April Fools With MartyPhiladelphia, Pa.

This past April 1st, we played a mean April Fools prank on the newgrounds fans. I thought people would get a kick out of it, and most did, but that didn't stop hundreds of other people who flooded our mailboxes.

The prank was simple - I replaced most of the site with goofy Flash animations by Marty. In case you aren't familiar with Marty, he is the first person to ever have his movie removed from The Portal, due to people hating it so much. Keep in mind, only 5% of the movies I get make it to The Portal, so it isn't as if it was the worst I ever received. I got a kick out of the movie cause it was so cheesy, which is why I posted it. Most people failed to find the humor in it (perhaps it was over their heads or something, I'll never know).

So anyway, I made up a little frontpage story explaining how I had been arrested, and Marty (supposedly my cousin, although he isn't) was taking over the site while I was away. Feeling the need for revenge (since everyone hated his cartoon), Marty deleted the whole site and replaced it with his own cartoons and games. People freaked.

Over the next few days I will be posting an archive of the results... Check them out on this list below!

AF2k:How it Looked

AF2k:AIM Conversations Archive

KrAzyDawgSk8eR: what the hell did u do to newgrounds?
MaRtY1085: hahaha KrAzyDawgSk8eR: and what the fuck r all those gay games???? I WANT MY
ASSASSIN!
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i rule KrAzyDawgSk8eR: no, u suck donkey balls, TURN IT BACK!KrAzyDawgSk8eR: CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!! KrAzyDawgSk8eR: ur a goddamn cockless fucker
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i refuse to
MaRtY1085: ok
MaRtY1085: fine
MaRtY1085: i just changed it back KrAzyDawgSk8eR: this better be good KrAzyDawgSk8eR: u didn't do shit!
MaRtY1085: yeah
MaRtY1085: i know
MaRtY1085: hahaha
MaRtY1085: you wuss KrAzyDawgSk8eR: u goddamn fucking piece of donkey raping fuck!
MaRtY1085: man
MaRtY1085: those busts are killing me
MaRtY1085: hahaha KrAzyDawgSk8eR: MAN!!! U BEST CHANGE NEWGROUNDS BACK!!!! ERVYONE LOVED
IT TILL U CAME ALONG AND FUCKED IT UP!
MaRtY1085: FINE
MaRtY1085: I JUST CHANGED IT KrAzyDawgSk8eR: IF THIS IS THE SAME, UR GONNA GET IN SOME DEEP FUCKING
SHIT
MaRtY1085: just kidding, you wuss
MaRtY1085: chill out man KrAzyDawgSk8eR: KNEW IT!!!! KrAzyDawgSk8eR: CHILL OUT??? U DESTROYED THE BEST SITE ON THE
INTERNET!!!!
MaRtY1085: yeah
MaRtY1085: hehehehe
MaRtY1085: i like it a lot KrAzyDawgSk8eR: the nwe one sux ass!
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: it rules all
MaRtY1085: i am better at flash than tom KrAzyDawgSk8eR: my ass! KrAzyDawgSk8eR: the new one isn't even as good as MY site! KrAzyDawgSk8eR: and i don't even USE flash
MaRtY1085: i dont care
MaRtY1085: shut up KrAzyDawgSk8eR: yea u do KrAzyDawgSk8eR: u care that ur site sux, and mine fuckn rulez all, and u
destroyed the greatest site to ever be on the net
MaRtY1085: you really do suck ass
MaRtY1085: just shut the hell up KrAzyDawgSk8eR: i suck ass? LOOK AT U! U r the dumbest muthafucka I've
ever talked to
MaRtY1085: bye now KrAzyDawgSk8eR: fucker
MaRtY1085: haha

Orgazmo 40004: I can't wwait till tom gets out of prison
MaRtY1085: you suck
MaRtY1085: shut up Orgazmo 40004: Lol Orgazmo 40004: You
MaRtY1085: go back to school, maybe you'll learn something
MaRtY1085: hehe Orgazmo 40004: HEHE Orgazmo 40004: I will fuking bust you Orgazmo 40004: you are probally a little 18 year old Orgazmo 40004: How thinks he's cool Orgazmo 40004: Just put back old newgrounds man Orgazmo 40004: you are hated now by like so many people Orgazmo 40004: tom is gonna bust you in the face when he gets out Orgazmo 40004: how can you do that to your cousin and his fans
MaRtY1085: ok
MaRtY1085: it is back Orgazmo 40004: no its not Orgazmo 40004: i just looked
MaRtY1085: HAHAHAH just kidding.. it is mine FOREVER Orgazmo 40004: lol just wait tom will come back Orgazmo 40004: and run you over kid Orgazmo 40004: Man i hope you get beat and killed by some thugs in what
ever state and town u are in
MaRtY1085: heh Orgazmo 40004: No wonder your single
MaRtY1085: you are funny Orgazmo 40004: lol Orgazmo 40004: nice profile Orgazmo 40004: I would beat the hell outta you if i found you Orgazmo 40004: in a club
MaRtY1085: bring it
MaRtY1085: wuss Orgazmo 40004: LOL Orgazmo 40004: HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA Orgazmo 40004: how old are you? Orgazmo 40004: 5? Orgazmo 40004: 6? Orgazmo 40004: are you a homo? Orgazmo 40004: Does tom know you did this? Orgazmo 40004: i'm gonna laugh if i doesn't get sent to prison Orgazmo 40004: you are scared arnt you Orgazmo 40004: dude were did you learn to draw

PhysHooK: Hey, you mind telling me what is up with Newgrounds?
MaRtY1085: no problem
MaRtY1085: tom got arrested
MaRtY1085: i run it
MaRtY1085: i deleted the old stuff PhysHooK: now tell me what really happened
MaRtY1085: that is seriously what happened PhysHooK: Tom wouldnt let that happen
MaRtY1085: well.. he just did... he doesn't really know but he just let it
happen PhysHooK: I dont know why, but for some reason I belive you
MaRtY1085: good idea
MaRtY1085: hahaha
MaRtY1085: i am the master at flash
MaRtY1085: i am better than tom at flash!!
MaRtY1085: and ribbagrounds RULES ALL PhysHooK: Slit Finger Productions... nope, get a load of this PhysHooK: the fans Tom has will trickle to this site, trust me
MaRtY1085: no they wont
MaRtY1085: mine is the greatest PhysHooK: Beat Stile, beat Slitfinger, beat Joe Cartoon...ya dont stand a
chance
MaRtY1085: i shall
MaRtY1085: dont worry
MaRtY1085: i shall PhysHooK: ya know Marty, the only thing that keeps me away from knowing
Tom isnt behind that name is the fact that he would never stand behind a name
that has put out such suckfest animations PhysHooK: Skater Steve or whatever, what a load of crap. take some
pointers from Brian Beaton or O'Neil/Premo
MaRtY1085: nah PhysHooK: nah what?
MaRtY1085: i dont wanna take pointers.. my stuff rules

Majin Vegeta2693: is it true about the originator going to court?
MaRtY1085: yeah Majin Vegeta2693: well on behalf of all the huge fans of violence and
killings, YOUR STUFF TRUELY SUCKS DONKEY DICKS!!!! Majin Vegeta2693: all the people hate what you did to the best violent
website in the world, and now people won't come on newgrounds anymore cuz of
your kiddyish movies
MaRtY1085: awww thats too bad
MaRtY1085: ahahahahahahahaha
MaRtY1085: you wuss
MaRtY1085: shut up
MaRtY1085: i rule at flash
MaRtY1085: i am better than tom at flash!! Majin Vegeta2693: on being a fag
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: you are just being silly Majin Vegeta2693: fuck yeah Majin Vegeta2693: you are acting like a dork Majin Vegeta2693: tom will wanna kill you for what you did
MaRtY1085: umm
MaRtY1085: no he wont
MaRtY1085: he will.. umm.. praise m
MaRtY1085: *me Majin Vegeta2693: trust me, with all the stuff he put on his website,
he'll DEFINITELY wanna kill you
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: mine is better
MaRtY1085: just deal with it Majin Vegeta2693: *LMFAO*
MaRtY1085: mine rules Majin Vegeta2693: uh huh, yeah right
MaRtY1085: it does
MaRtY1085: just admit it Majin Vegeta2693: nope Majin Vegeta2693: i know what sux, and your shit sux big ballz
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: it rules
MaRtY1085: hahah
MaRtY1085: wuss

MrAzZ369: Y DID U CHANGE NEWGROUNDS?
MaRtY1085: its better now MrAzZ369: WHATABOUT THE PORTAL MrAzZ369: that waz the best thing there
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i deleted it MrAzZ369: y MrAzZ369: can u put it back? MrAzZ369: reading rainbow waz awsome and so waz pee wee
MaRtY1085: sorry
MaRtY1085: i deleted those!!
MaRtY1085: bwahahahahaha MrAzZ369: o ya i sent u mail earlier your cartoons suck MrAzZ369: there is no pico either MrAzZ369: just ur stupid skate bording cartoon MrAzZ369: Ribbagrounds... what the
hells up wit dat???????????? MrAzZ369: assasin sucks 2 who wants 2 see ur friends?????? ur 2 friends i
may add
MaRtY1085: it rules
MaRtY1085: and no one can say that it doesnt MrAzZ369: y not
MaRtY1085: because i said so
MaRtY1085: you wuss MrAzZ369: ooooooo im tickled pink now big boy MrAzZ369: funny pics .allhere.com is much betta than u
MaRtY1085: n
MaRtY1085: o
MaRtY1085: not really
MaRtY1085: mrazz
MaRtY1085: you suck MrAzZ369: wow ur really bad
MaRtY1085: i rule

XxXdag911XxX: yo can u send me yodas blowjob XxXdag911XxX: ??
MaRtY1085: no XxXdag911XxX: whyXxXdag911XxX: it was the best XxXdag911XxX: when is the next time ur gonna update the thing XxXdag911XxX: ?? XxXdag911XxX: u didnt go to jail
MaRtY1085: i didnt
MaRtY1085: tom did XxXdag911XxX: when is tom gonna come back anc take over
MaRtY1085: umm
MaRtY1085: he is in jail
MaRtY1085: and awaiting trial
MaRtY1085: it might not be for a while XxXdag911XxX: wens he coming back XxXdag911XxX: dam XxXdag911XxX: he made the best stuff
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i am better than tom at flash!! XxXdag911XxX: hellz no XxXdag911XxX: he did all that stuffXxXdag911XxX: like the portal and the last update not urs his was off the
hook XxXdag911XxX: every1 liked it but when the looked at urs they were like
this is horrible XxXdag911XxX: and why does it say telletubbies funland if u only have 1
cartoon on it XxXdag911XxX: that is so gay XxXdag911XxX: Ribbagro... how gay is this it says pico and nothing is there
MaRtY1085: it is sweet
MaRtY1085: i am sorry for you being in denial XxXdag911XxX: its only a skateboard XxXdag911XxX: thats it
MaRtY1085: it rules, thats all XxXdag911XxX: its gayy XxXdag911XxX: every1 used to laugh there ass off when they saw the old
newgrounds XxXdag911XxX: it was phat XxXdag911XxX: and what happend to scrotem the puppyXxXdag911XxX: that was phat to XxXdag911XxX: the old 1 was a lot better at flast than u
MaRtY1085: no XxXdag911XxX: yea
MaRtY1085: mine is better XxXdag911XxX: u deleted all of the old stuff XxXdag911XxX: u should of just added stuff XxXdag911XxX: its so gay
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: it just rules XxXdag911XxX: yep XxXdag911XxX: its so gay XxXdag911XxX: ask any1 all my friends were like what happend to newgrounds
now its a mess what did this guy do XxXdag911XxX: u r not better at flash XxXdag911XxX: and why dont u then delete everything and put in movie clips
like scrotum the puppy XxXdag911XxX: ok thats gay who wants to see ur friends XxXdag911XxX: its so gay now XxXdag911XxX: that turned from the best site to the worse site XxXdag911XxX: u suck at flash and i am a web designer and that is beat
MaRtY1085: you are cool
MaRtY1085: really cool XxXdag911XxX: i know XxXdag911XxX: and ur site is beat XxXdag911XxX: if he dont go to jail XxXdag911XxX: is he gonna take over the site again XxXdag911XxX: ??? XxXdag911XxX: hello XxXdag911XxX: i hope he does take it over
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: he is already in jail XxXdag911XxX: is he XxXdag911XxX: well when he gets out XxXdag911XxX: ??
MaRtY1085: he is awaiting trial XxXdag911XxX: aight but if he gets out XxXdag911XxX: is he going to take it over XxXdag911XxX: ?? XxXdag911XxX: is he
MaRtY1085: no

SirMIxaLOt21: marty, put the old newgrounds back damnit
MaRtY1085: no SirMIxaLOt21: y SirMIxaLOt21: this new stuff sucks dick, noone will go on it ever again, u
not onlyu will have no customers, ull lose money, when tom fulp gets out of
prison SirMIxaLOt21: ribbagrounds F*cking sucks SirMIxaLOt21: u skateboarding freak
MaRtY1085: hahaha
MaRtY1085: you are funny
MaRtY1085: i am great!

Rzws3000: your site is cool
MaRtY1085: oh, i know Rzws3000: one of the better ones Rzws3000: but the portal is gone, and that was really cool
MaRtY1085: no Rzws3000: what?
MaRtY1085: it is awesome now Rzws3000: no the portal was awsome Rzws3000: it's still a good site though Rzws3000: so your Tom's cousin? Rzws3000: how old are you guys? Rzws3000: like 20's? Rzws3000: no, your like 12
MaRtY1085: NO
MaRtY1085: not really Rzws3000: you lie
MaRtY1085: but the site rules and i am better than tom at flash!! Rzws3000: no, now you made assassin suck Rzws3000: where the hell are all the celebs? Rzws3000: why am i looking at these butt pirates that you call "your
friends" Rzws3000: and where the hell is Pico?
MaRtY1085: i deleted them all Rzws3000: dude! weak! Rzws3000: this animation suck like hell Rzws3000: i want tom back Rzws3000: bust his ass outta jail Rzws3000: what are yuo waiting for, go Rzws3000: run dammit
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: you are silly Rzws3000: yeah Rzws3000: no, im serious Rzws3000: the site blows
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: its awesome
MaRtY1085: haha

Vulcan835: thanks for srewing up newgorunds buddy
MaRtY1085: no problem!
MaRtY1085: but actually
MaRtY1085: it is better than before Vulcan835: no it isn't Vulcan835: it sucks Vulcan835: you should put it back like it was the first place
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: it is better now Vulcan835: no Vulcan835: it isn't
MaRtY1085: YEAH
MaRtY1085: IT IS

Kewlk7: its no good annymore
MaRtY1085: it is awesome now Kewlk7: you have got to be kidding me it is so bad put the old stuf back
on Kewlk7: oh its better now i think its so good dude i'm sorry but no one
likes it know your cousion did alot better job
MaRtY1085: sorry
MaRtY1085: i deleted the old stuff
MaRtY1085: ;)
MaRtY1085: i am better than tom at flash!! Kewlk7: no your not Kewlk7: that tom guy is
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i am Kewlk7: you took off all of the games and everything when that tom guy
get back he better take it away from you Kewlk7: you can't kill nobody anymore Kewlk7: and the portal kicked Kewlk7: i was awosom Kewlk7: i hate you man Kewlk7: so will everyone elase Kewlk7: so does my friends Kewlk7: and so will your cousion tom Kewlk7: i hope you get put in jail
MaRtY1085: thats not gonna happen
MaRtY1085: hahaha
MaRtY1085: i rule and i am better than tom at flash!! Kewlk7: maybe you might think so but i don't and neather does anyone
elase thats why you were laughed off the portal Kewlk7: your site sucks
MaRtY1085: it rules

Shaguar316450: so...why did you make it soo gay?
MaRtY1085: because it is great now Shaguar316450: no it sucks so unbeleivably bad....those things are too
stupid.......Bring the games back
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i deleted them all Shaguar316450: why....everyone loved them...Those stupid movie things you
have there now are gay....people are going to stop coming to your site
MaRtY1085: no they wont
MaRtY1085: everyone loves ribbagrounds Shaguar316450: yeah they will Shaguar316450: everyone hates your stuff
MaRtY1085: they all love it
MaRtY1085: and you know it Shaguar316450: no they don't Shaguar316450: they suck and you know it......Your just in denial
MaRtY1085: no, they rule
MaRtY1085: and thats it Shaguar316450: maybe to you...but all my friends and everyone I know that
goes to that site goes for the games...not for some gay stupid movies....that
SUCK.
MaRtY1085: it rules
MaRtY1085: deal with it

mEgA p E p: Hey I'm talking to you ass wipe.
MaRtY1085: yeah mEgA p E p: Why did you have to make the site suck?
MaRtY1085: and i am scared
MaRtY1085: it is soo much better now mEgA p E p: What are you talking about? mEgA p E p: Where did all the other stuff go? mEgA p E p: Why don't you send it to me and I'll put up a site and
we'll see who gets more hits.
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i deleted it all mEgA p E p: Oh no you didn't.
MaRtY1085: actually i did mEgA p E p: Why the hell would you do that?mEgA p E p: Well let me send you one of my flash movies...
MaRtY1085: nah
MaRtY1085: thats ok mEgA p E p: If you don't like I'll stop bitching, but I think you'll
see...
MaRtY1085: no i wont mEgA p E p: But you only have like 3 movies up.
MaRtY1085: they are great though
MaRtY1085: really great
MaRtY1085: better than toms!!

All 2 TLC: Why did you change the site
MaRtY1085: because it is better now All 2 TLC: Yeah right it sucks
MaRtY1085: it RULES!!! All 2 TLC: Yeah right you wouldn't know somthing cool if it bit your ass All 2 TLC: You still there
MaRtY1085: yeah
MaRtY1085: im here
MaRtY1085: and i am chillin because of my sweet site All 2 TLC: Why did you change the site All 2 TLC: Did you just send me porn? All 2 TLC: If you did your discusting All 2 TLC: Hello
MaRtY1085: no i didnt
MaRtY1085: not at all
MaRtY1085: and it is soo much better now All 2 TLC: Someone just sent me a lot of porn All 2 TLC: Well I complaing cuz I think it sucks
MaRtY1085: it rules
MaRtY1085: i am serious it does All 2 TLC: I'm looking at it right now and it sucks ass All 2 TLC: YOU ARE A DUMBASS
MaRtY1085: it rules
MaRtY1085: i am the master of flash

Delirium002: Hey...did you hack newgrounds.com?
MaRtY1085: no
MaRtY1085: i am toms cousin
MaRtY1085: and i run it now
MaRtY1085: tom got arrested Delirium002: Why did you make it all messed up then? Delirium002: Those are some AWESOME movies that you made, and put
everywhere.
MaRtY1085: oh, i know
MaRtY1085: they are great!
MaRtY1085: they rule Delirium002: your full of crap. Tom didnt go to jail. I saw him last
night, behind McDonalds. He was licking some Fat Puerto Rican's ass, for
candy.
MaRtY1085: you are pretty lame
MaRtY1085: and he is in jail Delirium002: SURE HE IS Delirium002: read your mail Delirium002: If this isnt some April Fools joke...you could have at
least, made Newgrounds LESS LAME Delirium002: And that theme song, on the main menu is really annoying
MaRtY1085: i like it
MaRtY1085: and it rules
MaRtY1085: hahahahaha Delirium002: what? Delirium002: do you have any more movies in the portal?
MaRtY1085: 900 Delirium002: Ok.
MaRtY1085: heh

SpikeHead6: why did you do that to newgronds SpikeHead6: grounds*
MaRtY1085: you suck and are lame and are the biggest idiot in the world SpikeHead6: and and and you messed up an awesome site SpikeHead6: no wonder people laughed at your portal works
MaRtY1085: how about before you talk to me, you visit the site again
MaRtY1085: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!! SpikeHead6: why would i even think of going to the site again after
seeing what i saw yesterday SpikeHead6: can you blame me for not going back
MaRtY1085: i swear to god on all things that are holy for you to shut
up...... you are so stupid.... i can't believe you.... JESUS MAN
MaRtY1085: you suck
MaRtY1085: and are sooo stupid SpikeHead6: how old are you.....14? id have guessed so
MaRtY1085: 15
MaRtY1085: and a 15 year old FOOLED YOU SpikeHead6: fooled what are you talking about
MaRtY1085: I FOOLED YOU SpikeHead6: how so
MaRtY1085: IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE AND YOU BELIEVED IT
MaRtY1085: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SpikeHead6: so that whole thing was a april fools joke huh........not
entirely unbelievable

AF2k:Tom's E-mail Archive

Subject: sux

your site sux some major ass scince your cousin took over what is he gay or
something he needs to get his ass kicked for ruining your site

Subject: Stop marty STOP

If marty is reading this i just want you to know that you are the devil,
your movies suck giant cock and so do you ,you are ruining this site and
i hope you get lost befor the site is dead and tom can't fix it.If this
is Tom doing a big joke its not to funny

Subject: newgrounds

hey dude,
what the fuck is wrong with the newgrounds site? It used to be shit-hot, but
now it's just shit! Have you guys lost the plot or something????
That animation ruled dude, sort it out!!!!!!

Dan

godamn you!! what have you done you son of a bitch!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

hey - where the fuck has all the good stuff gone? we dont want this bullshit u new guy - leave his old stuff on ata least for gods sake u stupid perverted wanker whatever u new guys name is! we want the good old original tom back! his stuff was worth watching!

Subject: newgrounds

what the fuck were u thinking when u changed the site the new one bites
cock so if u want people to surf this site then change it back to the
way it was ya cunt liken mother fucken tity suckin two balled
bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Hey you site is cool

Hey yoiur site is so cool just want to say that! But since this new guy mark
came it sucks! What happend to the cool assasin it sucks all you do is kill
Mark the new guy friends. The other stuff is different to! TOm Please come
back and make it like the old one

Subject: i have ta say....

i just hasta say that now that some new guy took over the grounds, its gunna suck. he took awaythe portal and i'm sure lots of people will agree it was a stupid mistake. that place was pretty damn awesome and i was there everyday. he fuckin changed everything around which was stupid of him, and i hasta say that stupid animation he put on the front page is damn retared..... it sucks munky balls, not the portal. i figure since u've been put in jail that that new dude marty will be checkin ur mail an in hopes he might find this letter tellin him how much of a fuckin retard he is for changin the site! u dumb ass! u mother fuckin prick! all my friends r pissed now too, but i'm the only one wit munky balls to actually type hate mail! it's the fuckin stupideat thing this dude has done! u guys really need to change it back cause if u dont, i seriously doubt u will get on that mp3 top sites thing....

bye now ya fucker,
Peaka

Subject: yo

what the hel* happeded to newgrounds it total sucks now and i am going to
tell allof my people to stay clear of it with a letter sent to teveryoine
untill this sight is 10 times better. what happened to assassins that was
cool. what happened to eveything else now this all blows. please write back
and tell me when you have better things on here instead of this stupid sh*t.

Tom, I am a huge fan of your work and the work of other people on your
website, just thought I'd say that. Please tell me you going to jail is an
April Fool's prank, even though I am pretty sure it is, and that Marty is
soon to have nothing to do with Newgrounds. I'd think that you or whoever
chose a replacement would have chosen someone that's a little better than
Marty, seeing as he obviously has no talent as a Flash programmer, and he
has a bland and shallow sense of humor. He called the replacement for FDA
'gay boy' and is making fun of an obese person trying to skateboard. That
is just flat out infantile and pathetic work. He even said 'cause it sucks
monkey balls' and uses alternating caps, which indicates he is
pre-pubescent. I don't have a problem with younger people, but when they
say things as immature as 'sucks monkey balls' in alternating caps, it
sends a negative picture to them I think. (i WiSh I wAs CoOl EnOuGh To UsE
AlTeRnAtInG cApS.) Well Tom, in a nutshell, this is an extremely cruel
April Fool's joke, if it is one.

Subject: Marty sucks

what the fuck has happened to new grounds tell marty he can suck my big
black
cock and kiss my hairy ass cheeks. His shitty ass animations aren't fit to
entertain a
retarded 3 year old who had his eyes stabbed out. And who's doing the
music?
Quite frankly I could make better music by eating chili and sticking my
asshole up
against a windowpane. The end result would probably be more aesthetically
pleasing than those gay swirly shirts and fucked up arms that look like
they're stapled
on. "Duh do de duh doo" What the fuck? If I was in one of those horrible
cartoon
I'd be mumbling and killing myself, too. I mean Jesus Christ, get that kid
some
fuckin help.. I hope Marty falls headfirst onto a nail.

~~>The Gribler

Subject: Fuck you!!!

hey marty.
your site suck huge fuckin dick!!!!!
Quit you low life piece of shit!!
Bring back the portal you fuck nut!!
Fuck your mother and your father and have a 3-some!!!
BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

it used to be a cool site but now it sucks ass, you are the most stupid nerd i know and i want you to fuck off to hell.
stupid asshole
gay
nerdo
weirdo
dickhead
asshole.
Thank you.

Subject: newgrounds is now shit!!!!

newgrounds used to be my favourite page, until now,
when you idiot, ruined it all.

yes, you fucking marty. you are the one that ruined
newgrounds.

dont you realize we dont want to see your stupid
videos that a 4 yaer old baby can make them better.
if you are a total outcast (you trully are) leave
mewgrounds the way it was.

sincerly,
me

Subject: what the fuck

For the love of god what has happened to your beautiful site! How could you have this happen, I had a ton of links to your page from mine to yours now Ill have to redo all of my site!!! please get this marty guy out of here!!!!!!!

Subject: ...pls read about ur site

where is all the old stuff like pico, the real assasin game and stuff like that. Now everything sucks.... thanks alot i hate the site now

Subject: hi

listen to me punk, u're probably the retard that got Tom Fulp arrested and
took over. now this site really sucks dick. u can't run a site 4 shit u
stupid cocksucker. i hope Tom gets out and beats the shit out of
you!!!!!!!!!!!

if not i'll do it 4 him

Subject: site

THIS RETARD MARTY IS A FUCKING LOSER! HE COMPLETELY MESSED UP THE SITE BY PUTTING THESE SHITTY CARTOONS ON IN PLACE OF HE REAL STUFF GET MARTY, THAT SHIT EATING COCK MASTER THE HELL AWAY FROM THE FUCKING SITE!

p.s. IF MARTY IS LOOKING AT THIS, MARTY, YOU ARE A BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK AND A TESTICAL SHITTING RECTAL WART, SO PISS THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING LOSER BITCHLOAD ASSHOLE! GO AND SUCK YER MOMMY'S WOODEN DICK!

Marty,

sorry to hear about your cousin...I have a friend going through the same
thing right now...Please keep up the good work, although i have to disagree,
some of the portal movies were quite good (rainbo bright for example) And
please dont take away UFA..its one of the coolest games around...

thanks

jennifer

What the fuck is this! I'm sure that sentence was the first sentence of
every e-mail you've received since this sight has changed to this 10 foot pile of
steaming monkey shit! Marty, your sad sad attempt to make this site a funny
inside joke with your friends has made this site more incredibly stupid and
gay than Richard Simmons workout videos (and from what I can tell you seem
like the type of person who likes to jack off to those) I was going to this
site to see the FDA videos (Mega Mix, Santa Dogg, etc.) and what am I
greeted by? DISCOMAN!!! What the fuck?! That's not funny! Why make a video
about killing a disco guy? Your animation sucks harder than a porn star with
a vacuum stuck up her ass! You and your friends are all gay fudgepackers who
probably, no no, DEFINITELY fuck dat ass all night long (and I mean each
other, not with women, although dogs, cats, and sheep aren't included in
"women" so you probably fuck those too!)

Now, I'm a reasonable guy so, if
you change this site back to the gigantic laugh riot that it used to be then
I won't have all my friends who do go to this site stop forever or at least
till Tom gets back (then again they probably already have stopped because
this site is more stupefying pain than a kick to the nuts which is something
you might no know nothing about because of your lack of testicles and
testicular fortitude there in. You know that you are the ugliest Mother
fucker, no no I'm sorry, FATHER AND GRANDFATHER AND UNCLE AND NEXT DOOR
NEIGHBORS DOG FUCKER I have ever seen and my friends agree, including the
girls who say they wouldn't fuck you if you had a check for a
$1,000,000,000,000 hanging from your fly.

Where did you find the time to be
so gay. You tried so incredibly hard to be as cool as Tom and failed
horribly. Another thing, is that your voice in these animations? If so have
your vocal chords ripped out then fed to the poor kids in Africa because
your vocal chords would do them more good as food then they do you for there
own purpose (hell they would do a fat guy more good as food then they do for
you!) Your probably wondering if you are reading this why I would spend so
much time on your faggot ass instead of doing something else like hanging
out with friends and making them laugh at my insults and other jokes but I
already am doing that so stop hurting yourself. We all hate you and there is
only one thing you can do to change your status from gay guy who many would
probably want to kill to a guy who still likes men but people don't want to
kill as much anymore and that is to change this site back to the way it was.
I'm so utterly and completely sick of you that I can't even type to you
anymore (but I'll still try to end this e-mail). In the immortal words of
Mr. T, "I pity the FOO who messes wit Newgrounds". You know, God sees this
and he even thinks this site is gay and is going to send you to the deepest
darkest pit of Hell.

Go stick your dick in a pencil sharpener,
A guy and his friends who hates you.

AF2k:Chat Room Log

[08:02] <CPM> Marty is a bad boy[08:02] <CPM> He is going to die[08:02] <CPM> I will kill him[08:02] <CPM> This is painful for me[08:02] <CPM> It is hard to get away with killing[08:03] <CPM> I am coming for you marty[08:03] <CPM> I can hear your fear[08:03] <CPM> smell it[08:03] <CPM> see it[08:03] <CPM> taste it[08:03] <CPM> it has been a while[08:04] <CPM> He will be dead by the end of this month[08:04] <CPM> death[08:04] <CPM> to[08:04] <CPM> marty[08:04] <CPM> You can hear me[08:04] <CPM> marty[08:05] <CPM> YOU CANHEARME[08:05] <CPM> YOUCANFUCKINGHEARME!!![08:05] *** Quits: CPM

[11:17] <R1> maybe i should call tom[11:17] <IUG> call tom?[11:17] <RibOnIzEr> You got his number?[11:17] <RibOnIzEr> Eh...[11:17] <R1> i don't know him personally[11:17] <R1> but i have his number[11:17] <IUG> well anyways, he is in jail[11:18] <IUG> supposively[11:18] <R1> so they say[11:18] <RibOnIzEr> Er, about something else, this chan is invite only, how do I join from IRC?[11:18] <IUG> i think that mArTy is tom[11:18] <R1> it's a joke[11:18] <RibOnIzEr> mArTy sucks nutz[11:18] <R1> i just talked to him[11:19] <RibOnIzEr> Ya, we kinda though so[11:19] <IUG> and watch you lose your grounds gold account[11:19] <R1> wow[11:19] <IUG> that would suck[11:19] <R1> all ten gold[11:19] <IUG> all my 776 gold[11:19] <R1> heh[11:19] <IUG> brb[11:19] <R1> that's alot[11:20] <R1> lata fella[11:20] <R1> fellas[11:20] <R1> guess we have to wait till tomorrow[11:21] <IUG> got to go![11:22] <R1> he's not it jail

[14:32] <spasm> marty is a jerk off[14:32] <Gcode> your a gay ass[14:32] <spasm> tom is marty[14:33] <spasm> everyone knows that right[14:33] <spasm> fulp is marty[14:33] *** Quits: spasm [14:33] <Gcode> Hot Boys and Big Tymers rule[14:33] <RibOnIzEr> K, got a call, gota fix that idiots problem[14:34] *** Quits: Jigen-kun[14:34] <Gcode> what the fuck?[14:34] *** Joins: Tom[14:34] <PReMeeR> fake tom alert[14:34] <PReMeeR> lol[14:34] <Tom> listen maty has hacked the chat he won't let me in as @Tom[14:35] <PReMeeR> lol[14:35] <PReMeeR> yeah[14:35] <PReMeeR> sure[14:35] <PReMeeR> could it be 1st of april?[14:35] *** Tom is now known as Guest46390[14:35] *** Guest46390 is now known as what[14:35] <PReMeeR> lol[14:35] <PReMeeR> yeah sure that was you Tom[14:35] <PReMeeR> lemme ask ya something[14:35] <PReMeeR> whats your brothers name?[14:35] <what> listen marty has changed everything[14:36] <what> wade[14:36] <Gcode> you guys are gay, who gives a fuck if its April the 1st[14:36] *** what is now known as tomfulp[14:36] <tomfulp> Wade fulp is my brothers name[14:36] <PReMeeR> hmm[14:37] <RibOnIzEr> tomfulp: What proves us you're tom?[14:38] <Gcode> fuck you[14:38] <Gcode> fuck you[14:38] <tomfulp> this[14:38] <Gcode> fuck you[14:38] <GanGStarR> Gcode; When i want your opinnion ill give it to ya[14:38] <tomfulp> as a child my father left me in the woods to teach me a lesson[14:38] <Gcode> fuck you[14:38] <GanGStarR> lol [14:38] *** Joins: Rocklord[14:39] <tomfulp> national geographic special on seals compelled me to make club a seal[14:39] <Gcode> Rock sucks!!!!!!!!![14:39] <RibOnIzEr> I got a better question, did you get a call 2day from a dude you didn't know?[14:39] <RibOnIzEr> ......[14:39] <RibOnIzEr> I need a smoke[14:39] *** tomfulp is now known as tomfulpisgay[14:40] <tomfulpisgay> damn martys hacking again[14:40] <Rocklord> rock does not suck rock is the best type of music ever[14:40] <RibOnIzEr> .....[14:40] *** tomfulpisgay is now known as youallsuck

[14:47] <marty_god> so how do you like ribbagrounds[14:48] <marty_god> an improvement eh[14:48] <Rocklord> ya its really cool[14:48] <GanGStarR> lol[14:48] <marty_god> yes i find it enjoybly vengeful[14:48] <GanGStarR> suckup[14:48] <Rocklord> damn too bad your movies were so incredibly bad they took them off the portal[14:49] <Rocklord> i mean c'mon if i super glued a mouse to my ass i could do better flash![14:49] <marty_god> you my friend have lost a chance at my right hand you gay ass freak of nature[14:49] <Rocklord> oooohhh! i lost a chance to be your right hand man![14:49] <Rocklord> oh no!

[21:34] <MartyFulp> Newgrounds is better now!! Cause its mine!![21:35] <harddriveerror> did you hack it?[21:35] <MartyFulp> Tom in jail la la lala[21:35] <IGniTiON_> but you messed up assassin, club a seal, and i haven't checked the rest!![21:35] <IGniTiON_> they probably suck even more!![21:35] <MartyFulp> Dont worry!! Ill add more of my friend for you to kill!![21:36] <MartyFulp> It will be awesome!![21:36] <IGniTiON_> what did you do with the other stuff?![21:36] <MartyFulp> I deleted it![21:36] <harddriveerror> what the hell is wrong whith you?[21:36] <IGniTiON_> bullshit!![21:36] <MartyFulp> My stuff is better!!![21:37] <harddriveerror> grounds gold?[21:37] <IGniTiON_> is tom really in jail?[21:37] <MartyFulp> Tom got busted cause hes a crack head!!![21:37] <MartyFulp> HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA [21:37] <IGniTiON_> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! my favorite site is goooone!!!!!![21:38] <harddriveerror> did you do anything to grounds gold?[21:38] <IGniTiON_> you bastard!!!!!![21:38] <MartyFulp> I got to remove the gold!!! or add my own!!![21:39] <MartyFulp> Makes me happy!![21:39] <MartyFulp> Should have narced on Tom a long time ago!![21:40] <MartyFulp> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!![21:40] <harddriveerror> suck my balls[21:40] <MartyFulp> Too small!! hahahahaha [21:41] <harddriveerror> I said mine not youtrs[21:41] <MartyFulp> Send me your picture!! Ill draw you bigger balls!!! we can cut those off too!!![21:41] <harddriveerror> yours[21:42] <MartyFulp> Go away!! My site rocks!!![21:43] *** Joins: MasteroftheUniverseMos[21:43] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> I knew it...[21:43] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> That was so predictable...[21:43] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Nazi.[21:43] *** MartyFulp sets mode: +b *!*@*.dlls.grid.net[21:43] *** MasteroftheUniverseMos was kicked by MartyFulp[21:44] *** MartyFulp sets mode: +b Sythrel!*@*[21:44] <MartyFulp> Dumb Synthrel too!! I got dinobot!![21:44] <MartyFulp> Everything on Toms computer is mine!!!![21:45] <harddriveerror> are you at his comp?[21:45] <MartyFulp> I took his computer before the coppers got it!!![21:47] <MartyFulp> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![21:47] <harddriveerror> imppossible[21:47] <MartyFulp> HAHAHA!!! Pico 2!!![21:47] <MartyFulp> Delete time!!![21:47] <harddriveerror> then your ip number would be different[21:47] <harddriveerror> send it to me first[21:47] <MartyFulp> ALL GONE!!![21:48] <harddriveerror> I want top see if it was any good[21:48] <MartyFulp> My what number?????????????[21:48] *** MartyFulp sets mode: -b *!*@*.dlls.grid.net[21:49] <harddriveerror> ip number[21:49] <harddriveerror> if you stole his comp[21:49] <harddriveerror> and took it somewhers[21:49] <MartyFulp> His computer idiot!![21:50] <MartyFulp> I have my own internet access!!![21:50] <harddriveerror> and hook back up to the internet it would have changed[21:50] <MartyFulp> God you dumb!![21:50] <harddriveerror> and it would have not woorked[21:51] *** Joins: eldavo[21:51] <MartyFulp> MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!![21:51] <eldavo> you guys suck ass[21:51] <MartyFulp> HAHAHAHAHAHA[21:51] <eldavo> i can hack newgrounds[21:52] <eldavo> www.newgrounds.com/bbs/[21:52] <eldavo> i tell you how[21:52] <MartyFulp> Go away!! Get off my rubbagrounds!!![21:52] <eldavo> fuck you[21:52] <eldavo> you cant hack shit[21:52] <eldavo> i am an expert[21:52] *** Joins: MasteroftheUniverseMos[21:52] <MartyFulp> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![21:52] <eldavo> suck my cock mos[21:52] <MartyFulp> Everything Tom had is mine mine mine!!![21:53] *** Quits: PrettyFlyGuy [21:53] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Hi Sy.[21:53] <eldavo> mos sucks cock[21:53] <eldavo> i am an expert hacker[21:53] <MartyFulp> Synthrel is a dumbass!![21:53] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> LOL![21:53] <MartyFulp> Never should have gave Tom dinobot!!![21:53] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> El, can you tell me what Bash is?[21:53] <eldavo> bash is a program[21:53] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> WRONG![21:54] *** Quits: IGniTiON_ [21:54] <eldavo> shut up[21:54] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> It's a shell. Called Bourne Again SHell.[21:54] <eldavo> you dont know shit[21:54] <eldavo> i knew that[21:54] <eldavo> i was just kidding[21:54] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Obviously not.[21:54] <eldavo> fuck you[21:54] <eldavo> cocksucker[21:54] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Can you tell me the core of the C programming langauge?[21:54] <eldavo> i can get the original swf files from the portal[21:54] <MartyFulp> Your a cocksocker!! HAHA!!![21:55] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Oooh. Wow![21:55] <eldavo> 010101010101[21:55] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> IDIOT![21:55] <eldavo> you suck[21:55] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> That's binary code![21:55] <eldavo> you dont know anything about hacking[21:55] <eldavo> i am the expert here[21:55] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> El, do you use AOL?[21:55] <MartyFulp> You are a kid!! Anyone can get swf files from their cache!!![21:56] <eldavo> yeah[21:56] <eldavo> why[21:56] <MartyFulp> I have the fla files!!! So HA HA!![21:56] <harddriveerror> the portal is still there any hoo [21:56] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> LOL![21:56] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Oh, I'm saving this log![21:56] <eldavo> ha ha[21:57] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Do you know what Telnet is?[21:57] <eldavo> \reboot MasteroftheUniverseMos[21:57] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> LOL![21:57] <eldavo> ha ha[21:57] <eldavo> i nuked you[21:57] <harddriveerror> I am in the portal now[21:57] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Whoops.[21:57] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Must not of worked.[21:57] <eldavo> you suc[21:57] <eldavo> you are going to reboot in a minute[21:57] <eldavo> just wait[21:57] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> LOL![21:57] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> I have a Fire Wall![21:58] <harddriveerror> the portal still works for me[21:58] <eldavo> \block MasteroftheUniverseMos[21:58] <MartyFulp> FORWARD SLASH!! NOT BACKSLASH!!! IDIOT!!![21:58] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Heh.[21:58] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Didn't work.[21:58] <eldavo> \kick MasteroftheUniverseMos[21:58] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Heh.[21:58] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> Not working.[21:58] <eldavo> \format C: MasteroftheUniverseMos[21:58] <MartyFulp> NO!! LIKE THIS!!!![21:58] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> You have to be a op.[21:58] <eldavo> cd\[21:59] <eldavo> C:\dos[21:59] <eldavo> format C:[21:59] <MasteroftheUniverseMos> LOL.[21:59] <eldavo> heh heh[21:59] *** eldavo was kicked by MartyFulp