“Is there anything hotter in this world than seeing a straight guy take dong? If you’re answer is “Only if we could see his hot nude body in the process” then this is the right Mr. Man Minute for you! We’re celebrating the release of Call Me By Your Name, which features gay for pay hotties Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet, with peeks at the sexiest straight actors to take on gay roles including Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and more!” — Mr. Man

The Skarsgårds are a proud acting clan that enjoy showing off their Swedish meat and balls. We all got a glimpse of vampire hottie Alexander on True Blood. And his baby brother Bill — who shot to stardom as the iconic horror clown Pennywise — let us see it in the coming of age drama Behind Blue Skies.

“In honor of all the men you’d like to serve, we mean, who have serviced you, we mean, who have served this great country, we’re lining up the sexiest on-screen soldiers out of their uniforms! Catch amazing nudity from Colin Farrell, Tom Hardy, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Alexander Skarsgård. On the weekly Quickie, we check out Baywatch star Zac Efron’s dick debut as well as The Rock’s big delish ass. Help Mr. lifeguard, we need mouth to ass resuscitation!” — Mr. Man