JOKE OF THE DAY

Duck, duck

Goose

Published: 03/15/2013 at 7:27 PM

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer’s field, and the farmer claims it.

Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick.

“I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me,” he explains. “Whoever screams the least gets the bird.”

The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man’s privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, “My turn.”