“The Fall” had its premiere at Toronto and prompted debates along the lines of “Is Tarsem’s ‘The Fall’ a masterpiece or a disaster?” Two years and a struggle later, it’s finally getting a theatrical release from Roadside Attractions, “presented by” Ã¼ber cool kids David Fincher and Spike Jonze. You can see the trailer, which looks like “The Holy Mountain” crossed with “Pan’s Labyrinth,” but, like, way sillier, here. Hits theaters April 18th.

On to another man who prefers to go without his last name: there’s a trailer for Bruce David Klein’s doc “Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise” here. The film opens March 12 in New York.

“Dark Matter,” the winner of the Alfred P. Sloan Prize at last year’s Sundance, is trailered here. The films stars Liu Ye as a brilliant Chinese physics student whose chances at a Nobel Prize are dashed by university politics. It opens April 11th.

There’s a trailer for the threequel you never knew you wanted, “Starship Troopers 3: Marauder,” up on YouTube here. It’s slated to go direct to DVD, as was its predecessor “Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation,” and looks to have the production value of your average Sci Fi Channel attack-of-the-killer-sloth flick, but hey, Casper Van Dien returns as Johnny Rico. Street date seems to be July 15.

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The Best Of The Last

The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.