How I freak out my neighbours and make them think bad things are happening

When it comes to being a neighbour, I'm a shocker. It's not my noisy, screaming kids. Or even the way I crank up Guru Josh's Infinity on a Sunday morning. No, it's the practical jokes I play on them. I do this because I'm middle-aged, drive a white SUV and have no discernible life.Read more ...