Criminals decide to opt out of daylight robbery law

UK criminals have announced that they will not co-operate with the laws on various forms of robbery and instead will police themselves. Mr Knuckles McRhino, speaking on behalf of the Royal Association of Dodgy Geezers explained; "It's common sense; the criminals are in the best position to know exactly what they've been up to and to deal out appropriate sanctions; and if you can't trust a criminal, who can you trust?"