What the fuck. There are no words left to adequately describe the surreal batshittery of Donald Trump being president. I mean, it's fascinating, but only in the way a terrorist incident involving a giant satanic octopus would be fascinating.

Apparently he didn't do so good at that fancy school in Switzerland he went toDidn't even get the equivalent of a O-level.But is he very good with those army knives.And he likes chocolate, and can tell the time, and yodel.