It's your 2016 Grammys drinking game!

|Jamie Loftus

|Jamie Loftus

|Jamie Loftus

It's arbitrary bronze slab welded into something meaningful season, and this time it's for the people who shout metaphors into the void and make millions of dollars. Grammys, baby! LL Cool J, baby! Some light humor about how ostensibly depressed Jeb Bush is, baby!

Let's cope the void as Jimmy Fallon reportedly does — by drinking so much you cut your hand open and hastily make it seem like a joke. In keeping with the spirit of empty enjoyment, please take this hot Grammy drinking game to your nearest party, floor mattress, anywhere — just not to the grave. Because, seriously, drink responsibly.