Did you know that? Here's the thing: If you're so far left you actually believe that somebody owes you a job, citizenship and a heart transplant, you're mentally ill. If you're so far right that you actually believe that somebody who doesn't have a job and is not a citizen deserves to have their heart cut out and sold on eBay, and you get to keep 80 percent of the profit - you're mentally ill. And if you are a man wearing capri pants? You need to take your guy card out of your wallet and pass it forward. So I think we need a new plan.

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