Strutting Ladies

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Dr James Fenimore Cooper of Washington DC Is A State Dammit University believes that a cosmological fold exists full of beautiful and strutting ladies. In order to reach it, he proposed building a domain crossing engine of terawatt scale. Some scientists believe that this could result in a fundamental tear in the substructure of the universe, and most of these believe that creating such a tear would be unwise. Most scientists also believe that Dr Cooper is just dreaming about this fold, and that it doesn't actually exist. "Dream on man!" is what Winston Churchill said when he heard about the proposal.