Jessica

Another day, another (yawn) scandal. Conveniently timed just after Paris Hilton
s HackGate, some fool has taken it upon himself to "leak" a sex tape starring the one person you
d never want to see in a sex tape, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. The blogosphere is labeling this as fallout from the massive T-Mobile hack, but we
re not quite sure if this is the sort of moment that can be captured on a Sidekick.

That being said, our inner porn critic would have to say that this video is completely and utterly disheartening — watching over two minutes of Fred Durst
s unimpressive penis does little for our already fragile psyches. If you
re feeling masochistic, hate life, and have given up on God, you
re welcome to watch for yourself.