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See my wife gave me an out this year… She said “Let’s just spend time together, we don’t have to buy each other anything.”
I said sure, we’ll come up with something nice to do together.
Except in the back of my head General Ackbar gave me his warning “IT’S A TRAP!!!”
Thank Cthulhu that my couch is comfy.

Sigh. I bought the red satin mini-dress, with “present” bow and cut-out back; the black stockings with red hearts; and the killer heels, compleat with wicked spikes. Now I find out HE’S not working on Thursday, and I am. How am I supposed to sneak into the outfit and surprise him? AND I’ve developed this nasty corn that wants to argue with me about how long I can wear the shoes. My only consolation is that he doesn’t want to go out to dinner or anything.