From the Zombie Apocalypse news desk comes word of the arrest of a Louisiana man who bit off a chunk of the face of a victim whom he allegedly battered during a bloody attack Saturday.

According to cops, Carl Jacquneaux, 42, attacked Todd Credeur outside the victims home in Scott, a city in Lafayette Parish. After punching Credeur in the face, Jacquneaux bit the 48-year-old victim in the face, removing a large amount of flesh, police reported.

An arrest warrant affidavit charges that Jacquneaux began biting Mr. Credeur in the face, removing flesh the size of a quarter below the victims left eye. A second affidavit accused Jacquneaux of biting off half his cheek and referenced information that Jacquneaux had been up for several days on Meth.

When officers responded to the fight scene, they found Credeur covered in blood and with several lacerations to his facial area along with a gaping wound underneath the left eye. Credeur, who was transported to a local hospital for treatment, is now recuperating at home.

It is starting to look like the long feared Zombie Apocalypse may not be far off. You seem knowledgeable on antizombie measures can you tell us: Do you shoot them, axe them or what? If one shoots a Zombie where do you shoot them? How many bullets? Time is running short Help!

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posted on 06/06/2012 1:42:28 PM PDT
by AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)

It's hard to tell with young people - faces lacking the etched choices of adulthood, but with older types like this, the face says ‘loser’... too stupid to invent evil, he mimics the crazy in Miami.His mother must curse the day she 'did it' with whatever the father was...

I looked up “bath salts” and it’s the name given to a new designer drug that screws you up. A number have died, the most in Louisiana. Gov. Jindal has outlawed that combination of drugs due to the deaths there.

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