Maher also mocked Trump’s standoff with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, in which she is “kicking his a**” and the fact that Trump stopped Pelosi from visiting troops overseas but allowed his wife to take Air Force One to vacation in Florida.

“It’s their wedding anniversary this week,” Maher said. “And Trump says he remembers the first time he ever laid eyes on Melania and clicked ‘Add to cart.'”

Watch the monologue below.

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