OK, this time, Scotland leaves the UK, then London declares independence from the rest of the UK and merges with Scotland, we all rejoin the EU, and leave the rest Britain to breed pitbulls or whatever it is they do when not reading the Daily Mail.

Theresa May to Scotland: breaking up an old and powerful political union with your largest trading partners is the worst thing you can possibly do and you'll all drown in Shit Hell for ever

Theresa May to the UK: breaking up an old and powerful political union with your largest trading partners is the best thing you can possibly do and will lead to a heavenly eternity in the bounteous land of fleshlight dildos

I guess if it actually happened and a misplaced Brexit vote swayed it this time, I could get a EU passport in 15 years when you get back in. If there is still a EU then.

Or Scotland.

Plus countdown to SNP heavily implying a vote for indie is a vote to stay in the EU, even more sketchy financial figures bout how this wont mean massive austerity esp now we know the oil that covered the last lot of sketchy figures isnt even really there anymore and worst of all... more cringey attempts by May to pretend to be a human being anyone could agree with on anything.

I guess if it actually happened and a misplaced Brexit vote swayed it this time, I could get a EU passport in 15 years when you get back in. If there is still a EU then.

Or Scotland.

Plus countdown to SNP heavily implying a vote for indie is a vote to stay in the EU, even more sketchy financial figures bout how this wont mean massive austerity esp now we know the oil that covered the last lot of sketchy figures isnt even really there anymore and worst of all... more cringey attempts by May to pretend to be a human being anyone could agree with on anything.

We already meet all the EU member state requirements and the impending financial apocalypse is based on figuring us as a region of the UK. We've a comparable GDP per capita to France. It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine.

I'm off to Thailand in a couple of years anyway but I'll be watching from the sidelines.