Noung says The best thing about the Iraq war was the fact you could get ten C!s and a million upvotes by writing any old crap so long as it was uncompromising enough. Or if you were pro-war, 4 C!s and about 20 upvotes.

Diabolic says Oprah is eternal, and has two aspects. Oprah and Harpo, and the son, Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil will save us all.

IWhoSawTheFace says France is a level 3 country desperately hoping to climb to Level 6 so that it can get its own homenode picture. But it's not, so it's all pissy to the editors and gods.

C-Dawg says Being a smartass is so much easier than giving real answers

Demeter says My daughter is still trying to forgive me for my response to her question "What would you say if I told you I was lesbian?" which was "Great! No danger of you getting pregnant, then!"

Chihuahua Grub says You don't want me to love you. I only love my cat, and I've already arranged for his balls to be cut off.

Roninspoon says Real poetry can only be written by teenagers who just lost their only true love ever for the third time this year and whose parents won't buy them a new car since their grades slipped and they started acting "weird".