Comic transcript

TRANSCRIPTION COURTESY OF JOSEPH HOUK - (BG, seeing Cassie is downing some Cadbury Crème Eggs)
"Getting to those a bit early, aren't ya?" (CW, seated and
unwrapping one) "Can you blame me? These 'crème eggs'
are heaven on earth! (thinking) At least I'm not eating a
bunch of 'em like cereal... Like that Robin chick from the
'Shortpacked' Comic!" (BG, who doesn't read Dave Willis'
webcomic) "Like... Cereal?" (CW) "Yup! She dumped a
dozen or so 'crème eggs' into a bowl, poured milk on them,
took a bite... All of a sudden, she's elected to congress or
brokered world peace!" (BG) "That was a fictional
storyline, you know..." [Obviously, she's not aware of the
irony of this statement] (CW) "Well, yeah... (taking a bite)
Still, it's fun to imagine that a wonderful candy like this
could cause time to go lightning-fast in the right
conditions!" (BG) "It goes lightning-fast to my hips, that's
for sure..."