Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Wayne Newton is 65, and Sharon Stone is 49. However it's hard to tell exact ages from heavily doctored faces like these; I had to look it up. Skin shouldn't have to take that kind of abuse. Wayne probably can't stop smiling if he wants to, and Sharon's eyes are stretched almost to where her ears used to be. That's also quite a lovely fivehead she's growing.

It really is amazing what they can do with plastic surgery these days to retard ageing, but when do you draw the line? A really good surgeon can delay the inevitable for years, but there is nothing natural-looking about a 65 year old man with shiny tight skin and jet black hair. It's more Bela Lugosi than Brad Pitt.