@ 5:00, dude, we need you to show up at our parties, just so you can be a douche, we can kick you out, and then the girls who were potentially hitting on you will perhaps decide they don't want the guido douchebag. Essentially, you'd be wonderful PR for EVERY OTHER GUY AT A PARTY, except yourself.

I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know

There goes any chance of getting laid, regardless of the accuracy of the tattoo, because he's obviously a total idiot. And also very insecure if he needs a tattoo like that. Insecure = not sexy. Probably a two pump chump.

So you actually wanted to fuck him until you saw the tattoo. Which means if he hadn't shown it to you until you were with him somewhere where your pussy was so wet, then you would have probably liked it and sucked his dick and let it in your flappy cunt.
You're still a whore no matter which way you look at it. You are a perfect match for such a douche.