Don't worry, my eldest DS who is 5, stood in front of me last night in his undies, thrust his willy at me and sang "I have passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

Erk I had something similar happen except I was singing the song out loud whilst doing the dishes and didn't realise. DS#6 spent the next couple of days telling anyone who would listen that "Mummy has passion in her pants and she isn't afraid to show it" Damn!

I was talking to DH the other day about painting the house and how we will have to deal with the "shiny s**t" stuff again. DS (21mths) then repeated "shiny s**t" over and over again... I laughed my head off when he couldn't see me. I really need to watch what I say more...

I’m not expecting you to be as calm as you might be right now. What I mean is that if your panic levels are through the roof during a stressful situation, let’s bring them down to just under the ceiling.

To celebrate the April 1 release of Holly's Magic Wand on DVD and Digital, we are giving away five DVD packs featuring the newest installment of Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom Holly's Magic Wand and many more hours of family entertainment! Enter Now!

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