What do you get the person who has everything? Something insanely freaky. We have scoured the internet for the most insane gifts to give your friends who are impossible to find presents for. And what we found was simply amazing.

Including two-headed ducklings, a vial of Barbie's blood, and the creepy baby from David Lynch's Eraserhead!

Show up to the office party with these presents for your Secret Santa, and we guarantee you'll never have to do a gift swap again. Warning: the last item in the gallery might be slightly NSFW.

Skull Wreath!

Let the neighborhood know that you mean business with this nifty skull wreath. Great for Halloween and warding off carolers. Plus it's only $49.95.

This necklace is both original and informative. Let your friends know what color Barbie bleeds (pink) with this lovely little trinket. And just in case the pin vial of Barbie blood isn't enough to go on, it's cleverly paired with the severed hand from everyone's favorite plastic lady. The asking price? A mere $8.00.

Two-headed hedgehogs, winged hamsters, and more. Get two baby ducklings for the price of one! Ranging about $30 to $50, these items guarantee your friend's desk will be boring no more! Just make sure you check in everyday to make sure that they have it on prominent display.

A horrific twist on the classic cameo pendant. Pair this piece of jewelry with a card about how it's perfect for the recipient, because they always wear their heart on their sleeve. PUNS OF FUN, and only $7.

Admirers of impossibly charming, gangly white men and Doctor Who superfans will love this scandalous poster, recreated from "The Impossible Astronaut." It's hard to put a price on the naked torso of the beloved Doctor, but it's a pure bargain for only $12.95.

Perfect for that purell-squirting germaphobe, who insists on coming into the office when they're sick. We did not know that "shower art" exists, but now we can't imagine our bathrooms without this image of germ on human carnage. Running at $28, each shower piece is waterproof and comes with a suction cup stuck to the back.

Fans of the Eraserhead doll should note that the same Etsy store is also peddling a picture of their "dead boyfriend," for a mere $10. Who needs real boyfriends when we can have dead ones from the past? Plus he'll be a great conversation started at the next Christmas cocktail party.

Make every meal a magical meal for just $9.99. Also we'd like to promote these unicorn chopsticks and being pro-unicorn as the bodies of the horses remain attached to the utensils. Fight unicorn poaching!

Party magicians are over. Come to your next mirror prepped with these Animal Hand temporary tattoos! What's $10 when you can creep out all of your friends with your giraffe hand stand up. Or just run around screaming that your hands have become animal mutant heads — the possibilities are endless!

Not sure if this is a disaster or a delight. The low price tag of $15.00 makes this unicorn butt plug quite a steal. But the fact that the creator vigilantly warns against anyone actually putting it inside their butt somewhat reduces the overall effectiveness of this gift.

Never leave your bed again while you're surrounded by lovely illustrations of naked ladies spear fishing majestic creatures in a NSFW underwater, submarine wonderland. Not into fish? Check out the Poppy Playground line. Yes, it's naked ladies in a poppy field. Prices of these 400-thread-count Egyptian Cotton sheets range from around $100 to $200.