Florida man tells cops masturbation, loud music to blame for rampage

Deputies say 25-year-old William Timothy Anderson Thomas went on a destructive rampage after too much masturbation and music. (Pinellas County Sheriff's Office)

Deputies say a Florida man who was caught vandalizing property blamed the rampage on too much masturbating and loud music, a combination that made him feel like "going out and destroying stuff," according to WFLA.

William Timothy Anderson Thomas, 25, was allegedly found shirtless and covered in dirt outside a Largo home on Friday. Deputies say they found a trailer with a flat tire, a broken window, a smashed mailbox, a wrecked real estate sign and a destroyed garden angel in his wake.

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When questioning Thomas about the destruction, deputies say he told them that he felt like causing a ruckus after listening to loud music and masturbating.

Pinellas County Jail records show Thomas was charged with burglary and criminal mischief. He's currently awaiting trial.