Wednesday, August 5, 2009

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman maygo to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is adescription of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopperascends the floors. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man froma particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go backdown except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely goodlooking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are pretty goodlooking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are pretty gorgeous,help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men onthis floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible toplease.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit thebuilding, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handlethe truth.