SOCCER DIDN’T NEED THIS

Americans like their cheerleaders to be attractive, athletic girls who perform sexy gryrations on the sidelines. And England is almost exactly the same in that they kept the "gyrations" and "sidelines" part of that equation. I know this isn't the best quality video, but to me that looks like a feller dancing for Blackburn Rovers of the Premiership.

Oh man, I hate it when my Friday starts off this sexy. It's so hard to concentrate. Watch out, Shakira! There's a new set of hips that don't lie!

When did this become a soccer blog? It's like every other post is about that faggety sport.

By: Matt

12.07.2007 @ 11:29 AM

You want to never come back, DatDude? Because I can arrange that.

By: Anonymous

12.07.2007 @ 11:30 AM

You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I love it when balls are in my face."

By: alumnigonzo

12.07.2007 @ 11:34 AM

You macraméd yourself a pair of jean shorts.

By: UpstateUnderdog

12.07.2007 @ 11:46 AM

there's the HOO BOY THATS GAY tag we all know and love.

By: kannuyi

12.07.2007 @ 11:50 AM

Well, they gotta do something to help with fan attendance. The Rovers are an excellent team and have some great players (bentley, mccarthy, santa-cruz, derbyshire, friedel), but Ewood Park is like a ghost town during most matches.

By: FierceSeaman

12.07.2007 @ 12:00 PM

You know how I know he's gay? He was going down on his boyfriend after the game.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

12.07.2007 @ 12:08 PM

Well, they gotta do something to help with fan attendance. The Rovers are an excellent team and have some great players (bentley, mccarthy, santa-cruz, derbyshire, friedel), but Ewood Park is like a ghost town during most matches.

Actual soc-cer fan analysis? Or just a bunch of names thrown together, knowing no one here could verify accuracy? Either way, good show.

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

12.07.2007 @ 12:15 PM

"four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire". Well, there were. There's a good chance Ginger Nuts here is in one of them.

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

12.07.2007 @ 12:19 PM

I too am impressed by kannuyi's Blackburn Rovers knowledge, but suspect it may be a trap, so i'm gonna maintain a rueful mocking distance, if that's okay with everyone.

By: HaleBopp13

12.07.2007 @ 12:39 PM

Pan right for fuck sake

By: kannuyi

12.07.2007 @ 2:22 PM

Love the Rovers. Bentley is England's best player…they just don't know it yet. Also, David Beckham really is that good; believe the hype.

And the reason England's national team sucks is because more than ever, an overwhelming majority of the best players in the EPL are from other countries. Only 1 of the top 10 scorers right now is English (Gerrard)…and he's #10. Without a doubt, the USA would beat the shiat out of England if our two national teams were to play right now. More free soccer analysis!!

I went to Germany vs Holland back in 2004, and to this day that is the best sporting event I've ever witnessed. Final score was 1-1…but the crowd was amazing. I learned how to chant "You stole Grandpa's bicycle" in dutch.

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

12.07.2007 @ 3:13 PM

U stal de fiets van de Opa belong to us?

By: Pauly

12.07.2007 @ 3:56 PM

"Pump up the jam, Pump it up, While your feet are stompin' And the jam is pumpin' Look at here the crowd is jumpin' …….."

By: Darwinonefortheteam

12.07.2007 @ 4:19 PM

Can I add that Santa Cruz was a serious steal for me on my fantasy team without getting booted from this here wonderful site?

/never to be heard from again

By: Ball of Confusion

12.07.2007 @ 7:19 PM

Now that everyone has safely moved on, can I ask where the "Chicks I Would Do" tag is? No? Too soon?