oh, great, now I'm going to become one.
*feels a bit peckish and muses that a bit of raw human flesh torn straight from the still screaming victim doesn't sound half bad right now*
posted 12 years ago
by Fes

Oh, I'll have one of those. Do they have much brains in them?
posted 12 years ago
by Koko

Fucking grand post! Why do you yokels persist on apologizing for posts that were previously posted on that other undistinguished site? *cough*[shakes a kitten-fist at kitfisto]
How the hell else would I have ever read about the cute zombified dogs? I wants me one! A re-born poodle with crispy hair and shallow eyes.
Kinda reminds me of those cases when somebody was walking on thin ice, suddenly broke through - - plunged into the icy depths, and was revived an hour or so later (considering the conditions were just right).
Rather intersting. I'm reminded of a quote (translated of course) from My Life as a Dog: "It really bothers me when I think of that poor dog Laika. Terrible, sending a dog up in a space ship without enough food. She had to do it for human progress. She didn't ask to go."
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

D'ya think it would automatically be like that yellow, powdery kind you see during summer, or would it be a particularly noxious, offal and blood type mixture?
Either way, you walk that into the house and there'll be hell to pay, young lady!
posted 12 years ago
by kitfisto

See, this is why I keep coming back to MoFi; expansive discussions about zombified dog poo which lead inevitably to gagging and swallowing filth.
*sniff*
There's no place like home.
posted 12 years ago
by hikikomori

Pittsburgh? The zombie-creating scientists and the zombie dogs are in Pittsburgh?
Man, Romero was right all along.
posted 12 years ago
by flashboy

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.
I recall reading somwhere that lightning strike survivors also showed up as negative on all the tests that doctors put them through. But they're anything but normal anymore.
::
So, do zombie dogs dig up bones?
posted 12 years ago
by LarimdaME

Yes, zombie dogs chew bones, but when they stand up, their legs fall off.
posted 12 years ago
by Chyren

Thanks. I wondered why I wasn't getting booted up the arse as often.
A friend, true and brave is what you are.
posted 12 years ago
by kitfisto

Ok you sassy dung-eating scalawag, my paws are up!
*conjures up last bits of yesterday's cornetto stuck to palate*
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

Ack! You've already done enough by using the word 'sassy'.
Gawd I hate it!
posted 12 years ago
by kitfisto

*realizes that the bits of poo stuck to cornetto remnants, now stuck to palate, have begun to ferment into an extremely noxious adulteration*
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

damn, should have brushed my teeth!
*thinks about it...*
*offers a paw, cautiously, as gesture of mutual respect*
Now, how about getting another of those cornetto thingy ma-jobbers?
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

Dahling! It's raining cornetto! Wheeee!
*secretly admits to self that this is teh party!*
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

*Dresses zombie dogs up in togas for 'amusing' photographs*
posted 12 years ago
by kitfisto

So, are you wearing anything underneath that toga?
*collapses from all the excitement brought on by cornetto-sugar rush*
*enjoys willful zombie dog licking which ensues*
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

*is strangely aroused by that last statement*
*is disagusted with self*
posted 12 years ago
by kitfisto

Zombie dogs are just like regular dogs, except when they sit around the house...
They really sit around the house! Dead, I mean! Sit around dead. Around the house.
Dead.
/suddenly scared.
posted 12 years ago
by Nickdanger

*peels open eyes*
*shocked to see self covered in whipped cream graffiti*
Ok, who did this to me!? And is this party evah gonna end!?
posted 12 years ago
by sugarmilktea

A Short Book on Training the Zombie Dog
Zombie pups (Canis carrion) are notorious for their willful behavior, however, a good trainer will be able to teach them some tricks almost instantly. Three tricks that these pups do best:
Down!
Stay!
Play dead!
Good dog, Stinky.
posted 12 years ago
by BlueHorse

"IIIiiii am about as eeEEEeevil as a Zombie Worm can be!"
/already_referenced_by_rocket88
/no_voting
posted 12 years ago
by petebest

That's strange. I could have sworn that I read a sci-fi book from years back that mentioned these flowers growing from whale bones. The story had giant squid in it as well, and mind-controlling aliens.
I didn't say it was a good sci-fi novel....
posted 12 years ago
by Alnedra