Standard tuning, No capo needed
E|A|D|G|B|e
Eb5:x|6|8|8|x|x
Ab5:4|6|6|x|x|x
Cm :x|3|6|6|5|3
Ab :4|7|7|6|4|4
Eb :x|6|8|8|8|6
INTRO:
Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5Eb5
Missed my alarm clock ringing
Woke up, telephone screaming
Ab5Eb5
Boss man singing his same old song
Eb5
Drove in late about an hour
No cup of coffee, no shower
Ab5Eb5
Walk of shame with two different shoes on
Cm
Now it is poor me, why me, oh me
Ab
Boring the same old worn out blah, blah story
EbBb
There's no good explanation for it at all
Eb
Ain't no rhyme or reason
Bb
No complicated meaning
Cm
Ain't no need to over think it
AbBb
Let go laughing
Eb
Life don't go quite like you planned it
Bb
We try so hard to understand it
CmBb
The Irrefutable, indisputable
Ab (N.C.) Eb5
Fact is psssh it happens
Eb5
My trusty rusty had a flat
I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac
Ab5
I'll be right back
Eb5
Going down to Wally World
Eb5
That yellow light turned red too quickly
Knew that truck the moment it hit me
Ab5Eb5
Out stepped my ex and his new girl
(Spoken)'Sorry 'bout your neck baby'
Cm
Now it is poor me, why me, oh me
Ab
Boring the same old worn out blah, blah story
EbBb
There's no good explanation for it at all
Eb
Ain't no rhyme or reason
Bb
No complicated meaning
Cm
Ain't no need to over think it
AbBb
Let go laughing
Eb
Life don't go quite like you planned it
Bb
We try so hard to understand it
CmBb
The Irrefutable, indisputable
AbCm
Fact is it happens
Cm|Ab|Eb|BbEb
Ain't no rhyme or reason
Bb
No complicated meaning
Cm
Ain't no need to over think it
Ab(N.C) Bb
Let go laughing
Eb
Life don't go quite like you planned it
Bb
We try so hard to understand it
CmBb
The Irrefutable, indisputable
Ab
Fact is
CmBb
Oh, the irrefutable, indisputable
CmBb
Absoluteable, totally beautiful
Ab (N.C.) Eb5
Fact is psssh it happens