Every time a natural disaster hits the U.S., some religious fuck-stain spokesperson (Pat Robertson, etc.) claims it to be God's retribution for some kind of socially deviant behavior. In this spirit, "God" hates cassettes, but apparently enjoys vinyl and CDs.

After the Haiti quake, Robertson said that it was retribution from god because in the 1790's, Haitians supposedly signed a deal with the devil to get rid of the French !

It was that godless satanic negroid Touissant L'ouverture and his afro-majickk... there's no way a bunch of island negros & indigenous coloreds could have driven off an imperial army of the superior white race. Of course, it helped that they were puny Frenchmen, weakest of the Caucasoids, drunk on wine and bloated from pungent cheese no doubt.

I guess those darkies used the same magic when they stole the blues from Elvis._________________