Ending the Great Lent that prepares every dioist for the easter orgy and with the batteries fully charged, we at the Order of the Moustache travel through every war-torn country to provide soldiers much-needed moral support.

Passing through the Iberian Peninsula, we've landed in ePortugal. Witnessing the reconstruction efforts, some homeless passed through handling pamphlets encouraging foreign investment with obviously doctored photos of scandinavian blondes with no moustache.
They were beaten with the Grandmaster's Cock Stick for such heresy.

Caught pillaging sausages through the rubble, we asked several questions to still-presidente GossypPT, criticized for negotiating the unpopular Non-Aggression Pact with sapinard imperialists.

This was your first government experience. Did all go well?
It was really different from the roles that I performed until now, but I think I managed to adapt myself well. I thank all that were helping me through the term and gave everything for this project. Answering directly to your question, I think it went well but for those that don't nurture great "simpathy" for me, it was enough. I did everything in my power and I leave with a clear conscience because I did what I thought best for ePortugal without thinking in my future image or personal interests.

A day away from leaving the term, how do you think was the work performed generally through the month?
I think we managed to do what was in the electoral program. Despite many crticism, all we've done was clear in the program with we won the elections. We made some mistakes, that's true, but I think the balance was positive. We knew that this project would have a difficult acceptance and it would be difficult to manage the "civil war" in which several players led the country (and I naively assume that I wasn't predicting these proportions).
I think the community would benefit if some players started to think more in the country instead of "destroying" other people's image. However the citizen's opinion be about this Government, what he can't point out is that we weren't brave, honest and that we are only thinking in our future image. In addition to having maintained a united and motivated team until the end. All of this makes me proud of the work done.

Was there a lot of brawling in those March evenings?
There was a lot of fiery discussions and many "insults" at the mix. I never expected to say this but the best moments of the month was when Benfica was playing, because I could do something without anyone "bothering" me in IRC.
I think the next Country President must focus hard in changing this "mood" that doesn't benefit the country. All in all it was a good challenge and I will keep these evening "brawls" in my memory. I don't hold grudges against anyone, after all this is a game. I clearly think that exists dishonest players in the community that do everything to achieve their goals. It's part of the game (like in Real Life), but given the current state of the country I think it's time to stop it.

Was there something you would like to do if you had more time?
I would try to change the community's current mood, but I think I would be unable to. By that motive (and others) I won't run for presidency next month. I think only someone else will be able to do it. And also do what I always advocated post-pact: citizen development (by training grounds) through upgrade campaigns. I hope next CP can do it.

This would be an interview if we didn't address the NAP with the sapinards. Thus I leave the question that no one remembered to ask:

The half-million included photos of Maryoky [current sapinard Minister of Defense] in uniform or bikini? If so, delivered dat!
Eish, you found the secret... But I couldn't get it in uniform or bikini. This was the best we could, in bikini would be 1 million.

The dude actually delivered! But further searches revealed that the image was, after all, public.

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