WELCOME to PULP magazine

“Have a great summer everyone, this is your editor signing off for the very last time…”

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WELCOME to PULP, MMUnion’s “student” magazine. Yes, all our contributors are students, everyone member of the team is a student, our readers (one assumes) are mostly students but

WE ARE NOT A “STUDENT MAGAZINE”

WE ARE NOT one of those weightless, soulless, shiny faced and badly dressed chronicles of tedious student speculation: aren’t noses funny; different people are weird; drugs are good aren’t they, but we shouldn’t do them because they’re bad; gosh don’t students all love binge drinking and casual sex and live in fortresses of their own filth and don’t really study but just go out to their union dressed as famous rapists and drink vodka redbull and rub up against each other…?