"We are grateful to the Dallas Regional Office of the Department of Health and Human Services s Office of Inspector General, the U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Texas and the U.S. Marshal's Office for their tremendous assistance with this case," Abbott said.

Neel was indicted by a San Antonio federal jury in 2005 for failure to pay child support; he played baseball in Japan and Korea before moving in 2000 to a private South Pacific island in the Republic of Vanuatu.

We guess if you're buying your own private island, it can be tough to come up with child support. If you're a sleazebag.