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Will the GOD AWFUL Cleveland Browns Saga Continue??

What if I told you Phillip Rivers’ point-shaving-ass was the only reason the piss poor excuse of an NFL team called the Cleveland Browns won a single game? Yeah…

The Browns single-handily provided us all with laughs, week in and week out, as the torture to their fan base and city became harder and harder to watch. Yet the eye-opening despair surrounding the DAWG POUND made viewers tune in to see if the magical losing spell cast upon them would come to an end…

For God’s sake they couldn’t even spell that right at their own home game! Leave it to Phillip Rivers and his San Diego Chargers to somehow lose to the worst team I’ve seen consider themselves a part of the NFL. No wonder they packed up ship and sailed north to LA…

The question that remains, is regarding the potential of Cleveland’s misery continuing. With the NFL 2017 draft coming up in a few months, you have to wonder how drastic of changes need to be made in order to make this team any where close to relevant again? Actually check that. Relevancy is centuries away. Let’s focus on the Browns working their win total up to a whopping THREE. Possible? I think not.

The Cleveland Browns have the 1st pick and the 12th pick in the first round, the 1st and 20th pick in the second round, and the 1st pick of the third round. Myles Garrett, an absolute stud DE hailing from College Station, has already joked with the Dallas Cowboys about potentially trading up to snag him, instead of letting him potentially get drafted to Cleveland. He did come out with a statement saying he would be happy anywhere he gets drafted to play but let’s be real, Cleveland is where NFL dreams go to die. Do you recall the last time a player from Texas A&M was drafted by the Browns? Hmmmmm… I recall him being the ABSOLUTE SAVAGE “Johnny FUCKING Football” BABY!!! With Johnny Football’s comeback season in the works, I think Myles Garrett would prefer to avoid Believeland – aka the “tornado to careers” – if possible. But if he does go to Cleveland this could be start of the drastic changes needed.

I personally would love to see them draft Garrett and then possibly Jabrill Peppers if he is still on the board. This would sure up the defense and potentially give them wiggle room with the remaining draft picks. Obviously they need a Quarterback, because RG3’s glass skeleton of a body isn’t going anywhere besides hospitals and rehab facilities for the rest of his life. So why not take a chance on trading for Jimmy Garappolo with those picks and maybe give yourself a shot at winning more than ONE game? All questions we will have to wait to be answered.