Vapormaxin’ aka Why I Can’t Walk in Flats

Plot twist: it might look super cool sitting on the bridge, but I took bruised knees away from it and looked like an absolute fool climbing up in a mini lace dress! The things you do for a good picture…

But let’s speak about the sneakers for a second. I’m admittingly the opposite of a sneaker head but let’s be real those light purple Vapormax have my name written all over them. I absolutely love the design and see through sole.

I’ll tell you a secret though they gave me the worst blisters ever and make squicky noises when you walk on certain floors.I’ll tell you another secret I can’t walk in flats! Yes, you might think how is that even possible, but let me explain: I don’t properly roll over from heel to toe and place most of my weight on the ball of my foot, which makes up for lets say an interesting style of walking. The thing is, as I wear shoes with a heel 95% of the time, people dont realise it. I’ve always been good at walking in heels and you obviously don’t have to roll you’re food when in heels. End of the story is that when people first see me walk in flats, I always get a: “Oh wow you can’t walk in flats, can you?” accompanied by confused, yet very amused look on their face.

Oh well born to strut around in heels and be extra I guess! I’ve excepted my faith and inability to roll over my foot.