Welcome to 2018: President Donald Trump Just Met with Kim Kardashian

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Hello, and welcome to the year 2018. A few things you should know off the bat: The Earth is dying because we made it so dirty, cars are driving themselves now, and pretty much everyone owns a tiny computer phone that knows everything and is also a television, which we keep in our pockets. And ah, yes—here is our president, former reality TV star Donald Trump, meeting with Kim Kardashian, current reality TV star, in the Oval Office of the White House.

As you are no doubt well aware, for a long time, most presidents had experience in either politics or the military (sometimes both). But those days are behind us. Instead of, say, working his way through the ranks of Congress, President Trump won the presidency by becoming extremely rich, starring in a TV show about how rich he was, then hitting the campaign trail, where he rose to prominence by saying terrible things about immigrants, women, the disabled—you name it. Now he's the leader of the free world.

Kim Kardashian is also famous for being extremely rich and starring in a show about her life alongside her family, some of whom have their own kids now and are equally famous. She's married to a famous man named Kanye West, who became very famous for making music everyone loves, but is now probably most famous for supporting our president who has said terrible things about immigrants, women, and the disabled.

No one knows for certain what the president might do, but he's already pardoned a former sheriff named Joe Arpaio—who ran a horrible jail, and was accused of racially profiling and illegally detaining Latinos—and Dinesh D'Souza, a pundit known for defending Hitler, who was convicted for violating campaign finance laws.