"'This place is a toilet,' he said as we entered Northampton. He wore a baseball cap and drove with his elbow out the window. 'It's not the college girls, though they're bad enough. Look at Tugboat Annie over there, the size of her. She's so big it would only take eleven of her kind to make a dozen. But that's fat - that's not health. That's cheeseburgers.' And he stuck his head out the window and hollered, 'That's cheeseburgers!"' Chapter 1, pg. 4