ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!! $1,000,000 Laptop…The HELL with Flossin’

At long last, relief from public ridicule. You’ve been suffering in the embarrassment of having to tote around that low-end $350,000 Tulip Ego for months, but someone has finally come along with a portable computer worthy of your elevated station. (How on earth could you be expected to carry a laptop that costs less than your cell phone?)A rather mysterious company named Luvaglio of London has supposedly created a $1 million laptop, which Luxurylaunches says is “believed to integrate real diamonds and other precious jewelry into the chassis of the system.”