“Which is why we no longer in DC get legislation. We get Legislation Theatre. Elected officials proposing bills that have zero chance of becoming law – but look really good on stage to their respective bases.

“‘McConnell was defiant when asked why he wouldn’t bring HR1 to the Senate floor. “Because I get to decide what we vote on,” was his response.

“So the House – wasted its time. And therefore – ours.

“Do any of Pelosi’s ten items have even the slightest chance of passage? That is a highly dubious proposition:

“‘The new Democratic majority has been quickly, but steadily and deliberately, rolling out legislation to fulfill their 2018 midterm campaign promises and reintroducing bills that languished during the past eight years when Republicans controlled the House.’

“These bills ‘languished during the past eight years when Republicans controlled the House’ – because Republicans do not like them. They didn’t vote on them then – they won’t vote for them now.

“Pelosi’s entire agenda – is a titanic waste of time….

“Pelosi is passing her slate of nonsense – knowing almost none of it will even get a vote in the Senate. Let alone passage and a Presidential signature.”

Pelosi does all of this – and then gives McConnell a lame (and inaccurate) nickname. For doing exactly what she – and anyone with an IQ above nine on a warm day – knew he would do.

“Republicans…are offering up at least three versions of legislation that would reimpose network neutrality rules, but without doing so under Title II common carrier regs they argue are a relic of the monopoly (dial-less, black) phone based Title II common carrier rules.”

“The bills would impose the Net Neutrality principles – to which both Republicans and Democrats fairly recently agreed.

“That is, before the Democrats’ Socialist base – demanded the Title II government takeover of all things Internet.”