Nemesis/Villain Appearances: Chondu
of the Headmen (as a fawn!),
Ludberdites of Zaar, Nebulon (the Celestial Man)

Nighthawk (well, his body with Jack Norriss' mind) finds himself inside a
flying saucer hurtling through Earth's ionosphere clutching a bowl holding the
brain of Kyle Richmond. Nebulon, the Celestial Man (whose outfit sparkles like
the stars) is presenting his scale model miniature of Earth-to-come to
Nighthawk. Ludberdites pace around in the background like anxious children. Jack
appears somewhat skeptical of Nebulon's plans after what happened the last time
they met (see Defenders #14)
but, in a loud booming voice, Nebulon explains that he has changed his plans
since then. He apologizes to Nighthawk about his abduction and explains about
how he survived their previous encounter.

Apparently, pitted against the sorcery of Dr. Strange, Nebulon's
dimension-spanning powers overloaded and he was hurled out of this reality,
across the planes of existence to the land of the scientist-philosophers known
as the Ludberdites. Their view of the universe (that higher beings bore an obligation
to improve the lot of their inferiors) intrigued him. In time, under their
tutelage, Nebulon embraced this philosophy as his own. Of all the worlds he had
visited in his career as an interstellar geologist, Earth was by far the most
inferior and therefore, the most in need of salvation. As such, the Ludberdites
and Nebulon returned to Earth to collect specimens, to probe their minds for the
race's common concept of peace. With their superior science, the aliens intend
to realize Man's seminal dream...and the process has already begun! Nebulon then
asks Nighthawk if he will aid them. Jack (having no idea who Nebulon is, but
recognizing that Kyle must have) quietly and reluctantly agrees. The Celestial
Man is pleased at this and sends Nighthawk to join the other
"specimens", noting that it will be most enlightening when a truly
heroic mode of thought is added to their collection.

In a pink flash of light, Jack, dressed as Nighthawk, appears in the holding
area...where he is immediately spotted and attacked by Chondu the fawn! Jack
pulls back to protect Nighthawk's brain from dropping. Fortunately, several of
the other abducted intercede and pull "Bambi" off Jack and then
restrain the berserk deer. They query the Defender but he is at a loss for
words...how can he explain about who the deer really is? Jack realizing that
things are quickly getting over his head, wishes the Defenders were here!

Meanwhile, back in Connecticut, the Defenders are extracting themselves from
the goo which was issued from Ruby's head and the remains of the Headmen's headquarters.
The man, George Teekle, whose house was destroyed by the Hulk previously (see Defenders
#21) chides the team, snickering that they didn't get his house this time!
The Hulk recognizes the man as the one who spoiled his fun (playing with a
child). Despite Dr. Strange's intervention, George eggs on the Hulk until the
emerald giant picks up a piece of the destroyed home and hurtles it at him.
George ducks in time as a chunk of wall sails over his head, across the street,
and directly into the wooden skeleton of the home he had hoped to rebuild. His
neighbours rush to console him as he bemoans his loss...and two mortgages!
Strange tires of this suburban madness, he raises his arms and calling on the
hoary hosts of Hoggoth, magically transports the team to his sanctum.

Wong, accompanied by two workers, are startled by the sudden arrival of Dr.
Strange and his associates. Strange asks Wong to explain the broken window. His
man servant explains that the carpenter and glass cutter are here to repair the
damage caused by fawn when it escaped. The Hulk grows upset at hearing this news
about his "Bambi", but Val is more concerned that Nighthawk has yet to
arrive. Wong explains that he is yet to see Nighthawk, an unexpected development
which disturbs Strange. He then heads to his chambers and orders Wong to not
allow him to be disturbed, unless by his fellow Defenders. One of the repairmen
mutters that he thinks Strange treats "the Chinese guy" like his
slave. Valkyrie hears the comment and explains that their relationship is
obviously beyond them; she then advises the workers to complete their task and
leave. One of the men protests, but the Hulk says he will smash the little men
if they do not do what "sword-girl" has said. The workers wisely
abide.

Upstairs, the crystal of Agamotto bathes the rich, dark wood and rococo
appointments of the meditation chamber in a warm, yet unearthly, glow. Dr.
Strange consults the crystal and reports that he can find no trace of Jack or
Kyle anywhere on Earth. He concludes that they have somehow vanished from this
sphere of existence. Valkyrie notes that it would take an eternity to scour the
cosmos, can they not await some sign and turn their efforts for the moment in
tracking down the Headmen? Dr. Strange reminds Valkyrie that they cannot because
unless Jack's mind and body are reunited, his corporeal form will perish. The
Hulk, meanwhile, growing tired of the discussion he does not follow, announces
that he is leaving to find his friend "Bambi". The jade giant makes
his exit almost unnoticed for the magician is occupied with his crystal and the
Valkyrie is lost in thought over Jack. She is disturbed that she has feelings
for him. She is not truly his wife after all. Her persona merely occupies the
body which once belonged to Barbara Norriss. She says out-loud that she has none
of Barbara's memories, nor emotional attachments yet, what draws her to reach
out and touch his comatose body? Dr. Strange overhears her private dialogue. He
cautions her that these self-discussions are best carried out inside, especially
now since it appears that Val has made some sort of contact with Barbara's
suppressed consciousness. The Valkyrie is stunned into silence at this revelation.

Meanwhile, in Times Square at high noon, people in the streets break out in
panic as a flaming meteor comes plummeting down from the sky, blistering the
very air as it falls, bursting open as it strikes the ground. That in itself
would be odd enough, even without the slight unimposing figure who saunters out
of the centre of the inferno! A small framed, bald headed man carrying a
briefcase walks out of the flames and issues salutations to the city of New
York. The police move in quickly and attempt to place him under arrest for
endangering the public. However, waving his finger in the air, the small man
explains that what he did was a simple trick and there never any danger. With
that, the flames of the inferno die out quickly. The bald man then explains to a
gathering crowd that he can teach all those so inclined to accomplish even
greater miracles.

From above, the Hulk, carrying on his search for the missing fawn,
spies the throng congregating about the bespectacled bald man...and is suddenly,
inexplicably, seized by rage. His response is...or seems...instinctual. The
sight itself is somehow wrong, even if he can't pin down why...and so, he lands.
The gathered crowd disperses on his arrival but the bald man looks on
thoughtfully. Because something in his head tells him to, the Hulk
attacks, concluding entirely irrationally that the bald man with the glasses
stole his fawn! And the truth of the matter is...he is absolutely right! As the
green goliath's fist thrusts mightily outward, its slope shouldered, unmuscular,
brittle-boned target undergoes an marked change in appearance. Silent, imperturbable,
Nebulon, the Celestial Man grips the Hulk's massive fist in one power charged
hand...while slowly lifting the other. Then, he lets go as his free hand
delivers a power blast of energy, knocking the Hulk backwards. The jade giant
now recognizes the "sparkle-man" as his enemy. Reaching behind, the
Hulk grabs the fender of a car and lifts the vehicle over his head. Even facing
two tons of hurtling steel and chrome, Nebulon retains his chilling, wordless,
stolid-faced calm. His plan to save the Earth requires that he employ only such
power as needed...to eliminate the threat to his person. Nebulon shrinks the car
down to play-toy size and catches it in his hand. Above all, he must inspire no
fear in Terran hearts. Precisely the opposite, he must have humanity's trust.
And what better way to gain it than by disposing of the gamma-ray-born plague
Earth has suffered all these many years. Another gesture, another display of
power deployed defensively, and the Hulk becomes entrapped in a clear pink
bubble of force...and then sent skyrocketing into the space! In all, it has
taken barely two minutes from one transformation to the next. Nebulon returns to
his small, bald-headed man disguise. The crowd, having witnessed the
altercation, returns to swarm him in excitement. There are cheers and applause
from the gathered folk who are incredulous that this man has just defeated the
Hulk! One woman adds that for a moment, he was almost...beautiful. Nebulon replies
that he is beautiful. What they saw, he explains, was a physical
manifestation of his true self. He promises that they too, can have one just
like it...he pops open his brief case and begins to distribute pamphlets on how
to unlock their potential by attending a free seminar in "Celestial Mind
Control". The crowd snaps up the brochures and several women throw
themselves at bald-man escorting him up the street, both intent on becoming his
helper...

At the edge of the atmosphere, the Hulk continues to rise into the heavens.
He realizes that if he wants to stop, he must do it himself. With a mighty swing
of his right fist, the Hulk hits the side of the sphere and smashes it. However,
having destroyed his prison, he begins to fall back to Earth. Moments later, he
crashes back to the ground in mid-town Manhattan. Crawling out of the crater his
impact created, the Hulk notices that "sparkle-hair" is gone. However,
he also notices a piece of paper with the face of "puny-four-eyes" who
he knows is Nebulon. The Hulk grabs the paper and jumps into the sky, intent on
finding Strange who he thinks will help him find both Nebulon and Bambi.

Meanwhile, on an uncharted island in the middle of an unknown sea on a world
that is not our own, Jack as Nighthawk struggles to understand his situation. In
the background, an old woman deals with her anxiety by examining the
architecture of the building which houses them. She thinks it is Greek but Jack
knows it is Ludberdite or Nebulon in origin. Suddenly, they all begin to feel
weak and tired. Jack notices a massive computer-like machine, with a dial that
begins spinning wildly. He has the impression that this machine is draining
their life-energy. Suddenly, the old woman passes out and stops breathing. Realizing
that they may be next people turn to Jack, who is the only one dressed as a
hero, for help. But, inside, Jack knows he cannot even help himself. For the
second time, he wonders where the Defenders are...

He would be surprised to know that they could be found in the lobby of the
Park Plaza Hotel in disguise! (Well, as best as the three can disguise
themselves considering they are with the Hulk in a trench coat and hat). Val
notes that the crowd is very large. Dr. Strange had expected this, considering
the claims made in the leaflet that the Hulk gave him. Man is prone not to
question too closely a system which promises so many benefits at so little
cost...of course, the true payment is inevitably exacted later. The three
prepare to enter the lecture hall but they must first pass through a metal
detector. Whereas the Hulk and Strange pass through easily, Val's hidden sword
sets off the alarms. The guards grab Val figuring she is a wacko set out to
assassinate their leader. The Hulk sees this and prepares to intercede but
Strange restrains him, explaining that his spell of concealment is the only
protection she requires. Val opens her jacket to reveal that she carries no such
weapon. The guards are baffled and one attempts to frisk her. Val however, will
not let anyone touch her and grabs the guard by the arm so tightly that she
threatens to break it. Deciding caution is the better part of valour, the guard releases
her. Holding his numb arm, the guard wisely lets Val, and her friends, pass.

Inside the lecture hall, the team is fortunate to find three empty seats in the
front row. Suddenly, the houselights dim and a hush falls over the crowd. A
spotlight hits the red velvet curtain and the room becomes charged with electric
anticipation. The Hulk whispers to Val and Strange that they will see that
"four-eyes" stole Bambi. Val asks Strange if he thinks that the Hulk
is correct. He explains quietly, that it is the mind control fraud which worries
him the most. The three Defenders are told to hush from patrons behind them. The
curtain splits and the small, bald headed man takes the stage. He announces that
he is here to set each of them on a path to a fuller, more fruitful, more
productive life. But first, he indicates with a raised fist, they all must admit
what a stinking mess each has made of everything so far. How stupidly each has
arranged their own lives. How little each of them knows of anything. He then
raises his voice and yells that each of them is to admit that they are nothing
but BOZOs! The crowd is somewhat taken aback but lets him go on. Dr. Strange
notes that subtlety is not in the would-be-guru's forte. The bald man asks them
if they were so happy with their life, why would they be here? He then gets the
crowd to reach under their seats and put their real faces on. The audience (and
the Defenders!) complies by putting on their white-faced, orange-haired,
red-nosed, plastic masks...Bozo the clown masks! The bald-headed Nebulon in
disguise then asks for a front row patron to come on stage. Dr. Strange rises
from his seat and takes the stage. Nebulon thinks that the man he has invited on
stage is here to find out what he wants out of life. However, Dr. Strange says
that he merely finds this a curious path to enlightenment. Nebulon assumes that
this "Bozo" needs a little more convincing, he then opens the red
curtains fully...revealing the "guests" he and the
Ludberdites of Zaar had "kidnapped" earlier (including Chondu the fawn
and Jack Norriss as Nighthawk!). Each of the guests whispers "Bozo" as
if they are in a daze. Four cheerleaders with pom-poms who flank the curtains,
yell out "B-O-Z-O!" Nebulon explains that this group represents a
random sampling of humanity whose brains revealed the secret of celestial mind
control. Dr. Strange is shocked, while the Hulk stands and angrily explains that
he was right...four-eyes DID take Bambi and, it seems bird-nose, too! Hulk
prepares to attack but Val holds him back, asking him to show patience as Dr.
Strange is. The cheerleaders crowd all around the magician calling him a
"Bozo!"

Suddenly, Dr. Strange pulls off his mask and relates that he is grossly
offended yet curious as to what Nebulon has done to these people. The
bald-headed Nebulon is visibly shocked as he recognizes Dr. Strange. He then
reverts into his Celestial Man disguise as the magician demands an explanation.
Val recognizes Nebulon immediately and rushes the stage (cursing the Hulk for
his inability to recall names). The jade giant is not far behind. With a wave
of his hands, Dr. Strange reveals the heroes' true identities and he once again,
demands an explanation. Meanwhile, the guards rush in to gain control. Nebulon
fires a blast of energy at the Defenders and explains that he has come to save
this malaise ridden world, his duty to the human race. Val is incredulous,
asking him if he thinks it is his
duty to turn them all to zombies?!? Instead of answering, Nebulon vanishes in
front of the rushing Valkyrie...only to re-appear on stage-right. Back in his
bald-man guise, Nebulon apologizes to the gathered throng for the unscheduled
interruption, but hopes they will stay to observe the finish. He tells the crowd
that the costumed savages before them intend to deprive them all of their
opportunity for true happiness. Whirling around, he quickly reverts back to his
celestial form and blasts Val and the Hulk with a power bolt of energy from his
right hand. The two Defenders are knocked violently across the room, but are
able to hear him explain that his celestial mind control is a power that they
all possess but which trapped is in their minds, locked away, with only a few
men ever able to find the door, let alone gain access to the power by the key.
As the pair smack into the far wall, they learn that only Nebulon is able to
give them both door and key, allowing each to be master of his own mind.

Meanwhile, Dr. Strange senses the severe depletion of psychic energy in all
the members of Nebulon's "random sampling". As such, he places a
simple spell over Jack and Kyle's brains, to protect them from further abuse. He
then turns his attention back to his foe. But, suddenly he senses the presence
of another magical force growing, straining to achieve potency, about to attack.
However, he cannot pin point its source. If Strange had looked closely, he may
have seen Chondu, the fawn's eyes glowing brighter and a certain intensity in
its face. Suddenly, there is a flash of green, yellow and red energy followed by
a wisp of smoke and both Nebulon and Chondu are gone. Strange realizes too late,
that the power he sensed was Chondu tapping into Nebulon's vast reservoir of
power. The Hulk and Valkyrie, recovered from their earlier attack, rush to Dr.
Strange's side. The green monster is once again angered at the loss of his
Bambi, but Val is happy to have all of Kyle's "parts" again. The
sorcerer supreme however, is not so optimistic. He realizes that an alliance
between Nebulon and the Headmen is a situation which has become truly
perilous...