I find it a bit bad-taste that Zoot appears to be drawing some unfavourable comments regarding his weight. I've had the pleasure of knowing him for many years and during the course of our friendship, I have seen him buckle under the pressure he's had with eating disorders. In the 90's he was suffering from mild anorexia, peeking into the 00's with a severe bout of bulemia. It's been a tough road for his Family also, imagine the mental torture all round, for everyone concerned. Mind you, whenever I drive up to his place, he pretty much has a bun in his mouth all the time, so I guess the Doctor is correct, stop eating you fat git.

Gah!! I go away for a week's holiday and miss a whole thread about minge. Typical.
First time I've seen the word 'tartlet' but on first viewing can't see a lot wrong with it.
I'll let you know about 'flatulence' as a pick-up line.

Caballero wrote:Mine has to be MINGE.Most likely because, being a child of the 70's, it brings back memories of classic retro 70's bush pictures you saw in Mayfair when you were about 11 years old. Or maybe dreams of your best mates Mum, wondering if she had a 'full' bush. I'm not a big fan of the 'Brasilian' wax or shaved variety. But at the same time I'm not fond of birds with hairy legs, just a nice full Minge.

This is one of the most nostalgic and accurate posts I've seen on the internet. Well done Cabo.
By the way, I was born in Brighton.