Oh, hey, End Times. I didn't see you standing there because I was too busy watching this horrifying video of a young boy singing, "Ain't no homos going to make it to heaven," in a crowded church.

What did you say? Oh. Nope, he doesn't get punished. He gets a standing ovation.

It's like the least Christian thing imaginable, which is why it's extra rich that he's singing inside a goddamn church. That church, judging from its interior and the glimpse of the pastor we see in the video, may be the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana — the imagesseem to match up. (If you have any info to help confirm this, email us.)

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What's that? Oh, we all have to leave Earth right now? I did want to watch a quick cat video before the apocalypse, if only so this wasn't the last thing I ever saw, but I guess I can skip it.