Got a sec? Do you feel like exposing some nuts? Well, you’ve come to the right place. This is the inaugural AutoExpertTV nut-fest Friday.

(Language warning - what follows is not safe for work, and might educate the kiddies prematurely. You have been warned.)

Let’s play with a big, fat sack o’ nuts. Automotive nuts. And, right at the end, we’ve got a new segment - Cock of the week - to award.

The YouTube comments feed is the wild, wild west of retard feedback. There are some very nice, educated, polite, considered commenters, too. But the comments feed is certainly a place where trolls coalesce.

Some creators get quite upset by this, but I kinda like it. It’s what talk radio would be if it weren’t filtered unendingly for toxicity.

I actually love these troll arseholes, sitting there in their underwear, alone, holding their dicks, and making their unique contributions public.

No report I’ve ever done has attracted so many offensive, scientifically illiterate nuts more effectively than the nitrogen-filled tyre scam-alert report.

So, like sands through the hourglass, these are my nuts about nitrogen.