Hamilton ends feud with Massa in Brazil

Hamilton visited Massa in the Ferrari motorhome after the Brazilian Grand Prix to put an end to their long-running feud, and said, "It was good to have a nice chat with Felipe after the race. I have great respect for him." Speaking later of the gesture, Massa commented, "I think it is nice of him to come here because it was never going to come from me because I did nothing wrong during the year."

Sorry, I didn't realise "spiritual" home took precedence over "actual" home. How about an occasion like Bruno Senna, Ayrton's nephew, at his home Grand Prix... in Brazil. Or Barrichello, who actually raced against Senna, driving his last race after 19 years in F1... and he's Brazilian. Or Massa, in his 100th race for Ferrari... and he's Brazilian.

Here's Johnny! You pimple-nosed brats couldn't understand an FIA regulation even if you actually learned to read. In my day there was none of that drive-through rubbish - a good 10 second stop-go, 15 lashes and a water-boarding sorted us out good and proper.