Curiosity Rover finds Asda Trolley, empty beer cans in river bed.

In startling new proof of the existance of life on Mars, Nasa's Curiosity rover has found evidence of teenage delinquents on the Red Planet.
The shopping trolley, thought to have come from the Bedminster ASDA is thought to have been stolen in order to ferry cans of Fosters lager, and be used as a downhill racing vehicle, at a favourite drinking spot of local chavs.
Curiosity is expected to examine the remains of the disposable barbeque later today.