The Dong Show: 10 Penises Featured On HBO

10 Penises Featured On HBO: "True Blood"

Last week, the girls of College Humor had a "boner" to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them "in between the boobs" or on their own, they plead with the network to show us "an inch of grade A man meat" for every pair of breasts. A fair request. The good news is that the "True Blood" season six finale delivered some dong. Sure, it was a blink-and-you-miss-it glimpse of Alexander Skarsgard's flaccid, flaming penis. But still, with the magic of slow mo, we saw it in all of its uncircumcised glory. It's a step in the right direction. Click through for a SFW retrospective of all the love sticks we've seen on HBO. [Beasts of Man]

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