It hardly seems possible, but apparently some people in L.A. – a city known for its sincerity and refined taste – aren’t all that enamored with David Beckham’s wife Victoria.

Sources say she has made herself unpopular with management of the celeb-friendly, press-shy Chateau Marmont. "She always lets the paparazzi know when she'll be arriving," wags a West Coast tongue. "The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there."

The splash she has made since arriving also seems to have upset some of the other swimmers in the L.A. fishbowl. Last Tuesday, "Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh," laughs the snitch. "But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead."

I think that is just reprehensible. You can't just sit a sexy icon next to a washed-up pop star like that. As the sexy icon, Britney deserves better. Why is Posh Spice still famous anyway? The Spice Girls haven't mattered in years.

Oh. Excuse me. I've just been informed that it's no longer 2002. Apparently the Spice Girls are touring, Posh is a fashion icon, and Britney is a washed-up mess continually on the verge of meltdown. So wait. How is pissing off Britney a bad thing again? What's she gonna do, smoke cigarettes and misspell "Posh" in her diary?

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Given that "Posh" contains the same letters as "shop," I think Britney'll be a'ight.

08.02.07 at 3:14 pm

UpstateUnderdog

Britney will smoke, eat cheetohs, and misspell her own name along with Posh's in her diary

08.02.07 at 3:16 pm

whowillsexmutombo

L.A is tired of Victoria's bullshit? Isn't that like the attendees at a gay swingers' party getting worked up that Vince Carter is hogging all of the astro-glide?

08.02.07 at 3:17 pm

whowillsexmutombo

(By the way, "Vince Carter is hogging all of the Astro Glide" really needs to be its own headline on this site sometime soon, Matt).

08.02.07 at 3:22 pm

Otto Man

Posh is wearing thin too. Eat something, for God's sake.

08.02.07 at 3:24 pm

Camp Tiger Claw

I heard about this on Entourage.

08.02.07 at 3:24 pm

Burnsy

7 or 8 years ago I would have made a joke about them breaking into a sexy lesbian catfight. I'd still watch, it just wouldn't be sexy anymore.

08.02.07 at 3:25 pm

UpstateUnderdog

@Burnsy. it would still be sexy, but in a sad washed up pop star sort of way.

08.02.07 at 3:26 pm

SK

they say: you can never be too rich or too thin

i say: victoria beckham

08.02.07 at 3:29 pm

TEXAS

@Burnsy: Have you seen Britney's karate-umbrella stylings? That bitch would "pumble" Posh.

08.02.07 at 3:32 pm

UpstateUnderdog

@TEXAS, not only that but Britney has no hair for Posh to pull.

08.02.07 at 3:33 pm

Burnsy

Britney would tie her babies together with chains and use them as baby-chuks.

08.02.07 at 3:34 pm

hardawayhatesyou

hate to kiss our editor's ass by agreeing with him, but how is getting 'snubbed' by britney a bad thing? unless its 1997. is it? am in still in college? cuz that would be fantastic.

08.02.07 at 3:35 pm

hardawayhatesyou

sorry matt….pretty much wrote what you wrote word for word there. im dumb.

08.02.07 at 3:38 pm

Peter McSheisty

Baby-chuks is priceless……yall.

08.02.07 at 3:40 pm

August West

I must say, if I ever awoke to an article saying LA as a whole is sick of me, I'd feel pretty good about it…Sometimes a place is so shitty it feels good not to be wanted there!

08.02.07 at 3:41 pm

atari1977

Babychuks IS top-notch. Good job Burnsy.

08.02.07 at 3:50 pm

Straiga

I do not see this "human being" you are all referring to. All I see is a goddamn cartoon figure.

08.02.07 at 3:54 pm

Raskolnikov

Beckhams' Welcome Wearing Thin?

No, just Mrs. Beckham.

08.02.07 at 3:57 pm

Signal to Noise

Well done on the baby-chuks, Burnsy.

I'm just waiting for the time when Posh is revealed as a Fembot and starts shooting up the Marmont with the gun rack in her fake rack.

08.02.07 at 3:59 pm

doogieinrichmond

Beckhams' Welcome Wearing Thin

No, just Britneys vage lips….

08.02.07 at 4:00 pm

Thomas

Sweet Jeebus, this is proof that no-talent people can have whatever they want. For example, Attention Whore "Posh" has purchased the head of "The Bitch" from the Alien movies and stretched some skin over it, and mounted it on her neck. I'm still looking for the screws. Either that, or that's one hell of a weld.

08.02.07 at 4:09 pm

Rembrandt Q. Einstein

Isn't including tags of "not exactly sports" and "soccer" redundant?

08.02.07 at 4:14 pm

Josey Wales

HO-BAG mother of the year needs to relax and smoke some more mommy lollipops.

08.02.07 at 4:22 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

She'll walk into a gas station restroom barefoot, but by no means will she sit next to Posh. Makes sense to me.

08.02.07 at 4:29 pm

mikeski

Baby-chuks, heh.

Oh Burnsy, you're incorrigible.

08.02.07 at 7:48 pm

Blitz

Is ll Sole a rehab center?

08.02.07 at 11:51 pm

Frammy

Britney / Spice Girls Reunion '07? IT can't get any sexier than that. If by sexy you mean night terror.