>be a male metalhead
>have longhair
>just chilling peasfully with my friends(non metalheads)
>wild old man appears and asks "do you know what time it is gentelmenn"
>then he says oh sorry and ladies
>MFW he was talking to me
>have eternal hatred towards the elderly ever since
>also I cut my hair

One of my own friends thought I was a girl when i was doing work in the library. My instructor also checked out my ass when I was working on a fire alarm, before he remembered there's no girl as tall as me