Toby's Diary

Mum changes our water every day so we have fresh. Whilst Josie prefers hers from the tap I'm very happy with my bowl and drink plenty.

But this morning mum noticed something in the bowl.

"Yeuch - what is that?" she wondered. And then "it's a fish. How did that get in there?"

Given that fish live in water that struck me as a foolish question.

"It probably swam there."

"Toby - it's not a real fish. It's a fish-shaped biscuit that looks like like it came out of your biscuit bowl. Biscuits can't swim."

Then I remembered. When I was a kitten I quite often used to dunk my biscuits in my water before eating them. It's a labour of love to get them firstly out of the one bowl and secondly into the water and last night I had been trying to test if they were as good like that as I remembered. They weren't. Which is why I left the fish in the water.

Tuna juice might make them taste better mate. I love to eat tuna just for the juice. I don't know why you're mum asked what the fish was doing in your water. Fish live in water and that's where they belong.