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Space Cadet Donald Trump Orders Creation of Space Command

“President
Donald Trump ordered the creation of Space Command on Tuesday, a move
the administration is labeling a precursor to creating a US Space
Force.

`I
direct the establishment, consistent with United States law, of United
States Space Command as a functional Unified Combatant Command,` Trump
said in an executive memorandum to Secretary of Defense James Mattis.
`I also direct the Secretary of Defense to recommend officers for my
nomination and Senate confirmation as Commander and Deputy Commander of
the new United States Space Command.`”

Before
joining the administration General “Mad Dog” Mattis would have scoffed
at the notion of a Space Force, but the neutered lap dog will proclaim
that it`s the greatest invention since the Boy Scouts.

Mattis
will provide Trump with nominations for the commander and deputy
commander of Space Command, we will soon find out which military
leaders he hates the most.

Vice
President Mike Pence, speaking at Cape Canaveral Tuesday, praised the
creation of the new sixth branch of the armed forces, the US Space
Force. Pence is such a lackey of the president, that I wouldn`t be
surprised if he volunteers to be a space cadet. Pence`s undying loyalty
is to Jesus, Mother and Trump, not necessarily in that order.

Nobody
in Trump`s administration, especially Mattis and Pence, has the
courage to tell the Emperor that he`s not wearing any clothes,
naturally nobody will tell him that his Space Force is Looney Tunes.

I
might volunteer to be a space cadet if I can do basic training on
Mars, where I will be far away from the moron in the White House.