I've Never Seen Star Wars (Radio 4) is a great idea: getting people to try out new things on air. As presenter Marcus Brigstocke explained, this might be because you haven't wanted to do something before ("get a tattoo, eat in a Harvester restaurant") or have been too scared ("to go through US customs and immigration with a beard").

It is very funny indeed. Last night, Phill Jupitus tried a Findus Crispy Pancake ("one of the words isn't true," he quipped), foie gras, and pigs' trotters. The latter wasn't much of a revelation ("as you might expect, Marcus, they taste of pork"), but an impromptu combination of pancake and foie gras proved more exciting. "It's like class war in my mouth," he said.

He also tried colonic irrigation, and the recording of that was one of the funniest bits of radio this year. The therapist explained the process in a deadpan manner that was quite majestic, especially when she let her "tubing clamps" make their worrying sound effect. Jupitus fretted that she'd find "some hidden G-spot of delight" and that he'd become "sexually addicted to having my arse pumped out". Rather worryingly, then, he has already booked his next appointment.