Music:me shouting "WHAT THE FUCK?" over and over again at the computer screen

A fandom Howler

ALEX MALFOY, DON'T YOU DARE MAKE THIS FANDOM WEEK ANY WORSE! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO READ YOUR FICLET! COME BACK! I NEED YOU TO WRITE MORE SMUTTY GANGSTER/VEGETABLE FICS AND WIBBLE THE SOUNDTRACK TO JAMES BOND, DAMMIT! YOU NEED TO RETURN AND JOIN ME FOR A GROUP FUCKING HUG!

IF ANYBODY ELSE AROUND HERE WANTS TO FUCKING PACK UP THEIR SHIT AND LEAVE, CAN YOU AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO DO IT EN MASSE SO WE CAN ALL HAVE SOME KIND OF MASS FANDOM MOURNING PERIOD FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU? JESUS H. CHRIST, WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN?