On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meA website that crashed constantly!

On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meTwo weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meThree times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meFour times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meFive cancelled policies!Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meSix unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meSeven scammers to hack me,Six unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meEight phone reps dithering,Seven scammers to hack me,Six unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meNine journ0lists bloviating,Eight phone reps dithering,Seven scammers to hack me,Six unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meTen dems a-dodging,Nine journ0lists bloviating,Eight phone reps dithering,Seven scammers to hack me,Six unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meEleven million regulations,Ten dem pols a-dodging,Nine journ0lists a-bloviating,Eight phone reps dithering,Seven scammers to hack me,Six unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to meTwelve thousand excuses,Eleven million regulations,Ten dems a-dodging,Nine journ0lists bloviating,Eight phone reps dithering,Seven scammers to hack me,Six unneeded coverages,Five cancelled policies,Four times the deductible,Three times the premium,Two weeks of typing andA website that crashed constantly!

I thank you Comrade Opitate for giving us a start, but it might seem to me, if I ever thought for myself, that "Days" is far too short a time frame in a title for a non-sectarian holiday carol touting the wonders of The 0ne's Legacy-Signature-Defining-Did-It-Himself-without-Nancy-from-Behind-Closed-Doors-On-The-Floor-Doggy-Style Legislation™. This will be a thousand year reich "experiment" in redistribution and songs should be sung as such. Besides, with The 0ne™ in charge, every day is a non-sectarian holiday! (unless you are a musloonatic, in which case, 0'celebrations can be sectarian). All we need are 364,498 more verses!

Komrade Opiate.... It would appear by your rather impudent carol that you are ungrateful for the undeserved beneficence of our Dear Reader (AP&PBUH). Your are manifesting signs of several chronic mental maladies.

I have referred your case to an Affordable Heathcare Act Cost Control Advisory Panel. They will consider your potential output for the collective quality of life to see if the "painfully" expensive treatments are warranted or if you should receive "end-of-life counseling" followed up with a promotion to Necroproxy/Inert Agri-Composting Specialist (Second Class).

Should you wish to forestall the painful -- if not predictable -- outcome, you are welcome to just take the Obama Blue Pill. These are available free of charge at healthcare.gov. By virtue of such a patriotic, voluntary act, you will received the Order of Lenin for your gallantry and an immediate promotion to Necroproxy/Inert Agri-Composting Specialist (First Class).

Comrade, in case you haven't noticed, I am a TV set... the Party has tried to "pull the plug" on me numerous times but in the end, they come back to me on their hands and knees. The world simply cannot live without my putrid, lubricious, vapid drivel, especially around election time.

Dear Comrade OpiateThank you for upstaging Kwanza. And thanks again for composing lyrics which scan so poorly they cannot be sung. While the need for divertisement is great, combining the current antics of the all the beltway despots who afflict us can't be overshadowed by some such pleasant filk as "We Three Kings of Orient are lighting up a loaded cigar," no smoking ordinances not withstanding. My mate who works for the NHS in the UK has offered me his usual holiday solace. Keep Calm. And Drink Heavily.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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