The Cinema Society Screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Crosby Street Hotel took place on a muggy, gross night. And just looking at the stars' weird fashion choices made us feel hot. Not in the sexy way.

K.Stew once again goes mini, goes newly auburn, may have had a preschooler collage her frock. Which is by no means a criticism.

If Maggie Rizer wants to wrap herself in Leger on a night when the rest of us had to run our nighties under the "cold" tap before getting into bed, well, more power to her.

Her guest wasn't ID'd, but I'm gonna guess that Susie Essman was here with her stepdaughter, making her one of the few adults whose presence is explicable.

Bryan Batt has the air of a NOLA denizen who can handle humidity, weather changes and heat, and run a cute home design store while he's at it.

Dree Hemingway, perhaps the only person not sweltering. She got it from Papa. (Handling heat, not her jersey sarong. Although, I guess, you never know.)

If I were trying to imagine the least-comfortable way to sit through a two-hour vampire film, skin-tight strapless satin would be high on that list. Nicole Miller agrees, and may have won the apparent competition attendees were involved in.