Bloodied and Naked Pennsylvania Man Breaks Into Home, Gnaws on Woman's Head

Richard Cimino Jr. had quite the night last Friday. It's unclear how it started, but the night ended with him bloodied, naked, and gnawing on some poor woman's head.

Here's what we know about Mr. Cimino's adventures: at roughly 5 AM he drove his car off the road behind several houses and stripped to his underwear. He then broke into a nearby house, the owners of which promptly convinced him to leave. Undeterred, he broke into another home, this one abandoned. He celebrated his victory by taking off his underwear and jumping out of a second floor window, "severely injured his arms and legs," according to police.

Still undeterred but now naked and bleeding profusely, he made his way through the home's garage to the street, where he saw two women. I'll let The Times-Tribune take it from here:

Cimino tackled one woman and, bleeding all over her, "began to gnaw" at her head, all while "screaming like an animal," according to a state police press release.

Both women escaped and called the police. Of course, Cimino attacked the cops, or tried to at least, causing them to use a stun gun. Even after being stun gunned, Cimino still managed to punch the medical technician treating him.

Police aren't sure yet whether Cimino was on drugs, but yes, he was on drugs.

Cimino was charged with two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief, plus three counts of burglary and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing.