Susan

Full Time Mary Poppins Needed ASAP for Calgary SW Family

Family
in Calgary

Seeking Lovely, Patient, Wise & Fun Nanny for 4 Charming Children:
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets (Note: our parents prefer fresh fruit!)
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won\'t scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won\'t hide your spectacles so you can\'t see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny (We need you right away!!)
Many thanks sincerely,
ERG & C:)
P.S. Our parents also require our nanny to have a DRIVERS\' LICENSE, ideally would like to join our family for a MINIMUM OF 2 YEARS (longer always welcome!), likes play, math, science and general exploration--teaching background superb! This position could be live-in or live-out, as perfered by our perfect candidate! MUST BE ABLE TO WORK IN CANADA, will pay between 13-16/hour with daily rate preferred.
Resumes from qualifed candidates kindly accepted. Please include a contact telephone number.