Well, it looks like Britney Spears has finally found her calling. Here she is, fulfilling her life's calling, riding the stripper pole. Of course, the sight of Britney Spears on a stripper pole is probably one of the most hurl-worthy images I've seen in recent time, but at least she seems to be enjoying herself.

Oh, and is she pregnant again, or is that belly from eating Cheetos? Personally, I can't think of any man who would actually want to have sex with Britney Spears in her current state, so I'm betting on the Cheetos thing, but hey, what do I know!?

More pictures of Britney Spears getting up close with a giant metal rod after the jump.