No, but I did see a story years ago about a road rage incident involving a pastor shooting some guy with a crossbow. the victim pulled over to the side of the road because the "pastor" was harrassing him.

The funny thing, even though the guy was convicted and went to jail, he felt perfectly justified in shooting and killing a guy over....nothing. it was creepy.

Ambivalence:No, but I did see a story years ago about a road rage incident involving a pastor shooting some guy with a crossbow. the victim pulled over to the side of the road because the "pastor" was harrassing him.

The funny thing, even though the guy was convicted and went to jail, he felt perfectly justified in shooting and killing a guy over....nothing. it was creepy.

Road rage is not nothing. Usually it's the slow guy's fault. Other times, it's still the slow guy's fault.

Ambivalence:the above story was someone just pointing a crossbow at a motorist. This other story was from almost 20 years ago where a pastor SHOT and KILLED a man with a crossbow in a road rage incident.

No, but a certain large, extremely LOUD bird has made a point of planting himself in our backyard tree and screeching continuously every morning starting at 5 am. Last Saturday morning I snapped, grabbed my crossbow, and headed out for a little retribution.

Snuck around the side of the garage and found my victim about 15 feet up in a tree, squalling his lil lungs out. Took careful aim and popped that sumbeyotch right in the lower chest.

Perfect hit? Yes.Piss him off? Oh,yeah.Kill him? Not a chance.

Now the bastard has figured out which window is the bedroom and wakes us up every morning SCREAMING at the glass.

Protip: if you are going to use a crossbow on a annoying bird, make sure it doesn't say NERF anywhere on it.

My brother and I were going to a RenFaire in Boulder, Nevada in his jeep. It was early in the morning. We were practically the only people on the road. And we were obeying the speed limit. Then all of the sudden, this redneck in a pickup truck comes from out of nowhere, rides our rear bumper, starts honking his horn, and begins screaming curses at us like a goddamn banshee. He then passes us, steers his pickup truck so it's in front of us, and then sticks his heavily-muscled arm out of the drivers window, flexes his bicep and flips us the bird.

My brother and I just keep going at the same speed, ignoring the redneck. That only seemed to make him madder. He then starts to slow down and he won't let us pass. Finally my brother and I just decide to pull into a rest area and wait until the redneck goes away (We had forgotten our phones, so we couldn't call for help). He then does an 180, pulls into the rest area, gets out of the truck waving a hammer, and demands to know, "What is your malfunction?"

I opened the door and got out. I was wearing my RenFaire outfit. I play a character named "Hondo the Wanderer". Hondo is a 14th century pilgrim. Aside from my shoes (I can't find Medieval boots in size 15), my costume is very authentic, from the straw hat (biatch to get in 9 3/4ths) to my paternoster to my six foot long African ebony staff.

I go after him. The redneck throws his hammer at me and misses. He tries to get back into his pickup truck, but I stop that by ramming my staff through the windshield until the end hits his seat. The redneck then starts running away. I would've followed, but I'm not built for speed. I then pulled my staff out of the redneck's windshield and went over his pickup truck busting everything I could. After a few minutes of genuine catharsis, I got back into the jeep and my brother and I continued to the Boulder City RenFaire (which sucked terribly) without further trouble. .

Coelacanth:I go after him. The redneck throws his hammer at me and misses. He tries to get back into his pickup truck, but I stop that by ramming my staff through the windshield until the end hits his seat. The redneck then starts running away. I would've followed, but I'm not built for speed. I then pulled my staff out of the redneck's windshield and went over his pickup truck busting everything I could.

You've just admitted to vandalism and probably worse on the internet. I hope this story's old or false.