Can Someone Tell Us What Bruno Mars Is Doing In This Photo?

What’s up with Bruno Mars’ pose at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret fashion show?

Aside from looking dashingly handsome (per ushel), WTF is Bruno Mars up to in this photo? Is he petting his invisible dog, OR is he unleashing the sex dragon? For PG purposes, we’re just gonna go on record with our first guess. (But y’all know we’re reeeally hoping it’s the other one — MMMKAY?)

The “Young Girls” singer was snapped in a curious pose while performing at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in New York along with fellow sex symbols Justin Bieber and Rihanna (apparently you have to be a stunningly beautiful person yourself to get an invitation to the fashion show — FINE). And while we know Justin Bieber the world has already drooled over the show’s stunning half-naked models, we think it’s just as OK to stare at the show’s performers — like the Unorthodox Jukebox artist — in dashingly unique poses. (We SAID they were attractive! Especially when they wear fedoras and fashion-y loafers!!) Now seriously, tell me what Bruno’s doing, before my mind starts to wander in some HIGHLY NSFW places, OK?