My MP’s disgrace

I recently met with my MP, Amber Rudd, and asked her to facilitate a meeting with the City of London police in order that I could report the massive HSBC fraud. Knowing that MPs are busy I offered to draft the body of the letter, which she accepted. Instead of writing a letter she asked her office manager to contact the police and who sent them the email below. Unfortunately for Ms Rudd, the police included the email thread when they contacted me (subtext: “We’ve had this nutter contact us”). But she is an ex-banker and PPS to Osborne. Of course, the police did nothing and don’t take me seriously.

Dear Detective Chief Inspector Manley,

Further to your conversation this morning, please find attached two letters actually drafted by Mr Wilson which he asked Amber to use on his behalf.