Today in Bro: If You're a Keg-Standing Frat Bro, CBS Is Looking for You

Frat bros, your tireless commitment to shirtlessness and raging alcoholism has finally paid off. Producers are looking for a male frat bro who can do keg stands (are there any who can't?) and not wear a shirt for the CBS show Reckless. Interested bros "must have keg stand experience," and should also be "guys with six-packs."

We're proud of you, frat bros. When everyone told you to put a shirt on, you said no. When everyone said all that cheap beer was probably going to kill you, you said "jeah right, bro," put your hat on backwards, and staggered back into the bar. And now look at you, finally getting your moment in the sun. Here's to getting one step closer to the dream of every bro: 30 unfettered minutes of television show glory just like king of the bros Ryan Lochte.