alien3456- That made me think of a joke "Yeah, scientologist don't like proctologists, apparently they don't like doctors messing with their brains". ...Delivery counts for a lot.
And this is slightly more plausible than scientology

Maldor, I was actually thinking of Elian Gonzales causing the Indian mathematician to discover the theorem first, but it seemed overly complicated. It's not as if the rest is facturally accurate, anyway =D

I would send you all the money I have, but to do that, I'll have to buy a postage stamp. If I buy a postage stamp, I'll have no money left. I would send you the stamp, but that too would cost money. I believe you should come up with a solution to this paradox, which should become the 'Chicken-Goat'. paradox