New blood! We need new blood! Let's not participate in the ever popular coaching shuffle by recycling someone who couldnt cut it somewhere else.

Itokemhomie34

01-09-2007, 09:12 PM

anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

I think I read somewhere he was in Arizona the year before they hired Dennis Green. Him and Denny went out on the town and after a few beers, Denny bet Wayne he couldnt stick his head down a manhole. Wayne won the bet but theyve been trying to get him loose ever since. Fat headed Fuker. I cant believe you would even pull the Fontes out your A$s, loser.:wink:

retired opfinistic

01-10-2007, 09:11 AM

I think I read somewhere he was in Arizona the year before they hired Dennis Green. Him and Denny went out on the town and after a few beers, Denny bet Wayne he couldnt stick his head down a manhole. Wayne won the bet but theyve been trying to get him loose ever since. Fat headed Fuker. I cant believe you would even pull the Fontes out your A$s, loser.:wink:
He's token what you're smokin, and I don't mean poles!:lol:

finsrclowns

01-10-2007, 03:27 PM

Wayne Fontes?:sidelol: Wassamatta, Art Shell turned you down?:lol:

finsrclowns

01-10-2007, 03:28 PM

He's token what you're smokin, and I don't mean poles!:lol:

In your case I do mean poles.:lol:

Mike13

01-10-2007, 04:38 PM

Who?

Itokemhomie34

01-10-2007, 08:21 PM

He's token what you're smokin, and I don't mean poles!:lol:

then I understand. Smokin carpet will Fuc k you up!:goof:

retired opfinistic

01-11-2007, 10:30 AM

I do mean poles.:lol:So I heard!:lol:

Kinzua

01-11-2007, 01:44 PM

Good God! Wayne Fontes! I think he served me Taco Bell the other day!
Why doesn't someone just call Buddy Ryan while we're at it?
Maybe we can get Dave Krieg as our QB!

New blood! We need new blood! Let's not participate in the ever popular coaching shuffle by recycling someone who couldnt cut it somewhere else.

Marv Levy is taken -- and doing a very fine job, btw! :D

retired opfinistic

01-11-2007, 03:18 PM

Marv Levy is taken -- and doing a very fine job, btw! :D
yeah he's taken

taken his prune juice
taken his viagra
taken his blood pressure meds
taken his extra diapers on road trips
taken his baby food
taken his....ah you get the point.

Kinzua

01-11-2007, 03:52 PM

yeah he's taken

taken his prune juice
taken his viagra
taken his blood pressure meds
taken his extra diapers on road trips
taken his baby food
taken his....ah you get the point.

Marv keeps in shape by running about 3 miles every day. I bet that's farther than you run. I know it's farther than I run! :lol:

DolfanTom

01-11-2007, 03:55 PM

I do mean poles.You do angry Polish guys?

retired opfinistic

01-11-2007, 04:10 PM

Marv keeps in shape by running about 3 miles every day. I bet that's farther than you run. I know it's farther than I run! :lol:
My wife just became a personal trainer and has me doing cardio for 75 min a session. works out to around 15 miles a pop.

finsrclowns

01-11-2007, 04:18 PM

You do angry Polish guys?

This place got politically correct or I'd unleash my arsenal of polack jokes.:lol:

finsrclowns

01-11-2007, 04:19 PM

My wife just became a personal trainer and has me doing cardio for 75 min a session. works out to around 15 miles a pop.

This place got politically correct or I'd unleash my arsenal of polack jokes.:lol:
Q: What did the polack say when he was being done up the butt by finsrclowns?

A: That all you got?

:lol:

Legal disclaimer: This joke was not intended to offend the fine people of Poland or those in America of Polish decent. It was soley intended for the complete insult of finsrclowns. DolfanTom, Inc. apologizes for any misunderstanding of said joke.

retired opfinistic

01-11-2007, 04:44 PM

How do you get the walker onto the treadmill anyway?:lol:
weak, dude. I'm 2 ****ing years old! I won't need a walker for ages!

finsrclowns

01-11-2007, 06:21 PM

weak, dude. I'm 2 ****ing years old! I won't need a walker for ages!

:confused: Why am I conversing with a ****ing 2 year old then?:lol:

DolfanTom

01-12-2007, 10:55 AM

weak, dude. I'm 2 ****ing years old! Stay away from my daughter Opie! She just turned two last week!

I've been warning her :tantrum:

tcdrover

01-12-2007, 12:46 PM

anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

OK, this is definitely the worst post of all time...:lol:

retired opfinistic

01-12-2007, 06:03 PM

:confused: Why am I conversing with a ****ing 2 year old then?:lol:
nice to talk on your own level.

retired opfinistic

01-12-2007, 06:05 PM

Stay away from my daughter Opie! She just turned two last week!

I've been warning her :tantrum:
:evil:

I'm hung like a four year old!

:lol:

finsrclowns

01-12-2007, 11:14 PM

nice to talk on your own level.

In your dreams diaper boy.:lol:

finsrclowns

01-12-2007, 11:15 PM

:evil:

I'm hung like a four year old!

:lol:

A 4 year old butterfly maybe.

Mike13

01-13-2007, 01:14 AM

I know it's farther than I run! :lol:

Run or roll?

Bills Own You!

01-13-2007, 03:15 AM

anyone know what hes been doing with himself. i wouldnt be surprised if we have tried contacting him.

I heard he was Alabama's first choice and turned them down, hence the reason they went with option #2 Savior Saban.:lol: