Nice picture, James. Is the background somewhere specific that I don't recognise?

Here at work we've just been laughing over the news that the Internet is 20 years old and "in 1 year it can drink". I keep bumping into it down at the Townie on Friday nights, and I've heard it keeps waking up at Penrith station in the wee hours and saying "where the hell are my underpants?"

Bingo! I have never been asked for proof of age in Australia (I've had a full beard since high school), but many of my women friends still are. It's rather flattering for a 36 year old woman to be carded, which makes me suspect that's how bouncers flirt.

So when you visit us, take your passport with you to the pub, and you'll be right.