Thursday, June 8, 2017

Obstruction of Traffic

We are just a couple hours from the big show. Can't you just feel the Democrats wringing their collective hands in anticipation and hopes for gathering evidence for a Trump Impeachment? I predict they will be sore losers.

I also predict that James Comey will frustrate and drag out the proceedings by insisting on taking notes on each and every statement and question directed at him and posting in his over-sized scrap book before answering.

I also dreamt that Trump's twitter account was surreptitiously wired to a hidden shock collar on comey's "private server" (if you're picking up what I'm laying down).

Z... Ed is still waiting for the royalty check I promised him for profits generated by me with this post, since I stole his likeness and his intellectual property without his permission :) I'm thinking I will just wait now until all the cash has come in on this and just send him one big chunk. As for Kid, he is just once again pondering whether this is real life or whether we are just characters in his hologram.

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