Why is the ice cream machine always broke or it’s not at the store, or the black hole swallow the machine? I am asking serious question. Do people order ice cream a lot that causes the machine to break all the time? Are they lying all the time?

I was in McDonalds the other day and the mangers was chastising an employee for making an ice cream cone too large. It was a nicely shaped ice cream that was bit larger than standard but not gaudy by any means. The employee handed it to the customer and said “don’t nobody pay for ice cream and want some little cone with barely anything on it”. That employee needs a promotion.

Usually you get the “machine is broke” response because they don’t want to clean the machine McDonald’s uses a liquid ice cream base that they are probably just too lazy to keep cleaning through the day and night

There needs to be a giant neon sign on every McDonald’s that says whether or not the ice cream machine is broken so nobody has to go in or wait in line at the drive through only to be crushed by “sorry, the machine is broken. Do you want a hot apple pie?”

Fuck you and your hot apple pie! It’s 102 degrees and now I’m trapped in the drive through line because there’s people in front of and behind me and no exit

I haven’t ordered ice cream from McD’s in years. Yesterday, my mom and I go to the McD’s drive thru, and she says, “Does McDonald’s still have ice cream?” Of course, I say, “Yeah, but the machine is broken,” because my brain has become 50% memes.