Kikkoman Soy Sauce is Great for Bathing

This is why I have the greatest job in the world. I mean, I’ve always wanted to have an excuse to buy a five gallon tub of soy sauce and dump it over my body, and today, the stars just aligned in my favor.

I went to Costco yesterday to pick up the soy sauce and a new pair of underwear to ruin, and I was planning on filming this yesterday, but I’ve been sick for the week, and as much fun as this seems when you’re healthy, pouring soy sauce on my aching, half-naked body was less awesome than I had originally pictured.

The other things that I hadn’t planned for:

*) Soy Sauce is salty, and thus, burns when it gets poured into your eyes.

*) Soy Sauce at room temperature is still pretty cold when it hits your junk

*) Soy Sauce, like salt water, while delicious in small quantities, is less pleasant to drink when you feel like you are drowning in a small ocean of it.

*) Soy Sauce is so salty, that it chaps your lips when you pour 5 gallons of it over them, which is fascinating because technically it is wet, but practically, it is dry.

*) Kikkoman is great for bathing, it’s great to bathe in kikkoman!

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