Las Vegas Hands Over Its Keys Because It’s Too Drunk to Drive

The cast of “Las Vegas,” James Lesure, Camille Guaty, Molly Sims and Josh Duhamel all happily accepted keys to the city from Sin City itself. I’m sure each one of these opens up motel rooms in which Nicolas Cage is very tearfully receiving a blow-job from Elisabeth Shue because I’m whimsical like that. Josh seems to think that he’s hot enough to show up to an event like this wearing a t-shirt, jeans and some old thing he found at the Army Surplus on the way over, and he’s lucky he’s right.