Don't Run onto the Field for the Hell of It

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Look dude, we don't give a damn how many brews you've had, or what your friend said he'll pay you: Running onto the field to interrupt a sporting event is the equivalent of sleeping with your buddy's sister—it seems fun, but the consequences aren't worth it.

Don't Watch a Reality Show over a Sporting Event

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Simply put, that's what DVR is for! (Just don't tell your dudes.)

Though the girls are probably nice to look at, and sometimes you just need to see a drunk, blond train wreck lose it because she just got kicked off the show, it doesn't mean you should ever miss out on an opportunity to watch a game.

You want drama? It doesn't get any better than the unscripted drama of sports.

Don't Ask for Anything Other Than Your Team

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Look, you've been through the worst of times, so why not stick it out and wait for the best of times when they finally come, too?

Take it from us Cleveland sports fans, there's nothing we'd want more than a lucky break like Tom Brady falling into our laps, or the Indians to suddenly overachieve and compete like the Giants did, but you'll never find us asking for anyone else's team.

Don't Give Up Your Season Tickets

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We know they can be expensive and a bit of a hassle to divide up among family and friends, but think back to all the good memories you've had with the people around you who have had theirs for as long as you can remember.

There's nothing like knowing your section, row and seat every single year, no matter what it costs you.