Career Day, The Classic Gaming Way
One of the time honored traditions in high school and even college is Career
Day. You know the day when a bunch of businesses come and put up booths
for the students to learn more about the companies. Why bother with all that
nonsense when all you have to do is look at the classic games for inspiration.
Look at this selection of careers that are represented in classic games, be it
the arcade or the consoles. If you cannot find your calling here, maybe you are
too selective!

This is but a small selection of all the
different careers that you can experience first hand! So why limit career
day to one day a year, when you can experience it all year long?

Ponx and Carl
Forhan, the Interview!
If you are an Atari Lynx or Atari Jaguar fan, then you will be happy to know
that there are still games for both coming out! We were able to pull Carl
Forhan, the man behind Songbird Productions, away from his busy schedule to do a
short interview with us. Thanks to Carl for taking the time for the
interview and check out his webpage at: http://songbird.atari.org/.
You can order Ponx and other great games there!

1. First off, for the readers who are not
familiar with your company,

Carl-Songbird Productions was formed early in
1999 as the culmination of several years of part-time development and
negotiations with many developers formally associated with the Atari Lynx and
Jaguar systems.

To date, Songbird Productions has published three
new titles for the Lynx -- SFX,Ponx, and
Lexis. More titles are being worked on, such as Crystal Mines II:Buried
Treasure. Four new Jaguar games are currently slated for release in the
1999-2000 timeframe, including Skyhammer, Protector, Soccer Kid, and Hyper
Force.

2. What made you decide to support the Jaguar and
Lynx? Do you have any plans to support any other systems?

Carl-I've been an Atari fan ever since the VCS of
my childhood. When I learned Atari was still making game systems in the mid-90s,
I began to investigate what it would take to develop games in my spare time. It
soon became apparent that Atariwas dropping
support for first the Lynx, then the Jaguar, and no one beyond Telegames was
making a serious attempt to fill the gap left by Atari.

While I still have several unannounced Atari
projects in the works, I am currently evaluating other platforms for future
development. I'd really like to work on a Gameboy Color or NeoGeo Pocket Color
title someday soon.

3. Everyone dreams of doing their own game, but
doesn't realize the amount of work that goes into the development of a game. Can
you give us a basic idea of the amount of work it takes to bring a game from an
idea to an actual product for sale?

Carl-Whew... it's definitely a lot of work. I
spent several years (yes, years) working on and off on SFX and Ponx. Of course,
a major portion of that time was spent just learning the Lynx hardware. The
actual logic to a game like Ponx is relatively simple. If I started something
like Ponx today, I could code it in just a few months (of part-time effort).

Beyond the actual design and test... it was a
real bear getting the carts made. Where do you go nowadays to get Lynx or
Jaguar carts fabricated? Companies aren't exactly lining up to do this. My
first supplier bailed out on me, and I was fortunate to find another individual
who wanted to do some card design and fabrication for a game system such as the
Lynx. That was probably a six-monthprocess
in itself.

Finally, there was the packaging issue. SFX was
released only in a ziplock baggie, but both Ponx and Lexis were published in a
CD jewel case with a full-color cover. All my carts also feature full-color
'Atari-style' labels. I'm hopeful that my Jaguar releases will appear
completely professional, from the box all the way to the cart casing.

4. How many people are involved in the production
of your games?

Carl-I do basically all the design and testing
myself, although occasionally I do recruit other testers. Usually one other
person or small company handles all the hardware side of things for me --
manufacturing PCBs, programming chips, assembly, etc.

5. Is the decision to make a particular title, a
individual decision or is there a group of people that decide?

Carl-Pretty much just me. =)

6. Will these games be available for a limited
time or will you constantly keep them in stock?

Carl-Yes. Ponx has a couple of cheats, one of
which has already been made public. Lexis has several cheat words which have
interesting effects on the game. And Protector (for the Jaguar) has quite a few
cheat modes in it...

8. Which one of your games is your personal
favorite?

Carl-Ponx. You have to play it to know how much
fun it really is. It's too easy to brush it off as some cheap Pong knock-off.
Wait until you see how fast and frantic the game gets, either against a human or
computer opponent. Multi-ball only adds to this, and the 'evil' cheat mode I
will soon reveal on the internet makes the game wildly unpredictable. Ponx is
still fun for me to play, after almost two years of tinkering with it. I'm quite
proud of how nice the entire game is, fromthe
music, to the audio effects to the AI to the game play.

Building the Virtual Arcade
Ok, you have MAME up and running! You went out and got yourself a fancy joystick
to fully enjoy the games! So you think you have the complete Virtual Arcade,
don't ya! Well, you're not even close. You call that an arcade? Gimme a break.
But don't fear! I here to save you from some serious embarrassment. I am here to
get that arcade up to snuff!

As anyone who was a major arcade player in the
heyday knows, the laserdisks (if one wise-apple emails and says laserdisk is
spelled wrong, I am going to devote the next entire issue to Mythicon games and
I mean it) games were the rage. Sure they offer little gameplay, but they were
full of eye candy and we all know how gamers love that! So get your tail out to
your local software store and pickup the Dragon's Lair collection. It will set
you back about $20.00 and you will have the big daddy of all laser disk games,
Dragon's Lair to play! Add in the sequel, Dragon' Lair II:Timewarp and Space Ace
and you have a healthy representation of the genre.

Wipe that lousy smirk off your face, we are not
done yet. So get that wallet ready for another whack. Think about what your
arcade is missing. No, not cigarette stains. Think a little harder, Einstein.
Give up? How about pinball machines? What self respecting arcade would be
without some pinball machines? Obviously yours, bright boy. But once again, I am
here to save the day! So go get a good pinball package. Before you start crying
how there are so many pinball packages and you don't know which one to choose,
I'm going to give you a little tip. The Microsoft Pinball Arcade is a great one
and will only set you back $20.00 (I must give Frank Traut credit for pointing
this out to me in his article in Classic Gamer Magazine). I know you are
thinking "There's only one game from the 80's here, how about
authenticity?" Don't give me that bullhockey, you are sitting there in your
ducky slippers playing classic arcade games on your computer and you want
authenticity? Like you would go out in public in those slippers, gimme a break.

Ok, your arcade is pretty darn stocked now! All
you need is some tunes from the era and you have it all set! I recommend getting
some of those lame collections you see advertised all the time. It doesn't
matter which one you buy, they all have Katrina and the Wave. So now you are
ready for business! Invite some friends over, watch Tron and then come up and
play until your eyes bleed. But make sure to toss Dragon's Lair and some pinball
in there and watch how impressed your friends are!

MAME Reviews
With so many new games added, it was hard to pick. This is the third great MAME
update in a row and each one has given me one of my favorite games! So I will
take the two games I most wanted to be added and will review them, plus one that
I forgot about! So here are three more of my favorite games!

Pacmania
What a wonderful month, MAME finally adds my favorite of the Pacman series,
Pacmania and I get the marquee too (and at a great price)! So I can enjoy the
game and my marquee! Is this a great country or what?

Anyone who hasn't played this gem (and there are
probably quite a few as the game wasn't ported to any of the classics systems
and is a very rare game for the Nintendo and Genesis), needs to grab a joystick
and have some fun! The gameplay is classic Pacman, with a few differences. The
first and most noticeable is that this one is in 3D! Pacman, the ghosts and the
maze all have substance to them and look gorgeous! The artwork is very nice and
very eye pleasing.

The seconddifference
is that the mazes are not only different, but different themed. They really look
different, with the first one resembling legos or something. The biggest
difference in this game is the addition of a new feature for Pacman. No more
just moving and chomping (though he still does both). Now he has been given the
power of jump! How a creature with no legs can jump is beyond me, but he can
really jump! Which is good as there are now five ghosts to contend with and they
will give you fits. One word of caution, do not rely too much on the jump as it
will be your downfall. Try to only use it as a last resort and you will be a
better player.

Another nice feature is the different things to
eat. You have the usual food items for points, but there is other stuff. There
is a energizer that appears in the middle. If you see this, grab it as it will
send your score soaring! Not only does it work as an energizer (but a short one,
so watch out), but it also boosts what the ghosts are worth when you eat another
energizer. The first ghost will now be worth 400, the second 1600 and everyone
after that is worth 7400. This can add up to some serious high scores! And this
bonus is good on every energizer you eat until you die, when it returns to
normal.

The mazes are also different as they are more
than one screen big. So you cannot always see what is coming until it is almost
too late, so keep those eyes open. There are also the intermissions, which as
you would guess are very nice to look at. They will keep you going, trying to
see another one.

With this release, MAME has finally added all of
the Pacman games and in my opinion, the best one! Now there is no reason
not to have Pacman Fever!

Space Harrier
"Get Ready" can be heard at the beginning of the game and you better
be ready, as this is one fast and frantic game! Space Harrier is the kind of
game you play when you want nothing but action and plenty of it! This game is no
walk in the park, so timid gamers need not apply.

Your character is a gun toting, rocket pack
wearing kind of guy who wants to clear his world of all kind of monsters. From
the flying fish-faced beasts to the Easter Island Heads to one of the best
bosses ever in a video game, the mighty Dragon, you have a menagerie of foes.
This game is as weird as it is hectic and that is saying a lot!

But the creatures are not the only thing you have
to worry about. There is the landscape that will waste you faster than you can
say "Jimminy Cricket". Some of it can be blown up (which is enough to
drive Greenpeace insane) and some that must be avoided. There are mushrooms, pillars
and giant broccoli plants (I don't think they are actually broccoli plants, but
they sure look like it). The graphics are gorgeous and will make you wish you
could slow the game down to enjoy them all. Don't stop to look or you will
become a permanent part of the landscape as there is always something to kill
you.

The best way to play this game is to set the
autofire feature that was recently added to MAME and go postal on these
creatures. Make sure your joystick is primed as you will be doing some fast
moves and if that joystick doesn't cut it, get another one.

Space Harrier is a great game and one that will
completely captivate you. While some people think it is too unforgiving in the
fact that stuff just pops up everywhere, I think it is awesome! So if you are
looking for a challenge, the download this game and "Get Ready"!

Bottom of the Ninth
As you can tell by the title, this is a baseball game. I remember sinking way
too many quarters into this bandit. This is one of those games that was made to
suck every single quarter out of you and have you running to get change, so you
can finish the game.

Like many sports games, this one is pretty
straight forward. You are the batter or you are the pitcher. You have to
score more runs to win. But where this game was evil is that it would give you a
set amount of time for each quarter you put in, when the time ran out, so did
the game. So I never played a full game at the arcade as I didn't feel like
pouring a few bucks into the game. But I would usually play a few innings and
see how I would do. Now with MAME, I can not only play a full game, but I can
also take my time. No more swinging at the first pitch to speed the game up, I
can sit back and wait for the right one! This really makes the game better!

The game plays as a typical baseball game of the
era, you have four pitches to choose from and select them by pushing the
joystick either up, down, right or left. They are the typical pitches,
fast ball, curveball, changeup and slow ball. The pitcher and hitter are
both very large and well drawn. The hitter can move back and forth around
the box, but that is about it. Just time it right and swing!

The defense is the usual fare, get under the ball
to catch it. You use the joystick to aim at the base you wish to throw the
ball. Right for first, up for second, left for third and down for
home.

One humorous thing is when you hit a homerun, it
sounds like you are hitting it with an aluminum bat, as opposed to the wood bats
used in the majors. Maybe this is really a college baseball
simulator?

As you can guess, the teams and players are all
fictious. But this doesn't stop it from being a good game. So if you
are looking for some fun baseball, then download Bottom of the Ninth and play a
game! It won't cost you a fortune anymore!

This is follow-up article to those about the
gaming zone. See previous two issues. Here are 10 Atari 2600 games that really
put the controls into your hands - literally. In some cases I've played these
games and the black plastic from the joystick has rubbed off a bit and stained
my hands. Don't get me wrong, I've never broken any sticks, but to play
these games you've got be somewhat masochistic.

Wait - I better clarify that I am not talking
about playing a game over and over for hours. And certainly not playing a
marathon session of those games that never get any harder (like Asteroids,
Berzerk, Defender, Space Invaders, Pac Man, Missile Command . . .). OK, so let's
talk about those games that are painful after just one good game.

1 Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back - How many
times can you fire that joystick button? Can you say? "I hate playing that
game - it hurts mythumb". A leading candidate for inventing those
rapid-fire joysticks.

2 Crackpots, Frostbite, Oink, Stampede - Many of
those great Activision games got harder and harder over time, or with each wave.
That's what made them great, and made you want to come back for more. All 4 all
of these will wear you down over time, after just one good game. You have to
keep pressing harder, since the game gets tougher.

3 Boxing - Yet another Activision game that was
way ahead of the competition. Actually, there was no competition, because those
classic systems were too limited for boxing. You had to love this one to play
it, because it sure hurts a lot to play this game. If you were really good, the
game would be over fast anyhow.

4 Decathalon/Track and Field - Aka, the great
joystick breakers. Just like at the arcade, those track and field type games
really beat on the controllers, and the body. Is it really worth destroying your
joystick?

5 Tapper - As much as I love this game, it does
drain the muscles quite a bit.

6 Super Breakout - Can you feel the arthritis
setting into your wrists. No break in action - means no break in the pain.

7 Gyruss - This is yet another fun, but long game
that drains you.

8 Squeeze Box - Fast and furious. Gotta throw
that stick from one end to the other and force it to just the right angle all
while pressing the fire button rapidly.

9 Sentinel - Holding that gun will start to wear
on your arm muscles. Not to mention trigger-fingeritis. My secret is to
take the gun apart, and take out the counter balancing weights. You'll have to
get use to it, but enjoy that dead weight being gone.

10 Air Raiders - Something about flying an
airplane game/simulation makes you want to think in "analog" and drive
that stick HARD over. It hurts to play this game to the hilt.

I'm sure that there are plenty of other games
that hurt to but this playable and not too uncommon game comes to mind. I took
Turmoil off my list since it typicaly doesn’t last long enough to cause pain.
But after many games it will hurt a ton.

Nowadays, they can add vibrators to the 64 bit
controllers, but let's hope that the next generation of video game systems do
NOT have pain settings on the controllers. What's the name of that James Bond
movie with the world destruction/conquest video game? Of course 007 won.

Alan hasn't played many games lately due to
kitchen remodeling, but Fall and Winter usually permit a lot more gaming.
Speaking of pains. I’d love to play my 5200 games, but have yet to find a WICO
Y cable adapter. Got one to trade/sell? Alan can be reached at [hewston95@stratos.net]

MEDICAL UPDATE
(Editors note: Fred Wagaman can't be with us this month. He is currently under
the care of a medical professional. His doctor has graciously stepped up and
offered to explain his condition as it may be of some interest to the gaming
public. We at Retrotimes appreciate his time.)

Good day. My name is Doctor M. O. Howard from the
offices of Howard, Fine and Howard. I am a medical professional in the field of
mental health; specifically in the area of obsessive/compulsive behavior. I have
recently begun a study involving Mr. Wagaman and his rather unusual condition.
The condition that Mr. Wagaman is experiencing is, what is referred to as,
"Game Acquisition Syndrome".

This condition involves the individual
accumulating an unusually largenumber of
games. The accumulation of these games causes pressure to build in the
individual. This pressure comes from a lack of time, space and organization,
familial dissatisfaction or changing tastes. The pressure continues to build
until the individual feels significant discomfort. The pressure can only be
relieved by expelling a number of the offending items. Whether through sales,
trades or gifts, the individual will not be relieved of the pressure until
enough of the items in question are dispelled. Even after the dispelling has
occurred, there may be some discomfort for both the individual and those around
them. Possibly even feelings of guilt or shame by the individual.

Treatment will vary from person to person. In
some cases, slowing the amount of items that the individual acquires is enough
to relieve the condition. For others, avoiding certain groups of items is the
key to relief. But the individual must always be on guard for the signs of the
condition's return. For some, a more radical approach may be necessary involving
the removal of a large section of the items in question. As long as the
individual does not attempt to replace that section again, no additional
treatment will be necessary.

The current treatment for Mr. Wagaman is the
slowing of the amount of items. This allows for him to adjust to the pressure
and deal with it much easier. His condition will continue to improve as long as
he paces himself.

But there are many others out there like Mr.
Wagaman. The warning signs of the first stages to look for include:

a) Video Games or related material in every room
of you house
b) Strange looks from your family members when you tell them about your new game
system
c) Finding boxes of games you forgot you had
d) Buying games because "they're a good deal", even if you'll never
play them
e) Beginning a collection for another classic system you'll never play
f) Buying games for a system you don't have, or do not have hooked up
g) Wondering if your company will allow you to post a "Wanted:Games"
advertisement in the company newsletter
h) Tripping over games or related materials that are just lying around
i) Considering moving the car out of the garage for more storage spacefor
games
j) Not being able to move your car out of the garage because of the games
k) Offering a kidney on ebay in exchange for a "Good Condition Atari 2600
Crazy Climber, preferably with box and instructions"

There are more symptoms; too numerous to list
here. If you are experiencing "G"ame "A"quisition "S"yndrome,
please seek professional help. Or at least, keep it to yourself.

Ever since I picked up my first 2600 game in an
attempt to start collecting them (Berzerk, if I remember right) back in 1993,
I've always had a small, minuscule nagging thought rattling around in my head;
it usually goes like this:

YOUR'E CRAZY!!!!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
THIS?!! NO ONE IN THEiR RIGHT MIND WOULD TAKE UP A HOBBY LIKE THIS!!!!!!! JUST
STICK WITH MUSIC COLLECTING INSTEAD!!!!!

Well, that tiny wonderment has never left me, all
these years. Am I crazy? is rec.games.video.classic really just an asylum in the
guise of a newsgroup, with me as one of the more longtime patients? Why do we,
why do I, collect these outdated electronics with questionable label quality? We
all (or at least, most of us) remember sitting in front of a TV with that new
"Asteroids" game that just came out, either playing it in our living
rooms, or at a friend's house; enraptured with the thing. But why still give in
to that now? I've grappled with these imponderables for the last 7 years, and I
still haven't come up with a good answer.

One of the first moments I didn't feel so
out-of-whack for collecting old games was three days after I had started
collecting, two weeks after I had been reading RGVC and decided to get a 2600;
bought one from a friend for $7. Ironically, he now gives me a hard time about
my hobby. But anyway, back to that story:

I had acquired 35 games, all of them extremely
common, and I walked into the workplace of one of my other good friends, the
local comic and collectible store, with a glaze in my eyes that you can only get
from 3 nights of Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, (I still play them, I don't know why)
Yar's Revenge and Berzerk.

"I just got an ol' Atari", I said, not
being as up on the collector nomenclature then as I am now.

"You mean one of those old,old,old,old game
systems?" He replied, with a look of interested surprise on his face.

"Yeah, one of those."

"I wanna see it!"

Two days later he had 12 more carts in his
collection than I had. My first convert. I wasn't alone. I knew that others
could be taken by this affliction.

While I did feel good about having someone in my
corner, I pressed on whereas he was content with the 2600. I continued to get
more systems and still not know why I liked to do it. But one of the best ways
to find out that you're not alone is to attend a collector's meeting. (Expected
kudos to my fellow Southern California collector's added here; you know who you
are: Chris, Rob, John, Ben...) That's where one of the bigger secrets was
revealed to me:

You can't see the smile on your own face

Well, you can see yourself smile in front of a
mirror, but when you're playing Warlords with 3 others, you're more focused on
the game. Enjoyment of the games! That's the key to enjoying our little nuthouse
of ER's, proto's, thrift raids, tabletops and trade sessions. "Without love
I am nothing", while it has a different meaning in the Bible, it can still
be applied here. (To stave off a mail or two, I know I'm taking that quote out
of its original context, and I know what it's original meaning is supposed to
be.) This is why you can always find a home for that spare Pitfall 2 you've come
across, why Thin Ice and Diner are always in demand; sure, Thin Ice and Diner
are rather rare, but you don't see such a clamor for, say, Coconuts and Clown
Around Town, do you?

The other secret isn't much of a secret: others
are starting to see our point of view. Our hobby is on the path to being a
full-fledged legitimate collecting field; and unfortunately that includes the
profiteers, the price guides, the auctions with laughable opening bids; it comes
with the territory. But at least we've kept it from becoming a "Beanie
Baby" for this long, that's something worth mentioning. But also with the
bad sides, comes the good, and the realization I had that told me I wasn't as
nuts as I once thought, back when Ms. Pac Man was the big cart I _REALLY_ wanted
for my collection.

It was last night, at the time of this writing.
My friend who I got into collecting by letting him try to destroy the Qotzle
cannon once again, came back into town for a visit, and naturally he wanted to
see how far I'd come. So along with other friends we have, I showed them the
Vectrex, 7800 Dig Dug, Food Fight, and Galaga, the 2600 rares, and other things
of note. Because of this night, there are now 3 other people that want a 7800, a
Vectrex, and the good rares. As they were all leaving, one of my friends turned
around to me and said,

"Geez, I wish I had gotten into all this
back when you did....."

Maybe crazy isn't all that bad.

(Geoff Voigt now openly hugs his 2600, and is
busy working on a FAQ for RGVC. He is also working on marrying the gal of his
dreams, who has already told him he can keep and expand his classic collection
to an entire room. He hopes to get a few full-sized games eventually. Flames,
agreements, debates, and other appropriate mail can still be sent to him at <gvoigt@ridgecrest.ca.us>)

Today I thought I'd share some of the various
tips I've picked up for maintaining a classic game collection. I'd like to be
able to say that I came up with most of these, but the truth is, I didn't.

Most of them were authored by various people on
rec.games.video.classic. I'd like to give proper individual credit, but to tell
the truth, I've forgotten the original sources. Oh well, I'm sure they know who
they are.

That said, I'm going to start off with the one
tip that actually is my own idea: the best way to clean really stubborn carts.
Rubbing alcohol will work to clean the contacts on 99% of carts, but for those
few that won't work no matter how much alcohol you use, this might do the trick.
Note that Activision carts are particularly prone to this problem.

Slice off a thin, flat slice of pencil eraser
with the razor blade. Make the
slice of eraser thin, but make sure it is thick enough to withstand a little
abuse. Apply 1 drop of Super Glue to the end of the Popsicle stick, and glue the
eraser slice onto it. Let it dry. Now you have a handy cart cleaner! Insert the
eraser end of the Popsicle stick into your cart, and rub the eraser back and
forth against the contacts. This will remove even the most stubborn oxidation.

You can potentially wear down your contacts this
way, but if the cart won't work beforehand, what have you got to lose?

Now, onto price tags. Don't you hate how you'll
find something great in a thrift store or wherever, only to have an ugly tag
stuck to it? Well, there is an easy way to remove them without damaging your
cart or box or whatever item you have.

WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
- A hair dryer
- Goo Gone
- A paper towel

With the hair dryer, blow-dry the price tag for
about two minutes. The glue holding the tag in place will melt, allowing you to
peel it off easily. Don't worry; while it might be a little hot for your
fingers, the heat has yet to damage anything I've tried this technique on. Once
you peel off the sticker, most of the glue will remain stuck to the cart/box.
This is where Goo Gone comes in. Put a little Goo Gone on the paper towel and
wipe off the glue with it. Voila!

The other annoying thing stores do is write the
prices directly on the cart's label or box front! Hopefully they use a grease
pencil, because this will usually come off with the application of a little
rubbing alcohol. Rubbing alcohol will also remove non-black magic marker.
Unfortunately, alcohol has a tendency to smear the ink or grease pencil, so be
careful. I have yet to find anything that will remove black magic marker.
Alcohol helps a little, but it usually won't remove it completely. (Editor's
note: A little hair spray will remove black magic marker off the back of
carts. Just spray it on, wait 30 seconds and wipe. You may need to
repeat a few times. I haven't tried it on labels, but would recommend
taking a Pac-man cart and trying it on that first).

Next I'm going to describe a technique for
restoring crushed cardboard game boxes that I read about a long time ago, but
didn't think would work. It sounded to me as if it would further damage the
boxes I wanted to restore! But a while back, I found a 2600 E.T. box that was
crushed beyond hope. I had nothing to lose, so I tried it out. Afterward, the
box didn't appear to be in mint condition, but it does look respectable now!

Take your game box and unfold the top and bottom
flaps so it lies flat. Don't fold it! Fill a sink with warm water, and soak the
box in it for about 10-20 seconds. This is the part that I thought would damage
the box, but trust me! When you take the box out, you should be able to smooth
out any minor defects like creases, etc. But be careful--the box is very fragile
when wet and it will tear easily. Place the box in the manila folder and lay it
on a flat surface.

Then, place your heavy, flat object on top of it
and leave it for at least two days. Afterward, your box will be dry and very
flat. Then it's a simple matter to return it to a box-like shape. It will retain
that shape and look much better!

I've heard this technique might work with damaged
manuals too, but it seems to me that the pages would stick together, so I
haven't tried it yet. If anyone decides to give it a shot, let me know how it
turns out!

William Cassidy is classic gaming addict whose
current goal in life is to save enough money to purchase a full-sized MAME
cabinet. While not pinching his pennies, he maintains The Odyssey2 Homepage! at http://www.classicgaming.com/o2home

The close of Summer brings the end of Garage sale
season - at least here up North. So, here is my $20.02 of commentary on Garage
Sales, one of the best methods to add to your classic videogame
collection. Hopefully none of my local competition is reading this.

Planning/Driving:
Obviously, check the local papers to find out who are having garage sales in the
vicinity that you plan to search. Better still, if you only have a limited
amount of time, let your path follow the garage sales that are close enough to
where you will be (work, home etc) and clumped together.

Maximize the number of homes that you can hit
with your spare time. The best thing to look for are streets sales, village
sales, or development sales. You can hit many homes at once, early and often. If
you have competition, then there is almost no point in waiting til the end of
the day, on the last day of the sale. Get there early!

Keep an eye out for signs of an impromptu or
unadvertised GSale. These are the ones not listed in the paper, and the seller
will likely get fewer customers, which increases your odds that something awaits
you. Know what street names you are looking for, so that you can quickly know if
their GSale sign is already one that you are heading too. Have a map or perhaps
a photocopy of the map with highlights on the street name, and/or locations.
Some sellers think that everyone knows where their little insignificant street,
Sugarplum-Pumkin Blvd., is located.

If you are visiting a safe area, then perhaps you
can park and keep the car running. Lock the doors, but use you spare key - since
you will be in and out very quickly. Always try to park right in their driveway.
You won’t be hogging that spot for too long, unless you actually find
something there.

Finally, never plan to go to an estate sale
unless you have free time to kill, or they advertize video games their. The odds
are greatly against you of finding anything there.

On Location:
Unless you see carts or systems in front of you always ask if they have
something. Sometimes other customers will overhear and help you to. Either they
will have some at home, or know where they saw some earlier in their garage sale
hopping. Always mention Nintendo, Sega and Atari videogames. If you find
something, don’t assume that they have nothing more. Ask. Maybe they have a
Vectrex, but do not know what it is called, but recognize one of those
companies. I found a working Vectrex sitting, but asked if they had any Atari or
NES, because that is what I was looking for. This helped me drop the price from
$25 to $20, since I really wasn’t looking for a Vectrex - dreaming of one, but
not actually expecting to find one. My reluctance to buy, saved $5 on $300+ in
Vectrex goodies. Also, if you do spot some games, and there are no other
customers to beat you too them, then do not act like you are not looking for
them. Use the "Is this Atari. Does this still work?" approach. But, to
play it safe, better say that you do have one, but not sure what you have, or if
it still work etc. That way, you can still buy the entire lot (if cheap), or
just ask to buy a game that looks cool - and is if it is an ER that you need.
(or just good trade bait).

Having said that, if you have too many carts
lying around, never, be afraid to walk away from a collection that is not worth
buying. Think of the time and effort on ebay trying to sell it. Maybe you can
start walking away and get them to come down to the price you wanted, or come
back later. Of course, I did miss out on a Tron Joystick this way once. I had
recently bought too much and, despite wanting the Tron stick, didn’t want to
pay $10 for the collection of Commons and one untested system. But I did offer
$2 for the stick. No luck. I only offered $8 and never got the stick. Still want
one I guess. This brings me to another point. Make sure you know how much
something is worth, especially if you want one. Tron Joystick (DP Guide says
$25)., Darn!@#$. Spend lot’s of time reading that book!

In general, make sure that they do not think that
you are a dealer, and don’t tell them that you have 200 carts. Do not react to
the words "internet" or "ebay". Ignorance is bliss.
Sometimes they will not answer you right away, and you can tell that they are
thinking about what they might have. Let them know that you are only looking for
the game cartridges, and not necessarily everything. They may want to hold onto
it, or most of it - so you do not want to scare them by trying to take away
their old collection. They may part with a game for $1 each. You never know what
they have unless you can get them to drag it out. As a fellow player and
collector, they may be willing to part with one of theirs to help your
collection grow. Worked a couple times for me. WRT, "Willing to pay
$1". Actually, you may be able to lower that offer a bit, if you consider
instruction manuals. As is always the case, don’t forget to ask if they have
the instruction manuals (and magazines, handhelds, toys etc)., since the game is
not worth as much to you without it. Do not make an offer for an unknown load of
goodies. Let them suggest something if you can. It can help to ask if the games
are good for children, since this may help reduce the price. You know which
games are for kids, but you are hoping for a cheaper price, or a friendlier
attitude. Bringing your spouse, mother, or button-loving child should even help
more.

Maybe they will want to trade? Not likely to
work, but you never know. Maybe you have newer stuff or duplicates to trade
them. Find out what else they have and play. Usually 64 bit, but . . .

Afterwards:
Keep track of where you have been - I’ve just started doing this for areas
that I go to all the time. In neighborhoods or cities that you got too the most
("your turf"), you do not want to visit the house again. That would be
a waste of time, except for the rare occasion where they say - "we’ll
sell that in a few years, we’re still playing with it now".

Don’t ya hate to hear/see:Last year we sold it.
Too bad you didn’t come here last year. Gave it to goodwill - ok - if you
found it thrifting.. Gave it away - ok - at least still out there somewhere. We
just sold that this morning - bummer. Threw it away. Didn’t think anyone cared
- rats.

TI Carts. Yech. Too many of them out there.
$50.00 for an old NES? At least tell them that they will not sell it and better
to give it away to a friend or child if they cannot. Better keep it
an enjoy playing it at that price. Obviously they do not really want to
part with it. There is also Tom’s method of returning the morning of the
next garbage pickup.

How about the poor soul on RGVC who spent 15+
minutes sorting through everything only to find "No Sale". The lady
helped him box it up, and then took it aside to keep for herself. We want these
ones - they are not for sale. What the %^&@#*!

Or they jack the price up if you appear to know
what you are looking for.
When you run out of money. Know where the local bank machines are.
When they are already closed for the day. Don’t give up. Knock on the door or
ring the bell if there is still a sign posted, a garage full of stuff, or their
add says that they are still open. They’ll gladly take you out to see it, or
tell you if they have none for sale.

Thursday only, or 9AM-2 PM. What is it with these
people that are onlyopen for ½ a day, on
one day, or skip a day? Really dumb to waste their money advertising, only to
confuse or make it impossible for the customers to get there.

I’m sure that there are many more things to
tell, but until next time.

Happy G Saling.

Alan Hewston is now the proud owner of a SQ
Waterworld Cart. A very long drawn out purchase and almost gave up and would
have missed finding it. Alan can be reached at hewston95@stratos.net

10:The giveaway prize will be 5200 Sinistar9:Treasure Map to the Secret Dump in New Mexico;
No! Really! This time's it's for real!8:One of the other collectors will have JTS hard
drives for skeet shooting7:Frosted Circus Animal Cookies6:Atari Video Music versus LSD: There can be Only
ONE!5:Someone new to the Classic gaming hobby will be
dropping by to learn more, so you can paternally take him under your
wing, give him some fun Uncommons for luck, show him he has freinds, AND
THEN CRUSH HIM LIKE A GRAPE AT SPACE WAR!!!!!!!4:Decathalon. Le Stick. Any Questions?3:Nolan Bushnell will probably drop by to give a
personal apology2: That "Chris" guy you've been talking
to on the net will turn out to be a hot babe with an Adventurevision

And our Number One Reason to go to Your Local
Collector's meet is:

1: 4-Player Warlords! 'nuff said!

Video Game Therapy
Welcome to another new addition to the
newsletter. We have found that there is a video game therapist named Dr. I.N. Sane, whose
specialty is helping neglected video game characters to get over their troubles. He has
kindly let me sit in some of these sessions, so I could relate these back to you. This month's
session features Stanley the Bugman from Donkey Kong III. Let us listen in:

Stanley-"Doc, I am still having the same
recurring nightmare."

Dr Sane-"The one with the bees?"

Stanley-"Yes Doc, why do they come after me?
I wasn't the one who shook their hives?"

Dr Sane-"I see..."

Stanley-"Why don't those bees sting that
stinkin ape, right in his big butt? Why do theyattack me?"

Dr Sane-"Stanley we have been through this
before. We need to put this behind us. What else is troubling you?"

Stanley-"It is MAME, Doctor."

Dr Sane-"What is this MAME you speak
of?"

Stanley-"It is an arcade emulator that is
for the computers."

Dr Sane-"Why does this trouble you?"

Stanley-"Before this MAME, I was finally
forgotten. It isn't like Donkey Kong 3 was a big hit or anything. But now people are noticing me again
and calling me that infernal name."

Dr Sane-"I see."

Stanley-"Do you have any idea how hard it is
to go through life with the name, Stanley the Bugman? Its horrible. I finally found a nice girl
and we were all prepared to get married, when this MAME, this stinkin MAME showed up and
now people are calling me the Bugman again."

Dr Sane-"How does your girl feel about this
name?"

Stanley-"We used to be so close, regular
cuddly wuddly, but now she says I give her the creeps. Her mother has called off the wedding. Said she
didn't want her daughter marrying any bugman. My life is in ruins. Why did they have to call me
the bugman? Why not Stanley the Exterminator?"

Dr Sane-"Have you contacted your former
employer about this?"

Stanley-"Nintendo refuses my calls. I am
trying to sue them as they promised me a long career. They said I would be the next Mario, but they
lied. But it was a verbal contract, so no lawyer will touch the case. I'm ruined, ruined."
<Stanley breaks down and cries>

Dr Sane-"Stanley, I think we need to get
your girlfriend in here and try to talk this out. Could you get her here next time?"

Stanley-"I'll try Doc, please help me"

Dr Sane-"We will Stanley, we will"

Tune in next month when we listen in on Jr Pacman
and his troubles. Remember, video game characters have feelings too. If
you want to learn more about Stanley and his woeful ways, check out the Stanley
Tribute Page at http://www.concentric.net/~Flarb/stanley.html

Bira
Berra
If you are into classic games, you have heard of Bira Bira, the god of luck for
video game hunters. But have you heard of Bira Berra? If not, then
you must read this very interesting story by Ben Valdes!

Adventurevision=Big Bucks!
After many, many months of not a single
Adventurevision on eBay, we have seen two in the last two weeks. Well, there were two posted, but we can
only guess that one was real. The first Adventurevision was as many guessed, just a hoax. It came from
someone with no feedback, had a picture that didn't load, and a ridiculous reserve bid ($50,000!!!).
Surprisingly, someone decided to test them out and actually met the reserve bid! No word yet if the
Adventurevision is for real, but I can pretty much guess the bidder will not follow through with the bid. In
fact, I can almost guarantee it.

A second Adventurevision showed up as soon as the
first auction. This one started at a more modest (in comparison to the first one) opening bid of
$995.00 with no reserve. It is currently at $1550.00 and still has a day or so to go. Guess these machines
are alot more desirable than most of us thought. Will be interesting to see if more show up and
how much they sell for.

John
Deere Atari Edition
A humorous new Atari was posted on the newsgroups. This one was a John
Deere exclusive edition. It even came with the game, Johnny Tractor and
his pals! Only problem is that it looks to be a joke of sorts. Is it
real or just a funny hoax? Go check it out for yourself!

eBay Notes
With more and more product popping on the scene,
the prices continue to stay the same or go down. Vectrexes are still getting a little over a
$100.00 for a basic system and even boxed carts are selling for as low as $10.00. The Ataris are maintaining
and most carts, even the hard ones are going for less than a year ago. Swordquest Waterworld,
which used to be a guaranteed $150.00 has been as low as $90.00 and the Halloween cart that was pulling
in a cool $50.00-$70.00, is now in the $30.00 range. Will be interesting if this trend continues as
more and more product is coming into the market and the amount of new collectors cannot keep up with
it. So we are seeing a glut of product.

A few areas that have seen significant growth is
boxed controllers. New in the box joysticks, paddles and add-ons (like Coleco Steering Wheel, Roller
Controller and Super Action controllers) are jumping in price. The better the shape, the bigger the
bid. I have seen a boxed set of Super Action controllers bring in $60.00, while a similar pair would have
fetched about $40.00 a year ago. Even Atari paddle controllers that are boxed are bringing in
$15.00, sometimes more! People have shown that they are willing to pay a premium for never or rarely
used, boxed controllers.

Site
of the Month
For my first site of the month, I chose one that most classic game people are
familiar with, but may not realize how much is actually there. The ICWhen
website is best known for the "Eye Site" award that is bestowed onto
classic video games sites of merit. But if you never took the time to
actually go to the site and explore, you are missing out on a gold mine of
stuff!

The site is managed by Donald Thomas Jr, who as
most people know is an Atari alumni. He has done a wonderful job of adding
alot of information that would keep anyone interested in video games, busy for
years. There is a very, very extensive timeline that dates all the way
back to before the 1800s, that shows all the innovations that has led to the
video and computer industry of today. While most timelines would only deal
with the last 30 years, Donald has gone well beyond that. I spent way too
much time checking out all the inclusions.

Another nice feature is a section for
downloadable newsletters. The site is the official provider of the A-One
newsletter that is a great read! There are 29 issues up and they are
chocked full of information. Besides A-One, there is Atari News, TI/994A
page, Jaguar United and even Retrogaming Times!

If you are into more lighthearted fare, he
includes word searches, word scrambles and more! This site really has
something for every classic game fan and even the people who are
not!

So next time you see an "Eye Site
Award", click on it and check out the plethora of information that is
available here. Or just follow this link to visit the site now! http://www.icwhen.com

Letters to the Editor
To get this rolling, I am going to take a few
emails that I have received in the past and answer them. I will not give anyone's name. When you are
sending them in, you can have us publish your name and/or email address or you can use a nickname or nothing at
all. You do not have to give a name, if you don't wish.

There is an old arcade game that I cannot
remember the name of? You are a tank and you have to move up as other tanks and stuff come at you. I think
one controller moved the tank and the other moved the gun. Do you know what it is?

<Editor-Since one joystick controls the turret
of the tank, it isn't Battlezone. I would say it is Frontline, since you are moving up and one
joystick moves the gun, but in Frontline you are only in control of a tank for a short period. So that
means it is most likely Vindicators from Atari.>

I just read your Centipede story. What were you
drinking when you came up with that?

<Editor-Pepsi>

Which classic game system had the best trackball?

<Editor-Easy! It was the Atari 5200! Followed
by the Atari 2600 (the Atari brand one) and lastly, the Colecovision.>

Question of the Month
I have received alot of emails from people to
bring back the question of the month. It was originally killed because of lack of response, but I will
give it another try. If enough people show interest, then I will keep it going. If not, it will be retired
for good. Enough of that, here is the question of the month!

What classic arcade game that wasn't ported to
the home game systems, would you have liked seen made?

For me that is easy! I would have loved to see a
home version of Zookeeper, the great little gem from Taito! I would have preferred it on the
Coleco, but any system would be fine.

Conclusion
We have come to an end. Twenty five issues under
my belt and two full years of publishing! Now we need to look towards the 50th issue! Hope you enjoyed the
issue and please send questions, comments, jokes and whatever to the Letters Page. I hope for this to grow into
something that is both informative and fun, but unlike edutainment, I want it to actually be good! So
get those emails in and see you in a month!