Recently in metropolitan Tokyo I often see tourists from our neighbor country;
they are the beneficiaries of a dashing socialist market economy.
My dear beloved neighbor, has anything been annoying you lately?
We will gladly do things following your requests.

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nemureru shishi no o-mezame da
dono minzoku mo heifuku shinasai

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It's time for the sleeping lion to wake up!
Now quell any and every nation out there!

Recently in the news I often see the powerful heads of our neighbor country.
Someone caught and arrested here can become a hero over there. [2]
By the way, has anything been irritating you lately?
We will gladly do things following your orders.

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minshuka undou nante motte no hoka
ten'anmon de dan'atsu seyo

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Be it the democratization movement or what have you,
just suppress it with your all-mighty Tiananmen! [3]

China! China! Do it, China!
Socialism is kinda popular nowadays, you know?
China! China! Take control, China!
Surely the hegemony over the entire world belongs to you.

[1] This line refers specifically to China's pirating of Japan's giant Gundam statue in Odaiba. The construction of China's knockoff Gundam started in December 2010 in a theme park in Chengdu, Sichuan Province.

[2] On September 7, 2010, near the Senkaku/Diaoyu Islands (disputed between Japan and China), a Chinese trawler collided with a Japanese patrol boat, resulting in the detaining of the Chinese crew members, raising tensions between Japan and China. The eventual release of the Chinese captain by Japan was hailed in China as a diplomatic victory, and the captain was also viewed as a hero.

[3] The Tiananmen Square Protest, which took place in 1989, was a series of democratization movements by Chinese students against the authoritarian Chinese government. The protesters were heavily suppressed and arrested, sparking international criticism and sanctions against China.

[4] In January 2008, a dozen of Japanese fell ill after consuming dumplings produced in China. Laboratory analyses showed that the packages had been contaminated with various pesticides. Arrests have been made in China, but the final outcome of the incident remains inconclusive.

[5] There have been independence movements in both Tibet and Xinjiang, two of China's autonomous regions. The Chinese government always has only one response to any call for independence: military suppression.