And with this, Rush Limbaugh proves you too can rustle papers and say everything wrong and continue to make millions. Lesson learned.

Also, today is the first ever International Happiness Day, but should the state be responsible for providing happiness? On today’s #TWiBRadio, we discuss the politics of happiness, more Iraq War statistics, and we’re joined by Mrs. Emily Epstein-White for her take on sugar daddies and indecent proposals.

And this morning on #amTWiB, #TheMorningCrew discussed the power of the NRA lobby and their massive misinformation campaign, the world inside the Aryan Brotherhood, and the million hours spent arresting marijuana users.

@Mike in NC: What does the cigar-chomping pig weigh these days? FSM, I’d think even the wingnuts would get a little tired of images of Rush chompin’ on a stoagie with a look of smug self-satisfaction on his fat face.

@Schlemizel: I thought Rush was an anal cyst with a bloated gasbag attached. Not that I want to investigate the matter.

Couldn’t someone with a spine demand of this cyst if he’s the brains of the GOP, or just an entertainer, as he claims when he’s stepped in it. If he’s the brains, FSM help us all; if an entertainer, he should made to dress as a jester for the rest of his “career”.