A couple in Alabama named their newborn boy "Krimson Tyde." In case you couldn't figure it out from their kid's name, they're big Bama fans.

"The reason we named him Krimson is that we are big Alabama fans and it is a very unique name and we loved it," Summer Steele told Alabama Media Group on Sunday.

Neat.

Summer and Steven Steele are free to name their child whatever they want, as long as it isn't vulgar or "Hitler." But "Krimson Tyde Steele"? We can think of better names that still fit a family of Bama fans. Here's a starting point: