Bert Weiss

Bert's been so excited about setting up his own house, and yesterday he went shopping for bedding (JUST bedding, NO furniture), but really didn't know where to start. So a (now very happy) sales rep helped him...and he came back… read more →

Bert's friend, Jason, has been battling throat cancer for a few years now, and after intense chemo and radiation, he was give a clean bill of health. And then it came back. So, he underwent surgeries; they even used part… read more →

Kristin brought you her magical sex dust (yes, that's a real thing) infused chocolate Sex Bark to help you out on Valentine's Day, but if you're not able to shell out $108 to make some fancy chocolate, Bert's got you… read more →

Bert's what he likes to call a "Christian-In-Training." While both of his parents are Jewish, his marriage introduced him to Christianity, and so he's a "C-I-T." He needs a little help, though. He's got a friend who's on a rollercoaster… read more →

It's true. After his announcement last week, some women have reached out to him (and some even went through Jeff), so Bert is deeming himself "undateable." Anyone else with him? listen to ‘Bert Deems Himself Undateable’ on audioBoom read more →

Even though Bert originally felt really bad about shopping at Good Will (more on his moral dilemmas, here), he's OBSESSED with the shirts he's finding...and he's finally adding to his collection. listen to ‘Bert First Contribution to His Goodwill Catalog’… read more →

Bert's dad, who had been battling Alzheimer's and cancer for a while now, passed away a few days ago. Now, something Bert's planning on doing - or rather, not doing, is throwing people for a loop. listen to ‘Bert Is… read more →

We've heard of growing pains - there's even a TV show named after them - but are they actually a REAL thing? If you're Bert's son, they sure are. How do you handle them? listen to ‘Bert's Son Is Going… read more →

Bert moved his dad from Las Vegas to be closer to him, and his dad has been battling Alzheimer's and cancer for a while now. And this past weekend, he passed away peacefully. listen to ‘Bert's Dad Passed Away’ on… read more →

Bert's legitimately the healthiest person on the show. He eats right (like BEYOND right - his meal plan is basically a health food cookbook), he works out regularly, and takes care of himself. And yet, somehow, he's ALWAYS the one… read more →