The host of the Carl Blemming Channel finally comes clean and admits to his role in causing Global Warming / Climate Change by moving the planet Earth to a slightly wider orbit around the Sun in February of 1989. This scientific experiment (which is documented here) involved using a rocket engine to increase the rate of snowfall in the Northeast United States. The Carl Blemming Channel apologizes to the residents of planet Earth for this inconvenience, and announces the Certificate of Carbon Offsets we obtained from this website in their name.

To download the certificate, right click on the thumbnail picture. (Mac users can use Control-Click) This will open a contextual menu. The menu will have an option that says “Save Target As…” or “Download Linked File As…” or “Save Link As…” When you select this menu option, a window will open asking where you want to save the file to on your computer. Select desktop or another folder you can easily find. Hit save. Once you have downloaded the file, go to the place you saved it to and double click the file to open it.

This is a very low-key prank that you can pull on your friends. Mail some vacation postcards to people who live near you. They will get your card saying “wish you were here” and get confused because they just saw you the other day! It will be hilarious.