Everything you ever wanted to know about the renowned healer, humanitarian, pretend doctor and greatest living human being ... The great, the wonderful, the magnificent, the Chuck Norris of cancer, the one, the only... NotDoctor LEONARD COLDWELL..

Friday, 25 November 2016

Is it true that Muslim nurses are exempt from washing their hands before surgery? No... Of course it fucking isn't but Lenny never lets the truth stand in the way of his posting racist shit does he?

The truth? Muslim nurses may be allowed to wear long sleeves where there is no infection risk. They have to follow EXACTLY the same hand washing protocols as everybody else and surgical nurses, like everybody else in the O.R, would be wearing long sleeved gowns, surgical gloves, surgical masks and head coverings. After thorough washing of course.

While I'm at it I would like to remind the idiot responsible for writing "You come to our country you follow our rules" and "Let's get 10,000 shares in support of Trump deporting those who refuse to adopt our culture" that the UK is NOT your country and Trump is NOT running the UK so... Go fuck yourself.

So Lenny is back from his latest enforced holiday from his main English language Facebook page having been banned again for supporting Donald Trump pasting hate-speech and boy is he making up for lost time with his scatter-gun posts about Hillary / Trump / Vaccinations and the usual shit.

I'm reminded by his many posts today along the lines of "Thum thay illegal imgrunts are steelin' mah tax dollar" that he has peviously claimed that he doesn't pay tax and you don't have to either... "Just buy my Only Answer To Tyranny book and save $$$$s" and that I've not yet got around to tipping off the North Carolina division of the IRS to his earnings from his Idiocy Based Medicine Scam Deutschland. He claims to have about 30,000 members at around €15,000 a go so that's about €45,000,000 or $47,842,650 at today's prices...

Dear IRS.

You might like to investigate the tax affairs of a certain Mr Leonard Coldwell who claims to have over $100 billion in assets and a billionaire lifestyle including a private jet, a butler, $250,000 in Rolex watches and $1000 lunches.

He also claims to be running a 'secret society' which is netting him in excess of $47 million per annum and to be a best selling author of Stephen Kingian proportions.

Or maybe he's just an habitual liar, a scam artist and generally full of shit. I'm sure you'll decide after an audit.

Yours etc.

But anyway...

Here are two posts from yesterday... See if you can spot the failure of joined-up-thinking...

Monday, 7 November 2016

I was looking back through some old screengrabs today and found something from 2014 I'd completely forgotten about...

...Yes it's the usual self aggrandising but appallingly badly written shite and flights of fantasy we've come to expect from Lenny including the totally ludicrous claim that he had received a...

"not [sic] from a medical doctor and professor for [sic] medicine stating that he used the information from my book The Only Answer to Cancer to cure himself from [sic] prostate cancer"

...Yeah Lenny... Course you did dear...

But any old road up... Something I hadn't actually noticed until now was this gem of a porkie which, even by the execrable standards of the Pompous Potsdam Putz, is quite spectacularly grandiose...

"...and there is a movie in the making about my life called Life of a Healer! It is a real Hollywood production and will be in Theaters[sic]"

...For fuck's sake... What is it with Lenny that makes him come out with such outrageous bullshit? It has to be pathological... It just has to be... Nobody who doesn't have some severely ingrained insecurity complex could come out with this shit let alone think people would believe it. Perhaps it has something to do with his height... Or his short if you're going to be more accurate.

Needless to say two years later "Life of a healer!" has failed to take the box office by storm... Or even exist anywhere other than in the fevered imagination of a certain short, fat and utterly ridiculous fake doctor...

A boy (Leonard) plays in the snowy bombed out rubble of post war (1970) Berlin. His clothes are in rags, his feet are bare, his bones show clearly through his pale flesh as he hungrily hunts through the ruins for a scrap of food to take home to his mother who is dying of liver cancer, hepetitis C and cirrhosis (although he doesn't know this yet).

The terrible screams of pain from Momma Coldwell drift down from the bombed out flat above. Lenny looks up a the bombed out block of flats, his piggy little eyes wet with frozen tears...

DIRECTORS NOTE: At this point Leonard performs a trademarked and copyrighted healing procedure which we are unable to depict because we are in the pocket of BIG PHARMA who have paid us $42,000,000 to hide da troof.42 seconds later...

Momma Coldwell: "Und I vant you to buy lots of expensive Rolex vatches, und eine golden horsey statue und eine cheap blue suit that you vill wear for the next 20 years. Und I vant you to write lots of rambling books full of badly written scheiße vich 57,000,000 people vill buy".

Leonard: "Ja mutti".

Momma Coldwell: "Just make me proud of you meine klien Bernd... I mean Leonard... Don't turn in to a short, fat, lazy, scamming fraud that everybody laughs at or the sort of contemptible arsehole who would stoop using his own mother to sell his lies to the terminally gullible if he thought there was a quick Deutsche Mark in it".

Leonard: "Nein mutti... But now I must go".

TANNOY: "Would all passengers for Luftwaffe flight 42 please go to gate 42 where your Heinkel 111 is about to depart".

Saturday, 5 November 2016

Actually that headline is about as accurate as Never-Has-Been-And-Never-Will-Be-A-Doctor Leonard 'Cathy' Coldwell's medical claims because I've mentioned his love for Das Führer und das Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei before... Many times...Of course I would never be so bold as to claim that Lenny is a "Jew hater" or claim that "he hates Jews" because he successfully sued four parties for that his McLawyers threatened to sue people for that before they threw him under the nearest bus...

So here we go... A few more proofs... As if any were needed... That Leonard Coldwell is a Nazi... An anti-Semite... A Hitler lover... A holocaust denier and a monumental arsehole...

You won't be surprised that when they say "New World Order" they mean Jews...

Thursday, 3 November 2016

Well Not-A-Doctor Leonard 'Cathy' Coldwell still has a couple of weeks on the naughty step when it comes to posting on her male persona English language (and I use the term in its loosest possible sense) Facebook page but that's not stopped him her... Whilst posing as 'Eyn Rand'... Continuing with the scatter-gun posts about either A) Hilarly Clinton or B) Immigrants or C) Hilary Clinton and immigrants.

Quite why Lenny thinks she ISN'T an immigrant when she quite clearly is... The fact she was born in one country and lives in another being a bit of a giveaway... Is anybody's guess but it probably has something to do with them being brown and Muslim while she is white and claiming... Utterly laughably... To be Christian.

Ordinarily I do what it appears 99.9% of his 'followers' do and simply ignore his idiotic posts but this one caught my eye...

... The reason it caught my eye is that being British and living amongst people of all races, religions and wotnot I can spot complete bollocks when I see it and this headline of...

"ISLAMISTS to Brits: Christmas Lights Are A Violation Of Islam And Offensive…If You Don’t Remove Them, We Will!”

...has an overpowering air of total bullshit about it... As a rule British people treat religious loonies of any flavour with a mixture of pity, contempt and mockery... And I'd not heard of it.

The reason I'd not heard of it becomes clear when you actually read the link...

Here's the actual text if you don't like squinting...

"The worldwide politically correct push
reached a new low this month when many towns in Sweden banned the use of
Christmas lights on the street to avoid offending the millions of
Muslim migrants that have flooded their country in the last two years.

A SVT report stated that The Swedish Transport Administration (Trafikverket) will not allow municipalities to erect Christmasstreet lights on light poles that the authority manages, which means that many towns will have no lights at all for the holiday.

“The change is a victory for those who want to tone down the reminder
of the country’s Christian traditions, but according to the Swedish
Transport Administration, the decision for the drastic change is
‘security,’” Speisa reported.

“Poles are not designed for the
weight of Christmas lights, and we have to remove anything that should
not be there,” said Eilin Isaksson, national coordinator at the Swedish
Transport Administration, according to Infowars.

This argument that lights are too heavy and pose a safety risk is complete bogus, of course.

Authorities in Sweden actually expect people to believe that lights
normally held up by tree branches are now too weighty to be supported by
metal poles. In reality, these lights have simply been banned to avoid
offending Muslim “refugees.”"

Eagle-eyed readers will have noticed that in spite of the headline reading "ISLAMISTS to Brits: “Christmas Lights Are A Violation Of Islam And Offensive…If You Don’t Remove Them, We Will!” the 'story' doesn't actually mention Britain once... Because it's about Sweden... And doesn't quote anybody telling anybody that Xmas lights are offensive to Muslims (which they ain't) or anybody telling anybody that they will remove them... Except the Swedish roads authority who have said quite clearly that it's for safety reasons... But no... The cretin who wrote that idiotic, click-bait, racist crap says its because the Muslims are all horrid because reasons...

It's little known, even among those who promote this idea, that its modern-day form started out as a conspiracy theory promulgated by groups affiliated with the John Birch Society. In 1959, they released a pamphlet called "There Goes Christmas," in which they claimed that there was a new communist plot to "take the Christ out of Christmas" by replacing Christmas decorations with United Nations iconography. The Society claimed this was part of a larger push to stamp out religion altogether and cede US sovereignty to the UN. They urged their members to boycott any stores with "inappropriate decorations."

The JBS itself had developed the idea of a War on Christmas from inter-war anti-Semitic publications, particularly from Henry Ford's The International Jew. As part of a supposed move to take over the world it claimed that Jews were launching a "war on Christianity,"
with one paper lamenting, "Last Christmas most people had a hard time
finding Christmas cards that indicated in any way that Christmas
commemorated Someone's Birth." This was (of course) seen as a plot by
Jewish conspirators who "consider any public expression of Christian
character as being derogatory to [their] religion." Sound familiar?

So there we have it... A completely unoriginal and totally false story made up by racists and repeated by racists who don't know the difference between The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Konungariket Sverige... So here's another one of my invaluable cut-out-and-keep maps for Leonora and her cretinous ilk...