The Iron Man 2 Teaser Trailer Is THE Summer Movie Hotness. Le DUH.

I don’t know about you, but last night I had a rather delicious filet mignon at my office’s holiday dinner party, then I came home, and then I promptly shat my nerd pants. Why? Because the Iron Man 2 teaser trailer dropped last night, and it’s so damn good that you don’t even have to be a nerd to lose your shit over it. Being a nerd naturally helps, but it’s really over just a difference of whether you poop your pants a lot or your poop your pants even more than that. Don’t believe me? Just click the poster below and experience the the hotness, but be sure you’ve got an adult diaper on:

Everything about this trailer’s obviously the best, but I love how they’re sure to include a moment of Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow’s utterly delicious screwball chemistry. It makes me think of Iron Man 2 as His Girl Friday, but with robots and explosions and weird facial hair, so basically perfect.

Still, as much as it’s impossible to not love the Iron Man 2 teaser trailer, I’m willing to bet there’s at least one person that is not one of Iron Man 2‘s fans:

But that’s just a guess.

PS: Did you know that if you misspell Terrence Howard’s name and Google image search “Terrance Howard,” there’s full-frontal Terrence on the very first page? The first page! I don’t want to sound like Polly Prudence over here, but that’s the Google image search equivalent of introducing yourself and then asking people to shake your penis. TOO SOON, INTERNET!

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