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White Christmas

I wanted to be sitting in a refurbished opera house right now watching a big screen showing of one of my favorite Christmas musicals, White Christmas, but instead I am laying around on my couch sneezing and snotting with a head cold I woke up with. I am not a good sick person. I don’t like being sick. It pisses me off. I don’t want to lay around unless I decide I want to lay around! However, it’s cold outside and snowing, so who really wants to go out anyway? Since I couldn’t make it to the theatre today, I had to get my White Christmas fix on youtube. Maybe I should tell Santa I want a copy of it for Christmas.