"Working Class Hero"

"Vigilant Hero"

The Lyrics

Batman's mom was killed when he was still smalland Spiderman was bit by something that crawledWolverine has no emotion at allA Vigilant Hero is so tough to beA Vigilant Hero is on my T.V.

Some wear little masks and use fancy toolsThey don't play things nicely or follow cops' rulesThey never seem lazy and most make girls droolA Vigilant Hero's what I want to beThey get all the girls, the guys and idol'try

Sure they're tortured and feared in the bad guys huge lairsbut they always get out and their lives are all sparedSome even have sidekicks who stay with them for yearsA Masked-Super Hero's the job that's for meI could be Storm, Cyclops or shoot at zombies

They have such long lists of friends and enemiesJust look at Superman, his tights are so itchyCan't tell how they hide cause they sure don't fool mePerhaps this hero things not what I should beDon't want to be hunted by Poison Ivy

They're strong and they fly and they try not to killSome have a dark side, but we all like them stillThey live in big cities where bad guys are illA Vigilant Hero must get so angryLiving in secret can't be so happyThey won't get a job doing deliveryA Caped-masked-bulk hero must be hell to beA Vigilant Hero is cool but scaryA Vigilant Hero is not what to be

If you want to be a hero, You should go get seenBy a doctor, physician, just go get help please

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I don't know what superheroes get the guys.... Can't recall any gay superheroes unless I'm mistaken because I'm sure there are some. I mean Batman and Robin had some undertones but I thought they were just good buddies.

Nothing below average about this parody Below Average Dave. In fact it's way above average! 5,5,5! Wish I had the same luck you have with my songs, I've voted & commented for a lot of you people, but the favor is not returned. Pretty soon I will have no choice but to stop commenting and voting until I start receiving some V's and/or C's for my songs... :-(

Wild Child: I don't believe I'd seen a comment before and hadn't seen your name, your song choices are very interesting, love that you took on Walking Contradiction--a Green Day song that never got the attention it deserved by radio outlets--I left a comment there, thank you for your comment, and I'm very sorry to hear about your struggles with getting commentary, because you are pretty creative from what I read in the one parody I had a chance to read. . .you have one new fan today!

(ABC5) A little iffy on the pacing, but maybe that's just my version of the song (it's an "amended album version" whatever that means). Still, great parody, great message, just...all around greatness. To the 555-Cave!

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