Dellucci TailGator wrote:If they ever make an Aaron Cunningham movie ("Designated for Assignment: Late Inning Replacement: The Aaron Cunningham Story"), his suicide squeeze will be in slow motion with the song from The Natural playing. Then the screen will cut to black.

In white writing: "He never played another game in the majors again. He was replaced by Brent Lillibridge, the game's first half-blooded Hobbit."

I would hope Acta has a quick trigger finger ready tomorrow when it comes to Lowe. You have to get two of three in this series and you don't want to be depending on beating Verlander. Use your bullets on Tuesday and extend that bullpen if need be.

dazindiansfanuk wrote:The wonders of Baseball scoring, if we hang on to win this one, Joe Smith would get the win.

Dear Baseball Powers That Be:

I propose when a pitcher comes into a game with his team winning AND he is unable to hold the lead he CAN NOT get a win if his teammates pull his bacon out of the fire. The win would instead go to the pitcher that was hoping to get a win until his teammate blew it.

Thank you.

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.~~~Annie Savoy-"Bull Durham"

I love it when Hammy interviews Pronk after a win. How about we start a petition to have Pronk not come back as DH next season but instead take Rosie's seat in the booth? What a crazy team Hammy and Pronk would make doing play-by-play! Rosie can still stick around to pull up stats for the guys to quote and if he's a good boy they might let him call an inning or two as a side-kick again.

I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.~~~Annie Savoy-"Bull Durham"