Disclaimer: I do not condone idle word-mangling. Please mangle your words with care. Should not be attempted by the faint of heart or those with reading disorders. Side-effects include peculiar looks, disapproving frowns, essay markdowns, and utter confusion.

I hope that you are entering all of your “non-words” into the Urban Dictionary, which is by far the best source for US slang, rare or whacky word usage. Users at dict.cc (including me of course), a wordlist translation dictionary, have become more and more dependent on Urban Dictionary, Linguee and others as the number of words “fit for use in a (print | kids) dictionary” has somewhat diminished. With 800,000 entries already done…

Please do. And congrats for you having been able to catch up — I skipped so many posts of Time to stay in time, i.e. I don’t know what I’ve been missing, which led to a kind of withdrawal symptom. I hope you are better off. Cheers!