"Well written, funny and wistful" - Paul Linford; "He is indeed the Lib Dem blogfather" - Stephen Tall"Jonathan Calder holds his end up well in the competitive world of the blogosphere" - New Statesman"A prominent Liberal Democrat blogger" - BBC Radio 4 Today programme"Charming and younger than I expected" - Wartime Housewife

What the hell is wrong with you tonight?/I can't seem to say or do the
right thingIt's Different for Girls (Joe Jackson)

As I was lying in my bedroom fast asleep/Filled with those famous
teenage pictures that you keepAngel Fingers (Wizzard)

I was tossed and turnin' like a ship without a seaThe Bad Old Days - (Co-Co)

You, you're such a big star to
me/You're everything I wanna be/But you're stuck in a hole and I want you to
get outShine (Take That)

A holiday, a holiday/And the first one of the year/Lord Donald's wife
came into the church/The Gospel for to hearMatty Groves (Fairport Convention)

Over the doctor, over the soldier/Over the farmer, over the poacher/Over
the preacher, over the gambler/Over the teacher, over the ramblerTonight We Fly (Divine Comedy)

Take off your hat/Kick off your shoes/I know you ain't going anywhereWishing Well (Free)

The percentage you're paying is too high priced/While you're living
beyond all your means/And the man in the suit has just bought a new car/From
the profit he's made on your dreamsThe Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys (Traffic)

Your substantial clue,rather than any real familiarity with what I presume are Mark Ronson's lyrics, led me to number 10:

Uptown Funk (Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars)

Or alternatively:

Uptown Funk (Fleur East)

I suppose,given the quality of the news headlines Sony have been getting recently,this must be just about the one bit of Christmas joy they can turn to.For some of us though I fear both this song and Ms.East are going to become very annoying indeed as 2015 progresses.