"Yeah, the call me Zeke. Give me a two-rut road - winding across wide open fields with Meryl Haggard singing, "She's got those pretty hurtin' eyes," from my beat up ole radio, while there's Red Man tobacco juice running down my door and my old dog runnin' up ahead and I just had an oil changed and they added a half pint of Marvel Mystery Oil and I'm hittin' on all eight and I just scratched off my lottery ticket to see I've just won 5 free gallons of premium. That's why I'm a happy country boy."