"fraps gives my computer viruses" - 306.
"The best way to get rid of a boner is to think of something extremely gay" - SourSteezle
"my balls have a little green on them." - harpoon
"Pee in the sink" - rockersteez

"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB

RIP CJT 3/20/74-06/27/01 Never hold back your feelings, you may never talk to that person again.
RIP MPT 6/2/79-5/22/08 I always ski with you by my side.

I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again. ~William Penn

Stand on your baggage rather than carry it, you won't be burdened and you'll be a bigger man

Imagine taking brand new DPS pow skis and then thrashing them over rocks and on rails. Sure, at first you'd think, "wow, that's different and kind of cool," but then you'd be like, "Oh, fuck, he's ruining those skis."

This. I mean props for being able to do that stuff on a road bike, but I was cringing the whole time. Every drop over 6 inches I was expecting him to do damage to a road bike that I will never be able to afford haha.

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