Jeff Kent’s epic “Survivor” loser speech …

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I haven’t watched “Survivor” in years. But I’m kind of wishing I did after viewing Jeff Kent’s excellent rant after he was voted off the island in this week’s episode. There’s a lot of rage packed into this 23-second clip, the former Giant second baseman’s final words while the credits rolled. Note the shot he took at Obama.

I’m guessing that a lot of people who know Kent have heard this speech, or one similar to it. But is anyone else surprised he didn’t squeeze an insult at former clubhouse nemesis Barry Bonds in there?

“Survivor” is in the Philippines this year, and Kent was the eighth member voted out, in an episode ominously titled “Dead Man Walking.” Not sure if they still let cast members bring a personal item, but I’m guessing his were teeth whitening strips. He looks appropriately haggard, but his teeth are eerily perfect.

This may not be the last must-see moment from “Survivor.” “The Facts of Life” actress Lisa Whelchel is apparently still competing in the CBS reality show. Judging by her history as an outspoken conservative, I’m predicting a shot at Obama on the way out as well. If these had aired earlier, Romney might have taken Ohio …

Thanks to “The Murph and Mac Show” on KNBR for the tip.

PETER HARTLAUB is the pop culture critic at the San Francisco Chronicle and founder/editor of The Big Event. He takes requests. Contact him at phartlaub@sfchronicle.com. Follow him on Twitter @peterhartlaub. Follow The Big Event on Facebook.