Paging Darrell Swanson…

I worked for you at the now-closed Golden Corral in Beeville, Texas from 1995-1996. You were married and had five kids. Oldest child was a teenaged son whose first name began with an M. If I remember right, you were about 5’8”, very stocky and had a moustache. Despite your dark hair and medium complexion, you were of Swedish descent. Last I heard, you had moved to Georgia.

There’s a very important question I need to ask you, regarding a bizarre story you once told me. If you’re reading this, drop me a line at richardzowie@gmail.com so that I can validate that you’re the same Mr. Swanson I used to work for.