"These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot."

"According to records, Sumerian farmers, priests, and civic administrators were not only befuddled, but also took issue with the face of God moving across the water, saying that He scared away those who were traveling to Mesopotamia to participate in their vast and intricate trade system."

Have you heard the latest on the complete and utter devastation that migrant workers did to the Middle Kingdom of Kemet? Sheesh, poisoned waterways, chemical and biological warfare... and I believe they even assassinated the crown prince!

After they escaped, they apparently brought down another helpless city by supersecret sonic weapons. I think it was called Jericho. Totally shock and awe tactics there.