Friday, January 3, 2014

Let "REPO JAKE" take you away!

Crappy new year!

Thus begins another marker in time of the unending parade of terrible, hilarious cinema. We're happy to have you along for the ride. Speaking of rides, make sure you're up-to-date with your payments, or you'll get a visit from "REPO JAKE"!

This 1990 direct-to-video stars Grizzly Adams -- er, Dan Haggerty as an ex-marine looking to restart his life in the quiet, laconic town of Los Angeles. Great choice, Jake. Just like the choice of becoming a repo man. Almost immediately, Jake becomes embroiled with the Mob, the porn industry, demolition derby, and awkward dinners with his beautiful neighbor. Action ensues and the bad guys' asses are repossesed!

Get advance tickets now at the link, and you'll start the new year off right by saving money. It's gonna be a killer night of great stand-up, special guests, free popcorn, and the new HMN t-shirts now on sale! Be the funniest person/persons in the theater, and you will win a special prize for the walk home (because your car has been repo'ed).

It's gonna be great! We're looking forward to seeing more of you in 2014 -- maybe someday we can move in together. Until then, hover around us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and our mailing list. See you soon!