Caminante NocturnoSure, it may seem grand and wonderful, until you realize just how many of these competitors are using performance-enhancing drugs.

Those guys you see walking around in lab coats are testing everyone to see if they're clean. Each of them are packing. You don't want to be unarmed in a fight with a strung-out Pokémon master.

RomancingTrainAnd I bet their Pokemon are pumped full of illegal rare candies and carbos.

Longshot-My stars are going to my wonderful teen memories of the very first pokemon game when it hit store shelves. I still remember the TV ads with Pokemon cramming into a school bus and thinking to myself, "That's an odd game."
I can still remember winning my first copy of Pokemon Red from the place I worked at a week after it's release. Those early days of Pokemon were great until the cartoons, the cards, the toys and the clothing showed up a few months later and it went from being a great new Game Boy game, to something only intended for children.