Are they identical twins? When I was in elementary school we had a set of identical twins. One was really nice, the other was a pain in the butt and I never could tell which one was which until I started talking to them, which was frustrating because half the time I ended up talking to the one who was the pain in the butt! Anyway, I remember in 5th grade they traded classes for the day. The teachers never figured it out. It was pretty funny.

My appendages are not for sale, but can be sponsored-like Nascar.I got Pepsi on upper left-$50,000, John Deere on upper right-$45,000,Goodyear on lower left-$30,000,Coppertone on lower right-$30,000,and ummm... Victoria's Secret on lower middle-Proprietory Info.Of course, I am artisanal.

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