(n) the surprise act of placing hot feces in or on a lover's eyes so that they rise up quickly and stagger blindly throughout the room with arms outstretched, like some kind of agitated zombie. This "game" was played frequently among some of the royal families of Europe throughout the 17th and 18th century.

"The chess match would have to wait. Donnell squatted over Belinda in an attempt to summon the Gorgon" or "Nigel saw her outstretched on the tanning bed...he scurried over and shat on her eyes, thus releasing the Gorgon".