Dr Ralph. PhUn. Psychiatrist

Over the last few weeks I have been collecting the weirdest of Top Searches in my dashboard and these are some of what WordPress gave to me :

Crowned knickers

All landmarks of a British Passport

Nipple cuppings

Family jewels castration

Hidden big nipple camera

Uncle RalphΒ in Bahamas

Thumbs up penthouse

Small floppy breasts

&

My sister with a mini skirt front of me

What did I do to get these Top Searches in my Dashboard ??

I need to find answers and fast….. so

Because of theseΒ idiotic weird words I took a crash course in psychiatry at the Bluefish Way School of Psychiatry where I studied the Works of Fried chips and crisps. I worked tirelessly for about 5 seconds and gave myself a doctorate of psychiatry and letters after my name. So I am Dr Ralph. PhUn fun . I have opened my practice in downtown Bluefish Way

Lie down here and tell me all about it.

So come on in !!

Lie down here !!

Comfy ?? A pillow ??

Have you got crowned knicker problems or something that you need to get off your chest ??

Then tell Dr Ralph. PhUn. all about it π

Sorry, no magazines !! So while you are waiting to see Dr Ralph. PhUn. please click on the meditation fish tank and feed the fish

59 Comments on “Dr Ralph. PhUn. Psychiatrist”

Hi Gallivanta. Dying laughing is part of the extras package that this practice offers. Please see Nurse Sleepalot on your way out for your next appointment. Thank you for coming. Dr Ralph. PhUn xox π

Hi Tracy. I have studied the Works of Fried extensively and find no mention of crowned knickers. It must be a new illness that some women have. I will have to delve deeply into this and do more research. This could be serious. π Dr Ralph. PhUn xox π

I had a dream last night. Can you help me interpret it?
Flopped on a red velvet couch, on a plane to the islands.. In my left hand: a British passport of the queen; in my right: a cup of jewels. I blink and find myself on a penthouse balcony taking pictures of a cat. ??

For those who are not participating, as well as my non-stop medical duties, I receive photographs & jokes some of which are very naughty but fun and I pass them on to about 10 friends. If you want to be put on my mailing list ….. tell me !!

A short while ago I got your post and something else mixed up. You see I am already mixed up and cleary in need of a shrink. But it seems to me that you apparently are the shrink for me even though long distance by thousands of miles. So where in the same hill did I see all those wonderful photos? I shall return to this very site and look for whatever it is that has every in stitches. Oops I hope not in stitches since you are the shrink and not the surgeon.

I am on your list for funny emails,.etc. Please keep me on the list even though I don’t always acknowledge them. ~yvonne~ XXX π

There is no end to your ideas for PhUN. From crowned undies to matching fish and couch, I’m getting very sleepy. What did you put in that glass of water? What’s that spicket looking thingy coming from the fish tank? Dr. Ra…. glub, zglub zz glz. oh oh! I’m sorry, what was I just saying? I feel so rested like I’ve been asleep, but it was so much PhUN, and I have this weird feeling that I’ve told you more that I remember telling. tee heee I just feel so giddy. Thanks Dr. PhUnny. I see a lot of people he he he he in the waiting room, right here through the fish tank hahaha. Actually I can hear them Dr. PHUn They couldn’t hear… teeee heeee no, of course they,.. Who ARE all those ladies? heee heee hheeee Bye bye, Dr. Ralph No, I don’t need any help walking out. I’m feeling fine. he he he teeee heee π

I am so pleased that lost your sanity in the meditation fish tank MVBF Marsha. More work for me to do with you π Please make your next appointment with Nurse Sleepalot ……. oh, you’ve gone !! Never mind. Dr Ralph. PhUn xox π

I know that there are some weird people out there that have somehow happened to have ended up with their searches on my blog. I was hoping to get them into my practice for therapy ………… maybe they have already commented π Dr Ralph. PhUn xox π

Autumn Jade, my friend, where have you been hiding? Oh. I know. You have just come out of hibernating for the winter. I hope you are eating sufficient fodder from other blogs and it is lovely to see you out and about again. Your comment must have been your shortest ever ………. you do need my help !! π Please make an appointment with Nurse Sleepalot, but keep it short as she is due her nap. Dr Ralph. PhUn xox π

Aloha dear Ralph! It is so exquisite to be chatting with you again, dear matie. I fear I was away because of illness. I usually do not get sick, it was peculiar. Much improved now. Winds have shifted, welcoming summer and hurricane season! Arg!

Yes, I do believe that was my shortest. Great white….just two words for the body of the thing. I did not know I was capable of such!

To be gamboling and cursitating about your brilliant blog is the best therapy of all, dear Dr Ralph PhUn. Many grinning cheers,

Oh. Autumn Jade. My friend. I am so sorry to hear that you were poorly, but I am so glad to see your return is full of your normal wit and wisdom. So prime your pistols of words and I am standing by in anticipation. Big hug. Dr Ralph. PhUn xox π

I’d definitely feel healed after a session with you. Your blog is already healing! So with tears in my eyes & a stomach ache from all the laughter, I wish you a good night!
God bless your sense of humor!

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