New Threadless Ninja Shirt is Downright Lethal

Threadless hasn’t had a t-shirt that’s knocked me back in a while–but that’s okay, it’s a big world with a lot of people in it who need a variety of t-shirts to clothe their bods. But Threadless does still have the power to make me curse them for not making something available in some form of black variation: namely this one, “Ninja! Heads Will Roll!,” which has the distinction of being the shirt that looks like it’s slitting your freaking throat.

The only thing I might add is that, while this is cool, a true ninja would have at least already been on the back of the shirt by the time the picture on the shirt was “taken.” But still. That’s freaking wicked.