Hatpins – Titanic Sale

Man the lifeboats! No… wait. Hat the lifeboats! Yes, you heard right, time to get your hats gathered and save them, for there’s a sinking ship, or there was a sinking ship. At any rate the important thing is to save all the hats, which I believe my dear mother and I have managed to do. What’s all this about, you ask? Why it’s the Titanic sale at Hatpins! From now until April 16th Miss Reghan has marked all the hats from the Edwardian era on sale for 100L. So be sure to arrive before the ship… I mean sale sinks, no wait… ends! Now I must see if we can find the other survivors, we’ll see you at Hatpins!