"God Rest Ye, Unitarians" Hymn

God rest ye, Unitarians, let nothing you dismay;Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day;When Christ was born is just not known, no matter what they say,O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angels' song;There could have been no wise men for the trip would take too long.The stories in the Bible are historically wrong,O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,Glad tidings of reason and fact!

Our current Christmas customs come from Persia and from Greece,From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.We know our so-called holiday is just a pagan feast,O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,Glad tidings of reason and fact.