From Veronica Mars 1.02 “Credit Where Credit’s Due” –
Veronica: I printed out the entire browser history from Logan Echolls’s computer in his fourth period computer lab class.
Wallace: So is he guilty?
Veronica: Well, of wanting desperately to see pictures of Alyssa Milano naked, yes.

From Psych 1.01 “Pilot” –
Lassiter: You solved all these crimes – what was it – watching the local channel 8 news reports?
Shawn: All right, I confess, that’s not true. Sometimes I watch channel 5. I prefer channel 8. The weather girl? Adorable.
Lassiter: So you’re telling us that you can read guilt off of TV interviews?
Shawn: Can’t you?

From Dead Like Me 1.03 “Curious George” –
George: (voiceover) One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. “Hey, you have ten fingers, I have ten fingers, let’s be friends. We’ll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them.”

Ricky

All Stars:

Let’s us start the 80s Winners Circle now. Same rules as the 90s – vote +2 and -2.

From Dark Angel 1.15 “Haven” –
Sage: Tryptophan…I’ll get you some milk.
Max: How did you know?
Sage: My aunt’s a doctor. She doesn’t just give you a glass of milk when you can’t sleep. She tells you why it’s gonna work.

from The West Wing (5.16) (2004):
Leo McGarry: I’m sorry, but can we really justify spending $800,000 on “A Bioculutural Approach to Female Sexual Fantasy and Genital Arousal”?
Toby Ziegler: [takes a beat] How can we afford not to?

I have a LOT of West Wing quotes and nothing from CBS or ABC so here’s another from West Wing, 3.11:
CJ: Should we postpone the State of the Union? What are the rules on that?
Toby: He’s required to give Congress information on the State of the Union. If he buys Congress a subscription to the Wall Street Journal, he’s fulfilled his constitutional obligation.

couchpotato

ABC:

BODY OF PROOF – 11 (-3)
CASTLE – 85 (+3)
THE MIDDLE – 84
ONCE UPON A TIME – 55 (+2)
SCANDAL – 22 (+1)
HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS – 27 (-2)
MODERN FAMILY – 41 (-1)