Would you rather . . . watch this movie, or spend an hour and a half having your arm hairs plucked out with a rusty pair of tweezers? I’d have chosen the latter if it’d been on offer. This dreary bit of low-budget torture porn sees a financially strapped young woman (Brittany Snow, looking as if she’d like to be rescued) who accepts an invitation to an unusual dinner party — from a man randomly sitting in her doctor’s office. This makes about as much sense as anything else in director David Guy Levy’s witless homage to the “Saw” franchise and its ilk.

The wealthy host (Jeffrey Combs) announces a high-stakes game of “Would You Rather?” in which guests (among them actual porn star Sasha Grey) must opt for one of two awful punishments, often involving a choice between hurting themselves or someone else. The winner receives untold riches. The rest? Three guesses.

If you’ve never seen or heard of reality television, this film may indeed blow your mind with its on-the-nose moralizing about a debased society in which people will do absolutely anything for money. Everybody else will likely echo one unfortunate diner’s take: “What’s the matter with you people? What did I ever do to you?”