HOLLYWOOD JESUS (VEGAS BOUND)
FOUND AN ACTRESS IN THE LOST AND FOUND
DRESSED HER UP IN AN ELVIS WIG
BUNNY HAT AND A SNOUT OF A PIG
HE TOOK HER TO A MOTEL ROOM SOMETIME HALF PAST NOON
WALKED ACROSS THE HOTEL POOL
ASCENDED TO HEAVEN REAL COOL
JESUS JUST LEFT BURGER KING AND HE'S HEADING FOR THE IN AND OUT.
FEAR+ LOATHING ELVIS CLOTHING HE DOES IT SO HE WONT POUT.

HE TOOK HER TO A MOTEL 8 SO SHE COULD WATCH HIM MASTURBATE
WALKED ACROSS THE HOTEL POOL
ASCENDED TO HEAVEN REAL COOL

All the games that we play
All the things that we say
They don't really mean a thing
All the mistakes that we make
Every single heartache
They don't really mean a thing

Maybe I'm better than you
Maybe I'm better than you
Maybe I'm better than you
Maybe I'm not

Shake it now!
All the games that we play
All the things that we say
They don't really mean a thing
All the mistakes that we make
Every single heartache
They don't really mean a thing
Maybe I'm better than you
Maybe I'm better than you
Maybe I'm better than you
Maybe I'm not

Could have been
Could have been somebody
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Could have been somebody

I'm just nobody
I'm just nobody
I'm just nobody
I'm just nobody
I'm just nobody!!
I'm just nobody
I'm just nobody
I'm just nobody

Could have been
Could have been somebody
Could have been!
Could have been
Could have been somebody
Could have been
Could have been
Could have been somebody
Could have been
Could have been
Could have been somebody
Could have been
COULD HAVE BEEN
COULD HAVE BEEN
COULD HAVE BEEN!
COULD HAVE BEEN!