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i've had a few, craziest thing that happened was when my mother called the house from work and some retard picked up the phone and said "who's this bitch?", i went around telling everyone to hurry up and get out before the cops got there, no one wanted to listen and so there were about 50 or 60 people all trying to run out of one small sliding door at once when the cops arrived, it was pretty fuckin funny. i knew i was screwed so i just waited there patiently for the cops to arrest me. only two others were caught besides myself.

and the cop that arrested me was my ex-step father, i eventually ended up in a rehab for this incident.

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I was 16 or so and my parents were out of town. My mom was on a cub scout camping trip with one of my brothers and my dad was supposed to be on a business trip in New Jersey. Figured this was the perfect night for an LSD party at my house. I was way into tripping at the time as were most of my friends. I invited about 10 of my close friends and we prepped the house for the night.

Prepping included hanging Christmas lights and posters all around the living room. Watching Pink Floyd The Wall, and spreading some speakers around the room for the surround sound effect. We ordered some pizza, had a few drinks and dropped our hits. I took 3. The most out of everybody. The night was going good and everyone was in good spirits.

Then all of a sudden who walks in? MY DAD and his GIRLFRIEND!??! I was tripping nuts at the time and I just got out of there as fast as I could, giving this bitch the evil eye on the way out, wondering who the f*** she was. Turns out my dad was lying about the business trip to my mom and was really up in a hotel with this woman whom he met at another trip in TN. He somehow thought he could bring her back to his house because my mom was supposed to be away, which she was. Well he got busted.

I wasn't in any trouble with my dad and he had no idea I was tripping. Just thought it was a normal drinking party or something. A little thrown off by the deco, movie, and music but he never confronted me about it.

Now my parents were together for 23 yrs at this point so this was a shock to all of us. Kinda messed up. Needless to say I explained to my mom what had happened and it eventually led to my parents getting a divorce. That was my first house party I hosted. Was a pretty shitty time for me.

Never throw a party at my house but I saw some funny shit go down at others. One that comes to mind... my friends and I were freshmen in high school and went to a house party populated mainly by girls our age and junior/senior guys. They had a towering beeramid going, it was over head high. Well within ten minutes of our arrival my drunk young friend stumbled into it and took the whole thing down. This prompted a chorus of "ohhhhhhhhh!" that grew in intensity, soon followed by a massive empty can fight.

Another one... I saw a 'gang fight' between rich white kids and poorer asians. Ended up a circle of the white kids from my school with one asian dude on his hands and knees in the middle. A psychopath named rob ran up and kicked him in the head, knocking the poor sucker out cold. He went from on his knees to on his face in the middle of 15th st. in downtown los angeles. I think that's the night I became a peace loving hippie. I'll always remember that sick-sounding thud.

I passed out after a huge balloon of nitrous to the head at another party, woke up on the dance floor not knowing who or where I was. Lots of smiling faces looking down at me. Someone thrust out a hand and gave me an "atta boy," and I got up and continued to groove.

this girl and guy were fucking in the hottub in front of everyone on my back porch, turns out she had a tampon in and remembers it after riding the lucky bastard for a minute or two. i guess it got stuck really far in her and she was freaking out naked on the porch clawing at her cooter.

First party I had was a rave. I was a sophomore and it was on a wednesday night but there were parent teacher conferences the next day so we had no school and my dad was in vegas. Only had about 40 people over. we raved out in my finished basement with a million glow sticks, bomb ass surround sound stereo system, and some really good rolls. some ppl came thinking it was a drinking party so i had them all chill in the garage as it's easier to clean up beer in the garage then on carpet. didnt get busted

second party was supposed to be the same thing. rave in the basement, beer pong in the garage. but the guy who brought the rolls got had by his dealer and ended up bringing shocktarts instead lmao. So we had a keg and 5 or 6 cases of beer with three pong tables going. there were about 60-70 ppl and it def wasnt enough beer. but there were some hott ass bitches. and girls dont drink much so it was ok i guess. this night my dad was staying an hour away at his gf's house and i was supposed to be at my mom's house but i snuck out my second story window jumped off the roof in the back yard where its only like a ten foot drop, and then drove to my dads house. an hour after the party started my mom called me and i didnt answer. 60 seconds later my dad called, having obviously been called by my mom, and i didnt answer. 60 seconds later i turned my cell off. Looking back i should have answered my dad and said i was at a party at someone else's house because at around 2:45am he came home as i was ripping a bowl in the garage watching the last of the pong games with some friends. oh ya, there was a cat fight between two smokin hott girls. but one of the girls was my boy's girlfriend so i had to kick the other one and her equally hott friend out :/ I lost my keys for the last month and a half of my junior year missing the last week of track too since i had no ride to practice.

third party was another rave. this one happened during the day, last month. my dad was at work and it was summer! i had about 15 good friends over, also ate three of the best rolls i've ever had. again it was in the basement but this time there was absolutely no drinking. and the best part was that my uncle was home, working out of the house directly upstairs for my dad's company! got with the hottest chick ive ever been with that day while i was feeling absolutely PLURRRR. later that day I had to go to my cousin's wedding rehersal with mad jaw lock. never got caught. just told my dad i was having some ppl over. who would expect a rave in the middle of the day?!

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Quote:themange said:this girl and guy were fucking in the hottub in front of everyone on my back porch, turns out she had a tampon in and remembers it after riding the lucky bastard for a minute or two. i guess it got stuck really far in her and she was freaking out naked on the porch clawing at her cooter.

mostly groups of cops and house party owners satisfied that everyone was in a rush to clean up

managed to run into my football coach on the way to one, gave me the evilist eyes ive ever seen, had a real nice talk with me in the locker room, one of my captains questioned me why i didnt cry lol

another time jus a getogether as the house isnt supposed to be off til 11 this girl im kinda gettin with happens to have came over from her other house when her and a few freinds leave while me and a neighbor and my dude are jus chilln out drinkin, we here a thump i see the neighbor kid run into the other room and by the time i instinctivly follow i can here him hit the floor so now its me and my dude playin hide and go seek in this upstairs room when he burst through the door i didnt really have a usual spot but my friend manages to completly get outta there while hes after me, cuz hes under suspicion i broke into his house to raise a rawkus, now im the only one their he doesnt recognize so i basically get shoved out all in the process of tryin to get my beer/ act like i jus wondered in

managed to catch up to my dude and this dog that lived across the street down the block huffn n puffn status