Remains of the Day: A Few New Heroes

Lindsay Lohan preferred to party with Steve-O, rather than go to the memorial service for the man she called “the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years.” I guess that would make Steve-O like a funny uncle to her? [CW]

Britney Spears’ fragrance line isn’t selling as well as it used to.
Apparently, smelling like a bald crackhead isn’t very appealing to
consumers. [SOW]

Jessica Simpson recently did a very good deed; Simpson gave a new 8-passenger van to an orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. [WWTDD]

What’s up with celebrities trying to market their own hot sauce? [Stereogum]

Today marks the 20th anniversary of Andy Warhol’s death from a sudden heart attack. Website Towleroad honored the artist by remembering a few of his memorable quotes regarding death and dying. [Towleroad]