Whenever I think of the Valley I'm reminded of a youtube video of a bro looking guy taking about how he fought one of them special ed kids and he said "Now I have a hella respect for retards, because they can hecka fight."

I remember working at Mcdonalds and this guy coming up to buy some coffee. The total prices was 65cents and he got freaking pissed, he ended up paying up and says "Hey, at least you guys get paid 15 bucks right." There and then I just wanted to stop what I was doing and say "Dude, you know what? why don't you just go get outta here you're obviously not enjoying the service, there's a Starbucks down the road you can get your 6$ coffee over there, you know who does have cheap coffee? That family owned doughnut store down the road, but yet you're here complaining to me like I give a fuck, and not only that I only get paid 7 bucks and work 3 days out of the week."

I remember my friend getting in trouble in our after school program for drawing a butt on a white out board. The Volunteer guy couldn't keep it together so he had to get one of the girl voulunters to help him. It wasn't even a good picture of a butt it was kinda like this ())