The Actual Ages of TV’s Most Popular Cartoon Characters

Neal Lynch

Unlike South Park celebrating Stan’s 10th birthday in the ‘Happy Birthday, Stan!‘ episode, cartoon shows rarely acknowledge their character’s age. SP’s been on since ’97 so if Stan were 8 in that year, he’d be around 24 now. The producers of the Harry Potter franchise frantically try to wrap up the series before everyone got boobs and balls. Even though cartoon characters never appear to age, let’s take a look at how old they WOULD be if they did.