&#12288;My husband, Brian, is a computer systems administrator. He is dedicated to his job and works long hours, rarely taking time off for meals. One afternoon, Brian was over &#65293;whelmed with solving a computer network problem, so I decided to deliver a meal for him to eat at his workstation. When I was getting ready to leave, I said good&#65293;bye and reminded him to eat his burg er and fries while they were still warm. Staring at his monitor, he waved me away.&#8243;Don&#65287;t worry,&#8243; he said, obviously distracted,&#8243;I&#65287;ll deleted them in a few minutes.&#8243; &#12288;When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice.&#8243;The first ten years are the hardest,&#8243;she said.&#8243;How long have you been married&#65311;&#8243;I asked.&#8243;Ten years,&#8243; she replied.

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