3. All my problems growing up till now were rooted to my volatile temper. This is the reason why I wanted to enroll in a martial arts class, to channel the anger into something useful, like beating people up.

4. I have very little patience for idiots, manipulative pricks, rude, miserable and uninteresting people.

5. If I fail to reproduce, I plan to adopt a child or two one day.

6. I hate being complimented based solely on the way I look. I think men who do that are superficial.

7. I love people who are astonishingly smart. I get to learn from them.

8. My greatest regret is that I did not take up Fine Arts to become a cartoonist, just as I planned since I was 7 because I was afraid I’d fail the entrance exam at UST.

9. I’m very blunt. People mistake this as being rude. I’m never rude. I’m just blunt to a fault.

8 Ways to Win My Heart

1. Don’t be a dumbass. Challenge me. There is little to no chance of a second date if I get bored and I get bored easily.

2. Don’t act like you’re in a job interview, listing down all your accomplishments during our date as if I cared (It happened, yes.)

3. I can smell fear/desperation/lameness/neediness as accurately as a jungle cat so play it cool. I see weakness and I go for the jugular, it’s how I’m wired.

4. I think the sexiest trait a man can have is confidence. Be confident but don’t overdo it. No one likes a show-off.

5. Keep your promises and I’ll keep mine.

6. Always show up on time but expect me to be late for at least 30 minutes, each and every time. It’s unfair but that’s how I roll.

7. I love guys with a very wicked/dry sense of humor.

8. Sending flowers every now and then would be nice. Don’t send me food. I’ll get fat and blame the sender.

7 Thoughts That Crossed Your Mind During The Day

1. Work

2. Shopping money

3. Should I shop now or just enjoy the bed weather at home? (Chose the latter)

6 Things you want to do/happen before you die.

1. Learn martial arts

2. Buy a house, a car, a trust fund, and a college plan for Waki

3. Explore Italy with my two best friends

4. Travel all over the world with my sister

5. Buy my own condo/house here in the city so when I retire in Tarlac, I can visit and go shopping every now and then

6. Invite all my friends from college and party like it’s 2003 a day before I actually die. (Hopefully I die in a car crash and not of cancer, can’t party when I’m bedridden)

5 Turnoffs

1. Manipulative

2. Emotionally needy

3. Superiority complex

4. Bad hygiene

5. Being a deadbeat

4 Turn ons

1. Wicked sense of humor

2. Intelligence

3. Confidence

4. Chinoy (Love your own)

3 Smiles that describe my life.

1. :))

2. 😀

3. 😐

2 Things You Wish You Never Did

1. Got fat at such a young age and way later in life

2. Waited too long to end certain things

1 Confession

I wish to meet someone that would really sweep me off of my feet and dazzle me with his wits. For once. Where’s my Mr. Darcy?! Where is he?!

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Tina Lee

Tina Lee-Almazar is a writer with an insatiable appetite for all things bright, shiny, and beautiful. She's a beauty junkie, a shopping connoisseur, a book collector, and a purse addict. Tina has a long-standing (and well-documented!) but one-sided love affair with cats. Special talents include: the ability to eat again an hour after eating, shopping at 3 different malls in 1 day, and taking a 3-hour power nap every day including weekends.