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Unfortunately the best parts of the conversation with the driver where in French. I am experiencing technical difficulties (or maybe putfile is). Here are the first 2 calls to the driver; the third is not uploading anywhere (biger file).

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

Me thinks this lads problems are just starting. Assume that he gives up now he has to get home and then deal with trying to figure out what happened. His panic with Alf's spending probably means he has made promises he will not be able to keep.

It is possible he may not give up yet.

The thing about safari's is all the unexpected experiences.

p.

juju4uMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!

Posted:
Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:00 pm

@5imba I have been looking for a decent detailed map of cameroon for days and have just now found one. I still haven't figured where the heck I would have to drive to to get to the camp; & can't find Korup on a map either. I find the 5imba site useless in this regard... Good job!

Edit: I finally found a decent map & now realize that we have pushed him back toward the Nigerian border. And Oh, I now see the tragic comedy in getting picked up in Yaonde to travel back toward the border to Korup...Brilliant!
www.multimap.com/world/CM

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

Mr Gomer
Are you brain damaged?
What is going on over there.
WHERE IS MY UNCLE AND WHERE IS MY MONEY!!!!!!!
LUCY

_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!!

juju4uMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!

Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:35 am

^ He's plum out of cash, I think... I have just had a chance to listen to that 3rd call again... There's no more money, not even for internet probably, which is supported by something he emailed - Somewhere in this thread. I have forwarded the sound file to your gomer addy.

I still can't seem to upload that 3rd call anywhere - It's mostly french anyways. It's worth hearing the tone of the driver, though, that alone says a lot!

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

Guys, we F$%#@ed him up real bad. It's just that simple. He is strded 4 sure. No more coin for sure.
Hi 5's all around

Basically everything that the driver said supports the fact that the mugu was begging him to keep going, and the driver stayed until he couldn't bear it any more "There was a problem with money, there was no more money to keep going"...

I do know for a fact that he left him in Limbe in the end, so after the driver gave up, there must have been some deal reached to drop him back off in Limbe, for whatever reason, or they backtracked and that just happens to be the place he opened the door and gave him a goodbye-kick. The way he describes "you want micheal, then you go find him in Limbe" is about how I would speak of a useless corpse in Limbe.

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

600 miles, wow, that far from the border.
So it can go two ways from here:
1) He begs, borrows, steals, whatever and starts emailing again.
2) He returns home and we get some angry emails
3) We never hear from him again... But that solution is not exeptable to me When he gets home he starts talking again to the other bait I started with him.

Either way we are due some feedback for our hard work as vacation organizers!

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

I think it might be time for mr gomer to make an appearance. when he gets back online he will see that mr gomer made the shuttle and collected the money.
sent to the ladand mr Alf

Quote:

Attn Mr Alf
This is Mr Michael
I hav reach driver of bus now ok
please how much money you hav left?
We are coming now to camp
sorry for being mix up before
once we have money you winnings will be sent to you acount
Mr Michael

_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!!

Last edited by Master on Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:39 am; edited 1 time in total

juju4uMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!

Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:37 am

^I don't see why not. After all he is a true believer in Mr. Gomer

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

the lad will have the mail also (harrygomer1 that is)
I guess we will have to go down this path now.

you could send that email before you realised that mr michael had found the shuttle

_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!!

juju4uMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!

Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:31 pm

{harygomer1,mrmicheal,mrpeterson,fbi,atmsenatehouse,tinamike} = LAD

@Dr W- I jumped in this a.m. & sent a message from Alf's box, hope thats ok. The lad has in the past responded very well to this sort of email, acting like an idiot and asking what to do, while creating panic : (sent this reply to both gomers)

Quote:

Thank for your mails I am tasered end confuzed. how do you now were i am end abut the shutler. the oter mr gomer sent a man mr micheal to mete me in cameroon, but the men had som prublems end than went of to play nevur came i am stil waitin fur him end fur mor wiskey end newzpaper

your man never arivaled either so why you sey hes comin? did the oter gomer aks you to send a man becaus micheal is nut comin? i have 90000 cash but im nut suposed to giv it to you becaus you ar a haka.

aslo, how is that you know mr hans vanbuerger?? why does he want to come asol?

Let's give him some hope: (to micheal)

Quote:

gudday micheal. i spent last nite on phone with your driver. i know what hapened. its all bean a big misunderstanding you went to Kumba end to Buea, but thats nut wer we at we at Korip natl forest. You are in Limbe, ok we get you.

can you check mails? can you get a phone nimber? can you pick fur me a case wisky on way in?

(to gomer1):

Quote:

i wuz nut able to cal at that time i am sory but i was to drunker to pick mails. its ok hes in limbe end in goud heath. we get him there ok. tell him to pick one case wisky fur me ok.

we hav a biger prublem then this! gomer the oter knows were i am di dyou tel him? his working wit you knows? i hav bean trin to call you. aslo hans says hes comin.

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

Last edited by juju4u on Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:08 am; edited 1 time in total

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Posted:
Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:49 pm

Thumbs up for a real funny safari!
I sure hope you hear something from him.

@juju4u - Why don't you try www.4shared.com for the third large audio file? You can upload up to 100mb per file. Or how about youtube.com?
I'd like to have a French speaking member translate it for us. It could be quite funny.

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

I think I understood this... If you want micheal take the road between Kumba & Limbe, you will find him there, he is waiting for you there... Then he says he is at Limbe, go get him there... I don't know if he's on the side of the road or in Limbe.

He may have decided to return to Douala (probably the driver's home town) from Kumba. He would have to take the N8 south to a little unnmaed cut-over road (south) just above Buea that then ties in to the N3 West to Douala. Not wanting to make the detoure around Tiko on the N8, the driver would have droped the mugu off on the side of the N8 to walk or hitch down to Limbe. For whatever reason our lad presumably wants to go to Limbe (maybe to catch a boat to Nigeria)

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

_________________you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure

For whatever reason our lad presumably wants to go to Limbe (maybe to catch a boat to Nigeria)

That is exactly what I have been thinking.

I know I said before that I thought that two mugus had travelled from Nigeria by car, but I was basing that on Mr Gomer and Mr Michaels being two individuals.

I think we are quite confident now that they are one of the same person, and this would explain a lot.

The day before mugu set off on his travels, his Lagos IP changed.
I believe thats because he was actually travelling across Nigeria to reach Calabar, where he could catch the ferry to Limbe in Cameroon.

If his point of entry to Cameroon was Limbe, this would explain why he originally wanted to be collected from Douala.

Of course those plans went up in smoke, so he would have had to hire a car and driver to take him to Yaounde at a cost of 65,000cfa per day.

Sadly, for mugu his plans fell apart again in Yaounde, he was stranded overnight, and had to get the driver to take him all the way back to Douala. Costing him another 65,000cfa

So mugu is kicked out of the car somewhere in the Limbe/Buea area without a pot to piss in.
Maybe he doesn't have any money left because of the debt he had to settle to the driver, and maybe he doesn't have a return ticket for the ferry back to Nigeria, because he expected to collect a huge sum from his victim and would have travelled home in style.

Even if he does manage to board the ferry, that will only get him as far as Calabar in Nigeria, but he still has to walk hundreds of miles to reach Lagos........

All things considered, I don't expect this mugu to be booking next years vacation at SSC....

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