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Contents

Plot

When Lara and Rev are in love with each other, Ash, Kevin, Falkner, Mitchie, Dayton, Kimiko, Levin, Timon, Pumbaa, The Steamettes, Mordecai, Rigby and Mr. Conductor 1 set up a date for them. Note: Kimiko is wearing her The Shard of Lightning outfit. Note: The music that Lara and Rev were dancing to is Baby one more time by Britney Spears.

Characters

Mr. Conductor 1

Ash Ketchum

Kevin Whitney

Falkner

Mitchie Ohara

Dayton

Kimiko Tohomiko

Kevin Levin

Timon

Pumbaa

Aya

Satsuki

Charmaine

Mordecai

Rigby

Lara Laramie

Rev Runner

Transcript

Part 1

(We see Ash and the others with Lara and Rev)

Ash: Say, Lara, Miss Priscilla told you that you wanted to date Rev.

Lara: I know, Ash. Ah can date Rev. He's mah beloved boyfriend.

Rigby: It will be good.

Kimiko: Besides, it's good.

Levin: We wanted to date you and Rev.

Lara: Thanks, Levin.

Rev: I can run at fast speed.

Satsuki: Hold it, Rev. If you run fast, you might wreck the station.

Rev: Sorry.

(Mr. Conductor 1 appears)

Mr. Conductor 1: Are you ready to hold a date?

Kevin: Yes. Lara and Rev are in it.

Mr. Conductor 1: Good. Reminds me of when Diesel came to the Island of Sodor.

Pumbaa: I never heard of Diesel.

Mr. Conductor 1: You'll see.

(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Pop Goes The Diesel starts)

Mr. Conductor 1: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.

Duck: There are two ways of doing things.

Mr. Conductor 1: Duck told them.

Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...

Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.

Diesel: Good morning.

Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.

Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.

Mr. Conductor 1: The silly engines were flattered.

Engines: He has very good manners.

Mr. Conductor 1: They murmured.

Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard.

Mr. Conductor 1: Duck had his doubts.

Duck: Come on!

Mr. Conductor 1: He said. Diesel purred after him.

Diesel: Your worth Top...

Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.

Mr. Conductor 1: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.

Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.

Duck: Oh!

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.

Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.

Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move.

Diesel: Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!

Cars: Oh! Oh!

Mr. Conductor 1: The cars groaned.

Cars: We can't! We won't!

Mr. Conductor 1: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.

Diesel: Grrr!

Mr. Conductor 1: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.

Cars: Ohhh!

Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.

Cars: We can't! We won't!

Mr. Conductor 1: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.

Diesel: Grrrr!

Duck: Ha, ha, ha!

Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars.

Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.

Diesel: Don't you want this lot?

Duck: No thank you.

Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel gulped.

Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?

Duck: You never asked me. Besides.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.

Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.

Diesel: Grrrr!

Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.

Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!

Diesel: Grrr!

Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.

Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Diesel's revenge on Percy and Duck back on the Island of Sodor.

Dayton: Diesel is one bad engine.

Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Dayton. I'll tell you the rest of his origin.

(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Diesel Does It Again starts)

Mr. Conductor 1: Duck and Percy enjoyed their work in the harbour, pulling and pushing freight cars full of cargo to and from the key. But one morning, the engines were exhausted. The harbour was busier than ever. Sir Topham Hatt promised that another engine would be found to help them.

Percy: Huh. It's about time.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.

Duck: I ached so much I can hardly get my wheels to move.

Mr. Conductor 1: Agreed Duck. They waited for the engine to arrive. It came as a shock when he did.

Diesel: Good morning.

Mr. Conductor 1: Squirmed Diesel in his oily voice. The two engines had not work with Diesel for a long time.

Duck: What are you doing here?

Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Duck.

Diesel: Your worth Top...er, Sir Topham Hatt sent me. I hope you are please to see me again. I have to shunt some dreadful tiresome cars.

Percy: Shunt where?

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy suspiciously.

Diesel: Where? Why from here to there.

Mr. Conductor 1: Purred Diesel.

Diesel: And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?

Mr. Conductor 1: With that, Diesel as if to make himself clear bumped some cars hard.

Cars: Ooh!

Mr. Conductor 1: Screamed the cars.

Diesel: Grrr!

Mr. Conductor 1: Growled Diesel. Percy and Duck were horrified. They did not trust Diesel at all. They refuse to work and did not leave their shed. Sir Topham Hatt was enjoying his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang.

Sir Topham Hatt: So there's trouble in the harbour yard? I'll be there right away.

Mr. Conductor 1: Diesel was working loudly and alone. Cargo lay on the key. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. Percy and Duck were sulking in their shed.

Sir Topham Hatt: What's all this?

Mr. Conductor 1: Demaded Sir Topham Hatt.

Percy: We're on strike, sir.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy nervously.

Duck: Yes.

Mr. Conductor 1: Added Duck.

Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but we don't work with Diesel, sir. You said you sent him packing, sir.

Sir Topham Hatt: I have to give Diesel a second chance.

Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.

Sir Topham Hatt: I'm trying to help by bringing Diesel here. Now you must help me he is the only engine available.

Mr. Conductor 1: Percy and Duck went sadly back to work. Next day, things were no better. Diesel's driver did not put on his brakes on properly and Diesel started to move. He went bump straight into Percy.

Diesel: Wake up there, Percy.

Mr. Conductor 1: Scowled Diesel.

Diesel: You have work to do.

Mr. Conductor 1: He didn't even say he was sorry to Percy. Later, Diesel bumped the cars so hard that the loads went everywhere.

Percy: What would Sir Topham Hatt say?

Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Percy.

Duck: He won't like it.

Mr. Conductor 1: Said Duck.

Diesel: So who's going to tell you I wonder? Two goody-goody tattletales like you I suppose?

Mr. Conductor 1: Percy and Duck did not wanna be tattletales, so they said nothing. Diesel thinking he can getting away from his bad behavior was ruder than ever. Next day, he was shunting freight cars full of China Clay. He banged the cars hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure. The silly cars were sunked! Sir Topham Hatt heard the news. The cars were hoisted safely from the sea but the clay was lost. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Diesel.

Sir Topham Hatt: The harbour master has tell me anything. Things weren't much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back. Now Duck and Percy, I hope you don't mind having handle the work by yourselves again.

Percy: Oh no, Sir.

Duck: Yes please, Sir.

Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the engines. Whistling cheerfully, they puff back to work while Diesel sulk slowly away.