That's actually not a bad response if it is obvious you're going to jail. Instead of standing there answering questions, just ask "am I free to leave? No? Then take me to jail." Shut up and go to jail, and say nothing on the ride there.

So, not exactly a food fight, but one person being a jerk, and then getting into a full on assault over it, which just happened to include a plate of food. I'm very disappointed subby, I expected an actual food fight, with images of senior citizens covered in mashed potatoes and green beans being led away in handcuffs, because the manager blew a fuse over them being childish.

Many years ago I worked at Home Depot and every now and then we'd go to a restaurant after work (usually around pay day). We'd rotate which restaurants we went to and some of the people wanted to go to this one buffet place. One of the guys in Flooring explained that he couldn't go there because he was lifetime banned for starting a food fight at the soft serve machine. Apparently they were running cheap drink specials that night and some guy was being an asshole to him at the soft serve machine... so he started throwing it around and a number of other very drunk people joined in.

Well one thing you gotta remember about people getting Old. When I turn 70 or so watch out if I decide to go out and blast anyone who's pissed me off in the last 10-20 years. What are they gonna do, put me away for Life? HAHAHAHA!!!!