Internet Book of Shadows, (Various Authors), [1999], at sacred-texts.com

Bare Bones
Third Degree Elevation (spoof)
(Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)
by Orion
1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.
2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.
3. Reason and Challenge - "You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for
the test?
4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!"
5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn
out.
6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.
7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.
8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.
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