5. On being forced to squat and cough during her first strip search at prison:

"I have never felt more vulnerable in my life."

4. Teresa revealed that she did NOT watch Orange is the New Black before starting her sentence — despite the fact that the prison in Danbury inspired the Netflix show:

"I just wanted to go in and figure it out and see everything for the first time on my own."

3. The Bravolebrity had zero interest in having a conjugal visit with her husband:

"I think that'd be kind of weird. Just not the right setting, you know?"

2. Tre learned that maxi-pads can be used for literally anything, though she didn't attempt to make the popular prison sex toy out of a pad, a toothbrush, and a rubber glove:

"I laughed the first time I wiped down the floor and my locker with a maxi pad. I couldn't help but think, if only everyone could see me now….I never cared to use anything like that [the sex toy], but I have to say, the women in there are so creative."

1. Table flipping Miz Giudice was never scared when fights broke out on the inside because:

"I'm pretty strong. I think I could handle myself."

Oh boy! We cannot wait to get more juicy deets from this soon to be hit.