The Sexiest Things to Bring to Your Solo Sessions by Zodiac Sign

Posted by Chloe Tse on May 8, 2020

Self-love just got sexier. May is masturbation month and May 28th is National Masturbation Day — let’s be honest, these are things worth celebrating. Every person has their own kinks and turn ons that help get them in the mood — and there is no right or wrong way when it comes to turning up the heat in your love nest. Of course, we’ve looked to the stars to find out the sexiest things to bring to your solo sessions — according to your zodiac sign — to help inspire and spice up your celebrations this month.

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Aries: Light fire play

From lighting candles to lightly dripping hot, melted wax on their torsos, these rams know how to turn up the heat. Aries, a fire sign, will enjoy something involving a flame during their solo self-love sessions. A lil candle light and their colourful imaginations will set them right up for success.

Taurus: Sexy lingerie

This sensuous bull may seem cool, collected and well put-together on the streets — but they can also be off-the-charts sexy and self-indulgent in the sheets. Because aesthetics is big for Taurus, slipping into some sexy lingerie is all they really need to heat up their self-love sesh.

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Gemini: Strapless strap-on

To amp up the fun, this air sign may be into a solo session with a strapless strap-on — two ends of fun for one! This fun grown-up toy will provide all kinds of stimulation for Gemini (especially if you opt for premium fun with the bullet add-on!)

Cancer: The faucet

Being a water sign, Cancer is nurturing and loves a good bath — so what better way to combine self-care with sexy self-love than jumping in the water a bit early and letting water flow against your most sensitive spot. Pro-tip: Experiment with water pressure for optimal results.

Leo: Sexy recordings

Oh Leos — they love the spotlight and live for attention — even in their solo sessions. Nothing gets them more turned on than the idea of recording their sexy self-love routines for one — or many of their lovers (depending on their current situation). The idea of an audience inspires a more epic, uh, climax for their short-films.

Virgo: Tips and tricks from feminist porn

This intellectual earth sign — who lives to analyze, criticize and self-improve — likes a solid example to learn from. Virgos may be into researching the work of their favourite feminist pornstars to discover hot tips and tricks they’ll test and learn in their solo sessions to wow their lovers with later.

Libra: Fancy ass glass butt plug

This sociable, refined air sign values a good aesthetic. Libras are known to be diplomatic and respectful — but they’re also open-minded, curious and have a thing for the fancy. They may enjoy spicing up their solo sessions by introducing fancy glass toys and fun devices.

Scorpio: A photo of an ex who dumped them

This passionate water sign filled with complex emotions — but attempts to present with none — will do everything and anything to avoid wearing their hearts on their sleeves. They hate being left behind and forgotten and aim to make an impression on every lover. Because they’re so possessive and psychological, bringing a photo (digital or printed) of their ex who out-manipulated them is exactly what they’ll bring to their secret solo sessions.

Sagittarius: The exact right playlist

This enthusiastic, adventurous and independent sign is fine to forego a partner on their quest for a quick orgasm. What the Sadge can’t go without, though, is the exact right playlist to set their solo session’s vibe — whether it be emo and intense or a series of songs set to the rhythm they want to grind it out to.

Capricorn: 24k gold dildo

What Capricorn can resist the fine craftsmanship of a luxury golden d to take a lil ride on? This conservative, resourceful and ambitious earth sign likes a strong rationale and comprehensive value. Thousands of dollars for the best orgasm of their lives? They’ll certainly consider it.

Aquarius: Multi-purpose vibrator

This artistic, idealistic air sign may opt for the LELO Billy 2, a vibrator with eight pleasure settings — depending on their mood. Their detached, independent nature allows them to achieve sexy new heights all on their own — so their steamy solo sessions is something their lovers often hope to aspire to.

Pisces: Sexy Fanfiction about their favourite fictional TV characters

This dreamy, sensitive fish loves a good slow burn before they get to the smut. Gravitating towards angsty multi-chapter fics (femme slash or otherwise), Pisces needs a romantic narrative before they can fully indulge in a fantasy. Let’s be honest, what they really bring to their solo sessions is extra tissue (ew, no — for their tears!)