Based God, how can we learn from you?

I don’t even watch sports, but to know that My Personal Based Savior, Lil B has such profound mainstream recognition is a blessing wrapped in a prayer.

I also thought I’d share that I learned how to cook under the tutelage of Sister Kreay, whose based cooking instructional video I will never stop hustling.

Lil B, please keep doing what you’re doing.

When I wake up in the morning, I kneel before the shrine that is my computer, to pray for and receive inspiration from Based God. Whether it be on YouTube or from the mouth of another Based disciple, there are no other words of wisdom that ring true to my soul.

Others may not know, but I know, that this life shit is crazy. And all we need to do is believe in ourselves. After all, life’s a stage and we’re all actors. Even if you feel like a J-Pop idol or a fucking unicorn like Tyler.