Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? " I am a controlled substance". Savannah.

What I have never understood is, if the day is an hour too long in the winter, and an hour too short in the summer, why can't we split the difference, spring forward a half hour, and be done with the whole cockamamie business once and for all.