Captain Needs a Hobby is the name of a song that plays in the episode "Captain Hook's New Hobby" where Captain Hook asks Mama Hook and his crew to find a good hobby for him to do when Mama Hook tells James that if he gets an actual hobby, he might find treasure faster.

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Both: Our captain needs a hobbySharky: A pirate pastime just for himBones: That he wouldn't be so crankySharky: Let's try a few and see what sticksSharky: Why not try collecting stampsBones: Or learn some pirate polka danceSharky: Tying knotsBones: Climbing rocksSharky: Or maybe yodel-aingCaptain Hook: (talking normal) Yodel-a-i-oo!Both: Captain needs a hobbySharky: Build a ship inside a bottleBones: Maybe or a fashion modelBoth: Captain needs a hobbyBones: Jogging, hiking, mountain-bikingSharky: Why not dress up like a Viking.Bones: He could juggle cannonballsSharky: In a barrel over never fallsBones: There'll be a piraty hobbyBoth: Just for you