Bizarre story Womble - I did once have a pair of size 5 pink trainers that were part of a theatrical costume stolen from a prop cage. I later found them in a maintenance man's trolley and promptly "stole" them back. I wonder what he was planning to do with them and what he thought when they disappeared?

I'm both bemused and confused as to how my hat when missing from the stand some time between 8 and 2 today.

It isn't like it was cold or wet or it is in a part of the office lots of people find their way, into, or that it was even on prominent display given that there were other other coats and things on the same stand.

All I can say is that if it was stolen it was a fecking weird thief that stole it...

I don't usually wade into these debates because I think they are futile but if it was that dangerous there would be dozens of runners getting mown down by cars, cows and lawnmowers every week. A & E would be full of them.

So hands up anyone that has ever read a new story about a runner being killed or seriously injured while running with headphones on - because I haven't. Not one.