My2Cents: I am here mostly for the stories and to make FRIENDS! I am not here looking for a GF or BF for that matter (strange emails, don't ask).

However I do enjoy stimulating conversation. Don't just say HI to me. If you cannot hold a conversation then don't start one. We can be friends but I not going to waste time on you. I encourage my friend to post on my wall, enjoy the stories I'll be posting soon, join me in the forums and let's all have a good time!

Advice: Guys: Workout, it helps your stamina in the bedroom. Your women will appreciate it! Plus learn to listen to your woman's needs! Oh Yea and stop annoying the women, ladies and girls here on Lush! Be respectful, you are giving the rest of us a bad image!

Ladies: Learn to tell us what you want and like. If it changes then tell us that too! Men are stupid around you, we only have enough blood to operate ONE head at a time! Nuff Said! Oh and we love your REAL Photos on your profile! Even if they only tease us!

My ex-wife is a total train wreck waiting for a place to happen. Tori was a week away from turning seventeen when I met her and I was nearly six years older. She was a perfect natural beauty. We dated for a nearly a year before I asked her to marry me. Sadly, our marriage lasted only four years but rewarded us with two great children. It turned out that she was not as ready to settle down...

This is my first attempt at writing and would appreciate constructive criticism. I am not going to tell you whether this is a Fiction of Non-Fiction piece. I would encourage you to submit comments stating which you believe it is though. This is a mutli-part story. Also like to dedicate it to a good friend who inspired me to start submitting stories (Morticia). Enjoy the story! ...