GUESTS:
None
An unusual three course meal started with a tasty
pasta salad followed by ham and pineapple. Dessert
consisted of the always delicious cookies. George
Hannes wrapped up he Raffle ticket sales campaign
and gave a report. All tickets are sold and door
prizes are coming in on schedule. Some great items
will be available for the Silent Auction. George has
done an outstanding job organizing the Raffle this
year. Let’s hear it for George. Ed Bezjak gave a
Bingo report. 205 players were present for the
$15,000 jack pot. It was won after 43 calls by two
ladies who had agreed that if either one won they
would split the prize. We deposited $9, 700 plus
$2,270 progress We. The A team is up next. Bob
Buckland announced hat the Club Induction Dinner
will be held on June 24, at the Red Rocks Country
Club. John Vierthaler gave out passes for a boxing
smoker sponsored by Step 13. Announcements and
promotion for the Regional Convention were made.
Various insults and disparaging remarks were
exchanged resulting in a general mood of club
normalcy.

Handshake Prize: George Hannes
Pot of Gold: Will Martinez

Sertoman
of the Day Dick Enslow was born January 23, 1943, in Aurora, Illinois. Dick received his undergraduate degree in Decatur
Il. He worked for Allyschalmers Fork Lift before
coming to Colorado in 1973. Dick worked for Materials
handling. He is now working in the Mortgage Finance business. Dick is married to
Carol. They have two daughters, Kedra and Sophie, and a son Brad. Dick enjoys golf, hunting and fishing. Dick has organized our annual golf
tournament for several years. Dick is a bionic man, full of lead and titanium from gunshot wounds and Knee replacements. He is a past president of our illustrious club. Dick was brought into the club by Bill Parchen. Ed Bezjak won the five dollars.

Program

Mabe Downey brought us Dr. Bill Bergman. Dr. Bill is from New York. He is a graduate of Columbia Medical school. Dr.
Bill is the author of “How to Get Well and Stay Healthy.” He worked at Denver General Hospital where he became interested, in “Holistic Medicine.” Dr. Bill told us about how to reduce health risk and prevention of disease. He
emphasized the increase in the wellness profession. Br. Bill pointed out that the three causes of disease are, genetics, food, and environmental toxicity. He also noted the frivolity in our meeting and said that this type of activity is necessary for stress relief. Thanks to Mabe and Dr. Bill for a great program.

BINGO
SCHEDULE

SOD's On Deck

NEXT
UP D

NEXT UP

Zach
Harder

April 27

B

April 28

Kirk Hon

May 4

C

May 5

Rick Jacobus

May 11

D

May 12

Howie Kelsall

May 18

E

May 19

Dick Laskey

May 25

A

May 26

Don Nelson

Calendar at a Glance

April / May

April 21 - 23

Regional Convention - Hotel
DTC

April - 23

Annual
Charity Raffle

April 28

Regular
Meeting
- Kirk Hon

May
4

Bingo
“C” team

May
5

Regular
Meeting – Rick Jacobus SOD

May
8

Mother’s
Day

May
11

Bingo
“D” team

May
12

Regular
Meeting – Howie KelsallSOD

THE IMPORTANCE OF HAVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS CORRECT!

It seems there was this couple from
Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Florida for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. Since both spouses worked, they had difficulty coordinating their schedules, so the decision was made to have the husband leave for Florida on a certain day, with the wife following him one day later. The man made it down to Florida and arrived at his
hotel Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife, back in Minneapolis, and
email However, he left off one letter in typing his
wife's email address and sent the email off without realizing his error. In another part of the country, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Baptist
pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just I few days earlier. She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from her husband’s relatives and Mends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor. The
woman's son sashes into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the
computer screen and saw the following email message: To My Loving Wife: I’ve just checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here
tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you them.

P.S. Sure is hot down here..

Chapter Titles from “How
To Play SERTOMA Golf”

1. How to hit a Dunlop from the
rough when you hit a Tilest from
the tee.
2. How to get more distance
off the shank.
3. How to avoid the water when
you lies in the bunker.
4. Crying a how to handle it.
5. Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
6. How to find the ball that everyone else saw go into the
water.