We half expected Charlie Sheen to throw in the tiger blood-stained towel after the disastrous opening night he had in Detroit with his tour of "truth", but much to our surprise, he showed up in Chicago last night, unfazed and ready to wow his audience. According to reports - he wasn't half-bad.

With a revamped show and a better attitude, Charlie made it through his entire schtick without anyone booing him off stage. Reportedly, Charlie cut back on the amount of video clips he used and spent more time vamping with the audience, telling more anecdotes about his life and having a Q&A with the audience via an interviewer. At one point, Charlie asked the crowd "not to become f*cking Detroit" and thus, a chant of "Detroit sucks" broke out in the Chicago Theatre.

Classy.

Among the topics Charlie covered were smoking weed with his pal, Chris Penn, and his return to Two and a Half Men, which he admitted he was game for, but that those "blood suckers" wouldn't give him the time of day. Then, Charlie added this gem to the ever-expanding book of Sheenisms:

When asked by a fan why he felt the need to pay for sex via his goddesses, Charlie, without missing a beat mind you, replied:

“Because I had millions to blow; I ran out of things to buy.”

So that's what you get the man who has everything! Makes sense, we guess.

He's 1-1 right now. Let's see how he fares in Ohio! Next stop, Cleveland!

funny that the people in chicago are chanting detroit sucks, when in reality i'll bet half of them are from the detroit area originally.

and it was a re-vamped show, he used detroit as the "experiment" audience, so somehow .. detroit sucks? sheen's a delisuional drugged up ass who will be dead soon, and the chicagoans are even more inept that the people who paid to watch him in michigan.

ya, and don't forget that his first "weed smoking pal" chris penn died from years of drug use and was a completely narcissistic jerk that no one wanted to hire towards the end of his life.. not so funny any more is it?

for anyone who knows anything, chicago and detroit are HUGE hockey rivals. it is custom for blackhawks fans to chant "detroit sucks" at hawks vs. wings games or basically whenever detroit is mentioned.

LOL! I guess you have to be from Chicago to understand… Detroit is one of our top rivals…. Almost every event I have paid to go to everyone always breaks out in a Detroit sucks rant….! It's tradition and just in plain fun…. It's not supposed to be taken that seriously!!! Although I don't understand why anyone would pay to see Charlie Sheen…. ESPECIALLY not knowing what the hell you were paying to see!

Im from Chicago and I wanted to go see Charlie, but wasn't able to get tickets This morning our local radio station was talking about the show and they said it was kinda awkward and weird, but they didn't regret going and they had fun. Later on they held an afterparty for Charlie at this club called Enclave ( love it, great club btw ) and he only stayed for an hour, didn't really talk to anyone there or speak on the microphone. And the station played part of his song with Snoop Dogg and most of it was censored out lol. #winning

A new Bill Cosby accuser's story of how he allegedly sexually assaulted her after drugging her drink is horrifying.

According to Patricia, -- who decided to keep her last name anonymous -- Bill invited her to a dinner party in 1978 after they met at a conference... a dinner party that ended up just being the two of them: