Michael Gove
For greater school discipline he strove
He declared, “The punishment for not knowing the Latin declension
Is a jolly good buggering and two weeks’ detention.”

I wrote this whilst Michael Gove was still Minister for Ruining Education. He’s an easy target, although there aren’t that many words that rhyme with his name. I’m particularly proud of the declension/detention rhyme. Plus, any writing that includes the phrase ‘jolly good buggering’ has to be up there with my best.