More Bean Medley?

Always the lamb, until Miss Jones got forced-fed chicken from The Colonel himself, then she turned into a sex monkey – ripping and clawing, biting and throwing her feces against the wall. She served The C0lonel well, but just like the thousands of women before her, after The Colonel finished degrading and abusing Miss Jones, he threw her away like the bones from a chicken that was covered in 12 delicious herbs and spices.

I know what you’re saying, “Mr Mayor, I thought there were only 11 herbs and spices on KFC chicken?”

Do you really want to know what the 12th spice is? Do you really want to know?