The reason that guy says I'm a good role-player is because he can take me to gay clubs and I'm able to pretend that all of the singing cross-dressers are normal.

A swirling vortex of shadows draws itself from the ground and coalesces into a black Moongate, which yawns open like a hungry maw.

Aaoskar jumps back from a black Moongate!>(Aaoskar squares up with the moongate, closes his eyes, and takes a running dive through the moongate! Disappearing through the swirling vortex as he screams in terror.)>Peon Aaoskar's group went through a black Moongate