But it's the newbie who we're crushing on. The complete antithesis to her counterparts, Paige (Cece Peters) won us over the minute she arrived in town, with the kind of country charm and slang that'll never fly in high-society Melbourne. But crikey, she's gonna try!

Paige's boyfriend Daniel (George Pullar), the rookie footballer who's just signed on to the Southern Jets, is equally loveable. Like two peas in a pod, they're way out of their depths in the big smoke, suddenly surrounded by the trappings of success: money, women, infidelity… you name it. We have to wonder how long it'll take before sweet, innocent country boy Daniel falls victim to it all.

As if Paige hadn't stolen our hearts – and all the scenes – already, she had us crying out "bless" when the WAGs dragged her to the fancy schmancy designer boutique.

A Kmart girl in a Dior world – what could possibly go wrong?

Paige makes a poor first impression on the WAGs, and a hilarious impression on viewers.

Like the WAGs themselves, there's more to Ten's new Aussie series than socialites swanning around in stilettos supporting their sports star husbands. Scratch the surface and you'll find secrets, betrayal, deceit and heartache. Those tragic final moments? We rest our case.

One ep down and Playing For Keeps is already kicking goals. It's a keeper.