Everyone Out of the Pool! Because These Finger Swimming Gloves Are Frightening

I don’t think they’re going to make you Aquaman or anything, but if you want a little speed boost in the pool, I guess these might help.

The Finger Swimming Gloves, which look like they belong in the antiseptic hospital scene of a horror movie, are basically webs for your hands. You can slip these silicone finger-covers on before you take a dip, then make like a duck as you paddle your way through the water. Will the speed boost be worth the potential indignity? You be the judge.

The Finger Swimming Gloves come in small, medium, and large sizes, and come two to a pack. You can start cutting through the water and/or start delivering especially vicious open-hand slaps if you fork over $9 on Brando.