Dolores, the Addled Vampire

Ah, yes, me little teapot has returned, and we shall knock the sugarpots and creamery crocks shattered into the cold, dead stars!

Can you hear the stars, moi pet? Wha' do they sing to ye? Oh, me luv, tear out moi heart and feed it to the lions! Does Polly want a cracker? Is Polly feeding the sugarpots? Here's a wee ickle treat for precious, precious POLLY!