Has Ken Clarke converted to Hinduism?

The short answer to that is no. The BBC reports that he fell over getting out of his car in the grounds of Parliament (Guido says in Speaker's Court) and "hit his forehead on a step". Ouch. Sounds like a balance issue to me, but perhaps those famous loafers don't provide enough grip. David Cameron assured reporters today that there was "absolutely no truth in the rumour we've been having a fight".