Anaaga: SIH is finally at it’s fifth! If I dragged Hoshi with me last time, I’m dragging Hime now! In order to dominate the world with yaoi, it’s my plan to have tag team with all yaoi fangirls in Metanorn; and Hime is the Strategist for this world domination thingy, and we’re letting you see our discussion right now. Muhuahahaha!

Hime: Oh, Hatsukoi, the ray of rainbow coloured sunshine in the Spring Season! Thanks to anaaga for inviting me along to rant and squee along with her for episode 5! Slowly yaoi fangirls will take over the world, just you wait…

Hime: I don’t actually know much about these two, but they seem pretty Misaki/Usagi like

Anaaga: Really? At least all of them are normal. They don’t bring big teddies everywhere

Hime: That’s true

Anaaga: Hatori is so harsh >.<

Hime: He has to be firm with his uke. BWAHAHA

Anaaga: LOL, TRAIN THEM EVEYWHERE, EVEN ON BED xD

Hime: How else will they learn? Lol

Anaaga: *use whip*

Hime: Don’t forget the handcuffs!

Hime: Oooo he’s doing a reverse Ness! A guy pretending to be a girl

Anaaga: I don’t know why he thinks that the fans will be disappointed with him

Hime: OMG THE THEME. It makes me so nostalgic for Junjou. ITS SO BOUNCY. All the fluffy manlove~

Anaaga: I just realized the uke always has sharp chins, and the semes’ chins are a little bit flat

Hime: He can’t stop being his editor D: Then they can’t have office sex

Anaaga: I KNOW. SEX ON THE OFFICE TABLE

Anaaga: So tense >.<

Hime: These two are so bad at talking

Anaaga: HOMG. THE BIG CONFESSION

Hime: Out in the moonlight…under fireworks

Anaaga: Then sex

Anaaga: Lol, Hatori at his disgusted face

Anaaga: Yup, Tori is in love with you

Hime: YES, HE FINALLY GETS IT

Anaaga: FINALLY AFTER 18 MINUTES

Hime: Lol, at his terrified face

Anaaga: I guess he never got confessed by hot guys

Anaaga: How could these people talk normally after The Confession? That’s a first

Hime: I know, they’re just teasing us now

Anaaga: Just do the outdoor sex, damn it!

Hime: Misaki and Usagi did it…¬¬

Anaaga: Yeah. They got no balls to do that

Hime: OOOO KISS YES!

Anaaga: YEAAAHHHHH FINALLY SOMETHING MUTUAL

Hime: Chiaki’s finding his balls

Hime: …That sounded wrong

Anaaga: Lol

Anaaga: OF COURSE. SEX. SSSSSSEEEEXXXXX

Hime: WET MAKEUP SEX. AWESOME

Anaaga: SO SEXY. OH GOSH HATORI SO HOT

Hime: D’aww

Anaaga: HATORI HAS A NAME FETISH

Hime: He totally does. UNF the way Chiaki says it though…

Anaaga: I like how he still can be a mean Editor

Hime: And back to yelling in the cafe… But this time it ends with KISSES!

Anaaga: YES PUBLIC KISSING. LOL, PUNISHMENT. He just wants to do something publicly with Chiaki

Hime: Aww, Chiaki you fail so adorably

Hime: The ED is pretty cute too

Anaaga: I like it

Anaaga: So, how was our evil plan to take over the world? I bet it’s hard to understand, eh? Since I want to be nice today, here’s a short explanation of our plan. Chiaki the male mangaka is Hatori’s childhood friend and he happens to be under Hatori too. One day, after dropping the manuscript to Marukawa (with Takano smiling *SQUEAL*), Chiaki sees Hatori and Yuu, that is his assistant and childhood friend, kissing in the rain. The rest of the first half is about Chiaki pondering about Yuu and Hatori’s relationship, unexpectedly feeling jealous about it. Of course, he got “raped” by Hatori too when he sleeps. What a nice thing, waking up then ending up being raped. In the fireworks festival, Chiaki the Moron finally realizes that Hatori is in love with him (HUUUR DUUHHH), and he became an Editor just for the sake of being close to him. Chiaki manages to stop Hatori from changing Editor, and they have wet sexy make-up sex in the apartment after that. YAY FOR WET SEX.

PORN GIFS BY HIME:

IT’S

ALL

ABOUT

SEX

Chiaki can be cute sometimes. Sometimes.

End Thoughts:

Anaaga: Hmmmm. I didn’t like this episode that much. The animation screwed up. Especially in the firework scene. I swear, Hatori looked like one of my drawings. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT.

Hime: xD I didn’t like this pairing as much either. They seemed a bit haphazard. Stilted dialogue.

Anaaga: I know. Chiaki is a retard.

Hime: Yes, lol.

Anaaga: He’s just so effin dense.

Hime: But the smut was nice. xD

Anaaga: Yup. I think that’s better than Takano’s.

Hime: I would never say no to fluffy man love… and that SOUNDS WRONG TOO! XD

Anaaga: LOL. I can feel the sweetness in this one.

Hime: It was a bit more cute, Takano is a bit more rapey.

Anaaga: lol, this one’s more innocent.

Hime: Which is TOTALLY FINE.

Anaaga: YUP. SWEETNESS ALL THE WAY. YAY, SWEET MAN LOVE.

Hime: In the context of yaoi. xD

Anaaga: Anything is fine. Even rape, since that’s what Hatori did in the first half.

Hime: Because they all know they really want it.

Anaaga: BUT THE STUPID CENSOR.

Hime: Yeah, the censor is bogus.

Anaaga: They have to censor Chiaki’s chest. I mean, does he have boils or what? They don’t have to censor that one.

Hime: Because OMG NIPPLE we can’t show that!

Anaaga: NIPPLES ARE BAD!

Hime: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ALL HAVE THEM.

Anaaga: YEAH RIGHT. ONLY PEOPLE IN YAOI HAVE THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF HOT SEX.

Hime: That’s the one thing you can know for sure about anyone…is that they have nipples.

Anaaga: LOL! I’m just happy that Kamiyan was there. He sure sounds mean. I’m still amazed how he can do ANYTHING.

Hime: I wonder if he’ll get a bigger role later.

Anaaga: I don’t think so. He’s just a rival in love, I guess. xD

Hime: And if you’re hungering to hear some of his lovin’ you should check out the Gakuen Heaven drama CD’s. Needless to say he’s almost a big a slut as Jun.