HOW MANY WOMEN WITH PMS..... LIGHTBULB?

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They
would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once
they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some
miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from
two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME
SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE
HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you
ask me?

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