Send forth thy light and thy truth: they have conducted me, and brought me unto thy holy hill, and into thy tabernacles. And I will go in to the altar of God: to God who giveth joy to my youth. To thee, O God my God, I will give praise upon the harp: why art thou sad, O my soul? and why dost thou disquiet me? Hope in God, for I will still give praise to him: the salvation of my countenance, and my God.

Archive for September, 2005

After a two year absence, I attended Feast Day. It was on Saturday. It was all right. Good food at least. There was dancing at the end.

But there wasn’t much motivation for me, if you know what I mean.

The dinner was a bit boring. I didn’t see many from my Confirmation batch. At least my brother didn’t get into any trouble this time.

Alas, the prodigal returns.

Too bad I’m thinking of leaving soon. I’ve been living in the cracks for too long. The only motivation I have to stay in CL is, nil! When Alvin goes, I’ll be the oldest guy around.

Where can I go to after that?

I always seem to be falling through the cracks in any system. I was a stranger in my primary school, a stranger in secondary school and now, I feel like a stranger in my parish. I think my current class is great, so thanks a lot peeps! (I am however, greatly disgusted with the politics. I shall comment on this one day. Don’t flame me when that day comes.)

And I’m starting to feel like a stranger in Legion. I’ve lost most connection with Maris Stella. I’ve been active in the Curia but back in the school, I have not done much. Nevertheless, I’ll do what I can, though my motivation wears thin. But I can’t stay in youth Legion forever.. Or can I?

Where can I go to after that?

Slowly Lord, you reveal your plan for me… Everything is done in your time Lord..

But how long more do I have to wait?

Akan Datang: The Final ending to the Emoticons and Dead Mice trilogy.

Emoticons and Dead Mice: Part Three – Soon to be published at your local warinthepocket.

Disclaimer: Just because someone else got photos before I did, you are not allowed to gloat. Therefore if you have an axe to grind, you are kindly invited to leave, NOW. By entering this site, you will renounce your right to sue, defame, hack, firebomb, assassinate, disfigure, lay arms on, the author. If you refuse to take this shit, please leave this site and go here.

Oh, and I have nothing against Engineers. They are nice people. Mostly.

Dear readers, the long awaited:

Emoticons and Dead Mice: Part Two

I’ve mentioned about the photographs, which can be found on Christopher’s blog. Go to the side and look for it yourself. It’ll only take up so many ATP molecules.

After concluding an extremely severe brain and immune system damaging Hazard ANALysis Critical Control Point (HACCP) project, I have decided to continue on this post. I will go into further detail on ‘fwensterz terminologiesss’ in this instalment.

For all you people who do not know the dark side, ‘fwensterz terminologiesss’ is actually ‘friendster terminology’. For those who do not know what Frienster is, please ask your friends. For those who do not know what the word ‘terminology’ means, please check a dictionary. Ok, enough poppycock.

I’m sure you will find the following extremely familiar, as well as:

(In case you are unable to interpret this picture, it says that ‘the idiot ah lian has only 700 testimonials on friendster and she’s complaining’. Exact words by Clare.)

Now let’s investigate what DIAO actually tries to say. ‘DIAO’ is apparently intended to give the effect of something like,

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You see?

However, let me quote from the Prince of Mandopop, His Diao-ness Jay Chou. Taking reference from a time magazine article

What?! DIAO is ‘penis’?! So now we see people going around DIAO, DIAO!? If we go around shouting ‘penis, penis!’ they’ll surely be arrested! So why not the same for shouting DIAO DIAO?

Allow me to sidetrack. A few weeks back The English Police and a few of their classmates were studying at NYP’s library, when the Inspector Sir Clement the Great decided to make use of this device. Then a few seconds later, shouts of “DIAO! DIAO!” were heard. Based on police surveillance, The English Police concluded the perpetrators to be Ah Bengs from SEG. Look, don’t accuse me of being an engineer basher. I have a healthy respect for engineers.

But not for stupid Ah Bengs!

In any case, can the word ‘Diao’ be accepted in common news? It’s like modern usage of ‘Wah lao’, a polite version of ‘Wah LAN’. I shall not explain what ‘Wah LAN’ means, because most of you are intelligent and well-informed people. But you see, no matter how polite try to be, ‘Wah lao’ in essence is still a crude word. This may be controversial to people of our generation and after, but the old people take ‘Wah lao’ and ‘Wah LAN’ to be equal and no less severe when compared.

So much for the evolution of LANguage.

But there are always two sides to a coin, and I have taken into account both sides. Should we continue to use to word ‘Diao’ to express either coolness or dismay? The choice is easy to make. The next instalment will cover on ‘Testis’.

Thank you and God love you!

Today’s post was sponsored by the Profanities Squad of the Royal English Police.

I regret to inform you that due to my crazy schedule, Emoticons and Dead Mice: Part Two has been postponed indefinitely, as are other interesting updates.
Please try again when my exams are over.

In any case, if you are dying to see pictures so badly, you may go to my official scapegoat’s blog. Click on Christopher. He is a nice guy.

(P.S, Christopher is my scapegoat because he takes most of the punishement that Allison dishes out when she is unable to take revenge on me. Since he is the nearest reachable target, he gets the most beatings. Lol)

News Brief

Everybody in school is sick… everybody at home is sick…everybody is sick!! Dengue Fever is prevalent…Influenza is an epidemic disease.Sore throats, headaches and colds are found everywhere.

Friends, in this time of plagues and pestilence, please take care of your health!! Take your vitamins, drink your water, and don’t stay up too late! (My, look at the time..)

The earth is wrought with disasters at this time. Hurricanes, typhoons, bombings, plane crashes…