I'm comprising a list of words men should never utter: (please feel free to add to the list)

Amazeballs
Hella
Jelly, as in nice shoes I'm so jelly. Gawd I wanted to puke just typing that.
Cray cray
Selfie, unless you are chastising another man for taking one.
Hashtag in dialogue, besides its a damn pound sign.
Right? As a single term of agreement.

I hate when anyone uses these terms but men should punch themselves in the face when they slip out.

"Fine" When talking to a woman. As in, "Those shoes look fine." Say, "They look like total crap." Or, "I love them so much that we are not going out if you decide to change them." Women cannot stand indifference. But truthfully men are indifferent on 95% of things. Been married 5 years and just getting the hang of that.

well I've been saying hella and hater since Reagan was president, so unlikely to stop now. Although back then "hater" was used more in the context of "you are hating it," or as a synonym for "bummer." So for example your friend tells you his girlfriend dumped him. "hater, dude. She was hella dumb tho."

Can i get some guidance?
agree with lol and , but in a text if you want to make it clear you aren't trying to be rude. Especially with a casual/new friend/women, what can you use without getting your card revoked.

agree, saying selfie is 100% asceptable when making fun of someone-as in nice selfie Mr. President.

I think it's unmanly to say "we" and "us" when talking about the Sports team you root for. As far as i can tell most of those guys are wannabes living their dreams through the success of professional athletes around the world. Guys ,people actually think less of you when your trying to prove your worth through the success of a sports team you root for.

Pale ale yuppy beer? Not so much! You must be a hater sun!im running around right meow with hella swag! Omg my truck is hella sick all murdered out! I just took a selfie do tall can check out my steez. Ttyl. Whoopooooo

"at this point in time" we are men we don't need five words to say "now" that's what women do, just always bugs me.

Also colors are red, blue, orange, yellow, green, white, black(I know the last two aren't colors). Morning mist, fern, chestnut, cornflower ect... should never but used by men to describe the color of something.

Or "Air Tricks are gay" from a guy that can't do any air tricks. First, your opinion doesn't mean squat if you have no authority. Second, what is it like '92 or something? Gay refers to homosexual sex not something that you find lame. (I can't do air tricks well either, but I reserve judgement on the subject because I have been murdered on the handful that I can.)