Which fruit are you? Which era David Bowie? Which video game? It seems like
everyone these days would like to know what they would be in some alternate
reality. This test won't tell you which Character in The Hobbit you're
most like, or which Backstreet Boy you should marry, but it will tell you which
inanimate object in my house you would get along best with. Have a happy journey
of self-discovery!

1. Kill
one:

Republican
bleeding-heart liberal
televangelist
a fascist dictator
the grade school bully
a militant vegan
Carrot Top
the prom queen

2. When you're dead, people
will remember you most for being...

a natural born leadersmart
good looking
athleticwho, again?!?
artistically talented
a great diplomat
a good friend

7. Your significant other leaves you
for your brother:
Dumb bitch!
I knew he was "that way"
all along!
I'll do his/her best friend
just to get even
I'm calling my local hit man right
now
Maybe I deserved it.
It's OK, I didn't like him/her
anyway.
Ha ha ha! That's a good one!
leave me alone.

8. My hovercraft is full of:
stop it! I gave that up long
ago!
eels
wombats
illegal substances
anti-depressants
sex toys
cheesecake
huh?