$33 dinner, $12 beer sampling from Sept. 26-30

Leave it to The Federal Food, Drink & Provisions to do Oktoberfest in September, kicking off a three-day bier and pork fest on Wednesday, September 26 complete with $33 prix fixe menu, $12 beer flight and outdoor biergarten. Not on the menu, sadly, "live oompah music and waitresses clad in dirndls." But drown your sorrows in beer, "plenty of it," and the following menu available through Sunday, September 30: