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21st Century Quotations - I tweet therefore I am. - To friend or not to friend that is the question - Ask not what Wikipedia can't tell you. - One bad Apple requires a call to tech support. - So many websites, so little time. - Is that an iPod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? - Don't cry over a spilled latte. - It's all geek to me.

recently I was diagnosed with a.a.a.d.d. Age activated attention deficit disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over my car and decide it needs washing. As I start towards the garage, I realize I'm starving. As I pass the refrigerator, I see a vase of flowers. As I reach for the vase, I knock over my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decided I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter and fill a container with water when I see the remote someone left on the kitchen counter. I realize that later when I want to watch TV I'll be looking for the remote but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen counter, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs but first I'll get the mail. So I set the remote back on the counter, then head down the hall, trying to get remember what I was planning to do…

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but first I want to wish you a happy birthday… If I haven't already… I can't remember.

All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Cat * Be finicky. They'll try harder to please you. * Give attitude. Get Attention. * If you don't like your presents, sulk. * Never tell your age. * If you get bored at your party, just curl up for a nap. * Don't stress out over your first gray whisker. * Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. * Paws and reflect on what life has given to you. * Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you you're allowed to hiss and spit. * Take the day off and lie in the sun. * Stay out on the prowl all night long. * Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. * It's a good day to shed you inhibitions. * Act catty. * Toy with your presents before you tear them open. * Spend some quality time in the litterbox. * Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. * If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. * Don't let anything or anyone put you out.

All I Need To Know About Birthdays I learned From My Dog * You were born to be loved. * You can teach an old dog new tricks. * Chewing on your presents is the highest form on appreciation * The best way to say thank you is a big lick on the face. * If you don't get what you want, beg. * The best thing about getting old is pretending you don't hear them call. * If you don't like your presents, roll over and play dead. * Just stare at what you want until you get it. * If it smells good, eat it. * Every dog has its day - this one is yours. * Bury your favorite presents in the backyard. * Stay up late and howl at the moon. * Have someone fetch your slippers for a change. * Sniff your presents before you tear into them. * Sometimes a single year can seem like seven. * A good birthday can give you a whole new leash on life. * Paws and reflect on what life has given you.

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And remember, as birthdays come and go… keep that tail waggin' and have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday!

This Avanti Big Funny birthday card is perfect for that guy who had facial hair in first grade! Even if he didn't start shaving until second grade, this card will bring big laughs! The card measures 6x11 inches. Extra postage required. Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.

This Avanti 'Little Big Funny' birthday card is perfect for that guy who had facial hair in first grade! Even if he didn't start shaving until second grade, this card will bring big laughs! The card measures 5x8.75 inches. Made in the USA. Printed on Recycled Paper.