1. Would you set an alarm before you nod off so you can make a speedy getaway in the morning?

No, I wake when I wake

I’m usually awkward, no need for an alarm I stay awake anyway

Yes, alarms are great at avoiding those awkward mornings after

2. Providing you stay the night – how long after do you stay in the morning?

Depends on the situation - I usually assess the vibe and stay as long as we both feel comfortable

I’d probably stay at least for a cup of tea and a chat the next morning

As soon as I see daylight, I’m outta there

3. Providing you are the host, how would you get your guest to leave in the morning?

I let them know early on in the date that I am busy the next morning and will need to be up and out of the house early...

I offer to walk them to the station …hint, hint

I crash around making lots of noise in the bedroom to wake them up, and then kick them out asap

4. Would you offer your guest a clean toothbrush/ clean towel so they can freshen up?

Yes, I’d always extend the offer

Maybe – if I have one spare

No, and they’ll be lucky if I brush my teeth

5. Who gets to use the shower first?

My guest

Whoever gets there first

I do – you snooze you lose

6. Have you ever run out of things to talk about the next morning?

No never, making small talk is easy!

Sometimes, but I do my best to keep the conversation going

I’m outta there before we have the chance to start a conversation

7. Do you ever leave without saying goodbye?

No never, I’d always make sure I say goodbye

Maybe, depends if I’d like to see them again

Goodbyes are awkward – I prefer to sneak out as soon as I can do so undetected

8. Have you ever given a fake phone number the morning after?

No

Maybe only once or twice

Always!

9. What would you do if you had unprotected sex or your contraception let you down during sex with a new partner?

It takes two to tango – I’d raise the issue with my partner and agree what we’d do to address the situation together

The woman is the one who might get pregnant so it’s up to her to sort it out by herself

Ignore the situation completely

10. Have you said you will message or call, then haven’t?

No, never

Sometimes

Yes - no one really believes that line do they?

Morning After Manners:

Morning After Master

Polite, considerate and a true charmer the morning after. You understand that it’s important to make an effort not only on the date, but also the next morning. Whether or not you think you might see your date again, you know manners are always important. You are a true Morning After Master…

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Morning After Grafter

You know your mind and act as you see fit in any given situation. At times, your morning after manners are spot on, but sometimes you base your decision on what suits you best, rather than thinking about your dates’ feelings. Remember, you can still be honest and assertive while ensuring your manners are exemplary the morning after…

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Morning After Muppet

You are not a morning person, especially when it comes to dating and being polite the morning after. Frankly, if your date knew your morning after manners score, you probably wouldn’t have scored in the first place. Remember, manners cost nothing, so always try and make the effort even if you don’t plan on seeing your date again...

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