Ain't no fun on a roof, my friend. I've been there thousands of times and so well know that going up is so much eaiser than coming down, not too fast, though. Though still in the "going on roof business", I just do not do it anymore and neither should you... EVER!!!
Your friend, Mark

This is one fine capture of the song and you the deft poetic songbird that sings it with such gay abandon! Can relate to this one big time, Patrick, as our house is sorrounded by stunning oaks and Scots pine - double trouble whatever time of year it is and constant hard work... they make us surely pay for their gratuitous beauties! xx

Patrick: With a home in the Shanandoah Mountains - we too have our gutter issues. As a matter of fact - we just hired someone to clean ours. Every Spring its the gutters and every Fall its the leaves. It's worth every penny to pay "Bubba." I enjoyed your sense of humor. Great poem.

Summer version of Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation! Put the safety lock on the staple gun! A ride in an air ambulance is $35,000 - great to have home owners insurance with a life dormer deductible...Fun in the Gutter is worth its premium, Patrick...