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John Wiltshire on "Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21757#post-58813
Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:23:54 +0000John Wiltshire58813@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The British Beach Volleyball team's plans have gone wrong - it's gone tits up.
</p>riesler on "Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21757#post-58811
Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:21:49 +0000riesler58811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Is that a baton in your shorts?
</p>Skylarking on "Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21757#post-58810
Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:20:55 +0000Skylarking58810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>"Oh but this decathalon - it's so long and hard...
</p>John Wiltshire on "Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21757#post-58804
Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:43:22 +0000John Wiltshire58804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>In the latest developments, Andy Gray and Richard Keys are commenting on Beach Volleyball.<br />
'Here comes the drinks for the teams.'<br />
'Yeah, look at those jugs!'<br />
'And fruit too.'<br />
'They have some lovely pears.'<br />
'I see the Brazilian team hang their clothes up neatly.'<br />
'Yes, Andy, they've got terrific racks.'<br />
'So today it's Brazil v Russia. Who's the Brazilian captain?'<br />
'Luka Tmytits.'<br />
'And the Russian captain?'<br />
'Ivana Nenormouspair.'<br />
'What's the offside rule in this game, Andy?'<br />
'Their bikinis come off my side!'
</p>Skylarking on "Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21757#post-58780
Thu, 24 Feb 2011 23:01:59 +0000Skylarking58780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice idea. Possibly needs a bit more work on it and could be a NiB, I'd have said...
</p>John Wiltshire on "Carry On Olympics to be held in 2012"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=21757#post-58779
Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:56:57 +0000John Wiltshire58779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>In addition to the Olympics and Paralympics, organisers have decided to add the Carry On Olympics to the 2012 programme.<br />
Competitors should have titillating names, events should have equally ribald names, and commentators should make sexist remarks.<br />
Thus the GB team has already recruited Ivor Biggun, Hugh Jarris and Norma Snockers.<br />
One popular event is tossing the caber, and male competitors are already being trained in saying to young nubile women 'You can toss my caber anytime, darlin.'<br />
And a commentator has already said of Victoria Pendleton that he would like to fit his pump to her inner tube so she can ride hard (OK, it was me).
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