Neil Young) (various dates)Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bagThe bottom fell out, it was a piece 'a crap... Piece of crap...Wanted an lp, only had cd'sDigitally clean, it was a piece of crap... Piece of crap...Bought myself a can, thought it'd take me farThe dealer was a liar, he was a piece of crap... Piece of crap...Got it from my friend, on him you can dependI found out in the end, it was a piece of crap... Piece of crap...I'm trying to save the trees, I saw it on tvThey cut the forest down to build a piece of crap... Piece of crap...Picked up a magazine to read about the sceneIt didn't tell me beans, it was a piece of crap... Piece of crap...I went back to the store, they gave me four moreThe guy told me at the door it was a piece of crap...It was a piece of crap