Yeah, yeah, I know GM foods are the work of the Devil and will completely destroy the balance of nature if unchecked, but all the same if there are any scientists reading this who feel inclined to engineer an ‘easy peel’ tangerine I’d be extremely grateful.

I won’t insist that it taste like chocolate, but guys if you find that’s the road you have to go down then I’m not one to stand in the way of progress.