Oh my word, this is epicly hilarious! I remember playing these blessed text based rpgs that won't let you do a bloody thing... I always ended up in the same cavern, sinking and dying in mud in the dark! This is brilliant. Good game too. ;)

*laugh* Evokes some nostalgia, theese old, imbicill text games. The hours spent trying to get that idiotic machine understand what I am trying to do... A nice fanfic, and one that I never expected to read...