Good on you, Bruins. Ever since Charlie Jacobs gave you a very public reaming earlier this week, you look like a completely different team. While it was somewhat surprising that Scrooge McFuck himself wasn’t the one that expressed his disappointment, you can rest assured that the son was simply conveying the same ideas held by […]

Two games! The Bruins have won two games! Boston has some pretty tough games coming up and it starts on the road with Philadelphia. I know the Flyers are junk right now, but Boston isn’t great on the road. The Bruins are 8-9-2 on the road while Philadelphia is pretty good at home – posting […]

Back to back wins? On back to back nights? I’m gonna be real honest. Seeing the Bruins on the second half of a back to back against the Devils had me like: I started watching the game late, so my “10 seconds forward” button got more use than a squeegee at a peep show. I […]

For those who haven’t heard, you can now play Oregon Trail and 2,000 other MS DOS games in your web browser, compliments of the Internet Archive. So the Team DOY decided to pack their shit, tie on their pretty little bonnets and head west to see who’s strong enough to survive and who’s gonna call to […]

If I had to describe the Boston Bruins this season I would akin it to starting your car in negative degree weather. Sometimes it sputters and coughs and you get very frustrated. You think about writing the eulogy as you try again and still it coughs and sputters. Finally, after dealing with the immense frustration, […]

Somebody call the cops because the Bruins just stole a game. Bruins needed those two points so bad. For the first 40-50 minutes they played like John Scott but Pittsburgh kept baaaaaaaaaaaarely missing on scoring opportunities, Rask made some key saves, Lucic came alive and Bergeron was Bergeron. This is the type of win that […]

Normally if you called game number 41 on a schedule of 82 a ‘big game’, I’d call you a moron. Things seem a little different this season however. With the Bruins unable to grasp what kind of hockey they want to play, they’ve allowed themselves to slip out of the playoff standings – a point […]

What seemed like minutes after the end of the World Juniors Tournament, Peter Chiarelli called up David Pastrnak. Pasta will practice today and travel with the team to Pittsburgh. There was no word on who, if anyone, was sent to Providence.

Oof. Do you remember when you looked forward to games like this? When you saw an NHL bottom feeder like the Ottawa Senators coming to the Garden, and it essentially meant a guaranteed two points for the black & gold? While it feels like it’s been forever since that’s been the case, we’re talking […]

One can only hope that when various Boston Bruins popped bubbly when the clock stuck midnight, the champagne bubbles that oozed down their hands washed away the stink that lingered like a fermented cheese. It is clear that the last few months of 2014 weren’t good to the Boston Bruins. The cap mismanagement, the weird […]

This Bruins’ team has been tough to watch. They’ve been far below expectations. They’ve been sloppy. But most of all, they’ve been boring. Tonight, we got a game that was fun to watch. Yeah, the ending sucked, but at least it was entertaining. The game’s first goal came off a Torey Krug turnover, though some […]

Despite a recent uptick in production, the Bruins’ offense remains woefully inept. They sit at 21st in the league in Goals For per Game with 2.59, only besting the dregs of the league. In years past, they could probably get away with that kind of output, but this year’s defensive effort has been middle-of-the-road at best. All […]