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In the wee hours of morning day two I walked to the port-a-potties in lot 7. There was only one other girl waiting to use one when I got there. She was opening every single door and dramatically slamming it with disgust. I asked her, "what's the deal? is there vomit everywhere or something?". She says without missing a beat, "It's just, like, I don't think they flush!".

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Originally Posted by sunijay

In the wee hours of morning day two I walked to the port-a-potties in lot 7. There was only one other girl waiting to use one when I got there. She was opening every single door and dramatically slamming it with disgust. I asked her, "what's the deal? is there vomit everywhere or something?". She says without missing a beat, "It's just, like, I don't think they flush!".

Girls were freaking out like this Thursday morning with the port-o-potties waiting to get into camping. I couldn't help but laugh & think that they were only going to get worse...

Originally Posted by alpha_q_up

a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness

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Originally Posted by sunijay

In the wee hours of morning day two I walked to the port-a-potties in lot 7. There was only one other girl waiting to use one when I got there. She was opening every single door and dramatically slamming it with disgust. I asked her, "what's the deal? is there vomit everywhere or something?". She says without missing a beat, "It's just, like, I don't think they flush!".

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they only cray cray thing i saw was during mgmt. my friend and i were on the left side of the soundboard. the crowd in front of us was a bit thick, and as a few people parted, i saw a guy laying on the ground. at first i couldn't tell if he was just waiting for foster the shithole or if he needed help. a girl came back to us and asked for water for the guy, which we gladly gave up. security was there, putting up X's to get the band to stop playing. all of a sudden dude woke up, and like a screaming jet ran full speed away from the stage. truly bizarre.

Originally Posted by canexplain

If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....

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A fight erupting between two drugged out girls as the Calvin Harris playlist came to an end, apparently realizing that the good times were really over for good. The crowd wasn't sure whether to break it up, or try to rage to it. I just wanted access into the beer gardens, but the potential of blood had patches of hair sprouting up all over my body, the martianic rays from the recent blood moon amplifying the general hate thirst of myself and everyone around me. Good times.

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The girl fight that almost erupted by the ferris wheel weekend one, day one. One female innocently bumped into another young lady and it was on! Girl cussed her out ran after her and started swinging and going for the all to familiar hair pull. two guys pulled then apart and the next thing i heard was someone saying "Happy Coachella".
The other was during Capital Cities this couple next to me sparked up a joint and and the guy said to the woman as she took a huge hit from the joint "You get cancer, i just wanna get high" as he grabbed her and planted his mouth around hers and shot gunned the smoke.

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A girl was seriously and violently backing her ass up on some guy in the beer garden during Calvin Harris' set. The guy was just standing there looking on with his arms crossed while the girl works his crotch, we assumed that was his girl but minutes after an intense round of ass grinding, homeboy says to the girl "please stop and leave" and she does so without batting an eyelash and never comes back.

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Originally Posted by billtino

I walked around Friday (W2) with my slightly super friends, most of the early afternoon. Maybe you saw us. That is, until I got a irritated with someone in the group and ventured solo for a bit until we regrouped at Speaker A6 for Ellie Goulding. I was getting hi fives at random locations & just as many "that's gotta be a NARC" looks in the Sahara before this moment. So some guy yells out "YEAH SUPERMAN!!!" from 40 ft away and I put out my fist to fist bump the guy. As he fist bumps me he says, "Shit's weak bro..."
At first I wanted to say something back in return but then I thought, what if I was him, seeing some random jack ass wearing that, cape waving in the wind, waiting to see Ellie Goulding w/o the rest of my crew...I'd probably feel the same way. So I just kept on grinding my teeth

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Originally Posted by dillycup

While leaving the fest Monday morning, one of the red shirt coachella mountees got on my case about not leaving and told us to leave the grounds and that we were on private property and he could have us towed. After his second go around after hassling some other campers, i was already done packing waiting for the two other cars in our group to cram shit in their car as i kick back with the last beer of coachella. The coachella "rent a horse cop" decided he would go ahead and prod our group again during which i let him know in the most polite way possible to fuck off, he got mad and stood at our campsite staring to make us hurry. I whispered to my friend to hide his stash because this could be one of those chella drug sniffing horses, while making eye contact with the sunglassed red shirt wearing meathead.

Of course, he was not going to be belittled by a whispering coachella punk, so he got his drug sniffing equestrian right in my face and said "what was that? i couldnt hear you"
Me: "thats because i wasnt talking to you"
Mountee: "well you have a bad fuckin attitude you should be helping your friends pack"
Me : "its their car, they will pack it, and nothing you can say will make me put down my beer and help"
(drug sniffing beast still in my face)
Mountee: "listen smartass, you need to put down your beer and get off your high horse"
Me: (hysterical laughing) "you are the one on the fucking horse"

I believe the mountee may have accused me of not understanding expression or analogies which is also dumb as fuck. But i cant be sure, i had never had someone on a horse tell me to get off a high horse, have any of you?

talk about a pot shoving a kettle up its own ass. jesus some dudes get their damn heads ballooned with power

Monday morning weekend 2 a complete dickhead in a golf cart gave my crew shit for no reason. Some Aussies decided to leave us all their camping supplies because we helped them jump their car. So after taking down most of our site we went over to theirs (a few spots down) and began taking down the canopy and one of the tents.

Within a few minutes, some schmuck on a golfcart comes up and says something like "are you guys scavenging?", veryyy menacing. We go no no, we helped some aussies yada yada. He goes "scavengering is not allowed, you guys need to leave, you have 2 minutes". I was dumbfounded. What? 2 minutes? He zooms off on his cart. Fucker. We take down the rest of the stuff, he comes back 5 minutes later and says "ok guys, pack it up, enough" and zooms back away. What a dick. Give a guy a golfcart or a horse and they think they are king of the fucking world.

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Last year our whole crew was heading back to our house rental across the street. We were all hammered as usual, some of us were on bikes and some were walking. A couple of us on our bikes were riding slow, riding in circles and zig zagging in the street to not ditch those walking...then one of the girls (sooo drunk) goes to circle around the group like she'd been doing, turns the handle bars too much and SMACK! Face plants on the cement. We all rush over to get the bike off of her and pick her up and then the first thing said-is my buddy Adam "Hey, if your not going to be riding anymore can I use your bike?!"

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I have done that exact same thing. I was in Dublin and was zigzagging through the poles that stop cars from entering the pedestrian area. I lost control and never even took my hands off the handlebars. My face took the full impact. Good times!

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Originally Posted by algunz

I have done that exact same thing. I was in Dublin and was zigzagging through the poles that stop cars from entering the pedestrian area. I lost control and never even took my hands off the handlebars. My face took the full impact. Good times!

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A lot of people fly in. We had a couple from Colorado in the next site over (Gave us bud n Booze, so my friend took the bud, and I took the booze). The Canadians behind us left a case of bud light and a bunch of gatorade. That's just two small groups. If we'd gone camp to camp? You do the numbers. No one is going to take a case of beer on an airplane.

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At the back of Sahara during start of Alesso. A narc sees my friend getting some contraband in her purse for us, he walks over to both of us, puts his arms around both of us and says. "Do you know where I can buy Molly?" With her purse still open and dominos in clear sight, we both shake our heads "NOPE...." He smiles and keeps on patrolling on to the next group.