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9 minutes? Fuck you
Dos Equis? Bean nigger piss
that hat? Fucking gayer than sealbasher at a white supremacy meeting.
Sunglasses at night? Ray Charles could see that was a dumb idea
Shooting guns? Toolman trying to be faggot
Golfballs? You like balls
Rolling paper? Super Badass here, did you start a forest fire smokey?
I stopped at 3 minutes so the rest of this will be as mysterious as why you think we care

These are unprecedented developments folks... We have a self-obsessed attention whore of immense proportion moving in from the pacific northwest, and here in this video you can see where it has combined with a giant douche. FEMA has issued a press release stating all muchoers should address such self important noobness with extreme prejudice. The fallout from such a display of faggotry will be felt for years to come.