Booze Review: Kahlúa

College students sure love their coffee and alcohol. While the former is generally consumed in the a.m. and the latter in the p.m., the line between the two has been blurred as students chug dark roast to get through an all-nighter and darty it up on the weekends. With Kahlúa, a coffee-flavored liqueur, you get the best of both worlds.

Grade: B

Smells Like:

A coffee shop that doubles as a liquor store. Why are we not funding this?!

Tastes Like:

Your usual order at Starbucks mixed with your usual order at the bars.

Typical Drinkers:

– People with both a caffeine and alcohol problem.

– Baristas who regret majoring in art history.

– A solid 20% of the people in any given 8 a.m. lecture, including the professor.