I can't take credit for this joke. I heard it from my friends. I hope dyslexic people can
still enjoy this. It goes this way:

"WE ARE THE DYSLEXIC BORG. PREPARE TO BE ASS-LAMINATED."

For those who aren't familiar with the Star Trek series that followed the first series, the
Borg are a huge collective that takes captives from all other groups. These are implanted
with cybernetics that, among other things, bond them to the hive mind.

Whenever Borg are encountered, their first line is pretty much always "We are the Borg.
Prepare to be assimilated."