The latest tabloid cover for In Touch Weekly claims, “Forbidden Love: Sean Sneaks Off With Peta.” Is that true? Sean Lowe and Peta Murgatroyd were on fire last night, weren’t they? Their dance was filled with so much heat and electricity that I half expected them to start making out on the dance floor. Listen, I know what Sean keeps saying, that he loves Catherine Giudici with all of his heart, blah blah blah. Listen, Sean and a television monitor have more chemistry that Sean and Catherine.

Of course, Sean claims that his relationship with Peta is something a brother would have with his sister. Um, ew. I truly hope that’s not what he means when he’s gyrating up against her on Dancing With the Stars. Of course, Sean knows that the more people talk about his supposed love triangle, the more publicity he’ll get. So he brought Catherine to the studio last week for ‘romantic inspiration’.

Poor Catherine. What it must feel like to have your husband rubbing himself up all over another hot dancer. Yes, Sean claims he’s a virgin. But one has to imagine that he’s at least had thoughts about Peta, and if it’s this clear to us, what would Catherine be feeling? Well, scared that their arrangement is about to go sideways.

How much longer are they going to keep this charade up? Until they get married? Yeah, then they would be able to milk another six months of publicity when they ‘break up’ and get ‘divorced’. Be careful Sean – you don’t want to get caught cheating with Peta just yet.

Do you think that Sean and Catherine will end up getting married? And is there something going on between Sean and Peta, or is it just all chemistry and no sex? Let us know what you think in the comments.