PP: So, um, after examining how I handle stress and the way I freaked the fuck out just because I was late to work, I think I might need to look into anti-anxiety medication. I think if someone gave me one of those stress balls or something, I'd beat them to death with it.

Next time you're both near the thermostat, stop her and point at it until she begins to speak. Before she finishes speaking, scream "NO!" in a very high loud, high pitched, very short voice. Do this three or four more times, then scream a longer, maybe a five or six second "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" in a similar shrill fashion, culminating with a devastatingly vigorous head shake. We're talking a head shake of a willsmithian caliber. She'll know what's up.

After the no and willsmithian headshake it's operation balls and angry eyebrows.

Pretty much. The only variation is that he squats on the hood of her car as she tries to leave. And also frown and shake your head no.

PP: still hungover at 3 in the afternoon. And for some reason they're playing dubstep at max volume in Little Caesar's. I can understand wanting to listen to music while you work, but maybe turn the volume down enough for me to not have to yell across the counter for you to hear.

PP: Damn you steam! I bought the Darwinia/Uplink combo and now you have Multiwinia and the whole Introversion package for a fiver?I may not get an extra copy of Darwinia or Uplink but DEFCON: Everybody Dies, love that title

PP: I had ordered Super Metroid for $10 + $6 S/H on ebay, excellent price, considering a lot of the more popular SNES games are something like $40-$60. Anyways, I just got a message saying he LOST the game. How careless do you have to be?