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Janky Eyeball Watch 2008!

Big thanks to everyone who participated in yesterday’s Great Fucked-Up Red Eyeball Diagnose-Off. Without your help, I might never have known that I have eyeball AIDS, and eye cancer, and I got cum in there (so that’s where I left it!). I decided to go with the “put a really hot washcloth on it and go to sleep” treatment regimen, which, I think, did my rogue eyeball a world of good. It is not nearly so rogue today. Photographic updates after the jump because they are kind of gross and boring.

Last night at midnight:
WHOOOOOA! WTF, EYEBALL!? As you can see, the eyeball continued to get redder and more on fire over the course of the evening.

This morning at 10 am:
See? Better! Not so red. But still buuuuuuurning.

And right now:
Even better, I think. Hooray! Great job, immune system! Fuck, I have so much backlogged navelgazing to catch up on. Gotta go. Love you guys.

"...their neighbors allegedly unleashed a harrowing cyber attack of harassment and identity fraud that left the family fearing for their lives.

Bill and Gail Johnson, 50, who run a construction company, were charged yesterday in Lawrence District Court with identity fraud, harassment, conspiracy and filing a frivolous child abuse report. An acquaintance of the Johnsons was charged in June in connection with the case."

lindsey, i fell asleep with my hand on my pillow and made a fist somehow. after sleeping with my eye rested on my fist the entire evening, in the morning i had broken the blood vessels in my eye just by sleeping on it. my eyeball was all red and drippy for about 4 days, but also seemed more swollen than yours looks. maybe this is something that could have happened to you?

that's quite the panic. I had that for over 48 hours and found out it was staph. In my EYEBALL. Didn't know it could happen. Blind for over a month and still shook up but now have a deeeeeppp appreciation for the care of auch a sensitive jello ball in my skull.