You find me offensive? I find you offensiveFor finding me offensiveHence if I should draw a line on any fencesIf so to what extense ifAny, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say that I cause extensivePshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,Far at other people's expensesI say your all just too god damn sensitiveIt's censorshipAnd it's down right blasphomousListen to shit now cause I won't stand for thisAnd Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to meI even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgeratorRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterI feel like it's my fault cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed Super---manAnd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guyKryptonite: The Green Chronic

Chorus:Cause I ain't got no legs!Or no brain, nice to meet youHi, my name is...I forgot my name!My name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....Rain Man

Now in the Bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,Have homosexual sexUnless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course, it's intercourseAnd it's bi-sexual sexWhich isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before, during or after peforming the act of that whichIs normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today's kidsIn a more derogatory way butWho's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?Let's ask Dr. DreDr. Dre? (What up?)I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)But, ut! I ain't done yetIn football the quarterback yells out hutt-huttWhile he reaches in another grown man's assGrabs on his nuts but just what ifIt was never meant it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don't mean to go in into any more details butWhat if he pictured it as a females butt?Is that gay? I just need to clear things upTil then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

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You find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit, this is the same verse I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defencesesMy spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whip ass canisterGod damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I'm good atI am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green ChronicDemonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on itI got it, high five Nick LacheyStuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked awayAnd she blew around the room like a balloon-aGrabbed the last can of chicken tunaOut the trash can and screw myHead is straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhichAnd I don't gotta make no god damn senseI just did a whole song and I didn't say shit