You'll know what happens now. This weekend:1] Gordon Brown will resign 2] Harriet Harman will take over as acting Prime Minister3] She'll call a General Election for September 4th4] Two Labour MPs will join the Tories5] Alan Sugar will issue a writ aginst you for libel6] Cameroon Shadow Cabinet Minster will get drunk and crash his car into a truck carrying nuclear waste in a marginal constituency7] the News of the World will publish candid photographs taken of the new candidate for Totnes8] West Ham will announce they are leaving Upton Park

Weekend prediction: There will be some massive news story this weekend and Iain will start his article with the words "I did intend to take a break from blogging for a few days but I feel I have to comment on......" dontcha think?! ;-)

It's pouring down here in London, but I remember a great time I had some years ago walking along the cliffs outside Sheringham in the rain after a very good lunch in a restaurant which has now closed down. Have a good time.

Iain, good luck on your quest to find the lesser-spotted one- eyed Scottish twit with an A, Gordon the gopher, who will be travelling around the country in August, as part of the care in the community programme.

If you hang around the gates to Broadmoor, you just might catch a glimpse of the twit arriving or departing. I do not believe for a moment you are in boring Norfolk & Suffolk, as Gordon says, that was so last year dear.

Seriously, you need to go to the Lakes, for a spot of nude bathing with Gordon the gopher and lord of the ring fondlebum of Foy, in the ward of Insanity, fourth floor, Broadmoor Hospital, Berks. (aptly named county)

Friend hasa house in a village a foul sham I hear you say. Story goes when new tenants were about to move in (he now lives on the south coast and unable to sell the Norfolk house)looking throughthe inventory andit has listed a hot tub in the garden....no hot tub turnsoutthatlocal village idiot hired as a gardener had sold the hot tub to someone in the local pub (queens head) for £250. Word has now gone out thatthe hot tub has to be rstored by this weekend or big trouble.... NFN

Have fun Blakeney Hotel and the pub in Blakeney run by an ex Black and white minstral dancer...pics all over the bar ...nice legs..

I remember going on a seal-clubbing excursion to Blakeney Point. You catch the boat at Blakeny, they give you your own baseball bat, a lumberjacket and one of those hats with earmuffs, so you don't need to take anything. Great fun.