I bet they'd give a ---- if you asked to see their CO... one of those a holes tried pulling something on the flight line while I was on the clock, tried to tell me that because he was some sort of bullsh!t, he could be with us on the C17, he was armed somehow and wanted to take his own version of a tour on the aircraft... our SF took his *** away and later that day at the defac he was carring two ammo cans full of sand, full gear pack, and a heavy, bright *** blue furnitured M249 trainer as punishment.

I bet they'd give a ---- if you asked to see their CO... one of those a holes tried pulling something on the flight line while I was on the clock, tried to tell me that because he was some sort of bullsh!t, he could be with us on the C17, he was armed somehow and wanted to take his own version of a tour on the aircraft... our SF took his *** away and later that day at the defac he was carring two ammo cans full of sand, full gear pack, and a heavy, bright *** blue furnitured M249 trainer as punishment.

Why won't you let us send you funny stuff? The DI's will act as if they hate you, but they'll secretly love you for being the guy that breaks the monotony of their jobs. They've got to see your ugly faces from 5am to 10pm every single day for 2 1/2 months - they don't get much family/wife time. If you entertain them - and you aren't a stuck up cokcsucker - they'll reward you in little ways.

Why won't you let us send you funny stuff? The DI's will act as if they hate you, but they'll secretly love you for being the guy that breaks the monotony of their jobs. They've got to see your ugly faces from 5am to 10pm every single day for 2 1/2 months - they don't get much family/wife time. If you entertain them - and you aren't a stuck up cokcsucker - they'll reward you in little ways.

B: Every Marine I know personally, both enlisted and officers, has a sense of humor.

C: I'm pretty sure the MPs would laugh their asses off after you explained what the coconuts were for. Remember, we don't need to get to you, we just need to visit your DI.

B: True, most Marines seem to have a pretty good sense of humor.

C: DIs are not to show their sense of humor in a traditional way. If somebody makes a DI laugh, they stifle the laughter until they get to the DI hut (DIs room in the barracks), and then punish the recruit(s) for making him laugh.

Does marine boot came have amnesty day at the end? AF does about an hour at the end after graduation before you leave for tech school. You basically getting tell the TIŽa all the crazy crap you got away with or ways you may have cheated. Some of the funny ones are ones they'll talk about from other teams. We got almost every honors award and apparently were one of the crazier ones.