Your grades don’t matter for an internship? Any bank or consulting firm that matters has a grade cutoff. Deloitte, KPMG, Goldman, Morgan Stanley, EY, etc., along with middle market and boutique firms. This is awful advice.

“When you go home for the first time, don’t act like you’ve changed around your friends. You haven’t.”

Gotta call for an amend here. After some time away from high school friends, a fresh perspective can show you you were hanging with some seriously dead weight. Too many Urkels on your team, that’s why your Winslow. Sorry, not sorry.