Tom Arnold Needs To Release Donald Trump's Whitey Tape RIGHT THE HELL NOW

BREAKING NEWS, they found the video of Donald Trump saying N-words and C-words and also calling his own son a "retard," and it was at Tom Arnold's house the whole time!

Arnold appeared Friday on Dori Monson’s KIRO-AM radio program, where he revealed that he has a copy of the infamous recordings made while Trump was the star of NBC’s “The Apprentice” reality TV show ... [...]

“When the people sent it to me, it was funny,” Arnold said. “Hundreds of people have seen these. It was sort of a Christmas video they put together. He wasn’t going to be president of the United States. It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children. ‘Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy.'”

Arnold said on the show that he got a telephone call on November 6, which would have been the Sunday before the election, from Arnold Schwarzenegger's lawyer, who was with Hillary Clinton at the time, saying PLEASE UNLEASH THE WHITEY TAPE, but Arnold was like nah, man, I can't, frowny face, sorry:

“They said, ‘I need you to release him saying the N-word,’” Arnold said. “I said, ‘Well, now these people – two editors and an associate producer — are scared to death. They’re scared of his people, they’re scared of they’ll never work again, there’s a $5 million confidentiality agreement.’”

Oh my god, we know Hollywood is a weird fucked up cult with all kinds of rules, written and unwritten, but literally the future of America was at stake here. So while we are sympathetic to "two editors and an associate producer" who were scared what might happen if the tape got out, we are lil' bit more concerned right now about how America got handed to a thin-skinned, unqualified tyrant on November 8. And we THINK it would have helped a few of those late breaking voters break away (or simply show up!) for Hillary, who, despite being history's greatest email monster, doesn't call her kid and grandkids the "R" word.

Tom Arnold disagrees, as he explained on the radio, saying he believes if people had seen it, they "would have liked him more, the people, for being politically incorrect.” Maybe! But maybe it was worth the gamble, we think, just to see if it would have annihilated Trump's candidacy at the last minute? "Grab Them By The Pussy" sure did hurt him for a few weeks there!

If you remember, after the James Comey FBI letter came out (11 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION), we all were sort of waiting with bated breath, because SURELY Hillary Clinton had some nuclear bomb ready to drop at the right moment, because come on, it's DONALD TRUMP, definitely FOR SURE there has to be a sex tape or a whitey tape, and we had heard specifically there was tape of Trump using the N-word, WHERE IS IT WHERE IT IS WHERE IS IT? And then there was ... nothing.

Because it was at Tom Arnold's house, because he wouldn't release it, because #reasons.

Also too, sidenote, which son did he call a "retard"? One of the older goons, or the younger boy Rosie O'Donnell got in trouble for suggesting is autistic? We are just curious whether Donald Trump is simply a total shit, or a total shit who is also a cruel parent.