LYRICS:These pants are too smallThey're skin tightThey're squeezing my ballsIt's a sad sightI used to be thinNow I've got two chinsShould have hit the gymI'm getting too oldfor youtubeThey're all gonna lolat my Man boobsCome on, Mark lets goMy stomach looks grossWe'll fix that in postAre you really going to?Oh hell no.Damn I really let myself go I atetoo much pizza and NachosNow my man boobs are saggin'C'mon you guys stop laughin'At my man boooooooobsLet me have a tryI can do itI sound like the guyLet me prove itMy gut's not as bigJust hand me that wigAnd watch my gay jigImpersonating the guy'sImpressionOf the other guyIt's like InceptionI'm covered in sweatJust give me a secLet me catch my breathHA! It's not as easy as it looksI am starting to regret thisSomeone call the paramedicsI just threw my back outI really should've stretched outI just f**************ed my back up Christina sings these random linesI think she applied her make up twiceUsed to show her goodiesShe ate too many cookiesAnd now she looks like Snooki GTL!I got my second windWe are all attentions whoresSomeone help me off the floorI've got them moves like grandpaI've got them boobs like grandma But we will doooooooo anything for laughterDoooo anything for laughter