Ahhh Alocohol!!! Alocohol is a great remover. It will remove stains from clothes. It will also remove the clothes off your back. If by chance it is used in sufficient quanity, alcohol will remove furniture from the home, rugs from the floor, food from the table, lining from your stomach, vision from your eyes, and judgement from the mind. Alcohol will also remove good reputations, good jobs, good friends, happiness from childrens hearts, sanity, freedom, spouses, relationships, mans ability to adjust and live with his fellow man, and even life itself. As a remover of things, alcohol has no equal! Thank you AA!