Captain Cheeto moons the USA mech in order to blind it with his shiny pale buttocks.

As usual, the dice aren't in his favor.

The critical failure has the captain on the ground after tripping on his own pants.

The troops move up.

This squad kills two of the remaining USA infantry.

Another soldier finishes off the rest.

The Iron Maiden Grabs the Emancipator's leg and Pulls.

Pulls its own arm off, that is(critical failure)

USA

The Emancipator is retaliates by firing its chaingun at the Iron maiden.

The Iron Maiden is completely wrecked.

The pilot is amazed that he lived.

His cries of joy are turned into cries of pain as four of his comrades are crushed as the Emancipator bellyflops, which is a surprisingly effective tactic. Without arms it'll be tough to stand back up, however.

The U.S.A. needs to stop having the Chinese manufacture those side armor panels.

And to lawmaster's comment, there should be a PETA secret faction that shows up.

"For whoever would save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake and the gospel's will save it. For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?" Mark 8:35-36