Wednesday, April 21, 2010

HAPPY EARTH DAY EVE

I'm "reposting" some letters for tomorrow's EarthDay.

I can't fit them all into this post, so they'll come one after another on this eve of another Earth Day.

But first, I want to say:

Oh men of Earth...

End your murdering!

Dear, dear Earth...

Forgive us for what we have done to thee!

IT'S A JUNKYARD OUT THERE

FETA: Where are we?GRETA: The Astromap says Earth.FETA: Well, this planet has plenty of water.GRETA: True, but its atmosphere is a big junkyard of debris.FETA: When you deploy cloaking, also deploy debris shields so we don’t get penetrated by any of this junk.GRETA: O.K. Ooh, that was a close one.FETA: Deploy debris shields!(Explosion)United States Strategic Command: Stand down lasers. ET vehicle has been destroyed by space junk.