A/N: I'm not too sure about this chapter, or the next one. They used to be one chapter, but I divided them, so...

Now that Lily and Harry were in the bathroom and Harry was sitting expressionless in the tub as his mother washed his tiny bit of hair - already looking like his father's - with shampoo.

'Why would you use poo to get clean?' Harry thought. 'And what's the sham that makes it?'

Harry didn't even like the bubbles. He used to, until he first saw his mother "pull the plug" and they all made the water disappear and then vanished. Now he just hoped the bubbles wouldn't make him disappear.

"Alright, Harry, that wasn't so bad, was it?" Lily asked.

'No it wasn't, it was terrible!' "Mummy!" Harry called to her, arms flaying, asking for a hug.

"Just a minute, silly. You're soaking wet! Let's get you dried off first."

'Drying off isn't so bad,' Harry thought as his mother attacked him with a towel, every once in a while tickling his nose or tummy with it, making him laugh.

"There's that pretty smile!" Lily said beaming down at her son as she engulfed him in a loving hug and kissed his nose. "Now don't you move, you hear me?" she asked tenderly.

Lily sat Harry down and stood up from the sitting position in which she was drying Harry to get his clean clothes off the sink counter. "Now where's that diaper?"

Harry saw the bathroom door silently push open and a large, black, shaggy dog tip-toe into the room without Lily noticing.

"Paddy!"

"What's that, sweetie?" Lily asked. She turned around in time to see Sirius make a leap into the still-full tub sending an enormous wave over the entire bathroom. "AHH!"

Harry laughed as his mother screamed.

"Lily! What is it?!" James, now butter-free, came running into the room to find out what was wrong, but, not realizing the bathroom floor was flooded, took one step on it and fell flat on his back causing Harry to only laugh harder.

'Silly Daddy,' he thought. 'You can't go so fast on the wet floor!'

"THAT!" Lily said in a hard voice, pointing to what used to be a dog and was now a man getting out of the nearly empty tub.