Archive for September, 2012

Today, Walt Disney World management announced that the Be Our Guest restaurant in the Magic Kingdom’s new Fantasyland would serve wine and beer at dinner. Although serving alcohol in the Magic Kingdom was explicitly against Walt Disney’s wishes, management thinks that this is the best decision from a customer-service perspective.

Said someone with a Hotmail e-mail account that looked official, “We know that this will not be a popular decision in the eyes of some Disney fans, but copious research conducted over the years has shown conclusively that the vast majority of vacationing adults accompanied by young children handle crowded Fantasyland attractions better when mildly drunk.”

There has been no confirmation of the rumor that the restaurant will also be selling chewing gum in the lobby.

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There has been quite the flurry of correspondence following yesterday’s post. To help clear up the confusion, we would like to point out that the Movie Quoting Cowboy meme that we featured yesterday is entirely different from the popular Depressed Violinist meme. Here are some examples so you can see the difference:

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Thanks to everyone who pointed out that there’s currently an internet meme based on the recent Mustache Day event at Disneyland! Here are some of our favorite “Mustache Mary” items that we’ve found on various Disneyland-fan websites:

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It turns out that our reposting things we find is just as popular as our doing more difficult things, so in the spirit of laziness, we proudly present examples of the famous Uncle Walt internet meme. Enjoy!