As a "Young Person" who aspires to bring a sense of "flair" to his wardrobe, I own a bunch of colorful sneakers. Some of them are Air Jordans, though I find that Air Jordans generally give little bang for their buck. They're boxy and limited in their palettes. Elephant print is about as adventurous as they get. If you're with Nike—and perhaps you shouldn't be—you're better off with Air Force Ones. That's what I think, anyway.

Warren Sapp doesn't really agree, judging by what's in his court-ordered eBay lot of 215 pairs of sneakers. QBKilla filed for bankruptcy back in April, and he's ditching his assets in an orderly fashion. From what we can discern, the shoes he's hawking are primarily Air Jordans. Some are, despite what I've written above, very sharp! And all look to be in good condition. But they are all exclusively size 15. So have fun with that. You have eight hours left to bid, and a reserve to meet.