She’s Come Undone: A Real Housewives Of Bevery Hills Recap

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She’s Come Undone: A Real Housewives Of Bevery Hills Recap

By Karen Malmquist

TAYLOR’S COMING UNDONE BEFORE OUR EYES.

She and Kyle are still having their heart-to-heart in the hot tub outside. Then they climb out and Taylor jumps into Kim’s bed and continues to cry. It’s clear Taylor has had too much to drink, but it’s upsetting to see her like this.

Kyle comes in and helps Kim cheer her up.

Later, Kyle and Adrienne are in kitchen, wondering where the others are. They start to look around, and find Taylor in the closet, covered in clothes and sitting in Taylor’s suitcase. She’s on a trip to a place we can’t accompany her. Taylor pulls Kyle into another room, and Kyle has Kim come help her. Then Adrienne and Lisa try to help Taylor, who is now freaking out because her make-up is gone. She has all of them looking for it, and thankfully then Kyle finds it. While she continues to freak out, Camille is downstairs waiting and wondering what the hell is going on.

The ladies try to make Taylor a bit more presentable, and Adrienne tells Lisa that she’s really worried about her. At dinner, they try to calm her down and make her feel better, and then the chef awkwardly explains what’s for dinner. Kyle and Lisa exchange looks, either of confusion or they’re telling each other that they want whatever the chef is serving.

Several husbands, minus Russell, get together and discuss Taylor’s marriage troubles over some drinks and cigars. Ken explains that he does like Taylor, despite the comments he had made about couples therapy a few weeks ago.

Back at dinner, Lisa asks Taylor if she thinks she deserves better, and Taylor insists that she’s in love with him. Adrienne asks if she’s really in love or if she’s just afraid to be alone. To lighten the mood, Kim gets up and waves her napkin in Taylor’s face, yelling “Bam! Bam! Magic!” to try and make her feel better. Oh, Kim. I would ask you to stop, but I love Lisa’s reactions to your madness.

Camille and her friend Deidre relax in the backyard, and reflect on Camille’s own past marital troubles. Not gonna lie, I definitely prefer free and single Camille to bitter and crazy Camille from last season. Of course, the season is still young and there is plenty of time for her to change my mind.

Kyle and Mauricio go out to dinner, and she tells him about her time with Kim over the weekend. He seems content with the sisters starting to make up, but is apprehensive after the comments she said about him last season.

Lisa and Ken look into expanding one of their restaurants, Sur, into the space next door. Ken’s not as enthused as Lisa, who walks around the space pointing out all the changes they could make. He says no for now, but Lisa and Giggy have a plan.

Adrienne and Paul head over to the last Sacramento Kings game of the regular season, and since she and Paul own the team, they are worried that area issues will force the team to move to a different city. When Adrienne comes downstairs, Paul warns her that attending the game is a bad idea due to angry fans upset with the owners.

Taylor meets with her life coach to tell her about the weekend and what her friends’ thoughts about her marriage. The coach tells her that she needs to get to a place where people’s opinions don’t matter.

Adrienne and Paul continue to argue about their suite, and Paul tells her that their suite is not a safe place for them to be seated. Oh, and Kim is coming! …Or is she? When they arrive at the airport, Kim is nowhere to be found, so Adrienne calls her. Kim has no idea who is calling, and it takes them six tries to get her to realize it’s her and Paul. Kim is practically incoherent and rambling on the phone about how she’s running late and loves planes and stuff.

Will Adrienne ever make it to the game? How will Kings fans react to seeing her and Paul? Will Kim need an intervention? Talk about suspense!

Karen Malmquist is a junior at La Salle University, and the head writer and star of In Other News, a comedy series airing in Philadelphia.