ZOMG! Breaking news! You will never believe this, but Paris Hilton was treated differently from the other inmates when she was in jail. [People]

I don't know how to arrange the universe so that I can be friends with Lady Gaga and Beyoncé, but knowing that Gaga gave Bouncy a diamond studded whip for her birthday — and that Bey "squealed with excitement" upon receiving the gift — just makes me yearn to have those ladies on my, my, my telephone. [Contact Music]

Kat Von D and Jesse James cannot keep their edgy tattooed hands off of each other and have been seen "smooching" and kissing and finishing each other's sentences. [People]

Here is a timeless and beautiful photograph commemorating a kiss between Kat Von D and Jesse James. [People]

Angelina Jolie is in Pakistan, acting on behalf of the United Nations, meeting with flood victims and highlighting the need for international help. [Mirror]

Jennifer Aniston went on a date with her Cougar Town costar, actor Josh Hopkins. They flirted, and perhaps we're supposed to think there was some sexy sex, since this report claims, "there's no denying the smile on Aniston's face these days." [CNN via People]

"A judge in the Bahamas dismissed charges Monday against two people accused of trying to extort money from John Travolta after the prosecutor said the actor no longer wanted to pursue a case stemming from the death of his teenage son." [CBS News]

"Nobody is perfect and that includes me. Recognizing nobody is perfect and perfection doesn't exist, although it might seem obvious, is a long journey. I've learned many things in order to make peace with myself, starting with the simplest like sleeping well, eating adequately or dedicating time in the mornings to praying and relaxing." —Naomi Campbell. [This Is London]

"I still have to cover my toes because I'm like that kid who thinks there's a witch under my bed who's going to eat my tootsies off. I have nightmares. Russell is my dreamcatcher." — Katy Perry. [Mirror]