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About This Gig

Do you have some sort of writing that's not as funny as it's supposed to be and you'd like a professional comedy writer to punch it up for you for 5 dollars?

Well then I'm your guy. Just as long as you can lower your expectations from professional comedy writer to unpublished amateur writer and then further lower them from unpublished amateur writer to guy with a computer.

Sometimes in life you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, a height I one day hope to achieve.

Anyway contact me with your thing and I'll see if I can help.

Final note: If you need it sooner than 5 days let me know and I'll try my best to get it to you.

Please contact me before ordering so I can make sure I'm a good fit for the job, which I don't want to brag but I probably am.