Donald Trump explains how he does his hair

It’s one of the great mysteries of our age – just like Barack Obama’s birth origin or, to quote the president himself, how we faked the moon landing, what really happened at Roswell, and where are Biggie and Tupac. It’s Donald Trump’s hair.

… “I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb.” He pauses, frowning, casting his mind back to capture the details of the event. “Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” He pushes the leading edge of the flying wing of his hair back, to show where the hairline is. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”

Hedegaard didn’t go on to note that Trump, having shown his hairline, was full of it. But we’ve all seen the pictures – Trump’s hair most assuredly has some comb-to-the-front action going on.