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That Handsome Fool

An old man sat next to me in the waiting area so he could complain about how long the process was taking. He was mad that the optometrist gave him a full eye exam instead of the half-assed one he wanted. He also voiced disdain when she took the time to clean his glasses for him before sending him on his way. I tell you this because it seemed important to him that more people know about it.