My Grandpa taught me this when I was a boy, this is the best I can remember it:

Young folks, old folks, everybody come,
Come join the dark Sunday School, we're gonna have some fun,
There's a place to leave your chewing gum and razors at the door,
Now you'll hear some Bible stories that you've never heard before!

The world was made in six days and finished on the seventh,
According to the contract it should have been the eleventh,
The carpenters got drunk and the masons wouldn't work,
So the easiest thing to do was to fill it up with dirt!

Daniel was a wise guy who wouldn't obey the king,
The king said he wouldn't stand for any such a thing,
So they threw him down the manhole to the lions underneath,
But Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lion's teeth!

Jonah was a traveler with a awesome sense of scale,
He booked an Ocean passage on a transatlantic whale,
Jonah in the innards and the whale became distressed,
So the Captain pushed a button and the whale did the rest!

Sampson was a strong man from the John L Sullivan school,
He killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of a mule,
Then a woman named Delilah led Sampson into sin,
But Sampson grew his hair back and he pulled the temple in!

My Grandpa taught me this when I was a boy, this is the best I can remember it:

Young folks, old folks, everybody come,Come join the dark Sunday School, we're gonna have some fun,There's a place to leave your chewing gum and razors at the door,Now you'll hear some Bible stories that you've never heard before!

The world was made in six days and finished on the seventh,According to the contract it should have been the eleventh,The carpenters got drunk and the masons wouldn't work,So the easiest thing to do was to fill it up with dirt!

Daniel was a wise guy who wouldn't obey the king,The king said he wouldn't stand for any such a thing,So they threw him down the manhole to the lions underneath,But Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lion's teeth!

Jonah was a traveler with a awesome sense of scale,He booked an Ocean passage on a transatlantic whale,Jonah in the innards and the whale became distressed,So the Captain pushed a button and the whale did the rest!

Sampson was a strong man from the John L Sullivan school,He killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of a mule,Then a woman named Delilah led Sampson into sin,But Sampson grew his hair back and he pulled the temple in!

another verse we used to sing,
Adam and Eve in the garden, dressed in red and green
Their garments in the spring time were the finest ever seen
But what about the autumn when the leaves begin to fall
And what about the winter when their were no leaves at all

Oh young folk, old folk everybody come
join the merry Sunday school and make yourselves at home
bring your sticks of chewing gum and sit upon the floor
and we'll tell you bible stories like you never heard before.

another verse we used to sing,Adam and Eve in the garden, dressed in red and greenTheir garments in the spring time were the finest ever seenBut what about the autumn when the leaves begin to fallAnd what about the winter when their were no leaves at all

Oh young folk, old folk everybody comejoin the merry Sunday school and make yourselves at homebring your sticks of chewing gum and sit upon the floorand we'll tell you bible stories like you never heard before.

The earth was made in six days and finished on the seventh
According to the contract it should have been the eleventh
But the carpenter got drunk and the mason wouldn't work
So the cheapest thing to do was to fill it full of dirt.

The earth was made in six days and finished on the seventhAccording to the contract it should have been the eleventhBut the carpenter got drunk and the mason wouldn't workSo the cheapest thing to do was to fill it full of dirt.

Young folks, old folks everybody come.
Come and join the Sunday school, and you'll have a lot of fun.
Check your chewing gum and raisins at the door
and you'll hear a lot of bible stories you've never heard before.

Adam was the first man that ever was invented
He lived all alone and he never was contented
They made him out of mud in the days gone by
And they hung him on the fence in the sun to dry.

Along came Eve and they had a great battle,
She chased him up an apple tree, he knocked an apple.
He knocked down two and they each took one,
And that's the way the trouble begun.
Along came Noah, stumblin in the dark
Found himself a hammer and he built himself an ark
In came the animals, two by two
The hippajanjareemy and the kickin' kangaroo
In came the elephant
In came the bear
In came the baboon, without any hair
For forty days and forty nights they sailed across the sea
But they kicked the lion out just because he had to pee.

[quote=Guest post_id=51604 time=1525133550]Young folks, old folks everybody come. Come and join the Sunday school, and you'll have a lot of fun. Check your chewing gum and raisins at the door and you'll hear a lot of bible stories you've never heard before.

Adam was the first man that ever was invented He lived all alone and he never was contented They made him out of mud in the days gone byAnd they hung him on the fence in the sun to dry.

Along came Eve and they had a great battle,She chased him up an apple tree, he knocked an apple.He knocked down two and they each took one,And that's the way the trouble begun.Along came Noah, stumblin in the dark Found himself a hammer and he built himself an ark In came the animals, two by two The hippajanjareemy and the kickin' kangaroo In came the elephant In came the bear In came the baboon, without any hair For forty days and forty nights they sailed across the sea But they kicked the lion out just because he had to pee.[/quote]

YOung folks old folks, everybody come
Join the Baptist sunday school, you'll have a lot of fun
Please check your chewing gum and razors at the door.
You'll hear a lot of Bible stories you never heard before.

Along came Noah, he stumbled in the dark
Found himself a hammer, and he built himself an ark
He checked in the animals two by two
The hippo-geramus and the kill-kangaroo.

there's more; I've forgotten

YOung folks old folks, everybody comeJoin the Baptist sunday school, you'll have a lot of funPlease check your chewing gum and razors at the door.You'll hear a lot of Bible stories you never heard before.

Along came Noah, he stumbled in the darkFound himself a hammer, and he built himself an arkHe checked in the animals two by twoThe hippo-geramus and the kill-kangaroo.

David and Solomon led very lusty lives
With lots and lots of concubines, and very many wives
But when in old age both had the qualms
Solomon wrote the Proverbs and David wrote the Psalms.

Jonah was a landsman who never had set sail
He booked himself a passage on a trans-Atlantic whale
But when the fishy atmosphere grew heavy on his chest
Jonah punched a button and the whale did the rest.

Here are a couple more verses

David and Solomon led very lusty livesWith lots and lots of concubines, and very many wivesBut when in old age both had the qualmsSolomon wrote the Proverbs and David wrote the Psalms.

Jonah was a landsman who never had set sailHe booked himself a passage on a trans-Atlantic whaleBut when the fishy atmosphere grew heavy on his chestJonah punched a button and the whale did the rest.

David was a shepherd’s lad, his mother’s pride and joy
Father gave him a slingshot, a harmless little toy
Goliath lumbered up the hill a true and fighting fool
And David slew Goliath with the jawbone of a mule.

I can’t remember the first 3 lines ..
but Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lion’s teeth.

David was a shepherd’s lad, his mother’s pride and joyFather gave him a slingshot, a harmless little toyGoliath lumbered up the hill a true and fighting foolAnd David slew Goliath with the jawbone of a mule.

I can’t remember the first 3 lines .. but Daniel was a dentist and he pulled the lion’s teeth.

Old folks young folks everybody come
Join the merry Sunday School and have a lot of fun
Place to park your raisins and your chewing gum at the door
And you’ll hear some Bible stories that you’ve never heard before.

Noah was the keeper of the Adriatic (?) zoo
Built an ocean liner when he had nothing else to do
Got a bit excited when the sky began to dark
So he gathered all the animals and put them in the Ark.

It rained for 40 days and it rained for 40 nights
Rained so long it washed the land completely out of sight
Just when Noah was wondering what he ought to do
The Ark it struck Mt Arrat (sp) and stuck as tight as glue.

This was the Chicago Methodist Church’s version my Dad would sing.

Old folks young folks everybody comeJoin the merry Sunday School and have a lot of funPlace to park your raisins and your chewing gum at the doorAnd you’ll hear some Bible stories that you’ve never heard before.

Noah was the keeper of the Adriatic (?) zooBuilt an ocean liner when he had nothing else to doGot a bit excited when the sky began to darkSo he gathered all the animals and put them in the Ark.

It rained for 40 days and it rained for 40 nightsRained so long it washed the land completely out of sightJust when Noah was wondering what he ought to doThe Ark it struck Mt Arrat (sp) and stuck as tight as glue.