Federal prosecutors are moving to have Martin Shkreli's bail revoked after his latest Facebook posts offering $5000 to anyone who could provide samples of Hillary Clinton's hair, and encouraged readers to grab it. This is on top of other harassments of women Shkreli has made, including while on trial earlier this year.

I really, really, really want this jerk to suffer. Get stung by a thousand bees and develop an allergy. Get cancer and not have access to medication. Have to release the Wu Tang Clan album to the world for free. Etc...

Besides, Shkreli is surely going to end up in a Camp Fluffy or a Club Fed. Criminals of his stature don't end up in the same prisons as the fantasy avenging-angel-prisoner that people always conjure up in these scenarios. He'll be surrounded by mafia, accountants, rap singers, and bankers, not thugs.

EDIT: I stand corrected, for now anyhow. Wow, he really pissed that judge off. He's awaiting trial in the Brooklyn Metropolitan Correctional Center. That ain't no Club Fed.