02 May 2008

Solving The Problem Of Doug Bruce

Jeff Peckman has offered up a citizen's initiative to place an ordinance on Denver's November ballot.

According to the proposal, the 18-member ET commission would "create a responsible, common-sense strategy for dealing with issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth," among other tasks.

This seems as sensible a way to deal with the scourge of Doug Bruce as any. More power to him. He needs about 4,000 signatures and must make it through a review and comment period this Thursday at 2 p.m.

His 2003 "Safety Through Peace" initiative, which "would have required the city to implement stress-reduction techniques" received 32 percent of the vote.