Why get a puppy if there is such a great slave at your disposal? This chab will take up with the tongue your feet (one as well as the other naked and in shoes) and even wag his tail when you feed him everything  even an old piece of bread squashed underneath your soles will do. Moreover, he can do a thing no doggie will ever agree to take  feel free to use this motherfucker’s face hole as an ashtray! Great pet, eh? Don’t forget to educate him hard though!