Inflatable gladiator combat armor for inter-office dispute resolution

While an excellent way to settle big questions like prom dates, gladiatorial combat is a poor way of solving the petty squabbles that crop up during the day. The Inflatable Gladiator Combat Set provides a middle ground: using blow-up instruments and armor, seemingly unsolvable interpersonal problems can be solved not with the deflation of an opponent's skull, but by their Spartacus helmet. Only $16, even.

this is essential! how could any family survive long enough to go without this!? sing me up for 10 of those costume things! ill let resources and expenditures pay for it out of our companies annual budget!