Sunday, 25 March 2012

Funny,Funny,Har,Har

Dynamite................

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

2 comments:

ROTFLMFAO! You guys crack me up, that joke was freaking hilarious. I'd run to especially if the package wasnt all up to what its was suppose to be - LOL I'd be like and you think your gonna please me with that fuse, honey it will take more than your bicepts and your legs - LMAO!

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