fifty? how did you manage to do ALL of them? and just how do you sqeeze wax out of your ears anyways...

It's a very lengthy process, but I was committed to success!

1. do not clean ears for a long time. I'm talkin months
2. get on a training regiment involving lots of squats so that you can have strong gluteal muscles.
3. drink a ton of water! wait for it to get into your baldder and HOLD IT!
4. eat some food, wait for it to get down into your intestines. Hold it in (this is where the squats help)!

Now this part you have to do really fast! YOU SHOULD BE OUTDOORS! No bathroom can handle the coming onslaught!

5. have an onion, and a handful of pollen ready.
6. drink a bottle of Epicac (to induce vomiting)
7. stick some pollen in your nose, and squeeze onion in your eye. Now you are crying, and ready to blow your nose.
8. when you feel the epicac has taken effect, and the vomit is coming fast and furious, you have to simultaneously relax your gluteal muscles and urinary muscles, as well as blow your nose HARD!
9. As the onslaught begins, you should have enough wax built up in your ears so that when you squeeze that little nub part and the back of the ear, wax comes out.

ITS THE MOST ACTIVE CFC-RELATED CHATROOM!!!"Banning [Fifty and Perfection] is like a rite of passage for a mod." -Padma
"Well, I guess this is a rite of passage for a CFCer." -FredLC on going to fiftychat

i read about chocolate icecream on this board last week and decided to get some.

i normally dont eat this kinda crap food,so i was at the store i decided that if im gonna be bad, i might as well buy some beer instead, so i got a 6 pack of heineken.

i got off the anti biotics yesterday so today i can drink alcohol.
im working on my 4th beer right now. i was gonna go visit my friend and call my ladyfriend, but i dont think its gonna happen, i think ill just sit in my recliner, watch movies and finish my 6-pack.

I have a great deal of school work to do today! It is 10am now, I'm going to try and work steadily until about 8 or 9pm (with the exception of food breaks, and brief 10 minute breathers and such). I'll probably still be posting in and out throughotu the day as I do my homework right here at my desk.

ITS THE MOST ACTIVE CFC-RELATED CHATROOM!!!"Banning [Fifty and Perfection] is like a rite of passage for a mod." -Padma
"Well, I guess this is a rite of passage for a CFCer." -FredLC on going to fiftychat

I went to aikido and trained to defend myself in a way that is relatively peaceful, it also helped with my health. I also stared at a 3D animated yin/yang wallpaper for something around 5 minutes. It's mesmerizing.

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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
My Political Alignment:Economic Left/Right: -3.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67

I finished my Assessment, I still don't get question 4 though I've followed the methodology precisely and I still get some damn no logical answer at the end. Maths is a *****, I bet I missed some really minor + or - or something and it's thrown the whole two pages of calculations down the toilet grrr maths