You muthafukahs at Fox News want a War on Christmas? I got you your War on Christmas, RIGHT HERE!!!

Christopher Foxx

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feloniousgrammar

My dream for the WOC is to make police tape outlines of Santa, an elf, and a few reindeer at the entrance to a mall with splotches of blood all around. Then parents who were too poor to pay for Christmas could tell their children that they’ve been very good this year, but alas— Santa was killed in a drive-by.

formerlywhatithink

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D_C_Wilson

I started my part in the War on Christmas two months ago when I decided to draw a portrait of each of my nieces as part of their Christmas gifts.

http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

Oh, your first tree…how exciting! Now you must decorate it with FSM and Cthlulu ornaments. Aren’t they just adorable?

Please. We’ve got a perfectly good word already. There’s no need to backform a new verb to mean the same thing.

http://drangedinaz.wordpress.com/ IrishGrrrl

LOL, sorry. Brain fart.

D_C_Wilson

Thanks. Awesome.

JMAshby

Cthulhu without a doubt

Robert Scalzi

Pastafari Live !!

GrafZeppelin127

The so-called “War on Christmas” is the perfect encapsulation of everything that’s wrong with the modern political right. I really can’t think of a better example.

Robert Scalzi

The first Salvo I will fire is the purchase of some Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale along with some of Anchor Steams 2013 Christmas Ale.

i_a_c

This has to be the biggest strawman in existence. Nobody’s stopping anybody from celebrating Christmas or exercising their freedom or whatever. No, saying “Happy holidays,” which people have been saying for ages, doesn’t count.

I’m an atheist and I love Christmas. I put up a tree and everything. I must also be doing it wrong. Where’s my war on Christmas camouflage fatigues? They need to have colorful LEDs so that I can blend in with the surroundings and spook conservatives by shouting “POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!”

D_C_Wilson

But how will they know that Christmas is the day we celebrate Apollo’s Mithras’ Jesus’ birth unless cashiers greet them with Merry Christmas every day between Labor Day and New Year’s Eve?

i_a_c

Wait, Christmas is coming already? I didn’t know. I thought the Christmas music blaring in Walmart on November 3 was some kind of mistake.

Nefercat

Yes, and the red and white Target/Macy’s tv ads that add up to more airtime than the actual tv shows they are sponsoring.

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