New rods and cones for my eyes or at least be able to drive a vehicle for a day in the snow or a dirt road after a major thundestorm. I miss turning my sonic blue neon, brown from all the mud. Driving a vehicle with a clutch is the funniest way to drive, at least for me when I could.

I did my Christmas wish early. I sponsored a child and sent a care package to a soldier. But if it had to be something for me...I would like a GPS so when I go on vacation this summer and have to rent a car I don't get completely lost!

I was planning to travel overseas to experience one of those "White Christmas". You know, like experiencing Christmas when it's snowing during winter. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford this year. So hopefully next year.

warning to those who work with very heavy objects. DO NOT use steel toe boots.

I also want a WILD 24'' chainsaw cause the one i have now turns off if you let go of the throtle trigger and thats very dangerous for shins.

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Just so I dont get hate mail accusing me of tring to sound manly or mature ill throw this in with my wish list.

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You need to make sure you have a Hello Kitty bag large enough to store that chainsaw in.

nah, Ima gonna bust a hole through the bottom and let the blade hang out. LIKE.......A..........BAWS

While I don't doubt the awesomeness of that idea, what about putting Hello Kitty stickers on the chainsaw itself or something, and paint it pink, too? Holy Cthulhu, I'm probably going to do that myself.

warning to those who work with very heavy objects. DO NOT use steel toe boots.

I also want a WILD 24'' chainsaw cause the one i have now turns off if you let go of the throtle trigger and thats very dangerous for shins.

Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide

Just so I dont get hate mail accusing me of tring to sound manly or mature ill throw this in with my wish list.

Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide

You need to make sure you have a Hello Kitty bag large enough to store that chainsaw in.

nah, Ima gonna bust a hole through the bottom and let the blade hang out. LIKE.......A..........BAWS

While I don't doubt the awesomeness of that idea, what about putting Hello Kitty stickers on the chainsaw itself or something, and paint it pink, too? Holy Cthulhu, I'm probably going to do that myself.

I want everyone to be happy. It sounds cheesy, I know. But nothing ruins a good Christmas like some a friend or family member who suddenly gets all mopey and depressed. Everyone tries to cheer them up. "C'mon! It's Christmas!" We say. Nope. No amount of hugs, kind words and genuine kindness can get someone who is so crippled by self-loathing to enjoy the holiday and not drag everyone down with their depressing behavior.