It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

WATCH: Can Paula Deen’s Sexual Innuendo Save The Tonight Show

Paula Deen has been known to cozy up to Jay Leno before. Is it his denim shirts? His dated leather jackets? His milquetoast humor? It’s certainly not his baking prowess, which, full disclosure: will send you into a full-on, high anxiety panic attack if you fancy yourself a baker. We barely got through this segment.

Somehow, we don’t see inviting dirty Southern grannies on your show to lick frosting off your fingers to be the best way to cling to your late night slot. But to each his own.

Check out the two parts of Paula’s Tonight Show appearance from last night below. Bonus: Paula adorably responding to a Leno-delivered Charlie Sheen/cocaine joke with “Oh, does Charlie Sheen have a lot of confectioner’s sugar at his parties?”