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As I have stated before, I love our lesser European Allies, but most of them seem to be almost in a vegetative state. Don’t start with the Liberal calls of “Racist” or “Bigot” or “Xenophobic” until you have heard about this New’s article.

As we all know for a fact, Irish people are awful drunkards. They would sell their own children for a shot of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey and a pint of Boddinton’s Ale. This is why the Irish pop out as many kids, if not more, than Mexicans and un-wed Black mothers. This particular inebriate related to this story however, was childless and needed to resort to Alchemy to find ways to pay for his booze juicing habits.

We all know that Alchemy is a fake Science Sorcery Magic that Satan tries to tempt “Dullards” with. We also know that most Irish are indeed “Dullards”, therefore it is understandable, sort of. I would have expected this story to come out of some African Zulu WitchDoctor or perhaps from a Dutch, but no, It came to us from the State of Ireland which is owned by England.

Here is the story:
An British, Queen worshipping Irelander named Paul Moran thought he could turn his own fecal droplets into gold, by mixing them with fertilizer and other random ingredients, probably Haggis and Blood Pudding. Instead, this already lethal combination exploded, destroying his apartment and covering the streets of Belfast in the most Carnage they have ever seen. Considering how the Irish people have never seen a War, and probably don’t know what a bomb going off sounds like, It was reported that 237 of his neighbors had heart attacks (17 of whom died instantly).

The Judge at his trial, who happened to be an American working overseas there because they take turns volunteering to be Judges there, had this to say: “Rather bizarrely, you were attempting to make gold from human feces and waste products,” the judge told the 30-year-old man. “It was an interesting experiment to fulfil the alchemist’s dream, but wasn’t going to succeed.”

Moron’s lawyer described his client as a man of “considerable intellectual ability,” but with drug problems. It seems he spent too much time with The Dutches, injecting Marijuana or taking LSD laced THC pills anally.

This is what happens when people turn their backs on God and worship a false idol like Mary. We all know Catholicism is a cult, and only Republican, Christians who follow God’s Holy Words will enter into His Kingdom.

Here we can see a Gay News reporter trying to spin this story to fit the Homogay Agenda and convince people that you can squirt diamonds from your twiddle rompus. The gays will stop at nothing to convert people to their lifestyle, sickening…

In conclusion, I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that:

#1. The Heathen, British State of Ireland is full of Cult members and Alcoholic drug takers.

#2. Alchemy is Sorcery.

#3. Liberals just won’t listen when we tell them that these heathens would respect us more if we rained down a soothing blanket of Nuclear Peace over them and then rebuilt them in America’s image, like God intended for the World. Hopefully when Herman Cain is elected, he will do the right thing with Europe.

About The AuthorYears of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

I cannot “praise” you for your above comment. I wanted to brother, but as a member of the master race, you must not make grammatical errors!

Hopefully, when our guy, Hermann ‘Goering’ Cain is elected to president of The Fatherland, we can round up all of the terrorist, ‘inferior’(I hear you loud and clear) agrarian Irish, and send them to holiday camps.

Considering you decide to lash out against society, claim everything that they do is evil, while being the slimiest scumbags that have ever existed, even to the point where you think Hitler was a good guy and cheer for the deaths of others, you have no fucking room to be naming me out whatsoever.

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