ROLL CALL: Jeremy Renner Takes Viagra Instead Of Ambien On Flight

July 26, 2012 6:42 AM PDT

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Is Hawkeye Happy To See You?: If you ever end up next to Jeremy Renner on a flight, hopefully he’ll remember to take the right pill. During an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” this week, the “Bourne Legacy” star recalled an embarrassing inflight experience that left him feeling a little stiff. “Somebody gave me some pills, like Ambien. So I took a little sleeping pill, popped it and realized nothing’s happening, but something else was happening!” the actor said, explaining he was crisscrossing the country for work and tried to get some rest on the plane. “I realized very quickly that the ‘A’ was actually a little ‘V’ on the pill. Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was…‘camping’ happening!” Luckily the cabin crew was there to help Jeremy in his time of need. “The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke,” he added. “They were like, ‘Can we get you anything, Mr. Renner?’ ‘Yeah, funny, ice, ice!’”

Kristen Sports Rob’s Cap During Her “Momentary Indiscretion”: Oh Kristen… we’re thinking your choice of hats (reportedly this Los Angeles Dodgers hat seen HERE belongs to Robert Pattinson) while hooking up for your “Snow White” director could have used further thought!

What About “Twilight” Super Fan Nutty Madam’s Thoughts On The Cheating Scandal?: Enjoy this four minutes and 22 seconds of the Twi-madness, HERE! (Don’t say we didn’t warn you!)

J.Lo’s New Video Drops: Bedazzled Lips, lasers, white wolves and plenty of booty shaking! It’s just another day at the office for Jennifer Lopez in her new video of “Goin’ In,” which also features Flo Rida, HERE!