Rude Family Questions: Holiday Tees and Sweatshirts

on November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

Introducing Rude Family Questions!

Do your family members ever intrude on your privacy by asking you awkward questions about your life choices? Yeah, most people can relate! Especially ones that don’t fit the mold. But you know what? You’re fine. Most of us don’t fit into any mold!

Did you have a conversation like this with your nosy family on Thanksgiving?
“No Auntie, I’m not dating anyone, I’m single now… no it’s not my fault… he ghosted me and is dating someone else… no she’s a potato…it’s not like I wanted to be single… okay but…. really….yeah yeah okay auntie…”
You might as well wear a t-shirt that spells it out for them before they even ask when you see them next month!

Always with the weight comments! You’re too fat! You’re too skinny! If you were at their ideal weight, they’ll find something else to criticize. Honestly, if you turned that question around on them, I assuming it wouldn’t go well.
Well, you can wear this “Ask Me” sticker Sweatshirt to deflect any blows and make ‘em laugh!

Remember folks, “Did you lose weight?” is not a greeting. And yes, your adult children are allowed to eat, or stop eating when they’re full and have a healthy relationship with food.

This design only comes on a sweatshirt, but all you need to do is ask, and I can have them placed on t-shirts!

Do your parents ever guilt trip you because you chose a different university than their own alma matter? What about your choice to become an artist or a musician? Whatever it is, you need to understand that they are living your life and you need to make the choices they want cause they’re totally inside your body living— OH WAIT NO, that’s you.

Wow… did your great aunt just yell, demanding to know if you are engaged yet? He is standing right here. He can hear her. You didn’t want to put any pressure on him, but there you are standing there like, “Wuuuttt?” Why, Auntie, why? You are not helping.

I made the text small as if you were keeping your voice low saying this through your teeth… as if your boyfriend couldn’t read it!

*Downs a bottle of wine*
”So how come you don’t have a baby?”
“Honestly, who can say why?”
*Downs vodka*

The scenarios are completely made up! But I hope it gave you a laugh! These are meant to be humorous! I did not experience any of that on Thanksgiving (It was only 2 of us). My mother passed away and she never gave me crap about my life choices or my relationships. She always understood who I was and respected that. My dad never pressures me either. But this isn’t about me! It’s about all of you, who needs an understanding friend. Here I am to comfort you…. with shirts.