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Andy on Brandi's Notorious Joanna Krupa Diss

November 12, 2014, 8:05 AM ET

Andy on Brandi's Notorious Joanna Krupa Diss

Read an exclusive excerpt from his new book, 'The Andy Cohen Diaries.'

What really goes on at a Housewives reunion? Have any Watch What Happens Live guests gotten out of control? And who is Andy Cohen's favorite sleeping partner these days? (Hint: it has four legs and a tail.) In his new book, The Andy Cohen Diaries: a Deep Look at a Shallow Year (on-sale today!), the late-night host pulls back the curtain on his private life, offering day-by-day entries about his goings-on at work and at play. To celebrate the book's release, the Dish will have exclusive excerpts all week. Today, we're sharing his diary entry from November 12, 2013. Check back throughout the week for more on his follow-up to his New York Times best-selling Most Talkative.

Wacha pooped inside. It was very traumatic. He had been sitting in front of the door, which meant he had to go. I made the executive decision to give him a bath instead of taking him out. He made the executive decision an hour later to poop on the bath mat.

Today Gaga tweeted, “So @Andy told me they made perfume out of my pee from the trash in WWHL dressing room (long story) U HAVE BEEN WARNED IF HE TRIES TO SPRITZ U.” And the Brandi allegation about Joanna Krupa’s pussy is getting picked up everywhere. This is the world we live in and I am feeding the beast.

In the photo below (excerpted from the book), Andy Cohen's PA Ryan shows off the final Gaga Pee-fume product.