Sarah Palin’s Alright and Stuff, But I Have No Idea What She Means When She Talks

By “alright and stuff,” I mean “she hasn’t blown up any small countries” and “she’s never been charged with domestic abuse.” That kind of alright, you know? I’m not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don’t get your panties in a wad.

“I’m excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy [the fried food] in honor of those who’d rather make us just ‘eat our peas.’ “

Sarah Palin is on her way to the Iowa State Fair, where apparently fried butter (… what the hell?) is a staple. And she’s excited about it, clearly. Anyhoo, the comment of President Obama’s that she’s responding to is this:

“It’s not going to get easier. It’s going to get harder. So we might as well do it now: Pull off the Band-Aid, eat our peas. Now is the time to do it.”

So, um. Can anyone shine some light on this absolute sphincter of a comment from Sarah Palin’s mouth? Am I the only one who has absolutely no clue as to what this all means?

Her hotness and MILF status is injured, but not destroyed, by the strangest statements I have ever seen a human make (not just these, but most things she says). Maybe if I eat fried cheese on a stick I can learn to speak Palin.

Omg really guys? Her response was basically a “screw you” to the government trying to police what we eat and such. There’s been a lot of talk of talking away obese children from their parents, etc, so Palin (strange as she may be) was making the comment that Obama can meet hospital peas, she’ll be having the food that tastes good..

I understood her point too. But I would hardly qualify the Obama’s advocation of healthy foods as “the government trying to police what we eat.” All Palin is doing is talking nonsense, in a lame attempt to spite the Obama’s. She could give a flying fuck about the message.