Why I Love “Man of a Certain Age”, Reason #3,468

Because he actually got a post about vibrators, complete with images, onto a Hearst Corporation website. This continues the trend this weekend of people on our blogs dedicating entire articles to controversies surrounding inanimate plastic objects that are ultimately just tools for people to grant themselves some form of satisfaction and personal pleasure.

And some of you say we’re sell-outs. We’re still on here, doing our thing and sticking it to the man with things that women stick to—okay, I’ll stop.