An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He bookedhimself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time ofhis life. Until the boat sank.

The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with noother people, no supplies...Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day whenthe most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. Indisbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you gethere?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landedhere when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat washup with you."

"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of rawmaterial I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gumtree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and thesides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But-- but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had notools or hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south sideof the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rockexposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in mykiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that fortools and used the tools to make the hardware."

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes ofrowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looksonto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is astone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue andwhite. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly wovenhemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumbstruck.

As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much,but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have adrink?"

"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any morecoconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. Howabout a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and theysit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged theirstories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into somethingmore comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave?There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom.There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Twoshells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its endinside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses."What next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines--strategically positioned-- and smelling faintly of gardenias. Shebeckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins,suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here fora really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'msure you really feel like doing right now, something you've beenlonging for all these months? You know..." She stares into hiseyes.

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