-Take a shot anytime Siren gnaws on something-Take two if it's made of neutronium.-When Kassil does something with doughnuts, such as offering them to a newbie, take a shot.-When a pun war breaks out for more than three posts, take one shot for every pun you count. Then call the ambulance, in case you have alcohol poisoning.

Logged

"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

- Take a shot whenever a Emoticon is used.- Take a shot now.- Take a shot whenever you take a shot.- Take 3 shots if you're bleeding.- Take someone elses shots if they pass out.- Take their wallet too, you never know when you might need it.- Take a shot for everypost you've made.

Barbarian Horde

Take a shot whenever Nobody gains another name.Take a shot whenever a word-play is made on the name "Nobody".Take a shot whenever anybody complains about all of the "Penguine"s and "Penguine" wannabe's around the Citadel.Take a shot during Flu season.Take a shot whenever the chatroom is silent for more than a minuteTake five shots each time an RPG thread is createdTake ten shots each time an RPG thread goes silent for longer than one monthTake three shots each time you play a round of Darts.Take a shot each time you log onTake two shots each time you return to Strolen's Citadel and find no new posts since your last visit.Take a shot for each time you consecutively returned to Strolen's Citadel to find no new posts since your last visit.Take a shot each time you fire a gun.Take a shot if you are insane.Take a shot each time somebody says that Strolen's Citadel has insane people in it.Take three shots if you were the person who said it.Take five shots each time you find somebody in Strolen's Citadel who is not insane.Take a shot each time you lunge in front of your friend to save him from gunfireTake a shot if you are an alchoholicTake two shots if you are not an alchoholicTake three shots if you want to be an alchoholic.

-Take a shot whenever MoonHunter provides a new site to look at-Take a shot whenever MoonHunter gives a long lecture instead of a comeback (i.e., his whole spiel about Gary Gygax)-Take a shot whenever Strolen is gone for more than four days-Take eight shots if Captain Penguin ever updates his old posts-Take three shots if someone dredges up buried treasure (i.e., ancient threads that have sunk to the bottom.). Double that if it is MoonHunter who found the buried treasure.-Take a shot in mourning whenever a member stops showing up.-Take a shot of absinthe and a shot of nightshade whenever a regular announces that they are leaving the Citadel for a while.-Take a shot whenever Ephe pops in and drops a good idea.-Take a shot if Shadoweagle and Captain Penguin are in the chatroom.-Take a shot if people in the chatroom discuss the time differences between their various locations.-Take a shot if Captain Penguin tries to learn words in a new language.-Take nine shots if Ria ever comse back.-Take three shots if Pirate Penguin talks about his band.-Take a shot if somebody talks about the music they are listening to.-Take a shot if Captain Penguin recommends a book.-Take a shot if MoonHunter dislikes the book that Captain Penguin recommends.-Take a shot if Captain Penguin says something in a made-up language.

- Take a shot if you're hot, take 2 if you're not.- Take a shot everytime Pieh posts a new item.- Take a shot if you trip over a lemon.- Take a shot for a long lost friend.- Take a shot if you're actually taking shots.- Take a shot everytime you see a new member online.- Take a shot or three when you join the chatroom.- Take a shot if you get attacked by a Furry Tree-Zombie.- Take a shot to the gut if you say something stupid.- Take a shot whenever someone posts a

-Take three shots when it takes longer than fifteen minutes to read a post by MoonHunter-Take a shot everytime someone's (animated) emoticon or avatar moves-Take a shot everytime Pengilly says something stupid-Take twenty-two shots any time Captain Penguin goes an an Exalted rant

~Take a shot whenever CaptainPenguin takes a shot~Take a shot if you think Cthulhu will devour CaptainPenguin first~Take a shot when Roack throws a bannanna at someone~Take a shot whenever Roack craves brie, two when in grilled cheese form, three if with bacon~Take a shot whenever Roack pretends he knows something~Every hour, take one shot for every time Roack had been killed during that hour~Take a shot everytime someone talks in Hexidecimal