If you’ve just bought an SUV, stay out of Harris County, Texas. That’s where an army of bat-wielding teens smashed, slashed and sprayed 50 SUVs to teach the “arrogant ladies” who drive them a lesson, cops in Texas say.

The youths, who call themselves the “Environmental Guerrillas” used bats embedded with nails to smash windows and cut tires and sprayed graffiti, including Nazi swastikas, on the vehicles, according to investigators.

Roland Rioux rescued a stray cat from the cold and named him Munchkin. This week Munchkin repaid the kindness by waking his master up as his house erupted in flames.

Rioux, 76, of Hudson, N.H., had just fallen asleep watching TV when an electrical short in the basement sparked a blaze. Munchkin began jumping on his master’s chest and woke him in enough time to flee the inferno.

A Florida jury has rejected a man’s claims he should be compensated for a sleep disorder he claims to have suffered since being served the wrong soup at a restaurant.

Donald Johnson, 64, demanded $55,356 from Shoney’s after it served him clam chowder instead of potato soup – which he said caused psychological trauma.

Staffers at an Irish hospital have been searching frantically for a fingertip that disappeared hours before it was due to be sewn onto a man’s finger.

The top of the patient’s right middle finger got clipped off and he was rushed to a Galway hospital with the severed fingertip in an ice bag.

“That bag was beside me, but I don’t know what happened to it after that,” said the unidentified man, who’s had his mangled hand temporarily stitched while the hunt continues.