Subway Cheese Scam Protest Tshirt Designed

A writeup on Digg says, “The Subway cheese “problem” has been bothering a good friend for quite some time, and after he saw the latest news on the Consumerist a day or so ago, he decided to make a protest t-shirt. I may have to wear one into my local subway as soon as the shirt shows up.”

Tongue firmly lodged in cheek, to get every last morsel of improperly laid isosceles cheese from our Subway sandwich that we deserve, we might just buy one.

When Subway advertises a sandwich as “low-fat,” they’re measuring it without any cheese added. Those slices actually add a significant amount of fat and calories. So if they sell you a sandwich with only half the surface covered in cheesy goodness, they may be ripping you off, but they’re also making sure you stay halfway between thin Jared and fat Jared.

I actually like the subs at subway and how is it a scam? when they show their subs on ads they do not show wheels of cheese on their subs, they use the triangle ones……..I just don’t get how this is a scam to begin with.

The “scam” isn’t the triangle cheese itself, but the way it’s laid out on the sandwich – in “razorback” formation, leaving gaps, rathering than alternating directions so the sandwich surface is evenly covered by cheese.

@RvLeshrac: Ditto, I got the Tuesday special yesterday and the guy making my sandwich flipped my cheese around in an instant. Very talented cheese handlers they have working at my Subway, very talented indeed.

@SybilDisobedience: yeah i get the razor back thing but how is it a scam? you get what you pay for and its not like they are trying to hide the fact that they leave cheese gaps in their subs…. this is like complaining to mcdonalds for not putting in kobe beef in their big macs.

Heh, when it comes to a shirt, that is a ripoff, the design is practically nothing, I would at least expect something on the back. Guess someone just wants to try and make some money off of something so silly.

People still haven’t figured out Subway is a ripoff? In addition to the cheese, the way they cut their bread (not sure if they still do that little “V” shape cut, as I haven’t eaten there in like 2 years), allows for fewer toppings while giving the appearance of a big old sub. I don’t eat there…$6-$7 for a little sub with little substance to it, and I am hungry again in 2 hours.

holy jeebus horatio christianson! people have absolutely lost the damn plot…
(a) it’s fucking cheese.
(b) it’s subway.
(c) [ass]uming it’s truly a conspiracy, you got screwed for 10 cents worth of cheese. give me your address and i’ll send you a dime in an envelope that cost 15 cents and requires a 41 cent stamp.
(d) or you could just shut the fuck up and eat somewhere else.

I have no sense of humor, so I’m going to rail on some people who oppose my viewpoint on this clearly serious issue of Subway cheese, as soon as I catch my breath. My rage is causing me to hyperventilate, thus preventing me from properly going apeshit on you douchebags.