Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Congratulations, Idiots!

You managed to get the president to waste a little of his valuable time proving what had already been proven.

Wed Apr 27, 9:14 am ET

White House releases Obama birth certificate

Great job! Now you've seen it, so all the months of shouting and sign-waving and frivolous lawsuits were all worth it.

So now I guess we can get down to serious business without the silly distractions. Ha! of course we can't. Now we have to demand our right to see the president's college transcripts!

What the heck is wrong with asking the President of the United States to disclose what his college thesis was, what some of the um, uh, Harvard Law Review papers were that he wrote? I don't care about his grades. --Sarah Palin

Oh, my God! You'd think now that the whole birther bullshit has finally been laid to rest, that. . . oh, really? They're still not satisfied? This is me feigning shock!

BORN IN THE USA?

White House releases Obama 'birth certificate'

Cites Kapiolani as location, father's race as 'African'

Yep, "birth certificate" is in quotes. I don't know why they went with the single quotes, but whatever.

The White House today released a copy of President Obama's "Certificate of Live Birth," a document that for the first time claims Kapiolani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital as the president's birth place. . .

If the document proves valid, it could answer the questions raised by those who have alleged he was not actually born in Hawaii. But it also could prove his ineligibility because of its references to his father. Some of the cases challenging Obama have explained that he was a dual citizen through his father at his birth, and they contend the framers of the Constitution excluded dual citizens from qualifying as natural born citizens.

Of course it still isn't good enough! You could show them video of Obama's mother giving birth to him on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and it wouldn't change anything.
Does this come as a surprise to you, Mr. president? No matter what documentation you show them, you're not going to get any less black.
These people can't stand the fact that you are the President and just can't bring themse3lves to admit that you are legitimate. There's no point in trying to reason with them.

"The news media and the political establishment were quick to rush to
judgment regarding Obama's eligibility in 2008, without any basis. It
would be a big mistake for everyone to jump to a conclusion now based on
the release of this document, which raises as many questions as it
answers," Farah added.

See? It "raises as many questions as it answers?" That's so fucking insane. You can't combat thatt kind of crazy with facts and evidence and logic. These are the kind of people who think that the moon landing was fake and professional wrestling is real. Don't try to humor them, don't try to placate them, just ignore them. They won't go away, but at least we don't have to legitimize their insanity.

1 comment:

I am damned near speechless regarding the insanity and batshittery rampant in this country. The fucking place is coming apart at the seams, and these fools are harping on this, same gender sex and women's wombs. Not one of these morons is worth spit.