A group of girlfriends are on holiday when they see a 5-storey hotel
with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go
in. The bouncer, a right looker, explains to them how it works.
"We've got 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign
reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are
short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are
tall and plain." They still want better, and so, knowing there are
still two floors left, they continue up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get double excited and are just about
to go in when they realise that there's still one floor left.

Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads:

"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that there's no pleasing women." !!!! ;)