What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.

I've always thought that the roof would absolutely collapse if we could get Eddie Alvarez and Roger Huerta into the cage for a showdown.... Neither is ever going to win a major championship, but they both put on incredible fights. That would be a total barnburner if you ask me.

Jose Aldo vs. Urijah Faber. Anything else is just a warmup.Anderson Silva vs. Vitor Belfort. There is no other UFC middleweight title fight, just sign the freakin' contracts alreadyFedor Emelianenko vs. Alistair Overeem, Jake Shields vs. Jacare de Souza, and Gegard Mousasi vs. Dan Henderson all seem like no-brainers.Fedor vs. Josh Barnett. C'mon, already... Shinya Aoki vs. Tatsuya Kawajiri would be great theater if Kawajiri and Hirota happened to be friends.Cristiane Santos vs. Erin Toughill, the women's world Featherweight (or Lightweight) title fight.Tara Larosa vs. Sarah Kaufman, the women's world Bantamweight title fight.Megumi Fujii vs. Yuka Tsuji. 31 wins and 1 loss between them; it's just ridiculous that they've never fought each other, and they ain't gettin' any younger.

Fantasyland:

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Brock Lesnar. Duh.B.J. Penn vs. Shinya Aoki. Duh. Paulo Filho in Strikeforce. People seem to have forgotten that, with his head on straight, he's a bad mamma-jamma. If I were in charge, I'd give him a warmup fight, then offer him the winner of Shields-Souza or Mousasi-Henderson. Eddie Alvarez in the UFC.

fight that need to happen is mayard edgar, i dont know why its diaz instead of edgar, im guessing frankie alrdy had a fight signed when this was put together, but IMO its the OBVIOUS #1 contender match, also

Rich Franklin vs Forrest Griffin vs Jon Jones, id like to see this guys fight each other, not at the same time lol, i think they all match up well, and good tests for Jones,