Lately, I have been sexted by Scarapis in a most utterly disturbing fashion. He sends me messages contain pornographic pictures of morbidly obese women. My eyes have been scarred for life at these. It is obvious then that Scarapis is not only a dapper, but is into beastiality. We live in a world where we can be openly abused by xxx mcdonald's regulars but our children can not be openly abused by religious teachings.

As president, I'll fight to end Scarapis' war on religion by killing all fat chicks and using their fat to fuel our pickup trucks.

I'm Alexander Hamilton and I approve this message.

stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

Ham701 wrote:Lately, I have been sexted by Scarapis in a most utterly disturbing fashion. He sends me messages contain pornographic pictures of morbidly obese women. My eyes have been scarred for life at these. It is obvious then that Scarapis is not only a dapper, but is into beastiality. We live in a world where we can be openly abused by xxx mcdonald's regulars but our children can not be openly abused by religious teachings.

As president, I'll fight to end Scarapis' war on religion by killing all fat chicks and using their fat to fuel our pickup trucks.

I'm Alexander Hamilton and I approve this message.

Sadly it was the only way to turn you away from your desire for Silverdreams, you must turn away from the dark side.

There's a club near where I live called the Butterfly Lounge. It's for large ladies, and it has a NACHO BAR! No joke, there's actually a nacho bar in the club! One of my friends went there, and almost got her ass kicked for being 100lbs.