69 Places To Have Sex: The Interesting, The Odd & The Funny : The Lion's Den University

Class Notes - 03/31/15

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03/31/15 - Class Notes

This class we are going to be discussing multiple things from the textbook. Re-read some of the sections you discussed later to make sure you understand all of it. In order to get back to the site once the teacher goes away, simply hit the close button at the top right next to comments and share. If you are the teacher and reading this, cut the kid a break - if your class was more interesting this would have never happened in the first place.

If you’re adventurous and maybe a wee bit of an exhibitionist, then you need to start having sex in creative places. Whether what you’re looking for is romantic, sexually liberating, or just straight-up, ballsy, LDU has compiled a list of places for you.

WARNING: Some of these places may be a tad uncomfortable but they’ll be worth it to be able to say you did.

1. On a porch swing. (Back and forth, back and forth.)

2. Inside a cave somewhere. (It’ll be an adventure. But look out for bears.)

3. On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road (or deserted parking lot.)

4. On a pool table. (The one you’ve got at home or in the billiards place you frequent despite being frowned upon and possibly even ticketed for public indecency, up to you.)

5. The library. (Remember, shhhh, you have to be quiet.)

6. On top of the washer or dryer… while it’s running. (Mmmm vibrations.)

7. On a rug in front of a fireplace. (Yes, like something out of a Boyz II Men music video.)

8. On a secluded island beach. (This one will cost a bit.)

9. In the backyard under the stars. (On the deck, the grass, a blanket.)

10. In the woods after it rains. (Dampness is nice.)

11. Or just in the rain. (Anywhere, really.)

12. On a motorcycle. (Stopped and parked, obviously. Make sure it wasn’t running recently or you’ll get some nasty exhaust burns.)

13. In a public restroom. (This is a common one, but it’s fun every time.)

14. In an airplane restroom. (If you can do this, why not join the mile high club!)

15. On top of a hill. (You’d have quite the view. And feel like you’re on top of the world.)

16. On a rooftop. (Reindeer aren’t the only ones that can make noises on rooftops.)

About the Author: PocketJLo is 4'10" but what she lacks in height, she makes up for in decibel level and booty. Hence the nickname. She's fiesty, spunky, loud, way too energetic, and she loves words -- spoken or written -- A LOT.

under a flipped over canoe! in a closet in your parents room! in your kids room! your grandparents room! the hospital! in school! in your basement with the lights off! in your backyard! while your eating dinner/lunch/breakfast! at 4:20am/pm!in the back/front of a police car! in a police department! at a sewage plant! doing it with someone other than your friend at a friends house! at a store! in a park! in a lighthouse! on a tiny boat lost at sea! in a desert! in a museum! in a helicopter! in a tank! on the toilet! and many more places!!

My weirder experiences:
1. In a closet in a furniture store (I’d say it’s original and hell was it fun!)
2. In a bed in a furniture store (same thing)
3. In a dressing room in H&M (now, this was scary)
4. In one of those tubes you climb through on a playground (great for when the weather’s not very nice and kids aren’t there)
5. On a jungle gym (same thing)
6. On a trampoline in a basement (it was actually pretty comfortable)
7. Under a full moon, stars and with a great view of the city (too romantic)
8. In a castle (medieval
9. While watching a rainbow above the city (also too romantic)
10. Under a tree with fireworks behind my back (missionary, a great view for her)
11. On and under a dam (just something different)
12. On several benches in very public places (not very original, but still fun)
13. On somebody’s driveway (thank you)
14. In the middle of a road (exciting, but dangerous)
15. On a bike trail (too many people disturbing you)
16. On a public pavement (same thing)
17. In a company’s parking garage (try not to get caught)
18. On an escalator (why wait?)
19. On a balcony (a show for others)
20. In the hallway of a grocery store (it’s warm there)
21. Next to a mall (also, too many people disturbing)
22. In the school hallway (a little too risky)
23. In the snow (fun to try, but be sure to wear something warm)
24. When it was 3.2°F (-16°C, fun times)
25. On a bus stop while it was raining cats and dogs (definitely something I would recommend, especially since I love storms)
26. In an alley in broad daylight (meh)
27. In the grass with people walking by (we sure got a couple of weird looks)
28. Behind a department store

Public sex is great in my opinion, it adds so much to the experience. The way I see it, I will never forget these just because of the emotions I felt (fear, shyness, embarrassment, enjoyment and intense orgasms).

1. On the kitchen table (What’s for dinner)
2. On a desk (Work it)
3. On a memory foam bed (Speaks for itself)
4. Against a tree (The bark is worse than the bite… unless you’re into that kinda thing)
5. On a swing set (Up up up and AWAY)
6. In a tree (Look out below)
7. Upside down on gymnastic rings (Practice makes perfect)
8. On a bus (The couples on the bus go…)
9. At a graduation (Stand up and be recognized)
10. At a ball game (Let’s see those balls)
11. In a fountain in Rome during the dead of night (That’s Amour e)
12. At a race (Finish at the finish line)
13. On a pontoon boat (Motor boatin’)
14. At someone else’s wedding (A day to remember)
15. On a military base (FIRE)

I’ve done it at:
1. Bedroom
2. Bathroom
3. Kitchen counter
4. Living room couch
5. Living room floor
6. Middle of the backyard
7. Shower
8. Walmart parking lot in the backseat
9. Mom’s old work parking lot at night in passenger seat
10. Driving (nearly died like 5 times)
11. Finacee’s bed with open window in the middle of the day
12. Her floor
13. Her pool.
14. A hotel I rented

. 2 Times in 1 Day @ SandCastle Water Park in Pittsburgh. (Did it an open grass by the river where you can lay your towels and items down. Not many people were around at the time. We moved to a private location behind some walls. Did a quickie in a two person raft in the lazy river.

.PNC Park Bathroom

.Rest stop in North Carolina

.Funeral Home (Upstairs. Nobody was around.)

.Disgusting Motel-No Tell in the Ghetto. Got first BBC that night!(Hot if your into Dirty Locations.)