I am a huge Star Wars fan. I have hundreds of figures, dozens of books, four lightsabers, one tattoo, and have met Jeremy Bulloch twice. So why the hell am I completely unmoved by the latest announcements on the new film?

You know that moment you get - if you're lucky - while watching a movie when you suddenly realise, 'I'm flipping into this!'? Well, in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, it happened to me when the wolf thingys were chasing the old man on the sled being pulled by bunnies.

***WARNING! HERE BE SPOILERS!***. Yes, yes, we know E online said the new Star Wars movies would have 'completely new' storylines and not be based on anything already written. But you know what? Christopher Nolan said he'd die before he'd cast Robin in a Batman Film.