Here's what happened: I was cooking something in the oven and I reached an oven-mitted hand in to remove the pan. The pan was too hot to touch even when wearing the oven-mitt (I had the oven on the super-high-nuclear-fission-cook-it-now-dammit setting).

Of course, this left me no logical choice other than to grab the pan with my bare, un-mitted hand. The searing pain forced me to put it down, but then I immediatley, with my burnt hand, picked up the pan again. All of my actions were not impaired by pharmaceuticals in any way. This was my brain working at full steam.

Does anyone else have similar tales of their own nincompoopery that they would like to share?

Ummm, a couple of months ago I parked my car in the girlfriends driveway in back of, and to the right of, her teenage daughters car.

I own a couple of cars, this car my daily commuter, it's a 2001 Hyundai, it's a POS (piece of sh*t ). It has sheet metal the thickness of aluminum foil. Her car is a twelve-year old GM model and weighs 47 tons and is big as a battleship .

You guessed it, she backed into and smashed the hell out of my Hyundai .

She goes out and buys a brand new car .

I get my car fixed .

That same night I park it in the same manner .

You guessed it .

She smashed into it again with her new car . This time causing twice as much damage as the first time.

You'd have to be a moron to park the car twice behind a homicidal teenage girl driver.

Sir Fart - a moron (but he suffered no burns to his epidermis as a result of these events), but not an absolute moron

I own a couple of cars, this car my daily commuter, it's a 2001 Hyundai, it's a POS (piece of sh*t ). It has sheet metal the thickness of aluminum foil. Her car is a twelve-year old GM model and weighs 47 tons and is big as a battleship .

How many tons are devoted to chrome?

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She smashed into it again with her new car . This time causing twice as much damage as the first time.

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Well I ran into a parked car in a bicycle of curse I was not looking where I was going at the time.

Ni

You were cursing before or after you ran into the car ?

Sir Fart!

You are misinterpreting the Wabbits post.

He was riding The Bicycle of Curse, which is much like The Bicycle of Doom but with smaller tires and without the cool Instant Car Destruction (tm) feature.

LOL!

I think I've seen that one in the game WarCraft 3.
Once the heroe picks up the item "Bicycle of Curse" no damage can be done to your opponents. ie. Attack = 0, but the advantage is that your defense goes up as well Shield = +20.
The bicycle of Doom however is just the opposite. It can wreak Havoc on any car it encounters, leaving the Heroe badly hurt on the co-drivers seat, face-down and legs sticking out the windshield! (Attack = +20, Shield = 0)
_________________SAVE THE WHALES. Collect the whole set.

I have never done anything stupid (At least that I can remember). Now if this thread was labeled "Tales of the Silly" that would be different. I think!_________________S.C.o.G.i.LooNIS.&S.r.o.o.G.i.LooNIs.t.w.i.&G.c.LooNIs.

My pain receptors are wired a little differently than yours. When they experience pain the command to run away is activated and as much distance is put between the source of pain and my body asap.

Ni!

Hunger and stupidity are a dangerous combination.

The pain receptors were wired to the part that was also wired up for food-grabbing, so the conflict, however tragic, was inevitable. Have you ever seen a dog try to eat something hot? Until this conflict has been resolved, only sandwiches and salad can be consumed.

And I won't even discuss the frying-pan-shaped burn mark on my chest. I'm not ready to talk about it...

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I think I've seen that one in the game WarCraft 3.
Once the heroe picks up the item "Bicycle of Curse" no damage can be done to your opponents. ie. Attack = 0, but the advantage is that your defense goes up as well Shield = +20.
The bicycle of Doom however is just the opposite. It can wreak Havoc on any car it encounters, leaving the Heroe badly hurt on the co-drivers seat, face-down and legs sticking out the windshield! (Attack = +20, Shield = 0)

That brings to mind the time I was playing the game and was stuck with "The Canoe of Misfortune."

Well I ran into a parked car in a bicycle of curse I was not looking where I was going at the time.

Ni

You have all got it wrong. Killerrabbit clearly states that he was RUNNING. The parked car was IN the Bicycle of Curse, which is a small province in Spain.

He was lost as usual.

Ni!

Correct M2K !!! I should have explained more in my post, but clearly da bunny was running, when he should have been hopping. Bunnies should not try to run. Stockings can run. Paint can run. I've got the runs (perhaps I've shared too much). But bunnies should NEVER run.