Funny Quotations from Four Weddings and a Funeral

Four Weddings and a Funeral is a romance-comedy drama about a man who attends what the title says, four weddings and a funeral. During the course of those five events, he discovers his love. The story follows the life of a British man and his friends. Directed by Mike Newell. Starring Hugh Grant, Andie MacDowell, and James Fleet.

Read through some humorous quotes from the film Four Weddings and a Funeral. This movie was nominated for two Oscar awards, including Best Picture.

Carrie: First of all, l'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from the States. I'm really touched. As for the rest of you, l'd have thought that lots of frightful Americans flying in was an excuse for staying away, so I thank you, too.
Charles: Yes, it's odd, isn't it? All these years we've been single and proud of it and never noticed that two of us were, in effect, married all this time.
Tom: Traitors in our midst.
Tom: Splendid, I thought. What did you think?
Bernard: I, thought, splendid! What did you think?
Tom: Splendid, I thought.
Fiona: How's Duckface?
Charles: Good form actually, not too mad.
Charles: How do you do, my name is Charles.
Old man: Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago!
Charles: Must be a different Charles, I think.
Old man: Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!
Charles: No, no.
Charles: Excuse me. I think I had better be where other people are not.
Charles: Do you think there really are people who can just go up and say, "Hi, babe. Name's Charles. This is your lucky night"?
Matthew: Well, if there are, they're not English.
Charles: Disastrous haircut.
Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?
Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.
Carrie: Having a good night?
Charles: Yes. It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.
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