A Pair of Trailers for Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers are Here, Ya’ll

Check it out, ya’ll, it’s a pair of trailers for funky director guy Harmony Korine’s “Spring Breakers”, which looks to be his first real mainstream film since, I don’t know, 1997’s “Gummo”? I sure as hell know it couldn’t be “Trash Humpers”. Anyways, the flick stars a pair of former Disney princesses who spend pretty much the entire movie in colorful bikinis running around and doing bad things with James Franco, who looks completely out of his mind here. Oh, and, ya’ll.

And yes, feel free to tell your friends and family that you’re only interested in this movie because it’s a Harmony Korine film, not because Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens run around in bikinis for the entire movie. That’s your story and you’re sticking to it.

Faith, Candy, Brit, and Cotty are best friends since grade school. They live together in a college dorm and want to go on an adventure. For spring break, they want to hit Florida to celebrate their vacation, so they decide to rob a restaurant to finance their trip. While in Florida, they get busted at a party for drugs, and land in jail. Alien, a drug and arms dealer, bails them out to do some dirty work.