Magical faires that piss lemonade and crap out rainbows. They also ride magical unicorns into the sunset when they are startled. If you dare piss one of them off they will take their magical sword of sugar pink kawaii overlord desu desu kitty nyan cat cat cutiepie pie and try to kill you slowly and painfully. Thankfully some females don't own these swords if you piss another female off she might ether burn into magical pink flames and burn you until will think about their feelings or they will cry rivers with you to slowly drown in if you're in a enclosed area. Best thing to do is to throw justine *COUGH* justin beiber or 1 direction pictures at them to draw them away. If that doesn't work you have to make a sacrifice and promise to follow their twitter or tumblr page. If all else fails you have to say the magical yoloswag spell to make them faint in order to get away safely. If you befriend a female you might never want to answer "Dose this dress make me fat" there is no win win situation that's how they steal your soul. Hopefully you can buy them shoes instead so they might forget what they ask you. I know they might be scary but lucky you because this is the internet and everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet there is a barrier filled with manly stuff so girls can never enter the internet hopefully it will stay this way for a long time my friend. Here this pocket book has everything you need to know about girls. In order to acquire this you must defeat the 1st level female boss Rebecca Black. She is a very powerfully beast so make sure to pack lots of mana and HP potions with you. When you get the book its only natural if you don't understand a god damn thing it says...read a sentence every 3 minutes reading it for extended times could cause seizures , commas , blindness , and even death be careful AND FOR GODS SAKE PRIVATE DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT!

If you read this whole paragraph congratulations private but knowing is only half the battle