Eavesdropping on Toddlers

Soph told me that some of the four-year-old boys at her YMCA camp like to say, “Look at my big penis.”

Soph asked me whether she should respond, “Look at my big bootie.”

I suggested that she just avoid potty-talk outside of the bathroom. That seemed the responsible and age-appropriate thing to tell her. But I have to admit, I really like her proposed response the best.