Trust and believe, for as well as I now know Gotty™ — for as often as we discuss the order of the day or work on A, B and C together — I have no idea what he looks like. None-ski. I respect the man’s privacy, but have been left to my own devices to make some shit up in my mind.

(See: the above)

This video is how I envision Gotty’s afternoon… getting home from work, entering the humble abode and launching into this step for step, beat for beat, with perhaps a bit of robot and worm thrown in at the end for good measure. If you’ve heard Gotty’s voice in one of his Smoking Sessions, you know he sounds like he could crush small villages in his fist. If you’ve read Gotty’s writing, you know he’d probably do the Carlton in celebration afterward.

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

“If you’ve heard Gotty’s voice in one of his Smoking Sessions, you know he sounds like he could crush small villages in his fist. If you’ve read Gotty’s writing, you know he’d probably do the Carlton in celebration afterward.”

^ the juxtaposition is genius

11.21.08 at 11:11 pm

Poland Spring

I know for a fact he indeed does the robot.

11.21.08 at 11:12 pm

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

Alfonso was tapdancing….good lord

*rigor mortis sets in*

11.21.08 at 11:13 pm

David D.

Nov. 18th @ 9: 13 PM: Mr. Gottsdale listens to Theater of the MInd intro
Nov. 18th @ 9:14 PM: he does that exact dance and get the glow like when Carlton got Will’s Black Book

11.21.08 at 11:13 pm

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

“I know for a fact he indeed does the robot.”

^ probably with a damn cigarette in his mouth, with his eyes squinted from the smoke

11.21.08 at 11:15 pm

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

“get the glow like when Carlton”

^ & powers up on some Dragon Ball Z shit

11.21.08 at 11:16 pm

David D.

*contemplates puttin Teef back in the locker*
nah, DBZ is my shit…you get a pass.
*walks off and does the shoulder fake to watch Teef jump*

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

Gotty sounds like a ghetto Paul Bunyan

like he does strenuous back-breaking laborious work during the day

then goes home and reads War & Peace, drinks wheatgrass smoothies, and peers at far-off constellations through his telescope

11.21.08 at 11:22 pm

David D.

Y’know how Carlton would dream about Tom Jones coming in to sing “It’s Not Unusual”- G be daydreamin bout Plies runnin in the back door of the crib so they can do a duet: “They gave a nigga a HUNNID YEAAAAUUS”

11.21.08 at 11:24 pm

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

haha

11.21.08 at 11:45 pm

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

since Jaycee won’t do a Little Brother mix, peep this DOPE-ASS LB podcast done by Virginia Beach’s own Mike Rizzy:

“The Listening album by Little Brother will always be one of my favorite albums of all time. I remember first hearing about them in 2003 from a review of the album in The Source. I heard about LB previously from the okayplayer forums but once The Source gave the album 4 mics and drew A Tribe Called Quest comparisons, I knew I had to see for myself what all the hype was about. First song I heard was “Nighttime Maneuvers.” I said to myself, ” Whaaaaaaat??!!!. (Lil Jon was really big at this time also) I couldn’t believe what I just heard I had to listen to it again. Phonte just straight murdered that track talkin about the aids cure and heinikens. And the 9th Wonder track was like fresh air compared to all the Synth and Korg Triton beats that were filling the airwaves at the time (it’s actually even worse nowadays now though right?!). I was also really spinning records in clubs heavy around this time with my crew and this was the inspiration I needed. This group really reminded me of why I love hip hop so much and 9th Wonder was a big reason why I decided to learn production and not just dj. Although it felt like my dog died when 9th Wonder left the group, I’ll never forget how this group made me feel when I first heard them. So here’s some of my favorite joints from Little Brother. Support real hip hop. Peace.”

@amp and teef….i’d like to go to a bar and drink with you cats as we talk about random passerbys. i think it would be good com-o-dy.

@lc…i don’t even think gotty exists. i mean, i’ve read his writings and his emails…but i’ve always envisoned him as kaiser sose. like’s he’s the alter ego of this dude named “blanton” that resides in cleveland…NOT nashville. and he’s asian…but sounds hella black. and doesn’t have a kid…but has mad puppies. not dogs. all puppies.

@gotty…i’m drunk. sooooooooo, just take my shit talking as it is…shit talking. hahaha.

11.22.08 at 1:23 am

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

^ lol

like that one action-figure sized alien in Men In Black that was the pilot in the head/cockpit of the one bigger alien

i’m on my 3rd beer. next round’s one me

11.22.08 at 1:25 am

texastoker

Y’know how Carlton would dream about Tom Jones coming in to sing “It’s Not Unusual”- G be daydreamin bout Plies runnin in the back door of the crib so they can do a duet: “They gave a nigga a HUNNID YEAAAAUUS”

————
Damn dude, you’re ridiculous! lmao!

11.22.08 at 1:27 am

Teef Murray aka The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World (Is My Daughter)

Primo mixes a dime a dozen, you say?

not this one.

Mike Rizzy does one of the best to ever do it justice with dope podcast:

Gotty™ got a voice like Zeus on 3 packs of Kool’s a day, but he’s about as tall as Little Percy from Uptown Saturd

11.22.08 at 9:31 am

OED

Gotty™ got a voice like Zeus on 3 packs of Kool’s a day, but he’s about as tall as Little Percy from Uptown Saturday Night…

11.22.08 at 9:58 am

Gotty™

^ lol, sorry fam I’m 6’2″.

Yall some fools. I don’t show my face much as to save some sense of anonymity. It’s more fun that way for yall plus easier on my actual life. If you think Kanye is bad @ handling the razzi, you can only imagine how bad I’d be, being a gemini too. Takin pics of me @ the grocery? I’d throw a head of lettuce @ they bitch asses lol.

11.22.08 at 10:14 am

ds

Me being a Gem, too, I understand G$’s attitude. I’ll be ya friend. Just give me my space. And understand we have two sides. And if you don’t wanna dance with the devil, check me at a distance.

11.22.08 at 10:20 am

Greums aka Tour de Force Man

OWWE!

11.22.08 at 11:01 am

breakankles

Know this is off topic, but is anyone have G-Side’s Starshipz & Rocketz? Thanks in adv.

11.22.08 at 11:49 am

BEZ

I picture Gotty as being like Dr. Claw.

11.22.08 at 12:58 pm

Landon A.

all these theories are great and all but for real y’all Gotty is a freshman here at UK.

He’s a merchandising, apparel and textiles major and he’s pledging Zeta Phi

This dude is over at my house posting on my laptob CONSTANTLY

11.22.08 at 12:58 pm

Landon A.

and by laptob i mean laptop

11.22.08 at 3:25 pm

Black Canseco

Landon,

Gotty’s 19 years old @ UK?

*types this info into my TSS secret decoder ring–the one with teh swingout keypad under the jewel.*

Eureka!!!!

anyway, I hope Gotty ages better than the dude that played Carlton.

11.22.08 at 3:54 pm

Black Canseco

*this just in from my secret decoder ring*

Here’s the deal:

Gotty is the Remington Steele to LC’s Laura.

*swamp sounds highlight the older-than old school reference thudding the room.*

Eff it. It’s Saturday. It’s SoCal. I’m near a beach in November and y’all ain’t. so there.