ANTM: Ann in danger

Fashion show! Miss J and Zac Posen show up at the girls’ house to given them the news. It’s almost too much fabulousness for one small space.

But why does Posen look so smarmy all the time? I think it’s the eyebrows.

The girls must share the runway with “professional” models. Miss J instructs the pros to be mean and try to shake the newbies up. WOW — walking a runway, posing for Posen and dealing with bitches?

I sort of love it, right? Chris is one smart remark away from shanking somebody in the line. But Ann — OH NO NO NO — freaks out on the runway. STAND STRONG, WOMAN.

Chelsey wins the challenge. But there’s little time for that. COMMERCIAL! For vitamin water. While kissing boys. On roller skates. Nice one, Tyra.

I’m already terrified for Ann. But it’s Kayla who panics. She tears up at the thought of being intimate with a guy because of a childhood sexual assault (which was really not that long ago). Also? She’s never, ever, ever told anyone. Ever. (Except Mr. Jay and a few million people.)

But it’s really nothing compared to some of the roller-wrecks: Liz, Esther, Ann. Oh, Anne. Her takes are almost painful to watch. Not because she’s terrible. Because she’s so hard on herself. I just want to hug her.