*Letter to the Militia*

After an evening of entertainment with the insult contest hosted by Myron O'Connor, the halfling Finn called for a reward to whoever subdued Myron. Two fools followed up on the request. They are being fined 500 each. Finn being the instigator, their fines will be paid by him. So fine him 1000 gold. This includes the innkeeper at the spire's fee for a new door and the maid's fee for cleaning up the mess.