The Prodigy's Blog "Bad Drivers"

Usually I’m hard-pressed to find a worse driver than my Dad, BJ Shea, but after reading this story, I'll count my blessings. A driver tries to park at a local Ivars but instead crashes through the wall, giving a whole new meaning to term "drive-thru".

I don't know what it is about Seattle drivers but it seems like we just get worse and worse. I'm sure our terrible traffic doesn't help, but when people are crashing through walls instead of putting their cars in park, I think it’s time to go back to driving school.

My father has never crashed through a wall, but I bet he’s made other drivers want to. I remember this one time when he missed a left turn three times in a row. Three times.... the same left turn. And he had a GPS telling him when to take the turn. I was in the back seat laughing my ass off making fun of him. Not the brightest idea on my part as he made me buy the family breakfast.

Add that one to the long list of things my big mouth has made me pay for. Well you know what they say: like father, like son. At least I can drive better than he can.