Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Two crocodiles sat at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'On the other side of the river near the Parliament car park in Canberra.

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc.

'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're notgetting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing much left but an arsehole with a briefcase

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.She puts her foot in and pauses.She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.'She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down? The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair..Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex...' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!

Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades.Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.Please tell me what your name is.. His friend stared at him for at least three minutes -- he just stared and stared at him. Finally he said, 'How soon do you need to know?'

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Came in today to place some more funny images but got this instead:Could not upload attachment to ./files/10768_39bfd0bf2fa87abb870a1d50f4756faa.Something change recently? Issues with the site? I'll try again Tomorrow.

Meanwhile.. since I'm here already..

For many years now we have been warned about an upcoming crisis, the singularity, as a threat from advancements in "Artificial Intelligence". It's a bit Ironic then.. that with Trump in Office.. our greatest future safety concerns stem from "Natural Stupidity".

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Been exploring YouTube for classic old movies and found a wealth of oldie-but-goodies. One of my old favorites was "Men into Space". When I got to episode 11.. "First Woman in Space".. I almost fell out of my chair with laughter. Below is the whole episode.. enjoy!

Note: it reflects the Macho Male attitude of the times (1955) which seems to draw the notion that the colonization of the Moon with families can find a suitable place for Space Faring Women.. that can cook, wash and clean of course. You know.. that fine Moon-Dust gets into every little crack.. and those stains from solar flares.. is nigh impossible to get off of those spacesuits.