Tonight in Atlanta, Louisville and Michigan will battle for the national title in what promises to be a game full of spectacular and heroic plays—some of which will make CBS's "One Shining Moment" highlight reel afterward. Here's a compilation of our favorite March Madness moments from 2013 that won't find their way into that montage of positivity.

We did this last year, of course, though in an abbreviated version that necessitated speeding up our chiptune version of the original. (We've slowed it down to its proper tempo for 2013.)