TOPEKA, KS – Members of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church have declared themselves “converted” after watching the new yuri anime Sakura Trick.

“Having been exposed to the majesty of pure girls love on Sakura Trick, we can no longer deny that this is part of the Almighty’s plan,” said vocal church member Margie Phelps, daughter of founder Fred Phelps. “God created Yuri, and He saw that it was sugoi.”

Members of the church, who have become infamous for picketing public events and soldier funerals with signs extolling homosexuality, have now announced their transition into full-time gay rights advocates and have already shown their support during a Topeka City Council meeting on the issue of gay marriage, carrying signs praising same-sex relationships.

Responses on social media were mixed, with some users congratulating church members on their newfound tolerance, and others questioning the purity of their motives:

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Honestly. If you say that homosexuality is a plus, then go back to Genesis and realize the fact that the original scheme for marriage before the fall of man, before sin, and the only good original scheme for marriage, is heterosexual monogamous marriage.

Actually, that’s how the times were. “Before sin” would include before satan. Back then women were viewed as property, so a man owning another man in terms of marriage was not viewed as right, and a woman owning a woman did not seem right because to everyone it would be a property’s property. The bible does not ban gays and lesbians. It wasn’t even written by Jesus or God, it was written by man. Also, it is said in the bible that the 10 commandments are the only thing that needs to be followed.

I have no real opinion other than this, it isn’t anarchy if one person spoke out for people to do whatever the hell they want marriage wise, so why should it really be a bigoted issue revolving around the last 30 years or so, we should be focusing pn harnessing better technology and going into outer space, not be fighting over something that any two humans can do if they love each other, especially not fighting about it like two kids fighting over a new toy in the playground