Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we?”

Teacher: MichaelMany articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.