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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

PREFACEBe careful when starting up a new sexual relationship! Whether it be with the opposite sex or a new sex toy. When we were young and just beginning to explore sex, there's a condition called "The Ditney (sp)" which was defined as "over f**ked and underfed"...or at least in my time. It happened when you got with a new partner and screwed like rabbits. Every which way, every moment available. Sometimes you went for days, just sex...naps...food...more sex, and repeat. (LOL) Well, apparently this can happen when breaking in a new sex toy too (and having more sex with a partner than you're use to). The condition is soreness when urinating, sometimes burning, sometimes pain, due to the overabundance of rubbing in the area of the urinary tract.

STORYI had a reaction on Tuesday night to all the sex and sex toy play I'd had last week! It was not pleasant but it was short-lived, thank goodness. In the most delicate way I can put it, I had the urge to pee all the time! After 7 hours of it, it became quite painful. Thankfully, after taking some Motrin and drinking lots of water, it did subside. Add to the 'too much stimulation' that I had also been working outside in the heat, losing buckets of sweat and not paying attention to how much water I drank (this was for the two days prior to Tuesday night). So a combination of dehydration and over-stimulation with the Relentless Rabbit caused this urgency to manifest. It had been so long since I had experienced anything like this that I didn't recognize it for what it was. I was looking up the symptoms on the internet (which sometimes the access to so much information CAN be a bad thing) and imagining all sorts of things. Once I realized what had happened and followed my instincts, everything was fine. My instincts told me to increase my intake of water and try to bring down the inflammation, which was probably internal (hence the Motrin).

CONCLUSIONDon't be so paranoid about sex. Those in charge of education unfortunately have been fueled by the organized religions into scaring the crap out of everybody. It's all about controlling the masses. Our children have had it drilled into their heads by the school system that sex is bad (abstain), it will kill you (STDs), or you will get pregnant and ruin your life. In the 21st century, you would have thought we would be more advanced than this as a developed country. Yes, you have to be careful (STDs can be spread orally as well). Yes, you have to use protection (WARNING: lambskin is only good against pregnancy not STDs). Yes, anything in excess is bad for you (there's no shame in using lubricant). So try to practice moderation. And if you get 'The Ditney', just try to cuddle more and cause friction less for a while, or alternate manual stimulation with mechanical, to allow time for recovery. Enjoy your life as a sexual being!

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I am who I am. My spirit is loving, creative, spunky, friendly, uninhibited, generous and in awe of what the universe presents to us. My body is female, voluptuous, short, auburn hair, hazel eyes, strong, flexible, and healthy. My mind is curious, emotional, 136 IQ, relentless at problem-solving, use both right & left brain, diverse sense of humor, and in a constant state of multi-tasking. My character is loyal, honest, fiercely devoted to justice, tenacious, trustworthy, unselfish, and hardworking. My employment has been as an artist, a teacher/professor, administrative assistant, insurance investigator, manager, clerical, retail, and chicken farming (!). I have been (or am) a daughter, mother, step-daughter, step-mother, granddaughter, grandmother, daughter-in-law, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, aunt, niece, sister, surviving wife, surviving sister, surviving child. Cancer took my parents, alcohol took my brother, old age took my husband's parents, and diabetes took my husband. You could say I am a survivor.