Bullet-proof '90s-style stunners

Because only David Caruso can pull off those other shades, check out Pit Viper Sunglasses: awesomely ostentatious, military-grade sunnies "built to make your every move seem like that of a Greek god"

Sporting hand-painted, '90s-esque frames, each pair's lenses are not only powerful enough to protect your peepers from both sun and lasers, but're also capable of stopping a freakin' bullet in case someone goes Superman Returns on you