Margaret Rudin has now managed to get the lawyers from OJ's dreamteam to
join her defense...Pro Bono!

Top 10 Tip-Offs she's
a Black Widow10.
Over the last few years, seems to have picked
up some extra legs.9.
Latest book? "Cooking with Arsenic."8. Becomes increasingly
obsessed with her "hourglass" figure.7. Was extremely anxious
to get to the "'til death do you part" part of the wedding
ceremony.
6. Your life is insured for $5,000,000 -- and
you're a fry cook.
5. After birth, quickly decides to eat
children.4. Last husband's skin
on a wire hanger in the closet.3. During sex she asks
if you'd like to try something a "little different"; begins stabbing you
in the chest with an ice pick.2. Keeps making jokes
as to "how cool it would be" if you were dead.1. Is a regular on
America's Most Wanted.

SIDE BAR

Judge Joe confiscates Michael Amadore's GAMEBOY -- grumbling, "You
can have it back at the end of the day."