CHICAGO, IL – In an unprecedented exclusive, The Chitlin has learned on
Friday, March 11, 2016, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump's
cancellation of a rally in Chicago was actually caused by poor proof
reading.

Trump’s campaign organizers were actively courting the black vote on
Chicago’s notorious south side. In order to promote the rally, fliers
were distributed in areas with a high concentration of African Americans
including every housing project, barbershop, basketball court, weave
dispensary, child support enforcement court, and welfare administration
buildings. After a close look at the fliers, a grave misprint was
discovered. Instead of reading “Trump Rally,” the fliers read “Crunk
Rally.”

Once rumors of the gathering spread, legions of African Americans
arrived at the rally late, drunk, and ready to mob. When the truth was
discovered, an ensuing clash between the African American community and
conservative Trump supporters followed. Police
quickly arrived upon learning that white people were in distress and
Trump cancelled the event.

Trump campaign manager Adolf von Stouten, attempting to spin the event,
stated, “Look on the bright side,” he told various news outlets.
“Hennessey sales have spiked in the past 48 hours. Mr. Trump is
stimulating the economy. Plus, we’ve gathered the often segregated
communities of Chicago into one area. That’s called multiculturalism. As
President The Donald will unite, not divide the American People!”