We all love a good weird picture – but which is the strangest of the strange? Each week, we’ll put two of our favourite bizarre images to a public vote in a tournament to find the weirdest picture in the world. Two pictures enter – only one will leave…Reigning Champion – Two-Headed CowChallenger – Jam Jar X-Ray

Now – vote for your favourite!

The two-headed calf is fed her mother’s milk from a bottle by her owners

Emergin victorious by the narrowest of margins in last week’s contest (so close that it came down to a judgement call about whether the comment ‘the two-headed cow is making me feel nauteous’ was a vote for, a vote against, or an undecided) was the two-headed cow born in Egypt , whose owner described it as a ‘divine miracle’. Farmer Sobhy el-Ganzoury said it took two hours and a lot of pulling to deliver the two-headed calf, who is now in a stable condition and is expected to survive.

Despite surviving the difficult birth, the calf still can’t stand up because of its heavy heads and that fact that its legs were weakened by the difficult birth. It is being fed her mother’s milk with a baby bottle until it gains strength.

A rectally inserted jam jar. Ouch. (Pictures: Barcroft)

Stepping gingerly up to the challenge this week is this coloured x-ray image of a jam jar, seen nestling firmly inside the body an elderly man who got the jar lodged in his rectum. He had, apparently, been suffering from constipation, and the jam jar had been inserted in an attempt to remedy the situation.

This, we feel obliged to point out, is a very, very bad idea and is not recommended as a cure for constipation by any doctors, except possibly doctors who are mad.

Which is the weirder of the two pictures? You get to decide which one will go forward into next week’s round to face a new challenger – until we find a reigning champion of weird pictures. Simply vote by leaving a comment below – either write‘Two-Headed Cow’if you want to vote for the multi-headed bovine, or‘Jam Jar X-Ray’to vote for the rectal insertion. Let battle commence…