I STAND FIRM FOR TRUE CONSERVATIVE PHILOSOPHY, AND AGAINST RAPSCALLIONS OF ALL POLITICAL STRIPES.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday Summer Sing Along - Part Six

Porcupine has always been pleased to serve as an inspiration to others. Recently, onBlue Mass Group, the distinguished Publius (well I remember him from my own day!) was moved to post a ballad for his Democrat cronies. With his permission, Porcupine offers it here - and while the words may ring one way on a Progressive site, they read rather differently here.

To the Van Morrison song - It's a Marvelous Night for a Moondance:

Well, it’s a marvelous year for us moonbats

With the stars shinin’ bright in our eyes

A fantabulous time for the Democrats

’neath the cover of November skiesAll our volunteers are out walking

To the sound of the breezes that blow

And on your door they’ll be knocking

So that off to the polls you will goBecause Deval’s magic is abundantly clear

And ol’ Frank Phillips will just cry -- in his beer

Chorus:

Can I just find one more moonbat for you, my love?

Can I just make some more Kool Aid for you, my love?

Well, I just wanna canvass you tonight

I have lists that I have to complete

And I know that the time is just right

And that Kerry Healey we’ll beatWhen you commit our team will be waiting

About Me

Known as 'Peter Porcupine', I championed traditional rural England and its values against changes wrought by the Industrial Revolution. As the father of modern political commentary, I invented the attack ad...or pamphlet. In my 'Political Register', I was the first to pubish political debates to inform the public about the conduct of politicians. Fleeing England after accusing my Regiment of financial chicanery, I came to America in order to live and write in a free country, until I faced a jail sentence for my pamphlets. While in America, my 'Porcupine's Gazette' was the most widely read political commentary of my day. After returning to England, I served two years in Newgate for writing to protest flogging in the army, and returned to America again. Returning to England shortly before I died, I spent my last years as a Member of Parliament.