That first tweet makes me feel like on Wheel of Fortune and I desperately need to buy a vowel. I literally had to look at that 3 times before I could even begin to read it. And I'm still not 100% certain I know exactly what it says. lol

LOL, right?

Attempting to read the tweet made me regret not saving up enough box tops to send away for a decoder ring. :ermm:

all you would have gotten is a commerical for Wanchai ferry frozen chinese food