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A Joke....

GHOST POO: You know you've pooed. Theres poo on the toilet paper but none in the toilet

TEFLON COATED POO: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

GOOEY POO:This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poo leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

SECOND THOUGHT POO: Yopu're all done wiping and you're about to stand up when you realise it....you've got some more!

POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POO: This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis! it dosn't want to come out until your all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.

WEIGHT WATCHERS POO: You poo so much,you lose several kilograms.

RIGHT NOW POO: You better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber while getting to the toilet. Usually it has it's head out before you can get your pants down.

KING KONG OR U-BEND CHOKER POO: This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coar-hanger works well. This kind of poo usually happens at someone else's house.

CORK POO: (Also known as floaters) Even after the third flush it's still floating in the bowl. My God! How do i get rid of it?

WET CHEEKS POO: This poo hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet.

WISH POO: You sit there all cramped up and out of breath - But still no poo!

CEMENT BLOCK POO: You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you pooed.

SNAKE POO: This poo is fairly soft and about as thick as your thumb and at least three feet long.

BEER DRUNK AND MEAT PIE POO: This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo dosn't smell too bad but this one is BAD!!!. Usually this one happens at someone else's house and there's someone standing outside to use the bathroom.

MEXICAN FOOD POO: (also known as screamers). You'll know it's all right to eat again when your bum stops burning.

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Theres also one about farts but i don't have it. maybe a member that has it can post it for us to read?