Lindsay Lohan Posing Nude For Playboy

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.

$750,000 for Lindsay Lohan?! How senile is Hugh Hefner getting over there? He’s probably letting woman with real tits live in the mansion at this point. It’s goddamn anarchy! Well, now that we know how Lindsay planned to eventually pay her lawyer because that one was bugging me, it’s nice to see her dad commemorated this day by reminding everyone how he’s one half the blame for the freckle-FUBAR that’s Lindsay’s life:

Tampa Police arrested Lindsay Lohan’s dad at 1:10AM ET after they responded to reports of a fight between Michael and a live-in girlfriend. Law enforcement sources confirm it was Lohan’s on again-off again GF Kate Major.
Now this part is classic Lohan: We’re told Michael complained of chest pains when he was taken into custody — so police took him to a hospital. We’re told Michael was treated, and then was attempting to slip out of the hospital on his own — until an officer spotted him, hauled him down to jail and booked him for the alleged domestic violence.

Michael Lohan faked a heart attack and then tried to escape from the hospital? Jesus Christ, they’re like a family of shitty supervillains. If someone checked in with Dina right now, she’s probably trying to rob a bank with a shrinking ray.

UPDATE: So Michael is Mel Gibson now. This was supposed to Lindsay’s special day!