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I’ve been watching a lot of Gwen Stefani interviews today to see what exact kind of personality we’re looking at, and so far I’ve learned that she stays in touch with Madonna, once wanted a pet monkey and continues to describe her husband as “hot” years after their wedding.

Shakira is more than just the only refreshing thing on The Voice season 4 (besides Michelle Chamuel) and the only bangable pregnant woman, she’s a recording artist with a buttload of international fans who are impatiently waiting on her next album.

“I have no idea of where I want to go musically, but I’m fine that way,” Shaki said in an interview with Elle. ” I don’t need to remain faithful to any concept, you know.”

So her new sound could be anything from Hurdy Gurdy Screamo to Argentinian Goat Folk, but I’d like to see her lean on the rock she’s only previously dabbled in. (“Poem to a Horse” part II please.)

I happened to see the studio where The Voice is filmed when I traveled via wheelbarrow to California. It’s an unremarkable black square with no windows in The Valley (where it’s already hotter than the toilets at the U.S. Championship Cheese Contest).

Pope was a clear favorite with two high-charting iTunes covers, including one (“Over You”) that knocked “Gangnam Style” from the top. Her win in season three was the most watched finale in the show’s short history, with 14 million viewers.

Complimenting pregnant women is not easy for outsiders. Usually it’s friends and family showering the expectant mother with kind words about their glowing skin (and skin really is the only thing you can compliment because there’s so fucking much of it).

When Shakira posted this photo ofher round belly, about to pop out an adorable little vagburster that better not taint her ability to yodel and make her hips tell the truth, I found myself reaching for something nice to say.

Queen of Loca She Wolves and time and space-defying belly dancing Shakira was nearly bitten by a sea lion during her vacation at what appears to be Cape Of Good Hope in the Southernmost point of Africa.

She shared this info along with some pictures from her trip which were posted to Twitter as well as Facebook one of her posing with some penguins and another of a baboon on the car she was traveling in.

Turns out the Columbian pop star was trying to get a closer look at the creatures when one came uncomfortably close to her.

Shakira is more anomaly than human. Her achievements read like a hopeless list of wishes from a tasteful Yale graduate. Star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame? Latin Grammy person of the year? Position on the presidents Advisory Commission on Educational Excellence for Hispanics? Triple check.

I really enjoyed The Monster Ball, and Britney’s Femme Fatale tour but I also saw both in person, not to brag or anything. Shakira, however, I have not seen live, therefore I would actually watch Shakira, Live From Paris (En Vivo Desde) due out December 6, on DVD and blu-ray.

That’s today, so if you need any more reasons to purchase or pirate this, go watch the clip of her performing her breakthrough song “Whenever, Wherever” on Rolling Stone, HERE. The concert took place at Palais de Bercy in June where she performed all her biggest hits, and rotated her body like a Colombian sex army knife.

Shakira, 34, reportedly kicked his Spanish (literally from Spain) black and white ball-squeezing ass to the curb after infidelity reports surfaced in the overseas media.

Shakira, who became famous in the states after her 2001 hit song “Whenever, Wherever,” split earlier this year from her agent/boyfriend Antonio de la Rua after 11 years of being together. (He s still representing her, in a business-like manner)…