Cheerful Despair

Join two men on the right side of middle age and the wrong side of clinical obesity as they talk about basically nothing. Be disturbed by their absurd views and alarmed by how much you agree with them. For thirty minutes anything goes - this is cheerful despair.
Scottish author David F Porteous is approximately one half of Cheerful Despair, find out more about him at his website http://www.dfpiii.com
David Candy is approximately the other half of Cheerful Despair, learn nothing about him at his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/friendlyals

Chow down! - On our secret recipe for beans on toast (The second ingredient will shock you!)

Hook up! - With Edinburgh’s sleaziest billboard lion

Blast off! - To a whole new world of cancer, chemical toilets and floating liver aboard the USS Summer Holiday

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Tune in! - To the olympiad of automaton combat that’s setting wirelesses aglow across the Empire and Dominions

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