When asked for a response, God said, “Hey, Bill, I didn’t make you harass all those women. I gave you free will for a reason, asshole.”

Bill O’Reilly also done fucked up by dragging Eric Bolling’s dead son into this fucking mess of his own making. Eric Bolling, you might remember, was fired from Fox News after it was revealed that he had sent lewd photos and messages to female colleagues. The same weekend he was fired, Bolling’s son died in what has alternatively been described as a suicide and an accident.

So here comes Bill O’Reilly, playing the victim card, saying to the New York Times, “I urge you to think about what you put in your newspaper. Eric Bolling’s son is dead. He’s dead because of allegations made — in my opinion, and I know this to be true — against Mr. Bolling.” He also moaned that, “It’s horrible what I went through, horrible what my family went through.” HEY, ASSHOLE, HOW DO YOU THINK THE FAMILIES OF THE WOMEN YOU HARASSED FEEL? HOW DO YOU THINK ERIC BOLLING FEELS?

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Read that list of actors/celebs who have been accused of rape/sexual assault/domestic violence/other things. Most were sadly familiar. The one that shocked me was about Neil deGrasse Tyson. The link is almost two years old – this was the first I’d heard of this – and I’m not sure how to evaluate the source. I don’t want to be dismissive, but I’d also like to know some more before I draw any conclusions. Is this the first you had heard of this?

It is! His name jumped out at me, too, and my stomach sunk. I read the woman’s first-hand account — and I have no idea what to make of it. I don’t want to believe it, for obvious reasons, but I’d also hate to be dismissive of it. I will say that the accusation was published in 2014, and no one else has seemed to step forward to accuse him of similar behavior, unlike what happened with, say, Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein. I am holding my breath.

Yeah, I did some googling, and there were no more recent results for Tyson plus his accuser’s name than last January. Which doesn’t mean anything, just that no one else was talking about it. I don’t know what to think, but I’ll keep my eyes open.

First of all, I can guaranfuckingtee you wouldn’t have posted this if I were a male writer.

Second of all, my kids do not care one whit what I write, but if they wanted to read this blog, they are always welcome to do so. This might shock you, Bill, but I am not ashamed of my use of profanity. I use it purposefully for emphasis and humor, and when something really pisses me off — like powerful men crying and whining and acting like they are a 21st century Job because they have been caught abusing their power by repeatedly harassing and molesting women — I become really fucking angry, and I want to make that anger as clear as a god damned bell.

Third, you might want to go find your smelling salts, but I curse in front of my children, too. However, they don’t curse in front of me, because I taught them from a young age that there are things that grown-ups can do and say that children can not. Do my teenagers use profanity when they’re with their friends? Probably! But you know what? I don’t fucking care. As long as they show adults proper respect, I’ve done my job as a parent.

So in conclusion, I’m sorry that a woman using profanity offends your delicate sensibilities, but that’s who I am and always will be. I won’t apologize or be shamed for it. Perhaps this blog isn’t for you if you’re going to be so fucking sensitive.

Well, fuck. If fucking profanity is fucking necessary for fucking emphasis, then I fucking well will join in, despite having been taught better. And by the fucking way, your fucking gender has not a fucking thing to do with my fucking post.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a physicist, but he is also a pop culture figure who hosted a primetime network series (“Cosmos”) and has a a lengthy acting entry on his IMDB page: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1183205/?ref_=nv_sr_1. For comparison, Bill Clinton has two acting entries on his IMDB page, an uncredited voice appearance on ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ and an appearance on the Clinton Global Citizens Awards, which isn’t exactly “acting.”
Look, the list of politicians who have sexually harassed or assaulted people is its long and shameful, you won’t get any argument from me. But you’ll notice that neither Anthony Weiner nor Dennis Hastert nor George H.W. Bush nor Robert Packwood are on this list. Because it’s not a list of politicians. BECAUSE IT’S A LIST OF ENTERTAINERS AND NOT POLITICIANS. Quit trying to make your weak whataboutism point and move on, dude.