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1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.

Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.

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The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.

Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'