Rep. Alcee Hastings, D-Fla., started a nasty fight in Congress when he dared to call Texas "crazy." Perhaps the esteemed congressman should look to his constituency because if we're crazy, then Florida is clinically insane. less

Rep. Alcee Hastings, D-Fla., started a nasty fight in Congress when he dared to call Texas "crazy." Perhaps the esteemed congressman should look to his constituency because if we're crazy, then Florida is ... more

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A Key West food runner wasn't quick enough to evade police in late January 2015. Police officers said Orion Jones, 20, was drunk at a nightclub and urinated on a waitress from atop a balcony.

In late January 2015, Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies say they arrested Stewart McNeal, a failed doughnut store robber. McNeal had apparently tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts at gunpoint, but was ignored by the store clerk. Upon his arrest, he told arresting officers he "wasn't very good at this robbery thing."

In late January 2015, Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies say they arrested Stewart McNeal, a failed doughnut store robber. McNeal had apparently tried to rob a Dunkin' Donuts at gunpoint, but was ignored by ... more

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A night of Waka Flocka Flame led to tragedy of Waka Flocka proportions in Florida's Brevard County in late January 2015. Rodney Clay Patrick Jr., 22, acted out lyrics to the song "Bustin' at 'Em" and fatally shot his friend.Source: NBC News less

A night of Waka Flocka Flame led to tragedy of Waka Flocka proportions in Florida's Brevard County in late January 2015. Rodney Clay Patrick Jr., 22, acted out lyrics to the song "Bustin' at 'Em" and fatally ... more

Photo: Brevard County Sheriff's Office

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A police chase was brought to an abrupt end by nap time, according to the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office. Kevin Lee Barbour, 37, was running away from pursuing officers in Pensacola. He was later found snoring underneath a trailer.

A police chase was brought to an abrupt end by nap time, according to the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's Office. Kevin Lee Barbour, 37, was running away from pursuing officers in Pensacola. He was later found ... more

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Police in Florida say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story.

Police in Florida say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story.

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In July, a Florida barber shop owner was accused of moonlighting as an illegal strip club operator on weekends. Police say they raided the shop and found a 17-year-old girl stripping inside and liquor being sold on the premises. less

In July, a Florida barber shop owner was accused of moonlighting as an illegal strip club operator on weekends. Police say they raided the shop and found a 17-year-old girl stripping inside and liquor being ... more

In March 2014, Tampa Bay Police said Bernard Marsonek was seen having sex with a pit bull at his home. Neighbors told officers they yelled at Marsonek to stop but to no avail.

In March 2014, Tampa Bay Police said Bernard Marsonek was seen having sex with a pit bull at his home. Neighbors told officers they yelled at Marsonek to stop but to no avail.

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Stuart Police say Michael Moore, 61, was driving drunk along U.S. 1. When asked about where he was going, Moore said he was drinking at home and told his wife he was going to "drive it off."

Stuart Police say Michael Moore, 61, was driving drunk along U.S. 1. When asked about where he was going, Moore said he was drinking at home and told his wife he was going to "drive it off."

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Christine O'Keefe was charged with misdemeanor battery after deputies say she threw a used diaper at her daughter. Caldwell told deputies the fight began because her mother was drunk while taking care of her 2-year-old son. less

Christine O'Keefe was charged with misdemeanor battery after deputies say she threw a used diaper at her daughter. Caldwell told deputies the fight began because her mother was drunk while taking care of her ... more

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In March 2014, Gainesville Police reported a man was urinating on people at locations near the University of Florida campus. They are still looking for him.

In March 2014, Gainesville Police reported a man was urinating on people at locations near the University of Florida campus. They are still looking for him.

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Coral Springs Police say a charter school teacher forced a student to clean a dirty urinal with his bare hands. She was charged with child battery.

Coral Springs Police say a charter school teacher forced a student to clean a dirty urinal with his bare hands. She was charged with child battery.

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In late 2013, Florida wildlife officials said a man tried to trade a live alligator for a 12-pack of beer at a Miami convenience store. The man received a citation and the alligator was released back into the wild. less

In late 2013, Florida wildlife officials said a man tried to trade a live alligator for a 12-pack of beer at a Miami convenience store. The man received a citation and the alligator was released back into the ... more

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Police had to arrest a 77-year-old man at Walmart after he fought with an elderly disabled man. The problem? The disabled man was in the express lane with too many items.

Police had to arrest a 77-year-old man at Walmart after he fought with an elderly disabled man. The problem? The disabled man was in the express lane with too many items.

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In 2011, Oneal Ron Morris was accused of posing as a doctor and administering illegal butt injections to her customers. Dubbed Florida's "Toxic Tush", police say she used super glue and Fix-a-Flat in the injections, causing painful injuries. less

In 2011, Oneal Ron Morris was accused of posing as a doctor and administering illegal butt injections to her customers. Dubbed Florida's "Toxic Tush", police say she used super glue and Fix-a-Flat in the ... more

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A McDonald's
customer was arrested after reportedly stealing a $1 cup of soda from a Fla. restaurant.

A McDonald's customer was arrested after reportedly stealing a $1 cup of soda from a Fla. restaurant.

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Lawanda Lowery-Gale was arrested in 2012 for drunken driving. Police say she was on her way to a bar with her eight children in the van she was driving.

Lawanda Lowery-Gale was arrested in 2012 for drunken driving. Police say she was on her way to a bar with her eight children in the van she was driving.

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Andy Vincent Gatz was arrested after throwing Cheeze-It crackers at a woman during an Earth Day event. One of the crackers injured the woman's eye.

Andy Vincent Gatz was arrested after throwing Cheeze-It crackers at a woman during an Earth Day event. One of the crackers injured the woman's eye.

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In 2014, police say Melissa Bopp stabbed her fiance after he refused to take her to a liquor store. The pair was supposed to be married a week later.

In 2014, police say Melissa Bopp stabbed her fiance after he refused to take her to a liquor store. The pair was supposed to be married a week later.

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Ryan Lee Carroll's no Walter White, but that didn't stop deputies from thinking the "Breaking Bad" fan was following in his footsteps.

Ryan Lee Carroll's no Walter White, but that didn't stop deputies from thinking the "Breaking Bad" fan was following in his footsteps.

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Police arrested Harry Bruder after he sent a Facebook friend request to his ex-wife. In her and the police's defense, Bruder had a history of domestic abuse charges stemming from that marriage.

Police arrested Harry Bruder after he sent a Facebook friend request to his ex-wife. In her and the police's defense, Bruder had a history of domestic abuse charges stemming from that marriage.

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Everyone else may have been laughing, but not this Fla. reporter. While covering a story, Jean Price confronted the reporter and stole his vehicle, driving away before dumping the vehicle.

Everyone else may have been laughing, but not this Fla. reporter. While covering a story, Jean Price confronted the reporter and stole his vehicle, driving away before dumping the vehicle.

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A Fla. woman turned herself in after police received photos of her riding amanatee. Manatees are an endangered species.

A Fla. woman turned herself in after police received photos of her riding amanatee. Manatees are an endangered species.

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A suspected grifter was arrested after trying to pass himself off as Jermaine Jackson's son.

A suspected grifter was arrested after trying to pass himself off as Jermaine Jackson's son.

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On Nov. 22, 2016, Alex Fultz was charged with attempted felony murder after he allegedly stabbed his father in the next out of fear and anger for being circumcised.

On Nov. 22, 2016, Alex Fultz was charged with attempted felony murder after he allegedly stabbed his father in the next out of fear and anger for being circumcised.