Oh, Bueno. Adds yet another level of "permission" into things like marital rape, unplanned/unwanted pregnancies, performance anxiety, plus the concept that missionary position penetration is the only way. (Although perhaps I'm selling the good Pastor short and he's lacing up his corset even as we speak?)

Well, I've heard of making a joyful noise unto the Lord, and I once had a friend whose father asked him the next morning if he'd taken up the cloth after a night of hearing "oh, Lord, oh, Jesus!" from the attic where a girlfriend had spent the night, but this is certainly a good turn!

I think you might have missed the point...here is the way I see...he noticed that the collection plate was getting smaller because of all the older people dying off...so he had to think of a way to build it back up again...sort of like the steel mills here is Gary, IN...they know that in 5 year x amount of workers will be retiring so they are trying to start hiring now...get the point!