If you do remember from a my previous tale, I would get notes about water leaks and such, so I think "I'm" a landlord of some kind. ....and apparently Kevin W on Pearl Street has not kept up to date on his rent or utilities. Tsk tsk, Kev.

These transgressions are going to find you out on the streets if you don't pony up the $756.71 you owe "me" by COB on the 12th of May. You've been an iffy tenant since last August and it looks like you're gonna lose both your apartment and $1000 security deposit.

I suppose "I" could notify Charlie, the property manager, or "me" and let them know that "I" don't know this is going on. But again, my take on it is this: if you had half a brain in your head(s), you'd know this wasn't getting to "me" time and time again.

Since this is the way "I" run my business and relationships, "I" kind of have what's coming to "me".