You can’t do any watersports behind it. You cant sleep on it comfortably. You cant do anything other than haul *** across the lake or anchor with a bunch of other losers at the tie up. Welcome to the loserville redneck yacht club.

Just like I own several different guns for hunting purposes, I’d want to own different boats for different purposes... If you want to waste your money on buying a boat to impress the girls and the neighbors, that’s your choice, but poersonally, I see fountains and similar boats as a sign of douchebaggery... The bigger the gun boat, the bigger the douchebag – just like when I see a Porsche.