PWOITGSLFSK (PWOITGSLFSK: pah-woyt-gus-sul-fsk) is an eagle that is constantly circling Craig's house. He hates Craig as they are constantly fighting. Most often, Craig defeats him by jumping up and punching him, sending him flying.

Trivia

His name (in Wingdings, the way he writes) was revealed in the Wheezy Waiter episode "Noise Pollution", and in the episode "Attention", it was falsely translated as "pwoitgslfsk", the problem being that in Wingdings "pwoitgslfsk" and "PWOITGSLFSK" are different because of capitalization. (Lowercase: pwoitgslfsk, Capital: PWOITGSLFSK)

In the episode "Wednesday Takeover", It is shown that the eagle is very strong, as he lifts Revenge Clone with relative ease and moves at almost normal pace.