Say you find yourself in the Orinoco River in South America, AKA "the Portland of the underwater." Somewhere between the sunken record store and the aquatic boutique with the hundred-dollar bowties lies the best artisanal donut shop this side of the tide!

Piranhas know what air-breathing hipsters do not: there's no need wait in line all morning for an underwater donut if you can scare away the tourists! These fashionable fishies guard their favorite neighborhood haunts by developing a reputation as vicious flesh-eating river beasts! The tourists can't eat your donuts if all the tourists are in your belly.

Fret not: make friends with a Piranha for all the cuddles without the carnage! She may even let you in on where to find that awesome donut shop!

7 squishy inches of the safer kind of chum. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!mini_squish_piranha_7new

NibblesBy: Kathleen W. (Lake Elsinore, CA) 12-6-2017
I got this guy about three weeks ago. when I opened him up and took him out his teeth were pointing strate down. Its ok though, I got out the needle and thread and sewed his mouth into the correct position. I love him, and named him nibbles. If your thinking about getting him dont wait any longer, hes just as cute as he is in the picture. If the teeth thing happens to you, dont worry its really easy to fix. Order him today, so he can swim into your heart, and nibble your ear!

Love it!By: Jessica A. (Webster, MA) 7-18-2017
I got one of these adorable little guys and I love him. Named mine blood. They are so adorable and they have the cutest underbite :)

Adorable! Worth the wait! By: RainSong (Kent, WA) 6-6-2017
I am so, so, so happy that I preordered the Piranha! He is so adorable and so soft! Mine has a tooth that sticks out a little (from the way he was packaged) so I named him Snaggletooth!

The wait was worth itBy: TobyCutler (Springfield, OR) 6-3-2017
I pushed really hard to help get enough preorders and I'm glad I backed it! What a cute fishie. Perfect hugging shape too.