The funniest one-star Tripadvisor reviews for the world's greatest attractions - because some people are impossible to please.

Eiffel Tower, Paris

"More like the Awful Tower."

"Huge crowds, the fountains are covered with ugly brown paint. You're being assaulted by junk sellers in huge groups. The surrounding park no longer smells of roses. Go if you must, but you won't enjoy it."

"The queues are enormous, the journey by the 100 year old lift takes forever with the queuing, then you are pressed in like sardines, it's pick-pocket capital and no wonder. Then we found out that only the first stage was open so couldn't visit the top anyway! Nasty little cafe. The view is ok - if you like views."

"If I want a theme park I would go to Disneyland."

"Over all I found the French to be rude and horrid. I have been around the world and this is one place I have to say the people are a disgrace. The police are just the same."