Clumsy and Befuddled

Clumsy and Befuddled Cocktail

This is a drink of my own invention. It helps if you like bitter tastes; I do. The recipe follows. Let me know what you think of the drink, but only after you've tried it! (Assuming you are of legal drinking age in your locale).

2 oz. Bacardi 151 Rum (this is the "Clumsy" part -- it'll make you clumsy, I promise)

1 oz. Campariliqueur (this is the "Befuddled" part -- Campari can't make up its mind about whether it wants to taste like the sweet nectar of a mythical fruit, or the hard rind of a melon that won't be ripe for another year. It's deceptively sweet, with a violently bitter aftertaste. I love it.)