Quotes from the Movie He is Just Not That Into You

I don't wanna be with anybody else, I just wanna be with Beth.

Neil

I would rather be like that, then be like you.

Neil

Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?

Alex

I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.

Gigi

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting.

Mary

That's a lot of prepositions.

Javier

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you

Gigi

I just need you to stop being nice to me unless your gonna marry me.

Beth

How stupid is it that a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?

Gigi

A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.

Gigi

I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid s**t but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.