Americans love to feel guilty about something: drinking, gambling, sexing, watching TV, sucking on hard candy, calling someone a cad, the list goes on. We feel guilty because we don't believe that perfection is possible and we must find something to blame for our failure. Track the number of times you feel guilty each day on the "Schmuck" meter. Fortunately, it is our guilt that pushes us to be innovators and constantly seek improvement. We still rule and you can keep track of your good deeds on the You Done Good? zeaLOG.