Over in Park Slope, the Norma Rae-style drama at Gorilla Coffee continues. The Fifth Avenue coffee shop remains closed, but the owners say they’re looking for new hires and will reopen once the new baristas are trained and looking properly bored.

Last, the soon-to-be Brooklyn Nets ended their season with — surprise! — a loss. Could it be Nets owners are actually hatching a brilliant strategy, turning the team into such lovable losers that by the time they arrive at Atlantic Center in 2012, they’ll be irresistible to underdog-loving Brooklynites? (Hey, it works for the Mets.)