If you asked me to list all the reasons I'm counting down the days to Mad Men's long awaited return this Sunday it would be a near impossibility. But if I had to nail down the one thing I'm most excited for it would 100% be the return of Sterling-isms, or Classic Rogers, or Sterling's Gold, or however you prefer to think of Roger Sterling one-liners.

It's simply been far too long since I've been afforded pearls of wisdom -- like the answer to what women want -- from my fictional 1960's spirit guide. Before we move on to the new though, let's first revisit four seasons of Sterling awesomeness so that we're truly in the correct state of mind to appreciate what we have returning to us.

Did you know Roger Sterling taught Ron Swanson the "call them by the wrong name" maneuver? True story.

Since this is TV related I think this question applies, Why is Warming Glow not available? Is it just me or is it down? And a lot of people have been telling me to start watching Mad Men but going about 5 pages deep into this post, I just got season 1 and plan to start chugging along real soon. So Thanks for the final push.