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FC: Pudiente

1: History | He was born to a wealthy family in Panama City. His childhood was very easy because of all the money they had. At the age of 29, he had achieved the position of Minister of Government. His money was a big influence to this position. He frequently meditates and experiments with psychedelics, trying to find the meaning of life. One day during his daily meditation, he dropped acid and went on a long, deep trip. During this trip, he imagined he was speaking to God. God told him that the meaning of life is to be as wealthy and powerful as possible. So when he came off this trip, he made that his life goal. He planned to use his money and influence in government to make it happen. He called this religion, “Pudiente”, which is Spanish for wealthy. He decided that there were five main ideas for Pudiente, or pillars.

2: The Five Pillars | 1.Make as much money as possible a.Basic pillar, cornerstone of religion 2.Don’t let anyone or anything stop you a.People will try and stop you, but don’t let them 3.Money over everything a.Money is the most important thing in life 4.Make it obvious you have money a.Helps spread this religion 5.Live at peace a.With money, you will be peaceful

3: The Spread of Pudiente | Javier realized he needed to spread this religion. He decided to get celebrity endorsements, because a lot of them already have this basic lifestyle. He focused mostly on rappers since they flaunt their wealth the most. Many people joined this religion. He became elected President of Panama by a large majority vote. He had an immense amount of power. He made it illegal in Panama to have any other religion. When people protested, he had them killed. He made himself the “Grand Almighty Dictator of the Superpower Panama.” The GPD of Panama rose to over $20 trillion USD. He and his followers flooded every government on earth. They all adapted the cultures of their countries to Panama’s culture. By 2023, Pudiente had spread around the whole world. And by 2037, Javier was in complete control of earth. He had achieved the ultimate goal of his religion.

4: The Pudiente Culture | People flaunt their wealth. They try to show off and make people think they have more money than them. People pray daily to God hoping that he will grant them wealth. The economy soars in all the countries that follow this religion because people aren't stingy or frugal with their money. Once they get it they spend it. The only thing they teach in school is how to get money. Families fight about money all the time. Modern culture gets destroyed and everyone only cares about themselves. People don't bother with art or literature. They think it distracts them from earning money and spending it. They get entertained by watching people gamble their money and lose it and shows like "Make It Or Lose It" and "Risk It All."