Look, there’s always a chance that Episode VII will actually turn out good. Who knows? It might even be a better film than the entire original trilogy combined. Still, why not wait a day or two for the initial reviews to arrive? Why not make sure that the new movie has a positive score on Rotten Tomatoes first? I mean, how can we in good conscious lambast Hollywood for its lack of originality when it makes yet another Transformers movie if we then rush to throw money at Disney just ‘cos we get to see (an old) Harrison Ford and his pet Sasquatch fly around in the Millennium Falcon once more?

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“The balance will be broken, war will condemn our souls and thus, we will bathe in Hell’s glory for those who dare to oppose us”.

Yep, I made this up but it summarizes the uncontrollable hype for Star Wars 7. Hell, I already pre-ordered my 3D CXC ticket for Saturday, so I’m about to go on a suicide mission on watching it on the premiere filled with butthurt SW fanboys. I will admit, I am looking forward to Star Wars 7 cause of how well marketed it is (I still have no idea what the hell the movie is yet I’m very curious) and so far, I love that Disney is hiring very talented filmmakers to this trilogy besides Abrams like Phil Lord & Chris Miller (The LEGO Movie), Garreth Edwards (Godzilla), Colin Treverrow (Jurassic World) and so many others to make sure the new SW movies are, at least, good to watch. However, I do worry for Disney possibly stabbing Abrams in the back and be lying assholes again (It happened with Age of Ultron) and I also fear the movie might be a nightmare to talk about if I dare say anything negative to the film if I get a chance to review it. Also, I would avoid Facebook and Twitter when the controversies and spoiler war threads start hitting the fans. Also, this whole cult worshipping to Abrams is just like the one with the Star Trek reboot films when everyone lost their minds over Abrams taking over the franchise and the rest became history (Don’t want to talk about it nor I want to).

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