no. it's real and it was pulled off the wal mart versions of the cd. i still stand by my 3 choices. pour some sugar on me is shakespearian compared to h.w.c. and gay messiah. i think it's the liberal use of cum in those songs that edges it over pour some sugar on me.

considering it's liz phair i'd have to say it was a joke. at least i hope so. of course she might be the first person to write, record, and release a song that was totally porn soundtrack ready that was never in a porn. or was it?

Stupid bastard! Stupid bastard! Stupid bastard girl!
You are such a stupid bastard! Got me in a whirl!
Take all my hard earned money! Spend it on cheap thrills.
You are such a stupid bastard. Stupid bastard girl!

(Fast Hurricane force guitar solo)

Stupid bastard! Stupid bastard! Stupid bastard girl!
You are such a stupid bastard! You I want to kill!
Burn my house to the ground! All doped up on pills!
You are such a stupid bastard! Stupid bastard girl!

Well me Uncle Mike and me cousin Kate down by the garden gate
They're drinkin' Irish whiskey and they're goin' on a date
Just thinkin' 'bout the whole thing makes me want to masterbate
They're ain't a lass in Dublin half as hot as cousin Kate!

No, more painful than fingernails on a chalkboard... the sound of that song makes me want to smash up the speakers and throw the stereo through the window (somebody elses speakers and stereo... through somebody else's window).

But you're correct, in that it is mostly the delivery. I do have respect for Dolly, but I'd hardly consider it her greatest lyrical masterpiece, either.