Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

Years after leaving caped crusading, Robin attempts to return to his roots only to meet the same fate as the rest of his family.

Second Wind

In the words of a wise towel, "Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on." There's a moral in here somewhere, I'm sure of it. Don't let your giant cat catch you playing soccer with a floating Shy Guy or else you'll get zapped with a laser? Sure, why the hell not.

Aww c'mon guy, really? You're gonna toe drag yourself sideways into a hill after buzzing a field of boulders? That's like making the heroic dive through slowly-closing security doors only to get your shoelaces stuck in the subsequent escalator.

Side note: they're security doors for a reason, they exist to improve security. If you only use them to when you are insecure, why the hell do they take 45 seconds to shut?

Jimmy Page and the Best Guitar Solo of All Time

From Dazed and Confused, filmed 1970 at Prince Albert Hall. I challenge you to find a better solo—any genre, any era.

Jake Brown Hits the Deck

Migrant Glass Plasma Bong

If an Erlenmeyer flask and a plasma lamp hooked up, this would be their love child. Details are super sketchy on this piece but it's reputedly the work of Migrant Glass. It appears from the video that the binger's blown with a double layer design and filled with the necessary noble gas (which reacts with RF signals and creates the touch-sensitive lightning effect) but there are no details as to availability or price. [Migrant Glass, AquaLab Tech]

Milky bong hits in HD 3k resolution

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.