Well, here's a first. Designer Jan Ctvrtnik may have shared a bathroom with a few sloppy siblings. I imagine the present-day senior industrial designer for Electrolux Home Products as a child, performing The Move after waiting way too long for a turn at the bathroom, only to find the seat is...

It’s that time of year again. The sun is shining, the bees are buzzing, the evening breezes are warm, and the call of the local fair brings thousands of families together to celebrate. Eat cotton candy. Ride the rides. Stroll the boardwalk.
And try to make your kid use the disgusting, smelly,...

Quite often we are contacted by bathroom-based product entrepreneurs who want us to review their products. In case you haven’t been able to tell, I love to review stuff. This is because I love getting things for free. Love it. Scented butt wipes? Sure! Stuff to spray on my toilet paper? Why...

We like buying things at bargain prices, so we get toilet paper in packages of 12 to 36 rolls at a time, both to get it cheaper by the unit and to lay up a supply that lasts a few months, at least. Last time we got a big package; it was 24 rolls of Charmin or the like, nice, thick-textured, two-...

We’ve all been there before. The bathroom may be the one in your work office, or it may be one in the apartment of a prospective paramour. It matters not. What matters is that you realize too late that there is no air freshener to be found.
You have just taken a horrendously nasty crap and the...

Last week I received an "anonymous" front page submission about another website that mails poop to the unsuspecting victim of one's choice. Read on; I only cleaned up the punctuation and spelling:
No words. Check this website out. It's not a joke. People can now mail actual animal shit to...

I recently was able to review a new personal hygiene product that is not only available on the web, but is now entered on the website Get On The Shelf in the hopes that it will be made available at Wal-Mart. The product, Puro Lotion, was sent to me by Puro’s Director of Business Development, Brent...

After a four-year hiatus, AssinTheBox.com is back online, and according to site owner Kevin Brown is serving up sweet spring-loaded 'remote mooning systems' delivered anonymously via FedEx.
For the Ass newbie, Kevin's website allows for a visitor to order a spring-loaded butt that pops up when the...

Several weeks ago I was contacted by Robert Edwards from the Squatty Potty website about reviewing his product, the Squatty Potty toilet stool. Free stuff, I thought? You betcha’! “Send one right over!” I immediately replied. I am so glad that I said that.
If you are new to PoopReport, you...

New hope for stinky and dirty butts is on the horizon.Since I joined Poop Report seven years ago, I have been fortunate enough to review many toilet-related products for the site. Some of the products were great, and I enjoyed writing reviews for them. Many of the products, however, were so...

Steve from Adjust For Comfort recently wrote to us with a request for help. Steve sells a rather ingenious toilet seat. The seat is hinged, as you can see in the photo, and he is looking for a few product testers who would be willing to write reviews.
If you are a female who weighs over two...

Back in the day, actress Jamie Lee Curtis was first identified with the Halloween horror movies, then went on to greater fame in action-adventure flicks like True Lies with Governor Ahh-nold. Today, however, the 50 year-old mother and children’s' book author has become so closely associated as a...

A few months ago I happened to see a front page comment written by someone who called himself Personal Hygiene Man. He had read a review I’d done on Ahh Toilet Foam and wanted to know if I was interested in reviewing his product as well. I sent him my contact information, and a few days later I...

Gary Nadeau made a video for Dwell Magazine and thought we might enjoy it. Virginia Gardiner calls her invention the LOOWATT because it's a toilet(loo), and it saves energy (watts). The toilet can be considered a poop battery, because it converts into biofuel, and was designed for third-world...

I don't normally publish any of the toilet-related press releases I receive in my email. Usually, I just badger them to buy advertising space on the site. But I like this one for two reasons: first, it provides a great tool; and second, they made some fun videos.
Here's how it's explained in the...

THEN
It was a popular Italian restaurant, and I'd eaten a traditional Italian restaurant dinner: bread, salad, and meaty lasagna for dinner, followed by tiramisu for dessert. Approximately an hour and a half later, I had my very first IBS attack.
I spent over an hour on the toilet that first time...

Charmin with Aloe should come with a small vacuum to help gather up the snow fairies that are hiding in crevices after use. I am tired of gathering them up or finding them later.
When Charmin with Aloe first came out it was just like lotion and soft. What happened Charmin?

When I was merely a toddler, I had my first sip of Mountain Dew on a warm summer day, deep in the country of southern West Virginia. A lot has changed since then: where I live, how I live... you know, life changes. But my love of Mountain Dew remains.
The popular beverage has cranked out several...

"Colonoscopy"! A word that strikes fear in some, trepidation in others. Face it: nobody looks forward to it! If you are over fifty, you know that you "should" have it done. To alleviate fear, and at the same time try to scare you into doing it, I will become the Katie Couric of PoopReport. Only I'm...

I weigh one hundred and fifty pounds in a tiny five-foot-two-and-three-eighths body. Yes, I know, fat! This is why I started dieting. Over the past week and a half I've lost five pounds on the Alli plan.
I've always been afraid of weight loss drugs, but I was starting to get desperate, which is...

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