Hi Mike and Fran - or to the one who wants the peanut butter. I hereby
volunteer to solve your problem. Just let me know when and how long you
will be in Paris. If you are willing to put my wife and I up in your
apartment, we will gladly fly over with a suitcase full of both Peter Pan
Peanut Butter and Kraft Miracle Whip. Not only that, but I will personally
make your sandwiches. On the peanut butter, I need to know if you want
smooth or chunky and how thick you want it spread. Isn't this an offer you
can't refuse? We will have a place to stay and you will have your reminder
from home. Seems perfect to me.