Shit Salvadorans Say

The latest meme to sweep the internet is “Shit Girls Say.” Dozens of videos have since been made for everyone from black guys to Sri Lankan mothers. I had way too many ideas for a Salvadoran version to ignore, so here it is – “Shit Salvadorans Say.”

You know, being a salvadorean, there are parts in the video where you sound like a real salvi, and there’s some where we just wouldn’t buy it. But, I really enjoyed your video, it’s nice to see another nationality embracing the caliche language. Don’t mind any negative comments, I’d take it as a constructive comment, it’s just part of the salvadoran culture, “no tenemos pelos en la lengua, o no andamos con pajas, pero si a veces sobre exageramos, jaja.” I’m sure that’s how salvadoreans sound when they speak English; Anyways, welcome Guanaca.

I also forgot to mention that there’s no way that we’re going to speak a second language perfectly. We are ALWAYS going to have some type of accent, that is because when we were toddler our vocals only practiced sounds in our own language, that is why professionals recommend teaching a child another language before the age of 5. Anyway, that is the reason why English speakers have a hard time pronouncing the ‘r’ the en~e, the “ll”, and so forth…same thing goes for other languages.