Will I ever stop wearing furry items of clothing? Probably not while skirts like this Missguided one exist. It wouldn't look out of place in Toppers, but is half the price of what you'd find it for in there. What lark! I'm sure you're probably sitting there thinking, 'forget the furry shit, is she ever going to take that jacket off?'. In short, no. Sadly, you're just going to need to grin and bear it while we go through our honeymoon phase together.

You may also have noticed this b-e-a-utiful ring on my finger, which is from Regal Rose's new collection. They've been kind enough to give me a code to give to you guys that'll get you 15% off all full-price items if you see anything on there that tickles your fancy; it's MAGPIE15. Use it responsibly, kids.

Well, it's time for me to toddle off for a night of lasagne, cake and fireworks for a family birthday. I did help make the lasagne though, so the night of celebrations could end with a whole different kind of fireworks due to some severe food poisoning. Let's hope not.