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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?SAFER: You sure look good in brown!SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?SAFER: Could we be overreacting?SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.