Posts tagged "halloween"

I've figured it out. Lady Gaga had so many amazing ideas about what she could be for Halloween that she decided to dress up in all of them over the course of the month leading up to the holiday. I mean, yesterday…

OMFG. A baby in an LED costume. These are the moments when I long to be a parent -- so I can dress my baby up to look like a glow-in-the-dark stick figure on Halloween. Please, please, please parents of the world, let me live vicariously through you by putting this glow-y thing o…

If you're not planning to hand out candy or take your niece trick-or-treating, chances are you'll be spending this Halloween at a party. Whether your soiree of choice is a crazy frat party, a high-end fundraiser, a random house party, or a costume contest at a bar, the signs that a Halloween party has ru…

The best part about dressing up as Taylor Swift in the music video for "22"? It's made up entirely of pieces you'll wear again and again. Well, maybe not the heart sunglasses. You can give those to your niece or raver friend or save them for next year's "Lolita" costume. Whatever. To make sure everyone…

Some of us are A-OK with being a sexy pizza slice for Halloween, but others would like the opportunity to buy a costume that's more full-coverage. Perhaps an entire pizza? Or a pizza maker? A petition penned to Halloween costume retailer Party City's CEO requested that very thing -- realistic, non-…

Say you're an offbeat couple who wants to make sure your engagement photos have a unique twist. You could wear funny hats, or you could document, in graphic detail, getting brutally murdered by Jason from "Friday the 13th." This Toronto couple went with the latter. Their engagement photos begin innocently enough, with the couple frolicking…

There are so many things wrong with both of these costumes. We present to you a vampire receiving oral sex, hence the clever name “Down For The Count,” and the literal interpretation of the “Shit Hitting The Fan.” I would not—I repeat—would NOT have sex with either of these people on even my most intoxicated,…

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer. I can understand wanting to be something scary for Halloween, but the Stalker Man costume and with the…

I haven't been religiously watching HBO's Showtime's "Masters Of Sex" -- which is about sex researchers Dr. William Masters and Virginia Johnson -- but any show that would inspire a Halloween costume that involves carrying around a giant dildo vibrator is fine by me! Get the deets on how to dress up as Lizzy Caplan's character…

Some people think a person's true colors come out when they're facing extreme hardship, others believe you should judge people by how they behave in prosperous times. We happen to think that the best time to see someone's true personality is right after they've gotten a bunch of free candy from strangers are sitting around…

Caution: Both of these costumes will scar children for life. But which one is more repulsive to you: the bush flasher or the blow up doll? To prepare you for some of the heinous, inappropriate getups you’ll see on Halloween next week, we present to you our WTF?! Halloween Costume Contest.

Both equally repulsive and offensive Halloween costumes, my initial knee-jerk reaction to both the human ring toss costume and sex costume would be to crotch-kick the person wearing them. Unfortunately, doing so would likely land me behind bars— an ironic twist to my “Orange Is The New Black” costume. Instead, let’s just vote o…

When Halloween costume purveyor Yandy.com -- best known for their incredible array of hilariously absurd "sexy" costumes -- reached out to us and offered to send us any costumes we wanted, we wasted on time saying yes. As much as we've poked fun at Yandy's costumes over the years, we happen to seriously appreciate the…

What would Halloween be without scary campfire stories? It's the best time of year to get bundled up, binge on s'mores, and try to scare the shit out of your friends with creepy tales of ghosts, demons, serial killers, monsters, and ax murderers. We thought it was time to give these classic tale…

Because most states don't have any laws about disclosing a death occurrence on a property -- whether it was a murder, suicide, accident, illness or natural death -- there's nowhere for buyers or renters to go to ensure that their dream apartment doesn't sit on top of a cemetery or something nice like that. Thank…

Ohmygodhelpme. I have fallen into a kids' costume k-hole and I can't get out. Warning to any man who sleeps with me in the next, oh, 30 days: don't trust me when I say I'm on the Pill. I'm not. If I say that I am, it's just because I'm desperate to have a baby of…

Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult. The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to be offended by the…

These are kittens dressed as Tootsie Rolls for Halloween. Let me repeat: here are a full two minutes and 18 seconds of kittens dressed as Tootsie Rolls. Sometimes the universe is actually that giving. No need to worry about nonsense like government shutdowns or the economy collapsing when you can watch adorable fluffballs scurry around…

Simply Irresistible

Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…