Author Comments

This is just a short but fine cartoon. It intruduces some of the charaters for my new series, DETECTIVE FROFROG. How ever this animation has nothing to do with that series. This animation is all about my love for animating without a clever plot.

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars2003-10-03 23:23:25

Rated 2 / 5 stars2003-10-02 23:23:52

Wasn't great...

but I know it wasn't meant to be. So...instead of talking about me listening to Disturbed, I'm going to chew out some of the previous reviewers of this film (I just saw "My Favorite Reviews" on newgrounds, and since I have no flash talent and thus cannot do a chewing out of them on my own flash, I shall do it for you)
"Reviewed by: knottystevn Overall rating: 2
im not sure how to respond to this, this is the worse piece i have EVER seen in the entire 22 years of my life. please dont submit this crap. your wasting our time and yours."

Apprently, being 22 years wise, he hasn't really looked around this website. What he seems to be apprently saying is that...oh say Strawberry Clock's BRILLIANT masterpiece "VOTE 5 FOR PORNO" is in a different league all together than "Java Interactive". Even the movies with flashing images and a VOTE 5 at the end are in fact 10x better than this animation. Well, maybe if I see what high quality flash animation he has put out, maybe it will give me some details on how he determines what is good or not...wait a second...he has NEVER submitted a flash movie before.(even the worst flash movie in existance has earned a 2) wow...so in conclusion, he doesn't know anything about a good flash movie...so he should just shut his mouth. (ok that wasn't a good one...lemme try one more)
SUCKED ASS!!! July 9, 2003
Reviewed by: Vecna3x Overall rating: 0
u retards that siad this flash movie rocked need to be put in a mental institution!!!it sucked ass tha music or wat ever it waz playin sucked!tha voices sucked tha graphics sucked hmmm cud i be getin at somthin o IT SUCKED NG usedx to be koo wat hapened to u guys THA ONLY FUNNY THING ABOUT THIS FLASH WAZ HOW PATHETIC IT IS!!!!!!!!!
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It seems to me that thought this movie sucked. Let's see...the music or WHATEVER (learn to spell) it was sucked...so he has a hard time interpreting sounds. The voices sucked...and seeing as though they were only grunts and no actual voices, he must be hearing things. The graphics sucked...so he must have been dilusional, because the graphics were quite smooth and well drawn out compared to other flash movies. And he laughs at things that aren't funny.
So...you seem to carry all the symptons of a person usually found in a mental instintution, yet you think the people who liked it should be the ones. It sounds like he wants company. Enjoy the padded walls.

In conclusion, there are worse flash movies out there that need to be bitched at, this wasn't the best damn flash show period, nor does he promote it that it was (unlike a certain "King of the Portal") it's just a man goofing around with flash and testing the waters for his new series. (which is, however, does not suck) Also, Poorlittlemonkey cannot insult reviews very well. So this will be the last time I try something like this. I shall leave it to the professionals.
Can't wait for FroFrog 2.