I went to a friends house and she said "lets play risk", so we all said "ok". She went to her room and brought down this game that was like risk, except nothing like risk, as it had shite cartoon characters and stuff. We played taboo instead.

is because it would be quicker to actually get yourself voted in as Premier of your chosen country, and then set up a series of meeting with other heads of state in an attempt to convince them that you should indeed invade New Zealand.

The longest and worst game in the world, and I include the Soggy Biscuit game in that list