Become attractive and charming. Then go up to the ugliest girl you see and say "Hey, I'm Roman*. I'd like to fuck you in the ass" (that way you can negotiate down). That's what I used to lose my virginity- lemme know if it works for you!

*If your name isn't Roman, you can replace Roman with your actual name if you want.

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Have one of those moments you've got to share? Got a secret you need to get off your chest? Hear something on campus so stupid it needs to be on the internet?

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OMG UW is a blog dedicated to sharing these precious moments at the University of Waterloo. Inspired by FML, grouphug, PostSecret, Overheard at Western and more, this is the place to share your OMG moments easily and anonymously.

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*If you've lost something that you don't think will make its way to Turnkey though, or if you've returned something to somewhere other than Turnkey for whatever reason, feel free to submit an OMG and we'll be glad to post it.

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