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#2- 9/12/03- School:
I burnt myself on a microscope today -__- I'm also slightly ill
with a low-grade fever, but--- a girl is complaining about her
lunch. I'm all like, "Dude, you're a senior, pack your own
lunch." What was I saying? Oh, yes. I'm ill. But I have tea
so everything's better. I've been seeing Mike in the hall lately. We hug and make
orgasmic noises. People stare, but what can you do? I just
scanned in four new comics, so be on the lookout for 'em! Maybe
I'll even color a few for a change. Oh, crap, I got pen on my
nose. How many of my peeps be on Paxil, yo? I've been on it for a
while (for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder [henceforth known as
OCD]), and now I'm on Wellbutrin as well (AKA Dopamine). It's
supposed to counteract the amazingly fast weight-gain properties
of Paxil (I gained 60 pounds in, like, a year and a half). I HAVE
NEVER BEEN THIS HEAVY IN MY LIFE! It's getting hard to wipe, man,
because my fat gets in the way! Dammit! Screw everything! The
plus side of all this: a new wardrobe. Have you ever been so
hungry that you seriously consider swallowing your gum so your
stomach has something to munch on? Oh my gosh! Lately, I've been
having this weird thing happening to me! When I really have to
pee, or even when I just have to pee a little, I think,
"What's stopping me from just going right here?" and it
seems like a perfectly normal idea. I've almost peed in my seat
about four times today. My urethra's all like, "Yeah, let's
do it! Let's pee!" and it starts to fill up before I'm like,
"No! Back! Get back in my bladder, bastard-child!"
Right now I'm in Personal Finance. It's a good class to take, but
I have no friends in here. I know almost everyone, but I don't
actually like the majority of 'em. They throw around words like
"faggot" and "gay" and "homo" like
it's no big thing. (Michelle: Before this goes any further,
you should probably know that Maria is bisexual... okay... go
ahead.) People who are gay can use these words, but not
them. I realize this is a double standard. Ah, well. I'm wearing
rainbow earings. Let's hear it for Pride! YEAH! I had a nice
discussion on religion a little while ago. It makes a little
Maria-chan like me smile :) That's it. I'm done. You can
leave.....NOW!

<3
Maria

P.S.
Michelle's birthday is the seventeenth. Send her an email, or something, congratulating her for
having survived this far.

P.P.S. I
just made a pee-pee, and I didn't sit far enough back on the seat
so I peed on the floor o_O I'm not proud.