Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they read my blog to see how I write…. AND they said “Thanks, but no thanks”… AND I ignored them and started posting stuff anyways!!!!!

Show them they didn’t make a HUGE mistake and check out my article I just uploaded today!!!!

p.s. Yes, I got the dress
Yes, it was delayed another day
Yes, the box was destroyed
Yes, I thought it had been stolen by palm tree trimmers for like 5 minutes
Yes, I was finally able to try it on
Yes, it required two other people helping me to get it on
Yes, an obscene amount of Spanx were required
Yes… IT FIT… with an alarming, yet tasteful, amount of boobage showing.