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Last week on Shakes,,opps BAVIVOR our attention deficit posting whores were dropped off on a remote location (sound stage in the back lot of paramount pictures). Our host AYAK (still looking along with O.J for Salmon Rushdie and the “Real Killers”) introduced us to the the two tribes.

First, we’ll start with the ArrogantAussie tribe.....

Sleeeve: token “not as smart as he thinks he is” guyDalton: over-opinionated, over-caffeine-inated, token conflict seekerOutfrontGirl: smart, crafty and quiet, but most likely a ticking time bomb Skierdude: paint-sniffing, video game playing non-conformistSurvivorDawg: army geek, ornery and loving itSurvivorist: token “just here to make friends cause I don’t have any already” loserDangerkitty: token flirt, will take top off with slightest of urgingSurvivorchick: token “as gay as the day is long” same sex marriage lovin freak

now, on to the other tribe, the BorneoBores....

IceCat: token “I’m a computer geek, but I try and look like I’m not” poserGeorge Tirebiter: has three acid flashbacks by lunchRudyRules: token “I’m old, but I’m nice” guySuperman: eye candy, heavy on the brawn, hold the brainItzLisa: token “over-emotional, bi-polar, melodramatic” wack jobMon Cherie: slutDesertRhino scores a ten for handiness and a zero for social grace, a powder kegVampkira: slut part deux, but has a dark side..in other words, never let her tie you up

Last week in a surprise vote Desert Rhino was de-tusked and “booted” from the show. No big loss, except for the mucus on camera three. (the damages will be deducted from DR’s measly check).

DAY 4

AYAK, “ In true Shakesvivor Fashion” BA, “ CUT!!!, “Paul, umm, ,new sponsors dude!!”AYAK, “ In true BAVIVOR Fashion, our two teams explored their own interpersonal dynamics, worked somewhat as a team, and new lasting friendships were developed”BA, “CUT!!, Paul, if you are going to wear that ridiculous toupee, at least don’t attempt a comb-over “ MAKEUP!!!”

Scene 1 take 3…Que AYAK… Action

AYAK, “ In true BAVIVOR Fashion, our two teams explored their own interpersonal dynamics, worked somewhat as a team, and new lasting friendships were developed. The BornoBbores are down one member with the overwhelming boot of Desert Rhino. The ArrogantAussies seem complacent and content.”

BorneoBores Camp

As BA sits in the comfort and safety of his executive trailer, the camera pans down to watch the sleeping and mating habits of these strange creatures. It appears that several of these “members” have huddled together for warmth, affection and Superglue. We see Superman dressed in his “S” Under-Roos, stuck to a Caped upside down creature we suspect is Vampkira. GT is in a upright fetal position with her head tucked between her knees, ( Janice Joplin style). Mon Cherie & Itzlisa dressed in matching purple Satin Victoria Secrets catalog page 127 item # 890003 attire, sleep comfortably in the corner. Icecat, alone, in a white tank top (with pocket protector) and plaid Boxers, is feverishly typing away on an imaginary keyboard. It appears that Icecat is Sleep-typing.

The camera crew slowly and with caution get closer to the habitat. Strange sounds are emanating from this group, but all we can make out is GT’s “turrets syndrome” expletives. These creatures finally notice our BAVIVOR camera crew and attempt to act natural. GT smiles, then kicks Icecat. IC wakes to see camera four panning up and down his frail body to expose his “Morning Wood”. Itzlisa and Mon Cherie will not let this camera time pass them by and immediately jump up to start there Morning Jane Fonda Work-out. IC excuses himself to find the nearest tree to elevate his “problem”. Supe attempting to stand up struggles to get to his feet, because of the permanently attached VK.

Supe, “ ah, VK, wake up!!Itzlisa, “ Hello Super Sexy, want to join us?Mon Cherie. “ I was thinking about you all last night”Supe, “ Hey were is Survivorist?GT, “ not sure he was here last nightItzlisa, “ Hope he is ok”

From the distance they spot Survivorist ambling towards the camp with his arms full.

Supe, “S-rist need a hand”S-rist “ Nope, you just want to take credit for my discovery”Itzlisa, “S-rist is that coffee and donuts?VK perks up, and does a triple axle dismount with a 3.4 degree of difficulty off Superman, “S-rist, you are my hero!! S-rist, ‘aw shucks”GT, “ Hand it over, punk, you don’t want to know me til I get my first 12 cups in the morning.

The Bornoboro sit down to their coffee clutch, and devours their new acquisitions.

Survivorist to camera 2, “ I think I earned a lot of brownie points today, this should keep me in the game for a few days. Maybe even get me laid. Tonight I will hunt some snipe, I hear there are plenty in these parts.

ArrogantAussie Camp

There was no rest for these wicked whores, Sleeve kept everyone awake with stories of his summer “band camp trips”. Survivordawg apparently wrote a letter of resignation and walked out on the production. Outfrontgirl, continued to “baby sit” Skierdude, while RudyRules and Dalton continued their debate on “Why the Civil war was neither Civil nor a war” . Survivorchick, apparently in a shock coma from this whole endeavor has neither moved nor said a word since yesterday.

Sleeve, “And then one time at Band camp, I …Dalton, “ Dalton says, if you don’t shut the hell up, I will plant this size 7 upside your head.Rudyrules, “ Eh, give us a Break Eh,”Skierdude, “ Can I have Captain Crunch for breakfast?Outfrontgirl, “maybe SD, Hush up now, your parents will be here to pick you up soon”Skierdude, ” But mommy said..Dalton performing a turning round house kick, nailed SD, thankfully the standing coma known as Survivorchick broke Sd’s fall.OutfrontGirl, “ hey there was no need for that?Dalton, “ you want some little girl?Dangerkitty, “ can’t we all just get along”

Sleeve deciding that he was next in Dalton’s wrath went in search of tree mail.

Sleeve, “ Hey guys, Look, we have Mail!!Dalton, “where is the computer, How did you log on? I need to check my mail”Rudyrules, “ I think he means Tree MailDalton, “ um, I knew that”OutfrontGirl, “ what’s it say Sleeve”

Sleeve Reads: Sam I am I do not like green Eggs and Ham Reward challenge you will be play Rhyme some words for treats today!

Outfrontgirl, “ I don’t understand”Rudyrules, “ EH?Dangerkitty, “why do we have to Rhyme, I hate that!!

Meanwhile back at the Borneo Camp

VK, “Supe, did you check the tree mail”Super, “nah, S-rist ran off to get it”GT, “he is a little go getter isn’t he”Supe, “we will keep him around as our cabana boy.VK & GT “ ROFLMAO”Supe,” ROLFMAO, what does that mean?VK, “Nevermind, got any more glue?

Survivorist rushes back to the camp with the tree mail. Itzlisa and Mon cherie finished their erotic erobics and gather next to the other for the reading of the mail.

Survivorist reads: For this reward challenge Each member must pair up with the opposite sex and..

Icecat grabs the letter from S-rist, “ No it Doesn’t it says: Sam I am I do not like green Eggs and Ham Reward challenge you will be play Rhyme some words for treats today!

The two tribes stroll down to the Reward challenge site. Ayak is dressed in a Dr. Suess Cat in the Hat outfit and announces to the tribes, “ Hello everyone, I hope you got plenty of rest, today’s reward challenge is for Johnson & Johnson Hygiene Products. (Please use them) As you can hopefully guess from the tree mail and this um outfit, the challenge will be to Rhyme the words that will be presented. Each team has selected the order of their group. Are you ready.

Sleeve talking to camera 4, “ that was so un-cool, they tricked me, I am not a virgin, I have had plenty of sex, even with other people.”

DAY 5

Nothing eventful happened at either camp except that Skierdude and Survivorchick woke up so to save time and money just watch the events as the unfold in our fast forward speed. (you know like the x-rated movies…no plot to uncover). STOP!!

DAY 6

AYAK, “ Today’s Immunity challenge is sponsored by BA’s website http// www.hokiehaters.com , What is a Hokie you ask, well think of a Hokie as a red neck, click on to the site, play the free download game and buy the book, it’s worth it.”BA, “ CUT!!..Paul, a little more enthusiasm please..remember who cuts the checks around here.”AyaK, “ Click today…AyaK “ In today’s challenge, for the all important immunity, both teams must build a device and make smoke signals that can be seen from a distance of 50 yards”

GT, “ I can build a mean Bong”Supe, “um, I don’t think that is what they mean, but what the hell”

AYAK , “Both teams ready, GO!!

BornoBores:Icecat,” If you factor in the aeronautical pressure point of the vector circumferences, and multiply the..GT, “ Supe, get me that bamboo pole over there”

ArrogantAussies:

RudyRules, “ EH we need to make a fire…Gather wood, Eh”Dalton, “ Dalton thinks he’s right…Did I just agree with him..damm”The AA tribe searches for wood..Dangerkitty brings back some bark.

GT, Pulls out her private Stash and Loads up the 10 foot SUPERPOLE 2001!!!

Supe Lights the opposite end and GT enhales….

After holding it for 2 minutes to make sure the Buzz hits and that only enough smoke is released, GT lets out a Twenty Foot smoke ring that rises in the air. GT” “Light me again Supe”GT lets out three more quick puffs.GT, “ Finished.."From the distance a twenty foot Happy Face smoke ring appears in the sky.

AyaK:, “I never would have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes, BornoBores WIN!!

GT passes out with the immunity idol in her hands.

Back at the AA Camp, the tension mounts as private clicks form to choose a Bootee!!

Sleeve, “ Dalton, RudyRules, OutfrontGirl, I think we should form an Alliance”Dalton, “ Dalton does as Dalton sees Fit”RudyRules, “ EH”OutfrontGirl, “ I think we should boot Survivorchick, she has been in a coma since she got here”Dalton, RR, Sleeve, “ Agreed, She is dead weight”

The long trek to Tribal council:

AyaK, “ This is always the toughest part about ShakesVivor..BA, “ CUT!!!…AyaK, “ Dude, the cue card are messed up”

Scene 18 take 2

Ayak, “ This is always the toughest part of BAVivor, each of you have been here 6 days. You all have had a chance to get to know each other and work together as a team. Survivorchick, what do you think about this vote tonight?”Survivorchick Back in a Coma “ Snore!!”Ayak “ Outfrontgirl, you seem to have taken on a unique role with Skierdude?OutfrontGirl, “He’s like 13, his parents dropped him off, I guess they thought this was Clown camp.AyaK , “Skierdude, what have you liked about this place so far?Skierdude (Blushing), “ well, um Outfrontgirl has nice bumpy bits!Ayak, “ well that’s a given, it’s time to vote..

The ArrogantAussies stumble up the wheelchair ramp and place their votes.

Ayak, “ Well the votes are in, it has been a long week, many have done extraordinary things while here at Bavivor, I would like to”BA “ CUT!! Paul, Just read the damm votes already, this is getting old”AyaK, “ The first vote SuvivorchickNext SkierdudeNext DaltonNext SkierdudeNext SurvivorchickNext SkierDude that’s enough votes, Skierdude the tribe has spoken!!

Skierdude, “Can someone call my Mom to pick me Up?.

Stay tuned for the next episode of BAVivor, Renamed SuperVivor!!! It’s a Top Ten …

OMG! OMG! OMG! BA!!! This is FUKKIN AWESOME!!! I am going to edit this post.. and put in all the things that made me ROTF&LMAO!!!! (Hell.. that would be all of it!! But dman!! I have a lot more comments to make! But I just HAD to get this up now.. to tell you I am in AWE... *big hug*

OK.. going to post this then edit it...

EDIT>>Icecat, alone, in a white tank top (with pocket protector) and plaid Boxers, is feverishly typing away on an imaginary keyboard. It appears that Icecat is Sleep-typing.<<

**Oh my goodness!!! LMAO!

>>Strange sounds are emanating from this group, but all we can make out is GT’s “turrets syndrome” expletives. These creatures finally notice our BAVIVOR camera crew and attempt to act natural. GT smiles, then kicks Icecat. IC wakes to see camera four panning up and down his frail body to expose his “Morning Wood”. Itzlisa and Mon Cherie will not let this camera time pass them by and immediately jump up to start there Morning Jane Fonda Work-out. IC excuses himself to find the nearest tree to elevate his “problem”. Supe attempting to stand up struggles to get to his feet, because of the permanently attached VK.<<

**Ohhhh! I can't take it!!! LLMMAAOO!! These images are TOO funny. BA you have captured our "exaggerated" board personalities more than I could have ever dreamed!!! OMG, we are PEOPLE!! LMAO!! Funny, freaky ass people!!

>>Supe, “S-rist need a hand”S-rist “ Nope, you just want to take credit for my discovery”Itzlisa, “S-rist is that coffee and donuts?VK perks up, and does a triple axle dismount with a 3.4 degree of difficulty off Superman, “S-rist, you are my hero!! S-rist, ‘aw shucks”GT, “ Hand it over, punk, you don’t want to know me til I get my first 12 cups in the morning.<<

**There you go again!! The images this creates!!

>>Survivordawg apparently wrote a letter of resignation and walked out on the production.<<

** What a respectful exit. *hugs BA*

>>Sleeve, “And then one time at Band camp, I …Dalton, “ Dalton says, if you don’t shut the hell up, I will plant this size 7 upside your head.Rudyrules, “ Eh, give us a Break Eh,”Skierdude, “ Can I have Captain Crunch for breakfast?Outfrontgirl, “maybe SD, Hush up now, your parents will be here to pick you up soon”Skierdude, ” But mommy said..Dalton performing a turning round house kick, nailed SD, thankfully the standing coma known as Survivorchick broke Sd’s fall.OutfrontGirl, “ hey there was no need for that?Dalton, “ you want some little girl?Dangerkitty, “ can’t we all just get along”<<

**Once again... the personalities captured!!!

>>VK, “Supe, did you check the tree mail”Super, “nah, S-rist ran off to get it”GT, “he is a little go getter isn’t he”Supe, “we will keep him around as our cabana boy.VK & GT “ ROFLMAO”Supe,” ROLFMAO, what does that mean?VK, “Nevermind, got any more glue?<<

**OK!! I han hardly stand this one!! My sides are hurting!!! I am LITERALLY ROTFLMAO!!And this is like the TENTH time I have read it!!! Help me offa the floor, ya Hokie Hater, wouldja???

>>Ayak is dressed in a Dr. Suess Cat in the Hat outfit<<

**Buwwwaaahhh! Hey AK!! "loooookin'gooood!!" ( I don't know why, but when I read that, Freddie Printz (sp?) as "Chico" from "Chico and the Man" came to mind... anyone remember that???)

>>Sleeve talking to camera 4, “ that was so un-cool, they tricked me, I am not a virgin, I have had plenty of sex, even with other people.”<<

**are just TOO damned funny!!!! Poor triple EEEE man.. LOL

>>After holding it for 2 minutes to make sure the Buzz hits and that only enough smoke is released, GT lets out a Twenty Foot smoke ring that rises in the air. GT” “Light me again Supe”GT lets out three more quick puffs.GT, “ Finished.."From the distance a twenty foot Happy Face smoke ring appears in the sky.

GT passes out with the immunity idol in her hands.<<

**OMG BadAs!!!! Oh sheeeeeeet! That is killing me as well.. I can actually see GT.. Oh my.. I don't know if I will recover.. You are going to be held accountable for my permenant laugh lines, Mister!!!!

>> tonight?”Survivorchick Back in a Coma “ Snore!!”Ayak “ Outfrontgirl, you seem to have taken on a unique role with Skierdude?OutfrontGirl, “He’s like 13, his parents dropped him off, I guess they thought this was Clown camp.AyaK , “Skierdude, what have you liked about this place so far?Skierdude (Blushing), “ well, um Outfrontgirl has nice bumpy bits!Ayak, “ well that’s a given, it’s time to vote..<<

**OXYGEN!!!! STAT!!! lolol

>>Skierdude, “Can someone call my Mom to pick me Up?.<<

**Awww.. you gotta feel for the poor dude... What will OFG do without him?????

>>Stay tuned for the next episode of BAVivor, Renamed SuperVivor!!! It’s a Top Ten …<<

OMG! Supesvivor!! Will he be UP (ko-ching) for the challenge after this brilliance?? Oh I hope so!!(Do you hear me Superman?? What I REALLY meant by that was... GET YOUR ASS BUSY ON EP 3!!! *wink*)

I LOOOOVE the road this is taking... people taking turns writing Eps.. This was truly a masterpiece BA... I can't say enough how much I enjoyed it!! Hell I enjoyed it SO much.. I'll do this for ya!!

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

(QUICK, EVERYONE, TO THE VOTING THREAD BEFORE THE FINAL GETS TALLIED!!!)

>Last week in a surprise vote Desert Rhino was de-tusked and “booted” from the show. No big loss, except for the mucus on camera three. (the damages will be deducted from DR’s measly check). *** ROFLMAO!!!! Nice visual!

>We see Superman dressed in his “S” Under-Roos, stuck to a Caped upside down creature we suspect is Vampkira. *** An even better visual!

>Survivordawg apparently wrote a letter of resignation and walked out on the production.*** Good! Done! Movin' on to other things, LOL!!!

>Rudyrules, “ Eh, give us a Break Eh,” *** Hee hee! Such a nice Canadian boy!

>Supe, “we will keep him around as our cabana boy. *** Woo hoo!!! YEAH, BABY!!!! You just hush your mouth, boy, bend over and look pretty!

>GT lets out three more quick puffs. GT, “ Finished.." From the distance a twenty foot Happy Face smoke ring appears in the sky. *** Hey! Just like the Pagong distress signal!!! (But I swear it was GT's idea!)

>SkierDude that’s enough votes, Skierdude the tribe has spoken!! *** Can't wait to hear what Outfrontgirl has to say about this! (and just OFG - no one else! Certainly not Skierdude, just OFG of course! )

Excellent Episode. I loved it... but one question... who replaced *censored under the Dawg non-concensual rule*... I mean shouldn't we have at least voted him out... instead, he's lurking in our camp!!! That's a little scary...

>sleeeevie--there IS much to be explained, >and I believe Ep. 3 >will offer much in the >way of explanation. . . >too many loose threads to >ignore them all. >I've passed along to OFG (who will be writing Ep3) a plotline that will answer the most burning question of all: who will replace SD?

On a side note, I'd really like to see non-cast members step up to the plate to write episodes. It'll give those who aren't a part of the contestant fun a chance to be part of the *.vivor fun, no? And hey, who wouldn't want to see what Leif or Pendragon (among so many others) would do with this crew? The more people who get involved, the more it truly becomes a community effort, instead of one clown's ego trip (as more than a few people had previously kvetched).

EDITED because I hadn't yet seen the schedule thread for writing of upcoming episodes.

SherpaDave, the cast members want a chance to defend themselves as well!

I have the schedule posted in another thread, but I have you scheduled to write E5 -- OFG is doing E3, Supe (I presume) will do E4, ICB will do E6, and then I had planned for either Supe or I to write E7. Depending on volunteers, we'll assign the rest of the episodes soon.

Aarghh! You guys are moving to fast for me! My head hurts from playing "Impersonator" (evil game) in the bar into the wee hours.As I was replying to Sleeeeve (at bottom of main thread), you posted, Sherpa, and Aya K. Meanwhile I had just said Dawg was kaput without a replacement. Did someone (GT) advise getting on the same page? I'm one behind at any given moment.

(Sherpa, I went and read your email and I'll reply ASAP.)

Meanwhile, I posted on Kismet's Eye-in-Sky thread regarding applicants for writing episodes, and I paste it here for good measure:Ladies, you will note the parade of talent in the list above (not including my humble self), and yet--is there not the usual thing amiss--you know what I mean--the Almost-all Great Male Author list with a Token Female? Surely someone wants to volunteer to add some estrogen to the mix? Think of it, by Episode 8 and up, you'll have real power over the outcome. Sorry, that sounded like a Jerri-trip. Think of it more as a Lis staying late in the game kind of challenge.

Coming attraction: "THE SAME PAGE" or "Where Was I When They Turned On the Lights?"--a collaborative fiction by the SBlows Off-Topic Community

It was pretty damn funny BA - but what's with all this "Chick's in a coma" bullsh!t? I get two votes at TC and still NO FACETIME!In my contract, it specifically specified a minimum of 5 minutes of facetime and 5 lines per episode until I'm voted off. This is crap! You can bet your BadAs that I'll be sueing!!!!

Since Kismet isn't on this show, I'm the only one here with perky breasts. It would be in YOUR best interest (think RATINGS) to show a little bit more of the most beautiful woman on the soundstage.

"IC wakes to see camera four panning up and down his frail body to expose his “Morning Wood”. Itzlisa and Mon Cherie will not let this camera time pass them by and immediately jump up to start there Morning Jane Fonda Work-out. IC excuses himself to find the nearest tree to ELEVATE his “problem”.

I think his "problem" was already ELEVATED. After he used the nearest tree, his "problem" was more likely ALLEVIATED.

Must be that damned clown's dictionary he left behind.

Remember: Little dogs go to big trees to ELEVATE their leg to ALLEVIATE their problem.

Bad As--That was great! We needed that fix!Thanks to all those who already copied the great bits and LOL'd. I'm with you.

I'll miss my Skier pal though...Then again, I've spent more time in my life dealing with teen-age boys than I can bear to recall, so maybe I can get on with my own part in the game now. <Sulks because she didn't get to spoil anything this time, just got stuck babysitting>

NOTE to Sleeeve and everyone concerned about a certain loose end--As I understand it, the *non-consensual rule* will be strictly enforced at the request of our benevolent dictator. In other words: he (the canine in question) ain't lurking; he ain't coming back; he ain't getting mentioned in Ep 3. That's a wrap on the whole unfortunate brouhaha.

The AA's have been Skupined and don't even have a hero figure to unite them, and that's how it goes here in Tinseltown. In the words of Scerri: "nothing about this game is fair."

But have we seen the last of Shakes Burnett? Stay tuned...

Edited to say that "nothing I say at the moment is not subject to change"--due to the rapidfire exchanges going on at present between the studio head and the writers.

One thing I didn't like about BA's effort is that it came without warning--no spoiling possibilities! Where were the vid caps? the speculation? the behind-the-scenes conspiracies?

For my part, I can at least show the winning device--I knew the case of Dr. Bronners would come in handy! (I'm assuming that sharing this doesn't conflict, as the episode IS history now.)

Boy, isn't she a thing of beauty?! I'm thinking of auctioning it on eBay after the series, to benefit charity--except that the only one likely to be interested would be Woody Harrelson and his legalization front. . .

Gorgeous craftsmanship and American ingenuity, George.Graffix can eat their heart out.

Here's my little effort I started on about 3 weeks ago, which Pendragon was able to animate for me, and I thank him! Originally it was to part of my new sig pic but now it stands alone. It needs a caption I think.

The juxtaposed scenes show the two environments that make up Shakesvivor, I mean Blowsvivor. The flight of the roo symbolizes the whores' revolt and liberation...(Don't you hate it when people explain what images mean? Jeez, it means whatever it might mean to whomever or nothing at all.)

Now keep in mind.. I am NO good at this.. But when I read your post... this came to mind.

"in every life, a little rain must fall,But when the Whores take over, the trees stand tall"

Ack!! That bit the big one! LMAO! I almost deleted this and said "fuggetaboudit".. but.. 'eh.. what the heck.. One step closer to finding out what 2000 DAW's may bring. w.l.s.f.c. Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

>Gorgeous craftsmanship and American ingenuity, George.Suddenly struck me as odd. . . what does it mean when we keep trading arse-kissing with competing tribe members?

Certainly, this mutual admiration society holds ramifications for post-merger shenanigans. . . to say nothing of other alliances that may have already cropped up. . .

And I don't know about captions, but in my family, that appears to fit in with the concept of "blowing the stink off." (But you know what? the little bugger can't seem to make up his mind! All that frantic waffling is starting to give me a headache! )

lol@Vamps 2000. Right, she's on the other tribe too.GT, the original concept didn't waffle.I just had 3 stationary clips of the roo: 1) in the rain, 2)jumping up and poised on the border, making a break for it;3) free at last under a palm tree. 4) For awhile I had a 4th roo breaking free of the second environment and heading off the page.

Pen added the animation as a challenge, and probably didn't think that it made this roo a decided backslider.You will notice it's always looking back over its shoulder, but that's merely fear of being dragged back to the rainy season...Can you make it hold still so it doesn't give you a headache?(That's right, blame the poor gif after all that bong-smoking.)

Not bad, BadAct, you properly used "an" in the sentence (rating-10) but, in your big hurry to get this written, you forgot the period at the end of the sentence (rating-1)

>>Still the biggest Jerk ever I see<<

Should jerk be capitalized in this sentence, I don't think so (rating-1). Does "ever I see" make any sense, I don't think so (rating-1). Obviously you do not have a working period key on your keyboard, you missed it again at the end of this sentence (rating-1)

>>Get a fricken Life, Loser Leif<<

Yes sir, you missed that dreaded period, again (rating-1). I think the capitalization of life and loser is not called for in this sentence (rating-1).

>>LOL..You always make me smile asswipe<<

BadAct, you missed the period again, shucks (rating-1). You did not have to capitilize "you" in the sentence (rating-1). You really should have put a comma after "smile", in your sentence (rating-1)

I may be an Asswipe but you, my friend, are a friggin (the Canadian spelling of fricken) moron.

I beg to differ, Dalton Voted for Dalton...I know you can't vote for yourself, but Dalton, being Dalton, and using Dalton in the third person, voted for herself because she likes the sound of her own name. In the words of Yogi Berra, "it ain't over til it's over".

The funniest part had to be seeing our Host AyaK wearing his "Cat in the Hat" outfit!!!

If we don't watch out this "fantasy game" show will turn out much like the real Servivor show -----the "loser" contestants will fade back into oblivion while the "Host" gets on People Magazine's "Top 100 Celebrity List" next year!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And another BIG thankx to Typonam for explaining my temporary voting strategy. Now, having voted for myself,I can:

(1) Honestly say to each of my AA Tribemates: "Dalton hasnever written YOUR name on a ballot."

(2) Get one vote against me which MIGHT get me the hell out of this stoopid "contractual obligation" sooner rather than later.

and

(3) Allows me pester the heck out of my individual tribemates by saying: "YOU are the one who voted to have me booted out, aren't you?"

Hey, I can post and BUMP for myself you guys!Isn't it past your bedtime?I'm still waitin to be on that Early Show but Ill fer sure have some stuff to say about how BA treated me like some little kid!Someone mean asked me once on the Spolier page if 10 was my age and I cleared that up. LOL. Not!

By the way, if ya check the vote thread for #2, me and Flying Squirrel were the only 2 that got it right. ROFL!

Maybe you have a reason for allowing this adolescent to stalk you this way, but it's kinda creeping me out. . . Should you maybe change your locks or something? get a restraining order? have some old boyfriends kick the snot out of him?

Or maybe you could just put the liquor out of reach in a high cabinet, so he has less reason to come back. . .

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