For making me have to clean all that coffee that I spit on the screen.

Colonel 7.62

I denounce this entire thread! Much liquid was sprayed over various electronic devices.

Comrades, you are in luck for FUNDIES[sup]TM[/sup] are also SUPER-ABSORBENT, great for sopping up spills on electronic equipment or cleaning up any "accidents" that may occur while nervously awaiting your landing in Detroit. But, as always when using FUNDIES[sup]TM[/sup], please be careful of the detonator....

Silly terrorists, just one bowl of my habanero laced chili would've been more deadly. First the oxygen masks would've dropped, then the passengers would be sky diving out the exits just to get some fresh air before they hit the ground.

Yes, I noticed this as well, Commissar Elliot. What is UP with Superkommissar Maksim? Perhaps he has just emerged from a Jifi Lobo. Yes, that must be it! A Jifi Lobo! The head-exploding thing is something I have to deal with myself, daily. Maybe we're too late in coming to his aid! It doesn't look good.

Silly terrorists, just one bowl of my habanero laced chili would've been more deadly. First the oxygen masks would've dropped, then the passengers would be sky diving out the exits just to get some fresh air before they hit the ground.

Comrade Whoopie, silly terrorists, indeed! You always come up with the most obvious and practical solutions to things. You make flying on board with a terrorist actually sound GOOD. What an achievement! Think of the possibilities! I dunno...sky diving, fresh air. Sounds like a great ADVENTURE to me! FYI: I have just let go of my fear of flying! Thanks to you! O.K., I haven't exactly given up my anxiety about my hair being mussed up, what with the sky diving and all, but, I WILL sacrifice this vanity for the Collective! Whew! I am SO much a better person than I was just 5 seconds ago! LET'S ROLL!

Yes, I noticed this as well, Commissar Elliot. What is UP with Superkommissar Maksim? Perhaps he has just emerged from a Jifi Lobo. Yes, that must be it! A Jifi Lobo! The head-exploding thing is something I have to deal with myself, daily. Maybe we're too late in coming to his aid! It doesn't look good.Trust me Pamalinsky, he was lost long before I got here.

Yes, I noticed this as well, Commissar Elliot. What is UP with Superkommissar Maksim? Perhaps he has just emerged from a Jifi Lobo. Yes, that must be it! A Jifi Lobo! The head-exploding thing is something I have to deal with myself, daily. Maybe we're too late in coming to his aid! It doesn't look good.Trust me Pamalinsky, he was lost long before I got here.

So you say, Commissar Elliot.I think you may be right. Howsomever, I think he will emerge out of nowhere! Just like in all those TV series we watch! Huh? Maybe he just wants to take an LOA. That would be fine with me. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. I love this guy!

This is a serious matter that deserves party attention and not some juvenile immature doggerel poetry.

Show a little decorum and dignity please.

Pssst Gang, now that I've diverted his attention:

I see LondonI see FranceI see the Captian'sUnderpants!!!!

Oh, Snoogie! I can't thank you enough for reactivating the synapses in my brain that remember this very wise poem!

Gosh, I can't help but feel joy for letting you re-established your total dependency on your mommy or big daddy Giverment as a true progressive!

Truck on Pamaalinsky! You will be a total "artist" and " Musician" in no time.

Gosh all jeepers, Snoogie, I've already been there/done that (musician and artist, my lifetime career, incl., Metropolitan Opera National Co., my own successful business as a designer/graphic artist, etc.! I appreciate your humor and know you meant well, but, at this stage of my life, I'm just grateful for the synapse-reactivating thing! Please, give me a break! My joy is yours, and want it to be vice-versa! I absolutely do continue to "truck on" my sweet! Big time! Something I will do until the day I drop. This takes great skill, something I am not sure you possess. Yet. This makes me nervous. Proof, once again, my fears about the Collective effectiveness have some substance!

Pssssst. You were a bit condescending to me this time, to put it mildly, Comrade Snoogie Woogums, and I didn't like it. I gave you some much-needed slack in my response. Howsomever, the next time you respond to me me in this condescending manner, it goes straight to the Politburo. Understand? You want to talk "serious matter"? THIS is a serious matter! And, it ain't no "diversion" either. It's in your face! Kisses on that face! Pamalinsky.

This is a serious matter that deserves party attention and not some juvenile immature doggerel poetry.

Show a little decorum and dignity please.

Pssst Gang, now that I've diverted his attention:

I see LondonI see FranceI see the Captian'sUnderpants!!!!

Oh, Snoogie! I can't thank you enough for reactivating the synapses in my brain that remember this very wise poem!

Gosh, I can't help but feel joy for letting you re-established your total dependency on your mommy or big daddy Giverment as a true progressive!

Truck on Pamaalinsky! You will be a total "artist" and " Musician" in no time.

Gosh all jeepers, Snoogie, I've already been there/done that (musician and artist, my lifetime career, incl., Metropolitan Opera National Co., my own successful business as a designer/graphic artist, etc.! I appreciate your humor and know you meant well, but, at this stage of my life, I'm just grateful for the synapse-reactivating thing! Please, give me a break! My joy is yours, and want it to be vice-versa! I absolutely do continue to "truck on" my sweet! Big time! Something I will do until the day I drop. This takes great skill, something I am not sure you possess. Yet. This makes me nervous. Proof, once again, my fears about the Collective effectiveness have some substance!

Pssssst. You were a bit condescending to me this time, to put it mildly, Comrade Snoogie Woogums, and I didn't like it. I gave you some much-needed slack in my response. Howsomever, the next time you respond to me me in this condescending manner, it goes straight to the Politburo. Understand? You want to talk "serious matter"? THIS is a serious matter! And, it ain't no "diversion" either. It's in your face! Kisses on that face! Pamalinsky.

Ahh..Pamalinsky, humble apologies if I hit a nerve! Do you need a collective hug?

Psst.....Some of your posts here and on other threads do remind me of a far left wing troll who thinks he is being mockingly clever by posting far right wing loony dogma and thinks that dogma is how we really roll or think on the cube. We take that as a 'serious matter' and by your response I think my hunch just might still be correct with your statement, "Proof, once again, my fears about the Collective effectiveness have some substance!"

If not, and I do hope that my hunch is TOTALLY wrong, I really do. I will be more than happy to apologize to you, Comrade.More than happy to indeed.

All new proles back in your cages! The next new prole that pipes off to a Commodore or Commissar is off to the Gulagotroll, постигать!?!

This is serious matter comrades:

Read your Not So Welcome Message! Follow ALL the guidelines! Report to new prole Orientation. We want proper scores on Guilt Quiz, comrade Pamalinski, you are not GUILTY enough! Learn The Purpose of This Site. Fill out all forms in triplicate using a number 2 pencil, wax Marshal Pupovich's Zil twelve times, and all around lick Lenin's spittle!

And don't say Я не понимаю!Your beat rations have been revoked until further notice!

Yes, I noticed this as well, Commissar Elliot. What is UP with Superkommissar Maksim? Perhaps he has just emerged from a Jifi Lobo. Yes, that must be it! A Jifi Lobo! The head-exploding thing is something I have to deal with myself, daily. Maybe we're too late in coming to his aid! It doesn't look good.Trust me Pamalinsky, he was lost long before I got here.

So you say, Commissar Elliot.I think you may be right. Howsomever, I think he will emerge out of nowhere! Just like in all those TV series we watch! Huh? Maybe he just wants to take an LOA. That would be fine with me. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. I love this guy!And I love him too, I just thought his picture was too much for my computations.

Pssssst. You were a bit condescending to me this time, to put it mildly, Comrade Snoogie Woogums, and I didn't like it. I gave you some much-needed slack in my response. Howsomever, the next time you respond to me me in this condescending manner, it goes straight to the Politburo. Understand? You want to talk "serious matter"? THIS is a serious matter! And, it ain't no "diversion" either. It's in your face! Kisses on that face! Pamalinsky.

Of course we are all equals here, in this socialist utopia, but some are more equal than others. This Equality™ is what you, a virgin prog prole of the collective with not even enough seniority to lickCommissar Elliott or

Commodore Snoogie Woogums boots, need to understand.

Comrade Pamalinsky, WE are The Politburo. State your case, redress your trespasses, and learn your place!

What the hell is going on here? Am I not receiving proper respect? How can this be, I know all my bribes have been paid in full.Pvt. Pamalisky what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Jifi-Lobo??? I’ll show you Jifi-Lobo, now where did I lay that ice pick.

Pssssst. You were a bit condescending to me this time, to put it mildly, Comrade Snoogie Woogums, and I didn't like it. I gave you some much-needed slack in my response. Howsomever, the next time you respond to me me in this condescending manner, it goes straight to the Politburo. Understand? You want to talk "serious matter"? THIS is a serious matter! And, it ain't no "diversion" either. It's in your face! Kisses on that face! Pamalinsky.

Of course we are all equals here, in this socialist utopia, but some are more equal than others. This Equality™ is what you, a virgin prog prole of the collective with not even enough seniority to lickCommissar Elliott or

Commodore Snoogie Woogumsboots, need to understand.

Comrade Pamalinsky, WE are The Politburo. State your case, redress your trespasses, and learn your place!

Hail Obama!

Dear Red Square...I do understand, sir..I was so out of line. I just "knew" when I went to sleep that night that I had gone WAY over the top, the admission of which I conveyed, in a detailed apology, to my most respected Comrade Whoopie today. To whom deserves the first answer. This answer has not yet appeared on this thread so far, however. If it continues not to appear, I will attempt again to apologize to my most respected (and loved) comrades, hoping I can duplicate over an hour's worth of editing and thoughtful response. (Should have copied it to my desktop.) Those recipients would be Red Rooster, Elliott, Red Square, Snoogie Woogums, Magnum and others. I take this admonishment from all of you quite seriously, since I feel so privileged to be here to begin with. Just in case my original post to Snoogie does not appear in its original form, do know this: I mean everything I say, and will stand corrected if someone corrects me.Snookie Woogums actually thinks, and hopes with all heart, that I'm not a troll! A TROLL! If you take a look at all my submissions, you will see my heart there. Snookie's hope for me is a wish come true! My apology to Snoogie says it all.p.s. I know full well I'm not the Politburo! Never said I was! I guess I got a bit snarky about it, being defensive, though. I'm such a jerk!Most respectively yours,Pamalinsky (developing)

====================================================== Very well then prole! We Still expect you to go through full Orientation! Have you taken your Guilt Quiz comrade!?! Did you post your score? How many rows of beets have you hoed today?

This is serious business Comrade Prole Pamalinsky!Get with People's Program OR ELSE!

My apologies to you also. We in the "Inner Circle" have to be on our toes for inflitration by those sneaky progright-wing reactionaries and their nefarious tricks to inflitrate the collective and get our state secrets. I attempted to push your button to try and find out if you really had true prog intentions and it does gladden my heart that you are a true conservativeprog through and through.

I think I may have also crossed the line by using your past occupation as an accomplished artist and musician by inferring that those who create art and music are somehow all left wing liberal types, I know that is not the case. And was on reflection pretty arrogant to assume as such and I can see where that would "over-push" your buttons and I want to express my sincere apology for that. We have many artists and musicians who travel here on the cube and are all like minded cube travelers. And they all make life richer for all of us by their individual creations. Please continue to contribute and I wish to put both of this behindus and do a "re-boot" between us.......acceptable to you?

Not so fast Commodore, this prole has broken Directive #8543827692-B: A prole in a position of proledom shall never climb a prole pole to elevate their proliness.

Being a serious offense against The Collective and Social Unity(TM) in our vastly growing socialist peoples empire, it goes without saying that these offenses can not be taken lightly. Just imagine if every prole who got their undies in a bunch went off the tall diving platform like Comrade Pamalinski did here, why our socialist serenity would be shattered!

I think I may have also crossed the line by using your past occupation as an accomplished artist and musician by inferring that those who create art and music are somehow all left wing liberal types, I know that is not the case. And was on reflection pretty arrogant to assume as such and I can see where that would "over-push" your buttons and I want to express my sincere apology for that. We have many artists and musicians who travel here on the cube and are all like minded cube travelers. And they all make life richer for all of us by their individual creations. Please continue to contribute and I wish to put both of this behindus and do a "re-boot" between us.......acceptable to you?

AWWW! You make this hardened old tyrant mushy all over!

How about borrowing your Many Titted Empress' Reset Button[sup]TM[/sup] ?

I think I may have also crossed the line by using your past occupation as an accomplished artist and musician...........

AWWW! You make this hardened old tyrant mushy all over!How about borrowing your Many Titted Empress' Reset Button[sup]TM[/sup] ?Amandla!Obamugabe

Excellent idea! No problem here, my esteemed Obamugabe! I've been pushin' that button like the "Slap Chop" pitch guy since my well-deserved admonishment by the Politburo. (You're way too kind.)

I do have a question, though, if you don't mind...I do not understand the Amandla! thing. I'm asking this so I can know you better.

===========================================Comrade Pamalinsky, it is not necessary to quote an entire post with pictures right above your post in order to reply to it. I understand that it helps the ignorant useful idiot masses know who you are replying to, but as elite intellectual made progressives, we Understand(TM) a lot without really having to understand anything. You see, it's important that we keep up up the platitudes of being the Intellectual Elite(TM), in order to do this we must be quick, snarky, and assumingly cool... otherwise people might begin to think we are ignorant linear-logical Rethuglikkkans!

A willingness to learn is always appreciated in a Prole. Just be careful that you only learn from Party Approved Sources (like me), otherwise you may commit serious Thoughtcrimes that could lead to immediate End of Life Counselling.

Amandla! The war cry of the South African Communist Struggle against Apartheid. It means "Power!"

The cry is usually uttered by the Leader, with a fisting salute. Then the Prole Masses answer with fisting salutes, shouting "Awhetu" which means "For US!". It is repeated three or four times or even more.

I do so wish I had Photoshop at my disposal at this time so I can show you my true compliance and gratitude! Please know I am taking steps to accomplish this!

Am I getting close? Probably not. As a virgin, unworthy prog, I realize my place and know all I have to do is just wait until my esteemed leaders get to my "case."

This is "change" I am "hoping" for!

Your point is well taken about my posting the post I am responding to. I was wondering about that myself. I always want to make sure my reply gets to the right prog, but was concerned about taking up so much space. It looks, and is, kinda redundant, and ugly. Unnecessary. I think I'm getting the hang of it and thank you so much for the advice. You are most helpful and astute in addressing my concerns.

I am utterly "stupified" with gratitude at this news! And stunned by the jifi response to my needs! (That's sayin' somethin' from a virgin prog like me!) Unbelievable! But true! I can't wait to dig in to gimp.org! If this isn't blatant proof that the Collective works, I don't know what is! I'll be baaaaack! Thank you, Red Rooster. Am I being "watched"?

I don't know what all this kerfuffle about skivvies is all about. Bruno has been wearing Loom of the Fruit for years.

Pamalinsky, you are just taking your initiation here. We have all gone through it. I recall when I was just a wee prog, when I hadn't stolen pencils from a blind man's cup and told him not to be selfish. When I hadn't sat on a panel determining that people over 65 would just die instead of get medical care. When I actually thought that people who worked might get to keep part of it.

I renounce those days. I am now a Made Prog! I'm the nastiest, meanest, greediest, most solipsistic and self-righteous of all the progs here, and I'll impale anyone who says I'm not!

As elite intellectual made progressives, we Understand(TM) a lot without really having to understand anything. You see, it's important that we keep up up the platitudes of being the Intellectual Elite(TM), in order to do this we must be quick, snarky, and assumingly cool... otherwise people might begin to think we are ignorant linear-logical Rethuglikkkans!

THANK YOU! *sniff* That is all I was trying to say before I was accused of being complicit in a terrible conspiracy against the Party(TM) in a Show Trial(TM). I am sure it was all just a big Misunderstanding(TM), but instead of trying to reason with questioning the esteemed People's Court(TM) I became a sniveling, groveling wimp in true progressive fashion and allowed myself to be thrown under the People's Bus(TM) accepted my fate on behalf of Dear Leader and his Revolution(TM).

I must learn how to be more Articulate(TM) in expressing official Party(TM) views so as not to Offend(TM) or unintentionally mislead the People(TM).

Olga Katrina, I see that your attitude is the proper attitude for a party member. Please bear in mind that with enough of this attitude you will become a made prog which means that you will get to do just exactly what you want to do, as long as you pay lip service to the Truth du Jour.

You see, truth is what we think is true at 8 AM in the morning. It might be a completely different truth than yesterday's truth, but it's true today. Doesn't mean it will be true tomorrow.

And don't worry about being thrown under the bus. I myself have several tire marks on my back, most of them from Pupovich as a matter of fact.

I don't know what all this kerfuffle about skivvies is all about. Bruno has been wearing Loom of the Fruit for years.

Pamalinsky, you are just taking your initiation here. We have all gone through it. I recall when I was just a wee prog, when I hadn't stolen pencils from a blind man's cup and told him not to be selfish. When I hadn't sat on a panel determining that people over 65 would just die instead of get medical care. When I actually thought that people who worked might get to keep part of it.

I renounce those days. I am now a Made Prog! I'm the nastiest, meanest, greediest, most solipsistic and self-righteous of all the progs here, and I'll impale anyone who says I'm not!

I, Pamalinsky, absolutely understand that you are the nastiest, meanest, greediest, most solipsistic and self-righteous of all the progs. This is what I love about you the most, Commissar Theocritus. Hey! No problem!

And, I understand about this "Bruno" thingy. I know you are between a rock and a hard place here. Bruno must be destroyed! What would you have me do? Is this part of my Initiation as well?

Either way, I am at your service.

Actually, I, Pamalinsky, would suggest Glob, AZ. Not Globe! I am quite sofisticated about these things! And, even though an ingenue, am wiser than you might think! (my spell-check works)

THank you, Pamalinsky. Since you are an ingenue here at the Cube, it would be cruel and unusual punishment to inflict Bruno on you. Hell, it would be cruel and unusual punishment to inflict Bruno on Our Many Titted Empress. Why once I recall when dear Hildebeest came to the Rancho and it was a battle of wills as to who would crumble and when you consider that there are rocks who look down on Bruno's intellect, that says something.

Don't let this get out, but I'm thinking of taking Bruno to Globe, Arizona, and just abandoning him there. Tell him that there's gold that was discovered in the mountains. He'd fall for it. Hell, he thinks that Streisand can sing.

I see you have taken Pamalinsky under your wing just as you did for me when I was just a mere insolent prog when I first appeared on "The Cube". Pamalinsky will do well. Admit it Theo your really a softie after all!

As promised: Here is the bitchy thing I said to my most loved Snoogie Woogums!Gosh all jeepers, Snoogie, I've already been there/done that (musician and artist, my lifetime career, incl., Metropolitan Opera National Co., my own successful business as a designer/graphic artist, etc.! I appreciate your humor and know you meant well, but, at this stage of my life, I'm just grateful for the synapse-reactivating thing! Please, give me a break! My joy is yours, and want it to be vice-versa! I absolutely do continue to "truck on" my sweet! Big time! Something I will do until the day I drop. This takes great skill, something I am not sure you possess. Yet. This makes me nervous. Proof, once again, my fears about the Collective effectiveness have some substance!

Pssssst. You were a bit condescending to me this time, to put it mildly, Comrade Snoogie Woogums, and I didn't like it. I gave you some much-needed slack in my response. Howsomever, the next time you respond to me me in this condescending manner, it goes straight to the Politburo. Understand? You want to talk "serious matter"? THIS is a serious matter! And, it ain't no "diversion" either. It's in your face! Kisses on that face! Pamalinsky.

So, how's about THAT for bitchiness, my most esteemed Commissar Theocritus? Especially the last paragraph! Am I nasty enough?

I see you have taken Pamalinsky under your wing just as you did for me when I was just a mere insolent prog when I first appeared on "The Cube". Pamalinsky will do well. Admit it Theo your really a softie after all!

Thanks for your support, my beloved Snoogie Woogums, I am having a most wonderful time on this forum. Am in such need of one. BTW, my friends in Massachusetts say, "HI!"...they're having a great time, too! There's a hell of a lot going on there! I'm liking it.

p.s. I saw Theocritus for who he was the day I signed up! Well, not exactly. But, it didn't take long!

Who allows these proles such comfort in our esteemed presence!?! What would Dear Leader Obama think if he saw you Party Elite™ members actually helping proles rather than making them dependent on OPM and our People's Pimping™ assigning them to tasks for The Common Good™ of The Party™. The unions will die comrades, the welfare roles will shrink, planned parenthood will be sunk, SUNK I SAY, if we have anymore of this personal help, NO WE CAN"T STAND FOR IT! These proles must be sent to their local Compassion Offices™ and fill out form #6483905B in order to be assigned to a Compassionate Collective™ of The Party's choosing in order to receive any inking of Help™.

RR, I do take your point but you recall the promise that Snoogie showed at first and how he's blossomed. Why, I wouldn't let him in my house alone now. Pardon me while I wipe a tear from my eye.

And Pamalinsky has great promise too. I detected in her a steely-eyed determination to get her way at all costs, provided that the costs weren't to her. That is at heart the soul of a great progressive.

Someone has to ride herd on the proles, you know. There are so many people who lead such boring lives. Get up, go to work, have a family, eat, retire, live and die. And without that great overarching sense of leftist purpose. That incredible moral sentimentality that we leftists have which masks the fact that we are utterly unexceptional people except for our greed and nastiness.

Snoogie is such a rat bastard, like Red Star, and Opiate of the Masses. And of course Meow. Ah. Some of my dearest friends.

Pamalinsky, let me make a suggestion. Get some hobnailed stiletto heels. That way you can really grind the proles' faces into the dirt. And nothing looks more fetching than hobnailed stiletto heeled jackboots on another comrade.

I, Pamalinsky, absolutely understand that you are the nastiest, meanest, greediest, most solipsistic and self-righteous of all the progs. This is what I love about you the most, Commissar Theocritus. Hey! No problem!

And, I understand about this "Bruno" thingy. I know you are between a rock and a hard place here. Bruno must be destroyed! What would you have me do? Is this part of my Initiation as well?

Either way, I am at your service.

Actually, I, Pamalinsky, would suggest Glob, AZ. Not Globe! I am quite sofisticated about these things! And, even though an ingenue, am wiser than you might think! (my spell-check works)[/quote][HR]Commissar Theocritus:I forgot to mention why I chose Glob, instead of Globe, AZ. It's because the movie, "The Blob" was filmed there. OK, Glob vs. Blob, a slight stretch, but workable! I think we can "dispatch" Bruno here and nobody will know the difference! It's a movie, I know, but these same idiots based public policy on a movie! The China Syndrome! These idiots don't know the difference between a G and a B. As long as the rest of the word sounds the same. Our educational infiltration has worked wonders! G?, B?, HA! These little pomofos don't even know their ABC's! I, Pamalinsky, have found a way to get rid of your most pesky irritant, Bruno. I hope you are most impressed with my diligence here. Always, at your service! (I smell promotion.)

Er, Globe, AZ is nearly equidistant from Tucson and Phoenix. What about Payson? There are lots of bridges from Phoenix to Payson, and the highway even crosses over itself. We could throw Bruno off one of the bridges. I don't think that even a homing queen could survive that.

But then there are times that I think that Bruno is useful after all. When Nanski comes to the Rancho I am of course awed to be in the presence of a Mistress of Totalitarian Socialism. Bruno on the other hand can see through her. It's the wisdom of the idiots and children, you know.

I believe you might have missed this little tid-bit from Pamalinsky in her initial insolence to me, a made Comrade. She said;

Quote:

my own successful business as a designer/graphic artist, etc.!

I'm smelling some fine Other People's Money that is going get.....errr....donated and distributed by us for "the greater good" in the near future.

Ahh Theo, it warms the cockles of my little heart that you would ensure that I had "company" 24 / 7 at your Rancho when I drop by for a little party confab now. After my last visit there, I was a bit lonely when I didn't have anyone around and had to fend for myself but as always it was so very profitable afterwards.

I am glad that it was profitable. What was missing was Meow's, by the way. Not mine. And you may thank me for your being lonely. Bruno was much taken by your chapeau, you know, and was quite insistent on sneaking into your suite. You know, that place with the concrete floor, the straw palette and the tin bucket. That's right. The suite. That fine progressive suite.

I told Bruno though that he'd just have to make do with his own hat with the plastic pineapples, oranges and bananas, and that he couldn't bother you.

I promise you that you wouldn't have liked a nocturnal visit by Bruno. If nothing else, the noise. The noise. The constant jabbering. And the noise.

Mostly I've taken out the carpets and put in a drain in the middle of each room. A wand in each room which sprays warm naphtha, another wand for carbolic acid, and another one for lye soap in emulsion. And a fire hose to clean it all up.

You cannot believe what shape the Rancho was in when Our Many Titted Empress, Molly Yard, Janeane Gawdawfulo and Maureen Dowd left it after a session with the Hildo Turbo Hydra.

In the middle of the night I am still haunted by that, and for relief watch soothing pictures of concentration camps.

Er, Globe, AZ is nearly equidistant from Tucson and Phoenix. What about Payson? There are lots of bridges from Phoenix to Payson, and the highway even crosses over itself. We could throw Bruno off one of the bridges. I don't think that even a homing queen could survive that.

But then there are times that I think that Bruno is useful after all. When Nanski comes to the Rancho I am of course awed to be in the presence of a Mistress of Totalitarian Socialism. Bruno on the other hand can <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4282">see through her</a>. It's the wisdom of the idiots and children, you know.

Er, did I say "diligence" instead of "incoherence?" My spellcheck doesn't account for this. I thought that was the objective, dear Commissar Theocritus. I meant to convey the idea that the "Glob" might still be there, just like the nasty radioactive stuff we made hay of from that other movie. We spun it into Gold! I was just thinkin' that our old Globbie might still be there and suck up Bruno for you. Ah, well, so much for my "promotion."

I would like to offer a musical tribute to our most esteemed princess, Nanski Peloski on her comments today regarding the upstart, Scott Brown's possible election. I do miss, at least in this clip, her crazy hand jive.

One way or another I'm gonna find yaI'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getchaOne way or another I'm gonna win yaI'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getchaOne way or another I'm gonna see yaI'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetchaOne day, maybe next weekI'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetchaI will drive past your houseAnd if the lights are all downI'll see who's around

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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CNN: Trump reverses Obama's executive order banning hurricanes

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When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was

CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry

Pelosi: 'We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for'

BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago. Everything is dead. All is lost. Life on Earth is no more.

DNC to pick new election slogan out of four finalists: 'Give us more government or everyone dies,' 'Vote for Democrats or everyone dies,' 'Impeach Trump or everyone dies,' 'Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies'

Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" is humanity's last chance to save the Earth before it ends five years ago

Experts: The more we embrace diversity the more everything is the same

Study: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote

The Evolution of Dissent: on November 8th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist - or it will once again be patriotic as it was for 8 years under George W. Bush

Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food

China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'

Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%

America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine

Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths

Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise