"Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank's underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro ... spares nothing and no one, least of all herself, in this ... new collection of essays on rudeness. With the sardonic, self-deprecating wit that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves for identifying with her, Laurie explores her recent misadventures and explains why it's not her who is nuts, it's them (and okay, sometimes it's her too)"--Page 4 of cover.

Contents note:

Antiques no show -- That damn hobo -- The potty mouth at the table -- Don't make me the asshole -- Legends of the fall -- Striptease -- Live from the Bellagio -- Writers' group -- The accidental profiler -- Tiny dancer -- Fabric obsession -- The Guantanamo Bay Knitting and Book Club -- Busted -- Thanksgiving!!! -- Nettle mind -- I hate foodies -- Hierarchy of foodies -- Am I a book snob? -- Death cab for cooties -- The red chair -- I'm gonna get you -- Sins of the pin -- Horny -- Six things I never want to hear (again) while standing in line at the pharmacy -- I only want to know if you have herpes -- Spit swamp meet -- A handy manual for a widower, my husband -- If I only had a brain -- -Who said it was donut time? -- Yelp me -- You are not invited -- Blackout -- Rewinding.