A blonde and her brunette friend were talking,
when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde
jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of
stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to
you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please ta

I've been getting ready for Christmas
I'm revving up for the great day
my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed
'cause I started my shopping in May
The mistletoe's hanging in bunches
'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong
and the Vicar I've found - quite l

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of
hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and
dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out
driving around the countryside, she stopped her
car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the
shepherd, "If I c

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that
occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally
becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries,
washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, di

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she
decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a
woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's
in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You

IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time
in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8
cubicle.
IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you
have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... You get time off for good

I can admit it, I’m a bit of a goof when it
comes to doing household stuff. I’ve washed
clothes maybe 10 times ever, usually things go ok
but sometimes I put in a big white shirt and, for
some reason, get back a little pink one.
Can’t explain it really, and it appears
I’m not the only one.
I was going through my clothes, thinking about
doing laundry for the 11th time, and was trying to
figure out how I needed to was my nice new polo
shirt. Reading the tag for inspiration, I now know
exactly how to wash clothes…