“I want someone to share my life” screams the headline of the Evening Standard. “Prince Harry today spoke of how he wants to find the love of his life to settle down and have children.” My Prince Harry! Ah how sweet. Hope he meets someone wonderful very soon then. Would offer to do it myself but: 1. […]

“So,” Seb says when he calls at lunchtime today. “I’m planning your birthday and…is there anything you want to see at the theatre or cinema or…” “A Royal Night Out,” I say. “Rupert Everett as George VI. The Queen and Princess Margaret going out on VE Day, it’s out on my birthday and…” “Ah I […]