You know what contentious pop culture debate on which I have no opinion? Nutella vs. Peanut Butter. Seriously Internet forums? You're warring over this? Each is a transcendentally delicious standout in the world of spreads. Who cares which of two superb culinary creations is better when they both taste like Jesus loves you? When both heighten the experience of eating A) toast and B) substances by the heaping spoonful? Can we call a Nutella-Peanut Butter truce and acknowledge that there is plenty of room in the free market for hazelnuts and peanuts share a shelf in the grocery store? Here, let's cheers on it: you take a Powdered Peanut Butter milkshake and I'll take a Nutella & Go! snack. Clink! ... Sip. ... Dunk. ... Mmm.

Mine's better.

The Nutella & Go! snack packs' double compartments house the creamy, nutty, chocolaty, shot-up-with-sugar spread on one side and a helping of breadsticks for scooping on the other. Container is in the shape of a half moon because manufacturer Ferrero believes circles should be eradicated from nature.

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