Normally, my sense of humor is pretty dry. I'll try to jazz it up in the future so I don't puzzle you.

But since it seems you are under the impression that I buy Hovind's blather, please note the barnyard animal sounds scattered throughout my flimsy satire. Also, please redirect your attention to the first sentence in my post, paying special attention to the "deck of cards" references.

For the record, I resounding reject "creation science" and its bastard progeny, ID.