What Your Favorite Marvel Superhero Says About You (I Asked)

Ever wonder what your favorite Marvel superhero says about you? Well, I went ahead and asked a bunch of them, so go ahead and scroll down to find out.

Thor

Your favorite Marvel hero, Thor, says you’re “so nice” and that he really likes hanging out with you—in a group setting. He can’t really imagine you guys ever doing something one-on-one, but in a group of seven or eight people you’re a “real blast.”

Spider-Man

Your favorite Marvel hero, Spider-Man, says you’re a “really good friend.” He doesn’t consider you guys to be “super close or anything,” and he can’t imagine that ever changing, but it’s great catching up “every couple of months or so.” He’s always happy to hear secondhand that you seem to be doing well. He’d love to see you more often but “work is crazy right now.”

Deadpool

Your favorite Marvel hero, Deadpool, had some really nice things to say when I asked about you, but he got a lot of the details wrong, so I’m pretty sure that he was thinking of someone else. When I clarified who you were, he said, “Oh, yeah, yeah, sweet guy,” but I’m still pretty sure he that didn’t know who we were talking about. He meets a lot of people, though, so you shouldn’t read too much into it.

Black Widow

Great news if Black Widow is your favorite, because she says that she “really admires” how self-assured you are. She thinks it’s so cool that you don’t seem to worry about how you look. She wishes that she had the confidence to “just roll out of bed and go straight out into the world,” like you.

Ant-Man

Ant-Man gave you a glowing review. He thinks that you run with a “really great crew of people.” He would love to hang out with them more, especially that one friend of yours. Our conversation actually inspired him to reach out, and now he and your friend are going to meet up for drinks this weekend, so that should be a lot of fun.

Captain America

Captain America thinks it’s great that you’re “really going for it.” He says that a lot of other people with similar aspirations would have given up by now, especially in your specific circumstances, but you’re “still at it, and that’s really admirable.” Also, his phone has been acting weird, so if he hasn’t returned some of your texts it’s probably because he didn’t get them. But he definitely wants to find a date to get together soon.

Iron Man

Iron Man is curious whether that one friend of yours is single? He says that he hopes it’s not weird to ask, but he’s “definitely interested.”

The Hulk

The Hulk says that he’s sure you’re a really good person and that you were probably just having an “off day” all of the times he’s interacted with you.

The Black Panther

The Black Panther says that he tries to take the things that other people are saying about you “with a grain of salt.” He doesn’t like drama, and, if other people have problems with you, he doesn’t need to be involved. So that’s nice!