My Life in 81 Words

Notice something?I am violating most of the Rules of Punctuation here.Hope you like it.

A stash of strangled “I wills” “I wishes” “I could haves” and “sorrys” all the punctuations in the right places exclamation, exclamation exclamation! sweet, maddening regrets

never take commas for granted – they will ruin you pause you break you interrupt you make “ ” in the air to show *you* didn't say anything stupid missed out the apostrophe; don't anticipate – nothing more to come, but nothing short of a grammatical catastrophe, capital letters only for proper nouns and god,