Kim Kardashian

Airing this weekend is the first part of Oprah’s interview with America’s favorite and most-hated (depending who you ask) reality family, the Kardashian-Jenner-Odom-Disick family.

Small snippets of the two part interview have been coming out and I had to share this little nugget. It seems that our little Kimmie is growing up, y’all! Yes, at 31 years old she’s finally becoming a grown up. She tells Oprah (after Oprah comments “You’re growing up”), “I’m totally growing up.”

Womp, womp, womp. You tried, Kris Humphries! If you were hoping to get to watch Kim Kardashian squirm her way through her deposition, you’re out of luck unfortunately. Unlike her intimate moments with Ray J, her deposition will not be taped.

An insider close to the divorce proceedings tells RadarOnline.com, “Both parties mutually agreed that it wasn’t necessary to have Kim and Kris’ deposition filmed. There will be a private stenographer present that will provide a transcript of the proceedings.” 50 Shades of Kartrashian, perhaps?

“There was concern about the depositions being filmed and then getting leaked to the media. To ensure that won’t happen everyone recognized and agreed to not have proceedings filmed,” continues the source. “However, Kris’ lawyer, Lee Hutton has told Laura Wasser that they absolutely intend to ask that cameras be permitted in the courtroom when this divorce goes to trial.”

Good lord – must the Kardashians publicize everything they do? I’m surprised Kim Kardashian doesn’t tweet when she’s inserting a tampon. I can just hear it now: “Headed to the bathroom to use a lady stick, dolls! #ThatTimeOfTheMonth #PeriodFiles” Ugh.

Anyway, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star recently gave her boyfriend of like 3 months a rare $750,000 Lamborghini for his 35th birthday! Lucky man that Kanye West – well except for the dating Kim part.

TMZ is reporting that Kim bought a Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 – unfortunately Kanye can’t drive the new digs around because he’s still in Ireland on the Watch the Throne tour. Kim reportedly took a video of the car to Kanye in Ireland to show him exactly what he’s missing – and she showed up in person to livestream the vid! Hopefully he won’t cancel any tour dates to rush home and drive it.

And hopefully Kim didn’t trade in the $325,000 Ferrari she reportedly got for a wedding present to purchase the new fancy wheels. We heard what happened with those Rolex watches, Kimmie!

Oh, Kardashians… seriously? Anyway, the first family of K has been busy, busy, busy self-promoting again! In the latest, the extremely pregnant Kourtney Kardashian – who is due any day now – took some time away from nesting and baby cooking to talk about why she still won’t marry her longtime boyfriend and two-time baby daddy Scott Disick.

Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kourtney spilled her guts, giving yet another excuse for why she won’t walk down the aisle. Personally I think she’s holding out until the price is right!

“First of all, I have realized that I have major commitment problems during this pregnancy,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star confessed. “I’m really claustrophobic, and all my issues — and I have a lot of them — they all stem from this thing. I can’t commit to anything . . but I love Scott, and he is my partner.”

Oh good gravy! Those Kardashians will never go gently into that good night, will they? I guess I have to take some of the blame for still writing about them, but what can I do? (Stop writing about them, I hear you) Perhaps today I’ll write about the authority on all things love-related…at least in Bravolebrity world.

Patti Stanger, everyone’s favorite Millionaire Matchmaker, recently spoke with HollywoodLife.com about the whole Kimye phenomenon. Of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s fauxmance romance she exclaims, “This is a good, good fit for her and I hope that Kris [Jenner], her mother, gives the blessing because I think they’ll end up getting married. I really do. I think he has known the family long enough to know what the problems are. I love it. KK babies all the way! I think that they both made a mistake at one point in their life. They understand each other and they were friends first. Friends are the best foundation for a really good marriage.”
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Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge (formerly known as Kate Middleton), may want to do a little checking around before she chooses a dress for her next public event.

The always-classy Royal showed up for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebration this weekend in a beautiful red Alexander McQueen dress. Catherine is always absolutely stunning, but something has tainted the the near-perfect ensemble – the fact that Kim Kardashian was spotted wearing it last fall in NYC.

Kim’s was the original runway version, with shorter hemline and no sleeves. Catherine had designer Sarah Burton make a few custom tweaks to the dress to make it more conservative and appropriate for her event.

There’s lots going on in the Krazy Kardashian universe this weekend. On Thursday Bruce Jenner‘s son Brandon got married in Hawaii and while Kendall, Kylie, Brody, and Kris Jenner all flew out for the party, none of the Kardashian side of the family bothered to show up. Kendall and Kylie served as bridesmaids!

Instead they sent out their congrats the modern way…via social media. Khloe posted the following well-wishes to her blog Thursday morning: “I just wanted to send a HUGE congratulations and so much love to my brother Brandon and his fiancé/soon-to-be wife Leah. Wishing you both all the happiness in the world!” Kim and Kourtney posted similar messages to their Twitter and blogs.

So, let’s talk about Keeping Up With Kardashians… Is anybody watching that? I must confess I tuned in and saw, well, all the episodes of this season. Not because I was forced, but because I was curious. Albeit morbidly so. Which is sort of like eating an entire Chipotle burrito just to see if I can do it. Never a good idea, but it never stops me.

First of all, the editing in this show is so bad and non-sequential, but they don’t seem to care and they don’t bother trying to hide it. They also bilk a storyline for all it’s worth; going overboard to berate you with a point. And most annoyingly, each show has a little moralistic message attached to the end like some sort of totally trashy and lowbrow Aesop’s Fables with spray tans, false eyelashes, and a lot of too tight pants.

Yeah, so about those Kardashians. Is Kris Jennerpsychotic? Bruce Jenner seems to think so! Their marital drama – which may be fabricated, but is likely not – is kinda dominating this season so far. In fact Bruce is getting some major airtime for once. He’s working hard for his share of that $40M.