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the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

i have been waiting for civil war for so long that i keep forgetting it’s coming out soon. like, my default setting is waiting eternally for cap 3 and now that it’s so close i don’t know what to do with myself

CAN YOU IMAGINE A HARRY POTTER TV SERIES AND THEY’RE ALL IN 90S CLOTHES AND HAVE 90S HAIRCUTS OOOOOH MY GOD DRACO MALFOY WITH CURTAIN HAIR???? HERMIONE WEARING PLAID TO HOGSMEADE? GINNY WEARING CROP TOPS AND MUSCLE TANKS, DEAN THOMAS MAKING HER A MIXTAPE?? HARRY CATCHING UP ON BUFFY WHEN HE GOES TO THE DURSLEYS OVER SUMMER!!!!! MUGGLEBORNS ADOPTING SLANG FROM “CLUELESS”, RON WEARING RIPPED JEANS THAT BECOME FASHIONABLE, PANSY PARKINSON WEARING CHOKERS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING