tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post3135507394754554914..comments2015-07-16T15:05:38.565-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #65 CheatingNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-59532872270187342752011-01-13T19:29:03.935-05:002011-01-13T19:29:03.935-05:00me and 4 bros decided to pull an all nighter and b...me and 4 bros decided to pull an all nighter and binge straight through. me and my one bro made a gametime decision at 7:30 (AM) to go to class at 8... we were still drinking at that point. as neither of us had been to the past 2 classes, we were both caught by suprise when the entire class was reading their notes... seeing my look of confusion and smelling the 100 proof awesomeness on my breath, slam piece next to me called me out, handed me her notes and said &quot;this is what we have to know for the essay question, the rest is multiple choice, just write down the question u need on the corner of ur paper and i&#39;ll put the answer at the top corner of mine.&quot;<br />fucking. bra. queen. not only did i pass, i got a B. had a pregame that friday and slammed her before heading out to her sorority kegger, then brought her sister home at the end of the night. needless to say she never let me cheat off her againAli G as BROrat... Sexytimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-43190812215470916042010-12-01T21:48:25.872-05:002010-12-01T21:48:25.872-05:00Bros everywhere give me mad bro cred whenever i r...Bros everywhere give me mad bro cred whenever i recount this awesome cheating story...<br /><br />Intrapersonal Communications class (aka FUCKING joke class) test, and i was too hungover to comprehend shit like a test. anyways, i steal a copy of the answer key and tape that shit to the professor&#39;s back with the classic &quot;sneeze-and-tape&quot; trick. since the professor was a bro-hater, he walked up and down the aisles to make sure his students would do exactly the thing i was succeeding at doing---fucking cheating my ass off. so everytime he walks up my aisle i score five answers. LONG LIVE BROSBrogi Bearnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41289047241390090702010-10-13T18:46:39.070-04:002010-10-13T18:46:39.070-04:00Honestly, whats even more bro than cheating is bei...Honestly, whats even more bro than cheating is being smart as fuck. Nothing is more pro than being in class and some pseudo-intellectual fag says some uppity shit, and you take his ass down rhetorically and humiliate them like bitches. Everyone knows the type. The other benefit of being smart is that you don&#39;t have to study for shit, and you get hella good grades. This leaves time for more important things, like getting fucked up or chillin with some buddies. Damn it feels good to be a bro.Bro von Broensteinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-74447983338498097122010-09-21T04:33:53.778-04:002010-09-21T04:33:53.778-04:00Are you serious? Cheating is dope, but real Bros ...Are you serious? Cheating is dope, but real Bros don&#39;t even need to do that. We are smart as shit. Once I wrote an essay after getting blackout with the boys and turned it in. I didn&#39;t even remember writing it, but the professor thought it was so good he submitted it to some faggy ass contest and it got published. The point is, bros know how to dominate everything: bitches, sports, grades. Why the fuck would I degrade myself enough to talk to a GDI, even if it was to cheat off him?Frat Hardernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-36294265709558804132010-09-03T06:24:45.044-04:002010-09-03T06:24:45.044-04:00Cheat sheets? Going to class on test days? Are you...Cheat sheets? Going to class on test days? Are you fucking serious? That shit is too much work. With everything computerized now utilize the talents of the computer loving bro. You know the one who jerks it to his trillion gigabyte hard drive. Get him to hack the professor&#39;s account and just change your grade. Simple as that. This works especially well in classes where there&#39;s 100 people in a class where the professor doesn&#39;t even know you exist.Brony Montananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-23606885967611005232010-08-24T19:36:37.935-04:002010-08-24T19:36:37.935-04:00The best cheating weapon is an iphone. I would tak...The best cheating weapon is an iphone. I would take a pic of the notes and cheat sheet, act like i was listenin to music, and look at that shit. Then pass that shit around after i cheated the fuck out of my test to all my remaining bros. then we would celebrate by gettin slammed. bros stick together.paul_to_the_wallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03209271739751386438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80644565625935065342010-05-15T00:24:10.838-04:002010-05-15T00:24:10.838-04:00hahahahaha this shit reminds me of when my next do...hahahahaha this shit reminds me of when my next door neighbors threw a kegger for their daughter&#39;s graduation. thing is, the neighbors were blind. next morning as they&#39;re sitting on their porch i am carrying about 10 cases of sam adams into my Jeep while they&#39;re about 15 feet in front of me asking eachother if they &quot;hear something walking around their front yard.&quot;<br /><br />not exactly academic cheating but probably even more fucking rewarding.mug tiBROnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-10438567868448208102010-04-24T11:38:57.645-04:002010-04-24T11:38:57.645-04:00Next year im gonna be goin to high school, and thi...Next year im gonna be goin to high school, and this year decides which classes im gonna be in so ive gotta do good. i decided id try NOT cheating for once and try doin all my work and see where that gets me. lemme tell ya, doin things by yourself fuckin sucks. i flunked every fuckin class 1st markin period. so then i decided id better go back to what im good at. since ive starting cheating and taking advantage of the fags in my class that actually know shit ive gotten onto honor roll and will probably be placed in good classes in high school. BRO-LIFEBrosciahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08549151893114645390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2065680640289405902010-03-07T15:19:34.358-05:002010-03-07T15:19:34.358-05:00I am the best cheater ever and a badass bro. stud...I am the best cheater ever and a badass bro. studying is for asians that are wasting their time trying to find the square root of infinity or some bullshit. not bros.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-59035735531591037442010-01-25T00:20:19.207-05:002010-01-25T00:20:19.207-05:00i got this deal goin down tmw. copped the straight...i got this deal goin down tmw. copped the straight midterm exam and it be sittin in all of our calcs. id like to call myself that innovative bro with a lil mix of that token black bro - tryna spread the love - brooklyn style<br /><br />got me porn passwords<br />got me test answers<br />got me strip dancers<br /><br />what else a bro need cept the weed?allen bryantnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-22875646425428595972009-12-21T21:16:57.062-05:002009-12-21T21:16:57.062-05:00One time i had a vocab test in english. i typed up...One time i had a vocab test in english. i typed up a cheat sheet in size 5 font and put it under the label of my water bottle. Everytime i needed an answer, i took a swig of my water and looked through the bottle. I&#39;ll just say my professor thought i was the most hydrated kid in the class that day and didn&#39;t have a damn clue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-41247170721337400032009-10-13T22:08:14.488-04:002009-10-13T22:08:14.488-04:00i disagree, bros can be smart. smart as fuck and s...i disagree, bros can be smart. smart as fuck and slam pieces and drink booze....ultimate brochievementAravindhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11206071796437347756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-86453806413850082442009-10-05T02:31:23.107-04:002009-10-05T02:31:23.107-04:00I was once forced into taking a spanish class, whi...I was once forced into taking a spanish class, which i will not even begin to comment on because if your a bro you know where im going with that.. I missed the class on test day because i was out getting fucked up the previoius night, I was able to take the test in the teachers office, I not only brought in the classic cheat sheet, i used my ninja-like bro stealthness and used the cheat sheet sitting 3 feet from the professor.. dumb bitch...Bron Jeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06026552358079451923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46548904750468478862009-09-22T22:35:24.201-04:002009-09-22T22:35:24.201-04:00Cheating is an art. Bros dont study the classwork,...Cheating is an art. Bros dont study the classwork, they study and have mastered the art of cheating. Bro-haters dont realize how much skill it takes for bros to pull off our average tests grades. We are able to get our fucked up on all day and night and still graduate. Why? Because cheating is fucking awesome. <br /><br />Bros Get It.BroSoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06186402004249265511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5507056057742976232009-09-17T18:45:19.964-04:002009-09-17T18:45:19.964-04:00Long live the bros, this site is fucking great.
T...Long live the bros, this site is fucking great.<br /><br />Throughout my four years of college i&#39;ve probably cheated in some way on tests over half the time. You have to be slick, sly, notice trends with professors, outsmart them when they give you different tests, basically be intelligent of your surroundings. Whether I know my shit or not I wouldn&#39;t mind what a couple of my neighbors think of the answer, its a harmless fucking glance. Bros always wear hats to tests and to those bro haters professors who tell us to take them off, heres a big fuck you for being bro douchers.<br /><br />Frat.<br /><br />Good sororistutes deepthroat.<br /><br />One night stands are the way to go. RUBBERS.<br /><br />Haze balls.<br /><br />Drink and smoke your ass off. Bros dont get old.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-3836402664983075682009-08-29T11:06:15.271-04:002009-08-29T11:06:15.271-04:00I always live by the quote &quot;if you&#39;re not...I always live by the quote &quot;if you&#39;re not cheating, you&#39;re not trying&quot;... And that was not just for school. I was a bro hater once and had a girlfriend and still lived by the quote. Nothings better then cheating on your girlfriend.<br /><br />IHJudge Bro Brownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-64131426702660228262009-08-26T16:20:17.129-04:002009-08-26T16:20:17.129-04:00Im gonna link ur blog to my blog.
I like ur style....Im gonna link ur blog to my blog.<br />I like ur style.<br /><br />wwww.2beersgreek.wordpress.comcknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-22195599177297125072009-08-26T13:04:51.713-04:002009-08-26T13:04:51.713-04:00As far as cheating goes, I think at least 30 or so...As far as cheating goes, I think at least 30 or so of my frat bro&#39;s have used the same essay for different classes for the past 3 years. We have a computer database with old tests and answers from every subject and a file cabinet with assignments, essays, anything you can think of to boot. You know they fucking recycle that shit. Fucking motherload of cheating. Got cheating down to a science; list&#39;s of dumbest teachers and ta&#39;s. we also got a few prof&#39;s under our belt which is the shit. All you bro&#39;s out there should think about this if you are really serious about cheating. As far as bitches go... fuck em all... literally.Broskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05968523280764540233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-945972425886058302009-08-26T12:01:43.330-04:002009-08-26T12:01:43.330-04:00cheating is the shit. studying is for bro haters a...cheating is the shit. studying is for bro haters and slam pieces. back in the collegiate days, for some classes, I used to load the answers to the test onto my blackberry. bros are the shitBrobie Tricenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-90218242133862285262009-08-26T09:42:09.309-04:002009-08-26T09:42:09.309-04:00Freshly Made Broagie is full of shit.....baked a f...Freshly Made Broagie is full of shit.....baked a fuckin shit-cake? yeah right you fucking loser, get off this site.broaidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52024141791703934142009-08-25T23:33:29.623-04:002009-08-25T23:33:29.623-04:00As obviously satirical as freshly made broagies co...As obviously satirical as freshly made broagies comments are (and lacking in funny), this quote is absolute gold:<br /><br />&quot;Good things bro-ness doesn&#39;t show up in drug tests... or I would be in trouble!&quot;Rocky BalBROanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-55694960001071171482009-08-25T19:59:26.261-04:002009-08-25T19:59:26.261-04:00Damn 170 pounds? You must be feeding her a few too...Damn 170 pounds? You must be feeding her a few too many hoagies...<br /><br />As for broke back montana, this fool is a serious bra. All you do is read other bros comments and you just hate. stop being such a fucking bromo and write ur own comment instead of hatin on others you (). this site is for bros, not bras so you are the one who should be bannedRick BROtinonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-19113756426377039522009-08-25T19:42:07.329-04:002009-08-25T19:42:07.329-04:00Freshly Made Broagie just highlighted the gameplan...Freshly Made Broagie just highlighted the gameplan I draw out in my head every morning I awake.<br /><br />EXCEPT 170 is not acceptable for a Bro King, I was thinking 110, and the reason we didnt meet for dinner is because she &quot;looks like she has been putting on weight.&quot; I then smash, peace out, and do 4:20 beer bongs on Alpha Drive.Bro-bo Copnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-48288496190272139652009-08-25T17:12:25.059-04:002009-08-25T17:12:25.059-04:00I am serious, Shaquille Bro&#39;Neal. This bro do...I am serious, Shaquille Bro&#39;Neal. This bro doesn&#39;t lie!<br /><br />I would cheat on any slam piece in the universe! Lucky for me, they will still want me anyways.<br /><br />Tonight I promised a slam piece I&#39;d meet her for dinner. What am I doing? Going to the bar with my bros instead. When I&#39;m hammered, I&#39;ll go to her place, because by then she will see I stood her up and will go home. Then I&#39;ll bang her. Can&#39;t wait. Amazing body... she&#39;s like 5&#39;9, 170, 38b cup, landing strip... all perfect.<br /><br />Good things bro-ness doesn&#39;t show up in drug tests... or I would be in trouble!Freshly Made Broagienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61306528846315753752009-08-25T15:25:19.603-04:002009-08-25T15:25:19.603-04:00I Agree with Shaquille, any bro that spends his en...I Agree with Shaquille, any bro that spends his entire day hating on someone who likes to play craps in vegas and fuck slam peices, isn&#39;t much of a Bro at all.<br /><br />The only person Brony Montana cheated on was his World of Warcraft In-Game Girlfriend. Dude isn&#39;t a bro, he probably rushed TKE and got balled.Bro-Bo Copnoreply@blogger.com