Today in class

Ok so it is not that dramatic, but class was really funny today. So we did like this talk show thing where slaves and indentured servants from the colonies were interviewed by Oprah and John Stewart. It was hysterical, especially because a white guy was playing Oprah and one of my friends was John Stewart. So my friend did not do a thing as John Stewart so now every one is mad at him because he wasn't funny at all, which for me is freakin' hysterical. No one will ever let him forget it. I sorta feel bad for him, but stuff like this happens a lot so it is not that unexpected.

Yeah, I'm pretty naive, so whenever I go "wait what did that just mean" my friends are all like "it has nothing to do with the monks" cause there was this one time when we were just sitting around talking about anger management and the monks in them, and one of my friend said that the monks reminded her of burritos. "so we all cracked up and I snorted milk up my nose. then a little later in the conversation, she said some thing else about burritos, and she was talking about something totally different, but I didn't get that so I was like "wait, does this have anything to do with the monks?" and then my other friend fell out of her chair she was laughing so hard. It was pretty funny, so that has been our saying for about 3 years now.

Me and my friends were mildly annoyed at someone and one of my friends started to think about different weapons to use on this person to annoy them so for some bizarre reason i found myself suggesting a spork (which is a pointless utensil anyway beacuase a spork isn't an efficient knife, fork or spoon anyway, its just a weird unhelpful mix of them all) and we all burst out laughing and now whenver someone annoys us we always pretend to stab them with imaginary sporks whilst occasionally procalaiming in triumphant voices "spork!"

oh my gosh! i've USED a metal spork! what a brilliant experience too! i couldn't talk b/c i was filled which such awe at the magical utensil!(and i had just shoveled macaroni and cheese into my mouth) ...sporks ARE very magical!

oh wow. i guess a spork COULD be a weapon?! hahaha, i'll have to start shouting 'metal spork' now lol. I like this forum too! Everyone is really nice. I feel sorry for luna having a bad day and all though