A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girlroom mate Sangita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't helpbut notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious ofa relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than metthe eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Sangita and I are just roommates." About a weeklater, Sangita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose shetook it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjustto be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :Dear Mother:I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm notsaying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains thatit has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which readDear Son:I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sangita, and I'm not saying thatyou 'do not' sleep with Sangita. But the fact remains that if she wassleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now underthe pillow...Love,Mom.