The Top 5 Dos and Don'ts of the Week! Who's With Me on These?

And...we're back! This week we all shook off our turkey comas, changed from our elastic-waist pants back into real-people clothes (a shame, but it had to be done) and returned to regular, post-Thanksgiving life. So: Who made your Dos and Don'ts list this week? My winners-n-losers, after the jump.

And...we're back! This week we all shook off our turkey comas, changed from our elastic-waist pants back into real-people clothes (a shame, but it had to be done) and returned to regular, post-Thanksgiving life. So: Who made your Dos and Don'ts list this week? My winners-n-losers, after the jump.

DO OF THE WEEK: CONAN O'BRIEN IN MEGGINGS

Or majeggings. Or whatever we've decided to call jeggings when a man wears them—as Conan did for the duration of his monologue last night. Now, I'm not a huge fan of jeggings for women. But despite our own Tracey Lomrantz's crusade to keep these shellacked denim leggings off the streets of America, they have weaseled their way into women's closets everywhere—so why shouldn't men get the treatment too? Conan took one for the team last night and bravely bared all (look at those teeny tiny delicate ankles!) in practically spray-on pants, and I have to say, he rocked them.

DON'T OF THE WEEK: THE TRAGIC TRAIN WRECK OF BRIDALPLASTYIt's E!'s reality show in which brides-to-be compete to get head-to-toe plastic surgery for their wedding days. I'm not saying it's not compelling TV ("I want this butt face fixed!" moaned one of the contestants in the first episode), but honestly, the whole idea's too depressing for words. Who are these women so desperate to look like anyone other than themselves? And who are the sorry grooms-to-be who actually cheer them on? "One of the main reasons I want plastic surgery is that there are certain dresses I do NOT feel comfortable in," said Netty, one of the contestants, Sunday night. I have dresses like that too, Netty, so you know what I do? I don't wear them! Try it!

DO OF THE WEEK: HAVING FUN WITH YOUR NAILS

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Last night at a restaurant, my waitress's fingers were painted a beautiful, dark, murky greige, with neon bright pink tips. Really! And it looked amazing—just another sign that as with hair color, what once would have looked odd now just looks awesome. But you already know that, don't you, girls? I've seen your crazy-gorgeous do-it-yourself French manis. You're a Do!

DON'T OF THE WEEK: EMAILING ANYTHING REMOTELY PERSONAL FROM WORK

This week's big political story? The latest batch of revelations from WikiLeaks, the website dedicated to airing the secrets of governments and businesses in public, usually by releasing formerly private emails, videos and, this week, a quarter-million State Department cables. You're wondering, perhaps, what this might have to do with you, the Glamour reader? Well, if Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, and the governments of the world's most powerful countries have all had their diplomatic communications read worldwide, it seems like an excellent moment for the rest of us to remember that it doesn't require a Julian Assange (that's the renegade dude behind WikiLeaks) to reveal our secrets: Your own boss can do it whenever she likes. About three-quarters of companies in a recent survey monitor their employees' emails, and that's legal, so don't job-hunt, sext or, y'know, order spying on your supposed diplomatic allies from your work account. Do it from home, OK?

DO OF THE WEEK: ALICIA KEYS' "LAST TWEET AND TESTAMENT"

I straight-up love Alicia, and this is just the latest reason why: She's declared that she won't tweet or post on Facebook until a million dollars is raised to benefit her beloved Keep a Child Alive, which provides AIDS-related care to children in Africa and India. Other celeb members of the "digital dead" include Kim Kardashian, Justin Timberlake and Usher, and you can declare yourself "dead" for the cause too. Love that.

That's my list! Tell me, before you sign off for the night—what made yours? And are you with me on Bridalplasty?