The Way to Her Heart is Through Owl Puke

Just in case you haven't seen it on any one of a half dozen other blogs today, we bring to you Amazon.com's Valentine's Day Bad Gift Idea List! It's probably a little late to get any of these gifts for...

Just in case you haven't seen it on any one of a half dozen other blogs today, we bring to you Amazon.com's Valentine's Day Bad Gift Idea List! It's probably a little late to get any of these gifts for your sweetie, unless you shell out for that overnight shipping, but what better belated Valentine's Day gift than a 32 oz. bottle of wolf urine? (A side note: one of our editorswe won't name names, but he is a frequent contributor at our sister site Gearloglamented that this item was not available in larger sizes.)

To be honest, I don't think a lot of these gift ideas are that terrible, especially if you've got a loved one with a good sense of humor. Who wouldn't be charmed, for instance, by a romantic serenade on a kazoo? And if you like your Valentine's Day activities to be a little more saucy, Amazon definitely has a littlesomething for everyfetish! If nothing else, your loved one will definitely remember the gift of a fresh whole rabbit better than any crappy bouquet of roses. Whether or not this is a good thing is between you and your significant other.