A FABULOUS GROUP OF ONLINE TROLL-WARRIORS AND HARD-PARTIERS. THEY LISTEN TO ERASURE AND BANGS, TALK ABOUT HOT MEN, AND SPARKLE LIKE NO OTHERS. SOME OF THEM ARE PART-TIME GAY MEN. ALL OF THEM ARE AWESOME.

ZACH QUINTO: HEY, DID YOU HERE ABOUT THOSE GQMF UNICORN PRINCESSES?

CHRIS PINE: HELL YEAH, I DID. I WANNA TAKE ALL THOSE BITCHES TO THE MOVIES.