Lean
back, prop up your feet and relax for a few minutes. These food related stories
(well, mostly food related) are
bound to elicit a chuckle or two. And if you've got one of your own send it to Big
Daddy and it will find a home right here.

Tired of all them uppity yanks and snobbish bluehairs? Sick of hearing about the
dogs and broken down cars in your front yard? Really could do without the comments
about your family tree having no branches? Well this is the tale for you!

And not only that! Don't ya' just hate the women (and it's always the women) who
insist on pulling their carts up to the deli counter, thereby ensuring that at least 3
other customers are denied access, even if the count is at 65 and they're holding 72?