When asked to comment on the lavish wedding in time of global economic recession, the philanthropist turned funny man Francis Tibbles smirked, then whispered to this reporter, "All paths lead but to the grave, and these two's graves are going to be covered in so many gilded lilies you'd swear they'd been buried in a garden."-The Daily Mail

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DEATH TO THE MONARCHY TIBBLES BARKS!-The Sun

"This isn't the first time I've been misinterpreted; while driving my wife asked me if I were straight and I thought she was talking about the alignment!" Tibbles tweets in response to the media firestorm created after comparing the newlyweds to undead grave-loving zombies.-Mirror