Hey lady, meet my mum and dadYou're a strange aberrationIn this land of potted plants and boxlike housesWhere the girls like mousesBreathe a long sigh of resignationYou resign your self to keep on growingLike the seeds you're sowingYou're a strange apparition In this land of grammar schools and gala daysThe ladies set in their waysYou had a long conversation With a kid next doorHe's a little slowBut in your favour, it shows

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