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A VCR Manual is a set of instructions, various language, pertaining to your very new JVC recording device, congratulations. When purchasing, a set of instructions is always accompanied to your very new JVC recording device, congratulations. It explains, common easily understandable, how various components, operating and buttons regulate, congratulations.

Do not open your VCR manual before carefully revealing socket A and B with ground wiring become instationary, as this may cause a fatal explosion.

Having taken the preceding three precautions, it is now safe to install your VCR manual. For doing, find a suitable space, lay down the booklet and opening gently.

To be enjoying your new VCR manual, press the button of operation.

First Time using

Once opening satisfactory, you can start using your VCR manual. Read each paragraph carefully and execute instructions.

NB: Certain paragraphs and sentences will start in perfectly intelligible English, but grammar trailing to the end of instruction set, where inserted component G1.2 to a blue display. This is normal. Attempting to understand what these sentences mean or are intended to mean can cause braincancer and is therefore not suggested.

Problems with your VCR Manual

Problem Description

Proposed Solution

The VCR Manual won't open.

Often there is a plastic wrapping around the VCR manual. Remove this with a pair of scissors.

If there is no plastic around the VCR Manual, the pages may be sticking together, apply more force.

This is a usually a product fault, stemming from an incompatibility with your local metagravitational format. You may need a purchase VCR Manual High Mass Gravity Driven Holding Device, which you should place on top of the VCR manual.

If this does not solve the problem, contact your local department of metaphysics for information about your local metagravitational format, and ask for an appropriate VCR Manual gravity transformer.

Language Settings

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Often the VCR manual will not come in a language spoken within 5000 miles of where you live. For example, if you live in The United States of America, you may see something like this: