It's Workingtons time, there's no need to have this stress
At Christmas time, we all know the Haven are in a mess

But in our world of trophies, we should spread some Workington joy!
Throw your arms around Haven at Christmas time
But say a prayer - pray for the deluded ones
At Christmas time, it's hard but when your having fun
There's a club outside Distington
And it's a world of sorrow and fear
Where the only water flowing is a bitter Watson tear
And the Workington bells that ring there are the changing chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of Town
And there wont be cups in Whitehaven this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is strife

Where no one ever wins
No cups just deluded sins
Do they know it's Workingtons time at all?

Here's to you raise a smile at Whitehaven
Here's to them underneath the empty ground
Do they know it's Workingtons time at all?

Feed the Jameaters
Let them know it's Workingtons time and
Feed the Jameaters
Let them know it's Workingtons time

It's Workingtons time, there's no need to have this stressAt Christmas time, we all know the Haven are in a mess

But in our world of trophies, we should spread some Workington joy!Throw your arms around Haven at Christmas timeBut say a prayer - pray for the deluded onesAt Christmas time, it's hard but when your having funThere's a club outside DistingtonAnd it's a world of sorrow and fearWhere the only water flowing is a bitter Watson tearAnd the Workington bells that ring there are the changing chimes of doomWell tonight thank God it's them instead of TownAnd there wont be cups in Whitehaven this Christmas timeThe greatest gift they'll get this year is strife

Where no one ever winsNo cups just deluded sinsDo they know it's Workingtons time at all?

Here's to you raise a smile at WhitehavenHere's to them underneath the empty groundDo they know it's Workingtons time at all?

Feed the JameatersLet them know it's Workingtons time andFeed the JameatersLet them know it's Workingtons time