Sorry, dear readers, to have abandoned you for a wicked long time. I was stricken with several Very Serious Illnesses. First, the flu. Then, Rock Band fever. Then, what my friend diagnosed as a terminal case of the Fuckits. I seem to be recovering now. Sunshine and the promise of baseball help.

However! If you are going to be at WAM! and you’re not too mad at me, I would love to meet you! Keep an eye out for me. I look like this:

Or, slightly more accurately, like this:

Have you had YOUR daily dose of Vitamin Crazy?

Don’t be afraid to say hello to the crazy lady. She will introduce you to the Miracle of Science.