No it has not! You just haven't been leaving any juicy tidbits lying around! You can't expect all the women to keep everything going!

Now, give it up Matt! Do a little dance for us and we might put some money in your g-string!

I'm not sure dancing in a g-string for cash is quite my style. However, if there is enough popular demand I could done a pair of tight white boxer-briefs and receit erotic poetry, dirty limericks and suggestive haikus in return for sexual favours.

I'm not sure dancing in a g-string for cash is quite my style. However, if there is enough popular demand I could done a pair of tight white boxer-briefs and receit erotic poetry, dirty limericks and suggestive haikus in return for sexual favours.

I might. . . .if you do some suggestive moves while you are doing your recitations. Maybe you could swing your cock around in rhythm with your poem. Or, you gyrate your pelvis to emphasis the suggestiveness of the limerick or haiku!

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

I might. . . .if you do some suggestive moves while you are doing your recitations. Maybe you could swing your cock around in rhythm with your poem. Or, you gyrate your pelvis to emphasis the suggestiveness of the limerick or haiku!

Hummm... well here is the recitation. You'll just have to picture the gyrating in your own, very powerful, imagination.

There once was a maiden called Blu
As fresh and as frisky as dew
She sat up in bed
And teasingly said
Now you, my darling, I must screw.

No! It wasn't bad at all! Maybe you should video record it while taking your clothes off! That would get EVERYONE'S attention!

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

Chuckled my way through this thread. Thanks to the players for entertaining a newb who intended to lurk.

It is pretty funny.

__________________
If it pleases Him to have me kneel before Him, i will kneel reverently.
If it pleases Him to bind me, i will gladly offer my arms to Him.
If it pleases Him to touch me, i will allow myself to be touched.
If it pleases Him to teach me, i will learn all i can.
If it pleases Him to discipline me, i will accept it with out a sound.
It it pleases Him to allow me to serve Him, i will serve Him with loyalty and devotion.

she thought herself wicked, until she became a little girl with dolls on the floor of the Devil's dark lair.

Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, is something helpless that wants our love.

Yes! You missed the parade of the cute and fuzzy bunnies hopping through, just before they turned rabid and ate the faces off of the unsuspecting public!

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

Damn, I missed that too. Perhaps it happened when I was busy rubbing oil all over myself and memorising my limerick in preperation for the strip tease.

Woo Hoo! Visualization time!

Now, if I sit in a chair, while your reciting, will you pulse your groin in front of my face?

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

Probably not, but I might slowly stroke my cock as I roll the letter r in my mouth as I say 'screw....'

Hmmmm, that might be worth a buck or two!

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

__________________I am no one to you, someone to others, but always me for myself

There is beauty everywhere, you just have to look to find it, and you have to WANT to see it, when you have found it!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but for you, it's all about quality and not quantity.
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off.
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave.
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.