Although in this video Park and Recreation wisenheimer Aubrey Plaza insists, “I’m not good at scoops” – and isn’t joking – she does drop a biggie: the readiness of a certain character to fill the BFF void that’ll be left by Ann’s imminent exit.

Moreover, when not unintentionally auditioning for American Horror Story: Coven (what with the witchy wardrobe and enchanted necklace and all), the actress tells TVLine’s Michael Ausiello on the Emmy red carpet how very, very dull it is to work with the suddenly-buff Chris Pratt. (Yeah, right.) She also pitches a Parks plotline in which April becomes a baby-stealing veterinarian. (It could happen.)

Press PLAY for a chuckle – and to find out if Ausiello ever gets the sorceress to show him her magic wand!