Can you please explain to the vast viewing audience WHY you are curious as to what type of TP they use?

Honestly, I never really thought about TP and what kind of a deal breaker it could be until you mentioned your question. I mean really I could imagine the following scenario......

You bring home a wonderful pig, I mean gal. She asks you where your outhouse, I mean bathroom is. You tell her it's the third door, down hall on her right. She follows your directions, steps outside, I mean into the bathroom, sits down and you hear the most godforsaken death scream! She yells "Single Ply! Single Ply!" She rushes back into the house, I mean, out of the bathroom and into the family room and she's pointing her finger at you and yelling, "How dare you use single ply! It's over!!" She puts on her (fur) coat, opens and shuts the front door and hops on her moped to head home. Now, poor you, not knowing that TP was a major issue in a relationship, fall to your knees, whimpering like poor puppy...you're in agony, your heart feels like it's skipping a beat...you just lost the one true love you imagined would come into your life and make you the happiest man alive. But then! You hear the doorbell...you rush to the door thinking, "She's back!!" You open the door and a man is standing there with the pizza you ordered. You decide that you forget her and enjoy the pizza cause pizza is a slice of life! There is never bad pizza. Pizza loves you no matter what kind of TP you use. All is well again in Houma!

Can you please explain to the vast viewing audience WHY you are curious as to what type of TP they use?

Honestly, I never really thought about TP and what kind of a deal breaker it could be until you mentioned your question. I mean really I could imagine the following scenario......

You bring home a wonderful pig, I mean gal. She asks you where your outhouse, I mean bathroom is. You tell her it's the third door, down hall on her right. She follows your directions, steps outside, I mean into the bathroom, sits down and you hear the most godforsaken death scream! She yells "Single Ply! Single Ply!" She rushes back into the house, I mean, out of the bathroom and into the family room and she's pointing her finger at you and yelling, "How dare you use single ply! It's over!!" She puts on her (fur) coat, opens and shuts the front door and hops on her moped to head home. Now, poor you, not knowing that TP was a major issue in a relationship, fall to your knees, whimpering like poor puppy...you're in agony, your heart feels like it's skipping a beat...you just lost the one true love you imagined would come into your life and make you the happiest man alive. But then! You hear the doorbell...you rush to the door thinking, "She's back!!" You open the door and a man is standing there with the pizza you ordered. You decide that you forget her and enjoy the pizza cause pizza is a slice of life! There is never bad pizza. Pizza loves you no matter what kind of TP you use. All is well again in Houma!

Can you please explain to the vast viewing audience WHY you are curious as to what type of TP they use?

Honestly, I never really thought about TP and what kind of a deal breaker it could be until you mentioned your question. I mean really I could imagine the following scenario......

You bring home a wonderful pig, I mean gal. She asks you where your outhouse, I mean bathroom is. You tell her it's the third door, down hall on her right. She follows your directions, steps outside, I mean into the bathroom, sits down and you hear the most godforsaken death scream! She yells "Single Ply! Single Ply!" She rushes back into the house, I mean, out of the bathroom and into the family room and she's pointing her finger at you and yelling, "How dare you use single ply! It's over!!" She puts on her (fur) coat, opens and shuts the front door and hops on her moped to head home. Now, poor you, not knowing that TP was a major issue in a relationship, fall to your knees, whimpering like poor puppy...you're in agony, your heart feels like it's skipping a beat...you just lost the one true love you imagined would come into your life and make you the happiest man alive. But then! You hear the doorbell...you rush to the door thinking, "She's back!!" You open the door and a man is standing there with the pizza you ordered. You decide that you forget her and enjoy the pizza cause pizza is a slice of life! There is never bad pizza. Pizza loves you no matter what kind of TP you use. All is well again in Houma!

K3T....hahahaha...I like that ...i also have a preference for a special paper against my bootey...its called tickel me soft.....lmao...
Well everytime you used it ...well,,,err...you know...it tickles
y a Bootey..

Maybe thats why I always have to run to the restroom for time outs...for a little tickle lol...keeps me in a really great mood..

in fact ..come ta think of it..maybe thats why my friends always like to use my restroom to...heehee..they seem to spend a lot of time in there..and they are always smiling when they come out..

If you want to really feel how soft a toilet paper is going to feel against your skin, then instead of squeezing the roll you should do this. Unroll a couple sheets of each one and put them down flat on a hard surface. Now stroke them lightly with the tips of your fingertips. Compare the texture while -- cough cough -- "stroking" each brand at the same time. If you do this for your friends, you will look really professional and like a true toilet paper connoisseur.

S*hitBegone toilet paper is unembossed? meaning you get more strength, more sheets, and the true softness you need without the "hot air" of other brands. Unembossed paper is cheaper, easier, and more efficient to make and just as good to use as even the most expensive, heavily marketed, 100% virgin fiber paper. Here's the key: instead of blowing hot air up consumer azz and in the air, S*hitBegone is content to be soft where it counts against your booty.

S*hitBeGone manufacturers sell unembossed paper because it's a better value, who but a true a*sshole, would sell something that was made of 100% fresh ground up forests more expensive than necessary and engineered to encourage overuse? That's corporate America for you...)