And we have been moving from poetic to bureaucratic technology. Allan's poems are as bad as Scotland's greatest:

They will one day yet rear him monuments of brass, and weep upon his grave,Though when he was living they would hardly have give him the price of a shave;But his peerless, priceless "Poetic Gems" will settle once for allThe claim to immortality of William McGonagall.

Mine are worse. I rarely like the stuff. Yet we have to beat bureaucracy with something!

On Thursday, April 2, 2015 at 3:21:12 AM UTC+1, archytas wrote:

Graffiti in the women's closet is rumoured worse than ours Don, but I haven't seen any decent stuff in ours for years (the beer in here reminds me of making love in the bottom of a punt - fucking close to water). I always though poetry was what a poncey git used to get into women's knickers.

On Thursday, April 2, 2015 at 1:21:47 AM UTC+1, Don Johnson wrote:

I wasn't going to post here 'cause I don't write or particularly subscribe to poetry in general. That is I don't seek it out and I don't buy poetry books etc. I, of course, studied in school somewhat and learned to appreciate it somewhat but also learned it's not really my thing. However, while in seedy bars draining swill embibed in the pursuit of debauchery us gentlemen are forced to read what passes for poetry in men's bathrooms, I am quite certain, across the world. Since I have an international readership here(impresses the chicks when I tell them this) I'd love to know first, if girls have rude/bad poetry in their restrooms and if so share please, and second, how badly are Americans trashed in foriegn bathrooms?

Here's a little ditty from the 70's that's still in style.

Here I sit, gruntin' and strainin'

Giving birth to another Iranian

Mullah

Of course, various Presidents over the years are trashed as well. Bush got his fair share during his day. Apparently "bush" is an synonym for a woman's vagina. Fun stuff, eh?

I was going to call you worse Allan - but then remembered the coffee offer!

Portree lines of two

Cocaine addiction Scooby Do.

On Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 7:21:37 AM UTC+1, Allan Heretic wrote:

Repeat to change subject

Have been called far worse. I actually wrote out the rules years ago so I could write poetry. . Also how to break them.. then it became easy.. never could figure out the guidelines for other formats of poetry.. But it is both easy and fun to write.