April 30, 2013 – Nigerian Police Arrest A Cow Over Murder Of Man In Ogun State

The cow is presently giving the police valuable lead regarding the murder.
The cow also confessed to the police and gave an eyewitness account on the incident.

Corruption reloaded… Nigerian Police officials are very funny.

Below is a detail report on the arrest of a cow in Ogun state recently.

The police at Sango Ota, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, have arrested a cow following the killing of a 24-year old man identified as Azeez Salako at Ilata area of Ota, a suburb of Ogun State.

P.M.NEWS gathered that youths in Ilata Ota were planning to hold a carnival on Saturday 27 April, 2013 and there was an argument between some of the youths which led to a fight and one of the boys identified as Dayo broke a bottle which he used to stab Salako in the neck and he bled to death.

When the police arrived at the scene of the fracas everyone had fled leaving behind the cow bought for slaughter during the carnival and the police arrested the cow and took it to the station where it is currently being detained. When P.M.NEWS visited Sango Area Command where the incident was reported, both the Area Commander ACP Titi Kayode and the Divisional Police Officer (DPO) in charge of Sango Division CSP Dibie were not available for comment. However, a source at the station who confirmed the incident on condition of anonymity said the suspected killer is on the run as no arrest has been made.

“Both the Area Commander and the DPO are not around now. We are still investigating the matter as no arrest has been made. The person who was alleged to have stabbed the deceased is on the run. It is only the cow the youths wanted to use for the carnival that was brought from the scene,” said the source.

The cow was present at the incident so it qualifies as a material witness and must be questioned by the Chief inspector of the Police Station…LOL

Fortunately, a cow can provide evidence, if the DNA of the COW ROPE & the COW BODY WERE taken ,to identify people on the occasion. That may lead to few arrests. Eventually will develop clues to the real criminal .