So how does a man of limited vocabulary and creativity judge another person's lack of talent?

Does he look at his own work and then at the work of the person he wishes to judge? If they are of the same quality, then does he gets out his big rubber stamp and deems the other person "UN-TALENTED"?

#1: your blog sucks and is unfunny. #2: the reason you don't comment on my blog is that you don't visit my blog, most likely because the humor's above your head. #3: I'm not here to insult you, Mr. white ninja, but rather to "constructively criticize" your very bland blog. It sucks. Really bad, in fact. If I have one good thing to say about you, it's that you don't delete the comments that work against you, or your ugly-ass eye. But you're still an asshole, Phoenix, and you know it.

I'm much better than you...I rest in this small comfort. I may even delay my suicide another week...just so you can remain disappointed...

#4: Yes, I don't know why I keep forcing you to come back to my really bad, bland blog (wow, tongue twister!) But you hit the nail on the head, I really am forcing you to come back again and again. Your curiosity won't let you stay away for long. Oh, you can try, but you'll fail. A few days will pass, and you'll start to wonder...has he replied to my comment? What did he say? Did he insult me? Oh, I'm going to get him! And right back you come. It's almost too easy. The Force, as they say, can have a strong influence on the weak-minded. I find it to be a powerful ally.

#5: Why would I delete negative comments? Actually, I have deleted negative comments before, if they contained foul language (my little brother reads this), but I'm becoming more relaxed about that. But, why should negative comments have any effect on me at all, beyond brief amusement?

#6: "You're still an asshole, Phoenix, and you know it." Well, duh! Hi, have we met? ^_^ Have I ever denied the fact that I'm an asshole? I'm not just asking you. Thomas? George? Mike? Anyone? Have any of you ever heard me say "I'm a nice guy" or "No, I'm not an asshole"? I mean, EVER? No. I'll even correct people. "Oh, Phoenix, you're so sweet." "No, I'm not, you just don't know me very well yet. But you'll learn."

#7: Claims of superiority cannot puncture my massive, inflated ego. Nor can threats of suicide elicit sympathy from my stony resolve. But nice try. ^_^ Maybe next time, you'll get through to me...