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2. Texting unsolicited penis photos will not turn her on.

When it comes to sexual stimuli, women are not as visual as you (which is why we don't share your love of porn). So don't text me a photo of your penis. Unless I ask.

After days of non-communication with Adam, Hannah receives a late-night photo of his penis via text. She's both grossed out and amused...until a second text arrives, apologizing for the photo, which was not meant for her.