Walk on the Ceiling – Theme of Sonic the Hedgehog 4

As tribute to Takashi Iizuka’s hallowing vision of Sonic the Hedgehog 4, I’ve recrafted the beautiful lyrics of Reach for the Stars, and elevated them to new heights. Brand new, never explored, never walked-on heights, to create a theme song worthy of being called the theme of Sonic the Hedgehog 4. It is truly the Sonic 4 theme song as you imagined it. Real talk.

I’m gonna walk upside down~
Turns my smile into a frown
Iizuka’s gonna get his way~
There’s just no end to this gay

My feet will touch the sky
Iizuka’s such a nice guy
I’ve never walked like this
It’s all so brand new

My feet will touch the sky
Iizuka’s a pretty cool guy
Don’t take my hand,
The physics will keep you upright
Upright…

Upright…

Press start, running day and night
Suddenly, the physics don’t seem right
The world is flying right below my quills
There goes my lunch, wow what a spill
Lookin’ down’s looking up (Lookin’ down’s looking up)
Lookin’ up’s looking down (Lookin’ up’s looking down)
I can’t get down
I’ll keep on walking!

I’m gonna walk upside down~
Turns my smile into a frown
Iizuka’s gonna get his way~
There’s just no end to this gay

My feet will touch the sky
Iizuka’s such a nice guy
I’ve never walked like this
It’s all so brand new

My feet will touch the sky
Iizuka’s a pretty cool guy
Don’t take my hand,
The physics will keep you upright
Upright…

Upright…

(Instrumental by Iizuka on the banjo)

I think I’m going blind
Iizuka is so devine
But how will I run now, I cannot get down

Oh, I can feel it now
The numbness has won out
Don’t take my hand the physics will~ keep you~

Upright…

Just hit that boost (Just hit that boost)
We’ll take a brand new step
(I’m gonna walk upside down)

Don’t take my hand (Don’t take my hand)
Just hit that boost, alright?
The physics will keep you..
Upright!

Of course. I’m glad you think that way, because I wouldn’t expect you to go and explain to the type of person I was referring to that it’s not “another Sonic 4 complaint o god’ either. Still, that doesn’t change the fact that, if someone doesn’t understand the context, they could write off whoever was responsible for the article as “another whiny Sonic fan”. Again, I’m not implying that you are.

Some people call us whiny b*stards because of those angry videos on ReallyReallyHonestandForTrueTube. They somehow associated Retro with tWe had some suggestions on Sonic 4, and the physics were joke-worthy. The post wasn’t angry.

This makes me embarrassed to be a Sonic fan. I mean, honestly, why would you make a song about ONE SENTENCE (or so) in an interview using a game-that-you-praise’s theme music? [Insert soon-to-be-Internet-meme(unfortunately) that starts with R, ends with K, and has EAL TAL in the middle]

I was bored and had ten minutes to waste. You feeling embarrassed to be a Sonic fan is no one’s doing but your own. You can’t blame it other people just making a lighthearted joke because of the absolute silliness of the matter.