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samzenpuson Tuesday January 11, 2011 @02:55PM
from the you-smell-wonderful-tonight dept.

ecouterran writes "From the ecouterre article: 'We have dresses to impress, for success, even to kill, but "Herself" must be the first drapery number to clear the air. A collaboration between the University of Sheffield, London College of Fashion, and the University of Ulster, the sweeping gown is part of a larger project to engage the public in the science of environmental pollution. "Catalytic Clothing" explores how textiles can improve ambient quality, and the self-described textile sculpture, is the first prototype to emerge. Highly experimental, according to the designers, "Herself" is designed to illustrate how fabrics can eliminate pollutants so we can "breathe more beautifully."'"

I remember a few years ago, a slashdot article about how Ford developed a radiator that would clean air. I haven't heard about that since and since this dress is an art project, I assume I'll never hear about clothing like this being worn.

Coincidentally, I've invented a bikini made out of Fram Car Air Filters. So, take THAT you drunken college students! I would have invented special filtering underwear, but Depends Undergarments are already on the market. Crap!

Bah! You want to make Bill Gates money you need to develop some cute panties and G-Strings that kill chick farts at the source!

Any guy that has had to deal with a gassy GF or taken some hottie to a Mexican restaurant (BAD choice) knows that a dozen drunken frat guys eating Taco hell creates NOTHING on the sheer level of chemical warfare as a single cutie can let loose upon the environment!

I don't know what kind of demonic evil goes on in the female digestive tract but get trapped in the elevator with tha

The fact that you can STILL TELL it needs to go to the cleaners says you could't smoke as much as you seem to suggest.
Most smokers have no idea how bad they smell to non-smokers.

I was not saying that I produced all of the smoke in my clothes, silly. It happens in places where many people are smoking. At home, it is usually just me and occasionally my beloved smoking and we manage to keep it close enough to the air scrubber for it to handle.

Sounds to me like this is the dumbest idea ever. Why not just make a massive industrial catalytic converter and charge industry the operation costs? Not that I think its necessary but the clothing idea is just dumb.

That is why the top part is white.And as everyone know, unicorn semen is lighter than dirt, so the dress is darker at the lower part as the filtered dirt accumulates at the bottom of the dress.

Only downside is, once the magical properties of unicorn semen get used up, you must wash it in dragon tears.Preferably a Chinese dragon. European dragon tears don't have the right level of pneuma to reload the dress in one washing.

As someone else pointed out the article mentions sprayed concrete. The only air purifying element used in concrete is Titanium Dioxide. The real question is are there any other methods of getting Titanium Dioxide to have a decent surface area without using concrete as a carrier? Like tiny beads, threads?

Maybe these will become fashionable in China.

And from our last discussion on Titanium Dioxide said its in Toothpaste, almost every kind of paint, when will we have an Air Cleaning housepaint?

TFA is woefully short on details, but I would guess that the fabric material contains titanium dioxide, a well researched photo-catalyst. A friend got her PHd on photocatalysis by using TiO in thin plastic tubes. Would be easy to embed in thread.

Feel free to prove me wrong. No, really. I WANT you to prove me wrong.Not a single bloody link in that article (and there are 10 of them, plus a video) explains anything even close to how this idea should work. Prove me wrong, give me the information.

My guess - it is another one of those bullshit "artistic" designs based on magic and "hey wouldn't it be cool". [homedesigninterior.com]You know, those that don't bother to use even buzz-words like "nanotech", instead focusing on the Photoshop side of the idea.

I mean, it is clear that you are not mistaking jokes for trolling.After all, you didn't down-mode a post just like this one that includes unicorn semen. That one has a +3 Informative moderation.

So... Mod points. Are you keeping them for later? Or are you hoping they will replace the balls you clearly lack?I'm sorry to inform you, but... mod points don't last forever. That is what "Use them or lose them" means.

people take things that haven't changed in forever, and bring them up to date. Not to say that this is necessarily the greatest thing to happen to clothing , but it's great to see people evolving every day items...

So according to this article it takes 40 people wearing these to purify 2 cubic meters of air in a minute. Each of which needs to be in direct sunlight as this probably relies on a photocatalyst. At this rate it'd probably be far more effective for these 40 people to bike or bus instead of commuting by car.(Of course, one could put the photocatalyst in the pavement, but that's already been done) And not to mention, given that these dresses likely use a photocatalytic mechanism, they do nothing about particu

So according to this article it takes 40 people wearing these to purify 2 cubic meters of air in a minute.Each of which needs to be in direct sunlight as this probably relies on a photocatalyst.

You and your fancy photo-moto words. Not everything has to be explained by "science". BAH! More like... schmience. Yeah!

It should be clear even to a blind person that this dress, and similar clothing that likewise don't really exist other than in an animated form, would use MAGIC.YEAH! You didn't expect THAT! Did you!? Mr. Sciency McScience Guy.

This dress will be made by fairies and it will use magic to clean not just air, but water, radioactivity, bad karma and miasma.Just you wait and see.

LMAO, I JUST watched "Taco Bell Turns Green" on the Onion and the tacos would clean the air and reduce carbon emissions as you're eating. I think this is a neat idea if it prevents the girl's farts from smelling because I think we can all agree here that girl's farts and bathroom breaks are worse then men. (in b4 negative points by female mods)

This has to be one of the most vague articles I have ever read. Here are some things it misses;
1. What pollutants does it purify? Heavy metals in the air would not be effected by a catalyst.
2. How such clothing could be cleaned?
3. How long will the dress be effective?
4. It says two universities were involved. What departments in those universities? Fine Art or Engineering? If it is the Fine Art department I would question the feasibility and effectiveness.

Even the technology as described is questionable. It would take 40 people one minute to 'purify' 8 cubic meters of air. That is a lot of people for a little bit of air.

In the article it says the dress is made with sprayed concrete [wikipedia.org] but actually links to this [inhabitat.com] which is cloth impregnated with concrete. The cloth becomes rigid when water is added and it is allowed to cure. A rigid dress is a sculpture not wearing apparel.

This looks to me like one of many artsy concepts that have little or no basis in science and questionable use as fashion.