We’ve all been following the tragic tale of gay penguins Buddy, 20, and Pedro, 10, who have been separated by zookeepers at the Toronto Zoo in hopes that they’ll mate with females and help stem the species’ slow march waddle to extinction.

So it was only a matter of time before the caustic cartoonists at Taiwan’s NMA TV animated their story. Keep an eye out for a CGI Marcus Bachmann, brought in to help lead these wayward waterfowl toward the (snicker) straight and narrow.

African penguins are not endangered. Their population has grown a lot in recent years on the coasts of South Africa & Namibia. This seems like cruel treatment of these penguins. They need to leave the gay penguins together to live happily. The “penguins are dying out” bullshit is untrue… a pile of homophobic horseshit. The Toronto Zoo should be ashamed.