gay rights

Chick-Fil-A has come under fire lately for its documented support of anti-gay groups, not least from the Jim Henson Company, which pulled its line of Muppet toys from the fast-food chain. Chick-Fil-A pretended that it had discontinued the line of toys itself for safety reasons, and it appears they may have created fake Facebook accounts using stock photos to defend themselves. Chick-Fil-A has denied these accusations of creating an invisible Facebook army.

Eating lobster
Wearing clothes made of more than one fabric
Trimming your beard or sideburns
Getting remarried
Planting more than one crop in a field
Getting raped (this only goes for the ladies, but you can smooth things over by marrying your rapist, so...)
Having a wet dream
Eating rare meat
Touching a dead animal
Menstruating (and/or earning your "red wings")
Getting a tattoo

One Internet legend shared his amazing story of how he joined a white pride Facebook group, gained admin power, and eventually changed the name to 'LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama.' It sounds like a hack, but it's actually a lot easier than you would ever imagine.

The first step of the troll begins with befriending a large amount of racist Facebook "friends," which is actually quite simple, according to Virgil Texas (our protagonist in this story).