Earlier today, Google co-founder Sergey Brin pointed out just how emasculating cellphones were. What self-respecting gentleman would be seen thumbing a flat piece of glass? Wearing Google Glass instead, however: now, that's manly! But what will power this new, insuperably masculine head-garment—and, indeed, rescue your cellphones and tablets from the muliebrous void? Introducing Mandroid, the new testosterone-fueled firmware for all your devices, preloaded with manly apps and issue 186 of Cerebus the Aardvark.

Earlier today, Google co-founder Sergey Brin pointed out just how emasculating cellphones were. What self-respecting gentleman would be seen thumbing a flat piece of glass? Wearing Google Glass instead, however: now, that's manly! But what will power this new, insuperably masculine head-garment—and, indeed, rescue your cellphones and tablets from the muliebrous void? Introducing Mandroid, the new testosterone-fueled firmware for all your devices, preloaded with manly apps and issue 186 of Cerebus the Aardvark.