Tickle Your Funny Bone - Jokes and Humor

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There are five members in an airplane (including a pilot), and it was about to crash because of some technical problem and there was some conversation between them before the crash. (found in the black box )

A: Come on the plane is going to crash !
B: What!
A: Yes, so let's take a parachute.
B: Ok, I will also take a parachute.
(They both dive)

C; I must also live so i will also take a parachute. (And he dives)
D: (The pilot) Come on child there is only one parachute so you please go ahead.
E: No, we have two parachutes with us.
D: How do we have two parachutes with us?, there were totally four parachutes right!
E: Yes, there were only four parachutes but C has taken my backpack instead of taking a parachute.

While taking the interview the employer asked the candidate,Employer: "How long did you work during your last job".Candidate: 30 years.Employer: What's your age?Candidate: 20 years.
The employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have an experience of 30 years.Candidate: Overtime.

Buddy, Have you made an effort to show this post to your wife? For sure you'll be in for "surprises" over the weekend!

If it's possible then your post should be converted into a proper thread titled as:

"Getting Married: Please Read Before Proceeding"

I will keep this post as a MS Word Document for my fiancee!

You have shared "Harsh Realities of a Married man's life"

Regards

Akash

Akash@

My wife working abroad. Infact i had shared this through Whatsapp and no response yet.She is busy on her exams these days, May be didnt get time to read.

Dont worry, Akash. After marrigae life is not that bad. Infact i started to enjoy life after marriage more than bachler life. Dont think it is because she is abroad . She went there only 2 months before and 5 years completed after my marriage.

Anyway for better family health, i am changing the topic of next jokes!.

A teacher placed a bucket of alcohol and a bucket of water in front of a donkey. The donkey drank the bucket of water. to this the teacher asked the students what did you learn. The students said we learned today that whoever doesn't drink alcohol is a DONKEY

Received thumbs up from all over India for the lemon &chilly post,.On the eve of Republic day, I feel despite different religions, castes and languages one*of* the*factor which is common and unique in India is Lemon &chilly!

You are driving home on a wild stormy night, and are approaching a bus stop. There are three people waiting there: An old woman who looks like she's about to die, an old friend who once saved your life, and the perfect man/woman you've been dreaming about. Assuming you have a two-door sportscar in which case, only two persons can travel incl. the driver. Whom do you pick up?

A) The grandma who's gonna die if you don't pick her,

B) Your friend who saved your life; this can be a good opportunity to repay the favor, and

C) The perfect person for you.

This was asked in an interview (apparently). Only 1 out of 200 candidates was selected. What he answered was:

"I will simply hand my car keys over to my friend, tell him to take the old lady to a hospital and stay at the bus stop with the person who might be my wife."