something about me being sarcastic, but every way to do it has already been used. There is absolutely no way I can convey my own form of sarcastic wit while at the same time implementing my own new and personal method of doing it...

" "You're all I need." "I couldn't live without you."
In school they taught me that i couldn't live without:
Shelter.
Water.
Food.
Oxygen.
Ect.
My text book never mentioned that guy I liked in 6th period.
I'm pretty sure you can still survive without having someone "love" you...

and most people think it's pretty funny. The fun thing about sarcasm is you can slip a little "unwelcome" truth into your conversation and people just think you are being funny when in actuality, you meant what you said! =)

It can be good, or bad, depending on when or why I'm using it.
I don't do it for negative reasons. Besides me thinking it's funny, I actually have a legitimate reason why I do it so much.
It's simply a defense mechanisms for me. I use sarcasm (humor) to protect myself and my...

for sarcasm. lol) My son was saying that we haven't talking to our online best (World of Warcraft) gaming friend in 3 months (we've met her in person a few times), so i'm guessing he was trying to tell me that she was online. so i say, "oh.. (mildly shocked). She's still alive...

People point at their wrist and ask what the time is. It's not as if I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is.
2. People say, "oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too" - well, obviously! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. People say, "can I ask you a...