I know. I go on and on about Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head all the time. But it’s only because I love it so much and want you to read it. Click here for my review. And besides, it’s becoming a movie directed by Harry Potter’s David Yates and starring Emma Watson. So consider it part of the gossip curriculum.

As I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, they’re thinking of Justin Timberlake for the role of Gypsy Husband aka Colin Farrell. F-ck!

In happier news, Stanley Tucci is negotiations for the part of Dr R, Forrest’s late therapist. Your Voice In My Head is a tribute to him. George Clooney and Tom Hanks were previously being considered but David Yates wants Tucci instead. It’s a brilliant choice. And, if played properly, I’m telling you, this is a nomination candidate.

Just...

Get rid of that goddamn Pip, Jesus! Where is the disconnect? Why is it that Hollywood keeps jerking itself off over his alleged acting abilities while the rest of us are looking around like, what is this joke and how come we don’t get it?

Attached - Stanley Tucci on Monday night in New York and Emma Watson yesterday on the set of Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring. (I really hope that title is supposed to be ironic.)