What would otherwise appear an exceptionally plush and comfy couch has been improved with the addition of countless metal spikes of varying sizes, jutting out of the furniture at all angles.
1 pierce damage!
You try to sit down on a spiked couch but end up poking yourself on a spike. OUCH!

[FROM Liani (OOC)]: It's an ice cream conehead
You also notice a bronze crossbow bolt (x8) and the corpse of a slender pale white cave drakolin.

This is the text message I got last night right before bed, certain information removed/changed to protect the player's identity:

I accidentally mailed a werewolf to (player) instead of (a type of letter). Can you hack into (his/her) post account and remove the werewolf?

Personally, I think the idea of someone checking their mail and having a werewolf jump out at them would be hilarious.

[GMCHAT Uyoku]: Octum is when the octumbunny comes around and lays pumpkins everywhere right?
[GMCHAT Rias]: Dimmes says "oh hai :) u need healz? ill get u dont worry thaum lasers pew pew pew lol"
[CHAT - GameMaster Rias would totally nuke Rooks]: Here's how elemancy works: The freeblegreeble and the zippoflasm have to be combined with the correct ration of himbleplimp, then you add the gargenheimer and adjust the froopulon for the pattern you want, apply some tarratarrtarr, yibble the wantaban, and let 'er rip!

Dorn effortlessly hops up onto the back of a bulky black warhorse.
A blast of scouring water expands outward from you!
A bulky black warhorse is struck by the expanding ring of scouring water!
A bulky black warhorse falls to the ground!
Dorn falls from his bulky black warhorse!
19 crush damage - (left hind leg)
A bulky black warhorse is stunned!
Dorn is struck by the expanding ring of scouring water!
(energy -15)

[FROM Liani (OOC)]: It's an ice cream conehead
You also notice a bronze crossbow bolt (x8) and the corpse of a slender pale white cave drakolin.

This all starts about an hour before the events following, happen. Pilnor, Aleari and myself were out training along the Shadgard's Old Forest Trail and were attacked by a Werewolf. Though, at the time of the attack, Aleari wasn't around. Then, later:

Posted with the approval of Ambrose.
(Ambrose greets the merchant respectfully as he peruses the wares.)
Ambrose has a few words with a pale aloof woman.
The proprietor unflinchingly nods curtly to Ambrose.
A pale aloof woman stares at Ambrose blankly as he looks about her shop:
Ambrose says, "Some 'unique' wares, I understand why you are located in a 'private' area."
(Ambrose inclines his head slightly.)
The woman stares blankly.
Ambrose says, "I know you'll do some brisk business...of that I'm sure."
Ambrose says, "Good day madame, until I return with the proper remittance."
The proprietor clenches her face up momentarily...
Ambrose arches an eyebrow.
You smell an awful smell.
Ambrose blinks.
Ambrose coughs.
Ambrose says, "On that note..."
Ambrose waves.
Ambrose heads southwest.

Speaking to Teek, you say, "Your job? Difficult? Your /job/ is protecting the people of these lands."

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chuckle
You chuckle.

EAvdSmDt>
You hear the deep, echoing toll of a bell in your mind. Your vision ripples as an image briefly forms in your mind's eye:

The remnants of an old wagon lying overturned lies here half buried in the foliage. The area is covered in short bushy grass and many small rocks dot the landscape. There is a small breeze here which feels slightly warm and a bit humid.

The mental image fades, leaving your vision clear once again.
(You can use the esp rescue command to send a pulse of your personal ESP color in response, in order to alert the dead that you're attempting to rescue them.)

(You recognize that as the Mistral Lake Lost Caravan area.)

* Your sense of awareness is briefly tinged with the color Bone-White. *

[FROM Uandir (OOC)]: I wonder what the max number of channels is.
[TO Uandir (OOC)]: 3
[FROM Uandir (OOC)]: At once or per element?
[TO Uandir (OOC)]: At once
[FROM Uandir (OOC)]: Balance issues. I thought per element then thought of an elemancer with twelve channels.
[TO Uandir (OOC)]: That's terrifying.

While planning a trip to the haunted galleon with a bunch of people on ESP...
[FROM Vinz (OOC)]: what are the nether called on that pirate ship again?
[TO Vinz (OOC)]: I'm scared to tell you...
[FROM Vinz (OOC)]: DO-IT >:)

A point-eared scruffy coydog picks up a small rattan leather ball.
You transfer 114 items from the ironwood barrel that is on the ground into a pine handcart.
27 seconds.
You ask, "Do you want me to leave anything in particular so you don't starve?"
A point-eared scruffy coydog snarls as it shakes the leather ball around with its teeth.
[CHAT - Maric Canavan is feeling introspective]: I know a lot of it is candy, but well, sometimes a little sweet can brighten a very dark day
Maric says, "I know a lot of it is candy, but well, sometimes a little sweet can brighten a very dark day."
Maric says, "Nah, without althea, i mostly eat at the church."
The coydog looks to be a cross between a coyote and a domesticated hound. No collar adorns its neck.
It is holding a small rattan leather ball in its right hand.
You say, "A coydog is in here, Maric..."
A point-eared scruffy coydog drops a small rattan leather ball.
A point-eared scruffy coydog barks at Maric!
Maric says, "Co hey."
Speaking to a point-eared scruffy coydog, Maric says, "Hey."
You giggle!
Maric pets a grey wolf pup, scratching him behind the ears.
You ask, "Did it just sneak in here?"
A point-eared scruffy coydog snarls at Maric.
Maric moves to guard a grey wolf pup from attack.
You ask, "Or did you suddenly acquire a coydog?"
Maric opens a golden brown pine door.
a point-eared scruffy coydog heads through a golden brown pine door.
Maric closes a golden brown pine door.

CHAT - Sir Alexander Candelori: Truly a man is an abomination that does not dip his french fries into his chocolate frosty.
Bryce flatly says, "Just fair warning: If one of those things webs me, I'm going to scream like a girl."