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32. Don Lock

Sport: BaseballCareer: 1962-1969Reminds Us Of: The Muppets' BeakerToo much chin, too much ears, not enough contact hitting. In a 7-year big league career, Lock hit 122 home runs on just a .238 average. After his playing days were through, he sold ad space on various parts of his head and face.