This isn't the first time that PornHub used its stats to gaze deeply into the human psyche, but it did succeed in making me not want to borrow my buddy's 3DS anytime soon.

Among the site's millions of console-based visits, how does the traffic break down?

I assume that the 6.4% that represents the Nintendo Wii is exclusively bored overnight janitors at the retirement home. Still, this isn't invasive and creepy enough. How does the average console sensualist actually spend their time?

Playstation Vita owners are very discerning, but quickly lose enthusiasm, makes sense. While Xbox owners won't be as picky, but are willing to commit. This is revolutionary insight into the mind of the gaming public. Also? Gross.