Here’s the Problem: Pam Anderson – Poet Laureate

Here’s the Problem: Pam Anderson will grace the cover of Playboy for the 13th time this month and to celebrate the lucky 13th time she’s letting America see her cooch, AND her heart. Anderson penned a poem to accompany said cooch photos and thankfully US Weekly scored a glimpse of a verse to share:

Please let’s show the good in us. . . The brilliance. . . The wonderful. . . It’s abundant — it’s just not tapped as it should be.

Actual Problem: Everyone knows that the only kind of poem with any hope of not completely erasing your boner is a limerick. This shit doesn’t even rhyme!