Earth

I just have to say, Earth is definitely my favorite planet so far. I love this place! What a vast array of really weird life forms.

Earth is awesome!

That said, I hope you don’t mind if I borrow your planet’s natural resources for a bit. And maybe some of your Earth women. And some elephants. A few tigers. Definitely some dogs. And some dolphins (or perhaps all of them).

Oh, and I’ll be taking the aye-aye and duck-billed platypus back with me.

(There was a mix-up and those were only left by accident on my last visit.)