“Only once in every century are we given the perfect opportunity to honor one of the greatest artists and philosophers of our time. This day, this apex of epic riffs, this nirvana of noise, this valhalla of virtuosity, this bodhi of broken eardrums, this moksha of mach, that you know as November 11, 2011, is a once-in-a-generation opportunity to collectively experience the enlightenment of Eleven.”

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We encourage you all to bask in whatever there is to bask in on the 100% scheduled occurrence of some numbers lining up. You’ve only got two shots at 11/11/11 11:11:11. Use them well.