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I transform into a Feraligatr and use Aqua Tail after I receive a maximum boost in Attack with low health in the rain while carrying a Choice Band.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Dane12

I get my Deathnote and write Bedrock on it

-12 HP

Originally Posted by Krazy95

I attack him with a Big Daddy from Bioshock.

-14 HP

Originally Posted by General Nonsense

I crash a meteor into the bedrock

Seriously, one billion HP is a lot. Chances are it won't ever reach zero with the amount of damage being dealt here.

SPITE! Send him a VM or something if you're really bothered because I can't do a darn thing. I've replied to posts like this with the same answer. -15 HP

Originally Posted by PokeLegend

I use Heartless Angel to bring its HP down to 1.

Eh, no. -16 HP

Originally Posted by Dane12

I use Single Player commands to change the bedrock into a normal piece of Stone and punch it

Nah. -14 HP

Originally Posted by Bedrock

I cast Libra on the bedrock!

Additional target information now available.

The bedrock is now badly poisoned (from Toxic) and has 0 Defense (from Meltdown). Though its high resistances may make those status ailments wear off sooner than we'd like.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Wishing Star

I take a picture of the bedrock with my iPhone's camera!

Fun! -10 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I burn half of the bedrocks face off, and kill his loved one in an explosion and make it feel like its his fault because they chose him and he is dragged of screaming RACHEEEEEELLLL! before it happens.

... -15 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw an angry Escavalier at the block of bedrock.

-12 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use all the Ubers attacks combine and destroy bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I tell the bedrock that I'd rather have leafstormfire tally my attacks as she lets them do more damage...

wait a minute, spite did you factor in the damage increase 0_0

Very well. -0 HP That was out of spite.

Damage has increased!

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I increase the damage by 5 so I do 20 damage to bedrock by using Choice Specs, +6, max HP, Water STAB, Adaptability boosted, Rain powered Water Spout.

...Fine. -20 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I tell the bedrock "You have to everything yourself" and try to blow up the boat it is on.

Boat? What boat? -17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw a Snorlax at the block of bedrock.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw Sly Cooper at Bedrock.

What is that...? -14 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a bedrock, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… look at me! One day, they carve the bedrocks face. And we have no money for surgeries. It can’t take it. I just want to see it smile again, hmm? I just want it to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…
…to myself. And you know what? It can’t stand the sight of me! It leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use Bane and his army to blow up bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite…and gunpowder…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They all blew up in the bedrock.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use Spite( the move not the member) 5 times at bedrock, reducing its HP harshly.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was….a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. The bedrock gets the kitchen knife to defend itself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to it, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says “Why so serious?” Comes at the bedrock with the knife,”Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in its mouth. “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And….. Why so serious?

Why so serious? -15 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw large skyscrapers at bedrock

This is gonna take months.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

You’ll see, I’ll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh… civilized bedrocks, they’ll eat each other.

-12 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use 10,000 Excadrills and make them use Horn Drill at bedrock.

-20 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

It’s simple, we, uh, kill the Bedrock.

REALLY?! -17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw a large axe at the bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw endless meteors at bedrock.

-20 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

i throw a poke ball at the bedrock

-14 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use the Three Sacred Treasures and destroy bedrock.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I give the bedrock my. card.

Great... -13 HP

Originally Posted by Cometstarlight

Lucas uses his PK Starstorm on the Bedrock!

Peach goes to the Bedrock.....Peach used Boomer.....Boomer exploded! It's super-effective as Peach gets a good distance away XD too many video game references

-18 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

Introduce a little anarchy to the bedrock. Upset the established order of the bedrock, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair. And it will destroy the bedrock.

-20 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I go "Challenge Accepted" and make a bunch of more annoying rage comics at bedrock.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

You just couldn’t let the bedrock go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are a very dense bedrock aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won’t kill you, because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Wow... -11 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw an agitated Electrode at the block of bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by SuperPichu

I throw a Master Ball at the bedrock.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use the Weather Trio to attack bedrock.

-19 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I poke the bedrock till it gets annoyed and snaps.

Lotsa poking. -16 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, bedrocks show you who they really are.

Too...quick? Savor? Let's just say you knife the rock. -17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I smash a bunch of Bongos at bedrock.

But why? -15 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I get my girlfriend to tell the bedrock ger problems.

Again, WHY?! -14 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I throw a nokia at the bedrock.

No idea. -17 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I ask the bedrock if he believes in magic..?

Hmm...now let's think for a second... -14 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I smash the bedrock with a house.

Poor house. -19 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw a block of bedrock at the block of bedrock.

-21 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use Techno Blast on bedrock.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I ask the bedrock HEYAYAYAYAY, WHATS GOING ON?

-14 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I order an army of bidoof to gnaw at the bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I zap the block of bedrock with an ultra-powerful laser.

-19 HP

Originally Posted by thirty-six

I lecture the bedrock with my words of whimsey

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw a grenade at the block of bedrock.

-19 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use a wormhole at bedrock.

-19 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I light the block of bedrock on fire.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I ask the bedrock that if a person says about himself that he always lies, is that that the truth or a lie?

STOP THIS NONSENSE. -14 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use Lucky Charms magic at bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I divide the block of bedrock by zero.

I'm in math again. -16 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I throw the bedrock at a window.

*crash* -17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw a Nascar racecar at the block of bedrock.

*boom* -19 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I assemble all the WarCraft characters to attack bedrock.

-20 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I ask the bedrock why oh why I am trying to break down a non existant bedrock.

-14 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw the Fruity Noodle Hut at the block of bedrock. You get that, you get awesome points.

Nope! -16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I get the Hungry, Hungry Hippos to eat the bedrock.

Their mothers would be proud. -17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw a disgusting scab at the block of bedrock.

EWW! -14 HP

Originally Posted by thirty-six

I sit and have a conversation about the facts of life with the bedrock…

-14 HP Is that what you do in your free time?

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I get cavemen to crush bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I get Patrick Star to destroy the bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw exploding necklaces at bedrock during Mardi Gras

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I throw deodorant cans at the bedrock.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw Duranteater at the block of bedrock.

YESS...! -16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw Z-nogyroP at bedrock

Everyone just wants me to be thrown at=p

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I JAAAAAAAACK PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH the block of bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by The Eleventh

I subject the bedrock to the Battle Subway's hax.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I smash bedrock with golf clubs.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I use the might of item trolling from mario kart.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I teach the block of bedrock how to bungee jump, the cut the wires.

So cruel. -18 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I strangle the bedrock.

No neck. -17 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I juggle the block of bedrock.

There's only one. -16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I make bedrock watch The Happening.

Never again. -16 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I tend to the bedrock and heal all of its wounds.

-0 HP. YOU TRAITOR

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I throw the block of bedrock into a volcano.

And Joker, how could you??? Now we gotta start all over!

-19 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I throw the bedrock into a wood chipper.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I attack the block of bedrock with a power saw.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I run over bedrock with a 1000 lb bus.

-19 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I use Electro Ball on the block of bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I cut bedrock with powerful blades of wind.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I subject the block of bedrock to the horrors of war.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use Keldeo's Hydro Pump equiped with Choice Specs at bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I eat the block of bedrock.

(No comment) -15 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I look at bedrock.

-9 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I use heat vision at the bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I roll the bedrock down a hill.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I sit infront of the bedrock for 1000 years, staring deeply into its eyes, until it breaks down into a fit of crying and mucus.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw bedrock out of Earth into a black hole to never return again.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I read the bedrock my list of over 1,000 bad bumper stickers and it explodes from rage.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use Sun boosted Choice Band equipped Sacred Fire at bedrock.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I throw the bedrock into a fan.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I play annoying Justin Beiber songs at bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I send a hungry Swalot at the bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I employ the bedrock behind the red door at reynholm industries.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I use Ash's Pikachu's Thunderbolt at the block of bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use a Kangaroo to attack bedrock.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I use a swarm of Zubats to attack the bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw pennies at bedrock for charity.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I stroke the bedrock lovingly, then when its guard is down I slip a blade between its ribs.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I stab the block of bedrock.

-18 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I throw Winnie the Pooh at bedrock.

-15 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I pierce the bedrock with my drill.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I get Jonah Hill to break bedrock.

-17 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I coat the block of bedrock with honey and set ants free over it.

-16 HP

Originally Posted by The Joker.

I give up on the bedrock.

-9 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I use V-Create at bedrock.

-17 HP

Damage is increased!

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I send my venus flytrap at the bedrock.

-19 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I send bone vultures to scavenge bedrock.

-20 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I travel back to when the bedrock was just a teensy baby pebble, then nuke it.

;__; -23 HP

Originally Posted by Duranteater

I get Catwomen to destroy bedrock.

-22 HP

Originally Posted by Z-nogyroP

I get the X-Men to kill the bedrock.

-23 HP

Originally Posted by Jirachi9

I kidnap the bedrocks family and say that if he doesn't give us 9,000,000 of his life he won't see them again.