People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive: Dudes Lying Down Looking Up at You

People magazine has almost gifted us with their annual list of YOUR ONE OPPORTUNITY TO OBJECTIFY MEN THIS YEAR. Usually it’s pretty boring and predictable and I’m sure that when the issue finally drops, no surprises will be included. However, as I was looking through the gallery of vanilla beefcake, I noticed a theme:

Dudes Lying Down Looking Up at You.

So take a few minutes to tab through this mini-gallery and think to yourself, “Man, Ryan Reynolds is totally asking for me to subjugate him.”