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I guess Frank saw Andruw Jones in center last night and decided he couldn't take any more of Wilkerson out there, so Church gets his first crack at it. Carroll's a slap-hitter type, so we could be seeing some hittin-n-runnin. I guess Castilla's just getting an old man day off. I don't know how much of the game I'll be around for, but have fun.

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Just want to let you know that, for every Nats batter to put it into play before the first ball is called, I'll be taking a drink. I fully expect be buzzed by 7:36 and to die of alcohol poisoning sometime thereafter. Now, that's taking one for the team!

If I live, I might add one of those picture thingies. How do you do so?

Is a called strike three looking (first at bat) for Guzman a good thing? You wouldn't think it, but it's better then a first pitch groundout. I'm confused . . .

Wilkerson's bat man.

Vidro's pretty good too.

Seeing as the Nats are more patient tonight, I downed a whole bottle of Tequila when Carroll struck out with Wilks on 3rd and 2 outs. Just found the bottle in my trunk today. Thanks for going to Mexico and bringing back crap, Dad!

Sammy just crused one in TB. The Mets pity-party can continue, b/c Kazmir is pitching right now.

Hell yeah, it's a Tauntaun! When I was in high school, I could even do its "voice."

I figure, hell, I'm not into any of that crap: LOTR, comic books, Star Trek, you name it. But I grew up on Star Wars, and damn, even if the prequels suck, I'm not ashamed that I grew up on Star Wars . . .

I feel bad about driving away the baseball fans, actually. It seems like I'll say something stupid, and invariably Yuda will start a sentence with "Getting back on topic . . . " He seems like a hell of a guy, so maybe I should take his advice. ;-)