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10 Times

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, Im still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if youve been married ten times? Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said hed look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didnt know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that Ive married you, Im really excited! Good, said the new husband, but, why? Youre a lawyer. This time I know Im gonna get screwed!