Monday, July 4, 2016

Let's Review: Ratchet & Clank

I am a huge fan of the Ratchet & Clank franchise. I
am one of many that grew up playing these games and always thought that it
should be adapted to the big screen. Someone out there certainly heard us as
this film finally got enough steam to be made. Though my fears now wash over me
as I know that the vast majority of video game to film adaptations are usually quite
terrible. In fact, I am finding it a bit hard to list one that actually did
well. At the same time its Ratchet & Clank, how terrible could it be? ……Let’s
review Ratchet & Clank.

The
Negative

I have never seen a film that quite missed the point as
badly as this one. I almost want to say no one actually played the games
whoever made this film yet it was Insomniac Games that actually helped produce
this. Many of the tropes of the series
were just plan gone or looked at as weird. The two main characters honestly don’t
even have that much dialogue with one another as they are separate from each
other for most of the film, because the film thinks it’s weird that Clank would
ride on Ratchet’s back like a backpack even though that is the video games
ENTIRE modus operandi. The movie also over looks some of the most basic aspects
of the games such as grind rails. How amazing would an action sequence where
Ratchet goes across grind rails fighting enemies would have looked had it been
on the big screen? That doesn’t even go over the fact that I’m entirely certain
Ratchet uses his signature Omniwrench twice. I felt like I was watching a Zorro
film where they decided that he never used a horse because that would be too
weird and stopped him from using his whip but thank god he pulled out his sword
twice. Everything that makes the games fun and exciting were simply gone from
this movie.

And now for my biggest complaint….HOW DO YOU INCLUDE THE
R.Y.N.O. BUT DO NOT FIRE IT ONCE!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT COULD HAVE
VERY WELL SAVED THE ENTIRE FILM FOR ME BUT INSTEAD WE SAW IT ONCE AND IT WAS
DESTROYED IN 5 SECONDS! WHY WOULD YOU INCLUDE ONE OF THE GREATEST WEAPONS FROM ANY
GAME SIMPLY NOT TO USE IT?!?! SERIOUSLY!?!?......... ‘Ahem’. I do apologize. I
may have gotten a little too upset there. Moving on.

The
Positive

What do you really want me to put here. The story was
so-so and bare minimum reusable garbage that regularly flies out of the mouth
of Hollywood. For how awesome Ratchet and Clank can look in video games the CGI
on this outing was okay at times but you could tell when they avoiding
exceeding their animation budget. The voice acting of the original cast members
of the game were good, even though the film tried to drown them out among
famous actors (many of whom did not give a great performance). I’m sorry I may
be getting into overly cruel territory but this film really disappointed me.

In
Conclusion

This film was bad. As a fan of this franchise I am
neither happy this film got made nor am I pleased that I got to see it. This
film was just devoid of everything that makes this series great and I am truly
upset that this will turn many new possible fans away from this great series,
even worse it might convince producers that people are no longer interested in
seeing more games come out. All in all this was a bad turn out and I’m worried
about what this might mean for the future of this dynamic duo. 0.5 out of 5.