Yesterday I caught up on sleep.....much sleep! Aside from getting up to feed the cats and urinate, get mcdonalds for breakfast/lunch and smoke a blunt, I didn't really wake up until 830pm. Got up, watched heroes, smoked more pot, toiled some more, and went back to bed. I need some stimulation in my life to break up the restlessness... Read More

so i've been craving a new modification. there's this piece of...flesh? epithelial (sp)? something, webbing, that goes between your gums upper lip. the technical term for this is frenulim (sp) but it is also referred to as a "door knocker" piercing (because if you picture an old school door knocker and your gums are the door, yea, you get it). i had... Read More

Now those of you in the know might ask yourselves. "why, adam? why take pills at doses that could literally kill a small elephant?" Well, I'll tell you. A) Moderation is for pussies, B) Generous portions increase my potential for success, and C) I am on a campaign to prove that I... Read More