P.C. Anders

Publisher info

Author of a wide variety of books, P.C. (Peter) Anders is also an aficionado of massage, and has experienced massage in 20 countries around the globe. Influenced by authors such as Henry Miller, Vladimir Nabokov, Charles Bukowski, Michel Houellebecq, and Philip Roth, his books tend to be uninhibited, lighthearted, honest, human, affectionate, sexy, and funny, often playing with words, language, ideas, and with the rules laid down by the language police and the p.c. police. He agrees with Mark Twain, who wrote: "Nature knows no indecencies. Man invents them." He believes that massage is a humanizing force, a force for peace, and that "the simple desire to reach out and touch someone" (Houellebecq) and to be touched is a deeply human instinct that will, in addition, make us a more peaceful planet.

Smashwords Interview

Why do you write?

To share my sense of joy, wonder, and laughter. To play with words. And because love and passion have played such an important part in my life.

When did you first start writing?

I was writing as a child of 9 and 10--as soon as someone gave me a proper pen, and I could find some paper-- making up a fantasy world to overcome the sadness of my childhood.

Sometimes, they want it, and you don’t. Sometimes, you want it, but they don’t. But if either of you tries to engage in the world's oldest game--seduction--sometimes, you do get what you need. In this sexy book of massage experiences, set mainly in Indonesia and briefly in the UK, the author describes how massage can lead to consensual, joyous sex. Humorous, realistic erotic short stories.

From a Sandwich Massage in Thailand to the no-pants massages of Vietnam and Thailand and the Russian Tantric and Nude Finnish massages in New York City, this sizzling massage travelogue will give you hours of reading pleasure and information. With a single Western massage often costing $70 or more, this book is a bargain combining humor with experience and insight. Non-pc, total honesty.

Again and again, in these erotic massage adventures in Cambodia and the Czech Republic, a traveler searching for a "real" massage succumbs to erotic heaven, sometimes offered, sometimes provoked--and is grateful for the oldest pleasure in the world. Grateful, too, for blind masseuses with whom he makes secret connections, grateful for the pain that connects him with a glorious kisser.

The sexual revolution has invaded the American massage industry, which was once so straitlaced, puritanical, and clinical--but is now more sensual & diverse thanks to Koreans, Russians, Chinese, Latin American & East European immigrants. This one-of-a-kind book records a personal journey from innocent to tantric and erotic massages in New York and elsewhere. Funny, honest, thought-provoking.

Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems, they are mainly to blame for wars, unsafe sex, and global warming.
So argues this short book exploring the explosive Rise of lingam massage and its promise for world peace and economic prosperity. This yoni-friendly book also demands equal Justice For All Yonis (i.e. Vaginas ).

The wild massage scene in Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China, is often a front, the author realizes, in this hilarious voyage of discovery that begins with a Sandwich Massage in Thailand and proceeds to massages with sexually ravenous Indonesian women and extreme sexual provocation in Vietnam and China. There are also some scenes set in Cambodia and India. Non-pc, R-rated sexual content.