Lindsay Lohan's Gentleman Greeter Should Take The Rap

Another day, another scandalous Lindsay Lohan story. She's (over)due in court, she "can't" get back to the States and now she's been photographed with a substance that looks very much like cocaine nearby. Details, via TMZ and The Huffington Post:

[UPDATE: TMZ reports that this photo will not be used against
Lindsay when she appears in court on Monday. A spokesperson for the L.A. County
D.A.'s office told TMZ the photo cannot be used in court because there is no
way to prove the white substance is cocaine.

PREVIOUSLY: Lindsay Lohan was photographed this week
partying in Cannes next to what looks like several lines of cocaine and holding
something that appears to be rolled up paper. TMZ was first to print the below
picture.

When asked by Radaronline.com to explain the white powder,
Lindsay replied, "What!??" Lindsay was told to look at the photo, and she said,
"That's a set up that's so untrue." She did not elaborate on how she
was set up.]

It's true, she was set up. Lindsay wasn't going to snort that white powder! It's clear from the photo that it was actually her vagina (a.k.a. "va-jay-jay" or "gentleman greeter") that was going to indulge. That, or she was saving it for her shoes. Her feet need to be nice and fresh for the impending overseas flight!

[Photo Credit: Does it ever occur to Lohan that she's going to be photographed at the most inconvenient moments? Thanks, TMZ!]