Man's Greatest Invention: Disposable Diapers

Mr. George M. Schroder, I would like to express my deepest thanks to you, for your ingenuity in coming up with a revolutionary idea, now commonly known as disposable diapers. Without you, moms around the world will have nothing to do but wash cloth diapers all day long, and have unfit sleep for as long as their children are not wee-wee trained.

I would also like to thank Johnson & Johnson for mass producing what Mr. Schroder dared to create.

No thanks to Victor Mills and his group of superfriends who invented Pampers, as your product left rashes to my poor baby's butt the couple of times I tried using it.

To JS Unitrade Merchandise, Inc., the Hygiene Professionals, who manufacture EQ Dry Diapers here in our country, I extend my sincerest gratitude for providing my baby with the highest quality diapers at a very reasonable price. Without you, I may have been forced to stick with the same quality but more expensive Prokids. Surprisingly, you manufacture Prokids too. Oh well, it really pays to know your marketing stuff.