I'm pretty sure MLB has told reporters, "Look, if you want access to players and coaches then no stories about the steroids. It's bad for bizness. Luka Brasi sleeps with the fishes. Capisce?!" Especially after the whole Lance Armstrong thing.

“I used extremely poor judgment and deserve to be held accountable. To my teammates and the entire Mets organization, I am sorry. I truly regret what I did and hope that you can forgive me. . . . To baseball fans everywhere, I understand that you are disappointed in me, and I don’t blame you. I feel terrible and I promise this is the first and last time that this will happen.”

If anyone was wondering what the quote was.

I not-so-secretly hope that another key Giants contributor has tested positive for roids during the playoff run and that the public just hasn't been informed of it yet.

I'm sorry, is there a team other than the Dodgers in California worth talking about? I don't think so...besides, it's time for the big quake to break the state in half and take the lying, cheating, ugly Shitty by the bay outta here forever...