Tired of being deleted for being off-topic? Fed up with having to stay focussed and relevant?

Welcome to "Jafa's Speakeasy", the only thread on a.net where going off at a tangent is actively encouraged, come inside and ramble on freely but remember boys and girls, staying on topic won't earn you any brownie points!!!

So, to start you all off, here's a topic you're bound not to want to stay on for too long:

What would you rather fly in, an Airbus Piloted by G W Bush, a Boeing Piloted by Osama Bin Laden, an Embraer Piloted by Tony Blair or an Antonov with a Gay Pilot?

Jafa39 : you can go off topic if you want
crowd ( in unison ) : we can go off topic if we want
Jafa39 : you can think for yourselves
crowd (in unison) : we can think for ourselves
Jafa39 : you are all individuals
crowd ( in unison ) :we are all individuals
Kiwiandrew : I'm not

actually 'the wanton woman' would be a great name for a pub. ( shouts to other half ) "I'm just off to 'the wanton woman' for a quick one" ( imagines look of confusion on partners face as he tries to figure out whether I have suddenly turned straight )