Sunday, August 30, 2015

Chris Kyle, the now-deceased Navy SEAL who is celebrated in Clint Eastwood's movie "American Sniper" was a proved liar. Jesse Ventura, the former military man, wrestler and governor of Minnesota, sued Kyle before he died, claiming that he defamed Ventura in his memoir, "American Sniper." Kyle claims to have punched out Ventura in a bar after Ventura bad-mouthed the troops who'd been sent to Iraq. Kyle was killed before the trial, but a jury determined that none of what he had written about Ventura was true and awarded Ventura $1.8 million.Because he's a proved liar, we should be awfully skeptical about Kyle's claim that the U.S. government sent him into New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. They perched him atop the Superdome, he said, and it was from there that he picked off 30 looters in the city.A June 2014 Washington Post report about Kyle's "unverifiable legacy" doesn't outright call the celebrated sniper a liar, but it nudges the reader toward that conclusion. After including a quote from one of Kyle's officers who said, "I never heard that story," the Washington Post writes, "Does that mean it didn't happen? Who knows. It's certainly possible that Kyle... killed 30 armed assailants in New Orleans to protect its residents in Katrina's aftermath. But it's also possible Kyle couldn't let go of his own legend, and, in a haze of post-traumatic stress, let his tales veer into untruth."At the website mpmacting.com, writer Michael McAffrey is far less kind. He excoriates Kyle and reporters who either have failed to question Kyle's bogus stories or, worse, criticized Ventura for suing Kyle for lying about him.Kyle also told a story about killing a pair of carjackers in Texas and then dialing up the Pentagon for the law enforcement officials who arrived at the scene. That's another story that nobody -- no police, deputy, coroner or witness -- has been able to confirm. McAffrey writes, "Just like he didn't shoot two car jackers in the middle of nowhere Texas, and he didn't shoot looters in the aftermath of Katrina. None of those things are true...but that doesn't mean there aren't people who desperately need them to be true."Apparently there are some people out there who believe that Kyle's lies are a manifestation of post traumatic stress disorder. Is it that what he is? Or could he just be an American liar?Yes Chris is a liar liar pants on fire.Speaking of liars Dumbya had the nerve to show up in New Orleans the other day. I hope he got pelted with tomatoes.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Long before the world ever knew about the sexual abuse that had transpired in the Duggar family household – where former 19 Kids and Counting stars Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar's eldest son Josh, as a teenager, had molested five underage girls, including his sisters Jill and Jessa – that dark secret was shared with the woman who was soon to be his wife. "Anna did know," a source close to Josh's wife tells PEOPLE in this week's cover story. "Her whole family knew something had happened."After Josh and Anna, now both 27, met at a religious conference in 2006, the two began courting, to the delight of the Duggars and Anna's own ultra-conservative parents, Mike and Suzette Keller. But before they said "I do" in 2008, the Duggars revealed their dark secret to Anna and her family.

"It definitely wasn't portrayed in its entirety," says the source. "I don't think she understood the entirety of what had happened. It was kind of something that was swept under the rug and nobody made a big deal out of it."

Furthermore, the source says Anna wasn't well equipped to truly comprehend what Josh had done. With her strict religious upbringing, "She was very sheltered with anything that came to physical relations or anything like that. She knew the words 'rape' or 'abuse,' but I don't think she really understood what that even meant."

When it came time to process the information, she looked to her parents. "They still gave their blessing," says the source. "How she was brought up, if your parents gave their blessing then you pretty much marry the guy and that's what God's will is for you and what's best for your life. So much of her belief was based on what her parents told her and not in the actual truth. She looked to her parents and they were okay with it, so she was okay with it."

Now, blindsided by Josh's second sex scandal this year, Anna's parents are still controlling her choices, says the source. When one of Anna's siblings reached out to their father about the situation, "His response was, 'Well, King David had an affair,' " the source says, adding, "I just wish she could be left alone to figure out her own feelings on this matter."

HOLY SHIT!

Most fathers would take their son in laws to the woodshed if they were screwing around, but not Mike Keller. God wasn't too pleased with David either, in fact he smited his son Absalom as payback for committing adultery with Bathsheba: First, that the "sword shall never depart from your house" (2 Samuel 12:10); second, that "Before your very eyes I will take your wives and give them to one who is close to you, and he will sleep with your wives in broad daylight", and finally, that "the son born to you will die" (2 Samuel 12:14).

Perhaps God will take Michael and Marcus at a young age as payback for Josh's affairs. The sins of the father are cast upon the sons fits pretty nicely. I am not wishing death at all for those little boys, but according to Mike Keller's analogy that is perfectly acceptable.

Bristol Palin’s ghostblogger has a real important question, you guys:Remember when my mom put a jet on eBay to save Alaska much-needed money?Well, yes, we remember how she listed it on eBay, and also how nobody bought it on eBay, but go on:Yet, SHE is the one that the media tends to skewer, not the President who is spending our taxes on his many many rounds of golf while the nation struggles under the weight of government waste and fraud.Recidivist sex sinner Bristol “read” about how President Obama has spent 1100 hours of his presidency playing golf, and now she is OUTRAGED! about it, though of course not in a “politics of outrage” way, because she hates when people do that. But this is different and important and “infuriating!”So let’s do this quick-like, shall we?A) While the president has spent about 46 days of his two-term presidency golfing, he has spent most of his time in office working, unlike some presidents named Republican President, who spent years — literally, YEARS — vacaying at their ranches, clearing brush, and ignoring important memos.(2) Even the king of vacationing while president, George W. Bush, says this obsession with Obama’s time on the links is idiotical.Third: Bristol, honey, your mom QUIT HER JOB right in the middle of doing it, sort of, and then she quit, like, OH ALL OF THE “JOBS” after that, and she even quit her bus tour, when all she had to do was sit on her ass, in a bus, and sometimes stop to wave at the people, that’s all she had to do and she couldn’t even do that, Jesus H.!Also, your mom is a dumb. A super real dumb. Like, dumb dumb. So many kinds of dumb. And she raised a dumb daughter, also too, who is too dumb to know how all of these babies keep ending up inside of her, when she keeps saving herself again and again.Everyone knows Mama Grrrrrrrizly is a dumb, even conservatives understand this now. Take it up with them.

1100 hours equals to 46 days, President Obama has been in office for 2411 days so he has only spent 1% of his time in office golfing!

Now let's take a look at Dumbya. He took 407 days of vacation compared to President Obama who has only take 164 as of December 22, 2014.

Yeah not a lot of therapy there. At least the kind that he needs.The first of Josh's paramours has come out of the closet

In a bombshell world-exclusive interview with In Touch magazine, stripper and porn star Danica Dillon, 28, reveals she had sex not once, but on two separate occasions, with Josh Duggar, both occurring when his wife, Anna, was pregnant with their fourth child!Danica — who passed a polygraph test conducted for In Touch by a top certified polygrapher on Aug. 24 — details her two sexual encounters with Josh in the new issue of +In Touch+, on newsstands now. The first occurred after Josh approached her at the Gold Club in Philadelphia, where she was performing, in mid-March and the second only a month later when Danica was performing at Creekside Cabaret in Colmar, Pa.“He walked into the Gold Club like a normal patron and said he’d been a fan for a long time and has watched my career grow — he even said from before my boob job until recently — and that he loved watching my very first scene on [an adult website],” she tells In Touch. “Then it got creepy.”After watching her show and "eyeballing me," Danica says he bought $600 in private dances and then “asked me how would he be able to spend the evening with me.” She reveals to In Touch that Josh was violent with her when they had sex, he did not use protection and gave her thousands of dollars after their encounters.Danica admits she “took the opportunity because Josh offered to gift [her] $1,500.” But soon after Josh arrived at her hotel room, things got rough.“He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll,” Danica, whose real name is Ashley Lewis, and although the sex was consensual, “It was very traumatic. I’ve had rough sex before, but this was terrifying.”Josh, identified as one of the cheating spouses in the Ashley Madison hack, confirmed in a statement that he was unfaithful and had a pornography addiction: "I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the Internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife."“I think that after I come out, there will probably be plenty more girls after me," Danica tells In Touch. “I actually really hope that his wife leaves him and takes his children away from him and leaves him a lonely, bitter man. I don’t think he deserves happiness.”

For the record I have a low of opinion of Danica Dillon too. She knowingly slept with a married man for money.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Sarah Palin not only annoyed leaders of the Utah Republican Party when she didn't have time for them during her book signing stop in Salt Lake City last week. She also took off from her hotel after arranging for a last-minute hair appointment without paying the hairdresser and leaving her to cover her own valet parking.But Rhonda Halliday of Images Hair Studio and Day Spa wants to give Palin the benefit of the doubt. She thinks the lack of payment was unintended, and someone on Palin's staff just dropped the ball.Halliday was called by a friend at 8 a.m. last Wednesday and was told Palin needed her hair done that morning. Halliday had planned to take her 3-year-old to the dentist for her first filling that morning, but arranged for her husband to get off work for that chore.She was told to meet the group at the Monaco Hotel in downtown Salt Lake City and to just leave her car with valet parking.After being ushered to a room on the 15th floor and given some instructions (don't talk to Palin unless she talks first) she did Palin's hair while the former Alaska governor chatted with her family.Then, the Palin party left to get to the book signing at Costco on time.Halliday was the last one out of the room because she had to put her equipment away, then watched as they all drove off without anyone mentioning payment or a tip, which is common when the hairdresser travels to the client for the appointment.When the valet attendant got her car, he said that would be $10. She said she was with the Palin party and assumed they would take care of parking. That was news to him, so she had to fork over the $10.She says her friend has contacted Palin's assistant and was told to send them an invoice.She did get a book and some nice pictures, though .Unintended benefits : Sarah Palin might have miffed the Utah Republican Party and left her hairdresser unpaid, but Helen Rappaport, a Utah Democrat, was thrilled with the former Alaska governor's visit to Salt Lake City.Rappaport stopped at the Salt Lake City Costco to do some shopping, unaware that Palin was scheduled to be there for a book signing.So Rappaport, after noticing the parking lot full of cars, was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to maneuver her shopping cart through the store with hardly anybody in the aisles. She also got a prescription filled with no wait.While going through the check-out lane, again with no wait, she told the clerk she forgot to get some grape tomatoes, which she loves, so she would be right back.That's when the bells went off.The clerk told her they had no tomatoes that day.No tomatoes? At Costco?As she was leaving, she noticed a man with a store manager's name tag and asked him why they had no tomatoes. He informed her the store did have tomatoes, but they were taken off the shelves for a few hours.It turns out that Palin had been pelted with a tomato at an earlier stop on her book tour and the management at the Costco was determined it wouldn't happen here.The manager told an employee to go into the storage area and get Rappaport some tomatoes, which he gave her for free.So, because of Palin, Rappaport not only got to shop with no lines, she got free tomatoes.
Yes Sarah is cheap and oversight my ass. She deserved to get pelted with tomatoes. I wonder if anyone got arrested for that.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Hurray for Sarah Palin, who is fun-employed no more! It was just the beginning of July when she announced, to very little fanfare, that she would be closing the books on her most recent “job,” which was yammering at a camera about bullshit on the Sarah Palin Channel for somewhere between 5 and 7 minutes per week, for the edification of her “subscribers.” (Yr Wonkette was a subscriber! Where’s the Sarah Palin koozie we were promised?)But Palin, she’s a go-getter, and she apparently has a nascent Monster.com account, so after a few nights of clicking on “Stuff Envelopes At Home!” and “Do nothing and get paid millions!” (too good to be true), she found a sweet gig as a guest host for some conservative upstart called the One America News Network, which IS TOO A THING, don’t judge, you assholes. Cue the trumpets:One America News Network, “OAN”, a trusted source for 24/7 national and international news, announced today that Governor Sarah Palin will be guest hosting One America News Network’s political talk show “On Point” the week of August 24th. “On Point with Guest Host Sarah Palin” will air nightly in prime time at 10 PM EST, beginning Monday, August 24th through Friday August 28th.OOH, a guest-hosting spot lasting a whole week! And this deserves a PRESS RELEASE! So we’re guessing she’ll do a solid Monday, phone it in on Tuesday and then ghost around noontime Wednesday, citing “America’s needs.”We’re being mean, she sounds really excited. So excited she plagiarized her own Sarah PAC Facebook page:“I didn’t get into public service to do the safe and easy things. A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not why the ship is built!” said Palin. “I’m excited for this opportunity to give voice to so many Americans we hear from every day, and the concerns about our future, and how best to fix the problems. Sitting back behind the desk instead of in the hot seat is enjoyable and welcomed temporary return to my roots. I’m thrilled to guest host “On Point,” she concludes.And well dontcha know one time in Wasilla there was a boat but no harbor, and I looked around and I said, “Todd?” And he wasn’t there, musta been off fishin’, and I said “Bristol?” But she wasn’t there either, probably off somewhere with her Abstinence Club, checkin’ out the sights, so I said to myself, “Sarah, you’re going to have to build your own harbor!” And well, wouldn’t ya know, that’s what happened, no thanks to the Lamestream Media!Anyway, there had been quite a buzz going around the One America News, due to how Sarah and Todd had parked the snowmobile at their offices for a long time one day, which led this one employee called “Pearson Sharp” to run home really fast to get a copy of his new book to give to Sarah, because if you want to pimp something, might as well give to the Queen Of The Snow Grifters. And if she completely forgets, she can always put it in the little “take a book, leave a book” lending library by her mailbox:Gah, we are being mean again, Pearson Sharp is probably very nice, and he appears to be a very cute office gay, even if he is not actually The Office Gay. According to his blog, he was damn well excited to meet Gov. Quitterface. Said she was real nice and folksy and down-to-earth, and not at all like the semi-literate asshole persona she presents to America. His book is called Sovereign and if you are into sci-fi/fantasy stuff, you should give it a try, and you should buy it through THIS LINK, so yr Wonkette can buy cat food for our dogs. See? Wonkette is nice. Wonkette promotes books for guys we think are cute, even if they ARE standing next to Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods*, who looks very pretty in that picture.Anyway, congratulations on your “job,” Sarah Palin. Should be fun right up to quittin’ time, which, for you of course, is “whenever.”

Sarah starts her temp job today, and when I mean temp it means only 5 days, she is filling in for this airhead who makes Michele Bachmann look smart:

Until now I have never heard of OANN, it certainly isn't in my cable lineup.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Talk about a circular right-wing firing squad: Donald Trump; the marginalia at Breitbart Snooze; RedState's Erick Erikson & Co.; Sarah Palin; and her eldest daughter (aka Palin-Lite), are all going after each other in the ultra-rightwing blogosphere, and it's tempting to just sit back and watch the fur fly. Talk about some truly WWE material suitable for drive-in viewing. Where in the hell is Joe Bob Briggs when you need him?Let us see if it's possible to set the stage, which is a theatrical euphemism, because this conflagration is taking place in the middle of a cesspool of grand dimensions. If hypocrisy and deceit were bullshit, you could float the proverbial battleship in the muck. And the stench would spread all the way to Alaska's Matanuska-Susitna Valley and back again.In the wake of what was clearly a sexist and misogynistic attack by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Fox News' Megyn Kelly -- is there really anyone who can argue otherwise? Really? -- Erikson courageously barred Trump from attending his annual RedState Gathering in Atlanta. Erickson was then unceremoniously attacked by that paragon of integrity and political insight, Palin-Liteweight, who charged Erickson with running a "demeaning fake photo" of her mother (below, right).

Just so that we are clear about this, Erickson did NOT post the image in question and he removed it as soon as he realized it was a fraud and was able to do so. Period. End of discussion.Nonetheless, Erikson issued something approximating an apology to Palin -- which the Hillbilly contingent from Wasilla didn't quite feel yielded sufficient blood on his knees nor muck on his nose. As a result, another volley was issued by Palin-Lite, while La Mama Grizz, who says she doesn't like her kids dragged into the political fray (except when she drags them into it), had this to say: "A mama grizzly warns Erick at RedState: 'Don't take on a Palin kid; when family's had enough don't expect the kids to retreat either.'" That is, unless it's during a drunken brawl in Anchorage and the cops are called in. Gaggeth me with a snow shovel.The Real Palin, who, as I noted here in HuffPost with rather perfect prognostication, was avoiding the Kelly-Trump scuffle, sent out one her pups -- or more accurately one of her pups' ghost writers -- to enter the fray, so that there was no serious blowback on her. And as I accurately noted -- because the person I cited in Alaska had actually identified Palin-Lite as his source (I spared Lite that little embarassment the first time around), absolutely confirmed my speculation that there was no longer any love lost between Mama Grizzled and Faux News. How do we now know with certainty? Because Palin-Lite's ghost writer went after Fox's Chris Wallace and the Big Bad Wolf himself, Roger Ailes.Hell -- and Wasilla -- hath no fury like a Palin scorned.Since then, people who are confused enough to think that you can actually advance political principles through Twitter have been taking potshots at each other. And one of them, Leon Wolf, actually made sense:• The Palins are like the Dave Matthews Band of the conservative movement: No one likes them anymore except the five worst people you know.• Someday the Palins are going to look around at the ever-shrinking circle of their defenders and wonder why there's no one left.What Wolf noted in a lengthier piece -- and I must say, surprise, surprise -- is that Palin-Lite actually lied in her response to Erickson.Enter Bristol Palin to repay the generosity Erick has shown over the years by dishonestly stabbing him in the back for no reason other than the fact that she really likes Donald Trump... It shows just a tremendous amount of class on Bristol Palin's part that in spite of being one of the last pundits on the face of the earth to defend Sarah Palin's electability and value to the Republican Party, she turns and deliberately smears Erick for no other obvious reason than that doing so will get her in the news.Apparently when it comes to the Palins, no good deed truly goes unpunished, especially if the punishment advances even the most trivial thing they want.Finally!Ok, at this point in the mudslinging, let me grab a hose and wash down our contestants so that we can make a final tally of the donnybrook:El Donaldo has now uttered racist remarks against Mexicans, anti-patriotic vitriol about John McCain, and misogynist comments about a conservative television host--and has not issued a single apology. Nada. Zippo for El Donaldo. Net: Fined one can of hair spray to be sent to Megyn Kelley.Megyn Kelly had the courage to go after a demagogic, egomaniacal blowhard, but still has a ways to go on being a true advocate for women. Net: Collect the hair spray from Trump.RedState: to be fair to Erikson the posting of that image was hardly a federal offense (Palin-Lite's contention that you could tell it from "a mile away" has strange echoes of her mother's remarks about Russia), and he cleaned it up as quickly as possible (though he still has to explain why he would apologize to Palin). Net: a six-pack of Lone Star Beer (to be collected from Palin-Lite).Leon Wolf: Finally a conservative who sees through the Palin lies and mythos, and who told it like it is and had Erickson's back at the same time. Net: a six-pack of Trillium Farm House Ale (to be covered by Erickson because of Wolf's loyalty) and a couple of hot dogs or links from the Sausage Guy at Fenway Park (I'll cover those, because the Sox are having a bad year.)Palin-Lite: maybe it's just me, but when the Queen of Abstinence is half-way through her second out-of-wedlock pregnancy, allegations of hypocrisy would seem to be, well, more than a bit hypocritical, wouldn't you say? And are you really going to give Trump a pass for his assaults on women? Net: send the six pack of Lone Star to Erickson.And then there is La Palin: when she was governor of Alaska (for that brief half-term of hers that ended in more ethics complaints filed against her administration than hubby Todd can count on his handsies and toesies), Palin was involved in a cleavage scandal when longtime Republican activist Andrée McLeod was troubled by what she felt was too much décolletage being displayed in Alaska's government offices (she felt that some state employees were trying to "out-cleavage" one another). She considered it a form of sexual harassment, inappropriate and unprofessional to boot. Makes perfect sense -- except not to Palin and her hired hacks.McLeod's email was then forwarded by Palin's suck-up chief of staff Mike Nizich to the governor's office, so that Palin and her minions made lots of fun of McLeod. Then they sent it to a cheap-shot gossip columnist at the Anchorage Daily Miscues who had even less integrity than Palin (and that is saying something).End of story? Not quite. In researching my critical biography of the half-termer, The Lies of Sarah Palin: The Untold Story Behind her Relentless Quest for Power, one member of her then-inner-circle (that being past-tense, as Palin's inner-circle in Alaska is no longer extant) leaked me Palin's snarky response to McLeod's concerns:And then Andree sends another flippin foia for bizzaro things like "friends of the Palins" travel - huh? ... I forget her point. AND then she sends an email to our office asking if there's a state Dress Code...she's appalled at all the cleavage shown!!! Good God! Don't know who or where she's talking about, but nizich cracked up at that one. I thought she sent it because I was wearing jeans on tv last night, but nizich says it's because she'offended by seeing state employee's cleavage. This is the same Andree who sent the email chain after my inauguration ball commenting on how offensive my cleavage was because of some dress I wore... [sic]McLeod got the last laugh. Her continuous challenges to Palin's ethics lapses were what ultimately drove the quitter governor to, well, quit. The world is a better place because of it. And now Palin and her litter have executed a 180-degree flip-flop on the cleavage issue. Just like she did on the infamous Bridge to Nowhere: She was for it before she was against it.Joe Bob gives this one two stars. Twitter-Fu. Padded-Bra-Fu. Unmarried Spawn-Fu. Moralistic hand wringing. Eye gouging. Three news cycles of circle jerking. Reference to "perky boobs" by Palin-Lite. Hypocrisy everywhere. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Best Performance by an Actress in a Once-Semi-Leading Role to Sarah Palin for thinking her rants have any traction whatsoever in national political discourse. Drive-In Academy Award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Pseudo-Supporting Role to Palin-Lite for pretending she can compose even a single sentence of literate English. Daytime Emmy Award to the Entire Cast for keeping the wingnuts on the right from discussing the real issues that are facing this nation leading up to the 2016 presidential election. Pass the popcorn. Leave the gun. Also.Geoffrey Dunn tells it like it is. And he is right, Sarah had no problem with the cleavage pic until recently.

Sarah Palin has done it again.I wrote in 2009 about the former Republican vice presidential candidate's visit to Salt Lake City for a book signing at Costco when her team solicited an area beautician to do her hair for the event.The woman went to Hotel Monaco in downtown Salt Lake City and, as instructed, left her car with the valet. She was taken to Palin's room and did her hair while the politician conversed with her family.When finished, the beautician was putting her equipment away and suddenly realized everyone had left. She took the elevator to the lobby and saw Palin's party driving away.Nobody paid her. Even worse, when she told the valet she was with the Palin party, he said nobody told him, so she had to fork over the $10 out of her own pocket.Now, Palin is using a North Salt Lake photographer's copyright picture of a grizzly chasing a wolf in Yellowstone National Park on her Facebook page without crediting him.Rob Daugherty, a wildlife photographer and tour guide, took the stunning photo Aug. 5, 2010. The image has been posted extensively on the Internet. Daugherty says when his credit line is missing and he informs the the Web venues that it's a copyright photo, they either take it down or add his credit line.But earlier this week, when he pointed out that Palin's Facebook page had failed to credit him, Palin ignored him.Instead, several of Palin's Facebook friends derided Daugherty for being petty and praised the former Alaska governor for loving America so much.I checked on Sarah's Fecebook page and that picture is gone! Guess she doesn't want to get sued again. I think Rob should anyway.

Friday, August 21, 2015

Josh Duggar has now hit rock bottom as he was exposed by hackers who hacked the AshleyMadison.com website.Josh of course issued a mea culpaJosh Duggar has confessed to cheating on his wife Anna amid reports he signed up for Ashley Madison, a website that specializes in facilitating extramarital affairs. Josh, 27, and his parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar broke their silence Thursday on the Duggar family website. Introducing Josh's statement, Jim Bob and Michelle wrote, "When we learned of this late last night our hearts were broken. As we continue to place our trust in God we ask for your prayers for Josh, Anna, our grandchildren and our entire family." Josh put forth this statement: "I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife.I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family, and most of all Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him. I brought hurt and a reproach to my family, close friends and the fans of our show with my actions that happened when I was 14-15 years old, and now I have re-broken their trust. The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, I was hiding my own personal failings. As I am learning the hard way, we have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. I deeply regret all hurt I have caused so many by being such a bad example. I humbly ask for your forgiveness. Please pray for my precious wife Anna and our family during this time." Now this leads to the question, who is/was Josh's paramour(s)?Now Josh was in Alaska the last week of February, Anna wasn't with him cuz she was pregnant. He met up with Sarah and Bristol as you can see by the pic above.Bristol posted a pic of herself in early August claiming to be 5 months pregnant which would put the date of conception late Feb-early March.Josh was in Alaska late Feb and met Bristol. Which would be within the time frame Cletus the Fetus was conceived.Josh you dirty dog! Not only that he could have picked up an STD considering he thinks condoms are bad.Of course Josh may not have impregnanted Bristol at all. Bristol claims to be 5 months pregnant in early August but we all know how much she lies. But they could have hooked up anyway.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

The Duggar family just released a statement from Josh on their personal website in which Josh not only confirms the fact that he has been “unfaithful” to his wife, but he also confesses to having developed a “secret addiction” to pornography over the past several years.We already had evidence that Josh had at least been seeking out some sort of extramarital affair, but this is the first time we’ve head any mention of Josh’s porn habit.You can read the statement in full below:Statement from Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar:Please see the statement below from our son Josh regarding recent media stories about him. When we learned of this late last night our hearts were broken. As we continue to place our trust in God we ask for your prayers for Josh, Anna, our grandchildren and our entire family.Statement from Josh Duggar:I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife.I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family, and most of all Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him.I brought hurt and a reproach to my family, close friends and the fans of our show with my actions that happened when I was 14-15 years old, and now I have re-broken their trust.The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, I was hiding my own personal failings.As I am learning the hard way, we have the freedom to choose to our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. I deeply regret all hurt I have caused so many by being such a bad example.I humbly ask for your forgiveness. Please pray for my precious wife Anna and our family during this time.Josh DuggarA heartfelt apology that, unfortunately, sounds familiar to the ones we’ve heard before. But hey, maybe this time he means it.Update 2:48pm:According to the site Zap2It, Josh Duggar’s original apology had one extra line that has since been removed. This was the original fourth paragraph of Josh’s statement:The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, in my heart I had allowed Satan to build a fortress that no one knew about.No definite word on why the Duggars decided to remove the reference to Josh’s Satan-infested heart, but I assume it has something to do with the fact that blaming your unfaithfulness and pornography addiction on anyone but yourself is, generally, not the best look.Update 2:57 p.m.: Looks like Josh Duggar may have been a little hasty in his apology. The general idea is still there, but the letter itself has gone through several revisions since going up less than two hours ago. The first instance, as mentioned above, removed a reference to Satan, while the second revision removed any mention of pornography altogether.It’s hard to imagine that the letter wasn’t vetted by anyone before the Duggars put it up on their website—but given the few typos in the original, it’s certainly possible. Either way, Josh of all people should know by now that the internet never forgets. You can see all the changes made to the apology thus far below.

Sarah Palin wafted a word cloud about Donald Trump that seems to imply she supports his presidential campaign.The former half-term governor of Alaska and failed vice presidential candidate appeared Tuesday evening on Greta Van Susteren’s Fox News program, where she praised Trump’s proposal to end birthright citizenship — as spelled out by the 14th Amendment, reported Mediaite.“He’s talking big picture, of course, plus specifics, thankfully — more specifics than any other candidate, by the way,” Palin said.Palin said liberals deliberately had misrepresented Trump’s proposal to make Republicans appear “heartless” toward children born in the U.S. to immigrant parents, but she suggested the GOP’s platform on traditional marriage might encourage those children to self-deport along with their parents.“If their parents broke the law and they’re here illegally, then they need to get back in line and because family is a unit,” Palin said. “Greta, the family sticks together, and the kids have to get in line with their mom and dad.”Van Susteren asked the conservative firebrand whether she would endorse Trump, and she offered a stream of mostly positive-sounding words that resist close reading.“He is the best thing to happen to the political class since the beauty of the Tea Party genuine movement rose up and shined light on crony capitalism and pulled the rug right out from under status quo politicians who just kind of embrace that permanent political class,” Palin said.“Donald Trump, he’s got these Joe Six-Pack issues on his mind, and he’s got these Joe Six-Pack common sense solutions — he just happens to be an extremely successful and charismatic, with a very large platform, Joe Six-Pack,” she added.Yes Sarah that is a perfect description of Donald Trump, He is pandering to rednecks like you. I wouldn't be surprised if he did drink a six pack before insulting Megyn Kelly, Rosie O'Donnell, and Heidi Klum.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Duggars remain shocked that they lost their reality TV show because the public didn’t just forget about their eldest son’s “mistake” of repeatedly molesting his sisters and at least one other girl.A source who “worked closely” with the evangelical Christian family told People magazine that the Duggars are having a hard time adjusting to life after TLC canceled their popular reality show, “19 Kids and Counting,” after revelations that Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar helped cover up sex abuse by their then-teenage son more than a decade ago.“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,” the source said. “I think they are still trying to absorb the fact that their life has so radically changed.”Josh Duggar, now 28, resigned from the anti-LGBT Family Research Council in May, shortly after the revelations were made public, and the cable network suspended broadcasts of the long-running program before eventually ending production.The Duggars are desperate to get back on TV, according to other recent reports, including a possible spin-off where the parents counsel sex abuse victims that would capitalize on a one-hour TLC special, “Breaking the Silence,” set for Aug. 30.“The better part of the last decade has been doing their show, and to have that removed – and instead for there to be this intense scrutiny of their every move – just isn’t something you get used to overnight,” the source told People.The Duggars are reeling from the public backlash to their reaction to the sex abuse revelations, the source said, because they “truly felt people would understand and eventually be okay with it.”The couple sent their son to stay with a Christian counselor — an acolyte to the disgraced founder of the Institute of Basic Life Principles — who taught the teen to control his “lust” by doing carpentry work.It’s not clear that he received any counseling for his pattern of sexual abuse, and the parents did not report the crimes to police but instead told a law enforcement acquaintance who was twice convicted later on child pornography charges.Many viewers were appalled that the Duggars claimed during political debates on marriage equality that LGBT people were child molesters after their son molested their own daughters.“Jim Bob and Michelle love their son, and they love when they can spend time with his family,” the source said. “But every time they’re photographed with him, a story gets made out of it that rehashes the whole mess – and it’s painful for everyone.”

You see Duggar family, people do not like hypocrites! If you actually read the whole bible, and no I don't mean just Leviticus, there are several examples of God condemning hypocrisy:

James 2:14-26 What good is it, my brothers, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can that faith save him? If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that? So also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead. But someone will say, “You have faith and I have works.” Show me your faith apart from your works, and I will show you my faith by my works. ...Matthew 7:1-5 “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye.Matthew 6:1 “Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.Psalm 5:9 For there is no truth in their mouth; their inmost self is destruction; their throat is an open grave; they flatter with their tongue.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Last week I did what a lot of pregnant mom’s do, I posted a “bump pic,” and per usual, the Left showed their true colors. I quickly began trending on social media and was blasted with vile and hateful comments. How dare I be excited about this baby!In her article “Bristol Palin Proves the Left Wants to Control Women’s Bodies,” Federalist author Holly Scheer put it perfectly:What thrust [Bristol] back into the spotlight was the simple decision to take “bump pic” selfies and share them on social media—to be proud and excited about this coming baby. The horror.I’m not sure exactly what the Left expected or wanted. Perhaps they want her to hide in shame, have an abortion, or to at least have the good grace to realize that all her prior promotion of abstinence meant she is no longer allowed to screw up. Whatever they wanted, it wasn’t her to celebrate her newest child.Usually the charge of hating on single mothers comes from the Left against the Right, when the Left are the ones decrying Bristol. Perhaps this proves that the people really invested in telling women what they can and can’t do are progressives.She concluded her article by saying:In the wake of the tragedy of the deaths of millions of tiny babies, let’s show the Left that we don’t want to control women’s bodies. They do. Choosing life is making a choice, and Bristol is making the right one.Thank you, Holly!Every time I feel my baby kick or see an ultrasound, I know I am making the right choice. Life is a gift and I am going to celebrate this precious baby no matter how loud the Left chants their hateful empty messages!Bristol, I do not care if you have this baby or not. Whether or not you keep it, abort it, or give it up for adoption is your business. What I have an issue is you were paid over $300 K to preach no sex until marriage, you even said you were planning to wait until marriage:

You then turn around and get knocked up. And don't tell me you were planning this pregnancy. You said you would wait until marriage to have more children. That makes you a hypocrite and a liar.And since you are carrying Cletus the Fetus to term I do care about it like I care about Tripp. Who is it's father? Are you refraining from alcohol and drug use? Do you have any STDs that may effect it's health?So Bristol, stop with all the faux "wha wha wha liberals are picking on me" bullshit. Quit being a hypocrite as well.

A mama grizzly warns Erick at RedState: "Don't take on a Palin kid; when family's had enough don't expect the kids to retreat either." See here:http://www.patheos.com/…/redstate-i-dont-think-the-phrase-…/
Erick "apologized", but I doubt it was sincere.

Erick Erickson,Today a friend forwarded your apology for mocking my family – again – and in answer to your point, yes, I do remember people taking repeated potshots at my family, friends, and supporters (many of whom politely pointed out to you and your staffers that the sleazy photoshopped picture you ran of me was indeed fake, but were dismissed and mocked repeatedly for doing so.) Also, in your summary of our interactions, you forgot to mention things like your public comparison of me to L. Ron Hubbard (and not in a way that would make Tom Cruise proud). Apparently you’ve forgotten your other indiscretions, including elevating your staffer, Mr. Wolf, who has been trashing my daughter and entire family on Twitter for days now. Adult males like y’all are just delightful to work with in that GOP machine. Since your man there appears to be your go-to-guy when you want to diss me or my family, try telling him that your organization’s gleeful perpetuation of your problems involving taking unwarranted shots at various conservatives makes it almost silly to take seriously your after-you’ve-been-busted apologies. But thanks for suggesting one anyway today; it’s accepted.And since we’re clearing the air here, you need to make peace with Mr. Trump and Dr. Carson, whom you also delight in besmirching. They are obviously very sharp, successful, courageous men who certainly did not draw first blood in the battles you picked with them. Do it, so we may have a strong, positive, uncensored primary to elect the strongest nominee to assure there is no “third term” for Barack Obama. And just so you know going forward, a mama grizzly is always going to defend her cubs – especially from a Wolf.- Sarah PalinPS: By the way, Erick, it’s August. Why don’t you chill out while Donald Trump brings 24 million people to watch Republican debates, when these debates are full of talented, well-spoken individuals advocating beautifully for our shared values?

Thursday, August 13, 2015

I'm not gonna post a link to Breitbart, they don't need the hits, so I am going to paste the article:

Some terrific points were made this past week about critical issues facing our country. The clear understanding and commonsense solutions however didn’t come from any of the declared presidential candidates, instead from a former vice presidential hopeful whom many wish would be running for the White House.Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was my guest on The Palin Update on Mama Grizzly Radio and she tackled the hot topics with precision, passion, and poise. From Planned Parenthood to our Second Amendment, Palin didn’t shy away. She gave lucid arguments for how to proceed while making no excuses for being a Christian in a Christian nation. Palin even offered her unique analysis on the 2016 presidential race.The first part of the interview was all about Donald Trump. Palin lauded the businessman and thanked God that he’s running. She also praised the other Republican contenders. “I have good things to say about all the GOP candidates,” Palin said. “I’m very thankful we have a deep bench and they all have positive attributes. They all have some good background that bodes well for what they would do as the administrator, the executive of our nation. I just have appreciated though the opportunity to speak personally and on a professional level about Mr. Trump’s attributes.”Honesty is a top attribute when it comes to Palin. Her trustworthiness has led to an amazing following from supporters that few American politicians have ever enjoyed. When it comes to the issues though, two stand out. Palin has been an unwavering champion for life and for our right to bear arms. We discussed both of these things that are dear to Palin’s heart–unfiltered and without sugar coating.“Planned Parenthood needs to be defunded and shut down,” said Palin. “It is such a sham business. This BS of them touting all the medical services they provide women and the free healthcare–They don’t provide all these services. They are able to refer out services. It’s immoral, it’s unethical, it’s disgusting, it’s despicable, this butcher shop that we see now that they are.”Of course Palin has a unique perspective here, after choosing life for her son Trig knowing that he’d be born with Down Syndrome. She hammers Planned Parenthood for “killing babies” and “deceiving” people. “Planned Parenthood does not reflect our nation’s culture and they more than likely do not tell women who come in for abortions that their baby’s organs and body parts will be bartered and sold,” Palin said. “The left would be going ballistic if we were talking about puppies or lion cubs or anything besides babies. Family helps me keep everything in perspective. Trig is functioning well. He’s the light of our life.”After years of relentless, visceral, weird attacks against her and her family, Palin keeps on keeping on. She fights for our country with a smile on her face, no matter what is thrown her way. She gets that strength from Jesus Christ. “Being a Christian–God told us through his word, He said I’m not gonna tell you it’s gonna be easy but it’s gonna be worth it,” Palin said. “Taking hits is to be expected and at the end of the day giving it all to God. I don’t know how people do this without Jesus or why they would want to.”Gun grabbers have been out in full force in recent years and while others avoid the issue or move toward the squishy middle, Palin’s conviction grows stronger. “The Second Amendment is not for people to go out and hunt a deer,” said Palin, an avid hunter. “We know what our founders meant. It’s a guaranteed right to protect us against tyranny, to defend ourselves, and to shoot for sport. More gun laws won’t deter criminals.”Talk about succinctly extinguishing any of the arguments against our Second Amendment. Those running for the presidency or any office should take a page from the patriot Palin. As for those candidates, Palin has a prototype of sorts for the type of public servants that could turn our country around.“We need constitutional conservatives who really understand what freedom is and how important it is to fight for freedom,” Palin said. “They have to be fighters. We have to be fighters. We have to do it now. We don’t have a whole lot of time left to undo what Obama has done to our country so we need to start doing our own homework on candidates. Our own homework on what these policies and these laws actually are coming out of DC and we need to take action. God doesn’t drive parked cars. He expects us to take action and to do our own homework.”Sarah Palin will play a pivotal role in this upcoming election and while Trump and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)96% may understand this, others still afraid to share the spotlight with a strong woman will be left in the dust. The exact role of Palin is yet to be determined, yet one thing’s for certain. She wakes up everyday with the right approach.“If you’re not ticking liberals off somehow you might want to try harder,” Palin said. “As my dad always says, you don’t retreat. You reload.”To hear my complete interview with Sarah Palin visit – http://www.mamagrizzlyradio.com/

Basically a bunch of word salad mixed in with bullshit croutons.The above pic of Sarah in a straighjacket sums up this article. She is cray cray!

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

In a statement posted on the Carter Center website on Wednesday, 90-year-old former President Jimmy Carter revealed he has cancer that has spread throughout parts of his body:Recent liver surgery revealed that I have cancer that now is in other parts of my body. I will be rearranging my schedule as necessary so I can undergo treatment by physicians at Emory Healthcare. A more complete public statement will be made when facts are known, possibly next week.On August 3, Carter announced he had undergone a surgery to remove a small mass in his liver. Carter's father and all of his three siblings died from pancreatic cancer.
I know Jimmy has fewer days ahead of him than behind him, but I hope and pray he will be around at least a few more years, long enough to beat Ronald Reagan in the longevity department.

Hang in there Jimmy! Thank you for all your service to this country, from your military to your time as governor of Georgia to the White House.

This is the final installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, presented by Fartknocker, a series made possible by a generous grant from Fartknocker. Relive all your favorite Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report moments at the Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report Archives. And thanks for supporting Yr Wonkette.The dim lights at the Sarah Palin Channel have all gone dark. The site’s URL now redirects to Sarah PAC, and the videos that brought America such joy are nowhere to be found.When it came time to close up shop, there couldn’t have been much left to do. The Sarah Palin Channel’s Quote of the Day, Image of the Day, and the vocab-building Word of the Day have not been updated since June 2, 2015, and for the last several weeks, the Quote of the Day was simply blank. That’s a shame for scholars working in the nascent field of Fartknocker Studies, because the Quote of the Day was a great way to cross-check instances of Sarah’s incoherence or hypocrisy against other, earlier instances of Sarah’s incoherence or hypocrisy.In its final week as a grifting going concern, the Sarah Palin Channel’s videos exuded all the enthusiasm of someone hiking in wet socks. There was a post about how veterans don’t get no respect; a video calling upon someone, anyone to step up and lead, dammit; another video about a proposed Convention of States that, once again, proves Sarah doesn’t really get what the word “amendment” means; and a fourth video that was so boring we forgot everything about it.We would like to imagine that Palin has spent most of the summer shuffling aimlessly around her studio, not sure of what to do with herself, turning away late-arriving stragglers like Sam does in the final scene of Cheers, only this time it’s a stupid Internet teevee channel and not a beloved bar, and America can’t wait for the show to end. We would like to imagine that the failure of the Sarah Palin Channel was a stinging, market-based rebuke that will make Governor Quitterface reexamine her life and her life choices. But that’s wishful thinking.Political Gates recently broke down Sarah PAC’s most recent FEC report and noted that her PAC has only $560,000 cash on hand, the lowest reported sum in its history. But still: $560,000! Just for being Sarah Palin and pretending to use donations to support political candidates who are not Sarah Palin!Palin’s next grift appears to be a video (or maybe a DVD?) called “Building the Future.” She published a trailer and pushed the new documentary-like substance on her FaceSpace page back on June 29, and we have embedded it below as proof that with selective editing, you too can make John McCain seem to have nothing but nice things to say about Sarah Palin.

Oops, we are halfway done with the job we set out to do, time to quit like Sarah Palin!We hope you’ve enjoyed the Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
The bottom one is my favorite.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Rocks and glass houses don’t go together when you’re playing PC gotcha games, so please spare us the holier than thou routine. Read Bristol’s post on how hypocritical this “trumped up” outrage is:http://www.patheos.com/…/the-new-gop-outrage-industry-less…/Hoohah it's stones, not rocks. You must have been high on meth when you wrote this.

Sarah will never speak for herself, she hides behind Bristol and Nancy. Coward.

When Trump recently assaulted John McCain -- who plucked Palin from obscurity in August of 2008 to join him on the Republican ticket -- it was an entirely different matter. Palin immediately came to Trump's defense, calling him a hero and blaming the scuffle on the media. It was an act of betrayal directed at McCain -- and yet another instance of her blatant duplicity -- that only Palin could pull off.Trump, of course, has been nothing more than a serial sexist when it comes to his constant attacks on women: He has called women "ugly," "fat," "dogs," "slobs," "bimbos," "extremely unattractive," ad infinitum, all leading up to his allegation this weekend that Kelly was menstruating during the Republican presidential primary debate Thursday tonight.I guess in Palin World, that all makes you a "hero." So be it. But as virtually every major player in the current Republican line-up for president has called Trump on his latest remarks, Palin still hasn't brought herself to take the high road. Just before the Presidential debate last week, Palin gave yet another bizarre interview in which she said that she advised Trump [3:11]:I've already told him. I said: Keep it up! America appreciates that you're calling it like you see it. He's telling a lot of truth. And really helping educate and lead the other candidates because they're going to have to step up their game and quit sounding like politicians.I wonder what "truth" she thinks he's now telling?In addition to being beholden to Trump -- he's the only current candidate, with the possible exception of Ted Cruz, who would ever utter her name publicly -- I've been told that there's some inside back-story to Palin's glaring lack of solidarity with Kelly. According to a source once in Palin's inner-circle in Southcentral Alaska, Palin was livid at Kelley two years ago when the latter interrupted Palin in an interview in which Palin went into what seemed like a crack-addled rant about Obama and the American economy.No one holds a grudge like Palin. In June, Palin was overtly critical of Kelly for interviewing Jill Duggar Dillard and Jessa Duggar Seewald on her Fox News program. Two weeks later it was announced that Palin had been dumped from her position at Fox News.That Palin is an exceedingly dull blade goes without saying, but even she must have noted the timing of Fox's decision.Trump just blew some seriously needed oxygen into Palin's sinking political platform by indicating that Palin would serve in a cabinet-level capacity in his administration--which only someone with Palin's crazy could view as a possibility -- and for a brief moment it appeared that Palin's stock, depressed as it is, might yet have another bump in it.Not so. The descending numbers from her political action committee and her utter disappearance from the national Republican debate fully indicate that Palin's political half-life has long since passed. She's been reduced to a laugh-line and an afterthought.As I noted in my critical biography of her, The Lies of Sarah Palin: The Untold Story Behind her Relentless Quest for Power, there is really no low to which Palin will not stoop to advance her own political and monetary interests. Her silence on the Kelly-Trump affair is par for the Palin course. When it comes to political courage and integrity, she has none.Even though I loathe Megyn Kelly, I have to side with her on DumpTrump's comments regarding her. I hold political candidates (both sides) to a high standard. I was a Hillary supporter back in 2007-08 and then switched to Barack Obama because I felt her attacks on him were out of line.Reason's Sarah has been silent: she wants to be in his administration, nuff said.Sarah sort of responded to Geoffrey Dunn through Brancy. That post will be up later this afternoon.