Doesn’t something just seem right with the world when there’s a brand new season of Jersey Shore train wreckery (or, let’s say ship wreckery in this case as the gang moves from the east coast to Italy) to look forward to?

Jersey Shore phenomenon Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino paid a visit to Long Island native Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite radio show yesterday, and the results were rather interesting and entertaining.

"Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women, and I feel that's why the lesbian rate is going up in this country." - Snooki on men, women, and the lesbian rate in this country

Whether you're laughing with the Jersey Shore gang, or more likely laughing at them, I'm here to say that it's okay to be mega-fist pumping-kill that beat psyched about the return of Jersey Shore (Season Two premieres July 29th on MTV).