A 15-year-old high school Italian kid who refers to Doom 3's console as a "Cheat Menu". He enjoys spouting out random and sometimes backwards words from his meaningless scumbucket of a mouth. He's worthless. He'll never amount to anything. His opinion doesn't matter. No one likes him. He has no friends. He'll join ROTC.

Hey everyone! Let's all point and laugh at Joshua Savarese's cokebottle glasses!