Here’s Some Really Big News Regarding Nick Foles’ Penis

If you’ve ever wondered which player on the Philadelphia Eagles has the largest genitals — and you know you have — today is your lucky day. An answer has emerged.

Nick Foles. It’s Nick Foles.

That information comes courtesy of a very share-y Connor Barwin during his morning Reddit AMA.

Question: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I’ll never have access to: Biggest weiner in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex ‘Moose Knuckle’ Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

Barwin: Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?

Case closed. This is important information to consider in the fall when you name your fantasy football team. The possibilities are endless.