Potter Puppet Pals Adventure

The original 2nd episode of Potter Puppet Pals was intended to be The Potter Puppet Pals Adventure, a cartoon for which only the sound file had been shown to the public on the News And Updates section of the website. Neil C.’s excuse for it not being released with animation is that the animation would’ve been too much to handle.

Here’s an excerpt about it from the News and Updates section:

“Special release from the top secret project Potter Puppet Pals Adventure. Sadly, the project fell through after the film producers and crew got lost in the woods, found by a fuzzy bunny monster and devoured upon site.

… Rest In Reeses Pieces, PPP crew…

… I.E. Neil found the flash file would be too complicated to compose so, for your listening pleasure, the music file. :)

- Potter Pal Prefects, Emmy and Caitlin”

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Transcript

STEVEN MILO: Hello, this is Steven Milo, the composer for the upcoming film, “The Potter Puppet Pals Adventure”! This is a fun FANTASTIC film, and I’m proud of the music that I’ve written for it. There are 6 musical numbers in the film, one of the main songs is called, “Get The Snitch”. And it’s- it’s sung by Harry, with several other characters piping in from time to time. It’s really a fun song, so.. let’s look at a clip.

Get The Snitch

I’ve got to get the Snitch!
The game is called Quidditch and
I’ve got to get the Snitch!

Flying through the air on a broom!
I try my very best to avoid my doom!
When in the corner of my eye
It will loom!
The Snitch!

I’ve got to get the Snitch!
I’ve got to get the Snitch!
I’m flying ‘round the pitch,
And I’ve really got an itch.
Draco Malfoy’s very rich,
But his mother is a bitch!

DRACO MALFOY: Hey, I’ll knock you in a ditch, and I’ll beat ya’ till ya twitch!HARRY POTTER: This will go without a hitch!RON WEASLEY: Sometimes I wish I were a witch!HARRY POTTER: I’ve got to get… the… SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- *CRACK!* OOMPFH!

Naked Time

STEVEN MILO: Now, Dumbledore, Harry’s mentor, is not without his flaws, and- uh… I wrote this song… for him to show off… well- uh… a- a- at one point in the movie, Harry is rather depressed, and Dumbledore wants to cheer him up, so… he sings him a little song, and.. here’s an excerpt.ALBUS DUMBLEDORE: It’s naked naked naked time!HARRY POTTER: (spoken) Oh my God!!ALBUS DUMBLEDORE: Nakedness is so much fun! So much fun for me!HARRY POTTER: (spoken) Stay away!

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE: They might call me a pervert,
They may call me a fool but
It’s naked naked time… all around the school! WEEEE!!

(random overlayed yells and screams are heard as the nakedness is spread throughout)

Half-Giant, Baby

STEVEN MILO: Hagrid, the half-giant is one of my favorite characters and- uh, he really gets his chance to shine in this next song. Certain people ostracize him because of his half giant blood, but as you can see in this song, he really embraces his enormity.

I’m a… half-giant, baby!

Half-giant, baby!

My name is Hagrid,
I’m like Don Juan.
I want you baby, so let’s get it on!

Oh, once you had half,
You never go back.
So get into the groove,
And swing down by my shack.

Stopper On My Pain

STEVEN MILO: Now, one of Harry’s personal antagonists is a- is the bitter Potions master, Professor Severus Snape. But he has a softer side. Uh, he’s really… quite a tortured soul, and Snape’s song really expresses how much he misses his secret love, who he has lost.

There were oh so many potions

in the world
For almost anything that
you wish to attain,
You can bottle fame,
And brew glory,
But you cannot put a stopper
on my pain.

There is no potion
that can mend a broken heart,
I know this always will be true,
There are remedies for impotence and
mind-expanding hallucinogens.
But there’s nothing that can
cure my love for you!
No, there’s nothing that can
cure my love for youuuuuu! *sobs*

Drills and Bills…?

STEVEN MILO: This next song shows up earlier in the movie. Uncle Vernon, another of Harry’s tormentors, comes home from work at the drill factory, and goes off on a musical rant called Drills and Bills. Here’s the clip.RON WEASLEY: (spoken) Ohohoohhh!! Oh, this is exciting!(whip crack)RON WEASLEY: (spoken) OOH!HERMIONE GRANGER: (spoken) Stop giggling like that, slave boy!RON WEASLEY: (spoken) Ooh- *whip* OW! Hoohoo-

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Trivia

The “Naked Time” segment is somewhat reminiscent of a routine from Dana Carvey’s 1995 HBO special in which he talked about how his sons liked to be naked and every day at 6 p.m. he let them have “naked time.” Later in the routine, he made the analogy that raising a child is like taking care of a 100 year old man. One of the highlights was Dana’s impression of a 100 year old man exclaiming, “It’s naked time!”

According to Neil, Snape’s “There is Nothing That Can Cure my Love for You” song was going to be set to an animation of him singing at a picture of Gilderoy Lockhart.