Teagan and Liz subject themselves to the worst movies they can find and report back from the trenches for your listening pleasure.

Teagan was tragically eaten by a bear, so she's sitting out this episode while she's digested. Liz is joined by Johnny and Damon, to watch actually the most boring movie in the entire world ever, starring Benjamin Walker, Vampire Hunter, and Less Good Kristen Stewart. We did this for you, America! And for Teagan. RIP Teagan. Hope that bear was good to you.