Mischa Barton forgets to zip up her fly

Mischa Barton was spotted in New York City with her fly down. Which I’m sure was a clever move designed to draw eyes away from her top. And it might’ve worked too, had that not been the loudest most obnoxious top ever conceived by man. A breakdancing hippo couldn’t pull your eyes off that thing. It could, however, win over your heart.

Could her jeans be so tight that she CAN’T zip up pants? She should move to Cambridge, MA…she would fit in greatly with her creative look. How can someone have so much money and not have sense of style. Also, she needs to put some lotion on her skin.

Mischa’s so dumb that she’s trying to be hip and join the club of flashing vag, except she’s not wearing a miniskirt and her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open. If we were to glimpse her naughty bit, I suspect by the hygiene of her boyfriend it would look and smell like a Wooly Mammoth’s scrotum.