We had fillet steaks and sea bass at our wedding. During the tasting the beef came out cut into slices and the veg looked . It looked like a meal from a carvery. We spent at least a hour telling the chef, who sat there not looking happy, what we wanted changed and in fairness they changed everything to our liking. When you're paying that much money you need to make sure that you're at least happy with what you're paying for.

At my wedding, after the main course I was 'doing the rounds' as they say, when I saw they were dishing out seconds, so I asked them to put some down for me.
When I wasn't looking my sister-in-law asked them to clear the plates away because it looked messy. I was bulling. I was still pretty hungry. Luckily a bit later, a mate nipped over to McDonald's and got me a couple of hamburgers.

Hhaha poor Jake. We had fillet beef and seabass as well but it was lovely. At least it was amazing at the top table. You never know about the rest, no one tells you if its not as good. We also got seconds of everything at the top table.

The wedding I was at over Xmas had fillet steaks, amazing cuts, cooked perfectly depending on how you asked. The trouble was it came with like a slice of carrot and 2 tiny roast potatoes. And they had had crisps for the reception. So everyone was pretty well tanked by dinner.

Two neighbours knocked in last night to tell us about a problem with the drains on the street. Two gafs have been flooded the past couple of days, and another had no running water.

The lads fixing them found nappies, tin cans, plastic and bits of wood and other trash in each drain. So they're saying they need to get into every gaf to clear them out, otherwise it's gonna keep happening.

There's a fella around five doors up the other way who lives on his own, council house, and you can tell from the outside that the gaf is in bits. Hangs his washing on a bit of wood wedged against his front window, that kind of thing. So everyone's pretty sure he's flinging half his rubbish down the drain thinking the elves will sort it out.