Because there's nothing sacred in marketing but the bottom line, Marvel will be releasing variant mash-up covers on a number of upcoming comics to really force-feed 'Tron: Legacy' down your gullet. Dammit Disney, at least pre-chew it for me first.

There's nine more of the covers after the jump, and admittedly a lot of them do look good, but still. I can't help but hate Disney for not putting enough penises in their cartoons. I mean, what am I supposed to do when I take my kids to the latest Disney flick? Drink out of a flask and throw Skittles at all the MILFS? I like the way you think!

Thanks to T.J., who's gonna collect both versions of each comic and save one for posterity and the other for reading on the john. Smart thinking. You ever run out of TP before? That's why I keep an IKEA catalog on the back of the tank.