If you thought the USB Humping Dog was a bit too sassy, prepare to be made uncomfortable by the Teeny Weeny Drive. This USB flash drive chucks subtlety out the window and is just shaped like a stubby, rubbery penis. You've been warned. Hit the jump for the uncensored photos and promo video.

Told you. The worst part? You need to pull the head of the penis off to use the drive, making it a cringe-worthy practice to use it on more than one level. But hey, at least they advocate safe data protection: "DON'T PULL OUT TOO SOON or you could lose your data!" Also, it "blushes" with a red light when it's "turned on."