Finally got a Switch. The dock is bent. But I don't have a TV, so the bent dock isn't a big deal. Still gonna nag Nintendo to give me a new one though. Or I would if Nintendo made it at all reasonably possible to contact customer support.

There once was a kitty named Tomo
As famous on the Internet as Domo
But his face got all shitty
Because he's a bad kitty
And now he's washed up like Rivers Cuomo

Captain Underpants was really good I loved every moment. My inner 5 year old childhood humor all came crashing in and I haven't laughed so hard since forever.

Pirates of the Carribean 5. I actually really enjoyed this one and there are some nice character ark closures. People kept criticizing it but I personally loved it. Just good ol action pirates movie that's all that matters really.

SGDQ's schedule is live. Not sure when it went live, but I'm just now noticing it.

Noteworthy games include I Am Bread, SUPERHOT and Dark Souls 3. Including the usual sort of games.

Opens with one-handed NieR: Automata on July 2nd.

The Pokemon game of the event is Gold/Silver.

The highlight of the event is probably going to be a warpless Mario series relay race. It sounds like it's going to stretch over multiple games, which sounds very ambitious. There are fifteen people listed as participants.

The event ends with Earthbound.

I didn't see anyone from here on the runner list. Or any YouTubers I follow. Maybe next year, Bisnap...

There once was a kitty named Tomo
As famous on the Internet as Domo
But his face got all shitty
Because he's a bad kitty
And now he's washed up like Rivers Cuomo