Bateman wheels around and shoots him.
He runs toward the revolving doors.
As he swings around in the doors, he notices
a JANITOR who has witnessed the shooting.
He revolves back into the lobby and shoots the janitor.

NEW ANGLE:
He runs out of the building
and across the street to an identical office building,
the one that houses Pierce & Pierce.

… Poppy still plays “Moon River” in the background. He sings aloud: “Old dreammaker, you heartbreaker, wherever you’re going, I’m going your way.” He makes me afraid. I know where he wants to go. And who the dreammaker is.

There will be a public memorial service in Honolulu open to friends and the general public:Date: Sunday, July 31stTime: 1:00 pmLocation: Moiliili Hongwanji Buddhist Church, 902 University AvenueIn lieu of flowers, donations may be sent to: Asian Improv aRts / Kayo Hatta Fund201 Spear St., Ste 1650San Francisco, CA 94105

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

“Do not underestimate Evil Cullinane’s plan for World Domination! http://www.log24.com now shows that he has crossed over to the dark side, making sacrifices to the Ancient Hindu Goddess ‘Kalli’ to ward off our attacks! ‘Kalli’-nane will soon appear as the top result on every Google search.

July 20 illustration of crankbuster’s remarks

Soon, all young mathematicians will be hypnotised by his dark diamonds of falsehood. At least, that’s his plan. But wait, who’s that brilliant mathematician who shines the light right through Cullinane’s fraud and exposes him to the whole world?! Crankbuster saves the day! (applause)”

“In Hindu mythology, Kali, the Divine Mother, is the symbol for the infinite diversity of experience. Kali represents the entire physical plane. She is the drama, tragedy, humor, and sorrow of life. She is the brother, father, sister, mother, lover, and friend. She is the fiend, monster, beast, and brute.”

Star Trek’s “Scotty,” who died at 5:30 AM PDT July 20, was “a veteran of the D-Day landings who managed to hide a war injury on screen. As an artillery lieutenant in the Canadian army, he was hit by six machine-gun bullets, one of which removed his middle right finger.”