He drives Jungo Road in a stagecoach pulled by six Arabian steeds.
Sparkle Ponies are unable to see him with the naked eye.
He made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
He never runs out of mixers.

No matter what you search for on google, be it packing lists, generators, trailers, health advice, playa cooking, or costumes, the search turns up only his picture as the ultimate Burning Man survival tool.