January 29, 2010

The Jewish Bra

(from e-mail)
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A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City .

He found a saleslady, and told her, "I would like a *Jewish bra* for my wife, size 34B.."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated "A *Jewish bra*. She said to tell you that she wanted a
*Jewish bra*, and that you would know what she means."

"Ah,
now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests
for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the
*Catholic bra*, or the *Salvation Army bra*, or the *Presbyterian
bra."*

Confused, and a
little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded: "It is all really quite simple.
The *Catholic bra* *supports the masses*.. The *Salvation Army bra* *lifts up the fallen*, and the *Presbyterian bra* *keeps them staunch and upright*.."

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what does the *Jewish
bra* do?"

The saleslady responded: "The *Jewish bra* *makes mountains out of molehills*."