DOH! Stupid reflective surface!

Todd, get the URL for that eBay item and send it to the good folks at whowouldbuythat.com (via suggest@whowouldbuythat.com) -- the proprietors will be happy to feature this as one of their auctions of the day, I'm sure.

Ya know, I try really really really hard to not make judgements based on body shape or anything, but if you've got a body like that, shoot it reflected in something concave, or that stretches a little better vertically! Use your medium effectively.