When is a clutch not just a clutch? When it is Alexander McQueen’s Long Knuckle Box Clutch that comes topped with what looks like a Siamese fighting fish intricately detailed from brass metal. Siting atop a silk-bound clutch that’s then decorated with Swarovski crystal detail, it is as much a work of art as it is a conversation starter.

Priced at USD5140 and now available for pre-order online, it will also come in handy if you ever needed a weapon. In other words, like some women you should never offend, she’s beautiful, yet lethal at all once.