Bruno upstages LipGloss

Bruno was supposed to present an award. By the end of it, no one knew which award. Whatever it was it went to LipGloss Zac Efron and his blender legs who had to follow up Bruno’s brilliance and deliver an acceptance speech. Needless to say, he had no thunder.

And his pouty panties were all twisted up in knots as a result. His hair has also become a face curtain. Like, get that sh-t out of your eyes, boy.

Poor sucky baby.

And then to sit there and have to watch, all night, as Robert Pattinson, his nemesis, won award after award. They’ll be going head to head for the same roles, the same opportunities, and clearly Zac Efron is so last year.

We may have finally figured out Vanessa Hudgens' reason for existing: she must be his cheerleader.