The day Fox News finally got picked up by a Canadian cable provider, I jumped into the car after work and told my husband to drive home fast.

I couldn’t wait to experience an alternative to Bush-hating, anti-Israel (and up here, anti-American) tv news.

I thumbed “181″ into the remote — and there was Brit Hume. In those days, he was still anchoring the six o’clock news. It was about 6:20, so Hume was talking to an in-studio guest, whom the chryon identified as Reverend Someone or Other.”

The first thing I heard was Brit Hume asking his guest what it said in the Gospel of John about charity.

I felt like Oprah Winfrey, who says the first time her neighbors saw the Supremes on the Ed Sullivan Show, they started yelling out their windows: “Come quick! Black people on the television!”

Fox’s Brit Hume says Tiger Woods’ faith is inadequate, urges him to become a Christian. If this wasn’t Fox News, I’d take “Tomorrow, 2 pm” in the when-will-Hume-apologize pool. But it is Fox, so “the Fifth of Never” seems like a safer choice.

So… Media Matters thinks Brit Hume should apologize for… believing that his religion is better than any other?

Which is what the believers in those other religions think about their own: that it’s the best one. They take their faiths seriously, too. Otherwise, why would Media Matters think they’d need an apology…?

Yeah, well: progressive types aren’t big on thinking things through. They’re all about shallow relativism and “not being judgmental” — unless they’re being judgmental about The Judgmental. Like that evil Brit Hume!

Oh, and guys: it’s the “Twelfth of Never.” When you staff your enterprise with smug college boys whose frames of reference start around “the day Star Wars came out”, you get faulty cultural references to go along with the lazy snark.