Where's Skip? Too many people being nice

Skip -- I know you've been searching for your stolen wallet and doing all the nasty things you have to do when that happens, but it's about time you got in here and stirred up some trouble. Everybody is being nice to each other and nobody is bashing anything. It's boring. I'm gonna be off the board most of next week and the week following. I hope when I get back, I find a bunch of arguing and knashing of teeth going on. Your inanimate object bashing was a good idea but it didn't work out too well in practice. Why don't you stir something up before you leave town then we can see what kind of mess you've created when we get back.

Mr. T

Conservative environmentalist or is it environmentally conservative;disbeliever in global warming,anti-big government.anti-IRSfan of Rush Limbaugheater of trout;non-practitioner of C&R;purchaser of cheap stuff;user of corn, cheese, powerbait and wooly boogers on flyrods;occasional UL spincaster with a bubble bobber for flies;meat fisherMAN;looker down the nose at other cornpeople;lover of jet boats that stir up trouble;lover of the hootch, Tallulah, Chatooga, Smith's Creek.lover of the White and Little RedHater of the Coleman but lover of the Coleman Traillover of things other people hate;hater of things other people love;gun nut;knife nut;hunter;sailor;golfer;camper;mini-chauvinist;wop;boubon drinker,beer drinker,drinker,cigar smoker and creator of second hand smoke,politically incorrect, etc., etc., etc.