literally me today
me : by guys see you later
*door closes and the sounds of a car leaving*
Brain: hey bro you parents are gone you can watch porn with volume
Me: nah
Brain: do it faggot
Me: **** PORN IM WATCHING MLP FULL VOLUME

one night the internet on my laptop wasn't working..my brother can speak to computers, so i went to his room to see if his was working..i knocked, but he didn't answer, so i opened the door and caught him fapping to porn with his headphones in