What women talk about when they´re alone!...

What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!

In my experience:
*) Talk about computer hardware; They get annoyed/bored and leave
*) Talk about makeup/sex/clothes/talking smack about Susan who've gained weight/talking smack about Christine who've gotten pregnant/talking smack about Anne who cheat on his boyfriend/talk about the time when they cheat on their boyfriend with Joe; I get annoyed/bored and leave

But I do like talking about baking. I do like baking. Not a lot of others do. :/

Just forward? Yea. I can do the splits and I can put my leg behind my neck. But I can't thrust my pelvis like one would need to - not only would the effort be a strain, I'd have to use one full bladder for each letter, assuming I could even get the hang of aiming. I doubt I have the motor skills and musclestrength to actually manage it in speeds that one would require in one bladder.

And that concludes the most weird post I've had to written in, I now notice, post-4000 posts. ._.

PS. I don't like the Scarab Lord-title. I wanna be a mod just for the alternate title, even if it just said "alternate title" or ".. is a 'special' kid" D: