Who’s there? What’s that sound? Is that Karl Rove and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy? Is that who’s up there? Wait…no…I can explain…I didn’t really plan on winning…it was all a joke…don’t…STOP, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY…STOP! BILL?! WHERE ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU’RE HERE! DON’T LET HER….