Open Mic Night Guest: Steve of Norway

- Is it wrong to hope for bad things to happen to people I don't know? Just like the Chicago Cubs in 2003, the Steeds of Vengeance will ride into Fenway Park in 2004 and deny the BoSox another World Series chance.
- Is it wrong to admit Def Leppard's Hysteria was my first CD?
- Not to get agricultural here, but women with meat on their bones are extremely sexy. No stick figures please. That's not shameful.
- When exactly did mayonnaise become the Caucasoid condiment choice of Johnny White Bread? I can't enjoy hot sauce or salsa as well Hollywood?
- And I obey all posted speed limits while driving my SUV. Yeah, that's right, I drive an SUV. I enjoy polluting the atmosphere and I LOVE paying $32 every time I fill up for gas. Why? Because I can...
Steve of Norway...just part of the group there and no, I'm not from the country.