The proud father was overwhelmed as he was speaking with reporters, tearing up while stating, “I feel no shame in crying over this wonderful event. They say that only real men cry, and apes should not be an exception to the rule. I will make every effort to raise my son as an emotionally healthy primate!”

The zoo released video of the day-old ape, being watched over by a technician while his mother received her complimentary tummy tuck.