Tonights featured fight is Man Ma versus GrandMa, that's right folks, the Zygote Zinger going up against the Embryo Emancipator. This is truly the Fight of a Lifetime, a War for the Womb, A knock out, drag out brawl for baby. A no holds barred hanger scraping plan B strategy against the relentless retiree with technology.

Relatively Obscure:Diogenes: Nice tactic. These anti-abortion people are using and old lady to make a political point while preventing anyone from responding. If they have a point to make about the abortion, about how to protect the unborn, how about sending in somebody we are allowed to respond to. No. No. No. We have to respond to someone who who's elderly. Because then if we respond, oh you are attacking an old lady.

lolwut

Geez. I was hoping to hook a wingnut.

That's a nice bit of derp I plagiarized from Ann Coulter. I couldn't sink that low without assistance ;-)

EvilEgg:Good lord, you farking idiot. FOX isn't going to let this one go. The only thing I will be able to say is some people are idiots. Then the anti-choice people will feel as though they won the argument.

oh, fox producers will be rubbing their hands with glee over this one. the only missing cherry on top for them would be if the assailant were black. but still, the GOP hasn't really done enough to alienate the asian-american community, so maybe this will represent some headway in that area.

Mongo No.5:plenty of senior citizens deserve a good donkey punch, and this woman may have had it coming, but this was neither the time or the place to make that happen. let her bump you with her sign outside of an abortion clinic and then let loose and claim self defense.

I"m going to assume you either don't know what a donkey punch is instead of assuming you enjoy sharing your sexual fetishes with random farkers

Nabb1:Man, there are some people who are going to be so upset that he did that where other people could see it.

I have to admit that knocking the teeth out of some of the dried up prunes I've seen protesting at the local clinic would be highly gratifying. Talk about a group of angry, bitter people with too much time on their hands. And God help you if you stray onto that block by accident. You're either with them, or against them.

ReverendJasen: letrole: Isn't it time to retire this alt and try a new one? You're really boring.Oh, look, it's bevets.

My surname is Le Trôle.

I reckon the problem here is that I'm simply expressing opinions that cannot be disputed without ad hominem and shout-downs and plain old histrionics. That does not make those opinions right. But, it certainly shows that they may not be wrong.

Who has been murdering children wholesale and not batting an eye? Outside of countries with HUGE amounts of unrest, Civil Wars, and ethnic cleansing.

/American Pro-Lifers: fark the ones that are actually alive, we're trying to make a difference over here!//I would love to see these idiots protesting a mass grave in Serbia///I'm sure they'd be begging for a shove in the back by the end of the day

mbillips:Carth: doubled99: This proves people for abortion are crazy and dangerous

You think punching one old person is more proof of that than murdering millions of innocent babies?

Murder, huh? Obviously premeditated, too. So, you're in favor of the death penalty for women who have abortions, I assume. Or life without parole, if you're one of those strict pro-lifers.

/God murders just as many "innocent babies" in the womb as doctors do, y'know. And yet, I never see anyone working to stop the holocaust of miscarriages.

It must be hard for you to exist on the internet with such a broken sarcasm detector. If you start a crowd funding campaign to buy a new one I'll pitch in a few bucks because that is no way to go through life.

bdub77:The 78-year-old woman, Donna Holman, said she was protesting abortion near a Planned Parenthood office on Wednesday morning, when Man Chun John Ma, an international graduate student at the University of Iowa, hit her in the back and then walked away without saying a word, according to The Blaze.

gnosis301:I think that if a senior citizen is in full possession of their faculties and brandishing a weapon (not an improvised one) with the express intent to kill/harm you, then it's okay to punch the senior citizen.

A very reasonable position. I would even go as far as to suggest it is ok to punch a senior citizen if they are attempting to use an improvised weapon against you such as a zip gun, mototav cocktail, or cup filled with acid. These violent old farkers are getting way out of hand. Remember the 88 year old racist who attempted to beat up the nice three African American youths after leaving the thinly veiled Nazi front group called the Eagles Club in Spokane? It's time the youth take the streets back.

gja:Ned Stark: gja: rga184: cman: reillan: cman: cman: 1. He assaulted a woman2. A senior citizen3. Who did nothing to him

If there is anyone who should be shunned by society it is this assbag

To elaborate...

I don't give two shiats about why he did it. All I care about is the fact that he did do it. No matter what the circumstances are YOU DONT PUNCH A FRIGGIN SENIOR CITIZEN!

You're right, of course, but I reserve the right to experience Schadenfreude when it happens to someone as repugnant as this woman.

Repugnant? Do you know her personally?

She disagrees with you on abortion and she is labeled "repugnant". This hyperpartisan bullshiat is bullshiat and it needs to stop.

Did you see the sign she was holding? She is the epitome of repugnant.

So, you think striking another person is okley-dokely as long as their views are what you consider repugnant?Good to know. Let me know how that intolerance works out for you./jackazz

"The first man to raise a fist is the one who has run out of ideas."

So you're saying there's nothing that would move you to violence?

That's actually pretty horrible.

Where did you arrive at that? That far a jump could clear the Grand Canyon with a broken leg.To elicit a violent response from me takes a MASSIVE effort. I reserve visceral responses such as physical violence for only the most outrageous actions or threats to life and limb.

I just call those old ladies horrible names when I drive by abortion clinic and that seems to do the trick.

I usually shout out, "dead babies are delicious!" without regard or any real idea as to what kind of impact my stupid immaturity may be having on the tone of the overall debate, purely because I think it's funny to look at people and say this.

It's also a good idea to ask them "If a dead fetus was never really a human, does that still define me as a cannibal to find dead babies delicious?"

I just call those old ladies horrible names when I drive by abortion clinic and that seems to do the trick.

I usually shout out, "dead babies are delicious!" without regard or any real idea as to what kind of impact my stupid immaturity may be having on the tone of the overall debate, purely because I think it's funny to look at people and say this.

DROxINxTHExWIND:Diogenes: Nice tactic. These anti-abortion people are using and old lady to make a political point while preventing anyone from responding. If they have a point to make about the abortion, about how to protect the unborn, how about sending in somebody we are allowed to respond to. No. No. No. We have to respond to someone who who's elderly. Because then if we respond, oh you are attacking an old lady.

In their defense, *punch* is not an intelligent rebuttal to any point.

I agree wholeheartedly.

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Carth:Mongo No.5: plenty of senior citizens deserve a good donkey punch, and this woman may have had it coming, but this was neither the time or the place to make that happen. let her bump you with her sign outside of an abortion clinic and then let loose and claim self defense.

I"m going to assume you either don't know what a donkey punch is instead of assuming you enjoy sharing your sexual fetishes with random farkers

bdub77:I like how the link to the story says 87-year-old woman when it's actually 78.

For the record, sometimes the anti-abortion vitriol my mom spews out at me makes me want to punch her, and she's in her 60s. And she's my mom.

I do think that holding a sign with an aborted fetus out on the street where people with a weak stomach as well as little kids can see it is beyond a dick move. That woman deserved to be punched, albeit they should have gotten another 78 yo woman to punch her. See? It wasn't the punch that was bad, it was that they were fighting different weight classes.

mooseyfate:The human race isn't in danger of going extinct, we have the technology, quit standing in the way of progress.

Delusions, Mr. Wordsworth. Delusions that you inject into your veins with printer's ink. The narcotics that you call literature. The Bible, poetry, essays of all kind an opiate to make you think you have a strength when you have no strength at all! You have nothing but spindly limbs and a dream and the state has no use for your kind!

Diogenes:Nice tactic. These anti-abortion people are using and old lady to make a political point while preventing anyone from responding. If they have a point to make about the abortion, about how to protect the unborn, how about sending in somebody we are allowed to respond to. No. No. No. We have to respond to someone who who's elderly. Because then if we respond, oh you are attacking an old lady.

She disagrees with you on abortion and she is labeled "repugnant". This hyperpartisan bullshiat is bullshiat and it needs to stop.

Her way of speaking out about it is so bad, the *arresting officer* said this:"Listen, you and I both know why he did it," the officer said to Dan. "He doesn't like the sign. I personally don't like the sign...he was extremely offended by the sign...you're looking to provoke an extreme reaction with that."

So yeah. She's using highly-offensive signs and words to try and provoke people into hitting her, and multiple people have. Yes, she's repugnant. She's a 78-year-old abortion troll.