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It is wild to think that Square Enix have been making Final Fantasy games for a whopping thirty-two years. The franchise that popularized so many of the JRPG’s tropes has undergone numerous evolutions since the NES days, introducing mechanical innovations like Active Time Battle and dazzling fans with the latest hardware. Needless to say, any media franchise that big has to have spin-off merchandise, and numerous companies including Square Enix themselves make Final Fantasy toys. Save up some gil and spend it on our favorites.

Play Arts Kai Dragoon Figure

The second game in the series is one of the hardest to get into, but it did introduce a character class that we’d see in tons of future titles: the mighty dragoon, an armored knight toting a massive spear who strikes from the sky by leaping atop his foes. The Play Arts Kai series of figures are slickly designed and beautifully painted, with lots of articulation so you can pose them in battle. The purple metallic luster of the armor on this baby hearkens back to the NES palette with a modern twist, and although it’s a bit pricey the quality is well worth it.

Moogle Plush

First seen in Final Fantasy III, the furry, winged Moogles have become one of the series’ two monster mascots, showing up in a variety of roles from shopkeeper to party member. The ball of fur on the head antenna connects them to Mognet, a psychic Wi-Fi that allows the Moogles to communicate over extreme distances. If you’ve always wanted a pet moogle yourself, this cuddly plush stands nearly a foot tall and will fit in great in your stuffed animal collection.

Cloud Strife Figure With Fenrir

Nobody has fond memories of the motorcycle racing minigame in Final Fantasy VII, but it’s undeniable that the bad-ass chopper Fenrir is a big part of Cloud Strife’s appeal. This insanely cool set couples a very poseable Play Arts figure of the spiky-haired mercenary with a replica of his bike that he can ride. This is the version seen in the Advent Children movie, which means that it also comes with the Fusion Sword that can be assembled from six other blades and stored in the cycle’s body.

Cactuar Plush

First appearing in Final Fantasy VI in the World of Ruin, the Cactuar (known in Japan as “Sabotender”) has become one of the series’ most iconic enemies. The oddball vegetables with the deadly spines are capable of busting out the 1000 Needles attack, which causes a thousand HP of damage no matter what your defense. If you’ve got a soft spot for the little desert dwellers, pick up this plush version which stands about a foot tall and thankfully lacks any offensive abilities.

Noctis Action Figure

One of the best things about the Final Fantasy series in this man’s opinion is how it’s happy to mess with tradition in different ways each installment. The fifteenth game pushed things in a gleefully weird direction, transforming the adventuring party into a quartet of friends driving around in a cool car. Protagonist Noctis is a different lead than the series has seen before, dropping the JRPG mopeyness in favor of a reserved exterior that only his close friends can penetrate. This cool figure has the stylish prince sculpted with tons of articulation, weapons, replacement hands and a base.

Chocobo Statuette

Generations of gamers have galloped across fantastic landscapes on the backs of chocobos, the ostrich-like birds that have showed up in Final Fantasy titles since 1988. The creatures have shifted in appearance from game to game, with their heads getting bigger when they anchor their own adventures and smaller in the more realistic games. We dig the slick, streamlined sculpt of this sculptural version, which stands about five inches tall.

Malboro Plush

One of the longest-running foes in the Final Fantasy franchise, the vile poison-spewing Malboro (known in some versions as “Oscar”) has appeared in literally dozens of the games in various sizes and shapes. Boasting the signature “Bad Breath” attack, they love to lay on the status ailments as you battle them. Thankfully, this cute and cuddly stuffed version doesn’t smell swampy like the real thing, so you won’t need to order air freshener at the same time.

Sephiroth Action Figure

Final Fantasy VII helped sell the PlayStation with its epic TV commercials and modern reimagining of the JRPG formula. It didn’t hurt that the game had one of the most memorable villains of the entire series — the white-haired human-alien hybrid Sephiroth. The brutal swordsman brings us to one of the most emotionally potent moments in the series when he stabs Aerith in the back and kills her, and his visual design still looks cool two decades later. This slick figure comes with a detachable wing and a katana that he can use to murder any party members he damn well pleases.

Seifer’s Gunblade Replica

The Final Fantasy games have a reputation for increasingly absurd weaponry, and one of the goofiest but coolest is the gunblade wielded by Seifer Almasy in the eighth game. The short-tempered former classmate totes around a massive sword with a pistol grip that can be used to pump bullets into the party in between brutal sword strikes. You’re not going to be able to use this die-cast metal replica to deliver beatdowns to your enemies, as it’s just ten inches long, but it’s a very cool conversation piece and you can even cock the hammer on the pistol.

Vivi Action Figure

When Final Fantasy IX came out, the last of the series on the original PlayStation, audiences didn’t really know what to make of it. Squaresoft pulled back from the slick, more adult look of the last two games in favor of something more traditionally cartoony, and paid tribute to past titles by locking characters into pre-set roles. It was generally successful, but not something they’ve tried since. One of the game’s cutest characters was the black mage Vivi Ornitier, replicated here in a detailed and poseable figure.

Cloud Strife Plush

The Buster Sword-toting protagonist of the seventh Final Fantasy game isn’t one we’d typically describe as “cute” (the sequence when he dresses in drag to infiltrate Don Corneo’s pleasure palace notwithstanding), but this plush rendition of Cloud Strife is a very fun one. Look at those big blue eyes and those glowing pink cheeks! He looks so healthy and happy. Snuggle up to this eight inch tall stuffed hero and sleep like a baby.