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Thank God you wrote this. This is called Twit-ter? Yeah, I've never heard of Twiller, Twibber?

Twitter is a social networking and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read messages known as tweets. Tweets are text-based posts of up to 140 characters displayed on the author's profile page and delivered to the author's subscribers who are known as followers.

Thank God you wrote this. This is called Twit-ter? Yeah, I've never heard of Twiller, Twibber?

It seemed like a rather empty post without some filler bullshit copy pasted from wiki....

I found Thistle, Ceiling, Wig, Corn, Shag, and Ho. Pepper is saying that you're so poor that your ceiling is rudely fashioned out of plants, and that you can only afford hos who have wigs and you have to feed them corn.

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