Spoof Snippets

Strange but true - Fact 2

Studies suggest that more than one in twenty people have hired a contract killer to shoot one of their neighbours, said neighbour's pets or a local dustman, within the remits of their working life, although how many of these people were inebriated at the time is unknown.

London Mayor - Opinion

Boris Johnson Vs Ken Livingstone, who will win? Well Boris obviously, which slightly undermines the idea of posing a rhetorical question in the first place. Though now I've said it, it doesn't look too bad as the start of a small paragraph.

Microsoft - History Byte

Microsoft is currently in the fifth year of its war on Apple Mac, although the war officially ended seven years ago and was only released due to a bug in windows XP service pack one which launched a pre-emptive strike against the less popular company.