I broke mi right knee's crossed ligament playing basketball and had surgery to take part of my leg's muscle to replace it, and had to work out months to recover the muscle they used to replace the ligament

1) LOL, I have NO recollection whatsoever about the incident since it occurred when I was still a toddler.....
But my mom told me that that while she was sewing on the sewing machine I crept up to her and
stuck my index finger into the still running threshing needle. LOL, my finger was sewn with the cloth.

2) My right hand's fingers had a car door slammed shut on them for probably almost a minute.

3) I slammed the door shut on my left thumb. The nail had to grow out into a new one. Whoo! It looked horrible for a good few months! xD

4) Very stupid, but I ran into a pole/pillar. My face was burning with bada.ss pain. Hahaha, the impact also left a red imprint on my left side of the face for the whole day.

Well...when I was twelve my friend got a BB Gun for his birthday and after weeks of begging my father, he bought me one as well. My friend and I were so excited so we set up cans in the forest behind my house for target practice. My friend decided it was funny to show off and teasingly pointed the gun at my face. I told him not to aim the thing at me but he said he already fired all his shot at the cans and jokingly pulled the trigger and said "BANG". Unfortunately for me his BB Gun was loaded and I lost my right eye.

well me and my sis had a fight. she pushed me and my backhead hitted a door corner.... so . it started bleed and I was rushed to health centre and they hade to glue the cut closed something like that .. but yeah it wasn't that bad. I'm still living youknow

o.oI think i'm the clumsiest person in the world
there was the time i broke my right arm and leg. There was the time i ((somehow)) got skinned till it was white and blood red. One more layer i could have seen my bones (right shoulder, most of right arm, left leg and hand)
Then there was the time i let the oil get too hot (was making french fries NEVER AGAIN!!!!) and it splattered on my right arm.
seriously my right arm gets all the injuries!

[b]worst:

I broke 2 ribs while skateboarding ((ouch!)) Doctor said i severely damaged my lung. (the joy!) and since then i've been getting lots of problems with those two damn organs! Asthma (never had it before in my life before then), can't run for more then 15 minutes without going all "I need medical help! NOW!' lots of lung disease.
rmost recent: Doctor told me i'm going to live till i'm 65 Max. ^_^ cause of death: lung cancer or another lung disease

Most recent injury: let's just say i'm typing with my left hand cuz my right is unable to do so

i nearly got eaten by a stupid dog...it was the christmas eve of about 5 years ago.....and you guys can immagine how much fun i had that christmas....a great and unexpected christmas present: a 5 cm long scar on my leg.

i nearly got eaten by a stupid dog...it was the christmas eve of about 5 years ago.....and you guys can immagine how much fun i had that christmas....a great and unexpected christmas present: a 5 cm long scar on my leg.

my cousin was once attacked my a dog. she and her friends accidently went on someone elses property and there guard dog attacked them!