Dig around long enough on DOD computer networks and, apparently, you’ll find a contingency plan for combating the zombie apocalypse, according to this Foreign Policy article. Apparently, someone at U.S. Strategic Command used it as a training mechanism to plan for an apocalyptic calamity. Military types make a plan for everything. I’m positive some folks I know have a checklist for taking a dump.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also used the specter of an undead invasion as fodder for its tongue-in-cheek emergency preparedness blog. Here’s a helpful hint, kids: “When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast!”

No kidding, so I better get on I-95 right damn now. And as Daft Punk would argue, hopefully I can be a little lucky, too. Truman agrees – “Get Lucky” is his choice as this week’s Hump Day Song.