Ugh, no. It takes a LOT of effort to look like the most pretentious assholes at the Met Gala. There’s a lot of competition, after all. But here’s NPH and David, bringing their Gay Clown act to the proceedings.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka attend the 2014 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Thom Browne tuxedos.

We like Thom Browne’s stuff – and we even like the idea of these tuxes – but these are not the two A-list scene queens who should be wearing them. We don’t care how good he is in Hedwig, NPH just doesn’t have what it takes to pull this kind of look off. Granted, very few people do, which is why very few people tend to venture out looking like this. Leave the nutty proportions and crazy tuxedos to people like Alan Cumming, boys. He knows what to do with stuff like this. You two just look silly.