Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Conan and Jimmy Look at Today's Dads

Jun 20, 2011

Conan O'Brien: "According to a new study, American fathers are spending more than twice the amount of time with their children than they used to in years past. Experts say it's due to a sweeping new trend called 'unemployment.'"

Jimmy Fallon: "A recent study found that today's fathers spend twice as much time with their kids as fathers in 1960. Meanwhile, the study found that Arnold Schwarzenegger spends time with twice as many kids as he did three weeks ago."

Jay Leno: "According to a new report, only 12 percent of American high school students can pass a basic history test. That's the lowest percentage since our country was founded in 1922."

Jay Leno: "Officials still can't say what happened to $6.6 billion that was sent to Iraq for reconstruction. That's money we could have wasted and mismanaged right here at home."