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Topic: ZOMBIES short script

this is a quick short script comedy film called ZOMBIES

ZOMBIESby Derek Huey

beginning...news papers "Z Day" News broadcasters.

open in on a news set

NEWS MANThe zombies have taken over South America, as well as Mexico, and they just reached the boarder and now there coming into the US. The army have a blockade in south Texas to stop on onslot of zombies from reaching your home...

Two guys are watching the tv.

BOBFirst the mexicans try and boarder jump now the zombies.

ALEXI always wondered what a zombie appacalypse would be like... and now that it's happened it seems like it'll never reach us.

BOBThat's a good thing.

ALEXI guess... I was hoping my girlfriend would turn into a zombie so I wouldn't have to break up with her.

BOBThat's terrible!

ALEXYeah but you know, i just hate these weird situations when you break up with a girl. You talk to her and tell her, she starts crying and you feel like you need to support her but you also feel like running the fuck out of there.

BOBYou could always text.

ALEXYeah but then they tell there friends and you look like a pussy for breaking up on a text. Same with calling, but it seems like in this day n age calling and breaking up has been more socially accepted.

BOBAnd if she would turn into a zombie you could avoid this whole situation, right?

ALEXExacly!

BOBThats a really selfish reason for thousands, maybe millions of people in the united states to die over.

ALEXYeah... I know.

BOBEh fuck it... I'll try and fuck her one more time and then break up with her right after.

ALEXRIGHT AFTER?!?!

BOBYeah why not?

the door bell rings.

ALEX (quick)NOT IT!

BOB Fuck!

bob goes up to the door and opens it up. it's Kathy.

KATHYOH MY GOD HAVE YALL HEARD?

she walks in and walks past bob.

BOBwill u come in? I guess!

he opens the door.

KATHYKevin said that zombies are in our area right now!!!!

ALEXthe TV said that there still in mexico, where they should be.

KATHYWell the TV lied! There fucking here, Kevin said so!

BOBKevin also said that aleins probed his asshole, do you believe that. He's just trying to fuck with you.

KATHYI don't know! He fuckign said they attacked his home and he sounded seriousely.

BOBCmon Kathy, would the news lie to us.

ALEXYes! They would lie to us! The've been lying to us ever since they kicked Geraldo out of Iraq!

BOBPop culture?

ALEXmaybe.. why?

the door bell rings again

BOBNot it!

ALEX Damnit!

Alex gets up slowly

BOBHAHA BITCH! I WIN!!!

ALEXBob, it's not that big of a deal dude, calm down.

alex goes to the door and opens it up. at the door is a zombie.

ZOMBIEUhhhhhhh!

BOB (face palms and says to him self)fucking bums, always come up to me drunk at every fucking gas station asking me for some fucking change, now there fucking coming to my god damn house!!!

BOB (to the bum)GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!

Bob shuts the door on his face.

ALEXwho was it?

BOBsome fucking bum...

door bell rings again.

BOBfucking mother fuck... NOT IT!

ALEXfuck!!!!!

alex gets up and bob sits in his place alex goes to the door.alex answeres.

ZOMBIEUhhhhhhhhhhhh...

ALEXgod damnit we don't have any fucking change you god damn bum we fucking carry credit cards you fucking asshole!

Alex shuts the door.

ALEXthat god damn bum man! NExt time he rings we'll have kathy answere.

KATHYMe!?!? Hell no! He might be after this.

she points to her self...

ALEXno ones after THAT!

BOByeah girl.. no one wants that!

KATHYI'll show you!!!

she walks to the door.

BOBhaha, bitch is so easy to trick

ALEXyou know it man.

Kathy opens the door and the zombies there.

KATHYyou like what you see!

the zombie walks up and bites her neck

kathy shoves him off and runs back to them...

KATHYOH MY GOD!!!

Alex and Bob both stand up

ALEX HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!

BOBGOD DAMNIT!!!

ALEXBitch! stop bleeding on the floor!

BOBWe need to call for help!

bob grabs the phone as alex grabs for towels to lay down on the floor over her bleeding.

ALEXSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!

KATHYI didn't MEAN to!!!!

she falls down.

BOBHoly fuck Alex, she's fucking dead!

ALEXcall the fucking cops!

BOBbut they might search the house!

ALEXand!!!!

Bob does a motion as if he's smoking weed.

ALEXOh... FLUSH IT!!!

BOBGod damnit KATHY!

ALEXwait... did she shut the door?

they look to the side of them and the zombie is right there next to them.

ZOMBIEUhhhh...

ALEXHOLY FUCK!!!!

they both get up quick!

BOBwhat should we do?!?!

ALEXRUN!!!

BOBWhere?!?!!?

ALEXANY WHEER!!!!

BOBWHERE IS ANY WHERE?!?!?!

ALEX (points)OVER THERE!!!

they both run into the closet...

alex lights his lighter..

ALEXhow gay is this?

BOBatleast were not playing 7 minutes in heaven...

ALEXtrue that.

door opens up its the zombie

both guys scream push him and run away to the living room where they see Kathy as a zombie, they push her run away, and scream to the bedroom. they close the bedroom door and blockade it with something.

BOBwhat should we do?!?!

ALEXI dunno but atleast i don't have to break up with my girlfriend any more for the fact that she might be a zombie!

BOBthat still doesn't fucking help us!

the door starts getting knocks from the zombies.

ALEXNot it!

BOB Dude!

ALEXsry, habbit.

BOBfuck man.. if we both die in here, i just want u to know ive always loved you.

ALEXfucking faggot!

BOBwhat?

ALEXnothing... Dude we're not going to die!

BOBhow do you know that!

ALEXbecause i've played Left 4 Dead!

BOBand that means?!?!

ALEXthat menas i've been tratning for this since day one.... I know how to defend myself against a hundred attackers!

BOBthen do something against TWO attackers!!!

ALEXfuck that you do something.

BOB aight man...

he moves the blockage and opens the door up the two zombies are right there... he closes the door back up on em.

BOByou sure?

ALEXyeah u asshole!!!

Bob opens the door back up and the zombies grab him and pull him out... Alex closes the door

ALEXHoly shit!!!! FUCK!!!!!

blood pours out through the bottom of the closet. you can see alex's face and he looks pissed

ALEXGod damn zombie bastards are gonna pay for eating up my best friend!

Alex opens the door

ALEXFUCKERSSS!!!!!!!

he starts punching the shit out of the two zombies.

ALEXFUCKERS!!!

He beats em all up and down and everything like that. They land of the ground.Alex looks at his best friend BOB who transformed into a zombie also.

ALEXBob! no! Nooo!!!

BOBUhhhhhhHHhHHhhH!!!

ALEXI'm sorry man!

he takes a umbrella and stabs him in the face then opens it. blood and brains spill everywhere.

ALEXHOLY FUCK!!!

alex falls to his knees and puts his hands infront of his face.

ALEXeveryones fucking dead. I have nothing else to live for.... except for

alex gets up on his feet

ALEX REVENGE!!!

we fade slowly to black...

open back up to the TV and the newsman.

NEWSMAN... there seems to be some one who's actually leading an attack back against the zombies. The infamouse zombie killer atfirst single handedly killed off almost every one in the city now he's starting up his own army destroying the zombies by the thousands... When asked about why he's doing this he simply replied "bastards!" and shoved a champain bottle through a zombies eye. A true hero indeed.

Re: ZOMBIES short script

Re: ZOMBIES short script

i got a ton more scripts which i might post. it seems yall enjoy this.but all my scritps are comedy, i just add horror themes becuase horror is one of my fav genre's but i'm not good at writing horror.and lol, how the hell does bob remind u of silent bob when he talks a shitload (i'm not trying to copy kevin smith but i still love his films)anyway thanks for the comments!