This article is about Offspring - after the swedish hit music awards. The band gets drunk and Dexter hits a bimbo. :D YEAH!!! They all got so drunk that they got carried away from the bar! MOWAHAHAAA. Well, I think the alcohol was free for celeberties.

http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=78203

(If any of us swedish people can translate it for the onse who aren't swedish, that would be good.)

Mannen som blev en gris

02-08-2005, 10:31 AM

I don't know how this translation will turn out, but it's atleast something...
I skipped the parts not involving The Offspring.

"The Offspring vocalist Dexter Holland was drunk and appeard dangerous when he left Café Opera and met the Big Brother star Linda Rosing. His bandpartner, guittarist Noodles, was so drunk he had to be led to the waiting transport to the hotel.
The celebreties' afterparty at Café Opera after yesterdays musicaward in TV3 got out of control.

-It was (ehh...?) and fighting. They threw glasses at us and hit towards me, says Big Brother-Linda Rosing to Expressen (Swedish newspaper) tonight.
<....some shit....>
When Linda was going to interview the american punkband Offspring's singer Dexter Holand he pushed her away. Then the bodyguards went to attack against Linda.
-All the ones from USA acted like real assholes, says Team Paparazzia's Richard Nilsson.
-The bodyguard just lift me up! The guys where rude and (?), says Linda Rosing.
<...some shit about Enrique Iglesias...>
Accoarding to someone, the punkband Offspring got so drunk they where lifted out of the bar.
<...some shit saying that the police arrived...>"

i've read that like a 100 times, it's so funny because that girl, linda rosing is swedens biggest bimbo, she's was in big brother and i really hate, it's fun that the offspring do that too, i'm from sweden!

QUOTE:
"Big Brother (a swedish reality show for those who don't know)"

Big Brother is a worldwide (if lame) reality-TV phenomenon. It's not Swedish, you arsehat. :rolleyes:
I know it isn't swedish, but I wanted to explain it for those who didn't know (if anyone for some reason have missed it :p)

haven't seen that article before. I didn't know they were so immature. :eek: btw, when was that written?
It said 2003-11-10 06:09 ("06:09"? hehehe)

I think I'm gonna edit that translation....

ashtray_girl_1

07-04-2005, 04:49 AM

I think they had drugs too

hehe...sure they did! ;)

offspring kid

07-04-2005, 04:59 AM

yeah i read this article In norway also i was shocked after reading this A COOL AND FUNNY STORY ! and this girl Linda Rosing she is a Total SLUTT !

Preecey

07-04-2005, 05:07 AM

It's not that they were inmature, 'cause everyone's different when they're drunk.

Still, it's dead funny.

Aimeht

07-04-2005, 06:32 AM

This article is about Offspring - after the swedish hit music awards. The band gets drunk and Dexter hits a bimbo. :D YEAH!!! They all got so drunk that they got carried away from the bar! MOWAHAHAAA. Well, I think the alcohol was free for celeberties.

http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=78203

(If any of us swedish people can translate it for the onse who aren't swedish, that would be good.)

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahahaAHHAAHAHAh!
I think I read this right after they wrote the article. I thought it was funny.
Go Offspring! :D

China Boy

07-04-2005, 08:58 AM

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

This is Linda Rosing...

Observe the beer bottle in Dexter's hand...

RobinoZombie

07-04-2005, 09:23 AM

observe noodles drunken eyes

pyrosk8er

07-04-2005, 09:29 AM

that picture is great
hahaha

Aimeht

07-04-2005, 09:29 AM

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

This is Linda Rosing...

Observe the beer bottle in Dexter's hand...

That fucking bitch. I hate her.

China Boy

07-04-2005, 10:41 AM

That fucking bitch. I hate her.

Me too. She deserved all this.

Aimeht

07-04-2005, 11:04 AM

Me too. She deserved all this.
I hope they hit her really hard.

Dex90

07-04-2005, 11:52 AM

Personally i think its bull shit!! i seriously doubt they hit her, the max they did was insult her, i really dont think they hit her.Thats prob wat the whore said to get attention, they pob told her to get lost and she got pissed.

Mannen som blev en gris

07-04-2005, 11:54 AM

I hope they hit her really hard.
I actually think Noodles said something here about that, and that they never did it her. Don't know where he said it though.

Aimeht

07-04-2005, 12:07 PM

I actually think Noodles said something here about that, and that they never did it her. Don't know where he said it though.

That was bad. I was hoping they did.

Mannen som blev en gris

07-04-2005, 12:12 PM

That was bad. I was hoping they did.
I think he said it at least.... Not very sure though....

Amazed

07-04-2005, 12:30 PM

I know it isn't swedish, but I wanted to explain it for those who didn't know (if anyone for some reason have missed it :p)

It said 2003-11-10 06:09 ("06:09"? hehehe)

I think I'm gonna edit that translation....

oky.. orkade inte kolla ordentligt efter ett datum =P

Amazed

07-04-2005, 12:35 PM

It's not that they were inmature, 'cause everyone's different when they're drunk.

Still, it's dead funny.

I thought it was immature to get that drunk.

Aimeht

07-04-2005, 12:39 PM

I think he said it at least.... Not very sure though....
Why don't we just kill her? Come on, we can do it.

Mannen som blev en gris

07-04-2005, 12:48 PM

Why don't we just kill her? Come on, we can do it.
Do you know where she lives? But I'm not sure..... She's married to that bouncer you know... :/

Aimeht

07-04-2005, 12:49 PM

Do you know where she lives? But I'm not sure..... She's married to that bouncer you know... :/
I don't know, but that can't be to hard to find out... Yeah, lets kill him too.

Observe the beer bottle in Dexter's hand...
That's the picture! When this was posted Noodles said that thing about them not hitting her. I'm guessing it was in "Proof of Noodles' gayness" or whatever the thread was called (it was deleted, that's why I couldn't find his comment)

Venom Symbiote

07-05-2005, 06:44 PM

From what I'm guessing, the translation was just buggered up. Dexter didn't "hit" her with his fist, he probably SHOVED PAST her, just walking by. She probably got pissy and aggressive, then his bodyguard boys stood in the way or something.

That's about the be-all and end-all of it, as far as I'm concerned.

It IS still fucking funny, though. :D

Splinteryourself

07-06-2005, 04:50 AM

maybe noodles get pissed to see that whore and took out his chainsaw to finish her. whatever true or not, i want to see dexter taking out his lightsaber to sice 'n dice that whore out. asshole

neocon58

07-06-2005, 04:57 AM

When Linda was going to interview the american punkband Offspring's singer Dexter Holand he pushed her away.

I don't blame him, she's a fucking bulldog.

Aimeht

07-06-2005, 08:36 AM

I can take him. Then I´ll replace him. heehee
Are you gonna break up with wifey? :confused:

Substantial drunk
- Of course we're going to after party. But none of us drink, says Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman from Offspring to Aftonbladet after they went of the stage - and drunk a big gulp of beer.
Later he got so drunk that he got accompany out of the tavern.
- It went really good on the stage. I guess this was the world première of our single from the new record if you want to say that, says the singer Dexter Holland.

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/story/0,2789,388950,00.html

I wonder why they wrote Kevin ”Noodles” Wasserman and only Dexter Holland.

Aimeht

07-07-2005, 04:44 AM

Substantial drunk
- Of course we're going to after party. But none of us drink, says Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman from Offspring to Aftonbladet after they went of the stage - and drunk a big gulp of beer.
Later he got so drunk that he got accompany out of the tavern.

Hahahahaha! You go, Noodles!
Sounds exactly like me. "I'm not going to drink anything". And guess who's pissed a couple of hours later?

Jojan

08-10-2006, 12:09 PM

Lol. :d :d

Hypodermic_89

08-10-2006, 04:43 PM

HAha det vart fan det bästa jag läst :D

offspring fan

08-10-2006, 05:03 PM

hahahahahaha så jævlig kult!

Jojan

10-06-2006, 01:52 PM

Linda Rosing have started a political party named Unika Partiet (Unique Party). They got really few votes this year. They suck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_Party

Jizzy Jeff Punk Man

10-06-2006, 02:00 PM

Oh man, when I saw the first post I thought you meant that Dexter banged the chick! That would have been even better! No affense to Sweden or anything, but why the hell was The Offspring at the Swedish Music awards? Shouldn't they be doing the album or something? Or are they done recording already? Either way, what they did is super punk.

Amazed

10-06-2006, 02:00 PM

Linda Rosing have started a political party named Unika Partiet (Unique Party). They got really few votes this year. They suck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_Party

She's retarded and no one cares about her.

Right... I forgot about all those other retarded people who look up to her. Oh well, they don't even deserve to be called "people".

NotTheOne_NL

10-07-2006, 04:06 AM

http://wwwb.aftonbladet.se/noje/0311/10/linda-221006-388950_368.jpg

Spare me the details... lol

DexterWannabe

10-07-2006, 05:51 AM

dexter is so happy to hug her!

Peedr

10-07-2006, 06:55 AM

That newspaper article must be bullshit. They couldn't got drunk that much. Tabloid bulshit.......you know.

Amiralanal

10-07-2006, 06:59 AM

she is a fucking whore.

Emily_offspring_fan

10-07-2006, 07:09 AM

Oh man, when I saw the first post I thought you meant that Dexter banged the chick! That would have been even better! No affense to Sweden or anything, but why the hell was The Offspring at the Swedish Music awards? Shouldn't they be doing the album or something? Or are they done recording already? Either way, what they did is super punk.

This thread is from 2005. Look at the date.

Peedr

10-07-2006, 07:42 AM

Shit! I didn't mentioned!

Jizzy Jeff Punk Man

10-09-2006, 07:43 PM

This thread is from 2005. Look at the date.

Oooohhh..........that explains a lot.

Venom Symbiote

10-09-2006, 11:17 PM

Why has this been bumped?

You'd better all be Swedish. Or insane gypsies. Otherwise this is totally unacceptable and I hope all your mothers drown.

Yes indeedy.

RobinoZombie

03-13-2007, 07:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLIEkU0XHO0

there is the video of the violence linda rosing described that they had used.
but, noodles is pretty drunk right there.

cool 2 hate 681

03-13-2007, 09:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLIEkU0XHO0

there is the video of the violence linda rosing described that they had used.
but, noodles is pretty drunk right there.

interesting thanks for posting that i have never seen that video before

nightvision

03-14-2007, 12:58 AM

Yeah, thanks a lot for that one Robin.

I think that bitch Linda Rosing overreacted just a tad...
Noodles sure was wasted though.

Jojan

03-14-2007, 01:10 AM

YEAH! Drunk Noodles!

DexterWannabe

03-14-2007, 01:34 AM

YEAH! Drunk Noodles!

beer and swedish models are no good combination for noodles

edit; linda is a bitch 4 evah!

RobinoZombie

03-14-2007, 04:00 AM

i really just dont understand her.
what is it shes aiming for?

darea

03-14-2007, 05:09 AM

lol dexter really doesn't look violent at all... maybe she wanted him to be violent and was disappointed that he wasnt..... and noodles definately looks drunk

Amiralanal

03-14-2007, 05:43 AM

I dont see any violence.

DexterWannabe

03-14-2007, 05:46 AM

lol dexter really doesn't look violent at all... maybe she wanted him to be violent and was disappointed that he wasnt..... and noodles definately looks drunk

linda likes it's rough in the bed

RobinoZombie

03-14-2007, 02:48 PM

well who doesnt?

ZagmenO

03-14-2007, 07:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLIEkU0XHO0

there is the video of the violence linda rosing described that they had used.
but, noodles is pretty drunk right there.

So...what was going on in that?

Amiralanal

05-07-2008, 10:44 AM

I decided to bump this thread since we have so many new members.

Jojan

05-09-2008, 01:50 AM

I decided to bump this thread since we have so many new members.

What a good idea! :)

StayInTheHouseCarl

05-09-2008, 01:56 AM

i really just dont understand her.
what is it shes aiming for?

shove a camera in someones face, and it pisses them off.
i wouldve done the same thing if i was in their position.