The Real Housewives of Atlanta S9 E16 Maui Mayhem

If you tuned in last night, you expected more of the Kandi-Porsha’s feud. What you didn’t expect to see our “Thugaline” “Who’s Gonna Check me Boo?” “The Bone Carrier”,break down. One character who charmed us ,fell from grace and a person who has annoyed me for years became a warm caring individual. Sheree did not cry alone last night.

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Clarity:

Kandi vs Porsha

Fans of Kandi Burress and Porsha Williams went to war on social media after last weeks episode. Most of it was about Porsha’s Credibility and others thought Kandi was overreacting. For those who missed it, Kandi’s rage was based on Porsha’s allegation she was drugged by Kandi and Todd. This is serious, ask anyone in the Cosby Family. In last weeks episode Porsha changed her story from being drugged to heard they had planned to drug her.

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We Begin

where we ended at the table with Kandi in full rage. People are trying to calm things at the table and what ever credibility Porsha has had is gone. GONE! Cynthia telling Porsha she needs to stop with all these accusations and to stop lying as her lies have hurt. Kenya Moore is starting to look like Mother Teresa “saying what does it matter, Porsha has lied on everyone” Phaedra tries to call Kandi down and feels the situations isn’t the serious. Porsha is calm at the table like,what the fuck evah.

The next day, Kandi has planned to take everyone on a boat ride. But she’s had enough of Porsha for the century and calls Phaedra to deliver the message to Porsha.

Porsha and her boyfriend (Todd) are sitting on the sofa in their suite. Porsha is cool like whatt! Porsha, she tells her boyfriend, with this group of girls we always get into it and them we sweep it under the rug.. No Porsha, if Kandi was any closer she would have snapped your neck. This is only the second time we’ve seen Kandi completely off the rails.

In the confessional, Porsha says It is funny to me that Kandi does not want me to go on the boat trip as she was the one who threatened to choke me last night!

Phaedra pops in wearing a very revealing church lady swimsuit.(NO!) Porsha’s boyfriend Todd is mesmerized to the point his eyes are bulging and he becomes at 9 year old child looking at a Victoria Secret Catalog for the first time. Home boy is reduced to goo goo and ga ga over Phaedra parts.

Phaedra tells Porsha she hadn’t worn the bathing suit for years. I think she said school. your a fan of this show, you know who’s been to the plant to get freshened AND we all know Phaedra’s has recently gone to Atlanta’s House of Titties and has remodeled and refreshed hers. So stop it Phaedra! Stop it NOW?

Phaedra tells Porsha, Kandi does not want her to come today. Porsha acts surprised and desires to have a day with her Todd.

The Tale of Two Cars

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This season, I have enjoyed Bob Whitfield, he brought humor and another side to his ex wife Sheree. He has been wooing his former wife wanting a reconciliation and there are many fans of he show who were hoping the two get together. That has changed as of last night.

For those who have followed this blog, know I’m not a fan of Kenya Moore. That changed as of last night*

*Well one episode at a time

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Everyone one is on route to the boat ride. Kandi, Todd, Cynthia and Peter in one car. Bob, Sheree, Phaedra and Kenya in the other car

With their divorce final in a few days, everyone notices how well Peter and Cynthia are getting along. There is undeniable chemistry here, people in both cars were talking about it.

In car two (a victim of bad editing- something related to Cynthia and Peter) Bob tells the women that after he and Sheree broke up she fell asleep as he drove her through Las Vegas.’I was like it would be easy for me to take the seat belt off of you and hit the brakes so she would fly her ass through the window” ” He sure did” Sheree says!

‘She, you know I don’t like to see you cry and you know I don’t like to be the one to make you cry. This is why we are growing together, because we are willing to do this again, even if it’s for the sake of our grown kids,’ Bob told her. ‘I’m still your number one confidant, I believe in you the most, trust.’

Phaedra said ,Sheree is a strong woman and she dos not put up with much, but obviously it is tough to be in a relationship and when they go sour it is emotionally draining,’

“Sheree”I honestly thought Bob was a changed man, but this Bob right here is taking me back to the cheating, the abuse and I don’t want my girls ever to be treated like that by a man and here I am thinking I am going to give that person another chance, it’s fucking stupid,’

Later, Bob met with Sheree at a Jewelry store wanting to buy her a gift as to apologize. In the store Sheree was still hurt and Bob was smiling. .

‘Something that you did that was very painful for me, and you’re still joking about the same thing,’ she told him.’It wasn’t a joke then and honestly I don’t know if it was a joke yesterday,’ she told him. Bob told her that he had cried about his past actions towards her and that laughing was his ‘coping mechanism.’

Sheree could not hold back the tears and walked out on Bob, as he nervously laughed and told the cameras: ‘I am not laughing.’ She later said ,she was ‘thankful’ she invited Bob on the trip.

The End

Phaedra The Kill Joy!

Kandi’s guests thought they were going on a cruise on a yacht. The yacht turned out to be a speed boat, getting the ladies hair wet. The only one who seem to enjoy it was Kenya.

It the next evening, a different day. Kandi is less stressed. Porsha’s and her Todd has a nice day of the beach and massages. People are beginning to laugh and relax.

Then Phaedra tells the ladies she want them to have a spiritual service to heal as they need Jesus. With Porsha of course.

Jeesus!

Kandi says she was done, and didn’t want to talk to Porsha. Cynthia who’s been refreshed her damm self, courtesy of Peter said she was open minded but she was going to bolt the first sign of drama. Kenya wasn’t feeling it and the men retired to a bar as the ladies go round two.

Phaedra told them all that it was time to draw a line under the issues.

In the room, despite what happened the day before, Sheree is still pissed at Kenya for saying someone had abused her . Which is clearly true.

Porsha is still in denial about Kandi saying You’re upset because of something that I said because I felt it was true and now the truth is hurting you,’

Please stop trying to turn my tears and me being upset like I care about you at this point. Whether you made it up or somebody that told you made it up, it’s made up,’ Kandi shot back.

Kandi told her that she was really hurt by the accusations because she felt she had supported her over the years more than anyone else.’I have promoted you even when you didn’t promote your own stuff,’ It’s like crazy to me that after all of my support of you that it took one thing – her saying that I said that you had sex with somebody that you did have sex with – for you to throw me under the bus and continue to throw me under the bus and make up shit about me.’

Porsha turned left and demanded Kandi apologize to Phaedra for saying she cheated on her husband.

Back in the bar, Bob tells the men it felt like ice -skating uphill with Sheree. He said he fucked up and had a rough road. ‘I put a lot of wounds on her so she is calloused towards me,’

Sheree told the women that Bob had not ‘owned up’ to many of the things he had done to her and was ‘immature.’ ‘I thought I was completely over what Bob had done to me but clearly I am not,’

Porsha sorta apologized and said she wished ‘my response hadn’t been as much.’ ‘

Kandi denied every saying Phaedra was cheating. But she did say Phaedra was talking to men.

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What do you think about the future for Bob and Sheree?

What about Peter and Cynthia?

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CityFella

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Last Week

She kissed me and said she would eat my pussy till I cum (Oh My) They Put it all on the Table

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