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Cat people (not the movie) are scarier than you think.

Purina® Cat Chow® has sprinkled their youtube channel with ®'s and added a two minute video showing people fessing up to being "a cat person". I can see where this idea might have begun, cat people are not dog people. Cat people are.. well.. different lets say. Driven by an undying love for a furball who coughs up their latest meal on the silk pillows, sharpens their claws on the antique chairs, and sheds twice as much hair on any item of clothing that is the opposite color of their fur. Yes, we're different, and there's an insight here. But the video shows people admitting to being cat people as if they are at an AA-meeting, before explaining why they are cat people. "Because he doesn't care if I have a bad hair day" says the man with not much hair at all, and that's the closest we get to it ever being funny. And that "insight" is so old it has whiskers on it. "I am a cat person" is repeated far too many times, and somehow, we're supposed to feel compelled to share this video with other cat people.