MVP = Most Valuable Pedophile?

American League MVP Dustin Pedroia’s brother made the news recently amid accusations of child molestation. As a Yankee fan this story completely delights me.

“Brett Pedroia, 30, was taken into custody Jan. 9 on a probable cause warrant for two counts of oral copulation and lewd acts with a child under age 14.” How good could a BJ from a boy under 14 even be? I’m almost positive it can’t be good enough to be worth all the trouble, but I guess its possible. No word yet on whether the tiny little boy being molested was actually just Dustin Pedroia.