Gonna try out a new thing here, you can bring whatever poke you want although something that isnt going to just sweep me in one round would be excellent. Also I would like Items to be on for this fight if thats not a problem

Since neither of these two picked an arena, I get to do so! Happy SoS be happy... That means you get to have fun at the 11th Street Lot, an arena of my own design...

Arena: The 11th Street Lot - The iconic location from Rent, where Maureen performs the seriously what the fuck number, Over The Moon (fo shizzle, look it up, be baffled.) It consists of a small performance stage with a microphone and several monitors, and the lot itself, where several bums mill around. At the end of the round, there is a 33% chance of them beginning to moo, which has a 20% chance of inflicting intense confusion to each Pokémon. If a stray attack hits a bum (at the ref and RNG's discretion), they will begin to riot, seeing it as police brutality. The effects this will have on the battle, I leave to the ref's discretion, but passive damage and lowered accuracy, plus a distinct difficult to co-operate sounds logical to me. And the chance of mooing doubles.

Nidoking (Gage) Male
Nature: Mild
Type: Poison: STAB; immunity to Poison/Toxic, see and breath through smog/smokescreens/haze uninhibited. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus. Superior senses in urban settings.Ground: STAB; Immune to all electrical attacks, can Dig through almost any substance, Evasive Digging reduced from 3 per action Energy Cost to 2 per action, superior senses in darkened cave surroundings.

Abilities:Poison Point:
Type: Can be Disabled.
This Pokemon’s spikes/quills/thorns are coated in poison, and there is a 30% chance of poisoning any foe that uses a contact attack on this Pokemon. When disabled, all of this Pokemon's attacks that inflict regular poison will inflict Toxic poison (with the same chance of effect).Rivalry:
Type: Innate
This Pokemon has a primal response to competition and mating, increasing the Base Attack Power of all its attacks by two (2) when it attacks an opponent of the same gender in the same Egg Group, and decreasing the power of all its attacks by two (2) when it faces an opponent of the opposite gender in the same Egg Group (Monster/Ground are used for Nidorina/Nidoqueen).Sheer Force: (Dreamworld)
Type: Can be Enabled
This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect. (Dreamworld)

Abilities:Blaze: (Innate) When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33%, the base damage of any fire attack is increased by two (2). (eg Flamethrower goes from 10 to 12, Fire Blast from 12 to 14)Thick Fat (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance (2x weak becomes neutral, neutral becomes resistance, etc.)

The battle begins with Gage flipping the bird at Van Pig, enraging him into only being able to attack, meaning his attempts to create illusory copies and make the sun shine, utterly worthless. This means Gage is free to inject Van Pig with a deadly toxin, that will only intensify. God I love Toxic. Gage follows up by flipping a coin straight into Van Pig's eye! Where did he get that? Who knows. But it transforms itself into a TC for Ragnarokalex's use after the battle... But then Gage's Amulet Coin glows brightly, causing the TC to split into two, in some bizarre meiosis (fuck yeah A2 Biology). I think I'm seeing Ragnarokalex's plan here... But Van Pig, frustrated at his inability to do anything significant this round, crashes into Gage whilst ON FIRE. KA-BLAM. There goes a fifth of his HP! As for the bums around the arena, they're doing nothing... FOR NOW! Now, let's look at the standings...

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Meanwhile back at the 11th Street Lot... Gage starts off by forming a mental link with Van Pig, and temporarily erasing that nasty Flare Blitz from his memory. Smart move. Van Pig responds with a Magnitude attack, not quite an Earthquake, but still pretty hard! Magnitude 7 in fact. But this may not have been a bright move on Lady Salamence's part, as the bums do NOT react kindly to the shockwave!

"Police brutality, police brutality!"

"We're not gonna pay rent! Cause everything is rent!" Looks like the chance of them becoming restless and mooing just went up 10%. In addition, one of the more drunken bums staggers over to Van Pig, and smacks him upside the head with his bottle of Jack Daniels (I did WHAT with my sister?!). Goddamnit, where's Maureen to calm these guys down? Sensing danger, Van Pig tries to set up a protective shield, but he's still under the effects of Taunt, and cannot! This allows Gage to once again, flick a coin into his eyes. More TC for Ragnarokalex once we're done here! Gage follows up by blasting Van Pig from below, with the almighty power of the earth itself. Van Pig tries another Magnitude, but this time it is slightly weaker. Magnitude 6, exactly. Again, the bums do not like this, and the chance of them protesting and mooing rises again! The same drunken bum smacks Van Pig, and grumbles "Cuh dat ow..." I think he meant "Cut that out?"

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