Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Bachelor II : Is it just me or...

This week’s episode of the Bachelor was actually not all that blog worthy...definitely not worth a complete run down. I’ll just leave a few thoughts/revelations in the form of:

Is it just me or...

...is DeeAnna a lot more nasty than anyone realized. She had to have been because I didn’t like Jade from the beginning and I found myself wishing (albeit without hope) that Brad would send Deanna home instead of Jade. Not really though because it’s always lots of fun when the Bachelor is dumb enough to be duped by the house hoochie.

...is Hillary starting to seem like a crazy person. She’s a bit of a roller coaster. Hot or cold...bawling or laughing too loud. I guess I should cut her some slack, I would be crazy too if I had a pit in my stomach that made me want to throw up...maybe she should have spied on DeAnna and Brad making out in the hot tub, that would have made her up-chuck the pit for sure....I know it made me want to vomit. (She meant that she had a feeling in the pit of her stomach actually...I couldn’t let that one go).

...is Jenny’s laugh getting more and more annoying each week. Come on Jenny, try to tone it down a bit next week. And while you’re at it, stop saying “amazing” every other word...and stop with the incessant rose smelling. You may as well attach it to your nose.

...does Kristy have a mustache. No worries if you didn’t notice, she will (incredibly) be back next week...which I can only attribute to the fact that Brad was forced to give out 6 roses, when everyone (including Brad) knows he could have done with 3 (4 at the most) this week.

...are they spiking the wine with estrogen. I’m a cry baby, so I realize I shouldn’t be judging...but then again I’m not putting myself out there on national tv. Seriously though, what’s with all the crying? The only person that didn’t cry on this weeks episode was Deeanna (probably because she had to grow up so fast...did you know she started working at 14 years old? wow). Well...I don’t think Jenny cried on camera, but you know she bawled her eyes out in the bathroom after the bashing Bettina gave her.

...is next weeks outcome completely predictable. It was predictable even before they told us in the promo for next week that Hilary is leaving in “the most dramatic exit ever” (not another one of those)... and I’ll be shocked if Kristy isn’t the other gal to leave crying next week. The final four are obviously Jenny, DeAnna, Sheena, and Bettina. Then he’ll get rid of one of the blondes...probably both unless he gets smart and realizes DeAnna is the devil in disguise. But what are the odds of that happening? My guess is he’ll end up with Jenny. There’s a small possibility the producers are downplaying Sheena and he’ll end up with her but it doesn’t look promising. Time will tell.

5 comments:

Love it love it love it! Please go work for the Soup as a writer! I have a few comments myself: 1.) I couldn't agree with you more about "Dee Dee". (have you noticed the other girls in the house call her that?) She's so evil. I also was not a fan of Jade and ended up rooting for her on that date. 2.) When is the acupuncturist going home? She's not cute and her personality sucks. 3.) I despise "Silly Hillary". Did you hear what she said about Bettina being a used car? So rude. 4.) I was kind of start to like Bettina (other than the fact that I still hate her name) until she started acting like a crazy person when she found out Jenny kissed him first. 5.) I don't think I like Jenny either. I used to and I can't quite put my finger on why I don't anymore. 6.) I think Sheena is going to win and they're downplaying her on purpose. 7.) Why didn't we watch this together so we are both so obviously into it? 8.) Why don't we find something better to do with our time? 9.) It would be nearly impossible for this comment to be any longer. I just keep thinking it's going to get to some sort of word limit and it's not happening.

I completely agree with Hillary's sudden craziness. But, what completely caught me off guard this week was McCarten complaining about putting herself out and getting hurt... if you don't want to get hurt don't put yourself on live television in a competition with 20 other women for the same guy! And... why is everyone so shocked that Jeni is treating this like a competition... isn't that the point of the show?!?!? I personally love Jeni, and I think she is the only one that is somewhat normal. And, isn't it great that they all refer to him as their boyfriend? I don't think dating has changed that much since I got married... but if a man is making out with six other women he is far from your boyfriend! Oh, Bettina's comment about a used car was ridiculous and so inappropriate!

Oh my goodness, I could not agree more! Especially Jenny and the dirty rose smelling! She is definitely the cutest one but her lack of personality and conversation with Brad is driving me crazy. I feel like all she cares about is "getting her rose." Anyway, yes, Cristy does have a 5-o-clock shadow, Dee Dee is disgusting, Bettina has NASTY stringy hair and fake and baked skin, Hillary has turned into the major trash talker and the host never ceases to amaze me with his, "Ladies, Brad, this is the final rose, make your decision." Really? Is it really the final rose? How much does he get paid anyway?

All I know is that the host has the best job EVER. All he has to do is deliver a date box to half naked women, tap on his wine glass to annouce it's time for Brad to leave, and then annouce the funal rose. I heard he is married and his wife gets to come with him when they shoot. He must get paid pretty well too. Yes, Dee Dee came out of the crazy closet, Silly Hillary should be dubbed "bi-polar Hillary", and even though Jenny is my favorite, she HAS to stop with the lame rose smelling. Can't wait until Monday!