Lily Lies Her Way Into Boys’ Beds

Granted, it hasn’t been an easy year for Lily Allen, but we wonder if she isn’t doing herself any favors with her approach to the art of seduction. When it comes to boys, Lily seems to think the only way she can get them is to lie, hop into their beds naked and pretend to be asleep. The British cutie, who’s got an album coming out shortly, told Nylon magazine the way she’s snared her last two boyfriends (music executive Seb Chew and Chemical Brothers‘ Ed Simon).

“I got really drunk and lied to [Chew]. I said, ‘I’ve lost my keys and I can’t wake my mom up, can I stay on your sofa?’ and he was like, ‘Yeah, OK.’ He went to go and brush his teeth, and I literally just took all my clothes off and jumped in his bed and pretended to be asleep…That’s also how I got together with Ed. That’s the only way I can ever get together with people!” the singer added. We find that a bit hard to believe, but we think the single Lily should attempt a different approach.