Here I Am

I will never be able to resist the Electric Boogaloo sequel name, it's just so good. Anyway, we are not here to talk about that, we are here to talk about a pitch for a sequel to the dramatically successful, if logically baffling, Titanic. We had Kate Winslet as the old woman, and Leonardo DiCaprio … Continue reading Titanic II – Electric Boogaloo

It has been awhile, hasn't it? The last big thing I did was NaNoWriMo (which I won) but didn't have the time to post as I went. I did try, but I have been busy. 'With what' I hear you scream? Well, let me tell you! Monktoucher - the plan still remains that it airs … Continue reading End of the Year Update

As if there is any doubt. She is a full blown serial killer. The real question is how did she do it? How did she manage to frame someone else for every single murder and, more impressively, then manage to convince them to confess to a crime they clearly didn't commit? Read on as I … Continue reading Jessica Fletcher: Sleuth or Serial Killer?

Hey ho everybody. It seems like ages since I updated this blog. I do have a load more questions from you (thanks very much) which I will answer as soon as I can. This time is more of a rambling update on 'stuff'.First off, Guernsey projects. I have finished many scripts and now have a … Continue reading It feels like it’s been a while

Hello everybody. It's been awhile but here I am again answering your questions! Most of which have been repeatedly asked and mostly about Monktoucher. I'm just glad people are still interested enough to ask questions. Without further ado, let's get into this. Any further news on release / official announcement for Monktoucher? At this time … Continue reading More Questions? More Answers!

I have now seen the entire series! Am I happy, sad, confused, annoyed? Let's go through it shall we? First, the bad news. Due to time and travel constraints I was not able to travel over to watch the series with the rest of the cast and crew. It was a bummer but nothing could … Continue reading Monktoucher Update

Do you remember those Where’s Wally (or Waldo for you Americans out there) books? Did you ever spend hours frustratingly looking for the striped shirt wearing bastard and think; you know what, this would make a good movie. Well if you did you probably need some help. But what the heck, why not try and … Continue reading Terrible Film Ideas – Where’s Wally (Waldo)

My posting of the unfinished first scene of Monktoucher Academy seemed to open up a lot of questions. I thought I would try and answer a few of the most asked. So the show is called Monktoucher Academy then? That's some good detective work there Jimmy. Yes it is. Is Pigspots meant to be a … Continue reading Questions and Answers re Monktoucher

Below is an extract from the draft script for the first episode of MTA. Looking back the flavour is here but the quality improved so much through the rewriting process. But we all had to start somewhere and thank you to the people who saw this and saw potential. *** EXT. MONKTOUCHER ACADEMY We see … Continue reading Early Draft Scene MTA Introduction

I mean, the title says it all really. What more could you possibly want from me? I can't reveal much, but I can reveal somethings. What I watched today was the broadcast ready episode, complete with title sequence, music and everything else one would expect from a TV show. It was the first time I … Continue reading I just watched the first episode of my show!

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