"Your job is to write the best you can about the things you care
about. However, I thought your parody of Twilight was very
funny. (I have only read the beginning so far.)"-- Reader/Customer Email (from U.K.)

"If you are one of the people who hate Twilight, the Twihard
craze, and how corporations push books down people's throats, then Jess
C Scott's Literary Heroin is a hilarious catharsis that mocks
the overhyped and sexist series. Scott's mockery of Twilight
and even Twilight knock-off writers will have readers laughing
long after they finish the book, all because it is true that there are
a lot of bad books out there that somehow snag major money and acclaim.
If you want to get the Twilight taste out of your mouth, then
Literary Heroin will do the trick!"
-- Kristopher Miller, Author of The
Maze's Amulet

"Jess C Scott smartly chooses her words to really give an electrifying
effect to readers...this is a work that will instigate revolution against
literary mediocrity and mundane novels. I highly recommend this to people
who love books and who hate bad literature!"-- Hail Gil (5-star
review)

"So, what did you think of Twue Wuv?" Isobel asked with a sweet
smile.

"I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no
meaning unless I have a boyfriend," gushed Stephenie, Renesmee's
BFF.

Stephenie was overweight but enjoyed dressing provocatively. She thought
the guys couldn't handle her. Most of them were scared off by her seductive
ways and non-stop approaches towards anyone in class who owned a pair
of testicles.

"A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect
guys in Twue Wuv."