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"Thank you for allowing me to serve you."-Jack Chapman, 1990-2018, last words

Noodles & Beef, aka Dylan Hafertepen, is not your typical gay muscle-bear. He's into BDSM and polyamory; while most gay couples have the occasional threesome, Dylan's relationship is something else. He is the alpha of what is often referred to online as his "harem" of submissive muscle "pups."

What Dylan instructs his harem to do to show their loyalty is frankly horrifying. According to posters online, he tells them to get tattoos that say "property of Master Dylan." He has also allegedly helped them all get on steroids, and supposedly withheld steroids for misbehavior. Oh, and did I mention he's connected to three deaths?

The Harem

Chuck "Alpha Pup" Osborn

He writes about video games, and in the past has worked for PC Gamer and IGN. He also seems to have done his best to separate his professional and personal lives.
Phone: 415-786-4861osbornchuck@gmail.com

Dylan has a contract with his harem, which was posted by Tank on his Tumblr a while ago (archived). The contract requires the pups submit to body modifications, surrender their salary, legally change their name, and cut off contact with people outside the harem, among other demands. Basically, Dylan has taken away the pups' identities and means of leaving.

Why is Dylan on KF?

Aside from relentless attention-whoring all over social media, Dylan's relationship drama has spilled onto most platforms. He has body dysmorphia, which he has written about at length. He strives to grow ever larger, and encourages his pups to follow suit. He also injects silicone into his balls to inflate them as well, and some of his pups/friends have done the same, which is believed to have been at his encouragement. This has proven fatal twice and led to a third death.

The First Death, Peter Dovak

The decedent was named Peter Dovak, a fellow fetishist and friend of Dylan's who was not part of his harem. He went by the username gitbigger and had a husband. He died of an embolism caused by a silicone injection.

This is what Peter said about his injections. He references having a "mentor," who is believed to have been Dylan:

Joe Quader was the person Peter aka gitbigger was referred to by Dylan for the silicone injections. As the screenshots in the above section state, he reportedly committed suicide shortly before he would have been arrested for manslaughter.

This Joe Quader followed Pete on Instagram, so it's reasonable to assume this is the Joe Quader in question.

Tank

Tank, born Jack Chapman, was from Australia and quickly became enamored with Dylan. The two hit it off, and Tank was accepted into the harem. However, all was not well. Here are some screenshots of posts Tank made after he spent time with a friend Dylan didn't approve of.

Tank posted this under his old username, brutesndaddies, and it was screenshotted and circulated.

Dylan monitors and controls his pups' online activities very closely:

Despite the extreme WTFness of what you just read, Tank and Dylan got back together after their split and didn't seem to have any drama until Tank's death. And yes, Dylan did apparently try to take Tank to small claims court (see next section.)

Dylan claims it was an "undiagnosed lung condition" that took Tank's life at 28. The death is widely believed to have been caused by an embolism brought about by unsafe silicone injections into Tank's ballsack.

After Tank's death, Dylan kept posting on Tank's social media as though he were still alive, trying to quell rumors of his death. It was only after people figured out what was going on and that Tank was actually dead that Dylan dropped the act.

Yes, he's a fucking furry. In fact, these names and identities that he's made some of the pups take on seem to stem from when he was more deeply involved in furry fandom. At one point, Dylan even ran a furry art website called Furry Art Pile (and later just called ArtPiles), but it's now shut down.

Linda, Jack's mother, convinced Dylan to return his ashes to her in person. An Australian TV news crew had picked up the story and was present for the meeting, which turned into a confrontation. Three weeks before Jack's death, he had changed his will to leave everything he had to Dylan, including $200,000 AUD that was in his name, but intended for his autistic brother. Dylan said he'd be willing to return the money, but "not with this animosity."

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Ha! I fucking knew it. I got kicked from a chat for "kink-shaming" before when I saw that blog post and talked about how fucked up and mentally abusive it was. I had no idea of the rest of it. What a train wreck.

The furry fandom in the SF area along with some other parts of the USA (Notably the PNW) seems to have an enormous overlap with the kink communities. Dogpatch for example is tweeting a bit about this and he's also known to be in the kink community. Furries will show up at kink events and "pups" will show up at furry events.

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My main question is, why has there not been any charges pressed against this guy?
Those silicone injections were probably not made by a hospital considering the person who did them killed themselves when the police looked to investigate. But even with him not doing the injections, he must be liable in some manner, right?

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My main question is, why has there not been any charges pressed against this guy?
Those silicone injections were probably not made by a hospital considering the person who did them killed themselves when the police looked to investigate. But even with him not doing the injections, he must be liable in some manner, right?

Unless they get the media in on it the police are unlikely to do anything about it. And unless someone like his family sues about it, nobody else really has standing to do anything but name and shame this scumbag. He may be morally equivalent to a murderer, but it's unlikely anything will be done without it being demanded in a way that forces action.

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