Well, it looks like someone learned a lesson from yesterday’s near miss Jessica Simpson nipple slip. That someone being Jessica Simpson, of course. Though, I’m not sure that jumping on the new Eiffel Tower pants trend is really the best move she can make. I mean, is going for Cameltoe really the best for a second act?

I really think Jessica Simpson should leave the fashion innovation to someone else. It may just be the timing, but either way, she’s really not pulling it off. Still, it gives me something to write about, so she can keep it up as long as she wants, really. I’m just waiting for the inevitable Jessica Simpson upskirt. Stay tuned…