This one is a real rarity of the 'Stiff' Record Label. Given away on the occasion of the wedding of Dave Robinson and his wife Rosemary to all the guests.
All you can hear on this record is the dulcet voice of 'Jock Scot' introducing a whole lot of people congratulating on the phone.
A unique idea and a marvelous gimmick anyway. The front cover is showing a pig-nosed Dave and a dog-nosed Rosemary beside a baby telling us just No.