Girlfriend nowI have a girlfriend nowNo way, no howHow'd I get a girlfriend, now?I remember it vividly, love. I've been walking erect since the moment we metAnd I caught your eyes to my surprise (your white thighs)Hebraic neuroses ceased to be. An angel's conversing with meThe new attractive to me is divineAnd even if your friends don't understandNo matter what, I'll always be your manAnd even if you go, you know you’ll leave me feeling grandI'll need new contraceptives, green eyesI found god when you left him, green eyesLet's spend the night entwined out on the boardwalk in sickly summertimeLike the yin and the yang of the afikomenYou're the omen that all has changed that was derangedand even if you suck* me 'til I'm soreno matter what I'd bleed to be your whoreand even if the cancer grows until we explode, I'm yoursGirlfriend nowI have a girlfriend nowno way, no howhow'd i get a girlfriend, now?Well from here on forth, I'm yoursAnd even if your whisper eats my earYour voice shall be the only song I long to hearAnd even if you fear the end, our sacrament of salmon and Irish beerWill still be here“Boy, I need your love, so give it to meboy, I need your touch, so lay it on meboy, I need your love, I need your touch, I'm yours”

*probably the most argued about line of all time. supposedly someone asked him after a show and he said it was suck. i'm just a messenger

this song is the energetic too-awesome-to-describe feeling you get right after deciding to date that special someone i think. despite how odd the reasons may be for become attracted to this new lover, it's an outstanding happiness that will last, and that no one else can understand. it reminds me of my most recent relationship anyways, all too well. that's what i pull out of it.

Such a Jewish song, what with the title and "afikoman."shiksa = a non-Jewish girlafikoman = the last piece of matzah bread at a Passover seder dinner

Love, it will not betray you, dismay or enslave you.It will set you free. Be more like the man you were made to be.There is a design, an alignment, a cry of my heart to seethe beauty of love as it was meant to be.Mumford & Sons