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Please remember the rules of the thread: No debating.

As for the rest of you: Excellent work! (So good, in fact, that I fear the mods will move this thread to the "Creativity" section.)

You brought out the big guns right away: puppy dog eyes, an adorable kitten, and food bribes. Ha! Take that, Cyan! Surely, they are already feeling the pressure. No time to let up, now. Keep up the good work!

Please make the bad man go away, he doesn't want you to give me my pony. My pony would be special, and I would really love my pony, so I think you should give me my pony. I know you are having trouble finding a pony, and finding me a pony means you won't be able to find badgers and voles for other people, but I am special, just like my pony, so please, give me my pony. I will really like you if you do. Thank you. Oh, and bring the Bodger back, he made me laugh.

Cool! A land with a pony! good idea Zardoz, but the suggestions forum has some other threads for ideas about ponies.

(jk! I adore Zardoz's repartee and wit, and would abhor any statement that might keep Zardoz from posting...it was truly ust a joke.)

So to plead and whine in the suggested proper fashion: (ahem)

PUHLEESE BRING BACK URU ONLINE, IN ANY FORM OR STYLE! I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO CONVINCE CYAN OF HOW NEEDY I AM, AND TO TRY TO GET THE "NAME-UNKNOWN EMPLOYEE WHO HOLDS SOME VITAL PERTINENT INFORMATION "TO TAKE PITY ON MEEEEEEE!
PLEAASE CYAN!! I AM LOOSING SLEEP BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO URU ONLINE! I USED TO GO TO THE CAVERN AND SIT ON THE ROPE BRIDGE AND DAYDREAM A LITTLE, AND BEFORE I LOGGED OFF PEOPLE ONLINE WOULD SAY 'GOOD NIGHT TODONI!' AND THEN I COULD GO TO SLEEP, FEELING ALL WARM AND COZY! I HAVENT SLEPT WELL IN OVER A YEAR!!!!!

(Do we have an emote for tears? Emotes seem to be disabled for me right now. Also must be because we do not have Uru online. )

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I have heard that there is one wrangler who could give me my pony, but she is busy. Please, Ms. Wrangler, please stop your work and let me have my pony. I will take good care of my pony, I promise. I know your family needs you, but my pony needs me, too. My pony is special, there are no ponies like my pony, and I am special too, so my pony and me together are really special. So, Ms. Wrangler, please let me have my pony. Thank you.

And to the ex-Cyan employee working on our priceless Uru code, I'll gladly provide you with a six pack of Red Bull for you to drink every evening. Since you won't be able to sleep you'll have an additional eight hours a day to work!

My backscratcher has done lost its fingers .....Of course, I've used it on my head as well, reading these posts, but that is another issue...Open Source'm or I'm spending money on a backyard spa with or without massaging fingers...or messaging, if you will, and asking everyone over EXCEPT you

Common People the last time we banned together we got Gametap to change their policies exclusively for us the Myst Community. Uru will survive but unless its being run in a way that can be considered (shall we say Kosher) everybody is not gonna be able to get back in to the Caverns

We did it before,why should this be different?

Observation........it seems that Cyan has created something that has become much bigger then any one person...........had anticipated, and the entire community is being held up by one person.

And not even so much as a ransom note.

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