"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you[Cow:] Moo[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that[Cow:] Moo[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl[Cow:] Moo[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave[Cow:] Moo[M2:] Hey watch it cow

"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

[Tennis ball being hit][Farmer:] That was out[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out[Cow:] Mrr[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle[Cow:] Moo

"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

[Phone rings, cow picks it up][Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?[Cow:] Moo[Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle[Cow:] Mrr[Farmer:] Take that fatty[Cow:] Mrr[Slams down phone]

"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

[Car sounds][Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.[Car hits farmer][Farmer:] Oooh