Ladies and gentlemen…EL SMASHO! Kinda giving me that forced Mexican Heritage night at the ballpark feel right now. I didn’t ask for this name, it was given to me. Our crosses passes and because of destiny, I can now cater and relate to Mexican readers. “El Heat, Los Knicks, Los Mets, El Smasho.”

All I need now is one of those awesome wrestling masks. I need a connection in the Mexican wrestling mask business. El Smasho isn’t complete without one.