I went to pick this little girl up I met last nightShe's ready, waitin' for me under the front porch lightShe said, "Ain't it dark out there, ooh, it's so dark out thereI hope your car got bright lights, ooh, it's so dark out there"

We went to a house party, it was really outta sightIt was about forty people dancin' under one dim light"Ain't it dark in there, ooh, it's too dark in thereWill you take me somewhere else, darlin', 'cause it's too dark in there"

So I drove her out the freeway into the country airShe said, "I hope you ain't gonna park around here nowhereIt's too dark out there, so dark out thereLet's go back into town and do something 'cause it's too dark out there"

So I asked her just where she had in mind to goShe said, "Maybe to a scary movie picture show"I said, "It's too dark in there"I said, "It's too dark in thereI've seen that movie before, baby, it's too dark in there"

So it was nothing left for me to do but take her back home'Twas no one there, the lights was out and the fuse was blownAnd it was dark in there, yes, it was dark in thereAnd we finally got the fuse inOoh, it was dark in there