I am neither bull nor bear. I am a small and frightened primate trying to achieve my "dual mandate" - forage for nickels on the jungle floor and avoid being stomped on by the mighty beasts that roam the land. My advantage is being short. I prefer bamboo.

I am neither bull nor bear. I am a small and frightened primate trying to achieve my "dual mandate" - forage for nickels on the jungle floor and avoid being stomped on by the mighty beasts that roam the land. My advantage is being short. I prefer bamboo.