Yes. This is a topic solely devoted to Bread, our burnt would-be garlic thing from the back of the oven, also known as Wheatie! Tell us what you love about Bread.
I love that Bread is Bread-shaped. You?

wait... it bread is a... person... then how is he/she "bread shaped"?
and i bet even the person, could become explosive. even the ostrich eggs. now if the guy was shoving exploding ostrich eggs down his throat, then he'd be an idiot.

[q]-shoves ostridge egg down throat-
-choaks-
Yech . . . I should've had a peice of bread . . .[/q]
Lol...
You can't eat bread. That's wroooong. We're discussing what we like best about Bread. But... not in an edible way. Because that's evil.
Now, toast on the other hand...

If you eat Bread, then Bread is toast. So a dead Bread fits the discussion.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes to good to ever be real toast. It can't count. That's like how grape juice always manages to taste like something other than grapes.
Am I the only one who noticed that aliens in movies usually look and sound like big, funny colored babies?

[q]The swirly toast kicks more ass than you can imagine. But they're so tiny![/q]
I did not mean Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I mean real sugar toast. Where you get toast and dump two tons of sugar and cinnamon on top of it. You should totally try it.