1. Philadelphia Flyers
“Flyers: In the name of full disclosure, I am not a Flyers fan — matter of fact, they’re my least favorite team in sports — but dang if those orange and black getups don’t sing like Kate Smith in the Spectrum before a playoff game. They’re paradoxically straight out of the 1970s and timeless all at once. Kudos, you dirty creeps. Might this be the only thing you win for another century.”

You'll find Philadelphia's other teams further down the list-- the Sixers ranked 31, the Eagles at 50, followed by the Phillies at 51.