Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly thesky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because youhave tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish..'The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride overanytime I want.'God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormouschallenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching thebottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it,but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I Wishthat I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feelsinside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why shecries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps andcomplains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.’God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge' ?

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Seems like between work and going here and there to get supplies my weekend’s are not like I had it pictured.

I do find time to relax between chores like half the day Saturday was spent waiting at the house for a guy to come and buy a few pieces of furniture.

First problem was he had a small truck and bought a love seat a lazy boy chair a dresser and a TV stand. Guess what? Right it didn’t fit. He has to come back today and get the rest. So much for the relaxing RV life today.

Now don’t get me wrong I do get some down time and this is what I do.

Yep I lay in my recliner and watch airplane’s fly over. After all some people have a railroad running thru their back yard. We are on the approach landing for Kansas City International Airport.

Its like everything you get use to it. Inside the 5th wheel you can’t even hear the planes.

Now don’t get me wrong I don’t want to seem like I’m complaining because I would not to trade going back to the S’s & B’s living.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

This is a very sad story about a bear... Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don't forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country's wildlife. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect U.S. wildlife.

Animals that formerly were self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat. He's nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

This week has been another hot one here at the park. Friday we sat around all day waiting to move to another site up on the hill that is a little bigger.

The site that we are in is on the camp ground’s main road and on the weekend it is busy with the weekend crowd pulling in and people walking to the pool.

We waited and waited then around 3pm the guy showed up to get his rig ready to roll and we were all ready hooked up and ready to roll. Finely at 4:30 we had made the big move.

New site

View across the street

We haven't been in our spot 24 hours and we have managed to piss the couple off next door .

The couple work here in the camp ground. The man came over Saturday morning and wanted me to move my trailer over farther in my lot so I was not blocking his satellite dish. Do What? For one thing after getting everything level and things put back in place he wants me to move over and make my lot smaller for his TV enjoyment? I don’t think I would have the guts to ask someone to do that.

And to top that off the couple on the other side pulled out Saturday morning also. I hope I didn’t offend them by walking around with my shirt off and my speedo…

We have managed to meet some nice folks the other night we went two sites down for a karaoke party.