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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally,
he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What exactly does a
rectum stretcher DO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work
until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it
until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot butt hole?"

I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge....."

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