Mom and Dad never went to church except for Easter, Christmas and when someone in their bowling league died, but they made sure Junior was already dressed and on the porch when the church bus showed up. After services, that same rusty bus would return Junior to his home, but this time he had been sent home with a note which said:

"We at the First Baptist Pentecostal Church of God Methodist Lutheran Episcopal Presbyterian Mennonite Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion are so very thankful that you trust us with your son, Junior, {but we aren't getting enough money out of him}, and so the Pastor will pay you a visit next Tuesday, as the Lord leads."

Dad said to Mom, "I'll mow the grass, you clean up the beer cans." And Mom said to Dad, "See if you can find the Family Bible and put it on the coffee table." And so, the stage was set.

When the Pastor showed up, Junior led him into the living room where there were holy-handshakes and sanctified banalities all around. Then Junior popped up with "And I know what's in that Bible!" pointing toward the Family Bible on the coffee table.

Mom and Dad were mortified: how could Junior have any idea what's in the Bible? The Pastor, however, was very pleased, and asked Junior to tell him what's in the Bible. "Well, there is a flower from my sister's wedding, the picture from the paper when my uncle died and the one time Mom had a winning lottery ticket; she put it in there too."

And that would be the same Bible that Junior might look in to find what he's learned at the First Baptist Pentecostal Church of God Methodist Lutheran Episcopal Presbyterian Mennonite Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion: Lent, angels with wings, Santa celebrating Jesus birthday, pastors with robes, vestments, reverends, and Noah's wife, good ol' Joan of Arc. And people wonder why the kids quit.

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