On what is turning out to be the slowest sports news week in human history, Mike and Mike took it upon themselves to make some news of their own. Frank Caliendo — you know, the guy sports networks poach away from one another to do impressions of their on-air talent — read LeBron’s heartfelt “return to Cleveland” letter. In character.

As the only voice that matters.

The only thing funnier than Caliendo’s reading, would be actually seeing LeBron do it as himself.