Octomom’s in a Bikini Again

Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t enough. TMZ reports:

It’s the Octomom’s latest attempt to fix her house problems — we’re told Nadya plans to hold a bikini car wash fundraiser on June 18th in L.A. … and she’s inviting some well-known D-listers to help her out.
Among the bikini-clad ladies — Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila … and a whole mess of randoms like Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.

I was going to ask why someone would invite Tila Tequila to an event where things get clean, but then I realized, they’ll probably just use her for a sponge. *squeakoo squeakoo squeak* “Oh, look, honey, that sponge is that girl, what’s her face? See her little body pressed up against the wind- Wait, what’s dripping into the car? Oh, God, it’s eating through it! It’s eating through it! THE WIPERS DO NOTHING!”