"Captain America has the shoulder waist ratio of a Dorito" How did this even ever start? Who looked at him and thought he has the 'shoulder waist ratio of a Dorito'?

"Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching." Avengers + Welcome to Night Vale. It works surprisingly well (especially the Howard Stark one, ouch). do I put this under Marvel, or under WTNV?

This is a complete and total insult to the fandom, character, and just. So much wrong with the idea of Cap being HYDRA. What kind of sick joke is this?

OKAY I REfuse to believe this thing is canon. There have been many whacky comic book twists that were disregarded (e. Alfred revealing he was the Joker in some batman comic, or the many different retellings of Jason Todd's return from the grave), so I d

They're doing this to boost sales because they know they're a dying medium and they're being replaced by movies and TV, but that's no excuse for betraying Captain America and the men who created him as a symbol of goodness, freedom, and equality.