An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two Viagra pills. The pharmacist brought them out and the old man asked him to cut them in half. The pharmacist winked at him and said, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man said, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just a joke Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, “One at a time, please.”