Here, the roommates point out in a conversation with each other that Ryan shouldn't be so worried about whether or not people think he's gay if he's not. Cut to Ryan, on the phone with his cousin, discussing his "black and gay" roommate who "thinks he's so cool," with a bit of added "OMG WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M GAY I'M SO NOT GAY!" zing:

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Next, the roommates are all in the McDonald's drive-thru when Preston reveals that one of his recent hookups, nicknamed "Big Thang," thinks that Ryan is gay. Naturally, Ryan takes all of this very well, responding with, "I hate that fag," before spewing more homophobic drivel:

Then, Ryan flips out at Preston when he feels, again, that his ~masculinity~ is being questioned, before talking to his brother on the phone and exclaiming, "There's nothing that indicates that I'm gay!"

And finally, Ryan says that his hatred for Preston is ruining his whole outlook on gay people, before pulling out the old, "You're only gay because you can't get any girls!" cliche: