A self-described "champion of the common man", Henry Henry first made contact with civilization when he wandered out of the Mojave Desert at age six. Rescued by a group of disgruntled postal workers, he quickly found employment as a human cannonball by forging working papers and a birth certificate at "Smith's Circus of Mediocrity". After a terrible accident where he broke both femurs, three ribs, and his skull, he decided to get his life on track and apply to college. While in college, he spent summers in Africa trying to teach zebras how to play baseball. His efforts were unsuccessful. His current hobbies are swimming, watching movies, playing basketball, and digging holes in his backyard trying to find that cash that he swore he buried somewhere back there.