Recap

Sock and Ben are at Sock’s house testing how well two pairs of pants protect against BB guns (with Ben as the test subject) when Sock’s mom returns from Las Vegas. She greets her son and then introduces Morris, a Japanese tourist dressed as a cowboy...

Sock: Hey Mom, did you see me shoot Ben in the butt?Ms. Wysocki: Yes I did. Good shootin', Bert, very good shot.

Sock: Would somebody get me a six-pack? That’s what my mom would have done.

Sock: Sometimes if you love somebody enough, you got to let them hit rock bottom.

Andi: Hey, do you know where Sock is? I need him to fake a seizure.Sam: That is an unusual request.

The Devil: I don’t know. There’s something about the sea air. You know?Sam: Yeah.The Devil: Maybe it’s because all of life came from the sea. It’s primordial, clean, fresh, and almost entirely covers up the stench of that decomposing corpse down there.

The Devil: If I’m hearing you correctly, you’re basically calling me a morally bankrupt, evil being.Sam: Yes, more or less.The Devil: Then this makes perfect sense. (shoves him into the water)

Sam: Next time I buy a present for a girl, I need you to punch me in the junk. Hard.Sock: That’s the only way I punch.Sam: Not now!

Sock: Will you listen to this guy? Wah-wah-wah. I’ve got two chicks fighting over me, what am I going to do, why am I so loveable. Shut up. Enjoy it, Sam, at least try to flip it into a three-way, that’s what I’d do.

Ben: Hey this guy Ryan’s pretty lame. “This CD Is for all of the dream who dream of the rock-n-roll dream, so dream on.”Sock: I’ve got to side with the Devil on this one: some people belong in Hell.

Sock: We’re from downtown. Downtown branch.

The Devil: We’re talkin’ about rock-n-roll, man.. The Devil’s music. Comin’ down the crossroads. Sell your soul for rock-and-roll, baby.

The Devil: And you know moms. They love talkin’ about their kids.Sam: Even when their kid’s a people eater.The Devil: Well, it’s just more to talk about.

Sock: Gets me, right here. Right… right here. Is it… where’s your heart? On the left?

The Devil:(to Sam) You’re utterly unthreatening. When you say “Devil” it sounds kind of cute.

Sock: Oh sweet muscular Mary!

Rachel: I just don’t know if I can believe you, Ryan. You told me a thousand times you were gonna give up rock-and-roll for me.Ryan Milner: But now I have no feeling in four of my five fingers.Rachel: Really?Ryan Milner: Numb.Rachel: Really numb?Ryan Milner: Bear chomp.Rachel: Ahh…

Sam: You said you wouldn’t be mad!The Devil: No, this isn’t me mad, Sam. This is me disappointed. You should see me when I’m mad. It’s really something.