Joao

Every night, the beach sways to the rhythms of Joao's drums. A sports addict and life-long ecologist, Joao really identifies with the Ulu Watu's ideals, but just doesn't get their passion for surfing. He decides to join the clan and start teaching them the art of capoeira, so they can finally see what a real sport is!

Joao

Joao

Power of Joao:

Copy: Opp. Damage

Joao has the same number of Damage points as their opponent. This number only takes into account the figure shown on the opponent’s card and does not include changes related to an Ability, Bonus or Fury. If the Ability is blocked, Joao’s Damage is that shown on their card.

First evolution of the 3 different evolutions of this character :

Global warming has a devastating effect on the best spots: snow has become a rare commodity and waves are so violent they can't be surfed... And so the fight begins to urge the government to take into account environmental considerations or, at the very least, to build more skate-parks...

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16 comments on Joao

Gonna have to agree with MrJak. Just by looking at his bio, there is nothing to point to him being somebody that would want to leave to the Uppers and turn woman.

It states in his bio that he is a major Sports addict. The uppers are a sort of class that seems to leans mostly away from anything athletic. Aside from Tyler , who likes to fish (kinda a sport) and Wendel who is a personal coach (Barely can be considered any kind of a sport but I wanted to give the Uppers the benefit of the doubt), all the Uppers are spoiled upper class snobs that shun themselves from sports. It seems like Joao wouldn't be doing much surfboarding in the Uppers and it says that he joined the Ulu Watu to teach them what a real sport is about. Sorry, but I can't see Samantha or Sydney surfing much. The extent of their bikinis are reserved for sunbathing on the beach and watching people like Joao , Tanaereva , and Razor , do the surfing while Janine makes out with Chad Bread Cr underneath the lifeguard shack.

If you liked my little rant here then please vote green, this is one of my first comments and I tried to get out my opinion while painting a mental image for all of you that was accurate and funny at the same time. Hahaha.

Joao, a solid card for a beginner deck. But that's about as far as he'll take you. With a low base power and an extremely low base damage (1), he soley relies on his ability to become a threat. As you advance your game in UR, you will see many cards and clans that will trump Joao.

If you are strapped for clintz Joao is not what you should spend your money on. George, Ice Jim, Lin Bee, and Kirk are a better way to spend your hard earned clintz.... at least until you get enough clintz for most coveted 3 star in Ulu in Nanook.

Joao is french for joke. It's a prank to confuse you from the staff. Is this black man a white man pretending to be a white lady who became a white lady before this black man was introduced? Just Joaoing.