Fearful Negotiations

Every negotiation should end in a savage beating, after all violence makes the world go around. What? You thought it was love?

What are you… High?

Good, clean, wholesome violence has solved more problems on this planet than any other solution bar none. Love on the other hand is a relentless monster crushing the life out all those who appose it. It is an emotion that causes misery and despair wherever it dwells and will surely be the doom of us all.

…Also everything I know about love I learned by watching the Hallmark channel.