Wednesday, October 27, 2010

May Terrify Children

Warning:This may terrify children. It might terrify you as well. Candyland and I are different, this will probably be the most insane post you'll ever come across.

If your eyes diverted to the body suit I ask that you change your focus to the following words...

This is the strange adventures of Candyland and {Insert cooler name than Jen} celebrating our VeRyMeRrYuNBirTHday!

We've never claimed to have our blog posts make sense. We've never claimed to be sane, but Candyland and I do claim to be AWESOME.

Which is why for our VeryMerryUnbirthday party we've dressed in our very special one-of-a-kind body suits. (who wouldn't want to have their own body suit?) I've chosen the traditional birthday suit (as close to naked as one can get, paired with heels).

So sit back and enjoy the wine, tea, and treats!

All we ask is that if you take a treat, please tell us what you'd add to our ensembles, I mean I like my outfit, but maybe it needs more?? What would your body suit look like?

Author note: Candyland and I were not harmed in the making of these body suits... okay, so maybe our egos... a little.

65 comments:

I was going to tell you that all you needed to complete the outfit were the proverbial three fig leaves, but I see Jessica has already beaten me to the suggestion. Not really, though, she asks you to add only one!

YIKES! im closing my eyes for sure!! ok i got one eye open a little so i could type.:) im not believing that miss candace forgot to put br80 on her cool suit. for you? oh you know you just gotta do the real miss jen thing and glue bunches of sparkles all over you. im wishing you and miss candace a really happy unbirthday....laughs and hugs from lenny

I would add a long string of beads or chain around the waist. Delightful UnBirthday to you, as well. Am I surprised? Ha! No. Writers seem to dive head first into the deep end of our insanity. (Hugs)Indigo