Yes,, today is a great milestone....I began on Catholic Match in 1913......100 years ago today...Back then phones and electricity were very new and we had to take trains to meet someone...The moderator back then was a man named Ivan and he was a real tryant...

In 100 years I did experience some success on CM.....In 1938 there was Phyllis...I took the train to meet her in Salt Lake City...We went to a Steakhouse and she ate 4 steaks and 6 baked potatoes...Let's just say that Phyllis never met a meal that she didn't like....We broke off the relationship when I couldn't eat fast enough and she was eating the food off my plate too...

In 1956 there was Loretta....She said that she really loved me...Before I was to travel to see her,,,Loretta met a guy from the """ Athiest Match """ site...His name was "" Shifty "" and he was a professional "" Pick Pocket ""....Shifty took Loretta to Las Vegas where they ripped off the Las Vegas tourists for over $6 million dollars....

Then in 1989 there was Amy.......No need,,,I'm sure to go there.....Everyone read about Amy in the newspapers....She should be realeased in 2025...So I've paid CM over $300,000 dollars in 100 years,,..but I did meet 3 women...

I've asked Jerry and the moderators for some discounts due to my longevity with CM,,,,but they acted like I was taking away their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches....In maybe 2046 I'll find my Sweetheart....We can play checkers and shuffleboard together and use our walkers to walk into the sunset together...

How long have you been single and on CM ..???????

AND I AM A HAM,,,SO I EXPECT YOU TO WISH ME A """ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY """...,,

Happy Anniversay Kenny - did they give you a watch or something?At least a discount or a free month?I baked you a cake - did you get it yet? I will be here 40 years in January. I remember when they used to use carrier pigeons to deliver emotes!Here's hoping the next 100 will bring you even more joy!Hugs!

(quote) Trish-977181 said: Happy Anniversay Kenny - did they give you a watch or something?At least a discount or a free month?I baked you a cake - did you get it yet? I will be here 40 years in January. I remember when they used to use carrier pigeons to deliver emotes!Here's hoping the next 100 will bring you even more joy!Hugs!