Wondering if it's a good idea to pass out on a bed while hanging out with members of the University of Essex Hockey Club? This video should provide a sufficiently horrifying response to that question.

From the description:

After a heavy session and a night out in Rimini's Carnaby club, one particular UEHC member known as Juno (a.k.a Mark Jewell) passed out on his bed whilst Bear, Reeves, Fowler and Boxo were still drinking in his room.

After a brief discussion of what we should do to him, the classic permanent marker came out. However, after a suggestion that we should think outside the box, we came up with the idea of a pen Tuxedo.