"Romney is ready to make the deep rollbacks in healthcare, education, social services, reproductive rights that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting — all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland," Whedon says in his, ahem, endorsement.

He goes on to note that Mitt is not only committed to "true insolvency and chaos" through "unregulated corporate privilege," but will also be unafraid "to face a ravening grasping hoard of subhumans" — or, as he calls them, "poor people."