I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

Jon iz teh kewl:Metalithic: Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.

DATURA

datura is a hell of a thing, but you're way more apt to steal cheese when you're drunk.

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.