You hate the idea of animals evolving and changing over time. What if we were created to evolve?

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5739241

If Jehovah couldn't design each specie, perfect 'according to it's kind' from the start, how could some mindless thing do it?"And God went on to say: “Let the waters swarm forth a swarm of living souls and let flying creatures fly over the earth upon the face of the expanse of the heavens.” 21 And God proceeded to create the great sea monsters and every living soul that moves about, which the waters swarmed forth according to their kinds, and every winged flying creature according to its kind. And God got to see that [it was] good. 22 With that God blessed them, saying: “Be fruitful and become many and fill the waters in the sea basins, and let the flying creatures become many in the earth.” 23 And there came to be evening and there came to be morning, a fifth day.24 And God went on to say: “Let the earth put forth living souls according to their kinds, domestic animal and moving animal and wild beast of the earth according to its kind.” And it came to be so. 25 And God proceeded to make the wild beast of the earth according to its kind and the domestic animal according to its kind and every moving animal of the ground according to its kind. And God got to see that [it was] good." Ge1:20

How about my Balls? Only a God could have created something so perfect, so wonderful, so majestic. Only a God could have had a hand in crafting, cupping and nurturing my Balls into their current perfection, not Darwin. Evolution has never lovingly cupped my Balls that I can recall. Only the loving, (and fortunately warm) hands of my Saviour, the King of Kings, my God, Donald Trump. Amen.

How about my Balls? Only a God could have created something so perfect, so wonderful, so majestic. Only a God could have had a hand in crafting, cupping and nurturing my Balls into their current perfection, not Darwin. Evolution has never lovingly cupped my Balls that I can recall. Only the loving, (and fortunately warm) hands of my Saviour, the King of Kings, my God, Donald Trump. Amen.

Quoting: My Balls 25462819

True. Checkmate Atheists.

Consider the possibility that you order yourself into being from chaos... You do this, always, in all ways. This "ordering" has resulted in the possibilities you're experiencing, here, now. In each experience you've ever had, more and more of "this" reality is generated logically from your previous experience. Your observation of this unfolding of order and chaos is reality.

Why don't you Evolutionists dig up Darwins grave and pay homage to his dick if you love the dude so much....

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27452243

As it hapens some of my oldest and best friends are JW, who at the moment are in Papua New G carrying out Missionary work, excellent for themWhat is annoying is instead of one thread questioning the Evolution theory we get 1001 little ones which would indicate that some one us getting pleasure out of posting these, which sin is that committing?Evolution evolves......

OP, you seriously need to get a girlfriend. Because you're wasting you time with this crap.

Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith

Agreed, of their 141 rules, number 50 is where they should not study anything that could shake their belief, why then is this person reading anout Darwin? Unless of course they are not sure......

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27469147

This person has NEVER in his life read anything about Darwin. Even worse, it appears he's incapable of even the most basic of observations regarding mankind.

To deny that things evolve is to deny personal experience, the growth process...both, physical and psychological, and the life cycle itself. In other words, the OP is basically saying that we are all the equivalent of a rock that is totally removed from reality which never experiences the "weathering process."

OP, you seriously need to get a girlfriend. Because you're wasting you time with this crap.

Quoting: SkepticalWordSmith

Agreed, of their 141 rules, number 50 is where they should not study anything that could shake their belief, why then is this person reading anout Darwin? Unless of course they are not sure......

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27469147

This person has NEVER in his life read anything about Darwin. Even worse, it appears he's incapable of even the most basic of observations regarding mankind.

To deny that things evolve is to deny personal experience, the growth process...both, physical and psychological, and the life cycle itself. In other words, the OP is basically saying that we are all the equivalent of a rock that is totally removed from reality which never experiences the "weathering process."

That takes a SPECIAL kind of ignorance.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812

Not bad, I like this post, however,QUOTE; "the growth process...both, physical and psychological"Physical growth is perfectly synchronized by DNA blueprints directing all organs to grow at the same rate, so the creature doesn't self destruct. Psychological growth is a combination of knowledge and attitude, neither happens by mindless random chance.

Why don't you Evolutionists dig up Darwins grave and pay homage to his dick if you love the dude so much....

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27452243

As it hapens some of my oldest and best friends are JW, who at the moment are in Papua New G carrying out Missionary work, excellent for themWhat is annoying is instead of one thread questioning the Evolution theory we get 1001 little ones which would indicate that some one us getting pleasure out of posting these, which sin is that committing?Evolution evolves......

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27469147

I'm not questioning the theory, I'm making fun of the dumbest thing I ever heard of, and Darwin's church freely obliges.Thanks guys, for all your contributions.

OP, what are he odds of me hitting a cup with a silver dollar, 30 feet away blind folded not knowing in what direction the cup is?

Very high I would say.

If I got 10 to the power of 100 chances. It becomes inevitable.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1416114

true..but the chances that everything evolved are the same as doing what you just said...but doing it over 50,000 times in a row and not only hitting the cup..but getting the coin into it...from 50 feet.

AND..then repeating the SAME process another 50,000 times.

THEN you migh be CLOSE to the SAME kind of chances that everything you see around you is all a collossal ACCIDENT.

OP, what are he odds of me hitting a cup with a silver dollar, 30 feet away blind folded not knowing in what direction the cup is?

Very high I would say.

If I got 10 to the power of 100 chances. It becomes inevitable.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1416114

true..but the chances that everything evolved are the same as doing what you just said...but doing it over 50,000 times in a row and not only hitting the cup..but getting the coin into it...from 50 feet.

AND..then repeating the SAME process another 50,000 times.

THEN you migh be CLOSE to the SAME kind of chances that everything you see around you is all a collossal ACCIDENT.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16473531

..... he was making a joke about the impossibility of NON-intelligent design, which is infinitely impossible.....