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I need some help over here! Please help, I think he's got third ...

Mr. Garrison: I need some help over here! Please help, I think he's got third degree burns!Doctor: Give the child to me!Mr. Garrison: Is he going to be alright, doctor?Doctor: Uh...Mr. Garrison: Is he going to live?Doctor: It's a stick.Mr. Garrison: Dammit, don't give me that medical jargon! Just tell me straight! Is he going to be OK?

Mr. Garrison: Mr- Mr. Twig, are you OK? Mr- Mr. Twig?(He lifts up the covers and notices Mr. Twig broken)Mr. Garrison: (Screams) MR. TWIG IS BROKEN IN HALF!! WHO DID THIS!? YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARD!!