Listen up boys, girls, and biologically confused organisms: I’ve been spewing self-indulgent crap all over this URL for nearly 3 years now. I think it’s time for some changes. I’m gonna update the wrote-it-and-forgot-about-it WTF at some point, but let’s go over the ground rules here.

The “post on Monday” thing, isn’t really working for me. I feel like I’m just phoning it in Sunday evening most of the time, and that sucks. So instead, I’m going to try to update at least once a week. I’ll write when the mood hits me, which I’m hoping will result in better content, even if it’s less content. If you can’t handle uncertainty in your life- you probably shouldn’t be on the internet anyway. Want to know the second a new post goes up? Click that RSS thingy over there on the right.

Also, Friday Features may not be on Fridays anymore. I recognize this makes no sense. I sort of like it that way. It’ll be an inside joke between you and me, internet. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Again, expect at least one video a week. Maybe more.

And this isn’t apropos of anything, but this afternoon a guy with experience building larger-than-life structures out of cardboard and a doctor spent half an hour trying to figure out how to unfold a stroller. After collapsing it. They had to use their phones to ask the internet. And it still took ten minutes after that. My offspring is screwed.