Movie PlotMachete aka Мачете is the movie based on he fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles. Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his holy brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.Movie InfoDirectors...... : Ethan Maniquis, Robert RodriguezWriters......... : Robert Rodriguez, Álvaro RodríguezRelease......... : 3 September 2010 (USA)Genres.......... : Action, Comedy, Crime, ThrillerRuntime....... : 105 minCast............... : Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez