Interests: Reading(which should be obvious), math(no it's not weird), anime/manga, art, reading about weird authors or famous people, satire, comedy, all romance(slash, yuri, or het), theatre... my tastes are odd and spread out over many categories.

I created an account mostly because I wanted a place to store the awesome stories I found. I am unlikely to actually write anything even remotely lengthy. However, I will make my profile interesting for those who somehow wound up here.

Who am I kidding? No one will probably ever see this.

In case you're wondering, my profile picture is of Reborn, from Katekyo Hitman Reborn. This is his grown form (he only appears as a baby in the manga), and it only appears in the anime.

Favorite Mangas:

1.Axis Powers Hetalia: It's so, so, so funny. My favorite character is England. The manga isn't actually all that good, in my opinion, but the anime is awesome. And it sparked an interest in history. I didn't even know that Prussia had used to be a country.

2.One Piece: I know many people don't bother to read this because of the odd drawings, but you get used to them after a while. And they're really detailed, too. The story is so awesome! And all of the theme songs for the anime!

3. Skip Beat: I don't know why I like this. Another one with odd drawings.

4. Katekyo Hitman Reborn: All the characters(except for the main one, oddly), are so loveable and so well developed, it's hard to dislike the story. And the mafia is so cool, portrayed the way it is in this story.

5. Naruto: It's just awesome like that. If you read it, you see how it couldn't possibly be not on someone's top list.

Favorite Books: So hard to decide. I keep hunting out new series every day, and somehow I lost track of my favorites. But I'll make an attempt: Alice in Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series, Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle, Tamora Pierce books, Agatha Christie books, Artemis Fowl, Winnie the Pooh, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials(the Golden Compass) Trilogy, The Hunger Games trilogy, etc, etc. I could go on for a long time.

Reborn: Reborn/Tsuna(even though I know it's never going to happen), Hibari/Yamamoto, Yamamoto/Gokudera

Harry Potter:Draco/Harry: because it's slash, mostly.

Those are all the main ones, but for every story I read, I have pairings in mind!

Favorite Quotes

Winston Churchill

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else.-Winston Churchill

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.-Winston Churchill

Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement; then it becomes a mistress, and then it becomes a master, and then a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster, and fling him out to the public.-Winston Churchill

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.-Winston Churchill

'I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.' -Winston Churchill

If you are going through hell, keep going. Never, never, never give up. -Winston Churchill

Ronald Reagan

"My fellow Americans I'm pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.” - Said by Ronald Reagan during a microphone test in 1984.

"A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?"-Ronald Reagan opposing expansion of Redwood National Park

"Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal."-On Reagan's failed campaign for the Republican nomination in 1976.

"This fellow they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well let me tell you something: I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine and Governor...You're no Thomas Jefferson!"-Thomas Jefferson

"What does an actor know about politics?"-Reagan, complaining about Screen Actors' Guild president Ed Asner speaking out on U.S. foreign policy.

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."-Ronald Reagan.

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."-Ronald Reagan

"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."-Ronald Reagan

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"-Reagan, commenting on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel

Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

"I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."

"Madonna has done so much, and she's been around so long, and the bitch still looks good!"

"Marry Prince William? I would love that. After all, who wouldn't want to be a princess?"

"I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa, but the whole thing just doesn't appeal to me."

"I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England. - Britney when asked about taking a Broadway role."

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

"I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston."

"I want to wait to have sex until I'm married."

Dan Quayle

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never surrender to what is right."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

”For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It's not pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It’s a question of whether we’re going to go forward into the future, or past to the back."

"We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."

"Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together." - Matt Groening, creator/developer of television shows including The Simpsons.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, "Do you want fries with that?" - John Cleese, actor

"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot, Texas business man and one time presidential candidate.

Paris Hilton

"If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours." - Paris Hilton to romance novelist Jackie Collins.

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

"I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway."

"I'm friends with a lot of guys. I have girlfriends too, but for the most part, I'm friends with guys, because girls are kind of backstabbing."

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone-expept a girl who steals your boyfriend" – Paris Hilton

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

I would never speak to him again after what he did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a joke. - Paris Hilton speaking of sex tape co-star Rick Salomon.

I have worked very hard to get to where I am.

I have a very active career.

"Like, I work every single day. ... I really work my butt off." - Paris to the Today" show's Matt Lauer.

'The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.'

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Battle not with stupid, lest ye become stupid, and if you gaze into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.” -R.K. Milholland

“Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.” -Aral Vorkosigan, from Lois McMaster Bujold's Vorkosigan Saga

“One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.” -Josh Billings

“I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.” -Jewish Proverb

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.” -George Bernard Shaw

“I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.” -Mark Twain

"The next day, Malfoy suggested that Harry's mother had been having it off with Sirius in dog form behind James's back." -From Reparo, by Amalin

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more.

From "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"

"Just to spite you, I will go to hell!" -Unknown, when talking to religious protesters

"Don't make me come down there!" -God

"Boomerang! You do always come back!" -Sokka

"There's no such thing as altruism when you're in love." -Unknown

"The great thing about infants: they're portable." -Unknown

"And it's sure that, if he is alive, he will try to finish the job. Probably when you are sleeping. And he'll probably look like someone you love, just to make it worse when he murders you. So, you know, be on the lookout for that. And, you know, be careful when someone loves you." -Haggar the Horrible, from Wizard People, a fan-commentary of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"I hate the museum of tolerance." -Unknown

"I love you more, damnit!" -Unkown

"Ghandi II: The Mahatma Strikes Back." -Lynne Truss

"Hamlet II: Where the FuXX is Everyone?" -Sound and Fury

“This library has something offensive to everyone. If you are not offended by something we own, please complain.” -Seen outside some libraries, inspired by Dorothy Broderick

"I want to blot out all those white-bearded tired-ass old men, and pray to a gorgeous woman who crushed snakes with her bare feet. You just watch it. She's the one who'll set us free." Carrol, in Ya-Yas in Bloom by Rebecca Wells

"Okay, any other concerns before you sign the lease?" / "I'm concerned that we're sitting here like I'm a responsible adult. I'm pretty sure I stopped growing up in my teens and have been faking ever since. For God's sake, you're entrusting me with a building. I still make LEGO buildings sometimes." / "Sir, does any of this impact your fulfillment of the lease terms?" / "I don't know what you just said, because I was thinking about Batmen." -From xkcd #616

Button oh, button oh;Where have thou fled;Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist?How I wish I can follow thee into the mist...(from Snape's diary)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. -Unknown

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Found on Grey's Anatomy Profile:

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.

Links:

Tezuka/Atobe stories:

I stumbled across this when searching for Tezuka/Atobe fanart, actually. Some of the stories here are from fanfiction, and others from livejournal.

Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...

Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU

AU Crossover with Bleach. Zoro has always hid the fact he can see ghosts from the crew. Now, after an attack from an evil sprit, he now has the abilities of a Soul Reaper. Can he keep this a secret for long? Please R&R

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH

The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?

xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

DCMK. After a tumble through freefall, home has never sounded better. Unfortunately for Kaito and Saguru, they don't quite make where they were aiming for... Sequel to Promenade, minor continuing crossover with the Kingdom Hearts series.

Beauty, I have learned since coming to Narnia, is not a thing to be judged on the surface. A pretty face and winning ways can hide an evil heart, and good conduct does not automatically equate to good intent. . .

SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.

POLL. Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

Sequel to Vivi Memor Leti. Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

AU TezuFuji and others. Fujicentric. Preview: "It won't be the last time you hurt him. Every time you try to be normal, live normally, with sports and school and romance, this is what will happen. You were born with too many gifts to simply be let go. You refuse to use them - that makes you even worse. Worse than someone who has no gifts but tries his hardest."

Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.

AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him? ON HIATUS.

England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.

Revised and revived! More than twenty-five thousand children in Japan are victims of child abuse, but no one expected Seigaku's favorite freshman to be one of the statistics. What happened to a mother's love?

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.

His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took.

Jerseys will be changed to robes, tennis rackets will be changed to wands...where are the Seigaku Regulars going? To Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Join them as they stay there for 1 school year! Classes have started! Chapter 11 now up!

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

Alfred, a student in a London University, has a strong mindset that Love exists as more than a hormone, and that everyone is entitled to love and be loved. So when he meets a male prostitute after a freak escape, will his mindset be shaken?

Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.

Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa

The lines between player and piece have become blurred with the scars of sacrifice; the world destined to descend into even greater chaos as two enemies return to the board to rearrange their pieces. Sometimes, nobody knows who the enemy King truly is.

Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

I will not bow to you, Frenchman!" England's fall, rise Pirate!UK , and love. His past, present, and future. Beginning is Brutal!FrancexTeen!England. Prussia and Spain make their appearance. Future will have teen!America and so on. OFF OF HIATUS! In the process of a revamp!

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!

Sophie Hatter's life was sensible: black and white. She thought she could make an exception and add shades of gray when she met Horrible Howl. It was too bad, really, that what he demanded was color... -Sequel to 'Seven Days'-

Sometimes when friends grow older, they start to grow apart. But Gillian isn't letting that happen to her and her best friends. At least, not without a fight. Gen!flip and Gakuen AU. Prequel to Just a Little Push.

Two years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes. New summary, same story. AU. [Discontinued until further notice]

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Artemis learns secrets that will change everything known about his family. With the existance of yet another world revealed to him, what will he do? What is going to happen with the arrival of Artemis Fowl II? Hang on for dear life. Alternate Universe

AU, When Reborn has to go babysit a little child, he gets more than he bargains for and as the years pass, he's not seeing that little kid as a kid any more but as something else, perhaps more than he had ever wished for. R27 RebornxTsuna, major fluffiness on many chapters. COMPLETE!

The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.

1827 Fairytale, in which Hibari is a prince, Mukuro an evil wizard and Tsuna is under a spell. To break it, one must make a vow of true love to him, and mean it. Otherwise, the little Vongola prince will die...

Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.

A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?

-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.

A cgkinkmeme prompt gone wild. Starts with a pushy Suzaku at 10 through 16, and a reluctant Lelouch at 17 through 22, exploring their relationship through dream-linked universes and politics, as child and teens and adult. AU, one-shots/mini-arcs, M/M, explicit

In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU

Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU

YAOI TezRyo Eight years after Ryoma Echizen entered his first US Open, Tezuka becomes a pro himself. His goal is to play Echizen again, but both players discover that more than just their skills have developed over the years.

During a summer visit from Hakuba's cousin, the boys are invited to Hogwarts for Harry's sixth year. Chaos ensues as Heiji gains an admirer, Kaito tries to break into the Ravenclaw dorms, and Umbridge faces the wrath of Shinichi/Hakuba's logic. KaiShin. Discontinued on this site, see profile for more details.

-"Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking." -George Eliot. A budding friendship, seen through the private diary of Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sequel to Worth & Choice.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

In the wake of Hereafter, the friends and family of the Man of Steel must learn to live with the knowledge that Superman is dead. One man refuses to believe this, and sets out to prove it. STANDALONE CONCLUSION now up.

Back in England Susan grows up being reasonable rather than silly. But the course of history has already shifted and the Pevensie children are doomed to their train wreck. Aslan grants Susan a second chance at the life she never had in Narnia. Suspian.

After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!

Sasaya Yuu is returning to Japan with an armload of new scripts and a gleam in her eye. This time she has set her sights on Mogami Kyoko as her lead actress. How will Kyoko do on stage? Part 2 of "Patience is its Own Reward" Yuu&Ichii, Kyoko&Ren,

BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.

It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/

Seven years ago, a teenage boy left home and never returned. Two years ago, another died in a tragic car accident. Today, the past is coming back to haunt those that were left behind... And nothing is as it first appears. AU.

Captain Arthur is going to pull the greatest stunt ever! He's going to kidnap a royal. To bad a gay Francis is all to happy to be kidnapped by Arthur to get out of his arranged marriage! YAOI! FrUK, Yao/Kiku, Ivan/Alfred, and others. Mild Bond, ect.

America is hell on Earth in the eyes of the Arthur Kirkland. Starting at a new school is never, easy but when he finds himself falling for casanova who is currently taken, things suddenly get tricky. USUK and more AU

Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.

Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.

After two long years as Conan, the time has finally come for the ancient battle to come to an end, and fate will determine whether the Silver Bullet will survive the shot, unless Shinichi can put his faith in the enemy that was destined to be his ally...

ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.

ZoLu YAOI. Luffy is being careless about falling overboard, much to Zoro's worry. But when Merry gets caught in a reef of corals, Luffy doesn't realize that deadly creatures hunt in reefs at night. Zoro's about to get the scare of his life. Rated s,e,X.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Dragons, a species said to be created by god to maintain harmony on Earth, are treated with respect. When an act of boredom caused the Dragon Prince to show up at Seigaku, he intrigues the Demon Lords. FujiRyomaSanadaTezukaAtobe OT5 UPDATED! RnR please

This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!

AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.

When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

When computer geek Alfred inadvertently downloads government secrets into his brain, the two governments send agents to keep a watch on him. One of them is agent Arthur Kirkland, who is about to turn Alfred's life upside down in more ways than one. USUK

Kirihara Akaya: reporter and ace paparazzo. His talents: going undercover, blending perfectly and getting the best, scandalous photos. His task: pretending to be gay, pretending to date Yukimura, pretending he's not homophobic, and trying not to die.

100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.

What do you do when you find what you’re looking for and the finding paints an even larger target on your back? You find a way to do the impossible. And in the right company, impossible is just an illusion.

Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter is the perfect Auror, Jared Sandborn is the perfect Minister, and they control the wizarding world between them. One night, Draco Malfoy finds out why, and also what it might take to change things. HPDM eventually. COMPLETE.

Grimmjow takes Ichigo to Hueco Mundo. There he must learn to cope with the loss of part of himself while protecting what's left from unwated advances. Strangely, the blue haired espada becomes his only means of saftey. GrimmxIchi, slight UlquixIchi

Everything congealed together to make the boy in the newspapers into the boy waiting on the rooftop with windy hair and cloudy eyes. Kaito expected Conan Edogawa, but found Shinichi Kudo. / slash/mpreg/

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)

My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.

Alex has finally managed to destroy SCORPIA and earn his freedom from MI6, but it leaves him with feelings he can't reconcile. Perhaps the advice of a killer is the only way he can find his path again. ON HIATUS

Artemis Fowl discovered the Fairy Folk when he was 12 years old. What made the Wizarding World think it even stood a chance at secrecy? From this point on, there is no turning back. The Singularity is here. HP/AF crossover.

A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU

The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

HPDM slash, past HPGW and DMAG. Draco lost a love he thought would last forever when Harry committed a terrible crime and left the wizarding world. Now Harry has come back, and Draco is determined to find out why. COMPLETE.

Being on the run while working at the same time to bring down a powerful, criminal syndicate could have been miserable, only Kaitou KID didn't do miserable. Four heads were a lot more interesting if not always necessarily better than one... KaiShin

The dread begins when the Tennis Boys Club is required to participate in a play; Cinderella. Fuji is blackmailing people and Tezuka is nearly overdosed. Now that Fuji is hurt before the play, how is he going to accomplish his goals?

Jack and Alex meet in an accident caused by Scorpia. As a result Jack goes back to America and Alex is without a home until Wolf takes him in. But nothing is as it seems and it could well be Alex's last stop in more ways than one.

"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365

Arthur Kirkland is dying for a big story just to prove he can do it. When the newest and hottest-in more ways than one-movie star, Alfred F. Jones, falls into his lap? He can barely begin to thank his lucky stars.

Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

'I think that either L or Wammy kidnap genius children and bring them here to become the next L. And the things that happened to us, as well as the fact that everyone who could truly identify us is dead, are a bit more than coincidental.' - MM,Char Death

HPDM and HPDM. Being an Auror didn't work out, so Harry is in training to be a lawyer. Then two things happen at once: Draco Malfoy approaches Harry to help him with Quidditch, and Harry starts visiting an alternate universe in his sleep. COMPLETE.

Arthur Kirkland never expected to be hired as a bartender by one of the owners of the prestigious La Tortuga de Oro, locale-NYC. He must now get used to a foreign country, bizarre coworkers, and an American waiter who can't seem to leave him alone...USUK

Semi-AU. Akaya and An's meeting certainly wasn't anything like Romeo and Juliet's, but it turned into romance anyway. When four rival schools are merged together, something's got to change, and unfortunately, it won't necessarily be for the better. KiriAn

27-year old single parent and successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland doesn't wish for another son. However, he takes in a broken home teenager named Alfred. Things become difficult when Alfred comes to love him, especially when it's nothing paternal. USUK AU

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

The Lower Elements had forgotten, unfortunately, that Time Paradoxes always have some sort of backlash, even if it takes years in the making to come to fruition. Debts will be addressed and paid as the People and Artemis Fowl ready themselves for war.

A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.

AU FrUk. Francis' mother sends him to work as a maid in the Kirkland household, under the name "Francine." There, he befriends the youngest of the children, Arthur, and a strange relationship is formed. Assdjds I fail at summaries.

AU, HPDM slash. When Draco failed him, Voldemort Transfigured him into a Veela and cast him into an oubliette to die. Then he cast Harry Potter in after him. Voldemort forgot that he didn't know everything. COMPLETE.

USUK. "That's why I like this time of the day so much – when the morning is just breaking and the world is still asleep. It's quiet and calm enough for us to just be together without any interruptions." Happy Valentine's Day!

Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!

"Have I no voice of my own that I need some quarter-German royal who can barely string three words together to take up the task for me?" Great Britain is at war and the people must be rallied. Crossover with The King's Speech.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

Sir Alfred of Earncynn never believed his mother's tales of magic and the faerie folk, until he came face to face with their world upon encountering Arthur Kirkland, a prisoner of the fae. Based loosely on The Ballad of Tam Lin. AmericaxEngland AU.

"Nobody nailed you to a cross as a tyrant and a war-mongerer, did they? Nobody blamed you. Nobody hated you." Germany and England discuss their relationship between the wars. No romance but includes brief mention of past GerEng. For AutumnDynasty.

WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.

It was a strange way to spend a vacation, but for some reason- this place, this ranch so far from any city, was a wonderful, albeit unique, place for England to relax. Well, outside fretting over America's entry in a rodeo, that is. USUK

Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko

Complete - Kaitou Kid promised a heist to Hattori Heiji, and it's time to deliver. But Conan has been sitting on something and figuring out how to deal with it. When all collide at the heist, can things go well? No, of course not.

Years have passed since their life-changing battle. Now, past enemies have once again crossed paths, but this time where they stand is in question. Their past and future experiences will shape their relationship into something neither could predict. X27

A chance encounter in Tropical Land has Kaito taking the APTX. As if losing his old life wasn't enough, the disappearance of Kaitou Kid draws unwanted attention. Whether Toichi or Kaito behind the monocle, the Organization knows what needs to be done.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

Lovino prefers to stay hidden in his garden than to speak to any of the men flocking to his gate. Unfortunately, one guy is too stubborn. Or just stupid. Probably both. One-shot. Rated for mouth. Inspired by the Roman myth of Pomona and Vertumnus.

Canada has the perfect trip planned for Christmas Eve, and everything's going great. That is, until their car stalls out over fifty miles from the nearest town in the middle of the Yukon. France/Canada.

Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU

Antonio, too, is tired of Lovino's language, no matter how cute his Lovi is. At least, once in a while. So they spend some time alone, only to find out an important truth. T for Lovino's vocabulary collection.

SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

SuzakuxLelouch. Lelouch can't let the world be and, likewise, Suzaku can't turn his back on his prince, no matter how much he wants to. The world might not be so easy to change this time around, however. Their enemy? Geass itself. Post-R2.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Ever imagine what happens when regulars from all seven schools are gathered under SG Boarding School? UPDATE! Chapter 34: Hokkaido Part 3 - Operation Susukino 2. Will the naughty boys be able to get back to their room before the head dorms find out?

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

Ryoma is the second prince of Japan. Life should already be interesting enough but with arrogant cousins, reluctant kendo partners, over-enthusiastic tennis maniacs and a stoic fiance at his side... what more could a boy wish for? Many apparently. tezuryo

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010

Just as the American Revolution War is almost done,Rev!America switches places with the present day America by unknown means. Now in the year 2005,he tries to adapt to his new environment,still with a broken heart.US/UK kink meme. M to be safe.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

"You, Artemis Fowl, are a wizard," intoned Aurora Sinistra. "Says the woman whom the gardener found trespassing on private property. Forgive me if I have my doubts." Watch out Hogwarts. Artemis Fowl is on the move. REWRITE.

USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1

It's Christmas Eve and Ghost!Root makes an appearance at Fowl Manor with some unexpected news. Written weeks before Kit's contest prompt but, now that I think of it, oddly applicable. A/H fluff though, you have been warned. One-shot.

The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.

England had learned that America, for such a young nation, had loads of history to be proud of and cherish. He'd shared so much of it with him on this vacation; each day a new story, new memories created and old memories unearthed. USxUK.

COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

A heist goes wrong, so badly wrong, and Kaito finds himself a ghost, but that won't stop him fighting, especially when he finds a new ally in a certain chibi-tantei who knows more about death than anyone had ever guessed... KaiShin eventually.

AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.

He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK

Ryoma is coming back from the Amarican Open to be back at his home, Japan. He'll also be rejoining Seigaku and hopefully helping them make it through the Nationals, but is that all Tezuka wants from the young tensai? -Rated for Safety- -Possible Yaoi-

Upon hearing that Spain wanted to trade him for his brother, Romano runs away. Now Spain must go after him and bring him back. But can he get the boy to trust him? And will Romano get over his fear of abandonment? For the kink meme.

Arthur is addicted to the high life- he's the youngest son of a ridiculously wealthy family, and is one of the world's top models to boot. But when he meets a young, mysterious American while on holiday, everything begins to change.

ZUTARA. Zuko and Sokka think of ways to propose. CH8: "My daughter is known for her boundless love and gratuitous trust. You are known for your quick-temper, narrow-mindedness and many, many mistakes." SEQUEL. COMPLETE!

Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!

With a job lined up in America, how could Arthur say no? Maybe the small detail about having to deal with a perverted Frenchman would have changed his mind. France/England, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture AU, rated M for YAOI and other stuff.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.

After Ichigo, Chad and Ishida enter Hueco Mundo to rescue Inoue, they are completely overwhelmed and Ichigo is taken prisoner. Grimmjow is given the task of breaking Ichigo, and chooses a very unorthodox method to do so. GrimmIchi. Rape, Torture etc.

HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.

12 year old Artemis Fowl has finally received his Hogwarts letter. How will the school react to an evil genius? What will the Slytherins do when they find a mudblood in their house? Too bad Butler's not around.

Sebastian suspected nothing when an unexpected visitor by the name of Arthur Kirkland arrives at the Phantomhive Manor. Ciel says he's a close acquaintance of the Queen...but not even a demon butler would've known it wasn't that simple. - Oneshot -

Foaly should know better than to leave suspicious computer files lying around. Now that Artemis has magic of his own, he's determined to find out more about it. By the time he comes and goes, the wizarding world will be left wondering what happened.

Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-

HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Comedy of Errors. Antonio and Lovino's wedding would be hard enough without Feliks getting bored, Alfred, Ivan, and Vash's separate attempts at matchmaking, and Ludwig ruining it all. 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps...'

Conan has gone home. Kid isn't pleased his littlest critic has disappeared. To make it worse, Kudo Shinichi is back and foiling his plans. Plus, Kuroba Kaito has to spend his summer with the detective. Discontinued/hiatus/rewriting.

Co-authored by prone2dementia and Talionyzero. Amidst anthrax threats and cult dealings, two worlds collide. Our favorite characters - major and minor - discover that they are separated by much less than six degrees.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

It was all suppose to end after Ryuk wrote in the deathnote, but redemption and an upcoming catastrophe give Raito another chance, will he chose to walk the same path as Kira? Or will he repent for his sins? Will he choose to save or destroy again? Yaoi

HIATUS AND PENDING REPOST: Alex calls Yassen up one night to begin a relationship that has consequences neither of them are quite prepared for. Is it hereditary to love the same man? Warnings for slash. Yassen/Alex

Sitting in a cell, you'd think there wouldn't be much for Alex to do. But you'd think he'd be alone, not staring at his old unit... The universe - meaning MI6 and Scorpia - seem to be conspiring against him lately... Post Snakehead. Spyfest 2010 fic.

**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-

Ed gets Al's body back, but finds himself frustrated and depressed. As the country faces the threat of civil war, will Ed be able to handle life without Alphonse constantly by his side, or will he simply substitute one companion for another? RoyEd AlWin

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Life moves on, even when you don't want it too. Conan Edogawa had said good by to his childhood love and is moving on in a new town. Will he be able to have anyone close to his heart again? Or Will his world just fall to pieces again?

Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.

Upon taking a quick look through the disc that contained a copy Artemis's memories, Foaly discovers something very interesting. The fairies weren't the first to mess with the Mudboy's mind. HP crossover

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

Midnight; the hour of the dead. Time ticks ever backwards. You and I, we're trapped together in this endless dance, where the sky is awash in red. There's nothing left but the light of hope, so let's scrape the bottom together.

On a school trip, Alex and Tom are caught in a three-way car chase through downtown Miami. The FBI and Brookland would both like some answers, but - much to their shock - it will be the CIA that provides them. Oneshot, for Talionyzero.

America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...

Kyoko is still attending school and trying to make the most of it before graduation, while Ren and Sho are chasing her every step of the way. Began as short stories, but has since expanded dramatically. Rated T, just to be safe.

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

SCORPIA have targeted Alex's school, so MI6 came up with an idea to keep them all safe. Send a load of SAS men to teach and protect them. Blunt has lost it, but how will Alex keep it all together? Rated T for safety. Slight Snake/Fox

If Gilbert was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a concerned Canadian standing over him, an angry Brit yelling from the stands and his voice utterly gone.

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.

A series of oneshots for my friend, Alorix. Second story: Calculator. "Why did the whole hard-working persona have to be such a turn-on? He'd obviously been hanging out with Gilbert and Francis too much." AU, Yaoi, Language

The world finds out the truth about Alex – not through the writings of a nosy reporter, not through the actions of a vengeful crime syndicate, not through the protests of a guilty government – but through the admission of MI6. A tale told by negations.

All over Europe, one song comes to unite and remind the European nations about the war and the bloodshed of different historical events through the National European Radio. Is or was the world really as peaceful as we think? -No pairings-

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...

Nine months after the simultaneous disappearances of Heiji, Shinichi and Saguru, FBI agent Jodie Starling and others begin to tug at the strings leading to the reasons behind the vanishing act while Kaito finds family that he never knew he had.

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Pansy, and Blaise have been 'randomly' selected to study one school year at Ouran Privet Academy to observe muggles in their natural surrounding. But what would be made of this trip when they meet the handsome Host club?

It was their engagement that had borne the idea in America's mind. If he was going to bind himself to England, then maybe he should give England a little piece of himself as well, like the older nation did for him every year. AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Between the looming threat of WWIII and a transparent attack on his school, MI6's once reluctant teenage spy, seventeen-year-old Alex Rider’s two lives are about to come crashing together in the worst way possible. But even the best have limits.

America, a new admiral for the Allies of Hetalia, must protect the seas with justice! Will he foil England's pirate plans, or will he have everything stolen from underneath him, including his heart? USUK, S/R, F/C, G/J, G/I

Due to a long series of really interesting events, Hakuba finds himself kissing the KID. Alright, maybe it was just a peck, but still. Will this lead to any new feelings between the two? And what of the mysterious organization? Very crackish, HakubaxKaito

Your typical AU High school sequel in which relationships soured and Hungary, matchmaker extraordinaire, tries to repair things to normalcy with her unique and ridiculous brand of matchmaking. Same parings as Turning the World Upside Down, its prequel.

...One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest... The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Murder-the-Dursleys takes on Hogwarts. Dear Old Dumbles has made a dire mistake. Sequel to Retaliate, can be read as standalone.

Amidst a string of strange, violent magician vanishings with no leads or clues, Kaitou Kid reluctantly enlists the aid of the very tantei normally chasing him to figure out what's going on- and why there's an apparent connection to his father's death.

When meitantei Kuroba Kaito suddenly winds up shrunk after getting on the wrong side of strange men in black suits he ends up living with Kudo Shinichi, who has some secrets of his own to keep...AU with some role changes and other assorted twists.

Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-

Tezuka never said I love you. Fuji thinks Tezuka is keeping a mistress and she is not willing to share, If Fuji cannot have Tezuka’s love, she decided that it would be Tezuka’s fidelity or nothing at all. AU TeFu

If Arthur was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a Frenchman groping him, suffocating between a pair of large Ukrainian breasts and a failing band on the side. FrUK

AU. When Arthur first explores the lovely town Eadem he falls in love almost at once. The only thing he thinks he’s fallen in love faster with is Francis Bonnefoy. He wants to open a pub there. Francis does not. FrUK

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..

Assorted fics celebrating almost every single random daily, weekly, and monthly holiday. From January first to December thirty-first - with such entries as Festival of Sleep Day, Hug an Asian Day, and Wear Something Gaudy Day - this fic is COMPLETE!

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

While on their first vacation together as a new couple, England's insecurities come to light. America is not okay with this, and he takes it upon himself to show England exactly the way he sees him. AmericaxEngland

A series of interwoven stories that narrates how Sawada Tsunayoshi became Vongola Decimo. sequel/prequel of the Unexpected Series, genre and rating varies, and of course, a special serving of tuna sandwich mafia special. main pairing is still 1827

L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?

HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

AU: The Kuroba twins stumble upon a secret of their father's. Now they face dark assassins, sneaky detectives, and forbidden feelings. What should a pair of teenage boys do except party? **Chapter 03: Hide and Seek - Fish Don't Applaud...**

AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK

Major Spoilers for whole series. They thought Zero Requiem would be the end of their problems. However, due to unexpected events a considerable amount of time later, the two are brought together once more. Very post-turn 25. SuzakuxLelouch.

As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.

This is the ‘How To’ guide on how to irritate your superiors i.e. buchou, fukubuchou, or coach. Oneshot collection; co-written with Kid9535. BONUS CHAPTER! Competition to be featured in grand finale also up! See if you can recognize our writing!

They've unwittingly set out to prove that not all newlywed couples are living in eternal bliss. A series of KyouyaHaruhi one-shots. Ch 23: In which baby names suggested by Tamaki or Hikaru are forever banned from the Fujioka-Ohtori household.

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL

AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.

Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.

On his way home from practice Ryoma is faced with a challenge that changes everything. Including on his feelings for the sport he has come to be known as royalty to. First PoT fic please read and review I'm begging you!

AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.

Following Tom’s suggestions, Alex jokingly threatens a persistent telemarketer. But when the telemarketer is murdered, the police show up at Alex’s doorstep, dig into his files, and cause general mayhem. MI6 is not amused. Oneshot, drabble like scenes.

What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!

After waking with a headache and no memory of the night before, Alex is told three outrageous tales, each involving irresponsible underage drinking. Who’s telling the truth – Tom and Fox, Wolf and Snake, or Eagle? Oneshot sequel to A Small World.

Roger gets Matt a camcorder for Christmas, and he and Mello decide to document their lives at Wammy's house. A year after the first of the tapes are made, L gets his hands on them and realizes that things at Wammy's are not as that they seem. Eventual MMN

AU ZoLu Roronoa Zoro is leading a double life as a senior at Yume High and a mercenary for Saga corp. What happens when he finds an injured, unconcious Luffy in an alleyway? Zoro's already complicated life is about to get much more complicated.

Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !

Inui & Yanagi have created a juice like no other. Different stories of everyone. Each different player reacts differently. All Inui & Yanagi are doing is scribbling in their notebooks, collecting data. Crazy. Strange. Plain weird. OOC.

You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England

INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.

Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.

Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.

Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.

After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru

Percy's dreams leave him realizing that he misses Calypso. Percy bargains wtih the gods, and makes a descion that leaves Calypso stading before him. How will this affect Annabeth, and what will happen as the tension between them rises? Percabeth promised!

England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.

Ouran Host Club Crossover. Max is flying solo now and is forced to attend Ouran so she can save the world. She is thrust into a society where looks actually matter. Adventures and comedy are on the way. 2nd book spoilers. Max is 16. Better than it sounds!

Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?

Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!

Whenever good things happen, Naruto always seems to lose something precious. It was as if the universe thought too much good would spoil him. To save his village, his family, what, or who, will he have to lose this time? Sequel to "Belly of the Beast."

Alex is at the SAS camp training with K-Unit, and has been for 2 years. All is well until a group of kids show up. You guessed it, it's the Brookland schoolkids! So now Alex has to hide his identity. Hard when he's in charge of the kids isn't it. Complete

Between Sokka, Katara, Zuko, Aang and Toph there are ten possible pairings. Here is a oneshot for each of them. Mostly crack. Chapter 8 - Zukaang: How drunk do you have to be to mistake Zuko for Katara? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

AU High School. Ichigo is walking home one night when he is attacked by a large dog. He escapes, but soon starts changing in ways he can't explain. Grimmjow's constant harassment doesn't help the situation either. GrimmjowxIchigo YAOI Onesided malesxIchi

A sporadic series of oneshots, revolving around various post-retirement telephone conversations. Completely random, not necessarily chronological, and more than occasionally pure fluff - you have been warned.

Story told in 221B drabbles with one-word prompts, cross-posted to new LiveJournal community. Non-slash. Now complete. 7/24/09 - Very sorry, accidentally posted a Memory chapter to this; this has NOT been updated. -facepalm-

Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.

CHALLENGE: Write a ficlet of exactly 221 words, the last word of which must start with the letter 'B'. 168 - Sherlock Holmes is a man of many talents, not the least of which is an indirect way of showing respect and gratitude.

Kyoya is constantly writing in his notebook; the twins decide they want to know what exactly he writes in it. When Haruhi is thrown into the scheme, she finds out a lot more about Kyoya than she ever could have imagined. Main pairing: Kyoya/Tamaki

TezukaFuji; Tezuka and Fuji's relationship, seen in the eyes of others. Chapter Three; Oishi dearly hoped that Tezuka didn't make Fuji do math equations in bed, or something, and Ryuuzaki-sensei just thinks that this was all that damn Yamato's fault.

It really is a special relationship. Five short, fluffy fics exploring a relationship between America and England. Um, explicit sex between two country-boys. Possibly dangerous and/or illegal amounts of fluff.

Atobe Keigo. Tezuka Kunimitsu. Both have switched bodies due to Inui's & Yanagi's juice. Atobe & Tezuka experience each other life style, but for how long? Atobe realizes friendship & has to work to get want he needs. Tezuka realizes fun & laughter.

What if Zuko had talked with Aang at the end of “The Blue Spirit.” Could their relationship progress into something more as they traveled all over the world because of that one little moment? Zuko/Aang yaoi. Sexual situations and such. You've been warned.

After a horrible year at Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus decide it would be best if Harry attended a different school...Ouran Academy. Warning: AU HP books 5,6,7 manga spoilers, possible eventual slash pairing.

as the clock struck midnight Harry Potter came into his inheritance, with this new development came a life mate, but if Harry doesn't find and bond with his mate by his 17th birthday...they'll both die...DMxHP, RWxHG, OCTN AU.

"The fact that you can recite Shakespeare at a time like this really turns me off," Lelouch drawled out lowly, his eyes narrowed at Suzaku to get his point across. But nevertheless, Suzaku just laughed and smiled. SuzaLulu, Yaoi, and a LEMON. Enjoy!

Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.

Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.

A humourous tourney featuring various characters spying on another school playing basketball. Features Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyotei and Shitenhouji. Title says it all - this is Tenipuri, only with basketball!

While helping to clean America's house, England stumbles across a room that reawakens old memories. It's a room America is familiar with, and it's full of a history they can only face together. AmericaxEngland.

Yagami Raito's sheltered life gets torn away from him at the age of thirteen. He'll do anything to achieve his revenge, but will he become the equal partner or the enemy of the man he vouched to take revenge on? Light/L. Near,Mello,Matt,BB.

Prince Caspian. Slight AU at the end. The Pevensies have returned, unaware of the fact that everything as they know is about to change. Especially between two brothers. Peter/Edmund slash. Don't like, then don't read.

AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

SEQUEL! Everything may be fine and dandy for Fuji and Tezuka in their new relationship, but what will our favorite pair do when an unexpected guest decides to visit Seigaku and threatens to tear them apart? Fuji x Tezuka plus Saeki!

Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.

After traveling through the time tunnel, Artemis and Holly find themselves in a very different dimension in which modern day Ireland is ruled by a monarchy, with our favorite genius boy at the head of it. What is Ireland to do now?

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

MK. "There are more things in Heaven and Earth..." and Kaito's on a trip through all of them. Can he deal with a broody black-cloaked stranger, a stubborn detective, and his world repeatedly turning upside down and still keep what's left of his sanity?

Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.

The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?

America and England are invited to a ball put on by France, but America discovers that he's more than a bit rusty on the art of fine dancing. Luckily for him, he can always ask England for help. AmericaxEngland

When Ginny is invited to go stay with her godmother in London to have her first season in pureblood society, she never imagined being married to Draco Malfoy would be added to the bargain... /currently being revised/

AU // Echizen Ryoma, having lost his job and home, wanders the streets. He meets Tezuka Kunimitsu, who takes him under his wing. What Ryoma doesn't know is that Tezuka is involved with something darker than he can ever imagine // on hiatus/comatose

MK/DC. "We would like Kid delivered by the 24th. For every day you're late, one bright face vanishes from the world." Children kidnapped, Nakamori has only one place to turn for help. Kaitou Kid. Epilogue: The end. Of a kind.

Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.

He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

World-famous pop idol Atobe Keigo has everything he's ever needed. But when Sanada Genichiroh, a stoic, strict, and traditional high school tennis star stumbles into the picture, Atobe finds that his perfect life has never been more completely incomplete.

"Over two hundred years!" He shouted, his blue eyes flashing. "It's been over two hundred years, and you still let it…" He paused, and England could have sworn he heard a hitch in his voice. "You still let it stand between us." AmericaxEngland.

In order to fulfill her grandma's wish of seeing a real faerie, Sam Doroster decided get close to Artemis Fowl by transferring to his school, halfway across the globe. Unfortunately for her, it is an all boys school. Can she hide the fact she is a girl?

Austria could only reach one conclusion. Italy and Germany were in there for the sole purpose of messing up his carefully placed linens. What other possible business could they have inside his closet? Italy/Germany

England's eyes were heavily lidded and his breath smelled of bitter pale ale and slightly burnt scones, which would probably be just about the most unattractive combination in the world to anyone but America. ENGLANDxAMERICA. Romance/Humor Oneshot.

AU TezuFuji, Tezuka is a wealthy, successful...virgin. His 'good friend' Atobe decides to remedy that by introducing him to the beautiful, alluring Fuji. 'I run because I want you to catch me, Tezuka-sama. Don't worry, I'll run slow.'

A SuzaLulu AU crack fic. What if, instead of waging war against Japan, Britannia sought after an alliance by arranging a political marriage between them? What if the two parties involved was Lelouch vi Britannia and Kururugi Suzaku?

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.

AtobexTezuka-Everyone - Thanks to Inui's new juice, Tezuka is turned back into an elementary school child. Everyone seems to take a liking to him, and while they try to find a way to turn him back to normal or prevent finding a way , chaos ensues.

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai

Takes place during 'The Firebending Masters'. A small miscalculation on the dragons' parts leaves Aang and Zuko's delicate friendship completely shattered. How will they deal with this recent turn of events? Zukaang / AangxZuko.

Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

Intrigues and betrayals, deceptions and alliances. There is an underground war being fought at Hogwarts, and it's going to take all of Artemis' cunning and technology to bring it into the light. Thankfully he has some friends to watch his back.

“BANG!” Perhaps it was strange twist of fate, or maybe just an odd coincidence that two detectives and a thief found themselves at the same Laundromat. Then again, maybe irony is just cruel sometimes. Randomness. Oneshot.

Various little unconnected ficlets among the Prince of Tennis fandom. Anything I feel like writing at the time, romance, gen, crack. All info is at the top of each story. Requests can be made at user page or through reviews.

-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .

Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!

As promised, the new collaboration between PGF and KCS. Sometimes the ghosts from within are far more frightening than those without, and one's own mind can be more terrifying than any other-worldly apparition. Now complete, at last.

SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.

Chronicals of the Mythic Brotherhood.Enter a world of Prince Of Tennis where dragons rule and demons play tennis with angels while fighting the forces of darkness and protecting each other as Fuji wins the love of the mightiest creature of all.

“When life throws you lemons, throw them at your Composition teacher.” Remus Lupin brings a lemon to all of his classes. His friends think he’s hilarious, his other peers think he’s finally lost it, and his teachers are quite frankly perplexed.

/AU, OT3 Tezuka/Fuji/Atobe, Bus Gamer Tribute/ A dangerous game entwines the fates of a stoic insomniac, a helplessly bewitching boy, and an egotistical brat. “So...what kind of flowers do you want on your grave, oniisan?”

Scorpia doesn’t take well to MI6’s threats regarding Alex. In response, they attack anyone he's ever known. Including K Unit. Wolf will have to put aside any grudges he still holds to keep Alex alive. But keeping him alive will be harder then they know.

A funny thing happened in 1899: One especially clever wizard met another especially clever wizard and found new truths about themselves that would change not only each other, but the entire wizarding world as well. A Dumbledore/Grindelwald story.

Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.

A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.

SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.

L didn't have a real name and he finds his immunity to the Death Note tragic. Light joins him on his journey of self discovery when Interpol joins the task force in finding Kira. The battle of the wits between detective and suspect isn't over. Yaoi

Sequel to The Way Things Are.Edmund's story through Horse and his Boy and beyond. After fifteen years in Narnia, the Pevensies are pulled away, returning to England and their younger-selves. How will they handle losing Narnia and everyone they left behind

[FIN] Edmund's story, beginning with the events prior to the evacuation and the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and through the Golden Age. A story set in both our world and Narnia, giving quite a different take on the way things are, were, and will be

AU. What if it was Neji's father that was born first instead of Hinata's? How different would their lives be now that Neji is the heir? How different would Neji and Hinata's relationship be? Would there be room for romance? NejiHina Mature Content

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

In the final battle, Zuko intecepts lightning meant for Aang and dies. The gods give him a chance to return; protect a group of children. The children are eerily familiar but Zuko can't remember anything to say why. R&R!

Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.

A backstory to Granada's DEVI. What happened to cause not only an enforced holiday for Holmes, but also what influence could be strong enough to enable him to finally bury the drug forever on the sands of the Cornish coast? Now complete.

Sakuno's in High School now and decides to join the Ice Skating club. But between meeting a frightening captain, and some mean team members, she's seriously wondering if she has what it takes. Will be TezukaSakuno...of course.

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

This story starts when Aang finds out there’s another element to learn. This is a story about a girl, her destiny and her love with a prince that could outlast anything. My first OC fic! NOT A MARY-SUE! Mwhahaha, April Fools! And a bad one at that!

TezukaFuji. A rift causes six years of strain. But Lady Fate is playful and one emotion is unbidden. Could another chance and, perhaps, something more be given? sequel to Fallen Angel and A Fine Week Complete!

AU. Kira had stolen everything from him; his life, his identity, his art… Hate consumed him, motivated him, drove him…and fear was his prison. But Raito is breaking free, and his rescuer is far from a knight in shining armor…Slight Yaoi.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

"Male. White suit. White hat. White cape. Monocle on the right eye. Good magician. Better thief. Possibly carrying a big, shiny ruby that has the ability to transport people to different dimensions. Have you seen him?"

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.

AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.

OT5: Fuji convinced them all in joining a private chat. So now, after a hard day, they log themselves in, happy of finally chatting with their lovers, when…they find out, WHAT nicknames Fuji officially gave to them. --- Updated

AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.

COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.

Immediately post-EMPT. While slowly trying to re-adjust to a post-Hiatus life together, Holmes and Watson are engaged upon their very first case since the Return, putting the duo back on the investigative scene for the first time in three years.

It was time Tezuka moved on. He needed a new lover, he just didn't think it'd come in the form of a very sexy, annoying and possessive Atobe Keigo. AtoTezu with a bit of TezuFuji and YukiFuji! Written for SquishytheJellyfish! Lemon! Prequel to Boushi Pair

It all started with Ai, Conan, and a day at school fingerpainting. Newton's third law claims for every action taken, there is an equal but opposite reaction. Oh the peace, quiet, and tranquility...Psh, yeah right.

Hound of the Baskervilles AU. Watson stumbles upon the truth about Stapleton before he discovers Holmes on the moor. When the Doctor disappears, Holmes realizes he must act quickly against the powers of evil at work upon the moor.

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

KHR AU Alternate Universe . After the Varia Arc. A story following Tsuna and his Family as he grows into his power and claims it as his own. An invisible enemy appears that is more of a threat than it seems.

Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?

Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR

ABANDONED. Seigaku won the Nationals. The seniors graduated. Ryoma left for his pro tennis career. The perfect team was no more. At least, that was 2 years ago. Enter Seigaku High School. This is where the new story begins and the old story continues.

DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS, HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.

It's the thief's turn to play the detective, embarking on an investigation that will allow him to see deeper into Conan's heart than ever before. At the same time, Conan searches for his conspicuously silent anchor, Ran. Eventual KaitoxConan, ConanxRan

The first ZukoxAang fic out there! Summary: After finally catching the Avatar, Prince Zuko is forced to face the reality behind his methods. Where is the honor in what he does? Warnings: Boys love. ZukoxAang. UPDATED: 30November2007

Sequel to 'Twisted'. Alice, after two years of being stuck in the real world, is once again taken to Wonderland, passes into the Shadowlands to visit her grieving adoptive father, the Jabberwock. Alice and Hatter now married! COMPLETED!

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

I don't usually rant and I rarely post random fics with me in it, but I've decided to point out some of Sokka's gay moments, so lets see what branches from there, hinted ZukoSokka and JetSokka. This not to be taken seriously and is discontinued.

[Oneshot, AtobeTezuka] An overworked 23 year old Atobe is dragged to Las Vegas by Oshitari. There, in a series of 'coincidences,' he runs into an old rival he never thought he'd see again, and it sparks an emotional roller coaster ride on both sides.

[Companion fic to 'Echizen, Our Buchou'] A year later, Echizen was made captain of Seigaku Tennis Club. But how are the seniors doing after graduation? Tezuka X Echizen [Please read Echizen, Our Buchou first]

A year had passed, and all the third year regulars have already graduated. The remaining regulars are now led by Echizen Ryoma, the new captain appointed by Tezuka, and Momoshiro Takeshi, the vicecaptain Oishi chose. How will Ryoma manage the club?TezuRyo

SLASH. Set after Point Blanc. Starting any relationship is always awkward, and for Alex, who has to hide so much of himself from people, it's doubly difficult. It's easy to see why someone who knows about him is so attractive... ON TEMPORARY HIATUS

John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?

Kyouya was never one to be easily influenced by Tamaki's good looks. His narcissism only made tolerance that much more difficult. Why then, was he suddenly so attractive? Rated M for yaoi and language. You have been warned.

Before her reign in Narnia the White Witch made certain promises to the Ettin Giants in return for their services. When the Ettin crown prince comes to collect it's not Jadis who pays the price for deceit, but Peter.

The greatgranddaughter of the original Alice is about to have a bit of a surprise when she is whisked off to Wonderland... for Wonderland has changed for the worse... Rated T for violence. 40 Chapters. COMPLETED!

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

A collection of humorous I hope oneshots set during everyone's favorite plot arc, Bishounen Assemble! I mean Senbatsu! Some romantic pairings, but mostly just gags. Now featuring: The Revenge of Gaming no Ohjisama!

Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

Doumeki and Watanuki are on a simple mission from Yuuko, stay put from before sunset until after sunrise to be able to retrieve the item she wants, but it's the middle of summer and their hiding place is cramped. Dounuts DoumekiWatanuki DouWata

With the arrival of the Minister's lackey, Dumbledore chooses to hire yet another Ninja to watch the backs of his charges, and to unveil the facade of the Ministry. Enter Uchiha Itachi. NarutoHP crossover.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE