SECOND: I'm thuper exthited, you guyth. Do you know how hard it is to find someone that can mimic the 60s-mod/Bewitched style we've got going on our site? Pretty damn hard. Do you know how hard it is to do proper caricatures of people that look like the people? REALLY hard. So I'm stoked by what I ended up with.

Who are my Breaking Bad peeps out there?

Look at his nose! His gloved hands! Notice the green H? Ha, fangirls are the best. I <3 my sister (who did the artwork)

Oh, hey Glee folks, how about some awesome Klaine?

My daughter has already asked that I get her a t-shirt so she can wear it to school. <3

ALSO, ATTN GLEE FANS: do NOT bring your spoilers over here. I know that tomorrow is going to be b-a-n-a-n-a-s, but LET ME EXPERIENCE IT AS IT HAPPENS. Please refrain from spoiling me. Then buy a shirt or nine. :)

And all proceeds go to starving writers everywhere. Everywhere = only to the people working at HDJM, that is. Hosting a website, paying artists and writers, it doesn't come cheap. Why are you making these poor girls suffer? Buy a mug. Buy a shirt. Hanukkah's/Christmas/Kwanza/Sacrifice Day is just around the corner, and here are some awesome fan-based items waiting for you.

ADDED MERCH + Your Thoughts wanted: I've added Kindle sleeves, bumper stickers, a travel mug, and laptop skins! If we can sell some of this without it being overwhelming, I'm curious as to what YOU'D like to see added. I'm all ears.

Now I need to eat, exercise, and not nibble on the cake I made last night (for my mother in law's birthday. And she brought a cake. Even though I spent a week finding out from her what kind of cake she'd like for me to make her. LOL.)

I don't know all of what Cafe Press has to offer but a) I'd probably buy a toddler T *cough* (though, yes, it'd probably be the only one you'd sell) and b) do they have things like water bottles? I like useful items.

Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.