>be 8
>two older brothers, both had a rabbit each
>one male, one female
>one day we let them run around in the living room
>since there rabbits they start to ****
>normal ****
>just watch telly and ignore them
>i notice out of the corner of my eye the male jump in the air
>all of a sudden it spins around and spunk goes all up the wall and starts dripping and ****
>MFW

this happened to me last year
>be me
>had 1 male guineapig and 1 female
>friend comes over bringing 1 male
>both males start to fight so mom takes 1 away and puts it back in the cage
>friend goes to the toilet
>while she's gone i noticed her guinea pig started humping my female
>move away her male
>male jizzes all over my shirt
>hear friend coming to the room
>take pillow and wipe my shift
>mfw every day i sleep on a pillow that i wiped with guinea pig jizz