The Funniest Strip Club Names

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Let’s face it, strip clubs are big business. They’re found in every major city where it’s legal, and sometimes in a big way. It’s more or less the second biggest industry outside hotels/casinos in Las Vegas and we’re pretty sure it’s one of the more profitable business in numerous one horse towns across the U.S. While most have effective names that at least convey some level of professionalism, we found 20 strip clubs that have the funniest names you can imagine. So, without further ado, here are the 20 funniest strip club names of all time.

Boobie Bungalow

The important thing is that all beverages are free at “the bungalow”.

Uranus Lounge

We’re not sure if the name of this strip club is meant to convey the idea that the strippers are “out of this world” or, well, the other thing…

Vaginas R’ Us

We all knew that there had to be a Vaginas R’ Us somewhere…

The Rear End

They open at four and have the worst, tackiest sign possible! It’s the “Rear End” strip club!

The Great Alaskan Bush Company

Alaska is full of wide open spaces and, well, foliage. We know of a Great Alaska Fish joint so it can’t be too far from here.

Fuzzy Holes

We don’t know about you, but even if we wanted to go to a strip club we’d probably stay far away from any place called “Fuzzy Holes”.

Cruisin’ Chubbys

We’re not sure what this means or who came up with the name. What’s interesting is that it seems to be doing a brisk business having been founded way back in 1999.

Wesley’s Boobie Trap

This is easily the most run down, questionable strip club we’ve ever seen.

Y.E Starbutts

We have two questions, what’s the deal with the “Y.E” and is this strip club “Star Trek” themed?

Cherry Sexual Harassment Pub

This seems wrong, and probably illegal.

Volcanic Eruptions

This is as lame as we probably think it is. At least they have celebrity guests!

Scuttlebutt

Scuttlebutt basically means some groundwork investigation, so does that mean that if you go here you can investigate some, well, butts?

Art’s Performing Center

If you walk in here looking for a performance of “The Sound of Music” you’re likely to be disappointed.

Fatty’s

This place doesn’t have a name that inspires us, but at least they have a ladies night on a regular basis!

Cockeye

Is that “Popeye the Sailor Man” on that sign? We love old cartoons as much as the next person, but this is just weird all around.