it is like watching a man walk without any joints...that stiff awkward geriatric movement.

You know what else I enjoy - men who think their shit doesnt stink...mocking them is tres hilar!Btw hi electra im rose HAHAH

I know, it's wonderful!Also amusing - guys who like to come into school without boxer shorts and laugh at your look of disgustThen start run running and are surprised by the... er.... freedom of movement that they now possess, which is also quite painful at moments of impact.For lack of a better description.

so this incredible beautiful man whom I work with (whose bones I woukd jump in a nanosecond) came down to bring me a tea b/c I am stuck covering the front desk today. With this tea he says "i like hanging out with you Ro" then winks at meproceeds to walk away while still trying to look sauve and trips on the carpet

Said beautiful man also has a gf he just moved in with.

i hate boys *aside from you guys of course*I think i should just marry pam and carin (sweetpea and bettylboop) already!

hAHAHAH Boardies - do you remember your rolls in our wedding?*sigh*Nehoo what up?

Ok, this is no longer a problem for me, but I thought I'd share coz even I'll admit it was pretty funny...

I went out with this guy once, didn't work out.Couple of years later he caught me making out with his younger brother.Hahahah. So embarrassing.And to make things worse, my best friend was going out with the original guy at the time as well.Oh the confusing love-rectangle-type-thing

Ok, this is no longer a problem for me, but I thought I'd share coz even I'll admit it was pretty funny...

I went out with this guy once, didn't work out.Couple of years later he caught me making out with his younger brother.Hahahah. So embarrassing.And to make things worse, my best friend was going out with the original guy at the time as well.Oh the confusing love-rectangle-type-thing

i am deeply amused by this story! I LOVE LOVE TRIANGLES! Ohhsoo pretty!

Is it wrong if my ex bfs best friends still want to hang out with me and I go with it? On one hand i dont care *F U EX BF* but on the other hand i can see a potential problem!

i am deeply amused by this story! I LOVE LOVE TRIANGLES! Ohhsoo pretty!

Is it wrong if my ex bfs best friends still want to hang out with me and I go with it? On one hand i dont care *F U EX BF* but on the other hand i can see a potential problem!

*sigh*dramaIm toooo old pour drama!

Nah course it's not wrong!!If you're cool enough for them to want to hang out with you despite the break up, then you're cool enough for him to bow down to your excellence and not have a problem with it.That's the way it works, according to the hierarchy of coolness.

1) I'm really interested in this guy I met three weeks ago but I'm very paranoid about calling/texting him, 'cause I'm always texting him and he doesn't text me first and now I'm all "omg, does he not want to go out with me????"

and

2) The guy I was sort of in love with for about 10 months who was one of my closest friends has just revealed that I'm too good for him (which I am) and that he only loves me in a "very sisterly" manner. Which you don't just fucking dump on someone after ten months of making it seem like you'll end up together one day. Also, I'm pretty sure there's another girl involved, and I'm pretty sure she's sort of a slut.

1) I'm really interested in this guy I met three weeks ago but I'm very paranoid about calling/texting him, 'cause I'm always texting him and he doesn't text me first and now I'm all "omg, does he not want to go out with me????"

and

2) The guy I was sort of in love with for about 10 months who was one of my closest friends has just revealed that I'm too good for him (which I am) and that he only loves me in a "very sisterly" manner. Which you don't just fucking dump on someone after ten months of making it seem like you'll end up together one day. Also, I'm pretty sure there's another girl involved, and I'm pretty sure she's sort of a slut.Oy. Men. I don't understand.

ok - to story #2 - i saw you cut off his balls...or apply pressure ...apparently it can put a man to sleep....THEN feel free to abuse accordingly.

mmmm i have unfortunately never had a hot teacher...ive had hot supply teachers and hot teachers that dont teach my classes?!OH OH IVE HAD HOT PHILOSOPHY TA's in university! *drools*OHH Mike Garret! how we miss your british accent and tutorial sessions at the local pub!