“Since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”

— VERNE RUPRIGHT, current mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, giving advice in a statement about Levi Johnston’s decision to run for his seat; Johnston filed a letter of intent to run for office yesterday and is shopping a reality show about his campaign (via CNN)