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If Ya Know What I Mean

['Whose Line' intro music plays as the rear left camera pans down to the
stage. Seated near the rear of the stage are BRAD SHERWOOD, WAYNE BRADY, COLIN
MOCHRIE and RYAN STILES. DREW CAREY is seated at his desk, stage right]

[Camera on DREW]

DREW: Awright. Welcome back to 'Whose Line is it, Anime:' the show where
everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right. The points
are like gravity to a Gainax girl's chest—

RYAN: Of course it matters! How would you get that Gainax bounce (he illustrates
with hands cupped in front of his chest) without it?

DREW: With that size? What bounce? They'd just hang there. Anyway, it isn't
easy coming up with anime-related similes like this every ten minutes.

COLIN: Ten minutes? Try ten months.

DREW: Right. Well, just to prove it, our next game is called "If Ya
Know What I Mean," and it's for all four of you [BRAD, WAYNE, COLIN and
RYAN get up and take positions on stage: COLIN and RYAN in the middle of the
stage, while WAYNE and BRAD stand off to either side] It's a great game for
you to play at home, or, in this case, if you're in the car on a road trip
to your local - and I use the word loosely — anime convention. The object
is to come up with as many anime-related double entendres as you possibly
can. Let's start with Colin and Ryan as two otaku waiting in line to get into
the cosplay. Take it away, Colin and Ryan.

COLIN: Hey, did you check out the girl in the Rose Bride Dress? [RYAN nods
enthusiastically] Boy, wouldn't you like to put the Sword of Dios where it
belongs, if you know what I mean.

RYAN: Yeah, but you know how it goes, she's probably got a thing for Utena,
if you know what I mean.

COLIN: Hey! Don't jump to conclusions about her! The Juri's still out on
her, if ya [He is drowned out by the audience's groaning] Hey!

RYAN: [pointing at an imaginary girl in the audience] Ooh, look at that!
You don't see too many girls dressed as Lum these days.

COLIN: You don't see too many girls, period. [‘Ooohs' from audience]
But you're right, I wouldn't mind grabbing her horns, if you know what
I mean.

RYAN: I'd prefer to be grabbing a bit further down, if you know what I mean.

[BRAD runs onstage and joins COLIN and RYAN]

BRAD: Hey, thanks for saving me a spot in line. Was busy polishing the Yamato,
if ya know what I mean [sly wink].

BRAD: Oh, you betcha. [Mimes hefting a replica of Vash's big-ass pistol,
if you know what I'm talking about] Gotta be equipped to go out looking for
a little LOVE'N PIECE! [Makes the 'V' for victory sign] If you catch my drift.

RYAN: Looking to make a few cream-filled donuts, if you know what I'm saying?

[This stops the game momentarily in its tracks, as BRAD gawks wide-eyed at
RYAN and the audience absorbs the last line]

BRAD: Uh you could say that.

RYAN: I think I just did.

COLIN: [indicating another imaginary girl] Check out the Excel over there
wonder if I could get Koshi Rikudo's permission, if you know what I'm saying.

RYAN: Oh, yeah pull that cord, Il Palazzo, I wanna drop into her pit,
if you catch my meaning.

BRUCE: I dunno, I think I'd prefer to spend a night in the Hyatt, if you
dig my meaning.

COLIN/RYAN: Yeah

WAYNE: [running onstage] Oh, hey guys. Sorry I'm late — had to make sure
my henshin stick was operational, if you know what I mean.

WAYNE: [pauses, looks at BRAD for a moment] Not really. Anyway, wanna see
my transformation sequence, if you know what I mean? [He begins to spin about,
as if going into one of those nude henshin routines, when DREW hits the buzzer]

DREW: Awright, thank you. [The players head back to their seats] Thousand
points apiece. Sorry about that, Wayne, but I had to stop you before you got
down to your G-string, if you know what I mean.

WAYNE: [now back in his chair upstage] I'm not wearing the thong today, Drew.