Dirty Tackle

Guy dressed as a cow scores first goal at LiveStrong Sporting Park

Lance Armstrong and former Sporting KC trialist Chad Ochocinco were among the more than sold-out crowd of 19,925 at LiveStrong Sporting Park's grand opening on Thursday night. One of the 19,925 people not only came dressed as a cow (and it wasn't Ochocinco!), but did what neither Sporting KC nor the Chicago Fire could do during the match: Score a goal.

Even with Sporting KC goalkeeper Jimmy Neilsen getting sent off in the 67th minute and nine minutes(!) of injury time, the match still ended in a scoreless draw. And though we normally condemn pitch invaders around here, cow man deserves our praise for doing all he could to make the first match in this $200 million stadium memorable. But all he got was arrested.