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do the pre-ceremony, ceremony, cocktail hour, dinner. Use my sound
system for an ipod mix. You are in total control of the music being
played & the volume. Microphone is supplied for toasts & speeches.

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I teach people how to work this thing called a ‘Guitar’
and they give me money. And then I play the Guitar while people
eat or drink or get married or even listen sometimes, and they pay
me again, I work in heaven!