Jennifer Lawrence has given a series of interviews while promoting The Hunger Games: Catching Fire which we’ve covered exactly one of and almost entirely focused on her side boob and butt. But I did write about the poop one! Let the record show I wrote about the poop one. Anyway, here’s Jennifer Lawrence doing her final promotional stop on The Daily Show last night where she was just simply delightful. I understand what you see in her now, Internet, but I don’t think cat photos are going to be the way to this one’s heart. I see you have a lot of them there, bashfully hidden behind your back, but it’s not going to happen. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you. And, no, porn won’t work either, but good hustle, good hustle.

Beauty if subjective, of course, but note this: Anyone who says, “Duurrr, she’s not hot anymore now that she cut her hair!” really means, “My penis and/or vagina no longer works properly.” SCIENCE FACT!

its not that i dont get the fascination, its just that i don’t get why minka kelly and other girls with the same level of beauty get called butter face in the comments on this site but Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t.