“There’s only one method of manipulation that has stood the test of time: bribery. It’s a concept so simple that even animals understand–give a dog a bone, and it will obey. Give a woman a present, and she’ll…”

Whatever it is she’s doing, we’re sure it will be SUPER respectful of gender issues.

Dubbed the “first mobile app where singles can use bribery to get first dates” (finally!), Carrot Dating dangles a bevy of pre-programmed options to lure conniving ladyfolk into going out with what I’m sure are the most upstanding of gentlemen. Women can pick from nice dinners, a tank of gas, skydiving, and plastic surgery in exchange for dating app users.