May 14

Show #314 – House of Grey Thighs

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Hey there gang! Welcome to today’s “A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan” podcast! We’re really glad that you’re here and we’re really sorry that the show is a day early – but not really because we’re all going on the Tom and Dan Cruise!!! Let’s not waste anytime and go to the tape:

-Tom’s baby got him sick

-Cures for illnesses

-Wawa étiquette

-Blind people and touch-screens

-Tighty-whities

-House of Grey Thighs

-Craigslist gone bad

-Tom sold a pelican case and Dan’s upset

-All scumbag listeners pick up the phone during the day

-Mattresses-worst thing to buy used?

-#CutTheSquid

-Diarrhea gums

-Race check boxes on paperwork

-Tom and Dan gay stickers?

-Affirmative action

-“GAY!” origin still a mystery..

-P silencer

-Travis is now #SenorFrog

-Racist meme

-Tom is Old Forgetful Bastard

-Skeet shooting on a cruise

We can’t thank you enough for the supporting the show and make sure and check out TomandDan.com if you need more content or lots of the latest T&D merch.