«I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy» - Tom Waits

«Fuck Christmas!It's a waste of fucking timeFuck SantaHe's just out to get your dime,Fuck Holly and Fuck IvyAnd fuck all that mistletoeWhite-bearded big fat bastardsRinging bells where e'er you goAnd bloated men in shopping mallsAll going Ho-Ho-Ho!It's fucking Christmas time again!