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/Horatio(CSI Miami)
The butter is dangerous. We'll dust it for prints, and, what is this?
*UV light spots three light spots on the lid*
Biologicals. Apparently someone had too much fun with the butter.
/Horatio

<Blackjax> YES!!! MIDGET WRESTLING ON THE SPANISH CHANNEL!!!!
Romans 3:23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God
Romans 5:8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 6:23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

/Horatio(CSI Miami)
The butter is dangerous. We'll dust it for prints, and, what is this?
*UV light spots three light spots on the lid*
Biologicals. Apparently someone had too much fun with the butter.
/Horatio

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Ok, so i bought an NES off a friend. It's blinky, so i need to buy a replacement connector. And i still need to buy a bit to get into the cart, anybody know where i can get one?

You don't need a replacement connector, just put some butter on the ones you got with a tiny brush. The connection will be perfect - and, if you happen to use them to bake a cake, the dough won't get stuck.

Alright, i got the tool to open the stupid cart. The board inside is cracked in half, it looks a lot like the one in paul's picture, but i can't tell if it's the same one or not. It wouldn't really take much to snap a different cart in half.

The chips inside are in fact UV eproms, but since the board was cracked, i can't do much with them. I'm sending them to a friend to dump for me.

Are you trying to get Paula Dean to eat them eproms or does the butter help contain the integral communism of the data?

Oh, GOD! I just realized what this is... It's a North Korean plot to vaporize Savannah Georgia with their newly launched Fisher Price 'My Nations First Satellite" Using Ace as their patsy!!! Will communism win yet again? Huh, what? Why are you looking at me like that?

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I figure butter is relitively anti-static, so why not play along a little bit?

I still haven't figured out who the hell PaulB really is, or how he got my address. I just hope there's actually something on these eproms. Otherwise this is going to be the world's stupidest april fools joke.