Britney Spears’s number one fan site, WorldofBritney.com, decided to toss Britney aside because of their waning desire to follow her public debacles. Given her recent extremely public divorce, several upskirt pics, and rumors of a sex tape, World of Britney has finally decided to throw in the towel. According to the fansite, the founder said,

As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007.

She really should have taken all that money Hugh Hefner offered her to appear in Playboy. At this point I think Hugh is offering a 6-pack of PBR and a sandwich.

"Myspace is amazing!" Jameson exclaimed in a press release. "It is a great way to promote new projects and my appearances to fans, plus I have been able to keep up with my own friends online. I admit I am a bit addicted to Myspace!"

Just goes to prove that in America, every little slut can grow up to be a superstar.

So Paris is in Maui with her hulking friend Brandon Davis, who looks ill. Is it wrong of us during this delightful holiday season to want to rip that damn cellphone off of Paris' ear and shove it up her ass, along with the arm holding it?

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Rob Zombie was also asked if Michael's appearance, style of killing, and movements will be the same as in the 1978 original Halloween film. Zombie said that some original elements are likely to return, but fresh ones will also appear. It has been stated that it would be pointless in bringing some character elements as seen in the other eight installments. The basic storyline will be very similar to the original while some elements will be expanded upon or quite different from the original film. link

Michelle Trachtenberg has a big crush on Hugh Laurie from House (who is very gay, or English, or both, who can tell?) So in a scene on the show where he had to examine her she left him a note between her legs that said, "I (heart) U".

Monday, December 25, 2006

NEW YORK - Macy's has pulled from its shelves and its Web site two styles of Sean John hooded jackets, originally advertised as featuring faux fur, after an investigation by the nation's largest animal protection organization concluded that the garments were actually made from a certain species of dog called "raccoon dog."

The Fourth Amendment. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Mike Evans, who created Good Times and appeared in such tv series as All in the Family, and Walker, Texas Ranger, has died.

On The Jeffersons, an All in the Family spinoff that debuted in 1975, Evans was initially a series regular, Lionel's even-keeled nature required to contrast with the volcanic nature of his "honky"-spouting father, George Jefferson.

Evans left The Jeffersons after its first season, just as Good Times was embarking on its third.

Good Times, co-created by Evans and Eric Monte, was an All in the Family spinoff, one generation removed. It focused on Florence Evans, the former maid on direct All in the Family descendant Maude, her family, their housing-project digs in Chicago andJimmie Walker's "Dyn-o-mite" catchphrase.

He was only 57 and died of throat cancer. Damn cigarettes. We'll miss you Lionel.

So last week, after I wrapped the "Manchild" pilot (which went phenomenally), the very next morning, I reported to work on a flick that'd reveal a heretofore unrealized dream I'd unwittingly harbored since I first watched David Addison limbo in the Moonlighting Detective Agency offices, twenty years prior...

For five days, I acted opposite Bruce Willis in this summer's "Live Free or Die Hard"

Thursday, December 21, 2006

LOS ANGELES -Hilary Duff is a real doll. A real Barbie doll. Duff is the latest Hollywood star to take on 12-inch proportions as the world's most popular fashion doll. She joins other famous (doll) faces such asReese Witherspoon,Beyonce Knowles and Lucille Ball.

The Red Carpet Glam Hilary Duff Doll, which shows the 19-year-old's likeness in a polka-dot dress with a red satin sash, hits stores this month.

So Tara Conner was given a second chance. But the Terminator (get it? huh? huh? Sara Conner, Tara Conner, Donald Trump, he fires people...terminates them? Geez, my genius is so wasted with you people)...but anyway, she'll probably be fired.

Here's what she said about the rehab program that they told her to take,"Anytime anyone gives you free anything, like therapy or rehab, you take it."

Hey, Tara, I'm having a contest, free jello shots if you show your tits, what do you say?

For years the FBI said they couldn't release all of John Lennon's file because they were afraid of "military retaliation" against the United States. But it turns out they were just kidding.

"Today we can see that the national security claims the FBI has been making for 25 years were absurd from the beginning. The Lennon FBI file is a classic case of excessive government secrecy," Wiener said in a statement.

The released documents include one that states Lennon "encouraged the belief that he holds revolutionary views ... by the content of some of his songs."

TV property guru Kirsty Alsopp once appeared on Pebble Mill with Heather Mills. They caught the same train from London to Birmingham for the show. Not recognising Heather, Kirsty politely asked Mucca what she did.

Heather's reply? "I give the best blow jobs in Britain".

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Coming to London from LA in 2007 - strawberry cocaine. Lindsay, Paris, Brandon and all the trashiest Sunset Strip club kids prefer to cut their gak with strawberry flavoured nesquik milkshake these days as they find the neat coke to be too harsh. (Particularly for breakfast.)

The Cardigans have a new cd out. I meant to say something about it a month ago. But I forgot. Hey, I'm being sued, I've got shit on my mind. I forgot I even downloaded this until now.

But it's really good. At least if you're depressed and bitter, like me. If you're looking for another Lovefool this ain't it. If you're getting old and hate the world, but in a sort of abstract, vague, way, this is the cd for you.

It's got some great song titles, like "I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer." Which sounds like something I'd say. Except I've got a script for Xanax, so fuck the wine. But it's a great cd to listen to if you're pissed off, but not quiet pissed off enough to bring out the death metal. Or if you're depressed, but not quiet enough to breakout Disintegration by the Cure.

Also, I've listened to those cd's so many times...I think I've bought 3 copies of Disintegration. Because people keep stealing them.

"I am a country artist, always have been a country artist, and this is my chance to get some self-expression out because the group is no longer the group," he said. The Bee Gees disbanded after the 2003 death of his brother, Maurice.

'There are dozens and dozens of people that use the Web, that write things and post pictures and identify themselves as Paris. There are at least 80 of them. The Web is a bit like the Wild West -- somewhat uncontrollable,' he told Reuters."

Scarlett Johansson's naked surprise: "Scarlett told Esquire magazine: 'We were going to be wearing thongs but the stylist snipped them off. Here we are, Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working. But I guess it's better than if they were all looking at me. It was surprisingly comfortable.' "

The other chicks are a bunch of wusses and don't like it that Natalie, the cute slutty one, hates the Prez.

National Enquirer: "The controversial country superstars have secretly decided to split up after the Grammy Awards - because Emily Robison and Martie Maguire no longer want to share the nest with outspoken Natalie Maines, say sources.

'The Chicks are tired and wrung out,' said a group insider. 'They feel they've come to the end, and they want a break from each other to spend more time with their families.'"

Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake! - TMZ.com: "The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer 'had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.'"

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Celebrity Daily: New Hanson Music Video: "Here are some preview pictures from the new Hanson music video, it will be the single for their new album entitled 'The Walk'. The song is called 'go', Taylor does not sing in it."

They both have to have a speaker in their ear to tell them what to say.

Paris defends Britney's ‘partying ethics’ - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com: "A source on the Shreveport, Louisiana set of “Blonde Ambition” tells Star that Simpson is having trouble with her script lines. “After the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines,” a source told the tab. “Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ‘I’m sorry, everyone. I’m sorry.”"

O'Donnell wrote on her Web site on Friday, 'It was not my intent to mock.' On Sunday, she called the bit 'comedy' and wrote, 'I do many accents and probably will continue to. My mom in law impression offends some southerners. What can u do? I come in peace.' "

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Struthers 'crazy' over role in TV movie - Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES -Sally Struthers felt like she'd won an award when she was offered a role in a new cable television movie about small-town values. 'I went crazy,' she said, citing family values, love and the struggle between good and evil as her favorite themes."

And twinkies. Her favorite themes are good, evil, and twinkies, not necessarily in that order.

God, I'd hate to see what his movies will be like now that he isn't going to be acting in them. Will he just show up on the screen, makes some phone calls, have a Krispy Kreme from the craft services table and call it a day?

I think that's actually the plot of Ghost Rider. Except with motorcycles.

Still, looks like a good movie. Everyone I know who's seen it says it's great. 'Apocalypto' earns $14M, resurrects Mel - Yahoo! News: "'Apocalypto,' a Disney release set in the Mayan civilization and told in an obscure Mayan language, opened with $14.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."

Also, you need to remember that it opened on very few screens. And you also need to remember that Mel did it without any major studio backing. So all that money is his.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Actor Jamie Kennedy arrives at an awards ceremony in Burbank, California wearing a pair of women's panties on his head and holding up a sign that reads: "I found Britteny's Panties". Pop princess Britney Spears has spoken out about a string of recent photos showing her partying minus her underwear, admitting that she had probably taken her new-found freedom "too far"(AFP/Getty Images/File/Jamie Kennedy)

He was charged with several tax related crimes. E! News - Snipes Surrenders to Feds - Wesley Snipes: "Snipes flew into his hometown of Orlando on a private jet and voluntarily turned himself in, according to the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa. Around 9:30 a.m. local time, he was escorted by U.S. marshals and a prosecutor into federal court in Ocala for arraignment."

Madonna better wake up. One member of her large entourage/staff is trying to reveal details of her private life to a newspaper. The whistleblower's partner has overstayed a visa here and the couple need some quick cash to disappear abroad, hence the plan.------------------

For some reason we still have a Royal Variety Show. Know the inside story before it is on BBC next Tuesday:

* Ken Dodd smelt strongly of TCP. Prince Charles was the only person in the theatre who laughed during his act.

* Renee Zellwegger pulled out of the show with only two hours notice, claiming she couldn't get a dress in time. Emily Watson was offered as an alternative by her embarrassed Publicist.

* Rod Stewart wrote graffiti on his dressing room wall, "Rock clubs love this sort of thing". (It was at the Coliseum, home of the English National Opera.)

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Once upon a time fans used to hide in pop stars' dressing rooms or have sex with their roadies to get close to them. The internet's spoiled everything. It's all about hacking into your idol's email and phone now.

Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this week charged with hacking into Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts. She used the information to make telephone threats to Bennington's wife and put copies of his intercepted personal messages and email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd built in her bedroom.

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Spice Girls Reunited?

Almost exactly 10 years ago the Spice Girls' debut album entered the charts for an incredible 72 weeks and 2 become 1 was about to be their third huge number one single. Posh, Baby, Scary and Ginger may still be all over the celebrity magazines but what a difference a decade makes in terms of why we're interested in them.

Geri - baby (she had to scrap her greatest hits album). Mel B - vessel for Eddie Murphy's seemingly unwanted eighth child) Victoria - how weird can her breasts look?) Emma at least is currently on TV and in the charts but even her success is tainted. Her stint on Strictly Comes Dancing looks set to end this weekend and her somewhat self-funded album will enter the charts at about number 60.

All this means - a reunited Spice Girls in the Diana Concert next summer! Get your money on it now.

He only did it because not enough people were paying attention to him.

For his next trick he'll appear with Kramer in Mel Gibson's next movie.

Andy Dick apologizes for racial slur - Yahoo! News: "'I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,' said the statement, which was provided to the Los Angeles Times. 'In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark.'"