This page has been archived.​You have chosen the Capitalist Pig route. There is only one way to earn points – that is to buy them. As a true capitalist, all you should care about is making money, and the best way to show off how much you have made is by purchasing something that has little to no practical value – like the next level of the Capitalist Pig.

If you are ready to start your journey to becoming the greatest of all Capitalist Pigs, start purchasing your points. Remember, all purchases are final. There are no refunds, and as soon as you attain the next level, you will receive an electronic certificate celebrating your capitalist achievement. Points are not transferable. See the small print.