“Drive Thru,” the Carl’s Jr. gay porn parody you never knew you needed(?), is coming next week from Raging Stallion, and hopefully their “Drive Thru” logo/star/font/colors being identical to the Carl’s Jr. version won’t result in any copyright lawsuits!

Luckily, this is just a gay porn parody and not a competing burger chain using the logo, and Raging didn’t put a happy face on their star, so it’s not completely identical. Still, it’s pretty close!

It’s not entirely clear what (if any) plot will be explored here (other than gay men eating fast food and fucking), but the opening scene features a very meaty Rikk York/Michael Roman fuckfest. And as you can see, Rikk York is serving:

Hungry?

As you’ll see in the trailer below, this is possibly the most overpriced fast food restaurant of all time, as sodas are $4, an order of fries is $5, a milkshake is $8, and a hamburger is $12! I’ll need to start a GoFundMe to eat at this restaurant.

We don’t have Hardee’s on the west coast!!! (I guess it’s basically the same though and owned by same company.)

D.P. Welles

Hardee’s was bought by Carl’s Jr. many years ago and they changed all the Hardee’s branding to look like CJ without changing the actual name so actually, its Hardee’s that is the fraud these days, only an in name version of Carl’s.

Although I am aware this comes from Doctor Who, I wouldn’t call myself a fan. I mostly watch it when television tells me to.
“Something special is happening on Doctor Who!”
“Yea, okay, I guess I’ll watch.”
and usually walk away from thinking that was alright.

I hated Torchwood, however. Everyone kept telling me to go back and finish but I just can’t. I hated every character. I can’t even picture the show because half the time watching it my eyes were rolled to the back of my head.

Scrapple

I wasn’t old enough to watch the original Who serials, but I started watching when it was revived. Torchwood took me a little bit of time to get into. But how could you hate Ianto? His relationship with Jack was everything.

I’ve been enjoying the latest spinoff, Class. One of the characters is this bad alien bitch with a short blonde bob who fights baddies while wearing tight clothes and Louboutins. She is a-mazing.