The Pokemon Multiverse EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

"Hello, Internet. Welcome to GAME THEORY, where I'm not gonna Raichu a love song. I'm gonna write Mew a theory that has a Chansey of not being too Farfetch'd. Sorry, enough puns. I'll keep my big Meowth shut. This opening joke was REALLY Onix-eptable. You still here after that terrible opening? Great, thanks for sticking around!"
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Not too long ago, Nintendo released Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire...games I initially wrote off as shameless HD rereleases. BUT! While the bulk of the story may be the same, there's a bit of post-game content that ROCKS the foundation of the Pokemon world and changes everything we THOUGHT we knew about the franchise!