I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat

Biness:I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat

What are you talking about? Didn't you know that Michael Bay changed all that and now they're aliens. Get it straight.

kobrakai:Biness: I heard some of the turtles got in some ooze, and also they love pizza, and also they're friends with this reporter than always wears a yellow jumpsuit and also theres this guy named shredder and a giant rat

What are you talking about? Didn't you know that Michael Bay changed all that and now they're aliens. Get it straight.

Why hasn't someone taken him out yet? I mean honestly. We got osama. Surely he was number 2 on the list.

My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

cowgirl toffee:My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P

a 'snapper' is not something to be taken lightly... they'll take a finger off.

How farking old are you to get that reference? Laughing at myself thinking anything is obscure.

Damned comment\question cost me a fair numbers of beers a LONG time ago. One time a "ships coin?" thing was played on me, joke was that I was a "contractor" and played dumb, I can do that well. a natural talent. It still cost me when a smart person figured out things by looking at my ID when I walked into a place that he was security. Kept me in the "fishbowl" till he finished laughing. Bastard!

cowgirl toffee:My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P

i was walking my dog the other night and came across a baby snapper...about as big in any direction as my middle finger. i scooted it to the grass. I wasn't about to pick up any size of snapper. I've seen what they can do. By nudging to the lake in our neighborhood, I can have something fight it out with a python, iguana, or gator.

Deja_VooDoo:Funny, but last night, there was a 10" snapping turtle in my yard.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably. I live in Iowa.

/Still getting a kick out of this thread//Scooped up the poor critter with a shovel///Took him for a ride to the creek in a wheelbarrow

They will sometimes travel a few miles to find a new habitat with some fresh turtley poon and food. Seriously, my son found one in his driveway over a mile from water. All hail your new armored overlord.

cowgirl toffee:My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Sorry that makes no sense. We have snapping turtles in Canada. I take it he has never been an "outdoorsy" type?

cowgirl toffee:My man and I was at a shopping center near a Wal-Mart 2 days ago. There was a little "lump" in the parking lot. We drove over and lo and behold... it was a turtle. He goes over to pick it up and move it off of the pavement. The little turtle bit him... bad. My guy is from Canada... he never "experienced" a snapping turtle before.

Oddly enough, before the assault, he wanted to keep him. After the bite, I had to keep him from tossing the turtle on the rail road tracks.

It was one of those times you need a video camera for YouTube. :P

Where is your man from in Canada that they don't have turtles? I had a snapper in the stream by my house growing up outside of Toronto, and the turtle-pond at my ex's place is so full of painted turtles and snappers that if you stand still you'll suddenly see a flock of beady little heads poking out of the water.

How farking old are you to get that reference? Laughing at myself thinking anything is obscure.

Damned comment\question cost me a fair numbers of beers a LONG time ago. One time a "ships coin?" thing was played on me, joke was that I was a "contractor" and played dumb, I can do that well. a natural talent. It still cost me when a smart person figured out things by looking at my ID when I walked into a place that he was security. Kept me in the "fishbowl" till he finished laughing. Bastard!