Bill O'Reilly is no fan of the ACLU. Not only does he think they're terrorists and traitors; but he once stated that Hitler would have been a member of the ACLU. As the saying goes, you ain't seen nothing yet. Now that the NY ACLU has requested documents pertaining to the Nassau County Police Department's alleged assistance in what appears to be some serious "cockblocking" on the part of family values paragon, Bill O'Reilly, expect even more attacks on the ACLU. In the mood for more delicious dish, read on.

As Gawker reported last summer, Bill O'Reilly attempted to pull strings with the Nassau County Police Department in order to investigate a police officer thought to be having an affair with Bill's wife who is no longer residing with Bill who is no longer wearing that band of gold on his left hand. According to Gawker's sources, a Nassau County detective was ordered to investigate the alleged cuckolder and order him to stop seeing Bill's lady - in a nutshell, some rather nasty cockblocking on the part of Fox's traditionalist, Catholic arbiter of all that is good and noble. According to Gawker's source, the investigation was ordered by a former police commissioner who founded a not for profit foundation to which O'Reilly was considering giving a "major donation."

The web gets even more tangled. When a Long Island Press reporter was investigating, early in 2011, favors done by Nassau County cops for the foundation's donors, the paper's editor-in-chief was contacted by an O'Reilly staff person who asserted that Bill never got any preferential treatment. What makes this interesting is that the reporter never mentioned O'Reilly. What's that quote about "protesteth too much?"

John Cook, the Gawker reporter, subsequently requested that the Nassau County Police hand over all documentation pertaining to what could be inappropriate at best and illegal at worst actions to assist Bill O'Reilly in intimidating his wife's alleged lover. They refused, claiming that the documents were exempt from public scrutiny. On Monday, (1/08) the ACLU, on behalf of Cook, filed suit against the Nassau County Police Department for "unlawful censorship of public records." And while Bill O'Reilly complains about how Media Matters and Planned Parenthood shouldn't receive tax dollars, NY ACLU attorney Corey Stoughton states that “The public has a right to know how government agencies use taxpayer dollars."

We know that when Bill O'Reilly gets mad, he tries to get even. He vowed revenge against his then critic, now Senator Al Franken: "Look at Al Franken, one day he’s going to get a knock on his door and life as he’s known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me." He told Andrea Mackris, who sued him for sexual harassment, that if any woman spoke out about his naughty behavior, "I’ll make her pay so dearly that she’ll wish she’d never been born. I’ll rake her through the mud, bring up things in her life and make her so miserable that she’ll be destroyed." Now, it appears that rather than just the usual blustering braggadocio, he might have involved a taxpayer funded entity in his revenge fantasies.

The plot sickens. Stay tuned.

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I want to add my two grains of salt. You-know-who, who fancies himself after Billdo, was a Ron Paul supporter and campaigner. Yet you-know-who doesn’t speak against Billdo’s multiple idiocies, because of the “all important demo” Those figures validate McD’s actually sells beef.

Now, we-know-who is in the corner, again, finding a way to report “cable news” while he and the sheep “don’t discuss politics” but Billdo is calling himself a “major farce on his 2012 erection”

In any case they (pretend to) miss the point, as usual. Aside from the hypocrisy of Bildo pontificating from the high moral ground when the slope he’s on is rather slippery, the issue is one of possible misuse of tax dollars and influence-buying. I suspect that if it was Olbermann who was under investigation the harpies would be sharpening their talons and hoping to feed off the carcass.

“Hark, what wailing assaulteth mine tender ears? Sooth, it is the keening and crying of those harpies”

But don’t forget that the leader of the harpie pack is an accomplished *Renaissance man who, as a published author (obscure music reviews) and a former ASSistant public prosecutor, is just so much better than those of us who are mere mortals. The Dos Equis “most interesting man in the world” has nothing on this raconteur and bon vivant who does have his sweet lips (metaphorically speaking) firmly affixed to Bill O’Reilly’s buttocks. (Wonder how much he’s paid for his – ah – service?)

*And “on air broadcasting and production?” We talking a Wayne’s World thing on local cable, LOL!

Hark, what wailing assaulteth mine tender ears? Sooth, it is the keening and crying of those harpies, the denizens of the dark who live in the realm of the filthy lucre. For, verily, they have wet their knickers in rage and frustration, for their hero hath feet (or mayhaps some other bodily part) of brittle clay, and he hath been called to account for his sins, against which they strive in vain to close their eyes and ears, singing loud and lusty in his praise. “What business hath she to comment upon the personal life of others!” they whine, blind to very lifeblood of the rage he endeavors to stoke in his followers.

My what a tangled web we weave Billy. Don’t you wish you were now back in those halcyon days of childhood,sitting on the lawn of your family McMansion,pulling the wings off crickets and jamming them up your bum?