Hipster Start-Up Trading on Totally Hilarious Hipster Jokes, Prizes

Jobs report got you down? The San Francisco start-up Hipster, which is really called Hipster, is hiring! We know, it's on the wrong side of the country, but if you refer someone who they go on to hire, they will reward you with the things necessary to be a hipster: a year's worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon (hipster beer), skinny jeans (hipster clothes) and $10,000 (average hipster salary). "Yes, we ARE being absolutely serious about this," the company writes. "We're looking for entrepreneurs, not employees -- individuals who are self-motivated and eager to make a big impact." We're not sure what this company does, but get excited because it's "coming soon."