18 March, 2012

This was the maid of honour's 'speech' at my brother's wedding. It was actually a song that turned into a whole bridesmaid fiesta! To the tune of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream.

[V1]They met at church when he just hit pubertyAnd she was wearing her little red beanieThis is the start of their epic love storyOooOOooh!He tried to win her playing the best friend cardBut it was harder than rapping to 8 MileShe wasn't ready for your bushman charms—or the farm!

[Pre-Chorus1]Oh poor Josh—took her 7 yearsTo see you were the tops!What's the deal with chicks these days? I dunno.Just blame Paula & Craig!

[Ch 1]CecilyWas Josh's one and onlyTeenage dreamOne time he drank too much and licked her feetThat's what you do when you're young and in love, you're young and in love.

His heart brokeWhen she told him that he wasn't her blokeShe wouldn't even send a Facebook pokeBut he kept tryin' and that's no joke no that's no joke

[V2]And so one day while watching a DVDShe turned to him & said 'I've been real douchey,'I couldn't see that you were the one for me.'OoohOOOhoooh!Now take my hand and we'll be camping buddiesWe'll storm the farm and shoot every living thingYou be my prince and I'll be PrincecilyOooohOOOhoooh!

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