Still alive!
(Yup, GLaDOS reference!). I had complications from my cancer surgery but they were able to save my kidney, fix my leaky urostomy... and my hair grew back. Iâ€™m gaming a ton, missed Dtoid, and glad to be back seeing so many familiar names

Warning: Some gross medical shit. If you don't like hearing about icky medical stuff then please close this blog, mix a nice stiff drink of vodka, lemonade and a sprig of fresh mint before putting that drink down and...

I'll hopefully catch the FNF blog, but I'm looking for about 4 more people to run one of the old Raids in Destiny tonight. 7pm pacific time, send a friend invite to "Elsa" and note that you are from Dtoid and available to play tonight. Crota maybe!

The other day I had the urge to play MAG, a 2010 PS3 online only game. Unfortunately the servers were taken down in 2014 and I can never again yell at idiot teammates for driving our tank directly into the line of enemy turr...

The bane of my Fallout 4 existence was those damn Brahmin. Brahman are very large, hardy cows.. though of course regular cows are not mutated by radiation into the Fallout version with two heads. Given that I've had ...

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He usually has no name and no voice, and he almost always has the personality of a loaf of white Wonder bread. Sometimes race is optional, sometimes even gender is optional. Hell, sometimes even species is opti...

My new PS Vita arrived early, (last night) and just in time for my Birthday today and I"m quite excited! (about the Vita... not turning 54!) To make my Birthday even better, it falls on a weekend, so no radiation treatments today...

So... options. After my last blog where I was told that I would need about 6 organs removed, I've had a PET scan, an MRI scan, 3 CT scans (one wasn't done right) and I've had biopsies, blood tests and been poked and prodded by lots ...

While my mighty steed Swiffer and I have been touring the wonders of Cyrodil, apparently my cancer has been touring my body and exploring new sights and locations as well. My biopsies came back and apparently my cancer has spread an...

Much of the blogosphere speaks of our gender roles as being performative. We perform being male or female. We perform motherhood. We are "at work me" when in the workplace. We dress and act in ways that conform to societal expectations of...

So... options. After my last blog where I was told that I would need about 6 organs removed, I've had a PET scan, an MRI scan, 3 CT scans (one wasn't done right) and I've had biopsies, blood tests and been poked an...

So I got a PS4 a few months ago and took some time to play Dying Light while going back to Destiny occasionally for the Iron Banner events. I finished Dying Light in about two weeks (everything possible in the single playe...

Sooo... it's been a long time since I've blogged, but I've been involved in a time consuming legal case that goes before the courts again in December and have also had several surgeries this year because my "in situ" cancer decided to be...

So... if you met me at a party would you walk up and hand me a picture of lesbian porn? I don't really care if you're female, or if you're gay, but you might want to introduce yourself first and say "hi", before giving me the lesbian por...

1. If you're a male, you're wrong. One thing I've learned from gaming media in recent years is that being a woman makes me always right. Apparently I lack "privilege" even though I'm a middle class white woman with a nice house, a lo...

I'm currently 51 and frankly, when I hit 50... shit happened. I stopped dying my hair only to find out that I no longer had dark brown hair, but instead when the sun hits my locks, you could be blinded from the silver reflectio...

So, Anita Sarkeesian has completed her "Damsel in Distress" trilogy. In the first video, she introduced the trope and gave some historical background to it. She spoke of how the male rescuer was the subject and the woman was object and ...

We're currently going through a family crisis. My father-in-law is 80 and has had a brain hemorrhage. My husband immediately flew out to be with his father and after 10 days, he's finally back home now. It's been several weeks of tiny s...

This started as a response to Glowbear's excellent blog recapping some recent events at E3, but it grew far too long, and I've never been concise... so I'll put my huge ramble here in my own blog, but please read her blog FIRST (and comment...

original Possible spoilers for the Mass Effect trilogy ahead... proceed at your own risk! I've mentioned it before, but I seem to have the worst luck when it comes to video game romances. I dumped Anomen the wimp in Baldur's Gate 2. In...

As with many console launches in the past, this year I've come away with more questions than answers. I'm usually a Sony fangirl, but for the next generation of game consoles, I'm still undecided between the Xbox One and the PS4 (PC gami...

Meet Jane. She owns a smartphone or tablet. The install base on Android and iOS devices alone is larger than all the current gen consoles combined. According to Flurry (an app analytics company) there are also about 26 million unique u...

... is now silenced. Apparently the fap button has been replaced by a generic "like" button and previous fap records have all disappeared. I find I rather miss seeing the fap numbers on some of my previous blogs as the faps often outnumbe...

About Elsaone of us since 2:27 PM on 01.25.2009

I'm 55 years old. I'm female, a cancer survivor, happily married, and retired from the work force... and I spend way too much time gaming. I enjoy long walks on the beach, with a gun, sometimes with my husband - shooting n00bs. I not only like to shoot people, I also enjoy cooking and crafting. Mostly I make my own armor in games like Skyrim and cook my own potions after a busy day of hacking and slashing my way through various critters, guards and bandits in most any WRPG game.

If you're into a threesome or foursome with a mature couple, then come join us - only be sure to bring a med kit. We're old, sometimes we fall down and can't get back up without some help!

PSN: ElsaXBL: Elssa62(I currently have an Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, PSVita, a barely functioning PSP, and a variety of iOS/Android devices)