Saturday, February 25, 2012

Oscar outrage...

...but bloody funny. "I am outraged at being banned from the Oscars by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Zionists" says Supreme Leader Shabazz Aladeen (tragic childhood etc): "While I applaud the Academy for taking away my right to free speech, I warn you that if you do not lift your sanctions and give me my tickets back by 12:00 pm on Sunday, you will face unimaginable consequences!"..."Where are the nominations for such classic [Wadiyan] films as 'When Harry kidnapped Sally, 'You've got Mailbomb,' or 'Planet of the Rapes'?" This is spoof but no doubt some - the usual suspects - will be really outraged. According to the scrolling news update at the Republic of Wadiya website the Academy has surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass.

"Part of his research managed to confirm that there’s not enough oxygen for a political opponent to survive at altitudes higher than 45,000 feet. In the same experiment, he confirmed that there is enough gravity at 45,000 feet for a political opponent’s body to return to Earth when thrown from an aircraft."

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