Live music of all kinds for free is one of the perks of New York City summers, and I think we can all agree with my friend Adam when he described this concert as a â€œcultural clusterfuck train that I’d like to ride.â€ I’m not certain why Paper Magazine chose these three as ambassadors of this summer’s already rather sticky zeitgeist but, as strangely matched as the performers may be, it smacks of free outdoor fun. Who’s gonna pass that up?

Even if somebody does end up getting pregnant. I hope it’s not me. Or Adam.

Drake, Hanson and Ninjasonik
The Seaport
Fulton St. at the East River [Financial District, Manhattan]
Tuesday, June 15, 6pm – 9pm
FREE

Polina Yamshchikov - Flirt Poor

Polina is Siberian by way of Alabama, and therefore cannot pronounce "fire" or "iron" correctly but despite this can still woo men with her cooking skills and enormous Russian cheeks. She can usually be spotted on the streets of Brooklyn either yelling into a cell phone in one of five languages or swilling gin at an inappropriate hour of the morning.

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