Thursday, January 10, 2019

Over One Trillion Six Hundred Ninety Billion in Shares Sold

Giddiness in compliance--that's how you know you've got the right Code.

In a clarifying moment of nostalgia, Relto doubled his holdings of New Order stock with a purchase of 1,000 additional shares. This took us past the 1,675 billion isk mark and earned Relto a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. No doubt it was just as sweet as the one he got five years ago this month.

A new shareholder enters the ring: Turd Ferg'Son. Turd bet big on the Code with a purchase of 15,000 shares. This took us past the 1,676, 1,677, 1,678, 1,679, 1,680, 1,681, 1,682, 1,683, 1,684, 1,685, 1,686, 1,687, 1,688, 1,689, and 1,690 billion isk marks. Turd's bet paid off. Of course it did--always bet on the Code! Turd earned a Quindecuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

We're now very close to the 1.7 trillion mark, by the way.

More from Turd:

An interesting fact about MinerBumping is that the more you investigate its claims, the more truthful you discover them to be.

Let's have a look at some of these bot-aspirants whose ships inspired Turd's big purchase. First, though, something to note:

Each bot-aspirant was bested by Turd's trusty Ishkur. The carebears chose to do battle with Turd. Let's see what they were made of. Hopefully other highsec residents will learn from their mistakes.

I suspect I've received money from more people who left EVE than any other player in the game. When good, decent people choose to quit EVE, they leave their isk to the New Order. Why? Because they care about those who still play. And because they know that when they use their isk to purchase shares in the New Order, a little piece of themselves will live on in EVE, doing good.

The self sacrifice shown by each and every CODE pilot that quits EVE and donates his money is remarkable. We can all hope that all CODE members follow this heroic act and quit ,donating their money to James. Only in this way can we all accomplish in obtaining the true singularity and be one with James. Always!

Those were some terrible fits. True, the pilots were only willing to pick a fight against a smaller opponent, but at least they were playing EVE. They're a darn sight better than miners who go AFK to watch various sporting events. Now they have some real PvP experience under their belts.

I'm sitting at my keyboard while mining AND watching sporting events, playing EO the way I want to play it. It's called the wonder of triple computer monitors. You should try it sometimes. But I understand that most CHODE. slaves are luddites, Jamey wants them that way.

wow just wow. antiganking is failing so hard right now. maybe if Thomas wasn't stealing all the donations he was receiving they would have isk but no unfortunately he just steals it all while claiming to fight against gankers (and failing hard)

Imagine a match of CS:GO - you get a weapon and shoot the guys on the other team. If you get shot, do you cry griefing, or exploits, or complain to the developers about mean players shooting you without warning? No. CounterStrike is an FPS shooter with team based combat at its centre.

Yet you pick up EVE Online, get shot down and complain here. You know what EVE Online is? It is a game built around SPACESHIP COMBAT. The whole idea behind the game is that there are NO RULES TO SPACESHIP COMBAT. Everything is allowed as long as it makes SPACESHIPS EXPLODE. The number one rule of EVE is to NOT UNDOCK what you are not willing to lose, because YOU WILL GET EXPLODED. That's the whole thing that sets EVE Online apart from other MMOs.

Complaining about thieves, gankers, awoxers, wardeccers, mercenaries and pirates in EVE is akin to complaining about being shot at in CS:GO. Pick up another game if you do not want to accept its rules.