Some people might say the man is just speaking his mind; others might say he's entertaining as all hell. Still others would say he's, well, crazy.

Whether he's as off his rocker as some of the most lunatic movie characters of all time, though, remains to be seen. Meanwhile, we've taken the liberty of re-imagining some of the best Charlie Sheen quotes coming from those characters' lips (and re-casting the parts with him, too). These crazy kids only wish they had The Sheen and his fire-breathing fists as their screenwriter.