Would’st thou prefer a dip in one of my lovely Lunar Mares?
(HaHA! ‘Tis amusing because mare means Sea)
Spike, you want these nice ponies and humans to deal with those adolescent dragons? Go to Princess Twilight Sparkle’s dungeon!
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What do you mean, “Twilight doesn’t have a dungeon”?
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Then… request a punishment from Princess Twilight Sparkle.

I really would have pegged Kali for a skinny dipper (like Pinkie Pie). Or at least one to wear one of those shark fin hats to the pool. Her cool Santa hat will get soaked and everyone will know it’s her! Also, donde estan her big girl gloves?