this is actually a pretty good lie. this morning there was an earring on my night stand that wasn’t the girls staying the night. she asked what it was and all i could say was, “what do you want me to say? i mean–.” so props to this guy for creativity.

– Your brain region which governs sentence structure went AWOL around the middle of this comment; “gullible enough” would have sufficed.
– Nowhere in the comment does it mention these girls believing said statement.
– We can’t assume it’s a lie. Innocent until proven guilty, that’s the American way.
– Go bake a cake.