My Love Affair With Bullet Points, Part 87

I had to pay the full $25.00 because I didn't know there was a "$3.00 off!" coupon.

The "Dr." didn't wash her hands before she started handling all my stuff

2. Dog

The dog bit through his leash the last time he went to the groomers.

He what?

3. Dog Part 2

The dog does not like the deluxe swimming pool that Sami found on a trash pile one garbage day. It's got a slide, a little town to drive cars around on, a cup holder, a hole where a sprinkler thing used to be and a little corner seat. What else could a dog want in a pool?

Barking at his out-of-reach ball is as much as he does with it there.

The county I live in has two dog beaches. I guess that's out as a recreation for us. which is a durned shame because there's no charge to go there. Unlike the human beaches. Did you know you can't just walk onto a beach in NJ? It's going to cost you.

All he wants is to be powerwashed right in the face by the JETSTREAM setting on the hose nozzle.