[Verse 1]Feeling like a testicle, I'm loving life like a prostituteIncredible world egoistical, I'm ready now for f**k's sakeLooking for some kind of wondeful, insanity's pissing on my doomI work like a pig but I'm not cool, what the hell do I look for?A sworm of mosquitos follow me, malaria is what they give to meIt's some kind of monster onto me and pathetic bitches smilingA bunch of green aliens raping me and no damn Men In Black is saving meI'm living in district six-six-six and this middle finger's for you

[Chorus]Tell me I'm a lover spreading the word of funkTell me I'm a glove tidying up your nasal dischargeGive me toilet paper to clean up also your mouthShock me if you are Golion – Yattafunk

[Verse 2]Criminal goats steal all my food, shut the f**k up, they look like youGerman shepherds gather the herd and I step on their shit, yeahLiving on my own I'll do nothing, living like a beggar's killing meJay & Silent Bob my conselors with Superman and Flash GordonSomeone tells I'm a wannabe but Battlestar Galactica's in my dreamsI'm planning to move to Mercury when pugs f**king dare tooEvery time I move I feel like Django, every time I see you I hear some mamboEveryone I meet says world is cruel but I'm in Streets Of Rage 2

[Chorus]Tell me I'm a lover spreading the word of funkTell me I'm a glove tidying up your nasal dischargeGive me toilet paper to clean up also your mouthShock me if you are Golion – Yattafunk (x2)