Saturday, December 28, 2013

What’s
wrong with you? I told you there's no such thing as an Annual Blogger.

Um…Happy
New Year?

Really?...almost
a year for that? Blogger should kick your auto-renew’s ass.

Merry
Christmas?

You
make me sick. Move over.

Reasons for not blogging:

Excuse #1:

Like they let the insane have
lists. Sillies!

So other
than the crazy, hectic life-stuff, where have I been and what have I been doing?

Writing.

Yes, like in using real commas and everything (#hatecommas). Like in actually trying to get published. Dreamer. Something I’ve always, always wanted to do.

So far, I've written three Middle Grade books (but pretty sure the first two don't count, as they were too busy sucking the big learning-curve lollipop). I'm holding on to the whole third, fourth, fifth time's a charm thing.

...I know, poor kids! (-:

Now goon, explain about the blog... And sooo I had to step away
because this blog was (and will always be) like my beautiful, shiny object that I couldn’t
stop starring at long enough to get myself in gear. And you know what they say:
No Gear, No Dream. Yeah, nobody says that. Anyway, as I might have mentioned,
me and Two-Things-at-a-Time never did get along very well, but I think we are
becoming friends or at best, comfortable enemies (still not sure which). We
shall see.

But I
can pretend almost a whole year didn’t go by without me blogging about a damn
thing if you can. I'm an excellent denyer. And I know you guys have some mad,
look-the-other-way skillz. I’ve seen ‘em.

If
nothing else, I can always make this my annual nervous-breakdown event. If
it posts like a duck...

GRAB THE BUTTON AND SPREAD THE WORD ..... BLOGGERS DO IT BETTER YO!!!

Rap Sheet

Mother, wife, writer, friend, un-willing employee, feeder of fish and cats (all right, so I don't always remember to feed the fish-it's not my fault they can't talk to remind me), cleaner of house and clocks and not necessarily all in that order or always done well but getting done nevertheless (-:

More?

O.K. I love my son more than air, I would drink tomato sauce from the can if it was socially acceptable, my husband and I want to throw live grenades at each other on a daily basis but love each other still (strong love beats live grenades. In Battleship and in life! 11 years and still going strong.

Thanks Lee!!!

Double Thanks to Robyn for both of these awards-visit her @ http://robyns-page.blogspot.com/

Tamara-Thank you for this!!! xoxoxoxoox visit her at @ homespunheartscandles.blogspot.com xoxoxo

Thanks so much to Blia @ superheroesmom.com

Grab An Award-see below

Finally, you do not need to be a recipient of an award to give an award!

Grab An Award – My way of awarding it forward. The only rules are: THERE ARE NO RULES (Only rule is no rules? Rule for rules? Is that a rule? I’m so confused)

And what is nicer than giving an award with no strings attached just because?

So in the spirit of fun blog awarding and ‘cause I think they’re a great way to connect and share the blog love with our awesome fellow bloggers (without the chain letter affect-they give me the willies), I have created The Divine Blogger and Rock Star Blogger Awards to grab-I know, fancy right? -(o.k. so I won't quit my day job)

Grab it and let the lucky recipient (s) know that you have given them a rule-free award and not to be afraid to pick it up on your site.Once they grab it from your site, they are free to pass it along to others (rule-free of course). And anyone can grab it from their sites to pass on as well.

Hope you all enjoy awarding it forward!

Now hurry! Go make room in your closet for all that good karma. And please get rid of those old sweatpants while you're at it! (-: