Captain Hagbard Celine is a fictional character from the
Illuminatus trilogy
of books by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.

A discordian, anarchist and modern-day Leonardo da Vinci,
he fights the Illuminati from a golden submarine,
the Lief Erickson, (designed and built by himself) which despite
its size (the equivalent of five city blocks long) has so
far remained undetected.

Hagbard's mother ist norwegian and his father is Iitalian. He speaks several languages incl. Norwegian, Italian, English, German, Latin and Greek.

Hagbard uses his computer (again designed by himself,
and called FUCKUP) to, among other things, calculate the
chances of World War III starting, which it does by
throwing virtual I Ching sticks.

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