Weirdly, this was the first episode I'd seen for years too.
I have NO idea why I decided to that night. I guess a rare friday evening in.
(Tab HunterDull? If she were a spice, she'd be flour, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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I posted it on here. Sorry.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:37,
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Painful
If she'd stopped at "airport" it might have just worked
(TownsendsPublishershitty link dump, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:07,
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it's embarrassing these days
Merton and Hislop are well past it. Conrad Black walked all over them the other day.
(benito vaselinia bounder but not a cad, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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Really? I thought Conrad took quite a kicking
Horses for courses, eh.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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When Jimmy says "Anyone I can get my hands on" in the original HIGNIFY show
it actually got a huge laugh from the audience and panelists. Here they cut straight back to Balding & co. Just saying...
(Leemondus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:17,
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Have you read the faked transcript that this refers to? It was clearly not a conversation that happened. Merton's dialogue in it just clearly isn't the way he communicates.

However, while I'm convinced that the dialogue is fake, a few of the references to floor managers and the like suggests that it was faked by someone that worked in telly, knew the deal, and was keen to reveal Saville as the sick little bastard he really was.

Pretty good. I was utterly convinced the converse one was real until it was turned around!
(Alzowouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 17:11,
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Good, but the shoe one has a problem with the reflections under the toe being absent. The focal shift is nice though
(jellybeanflickerJesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 18:37,
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The Wikitravel for Hell is rather a good read..."Hell (also known as Hades and Aitch Ee Double Tooth Picks) is a place of eternal damnation in the Underworld. It is (for many travelers) the ultimate destination. Hell is popular with travelers rich and poor alike, at all times of year. The good news is that going to Hell requires little planning, but it's not for everyone."
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:13,
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Thanks for the heads up
I was looking for somewhere warm to visit for the holidays.
(flirting with badgersWhat? It sounded good at the time., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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"We're calling him the bloke who took a dump on the pump"
Surprisingly tricky to do both at the same time. So I've heard.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:56,
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(Also) Best quote ever!
"We’ve been up here for 33 years and, in all that time, I have never seen anyone defecate on a forecourt."
(hwak*boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:00,
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Now THAT is asking for trouble.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:14,
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'POLICE are hunting for a man "who looks like a smurf" responsible for a series of bizarre incidents around May Hill.

Several women have been approached by a man wearing a skintight blue all-in-one"morphsuit", who has then run off into woodland. His face was also painted blue.

In one incident, the man followed a lone woman, waving and performing star jumps, as she walked down from the top of May Hill.'
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:07,
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What is the point of putting a few terrible pictures that are either too far away, or fucking blurry,
when they should just include a video in the sodding article?
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:25,
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Would be good for a 'bounce fuck'
See how far you could get before spluffing.
(pobblepopWhere's my hasenpfeffer?, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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I'd get yer skates on then - I give it a week before someone drives into it, ripped to the tits on spud vodka, all captured on a dashcam.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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"women's sense of humour (30 per cent) and cooking skills (30 per cent)"
Does this mean only 30% of women had a sense of humour? Or that their sense of humour's operational capacity was only at 30% at the time of the survey?
(Yo 'Ho of Charliemass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:55,
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“this is a joke. has you seen the women outside iceland in kings sq. enough to make you sick”

" It is a well known fact that socialism makes people fatter and so one would expect to see the incidence of obesity being much higher in areas run be labour councils - such as the North or Scotland"
(from the BBC comments)
(Tab HunterDull? If she were a spice, she'd be flour, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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The only "mash-up" I'd like involving the beatles
would involve an industrial-mincer* & a time machine set to a date before any of the cunts had picked up an instrument.*resist, Amadeus.
(Tab HunterDull? If she were a spice, she'd be flour, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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You've expressed hate many times for that popular music combo
Do you not think they were rather good musicians?
(CerebusTarim!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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Butting in here...
I've always considered them better composers than performers. Ringo always gets the shit slung at him but I think he was just as competent and 'tight' as the rest of them. None of them were virtuoso instrumentalists, but they could write a catchy tune.
(brbflatscan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:01,
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Well Tabs..
There should be more important targets for your time machine/mincer than an entertaining 4 piece from 60's liverpool. Its a major advancement in science and if its one wy only (terminator model of time travel) should be used to get rid of Coldplay; They are still a clear threat to the future of humanity. If you can use it more repeatedly (time-cop mode of time travel) then feel free to do as you wish ... in fact you probably have already.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:55,
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Exactly:
Imagine all the dreary guitar combos I've saved humanity from, if Coldplay were allowed to survive.If only Bono wasn't shielded by an anti-time-machine-mincer-machine machine.
(Tab HunterDull? If she were a spice, she'd be flour, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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Can someone pass the mind bleach please...
"We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women," Mr Kiok claimed.
(HoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38,
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Don't think it'll make much difference what the filthy dog-fucker says TBH.
Noone is going to take his opinions seriously.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:54,
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But on the plus side:
Now we know Pissflaps' real name.
(Tab HunterDull? If she were a spice, she'd be flour, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:08,
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I lived there for three years
and now you're telling me it was legal all that time?!
(daveyclaytonGosh, is it really, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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I think a woman shagging a horse
was POSSIBLY the first 'porn' I ever saw on the internet, Remember my dad showing it me, and then I promptly showed everyone at school, before parental locks this was.
(robneymcplumstill, hasnt found, what he's looking for, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:10,
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A VHS of "Animal Farm" did the rounds at my school when I was 13
(CerebusTarim!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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The German parliament's agriculture committee is considering a legal amendment to describe sex with humans as "inappropriate" for animals. A hefty fine could be imposed on offenderswell taking that opening paragraphif the human has sex with the animal eg the person is the giver then thats okif the animal has sex with a person eg the animal is the giver not the taker than that is inapropriate

either way i need more than plain mind bleach could have been worse could have been norfolk
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:24,
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I used to find him funny
until he became the propaganda department of New Labour.
(Larry DeathAnger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 14:03,
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I remember reading an interview with him a couple of years back
and in it he stated that he wanted to run for London Mayor in 2020 or something...
(dirtyscarabintends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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if you just stare at the 1st frame it does look like a young BoJo.

As do I, while just staring at the 1st frame.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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