So the Pats fans from the patsfans.com forum have a somewhat lengthy thread about their observations of Chiefsplanet and it is funny as hell reading how they perceive CP. It is a thread titled, "Some Light ChiefsPlanet Reading for this Fine Monday Morning" and it consists 8 pages of them generally discuss how mortified they are by us inbred Midwesterners.

I've probably spent 10X as much time reading forums of other teams this year, for a lot of what I have come across has actually been funny/entertaining for me to read compared to previous years. I don't know if it's the Mahomes excitement or what, but other forums have been more pleasant for me to read than usual. Stuff like reading the Bears forum melting down when Mahomes burst on the scene and Trubisky was struggling because they were upset that they selected Trubisky instead of Mahomes in the 2017 draft. Seeing the same Alexsexuals that infested our board, infesting the Extreme Skins Redskins forum and thinking to myself, "holy shit...this is for real. There literally is a cult following for Alex Smith who follow him from team to team and obsess over and make Alexcuses for him on forums of whatever team he currently plays for. I still can't believe these people exist." I mean, part of me during the entire Alex era thought those Alexsexuals were all trolls who were simply just trolling us the entire time...like they couldn't possibly be for real. Holy shit they are real...they are very, very real... and it's funny watching another fanbase get stuck with them and be forced to interact with them. Reading the exchanges between our very own Sandy Vagina (as Sandy Monk) on Extreme Skins going on his strange Alex-obsessive rants and proceed to talk to these guys on that forum about how his posting (and survival) on CP during the Alex era basically made him the equivalent of a Holocaust survivor due to all of the extreme abuse he endured here...that was inadvertent comedy gold. I've visited the Mange a few times to see if they have finally started giving us some ****ing respect or if they are at least, shook up about what appears to be a promising long term future for the Chiefs...most of them are still the same old hatin' Donk fans, in denial.

And now this... a discussion about our very own planet...ChiefsPlanet being discussed and observed by a bunch of smug and prissy Bostonians as if we are some sort of display at a zoo. Some pretty funny stuff.

A couple observations:

- To start, Billay has become a running joke there and it is funny as hell to me. Some of them are genuinely creeped out by him. They know him as his current username, "Titty Meat" and it is hilarious to them that there is a Chiefs fan who they assume is an inbred Midwesterner that goes by the self-applied name of "Titty Meat" and acts like, well Billay...a poster that I personally think is funny as hell and don't think CP would quite be the place it is without him. Also, wasn't "Titty Meat" a name that a mod gave him and/or changed his name to as a joke? It's funny that when they read his posts, they probably imagine some fat hill-rod with a mullet and a jackolantern mouth sporting a cutoff shirt and a dirty hat, with a big dip oozing out of his mouth with his butt crack bursting out for the entire world to see... and he is screaming, "**** you piece of shit trash ass mother ****er I hope you get blown up at the next Boston Marathon. **** Boston **** The Patriots and **** New England fans!" That's our Billay!!! He is a hot topic there!!!

- They don't find some of the humor/inside jokes here to be funny and basically think we are a group of crazy, roadkill eating, armadillo ****ers. It's like a culture shock for them to read the musings of what they consider to be the smelly armpit of the country. Comments like:

"What is hot molten lava cum?!?!?"

"Fans like that -- no matter whom they root for -- creep me the hell out."

"Pretty sure that guy is inbred."

"A thread started by 'Titty Meat.' Chiefs Planet appears to be comprised of 14 year old kids."

"I've noticed that ChiefsPlanet posters are much more unhinged compared to the average NFL fanbase, and also more openly bigoted. The Philly forum is up there as well."

"On the whole, I've found kc fans to be a chill down to earth bunch irl." (HE SEEMS NICE).

"I thought this idiot was a 15 y/o pimple face punk but look at his stats. Member since 2002 and closing in on 200,000 posts. Must be lonely out there in the midwest!" (2 pages in and they are already hatin' on Clay! )

"Chiefs fans deserve no success. Their fanbase is one of the most vile groups I've ever seen right up there with the Iggles, Jest, and Donkeys." (Well, at least they acknowledge that Donk fans are generally vile, but it sucks to be lumped together with them).

"The whole western side of Missouri is inbred. I was at that 2014 massacre at arrowhead, those fans are absolute scum." (I was at that game as well with hometeam and mac459...we encountered a few Pats fans there and were mutually respectful to each other. Everyone we were around seemed to be the same way. I didn't witness one instance of Chiefs fans being dicks to any of them. Shenanigans must have been taking place wherever we weren't at. Either that, or this priss couldn't take the noise!)

"Other than a funny picture thread their #1 off-topic discussion is 9/11 conspiracy theories. If you want to dig around an online armpit that's a hell of every unfair stereotypes about white people made 100% true and given dial-up internet, then ChiefsPlanet is your buffet."

"It really is impressive how many light years beyond the other NFL boards this one is."

(Regarding the last two quotes...first one is 100% untrue. CP has plenty of interesting topics consisting of posts written by some of the most intelligent and witty posters I've ever encountered on any forum. After reading some of their threads the past few days, they all seem to have this "understanding" amongst each other that they are the "smartest" and "most superior" fanbase...and I don't understand how they have come to that conclusion. They aren't a dumb bunch by any means and it is interesting to read the opinions/takes of the Pats by these guys who don't have their hater-glasses on since every other fan of every other team in the NFL hates them...I mean, these guys know their Pats stuff...beyond Brady, Bellichik and Gronk and it's weird to read actual Patriots discussion that includes every one of their players and aren't littered with the stereotypical "**** Brady/**** Bellichik/etc." stuff that you read everywhere else...they know their team, for sure, but from what I've read, these fans don't stick out as being smarter or intellectually superior to any other team's forum that I've come across, especially CP. Ok, so they don't casually state that they want someone to die in an AIDS fire or drink antifreeze...however, none of their takes are by any means groundbreaking. Just an average, very ordinary, kind of arrogant, somewhat prissy group of fans of a winning team who have decent takes on topics, but nothing to write home about. They seem to have an inabiity to grasp humor that is rooted in any sort of intentional absurdity...the intentional absurdity that is a driving force here. They aren't as bad as those Redskins fans on Extreme Skins, though... holy shit, those guys are ban-happy to any user that makes an attempt at not be a boring robot. Most of the Alexsexuals are already banned from that forum! )

Anyways, I'll post a few more of my favorite quotes from that thread. It's funny to read other forums discuss CP... CP is a pretty unhinged group.

Some takes on the Tyreek beer-throwing fans shenanigans from the CP thread:

"I despite that guy who threw the beer. But this is next 10000 level shxt. They had one Fing playoff victory in the last two decades." (Ya hear that? This guy DESPITES that fan... a wicked-intelligent group of fans they are at Patsfans!)

"Ehn. The woman-beating POS trash that is Tyreek Hill deserves it.

So yeah, it shouldn't have been done, but I can't get worked up about it."

"Yeah, honestly my immediate thought when I saw it live was "YEAH, SCREW HILL!" followed by "oh, well, I guess we probably shouldn't do that, but that particular guy is a real A-hole" "

"Comes with the territory if you're going to run out of the end zone and taunt the fans." (I see his point...I mean, what did Reek expect?)

"That "KC player" beat his pregnant girlfriend in the past and then proceeded to taunt the fans in this game. What exactly did you expect to happen?" (Same dude as the comment above...KontradictioN. Dude seems like a prick, but I'd be lying if I didn't begrudgingly see his point most of the time.)

"People are saying it's disgusting, somebody at ESPN tweeted equally as bad as Hill's past. Seems like a stretch lol. Shouldn't be done, but was Hill even that upset about it? Unless there was anything racially charged, it doesn't seem like that big of a deal, those guys will probably be banned."

"No matter what the player did it doesn't warrant throwing a beer at him. It also makes Pats fans look so bad that they're comparing us to Raider fans." (BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THEY ARE BEING COMPARED TO RAIDERS FANS!!!! )

"He ran out of the end zone on his own volition and got in the faces of the fans in the first row. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." -KontradictioN again

"Classy group in KC. Yeah, a fan throwing something at a player is a bad look, but wishing terrorism and aids is never the answer." (Classy...We allegedly cheered Matt Cassel getting injured and we flew banners begging for the firing of Pioli and benching of Cassel...but I don't recall ever hearing any stories of any Chiefs fans stooping as low as taunting a player about his brother being recently killed).

"You think the fan threw his beer at him to defend the honor of some woman? I don't. Many of the responses to the idiots there were not supportive, just as they wouldn't be here. The worst thing of all was being compared to Raider fans. That's a low blow." The Patriaiders!!!!

A guy named BradyFTW:

"Yeah, I don't support throwing beer at players obviously but I'm not exactly going to line up to defend Tyreek ****ing Hill of all people. The guy is a scumbag and is lucky he beat his girlfriend when he did because it was like a year before we decided we care about that stuff. Seriously, every time threads like this link to another board I immediately think "man, I would never post in that hellhole". I think I actually made an account at ChiefsPlanet after the Cassel/Vrabel trade, posted there a few times and I don't recall it being too bad. Not surprised to learn that the football fans in Missouri have become dumber, angry and even more bigoted in the last decade." (I wonder who that was).

" There are obviously a whole lot of posters here who don't read Chiefsplanet enough to be making the comments they've made in this thread." -Deus Irae

Odd behavior. Seems only the insecure and inadequate would feel the need to run over to other team's forums to see what they are saying about you. Maybe find your self esteem in more healthy ways?

Hey, just because I've been there 10x as much, doesn't mean it has been very much. And when someone posts quotes and links to exchanges that include my very own Sandy Vagina that I've had so much fun bonding with over the years, you better believe that I'm at least gonna browse through it a bit if I had time...for comic relief. You really are the most inadvertently hilarious Vagina I've ever met, Vagina and I think I, I think I... I think I love Vagina!!!!

I visit other boards but just read only. Some have some funny stuff and I will definitely visited NE boards once Bill is gone or Brady and Gronk. Gronk has one td so far. He's not running very well anymore and probably not coming back next season. Bill was going to trade him and of course Brady stopped it. That won't happen twice.

The comments about quitting the NFL after Brady retires just prove how much Patriot fans are bandwagon pussies.

I have lived within 30 minutes of the stadium my entire life. Prior to 1996 there were no such thing as patriots fans. Everyone around here followed the giants, cowboys and 49ers. So they jumped from one dynasty team to the next.

So these arrogant Pats fans come here and post grade school type smack for weeks and then complain they were treated bad? Such entitled douche bags, worst fans in the NFL by a wide margin.

I've met one guy from Boston. My mom's sister married an English professor from Boston who taught at the University of Michigan. So my uncle, I guess. A very prissy, prissy, arrogant person. The first time we met him (at our house) he seemed disgusted by rural life. I remember when my dad offered to show him our horses... he looked at my dad with an expression as if he farted out loud when my dad (very assertive guy) said, "get that stupid look off your face and let's go." When we visited the horses, one of them pooped and he looked mortified and was like, "oh my God...did that horse actually just...POOP?!?!" My dad was like, "uhhhh...yeah...? What did you think horses used outdoor toilets to poop or something?" And the guy told my aunt that he wanted to go inside because he was going to get sick. Boston guy.

Poor guy tried so hard to fit in...but couldn't. At the table, he tried making conversation with my dad...a Bears fan, about football. He was like, "so...one of my students is Tim Biakabatuka...I hear he's graduating, so do you think your Bears should offer him millions of dollars to play for them?" My dad looked at him like he farted out loud and had to explain to him that there is something called the NFL Draft. Boston.

the fact that these people are patriots fan does not matter one bit to me, the fact that they are mor then likely pretentious, smug, liberal ****s means I couldn't care less about their opinions of this board. It actually makes me proud being a proud member of chiefsplanet.