Thanks for the education, Nadia. Now I am thinking my one-sided allegiance can be my golden ticket entry into the Treat Evil Editor to a Weekend in Paris contest. Running off to check contest regulations...

With all these secret identities, I feel like I'm in a Marvel comic. Miss Snark is Wonder Woman, and Mr. Evil is Clark Kent's alter ego. I'm just the poor schmuck falling off an emormous slush pile, waiting for one of them to save me.