I Will Never Be This Cool

I love how he came off as a great comedian, but ended up doing one of the most impressive and original juggling tricks I've ever seen.

Who would've thought that not juggling could be so funny. I always thought it was a trick used by creepy old men to lure kids closer to their Astro Vans. I don't know what it is, but he just seems to give a me a genuine happiness for life and laughter.

Breaking up is no easy task. Whether you do it through text message, in person, or by slashing their tire and putting an ice pick through their windshield...

This is what happens when you let your dog watch too many cartoons. Next thing you know, he's belting out the Batman theme song and humiliating you in front of girls you fantasize about having sexual intercourse with. Damn you pug, damn you!