What further nuggets of sociology-lite can be wrung from the trickle of data that continues to issue from the U.S. Census Bureau like so much pre-cum? Simply this: everyone's fleeing the frozen North and turning brown.

White people, of course, still control America's cities.(And everywhere else.) But for how long? If you, a white person, can take away one message from the new U.S. Census, it is this: fear. Fear everything. Happy weekend.