The ELIXIR will be arriving in Truro College (Mylor Theatre) a week today - Wednesday 29th OCTOBER

"....This amazing remedy is what you ought to buy, You bachelors and husbands, you girls and married women, Don’t wait because I only have a limited supply. And here I have a recipe especially prepared by me for curing any malady immediately and unfailingly. It kills the worst rheumatic pain, relieves a cough and muscle strain; No matter what your trouble is, it makes you feel like new. Though this may seem a paradox, it also cures the chicken-pox, It makes hysteric girls serene, makes thin men fat, and fat men lean."