I will play the lottery in hopes of winning enough money. So that I can apply to vecome a Canadian citizen

So you really, REALLY, want to become unproductive?...

Rausch

06-30-2011, 12:26 PM

Riot, like they riot in Vancouver.

So you plan on throwing a cloth napkin back towards the kitchen?...:spock:

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

06-30-2011, 12:27 PM

For Canada Day, I plan on annexing the Maritime Provinces, British Columbia and the Yukon Territory as well as hooking a couple hundred tug boats to Quebec and dragging it over to France so the Canadiennes can really find out what the French think of them.

but, that's just me

Okie_Apparition

06-30-2011, 12:29 PM

I want to grow pot in a trailer park & spend the offseason in jail smoking driveway hash

Predarat

06-30-2011, 12:30 PM

Maybe troll message boards of Canadian NHL teams asking the trivia question
"When was the last time an NHL team based in Canada won the Stanley Cup?"

Rain Man

06-30-2011, 12:30 PM

I want to grow pot in a trailer park & spend the offseason in jail smoking hash

So no special plans, then?

Frazod

06-30-2011, 12:31 PM

There should be an option for "Do nothing of any significance."

Okie_Apparition

06-30-2011, 12:32 PM

Noot really

Stewie

06-30-2011, 12:33 PM

So you plan on throwing a cloth napkin back towards the kitchen?...:spock:

I think you missed the reference.

Rausch

06-30-2011, 12:36 PM

I plan to denigrate the french (they deserve a big "F" but they won't get one) until the gal I works often with defends them.

And then, when she's distracted, BOOM!

Some reality...

Sofa King

06-30-2011, 12:36 PM

I want to grow pot in a trailer park & spend the offseason in jail smoking driveway hash

Sit in the park with family/friends with some beers, doobs & bbq while raising our glasses to free health care.

Crush

06-30-2011, 06:31 PM

I'm going to watch some Trailer Park Boys.

Buck

06-30-2011, 06:33 PM

What the fuck, why are they kicking field goals on 3rd down?

PunkinDrublic

06-30-2011, 06:46 PM

Remind a Canadian that the rest of the world thinks of them as America light.

The Poz

06-30-2011, 06:59 PM

Remind a Canadian that the rest of the world thinks of them as America light.

And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

KurtCobain

06-30-2011, 07:07 PM

They think we brought sexy back.

Iowanian

06-30-2011, 09:02 PM

And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

Penis envy must be a bitch, isn't it.

BillSelfsTrophycase

06-30-2011, 09:09 PM

Canada is what it is

Just Kinda there

Just Passin' By

06-30-2011, 09:21 PM

After Canada day, the country can go back to being America's hat.

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 04:33 AM

Canada is what it is

Just Kinda there

Good thing too, I mean if it wern't for us, hell a lot of the things you Yanks enjoy might never have been invented.

http://inventors.about.com/od/cstartinventions/a/Canadian.htm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA
Greatest country on the planet!! :thumb::thumb:

Crush

07-01-2011, 04:40 AM

What the fuck, why are they kicking field goals on 3rd down?

There are only three downs in the CFL.

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 04:50 AM

For Canada Day, I plan on annexing the Maritime Provinces, British Columbia and the Yukon Territory as well as hooking a couple hundred tug boats to Quebec .

Last time you bunch down south tried that, WE marched down and burned Washington...Better luck next time :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

07-01-2011, 07:23 AM

Last time you bunch down south tried that, WE marched down and burned Washington...Better luck next time :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

That's when you had the British Army backing you up . . .

Back when the British actually had an army . . . and a navy

:evil:

Iowanian

07-01-2011, 07:24 AM

Take off, eh hosers.

Backwards Masking

07-01-2011, 07:29 AM

last year Canada Day fell on the Rush concert at Sandstone. I was there, it was great. There were people running Canadian flags up and down the aisles, then Rush proceeded to bring down the house with their usual fantastic (always a little differnet) lineup:

I don't why people bag on this country so much. They're our fellow human beings after all, as are people of all countries in the world.

I'm proud of being an American of course, but why can't we all just get along?

(I'm talking to the people that actually hate Canada, not the ones poking jokes for fun).

Iowanian

07-01-2011, 07:31 AM

I don't have any issues with Canaduh other than the French ones and liberal politics.

PunkinDrublic

07-01-2011, 07:46 AM

And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

That's fine I'd rather be known and hated than being indistinguishable from northern Minnesota.

blaise

07-01-2011, 08:02 AM

And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

Canada sucks.

The Poz

07-01-2011, 08:10 AM

Canada sucks.

Brilliant! Now I why you're an aspiring writer and not an actual writer.

blaise

07-01-2011, 08:14 AM

Brilliant! Now I why you're an aspiring writer and not an actual writer.

Is everybody up there working for the weekend?

Bwana

07-01-2011, 08:22 AM

And...... we're supposed be sad? Mad? Make sure you remind me, I'll probably forget.
Just don't go outside of North America and tell anyone you're American. You may not want to know what the rest of the world thinks.

LMAO

Gezzzzz Poz, lighten up.

http://socialmediarage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ButtHurt.jpg

The Poz

07-01-2011, 09:08 AM

Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:

Rausch

07-01-2011, 09:11 AM

I don't have any issues with Canaduh other than the French ones and liberal politics.

There are probably some native tribes that don't fit that...

Rain Man

07-01-2011, 09:22 AM

Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:

Eh, we just tease Canada because we like it. I can't think of any other country I'd rather share a 3,000 mile border with.

blaise

07-01-2011, 09:25 AM

Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:

I like Canada. I went to school in Buffalo and I used to go there all the time. I just like goofing on Canada because it's funny, and because some Canadians get mad about it.

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 10:22 AM

Canada sucks.
And you swallow

Is everybody up there working for the weekend?
If we wanted to we probably could, no recession and LOTS OF JOBS cough, cough, suck a dick, cough

BigCatDaddy

07-01-2011, 10:29 AM

Figured I would probably go out and avoid a good fight.

blaise

07-01-2011, 10:35 AM

And you swallow

If we wanted to we probably could, no recession and LOTS OF JOBS cough, cough, suck a dick, cough

You seemed to be fixated on penis. Good luck with that.

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 11:59 AM

You seemed to be fixated on penis. Good luck with that. Learned it from hanging around Chiefs fans :D

BigOlChiefsfan

07-01-2011, 02:10 PM

Actually...I was impressed w/Canada's last election. Good luck to you, eh? And for our resident Newfie, "Long may your big jib haul".

BillSelfsTrophycase

07-01-2011, 03:15 PM

Yeah, yeah. I know. Just get a bit defensive when it comes to the country I love. I apologize to my American friends for any offensive remarks. Now, I expect all 30 or so of you to apologize in return for all of your degrading comments. :harumph:

I'm sorry, eh?

Let's forget aboot it :)

Predarat

07-01-2011, 03:48 PM

I actually did eat Mexican food for lunch, take that, Canada! lol

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 05:15 PM

That's when you had the British Army backing you up . . .

Back when the British actually had an army . . . and a navy

:evil:

:facepalm: we were and still ARE somewhat a british sovereign nation, as we are part of the British commen wealth; like Austraila and several other countries you ****en moron, why do you think the Queen of England is on our money??

JFC go learn some world history will ya

mikey23545

07-01-2011, 05:23 PM

How is it watching "Strange Brew" is not on the list?

Pasta Giant Meatball

07-01-2011, 05:32 PM

Smoke some dope, get drunk as fack, and eat chicken fingers (the good kind).

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

07-01-2011, 06:31 PM

:facepalm: we were and still ARE somewhat a british sovereign nation, as we are part of the British commen wealth; like Austraila and several other countries you ****en moron, why do you think the Queen of England is on our money??

JFC go learn some world history will ya

Dude,

My degree is in Medieval/Renaissance History with a secondary emphasis on Military history.

I'm quite familiar with the foibles of the War of 1812 (to include the naval battles on the Great Lakes, the fights centered on Detroit, the back and forth across the Niagara River and the U.S./British sea battles to include the six Frigates of the U.S. Navy (Constitution, Constellation, United States, President, Congress and Chesapeake) and their fights against the British Navy.

Hell, I even know that Newfoundland wasn't a part of Canada until 1946 and was going hoping to be an independent country until the 1st Newfoundland got nearly wiped out at the Battle of the Somme on 01 July 1916, taking almost 80% casualties in one day, taking some of the best and brightest Newfoundland had, according to your Governor-General at the time.

So, yeah, I'm pretty familiar with Canadian history. *grin*

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 07:06 PM

Dude,

My degree is in Medieval/Renaissance History with a secondary emphasis on Military history.

I'm quite familiar with the foibles of the War of 1812 (to include the naval battles on the Great Lakes, the fights centered on Detroit, the back and forth across the Niagara River and the U.S./British sea battles to include the six Frigates of the U.S. Navy (Constitution, Constellation, United States, President, Congress and Chesapeake) and their fights against the British Navy.

Hell, I even know that Newfoundland wasn't a part of Canada until 1946 and was going hoping to be an independent country until the 1st Newfoundland got nearly wiped out at the Battle of the Somme on 01 July 1916, taking almost 80% casualties in one day, taking some of the best and brightest Newfoundland had, according to your Governor-General at the time.

So, yeah, I'm pretty familiar with Canadian history. *grin*

It was 1949, not 46'.
And NL was given 3 choices, US, Canadian, or self rule, but of cource you would know that from your extensive studies, and we'll just chaulk it up to a typo right?

I'm very happy you chose to learn about the 14th to 17th centuries, as that was by all accounts the true Medieval/Renaissance History period, and my personal favorite of our planets existance.
I too have vast secular studies in these periods *returning said grin*

BillSelfsTrophycase

07-01-2011, 07:15 PM

Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)

Over-Head

07-01-2011, 07:37 PM

Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)

We're a Peace keeping nation, Unlike the USA who feels the need to excersize it's might by goining into conflict around the globe, and Canada like other nations get dragged into your fights as support help.
...or didn't your history prof's teach you that?

Now as to your question, I have no idea in a down and all out fight. certianly not the US, as we have neither the population size nor military to do so.But this I do know...
Your Yankie Nuke subs HATE going into war games against our subs (as they can't find us), almost as much as your pilots love having their ass's handed to them, when they go up against our flyboys.

It`s amusing how many of the other nations of the world get the impression of *most* Americans to be that of a war loving country, who's final answer to any given situation is a show of force. And you sir, just fit the stereotype with just such a question.

I've also often wondered if thats why so many Americans wear Canadian patches and emblems on their belongings while traveling abroad???

do have a good evening, i`m going to watch fire works over Conception Bay off my back step.....

Just Passin' By

07-01-2011, 10:31 PM

Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)

They could crush Monaco and the Vatican.

Gadzooks

07-01-2011, 10:41 PM

They could crush Monaco and the Vatican.

Most of the central African nations too...

BillSelfsTrophycase

07-01-2011, 10:44 PM

New Zeland?

Gadzooks

07-01-2011, 10:49 PM

Fuji, is that a country?

BillSelfsTrophycase

07-01-2011, 10:52 PM

Portugal?

Bugeater

07-01-2011, 10:53 PM

Just a random thought...Which country could Canada beat in unrestricted war (without NATO help?)
Does Canada even have a military? And if so, what does it consist of? A few horses and rowboats?

BillSelfsTrophycase

07-01-2011, 10:56 PM

Does Canada even have a military? And if so, what does it consist of? A few horses and rowboats?