Overheards: Week 4

'20: "I'm pissed about the napkins so last night I stole a dispenser from Collis when I was drunk."

’19 #1: "If only he wasn't such a racist. Like, if he were a more covert racist I'd be okay with it."’19 #2: "Honestly, his racism is really overshadowed by his elitism."’19 #1: "Yeah, Champagne was like, his element."

’19: "I didn't know where I wanted to apply. I literally did eenie-meenie-miney-mo, and then applied ED here."