Cara Delevingne attends the signing of her debut Young Adult novel “Mirror, Mirror” in London, England.

This all seems somewhat … intense for a book signing.

But then again, “intense” is pretty much her entire schtick, so we suppose it just makes good branding sense to show up for your YA book signing looking like you work in a nightclub in Paris several decades in the future.

Also, it’s somewhat hilariously perfect as a “I’m not a hugger” dress, which is not remotely a coincidence, we surmise. In fact, that may have been the Number One item in the style brief: Make sure you get Cara ensembles that make people not want to touch her. Even the earrings look a little dangerous. You airkiss just a little too carelessly and one of those things could take your eye out.