I’m usually no big fan of wedding-themed photoshoots, unless of course they’re lingerie wedding-themed photoshoots. And especially if they’re featuring German hottie Alena Blohm. I know I’ve written a lot about future ex-wives before, but until now, I don’t think I’ve ever actually talked about my future weddings. But when those big days come, I want them all to look exactly like this. I mean, just look at Alena here. Isn’t this how every young boy pictured their wedding growing up, or was that just me?