Sowers’ picture displays what I like to call “third arm syndrome,” where the movement of the jersey on delivery makes a vestigial arm appear tucked inside. And for some reason, the coloring in the picture makes this feel like a card from the ’60s.

This is so far the only guy I’ve really seen a rumor about as far as the Reds go. I’m not thrilled, but if they sign him and David Weathers, I’d like the bullpen combo of “Dusty” Rhodes and “Stormy” Weathers on principle alone.