I used to run a forum for hostels and hotels in China, and regularly (as in once a day!) had to clear out spam accounts, usually spawned in Russia. In the end I had to disable all automatic postings which was a real hassle. Shame really. Anyway, hi Giles, hope all is well. This is Saint Sandy, been busy writing poetry etc ... cool ...

Poem: My Immortal Rose

And there in summer’s garden, Midst the lily and the bay,With nature smiling all aroundTo greet the newborn day,Whilst in her blue watersA faerie swooned along,Violets drifting sweetlyOn the honey-sweeted song,To over hill and under moundPast white cliffs and the shore,First nor last to see beyondThe silver sheets of dawn,Peonies and orchid bloomsGreeting with each other,And lead us on through floral parksWhere waterfalls crash and shudder,Shattering in rainbow drops for you,My immortal rose.