Mark Cuban finally endorsing Frankenberries

After years of speculation, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has agreed with conviction to a lucrative endorsement deal with popular General Mills cereal, Frankenberries.

Citing the fact that he looks exactly Frankenstein, Cuban spoke glowingly of the brand as well as his desire to eventually have his creepy face on the cover of a special limited edition box celebrating the delicious pink turds.

Although under the same umbrella of General Mills brands, the marketing team for Count Chocula is said to be seething with jealousy, and in some cases, violently catty.