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Hey, I had to do that when I was younger, before I had braces, because the process of eating off the cob was such a pain in the ass because of my teeth. Buttering, salting, then cutting it off the cob made the whole process slightly less depressing, but way more enjoyable.

Now it's like a fucking triumph every time. I devour that corn right off that goddamn cob, just to prove that I can!

i cut it off the cob as well, its not mushy, i cut it close to the center so it comes off in sheets. corn off the cob is crunchy and much more fresh tasting then canned corn there is no comparison, thats like saying fresh peas are the same as canned peas. i personally dont like eatting off the cob because i get alot of shit stuck in between my teeth that irritates me, and its also more of a pain too

I didn't suck my thumb and i had straight teeth, I got braces because my jaw was crooked and it was giving me tension head aches. Plus I'm not even the least bit American so why would I strive to eat corn like one?

If you really need to know, you can find out for sure in three-ish years, when you take the upper-level introductory analysis and algebra classes for the math degree that you would need to start by next week.

Those who suck so much dick that they literally cannot eat a vaguely oblong object without a dick-sucking motion, despite the extremely awkward position and choking hazard? Yes. Also they need psychiatric help.

ahhhh - too funny - just like our joke when tailgating before Patriots games. When we would get fresh corn and grill it up pre-game someone always got the:
"You eat your corn the long way!" you <insert homophobic slur here> which always led to another drunk someone waving to his corn saying "See you tomorrow!" as they gobbled down the corn on the cob

I don't know if this is normal but I twist out each kernel of corn one by one down a row. After this I can take out the next row pretty easily. I think isn't isn't known by many American because to do this, you corn can't be buttered. I'm Asian so my corn is usually plain.

I got a fun idea. I'm going out to target to buy a big-ass jar. And from now on, each time I see this link reposted, I'm gonna put a penny in said big-ass jar. That way, by the end of the week, I will have saved enough pennies to buy a luxury cruise around the world.

I actually had a family gathering 2 weeks ago and someone caught me eating it up and down. They then commented to my grandpa and they all thought I was strange. They asked "Do you always eat corn like that?" I had never really paid attention... So apparently I'm the strange one now.

Awesome timing, my wife and I were just at my parents house the other day and I noticed--yeah, after 15 years together I'd never noticed--that my wife is eating her corn vertically, instead of the normal back and forth way, and I was like "Woah wait what??"