haha yeah ball catcher and battle cock, that's great. Do you Germans actually use Kugel and Gockel to refer to those parts of the male anatomy like the English translations?
Simply beautiful when translated though.

I can just see some horrible cartoon now... My battle cock is loaded and ready for action, do you have your ball catcher on hand?

(wonders how many Germans' heads that just went over)
(wonders again how many of them didn't understand that last sentence either...)

(finishes wondering)
ok so bye now._________________Commander Cleric in the house LINERS--007

But that was the whole point of it all The potential for misunderstanding is just great. There's a movie out now called Lost in Translation. I think here we may have just gained something in translation _________________Commander Cleric in the house LINERS--007