Geoffrey's got a nice new suit, he bought it yesterdayTen pounds in an Oxfam shop near Hammersmith BroadwayAll the kids admire him, Geoffrey is the faceGeoffrey is that kind of guyWho always gets away with that sort of things

Geoffrey shops at Safeways, it's got everything he wantsHe fills up his pockets with baked beans and blancmangeAnd all the girls at the tills smile at GeoffreyHe's that kind of guyWho gets away with that sort of things

Just like Geoffrey IngramGeoffrey always gets home as it starts to rain

Me an Geoff got to a Jam gig, we got there too lateThe Marquee was sold out and it was only five past eightBut Geoffrey got us on the guest list please don't ask me howGeoffrey is that kind of guyWho always gets away with that sort of things