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Thursday, December 4, 2014

[BREAKING NEWS] Netizens Accuse SNSD of Cyberbullying Yuri?

With all the controversy surrounding SNSD lately, common knowledge would be to expect them to all lay low and reflect on their mistakes. Sadly, like the backstabbing bitches they are (#JUSTICEFORJESSICA #JESSICAWASFRAMED #TAEYEONDIDIT), this was not to be so.

We've received reports that the remaining SNSD members are currently embroiled in a new scandal, this time cyberbullying Yuri.

#leaveyurialone

Kwon Yuri just turned 25 today, and the SNSD members decided to "celebrate" this normally joyous occasion by sharing disgustingly unflattering pictures of the birthday girl on their social media networks.

A representative of SM Entertainment who has asked to remain anonymous has come forward with this statement:

The other members have yet to post Yuri pictures because of a very simple reason. They have had many busy and strenuous schedules lately so they probably have not been able to muster up enough fucks to post inane shit like that on their respective social media accounts. We will investigate these reports with the seriousness they deserve.

Another source close to the girls has come forward saying:

I'm pretty sure none of them gives a fuck about Yuri in general, I'm not surprised. Just last week I saw Yuri crouch down to tie her shoes, and Taeyeon literally tripped over her. Taeyeon just stood up, looked around, and said out loud, 'Who the fuck is responsible for the flooring in this shit building, someone replace that shit before someone else trips on a crack or something.'

I'm also pretty sure I heard Yoona say, 'The only reason I don't have an Instagram yet is because I'd have to follow Yuri's ugly stick thighs on it or people would call me out. Ew, no thanks.'

Netizen response has been predictably negative, most up in arms at this injustice done on Yuri.

1. [+13121. -27] Those fucking fake ass bitches, who the fuck pulls this shit on a girl's birthday?

2. [+9999, -18] Are you serious? Those trashy sluts ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ, as expected of people who would backstab each other for money. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

3. [+8423, -72] Everyone knows it was only a matter of time before the next member would get bullied out of SNSD. First Jessica, now Yuri. Who's next? I'm just waiting for them to get disbanded already and fuck off.

4. [+8121. -63] You really expect to get away with this, thinking no one would notice? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ These bitches are just asking for trouble. You can't fool netizens, just who do you think gave you your fame and money in the first place?

5. [+7880, -54] Expect SM stock to drop again, everyone should just sell their shares while they still have some value.

6. [+5213, -81] Of course this would happen on her birthday ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Yuri-ah, this oppa feels so sorry this had to happen ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

7. [+45, -9812] No way this is real, don't you guys think you're all overreacting over meaningless shit? Remember what happened to T-ara when you all jumped to conclusions about "evidence" of bullying...? Wait never mind, fuck SNSD. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Lol according to Taeyeon, Yuri got her revenge (on one of the few members who didn't post shit, but Taeyeon is a sly fox and always deserve it) by using her ig account to like an ugly photo of her. This is it http://instagram.com/p/wOhYpav2t1/?modal=true