I thought fark was all about parent's rights; humans don't have rights until they become adults, so whatever issue the child may have is clearly some behavioral problem that could be resolved with parent-approved and/or parent-administered violence.

Or does that rule not apply if the child in question has a measurable cup size?

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.Penis: Nothing looks 14 about herBrain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

That's my process. Just being honest.

This made me laugh harder than I should have. "...and then I want to penis it with all of my penis." That shouldn't be funny, but it is.

farkingismybusiness:100 Watt Walrus: Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home//Bikini pic: hubba!

TMZ=bad. Pedophilia=good.

Got it.

Get over yourself. I'm not luring her into a van, nor am I condoning sex with 14-year-olds. To imply otherwise is a serious indicator of farkwittery.

But since you seem to consider yourself an expert on the subject, please tell me when it will be OK for anyone not in her own age group to find her physically attractive. What's your criteria?

Note that I'm not asking when it will be OK to boink her. But apparently by your definition of "pedophilia," anyone who thinks she looks good in a bikini is some kind of monster. So apparently I need guidance as to where to draw the line.

This girl is apparently 14 or 15. Kate Upton is 19. Is it OK to think she's hot? How about two years ago when she modeling bikinis and underwear at 17? Would it have been it OK to have found Upton hot at that point? If so, does that make 16 the demarkation line? If so, is it the 16th birthday or the 17th birthday? Or is it somewhere in between?

PLEASE MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE A "farkingismybusiness perv"™! PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OK TO THINK "NICE BOOBS." I'M LOST IN THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT YOU, MAN.

100 Watt Walrus:farkingismybusiness: 100 Watt Walrus: Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home//Bikini pic: hubba!

TMZ=bad. Pedophilia=good.

Got it.

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Get over yourself. I'm not luring her into a van, nor am I condoning sex with 14-year-olds. To imply otherwise is a serious indicator of farkwittery.

But since you seem to consider yourself an expert on the subject, please tell me when it will be OK for anyone not in her own age group to find her physically attractive. What's your criteria?

Note that I'm not asking when it will be OK to boink her. But apparently by your definition of "pedophilia," anyone who thinks she looks good in a bikini is some kind of monster. So apparently I need guidance as to where to draw the line.

This girl is apparently 14 or 15. Kate Upton is 19. Is it OK to think she's hot? How about two years ago when she modeling bikinis and underwear at 17? Would it have been it OK to have found Upton hot at that point? If so, does that make 16 the demarkation line? If so, is it the 16th birthday or the 17th birthday? Or is it somewhere in between?

PLEASE MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE A "farkingismybusiness perv"™! PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OK TO THINK "NICE BOOBS." I'M LOST IN THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT YOU, MAN.

I get your point, I do. She doesn't look 14. I just think it's funny that 1. you think depriving TMZ of one click matters and 2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old.

farkingismybusiness:I get your point, I do. She doesn't look 14. I just think it's funny that 1. you think depriving TMZ of one click matters and 2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old.

Points taken. For the record, it's not that I want to deprive TMZ of traffic thinking my click would make a difference - it's that I don't want to pollute my brain with TMZ. My girlfriend watches that crap, and I can't farking stand it. (She's otherwise a lovely girl.) As for the "hubba," well, I'll grant I may have tipped slightly into the creepy-meter red zone with that. But I feel it was only to, say, the Craig Ferguson level of creepy (as it was partially in jest) and not even remotely approaching the the Doug Hutchison apex of the scale.

Not trying to jump in, but I just wanted to say that sometimes I use the word "hubba" when I know I'm going to Chick-fil-A, because I love their chicken strips and dipping sauces? Does this make me a pedo?

Not trying to jump in, but I just wanted to say that sometimes I use the word "hubba" when I know I'm going to Chick-fil-A, because I love their chicken strips and dipping sauces? Does this make me a pedo?

Not trying to jump in, but I just wanted to say that sometimes I use the word "hubba" when I know I'm going to Chick-fil-A, because I love their chicken strips and dipping sauces? Does this make me a pedo?

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.

Greetings Dunph. What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shiat Thunderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat shiat, man.Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were farked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally farked, maaaaan!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called......This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again. Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs.

Wolsey:What_Would_Jimi_Do: VTGremlin: What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.

yes, and since when is leaving 5 words out of a 23 word quote half?

When said five words encompass the the main point of the sentence in question.

Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.

Good job Columbo.

They look like they could be real photos but I wasn't sure, because shopping heads on porn star bodies is NOT what pedos are out for at all so I don't get the point.

No, those to most anyone are clearly 7-9 yr old girls heads photoshopped on very developed women's bodies.

So, the campaign is trying to say that being attracted to fully developed 14 year olds is equivalent to being interested in 8 year olds, which is ludicrous. Yes, it is still statutory rape, and, you need to be not so dumb guys, and just lookie at the beach, but don't touchy (and, that is the point of the ad campaign I guess, to get that across to the dolts). But, that bikini pic of Ariel, or the photos that came out of Madonna's daughter who was 15 I believe... those are easily bodies that could be on a 19 or 20 year old.... they just got to a fully developed shape much earlier than other women. Again, yes, don't cross the line for many reasons (the law, not enough life experience to make those decisions, etc), but, there is no real visceral difference in the visuals between those 14-15 year olds and legally aged women.

No, that's completely NOT IRONIC. Why do people use words in the direct OPPOSITE of their intended meaning?! Both "ironically" and "literally" have just lost their meaning. I weep for a populace that is so f*cking stupid that it can't even master its own language.

/bonus hate points for people who think "begs the question" means the same thing as "poses the question"

No, that's completely NOT IRONIC. Why do people use words in the direct OPPOSITE of their intended meaning?! Both "ironically" and "literally" have just lost their meaning. I weep for a populace that is so f*cking stupid that it can't even master its own language.

/bonus hate points for people who think "begs the question" means the same thing as "poses the question"