Saturday, September 4, 2010

New Funny Facebook Status updates, 9/04/10:

Hungover?
____ feels like Nick Nolte's mugshot.
____ is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
____ thinks that the problem with being an drunken time traveller is not being able to remember a single thing about tomorrow.Mistakes:
____ has learned that there are at least three different ways to end up with the same mistake. Life is Good:
____ is feeling so good today, I'd like to ask you to high-five the person next to you and tell them it's from me. Exercise (or lack of):
____ is counting the past 2 hours of lying on the couch *not* going to the gym as resistance training.Bills:
____ isn't sure what's so "outstanding" about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me.Productivity:
____ My list of things that I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List.Google:
____ is so dependent on the Google "Did you mean ____?" that I barely bother to spell anything even remotely correctly anymore. Funny Quotation:
____ "Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." -Emo Philips