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Hey guys!! I know I promised a post yesterday but I was super busy… I’m super sorry! But today we’re going to do something a bit different. Some crazy awesome jokes…. Because my friends:are bored. XD

So I kind of found them because if there’s one thing I can’t do it’s make jokes….. I can TELL jokes, but I CAN NOT make them…..

1) Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Student: “HIJKLMNO.”
Teacher: “What are you talking about?”
Student: “Yesterday you said it’s H to O!”

2)

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

3)

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

(B/N: I don’t mean to offend anyone with this joke… My “homie” Matthew told me this at camp XD )

4)

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

(B/N: Again, this is merely for pure laughter…)

5) This is the last one!

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”