Happy birthday to actor John Travolta. Any handwriting expert will tell you that a messy signature means you’ve got something to hide. I wonder what that could be? One thing that can be confirmed is that John Travolta is a really nice guy. One time when I met him, he’d just won a Golden Globe so his hands were full. As he signed an autograph for me, he asked if I would mind holding his Golden Globe for a second while he gave me an autograph. No problem, JT! Happy birthday!