Other problem is that most of the guys i watch footy with don't live in Twickers so i end up watching games in town during the week!

Might be about for the QPR / Arsenal game next Saturday if you're up for that?

I end up doing that too. Only ever watch Sunday games closer to home really. Sadly next Saturday I'm chauffeuring my brother to and from his laser eye surgery.

To keep MikeW happy, you guys will probably win on Sunday. I know we're supposed to be going for the points record but the way we've been playing for the last few games the players really don't seem that bothered.

Looking at people's responses to to the FAs written reasons for the ban, it looks like the FA are nearly as mental as Suarez.

Apparently the fact it trended on Twitter is part of the reason for the length of the ban. Jesus wept. Plus there's no reason given for picking 10 instead of say, 9 or 11.

They also mention Suarez not taking the severity of the incident seriously enough, and the fact he scored after he should have been sent off, as partial reasons for the length of the ban. Seriously. This is batshit.

FA: "We didn't take into consideration any previous Disciplinary Records of Mr Suarez and considered the offence in isolation."

What the fuck balls?
The only sensible reason for the length of the ban is the one they're specifically telling us they ignored? Is that a thing that happened or am I in some kind of twilight zone bizarro world where some of what the liverpool fans forums dwellers believe is actually true?