Death. With taxes and someone you don't know stalking you, it is one of the three things we are guaranteed in life. Every man dies, so a fair goal should be to have the worst possible death. Here is a list of the Top 100 ways to die.

28. Riding a skateboard naked and then flying away to a fast food restaurant and sticking on the window like a squashed bug to christian kids with their dad who's holding french fries then shouting "PENIS" and a sploding for no reason whatsoever.