“Dave thought fighting a quadriplegic would be easy. Little did he know Jim was a master of the Tiger Mouth technique.”

Update 12/12/12: Keith Harris is our winner! Congratulations Keith.

One of the big hits at this year’s Fantastic Fest was Drafthouse Film’s insanely entertaining Miami Connection—a blast of cinematic mayhem that had audiences falling out of their seats with laughter. In celebration of the December 11th release of Miami Connection on DVD, VHS (!) and Blu-ray, Dangerous Minds and Drafthouse Films are offering you the opportunity to win some really cool stuff.

I reviewed Miami Connection earlier this year for Dangerous Minds. I loved the film’s lunatic energy and genre-bending mix of chop-socky, biker flick, splatter, gangster mayhem and deliriously bad disco musical (Can’t Stop The Music meets She Devils On Wheels). Plus, there’s enough cocaine in the movie to build a Peruvian snowman the size of Studio 54. Yes, it’s truly a film with something for everyone.

Here’s Drafthouse Films’ synopsis:

The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice. When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song “Against the Ninja,” Mark (Tae Kwon Do master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world’s smelliest underbelly. It’ll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can’t stop until they’ve completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the “stupid cocaine”...and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!

So, you wanna play?

Contest:

Come up with a clever caption for the above photo from Miami Connection. Post the caption in the comments section below. Dangerous Minds’ staff will select our favorite. You MUST be a subscriber to our daily newsletter (sign-up widget in top tool bar) to enter. That’s it. Winner will be announced on December 11, 2012.