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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know
what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a costume
company to explain his
problem.A few days
later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a
pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with
your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly
yours,Acme Costume Co.

The
man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so
he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel
and a note, which says:

Dear
Sir,Please find
enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with
your bald head, you should really look the part.

Very truly
yours,Acme Costume Co.

Now
the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to
emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company another nasty letter
of complaint.

The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which
reads:

Dear
Sir,We have TRIED our
very BEST.Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed
nuts.Pour
the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up
your ass and go as a caramel apple.