In the wake of the tragedy in Paris, this is the time we change

Everyone has to look towards the only religion that can stand up to the insane militant muslims.

Islam cannot contain their aberrant since their own bible advocates murder.

Judaism & Christianity cannot confront them, unless we all agree to fully support the efforts, and so far we cannot even agree on the time of day.

Pastafaria is the religion of last resort: islam promises its murderous followers 72 virgins when they die. Big deal: The Church of the FSM's heaven has beer volcanoes and stripper factories.

Some religions hold that people were created by a deity; science demonstrates that people evolved from lower lifeforms, and evolution says humans and chimpanzees differ by only 3% of DNA. Pastafaria proves that people evolved from pirates because people and pirates share 99.999% common DNA. No other lifeforms are closer to people than pirates so Pastafaria is obviously the most accurate and true.

Religions claim their followers can only eat certain foods at certain times of the year. Pastafaria requires that The FSM's followers eat foods at all times of the year, followed before and after by strippers and beer.

Knowing all this, which religion has the best chance of making the most people happy for the most time?

It is time that we all follow Pastafaria so that He will lay his noodly appendages to solve all our problems. After all He boiled for our sins.

Everyone has to look towards the only religion that can stand up to the insane militant muslims.

Islam cannot contain their aberrant since their own bible advocates murder.

Judaism & Christianity cannot confront them, unless we all agree to fully support the efforts, and so far we cannot even agree on the time of day.

Pastafaria is the religion of last resort: islam promises its murderous followers 72 virgins when they die. Big deal: The Church of the FSM's heaven has beer volcanoes and stripper factories.

Some religions hold that people were created by a deity; science demonstrates that people evolved from lower lifeforms, and evolution says humans and chimpanzees differ by only 3% of DNA. Pastafaria proves that people evolved from pirates because people and pirates share 99.999% common DNA. No other lifeforms are closer to people than pirates so Pastafaria is obviously the most accurate and true.

Religions claim their followers can only eat certain foods at certain times of the year. Pastafaria requires that The FSM's followers eat foods at all times of the year, followed before and after by strippers and beer.

Knowing all this, which religion has the best chance of making the most people happy for the most time?

It is time that we all follow Pastafaria so that He will lay his noodly appendages to solve all our problems. After all He boiled for our sins.

which do you want to go to? 72 virgins who don't know how to do anything, as your reward for killing innocents, or beer volcanoes and and an endless supply of strippers just for existing and killing nobody?

which do you want to go to? 72 virgins who don't know how to do anything, as your reward for killing innocents, or beer volcanoes and and an endless supply of strippers just for existing and killing nobody?