Now Marina socks it to Lampard

And though Chelsea and West Ham fans will doubtless disagree, I have to say that never was a target more deserving.

"Having failed to deliver in Germany, the honourable thing for any of these three fabulously rich gentlemen might have been to return their advance to the publishers, and to have been self-aware enough to realise that a period of silence from them would be most welcome" writes Marina, referring also to the recent autobiog from Wayne Rooney and a forthcoming one from Ashley Cole.

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Marina Hyde is excellent. Fifty times better than the witless snidery and empty-headed bitching of Amanda Platell.

Just in case you haven't heard (or read) this joke before. Further to Saddam Hussein's request for death by firing squad, he has requestd that the squad be made up of:Frank LampardSteven GerrardJamie Carragher

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