If Neil Patrick Harris can get paid to narrate a Listerine “documentary,” then you can’t begrudge Jane Lynch for also cashing in on cleanliness. Of the rear region. Today she’s hosting Charmin toilet paper’s King or Queen of the Throne contest, where five contestants will compete for a $50k prize by answering toilet trivia questions and stacking rolls of two-ply. Of course it makes sense they hired a gay person to host this thing: it takes place in a New York City public bathroom.