…questions that we just sometimes feel the need to answer in video form.

This isn’t strictly a cactus and succulent video, and in fact it is unquestionably the stupidest thing I have ever committed to video and posted on the web for all to point at me and laugh. So go ahead, I dare you.

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Oh, goodbye cruel world, I’m off to join the circus
Gonna be a broken-hearted clown
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin’ smile….

Well, the joke’s on me, I’m off to join the circus
Oh, Mr. Barnum, save a place for me
Shoot me out of a cannon, I don’t care
Let the people point at me and stare
I’ll tell the world that woman, wherever she may be
That mean, fickle woman made a cryin’ clown outta me

(excerpts from James Darren lyrics – Goodbye Cruel World, recorded long before your time but somehow fitting!)