It would be creepy if you had that like 4 foot tall santa in your room while trying to make love to your woman.Or maybe use it as a toy,you know.Strap a dildo on,maybe carve a hole and install a pocket pussy.

Being six was fun,you could get away with a lot of shit.Like getting naked in public or dressing like spiderman instead of clothes.

Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 27th, 2008 at 03:40PM PST

JGonz...

Posted By: ed on December 27th, 2008 at 04:46PM PST

What?

Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 27th, 2008 at 08:16PM PST

ed i had a dream you slammed pretty hard trying to half cab this 15 stair, then you got up and did it. it was sick

Posted By: weaver on December 27th, 2008 at 09:33PM PST

i almost got a arrested for wearing a spider-man costume and harassing people.
i had a "will fight crime for food sign" and i was chasing people walking by.
so a cop pulled over and gave me a scolding.
i played it classy though.
he asked if my mom knew what i was doing, i told him yeah, she's hungry too.
i guess he was going to try to call my mom.
this was almost 5 years ago. i was 15 then.