Boxing - the superior martial art

Good day chaps.

Although I witnessed a borderline obese negro gentleman by the name of J Toney, recently take a choking from a superior wrestler - as a practitioner of the royal art, I suggest that boxing is a far superior martial art than any of the other striking disciplines, or any of the ground skills. For far too long have the pugilists been overwhelmed by the UFC hype machine, with their penchant for wrestling & BJJ masturbation.
The element of surprise was the only winning formula for the MMA arena and ground fighters had that in abundance. Those days have now gone. Please refer to my esteemed colleague Junior Dos Santos if you have any questions.

FFS. I tried and failed - give me a chance lads.
Anyhoo - my Stepmum who is from Nigeria told me that the term negro is legit but frowned upon these days and she is blacker than black so she'll cuff me if I used it again.

I'm going back to troll college.
This is the end you ungrateful bastards.