One of the best things about the sports media — and by "best" I mean "most irritating" — is the reporting of a non-event: UPDATE! A.I. trade talks continue! Nothing but rumors to report! And that's where we are today. All we know is that Iverson nixed a move to Charlotte, and that the Warriors are working hard to make a trade happen. And that maybe we should all just chill the fuck out until he actually gets traded, because positing theories and hunches and opinions and conjecture gets a little old on the third or fourth day.

ANYWAY. To honor the Answer, I have here my favorite A.I. clip ever. This press conference is unspeakably more fun to watch than his crossover — be sure to watch all the way to the end.