A Florida man living in a 55-and-over gated community had two of his cars vandalized recently — but for once, police don't think it was kids. Because the ageist graffiti on the car said it all — this was an old person's crime.

Sixty-three-year-old Bhaskar Barot discovered the chilling messages — "NO KIDS" — sprayed on both of his Toyota vehicles. Barot thinks the graffiti bandit was offended by Barot's four-year-old granddaughter, who he sometimes babysits at his house.