Flying with weed

Let's be real people. It's not like it's an urban legend that people DO get a little pot through security. Even YOUR smug self-righteous ass who I fucking LOATHE, R4.

by Anonymous

reply 21

04/06/2010

STFU, you big fucking MaryFrau @ r21

by Anonymous

reply 22

04/06/2010

OMG - can't you just go a few days without smoking pot?

by Anonymous

reply 25

04/06/2010

If you keep the honey under 3oz....

by Anonymous

reply 27

04/06/2010

or check it.

by Anonymous

reply 28

04/06/2010

why does honey hide pot so well?

by Anonymous

reply 29

04/06/2010

I've never tried this, but I hear if you hide the weed amongst coffee beans it masks the smell since dogs can't smell coffee.

by Anonymous

reply 31

04/06/2010

Don't know, but there was a story on NPR in the last decade about it being used to fool drug inspectors in the transport of opium products out of Afghanistan and even in the transport of explosive chemicals by bin Laden.

by Anonymous

reply 32

04/06/2010

I knew a couple old potheads who spend 3 months every winter in Mexico and didn't feel safe buying it down there. Their trick was to buy a pack of 35mm film, open it up and put some weed in one of the little plastic film canisters, then put it back in the box and re-shrink wrap the box so it looked like a pack of unopened film. They claimed that the combination of the plastic wrap and that strong chemical smell inside film canisters made it so that not even dogs could smell the weed. They also carried their old camera, of course. I know they were still doing this as recently as 2005, post-9/11.

by Anonymous

reply 33

04/06/2010

pot brownies

by Anonymous

reply 35

04/06/2010

Oh please people. I've traveled with it many times over the years and never stopped once. Of course I usually only take enough of what I plan to smoke so I'm dry on the trip back. And I've gone through those sniffers after blazing one up in the parking garage. Didn't register at all.

by Anonymous

reply 39

04/06/2010

It used to be that Fed-Ex was entirely indifferent to the use of its service for drugs. Remember? An "American key" was 2.0 pounds, rather than 2.2, because that was the maximum for Fed-Ex packages. Basically, Fed-Ex reasoned that so long as you paid the freight, it made no real difference to them what you shipped. Is this still true?

by Anonymous

reply 40

04/06/2010

How did Peaches Geldof sneak heroin into the US?

"She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began."

by Anonymous

reply 41

04/06/2010

R41, flying private, maybe? I used to be able to fly a private plane from DC to NY when I traveled for work, I wouldn't think twice about carrying anything on there. No security, no scans, no dogs. Nobody cares.

by Anonymous

reply 42

04/06/2010

Too bad it isn't true, I'd bebuying fucking stock in Fed Ex theyd' be making so much money.

by Anonymous

reply 43

04/06/2010

A friend's sister was suffering horrible side-effects of chemotherapy, as she was losing the battle against cancer. It was awful.

My friend asked me if I knew any way to get some medical marijuana...and, well, I did. The ill sister was living in St. Louis, we're in California.

I packed up three or four excellent varieties, in ziplock bags and glass jars, and shipped the package to her U.S.P.S. This was during some of the worst winter storms the middle west had seen in years - including an ice storm that took out the power for days.

There was no confirmation of delivery, and my friend became terrified that the jig was up and I would be arrested any minute.

Well, when the power came back on the sister called, laughing. The package had arrived safely - and positively REEKING.

It did help her appetite, and she felt a little better...didn't stop the cancer from taking her, though.

by Anonymous

reply 46

04/06/2010

You can also use one of those home vaccum seal contraptions to keep the smell from getting out. Put it in a video cassette storage box and priority mail it with a fake return address.

by Anonymous

reply 47

04/06/2010

Are people really still doing this, R33? We used those little black film containers for grass (as it was known then) in 1966. Sometimes the old ways are the best.

by Anonymous

reply 48

04/06/2010

5 words: Saran wrap, Vaseline, "Bend Over"

by Anonymous

reply 49

04/06/2010

I'm sorry about your friend, R46.

R49, lmao.

by Anonymous

reply 52

04/06/2010

OP here. Thanks for the tips. I'm headed on vacation with some friends for a week. Not planning on bringing a shit ton, but maybe $50 worth. I'm also only bringing a carry on.

Reading this thread, dont think I want to fly with it.

Now Im thinking, since we'll be staying in a time share, I will FedEx it in a baggie in a bottle of shampoo along with other liquid toiletries/cologne/etc. to the place.

by Anonymous

reply 54

04/06/2010

The latter sounds like a good idea OP but damn you really pussied out.

by Anonymous

reply 55

04/06/2010

[quote]Gif peanut butter Uh huh.

by Anonymous

reply 57

04/06/2010

I don't think you can FedEx liquids.

by Anonymous

reply 58

04/06/2010

Can't u just buy it at your destination.

by Anonymous

reply 59

04/06/2010

I've worn it in my bra and put it in the suitcase. I really think if it's a small amount for your own use, they don't care. They must see it all the time.

by Anonymous

reply 60

04/06/2010

It's pathetic that this is even an issue. Pot. People enjoy it. Brings relief to the sick. Our society has just not advanced in the last 30 years. Why is that?

by Anonymous

reply 61

04/06/2010

But it is advancing on the pot front, r61. How many states have medical marijuana laws now? And California's going to be voting on legalizing it across the board.

by Anonymous

reply 62

04/06/2010

[quote]Can't you just buy it at your destination?

No. Not as general rule.

by Anonymous

reply 63

04/06/2010

I have a Question then. What if i jsut put a small bag off weed in side a Shampoo bottle(with shampoo ontop of weed to cover it). and put that along with other regular things. Then i put the bag under the Plain instead of making it a carry on. That basically makes it perfectly fine to bring right? i mean iv taken a pipe with some weed and put it in some socks. and put it under the plain. never had a problem. so is it better to take carry on or under the plain? as for ppl who work at airport reading this. Why must you hate us :( we just wanna get high. let it slide! you guys serve jack, and other alch. That kills WAYYYYY more than weed dose. and noone is stupid enough to smoke on the plain we jsut wana take it with us. sooo whats the big deal.

by Anonymous

reply 64

05/19/2011

My weed man always put it in the bottom of a baby powder container and then filled it with the baby powder. Apparently, TSA's don't let dogs near baby powder because it destroys the dog's ability to smell (it being ground up glass and all).

by Anonymous

reply 65

05/19/2011

What about flying with a small bottle of poppers? It's flammable liquid, so, it makes me nervous that they'll label me a terrorist if I throw a bottle in with my socks.... should I just buy a new bottle when I get into town?

by Anonymous

reply 67

05/19/2011

Use those locking airtight containers you can buy at WalMart. Best is to put a small one inside a bigger one. Put it in your checked or mail it.%0D %0D Should do the trick

I fly with weed all the time, and I always smell like it and have never been caught. I just crotch the weed and pack the edibles in a gift bag. If you're going to mail it, do it overnight through the postal service, not FedEx!

by Anonymous

reply 70

05/19/2011

Are you guys so fucking addicted you can't go without weed for a trip? Have a glass of wine. Your an idiot if you try.

by Anonymous

reply 72

05/19/2011

Funny that the last time I flew with weed in my bag (I don't do it often) was to Disney in 2004 or so. I wonder how many people at that park are stoned out of their gourds on a given day.

by Anonymous

reply 73

05/19/2011

Disneyland is a blast when stoned. %0D %0D Have carried a small quantity of weed in my lady parts as recently as 2007. They better not touch my junk!

by Anonymous

reply 74

05/19/2011

OP

Pre 9.11

I used to put coke in my pockets and just go thru security.

Post 9.11 - I wouldn't carry a black market CD much less drugs with me.

You can't go without smoke for a couple of days?

by Anonymous

reply 76

05/19/2011

All you gays smoking weed at Disneyland, where do you go to DO it?

by Anonymous

reply 77

05/19/2011

I only fly with a small amount hidden in my checked bag -- never on or with me, and never to Asia, Australia, or New Zealand, where I've seen dope/bomb dogs inspecting bags AFTER you've entered and cleared customs. %0D %0D Thanks for the sock tip, Mr. TSA; that's where I used to put it!

by Anonymous

reply 78

05/19/2011

Not worth the stress and effort.

by Anonymous

reply 79

05/19/2011

I ate pot brownies on my last visit to Disneyland. (Though we were in already L.A. so we just drove there.)

by Anonymous

reply 80

05/19/2011

[quote]Best is to put a small one inside a bigger one. %0D %0D I was told that baggage screeners look specifically for containers inside of other containers, because that's a classic drug hiding strategy.

by Anonymous

reply 81

05/19/2011

I thought sending something illegal through the mail was a federal offence, not to mention additional charges for your package crossing state lines.%0D %0D Also, I'd be sweating like a whore in church taking pot through airport security. I may as well put a sign on my forehead.%0D %0D Soooooo not worth it.

I grind mine up and put it in a medication bottle mixed among my others.%0D %0D I've had the bag ziplock bag on top of my carry-on as it's gone through x-ray and never have been caught. It's not like the x-ray sees each individual pill in the bottle, just the shape of the bottle (if that).

by Anonymous

reply 84

05/19/2011

While we're on the subject, what are the beagles that wander around customs when you return to the US on a flight actually looking for? It is drugs, and not illegal fruits and vegetables, right?

by Anonymous

reply 86

05/20/2011

Lesson about flying with weed.

by Anonymous

reply 88

05/20/2011

R67, just buy it there...that's what we do.

by Anonymous

reply 90

05/20/2011

If you are going to Disney in Orlando and need any kind of drug, rent a car, go to the Parlaiment House and hang around the parking lot for about 30 seconds. Make sure you have a car with a trunk.

by Anonymous

reply 91

05/20/2011

More opinions please..

by Anonymous

reply 92

05/22/2011

The amount of misinformation on this post is hilarious. If you are trying to mask the scent of marijuana from a dog, don't bother as it is next to impossible. Dog detectable scents are left by microscopic particles that can and will permeate through everything including liquids, sealed plastics, and alternative forms of THC like brownies. Masking doesn't work for dogs since dogs separate scents as opposed to humans who usually just smell the most obv/potent one. On the other hand, if you are trying to mask the pot for human smell detection almost anything works. Anyone who says "I put it in honey/peanut butter/coffee" or "sealed it in a bag covered in ammonia cloth" and avoided detection most likely avoided it since no detection or surveillance was being used in that particular instance. Something only like 3%-7% of checked bags are being inspected via dogs/xray with only 10% of security agents using these dogs correctly. I hope this helps.

by Anonymous

reply 93

08/08/2011

Buy some when you get there dumbass Craigslist>usa>anytown>personals>m4m Hotel 420 Head. 24 Hot young jock type seeks older with 420 connect and some to spare. Good head good dro,bro. Hit me up. Text only five 5 five sixty three hundred.

by Anonymous

reply 95

08/09/2011

Don't you people have *assistants*?

by Anonymous

reply 96

08/09/2011

Are you the pilot?

by Anonymous

reply 102

01/03/2012

Potheads are annoying.

by Anonymous

reply 103

01/03/2012

when i went to mexico i simply wore baggy sweat pants and put my weed in a M&M container and tapped it to my leg

by Anonymous

reply 104

02/27/2012

Fascinating how many druggies on this thread who can't go a few days without their "fix".

You people have serious problems.

by Anonymous

reply 105

02/27/2012

[quote]Potheads are annoying.

Drunks are annoying and violent.

by Anonymous

reply 106

02/27/2012

Go buy a fifth Of vodka, and lay off the stoners, r105.

by Anonymous

reply 107

02/27/2012

[quote]The particles that give Weed the unique odor will permeate most everything.

Particles?? LOL. You do sound bright...

by Anonymous

reply 108

02/27/2012

R93, you with your 'particle theory' again. Be gone.

I've stuffed weed into my minty floss container many times, and have walked by the drug dogs in the airport undetected.

Granted, I'm not bringing a whole 1/8, just a couple small buds for the trip.

by Anonymous

reply 109

02/27/2012

Back in the old days, I stuffed a few joints into my cigarette pack.

I don't think I'd be brave or foolish enough to try something like that now.

by Anonymous

reply 110

02/27/2012

Can dogs sniff out liquid thc? Anyone has experience with this?

I'm travelling abroad soon and am planning to apply a few drops of that to my cigarettes so that they'll look just like.. normal cigarettes. There's no way I will get busted right? I mean the liquid is colorless and odorless, and it dries out within seconds after application on the cigs.

Opinions?

by Anonymous

reply 111

02/29/2012

Bobby Brown!

by Anonymous

reply 112

02/29/2012

d.

by Anonymous

reply 113

02/29/2012

r106, I'd spend and hour with a drunk over a pothead any day of the week. You're all obese idiots who can't remember your own names and think everyone else wants to listen to you talk about the joys of weed. There is no more annoying drug addict than potheads.

by Anonymous

reply 114

02/29/2012

I've flown with coke on me plenty. Not anymore though. Not worth the trouble.

But weed? No. Even the smallest amount can tip off the dogs.

by Anonymous

reply 115

02/29/2012

R111 you'll be fine.

But you're still a moron.

by Anonymous

reply 116

02/29/2012

r116, potheads are all morons. Let him try it!

by Anonymous

reply 117

02/29/2012

Jeez, just find a local connection if you're that desperate. People are so damn lazy these days.

by Anonymous

reply 118

02/29/2012

This can only end in tears.

by Anonymous

reply 119

02/29/2012

You can get a prison sentence in S. Korea for just chewing gum.

by Anonymous

reply 121

02/29/2012

[R114] Seriously, you don't even know what you're fucking talking about! I haven't gone 7 days without weed for the past 3 years and I'm about to do to college. And guess what! I have straight fucking A's so fucking try it sometime. Helps you remember shit. Ironic huh?

by Anonymous

reply 122

03/13/2012

Don't ship it USPS. I catch people every single day with Weed in peanut butter and Coffee cans. maybe fedex works but I literally get at least one a day here at work at USPS.

In korea and APO addresses, Every single stinking box is scanned and the drug dog just sits right after the scanner. The dog and xray machine both catch the peanut butter trick. Just a heads up.

by Anonymous

reply 123

05/07/2012

Couldn't you put it in a condom and carry it inside you?

by Anonymous

reply 125

05/13/2012

ALWAYS use the USPS to move illicit items. FedEx and others can open your mail. It's in the fine print. It's not illegal because it's not federal mail. The US postal service has to obtain a search warrant, however. So assuming your packaging is legit, USPS is alot less risky.

by Anonymous

reply 126

05/17/2012

I brought hashish from Holland.

by Anonymous

reply 127

05/17/2012

Anyone in Orlando that can help me out at all?? I smoke as I deal with chronic pain daily, can't drink due to the painkillers that I take, my husband has been out to a few places to try for me but anyone he's asked has been so weirded out they either ignore him or swear at him!! Am struggling badly with pain and not sleeping or eating well, would make our holiday perfect if we could hook up with anyone to get some, happy to pay extra to get it! Thought was worth an ask, am hoping I don't get any of the unhelpful replies that I've seen above, am neither a stoner pothead that can't hold a conversation, or an obese idiot! Just a 34yr old woman trying to get some medical help..

by Anonymous

reply 128

05/28/2012

I've taken weed through LAX, JFK and SFO within the last 4 years. I have carried on both edibles and straight up pot (only a couple of joints worth). Was I worried? Not really. If you look nervous, they'll pick you out of line to search.

by Anonymous

reply 129

05/28/2012

I always ship my hootcha kauna juana via USPS. Most of the time it's waiting on me. A few times it was delivered the next day.

And we may be addicts, but we don't harm people to make the money to buy it.

by Anonymous

reply 131

05/29/2012

I just flew with weed twice. I wrapped it up in toilet paper and well acted like it wasa tampon. The machine didn't catch it. I am not saying to do it..just be wise! I also put it in the bottom of a deodorant stick. Just take the deodarent out and put the weed in then put the deodarant stick back on the top.

by Anonymous

reply 132

06/10/2012

I'm leaving out of lax on it early early week day flight and wanted to take like 3 pre rolled joint with me any suggestions on the best way to carry ... takin jolly ranchers and lollipops too but I've done that before in my pocket.. so how to light a joint in my carry on in a cigarette or what

by Anonymous

reply 133

06/11/2012

If I wrap 5 grams in a baggy, then 3 condums and tie a tampon string around it and stick it up my pussy, do you think I'll get caught?

by Anonymous

reply 134

06/12/2012

I'm R134, I tried what I asked if I could do and I got it with me fine, no dogs or anything. I successfully carried 5 grams internationally.

by Anonymous

reply 135

06/15/2012

Its easy people just buy a private plane and you can take your weed wherever or at least I can

by Anonymous

reply 136

06/22/2012

[quote]Just a 34yr old woman trying to get some medical help..

Sure you are, narc at R128.

by Anonymous

reply 137

06/22/2012

I find an old lady in line, and stick it in her bag. Then she goes through. Then I get it from her after she is through security.

Oh sure a couple times they get caught, but who cares.

by Anonymous

reply 138

06/22/2012

Just took some to Vegas from Seattle this week. Carried edibles (fudge), tincture, and three different kinds of pot totaling about a half ounce or so in sandwich-sized zip locks in my soft briefcase. Went through security no problem. On the way back I packed it in my suitcase, which I checked (Southwest). Also no problem.

by Anonymous

reply 140

06/23/2012

If you grind it up and pack it so it's flattened, it opens up a million other places it can be very discreetly stashed. Just make sure there's something to mask the odor - I usually put it in a small ziplock bag, then put that ziplock into another small ziplock along with a dryer sheet. I won't say where I hide the bag for fear of jinxing but I'm sure a creative pothead can come up with something.

But don't travel with nugs. Grind and flatten. Then use your imagination. I've done it literally dozens of times with no incident at all. My one close call was when I totally didn't realize I had a pipe in a bag I hadn't used in forever, and the TSA screener pulled it out. I said it was a tobacco pipe, she sort of gave me a look, and let it slide. It was on a trip home, so I didn't have any actual bud. (We all know that one, right? Don't bring weed home. That would be a stupid thing to get busted for, so why run up the odds?)

But gosh, wouldn't it be nice if were just fucking LEGAL and I could just pop into a coffeehouse in the city where I'm going and not have to deal with any of this bullshit??? Why should my drunken family get to indulge their intoxicant of choice on holidays but vacation for me means cold turkeying? Ridiculous.

by Anonymous

reply 142

06/29/2012

I should add that in my above post I'm talking about domestic travel. I've actually not ever tried going through international customs with weed, as that makes me genuinely nervous.

Internationally, I've never failed to score weed at a local gay establishment. The bars where the boy hustlers hang out seem to work best.

by Anonymous

reply 143

06/29/2012

Anyone in Australia successfully flown with weed?

by Anonymous

reply 144

06/29/2012

There is one crucial concept I haven't heard yet which is: After sealing the aromatic contraband in an airtight vessel your hands will place the smell on the outside of package no matter how airtight it is. It is imperative that you thoroughly wash hands and package after it is sealed.

by Anonymous

reply 146

07/13/2012

If I have a little smell of weed on my clothes and phone case will I be ok of it is in the hold of the plane??

by Anonymous

reply 147

07/23/2012

I brought weed onto a mediterranean cruise once. flying from louisiana to italy, 2 stops. I put a little nugget into a bag of fake and had it in my pocket.

One of the most important parts of bringing things like that through airports is being confident, LOOKING normal and harmless, having short hair, and dressing conservatively. No offense to anyone, dont take this the wrong way but it does make it easier being white colored, so keep that in mind when strategizing.

I think if you wanted to bring something home to mail it in most quantities. also make it so that an x ray scan wouldnt pick up what you were mailing. for example, I got mailed blotters. the guy used card stock and glue to seal the bag in between, then put it in an envelope, in another envelope, so that it probably looked like a letter

by Anonymous

reply 148

07/25/2012

I wanna take a couple grams (about 5-6 joints) with me from London to Lebanon. Im not really concerned about the lebanese security, because I know they are not that up tight about people arriving (especially cuz im lebanese). Im just worried about the security, dogs and scanners at Heathrow Airport. Does anyone have any advice?

I was thinking of triple bagging it, then putting it in a deodorant stick (under the deo of course). And i was gonna put that in my luggage NOT my carry-on bag.

I would really love a reply cuzz im traveling in a week, thanks!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 149

07/26/2012

I have 5 of the biggest weed farms in jamaica and I need away to send it abroad and fro them to sell it ( distribution) I want my money as my drugs take off or minimum a week.

by Anonymous

reply 150

08/10/2012

I stick it up my ass. I don't carry more than a gram or so sealed in saran wrap and I take it out once I get past security.

by Anonymous

reply 151

08/10/2012

I want to hear from women that have taken weed with them on airplane, by insert the weed in your kity cat? Does the scanner pick it up? I would never try it, out of the country!I fly within the U.S only. That seems to be the best way!!! Women we have this....If the scanners don't pick it up. No worried about the dogs. I never see them at the airport. I fly out of Houston, TX all the time. I want to hear from these women that have done this method. Again this seem to be the best way a women can carry it. Once you get through security, you go in the restroom and pull it out. It was my means of carrying my weed, before the scanners. And they are at both Houston's airport.

by Anonymous

reply 152

08/16/2012

Fellow marijuana enthusiasts,

I am pleased to report that the "tighty whitey method" remains a safe way to travel domestically (not internationally) with small quantities of mj. I have used this method successfully on numerous occasions in the past, but on my most recent trip (August 2012) I was concerned about the new "body scan" technology being rolled out in major airports (including my own EWR).

For the unenlightened, the tighty whitey method involves grinding up a small quantity of mj (I typically do an 1/8) and compressing it into a flat, dense nug. The nug is then wrapped up in saran wrap and placed inside tighty whiteys or briefs under the nut-sack or in the "grundle" region. Make sure to PRACTICE this method before you travel. After a while, you will forget that the package is even there at all.

If, when heading through a TSA security checkpoint, you are sent to one of the backscatter or millimeter wave machines, simply OPT OUT. Politely say, "I would like to opt out of this machine." The TSA agent will probably not even ask for an explanation, but he/she will inform you that this decision will result in a thorough pat down.

Prepare to be patted down all over, including your ball-bag. The screener will actually brush your sack with his hand, but remain calm. Repeat the following mantra in your head: âAirports are not dragnets for small amounts of mary jane.â As long as the package is small, you keep your cool, and you have practiced the method, the screener will notice nothing and send you on your merry way.

Note: DO NOT take the package out of your tighty whiteys until you have reached your final destination. Before you board the plane you could be subjected to a random bag check or pat down. Keep the package in its spot until you reach your final destination.

For those worried about "drug dogs" understand this: 1) the few dogs in airports on domestic flights are looking for explosives, not drugs and 2) dogs are NOT used directly on people because of potential liability.

Finally, I would NEVER recommend traveling with a stash in your checked luggage. You never know what could happen when your bags are out of your hands. Your bags will be x-rayed and possibly hand searched. There is a chance you will get lucky. But there is also a chance you will run into an overzealous bag screener with an axe to grind. I especially advise against putting your stash into any sort of bottle of liquid (shampoo, peanut butter, etc.). There are many documented cases of people being caught using this method. The TSA has seen this a million times. Use your heads people.

Special thanks to user Bart Simpson who posted on this tried and true method extensively in another thread.

Be safe and stay stoned my friends. :)

by Anonymous

reply 153

08/20/2012

Pot is easy to get in the Virgin Islands. Dont take a chance.

by Anonymous

reply 154

09/13/2012

I have a sort of related question. If I pack a teeny tiny amount of cocaine into one of the boxes I'm having moved across the country with a van line, am I likely to get caught? Do they have drug dogs at the weigh stations or those machines that can pick up minute traces of coke dust?

by Anonymous

reply 155

09/14/2012

I was given the eighteenth degree in Philadelphia on my way home from Amsterdam. We had nothing- I had a pouch of tobacco because I roll my own cigs that had a crumb of weed in it because I rolled a joint over my pouch while in Amsterdam. Needless to say both my wife and I had all of our luggage ripped apart, we had gifts we had purchased for friends confscated things like: a metal ashtray that had a marijuana leaf on it t-shirts, a couple lighters, rolling papers ect. We also were strip searched during which the TSA told me that his superior officer told him that he wanted to call the cops and have me put in jail. They found nothing (because I had nothing) but we missed our connector flight, had to re-enter the bag check area (where they took more things that they didnt take at the massive search) and because of all this hassle I ended up leaving my laptop at the first check where we had spent 4 hrs being combed over. When I arrived home I called the airport and spoke directly to the agent who had overseen our search. He told me he didnt see that anyone had left a computer- but I am 100% certain I left the laptop on his searching station. I'm convinced to this day that asshat stole my computer right after he tried to wreck my life.

Do not take anything across the borders anymore. While there may be a lot of ppl who get away with it- you dont want to take the chance of running into the same type of ignorants that I ran into- yeah, the type of people who would try to throw you in jail for having a crumb of weed- then steal your laptop as a side payment/tip.

by Anonymous

reply 156

09/18/2012

As an addendum- I travel through and into Philadelphia at least once to twice a year. IF the TSA who posted in this thread is the same person who searched me that time I have some words for you

Fuck You you piece of shit power tripping scumbag lowlife.

I hope I never see you out walking through a dark alley behind a bar when Im in town one time.

Your face is burned into my memory I could see you when Im 80 years old and clearly recognize you like I had just met you yesterday.

by Anonymous

reply 157

09/18/2012

purchase your bag at your destination, much safer.

by Anonymous

reply 158

09/18/2012

For those of you using a plastic bag, not all plastic bags are created alike. You should look for a freezer-weight bag, as those block odor significantly better than a standard sandwich bag.

by Anonymous

reply 159

09/18/2012

Ladies: I have flown domestically (US) at least five times using the "tampon" method, twice being Rapiscanned, and nothing has ever been suspected. I would hesitate to describe it as fool proof--nothing is-- but besides the fact that the scanning machines cannot see under the skin there, I honestly believe that no one at the major airports I pass thru is interested in pulling an 50 bucks worth of personal use pot out of a young white lady's poom-poom. I usually bring no more than 1/4oz, wrap the baggie in several layers of clear packing tape, then cover in two condoms with a string attached. Voila. After screening I remove it and put it in my purse. Keep in mind that the longer it is inside your body will warm it and you may start to smell like weed. As far as flying internationally, I cannot vouch for that, esp if youre going to a country with frightening drug laws (southeast Asia, for example). Finally, sometimes my friends don't want to smoke my "pussy weed" even tho I wrap it very carefully in many layers of material. More for me I guess!

by Anonymous

reply 160

09/20/2012

Geez Louise and her Hollywood Blondes.

I just grind mine fine. Put it in a medicine bottle. Add pills. Put in ziplock with other medication bottles. Placed into my under-seat carry-on placed on top of the electrical devices and their matching cords so when the x-ray hits it, all they see is the outline of the bottle among all the cords and cameras and I'm through.

I've traveled over a dozen times this way and have not been stopped yet.

by Anonymous

reply 163

10/08/2012

163 replies suggest that contrary to popular opinion it is an addiction. I love drinking, but never take it abroad, even if the alcoholic beverage is not available; fine- I just enjoy my holiday.

by Anonymous

reply 164

10/08/2012

What about mixing in big nugs with some other type of cooking herb. Like big enough nugs that you can distinguish it later after dumping the contents?

Just a thought...

by Anonymous

reply 165

10/12/2012

Can you answer my question about moving vans and cocaine?

by Anonymous

reply 166

10/12/2012

I haven't flown regularly since the early 80s, when I'd visit my sister every summer in California. I got stoned on most of the flights, I'd go to the bathroom just to smoke a bunch of quick hits, it was easy. I don't remember exactly how I got the stuff on board, but they didn't really inspect anything in those days. I'd never try it today, of course.

by Anonymous

reply 167

10/12/2012

O.K girls and boys how about a 50+ ladie with a tampon flying into Vegas from Western Canada any other ideas???

by Anonymous

reply 168

10/22/2012

Hi its me (168) Is checked luggage better than carry-on and I am talking about 1/8

by Anonymous

reply 169

10/22/2012

Why are most 'out' homosexuals on drugs?

by Anonymous

reply 171

10/29/2012

I'm in NY where cigs are now $10+ so I make my own cigs w/an injector & filter tubes. I make special 'hybrids' w/tobacco & weed, stick 'em into empty cig boxes and carry them like I would any other cigarettes. There's no intent to distribute and obviously for personal use so nobody really cares or bothers to look since it is so out in the open. I store my weed with violet candies to eliminate the scent sometimes. Just a little weed is packed closest to the filter and the rest with tobacco. It's such a small amount to help me get through on vacations and not be tempted to pick up a drink.

by Anonymous

reply 172

10/29/2012

I brought it through the airport like 15 years ago. I bought some real good stuff in SF and was told to stick it in with my soap. No problem. I am not sure if there were drug sniffing dogs then.

by Anonymous

reply 173

10/29/2012

I'm going in a Royal Caribbean Cruiser, from Fort-Lauderdale Port to Bahamas. , How strong is the security for weed in this cruiser line? Similar to airports or easier?

Suggestions to take like 8 grams? Is it easy to buy it on Bahamas?

by Anonymous

reply 175

11/07/2012

In the old days, easy to do. In this day and age, just plain stupid to even attempt.

by Anonymous

reply 176

11/07/2012

I am flying within the country through southwest and was going to cut open a hackysack and empty out the sand. Then, replace it with grinded up weed (1/8). Then, re-sew it and put it in my luggage under the plan at like the very bottom of my bag. What do you think? Any advice?

by Anonymous

reply 177

11/08/2012

anyone have a opinion on packing weed in a few cigs and getting on a plan should pack or carry on?

by Anonymous

reply 178

11/10/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymous

reply 179

11/10/2012

Bake into brownies, plastic wrap them and carry them on with the rest of your inflight meal. If you are questioned, you have a gluten intolerance and must bring your own food.

Alternatively, get stoned before you leave and buy local if you have that sort of social ease and grace.

by Anonymous

reply 180

11/10/2012

I know! Where is that thread?!

by Anonymous

reply 182

11/11/2012

Travel guru Rick Steves was apparently a big donor to Washington state's legalization initiative, so he probably has LOTS of experience in this area.

by Anonymous

reply 183

11/11/2012

I only fly private

by Anonymous

reply 184

11/11/2012

[quote] I don't remember exactly how I got the stuff on board, but they didn't really inspect anything in those days.

Ah, the good old 1980s, where you could pretty much pack a handgun in your carry-on and still get on the plane. And as soon as take-off was complete, the stewadress would come around with the beverage cart, hand you a glass of (free) scotch and light up your cigarette for you. Those were the days!

by Anonymous

reply 185

11/11/2012

Am I the only one who finds nothing more tiresome than a pothead? Living a few years in Austin TX, the marijuana scumbag captial of the world, will do that to you.

by Anonymous

reply 186

11/11/2012

No, Judgie, you idiot. Because you are only seeing the potheads you speak of and not noticing the numerous others around you who act "normal" because they don't act like those idiots you describe. Get it?

by Anonymous

reply 187

11/11/2012

The best way is to sprinkle it all over the luggage and just shake it out onto a piece of paper after your land.

Or, pack a few spices and put the pot in the Oregano jar.

by Anonymous

reply 188

11/11/2012

Cheryl always puts weed in her pussy.

by Anonymous

reply 189

11/11/2012

Come on Datalounge, where's our "USA Legalizes Marijuana" thread????

by Anonymous

reply 190

11/11/2012

Some rumors and urban myths dispelled..

Dogs smell individual scents, not the collection like humans do. A beef stew smells to us like a beef stew. To a dog, it smells like beef, carrots, celery and each individual ingredient. Thus trying to "mask" the scent with coffee or other powerful scents is valid only to conceal from human screened bags.

NOTE- some head shops sell smell-proof bags; these are HIGHLY recommended. A smell proof baggie in a medicine container works in a pinch.

I've flown with pot many times, both domestically (around Cali, to Chicago, NYC, Atlanta, Texas) and internationally (London, Mexico). I have a valid CA prescription which I keep with me at ALL TIMES. No, the FAA doesn't recognize state law but it gives you some excuse if you're caught plus I never take more than a gram, if that.

DO NOT TAKE A USED PIPE. Take papers, or better yet, buy papers after you land. At minimum, take a NEW UNUSED pipe. OPTIONAL- every hotel has a bible, and that paper is really thin.. 8-) Just get some with the least amount of print; it doesn't taste great but hey.. I put a thumbtack in my bag and get a can of coke when I get there..

MY STRATEGY- PART 1- minimize risk and exposure. A certain percentage of people at the airport are a) high; b) have handled pot recent; c) brushed up against someone who has; d) etc.. leaving many people with traces of residue somewhere on their person or luggage. Obviously there is some threshold or there would be several or more people detained on every flight- which obviously there is not.

PART II - minimize contact transfer. DOMESTIC. Pack your weed the day before in something water/air tight. Then wash the packed container (and your hands) with soap and water and set it aside. This is a good test- if water leaks into the weed when you wash the container, it was a bad choice anyway. Find something else to pack your weed in. The next day, after a shower and fresh change of cloths, pack normally. I put it in the pocked of some rolled up jeans (with many pairs). I pack the prescription (or copy of and keep the original in my carry-on) somewhere close by or in the same pocket. RISK- if you go to great length to conceal your weed, you risk "the concealment told us you knew it was wrong to transport weed" so YMMV.

INTERNATIONAL/EXTRA PARANOID- Minimize transfer as described above, plus added security. Without touching the week, transfer to as small a vacuum sealing bag as you can. Use a food vacuum sealer to suck all the air out creating a TIGHT thin, long little nugget of pot. I then re-seal this in another vacuum bag. Trim off the edges to make it as small as possible. Wrap in duct tape TIGHTLY. Put this long thin weed pack into an opaque bottle of shampoo, place in your cosmetics/overnight bag, put into the luggage and check it. Getting the weed pack out afterwords can be a bit of a bitch, but just pack some tweezers and you'll be fine :-) Just don't tear the package trying to get it out.

After you've done this once or twice, you can do all the above in less than 5 minutes. The payoff is that you arrive at your destination with the weed of your liking vs WTF you might end up with via a street buy.

by Anonymous

reply 191

12/19/2012

I just flew with weed from Burbank to Vegas in the form of tincture a week ago. I just emptied a small contact lens solution bottle, squeezed the tincture in, put the lid on and placed it in my carryon. No problems whatsoever at either airport.

I can't even remember the last time I saw a drug sniffing dog at the airport, checking carryons.

by Anonymous

reply 192

12/19/2012

I can't stand pot heads. Give me a junkie or a drunk anyday over the pothead psychos. They're all addicted and manic depressive and in denial and rageaholics without their weed and they have terrible senses of humor and are completely unreliable and boring as fuck.

by Anonymous

reply 193

12/19/2012

Just out of curiosity, R192, what do you do with a "tincture?" Smoke it? Chug it? Make brownies?

by Anonymous

reply 194

12/19/2012

So edibles are the best way?

by Anonymous

reply 195

12/19/2012

I've sent weed before. Many times. Not a large amount, a few bowls. Just wrap, wrap, wrap in plastic bag, foil, duct tape, whatever you have, then put it in some tightly packed coffee. Never been busted.

by Anonymous

reply 196

12/19/2012

Thank you, r191.

I've seen drug sniffing dogs in the past at EWR (international) and HNL (mainland arrivals). The international trains into France from Amsterdam and Switzerland can be screened by dogs either onboard or at the station upon arrival.

On the concealment issue...I flew with a guy from Amsterdam to DC who just stuck rolled up joints in a pack of cigarettes and planned to tell customs that he forgot they were there.

Mailing it is another option. Silk Road vendors apparently use the vacuum seal technique, inserted in a DVD case or something. Europeans mail themselves pot from Amsterdam the same way (or in a flat envelope, with mixed results).

I would say almost no chance of getting busted with edibles except by a drug-sniffing dog, who are very very sensitive and masking scents do not work.

by Anonymous

reply 197

12/19/2012

R194 The tincture is just the extracted THC in liquid form. It comes in a bottle and you just put a dropper full under your tongue and wait for it to kick in similar to an edible. I prefer it over edibles because it doesn't seem to produce an overwhelming feeling of being stoned out of your mind. It's the bee's knees.

by Anonymous

reply 198

12/19/2012

I have flown with edibles many times. You can see the drug sniffing dogs at the security line, so throw away the weed if you see them.

by Anonymous

reply 199

12/19/2012

After you've sealed it in a ziplock, smoosh all the air out and seal tightly. Double bag if you like. Roll up tightly.

Purchase some paraffin wax at the local grocery. Melt on your stove, dip the tightly rolled bag in the wax, let cool. Do this at least three times.

Wash your hands between each dip and the entire package after all dips.

Then stash where you think best. I've used homemade jelly, stuff it down the middle of the jar...makes a great gift!

If you are careful with package and hand washing and limit any chance of residue on your clothes, the wax seals in the smell perfectly...

by Anonymous

reply 200

03/04/2013

im going to miami and i have a eighth in 3 socks stuffed in my shoes...my product is in a smelly proof bag inside of another smelly proof bag..and i am a cannibus patient should i be fine since im checking the luggage?

by Anonymous

reply 201

03/19/2013

i write this while i am taking a bong hit. First never carry weed on board, always pack it in your checked bags. Both of these methods have worked for me. You need 1 teeny ziploc, a single serve coffee in foil envelope, tape, knife, glue stick. optional greeting card with envelope

1.Open the pouch in a manner that will allow you to put in the ziploc and reseal to appear untampered with. 2.Put the weed into the teeny ziploc, before you completely zip it closed, suck the air out, now zip it closed. wrap tape around ziploc all way, then place it into the foil pouch with the coffee. Reseal pouch using glue stick. Write yourself a bon voyage card stick the pouch in with the card, put between aricle of clothing. I recently did this for my daughter went to study in Florence Italy. I didnt tell her she found the card.

method 2 On the seam of a tennis ball make a small cut big enough, deposit your stash, glue closed. this worked when i went to thailand.

by Anonymous

reply 202

03/19/2013

ive smoked up right in front of the airport entrance once, at the end of where the cars let you off. nada. Flying out of Paris, Ive brought joints in my tobacco (i use loose tobacco), had a suit on, and my tobacco in my suit pocket. nada.

then again, weed possession for personal use (i think up to 3grams) isn't illegal in most of Europe... the way it should be.

also, I've never seen a sniffer dog at the airport, ever, and I fly quite often...

by Anonymous

reply 203

03/19/2013

Ok ima girl n I was thinking I could just hide my bo in my bra. Its all glass so it wouldn't set anythong off when I go through airport security right? So would I be ok?

by Anonymous

reply 204

07/12/2013

How do you buy there? Say you're going to Paris. What do you do?

by Anonymous

reply 205

07/13/2013

I'm flying from the UK to Venice tmrw for a shit cruise with some family...definitely need to take some with me. My plan is to put a couple joints in a cigarette packet and just shove it deep under clothes, possibly in a sock, in a shoe into my luggage...am I likely to get caught? urgent answer needed.

by Anonymous

reply 206

07/27/2013

First have a large, leisurely meal. Then allow your body to digest it and proceed to push poop out from within your bunghole. It is crucial to remember to squat like a hobo with hand extended between legs and palm held open to catch any & all butt bombs. Once your poo baby has been delivered, carefully place all weed contents into the dookie (while still steaming and soft) without any wrapping, as this will give your weed a chance to absorb any oils from your butt nugget while simultaneously passing on a delighful poop flavoring. Lastly, lube that poop up and shove shove it right back up your ass. Even customs won't dare dissecting your hairy, corn-encrusted battleship if it so happens to dock unexpectedly. You'll be singing the weed song by bone thugz with doo-doo breath in no time. ;)

by Anonymous

reply 207

08/10/2013

Why would someone admit to a crime in this forum?

by Anonymous

reply 208

08/10/2013

I enjoy the fact that a lot of people on this thread seem to be non-DL-frequenters who have found it on Google or something.

by Anonymous

reply 209

08/10/2013

R206 I wonder if she got to enjoy that shit cruise or if instead she got to enjoy time in jail instead!

by Anonymous

reply 210

08/10/2013

put it in your traveling companions luggage and if they get caught pretend like you don't know them

by Anonymous

reply 212

08/27/2013

[quote]Airports much more concerned about the veggies / fruits

Can this be explained? WTF are they so worried about veggies and fruits?

by Anonymous

reply 214

03/16/2014

For the same reason they check cars entering California for fruit and produce. It's to prevent the introduction of non-native pests into their country. The link explains it better than I can.

by Anonymous

reply 215

03/17/2014

R212 has got it right. Or make friends with someone with kids and put it on them. When the kid gets in the plane take it back. Put it in a toy or something for the kid.

by Anonymous

reply 216

03/17/2014

it amuses me sooo much that everyone is pushin alcohol on us

yes it may b legal-not our fault the government made that huge mistake all those years ago but it is deadly and extremly addictive amd the TRUE gateway drug

as for goin a fee days w/out it-it doesnt make us fiends its a vacation. the perfect place to smoke and unwind and relax.

its a shame...if weed would finally b legalized, this country would b out of debt in no time. plus all of the jobs it would create with the growing and distribution. this plant has so many benefits not just for recreation. the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper for goodness sake!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 217

03/18/2014

So...flying into FLL in a little out of SFO. I've already stashed a couple of pre-rolls in a pack of cigs, was thinking I'd stick that pack in a jacket pocket and put that jacket in my checked luggage...seeing as how the responses to this thread are rather infrequent, I doubt I will hear back from any of you in timely manner. But I am still interested in hearing people's input.

by Anonymous

reply 218

04/17/2014

science concept

smell is a combination of molecules

molecules are bigger than atoms, atoms are bigger than electrons/protons/neutrons

condom maker qc their products by shooting electrons through it. electrons pass the condoms, they are defect. if it doesnt go through, condom is good.

why? because virus are made of molecules. if an electrons doesnt pass through, viruses wont pass through the condoms.

put your weed in a small plastic bag and shove it in a condom. tie it up few times and then shove it in another condom and tie it again. just to be sure.

now shove that condom inside a small coffee jar with some coffee bean and crushed instant coffees. coffee kills and neutralises smell.

by Anonymous

reply 219

04/21/2014

[quote] this worked when i went to thailand.

R202 is fucking insane.

Why would anyone risk time in a Thai prison when it's probably easy to buy whatever you want on the street? Fuck that noise.

by Anonymous

reply 220

04/21/2014

I'm old enough to remember flying before utterly insane security. Check your luggage, walk to the gate, present your boarding pass et voila! You could walk thru the airport straight to the boarding gate, get on the plane with your pockets stuffed with whatever substance you fancied.

by Anonymous

reply 221

04/21/2014

why can't you just stick a few js in your underwear and do not go thru scanner and let them do a pat down?

by Anonymous

reply 222

02/20/2015

you could just ask your doctor to write an rx for Xanax (I forgot generic name). It should last you thirty days and generic should only cost 5-10$ depending on your health plan. Or 15$ with no health plan. There's a dissolvable wafer available but I think it's still branded and prolly cost more.

It's legal and you don't have to stick it in your shitbox trying to avoid detection.

by Anonymous

reply 223

02/20/2015

my spouse has a medical marijuana card. he called the airline company at the airport and they told him to put a copy of his current card with his stash in his carry-on as he was on STATE property and not FEDERAL property as Oregon is a MM state. He went through TSA without a snag and happily jetted off to NYC. However he would not be allowed to fly back with it as NY is not a MM state, but he didn't care as he vaped it all on his trip home to see his family.

by Anonymous

reply 224

02/20/2015

R8 is right, flying to Singapore, Indonesia or Malaysia, they have death penalty for druggies, weed included, 500 grams of marijuana will get you into the death row.

by Anonymous

reply 225

02/20/2015

OP-

Why should the government care!

by Anonymous

reply 226

02/20/2015

I have a question. A couple of months a go, I put a joint in my carry on to travel locally. I am due to fly international in december. My concern is trace. Would it cause trouble? Should I take another bag instead. Is there anything I can clean my bag with to help get rid of the trace? I can smell anything but I'm not a trained dog.

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