"Fucking A I'm high!" That was worth the viewing. Also, I'd buy an audio book of you reading shoddily crafted erotica...no I wouldn't, but I think it would be hilarious to hear you read My Little Pony slash fiction.

You know you DO look like you're conducting an orchestra. There's a lot of My Little Pony slashfiction, and I've read some of it, and yes, it would be great to hear you read it. Don't judge me, it was full of gore and I heard so many bad things about it I had to read it for myself. I don't think I'll ever get tired of you screaming "FUCK!"

I love how you don't actually have any bloopers so you have to make your own haha, this is funny stuff dude. My favourite thing was how angry you would get after making mistakes. I feel like my virgin ears are missing something though haha, not sure what it is yet.

Thank you for doing this my Evil Nemesis!! And guess what, I just got a phone call from James Lipton of the Actors Studio and he wants to have you on his program! He said he's never seen an actor whose "process" is as alarming as yours and he feels that his students could benefit from your wisdom and experience with fucking up!! I told him you'd do it, but that, as your fake manager, I get 10 percent of your fee.

And I sent a copy of this vid to the people at Bloomsbury Publishing and after hearing you do an audio read of that erotic book the had this to say "Fuck Stephen Fry. We want this guy to redo the Harry Potter audio books." As your fake manager I'm asking for 20 percent of your fee on that.

And as your fake manager, I've already told the people at the Academy Awards that you'll be unable to attend next year (they won't let you across the border after that drug reference), I'll be accepting the award on your behalf.

Yes it is DEZMOND. I'd have paid her 30% to be my agent but she's willing to work for way less, so thats cool!

And Anne, don't forget if I go to the Actors Studio I want a bowl of green M&Ms waiting for me there, a change of socks, and a painting of a lepricon! I can't be on a program if I don't have new socks, a belly full of green M&Ms and have just looked at a picture of a lepricon!!

As for the Harry Potter books, I think Harry should have a scottish accent and Dumbldorf should have an 80s surfboarders accent! Make sure they know that!!

Yeah the Oscars to phalic for me, if there's an award shaped like a vagina let me know! I'd wanna win that!!

It use to take me 3-6 takes for longer lines, but now I read through the script (out loud to myself) the night before I film, and when I film I only say my lines once or twice (with the occational thrid time!) So it pays to practise!

With this new method I am now able to make more reviews per week cause I take less time editing out the mess ups when I'm in the editing process!