A Man Reacts to Spring's Hottest Trends

What do men really think about those Pop Art coats and full-on fringe dresses? Patrick Varone speaks truthfully about our favorite looks from the Spring 2014 runways. Plus, read his hilarious review on the midi skirt.

Alexander Wang

Alexander Wang

In today's fast-paced world it makes sense to roll out of bed in half pajamas, half your-man's-best-work-shirt. When I was in college girls were rolling out of bed and going to class in baggy flannel pants and ripped over-sized sweatshirts, so it's nice to see growth in lazy dressing. (Please note: You are likely to be turned away from the gate whilst trying to board a flight in this number.)

Louis Vuitton

Louis Vuitton

Finally, the outfit that any woman can pull off! If you're looking to seamlessly transition from winter to spring and were also wondering what would happen if Cher's 1986 Oscar headpiece had a child with The Black Swan, boy does Louis Vuitton have the look for you. These peacock feathers will keep you warm on those chillier spring nights and will really convey a message that says, "I'm not in captivity. Jealous?"