After all the time spent showing you and talking about Marisa Miller bikini pics, Alessandra Ambrosio started getting jealous and demanded some love.

Just kidding. She has no idea we exist. But we thought an album of recent Alessandra Ambrosio bikini photos from a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in Mauritius in the Mascarene Islands was worth posting just the same. Objections?

The world's most insanely hot models strut down the runway in ridiculous lingerie that you will never see a woman wear in person in your entire life. At least if you're one of our interns. Sorry, people. We're just calling it like we see it here.