Or to South America. Or North America or Asia or Australasia. Or shat in a skip or watched Frozen or eaten a Findus crispy pancake or been voted "dog the judges would most like to take home". I can probably deal with it.

(One time a 'friend' at uni hid pepperoni underneath the cheese bit of a pizza whilst we were drunk. I was that drunk I didn't realise for a bit and then when i did I started projectile vomiting. So that doesn't really count as eating meat.