And just to make sure that horny adolescent boys who somehow don’t know how to find porn on the internet pick this thing up, it has extra boobs on it, not just Maria’s. Classy touch!

Last week, I was shocked to see that members of In This Moment who aren’t Maria Brink were still allowed to be on the cover art for the band’s new single, “Blood.” Granted, their faces were concealed, but still — that’s a big step up in the world for them!

But I guess those dudes let all the attention go to their heads and someone decided they needed to be taken down a peg or two. ‘Cause now the band has unveiled the actual album art for their new album, which also called Blood, and, oh hey lookee who’s not on it: