I hate to be an old foggie, party-pooper, but that just about sums up the reason I gave up drinking early in life. I'm am one of those folks that don't like to feel out of control, so one night when I heard myself say something that had not passed through my brain first, I decided that was too scary for me!! Angela

This is absolutely amazing! I want to cut it out and post it at my office. I've been begging for a margarita machine for years now!!! Thank you for this chuckle and I think I'm going to feature this as my tickled tuesday read and link it back to you so everyone can enjoy not just your humor but all your great talent!

hahaha...i just thought my friends were a lil hard of hearing..LOLoh goodness that is great! on the margarita note...especially since it's almost cinco de mayo..you ladies need to try "skinny girl" by bethany housewife of ny! it's a lil strong at first but, 2nd one is smooth..:)i'm a fan since i'm alway on a diet :()xoxo's nancy

Great Post. I tried to find your email address, but was unsuccessful, so I will just leave it here. I want to say thank you. A while ago Holly from Things That Inspire wrote about me, and then you featured me and put me on your blog roll. I have been living the benefits of that since it happened. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you sharing you fabulous readers with me. It is such an honor, and you blog continues to inspire me daily. You will never know how much you have helped me. Many Thanks. Blayne

OMG that is so funny i started to think it was seriois at first then realized it wasn't i want to post this on my blog with your permission and link back to you...suzanne ps love to entertain also and can't wait for our backyard renovation ...summer can't get here quick enough great post xoxox

About The Author

Melaine Thompson is based out of beautiful Seattle Washington.

She is a home design blogger and mother to My Sweet Savannah and Cody, and is married to her high school sweetheart. She was named one of the Best Design Blogs by Country Living Magazine. Her work has been featured in Cottages And Bungalows, Better Homes And Gardens, Flea Market Style, and Atlanta Homes And Lifestyle. You can reach Melaine by emailing her at[email protected]