I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.

by Ryan Arthur

Mazel tov, dummies, and welcome to the Sunday News Recap, featuring the last seven days’ worth of reviews and features from the crew here at eFC/HBS. We’ll also run down the box office numbers for the weekend and prepare you for the week ahead. I’m Ryan, and Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies…Gosh, we gotta update these forms. Let’s get to steppin’.

”I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.”

You can access more features from a particular writer by clicking on his or her name. Want more features, coverage, interviews and the like? Click on the More option, found directly below the article title. Want more features, period? Check out the database. Don't know what you want? Try searching the database.”Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.”Here is the preliminary top ten for the weekend. Estimates are taken from Box Office Mojo.com and are rounded up, where applicable. 1. Skyfall $11.0 million ($261.6 million total)2. Rise Of The Guardians $10.5 million ($61.9 million total)3. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn-Part II $9.2 million ($268.7 million total)4. Lincoln $9.1 million ($97.3 million total)5. Life Of Pi $8.3 million ($60.9 million total)6. Playing For Keeps $6.0 million7. Wreck-It Ralph $4.9 million ($164.4 million total)8. Red Dawn (2012) $4.2 million ($37.3 million total)9. Flight $3.1 million ($86.2 million total)10. Killing Them Softly $2.7 million ($11.8 million total)

”Hey, nerds! Who has two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.”

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