Skinny Bitch Pizza Is the Basic, Healthy Pie of Our Dreams

Skinny Bitch Pizza just opened in Los Angeles, and yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. The delivery-only spot is basically an ode to people who want to binge-eat after hitting the bar but still want to be healthy at the same time (💁).

The menu is pretty limited, only offering gluten-free cauliflower-crust pizza. If this concept is totally blowing your mind, avid health fanatics have been replacing carb-filled pizza crust with cauliflower for quite some time. But it's near impossible to find somewhere that makes and delivers it to you. So, this is a big deal! Ready?! Let's eat!

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If you order pepperoni, be aware that it's actually made out of turkey. And what basic meal would be complete without a Diet Coke or Fiji Water? Pizza prices range from $24 to $27. If you think that's expensive, obviously you've never made cauliflower pizza by yourself before, because let me tell you, it's a major pain in the ass.

To top it off, each pizza option has its own name — as in, the cheese pizza is called The Jessica and the vegetarian pie is called The Amanda. So basic, so good. But even if you don't like cauliflower pizza, the pink box with red lipstick is worth picking up the phone. This is what I like to call Instagram gold.

Right now their hours are 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. Wednesday through Sunday, and closed on Monday and Tuesday. But the shop just opened on May 10, so keep an eye out for changed hours!

Oh, and just as a fun side note, as of the time of this article being written, the Skinny Bitch Pizza Instagram only follows one person … Britney Spears. That's all.