By Frankie Hart, September 13 2019 — Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Not one to shy away from an opportunity to make an impression, you’ll show up dressed exactly identical to your professor. Weeks of preparation and internet sleuthing have led to this moment. Such dedication will not go unnoticed. Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov….

By Frankie Hart and Jenna Leong, September 6 2019 — Introduce yourself on the first day: If you’re friendly from the get-go, they’ll know you by name and face immediately. Offer a pen: Everyone needs some sort of writing utensil for writing notes! Showing your care for their academic well-being from the beginning will build…

By Frankie Hart, September 4 2019 — Third-year student Victor Vervelend was surprised when he realized upon returning home from studying abroad that he had developed a memory problem. “It took a few days after coming back from Barcelona that I realized it,” Vervelend explained. “On the first day back from Barcelona, I thought maybe…

By Frankie Hart, September 3 2019 — Everyone is settling into their fall schedules, which means one thing — swapping summer stories. But here’s the thing: you didn’t do a single thing that makes for good conversation. Whether you took unremarkable summer classes, chipped away at your summer job, took an ultimately disappointing trip or…

By Frankie Hart, September 3 2019 — Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You will wait through what feels like the longest Tim’s line of your life only to discover that you have forgotten your wallet. The line behind you will revel in your misfortune, jeering at you as you pass. Scorpio (Oct. 23 –…

By Frankie Hart, May 16 2019— Following every academic year is summer break, a time when you can soak up some rays, soak up some rays in a different country, get some much-needed sleep, work or maybe take some classes. However, by the end of August, it feels like summer went by in a flash….

By Frankie Hart, April 25 2019 — Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You’ll meet a mysterious stranger in one of your classes and have an instant connection. Summer days, drifting away to, uh, oh those summer nights. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You’ll work as a counsellor for a summer camp and change…

By Frankie Hart, April 23 2019 — I try to slowly move my arms and legs into a more comfortable position, accidentally splashing some water onto my face and into my eye. Oh god. Oh god. It stings so bad. I squeeze my eyes shut and cautiously flip over, crawling on my knees with my…

By Frankie Hart, April 23 2019 — After waking up late and stumbling around my room like a feral raccoon scrounging for old fries, I was finally ready to go to my friend’s place. The day? April 12, 2019. The plan? To pre-game for Bermuda Shorts Day. The fit? An egg-patterned crop top, egg skirt…