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I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or soz.
Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez just
godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff and
ideaz?

"Granby" wrote in message
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I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or
soz. Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez
just godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff
and ideaz?

I iz notted sure how we iz gonna keep demselvez home but we haz alreadi
started purnishin demselves, somecat hurket inna kitchen rite where soft
walkz anna somecatelse waited until furri wented owtside ta poop inna
hallway so we is sayin da bezt we kan you iz NOT 'lowed ta go, Stormmee not
ellin who dunit
Granby wrote in message
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I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to
chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or
soz.
Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez just
godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff and
ideaz?

"Granby" wrote in message
...
I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to
chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or
soz. Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez
just godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff
and ideaz?

We decided tatake your wayz of doin anpunish her ahedz oftime. Whilz her is
asleep disnite, we got a roll of toilette paperz and have dekorated da
liffingroomz wif itownself. It was funfun to shredd itself. We triedz ta
knok da iron of daboard but it peed on ouronwselves so we leff dat alonz.
Iffin we couldz get dis shredder fing open we could realli do a good job.
Herownself hazn't emptied if for awhilez. We kant get it openez far enuf
and it only bngz shut. We better leef it alonz of herself will wake up. O.T.
and Willow working frantically thru the night.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I iz notted sure how we iz gonna keep demselvez home but we haz alreadi
started purnishin demselves, somecat hurket inna kitchen rite where soft
walkz anna somecatelse waited until furri wented owtside ta poop inna
hallway so we is sayin da bezt we kan you iz NOT 'lowed ta go, Stormmee
not
ellin who dunit
Granby wrote in message
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I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to
chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or
soz.
Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez just
godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff and
ideaz?

gud fur yourownselvez, itz gud ta keepa hoomanz in check, sometimez dey
getta thinkin dey iz az impurtantz az uses, Stormmee
Granby wrote in message
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We decided tatake your wayz of doin anpunish her ahedz oftime. Whilz her
is
asleep disnite, we got a roll of toilette paperz and have dekorated da
liffingroomz wif itownself. It was funfun to shredd itself. We triedz ta
knok da iron of daboard but it peed on ouronwselves so we leff dat alonz.
Iffin we couldz get dis shredder fing open we could realli do a good job.
Herownself hazn't emptied if for awhilez. We kant get it openez far enuf
and it only bngz shut. We better leef it alonz of herself will wake up.
O.T.
and Willow working frantically thru the night.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I iz notted sure how we iz gonna keep demselvez home but we haz alreadi
started purnishin demselves, somecat hurket inna kitchen rite where soft
walkz anna somecatelse waited until furri wented owtside ta poop inna
hallway so we is sayin da bezt we kan you iz NOT 'lowed ta go, Stormmee
not
ellin who dunit
Granby wrote in message
...
I heard da gramby tellz someonez dat her soft and furry wag goin to
chicago
for a kouppla dayz and den her was leaffin right after dat to go to
Gran
Islan New Yorkie. Dis iz not rite. Her iz gonna be dere fer a week or
soz.
Her wantza see some fallz, well we ken fallz for her rigt here. Wez
just
godda figgure a wayz ta keep des hoomans homez. Duz youownself haff
and
ideaz?

On Aug 9, 2:35 am, "Granby" wrote:
We decided tatake your wayz of doin anpunish her ahedz oftime. Whilz her is
asleep disnite, we got a roll of toilette paperz and have dekorated da
liffingroomz wif itownself. It was funfun to shredd itself. We triedz ta
knok da iron of daboard but it peed on ouronwselves so we leff dat alonz.

--- Onyx
Iffin we couldz get dis shredder fing open we could realli do a good job.
Herownself hazn't emptied if for awhilez. We kant get it openez far enuf
and it only bngz shut. We better leef it alonz of herself will wake up. O.T.
and Willow working frantically thru the night."Stormmee"

Onyx,
It iz a steamz iron dat haz water monsterz in itself. When you knocks it on
itz side, da water runz outoffit. O.T. no to happy about the whole
experience.
"Cory" wrote in message
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On Aug 9, 2:35 am, "Granby" wrote:
We decided tatake your wayz of doin anpunish her ahedz oftime. Whilz her
is
asleep disnite, we got a roll of toilette paperz and have dekorated da
liffingroomz wif itownself. It was funfun to shredd itself. We triedz ta
knok da iron of daboard but it peed on ouronwselves so we leff dat alonz.

--- Onyx
Iffin we couldz get dis shredder fing open we could realli do a good job.
Herownself hazn't emptied if for awhilez. We kant get it openez far enuf
and it only bngz shut. We better leef it alonz of herself will wake up.
O.T.
and Willow working frantically thru the night."Stormmee"