The seven deadly sins of fun: Madison nightlife satisfies every taste in deviltry

"There are six things the Lord hateth, and the seventh His soul detesteth." (Proverbs 6:16)

The Seven Deadly Sins are a laundry list of heathenish vices, first popularized by Roman monks in the fourth century A.D. and most recently by Morgan Freeman in that creepy movie with Brad Pitt. The list has evolved over time with new sins added as others fell away, but for the past 15 centuries, the big seven have remained the same: lust, wrath, greed, gluttony, pride, sloth and envy. Sounds to me like a standard Friday night.

With these in mind, I rounded up the best spots in Madison for perfecting your inner heathen. Try them if you're seeking a sinful night on the town.