Thursday, October 8, 2009

You know you are in a pug when......

DPS think it is a wise idea to make the pull instead of the tank......

They ask you for mana biscuits...when you are a Warlock......

They ask you to tank.....when you are playing a rouge......

They think you can tank just because you are wearing plate......

They stand in green/red/fire and die....then tell you "Lrn to heal noob".....

You wait 15 minutes at the summoning stone....and nobody arrives.......

You have to constantly ask for buffs or rebuffs.......

The tank pulls without regard to healer mana or who is even alive........

The healer drinks after every pull despite having 90 percent mana already.....

They mysteriously disconnect after one wipe.......

AOE starts before the tank grabs aggro....and they blame the tank for dying.....

People fight over who gets to herb or mine or skin mobs........

The Guildless Hunter is wearing spirit leather.......

And he runs out of ammo half through the instance......

And he melees the rest of the way.......

With 200 weapon skill in polearms.........

The Deathknight is doing 800 DPS...........

And in Frost Presence while not tanking.......

Your healer is rocking hit gear.................

Somebody in the party is wearing a stamina trinket....and they arent the tank.....

The Paladin healer Ninjas a spell power dagger....that he cant even use......

The Hunter is using a level 76 pet......in a raid...........

Someone has every single point poured into a single tree......

It is probably a Hunter or a DK............

Your tank has 20k health and is not defense capped.......

I love me some pugs. They can be obviously annoying and quite ridiculous at times. They also make for good stories down the road. One of the other nice things about a pug is that you have a chance to meet new people. These people can develope into long time online friends.....or even despised enemies. You will have a hard time getting either if you dont pug from time to time.....unless of course you are a guild hopper.

3 comments:

Having played a mage for so long, when I'm on my Shaman, I always ask the Warlocks for drinks when mages aren't around. But it's more to be funny than expecting them to actually conjure something up for me. lol.

Being in a tiny raid guild - I usually wind up PUGging the daily heroic, and we always PUG for 25s (we're a pure 10 man guild). Just for fun I collected up a bunch of iLvl 200 blue tanking items and show up in those. I also put on my Jenkins title instead of my Starcaller.