Photo: Eggplant Wednesday

It seems the search for a new Mr Ideal Nigeria is on, because I’ve been getting lots of mentions on Instagram to like the pictures of hopeful (and might I add, well muscled) aspirants for the crown. I’ve been liking o. Liking, liking, liking – the pics ooo! Not the sleek, hunky models that make you wish you are in charge of makeup, clothes and any other job description that gives you an excuse to touch those bodies. #sigh

Anyway, here’s the picture from a recent mention. The dude is carrying a bulge for Africa, and I simply couldn’t resist serving it up as breakfast. Enjoy. But don’t thirst too much, hoes.

Ayo Twitch keeps exploiting these boys every year sha.
The number of gay men who keep trying to get into/ win “modeling/pageant” contests as a way out grows every year. Yet they’re opening themselves to sexual harassment and prostitution. It’s a reminder of some problems within the gay community.

When pinky is ready I shall share the salacious story of a scene just like in the pic, where I was rowing in the creeks of the Southsouth, and I came across a fisher man in his boat whose equipment reached his knees…and I’m not talking about his fishing rod…

All am getting is bulge !! Bulge !! Bulge !! * prayers * lord Jesus make my eyes bigger than my brain that I may feel this young man blessing raining down on me!!! Can I get an AMEN!!!! Abs for days !! Bulge for the Gods !!