Briefs & Groaners

A roundup of some of the shadier — and just plain odd — things that happen around Ryerson’s downtown campus

A USB key was reported missing on Nov. 2 from the Ted Rogers building. The individual said no personal information was on the stick. Only his porn collection.

On Nov. 3 one of the candy machines in the Student Campus Centre was vandalized. The report said the machine experienced forced entry in the coin slot. It’s not our fault we’re too broke to even afford a quarter.

Security were called in to take care of an individual who dropped a weight on his foot. An ambulance was called but the individual said he would go to the hospital on his own. Our workout tip: less weight, more reps.