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I heard "Tell Laura I Love Her" by Ray Peterson on the radio recently (while I'm also in the middle of a "The Dick Van Dyke Show" marathon) and felt compelled to write this. I've never written for an old sixties sitcom lol, but I guess there's a first time for everything.

Mary Johnson is forever grateful to the Sweathogs when they save her from jumping off of a building. But it's Arnold who makes her realize that love makes all things possible. (Episode: "Once Upon a Ledge")

It was his own fault for sending her on the nonsential quest of picking up the eldest one's birthday present. Takes place at S3E4 "A Fine family feud". Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. They all belong to "The Nanny".

Just a short change/extension to a scence from season three. Have never written before. Art and design is more my thing so writing is not a talent i have. But this was in my head, and now it's not. Like art some things you just have to get out.

Set in "How We Met on the Night that We Danced." After Rob breaks Laura's toes during the dance number, she wants nothing to do with him. But can one kind gesture get Rob another chance with her? One-shot.

Rob, still reeling from Laura's passing, now must cope with the death of Sally Rogers. But maybe they both aren't as far away as they seem. One-shot, written as a tribute to Rose Marie and Mary Tyler Moore.

For some reason I came up with this from a comment I posted on a Get Rid of cable compilation video. Also, I am not a fan of the girl in the bottle who played spin the astronaut, but I decided to do it anyway.

Set after "Ted's Temptation." Georgette suspects that her husband is hiding something, so she asks Mary what happened on the businss trip to California. When Mary reveals the truth, can Georgette find a way to get Ted back to his usual self?

Our favorite shoe salesman is feeling dissatisfied with how the country is running these days, so he decides to express his honest, yet brutal opinions to the leader of the United States of America! Note: Opinions are only Al's, not mine.

What if Lisa had been lying when she said she wasn't pregnant at the end of Lisa Has a Calf? Part I in a series. Chapter 16 Now up!: What happens to the Douglas household when Lisa and Oliver switch places, he becomes the cook and she becomes the farmer! Eb in Charge, that's what!

This is related to the episode where Oliver finds out that he's not licensed to practice law in his state, and must go to the state capital to take their bar exam. At the end of it, Lisa invites him into the bedroom to take her own exam! I thought I would expand on that. This depicts Lisa nude; hope none of you are offended by that! (Rated T for that, just in case.)

The is actually a GIRL FROM UNCLE story, but there's no special catagory for it! This is my first fan fiction for this show; hope you like it, and I plan to post more. There is a double of April; how will the guys find her out?

A continuation of my Perry/Della "lost weekend" tale. It's Saturday. Perry and Della go to Hollywood, sit by a fountain-and meet a celebrity! Thanks for all your positive comments on my other stories in this series.

Mr. Schotz decides to make wine. He gets the girls involved in it-in a very special way! By the way, Lucille Ball was actually quoted as saying that the grapes she stomped on for "The Italian Movie" episode of I Love Lucy felt like eyeballs on her feet! I thought I'd use that line!

This is related to the episode where "cat" Sally Sorrell goes on a date with "canary" Thomas Edson. At first, everyone thinks it's a bust, but it turns out that he really likes her! This is a subsequent date of theirs.

This is my first Odd Couple fan fiction-hope you like it. Myrna-Oscar's secretary-teaches Felix how to be more spontaneous. This is dedicated to Tony Randall, Jack Klugman-and now Penny Marshall. RIP, all of you.

This is my first WKRP IN CINCINNATI story. It's the early 80's. Nancy Reagan goes to the station to do some "Say No to Drugs" promos-and butts heads with Dr Johnny Fever! Note: I DO NOT INTEND THIS TO BE AN ENDORSEMENT OF WEED!

Remember the episode where practical joker BJ fills Frank's bunker with water, and gets Major Freedman to shout "Air raid!"? I thought I'd write an extra scene that could've been added to it! Light profanity, and it gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.

This is my first Gilligan's Island story; hope you like it. Basically, it's a rewrite of the I LOVE LUCY episode, where she stomps barefoot on grapes and gets into a grape cat-fight! Ginger and Maryanne do the honors, here!

This is an alternative ending to one of the episodes-the one where Darrin goes on a business trip, and Endora secretly grants him the power to make three wishes come true. Conceived, written, and transfered to this site all in the same day! This gets a little sexy, so rated accordingly.

Uh Oh-After a drunken party, Shirley and Carmine wake up to find themselves in bed together! My apologies to the Everly Brothers, although I did incorporate some of the song lyrics in this! A bit adult, so hence the rating.

When I was a kid-in the late 60's-I saw a bra ad. It showed, I recall, actress Jane Russell jumping into a swimming pool with her clothes on! The point was to prove that the bra wouldn't show through no matter how wet the wearer got. This story is my tribute to that!

Remember the 2-part episode where Latka has an affair and he and Simka's priest tell them they should make up for it by her having an affair? They decide to throw a party and whichever man arrives last is the one she'll choose. Alex was the last man. Well, what if things were different; what if Louie was the last man! (This is a rerelease. I made a couple of changes to it. )