DENNIS MILLER: Listen, I didn’t watch the press conference because I wanted to see a crowd that was less fawning. So I watched the Justin Bieber concert over on Nick Tunes, okay?

BILL O’REILLY, HOST: They were pretty accommodating to the President today. The only guy was our guy Ed Henry. He’s the best. Henry gave him a little jazz, but that was it. Everybody else was, look how well turned out they are, Miller. Look how well scrubbed they are.

MILLER: Well, the ones who aren’t wearing red are red-faced from embarrassment about how they rolled for this guy. Ed Henry is about to be gang-audited. And I get it. I’m sort of shrugging too. I feel like Deep Throat in the parking garage talking about Obama. You’ll get nothing from me on Haldeman.