True story... my grandmoter was a professional jar opener. She was hired by IBM in the 30's. back then, IBM produced peanuts for elephants who were the country's main form of public transportation. The company would import hundreds of peanut butter jars from Amsterdam and my grandmother would spend all day opening the jars and handing them off to the Peanut Assembler, who would reassemble the peanuts for packaging. In 1934, my grandmother was invited to England to meet the queen, as she (my grandmother) had opened her 5 millionth jar. In 1940, my grandmother lost her job as the country abandonded elephant transportation in favor of porcupines... and, as we all know, porkupines don't like peanuts.