Aug 30, 2014

International Bacon Day

August 30th, 2014 is International
Bacon Day. (Homer Simpson: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast
special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon
mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat? (Homer
looks excited) Waitress: I was kidding. Homer: Fine, but the bacon
man lives in a bacon house.) Enjoy!