I seriously need to put in a screening process before making friends...

The Bat Shit Crazy Mary Scary

Im still rather proud of this

There's Something (Off) About Mary

Normally I don't feel the need to explain what or who I'm talking about...I assume that everyone will just figure it out along the way, however Mary Scary is the construct of a seriously insane mind... who I was first introduced to a couple of years back when She was performing at Beefcakes in Cape Town and since both Mary and her alter ego have become friends of mine.Born and Raised in the small town of Dayton, Ohio, she moved to the bright lights of NYC. There she was used and abused by people, but as a result she realised her "TRUTH". One day a "prophet" (who was actually just a crack head) told her that the secret to Love, Life and Rock Super-stardom lay in the mysterious city of Cape Town, South Africa.

The Drag Rock Lesbian Superstar who won the 2007 Hooter Wet T-shirt Competition (later disqualified for fly kicking a referee in the balls) and lead singer of Tokyo & the Sexxwails plus some other stuff Im way to fucking lazy to research at 04:30am on a Sunday.

OK lets make this easy...watch the following vids ... you'll get the idea

So here are some of the highlights from when we went to go see her show in JHB last week...I'm going to be brief because Im tired, and by now Im sure half of you have stopped reading cause there are too many words and you'd rather play Plants vs Zombies

Champagne Le Roux has a thing for Hobo Man!

Champagne Le Roux the hysterical opening performer for Mary's show instantly took a liking to Shaun, and even sang him a "love song" Shaun took this in his stride as he usually does, maybe he's more use to being hit on by guys in drag than he's letting on.

Couple more Tequila's and who knows

Holy Crap! Crazy Eyes! Run Shaun! Run!!

There are no words...

Tammy got kicked out the way continuously but I think that was more a case of Champagne just marking her territory! Mary was funny as always and alot of fun to watch...I would show you the clips I took of the show... but Shaun still hasn't managed to upload them for me... so you'll just have to wait.

Im not sure who ended up being more confused Liezel or Champagne... after their conversation...and Mary ended up taking a fancy to Liezel later on...seems Lesbian Drag Rockstars have a thing for plaas meisies...go figure...Personally I think Liezel should go for it...just so I can see her fathers expression at Christmas dinner.

Ummm.... Other stuff happened...

Fuck this Im going to bed...I'll maybe update the blog later.

Here is some old footage of Tokyo and the Sexxwailes performing in CT a while back.

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