I don't know how to start a rant so here It goes, also I didn't have an Ideal rant title so I made it simple.

the rants section has been a shithole in the last few days, by people starting shitty rants about shit, basically posting every single thing that comes to their mind, becoming a psychology therapy forum, don't believe me? some examples :

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Originally Posted by Expectnomercy316
(Post 12449738)

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The game is f*cked up!

Yeah I said it, the game is f*cked up. And I don’t wanna hear that ‘don’t hate the player, hate the game’ bull because it’s the players that have been messing up the game for the rest of us.

Let me map out the route to my frustration.

I recently went on a date with a fine young lady; I am talking brown skinned, sexy smile with a tekkers body (think Robin Givens in Boomerang) and yep like Neyo said ‘she got her own’ – hair that is-. Although this was our first date, we had previously met up for coffee after work and I was getting the impression that she was looking to do this on a mature tip. You know, the cliched walks in the park, Hors d’œuvres, back rubs and Keith Sweat, all that type of sh*t.

So what is a brother to do but live up to that expectation by taking it a step further booking tickets to an opera show in central followed by a meal at a restaurant in the Westminster district. I am not even going to lie; this whole facade set a brother back about 2 bills (£200), so the least I could get in return was a bash rendezvous or something.

So, after the meal, we get in the car and we are talking and she is there telling me how she enjoyed the night and how it was all so special and we should do this some other time. That’s when the alarm bells started ringing; obviously this effort barely scratched the surface. Before I could bring out the gentleman A game suggesting a brief stop at my apartment for coffee, her blackberry started pinging, and she tried her best to brush it aside, but whoever it was weren’t ready to settle for a message delivery and kept pinging until she asked to be excused to answer the message.

To cut a long story short, the next thing I know is I am dropping this girl at an estate in Peckham to go see her ‘friend’, of which she never gave me any explanation of their relationship but insisted that it’s a must she sees them that night.

Then it hit me, “this girl thinks Im Heskey” I was nothing more than playing the number 10 role and was playing it well. I was the link up man, the Emile, the brother that nobody rates but family and friends -not even the guy who goes on to bang gives props-.

Notice how Gerrard brushes Heskey aside after he scores.

It had previously occurred to me that Emile Heskey’s retirement from international football was nothing but an anti-climax. He will not be remembered for being the most capped black English centre forward in history nor for being a favourite amongst England managers last decade, in fact he will only be remembered for being **** holding the line well and laying off the perfect pass for a next man to go in and get all the glory…that’s the role I played that night.

So having been in this game for a few years, its made me an animal, there are rules to this sh*t and I wrote me a manual: a step by step booklet for you to get your game on track…”5 ways to know you’re playing the Heskey role with chicks”

5. POSITIVE PRESS CONFERENCES: When she tells her friends ”He is so sweet/nice guy/gentleman/lovely..(all the above)”

Its official good guys rarely get to beat. Girls tend to say this as a get out clause for when you put it on them and they aren’t comfortable enough to take it any further, they play the victim role of ‘oh, I thought we were just friends’. Negro please, the Peckham dude was just a friend but he is getting it in, so dont give me that bullsh*t.

When the world begins to make excuses for your short comings, start to worry. It’s the same excuse some pundits give for Heskey, he had not scored in 20 international matches, but he’s a great guy and plays the line well. *emotionless face*

4. NO MAN MARKING: When her other links know your name and never say more than ‘you cool bruv’ to you.

You know you are playing a Heskey role when a next man knows that you spend time with their girl and doesn’t break a sweat about it. It’s obvious that there is no rating over there for you. Plus when all another guy can say to you is ‘you cool bruv’ its a boyment. Any guy that considers you a threat will be letting his feelings heard and you will even get a couple of abusive calls telling you to leave their gyal alone. From when a dude is not even looking to man mark you then they obviously don’t rate your ability to score.

3. IN THE BOX: When she feels comfortable enough to be half-naked around you or even share a bed with you, knowing you wont beat.

This is usually a role previously played by the gay friend, but in 2013 looks like it’s been assigned to the Emile’s of this world. As a good guy, she knows that you are not going to make a move because you’re just not that kind of guy. Plus she knows that your game isn’t tight enough for you to actually convert the chance like the video below even if presented with the chance to do so.

2. ALWAYS THERE FOR A NEXT MAN’S GOAL CELEBRATION: When she asks you to come link her after she has been with a next man.

If a girl phones you after 11PM whilst on a link and she is not in her own home, then it is more than likely that she is looking for a good guy to spend post-beat time with. She needs someone to talk to about trees and birds, Drake’s album or why the world is round etc, because the guy that just went in has not got time for all that nonsense. But she knows you will always be there when it matters. But guess who will be getting the headlines in the papers next morning? not you.

Next morning on the phone to her friend.

The Girl: ‘Oh my days the sex was amazing, he knows what he’s doing’

Her friend: ‘Ohh I am so jealous’ so how comes you got back home so early?’

The Girl: ”Oh *Emile* dropped me home, he is so sweet…”

Sadness!

1. SCRAPPY BEATS: When you manage to beat because she was either drunk or happened to need someone after an argument with her man

I know what you’re thinking, a beat is a beat. But a scrappy beat does not come often and rarely merits a celebration, especially when you have invested both financially and emotionally. You know you didn’t want to beat, you wanted to make love, with candles and honey just like Heskey was hoping for a left footed scissor kick goal on the video above, but ended up having to settle for an any guy tap in. Look at the disappointment in his face, that is how you will feel because you know next week she will be back in South London with other brothers
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tired of "the game" ? women are bitches? you don't have any friends to talk to so just post and spam a forum? there are places for that buddy:

So I have hated this guy for a while now for never shutting up about religion. I myself am a muslim, but the more I heard him, and other posters on here talk about it, the more it started to show me how wrong I was about religion.

I just had a million questions and they were never explained. If someone doesnt believe in God they will burn in hell for all eternity. If someone takes his name in vain then they will spend eternity in hell. If someone doubts him, they are fucked. What kind of a being wants you to worship it your entire life? It wants us to worship it, never doubt it, never have any questions, and dedicate our entire life to it or we will spend our entire afterlife suffering in hell. Speaking of hell, how is it fair that someone spends eternity there just because of something bad they did? No matter what, nobody deserves to suffer for eternity.

When I ask questions all I get is don't say that, forgive him God. Quran an the bible are both full of murder, torture, and hate all because someone doesn't believe in God. Even the devil himself. The story goes that God punished him because he wanted all his angels to bow down to humans, and Lucifer did not want to because they are better then us. Well, after all this time serving God without question, as soon as he got a question he got punished. Does that really sound like someone we should all worship?

A lot more question about religion come up. Ever since I was young, every single accomplishment I have busted my ass off for was not because of me, but it was because of him according to my family. How is it fair that my mother and sister are at home struggling with money, while my wife and child abusing father is at his new house making 40 bucks an hour and going to Europe every few months. My mother has worshiped God her entire life and all she got in return was a man who would beat her, me and my sister for 21 years, and now this fucker just bought a brand new BMW and is in Europe for a month. Tell me God, what is your fucking plan there?

So thank you Gandhi and everyone else in these religious threads for making me see what the right thing is. We have to worship the devil.

motherfucker, no1curr. no one cares if you're muslim, christian or worship the fucking sun. no one cares about ur life, no1currs if you dad beat u up or fucked your sister. you're talking about religion and talking about a specific person, pm him or reply to him on THAT thread, not rant about ur butthurt religious beliefs.

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another therapy session "rant"

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Originally Posted by Boygirl
(Post 12453812)

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Hello, everyone! I would like to share my fun little story with you :)

I once knew this girl named "Abigail" wayyy back in Elementary. I always had a crush on her. The problem is that I have always been shy during my youth. In high school, she had two different relationships. The first one was a smart good-looking fellow that made me very envious. Just seeing them in the hallway making out pisses me off; as if they intend to make me see them :mad: The second one though was a former-badboy type of guy. The latter is still her boyfriend up to now. Okay now, HERE'S THE FUCKING DEAL...

I HAD YEARS OF OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO HER AND START A FUCKIN RELATIONSHIP BUT NOOOO, I WAS TOO SHY AND AWKWARD. WHY?! CUZ I WAS NOT RAISED STRONG ENOUGH AS A MALE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?! HUH. FROM THEN ON, I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HER! "FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES"? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Okay, okay, let me take a goddamn chill pill :) Now I'm in college. Yeepee :cheer I'm super-confident for the first year. But a couple of terms go by and start to become more socially awkward and depressed again :sad: It's most due to stress and and the past holding it back. Then came the 2nd term of 2012, it's the time when my colleagues let me down. I know, that's my OWN FUCKING PROBLEM TOO!!!!

DURING THE XMAS BREAK, MY MIND HAS BEEN RUNNING CRAZY!!! THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE IS JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR. IT'S LIKE THAT I'M STARTING TO HATE ALL YOU PEOPLE! BUT NO, I STILL LOOOVE MY LIFE BUT I NEED TO IMPROVE. ABOUT ABIGAIL AND OTHER GIRLS I'VE MET, OH BOY, I MISSED THOSE FUCKIN OLD OPPORTUNITIES IN STARTING A RELATIONSHIP BUT NOOOOOO THERE'S ALWAYS ME TO HOLD ME BACK! WHY DO I SUCK?!!! BUT NO, I KNOW IN THE FUTURE I'LL BE THE BEST PERSON OF ALL TIME.

ABOUT THE WORLD NOW, I WANNA INFLICT PAIN TO PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE NEVER FUCKING LEARN!!! MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD REALIZE THAT I'M THE MESSIAH, THE SAVIOR THE ULTIMATE LIBERATOR!!!! BUT NO, I'M NOT CM PUNK OR SOME KIND OF ANTI-CHRIST. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

The point is that I lack direction in life right now.

So, watcha think of my story? :)

jesus christ. uh oh wrestling forum is the new dating advice forum that helps illiterate faggots success in their dating life, now some people might say this guy is trolling blah blah but this guy actually took the time to make a fucking thread, write a long ass story and end up with cm punk being an anti-christ, and oh don't forget it ending with this

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Originally Posted by Boygirl
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

no response.

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Originally Posted by Brown Hippy
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Especially when there's a thread and there's a couple consecutive posts (4-5) where none of them have an avi, I get the heebie jeebies :confused: :eek:

THIS IS A FUCKING RANT? REALLY? you get fucking heebie jeebies from an internet forum? seriously? just wait till u see lady gaga's cunt then you'll fucking faint won't you? or you're a fucking weirdo and will fap to that shit. why is this shit still open?

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Originally Posted by JihadJake
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sXe_Maverick, why are you such a cunt? Almost all of my negitive reputation has been from you thus far unless it has been from a post that I probably deserved to recive it. Do you have some kind of problem with me or are you just a bunghole?

This is pretty simple. Do y'all think I'm the biggest MDP fan on the forum? If not please state why you think that and who you think is a bigger MDP fan.

Of course my biggest competition in this thread is CP and Froot. CP knows the guy personally so I expect to lose to the GOAT CP. But be fair in your opinion please.

Now I realize some of you are saying, "LC, why is this a rant? Why not post it elsewhere" and the answer is simple. I don't wanna give you guys the easy +1 for responding to this thread. MDP deserves better.

who the fuck cares if he deserves more? a shitty rant is a shitty rant. nothing can change that. oh and rant's the new "hey buddy u there plz respond xo xo" section?
1 word, bullshit

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Originally Posted by Not-Jupes
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Where are you? reply back xxx

gt8 rant m8 keep it up xxx

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Originally Posted by JihadJake
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So a week or so ago I went to my friends house and when I went into his room he quickly turned his laptop away from the door and half closed it so he could reach in a mash the power button.

This was akward enough but he had a peice of paper which I can only assume has a list of porn to download which he quickly grabbed and didn't just throw it out of view under his bed he got down on his stomach and literally reached as far back as he could and slid it back. He triend to pass it off by making a few jokes about it but it was just so obvious he was busted that it just made things more akward

Yesterday I went to his house again and he was once again in his room so his mom called for him and I even gave him time by talking to his mom and sister for a minute or two before opening his door slightly ajar. He quickly slammed his computer shut and lunged at the door with his pants at his ankles. I got out of there pretty quickly and went back to talking to his family.

Around five minutes later he came out (I can only assume after finishing up) and again tried to deny what he was doing Once again trying to just pass it off with a joke. When you get caught with your pants down you may aswell not try to deny it because it just makes you look like a fool and it really just makes things really really akward.

A special message brought to you by WrestlingForum's very own personal doctor and physician, DR.BULLY!!

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Originally Posted by DR.BULLY
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*Before I begin this rant, let me just say that I don't condone the use of silkroad nor am I encouraging the use of illegal drugs. I'm also going to be careful with my wording, so as to not implicate myself. Also If you want to be straightedge/ drugfree, then that's your prerogative. Cunt.*

So hands up how many of you have used drugs. Okay how many of you have had bad experiences? Either getting them, making dozens of phone calls, been fucked around or been "undercut", got shit gear that's been cut to the max or even worse got in trouble with the law? It's a drag right? Have no fear, BULLY is here with a "possible" solution.

That's it. Just like EBAY every seller has a "rating" depending on positive user experiences and every buyer has the opportunity to leave feedback. That way, the risk is eliminated and you can see who is "dodgy" and who is not.

Even if you don't use, you could sell the shit at a marked up price and have more money than you know what to do with. http://memecrunch.com/meme/DHDH//image.png
So what are the advantages of using this site? Firstly, no having to have any face to face "personal contact" with dodgy drug dealers. Secondly, the drugs are ridiculously cheap and they are all of the highest quality not the cut shit that pollutes the streets. You want pure cocaine? It's just a click away.

So I guess you're thinking what this rant is actually about it all seems pretty awesome so far right? Well the government had to stick their big noses in. They have declared a "war on drugs" and have made a small trickle of arrests. The police are also trying to pretend the site isn't anonymous and the drugs are deadly. Both of which is typical government/police "scare tactics" and both of which is horse shit. The site is 100 percent anonymous the only way people are getting busted is they do something dumb like talk about it over an unsecure network like Facebook or email or use their real name when receiving the goods. Trouble is some people are dumb cunts and lack logic and common sense. (I'm not implicating myself here because I haven't admitted anything, all this information can be found with a google search)

Now what do the government achieve from stopping users buying from this site? Well sour street deals are met with death, people on the streets be fighting, people drop dead because the gear (merchandise) is shit. This cuts out a lot of the risk and if more people used this site, the streets would be safer for everyone. In essence, what the government and police are actually trying to do is cause more death than they are preventing (which is nothing new)http://content6.flixster.com/questio...275244_std.jpg< Example of how a drug deal can go wrong

Do you agree? Do you think this is a much safer equivalent? What do you think about the "war on drugs?" Even if you have never used drugs, surely you have an opinion on the matter? have you had bad experiences with drugs? Share your war stories here.

wow. DRUGS VS INTERNET! THIS IS FUCKING BIG!

BULLY, this is pathetic and embarrassing. I don't care if you're dead serious or you're trolling, but this is absolutely bullshit even for you.

yes yes everyone listen to him, he has a girlfriend and lifts, he knows what's good for everyone. guise, stay logged in and stay away from drugs, dr.bully knows!!

Above, are the rants and topics created within 7 days and contain many more bullshit inside of them. Even some of them are still open for discussion. Seriously?

Not long ago we had a great and absolutely gold rant made by scilla and it got killed within days by posters going shit and going off-topic.

There's too much bullshit going on into this section that NEEDS to stop. There have been MANY more shitty rants than the ones mentioned above but hey this bullshit needs to end. also mods, please ban the shitty people that spam and create bullshit in this section, specially that fuckshit JihanJake .

Thank you.

also if you're going to post shit like

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Please, fuck off and don't bother replying.

TKOK

01-06-2013 03:30 PM

Re: rants

TBH,rants is usually a bunch of shit with a few good points every once in a while.