Bill and Hillary Are So Broke After Leaving the White House, They Can’t Afford a Bigger Hamptons Summer Home

You may mock Hillary Clinton’s protestations of poverty when asked about her huge speaking fees. You may laugh and say she’s out of touch for delivering quotes like this, about the Clintons’ life after Bill left office:

“We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea’s education.”

This ought to wipe that greasy smirk off your face, you idiot. Just look at the squalid little shack where they were forced to spend last summer:

Not so smug now, eh, wingnut?

Bill and Hillary have struggled for the bare necessities their whole lives. They’ve been reduced to these circumstances by you miserable VRWC hostage-takers. Now you’re trying to use it to keep her out of her rightful place: back in the White House.