I'd have to say that KR is easily one of the funniest shows I've seen. The dialogue between Michael and KITT was priceless. What are some of your favorite lines, spoken by either Michael or KITT? I've got a couple in my signature, and another one is, "You know, you're about as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea!" and KITT's reply, "I want custody of ME!"

I wouldn't touch that one with a ten-foot drive shaft!Please remove the staple from my fender.

"dead of knight"kitt-"if you dont mind arnold,would you please take both dumbbells off my hood!"arnold="hey,theres only one dumbbell on your hood!"kitt-"now theres only one dumbbell on my hood and would you kindly take it off!"

also same episode where kitt tries to keep micheal awake by telling jokes"i pulled into a gas station where the service was so slow by the time theyd filled me up,my upholstry was out of style"always makes me chuckle

michael;i've got a problem.devon;my dear boy,dont be so modest,you have a wide range of problems.

I like on the episode Knight strike when the senile old man and kitt got into an argument. Kitt: I did not hit you. Old man:you hit me. Kitt:hit you my CPU. Kitt:Michael that man is lying. Then I like the episode knights of the fast lane...when Michael challenge a race. Kitt:Michael sometimes you really know how to hurt a Guy that car isn't fit to shine my bumper.

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Micaela Knight wrote:I'd have to say that KR is easily one of the funniest shows I've seen. The dialogue between Michael and KITT was priceless. What are some of your favorite lines, spoken by either Michael or KITT? I've got a couple in my signature, and another one is, "You know, you're about as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea!" and KITT's reply, "I want custody of ME!"

*Points to signature*

Michael: "You know, your as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea!"
KITT: "I want custody of ME!"

I love all the ones that everyone has posted! I've got loads of favourites but these are the only ones I can think of right now:Knight of The PhoenixThe part when he is arguing with KITT and their are a group of women watching him and Michael looks up and says "Hi ladies" in an embarrassed sort of way

An episode in season 4 (can't remember which one)KITT sees an *cough* overweight female jogger who is already struggling even though she hasn't been going for very long. She explains that she is trying to impress men. KITT the sees her again later and she is still going. He says something like "And who says there are no such things as miracles?"

One of my favorite lines was in Topaz Connection.I cracked up when Kitt was detecting some strange vibrations in the casino.Kitt asked Michael about them and he said it was the armed bandits (slot machines).Kitt asked shall we pursue them and Michael yelled back no!.

I also liked the scene in short notice when Kitt told Michael if he forced to stay in another impound lot again he would file a complaint against him.

More generally, most of the humor in KR is about the interaction between, on the one hand, a machine that is as intelligent as a human but doesn't feel or understand anything but the literal use of language; and on the other, a man who is just about as wonderfully human and complicated as you can get.

I wouldn't touch that one with a ten-foot drive shaft!Please remove the staple from my fender.

I'm not programmed to react to a girl's smile. You, on the other hand, are programmed to react to nothing else!

So true! LOL!

Haha I remember that one! Very funny

I just remember another funny one from KITT. The episode might have been Trust Doesn't Rust.Michael: "Keep your scanners peeled KITT!"*Gets out of KITT and looks around*Michael: "Keep your scanners peeled."KITT: "You don't have to tell me twice!"