I don’t know how Esquire Mexico managed to corner the market on busty swimsuit model babes, but first it was Hailey Clauson and now here’s Genevieve Morton showing off her personal floatation devices for their 2017 Swimsuit Edition. I don’t know who else they’ve got in there, but this is already hotter than the last three Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues combined.

Let’s be honest: 2016 pretty much sucked. But thanks to Esquire Mexico, it looks like we’ll be kicking off 2017 right. Because they got one of my new favorite busty blondes Hailey Clauson to do the cover of their 2017 Swimsuit Edition, and these are hands down some of the hottest pictures I’ve seen all year. Here’s hoping they turn this into a monthly thing.

Now that Thanksgiving’s over and you’re done eating turkey and elbowing old ladies out of the way at Walmart for half-price TVs, I’ve got something we can all actually be thankful for: this amazing bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Monica Orlanda. I don’t know much about Monica — maybe she’s Romanian? — but I do know she’s got a killer body. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.

I don’t know why every single photoshoot has to look like the pictures have been taken with Instagram filters now. What ever happened to just coming up with cool photoshoot ideas on your own? But I will say this, these pictures do have at least one good thing going for them: they’re of smoking hot Latvian model Ginta Lapina. And that’s good enough for me. Yow!

I always hate it when the weather gets colder, mostly because it mean the hotties start to layer up and the Little Tuna basically goes into hibernation until next bikini season. But even if it’s not beach weather where you are anymore either, there’s still some good news: thanks to hotties like Marloes Horst and photoshoots like this, I can still get my bikini fix all fall and winter long. And I figure these ought to last me at least another day 45 seconds. Good enough!

Here’s one of my favorite fake Instagram models Bryana Holly doing a good job pretending to be a real model for a smoking hot new beach photoshoot. And I’m still waiting for Bryana to realize that she’s going to need a well-connected, famous blogger boyfriend if she really wants to take her career to the next level. What? If Bryana can be a real bikini model, I can totally be well-connected and famous… Fine, just shut up and enjoy the bikini pictures. Jerks.

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Sarah Tilleke here before, which means most of you are probably seeing this smoking hot Aussie model for the first time right now. And you know how they say you never forget your first time. So I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling this beach photoshoot is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day. You’re welcome in advance.

I always love it when hotties I discover make it big, mostly because that way I can take full credit for their success. So here’s my latest find to ride the patented “Tuna Bump” to the bikini photoshoot big-time: my former InstaBabeCarmella Rose. But there’s no need for Carmella to thank me for my help. These crazy-hot bikini pictures are all the thanks I need. Well, unless she wants to tell her hot friends to get in touch with me with their own bikini and/or lingerie pictures. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.

Pretty sure I’ve warned you guys about Alden Steimle here before. Like how she’s so hot, she’s liable to blow your pants right off. So if you’re smart, you already went ahead and took yours off, just in case. And assuming you aren’t currently being kicked out of wherever you are for public indecency, go ahead and enjoy this latest swimsuit shoot from the blonde hottie.

A photo posted by Just Jared Jr. (@justjaredjr) on Jul 18, 2016 at 2:34pm PDT

According to my sources, one of my favorite hotties Victoria Justice is hanging out in a swimsuit in Miami right now, and luckily, the paparazzi were around to catch every minute of this very important moment. Now, unfortunately, Victoria hasn’t busted out any Jessica Alba bikini ass poses or anything yet, but here’s hoping this is just the warm-up for the main event. Stay tuned.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but last Friday, I did a post on Kelly Brooklooking a little chunky while on vacation in Italy. And I’d hoped it was just a bad angle or the camera adding 10 pounds or an optical illusion or something. But here she is again, and yeah, Kelly’s definitely looking meatier than I remembered. It must be the fact that she’s dating again. I swear, Kelly seems to put on weight every single time she’s in a relationship, and it’s just not healthy. So if you ask me, she needs to get single again stat. For all our sakes. Especially the Little Tuna’s!

I have no clue what Ocean Drive Magazine is, or where you can get a copy, but it kind of sounds like the type of thing that’d be buried under four-month-old People Magazines at your dentist’s office. But somehow they managed to get one of my favorite underrated SI swimsuit models Hannah Ferguson for their cover. And trust me, this is one photoshoot you definitely don’t want to miss. And just in case someone already swiped it from your dentist, I’ve got the full thing for you below. Enjoy.

If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately?

As you know, the Baywatch movie is being filmed in Miami and this chick Kelly Rohrbach is the new Pamela Anderson. Unfortunately, I don’t think any Instagram model these days can replace the greatness of CJ Parker in her prime. Kelly is friggin’ hot and her booty is something special, but after 11 years of writing posts on babes and having been exposed to the boom of social media, a hot girl has become just an Amazon Wishlist and a daily selfie.