CA: wwho are you tryin to convvince wwith this ludicrous poppycockTT: ?CA: magic is NOT REALCA: wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirelyCA: its fancy and impressivve and all but its not the fuckin figmental storybook claptrap you wwanna make out like it isCA: so howw about you get off your high skyhorseTT: Why do you keep addressing me as if I'm some sort of spokesperson for the reality of magic?TT: You can't needle me into a defensive posture on the subject. I just don't care.CA: youre not usin magic just DEAL WW ITTT: Fine. You win.TT: These are science wands. I am a charlatan.CA: ok i didnt say thatCA: i think you wwear the role pretty wwell wwhich is somethin i can appreciateCA: theres a lot of showwmanship thats put in to comin off as a diabolical sortTT: Thanks for the insinuation that I'm making an effort to project myself as a cartoon villain. What a compliment!CA: wwell fine you dont havve to behavve vvillainous if youre bent up on actin against the grain a your nobility or somesuchCA: i can play that role its not like i evver didnt get my gils dirty beforeTT: Nobility? What are you talking about?CA: wwell arent youTT: No. What gave you that idea?CA: the wway youCA: okCA: i had a misconclusion about that so my faultCA: obvviously you got rich blood so maybe when you crash landed you wwerent recognized for it by wwhatevver vvehicle upholds the class structure in human societyTT: That is exactly what happened. You figured it out.CA: must of been fuckin brutal raisin up a commonblood wwhen you knew you wwere better than evverybody and its probably got you all messed up inside but maybe theres hope for youCA: see i got a lot a experience bein nobility so ill let you knoww if you got a shot in hell at cuttin it pinkscarfTT: ...CA: fakemage pinkscarf howw does that soundTT: You're a complete idiot.CA: see this is good i think this could be a good thingTT: What?CA: this thing wwe got goinCA: you obvviously hate me and i think i got it in me to get the dark propensities smolderinCA: and wwere both obvviously dangerous elites in natureCA: i think theres somethin there i mean look at howw you evven came into the wworldTT: And how was that?CA: killed a fuckin fuck ton of marine life accidentalCA: doin thats all i evver done practically the ocean wwas my killin cauldronTT: Accidentally?TT: Or on porpoise?CA: hahahahaha see youre good wwith fish puns too i got so many a those you havve no ideaCA: i just think theres a fate thing hereCA: i mean i dont mean to strike you as too forwwardsuch but are you seein wwhere im goin wwith thisTT: Oh, right. Alien romance, I forgot.TT: Pass.CA: look i understand you dont understand that kind of thing in your culture i get thatCA: but maybe i could teach you to get itTT: That's really sweet of you to offer.CA: yeah and in return maybe you could teach me howw to bullshit magic like thatTT: You want to learn magic?CA: yes teach me your secrets wwitchTT: Sure. Let's begin.TT: Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.

Furthermore, there looks to be a post from ya boy, and mine, (the world's boy, really), Cohen, providing some insight as to the status of the game's development.

It also seems that a famous meat sandwich shop, called Arby's, has tweeted about Homestuck today? Why don't we call that the huge news of the day. Hell, let's agree to regard it as the most significant event of the past eight years.

Also a reminder of the What Pumpkin sale, including discounts on albums.

Posted on 7 April 2017

We Love Fine has begun its traditional 413 promotion. Have at it, folks:

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.