The very basis of what we call Christianity versus Judaism
comes about from the biblical quotation in John 14:6.

Jesus said unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes
unto the Father, but by me

If you believe in Jesus as part of God, you are a trinitarian Christian.

If you believe in Jesus as a prophet, you may be a unitarian Christian

Jesus is God's only begotten son? This is the same God that created the
universe, Earth and man. God is omnipotent, omniscient and creator
of everything? Then he could easily clone a thousand Jesus'es from mere
dirt in any moment.

Why would God need to rape an earth woman (his own mother) to bear a son?
He made trillions of suns (stars), why not just whip up a million sons.

If Jesus is God then he is presumably omnipotent and omniscient.
If this is true, then
when he allowed himself to be sacrificed, didn't he do this with the
knowledge that he was immortal? If so, then how exactly was it a
sacrifice for him? What did he sacrifice?

Christopher Hitchens noted that it's only with gentle Jesus,
meek and mild, that the idea of eternal torture of
Hell for minor transgressions is introduced.

The Annunciation (March 25) is documented in Luke 1:31 and is the
announcement by the angel Gabriel that she would conceive the son of God.

Joseph never consumated his relationship with Mary?

In the Ten Commandments, the seventh commandment is
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
The Holy Ghost then rapes the virgin Mary, committing adultery
(or was this artificial insemination by an alien being).

Who was Mary's gynocologist?

Jesus was the illegitimate son of the Holy Ghost
If you consider Jesus to be God, then he took away his own mother's virginity.

The concept of The Immaculate Conception became official catholic dogma
in 1854 and means that the alleged virgin Mary herself was born without the
stain of original sin.
If she was born without sin, then her subsequent rape by the
Holy Ghost had been planned for well over 20 years and was clearly
premeditated rape.

By the way, we have all been convicted of original sin upon birth.
Don't like the conviction? Take it up with the judge.

Science has yet to create a detergent tough enough to wash away
your stain of original sin.

Original sin is given to you (free of charge) as an imaginary disease so
that they can sell you an imaginary cure.

God impregnated his own mother to give birth to his son who is himself.

Furthermore, since Jesus was God's only begotten son, then Jesus's
crucifixion was known beforehand by the heavenly forces and was pre-planned.
Jesus knew he was on a suicide mission

What kind of shennanigans occured in order that the virgin Mary was born
without original sin. Were her parents also raped by alien forces from
Heaven? It's all so confusing.

If we are children of God, and Jesus is God's only begotten son, then it's
clear that the rest of us are girls.

In the bible. Jesus makes three appearances. At his birth,
at the temple in prepubescent years, and lastly, in the last year or two
of his life.

Did Jesus ever have sex or did he die a virgin?
If he had sex, did any young virgin get pregnant through Jesus.
Perhaps it was some cheap slut.

What kind of deranged moron would accept a religion whose main symbol is a guy
nailed to a cross?

Jesus never spoke out against slavery.

Jesus triumphantly enters Jerusalem

If Jesus had two dads, why can't anyone else have two dads.

Jesus was a cross dresser.
George Carlin

If the Bible says that If Christ died for our sins, everybody should
start sinning more to make his death worthwhile. Read the Ten
Commandments and go forth and violate each and every one. Let's get more into
drunkenness, debauchery, pedophelia, coveting and killing.

You might note however that Christ never died since he was resurrected.
Christ was merely inconvenienced for three days.

Do you realize that there have been more eyewitness claims for seeing
Sasquatch (Big Foot) than eyewitness claims of the ressurection of Jesus.
All of us know that the Virgin Mary is seen quite frequently all over the
world.

The custom of using Christmas trees can be dated back to the 16th century.
By now, literally billions of trees have been decimated to celebrate the
birth of this imaginary figure called Jesus Christ whose fragmented life
is only described in the New Testament of the bible.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a
guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

The date of Jesus's death was determined nearly 300 years after his
alleged death in the
Nicene Conference
.

One day, a Pope Leo considered the issue of the virgin Mary as the mother of
God and why the new testament never said anything about what happened to her
when she died, so he made up the concept of The Ascension. This is the
notion that Mary was so important that she had to have ascended into Heaven
to join her son, Jesus. Now, The Ascension is part of their stupid
belief system.

If Jesus had been killed in a gas chamber, Christians would wear tiny
little gas chambers around their neck.

If Jesus had been killed by an axe, Christians would wear tiny
little axes around their neck?

You know his name wasn't really Jesus Christ, right?

Jesus is just the greek translation for Yeshua, which translates from Hebrew
to Joshua. But his name wasn't Joshua Christ either, since either of his
parents weren't Joseph and Mary Christ. So, it's really not blasphemy to
say Jesus Christ because it's not taking the right name in vain.

Was Jesus a rabble rousing, rogue rabbi?

Liar, Lunatic, Lord or .... Legend.

"Uh Joseph you know how we've never made love..."
"Yeah (aggravated tone)"
"Well, last night an angel visited me and now I'm pregnant..."
"Jesus Christ!"
"Oh you already know about him'

Given that extramarital sex was sometimes punishable by death,
"uuhhhh, it's God's kid!" sounds like a last ditch effort to avoid some
unfortunate business.

I'm keeping this baby! If it means I have to tell people I
fucked God himself, so help me

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

So Jesus walks in a motel, puts 3 nails on the counter, and asks the
manager "can you put me up for the night?"

What do women and Jesus have in common?
A second coming.

What do men and Jesus have in common?
They always brag about a second coming but it never happens.

God sacrificed himself, to himself, to save humanity from himself.

E I E I O,
B I N G O,
SPI RI TU SANC TO,
And Jesus was his name-o!
With a save save here and a save save there,
Here a save there a save everywhere a save save...

Christians believe a snake talked to the first woman who was made from a rib,
that a virgin gave birth to a divine child who later fed 5,000 people with
5 loaves and 2 fish & later rose from the dead.

Matthew 34 through 39 sums up Jesus's loving and peaceful nature rather well

Matthew 10:34-39New International Version (NIV)

34 "Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did
not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35 For I have come to turn
"a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law
against her mother-in-law- 36 a man's enemies will be the members of his
own household.'[a] 37 "Anyone who loves their father or mother more than
me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me
is not worthy of me. 38 Whoever does not take up their cross and follow
me is not worthy of me. 39 Whoever finds their life will lose it, and
whoever loses their life for my sake will find it."

More or less Jesus is a hateful and narcissistic war god who encourages either
martyrdom or Holy Wars depending on the reader. Religion of love and peace
my ass.