Pouty, plump, and perky lips are lovely. Unfortunately, not all of us are blessed with such coveted kissers, and in that case, a little shot of collagen may be just the answer. But as we all know, Hollywood doesn't really know how to do little.

Therefore, Tinseltown is filled with legions of fish-faced celebrities sporting lips so large, they are frightening. We're not talking the Steven Tylers of the world who were just blessed with such largess of lips, but rather those whose puckers are magically (and obviously) artificially inflated. Here are five of Hollywood's most hideous and huge sets of lips.

Lindsay Lohan

At least her look is consistent -- fake all the way from her extension-clad head to the tan on her toes. Her inflated lips are like a huge exclamation point in the middle. Her whole family seems in on the action with little sister Ali Lohan sporting a new plumped up pair too.

Megan Fox

She claims to have never used Botox, and she can wiggle her forehead all she wants, but there's no doubt those lips are packing some artificial punch.

Adrienne Maloof

There are plenty of Real Housewives that could make this list, but the lips of Adrienne Maloof of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are especially noteworthy. Seeing as how her husband is a plastic surgeon, it's likely pretty easy for her to get plumped on demand -- dangerous.

Octomom

Clearly one of her biggest problems in life is knowing when to say when. Whether her lips are a result of injections or actual implants, I'm not sure, but all I can think of when I look at her with all those children following is a duck. Quack.

Meg Ryan

Poor Meg. Remember when she was America's sweetheart? Now no horrible plastic surgery story would be complete without her face on it. And with lips like this, it wouldn't be right to leave her off of this one either.

Which celebrities would you add to this list of Hollywood's worst lip jobs?