Or, a new Selena Gomez album will be out in March — just in time for her Spring Breakers press tour, and long enough from now that she could totally rededicate it to Justin Bieber. Taylor Swift, it is your BFF (and professional ex-shamer) duty to make sure this happens. Thank you in advance.

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