16 Bizarre AF Sex Toys And Products You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

Everyone has their kinks when it comes to sex (well, almost everyone). Whether that involves spanking, handcuffs or playing an adult baby, hey — that's your business. To each their own. But when it comes to fulfilling those sexual fantasies, lots of people prefer to add something a little extra to spice things up. And *apparently*, nothing does the job quite like these unconventional sex toys.

It's like the creators of these products have literally brainstormed every possible fantasy that people can think of, regardless of how over-the-top or bizarre it might be. For instance, have you ever heard of Kaylani's Foot Fetish? It’s literally a petite female foot with a vagina at the base of its heel and, according to Amazon, it’s “soft, supple and incredibly life-like” with “delicious long slender toes.” Now, having a foot fetish is one thing. But, having a penetrable foot-shaped vagina? That's just insane.

You're probably cringing at the thought of a guy masturbating with a rubber foot (so sorry to put that image into your head), but that's nothing compared to the other weird sex toys we've discovered. From dildo gas masks to electro sex gloves, these sex toys will make you gasp at the fact that they actually exist.

Fernando Sosa, the graphic designer who made it, explained that this was a direct response to the Russian leader's anti-gay policies.

"I wanted to make a voodoo-like doll of him so people could do whatever they wanted to Mr. Putin in the privacy of their own home. However, what a better way to attack Mr. Putin’s shirtless bear-wrestling reputation? Make him into the shape of a butt plug," he said. ... OK.

This is by far one of the weirdest, most humiliating ways to get more intimate in bed. It might just look like a normal Doctor's stethescope but look a little closer and you'll see that the toy actually penetrates your parter... so that you can listen to what's going on inside of your partner's body while gettin' freaky.

Yes, there is an actual threesome masturbator and it costs a whopping $150. According to the product description, "each hole has a unique pattern and offers customized stimulation. You can pick your favorite, or move between them until you explode." Talk about getting the most bang for your buck. (I'm sorry.)

The snorkel has a mini vibrator that buzzes every 30 minutes and it's supposed to make oral sex feel more pleasurable for the receiver. But honestly, I can't imagine anyone seeing their partner sport this sex toy without bursting out laughing.

Waking up in the morning with vibrations on your ~nether regions~ might sound like great idea for some, but tbh this is a little extra. Also, you're supposed to keep it in your underwear overnight but if you move around a lot, it could slip out of place and get pretty uncomfortable (or even painful). You're taking quite the risk, here: those vibrations the next morning might cause your bladder to let loose before you make it to the bathroom.

Guys, they don't just taste like bacon. They look like actual strips of bacon too. A great bachelorette party gift, sure, but if you're hooking up with someone and the only condoms they've got on deck are these, make a run for it ASAP.