August 11, 2017 By Tim Johnstone| Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Here's why.

SWAGGER*

*Let’s be honest. This song, in this day and age, is super sexist and possibly misogynistic. But dammit if it isn’t the jam. To be honest, I actually prefer this version but I had never seen that clip before and it’s so easy to forget how much charisma he had. Plus, technicolor splendor and all that.

NETFLIX AND SHIT:This could be bad news for your streaming habits in the hypothetical-not-readily-determined future. Maybe. Meanwhile, this isn’t even a surprise. It is basically the antithesis of a surprise. Binge while you can monkey boy.

THERE ARE RULES…even if they are unwritten. If you’ve ever worked in a restaurant, this is for you. I myself waited tables during high school and college and I can relate to so much of it. Chances are, you’ll have a favorite # or two.