And even though the soon-to-be-confined starlet was spotted sprawled under a table at a Brazilian nightclub (above), we're sure it's just because she needed a little snooze from the strenuous work (sup with those bruises, girl?!).

PLUS, she had to SMILE and seem engaging for a whole 45 minutes while promoting the John John clothing line in Sao Paulo. Tiring stuff! LOLz!

Obviously, we JOKE, because Lindsay looks BLACKOUT drunk in this Twitter pic that was captured by one savvy club-goer. It even seems like she might have had her lady parts on full display for anyone else on the floor! Check your goodies, Lilo!

According to sources, Lindsay REFUSED to take pictures with anyone at the club, and decided to hide under tables instead.

And all this from a girl who remains adamant about NOT having a drinking problem.

I love how she continues to be the poster girl for the mockery of the judicial system in California. Seeing as she continues to go to places that use alcohol when she was forbidden not to, is this not a direct violation of the judges orders? In the real world, her ass would be hauled off to jail. I am so sick of her entitlement!

LOL ! …and the downward spiral continues…..with the great blow they have in Brazil, this one will be flying, and falling, her entire time there…..wow. She is getting more pathetic by the minute. I can almost make out bits of ole firecrotch's crotch !

While I do think she has an alcohol problem I also think she is under a humonngous amount of pressure now. You gotta figure she is making promises to all those guys who have financed her through this hoopla and the idea of jailtime cannot be far from her mind either.

This one is too easy. The lawyer gravy train should end and she should spend a year in jail. For her own good. It keeps her out of the public eye, lets her sober up, find a new girlfriend and get a shit load of money on interviews when she gets out. Why is it that the African American rap stars get to stay in jail while this train wreck just keeps on going and going. I hope that she gets busted in Nevada for something. The trials are fast and they aren't afraid of keep celebrities in prison.

I want to have this photo's crack babies, I love it so much! I just wish Lohan would stay under that table crying like the big crack baby criminal she is FOREVER! Please keep her Brazil. I hope she "loses" her passport again and never comes back to the United States. America is sick to death of this POS's f*ckery!

When will the blogger learn that grabbing a photo and describing what he thinks is going on in the image does not equal journalism?

Granted, it does look odd, but Gossip Cop checked with a Lohan insider, who tells us the star was “not drinking” at the club, explaining, “Her arrival caused a bit of chaos and she went to the DJ table for safety after she was dangerously swarmed by the guests at the club.”

Re: overthere – I understand that on occasion things arent always what they seem to be, but you seem to think nothing is ever as it appears. well, she appears drunk and on the floor. No kidding that someone from her side would try to portray as anything other than that!