Since although I almost always enjoy being
trackside, and watching the racing cars; Uhm, Yo Tomaso Thar Over there Dude!
NO! Over to the right, a little further right; Hya!

Nope, it AIN'T the Formula 1 Circus that
convinced Mwah to go back, it's the Post Race's Concert Performer, although NOT
that Justin Kid! As I'm looking very forward to hearing the legendous' Stevie
Wonder perform Sunday evening! As Stevie's so Hip' and righteous...

Meanwhile, I'm ARSE-Sumin' we WON'T have to
worry 'bout our glorious leader being in the house, like seriously Trump',
you've got nothing better to do in your abominable presidency besides calling
your fellow citizens Son Of Bitches and then having your Sidekick Mr. Pence
continue the charade in person at another football game; SHEISA!

But Circuit Of The America AIN'T exactly
endearing itself to Mwah anymore, as they're currently sitting on two strikes
and have also fouled two more pitches...

First COTA, or was it Austin itself? Got rid
of the wonderfully entertaining, enjoyable FREE Downtown Austin F1 Fanfest
activities.

Strike Two! Is not only the fact that COTA
once had FREE Shuttle service, but now has the audacity to charge you an extra
$35 per day if you wanna be dropped off directly at the gate? Otherwise your
measly $15 per day Shuttle transport will drop you off 20 minutes walking
distance AWAY from the gate's entrance;BASTARDOS!

As I'll Skip any
comments 'bout the environment, pollution; Oh Never Mind!

Suppose it's a petty foul, but when I receive
an email telling me that my tickets have been mailed, and being Blind,
naturally I'm expecting that means traditional paper tickets have been sent
instead of two cloth wristbands, like where's my tickets Vern!

And Seriously! The best Y'all can do for
support races is the Kindergarten F4 and 'Ol Timers vintage racecars? As
personally the Ferrari Challenge and Porsche Supercup races were far more
entertaining than thee pinnacle 'O motorsports is!

While lastly, hopefully not too many of our brightest
Bulbs will be displaying Thar intelligence over the Grand Prix weekend...