(The above paraphrase/quote was to go with a previous picture showing that evolutiondisbelief in the United States is almost as widespread as it is in Turkey (which I found astonishing) -- see fig. 2 in: this article)

I've been doing Perl on and off for more than 20 years. Working
structured and using strict makes Perl lose some of that uncanny ability to understand intention, but it is still easily the
best language there is.