What On Earth is a mini-format catalog that somehow manages to pack about 700 products into its 127 pages. (And that's not even counting the vast selection of T-shirts with slogans like "Behold…Fartacus" which is available for $18.95.) They sell stuff like that beer-holder hoodie that Santa is wearing on the cover. I got on their mailing list after I ordered this pillow, which I actually highly recommend, because it's really comfortable, and makes sleeping on planes bearable even though people literally laugh at you when they walk past.

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Toilet Paper with the Name "Bob" Printed All Over It, 2 rolls for $12.95
Give this to: Your favorite Bob.

Ghoulie-esque Practical Joke, $16.95
Give this to: Your office Secret Santa that you secretly hate, because it's the only thing you can give them that you put in a toilet that probably won't get you fired.

Guitar Toilet Handle, $49.95
Give this to: Your little brother, who just got his first apartment off-campus, even though he'll never bother to take it out of the box, because he will still find use for it that way, as a surface to break his weed up for a joint.