"Dig two big new volumes of Souvenirs of the Soul Clap, delivered by internationally famous DJ Jonathan Toubin! The first two volumes set the dance frenzy world on a tiltawhirl, redefining 'Northern Soul' as 'Norton Soul'! Just kidding, Anglo-Saxons, we loves ya! So here are two more gigantic sets of floor fillers that spell INSTANT PARTY whenever the rubber meets the road!"