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FBI – Most Wanted

Although it may seem cool to be on an exclusive list, let them know that there are many lists their name shouldn’t appear on. After all, you’ve worked so hard for the house you live in, no need for the FBI swat to mess it up. Haven’t you seen the BLING RING?

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Fake ID Lite

Make sure they know that they aren’t amongst the first generation to make fake I.D.’s. Use this app and flash your FBI badge. Tell them that getting caught using a fake I.D. leads to a condition that will cause them to remain pubescent forever. Just like if you pee in the pool, it does turn blue/green and everyone will know!