Tuesday, January 06, 2015

The Sports Guy is reporting that Marquis Jets founder and
NBA theme-song-writing mogul Jesse Jaymes is a strong candidate to be the next
owner of the Atlanta Hawks. His wife started Spanx. They aren't slackers.

While I'm excited at the prospect of a "Spanx
give-away" night at a Hawks game next season (that should help improve
attendance at Phillips Arena, right?)...I'm a little worried about the safety
of our beloved "You the Man" theme song.

Half of the Gheorghies are lawyers, right? One of you needs
to look into the copyright status of the Bullets theme song.

when ya think you're finished with your urinal stop, after a few taps, you return your manhood prematurely only to discover you were in fact not finished, not even close, and you're pants are not dark enough in color or sheen enough in fabric to disguise the mishap, and you have to walk back into your office with two office mates whose spaces are situated so that when that door opens, they are looking right atchya....that happened to a friend of mine once. what a plonker.

It's a little too close to Jean Claude Van Damme's nickname in Kickboxer.

Danimal - in the situation you describe, your friend should splash additional water on his pants when washing his hands. The appearance of a faulty faucet is better than the alternative. It worked for one of my friends once.

Maybe 10% of people can do that, Shlara. Far too many fall victim to burying the lead. You have to put the conclusion/recommendation at the beginning and then reverse engineer, assuming most of your audience will only read the first paragraph anyway.