This is FurReal Friend's "My Bouncin' Kitty." When you pet this toy cat, she coos and meows until...

This happens. Just wait.

AHHHH! What is wrong with this cat? No seriously. What. Is. Wrong.

Hide your kids.

]]>Leonora Epsteinhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/this-terrifying-toy-will-make-you-happy-youre-not-a-kidSat, 06 Jun 2015 18:21:15 -0400<b>What a cute — AHHH!</b>leonoraepsteinnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult18 Creepy Kids' Toys That Should Never Have Existedhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/18-creepy-kids-toys-that-should-never-have-existed?utm_term=4ldqpia
The frog is cute, but it is always watching you.

This vision of pure evil.

This monkey eating a banana which is not at all weird.

This rather revealing doll.

This loveable, phallic thing.

]]>Patrick Smithhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/18-creepy-kids-toys-that-should-never-have-existedFri, 31 Oct 2014 14:49:12 -0400<b>The frog is cute, but it is always watching you.</b>patricksmithnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultIt's called <a href="http://www.biewer-medical.com/de/patientenkommunikation/">Sedib&auml;r</a> and it&#39;s German.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultBalloon Gunhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/balloon-gun-ru
I might be slightly exaggerating here, but this balloon gun, that works like Russian Roulette, might be just as frightening as the real thing. Especially if you are Globophobic, like me.

]]>Lindseyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/balloon-gun-ruThu, 30 Apr 2009 02:15:22 -0400I might be slightly exaggerating here, but this balloon gun, that works like Russian Roulette, might be just as frightening as the real thing. Especially if you are <a href="http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/balloon-phobia-p1.php">Globophobic</a>, like me.lindseywebernonadultYou Can Shave the Babyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/edithzimmerman/you-can-shave-the-baby-y7
Hairy dolly for fun razor play!