During baseball season all it does is rainthe girl in right field-she's waving bye-byeShe'll probably go lean on a piano at Schroeder'sIf he ignores her she'll probably cry

Charlie Brown goes to kick the ballThen she pulls it awayPsychiatric advice will cost you 5 centswhen she's IN

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Lucy thinks she's much too old for a blanketcan't have one in public, it's not dignifiedIf only there was a way to become her little brothera girl who looks like Linus goes by (chorus x2)

The 2014 Fest for Beatles Fans Tribute To The Special GuestsNew lyrics written by Danny Donuts​PETER NOONEI'M INTO SOMETHING GOODWOKE UP THIS MORNING- FEELING FINEI SLEPT PRETTY GOOD IN THE AUTOGRAPH LINELAST NIGHT I WROTE PETER NOONE HIS VERY OWN TUNE- OH YEAHIT’S CALLED “SOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONE”SOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONEI GOT SOME BUTTERFLIES I STARTED FEELING SICKJUST NORMAL SIDE EFFECTS BEING A NOONE-A-TICHE FLASHED HIS SMILE AT ME – IT WAS BRIGHT AS THE MOONHE FLASHED HIS SMILE, IT WAS BRIGHT AS THE MOONSOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONESOMEONE PINCH ME I’M MEETING PETER NOONEHE KINDLY DECLINED MY PARTY INVITEBUT I’LL GET TO SEE HIM SING ON THIS STAGE TONIGHTHE’LL BE PART OF THE LIVERPOOL JAMI HOPE HE SINGS “I’M HENRY THE 8TH, I AM”I HOPE HE SINGS “I’M HENRY THE 8TH, I AM”

HENRY THE VIIIHE’S MR. PETER NOONE HE ISMR. PETER NOONE HE IS - HE ISHE’S BEEN TO THE NEW YORK FESTBUT HERE IN CHICAGO HE’S A FIRST-TIME GUESTWELL EVERYONE SHOUT HIS NAME PETER- PETER!AND EVERYONE BLOW HIM A KISS – A KISS!WE WELCOME YOU DEAR OL’ PETERMR. PETER NOONE HE IS

SECOND VERSE- SAME AS THE FIRSTA LITTLE BIT LOUDER AND A LITTLE BIT WORSE!

HE’S MR. PETER NOONE HE ISMR. PETER NOONE HE IS - HE ISHE’S BEEN TO THE NEW YORK FESTBUT HERE IN CHICAGO HE’S A FIRST-TIME GUESTWELL EVERYONE SHOUT HIS NAME PETER- PETER!AND EVERYONE BLOW HIM A KISS – A KISS!WE WELCOME YOU DEAR OL’ PETERMR. PETER NOONE HE IS P-E-T-E-R, PETER- PETER PETER- PETERMR. PETER NOONE HE IS - HE ISMR. PETER NOONE HE…

MICKEY DOLENZMONKEES THEME …HERE WE COMESPREADING PEACE AND LOVETRANSFORMING THE HYATTINTO THE CAVERN CLUB!HEY-HEY IT’S CHICAGO’SFEST FOR BEATLES FANSWE ALL COME TOGETHERTO CELEBRATE OUR FAVORITE BANDWE’VE GOT SOME GREAT MUSICAND CELEBRITIESBUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIMEWE’VE GOT A MONKEEHEY-HEY MICKEY DOLENZI USED TO WATCH YOU ON TVWITH PETER, MIKE AND DAVYYOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS SO ZANY-LET’S BRING BACK THE SIXTIESEVEN JUST FOR ONE DAYIMAGINE HAVING ONE MORE CHANCE TO-SEE THE BEATLES AND THE MONKEES PLAY-

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES TOMORROW UH-OH, HERE COMES A MONKEETHIS USED, TO BE BEATLEFESTBUT NOW, THINGS ARE ALL DIFFERENTBECAUSE OF THIS SPECIAL GUESTMICKEY (MICKEY)WELCOME TO CHICAGOWE’RE SO- GLAD THAT YOU’RE HEREBUT MICKEY (MICKEY)I’VE GOT A PROBLEMI DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WEARI HAVE LOTS OF BEATLES T-SHIRTSWHICH ONES SHOULD I WEAR AT THE FEST?AND I’VE---- GOT SOME MONKEES T-SHIRTSDARN YOU MICKEY DOLENZ FOR GIVING ME SO MUCH STRESS

MIKE PENDERLOVE POTION #9IN LIVERPOOL, BACK IN ‘59SKIFFLE GROUPS PLAYED PARTIES ALL THE TIMETHE SEARCHERS AND THE QUARRYMEN WELL THEY DID ALL RIGHTAND NOW I’M SO EXCITED ‘CUZMIKE PENDER’S HERE TONIGHTTHE SEARCHERS CAME TO THE USATHEY HIT THE BILLBOARD CHARTS AND THAT- MADE THEIR DAYWE HAVE A LEGEND HERE- HE’LL BE IN THE SPOTLIGHTWE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THIS-MIKE PENDER’S HERE TONIGHTI FOUND SOME SEARCHERS RECORDS IN THE USED RECORD BINI THOUGHT I’D GET THEM SIGNED AND SHARE SOME STORIES & GRINSBUT THEN I GOT STAR-STRUCK, I WAS ON NEEDLES AND PINSI LOST MY NERVE—NOW I DESERVE--- A KICK IN THE SHINSI CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I CHICKENED OUTHEADED TO MY ROOM TO SULK AND POUTWENT OVER TO THE ELEVATOR, PENDER WAS IN LINEWE RODE THE ELEVATOR TOTHE SAME FLOOR NUMBER 7IT WASN’T FLOOR NUMBER NI-I-I-I-INEIT WAS FLOOR NUMBER 7IT WASN’T FLOOR…NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9, NUMBER 9

LAURENCE JUBERI’M A LOSERLAURENCE JUBERLAURENCE JUBERWE WELCOME YOU BACK TO THE FESTOF ALL THE GUYS, WHO CAN PLAY A MEAN GUITARHE JUST MIGHT BE- THE BRIGHTEST SHINING STARHE PLAYED WITH PAUL IN THAT BAND KNOWN AS WINGSAND BABY I’M AMAZED HOW HE MAKES HIS GEE-TAR SINGLAURENCE JUBER- IF YOU DON’T KNOW HIM YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDLAURENCE JUBER-HE’S NOT FROM KENTUCKY BUT HE’S FINGER PICKIN’ GOOD… (harp solo)

MARK RIVERATAXMANLET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT THIS NEXT GUESTI DON’T THINK THAT HE GETS MUCH RESTCUZ HE’S THE SAXMANYEAH, HE’S THE SAXMAN

HE’S GOT A NEW ALBUM CALLED “COMMON BOND”HE SINGS, PLAYS GUITAR N’ WAVES HIS WANDAND HE’S THE SAXMANYEAH, HE’S THE SAXMAN

HE PLAYS WITH RINGO- AND BILLY JOELHE PLAYED WRIGLEY FIELD FIELD- AND THE HOLLYWOOD BOWLHE CAN PLAY JAZZ JAZZ- R&B AND SOULBUT MOST OF ALL ALL- HE ROCKS AND ROLLS!AHHHH- SAXMAN! (SOLO)

CUZ HE’S THE SAXMANYEAH, HE’S THE SAXMANBY NOW YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW HIS NAMEAH-HAH MARK RIVERAHIS SAX SOLOS ARE HIS CLAIM TO FAMEAH-HAH, HE’S THE BEST

AND HE’S PLAYING FOR YOU AND FOR ME…. SAXMAN!

RON CAMPBELLYELLOW SUBMARINEBEHIND THE TOONSTHAT WE ALL LOVEWAS A MAN, WHO MADE THEM GREATHE BRINGS CARTOONS, LIKE THESE TO LIFEHE DIRECTS, AND ANIMATESAND NOW HE PUTS HIS ART IN FRAMESOF WHICH HE’LL TRADE FOR SHEETS OF GREENHE PERFORMS HIS ART WITH EASEGO WATCH HIM DRAW HIS SUBMARINES

MARK HUDSONCHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAINMARK HUDSON IS HERE AGAIN (x4)HEY SONGWRITERS GRAB A PEN…MARK HUDSON IS HERE AGAIN“WE CAN WRITE IT OUT”

WE CAN WORK IT OUT GONNA BE REAL FAMOUSGONNA BE THE NEXT BIG NAME ON THE MUSIC SCENEGONNA FIND A PRODUCER, JUST WAITING FOR MY BREAKTHEN I WILL SUCCEED WE CAN WRITE IT OUT, WE CAN WRITE IT OUT

THANKS TO MARK HUDSON’LL GET THE CHANCE FOR HIM TO DISCOVER MESIGNED UP WITH MARK HUDSONNOW THE PATH IS SET – I WILL FULFILL MY DESTINYWE CAN WRITE IT OUT, WE CAN WRITE IT OUT

MICHELLE JONI & JANA PELLEMICHELLEMICHELLE AND JANA PELLETHESE TWO NAMES THEY GO TOGETHER WELL,MICHELLE AND PELLETHEY’RE HOSTING, THEY’RE HOSTING, THEY’RE HOSTINGTHEY HOST THE OPEN MICAND WE SINCERELY HOPE YOU LIKETHIS NEW SHOWCASE IN A REAL COOL SPACE NEXT DOOR IN PEPPERLAND

ERIC CASHALL YOU NEED IS LOVETAKE HOME AN ERIC CASHTAKE HOME AN ERIC CASHTAKE HOME AN ERIC CASH, CASHCASH IS ALL YOU NEED

TERRI HEMMERTDR. ROBERTTERRI YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK- IT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERSNO RINGO, NO PAUL, NO PRIDE PARADE AT ALLIT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS

DOCTOR’S ORDERSYOU GOT A NEW AND BETTER KNEEI GAVE YOU THE RECIPETAKE A BREAK AND LET IT BEIT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS

BREAKFAST WITH THE BEATLES IN HALF THE TIMEIT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERSAND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINEIT’S DOCTOR’S ORDERS

DOCTOR’S ORDERSBUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEALGO TO THE FEST IT’LL SEAL THE DEALYOU KNOW HOW GREAT YOU’LL FEEL WITH DOCTOR’S ORDERS

GET WELL WELL WELL YOU HEARD IT EVERYDAYGET WELL WELL WELL- THE CARDS SAY---