I said WHAT?!?

The highly useful podcast text search tool EveryZing continues to both amaze and amuse me daily. It does a good enough job with the speech to text transcription to allow for really useful search results, but if you actually sit down and read the transcripts, you’re likely to find yourself rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.

For instance, check out this unbelievably wacky excerpt from our interview with François Rabbath:

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uh……. okay.

I was doing the interview, and I’m pretty sure that this is not how out conversation went! Check out the actual interview below (start about 5 minutes into the episode for this chunk):

Even though the text is utterly nuts if you actually try to read it, it contains enough relevant terms to be highly useful for searching, and in EveryZing you can click on any word to start playing the track from that exact point. Try it out! Enter some search text in the EveryZing widget in the sidebar and let me know what you think.

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Jason Heath is the host of Contrabass Conversations, a podcast devoted to exploring music and ideas associated with the double bass. His blog and podcast are highly regarded in the music world and have been featured as top offerings in the world of arts and culture for the past decade.

An active double bass performer and teacher, Jason is a member of the Board of Directors for the International Society of Bassists. Jason previously served on the faculty for DePaul University, the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater and Trinity International University. Jason’s former students hold positions in the Lyric Opera of Chicago, Grant Park Symphony, Baltimore Symphony, and Philharmonie Südwestfalen.

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