If I was in any sort of occupational power, I would for totez hire you. Yet I am @ the bottom of the ladder.

Move to New Jerzeee so we can have weekly bitch nightz where we get together, drink a lot [read as: too much], eat gallonz of ice cream out of comically large tubz and complain for 5 hourz straight about our stifling loneliness and lack of any significant wealth.