Reverse Alchemy.

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Unlike the mythical Alchemists who labored to turn base metals, most notably lead, into Gold, I have ...

Reverse Alchemy.

I have decided I am a Reverse Alchemist.
Unlike the mythical Alchemists who labored to turn base metals, most notably lead, into Gold, I have mastered the reversal of that process.
I take my gold and turn it into lead.
And then I shoot it at paper targets.

I have decided I am a Reverse Alchemist.
Unlike the mythical Alchemists who labored to turn base metals, most notably lead, into Gold, I have mastered the reversal that process.
I take my gold and turn it into lead.
And then I shoot it at paper targets.