As you probably know, JJ Abrams is helming the new Star Wars sequel -- Episode VII, set 30 years after Return of the Jedi -- and there have been a lot of rumors as to who's going to be in it, old and new. StarWars.com just dropped a photon torpedo in the form of the above picture, which is a cast table read of the script. (The excitement crashed the site for a while.) Featured in the new film will be most of the original trilogy's cast, including Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), and Kenny Baker (R2-D2).

As for new castmembers, it includes Oscar Isaac (Inside Llewyn Davis), Adam Driver (Adam on HBO's Girls), and John Boyega (Attack the Block), as well as veteran actor Max von Sydow, Domnhall Gleeson (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), British actress Daisy Ridley, and professional green screen actor Andy Serkis (he was Gollum and King Kong). Filming starts this week at London's legendary Pinewood Studios (where much of the first three films were shot). The screenplay was co-written by Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan (who co-wrote The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi). It certainly sounds promising, right?

Star Wars: Episode VII, with a presumably longer title than that, will be out December 18, 2015.

In no released version of the script does Lando die (nor in "The Annotated Screenplays"), and both writer Lawrence Kasdan and actor Billy Dee Williams have dismissed this rumour. The IGN review of the Star Wars Trilogy box set is incorrect in saying that Lando originally didn't make it out in time when the second Death Star exploded.

You twat eared bags of doo doo really need to start taking your B vitamins and getting proper sleep. Lando died when he was struck by lightening while playing a round with Carl during the thunderstorm.

Lando murdered Vuffi Raa with a hunting knife, was acquitted but is now serving a long sentance in an Empirial jail for trying to steal back his jump drives he sold to support his Spice Melange habit. He's not dead, but we ain't hearing from him for a while.