NSFW Week: 25 Disgusting Rap Lyrics About Sex

July 24, 2013 - 5:20 pm
by
Chris Yuscavage

Rappers are into some weird stuff when it comes to sex. Well, either that or they're just lying in their lyrics. From deeds they've done between the sheets to things they'd like to do, these lyrics are not for the faint of heart. Click through to check out 25 disgusting rap lyrics about knocking boots.

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The Rapper: Lil Wayne
The Lyrics: "Seven grams in the blunt/Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt," on Drake's "The Motto"
Our Reaction: There are a lot of really disgusting Lil Wayne lyrics out here (this won't be the last one you see on this list). But the visual you get from this one is just…yuuuuuuuck!
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The Rapper: Game
The Lyrics: "Fuck you, I spit like I had kids with Erykah Badu/I fucked her on the day of the 'Naked' video shoot/I was sucking that pussy like it was wonton soup," on "Martians vs. Goblins"
Our Reaction: It's one thing to lust after Ms. Badu. She's a very attractive woman. But it's an entirely different thing to do, well, this. We'll never look at a bowl of wonton soup the same again.
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The Rapper: Eminem
The Lyrics: "I'm all out of gas, not so fast/Uh, your finger just went in my ass/Ow, that hurts! Take it out now/Oh, wait a minute, ow, put in back in/This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men/I like boobs, boobs, boobs/Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, shove it up my butt/Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole," on "FACK"
Our Reaction: Unfortunately, we could have quoted Em's entire song here. It was one disgusting line after another and made us want to cut our facking ears off.
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The Rappers: 2 Live Crew
The Lyrics: "Bend over and spread 'em, girl/Show me those pussy pearls/Rub that ass and play with that clit/You know I like that freaky shit," on "Pop That Pussy"
Our Reaction: This song seems really tame by today's standards. Turn on any Juicy J track and you're bound to hear way worse stuff. But back in 1991, it was crazy for rappers to be talking about stuff like this. 2 Live was definitely too live on this one.
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The Rapper: Nicki Minaj
The Lyrics: "Let me think, what could I do to kick it off?/How 'bout I cum all on your dick and then I lick it off?," on Gucci Mane's "Freaky Girl (Remix)"
Our Reaction: This girl went on to sell millions of records and judge American Idol. Let that simmer.
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The Rapper: DMX
The Lyrics: "I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse/I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse," on "Bring Ya Whole Crew"
Our Reaction: Why did it take the world so long to figure out that DMX was crazy? Lyrics like this should have clued us all in.
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The Rapper: Pharrell
The Lyrics: "Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat/That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat," on Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Our Reaction: The beat on this song was so good that most people didn't even pay attention to what Pharrell was saying on it. But if you did, you were grossed out.
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The Rapper: R.A. the Rugged Man
The Lyrics: "You can lick the shit off my dick/After I fuck you in your asses"," on "Cunt Renaissance"
Our Reaction: How about…no? Biggie's verse on this song was pretty off the wall, too.
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The Rapper: Lil Kim
The Lyrics: "This verse goes out to my niggas in jail, beatin' they dick to the XXL/Magazine, you like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline/Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes, then imagine your tongue in between my thighs," on "How Many Licks"
Our Reaction: Just what we want to think about: A bunch of dudes in jail staring at pictures of Lil Kim and…well, we think you know what she was talking about. And like us, you're probably disgusted by it.
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The Rapper: Devin the Dude
The Lyrics: "You tryin' to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin'/That your pussy been tampered with/Then you show him the new trick, of how you can make it smoke a cancer stick," on Dr. Dre's "Fuck You"
Our Reaction: Smoking is bad for you because it's not good for your health. The kind of smoking that Devin is talking about here is also bad for you but for a whooooooole different reason. Yikes.
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The Rapper: Eazy-E
The Lyrics: "Okay, back to the fuckin' basics/You got yours and mine, you want to taste it/Open wide, oh no, don't ya waste it/Oh shit, all over your face, kid," on "Gimmie That Nut"
Our Reaction: A lot of rappers talk about sex in their raps and try to be clever with what they're not saying. Not Eazy. He was about as blunt and straightforward as he could possibly be when he put this song together. And our ears bled as a result of it.
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The Rapper: Ice Cube
The Lyrics: "Sorry, sir, but I gotta be brief/A lotta niggas like bustin' nuts in her teeth/Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic/That don't mean shit, 'cause she's giving up the ass quick," on "Givin' Up the Nappy Dugout"
Our Reaction: As if this line wasn't offensive enough, Cube stuck a religious reference into the middle of it to make it even worse. If he released this song in 2013, he would definitely be releasing an apology for it a few days later.
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The Rapper: Khia
The Lyrics: "First, you gotta put your neck into it/Don't stop, just do it, do it/Then, you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front/Then you suck it all 'til I shake and cum, nigga/Make sure I keep busting nuts, nigga/All over your face and stuff," on "My Neck, My Back"
Our Reaction: Our reaction to this one is very simple. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, and…ew. Oh yeah, and EW! Seriously. Make it stop.
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The Rapper: Danny Brown
The Lyrics: "I smoke blunts to the face to stay motivated/Irritated when I'm not sedated/Fuck her face like I was obligated/And still fuckin' with them freak hoes/Stank pussy smelling like Cool Ranch Doritos," on "Monopoly"
Our Reaction: Well, we'll never be able to eat another bag of Doritos for as long as we live. Thanks, Danny!
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The Rapper: Notorious B.I.G.
The Lyrics: "So give me a ho, a bankroll, and a bag of weed/I'm guaranteed to fuck her 'til her nose bleed," on "One More Chance"
Our Reaction: If you're planning on having relations with a woman until blood is shed, you have a problem. Stop and re-assess why you want to be with her in the first place.
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The Rapper: Akinyele
The Lyrics: "Treatin' your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin' them/With an erection like injections, fuck it, I be druggin' them/Numbing your tonsils, like Anbesol anesthetic/Cummin' down your throat like chloraseptic"," on "Put It In Your Mouth"
Our Reaction: How did Akinyele not get an Anbesol endorsement after this song came out?! What a missed opportunity.
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The Rapper: Slick Rick
The Lyrics: "She came, mad juice dripped out/Still in the pussy, then acted like it slipped out/Cum on the floor, she said, 'Pardon the puddle'/Spread open her cheeks, pushed her hard in the butt hole," on "Adults Only"
Our Reaction: This song probably should have been called "Perverts Only."
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The Rapper: Tyler, the Creator
The Lyrics: "Now you stuck up in my motherfuckin' basement all bloody/And I'm fuckin' your dead body, your coochie all cummy/Looking in your dead eyes, what the fuck you want from me?," on "Sarah"
Our Reaction: Even DMX is like, "Come on, Tyler, you just crossed the line…"
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The Rapper: Too Short
The Lyrics: "She's the kind of girl you think about in bed/Blowjob Betty givin' real good head/Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw/Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw/She could blow more head than a whale blows water/Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder," on "Blowjob Betty"
Our Reaction: In hindsight, we probably shouldn't have been surprised by anything on this song after seeing the title.
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The Rapper: Big Pun
The Lyrics: "I could go downstairs, little brown hairs everywhere/'You nasty, Twin!' I don't care/'Round here they call me Big Pun, if you with the big guns/Thick tongue, known to make the chicks cum," on "Still Not a Player"
Our Reaction: Big Pun liked to eat more than just food. We wish he wouldn't have told us about it.
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The Rapper: Cam'ron
The Lyrics: "Birds flip a dozen, chicks, dicks they suckin'/Yes, they kissing cousins, Toya's kissin' Muffin/Worse than that, they go home and kiss they husband/That shit's disgusting," on "Dipset Anthem"
Our Reaction: If the scene Cam described here was a soap opera, we would totally watch it. But as a rap song? Eh, it was just a little, er, okay a lot weird.
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The Rapper: Bizarre
The Lyrics: "You don't want to be just like your daddy/Pimpin' hoes out here, drivin' Caddies/Runnin' 'round town, fuckin' with skeezers/Shots in your ass, catchin' diseases," on "Just Like U"
Our Reaction: The only part of this that sounds fun is "drivin' Caddies." Other than that, Bizarre is right. We wouldn't want to be anything like him.
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The Rapper: Plies
The Lyrics: "You got the prettiest set of pussy lips I never seen/If I want to eat you, I can eat you 'cause your pussy clean/I thought it was all hair, how that pussy sat up in those jeans/But now I got you naked I can see how that pussy hang," on "Ms. Pretty Pussy"
Our Reaction: TMI, Plies, TMI. Go make another record with T-Pain, please.
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The Rapper: Ice-T
The Lyrics: "Evil E was out coolin' with a freak one night/Fucked the bitch with a flashlight/Pulled it out and left the batteries in/So he could get a charge when he begin/Used his dick, the shit was tight/Bitch's titties start blinkin' like taillights," on "The Iceberg"
Our Reaction: So wait, he took the flashlight and…YO! That's definitely not what that is for.
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The Rapper: Lil Wayne
The Lyrics: "When I lift my top lip, I could still smell you/When I swallow my spit, I could still taste you/Put that pussy in my face every time I face you," on "Pussy Monster"
Our Reaction: More Wayne? Yes, more Wayne. More disgusting, repulsive, disgusting, gross, disgusting, obscene—did we mention disgusting?—Wayne. Make it stop.
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