3. A humiliating European defeat for United in which David De Gea was the hero. Who’d have thunk it?

4. Roy Keane’s now wishing he invited Athletic Bilbao to Old Trafford shortly after his prawn sandwich comments so he could stand in the centre circle with a microphone and proclaim: “Exhibit A, your honour.” The Basque support was immense.

5. Today Rafael will mainly be ambling across motorways, blissfully unaware of the danger posed by oncoming articulated lorries.