Brand New Bag: What You’ll Take to Fyre Festival and What You’ll Take In It

Coachella May Have Been Out-Coachellad

There’s a new music festival in town—er, on a cay in the Bahamian district of Exuma. It’s the new
favored experience of supermodels. In fact, Bella Hadid, Elsa Hosk, Hailey Baldwin, Alessandra Ambrosio and
more are promoting it right on the homepage. Its
purpose is to be the far more exclusive answer to Coachella. Yachts are encouraged, $250,000-level tickets
are sold, and #vanlife really isn’t possible. And even though I am not personally ready to welcome Blink 182 back into my life, and
although there’s a strong temptation to dismiss the whole thing as a tactless display of obscene wealth
and frivolity, objectively, Fyre seems like a pretty choice place to be.

In the event you’re heading down there, or if you’d just like to fantasize with us, here’s a packing
list for you, and a bag for it. Given the nature of this trip, we’ll be forgoing the usual inclusion of
more obscure, up-and-coming labels and sticking to the big guys. Enjoy, you lucky bastard.