“This sort of thing wouldn’t have happened four years ago,” replied Bitch’s Bitch. “Maybe we were just better then.”

“I think we’re pretty much the same everywhere throughout time,” Yes Sir, Yes She’s Fat answered. “It’s only when you step out of your zone that you see that all the differences between us are masking the same basic human faults… and goodness.”

“We can’t just keep obsessing about how terribly lost we all feel.” Cirque du So Lame declared finally. “Looking at three chalk lines on the ground and bitching about it does nothing for anyone. Someone needs to take action and call Hand Pump. It’s time for us to get to the beer. Not me, though, I don’t have my phone.” Dickgiorno whipped out his instead.

“And if you guys want a better trail, then you should take action and set one yourselves,” Perfect Woman declared.