The things we don't need to be reminded of department: Lady Gaga's Christmas song

Indeed, before she was playing to the art house crowd, Lady Gaga was conceptualizing what the holiday season might look and sound like if Hugh Hefner's girlfriends were to kick Mom and Dad out of the kitchen. There shall be no Christmas tradition safe from a sexual metaphor, and no holiday season cliche too obvious to touch (Santa, you and your R-rated laugh have been called out).

Or maybe it's simply the greatest holiday music parody since "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"? The church organ, after all, is a nice touch.