He was alone. So was she. He refused to admit it. So did she. He disappeared from her life long ago, and returned as a wanted criminal for a crime he didn't truly commit. How will she react? And what will happen when they come for him? [Kraine]

A SERIOUS parody of a seriously bad fan-fiction. This is NOT a sequel to the on-going saga of awful by XXXbloodyrists666XXX, but it was most definitely my inspiration. The A/N explains a little bit better. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter 4 is UP!

Sometimes the worse gossipers don't even realize they're doing it. Looking for a playmate, four year old Lloyd wonders around Welgia, and winds up revealing his father's true thoughts of most of Cruxis, causing meyhem. Based on a toodlerhood experience.

Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.

Edward Elric has undergone one of the most bizarre changes in his life. Can he carry on his reputation as the Fullmetal Alchemist? How long will an unlucky shadow be cast over his back? Complete summary inside.

Roy's gloves are missing, and Ed was the only one in the office. Did Ed take them? Will Roy find them? Will Riza Shoot Roy for... well... being Roy? Only those who read will find out! Humor one shot with hints of RoyxRiza and short jokes... oh, the short

Everything used to be normal. Well, as normal as it could get for InuYasha and the crew. Then they meet someone very strange. Someone with a very dark secret, and everything turns around. InuKag, MirSan.

Oneshot. Shigure is sent to the grocery store for therapy, and Ed turns up in the world of Fruits Basket! How will everything turn out? Read to find out! FMAxFB crossover. Akito X Taco. Rated for violence towards milk and pineapples.