It’s bad enough no one heeds our warning the animals are trying to kill us — the more present arboreal danger is also being ignored. If you won’t attend us, attend Oveous Maximus in the video above (“These are like trees that are like in the floor and shit”). Has the Parks Department no chainsaws, nor personnel who can spot suspicious timber? Mow the lawns less often if you have to, but stop these things before they come for the rest of us.