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Toot Your Creep Horn

“I don’t mean to honk my own horn, but TOOT TOOT!”

Face it, sometimes you just gotta let people know when shit is up, especially when it comes to rampant creepers. That’s why I started this blog – to toot my horn, per se, about all the fuckwads and creepers running loose and my uncanny ability to cross paths with them. However, it was recently pointed out to me that I’m not the only one with creeper stories to share (Yes, my ego has now deflated slightly), and thus per a friends suggestion I am opening up a spot on this here wonderful Bloggy McBloggerson for you to anonymously or not-so-anonymously share your creeper situation with the rest of us. (And by us I mean you, me, and my two subscribers.) That’s right, it’s time to toot that creep horn loud and proud-simply send your story to me and I’ll post it right here for all the world to see.