In my spare time, I enjoy riding horses along the shore at sunset. My goal is to travel to Australia and smuggle a Kangeroo back. My music preference is Opera, too bad they don't play that at rodeos. I am unique because I have a hippo tattoo on my ass.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)

The optimal first date would include getting revenge on one of my CRAZY exes, payback is a ****!