NWRBLF drummer

Seriously, that’s very, very close to what the ad headline said. Maybe even exactly what it said. I had no clue what they meant by this, and just to make certain I wasn’t being abnormally dense, I asked some other folks what they thought it meant. Here’s some of what they said, in no particular order:

New Wannabe Rocker Banging Loud Fast drummer

Nerdy, Wobbly, Rather Burpy, Louder, Faster drummer

Never Wears Rubber Boots..Lucky F***ing Drummer

Not With Rock Band, Little Faithless drummer

Necrophiliac Wears Red Basque, Loves Fun drummer

Never Worked Rickshaws, But Loves Facebook drummer

Newly Wed, Really Broke, Lacks Funds drummer

No Way Ronald Barfed Last Friday, Drummer

Nasty With Razors Better Live Forever drummer

No Women Rock Big Leprechaun Feet, drummer

Nubile Whores Really Bring Lustful Funny drummer

Neil Wanted Rush Before Lady Fruitcake drummer

No Way Rock Bands Like Fish Drummer

Notoriety Wins Really Big Loyal Fanbase drummer

Not Worthy Rhythm BLow Fishing drummer?

Naked Wild Ridiculous Blatant Leftfield Frickin´drummer?

Naughty Whistling Rocking Bastardly Lousy Facemelting drummer

Not Worth Rotten Beef Lame F**k drummer

New Wild Ripped Badass Looking Fired-up drummer

Not With Reality Been Looking Fried drummer

Not White Really Brown Leftover Flounder drummer

New Woman Rocker Bitch Lotsa Female DRUMMER

Nude Wondering Recklessly Bald Left Footed DRUMMER

Wow! And if you read my post that this page supplements, you’ll know that I guessed “Nerdy White Rapper Becoming Lousy Fat drummer.” And we are all wrong!

It turns out it stood for “Nearly Working Rock Band Looking For drummer.” And who says rock musicians are not very bright…