See who came out on top in the intellectual battle of two Stern Show staffers

Ripping open an envelope
hand-delivered by test administrator and psychologist Dr. Sitt, Howard revealed
the official results to a roomful of gasps, cheers, and screams. “The person
with the superior intelligence is … with a 121 … Memet Walker,” he read off.

“What an amazing moment. I have so
many people I want to thank,” he announced. “Dr. Sitt, the best in the
business. You are a true professional. You really, really are. I love you.
You’re the best. God, for blessing me with good looks and intelligence. My
therapist,” he continued.

In light of the results, Memet also
proceeded to hit back at his perceived detractors, firing off taunts at
everyone from Gary to “pouty” Jason Kaplan, “big baby Brent,” Steve Nowicki,
all of the staff in the back office, Robin Quivers, and even Howard.

“Now I know what people feel like when
they win the Oscar. Holy shit,” he gloated.

Dr. Sitt and Memet Walker after the I.Q. test results were revealedPhoto: The Howard Stern Show

Howard wondered if, after winning,
Memet still believed the test was rigged and the staffer claimed that he was
just “playing around” with his co-workers.

“The test is real. You cannot fake an
I.Q. test,” Memet said, reinforcing Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund’s claim that
he was playing mind games the entire time.

Conceding defeat, Brent looked
dismayed by his performance. “Yeah, it’s a little bit of disappointment, but
this is how you do on one test and I’m 46 years old. So, I would’ve liked to
have taken this when I was younger,” he told Howard. “I’ll accept the results,”
he added, though.

Looking to raise his spirits, Dr. Sitt
explained “the test is broken up into four different indexes. And Brent
actually scored in the superior range on two out of the four indexes.” The
longtime radio producer came in the 93rd percentile
in the working memory section and the 91st percentile
in verbal comprehension.

Moreover, Dr. Sitt added that the
aspect which really put Brent behind was his slow processing speed. “Brent was
slower and I don’t know if it may be because of PTSD or maybe because of
military experience … it’s possible that your early experiences could have
affected that processing speed,” he said.

See the breakdown of both Brent and
Memet’s scores (below).

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Before moving on to the punishment
phase, Memet had one final proclamation to make, telling Howard: “This is the
greatest day of my life.”