My Allah is better than yours!Yes, my Allah is better than yours!My religion is better than yours!Yes, my religion is better than yours!Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!Kill the Christians! Make the news!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!Allahu Akhbar!Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!Allahu Akhbar!It's all written in the Koran!Allahu Akhbar!That dirty book for every moron!Allahu Akhbar!Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!Allahu Akhbar!Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!Allahu Akhbar!It's all written in the Koran!Allahu Akhbar!That dirty book for every moron!

Gloriously glorious, dear comrade! I love the way you can hear the fake screaming capitalist in the background! Truly festive.I give it 3 stars! - great to work to in the beet fields, but no so much to do the bebop.

This to bring the tear to my eyeball. I am of rememberance of hearing such lilting tune while watching loathsome husband when he to be training the freedom fighters. It was most favorite one of the young boys of all chanting tunes that would to be echoing all over the mountains. Vile husband always did to love his young boys. I always to be wondering if he to love his young boys more then he to love me because of all the good attention he to give them like watching them while they to do the bathing so they not to miss any of the places on the body that need to be of bathing. He also to be of most concern that the boys are to have the comfortable sleeping beds with the fluffy mattresses. Wretched husband was well known of making testing of all mattresses with the boys so to be of certain they to have good sleeping time.

This to bring the tear to my eyeball. I am of rememberance of hearing such lilting tune while watching loathsome husband when he to be training the freedom fighters. It was most favorite one of the young boys of all chanting tunes that would to be echoing all over the mountains. Vile husband always did to love his young boys.....

I am pondering if more love for young boys meant . . . . . . . (oooh, surely not??) Well maybe it was because young boys much more likely to be self-exploding on demand that #1 wife? Underwives, sure they blow any time forceddemanded asked, but not so'much you??

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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