Welcome

Welcome to Storm Gods, a division of Alchemy Mindworks.

Storm Gods is an independent product review. It features reviews of things we’ve purchased to run Alchemy Mindworks, and for our own amusement and the detriment of our eternal souls. For the most part, it’s a very positive review page, because we research the stuff we buy to death before anyone lets a credit card see daylight.

This page will let you enjoy the benefits our research, without having to squint at Google listings for uncounted hours.

None of the products reviewed herein have been provided to us for review by their manufacturers or retailers, and we have received no compensation for writing these reviews. Not that we wouldn’t like free stuff if it were offered – objectivity is easy to come by when there are few other choices.

Please see the About page for more about what we’ve reviewed, how we’ve reviewed it and what you should believe in the postings to this page.

Note that the Storm Gods page is in fact a blog. Click on Recent Posts near the top of the page to see what we’ve reviewed of late, or use the list of categories to your right to find something specific.

COMMENTS: The posts at Storm Gods include Comment fields. If you leave a comment pertaining to one of the posts, we will review it and we may approve its inclusion at the page in question. The decisions of the judges are final. If you leave a comment at Storm Gods, you surrender all rights to it, and grant us permission to use it in any way we see fit without compensation to you or to third parties.

The usual disclaimers, caveats and lawyerspeak applies… this being the new millennium, you’d expect nothing less.

If you have a question or a comment about Storm Gods in general, please don’t post it at one of the Comment fields at Storm Gods. We are unable to reply to questions posted as comments. To get in touch with us directly, use the Alchemy Mindworks e-mail page.

We are unable to provide customer service or technical support for the products reviewed at Storm Gods, nor can we direct you to someone who can. Comments which are requests for product assistance will not be approved or replied to.

Please don’t attempt to disguise an advertisement for your web site or your business as a comment. Links like this will be deleted by our staff before anyone sees them. In the event that you wish to advertise your business, product or web page at Storm Gods, we invite you to contact us for a rate card.

COPYRIGHT: As will be noted in the legal statement to follow, all the content at this site is copyrighted, and we specifically decline permission for any of it to be reproduced at other web pages, in print or in any other medium. Unless you’re a teacher giving a class in product reviewing or you’re writing a review of our review page – which would be rich with symmetry, if somewhat unlikely – copying our content under the mistaken belief that doing so is permitted under the doctrine of “fair use” will likely beset you with lawyers, most of them ours.

Please don’t copy our stuff.

If you’d like to link to one or more of the reviews at this site, you may do so with our thanks – no formal permission to link to our pages is required.

LEGAL STUFF: This page and all its dependent pages are the property of Alchemy Mindworks as used under license by 1522452 Ontario Limited. All content at this web site is copyright, and may not be reproduced without the express written permission of the copyright holders. All content and information at this web site is provided “as is,” without any warranty, expressed or implied. By accessing this site, you undertake to defend and hold harmless Alchemy Mindworks, its principals, its employees, its stockholders and its suppliers from any and all costs or damages relating to your use of this site, however they occur, including but not exclusive to liability or expense arising from all claims, losses, damages, suits, judgments, litigation costs and attorneys’ fees, of every kind and nature, court costs and settlements. All trade names, product names and manufacturers’ names used at this web site are included for descriptive purposes only. Alchemy Mindworks does not have any formal association with any of the businesses referenced at this web site.