September 8th 1998
No. 18

deuce: IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP
spigot: YOU NEED GAY AWAY
deuce: CAN I GET THAT IN A SPRAY CAN OR ONLY IN ROLL-ON?
spigot: I WANT MCDONALDS
deuce: SIR I'M GOING TO NEED AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION BEFORE THE GAY OVERWHELMS ME