But of course Canada’s leftist media takes a different approach to the religion of pieces. Its Canada Day edition has a heart warming story on muslim relatives with bags over their heads thanking Canada for letting them in. And it is outraged this morning on its website. A drunk driving charge was thrown out of court, because the police kept the drunk’s turban for three hours. RACISM IS RAMPANT IN CANADA!

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Wait for the first depressed man strangling himself with his turban, and then there will be a huge outcry about the police failing to protect the dead man from himself and allowing him access to tools of suicide. I look forward to the day the police come equipped with friable paper turbans to keep everyone’s rights intact. Oh wait, I can imagine a future headline: “Police steal turban, throw toilet paper roll at prisoner to wear on head instead”. OK, now I have no solutions.