"...somebody named Cliff Schecter, an expert. Never heard of him."-Rush Limbaugh

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Some Headlines Are More Fun Than Others

Keep Your Buds From Becoming DudsNorm Coleman caught supplying weed to his pals.Bush Anticipates Death of Ailing Castro"Stop jumping up and down like a fool," a plainly irritated Cheney hissed to Bush after revealing assassination plans to the president.Official: No Child Left Behind Lowers Standards"Stop jumping up and down like a fool," a plainly irritated Cheney hissed to Bush after the president took credit for the results. "But Mr. President," a chagrined Bush protested to Cheney, "I'm just excited that all those kids get to be at my level. I'm the edjumicator!" AOL's News Sites Adopt Look of BlogsBlogger Cliff Schecter makes millions following deal with AOL to let them clone the look of his relatively new blog, which has been an astounding success in the blogosphere. "I can't believe my luck," an ecstatic Schecter gushed. "I owe it all to Paddy. She's the genius behind the buff and green color scheme."