Redneck MacGyver's Dump Truck Pool Party

Already the show's mascot. Speaks in an inscrutable accent that appears to be localized entirely to his home in Wolfpen Holler. Is apparently able to build absolutely everything out of absolutely anything, therefore making him the clear alpha male should aliens and/or zombies ever attack. Womenfolk appear to treat him as some kind of combination Idiot Savant and Adorable Pet. World Champion in the heretofore undiscovered sport of "Muddin'.