I got through 3 teenage boys. They’re all adults now which is good. However, by the time I finished with the third tern my hair was mostly gone. . . Any correlation?

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Mr BleakNovember 26, 2019

@Apparent Local schools will have plenty – but take a big net, they travel in packs.

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ThankfulNovember 26, 2019

Gawd bless all those reckless, hell bent people who are insane enough to have some of those little monsters

MaryNovember 27, 2019

Well, went you plan to pick him up a bit earlier from school, he got dentist appointment..and when he released is going to miss only 30 mins. Class…well…not going to dentist now, have to be morning appointment….Gosh…what’s in his brain ???

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ShempNovember 27, 2019

^^^@Mary – Can you please translate that into English for us?

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Tony LuxtonNovember 27, 2019

@Shemp: I got this. I’ll ask her to translate.

Mary, Bloggage from the grale beyonders, here. Sprinkly wise worms all tricklyhow in the earloders of the human specie. Gratifole to an anonyloppers living human beel for transcrile your worms.

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ShempNovember 27, 2019

@Tony Thank you!

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Mother of the YearNovember 27, 2019

One of my teens hasn’t quite figured out teen rebellion yet. When I picked her up from school, she told me she refused to take a homework sheet that she was told to do. She was not thinking through that I would turn the car back around and take her back to get it. She apparently thought she had a winning argument to convince me how stupid the assignment was. She was so mad at me when we went back, but she had ratted herself out. Had she waited an hour to tell me, the school would have been closed and there would have been no way of getting it, lol. Teens are funny sometimes.

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jorge EspinhaNovember 28, 2019

I can’t wait . I have three boys. Just boys. Oldest is 11. I just can’t wait. I think I hated teenagers when I was a teenager. It’s going to be fine……

AnonymousDecember 7, 2019

Jorge, you’re lucky, the annoyance ratio is 5 to 1 girls to boys. The worry ratio is at least 8 to 1 and can go higher, depending on the girl.

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AnonymousFebruary 22, 2020

I’ve been teaching teens for 20 years.

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pamelaFebruary 22, 2020

I always pretended I was going to inspect my teens room so would wrestle with him at the door till I was satisfied I had hugged him enough. Mums are sneaky

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J.H.February 22, 2020

Oh my lord! I can relate! I had beautiful dark brown hair and then I raised 3 boys! My hair turned white during their teen years!

JanFebruary 23, 2020

My son is diabetic so I was careful to give him a decent packed lunch ….. which I sometimes discovered hidden under his bed rotting and once I found it in a bag on the tree outside his bedroom window where he had thrown it. Love him

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AnonymousFebruary 23, 2020

It’s been a year since my sons moved out (one moved out and one we had to kick out) and now both are doing okay, in their early 20’s. I am still so tired from their teen years I haven’t opened the door to their rooms which they left pretty trashed. But we did find all of our missing dishes in the guitar case one of them left. (We had to throw the entire mess away).

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LouAnneFebruary 23, 2020

Please I take a teenager my kids are grown and they are both pains in the ass sigh

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AnonymousFebruary 23, 2020

Son says to mom at the mall, mom can you walk about 25 feet ahead of me so that my friends don’t know that you’re with me.

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AnonymousFebruary 24, 2020

Well, the teenage years really make you Appreciate grown up kids. Mine are busy being extra nice as they realize what we went through.

AnonymousFebruary 24, 2020

Teenagers are GOD’s real life birth control. You really don’t want to do that again!

DebMarch 1, 2020

Jorge, start stocking up on food now. Best advice I can give you.

AnonymousMarch 24, 2020

This isn’t fair for teens, plus it’s just an annoying stereotype that makes people think that just because someone is a certain age they can predict every single thing that they’re going to do. People should have more respect (especially because teens are the ones that will choose what type of old folks home the older generations are going to end up in)

AnonymousApril 1, 2020

Lol some of these were funny but I wish that people would give teens the respect they deserve… the respect that everyone deserves… some respect at all???