"I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and
scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children
and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell
you that you are free." - Eris, Goddess Of Chaos, Discord & Confusion

"Would you use a calculator that follows the order of operations in the wrong order? Would you use a dictionary that contains misspelled words? Would you walk around wearing yellow glasses and expect the world to change its colors to compensate? Then why are you using Internet Explorer?" - Nanobot

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Richard Cook