Steve Martin

Quotes from Steve Martin, the Wild and Crazy Guy: “I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.” “The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.” “What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.” “All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.” “I could not handle being a woman, I would stay home all day and play with my breasts.” “I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you are an idiot.”