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ITT: we come up with completely useless super powers. I'll start>the ability to power any electronic device while having sex>inb4 that one guy who always finds some illogical use for our powers>pic unrelated

>>568656437>find hot 10/10 blonde>she won't have sex with you because you are fat neckbeard who browses /b/>turn into giant 14 inch nigger dildo, hide in her room>she uses you to fuck herself>you have just had sex with a hot 10/10 blonde

>the power to instantly convert clean water into urine by drinking itBasically it would skip everything else. Any water that I drink would be instantly converted to urine to be pissed out. I could do this at will, any time I wanted.

>>568659860you can't do that. maybe you can increase the speed of your red blood cells by moving a limb or something. but you still don't have the power to slightly control the speed of one red blood cell at will.

>>568657250not really usless cause it has mind fuck and spooky properties. even though they can hear you they cant see you so logic would say the trombone sound is coming from elsewhere but you could be right there playing it and itd drive the person crazy

>>568660417>implying time moves at a linear constant speed>implying our perception of the world doesn't quicken as time speeds up randomly>implying it doesn't stop when time stops>implying it matters since the way we percieve things is our universe and not the way it actually is

>>568660625well now its lightly more useless but the spooky properties just skyrocketed>be doing random business at night have to go down creepy alley or maybe you're in a spooky place to begin with>randomly hear trombone music>around the corner comes a floating trombone>it plays louder and more aggressively the closer it gets >you bolt>it chases after youvideotape it and many laughs for weeks

>>568660941You'd just have to convince one nig nog to join the military and get cloned. Then you would have a unlimited amount of angry pre-trained ape people to fight for you. You could take over the entire world.

>>568661226see this post>>568659547you cant stay concious then time is frozen, so you won't even notice taht you just stopped time. you could stop time for millions of years and it would be like nothing happened.

the power of xray vision, flying, invincibility, invisibility, time travel, running/flying at the up to the speed of light (based on your preference), know what people are thinking, super strength, hypnotize people, eye lasers, move objects without touching, super intellect, and the ability to meta-morph into any inanimate object you wish.

>>568664040>begin permabanning bananafags>they post through 8 proxies about how they got b& for posting banana>massive backlast ensues, every thread is 100+ bananas>sillybanana.jpg>only the truly dedicated stay on /b/ to fight the bananawar>/b/ is saved by banana>mfw

1. Ability to see through glass2. Ability to change the time of all electronics within a 2 meter radius by one 10^-30 second3. Ability to more than often mix up your right and left4. Ability to fart out of mouth5. Ability to give off a musk that lustfully attracts all retards to you within a 1 km radius.

>be OP>be walking on the street>decide to turn on all dildos within a radius of 20 miles>enjoy chorus of moans starting at the same time from all over the city>be featured on TV in the evening>hacker 4chan strikes again

>>568664553This site gets a lot of traffic. You could start a political movement, organize a raid, stage a mass suicide, create a weird news event by having 69 people try to blow themselves on 06/09 and end up in the hospital.

Eternal life, but you can only interact with the universe through /b/.

Since /b/ is not eternal, your existence will simply loop from start of /b/ to the end.

Again, the ONLY way can only interact with universe is through /b/. (So yes, if you made up some scheme to make $$$, you could only spend it on 4chim pass, and only after m00t creates it, which is obv quit a bit into it's life. People can buy stuff for you, but you could only interact with those things through /b/ as well..)

>>568667309>you could only spend it on 4chim passif so, I have access to paypal\bitcoin networkI can use it to communicate with other part of universeAnd if someone write gateway for bitcoin network, I would be able to communicate with all internets through bitcoin network.

1. No, because the only rule, the one that apparently you forgot, is that you cannot interact with the universe except through /b/

2. and you don't have access to anything directly.. except /b/. So someone else would have to have accessto the network

3. Assuming the above were proven not relevant, fine, you can communicate with all internets through bitcoin network, but again, you can only ineract through /b/ so your communication will have to be second hand at best. And anything you spend the money on, well, you can only interact with that through /b/ too,

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