Posted:15th Jan 2004yetserday i caught my sister and her friends trying to out do eachother with their battle scars...so being the mature person i am i thought id do the same with you guys

right so here are mine:

1) well this is a kinda scar..i have pencil lead stuck in one of my toes

2) a scar on my left foot from my friends wok falling off the hob and splashing my with hot oil .. much swearing ensued!!

3) scar on my right shin from running into an ill placed wall..whoever built it where it is is an idiot ...it has nothing to do with me running round in pitch black at all!!

4) scar on my butt cheek ... was hiding behind a wall from my mum (was in trouble) slid down the wall to crouch on the floor to hide better..only not realising that leaning again that wall was the broken glass door to my mums display cabinate ..my screams gave away where i was!!

5)scar on my chin from chasing my sis around a shopping mall, with newly polished floors..hence me going arse over tit and taking a chunk out my chin ..all in perfect timing for school photos

6) scar on my cheek that you can barely see anymore ..my sis and i used to put toothpaste over our faces then pretend to shave..to be like dad..bright spark here decided to used dads razor one day instead of the usual handle of the toothbrush ... again much blood curdling screams followed!

7)a scar in my hairline..have no idea how it got there!?!?!? possible cause for it may be me trying to do a flip off my dressing table!!?! who knows!

1. The three under my nose from the reconstructive surgery when I was just one week old

2. The scar on my top lip from the same operation

3. The two scars on the bottom of my lip from more reconstructive surgery when I was only five

4. Two scars in my mouth from even more reconstructive surgery when I was 13. (on the top part of my gum)

5. The scar on my pointer finger on my left hand from where I almost sliced off the top part of my finger during my chefing days.

6. Scar on my left thumb also a victim of my knife when I was doing chefing.

7. Scar on my right arm from a cancerous mole being taken off

8. Four separate burn scars from poi (wrist wraps are my enemy)

9. Scar on both my left and right wrists from when I was working in a chemical company and in an Occ Health and Safety issue some was spilled....I slipped in it and broke my fall with my wrists and hands...the chemicals ate away at my skin and scarred me very lightly.

10. Scar on my hip from more reconstructive surgery when I was thirteen (yes it was at the same time as my mouth, they took a bone from my hip, cut it in half and placed it in my mouth).

11. Scar on my left knee from a cat scratch when I was about 10

12. Scar on my right shin from a cigarette burn that was given to me by my nasty ex.

13. I have small scars in each of my ears and also in my nose from piercings that I used to have

These aren't really scars from here but some weird things:

I also have a little bit of graphite in my right hand from when I was 7 years old.

I have a permanent bruise on my right hand near my little finger from a skating accident.

And last but by far not the least I have a hole in the roof of my mouth (it's called a fistula) out of which I can make the freakiest noises.

I think that is about it. Oh well it is all I remember at this point in time.

Had to dust off this old one cause I needed to add more to my list (as above under my previous login name).

14: I have another cigarette burn scar on my right arm now, due to a friend giving me a drunken hug while he was holding a cigarette which ended up on my skin.

15: 6 scars on my right foot all from a bad burn with a wire wool cage accident.

16: A huge scar on my left shoulder also from an accident with wire wool cages.

17. A cut from a razor has left my left arm with a mark that runs most of the length. (never refuse to give money to a drunken idiot on the street when they have a razor blade in their hand)

18: There is a small straight cut on my right arm near my elbow...I have no idea where it came from.

Posted:20th Apr 2005aight - scar on my left wrist (broken bottles on the ground+ moshpit)-scar on my right ankle from getting it squashed between pier and boat while fuelling it up. - scar on my left shoulder from getting thrown around in that same boat(400 horsepower on a 9 meter boat+ waves+ me and my dad drunk)- ciggie burn on left wrist, ex girlfriend- scar on right shoulder from those cool soviet all in one vaccination, they used to give out in moscow when i was born- numerous unidentified ciggie burns- scar on palm, trying to jump a barbwire fence when i was 6- scar on my lip- drunkenes

- big scar on my leg caused by a windsurfing sail - several scars on my ankles from a rope being caught around it when i capsized a boat - scar on my left hand from putting it through a window - scar that looks like an apendix scar but i actually got when i burnt myself taking cookies out of the oven!! - several burn scars on my arms from being generally acident prone when near the aga - several operation scars on my wrists - long scar on palm of my hand from carpal tunnel decompression operation - too many to count piercing scars - scar on the back of my head from when i was three and slid off a windowsill (indoors) and hit my head on the radiator below

i think thats it but i seem to be adding more and more every day, although i don't seem to be as accident prone as some of you!