A very loud, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with hertwo kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nicechildren you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, theyain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think they are twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"