Look, the season is over for Randy Edsall and company. Since the end of last season, they’ve lost FIVE quarterbacks. Danny O’Brien (transfer), C.J. Brown (torn ACL), Perry Hills (torn ACL), Devin Burns (lisfranc) and now Caleb Rowe (torn ACL). Holy crap. Shawn Petty is the next man up for Maryland…a freshman linebacker from the state whose only other scholarship offer came from Howard. Where his father is the coach.

For what it’s worth, the Terrapins won two more games than any of us expected. They DAMN near got us to the first actual hoops game. Instead, we’ll have to settle for them getting us to exhibition games. That means something.

Trying to feel better, Maryland fans? Here’s U.S. Women’s Soccer stars Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux out for Halloween as members of the “Fierce Five” U.S. gymnastics team…

I was about to point out that Maryland actually played Boston College Saturday…but you don’t really want me to show you any of that either. Seriously Maryland fans, you need more good news. Here’s a pumpkin cookie with frosting.

In what I will be forced to assume was the SINGLE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME (I mean, there’s no way to know considering no human being actually watched it), the Chargers lost to the Browns. Really. Thanks in part because Trent Richardson got pushed to the only touchdown of the game…

I don’t know who the Rookie of the Year is, but I know Cleveland’s RB is already better at sliding than Washington’s QB…

At least Eagles fans appear willing to help Reid through the team’s struggles…

Remember how no one really felt bad for Maurice Clarett when he fell into obscurity because we all knew he was a jerk? This is like that except I don’t have any reason to believe Lattimore has deserved anything like this…

Also from this game? Rory Anderson must be some sort of magician…

And if your name is Justice Cunningham, you were awesome WAY before this ever happened…

And finally, Zach Rogers made a grab that will look out of bounds EVERY TIME no matter how many times you look at it…