Thulium is essential for survival

Zombie apocalypse? Why not buy thulium? only $50 per gram!!!

Use thulium for a zombie weapon of mass destruction: a LASER!!!

Order now for only $50.00 a gram!!

Order pre-radiation bombarded thulium as a componet in your zombie laser. All you need is holmium-chromium-thulium triple-doped YAG for your 2097 nm zombie slicing weapon.

Cutting power

Thulium lasers cut at extreme precision and accuracy, no missing a zombie's face.

Laser setup

It's not rocket science, but it is medical science. If you have an M.D., then you have an edge in zombie slaying.

Medical purposes

It's used in plastic surgery, and in surgery of your private parts incase your bud gets attacked by a zombie and you can save him with your thulium laser.

Cutting power

Thulium lasers cut at extreme precision and accuracy, no missing a zombie's face.

Laser setup

It's not rocket science, but it is medical science. If you have an M.D., then you have an edge in zombie slaying.

Medical purposes

It's used in plastic surgery, and in surgery of your private parts incase your bud gets attacked by a zombie and you can save him with your thulium laser.

Product features and FAQ

It's extremely portable, and can be hauled on a portbale cart which is extremely convenient for a zombie apocalypse. It's relatively available in stock, and is roughly $50.00 per gram, and lasts for roughly one year. It's relatively east to find on Earth, but it's very hazardous to get raw thulium out because of the chemicals involved