One balogna sandwich per day and he would have lost weight in 15 years, guaranteed!

BOLOGNA SANDWICH

> Buy some ham or bologna (one pack) and some bread (one loaf) and buy a little jar of mustard. Then you make yourself a bologna sandwich. Put the bread down on the table, put the bologna on it. Spread the mustard on the bologna. Put another piece of bread on the bologna, then eat it with some milk. Then clean up.

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posted on 11/26/2012 5:55:17 PM PST
by nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)

My guess would be he’s been buying up lots and lots of goodies from the commissary. From what I’ve read, most prisons have a canteen or other store where you can buy things like ramen noodles, snacks, etc. They’re paid for through an account funded either by your prison job wages or (more often) by friends and family who put money in it for you. Post has probably been stuffing his face with as much as he can afford to buy from the place.

I was talking to a guy who runs a crematorium furnace. He said they tried to burn a fat guy thinking it would just take longer. Wrong. He said the liquified fat poured out of the oven and flooded the room, and the chimney caught on fire and smoked like a volcano. Half the town showed up thinking there was a pig roast. They sub out the fat ones now.

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