There. Now that that is settled, let me tell you a little about myself.

I am:

* 27 years old chronologically, 7 years old mentally
* obsessed with shiny things
* internet addict
* pop culture nut
* spoiled and whiny
* self deprecating
* good for a laugh, good for a cry
* made of jelly beans
* about to get my first tattoo
* a gypsy - I've lived in 13 states
* too smart for my own good but too stupid to take full advantage of that fact
* loves boobies and other naughty stuffs
* evil... and occasionally goat-like

I look forward to getting to know you all and, of course, infecting you all with my personal blend of insanity.

That's just the number of states... that's not including the different cities within each state.

I figure that had I had the inclination growing up, I would have made a great serial killer. There's no telling where I'm going to move to next. Fortunately for the general populace, I'm too lazy to bother with the digging of holes, operation of wood chippers, and the like.

We didn't vacation when I was a child. My mother would say to us, "Oh, doesn't that place look lovely. We're going to move there now." I suppose that life experience is better than a shitload of crappy tourist shirts and gaudy chatckas from West Bumblefuck and beyond.

hey I want to welcome you as well. I am considered a gypsy to lol. I have lived in 8 states and 2 countries other than the US. so I guess that makes me a gypsy to ???? Well I hope you enjoy it here. well bye