Have you guys heard the joke about a Protestant minister who dies... and heaven is a big house with many rooms. He passes by a room full of Jewish people, a room full of agnostics, a room full of Pentecostals and Baptists and Lutherans... and of course he's surprised to see them all and finally he passes by a room where the door is closed.

He asks St. Peter, "why is that door closed?"

And St. Peter responds, "Shhh. The Catholics are in there. They think they're the only ones here!"

I know I quoted it wrong but that one cracks me up everytime I hear it!

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"Faith as small as a mustard seed can move a mountain but doubt equally as small will stop it from moving."

The little girl returns home from her Brownie meeting and lets her dad know that some of the other parents are starting a square dancing club. She asked him to join, and he passed as not much a dancer. Then, she replies, "Come on, dad, don't you want to do-si-do and swing your parts?"

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God is love - St. John

Prayer is the purest form of human love - Don D. Snow

We're all God's creatures...and some humans can be His children. - Don D. Snow

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained, "and today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought for a moment and then asked, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

The busboy and Maitre de were standing by the Queen Anne (a three shelved bus cart). The Maitre d picked up a half full wine glass, chugged it, put it down and said to the bus boy out of the corner of his mouth, "I have a drinking problem."

The bus boy leans his head sideways to the Maitre de and says, "I used to have a drinking problem, then she divorced me."

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God is love - St. John

Prayer is the purest form of human love - Don D. Snow

We're all God's creatures...and some humans can be His children. - Don D. Snow

Have you guys heard the joke about a Protestant minister who dies... and heaven is a big house with many rooms. He passes by a room full of Jewish people, a room full of agnostics, a room full of Pentecostals and Baptists and Lutherans... and of course he's surprised to see them all and finally he passes by a room where the door is closed.

He asks St. Peter, "why is that door closed?"

And St. Peter responds, "Shhh. The Catholics are in there. They think they're the only ones here!"

I know I quoted it wrong but that one cracks me up everytime I hear it!

True story.

Years ago, the West Virginia Secretary of State was a man by the name of A.J. Manchin. He occasionally remarked that he knew for sure that he was going to Heaven; quoting scripture "In my house there are many Manchins."

__________________Lost SheepIf you are offended by the opinions I express, you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.

A new employee in a government office listened as a worker went about, taking his co-workers' orders for donuts. There was an order for CCR, another order for GOF and a third order for POF, known to bakery staff as Chocolate Covered Raised, Glazed Old Fashion and Plain Old Fashioned. After watching and hearing all this, the new employee observed, "You know you're working in a government office when even donuts have acronyms."

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God is love - St. John

Prayer is the purest form of human love - Don D. Snow

We're all God's creatures...and some humans can be His children. - Don D. Snow

A new employee in a government office listened as a worker went about, taking his co-workers' orders for donuts. There was an order for CCR, another order for GOF and a third order for POF, known to bakery staff as Chocolate Covered Raised, Glazed Old Fashion and Plain Old Fashioned. After watching and hearing all this, the new employee observed, "You know you're working in a government office when even donuts have acronyms."