Saturday, February 14, 2015

Drunken Ginsburg - Suffers, but Survives Obama's SOTU

Our
most senior/citizen, who refuses to retire, Supreme Court Justice has
to drink herself stupid and pass out, in order to endure President
Obama's annual State of The Union, (SOTU) and because of me,
everything is getting better bullshit ramblings.

The
picture captured, doesn't tell the whole story, but having to sit
through President Obama's superbly crafted by professional speech
writing bullshit artists was bad enough, having to sit amongst so
many closeted gays, was the final straw that sent her straight for
the bottle!

When
called out on her lapse of professional etiquette, she simply says...

"The
audience - for the most part - is awake because they're bobbing up
and down all the time and we sit there stone-faced, sober judges,"
- "At least I wasn't 100% sober because before we went to the
State of the Union we had dinner."

These
remarks are her way of being politically correct.

Justice Scalia jokingly tells
Ginsburg "Well, that's the first intelligent thing you've done."
without realizing this isn't the first time she's been sauced up.Apparently it's her only way to
deal with the state of all things today. With that in mind, we won't
ride her too much.