You're Probably Bisexual If...

This is an excerpt from the humor book, "THE BISEXUAL'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE: Quips Tips & Lists for Those Who Go Both Ways" by Mike Szymanski and Nicole Kristal. Go to http://www.GuideBi.com or our My Space page, http://blog.myspace.com/bisexualsguide for more about the book, and other quizzes.

1

You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.

Yes

No

2

You admire someone from the back, It turns out to be a different gender than you expected, and you don't mind.

Yes

No

3

You've defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until they're arrested, or wear vials of blood around their necks.

Yes

No

4

You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.

Yes

No

5

You've been naked with two or more people at a time and liked it.

Yes

No

6

You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives and children.

Yes

No

7

When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.

Yes

No

8

You get depressed when you don't have any bisexual or gay friends.

Yes

No

9

You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.

Yes

No

10

You've rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and creepy people.

Yes

No

11

You spell women with a y or girl with extra "r" s, or know someone who does.

Yes

No

12

You don't care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or a bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.

Yes

No

13

You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.

Yes

No

14

You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.

Yes

No

15

You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends more than you should at times.

Yes

No

16

You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching, lamented how all of them said they were gay or "experimenting."

Yes

No

17

You read all of Anne Rice's books until 2005, when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.

Yes

No

18

You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.

Yes

No

19

You argued with all your friends about how 2005's Brokeback Mountain wasn't a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bisexuals.

Yes

No

20

You tell your friends you're dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.