Garage Sale Mystery: All That Glitters (2014) Movie Script

[] THANK YOU. [DOOR LOCK BUZZES OPEN] MAY I HELP YOU? YES. WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING. [GIGGLING NERVOUSLY] CONGRATULATIONS. ANYTHING PARTICULAR IN MIND? WELL, I REALLY LIKE KATE MIDDLETON'S. REAL, OR FAUX? WE DON'T SELL FAUX JEWELRY HERE. REAL. [GIGGLING] WELL, KATE'S RING IS A 12-KARAT SAPPHIRE SURROUNDED BY 14 EXQUISITE DIAMONDS. THAT WOULD BE A SPECIAL ORDER. OKAY. MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? [CHUCKLING] YES, YOU MAY. [SCREAMS] LET'S GO TO THE BACK. NOW! [DOORBELL BUZZES] COURIER. JUST A SEC. -INSIDE! -MOVE! GOT IT! WHOO! [LAUGHING AND CHEERING] YES! OKAY... AH-- WHAT? I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THEM. BROOKS WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF YOU OPEN THAT. TOO BAD. HE'S STILL GONNA GET THEM ALL. [GASPS] OH, WOW... SO PRETTY... DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. HE SEEMED NORMAL. WE ORDERED FOOD, THEN HE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?" OH, NO... UH-HUH. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. EW... STORAGE? YEAH. WHO BOUGHT A BARREL MUG? YOU DID. RIGHT. ANYWAY. SO, THEN HE SAYS, "I KEEP SPIDERS AS PETS." WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT DID YOU DO? WELL, I SAID, "WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THAT IN HIS PROFILE?" HE SAID 'CAUSE NO ONE WOULD DATE HIM. WHAT A WEIRDO. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ONLINE DATING. THERE WE GO. IS THAT IT? YES, FOR NOW, THAT IS IT. -ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT. -YOU GOT IT? YEAH, THERE WE GO. -ALL RIGHT. -THERE WE GO. -I GOT IT. -OH, I SEE THAT YOU GOT IT. PHEW! YEAH, YOU GOT IT REAL GOOD. -PHEW! -YEAH, MM-HMM. EITHER YOU LEARN THE SOFTWARE, OR I DO. OH, YOU. I HATE BOOKKEEPING, AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS SAYS WE HAVE TO BE MORE "BUSINESS-LIKE". WELL, AS OPPOSED TO SAYING WE SHOULD "MANIFEST SUCCESS". IT'S CALLED "THE SECRET". OH, DID YOU JUS MANIFEST THAT? NO... NO! WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO OUR STORAGE UNIT, WE'RE LOADED. I THINK WE GOT A LITTLE ROOM. YEAH, WHY NOT? THANK YOU. I CAN'T HELP IT, IT SCREAMED "BUY ME". I DIDN'T HEAR IT. SOMETIMES, THESE OLD BATS ARE WORTH A LOT. AND SOMETIMES? GOTTA TRUST YOUR GUT, AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD BATTING AVERAGE. [LAUGHS IN TRIUMPH] YOU SEE WHA I DID THERE? YEAH. YEAH, HARD TO MISS IT. [LAUGHING] WOW. I THINK WE MIGHT NEED ANOTHER STORAGE UNIT. WELL, YEAH, MAYBE A SMALL ONE. I'LL TALK TO MARTIN. MAYBE THERE'S ONE SOMETHING NEAR HERE. I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR THE BOX WITH THE REPOUSSE. OKAY, LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT SAYS "REPOUSSE" ON THE OUTSIDE. UH-HUH. [CHUCKLING] ARE YOU SURE? OH, NO, THANK YOU. AH. ANYWAY, I OWNED THIS PLACE BEFORE WE MET, AND NOW SHE WANTS HALF. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I'M SORRY ABOU THE DIVORCE, MARTIN. I ONLY MET LOUISE A COUPLE TIMES, BUT IT'S ROUGH ANYTIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS. WE'RE STILL LIVING TOGETHER. ROOMMATES. AND NOW SHE WANTS THE HOUSE. IT'S GOING TO BE A REAL BATTLE. WE NEED TO TALK, NOW. YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS? YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING? DON'T PUSH ME. OH, YEAH? THEN, WHAT? HUH? LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE. SURE, LET'S GO. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, PAL? [SHOUTING ANGRILY] I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT. ARE YOU OKAY? I'M A 64 YEAR-OLD MARINE CORPS VET. I DON'T BACK DOWN. WHAT WAS HE SO UPSET ABOUT? GUY LOST HIS STORAGE UNI SOMETIME BACK, SEEMS HE JUST FOUND OUT. YOU DON'T PAY YOUR BILL, YOU LOSE OWNERSHIP. WE AUCTION IT OFF SO WE CAN TRY TO MAKE SOME OF THE MONEY BACK. AND YOU MUST HAVE GIVEN NOTICE. YEAH, YEAH. WE WAIT UNTIL IT'S THREE MONTHS OVERDUE. WE SEND OUT LETTERS, WE PHONE. WE PUT A NOTICE IN THE PAPER. YOU KNOW... THERE'S AN AUCTION THIS SATURDAY. YOU SHOULD COME. IT'S LIKE THE BEST GARAGE SALE YOU'VE EVER SEEN. WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT. SOUNDS LIKE FUN. [CELL PHONE CHIMES] [GRUMBLES] IT'S THE WIFE, SOON TO BE EX. AIN'T GONNA BE PRETTY. GOOD LUCK, MARTIN. WHAT DO YOU WANT? SO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SOLAR PANELS? HANNAH'S DORM AT SCHOOL HAS SOLAR PANELS ON THE ROOF. WELL, THESE ARE ACTUALLY FLEXIBLE. THIS IS THE FIRS BUILDING I'VE WORKED ON THAT WILL USE THEM. YOU CAN ACTUALLY BEND THEM? YOU CAN CLAD THE ENTIRE BUILDING WITH THEM, EVEN THE CURVED SIDES. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. HMM. I RECENTLY DISCOVERED A COMPLETELY NON-POLLUTING TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM. COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU. I LOOKED IT UP ONLINE. SEE THIS? IT'S AN ELGIN, PRE-WW II. RESTORED, IT COULD BE WORTH BEAUCOUP BUCKS. THIS IS REALLY COOL, BUT BE CAREFUL, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU REPAINT SOMETHING, IT'S WORTH LESS. I'M GOING TO NEED A CAR IN A COUPLE OF YEARS, THIS COULD HELP PAY FOR IT. HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO GO TO COLLEGE RIDING A VINTAGE BICYCLE? IT'D BE COOLER TO USE THAT VINTAGE BIKE TO BUY A VINTAGE VOLKSWAGEN. [CHUCKLING] LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF WORK. OH, I'LL HELP YOU WITH IT. [LAUGHTER] CLEVER. WELL, YOU TWO, HAVE FUN, AND REMEMBER, ORIGINALITY IS VALUE. HONEY? GOOD LUCK, SWEETHEART. [SIGHS] DAD, CHECK IT OUT, THIS LOOKS LIKE A GAS TANK, BUT THERE'S NO MOTOR. HOW OLD IS YOUR MOM? OH, SHE'LL BE 77. SHE'S BEEN COLLECTING NANCY ANN SINCE SHE WAS A KID. WELL, HERE YOU GO. "JENNIE." ORIGINAL NANCY ANN STORYBOOK DOLL. 1940s, WITH STRAIGHT LEGS AND JOINTED ARMS. AMAZING. ORIGINAL OUTFIT? YES, ORIGINAL OUTFIT, AND ORIGINAL GOLD FOIL WRIST BAND. I'M AFRAID TO ASK, HOW MUCH? HEY, DANI, HOW MUCH FOR STORYBOOK JENNIE? I'LL CHECK IT IN A SEC, BUT YOU GUYS, COME LOOK AT THIS. SHE'S BEEN DOING THIS ONLINE DATING. OH... FINALLY, A CONTENDER. -[GASPS] CUTE. -HANDSOME. HE'S SIX FEET TALL, WORKS IN MEDICINE, HIS NAME IS STAN. OOH, I NEVER GOT TO DO COMPUTER DATING, IT LOOKS LIKE FUN. [SIGHS] YOU DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING. BUT I'M LIKING STAN. DO YOU THINK HE'S A DOCTOR? SAYS "MEDICINE". PROBABLY. -HI. -HEY, FRANK. HEY, JENN, DANI, HOW YOU DOING? DETECTIVE LYNWOOD, ANY CRIME IN OUR FAIR TOWN TODAY? LET'S SEE. COUPLE OF JAY-WALKERS. OOH... YEAH, THINK WE GOT I UNDER CONTROL. GOOD JOB, HONEY. -DID YOU GET IT? -YEAH. ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH? OH, UM... $75. ONLY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE THE ORIGINAL BOX. [QUIETLY] $75? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... OKAY, WHAT ABOU THE POLICE DISCOUNT? OH, THE... THE POLICE DISCOUNT. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, OF COURSE. WITH THE POLICE DISCOUNT, IT'S... IT WORKS OUT TO-- [TOGETHER]: $75. THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S GOOD. [CHUCKLING] YOU KNOW WE COULD GE A NEW ONE FOR THIS, RIGHT? THANK YOU. [CHUCKLES] TELL JASON TO GIVE ME A CALL, WE'RE TRYING TO PUT A CARD GAME TOGETHER SATURDAY. I WILL, I WILL. NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. YEAH, AS ALWAYS. $75. LET'S JUST SPREAD IT OU AND ROLL AROUND ON IT. ROLL IN THE MONEY... [] EXCUSE ME, THANKS. THANK YOU. OH, HI, JENN. OH, HI, VERN. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW THE RULES. DON'T GO INSIDE, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. [SIGHS] COULD BE TREASURE IN THERE. OR SOMEBODY'S THRIFT STORE DISCARDS. OR A LOT OF BOXES TO MOVE. [AUCTIONEER]: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WHOSE GOING TO START THE BIDDING OUT OF THIS FINE UNIT? $50. I HAVE $50, $50 BIDDING NOW, $100? $100 BID. $100. NOW 150? 150 NOW, DO WE SEE $150 BID? RIGHT HERE. 150'S BID. NOW 200? -200'S BID. $500! $500 IS BID. NOW LOOKING FOR 600. DO I HEAR 600? ONCE... $600 GOING TWICE... SOLD TO THE MAN FOR $500. SEE? THAT WAS FUN AND IT DIDN'T COST ANYTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? THESE FOOLS ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME RIGHT OUT OF BUSINESS. GOOD LUCK, JENNIFER. YOU TOO, VERN. [VERN]: THANKS FOR NOTHING, MARTIN! LET'S GO CHECK OU THE NEXT UNIT. YEAH. [SIGHING] VERN DIDN'T LOOK TOO HAPPY. WELL, HIS STORE IS NOT DOING WELL.. IF HE KEEPS GETTING OUT-BID, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET NEW STOCK. I KNOW, HARD TO MAKE MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL. OH, THIS IS IT, #23. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE HEADING THIS WAY. UNIT 23. AGAIN, DON'T GO INSIDE. COME AND TAKE A CLOSE LOOK. ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GO A BEAUTIFUL UNIT HERE. I'LL STAR THE BIDDING AT $200. 200. I HAVE 200 NOW. 250? 250 NOW. 300? [QUIETLY] DANI... TABLE LEG, SEE IT? I THINK IT'S AN OLD FEDERAL TABLE. 300 NOW. 400? 400. NOW BIDDING $500? $600. 600 IS BID. NOW 600. 800, I HAVE $800, NOW 900? $900 GOING ONCE... GOING TWICE... -NO. 900'S HERE, NOW $1,000. $1,000. COME ON! $1,000 BID, LOOKING FOR 1,100. -1,100. -1,200. 1,300. I BID $1,500. 1,600... I HAVE 1,650. 1,700 NOW? 1,700 GOING ONCE... GOING TWICE... SOLD TO THE LOVELY LADY FOR 1,650. I WON! SURE DID. [APPLAUSE] WOW. 1,400, 1,500, 1,650. MM-HMM. WELL, SIGN HERE, AND SHE'S ALL YOURS. THAT ANGRY GUY EVER COME BACK? NAH, I THINK I SCARED HIM OFF. [CHUCKLING] WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE UNIT. YOU BID LIKE A PRO. MARTIN, YOU HAVE SOME VERY COOL THINGS HERE. IF YOU EVER WANT TO SELL THEM, WE TAKE THINGS ON CONSIGNMENT. NOPE. I LOVE MY TOYS. HERE WE GO. [GROANING WITH EFFORT] SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THAT LOOKS REAL. GENUINE HEPPLEWHITE, 1800s. OKAY, MOM, YOU COULD ONLY SEE THE LEG FROM, LIKE, 10 FEET AWAY. THAT COULD BE A REPRODUCTION. BUT IT'S NOT. BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN A REPRO. EXCEPT... I SAW THIS. HAYWORTH'S BLACK WAX. 100% BEESWAX. ANYONE WITH A REPRO WOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS. MOM, YOU ARE A "FURNITURE WHISPERER". I TRY. OKAY, KITCHEN UTENSILS, CLOTHING, TO THE WOMEN'S SHELTER. EVERYTHING ELSE TO THE SHOP. OKAY. LET'S GET A MOVE ON, I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. OOH, WITH THE HANDSOME DOCTOR? MAYBE A DOCTOR. HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT, THIS NEWSPAPER IS DATED FIVE YEARS AGO. WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHEN IT WAS PACKED. OH, ACTUALLY, THIS IS PRETTY COOL, TOO. ITS INITIALS ARE "D.B." HEY, I WONDER IF IT'S THE SAME GUY WHO JUMPED OUT OF THAT JE WITH ALL THE MONEY. WHAT? YOU MEAN D.B. COOPER? YEAH, YEAH, THAT GUY. WELL, I THINK HIS INITIALS WOULD HAVE BEEN "D B C". OH. HUH. WELL, ANYWAY, THE MONEY IS STILL MISSING. WOULDN'T MIND FINDING THA IN A STORAGE UNIT. HMM. YEAH, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, YOU CAN PUT I IN YOUR NICE NEW PURSE. [CHUCKLING] [INTERCOM BUZZES] CLOSED. COME BACK TOMORROW. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. I GOT YOUR LETTER AND I DROVE A CHECK DOWN. JUST PUT IT THROUGH THE SLOT. PLEASE, I'LL SLEEP A LOT BETTER TONIGH IF I COULD JUST HAND I TO YOU IN PERSON. ALL RIGHT. COME ON IN. [DOOR LOCK BUZZES OPEN] JUST DRINK IT. AH... SEE, WHAT YOU'RE TASTING IS THE KALE. IT'S KIND OF LIKE SUPER SPINACH. OH, NO. THIS IS REALLY, REALLY, BAD. I'M JUST SAYING. YEAH, WELL, THE WORSE IT TASTES, THE HEALTHIER IT IS. WELL, THEN I AM GONNA LIVE FOREVER. [SIGHS, WINCING] HE REALLY SAID HE THOUGH YOUR EARS WERE ATTRACTIVE? YES, MY EARS. PROBABLY BECAUSE HIS WERE SO WEIRD, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE, IF HE WERE SWEET. I MEAN, IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH, A NICE GUY? WITH NORMAL EARS? HEY, VERN. OH, HI, JENN. HI, DANI. HI. MAN, THAT AUCTION WAS BRUTAL, HUH? OH, WELL, THAT WAS OUR FIRST ONE, SO, HOPEFULLY, WE DID OKAY WITH THE UNIT WE BOUGHT. OH, LISTEN, IF YOU SEE ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE RIGH FOR MY STORE, LET ME KNOW. OH, WE WILL. WE HAVEN' STARTED SORTING IT. OH. HEARD THE NEWS, RIGHT? YEAH, THERE WAS SOME KIND OF BREAK-IN DOWN AT THE SELF-STORAGE. THE MANAGER IS MISSING. COPS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE. OKAY, WELL, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS ALTERCATION WITH THIS GUY. HIS STORAGE HAD BEEN AUCTIONED. HE WAS VERY ANGRY. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT GET VIOLENT. WHEN WAS THIS? FOUR DAYS AGO. HMM. WELL, FOLEY'S WIFE SAYS HE'S USUALLY HOME AROUND 7:00. BY 9:00, SHE STARTED CALLING, COULDN'T REACH HIM, WENT TO BED. WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, SEES HE NEVER CAME HOME, DRIVES OVER HERE, FINDS THIS. THERE'S SOME BLOOD ON THE CARPET, NOT A LOT, AND SINCE MR. FOLEY IS MISSING, THE ASSUMPTION IS THAT IT'S HIS. ROBBERY? NOT A VERY GOOD ONE, $600 WAS FOUND IN FOLEY'S DESK. WANT MY OPINION? I THINK YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO ME ANYWAY, SO GO AHEAD. I THINK SOMEONE WAS KILLED, AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA OF WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE BODY. OKAY TO GO INSIDE? ALREADY PROCESSED. MARTIN WAS AN EX-MARINE, TOUGH. WELL, A FIGHT OCCURRED, THAT'S OBVIOUS. A FIGHT THA ESCALATED TO MURDER. NOT NECESSARILY. WE ONLY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD AND A MISSING PERSON. THIS HELD A JAPANESE SWORD, A SHORT ONE. IF SOMEONE HAD BEEN STABBED, THERE WOULDN'T BE A LOT OF BLOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT. IT'D BE A SMALL, BUT DEEP WOUND, MOSTLY INTERNAL BLEEDING. SO, WHERE'S THE BODY? WELL, THE KILLER WANTED TO GET RID OF THE BODY FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. THOSE STORE LOCKS ARE WHA THEY PUT ON EMPTY UNITS. MARTIN SAID THEY WERE 95% OCCUPIED. THERE WERE FOUR LOCKS HANGING THERE YESTERDAY. THERE ARE NOW THREE. THERE ARE TWO MARKS ON THE FLOOR HERE. WHERE? YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN THE RIGHT LIGHT TO SEE THEM. LIKE WHAT THE HEEL OF A SHOE WOULD LEAVE IF YOU WERE DRAGGING A BODY. OKAY. YEAH, I SEE THEM NOW. BUT THEY ONLY GO TO HERE. IT'S NOT LIKE HE JUS GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY. YOU'RE RIGHT. THE KILLER USED ONE OF THESE. PUT THE BODY IN THE EMPTY UNI AND LOCKED I WITH THE STORAGE LOCK. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. JUST A HUNCH. HEY, JENN. SO, WE FOUND SOMEONE. WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH GIVING A PRELIMINARY I.D.? SURE. OKAY. [SIGHS HEAVILY] THAT'S HIM. HEY, GUYS. HEY, HON', HOW WAS YOUR DAY? [SIGHS] HONEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? YEAH, SURE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. JENN? YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED? [SIGHS] MARTIN FOLEY WAS KILLED. WHO'S HE? HE OWNS THE STORAGE PLACE. WOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE. SO, HOW DOES THIS INVOLVE YOU? I SEEM TO HAVE A KNACK. THIS PINCHES. LAST TIME I SAW MARTIN WAS RIGHT AFTER THE AUCTION. A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THAT, WE SPOKE LONGER. AND THAT'S WHEN YOU WITNESSED THE ALTERCATION? YES, LAST THURSDAY. CAN YOU DESCRIBE THIS MAN FOR ME? LATE 40s, 5'9." IN SHAPE. BLUE-GREEN EYES, INTERESTING COLOR. DARK HAIR, BEARD, A LITTLE GRAY AROUND THE TEMPLES. DON'T THEY HAVE A SECURITY CAMERA? YEAH, NO, IT'S BROKEN, LONG TIME AGO. DID YOU HEAR ANY SPECIFIC THREATS? JUST A LOT OF ANGRY SHOUTING, I COULDN'T MAKE OUT ANY WORDS. AND THEN WHEN MARTIN CAME BACK IN THE OFFICE, WAS HE VISIBLY UPSET? HE WAS HEATED, BUT THAT PASSED. WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE THIS GUY AGAIN? OH, YES. THAT'S WHA I LIKE TO HEAR. THAT'S NO WHAT I SAID. WELL, THAT'S WHA IT SOUNDED LIKE. HONEY, I JUS WANT YOU TO BE SAFE. THAT MEANS TELLING THE POLICE WHAT YOU SAW, THEN STAYING OUT OF IT. I'M NOT IN IT. YET YOU HELPED THE POLICE FIND THE BODY. ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE IN THE OFFICE WHEN THE GUY CAME IN AND THEY HAD THE ARGUMENT. EXACTLY, SO IF THAT MAN WERE THE KILLER, THEN WHO CAN IDENTIFY HIM? YOU'VE DONE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. NOW LET THE POLICE DO THEIR JOBS. [SIGHS] I WILL, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU I'LL STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. [GRUMBLES] THINKING'S FINE. IT WASN'T PRE-MEDITATED. HERE WE GO. THIS IS FOR YOUR COLLECTION. IT'S BAKELITE, FROM THE 1950s. I WANT TO MAKE A DISPLAY FOR ALL MY BUTTONS. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. LET ME PAY YOU FOR THAT. DON'T DENY ME THE PLEASURE OF SPOILING MY GODCHILD. [SIGHS] YEAH... OKAY, YOU GUYS. OKAY, HAVE FUN WORKING. [LAUGHS] BYE, FROGGY. [SIGHS] OH, THAT KID. THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. HI. [] HI. I'M DANI. CAN I HELP YOU? UH, HI. I'M ALAN, UH, BERNARD. I'M JUST BUYING THIS HOUSE, SO I'M ON THE LOOKOU FOR INTERESTING PIECES. OH, WELL, WELCOME TO RAGS TO RICHES. WE SPECIALIZE IN INTERESTING. I CAN SEE THAT. UH... PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH? NICE EYE. THAT'S A DOWRY CHEST, RIGHT? EXACTLY. YEAH, A FATHER WOULD BUILD THAT FOR HIS DAUGHTER, AND THERE'S THE DATE RIGHT THERE. SHE'D SEW QUILTS IN PREPARATION FOR HER EVENTUAL WEDDING. HMM. WELL, I HOPE IT WORKED OUT. LOOK, I HOPE YOU DON' MIND MY ASKING, BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS, WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? JUST WALK AROUND AND KNOCK ON FARMHOUSE DOORS? HOW DO YOU FIND ALL THIS GREAT STUFF? WE'VE KNOCKED ON A FEW DOORS. UH, WE GO TO ESTATE SALES, GARAGE SALES. PEOPLE BRING THINGS IN. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SPECIFIC? [CELL PHONE RINGS] UH, NO, NOT RIGHT NOW. IF I CLOSE ON THE HOUSE, THEN I'LL GE A BIT MORE SERIOUS. HELLO? OH, HEY, LOUISE. MY PERSONAL WEAKNESS HAS ALWAYS BEEN VINTAGE BASEBALL STUFF. REALLY? HEY, JENN, DO YOU HAVE THAT OLD BASEBALL BAT? IT'S STILL IN MY CAR, YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT? UH, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY. I'M ACTUALLY A BIT MORE INTO BASEBALL CARDS, AUTOGRAPHED BALLS, THAT KIND OF THING. -BIG CUBS FAN. -OH. CUBS. YEAH. ALL WE'VE GO IS A BABY BEAR. OH. IT'S A VINTAGE TEDDY FROM 1920. I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT. COME ON. WE GOT IT IN AN ESTATE SALE LAST YEAR. IT'S VERY NICE. SO, UM, DANI, IS THAT IS SHORT FOR ANYTHING? DANIELLE. DANIELLE. THAT'S A VERY BEAUTIFUL NAME. UM, I'LL COME BACK WHEN I HAVE A BIT MORE TIME, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. [SIGHS] DID YOU SEE THAT? OH, I SAW THAT. MARRIED? NO RING. [CLEARS THROAT] I KNOW IT'S NOT A GUARANTEE. LISTEN, I HAVE TO RUN, MARTIN'S WIFE, LOUISE, JUST CALLED ME. SHE WANTS ME TO COME OVER. OH? WHY? YEAH, I'M NOT SURE. MAYBE SHE WANTS SOMEONE TO TALK TO. YEAH. YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GOOD FOR THAT. IT STILL SEEMS SO UNREAL. I LOOK AT THE DOOR, EXPECT HIM TO COME HOME. IT'S HORRIBLE. THE DETECTIVE SAID THA YOU'D BEEN VERY HELPFUL, THAT ONE OF THEIR LEADS IS SOMEONE WHO HAD BEEN ANGRY WITH MARTIN? THAT... YOU SAW THEM FIGHT? YES, I WAS THERE WHEN A MAN CAME INTO HIS OFFICE. HE WAS VERY UPSET. THEY ARGUED OUTSIDE. I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING. MARTIN TOLD ME THAT HE WAS ANGRY BECAUSE HIS STORAGE UNI HAD BEEN AUCTIONED OFF. BUT YOU SAW HIM? YES. GOOD. GOOD. I HOPE THEY LOCATE HIM SOON. WELL, THE POLICE SAID HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY CONNECTED TO THE CASE. YOU NEVER THINK SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN. I'M SORRY, LOUISE. I LOVED HIM VERY MUCH. HE WASN'T PERFECT, BUT... WE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK. [GROANING] I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE UNPACKING THESE BOXES FROM THE AUCTION UNTIL WE CLEAR SOME MORE SPACE. WELL, JASON IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT YOU LOADING UP THE GARAGE. JUST THE OVERFLOW. BESIDES, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE STORAGE UNIT RIGHT NOW. I DON'T BLAME YOU. NOW, THIS IS COOL. STAY OR GO? UH, GARAGE. SO, THAT'S WEIRD ABOUT LOUISE. I KNOW. I WAS NOT ABOUT TO SAY, "IF YOU WERE SO IN LOVE, WHY WERE YOU DIVORCING HIM?" BUT IF THEY WERE HAVING PROBLEMS, WOULD SHE REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT THEM NOW? MAYBE NOT. HEY, MOM. HEY, LOGAN, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR, AND TAKE THE BOXES OUT OF THE BACK OF MY CAR, AND STACK THEM NEAR THE WORKBENCH? WHAT ABOUT DAD'S RULE, NO JUNK IN HIS GARAGE? HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S NOT JUNK. MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE. HE NOTICES IF I PUT A SCREWDRIVER IN THE WRONG PLACE. THANK YOU. [CLEARS THROAT] WELL, HELLO, HANDSOME. NICE TRY. I SAW THE BOXES. THAT DIDN' TAKE LONG. AND? OH, JUST A FEW DAYS, I PROMISE. DEFINE "A FEW". FIVE. I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK. THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. OH, YOU HAVE THAT INSURANCE PAPERWORK YOU WANTED ME TO SIGN? OH, SHOOT, I LEFT IT AT THE STORE. I'LL GO GET IT AFTER DINNER. WELL, I'D SAY IT COULD WAIT, BUT... BUT IT CAN'T. MM-MM. YOU WANT SOME HELP? THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. [CHUCKLES IN WONDER] MOM! IN HERE! [PANTING] YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! -WHOA-- -WHOA-- LOOK. HIDDEN IN THE SEAT-STEM. THIS IS A REAL TREASURE MAP! OH, I LOVE A GOOD TREASURE HUNT. HOLD IT, JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS OLD, DOESN'T MEAN IT IS. WELL, I KNOW, THE BIKE IS FROM 1934. I LOOKED UP A PICTURE OF ONE ONLINE. WELL, THAT MAKES IT ABOU 80 YEARS OLD, NOT PIRATE ERA. THE BIKE MAYBE, BUT THE MAP ISN'T ON PAPER, IT'S THICKER, LIKE OLD... PARCHMENT. RIGHT, YEAH! HE'S RIGHT, PIRATES USED PARCHMENT PAPER. OKAY, WELL, WHERE DID THE PIRATE GET A BIKE? YOU GUYS, I'M GOING TO RUN TO THE STORE QUICKLY AND GRAB THA INSURANCE PAPER. YOU WANT ME TO COME? NO, NO, NO, YOU GUYS STAY. THIS IS VERY EXCITING. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HON, I REALLY DON'T MIND. SO, DAD, WHAT DO YOU THINK? CHECK IT OUT. SEE THAT? "X" MARKS THE SPOT, RIGHT? IT'S GOT TO BE LEGIT. [GLASS CUTTER SCRATCHING] [TAPPING] HI. WHAT'D THEY GET? JUST THIS STUFF. THAT'S COSTUME JEWELRY, THAT'S HARDLY WORTH STEALING. YOU KNOW, I WAS HERE LAST NIGHT, I CAME BACK AROUND 10:00 TO GET SOME MAIL. COULD HAVE BEEN ANY TIME AFTER THAT. SO THE BACK IS PRETTY TRASHED. OH, NO. WHAT A MESS. THIS WAS A THIEF WHO KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. SEE HOW HE CAREFULLY CUT THE WINDOW, USUALLY THEY JUS SMASH IT. CAME AND LEF THROUGH THE BACK DOOR. WELL, OTHER THAN THE COSTUME JEWELRY, WAS ANYTHING ELSE TAKEN? IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT. I MUST SAY, LADIES, YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM IS REALLY OUTDATED. WE, UM... WE HAVE A LIS OF THINGS TO DO, BUT... YEAH. SOMETHING... WELL, WE HAD TO FIX THE ROOF-- --THE ROOF FIRST. IT WAS... YEAH. WE'LL PAY YOU BACK EVERY PENNY, EVEN IF I HAVE TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PULL WEEDS. I'LL HOLD YOU TO IT. YOU, TOO. THANK YOU. I DON'T THINK THERE'S A CONNECTION, DO YOU? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T LIKE THINKING YOU MIGHT HAVE WALKED INTO A BURGLARY LAST NIGHT, AND THEN, LAST WEEK, A MURDER SCENE. I WON'T BE GOING TO THE STORE BY MYSELF ANYMORE AT NIGHT. NO, YOU WILL NOT, AND WE SHOULD HAVE UPGRADED THE ALARM SYSTEM A LONG TIME AGO. I KNOW. CHECK IT OUT... THERE'S A WHOLE BOX OF THESE. THAT'S MONEY, RIGHT HERE. CUTE. WELL, HERE WE HAVE A SIGN... NICE. AND A BOX FULL OF TRAVEL BOOKS. EUROPE, BELGIUM, COSTA RICA, INDIA... WE GO SOME BOOKS HERE, TOO. NOTHING OLD ENOUGH TO BE WORTH ANY MONEY, I DON'T THINK. LOVE THIS, THOUGH. "FAMOUS DIAMONDS AND THEIR HISTORY." I SHOULD PUT THA IN THE HOUSE, IT MIGHT INSPIRE JASON. [LAUGHS] WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? OH, JUST LITTLE THINGS. PENS, NOTEBOOK... OOH, MONEY! [GASPING] DID YOU SAY THE MAGIC WORD? WELL, EXCEPT THAT IT'S FROM COSTA RICA AND BELGIUM. WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK THE EXCHANGE RATE. HERE, HELP ME WITH THIS BOX. IT'S KIND OF HEAVY. OOH. WOW. HEY... NEAT. SO, WHO WOULD USE THAT, PHARMACISTS? AND GOLD DEALERS, I THINK. NEAT. AND WHAT HAVE WE HERE? TOOLS. FOR... A WATCHMAKER OR SOMETHING. OKAY, WELL, I THINK WE CAN DEFINITELY SELL THE TOOLBOX AND THE SCALE, AGREED? YES. NOW, WHAT ABOU THE FEDERAL TABLE? OH, A POSSIBLE BUYER COMING THIS AFTERNOON. SELL IT. WHO WOULD LET ALL THIS COOL STUFF GO TO AUCTION? GEORGE HEPPLEWHITE WAS BRITISH. THE PIECES MADE IN NEW ENGLAND ARE AFTER HIS STYLE. I WOULD DATE THIS EARLY 19th CENTURY. IT'S VERY NICE. I ALREADY HAVE SOME INTEREST. JENNIFER, PLEASE, THE ONLY BUYER FOR THIS WONDERFUL PIECE WOULD BE ME. MAKE ME AN OFFER. I THINK $1,500 WOULD BE MORE THAN GENEROUS. A REAL OFFER. I NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY ON IT WHEN I SELL IT. SO DO I. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? MORE. A LOT MORE. [] NOT QUITE IN SEASON, ARE THEY? HEY. HELLO, AGAIN. HI. NO, NO, NOT REALLY, BUT GETTING THERE, I THINK. DO YOU ALWAYS BUY ORGANIC? UH, WELL, YEAH, WHEN I FOUND OU WHAT THEY SPRAY ON THE OTHER STUFF. -YEAH. -YES. I SEE YOU LIKE, UM... -KALE? -KALE. NO. WELL... [CHUCKLING] IT'S KIND OF BITTER. YEAH. BUT I PUT I IN GREEN DRINKS, AND IF YOU MIX I WITH APPLE JUICE, THEN IT'S NOT SO BAD. -DO YOU JUICE? -HMM? SORRY? -DO YOU JUICE? -JUICE, UH... WELL, YEAH. I'M LEARNING. SOMETIMES. WELL, YOU SHOULD COME BY THE SHOP, AND I CAN MAKE YOU ONE. WITH JUICE. YEAH. NO, I WOULD LOVE THAT, THAT'D BE GREAT. GREAT. OKAY, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT, BUT... IF YOU KNOW, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD ORGANIC RESTAURANT, UM... MAYBE I COULD TAKE YOU OU FOR DINNER TONIGHT. YES. [CELL PHONE RINGS] HELLO. OKAY, ALAN WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE. [CHUCKLES] WAIT. WHO'S ALAN? ALAN. ALAN, ALAN, FROM THE SHOP. AND HE WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE, AND I JUST WALKED UP AND I STARTED TALKING TO HIM. WAIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU MADE THE FIRST MOVE? YES! YES, AND NOW WE'RE GOING OUT FOR DINNER. ORGANIC. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR? OH, UM... OH, I KNOW, HOW ABOUT THAT CUTE DRESS YOU BOUGHT LAST WEEK? OH. REALLY? REALLY. THAT LOOKS SO HOT ON YOU. ARE YOU KIDDING? OH, AND I HAVE THE PERFEC PAIR OF GOLD HOOP EARRINGS THAT YOU CAN BORROW. OKAY. YEAH, OKAY. GOOD. OKAY, UM... BYE-BYE. BYE. WHERE DID I PARK? "AN HONEST MAN LIVES LONG, AND A THIEF GETS HIS JUST DUE. BE CAREFUL NOT TO VENTURE UNTO WHAT BELONGS NOT TO YOU." THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WARNING. WELL, I'M NOT SCARED. IF YOU LOOK AT THE MAP, THERE'S A SMALL LAKE WITH A STREAM FLOWING INTO IT. I'M SATELLITE SEARCHING A 50-MILE RADIUS OF HERE TO SEE IF I CAN FIND A MATCH. LOGAN, THAT IS VERY SMART. THERE'S ALSO A RIDDLE HERE. CHECK IT OUT. OH, BOY, OKAY. "THERE IS NO TALLER TO BE FOUND, "AN OLD SAILOR COULD TAKE ME DOWN, "AND MAKE ME A BOAT TO SAIL AROUND HERE EXACT IS FOUND THE GROUND." AH, "X". OKAY, COME ON, MOM, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I'M NOT SURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? WELL... THE "X" IS OBVIOUS, THAT'S THE TREASURE. BUT THE REST? SOMETIMES, IT'S EASIER TO CRACK THESE THINGS IF YOU DON'T HIT 'EM HEAD ON. WELL, I LIKED I WHEN I WAS THERE. I REALLY LIKED BEING ON THE WATER. OH, YEAH, ON THE WATER, IT'S GREA IN THE WATER, NOT SO GREAT. NO, THE RAIN IN SEATTLE GETS OLD REALLY FAST. [CHUCKLING] IS THAT WHY YOU MOVED? YEAH, THAT, AND, UM, YOU KNOW, THE REAL ESTATE MARKE GOT OVER-HEATED, AND THERE'S BETTER OPPORTUNITIES HERE, AND, UH, ACTUALLY, MY DAUGHTER ENDED UP GRADUATING COLLEGE. OH! SO, THE TIMING WAS JUS KIND OF RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS ON A SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YEAH, IT'S GREAT, SHE ACTUALLY GOT A JOB AT ONE OF THOSE SAN FRANCISCO TECH COMPANIES, SO... -OH. -YEAH. FREE LATTES? FREE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. MINI-BUS RIDE TO WORK, SUSHI FOR LUNCH. IT'S CRAZY. AND THIS... THIS IS, I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT. IT'S AWESOME. WELL, GOOD. GOOD. LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, UM... DO YOU EVER DO ANY INTERIOR DESIGN? OH, WELL, NO PROFESSIONALLY, BUT, UH, I HELP MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY ASK. WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE WHEN I FIND A PLACE, I AM GOING TO NEED SOME HELP. WOULD YOU BE LIVING ALONE, OR... YEAH, WELL, I'M DIVORCED. OH. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, I RAN INTO MY EX-WIFE AT MY DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT 10 YEARS, SO... YEAH, THAT WAS SOMETHING. IT WAS LIKE RUNNING INTO SOMEBODY AT A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, YOU KNOW? -HOW ABOUT YOU? -OH, SAME. I MEAN, I'M DIVORCED, NOT THE THING ABOUT THE EX-WIFE AND THE DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION. [LAUGHS] WELL, THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE WEIRD. WELL... CHEERS. CHEERS. TO A GREAT NIGHT. HONEY, HOW MUCH WAS THA ALARM SYSTEM TODAY? WHAT, YOU FORGOT ALREADY? REMIND ME. $1,700. BUT WE CAN WORK OU A MONTHLY PLAN. I THINK I'D PREFER TO TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT NOW. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? BOUGHT A TABLE, SOLD A TABLE, BUT THANKS FOR THE LOAN. WHOA, NOT SO FAST, WE STILL HAVE THAT JUNK TO DEAL WITH IN MY GARAGE. IT'S NOT JUNK. ARE YOU REALLY COUNTING THAT? JASON. WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT DATE. IT WAS. SO I DON'T THINK I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. WHAT? WHY NOT? BECAUSE IF I DON' SEE HIM AGAIN, THEN I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE MEMORY OF ONE GREAT DATE WITH A NICE GUY. OH, YOU'RE CRAZY. MAYBE, BUT WITH MY LUCK, HE'LL END UP BEING A POLYGAMIST, OR A GUY WHO KEEPS LIZARDS AS PETS, OR A GUY WITH A LINGERIE CLOSET. [CHUCKLING] DANI, THAT'S THE GUY. WHAT, HE'S HERE? NO, NOT THAT GUY. THE GUY WHO WAS FIGHTING WITH MARTIN. OH, THAT GUY. YEAH. -LET'S GO. -WHAT? [CAR ENGINE STARTS] CAN YOU TELL WHAT KIND OF TRUCK? NO, BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN. I JUST NEED TO GE A GLIMPSE OF THE PLATE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY MEET A NICE GUY, AND NOW I'M GOING TO DIE. IS THAT A "3" OR AN "8"? IT'S A "3". OR, IT'S AN "8". [SIREN WAILING] [GROANS] I DON'T BELIEVE IT. [SIREN WAILING] THAT GUY COULD BE INVOLVED IN MARTIN'S MURDER. THAT'S OKAY, I'M SURE THE NICE OFFICER WILL UNDERSTAND. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE? DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? 50? ACTUALLY, I CLOCKED YOU AT 55 IN A 40 ZONE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, MA'AM. FRANK, HEY, IT'S JENNIFER. LISTEN, I JUST SAW THE GUY THAT WAS ARGUING WITH MARTIN. WE TRIED TO FOLLOW HIM TO GET A PLATE NUMBER. HE WAS DRIVING AN OLD YELLOW PICKUP TRUCK, I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND-- YES, I'M LISTENING. I KNOW. I KNOW, UM... I'M SORRY, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. DETECTIVE LYNWOOD SAYS WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOLLOWING POTENTIAL SUSPECTS. OH! I'M SO SURPRISED. HERE YOU ARE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ENJOY. WHOA, THAT'S NICE. HAIDA GWAII? COAST SALISH, I THINK, BUT I HAVE TO GET IT CHECKED OUT. NICE, THOUGH, HUH? YEAH. [CELL PHONE BEEPS] OOH, HANG ON, INCOMING. IT'S FROM ALAN. "THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING. LET'S DO IT AGAIN. SATURDAY?" WINKY-FACE. [GASPS] OOH. I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE ON SATURDAY. INVITE HIM. REALLY? JASON'S BARBECUING FISH, IT'S EASY. I DON'T KNOW IF ALAN EATS FISH. ASK HIM. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. OKAY. DEEP BREATH. [INHALING DEEPLY] WHERE ARE YOU? OH... OH? YES? COULD YOU BE? AND A STREAM FLOWING IN... BINGO. NOW JUST DROP A PIN ON THE LAKE... [SIGHS WITH SATISFACTION] OH, YEAH. HI. HI. WHAT DO YOU THINK? NICE. IT WAS A LITTLE CREEPY BEFORE. IT FEELS BETTER NOW THAT... EVERYTHING CHANGED. OH, YOU WANT A COFFEE? I'VE GOT AN ESPRESSO MACHINE. OH, I'M FINE, THANK YOU. LOUISE, I WAS AT A GARAGE SALE EARLIER TODAY, AND I SAW THE MAN THA WAS ARGUING WITH MARTIN. REALLY? WELL, THAT'S KIND OF SCARY. I CALLED DETECTIVE LYNWOOD, BUT I JUST THOUGH YOU SHOULD KNOW. OH, THANK YOU. I GO THE SECURITY CAMERAS FIXED, AND I'M NEVER HERE ALONE. SAM'S HERE WHENEVER I AM. I DON'T WORK LATE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO WOULD WANT TO HARM YOUR HUSBAND? NO. BUT MARTIN WAS NEVER VERY DIPLOMATIC. IT COULD GET UGLY IF HE THOUGHT SOMEONE STOLE A PARKING SPACE DOWN AT THE MALL. DID IT EVER GO BEYOND ARGUING? NO. HE WAS ALL BARK. I DON'T KNOW IF THE POLICE ARE MAKING ANY PROGRESS WITH THIS AT ALL. WHAT'S YOUR BEST GUESS? ROBBERY, MAYBE. I KNOW MARTIN HAD SOME GOLD COINS SOMEWHERE. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND THEM. HEY, THANKS FOR COMING OVER, I TOLD JASON WE'D GE OUR STUFF OUT OF THE GARAGE. SURE. SO, I SPOKE TO ALAN. AND? -HE'S COMING ON SATURDAY. -GREAT. AND HE'S OKAY WITH FISH. WELL, I LIKE HIM EVEN MORE. [CHUCKLES] I THINK MOST OF THIS STUFF IS GOING TO GO TO THE SHELTER. YEAH. OH, LOOK... TEDDY BEAR. OH! OH, THE EYES ARE REPLACEMENTS. AND HIS ONE EAR IS NOT ORIGINAL. NOT WORTH MUCH. STILL CUTE. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM TO ALLIE? THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. MAYBE SHE'LL DITCH THAT OLD FROG. WHAT ABOUT THIS SUITCASE? SHOULD WE DONATE I OR PUT IN THE SHOP? I THINK IT'LL LOOK GOOD IN THE STORE. HEY, I WAS THINKING ABOU ASKING SUSAN AND FRANK LYNWOOD TO JOIN US ON SATURDAY. THAT'S FINE BY ME. I THINK ALAN WILL BE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH ANOTHER COUPLE THERE. PERFECT. YOU'VE FAILED ME, MOM. AND HOW IS THAT? YOU'VE GOT THE GREA ANALYTICAL MIND. "DOMESTIC DETECTIVE," "MOMLOCK HOLMES," AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SOLVE A SIMPLE RIDDLE. OH, NO, I SOLVED IT. THE POINT IS FOR YOU TO SOLVE IT. W-WELL, TELL ME! OKAY, I'LL DO THE DISHES. OKAY. SAY THE RIDDLE. ALL RIGHT, UM, "THERE IS NO TALLER TO BE FOUND. "AN OLD SAILOR COULD TAKE ME DOWN "AND MAKE ME A BOAT TO SAIL AROUND. HERE EXACT IS FOUND THE GROUND." "X" AND WHAT ARE BOATS MADE OF? UH, FIBERGLASS. STEEL. WOOD. OKAY, WOOD, LET'S GO WITH WOOD, SINCE WE'RE THINKING PIRATES. WHERE DOES WOOD COME FROM? OH... IT'S ABOUT A TREE, RIGHT? YES. [SIGHING] THERE IS NO TALLER TO BE FOUND. SO, I JUST LOOK FOR THE TALLEST TREE, AND THERE'S WHERE THE "X" IS FOUND, RIGHT? -BINGO. -MOM, YOU'RE THE BEST! I GOTTA GO TELL DAD. OH, WAIT, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? -WHAT, LIKE A HUG? -OKAY, YEAH, SURE, FINE. OH, I WILL ALWAYS TAKE A HUG, BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DISHES. GOOD JOB. TA-DAH! [GASPS] SHE'LL LOVE IT. YEAH. SHE'S IN THE PLAYROOM. I'LL GET US A COUPLE GLASSES OF WINE. I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOU THIS NEW GUY YOU MET. AND THESE DIMPLES... [SIGHING] OH, THE DIMPLES. HELLO, MISS. WHATCHA UP TO, SWEETIE? JUST COLORING MY BEANSTALK BOOK. MM-HMM. WHAT'S IN THE BAG? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE SOMETHING IN THE BAG? 'CAUSE YOU LIKE TO SURPRISE ME. OH. I BROUGHT YOU A FRIEND FOR FROGGY. THANK YOU, DANI! WHAT'S HIS NAME? I THINK IT'S "TEDDY". HE'S A REAL TEDDY BEAR, HE'S VERY OLD. [GIGGLES] I LOVE HIM. HE'S GOING RIGHT NEXT TO FROGGY. AW... BEST HUGGER IN THE WORLD. [] HMM, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR TUMMY? NO, I'M NOT GIVING YOU ACCESS TO THE FORENSIC DETAILS. OKAY, HOW ABOUT I GUESS, AND YOU NOD YOUR HEAD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER? UH, HOW ABOUT NO? GIVEN THE STRUGGLE IN THE OFFICE, I HAVE TO ASSUME THERE ARE FINGERPRINTS EVERYWHERE. I LOVE THE PANCAKES HERE. ME, TOO, AND IF THERE WAS DNA UNDER MARTIN'S FINGERNAILS, YOU STILL NEED TO FIND A SUSPECT TO MATCH IT TO. CAN YOU PASS THE SYRUP THERE? CLEARLY WASN'T PRE-MEDITATED. OH, YOU THINK? THE KILLER DIDN' HAVE A WEAPON. HE FOUND IT THERE. [CHUCKLES] YOU KNOW, I MUST ADMIT, YOU'VE SURE GO A MIND FOR THIS STUFF. PROBLEM IS THIS IS THE REAL WORLD, PEOPLE GET HURT. YOU KNOW, TRAILING SOMEBODY BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY MIGH BE A SUSPECT IN A CRIME IS A BAD IDEA. I KNOW. YOU KNOW? I DO, I REALLY DO. WE WERE A LONG WAY BACK, AND MY INTENT WAS TO GE A LICENSE PLATE NUMBER. OUTSIDE OF AN ARGUMEN A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE MURDER, WE HAVE NOTHING TO TIE HIM TO THIS CASE. PRETTY INTENSE ARGUMENT. DO YOU HAVE OTHER SUSPECTS? [CHUCKLES] ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW, OR AT LEAST WHAT I CAN TELL YOU. MARTIN MOST LIKELY HAD NO RELATIONSHIP TO THE KILLER. SOMEHOW, SOMEBODY GAINED ACCESS TO THE OFFICE. COULD'VE JUMPED A FENCE, MARTIN POSSIBLY COULD HAVE BUZZED HIM INTO THE PROPERTY. EITHER WAY, GUY DEMANDS CASH, WHATEVER. STRUGGLE ENSUES, MARTIN WINDS UP DEAD. BUT YOU SAID YOURSELF THERE WAS MONEY LEFT IN THE DESK. YEAH, BUT THERE COULD HAVE BEEN OTHER MONEY, MARTIN COULD HAVE HAD CASH IN SOME FILES. GOLD COINS, OTHER VALUABLES. HIS WIFE SAID HE HAD LITTLE STASHES LIKE THA ALL OVER THE HOUSE. WHY NOT AT THE OFFICE, TOO? WHAT ABOUT HER? LOUISE FOLEY? IS SHE A SUSPECT? SPOUSE IS ALWAYS A SUSPECT. MARTIN TOLD ME THEY WERE GETTING A DIVORCE. NOT FRIENDLY. SHE WANTED HALF THE BUSINESS AND THEIR HOUSE. THAT'S A CLASSIC, CLASSIC MOTIVE. I HIGHLY DOUBT SHE WOULD HAVE TAKEN MARTIN IN A FIGHT. SHE COULD'VE HIRED SOMEONE. COULD HAVE. DO YOU KNOW VERN MILLER? CASUALLY. HE HAS A SECOND-HAND STORE, MORE LIKE A THRIFT SHOP. HE WAS AT THE AUCTION. I KNOW. IS VERN A SUSPECT? WELL, SOME PEOPLE AT THE AUCTION SAID HE WAS PRETTY ANGRY. WAS HE? MORE ABOUT THE UNITS COSTING SO MUCH MONEY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MARTIN WAS. HMM. IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. OH, HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THIS? THANKS SO MUCH. YOU ARE THE BEST. [DANI]: IT'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. [ALAN]: I KNOW. THESE FLOORS LOOK LIKE RECLAIMED MAPLE. YEAH, OLD FARMHOUSE, I THINK. PRETTY COOL, HUH? IT'S VERY NICE. YEAH. ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BUY IT? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. JUST TRYING TO ENVISION I DONE AND LIVABLE. MM-HMM. YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE PIECES AT THE STORE THAT WOULD REALLY WORK IN HERE. -THE CURIO CABINET? -EXACTLY. YEAH, ANYTHING ARTS AND CRAFTS WOULD BE AMAZING. [SIGHS HEAVILY] SO, WHAT ELSE YOU GOT HIDDEN AWAY? I MEAN, YOU MUST STORE YOUR OVERFLOW SOMEWHERE. WE HAVE A STORAGE AT THE BACK OF THE SHOP... AND THEN WE RENT A SPACE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. BUT WE MIGHT HAVE SOME THINGS, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A PEEK. NOW, LOOK AT THIS. [GASPING] COFFERED CEILING, LOOKS GREAT. BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE. LOOK AT THIS. TRAVERTINE. OOH... [LAUGHING] ITALIAN? I THINK SO, YEAH. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD I DO IT? I WAS ABLE TO RECONSTRUC SOME OF THE MISSING FILES. THE ONE I WAS REALLY INTERESTED IN WAS THE LIST OF CUSTOMERS WHO MIGHT HAVE DEFAULTED ON THEIR UNITS. THERE'S QUITE A FEW HERE. WE HAD SIX AUCTIONS IN THREE YEARS. 38 UNITS SOLD. HAS DETECTIVE LYNWOOD SEEN THIS? YEAH, I ALREADY GAVE HIM A COPY. YOU CAN KEEP THAT IF YOU WANT. GREAT. IF HE CAN PUT A PICTURE TO A NAME, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE MAN MARTIN WAS ARGUING WITH. THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING FOR. [SIGHS AWKWARDLY] THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, I'M... I'M HESITANT TO ASK, BUT IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME. WHAT IS IT? WERE YOU AND MARTIN... GETTING A DIVORCE? DID HE TELL YOU THAT? HE DID. DID YOU REALLY KNOW HIM? ONLY FROM THE SELF-STORAGE. I LIVED WITH THE MAN FOR 25 YEARS, PUT UP WITH HIS NONSENSE. IT GOT WORSE AS HE GOT OLDER. HE THREATENED TO DIVORCE ME IF I EVEN ARGUED WITH HIM, OR EXPRESSED A VIEWPOINT OF MY OWN. OH... I'M SORRY, I HAD NO IDEA. BUT WE WEREN'T ABOU TO GET DIVORCED, I WASN'T BROUGHT UP THAT WAY. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE BOTHERING YOU? NO. GOOD. I CAME HERE BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THE MAN WHO KILLED MY HUSBAND. HIS NAME MAY BE SOMEWHERE IN THAT FILE. [GPS]: YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. [SIGHS] [CHUCKLES] BURIED TREASURE? ON MY PROPERTY? YEAH, YEAH, LOOK, IF I'M RIGHT, "X" MARKS THE SPO AT FIVE PACES FROM THE BASE OF THAT TREE. OH, WAIT, HAS THAT ALWAYS BEEN THE TALLEST TREE? WHY WOULD I TELL YOU THAT? BECAUSE I'D SHARE THE TREASURE? TERMS? I'D GIVE YOU 25%. I'D LET YOU KEEP 25%. THAT'S... A LOT. COUNTER? 50-50. PARTNERS. FAIR ENOUGH. COOL. HOW DEEP DO YOU WANT TO GO? OH, UM, I'M NOT SURE. THREE FEET. ANY DEEPER, I'D HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR PARENTS. OH, HEY, CAN I BORROW A SHOVEL? OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. SO, HOW FAST DO THOSE ELEVATORS TRAVEL? WELL, IN THE NEW SKYSCRAPERS, 20 MILES AN HOUR. NO WAY. HOW DO YOU ENGINEER SOMETHING LIKE THA TO BE SAFE? MULTIPLE CABLES. THEY CAN EACH HOLD 10 TIMES THEIR DESIGN LOAD. IT'S VERY, VERY SAFE. THAT'S AMAZING. I'D BE WAY MORE WORRIED ABOU BEING TRAPPED INSIDE ONE. RIGHT? I READ ABOUT A GUY WHO GOT STUCK IN HIS OFFICE ELEVATOR FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND. [GASPS OF HORROR] WHAT? THAT IS MY NIGHTMARE. DIDN'T ANYONE MISS HIM? -HEY, EVERYBODY. -HEY, LOGAN. HEY, HONEY, DID YOU FIND IT? NO, NO, NOT YET. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR SON WAS A COAL MINER. [LAUGHTER] LOGAN, THIS IS ALAN BERNARD. -ALAN, THIS IS LOGAN. -HEY. WELL, TELL HIM WHY YOU'RE DIRTY. OH, YEAH, I'M DIGGING FOR BURIED TREASURE. I FOUND A MAP, AND... ARR, MATEY! I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT'S REAL. NO, NO, NOT AT ALL, NOT AT ALL, GO FOR IT. -I HOPE YOU FIND SOMETHING. -DID YOU GET PERMISSION? YEAH, YEAH, BUT HE WON'T LET ME DIG DEEPER THAN THREE FEE WITHOUT TALKING TO YOU. GOOD, BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT YOU GETTING IN OVER YOUR HEAD. [LAUGHTER] OOH... 'CAUSE I'M IN THE HOLE, THAT'S-THAT'S... I GET IT. I'M STARVING, BY THE WAY. NO, NO, IN THE GARAGE, DROP THE DIRTY CLOTHES, THERE'S A CLEAN CHANGE IN THE DRYER. WASH YOUR HANDS, YOUR FACE, AND THEN YOU CAN EAT. OKAY, OKAY. THANK YOU. [GRIMACING] UGH. [CHUCKLES] IS HE REALLY DIGGING FOR TREASURE? YES. MUST BE IN THE GENES. WE GO TO GARAGE SALES LOOKING FOR BURIED TREASURE. THAT'S RIGHT. AND WHAT TREASURES HAVE YOU FOUND? OH. THE FEDERAL TABLE. THAT'S RIGHT, WE RECENTLY BOUGH AN ABANDONED STORAGE UNIT, HAD A SMALL TABLE WORTH $3,000. [GASPS OF WONDER] WOW, THAT IS TREASURE. YES, AND IT WAS BURIED WAY IN THE BACK. HEY, ALAN, ISN'T THAT KIND OF LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE FOR OLD HOUSES AND TRYING TO FIX THEM UP? UH... WELL, WHEN I LOOK AT FOR A HOUSE, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING BURIED. BURIED MEANS PROBLEMS. WHERE DID YOU GROW UP? CHICAGO. STILL A BIG WHITE SOX FAN. OH, MAN, BOO. AWKWARD. OH, COME ON, NOW. WELL, TO BURIED TREASURE. TO YOUR NEW HOUSE. TO GOOD HEALTH. AH, PURA VIDA. PURA...? "PURA VIDA," DOES THAT MEAN "PURE LIFE?" UH, CLOSE. UM... "GOOD LIFE". OH, WELL, THEN, "GOOD LIFE". GOOD LIFE. [CLINKING GLASSES, MURMURING IN AGREEMENT] I'LL DRINK TO THAT, ALL RIGHT. [LAUGHING AND CHATTING] GOOD MORNING. HI, HONEY. SWEETIE, ARE YOU ON-SITE TODAY OR IN THE OFFICE? OFFICE. WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THE SUPPLIER, SO PHONE CONFERENCES. HOME FOR DINNER? LATE. I'M GOING TREASURE HUNTING AFTER WORK. UGH, PLEASE CHANGE IN THE GARAGE. OH, I DON'T PLAN ON DIGGING. I'LL BE SUPERVISING. SERIOUSLY, HOW DEEP CAN HE GO? I THINK BLISTERS ON HANDS, SUN ON HEAD WILL DETERMINE DEPTH OF EXCAVATION. SO, MAYBE FOUR FEET? HE COULD DO FIVE IF THE DIRT IS SOFT. WELL, HOW ABOU YOU TREASURE HUNTERS BRING SOME PIZZA HOME FOR DINNER? YOU SURE YOU DON' WANT TO HELP US DIG? HMM, BLISTERS ON HANDS AND SUN ON HEAD? I DON'T DIG IT. REALLY? [GIGGLES] REALLY. LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU MORE. [KNOCK ON WINDOW] OH! OH, I'M SORRY. SORRY. [SIGHING] OH, I'M IN TROUBLE. OH, COME ON... WHAT DOES THAT SAY? OH, COME ON, DON'T GO SO FAST. 347... 1J2. GOT IT. LOUISE. OH, WOW. HOW SURE ARE YOU THAT IT WAS HIM? 100%. AND IT WAS LOUISE FOLEY'S GARAGE? YES, AND I'M ASSUMING HE HAD HIS OWN GARAGE-DOOR OPENER. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE PLATE? 347 1J2. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND. [BEEPS] IS THAT HIM? YES. THAT'S THE GUY I SAW ARGUING WITH MARTIN. KARL CONROY. OUTSTANDING WARRANTS, FAILURE TO APPEAR, PETTY THEFT, SIMPLE ASSAULT. I MEAN, THIS IS NO CHOIR BOY, BUT HE'S NOT A MURDERER, EITHER. YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE COMPLETELY UPSET WITH YOU FOR PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARM'S WAY, OR HAPPY THAT YOU MAY HAVE FOUND A BREAK IN THE CASE. LET'S GO WITH HAPPY. JASON WILL COVER THE OTHER. YOU HAVE CERTAIN TALENTS THAT MAYBE I WISH YOU DIDN'T. WHAT'S HIS NAME? KARL CONROY. AND FRANK REALLY THINKS HE MIGHT BE INVOLVED? HE'S QUESTIONING HIM. LOUISE LIED TO ME. MARTIN DID, TOO, FOR THAT MATTER. THAT ARGUMEN WASN'T WITH A CUSTOMER WHO WAS ANGRY ABOU LOSING HIS STORAGE UNIT. NO, IT WAS WITH THE MAN WHO WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE. IT'S THE PERFECT MOTIVE. KARL AND LOUISE GET RID OF MARTIN, AND THEY GET THE ENTIRE BUSINESS PLUS THE HOUSE. CONROY MAY HAVE BEEN ACTING ENTIRELY ON HIS OWN, YOU KNOW. MAYBE. DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY, THOUGH. "LOOSE STONES TAKEN IN BRAZEN DAYLIGHT ROBBERY "AT COLLINS JEWELLERY. THE SUSPECTS LATER FOUND DEAD FROM GUNSHOT WOUNDS." YOUNG COUPLE CAME IN THE STORE, LOOKING FOR A VERY EXPENSIVE ENGAGEMENT RING, BUT THEY WERE JUST USING THE STORE AS A MEANS TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE COURIER TRUCK. THE YOUNG COUPLE... HORRIBLE. SHOT TO DEATH. BODIES FOUND IN A CAR. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT BECAME OF THE DIAMONDS? PROBABLY CUT INTO SMALLER-SIZED STONES. IT'S EASIER TO SELL THAT WAY, BUT THE VALUE IS GREATLY DIMINISHED. THESE WERE 3-5 KARAT DIAMONDS OF EXCEPTIONAL QUALITY. WHY ARE YOU SO CURIOUS ABOUT THIS? OH, I HAVE A SECOND-HAND ANTIQUE STORE. RAGS TO RICHES? I RECENTLY GOT THIS BOOK ON DIAMONDS, AND INSIDE, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE ROBBERY. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED BY DIAMONDS. WELL, THIS WAS FIVE YEARS AGO. THOSE DIAMONDS ARE LONG GONE. IF SOMEONE GOT THE PROPER TOOLS, COULD YOU CUT THEM YOURSELF? [CHUCKLES DOUBTFULLY] ONE WRONG CUT, AND I'D RUIN THE DIAMOND. YOU'D NEED A MASTER CUTTER, AND ONE WITHOUT ETHICS OR REGARD FOR THE LAW. HMM. NOT SOMEONE YOU'D FIND ON YELP. NO, YOU'D HAVE TO GO TO MUMBAI OR ANTWERP AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO SMUGGLE THE DIAMONDS INTO THE COUNTRY FIRST. ANTWERP, THAT'S BELGIUM, ISN'T IT? MM-HMM. [TELEPHONE RINGING] [DANI]: HI, YOU'VE REACHED DANIELLE. PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE. HEY, DANI, I KNOW YOU'RE ON A DATE, BUT CALL ME. I HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ABOU THAT STORAGE UNIT WE BOUGHT. ONE, NEWSPAPER PADDING FROM FIVE YEARS AGO. DIAMOND ROBBERY, FIVE YEARS AGO. TWO, BALANCING SCALES AND TOOLS THAT A JEWELER MIGHT HAVE. THREE, MONEY FROM BELGIUM. BUT WHY MONEY FROM COSTA RICA? FOUR, BOOK ON DIAMONDS. FIVE... NEWSPAPER ARTICLE ON DIAMOND ROBBERY AND DEATH OF SUSPECTS. PURA VIDA... PURA VIDA... "LA PURA VIDA," LITERALLY "'PURE LIFE, "GOOD LIFE'. A POPULAR SAYING USED IN COSTA RICA." [LAUGHTER ECHOES] TO GOOD HEALTH. PURA VIDA. [CHUCKLES] "PURA VIDA," DOES THAT MEAN "PURE LIFE"? UH, CLOSE, UH... "GOOD LIFE". ALAN... ALAN BERNARD, ALAN BERNARD, ALAN BERNARD... NO ALAN BERNARD ON LOUISE'S LIST. [SIGHS] "D.B." D.B., D.B., D.B., D.B.... DERRICK BROOKS. [GASPS] OH, WOW, THIS IS REALLY NICE. THANK YOU. NOW, THERE'S A BOTTLE OF WINE IN THE FRIDGE THAT NEEDS OPENING, OKAY. AND GLASSES ARE IN THE RACK. ALL RIGHT, I CAN DO THAT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY. YOU HAVE A CORKSCREW ANYWHERE? TOP RIGHT-HAND DRAWER OF THE ISLAND. THE ISLAND, TOP RIGHT. COLD ENOUGH? YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS A REALLY CUTE PICTURE OF THE BEAR. YEAH, THAT'S MY GODCHILD. YEAH, WELL, SHE'S CUTE, TOO. [LAUGHS] THE BEAR IN THE SHOP WAS ALL ORIGINAL. THIS ONE WE FOUND IN A STORAGE UNIT. IT HAD BEEN REFURBISHED A LITTLE. WELL, THAT'LL KILL ITS VALUE. YES, IT WILL. YEAH. I HAD A WONDERFUL EVENING. SO DID I. THAT'S VERY NICE. IT WAS VERY NICE. I GOTTA GO. WHY? BECAUSE IF I DON'T LEAVE NOW, I'LL PROBABLY STAY A LONG TIME. OKAY. -I'VE GOT A BIG MORNING. -RIGHT. I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY? [TEXT MESSAGE ALERT SOUNDING] [PHONE RINGS] HI, JENN. DANI, IS HE THERE? SAY YES OR NO. HE JUST LEFT, BUT IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. DANI, IT'S HIS STORAGE UNIT WE BOUGHT. HIS NAME IS DERRICK BROOKS, AND SOMEWHERE IN ALL THAT STUFF ARE SOME DIAMONDS. OH, NO. -OH, THAT COULD EXPLAIN IT. -WHAT? COULD THE DIAMONDS BE IN THE BEAR? HE SAW THE PICTURE OF ALLIE AND THE BEAR, AND HE COULDN'T GET OUT OF HERE FAST ENOUGH, AND HE TOOK THE ENVELOPE WITH MARYANNE'S ADDRESS ON IT. OH, MY GOODNESS. DANI, CALL MARYANNE, TELL HER TO GRAB ALLIE AND GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE. I'M CALLING FRANK. FRANK, IT'S JENNIFER AGAIN. I'M ON MY WAY TO 145 SYCAMORE STREET. ALAN BERNARD IS ON HIS WAY THERE, TOO. I THINK THAT HE'S THE ONE THAT KILLED MARTIN. MARYANNE AND ALLIE COULD BE IN GRAVE DANGER. PLEASE CALL ME BACK, FRANK. I'M CALLING 911. [CELL PHONE RINGING] HELLO? ALLIE, IT'S AUNTIE DANI, HONEY. IT'S REALLY IMPORTAN I TALK TO MOMMY RIGHT NOW. SHE'S IN THE SHOWER. WANT ME TO HAVE HER CALL YOU WHEN SHE GETS OUT? NO, HONEY, RIGHT NOW, TAKE THE PHONE UP TO MOMMY, AND TELL HER IT'S AN EMERGENCY. -OKAY. -RUN. CAREFUL. YES, DANI, I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO MY CAR. [KEYS JINGLING] [SCREAMS] [DANI]: MARYANNE? PUT THE PHONE DOWN. [DANI]: HELLO? -PUT THE PHONE DOWN. -[DANI]: MARYANNE! JUST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, MY PURSE IS RIGHT THERE, THERE'S AN ATM CARD-- SHH, SHH, SHH... [SIGHS] WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE STUFFED TEDDY BEAR? HMM? IN MY PLAYROOM. OKAY. IT'S ONLY GOING TO TAKE TWO SECONDS, NO ONE'S GOING TO GET HURT, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER, OKAY? LET'S GO. LET'S GO. WOW. YOU HAVE LOTS OF NICE STUFFED ANIMALS, DON'T YOU? AH... THERE HE IS. WHERE ARE MY DIAMONDS? THEY'RE NOT REAL. THEY'RE TOY DIAMONDS. OKAY. WHERE ARE MY TOY DIAMONDS, SWEETIE-PIE? HMM? IN MY JEWELRY BOX. THANK YOU. WHY, YES, THEY ARE. THANK YOU. THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY. [CHUCKLES] WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, THEN, DO WE? YOU KNOW, I WAS JUS GOING TO TAKE THE DIAMONDS, AND LEAVE, BUT... UNFORTUNATELY, NOW I HAVE THREE EYE-WITNESSES. FOUR. [CHUCKLES] PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING. YOU WON'T GET TWO STEPS OUT THE FRONT DOOR. I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK, DANI. DERRICK! [SCREAMING] GIVE ME A REASON. I'M GOING TO PICK UP THESE DIAMONDS, THEN I'M GOING TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR. I DON'T THINK SO. YOU KNOW, SHOOTING SOMEBODY IS A LOT HARDER THAN YOU THINK, TRUST ME, I KNOW. IT'S GOING TO MAKE A NICE A LIFE-LONG MEMORY FOR THAT LITTLE GIRL, TOO, DON'T YOU THINK? [WHISPERING] MARYANNE, GET HER OUT OF HERE. LET'S GO. SHE WILL SHOOT YOU. NO, I DOUBT IT. ONE MORE STEP, JERK. [FIRES, CHANDELIER SMASHES] YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE YOU CAME. I GOT IT, DANI. PUT THE GUN DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEBODY. [GENTLY] DANI... DANI, PUT THE GUN DOWN. PUT THE GUN DOWN. FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR. NOW. [BREATHING HARD] YOU OKAY? YEAH. YEAH... [GROANING] REMEMBER AT DINNER, HE SAID HE WAS A WHITE SOX FAN? YEAH, BUT HE ALSO SAID HE GREW UP IN CHICAGO. YES, BUT WHEN HE CAME TO THE SHOP, HE SAID HE WAS A CUBS FAN. YOU'RE ONE OR THE OTHER, YOU'RE NEVER BOTH. ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA HEAD DOWN TO THE STATION RIGHT NOW TO PROCESS HIM. TOMORROW, I'M COMING BY THE SHOP FIRST THING TO GET FULL STATEMENTS. HOW IS SHE? FAST ASLEEP. HER BIGGEST CONCERN WAS GETTING THE BEAR BACK. AW... OH. RIGHT. UH... WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE IN EVIDENCE FOR A WHILE, BUT WE'LL... 9:00 A.M. TOMORROW? YES. 9:00 A.M. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. HEY, YOU MISSED ALL THE GUNPLAY. DANI THERE, WELL, SHE WAS DOING ALL THE SHOOTING, BUT YOUR WIFE, WELL, SHE WAS JUMPING ON A BAD GUY AFTER THROWING A BASEBALL BAT IN HIS FACE. [SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION] WOULD YOU TAKE HER HOME, PLEASE, AND MAKE SURE SHE STAYS THERE? ALRIGHT. [CLEARING THROAT] JENN? OH, HI, HONEY. BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, LET ME EXPLAIN -- I AM JUST HAPPY YOU'RE SAFE. OH... I'M OKAY. NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME. YOU TOO, GUEST BEDROOM. ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY? YEAH, DAVID'S ON HIS WAY HOME, AND I HAVE A BOTTLE OF WINE THAT NEEDS DRINKING. I REALLY THOUGH YOU WERE GOING TO SHOOT HIM. SHOULD HAVE. HONEY. I'M JUST SAYING. DERRICK BROOKS. I PUT THAT NAME INTO THE COMPUTER, -AND UP POPS-- -ALAN BERNARD. YOUNGER. AND AN ARTICLE THAT SAYS HE IS PRESUMED DEAD IN A BOATING ACCIDENT. NO BODY FOUND. FIVE YEARS AGO. SO, HE MASTERMINDS A JEWEL HEIST, KILLS HIS PARTNERS, FAKES HIS DEATH. PUTS THE DIAMONDS SAFELY IN A STORAGE UNIT, MOVES TO COSTA RICA, THINKING HE'LL COME BACK YEARS LATER, WHEN THE HEIST AND THE MURDERS HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN. HE WAS THEN PLANNING ON GOING TO BELGIUM, OR INDIA, TO HAVE THE DIAMONDS CUT DOWN. AND THE STORAGE UNI WAS PAID BY CREDIT CARD THAT WAS ON AUTO-PAY. YES, AND WHEN I SIGNED FOR THE STORAGE UNIT, I NOTICED THAT THAT CREDIT CARD HAD BEEN CANCELED DUE TO FOREIGN TRANSACTIONS. AND BY THE TIME ALAN FOUND OUT, IT WAS TOO LATE. HE SHOWS UP AFTER THE AUCTION, DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO BOUGHT HIS STUFF... GET THAT CHECK OUT OF MY FACE! MARTIN WON'T TELL HIM. A FIGHT ESCALATES... MARTIN ENDS UP DEAD. ALAN THEN TEARS THROUGH THE FILES, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE PERSON WHO HAS HIS STUFF. THEN... HE PUT THE BODY IN THE EMPTY UNIT, AND LOCKED I WITH THE STORAGE LOCK. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE BREAK-IN HERE AT THE SHOP, AND WHY NOTHING WAS TAKEN. HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN THAT SUITCASE WITH THE BEAR IN IT. WHICH WAS SITTING IN MY GARAGE. HE KEPT TRYING TO FIGURE OU WHERE WE KEPT OUR EXCESS INVENTORY. AND BY THE WAY, THE ITEMS FROM THAT AUCTION ARE NOW EVIDENCE. WHAT? AND THAT TABLE YOU SOLD? OH, DON'T SAY IT. YOU HAVE TO GET IT BACK. WELL... I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA WANT THIS BACK, TOO. MARYANNE BROUGHT IT BY. THEY MUST HAVE MISSED IT LAST NIGHT. YEAH, I GUESS SO. WOW. THANK YOU. MM. I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. NO, YOU DON'T. ANYONE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUSPICIOUS AFTER WHAT YOU SAW. JENNIFER, MY MARRIAGE WITH MARTIN WAS OVER A LONG TIME AGO, BUT HE WOULDN'T ACCEP THAT I HAD FOUND SOMEONE NEW. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANTED ANY HARM TO COME TO HIM. I WAS HORRIFIED AT WHAT HAPPENED. I UNDERSTAND, BUT I FEEL SO BADLY THAT I SUSPECTED YOU. ISN'T THE SPOUSE ALWAYS THE MOST LIKELY SUSPECT? I KNEW HOW IT LOOKED, BUT THANKS TO YOU, THE MAN WHO DID THIS HAS BEEN CAUGHT. [SHOVEL RASPING] VERY NICE. AND I SEE YOU'RE HELPING. I AM. I'M THE SAFETY ENGINEER. [CHUCKLING, SHOVEL THUDS] HEY, I-I HIT SOMETHING! I HIT SOMETHING! OKAY, NOW I'M DIGGING. HEY, HON, CAN YOU GRAB HENRY? HE'S UP AT THE HOUSE. HE'S PART OWNER OF WHATEVER WE FIND. YOU GOT IT. COME ON, DAD. ALRIGHT, FINALLY. OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. THAT SOUNDS GOOD. LET'S GET AROUND THE HOLE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT THEY FOUND SOMETHING. WELL, IT'S PROBABLY SOME OLD TRASH. A TREASURE CHEST. A REAL TREASURE CHEST. OH... MY. OPEN IT, DAD. HENRY? OKAY. [SIGHS HEAVILY] IT'S ALL FAKE. PLEASE. LOOK UNDER IT. I REMEMBER. IT WAS MY SON'S EIGHTH BIRTHDAY. IT WAS GOING TO BE A PIRATE PARTY. BUT THERE WAS A POLIO SCARE, AND EVERYONE WANTED THEIR KIDS SAFE AT HOME. WE WERE ALL FRIGHTENED, AND THE PARTY WAS FORGOTTEN. A FRIEND OF MINE MADE THAT MAP, BURIED THE BOX. WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE. IT WAS SO LONG AGO. THIS IS A LETTER FROM MY WIFE TO OUR SON. BOTH HAVE PASSED. [SNIFFLES] YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME. OH, HENRY. WE'RE SO HAPPY WE COULD HELP YOU FIND IT. AREN'T WE, LOGAN? YEAH. VERY HAPPY. I'M SORRY THERE'S NO PIRATE TREASURE. BUT I SEE YOU'RE PRETTY HANDY WITH A SHOVEL. [CHUCKLING] AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO EARN SOME MONEY, I DO HAVE SOME YARD WORK NEEDS DOING. [AWKWARDLY] THAT SOUNDS GREAT. LOGAN'S TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR SHOP, AND, UH... I HAVE AN ATTIC HERE THAT NOBODY'S BEEN IN FOR, LIKE, 50 YEARS. ARE YOU INTERESTED? OH, NO. ALWAYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK'S UP THERE? FURNITURE, AND BOXES, AND JUNK, AND MY COMIC BOOK COLLECTION. WAIT, WAIT, YOUR COLLECTION? WELL, I WAS YOUNG ONCE. I USED TO BUY THEM ALL WHEN THEY FIRST CAME OUT, I THINK THEY'RE ALL FIRST EDITIONS. DO YOU WANT 'EM? []