Surely that position makes sense. We are shite. Good results are miracles but you can't expect miracles. Now you can argue if we are shite or not but that position on the manager from people who believe we are makes absolutely perfect sense

he was being credited with turning us around

now we've turned back again but it's not his fault we've turned back, he only gets credit, not criticism from the Sooper Bloos

Back to par...... it's par. Not good not bad. We were shit. We are shit. I do think we are better than we were. Though that is a very low standard

so yesterday is all we should expect after allowing managers to spend £200m in the last 8 months?

the players have shown on their day that they are worth their fees and reputations. but as someone said to me yesterday "They're all individuals though". Yes, they are. And a good manager will gel those individuals into a team, and once our "individuals" gel, we will get some great results.

if we sign a left back as well.

yesterday was no better than the worst days under Moyes, Martinez, and even Koeman. We were boring. We were static. We were weak. And yet we have seasoned internationals and hot young prospects all over our team.

Moshiri does the tapping his pockets thing and tells him he's left his wallet at home

Moshiri wonders where he is, looks around, realises it's not home, so texts his wife to tell Alexa to search for football managers with foreign sounding names

He accidentally texts it to Jim White though, who reads it out on Sky Sports News. To be fair to Jim, though, he does put the kettle on and dresses up in the special lingerie "Daddy" Farhad bought him.