RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!! Surprise!! The Kraken is this weeks Foolishness mascot! (Cato Kaelin wanted too much money.)
And what wasn’t a surprise this week? Why, the great blog posts of course! Here‘s some of what I saw…
In a classic case of “better him than me”, Brain Rants researched the types of people who poop. Benzeknees started taking an online class, and AFrankAngle put up a great piece On Compassion.
Thanks to them and all of you for more spectacular reading!

And then there was the question of last time’s poll. Or rather, last time’s poll question, where we asked How will you celebrate Tuesday’s? And wow, the party never stops with you guys! Here’s what you said. (As always, my comments are wearing a lampshade in italics.)

Reading Benzeknees! Elyse 54.5(I recommend starting with her palms, moving to her aura, then the bumps on her head…)I, King Julian – oh wait Im not King Julian..that could be a problem.. LizzieC(Or it could be the solution!!!)All of the above, naturally (Kanerva)(A pity this answer wasn’t before the Computer Sex one below.)not killing anyone.(Then what will we eat for the celebratory meal?)By having a hamburger and paying you next tuesday – John Phillips(You’re such a sweet pea!)With copious amounts of the sweet, sweet cheeba!(Sonny Chiba?)by not forgetting to celebrate every Tuesday. Here’s to Tuesdays! :)(Wait – Every Tuesday??? We’re gonna need more chips…)Visiting every business that is closed on Monday. SilkPurseProductions(Please tell me you didn’t eat at Fridays.)You know I’ll be knitting, so I have checked that one. Ha! (Stacy)(And here I was thinking it was my comments that had people in stitches…)By reminding myself it’s only 3 days til Friday! SnaaapALongG(Friday’s are boring. TUESDAY!!!!)a celebratory nap! hang on I have one of those very day..butimbeautiful(You’re going to need a nap to recover from all those naps!)Help Guap build Guapolianville for his model train Linda Vernon(In 1:86 scale, I think their daylong celebration is about 17 minutes…)having sex on the keyboard and posting the results on my blog? Wife optional. (I thought the keyboard liked to be on top?)Thinking “why the fuck am I celebrating on a school night!” Elyse 54.5(Because what’s going to school without a hangover?)
(Please tell me that wasn’t just me…)Preparing for that damn camel and his hump~Addie(It’s always the quiet ones…)Having a drink with hopes for Tuesday Foolishness (Frank)(Have a few more, and believe me, the Foolishness will happen.)Eating tacos and drinking Tequila. I’m practicing for Tuesday tonight! ~Maddie(Like they say, Live every day like it’s Tuesday.)Make every tuesday FAT tuesday. Maggie O.C.(Wouldn’t that make every Wednesday through Monday Lent?)Tickle Me Tuesday, of course! –Benzeknees(Oh god! It’s like the office xmas party all over again!)Performing my morning ablutions at my office desk; floss, moisturize, nose hair.(I use pomegranate juice to moisturize my nose hair. But I’ve never flossed it.)With a keg, as is right and proper for every celebration. (thematticuskingdom)(WE HAVE A WINNER!!!)with a bottle of vodka hiding from the world. Tuesdays suck. (thematticuskingdom)(Of course it sucks. You’re supposed to be using a keg.)PMAO… Honestly, I don’t have a job, so I forget what day it is…(Funny, I have a job and keep forgetting who I am…)sitting at my computer, drinking, and wondering why I’m still alone – Twindaddy(Sounds like you’re having two Mondays and moving straight to Wednesday.)Drinking like it’s Friday, then feeling guilty like it’s Saturday. Kayjai(Now you can sleep it off at work like it’s Monday!)Getting fucking drunk. I may even wait until after work! –NotAPunkRocker(I’ve found meetings to be much more fun when I start drinking early.)

Congratulations to DJ Matticus for this weeks winning answer, an answer after my own heart. And from the offered choices, the most popular was a tie between Thanking everything it’s not Monday and Pre-humpday knitting party!!!. So congratulations to all of you that I clearly don’t understand.This week, we continue to enjoy the new year in all its youth. Something else that reminds us of youth is that childhood classic, the See and Say. But it’s a very old toy, and some of the entries could probably do with an update. Well, that’s this weeks poll.
Answer as often as you like, up to 3 Other answers. This one closes ate 2359 EST, on Wednesday, 22 Jan. Because I’m going to try and put the next one up next Friday. And if you do leave an Other answer, leave a way to ID you and I’ll link back next week.

Well, that brings us to the almost end. But before we get tot the very end, I’ll leave you with these…
First, how about a little Muppets?.
And finally, MUPPETS!!!
And that’s the end, but I hope your own Foolishness lives on. Have a great week everyone!

I love that someone said “Performing my morning ablutions.” Now that’s a phrase you don’t hear much anymore. Kind of like taking one’s “morning constitution.” But there was no name listed after the comment. Was it Laura Ingalls Wilder, perhaps?…

Very excited about the movie, the last one was one of the few times I went to the cinema. I go more often in Thailand every two years (they have quilts and pillows and reclining seats – it’s the only way to watch a movie)

Z: Well, do you have it?
Q: These nippers will also remote control the Ferrari, and turn any vegetable shavings into a delicious smoothie.

Oooh – you could be my nemesis! Our battle could have its roots when, as childhood friends, I let you practice on me when you first entered hairstyle academy.
After that terrible feathering that mentally scarred me, I swore revenge, and kicked all the plants in your flowerbed!
And it’s been escalating ever since…

The cow says: Do you realize that very early on in recorded history, your ancestors caught one of my ancestors and since that time millennia ago, you have kept my family in pens and eaten every single one of us? I mean, hunting is okay, we prey animals expect that, but to keep making us have new cows just so you can eating the same cow over and over again, does that really seem fair to you?

You just posted a Foreigner song for cryin’ out loud! If you had slapped a lame-o Starship song on top of that, the tsunami of un-follows would have caused a breeze through your keyboard. Get ahold of yourself, man.

Don’t make we break out Luther Wright and the Wrongs bluegrass cover of Dark Side Of The Moon to prove my credentials.
(It’s almost, but not quite the nuclear option.)
(I may in fact have used that already somewhere here.)

By the way…I’m leaving in an hour or so for a delicioso bacon/blue cheese burger at Schnipper’s Quality Kitchen. Then off to the theater where I will belch beef fumes at the person sitting in front of me.

I woke up this morning thinking, Hurray! It’s Friday which means it’s time for Friday Foolishness! And then I thought my life would be perfect if only Guap would start including a mascot on Friday Foolishness. And then I thought what if that mascot was Cato Kaelin! My life would be perfect!!!!!!. But sadly missed it by that much! Kraken is good too though — if you can’t have Cato, that is.

(jumping up & down & twirling around) I got mentioned in Guap’s post! I got mentioned in Guap’s post! Thanks for the mention Guaps, I love it! Hope this week was a better one for you & TMWGITU, have a hug – you deserve one!

I would like to know where some of this stuff, like that title, comes from.
So I could send it back, seal the door behind me, and turn this blog into the Adventures in Accounting homage like I planned. ;)

Exile On Paine Street recommended this blog, so I thought I’d check it out-
Seriously, is everyone here on adderall? WTF? I’m exhausted! This is the most hyper group of muthafuckas I have ever read, and I have a kid with ADHD who talks until I’m comatose.
Or maybe it’s because I just posted my most depressing post ever- but I suddenly feel the need to Break Bad and go cook some meth in my garage before I can even, like, engage here.
But it’s all good. Next time, I’ll just eat something ahead of time. And hydrate. Because a lot of my fave bloggers are playing here, so it must be good.
And ix-nay on the awesomesauce. That’s very 2013.
2014 is the Year of the “douchecanoe.”

Hey I didn’t know that you had started regular postings again, I haven’t had one glimpse of anything of yours in my reader in ages, not since the surfing post :(

I am pleased to see the return of these awesome polls Guap and I am sorry that I missed it, I won’t miss this one though :) Now what can I think of that a Cow might say? No not that one, I mean the udder :) lol

Omg, as if I needed something ELSE to look forward to on Fridays. This was great! Your comments to the poll responses are absolutely hilarious, and I can’t wait to check out those links you posted. But for now, my body needs sleep!

Hahaha so glad the foolishness is back – you see i voted? I meant to add to that..um but I totally forgot what it was ..dammit. ok well I am putting foolishness back on my calendar with a reminder notification 10 mins before …again lol.. Yay! Have a great weekend and ..hi to TMWGITU :-)

Dude, I don’t totally know what is going on in here, but I laughed and was surprised, and those are two things I love. I voted on the poll, and went for the obvious pun, because puns are awesome. Plus you have great friends.

Also, I have to echo Samara’s comment above. 2014 is definitely the Year of the Douchecanoe.