Lindsey gives Brad a yellow rose, then hesitantly…oh let’s face it…badly sings her version of The Yellow Rose of Texas. I think I can hear Randy saying, “hey dawg, it’s a little pitchy, and I’m not feelin’ it dawg.” She’s rightfully embarrassed.

DeAnna, 25, Realtor, Neunan, GA
Wearing a dress with horizontal black and white stripes, she speaks Greek to him, and I wait for him to say, “hmm, that sure sounds Greek to me!” But alas, he disappoints. She offers to let him put his hand on her chest to "feel her heart beating." She’s a smooth one, that DeAnna.Juli, 24, Law Student, Chicago, IL
As Juli walks up to Brad, it’s obvious her girls have a mind of their own because they’re flinging around at will under her low-necked halter dress. She introduces herself as “Juli without an 'e,'” and he answers that he’s Brad with a 'd.' Of course his name has a 'd,' otherwise he’d be 'bra.' You know…like what Juli should be wearing to keep the girls under control.

I now wish Chris would take it a step further and acknowledge there’s no food offered, and that whenever the ladies turn their heads, little waiter elves pop up and top off their glasses with more alcohol.

Poor sloshed Melissa finally owns up to it saying she’s been looking for it for the past two hours, and then she proceeds to rip the other one out of her bra. She joins Brad outside (still breastless) and slurs something about him being “sweetness” but this woman definitely needs something more substantial than a silicone implant. I’m thinking something more along the lines of a sub sandwich and a strong cup of coffee. :laugh

Mallory, afraid she wouldn’t be getting any alone time with Brad, decides to don her bikini and jump in the pool. Now for me personally, I’d like to see Morgan in the pool because I bet with those webbed feet of hers, she could zip across the length of the pool in record time.

Too frickin funny Rosekid! This is always something I look forward to each week. :biglove

Because after all, being a muscular, handsome, wealthy, seemingly intelligent man is just not a turn-on unless he’s on television, am I right, ladies? Riiiight.

I think Chris is smitten by Brad because he keeps slyly checking out Brad’s physique, and mentions Brad’s bankroll again.

As Juli walks up to Brad, it’s obvious her girls have a mind of their own because they’re flinging around at will under her low-necked halter dress. She introduces herself as “Juli without an 'e,'” and he answers that he’s Brad with a 'd.' Of course his name has a 'd,' otherwise he’d be 'bra.' You know…like what Juli should be wearing to keep the girls under control.