Geraldo Rivera Regrets Everything

Geraldo Rivera posted a half-naked selfie (minus the duck face, his lips have lost the elasticity necessary to do the face) to Twitter over the weekend to prove to everyone that “70 is the new 50, (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…).”

Soon enough, he deleted the tweet because, c’mon, did you see it? The general consensus from everyone on Twitter was: Just. No. Staaahhhp.

On the bright side, it wasn’t a picture of him holding his cock and tweeting, “Wanna bang?”