On this occasion, it's things like putting up a curtain-rail and curtains in the spare room, and making sure that the door to the spare room has a handle on each side, and that they actually work to open the door.

I had to explain to an older colleague today what I found funny about the company name "BJ Services"... She'd already referred to a number of other possibly rude company names on our customer list. She asked me about 5 times what was funny about the name...