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Doorballs –
Show the world your balls with Doorballs, the world’s funniest door knocker! This little guy measures 9” tall, 6” wide, and 2” deep. These balls will get the attention of anyone knocking at your door and make salesmen think twice before bothering you. Great for apartments, man caves, bathroom doors, access doors, unsuspecting neighbors, bathroom stalls, and anywhere else you can think of that needs your balls. Discrete packaging in a white box, so you can expose your balls when ready! Also available on Amazon.

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Head Case –
Prevent ‘Baggage Reclaim’ drama and make sure your bag stands out from the crowd by slipping it snuggly inside a Head Case. After all, nothing says “that’s my luggage!” quite like a giant version of your own face, smiling back at you as it shudders round the conveyor belt.

Turtle Wax Black Box Kit –
Owning a black car is a beautiful thing. They scream luxury, power and mystique. However, anyone that owns a black vehicle knows how difficult it is to maintain. Every speck of dirt shows and it’s annoyingly easy to swirl and scratch the paint. Thankfully, Turtle Wax developed a line of car care products made exclusively for black paint finishes. The Black Box Kit revitalizes, brightens and deepens dull, faded black paint, replenishing lost color and shine. Do yourself a favor and treat your car with the care it deserves. Bring out the deepest black with Turtle Wax Jet Black.

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New Man Revolution – Fighter Pilot Approved (30% off) –
Fighter Pilot-Veteran owned and operated company! Their body wash and bold shampoo combine pure essential oils with all natural ingredients. Portions of their profit helps support veterans, firefighters, and cancer research. It doesn’t get any more badass than this. This company is changing the game by destroying hum-drum showers and turning them into full-blown experiences that guys look forward to. Honestly, these products just smell awesome….We’ll never go back to the old stuff. ChiveNMR30 for 30% off subscriptions, ChiveNMR15 for 15% off one time purchases.

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The Off-Grid Survival Axe (26% off) –
You don’t want to be caught off the grid without one of these babies. The Off-Grid Survival Axe is a finely-tuned machine, with extreme versatility, accessibility, and enormous strength. The top-of-the-line design incorporates an all-steel head and tang combined with lightweight, glass-filled nylon handles. With an enormous range of tools included on the axe, you don’t want to be stranded without one.

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Beckett Simonon (50% off) –
The guys at Beckett Simonon have done it again. These awesome full grain leather shoes are not only insanely comfortable and sturdy, but also ethically hand-made, so they come with some good karma. By making their shoes direct-to-order, you can get these bad boys at half the retail price of a similar shoe. On top of that, they’re giving Chivers an exclusive discount on any pair for the next 24 hours. Check out their awesome shoes and use the code CHIVE159 to get any pair of shoes for only $159. That’s 50% OFF the recommended retail price and that’s a hell of a deal if you ask me.

Support Ocean Clean-up Efforts –
By purchasing this bracelet, you will remove 1 pound of trash from the Ocean. 4Ocean’s recycled bracelets have removed over 90,000 pounds of Trash from the Ocean in 2017.

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Rocketbook Everlast Reusable Smart Notebook: Letter (11% off) –
No, it is not a tiny whiteboard. While the Everlast can be wiped clean with a damp towel like a whiteboard, a whiteboard isn’t endlessly reusable and connected to all of your favorite cloud services. When you write using any pen from the Pilot FriXion line in the Everlast, your writing sticks like regular paper, but you can easily export all that information to your private cloud service, or scan it into your device. Never want to buy another notebook? Well, you won’t after this one.

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Baddiewinkles Guide to Life –
If we’re even a fraction as cool as Baddie Winkle by the time we’re her age – we’ll die happy. She’s known for her colorful and controversial photo shoots, rubbing shoulders with numerous celebs and appearing in music videos… and now Helen Van Winkle’s rebellious alter ego is sharing her wisdom (and a sh*t load of cool photographs) with us.

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Unicorn Piñata –
Love Unicorns? Absolutely loath Unicorns? Could there be a more perfect gift? Fill this cute Unicorn Piñata up with sweets through a hidden hatch beneath its mane, then string it up and let the fantasy fiesta commence!

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Maritime Supply Co Anchor Necklace –
Sometimes the smallest details make the biggest impression. Every detail of the Maritime Anchor has been intricately designed and each component is proudly made in the U.S.A. It’s handcrafted wooden crossbeam adds a new level of quality that you’re not likely to see anywhere else. It’s rustic, timeless, and versatile. (use discount code: SUMMERSALE for 20% off already discounted prices. Offer expires 8/27/17)

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Draw What Success Looks Like –
Draw What Success Looks Like helps you purge your soul from all the stresses of the working day, through good old-fashioned activities and coloring-in. As well as coloring-in corporate buzzwords and creating your own ‘praise sandwiches’, this book contains all manner of activities to sooth your weary, over-worked brain.

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The Raspberry Pi Mastery Bundle (96% off) –
Raspberry Pi is a tiny, inexpensive, single-board computer that you can use to make cool Internet of Things (IoT) projects. It’s super bare bones (it doesn’t even come with a keyboard, mouse, or case) but it’s wildly popular due to its low cost, ease of use, and versatility. If you’re itching to join the Raspberry party and start making your own crazy IoT contraptions, the Raspberry Pi Mastery Bundle is a great place to start. These eight courses will teach you how to build a variety of interesting IoT projects, and you’ll learn a thing or two about coding in the process. You’ll learn how to manipulate your smart home by controlling your air-conditioning system, powering on your holiday lights, and automatically watering your plants.

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ClutchIt Double-Sided Magnetic Phone Mount (25% off) –
Because a car mount isn’t quite enough for your phone, ClutchIt is an ingenious double-sided magnetic phone holder and mount that can attach to any metallic surface or nearly any surface with metal plate pads. Whether you need to read a recipe on your fridge, navigate in the car, or set up a video at the gym, ClutchIt offers elite flexibility with its dual magnetic, and dual pivoting abilities.

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Sunscreen Flask –
There are many clever ways inconspicuously sneak some booze into some place where they’d rather you didn’t, but the Sunscreen Flask is among the best. Who’s gonna hassle you for trying to wear some sunscreen? This food-safe plastic flask holds 8 oz. of whatever type of hooch you prefer and is perfectly disguised for sporting events and other similar occasions. You might get a few strange looks from passers-by for drinking out of a sunscreen bottle, but who cares? You’ll be drunk!

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