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Saturday, December 6, 2014

Saturday Morning Confusion # 92

Perspective

O.K. boys and girls, it’s time for another edition of “Let’s Get Things Back Into Perspective Here!” (God I love that word!)
Since regular readers know that I live in a constant state of
confusion about what’s going on in the world, they will also know that I
attempt to set things straight every now and then………, and today is one
of those days, bunky!
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Los Angeles police opened an investigation on Friday into a woman’s
claims that Bill Cosby molested her when she was 15 years old, a
department spokeswoman said.
The investigation was opened after Judy Huth, who is suing Cosby for
sexual battery, met with Los Angeles police detectives for 90 minutes.
(Huth did not take questions during a news conference, but but her
lawyer, Gloria Allred said she was hoping detectives would open an
investigation into Cosby’s action.)
Police did not give any additional details about the investigation.Police Chief Charlie Beck on Thursday urged potential
victims of sex abuse by Cosby to speak with detectives, regardless of
whether their claims were outside the statute of limitations.
Allred refused to comment on Huth’s lawsuit, which was filed by a different firm.
Meanwhile, Cosby’s attorney, Martin Singer, accused Huth and another
lawyer of extortion and said she attempted to sell her story to a
tabloid a decade earlier. Singer’s filing state the other attorney, Marc
Strecker, first demanded $100,000 for Huth to remain silent, then
raised the demand to $250,000 as more women came forward accusing Cosby
of sexual misconduct.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bill-cosby-lapd-opens-investigation-754573?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thr%2Fnews+%28The+Hollywood+Reporter+-+Top+Stories%29Look folks, I am not going to comment publicly on whether Cosby is guilty, ……or not! But I will say that everyone, including Police Chief Charlie Beck,
is in it for the publicity and notoriety, as well as lots of money,
since Some of them have already suggested Cosby put tens of millions
into a trust fund to settle these claims!
I will say this one more time kids, YES, there are all sorts of
incidents of sexual abuse and assault going on, but we have also
developed a culture where if a woman just says so, that makes it so!
And that ain’t right!
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Steven Del Duca
Transportation Minister
Dear Mr. Del Duca:
Glad to hear you people are finally getting of your butts and doing
something about ‘High Speed Rail’ for us poor slobs who are not part of
the GTA.
I do have one suggestion for you.Save a ton of money on environmental assessments and land
acquisition costs by widening the 401 a bit and then running the sucker
right up the middle!
You’ll save billions, and put a whole bunch of construction workers back on the job!
Sincerely
Allan W Janssen
BlogsCanada.ca

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I was surprised to hear that Sue Ann Arnall, the ex-wife of
billionaire Harold Hamm, was given a divorce settlement of ONE BILLION
DOLLARS!
Then this woman turns around and says: IT’S NOT ENOUGH!”
Look folks, I don’t care what you left wing bleeding hearts, the
feminists, delusional women, tree huggers, and the “swim with the
dolphins” group thinks, a billion bucks is more than enough for anyone.
Sure, Harold is worth 18 billion dollars, but when you get past all
the rhetoric and bullshit………………………, he’s the guy who made the money in
the first place.
To give Sue half of that money just because she was sleeping with him
is not only a travesty of justice, but a God Damned shame as well!
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Here’s a story that’s right up the alley for the Perspective Naked News Staff:

A judge is issuing an arrest warrant for a 77-year-old Utah man who
police say was sunbathing nude in his backyard next to a church parking
lot.

Court records show the $5,000 cash-only warrant was issued Tuesday
after Myron Lee Kipp failed to show up at a court hearing in his
lewdness case.

(The man has pleaded not guilty to seven misdemeanor counts of lewdness.)

Police say Kipp’s neighbors reported he was sunbathing nude in his
backyard. His yard has a chain-link fence with no privacy slats. Kipp
told an officer he could do want he wanted on his property.

A judge, meanwhile, disagreed with him, saying that not only was he
sunning himself where people could see him, but also the fact that he
was a 77 year old man sunning himself where people could see him!
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You might have read yesterday’s report that about 100 human brains had gone missing from the University of Texas at Austin.

Then followed the news that they had been located, with psych
professor Tim Schallert telling the LA Times that UT San Antonio called
him to say, “We got those brains!”
But the Times then heard from that school, which said it had no such thing in its possession.
What could be the final answer came shortly thereafter, via a
statement put out by UT Austin: “A preliminary university investigation
has revealed that UT environmental health and safety officials disposed
of multiple brain specimens in approximately 2002 in accordance with
protocols concerning biological waste.”
Yup, they threw them down the drain bunky!
Ya might say it was the ultimate “brain drain!”
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A friend of “The Mrs. Herself” has a daughter that is traveling the world in search of adventure!
She arrived in the Philippines yesterday, just in time for a Typhoon!
(The Philippines’ military has gone on full alert to respond to a possible catastrophe.)
Well, if she was looking for adventure ………………………., she found it!
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Well, well, after J.J. Abrams decided to switch universes and leave
“Star Trek 3″ to direct “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” writer and
producer Roberto Orci took over the job.
Roberto said he wanted to: “Boldly go where no one has gone before!”
The rest of the crew wasn’t sure exactly where that was, so they let him ‘boldly go’ out the door!
Goodbye, Roberto, Goodbye!
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And finally: One more proverbial kick at the cat, folks! (Now I’ve got P.E.T.A. people pissed as well!)
Like I said, just like the gay community constantly overstates their
numbers and influence to make themselves seem more mainstream, so to do
the feminists and some women go overboard in their equality attempts, to
the point where men are considered either idiots, or slobbering sex
fiends.
It’s no wonder that a lot of TV commercials now portray men as simpletons who have to be taken by the hand and led around!
On top of that, a lot of women really do think that “saying so‘ makes it so!
As we see in this article!

A University of Virginia student’s harrowing
description of a gang rape at a fraternity, detailed in a recent Rolling
Stone article, began to unravel Friday as interviews revealed doubts
about significant elements of the account. The fraternity issued a
statement rebutting the story, and Rolling Stone apologized for a lapse
in judgment and backed away from its article on the case.Jackie, a U-Va. junior, said she was ambushed and raped by seven men
at the Phi Kappa Psi house during a date party in 2012, allegations that
tore through the campus and pushed the elite public school into the
center of a national discussion about how universities handle
sex-assault claims. Shocking for its gruesome details, the account
described Jackie enduring three hours of successive rapes, an ordeal
that left her blood-spattered and emotionally devastated.The U-Va. fraternity where the attack was alleged to have occurred
has said it has been working with police and has concluded that the
allegations are untrue. Among other things, the fraternity said there
was no event at the house the night the attack was alleged to have
happened.A group of Jackie’s close friends, who are advocates at U-Va. for
sex-assault awareness, said they believe that something traumatic
happened to her, but they also have come to doubt her account. A student
who came to Jackie’s aid the night of the alleged attack said in an
interview late Friday night that she did not appear physically injured
at the time but was visibly shaken and told him and two other friends
that she had been at a fraternity party and had been forced to have oral
sex with a group of men.They offered to get her help and she said she just wanted to return
to her dorm, said the student, who spoke on the condition of anonymity
because of the sensitivity of the subject.