Wednesday, January 09, 2013

On Monday's "Tonight Show With
Jay Leno," Maher said he would donate $5 million to the charity of
Trump’s choice (Maher suggested Hair Club for Men, among others) if the
"Celebrity Apprentice" host could prove he is not the "spawn of his
mother having sex with an orangutan." Maher was mocking Trump's
much-publicized announcement in October that he would donate $5 million
to charity if Obama would release his college records.

On Tuesday, a lawyer for Trump
sent the letter to Maher with the birth certificate attached, asking the
"Real Time" host to make good on his late-night offer:

Attached
hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that
he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. Please remit the $5
million to Mr. Trump immediately and he will ensure that the money be
donated to the following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane
Sandy Victims, The Police Athletic League, The American Cancer Society,
The March of Dimes, and The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.

Balls in Maher's court, will he put his $5 million where his mouth is or is he a liar?

I represent Mr. Donald J. Trump.
I write on his behalf to accept your offer (made during the Jay Leno
Show on January 7, 2013) that Mr. Trump prove he is not the "spawn of
his mother having sex with an orangutan."

Attached hereto is a copy of Mr.
Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred
Trump, not an orangutan. Please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump
immediately and he will ensure that the money be donated to the
following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane Sandy Victims, The
Police Athletic League, The American Cancer Society, The March of Dimes,
and The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.