If you're wondering what Tattoo Roulette is, it's exactly what is sounds like. There are five boxes that the boys (and James) can choose from. Four of them say “safe” inside, and one of them says “tattoo.” If a member of One Direction picks the “tattoo” box, he has has to get a tattoo reading “Late Late.” If James picks it, he has to get a “1D” tattoo. And I'm talking immediately. There's a tattoo artist in the studio ready to go. Three of the One Direction boys are pretty chill about the possibility, since they've got a million tats already. Harry especially is totally cool.

But sweet precious Niall, the only guy in the group whose skin has remained uninked, as well as James himself, are very, very nervous. It's just about the most adorable thing you'll watch all day — all week, maybe. I won't spoil how it all ends for you, but suffice to say some people might claim the game was rigged to protect the tattooless. I'm not one of those people, because when it comes to One Direction playing games on talk shows and being cute, I want to believe. I also want to watch this video all over again, which I'm going to do now.