Song: Stand by England by Stella & the True Blues

Stella has been commissioned to put together a campaign song for her local Conservative Party… a job’s a job we suppose, but we preferred it when she was working for evil pharmaceutical companies.

Sometimes you’d love to leave this IslandLiving costs have just got out of handFresh food’s priceyFuture’s diceySo you must now live on all things cannedIts damper, duller; there’s places warmerThere’s no chance in hell that you’ll stay tannedAnd though you earn less‘Cos we’re in a messYou must still stand behind England