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It's a decent car mate but I'm not going to dump my load over it. All cars can be pulled down a peg or two. I reckon if you had all the money in the world and access to all the cars, each one of them would piss you off in some way or other. That's the trouble, money can't buy perfection. It doesn't exist. Other than my cock of course, so the ladies say.

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Volvo: for the man who's prepared to sacrifice absolutely everything for impact protection....

The "sporty" ones have an air of sad desperation, like watchingyour Granny at the disco. The fact that they only cost 4p second-hand should surprise no-one.

Yes, but imagine your face as your granny performs a perfectly executed break dance routine to Run DMC's "Its like that" and then gets up and casually walks away with a smirk on her face from ear to ear.

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Why is everyone being so nice? Must be the weather...

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Styled in three quarters of an hourby a committee in a dark roomwitha shoe-box forinspiration. Interiorplastics produced by re-cycling Zanussi washing machines and adding some burnt Pirellis for texture. Excessive tyre wear,'interesting' wet-weather handling and enough body-roll in hard cornering to make a yachtsman sea-sick. Range of exterior colours that wouldn't be out of place down the front of Sir Les Paterson's dinner jacket.Best used asan attractiveornament onthe back of an AA low-loader, or parked at the bottom of the garden to replace the shed on the basis that nobody will be able to tell the difference.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but Iím not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.

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rabski wrote:

Why is everyone being so nice? Must be the weather...

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Styled in three quarters of an hour¬*by a committee in a dark room¬*with¬*a shoe-box for¬*inspiration. Interior¬*plastics produced by re-cycling Zanussi washing machines and adding some burnt Pirellis for texture. Excessive tyre wear,¬*'interesting' wet-weather handling and enough body-roll in hard cornering to make a yachtsman sea-sick. Range of exterior colours that wouldn't be out of place down the front of Sir Les Paterson's dinner jacket.¬*Best used as¬*an attractive¬*ornament on¬*the back of an AA low-loader, or parked at the bottom of the garden to replace the shed on the basis that nobody will be able to tell the difference.

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rabski wrote:

Why is everyone being so nice? Must be the weather...

OK

Styled in three quarters of an hourby a committee in a dark roomwitha shoe-box forinspiration. Interiorplastics produced by re-cycling Zanussi washing machines and adding some burnt Pirellis for texture. Excessive tyre wear,'interesting' wet-weather handling and enough body-roll in hard cornering to make a yachtsman sea-sick. Range of exterior colours that wouldn't be out of place down the front of Sir Les Paterson's dinner jacket.Best used asan attractiveornament onthe back of an AA low-loader, or parked at the bottom of the garden to replace the shed on the basis that nobody will be able to tell the difference.