Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun
anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that
stupid flower show!"
You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of
the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge
commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady
burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.