Bill Murray Slides Into Home, A Nation’s Hearts

Maybe if Bill Murray spontaneously ran the bases at every Major League Baseball game, as he did before throwing out the first pitch at the Cubs game at Wrigley Field last night, maybe then I could finally get emotionally involved with sports.

Ah, but then there’s football, basketball, hockey, tennis, water polo and track and field, and I just can’t imagine the man has that kind of spare time. On a somewhat related note, Dr. Venkman can really get those knees up, right? My exercise-induced asthma is acting up just watching this.