Dulamon: “Not in the UO, you don’t.” *breaks Howling* *looks at Basket Case.* “Why do they always give me the crazy ones? Why? What crime have I committed against the fates?”

Basket Case: “Wait a second. I’m crazy? I can see your memories, dude!

Dulamon: “We are not discussing my morals right now, young man.”

Basket Case: “Maybe we should. You did What?

Dulamon: *headdesk*

2.) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Jole: *looks at sign* “Are you sure this is the right place?”

Neph: “Yep!” *pulls out napkin with name printed on it* “They had these really awesome drinks which fizzed, though Tenish made me sit at the back so I’m not sure what they’re called.”

Jole: “Ah-huh.”

3.) You need to stay at a friend’s house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 or 6?

Kassy: “Sorry, but I don’t really have a house. Or an apartment. I’d offer to let you stay where I’m staying, but it’s kinda not mine. And I don’t think Ty would let me invite people over. Um, I have bus tickets, you can have, and oh! Getting arrested is always good for a place to sleep. And airports! They’re warm, and stuff.”

Petria: “Wait, you want to stay at my HOUSE? After what you did to me? No exiling way, thank you. Get out before I kick you in the head.”

Once again, I finish my self-imposed benchmark of certain scenes, and then I write nothing for two days. We’re moving in on three days with nothing written for Expendables. Erk.

Okay, that wasn’t really true, I wrote some of my Oh-Let’s-Mess-With-Continuity SuperFreak story, hereafter referred to as Liars and Freaks, but that’s still fun, so it doesn’t count.

Anyways, this post is to wring my hands and lament my lack of “proper” writing. Because I still want/intend to hit my Sunday Goal, of 10k, but now I have two days and an evening to write it in, instead of seven days. Good Job, me….

*End Whinging*

Okay, I was foolish, now to fix that. The good news is that I am now so close to (one of) the main plot point(s) that I can reach out and touch it. Come on, the attack! Let’s blow this popsicle stand!