Japan is crazy about cats,.
They have 150 Cat Cafes, with mostly old fat cats chosen to exude a laid back relaxed atmosphere.
A local NGO, called Kitten Cafe Sanctuary, and Yoro Railway Co Ltd., teamed up to create the Cat Train.
The NGO hoped to promote stray cat adoption, and the Railroad wanted to jump start tourism to Ōgaki
and the destination city, Ikeno.

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a Cat train, Cat train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (Cat ride)
Start a Cat train (Cat ride), Cat train

Unlike the Cat Cafes, the train had about 30 rescue kittens climbing over people, as kittens are wont to do.

If they're allergic to cats, and were stupid enough to get on a cat train...well, that's just thinning the herd.

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