25 Signs that you’re ‘That Guy’

Every office has one. You know, the goateed guy with the DJ headphones. You see him, you avoid him. Worst of all – you may be him

1. You order foreign dishes in an accent.2. You make a show out of tasting wine.3. â€¨You talk baby talk to your girlfriendâ€¨ on your office phone.4. â€¨You offer to buy a cigarette from people outside bars.5. You say, ‘My bad’.6. You say, ‘We’re pregnant’.7. â€¨You don’t cut off festival bracelets, even though the festival ended two days ago.8. You initiate fist bumps.9. â€¨You offer advice to women on their ‘form’ â€¨at the gym.10. You half tuck in your shirt. 11. You have a goatee. 12. â€¨You say ‘I need â€¨my Vida’.13. You wear DJ headphones.14. You use a Bluetooth headset.15. You have a tattoo in Asian lettering. 16. â€¨You refer to money as ‘ront’, ‘dinero’, ‘cheddar’ or ‘coin’.17. â€¨You call friends and colleagues by â€¨their last names.18. You put your kid in a Che Guevara T-shirt.19. You describe anything good as ‘sick’.20. You pretend to like country music.21. â€¨You refer to your wife as ‘the ol’ ball â€¨and chain’ and say ‘I’ll take the request â€¨to management’.22. â€¨You call muscle groups by shortened versions of their technical names, like â€¨‘lats’, ‘traps’ and ‘pecs’. 23. You Instagram photos of yourself at gym.24. You think Hayden Panettiere is hot.25. You own a Manchester United jersey.