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the printer

Pronounced: Fah-uh'ts
Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints.

The Futz is often seen with:
1. Arms frantically waving around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number?
4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above.

When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!

Attention everyone, the futz is about to print, please place your headphones on your ears and turn your music up. The audible questions you are about to hear will interfear with your workflow and your attitude.

The futz is printing? I'm going to lunch.

The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.

Fah-uh'ts Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints.

The Futz is often seen with:
1. Arms frantically waving around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number?
4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above.

When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!

Attention everyone, the futz is about to print, please place your headphones on your ears and turn your music up. The audible questions you are about to hear will interfear with your workflow and your attitude.

The futz is printing? I'm going to lunch.

The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.