All you need to know to make a good turkey:Dry the bird thoroughly with paper towels, apply some sea salt and olive oil, maybe some rosemary. Preheat the oven to 425. Stick it in the oven, turn it down to 350, leave it alone until it's done. Basting is for chumps.

Smeggy Smurf:tdpatriots12: cgraves67: What I wonder is if we are influencing Turkey to mess with Syria or are they doing it with the assurance that the US will back them up if it blows up in their collective face?

Well, Turkey is a member of NATO. We'd be hard-pressed not to back them.

As though Fartbongo cares about our allies

Regardless, he has a very well documented love of violently overthrowing governments on flimsy excuses.

I personally like to soak a few Cuba Turkey in some Greece then toss them over into my Chile. Invite friends over and Oman we have some good times until Chad has Togo Russian to the bathroom. Peru it does a number on his stomach. Yemen we have some good times no doubt.