Week 4 is here and I'm proud to announce that the Idiot Pool finally has its very own theme song. Kudos to Zach Halverson for putting that together. It's our version of All My Rowdy Friends.

On to the matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial Conference

BYE:

Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet

BatmansRobyn

vs

Evil Roy Slade

Bring Back Anthony Mason

vs

DougExeter

rhythm method

vs

Pleatherface

Rubdirtinittakealap

vs

Peabo Bryson

Same Sad Echo

vs

Milo Minderbinder

SponsoredByV8

vs

marmol heater

StuartScottsEye

vs

Jay Sanin

Telemundo

vs

FreemanMcNeil

SonarJose Memorial Conference

BYE:

BlackGallagher

Aaron G

vs

Cyrus the Virus

AnthonyMasonsBarber

vs

cobra, brah

JacquesLeftFeet

vs

ItlnStln

Mangini in a Bottle

vs

Girlwonder

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

vs

Erg

PostApocalypticRecSpecs

vs

Drifter

The Amazing Sneijderman

vs

DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver

ZachHalverson

vs

DingoDen

Here are the eligible NFL games:

GB

@CHI

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

TEN

@IND

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

MIA

@OAK

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

DET

@NYJ

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

TB

@PIT

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

CAR

@BAL

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

BUF

@HOU

SUN, SEP 28

1:00 PM

JAX

@SD

SUN, SEP 28

4:05 PM

ATL

@MIN

SUN, SEP 28

4:25 PM

PHI

@SF

SUN, SEP 28

4:25 PM

NO

@DAL

SUN, SEP 28

8:30 PM

NE

@KC

MON, SEP 29

8:30 PM

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And here are the rules to remember for sending in your picks, you idiots:

1. Pick 10 games.2. Pick ONE winner from each of those 10 games.3. Do not pick the same game twice.4. Do not pick the Thursday game.5. Do not pick a team that is on a bye week. They cannot help you.6. You must pick the NE-KC Monday nighter.7. Send me your picks, preferably by Twitter DM, in this format: CIN GB DAL NE NO PHI IND SF CAR CHI. No commas, no editorials, using the abbreviations as listed in the schedule above. That's all I ask.8. I hate you.

Enjoy the games, even after tomorrow when we find out that J.J. Watt trades blood diamonds for Russian teenagers.