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Recently Google put it’s foot in the mouth by listing the democratically elected Prime Minister of the largest democracy in the world in the #Top10Criminal list. It appears that random insinuations are sufficient to get on this list and small detail about being cleared of all charges in all courts of law don’t count. While Prime Minister Modi shrugged of the list – as it deserved to be – here’s what would have happened if the Chief Minister of Delhi Arvind Kejriwal was on the list.

1. Dharna in front of Google office – Gheraoing the poor employees who go there to earn a measly salary.
2. Bijli / Paani cut off from Google office.
3. Police deployed to monitored the crowd berated for taking instructions from LG.
4. Encouraging the recently fired for performance Google employee to hang from the tree.
5. Midnight raid / sting operation on Google’s top execs to check what exactly they are doing inside their homes.

No wonder there is no Google office in Delhi.

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This is meant to be a piece of satire – and the list above is NOT real.