Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are content to watch others ...
They are called "Speck Taters."

Some people never do anything to help,
but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do things...
They're called "Comment Taters."

Some are always looking to cause problems
and really get under your skin...
They are called "Aggie Taters."

There are those who are always saying they will,
but somehow, they never get around to it...
We call them "Hezzie Taters."

Some people put on a front and act like someone else...
They're called "Emma Taters."

Some people are especially suited
to announce news stories on television...
These people are called "Common Taters."

Then, there are those who walk what they talk.
They're always prepared to stop what they're doing
to lend a hand to others,
and bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
You can call them "Sweet Taters."