Bernese Mountain Dog gets crash course in the physics of ice.

A fluffy dog in motion stays in motion, even if scrambling paws try to act upon it.

So begins the graceful dance of gravity, friction (or lack thereof), and fur.

Quinn the Bernese Mountain Dog has her own Instagram account, but for some reason she chose not to post this video. Her friend TJ Parker did, with the caption "@QuinnTheBerner learning all about ice." I wonder why Quinn didn't feel like sharing this particular clip. I try to get a grasp on why this would be embarrassing to her, but it keeps slipping past me.