Meet the Parents..............

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to> meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is> such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend> that after dinner, she would like to go out and make> love for the first time.> > The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,> so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some> condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time> and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He> tells the boy everything there is to know about> condoms and sex.> > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family> pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time> and all.> > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents> house and meets his > girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to> meet my parents, come on in!' where the girl's parents> are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and> bows his head.> > A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer> with his head down.> 10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.> > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the> girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,> 'I had no idea you were this religious.'> The boy turns and whispers back, 'I had no idea your> father was the pharmacist.'