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5 Signs It May Be Time to Delete Your Account

Social media is big business these days — after all people are convinced that we want to see them “Go Live”; or what they’re doing 24/7. In other avenues, they’re convinced that they must post overly sexual things on Facebook all day long. Here we have our handy guide “5 Signs It May Be Time To Delete Your Account”. Prepare yourself, reality may sink in.

1.) You’re “Too Good” to respond to anybody.

The point of social media is to be social. If you’re that person that never reads messages, or, is selective on who you respond to. Swiftly go to your settings and remove your account. There’s no reason for you to be on social media if your head is to far up your arse to be friendly on social media.

OK, whoever told you that going live at 7am before you’ve brushed your yellow teeth and combed that mop — please advise them that Donald Trump is deporting everybody he doesn’t like to the nearest African country. If you call into this category, please swiftly remove your account, and then check yourself into rehab.

3.) You send unwanted friend requests to anyone even remotely attractive within a 100 mile radius.

OK, MEN, you guys are the biggest offenders when it comes to this one. Social media is not hook-up haven, nor is it license to awkwardly hit on everything and everyone you send a friend request to. Plus, if you’re old enough to be someones father/grandfather willingly report yourself for child molestation and then turn yourself for the most quietest arrest possible.

There’s nothing shady that can be said here, just delete your account and never come back.

5.) If you’re an abuser of “Free Speech” you don’t belong on Facebook.

There’s nothing worse than a sanctified keyboard warrior that thinks they can say whatever they like and how they like about any and everybody with no consequences. While I dial 9-1-1, go ahead and delete your account while you’re building your defense from harassment charges.

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6.) This one goes out to those who feel the need to post 50 selfies in a 24 hour period.

Look Batman, your looks don’t change in 1 day. If you looked the same in the first four selfies (and we saw everything on your bathroom counter) chances are you probably looked the same in the other 46 selfies also. Throw your iPhone in the nearest cup of water, and then delete your account. Whichever comes first.

7.) You feel the need to advertise your relationship like its a new PS4 game.

There’s allot of you on social media seeking the validation of others. I’m here to tell you, stop it, delete your account, nobody cares. We don’t need to see five different selfies in under 10 minutes, and read, how, every morning that you “love your boyfriend” and then three weeks later you two are fighting like cats and dogs and you’ve got him on the “Do Not Disturb List”.

If you feel the need to use someone’s photos from Tumblr, feel free to throw your device out the window.

9.) Screenshots aren’t always meant to “expose” someone.

If you’re constantly screen shotting things you see on Facebook with the only intention of later exposing someone, not only are you one of the most annoying social media users — you need to DELETE your account and PROMPTLY.

10.) Dirty Laundry belongs in your laundry basket.

And lastly, if you feel the need to share every tid-bit of your life right down to when you change your draws — consider yourself annoying. Nobody needs to know when you shit; eat, sleep, yell at your boyfriend, how much you love your boyfriend, how much your bestie annoyed you yesterday — I could go on for a mile.