Summary

Thursdays suck and this one is no better, but Tony's determination to get coffee also gets him something else.______

“I turned off the pot like, ten minutes ago.” Tony blanched and jerked his head up to look at the man.

Exactly eighteen responses fought to the death in his head for a chance to leap out of his throat and flay Peter where he stood, but Peter had moved from the rear counter to the island where Tony was sitting at. He still wanted to give him a piece of his mind, but he instead measured the emotions in Peter’s eyes.

Summary

What if, in the Red vs. Blue universe, the 'sarcophagus' was transdimensional teleportation device? What if AIM is messing with its alternate dimension twin and sucks three Project Freelancer Agents into a merged Avengers/Justice League universe?Insanity, mayhem, and some mild maiming, that's what. Eventual team up between the Justice League, Avengers and Freelancers. Freelancers will eventually work for SHIELD. Maybe. The author isn't sure who's holding the pen. Suggestions are welcome but are decided upon by my lucky quarter. Really.Also: Not on cleanup duty.___Relationships will pop up randomly, even the author will be surprised. Edits to the tags, warnings and characters will be constant. Seriously, who's writing this thing?

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Don't ask if you can take a picture, it's not appropriate.What are you, an idiot? Do it.Don't ask if you can take a picture. It's not worth the scars.Yes it is, do it.Don't ask if you can take a picture because he'll kill you.Nope. Don't fucking do it, Kyle.------------------------------------Or: Tim gets a little held up, Kyle needs to say quite a few Hail Mary's, and Roy don't really English good.

Summary

Tim didn't stand a chance.Each action, each gift, each gesture was calculated for the best possible result. The source of this smothering affection is surprising but Tim can't find a single reason to say no...So he doesn't. The brat somehow worms his way into his heart one inch at a time.Meanwhile Damian is quite pleased with how his courtship progresses.

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“Of course oral sex counts as sex, Steven! ‘Sex’ is its last name!”Bucky’s eyebrows climbed up towards his hairline. Uh oh.“If you can’t get pregnant it’s not sex, Peg!”There was a moment of quiet, followed quickly by the sound of Peggy sputtering in astonishment.“What...who told you that load of bollocks, Steve? Was it James?”Now wait just a damned minute…

Summary

Jason and Tim have one night set aside a month for a date night, but the morning of, Bruce calls and demands that Tim join him at one of the Wayne social events, since no one else is available. It really shouldn't surprise either of them that Jason shows up to it as the Red Hood, making a show out of 'kidnapping' Timothy Drake. Although, Tim's probably a little more into it than he should be.

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He couldn't stop thinking about it. It wasn't like he hadn't tried to get his mind off of it; it was just that it wasn't working. Everything he did, everything he tried to railroad his thoughts onto another path all turned up empty the instant he was confronted with anything that reminded him of it.

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Slade makes a habit of keeping track of his children, at least in regard to the important things, and while he's checking up on Rose he learns something interesting. That she, at some point in the not-so-distant past, had something of a short relationship with one of the Bats. That, at the least, deserves a personal visit from him, just to make sure this Bat knows exactly what he's signed up for.