A couple of Ideas I got. The best idea of mine is at the bottom.
Clerks Joke
Yami: I'm NOT even supposed to be here today!
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Yami: I told you not to not to mock the ocean around the freaky fish guy!
Mako: I am NOT a freaky fish guy!!!
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Kaiba: Remember, we tell no one of this event. EVER!!!
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Joey: This kool aid tastes weird...
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THIS is the one I choose as the my winner!!
Another Clerks joke.
Click on it for a full view... or to read it. Sorry bout that.
The text in the pic:
Joey: Hey, you know what this reminds me of? That last time we got stuck in ooze.
-Last week
Yami: Lets make sure, whatever we do, this never happens again.
Joey: You know what this reminds me of? The last time we got stuck in strange ooze.
-2 weeks ago
Yami: Lets make sure, whatever we do, this never happens again.
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Yami: Alright, well lets make sure that THIS time, whatever we do, this NEVER happens again.
Kaiba:(Thinking) Idiots!

Yami: Joey, this is why you don't anger tentacle monsters.
Joey: How was I supposed to know the guy at the porn shop wanted us in his new hentai video?
Kaiba: I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Joey: Well it's not rape if you're willing-
Yami and Kaiba: SHUT UP!!

Oh god. This is the exact reason why I can't watch most of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies... NO MORE TENTACLE RAPE!!! *cries in a corner*

Also, please no, not another 12 Days of Christmas... I'll end up in another 3-hour ms paint bender creating the picture version again... Or editing the one I just made earlier to fit this one better...

I tried… I tried to tell them, but... they wouldn’t listen to me… DAMN THEM! DAMN THEIR EYES!

They didn’t believe me. Strange creatures… the world in peril from unseen foes… The death… The DARKNESS! Instead the jeered and threw me into this forsaken place... a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts, reeking of foeter and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this damned asylum!

"On the 12th Day of Christmas, Kaiba gave to me:
Twelve Duel Disk Systems
Eleven Brooklyn Accents
Ten Hairy Balls
Nine Giant Rocks
Eight Jars of Hairgel
Seven Weeks of Waiting
Six Thousand Life Points
FIVE LK PLUSHIES
Four Giant Egos
Three God Cards
Two Yami people
And a Parody in a Kaiba tree!"

Not pictured here: Five LK Plushies (but the Eleven Brooklyn Accents and Four Giant Egos are)

...I was inspired. XD! That was far too much effort, though... both times! lol

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