He ate too many ding dongs, which gave him the stomach virus in the first place. Now that he has the stomach virus, he is unable to play, and thus, he can just sit on his fat ass all day and eat more ding dongs instead of hitting the ding dongs that we all drafted him to hit.

It's a real ding dong of a situation, but least he's not eating twinkies...sheesh!

stupid tasty Hostess snacks.

Mmmmm....Hostess...

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