Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

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"...by the time he stepped to the plate, he was more than 60% of the way toward being on first base already.

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

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"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

I was wondering the same thing. You pointing it out is hilarious to me. Really.

Maybe Pen was molested by this Sweet Tea fellow. If that's the case, then I totally understand his hatred toward him. HOWEVAH, here in the South, ain't all Sweet Tea's created equal. Some of 'em's good, some of 'em's bad. Some of 'em'll give ya the shirt off they's back. Some of 'em'll stick they pecker in yer butt if y'ain't payin' 'tention. Be careful down here, y'all. Them bad Sweet Tea's are an awful lot.

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

I was wondering the same thing. You pointing it out is hilarious to me. Really.

Maybe Pen was molested by this Sweet Tea fellow. If that's the case, then I totally understand his hatred toward him. HOWEVAH, here in the South, ain't all Sweet Tea's created equal. Some of 'em's good, some of 'em's bad. Some of 'em'll give ya the shirt off they's back. Some of 'em'll stick they pecker in yer butt if y'ain't payin' 'tention. Be careful down here, y'all. Them bad Sweet Tea's are an awful lot.

Not to be dramatic, but, if I didn't have Chik-fil-a, then I'd set myself on fire.

Not dramatic at all. After briefly living in the fake South (as in the "Sunshine" State), Chick-fil-a is probably the only thing worth missing. That and sweet tea being readily available at every restaurant.

I like so much about the first half of your post and so little about the second half.Sweet Tea is responsible for at least 98% of the problems with the South.

I've never met a hillbilly who likes sweetened tea. So no, the answer we're looking for is "incest".

PenFoe is once again so fucking wrong it's like he's taking Internet Chuck pills.

You liking Sweet Tea is the least surprising thing since the last thing you were dumb about.

I was wondering the same thing. You pointing it out is hilarious to me. Really.

Maybe Pen was molested by this Sweet Tea fellow. If that's the case, then I totally understand his hatred toward him. HOWEVAH, here in the South, ain't all Sweet Tea's created equal. Some of 'em's good, some of 'em's bad. Some of 'em'll give ya the shirt off they's back. Some of 'em'll stick they pecker in yer butt if y'ain't payin' 'tention. Be careful down here, y'all. Them bad Sweet Tea's are an awful lot.

DPD. I had the misfortune of traveling through a French-named Hoosier crapville with even crappier collegiate sports clubs, but I saw a Chick-fil-a so I stopped. Had a huge sweet tea too. Suck it, Pen.

DPD. I had the misfortune of traveling through a French-named Hoosier crapville with even crappier collegiate sports clubs, but I saw a Chick-fil-a so I stopped. Had a huge sweet tea too. Suck it, Pen.

DPD. I had the misfortune of traveling through a French-named Hoosier crapville with even crappier collegiate sports clubs, but I saw a Chick-fil-a so I stopped. Had a huge sweet tea too. Suck it, Pen.