T-Pain Gets a New Tat, Kim Kardashian Is Spiritual and Hugh Jackman Snowballs

T-Pain got a new tat. “I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think this ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down soon 0_o” But can he auto-tune it? [TwitPic]

Kim Kardashian funded a church set up last year in Calabasas. Thou shalt make a sex tape or be damned! [Yeeeah]

Mark Zuckerberg may join Jesse Eisenberg on SNL. It’ll be the most uncomfortable meeting since the last time two socially awkward dorks met. Which was no doubt last week at your LARP’ing session. [Popeater]

Whenever there’s a story about Andy Dick, you know it’s going to be nothing good. This is no different. [The Superficial]

Hugh Jackman wants to snowball with you. I mean, throw a snowball at you. [Dlisted]

Lea Michele will also perform at the Super Bowl. So now you’re life is pretty much complete. [Celebuzz]

Sophie Monk admits to having plastic surgery. Isn’t it strange how people know something is true but just never say it? Like how you’re getting a little fat? [Celebitchy]

Jaden Smith will go through puberty on The Ellen Show instead of school. Now his uncontrollable boners will be broadcast nationally instead of through giggles in the girl’s locker room. [Bossip]