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emopoppins: i'm not making excuses but our relationship doesn't extend beyond the confines of the occasional blowjob
emopoppins: i think its over

Mr.Huck "Worse. Right now someone else is mounting your skis, staring at them deeply, caressing them and doing all sorts of weird things to them. ...drilling them, screwing them. Basically your skis will no longer be virgins when you get them back. How does that make you feel?"