Stay strong, people, and assure your pacemaker is functioning as it should.

Because the hardline update stats are inbound....

*lightning in the background*

Okay, can confirm retarded balancing.

Both new weapons have RIDICULOUS first shot recoil. we are talking about a battlerifle with AT LEAST 3x, but it might even be higher. And remember people, all a FSM above 2.5 EVER does is force the bloody foregrip on you

Also, out of all things, DDD made muzzle velocity a static balance stat.

I dug into the files in the databrowser earlier (http://bfdata.juhala.io/#$) and the M110K5 has a 2.5 FSM with 1.0 upwards recoil (while ADS - it's only 0.26 from the hip). The RO933 .300 BLK has 0.7 upwards recoil and a 2.6 FSM

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Of course, this ignores the non-constant cross-sectional first moment of area across the chest as well as non-constant material properties of the boob; it would be difficult to perform a more detailed analysis (as in, I'd have to have a shape function AND I'd need to derive a function for elastic modulus as a function of lateral breast coordinate) but whatever. It's 2am and I'm lazy.

You should also answer this question I had posed in that thread: Would you be willing to pay your surgeon more if he was going to use a chainsaw for the opening incision of surgery? Clearly using a chainsaw isn't truly suited for surgery but that doesn't really matter. If he's "skilled" enough to be able to use the wrong tools of the trade, he should be rewarded for that skill right?

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You know... They are amateurs. That's not something to be said offhand, it's entirely accurate.
From Merriam-Webster:

"One lacking in experience and competence in an art or science." Producing video games is both an art and a science.
This is their first attempt at making a game in this genre. Prior to Hardline, their only experience in making a first person shooter was in 2001, and it was single player.

As game development companies go, they're in the angry teenager phase, believing everything they do is right and everyone who says otherwise is a dick. And with their frankly sophomoric interactions with us on our own forums, it absolutely shows.
Sad, really.

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<cloon> women are allowed to play hockey?
<daddygreeenjeans> body checks are a fundamental part of women's suffrage

<Riesig> "... I'M GAY..."

steamboat28: the doctors at the ER found my nipples, too!
steamboat28: it just..y'know...took them a razor and two orderlies.

<Legion> And damn, now I really want some [redacted] penetrator measurements

<Rezal> peipin, why did you tell them you brought your phone?
<Pepin_the_Short> Because there’s like a one in five chance of getting searched on the way out
<Pepin_the_Short> And trying to sneak the fucker out is way worse than letting them look at Cloon’s dick pics.

17:52:08 <Rezal> Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
17:52:15 <ToTheSun> lolgema
17:52:15 <TheMightyVoice> lolgema

<Legion> But I literally am Hitler right now

Somehow my bullets are magnetically attracted to popular Youtubers, but theirs rarely seem to hit me.