Yeah, you read that right: a spook for the Mouse… “highly developed Internet skills” and “US Government security clearance (at least Secret-level) desirable.”

Employer: The Walt Disney Company
Sector: Public
Type: Job
Status: Full-time
Location: Burbank, CA
Title: Intelligence Analyst
THE SITUATION: Basic Purpose and Objective of the Position: The Intelligence Analyst anticipates and assesses threats that could harm, or make vulnerable, The Walt Disney Company (TWDC), its employees, guests, or assets…

It’s not surprising. As a company making an enormous profit corrupting the globe with American culture, they’re a reasonable terrorist target. Besides, their resorts encourage women to debase themselves by frolicking in large water parks wearing tiny immodest swimsuits. Not to mention affronting Allah with their support for the gay homersexuals…

They got the US Federal Aviation Administration to issue permanent temporary flight restrictions for the Disney World and Disneyland resorts and theme parks. Even the Feds contemplate the possibility someone might fly a 747 into It’s A Small World.

I actually work at the National CounterTerrorism Center and I printed this job listing out and passed it around. I think a few people were actually interested. It’s become one of those chain email forward things, going around Intelligence Community email lists. I’m sure that they will be getting many applicants.