Wherever terrorists lurk, Jack Bauer will smoke them out of their holes. He will bring them to justice, Bauer-style. He will demand they lower their weapons, torture them, and then call Chloe on his cell phone. And don’t think that he goes easy on suspects just because they’re family members or famous fast food detectives; no, no. Because Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

LMAO! OMG! Why didn't I think of this? It's brilliant. And if in ATHF there were terrorists....they would be Moonanites (However you spell those ba$tards' race) Thank you for sharing. Brilliant. Just brilliant.