For Alexander, it was not the first time this year he was called beautiful in public. Donald Trump was there first, in a March presser. “You’re so beautiful,” he told Alexander. That was immediately followed by, “Oh, look at you. Awwww. Aw, he’s so. Oh, I know. You’ve never heard a little bad, a little off, language. I know, you’re so perfect. Aren’t you perfect. Aren’t you just a perfect young man. Give me a break.”

Alexander said he would crochet those words on a pillow.

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