Hosted at the Music Box by the master of sex himself, the Hump! Tour is the first-ever roadshow of the amateur erotic film fest of the same name, which has been titillating Pacific Northwesterners since 2005.

On offer: 15 shorts of taking ol’ one-eye to the optometrist, each handpicked by Savage and at turns weird, kinky and hilarious.

As in: Romantic romps. A D&D orgy. A man who must save the world by travelling back in time to … do himself?