No, you don't. And this is why. Because they're f***ing terrifying. A very short list of other things you don't want to see in real life: a friend's asshole in the locker-room because they have shallow buttcheeks and bent over to pick up a towel. Now I know right now you might think you actually want to see that, but you don't. TRUST ME. I've been there before and ever since I've had to cancel our weekly racquetball game for the past six years. God, I can still see it winking at me when I close my eyes at night. *shivers* I see dingleberries.