Top Snake Hater Videos

Here are the most snake hatenist haters around. With video proof of course.

If you are like a lot of people, you live by a single common mantra: Snakes are gross.
There's no shame in that. They are kinda creepy. Seriously, any creature whose main
form of locomotion is described as "slithering" can't be a whole lot of fun. In fact
they are the opposite of fun. And I hate them. And so does these people.

8. Gene Okerlund

You might remember Mean Gene from his days as a WWF announcer. What you probably don't
remember is how scared he gets when Jake The Snake brings in his pet python.

7. Jon Voight in Anaconda

Well Jon Voight, you make it very clear during the course of this movie that you don't
much care for snakes. Frankly sir, I don't much care for your accent.

6. Aladdin

Jafar is minding his own business, turning into a giant snake and trying to rule the world,
when Aladdin comes in with his reverse psychology and ruins everything.

5. G.I. Joe

In between public service announcements and the homoerotic undertones standard of all
eighties cartoons, G.I. Joe are out kicking some C.O.B.R.A. ass.

4. Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes On A Plane

Um. Duh.

3. The Partnership For A Drug Free America

Don't hate, Partnership For A Drug Free America. Snake here is only trying to make a
living. Even if it is by influencing impressionable adolescents into robbing their parents
for drugs.

2. Conan The Barbarian

Conan spends the first half of the movie looking for the Snake Cult that murdered his
family. He then spends the second half killing all of the cult's members, including a
giant snake-morphing dude with the voice of Darth Vader.