->''Well, me, it's nice talking to myself\\A credit to dementia\\Someday you too will know my pain\\And smile its black-toothed grin\\If the war inside my head\\Won't take a day off I'll be dead\\My icy fingers claw your back\\Here I go again!''-->-- '''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "Sweating Bullets"

->'''Romana:''' Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, Doctor.\\'''Fourth Doctor:''' Insanity? Me? That's ridiculous! I'm a stabilizing force of the universe!\\'''Seventh Doctor:''' I just think one of us could do a better job alone. "[[ActorAllusion Too many bakers]] spoils the crust."\\'''Sixth Doctor:''' And what is ''that'' supposed to mean?-->-- ''Webcomic/The10Doctors''

->''"Barry, is that how you get ants? Yes it is, Other Barry, yes it is."''-->-- '''Barry Dylan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Asuka''': Are you happy now?\\'''Asuka''': Eh? Exactly what do I have to be happy about?\\'''Asuka''': You made the decision, right? [[BelligerentSexualTension To make peace with]] [[TheHero Shinji]]...\\'''Asuka''': [[{{Tsundere}} What gave you that idea? The sofa WAS uncomfortable!]]\\'''Asuka''': That may work on him, but not me... I'm you, remember? There's nothing you can hide from me...\\'''Asuka''': ... You're no smarter than him...\\'''Asuka''': [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/960234/002/ I'm just as smart as you. And just so stupid...]]-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''chapter 4''

->"I'm not really here" she said quickly with a slight smile as the observation passed through his mind. "And no, you are not loosing your grip on reality" she assured him.\\"After everything that's happened, I am not so sure" he replied somewhat sarcastically.\\"Understandable" she nodded. "If it helps, think of me… as an echo of the events, a shadow without form, nothing more then a memory in your mind".\\"Well uh… you're a rather… talkative memory" he replied, then stopped. Oh God, am I talking to myself now he asked in despair…-->-- ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->'''Ghost Jean:''' And I don't understand why you're wearing headphones right now.[...]\\'''Teen Jean:''' Because it makes it seem... like I'm not a crazy person. Talking to herself.[...]\\'''Ghost Jean:''' Heh. There's the irony, right? You '''are''' talking to yourself.-->--''ComicBook/JeanGrey'' #7

->'''Kermit:''' I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features.->'''Kermit:''' So why did you leave the swamp in the first place?->'''Kermit:''' 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. Hmph, he probably says that to everybody.->'''Kermit:''' On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.->'''Kermit:''' Yeah, but then it would just be ''me'' feeling miserable. Now, I got a lady pig, I got a bear, and a chicken, a dog, and a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey.->'''Kermit:''' Hmm, yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much.->'''Kermit:''' No, I guess not. Anyhow, I brought 'em out here into the middle of nowhere. It's all my fault.->'''Kermit:''' Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember... they ''wanted'' to come.->'''Kermit:''' But that's because they believed in me.->'''Kermit:''' No, they believed in the dream.->'''Kermit:''' Well, so do I, but...->'''Kermit:''' You do?->'''Kermit:''' Yeah, of course I do.->'''Kermit:''' Well, then...?->'''Kermit:''' Well, then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised ''me''.-->--''Film/TheMuppetMovie''