The Today Show reports on Tiger Woods' text messages to Jaimee Grubbs.
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Teaching today’s lesson on why it’s not a good idea to send sexy text messages to your mistress: Tiger Woods. In Touchgot hold of texts and emails to galpals Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs, and here are a few of the best, courtesy of the New York Daily News and the New York Post:

To Uchitel: "I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time. I get it. It fucking kills me, too."

To Uchitel: "I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life."

To Uchitel: "I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. Fuck. Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."

From Grubbs: She mentions a sexy "new piercing," calls golf "boring," says Woods is "my first, last and only black guy!" and tells him, “I'm putting my underwear back on...that’s a no no...come take them off.”

To Grubbs: In response to her telling him she bought a friend a present, “What kind of present your naked body.”

To Grubbs: “Quiet and secretively we will always be together,” and later, “When was the last time you got laid.”

He was spitting some weak game! He was lying to that girl as sure as he's a cheater. If he would've left it at a "bootie call", he wouldn't have gotten caught up in this madness. But "NO" he had to pull out the "I Love You" card and the minute the B.S. hit the fan, that girl sang her song. Little tiger...play a better "BALL" game next time around!

blackwoman4u2

Dec 13, 2009 8:45 AM CST

QUESTION? Do you think he could've got it up for a black woman? I wonder because all of the women (12 and maybe more...who knows) are women other than black...