"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don't know." – Homer Simpson, "A Fish Called Selma"

Craptacular

I’ve stated here in a previous post that I’d love to have the domain
craptacular.com. I bring this up because a co-worker and I got into a
discussion about The Simpsons today. Nothing is more sacred than two
guys discussing The Simpsons, and naturally the talk turned to great
quotes.
I offered up Bart’s “craptacular” and Groundskeeper Willy’s
“Bonjourrrrrr ya cheese-eatin’ surrender-monkeys!” as my top two. My
co-worker went for the ubiquitous Homer quotes “D’oh!” and “Mmmmmm”.
Seeing as how the Oxford English Dictionary has recognized “D’oh” as an
actual phrase while “craptacular continues to languish in mild
obscurity, I think his are better.
Although Willy’s quote does rock.