MISTER MARKS, COULD YOU SEND HER QUICK,
'CAUSE MY REGULAR HAS BEEN GETTING SICK.

I NEED A
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

MISTER MARKS, I CAN PAY HER WELL
IF SHE COMES ALONG AND CAN STAY A SPELL.
I WILL PROMISE NOW THAT I'LL TREAT HER RIGHT,
AND WILL RARELY KEEP HER 'TIL LATE AT NIGHT.

I NEED A

SHE CAN BE A BELLY DANCER, I DON'T NEED A NEED ROMANCER,
SHE CAN BE A DIPLOMAT BUT I DON'T NEED A GIRL LIKE THAT,
SHE CAN BE A NEUROSURGEON IF SHE'S DOIN' NOTHING URGENT,
WHAT I NEED'S A TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.

NOW, MISTER MARKS, WHEN I SEND HER BACK,
WILL YOU PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE STAYS ON THE RIGHT TRACK?

" WELL I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOUNG GIRLS THESE DAYS
IN THE FACE OF EV'RYTHING TO STAY ON THE RIGHT TRACK."

SHE CAN BE A BELLY DANCER, I DON'T NEED A NEED ROMANCER,
SHE CAN BE A DIPLOMAT BUT I DON'T NEED A GIRL LIKE THAT,
SHE CAN BE A NEUROSURGEON IF SHE'S DOIN' NOTHING URGENT,
WHAT I NEED'S A TEMPORARY, TEMPORARY SECRETARY.
TEMPORARY, HOO, SECRETARY, OOH,
I NEED A TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE, OOH,
TEMPORARY, HOO, SECRETARY, OOH,
TEMPORARY SECRETAIRE, OOH
I NEED A TEMPORARY, OOH, SECRETARY, OOH,
TEMPORARY SECRETARY, OOH,
OH, TEMPORARY, OOH, SECRETARY.

DON'T GO JUMPING WATERFALLS,
PLEASE, KEEP TO THE LAKE.
PEOPLE WHO JUMP WATERFALLS,
SOMETIMES CAN MAKE MISTAKES.

AND I NEED LOVE,
YEAH, I NEED LOVE,
LIKE A SECOND NEEDS AN HOUR,
LIKE A RAINDROP NEEDS A SHOWER.
YEAH, I NEED LOVE,
EV'RY MINUTE OF THE DAY,
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF YOU EVER SHOULD DECIDE TO GO AWAY.

AND I NEED LOVE,
YEAH, I NEED LOVE,
LIKE A CASTLE NEEDS A TOWER,
LIKE A GARDEN NEEDS A FLOWER.
YEAH, I NEED LOVE
EV'RY MINUTE OF THE DAY,
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF YOU EVER SHOULD DECIDE TO GO AWAY

DON'T GO CHASING POLAR BEARS
IN THE GREAT UNKNOWN.
SOME BIG FRIENDLY POLAR BEAR,
MIGHT WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME.

AND I NEED LOVE,
YEAH, I NEED LOVE,
LIKE A SECOND NEEDS AN HOUR,
LIKE A RAINDROP NEEDS A SHOWER.
YEAH, I NEED LOVE
EV'RY MINUTE OF THE DAY,
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF YOU EVER SHOULD DECIDE TO GO AWAY.

DON'T RUN AFTER MOTOR CARS,
PLEASE, STAY ON THE SIDE.
SOMEONE'S GLOSSY MOTOR CAR
MIGHT TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE.

AND I NEED LOVE,
YEAH, I NEED LOVE,
LIKE A CASTLE NEEDS A TOWER,
LIKE A GARDEN NEEDS A FLOWER.
YEAH, I NEED LOVE,
SAID, I NEED LOVE,
LIKE A RAINDROP NEEDS A SHOWER,
LIKE A SECOND NEEDS AN HOUR.
EV'RY MINUTE OF THE DAY,
AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
IF YOU EVER SHOULD DECIDE TO GO AWAY

WHICH ONE OF YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT IS I'M LOOKING AT?
ANYONE WHO CAN HAS GOT TO BE A CRAZY CAT.
'CAUSE I BELIEVE THAT NOBODY KNOWS, NO, NOBODY KNOWS.
YEAH, NOBODY KNOWS,
LORD, I CANNOT TELL YOU,
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, YEAH NOW, NOBODY KNOWS.

SAMSON AND DELILAH WOULD HAVE MADE A CRAZY PAIR,
IF THAT SILLY WOMAN HADN'T SHAVEN OFF HIS HAIR.
I BELIEVE THAT NOBODY KNOWS,
WELL, NOBODY KNOWS, NO, NO,
BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT,
OH NOW, NOBODY KNOWS, NOBODY KNOWS, OH NO.

NOBODY KNOWS.

OOH-UH, NOBODY,
AH, NOBODY, NOBODY KNOWS,
BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT,
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, NOBODY KNOWS, SO NOBODY KNOWS.

I MAY GO HUNGRY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK,
WELL, IF I DO, BABE, I'LL STILL FIND SOMETHING TO EAT.
AND YOU KNOW, NOBODY KNOWS,
NO, NOBODY KNOWS,
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, BABY, NOBODY KNOWS.

AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, HONEY,
NOBODY KNOWS,
I'LL PAY YOUR RENT,
I'LL DO YOU RIGHT,
NOBODY KNOWS, MOST EVERY NIGHT,
BUT STILL THERE'S NOBODY KNOWS, UH,
NO, NO, NOBODY KNOWS,
AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO KEEP IT
JUST SO NOBODY KNOWS.

EV'RYBODY BOGEY, A-DIG THAT BOGEY BEAT,
MAN, THAT BOGEY RHYTHM SMELLS SO CLEAN AND SWEET.
EV'RYBODY BOGEY, BOGEY ON TO THE STREET,
OH, WITHOUT BOGEY MUSIC MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE,
WITHOUT BOGEY MUSIC MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE.

IF YOU LITTLE BOGEYS WANT TO SING ALONG,
YOU'VE GOT TO CLEAN YOUR BOGEY ACT UP
AND LEARN THE BOGEY SONG.
WITHOUT BOGEY MUSIC MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE,
WITHOUT BOGEY MUSIC LIFE IS INCOMPLETE,
WITHOUT BOGEY MUSIC LIFE IS INCOMPLETE.

I WANT YOU TO CHECK MY MACHINE,
CHECK IT, MY MACHINE,
CHECK IT, MY MACHINE,
CHECK MY MACHINE.
OH, BABY, WON'T YOU COME?
THOUGH I BOUGHT IT OF YOU A LONG TIME AGO,
AND THEN SINCE WE'RE HERE, WON'T YOU GUARANTEE?
HEY, BABY, I TRY TO BRING YOU 'ROUND TO ME, CALL ME.

YOU TOOK THE TRAIN TO MEMPHIS,
TO THE ONE YOU LOVED SO LONG,
NOT KNOWING THAT YOU LEFT ME HERE TO CRY.
AND AS I READ YOUR LETTER,
I CAN SEE IT ALL WENT WRONG,
IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO SIT AND WONDER WHY.

NOW YOU THOUGHT THAT HE'D STILL LOVE YOU
AND THAT THINGS WOULD BE THE SAME.
BUT, DARLING, I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES.
YOU SEEM TO THINK HE NEEDS YOU
BUT IN FACT IT'S JUST A GAME,
SO I'LL BE HERE TO HELP YOU ANY TIME.

SEND ME THE HEART THAT'S BEEN BROKEN IN TWO,
I'LL MEND IT AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU.

SEND ME THE HEART THAT'S BEEN BROKEN IN TWO,
I'LL MEND IT AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU.

SO IF YOU'RE FEELING LONELY,
WE COULD MAKE ANOTHER START,
BUT SOMEHOW I SUSPECT IT COULDN'T BE, YEH.
MOST LIKELY YOU STAY WITH HIM
EVEN THOUGH HE BREAKS YOUR HEART,
BUT WHEN HE DOES IT, PLEASE, REMEMBER ME.

SEND ME THE HEART THAT'S BEEN BROKEN IN TWO,
I'LL MEND IT AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU.

SEND ME THE HEART THAT'S BEEN BROKEN IN TWO,
I'LL MEND IT AND SEND IT BACK TO YOU.

Well, welcome to the robbers' ball
Both gentlemen and ladies all
Are welcome to the revelry tonight
Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight

There are no stouter men than we

It is not so, oh, no no no
It is not so, oh, no no no
Oh ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It is not so, ha ha ha ha
It is not so

We noblemen are casual
But know no sense, in fact you all
How glad you are when we come into sight
For in the middle of the night
We still are pals without a light
And go where no one else would dare to fight

There are no stouter men than we

It is not so, no no no no
It is not so, oh, no no no
Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh, no no no, it is not so
No, nothing like that, it is not so

We noblemen are very fax
We'll have you know for two back stacks
That we must face exact the likes of you
And naught can beat us more than laughs
The spitting image of our dads
Especially when we've had a pint or two

Oh, no no no (oh, no no no), oh, no no no (oh, no no no)
Oh, no no no (oh, no no no), that is not so
Oh no, oogy boogy boogy dow
Oogy boogy dow

Well, welcome to the robbers' ball
Both gentlemen and ladies all
Are welcome to the revelry tonight
Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight