Cybercrushes

Sometimes we get cybercrushes: crushes on people we don’t even know and based only on their Interweb persona. Then when we read their posts we have cybercrush goggles. They’re like drunk goggles people get when they live in real life. Suddenly everything our cybercrush says is sooo smart and sooo funny. What I want in life? To be somebody’s cybercrush.