The Female Body according to Missouri Republican Senate nominee Todd Akin, who stated on television that pregnancy resulting from sexual assault was rare because ""If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." Uhh, yeah, that's how it works exactly.

Disabilities? Mental health issues? Employers not hiring? Pish-posh! All the homeless guy needs is a little more of the good ol' American "can-do" spirit! Aren't overly simplistic and willfully distortive analogies fun?