Rumor Mill: Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman separate

Update: Christina Aguilera makes statement about separation to People magazine: "Although Jordan and I are separated, our commitment to our son Max remains as strong as ever."

Christina Aguilera and her music exec husband, Jordan Bratman, have reportedly separated. Well, kind of. According to Extra TV, the couple aren't legally separated and have no current plans to divorce but are living apart while continuing to raise their 2-year-old son, Max, and work on their marriage.

Whatevs. Besides, if it's true, can you blame the guy? His wife looks like she fell into the Tropicana juicer. I hear Crayola renamed "Burnt Orange" after her (it's now "Xtina-gerine"). She makes Michael Kors look like Nicole Kidman. How could anyone look at Orangina every day and NOT consider an exit strategy?!