He can no more stop himself from reading us than the sun can decline to rise in the east.

Maybe a reprise of my translation – from Lewdphemism to plain English – of his “back in town” speech is in order?

Just for yew, Lewd:

Hey all! I’m back after a bit. [I had to take a vacation on a closed ward where the electroshock elite meet.]

Some questions answered if curious [some bold faced lies for the algebraically challenged among you]:

No, I am not dead. [That’s just a case of hospital pallor and anal prolapse.]

Yes, I had a misunderstanding that escalated into some unfortunate posts with some folks here. [They totally misconstrued the words “gutter sluts” and “whores” as something other than scientifically accurate taxonomy, the fucking cunts.]

No, I am not angry about it. [Obviously if anyone is going to be angry it should be me. Do you know how long I’m going to have to drink Crappy Bear malt liquor 40’s while I’m paying off my fucking coinsurance bills? Plus Miss S. left me when she misconstrued what I wrote. But I’m not angry as long as I take my Thorazine and keep my conscience dreaming journal.]

No, I was not staying away because I was angry. [I was staying away because they don’t allow laptops on the closed wards, and anyway I was too full of happy thoughts from group therapy to worry about revenge. That’s about to change, though.]

Unfortunately, all of that happened right before a Shabbos followed by an intense period of travel and work. [Would I lie to you? I will, because I know people here will take their cue from Charles and welcome me back even though everyone knows I never once let anyone beat me in debate or have the last word before. Shit, I used to post here on Shabbos under a sock because the world needs my wisdom 24/7. Now I’m going to sort out the bitches, hoes and newnouns for real. As for the “work” part, the local community college says I can’t return to my Advanced Crotch Grabbing course until I get a mental health clearance, the synagogue has issued a restraining order, and Wendy’s isn’t hiring, so I guess for now I’ll continue my series of lectures here on “Global Warming In Pre-Exilic Meggido” and “Talmudic Takes On Slut-Shaming: Little Foxes In Pirkei Avos.”]

Anyway I’m back. [Until the Weasel gets a wiff of me.] I missed a lot of you. [The rest of you are evil and should be displayed in cages.]

I posted an asinine test. Judaism 101 stuff to see if Ludiot was actually Jewish. Had I been chalanged in that way, my answer would have been screw you, I knows what I am. Ludiot actually took the test within a minute or two, and posted his answers on lgf. What a dope. Yes, he reads this site, and judging by his reaction time, I would say probably more often than those of us who post regularly here.

“Eliminate education and social programs, eliminate all foreign outreach, and keep military funding at its current levels.
Sounds like a recipe for eternal war.”

By “education” I assume he means federal spending and the DoEduc, which we nicely managed to do without for 200 years. We hardly had any federal “social programs” until the New Deal, gave very little “foreign aid,” and the military absorbed a MUCH higher percentage of federal outlays. Yet there was no more war back then than there has been since the New Deal era.

Chuck is leaping over stages of ratiocination like a frog.
A boiled frog. 🙄

Reading Ludwig’s forays into insanity makes me think of the paraphrased Master Yoda quote: “Up Shut The F*** You Must!” Wish I still had the photoshop of it.

I also believe that he has a 72″ HDTV just so he can chronicle all the vile and salacious ways the the evil seductress at Fox News attempt to send his poor deranged mind those nasty, nasty subliminal messages. “Eat more chicken!” “Wash behind your ears. Eat At Joe’s.”

As somebody pointed out downstairs, one of Lewdie’s adorable verbal tics is the pious omission of the letter “o” from the word “God”.

Yep, he’s all rabbinic and Talmudic and shit, so when his Tourette’s kicks in and he starts cursing the assfucking Crappy Bear guttersluts from Fox, well, YHWHdammit, you won’t find a lowercase o anywhere in between a G or a d.

Because he’s fuckin’ righteous that way, and that’s how the motherfuckin’ righteous man G-d d-mned r-lls.

In regard to loons, why is it that ghost hunters, UFO people, crop circles and the Yeti crowd always backs away slowly when the 9-11 conspiracy; global warming is a fact crowd shows up? Fact is Dylan Avery and the farking crap throwing monkeys at 9-11 truth whatever the hell it is this minute make me want to puke.

“OMG! the evil white man wants to reenact the crusades!!!111 Georgeie McBush-Hiitttler-Haliburton, and Dick $heny’s Death squads are exterminating the noble, peace-loving members of hamass and the taliban. Here we are, hog-tied by both the republicans (who for the most part would lose to the durned frenchies, and the lardawful demon rat cowards, who want us to grab ankles and relax so it won’t hurt when we get butt-boned.

The US Armed Forces are trying to drag a stone age society to at least a medieval time frame. A society that believes in honor killing and farking young boys in the ass! But don’t worry folks, after all goreball worming will kill us all! Whoop-te-farking do.

To think that we nearly had Albert “termite infested driftwood” Gore as our president.

The mujahideen think that Global Warming is a result of out Kufr and Shirk and Taghout, and the only way to reverse its progress is for the whole of mankind to submit to the Shari’ah and for the kuffaar who are eligible to pay Jizya and live under the Dhimma to do so (the mushrikeen must either convert or face death and enslavement).

By the way, if anyone ever asks me why I abandoned LGF, my chief reason would have to be that a ranting, logic-free, hysteria-peddling, malicious, evil-tempered wannabe Commissar like LVQ can earn bigger updings than The Thin-Lipped Moral Paragon™ himself for queefs like the first screenshot above. It’s now up to 24. And his #3 has 28. This is a serious potential Stalinist we’re talking about, and on Chuck’s blog he is considered a guru.

And he’s able to do with without presenting any credentials whatsoever to establish his authority on any subject. I know three meteorologists, one teaching at Cal, who think AGW is the biggest con the scientific “community” has run since the jerk who created “Piltdown Man.”

livefreeor die :He’s disappeared from the thread below. I would really like to know what they’re saying at the swamp about him. He clearly thinks he’s in league with them on pulling some massive hoax on us.

I saw you trying to reason with Reggie, and I fear it’s falling on deaf ears. I’m a little concerned about the travel plans. I wonder if his reality is that Charles banned him as part of an elaborate plan. He’s coming across to me like those who continually misinterpret reality (and I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the disorder). You know the condition -those afflicted will see a receipt from Starbucks and see a love note; buy themselves presents and convince themselves that it really came from the object of their affection. When he finally realizes it’s no joke, that Charles really has banned him (not to mention that SpaceJesus isn’t going to come to his defense), that reality break may be complete.

I was reading it for awhile, but I’m getting to close to the point where I wish I could go pick Reg up and check him into a hospital.

The government goes back to doing what the Founders intetnded for it to do–those very few things the states can’t do for themselves.

People suddenly get to keep scads of their own hard-earned money. They invest it. Freed from a lot of stupid over-regulation that even Obama mocked last night, businesses have the capital and freedom to innovate. If they show avarice or harm the environment, consumers will vote with their feet and pick another business that is in line with their beliefs. Parents with extra money now can afford to send their kids to private or parochial schools, which forces public schools to either improve their standards to compete or disappear. Massive numbers of the poor don’t have to be government slaves anymore–living in government housing, buying food with government money, getting government medicine–because there are now jobs for them to do, a way to build pride. The American public, already far more generous than the American government in foreign aid, has even more money to give, money that won’t be wasted through endless middlemen but will go to tangible products on the ground. Young and middle aged people will have money to invest for their retirements, rather than having their money confiscated now for a program that will be long broke before they can use it.

And maybe that’s wrong. So, we have the Founders’ original plan–50 states, each different, each with a different way. If California thinks the way to go is a massive government, massive regulation, massive infusions of confiscated money sent as foreign aid out of the state, and masive bureaucracy, let them try that experiment on their own people. If it brings happiness and prosperity, the other states will emulate it. If not, it will fail and collapse.

*Note: it won’t bring happiness and prosperity. If you want to see what the glorious Democrat vision is, unburdened by any influence from the evil Republicans and teabaggers, look at Detroit. They’ve been living the dream–a land without conservatives– for more than 50 years. I hear it’s lovely.*

To sum up–returning to the Founders’ intent would be a rebirth of this country. We’ve forgotten what it’s like not to have the government shackling our every move. The freedom would be a revelation.

…and AGW is a tiny problem on our vast planet, Lewdie. Stay awake at night worried about your ignorance for all of your education. Don’t lose a wink over a fraud.

I hope my previous comment was not taken the wrong way. I was making fun of the left and the fact that if you are a leftist or muslim you can do no wrong. To give you some background; my father was stationed in Libya at the old Wheelus Air Base for 18 months from 1964-1966. When I was older I asked Dad about the places he had been. He would always shake his head about Libya. A few of his stories:

The king gets a brand new state-of-the-art airplane. Then the seats are ripped out and it is used as a flying goat mobile.

The locals who worked at the mess hall and would run outside to bow to mecca at the appointed worship time while G.I.s waited for food (had to win hearts and minds you know).

Seeing a convertible with two men and a sheep in the front seat and females forced to sit in the back seat like second class citizens. There are other things I could mention, but do not feel it would be appropriate to talk about.

I choose not to capitalize the words muslim, mecca or medina, after learning far more than I ever wanted to know about islam and its sick ways on 09-11-2001. As for global warming, a communist is a communist. (Even if it is a watermelon. Green n the outside, red on the inside.)

Again, I apologize if I sounded bitter or sarcastic in my previous post.

One of your third-tier lizards wigs out in public and has to be banned.

In desperation at the sudden loss of contact, he comes to the dread blog of the evil ultra-haturrrz, because plainly he’s cut off from IRL friends and must express his florid psychosis somehow, somewhere.

And what sort of reception does he get?

For the most part, people are genuinely concerned. Even the ones he spent all his time at LGF maligning, with your tacit approval.

What, meanwhile, is your take on all of this, on your seekrit privy lizards-only thread (which is an open book to us)?

The Thin-Lipped Moral Paragon™ sez:

“I would counsel against too much sympathy.”

Would you indeed, you dickless, soulless fuck.

If you were on fire, many would counsel against pissing on you to quench the flames; yet most here would probably even run for clean water, a blanket, and a doctor.