#JebstersFollies Not to forget Terri Schiavo on life support, as well as less well-known, and also unsuccessful, efforts to appoint a guardian for the fetus of a developmentally disabled rape victim and to prevent a 13-year-old girl from having an abortion

#Wondrin’WhereMightThisLead: Kansas bill would criminalize teachers for providing certain material to students

#CactileCult: University of Arizona Investigates Allegations That a Campus Church Group Is an ‘Insidious’ Cult: Faith Christian Church has been accused by ex-members of public shaming and financial coercion.

Sibling Upchuckery: Dear Arkansas Governor, Please Veto My Brother’s Anti-LGBT Bill. My brother has a vote, but I have a voice,’ Donald Collins wrote of his brother, Rep. Charlie Collins, in an open letter.

Turd Talk: Arkansas End Times-guided Senator pushing for the U.S. to nuke ISIS. No, really

Electioneering Spit-Up In effort to prop up support for Likud, Israel announces new settler homes. Also electricity to be cut to the West Bank

The Joke’s On Jew, Chuck: Many Jews, relieved to have the steadfast support of the bloc that calls itself ‘Christian Zionists’ are making a Faustian bargain. While these so-called Zionists’ public face is one of love for Israel, “on religious television, in books, and at religious conferences, this love is unabashedly presented as biblical prophecy come to life, culminating in the return of Christ and the conversion or elimination of Jews.”

Emesis Rising: News only if you haven’t been listening: Millions of Evangelical Christians Want to Start World War III … to Speed Up the Second Coming

In GW, God So Hated The World: There is no “doubt now that President Bush’s reason for launching the war in Iraq was, for him, fundamentally religious. He was driven by his belief that the attack on Saddam’s Iraq was the fulfillment of a Biblical prophesy in which he had been chosen to serve as the instrument of the Lord.”

In Deep Doo-Doo: 36 percent of all Americans believe that the Bible is God’s Word and should be taken literally, 59 percent say they believe that events predicted in the Book of Revelation will come to pass.

Politics Nation

Grand Old Pukers: The GOP “can’t quit their fealty to the religious right”

Primping, Preening, Spewing: Walker will come out in full-throated support of creationism because that is what his base wants to hear.

Works Every Time Chuck: Netanyahu campaign ad feeds upon fear and Islamaphobia.

Let The Christian Olympics Hurl: 2016: The year of the Baptist minister: “Every one of the Baptist GOP candidates for president is bad news for a compassionate, peaceloving, environment friendly society. And people thought the fundamentalist/dominionist takeover of the Southern Baptist Convention was just an isolated preacher fight.”

Rich, Rich Spew: Some 60 members of the Republican National Committee, including its chairman, are heading to Israel at the end of the month on a trip fully paid for by an organization described as a “hate group” by the Southern Poverty Law Center

Upchucking Bry-Bry: WILL GETTING RID OF BRYAN FISCHER GET RID OF THE AFA’S PROBLEM?

Lane’s Highway Of Hurl: David Lane, the man behind Rick Perry’s and Bobby Jindal’s ‘Response’ prayer rally and the man whose goal is mobilizing pastors and pews to restore America to her Judeo-Christian heritage, is now leading AFA’s all-expenses paid GOP trip to Israel.

Highway Hurl II: This is the guy now leading the RNC trip to Israel: David Lane Predicts Car Bombings in LA, DC and Des Moines over Gay Inauguration Prayers

Frothy Sputum: “I don’t believe life begins at conception,” Santorum told a crowd during an address at the fourth annual Siouxland Rally For Life. “I know life begins at conception.” Meanwhile, Santorum 2.0 plans to push Republicans to unify as “the party of the worker.”

Radical Regurge: The RNC’s trip’s chief organizer, David Lane of the American Renewal Project, which has close ties to the AFA, is no less radical than but his extreme views haven’t stopped Republicans from embracing him.

Cruz-ing While Hurling: Ted Cruz, on-record for denying climate change as well as having regularly pushed for govt cutbacks, appointed to oversee NASA in Congress

Tangled Up In Vomit: Gov. Bobby Jindal Says “We have tried everything and now it is time to turn back to God.”

The Lunatics In Charge Of The Asylum. Praise Be Upchuck: “The last 15 yrs, there has been no recorded warming” Ted Cruz, the newly appointed head of the Space, Science and Competitiveness Committee. You know, the one that funds NASA. The same NASA he vowed to defund.

“[The use of the term ‘religious liberty’] is new, and it’s an inversion of the concept of religious liberty. Religious liberty should mean you don’t interfere with my right to worship as I see fit. It has never been held to mean that I impose my views on you.” Jerry Nadler

Huck Gets Visual: “Bend Over and Take it Like a Prisoner!” is the title of the 10th chapter of Huckabee’s 12th book, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy – which, as a whole, is an achievement in the genre of poorly written pandering.”

Boom. Dublin priest receives standing ovation after saying he is gay during Mass

Mario Cuomo: ““The American people need no course in philosophy or political science or church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman. To most of us, the manipulative invoking of religion to advance a politician or a party is frightening and divisive

The World According To Ham-Chuck:Christians are persecuted because the state of KY won’t back their Ark Amusement Park

In The Belly Of Sodom: Ken Ham has put up a video billboard in Times Square, addressed to America’s ‘Intolerant Liberals’ near the famous dropping ball, so that millions who tune in to watch it fall will also catch a glimpse of their billboard’s video cross.

Pope To HamChuck: Pope Francis says he would baptise aliens: ‘Who are we to close doors?’

Ham-Chuck To Pope: Creationist Ken Ham Says Aliens Will Go To Hell So Let’s Stop Looking For Them

Selective Slurp: Speaking of only Middle Eastern Christians and not Palestinians, Israel’s President Reuven Rivlin: “It is genocide when you take over an area and strip people of their homes [and] their lives, and send them to an ambiguous future.”