Wednesday, March 23, 2011

...the fact that when you are leaving a NYC subway during the morning commute and it's pretty packed, as it always is, and you're literally a little sardine, and you're walking up the stairs to the street single file the person in front of you's ass is just INCHES FROM YOUR FACE!!!! Now I can't stop examining the person walking in front me and stopping myself from forming the mental image of my face a mere few inches from their bare naked ass! It's really gross. Think about it.

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That's why I stand behind the 20 something ladies that get off at my station and do the same. I'm sure if I walk behind a dude like that, he'd probably fart. I've seen it happen and NOT from personal experience.

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