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19 Times Your Weed Dealer Predicted The Future And The 20 Obscure Conspiracy Theories That Have Come To Light As a Result And The Proof The Government Doesn't Want You To See! Watch Til The End For A Chance To Win Some Tangible Control of Your Existence, 2017

Like, Yes, I Get It, And I'm Not Sympathizing With Him, But How Does He Deserve To Have The Entire Contents of His 20,000 Square Foot Key Chain Hand Sanitizer Museum Repossessed, Dumped Alongside The Freeway, And Potentially Crushed Under The Weight of 100 Buffalo Stampeding Towards The Last Remaining Chick-Fil-A? Just Seems Unfair, Like Where's The Line? , 2018

BREAKING: Pasadena Man's Brave Response To Waitress' Facebook Post Proves He Is 1000% Not Complicit In Rape Culture! And, 30 Photos of Real Avocado Toast You Will Never Not Believe Haven't Been Photoshopped (Must Be 21+ To View), 2018

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