If My Nose Was Runnin' Money, I'd Blow It All On You... (contains the line if my nose was running money - but it's (s)not) Very southern, hard for me to get the lyrics, can you help? All I found on the Internet was the video of the dude singing it, which is worth listening to as is his pre-ambling.

You say that I don't love you. You say my love is untrue. Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you. I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two. If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you.

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you. I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too. I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop. If my nose was running money but honey it's snot.

If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do. I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule. I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes. And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.

If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please. The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze. Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean. If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.

It's a booger of a problem that I got. I wish my nose was running money but it's snot I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too. If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you. If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.

I believe that Mike Snider, of Gleason, Tennessee - and star of Nashville Now, HEE HAW & The Grand Ole Opry was the first to popularize that little ditty ... Mike is an accomplished musician on the Banjo, Fiddle and Mandolin...and leader of a Great String Band...and is also a TEE-Riffic story teller....some of his other classics are listed below..

Allmusic.com says IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN' MONEY was written by Michael Carr and Michael Hammond. Aaron Wilburn recorded it on his album "Southern Culture" (2003). Wilburn is the guy in the YouTube video.

KET (Kentucky Educational Television ) names the song as IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNING MONEY, I'D BLOW IT ALL ON YOU and attributes it to Mike Carr and Mike Hammond, otherwise known as Lardo and Burley Moron, The Moron Brothers.