Ke$ha Blasts Conan With Her Glitter Gun

“Blow” and “Till The World Ends” songstress Ke$ha slinked onto Conan last night, where she pummeled host Conan O’Brien with her glitter gun and lamented the fact that he shaved his beard. “I was kind of bummed because I love putting beards, like, on my face and in my mouth, and touching it,” K-Dolla said. Next she chewed off Conan’s fake beard then discussed getting a “lady boner” while running her hands through a bag of quarters. Marvel below!
Things later went from $leazy to cute when Ke$ha taught Conan how to play her theremin. No, no — that’s a musical instrument, not… oh, never mind. Just watch.

Anyone else think these two would make a cute couple? (You know, if Conan wasn’t, like, already married…)