Ab Van. What more do I have to do? I've spat, cussed, clawed ... is there some kind of training I can get to hone my techniques?

Hi John - long time no blog. No pretense - just genuine 100% organic free range nastiness.

V - that's a helpful hint. Thanks.

Saaleha - even longer time no blog. Good to hear from you - even though you seem determined to think I'm sweet. If you steal time to be with me instead of your baby, doesn't that convince people the words 'Debi' and 'sweet' just don't go together?