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"Souper Sally ..."

The Lyrics

I given barely a thought to tackling this OS ’til reading recent a John Barry submission ("Supinegal ... inthroesis") opened some mental floodgate and this take emergein a torrent.

"Souper Sally … "

(brief musical intro)

Hey, piddle-diddle fun’s in this parody.What’s piddle-diddle fun? Read and see …

(Now,) Hooker Sally has a tic, it’s peeing while she close is. Her pimp jokes “Sal, dat bed you use, dat ain’t no bed o’ rosesan’ wat’ring what be planted dere, dat ain’t da job a ho’s is!”Hooker Sally has a tic, it’s peeing while she close is.

Now, Sally is a working galand, tho’ good at her job,she has a little quirk, does Sal, that sometimes is a prob. See, Sally doesn’t simply sweat -- when Sally feels that throb,the flood she frees leaves soaking wet her client and his knob.

(So,) Two-fer Sally has a tic, it’s peeing while she close is --a most unwelcome finish for some johns whom she thus hosesand sloppy-seconds freebie flops her recompense to those is.Two-fer Sally has a tic, it’s peeing while she close is.

She’s sorry hers can’t help but be a watery climax --the bladder that won’t hold her peewill on its own relax.She’s thankful that her pimp’s a palwith patience who won’t axe her and for clients who say, “Sal,we’ve got each other’s backs.”

(And) Souper Sally has a tic, it’s peeing while she close is A “raincoat” worn for safe sex has two meanings, one supposes,when trysting with our soggy Sal, but all one really knows isSouper Sally has a tic, it’s peeing while she close is

Now, Sally is a much-loved dishamong the working chicks.She’s never found it hard to fishfor Harrys, Toms or Dicks.Nobody ever calls her b*itchtho’ she has lots of nicks,and Sally’s piddle-diddle glitchhas never cost her tricks.

(But) Dew-furred Sally’s tragic tic is peeing while she close is Some whose favored form of fun those “just-sub-seven-ohs”** ishave near drowned when, upside down, our Sally's filled their noses.Dew-furred Sally’s tragic tic is peeing while she close is.

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