What??? No.

The UK Sun is reporting that Eddie Murphy is confirmed to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie helmed by Christopher Nolan even though Nolan himself recently said that he’s yet to even see a script. Apparently Rachel Weisz will go ahead as Catwoman.

Rachel Weisz sure.

But Eddie Murphy? Who keeps making one sh-tty movie after another…THAT Eddie Murphy?

Please.

Don’t want to believe. Won’t believe.

The Sun, thankfully in this case, isn’t always a bastion of accuracy. They did break the Madonna Guy divorce but they also reported several times that Britney and Justin would duet. I know, right?

Seriously, Nolan is a smart guy. I just… I can’t… I don’t see it. Thoughts?