[ old profile was dumb and extremely outdated (aka, 5 years old), so now we're starting fresh C: ]

Hi, the name's RB, but you can call me Cinnamin, Cini-chan, something like that, or RB if you like. I'm a slacker who enjoys writing but loves reading even more. I'm a huge fan of slash and I'm kind of a big pervert at times.

Based on the music video by Panic! at the Disco. A young man is killed by a vampire but his soul seems doomed to wander the earth. Can he find revenge and justice or will he be forced to watch as Mary takes over the town?

The Once-ler gets sick. What a wonderful way to start the day. Unfortunately, the Lorax is convinced that the Once-ler is more than 'just sick'. Oh joy of joys. Various POVs, no romance, no slash, no AU.

Rainy day stories bring back painful memories for Rabbit of a time after the Great War. The Spine tells the band the story of what happened the day Rabbit did something foolish and the consequences of said action he still struggles with to this day. No pairings. AU-ish.

Movie universe:Ted never came back to hear the rest of the Once-ler's story, but years later he returns to the Oncler's residence to lash out at the man he feels ruined his life. The trees never grew but what else might have remained the same? Ted-ler

Zim's gone. Dib's a clone. He soon finds himself taking care of GIR, at Zim's request. When Zim turns up captured, Dib must set aside his own feelings and internal conflicts to save his own mortal enemy. DAGiF, slight ZADF. Read and Review.

When New York is attacked, all evidence for who's responsible points to Tony Stark. With S.H.I.E.L.D. practically on their knees and everyone filled with a sense of doubt, Tony and Loki try to find the truth. .:Slash, Mpreg:.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

What did the Once-ler do after the Lorax left? What were Ted's thoughts when he met the Once-ler? Basically a series of one-shots answering my random thoughts after watching the movie. Share and Enjoy!

-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.

"Whoever taught you to dance so well?" "You did." After an Algerian jewel heist in Paris turns positively dull, Holmes takes it upon himself to teach Watson how to waltz. Inspired by Game of Shadows, some spoilers. Light but deliberate S/W.

"Beck might realise someday that Tori is better and go after her. No amount of yelling at him would fix that, so she keeps quiet and thinks of an alternative. Only one really comes to mind: beating him to it. Pre-emptive revenge."

Two years after the destruction of The Grid, Sam and Quorra return to help the reconstruction and find things a little different than they remember. Eventual Zuse/Sam. If you don't like it, don't read it.

After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley

He had been human, once upon a time. Then he was referred to not by name, but by title. Intelligence Dampening Sphere was the fancy word the scientists used for "moron". But he would be human again someday. She was going to make sure of that. -spoilers-

Nathan thought he'd overcome his troubles, but is still haunted by what happened to him as a child. This time though, when Nathan tells, someone is there to listen. Established Simon/Nathan. Mentions of Noncon!

Tori stops by the hospital after the failed play to see if Robbie is alright. She wants to blame the blood loss for her suddenly jittery heart, but knows that might not be the case. RobbieTori, set after "Tori Gets Stuck", oneshot

The teenage king elect, Thor, has been finding that he has been having certain issues in his relationship with Sif. Being the "caring" brother that he is, Loki offers his aid in teaching Thor how to..."properly treat" a woman.

He had been a bad core; he knew that. He deserved whatever punishment he had coming his way. But she didn't. She deserved her freedom. And it was up to him to give it back to her, no matter the cost. Portal 2 Alternate Ending

PORTAL 2 SPOILERS! Follow crap womaniser, atrocious speller and moderately competent scientist Michael Wheatley from Bristol to Ohio, where he spectacularly fails to discover the secret behind the project he's been assigned to, or to get a cup of tea.

When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.

Cat and Tori are paired to do a somewhat... unusual assignment for Sikowitz. Can Tori overcome her doubts and apprehensions to give a realistic performance? And will she discover something about herself during the process? CatxTori.

Wheatley could handle plenty of things well, or at least he thought so. Working under a crazy supervisor? Easy. Dealing with the fact that everyone working for Aperture Science was insane? Cake walk. Confessing to Chell? ...You'd have to get back to him.

When Daniel stumbles across Rorschach horribly injured after a midnight brawl, it's not a hard decision to bring his old partner home. But as wounds heal will Nite Owl let him leave with things unsaid? Dan/Rorschach slash.

After Tex's death in episode 20. O'Malley wants full control over Caboose's body, so he attacks the rookie's mind when he sleeps. Rated for: Rape, abuse, lang, yaoi. ChurchxCaboose,OmalleyXCaboose, mentions of TuckerXDonut and OmalleyXChurch.

Chapter 4 is up! Before 9, there were eight. Struggling to survive after the death of humanity, even more to get along. Eventually, some would stay and some would go. Until then, however, they would simply have to make do.

Sherlock catches some kind of heavy illness, but John stays with him during his suffering and helps him through it. Sherlock, of course, won't be ungrateful... John/Sherlock SLASH *smirk* Finished... for now...

John always has trouble with Sherlock when he's sick. But for Sherlock to have laryngitis, it's a whole new level of frustration. Also, what does all this 'charades' business have to do with anything? One-shot. First 'Sherlock' Fanfiction.

The TARDIS has been infected with a deadly virus and the Doctor must share the illness to gain time to save his ship. The question remains, however, who is behind the attack? Can the Doctor save his ship? And how long can they survive on Spiringosa?

He sometimes closed his eyes and imagined a girl's fingers on his skin, running over his shoulders and sometimes down his back, something he'd never felt before but something so simple that he wanted desperately.

Well what am I supposed to do Rex? Say 'Hi my name is Robbie Shapiro and this is Rex, my childhood friend who died in a car crash when we were six. His soul was magically put into the body of my ventriloquist dummy.' hints of Rodre

Coach has a bad run-in with a tank and the other survivors start to realize how vital they are to each other. Rated M for future content, violence, cursing, and gore. WARNING: Do not read if you don't like character death. Ellis/Nick slash.

After a painful break-up, Dr. Cox finds more than just solace in his protégé. Enter Jordan Godzilla Sullivan. Drama ensues. Three-shot. Slash, of course. Angsty hurt/comfort -surprise, surprise- with a dash of romance and a generous amount of saltwater.

When the subject had come up, Ples thought it was perhaps a good idea to take the chance to meet the boy's parents. Maybe it was flawed logic, but some little tick-tocking gear inside him said that it was important and proper. Light PlesVes.

It started out with a kiss, a disaster. And of course, the two men couldn't just be adults and say what they meant. How were they supposed to amble through their own childishness? Oneshot. Leonardo & Ezio.

Things always fall into place. Past...present...future...every moment is tied neatly to the next, and the people who live them are the threads that stitch them together. /Various pairings. Will be updated sporadically according to inspiration.\

Charlie is 16 and begins to have feelings for Wonka, and Wonka begins to reciprocate. But will a new person in Charlie's life ruin it and cause Wonka to withdraw again? First chap is G,PG All reviews welcome

A letter to Nathan from his daughter, Claire. Follow father and daughter through their letters to each other. Originally a oneshot, but, through the requests of my reviewers, this will now be ongoing. Final chapter uploaded.

Nick's fed up with Ellis' immortality complex and intends to show him just what it means to live and to die. Rated T for some adult concepts, something that COULD be taken as slash/yaoi/homosexuality between Ellis and Nick, and cursing.

Slash, 6/5, 5/2, maybe 9/5 in future chapters. Sometimes changes are just too sudden to stand. Sometimes reality itself is too terrifying to bear. Sometimes understandings are too fearful to reveal. No matter who or what you are.

Various short stories starring various members of RED and BLU. Some can be funny, others are serious. Still others can scare you, but the one thing they all are is entertaining. Chapter 23 UP. Scout/? Centric: The Hobbit

Bumblebee's suddenly going after Mikaela with a vengence, and Sam can't figure out why. Turns out, he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Slash Sam/Bee. Sequel-ish: Last Goodbyes. Oneshot sequel

A smoker runs across a familiar face and is haunted by human memories. Completed for now, but I may write and post more depending on the reception. Slight Francis/Smoker or rather Francis/Someone who is now a Smoker

Axel didn't ask for this. He should have figured Marluxia would get him something totally perverted. And as if it wasn't bad enough, of course Marluxia left out the most important detail about it. AU. Some magical elements, some crossdressing. AkuRoku.

I bet you missed me, your friend and humble narrator. Bet you're wondering if I'm still that badiwad malchick that caused all those people O so much pain. No- I said I'll reform, and reform I shall. Dear Bog in heaven and all that cal.

After "The Great Accomplishment," Adrian Veidt begins to fall apart. He knows what he did was necessary, but he is constantly tortured by it. One woman tries to help him through his deteriorating life, but she may prove to be like the servants of pharoahs

Storyverse. Dan/Rorschach, mature, sexual themes and actions, some violence, spoilers. What happened on that fifteen hour flight to Karnak? Noncan but all takes place in a time slot left blank by Moore and Gibbons, who own these characters.IC!Ror: AU end

1981- Rorschach is showing up at Dan's home more often, making him worry extensively about his former partner. Dan's decline in mental health worries Rorschach. Will they be able to put the worry away? *Subtle DD/R - mild language/violence*

Superjail!... But before, I was muted, living life like a can opener that was stuck on a metal ridge, squeaking and going nowhere, but always having a place to go in the end. Sequel to 'Impossible'. I may have the Warden's perspective in here a little.

The REDs and BLUs have been able to fight for ages without consequences. Now with one of the BLU teams' members unable to revive and a new RED team medic who is causing rifts in REDs' dynamics could their harmless war take on a more malicious turn?

Stopping an exploding man is the least of the Petrelli brother's worries when Nathan and a weak Peter get captured and carted off to an experimentation facility. Can they pull through and can the others find and save them in time?

Sam Witwicky helped the Autobots to save Earth, he was a hero. But soon it becomes obvious that Sam has sacrificed more than anyone including himself knew. And if he lives, he might be called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice. Updated & Ongoing!

*On Hold* A bunch of slash short fics and drabbles. Mostly Mylar: MohinderSylar or Gabriel pairings. Some Plaude at the beginning. Also some other random pairings scattered about. Review if you see something you like and I might write more on it later.

The Doctor get’s ill, and the only person who can look after him is Jack! When he get's worse he, along with Jack, Rose and Mickey have to travel to another planet for the cure, only currently in that world a war is taking place. TenJack Rating may go up

The Master, hater of all things human, ends up suffering from an embarrisnly human ailment. Just a one shot about our two favourite Timelord, 10-Simm Master fluff for all of you who have a soft spot for the both of them NOT SLASH just friendship plz R R

What if the Heroes were all teenagers? What if they went to the same high school? The Hero High Series brings what if to reality. Peter and Nathan transfer to a new high school when thier father is in the hospital, but this is only the begining...

RvB. Earth is in danger once again. The New Covenant and their new allies, the Solarus, are barely holding off this threat. Who can save the universe from the coming darkness? "Corporal Leonard Church reporting for duty!"

Mohinder and Gabriel have an unexpected and quite interesting meeting in a local cafe bathroom. This is a fic based off an AIM roleplay between Mabetini and myself. It's basically Mohindriel PWP Oneshot.

Peter cleared his throat and threw a sideways glance at his brother. “It means a lot that you brought me here, Nathan.” Nathan shrugged. “It means a lot that you came.” There was a pause, and then he added, “So, are we done being sappy?”

Peter put a hand on his brother's shoulder and matched his even gaze. “Nathan. Just let me drive. Come on, I know what I'm talking about, just give me a chance to prove it. Please?” Three hours later, Peter was behind the wheel, and they were very lost.

This is a character study of Gabriel Gray in his early years, his meeting with Chandra Suresh, and his transformation into Sylar. But every change has a doubleedged sword. Hand in hand come promises of new beginnings and disasters.

Post s2 Finale 'Powerless. OneShot. If there was a hell, This was it. The idea of waiting was cruel torture. He couldn't stand it, He didn't have the strength to keep waiting. He was on the verge of storming the surgery room and demand an update.

Set after s1 finale. What really happened to Nathan after the explosion? This story follows him through til season 2, to possibly explain how and why he picked up his bad habit. Spoilers of season 2 may come up XD

NathanPeter sort of slash Summary: Everything in the world is about balance. Spoilers: How to stop an exploding man, and 4 months later. Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, or the scene at the end of last season would have gone a little differently.

SLASH, HET and SPOILERS for episode 100! Directly following episode 100, Church is beginning to break down after everything that has happend. Is he really losing his mind, or is something else happening in Blue base?

THIS USED TO BE 'IT ALL BEGAN WITH A MIND MELD' ! ! ! Spock finds himself suffering from a mysterious emotion in the presence of Captain Kirk. SLASH but not a lemon. KirkSpock. Reviews are appreciated greatly, and I'll reply and everything!

What could be worse for Mohinder than Christmas with Agent Hanson? One cup of caffeine that she's not sharing and a serial killer spreading Yuletide cheer. SylarMohinder SLASH. No lords aleaping harmed in the making. The FBI didn't fare as well.

MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.

VenomSpiderMan SLASH An ongoing series of drabbles focusing on Eddie and Peter's relationship post SpiderMan 3. What would have happened if Eddie lived? Probably not this but it's not like it stops them from doing it anyway.

Nathan watches over Peter in his comatose state wondering if he will ever hear his brother's voice or see his smile again while remembering that one incident when Peter was a child that made him realise just how much he truly meant to him. NathanxPeter

Flynn adjusts to life as a program, discusses philosophy with Ram, and wonders what an actuarial program really does while killing time in the prison block. Some coarse language and hints of preslash, as well as computer humor. Enjoy.

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy's perfectly scripted life had ended the day he and Chazz became skating partners. A look at their relationship in five drabbles. Response to the challenge: Fat. [Chazz x Jimmy, slash]

Congratulations! You are now the owner of a SPOCK! To make sure that he is a happy little Vulcan, please read and follow this instruction manual very carefully... A user's manual for Spock that may provoke laughter. Read with caution. [OneShot]

Postulation: Mix Hiro's ability to transcend time and space with Isaac's seer abilities and what do you get? One confused Peter, a sardonic Claude and this collection of oneshots. HeroesMultiCrossovers

Peter’s still unsure how he really feels because Nathan’s a politician now and Peter doesn’t know if that’s worse than when he was practicing law. -- 4 Seasons in the Petrelli Brothers lives. S1, no pairing, oneshot.

Ando understands English idioms. Some of them, because of Hiro, he knows a bit too well. AndoHiro Kind of on the slashy side, but only if you want to see it that way. RANDOM 5 AM AUTHORESS GLITCHES FIXED.

Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE

Groucho is Dr. Everett Q. Wishtison, a psychologist who's looking to make a living. His old rival Gunther Ransem is out for revenge, but with the help of his employees Julio Holigelato, Silent Bob, and Frank, he somehow survives.

Summary: Friendships are forged, but will they stand the testing? Ensign Chekov adjusts to bridge life, and gets to know his shipmates. But when disaster strikes, how will the bonds stand the strain? Chekov, Sulu, Scotty, Uhura, and the rest. Chap 6 her

I stared at Grif’s motionless body. He had come wandering into the cave and then O’Malley bashed his head in with a rock, Grif hit the ground like a koala on an unsuspecting victim. Grif's fate is discussed by Doc and O'Malley. Minor slash. GrifDoc.

[stupid, unoriginal title, I know but who cares?] Zim concocts a love potion in an attempt to take over the world, but Dib gets wind of it and tries to stop him... and why is Gir acting stranger than usual? [slash alert]

It does not come naturally to dogs to cleanly break a captured rat's neck with a shake of their head; you must train them not to gore and maul and leave alive their rodent quarry. Willard hates being alone at night in the office with Cathryn.

Ever since he came along, he could no longer ignore the hunger, the growing cravings for powers that most people only dreamed of. He knew that he had potential, he just knew it. But how could he become better?

Based on Romeo & Juliet the 60s movie version. A young Romeo and his friends plan to attend a festival, but on the day of the party, Mercutio falls ill. With Romeo's help, he finds a way to have his own fun. Oneshot.

Alastor has the life he always wanted: he's free and he can do whatever he wants, when he wants to. But after a while, Movie Land becomes a bore the glory of being a solo demon warrior begins to wear off... and the glory isn't the only thing fading away.

Have you ever wondered what things were like before everyone's favorite eccentric chocolatier built his factory? A look into the past of the young Willy Wonka: his lonely childhood, the creation of his shop, and how easy it is to fall in love... Based on