After watching, intermittently, the Portugal v Spain match, I have discovered a word which sums up England's favourite winker, Cristiano Ronaldo. The word of today is autolatry.

AUTOLATRY [orr-tow-lat-ree]

the worship of oneself

The word comes from the ancient Greek auto (self) and latreia (worship).

So we have seen plenty of it in the last few weeks at the Euro's but unfortunately Ronaldo's autolatry and yearning to be the star of the show meant in the end he didn't even get to take a penalty. Such a shame.