It’s a classic story of boy meets girl, clock strikes midnight, girl starts crying, boy kisses girl, boy pees on girl, boy runs away, girl makes it her resolution to find him because who could possibly miss taking advantage of a meet cute opportunity like that? Her January 1 post reads:

You – 5’8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that’s when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it’s you – if you remember.

In case you missed it, might we repeat, “You peed on me but it’s OK!” She’s basically writing her wedding vows. Blue hoodie with the bladder problem, get on it. (And maybe get some Depends, too.)