Sunday, November 1, 2009

Things you never knew about me...

I was the Big Wheel champion of my block in 2 countries. Canada and US. Then the Green Machine came and ruined me.

I am a Rock Paper Scissors Lord.

Risk and Monopoly. -You don't stand a chance.

I got kneed in the balls by a chick and was laid out in the principals office for telling a Dale Hawerchuk fan that he sucked.

In fact, there were MANY occurances where a chick flat out pummelled me. To this day, Im still scared of the female gender.

I was the fastest white guy in my school years running. (then again I went to the school of the arts...)

My hero in High School was Alex P Keaton. Must've been cuz I was jealous of how tall he was.

I picked up a tranny with a friend (before finding out that she was a he) the good ol' fashioned way.

I've barefooted waterskiing and then wiped out and hit the water so hard that I've never wanted to do it ever again, and never have.

I have the funniest crazy story of a short white guy in Cuba and it includes Roosters. (Those of you who know this story please stop laughing...)

I ran with the Bulls in Pamplona.

I once dog paddled a guy on the street car at 3am because he hit the arm carrying my hot dog (which I hadn't even bitten yet) while screaming "please don't hurt me, please dont hurt my pretty face"I denied it until the police interviewed everyone on the trolly and it came back that I said it...

I was engaged 26 days after I had met my future wife for the first time and married 7 months later. And now that we are divorced, I would do it all over again.

I think the ceiling in the Sisteen Chapel is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

My middle name is Kennedy.

Camilla Scott was a cousin of mine through marriage.

I love Boobs!!

I have written songs and recorded them in a recording studio.

I was born without 5 permanent teeth.I have loved a person with all my heart and had it broken.Have told only 4 girls in my life that I was romantically in love with them.

Facebook Badge

Labels

Search This Blog

About Me

I'm not your regular kind of guy. My rants and raves are very ecclectic, just as I am.
I hope you find something that you can identify with in my writing, and hope you may leave your comments if you do...