Lauderdale's New Sport

The controversy over the speed bumps on Cordova Road is misguided. Our tax dollars were spent to satisfy a few who don't want people from other parts of town to enjoy our view on Cordova Road.

Why not bring a new sport of "speed hump-jumping" to this street? I can hear the engines revving as the drivers race the length of Cordova to the cheering of thousands. Sparks will fly out from under the cars as the racers fly through the air. They could reach speeds up to 80 mph. What a thrill to bring to Fort Lauderdale. We should applaud our city fathers for bringing our city such an exciting race as speed hump-jumping.