Just have a beard, or dont have a beard. Shaving your beard, or not shaving your beard, because of other people with or without beards is just as stupid as the stupid people who caused you to shave off your beard.

Did all the interns coke in the bathroom, then licked the sales manager when he wouldn't give me a kiss on the cheek like the other managers had. Think you win this round Aidan. Luckily Poms generally find obnoxious drunken behaviour somewhat endearing eh I guess it was OK because I'm still there. ...

FART 2016 - New years eve - Onekaka. Camping and beer, and good tunes, and more beer. Yeah I'm coming back for a couple of weeks for Christmas so Ois II Men are playing again. We'll probably be the shittest we've ever been. Gripper are also playing, they'll probably be shit too, but not as shit as u...

I'm not really sure Christchurch is "big city" enough to be the place to visit for "sanity", coming back from Overseas. If you want to live in a small town, Christchurch is probably small enough as it is.

I wrote out like eight good shows ive watched recently, then punkas logged me out. Cant be fucked writing descriptions now but these are all funny: Crashing Pulling Fleabag The Detectorists Scrotal Recall Love (Judd Apatow) In The Flesh is good and poignant, but I wish it hadn't been cancelled Stran...

Might as well just just click on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpXVbTC-Z0 ah come on Sam, I've had wittier insults yelled from boy racers inToyota hiaces with 'metal milisha' stickers on the rear window. How many years have you spent at university now? And homophobia is your chosen avenue f...

Hes right about czech republic, especially in south moravia. A lot of friends have had the shit kicked out of them once or twice (or been beaten with chains, knocked out, pipes etc). You'd probably be fine. I love czech to bits, it's got great beer, food, everyone is pretty chilled out (apart from t...