"The Expendables 2" and "Kung Fu Panda 3" Want Chuck Norris

Who would have thought that Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" would be competing with the animated "Kung Fu Panda" to get action stars to sign on for their films.

Stallone has already promised to get Jean Claude Van-Damme for the sequel, but Van-Damme is currently voicing a character in the upcoming "Kung Fu Panda" sequel.

Now, both "The Expendables 2" and the third "Kung Fu Panda" installment are hoping to get Chuck Norris for their films. "Bring Chuck Norris to 'Kung Fu Panda 3,'" said "Kung Fu Panda" writers Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger. "Chuck Norris as legendary unicorn. You have to do a mythical beast to get Chuck Norris. You can't just put him as a crane, or something. You need something with teeth, something big."

Chuck Norris should do The Expendables 2 instead of Kung Fu Panda 2, maybe he cam have a larger role or a cameo because it is rme for him to return to the big screen with action and other action hero legends.

After finishing filming The Exependables 2, he can do Kung Fu Panda 2.

Whatever. Will never happen. And it's still very iffy if that faggot from Brussels will get off his ass and join Stallone. Probably not. He's still dazzled by the JVCD limelight. f*cker thinks he's a star now.

@trailertrash Did you know that The Delta Force is a true story? Like always happens with films they changed a few things of course. In real life "Delta Force" isn't the name of an elite spec-ops team, it's just Chuck Norris's codename and he took on the whole of Hezbollah single-handed to rescue the hostages, lol!

By the way, I don't know anything about Mike Huckabee but if I was American I think I'd vote for him!: