This Card Is Whack: Mission Briefing. Boy, I did not want to do this. A big part of me thought this was better than Snap Caster when it first came out, and I believed that for a very long time, but as it turns out it’s not. (Time for the back pedaling) OKAY, I love that they printed this, it’s an awesome card, but you can’t tell me there is more value in this than snappy. “But hey what about surveil 2?! It plays in perfectly into the theme!” Sure it does, but it’s kind of minor in the grand scheme of things, it’s like yeah, my spongebob popsicle has gum balls in it, but I’m not all that crazy that you decided to put that there, and for that reason....this card is whack. #magicthegathering#wizardsofthecoast#whack#magic#tcg#mtg#card#standard#guildsofravnica#guilds

What a fab day of Magic. The new Guild Kits are loads of fun (although Dimir needs a tweak) - can't believe i won with Boros.
Then some Conspiracy draft, and I cracked out the very silly token topper whatsimajigs, which was a bit much for Dr. Hoyle, who lost his mind.
There may have been booze involved.
#mtg#guildsofravnica#ultrapro#shenanigans

My first FNM in forever. Forced Santa Cruz's favorite archetype: 15 land Convoke. (If I had it my way, it'd have been 14 Land convoke with a couple more 1 drops and centaurs.)
Went 3-0 of course, this archetype is busted as hell.
The great irony was AFTER helping quite a few fellow nerds taste ranch sauce, they STILL were skeptical about this. They really didn't like running so few lands. Nor would they fall in line with enough of the 1 drops, like the mediocre 0/3 wall.
Centaur Peacemaker and Sumana were the 24th and 25th.
Always first pick beetle ;)
Much love to my boys @mediumr @phocus45 and @shaffbo for the support from across the country.
And Jimmy and all the nerds at vice city for making me welcome.