Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A little free marketing advice

Hi Dinosaur World. I love you. You are what I wish the world could be. Namely, infested with dinosaurs.I recently came across a brochure advertising your attraction. Here it is...

Not bad. Colorful. Eye-catching. I'm intrigued. But do you mind if I tweak it just a tad...?

Now that's what you call an attention getter, a trend setter and a serious bed wetter!And you're welcome.

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Who's this guy?

Originally from Benton Harbor, Michigan, I have lived in the Tampa Bay area for over 20 years now. I am a published writer with numerous internet columns, magazine articles and a documentary film credit. I've also done professional announcing and acting. I like to make fun of stupid people in positions of authority when they do stupid things. While that implies that I think I'm somehow superior to them, nothing could be further from the truth.