"On Saturday, Charlie Sheen launched his new range of children's clothing. The day before, wife Denise Richards applied for a restraining order in which she accused Sheen of watching internet porn sites featuring young girls."

But the link is not working, so I dug this up on Defamer. It's the third story, from April 21st.

Yummy, I wanted to comfort him too! I honestly had no opinion about the guy until I read that. I think its one of those, "wow, hes just like us" momments, and it reminded me of the heartache I've been thru myself. Most of the time break-ups seem so fast and easy for famous folk, but I guess Nick isnt famous enough to be that jaded.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.--John Waters

A couple nights ago I had a nightmare(yes I think that word qualifies) that my husband LEFT me for Katie Holmes. In the dream I'm still(and currently) pregnant and he had me drive him to a parking garage where he was meeting Katie to take her to a Cubs game!!!

Old news, but on the topic of the Nick Lachey interview- I read it and had an extremely strong urge to comfort him. Poor guy cried during the interview. And the beyotch refused to do therapy with him? How lame. Usually it's the guy pulling that crap. He deserves better! (sniff, sniff)

I don't know about y'all (haha) but I'd really like to know definitively one way or the other on this Britney Business! What I'd really like is for her to do a cover story confessional on the topic. What gives? Is she knockered or not?

I met Katie somewhere and ended up hanging out with her and the baby. We talked about how the baby was bigger than it should be given it's age. The Tom came in and told me that babies born into Scientology are healthier and tend to grow faster. He took Katie and the baby away and I told Katie to call me if she needed a babysitter.

I can't believe I had a dream about this. How embarrassing. Maybe I need a celebrity gossip intervention.

oh goddess. you know you're way too into this stuff when you start dreaming about TomKat.

specifically, i dreamed that they were somehow involved with the TV show I work on, and that the whole key to this entire thing is that Katie was screwing our prop master, someone I work very closely with, and the baby was his. Tom "valiantly" stepped in to protect both Katie's honor and PropMaster's marriage. at some point in the dream, the entire crew (except of course for the prop master) demanded for them to come out with it already, in the form of an organized action, complete with press conference, chanting, signs, a sit-in, etc.

it was one of the most surreal dreams i've had in a long time. i think i need to take a break from all this celebrity gossip for a while. but not GFY, of course.

Angelina Jolie is set to break her pre-birth silence with an exclusive interview on US TV. The reclusive actress, who is preparing to become a biological mom for the first time in Namibia, agreed to chat with Today show anchorwoman Ann Curry for a segment on the breakfast show, which will air on Thursday. Wearing a brown tunic dress, matching trousers, cowboy boots and a head scarf, Jolie chose to conduct the chat as she walked along a dirt track road in Namibia. The Tomb Raider star tells Curry that her heart bleeds for the suffering children of Africa, like her own adopted daughter, Zahara Marley. Jolie says, "She's from a country where six million kids don't go to school every year... Her mother died of AIDS and they wouldn't have had any funds to send her to school." Curry was the only media person allowed to get close to Jolie and Brad Pitt as they prepare for parenthood in a fortress-like compound. Other prying photographers and reporters have been kicked out of the country by officials.

I thought they found Zahara's mother. . .? I guess it was never confirmed.

Well yes, it is glaringly clear that she is not the sharpest tool in the shed. I never implied she is a genius either. I thought I made it pretty clear that I too, think she is an idiot. Yes, she knew what kind of guy he was before she even met him due to his highly publicized "fall from grace", if you will. Yes, she has clearly made some poor choices and shown impaired judgement.

What I was pointing out is that the fact of her being a complete moron and utterly classless for publicly making out with her supposed friend's ex (yes, before her divorce has been finalized), still should not supercede having her allegations of abuse taken seriously. That is all.

Oh heaven help Britney. It's always been obvious she's no rocket scientist either, but now I find myself feeling kind of sorry for her.

I SO heart GFY and the uber sharp bitches behind it.

I read that Nick Lachey article too and actually felt myself sympathising with the guy. It's clear he really loves that dumb fuck twit. Also, he seems to have a pretty good grip in the reality that he is a mediocre talent, and that he opened himself up to all of the public scrutiny.

I so truly in love with gofugyourself. Heather & Jessica are damn funny and should never,ever,ever stop doing the site (but if they do, I hope it's because they get an awesome deal writing sitcoms for HBO).

Speaking of gofug, is it me, or is Lindsey Lohan, fug ensemble aside, looking slightly less like a walking corpse? (pic is below TC ones)