“Modi was a chaiwalla, but Rahul wasn’t a milkman; so why Congress has come up with ‘Rahul Milk’? I am telling you the reason – Congress is doing this to help BJP and get publicity along with Modi chai,” claimed visibly furious Kumar Vishwas.

“Both BJP and Congress are collaborating together to defeat AAP. But we will give befitting reply, doodh ka jawab paani se denge, rishwat hum kabhi nahi lenge,” Vishwas declared in a hurriedly written poem, further announcing AAP’s plan to distribute “Kejriwal brand water packets” in Amethi to counter Rahul and Modi.

“It is a good to drink water before tea, otherwise it causes gas,” an AAP supporter explained the logic, “It stops hot tea from causing corruption inside your stomach.”

Meanwhile, Congress has once again called AAP “team B of BJP”.

“AAP is helping BJP by supplying them Kejriwal brand water to mix it with with milk to make high quantity but low quality tea,” claimed a Congress spokesperson.