Common Filipino phrases (idea)

Of course, these are the most common *nice" words that you'll hear from a nice filipino. But what if you encounter a rude one and gives you all the shitty words you can get in a lifetime? Here's a short guide:

Mukha kang tite- (Mukha- direct translation is face but for this instance it is used as "you look like..."), (kang/ka= you), (tite= penis). So this goes like "You look like a penis". The word tite can be also replace by the word puke, meaning vagina.