Thanks to Paul Krugman, we are learning the true cause of the horrible events in New Orleans. It is not rain, or wind, or water. It is lack of faith. You heard me, brothers and sisters. It is you. It is me. It is deep in our hearts, our lack. Our lack. of. FAITH! Faith in what? Why in government of course. If only we had believed, and believed in time. If only we had not questioned, and argued, and bitten the hand that feeds us. Then government would have reached down, like the loving daddy it is, and protected us from those awful waves and those terrifyin' winds . . .