Bouffant Wind Scale

Meteorological scales like Beaufort are an essential part of tasks such as building, shipping or rigging work where real people regularly face conditions which truly threaten life, but there’s a class of First World Problems that could benefit from a more refined scale to which everyday people can relate, and which answers essential questions, such as:

When cycling to work on a windy day, how presentable will your hair be immediately upon arrival at the office ?