Did you do it at work because I might have been in the stall next to you. Somebody had a jailbreak in there that must have pebble dashed all over the flush handle and back wall before the main ordinance hit the bowl. The resulting odor was so offensive I had to quickly evacuate and continue my mission in the toilet down the hall.

Are they sure it isn't a TX Ranger, who blew his top after years of ignoring how everybody treats him and raising three boys alone, even when it's obvious that the boys are from his ex-wife cheating on him before she disappeared?

/they better find him before he gets his thumb shot off, while fighting with his new gf's, criminal ex-boyfriend.