NAME: BowieMOMMY: MarissaAGE: 2SEX: Male-identifying lesbianETHNICITY: Basset houndBIRTHPLACE: The BronxRESIDENCE: BrooklynOCCUPATION: Private investigatorFAVORITE TOY: Rawhides and slippersFAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITIES: Howling, napping, sniffing booty, and burying bonesFAVORITE FOODS: Everything that is on Mommy s plate or the counterPET PEEVE: Uptight bitches who do not know how to have a good time, people who judge me for being a rescue pup, and people asking if my first name is DavidLEAST FAVORITE PHRASE: Bowieeee nooo!

About Marissa: 21, is a student at Brooklyn College and lives in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.