Those French Maids are really the maintenance boyz in disguise, don't tell the guys, since we are filming this, we want to capture the look of surprize as they all fall down at the sight of such manly men in French Aprons and nothing else._________________Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance.

Those French Maids are really the maintenance boyz in disguise, don't tell the guys, since we are filming this, we want to capture the look of surprize as they all fall down at the sight of such manly men in French Aprons and nothing else.

Are you sure about that,. our maids even help us with our internet connections when we need "support"

That broom will not get you any supper said Michelle as Alpha runs in with Ruiz in tow, trying to get Lady Randy and Michelle's attention. Look'e here what was trying to escape with what he thought was a Franch Maid. Jammy and Daggs are dressing in full French Suits and trying to confuse the other house guest.

This will not work, take Ruiz and show him the door and make sure you search his pockets for any lifted items or bulges._________________Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance.

Sir Brian stands in amazement as the "maintenance" guys appeart to take exception to the the fact the the French maids appear to know more about Web cams than they do.

Seeing that things could get ugly. he shoes the "maintenance" guys away and slams the door. looking for a beer he decides on the Bishops Finger, opens the bottle, sits down in the Armchair and takes a swig of beer.

Ahhh!, that's more like it....._________________Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!

Alpha, we can't get rid of Ruiz! Have you tasted his salami linguini parmegiano yet? Heavenly.
I just wish he wasn't so... .
He won't cause any problems now. I think he was just overcome by the sight of Jams and Dags in their French suits.

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

Hollywood actor Tom Cruise has played down reports that he plans to eat the placenta of his new baby.
The War of the Worlds star was quoted in GQ magazine saying he thought the placenta and umbilical cord would be "very nutritious".

But in a subsequent interview with Diane Sawyer on US television, he made light of the comments.

"Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."

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Not sure... Found some links on his original comment, and then his going back on it... From what I have done, the baby was born. Now, if he did go ahead with such a bizarre thing, then this video of Darth Cruise channeling into the powers of the mother ship might be a fitting responce to something so bizarre and disgusting

Jamster takes out the camera with an AK47, along with a good portion of the ceiling. He blows the smoke off of the end of the gun barrel, like he saw in a movie once, but (still woozy from all the Reddi Wip) bumps the trigger and is nearly deafened by the blast, and by the bullet streaking just past his pumpkin head._________________9.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Brian shrugs and finishes off the last bit of pie before having another swig of his brew. Nice drop that one, he thinks and wonders whether he should go and investigate the loud noise he heard coming from the hot tub room. Naah. He finishes his beer off and heads for the fridge to get another one.

Bang! Crash! Kaboom! Jammy looks up through the hole in the ceiling as the thunder reverberates through the building and makes the windows rattle, and big heavy raindrops start to hit him on the head. He jumps out of the hot tub as the rain starts to pour through the huge hole in the roof. (He doesn't want to get wet.)

Luckily for him, there is nobody sitting at the screen in the girls room because he knocked out the obsolete camera 10 instead of camera 3._________________My brain hurts.Jammy's Brain Donor.

Saw a nasty bit on HBO about somebody making pate' out of just that material.

Jamster, Still Armed, hungover and dangerous, (and excited by the loud noise and destruction he caused) weaves his way though the Boys room complex, determined once and for all to get rid of that bear._________________9.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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