Paris Jackson Being Prepped To Be First Petri Dish President

Los Angeles, CA - An unnamed highly placed source within the Democratic Party establishment has been quoted as saying that Paris Jackson, daughter of the late 'King of Pop' is being groomed to be the first President of the United States to be conceived in a petri dish.

It is believed that she will continue her education in Los Angeles and then move to the East where she will attend a 'tony' prep school with the aim at going to either Harvard or Yale. While her grandfather, Joe, may attempt to take control of her destiny, the same source has stated that Joe will be 'taken out' by a mafia hitman specifically hired to prevent his interference in this plan.

Once Paris has entered Harvard, she will be forced to do guest appearances on 'Girls Gone Wild' videos as payback to the mafia for the hit on her grandfather.

She will get the blessings of former democratic President Adam Lambert who will help her navigate the shark infested waters of Congress once she establishes herself with an easily winnable seat, perhaps in Detroit or Chicago.

Once secure in Washington, she will bankrupt the United States into oblivion by initiating a tax and spend agenda promoting a green agenda that will culminate in a 'green bubble' in the stock market and end in the world's worst ever depression. She will then seek refuge in Saudi Arabia when China annexes the United States.

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