He is also a man whose "dislikes include meetings, negative attitudes and bankers" (his objection to negative attitudes apparently doesn't stretch to meetings and bankers). So we can expect the City and Canary Wharf suits to be exiled to the fringes of Havering, and the glass-bollock-of-a-meeting-room that is City Hall to be converted into an overblown orangery, leisure centre, or basically anything that isn't to do with meetings.

A Bazalgette on every street corner, that's the dream

Most importantly, Mullins is a plumber at heart. His arteries are lead pipes surging with the raw and rusty effluence of the Thames. In his mayoralty, then, we can expect a statue of Victorian sewer engineer Joseph Bazalgette on every street corner and gold plated taps issuing forth hot chocolate/London Pride/soft water in every single home.

The Water Works will also become the most valuable asset on the Monopoly board.

By Mullins' second term at City Hall, London will look almost exactly like this:

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It's a tube map, Super Mario style, which we first covered in 2013. Little did Reddit user Natural Beats realise that on creating this pixelated masterpiece, he'd foreseen a London of the imminent future.