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Attention cheapskates and moneyhoarders. There's a Wootoff going on! If you're unfamiliar with Woot, they're a site that has a deal a day that goes at usually lower-than-usual prices. Once the item's sold out, that day's sale is over.

A Wootoff is when they chain up these sales consecutively until everything's sold out. And if you're lucky and watch the Woot page when a bag 'o crap comes up, you get a chance to get 3 random items for $1 a piece. They can be calendars, MP3 players, or even (for a handful of people) a large DLP TV. Get to Wooting!