Nine thousand-nine hundred-ninetynine bottles of chicken cock on the wall, nine thousand-nine hundred-ninety nine bottles of chicken cock. Take one down and pass it around nine thousand-nine hundred-ninety eight bottles of chicken cock on the wall...

Some one once asked me if you need a rooster in with the hens for them to lay eggs,I told them that it's not required, the hens will still lay,but if there isn't a rooster around,the chicken will all be lesbi-hens.

Would have thought it was some oriental potency drug, but the fact is that chickens (roosters) don't possess a penis, so taking chicken cock really doesn't help you much. Now, if it was duck dick, that would be another story altogether.