I met him in a crowded roomWhere people go to drink away their gloomHe sat me down and so beganThe story of a charmless manEducated the expensive wayHe knows his claret from his beaujolaisI think he`d like to have been Ronnie KrayBut then nature didn´t make him that wayHe went...

Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)He thinks he´s educated airsThose family sharesWill protect himThat we´ll respect himHe moves in circles of friendsWho just pretendThat they like himHe does the same to themAnd when you put it all togetherThere`s the model of a charmless man

Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)

He knows the swingers and their cavalrySays he can get in anywhere for freeI began to go a little cross-eyedAnd from this charmless man I just had to hide

Na na na na na na na na naaa (2x)He talks at speedHe gets nose bleedsHe doesn´t seeHis days are tumblingDown upon himAnd yet he tries so hard to pleaseHe´s just so keenFor you to listenBut no-one´s listeningAnd when you put it all togetherThere´s the model of a charmless man

(Do anything you do if you can)

He thinks he`s educated airsThose family sharesWill protect himThat you`ll respect himAnd yet he tries so hard to pleaseHe`s just so keenFor you to listenBut no-one`s listenigAnd when you put it all togetherThere`s the model of a charmless man