I can only quote my mentor Father Jack (to his fellow priests Father Ted and Dougal) "DRINK! FECK! ASS! GIRLS!" with the emphasis on ASS!

The forum software is happy with FECK! but unhappy with ASS with a 'R' in it ....so back to the 'bottom' draw for the next challenge - and of course apologies to any I have offended by quoting my mentor (especially purists who would want a nice rounded A*RSE!)