In eighth grade, some girl a year younger than always stalked me at lunch with her friends. She made very...suggestive comments regarding me. I was sick of her hitting on me despite me me telling her to go away. I said to her, "You just try to do this to get validation, not for a real relationship. She had a fateful pause, and then let out a weak, "No..." I then yelled, "You can't even tell them truth? Then off you go, you b****!" She walked away. She never came back.

Morgan Landry wrote:That's kinda mean, Prophet. I don't think it is a "scenario of epicness" but oh well

I know, but it felt epic dealing with a stalker in the moment with ruthless logic.

On another one, during PE in seventh grade, we did soccer (or football.) I ad been playing it in a youth league. Some guys who were good at sports said, "It's a guarantee that our resident nerd will suck." I responded with, "Is it?" before I got the ball, ran past them all, and scored a goal. I felt so pumped!

At my work, we have two floors with patients on them, 2nd and 3rd. There's a huge rivalry between the two, friendly most of the time, but definitely competitive.

So the 3rd floor secretary got pulled to 2nd, and someone from 3rd was downstairs harassing her(and us).

P: Yeah, you're only down here for four hours. You know, gotta take the 2nd floor in small dosages.Me: That's because we're so sweet she'll end up in a diabetic coma otherwise.P: *Silence *.... I got nothing.

[19:45:44] @ Morgan Landry : I tend to sometimes associate people with their avatars

[19:46:04] @ Trevor : same lol

[19:46:11] @ Morgan Landry : like Beanie for example

[19:46:14] @ Kendall : cousin it but ON FIRE

[19:46:17] Shade : So I'm the Joker?

[19:46:18] @ Morgan Landry : Or Shade, I still see Shade as the Joker

[19:46:30] @ Morgan Landry : yeah xD

[19:46:33] Shade : I can live with that

[19:46:34] @ Trevor : Well I've seen a lot of people irl

[19:46:42] cappuccino : kenny has blonde hair but like its all like shill and its like braided loosely and shes just their boredly observing chat in and oversized tee and skinny kjeans while doing smart people homework

Lila showed us a picture of this dress https://40.media.tumblr.com/a391a1b4b46dd6b498d379e50f96ecbc/tumblr_nkcjuq8Tdr1tnacy1o1_540.jpg

[19:53:13] athena : OHHH MOAH OKAY NOW ITS BLACK AND BLUE[19:53:14] TeddyBears :3 : Athena see it now[19:53:22] TeddyBears :3 : It's Black and Blue[19:53:35] athena : wait let me look at lilas photo[19:53:53] @ lucifer rigby : what do u mean look at my photo[19:53:55] @ lucifer rigby : am confuse[19:53:56] TeddyBears :3 : It's black and blue[19:54:01] athena : LILAS IS BLACK AND BLUE NOW TOO[19:54:04] Blaze : how is it black and blue what is this[19:54:06] athena : WHY[19:54:09] athena : WHY IS IT[19:54:33] Blaze : it's still white and gold[19:54:45] @ lucifer rigby : same blaze[19:54:48] athena : blaze open another program or something[19:54:53] athena : then look at it??[19:54:55] TeddyBears :3 : Join the skype call o:[19:54:58] Blaze : what program[19:55:02] @ lucifer rigby : HALSEY JUST TWEETED ABOUT IT IM CRYIN[19:55:27] athena : idk i opened skype and called teddy and then i went to show it to her while sharing my screen and iT WAS BLACK AND BLUE[19:55:35] TeddyBears :3 : XD[19:55:45] TeddyBears :3 : It's black and blue guys[19:56:11] @ lucifer rigby : for u maybe but not for me[19:56:16] TeddyBears :3 : ...[19:56:18] TeddyBears :3 : Hmm[19:56:24] athena : what even[19:56:25] athena : what[19:56:28] athena : even[19:56:29] TeddyBears :3 : https://40.media.tumblr.com/a391a1b4b46dd6b498d379e50f96ecbc/tumblr_nkcjuq8Tdr1tnacy1o1_540.jpg [19:56:38] @ lucifer rigby : yes[19:56:50] athena : what even is life[19:56:55] @ lucifer rigby : and you don't need to relink, i have it open already[19:56:58] athena : 'this reminds me of this video okay[19:57:08] TeddyBears :3 : Hmmm[19:57:09] @ lucifer rigby : NOW i need 2 go do food things so LATER LOSERS[19:57:11] lucifer rigby has logged off the chat on Thu 26 Feb - 19:57[19:57:25] athena : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evQsOFQju08[19:57:53] athena : just let this blow ur mind quickly[19:58:08] Vertumnus joined the chat on Thu 26 Feb - 19:58[19:58:08] Trevor has been disconnected on Thu 26 Feb - 19:58 (session timeout)[19:58:13] @ Vertumnus : Heyy[19:58:14] Kendall joined the chat on Thu 26 Feb - 19:58[19:58:30] @ Vertumnus : Hey, Kenny[19:58:37] Blaze : beaaaaaaaaaanie[19:58:42] athena : kenny what color is this dress ^^ its up there the link before the youtube one[19:58:49] Blaze : kenny is the dress above white and gold or black and blue[19:59:16] TeddyBears :3 : It's black and blue[19:59:25] athena : it's white and gold[19:59:30] athena : and then it was black and blue[19:59:36] athena : and its changing[19:59:46] Blaze : no athena[19:59:49] Blaze : it's not changing[19:59:50] @ Kendall : White and gold[20:00:04] TeddyBears :3 : It's black and blue[20:00:20] athena : i saw it and it was white and gold and then i opened skype to show teddy and reopened it and it was black and blue[20:01:37] athena : i screencapped it one sec lets see if it still works[20:02:11] Morgan Landry has been disconnected on Thu 26 Feb - 20:02 (session timeout)[20:03:42] athena : woah okay i screencapped it then scrolled through my picture library to upload it to tinypic and it was white and gold again[20:04:11] athena : http://tinypic.com/r/2aferh3/8[20:04:32] @ Kendall : Are your computer settings a bit off[20:04:53] Blaze : still white and gold[20:04:53] TeddyBears :3 : its black and blue

a while later

[20:17:48] athena : you either see the dress as if it has a blue-ish light shining on it, meaning its gold and white, or you see it with a yellowish light shining on it, meaning its black and blue[20:18:31] athena : you can see the opposite by just conving yourself that the lining-lacey part is a black/gold and staring at it for a while trying to see it like that

So much win, huh? Erm... walking to a girl, say to my friend: Gonna piss her off in 5 secs. So, I grin to her, and in all my awesomeness, I ask her: "Can I read your shirt in Braille?" After couple of secs of thinking, realization struck her, she blushed and started cursing. *Puts sunglasses on* I know, I know.

So in ELA I got really bored and I was in a good mood so this happened;

Teacher: Can someone define the word, "receding"?Me: *raises hand*Teacher: Yes, Jeremy?Me: Michael's hairline.Class: *silent*Class: *realizes what I just said* *erupts into laughter*Teacher: Get out of my classroom.