...my lifes become a wreck of wrecks all crashing into eachother on the journey to becoming perfectly shattered...

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Myth vs. Reality

One of the following really happened, which do you think it is?

1. Once while I was taking a bath my roommate busted in to use the restroom. As I sat their reading my book and enjoying the hot bubbly water, I forget I have company until I hear "Oh My God! So much shit just fell out of my ass!" that accompanied by a gawd awful smell. I learned to lock the door when a bathe.

2. While trying to push start my friends car, I accidentally got my duster (long jacket) stuck in the door. When he gave it gas and started to drive down his gravel driveway, he ended up dragging me down to the bottom of the hill. At the bottom of the hill the jackass finally looked in his side mirror and got out to help me up. It took a week to get all the grit and tiny rocks out from under my skin.

3. One summer while I was staying down at my Grandma's she took me and my sister to the public pool to cool off. We had been swimming for a while when I had an itch on my back I asked my sister to scratch. She obliged far more readily than I expected as she enjoyed tormenting me. It was about ten minutes later that I realized she had untied my suit and I was flashing my pre-pubescent tata's at the entire pool. When gramma found out about it she made my sister sit home with Grandpa watching Jeopardy re-runs for the rest of the week.

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Who am I?

Writing is my sanity and my very first true love.I'm funny. I like to drive fast, and can drive anything I set my mind to. I say what I think, No sugar coating sh!t for the people who are afraid to hear what I think. I'm smart. I write. I write WELL. I always have a camera. Music is like air, gotta have it, and it's gotta be good and preferably loud. have survived more wrecks than most people guess and was never the one behind the wheel. My family is VAST, and isn't limited to blood ties. We are more than protective and your best bet is to not test that devotion. We play hard, aren't afraid to play in the dirt, go hunting, or be redneck. I can fix anything with duct tape, electrical tape, or super glue. :) I believe that driving an automatic is just plain lazy and boring. Will either kick your ass or lose mine (depending on the day) at pool, chess or poker. Backing down is against my nature, and I am the youngest of three so I learned early how to hold my own. I listen when I am talking to people, and genuinely will do anything in my power to help out a friend. I won't ever be walked on again.