Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet

It’s been almost a year since Heidi Montag‘s been on the site, so here she is at Crazy Horse for Spencer Pratt‘s 30th birthday because apparently these two are still a draw in Vegas. Which really says all you need to know about anyone who goes there doesn’t it? “Oh, look, honey, it’s those people from The Hills, what’s her face and that guy. Let’s spend money there!” – Someone in Vegas

Who is still taking pictures of these assholes? It was baffling 10 years ago when they were actually on a television program. Now it borders on the surreal. Will someone actually pay you for these photos? If so, I would in all seriousness love to know how much they go for? It can’t be more than $5 in confederate money and an Arby’s coupon.

Actually I was there and as I walked toward the enterance I noticed to fat guys hanging out in the front with cameras and figured that was the paps. It was a typical Saturday night there except for the fact that they conveniently left out that creepy Spencer was going to be there and the whole reason for her apperance was to celebrate douche bags 30th! It was lamo in there and I couldn’t hang anymore, thank god, so I left be for the douche bag came

I laughed at that one where she’s popping out of the cake, with the expression on her face “I’m the sexiest,most beautiful thing ever.” HA. Thanks for the laugh Heidi. I think that’s about all you’re good for here.

To be fair, The Unknown Comic and KC and the Sunshine Band are still a draw in Vegas. What is really amazing is that The Crazy Horse some how tricked lonely men into thinking they would see Barbie’s plastic nipple-less boobs.