Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody

This is the story of four people named Everybody,
Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an
important job to be done and Everybody was asked
to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody
did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it
was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody
could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody
wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that
Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.