I have to admit, though, this month’s installments weren’t that bad. I mean, they’re another litany of tragedy for the characters, but since I’ve come to enjoy seeing Les be miserable over the past year, I was actually pretty happy to read ‘em. Crankshaft on the other hand… yeesh.

I know this because there are very few things that she loves more than making her employees suffer through terrible, soul-searing experiences, which is why I got really nervous when she came back on Monday telling me about a truly awful fan-film she’d seen over the weekend. It did not bode well for me, especially since I knew exactly the “fan”-“film” she was talking about before she even told me the title.

On this week’s thrilling episode of War Rocket Ajax, Jason Aaron suffers through a gas leak to talk to us about the Punisher, Ghost Rider, John Carpenter and Enter the Ninja! Plus, we welcome another Hundo Clubber, talk Ric Flair versus Batman, and give “Big Ups” to a “Cosmic Hater!!”

This week, Remedial Batmanology bids a sad farewell to Doctor Chase Meridian as we get through the second half of Batman Forever. Witness the one good moment of Jim Carrey’s performance! The laundry scene so dumb that I can’t believe it made it into even this movie! And a resolution to the plot so monumentally dumb that if you even stop to think about it for a second, it makes the rest of the movie look like… well, not Citizen Kane, but maybe, I dunno, Action Jackson?

But at least it’s over! And we don’t ever have to worry about Batman Forever again! Smooooooth sailing from hear on out!