God, the Willamette Week fucking sucks. Not particularly a comment on this specific article, I'm just reminded every time I read something they put out that there is not a single good writer on their staff. Perfectly fine journalists, but perfectly shitty writters.

Sidenote, I live 2 or 3 blocks from the husband's trailer park. Weird knowing all these street names, I don't think I've ever had that experience before.