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Hey people people!

I got a funny forward a few days ago, and I wanted you guys to know it.

If you like it I’ll email it to you so just comment and enter the email you want me to send it to when you’re filling out the form for comments that has your name, email, and blog/website if you have one!

Anyways, here’s the email!

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I once knew a stupid girl. Send this to as many people as you can or her stupidity will rub off on you. More details at the bottom.

She was so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

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She was so stupid that when she got locked at Sleepy’s for the night, she slept on the floor.

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She was so stupid that she stared at a orange juiced carton for 5 hours straight because it said “concentrate”.

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She was so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

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She was so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall just to see what was on the other side.

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She was so stupid that when she blinked she got lost.

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She was so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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She was so stupid that she starved in a grocery store.

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She was so stupid that she yelled at the owner of ToysRus for selling her a broken puzzle.

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She was so stupid that she used a calculator to cheat on an english test.

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She was so stupid that she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

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She was so stupid that she waited all day at a stop sign.

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She was so stupid that she sold her dog to but pet food.

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She was so stupid that she studied for her blood test.

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Send this to nobody and you’ll become as stupid as her.

Send this to 5 people or more and you will have a great day.

Send this to 10 people or more and you’ll find something you lost many years ago.

Send this to 15 people or more and you’ll go on a date with the guy/girl you like.

Send this to 20 people or more and you will be the happiest person alive!

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I almost died today so here’s the story.

I have first period gym every other day, so today I had gym.

We were playing kickball today, and I was scared that the ball was going to hit me in the face, but my best friend kept telling me it wasn’t but then it almost hit me and I yelled at her for being mean to me and stood in the corner for the rest of the game.

Update: Hey people people. When I was writing this I forgot to write about the scary part. So here it is from the beginning. Hahahahahahaha!

I have first period gym every other day, so today I had gym.

We were playing kickball today, and I was scared that the ball was going to hit me in the face, but my best friend kept telling me it wasn’t but then it almost hit me and I yelled at her for being mean to me and stood in the corner for the rest of the game.

After a while the fire alarm went off so I got scared that I was going to die but then everyone was like “Julia, there is no fire. It’s just practice for if there is a real fire”.

Then I wasn’t scared anymore. We have fire drills all of the time. I forgot.

I was wearing shorts so it was really cold but I was glad that we were going back inside soon, but after we were outside for a while I got worried, and people started talking that there was a fire.

Then the firefighters showed up and started looking through cars parked around the school and going on the roof and looking around the school.

I got really scared again and my friends did too so we asked my gym teacher what was going on, but he didn’t know.

When they finally let us in, they told us to go to third period so we had spent over an hour out there.

I found out that the reason so many firefighters were here was because there was a bomb threat in my school.

Somebody called the school saying that they put a bomb in the school and that it was going to blow up at one o’clock and the same person wrote that on facebook too.

There was no bomb though so everything was okay and nobody was hurt so they’re trying to track down the phone number.

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