"No Scrubs"

"Scabs"

Parody Written by:

Alisha Coates

The Lyrics

A scab is a guy with one eyeAlso known as a blisterAlways talkin bout what he dont gotAnd just sits on his broke legSo,NoI dont want your phone booth numberNoYou cant borrow a dime andNoI wont meet you nowhereNoI dont want your poor timeAnd

No, I dont want no scabA scab is a guy cant get no flabs from meHangin out the passengers sideOf his best friends bikeTryin to holla at me (2x)

But a scabs checkin meAnd his smell is really weakAnd I know that he best not approach meCuz im smellin like luvAnd hes smellin like buttCant get with no deadbeat slutSo, no

Bridge

If you have a car but its broke downOh yes scab, we talkin to youIf you livin home with your daddyOh yes scab, we talkin to youDont have a shorty, cuz you show no loveOh yes scab, we talkin to youWanna get with me with all them fleasOh no, I dont want no

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