iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cubs, A-Z

I was disappointed by the lack of actual cubs in the promotional video for Drasko Bogdanovic‘s “Cub Camp 2013” calendar. Sure, these overly-specific gay categories can occasionally get complicated—especially when we’re all referring to ourselves as woodland creatures—but you can’t just throw a beard on a slim/muscular guy and call him a “cub”. That label requires a little more meat on the bones!

While all twenty-six contestants on today’s edition of iPhone Wars might not necessarily identify as “cubs”, they’re a far cry from the twinkiness of, say, someone like Roger Lambert… You might recognize a few of them from Tumblr, your television or my wet dreams.

You know the drill by now, right? Click through and vote for your fave(s)!