Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

His sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Me: Do you have a book for men with small his thing?Librarian: I don't know if it's in yet.Me: Yeah that's the one.

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Do you know about 7 important most important Men in a Woman's life? No, then here we go:One. Mr. Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."Two. Mr. Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."Three. That Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"Four. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"Five. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"Six. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"Seven. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Sexy Male in the club Orders a Beer..SexyFemale next To Him-What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered the same..SexyMan-I'm so Happy.SexyFemale-Me too.Sexy Man-What A Coincidence.Sexy Lady-My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Years For A Baby..Today I'm Pregnant.Sexy Man-What A Co-Incidence.I Am A FarmerFrom 4 Years My Hens Were Infertile,Today All Laying EggsSexy Lady-Wow How Did That Happen?Sexy Man- I Used A Different Cock.Sexy Lady SMILED, & SaidWHAT A COINCIDENCE!!

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

One day, a 7 year old girl went to visit his grandmother. Playing with her toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, she looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with it as my boyfriend."Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.The little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.The minister said: "Hello, is your Grandma home?"The little girl replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!"

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Sexy Husband: I am feeling so happy while seeing your friend.Sexy Wife: Yeah, I can see your happiness through your jeans.

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

One day, little girl was at the park playing when she saw his dad and aunt walk behind the bushes.She followed them quietly.What she saw surprised her a lot. She ran home and told her Mother... Guess what I saw today!"How should I know" Mom replied."You know, dad and aunty went into the bushes and aunty took off dad's jacket and then...""Stop, it is better you wait until you daddy gets back to home and we have dinner to finish your story?" mom said."Fine" said the girl.And when they were all having dinner, the girl started.."and then Dad did to Aunt what Uncle did to Mom while Dad was out...."

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Sexy Husband comes home from a tough time of work and finds his Sexy wife laying in front of the fire place with her legs wide open.He asks, "Dear, what are you doing?"

She replies, "I'm heating up your dinner."

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

a Boy and a Girl were enjoying a lot in a open garden!!! Suddenly, a mosquito went into the girl's T-shirt.... Naughty mind ... don't think too much.... it came out and bit the boy's hands!!!!

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

A Sexy Boy and a Sexy Girl were enjoying a lot in an open garden!!!

Suddenly, a mosquito went into the girl's T-shirt....

Naughty mind ... don't think too much....

it came out and bit the Sexy boy's hands!!!!

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

a Sexy Boy and a Sexy Girl were enjoying a lot in a theater!!!

Suddenly, the Sexy Girl felt something like snake going into her pants....

Do you know what is that?

Naughty mind ... don't think too much....

it is the Sexy boy's hands!!!!

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

A Sexy Boy moves into a colony where people don't wear clothes. Sexy Boy receives a letter from his Sexy girl friend asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new place. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in that colony, the Sexy boy cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his girl friend. The Sexy boy cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his sexy girl friend's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his sexy girl friend. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

A blonde walked in on her sexy husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman's head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her sexy husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

A sexy Man comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger with his sexy wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His sexy wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he is stupid."

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

One day a sexy girl was talking to her sexy friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for my special day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her sexy friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Just married couple after first night!Sexy Husband: Let me be frank - It is not my first time.Sexy Wife: Well. let me also clear that you still need to learn a lot.

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

I just lost the prize by 1 point. That last question was, "Where do sexy girls mostly have curly hair"?I was confident that i was correct, but that mad computer replied "Africa".

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Couple started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 11 minutes of it, the sexy man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flash light!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past 7 minutes!"

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

As an Air plane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!”

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here.Me: But I bought it from your shop.Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. you can use them here!

Funny Girl Sexy Story, Girl Sexy Stories:

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Sexy was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,"girl, what isyour problem?"Girl answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My brother is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than him! I think Ishould be in the third-grade too!"Ms. Sexy had enough. She took the girl to the principal's office. While the girl waited in the outer office, the teacherexplained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Sexy that she would give the girl a test and if she failed to answer any of her questions she was to go back to the first-grade. She agreed.The Girl was brought in and the conditions were explained to her and she agreed to take the test.Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Girl: "9".Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Girl: "36".And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Sexy andtells her, "I think this girl can go to the third-grade."Ms. Sexy says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask her?" The principal and girl both agreed.Ms. Sexy asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?Girl: after a moment "Legs."Ms. Sexy: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"Girl: "Pockets."Ms. Sexy: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?Girl: CoconutMs. Sexy: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the girl was taking charge.Girl:BubblegumMs. Sexy: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...Girl:Shake handsMs. Sexy: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?Girl: Yep.Ms. Sexy: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.Girl: TentMs. Sexy: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.Girl:Wedding RingMs. Sexy: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.Girl: NoseMs. Sexy: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.Girl: ArrowMs. Sexy: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?Girl: FiretruckMs. Sexy: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.Girl: ForkMs. Sexy: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?Girl: SURNAMEMs. Sexy: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for makinglove?Girl: HEARTThe principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this girl to IIM Ahmedabad, even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!! "

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