We regret to inform you that this laptop is not a cheeseburger. But you could use this laptop's touch screen and internet capabilities to order yourself a cheeseburger. Then you could use it to check your bank account to make sure you can pay for that cheeseburger you ordered. And while we're on the subject of how rich-in-cheeseburgers you're about to be, would you mind sending one our way? We're kinda hungry over here.

Back in stock! eBay with Lenovo has the Lenovo IdeaPad 320 AMD FX Full HD 12GB 15.6" Laptop (80XS0095US) for $450?with free shipping. Note: the item description/specs lists this as having 12GB of memory vs the 8GB listed in the title.