In an alternate reality, video games changed world history

Great games immerse players into fantastical worlds and settings on adventures so extravagant you actually wish they were real. But what if video-game characters crossed over to our reality instead?

Bitmob Staff Writer Samir Torres located a magic warp-zone behind a toilet...the same inter-dimensional gate that led him to really good Sonic the Hedgehog games. This time he saw a bizarro reality where historic events did not take place quite as you remember them. Dare to take a look?

Lincoln was a vicious dictator! We would all be better off if he was killed long before his election.

Only good thing he did, which is what many believe caused his death, was to challenge the banks by having congress print, constitutionally valid, money. BUT, that was only because he did not want to pay interest on the money he needed to conquer a separate sovereign country.