Even better, Christine O'Donnell accused George Bush the First of violating the Constitution — "No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States" — when he named William J. Bennett "drug czar."

(Actually Christine O'Donnell accused Barack Obama of violating the Constitution, but we all know that Republican presidents are mysteriously redacted from the historical record when they did exactly the same things. See, e.g., Ronald Reagan's first-term job approval ratings, which dipped as low as 41%, according to Gallup.)