Wanna Help Me Prank Someone Back

Hey guys my cousin recently hacked my facebook page and posted some disturbing things. I'll leave it to you guys to get him back for me. his phone # is XXX-XXX-XXXXfeel free to say whatever to him. oh and before you hang up, tell him "thats what you get for hacking my page!". Pit don't fail me now!

If creationists made Pokemon: "What the, Pikachu is...Congratulations, God decided your Pikachu is now a Raichu."