"Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom."

There is so much information in those two sentances. What was the reporters interview like?
"So on her knees or standard, and your job is, by the way protection or freestylee?..."

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Edited now unfortunately, obviously agreed with your sentiments.

But the comment of, "He is a fisherman and he used to often meet at the same spot with his girlfriend, who is now deceased." is stereotypically African it even had a softie like me smiling at the description of unfortunate girl's fate.