TAURUS: Feb. 27-March 5

Posted
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 12:00 am

Rob Brezsny

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your power animal isn't a soaring eagle, shrewd wolf or brave bear. It’s the rubber chicken. Seriously. With a rubber chicken as your guardian spirit, you'll commit random acts of goofiness and surrealism, reducing tension in those around you. It'll motivate you to play jokes and pull harmless pranks to influence folks to take themselves less seriously. Will you risk losing your dignity if it helps make the general mood looser and more generous? Nothing's better for group solidarity, so crucial these days. (Thanks, Gina Williams.)