Merry Christmas!

Well, we made it to Missouri and avoided the snow and ice. (‘Yay’ for leaving later! We heard about several accidents in the morning.) We’ve been to a very nice church service and now Lloyd is playing bartender and we’re going to play some kind of dice game. Wish me luck. (Lloyd’s also telling all of his bar jokes. Anyone want to list one? Or perhaps a new one? Please?)

Merry Christmas, Lauren and Llloyd (and all L and L bloggers, too!) We are having lots of snow in Colorado, so we have a White Christmas. Beautiful, but not fun driving. Hope you have a safe trip home.
I don’t know any bar jokes. Too bad.
Kiwe, where do you live?

A northerner walks into a bar down South around Christmastime, and there’s a little nativity scene on the bar. And the guy says, “That’s a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are wearing fireman’s hats?” And the bartender says, “Well, it says right there in the Bible--the wise men came from afar.”

To Lloyd the Bartender for your next stint: loosen the lid of a beer bottle that needs to be opened with an opener -- none of that cheap twist off stuff. Then when someone asks for a bottle, ask them if they’d like you to open it with your eye. They will say yes. Proceed to squeeze the lid with your eyebrow and pull off the loose lid. They will love this. Oh, and do it a little later in the evening so that they don’t think quickly that it’s just a previously loosened lid.