WTF kind of parent does this. How could it possibly be a good idea? Buying friends of any kind for your kid is getting them off to a bad start. It teaches them that they can't make friends on their own, and it teaches them that people are currency to be used.

I like the Nic Cage guess – his son looks like he might need some extra help with the ladies. The DM identified the girl with Swartz's kid to be his girlfriend. He was also randomly photographed holding hands with a guy

I believe that this could happen. What I don't buy is the son telling someone straight-up that his *dad* paid for her. I mean, that's basically saying, "I gotta pay for it" or "I can't get laid unless my dad pays someone", right? Why not lie or be vague?

I feel like there's an age range for guys where you would mock this. The age range of, "I get it. You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to *leave*," perspective comes later. God, I can't believe I just quoted Sheen. Ugh.

Her son Patrick was my first and onlu guess as well. This wouldn't be the first time that good old mom has been the (seemingly only) voice of reason on that family and intervened; remember when she flew out East and immediately put the ki-bosh on Swifty trying to get her hooks into Patrick a few years back? (GREAT mom-move btw.) Taylor immediately realized that's Maria was not someone who she wanted to or could f**k with and took the next Kennedy she actually could get-that poor high schooler Connor.

Not one of the Kennedy's can claim the victim card. They are all a victim of the family hubris. The same hubris that catapulted them to the upper echelons in government, power, and pay offs. The same that keeps their criminal asses out of jail consistently, no sympathy for any of them. However, if a family did fare better than any other in the Kennedy clan it was Eunice and Sargent Shriver. They and Jackie, didn't want their kids running wild all over Massachusetts like wildebeests on cocaine and acid.

I was far more worried about Tyler Swifts reputation and well being. She is far too good for any Kennedy off spring.

di Butler asked: Serious question: how long could you talk, face to face, with Jaden Smith, until you jack slapped the stupidity off of his face?==========================I have patience now that I didn't have when I was younger. Thirty seconds sounds about right. Is that about how long it takes to walk across the room to where he's standing?

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