You are in a dark room, there is a cloaked figure in the corner of the room.

However, despite being brainwashed you know perfect English and you know your name and appearance!

This is a d6 rpg. What I roll determines how awesomely you do something. There is a clear end to this RPG, and you don't level up. You also don't have strong or weak weapons, your weapons are weapons regardless. How they function affects the game. (Example: You might break a sword slicing at an iron golem, but it could've cut of a goblin's head as good as any other sword)

You can choose between one of the following races:-Human (no abilities)-Dwarf (Can see in the dark, has a cool beard that always grows back)-Elf (Can summon a sword at will, but can not carry any CC weapons in the physical realm. Also gets a bow.(has 5 arrows, you must keep track of your arrows and if you don't specify at the end of an action how many arrows you have you simply loose all of them, regardless of if you used the bow or not)-Bard type (His electric guitar with the built in amp can give his allies +1 on dice rolls, but it destroys stealth and also he can't attack)-Ninja (Is always quiet around guards, can't be seen in the dark. Refers to himself in the 3rd person)

There are 5 spots open. Specify your name, race, and weapon if you want to join. Also describe your appearance. You have no armor.

Shinji Akira Vegeta is a human raised in the land of Nippon. He wears orange robes with the sign of his dojo on the back. He has pointy yellow and black hair, and a headband with a number 2 on it. He wishes to avenge his father (the head of his ninja clan), who was killed by an unknown conspiracy during a motorcycle race.

KhaoTiK wrote:Name: Donnie DarkoAppearance: 6'1" Brown hair long enough to cover ears, and the hair goes to the side. Wearing a suit and tie with converse.Race: NinjaWeapon: Sword, his penis is so big it can double as a blunt weapon, but only when it is hard, and is impossible to remove from his. (I just want to prevent him from his penis getting cut off.)

how about he uses a ghost cock because his real dick was cut off by a samurai and he goes on a quest to find the guy who cut off his dick

KhaoTiK wrote:Name: Donnie DarkoAppearance: 6'1" Brown hair long enough to cover ears, and the hair goes to the side. Wearing a suit and tie with converse.Race: NinjaWeapon: Sword, his penis is so big it can double as a blunt weapon, but only when it is hard, and is impossible to remove from his. (I just want to prevent him from his penis getting cut off.)

how about he uses a ghost cock because his real dick was cut off by a samurai and he goes on a quest to find the guy who cut off his dick

What if the twist is that it was my father who cut off his dick and he has to find out and he holds me responsible and we duel to the death?

KhaoTiK wrote:Name: Donnie DarkoAppearance: 6'1" Brown hair long enough to cover ears, and the hair goes to the side. Wearing a suit and tie with converse.Race: NinjaWeapon: Sword, his penis is so big it can double as a blunt weapon, but only when it is hard, and is impossible to remove from his. (I just want to prevent him from his penis getting cut off.)

how about he uses a ghost cock because his real dick was cut off by a samurai and he goes on a quest to find the guy who cut off his dick

What if the twist is that it was my father who cut off his dick and he has to find out and he holds me responsible and we duel to the death?

Ok, three people is enough to start the game I guess. More people can join later.

Now, all three of you guys sit in the room, David didn't specify his weight or profession so he's a morbidly obese converse salesman. He can loose weight if he isn't a lazy asshole. Overwatch is currently using a harmonica that can turn into a tuba, because I'm too lazy to draw a tuba.

The man in the cloak addresses everyone in the room. "Hi guys. You're trapped in the cliche dungeon/catacombs of death. Thankfully, I'm the god in this forum RPG. I need you to do some important things for me, so you need to escape this dungeon."

samuelzz10 wrote:Ok, three people is enough to start the game I guess. More people can join later.

Now, all three of you guys sit in the room, David didn't specify his weight or profession so he's a morbidly obese converse salesman. He can loose weight if he isn't a lazy asshole. Overwatch is currently using a harmonica that can turn into a tuba, because I'm too lazy to draw a tuba.

The man in the cloak addresses everyone in the room. "Hi guys. You're trapped in the cliche dungeon/catacombs of death. Thankfully, I'm the god in this forum RPG. I need you to do some important things for me, so you need to escape this dungeon."

Type your commands to continue the journey.

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>Donnie searches for a key to the gate

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