Not Gonna Lie

Soooo…. I’m pretty sure I might be stripped of my Southern card for this post. And I will preface my next statements by saying that I have never, ever in my entire life eaten at a Red Lobster.

Yes, I grew up eating shrimp and grits in my baby food {not really}, living in a place where fresh seafood oozes from every eatery, and 80% of socializing takes place over oyster roasts and low country boils. And now I live in a place where Maryland crab cakes are king.

But those Red Lobster ‘Lobsterfest’ commercials look so, so, SO good. And those cheddar biscuits? Man. I know it’s all the work of some great food artist, but it just looks SO delicious. I salivate every time I see that commercial.