Greetings, Earthlings

Oh my, here’s another comic with a higher kinkiness level than usual. Hopefully you’ll be both aroused AND amused by this one. Oh, and maybe one day I will reach the elusive NSFW plateau… ah, one can dream…

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“Dude, I’m totally gonna shake that alien’s hand. ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Aww yeah.”
“Whoa, that alien is well-hand!”
“I went all the way with the alien yesterday and let me tell you, it was the worst hand-job ever!”
etc.

Rhythmic, you’ll notice that while they’re not wearing pants, they definitely are wearing space suits. Only their upper four tentacles are protruding from the suits. But I’m assuming, based on their reaction, that none of those four tentacles are reproductive organs.

Ha! Awesome, this… One does wonder what the world would look like if your hands were the sensitive organ to cover up in public! Also: those are some mighty tight pants on the aliens! Imagine how uncomfortable this would be on a human…

Thanks, everyone! I’m glad you liked this one, as I found it quite hilarious when I first thought of it, but I wasn’t quite sure if any funnyness would translate properly into a comic. Also, some additional “making of” trivia about this strip: It has actually been two years since I first wrote down the initial idea, and only recently did I figure out this alternate way to present it. Two years for a penis joke… yeah…

Oh, and Kim nails it; the implied erectile aspect here is definitely meant to be the biggest reason for their expression in the last panel. Without it, the joke would be rather limp in comparison. (Hey-O!)

@Danny: Ah, thanks for that – fixed now. I think I actually had the Illusive Man from Mass Effect 2 in mind when I typed that sentence.

I’ve just discovered this webcomic through a link on SMBC. Read it whole in a couple of hours!
I was just looking for something similar to PBF in irony and style, and then I found this. Thanks man, go on like this! :D

Just went through all your comics and all i can say is, great work, keep it up!
By the way, i´ve been wandering for some time whether aliens would find our way of reproduction repulsing. You know, the “people growing inside other people” thing…