It's truly depressing when even the forward-thinking creative-types of the time recognized they needed to compensate for laughably effeminate male fashions. That bored-looking young woman is a last, desperate attempt to salvage the photo-shoot. Otherwise the only buyers would be Elton John and a particular kind of gentleman-dandy usually found working as a record-store clerk, male nurse, or hair dresser.

This isn't the first time a photo shoot like this has appeared on Plaid Stallions but this one is exceptional, if only for the female model's utter disinterest in the man standing next to her.