From the Boulder Daily Camera — $8 will buy you a group session with Braco, a Croation faith-gazer, who will gaze at you. Silently.

For $72 you can get a full-day pass to all of the gazing sessions, 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM, either Wednesday or Thursday. Probably with some breaks so he can rest his eyes. According to the newspaper, apparently happy to pimp for him, his supporters claim his gaze can “awaken and realign one’s natural state of balance and harmony.”

I’m not making this up.

Probably they take credit cards, but if you’re a little short call me. I’ll look at you for 5 bucks or so. Sliding scale.