WARNING: The following episode of Dead Space 2: Break-Fast
is slightly more immature than usual and contains some mild
kinda-sexual content - again, even more so than usual. It's not too
bad, but it's raunchier than "Chapter Four: It Gets Raunchy". Read
at your own risk.

Chapter Five: Isaac Gets a Boner

Written By AFriendlyNecromorph

Future Isaac: "Hey there, Smexy!"

Isaac: "JEEZUS CHRIST!"

Future Isaac: "Hey Ellie! Come on out and say "hi" to my
friends!"

Just as Future Isaac calls Ellie, the driver's door of the
vehicle opens up and out steps a woman with long, high-heeled pink
boots; outfitted with a shiny, brand-new, futuristic magenta
RIG.

*"Hello there, my loyal two
or three readers! You know who you are! I apologize for my
unexpectedly extended absence from the DS Wiki, but
AFN is back with an all new episode of DS2:BF, baby!
Will this be the end of our heroes' wacky adventures, or the
beginning of an even more slightly-hysterically disjointed,
albeitconvolutedly
immature/immaturely convoluted, almost nonsensical story arc? Hell,
I'm not even sure exactly what will happen next. I guess you'll
just have to ask them instead of me." - AFN

Dead Space 2: Break-Fast

Chapter Three: It Gets Raunchy

Written by AFriendlyNecromorph

Ellie: "Isaac, do you think we'll ever see them
again?"

Isaac: "I kinda hope we don't. At least not until we
aren't in a life or death situation."

Something is not right in the Dead Space universe.
Nothing makes sense, and our heroes must fight through nonsense,
outside references, innuendos, randomness, excessiveness, and
stupidity. The humanity... Who will survive the Outbreak-fast?

Bad Guy:
"I'm...dying...must...find...something...sugary...to...eat. Wait.
Can it be? (Slowly and dramatically crawls closer). Yes it is! A
chocolate pudding cup! All I need is a bowl of Frosted Flakes and a
glass of orange juice, and I'll have a well-balanced and
unstoppably evil breakfast! Muhahaahaha! Ahahahaahha!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!"