Christmas Baby Bottle Pops. Baby yourself this holiday! First lick the deliciously swirled candy pacifier. Then dip into the tangy sour powder inside the bottle. Finally, make your way through the candy powder to discover the true treat, a message from the man himself, Santa Claus! $1.75 per bottle. CandyWarehouse.com.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Lip Pops. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, had a very tasty nose that came in three fruity flavors: Blue Raspberry, Watermelon, and Green Apple. $2 a pop. CandyWarehouse.com.

Trolli Sour Gummy Black Coal Candy Packs. Have your kids been naughty? Slip them some of these cherry- and grape-flavored gummy candy nuggets made to look like black coal. $1.50 per pack. CandyWarehouse.com.

Snowman Poop Gumballs. Snowmen gotta poop too, you know! Next time you're walking through the snow look down on the ground and you just might spot one of these tasty balls...or you can always buy them online. $5.99. Stupid.com.

Naughty OR Nice Spray Candy. Have you been a bad little boy or girl? You deserve a spritz of the painfully sour naughty spray! Or have you been good? Bring on the sweet spray! $1.99. Stupid.com.

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Jesus Mini Candy Canes. Is it a candy cane or a 'J' for Jesus? Each one of these candies comes with a piece of paper telling the legend of the candy maker who 'created the 'J' for Jesus our Savior and Good Shepherd and stained it with three small stripes representing the scourging Jesus received prior to his crucifixion for our headlong.' Box of 40, $3.95. CatholicSupply.com.

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Peppermint Ring Lollipops. Why bother with a diamond ring when you can wear one of these sweet pops that you can suck on all day. 55 cents per ring. CandyWarehouse.com.

Egg Nog Bubblegum. For all the egg nog fiends out there but sorry there's no rum in this! $3.99. Buy.com.

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Happy Birthday Jesus Lollipop. This large peppermint-flavored Happy Birthday Jesus pop is handmade. Slip it into your kids' stockings as a reminder of the true meaning of Christmas. $1.99. CatholicSupply.com.

Bacon Candy Canes. Hand one of these candies to your loved one and when he takes a bite he'll truly be surprised! Tastes like bacon, not peppermint. Where's the scrambled eggs flavor? $7.95. BaronBob.com.

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Marshmallow Peeps Gingerbread Men. Now your favorite Easter candy has a Christmas offering. Wonder how the chicks are getting along with the gingerbread men back at the Peeps factory? $6.99. Amazon.com.

SpongeBob Gingerbread Pineapple Kit. Forget boring old gingerbread houses! Use pre-baked gingerbread pieces to make this pineapple house, complete with with soft gummies of SpongeBob and Patrick, and lots of candy and icing. $18. DylansCandyBar.com.

Pooping Reindeer Candy. Santa's Reindeer can fly, light up their noses and pull a sleigh around the globe in one night. But even with all that magic, they still have to answer nature's call once in a while. Need proof? This remarkably stupid product is half toy, half candy. It features a four inch plastic reindeer with a very special skill. When you push his tail down, he poops candy droppings. $5.99. Stupid.com.