Do you get the feeling this perv needed to take a cold shower with holy water?

A surveillance camera caught Joshua A. Gorski going number two on the church steps before putting socks on his hands, grabbing some of his freshly-steamed dookie and smearing it on a door and door handle.

Then, in part two of his show, he whipped out a magazine and masturbated on the steps before riding away on his bicycle.

We're assuming he wanted to go home and wash his hands before putting a little change in the collection plate.

Cops caught Gorski, who was already on probation for other charges, a few days later. He eventually copped to the crime and reportedly committed similar offenses at the church four or five other times last year.

According to a police report:

He stated that he lives in an apartment with his mother and father and does not have enough privacy to do the things he wants.”