Miami may be some sort of strange Banana Republican in and of itself, but, man, the rest of Florida makes us look positively sane in comparison. When Vice magazine called it "a violent, dong-shaped netherworld" earlier this year they weren't over-exaggerating. In fact, in 2011 Riptide inauguration what's become probably our most popular category: WTF Florida. Looking back, we've realized Floridians have broken the seven cardinal sins several times over. To celebrate, here's a look back at some of our favorite WTF Florida stories of the year.

Gluttony:Drunk Florida Man Calls 911 Because Taco Bell Won't Serve Him TacosFor Taco Bell, gluttony isn't so much a sin as it is a business model. Fortunately one sin Taco Bell doesn't condone is drunk driving, so don't be like Terry Lynn Kimbell and decide to call 911 because the restaurant won't serve your drunk ass tacos at the drive through window.