You may not be aware of this, because why would you be, but there’s an entire sub culture of people out there who like to turn their dogs into walking graffiti by giving them preposterous, decorative haircuts. Look at the expressions of utter disappointment on all their faces. Big shout out to the dude in picture 14 who took the time to go to a dog show in black face.

wait a minute. i have so many questions for guy-in-blackface… why? what were you thinking? what are you suppsoed to be? an african tribesman? is that a bamboo spear in your hand? why are you wearing a torn t-shirt and dog tags? are you a US Army native? why are you wearing an 80s rocket/emo hair wig, did they run out of dreadlock wigs at party city? at what point did you look in the mirror and think “yeah, this looks pretty cool and totally appropriate and non-racist. Let me just get the white around my eyes to make my eyeballs look bigger just like on the africans”. Is that a straw in your hair? why did you put a straw there?