Here's a poem crafted from Tumblr email subject lines

I’m on Tumblr pretty much all day—you might even say it’s my job—so I don’t exactly need curatorial biweekly emails from their staff about what’s been on my dashboard lately. Still, I would never unsubscribe from these updates; I’m too addicted to the vague and innocuous subject lines, expertly crafted to invite clicks without saying anything at all.

Offering apologies to Walt Whitman (see main art for photo), I proudly present “O Tumblr! My Tumblr!”—a brief poetic ode to the blogging service preferred by liberal arts nerds everywhere, molded from the last two months of Tumblr’s generic self-promotions.

Hey. What’s up?You should see what's happening on TumblrDid you see this?Right now on Tumblr

Wow wow wow.Wow. What a week!Special delivery from your Tumblr DashboardRight now on Tumblr

Wow. What a week!Did you see this?Brilliant.Make your Dashboard even more awesome