ALSO: At least two of their songs are about poontang, including one that's rather explicit about one woman's lack of hygiene ("The Stinky Clicky"), which is especially gross if you're beer-bellied and ugly and lucky to be getting some, which of course couldn't possibly be the situation with Broad Noodles because they're so hot. Spank Rock can rap all about Lindsay Lohan's nether regions all he wants; it's actually conceivable that that he might actually be in the same room with her. Lohan's manager would probably call the cops if Broad Noodles showed up.

RIYL: Misogyny.

SCORE: 6.9 out 100.

We started this over here, but we're gonna finish it here. Consider this first one a reprint.