Ladies and gents, behold the best cake I’ve ever had the good fortune to know in person. My dear friend Amy made this for a small Halloween get-together I hosted last night, and it’s simply too beautiful not to share with the world.

Though Kay doesn’t include a how-to, any aspiring art restorer worth their salt — and cocoa — should have no trouble recreating the lovable monkey face of Gimenez’s Beast Jesus with some liberally applied frosting.