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Sunday, July 14, 2013

In the last couple months I discovered the online comic Questionable Content. I honestly don't know how to describe it, other than that it's about a bunch of friends who have interesting (though plausible...sometimes) adventures together in their daily lives. It's funny and serious, and just too much fun.

It has sassy coffee baristas, a guy with too many female friends, entertaining drama, and is even LGBT friendly. Also nerd friendly. :)

I'm rereading it, and just for the heck of it decided to put some of my favorite lines from the comic here. These may not be the best, but they're still good out of context.
"Remember the rules, Faye. No murdering customers in the store. The back alley exists for a reason."

"Dora, alcohol is not a good means of self-medication! Ignore the fact that I am a pot calling your kettle-butt black. I'm drunk and allowed to be a bit hypocritical."

"Why rule through fear when you can rule through boners?"

"Sex is for no. Too many fluids and germs and sweat and ew. Totally yuck. Ew."

"The most we have to argue about is where you 'accidentally' tried to stick Lil' Stevie the other night, but that's not a conversation for polite company."

"I prefer my beverages free of the excretions from the nipple of a large, stinky mammal."

"I dunno, I think the best kind of boyfriend is one who lives in your underwear drawer and takes AA batteries."

"This conversation proves that the only thing dumber than an argument on the Internet is the same argument in real life."

"Sven and I are acquaintances, who occasionally happen to bump into each other. Naked. With our crotches."

...and only now, as I write this post, do I realize that half of these are sexual in nature. I'm not sure if that says something about the comic or about my sense of humor. Or both.

Now, my absolute favorite:
"Marten, there's a satanic librarian at the door asking for you. Should I let her in or start shouting Hail Marys until she leaves?"