Saturday, January 18, 2014

The ongoing investigation into New Jersey
Governor Chris Christie’s involvement in restricting Fort Lee residents’ access
to the George Washington Bridge may be affecting his popularity among some of
his Garden State constituents.

One of his former supporters, Nicky “Nads”
Nutella offered his take on the controversy “It woulda been beautiful. I mean
freakin’ beautiful. A real Jersey wise guy in the White House, I mean, one of
us, in the freakin’ White House. Can you imagine? It woulda been freakin’
beautiful.”

Nutella continued “Yea, but now I’m not so
sure, ya know. It’s like this thing Sister Marie Theresa used to tell us when
we was kids, just make sure it’s worth it before ya pull this kinda shit in the
first place. She told us that all the time. In fact I still got a mark over
here from that one time she told us.

So now everybody
wants to know what he knew. Did he know? How would I know? What I do know is
that the big guy always knows. My uncle Carmine taught me that. So if he didn’t
know what he was supposed to know, maybe he’s not the big guy we thought we
knew. Ya know?”