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9 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday”

1. What do you like to put on your pancakes in the morning? A mixture of chilli and curry.
2. What was the first thing you saw when you looked out the window? My neighbours doing their morning streak.
3. What is your favorite book? A beginners guide to photography, 1953 edition.
4. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs? Heat up saucepan of hot water, drown said hot dogs and wait for them to float.
5. What is one thing you covet more than anything else? Good health and fitness.
6. You see the wishing star…what is your wish? To be fit and healthy.
7. You don’t want the leprechaun’s gold…what do you want? His secret to the meaning of life.
8. What is the first thing you order at a vegan diner? The all day vegan breakfast.
9. Where would you like to visit next? Antartica.
10. What is something books and movies need more of? Decent story lines and clear character development.
11. What is actually in the Doomsday Seed Vault? Seeds.
12. What does the Doomsday Clock really represent? The end of the world but thankfully it moves in an incredibly slow way.
13. Who killed J.R.? Believe it or not but a guy with a gun, behind the grassy knoll.
14. What is yellow snow? The effect of a man urinating on white snow.
15. What is the best thing to break? The shell of a prawn/shrimp as without doing so leaves you with a unpleasant crunchy taste sensation.
16. What goes best with whine (no, that’s not misspelled)? When your wife says to get out of bed just as you are reaching an amorous moment because she wants you to help hang out the washing.
17. You said you were going to the store…where did you really go? To Darcy’s all day game emporium where you can play computer games and the like to your hearts content.
18. What is your favorite thing to wear on your feet? Ugh boots, warm and comfortable in most weathers except the summer.
19. What did you do to get fired from your job? It was all a mistake, the burser insisted on taking me into her storeroom to count the pens and my hand slipped onto her breast, it was an awkward moment even if it did take her 30 seconds to object.
20. What is your favorite thing to put on fish? Chips.