Spotted: WaPo’s Gene Weingarten

Spotted in Eastern Market Thursday afternoon was none other than WaPo‘s “humor” columnist Gene Weingarten, who recently announced on Twitter that he has two penises. He was, of course, joking (we think).

Still, you could imagine our excitement when an anonymous tipster texted these to my cell phone. “At first it looked like he was wearing a Canadian Tuxedo — denim on demin,” said our tipster, explaining that Weingarten was spotted in the Eastern Market neighborhood of Washington, D.C. “Upon further inspection, it was just an ordinary blue shirt and blue pants.”