Big bad, pig man, ha ha charade you areYou well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you areAnd when your hand is on your heartYou're nearly a good laughAlmost a chuckleWith your head down in the pig binSaying "Keep on digging"Pig stain on your fat chinWhat do you hope to find?When you're down in the pig mineYou're nearly a laughYou're nearly a laughBut you're really a cry