The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.25

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a smattering of your ruminations from throughout our week’s menagerie of penile tomfoolery beneath photographic renderings of celebrity schadenfreude.

I just cunnilinged the fancy part of your brain.. stuff,

– The Superficial

P.S. Did McFeely Smackup die? Or, worse, have his office put up a firewall? God, I don’t even like saying that.

I got the impression some time ago that McFeely was logging on from work, so probably that firewall thing. Or maybe the office censorware started cracking down. Kind of ironic, given that you’ve curtailed most of the nudity here in the past couple of years.

There would be times when McFeely would be absent from the site for a full week or two, and he’d always return on a Monday. As if he were on vacation during those weeks and couldn’t get the Internets from wherever the hell he was.

Nope, I’m more of a brunette than a redhead. But I’m sure as shit not brainy. So it looks like we’re gonna have to give Cock Dr a brunette wig and I’ll get a red wig. And it looks like me and Beef will have to supply the weed, as usual.

You know I decided a while ago that all the Mc names are basically all the same people. McBeef, McFeely, McPoop, McGee, Tony. All the same person. And then there is TomFish.

A blond boy with atrophied legs is being stared at menacingly by some grown man. This may just be the creepiest pic of the year. I mean, it IS impressive that the boy can walk with the legs of a paralyzed toddler, but the whole thing is still creepy.