The first step is to realize that Sharktopus is not the ultimate predator, and that we humans do not live in the water. The ultimate predator would have to be a land creature, with enough legs to move hella fast, some kind of poisonous sacs, and huge freaking bear claws and teeth.

Why? Sharks haven't changed in 150 million years. They are, essentially, the ultimate predator. But if you're all butthurt, how about Landsharktopus? The ultimate Candygram deliverer

So they're throwing darts at pictures of animals to come up with their movies now? Hey, far be it from me to rip on a sci-fi channel movie. It just seems like they could be making new tv shows instead. Even a show like Firefly that they seemingly purposefully cocked up would seem to be a better investment if they didn't do the cocking up thing, just saying.

ArkAngel:The first step is to realize that Sharktopus is not the ultimate predator, and that we humans do not live in the water. The ultimate predator would have to be a land creature, with enough legs to move hella fast, some kind of poisonous sacs, and huge freaking bear claws and teeth.

Why? Sharks haven't changed in 150 million years. They are, essentially, the ultimate predator. But if you're all butthurt, how about Landsharktopus? The ultimate Candygram deliverer