As you know I have ZERO TOLERANCE for complainers, whiners, on one hand,
and BORING on the other I have just described the TWO DYNAMIC FORCES
of the Old Audio Testament.

How is the Guildmeister going to transform this dismal dynamic, and accelerate
the emergence of the NEW AUDIO TESTAMENT?

The new TRIODE GUILD GUARANTEED GREAT AUDIO REVIEW SOFTWARE permits every
manufacturer to create exactly the type of rave "Recommended Component" review
that they need .and they can create as many as they want from the REVIEWER
MENU".

Because all Old Audio Testament reviews must be written according to the
commandments created twenty five years ago, ( you know them well) this ultra-boring
format has been incorporated into the software so it is now possible for any
manufacturer to just fill in the predictable blanks.

There is a wide selection of "terms" and "praise" that you all know well,
that can be cut and pasted into the review so that there will be not doubt
that the equipment under review is "worthy of your consideration".

There is also a menu of "comparisons" where selections of records/CDs are
used for evaluation, and can easily be pasted into the review.

But the most exciting feature of this software is that a manufacturer can
pick the personality/writing style of their favorite Old Testament Audio Reviewer
from the menu.

You will also note when looking at the menu that there is absolutely no critical
comments, because that violates the rules of the OLD AUDIO TESTAMENT.

LET US REVIEW THIS BENEFITS

Now every manufacturer can have hundreds of OLD AUDIO TESTAMENT reviews
praising their equipment on their web site. This will save the manufacturer
a great deal of time, money and anxiety. This is a good thing.

Now that this need is satisfied these manufacturers will be more confident
in communicating about their own products and passions in an entertaining,
authentic way which I label the NEW AUDIO TESTAMENT. This will be the
first time in the history of the audio arts that manufacturers take responsibility
for communicating about their own art. This is a good thing.

Ironically now that OLD AUDIO TESTAMENT AUDIO WRITERS will no longer be
under the yoke of having to turn out boring audio pulp. They will
now be free to explore the richer, deeper, more interesting dimensions of
the audio arts, that were off limits, until now which is what I call
the NEW AUDIO TESTAMENT. This is a good thing.

AND THAT IS HOW DR. GIZMO IS HELPING THE AUDIO ARTS SHUCK OFF THE BORING
BURDEN OF THE OLD AUDIO TESTAMENT