Things I Like:

Other things I Like:
Gum drops and ponies and sausage;
The Beatles; Soda crackers in milk when they get really soggy; Hating things; Cartoons; Preposterously enormous breasts; Chevrolets; Electric woks on the beach at sunset.

Things I don't like:
Nickels. I hate nickels. They are much larger than dimes, worth only half as much, and take up too much space for what they're worth. If they don't have an indian head and a buffalo on them they aren't worth the time it takes to squeeze one out and flush it down the toilet. And anybody who thinks otherwise has clear problems understanding reality. Plus, they are probably morally bankrupt.