Britney Spears Upskirt Pics - Now with Pussy! — Well, you didn't ask for it, but here it is: Britney Spears' pussy. Well, almost. Hot off the heels of the last Britney Spears Upskirt, she's ditched her underwear, but thankfully, these Britney Spears upskirt pictures don't reveal it all …

JOB OPENING — BRITNEY Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she's having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records - but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline.

Just a li'l Brit missing — Britney Spears into her own personal mini-me? — Since filing for divorce from deadbeat hubby Kevin Federline, Brit has been spending an awful lot of time with the heir-head and some of Paris' trademarks seem to be rubbing off on the pop star - most recently, an aversion to underwear.

Name This Couple — Jodie Foster and her girlfriend, Cydney Bernard (pictured above), have been dating for more than 13 years! — And, we think it's time these power lesbians got a nickname. — What should we call Jodie and her partner??? — Leave your suggestions....after the jump!

Richards says he never used racist words before — CHICAGO (AP) — Comedian Michael Richards said Sunday he did not consider himself a racist, and said he was "shattered" by the comments he made to two young black men during a tirade at a Los Angeles comedy club.

Dancing's Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff Getting Cozier — While Mario Lopez and his Dancing with the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff are still playing coy about a rumored romance, the show's runner-up couple are spending a Mexico vacation together after celebrating Thanksgiving with Lopez's sister in Houston.

William and Harry to hold Diana concert at new Wembley — Princes William and Harry plan to stage a charity rock concert next year to commemorate their late mother - and it will be one of the first events held at the new Wembley Stadium. — The Mail on Sunday has learned that the live show …

Tori Spelling Pigtails — A pregnant Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott were seen out and about in LA taking a little walk. Tori is proud to be showing off her big belly but for some reason she thinks she is still young enough to wear pigtails. Sorry girl but that look is not cute on anyone past the age of 8.

Coming attractions — Zeta-Jones stands the heat for upcoming movie role — Catherine Zeta-Jones says she can barely boil eggs, but she plays a top chef in No Reservations, in theaters July 27. — "My husband said this is going to be a big stretch for me," she says with a laugh, referring to Michael Douglas' reaction.

Aniston Tops New Hair Poll. — Aniston Tops New Hair Poll.... Jennifer Aniston is back at the top of the hair charts after picking up a third of the votes in a new poll to find the Most Wanted Star Hairstyles. — The actress sparked a hair craze with her look as Rachel Green on hit sitcom Friends …

Nicole's Positive Influences? — Paris and Britney may be making the rounds these days but Paris and Nicole are still reunited BFFs. They always seem to come back to each other even after their many feuds. Some people, however, think Paris is a bad influence on Nicole. Rachel Zoe happens to be one of them.

PARTNER IN STYLE — PARIS Hilton and Britney Spears aren't the only new Hollywood duo - Jennifer Lopez and Victoria Beckham are getting chummy, as well. Lopez and Beckham met at Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding, and, according to British Vogue online, Lopez "very much hopes they can stay friends."

X17 EXCLUSIVE - LINDSAY SAYS PARIS HIT HER! — Lindsay made this shocking allegation to X17 exclusively tonight: she says while partying at a friend's house Saturday night, Paris hit her with a drink, bruising her arm! Okay; I'll say no more and let Lindsay speak for herself ...

NELLY'S NO PLAYGIRL — There's not much we wouldn't do for half a million dollars. — But even this handsome sum wasn't enough to persuade Nelly Furtado to pose for Playboy - fully clothed. — The Maneater singer has turned down the chance to appear in the infamous men's mag, despite the generous cash offering.

'80s Video Star Tawny Kitaen Faces Drug Charge — Actress Tawny Kitaen, best known for starring in Whitesnake videos and later for being a housemate on VH1's The Surreal Life, could face up to three years in prison after being charged with possessing 15 grams of cocaine.

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