Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

While taking karate lessons one year I was treated to a graphic demonstration of the reasons that karate weapons and alcohol rarely mix and never successfully.
It was hilarious for those not immediately involved.