Rubio Accused of Being a CIA Operative

He’s a sitting US Senator, husband, father of four, Miami Dolphin fanatic, and a big fan of The Outback Steakhouse, but is Marco Rubio also a CIA operative?

According to bird whisperer Nicholas Maduro’s Venezuelan government, Rubio is working alongside the Central Intelligence Agency to help topple the regime in the days leading up to that country’s all-but rigged national elections.

The name is Rubio, Marco Rubio.

In a statement to reporters, Venezuelan Embassy boss Carlos Ron laughably said that Rubio and the CIA were trying to “divide” that government and country by calling for more economic sanctions to be levied on individuals within the Maduro government.

Rubio, who has without a doubt been the proverbial thumb in Maduro’s eye, has taken his anti-Castro, anti-Chavez and Maduro message to the streets in Miami, garnering immense support from not just the Cuban community, but from Colombians, Ecuadorians, and Venezuelans.

“This is only the beginning for Maduro and those empowering him to destroy democracy and abuse the Venezuelan people…More sanctions await should Maduro move forward with Sunday’s fraudulent vote.”-Rubio to the Miami Herald

Apparently Ron, Maduro and others from their ilk, believe that their repressive and murderous tactics against the Venezuelan people is acceptable.

Rubio tweeted out this threat:

Today will be a bad day for 13 enablers of @NicolasMaduro effort to destroy democracy in Venezuela & more actions will follow