LOL! Carcking me up! We don't need no steeenkin' Newtons or Einsteins, we got it all figured out right here.

Let's make the little flat natives wear funny outfits to worship services. And change them pretty often, sort of like paperdolls. And let's keep a monopoly on religious garb, call it "designer," and threaten everlasting punishment by feather tickling to anyone caught counterfitting.

Listen, we can all make valid points in a 1D universe, but a 2D universe is where we have to draw the line. Now Zelda wants us in a 3D universe, which seems like a solid proposal, but if we go to 4D, well, I just don't have the time for that.

Tess up, Taylor. You just don't want people peeking around the corners all the time.