Bridge and Binoculars

I got the call from my wife to say that a package from Amazon had arrived.

At first I thought it was something that I had ordered for her, but then she said "It's care of Ninjaspeaks, what are you into these days?"

"Don't open it!! It's from the internet! It could be any combination of bacon or cats or anything. "

When I got home I opened my gift to find a sweet addition to my ever growing collection of cook books. This will find it's way onto the shelf that includes recipe books like "100 fancy ways to use hot dogs" rather than the shelves of self important tomes of culinary craftsmanship.

The best part is that I got a pair of binoculars too! I quickly ran across the street to my neighbor's house and asked if I could go upstairs. There I was able to utilize the binoculars to read my book that I had perched in my living room window from across the street. My SS had indeed thought of everything. It was then I noticed that my neighbor had a similar pair of binocular's sitting there. What a coincidence!! Maybe I should leave the cookbook out for him to read.