i havent tried to use my vagina to get a man to clean my house, WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!?

BigPup

Because you where busy in the kitchen…

Men of the Worl

Speaking of which, get back in it!

BigPup

Maybe she has a lap top? She needs to get recipes somehow.

Jen

im single, i make no man a samich! they make me a samich.

also, *were.

5eagles

Were I single I would offer to make you a sammich just because you're spunky and I like that.

Underbaker

You will never catch a man with an attitude like that, unless of course you are a candidate for FLBP.

Julie

And you will never catch a woman with an attitude like yours. Unless you count Miss Palmer.

Underbaker

Already have one and 2 daughters to boot, not looking for any more so you go shop elsewhere.

Underbaker

Nothing gets you voted down quicker then being on the wrong side of a debate with a chivette when your a guy on the chive (except of course being on the same side of a debate with Paula).

Jen

do i really need one?

Underbaker

Are you talking Bewbs or a man, I went to lunch and lost track.

Jen

mmm lunch…

Underbaker

See if you had a man he could take you out to lunch. 🙂

Jen

i had one for a while. now i just have a part time one. trust me, i understand the value of a man. nows just not the time 🙂

Underbaker

There is however one thing faster at cleaning a house then a man expecting to get laid and that would be a woman whose mom is about to visit her.

Grammar Police

Jesus, than is comparison, you need to understand this. It's not rocket science, dude.

OhioChiver

Remember the post about Super Powers from yesterday Jen? You JUST found yours… lol.

caleb

I read the first 5 or so comments and already want to take my life. Undernutgrabber and smallpup, do your kids a favour and go back to Grade three and learn some goddamn grammar and sentence structure. Have some respect for women while you're at it.

Drew

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haahaa

Miguel

Space balls is so wise

Machine_head

#1 I thought I was alone, but this has got to be the truest statement ever

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Needlegun13

#5 EVERY SINGLE TIME. Dammit… And I'm still dumb enough to fall for it too.

loves sammiches

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

_DoC_

Plus she seems completely ok with anal.

Sad Panda

That's what lube is for

Taco_Depot

#28 I wish I could look that put together at an interview.

Boooo

I wish I could look that put together at home.

OhioChiver

#26 Yes. It never fails.So true.

The_Dood

99.9% of the time, opening a can of beer or pop…

chucklesclown

It seems more likely that the uses of untrimmed fingernails just go unnoticed until they're trimmed. I can't think of the most recent time I opened something with my fingernails and thought, "Wow, these fingernails are really useful." They're easy to take for granted.

Ryan

You and just about all other guys.

lannen302

#28 got the job for sure !!

https://www.facebook.com/jacksysco Scott Roberts

#10

This is so depressingly true. I got 70 dollars for a 200.00 dollar book. Damn education system is FUCKED.

Livin' Legend

Oh, that's a great deal compared to some of my attempts at resale. My favorite was, "Oh, you paid $150 for that textbook this semester? We're changing the required text completely next semester so we're not buying these back."

After that, I bought all my books online and never once bought a current edition, never once paid more than $20, never once saw anything more significant than a title chapter picture changed.

Fuck the man!

chucklesclown

Buying used textbooks online is definitely the way to go. Unfortunately, I probably wasted about $500 on books that the bookstore wouldn't buy back before realizing that there was a better way.

thedude325

College bookstores are the most sick, twisted, fucked up businesses imaginable. Seriously, Im taking a two semester class and they change the book between semesters.

skyfireCO

Then they re-sell it for $150 with a used sticker on the cover

madamecursorla

At least you GOT an education!

Stupid Monkey

i went to college before you could buy online, and never sold back my books to the book store because they would resell the book they just gave me $20 for $150. I thought F'em ill keep it before they make more money off the same book .

tv_paul

#5 Well there's your problem. You leave with a brunette and then you get into a car with a different drunk blonde girl.

Dan

#29 Sadly true.

5eagles

That pic pretty much sums up all of politics right there.

Iceman2509

I'm confused. Both Vadar and Obi Wan were badass. I'd take either to be my candidate.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#9
Just about every time too.

Mr. Mackle

#31 Have a Livid ?

Mr. Mackle

Meant Have a Lived

itstanrum

Corrects someone's grammar

Fucks up the spelling while doing it.

SolidusSnake420

#2 Shit, I have lived in the same house for 20 years and still don't fucking know and still hit the fan switch and get pissed.

tk421

My ps3 is hooked up to the switched outlets. It's like cutting the red wire when I go to turn off the ceiling light. Every. Time.

wolfpack

Dude, what's up with screw # 3? It's not vertical……fix that shit!

http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

Priorities: This guys has them ^^^

misschris

#4 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this. Makes me feel a little less weird. (but only a little)

MrStiggy91

#4 I want a shirt featuring the socially awkward penguin, that way people know I'm aware of my awkwardness.

https://www.facebook.com/matthew.turner.528 Matthew Turner

How the fuck do you even know what this is called!?

MrStiggy91

You must be new to the internet

Iso

#32 I could do with more Laura Prepon, please.

lllll03lllll

#26 So friggin true

PumaBalls

Did anyone else get a boner from girl in #14

Nishtai

#24 That's our Leonas right there… Tougher than football players, cuter than a d*ck

ZIa

yes, an injury to the face is the same as an injury to your leg, at a sport which you have to run…

brilliant logic again

Guest

Yes, getting hit in the face by either a field hockey ball or stick is *clearly* less serious than the phantom leg break that the male footballer is in agony over.

You want to try that logic thing again ZIa??

Francis Begbie

If you would have to chose between which of the two to receive, you'd also pick the tackle over the hockey stick in the face amigo. Google the hockey incident if you still doubt. Olympic final Holland vs. Argentina.

Nishtai

95% of football fouls are fake, just to gain a petty advantage over the other team. From the remaining 5%, 4.9% are over exaggerated and 0.1% are real, serious, career-threatening injuries.

Takingbackcider

#25 But when you run out of Jack Daniels, don't use Savlon as a replacement…

Engage

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