Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people's worst experiences at the worst places. This week: swimming pools, and the horrifying mysteries floating in them. »3/27/15 12:10pm Friday 12:10pm

An Ohio man who loves summer, like, more than a friend, was charged with public indecency after several children witnessed him having sex with a pool toy this week. How does that even work? What is going on? »7/10/13 5:45pm 7/10/13 5:45pm

Poor bear! He heard that Caleb Nichol's sexy, sexy girlfriend was coming over for a swim. Maybe he'll end up playing Grand Theft Auto with Seth Cohen instead. And then move into the pool house and become an architect, which will be difficult considering he doesn't have any hands. »5/31/12 10:15pm 5/31/12 10:15pm