Dancing with the Stars: Whose Voting For Rodney?

Dancing with the Stars: Whose Voting
For Rodney?

Images Neil Mackenzie

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Rodney Hide
and Krystal Stuart following Mr Hide removing Ms Stuart's
more modest samba get up

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There's a mystery in
New Zealand at the moment and it involves slimmed down ACT
leader Rodney Hide and his ability to gather enough votes to
stay on TVNZ's light entertainment spectacular – Dancing
with the Stars. Last evening Mr Hide sent another
higher calibre dancer – former Shortland Street star Angela
Bloomfield to the nether world of dancing purgatory.

Unfounded rumours surround Mr Hide's tenacity to stay in
the show – has one of the ACT party mobile calling
battalions that plagued voters prior to last years election
gone on a special op – if so does this rogue battalion have
orders to 'terminate itself with extreme prejudice' should
they ever be discovered.

Another more believable rumour
is that forces within the Beehive are straining every sinew
in their forearms in an attempt to keep Mr Hide away from
Parliament and biffing himself around the Avalon studio
floors.

Alternatively the reason Mr Hide remains could
have more to do with his dancing partner Krystal Stuart who
last evening in an effort to gather a precious few more
votes very decently let Mr Hide pull her dress off during
the samba – what a gal!

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