Simbi Laveau was recently spotted in the audience of the Jerry Springer Show chanting 'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!'

Dude ,this is very true . I'm serious . I'm on film ,and I even make a comment to a guest at the end .
No one I know saw it air ,and then a rockstar pal of mine saw it down in Texas ,and I get this hysterical text message .
He was with a bunch of other musicians .No idea who ,but he's pointing at the screen going ,I KNOW HER !,

Oversword has also been on Maury Povich ten times ,because he's got all these baby mamas .
This is why he's always at work when he's on UM. He's needs 20 hours overtime a week,to keep up with his child support payments .

Simbi got her start on the New York music scene when Jon Bon Jovi promised to make her a back-up singer if she would take his poodle for a walk and pick up his poop. He was lying of course and never even gave her an audition and doesn't even remember who she is even though they've been introduced 15 times, but every time Simbi gets drunk it's just on and on about how she should've been Bon Jovi's back-up singer and also how 'She's a Little Run Away' was written about her. I don't know how many times there has been a drunken message of the following on my answering machine

It was OverSword leaving drunk messages on his own answering machine. Pretending he can’t recognize his own voice.
When he’s not singing he’s begging his own self forgiveness in voice that is supposed to sound like his ex-girlfriend.
Nothing to be ashamed of, we all believe in the truth that pleases us the most, not the one that is the closest to what actually happened.

(The problem is that his drunken alter-ego is planning to leave a message from his landlord, letting him know he doesn't have to pay rent from now on.)

Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb

Helen despises cars of all kinds and has secretly been plotting to destroy them all and bomb every last car manufacturing facility around the world forcing us all back to cycling, busing or riding a train.

No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness. ~ Aristotle

Lady Kasey deliberately forgot to mention donkey riding, because she had broken pride after trying to ride a donkey during crossing the Rocky Mountains for the first time. Her first time, not historically first, she’s not that old which is obvious from the fact that she can’t ride a donkey.

Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb

Simbi got her start on the New York music scene when Jon Bon Jovi promised to make her a back-up singer if she would take his poodle for a walk and pick up his poop. He was lying of course and never even gave her an audition and doesn't even remember who she is even though they've been introduced 15 times, but every time Simbi gets drunk it's just on and on about how she should've been Bon Jovi's back-up singer and also how 'She's a Little Run Away' was written about her. I don't know how many times there has been a drunken message of the following on my answering machine

The fact you know the lyrics ,is beyond telling . *gigglies*
Oh and,he's from New jersey ,not the NY scene. Yes,we ny scene people are very specific about this .
Bon jovi ,Springsteen ,even Madonna ,NOT FROM NYC ....ahem....yes,we are a snotty grew in nyc .

Helen is a tattoo artist in her spare time ,and in a drunken blackout,tattooed an exact replica of lady Kaseys donkey ,on overswords butt.
He was just as drunk .Lady Kasey just laughed maniacally,as Helen is not a good tattoo artist .
Said tattoo looked more like a ferret ,than a,donkey .
Oversword has a hard time explaining it to his groupies .

Tsa la gie oyate (say that ten times fast !) yearns to be a power ranger ,but is completely torn as to which color . Pink ranger ? Yellow ranger ,green ?!? Black !??!
In the mean time, Tsa la stays at home all day and practices coool power ranger yells and poses(in the mirror of course) ,while waiting for the producers to call .
Going on year 11 of waiting,but Tsa la is sssuuurrreee the call is coming .

oh well yeah.... clearly simbi can play the of the roll of a rock star ......... Yep! I saw it you tripped . he'd be better off if some one told him that he needs to be famousfirst ..........and can't come to grips with just who is martin & lewis are............ooops! there goes the wig!

OverSword is absolutely beside himself with jealousy at this precise moment. He knows that if he hears Simbi mention her fantasy lovers one more time he's probably going to die from jealousy. Unfortunately, he is at work at the moment and colleagues are looking at him writhing about on the floor, red in the face, ripping at his clothes and biting his wrists, wondering what it is all about and trying to decide whether to call 'security' or the emergency services.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.

ouija voted they call security. Not out of spite or any ill intention, she simply believes shock therapy is the best therapy when love and related mental illnesses are in question.

Why going through bureaucratic hell in order to shock someone back to mental health if you can have him tasered for free and no paper work at all.

I actually laughed out loud when I read this

Helen is especially keen that security are called rather than emergency services because she is Head of Security in OverSword's office block ............ oops! he wasn't supposed to know that. Er, too late ..... sorry, Helen .
Helen only applied for the job because it means she gets to taser whoever she wants, whenever she wants. In fact she has been known to taser herself in quiet times. Also takes it home with her at weekends.

Edited by ouija ouija, 24 January 2013 - 08:11 PM.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.