Jon Hamm was on Kimmel last night, where he was greeted by what sounded like screaming Beatles fans from 1964. Jon didn't disappoint, and killed with a comedy riff about MC Hammer. Part two after the jump.

The MC Hammer riff, transcribed, though it's obviously much better in the video:

Hamm: "MC Hammer was there."
Kimmel: "How was Hammer?"
Hamm: "We asked him repeatedly please: Hammer, don't hurt 'em. And it turns out he was far too...legit to quit."
Kimmel: "He was."
Hamm: "He did not, there is not an ounce of quit in that man."
Kimmel: "Were you able - able to...touch?
Hamm: "Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You can't touch that!"
Kimmel:"It's impossible?"
Hamm: "It is impossible."

In the second half, Jon tells Jimmy the story of moving to LA and living with three other actors in the home of an 82 year old soap opera star, and trying not to break all of her furniture: