Timmy loved his dog Lassie. Then Timmy began to understand what Lassie was saying. It wasn't anything strange, scary, or ominous, it was annoying. A normal day brought incessant yapping about the most ridiculous things like undetectable sounds or smells. It got bad when Lassie smelled bacon. Lassie shouted 'BACON' repeatedly and chewed on anything that had come into contact with it. One day during the bacon fest Timmy nearly went insane. When no one was looking he tossed a plate piled with bacon down the well. Lassie dove in. Timmy did not rush to an adult to get help.

I didn't quite get just how twisted this one really is. Love the way you flipped Timmy and Lassie's traditional roles in relation to the well. Also loved the way Timmy's reaction was 180 degrees from the traditional Lassie response, and the way your anti-Lassie only had banal things to say, not important declaractions of impending emergencies.