Fysbuk

To entertain average Americans without their after-tax dollars.
Fysbuk is the funniest website; creative, original, educational, and entertaining.
Fysbuk contians homemade (homebrew) video clips and jokes from backyard and home.
Because of the scenes, viewer discretion is advised.

Don’t get me wrong. I am an animal lover. I just hate too many rats that
caused big problems. Every year, birds nested in our yards. We yield
our living rights to their convenience. Take two nests as examples
to show you in the following video clip.

Click 'Play' sign to see video. Need speaker for sound.

There were many batches of birds nested around our yard.

We raised some mice and watched them grew up.

Our niece gave us an iPad (so sweet), but I haven’t got a chance
to go inside, like programming it. It is much harder to install
a program on iPad than on Android, or on PC. Now, I have two
good uses of iPad. Wherever I travel (even in the mountains),
I can shave with iPad.

When I use the peephole (eye hole) on the door, I was always concerned
that a bad guy may poke my eye with something, or smash the hole. No worries
any more. Just line up the camera with the hole, on double-sided tape
(note: too strong to peel it off). You can zoom on it. It is so good that iPad
has two cameras. I am not paid by the company, not a penny.

Besides entertaining, the last thing that an iPad can do is … well … eye pad.

As a PhD, I did a lot of research and I made lot of conclusions,
but I still wonder on this one…… Tell me, how come: after many
years grown in our side-yard, the looks of our persimmons became
pretty much resemble the looks of their home owners. Did they
peek at us and copy our genes, somehow?

It becomes weirder now. How come our eggplant copied my
gesture? Just because I always do this “thumb-up” gesture to
praise the best canned food I have even eaten (see below)?

I am not paid by the company, not a penny. It tastes really,
really good. It looks a bit brownish and yellowish and there are
some preserves in it. It is also a ‘vegetarian diet’. Don’t just
trust my words. Try it !

What a changing world! The cultures in developing countries
as well as in developed countries become similar and bizarre now!

Forum

I can’t stop laughing......☺ I need to go to pee now.

Al: Why nor I see anything funny here?

Oh, what you can do is to buy 5 cans of ‘Instant Ching Poo …’.
Remember, don’t tell your wife, so you can give her a surprise.
Bring the cans to your mother-in-laws house at the Thanksgiving party.
Serve each one a bowl of ‘Instant Ching Poo …’ at the dinner table.
They will make you laugh.............

Al: I know why. It seems my earphones are no working. They are needed to heard sound.
How can I tell my earphones are working nor not?

Oh, you can buy a microphone. Plug both earphones and microphone
into your PC. Adjust the volumes to the max. Put earphones to your ears.
Close your eyes and calm down for the best sound effect. Then, in a close range,
shout loudly to the microphone: ‘PENG...’. Then you can tell.

very, very funny, ha ha ha ☺ ☺ ☺

Al: I could not wait until Thanksgiving to give my wife a surprise,
so I brought the ‘Instant Ching Poo’ to my mother-in-laws birthday party last night.
I did serve everyone a bowl of ‘Instant Ching Poo’ at the dinner table.
They all ate it to the last drop and liked it……
Then I showed them the package (the can). 5 out of 10 people threw out.
My mother-in-law shouted at me “go to hell and never come back
to this door again”. My wife told my ear: poo-poo means feces.
I ask her what is feces. She said feces means "discharge from anus".
I ask her to use simple word. She said feces means 'shit’. I know
what ‘shit’ is, because it was the first word I heard after I came
to America. I hate you and I hate English!

Oh, I told you. It should be served at the Thanksgiving party,
not at the birthday party!

I laughed to tear drops ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

I laughed to pee drops ..........

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Facts: Persimmons and eggplant are real, not fake and not digitally modified.
I do not make a penny by doing so. I am just obsessed by funny things.
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