: My Dearest Miss Diana:: Your absence these past days has further : strengthened my resolve to dedicate my every : breathing moment on this earth to you and your : happiness. Marry me, Miss Diana, and allow me to : make you a complete woman! Groveling Before You, : I Remain...: Yours,

: Chancaca!

I'd think Shirley Manson would be more along your line of wife-material, Chancaca.