Comments on: Logan Morrison wants the fences moved in at Marlins Parkhttp://mlb.nbcsports.com/2013/09/21/logan-morrison-wants-the-fences-moved-in-at-marlins-park/
Baseball. Baseball. And then a bit more baseball.Sat, 10 Dec 2016 02:56:52 +0000hourly1http://wordpress.com/By: vivabearhttp://mlb.nbcsports.com/2013/09/21/logan-morrison-wants-the-fences-moved-in-at-marlins-park/#comment-581432
Sun, 22 Sep 2013 21:05:03 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581432Gator – you’re the most annoying cocksucker in the HBT comments section. You play grammar cop, yet when someone points out your fuck ups, you slink away and can’t acknowledge them. You completely missed the reference in my above post. So again, your not nearly as smart as you think you are.
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 14:53:00 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581327they outta move the Marlins out of Marlins park
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 14:39:09 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581321PS – oh, and vivabore, I don’t expect you to understand any of that either. Come to think of it, I doubt if you understood Dick and Jane Play Doctor (A Little Golden Book) while you were sitting in the dentist’s waiting room either.
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 04:31:17 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581266The thumb down is doubtless courtesy of the Chihuahua Absconditus, trying to curry favor and win his way back into Scrooge McLoria’s good graces.

Such as they are, I mean.

If the current disturbance in the matrix is to be believed, Scrooge McLoria is planning a palace putsch this orfseason. Having decreed yet another profitable dismantling of the atrocious team he was instrumental in putting together in the first place, he appears to be dissatisfied with the results (including their eighteenth shutout of the season yesterday) yielded by the patched up K-Mart calico blanket of a team he put on the field in April. He seems intent and wreaking havoc against those who went along with his crackbrained pennypinching, not to mention their failure to fill Macondo Banana Massacre Field despite the atrocity he wrought upon the fans.

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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 04:22:53 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581265Trout brain link: http://www.oboylephoto.com/blog/2010/05/brain-of-trout-brain-of-hare/_5011759/
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 04:22:14 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581264PS – you always rise to the Garza bait with the imbecile avidity of a starving trout. Here is a link to a photo of a trout brain (it’s the one on the left; that’s the same side as the hand you use to pick your nose). It weighs a milligram or two and most of it looks remarkably like an ass. This explains a great deal about your mindless reflexes and inability to think in a rational or creative manner.
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 03:59:03 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581261At no point before, during or after reading my post were you capable of putting together a moment of mere comprehension. The “incoherence” you claim to find in my post is ackcherley a function of your own stupidity and near illiteracy (I was, I think, four years old when I learned to spell God properly, and perhaps five when I learned when commas were necessary or unnecessary). Don’t blame me because you don’t know how to punctuate, spell or process dependent clauses. To paraphrase the Bard, the fault, dear vivabore, is in yourself that you are uncomprehending.
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 01:11:13 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581219I took that as being tongue-in-cheek. Could be wrong though.
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Sun, 22 Sep 2013 00:48:48 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581213Whatcha just say about Obama?
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Sat, 21 Sep 2013 23:46:52 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581184Should we really be using the term “blasted” when we refer to LoMo’s 6 HR’s?
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Sat, 21 Sep 2013 23:17:34 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581171At no point during your rambling post, did you come close to forming a coherent or accurate thought. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Sat, 21 Sep 2013 20:42:40 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581135Why move the fence in. This park is already a used facility. I as a Miami taxpayer demand we build Loria a brand new stadium whether he wants it or not so he doesn’t have to slum in this two year old relic. Go Marlins. Better yet go Loria, – out of town for ever.
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Sat, 21 Sep 2013 20:35:30 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581133Reblogged this on STARK'S Broadway Reviews and commented:
ITS JUST LIKE THE METS AT CITI FIELD THEY SHOULD MOVE THE FENCES IN
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Sat, 21 Sep 2013 20:22:06 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581131I’m sure the Miami tax payers will be glad to help fund that, considering the fair and honest way Lauria went about building the stadium to begin with.
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Sat, 21 Sep 2013 18:28:40 +0000http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=496663#comment-581112Tweeter’s mediocrity is not a function of where the fences are. It’s a function of his limited talent as a hitter. I also find it amusing the way DJ describes him as having “blasted” five home runs plus one – this is not exactly the production of a slugger, even of a would-be slugger. His infield and short outfield popups with RISP aren’t going over those fences unless they move them in to between the mound and second base.

It’s not surprising that this has become a team of whiners. You can only labor in the shadow of a bloodsucking pennypincher like Scrooge McLoria for so long until some of his bad habits rub orf on you. Speaking of which, does Tweeter ackcherley think that the Crawling I is going to spend the money to move the fences?

Or is Tweeter trying to bellyache his way out of Macondo? Perhaps he still sizzles privately about how the Feesh wouldn’t pull the trigger on that trade for Garza a few years ago because they thought that he would be able to reach the fences on his own initiative. Just imagine, Tweeter – you could be playing for Theo now instead of for Scrooge and his Chihuahua absconditus.

Of course, that would be trading a team that hasn’t won anything in ten years for one that hasn’t won anything in over a hundred. But if the fable of the outfield wall tells us anything, it’s that there’s a terrible majesty in distance, be it spatial or temporal.