The longest running and if not the most successful hip hop record label, Def Jam Recordings, is celebrating their 25th year in the game of giving you dope music! So, in honor of that they are releasing a double-disc compilation of their hottest tunes from every Def Jam artist stretching from the LL Cool J all the way to present day Rihanna! If you want a hard copy you have to wait till April, but if you want a head start you can buy it on iTunes now!

25.2.09

Happy Effin Birthday To my Bestie Ko Ko!!She is a Dub Deuce & I love her cuz she is my number 1 shoppin buddy/psychologist/ride or effin die to the fullest!! She the Thelma 2 my Louise!! You can catch her in your local mall/outlet/or boutique, club or hood function, or nail shop, or the Marina Home Depot [take ur pick!] We gona get sooooo throwed this weekend I can't wait!

Clothing Line The Hundreds is releasing their 5 year Anniversary t-shirt Collection tomorrow [02.26] with styles collaborated with the lines such as Crooks & Castles, Diamond Supply Co., Deadline, 10Deep & King Stampede. The looks are definitely dope & if you live in Cali you can get yours first! Check The Hundreds stores in Los Angeles & San Fran!

In La La Land ppl don't dance they Jerk! && wat is jerkin'? Well lowkey it looks like a mixture of hyphy, crip walkin & swagg! When u do the jerk its almost required for u to scream out "eeeehhhh eehhhhh eeehhhhhh," the more faded or shaded u are the better! There are many kinds of jerkin there more extreme it is the more younger the person maybe! If you would like to learn to jerk at ur next hood function watch this video! So put on ur v-neck, fitted hat & skinnies & get 2 jerkin!

23.2.09

Me & My Bestie Jackalantern talk about the most random stuff on a daily! Here is our opinion on the Stanky Leg!

Kay:: I think the Stanky Leg is a gay dance for a man to do! Kay::Like you have to say No Homo if u attempt itJay::It looks Girly as hell...like u have to stick ur ass outKay:: LolzKay:: Yes & swing ur hands in the air and snap them in z formationJay:: LolKay:: & pat ur weaveJay:: Pat pat pat yo weave ladiesJay:: U end up dancin like beyonce LOLKay:: I kno doin the uh oh dance when u do the booty doKay:: & Wtf is that shit!!Jay:: LolKay:: A Str8 man and booty do shud not be in the same sentenceJay:: Never!Kay:: Stanky Leg is a good name for that dance cuz when I see ppl do it it makes my leg itchKay:: Like the middle of my calfKay:: Feels dirtyJay:: LOLJay:: LOL!!

Many females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charmgrindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..EAT PUSSY FIRST..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cumw/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circularmotion...slowly...DONT STOP...the KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to homegirls breathin'..use this as feedback..and react w/yourtongue accordingly..you want her breathin' to be steady...at a steady pace..kinda like a clock...tick tock ticktock tick tock...it sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat...no. NOT MOANING..breathing...listen to her breathin'...listen tothe moans when ur on the phone or somethin'...now the key is...DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)...DONT STOP..even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth...just hold yourrhythm..circle her clit...increase speed gradually...once u've got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin' u on target..use more of the tip of ur tongue...and move it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work ur way into..flickin' it back n forth like apunching bag..it's hard to explain..but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue..not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball..slappin' her clit as you swoosh by..if u can keep this upfor atleast 60 seconds...she'll cum..if she's stubborn and won't bust..get a finger or twoup inside her..hook ur finger(s)..and kinda "scratch""scrape""tickle""massage" her Gspot..which feels like a lil sponge..it's on the"ceiling" of her pussy..inside..and up top.. about an inch in.. consider your fingers holdin' the harmony..while your tongue works themelody...and she'll bust before u know it..good..you've succeded..now THE WORST thing u can do now..is STOP..keep fuckin' goin..this is the good part..if u ignore her pants,rants, and gestures for u to stop..and keep goin' like she hasn't busted..(she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)..after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade..and about a minute later..yes A MINUTE..she'll bust again..so do it again and again and again until she declares you the winner....the only way to know you did a good job is by getting served seconds thirds fourths and fifths!!

Well im graduating in May from San Diego State University, Its my 4th year & my majors are Communication, Journalism & Media Studies, & Sociology, Lord Willin' you all will be reading my editors note in your favorite entertainment magazine. Im happy Im graduating but Im kinda sad and scared at the same time! The real world is cumin fast at me and im half ready to take it on and half ready to duck! Some of the goals I wanted to accomplish I didnt get a chance to & plus I haven't been fully prepared for this moment...a month a go I thought I was graduating a year from now & the reality of it coming full throttle hasn't really sunk in yet!! I have 3 months to get it together cuz im not gona be a lazy bum with a degree uh uh!! Ima keep yall updated on my progress of figuring my life out! If you have any suggestions feel free to let me know, I need all the help I can get, but untill then YAY ME!

19.2.09

My name is Kam♥I a school girl[SDSU]♥I love music♥I love the LIFE [yea ima d-girl]j/k lolz♥I love sour patch kids♥I love to kiss♥I love my besties♥I love my Hunnie Bunnie[kisses to him]♥I love lil doggies♥I love hearts♥I love my FUTURE[ckuz its bright as fuck!]♥I love MONEY [im married to it]♥I love my Lil' Juelz Santana [my lil bro is my heart]♥I love MYSELF the most[even tho we fight sumtimes haha]♥Im my bestfren ckuz I am the only one who really understands me♥ I love Snoopy [like he is the ckoolest ever]♥ I love that Im a Virgo ckuz all the greats are Virgos[Nas, Beyonce, Michael Jackson, shall I say more]♥I love Drake[jus how dope is he??]♥I love Kimora Lee [shes a bad bitch!]♥But i hate Baby Phat clothes & the rest of them urban lines[lolz]♥I like music that means sumthin♥I use nigga technology[G1]♥I am loving and sweet and kind but dont ckross me bitch!![you dont wana meet my darkside]♥I love laughter & stand up comedy♥I love Fashion [i was born into it]♥I like people that make me feel good♥I like blood and oozing guts♥I love Naked juice♥I hate squirles [ewww they have raybeees]♥I love hard liqour to ease the fun!!♥I love bubble baths in really big tubs♥ I love gettin my hair & nails done♥I love water♥I love sexual relations♥I love self mutalation in artistical fashion[tats & piercings]♥I love being Pretty♥I love my big titties [lolz]♥I love Gangsta shit♥I love Good Guys wit swagg [ill take a Hood Nigga for that good Jugge tho]♥I like funny guys♥I like guys who buy me shoes not flowers♥I dont have a favorite color♥I like smart ppl♥I love girly pretty things♥I love the way LOVE feels♥Also its not love if it hurts[it shud be challengin not painful]♥I love feelin sexy♥I love basketball♥Just now getting used to football♥I love playin Wii wit my grandparents♥I obsess over reality TV♥The only channels i need to survive[MTV-BET-VH1-TRUTV-BRAVO]♥I have a million guilty pleasure♥I love quesadillas & orange chicken♥I dont know how to skate or double dutch♥I know all the lines to every Fresh Prince of Bel Air Episode & The Wayans Bros♥When I was in junior high I used to tape videos & learned the dances♥I think outside myself [get it?...ask if u dont]♥10,000 things are always on my mind at once [I cherish the rare moments when I have nothing on my mind]♥I ckan admit ive done bad things♥But learning from them are the best!♥Ive had my heart broken & broken sum hearts too♥I love my life the best I ckan and I try the best to be a great me!!♥I hate fakies[so ckum real]♥But there is so much more to me so you will have to pay for the rest!!♥ TOOTLES♥

Ex-Danity Kane member Aubrey O'day has now jump started her solo career with a spred in Playboy and now is the woman she has always wanted to be! A total hoe-bag!

Is it safe to say now how big a of a slut Aubrey is? I mean come on she will do anybody...a man....a woman... a midget...a Rosie O'Donald?? You just can't be serious! I think even tho she brought edge to Danity Kane, I still think the image she gave off for the group wasn't the best. She a grown woman and can do what she wants, however, she fucked it up for everyone! And what I don't understand is how women who put themselves in compromising situations or present themselves in a promiscuous way acts as if they are Suzie Homemaker! Well let me not hate on her too bad, her photos were whore light at least! But still, I wouldn't want her to mentor my daughter! lolz

Im definitely not a watcher of Dancing With the Starsbut I think I will be come March 9th!! Why you ask because Lil Kim, will be two stepping the meringue on the show. Im a huge Lil Kim fan [for her music of course], but im not sure if Im really ready to see this chick bust a moove. Well Im not gona shoot her down yet until i see for myself, but honestly I hope she does well & wins. And please, I hope she doesn't do what the last Lil Kim did on the show:

Well it is Black History Month and unfortunately it is not celebrated like it used to be. I guess because people are tired of hearing bout the same Black people each and every year! Well here I am to bring a tribute to a woman many of us Black [well any race] can pay homage to,

Christina M. Jenkinsthe inventor of Hair Weave!

Jenkins did weaves and taught her technique to cosmetologists at Christina's Hair-Weev Penthouse Salon in Shaker Heights until 1993. She also conducted training sessions in Europe. She began researching ways to secure wigs and hairpieces while working for a wig manufacturer in Chicago in 1949. She continued developing what she called the Hairweev process after moving to Malvern, near Canton. In the early 1950s, after receiving her patent, she set up Christina Jenkins' Hair-Weev Academy in Cleveland.

The Louisiana native, whose maiden name was Thomas, graduated with a bachelor's degree in science from Leland College near Baton Rouge, La., in 1943. That same year, she married Herman "Duke" Jenkins, who became a popular jazz pianist in Cleveland.[keratin.com]

This phenomenal woman who I personally praise Hallelujah to for the invention of a lifetime which have saved many looks around the globe! Just imagine some of your fellow celebrities with out a weave!!

Oh the Horror

Black women everywhere know how greatly a good weave can impact anyone's appearance. A weave shouldn't make the woman but someone surely owe it alot of credit!! Jenkins passed away a few years ago at 82 years old, but because of her many women, including myself at times, get to look like divas! Thank you for your contribution to Black History! May your legacy live on!

Im absolutely in Love with Adele she is so great!! Her voice is so soothing and you feel all her words. She is like a British Chrisette Michelle or Amy Winehouse [with out the crack]! Im glad she one best new artist, even though I wouldn't had minded if my girl Jazmine Sulivan won!

If you know me then you that I fantasize about being P. Diddywhen I grow up! I'm in love with his power his swagg is beyond swagg its, its.....its not even in my thought process yet! lmao! But anyway... Diddy confuses me when he tries to be a rapper tho, im mean he knows how to make a hit I can say that, but so can Soulja Boy [get my drift].... Maybe he feels my pain this time around cuz Diddy is cumn out with another album hopefully one good enough for purchasing ^_^ ! [cross fingaz]

This time around he received the fax that was mas sent out to every rapper that [SINGIN GET SALES] cuz he is humming away on this one! Sort of reminiscent to a Chicago rapper/producer who picture is below in a previous post! But Diddy is the King of the remix so maybe its different:

"One of the things I wanna give you that's not out there yet is that it's not me as a solo artist," Diddy added. "It's a group I put together; myself and two girls. Two young ladies, you may know them or you may not. It's almost like some back-in-the-day Loose Ends-type sh--. We're going to be telling the story of Last Train to Paris."

Is he trying to say the rest of Danity Kane is in the group?? It would make sence right? They aint got shit to do... they should call it Diddy Kane or Danity Diddy or Diddy Child or Diddy & them 2 bitches hahaha idk

Furthermore, Last Train to Paris seems so complex it should be turned into a book. Like his discription is too much, how in the hell are you gona fit all that shit into an album exipit A:

"I'm infatuated with her, really blown away," Diddy said. "We wind up spending the night together. I never get her name. When I wake up, she's gone. A couple of months go by, and I bump into her again on tour overseas. We get together, and she's attached to my hip. For three months! She's on my hip for three months. I tell her to come to New York, Miami, all the places where I get it poppin', where I really do sh--. You know how men pop sh--, like men do sometimes when they're trying to make a woman fall in love."

As the story unfolds, Diddy and his love have a misunderstanding and separate.

"She just breaks out on a n---a," Combs revealed. "But an absence makes the heart grow fonder. She's singing to me; I'm performing to her. We're in two different parts of the world. She's remembering all the good times, and I'm thinking about if I had another chance, I wouldn't f--- it up. So, I go on tour and I'm in London. I get a tip that she's in Paris, and it's 9:45 p.m. or something. It's one of the foggiest days in London, so I can't take my plane. I can't drive, the road is shut down. The only way I can get there is the last train to Paris, and it leaves in 20 minutes and I'm 15 minutes away. It's that whole intensity of what happens on the train ride — and will she be there when I get there — is something else you'll hear."

[And Ill spare your for now cuz the nigga still explains the damn story which will later be turned into a movie!Oh Diddy Oh Diddy,whats inside that lil mind of yours]

See this is why you don't fuck with bitches who have tigers tattooed on their face!...

Supposedly Ray-J got Danger one of the girls on his show For the Love of Ray-J knocked up during the show! VH1 says its not true,, But unless she was fucking the camera guy she claims it can't be nobodys baby but Ray-J's. What tripps me out is how she says she didn't want to fall for him. Bitch! you're on a reality show trying to fall in "Love" with a Celebrity in 2months what were you on the show for?? I guess now to get child support! Tisk Tisk Ray-J now your stuck with Banana Cream Pie.....

B. Rock [as I like to call him] in office making the world a better place aint even been a sworn inpresident a month yet. Thats why I like him, can't be on CPT time in the White House!Yesturday Obama signed the stimulus bill worth...a hem...$787 Billion [you shud be able to kill a nigga jus sayin it lolz]... Obama let me hold sumthin....

As much as I love Allen Iverson [fan since 6th grade...idgaf]....For a while Ive been wanting him to give up the braids!! Im not a fan of niggas wit braids I think its a childish hairstyle for a grown ass man if you ask me....But Anywho, Im proud of the change!! However, Im very disappointed in his barber... did u peep the fuzzy line up?? It look liked it cost 10 hots if u ask me....

Oh I know its been 2 weeks but crazy, random, non -singing, herpes infested people fucking each up in white residential streets in lambos, hours before the grammys never gets old! I never really got to express my opinion. Ike & Tina reincarnated is hilarious...im surprised at how shocked people are about this situation like domestic violence is new! First off we think we know celebrities and we dont know them. Chris might be crazy, shit Rihanna might be crazynow it shouldnt result in violence but Rihanna annoys me and I dont even know her now imagine fucking the broad lolz. Chris idk how u took that accent all the time lolz. & Idk how Ri Ri took Chris' speech impediment ass talking out the side of his mouth [literally]... But come on C. Brown & Rihanna you wouldnt find Prince smaking Appelonia...stop fuckin it up for the light skinndeded folks..ur too pretty 2 fight lolz.

[Oh yea..& come on MTV was the Love in Trouble show really neccessary??]

Its time to bust bubbles!!....I received information from a very useful and highly informed unidentified source that Blue from the MTV reality show From G's to Gents is an imposter, a fake, a liar, a millie vanillie, watever u wana call it he aint keepin it real!. lets release some of the facts....

1. Homeboy is not Homeless [homeless ppl dont have myspaces or agents to get them on reality shows]

2.He doesnt stay with his mom [he shares an apartment with his brother]

3.He doesn't live in South Central [He lives in Inglewood]

4.He doesn't bang [if he did he wouldn't be on the show]

5.He is in collge or pretends to be idk [Civilians have spotted him in theCSUN financial aidoffice]

Okay...so one of the things i like to to when im bored is look at you tube on my cell phone, & i came across this hillarious ass video of Shaq dissin Kobe! Now how original is he!? Shaq now goes in the hall of Fame!! for your own enjoyment i now present

Valentines day is now really SSpectatucular!! Only because Sariah Star Shirley was born! 6 lbs. 10 oz. 19 in. @ 8:43am!! This lil angel is the offspring of none other than my Soulmate [aka best friend] SS! who I love so much and is proud of I wanted everyone to know bout his first addition! So look out for her soon she gona be the next Beyonce' wit Oprah power! I got her future lined up already!!

12.2.09

Okay so Its been absolutely 15 hours [actually 6 or 7 months] waiting for theSo Far Gonemixtape by my favorite rapper/future ex-husband Drake. Who I have been in complete infatuation with since he was Jimmy on Degrassi. Well, as much as I love him I'm a lil p.o-ed because he still hasn't posted the tape yet!! which was supposed to be put out on his blog [octobersveryown.blogspot.com...peep it] at 12 a.m. Now since its free and he is that awesome i will be patient most indeedly for this compilation, but come on hunnie we have all been waiting forever for your words and thoughts to get us throught the day. I swear Im on crack head status, "I need another hit baby!" lolz. Well he is definitely worth every bit of the wait. Im soooo still SHOCKED at how many people still taking extensive naps on this nigga. Time to wake up and smell the real, Drake is official get on it!!!......for more info hit up allthings-fresh.net!