I wanted to go "somewhere" once, but I didn't know where "somewhere" was, so I didn't go anywhere. But now, I have discovered where it is. Curious where "somewhere" is? Then don't skip reading a single page of this book that will take you on an unforgettable journey "somewhere." "Until I read this book, I never realized how often I say 'somewhere' in a given day! Everything that is anything must be 'somewhere,' right? This book gives not only hilarious insight into the commonalities we all face but a realism into 'somewhere' to which we are all so familiar!" Tami Trowbridge-Singles Coordinator, North Point Community Church"This book is a 'must-read.' Every one of us has moments in real life that allow time to reflect on some of our greatest and most embarrassing experiences. If you want to laugh, be refreshed, and take a mini-vacation 'somewhere,' this is the book for you." Shelley Britt-Business Manager, Design Group"People, in general, are always searching for the perfect book-an easy read to take us away from the mundane life. Trust me, the short stories in this book will take you 'somewhere' you have been before. Laughter is good medicine, so if you are a prude and don't like to laugh, enter at your own risk." Elizabeth A. Stinson-Elementary School Music Teacher Books Books ~~ Fiction~~ Anthologies (multiple authors) Where-Is-Somewhere~~Rosemary-Mccutcheon Selah Publishing Group, LLC