Bikini: Alicia Silverstone

As summer starts getting into full gear, we're going to be bathed in a deluge of bikini candids (and if we're only so lucky, some more staged shots of uber-hotties like Heidi Montag! All bow before the sarcasm in my Hump-Day 'Tude!!) which can be a good and a bad thing depending on your tastes in women and your slant towards nostalgia. See, I remember Alicia Silverstone being far hotter when she was younger, thrashing about to Aerosmith, being a pseudo lesbian with Liv Tyler (oh man, you want to talk about the nostalgia factor on a chick, let's start with Liv) and not being the self-righteous vegan-diet-book touting pale and soft fish that she is now. Hell, I thought vegans looked better than this. Or at the very least, the ones that put out diet books about it would be. (Although I've glanced at "her" book and it's not really written by her so much as it has her endorsement stamped on it.)

Eh, not too many people our age (she's one month younger than me) escape their teen years unscathed. Speaking as one of her most ardent admirers back in the day, the remnants of her formally tight, little ass are good enough for me.

Eh, not too many people our age (she's one month younger than me) escape their teen years unscathed. Speaking as one of her most ardent admirers back in the day, the remnants of her formally tight, little ass are good enough for me.