Best reason to skip the red carpet show

We'll tell you everything you would have learned by watching: Hilary Swank had almonds stowed in her purse, Colin Farrell would have made hats if he had not become an actor, and Viggo Mortensen has 43 tattoos. That sounds impossible, yes, but we hear that at least 30 are tattoos of moles.

We'll tell you everything you would have learned by watching: Hilary Swank had almonds stowed in her purse, Colin Farrell would have made hats if he had not become an actor, and Viggo Mortensen has 43 tattoos. That sounds impossible, yes, but we hear that at least 30 are tattoos of moles. (Frazer Harrison / Getty Images)

We'll tell you everything you would have learned by watching: Hilary Swank had almonds stowed in her purse, Colin Farrell would have made hats if he had not become an actor, and Viggo Mortensen has 43 tattoos. That sounds impossible, yes, but we hear that at least 30 are tattoos of moles.Frazer Harrison / Getty Images