An article in a sci-fi/paranormal magazine that I found in my older brother's bedroom when I was 14. I think it was called UFO or Alien or something. They also had articles about remote viewing and Chupacabra

"Saying 'I have 100$' is like saying 'I have 100 inches'. Inches of what? Ropes? Books? iPads? Money can be a means and a tool to get what you want. But remember, in a camping experience, money is only good for kindling and wiping your butt."