Top Ten Quotes1. Life is Tough, Get A Helmet2. If Stupidity were in the Olympics, You'd Win a Nobel Prize3. Lose One Friend, Lose All Friends, Lose Yourself.4. Cory: We need marriage counseling.Eric: I married a moose. We don't need counseling.5. When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!6. Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but it gives you joy when you push them down a flight of stairs.7. I told Robert to stop, and he threw a shoe at my head.8. Live, Laugh, Love.9. Jack: Eric's my roomate, and he's dead! I don't really know the other dead girl! I can't afford my rent! Now I don't want to live! (goes on windowsill)Angela: Sean is still your roomate. Together you can make the rent.Jack: Oh yeah. Let's go back inside now.10. I like eggs.