** New Jersey Crew**
**Florida Crew**
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I always hoped that you would stop posting here. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the squats and oats. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to HNNG threads and crying about feels.

those salami things are present on some small ones, now thats something you dont want to see

I ~cringe~ @ people who use: dude, bro, what in the actual ____, I'm done;DEAD, so fetch, so legit, so clutch, lost it, real gem, welp, like omg, whole nother, on so many levels, hella, cash, have a good one, etc.