Actor and campaigner Joanna Lumley has scored another campaigning victory after the Government today announced that Muppets would be given the right to settle in Britain.

‘We have learned lessons on this one,’ said new Home Secretary Alan Johnson at a press conference.’The Government understands that the public want to provide a welcome to those who have dedicated their lives to entertaining our nation …

After the success of NHS hospitals charging patients and visitors for the use of their first-rate car parking facilities, Health Secretary Alan Johnson has unveiled exciting new plans to introduce fees for using seats in hospital waiting areas.