There was a time on this Earth, not so long ago, when you could hear the birds singing every morning, watch the stars twinkle in the night sky, and anyone you asked would say "WTF is a kardashian?" Now, even though I don't watch TV and I try to avoid any "news" about reality shows altogether, I am aware of the entire brood. Mostly because I am pummeled with their images at the check out stands, but still. These classless attention whores are farking everywhere.

zenobia Not likely. Wintour can't stand Kim. Kim's been begging her for years to be put on the cover. The cover! And Wintour has always politely declined. Kim has been begging for an invitation to the Met Ball for years but never got in until this year, because she was Kanye's guest. Hasn't much to do with what she wore.

I predict that she won't lose the baby weight and everyone will loathe her new appearance as much as she does and she and Kanye will split up and we'll never see her again. Good.