"Hey, it's a great life. You may smell like cat food every so often, but you get to heckle people, nonstop entertainment, a furry fluffy thing at all times, and companionship for life!" - me, extolling the virtue of being the crazy cat lady in the middle of the sidewalk, gesturing wildly with my arms.

Finchel was horrible in the last half. In the first half I was so proud of Rachel-- she knew that Broadway was her real dream, that she didn't need Finn. She got it right. But then on the stage, the kiss, ughhh. It cost them Nationals, and as Jesse and Blaine said, it was un-professional.

Brittana was cute, but that was anything but a bang. It was enough to get me through these 5 months (hopefully), but it was not satisfying. And Santana has officially been friend zoned.

Santana was so good in this episode. When she was yelling in Spanish = hnnnnnng. And suggesting a threesome to cheer Quinn up? That was pretty awesome.

Samcedes was adorable. They're awesome together, and I'm glad Mercedes finally has a love interest-- even a really nice, sweet, geeky one. I hope they turn out like Tike and just not have much drama.