Just saying, if that were me I would have had to censor the whole picture. "Because you're so ugly?" It's so bad I even make my surroundings look unbearable. One time I went to an auction and a Picasso sold for $1.

"I said, 'It's my d*ck,'" Falcon told the Huffington Post. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

First of all, Jonah, it's called a penis, not a d*ck. Obviously you're not a doctor. Secondly, running around talking about your peenor all day IS MY BIT, BRO. God, get your own thing!

Thanks to neolardo, Josh, and Trish, who have all seen bigger. Jk jk, Josh has though.

I saw a documentary about this guy and his life is pretty shitty. He said he can barely even get it up and when he does women can't handle it anyway. Then, all the women he tries to date look him up and see who he is and end up not being interested in anything except talking about his penis, so he can't find love either. Then, he's trying to be a serious actor, but all people want him for is for porn. I feel kind of bad for this dude.