I pity that nerd who can rap
Even if he shops at the Gap
He may like Picard
But it still must be hard
Spending nights with his dear bubble wrap

By Dan Stamer

Microsoft has worked for me great
But my how they love to update
With an installment like Vista
I just say "No mistah,
I'll stick to my Win 98"

By Michael Coyne

I just finished the sixth Harry Potter,
Where things between Harry and Ginny got hotter,
I'm sure it will make Harry uneasy,
When he has to tell Mrs. Weasley,
"I used my 'magic wand' on your daughter."