Wow... looking through the wallpaper section there's a bunch that contain the Oiler's schedule for March... which isn't so much a wallpaper so much as a royal edict that proclaims that the oil have one game in the entire month that they have a nonzero chance of winning. But let's not focus on the hard times to come! Spice up that desktop with Roloson's intimidating figure!

Holy shit! Nice facelift on the EAG... and then there's Lowe-ball, dismantling last year's almost Cup winners... WTF is getting into the drinking water in Edmonton lately...? I was pretty sure that all the coal had already been yanked outta Ross Flats; how do all those toxic chemicals run *uphill* all the way into the food at...uh, I was gonna put in some "fine dining" establishment downtown, but according to 'MenuPalace.com' (North America's Ultimate Restaurant & Hospitality Guide), and I quote, "No establishments were found"... When will we make it a triumvirate, and sign Klaus Nomi as the new Coach?