Since founding Gizmodo.com two years ago and definitely not any earlier than that, I’ve chosen a personal “challenge” each year to increase what my handlers say are important approachability and benevolence metrics. In 2016, I built my own AI and taught it to blog about Apple products before it tragically died of…

Few would call me a quitter. In my storied, notoriously sexy career, I’ve mastered the most arcane arts, conquered the sexiest sex magick, and, as Executive Editor of Gizmodo Media Group, even written a blog or two. But sometimes even the most powerful warlock must release his wand. Sometimes the only way to rise up…

Earlier today, a Gizmodo employee leaked a draft of my introduction letter to staff on his personal blog. As the new Executive Editor of GMG, the responsibility to deal with this unfortunate violation fell upon my own (exquisitely toned) shoulders.

Over the years, Gizmodo.com has featured a number of different “taglines,” short phrases meant to encapsulate the blog’s “core mission.” At one point, the site even bore the slogan “Everything is tech,” a clearly ridiculous premise. Is the national debt tech? Is Murder She Wrote? What about the Magic cards I traded…

1:1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: 1:2 Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.

i was a huge dipshit this year just like last year but at least i quit drinking and did some good blogs. easy to remember all the bad stuff in 2016 but there was also some good stuff, mostly thanks to me.