This is a video of Darbian setting the new Super Mario Bros. speedrun record, finishing the game in just 4:57.260 and beating the previous record by only 433 milliseconds. Will somebody make it faster? I dunno, it seems like there is very little room for improvement here. Will I fake a video making it look like I did it faster? No, I don't have time for that. Plus you'd probably be able to tell right away that the shadows were all wrong and that I'd accidentally recorded over a copy of one of my favorite Cinemax nudie movies. I hate it when that happens. My favorite part of the video hands down is everybody going nuts in the comments when he finally beats the record. Congratulations, Darbian, now go ice those thumbs and take these carpal tunnel pills.

Keep going for the speedrun, as well as a 2-hour tutorial of Darbian teaching the ins and outs of Super Mario Bros. speedruns.