Granny May Week (April 9-13 at 3:30 p.m.)
Though she poses as a sweet, deaf old lady, Granny May is really a master thief. She is equipped with weapons such as knitting needles that shoot out nearly unbreakable yarn, perfume strong enough to render someone helpless, and blinding stale purse mints.

The Birthday Girl Week (April 16-20 at 3:30 p.m.)
The Birthday Girl is a greedy, selfish, and sometimes cruel ten-year-old who thinks every day is her birthday. Whenever her needs are denied, she yells “Mine, MINE, MINE!”, growing in height and turning a deeper shade of green with each yell until the owner of the coveted item hands it over in fear.

Chuck The Evil Sandwich-Making Guy Week (April 23-27 at 3:30 p.m.)
Chuck is obsessed with sandwiches and lives in his mother’s basement. His weapon is a gun that fires specially made mustard, relish, ketchup, oil, and other such sandwich condiments that have been modified to be able to encase people.