The app offers Facebook integration (to spread word of your dalliances?), video capabilities, and even GPS-based hookups for when your only sexual priority is proximity.

iHookupNow promotes itself not as a dating app, but as a tool to help nearby strangers to have sex with each other.

Not only does the app cost money, but there's a recurring fee attached to using it, whether you choose monthly ($14.99), quarterly ($24.99), twice a year ($44.99), or annually ($69.99). Your first 30 days are free.