Be careful what you witch for
(Prue just said she's going out on a date with Dick)
Piper: But you don't need Dick!
(everybody smiles)
Piper: What I mean is you don't need to...

Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.

Blinded by the Whitelighter
Prue: Why do I have to carry the poisonous snake?
Piper: Because you're the oldest.
Prue: So?
Piper: So you've lived a full life. Animal pragmatism
Piper: Wyatt?
Phoebe: What is he doing? Why is he doing that?
Piper: Apparently, he's trying to scare away all of my dates. You little runt. Did your father teach you that?

Soul sister
Chris: No, no, no. I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.

Spin city
Paige: Okay, we need a plan.
Piper: Okay, here it is. We go home, we vomit...

The importance of being Phoebe
Phoebe: What about water birth? Can we do that at home?
Eve: Sure, we can rent a tub.
Piper: What am I, a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish.

Centennial Charmed
Piper: I don't know but don't panic, okay, we'll wrap up here and we'll go home and panic.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.

My own little Charmed pageGeneral: Lord Rahl? Darken Rahl: You served me well in life, General. It is my hope that you would do the same for the Keeper, now that you are dead.
G: I don't understand. DR: It's quite simple. The Keeper of the Underworld wants to make you an offer.