Roger Clemens To Start For Sugar Land Skeeters On Human Fireball Night!

We’ve been trying to tell the Internet this summer that Roger Clemens couldn’t pull himself away from baseball. There has barely been a weekend when The Rocket hasn’t been at a baseball park watching his son play. Now comes word that Roger will be starting this Saturday for the indy league Sugar Land Skeeters. Oh, did we mention it’s Human Fireball Night at the Skeeters park?

You can get a ticket and a two-hour all-you-can-eat buffet for $37.50.

And here Human Fireball Guy figured getting lit on fire would be the highlight of the night on Saturday.