I know that pitching in Coors Field is a royal bitch, but this staff would be bad in any ballpark. Ten different pitcher have started a game for the Rockies and not a single one has an ERA under 4.70. Half of the ten have ERAs over seven. Seven!

Their Danny Sandoval:
Who doesn't hit in Colorado? Apparently, infielder Chris Nelson, who's hitting a mere .236.Their Danys Baez:
As bad as the starting staff has been in Colorado, the bullpen has been pretty decent. Adam Ottavino, Rafael Betencourt, Matt Belisle and Josh Roenicke have all been solid. Esmil Rogers had an 8.06 ERA but somehow the Indains traded for him last week. So, I guess I'll give the award to Rex Brothers, who is actually only one person, and has a 4.24 ERA.

What I'm Drinking:
Coors Banquet Beer - I love this stuff. There are a few macro-brewed beers out there that I just love and this is one of them. Original Coors is just plain, simple beer. There's absolutely nothing special about it. You want hoppy beer? This isn't it. You want roasted malts and full body? Keep looking. You want generic, thirst quenching, bubbly brew that tastes even better once you hit the second twelve pack, then this Buds Coors is for you.

April 1st: Will they win the division or just be a wildcard?May 1st: Will they make the Playoffs?June 1st: Will Utley and Howard ever come back?June 15th: Will they have a winning season?June 19th: Will they have the 1st draft pick?