I own a Wright jersey, as well as a Hamels jersey, and would love to complete the above list in terms of jerseys.

So in that sense, I'm like The Schwab from Stump the Schwab, enjoying the jerseys of all my favorite players, regardless of team affiliation. The only difference, perhaps, being that I'm mildly attractive*.

*Mild attractiveness according to my mom, whose basement I am not currently residing in as I type this up.*

So, if you could acquire any player and instantly make him a Dodger, who would it be?