How dare it agitate that drunken Rhodie with its girth and load bearing. God, when will inanimate objects learn not to obstruct the view into the ladies' crapper? Way to focus on the aesthetics of a sports venue's bathroom in a town where fans routinely sit behind poles to watch the Sox, who were only slightly more entertaining than excrement this season.

The woman who was seen in an Internet video vandalizing a TD Garden bathroom Wednesday has apologized and offered to pay for the damage. Building general manager Hugh Lombardi said the woman has been located, though officials declined to name her. Lombardi said they â€śconsider the matter closed.â€™â€™ In the video, a woman in a Milan Lucic shirt kicks a hole in a column in the bathroom, then falls. The Bruins posted a video in which a person in a bear suit is repairing the damage, followed by the tagline, â€śNever disrespect the Garden. And definitely donâ€™t post it online.â€™â€™

It really looks like she didn't think she could kick through it. I mean seriously, who covers a support beam with hollow drywall? Why couldn't they just have slapped some paint on the I-beam or something?

Which isn't to say she's exactly in the right here, but a reasonable sober-minded person could have looked at that and assumed it was made of concrete or something. It's far more fragile than it looks. There are lots of things in the Garden you can drunkenly kick and no harm will come of it. This wasn't one of them.

If you watch the video you'll see she slightly damages it with her first kick. She then comments on trying it again and succeeds in her goal.
Assuming you should be able to drunkenly kick stuff is your take-away from this?