Poor Jennifer Aniston. In her recent, righteous rant for the Huffington Post, she railed against “the objectification and scrutiny we put women through,” which she found “absurd and disturbing.”

The 47-year-old also despaired of the “body shaming” she claims occurs daily, and the public fixation on whether or not she and husband Justin Theroux are expecting. (No, they’re not.)

She makes some valid points, but misses another entirely. How ironic it is for her to blame the media for sending the message that “girls are not pretty unless they’re incredibly thin, that they’re not worthy of our attention unless they look like a supermodel or an actress on the cover of a magazine,” when her career’s been bolstered by those same magazine covers?

Let’s take a look back at a career that’s long thrived on “objectification”:

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There were no complaints about the media’s “sportlike scrutiny” and sexism in 1996, when Aniston posed naked for the cover of Rolling Stone, languidly lying on a bed, with her well-toned butt in all its soft-focused glory. Nor did the “Friends” star decry the hundreds of magazines that later featured her flaunting her cleavage on their covers. (Et tu, Vogue?)

In 2010, Aniston began partnering with electrolyte-enhanced Smartwater for a series of racy ads in which she looks seriously airbrushed and ultrathin. Whether posing in gymwear or lounging suggestively in bed, clutching her water bottle, she’s clearly on-message with the fact that sex sells.

As for what she decries as “the warped way we calculate a woman’s worth,” look no further than another Aniston business venture: her contract, rumored to be worth eight figures, with the skincare brand Aveeno, which has resulted in her wrinkle-free face staring out of billboards and magazines the world over.

In the otherwise forgettable 2013 flick “We’re the Millers,” Aniston played a stripper who had a “Flashdance”-like sequence in which she cavorted in her underwear. There were no protests then about being “part of [the] narrative” while that flick made over $150 million at the box office.

Speaking as People magazine’s “Most Beautiful Woman” in 2004 and 2016, Aniston chose not to focus on the “dehumanizing view of females” she protests in HuffPo. Instead, she waxed eloquent about her gym routine. “I feel really beautiful when I finish a great workout,” she told the magazine in May.

“Because I’ve taken care of my body, my endorphins are going, my blood is pumping. I’m taking care of the one body I have.” In other People interviews, she happily shared her skin-care routine which, oddly enough, revolves around the very products she’s paid to endorse.