Why do I get the feeling Nate only joined ‘Respect Women’ to hilariously and originally tell them to ‘get in the kitchen and make me a sammich’?

And I had to read the prom one a few times because it wasn’t making fucking sense. Who made that group? A desperate Randi? Some creepy third party that shouldn’t really be this obsessed with some guy taking his unfaithful ex-”fiancee” (why was engaged in sarcastic quote marks?)?

I know one thing, though. If my fiancee cheated on me, I wouldn’t take her to prom

I submitted the ‘colin should go to prom with randi’ group – randi is some girl that goes to school with my cousin and when I saw it I couldn’t resist. I trolled it so hard that they took it down. Sorry to anyone who wanted to join.

Seriously, Milo. I don’t know any woman who doesn’t stash stuff down with the girls, esp. when you’re at a show & don’t want to carry a purse – drivers license, money, lipstick, lighter, and once a bottle of vodka. Whatever. It’s normal.

I’m with Lisa on that one. I have seen six packs, cigarettes, remote controls, and a few other things that will go unmentioned.
Not to mention I can’t count the bottles of whiskey I have had friends sneak into concerts for me.