Poll: Would You Rather Wear Zombie Shoes Or 5 Finger Shoes?

I mean, let’s be honest, they’re essentially identical right? Except that the zombie shoes are free-er and more alive in a gangrenous, dead kind of way? If you want to hunt down the zombie soles, you can learn more about them here. If you want to buy five finger shoes I refuse to help you in that strange endeavor, and I think you’re a freak. Please do not let that impact your voting decision on the poll.