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Before anyone votes for him they have to consider quite a few things. I have never heard NIP say that he wasnt a terrorist. We have no idea if he was even born in America. He has never denounced rape or murder even once. What was his GPA in college? Did he excel at athletics but do not include cheer leading. Does he drink beer, if he doesnt, is he muslim? Has he ever said he isnt muslim?

Also, I dont even think I should need to call dibs on Josh. If you doubt my credentials, you can check out my website, lemonlyman.com

NIP is a bastard. He doesn’t even know who his real father is. What else don’t we know about NIP? Gonzo is a cool guy. His dad is a powerful executive, working for this man. The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn’t matter... in the dark.

NIP is a bastard. He doesnít even know who his real father is. What else donít we know about NIP? Gonzo is a cool guy. His dad is a powerful executive, working for this man. The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesnít matter... in the dark.