Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML

#8 was right; shouting "oh fuck ME" is completely different and not all that weird when you hear it aloud. I say that all the time, either that or "fuck me sideways!" which is another thing that looks weird but really isnt.