The Kids in the Hall‘s Bruce McCulloch brings his totally fucked is-he-on-drugs-or-isn’t-he brand of humour to the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, absolutely fucking free!

Bruce covers a wide range of completely fucked topics, including the burning of Michael Jackson’s hair, his acid-filled youth, Andre the Giant’s butterfly collection, and much more!

We’re not sure what Ricky slipped Bruce, but holy fuck, this conversation goes into outer space! Bruce is in Nova Scotia performing in his live show Young Drunk Punk, but you wouldn’t know that from his appearance on the podcash because he barely mentions it. Instead, Bruce chats about The Kids in the Hallbeing as old as AIDS, his love of CB radio, where he was when Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire, and a whole lot more.

Ricky points out that Andre the Giant died on this day in 1993, and he and Bruce talk about his origins on top of the beanstalk.

On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves! Holy fuck the fans are talented. They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes. Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!

They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh. Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!

Trailer Park Cats comes from the fucked mind of Scott Wagner, who puts an animated kitty spin on classic Trailer Park Boys scene, and in this episode, he sets his sights on a fan-fucking-favourite moment from Season 3 when Ricky invokes the Freedom of Choices and Voices act in order to allow him to smoke and swear while defending himself in court.

Soak up the feline nostalgia and see kitty versions of J-Roc, Tyrone, Cory, Trevor, and more!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles tackle fan questions ranging from “how to pass a piss test” to the morality of hobo fights. One fan asks if Ricky will ever get into the licensed medicinal marijuana business, and a question about winter school cancellations leads to a story about Bubbles getting his testicles (or was it his tongue) stuck to a flag pole.

Oh – and the Boys pass on the most important advice perhaps ever given – don’t, under any circumstances, fuck with Tie Domi!

Ricky feels pretty confident that he could rock an inauguration speech like nobody else, and you can hear a preview of it on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys eat vegetables and ponder how much they would have to eat to offset the many ways they fuck their bodies over. Also, Ricky learns about the man behind the “Hollyweed” hoax and is in awe of his brilliance!

The Boys also discuss some more money-making ideas for 2017, which leads them to ponder the best ways to harvest kitty fur. Ricky shows his respect for the man behind the “Hollyweed” hoax, suggesting he might actually be smarter than Stephen fucking Hawking!