The purpose of the Darkside Collective is to unite TRUE Satanists and to educate the masses regarding the truth and realities of Satanism. Representatives of the Darkside Collective have written articles, and are interviewed for television shows, including two segments on "360 Vision", aired on Vision TV (first segment on May 5th and the second on May 15th 2004).

To Satanists, "Satan" is not the devil of Christian mythology, rather we use the original Hebrew etymology of this word which is a title for one who is “an adversary, an opposer, one whose duty it is to question all things.” Our definition of "Satanism" is some what eclectic in that we mix the philosophies of many historical Satanic groups dating back as far as the Neolithic Era, including the philosophies of: the Hermetic Order of the Knights of Templar, the "Hellfire Club", Nietzscheans, Crowleyans, and Setians (to name a few). It is, however, not necessary for members to adhere to ALL the philosophies of the previous groups.

The Darkside Collective is for intelligent individuals who would rather make membership payments through hard productive work than to spend their hard earned money on some church!

The Darkside Collective Ministry is a non-profit organization, a church that refuses to thrive on the funds our members work hard to make. Some members have offered their own services (and money) to keep the Darkside Collective Ministry going, but we only employ their intellect, skills, and abilities. As long as any of our members remain members of the Darkside Collective their property which they chose to use on our behalf will be recognized by Darkside Collective Minstry International.

With the increase of inquires as to where Satanists meet, it has become necessary to define "CHURCH" for the ignorant who, wrongly, believe that "CHURCH" requires a physical building. According to the dictionary, "CHURCH" means "any religious society, organization, or congregation"(Random House Dictionary). This clearly shows that it is not a building that makes a church, but the group of like minded individuals resolute in their common beliefs.

If you wish to join the Darkside Collective Ministry International CLICK HERE to fill out and submit our application form.
After our Council has reviewed your application, you will receive notice if you are accepted.
If you do not receive any notice within 30 days of sending us your application contact us via the email.

The Darkside Collective Ministry will soon be offering "CREDENTIALS OF MINISTRY" to our ordained members. If you were already ordained by the Darkside Collective Ministry and would like to have a "CREDENTIAL OF MINISTRY" sent to you, contact the Ministry.

If you are a Darkside Collective Ministry member who wishes to be ordained contact the Ministry with your request to be ordained.

These certificates are ONLY valid if embossed by the Darkside Collective Ministry's official seal.

NOTE:We are not selling degrees, titles, or ordinations...if funds are requested from you it is only to cover the cost of materials.

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The following are the Satanic Laws (somtimes refered to as the Lex Satanicus):

Do not share your troubles, or give opinions or advice, unless you are sure that others want to hear them. Complaining is the refuge of those who have no self-reliance.

When in another’s dwelling, show them respect or else do not go there. Or, if a guest in your dwelling annoys you, treat them cruelly.

Do not steal that which does not belong to you.

Do not make sexual advances unless the other individual is willing and of, or over, the age of consent.

Do not harm young children under any circumstances.

Do not kill non-human animals unless in defense or for food.

Do not deceive yourself with absurd exaggerations of who, or what, you are.

When in neutral territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not, use whatever force is necessary to defend yourself.

If you have used magic successfully to obtain your desires, acknowledge its power.

Otherwise, do what you will.

Here are further Satanic ethics, what some refer to as Satanic Sins:

STUPIDITY. A Satanists “Cardinal Sin”. Playing on the cliché: “It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful”. Ignorance is one thing, but people are thoughtlessly going along with whatever society says. Satanists must learn to see through societies tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

PRETENTIOUSNESS. Empty posturing is irritating and is not applying the rules of Lesser Magic.

EGOTISM. It is the comfortable illusion of everyone being like you and expecting people to give you the same courtesy, and respect that you naturally give them. Instead Satanists must strive to apply the proclamation: "Do unto others as they do unto you.”

SELF-DECEIT. One of the eleven ethical guidelines of the Darkside Collective but must be repeated here. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is if one has full awareness in such deceit, but then, it is no longer self-deceit!

HERD CONFORMITY. If it will ultimately benefit yourself, it is all right to conform to another’s wishes, but only fools follow along with the herd, letting anyone else dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the will of others.

LACK OF PERSPECTIVE. You must never lose sight of what you are, and what a threat your very existence can be. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. Know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

FORGETING PAST ORTHODOXIES. This is a key to brainwashing people into accepting something "new" and "different" when in reality it is something that was once wisely accepted but is now presented in a new package.

COUNTERPRODUCTIVE PRIDE. The operative word here being “counterproductive”. Pride is great up to the point you forget what you are proud of. The rule of Satanism: “If it works, great. When it stops working for you, find something else that works for you.”

LACK OF AESTHETICS. Aesthetics is a physical application of the Balance Factor; an underlying set of principles, or views, often manifested by outward appearances, or style of behavior. It is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for magical effectiveness.