"Unfortunately, for us, watching the scoreboard won't help us. But we can go out there and be a part of one with the other team," Twins manager Ron Gardenhire said. "You're looking out there and seeing the Mighty Whities are winning. And we're in one of those twister games. So it is fun."

"The Might Whities". Wow, that's somehow sublime and absurd at the same time. So we call them piranhas, and they call us the mighty whities.