[16:14] <Gamer4250> Ok Akiro[16:14] <Gamer4250> you can stop being a bitch about everything[16:14] <Fawke> you can stop being stop being stop can you stop a stop can[16:14] <Akiro> what do you want[16:14] <Gamer4250> nobody has even insulted you[16:15] <Akiro> i said forget it[16:15] <Gamer4250> T_____________T[16:15] <Gamer4250> ok, is fawke another random bot?[16:15] <Fawke> THIS IS WHO I AM![16:15] <Zeta> Only with MasterPenguin.[16:15] <Gamer4250> >_+[16:16] <Gamer4250> so all that gibberish about how the wii version is fake and there's going to be a DS[16:16] <Gamer4250> nothing?[16:16] <Gamer4250> >_>[16:16] <Gamer4250> <_<[16:16] <Gamer4250> so no response, eh Akiro?[16:16] <Akiro> you have Nintendo Power?[16:17] <Gamer4250> I did[16:17] <Akiro> what is the latest issue you have?[16:17] <Gamer4250> but then it started to suck when they handed it over to Future US[16:17] <Gamer4250> so I didn't resubscribe[16:17] <Gamer4250> meh[16:17] <Akiro> well that's your fault[16:17] <Gamer4250> the one where they switched over[16:17] <Gamer4250> I forgot[16:17] <Gamer4250> I've been looking at them in the library though[16:17] <Gamer4250> well you could at least tell us what you're talking about[16:17] <Gamer4250> you can't have a valid argument when nobody knows what it is.[16:18] <Gamer4250> and it has begun to suck[16:18] <Akiro> well there aren't any Nintendo Power Magazines floating around the internet are there?[16:18] <Gamer4250> that chris slate guy ruined it[16:18] <Akiro> unless you know of one?[16:18] <Gamer4250> what are you talking about now[16:18] <Gamer4250> this is useless babble[16:18] <Akiro> i don't need to go take a picture of the frickin' magazine just to show you[16:18] <Gamer4250> well tell us what you're trying to say dammit![16:19] <Gamer4250> nobody knows![16:19] <Akiro> that there is a frickin' game of that[16:19] <Gamer4250> ...[16:19] <Gamer4250> There IS a Wii version of it, and there IS the watermark on the actual box art[16:19] <Gamer4250> people have sent pictures into Kotaku of their own case[16:19] <Gamer4250> like multiple people[16:20] <Gamer4250> and why would they release both a console and a handheld port at the same time?[16:20] <Gamer4250> nobody was saying it was fake[16:20] <Egnio> Apparently, Fawke is fix'd[16:21] <Akiro> then that topic is totally stupid and a waste[16:21] <Gamer4250> you're an idiot[16:21] <Akiro> of course i am[16:21] <Gamer4250> the topic was to show that there was the watermark on the actual cover[16:21] <Gamer4250> and that that's really odd[16:21] <Fawke> and that that's really that's really that's that and that's odd that's that[16:21] <Gamer4250> not anything else[16:21] <Akiro> like anyone cares?[16:21] <Gamer4250> I have no idea what you have imprinted in your sad little mind[16:21] <Akiro> why would someone ask if it's fake?[16:22] <Gamer4250> well, enough people care about it for it to be on kotaku[16:22] <Gamer4250> NOBODY ASKED IF ITS FAKE[16:22] <Akiro> if they already know about it[16:22] <Gamer4250> WHAT THE HELL[16:22] <Akiro> well ask the person who made the poll[16:23] <Gamer4250> T_________T[16:23] <Gamer4250> did you even look at the poll?[16:23] <Gamer4250> it doesn't say anything about fake[16:24] <Akiro> yes it does[16:25] <Akiro> well it DID[16:25] <Gamer4250> Okami Box Art watermark: Advertisement or mistake?[16:25] <Gamer4250> not fake[16:25] <Akiro> it know reads "Mistake"[16:25] <Gamer4250> >_>[16:25] <Gamer4250> <_<[16:25] <Gamer4250> it never read fake[16:25] <Akiro> that poll option used to be Fake[16:25] <Gamer4250> a mistake?[16:25] <Gamer4250> I don't know[16:25] <Fawke> After 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge Gamer4250 to a children's card game... and then I'll destroy the world...[16:26] * Gamer4250 ownz Fawke[16:26] <Fawke> I'm Fawke West, photojournalist. And right now, I'd rather have lots of spaghetti.[16:26] <Gamer4250> :O[16:26] <Gamer4250> AWESOME[16:26] <Gamer4250> WIN[16:26] <Gamer4250> anyhoo[16:26] <Gamer4250> your posts still don't make any sense[16:26] <Gamer4250> so yeh[16:26] <Gamer4250> congratulations[16:27] <Akiro> i never make sense to you, so nothing new[16:27] <Akiro> i'm the idiot remember?[16:27] <Gamer4250> *sigh*[16:27] <Gamer4250> so now you've gone all emo?[16:27] <Gamer4250> great[16:28] <Akiro> i wouldn't say "all"[16:28] <Akiro> and besides[16:28] <Akiro> it's not like i wasn't before

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[2008-04-23 16:13:58] -->| Gamer4250 (~Gamer4250@shacops-6F180DDF.ptldor.fios.verizon.net) has joined #nsm[2008-04-23 16:14:29] <Gamer4250> Ok Akiro[2008-04-23 16:14:42] <Akiro> what do you want[2008-04-23 16:14:43] <Gamer4250> you can stop being a bitch about everything[2008-04-23 16:14:44] <Fawke> you can stop being stop being stop can you stop a stop can[2008-04-23 16:14:47] <Akiro> i said forget it[2008-04-23 16:14:47] <Gamer4250> nobody has even insulted you[2008-04-23 16:14:55] <Gamer4250> T_____________T[2008-04-23 16:15:05] <Gamer4250> ok, is fawke another random bot?[2008-04-23 16:15:06] <Fawke> THIS IS WHO I AM![2008-04-23 16:15:10] <Zeta> Only with MasterPenguin. [2008-04-23 16:15:14] <Gamer4250> >_+[2008-04-23 16:16:00] <Gamer4250> so all that gibberish about how the wii version is fake and there's going to be a DS[2008-04-23 16:16:02] <Gamer4250> nothing?[2008-04-23 16:16:05] <Gamer4250> >_>[2008-04-23 16:16:08] <Gamer4250> <_<[2008-04-23 16:16:43] <Gamer4250> so no response, eh Akiro?[2008-04-23 16:16:44] <Akiro> you have Nintendo Power?[2008-04-23 16:16:48] <Gamer4250> I did[2008-04-23 16:16:56] <Akiro> what is the latest issue you have?[2008-04-23 16:17:02] <Gamer4250> but then it started to suck when they handed it over to Future US[2008-04-23 16:17:06] <Gamer4250> so I didn't resubscribe[2008-04-23 16:17:11] <Gamer4250> meh[2008-04-23 16:17:13] <Akiro> well that's your fault[2008-04-23 16:17:15] <Gamer4250> the one where they switched over[2008-04-23 16:17:17] <Gamer4250> I forgot[2008-04-23 16:17:23] <Gamer4250> I've been looking at them in the library though[2008-04-23 16:17:31] <Gamer4250> well you could at least tell us what you're talking about[2008-04-23 16:17:44] <Gamer4250> you can't have a valid argument when nobody knows what it is.[2008-04-23 16:17:52] <Gamer4250> and it has begun to suck[2008-04-23 16:17:55] <Akiro> well there aren't any Nintendo Power Magazines floating around the internet are there?[2008-04-23 16:18:00] <Gamer4250> that chris slate guy ruined it[2008-04-23 16:18:00] <Akiro> unless you know of one?[2008-04-23 16:18:09] <Gamer4250> what are you talking about now[2008-04-23 16:18:20] <Gamer4250> this is useless babble[2008-04-23 16:18:35] <Akiro> i don't need to go take a picture of the frickin' magazine just to show you[2008-04-23 16:18:44] <Gamer4250> well tell us what you're trying to say dammit![2008-04-23 16:18:47] <Gamer4250> nobody knows![2008-04-23 16:19:00] <Akiro> that there is a frickin' game of that[2008-04-23 16:19:16] <Gamer4250> ...[2008-04-23 16:19:31] <Gamer4250> There IS a Wii version of it, and there IS the watermark on the actual box art[2008-04-23 16:19:40] <Gamer4250> people have sent pictures into Kotaku of their own case[2008-04-23 16:19:44] <Gamer4250> like multiple people[2008-04-23 16:19:59] <Gamer4250> and why would they release both a console and a handheld port at the same time?[2008-04-23 16:20:10] <Gamer4250> nobody was saying it was fake[2008-04-23 16:20:45] <Egnio> Apparently, Fawke is fix'd[2008-04-23 16:20:57] <Akiro> then that topic is totally stupid and a waste[2008-04-23 16:21:07] <Gamer4250> you're an idiot[2008-04-23 16:21:12] <Akiro> of course i am[2008-04-23 16:21:18] <Gamer4250> the topic was to show that there was the watermark on the actual cover[2008-04-23 16:21:22] <Gamer4250> and that that's really odd[2008-04-23 16:21:24] <Fawke> and that that's really that's really that's that and that's odd that's that[2008-04-23 16:21:25] <Gamer4250> not anything else[2008-04-23 16:21:26] <Akiro> like anyone cares?[2008-04-23 16:21:37] <Gamer4250> I have no idea what you have imprinted in your sad little mind[2008-04-23 16:21:42] <Akiro> why would someone ask if it's fake?[2008-04-23 16:21:48] <Gamer4250> well, enough people care about it for it to be on kotaku[2008-04-23 16:21:52] <Akiro> if they already know about it[2008-04-23 16:21:53] <Gamer4250> NOBODY ASKED IF ITS FAKE[2008-04-23 16:21:55] <Gamer4250> WHAT THE HELL[2008-04-23 16:22:11] <PianoMasta7> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON![2008-04-23 16:22:13] <Akiro> well ask the person who made the poll[2008-04-23 16:23:34] <Gamer4250> T_________T[2008-04-23 16:23:39] <Gamer4250> did you even look at the poll?[2008-04-23 16:23:42] <Gamer4250> it doesn't say anything about fake[2008-04-23 16:24:23] <Akiro> yes it does[2008-04-23 16:25:21] <Akiro> well it DID[2008-04-23 16:25:26] <Gamer4250> Okami Box Art watermark: Advertisement or mistake?[2008-04-23 16:25:30] <Gamer4250> not fake[2008-04-23 16:25:30] <Akiro> it know reads "Mistake"[2008-04-23 16:25:31] <Gamer4250> >_>[2008-04-23 16:25:33] <Gamer4250> <_<[2008-04-23 16:25:37] <Gamer4250> it never read fake[2008-04-23 16:25:39] <Akiro> that poll option used to be Fake[2008-04-23 16:25:44] <Gamer4250> a mistake?[2008-04-23 16:25:46] <Gamer4250> I don't know[2008-04-23 16:25:47] <Fawke> After 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge Gamer4250 to a children's card game... and then I'll destroy the world...[2008-04-23 16:25:53] * Gamer4250 ownz Fawke[2008-04-23 16:25:55] <Fawke> I'm Fawke West, photojournalist. And right now, I'd rather have lots of spaghetti.[2008-04-23 16:26:01] <Gamer4250> :O[2008-04-23 16:26:03] <Gamer4250> AWESOME[2008-04-23 16:26:07] <Gamer4250> WIN[2008-04-23 16:26:20] <Gamer4250> anyhoo[2008-04-23 16:26:29] <Gamer4250> your posts still don't make any sense[2008-04-23 16:26:31] <Gamer4250> so yeh[2008-04-23 16:26:34] <Gamer4250> congratulations[2008-04-23 16:27:01] <Akiro> i never make sense to you, so nothing new[2008-04-23 16:27:10] <Akiro> i'm the idiot remember?[2008-04-23 16:27:29] <Gamer4250> *sigh*[2008-04-23 16:27:35] <Gamer4250> so now you've gone all emo?[2008-04-23 16:27:38] <Gamer4250> great[2008-04-23 16:27:57] <Akiro> i wouldn't say "all"[2008-04-23 16:28:02] <Akiro> and besides[2008-04-23 16:28:08] <Akiro> it's not like i wasn't before[2008-04-23 16:28:16] <Akiro> not the mo cut your wrists type[2008-04-23 16:28:21] <Akiro> *emo[2008-04-23 16:29:27] <Gamer4250> ...riiiiight[2008-04-23 16:29:42] <Akiro> and you care...why?[2008-04-23 16:29:55] <Gamer4250> I never said I did[2008-04-23 16:30:13] <Akiro> like it makes a difference if you believe i cut my wrists[2008-04-23 16:30:15] -->| Harvest (~Harvest@58E6B06C.18815BB2.5388AA3B.IP) has joined #nsm[2008-04-23 16:30:15] =-= Mode #nsm +o Harvest by chanserv[2008-04-23 16:30:17] <Akiro> or not

<Harvest> They're coming! Quickly! Get behind those crates over there! <Harvest> Go! <HugoMeister> ~gasp <Sara287> wtf? * HugoMeister hides behind the crates * Harvest gets an ak-47 out * Harvest starts firing shots randomly * HugoMeister grabs Sara287<Harvest> Over there, a pistol, grab and lay down suppressing fire! <Harvest> Go! <Sara287> is harvest having one of his "episodes"? * Harvest continues to fire * HugoMeister runs to the pistol, grabs it * Harvest is hit in the shoulder <Harvest> gah! <Harvest> Just fire at the incoming attackers! * HugoMeister shoots randomnly and hits Sara287 <HugoMeister> OMG <HugoMeister> WHAT DID I DO!!! <Sara287> ow, jerk. * Harvest runs up to a crate farther ahead * Harvest is hit in the leg by a stay bullet <Harvest> damnit! <HugoMeister> screw the pistol * Harvest crawls to the wall, bleeding everywhere * HugoMeister throws the pistol and grabs a bazooka <HugoMeister> DIE COMMIES! <Sara287> ! <Zeta> Marmalade. * HugoMeister shoots * HugoMeister missed.<HugoMeister> HOW DO I MISS WITH A BAZOOKA?!?!? <Zeta> more lubricant <Harvest> You need to get to Denver! There, in a bank, you need to access account 1302-2323-5457-4294* HugoMeister grabs a notepad <HugoMeister> uh huh...then what? <Harvest> You will find a key <Harvest> and a note. <HugoMeister> key....mkay, anything else? <Harvest> Your instructions are on the note! <Harvest> Go! <Harvest> Go! <Harvest> Go!!! * HugoMeister grabs Sara and runs <Sara287> ... * Harvest runs in front as a distraction <Harvest> goooooooo <HugoMeister> No! Dont be a hero! <HugoMeister> ah fuck it * Harvest gets hit several times, including several in the chest and one in the head * HugoMeister runs like hell * HugoMeister hijacks a plane to denver * Harvest falls to the ground, dead, a pool of dark blood surrounds him <HugoMeister> DAMN IT THE BANK'S CLOSED!!!!!<HugoMeister> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Zeta is blown away by force of Hugomeister's statement <Sara287> so break in. <HugoMeister> YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL! * HugoMeister cries at the lost of his savior <HugoMeister> ah fuck it * HugoMeister breaks into the bank * Harvest whispers as a ghost "You've lost them, just stay in a hotel"<Sara287> geez. at least finish the mission. remove security camera, introduce voltage, go in. <HugoMeister> the key! <HugoMeister> and the note! * HugoMeister reads the note: <Harvest> aveeenge meeeee <HugoMeister> O_O <HugoMeister> But what is the key to.... *** Harvest is now known as Heretic <HugoMeister> oh duh, my hotel room <Heretic> It looks like I'll be your escort from now on. <HugoMeister> *the next morning* <HugoMeister> ah! who are you in my bedroom?* HugoMeister pulls the sheets up to his chin <Heretic> I am your new partner, sent by Harvest as a backup. <HugoMeister> of course <HugoMeister> what is our plan? <Sara287> good morning <HugoMeister> hi maid <HugoMeister> CLEAN UP THIS MESS <Heretic> Come with me, I have a van with lots of space in the back. <Sara287> ! <Zeta> O_O. * HugoMeister gets into the van <HugoMeister> ooh mini fridge * Heretic begins driving <Heretic> OMG NO <HugoMeister> <HugoMeister> sry <HugoMeister> no drinky in the van... <HugoMeister> so..where are we going? <Heretic> Three pick up trucks coming up fast! <Heretic> They're loaded with armed enemies! <Sara287> so, to hell?* HugoMeister grabs the random gun in his pants pocket <HugoMeister> DIE!!! * HugoMeister shoots <Heretic> Get on the damn turret! <HugoMeister> turret? <HugoMeister> ook <Heretic> Open the back and fire! * Heretic activates the tire spikes <Sara287> ... * HugoMeister fires the turrent and blows up the trucks <HugoMeister> phew.. * Heretic loses control as he swerves to miss a cat <HugoMeister> FUCK THE CAT!!! GET ON THE ROAD!!!!! <Sara287> geez, just hit the cat next time * Heretic crashes into a wall and is killed instantly by the impact <HugoMeister> aw come on <Sara287> hm, so what now? <HugoMeister> ~sigh! * Heretic drops a key, and another note * HugoMeister cries for the loss of his companion <HugoMeister> omg<HugoMeister> another note * HugoMeister reads the note: <Sara287> oh, for... <Heretic> hm <HugoMeister> apparently the note says nothing <Heretic> I need a cool name. <Sara287> death, reaper, vengeance <Heretic> ._. <Heretic> Preferably something that starts with an H <Heretic> and has 7 letters. * HugoMeister finds a nametag: Hi! My name is Homonid <Sara287> hellboy? <HugoMeister> o, its from wallmart, thats why T_T <Heretic> no. * HugoMeister stands here waiting for a new partner <Sara287> hmmmmmm... * HugoMeister engages in a game of "go fish" with the maid <Sara287> got any threes? <HugoMeister> nope * HugoMeister has 3 threes <HugoMeister> aw, you won... <Sara287> yay!* HugoMeister sings: BABA YETU! <Sara287> thisis no time for swahili religion *** Heretic is now known as Dick <Dick> Alright! <Dick> I'm your new partner! <HugoMeister> Omg, are you dick? This blank note foretold your arrival. <Sara287> what a perfect name for him <Dick> Yeah, thats me. * Dick loads his shotgun <HugoMeister> come maid! * Dick blasts a shell into the maids face <Sara287> um...yes, master? <HugoMeister> O_O <HugoMeister> You killed my maid! <Dick> We can't have an stragglers! <Dick> any* <Dick> Ok <Dick> Now we move! <HugoMeister> to where? <Dick> Get in this yellow schoolbus I happen to have out back! <HugoMeister> XD<HugoMeister> yes sir! * Dick begins to drive * Dick activates the flight power <Dick> hm *** Sara287 is now known as ghostofsara <HugoMeister> ITS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! * Dick lands in a jungle portion of africa <Dick> ugh <ghostofsara> what, are you freaking going on safari? * Dick is eaten alive by flesh eating flies <HugoMeister> aw shit... <Dick> Uh oh, you've lost your three partners! <Dick> Game over! <HugoMeister> damn it! <Dick> Score: 2450 * HugoMeister inserts another quarter *** ghostofsara is now known as Sara287 <Zeta> Where'd my moose go? <HugoMeister> thats going in the logs. <HugoMeister> brb <Dick> High score: JaMaHa: 5604 <Dick> He won with his cult leader role play.

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<HugoMeister> Zeta, give me a story about Gamer4250 touching %ruser. * Zeta gives HugoMeister a story about Gamer4250 touching Gamer4250. <Davey> Ahahaha! <HugoMeister> <Davey> that is going in the logs

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[18:56] <Davey> I'll play you in a game[18:56] <Davey> Bloody Harvest, right?[18:56] <Harvest> yeah.[18:56] <Davey> I am Davey The Rebel on live[18:56] <Davey> I have to sign off the computer though cause I only have one eithernet cable going into my room[18:56] <Davey> =P[18:56] <Davey> so[18:57] <Davey> see you on xbox live?[18:57] <Harvest> Yeah.[18:57] <Davey> do you have a mic?[18:57] <Harvest> Yeah.[18:57] <Davey> okay[18:57] <Davey> good[18:57] <Zeta> Resistance is futile, you will be 0wn3d[18:57] <Davey> wow that totally applies to this situation.... Ladies.[18:58] <Davey> okay[18:58] <Davey> well[18:58] <Davey> I'll see you in TF2[18:58] |<-- Davey has left irc.drshnaps.com (Q:- PREPARE TO DIE)[18:58] <Harvest> rofl[18:58] <Harvest> I'm definitely not going on Live.

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[18:56] <Davey> I'll play you in a game[18:56] <Davey> Bloody Harvest, right?[18:56] <Harvest> yeah.[18:56] <Davey> I am Davey The Rebel on live[18:56] <Davey> I have to sign off the computer though cause I only have one eithernet cable going into my room[18:56] <Davey> =P[18:56] <Davey> so[18:57] <Davey> see you on xbox live?[18:57] <Harvest> Yeah.[18:57] <Davey> do you have a mic?[18:57] <Harvest> Yeah.[18:57] <Davey> okay[18:57] <Davey> good[18:57] <Zeta> Resistance is futile, you will be 0wn3d[18:57] <Davey> wow that totally applies to this situation.... Ladies.[18:58] <Davey> okay[18:58] <Davey> well[18:58] <Davey> I'll see you in TF2[18:58] |<-- Davey has left irc.drshnaps.com (Q:- PREPARE TO DIE)[18:58] <Harvest> rofl[18:58] <Harvest> I'm definitely not going on Live.

2 Hours Later: Me gets back on computer to see what harvest was doing.He still had not got on.