Kim Kardashian Continues Her Cleavage-Centric Figure-Flaunting Parade, World Remains Dazzled by Her Assets

In case you hadn’t picked up on any of her previous clues, Kim Kardashian wants you to be aware that she is extremely excited about her body right now and is prepared to show it off in a variety of ways. Would you like to see her in a bikini? She’s here for that, from an assortment of angles. Wondering how her sideboob looks in a swimsuit-turned-bodysuit? Wonder no more. How about an update on her rear view? Well, that’s what high-waisted jeans are for.

FilmMagic; Inset: Courtesy Kim Kardashian; Splash; Getty

And in case you had picked up on the hints but hadn’t thought about Kim’s post-baby body in like, forty minutes, she’s ensuring that you remedy that immediately in her latest lineup of figure-flaunting ensembles. At Tennessee’s Bonnaroo music festival (far left), she gave a window into her torso situation by wearing a very tight, very sheer tank over a plunging nude bra tucked into J Brand white skinnies. Then for Father’s Day (center) she opted for a more “brunch formal” ensemble of baby-pink curve-enhancing bodysuit and high-waisted army green pencil skirt.

Finally, she took the girls out on the town in a super-plunging, super-revealing black jumpsuit with a tuxedo blazer and no bra, plus nude heels and some sky-high hair. And though Kim’s no stranger to cleavage-showcasing ensembles, she was snapped holding her jacket together in nearly every photo — a telltale sign of concern that her jumpsuit in motion might result in a nip slip. Pro tip from PEOPLE StyleWatch to any other girls attempting this same maneuver: If you don’t feel like everything is secure before leaving your house, either double down on the double-stick tape or opt for a less dangerous dress.

So we can all safely say we’ve been keeping up with the very latest events in Kardashian kleavage. Everyone finished taking notes? Any comments? Share them below.

Trash that has no class at all..In about 10 years from now North will say mom look at theses pictures i found of you,She will say these people hate me and our family so i needed to let my bad boys out so they say bad things about me.North would say i hope you are glad b#it#h now all my friends think you are trash.

Dianne
on June 17th, 2014

does she ever get tired of worshipping her own body, geez, this woman is pathetic

sara
on June 17th, 2014

Kendell is taking away Kim’s attention so Kim has to figure out how to take back all the attention so she has to almost show her boobs. Kendell and Kylie are so much prettier than Kim. Kendall is modeling for top agencies and Kim’s jealous.

floormodel
on June 17th, 2014

she no longer looks like herself now she looks like a male Kim Kardashian impersonator.

isa
on June 17th, 2014

She is so pathetic, it’s sad.

Bhavana
on June 17th, 2014

She’s a beautiful woman, but she should stop showing so much of herself. If she was on the beach I could understand, but just going about her everyday routine does not require so much cleavage. Who’s she trying to impress? She already got her man.

Foxtrotter
on June 17th, 2014

This woman has millions. She could be doing so much good in the world yet she offers nothing back to the world except her arrogance.

Sue
on June 17th, 2014

She is so desperate for attention….it’s so sad. Maybe she should spend more of that time on her kid…

KD
on June 17th, 2014

She and the rest of her family are such a joke… her boobs are not even that nice, not even big at all. H*ell my tits are three times the size of hers and you don’t see me trying to show the world.