<quoted text>Hey toothless trucker buddy, I'm pretty sure libs don't actually think any of those things.Stick to what ya know, like peeing into empty bottles and popping No-Doz, as political satire is clearly NOT yer strong suit...

Liberals don't believe those things? Sure they do. Which one do you think they don't believe in? I'll take them one at a time.

Or is it just the fact that when you see what liberalism is in print, it seems ridiculous to you too?

Oh, I'm a conservative, and people should tolerate my beliefs, even if I spend most of my time bashin gays and hatin sum brown folk.

Oh, I'm a conservative, and I think it's okay fer businesses to make record profits by paying employees third world wages.

I'm a conservative, so I blame everything on liberals, even though it's actually my fellow war mongering Christians who are wiping their @ss with my PRECIOUS Constitution and laughing all the way to the bank.

Oh, I'm a conservative, and I shouldn't have to pay muh taxes cuzza Obamaphones.

And whatever goes wrong ever.... It's Obama's fault, that's whose fault it is.Just look at his terrible Hurricane Katrina response time, his failed War on Terror, and his role in the sinking of the Titanic.Oh, and he's a godless Muslim wut don't gots him no burth sir tifkit.

I'm a LibTard and I'm entitled to everything you earn. My right to your stuff supercedes your right to exist!And if I don't get it my way I'm gonna go steal a gun and shoot up everyone in my field of vision just like so many good liberals have done before me.

I'm a liberal and I'm a moocher cause i ain't got nothin and don't feel like workin and muh daddy never had nothing and didn't feel like workin and grandpa never had nothing and didn't feel like workin and my great grandpappy never had nothin and didn't feel like workin neither.

They'd be so proud of me now if only they could see me receiving so much for free that others went out and earned.

I'm a liberal and I'm a moocher cause i ain't got nothin and don't feel like workin and muh daddy never had nothing and didn't feel like workin and grandpa never had nothing and didn't feel like workin and my great grandpappy never had nothin and didn't feel like workin neither.They'd be so proud of me now if only they could see me receiving so much for free that others went out and earned.

Like 400 acres? UdintEarnThat son. Unlike "Liberal" me who has never had a cent of government money handed to me, you have had a free ride your whole life. I worked for and earned my house, my land, my belongings. All you did was reach out your greedy little hand. Funny that you call working people like myself a bunch of free loaders, when it's been you and your offshore account patriots who haven't been carrying their share the entire time.. Boss man taught you up real purdy' like.

<quoted text>Yes Canton, it's in the mid-40's. Wow, how unreal, huh? But we didn't call this global warming in the old days, we called this a thaw and thaws were always quite normal.Okay, so we had several weeks of below normal weather, and now we are going to get a break for about four days. Next week, it's back to below normal weather for many weeks afterwards, and you think you have a case? Oh, and just so you know, we will likely have more thaws the rest of the winter as well.You see, that man in the sky is quite capable of taking care of our planet without any help from liberals. He's been doing it a long time you know, long before he ever goofed up and made the first liberal.

Mid 40's, huh? Guess your denial now applies to simple science things like a thermometer now too. I know, maybe the weatherman is part of a Liberal scheme when he clearly states the temp is 58 degrees and in some parts of Ohio, over 60 degrees. That's normal for the end of December...right? Seeing how 3 weeks of cold weather in the start of this month, thoroughly convinced you and your flat earth crew that climate change in no way could exist, I find it very interesting how much you have to spin to explain 58 degrees when it's almost January. Go lay down, old tired dog. You are starting to just make yourself look crazy at this point.

And whatever goes wrong ever.... It's Obama's fault, that's whose fault it is.Just look at his terrible Hurricane Katrina response time, his failed War on Terror, and his role in the sinking of the Titanic.Oh, and he's a godless Muslim wut don't gots him no burth sir tifkit.Derrr......

Now that's funny. For the first three years of OBummer, it was Bush's fault. After that, it was the Republican Congresses fault. LOL!

I'm a conservative, and I think tolerance fer everyone is GREAT, unless yer gay, brown, non-Christian, poor, or worst of all, a daggum woman.I'm a conservative, and I think killin babies is just horrible, unless ya gather em ALL up in a pesky federal building and bomb em fer the Constitution.I'm a conservative, and I think regulation is bad, unless they's a tellin ya who ya can an can't marry, which religion ta choose, or what y'all can do with yer own bodies.I'm a conservaTARD, and I think rape is just a dirty liberal word fer "God's will".DERRRR......

I'm a liberal, and I believe that if you make a law against people having guns, the criminals will obey the law and nobody will ever get shot again.

I'm a liberal, and if I don't smoke, nobody should smoke.

I'm a liberal, and I believe that if you bus white kids across town to black schools, the white parents with money will stay in the community.

I'm a liberal, and I believe that in bad economic times, the best thing you can do is raise taxes on the job producers.

I'm a liberal, and I believe that if you put HUD ghetto trash in nice white neighborhoods, the neighborhoods will wear off on the ghetto trash and they will become middle-class citizens.

Got to 52 degrees today in Canton Ohio.I know, maybe if I shave 10 degrees off of that and lie about it by claiming it's in the "40's", it might throw some doubt on my obvious denial of all things scientific.Get back in that truck, hound doggie. There's a reason why there isn't a PHD in global weather science hanging in your cab.Oh and eat those incredibly obvious and scientifically accurate FACTS.

I hope you enjoyed your nice day during this thaw. But the fun starts tomorrow and continues for at least another week according to the extended forecast. That's right, we won't be going up to normal for at least that amount of time and probably further than that.

Got to 52 degrees today in Canton Ohio.I know, maybe if I shave 10 degrees off of that and lie about it by claiming it's in the "40's", it might throw some doubt on my obvious denial of all things scientific.Get back in that truck, hound doggie. There's a reason why there isn't a PHD in global weather science hanging in your cab.Oh and eat those incredibly obvious and scientifically accurate FACTS.

I'm a conservative, and I think tolerance fer everyone is GREAT, unless yer gay, brown, non-Christian, poor, or worst of all, a daggum woman.I'm a conservative, and I think killin babies is just horrible, unless ya gather em ALL up in a pesky federal building and bomb em fer the Constitution.I'm a conservative, and I think regulation is bad, unless they's a tellin ya who ya can an can't marry, which religion ta choose, or what y'all can do with yer own bodies.I'm a conservaTARD, and I think rape is just a dirty liberal word fer "God's will".DERRRR......

this guy seems real tolerant and definitely doesn't stereotype what a "conservative" is. Here is where most of you arrogant pussbags, dripping with propaganda don't get: calling everybody who disagrees with the agenda of the left a "conservative" is a big stupid mistake and waste of time/"thought".BTW I have a friend who was the "product" of a rape, his mom loves him, and whoever's will be it "gods" or the flying spaghetti monsters I'm glad to know him. Maybe you think he should kill himself but not anybody who knows him. Lol!

<quoted text>I hope you enjoyed your nice day during this thaw. But the fun starts tomorrow and continues for at least another week according to the extended forecast. That's right, we won't be going up to normal for at least that amount of time and probably further than that.I'll miss you global warming. Hope you can come back real soon!

Is THAT why you claimed it was in the 40s when the temps were 10 degrees higher than that? Maybe it's a different temperature inside that stinky Fox News bubble.

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