The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Aquariuz, Amie and heavenscent9222. Thanks to everyone for playing, as always, and best of luck next week!

“Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped holding onto old engagement rings, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the Upper East Side with the man your man could be like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it’s a box with two tickets to that masquerade that you love but did not live up to the hype. Look again, the tickets are now party invitations. Anything is possible when your man is a Basshole and has an unrealistic writing staff. I have a Monkey.”

â€œHello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isnâ€™t me, but if he stopped holding onto old engagement rings, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youâ€™re on the Upper East Side with the man your man could be like. Whatâ€™s in your hand? Back at me. I have it, itâ€™s a box with two tickets to that masquerade that you love but did not live up to the hype. Look again, the tickets are now party invitations. Anything is possible when your man is a Basshole and has an unrealistic writing staff. I have a Monkey.â€�

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.