So, last night I had the pleasure of attending W00tstock Founders Night, the comedy concert put on by Adam Savage, Paul and Storm, and Whil Wheaton. They were joined on stage by Chris Hartwick, a comedian and college roommate of Whil's, and hilarity ensued. So, without explanation, I present to you a .gif off the five gentlemen dancing and flipping off the audience here.

Anyone ever seen Perversions of Science? Late 90s horror/sci fi series on HBO, spinoff of Tales from the Crypt. It was amazing (read: awful).If you can get to 9:15, you'll hear one of the best lines of dialogue ever penned.

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"You shouldn't think of this as a 'purchase.' It's an 'investment.'"

"I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing."