FDA Approves New Tranquilizing Darts for Children

Washington | The FDAannounced this morningit gaveits approvalfor the marketing release of their newanestheticdartguns,specifically designedto calmchildren suffering from ADHD.

Thenew product is capable of putting a child to sleepin less than4 seconds andreportedly has noseriouslong-term effectson the healthof children.

Thesenew toolsspecifically createdto assist parents with children suffering from ADHD have a practical rangeof approximately 10 to 12 feet (3 to4 meters)and their effect is meant to last for a period of 4 to 6 hoursper injection.

The manufacturer advises, however, not to usethe gunmore than 1 to 2 times dailyon the samechild in order toprevent thedevelopment of aphysical addictionto the product.

“With the dramatic rise of ADHD cases, there was avery high demand forthis kind of product,” explains Mr. WilliamMurray, the company’s public relations manager.

The micro darts reportedly have no serious long-term effects on the health of children

The organizationMothersagainst Drugsqualified these dartsas a “very dangerous solution” andhas filedan application for reviewof the decisionincourt.

1 Commenton "FDA Approves New Tranquilizing Darts for Children"

I got a beta version and I just use it on my kid every 4-8 hours and they dont even wake up ! I let it wear off 3 times a day to let them get up and est and use the restroom and it’s like I have my old life back ! Great product guys !

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