A New York Post series criticizing an NYPD training program — including a claim that instructors are showing cops 1980s action movie “Road House” to demonstrate good behavior — has been denounced by NYPD commissioner Bill Bratton as “incredible misinformation.”

Sure, you could follow the crowd, look like everyone else, adopt a poised and detached demeanor and hope that someday, you’ll like this artificial version of yourself as much as you hope that others do.