Justin Bieber investigated for theft and battery

Los Angeles Police are investigating claims that Justin Bieber lunged at a fan who was trying to take his picture.

When are we, as a nation, going to get on the ball and realize that all our problems, as a society, would be solved if we just deported this guy?

Law enforcement sources reportedly told TMZ that Bieber and Selena "I'll Never Learn" Gomez were at Dave & Buster's on Monday night in Hollywood, where a fan took pictures and video of the pair. Bieber allegedly lunged at the guy and tried to get his phone, but his security guards held him back.

I wish, for once, these guards would just let him go. He wants to go, and he's the boss. So they should let him go next time ... please?

In this Nov. 18, 2012 file photo, Justin Bieber arrives at the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP, File)

Police were called, but Team Bieber hit the road before the fuzz could get there.

Right, the fuzz. You know, the coppers, the bacon, the Man, 5-O ...

Anyway, TMZ sources reportedly said the fan wants to press charges, which could include attempted battery, attempted theft, and attempted robbery (grabbing the camera in an attempt to permanently deprive the fan of the pics and video).

De-PORT, De-PORT, De-PORT ...

As you know, Bieber is on probation for vandalizing his neighbor's home by throwing eggs at it. So he could end up in the slammer for this.

Right, the slammer. You know, the big house, the hoosegow, up the river, the cooler, the pokey ...

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