An FB friend said that when she saw Dark Knight on Saturday, some jackhole pounded on the emergency doors halfway through the film.

Ontariolightning.. nice troll.. got the grammar/spelling wrong as a bonus attractant, plus being the bewbies post. It's a shame that it makes you sound French.. which kinda undermines the whole sissy thing.

BronyMedic:ontariolightning: Americans are such sissiesThey are scared easy as deer

Oh, yeah. It's not like people from Ontario would panic about any-

Ontario calls for national handgun ban after shootings.http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/07/19/matt-gurney-in-afterma t h-of-shootings-lazy-ontario-calls-for-a-handgun-ban/

Actually, that's not a panic.. it's a smooth move that the USA will soon duplicate themselves, citing the Canadians as an example of what should be done.. This is unfortunate event is timed nicely with the demands of the UN that Americans have their guns under tighter control if the Americans want to be a team player.

I was waiting in line for the next DKR showing in the adjacent theater when this went down. The first guy out of the theater was running at full speed; he was going so fast he couldnt take the corner and wiped out into the cordon next to the ticket taker. Within seconds, he was on his feet and pressed against the wall by a cop that was asking firmly (but not over the top) what was going on. he said he didnt know.

Lots and lots of screaming followed shortly thereafter, plus a small flood of scared people coming out of the theater. Saw another cop enter the theater with his hand on his holstered weapon. We moved away from the theater and toward an emergency exit until it was clear that there was no immediate threat.

Only casualty was my wife's diet coke that got kicked over as we all moved quickly away. Theater gave us a new one for free.

Dead-Guy:Actually, that's not a panic.. it's a smooth move that the USA will soon duplicate themselves, citing the Canadians as an example of what should be done.. This is unfortunate event is timed nicely with the demands of the UN that Americans have their guns under tighter control if the Americans want to be a team player.

That's a beautiful troll. Hot-button topic, short, succinct, and just vague enough to be inflammatory. I'm sure you'll even get a few bites.

In my day, we saw movies about gangs like Colors and The Warriors with gang members in the audience. When fights broke out we cheered and made bets. After the film ended, we'd head back to our cars in a zigzag motion to avoid any potential gunfire./OhFlibbityFloo

SageC:In my day, we saw movies about gangs like Colors and The Warriors with gang members in the audience. When fights broke out we cheered and made bets. After the film ended, we'd head back to our cars in a zigzag motion to avoid any potential gunfire./OhFlibbityFloo

How ironic that it takes only a series of small mass murders of less than a Jonestown or two, by white loonies who legally purchase 6,000 rounds of ammo and umpteen semi-automatic or automatic guns,and used not to mention using legal household products to rig up a few IEDs and smoke bombs, to bring the Black Urban Theatre Experience to Whiteys and attractive and successful Caucasian-Americans every where. Yes, I agree. Americans are wussies. Well, not exactly wussies. They are prone to panic. When they panic they tend to shoot first and not ask questions, such as "Who am I shooting at? Why? Is there real and present danger or am I just a panicky idjit like all the other guys shooting?" That's no wussiness. That's just plain garden variety human nature, aka stupidity. Americans are human nature writ large. It's all that freedom and meth they suck back, not to mention Chuck Norris' pheromones.

And ironic also it is that apparently being free and able to become a mass murder any time you like is proof that you need to never, ever restrict the right to acquire and amass huge arsenels of arms legally and without government supervision or interference of any kind. Because YOU HAVE TO HAVE MASSIVE ARSENELS OF WEAPONS IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT BACK AT THE PANICKY IDJITS WHEN SOME LOONY SHOOTS FIRST.

I am looking forward to the day when Stephen Harper and his Loyal Republican Harpies(TM) manage to turn Canada into the Free for All that is our delightful and charming neighbour to the South (Guatemala, no wait, Mexico, wait, I'll get it eventually, Nicarauga, well, one of those Southern corporatist-type states).

By the way, I found a second black male in my family tree over the weekend. The first was Donovan Bailey, a minor Canadian boxer who is world famous in the boxing world right across Canada. The other is Barrack Obama, who is, as it turns out, related to seven US Presidents and descended from Charlemagne via Kings of England and Scotland (just like Idi Amin!)

Yep, we just have to keep on keeping on. Between Crazy White People and Crazy Black People (to paraphrase the conservative pundit, Chris Rock, who is actually very fond of the N-word, in fact, if anything more so than Uncle Ruckus), Western Civilization is rolling along gangbusters. Well, gangbangers, at any rate.

You know the old saying: Every N-word peasant has his dog to kick.

If you can't find a dog, there's always Obama. Cousin Obama, that is. Not as dumb and inarticulate as Cousin George, but like him the product of a schizophrenic society where the sane people just can't seem to get the upper hand over the loonies with guns, possibly because so few of the sane people have or want guns because they know that guns are more likely to turn on you in a suicidal moment than they are ever likely to be turned on bad guys, even if you include the Government and the police and the clergy and theatre goers among the bad gusy, as many Americans and Canadians and others do.

SageC:In my day, we saw movies about gangs like Colors and The Warriors with gang members in the audience. When fights broke out we cheered and made bets. After the film ended, we'd head back to our cars in a zigzag motion to avoid any potential gunfire./OhFlibbityFloo

Adults who want to see a movie in peace are out of luck, unless they also enjoy listening to the Scumbag Steves, Lakeeshas and Rafaels of the world talk about their star-crossed ghetto love-life problems at full volume, and aren't bothered when one of them resorts to scrapping to settle their ghetto disagreements.