There's quite a few deodorant jokes on the web, John. I'll leave other followers to tell them if you don't. Can you still get Brut and Old Spice deodorant?

When were young: Every lad thought it was great to spray that instead of having a bath or a shower. And all lasses used to cover themselves in Petunia oil. I'm still chuckling over you breaking wind in Aldi. Dave Cameron shops in Waitrose. Apparently you get a better conversation according to last nights news.

God she was tedious on The Graham Norton Show! Why does he book American bores? Remarkably polite and restrained of Russell, Richard and Kylie I thought. I am assuming I am correct and your picture is of Cameran Diaz. If not I apologise! profusely!!