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Friday, May 19, 2006

A GREAT IRONY

The green zone is a terrible place. You can’t get a good cell phone connection here... I have important calls to make. This morning I have an idea for a wonderful song and wish to contact an agent. Will directory assistance have a number for Pink? I am thinking she would like to sing it for me, but I cannot get enough bars to make the call.

It is a great irony of my life that the only place my cell phone won’t work is in my cell.

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