HRH: Do I have to get married? Khala: You don't have to if you don't want to HRH: What a relief.

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Me: There's an insane amount of homework to do in these holidays HRH: Torture for both of us.

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Me: Hurry up and practice your Urdu imla words HRH: Forget it Ammi Me: No I can't forget it HRH: Ammi you don't have to win everything. I'll just do my best...without studying.

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Me: Please don't be rude to me. It makes me sad and I feel like crying HRH: ...more like pouncing.

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NanaAbu: Come here and give me a hug HRH: Men don't kiss men.

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Faisal force-feeding Eisa breakfast - HRH: If I say bad words in my head then that's ok right? Faisal: No it's not. HRH: But they aren't coming out of my mouth Faisal: ...wait..are you thinking those about me?? HRH: *grin*

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Me: Do you need to pee? HRH: No. Me: So stop touching yourself then HRH: It’s part of my body so I can touch it

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Me: We are not going to play after school today ok? We'll come straight home, got it? HRH (with a sigh): I know when I'm beaten.

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HRH (sitting on the pot): I can do stink-bombs....from the air-conditioner in my butt.

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HRH: Allah can't see us when we do bad things right? Me: Yes He can. He can see us all the time. HRH: So why does He need the left and right shoulder angels to write and send messages about what we're doing?