Strange But True Sex Records!

Sex is a hell of a lot of fun when you do it right, and people are always talking about it. They want to know what works for you and what makes you feel good.

Lately in the Escort Norway offices we’ve heard about some bizarre sex stories. We thought they couldn’t be real, but research has said that they are! We take a close look at these strange but true sex records.

Most Streakers!

Anyone who has been to a live event has run the risk of seeing a streaker. Having been witness to one once, it isn’t a pretty sight! Everything wobbles as they run and you are left feeling a bit violated.

At the University of Michigan they embrace those runners who want to show off what they’ve got at their annual Naked Mile Run. Every year, at the end of the spring semester, people will strip off to give passers-by and their friends the shock of their lives.

In 1998 they set a record for the most streakers, when that day on the 21st April saw hundreds of people strip off to go for a run.

While Ann Arbor police have estimated that there were around 1,500 people running naked through the streets, the University of Michigan’s Department of Public Safety went for a smaller figure, believing between 500-800 people took to the streets naked.

Whatever the number actually is, could you imagine seeing the naked horde descending on you? It is the stuff of nightmares, and I sure as hell wouldn’t be able to forget that anytime soon!

Swallowing Semen

I don’t know who decided that we needed a record for this, but there is actually a record for the most amount of semen that has been swallowed.

You might think it is sexy as hell to hear, and you’re imagining this sexy cum guzzling woman on her knees taking it all in, but the reality doesn’t match the fantasy.

Michelle Monahan of Los Angeles had to have her stomach pumped in July of 1991, and they removed 1.7 pints of semen from her stomach. That’s over 54 tablespoons full of cum.

We don’t know if the semen came from one source or multiple sources, but either way it is both impressive and deeply disturbing. I wonder if any of these guys were responsible?

Dangerous Sex

We’ve all heard that girl on top is the most dangerous sex position for men as it could lead to penile fractures. It gets a bit vigorous and all of a sudden you’re left bleeding on the mattress.

There are also so many accidents that can happen in the bedroom. BDSM toys can be used in the wrong way, and with some of the more adventurous positions out there you could easy do some real damage.

However, they have found that one of the most risky sex techniques is one that shouldn’t really be happening in the first place… and it is when air is forced into the vagina.

It can happen accidentally, but blowing air in someone’s pussy can be lethal. If you were thinking about doing it (and seriously, why would you?) just don’t. It can lead to a pulmonary embolism, which to those who don’t know is when the arteries are obstructed by something (in this case, an air bubble).

Within 30 minutes of it happening, your partner could die. The solution? Don’t do it! If you’re going down there, slow and steady works best. Try licking away at their pussy instead… much more enjoyable and far less deadly.

Most Penis Removals

Yes, there is a record for this as well! Why? We’ve no idea. We don’t want this to be a record and we don’t see why anyone would even want to try and beat this.

Anyway, King Menephta back in 1300 BC was feeling pretty happy about his victor in battle over the Libyans. To celebrate, he ordered his men to cut off all of the penises of his enemies.

Think that is weird? He then took all 13,000 penises home with him… and that isn’t the end of it. The monument at Karnak actually records whose penis was whose. Yes, they cut off their cocks and made a note of where it came from. Ouch!

Why? We can’t figure it out. Keeping something to remember a kill is something that has happened for a long time, but taking the dicks of their enemies is a whole new level of weird.

Have you heard something weirder that you want to share? Why not head to the Escort Norway forums and see what others are saying, or leave a comment in the box below for us here on the Escort Norway blog.

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.