Eventually -- and nobody's sure exactly how -- she wound up on the hood, and that's when her husband decided to floor it. As the wife clung to the rear-view mirror and windshield wiper, he zoomed through several towns, attracting multiple police reports.

After some time, the driver slowed down enough that the woman could fall off with few injuries. She was given medical care while her husband was arrested. It's not his first unusual run-in with the law: a few days earlier, he hid in a dumpster while police sought to arrest him for drunkenness. He sounds like quite a catch.

Meanwhile, in San Jose, a fifteen-year-old and an 84-year-old had a similar altercation. A young boy stole his elderly neighbor's car, and then ran her over as the grandmother tried to stop him. She suffered a dislocated shoulder, lacerations, and other injuries.