QUIZ: Are You a True ‘Nole or a Dirty Gator?

More important than what religion you belong to, more important than the political party you affiliate with, more important than your precious major, is whether you’re a Seminole or a Gator. Do you belong to the Kingdom of Tallanasty or the Empire of Swamp-Ass?

What typically happens after a night of drinking?

I wake up the next morning with my clothes on backwards and mysterious stains on my shoes.

I wake up stark naked in my room, but with more money in my wallet than I had before going out.

Correct!

Wrong!

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What is your dream professor?

Doesn’t have mandatory attendance.

Over the age of 55, balding, gives excellent study guides for the tests and really inspires you throughout the semester.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Describe your ideal drunk food:

Golden fried chicken strips with dank ass sauce.

Double cheeseburger and cheese fries.

Correct!

Wrong!

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What’s your ideal night-in?

Smoking a bowl and watching Planet Earth.

Killing a 6 pack and yelling at the TV.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Do you see more tank tops or polos on your average day spent on campus?