So there is this guy named Kevin
He has a son who is thirteen, not eleven
His wife won't let him have a Lexus
So maybe he can win a Google Nexus
Small in comparison this may be
Oh wait, I've run out of words and need to go pee
See you later, fare-thee-well, Good-bye
Oh no now I've poked my eye
Corny this limerick may be
But hopefully good enough for you to pick me!