What do you do with a bull moose, drunk on fermented crab apples, tangled in Christmas lights? Alaskan just named him "Buzzwinkle" and make him into a tourist attraction!

... the juiced moose had certainly seen better days than Tuesday, when he became a bewildered tourist attraction, parked in the courtyard of Bernie's Bungalow Lounge as shoppers clicked by with their Nordstrom bags.

"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard.