The secret thoughts of Our Beloved Chief Minister

When Joceline Tan once wrote in passing that Buletin Mutiara, the Penang government publication which is distributed to the entire state is filled with photographs of Kim Guan Eng “grinning broadly, attending dinners, inspecting project sites and carrying babies”, not many of us quite realised the great extent of truth in her description.

Glancing at the latest issue of Buletin Mutiara online however, I found that almost every page of the magazine from cover to back is indeed plastered with photos of the chief minister.

Nonetheless, I felt that the editor-in-chief, i.e. Yap Yee Ling – director of the state government Communication Department who apologized for the derogatory “Melayu celup kopi” label slapped on mamaks by Buletin Mutiara in its Tinta Pengarang not too long ago – had failed to satisfactorily caption the pictures such that they explained what was really happening at the VIP events.

Thus I’ve volunteered here my editorial expertise free of charge in preparing more appropriate speech bubbles, as below. All photos are taken from the May issue of Buletin Mutiara.

You may remember Special Officer Chan Lilian. She’s the Buletin Mutiara assistant editor who uploads their stuff, including to Facebook. So now you know who’s responsible for all the gushing over Our Beloved Chief Minister.

Yes, some should start something like this site which I sometimes surf when I am bored. http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com/
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very funny Helen…thanks for enlightening us, all this while KIM-Guan Eng has been portrayed as sacred perfect man by his followers…you should make a contest, so we readers can fill in the blank dialogue box…the winner can get special prizes, maybe we can get sponsorship from DAP??? I request same segment for Hannah *LOL*
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You put Najib’s face on 100 Plus you also dare not comment. The sellers of 100 Plus now are looking at a 30 pct downturn in sales due to Najib’s face. What say you ? Can the UMNO goons reverse the slide in sales to prove the rakyat wrong ?

you mca or whatever bitch dont speak for penang. carry on for your political masters but deep down ask your own conscience if you have one. i pity you and your parents to have this piece of shit born and to walk on this planet. kau keturunan han kah? like the running dogs for the japs hahaha!

…let them be…for they are but the lap-dogs of their Dear Leader,,,,typical roadside thugs with pea brains and so very low mentality…their words and actions only reflect their poor, or rather, lack of proper upbringing…the phrase used “i pity you and your parents to have this piece of shit born” aptly refers to this particular “running dog”…!! hehehe.