Confess Your Sins

Confess your darkest deepest sins below...

You may confess more than one sin.

▼List of Sinful Deeds

List of Sinful Deeds

Pure - You have a sin, but it isn't actually anything much to worry about and you're practically pure.Human - It's alright. Everyone makes mistakes. Sometimes sinful ones, but your sin isn't too bad at all and you'll be fine!Naughty - Alright, you admit that you did a dastardly thing, but is it really enough to be a crime?Blood Lust - Your sin proves the fact that you either lust for the suffering of others or you're just a sick freak in general.Fiend - You've done some messed up stuff. It'd take a miracle for you not to go to Hell.Lucifer - Your sin makes you sound like the devil himself. Let's face it - you're going to Hell.

Editor Notes - Just notes that I rarely make sometimes on sins that people have committed.

▼Anak

- Anak put one ice cube instead of two ice cubes in some guy's drink.- Anak has committed arson.

- Hexxy has slaughtered his mother and ate her for breakfast.- Hexxy didn't do his homework one night.- Hexxy fed his brother a piece of "****" and said that it was a meatball.- Hexxy has stepped on his dog's foot and had beaten the dog after it barked.- Hexxy is Christian.- Hexxy does weed.- Hexxy doesn't do the average amount of weed.- Hexxy buys weed legally.- Hexxy has done child "****".- Hexxy has sucked on a "2 by 4" for a half an hour.- Hexxy was too lazy to get a profile picture.- Hexxy is white.- Hexxy is American.- Hexxy is from the USA.- Hexxy follows in Hitler's footsteps.- Hexxy was born on July 13th.- Hexxy has a black cat.- Hexxy has a white dog.- Hexxy is transracial.- Hexxy stole a dollar from his parents.- Hexxy has "accidentally" pushed over a gumball machine to get free candy.- Hexxy ate a bunch of chocolate bars and then proceeded to leave the bars on the floor to make it look like the dog ate them, which resulted in the dog getting it's stomach pumped.- Hexxy has long nails.- Hexxy lost his virginity at the age of 6.- Hexxy staged an insurance scam.- Hexxy became a father at the age of 14.- Hexxy has used expired mustard on his hot dog.- Hexxy has given expired mustard to his brother (whom didn't know it was expired) for his hot dog.- Hexxy has under-cooked chicken to give his father food poisoning.- Hexxy sometimes skips Church to play EE.

▼HG

- HG created "The Tower" series.

▼ILikeTofuuJoe

- ILikeTofuuJoe almost killed his friend when he was 3.- ILikeTofuuJoe has died 10 times.- ILikeTofuuJoe got caught by Herobrine because he went into his tunnel.- ILikeTofuuJoe did Flight 27.- ILikeTofuuJoe destroyed the Earth to make space for a hyperspace bypass. (Ha, very funny; good reference)- ILikeTofuuJoe created Oray with a puff of hydrogen.- ILikeTofuuJoe has a 10% chance of getting a magic coin each day on EE.- ILikeTofuuJoe made helium.- ILikeTofuuJoe created the Sun by pushing quintillions of tonnes of hydrogen together.- ILikeTofuuJoe invented carbon.- ILikeTofuuJoe killed TaskManager.- ILikeTofuuJoe put antimatter in Oray's computer.- ILikeTofuuJoe invented a neutron crust antimatter nuke.- ILikeTofuuJoe killed Notch.- ILikeTofuuJoe flung Xenonetix.

▼Joeyc

- Joeyc bought 'Big Spender'.

▼Kira

- Kira created the EE world "Begone".

▼Luka504

- Luka504 would microwave butterflies when he was younger.

▼Minimania

- Minimania donated his nut to a competition held by psychopath.

▼MrJawapa

- MrJawapa makes fun of soniiiety.

▼MWStudios

- MWStudios has 2 unexpired warnings on the EE forums.

▼Myst

- Myst set a Bible on fire after reading a christian post on the EE Forums.

- Nikodemzak watches anime.- Nikodemzak unironically listens to bad songs.- Nikodemzak used to think that that Mr.Shoe was a good person.

▼NorwegianBoyEE

- NorwegianBoyEE got into some criminal activities (such as stealing and throwing eggs at cars) with some crazy guy when he was younger (he didn't know any better); they're not friends with each other anymore though.

▼Oray

- Oray set his whole bedroom on fire when he was 2.- Oray once peed in a bottle and gave it to his friend, telling him that it was apple juice.- Oray purposely broke his sister's IPhone 2 weeks after she bought it, and said it was a mistake.- Oray once turned his parent's house into a swamp by putting frogs everywhere because he was mad at his parents.- Oray purposely locked his Dad's car and left the keys inside it, which resulted in them breaking the window to unlock the car.- Oray did 9/11.- Oray nuked Japan.- Oray caused WWI and WWII.- Oray killed Hitler.- Oray let people have sins, for he is the Devil himself. (Without sins, people wouldn't have been able to know their wrong-doing, so thanks Oray!)- Oray banned Xenonetix on EE and Different55 on the forums.

▼Phinarose

- Phinarose eats prime ribs with ketchup.

▼Pipec

- Pipec stole his Aunt's wallet when he was younger.- Pipec doesn't like pipes in the shape of a "C".

▼Ravatroll

- Ravatroll once tried to be nice to Kiraninja.

▼Slabdrill

- Slabdrill doesn't know what a sin is.- Slabdrill is not cisgender and straight. (???)- Slabdrill convinced innocent people to read a "NSFW Doki Doki Literature Club Fanfic".

▼Some Man

- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, but he couldn't tell you why.- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, then he went to cry.- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, then he watered his cacti.- Some Man once shot a man in Reno because they cancelled "Firefly".- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi. (Thanks for killing the succubi. God would've been happy with this one.)- Some Man once shot a man in Reno, and a bunch more in My Lai.

▼Soniiiety

*I have yet to color these sins.

- Soniiiety has poked a girl's boob in high school (she had a boyfriend).- Soniiiety has farted next to his mother and caregiver and lied about who farted.- Soniiiety has had a sip from a beer can and then hid it under his bed when he was 7.- Soniiiety has drank wine and had gotten drunk when he was 7.- Soniiiety has listened to "Slim Shady" and other naughty songs on his sister's MP3.- Soniiiety has threw chairs at people in school.- Soniiiety has ripped up his school work.- Soniiiety has pulled someone's hair out.- Soniiiety has hit his brother with a stick.- Soniiiety has thrown a plastic bottle at his brother.- Soniiiety has smashed his brother's IPad in front of him.- Soniiiety has unplugged the Playstation 3 when his brother and nephew were playing "Call of Duty".- Soniiiety has sworn at his brother and at people at school.- Soniiiety has stole food from countdown. (Countdown ???)- Soniiiety has embedded words into the school's desks out of anger.- Soniiiety has smashed something inside his house.- Soniiiety has put his cat and dog into a plastic bag and had swung them around when he was 6.- Soniiiety has 'scrambled' his sister's savage cat with a spork. (I'm sorry but WHAT)- Soniiiety has whacked his mother on the back with an iron rod when he was 8 because she would not get him any new Playstation 2 games.- Soniiiety has fallen over.- Soniiiety has eaten too much candy.- Soniiiety has eaten poop.- Soniiiety has roasted a rat.- Soniiiety has "T-Posed" at tea time.- Soniiiety has sang a song about "Ching Chong"- Soniiiety has called African-Americans "chocolate" when he was 7 and at primary school.

▼The Party Animal

- The Party Animal listened to Gummo by "6ix9ine".

▼Vinyl Melody

- Vinyl Melody calls users 'noobs' for doing annoying stuff on "Roblox Prison Life" even though he would do the same things.- Vinyl Melody once forced someone to kneel on halite because he was "****" off; he is more calm and not that easily angered now a days. ("he was '****' off" (???))

- XxAtillaxX has killed many frogs and insects.- XxAtillaxX was born bisexual and has fantasized about men.- XxAtillaxX has worn mixed fabrics.- XxAtillaxX has skipped Sabbath day through sinful activities.

Re: Confess Your Sins

I have killed frogs, and copious insects. I've also been born bisexual and fantasized about males, which is a no no. I have worn mixed fabrics and have contravened the sabbath with my sinful non-restful activities.

Re: Confess Your Sins

So I work at this restaurant right it's kinda stingy but I get by, it's seafood themed but they have a lot of meat stuff as well, I'm one of the cooks so I'm the guy flipping burgers and cooking prawns and stuff, anyways this guy comes in one day and he orders his meal and stuff and it was like the main course and then a coke with two ice cubs in it and i don't know why he specified the amount of ice cubes but like he did. So I get the order and I cook everything and all that and I make him his drink, we were kinda shortstaffed that day so I had to serve him as well but it was no big deal, anyways I'm putting his order down on the table and I'm like this is all you ordered right meal and coke and hes like yeah thanks bruv and he takes a sip of his coke and then I just **** burst out laughing so he **** grabs me and like the whole place goes silent and he's like WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY COKE YOU LITTLE TWINK and im like stuttering trying to tell him because im still laughing and hes like HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK? and I just go to him like you asked for TWO ice cubes but I only put in ONE!

Re: Confess Your Sins

Anak wrote:

he **** grabs me and like the whole place goes silent and he's like WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY COKE YOU LITTLE TWINK and im like stuttering trying to tell him because im still laughing and hes like HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK? and I just go to him like you asked for TWO ice cubes but I only put in ONE!

Re: Confess Your Sins

Re: Confess Your Sins

XxAtillaxX wrote:

Anak wrote:

he **** grabs me and like the whole place goes silent and he's like WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO MY COKE YOU LITTLE TWINK and im like stuttering trying to tell him because im still laughing and hes like HUH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK? and I just go to him like you asked for TWO ice cubes but I only put in ONE!