Toe Factor: 7 (…fruit factor included)Babe Factor: 0, although a little fruityseen: next to the plums in any Walmart

There’s always been a tension between evolution and religion, but recently divinity scholars and scientists have been perplexed to find themselves with more in common than ever before. Scientists have always believed there was a big bang, followed by plankton and sea life and ultimately land-based life, which included humans on top of the food chain… dominant primarily because of their opposable thumbs and an ability to both create NWA music, and later turn it into muzak. Theologians, on the other hand, have always believed in creationism and God’s rendering of humans in his own image. However, while doing some excavation work behind the Vince Lombardi rest stop on 1-95 by the Meadowlands, a group of Teamsters from West Orange Local #435 discovered that whichever side of the argument one adheres to, it’s clear that humans began as cameltoes, were always meant to have cameltoes and were created in the image of their maker, who apparently has a cameltoe as well.