phillydrifter:"Better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."-Samuel Clemens, a.k.a. Mark Twain

this was actually the list of things he didn't say..

TFA8. "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." He DID say: "[He] was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie."