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YOUR
LITTLE
MIDGET HUBBY IS FUNNY OR DIE HOE.
I WRITE.
MY STORYLINE IS SIMPLE.
I SLEEP WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN.
THE MEN HAVE NO PENISES.
I KILL EVERYONE.
I AM WARRIOR.
I PRIZE MY BIGG PHAT PENIS.
YOUR MOMMA WITH ME.
THIS IS JOSEPH.
Bragging rights
MY BIGG PHAT PENIS.
"WHAT YOUR MOMMA KNOW!"

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LOOK IF YOU MAY
IF YOU FIND ANYTHING GOOD
POST IT SOMEWHERE!
and
THEN
SEND YOUR GIRL OVER -IGGA.
LOL

THESE ARE RAW NOTES.

HIT HTML
ANYWHERE THAT YOU LIKE TO BLOG POST

and SEE WHAT I WAS WRITING
I DID LEAVE SOME IN THERE AFTER-ALL HOE.
LOL

I HAD TO DELETE ALL OF THE HTML CODE
ALONG WITH JAVASCRIPT
IT WOULD NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU NIGGA
DONT EVEN START SOMETHING
THAT YOU NEVER CAN FINISH.

http://qikpad.co.uk/p/JOEYALIZIOJR-NOTES-OF-MESSINESS-JUNE-9-2013

WRITING IS DEAD. PERFECT FOR ME.
I WILL JUST "KILL IT!"
THEN.
MY FORMAT SUCKS I WRITE WITH CAPS.
26,000 WORDS I WRITE
WHILE I AM SITTING AROUND
and AGAIN! LOL
and
AGAIN! LOL
BE COOL.
DO YOUR BEST
DONT PUT ME TO SLEEP
UNLESS I AM WIDE AWAKE HOE!

- HO HUM LETS GET IT ON
WITH OUR WRITING TRICKY!

TODAY.
"I DID FOLLOW YOU
and YOU DISAPPOINTED ME"

TODAY - COM
YOU
GOD-DAMNED PHUCKING IDIOTS.

YES "BRODY" IS A GREAT NAME
FOR A MOUTHY LITTLE ASsSHOLE

ILL MEET TEN OF THEM THIS WEEK NOW.
ALL DOVER WELFARE
NEW HAMPSHIRE MARATHON RUNNERS.

"HEY WADDAYA
WANT FROM ME? I JUST WOKE UP"

COINCIDENCE.
IT WAS IN MY DREAM ONE MINUTE AGO.

VON PEEPLES.
SHE HAD EVERY FUCKING NAME
IN THE BOOK AT ONE TIME.
JUST TO AVOID
PAYING ME ALIMONY. "THATS MY STORY"

LOL.

"JUST IN CASE
WE WERE EVER MARRIED!"

SHE WOULD TELL PEOPLE.

ME: "ILL BE DATING YOUR DAUGHTER BIiTCH"

"HONEY YOUR 'MOMMY LOVES'
WAS A PROSTITUTE WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER"
WHATS WORSE.
SHE IS SO BORING!
GOOD FUCKING LUCK HOE.

"HO HUM!
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PROSTITUTION"

ZZZZZZZZ

"MOMMY IS BI FUCKING POLAR
IS MORE LIKE IT
'EVERY ASSHOLE NAME THAT I CANNOT STAND'.."

MOMMY FUCKING WACKO LAST TIME I KNEW.

NAMING YOUR 'FAKE' CHILDREN
LITTLE ASSHOLE NAMES: PRICELESS.

"and THEN JOE HAS
TO MEET THESE IDIOTS ALL DAY LONG"

"OH DID HE JUST SLEEP
WITH ALL OF MY WIVES?
CUT HIS
TINY LITTLE DICK OFF IS WHAT ILL DO"

I NAME THEM MYSELF HALF OF THE TIME.

THEY WANTED TO SUE ME
FOR CALLING THIS
BRODiiEE DUDE A LITTLE FAYYGOTT.
I WAS LIKE:
"YOU MIGHT WANT
TO LOOK INTO THE REST OF THE SCENE"

TO SEE
HOW MUCH 'MORE' MONEY YOU CAN GET.
LOL.

FAKE CHILDREN. COINCIDENCE I TOLD YOU.

"GET THIS LITTLE -IGGA OFF OF MY DICK!"
WAS PROBABLY
A BETTER 'SUE-ABLE' QUOTE.

I STRAIGHT PUNCHED HIM
TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ME.

LITTLE FUCKING
RETARD WITH A CRASH HELMET.

"OH HERE COMES
BII-POLO 'BEAR' TO KILL ME AGAIN"

CRAZY BAREFOOT MOMMY.

"OH THIS IS GREAT.
NOW THEY 'ALL' THINK THAT
THEY ARE SICILIAN MAFIOSA"

I FLIPPED OUT HOE.

"YOU ARE
JEWISH. SHUT UR LITTLE TRIGGAS DOWN!"

MOMMY WACKO.

THEY WERE LIVING IN MY HOUSE.

"OKAY THEN WHEN I SHOW UP
DONT BE TOO SURPRISED HOE"

CLICK! LOUD PHONE HANG UP.

OZZY NEW BOURNE PROBLEMAS.

MY HOUSE.
THATS A FAKE FUCKING OZZY.

I OWN THE PLACE HOE.

"LETS
SLEEP TOGETHER AT LEAST SHARA NANA"

they will tell you:
"JOE WILL SLEEP WITH YOU AT LEAST.
OH ME I AM 'BI POLAR'
IT MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UP IN SICILIAN"

"SHUUUUT THE FUCK UP!"
and THEN I AM THINKING
"DID I SLEEP WITH HER YET?"

TO MYSELF.

"PHILIP and MATHEW and PATRICK BUSH
WILL ALL TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LIKE
THEIR NAMES"

FUCKING WITH
MY CHRISTINA -IGGA. DO NOT PASS GO.

I WAS BANGING HER
IN THE LADIES ROOM
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.

LITTLE NIGG NOGG "PHILIP" "PATRICK"
WONT SHUT
THE FUCK UP OUT IN THE MEETING AREA.

"SOUTHSIDE WE RIDE"
WHEN YOU
HEAR ME
SAY THAT: "HOE..THINK ABOUT IT"

HOUSTON TEXAS.

GOD SAID IT and SATAN
NODDED HIS HEAD:

"OH DOES HE?
CRAZY JOE HATES PEOPLE?
HOW
STRANGE and JUST HOW SURPRISING"

MY SICILIAN TEAM.
WE SAY FUNNY SHITTE.

WE KNOW THE FUCKING ANSWER.

THERE IS LIKE LESS THAN ONE.

"FIRST LOOK 'INTO'
JUST HOW MANY BRODYS...

...THERE
ARE ON GODS GREEN EARTH....HOE"

WHEN
CRAZY JOEY GALLO SAYS:
"WRONG BRODY BiITCH!"
it is then
THAT YOU 'WILL' LISTEN.

THEY DID GET SCARED
FOR A MINUTE OR A LIFETIME.

NOW I AM A GENIUS.

PERFECT.

I AM 'BROKE'
ON SOCIAL SECURITY
ON THE INSANITY PLEA.

LOL.

JOEY A.

http://www.jottit.com/z7y7x/joeyaliziojr-june-10-2013

COUNT THE NUMBERS UP HOE.

http://www.jottit.com/z7y7x/joeyaliziojr-june-10-2013-46

I AM SO 'EXECUTIVE'
I WANT TO
SELL MY VACATIONES TIME
TO LITTLE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE.

https://joeyalizioxxx.jottit.com
THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST WAY
TO SEE MY BIGG WORLD WRITING.
THIS BEING
OUT OF MERELY ONE NOTEBOOK HOE.

SCREENSHOT IT.
ONE HUGE PAGE!
IT IS FUNNY.

GEORGEY W. BUSH HIMSELF
JUST RELEASED THIS STATEMENT:

"BLACK PEOPLE ROB PEOPLE"

THANKS GEORGEY!
IT IS ALL
OVER YOUR FAKE NEWS AGAIN

GEORGEY BUSH SAYS:
"JOE STARTED
A COASTAL 'BEEF'..RACES WAR!"

YES.
FROM THE WALMART SOMERSWORTH
SIDE OF TOWN
TO BURGER KING GEORGEY!
DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE.

LOL.

YOU PHUCKING IDIOT!

"IM ALL UP
and IN
WENDYS HOT N JUICY GEORGEY"

LET THE 'BEEF' WAR BEGIN HOE.

OH HERE COMES
FIVE FAKE 'WENDYS' TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

YOU PHUCKING IDIOT YOU.

GEORGEY BUSH
PLAYS OFF OF EVERY SINGLE THING
THAT I EVER SAY.
FOR .45 YEARS OF MY LIFE NOW.

"THIS GUY HAS NO BRAIN OF HIS OWN FOLKS"

53,172 TWEETS.
TWITTER TALK.
I HAVENT 'TRENDED' ONCE.
MY NAME
IS THE NUMBER ONE
MOST
SPOKEN NAME UPON ON EARTH.

YOUR DOWN LOW.

PHUCK OFF TO YOU.

POP SECRET
IS MORE LIKE IT HOE.
"POPS SECRET"

GEORGEY W. BUSH REFERENCE
FROM
ALL OF THE LITTLE ASsSHOLES.

'BIG JOE BULLETS'
THE ONLY MISSION
THAT THE GUY
EVER HAD WAS TO KILL ME.

THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAW.

'HIS' IDENTITY NEVER TO BE REVEALED

SO JEALOUS.
I HAVE NO WAY TO EXPRESS
HOW
LONELY YOU SHALL BE IN THE END.
BLOCKING ME OFF
FROM MY LIFE FOR SO LONG.

FACE CREAMS
WORK FROM THE OUTSIDE HOE.

YOUR DIET
WORKS AT YOUR GREAT HEALTH

FROM THE INSIDE.
JOSEPH PROVEN.

SKIP THE FANCY PRICEY CREAMS HOE

YOU DONT THINK
THAT I KNOW MORE ABOUT LIFE?
LOOK INTO IT HOE.

I WILL TEAR YOU
FAKE DOCTOR
LOSERS UP ALL DAY LONG.

IT IS ALL A SCAM.

the
NUMBER ONE
REASON CINDY
THAT YOU WERE EXACTLY TIMED OUT.
(TOO SOON PERHAPS)

THERE WERE MANY WOMEN IN PRISON.
SO YOU KNOW I WAS
SLEEPING WITH ALL OF THEM

WHENEVER I GOT MY JOSEPHS MAGIC.

BLONDE DEBBIE ALERTS HOE!
LOL.

MY FAKE CRACK DEALER WIFE
FROM UPTOWN CONGRESS STREET.
I HAD TO KILL HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND
BRINGING HER HOME.
AFTER I KEPT
HER OUT
FOR ALMOST A WEEK STRAIGHT.
WITH ME
IN SOUTH PORTLAND MAINE.

MY PIGG FARM JOB WENT OVER WELL.

I AM EXTREME WELL KNOWN
FOR
BASHING PEOPLE
OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL

I AM A TRUE SICILIAN.

APPARENTLY
THE GEORGE BUSHS
NEVER GOT THE MESSAGES

LOL. THINK ABOUT IT HOE.

PEOPLE
WERE DROPPING LEFT and RIGHT.
I GOT MORE
OF MY FAMOUS GREAT COCAINE IN
AT ONE POINT.
THE WEEKS WERE FLYING BY
FOR A MINUTE THERE.

I TRIED TO
"AUTOMATE" ALL OF YOU NO DOUBT HOE.

DISGUISED AS ALL
OF THOSE COFFEE PACKETS
THAT WERE FOUND EVERYWHERE.

THE PIGG FARM
YOU CAN
DRINK COFEE ALL DAY.

I DRANK LINES OF COCAINE HOE

JOEY ALIZIO JR: MAINE STATE PRISON
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN HOE.

I AM SO OLD PORTLAND MAINE
I REMEMBER THE OLD YOGI BEAR ARCADE
UPPER CONGRESST STREET.
and
THE OLD HOOKER DUNKIN DONUTS
ON CONGRESS1980 1981

BEFORE I EVER
LIVED IN PORTLAND MAINE.
I WAS ALL UP and IN PORTLAND.

PAM DE ANDREA WOULD KNOW THAT.
SHE IS
THE ORIGINAL LESA
WITH SHORT DARK HAIR

YES PAM. WITH RED HIGHLIGHTS.
LOL.
SHE: SITTING HERE IN DOVER NH
FOR FIVE YEARS NOW.
I SLEPT WITH HER
WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE HOE.
LOOK INTO IT.

HER "VERIFYING" OF MY PENIS
WORKED OUT WELL.

I NEVER HEARD
ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT.

STUPID. I WAS VERY TIRED.
NO COCAINE ANYMORE.
WHATEVER HOE.

SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY
SUPPOSED TO VERIFY MY PENIS.

MY "BIGG PHAT PENIS!"

SHE WAS PUT IN
BEFORE 1990 EVEN TO BE HERE.

HER LOOKS GOT BAD IT SEEMED.
SHE DOES
NOT KNOW HER REAL NAME.

DO NOT EVEN BOTHER TO ASK.

JOSEPHS TOP SECRET MAGIC IN PLACE.
SHE IS A LESA AFTER-ALL.

SHE WILL KNOW THINGS
and SHE WILL NOT
KNOW: "A PHUCKING THING"

BACK IN 1990
SHE STILL LOOKED GOOD.

HER and "LITTLE MILLIE!"
I TOOK THEM HOME BACK IN 1990.
THEY
HAVE NO CLUE WHO I AM.

BARTENDER. KIM PARKER JONES TOO.
not from st. john street.
portland maine.
this girl is from manomet massachusetts.
LIGHT BLUE.
POWDER BLUE WINTER JACKET.
WITH WHITE.
I TOOK HER HOME TO HER HOUSE.
IN 1990.
I WAS AMBUSHED.
I WAS NOT HAPPY.
I KNOW
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU 'DUDE'

THEIR PHUCKING...

...EX HUSBAND. IS WHO I AM HOE.
MANY OF A WOMAN
WITH THEIR CRAZY EX NAMED: JOE.

so now i sit there alone with no one.
YOU WISH TO BE DEAD?
I WOULD NOT.
your little fake men:
the
midgets of this earth fucked me over.

CLAIRES GOD-DAMNED SISTERS!
YUP
THE PARKER JONES GIRLS.
MAYBE I THOUGHT TO MYSELF.
hmmm.. TWO BLONDES.
TWO DARK HAIRED GIRLS.
I DO NOT KNOW.

LOL.
CLAIRE:
"JOEY KNOWS EVERYTHING"

I HAVE TO
SAY THINGS LIKE:
"LOOK INTO YOUR LIFE! YOU LITTLE RETARD!"
YOU KNOW I AM TALKING
TO ONE OF
YOU BRAIN DEAD BiITCHES HERE IN DOVER

IM NOT GOING
TO SIT HERE
ALL DAY
LISTENING TO YOUR FAKE STORIES.
YOU and YOUR FAKE NAMES.

EVEN IF
I DID
THAT TO 'ALL' OF YOU MYSELF HOE.

MY MAGIC.
MY JOSEPHS MAGIC.

I AM COOKING THE REST
OF THIS SHITTY MARINATED CHICKEN.

LIKE I SAID : "IN THE PAN..IT SUCKS!"
LOL
I HAVE
ONIONS
and PEPPERS ALREADY COOKED TOO

YOUR STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
THINKS
THAT I DONT NEED FOOD STAMPS.

I SAY PLAY
IT LEGALLY YOU DEAD PHUCKING -IGGAS.

YOU ARE SO
DEAD FOR
THIS FEDERALLY OFFENSIVE SHITTE.

HOME SECURITY CRANK CALL:
ONE MINUTE AGO.

NO I AM NOT THE HOMEOWNER

YOU SMARTASS YOU.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

THE WORST CHICKEN EVER.
THE FIRST PIECE OF CHICKEN
WENT RIGHT
OFF OF MY PLATE ONTO THE FLOOR.
WHEN I RUN OUT
OF MONEY
FOR FOOD FOR THE MONTH...

...IT WILL BE "NOTHING BUT
ONE GALLON
OF WATER LUNCHEON BUFFETS"

ONE DASH SOY SAUCE
ONE DASH
GINGER FOR ASIAN SPECIALTY DRINKS.

I POSTED MY PHOTOGRAPHY
OF MY DENIAL NOTICE.

IS KUNTED FACE STILL
RUNNING HIS 1970'S MOUTH

ABOUT WHAT
HE KNOWS ABOUT LIFE STILL?

ITS ONLINE...

...FACEBOOK HAS IT.
I HAVE MANY COPIES HOE.

WITH BLOOD DROPS ON THE PICTURE.

THIS GUY LIES SO BAD
HIS WIFE WANTS
TO SEE HIM gRAPED IN PRISON.

GOOGLE PLUS
HAS ALL OF MY PHOTOGRAPHY AS WELL.
ANIMATIONES INCLUDED.

CHECK
GOOGLE PLUS
FOR REAL TALENT HOE.

ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
I HAD A FEW WORDS
TO SAY ABOUT:
"WHAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO FOR ME"

NOTHING
THAT I DID
NOT MAKE YOU DO 'BUDDY'

USING MY JOSEPHS MAGIC

HEY
DEAD PEOPLE: "JUST SHUT THE PHUCK UP!"

HOW COULD: "LITTLE KUNT FACE"
BE SO GOOD IF THAT
WHAT ALL OF YOU EVEN CALL 'HIM!?'.."..
LOL

THE
"NO ONE WILL KNOW ITS ME GUY.
HE: NEVER LEAVING ME ALONE.
I KNOW ITS YOU.
YOU WERE KILLED DUDE.
YOU ARE
YOU and YOU ARE NOT YOU 'AS' ALIVE"

moving on.

i didnt die
on the guys birthday again this year.

so i must be such
a disappointment to all of you.

fucking losers.

i will BRB

HAVE YOU HEARD
ABOUT THIS JOSEPHS MAGIC
ONGOING RUMOR MYTH?

"EVERYTIME
THAT CHUCKIE GOES TO KISS ME.
I DRINK JOSEPHS URINE...

... and HAVE A HUGE
JOSEPH 'IN THOUGHTS' ORGASM!"

SIGNED
ERIN 'GO BRA-LESS' MURPHY HOE!

INSERT YOUR NAME IN THERE HOE.
BECAUSE YOU DO TOO.

LOL.

I HAVE
SEEN THE SOUR PUSS
SURPRISED LOOK MYSELF
ON ALL OF YOUR FACES.

ME: "GO ON and
KISS HER AGAIN CHUCKIE!"

HE CANT GET NEAR HER...

..IN REAL LIFE HOE.

IT IS SIMPLY
THE BEST JOSEPHS MAGIC TRICK EVER.
and
THERE ARE MANY MORE HOE.
AS YOU ALL KNOW.

WINK. WINK. WINK.

JOSEPHS
TOP KNOTCH BONAFIED SECRETS.

"DID YOU TAKE YOUR PISS TEST ERIN?"
WE
WERE AT WORK
I WAS TRYING TO SEE
WHAT SHE KNEW!
LOL
SHE WENT
AFTER ME FOR A MINUTE
and I SQUASHED...

...THE 'BEEF' UP INSIDE
OF HER TINGLING BODY!
UP IN THE
LOCKER ROOM AREA HOE.