This is a blackboard of sorts -- an expert system where you're the knowledge source. What you know is

how to rhyme

how to reason

how to make the English language go chuggety-chug

how to be funny

Each section below (bounded by horizontal lines) contains a single work-in-progress. You can start a new limerick with any line, part of a line, rhyme, or idea that you want to get across (expressed in prose, even). You can work on limericks by adding to unfinished ones. You can create variants of finished works or works-in-progress by making a fresh copy with the changes. The only rule is that everything in a single horizontal tier should be about the same limerick.

It's amazing how many WordsSmashedTogetherLikeSo actually scan pretty well. Free dinner at Swanky Frank's to the first person who can compose an entire Lim' out of WSTLS, without inventing any new ones for glue.