The Daily Grind
Breakfast is designed, boxed, and served.

Throw back the covers, stretch, and greet the new day. Oh, today will be a good day. I can feel it. Can’t you? Hurry, hurry! Brush your teeth and put on your clothes as quickly as you can. We’ll fall behind schedule if we do not make haste. Today’s going to come at you so quickly it will be tomorrow before you know it.

Dressed already? Good. Come down for breakfast. The bowls are on the top shelf–wait, you know your way around the kitchen now. Yeah, fix yourself something to eat. Just don’t eat the corn flakes. That shit won’t get you through what we’re about to do.

Here, have some of this instead.

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