According to a new survey of 19,500 U.S. members on WhatsYourPrice.com, a seeking arrangements site where "wealthy" men bid on dates with women, one third of New Yorkers lie in their online profiles. For shame, New Yorkers! You seem like such an honest people.

But, uh, the rest of us can't judge all you liars, because we're apparently just as bad.

Of course, you gotta keep in mind the source, because it's possible that the men on a dating site targeted at wealthy men might lie about about their career. No big surprise. However, what I don't get is, you eventually have to meet the other person in, well, person, so doesn't it behoove everyone to be honest? Cousin Larry can't post a picture of Balki, and not expect his date to be disappointment when he shows up for the date at Wrigley Field.

I met my boyfriend online and my ad was basically like, "fat vred headed vegan seeks genius nerdburger," and that's totally what I got. To be fair, I also received pictures of penises with the subject line "is my dick vegan enough for you!?" Honestly, I thought it was kinda creative until the tenth one, and then I was just bored. (Now, the time I got a dick pic when I was selling a couch — that was impressive.)