Pirate of Carbonara wrote:Last night my girlfriend was playing with my noodle, also oral.Is it a sacrilege or is it allowed? I dont know what i can do?Whats about the carbonara - dressing? Is it holy or can i wipe it of?

T'is me opinion that He be pleased by Farfallatio, as well as Cannellonilingus.

Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air