Thursday, November 12, 2009

Home Training Fail of the week…

A bitch is starting a new feature – Home Training Fail of the week!It may need to be expanded to Home Training Fail of the day…and, given the current fubarity surrounding health care reform, it could even go hourly…but we’ll kick it off with the home training fail of the week and see how things go from there.

I’ll get shit started with the Lou Dobbs.

Pause…sip coffee…continue.

Yep, Dobbs is a living a home training fail...shit, a bitch suspects he’s got HTF altered DNA.

Oh, the gods are feeling generous… ‘tis like Festivus just broke out all over the place!

Lou Dobbs getting his Mr. Independent on in 2010 is more than just mana from political blog heaven (can you say guaranteed content, chil’ren?)…but it’ll also provide the masses with a constant loud ass hell and visual as a motherfucker reminder of what The Man really means when they use code language like “traditional Americans” and “traditional family values.”

Sen Tom the Tool Coburn should be on the list. His single handed hold up of the caregivers VA bill is beyond disgusting. He had NO problem however voting for war funding bills that had NO way to fund the wars..interesting no?

I can not believe that his constituents in OK want this bag of crap to represent them. If they do...they get what they deserve. But the rest of us have no use for this man.

1. The democrats in the House of Representatives who caved in to adding the clothes hanger amendment to the health care "reform" bill-except Kucinich who voted against the bill.

2. Sean Hannity for playing footage from an old (and well-attended) teabagger protest to make it look like the small group of crackers who turned up to a recent teabagger event was actually a huge crowd (story at HuffPo http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/11/jon-stewart-catches-sean_n_353447.html )

3. The Palin family. No need for elaboration.

But Lou Dobbs is the leader of the pack. I'm already saving up old newspapers cuz he's gonna be lifting his leg on anything-and anyone- that is vertical once he gets to Fox.

Anonymous…Uninsured people supporting rich mega-insured politicians for fear of socialism, women who dig Phyllis Schlafly and black people willing to attend a Glenn Beck Show taping are beyond explanation.

I suspect they’re right up there with the legendary chupacabra on the list of as yet unexplained shit.

But their attendance doesn’t prove a damn thing other than the fact that ALL people are capable of acting against logic, good taste and their own best interest.