Son of a bitch

Okay this is funny at least I think it is lol

My friend ryan told me this story about his grandpa and here it is.

Okay he was in Iowa and he seen some guy on a telephone pole getting ready to commit suicide, and the guy asks somebody for a cigarette, and his grandpa says I'll buy you a whole damn pack if you jump you son of a bitch. Then his grandpa got escorted away by police and the guy jumped and his foot got rapped in the telephone wire and he got shoked but didn't die somehow lol.

Same way birds don't get shocked when they land on electrical wires, there's no where for the current to go as they are not making contact with the floor so it doesn't electrocute them :D and they say I was bad at physics (please don't correct me now) lol!
But yeah, lucky guy +2