UMECUnited Mining Exploration Commission: A group of friends playing JumpGate-- "a MMORPG that launched smoothly, breaks from fantasy character setting, emphasizes PvP, and is the first persistent world space simulator that nobody talks about." ~Scorch

Therapist: "I'd rather fight and die to innominate than fight and destroy DSA/IHS"

UFP: LOL

Therapist: really nasty OOC perverted flame

UFP: pffffft

Therapist: double pffft!

Dark Path: Smart ass remark about earlier semantic clarifications

Fight Club wrote:

"Too sad to hear all this. I guess its just because some people take this game way too seriously. If they have a chance to score a kill, they kill. Especially when they are sure that they will go unpunished. And later they are proud of themselves that they have increased their pilot kill count and/or got some bounty medals. So, Rostam, you gave such people one more chance to be indefinetely proud of themselves and I bet most of them were loading JOSSH pilot center pages to view their stats countless times to see how well they did. If I were you I would just remember the names of those who shot at you and hunt them down to hear them whine on this board again and again."

DSA wrote:

"I am very disapointed in youo Rostam. I was always ready to give you the benefit of the doubt. I guess I still am and will, but this post stretches credability to new hieghts. You have played this game long enough to know that if you launch HG, esp. you or dong or Prophet, it doesnt matter what the circumstances are guys aregonna come after you. you have killed to many. face it you got upset and just kept launchingand launching, besides getting killed in a storm couldnt have cost you much, oh and you had a bounty.

PS The only reason we knew where you were is cause KTRI announced your presence, Solrain had place a bounty on Rostam in Rounds of Quantos. You shall reap what you sow.

Dong great fight later at tripoint. i still think you guys are good sports. Just sometimes you get pissed and do something a little rash.

Thank you for your time"

Therapist: tepid comeback

IHS: sticks their head into the flame war and it ain't pretty

Wolfpack wrote:

"The people who claim to be righteous in tube camping a Therapist are the same people who would try to get accounts banned if someone did it to them. The irony is only overshadowed by the hypocrisy.

I hold no love for Therapists, in fact I eagerly look forward to my first Therapist kill. However I would not take that kill from a tube camp of an unequipped ship. No matter how you try to justify it, that's just lame."

IHS: completely new attempt at clarification of semantics (not to be confused with earlier innane drivel of the same ilk)

IHS: first appearance of a grammar nazi. (This qualifies this thread as automatic garbage)

IHS: grabs the pom poms and pisses on the crowd

Fatal Shadows: the dude makes a brilliant counter stroke, but his syntax is so migraine inducing it backfires.

Swarm wrote:

"Do not pick a fight my ass. Horace tried to instigate a fight with me about a week ago. I did my best to stop any hostilities. I told him that no one in my squad had shot at them and none of them had shot at us, still he was determined to make swarm an enemy. He then proceded to wait about ten minutes until he downed a swarm pilot. Other pilots in your squad were alot friendlier and willing to help keep the peace though. The next day he started another fight with my squad. It was at that point Horace made IHS an enemy Swarm. You IHS guys need to get off your high horses. There are pilots among you that want to kill people as much as any Therapist, so much so that they begin to make excuses as to why other squads have acted "dishonerably" and deserve punishment. Because of these pilots you are not viewed as an honerable squad, merely as PvP oppurtunists.

TTelephone, you may not instigate fights with Quant HGs but there are others in your squad who do."

Dark Path: does a hack job on the axiom, "There is no honor among thieves" (so completely off topic i doubt it registers on anyone's consciousness)

Therapist: Ah, we get back to clarifications on semantics (the original semantic debate)

IHS: pfffffft!

Fight Club: hasn't quoted the first rule of fight club yet, thank Hamalzah

Therapist: 1st reference to the pogbs in this thread (but not the first reference to therapist martyrdom by a looooooooong shot)

Brotherhood: semantic clarification (don't ask, i lost count)

Ekoostik: Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (or not to flame, that is the question Ekoo must ask himself)

Brotherhood: Quotes an IHS pilot "And note: We do not go after all quant HGs(I Saw a Quant transport launch HG and did not engage it). Only the ones that attacks us first." ...and then replies with: "I'm told that Fetch, a Brotherhood pilot, was gang-banged by four IHS pilots the other day, and that while he was HG, he did not provoke the attack."

DSA: semantic clarification and a flaaaaaaaame

Therapist: semantic clarification and a flaaaaaaaame

Brotherhood: semantic clarification

DSA: pfffffffft

Therapist: first "you suck! im not a martyr! BTW, i quit!" reply in this thread

IHS: at this point, i don't care whether a semantic clarification's quality is good or bad (my brain's numb)

Therapist: first use of CAPS LOCK (weeeeeee)

IHS wrote:

"Ok again I will say this for you who dont uderstand why you are being hunted mercilessly.

YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!

First off I had no part in the tube camp and didnt even kill rostam even one time last night, although i thought it was funny as hell when he died over and over .

As I said before we are doing this to you because of all the things that therapist have done to us and other squads. You downed me (prophet and miskugun) in a fully loaded (500 Antimony) civilan tow in regulated space. WHAT HONOR IS THAT?????????? Two phoons on a fully loaded tow? Give me a break fellas. You are all the biggest hypracrits I have enver seen in my life.

As for you Swarm guys. You are being hunted for one reason YOU ARE FIGHTING ALONG SIDE THE RAPISTS!
About the time I attaked one of your pilots (Apoc). He was attacking an OCT tow in the middle of unreg. I engaged him trying to save a tow's ass. He then said it was a friendly duel. I disengaged and left him alone. 20 minutes later him and Reif attack me in BR while I had 0 AB left 0 Missles 0 FF's. And what happend? I downed both of you. Then you both proceeded to try to take me out again. Down you both go again. Sorry fellas you brought this upon yourselves. Until then I had not downed even one Swarm pilot.

On the last note all I have to say is IHS deals MAXIMUM FORCE at all times. We do not accept any duels EVER. It has nothing to do with whos scared of who. It is obvious Rostam stood no chance even if he was in a Uber ship last night. AND DONT GIVE ME ANY CRAP ABOUT HIM BEING AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN!!! Rostam had a HUGE bounty for the crimes he has committed against fellow TRI civilians. He was paying the price for his deeds. If he wasnt acting like such an ass also coming out and calling people names that also didnt help his situation.
So in conclusion you can all say what you like about IHS but I will say this, its good to be our friends. We can be some very cool people. You piss us off and we can be a major thorn in your side. Maybe you will think about what is happening to you now before you go doing this crap to civs again. And to you RIX WAAHHHHHHHh QUIT GOOD ALL OF YOU! I wouldnt miss you all a bit. In fact our little war over at Oct was a HELL OF ALOT more fun. Atleast all them took their beating and said "good fight"! I had aleast a coule diff octs message me saying either that or "nice shooting". When was the last time any of you guys were cool with who shot you down? God I could go on forever about this but Im not going to waste my breath any longer. For now on you can simply talk to my guns"

Therapist: and we're off to the races!!! (sorry, the score board couldn't take the heat and spontaneously combusted)

IHS: nyaaaaaaaaa

Therapist: second reference to poGBS

DSA: Second attempt at peacemaking

IHS: FILIBUSTER!!

Ekoostik: can someone pull the hook out, please?

Dark Path: light banter

IHS wrote:

"*sigh*

I liked IHS because we didn't talk smack on the message boards. Up until now, we've all been relatively polite to even the Therapists. Sure, their our enemies, rather hated enemies (in game), but I haven't seen any lowly OOC squabbling between my squad and another one until now. I'm very disappointed... in almost everyone who posted on this thread. I mean, everyone just needs to PHREAKING CHILL! And may Strikefear go to Hell for putting the word 'phreaking' into my vocabulary. Just my 2 creds."

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Brotherhood: actually tries to reply to a Filibuster. hehehe

DSA: third attempt at peacemaking

Therapist: first little tidbit on motivations "...Everyone's too focused on winning to have any fun"

IHS: Fourth attempt at peacemaking

Therapist: semantic clarification

IHS: First acknowledgement of a semantic clarification (case closed. w00t!)

DSA: first attempt at real humor (popcorn stand starts to close shop; whine and cheese is almost sold out)

IHS: Fifth attempt at peacemaking

Therapists: First reconciliation by a therapist ("right! the bar's closed everyone out!")