Thursday, September 06, 2012

Splash du Jour: Thursday

And why is McDonald's still counting? This is really insecure, isn't it?40 gillion, 80 million, zillion, billion, killion, tillion...What is this?Does it mean anything to anyone?89 BILLION SOLD!“O.K. I'll have one."I would love to meet the chairman of the board of McDonald's...Just to say to him: "Look, we all get it. You’ve sold a lotta hamburgers, whatever the hell the number is. Just put up a sign: 'McDonald's, we're doing very well!’I don't need to hear about every goddamn one of them."What is their ultimate goal? To have cows just surrendering voluntarily?Showing up at the door: "We'd like to turn ourselves in.""We see the sign... we realize we have very little chance out there.""We'd like to be a 'Happy Meal' if that's at all possible."-- Jerry Seinfeld –