David Brooks talks about being groped

According to well-known RINO and general gadfly David Brooks, an unnamed male Republican Senator seated next to him at a dinner apparently fondled his thigh as Brooks just sat there.
First of all, what kind of wuss lets Mister Grabbyhands cop an extended feel, then protects the scumbag’s identity?
Second, Brooks apparently doesn’t grasp the concept of “too much information.”
Third, a long-overdue suggestion: take a vacation. Just go away for a few weeks. You’re really creeping us out.