2/11/10

Horror Movie DILF: The Howling

Name: Bill Neil

Location: "The Colony" somewhere in the wilds of rural California.

Occupation: Television News producer.

Family: Wife, Karen White, noted anchor at L.A.'s KDHB, 6 News.

Why He's A DILF: If you are looking for a sensitive guy, Bill Neil's your man. In fact if he had kids, he would probably be a great dad - well, at least for awhile; initially a caring soul who is a dedicated vegetarian and loving husband that only wants to watch over his recently traumatized wife (she was attacked by a madman in an adult movie theater while trying to get a story on a serial rapist)...everything's fine until Bill goes with the little woman to The Colony and runs in to a local floozy who , as it turns out, is a werewolf...in fact everyone at The Colony is a werewolf! Anyway, when the slut sets her eyes on Big Bill, she decides to take a bite out of him and faster than you can say, "What big eyes, you have grandma!", he becomes a (GASP) meat eater!

Then, a few nights later, the werefloozy and Bill hook up again, and start bumping uglies in front of a roaring fire..

...and Bill transforms into a slobbering...

... howling, hairy beast...

...with only two things on his mind...

...and they aint vegetarianism and EST!

Once he's transformed, he is no longer the sensitive new-age-guy that Karen loved, but heck, who wouldn't overlook those shortcomings if they had a beast like Bill to come home to?

your host: Pax Romano

Horror movie fan, and all around mofo

About This Blog

I love horror films, been watching them all of my life.
As a gay man, I've come to note the more homo-erotic subtext in many of these films. From the obvious in films like, Interview With the Vampire, to the more subtle in movies like, Scream.
So, what I intend to do with this blog, is, from time to time, highlight a movie that is both scary as well as sensual,(or just plain campy) provided those elements are borne of gay or lesbian sensibilities.