Thursday, 2 August 2007

Just wondering...

1. Is it normal to have vodka and ice cream for dinner?

2. Is it common to feel the urge to puke when those dreary slow-motion ads for Idol come on the telly? Ie. effect is esp. bad when slow pan is of a dazed Marcia Hines and *urk* hollow-headed Kyle *imph gak*. (I mean really, is there anything behind those vacant eyes of his? He seems to be rather low on the ladder of evolution. Methinks this may be his soul's first incarnation.)

3. Is it acceptable to collect your mail but not get around to opening it for several days?

4. Is it usual to wish we could all go about our daily business wearing a different wig - hopefully colourful or flamboyant - each day if we so wanted without people creating a fuss about it? Or burst into song as we walk down the street if we so choose? Or suddenly dance with a stranger as one waits for the train?

5. Is it normal, when waiting in a long and quiet line in the bank, to have the overwhelming desire to loudly pronounce, 'WELL!!! We're a quiet lot then aren't we??! Isn't this DULL??!! Anyone want to start a sing-a-long while we're waiting??! Shall I begin..?'