Edit #5: Everyone in the world should go and see The Hangover. I laughed like a drain. Especially at Carrot Top in the credits. What a dick. And Riley from the documentary National Treasure is in it too. Do it.

Edit #6: What is this? A school for ants? How can we teach kids if they can't even fit in the building? The centre needs to be at least ... 3 times bigger than this.

Edit #7: Is Mugatu's dog alive?!

Edit #8: I can dere-lick my own balls. Oh! Bowie is involved! And I have hiccups. Walk off!u

Edit #9: Is it cold out in space Bowie? Do you just have one funky sequined spacesuit or do you have several ch-ch-changes? Conchords reference.

Edit #10: I'm not an ambiturner - I can't turn left. I probably can't walk in a straight line at this point. And John Wilkes Booth is apparently the original model-slash-actor. FYI.

Edit #11: 21 days until Africa. Who's excited?!

Edit #12: Drunken honesty. Some people on Facebook are ridiculous. YouknowwhoImean.

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT!

I wish Maury Ballsteen were real. So real.

Message for Blake: if you are reading this, set a date for coming over to merry England. Jo told you that she was busy in kilt July, but August is fine. Do it.

138 days until Muse in Liverpool!

I am going to regret this in the morning. Still drinking though - 4 and a half hours later. Bought some of the world's greatest crisps before from M&S - salt and vinegar, hand cooked.

Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antenna... and I fucking love Old School too! Watched that and Zoolander in Jo's "dorm" in Ohio when she discovered the shocking truth that I had seen neither.

Who has been ridiculous on facebook? And what's wrong with being ridiculous on facebook? I am always ridiculous on facebook!