A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or designer clothes...a waterlogged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

JOHN GROGAN, Marley & Me (2008)

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

JULES WINNFIELD, Pulp Fiction (1994)

"God" spelled backwards is "dog".

SPECIAL AGENT SEELEY BOOTH, Bones, "The Finger in the Nest" (2008)

If you have a rabid dog, you don't put a chain around its neck and pray for miracles. You put it down!

EMILE DANKO, Heroes, "Chapter Two 'Trust and Blood'" (2009)

Don't get between a dog and his meat.

PRIVATE EIGHTBALL, Full Metal Jacket (1987)

You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?

MR. BLONDE, Reservoir Dogs (1992)

It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!

NORM PETERSON, Cheers (1982)

I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

BARF, Spaceballs (1987)

In Chicago, a man who was having a heart attack's life was saved when his dog brought him a phone so he could call for help. We should point out however, that for every one of these heart warming animal stories, 100,000 people die while their dogs sit and look at them like morons.