I finally got it scanned, sorry for the delay. My mother’s been hoarding copies of the paper (I’m unsure exactly why) and I thought I could just grab one off the kitchen table. Turns out she stuck them in her bedroom and I had to ask her to get me one.
The pictures are kinda big so as to be legible. If anyone would like to help me transcribe the thing, let me know. You can send an email to kytri@skyscrapersoup.com if you want to get in touch with me. Or, you know, leave a comment or whatever.
I cut off the top of the second part because it was just a page from the comic. It was page 234 if you’re curious.

What is this?

The Rift was a fantasy webcomic that I started in late 2003. It plodded along for a while, never really finding much of an audience despite regular updates and several attempts at advertising. It was humanely euthanized in early 2010.