Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

I don't know about that. I'm the youngest and I got in trouble for everything. My parents seemed to learn a lot of lessons about parenting and got a lot stricter after my older brother and all of the shenanigans he pulled. I could never get away with anything. Of course, my brother sees things differently...