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PumpMyStomach brings down the real threat of this man-made disease to that of laughable. Will PMS put her money where her mouth is? She may not have the billions allegedly required to wipe out Ebola, but PMS DOES have enough money to save several of those poor little West African Ebola orphans by adopting them and bringing them to live with her and GeriatricKen at VillaRosa!

PMS has no idea what the hell she’s talking about re Ebola… she needs to read “TheHotZone” before she keeps flapping her mouth.

PMS could also demand that all of her Housewives cast mates do the same! Loada could show off her adopted Ebola kids posing with her as she snaps her “stick an IV in me” selfies. KimRichards has room for at least two Ebola orphans! HagfaceKyle and BlockerEileen are whining about how empty their houses are since their kids are off to college… adopt ten Ebola orphans!! BigLipsLisa could prove how much of a great person she is and adopt three Ebola orphans… but, that would never work, as adopting would take the focus off of BigLipsLisa’s main concern. She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides. BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada: “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”

The moronic Housewives all gather in Holland… the setting for another GameNight/DinnerFromHell or whatever previous situation you wish to choose! This is difficult to watch, as it’s purely bad acting in a totally setup scenario…and Loada’s missive about her drunk-driving daughter to show that she’s just a simple imperfect Dutch girl is laughable.

The overacting is ridiculous. As far as Kim is concerned, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Kim has to help herself with no “help” from “we care about you” BigLips. So, BUTT OUT BigLips and BeastVanPeepin’…

The items which don’t deserve individual attention! But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not! WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY! She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading →

According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write. “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading →

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading →

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH! The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

More ridiculousness from the moronic Housewives as LustyLipsLisa puts her nose in Kim’s bizness… right there in front of Babyface as they fly to KingD’s charity event!! Looks like Babyface don’t give a damn about what’s going on with these dimbulbs… he’s busy eating!

The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping. But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show! … Continue reading →

These people are simple morons. Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH. Walking around in wooden shoes? How touristy. Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.

This episode was a roller coaster of emotions for me. Honestly, I had to watch it a few times before I could really process how I feel about it. And the conclusion is I’m perplexed! Did anyone else notice that … Continue reading →

We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout. As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!! Looks like he … Continue reading →

DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading →

The battle between HagfaceKyle and DrunkOtis continues! In this unseen footage, DrunkOtis promises Kim that she’ll be her friend forever, but Kim hesitates to commit. Looks like DrunkOtis is winning the custody battle for Kim!

In another preview of the next can’t-wait-to-watch episode of the RHOBH. PumpMyStomach pulls out all of her acting abilities to look shocked when her employees and a few Hollywood friends jump out from behind the SUR bar to surprise her. (Watch in slo-mo; PumpMyStomach is anticipating the big surprise. Besides, it’s in the script!!)

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know. Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading →

What is HagfaceKyle so afraid of when it comes to Kim sharing thoughts, ideas or “secrets” with anyone else?? Good grief… Kim is old enough to make her own decisions and choose her own friends! WHAT is HagfaceKyle afraid of Kim spilling to DrunkOtis??