Obama: Still president. Donald Trump: Still a loser.

Financial numbskull/attention-getter Donald Trump’s major announcment, which he has promoted for weeks, was revealed yesterday.

It wasn’t as stupid as his birther lunacy, but it was close — he’ll donate $5 million to Barack Obama’s favorite charity if the president releases his college transcripts.

Why does he want to see the transcripts? There is no sane answer.

The idea is to create the illusion that Obama is hiding something, in the same way that Democrats are trying to smoke out Mitt Romney’s tax returns, hoping to prove what everyone already knows, i.e. rich guys have lots of money and are very good at protecting their assets off-shore. This is easier than actually discussing, you know, real stuff.