Geeks and Dorks: did you hear about the fusion test in Germany?

They successfully fused helium @ 80,000,000,000 degrees for 1/4 of a second. We are all going to die soon. There is a story going around that China fused at 50,000,000,000 for over 100 seconds. This is straight up Dr. Octopus type shit. The helium was fused at 1/2 capacity of the reactor and they will soon be switching to hydrogen We are witnessing the creation of a star on the surface of earth.