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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Warning!: The title is extremely appropriate.

YOU GUYS.

Check out this great rack!

I hear under wire support really is the best.

While it's tempting to milk these wrecks for all they're worth, I've decided to nip the puns in the bud with a more uplifting approach. After all, I'd rather bust a move than mend a pillow, you know? Or knock the highbeams off a Winnabago than scale the Grand Tetons. Or torpedo a honker than plant a My Little Pony. You feel me?

Okay, I can handle a cake made to look like a roasted turkey. A roasted turkey with breast implants? Okay, this plastic surgery trend has GOT to stop - What next, naked carrot jockeys with botox and lip fillers

Oh my! They kinda look like Hershey Kisses.Hey Jen, have you heard about the Farmville Baking Contest? You've been mentioned several times in the comments. There are some pretty awesome stuff being made. So far the only wrecky things I have seen have been the people who cant seem to understand that they are suppose to bake something in real life, in their real kitchen and not on their farm. Here's the link. http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=806228&highlight=dessert+contest

What disturbs me most about the picture is the fact that four of the turkey cakes are missing. I am assuming this means a few customers actually paid to take home one of these unpalatable oddities. Sad. Very sad.

Wow! I submitted that! I thought nothing on the internet could make me squeal, but this is cool! Let me tell you, there was some snickering going on as we were standing in front of the cooler. I know people are horrified that people bought these, but what is even worse is what I couldn't manage to get a photo of- there were more. There were at least 2 more trays. Why? I don't know.

They were trying to make turkey LEGS on the back of the turkey. They just happen to not look anything like legs, what with their pointy-ness and not-very-exact-placement. But the post was funny nonetheless.

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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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