Jandau:I know this is a symptom of the climate change and the herald of the ever-increasing resource shortage our planet is facing. I know more things like this will continue to occur and that producing meat (at least as we do now) will eventually become unsustainable as the demand for food increases. I know many farmers might lose a ton of money, maybe even all they have. And I know that all of the above is depressing, sad and worrying.

That stuff just ain't true, all these "freak climates" have happened centuries before and will happen again, planets are not systems set in stone, they fluctuate.Also people don't seem to remember that tons upon tons of perfectly good food is thrown away everywhere every day because we produce so much you just can't sell it all.And farmers are giving up farms because the market is so over saturated you don't even get peanuts for the shit you grow, if this actually means a greater demand in pork people could get properly paid for once.

Well, fark. There's supposed to be a beef shortage in the near future for the same reasons (apparently half ton poop factories eat a lot, who knew?). I have a feeling there will be a lot of chicken in my future, and chicken gets really boring after a while...

This is a fucking disgrace! What the fuck am I meant to do with my fucking cakes when I don't fucking have any more fucking bacon fucking icing left? How the fuck was this allowed to fucking happen? I won't fucking even have any fucking bacon flavoured toothfuckingpaste! I want my fucking bacon!

"This is nothing more than typical liberal trash. Science is wrong. Mankind--not humanity--MANkind is commanded by God to dominate the world and all its animals.

Liberals are the real swine--obstructing the wholesome production of divinely blessed porkage with their vile EPA standards.

Global Warming is a hoax. The complete melting of the polar ice caps happen all the time. Just thirty years ago liberal paid scientists were falsifying their data to prove that we were entering an ice age.

Science doesn't belong in schools. The Department of Education should be eradicated. All teachers who pass on these lies about Global Warming should be fired and replaced with supporters of Intelligent Design.

There is no bacon shortage. There will never be a bacon shortage. If a bacon shortage occurred it would solely be a result of God punishing Americans for not supporting an American theocracy."

***cough---choke---cough***

Sorry, everybody. I couldn't keep the Dunce Hat on any longer.

OT: I don't eat that much bacon, but my roommate lives on the stuff. Bacon sandwiches two or three times a week. Bacon on his salads, etc. This won't go over well with him.

Ok, that's it..you thought my one man war against the Bronies in the dark ages of the internet was horrifying. Well, the world is going to give me my bacon, or i shall take it by whatever means necessary: