Today, I was in health class and my teacher told us a story about how he was telling them the most popular myths about sex. When he told them that you CAN get pregnant the first time he was facing the board and he heard a loud SMACK. He turned around and a girl had slapped her boyfriend yelling, "YOU LIED TO ME!" This made my entire day. MLIA

Midnight Sun:She was dreaming of me.And it wasn't even a nightmare. She wanted me stay with her, there in the dream.--Edward Cullen

I had to take a trip to the grocery store to get some charcoal. I'm standing in line at the check out with a large bag of charcoal sitting on my shoulder, and the woman in front of me said, "Oh you can set that down, that must be so heavy!" I responded with "It's nothing compared to the bodies." Her facial expression has been burned into my memory. MLIA.

Midnight Sun:She was dreaming of me.And it wasn't even a nightmare. She wanted me stay with her, there in the dream.--Edward Cullen

okay, not that I don't love MLIA, but those aren't quotes. you can find plenty of quotes online or in books, why quote a website that we're all reading anyway?sorry, that came out meaner than I intended.8/10

"I might be saying you're fat, but at least I'm not punching you in the face." -Sarah Dessen from Just Listen

Team Edward Bringing sexy back since 1901. I'm on the ListV2 Sammy WhammyTeam "Screw you freaks; I want Ben!"...........Randomness ResidentLOVE MY TWINNIES: Mary and Shel <3

Leonard: What are you doing?Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.Leonard: Penny’s still sleeping.Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment…Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother’s Day.

- The Big Bang Theory

If all else perished and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained and and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger.