Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back? Homer: Yeah.Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...Bart: Yeah.Homer: Kick him in the ribs.Bart: Yeah.Homer: Step on his neck.Bart: Yeah.Homer: And run like hell.