"Queen of Soul"? I knew Aretha had died a year and a half ago and Etta a fair bit earlier, but I hadn't heard the crown had passed to a white Welsh woman especially with Dionne Warwick still on the go.

This nation brought the world television, the steam engine, golf, whisky, penicillin, & of course the deep-fried Mars bar. It is great being Scottish.

War Hero

She came willing, no black nasty required & she did disgusting things to me first.
It was not a dingy room but a premier inn & she had a full breakfast twice.

I did tell her I was a record producer but she got upset when said it was for the longest turd recorded in the naafi toilets at SEME, She even let me take gash pictures that went on razzle - readers girlfriends.*

NOTE: Who is she, Oh she is famous, album to promote, sales dipping?

I'm not mad just eccentric, the Army said I was unique & still let me play with guns!
The MoD let me play with explosives & I still passed DV & SC and I have a certificate to say i am sane!

LE

"You got me begging you for mercy
Why won't you release me
You got me begging you for mercy
Why won't you release me
I said release me"

Almost like she knew what her future was

Three Active Blocked Arrsers
1/ 184461 - Believing the X-files was a documentary series
2/ Gray Fox - Being a Nazi (which is rather bad for a Russian)
3/ John_g - Can start an argument in an empty room (which is probably empty as everyone saw him coming)

MIA

I was thinking of helping this poor wee lassie by emailing Priti Patel and asking her why no police investigation had been launched in view of the seriousness of this incident, but maybe cops don't look at gash LPs.