So you're part of the rent agreement then? "Hey, Jack, you only paid a third of the rent last month, which means you only get to sleep with her a third of this month." "Aww, man. What if I pay all of this month's rent?" "Then I go a month without sleeping with her." You're basically a utility.

Okay little girl1429, you may be right on this one, but you still need to work on the originality. Btw that come back: 'Fuck off' was a really weak comeback. For future reference, you may need to work on those.