BBC announces new flagship channel “BBC nonce”

In an aim to be more transparent about the use of the legally enforced license fee, the BBC is launching a new channel BBC nonce this weekend.

The channel aims to celebrate the BBC’s long history of sex offenders and will be showing Jim’ll fix it,Top of the pops, Rolf Harris Cartoon Time, Animal Hospital and Jackanory back to back for the launch weekend, BBC management are quoted to be “delighted” at the new channel, hoping it will deflect attention away from the fact the BBC is directed by bankers and pro-war arms dealers.