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Today marks the 10th anniversary of Martha Stewart’s indictment for insider trading. Despite her constant denials, a jury of her peers (as if Martha has any peers) convicted Ms. Stewart and sent her up the river. Ever the survivor, Martha quickly made herself at home in the big house, even getting herself some prison ink.

With high-profile stars like Zach Braff pitching projects on Kickstarter, it was inevitable that other sites would also begin hosting notable celebrities desperately in need of...not money, but companionship! It seems that even a one-person conglomerate like Martha Stewart needs some help meeting the guys! (At least she didn’t go to Craigslist!) Of course, on dating sites, being truthful is prized, and that’s why we think “glue gun” Martha should go with our suggestions for a tell-it-like-it-is approach!