p>Do Not Click On The "Click Here" Link In This Post of the Day: This post is actually about a former park ranger who was photographed on New Zealand's Little Barrier Island holding what is believed to be the world's largest insect.

But there is no way I'm posting the photo of that orbit-nuking candidate on here because it's just way too creepy.

So, instead, I've taken the liberty of providing you with some preemptive eye bleach in the form of a puppy na

Nuke It From Orbit of the Day: Arachnophobic Fox 59 News meteorologist Jim O'Brien understandably flips out at his Morning News colleague Ray Cortopassi when the latter taunts him with a terrifying tarantula.