I know this because I planted a pair in with my fella's collection and he slipped them on one day and remarked, "This socks are great. Really comfortable."

I rest my case, folks. He's got like 30 pairs of black socks. There's no way he could have known my little scheme.

These beautiful little puppies are made in Italy with the finest materials. These ain't no buy-'em-in-a-bag-while-you-stock-up-on-chicken-legs-at-the-superstore socks. These are ooh-let-me-feel-your-calf-again-said-the-hot-girl kind of socks.