LOS ANGELES, CA – Octomom Nadya Suleman has just signed a deal for she and all 14 children to star in a reality show. The show will feature the children competing for basic necessities and their mother’s love.

I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.

CHICAGO, IL – Octuplet Grandpa Ed Doud appeared on Oprah this week to announce his new product line for parents of multiple children: Octo-tots. He claims to have created the line to help support his daughter and the growing number of parents like her.