Madonna and Guy Ritchie went out for dinner last night and were spotted holding hands. Because that looks perfectly natural within the confines of a marriage. Jesus. This couldn’t look anymore staged if they were wearing “His” and “Her’s” T-shirts while paddling a canoe. Heidi and Spencer just looked at these pics and went “Pfft. Amateurs.” Then finished putting on their Uncle Sam and Slutty Betsy Ross outfits. (You know it’s coming.)

What the fuck does she look like with those things under those shorts? Ridiculous thats what she looks l;ike, I hope she gets the fuck out of England we are sick to death of her and her pushy, arrogant & wannabee British ways.

What would this starved-for-herMommy-who-sadly-died-young narcissicst woman do if there were no cameras snapping her picking her teeth? I have never seen a photo of her where she did not appear intensely overexcited because her picture was being taken. If not, she’ll gladly roll around on the floor and spread her legs as wide as she can, or stand on her head and shove her ass in the lens. Look at ME! Look at ME! LOOK AT ME-e-e-e-e-e!!! She’s sickening.

Madonna is not just holding hands here !
Look closely, she’s just exercising het forerms,squeezing guy’s hands , so her huge muscular arms are properly pumped up, for as soon as they arrive at home , they can continue their never ending celebrity deathmatch..

Of course paused in between rounds, with everlasting constant quarreling .over about almost everything. that they can come up with…

At least they’re spending some time together again..
Cheers, To the happy couple!