The site rules call for honesty
The cartoons are sincere
And the parodies are timely but they’re dumb
The Liberals are skeptical
Of strangers saying strange things
And the Zookeeper prefers her wine to rum

Critters aren’t reactionaries
More like agile visionaries
Posters write in secrecy
And comments turn up frequently
What a gas!
You gotta come and see
At “The Zoo”
At “The Zoo”
At “The Zoo”
At “The Zoo”

Thank you, everyone, and thank you, muse, for giving me the inspiration to go ahead and do it. It got me working on more songs, one of which is ready except for the comments (and links) to go with my post about it. (I doubt John McCain’s honesty.) And the other one is about flag pins. I might even be able to go back and finish up one I started about Bush going to jail.

But I won’t finish all three before I do my obligatory Zoo post. Well, maybe the McCain one.