My (Crazy) Reality

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You've seen her twist it.
You know the crazy.
But you haven't seen it all in one place before.
Catch up on the twisted tales you may have missed along the way from International Bestselling Horror, Romance and Satire Author-Shrink Erin Lee in this limited time collection of twisted realities. More than a dozen spins on the classics, including new bonus tales, spun so crazy you won't be able to find a happy ending.
Welcome to My Reality, featuring never-before released Smoldering Cinders and more, from the author who's not so sure that crazy was born in Wonderland after all…

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