The suicide hotline says "tell them I'm not here" when you call. When you went to Mexico, people loved you so much, they couldn't help but to offer you a big glass of water. If your favorite color were a person, even it would think you were boring.

2 points for graphic, tasteless imagery... -2 points because tit-wrench has borderline personality disorder and will probably have a hard time dealing with criticism. 5 points for jerking off onto a Ronald Reagan bobblehead.

Titt-Wrangler said:

very good sockmunkey. do you plan to do that before or after you catch me with my fist up your sisters ass while i knock one out over your mums face while she is sucking my nutts as your dad dies by hanging himself while tugging off to a picture of you?