Choire

We're not keeping the author of this website anonymous because he's famous. In fact, quite the opposite. He's nobody — just another Hollywood peon, maybe another PA on the set. Or he could be your assistant — you know, the one you just made fetch your dogs from the groomer? That wasn't very nice of you.

He could be the one actually putting in those script edits you were screaming about last night, or the one with the polite smile working your agent's desk, or deep in the agency mailroom... Anyway, he's somewhere in Hollywood.