Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Calm down, ladies.... I'm not going anywhere. That would be an incredinbly cruel disservice to the gaggle of young chippies out there who read my blog every night in their sexy nightgowns while having dirty thoughts about me.

Plus, as incredible as it might seem, i've still got TONS of stupid shit to talk about.

So no, I'm not quitting the blogosphere.

I merely wanted to show you guys the new red-band trailer for THIS IS THE END.

Have you heard about this one? The movie stars half the young actors in Hollywood. And they all play themselves. The movie is about a big party that James Franco decides to throw at his house in L.A., when the shit hits the fan and the end of the world hits.

Is it going to be funny? Gosh, with the cast they have, i sure as shit hope so. The trailer made me laugh, anyway. But then again, you KNOW that they always put the funniest shit in the trailers, so maybe i just saved you all $10 and the price of a large bag of Twizzlers.

Anyway, check it out. Caution: This is the Red-Band trailer, so there's plenty of naughty talk. If you're at work and you decide to blast this at top volume through your office, it's a safe bet you'll be able to sleep in tomorrow.