Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first says, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second says, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."
The third says, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

In God I trust. The masses are never right, the minority are sometimes right, but the truth is always right.
“One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen.” — Philip Wylie

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In God I trust. The masses are never right, the minority are sometimes right, but the truth is always right.
“One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen.” — Philip Wylie