June 15, 2005

1. Men who wear sleeveless t-shirts and tank-tops2. The phrases "all y'all" (terribly redundant) and "y'all's" (utterly moronic)3. Howard Dean4. People who complain about getting up early (especially if it's after 6)5. Nutrasweet6. People who drive to the mailbox7. Fake mayonnaise (e.g. Miracle Whip)8. Art History as a college degree9. Title IX quotas10. New Jersey