Day: April 10, 2017

Soon Ben McLemore will go to a team that’s not the Suckramento Kings and we can see how he plays when he’s not trapped on a cursed franchise that destroys the careers of every young player they come across. It’s been four long seasons of McLemore not reaching his potential and now we will find…

I wouldn’t have made this video except for the fact that T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren went eight of eight from the field, which is a somewhat interesting achievement. Clint Capela also did the very same thing last night, but since he only shoots from within four feet of the rim, that’s not even interesting or…

Clint Capela is in the same class of centers as DeAndre Jordan, Rudy Gobert, and Tyson Chandler. All he does is soak up alley-oops like a coral sucking up polluted ocean water. The difference with Capela is that, somehow, nobody cares about him at all. He’s scoring 12 PPG (the same as DeAndre Jordan) on…

“Hey Georgie, I got something you can help me out with,” Ty Lawson said. Georgios Papagiannis looked down at his much smaller teammate and smiled naively. “Yes, I help you. What is it?” Ty Lawson took out a wad of crumpled twenty-dollar bills from his pocket and held them out to the rookie. “I need…

I think, at this point, what needs to happen is Jeanie Buss needs to go steal an armored combat vehicle from a nearby military base and drive it right through the walls of the Lakers’ locker room while the players are getting ready. She should also probably fire the turret a few times to get…

Nicolas Brussino has certainly showed some flashes of skill in his rookie season. He can shoot sometimes and lately he’s been passing a little bit too. He went undrafted just like me so there weren’t a ton of expectations placed on him, other than me expecting that he would be the next Carlos Delfino on…

DownToBuck’s InterneTip of the Day for Fledgling Highlight Channels: if the player you are highlighting dunked the ball, put “1 Dunk” or similar in the part of the video title where you are listing their relevant stats. If they dunked it more than once, feel free to put “2 Dunks”, replacing “2” with however many…

It’s a real shame that one of my greatest nickname creations has to be wasted on a player like Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock. I’m sure if you put him in my pickup games he’d dominate like no other (if he could pry the ball away from that dude who NEVER passes), but in…

I’d like to take this moment and apologize to all the subscribers I gained when I posted that vid of Devin Booker scoring 70 points. It’s my bad for misleading you all. You guys probably thought I was going to be uploading more vids of good players on my channel. A reasonable assumption, but totally…

OFFICIAL BEST THINGS ABOUT THE SUNS BEING AWFUL POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Jones dunking all over the heckin’ place 2. Devin Booker 70 3. Tyler Ulis/Alan Williams pick-and-roll chemistry 4. I hate Brandon Knight 5. Jarell Eddie had a good game 6. More angry dunks by Marquese Chriss 7. Elijah Millsap is back! —— 55….