]]>In the upcoming iPhone Celebrity Bodyguard, you play bodyguard to one of three parody celebrities, escorting them across a red carpet and killing anyone who tries to stalk them (or, just gets too close). It isn’t much more complex than that, just simple cartoon violence and soon-to-be-dated pop culture references. Fun! No, seriously, it really looks fun. Now, I don’t have an iPhone myself, so this is meaningless to me aside from the fact that it’s basically a 2D/Flash clone of a mini game from Saints Row 2, but if you happen to like being spied on by AT&T or overcharged by Verizon, this might be a decent way to pass the time between service outages.

Celebrity Bodyguard has no release date but they’re claiming ‘soon. very soon.’, so keep your eyes peeled for more news. It’ll be available for iPhone and iPad.