Hockey Jock Doesn't Speak, Still Carries A Big Stick

Well hello there, dreamily heterosexual Los Angeles Kings right wing Dustin Brown. (Ed. note: That's a hockey team, which is why we used "stick" in the title of this post. Clever, no?) Funny you should wander into the right side of the frame during this (vintage*) ESPN interview with one of your teammates and start peeling off your jockstrap—er, not that we kept rewinding it so we could get a better look at your junk or anything. You know we just watch ESPN for the sports talk, right bro? (Video after the jump.)

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*Update A little research after we posted this turned up the fact that this footage is from a game that took place way back in October 2003; see also this discussion about it. But since we totally weren't even around back then we don't feel that lame just posting about it now. And besides, if anything deserves to be called a classic sports moment ...