Cameron Diaz overshares in her new book, 'The Body Book'

Cameron Diaz has written a book. Because WHY NOT. Every other celebrity is doing it. Apparently if you’re mildly successful in Hollywood (okay, you don’t even have to be successful) you apparently have what it takes to write a book. Cameron wrote “The Body Book,” and excerpts from inside are finally making their way online. She devoted an entire section of the book to the nether-region, titled “In Praise of Pubes.”

“I hear that there’s a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits,” Diaz writes. “… Personally, I think permanent laser hair removal sounds like a crazy idea. Forever? I know you may think you’ll be wearing the same style of shoes forever and the same style of jeans forever, but you won’t. The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people.”

Then — fair warning — Diaz gets a little graphic. “Pubic hair also serves as a pretty draping that makes it a little mysterious to the one who might be courting your sexiness,” Diaz intones. “Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer. Also, let’s be honest: just like every other part of your body, your labia major is not immune to gravity. Do you really want a hairless vagina for the rest of your life?”

She continues, “It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies. Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is.”

I am so grossed out with this topic. I guess it’s her book, and she can talk about her labia if she wants to, but I could have gone a lifetime without thinking about what gravity does to a vagina.