTime...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com

I just got a phone call from a Dreamhost tech support agent, yes, an actual telephone call with a human voice. The tech asked me if I received their notification that they were about to turn off their QuickTime Streaming Server. She said they sent out an email a month ago, but I never got it. Well this is horrible news. I chose Dreamhost for my website only because they supported QTSS at a reasonable price. I even stuck with them when they broke their server and it took me weeks to get through to the guy who could fix it. The tech said that QTSS had not been upgraded for years and they could not perform security updates to the OS on their servers. I don't believe it. QTSS is written in Perl and there is no reason why it would break with an OS upgrade.

I don't know what I'm going to do now. The agent said suggested I convert to Flash video. No way. QTSS isn't supported on iPhones and iOS devices, and neither is Flash. I'm not going to convert to another dead format like Flash. I could migrate to another web host, but the monthly fee for QTSS alone will be more than what I pay Dreamhost in a year. I will probably have to convert to HTTP Live Streaming, but it's going to take a while to get that running. So in the meantime, all my video content is offline.

It is worth noting that my BlogTV service was the first video blog on the internet. Other people used video on their websites, but I was the first person to use streaming services that integrated with standard blog software. It is starting to look like that blog software, MovableType, is also heading for obsolescence. I suppose this is the disadvantage to maintaining a site for so long. I have tried to keep everything online, and I'm even attempting to resurrect some of my first web pages from the early 1990s. It is easy to support legacy content written for simple standards like HTTP 1.0. But it's increasingly difficult to maintain some of the more complex, server-side systems. I suppose Dreamhost isn't to blame for the obsolescences of QTSS. But it doesn't really cost them anything to keep it running. And I paid them a hell of a lot of money over the years. I expected more from them and they've disappointed me before.

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1997 - Charles' Antique Web Servertag:weblog.ceicher.com,2013://1.5272013-03-26T22:37:39Z2013-03-26T23:43:29ZIt's hard to believe I've had a website online for about 20 years. It seems like just yesterday, it was 1993 and I had just discovered a program called Mosaic. It was a new concept called a "web browser." My...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
Mosaic. It was a new concept called a "web browser." My university set up a web server and I created a site almost immediately. I wish I had an archive of that site, it was my first presence on the internet. It even got a good review from Michiko Kakutani. Seriously, she emailed me and said my site was invaluable to her work.

The first web server I ever operated by myself was an mkLinux server, running on a Mac PowerPC 8100/110, what an antique. I just located the backup of that server, I was surprised to see some of my old projects from around 1997. They were pretty good if I do say so myself. But back then, it was just a miracle that you had any sort of website at all. I was particularly amused at my website logo, a spoof of "blue label" generic products.

I think I'll reblog some of the stories from the old site, they deserve to be resurrected.]]>
If Wishes Were Horsestag:weblog.ceicher.com,2013://1.5262013-02-11T20:39:13Z2013-03-08T10:09:57ZIf wishes were horses Then beggars would ride. If turnips were bayonets I would wear one by my side....Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
Then beggars would ride.
If turnips were bayonets
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A Message to Cori Eichertag:weblog.ceicher.com,2013://1.5252013-01-16T05:02:44Z2013-01-16T05:11:04ZApple keeps sending me emails to alert me that someone named Cori Eicher is trying to reset my Apple ID. Cori, I don't know who you are, or where you are, but that isn't your account. It's my account, I've...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
Apple keeps sending me emails to alert me that someone named Cori Eicher is trying to reset my Apple ID.
Cori, I don't know who you are, or where you are, but that isn't your account. It's my account, I've had it for over 10 years. I talked to Apple Security and you are never, ever going to get access to the ceicher Apple ID. So stop trying to reset the password. You are annoying me with your futile attempts to crack my account.
1982, New Year's Eve of the Century: The Crampstag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5242013-01-01T04:52:49Z2013-03-26T23:25:20ZI recently found this amusing flyer for a live performance of The Cramps that I saw on December 31, 1982. It was billed as the New Year's Eve of the Century, and it was. It's hard to believe this was...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com]]>
Crop Failuretag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5232012-09-09T19:37:36Z2012-11-21T06:00:40ZThis is my pathetic garden for summer 2012. It's so pathetic, I'm not even going to bother taking a decent photo. This is all I have to show for nearly 6 months of work. I planted my green pepper seedlings...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com

I planted my green pepper seedlings early in April due to record warm temperatures. Normally it isn't safe from a frost until early May but the last freeze was March 12. My garden was planted nearly a month ahead of schedule. I expected it to be as tall as the plants in the photo by the start of May. By now, these plants should be 5 feet tall and covered with bell peppers the size of my fist.

I never got one single pepper out of these plants. All I managed to grow was a big crop of aphids. I never used any pesticides before, but this year I sprayed over and over and the aphids were unfazed. They ate all the blooms as soon as they appeared. I upgraded to a stronger pesticide but that had no effect. One of the plants even died. A replacement plant cost more than the 4 seedlings combined. I spent more money trying to get this garden to grow than I did in the last 4 years.

This is embarrassing. I've never had a crop failure in my life. All summer long, my neighbors saw my garden up on my deck and asked me why my plants weren't growing this year. Throughout the state of Iowa, farmers are reporting crop failures due to the record breaking heat. Food prices are rising, just as my summer vegetable supply disappeared.

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A Bag of Assorted Craptag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5222012-05-15T14:55:37Z2013-01-15T03:04:20ZI found a bag of assorted crap. It's the sort of crap you toss in a junk drawer and when you move out of your house, you shove it into a bag because you don't have time to sort it...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
I found a bag of assorted crap. It's the sort of crap you toss in a junk drawer and when you move out of your house, you shove it into a bag because you don't have time to sort it out. It is such insignificant crap that you never bother to sort it out. So it sits around in a box, unseen for decades, until it becomes a little time capsule.

I started thinking about this sort of crap when I heard that Andy Warhol used to store boxes of assorted crap in his archives. He'd throw random things into a box and periodically send them off to storage. After he died, the boxes were opened and cataloged. One of the boxes contained a lost script by Valerie Solanas, she shot Warhol because he lost it. Oh well.

My bag of assorted crap is not as interesting as that. But since it is a collection of ephemera that has survived intact for so long, it deserves a closer examination.

So I'm going to present photos and document every single item in the bag. I did this once before. I took photos of a box of my childhood toys. I got an email from Rudy Rucker, he said he had boxes like that in his basement but he never knew what to do with them, now you just blog it and toss it out.

This is the unopened bag of crap. Click the link to see the rest of the photos.

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I can date this pile of crap exactly. There are several ATM receipts dated January 1988 from Los Angeles and June 1992 in San Francisco.

Health insurance cards from before I moved to California in 1982. They were in a plastic sleeve that was in my wallet, I must have removed them when I got to LA and threw them in a drawer.

Membership card from Trashy Lingerie dated 8/1/1986. I went there to buy a gift for my girlfriend Susie. But you couldn't enter the shop without an expensive membership which was refunded when you made a purchase. The card has a daub of Cadmium Yellow oil paint on it and is stained with oil.

Coupons for women's hair products and tampons.

Scitex tech support card for the Iris inkjet printer and a cleaning brush. I used to operate one of the first Iris inkjet printers in the US. I frequently had to wash the printhead under water and scrub it with this brush, while inspecting it under under a powerful magnifier, to remove microscopic dust particles.

Matchbooks for Los Carrillo's and Belmont Brewing Company restaurants. I remember Los Carrillo's in downtown LA but I don't remember ever going to the BBC in Long Beach.

Crumpled flyer for the underground nightclub READ that I was briefly associated with. This was the only downtown LA nightclub with a weekly magazine and a reading room. The club went out of business after only a few weeks.

Decorative sponges: Space Shuttle, comet, llama, and monkey. The sponges were compressed into little gelatin pill capsules, drop them in water and they expand.

Empty bag for a stereogram viewer.

Generic business card from ComputerLand Downtown LA with no name on it, and a card from Max Levine men's clothiers. When I worked at ComputerLand, employees were required to buy at least one new suit each quarter. My boss hosted quarterly events at Max Levine where we were all required to attend and buy a new suit if we had not done so already.

Extra buttons. The white button was loose in this bag of crap. The suit button on the piece of blue cloth was in the envelope. This was from one of the suits I bought at Max Levine.

Ugly embroidered Iowa patch. I think my sister Janet found this on a cheap shirt in a thrift store.

Rock and fragment of Stunt Glass. This type of fake glass is used for movie stunts because it breaks easily and won't cut you. I rented my art studio as a movie location, they replaced one of the windows with Stunt Glass and threw a stunt man through it. Then they put the real glass back when they were done.

Screw, bolt, nail. I recognize the screw, it's from a new office chair I bought for my studio. The screws kept falling out and the seat would come loose from the base.

Wiring connectors for making unsafe wiring connections.

Two rubber bands, a cabling staple with white string tied to it, a transparent push pin, and two staples. The rubber bands are so old they have become brittle.

Dirt and detritus from the bottom of the bag. I noticed the photo was blurry, so I took it again. It was still blurry. I was going to try a third time, then I thought, "what the hell am I doing? This is dirt. This project is done."

I am sure I have other bags of assorted crap, even whole boxes full. I still haven't unpacked most of my junk from when I moved out of California in 1992. I probably should just throw it all away. I can start by throwing away this bag of assorted crap.

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Apple's Greatest Keyboardtag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5212012-04-16T22:46:32Z2012-09-13T22:42:13ZJohn Gruber has been discussing (again) his preference for Apple's older keyboards. I prefer Apple's older keyboards too, because they stopped making their best keyboard. This is a huge gap in their product lineup. Gruber prefers the ancient Apple Extended...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
discussing (again) his preference for Apple's older keyboards. I prefer Apple's older keyboards too, because they stopped making their best keyboard. This is a huge gap in their product lineup.

Gruber prefers the ancient Apple Extended Keyboard II that was first released in 1990 and discontinued in 1999. Thomas Brand responded with claims the original Extended Keyboard from 1987 is superior. The differences between the models is subtle, but since the keyboard is a primary point of interaction with your computer, many people have strong opinions. And since this basic design was sold for more than 13 years, many people are very attached to these keyboards.

I even have an Extended II in my closet somewhere, and I remember using the original model back in 1987. These keyboards are massive, and were intended to compete with IBM's famous Model M keyboard that first shipped in 1984.

I sold hundreds, if not thousands of those keyboards from Apple and IBM, and it got me reminiscing about the keyboards I have used. And I came to the conclusion that keyboards probably shaped my career more than any other computer component.

The first computer keyboard I ever used was an IBM 029 Key Punch. I recently wrote about using a key punch back in late 1970 and early 1971, that was my first experience programming computers. I will never forget the sound of a room full of key punch machines, it was quite a racket. A key punch was incredibly difficult to use because you could not see what you were typing. The column you were typing on was under the punch mechanism. If you wanted to see what you had typed, you had to press a key and the card would pull back from under the mechanism so you could look at it.

When I was in junior high school, I decided to take a typing class since keypunching was so difficult, one mistake and you ruined the card and had to start over. Typing class was considered vocational education for girls who wanted a career as a secretary and did not want to go to college. I mercilessly pounded away at the manual Olivetti typewriters for months and eventually achieved the 30 words per minute required to pass the typing class.

The next computer keyboard I encountered was a Teletype ASR-33. My dad got one for his flower shop so he could send and receive orders by Telex. I discovered it could connect to the University's computers by modem at 110 baud. The keyboard had the strangest bouncy feel. You had to press hard until the solenoid activated and the key would spring back up as the machine typed the character on paper.

As I learned more about computers, I encountered many different keyboards. At first, they were printing terminals like the IBM 2741 "Selectric Terminal" or the DECwriter II. But soon I was using graphics terminals like the exotic (but clunky) PLATO IV and even the advanced Tektronix 4010 Vector Graphics Terminal. Oh there are too many to count, but I remember them all.

One keyboard stands out as exceptionally important to me. I have owned it for about 35 years, longer than any other keyboard. When I bought my first computer, I agonized over the keyboard. I wanted an Apple 1 but it came with no keyboard, you had to make your own. One of the few existing Apple 1 computers with a keyboard is in the Smithsonian Institution. It has a hand made wooden case and the right shift key is broken off. It looks like it was adapted from a Teletype, since it has strange keys like RUB OUT and HERE IS. I didn't have any machines to cannibalize for parts, so I had no way to make something like this.

So instead of the Apple 1, I bought a SOL-20 kit which came with a pre-assembled keyboard. In retrospect, this was a poor choice. Both computers are considered collectible. An Apple 1 is worth tens of thousands of dollars in any condition, but my SOL is barely worth what I paid for it. And worst of all, every SOL keyboard rotted away with age after about 15 years. It took me many years to locate parts to fix the keyboard, but I finally managed to restore it back to working condition. For all that trouble, it would have been easier to build an Apple 1 keyboard myself.

The SOL keyboard was a strange design, it didn't use standard key switches like the Apple II. Those keyboards really made my career as a computer tech. The key switches were durable but still broke a lot, especially when people pounded on the keys while playing games. Most shops could only replace the whole keyboard, which cost a lot of money. But I took the advanced repair class at Apple's Texas factory and I learned how to replace an individual key switch. I recall the key switches only cost about a dollar, but there were 2 or 3 different types, and they weren't interchangeable so I had to keep an assortment of keys in stock. I would replace keys for a flat rate, I don't remember what I charged, but it was cheap compared to replacing the whole keyboard. I could disassemble the computer, pull out the keyboard, desolder the old key and put in a new one, then reassemble everything in about 15 minutes.

I made a lot of money replacing Apple II key switches. That really launched my career in computers. But I don't want to reminisce about every keyboard I ever used over the decades. Let's get back to Gruber's keyboards.

Apple now makes only low profile aluminum keyboards, similar to the keyboards they use on laptops. They're great keyboards and look beautiful, but Apple has made some changes that I don't like. Now the Apple Wireless Keyboard is standard, but it's not an extended keyboard with a numeric keypad and a full 109 keys.

Apple does sell a full extended keyboard in the low profile aluminum style, but it's not wireless. You have to plug it in with a USB cable. I didn't realize how annoying this is until I got a wireless keyboard. And here is the problem: Apple does not make any full size wireless keyboards. If you want a full keyboard, you need to connect it wires. This is a huge gap in their product lineup.

The last full 109 key wireless keyboard was the Apple Bluetooth Keyboard, but it has been discontinued. That's the keyboard I'm using right now. It's probably the last keyboard Apple will ever make with full travel key switches. It's going to be another classic that people will use for years and years. I bought mine in 2006.

But there's one particularly annoying feature of this keyboard. It has a transparent plastic case. It looks beautiful when it's new. But over time, keyboard crud falls through into the edges of the case and it looks awful. Some people recommend disassembling the keyboard and cleaning it in a dishwasher. I'm about ready to try it. Maybe it will be clean enough to work for another 6 years.

So people like me have a great attachment to their favorite keyboards. I completely understand Gruber's love for his old Apple Extended II keyboard, and why he bought a spare to use if his current keyboard dies. I'm thinking of buying a spare Apple Bluetooth keyboard as a backup. Gruber thinks the Extended II is the best keyboard Apple ever made. I think the Bluetooth keyboard is the best Mac keyboard, Apple will probably never again make a anything as good as this.

But there is one keyboard that I consider the best keyboard Apple ever made, and the best keyboard ever, period. It is very rare, hardly anyone has ever touched one. But I used one at work every day. Notice it has two Apple keys on it, this foreshadowed the Mac's Apple and Option keys. It was Apple's first aluminum machine, it was solid as a rock and you could really pound the keys. The ergonomics were nearly perfect. I remember using a typing test program and after some practice, I got above 110 words per minute. I've never been able to surpass that speed on any kind of keyboard. That is what makes it the best keyboard ever, on any computer, it is the best tool for the job, especially if you're good on a keyboard.

That is the keyboard from the Apple ///.]]>
From A to Ztag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5202012-04-12T00:37:18Z2012-05-19T13:24:07ZRecently I noticed some particularly annoying grammar in the New York Times. I noticed it more than once, so apparently it is now in their stylebook. Here is an example, from an article on a pizza price war. Related prices...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
article on a pizza price war.

Related prices at both establishments have also tumbled. The special of two slices and a drink dropped to $2.25 from $2.75.

No, the price fell from $2.75 to $2.25. It confounds comprehensiblity to list the prices from low to high, to represent prices going from high to low. Please do not write like that.]]>
1971 - Learning FORTRAN Computer Programmingtag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5192012-03-25T00:35:48Z2012-05-21T13:36:32ZWhen I was 12 years old, I started learning to program computers. But in those days, that meant writing FORTRAN code on paper, then using a punch cards machine to encode it, and sending the deck of punch cards to...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com
I unwrapped it and on top of the stack was my "separator card." Programs were punched on white cards with a blue card on the top of each program. That is my 12 year old handwriting.

I saved a 1.2Mb PDF of the whole printout, but I'll just show the important bits here. This is a really stupid program. But I suppose it's not so bad for a 12 year old kid in 1971. Nowadays any 12 year old kid can write something more complex on a personal computer and get instant results. But back then, it took a full day to send the cards in and get a printout back.

This must have been a class assignment to write a program that could compare two numbers punched on a card, and print which number was higher. But there are some really stupid programming tricks here. I'll explain one and why it's stupid. The program is designed to read a data card, compute which number is higher, print the results, and repeat until all 10 cards are done. It starts by setting a counter K to 1. After it prints each answer, it increments the counter, K=K+1 and loops back to the beginning to see if it should stop. But this is a stupid way to do it. The program stops when K gets to 11, which means the 10th card has been read, don't read the 11th one, it isn't there. But any normal computer programmer would have started with K=0, and count to 10, not 11. And the test for K>10 should be at the end, not the beginning of the program.

Now here are the results.

When I got this program back, I could not believe it. How could a computer possibly know which number was higher? I remember being baffled at my math teacher's explanation, you subtract the second number from the first, and if the result is negative, the second one is greater. If positive, the first one is greater. But then, how does the computer know how to subtract? And how does it know if the result is positive or negative? Um.. that's a little trickier. How do you know how to do that?

To me, the most interesting thing on this printout is at the bottom, where it lists the time the computer took to run this program. This was a huge IBM/360 mainframe costing millions of dollars. It took 0.13 seconds to compile the program, and 0.08 seconds to run. The blue card at the top of the program says to stop the program if it took more than 2 seconds to run. That would only happen if you got stuck in a loop and the program ran forever. Programs like that could stop a huge mainframe computer dead in its tracks, nothing would get done until that program was halted. I think I recall we got something like 2 seconds of computer runtime every semester, so one accident like that and you used up your whole semester's worth of computer time in one shot. You'd have to beg the System Operators for more time, and apologize for your stupidity at wasting a whole two seconds, almost an eternity in IBM/360 time.]]>
Blog Upgradetag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5182012-03-13T20:57:52Z2012-03-13T21:02:54ZI'm upgrading my blog to the newest version of MovableType. While I'm at it, I fixed my template, so the blog looks a lot better. As usual, there are still problems with the tricky bits like video.I also fixed my...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com

I also fixed my old home page, which never had anything on it. It still doesn't really have anything on it, but now it looks like it does.

So, if things are a little unstable here while I fix the rough edges, just stay tuned and I'll have it all straightened out soon.

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1974: Broken Glasstag:weblog.ceicher.com,2012://1.5142012-01-16T18:59:34Z2012-01-16T19:02:50ZPolaroid SX-70 print, circa 1974....Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com]]>
Assorted Scissorstag:weblog.ceicher.com,2011://1.5132011-12-05T23:20:47Z2011-12-05T23:46:48Z I have a lot of scissors. I put a few of them on my scanner, here they are from top to bottom. Long scissors. Just over 9 inches long, with a 5.5 inch cutting blade. This scissors is very...Charleshttp://weblog.ceicher.com

I have a lot of scissors. I put a few of them on my scanner, here they are from top to bottom.

Long scissors. Just over 9 inches long, with a 5.5 inch cutting blade. This scissors is very hard to use.

Heavy scissors. This scissors had a hard working life. It is rusty and corroded, and is too beat up to use. The side is stamped "Richards of Sheffield."

Fiskars. Good general purpose scissors. Easy to use, I use it a lot.

Hair scissors. I don't know why I have this, I wouldn't trim my own hair.

Surgical Scissors. Very sharp and good for small, accurate cutting. I use this scissors the most.
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