Quotes

Alex: It's not so much Christmas that bothers me, but what it represents. You know, the stress and turmoil, the anxiety and the shopping frenzy. I mean, God forbid, we shoot for a little "Peace on Earth, goodwill to men."Johnny: You're right. We'd all be a lot better off if we just forgot about all he commercialization and looked for a little more inner peace.Alex: Yeah.Johnny: Damn, I gotta go.Alex: Go where?Johnny: To the toy store. If I don't get that new hot video game, my son is going to be devastated.Alex: What happened to forgetting commercialization and searching for inner peace?Johnny: Are you crazy – we're talking about Christmas in America.Bruce: Next thing you'll be telling me there's no such thing as Santa ClausAlex: You mean the fictional character created by New York City merchants at the turn of the century to encourage people to buy material goods?Bruce: (depressed) I can't hear this.

Bruce: What the hell is that?Johnny: Ah, I knew you were wondering. That, my man, is a turducken.Bruce: A turducken. Is that one of those chicken inside a duck inside a turkey things?Johnny: That's the one.Bruce: It's kinda freaky-looking, man. It's kind like, oh, Colonel Sanders meets Frankenstein type things.

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