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The comment on the clothes being worn under the armor just reminds me of a scene from Seinfeld:
"Then Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated whether or not Iron Man wore some kind of undergarment under his iron suit--"
George: "And I still say he's naked under there!"
Jerry: "Oh, like that makes a lot of sense."
George "Ah, shuddup."