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I first came across Cracked when in a moment of idle, random abstraction I typed

"ducks fucked while you wait"into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. (Make of that what you will; I'd rather not think too deeply about it.) The rankings have shifted a little since then, but at that time it led to this page.

Sorry about the multiple posting. I wonder if I've discovered a bug (or feature as we software developer types like to call them). The two line breaks following the query (ducks...), intended to set it apart in its own paragraph, got eaten on posting.

It's all a plot, I tell you. It's those one-eyed politicians you know. Griffin, Brown, they're all in league. They're all out to get me. Ha! Now where's my reinforced tinfoil-lined browser got to?