How Else Do You Motivate a Big Fat Guy?

And judging by his team’s success, and the size of his ass, he’s pretty damn good at both.

I like Ryan. He’s brash, quotable, likable and highly-motivated. Plus he’s a bigger fatass than I am, which I also find appealing.

And now he’s got even more motivation to beat the Colts in the upcoming AFC Championship game.

Food.

More specifically, Ryan has been offered a seat in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest should his Jets advance to the Super Bowl this coming Sunday. That’s right, you could see Rex Ryan shoving soaking wet hot dogs down his gullet beside competitive eating giants Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut.

Because that’s exactly what a 350 lb man who consumes 7000 calories a day needs–more hog anus.

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.