JK JK, come back — you'll want to know exactly what to get on your cheat day! Stick around and let us tell you a little bit about the two best ideas Oreo has had after a string of gross flavors like Watermelon and Candy Corn.

We're talking COOKIE DOUGH and MARSHMALLOW CRISPY!

The word is out, too: the new flavors are tasty!

Weirdly enough, even though the Cookie Dough variety is delicious, it doesn't taste like cookie dough! We're hearing it tastes more like coffee or carmel, and someone even called it the Frappuccino Oreo. Which is just fine with us, but we'd also like a cookie dough Oreo that tastes like freakin' cookie dough! Know what we're sayin'??

The Marshmallow variety is also reportedly good, but has people on the fence — but apparently it really does taste like a Rice Krispies Treat. It just can't be called that for legal reasons!

Honestly, after all the gross attempts they've had, we're actually excited to try these! We'll have to check them out when they're launched in store on Feb. 3rd!

Oreos are kind of horrible. I notice that every time I have a few my stomach hurts like hell. Same with chips ahoy. I think whatever they are doing to the food industry sucks balls. I now make everything from scratch and it's a real pain in the ass.