I hope you enjoy this Mother’s Day parody I wrote of Dwayne Johnson’s “You’re Welcome” from Moana.

Ok, ok, I see what’s happening, yeah
You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel
It’s adorable!
Well, it’s nice to see that children never change
Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me, your mother: breathe it in!
I know it’s a lot: seen all in sum
When you’re staring at a loving mum
What can I say except you’re welcome
For the food, the love, the prom
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome
I’m just an ordinary kind of mom
Hey!
What has two thumbs and came when you cried
When you were waddling yay high?
This gal!
When the nights got cold
Who tucked you in for beddy-bye?
You’re lookin’ at her, y’all
Oh, also I bought you Nerf guns
You’re welcome!
And toys and games to bring you fun
Also I bandaged your knees
You’re welcome!
When you scraped them while climbing trees
So what can I say except you’re welcome
For the dinners that I made for free
There’s no need to pay, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
I guess it’s just my way of being me
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every mother phenomenon
The care, the home, the games, oh
That was Mommy just messing around
You threw a fit
You said it was lies
5 years later, now you say I was wise
What’s the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Listen to Mom, ‘cause she’s always right anyway
And the crazy ol’ life I have known
Is a map of the ways you have grown
Look where I’ve been
I make everything happen
Look at that picture of mini-you tippity-tappin’
Well, anyway let me say you’re welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it’s your day to say you’re welcome
‘Cause today is Mother’s Day
I’m taking a nap, okay
You’re welcome!
‘Cause Mother can do anything but rest
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!