There's nothing worse than seeing a middle-aged man who’s had grooming advice trying to get down with the kidz.

Or rather there is.

Seeing George “Gideon” Osborne try to do it. And fail worse than a square, white uncle rapping in a cardie and slacks at an 18th birthday bash.

Millennial George told us roughly ten times he was doing everything for “ The Next Generation .”

Nobody knew what he meant, but his plum voice made him sound like posh 60s DJ David Jacobs introducing a new pop combo of that name.

He was making schools better for the kidz, giving ISAs to the kidz, providing more sport for the kidz, introducing a sugar tax to cut out obesity for the kidz (although there was no mention of disabled kidz.)

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Meanwhile, on either side of the hip-daddio, sat David Cameron and Theresa May, sporting more bags for life under their eyes than Tesco own, and looking about as modern as Fanny and Johnnie Cradock.

It was clear from the Labour roars that the kidz were being used as human shields due to Osborne missing virtually all of his fiscal targets.

He’d tried to blind us with an avalanche of figures and estimates to show how rosy the economy is.

George Osborne has tried to blind us with figures (Image: PA)

But it felt like staying in a one-star hotel, then reading reviews on TripAdvisor placed by the management, giving it five.

How bizarre for a Chancellor to announce students are so innumerate they may have to study maths until they’re 18, when none of his sums added up?

But then how bizarre for one who has axed maintenance grants and housing benefits to under-21s, upped tuition fees and decimated youth services, to suddenly declare a mission to look after The Next Generation.

Thankfully, grandad Corbyn slapped him down by reminding him he’s shown less compassion to children than King Herod.