If you're unfamiliar with the premise of these lists, scroll down until you hit another one - you'll find a full explanation. But lets be honest...if you can't grasp what's happening here you may have bigger problems.

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Most likely to never win another Super Bowl: Joe Flacco

Most likely to win the Super Bowl next year: Russell Wilson

Most likely to be the first QB taken in the Draft: Geno Smith

Most likely to realize that Ryan Tannehill is not Ben Roethlisberger (but then realize he doesn't care when he looks at his paycheck): Mike Wallace

GENO SMITH (Al Tielemans/SI)

Most likely to be on the cover of Madden NFL 25 (aka: Madden '14): Colin Kaepernick

Most likely to be laughed at 10 years from now when people discuss the once heated, "This Guy versus Sidney Crosby Debate": Alex Ovechkin

Most likely to lead the NFL in receptions for first downs next season: Danny Amendola

Most likely to win another Golden Globe - if not an Emmy - for Best Comedy: Girls(and I'm not just saying this because of last Sunday's controversial/amazing episode, although it was amazingly controversial)

Most likely to win a Golden Globe - and hopefully an Emmy - for Best Supporting Actor: Adam Driver, Girls (read above)

Most likely to be dubbed "Thunder and Lightning" by the Atlanta media in the next 24 hours: Steven Jackson and Jacquizz Rodgers

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