New Yorkers choose Derek Jeter as the greatest New York athlete ever? WTF [Sharapova’s Thigh]

On the opposite end of a somewhat similar spectrum, NBA players crown Stan Van Gundy as the most annoying NBA coach [Last Angry Fan]

Ever encountered one of those awesomely tacky wall mirrors typically found in college and/or government housing built in the 70’s? Well, somebody’s found a perfectly good, moral, NCAA Tourney-themed use for them [Busted Coverage]

Speaking of March Madness within the context of outdated spaces, if you happen to be stuck somewhere without convenient internet and/or TV access, here’s Westwood One’s radio announcer schedule for Rounds 1 and 2 [Awful Announcing]

For disciples of Ken Pomeroy/KenPom rankings, here’s a nice write-up on making a bracket with the help of things like “advanced metrics” and “adjusted offensive/defensive efficiencies.” [Midwest Sports Fans]

Regardless of how poorly your bracket(s) perform this year, however, just remember it could be worse: You could be a 106-year old Chicago Cubs fan [Larry Brown Sports]

In completely unrelated news, here’s how Super Mario Brothers would have sounded if Nintendo had used a Foley artist for the sound effects. Oh, and some clips from the Super Mario Brothers live-action film [The Score]