For an armed robbery, I would use ice skates. They make very dangerous weapons. Especially if you are limber enough to perform a high kick to the face. And there's nothing quite like skating a figure "8" into the floor with figure skates to let them know who's boss. The RCMP will call it an 8 crime.

Of course, if you are freakishly large gang of Scotsmen, it would be very Scottish-Canadian to rob stores with curling stones (cabers are too long to get through the doors but a four foot or six foot piece of cord wood could be useful).

Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.