Summary/Review: The author of the Artemis Fowl books branches out into grown-up novels with this crime adventure. Daniel McEvoy is a war veteran turned bouncer, who has to struggle with his new hair implants and not getting killed when he stumbles into the middle of an organized crime ring (hence the double pun of the title). The story is a humorous parody/pastiche of the mistaken identity crime novel. It’s alternately bonkers and vulgar and while enjoyable it’s no masterpiece.

wnyc: Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.