Move over ‘beef-cake’ cuz here come the
ladies! Oh no, all the male super-action heroes have disappeared from the SKAGG
CITY COMIC CON. Now it’s up to W.E.I.R.D. SPECIAL AGENT LARA LARDMAN to save
the day. After chauvinistic acting mayor JEFF WELLS dismisses Lardman, the
young agent forms a small team of super heroines to figure out the problem. This
powerhouse group consists of sorceress supreme ALACASSANDRA ZACETTI, fire
starter MISSY MCREEDY, her ice-wielding sister SISSY MCREEDY and new botany
professor slash foliage manipulator GRANOLA BIRKINSTOCK. Also joining this
motley crew is speedster SWIFT-ETTE WINDTHROP who has recently had a spell
induced gender transformation. Throw in billionaire RONALD GRUMP and his
“state-of –the-art” titanium armored warrior, THE MEXI-CANT and a visit by drug
cartel lord EL ZAPATO and you have one heavily ‘GIRL POWERED’ spectacular. Get
your COMIC CON PASS READY!

THE VOLUME ONE FINALE IS FINALLY HERE!!! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT is
back to his miserable cranky self! THE TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N’
SHIT has been transformed into a gigantic TRANSFORMA-TORTURE BOT heading to
destroy SKAGG CITY! EUGENE CYMBORGAWITZ has gone machine bonkers! SPECIAL AGENT
LARDMAN has a big secret! Can the Captain rally his teenage super gang into the
“ALL NEW Z-MORTALS”? You bet he can! A season’s worth of whacky shenanigans explode
in the final part of our first VOLUME. Don’t miss a moment!

NO MORE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT? THE CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS has
erased the Captain's origin turning him into a pathetic shell of the man he
once was. With no knowledge of his past adventures, Francis the "Meter
Maid" has grown accustomed to his depressing life. Enter RICK FEROCIOUS,
Earth Five's answer to MICK FIERCE! Can this "SUPER-SPY" from another
universe help the Captain become a super-action hero again? Or will his interference
only make things worse? You don't want to miss the
exciting penultimate chapter of the VOLUME ONE finale.

Finally the long awaited ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT as told
by the infamous GIGGLER. How did Sergeant Francis Townhouse of the SKAGG CITY
POLICE DEPARTMENT become the hero we know and love? What happened to his
beloved wife SUZIE TOWNHOUSE and their ‘anomaly’ son BASTY? Who are VINNY 'THE
GREASE' BARBARINO and DARTBOARD and how do they fit in? What does BIG BUDDHA DADDY’S
ALL MALE STRIP CLUB have to do with anything? Get caught up in a multiple
universe of scenarios with the fourth installment of our VOLUME ONE finale.

THE GIGGLER has gone to great
lengths to bring CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT back into the limelight. But now that his
goal has been accomplished what's next? Still held captive by his nemesis The
Captain is forced to watch the clown prince of pervert's all-out assault on his
school. With
SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN overwhelmed, the madman's plot grows to include several
of the Captain’s favorite students. LICKETY-SPLIT, COMBUSTIBLE, EUGENE
CYBORGAWITZ and the MC'CREEDY SISTERS are about to learn a horrifying lesson
from the TRANSFORM-A-TORTURE-BOT. Get your free ticket to the ‘summer block-bustin’
third installment of the VOLUME ONE finale.

OH NO! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT has been kidnapped by his old arch-nemesis,
THE GIGGLER! Forced to participate in the “Clown Prince of Pervert's” twisted
version of the 'Tunnel of Love', Punishment finally learns the villain's
sinister plans. Also, what connection does this madman have to our hero's
recent troubles? Meanwhile, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN tries to reign in the chaos
at the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N' SHIT. If obnoxious foreign
dignitaries and radiation leaks weren't enough, enter the new hippy Botany
teacher GRANOLA BIRKENSTOCK and her obsession with all things organic. You
don’t want to miss this "eco-friendly" second part to the VOLUME ONE
finale.

The final six parts of VOLUME ONE begin with
the return of the Captain’s horrific archenemy THE GIGGLER! In a tale set in
the past, the CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS once again brings chaos to SKAGG CITY.
Can the Captain stop the fiend before more people fall victim to his mad capped
antics? Also learn the events that made our hero exile himself to
the loathsome BUNGHOLE DISTRICT! Strap yourselves in for a finale to end all
finales.

Story Arch 5 comes into its thrilling conclusion as our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT and speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP are forced into a death-match on the secret island of ATLANTEA. Can their friends, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ, stop this madness thrown upon them by the master of water and king of the ATLANTEANS, ARTHUR TYNIDUS? Or will the king himself fall victim to a wicked plan by his evil, promiscuous wife SLUT-TAYA and their rotten offspring JOFFREY. And where is her brother, the QUEEN LAYER? It all comes to a head in this jizz-tastic issue finishing this LICKETY-SPLIT saga!

His momma named him SWFIT WINDTHROP but the ladies call him LICKETY-SPLIT, and he is about to die. His best chance for survival, THE ATLANTEAN HUN JOBE MATING RITUAL, a vicious battle to the death on a secret island in the past. With few options left, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, and super genius EUGE CYBORGAWITZ race to find a way to save their trusted ally. However, KING TYNIDUS' evil wife, SLUT-TAYA may prove to be too much of a sultry distraction for our captain! Sit back, relax and let loose your inner COCK-A-TOO!!!

After escaping from a tear in the dimensional fabric, CAPTAIN
PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, and super genius
EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ continue on their mission to save young Swift’s life. After
many failed attempts the boys travel to the secret island of ATLANTEA ending up
in the middle of a gladiator arena. And if that wasn’t bad enough they have
also angered PRINCE JOFFREY TYNIDUS, son of KING ARTHUR TYNIDUS. Things get
really nasty for our heroes when the SEAGANTUAN gets involved! It’s like tongue
kissing a rattler!