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Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne fame is now the Chief media consultant for MetLife, the company that produces the Peanuts cartoon line. Ms. Metcalf has revealed that the Peanuts gang will altering the depth of issues that the Peanuts Gang deals with on th...

Cheryl Cole trumped Dannii Minogue in the style stakes by appearing on Saturday's X Factor in a dress by David Koma, an exciting new design talent. In fact it wasn't a real dress at all but a special stunt dress made of MDF with only a front, no back...

New York - While ADD remains prevalent, scientists have unearthed a new disorder called PHADD (pseudo hyperactivity attention deficit disorder), also commonly referred to as "fad", which afflicts more than half of clinically obnoxious peopl...

UPIAPBBCCBSCNNFOX- Martha May Daltry was walking home from school last week in Northfolk, Virginia when she saw something rolling down the road next to her. At first she thought it was a bike tire, perhaps pushed by a friend to frighten her, but nobo...

Following on from the furore surrounding the 'baseball-bat arrrest' incident in which three male and one female officer smashed a car to pieces using baseball-bats because the driver of the vehicle did not get out of his car in time, all police aroun...

Washington - President Obama is taking a vacation to India, because he is so upset with voters that didn't help the Democrats keep control of the House.
"I can't believe these dumb voters didn't vote for more Democrats. How stupid do you have to...

Buckingham Palace, London - (Rioters) Sources close to the HM The Queen today confirmed that Her Majesty is planning a Bonfire Night special treat for Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush, in a fitting tribute to whatever the outcome o...

David Beckham has not been selected for Fabio Capello's first match in charge of the England team, meaning he is still one cap short of the magical hundred. But it seems that David's omission is more due to Capello's limited English than...

WisCONsin - Did you enjoy that Non-Dairy creamer in your coffee today? How about that Non-Dairy milk substitute for the lactose intolerant? Ever wonder where these products and many more Non-Dairy products come from? Well where else! They come from N...

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...

Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men.
"It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...

Paris - (Adieu, Mon Brave...): Famous French anthropologist and leading jeans designer Claude Levi-Strauss has died at the age of 100.
He rose to acclaim during the War years with his original 501 drainpipes in blue 28oz denim which he wore when l...

Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history.
Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...

LONDON (Reuters) -- America is now the biggest danger to world peace according to its closest allies in an international public opinion poll published today which also found that George Bush "is pretty much the scariest monster of all now."...

Cheap and nasty airline, R++n++r, have been ordered to pay compensation to their passengers that were grounded during the Icelandic eruption of the volcano, Eyjafjallajokull, not Bjork.
Airline boss, Michael O'Leprechaun (name changed for illegal...

Washington George Bush and country music star Toby Keith met with Chief burros of the MUGO islands today to thank him for there support in the invasion and occupation of Iraq, MUGO population 400 and is on the list of the coalition of the will...

PICHER, OK (ABSNN) - Gary Linderman owns the Old Miner's Pharmacy in downtown Picher, Oklahoma. He hasn't much business lately, mostly due to the fact that the entire town of Picher has been declared "hazardous waste site," by the federal government...

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