There are a myriad of good reasons to use condoms — preventing the spread STD's, staving off pregnancy... erm, the smell of rubber and lube gets you hot. But using condoms primarily as a way to prevent explosive ejaculations of sex-juice from landing on a partner's face during climax? According to this totally gross (and sound barrier breakingly NSFW) ad, "preventing mess" is reason enough to wrap it up. But it's kind of a reach.

The ad in question is for Britain's One Pound Johnny Club, a mail order condom service that allows lads across the pond to get rubbers in the post for as little as a single pound per month!

While I appreciate the pro-safe sex message as much as anyone, this commercial is clearly, nakedly just an attempt to show attractive people being squirted in the face with stage cum. No person on the fence about using condoms would be swayed by a commercial pointing out that sexual biproducts are messy — if you're not worried about catching tiny, invisible bugs from another person's genitals (or spreading your own bugs to your partner), I doubt you'd be neatnik or concerned enough to care about getting goopy stuff in your eye.