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Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he
gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
"Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the
dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is
this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then,"
he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."