3. Uncool Lame Excuse: NSA Recycle Bin Runneth Over

The NSA is at it again, and now it’s as opaque as ever. The spy agency has admitted that it has so much information in its coffers that it can’t destroy it all. All the petabytes of data are clogging up the system and they can’t delete it in a timely manner. I’d hate to see their recycle bin.