Spain has now good weather and thousands of foreigners are travelling here on holidays. That means that most of them are planning on getting shitfaced and drink all the cheap alcohol that we offer them. I live close to the sea and I see that most of them are British, Germans and Norwegians. I just don't understand why their only plan to have fun is drinking until they vomit on our beaches and beautiful Mediterranean landscapes. When you come here you make so obvious that you still have saxon, german and viking blood from your ancestors. Even if many people think that your countries are civilized,you come here to show that actually you are still barbarians and you will always be. The situation has not changed much since the Roman Empire.

>>42981406>I just don't understand why their only plan to have fun is drinking until they vomit

Actually when ever I was there (2 times Mallorca, 1 time Lloret) I was doing some stuff all day long (hiking, see some stuff, swim, chill on the beach) with just light drinking and just got shitfaced at night. 10/10 holiday, tbh.

>>42981679I don't really like Spain tbh, but, even if what you've said it's true, it's mainly because they ONLY travel to the Mediterranean coast and similar tourist traps.

Seriously, I guess you might not like it since it might be similar to where you come from in terms of landscape and such, but the northern parts of the cunt (or well, the northern half, actually) are really great. And during the Summer, unlike Andalusia, the Med and Madrid for the most part, the weather is pretty nice.

Maybe it's because I, almost every year, go to the Mediterranean coast with the lads to get shitfaced and stuff like that, but I've really come to dislike it: ugly as shit, crowded as fuck, hot as hell... and I miss when I was a kid and went instead with my family to calmer and colder places.

I don't really like Spain tbh, but, even if what you've said it's true, it's mainly because they ONLY travel to the Mediterranean coast and similar tourist traps.

Seriously, I guess you might not like it since it might be similar to where you come from in terms of landscape and such, but the northern parts of the cunt (or well, the northern half, actually) are really great. And during the Summer, unlike Andalusia, the Med and Madrid for the most part, the weather is pretty nice.

Maybe it's because I'm from the South and because I, almost every year, go to the Mediterranean coast with the lads to get shitfaced and stuff like that, but I've really come to dislike it: ugly as shit, crowded as fuck, hot as hell... and I miss when I was a kid and went instead with my family to calmer and colder places.

The people going on beach vacations during the summer are either 18 or uncivilized working class scum. Not representative of the average population, although we true enough have a huge binge drinking culture.

>>42982511I just dunno why northen europeans can't handle alcohol, in general people from the mediterranean can deal with it better, we might get a bit drunk but not shitfaced like most north europeans do...

>>42982689My experience is that we in general are very good at handling large amounts of alcohol, better than almost any other country I've been in. We of course have a different culture around drinking, but that doesn't mean we can't deal with it. Keep in mind that what you'll see in Spain from tourists are the absolute extremes aswell.

It must be so sad for a father to know his daughter travels to the south to get shitfaced and furiously used as a human latrine in some nightclub. Fucked silly, used without restrain, until she cannot even stand and her legs quiver and leak trails of thick cum. Then pepe here has to clean that shit in the morning to make living. Why they do this!? then ambulances have to take them and the bathrooms get filthy and i have to clean that shit up.

>>42982859If that's your definition of a barbarian, sure. My point was that you'd probably lose it and resort to some primitive reaction if you found yourself in a pitch black void in -90000 centigrades for 12 months.

>>42981406I don't mind guiris coming here to be complete pieces of shit and get drunk.

But please tourists stay in your containment areas in the filthy, crowded beaches and horrible clubs. I hate it when you flood all the tables in the bars, all the banks in the parks and all the seats in the public transportation. You're all here just to enjoy the weather and get drunk and don't really care about Spain, so stay all the week in the same place without disturbing the life of the locals please.

>>42984055>you will never be a normie>you will never bang wasted tourists against a palm tree>you will never joke about it with your trusted friends>you will always be relegated to listen to this stories and never actually be one of them

>>42984309I dunno tbh, when I wanted to fly from Houston to Vegas they wanted to charge me $800 for a one way trip, maybe I just picked a peak time but it was pretty confusing as to why. Maybe having to pay the TSA staff is jacking up your prices.

anglos and krauts are literally subhuman from cold shitholes. all they do is "getting wasted"-this is the pinnacle of "living" for them.

when i went to spain i enjoyed the local cousine, i lived spain. drinking a fine wine in the chilly night in some old ass tavern with table in the middle of the narrow street, while spanish people are around me were singing and generally being spanish. visting museum full of picassos and other spanish art. going around exploring the nature, the beaches, etc. anglos and krauts understand none of this. i avoided them like the plague and wished they were all dead.

>>42984825Maintaining failing businesses in order to keep all services running. Air travel has become a mandatory service now and can't be left alone to control itself. The free market doesn't work apparently so subsides are needed.

>>42984776This was last year, I'm sure it was just a bad time to pick the flight but after having got all my flights for my holiday (London -> Detroit (Then a drive to Canada) Detroit -> Houston, Houston to NYC then NYC to London) for just over $1000 it was a bit shocking.

We ended up driving to Vegas, because the gas prices were ridiculously cheap and we did get to see some things along the way.

>>42984309>>42983814Cheap airlines magic. Ryanair, Wizzair and other sorcerers with their flying contraptions offer tickets at dumping prices if you buy them early. Basically the system works in such a way that the more tickets get sold, the higher the price gets. The slowpokes end up paying for the rest. For example from Poland you can get to anywhere from the Canary Islands to Georgia/Israel for less than 60 bucks both ways if you book in advance. Hell, today I've personally seen return tickets to Oslo sold for just 5 dollars.Also luggage is paid extra and often costs as much as the ticket, but you can just go with an on-board handbag if you pack well.

>>42985218That is true. Cheap tickets are fun, but the sucker paying 'retail' prices or checking luggage in gets blasted in the ass hard. If you're traveling with family or can't choose flight dates you're likely to become that sucker and weep

>>42985354Vegas wasn't planned until a spur of the moment decision a few days after we got to Houston.

We flew to Detroit so we could drive to my family in Canada, then we drove back and flew from Detroit to Houston and having quite a bit of spare time, decided to go to Vegas. So after driving there and back my family flew back to London from Houston and I stopped off in New York for a week.

>>42985741My dad's a Texasboo and with the extended family who live there we visit it quite a lot. Houston was great, my family there live in the Woodlands so it was leafy, spacey and very well maintained. Obviously did the Alamo, which is pretty great as well as visiting the Stockyards in Fort Worth.

NYC is very similar to London, so I felt a bit more at home there, bars are great, food's great and the people I met were pretty cool.

>>42984309I think it has something to do with frequency of flights as well. I fly up and down the East Coast, and tickets between two large cities 1-2 months in advance are often $150. I've assumed part of that is because there are many more flights between the Boston and DC airports and the ones between than in a lot of other parts of the country. Maybe the same applies to European flights too.

>>42986706This is the comfiest weather tbh, it's not too hot and not cold either. Reminds me of late Summer. These past two weeks have been pretty much hell, m8 [spoiler:lit]especially if you live far, far away from the sea ;_;[/spoiler:lit]

>>42981406Britain has now good economy and thousands of johnny foreigner Spanish turds are travelling here on permanent holidays. That means that most of them are planning on getting shit on their face (porn, only jobs for them) and drinking all the cheap alcohol that they should be serving in the caffees they work for pittance on minumum wage. I live close to London and I see that most of them are Spanish, Spaniards and oh, more Spanish dagos. I just don't understand why their only plan to have fun is be expoited working a 14 hours day for virtually nothing. When you come here you make so obvious that you still have spic, wop blood from your moor ancestors. Nobody thinks that your county os civilized,you come here to show that actually you are still Muslim barbarians and you will always be. The situation has not changed much since Spanish Armada.

Those drunk as fuck Norwegians are teenagers and working class scum. They are the kind of people you expect this shit from. These people and the places they go, like Magaluf, are extremes. Temporary extremes in the case of the teenagers.

>>42989137>>42989203>>42989328>>42989446>be me in tenerife>it's february>read continentals talk about how their balls are freezing and how they have to wear 3 sweaters to be comfy>mfw im in my underwear>mfw my window is wide open>mfw i can feel the warm breeze in my face

>>42987370Funny, I'm from Zaragoza (700k people), I had seen 2 Americans in my entire life.

I went to Barcelona when I was 24, within 10 minutes of walking around an American asked me about the subway, I saw at least 3 groups of college age American tourists, and when I got to my hotel, the guy working reception was American.

>>42981406>Spain has now good weather and thousands of foreigners are travelling here on holidays. That means they're planning on spending thousands of their hard earned money in my country. This is fantastic because tourism creates thousands of jobs in a country with a struggling economy. Thank you visitors. We are honoured and we greatly appreciate your support.ftfy

AHAHAHAHAHA ILL BE IN YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY NEXT WEEK AND GET SHITFACED AND VOMIT ONTO YOUR BEACHES.WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT YOU LITTLE BITCH? I GUESSED SO BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BUSY FINDING A JOB. OH BY THE WAY PAY DEBTS YOU SHITHEAD!

>went on a lads holiday to Magaluf >ended up kissingmy friend>we kissed in the street>bunch of lads walked past>started chanting encouragement >they got a spanish guy who was walking past to say he owned a bar and we would get free drinks if he gave me anal>drunk as fuck and let him>turned out the spanish guy was just a random spic>they told him it would be funny to make us fuck>tfw I got bummed and lost my virginity because of spic deception

>>42991945Come here for a while and you'll be able to tell them apart from a mile away for your own good. He put gypsies and slavs together but that's not completely fair. Gypsies (Iberian and Romanian Kale) do petty crime and some violent muggings. Slavs and ex-Yugos are famous for being the real mafia psychos who will point a machinegun at you, rape your wife, beat you up and take all your valuable stuff. South-Americans can be like gypsies or do more twisted stuff like kidnapping you. These are all stereotypes with no grouning in reality of course ;^)

1/there is no such thing as summer in northern yurop2/governments here tax the shit out of alcohol because without those measures 80% of the population would be pissed 24/7, its that bad

im from bulgaria and the britbongi tourists are literally reking themselves every year since the black sea shores are the new mega-cheap tourist destination for idiots.>mfw they die from alcohol poisoning every year because of counterfeit alcohol>mfw instead of enjoying the nice weather, meeting new people and exploring a different culture they end up in hospitals because they jump out of hotel windows as a challenge

dont mind at all tbh, as long as there are a couple of nice spots left for me to spend muh holidays and as long as they stay away from muh mountains they can do as they wish

>Me in Gandia with some friends for a bachelor party. >Three british girls walking down the street. >One of them aproaches and says "My friend, says you are cute, she is the brunette one, do you like her?" >Me: "I would fuck the three of you honestly", >"hahaha" we mix the group and I end up doing it with the first one who aproached.

Thx for the sex, it made me feel like a normie, but seriously, that behaviour is kind of disgusting.