Nun Tells Catholic High School Students That Masturbating Makes You Gay

Sorry, fellas: Looks like we’re all gay – unless you’ve a man who has never masturbated. If you’re a gay man and you masturbate, I think that makes you Super Gay. It might that might be like when Mario gets a Power Up mushroom in Super Mario Bros., but you’d have to ask the nun who shared this theory with a bunch of teenagers at a North Carolina high school. Who better to provide an educated opinion on matters of sexuality than a nun?

A Catholic nun has caused a firestorm after she allegedly told teens at Charlotte Catholic High School in North Carolina last month that masturbation can turn boys gay, and gay men have up to 1,000 sexual partners. Sister Jane Dominic Laurel, an assistant professor of theology at Aquinas College in Nashville, Tennessee, reportedly has a history of anti-gay rhetoric. In one of her online lectures, she called oral sex an abnormal act that’s “imported from the homosexual culture,” according to the Charlotte-based LGBT publication, QNotes. A Charlotte Catholic student described the lecture to the news outlet:

Jerking off doesn’t make you gay, everyone knows that. However, I’m blind as a fucking bat, and the palm of my right hand has more hair in it than I have on my head. Go figure…

Dmonix

Incredible!

“Nun Tells Catholic High School Students That Masturbating Makes You Gay”

a933548

I don’t masturbate. I’m the straightest person on this planet. FeelsGoodMan.

a933548

Also I am disgusted by oral sex and indeed any other kind of non-reproductive sex, am an ascetic, and believe that we should aspire to transcend all vices of the flesh even eating and breathing and drinking. Also drugs are not good.
>inb4 y’all mad as fuck at me

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¿ÿ don’t think ur doing it right wrong‽

a933548

I see you also are of the randomly generated name master race. Around here free speech is not allowed so such things are necessary.
>inb4 something bad happens to me for merely questioning the authorities here and getting them suspicious

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¡¡¡we shall not be pure until we are free of teh alphabetz!!!

Hoarfraust

“she called oral sex an abnormal act that’s “imported from the homosexual culture,””. I would like to take a moment to thank homosexual culture from the bottom of my heart. THANK YOU!! =D

donl

Christ they still have nuns?…back when I was a kid at one of the very few catlick schools I attended the priest used to tell us that masturbating grows hair on your palms!/…hmmm guess they wanted to do you themselves!! yay for Atheism!!