Wrestlers That Suck

Thursday, 25 November 2010

My god what a shock! Another terrible diva! This one is one of the most awkward wrestlers I've ever seen in the ring, and for all her supposed athleticism with her splits and whatnot, she sure does fuck up some basic shit. She ain't stupid though, the fact that she's reportedly slept her way through half the locker room is probably why she still has a job.

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Yes, it was very sucky what happened to his leg when he crushed it on a 4 foot drop. However, have you ever sat through a Sid Vicious vs Kevin Nash WWF Title match? Well I have, and it was the DRIZZLING SHITS.

Thursday, 4 November 2010

I have no idea how Gail Kim got so highly regarded in the Knockouts Division of TNA (Mainly because I don't watch that crappy Orlando shit). But when she came back she immediately got to work stinking up WWE's women's division, and now everyone thinks she invented Chuck Taylor's Sole Food. Which makes me mad.

Monday, 13 September 2010

What a totally messed up person. A totally messed up upbringing probably drove her into working out and steriods, which completely messed up her looks. It took facial reconstruction surgery and two boobs jobs to transform her into what she looks like today, and she's she looks horrific.

Starting out as an enforcer for Triple H, she eventually became a wrestler winning the Intercontinental Title and becoming a contender for the world title. However she was one of the absolute worst in the ring ever. She could have filled a spot as freakshow looking bodyguard for her whole career, but instead they pushed her, and put her in Playboy.

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

This guy was 6 foot 7, had the classic WWE look, yet didn't even last a year on the main roster. He was Chavo Guerrero's bodyguard, and that was about it. Think Luke Gallows if you took away absolutely everything that makes Luke Gallows any good at all. Just awful.

Monday, 6 September 2010

At least this one didn't stink up the WWE for as long as Billy Gunn, as he was under contract for only six years til 2003, and didn't appear on TV much til 2000. A classic example of a tall big guy that doesn't have a lot going for him other than being tall and big. Yet he was repackaged so many times and given so many different gimmicks in efforts to make him, although the only title reign he got was one run with the tag straps. He's recently been stinking it up in NOAH in Japan too.

Sunday, 5 September 2010

I'll start with an obvious one, Bily Gunn (a.k.a. Kip James and Mr Ass). This guy started stinking up WWE rings in 1993, ruining them with his complete and utter lack of charisma for 11 years before moving to TNA, though they got rid of him too at the end of 2009. He has single-handedly ruined Road Dogg from ever being in anything interesting, and only Chyna saved him from being the most useless member of DX ever (Though I have grown to hate that stable too.

How the hell did this guy win an Intercontinental Title, a King of the Ring, and TEN Tag Title Reigns?