The Cyborg Ninja: Snake's biggest fan whose only goal in life is to get beat up by him. In real life, we call this 'stalking'

A big Star Wars fan, the Ninja has mastered the art of deflecting bullets with his sword

During an illicit Woman's Bathroom rendevous, Meryl and Snake go into a whole spiel about the tragedy of love and war which we might be able to take seriously if Meryl wasn't only wearing her panties(oh those wacky Japanese programmers)

Meryl expresses her displeasure at being oogled by prepubescent teens and weird 30-something loners

Mess with Meryl, and she'll toss your Special Forces butt around like a rag doll

Possessed by Psycho Mantis, Meryl tries to cap you. You're not going to stand for that, are you?

Psycho Mantis can use his telekinesis to throw everything at you except the kitchen sink. Also a Star Wars fan, he even goes so far as to use his last words to rip off Darth Vader's death scene

Sniper vs. Sniper duel against the explosively sultry Sniper Wolf

These bad guys have obviously seen Dr. Strangelove one too many times

Solid Snake gets harassed by Liquid Snake's Hind-D attack helicopter

Sniper Wolf's last stand. At least she's dressing a bit more sensibly now in preparation for her big death scene.

Vulcan Raven: No trip to Alaska is complete without being molested in a meat freezer by a 300-pound Eskimo wielding a minigun

Say Hello to Metal Gear. Say goodbye to Washington D.C.

Solid and Liquid settle their differences the bare-knuckled, shirtless ubermensch way