•One semi-functional Hello Kitty Waffle Maker, that you spent 3 months trying to find on ebay, only to have it arrive half-broken, which leads you to leave a negative review on the seller’s feedback, which results in threatening ALL CAPS email from said seller, which results in you fearing for your life and resolving that Hello Kitty Waffle Makers are nothing but trouble (but so damn cute!)

¾ c all-purpose flour

1 t baking powder

1 T sugar

1 T oil

¾ c water

Dash of cinnamon

2 handfuls chocolate chips

Instructions:

1. In a plastic cup stolen borrowed from the dining hall, mix flour and baking powder.