Jumper, I formally accuse you of advertising. Now go and sit in the corner. ALL the way. Yes, now turn round so you're facing the wall. That's better, now don't come back until you've thought about what you've done and are ready to say sorry.

Perhaps I should clear this up before more assumptions are made: I am wholly female. And they are not squatters, they are my roach militia, and with them I shall subdue my neighbourhood and, eventually, the entirety of BC. And yea, we shall partake of the BC bud and fermented hops beverage for ever more!