Ball Don't Lie

Create-a-Caption: Russell Westbrook terrifies the Phoenix Suns

Russell Westbrook of the Oklahoma City Thunder drives against the Phoenix Suns. (Getty Images)

To be fair, I don't blame Robin Lopez, Markieff Morris or Sebastian Telfair. Seeing Russell Westbrook coming at you with a head of steam, barreling down the lane and hellbent for the basket, is enough to send shivers up and down any defender's spine.

Still, though: Even if you're scared, you should probably get your Aragorn on and hold your ground rather than just stepping aside and letting Westbrook get to the cup unabated. You are, after all. Men of the West. Especially you, Robin. I expected better from an Ent.