The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..