So, I'm at the market standing in the check out line (I only had 1 item but the people in front of me had cart's full) I'm browsing the magazines and tabloids that are displayed so prominently, and then I see it: Saddam and Osama's Gay Wedding.

lmao, I nearly dropped everything right there... The hot chick that was checking the groceries told me I should open it up and check out their honeymoon photos. Hil-fucking-larious.

I wondered what those 2 had been up to... There were pic's of the ceremony, and them on a coaster at an amusement park and several others. Too funny.

If any of you all have the opportunity, next time you are in the check out line, you should have a look.

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Hah! I saw that too in Albertson's when I was buyin' groceries! I laughed to. I picked up the silly thing and started reading it. Some old bitch behind me started reading it over my shoulder and I turned around askin' if she wasnted to share and she turned her nose up and said somethin' like "I'm to intelligent for somethin' like that." BITCH! I'm a fuckin' biology major! I'm gonna be the son of a bitch that puts that pace-maker in your chest so your can be a parasite to this world a few years longer! Go read a Martha Stewart magazine so the intelligence you do have will be sucked from that small wrinkled head of yours!

Oh... sorry. That was a funny tabloid though. I oughta buy it just so I can show my grandkids how fucked up the media was 30 years from now. Of course, I'm sure it'll be three times as fucked up as it is now by then. Anywho.

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