I'm Sorry for Tailing You

You were driving a red sedan on 53rd between Glisan and Burnside on Tuesday. I was behind you in a blue mini-van. Suddenly you pulled over to the side of the rode, and as I drove past, you stuck your arm out the window and emphatically flipped me the bird. The only thing I can figure is that I was tailing you, and dude, I am so sorry. I'm going through a really horrible breakup right now and had spent the last 4 hours being berated by my ex. I was driving to therapy. My mind was clearly wandering, and I was not paying enough attention to my driving. It was truly not intentional, but totally my fault, and I'm sorry.