Funny Status Message #87018

# 182721 Friends are a lot like trees they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe

# 15194 So, ummm, Rihanna? Could you please give me a little variety in your music? I swear, woman -- ALL of your songs have the same beat and consists of you repeating multiple words multiple times. Work on that.

# 12941 When times are Tough, you know who your Real Friends are. When times are Easy...you know who your Drinking Friends are!