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"Dogbert! Come here! I've done it!"
"I created a mathematical proof of the existence of God!"
"Give it to me."
"This is a job for the world's smartest garbage man."
"What can I do for you, Dogbert?"
"Check this math."
"Clever...but he transposed some variables. This proves the existence of his dog."
"Now we know YOU exist and I must exist because 'I think, therefore I am'."
"But since Dilbert wasn't thinking when he made his error, there's no proof that HE exists."
"Hey!"
"Did you just hear something, Dogbert?"
"There's no way to be sure."

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"In addition to my current duties, I'll be managing the marketing group."
"The marketing job opened because the previous manager got run down in the parking lot."
"When they needed a good manager, they knew where to look."
"Under your bumper?"

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"I've never managed marketing people before. But a good manager can manage anything."
"So...I order you to go do marketing things...like segmenting and focus groups..."
"And keep focusing and segmenting until we dominate the industry!!!"
"Well, I'm motivated."

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"I brought Dilbert, in case you have any technical questions about our product."
"Heh-heh...engineers don't know how to lie. The truth will be mine."
"Uh-oh."
"Ted said your product is bug-free. Is that true Dilbert?"
"Well, yes, that's true."
"I mean, basically true. Technicaly true. Sort of."
"No-o-o!! It's a lie! All the bugs were reclassified as security features just to make the ship date!!"
"And we both think you could be attractive if you'd just do SOMETHING with your hair."
"Why did I bring you along?"
"The evidence suggests that you're stupid."