God was like, all shiny...and white and stuff...it was hot. So, like, whatever, I guess I'll, like, do something...like a charity or like a bake sale or like something...Jail, like, sucks...but, like, God is cool so like yeah it's cool I guess...but it still sucks. Like, Jesus was all like...weird at first...but he was like whatever and he was cool. Kinda like Fred Durst. Jesus is like...on ecstasy or something...So there's this really mean lesbian in the cell next to mine...