The real name of The Simpsons character Seymour Skinner. The real Seymour Skinner was MIA in Vietnam. When Armin Tamzarian came to tell Skinner's (s)mother the news he assumed the identity of Skinner and became principal of Springfield Elementary school.

"We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would complain." said Armin Tamzarian AKA Seymour Skinner