If Charlie Sheen was angry, he would be Charlie Mean.If Charlie Sheen was a slding patio door, he would be Charlie Screen.If Charlie Sheen was an organ, he'd be Charlie Spleen.If Charlie Sheen was a vegetable, he would be Charlie Been.If Charlie Sheen lost some weight, he would be Charlie Lean.If Charlie Sheen had an accident and was rebuilt with cyborg parts, he would be Charlie Machine.If Charlie Sheen would stop drugs, he would be Charlie Clean.If Charlie Sheen was a movie clip he'd be Charlie Scene.If Charlie Sheen was an antibiotic, he'd be Charlie Cream.If Charlie Sheen ran a university, he would be Charlie Dean.If Charlie Sheen could go back in time to when he was a decent actor, he would be Charlie Pristine.If Charlie Sheen was a laser, he'd be Charlie BeamIf Charlie Sheen was a planet from Star Wars, he would be Charlie Tatooine.