Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

He could also fasten it into one of those interactive blankets with a zipper to practice zipping and grommets to practice lacing and tying. The fasteners on the lingerie could really develop those fine motor skills.