Financial Advice for Supervillains on a Budget

The economic downturn has hit a lot of Americans where it hurts: right in the piggy bank. But there's another level of damage that's invisible to the public eye- behind the veil of civilized society, in volcano lairs and nuclear submarines, our nations' supervillains are feeling the financial crunch. If you're one of these scoundrels, odds are you can no longer afford the giant robots, armies of henchmen, and phallic death rays that you're used to commanding. But don't worry; there's hope. Here. Take this pamphlet.