Use this for the next comment battle

The next time you’re waging battle in a comments thread about why Microsoft sux or why your app got rejected by the app store or how labradoodles are cuter than chi-poms, you can use this yawning Guinea pig to express distaste of your opponents stupid opinion. Just link to it!

Yeah, the widdle protruding teefies, pretty much produced a lack of existence in me. Have his/ her parents already placed a down-payment into a dental account, to pre-pay for his/her braces?? And — more importantly — will they be cool, invisible vinyl braces in order to prevent psychic trauma him/her when he/she reaches Junior High School aka HELL ITSELF????

My death certificate will be arriving soon. At the risk of repeating a term used by many others before me: THUNK !!!

This must be a 3rd-generation peeg. Its 1st-generation immigrant grandma slaved away in her crocheted bonnet to make a new life in America. Her children grew up as Americans (but eating bialys), went to college, & became doctors & lawyers. The 3rd-generation peegs (like this one) are lazy & spoiled; all they do is play xBox & ask for money. Tee-hee! (No offence to nuffers, my parents are immigrants. [Yet I did not become a doctor or lawyer.])

@crazywienerdoglady, that is one seriously anerable kitteh. My dog (who was lying beside me when I started watching the video) got up and moved to the opposite end of the couch and flopped down with a huge sigh of disgust. (“Mom is consorting wth the enemy again”, you could just hear him thinking).

TO THE PET OWNERS WHO MAKE THIS VEIDIO, I HOPE SOMEBODY BORES THE “F” OUT OF YOU AND TAPES IT AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYBODY TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! STOP CONDESCENTING ON YOUR PET RIGHT NOW!!!!

[I know you’re poking fun at the folks who would say this in earnest, and I know that you know that plenty of folks will blithely take this at face value anyway; so my question to you is, what did you draw today? ;) – Ed.]

It seems as though there is some depth to that story you were telling. Tell me about your childhood. How was your rela. w/ YOUR (first-generation immigrant) mother? Was there *tension* in the household?? Yes, that’s it; lie down on the sofa there & tell us all about it . We’re here for ya!!!
Signed,
Yours in Psychotherapy

(PS: this is all said warmly & with supportive karma, not as a snark, I PROMISE!!)

Someone please tell me why do humans make that “EEEEEHHH!” sound and distort their faces is strange way, whenever they see something cute? I watched this video three times, and I couldn’t stop grinning and going “EEEEH!”. Is it a reflex or what?

Personally, my sound is more like vacuum cleaner sound done through clenched teeth and squinty eyes, usually followed by a hearty “dur-du-dur-du-duru” and occasionally topped off with a “You cute bastard!” (but only when it’s really OTT).

My theory is that we are witnessing a literal overload of cute and that our cogs and gears are pipes and whatnots are straining to keep it together in the face of a full-on cute assault. I believe that some kind of doomsday device exists out there in the form of a particularly scruffy bunny.

I am sorry, I want to cry right now. My life sucks so bad. I know I haven’t posted in a while. Someone help me, this is so not right. My life is a good reason why America needs to kick celebrities especially the Backstreet Boys to the curb. I don’t care if you like them, I never lied about anything with them, and I even turn back full Christian for them. I can’t even go to church because of them, and because Kevin Richardson is staying in town to bribe Mayor Micheal Coleman and others so they can win my case without my legal rights even being respected. The police didn’t even ask and Nick Carter keeps lying to his own security, even through Jive change the rules about other artists hiring people diagnosed with sociopathic psychosis like Sandra Mcnanny, they don’t have to obey it and she is completely ruinning my life. Their trying to bring work into it by lying to my bosses, co-workers, etc. when it’s not fair to me at all. I can’t even go back to college and I want to really bad but they told people to treat me unfairly compared to if I didn’t know them. They have lied to everyone in my hometown not a part of my family or a close friend of mine. Their trying to control my social life, my personal life, they have police not even investigating Sandra Mcnanny for the harassment she did of Barrack Obama when he ran last year.

I couldn’t even log into the website at that time, but their blaming me for all of her crimes over the past 12 years, including her fraudulent contracting scheme. It gets worse than that. I won’t obey them and I can’t go to prision, because the state of Ohio blacklisted me illegally so I couldn’t get a lawyer for calls Sandra Mcnanny and The Backstreet Boys, and their friends made lying to the state bar, not me. I tried to call them, but it doesn’t matter since Sandra has a friend that knows the State Atteroney, and has bribed everyone. So if BSB tries to shut me down. I will just file criminal charges against the mayor for letting this go on for 12 years and telling police to ignore the call I made at Hilliard Schools when I was 12.

Since they hate their fans, and just want people to at like psychos and lie to them all the time. I have never lied to them, so I don’t know what their thinking their so shallow, they ignore the fact that most fans make as much as I do a year or less, and that also most fans fit their definition of psychical “uglyiness” not looking so super nice or whatever that Sandra does.

But more importantly they ignore laws, safetly, and they even told my bosses not to talk to me about the issue with them. Did they not think I wouldn’t hear about it through the people they lied to at work, including at one point my own boss and manager. I didn’t lie to them, I don’t even hate the managers there. Just check out my posts for the truth, nice videos. :(

Whoa, I just noticed, this is a Meg post. All along I thought it was NOMTOM, y’no, because it’s kinda wordy.
Huh. Weird.
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Not that it means anything.
Just babbling here. Filling in. Shootin’ the breeze. Whistlin’ Dixie.
Ramblin’. Gamblin’. Amblin’ on. :-)

Yeah, Theo. You guys better put us some more guinea pigs or cats or pygmy hippopotamuses or fruit bats or SOMETHING, or we’re ALL going to start writing long screeds about the Backstreet Boys and how we’re being persecuted or something.

Yeh, I was moderately cornfoozled when yer thing said NTMTOM; I often tangle my crossed hairs (hares?) but YOU are generally one of our Traffic Lights of Clever Accuracy !!! (sorry, it’s the closest analogy within my reach, I know it’s a little quirky but oh well things here on CO are sometimes MORE THAN a LITTLE quirky…) Ennyway. Guess you’re a hooman with occ hiccups, huh?
Sent w/ affection & support (YAY TEAM)