Hey, bunny man, you never told us how the cleanup went! What's the rest of the story? What did you do next? How long did it take you to get home? What did you tell your wife? Did you go to work at all, or just curl up in a ball on the sofa and cry all day (what I'd have done)?

PLEASE ANSWER! OUR MUTUAL HAPPINESS AS A BOARD COMMUNITY DEPENDS ON IT!

I actually took a gamble and barely won. It's as if your anus muscle gives up as soon as you're near the toilet. I practically had just aimed my ass to the toilet, hadn't even touched the seat yet, and a lump slid out.