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She Is Clueless About His Affair

[New York Post] Which partner of a “Real Housewife” is doing a terrible job of keeping his affair secret? The Housewife, who appears to be the only person not to know, even underwent a recent cosmetic procedure to spice up their sex life.

Real Housewife:

Her Partner:

SOLVED!

It’s Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York, and her husband, Mario Singer! Source: The New York Post

We love it when the NYPost solves its own blind items!

It appears that Ramona Singer’s husband, Mario, has been dipping his pen in another women’s inkwell.

His recent affair with a 20-something New York socialite resulted in a pregnancy. Whoops. Maybe he didn’t know his 60-year-old pen was still so potent?

Ramona, true to form, completely denies the affair.

Ramona — who just finished taping the latest season of “Housewives” with LuAnn de Lesseps, Carole Radziwill, Heather Thomson, Aviva Drescher and Sonja Morgan — has told her co-stars, “If he’s having an affair, I don’t want to know about it.”

Mario Singer, the husband of “The Real Housewives of New York City” co-star Ramona Singer, is being accused of having an affair with a New York society girl — and getting her pregnant — multiple sources confirmed to Page Six.

We’re told Mario, 60, who has been wed to Ramona for 27 years, has been squiring around a 20-something blond socialite he met this summer in the Hamptons. Sources said Mario first met her at party-loving hedge-funder Marc Leder’s estate.

Shortly after, the two started seeing each other, with the younger woman even spending time at the Singers’ Hamptons home while Ramona was out of town, according to the sources.

Word quickly started to spread among the Hamptons set. Another source tells us the roommate of the young social approached her at a different bash at Leder’s Hamptons home in mid-July, and said her friend was sleeping with Ramona’s husband and had naked photos of him to prove it.

“The girl said, ‘You’re not going to believe this, but I have to show you some pictures. Mario’s having an affair with my roommate,” our source told us. Then, “She showed me a photo on her phone of Mario’s ding-dong. A selfie text of his naked body, in the girl’s apartment!”

We also hear that around August, the young socialite became pregnant, and — ever the gentleman — Mario paid for her to have an abortion.

Sources tell us Mario is still seeing the woman in both the city and the Hamptons. Meanwhile, Ramona has been vague about whether she knows about her husband’s affair.

We hear Ramona — who just finished taping the latest season of “Housewives” with LuAnn de Lesseps, Carole Radziwill, Heather Thomson, Aviva Drescher and Sonja Morgan — has told her co-stars, “If he’s having an affair, I don’t want to know about it.”

Calls to Ramona and to Mario were not returned. But we’re told the pair are desperate to put on a brave face and are planning to step out arm-in-arm for a very public dinner soon.

Ramona, who has admitted to multiple cosmetic surgery “tweaks”, has often said that women should be open about the plastic surgery procedures they’ve had done.

Frankly, we’re just not going to talk about Ramona’s butt or vag or how she’s had them tweaked. Yes, we’re drawing the line.

Congratulations to everyone who guessed this one correctly!

UPDATE: Ramona and Mario Singer have separated, and each has moved on to dating other people. Guess Ramona’s not so clueless anymore. From Us Magazine:

Ramona Singer, Husband Mario Separated:

Real Housewives of New York Domestic Dispute

Another Housewives marriage is on the rocks. After 27 years together, Real Housewives of New York’s Ramona Singer and husband Mario have separated, two sources confirm to Us Weekly — with both Ramona, 56, and Mario, 60, already dating other people.

At the moment, things are anything but amicable for the Bravo couple, who share college-aged daughter Avery; as first reported by Page Six, the couple recently got into a heated fight at their shared Hamptons home, with cops eventually arriving on the premises. (According to Page Six, after things calmed down at the Hamptons house, Ramona even offered the visiting policeman a “glass of wine,” which they declined.) No word yet on when or if either party will file for divorce.

“They like to put on appearances like things are okay,” one source tells Us Weekly. “It’s been going on like this for awhile.”

Adds another pal: “It is like war of the roses between them right now.” As recently as last October, Ramona had denied reports that Mario had cheated with — and impregnanted –another woman.

Who was the other woman, and who are they seeing now? According to The New York Post:

… But that same month Mario had been accused of stepping out with, an even impregnating, a woman that PageSix identified as Kasey Dexter.

Ramona denied that happened.

The site also claimed the socialite has moved on with a man in his 20s.

‘The domestic spat comes a day after Ramona was spotted out on a date at the General with a man we’re told identified himself as Travis Millard,’ PageSix claimed.

So Crazy Eyes and Crazy Sperm are dunzo for now, and everyone has moved on to newer, younger, crazier partners. The only thing that could make this better is if Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon were somehow involved.