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Today: We are back from a fun-filled Bridgetown Comedy Festival weekend! We chatted about Greg's new neighbors and how he can befriend them, how to bond with a Russian gangster, claiming your territory, and more - also we were joined by Danny, Madeline, and Lauren from the Portland Beardsmen to talk about their Mother's Day special Beards & Roses; have a great day!

Today: Sarah got a Grand Jury summons and didn't realize what a big deal it was, a shark toy and a half-doctor, a guy named Cheese steals a pizza, Florida people are really very Florida-y today, cherry Kool-aid oh yeah, a creepy peeping Sponge Bob, and don't forget our Bingo Night is THIS Thursday, February 2nd - hope to see you there!

Today: Greg and the tale of the trick or treaters, why in the name of all that is holy would you buy Double Bubble, Halloween Candy fables, waterslides and horror stories, Florida Man and the glass eyeball, trick or treating on an airplane, Canada is the new Portland, elevator buttons are fake and NOTHING IS REAL, Ron Artest ghost love, and have a great afternoon all!

Today: Sarah went to a cat show this weekend and recaps her experience, what it's like at a cat show and what to expect if you go to one, update on the Cheese thief and some of it's been recovered, police officer not a stripper, assault at 37,000 feet, chip fight is future Greg, and more - have a great day all!

Today: Sarah honestly did not know that a thing such as the Doomsday Clock existed, what did it mean, giant thermometer in the earth, update on cheese thieves and why are they doing it, cheese gangsters, stolen chicken nuggets, Waffle house romance, how to live a long life, bad decision, Blake Griffin chose poorly, and more - have a great afternoon!

Today: Greg and the failed high-five, Sarah's neighbors don't like her, eating a shoe for a lost bet, Tinder apology, Comcast's stellar customer service, 57 blocks of stolen cheese, toilet paper, etiquette test, and more - have a great evening!

Today: Secret shopping, who's the mole, Greg is freaking out, animal people and plants growing out, sorry for the wet willies, new Dictionary words, Hammer and the Ebola Heroin, zombie apocalypse, boats on the Willamette, World Series, basketball short shorts, Next Adventure & more - have a great afternoon!