MRW you have 5 professors who expect you to read 100+ pages per week per class plus assignments, labs and papers

As if I don't have enough shit to do working three jobs and going to university full time, Profs assign at least 100 pages per week and are surprised when you haven't memorised every single letter of text.
(Also, that's how you spell ''memorise'' in Canada, sorry for confusion. please accept some complementary maple syrup I gathered today via moose)