The official Rudge Park yearbook, edited by William Mckenzie (aka
Wayne Pooney / Briefcase).
A note from the editor:
Dear Respected Online Customer
Welcome to the page of the first ever official Rudge Park yearbook.
And thank you very much in advance for purchasing the book at the
incredibly reasonable price they are bound to be selling it at.
When I put myself forward to be the editor of the yearbook, my
headmaster Mr Gilbert was the first to wish me words of wisdom and
support. His actual words -- 'Well, McKenzie, I'm looking forward
to seeing how you piss this one up' -- were the inspiration behind
this book. Sadly, and this is not an apology, due to a print
schedule that can only be described as fascistic, I wasn't able to
finish the book to my exact liking. However, I was very lucky that
my 'friends', Jay Cartwright, Simon Cooper and Neil Sutherland
decided to supply a lot of the material.
So, inside this 'masterpiece' (Polly McKenzie) you'll find: Simon's
Love Poetry, Jay's A-Z of Sex and (nonsensical) Business Plan, the
Camber Sands Caravan Club newsletter, Neil's Biology coursework,
entitled Do You Put the Balls In? and his map of Rudge Park, along
with some incisive pieces of journalism, most likely written by me.
And there's lots of other random stuff which has never seen the
light of day. God knows how it got in there.
It is my greatest, and only, achievement from my two years at Rudge
Park. May it bring you years of happiness and joy, and not just on
the toilet.
Yours
William McKenzie, Editor