Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Ragu
hallowed be thy bolognese,
thy pasta come,
thy will be done,
al dente as it is in Ragu.
Give us this meal our daily pasta
And forgive us our gnocchi,
as we forgive those
who gnocchi against us.
And lead us not into couscous,
but deliver us from quinoa.
For thine is the fork,
and the pasta, and the mozzarella,
for ever and ever.

My son just loves the whole Flying Spaghetti Monster concept! It has to be almost every other day he or his sister pipes up "May you be touched by His noodly appendage, ramen". It seems to be a good example of how silly religion can be (but I have to admit that this has to be the most fun, lol!)

I have not been NEARLY involved enough in this church. Please forgive me, O Noodly One. But the moment I brought it up to my wife, she introduced yet another potential schism, one that should be familiar to all parents: "Sauce on the noodles, or on the side?"