The Interior Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Tex

Description

This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically shaggy glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Facility Address by a runaway replica of President Tex.

Touring Tips

If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.

If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo location.

Policies and Warnings

For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from nasal or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.

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