Photo: Porsche Drives Into Construction Site

Down by the Marina Green and the tony Marina Yacht Harbor, an inattentive Porsche driver has driven his penis extension fine German automobile in to some roadwork along Marina Boulevard. According to eyewitness reports on twitter, it took half a dozen city workers to dig out the vehicle, while the guy just sat in his car and assumed everyone else would do the work for him. Like he always does, probably.