There we were, poring over GQ Style because a friend of ours who happens to be a very big porn star – and big in all the right places… like California – said he had a spread in it. Listen, if you’re going to make your own jokes every word we say…

Anyways, apparently this picture of James Franco as Adam Ant was in it. And we missed it! Well, not so much missed it as we just thought it was Adam ‘Madam’ Ant him/herself. (We have a friend who used to live with Adam, and Dirk really does wear white socks. You won’t get that unless you’re over 40.)

One comment to “How could we possibly have missed this picture of James Franco as Adam Ant? We pore over those gennelman’s magazines like… what? Like… no, it’s gone. Oh, except for Arena Homme Plus, which frankly… Well, that’s what you get when you literally don’t pay the staff.”