Steven Kleinschmidt Last Name Tweets Show Wedding Hashtags Are Always Possible

I'm not going to lie, I kind of hate the whole wedding hashtag phenomenon. I mean, for stalking purposes, I get it. But the fact that the next step after saying "yes" to spending the rest of your life with your love is sitting together to come up with a quippy just feels weird to me.

But hey, that's the world we're living in. And if you have a weird last name, you're basically screwed. One guy came to this bleak realization on Twitter, but luckily, the internet wasn't about to let him spiral into self-pity.

Obviously, now we're all hoping his future wife is one of these crafty Twitter hashtag makers.

But, that being said, I don't personally know Steven. Maybe he's more of a party guy! In that case, I'd instruct him to lean more toward Emily Schrecengost, the party girl behind the genius #GetLitWithKleinschmidt.

Or maybe our boy Steven is just a sappy, hopeless romantic! In that case, he has got to go with Noah Cook's brilliant idea, #loveiskleinschmidt. Then, Noah could give, like, the most amazing best man speech of all time when Steven finally gets married and uses his hashtag!