The New York City Subway Savvy Test

B

Hey, not too bad. You probably know where you're going when you step through the turnstile. Just don't act like you know it all when the foreigners ask you what's the best way to get to the Empire State Building; if you steer them wrong they just might track you down and mock you.

All possible test results

Here's a handy piece of advice: Never, ever take the subway. And if you have to, don't be one of those people who stands in the doorway when it opens. It's just plain rude. Also, let people off the... Read more

Look, I understand: you just don't get the subways. It happens. But thanks for giving it a try and putting forth a valliant effort. I would suggest you take along a New Yorker and/or ask lots of pe... Read more

At least you passed. You probably wouldn't get lost if you don't cross boroughs; and even if you do, you'll get by with the help of a friendly booth attendant or two. Trust me, they're very friendly... Read more

Hey, not too bad. You probably know where you're going when you step through the turnstile. Just don't act like you know it all when the foreigners ask you what's the best way to get to the Empire S... Read more

Congratulations! You're an A student when it comes to the underground classroom. When people ask you how to get from Queens to Staten Island, they're asking the right person. Be proud, and show tha... Read more