Ken
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Listener comments!

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Wed. 2/5/14 7:46am
Ken From Hyde Park:
I must arise and whip up some breakfast now. Kids are home today because of impending snow storm. If you can play the "Don't Eat Chicken Fat" song, I can tell them how our gym teacher in elementary school had us do jumping jacks to that song.

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Wed. 2/5/14 9:43am
Dan B From Upstate:
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wed. 2/5/14 9:47am
CeeDubbles:
I'm so full of lemons.
If I eat any more lemons I'd have to vomit first.
Sometimes I'll eat 2 or 3 lemons in a single day.
I love lemons!
I can't be any clearer than that.
I love lemons!
I'll eat every lemon in New York City.
I can't even go into Korean grocers anymore because I'll eat all the lemons.
I'll say "Where's the lemons? Gimme the lemons! Get the lemons!"
And they say, "We know how very much you love lemons, and we know you very rarely have the money for any of our lemons, so get outta here, because you can't afford our lemons! But we know how much you love lemons, so get outta here, you can't afford the lemons!"
I'll punch somebody in the head for some lemons.
Give me all your lemons!
I love lemons!
Gimme the lemons!
Now!
I love it!
I love lemons!
Gimme your lemons!

Wed. 2/5/14 9:49am
P-90:
...or someone like him?

Wed. 2/5/14 9:50am
steve the horse with no name:
Don't knock the back door if you haven't tried it

Wed. 2/5/14 9:50am
Gene Simmons:
Gimme my harmonizer back, jerk!

Wed. 2/5/14 9:50am
Sam:
I love the electrical inspector bit!

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Wed. 2/5/14 9:51am
Pete from Boston (and NJ):
I spent three days last week waiting for the electrical inspector. As it turns out, the later they are, the more annoyed *they* tend to be. @#$% inspectors....

Wed. 2/5/14 9:52am
f☊f☊ (:
Jokerfan guy rules!!! More of him please! I'm actually web searching now for a song with a lemon theme from him.

Wed. 2/5/14 9:52am
P-90:
Takes a lot to get ANYthing done over there, doesn't it?
Curious chain of command at the station

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Wed. 2/5/14 11:53am
I.K.E. (Ice King Enterprises):
Where is my ice-pocalypse?! I told my boss it was too hazardous to come into work today, so I need ice to hail down from the sky in buckets! LOTS OF ICE! Where is it?! Come on! Fuck you, sky!