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My Some New Way to Blitz had briefly tir'd me from poetry, but now it's Time to add a chapter to an epic OTTity.As other forms of OTT-work kept me coma-less with furrowed brow, I've been prepared for page eleven hundred fifty two, so now

With ev'ry line derived directly from an OTTer post, with mi- nimal revision, I've assembled verses carefully, in tri-bute to the well-lov'd OtherComic "Every Major's Terrible". I hope that you'll agree that Ev'ry Newpage still is Awesomeful!

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It was the one and only BlitzGirl, ruler of the OTT (@mscha, NP603:35)For though we know so little, there is still a chance that we may see(@buffygirl, NP597:21)The Wikia of Time — a history of buffygirl and hats * (@hwhitney, NP612:33) Unless they were all disembodied consciousnesses in a vat (@xpatiate, OTT:725:26)I wonder what percentage of your posts are from the newpixbot? (@HAL9000, OTT:590:35) Refrigerator! Eww, is that a Lego in the litter box? (@jjjdavidson, NP664:13)I listened to it, Happy happy happy happy swearing frogs! * (@lmjb1964, NP668:4) I see a spoiler tag and hear it in the voice of Riversong * (@Dracomax, NP683:34)

My deepest coma doth commence — the raptor's wrath by dawn I fear * (@Kieryn, OTT:622:33) Incredible and entertaining Waiting going on in here (@StratPlayer, NP702:30)And while I pondered slightly bleary, I can only Wait for It * (@Rule110, NP635:17) We're running low on M&M's, how shall we pelt the heretics? * (@Dracomax, OTT:783:28)

I think that what I saw that morn was real and not just fantasy * (@yappobiscuits, NP665:38) About the meaning of the sea, the river, and the O.T.C. (@unreal37, NP660:26)The saying goes, "The family that waits together, Waits For It." (@k.bookbinder, NP667:7) That is amazing. Awesomeful does not begin to cover it. (@CameronCat, NP872:27)The litany is done, and I feel drawn towards the hatted hordes(@yappobiscuits, NP665:38) The Aboriginal Commandment — Spoiler: (Wait For It, of course!) (@cellocgw, NP869:24)"Memento" (for the viewer, that is, not for the protagonist) * (@mscha, NP741:28) The nature of the O.T.C.-iverse and its inhabitants (@nerdsniped, NP755:3)

Contributing? I was completely ninja'd to irrelevance (@capnbuckle, NP1077:39) But anything to bring this gruesome Newpage closer to an end (@mscha, NP870:32)No Moon — I think that really puts it in the western hemisphere * (@Kieryn, NP951:11)RELATED smiley: Spoiler: Is that Rover from The Prisoner? (@BlitzGirl and @Rule110, NP989:5)We know that every time that BlitzGirl leaves, the mustard hits the fan * (@jjjdavidson, NP1149:37) The universe is truly infinite if any thing that can (@BlueCrab, NP1129:20)Explain the infinitely long discussion of infinity (@lmjb1964, NP1114:3)Forever; See a Newpix, ONG it, analyze it, clap with glee! * (@Ebonite, NP1024:20)

Decree that everyone pretends to be a ninja on this page (@TimeLurker, NP1072:38) Pronouncing or enunciating words in a confusing way (@Charm Quark, NP1126:1)Their language doesn't translate semencancerbabiesgrape—vine * (@HES, NP1047:2) It looks like Cueball and Rosetta fell in love, so Thus ends Time. * (@higgs-boson, NP1149:32)

* Asterisks indicate lines that were minimally edited.lines in italics were taken from poems and songs

— mrob27, with nopixbot and imagebot

Edit: a Blitzer's decree should be so like a tree it will-having-been follow'd pre-actually so I leave y'all to be in a Future I'll see and it couldn't be molpier, we shall agree

(Also, I hope the sdrowkcabbackwords stuff will prove to have been ended. It's only slightly less annoying than this and that's not saying much.)( ... well, except the backwards songs. They're okay. .. maybe.)Edit2: Fix color highlighting on k.bookbinder and Neil_Boekend

It was the one and only BlitzGirl, ruler of the OTT (@mscha, NP603:35)For though we know so little, there is still a chance that we may see(@buffygirl, NP597:21)The Wikia of Time — a history of buffygirl and hats * (@hwhitney, NP612:33) Unless they were all disembodied consciousnesses in a vat (@xpatiate, OTT:725:26)I wonder what percentage of your posts are from the newpixbot? (@HAL9000, OTT:590:35) Refrigerator! Eww, is that a Lego in the litter box? (@jjjdavidson, NP664:13)I listened to it, Happy happy happy happy swearing frogs! * (@lmjb1964, NP668:4) I see a spoiler tag and hear it in the voice of Riversong * (@Dracomax, NP683:34)

My deepest coma doth commence — the raptor's wrath by dawn I fear * (@Kieryn, OTT:622:33) Incredible and entertaining Waiting going on in here (@StratPlayer, NP702:30)And while I pondered slightly bleary, I can only Wait for It * (@Rule110, NP635:17) We're running low on M&M's, how shall we pelt the heretics? * (@Dracomax, OTT:783:28)

I think that what I saw that morn was real and not just fantasy * (@yappobiscuits, NP665:38) About the meaning of the sea, the river, and the O.T.C. (@unreal37, NP660:26)The saying goes, "The family that waits together, Waits For It." (@k.bookbinder, NP667:7) That is amazing. Awesomeful does not begin to cover it. (@CameronCat, NP872:27)The litany is done, and I feel drawn towards the hatted hordes(@yappobiscuits, NP665:38) The Aboriginal Commandment — Spoiler: (Wait For It, of course!) (@cellocgw, NP869:24)"Memento" (for the viewer, that is, not for the protagonist) * (@mscha, NP741:28) The nature of the O.T.C.-iverse and its inhabitants (@nerdsniped, NP755:3)

Contributing? I was completely ninja'd to irrelevance (@capnbuckle, NP1077:39) But anything to bring this gruesome Newpage closer to an end (@mscha, NP870:32)No Moon — I think that really puts it in the western hemisphere * (@Kieryn, NP951:11)RELATED smiley: Spoiler: Is that Rover from The Prisoner? (@BlitzGirl and @Rule110, NP989:5)We know that every time that BlitzGirl leaves, the mustard hits the fan * (@jjjdavidson, NP1149:37) The universe is truly infinite if any thing that can (@BlueCrab, NP1129:20)Explain the infinitely long discussion of infinity (@lmjb1964, NP1114:3)Forever; See a Newpix, ONG it, analyze it, clap with glee! * (@Ebonite, NP1024:20)

Decree that everyone pretends to be a ninja on this page (@TimeLurker, NP1072:38) Pronouncing or enunciating words in a confusing way (@Charm Quark, NP1126:1)Their language doesn't translate semencancerbabiesgrape—vine * (@HES, NP1047:2) It looks like Cueball and Rosetta fell in love, so Thus ends Time. * (@higgs-boson, NP1149:32)

Molptacular, mrob (with imagebot and nopixbot)! Another awesomeful OTTerish iteration of that ottification! Love the Cueball and Megan RUN smileys, too. I was vaguely disturbed that the only running smiley I had was disgraced by a face.

Ch*rp. I woke up nice and early todip and the weather was pretty nice so I thought I'd go for a long walk, take some photos, maybe spot some molpies... then as soon as I'm ready to go it starts raining. Ch*rping British weatherm*stard... Well. Back to the OTT it is then!

yappobiscuits wrote:Ch*rp. I woke up nice and early todip and the weather was pretty nice so I thought I'd go for a long walk, take some photos, maybe spot some molpies... then as soon as I'm ready to go it starts raining. Ch*rping British weatherm*stard... Well. Back to the OTT it is then!

I always coma through the good weather. But then, I also coma through the bad weather. I think I just coma too much...

yappobiscuits wrote:Ch*rp. I woke up nice and early todip and the weather was pretty nice so I thought I'd go for a long walk, take some photos, maybe spot some molpies... then as soon as I'm ready to go it starts raining. Ch*rping British weatherm*stard... Well. Back to the OTT it is then!

I always coma through the good weather. But then, I also coma through the bad weather. I think I just coma too much...

Unpossible. But then, my latest coma schedule has me molpying up when the spacelight goes down, and comaing when it rises...

Knight Temporal of the One True ComicBlitzGirl the Pink, Mopey Molpy Mome

BlitzGirl wrote:Unpossible. But then, my latest coma schedule has me molpying up when the spacelight goes down, and comaing when it rises...

That's my usual coma schedule... the past few weeks I've been trying to get out of it. I was doing pretty well although I'd been nocturnal for so long my body had gotten so used to it that it wasn't happy sleeping at "normal" times so I had some pretty rough nights. And it's a huge challenge not to slip back into nocturnality, which happens so easily. It did happen a few dips ago actually, but yesterdip I stayed up all night and day, went to bed late afternoon, then got up early this morning. The challenge now is to keep that up...

HES wrote:I am frequently bestowed with moments of inspiration that turn out to be redundant.

Redundancy is molpish!

yappobiscuits wrote:

BlitzGirl wrote:Unpossible. But then, my latest coma schedule has me molpying up when the spacelight goes down, and comaing when it rises...

That's my usual coma schedule... the past few weeks I've been trying to get out of it. I was doing pretty well although I'd been nocturnal for so long my body had gotten so used to it that it wasn't happy sleeping at "normal" times so I had some pretty rough nights. And it's a huge challenge not to slip back into nocturnality, which happens so easily. It did happen a few dips ago actually, but yesterdip I stayed up all night and day, went to bed late afternoon, then got up early this morning. The challenge now is to keep that up...

Indeed. Coma-schedule switching is very difficult. For some reason I'm more prone to nocturnality during the winter season, and it's a tricky habit to break.

Knight Temporal of the One True ComicBlitzGirl the Pink, Mopey Molpy Mome

It does amuse me how frequently BlitzGirl, Yappo and I end up molping about in the thread at the same time. Sometimes just after noon (YHT), sometimes just after midnight, depending on who is more chirped at the time.

It's Time!Hello friends. Check out that post count. Yes ONE post. I have been with you all along. Followed the OTC from day 1. Following the OTT from day one. Thank you all (and those no longer with us) for all your guidance throughout the adventure. I would have missed so much without the viewers, molpy IDs, ONGs, etc. And the discussion about the place and Time of events was fascinating. After THE END (yeah I said it!), I stuck around for... full Beanish deciphering ( ), a video with complete voice over ( ), and some explanation from Randall about what he was really doing ( ). But the OTT, the wiki, and all your discussions kept me coming back. Now the mystery ONGs (should we just deem them Time II by now) keep the adventure alive. Anyone working on a viewer for Time II?

While I was travelling, I stayed at a hotel where the wifi was so ch*rped that I was delogged upon inlogging. Sometimes I would get to the post-message form, but upon posting or previewing, I'd be redirected to the login screen. Every now and then I could get through.

I suspect it was the wifi reporting a different ip address or ch*rping with my browser fingerprint, making the system think I was stealing my own identity.

mrob does an otty like a steak for inquisitionstaking quotes from other posts and changing their positions. -- I'malways glad to read the contents of his Time transmissions,playing in my mind some treeish musical renditions!

@ED - treeish redundant molpy hunt! Roos are exotic to me, as I'm on the other side of the world from you - I wonder how many molpies from this side would be exotic to you.

@ggh - Somehow I got derailed into an earlier version of the OTT, and came across your trippy animated gif - very steakish - reminds me of the THX sound (and it occurs to me that THX is just one letter off from THC)

Jose

Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

My coma schedule is weird as well. The days I work I get up on 430 local time and go to bed 2000 - 2030. Wipends an holidips I get up around 1000. This means I can go coma a lot later on the evening before. Switching is easy for me due to an intricate coffee pattern.

Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

Drumstruck wrote:It's Time!Hello friends. Check out that post count. Yes ONE post. I have been with you all along. Followed the OTC from day 1. Following the OTT from day one. Thank you all (and those no longer with us) for all your guidance throughout the adventure. I would have missed so much without the viewers, molpy IDs, ONGs, etc. And the discussion about the place and Time of events was fascinating. After THE END (yeah I said it!), I stuck around for... full Beanish deciphering ( ), a video with complete voice over ( ), and some explanation from Randall about what he was really doing ( ). But the OTT, the wiki, and all your discussions kept me coming back. Now the mystery ONGs (should we just deem them Time II by now) keep the adventure alive. Anyone working on a viewer for Time II?

Carry on. I'll be here. Waiting for it. lurking lurkinglurking

Welcome, welcome, Revealer the Recent! It's always amazing to me how many people have been here the whole time but never shown themselves!

By the way, todip is my Outside birthday. Of course, it's a silly metric to use here in the OTT, but I've only had 17 of them so far, so it's a bit more molpish for me than your average OTTer. But what this really means is that we have been molping about on this thread for almost a year now. That's a geologic age in internet Time!

Drumstruck wrote:It's Time!Hello friends. Check out that post count. Yes ONE post. I have been with you all along. Followed the OTC from day 1. Following the OTT from day one. Thank you all (and those no longer with us) for all your guidance throughout the adventure. I would have missed so much without the viewers, molpy IDs, ONGs, etc. And the discussion about the place and Time of events was fascinating. After THE END (yeah I said it!), I stuck around for... full Beanish deciphering ( ), a video with complete voice over ( ), and some explanation from Randall about what he was really doing ( ). But the OTT, the wiki, and all your discussions kept me coming back. Now the mystery ONGs (should we just deem them Time II by now) keep the adventure alive. Anyone working on a viewer for Time II?

Carry on. I'll be here. Waiting for it. lurking lurkinglurking

Welcome, Drumstruck!

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