1 - When outside your brain do not hit on every male human in his 20s.
2 - When you are trying to buy perfume tell yourself that you are not a girl.
3 - While swimming do not stare at men or you can choke horribly like you did today.
4 - Noone wearn white jeans any more.
5 - Do not be seen by other humans while you are shirtless.
6 - Do not put food right in your mouth before checking temprature or you will have a three day burn like right now.
7 - Do not post on your blog while you are too excited or too goofy or you will end up with posts like the present one.