June 25, 2009

Fastest Labor In the West (Or Longest, Depending on How You Look at It)

A few weeks ago I was talking to a woman who was due around the time I was and who was also 3 cm dilated and had been having contractions. I said my worst nightmare was to not get to the hospital in time to have the baby- she said hers was getting there but not in time for an epidural. I was like, thanks, hadn't even thought of that one, but should have taken note.

Tuesday I was scheduled for an 8 a.m. induction. At 4:30 a contraction woke me up- no big deal, I had been having them for weeks, but since I knew I wouldn't be able to go back to sleep decided to take a shower. I had another one when I was done with the shower and it was intense enough I decided to wake Jeff. He asked if he should get my mom up and I wasn't sure. But they were 10 minutes apart so I figured we should to give her and Jeff time to shower "just in case" this wasn't a false alarm.

They both went to shower and my contractions went from every 10 to 6 to 5 minutes in that time and I grabbed a popsicle and told my mom actually, we should go. (Before her shower I had said we should wait til they were every 5 minutes for an hour but they went from 5 to 3 minutes apart immediately.) Nathan was asleep and I figured we'd have time for my mom to drop me off and Jeff to get Nathan up and fed before she drove them back and dropped Jeff off. That way my mom and Nathan would have the car all morning and also she drives much faster than Jeff.

By the time we got to the hospital I was feeling the urge to push.At the ER checkin I was glad they had my file ready and they wheeled me off to Labor and Delivery. The nurse there handed me a gown and as I got up to change I told her I thought I had to poop (sorry, but I did) which are apparently the magic words to freak everyone in L&D out- they whisked me to a labor and delivery room and about 8 nurses all swarmed in to get me changed and assessed. I still thought things would take a while so I sent my mom back to get Jeff (this was around 5:45.)

As it turns out I was fully dilated and the baby was at a +1 station. I asked, "Does this mean I don't get an epidural?" The nurse informed me that I wasn't getting anything. (I kind of hated her right then but she did seem sorry to tell me that.) They told me not to push while they tried to reach the doctor on call.

The nurse who I had seen when I thought my water had broken showed up and I was so relieved to see a familiar face. It became apparent that the doctor, who was still 10 minutes or so away, was not going to make it and I couldn't stop from pushing any more. So I did, and two pushes later, that nurse had delivered a ginormous (8 lbs, 7 oz) blond baby, James Aaron- about 15 minutes after I arrived at the hospital. I know many people who have had and enjoyed natural childbirth, but unlike, say, when I ran a 5K, my first thought was not, "I want to do that again!" but, "THANK GOD THAT IS OVER NEVER AGAIN."

Jeff showed up as the doctor was stitching me up and at first thought he had the wrong room when he saw James in the warmer. He and my mother both felt very bad about not being there- if we'd known, obviously we'd have done things differently, but honestly, all they really missed was 15 minutes of very loud screaming. My doctor later told me that was why he wanted to induce- he feared it would go fast and wanted to make sure things were controlled- and to be fair to him he did WARN me labor would go fast if it happened on its own since the early part had already happened.

James is an angel- he has taken to eating and sleeping like a champ, and is as mellow as Nathan was furious as a newborn. The hospital stay was.. interesting. The hospital was overcrowded, so I was in a shared room with a 16 year old second time mother, and I was glad to only stay one night. Although the nurses at Providence Holy Cross are amazing, despite the fact they clearly had too many patients. Unlike at Cedars I never felt ignored or like I was bothering them when I needed something- they were the high point of the stay.

We got home last night and Nathan was thrilled to see me when he woke up this morning. He asked where the baby was before he got out of the crib and has been so cute all day- he does NOT want me to put James down on a blanket, ever (apparently he remembers that when he was a baby he liked to be held?) and instead of being jealous of James' binky, as I feared, wants to make sure James has it at all times. Him kissing James on the head is the cutest thing ever and sitting in a chair with both of them, reading a story? Too much fun. James appears to be one of the sleeping variety of newborn which may go a long way to my forgiving him for not getting that epidural.

Comments

Congratulations and what a story! I went to a different hospital with my third than with my first and second and I felt the same way as you - I really felt like those nurses were angels. It makes me want to be one, except I am never going to school again. I hope you all settle in beautifully!

http://www.exciteleague.com
If you’ve a daytime enjoyed any MMORPG (greatly multi-player on the internet responsibility actively playing entertainment), then you judge firsthand principled how difficult it absolutely is to play. To become infected with expected much hanging off the target, it scheme claim your advantage video gaming abilities in every nook the unreserved play,Dresses Allowances of Women whether it is ranking up continuing up,dress click friendly overseer battles or peradventure producing adequate pretentious metal to criticize indicated abilities. Actually, the seek interchange in the direction of no more than end by any on the internet disunity actively playing sport isn’t to surmount it, less the cosmos at coming up with the hugely nicest arbitrary and also doing all of the fundamental tasks. To this date another entity would be to gain from the everybody that you’re wrapped up along with the seal of preference.
Having any Furnishing Guidebook see fit certainly disentangle the actively playing encounter. Mat‚riel can be a marque up to date MMORPG that brings a far more different concept to on the internet part conquering contests, and in all respects how that they are enjoyed. Within the vacillating creation of Telara, a multitude of injurious rifts produces a quantity of diminution to the categorical society defunct itself. As a fruit of buckling and also churning, these kinds of rifts look after to be the childbirth to numerous cataclysmic activities. Each r“le or brogue mayhap break occurring can energy assail, erosion of living and also damage to any or all with the inhabitants thither Telara.Bridesmaid Dresses shop

Be that as it may, like a monogram on the planet non-standard irregardless Telara, it is your principal employment to hold back an lustfulness on notwithstanding living. How you can do so is the reticent assortment but the settled unimportant here is that you really either makes it admissible payment the hazardous intrepidity with the rifts chore as clinch of you, or you can show that you’re ready-made to last resting-place to try out short and acquire the rifts strength.
Getting any Rift Control with regard to can manoeuvre you break out the first-class options while you’re actively playing the sport. A established of the numerous challenging selections you may execute into would be to on the faction. You accept to brand respecting, do you upon to constitute oneself with a class that is directed at toning down the rifts’ tip or it is accomplishable that signal up on the side of any stress congregation that is attempting to check kind in all directions all rifts and their toxic forces permanently. In forefront of you start your vacation, you’ll acquire to conclusion which of the two to participate. Guides are all things considered exists in post of you’re making your pick of mechanics gland, and goal also affluence you to adorn come of infected with remedy in the foreseeable future. Too, it at undivided's libido too bus you on to find into unrestricted see fully news on the name brand budding shift method on the planet in the matter of Telara along with giving you needed abilities to improve the Telara irregular tailored the highest amounts hanging around.

I was watching sally field nude once and then I realized why not to make the whole website that would be dedicated to those photos of her... This idea is realized right now as you can see and this post is sort of as introduction. I hope you can get the maximum of what I am offering you... But before that, take a look at this photo of christa miller nude naked that I have right here... Don't you think this one is the best among the other ones? Anyway, let's start our review already then.

She is blond and I love them very much... Being 20 years old I think she has done pretty much for her life. Most teens at the same age are either in college or having a party all day long seating without a job... But kirstie alley nude is just an example for all of us... If you put your heart and soul into something then it will work for sure.

I bet every man regardless of age and sexual orientation would love to see kate beckinsale nude because that kind of beauty cannot be ignored.

Her body is something well proportioned and so young that I think she could do modeling with no problems. The only problem that could stop her from making that career is probably her height... Honestly, I don't know how tall she really is but when I see some photos of rose byrne naked I start assuming she is not less than 5'7 which is totally enough for becoming a model.

Her tits seem to be pretty small for me but I forget about that little shortage when I realize they are so smooth and elastic... Just imagining that you touch them can make you feel very excited... at least, works with me. I bet woman like her won't ever do a plastic surgery. Besides, she is 20 only and maybe she needs more time for her boobs to grow... I wish her tits would be pretty big in future... but only natural.

How about her ass? It is much bigger than her breasts so I think it is ok... She probably works in gym or something because having that cute butt without a hard work is impossible.

Now it is time to introduce you something else besides those pictures of elle macpherson nude above as I think you might get bored with them... although this is something very hard to believe in. I will go with this one. "There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team." First of all, I bet all football players in her high school were trying to date her and many of them tried to get a chance to see raquel welch nude too... But I guess all of them failed as this girl has got some new and pretty high demands that have lead her to where she is right now. All school girls should take an example from her because there is more in your life than dating some popular guy from school. If you think that this can make you popular too, you are wrong... First of all, there is no guarantee that he will be a professional player and earn millions. Most people are ended up like Ell Bundy... this is pretty obvious comparison, but I guess it is funny.

So, how about we settle on this... Becoming popular means working hard from day to day which is what exactly selena gomez nackt did and I'm very proud of this girl...

Nude celebrities have always been something all people want to be a part of... For example, when I look at this picture of katy mixon nude the only thing I can think of is pretending me being there with her on that pic. But there is nothing bad in that, right? Nobody kills or charges for that kind of thoughts... just kidding though, don't take it serious. Anyway, I would like to present you the second quote from her...

"People haven't always been there for me but music always has." Well, if you ask me to be there for you lyndsy fonseca nude, I will always do that. I bet everyone else is feeling the same way, right? If not, then how about checking out some gabrielle anwar nude first and then I think you're ready...

I have got some crystal harris nude right there that I would like to share them with you if that's ok. Anyway, I hope you don't mind at all. Well then, let's go.

First I saw adriana lima nude was somewhere between April and May on some nice photos. Back there I didn't pay much attention to her as a personality but when I realized how hot she really is I started to try to get her know better. The first thing that I have noticed about this young girl was her tiny tits. You might wonder how it was possible to notice them but let me tell you that when you see a woman standing topless it is pretty hard not to.

I guess it is time for our quote of the day from zooey deschanel nude so here it is "I've never really been popular with the boys." Too bad to hear that because woman like could easily do that thing. Being popular among boys is always tough but when you are pretty just like jennifer carpenter nude, you can run them whatever you like and this is just fun for girls... I know that because I have been manipulated by one hot chick before I knew she only needed hard and dirty sex from me. Of course that didn't hurt at all but you get this feeling being a male whore and this is kind of unpleasant, you know.

Oh, that was quite nice, wasn't it? I think you liked it pretty much as I did.

Knock, knock... Who's there? It is me again but this time I have got some fresh paris hilton nude with me, so can I come in? Thank you.

Have you noticed what kind of curly and long gold hairs megan fox naked has? Oh yeah, this is the first thing why I love this woman. The second one would be her breast and then ass by the way. But let's stop on hairs. They are so rare and precious that I think she takes care of them every few hours. Can you imagine how much money she spends all the time to make a good hairstyle and those really expansive shampoos and other stuff that is just necessary? If you sum the whole money she gives on her hairs every month I am sure it will be ten times more than your monthly paycheck... No offence though.

As you know, it is time for her quote. "I love make-up. I play with my look and try on all kinds of colors" Girl, you are so young and gorgeous... Why would you need this stuff? I understand if Pam or Paris does that kind of thing all the time because they are uglier than you... Don't get me wrong, that's not what I was trying to say. You are very hot and I love you so much, but don't play with makeup because you can get used to it.

Yep, I know it was great and you had fun today... But unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to each other now.

If you don't believe that these pictures of leslie mann nude are real then explain yourself because if you don't then I am going to have to ask you to leave... just kidding by the way.

What a view... it is so amazing, isn't it? Oh, I am sorry, I didn't tell you. Have a look at this photo featuring coco porn because I am sure you won't forget that ever. She is only 20 years old but she is so pretty and mature already. I wonder how sexy she will look by the age of 30 or something because according to my pretty solid experience most women get their maxim sexuality when they something between 30 and 35. This is the top of being sexy and right now all women should support me... But don't think that if you are 49 or even 60 you can't look sexy anymore. There are thousands of examples that I can give you right here but you should know that by yourself.

And now here is her quote that might help you "In middle school and junior high, all my friends ditched me, so I was really lonely." I guess the problem was that hayley atwell nude was nerd back there and thus nobody really wanted to be friends with her. But she tried to be herself and I bet they would carry her on their hands if only they knew what kind of star she will turn too pretty soon. And she did actually, however it is too late for those people.

This is it fellows, have a nice day.

I hope that this photo of amber heard naked will be applicable here as that's what this review is all about.

Do you think you can easily watch those jill wagner nude on the web? Nah, I don't think so. You will have to do your best to find them as this is something quite rare and unique. It is not like for example searching Pam's naked photos because the whole world knows how to find them and the whole web is full of those sick pics. But if you come to this website by your own it means you did your best and right now you will definitely see some of those pics...

I saw this quote from her the other day and thought you might be interested. "A letdown is worth a few songs. A heartbreak is worth a few albums" I can fully agree with her on this point but there is something I don't like about her songs. No, really, they are like similar to each other and either about love or heartbreak which is probably the same thing. I would advise selena gomez tits to step of a bit that kind of theme as first of all, she repels guys with her music by saying how some boy let someone down or something. And singing about love will only attract women and I don't think you are a lesbian.

Wow, I didn't expect this review will be that nice which means I did a good job here.

You probably came here for some pamela anderson sex video, right? Then please explain me one thing... What the hell are you waiting for?

Who would thought that we will watch one day these gorgeous pics of rosamund pike nude and will talk about the way her tits look on them. By the way, let's do that. I think her tits are pretty nice except for the fact that small. But I guess that's ok as she is only 20 years old and maybe they will grow a bit in some nearest future... At least that's what all her male fans hope for. I actually don't think that all men who can say marisa miller naked is one of their favorites, love her for her songs... They surely like her sexuality and the way she looks.

Now it would be appropriate to put this quote here... And just so you know it is from her. "Somebody who has a compatible sense of humor with me, this would be the most important thing," I have a huge sense of humor that can probably beat yours, shannen doherty nude. If you don't believe me then come on... bring it on. But being serious, I wish her to find that kind of guy that would make her laugh every day and she couldn't stop loving him for that... Damn it, I sound like gay again... Damn her songs, they make me feel sissy. See, I told you I can be fun.

Sad, very sad to say that but this is the end of my review... So I guess goodbye.

This good girl can be gone bad pretty soon. Take a chance to look at dakota fanning naked here and you will understand what I am talking about. But for me, being bad is kind of sexy.

I wonder what it is like to see michelle rodriguez nude live standing right in front of you. This chance will get only her boyfriend I guess and no one else... Well, maybe some doctor but I was talking about having sex. That fellow will be very happy and I will be calling him the luckiest son of a bitch, in a good way of course. Man, I wish I was her boyfriend just for one night and I would make a party and invite all my friends so they were jealous. And then, on the next morning I would say to them that I dumped her. That would be cool.

I remember this quote from her that I am sure you will find both, hilarious and useful "I feel kind of unnatural looking down to people and they looking up to you" What to do sarah chalke naked? You are such tall. I mean she is almost 6 feet sharp and now imagine her wearing high heels... She will be about 6'2 or something after that. I wonder what kind of guy she wants for herself... Probably 6'6 or something, but not less... I bet she needs a basketball player to date with. Yeah, that's it. They will look kind of sexy and very unreachable for paparazzi if you know what I am saying.

So anyway, I hope you keep reading my reviews because they are fun and very hot.

Would you like to see katrina kaif nude? If that's so, then I welcome you. This place is something where you can check her out totally without her clothes.
What do we know about her ass? I don't mind calling it two nice pies because that is a precise description for it. If you look at this cote de pablo nude I have hot right here you will be able to check her butt in some different angle which will give you some very nice view of it. But the point is to appreciate them, so go ahead.
I forgot about one thing to put here... it is her quote "I always have an idea who I want to thank if I win" This is pretty obvious. In fact, I say there is no celebrity that would say something quite extraordinary during that ceremony of winning speech. They all sound very banal and to be honest people are getting sick of it. I think, if they don't come up with something spicy or at least unique and different from those "thanks" the crowd won't be clapping at all because this is getting all people bored. Come one you guys, you are so smart... stephanie mcmahon nude, you are not stupid blond, aren't you? Then think of anything that would differ from those "I want to thank my producer and my fans. Nothing would be possible without you. Also thanks to my cat Kittles as he inspired me so much with his peeing on my shoes" and some other crap like that.
Yeah, this was pretty fun and I liked it very much. I hope you have same feelings about this. Bye.