Take a selfie. Include excessive makeup, lenseless 3-D glasses, duck lips, peace sign, and colorful oversized captions such as "lol" "yolo" "luv u bebe i crie evry teim". Then post it on /r/Pics and title it "XD lol im such a nerd". Make sure the link take you somewhere other than imgur.

Defend fat people or pan nutella, also anything that contradicts the hive mind. I got karma bombed for stating that it was inappropriate for a toddler to be holding a gun, which seems like commonsense to me, so pretty much anything.