LAURA’S LOVE LIFE ADVICE: Should You EVER Have Sex At A Family Function Like Xtina Aguilera Did?

Christina allegedly got busy in a bathroom with new BF Matthew Rutler at a family bash! Is that ever acceptable?

So, so scandalous! Apparently, Christina Aguilera has become quite the “Dirrty” girl since splitting with hubby Jordan Bratman in October. Xtina is so bad, in fact, that she and new boyfriend Matthew Rutler actually got busy during a family party! Is this kind of bad gal behavior ever OK?

We’ve previously discussed that it is a good move to keep things fresh in a longterm relationship by branching out sexually (aka having sex in public), but it’s not only trashy to do the deed when your ‘rents are around, but downright disrespectful as well!

We’re well aware that Christina and her production assistant BF have mad sexual chemistry. They can barely keep their hands off of one another! But seriously — Matthew couldn’t keep it in his pants — and Xtina couldn’t keep hers on — for one lousy family function? Gross.

Liken it to this: if you walked in on your parents having sex during Thanksgiving dinner, say, would you be shocked, revolted and almost physically sick? Chances are, they’d have a similar reaction if they caught you redhanded with your pants down after the turkey had been served.

So now you know that sexuals are a no-go, but leave the touchy-feely behavior at home, too. If you think your mom and dad aren’t going to notice if your BF is sneakily sliding his hand under your shirt, or you’re playing footsie with his lap at the dinner table, think again.

I’ll leave you with this piece of wisdom: your man might just be your genie in a bottle and you might just want to rub him the right way — just don’t do it in front of your family. Capisce?