Four-year-old-boy: And there was a girl. And she had rainbow hair, and rainbow clothes, and a tattoo that was a rainbow, and rainbow socks.Mother: What about her?Four-year-old-boy: She picked her nose!

Crazy hobo to man trying to ignore him: Did you know that Chinese has over 50,000 dialects?Uninterested man: Wow, that's a lot…Crazy hobo: And there are 18 provinces in Canada, not 4!Uninterested man: You don't say…(very long pause)Crazy hobo: So, what kind of medication are you on?