I really have. I haven't been going on curse-laden rants or suggesting that certain members of American society ought to be dangled by their most sensitive parts over pits of erupting magma infested with mutant piranhas (mutated to withstand the scorching temperatures of the magma, of course) which leap to nip at their tenderest areas. But not any more.

"A lot of those people will have to sell their homes, they're going to cut back on the private jets and the vacations. They may even have to take their kids out of private school," said Frank. "It's a total reworking of their lifestyle."

He added that it's going to be no easy task.

"It's going to be very hard psychologically for these people," Frank said. "I talked to one guy who had to give up his private jet recently. And he said of all the trials in his life, giving that up was the hardest thing he's ever done."

Fuck off and die, y'all. Seriously. If you are so out of touch that giving up the private jet is the worst thing you've ever had to deal with, then you just need to die, because you're not a human being anymore. You're the enemy of humanity, and a big part of the reason for the massive suffering that many of our fellow humans endure every fucking day. And I don't want to share the planet with you anymore--you're taking up too much room.