Kim Shady

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In the last cutscene of episode one, he says in Korean, 어이, 어리석은 백인! 나는 너에게 말한다!" which can be roughly translated as, "Hey, stupid white man! I tell you!"

Kim Shady is most likely a pun on "Slim Shady". Kim rhymes with Slim, making this screen name apt for the game. "Slim Shady" is an alternate stage name by the Rapper "Eminem"

Function on Episode 2

WARNING! THE BELOW TEXT IS HIGHLY SPOILERIFIC! DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT ELEMENTS OF EPISODE TWO SPOILED!

In Episode 2, KIM_SHADY approaches you to pwn The Pentagon itself, apparently convinced that that is how the Internet works. This starts the mission Pwntagon! that takes up the majority of the time in Episode 2.

Kim: DOES NOT MATTER WHAT WANTING!!! IS IMPORTANTLY ONLY WHAT I SAY, FOR IS WHAT YOU SHALL DO IT!!!

You:
Oh, is that how it is?
(X)I don’t need to take this abuse. I’m outta here.

(0)Kim: 그렇다, 너는 제국주의자 따른다!

You:
(1)What are you asking me to do?
(2)Who the hell are you?
(3)What’s with the ALLCAPS?
(4)Your English is fantastic, did you know that?
(5)그렇다, 너는 제국주의자 따른다 back at ya!

(1):

Kim: I SAW THINGS DONE BY YOU IN NUCWEAR EXPWOSION! VEWY IMPWESSIVE FOR NON-KOWEAN DOG WHO OPPOSE SOCIALISM!
Kim: NOW FOR NORTH KOWEAN GLOWWY, YOU WILL CAWWY OUT SIMILAR TASK AGAINST AMEWICAN MILITAWY TARGET!!!

You: I don’t like where this is going…

Kim: BECOME SILENT!
Kim: IT IS CWEAR, THE FOWUM OF THE AMEWICAN FIVE WECTANGULARITIES MUST BE DESTWOYED, COMPLETELY!!!

You: Five rectangularities…? ****, you don’t mean the Pentagon?!

Kim: IT DESTWOYS IT!!! AND IT WECEIVES THE ONLY COMPENSATING METHOD WHICH YOUR PERSONS UNDERSTANDS: BIG MONETAWY INCENTIVE!!!

You: But the Pentagon?! That would be suicide!

Kim: TWULY, IT IS!!!

You:
(6)I’ll do it.
(7)No chance in hell.
(0)Let’s back up for a sec here…

(2):

Kim: IT IS KIM JONG-IL!!!
Kim: DESIGN OF NATIONAL DEFENSE TASK!! SUPWEME COMMANDER OF KOWEAN PEOPLE ARMY!! AND LABOR PARTY OF KOWEA SEWIES FLAG!!