Freestyle raps that keep accidentally revealing how gay I am.
Looking a little like two dogs in a trenchcoat but not enough that
people ask. Overanswering OKcupid profile questions because it's
Sunday and I am avoiding work. Walking. Thinking of something
clever 2 years after I should’ve said it. Pretending to be more
pop-culturally well-versed than I actually am. I’ve been told I’m a
good listener/confidant. Hiding my neuroses for about a year and
then having them slowly trickle out while I internally stress over
whether or not I'm being annoying.

My actual appreciation/consumption of a lot of culture is still
more amateurish than I’d like it to be, but I chip away at it. All
of these examples notwithstanding, I’m interested in trying
everything.

Whatever, here’s some shit:

BOOKS: I read a lot of guides and manuals but also comics,
especially for writing and occasionally psychology or self-help.
Ulysses, Chew, Man’s Search for Meaning, it’s an odd mix that
probably makes me look like a total jackass.

1. Access to the internet.
2. Some means of writing.
3. Some weird area I could pace/walk around.
4. Tasks I should be doing or not doing so I can not do and do
them, respectively.
5. A thing I can pretend I’m not going to and then end up at.
6. Snausages. I flip SHIT for snausages.

Big questions I’m probably not smart enough to make any meaningful
headway on answering, trying to understand the weird decisions I or
other people have made. How to improve on an idea for a joke or a
story. Mailmen. Where my tail went if I had one, hypothetically.