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Doctors in London have confirmed that both Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are unwell, leading fans to conclude that a long awaited Beatles reunion may be close at hand. However as the world waits anxiously, many experts now believe that the alleg...

Scientists at Macquarie University claim to have answered one of life's ultimate questions.
The team of seventeen theoretical and particle physicists has been studying whether the glass is half full or the glass is half empty.
After three yea...

The Argentinean Soccer Federation, frustrated by years of relatively clean but listless performances, has appointed former star turned full time pharmacist Diego Maradona as its new coach.
Chairman Pablo Escobar told reporters that they believe M...

Scientists at the University of New England have finally debunked the ancient myth that "It's all good fun until somebody loses an eye."
The group of psychologists monitored the behaviour of two hundred children at a primary school in inner Sydne...

The worlds leading money wrangler, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), has been cleared of allegations that he was in the wrong when he had an affair with a married IMF economist.
After making the 'coin with two...

Pops most famous gynecological model, Madonna, who is suffering a major decline in her web presence, has announced she will now be known as 'Mileydonna'.
The move is designed to create some on-line search presence and was decided upon when her la...

Banking leader Bob The Banker has faced shareholders and stated that "we can't fix this." Wendy and Roley were by Bob's side as he addressed the angry group, despite being laid off earlier in the day.
"The fact is it's not Bobs fault" Wendy told...

The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis.
Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...

Following the success of campaigns such as 'ride to work day' and 'walk to work day', the international ecology organisation 'Friends of the Earths Resources' has announced that next Thursday is a day for everyone to 'Drive to work in a hollowed out...

International soccer commercial David Beckham has shrugged off his contracts with the LA Galaxy and AC Milan to continue his playing future in the only team that he believes can sustain him.
Beckham has formed his own team to revolve entirely aro...

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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

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