I noticed a lot of things about Super Bowl 45 but 10 things stood out the most, here they are.

1. Christina Aguilera
When they showed her on the TV for the first time I noticed that she is out of shape. Let me reiterate that, she is fat. The second thing everyone noticed is that she fucked up the National Anthem. The third thing I noticed is that she must have been eating and singing at the same time because she sounded like shit.

2. Dorito’s Commercials: WTF?
The first Dorito’s commercial with that ugly pug was predictable the second that douche closed the door and began to tease the dog. It sucked. Speaking of sucking, WTF was up with that creepy cheese lover guy sucking the finger of the Dorito eater? Not only was it nasty, it was gay!