Listen, I was a controversial champion, no doubt. What with vote rigging controversies and me getting a lengthy ban holding the title well it was always going to be messy. But put your hand on your heart and tell yourself I don't make a better ambassador for this forum than that **** Jono. Your heart will start beating faster - it's because you're lying.

I was the champion CW needed but not the one it deserved. I'd like to, at this late stage, dedicate my title to Grecian. He's always been supportive of me and its fair to say I would have left the forum years ago but for him.

Jono winning BOTM was like when Darren Pattinson got selected for England. You try and tell yourself there were good reasons for it, but in seriousness you know everyone who contributed to the decision must have been on crack. I know I was when I voted for him.

Well yeah Tendy is probably better than Bradman, but Bradman was 70 years ago, if he grew up in the modern era he'd still easily be the best. Though he wasn't, can understand the argument for Tendy even though I don't agree.

Jono winning BOTM was like when Darren Pattinson got selected for England. You try and tell yourself there were good reasons for it, but in seriousness you know everyone who contributed to the decision must have been on crack. I know I was when I voted for him.