A Florida woman called police and then came onto the responding officer, asking him for sex.

Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, was arrested for abusing the 911 system when she called police with a bogus story, and when an officer arrived she tried to have sex with him.

The woman told police that she gave her late husband’s convertible to his son while she was drunk, and that she wants the car back. When officer Justin Davoult of the Punta Gorda Police Department arrived at the house, Montanez-Colon allegedly fondled him.

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald is facing a $100,000 lawsuit after giving his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent a steaming pile of shit tattoo. Rossie claims that Ryan was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back. But after Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend, Ryan retaliated with this tattoo. Rossie didn’t know what he was really drawing on her back until it was finished.