Archive for May, 2002

I hate little girls. Little girls are everywhere. They’re riding school buses that always get in my way; they’re walking on the sidewalk exactly where I want to walk; they’re making all together too much noise in the theater while I’m trying to watch a movie. Sometimes I get so fed up with little girls that I could just cock back and pop one of them in the head. Of course, I would never do that because I’m civilized and all. But I’m glad to see that there’s at least one person with no decency or self-control in this world. It’s inspiring to know that there are still some grown men in the world that have no problem popping a girl in the chin. So, Aleksandr Lysenko, I say good for you. Don’t ever let anyone take that away from you.

I’m sure you’ve all beatenvampire boy by now and are itching for something new. You’re in luck! That genius over at Robotduck has a new, equally addictive game for us: Concrete Surfer. I will soon have the top score in the world!! Hahaha!

They must be almost normal chickens. At least they’re not incubated, tube-fed, featherless chickens, because a featherless chicken was just developed and many don’t seem to like the idea. I don’t think KFC could have gotten away with a similar creation for so long.

I must have the worst luck with hard drives. I just lost a Maxtor 160GB drive in an array of four. Luckily I didn’t lose any data as designed (plug for 3ware, thanks for making great hardware!). This is just pathetic… I lost 3 80GB drives in my old array and now this. Where’s my solid state multi-terabyte data crystals cubes? Eh, you know what though? If I had one of those it’d probably crack, melt, then turn into a block of cheese, get squished, smashed, and would crack and shatter into a billion pieces and then get stolen.