if someone fell over in front of you then you would pick them up and help them, no matter how beautiful you are. you should always help people and not just think about how proud they are that they are so near such a handsome man as yourself

because your friend is forgetting all about the thousands of people camping in the mud and rain and wind although i always like camping in festivals because you get people offering you white crystals and they make my head feel funny and make me do silly things

but i was not giving a serious reply to a question about a suicidal penguin much as suicide is a serious thing but your question was very much a jokey question so i gave a jokey answer if you would like a serious answer about depression i would give it to you but it would be very long and not at all about penguins

in the winter when there is a great deal of ice and very very very strong winds and the daddy penguin is there alone with the penguin cub waiting for the mummy penguin to come back and he gets very lonely all on his own. but depression can happen to any penguin even in the heat of summer when the mummy and daddy penguin are together and there is food they can still feel depressed and feel like they are the only penguin who feels that way and then they get angry at themselves because of this which makes them more depressed.

but there are lots of penguins who are depressed when they feel they should be happy and it is totally normally to feel this way even if you are with your mummy penguin and the wind is not too strong. it makes you a stronger penguin for fighting through it rather than a weaker penguin for feeling it. and if they feel they can not handle it alone there is always a penguin to talk to.

if you meet any depressed penguins splenic_artery please tell them this

i like you too and i like the word fap because it reminds me of the sound you make when you have a bit of bumpy time which is great fun. i imagine you are very fappable and that is why it is your username

the facebook status is about the fact that she has fallen over in front of lots of male models and i think it is depressing because firstly it shows she drinks too much when she is nervous which is never great because her tummy will not be able to handle too much of that. secondly the fact that she is showing off her lifestyle in the form of a really awkward joke which is ironic because the joke is about awkwardness which brings me to my last point that this is really shallow because the best awkward moment she could think of was about pretty people and not about anything actually lovely. if you do not understand then it is me not being clever enough in explaining than i am so sorry for that theogb and i would love to buy you a super special starbucks christmas coffee

although i think she has an iphone so she may get confused between that thing i can not remember what it is called but the video calling yes she may think it is that yes. that was my idea of a joke i am sorry

y'know in a tripped and fell on his dick kind of way. Probably as i just came out of that sex thread about filming yourself so it's on the brain. but yea, if it's annoyed you reply with something like that................"so, you've been banged by all the models hey!?! good slag"

i am still alive and well and i am doing very good in life at the moment you can imagine how much i loved the snow it made me feel at home and i jumped and i flapped and i fapped about all in the snow and it was wonderful and i got snow on my nose and it made me sneeze and i laughed and i laughed and i laughed.

i left because everyone seemed to hate me and i do not like being hated so i left to go to another land where i am not hated.