Praise be our Goddess Madoka, for She died for our sins and gave us hope

Got this off friendster. Haven’t seen much originality in quite a while. Well maybe because I haven’t seen enough of the Net yet, haha.

So let’s go read some humour from a genius 1st grader?

First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Singh Jr. what is your problem?” Singh Jr.answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third- grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Singh Jr. to the principal’s office. While Singh Jr. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Singh Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to the test.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Singh Jr: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored.The best man always has me first. (The Principal was by now looking restless, a bit tense and took a large swig of Vodka.)
Singh Jr: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Singh Jr: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send Singh Jr. to Delhi University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself !!!”