I Watched the Pokemon Porn Parody and Now I Need a Hug

Strokemon XXX is here to murder a part of your soul

Woodrocket.com and director Lee Roy Myers have just released Strokemon: The XXX Parody. It’s free to watch and, because I write about porn everyday, I watched it. And having watched it, I now want all of you to watch it. Because I don’t want to be the only one spending my weekend curled up in the fetal position and weeping in my bathroom.

It’s taken humanity until 2015 to produce a Pokemon porn parody. It’s not something that we needed – believe me we didn’t – but it’s what we got. This is nothing new for Lee Roy Myers or Woodrocket. You may recall (unless you’ve mentally blocked the memory with medication and therapy) they also gave us the SpongeBob SquarePants porn parody.

Before going any further, here’s the plot and cast lineup for Strokemon XXX…

Woodrocket.com brings to you its Pokemon porn parody. Watch as Dikachu, Fisty, and Gash engage in some XXX adventure in what may just be the most disturbing porn video you'll see all year.

Directed by: Lee Roy Myers

Produced by: Woodrocket.com

Starring:

Rizzo Ford

Kassondra Raine

Tyler Nixon

AJ

Sophia Locke

Leya Falcon

Vuko

Xander Grimm

The three main “stars” of Strokemon XXX are Rizzo Ford, Kassondra Raine, and Tyler Nixon. Of those three, Rizzo Ford clearly had the most difficult role, playing the part of Dikachu. Having to portray a Pokemon while also engaging in a threesome is no easy work and also probably one of the most emotionally damaging things a person could ever do to themselves.

What I liked about Strokemon: The XXX Parody…

While I am a fan of almost all genres of porn, I really couldn’t find a whole lot to love (or even like) about the Strokemon porn parody. It probably also didn’t help (or maybe it did) that I’m also not a Pokemon fan in general and never have been.

Honestly, the only reason I watched the entire video was so that I could write this review. And now I need a hug.

What I didn’t like about Strokemon: The XXX Parody…

Lee Roy Myers is a talented director, especially when it comes to the porn parody genre, but this is about as far away from his best work as you can get. At least in terms of the overall quality of the porn. Unless you are dangerously obsessed with Pokemon, Strokemon XXX will probably fail to hold your attention for more than several seconds.

As far as I can tell, and maybe I’m wrong, the only purpose the Strokemon XXX video serves is to be a promotional stunt for Woodrocket.com. And since I’m writing about it, I guess it successful in that capacity.

Overall, there really isn’t anything about the Pokemon porn parody that is worth your time. The general idea of making such a video seems like a bad one and Lee Roy Myers and Woodrocket proved that to be true.

The bottom line…

Strokemon - The XXX Parody

The Pokemon porn parody really is as awful as it sounds

Written by: Dan C.

Date Published: 06/23/2015

I can find nothing good to say about the Woodrocket's Pokemon porn parody. The entire thing feels like a cheap publicity stunt, the feeble attempts at humor fail hard, and this thing will be a blemish on the career of everyone involved.

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