You probably still aren't sold, huh? So, here's a few incentives. If you pledge fifty dollars, I'll send you an autographed picture of me having sex. If you're into that kind of thing. For two-hundred-dollars, you can visit the set, and for one thousand dollars, I'll put you in the running to be the lucky guy.

[Change Clinking]

Or girl.

[Explosion]

With your pledges, I will craft a visceral portrait of the human body deep in lovers' embrace. Basically, I'm going to do it with a weiner. So please, give what you can. This project could not be more near and dear to my heart. And therefore, my boobs. Thank you for your time.