"I'm just positively giddy Sniperspy's clothes are on this day," spoke a long haired sage who had been writing poetry only moments before. "And to you, young zaptara, welcome to Strolen's Tavern; may your stay produce an abundance of creativity.

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Conan! What are three great things in life?

To crush your enemies; to have them flee before you, and to hear the lamenations of their women.

A penguin, dressed in a ridiculous pirate outfit, wearing a hat with a giant purple feather plume, a wooden sword, and pink-lensed goggles, comes rolling in on a giant sloshing barrel. He tosses you a frosty mug of thick, green, foamy, salty grog.

"D'arr! I be Captain Penguin! Lord 'o' the High Seas or something like that!"

Sniperspy is a complex name devised for me by the ancients of fire, earth, and water all working together, a feat never before accomplished, I will not have it soiled.*draws sword and moves longbow to a more easily accesable position across his chest*

My cell phone message says "Hey youve reached [my name] I am here but I am avoiding someone at the moment so if I dont call you back well dem's da breaks." haha, "Hey! don't think Ive properly introduced myself. I am Almatari, sheildmaiden and elven friend (I better be standing this close to Snipe) Welcome to our humble abode, or something of the sort..."

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Trees!!!A tree fell in the forest. A man didn't hear it. He is now dead.

You see some frozen statue come to life again and hide behind the samurai.

I have not brought this up before, but I am a sucker for non-violence....

Since for some of us this seems a hard to grasp concept, it involves not using swords, daggers, bows and other weapon like attributes.

Yours, Ylorea

p.s. For those of you that wonder, I had a great holliday in the south of france, where we have seen no computers, no cell-phones that where Internet enabled.In short, we enjoyed the wind, sun, mountains, the nice weather

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______________________________________The answer is 42, but does anybody know the question?