It’s instant Christmas spirit in a tin! Say you’re on a long flight, and everyone around you is frowning and grumpy. Just open the tin, inflate the beard, put on the hat, and shake your belly like a bowl full o’ jelly. Before you know it, everyone will be sitting on your lap, talking about their hopes and dreams, and asking you for presents. Kit includes a Santa hat, sized to fit most adult heads, and an inflatable beard with elastic loops that go around your ears. Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho.

Who wouldn’t want the same facial hair as HP Lovecraft’s most famous creation? Especially when you realize it’s a beard of tentacles. This inflatable tentacle beard will appeal to nerds, octopus lovers and worshippers of the Old Gods! Just put the elastic loops around your ears and you’ll instantly look like you’re transforming into an ancient horror from another dimension. Just think, Cthulhu cult members have to chant for years to get a beard like this, but you can get yours with only a few puffs.

When a beekeeper wants to impress the ladies, he puts a queen bee in a small cage under his chin and waits for the other bees to swarm and form a “beard” on his face and body. That sounds like a lot of bother when you could get the same effect with just a couple of puffs of air. This inflatable, vinyl Beard of Bees is 10″ long with elastic hoops that go around your ears. Best of all, there is no chance of getting stung! If you want to say “bee mine” to your honey, just wear this Inflatable Beard of Bees and you’ll be all the buzz. The perfect gift for the apiarist.

Why go through the awkward, itchy hassle of growing a real beard when you can just keep one of these Inflatable Beards in your pocket and be bearded in a matter of seconds?

Archie McPhee, purveyors of pop culture, have invented the Inflatable Beard product for gentleman to instantly classify themselves as “distinguished, dignified and debonair”. Between this and their fingerless Handerpants, it may be difficult for men wearing them to “hold back the ladies”.