Would be glad to have you in the CCIW, sublight. We have 9 human coaches and they've averaged 8-10 seasons in conference. We finally broke into the top 4 conferences in season ending RPI last season and we have a good group of very active coaches. The Big Four snd New Jersey/USA South all have bad openings in recent seasons, too.

Enjoy your 4 walkons, your terrible season in your ghost town conference, and pretty much every wasted breath you take on this planet. I hope you get hit by a bus, but instead of killing you, the accident leaves you in a vegetative state where you are unable to communicate, but are still able to witness your loved ones' pain in seeing you reduced to being essentially a non-human.