Tuesday, March 2, 2010

One day Taryn met a for real life unicorn. She came across the unicorn while it was sick, so she fed it beer and Fruit Loops. The unicorn became Taryn's guardian angel, but in this dimension, not in Unicornland. Beer made the unicorn vivacious, and Fruit Loops brand cereal allowed the unicorn to absorb the goodness of the beer, which was not Pabst. All the flowers in the land of unicorn came into the universe and sprayed Taryn with a magical supercolourful gel that wards off all evilz. The unicorn pushed on into the night, one night in the future, and it never forgot Taryn, and all the love that she bathed the babely one-horned horse type in. Then she graduated from art school and lived happily ever after.

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