Florida Man Tries To Steal $172 Worth Of Lobster And Steak

A 57-year-old Florida man was busted trying to steal steak and lobster from his local Wal Mart. The man was caught walking out the megastore with $172 worth of fancy products down his pants reports WFLA:

The incident occurred on Thursday at the 7305 Broad St. store, according to the Brooksville Police Department. Mark Alan Belkola is accused of taking six packages of steak and two packages of lobster, valued at $172.98, and putting them down his pants.

He “was then observed passing all points of sale,” police said.

Belkola was arrested by police while trying to flee the store and is being held on a $2,000 bond. Fancy Florida crazies!