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Come Hash with the PH3

Pattaya Hash House Harriers, a mixed hash running every Monday since 1984, was the first in Pattaya. So join us for a little running or walking and a drop or two of the Amber Nectar. We have serious runners, joggers, strollers and the barely ambulatory so there is always a group to suit your hashing style.

We meet every Monday on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke and just down the road from the Boxing Roo. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp (Winter Hours from Monday October 22).

Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point

For those wishing to make their own way to the run A-Site we post a map and Google Earth kmz file every week with the Next Run posting.

Fees:

Male – 400 Baht

Female – 150 Baht

Children under 16 – 50 Baht

Beer: Free

Fun: Always

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Summer Schedule Starts March 4th

As the days are now getting longer starting on Run 1826, March 4 we will return to our summer schedule.

The winter schedule (earlier bus departure and earlier first circle) will be in effect for the last run of February next week.

To be clear, starting March 4th we will gather at 3:00 PM and the last bus will leave at 3:30 PM sharp. First circle starts at 4:30 PM and second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00 PM.

Veterans' Run Final Results

57 hashers qualified to run free on the 2018 Veterans' Run. Another 25 hashers came within 10 runs of qualifying. Qualifying hashers completed at least 26 runs since the previous Vets Run.

The 2018 Veterans Run was Run 1800 on September 3rd.

44 Hashers ran free on the day and received a pair of running socks, As this was also the PH3's 1800th run, qualifiers also received an 1800th Run patch. Qualifiers who could not attend on the day can collect their socks and patch when the next run with PH3.

Website Construction Report

This has taken a lot longer than I thought. But now we have finally completed next to last step upgrade to the PH3 website. While it looks much the same on the surface, it is much improved and easier to update with many routine tasks being performed automatically.

The data automation is essentially complete but still needs tweaking and refining. We will be fine-tuning this as we continue.

You will find some new features such as Calendars for Each Year and a fully automated Receding Hareline.

We are just getting the statistics database integrated into the site and when done Run and Hare Ranking Tables will be generated at the same time as the Recent Run page.

So what's next? We will restore the remaining features from the old site so everything you could do before will be available and hopefully more easily .

Thank you for your patience and understanding.
On-on Wank-King's Wanker.

Come Hash with the PH3

Pattaya Hash House Harriers, a mixed hash running every Monday since 1984, was the first in Pattaya. So join us for a little running or walking and a drop or two of the Amber Nectar. We have serious runners, joggers, strollers and the barely ambulatory so there is always a group to suit your hashing style.

We meet every Monday on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke and just down the road from the Boxing Roo. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp (Winter Hours from Monday October 22).

Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:00 and 7:30PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

Meeting Point

For those wishing to make their own way to the run A-Site we post a map and Google Earth kmz file every week with the Next Run posting.

A-Site Mis-Directions (those with own transport)

From Pattaya Klang, head North and take the flyover to Hwy 7. After about 9 km, exit Hwy 7 at Hwy 36 towards Rayong. Keep left on the entry ramp and do not join Hwy 36 but after 1.2 km turn left onto the 3240 heading towards Khao Mai Kaew. Continue on the 3240 for 6.3 km and turn left (HHH) just past a row of shop houses. Follow the road all the way up the hill for 700 meters to the A-Site.

Maps not to scale and distances are approximate.Maps oriented with North at top unless otherwise specified.

Mis-Information (for all others)

Meet on 3rd Road in front of the Buffalo Bar close to Soi Lengke. We start gathering at 2:30PM and free buses to the A-Site depart as they are filled. Last bus departs 3:00PM sharp. Sign ups are at the A-Site. First circle starts at 4:00PM. Second circle ends between 7:30 and 8:00PM. Buses will return you pick-up point after stopping by the on-on bar at the end of the run.

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The French Connection

Get to run site we had before. Nice area some traffic but good for the circle. The run was well appreciated by everybody. The runners and walkers came in close together.

The hares were dressed French outfits.They had sausages and free wine and cheese. Even the Beer Hunter ARSE BANDIT said that it was wonderful. Good job hares and thanks.

The Raffle managed by MENTAL DISORDER with help from his assistant went well for the winners. They liked their prizes.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD time saying the A-site was like a bunker. Thanks for a great job with a regional theme like French. He thanked them for free wine and cheese and told them great job.

Steve the Belgium was called to the ice was named FRED FLINTSTONE. Others all him Fred Fishtone. The virgins were called to the circle, two from Belgium and from Thailand. They were welcomed to the club.

BALL RINGER awarded Hash Trash because his son BEN 10 lost his free run card on the trail.

SCAR W/2TS took over and called the hares in. SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTER was put in the bucket for leaving trash on the trail. CANADA BLOWER was called in because he took a taxi for the A-Site. That cost him 900 baht. He did not realize the buses leave at 3 PM during winter time.

STREET CLEANER was called in for getting lost on the trail even though he was a hare. CHIP CHIP was called in because the hares got drunk after the run.

The GM called in SHE'S THE BOSS and iced him for talking. The GM called in ARSE BANDIT and NO MORE CUM. Asking ARSE BANDIT about his recent trip to Udon Thani that cost a lot money fixing his girlfriend's brother's car, gas and police fines.

NO MORE CUM was asked about his girlfriend's friend's night out with a Kathoey that ended being free sex with her and the circle was asked if anybody had a free night with a kathoey. One hasher said yes he was put in the bucket.(RAT VON KIEL)

NO MORE CUM called FRED FLINTSTONE to the ice and asked about falling asleep on the beach and getting pedicures before the hash from his girlfriend.

The hare was asked about the French and German connection on the board.

Statistics

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PH3 Hasher Run and Hare Totals

In recognition of the achievements of our loyal hashers, awards are given upon completion of benchmark run totals. The first benchmark is the completion of 50 runs. The hasher becomes a full member of the Pattaya Hash Harriers and receives a commemorative award giving details of his first run, 50th run and the dates. Thereafter, upon completing 100 Runs (and at every multiple) the hasher is awarded a Survivor Shirt also containing his first run, the run of the anniversary and dates.

Upon completion of 500 runs, a Pattaya H3 hasher is awarded the honor of adding (or not) the title of Sir or Lady to their hash name. Even if the hasher decides not to use the title, the hasher is still a Sir and as such is entitled to all the prerogatives of the position including the right to sit during the circle activities. A chair with the hasher's name is awarded in acknowledgement.

28 PH3 Hashers each have 500 or more Runs

Runs

ID#

Name

First

Sex

1000+ Runs (2)

1427

2

EMPEROR AIRHEAD - Dragoo, Tom

29

M

1084

3

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER - McAllen, John

399

M

900+ Runs (1)

910

3089

SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD - Emmert, Jim

708

M

800+ Runs (2)

881

12

KING YAO YAO - Guenther, John

203

M

843

5289

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR - Viking, Eric

776

M

700+ Runs (7)

797

6

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER - Sheal, Billy

105

M

773

655

MRS. HEAD - Emmert, Somreudee

729

F

763

41

SIR FESTER - Petersvik, Anton (R.I.P.)

508

M

752

6622

SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD - Quinn, Jimmy

907

M

751

5785

SIR FREE WILLY - Crook, Ray

825

M

729

5852

LADY FLIPPER - Crook, Somchit

833

F

722

6505

SIR ARSE-A-HOLIC - Moldenes, Tor

898

M

600+ Runs (6)

680

6083

SIR DOG - Lavik, Walter

855

M

662

7705

G.I. JOE - Ruzicka, Joe

1022

M

656

23

SIR FROG - van den Berghe, Patrick

621

M

650

6002

SIR ARSE HOPPER - Andersen, Jan Roger (R.I.P.)

849

M

634

8050

BALL RINGER - Carpenter, Alan

1061

M

603

1

SIR FOSSIL - Ngamsuwan, Susie

32

F

500+ Runs (10)

591

6971

SIR BOTTOMLESS PIT - Kruger, Mike

947

M

589

5238

MASTER BATES - McAllen, James

767

M

588

64

SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN - Betteridge, Ken (R.I.P.)

479

M

578

5343

SIR MC - Watkins, Josh

783

M

557

8

SIR SWEETBALLS - Weidner, Hans

57

M

556

4879

CLIT FACE - Lever, Geoff

715

M

553

492

SIR STAINS - O'Sullivan, Gary

499

M

542

45

DUCHESS TADPOLE - Impheng, Kaewta

635

F

527

7214

MIDNIGHT STAR - Andersen, Jessica

974

F

524

6661

LADY BOW WOW - Lavik, Pukeaw

912

F

About the Statistics Section

We are still early days in the updating and automation of the PH3 website. For now this space is used to hold links to the Statistics currently updated on a monthly basis by hand.

We display the 500+ Runs page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

So what's the final plan?

The first step is to automate all statistics by incorporating our database into the site. At that point all statistics will be available as soon they are recorded. This means that total stats will be available as soon as the run stats are now.

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. And rather than displaying results for all runners since 1984 we will show stats only for those who have run in the last 5 years. Of course the complete tables will be published but they will be on separate pages from here. Remember over 600 hashers have 50 or more runs so the tables a

General Info

General Info Links

PH3 General Information Section

The General Information Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3. From here you can access the pages in the link box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the home page.

This section will remain sparse while we continue upgrading and automating the website. Work on Statistics and database integration will always take precedence and that will continue for some months.

Links below open commemoration pages for several Hashers.
Pattaya Mail links open on a new page\tab depending on your browser.

This table only contains information recorded in the PH3 database. If you discover incorrect information, have dates of death for those we have none, or sadly know of any departed brothers or sisters not included, please contact webmaster by email through this link. Thank you.

About the General Info Section

The General Info Section provides access to pages about On-0n Bars, local friends, Hash Songs, Old Shirts, and some tools and info about hashing with PH3.

We display the In Memoriam page contents here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete. For now a simple landing page links in the box on the left. After viewing a link, click the link at the top of that page and you will return here to this section of the Home Page.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section (much like the Upcoming Runs drop-down subsections) rather than loading the specific page. We are envisioning a complete rewrite of the existing materials.

Archives

Clitface’s Site Back When

Archives Links

PH3 Archives Section

The Archives Section contains all records for the years 2012 through 2017. It also contains a link to Clitface's previous website covering the years 2008 to 2012 (up to run 1499).

From here you can access the pages in the link box on the side (bottom of page for mobile) that will bring you to a separate page for the year of interest. Clicking "Archives" in the top menu (green hamburger for mobile) anywhere on the website will return you to this section of the Home Page.

About the Archives Section

For now this space is used to hold links to the Archives normally updated on a monthly basis by hand (this has not been done during website updating this year). We display All Runs 2018 here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Future plans for this section

We may also change the linking so that the pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We may in future extract all data from Clitface's old site and incorporate into this to maintain uniformity of all records and to keep that data in latest format consistent with current software.

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PH3 Contact Us Information Section

The Contact Us Section provides contact details for the GM, Hare-Raiser and Webmaster. A number of links to other information is provided in the sidebar including information about the Mis-management.

We post the minutes of the most recent meeting here each month. The date and timing of the next meeting is contained in the Welcome Section of this page. Just scroll up by clicking the green box with the triangle and you'll be there.

We will later provide some statistical information about the club - monthly attendance, number of newcomers, total of all hashers who have run with us (over 11,000 so far if you can believe it), and such like. This pending the database integration.

Bookie Report: A very positive start to the new calendar year, high numbers of sign ups, a cash surplus and average beer consumption as expected, all this despite a couple of circles going on longer than expected.

Webmaster Report: Progress is still being made with the upgrade of the website and WKW reports that he will begin work on the database this month. It was asked if there was a possibility to enhance the way maps (directions to A sites) are presented but it was agreed that this was not a high priority and may be revisited when other upgrades are completed.

Brew Master Report: A very positive start to the new calendar year, high numbers Nothing of note to report, everything is working well but there are as always minor ongoing repairs which VV will take care of.

Hare Raiser Report: Hare raiser not present and no report provided but April's Hare line is open and currently has 3 vacancies for hares. We are not sure at this time whether we will have our traditional St Georges day run.

Rags Report: Emperor Airhead has taken possession of all rags and has kindly agreed to bring a limited stock to runs while we determine a long time solution. With the void left by Sir Free Willy standing down we are searching for a full time replacement or a long term work-around which may include reducing the stock levels in order to make it more manageable. In addition a discussion took place regarding awards and awards shirts/hats. The general consensus of opinion was that the current system is too labour intensive and the cost of producing individual shirts/hats seems to be excessive. The Wizard will attempt to determine a simplified system and report back to the committee at the next meeting. In the interim period we are grateful for SFWs continued assistance.

On-on Bars Report: Our new on on bar, Buffalo Bar has proved to be popular although an issue with certain members being requested to pay for drinks as they go was mentioned. Whether or not this is a long term issue and the reason behind it will be ascertained asap. Otherwise there are no issues and attendances remain very healthy.

Special Runs:

Valentine's Day Run - Feb 11th will be the Valentine's Day Run and as usual red roses will be given to all of our female hashers that attend on the day.

St Paddys Day Run- Also upcoming in March is St Paddys Day Run which we will be co sponsored by the PH3 and Kee Mah.

French Connection Run - VV requested permission for 2 waitresses/serving girls to attend the French Connection run. Agreed.

Other Business:

Liberace: there was some smoking of cannabis in the proximity of the circle on the last run. Announcement to be made in the next circle to remind everyone of their responsibilities in this matter. Also made public that we paid a total of 2,600 to the baht bus drivers to subsidise their losses after the incident and fines from the week before.

VV: The last Full Moon Run, as part of the 35th Anniversary celebration was a mixed run but traditionally been men only. Future Full Moon Runs to revert to men only.

WKW: Highlighted the fact that within the committee the posts of Rags, Raffle and Awards are officially still open.

Ball Ringer: Reported 2 incidents of beer abuse in one circle by the same member. To be dealt with by The Wizard on an informal basis at this time. BR also informed us that his assistance with sign ups will end in May when he will no longer be able to attend runs early enough to assist. Also assistance will be required at the next run, due to absence.

The Wizard: Thanked everyone for their attendance and contributions and noted the high turnout for this meeting.

New Business:

No New Business

Meeting closed and looking forward for another great month of hashing.

About the Contact Us Section

We are now close to completing updating and automation of the PH3 website. The Statistics, General Info, Archives and this section are among the last to be worked on. Topics which, although important, have less immediacy than recent and upcoming run events.

Future plans for this section

We will also change the linking so some pages will display right here in this section rather than loading the specific page as now. We display the last meeting minutes here to give an idea of how this section might look when complete.

Just a place holder for now

From here you can access the pages about the mismanagement, and ???

After viewing that page click on the “Contact Us” link at the top of that page and you will return right here.

TODO LIST

For now a simple landing page with the same links as the box below

Future – open the links below in the Contact us TOP SPACE or a second space in this section