"Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken."-New Jersey Devils Goaltender Martin Brodeur, of whom I am happy co-keeper with poohbear.His lean, limber muscles tensed under the skin are ready to contort his body into unnatural goal stopping positions. Tara Sullivan, Bergen Record.A person's a person, no matter how small. Horton the Elephant, "Horton Hears a Who"NEW JERSEY home of the Devils, Giants, Jets, Red Bull, Nets and the Statue of Liberty--standing on our front porch waving to the neighbors.

Your unconditional rejection of violence makes you smugly think of yourselves as noble, as enlightened, but in reality it is nothing less than abject moral capitulation to evil. Unconditional rejection of self-defense, because you think its a supposed surrender to violence, leaves you no resort but begging for mercy or offering appeasement.

-Terry Goodkind

Sex Panther cologne -- 50 percent of the time, it works every time.

-Anchorman

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

As I sit here and watch game 4 of the '95 Finals, I am pumped as hell for tonight. Tonight we honor the greatest devil of all time- THE Captain. 4 to the rafters baby!!!!!!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!!!!! WIN ONE '4' THE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Right now, it is how we play against the top players of the Canes. Erik Cole and Staal are the 2 biggest threat. But of course, the entire Cane crew is a hard-working and they also score for the once-lowest-scoring team. For the defense, it is terrific due to their goaltending. Tonight, I think we really need some bangers who can create traffic in front (Rasmussen, Marshall and perhaps Janssen and Langenbrunner) and also able to make rooms for skill players (Elias, Kozlov, Gionta and Gomez). The defense must be patient coming out from the own zone as well because the Canes are not afraid to circle around the boards and could be explosively with their speed if there is a turnover. Let's hope that Stevens' night will help the team mentally.

For everyone that's going, for the love of god don't park in the deck.. that thing is a nightmare to get out of.. park at the stadium and walk over or take the bus.. You'll wait for 2 hours to get out of that damn deck.

Man, I've been listening to the Foo Fighters' "In Your Honor" all day long. That song is friggen incredible and really reminds me of Scotty Stevens. A lot of you would recognize the song, they had played a good chunk of it before Devils games earlier this year with a nice pre-game video. I wish they still played it.

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Marty will play out of his mind tonight -- it's a question of which offensive squad shows up tonight -- the Ottawa squad or the Florida squad.

GO DEVILS

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain.

"I wasn't trying to be funny. If I was you would have noticed because you'd be laughing.."-C.G 04/14/07

"The winters of my childhood were long, long seasons. we lived in three places, the school, the church, and the skating rink. But our real life was on the skating rink" (from the back of the 5 Dollar bill, proof that Canada IS hockey country..)

Loyalty above all, Save honour

15 seconds left, your team is down a goal...Are YOU in the parking lot or still in the stands?

OFFICIAL MEMBER OF Team Awesome.ca...KEEPING MANITOBA AWESOME!!!!

"FLAMES FANS- the new generation of the 90's Leaf fans, naive and stupid with no actual hockey intelligence..(which is expected when 80% of your fanbase are bandwagoners who started watching April 2004)"- PureTalent#19

Maybe Janssen can get a good Stevens hit in tonight.. knock the wind out of a guy, concussion Nothing too serious.. just a good hit!

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Tim O'Connor(my favorite F LIST celeb ) :"Do people still do birthday parties at McDonalds? Like does Ronald McDonald still show up? Whatever happened to Grimace? Do they still run the Hamburgular? They were a hit back in the day. The Hamburgular, Grimace, who else?"Rob Brink(My favorite writer): "Mayor McCheese."