Initial Expectations: Hundies has been a little hit or miss for me, so I'm not quite sure what to expect here.

Initial Reaction: It's overly bland and very uninspired.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting repetitive sex without too much chemistry

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a little variety

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any really obtrusive background noises other than the camera man. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. It's simple and straightforward with decent lighting, but there are a few signs of pixelation.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu blends a few clips from the movie and a little minor animation with stills of some of the girls for an okay first impression. The chapter menu isn't too bad and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the MILF in it.

The Feature

The MILF Internal series keeps things pretty simple. Each scene starts with the girl chatting about themselves a little and showing off before they're joined by a guy. They fuck for a bit and then finish things up with an internal pop shot.

Scene 1 – Michelle Avanti and Johnny Thrust

Brunette Michelle talks about looking forward to being filled with cum before showing off her holes as Johnny moves right in to start fucking her doggie style. She turns around to gag on his cock before letting him fuck her missionary style while also giving her face a few slaps. Michelle works in plenty of vocals and a little more cocksucking while she rides him in each of the cowgirls, and lets him spoon her and pile drive her before they return to fuck doggie and cowgirl style. They finish things up missionary style where Johnny drops his load into Michelle's cunt before she sits up to let it flow back out.

This is an above average scene. Michelle puts out some nice energy, but her vocals came off a bit forced for me. There is pretty good chemistry between her and Johnny, but he's never done much for me as a cocksman and I'll readily admit to having problems getting into his scene because of it. Throw in the guy behind the camera having a hard time keeping his mouth closed and you have a scene with a fair amount holding it back. The cream pie does appear to be real, however, and helps to raise the scene a notch. This isn't a bad scene, but there's nothing too special about it either.

Scene 2 – Morgan Reigns and Van Damage

Cute redhead Morgan shows off plenty of spirit before turning around to show off her butt along with some happy teasing. She shows off the tits, ass, and a very nice pair of eyes before licking, sucking, and stroking Van's cock as he moves in. Morgan lays back on the couch for Van to fuck her bald beaver missionary style before showing off her ass riding Van cowgirl style and letting him fuck her doggie style. She also gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride and lets Van spoon her before he pops in her pussy missionary style. Afterwards Morgan pushes a fair amount of the cum back out of her pussy without any help before Van sends a finger in to help a little more out.

This is a pretty hot scene. Once again the camera dude has a problem keeping his mouth shit and definitely holds the scene back a little. There's nice chemistry and energy between Morgan and Van, and she puts out some nice vocals at a realistic level. This scene worked well for me, and easily came out as the best in the movie.

Scene 3 – Payton Leigh and Anthony Hardwood

Almost immediately after introducing herself Payton turns around to show off her ass. Anthony arrives soon after and she quickly gets to work sucking his cock before getting up to fuck it cowgirl style. Anthony picks her up to fuck her in midair before laying her back for a missionary fuck with a bit more cocksucking mixed in. They take to the floor for a little doggie fucking before Payton rides him reverse cowgirl style. They get in a little more doggie fucking and a bit of spooning before Anthony busts a nut in Payton's pussy bow and arrow style. Payton rolls around to show the cum hovering on the edge of her pussy before Anthony lends a finger to help it out.

This is an above average scene. Thankfully the camera guy shuts up a bit more here than in the previous scenes, but the chemistry was a bit hit or miss between Payton and Anthony for me. It picks up pretty good late in the scene, but for at least the first half it hovered around or slightly below the average mark. Payton looks pretty good for her age with a tight body, and the cream pie appears to be real to help the scene back out. This scene makes it above the average mark, but works fairly hard to get there.

Scene 4 – Reagan Anthony and Johnny Thrust

Bottle blonde and borderline anorexic looking Reagan quickly drops her top to show a pair of implanted tits which look like they want to point in opposite directions. As soon as Johnny moves in Reagan drops to her knees to lick and suck his cock softly while mixing in some very nice eyes, ball licking, and titty fucking. She continues to suck him as he sits back on the couch before getting up for the cowgirl ride, and turns around for the reverse cowgirl before letting Johnny fuck her doggie style. They also get in a bit of spooning before Reagan sucks Johnny clean and then moves on to fuck her missionary style with the cream pie finish. After an editing cut Johnny sends a finger in to try to bring out a bit of cum without much luck.

This scene didn't do a lot for me. Yes, Reagan does put out some nice energy and vocals, but she also put out a very trashy vibe to me that made me wonder how many times her home had been made the news due to tornadoes hitting the trailer park where she lived. There's also a very obvious editing cut after the pop shot that left me doubting the cream pie finish even though they couldn't find any cum to bring back out. This scene easily came out as one of the the weaker scenes in the movie.

Scene 5 – Nicole Moore and Dino Bravo

Dirty blonde Nicole talks quickly about not normally doing cream pies before showing off a great rack as well as a very nice ass and shaved pussy. She happily goes to work sucking Dino's cock when he arrives and keeps it up as he sits back on the couch with plenty of camera mugging mixed in. Nicole rides Dino in each of the cowgirls before laying back for some missionary work. They also fuck doggie style and spoon before doing the standard missionary vaginal cream pie finish. Dino pulls out and the cum immediately starts to flow out of Nicole's pussy before Dino helps it out with his fingers.

This is another scene that never quite made it to the average mark. In addition to a lot over very noticeable editing cuts and the camera guy getting a little more vocal, Nicole never did much of anything for me once Dino arrived. She has a great rack and a nice smile, but her vocals were so overdone that at times I thought I was going to have to make an appointment with my optometrist to try to correct the damage to my eyes from how far they rolled back in my head. This is another of the weaker scenes in the movie.

M.I.L.F. Internal 5 is a very average cream pie movie. The MILFs are all decent looking, but none of them really stand out in the looks department. Sadly, none of them also stand out in the sex department either. There's some decent chemistry in the first few scenes, but nothing that really drew me into any of the scenes and never let me go. The scenes also seemed very generic, and at times annoying. The camera guy never seemed to realize that his voice wasn't needed in the scenes, and the positions in the scenes felt like somebody was checking them off of a list as they went through them. Every scene also finishes with the girls taking their cream pie missionary style with the exception of Payton who adds the amazing variation of a slight twist to take hers bow and arrow style. Mixing in a little spooning or reverse cowgirl for the cream pies would have really been a nice touch, as would have an anal cream pie or two. M.I.L.F. Internal 5 is an extremely bland release that is never too engaging.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Pigtails Roundasses 7, Ass Like That 7, and Ass Munchers 5. The photo gallery lasts four minutes and takes about five seconds to annoyingly pan around each snapshot.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, cream pies (vaginal), and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hundies' DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with only a few stores offering them for under $20. Aim very low here. The movie isn't bad, but it is exceptionally bland and uninspired. The technical aspects are okay but there's no effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This release doesn't quite make it to the average mark.

Note to Hundies: A little variety would have been very nice. So would a quieter camera man and some extras.

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