Seriously though, Ali quit being a cop over frustration that he couldn't make the other cops less racist. It is possible to be a good alive cop as long as you stop immediately and then do a bunch of wrestling flips.

The whole Poppy/Titanic/Mars Argo thing is a clusterfuck. But Max Landis doesn't like her because he's friends with Mars (she did the "He's here" Undertaker introduction in Wrestling isn't Wrestling), so that's a point in Poppy's favour I guess.