Myles' Weekend Adventures, 3rd Anniversary Column: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Yes, by the time I finish and submit this column, and my editor-in-chief publishes it, three years will have passed since I wrote my first column for AINews.com.

I hope that everybody has enjoyed my writing, and that they will continue to read what I have to say in the future. It has been a pleasure to review my ladies for all the fine people who patronize AINews.com, and I have no intention of stopping my writings any time soon!

Now, having said that, let us begin the discussion of beautiful women, a subject near and dear to all of our hearts!

Naughty School Girls Finals

Thursday evening, August 16, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club to observe the Naughty School Girls Contest Finals.

The ladies competing in the contest in order of appearance were: Phoenix, Cee Cee, Cynthia Slave (or possibly Slade), Katana, and adult film star Katarina Kat.

All of the ladies performed very well on stage with nice costumes and good musical selections (rock music for the most part). It is a shame they all could not have won. They were all quite deserving.

First place went to Katarina Kat, second place was won by Katana, and third place was well earned by Cee Cee.

Taryn

I either never knew, or I had forgotten, that Taryn, the Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year 2007, was also featuring at the Rouge this weekend. So, being able to observe one of her shows was not only an extra added bonus, but it was a rather pleasant surprise.

Thanks to a flat tire on the 60 Pomona Freeway, I missed Taryn's first show, but I hung around to observe her last show of the evening and to chat with her for a while after the show.

To start the one show I was able to observe, Taryn wore a white gown sort of item that is very hard to describe. While I am at a lost for words to describe this item, I can say that it looked very beautiful on her, and even better off of her! Taryn also wore a silver colored thong and clear, platform-soled, stiletto-heeled shoes.

I could see why Taryn won the 2007 Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year competition from the way she performed during this show. The lady did a very good job on stage. Also, her interaction with the tip rail settlers, while not exactly naughty, was very good. I would have to describe her interaction as being somewhat affectionate as in creating a girlfriend experience for the lucky persons who received her attentions.

After having seen Taryn perform, I rather regret not having gone to the Rhino clubs to see her sooner. Once I did speak with her, I found her to be very sweet, friendly, and a very good conversationalist. As a matter of fact, I very much enjoyed the time we spent chatting and getting to know each other a little. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing her again some time soon.

Hopefully, this lovely young woman will elect to pursue a feature dancing career. If she does, I hope that anybody reading this article will make every effort to get out to a club to see Taryn perform and to meet her in person.

Stephanie Swift

Friday afternoon, August 17Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with my friend, Stephanie Swift, and to observe her matinee show.

For her matinee show, Steph wore a camouflage utility cap, a midriff length, camouflage, military style jacket with short, puffy, sleeves and a camouflage mini-skirt with a long zipper in the front. The jacket and mini-skirt were both decorated with several small, silvery, sequins scattered here and there. Beneath the jacket and mini-skirt, Steph wore a black bra, the breast cups of which were covered in silvery sequins, and a black thong. The front of the thong was covered in silvery sequins. To finish out the costume, Steph wore a pair of black, almost knee-high, platform-soled, high-heeled boots that laced up the front.

Steph performed this show to rock music.

Steph always performs well on stage with lots of very good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.

Friday evening, I returned to the Van Nuys Rhino to spent a bit more time with Steph and to observe her first show of the night.

As luck would have it, Steph chose to wear the same costume and perform the same show as she did for her matinee earlier in the day. Had she known for certain that I would be returning to the club later in the evening, she would have no doubt selected a different costume and show to open the evening with. But then, I certainly didn't have a problem with seeing the same show twice in one day. Hey, it was Steph, and I love her to pieces. In fact, I love all of her pieces, but we won't go into that at this time.

Stephanie Swift is one of the sweetest, friendliest, women it has ever been my pleasure to know. She is smart, can hold her own in a conversation with anybody, and thoroughly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Of course, I do highly recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see my friend perform and to meet her in person. I can't see anybody ever being disappointed with having spent time around Steph!

Check Steph out at: StephanieSwift.com

Adult film star Nikita Denise came into the club and stayed until after Steph's first show was finished.

While I was waiting for Steph to come out for her signing after the show, I went over and spoke with Nikita Denise for a few minutes. What a nice lady Nikita is, and she is so hot as she ever was! The lady is beautiful!

Nikita can be seen at: NikitaDenise.com, NikitaDenise.org, and many other websites.

During her first signing, Steph introduced me to her friend, adult film star Brianna Love. Brianna is a very good-looking young woman, has a good sense of humor, and is a lot of fun to chat with.

Brianna is considering the idea of beginning a feature dancing career in the near future. In fact, she may be going on the road with Steph as a duo soon. I for one certainly do hope so. I am dying to see this young beauty on stage! I am certain that she has the makings of a good feature dancer. I believe it will only time a little bit of time and experience, before she is one of the best!

Brianna can be seen at: BriannaLove.org and other websites.

Shy Love

Saturday night, August 18Th, the third anniversary of this column, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to see Shy Love and to observe her first two shows of the evening.

For her first show Shy wore a beaded headdress that resembled something an Egyptian dancing girl might wear, at least so far as Hollywood movies are concerned. She also wore a skirt-like piece consisting of a belt, for lack of a better word, and strings of rhinestones dangling from around the bottom edge. Additionally, Shy wore a gold-colored bra and G-string, and clear, platform-soled, stiletto-heeled shoes.

During her second show, Shy wore a red riding hood, a mini-dress that was red from the waist down, black from the waist up, and had a white bra-like piece at the top. The dress had white lacing that crisscrossed in the front from the waist to just under the breasts. Beneath the mini-dress, Shy wore a black thong with a trim white line around the top and around each leg hole. Finishing out this costume was a pair of just above the knees length, black, platform-soled, high-heeled boots that laced up the front.

Shy performed both of these shows to rock music.

As always, Shy committed great interaction with the customers, even coming down from the stage to play with customers sitting out on the floor. She even brought customers up onto the stage and played with them including me. (Hey, who am I to argue with a sexy woman?)

Shy Love is a very sexy, smart friendly woman with a great sense of humor. And, she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Of course, I do recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Shy perform and to meet her in person. I'm certain they will enjoy the experience.

Check Shy out at: ShyLoveXXX.com

Sunday, August 19Th, I had to make a quick trip to Phoenix, Arizona. Before I headed back home, I stopped in at Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret for a couple of hours. While I was there, I meet a dancer that wasn't there the last time I visited the club last November. Her name is Paola Oakley, and she is a hottie! She is also a good dancer. If any of my readers are ever in Phoenix with some time on their hands, they should drop in at Stevi's club, meet Paola, and buy a couple of dances with her.

Well good people, this brings us to a close one more time. Let us all return safely to continue the discussion of beautiful women the next time around. In the meantime, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

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