WWE Superstars 3/3/11

WWE open, Superstars open, pyro and ballyhoo. Scott Stanford and Josh Matthews are the first announcers. They promise more replays from Raw. Justin Roberts is the first ring announcer.

R-Truth vs. William Regal. Hell yes! They lock up and do some pimp chain wrestling for a second. Truth hits a flying headscissors and a side headlock takeover. They work the headlock a bit in a spot that I love. Truth dances and kicks Regal in the face for 2. Truth goes back to a headlock. Regal gets his chance and set out to maul a fucker. Regal hits a knee drop, then pounds on Truth’s face, then clamps on a rear chin lock. Truth fights out. Regal hits an Exploder and an elbow drop for 2. Regal applies a chin lock again. Truth fights out again and makes his comeback. Regal dodges the Lie Detector and goes for a Butterfly Suplex, but Truth counters and hits the What’s Up for the pin in 4:24. Fun match.

Tonight, Santino & Kozlov vs. Ryder & Primo again.

WWE.com plug.

Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov (w/ Tamina) vs. Zack Ryder & Primo. Primo and Santino do a bit of back and forth wrestling, complete the stalemate and applause! Santino scares Primo out of the ring with the Cobra. Ryder tags in and beats up Santino. Santino hits an STO and tags in Kozlov. Santino and Kozlov takes turns beating on Kozlov. Kozlov throws Ryder to the floor. Santino scares Primo with the Cobra again, and Kozlov sends him to the floor as well. Insta-commercials. Primo tries to beat up Kozlov, but Kozlov catches a cross body and hits a fall away slam. Primo avoids Kozlov in the corner and tags in Ryder. Ryder hits a missile dropkick for 2. Ryder hits a neckbreaker for 2. Primo tags in and keeps the heat going on Kozlov. Santino and Ryder tag in. Santino runs wild and hits the falling headbutt for 2. Primo saves. Kozlov sends Primo out. Ryder sends Kozlov out. Primo dodges the Rough Ryder and hits the Cobra for the pin in (6:00 shown). Fun little match.

Tonight, replay of The Rock’s promo from Raw! Aren’t you excited?

Jack Korpela and Matt Striker are now the announcers. Tony Chimel is now the ring announcer.

Curt Hawkins vs. Chris Masters. They lock up. Masters throws Hawkins across the ring, then chops the crap out of him. Hawkins hits a jawbreaker, then trips Masters and causes him to face plant. Hawkins beats on Masters. Hawkins hits a backdrop suplex for 2. Hawkins applies a body scissors. Masters stands up with Hawkins on his back and rams him into the post, then catches a dropkick and catapults Hawkins into the turnbuckles. Masters makes his comeback and hits a diving shoulder block for 2. Masters locks in the Master Lock for the win in 3:21. It was fine. Tyler Reks appears and attacks Masters. Reks delivers his Burning Hammer.

Up next, replay from Raw!

The main event of Superstars is replays of the war of words between John Cena and The Rock. That’s pretty lame.