So let me get this straight: he had a girlfriend, but she looked like a boyfriend? How was the cat involved? And who the fuck are The Bravery?

Anyway, Brandon Flowers, he of The Killers fame, has been speaking to US mag Rolling Stone about audiences here and over there (over there being the US, you understand). And not about The Bravery. For once.

Flowers praised British crowds: "I think they appreciate music more in England
because they're not as spoiled as we are, you know, with the movies and cars
and toys."

Right... But Flowers still found time for a little poke at us Brits and our static ways.

"We have a song called 'Midnight Show' and in America they love
it. In England they don't move at all. What's wrong with them?"

Taste, maybe? Okay, so she had a boyfriend? And The Bravery are huge? But they're a tribute band, right? No? What the fuck is this world coming to...?