Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma

The highly anticipated iPhone 6, or “new” iPhone, or whatever it will be called, may be available in more than just a variety of colors. It is widely expected that we will have a couple different sizes of iPhones to choose from two.

For the Apple faithful, this is going to become the epitome of high-class problems as they begin to tackle the glaring challenge presented to them: Which iPhone to buy?

This is sure to be “bigger” in a way that only Apple can communicate. Perhaps a “bigger different,” or, “a new bigger.” That might work for a single product, but for two? We can envision the tension now. In fact, Samsung is certain to have a barrage of ads at the ready as soon as we see the announcements of new iPhone or iPhones.

Humor involves risk. Not everyone is going to see the laughs, especially in a message forum. But the risk makes it fun and gives it a thrill as well. And when someone gets it, I mean really gets it, then it's all worthwhile.

I'm a MA (Master at Arms) E6 rank in the Navy. After scoring a 96 on my ASVAB test, many have constantly insisted on wanting to me join the Nuclear Program as either an ET, MM, or EM (electronics technician, machinist mate, and electricians mate).

I wanted to become an ET, which takes care of all the computer related aspects of maintaining and operating the ships nuclear reactor. Being that this is a very stressful job, it was something I was not interested in at the time. Master at Arms was my real interest and my intentions from the day I was interested in joining the NAVY. Once I get out in several years, I'll be on the road to becoming a detective or a federal agent (hopefully).

Next time you walk around laughing at people because of what their job is, take a second thought and think about it first. Apply to the Army and become a grunt, or a "real soldier". They need more bone heads like you… /s/

P.S. I bet my left arm and right leg you couldn't even score higher than a 13 on the ASVAB test if you tried.

"I wanted to become an ET, which takes care of all the computer related aspects of maintaining and operating the ships nuclear reactor. Being that this is a very stressful job, it was something I was not interested in at the time."

So in other words, you couldn't hack it being a real soldier. :)

(P.S. I scored a 98 on the ASVAB, but have never been interested in the military.)

freaking pathetic doggie,a few users opinion doesn't represent the whole community thoughts
few months ago there are freaking numbers of android fans attacking the 64 bit cpu architecture,yet now 64 bits becoming an inevitable progression.
finger print sensors were seen as gimmick by many android fans at that time,now they embrace the half baked S-fingerprint sensor on S5
try see things from both side,any fanatic fans,be it android or apple,are craps.

Hilariously, it was Apple fans who first dismissed fingerprint scanners as gimmicks...when the Motorola Atrix, an Android phone, debuted with one back in early 2011.

Also, there's still no real point to 64 bit processors until smartphones hit 4 gigs of RAM, which hasn't happened yet and likely won't happen until next year. Furthermore, when it does it won't help all the current phones that have 3 gigs of RAM or less. So that's at least two generations of iPhones upon which 64 bit processors are wasted.

If you think that 4gigs is the only reason for 64bit then you sir need a computer science class or two. The things it can do, regardless of mem size, is by far better than any 32bit version comparable.

4gigs was for desktop/servers that needed access to lots and lots of data on ram.

You're mighty defensive there. I recognize that you didn't throw the first punches, but yeah, there's blood on both sides. Both sides are full of idiots. And like it or not, they represent a good chunk of the Android and iOS community.

this is only your assumption, we have plenty of options and we know how to analyze before buying unlike iboys who just jump out of the bed and directly stand up in queue to buy iphone... even they dont bother that they forget to put on their pents after jumping out of the bed

You are moron if you go to 2 years contract. If you can afford to buy by cash why not. Unless if your budgeting you money, than you have no choice than to get 2 years contract. Here in the Philippines, it is NOT easy to get Post-Paid or Plan like that. To many requirement needed before you can get 1 or 2 years contract for mobile.

Anyway, it because you cannot afford to by in cash, yes you better go to your carrier and get 2 years contract and don't argue here or to yourself.

Buy Samsung phones because they have SD card , 3 GB RAM with Octa Core processor and try to compare with the Dual Core and see which is faster in web browsing, don't lag much and etc.

Wow, been awhile since I heard the elitist "You're mad because you can't afford it" accusation. The problem with your logic is, here in the US, the bigger carriers don't discount the price of the plan if you buy full retail. So unless there is another reason to buy full price (like being on a legacy unlimited data plan or having a discontinued promo), what logic is there to buy full retail? If the plan cost is the same either way, there's zero benefit.

Until all carriers here in the US offer a discount if you buy full retail, the subsidized plan model will continue to exist.

aba71983, I never said I buy phone every 2 yrs. I've had same phone for 3 yrs. now. Only get new phone when one is good enough to get and apple won't ever make my list agian. I personally think they suck and just can't keep up on technology. Just last year when they came out with LTE. Really? Yea, they are phones for people like you. Like I said, Morons.

Don't take seriously about what I said but that is true. So what if they just implement the LTE last year. As far as I can see, there are most popular the LTE for Apple compared to Samsung and other android phones.

Did you clean and clear your RAM after you send reply here. Don't forget so that you have enough RAM, ok!

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