1. We don’t celebrate monthly anniversaries
2. We don’t celebrate yearly anniversaries
3. We barely hold hands, we’re still individuals
4. The only time we argue is when we can’t decide on where to eat
5. You never let me pay
6. The only time we’re ever competitive is when we’re trying to decide whose farts smells worse or racing down a mountain
7. You never get mad when I hang out with my friends, even if they’re guys
8. You don’t care that all my friends are guys
9. Your wittiness, and your humor
10. you + me