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Even though they'd be perfect for one another, the chances of Eileen and Steve ending up in bed together seemed a long shot.

And as Steve wakes up aghast to find himself spooning Eileen's back, this is obviously not a scenario he'd ever fantasised about.

But if you're too drunk to remember anything the next morning, it means you'd have been too drunk for there to have been anything to remember.

Alas, Steve's forgotten this golden rule as well. Eileen could put him out of his misery, but she's still distracted by that tour guide she took a shine to - a man who didn't so much have bags under his eyes as a luggage carousel.

And as the pair continue their Maltese mini break, Steve's about to find there are far worse people he could wake up cuddling than Eileen.