Got my family secret santa sorted. Me and two brothers each have partners and kids, and the present buying was becoming too expensive/a bit of a chore, so we are each getting one person to buy for. (Very much like, y'know, a secret santa.)

It's because you're on the classic SubSilver theme rather than the new design. Sorry, I probably can't provide a version for that theme. It also wouldn't be very accessible (part of the joke is that it's very badly designed). Apologies though that you're missing out.