Spoof news stories from Wednesday 7 August 2013

Jennifer Lopez has started a company called Serenade a Dictator and is encouraging other Hollywood stars to join her Limited Liability Corporation (LLC), even offering franchising options to them.
Serenade a Dictator's prices vary with the package...

New York - There's no better endorsement than a celeb A-Lister's flashing smile bringing 5th Avenue traffic to a halt after one of Madam Butterfly's invigorating, $1,000-a-pop bird poop facials.
This afternoon no less than three famous faces were...

Insider to Amazon's recent purchase of The Washington Post, Roger E. Quietus indicates a major task for the newspaper upcoming will be brokering and promoting political agreements favoring Amazon business.
Mr. Quietus (who prefers to remain quie...

HEAVEN--In a tweet sent from heaven yesterday, Abraham Lincoln announced: "Watching the Party of Me turn into the party of Steve King and Don Young. Am switching to the other side, till my side gets its shit together." The founder of the modern Re...

NEW YORK, NY - Hopeful future Mayor Weiner announced today that he will apply for the job of Oscar Meyer Weiner Mascot, after the original Oscar Mayer Weiner Mascot George Molchan dies.
George Molchan, who portrayed the Oscar Mayer mascot for more...

It may not have the same ring about it and might be a surprising choice of title but Tooting film director and auteur J. Arthur Rancour is convinced that his new film will be a resounding success.
The long awaited "Last Exit to Balham" is currentl...

NEW YORK CITY - A very close friend of Huma Mahmood Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife said that all of the stress from the ongoing Weinergate saga is starting to get to her.
The unnamed friend spoke with Wyatt St. Yuma of The Gossipette Gazette and sa...

NEW YORK CITY - David Letterman recently sat down with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine and had a talk about the political world and some of its characters.
Letterman said that at the top of the list has to be Alaska's Sarah "Snowflake" P...

NEW YORK CITY - The decision has finally come down and a total of 13 Major League Baseball players have been suspended for using PED's (Performance Enhancing Drugs).
New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 38, received the stiffest penalty.

YOKOHAMA, Japan - The government of Japan has just launched what it is calling the biggest aircraft carrier in the nation's history.
Saki, the Japanese national news agency stated that the 820-foot aircraft carrier, which is the first in 70 years...

MARINA DEL REY - Lindsay Lohan has made it known in the past that out of all of the bars and lounges she has been in her very favorite one is The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey.
Lindsay has been going there for the past three years and she ha...

LOS ANGELES - Heidi Montag, AKA The Queen of Plastic, has just announced that her, Betty White, 91, and Cloris Leachman, 87, have all agreed to star in a new television series on the Epitome Television Network.
The comedy-drama is titled The Vampi...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has stated that President Obama is sick and tired of all of this vulgar publicity concerning Anthony Weiner and his private doohickey.
The president speaking to the White House press corps said that this circus m...

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees taking a page from the New England Patriots who told their fans that they could return Aaron Hernandez' #81 football jersey for a full refund are now doing the same with Alex Rodriguez's #13 baseball shirt.
Har...

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Some of Demi Moore's friends are starting to worry about the 50-year-old actress and fear that her jealousy of Mila Kunis is starting to cloud her judgment and reasoning.
According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tri...

LOS ANGELES - Tina Fey who made millions of dollars impersonating Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has stated that the so called Tundra Troll is in reality a fake.
Fey explained that Palin likes to act like she is this great white Alaskan huntress but trut...

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's regular morning visit to her exclusive hairdresser is apparently not just to maintain her famously stylish look.
According to low level sources at All Seasons Salon in D.C, Representative Pelosi has been takin...