Eight games into his NHL career, Evgeny Kuznetsov is settling in. And by “settling in,” I mean living a life of luxury none of us will ever attain. First he got himself an apartment. Now he’s got himself a brand new car. The ride: a customized 2014 Mercedes Benz S63 AMG, with a base price of $140,000. It’s got 577 horsepower. That’s a lot.

The new S-Class came out just a few months ago. Kuzya bought the top-of-line version, with a massive hand-built V8 engine. If speed isn’t your thing, you can spec one with night vision — like, actual night vision. Full reclining “hot stone massage” seats are also available as well as WiFi, long-range radar, and a “fragrance atomizer,” whatever that is.