Ratzinger Joke

Karl Rahner, Hans Kung and Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger all die on the same day, and go to meet
St. Peter to know their fate.

St. Peter approaches the three of them, and tells them that he will
interview each of them to discuss their views on
various issues.

He then points at Rahner and says "Karl! In my office..." After 4 hours,
the door opens, and Rahner comes stumbling out of St. Peter's office. He
is highly distraught, and is mumbling things like "Oh God, that was the
hardest thing I've ever done! How could I have been so wrong! So
sorry...never knew..." He stumbles off into Heaven, a testament to the
mercy of Our God.

St. Peter follows him out, and sticks his finger in Kung's direction and
"Hans! You're next..." After 8 hours, the door opens, and Kung comes out,
barely able to stand. He is near collapse with weakness and a crushed
spirit. He , too, is mumbling things like "Oh God, that was the hardest
thing I've ever done! How could I have been so wrong! So sorry...never
knew..." He stumbles off into Heaven, a testament to the mercy of Our God.