Hide Your Radios: Star Jones Reynolds is Back

It's a good thing no one realy listens to the radio anymore - because that's where you'll soon be able to find Star Jones Reynolds again.

The useless talk show host and mind-numbing lawyer, who has been keeping a low profile since her public ousting from The View this summer, is about to get back on the air for a brief radio stint.

"I am very excited to let you know that for three days next week (Monday, Dec. 18 through Wednesday, Dec. 20), I will be hosting a three-hour radio program for the Radio One broadcasting network," Star said.

She then went on to beg for fans, similarly to how the Asian community has begged for the head of her replacement, Rosie O'Donnell.

"We've got news, information, entertainment, law special celebrity guests, etc. Now I need you to know that I cannot do this without you. I want you to join me by listening and calling in with your questions and thoughts, as well as experiences."

Here are questions for you, Star: how come ratings on The View have soared since your departure? Do you think Kelly Ripa is homophobic?

It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.