1 Ophelia: This is Angela. She's auditioning for the part of Jessica Fisher.
1 Shakespeare: What do you know about the role?
2 Angela: The ad said it's a lady who accompanies a mysterious man on exciting adventures through time. I must say I can't wait to play the part!
3 {beat}
4 Shakespeare: Mercutio, did you write the ad to say it wasn't Dr Who??
4 Mercutio: Why on Earth would I do that?!