We Want You to Be Like the Guy in the PG-13 Movie, Who We’re Not Sure We Really Like Yet

If we’re going anywhere this year, we’re going to need Josh Beckett to stand tall before the man and make his decision for Christ, whatever that means. We need Angry Josh, front and center. The dude who swatted away the Yankees with one hand while feeling up Leeann Tweeden with the other. Starting tonight.

I say he wants to do it. I say he can do it. So join with me now, as we project the positive vibes to Josh, wherever he may be right now. Because positive vibes, people… they’re what’s gonna get us through this.