This weekend I'm running my first half-marathon. I'm pretty fucking stoked. I'm dressing as Hulk Hogan while I run which will be so fun. At the end I'm gonna rip my shirt off in glorious Hulk Hogan fashion! What chu gonna do brother?!

I'm totally ready. I stopped drinking a month ago to help train and I will fall off... Read More

I leave for Costa Rica on the 31st. I'm going to the Montezuma Gathering which is a festival on the beach filled with fire arts and yoga and healing workshops. I can't wait to get there, surf and play with fire on the beach. Anyone have any suggestions for things to do while I'm there? It seems everyone's been to Costa... Read More

I've never slept with a black woman berfore...until now. I met her at a party in philly and we hit it off. The best part was in the morning when i was leaving we exchanged numbers. She asked me, "Is your email blah blah blah?" and I said "Yeah, how do you know that?" and then she said "Because it's in my... Read More

I'm building the most kickin assest shower for burning man. it's got a real shower base with drain and will be made of pvc pipe. it's gonna be so hot people are gonna ask me to turn it into an art car.

his stomach!! he was becoming a "pirate" -- its some silly gang/club thing that a bunch of our friends are a part of, &there are all these silly rules, &initiation involves either every pirate present slapping your stomach or punching you in the face...so he opted for the slapping. i *almost* let them punch me later that day, hahaha!