Thursday November 1stA man walked into a doctor’s waiting room and the room blew down. “I thought you were a waiter”, said the man. “I lost patients,” said the room.

Friday November 2ndThere were three bulls, legging it across a field. One of them was a green bull, one of them a blue bull, and the other had to look in the mirror.

Saturday November 3rdA mutilator was humiliating in a haystack. “Stop!” cried the resultant children.

Sunday November 4thA king walked into a McDonalds. “Give me two women,” he said to the man behind the counter. “Keep your voice down,” said the man, “I’m scared too”.

Monday November 5th“Who’s that seedy comedian – the one who takes his clothes off in the gallery?”“Acconci?”“No, Bob Newart.”

Tuesday November 6thThere were three black dwarves who lived in a tall white cylindrical house on the cliffs. One stormy night an icy winter gale whipped up and howled. The three dwarves climbed the spiral staircase to bed and switched off the light. Next morning, several hundred bodies were found on the beach. They were lighthouse keepers.

Wednesday November 7thAn English, an Irish and a Scottish pussy cat were asked their favourite prey. “Dumplings,” said the Irishman.