Hypocritical Republican Scumbags

February 26, 2009

Where were these motherfuckers when Stoopie McFuckwit was looting trillions and trillions from the Treasury and handing it over to his corporate oligarch cronies? Oh, right. When Republican Presidents steal our money it’s “necessary to protect the American people”.

Every morning, my head explodes, and I scream at my computer: “Since when did your party give a fuck about what debt my generation’ll be paying off after you’re conveniently dead?” Afterwards, I struggle to breathe for an hour. This post makes me feel a little better.

The Republicans are untrustworthy hypocrites when they complain about spending money we don’t have. Fortunately, the Democrats were not hypocrites when they called out the Republicans on the same thing. Now that they finally have both the legislative and executive branch …

The next four years will be an interesting test of the theory, “The Republicans sucked; therefore, the Democrats must be good.”

AFter question Malkin about Lies and calling her a pig. (I was angry.) I left my info because I’m never ashamed to say what I feel.
She then posts it and I start to get these brilliant e-mails from her sicko’s.
The last 10 or 15 are from the same sicko.
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This is what was sent to me along with 100’s of craigslist manure adds. And a few silly spams.
Malkins fans.

You wish you could get a blow job from Michelle Malkin Michael Roberts
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How’s your mommy?
Tell her thanks for the rim job last night. raymonddog39@yahoo.com
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This one is great. She actually thinks she’s a secret agent

I’m an excecutive at XXXXXXX and could very easily out you Mr. Joel from Medford but won’t. You curb your bullshit cowboy or this lady will embarras you in a big way and then kick your ass in front of your lib friends. Got that Bumpkin? Go ahead and give some smart ass response……dare ya. Tina Ferrer’
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Please do the American people a favor and commit suicide. I hope you become diagnosed with cancer. I hope your child is run over by a drunk driver. I hope you become dangerously ill, lose ability to speak and hear, and eventually die. That is all. Bob Jones
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You are even stoopider then James. What the fuck does that mean, fucktard? Rob Poglitsch
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You are pathetic. tsawey@sbcglobal.net

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You liberal piece of excrement!!! Hahahaha…. Why are you so bitter anyway? Your black Messiah is in the White House. Isn’t that the God you worship??? Alfonso Rivera
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Enjoy the spam mail you fucking nerd. john conservative
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How much shit have you been eating today? sean
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YOURE AN A 1 ASSHOLE, KILL YOURSELF, TURD BRAIN pigboy nyc

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you Kiwi cocksucker. You chickenshit
liberals never get anything right George Orwell .frell.eu.org)

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Do you somehow feel threatened that Ms. Malkin can perform a sexual act better than you? Do you like shit in your mouth when you give someone a blow job?

Can’t wait for you to get here! We’re all looking forward to seeing you. Two weeks? You’ll be just in time for Halloween. I’ll make sure the six Rottweilers are tied up so they don’t make you wet your panties when you come trick or treating in your little school girl dress costume.

I’m already famous, Joel. No need to help. Bring your friends. Just ask them not to drool on the crops. The dogs don’t like drool. They can smell fear, so make sure you wet yourself when you meet the boys.

I can tell you are brainless. You don’t have enough brain power to spell “you’re”, since you are an illiterate monkey,you spell it “your”. Did I mention the Mossberg, Beretta and Barrett collection? About the time you get to our front gate, you and your friends will be in range. I can put a .50 BMG into a beer can from about 1,000 yards. Wanna try me? Go ahead. Step over that line, and I’ll give you some lessons in velocity dynamics.http://www.barrettrifles.com/home/rifle_82.aspx

Awaiting your arrival, and your friends’. I left the address in on purpose. Feel free to drop by anytime. We’ll leave a light on. My little girl says hello, and also wants to meet you. She has a Spyderco Civilian that she wants to use to remove your shriveled testicles.

I forgot to mention that I am a Sumner County Sheriff’s Auxillary Deputy, so I may have a few friends over for your arrival. Don’t worry, they aren’t trigger happy. Much. Unless of course some dumb ass decides to do something stupid. You don’t have to worry about doing anything stupid, Joel. Your entire life is just one long episode of stupidity.

Should I bake a pie for your visit? Let me know your favorite, and I’ll have it ready for your burial.

Haven’t heard back from you. My little girl is curious about when you’re (that’s how it’s spelled) coming over. She can’t wait to meet you. She’s been learning some neat moves at Karate class and can’t wait to try them out on you. She’s only eight, so I told her she’d have to be gentle when she whips your sorry butt, and she said she’d make your boyfriend some cookies right after she’s done with you. Does your boyfriend like pie? Or does he prefer tea bags?

Can’t wait for you to show up here. Bring all your friend. That’s not a typo. Bring all your friend means bring all your one and only true love friend. Bring your jammies too, after she’s done with your sorry ass you won’t want to move too much.

We’re all looking forward to meeting you and your boyfriend. Happy Halloween.

Evidently, you do not have all the info you need. You may want to do a very thorough background check on yours truly before you shoot that pie hole off again.

You could start with my DD-214. A most detailed and telling document from our friends in the military. A most fascinating list of accomplishments. Enjoy.
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Hi Joel,

Actually Joel, it says more about you. Since I retired from the military, I’ve had plenty of time to indulge in my craft. Since I gave up coffee, my hands are very steady, and I’ve found I can group more in the X ring than I could when I was active duty. Back then we used a .308 Winchester Magnum for varmints and only used the 50 caliber for ‘big game’. I guess that means you wouldn’t warrant much more than a pea shooter fired out of my butt.

When you get to our gate, be sure to look over to the right hand side of the fence. There you will see a sign that reads “You Are Now In Range”. You can’t miss it. It has lot’s of holes in it.

Can’t take it from a grown man? Only pick on girls? Come try your sissy crap on my little girl. She’ll have you in the ER before you can cough up your boyfriend’s testicles. And do her nails at the same time.

Looking forward to meeting you and your boyfriend very soon. We’re waiting
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Actually I’m a macaroon. Not a moron.
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Hi Joel,

Just so you don’t get more confused I have an MBA from Wharton and a PhD in Economics from George Mason. Also graduated from the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, NY. I can bake a pie, put together a Beef Wellington, and part your hair from a thousand yards. And not break a sweat. I do hope you like Beef Wellington. That’s what we’re serving at your wake.

And you? Got your GED yet, or are you waiting for mommy to drive you to day care?
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Hi Joel,

That says even more about you, moron. Can YOU do it? Or do loud bangs make you wet your lacy little panties? Just the sight of a weapon probably makes your vagina pucker. Weapons scare the hell out of folks like you, eh, Joel? Do you pronounce your name Jo-Ell, like a good little girl? Your parents would have named you something like Joseph, but they knew you’d grow up to be a flit-boy so they just beat the rush and named you like a girl. Instead of a Barbie doll they just gave you a zuchini to play with since it was obvious what your preferences were. Cheaper too.

Tell your boyfriend we all said hello Jo-Ell. Have fun with the squash. Stop by soon, we’re looking forward to meeting you and your boy toy.
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Hi Sweetie,

Got your panties out of your butt yet? Figured out my reference to your little turd barf to Michelle Malkin? That would be where the ‘your’ reference came from, since you’re obviously too dense to figure that out on your own. Want to compare credentials, little girl? Any time. Our door is always open for reprobates, miscreants and scum. Bring yours and I’ll show you mine…credentials, that is. Right after our youngest daughter kicks your ass, we’ll feed you a lovely dinner. The we’ll drive you to the ER. Hope you have some insurance paid by your mommy, we aren’t paying for the intensive care our little girl will inflict on you. We’ll just sit back and watch her stomp a mudhole in your ass. She weighs 90 pounds, so you may want to bring backup.

Looking forward to meeting you soon Joelle.
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What’s wrong Jelly? Yeast infection got your vagina in a wad? Big pussy can’t come out and play? Only able to pick on girls? Come on over and pick on my little girl, flit boy. I could use a few laughs. Don’t forget to bring your mommy and your boyfriend. We’ll make pie and other goodies to munch on while we watch her break you into little bits.