Well I was out on some back rods messing around with 3 guys in the bed and 2 in the cab. We broke down 1 hour from any town in a barren old mining town.. It is deserted for but one house.. So we walked to this house and the dude ownes a mountain lion in a cage.. Needless to say I was drunk enough to stick my finger into the cage. And it swatted it and made the waha haw! sound.. I almost shat myself... BUt the guy let us use his phone and we managed to get home around 2 am...

I uncovered a few stolen jeeps in this deep mud hole that noone would go through. I took my 85 toyota in it and hit something hard and was stuck. I went and got my buddies with a duece and half. winched out 3 jeeps that were in there. I think that there is more in there! but have not found out yet!

My friend Bobby and I were out on one of my favorite trails, that rarely has any evidence of anyone else up there and this day was no differnt, a couple weekends ago breaking in the new suspension on his bronco.
We were at the top of the trail, ends after twisting around a few mountains on a small platform half way up the small valley. We were hanging out taking pics and stuff, when he ventured off for a few minutes and came running back tellin me to come look at something. Walk back to where he was a burnt spot in the tall dry grass that was perfectly square and had about 5 spots that looked like something was burried in them. it was getting dark so we didnt spend much mroe time there but were goin back saturday morning to check it out.

Did you go back and look?

Strangest thing I've found was a naked man taking pics of his own dick

MY BUDDY AND I BOTH OWN XJS--WE WERE MUDDIN ON 4/28 AND THE MUD WAS DEEEEP! SO...I GOT STUCK. WE BOTH GOT OUT OF OUR JEEPS AND WERE LOOKING FOR ROCKS TO PUT UNDER THE TIRES--IN THE WOODS MY BUDDY FOUND 1 BUSHWACKER FLAIR..COOL! 20 MIN LATER I ACTUALLY FELL KNEE DEEP IN MUD RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER ONE!--SSTTRRAANNGGEE! WE WILL PROBABLY PUT THEM ON HIS JEEP NEXT WEEK!

Only off road story I have in a vehicle was when I found the one mudhole that had a boulder in it and I blew my tire off the rim and bent the rim beyond repair. Good ol change the tire on the trail deal.

I used to live in Cedar Hill Texas and there was a rich guy owned a lot of property behind the neighborhood I lived in. Me and my buddies would ride bikes in the woods back there and we would use his property as a shortcut to get from one side of the town to the other. He had a creek and there was a car upside down in the creek. Never did figure how it got there and it was never removed been there for years by the looks of it.