this is gay. in fact it is gayer than a gay man having gay sex with a poodle in a pink room with kevin spacey reciting a scissors sisters song in full chairleader garb whilst holding a bottle of poppers and with gay porn playing on a computer screen mounted on an *ss shaped stand with elton john playing at 100 decibels and with empty GAY FUEL cans discarded in a corner. i am sexbastard, hear me roar.