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Saturday, 15 June 2013

Here's to the lady that wants to know about Egyptian milk

Morning lovelies,hope y'all had a fantastic weekend?Three weeks ago,I got an email from a lady asking information on how to get Egyptian milk (y'all know it's a lightening cream right?).I didn't reply her cos I ain't got the faintest idea of where to get it or how much it goes for.The only thing I know about it is that it's quite expensive.Actually,I heard the price varies.You can ask them to mix 30,000 naira worth for you or you go for a much higher value of about 100,000.(that's what I head really lmao).

To the young lady and every other lady that might be interested,I got good news for you!I got the lady's email and you can actually mail her directly.Her name is Jecinta Powell and her email addy is powelljecinta@gmail.com.*see free advert* I hope I did try a little?Anything for my readers.

And b4 u all start running ur mouths,two guys left me in one yr becos of my charcoal skin.one is married 2 a fair skinned lady and d other one,well,he also cheated on me with a yellow lady.so I know wot I'm talking abt.

I still don't think bleaching is the way forward. Truth is, if God wanted you otherwise, he would have created you otherwise. Toun I love your blog! Spent my whole weekend reading your older posts, you're so original.

I think u need 2 work on ur self esteem and confidence.ur two boyfriends i'm sure didn't leave u becos u are dark.they saw u as being dark b4 they asked u out abi?they left u becos of something else which only dem sabi.egyptian milk is not d solution 2dis,what if after 100k worth of Egyptian milk u still no see man marry no be say u just waste mny?hmmmm tink am well sha.don't get carried away with dem Toke makinwa and co.she's in her thirties and she still no get stable relationship upon all d Egyptian madness.my two cents

Sebi na we get mouth diarrhea abi? Na our mouth u talk say go dey run like tap...have u heard the saying"those who live in glass house don't throw stone...u no want insult by insulting us....I'm sorry lady, I doubt it.. I don't know what to say without sounding like I'm judging u...Who mess u up dis badly?to think of recreating urself...There is God and u are def not the one...u wan refine urself...ehn,go ahead....besides are ur BFs racist, cos if they did what u said, they are definitely practicing racism...do u look like a burnt offering ni?No? U are chocolate...pls just set ur priorities right....moreover, u don't need anything or anybody to complete u,u only need someone to accept u completely...pls when u eventually have a daughter,will u advise her that sleeping with a boy will make him stay in a relationship?cos what u are abt to do is just same as that....

@Tara, I've heard abt different jobs where u are paid in cash(salary) or kind.....but these jobs u are asking me abt are the kind of jobs u get(which u even pay for) then leave ones life miserable at the end of the day...abeg I'll rather remain jobless...lip jobless, nose jobless, yansh jobless....

@anon, thank God I did say in my comment that it will sound like I'm judging u...Yes,it's ur life , but pls live ur life in a way not to be ashame of revealing any part...I don't want to dodge questions for my kids, I don't want to cut corners in my journey in life...mind u,i have done wrong in my life...in retrospect, I see how foolish I was...I've u seen "ibi ti aye ti ngba igi relay l'ori case eyan ri?"(enemies collecting relay stick on ones case?) u touch that skin that is exactly what will happen...u will never get it back and u will always need to keep Egyptianing ur skin until u eventually see pharaoh himself...luv u.