Google drift

To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.„I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany.”
„Oh, so you were google drifting.”

Googlesmart

Any person who gets 99.9 percent of all info from their favorite search engine to look intelligent on talk/chat forums. Most people who are googlesmart tend to post on forums to look like a highly astounding person, but may not be.Mechanic one: Man that GMracer350 sure knows his stuff about cars…
Mechanic two: Ha ha, that guy couldn’t spin a wrench if he tried, he claims to know a lot, but without his computer, he’s Googlesmart.

Google Seppuku

You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.
Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game.JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time.