Oooh, maybe Christina Aguilera is going to be my new train-wreck girl instead of Nadya Suleman. She’s looking to be a better candidate for the position at this point.

Sure, Octomom filmed and baby fetish video, but that was to make some money; you can’t exactly blame her for that. Christina Aguilera, on the other hand, is hitting up random celebrity birthday parties and getting trashed to the point of passing out in someone else’s bed.

While I am in no position to judge (Vodka and I have a very love-hate relationship), I’m not in the public eye, either, with thousands of people watching my every move. Hence, no one cares – or knows – when I drink way too much and call the floor home.

But when it’s Christina Aguilera, and she passing out drunk at actor Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party – a party she wasn’t even invited to – the news is going to get out.

She showed up to the party uninvited on January 8th and then got wasted drunk.

Afterward, she found his bed and passed out there. I bet her boyfriend Matthew Rutler can’t be too pleased that his girlfriend was in another man’s bed!

Jeremy wasn’t too happy about it, either. He ranted about it at the In Style Golden Globes after party. He said, “Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room. I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”

Another source added, “Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”