Everytime I remove the clothes from a Barbie doll, I feel a little twinge of disappointment that she doesn't have nipples, and her pubic area is smooth and featureless. I keep thinking that one day I'll hit the jackpot and find the mythical "based on real lady parts" Barbie, and all my years of frustration will finally come to an end. So onward I search.

I'm thinking it falls somewhere between "brony" and "furry" on the Crad Scale. A good ways past "furry" on the scale, by the way, is "RealDoll collector," and if there's anything beyond that I don't want to know about it.