Gigantic Ice Cream Sundae

My fondest memory of day camp was the day we made a gigantic ice cream sundae.
We covered all the long wooden tables with garbage bags. The counselors dumped ice cream everywhere. We were instructed to use all the candy they gave us to decorate the ice cream sundaes. We dug in, hundreds of kids, of all shapes and sizes. Our bloated bellies possessing incredible feelings of liberation. If this would have happened in 2007, moms would be withdrawing their kids from camp at the rate of 1 kid per minute. Gosh, kids can’t even eat cupcakes these days.

Last night, some of my friends and I had a little get together. I figured that we could recreate this ice cream dream.
This time, I chose the biggest plate that I could find. I dumped chocolate chip ice cream, chunks of chocolate cake, gummy bears, gummy worms, chocolate syrup, chocolate chunks and Smarties.
Everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
Comments I heard: Ooh gross!
You’re kidding
Yum, gummy bears
I want some without the gummy bears (they were talking in annoying baby voices)

Do you really think that someone in the room refrained from eating this ice cream mess?
Not one gummy bear went to waste, not even one..