The voting has officially started in the Mayoral voting, but can people start officially voting here yet? I'm not running for mayor, but I am still running for Janitor._________________Signature:error
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject:

The mods do something to people who get elected?
that sounds intimidating._________________Raptor Fun Fact #73- The raptor's natural enemy is the gas-powered internal combustion off-road vehicle, which is made of evil.

The mods do something to people who get elected?
that sounds intimidating.

Very. Only 6 other people in the galaxy know about this. I'm one of those 6. _________________Joseph (A.K.A TheCobra1)
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I have made some propagandas on MS Pain that I will post in due course._________________And I will strike thee down with great vengance
and furious anger.
And you will know that my name is the Bean, when I lay my vengance upon thee.

I'll run for janitor. I am not a big achiever or even an achiever, so mayor was out of the picture. But janitor, that's right up my alley. Sure, I am not Mr. Post-a-lot, or even Mr. Amazing-MOC-guy, but . . . I don't know where I am going with this. Anyway, I thought that I would tell a story to win your vote: the story of my life. . . *Ahem*

It all started when my parents ditched me in a dumpster outside of a gymnasium on prom night at the high school they attended. Yes, I was a prom-night-dumpster-baby. Well, I would have died right there, but someone saved me. Yes, it was the school's janitor. His name was Hank. He raised me in a supply closet. He taught me everything he knew. Then on my twelfth birthday he was murdered. Before he died, he told me to finish what he started. For four years I trained, and that brings me to today. *The contents of this story are neither accurate or close to the truth*

And that's my life. So as you can see, I was pretty much born to do this. So vote for me or I will be kinda upset with you and then forget about it later._________________

Once when I was a baby my parents accidentally dropped me in a river.
I floated until I was picked up and raised by a pack of wild mops. They trained me in the art of cleaning and dusting. I then left and found my real parents, but I couldn't speak to them because all I knew was Janitorese. Then I took Tae-kwan-mop lessons. And ever since I wanted to be a janitor. So please, make my dream come true.

If that big black box appears at the top of the sreen then please let me know, I don't know if its just my computer or if the picture mesed up._________________And I will strike thee down with great vengance
and furious anger.
And you will know that my name is the Bean, when I lay my vengance upon thee.

I have a dream... That one day, the old lurker named menono shall become the 2007 FBTB Janitor! The topics of filth will be swept by the broom of Justice! The dirty windows of posts shall be Windex'd clean by the spray of SPAM-killer! The tedious and monotonous similar threads of old can and will be blown away by the mind-numbing power of the almighty FBTB Janitor, menono! My fellow Bothans! I say, vote menono for Janitor and all your* dreams will come true! Vote menono!

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I have a dream... That one day, the old lurker named menono shall become the 2007 FBTB Janitor! The topics of filth will be swept by the broom and mud bucket of Justice! The dirty windows of posts shall be Windex'd clean by the spray of SPAM-killer! The tedious and monotonous similar threads of old can and will be blown away by the mind-numbing power of the almighty FBTB Janitor, menono! My fellow Bothans! I say, vote menono for Janitor and all your* dreams will come true! Vote menono!
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