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Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien

The Pentagon announced plans to build new long-range weapons as a deterrent to China. Unfortunately, we don't have any factories left in this country so the weapons will be built in China. The attorney general of the United States, Alberto Gonzales, testified before the Senate about the domestic spying program. But first there was a big fight about whether or not to place him under oath. Ultimately they decided not to place him under oath. See, baseball players, they have to be under oath. But the attorney general, no.

Conan O'Brien

General Motors announced this week that it is cutting the salaries of its top executives. Industry experts say that the executives will be earning so little they'll be forced to drive G.M. cars.

In the past, the Winter Olympics have been criticized for not being diverse enough, but this year, it's said, the U.S. team is the most diverse in history. That's right, this year there are athletes from Utah, Vermont and Colorado.