Sit DOWN Zeta

Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep.

Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Her new movie is called The Rebound. I haven't seen it but going from the trailer it doesn't seem like she's breaking that streak any time soon.

But that's not all. In a new interview with OK! Magazine, Zeta also insists she doesn't diet. She also sees herself as a "broad" girl.

What???

Indeed. She uses the word "broad":

“I find this wave of super-skinny women scary. I’m not going to lie to you, I’ve got to drag myself down to the gym like everybody else. But I look at the red carpet sometimes and it’s like a pageant.I’m quite a broad girl, not at all delicate. I watch what I eat to stay in shape, but I’m against diets. I eat when I’m hungry, three meals a day.”

Zeta is THIN. She's even thin for Posh. So no. There is no "broad" happening here. What there is is another dumbass fronting like she actually eats. Please.