Alice Wetterlund

Alice Wetterlund is a fetching phenom. She's known for throwing delightfully goofy but cutting punches at serial gropers, craigslist perverts and rapey cops without breaking a sweat-- because she only uses top-of-the-line deodorant stolen from Sephora. With an acutely feminist (but often cute) take on everything from her art school pedigree to absentee parenting, she will make you feel like you're in on the joke every time, whether you're a card-carrying member of the lacrosse team or the ACLU. Alice doesn't care if you hate her because she's beautiful, just don't ever point it out, because that's sexist.