Johnny Depp was in Russia yesterday with Armie Hammer promoting The Lone Ranger. And look who was at his side for dinner. Holding hands. Not hiding. No running into dumpsters. It is. They are. And this is how Johnny prefers it when he’s in love. He likes it when his women are with him. He’s never been resistant to having his women with him on the carpet. In this case, given that, you know, the mother of his children, who aged out of his love zone, how dare she, is part of the conversation, he had to delay his usual process. Now that a year has passed since he and Vanessa Paradis confirmed their separation, Johnny’s balls out on bringing his girlfriend up to the main stage.

Amber, 27, goes well with that scarf hanging just so out of his pocket like it’s a living, breathing extension of his personality, and his 50 year old face. You know how we’ve been talking about Brad Pitt and his maybe-fillers? But Johnny, Johnny he’s so real and rock’n’roll, right? Johnny would never be so vain. Of course not. He leaves his shirt unbuttoned so low only because he doesn’t want to get hot. What does vanity have to do with it?