Kenny - "I was having sex with Julie and I fell asleep before I completed"

Burrows: (On the loaded cart girl) "I saw the skirt from another hole was really excited until I got over there...was very disappointing.” Seth: "you think that's bad, we lifted up the skirt and there was her 9 inch penis…"

Rod - on hole 15 to JJ "why are you googling how to fix the hooks?"

Stix - at Jaguars. "Man nobody change the world in a place like this."

Malcom - to B. “What's up Biff.” Then gave him a Newport menthol to guys that bum cigs.

Chip - “I have never seen fatter girls at a strip club”

Nate - “What do u think YUX’s pants smell like after 18 holes?”

Girl at door: “You were rude last night.” Chip: “I’m sorry. Do you want to suck my dick?”

Dudash - “Glavin passed out naked in shower. Tripod did not hold him up.”