I love writing. I have really appreciated alot of stories on this site, and I had some of my own I wanted to put on. I love Discworld Novels, RA Salvatore's Forgotten Realms books (i haven't really gotten into anyone elses), LOTR, and POTC. I am a Harry Potter nut, but I actually detest Harry himself. Thanks to fandom, I have found I am not alone. All you SSHG, BZGW, and DMHG shippers out there, I agree that the only good pairing for Harry is no pairing for Harry. Or Ron.

I am also a Broadway nut. You've been warned.

For those people who are interested, as I have gotten questions on this, my sn, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall comes from Lord of the Rings and Salvatore's Forgotten Realms Drizzt Novels. The Shieldmaiden part comes from Lady Eowyn, who is called the shield maiden of Rohan, and Mithrill Hall is the dwarven city that King Bruenor and company discovered/rule/fight over (this is why they are called the companions of the hall). So anyway, sorry for sounding pompous and longwinded about that.

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives mimicry, their passions a quotation." Oscar Wilde

(This quote kind of defines how I view writing. I think all writing is pretty much plagiarism because there's nothing new. Every new thing was new 100 years ago and forgotten. Thats how lasting things are.)

"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." Oscar Wilde (from a picture of dorian grey)

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." Voltaire. very true... maybe thats why I love to sing

"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost/ the great that is strong shall not wither/deep roots are not reached by the frost/from the ashes a fire shall be woken/ a light from the shadow shall spring/ renewed shall be the blade that was broken/and the crownless again shall be king." JRR Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Anybody can prevail, everybody's free to fail, no one can be put in jail for their dreams - Assassins, the musical

Everybody's got the right to some sunshine...not the sun but maybe one of its beams... rich man poor man, black or white, everyboyd gets a bite, everybody just hold tight to your dreams! Everybody's got the right to their dreams! Fire guns into ceiling - Assassins, the musical

I did it so there would be a trial and Charlie would get to be a witness and he would go on TV and save the world! - Squeaky Fromme describing why she attepmted to assassinate President Gerald Ford

Harry Potter (not the book, but Harry himself after book4. He goes crazy)

when Blaise is a girl

The 1940 Greer Garson/Laurence Olivier Pride and Prejudice

The Kiera Knightly P&P. Don't even get me started (and you can't say I didn't give it a chance. I saw it three times in theatres before subsequently deciding it was the worst adaptation in the world.)

My Stories:

Ideas

Oklahoma! -The Hogwaorts kiddies are putting on a musical. It will be DMHG and eventual BZGW, with a little HPGW at first (though it pains me to write it). And if you don't like the idea of Snape romance, don't read it, b/c there will be some Snape/OCness. But nt Mary Sue. I swear, if it's mary sue, I will not post it.

Continuing stories

How it should have happened - absolutely amazing, if I do say so myself. Actually, the writing is crap, but it's full of Harry Bashing. What more do you want? It's not on hiatus, I promise i just wrote a new chapter (I can see all seven reviewers sitting w/bated breath...or cursing, as many are apt to do). I just can't upload it. Flame, I don't care. It's fun to write. This next chapter (year 4) is my favourite. Requisites: in every chapter, Harry must die, and Draco and Hermione must get together. If Ron dies, I get bonus points. He doesn't die in year 4.

The Bet: 10 chapters and counting. On hiatus

Just Another Day:3 chapters and counting... On hiatus

Reunion: 4 chapters and counting - in the works

I'm also working on a lovely Dramione story. It will be DMHG, BZGW, with lots of Ron Bashing, if I can help it. I'm on chapter 4, so good luck for that one.

AU WIP Ch45 up Draco has been targeted to be Voldemort's righthand man throughout 6th year, and the only way to avoid this horrible destiny is to be removed from the Wizarding World over summer. Where will he stay? With the Grangers.

The elf maiden Gwairiel has encountered a doorway she is loath to speak of. Through it, deep in Dol Guldur, a dark power is growing. Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, and Gwairiel must destroy Morgoth's access to Middle Earth before the Fellowship sets out to destroy the Ring. But matters of the heart begin to trip Gwairiel up...

A most terrible disaster has occurred! Manwe is BORED! In his boredom he’s decided to send an elf prince, two sneaky twins, a couple of hobbits and a dwarf into the laps of two poor unsuspecting, yet extremely dangerous, teenage girls.

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

Sequel to Pick of the Litter. Blaise, Hannah, Hermione, and Draco live together four years after school. Hermione issues challenges, they attempt to own a bookstore, and Draco and Hermione still call each other Malfoy and Granger. BlaiseHannah, DracoHermi

The Marauders, exchange students, magic, romance, animagus, all the makings of a wonderful & proper fanfic! Wait, is she cheating? And doesn't this seem exactly some well known novels? Wait, what's wrong with her? Maybe this is a bit too predictable...

A mysterious elf nearly dies to give a warning to Drizzt Do'Urdan: someone is trying to kill him. In the Underdark, drow are dying from an incurable sickness. As Jarlaxle tries to track down its source, the plot thickens. Complete.

Lily and James start their year off rocky as usual. But as the year progresses James and Lily get closer and closer. Sometimes Lily can't stand to be with him, but then at the same time she can't stand to be without him.R&R!

Legolas returns with Gimli to Mirkwood after the Return of the King. Will old "heartbreak" keep him from new love? Favorite characters make appearances. LOC First chapters are rough, as this was my first fanfiction attempt, but please give it a chance.

Have you ever heard of one of those auctions where they bid on all the handsome young men to raise money? Hogwarts has decided to try some new tactics for entertainment...DMHG and Blaise.Hannah, just to be different

There was no doubt in his mind that he was in love with Hermione Granger. He chuckled as he thought this knowing the ironic situation he was currently in. Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger

It's seventh or six year, and a select group of students are putting on a production of Sleeping Beauty. The two most unlikely people get the leads, and a little more than that...DM.HG.BZ triangle now Complete

A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED

Harry Potter: a hormonal, emotastic mess. He had so many chances to die in the books, but it never happened. Except here. This is how it should have happened. Harry dies and Draco and Hermione get together in every story. Bonus points if Ron dies

Hermione is taken by surprise when she comes across an attractive new student... does Jack Sparrow ring a bell? My little sister's first fan fic, PLEASE flame! HPPOTC crossover, character death, Ron bashing. Oneshot.