What's your pirate name?

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Pretty weak, huh? And I bet I know a few who'd question my "planning skills." Well, maybe you can do better with this quiz. Yarrrrr, indeed.

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"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! "

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Why would I want to hang out with the likes of all y'all? I didn't have fun last time and I really didn't enjoy meeting anyone! I really, really didn't like getting that free pitcher either:) LOL If I can get a sitter I definitely won't be there!
It isn't about BEing right, it's about DOing right.

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

(But it named me Bloody Bess Kidd the second time around)

Hey, what time did the pirate party break up last night? We obviously missed it :-(

Disowned me? You have no privilege t' treat me like that! You be me second mother and be stuck with me for t' rest o' your life! Even if I be a bad bucko who never calls or comes t' visit. T' phone does work both ways! You be t' biggest fluffer I have ever known. I sometimes even envy your fluffin' abilities. Arrrr.

Fluffy navigates his yacht around the ocean in a manner befitting his station in life, that of a pampered poodle. One day pirates with villainy in their hearts seize his yacht and take him prisoner. They ridicule his bow tie, plumed hat, and natty attire, but rather than take the bait, Fluffy shows these dogs just what he is

"Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

more than a few Bonney's around. Seems as if someone's forebearer really liked ridin the waves!

Mad James Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Is that good or bad? rofl

Leave it to a pirate blog to be so popular in such a short time. Sheesh.

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