Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition

I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place.

The buzzed hair isn’t helping.

That smug expression doesn’t help either.

He’s smiling like he knows he could put his fingers up your ass, no problem.

Would you?

Would you ask Robin Thicke for a photo and let him put his fingers up your ass via your ass?

Let’s play Picture Him On Top Of You with Robin Thicke. The way he looks in these new photos taken today in New York. I would rather use my own fingers.