Gravity happened. There's nothing worse than droopy boobs. Admittedly, modern bras allow for no shape or nipples. They're formed shapes that your breast sits inside of. So, when you see a woman's bosoms today--they're not hers. They're VS's factory formed shapes with no tip and no personality. Well, I for one miss unpadded ones. Some of us don't mind shining our high beams, but we like the support of a bra-better to shine the headlights into your eyes and not your feet.

At least you started off with a long romantic walk...I resumed my bra wearing when I noticed that drooling, knuckle-dragging sorts were following me around looking for a milk shake. Now though it's all about backaches.

__I long for those old times when we were able to watch TV... without -it- forming us.__I think, we think less... and allow the'imprintation' of that -which we are surrounded by- to become our goals. Subliminimal.__The smell of an apple pie just taken from the oven... can never be forgotten.__Lovit Timoteo! _m

About Me

This site is a labor of love. My real job is: ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT SPITTOON CLEANER. It's an honest living, and I have a lot of time to think and write while waiting for the head spittoon cleaner, and the assistant spittoon cleaner, and the assistant to the assistant spittoon cleaner to call in drunk, which gives me my chance to really SHINE!

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In the night you hide from the madman you're longing to be--Steely Dan