A tall girl with an immense appetite for smoking weed. She will sleep with you if you give her a joint. Or a toke on a joint. Or a cigarette paper. Or nothing at all (providing you are male and have a pulse)
Always up for a laugh and remaining cool headed in a tight spot (probably cos she is so stoned) she is a good mate and won't ever piss you off with hyperactive babble or neurotic rantings.

Don't tell her you have any cheese in the fridge - or it will be gone. Actually - play it safe and don't let on a bout the fridge at all. No worries about her wandering into the kitchen and seeing it - she is too stoned to bother without the promise of cheese.