I can see the management crowd at University of Phoenix (all in their red socks) falling all over themselves to implement something similar, while they are laughing at the ridiculously low $25 price. The plan is to slide that decimal a couple of places the right and open a whole new venture

JohnCarter:I can see the management crowd at University of Phoenix (all in their red socks) falling all over themselves to implement something similar, while they are laughing at the ridiculously low $25 price. The plan is to slide that decimal a couple of places the right and open a whole new venture

In 1000 words or less, why is capitalism a good or bad idea? Do you believe that the U.S. should modify its economic structure?

I would remove all the burdens and regulations that are preventing you from achieving your deserved place as the World's Richest Man. Capitalism is a good system, but it's not perfect if such an obvious injustice is being done.

In 1000 words or less, what do you think of my hair?

Outstanding. You don't need 1000 words for that.

In 1000 words or less, should I run for president in 2016?

You should run for Exalted King of the World is what you should do, and you should do it right now.

In 1000 words or less, why is capitalism a good or bad idea? Do you believe that the U.S. should modify its economic structure?

I would remove all the burdens and regulations that are preventing you from achieving your deserved place as the World's Richest Man. Capitalism is a good system, but it's not perfect if such an obvious injustice is being done.

In 1000 words or less, what do you think of my hair?

Outstanding. You don't need 1000 words for that.

In 1000 words or less, should I run for president in 2016?

You should run for Exalted King of the World is what you should do, and you should do it right now.

I dunno. call me Greedy but you got 25,000 suckers lined up. Might as well get a few of the sheep in to the pen and fleece them for books, tuition, lousy food and lodging. Select a few of the bottom dwellers bring them in and make the courses so hard, they drop out. Everything is non refundable. We won't use those books next year. Take 'em with you.

I remember that happened to me in Fallout 2. I needed access to a certain part of the city, and the only way to get there was to take a test that I was doomed to fail. The grade appeal process was swift and brutal.

As I found out when a "buddy' of mine set me up on a blind date with this 250lb woman. I got back and pounded on his door. He opened it, laughing his ass off, because he knew he was wrong. "I thought you said she was farkable!" I said. He replies "Well techincally.." I punched him in his throat.

This doesn't make sense, there's obviously more to the story than this, or the details are wrong. All the students failed the test, and so there won't be any new students? Presumably there are still 2nd and 3rd year students and so on, but this would mean that in a few years, the university would be empty, just a bunch of buildings with professors teaching no one.

2chris2:This doesn't make sense, there's obviously more to the story than this, or the details are wrong. All the students failed the test, and so there won't be any new students? Presumably there are still 2nd and 3rd year students and so on, but this would mean that in a few years, the university would be empty, just a bunch of buildings with professors teaching no one.

As I found out when a "buddy' of mine set me up on a blind date with this 250lb woman. I got back and pounded on his door. He opened it, laughing his ass off, because he knew he was wrong. "I thought you said she was farkable!" I said. He replies "Well techincally.." I punched him in his throat.

MindStalker:JohnCarter: I can see the management crowd at University of Phoenix (all in their red socks) falling all over themselves to implement something similar, while they are laughing at the ridiculously low $25 price. The plan is to slide that decimal a couple of places the right and open a whole new venture

As I found out when a "buddy' of mine set me up on a blind date with this 250lb woman. I got back and pounded on his door. He opened it, laughing his ass off, because he knew he was wrong. "I thought you said she was farkable!" I said. He replies "Well techincally.." I punched him in his throat.

/not that hard though.

So, did you fark her?

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

2chris2:This doesn't make sense, there's obviously more to the story than this, or the details are wrong. All the students failed the test, and so there won't be any new students? Presumably there are still 2nd and 3rd year students and so on, but this would mean that in a few years, the university would be empty, just a bunch of buildings with professors teaching no one.

I read elsewhere that they're 'temporarily' lowering the standards by about 10 points so they get a standard class of freshmen.

0 out of 25k still makes me think *something* is wrong. You normally have freaks who do things like ACE the test more often than that. I think that 'miscalibrated the scoring machine' is the most likely option.