“It’s a pot-pourri of entertainment, highlighting my illustrious career...it’s as much fun as you can have with your clothes on, and I don’t want polite laughter - I want to see the audience uncontrollable,” Brian says.

Beyond the tour, there are Palladium spots and a trip to Australia to work in before he arrives here: “And I still like to be a dad occasionally,” he says, expressing the importance of his family time.

And, from December 9, Milton Keynes will fall under his spell, when panto pizzazz returns to Milton Keynes Theatre.

Brian says there will be lots of roarsome high-energy greatness in Cinderella, and more glitz and glamour than you would find in Beverley Hills.

If you want to treat your family to a face-achingly funny Christmas, this is the show to see.

“This show is so tuned up that it’s like a Ferrari!” he promises.

To book visit atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes or call the box office on 0844 871 7652.

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