12 Outrageous Ways Paris Saint-Germain Could Announce the World Record Transfer of Neymar

It's Neymar Week in the great, wider world of football and...well it's all gone a bit batty, hasn't it? Paris Saint-Germain are activating his €222m release clause (or enabling him to do it, or...La Liga are getting involved, or something), and it looks like the Brazilian star's going to become the most expensive player in the world. By a lot.

With the deal looking pretty much done, there's only one thing left to sort out - how is he getting announced? PSG have a few options...

Neymar emerges unburned from a massive bonfire of money, like Khaleesi from the flames.

Image by Chris Deeley

Joining the announcement video craze

With a burning Barcelona shirt in one hand and an intact PSG one in the other.

A life-sized golden statue

Gareth Bale and Cristiano Ronaldo have had the bronze busts made this year - what better way to flaunt the club's wealth than a full-body statue made with a metal an entire two medals better?

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Buy a Neymar PSG shirt for every person in Paris

Branding. It's all about branding!

Borrow the 'Wenger Out' banner plane

'Neymar In' is a much more positive message. Especially if he's got the fuel to make it to Nou Camp afterwards...

Hack Gerard Pique's Twitter

If that 'he's staying' tweet hasn't come back to bite him enough yet, how about a quick hack for 'he's arrived'?