"Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales" is here ruin another part of your childhood

DuckTales kicked off Disney’s short-lived dominance of the afternoon syndication slot on television, and it’s still a point of heavy nostalgia for anyone who grew up watching Huey, Dewey, and Louie. But as Fox’s ADHD bloc kicks into gear with shorts to supplement its series programming, it’s clear they’re not above taking shots at Disney properties for elaborate fantasies.“Scientifically Accurate DuckTales” pulls back the curtain on those cutesy animated creatures to reveal all the scatological and sexual biology information you never wanted to think about, plus that whole thing about the dive into a pile of gold being impossible. Basically, ducks are awful, especially male ducks, and you’ll never think of that theme song the same way again thanks to the grotesquely hilarious animation in this short.