Your post may be very classical and high-brow but it does not beat an Irishman on the radio who believes he has captured an alien that he keeps in his cupboard and disguises with a Tony Blair mask when he takes it out.

Nice try. You're thoroughly welcome to post more links though (marked NSFW next time ) in an attempt to keep us entertained.

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway