Top Ten Ways to Make a name for yourself at Microsoft:
10. Have a vision.
9. Have a vision, get PC Week to condemn it.
8. Two words: Object Oriented
7. Find really neat technology exploited in Nintendo games, promote as
Architecture of the 90s.
6. Push way onto podium at company meeting, start yelling a lot.
5. Start new group alias and insert disinterested "billg" into it.
4. Get local award from minor league Northwest professionals league: article
and picture in Micronews!
3. Annouce historic agreement for joint development agreement with
fellow PC industry company, promptly release product designed to
reduce company's market share to burnt ashes.
2. Amass stock options through floating numbers games with gullible
just out of college SDEs who really appreciate the free sodas.
1. When pressed to corner in trying to explain failure of major project
to get out the door, jump on boardroom table and turn light switches
on and off while saying "Hey, I'm a multimedia kind of guy"!