Avril plans to cover Nickleback and remind you how phony their engagement is

Thankfully Ryan Gosling, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Alex Trebek and Beau Mirchoff (as well as our master boss in chief, Mr JoBlo himself) were gifted to the world from the land of America's Hat, Canada. Unfortunately, we've had to make a deal with the devil, eh? Seems as if this whole romance between Avril Lavigne, Canada's Alanis-lite and Nickelsuck's lead singer, Chad Kroeger might not be selling their purported engagement as realistically as they could be. Look at the body language in these pictures as the two run errands together in Los Angeles the other day. Then factor in that it's just been announced that Avril will be covering Nickelback's "How You Remind Me," for the soundtrack of an anime movie called ONE PIECE FILM Z. (I'm not even going to get into my ire over her also covering Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation" for the movie as well.) What says true love more than opportunistic career deals and money made from those gullible Asians. That last sentence will surely cause everyone to raise a ruckus over how I must be racist against an entire group of people who aren't remotely related and am slapping a generic label on the whole loving crappy pop music jazz, but hey... this IS an article about Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger and their "love."

Here's the body language low-down. She's walking in front of him, clearly the one on display and doesn't seem concerned at all that he's behind her, as she flips her hair as if he's not there. He's looking at the ground, not at her ass or around in a protective manner. Looking down is also a sign of having recently been chastised or showing a sense of personal insecurity. Both of his hands are in his front pockets, showing that he's closed off and protecting himself. So... when am I supposed to believe these two are actually "together"?