Do You Want To Know A Secret

Bob Englehart

Full disclosure: I’m a member of a secret society. It’s so secret, I can’t say its name under penalty of death. It’s a pretty gruesome death, too, but I can’t describe it because it’s secret and unique to this secret society. Should other members read my account and feel I’ve explained too much, it might be curtains for me. I joined this society in honor of my Uncle Del who was a member. When he died, I joined in tribute and after I went through the initiation and became a full member, my father told me he was a member, too. That’s how secret it is. I haven’t been to a meeting in years, but I’m still on the mailing list, which I’m sure is secret.