"Steak and Blowjob Day" is the White History Month of holidays; the type of delusional push back based on the idea that men are being asked to do TOO MUCH. Attention SB&J Day fans: Every day is Steak and Blowjob Day. We live in a patriarchal society; if you're a man, the way our society is is like a personal Valentine to you."

How...how...is this even possible?! It's like that guy once said, Men love blowjobs because they have men's two favorite things: Sex and Doing Nothing. I'm sure if you don't want one, there are plenty of guys that will take on your burden.

Unless if course you're speaking as the giver of a BJ. In that case, either work on the gag reflex, or ask your partner to shave their junk.

Claude Ballse:Public Savant: I don't even like BJs - they tickle too much.

But steaks...they don't tickle at all!

How...how...is this even possible?! It's like that guy once said, Men love blowjobs because they have men's two favorite things: Sex and Doing Nothing. I'm sure if you don't want one, there are plenty of guys that will take on your burden.

Unless if course you're speaking as the giver of a BJ. In that case, either work on the gag reflex, or ask your partner to shave their junk.

It's possible because I have an un-mutilated penis - we don't circumcise baby boys for no good reason here in denmark (well, jews do, but that is frequently brought up in the media as an outdated form of child abuse).

And hey, I like sex - just not the akwardly ticklish sensation that a BJ generates.