New Media Lexicon: Don't Go Ballmering Me!

Want to know how to communicate in the new media world?
Here's a handy dictionary of how the cool kids are talkin' these
days.

Ballmer -- v. To endlessly pursue someone who is
not interested (after Microsoft chief Steve Ballmer's endless
pursuit of Yahoo). Usage: That dude was totally ballmering
me, so finally I ended up giving him a fake cellphone
number.

Digg -- v. To impose one's dubious taste on a
larger group. Usage: The rest of us wanted to go to Denny's,
but Bob digged us and we ended up at Chuck E. Cheese.

Huffpo' -- adj. Impoverished due to the total
devaluation of content (derived from the traditional abbreviation
of the Huffington Post). Usage: I used to have a thriving
writing career, but now I'm huffpo'.

Tweet -- v. 1. To quickly bore. Usage: Hand
me the remote, this show is already tweeting me. 2. To
describe the uninteresting food you have just eaten to
uninterested parties; from the Latin, tweetarium (a Greek diner
menu).