Marten is admonishing me just as much as Faye in panel four. I am sorry for poop jokes, everyone. I am sorry.

As of right now, you have FIVE DAYS to order a TEH or Sad Guitar shirt before I send them off to the printer. Act quickly! Hoodies are also back on sale, and I suggest grabbing one while you can as I am unsure how long they will be available. Super thanks to everyone who has ordered merchandise from me in the past, it is you kind folks who keep this business running and I really appreciate that.

That is it for tonight. I am going to go write "I will not use any more bathroom humor in my webcomic" 100 times on a blackboard.