Susan Olsen is internationally recognized for her role as Cindy Brady on The Brady Bunch. She is an actress, writer, artist, producer, radio personality and, most importantly, the mother of a fourteen year old son.

She began her career as an entertainer in 1962 at the age of fourteen months, retiring from the business at the age of 3. She returned to show business a couple of years later when a talent scout picked her out of her kindergarten class to sing a song on The Pat Boone Show. She also appeared singing in an Elvis Presley movie. Various jobs finally led her to the role of Cindy on The Brady Bunch - a show that has been on the air for over 40 years around the world.

After The Brady Bunch ended, she became a successful graphic artist. Susan worked for fashion designers and served as art director for a Malibu based clothing company. She left there to start her own firm called Man In Space and developed a line of glow in the dark sneakers for Converse Shoes as well as various other graphic art projects including book illustration.

A unique and valued relationship shared with the original Cast members of the Brady Bunch led to Olsen Executive producing "Brady Bunch Home Movies" a prime time television special for CBS. Experience in improvisational comedy in radio has developed Susan's wit making her a successful spokesperson for a number of issues and a favorite guest on all the major talk shows. Radio experience has included both performing and writing for "Ober and Olsen" a Los Angeles based radio show which followed Howard Stern on KLSX and "H2O" another radio show based in Los Angeles for the Comedy World Network. Susan's later appearances involved being a spokesperson for Migraine awareness and for autism research as her son is afflicted with an autistic spectrum disorder known as Aspergers Syndrome.

Life long animal lover and single mother with a child diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, Susan became involved in foster parenting kittens and puppies from the local shelter as an aid in helping her son understand empathy. Over the past four years, Susan has become more involved in animal causes. Susan wishes to present a rational voice in animal welfare advocacy and not align herself with radical animals rights activists groups. She is the Director of Media and Special Projects and also a foster mother for the nonprofit group Precious Paws. She takes under aged animals into her home weans them and helps prepare and place them for adoption.

Her first published work as a writer was released in September of 2009. Susan wrote the humorous side bars for "Love To Love You Bradys" a coffee table book about the horrifically bad "Brady Bunch Variety Hour." Susan also dusted off her graphic artist skills to help with some of the graphic design in the book. Susan is also currently shopping her own memoir, "The Youngest One in Curlers".

SHEENA METAL

Sheena Metal is an entertainment icon who has anchored numerous radio shows for over 15 years in Los Angeles. Her current top-rated talk show, "The Sheena Metal Experience" airs daily on the City Of Angels' hottest new station, LA Talk Radio; where Sheena has interviewed: movie stars, TV icons, Broadway legends, studio heads, writers, doctors, chefs, shark experts and ghost hunters...just to name a few. In addition, Metal hosts two other weekly shows for LA Talk Radio: "Music Highway," a music/talk hybrid, heard five years running and 2010's, "Haunted Playground",a paranormal cornucopia of ghosts, monsters, aliens and other things that go bump in the night.

Sheena Metal first grabbed the attention of LA radio fanatics spending six years on the then "Howard Stern" station KLSX (97.1 the FM Talk Station) where she helmed five successful shows ("The Sheena Show", "Late Night Booty Call", "Sheena and The Princess", "Sheena and Sam", "The Nastyman Show"). Her untouchable wit, unforgettable voice and unflinching fan base have proven Sheena to be an undeniable radio presence, the subject of a comprehensive feature in the Los Angeles Times Sunday Calendar,as well as in: LA Weekly, The Daily News, Music Connection and dozens of other periodicals. In addition, Metal was interviewed and quoted in Michael C. Keith's "Sounds in the Dark", currently in publication with a forward by radio monarch, Larry King.

Known for her biting sense of humor, Metal has appeared as a comedic commentator on "National Inquirer TV," was the annual host of theAll Access Music Awards, and has headlined two long-running stand-up comedy nights at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood ("Sheena Metal's Midnight Madness" and "Inside the Girl's Locker Room"); the latter of which was an all-girl "laugh in" praised by the LA Times. Not one to turn down any audience who loves to laugh, Sheena found another comedy niche, in the summer of 2008, when she became the humorous emcee for a host of Gay Pride Festivals across the United States including: the slick San Diego, and the mountainous Montana.

Religion As Business? When a church functions as a business should it still be allowed the same special privileges it had as a non-profit religion? Susan thinks that once a religion goes beyond volunteer and charity work, for its community, it should be subject to secular law. But what about religious hospitals? Do they have to abide by government health care laws and freedoms, if they, like birth control, go against the beliefs of their church?

Animals and politics. IS The United States doing enough where animal welfare, legislation, and laws are concerned? And why did Mitt Romney strap a dog crate (with his dog in it) to the top of a car and drive across the country?

Mental Health and Government How does our country deal with mental illness? Should the government have such a say in what drugs are legal if they help certain medical conditions? The war on drugs put an end to some interesting studies and therapies developed using certain drugs, for example, LSD. Is that good or bad?

President's Day. The girls spend the holiday talking about our current president, Barrack Obama. Susan enquires about the rumors surrounding his past and wonders if American citizens should be concerned about the many supposed stories of his life. Sheena explains that all Presidents' lives are shrouded in mystery and that none of us will never know 100% of the truth about any of them.

The Threat of Mutual Destruction. GOP candidate Ron Paul says that this threat would prevent a country, like Iran, from using their nuclear weapons. Susan disagrees, so Sheena sets out to put her mind at ease. Sheena elaborates that the human race always has to have an enemy to fear, be it communism, fascism or radical Islam, but that humans value their own special survival to much to allow their own annihilation. Susan wonders when people will become civilized enough to stop these threats from happening.

Twilight Zone. Susan and Sheena spoof themselves in parody based on the "Twilight Zone" episode "To Serve Man". They talk about the fictional alien species "Kanamits", their assimilation into human society and how global political correctness prevents any criticism of the fact that they still blatantly eat human beings.

Greedy Bastards. Susan reads Dylan Rattigan's new book, "Greedy Bastards" and she loves it. The girls discuss Rattigan's take on government corruption and what we, as American Citizens, can do about it.

Ron Paul. Susan temporarily endorses Ron Paul, but Sheena can not get on board with her. Both girls agree that whether or not you like Mr. Paul's politics, it is refreshing to see a candidate attempting to do things differently and not cater to the usual party politics.

Martin Luther King. Remembering the man and the politician and and what was so right about his socio-political tactics. Susan and Sheena discuss his life and work and the importance of focusing on a person's political impact and not their personal indiscretions.

Collectivism Susan has an epiphany and realizes that the real argument is not between the Right and the Left but between collectivism and individualism. She then she explains how the United States of America was founded on individualism and but that now there seems to be less emphasis on an individual citizen's rights.

Hysteria And Mob Mentality. Susan returns from a vacationing Salem, Massachusetts and discusses that she is the seventh generation granddaughter of Martha Carrier, who was hanged in the Salem witch trials. This prompts the girls to discuss superstition and it's influence on our current political scene.

The Insanity of Consumerism. Susan's shares her pet peeve about how huge sales right after major Holidays spoil the actual holiday for retail employees and customers alike. She suggests that consumers boycott days, such as Black Friday, and Sheena offers the idea that online purchases might be the answer to taking advantage of sales, while enjoying the holiday and putting your dollars towards smaller independent businesses.

Extreme Listeners. Sheena and Susan talk about how they deal with listeners who have strong social beliefs that differ from their own. Susan is questioned for speaking ill of radical Islam, while Sheena deals with her opinions about religious fundamentalism in the GOP. Both believe that there is never an excuse for name calling, racism, or bigotry and discuss how to ignore ignorant comments.

The Bail Out. Who got bailed out of the real estate crisis fiasco and why? What is the real reason that the economy is so bad? Wouldn't it have been far more effective to give American citizens the bail out money instead of the banks?

I See Globalists. Susan is seeing a globalist agenda behind everything. No need for foil hats, she's got a foil plate installed under her scalp and is sure that the New World Order is coming....no matter how much Sheena tries to dissuade her.

Thanksgiving. A look at the first Thanksgiving: the truth, the myth and the little known fact that it was originally a celebration of the free market in the New World. Susan fears that the United States is falling victim to "Corporate Communism" and proposes a boycott of "Black Friday" for participation in "Plaid Friday", an effort to give local small businesses the lion's share of Holiday sales.

The GOP Debate on Foreign Policy. Two Chicks discuss the latest Republican presidential debate. Susan and Sheena bring up hilarious highlights like Michelle Bachmann's enthusiastic support for torture and Herman Cain's sex scandal allegations...to which Susan jests that the latter could have told women that he would "rock them like a Herman Cain"!!!

Marijuana and The War On Drugs. Both Chicks agree that keeping Marijuana illegal is lunacy. But what about other drugs...should they be legalized, as well? And what regulations should there be on any drugs that might become available for public consumption?

The Federal Reserve. Susan tries to sum up the Federal Reserve, but it is brain pickling to her just how out there this country's finances have gotten. The Occupy Protests still go on but the Chicks are a bit sick of them...especially Sheena who suggests that protestors put their time into "occupying" American citizens in need.

Racism Sheena and Susan talk a little about the history of racism in our country and the treatment of oppressed peoples in general. They possibly identify the new wave of reverse-racism in the United States as a need to still point the finger at our differences which, in turn, holds back further social progress.

Overpopulation Susan and Sheena discuss the ramifications of too many people on the planet and Susan ponders why some are seemily against any actions to control overpopulation. There is a ridiculous vilification of Bill Gates because he pointed out the truth that a healthier society has fewer children. Two chicks decide that the best way to control the population is to promote sex acts that don't fertilize and they decide that they should do missionary work teaching the women of poor nations how to give great oral sex. Sheena suggests a new charity called "Sterilize The Parents".

The Wall Street Protests Sheena and Susan talk about the Wall Street protests and the corruption in government that they claim to be protesting. Susan puts on her foil hat briefly and warns that there are those who may hijack these protests in order to convince American citizens that capitalism is to blame. Both girls praise MSNBC pundit, Dylan Ratigan, for proposing an Amendment to the constitution that would get some of the money out of politics.

The candidates. Susan and Sheena go through the presidential candidates one by one trying to find someone they like enough to vote for. It's mighty slim pickins...why don't great people even have a chance at running? Is this the best the country has to offer? REALLY?!?

Obama and the media: Susan sees the cover story on New York magazine proclaiming President Obama: "The first Jewish President" and gets livid. Two Chicks talk about how the media spins, and often blatantly deceives, the average American.

9/11 10-Year Anniversary: Reflections a decade later. How much did the Bush administration know and/or cover up? Plus, they discuss the United States' involvement with Saudi Arabia after the Saudis possible involvement with 9/11. Susan explains the dangers of radical Islam, while Sheena discusses the dangers of radical Christianity, and why Americans should be protected from both by the separation of church and state.

Labor Unions: Susan and Sheena give some history of why the labor unioons were necessary, how they came about, made working conditions better and whether or not they have also gone too far. What's the difference between private sector and public sector unions and are the public sector unions breaking the economy because there are twice as many government jobs as manufacturing jobs?

Conspiracy Theories: Sheena and Susan don foil hats for this show which only causes their brains to experience more ADD. New World Order, JFK, 9/11 truthers plus, online gaming and ghost stories. A stream of consciousness show with the Two Chicks!

Women's Rights: What is right and what is wrong about the women's lib movement? While many achievements have been made, some confusuon has occurred. Women can now work and raise the kids AND do all the housework. Maybe this is not such a great deal.

Riots and Entitlement: Riots in England inspire this discussion where Sheena and Susan talk about the mentality of people that continue to throw tantrums as adults. Do most of the rioters even believe in what they are rioting about? Do they even know what they're rioting about? Many just want to loot so they can get free stuff. Do government entitlement programs contribute to this kind of mentality?

The Environment: How did the environment become a politically charged issue? Susan and Sheena discuss what they do to try to help the planet and the confusion that surrounds some environmental issues. Are some of the issues just more excuses for the government to enact more "nanny state" controls over the people? Or are the greedy trying to make more money at the cost of the environment? Who can you trust?

The Budget: Sheena and Susan discuss having seen the stage production of "1776" and how far we have come from the vision of our forefathers. Can the budget be fixed? Susan gives a brief history of the Federal Reserve and how corrupt it has made everything.

Tragedy in Norway The shooter and Multiculturalism. Susan explains the motivation behind the Norwegian shooter's horrible killing spree. Sheena and Susan discuss immigrants who refuse to assimilate. Susan goes off on the Islamization of Europe and the West. Is multiculturalism a failure? While Susan explains the infiltration of Sharia law in the West, Sheena stresses the importance of keeping all religion out of our laws out of repect for all American citizens of varying faiths or lack thereof.

Murdoch Scandal: The Murdoch scandal reveals the amount o0f influence the press has on politics in England. Could the same thing happen here. IS the same thing happening here? How many papers are owned by corporations that might like to sway election outcomes? Bwtween Murdoch and George Soros (AKA "George Glass") How can anyone know what is the truth?

Election Pledges and the far right: This election has the candidates signing pledges vowing to make commitments to some very seriously conservative agendas among other things. Susan and Sheena discuss the scary religious therapy Michele Bachmann's husband practices to "cure" gay people. They ponder if he was the first client to be "scared straight". More discussion of how innappropriate it is that these candidates are going on about their religious beliefs when our forefathers claimed there should be no religious test to hold office. When did the Republican party become a religious cult? Sheena believes it started with Reagan.

Immigration: Why have people gone nuts over the AZ law when it is the same thing that Clinton signed into federal law? Who benefits from illegal labor and who is being hurt by it? What makes immigration and illegal immigration so different. Disenfranchised kids of illegal immigrants have special difficulties that will need to be addrssed and should they have been given instant citizenship just for being born here?

What's Wrong With Obama? Sheena and Susan discuss the unnerving feelings they have when they hear Obama speak. While both were hopeful for the promise of hope and change Obama has not delievered. Susan believes he wants to destroy the country by destroying the economy using the Cloward and Piven strategies of the 60s. Susan admits to wearing foil hats on occasion. Both feel he seems inhuman and like he has little regard or compassion for Americans.

Scandals that rock the White House. How much should we know? Do people in the public eye really give up their right to privacy? As for celebrities, it seems they have fewer rights than civilians. With Politicians do we have more of a right to know what they might be doing? How did Kennedy get away with all of his indescretions? Pondering Nixon's kinky side.

Communism, Socialism and Other Isms. Most of us grew up with the threat of Cummunism packed into our heads, did it go away or has it just become fashionable? What's with the Che shirts? Does Communism work anywhere in the world? Is Socialism just Communism light? Would Socialism work here? What's wrong or right with Capitalism? Are Americans just too greedy or too lazy?

Religion in Politics. Symbiotic ingredients for a healthy Democracy or fire and gasoline? When did the Republican party become a religious movement? Is freedom of choice a legal issue based only in religious belief? New pro life movement wants to ban birth control. What our founders and framers really meant about the separation of church and state.

Israel. The real history behind Israel and how public perceptions have changed over the years. How Obama's suggestion for border changes can effect Israel. What has our relationship been with Israel and what is it now? Can there ever be peace in the middle East?

Innaugural Show. Left right and center. Susan and Sheena describe their political backgrounds. What are the differences between the right and left, liberals and conservatives? Why do the parties hate each other? Is it possible to find our common ground and build on that or is it necessary to have the dynamics of two sides working against each other?