Top Ten Bars to Find a Sugar Mama in Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach County

Are you a musician, artist, or serious stoner struggling to make ends meet? The bills are stacking up, but your video art isn't selling? If you're like us, you also have a serious disdain for manual labor. But forget dishwashing. You don't want those precious digits getting damaged, right? They are your "livelihood," however meager it is.

You know what you'll have to do in return for getting next month's rent paid, though? Take one for the team and all your fiscal troubles will be swept away with just one kiss.

The good news is that South Florida is a mecca for wealthy, older ladies with a surplus of alimony funds. There are tens of thousands of cougars with cash looking for a young distraction just like you to spoil the shit out of. Don't know where to start looking? After the jump, read our list of the ten best places to look for sugar mamas in Broward and Palm Beach counties.

10. Chops Lobster Bar

101 Plaza Real S., Boca Raton

With all of east Boca's high-end gated communities just a stone's throw away, this steak and lobster joint located in Royal Palm Plaza is a sugar mama institution.

Time your arrival here with tact; Chops' happy hour brings out the wealthy gals in droves. A sage sugar mama hunter will arrive here around 7 p.m., when all the older women are already two to three martinis in to a libidinous night.

9. Casablanca Café 3049 Alhambra St., Fort Lauderdale

Located just off A1A, near all the oceanfront hotels, this seaside restaurant and bar is an ideal place to scout for out-of-towner cougars with serious coin. Set in a beautifully restored historic home and with the Atlantic Ocean in view, this American- and Mediterranean-inspired spot provides the picture-perfect ambiance for your smooth-talking. Also, the calamari fritti is the top-selling dish here, and some say fried squid is an aphrodisiac, so half the work is already done for you! Aren't you a lucky boy?