Maybe I'll try, but your joke didn't even make sense. Look up the police report (freely available on the tubes) and there wasn't any hockey sticks involved. I see what you were trying to do but it sucked. Go back to the drawing board.

I was at the game. Bruce Breadreau was being a farking dick. Putting out his enforcers with 0.07 seconds left in a 6-1 game.

The Avs have an attitude now. They will take their pound of flesh. May not make the playoffs but hot damn, they are coming out of the gate pissed.

I'm not saying Roy was wrong. The Ducks coach was being an asshole. Roy had a right to be royally pissed. But he's got to be able to control it and pick his battles. The League won't tolerate that stuff for too long. Tonight was fine, though he'll probably get a phone call Thursday telling him to be careful. He just can't let his attitude on the ice be his attitude behind the bench.

zimbomba63:Too bad Old Man Daley isn't still alive, he and Menino could have a contest, like a Battle of Gibberish. They would have to have the closed caption running, just you would the faintest idea of what they were struggling to say.

Oh God, that mental image just made my day. I haven't heard Menino speak, but I have family in the area that make fun of him. I am however, very familiar with Daley senior (and to a lesser extent, Daley junior) and their tenuous grasp of the English language.

Ikam:zimbomba63: Too bad Old Man Daley isn't still alive, he and Menino could have a contest, like a Battle of Gibberish. They would have to have the closed caption running, just you would the faintest idea of what they were struggling to say.

Oh God, that mental image just made my day. I haven't heard Menino speak, but I have family in the area that make fun of him. I am however, very familiar with Daley senior (and to a lesser extent, Daley junior) and their tenuous grasp of the English language.

Go to Youtube, they have Menino highlight vids. You'll see what your family is talking about. He's really pretty funny. He and Old Man Daley, will show that you don't have to be a great orator to be mayor of a big city, just have a great organization.