MC Miker G & DJ Sven – “Holiday Rap” (1986)

“I understand what most rappers say, cuz rappin’ is my thing and I do it every day!”

After a long night writing papers — and in preparation for a longer three days of more writing and suffering the perpetual criticism of my soul-crushing boss — I could really use a holiday. Make this your Spring Break jam, and you’ll be pullin’ in beach babez with both hands: