Bacon Beer Milkshake Is Delicious (Not to Mention Possibly Fatal)

Texas Motor Speedway is getting set to unveil the Shake ‘n Bacon Brew beer milkshake, which is a combination of ice cream, bacon and beer. It's like all the delicious flavors of the world teamed up in a culinary 'Justice League.'

What, they couldn't find room for Buffalo wings?

The drink is made with six ounces of Ugly Pug Black Lager, six ounces of vanilla ice cream, two ounces of bacon maple syrup and two ounces of candied bacon. As if that’s not taunting your arteries enough, it also comes with whipped cream and crumbled bacon on top, in case you can't wait to get to the bacon in the glass.

Like someone who dares add this item to their regular diet, the brew’s life-span will be short. It will only be available between October 31 and November 3.

And for those whose arms haven’t gone numb, you’ll have to reach into your wallet to cough up 10 bucks because that’s how much the drink is going for.

The best part, though? There’s a non-alcoholic version featuring root beer for kids under 21. It’s clearly all part of the fight against obesity.

Maybe after you and the kids down one too many of these, you can enjoy your trip to eternity in a coffin befitting you.