So you wanna be my friend, eh?
I'm gonna need to run a background check with you before I can approve.
- Why?
- What content of mine did you see to request for my friendship?
- What are you into? (Ponies, Items, Furries, etc)
- Got any fetishes?
- Were you or now ever been a troll?

Answer these truthfully and I'll decide whether to add you or not. I have some standards.