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Would You Rather: Inappropriate Food Edition!

We asked today, "What did you find out after the fact?" The question was inspired, in part, by the story of a cannibal who opened a roadside pit beef stand. I think you can piece together where this is going. If not, lemme cut to the quick; he served people people. Seems that people make a fine substitute for pulled pork.

The more you know.

This got us into a conversation about which would you rather eat; a burger made of bald eagle, a burger made from your pet, or a burger made from a person you've never met.

There is no RIGHT answer...or maybe I just say that because I would eat the person-burger before I eat my pet or a bald eagle. Ted agreed with that. Miles, however, would eat his pet...specifically his current cat, who really annoys him.

These are the types of things we talk about. We even have a scenario in place in the event we are in a plane crash or lost at sea...and yes, it involves eating each other...but in a specific order. You can never be too prepared.​ Over cooked...but not over prepared.