Parliamentary question o' the day

Mr. Carswell: To ask the Prime Minister how much champagne was ordered by the Prime Minister’s Office for consumption at events at (a) 10 Downing Street and (b) Chequers in each of the last six months.

The Prime Minister: The information requested is not held.

See, he can answer a question with something other than with Tristan Tzara-style cut up of his stock phrases like of 'tough decisions', 'getting on with the job', 'people of Britain', 'fairness', 'change' and 'you know'.