QUIZ: Have You Spoken With Russia Lately?

A lot of people have been in trouble lately, and it’s all Russia’s fault. Those conniving Cossacks have been trying to work their way into the United States political machine for some time now. But, if you’re not sure if you’ve ever spoken to Russia, you better take this quiz to find out.

Are you a member of Trump’s cabinet?

I was, and maybe I still am!

In Soviet Russia, Cabinet takes your member!

I voted for Hill-dawg, so that’s a hard no.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Do you know where the Russian Embassy is located?

No.

“No.”

In Soviet Russia, embassy know where you are!

Correct!

Wrong!

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Do you speak Russian?

Da. I mean, yeah. No, I mean no!

What? Don’t they have a weird, different alphabet or something?

In Soviet Russia, Russian speak to you!

Correct!

Wrong!

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Has Donald Trump been pissed off at you lately?

In Soviet Russia, we love the Donald Trump!

Yes. He made me go into the cage again.

Yeah, but I’m a “libtard snowflake,” so I’ve gotten that a lot lately.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Has Donald Trump pissed on you lately?

What do you think happens when he puts you in the cage?

In Soviet Russia, piss pisses on you! Unless you pay good money. Then, they pee on bed for you.