Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.All: What?!Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.Rachel: And?Monica: Well, that's it. People never say "We need to talk" unless it's something bad.Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.Monica: Really?Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.

Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It's the most intense physical competition in the world, it's banned in 49 states!Monica: What are you talking about?Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I've even had my own octagon training ring designed.Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?Monica: My parents will be so happy.