Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom long forgotten, there lived....wait, that's not right.

On a dark and stormy night, the wind was howling, and...no, that's not it, either.

In a galaxy far, far away...no.

Really, I'm trying, but I'm bad at these sorts of things. What do you need to know? I was born in Tulsa, OK, moved to Houston, TX when I was 10, then to Fort Collins, CO, when I was 25, then to Bradford, PA a year and a half later, where I now reside at the ripe, middley-young age of 28. I graduated from Lamar University in Beaumont, TX with some expensive piece of paper that CLAIMS that I know how to write music, but I normally don't let pieces of paper tell me what to do. In fact, just to show that paper who's boss, I've worked all sorts of odd jobs, from pet store clerk to steakhouse server to call center peon. And now, I work comfortably as a caregiver for the mentally handicapped--probably because the behavioral health center knew I'd feel most comfortable around my own kind.

I live with my beautiful partner, his parents, and more Chihuahuas than I can keep track of. When I'm not investing my precious time in the extremely important activities of checking FaceBook or exchanging words on a screen with humans I've never met, I like to occasionally do something mildly productive such as working on music, reading books or articles on science or philosophy, or acting like I give a crap about my health enough to stave off death for an allegedly few extra years by crash dieting and making promises that I'll start working out tomorrow (while stuffing my face with ice cream today).

Really, I'm not that good at bios. If you REALLY want to know something about me, just ask. It's easier that way.