Entitled “Swing Easy soda swell out the blow–Weird,” this Japanese TV commercial for Calpis Soda (which always sounds like ‘Cow Piss’ when I hear it) shows the bright blue skies at a high school baseball stadium. Google translate goes on to explain that:In the school’s baseball game cheering surges because the 124 member Calpis band plays ‘a violent swing performance.’ Then is a burst of energy, the Calpis Soda band wearing polka dot tights just like the Calpis package raises the CM energy...or whatever.

For some strange reason, Calpis, which is a milky vanilla-flavored yogurt soft drink, had to be rebranded with the “Calpico” trademark in Latin America and Asian. Doesn’t Calpico sound better than Cow Piss?