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Top Ten Midget Movies

Welcome to the second edition of MovieGuys Top Ten. This week we are diving into the world of little people. Everyone loves little people cause they are always good for a joke or two, but sometimes they can be a little scary or freaky. Either way, you go midgets/little people are always entertaining. Up next, our top ten midget movies. One of these days we need to update the list to include Midgets vs Mascots.

Vern Troyer – Mini Me

Top Ten Midget / Little People Movies of all time:

Leprechaun– The scariest midget/little person I’ve ever seen but definitely a funny dude. This green guy gave people a scare while cracking his funny little Irish jokes. Don’t steal this little guys pot of gold, you’ll be in for some torture. eeek!

Willow– The little people in this movie were called pecks, short for pecker maybe hmmm. Willow is a midget sorcerer who fights off dragons, rabid mutant dogs, trolls, and evil witches. So basically he’s one bad ass midget.

Anything with Danny DeVito – Had to put this in because he is such a tiny person that he has to be considered a little person. You got to admit he made a one hell of a penguin because he’s such a small man.

Friday – You know that guy who screws with that other guy’s wife, yeah a midget! Can’t feel like a real man after that happens to you.

Happy Gilmore – Every time Happy thought of his happy place he thought of a midget riding an imaginary pony. Now that is some funny stuff!

Bad Santa – Santa has the best sidekicks, Elves! Just so happens to be that Billy Bob Thornton’s Elf is a African American little person and one funny little person with an attitude. This elf would rather make kids cry than make them toys.

Elf – Will Ferrell gets into a fight with a midget! That’s what he gets for calling the guy an angry elf.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – Ooompa lumpa dupity dee! Oompa Lumpa’s steal the show in the original Wonka chocolate factory. A very creepy sensation when watching these guys though.

Wizard of Oz – Now Wizard of Oz wins the award for the most little people ever in a movie. Man, that’s a lot of midgets! Especially if you count the flying monkeys, sort of like a midget with wings and a tail. Also creepy.

Austin Powers – Mini Me will go down as one of the most infamous little persons to ever star in a film. So congrats Mini Me on being number one on the MovieGuys “Top Ten Movies of all time with Midgets/Little People.” You little tripod you!