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Stanley?
Can't you see I'm urinating?
Listen, Listen, Stanle...

Michael: [from inside the restroom] Stanley?Stanley: Can't you see I'm urinating?Michael: Listen, Listen, Stanley. You don't have to answer me now.Stanley: No.Michael: Just... I want you to think about it, I'm starting my own company.Stanley: No.Michael: Oh... okay, you're not letting me finish, and you just lost out on a million dollars.Stanley: No I didn't.

Michael: I had no idea when I got in that car and headed to New York I was going to quit. I got on that ramp and I thought two hours, two hours to go. Feeling good. Listen to some tunes. Should've peed before I left.Kelly: Michael get to the good part.Michael: Okay, so. I get up to the building, I get to the revolving door... broken! So I have to take the normal door.Oscar: At least he is in the building.Michael: No, No! I was so nervous it was the wrong building! I walked into the wrong building!