A Cuddle With Lester?

"You men have gotten so cheap. You used to show up at my door with a box of Godiva Chocolates...or was that the one before you?"

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What do you mean, the one before me?"

"Lester Crabtree."

"Lester Crabtree! Lester the Molester? Why I'd go over to his house right this minute and mash his big nose all over his face if he hadn't killed himself with that sex thing."

"Lester would bring me chocolate AND flowers!"

"So, you would cuddle with Lester?"

"Moley! If Karl Childers showed up at that door with a sling blade, some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I'd say, "Why Karl, you brought me a sling blade. Come on in and I'll fix us some biscuits and mustard."