"Please do me a favor. Don’t use the word. You may not use that word. It is off limits to you. Only those in this house that understand the nest egg may use it. And don’t use any part of it either. Don’t use 'nest.' Don’t use 'egg.' You’re out in the forest, you can point -- 'The bird lives in a round stick.' And … and … you have 'things' over easy with toast." -- "Lost In America" (1985)

"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than six or seven children." -- "Kingpin" (1996)

"I haven’t been home in years." -- "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987)

"It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday." -- "Rain Man" (1988)

Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going, Hollywood." Gonzo: "Well, sure, if you want to do it the easy way." -- "The Muppet Movie" (1979)

"You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well, darling, look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!" -- "Thelma and Louise"

"Well you've shown me an excellent example of the hiking part. When does the hitching come in?" -- "It Happened One Night" (1934)

"Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are." -- "Easy Rider" (1969)

"Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes ... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?" -- "National Lampoon's Vacation" (1983)