What’s the maddest you’ve ever been? Have you ever been angrier than this guy? Trick question; that’s impossible.

Another argument in favor of riding steel frames: this won’t happen if you try and ragequit.

It gets worse, somehow. The bike didn’t even belong to the rider, who was DQ’d at last weekend’s Red Hook Milan crit. According to pre-race footage, the bike in question belongs to the rider’s homie Sergio. Condolences to Sergio, but maybe don’t lend your machine to dudes who race with eye black?