February 22nd, 2005

A Scottish man, a French man and a Japanese man are sent to a remote island by scientists to see how they survive.
The French man says “I will prepare dinner!”.
The Scottish man says “I’ll chop firewood!”.
The Japanese man sits there looking confused so the men ask him to go into the forest and get supplies.
A year passes and the scientists come to the island to pick the men up.
The Scottish man and the French man are there but the Japanese man is nowhere to be seen. The men say that the Japanese man disappeared in the forest and the scientists send out a search party.
The search party wonder into the forest. Suddenly the Japanese man leaps out of the bushes stark naked with a huge grin on his face and yells
“SUPPLIES!”.

February 14th, 2005

February 11th, 2005

One day an engineer is going into a new grocery shop on the outskirts of town. When just inside, he sees a sign which says: “CONDOMS: SOLD & FITTED” .
He looks around and calls for service. Then, an exceptionally attractive young lady emerges.
“Do you work here?” he asks.
“Yes,” she replied.
“And is the statement on the sign over there true?” The lady leans over the counter and says seductively, “Yes.”
“Tell me,” he asks, “who fits them?”
“I do,” said the lady.
“Well,” said the engineer, “would you please wash your hands and give me a pound of tomatoes?”