Okay, y'all, Joke Day is over: this is actually happening right now, at least for Philadelphia. We did it! "UPenn" is finally trending! But why?

According to, um, all the tweets, @diggy_simmons, son of "Rev Run" and rap artist, is performing here January 2nd. So we didn't actually bring ourselves all this fame. A 15-year-old rapper did. And no one will actually be here for his show. Cool, social media!