Summary

Sansa is washed ashore on a strange land, where people wear furs, fight fiercely and speak in a strange tongue. WHERE IS SHE? Frickin' Kattegat, home of Ragnar Lothbrook, that's where. Expect much Westeros/Scandinavia confusion.

Summary

At one point in their life all Dwarrow felt The Calling, the need to create something special for their One. Nori was a thief; his craft was to steal things. Somehow he doubted that particular combination would work out and that didn’t even start to account for Hobbits and dragons.

Based on a prompt by Pirateking. It got a bit out of hand XDDon't let the number of words or chapters scare you. The chapters are short and there are enough opportunities to take a break and be a responsible adult or whatever ^_~