Caballero’s over-the-top facial movements and hand gestures are only outdone by the ultra-rehearsed babbling cadence of his voice. Because he’s just spewing it all out of his memory, he seems oddly disconnected from the words, and it makes him seem disingenuous. If this were someone delivering a heartfelt speech, it would be okay (I wouldn’t agree with him, but whatever). Instead, he’s just rushing through a monologue that he practiced 400 times in the mirror. He’s like a parody of Zack de la Rocha from Rage Against the Machine.