I got a spot that gets me hotBut you aint been to itI got a spot that gets me hotBut you aint been to itI got a spot that gets me hotBut you aint been to itI got a spot that gets me hotBut you aint been to itCause I can't get into itUnless I get out of itAn I gotta get out of itBefore I get into itCause I never get into itUnless I get out of itAn I gotta be out of itTo get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eyeAnd some bovine perspiration on her upper lip areaAnd she said...)

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chinAn said my-my-myWhat sort of thingMight this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sisterWho was holdin the betAn wondered what kind of tripThe young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no moreWhen her sister got nekkid an laid on the floorShe said dinah-moe might win the betBut she could use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet

I told her...Just because the sunWant a place in the skyNo reason to assumeI wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hairGot her legs in the airAn asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelinBuns up!I was wheelin an dealinWheelin an dealin an ooooh!She surrended to the feelinShe sweetly surrenderedAn she started in to squealin

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bedWith her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone redSome drool rollin downFrom the edge of her chinWhile she spied the conditionHer sister was inShe quivered n quakedAn clutched at herselfWhile her sister made a jokeBout her mental healthTill dinah-moe finallyDid give inBut I told herAll she really neededWas some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...M-m-m...its real angoraWould yall like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An how bout you, fauna? Ywanna?

Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more? Well, heres some more...

Mmm, sure...listenDyou think I could interest youIn a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!Here, lemme sterilize em...Gimme your lighter...

I couldnt say where she's coming from,But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm