You ever come to veganstock, you can eat breakfast with her AND listen to endless durty jokes

_________________A whole lot of access and privilege goes into being sanctimonious pricks J-DubDessert is currently a big bowl of sanctimonious, passive aggressive vegan enduced boak. FezzaYou people are way less funny than Pandacookie. Sucks to be you.-interrobang?!

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

You ever come to veganstock, you can eat breakfast with her AND listen to endless durty jokes

Yeah you can. Corn cakes and boob references for all!

That would be the best ever!!

_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk

First rehearsal for the musical! I love all of these people so much. Singing in a group and harmonizing, too... Oh man... Feels so freakin good! Also the musical director is forking adorable/hot/charming/coy/makesmeweakintheknees

In addition to the iPad my boss got me yesterday, he let me go home early, I got some great deals shopping, got flowers from my bosses boss (marketing director, for Easter) AND my useless, bisque-y coworker QUIT. finally. And the person replacing her is from within the company, is awesome, and she will be assisting me part time.

So yeah, good day. I don't have those often, so I'm stoked.

Oh, and today my honey got home from his business trip in Australia, he was gone 10 days, so glad he is home :)

It was sunny and warm for the first half of the day. My sweetie and I went to a Japanese market and bought lots of specialty ingredients. I had avocado sushi and a watermelon bubble tea for lunch. It was a good day.

_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

We finally reorganized our new apartment and took some last things out of boxes so it actually feels like a home and not like we're crashing in someone's living room. Then we went for a hike which always makes me so happy we moved. And I found gochujang at the grocery store and have decided to cook lots of Korean food. Good day indeed.

Also, I randomly invited a friend to come over for dinner tomorrow. It is so out of character for me - in the last few years I've become sort of anti-social and private and would never invite someone over to my house spontaneously, because it's like my safe-space and I'm a little protective of it. I just feel a bit like maybe I'm coming out of the self-protective fog, which is kind of scary but also nice.