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The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

Kaiser Klaus: My family, a great war is coming. One that will require every ounce of Bavaria's strength to win. Six empires have risen to fight us, all of them are much larger than us. You will all have to take up more responsibilities in this war.

Prinz Karl: Father, why don't we just kill their leaders? Junior could easily move FLEIJAs to all their capitals.

Kaiser Klaus: The point of war isn't to win. The point is to have fun and prove your tenacity. To struggle and fight even when you're outnumbered, that is what it means to be a minifig. If we rely on using cheap tricks, we might as well join the space mafia and become pimps. By the way, Karl I've arranged for you to marry the duchess of Venice. Klaus Jr. will be your best man.

Prinz Karl: I don't even get to choose my best man? What do you have against tank crews?

Kaiser Klaus: If something goes bad, your crewman will get shot and die. Junior can protect you from any plots those Sicilians are plotting.

Prinz Karl: Very well, but you'll regret this when I'm the doge.

Scheisse: You wanted to see me, Kaiser?

Kaiser Klaus: Yes, your idiotic furher declared war on Bavaria, and I still have to let you die in battle. Choose one of us to fight to the death. If you win, I'll let you go.