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Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Tuesday funnies

Best Tuesday photo with inaccurate caption.Photo taken from The Malaysian Insider 05/06/12

Funny #1

How do you dig a deeper hole for yourself after you've shot yourself in the foot? Full instructions HERE

Funny #2

The last thing you would expect to hear from someone who successfully bid RM24,200 for a car registration number when asked who paid for it..........“not sure, I have to check”Full explanation for this great strategy HERE

Funny #3

Silliest thing to say after you've shot yourself in the foot and dug your own grave............

“numbers to me are not important what is more important is service to the people ” - Liow Tiong Lai

Funny #4

Silliest thing to say in defense of somebody who's shot himself in the foot and dug his own grave is........... (the money just went) “from the left hand to the right hand” - Chua Soi LekGo here to read details of Chua's brilliance

DEEP thought of the day.............

"Some people are actually above the law and some are far below it, i.e. they don't really get the benefit or the protection of the law."- Dr. Mahathir Mohd.

M.C.A. bargers,from the top to the bottom, are all "gone case nincompoops" in the coming GE. Sure to lose with their pants and undies down as well. Don't ever hope to win with massive majorities.... they can daydream forever and ever...... bye-bye to them, they can start digging their own graves from now on.....

One is an idiot...the other is a typical puppet and the last one...behave like a Maharajah.They never considered be elected at all...for they have a plan..even with vast majority voters against them..they can still win elections after elections.Najib knows their days are numbered...even before he was appointed as PM.3 years avoiding jail sentence...he has used up all his ideas.To day...it is sort of asking voters to forget corruptions and murders and give them a change to change.Like I said...it is not funny anymore.So many asked me..."Sir...when do you think 13th GE will be announced by Najib?" I replied.."As long as Najib can keep delay it."Funnies they are...if you can read these characters like Pat is doing. The joke will be on Malaysians..if we do not vote them out.

Either way of justifying where the absorbant money came from to acquire a number plate, a civil servant should not be able to splash this kinda money considering the minister is 'paid' by the rakyat. Hence, however, explained by the minister where it came from , it is still not justified. Should somebody raise a request in the party to review thier salaries and department's expenditures?

What's the fuss all about, its only 24K, and after all its just the rakyats money.Ahhh the PK-MCA-FZ billions that was good!!!!, but just you wait and see, they'll continue to vote for us still, those donkeys.

Higher Education Minister Mohamed Khaled Nordin has confirmed that the decision of National Higher Education Fund (PTPTN) to halt giving loans to Universiti Selangor (Unisel) students is to challenge the Selangor government’s ability to provide free tertiary education.

This will cause students and parents alike in Selangor to revolt against the Federal government for a gross act of victimisation. What will the federal government under BN l do next? Cut off water supplies and electricity to Pakatan ruled states to punish the rakyat for not voting BN?

Pakatan Rakyat has its own plan and solution for addressing national debts including PTPTN loans when they are in power. The federal government should not act childishly by pawning the students and taking all sorts of punitive actions to punish voters and tax payers in Pakatan ruled states.

Malaysians must not tolerate the increasingly totalitarian policy of BN.

soon the billion ringgit 1MDB scandal directly involving Najis will be unveiled for all Malaysians to judge. of course, our media such as Star, Utusan Meloya and TV gila will black out the news. these BN controlled media are the main defender of murderers and corrupt practices!