so anyway I guess I find myself mostly in agreement with mudd even though I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing

I think VHB and narc seem pretty normal, though I was fooled in transylvania by VHB and thought he was good when he very much wasn't. they were also both pretty quick to jump on the lucky vote on day 3.

I can't read mudd super well in any of these games and I always think he's evil when he turns out to be good. he at least has put his thought out there and they seem reasonable. I really do think/hope lucky was probably evil and mudd voted for him the day before I did, along with catullus who was killed by wolves immediately thereafter, which seems positive if that assumption about lucky is true, but who fuckin knows.

I don't necessarily buy fuckles "I don't care if I die" thing cause it could be a bluff, and then he disappeared from the game entirely, and showed up to agree with me that the no death reveals thing sucks, so maybe he just isn't digging the game. I don't know

Capital is also unreadable and always plays the same, he got lynched in thanatos as a good guy for this playstyle but then I gave him too much benefit of the doubt in transylvania when he turned out to be team evil. it looks like he always voted the same way as me, but toward the end of the vote.

so in summary, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and sorry for relying so much on the metagame here but there's like, nothing to really go on, at all

Brahs, when I look out over these beaches that we call our home do you know what it is that I see? Our friends are gone, brahs. They're all replaced by tourists and socks-and-sandals wearing, salt-life bumper sticker having, lame-ass herbs. Now, I don't like to speak ill of anybody, but, my dudes, we are on the precipice of a cluster fuck right here. It's down to the wire now; the big one is coming in and we need to be out there and ready. If these feds and their narc friends take us out it's finished. Game over, man. So far I have been voting to waste kooks and frubes, basically if you didn't surf or you suck I voted for you. Right now I am hella suspicious of mudd and vhb but when it comes down to it I'm a surfer, dudes, not a detective. I read waves not people.

Okay brahs. This might be our last chance to do this while we're all here. And that's kinda lame because it didn't have to be that way, and there's a bunch of waves and banks still out there. But like, the next generation of Presidents will come along, some day, and catch 'em. It's the way mother earth works, man.

But like, years ago, when I was still new to the scene, man, there was this one babe who started showing up on the beach at the same time. And like, the first few times she didn't really seem like she wanted to be there, she was just some dude's girlfriend, right. Just wanted to hang out and drink and sit by the bonfires and wasn't really into living life to the extreme. But one day, she finally got talked into getting on a board herself, and you know what happened?

From that moment on, man, we could never get her off the board. Once she tried it, she found out she really liked it, and nothing else would do anymore. She caught every wave, man. Tireless pursuit of life at its fullest. No wave she would not chase down. She surfed hard, man. She wanted to be President, too, but of course it didn't work that way. Not because she was a babe, per se, but we were out of masks too, man. "Sorry, babe, looks like you don't get to be President." But she was chill with it and just caught the waves until we were back and she stashed that cash where nobody but us could ever find it. They still haven't, man. Righteous.

Then one day, then as now, the FBI was coming for us, man, but she was the one on the beach because there was a huge wave out that day. Dangerously huge, man, like worthy of Maverick. None of the rest of us were up to it, but of course she was. Her and one other dude. But he was a Narc, man. I saw him cuff her, try to bring her in. There was a chopper. She knew her time was up, man. Then, right as that monster wave was cresting, she told him to look at that wave, and how beautiful it was, and pleaded with him to let her catch that one last wave. Of course he said no, so she pointed out to him that she was surrounded. There was nowhere for her to go. This beach, see, had cliffs on both sides. You know the one, right? Yeah. I still remember, because it made me laugh so hard. She said "What am I gonna do, I can't paddle to New Zealand!" And you know what? That Narc got a heart for like one second, undid the cuffs, and told her to Vaya Con Dios one last time as the FBI surrounded her.

So she paddled out, and this wave was so HUGE man, like I said even we wanted no part of it, it was a killer, brah, but what did she have to lose? I heard the Narcs say something about getting her when she came back in. But of course she didn't. Even over the roar of the wave that crashed over her when I saw her for the last time, I could hear her laughing.

That was the last any of us saw of her. But like, years later, I got a letter, and it was written in her handwriting. It read simply:

"Update: I'm still laughing."

Guess she paddled to New Zealand after all.

Anyway, I tell you this story because she always rode so hard, grabbed life by both hands, man, and it inspired us then and still inspires me now. She did this thing, man, where she'd stay up all night reading Tide Charts, man. All night. Like I said, once she got into it, she really got into it. Least I can do now is try and do what she'd do, maybe the next generation will keep it going. I reviewed the whole thread, man, looking for vote patterns.

Yeah, Palmer, I was thinking Capital too. He cast the last vote on Day 2 and it broke a tie, ensuring a death. Unless he somehow knows that Separator (who he voted to condemn) was FBI, that looks really weird.

We could lose if we're wrong and it's 2-4 (if its 1-5 then no worries, brah). If we think it's 2-4 we can technically afford to punt until tomorrow when it becomes 2-3 but that's an absolute do-or-die if that's the case.

Capital, would love to hear from you, and have it be something that can chance my mind, broski.

galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

my vote on day 2 was the same as my vote on day one, brahs. I voted for separator because he wasn't around and then when he was he was just hanging out on the beach. Nobody else stood out at that point so that's what I went with.

But now, without death reveals and our main dude Bohdi probably dead, it's kind of a toss-up for who to vote for now . I have to go with you VH Balanced

A circle of surfers stands around the nightly bonfire.They are all eating pizza. They think about killing each other, things are getting way harsh. But wait, there are too many opinions.

All of a sudden a huge tidal wave rears up on the beach. It's coming closer and closer, threatening to engulf them all. Good god. Who knew the FBI had climate control. Well, we all suspected.

As the tidal wave gets closer and closer, VHB shouts, "You dummies! Look! It's just a front of clouds moving in. Durrrrr!" Everyone laughs and does cheers with their kombucha as the last glimmers of sun fade from the horizon.

Night 5 begins... NOW.

Last edited by bigcat on Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.