Does Ikonboard have a lurking P1K problem, like the Y2K problem (that never materialized) eight years ago?

Should we celebrate the first post on page 1000, or the last? (Let's face it, we all celebrated 1/1/2000 even though the new millenium technically didn't begin for another 366 days. Those that pointed that fact out were branded nerds.)

If Ikonboard "resets" at 1,000, does the topic (UD) likewise reset, through some unknown quantum tunneling process that only born^again^77 can explain? And if so, would all the banninated posters and sockpuppets come flooding back? Where will they all sleep?

Will dogdidit quit spamming the thread trying to get the page count up to the millenium?

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Dunno if I am ready for the mead and wenching tonight. I'll have to clear that with the wench.

--------------"Humans carry plants and animals all over the globe, thus introducing them to places they could never have reached on their own. That certainly increases biodiversity." - D'OL

As Groucho Marx once said, "Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic", so get your posts in now.

--------------"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."- Richard P. Feynman

If Ikonboard "resets" at 1,000, does the topic (UD) likewise reset, through some unknown quantum tunneling process that only born^again^77 can explain? And if so, would all the banninated posters and sockpuppets come flooding back? Where will they all sleep?

For some reason that reminded me of the scene from Ghostbusters where the EPA shuts them down (damn dirty liberal hippies) and all the ghosts escape into the air from the old firehouse.

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Our ten fingers are just an evolutionary accident. If we'd evolved eight fingers, the celebration would have happened 487 pages ago.

And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

If Ikonboard "resets" at 1,000, does the topic (UD) likewise reset, through some unknown quantum tunneling process that only born^again^77 can explain? And if so, would all the banninated posters and sockpuppets come flooding back? Where will they all sleep?

For some reason that reminded me of the scene from Ghostbusters where the EPA shuts them down (damn dirty liberal hippies) and all the ghosts escape into the air from the old firehouse.

Now I'm imagining the AtBC crew as the TardBusters...

Which character would YOU be? Dibs on Winston!

I'll be whoever gets to kiss Ms. Weaver. I've had a crush on her for a long time. Even if that means I have to be Dr. Peter Venkman.

I'll be whoever gets to kiss Ms. Weaver. I've had a crush on her for a long time. Even if that means I have to be Dr. Peter Venkman.

Sigourney Weaver has been married for 24 years and has one child with her husband. Should you really be talking about a married woman and mother like that? Don't you have some rule about coveting or whatnot?

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)