Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludesby saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident""OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" Hisstaff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as thepresident sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"