Reynolds was a little more graphic when he described his adoration. "If anybody's looking for them, they're handcuffed to my stove until the next Olympics," he captioned their group shot. "I'll raise their two boys as if they were my own—which, frankly, is a terrible thing for all involved."

There you have it. Celebrities, they're just like us. Spending too much time watching cooking shows, then losing it over celebrity chefs.