There's an Englishman, a Russian, a Scotsman and an unemployed Muslim in a car. The Scotsman throws out a bottle of whiskey and says: "There's plenty more of that where I live!" The Russian throws out a bottle of vodka and says: "There's plenty more of that where I live!" The Englishman throws out the unemployed Muslim and says: "I don't like that guy."

Why did the boy die of starvation? Because somebody shit in his lunch box.

A priest and a rabbi are on a playground. The rabbi says to the priest: "hey, let's fuck those kids."

Five men are walking through town. One Mexican, one Jew, one Nazi, one white american, and one Black american. The white American says to the Mexican: "What time is it?" The Mexican replies by telling him what the time is. The White american thanks his friend, and they continue their stroll downtown.