Getting Jim off his Chest

With his friends, Obama stacked
The institutions – lots of shits
To the top floated – Comey’s sacked –
The media is having fits,
For Donald Trump, they hate to bits.
They say he has blood on his mitts.
It’s driving them out of their wits.
The Whitehouse says that here’s the fact:
“James Comey got on Donald’s tits.”