As we are going through the tough economic times, we need to relax a little bit. So here is some good jokes on the current economy situation. Have some fun folks!

LIQUID ASSETS :If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Another one +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.