gunga galunga:Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.

Fox affiliates are independent of the FOXNews cable channel and their contracts are with the FOX entertainment network, which are two separate and distinct entities that have little to do with one another other than both being owned by Rupert Murdoch. FOXNews has about as much to do with the local news broadcasts on FOX affiliates as Ronald McDonald has to do with how your cheeseburger tastes.

You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.

A wonkette link? Ugh. I feel like a kid who has been told to expect an epic food fight during lunch period only to discover that the day's entertainment is a fat special ed kid dumping jello on a weaker one.

You know, there are some people out there where I sometimes wonder if they were set up. Then there are raving loons like this one. Lots of people have pictures take with them holding a gun or a gun in the frame. Only morons and actors are in photos with the gun being the star of the photo or the gun painted at the camera. Well, OK. Occasionally there are parody photos.

"The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."Jeffrey Rogers said all the guns seized belonged to him and were legally owned. As far as pipe bombs, there were "none that I know of." He is a plumber by trade, and pipes may be lying around the area.

Juggalos distancing themselves from him while simultaneously trying to defend him at the end of the article, "he didn't do it, but if he did, he isn't one of us, but it's too soon to tell anyway, but he didn't do it."