Listen To Us Nowruz & Believe Us Later

1. It literally means “New Day.” And if you’re a person for whom the promise of one of those doesn’t exist, all we can say is: It must be nice. Give us yours, then.

2. It’s actually a celebration of First Day of Spring for the Northern Hemisphere, and it’s 3,000 years old, celebrated by all kinds of different people (not just ones that give #MAGA dicks heart attacks), secular and religious alike.