Follow Jersey Shore

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro. Ronnie: [laughs]Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro. JWoww: That's me.