OH PRAISE HIS NOODLE TENTACLES (To the tune of Oh Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) Oh praise his noodle tentacles, Oh praise his balls of meat, He made each tiny ventricle, Through which our hearts do beat, He made us good, He made us bad, He made us to be free, With tidings of pasta and sauce, Pasta and sa...

I approve, on condition that WAMBIE is pronounced "Wammie!"; exclamation mark included. Did you know that FSM also stands for Free Speech Movement? I didn't because I just realised that haha. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/FreeSpeechCafe3.JPG/646px-FreeSpeechCafe3...

Why do I have to post in this stupid thread? I wrote an article about the FSM but it was rejected because I haven't posted in this pointless thread first. Well here you go. Can I f***ing post where I want now? I am pissed off, this forum is a joke, isn't the whole point of Pastafarianism to get rid ...