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and. Fisher teams wateh FUc.b mtu oa uoaealta,. for tbe:
time durin&' the J acka contest of tho Olymples.
Reid expresses dlscust at tb.e slopn ploy wltlch aeuJr
Fisher team tbe event.
BEWARE!
April Fool's Day Issue
tNough Said??
~PIO~El~ Vol. 13
NF at Nazareth:
Regional Meet
Elects Officers
April I, 191>3 No. 13
W. H. AUDEN LECTURES
READS SRECTIONS FROM HIS WORKS
W. H. Auden, internationally famed poet, playwright and
critic lectured to a capacity crowd in the Nazareth auditorium
Officers tor the comlni yen on the evening of March 28. Auden's one hour program in·
;;,~ ot:!n L::.eth~rt~~:~1,:ee~i eluded a discussion of the poet as a "word-smith," and read·
the Nli'CCS. held at Nazareth ings both from his own poems and from the works of such
March 24. other authors as Virginia Wool! and Rudyard Kipling. He
WOllam Kowalski or Canlslua used the readings by way of Illustration of the points made in
;~ ~~t ~~~~~·1ft~~t. a;~~~.~~~\~~ the lecture. He himseJf subtitled U1e lecture "a dialogue with
vlee-presldent. Other olllcers wUJ myself ... on the poetry 1 want to write."
be Lannle Woll or Rosary Hill, re- As Auden spoke, he explained ·':-~-.--:---:----:--:---­glonal
all airs vloe president. and that each man Is uniQue, 8 person l in II$ struct~~ unnot be sure
Karen Williams of Mereyhunt, wbo bas never before and will or what be has sa1d, unUJ be boa
secretary-treasurer. I never again. live. Eacb poae.ues •
1
said it.
The proJram, under the dlree- need to cfuclose himself In action • • . •
tion of the Rell~rlous Al'lolra ...,. of In creating objects. IC one THE POET, HE NOTED, la in a
lariat, beaded by BUI Kowalski, chooses to expNss himself In peculiar position. Whereas the ar.
consisted In a drY Mus and the deeds, then we must lurn ali i tlat makes use nf materials which
playing of a reconUnc of the about the man, for bla name lJ are hla private property, the poet
Missa Luba. I always attaebed to hla actions. But, b roreed to use the ma~erlals whleh
Tbe drY Mus In which the for the other, the object lJ what are the property of the tinCulsUe
priest performs the usual actions Is Important and It abould be, culture to which be belonss. Ita
of a Mass b not real because of Ideally. anonymous. The artist Is words. The strange tblng, he said,
tack of u;tenUon on the priest's lo a subclass of the objcct,-makt.rs. wu that while some people readily
S part. The Rev. Ronald Sams or And, according to Mr. Auden. admit not und~tanding all forma Oneer Weeps the Jesult Bureau, Buffnlo, per .. ,nothing you can know about the of art or musac, they believe, be ..
formed the motions and gave tho artist throws any llibt on his Ob· cause they read and write Englbh,
commentary. He explained the slg- ject. We do not have to dlseover that they have a ready eomprehen· Playpen Olymp•ICS nifieance of the reQuired vest- l wbat was meant, but rather what slon of aU the poetry of their ton·
menta and artlcloa used at the succeeded in belnfl said. guar~e.
altar, ol the pr!_yera and aetlon .. 1 In designating lbe p0$t u a Auden contended that the desire
By DAVE R£1D of the dJfterent parta of the Mass. word·smfth. Auden said: "We (hu .. to wrltc ooet:rY eomes from an fm ..
Last Monday afternoon before a "capacity" crowd at the The Mlssa Luba Is the OrdlnarY man beinpl have a need to create pulse - an Impulse which results
amphitheater, the first annual "Playpen Olympics" of the Moss In Latin. sun1 by na. objects which, unUke people, wtll rrom on encounter with a belnl or
h ld d be tif J ki d f t 1 • diti tive Congolese. with the aecom· not ~ mortal but will ao on alter event whieh arouses a clt:slre to
e un er au u s es an per ec p aymg con ons. panlment or nollvo musical lnstru· us • .• Whether we be malc.lnl celebrate It with verbal bomaae,
final result saw the PIONEER te~m of Mike Kasper, Tom ments. includini various drum~. tables or poems. thb 1s the .tass "by living It a pro~ name." Tbla
John Fitch and Harry Salis defeat the GLEANER At the council meeting. seere- to which they belong." In the eaae conterrine of a proper name b ..
Woods, Judy Woods, Marie Cirando, Bernadette lnlot progrlliDJ for next year or the carpenter, he baa auceeu- sentially what the poet Is trytnc to
Marty Cook and Mary Furino, 29-16. f were dlacussed. fully learned bla trade when he do with experienoe. said Auden.
In team e\'ents was begins his wort -lmowSna what • • •
lor the winner and a SJFC Pre Reg"•strat"•on Outl"•ned the result will be. The poet. too, FOLLOWING THE LECTU!l.E, applause for the Josers. • must know what the produet wlU Auden answered questions In an
where the _lndiv:ldual f h Ch p f • d be, a sonnet for Instance, but only (Continvtd on page fi11e)
seorlngwa:s~~lnt:~~~ ros oose rograms rl ay NCR R • Ph"l d Th C ----
s ror second and 1 tor Father Joseph Dorsey, Dean of Stndtes, and Mr. Edward 8YIS9S I • an 80. OUrses:
Weber, Registrar have announced the procedure for a newly Hours Reduced, Curriculum Tightened'
expanded Pre-Registration Program wblch will take place dur·
TlOS BASIS the PION&ER ing this month. Through the adoption of two difrerent methods, Beginning in September 1963, the theology and phUos·
Da~~· :!~:.;:.t~:e;~ group and individual, it has been maintained that previous ophy sequence at NCR wiU be revised. According to Sister
lead In the first event problems created by the Fall Registration wiU be eliminated Saint Catherine, Dean, in her talks at class meetings on Friday,
Hop Scotch, Mike Ku- and that through these new innovations it will be the student March 22, the revision means a tightening and streamlining
known for bla prowess in who bene6ts primarily. of the curriculum.
agoln showed hb soperb On li'rlday, April 5. beclnnlng at COLLEGE LEADERS The new sequence will affect all four classes:
·thouab hampered by 10:30 a.m. the li'ruhman Closs wUl l.l"resbuwl Ye~ chanae from1~:=----:~--:::-----
llllf••mllloritv of the fore!Cn register In • group In the Auditor- TO BOSTON u. four to six hours of study. Tbe Fore·.nn Peace
1i1'1t plaoe hon- lum. Father Dorsey baa already fO N CJ ME T wm comprise material from the ':J
supported by the explained thb plan to them at a R C E new first-year course In thcoiOifY c plaee finish of Tom previous meeUnJ, Freshmen have Nazareth Colleae and St. John present freshman and aopbomore orps. Here
toan!,:,oU,:: ~~: =• u~~~ao~ a":: to.:, ~~~lr o~c:,. FiBber Co II eae sent repro- courses. It wUI be • study or Eneouraced by the recent sue-virtue
of the fact that available means Of obtaining in· t"e~~~~~p ':ns~tu'::"i:'lnt:;:~:~: !:0::: ct'u~::':d ~~tht h~:~:~ e<sses of the American Pcaoe
the only others In the formation for their major field of I RclilUoO$ at North Andover Mass- of salvation. CorpJ, the first arrivals o.r U.e
TJ1Is save the Pioneer concentration. • . newly formed Baluh o TrJb 1
lH lead. I 0 1 th e k 1 Ap 11 22 all acbusetts. The conference. apon- 2. Sophomore Year- second year o •
ur ng e w • 0 r sored by the Northcnstern Region students will take six hours In Peaee Corps arrived yesterday In
made or.e of the upperclassmen ore to make ap. . of the National Conference or philosophy- Introduction to Phi. I Rochester. 'During their stay ln
eomcbaeks ever seen In polntmcnts with their Individual I Christiana and Jewo wns held at losopby and Metaphysics I. this city ~ey will assl.st the no·
hlatorY of these "Oiym- faculty advisors to have their pro- the Boston tlnlveraliy Conference tlve Inhabitants In their dally ae·
the leadership of MI.· gram or studies approved. Tbe aole i Center Osgood HUI March 2~29 3. Junlor Year-juniors will con·ptv.ltles by Introducing hitherto un-the
Nazareth entry In purpose ot tboae appointments will ' • · centrale on Gucral PayeholoJIYI known primitive techniques
contest won a bigbly be for aPProval onlr. It wfU be the Representing Nazareth were and Natural Theology. Content In Tuesday corpsmen will vLtlt the
over the Pioneer obU~oUon of uch Individual stu· . seniors Sheila Sullivan and Mary the present Ethics and Sacred Nazareth and li'lsber campuses to
alonr with .Marty deut to prepare 0 llat or otodles Anne St.c.l<. St. John Fuber was Theology courses will be Inc.,.... Instruct the faculties of the ~
.. coooo•neo to beat Hany Salis beforeb&Jid tllat .. ~ .. the ,..,ds represented by ..,nlor Robert G. poroted In the senior year pro- speetlve Institutions In new meth·
Flteb, who bad one nf , of bla maJor fteld. It II hoped that Klcinbtns. eram. oda of constructing stu<Sent real·
days be bas e..-er bad tbla lechnlqae wUI make tile .tu- The three otudenta were recom- 4. Senlor Year-a ebanie !tom donees: dorms buUt out ot mud
competiUon. A protest , clout m- responsible and more mended for putldpation In tbe four to six boun In Sacred The- and straw: Alter belplnr to allevl·
aaainat the Nazareth f••ore ot the deelalona be bas to Institute by the loeal committee nf oloiiY to allow for the Inclusion ate the acute housing sbnrlaie In
boeause they were adding to make Ia ebooslll&' a aoud ednea· the National Conference of Ch.U. of materlal from the present thlJ area, Corpsmen wUJ make an
'"PPIY pile very freelY wtth tiona! P!OIT&m. One< again aU llans and Jews. A portion of their junior year courses. elfort to cope wttb. the rising pop-or
aome blued speetotors. student. bave been ursed to make expenses wu pold by the conte,... The elfect of the cunieulum ulaUon explosion In this country
aplrlt of 8'00<1 competiUon, 1 full use of the opportunity of con· enee. changes Is such that a student wUl by promotlQ8' a population-control
Dave Reid dropped the : sultinC anyone In the college, be· Amonc the subjects discussed no longer be taking theolOJIY ond device prevalent In their own
the Pioneer bad . forehand, concerning hla program were: "Cause of Prejudice and philosophy courses at the oame country: the eating of their babies.
II rat place WAS awarded · of studies. DlscrimlnaUon," "Interracial and time. Tbe sequence, according to It might also be noted that new
Clrando and second to I Tho purpose or f>n>..Reglstrallon ·Cult11ral Relollonahlps," "Reaolu· S isler Saint Catherine, will be ln. styles of dress made popular by
Cook with third going to lli'rogrom Ia purely a praetleal one tlons of lntervoup Tenolons," I tensilled. Tbe change Ia the result the Baluhoos might well become
"Bombsles" Salls. This where everYone, eapcclalty the stu· "Interreligious Relationships." and or action taken by tho Collego fac· popular on the college ocene-<"a­the
score at nine apiece. dent, will beneftt from the elflcl·i "Organlu!d Approaches to the ulty In a regular meetlna on Wed· peclally around Fisher once the
IC••ti•w<d em pogo eight} ency of thb proJram, Challenge." nesday, Mareb 13. new donru are opened.
Poge Two
EDITORIALS
Congratulations are certainly in order to the two most
recently announced officers of the 1963-M school year. Mag­gie
Dunn has been elected to the post of Resident President
and Mary Pat Kane was recently elected Sodality Prefect.
Both have held previous positions of authority at Nazareth
and each is well qualified and well equipped for her respec­tive
office.
ANOTHER CHASTISEMENT
Nothlng is more bothersome to a newspaper editor than
the continual need to comment upon the apathy which pre­vails
among his or her fellow students. Unfortunately an·
other flagrant instance of student indifference to collegiate
activities has come to the attention or the editor; indeed, it
was the editor's sobering experience to witness this apathy
firs~ hand. Last Monday at the Playpen Olympics, the teams
of Nazareth and Fisher were forced to compete in an atmos­phere
of discouragement and unpleasantry. Only a bare
handful of students turned ou t to cheer on their respective
teams, and few of these remained very long.
The fact that this event was publicly announced one day
before its occurrence and that a large poster, created by the
Fisher Booster Club, was hung in a prominent location in the
Naz tunnel, Indicates that the student bodies of the two col·
leges were simply not interested in responding to sincere and
deeply motivated requests for their SU,PPOrt. The GLEANER·
PIONEER can only feel shame and diSapproval for the stu·
dents whom it represents.
CAMPUS PROVINCIALISM
Collegiate organizations, especially those found upon
Catholic campuses, have frequently come under fire for their
provincialism and narrow-mindedness. The failure of the
Nazareth and Fisher student governments to join the Society
For Indecency To Naked Animals (SINAl i.s a confirmation of
this allegation. The constructive work of this organization,
which includes the clothlng and protecting of nude animals,
is certainly worthy of student support. We can only frown
upon those representatives of student opinion who have failed
to initiate action leading to the establishment of a joint Naz·
Fisher SINA Chnpter. No ma.n (or woman) is an island, Officers
of Student Government, nor is tbe animal in need of our
support.
FAULTY PLANNING
A special architectural committee under the sponsorship
of the GLEANER·PIONEER recently examined blueprints of
the new residence balls at Nazareth and Fisher. Certain glar­ing
irregularities were uncovered which Indicate a shortcom­ing
in the planning and execution or collegiate expansion
programs. Nazareth building contractors have failed to con­struct
building foundations adequate for the support of the
proposed heliport which will be located on the roof of the new
dorm, facilitating the transport of guest speakers from the air­port.
Fisher construction companies have neglected to design
the intricate tunnel system demanded by stepped-up policies
of cooperation between the neighboring colleges.
In addition to the problems noted above, it was also dis­covered
that neither the Nazareth nor the Fisher residence
balls have provisions for overnight guests. And one may ask
with justifiable indignation, why are there no double beds in
th.e new dorms?
WE D.EMAND AN ANSWER
The GLEANER·PIONEER wishes to take this opportunity
to ask the Nazareth and Fisher Administrative officials this
pertinent question: WHY?
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Jim ADderwon, Pnllk AJ!roo ll, Pna.k Pink. Jolm Plleb. nm Bopa,
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Ch eulaUon MID:a&'t.t: Walttr Shafer
CircoblloD StaJJ:
Joe Clu8nl, Guy Coppola, Tony Plllr.one, Joe Miles
Busfoea Manacer: G1r7 Mearher
J'acalt1 Moderator. Mrs. MI.I'J' Ne117
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GLEE PER
Letters
to The
Editors
April I, I
Council Comments on Student Union 81.
Santa Maria Hall will be appropriated next semester
use as a Student Union building. The building along w
Saint Joseph Hall was to be vacated as a result of the II
tiona! space provided for by the erection of the new d
milory. The administration, in keeping with its policy ol
.,.!~ J:::a.~~ ~'::r~~lb:; ~:t wasting one iota of space agreed that the former resid
1un1 e•enta: houses could be allocated for student use.
Tblo year the Junior elaas baa The NCR Student Council, acting immediately on
!t~ ~~;u;:po=~~~ ~::.,~tr:! bequest, considered the following proposals ·concerning
lbo eluo. One oi our facult,y mem- Student Union buildings:
ben IUOHted to these g!riJ lblt I) Ooe of Sauta tllril pro~r fo deolpated as otud,y blliJ for '"
1 culture committee be formed. oetiYitleo tmt are CWTt.ntiY urrled en. This would h\lure tmt
Such 1 eommitt«! baa been OJ'- on In the first floor smokon. TbiJ I demit quiet be mllnlalned wl
c.&nhed under ElaJne Ostrowskt auuestlon met with a larce amount the e1usroom are&.
a:nd T1mm,y MArte, Clus or '64. or 1pprovll since It would me1n "Red" Pusberlorward, sc ~
Four other girls, Mary Cuddy, the removal of certato factions. president, stated that thete_ 1
'64, Joan Ma,y, '65, Eileen Smyntek, whlcb have been criUelud for their posw were to be submitted to
'66, and Knthy LaLonde, '66 havo dlrtracling occupations, to areas student body for approval !n
usl1lcd and Mr. Ba_ranowskl IJ outalde the denizen$ of learning. not too distant rutun. Adml~~
servlna a.s moderatqr, Letters have 2) Use of St. Joseph Hall would uon sources predJcted a aood
been sent to recommended •~• be deteaated to the various clubs. ceptton.
theatre•. mu~eu.ms, acting groupS, This would eliminate the conftJct of Plans few redecor~~Uon ot
ond other cultural eentero 10 Nu· lnleresto whleb hove resulted from Halls ~ betoi oubmltted by mo
anth wtU be pb«d on their mill- the eoUective use or the busy Uo· ben ol the Art DepartmenL
lq IIJU. We llso intend lo co- de,..rad Room. vance information Included
operote wtth aru coUegeo 1nd 3l u proposal number two abould knocltinB out oi aU tbe walll ~!'.
contact cultural eente.rs ln BuJ .. not prove satistactory. tt was aua· downstairs area of S.nt.ll .m.a
l&lo and Syracuse. For the montb.a cealed that the . clubs be &lven The art studenta have abo atre
or April and llb,y tbe bulletin riChtl to the upper rooms or SantA contracted to have 1 apeclol w
board out.sJde the smoker wlll Ust Marla. paper m.ade whteh would print
~~~ee~ltu17v11r)e;e~~e!::w!hea:on:!:: 4) With the vacation ot tho pre•· Nuareth CoUe&e seal upon all
;~;:d :~t.'peclal events wtu be e::_:n:t:.•:m:__:ok:_ers:_:·~th=e_:_roo_:_m•:_���:h_o:uld_be~w':'aLls':'.- -------;
FOR NEXT YEAR we ho~ to
have planned proarams here at
Nuareth. Paeulty s~akero, ~
o~ro and clusical reconlo, and
toun of art museums are: on the
aJtoda. We also intend to pro­cure
transportation and free ad ..
miJstona or redueed student tick­au
when po$$ible. This committee
will probably be placed und~r the
Fl rot or Seeond VIce President o(
Underarad.
We are open to s-uggesUont and
we need your aupport. Contact any
of the Above--mentioned atrls or
youro trul,y.
•
Oear Editor:
Eelb LeVaUe7
Class or '64
• •
Mo.rc:h 13. 111113
A Cultural Committee haa been
formed! ll Is still In its embryonic
etaee. A tmall minority of f_n~
terested students are allempUna
to cet It on IIJ feet .. An,ybocly who
hu •ucgestlons. additions or eor­rectlol\
l klndl,y eonta<t &Iaine Ot­trowaltl
'14 or Tamm,y MArte '14.
Sloe<ft!J,
Sabina KDWtowald •••
• • •
Mueh 14, 1961
New Steps Taken
By Federal Government
By SANDRA ZURLO
For the first time in the I first family has not esca1
twentieth century America the effects of the controvei
faces an internal crisis so However, a reliable source
grave that some observers fear stated that there is absolut
the threat of civil. war. The I no truth to the story t~at s?:
ideological rift in Congress one overheard the First ..
has swelled to such immense remark to the President,.·~
proportions that the members out, and take Quo Vadia? w
of that body and their res pee- ~ you."
tive adherents among the pop- A legislative comprom
ulace are now divided into two that is furiously being worl
armed camps. The causes or on at present ... ms to be
the present emergency are o nly solution. According to
rooted in that phenomenon proposal, a ll walking sl
that ha. s lately become known henceforth become oub je~:
as "The Athletic Movement." federal supervision, end ••
The single event that precipi- be conducted only on govo
tated the affair can be traced ment t readmills, which will
back to the last Presidential constructed as a public wo
press conference when an un· project. Both fact ions will
identified lady columnist bold· satisfied since the propoul
ly pinned the President down, preserve the aesthetic as!"
asking hJm directly, "Why does of walking, while maintain'
anyone want to walk 50 miles?" the illusion of progress, ;1
The President was visibly sba· compromise is in harm<
ken, but in a heroic effort to w it h accepted governm
De;~.~~~~~ for lbe •pace you preserve the dignlty O( his policy.
allowed ror two artleles on the u. position as leader of the na- It is predicted that ev
brary. Each 1o a pertinent bit or lion, be managed to blurt out, other kind of athletic acti
Information for students ot Nn· "Uh ... why · · · to · · · uh · · · would ultimately be alfec
1retb CoUece. Get Somewhere." The Attorney-General's oft
OUR I..IBRARY Is lint or aU ror Even as newsmen were rush· has outlined the likely co
tho beneftt of tbe Student Bod,y, ing out with the story, the up- quences for local sports.
directed by tbelr dlsUnrulabed roar began t_o be_ beard in Con- activities of whic. h waJki
1
no proft110n to Its resou.rce~. With· 1 ts ...
out an lnternted studeot croup, gress. Certain liberal e emen an essential element are
thoro would be little n:uon ror gather~ ~ogether within t~e porarily suspended. Othe~
oupportlnc and continuing to build hour, tSsumg a statement m jor sports such as Uddlywir
up one or the most costl,y depart.- which they accused the. pr~si- marbles, and jacks may
menu or the College. Tho Ubrary dent of "gross ut11Jtar1an!sm ceed as usual. ln tug-of . .;
f~a~ee~~~ t~~ ~;;~~:.:·~~~~~~~ and a rightist expediUomsm contestants are allowed
or our tacllltlea and resource.. It completely incompatible with Jean in either direction as
11 true that we have 1 rew otu- the American democratic lra· as they wish. (All right
dento who do not co-opuale, but d.ition." They declared, "We left leaning will contim~~.
they are a very small pereeotoce have pledged ourselves to up- changed.) As for hop-scota
or our line bocly oi students. I am bold the principle that walking is agreed that only a test c
bo~rul that your eallloi 1tten- is for walking's uke." in the SUpreme Court
tlon to aome ol the annoylnC Rumours hint that even the finally decide Its status.
•buses may bear frUit. -;;~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~;;;~~~~~~~~;& • • • t1
TillS MAY BE the place to con·
gratulate all on a very good II·
brary record. We keep tlgurea for
many things you do not suspeet. T
can JaY that lor a eollege ot our
alzet. we rank very blgb ln many
•ueh reports. These reports IJO to
Albany, to Wasblngtoo, to LibrarY
Asaoclations. and to varioua Edu·
utlonal Associations.
It would be cratifl'loC. If we
eould eut down very uw-kedly, our
number of overdue books. Jun
EIJmont made a very good eaac In
preulni lhls i&sue. We are crate­Cui
to Jean, especially.
Yours for ever bette-r aenlc-e
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Pioneer Instrumental in Obtaining Privileges
construction of one of the d~tors. They will si(n in and
llvish hotel-type dormitories out under th~ earclul scrutiny of
ng compleUon. This of a well dressed student.
Lega·lized Gambling
refers to the buUdlng be- Speaking of well dressed, a new
d for students of Saint type of attire Is being introduced
Fisher College of Rochester. to coordinate with the Informal
and regulations have been lavishness of the surroundings. A1-
wlth an ~ye to an editorial teraUons in complying with lbls
In the Ploneu. The ruling can be roade by contacting
tre a dlreet resuJt that ex- a mother or sweetheart. Dress w1ll
of overall student opinion be relaxed to Include sweat shJrts
tbe subsequent agreement o! or T-sh.lrts. shabby dungarees
,....nt admlnlstraUon of the with Ue and shoes optional. This
attire Is most effective when a
following measures have less aeademjc mood is beln.g ere.
been taken: ated.
membe.rs of the rules and Friends of dorm guests are ln-
Uons committee have been vlted to drop 1n any Ume tor
ted Into 8 . No Rules 1 games and refreshments. Suggest­whlc:
h, we may note, will j ed diversions arc the Umbo, cards,
d any meetings. Rules and : and buzz. No harm wlll be done to
tions have been abandoned i the Cumlshings by an aeddental
• Jn keeptng with the stu .. i cigarette hole or spilt cocktail be­mature
look on Ufe: both · eaUM there are none (furnish-
~ C: and social. J ings. that Is). Each gu~st Is re-
~ been approved by these qulred to register with mattress
. who met aecidentnt~y ~ in hand. A room ~111 be provided
toffee, that the manner of and window shades if a window
Jtudents Is generally too Its Jn the blueprints.
anly.
new No Rules Board wlll l We are aware that with this
ptet at any time beca.U$e new policy, members or the p r~
will be no bou.rs. Every
1
ent student body tan hardly wait.
1~t~~=n~0r:it ~ t~e d~ ~::~ ~~ ':o:rde !~;;, ~h~a~~us:;;
aod go whenever their little •l ltsell will certainly beneflt by this
desire. Th~ only group af- notoriety. Registration is predicted
will be the faculty member to surpass all ~ords set thus fa r.
: OT ENOUGH SWIZZLE STICKS?
The physical world of today continues to shrink propor­tely
as its intellectual horizons widen. N. today's college
nt emerges from the twentieth century barrage of paper­and
leftover assignments, he discovers the newest mode
reasing comprehension of current problems and issues:
~ialogue. Although used since the time of Plato, this col­between
two people has found fresh application in fur­,
g. understanding between international students, mem­of
different religions, and representatives of varying
'eal ideologies.
Continuing along these lines of logical analysis, we pro­to
consider the p11rpo~e of a Naz " mixer." (The following
ts have been certified by Allan Funt.)
1st N.C.R. Senior (very beautiful): "There's a mixer to-
Senior (very beautiful): ''I'm so excited I can't
Junior (very beautiful): "There's a mixer to­t!''
2nd N.C.R. Junior {very beautiful).: "Who's invited?"
CON: I am not In favor of legallud off-track
sambling because the American eltlzen would be the
loser. Americans wager· $15 bUllon a year on every­thing
from horses to numbers. ThOM: wbo know esu ..
mate the total legal and illegal traffic at between
$50 and $500 blillona. One look at these figures
alone Is proof that the sovemment. with a $90 bU.
Uon budget. could not conceivably control a racket
of this volume.
First ol all we cannot ignore the parasltic erfm..
inal element in &ambling. Attorney General Ken·
nedy contend& "lUefal sambling finances further
activities of the racketeers-prostitution. narc:oUes,
shy-locking. Too often It leada to the eo!Tllption of
pollee and public officials". It Is a myth that legal­ued
gambling will remove tbe crlmlnal element. Tbe
proponents of on-track betting elalmcd that would
do it, but It hasn't. The criminal element can be
removed only by stamping off-track gamblini out of
our society. Myles J . Lane of the New York State
Commission of InvestigaUon testified, .. I don't th1nk..
that any gambler could operate 48 hours II the
pollee on the beat went in aud took him out--."
Legalized off-track betting would be a socla.l ca.n­c~
r in our eltles. Take Las Vegas for example. It Is a
tramlcnt spot, not a r~sidence. It sports men with
tbe hardest eyes and women with the softest bosoms
In the world. Besides. Vegas deals mostly In table
and machine games. The biggest illegal traft'lc Js
sports pools. Do you realize what a mask a legalized
horse parlor would be for all sports pools? Even in
controlled sports lotteries. the phtye.r still can be
bribed.
The moral aspects of legalized gambling are at
best QUC$Uonable. David D. AUeu in The Nature ot
Gambling writes, "The animism of gambllng aban ..
dons reason and ignores mathematics. The sterUity
and tension of modern eivlltz.ation forces people to
seck reUet. Games of chance aflord people this relief
which they presumably cannot get elsewhere!'
Dr. E·dmu:nd Berger, a noted psychiatrist writes
··cambling Is rarely an lsolated sore spot in th~
personality, It is: a symptom o! a deep, underlying
neurosjs, a J>$yehic masochist who must get paid ln
del eat.''
Tb~ horse bettor at the traok wages $4 billion a
year---.more than Americans spend for bread. Should
the federal soverrunent, which protects the con­sumer
!'rom every type of fraud, condone thls type
of racket? The answer, 1 say, is maintaining on­track
poiJc.les but enforcing even stricter laws oil­track.
Walter ShAfer
Father dear, come horne with me now,
The clock strikes in the steeple.
You•ve gambled all our money away,
And to think that It was legal. Sob.
PRO: The only substantial objection to off-track
betting Is that all forms of gambling lead to tmpov­erisatl.
on and therefore are morally evil. Is th1s a
valid objeC-tion?
Oppos!Uon stems mainly from the ultrs.poritanl­eal
rural segments of this stat e. Since gambling Is
a "vice." any extension of it would be morally bann ..
lui to the populace. For these people the ouUawlog
of gambling provides a double safeguard: (I) It
reduees the Incidents of gambling by reducing gam­bling
establlsbments and (2J the stigma of the word
"illegal" would cause many to avoid such activity.
The history of Prohibition and the fact of pres­ent
day Ulcgal gamblln.g provide strong refutation
for both polnta (1) and !2!. The vast panorama of
lllegal liquor trafl'ic and the existence of over 300
gambling places tn Victorian Rochester (attested to
by "those who know") lead us to the reason.lbte
conclusion that the number of places and the amount
of participation do not decrease because of any law
or any sti,a:ma.
How immoral is off-track betting? Certainly no
more Immoral than on-tracJc betting or church bingo.
It Is lmmoral only wben lndulced In exeess:lvtlr .
What about the chronic gambler, the person that
does lndulge excessively, causing his !amity hann?
This person has not been assisted by the "Prest.nt
law. We sec that he has not been kept from gam­bling-
instMll be is the target of professionals who
always seek out "new blood:· But with off-track
betting. be wru not be sought out, encouraged to
bet, and no t.O.U.s wlll be accepted which would
pennlt him to bet away his life.
Other benefits will be derived from off-track
betting, Flrst l$ revenue. Mayor Wagner estimates
that a minimum of $100,000,000 would be New York
CHy's alone. This new souree ot revenue can ellm.
ioate the need of raising taxes. halt the increase of
"fees": and a portion eould be given charities. A
second major benefit ls the removal of the brofes-­sional
gambler. Law enforcement officials agree that
the proCessionals use the1r enormous profits to foster
other truly Immoral vtce ope.raUons. Thus off-track
betting wUl remove a major cause of corruption ln
police departments.
As a rtsult of these eonstderaUons we can clearly
see that those who are truly interested in the sood
of their fellow c1Uzcns would favor legalizing -oft­track
bettinJI.
~oy Coppola
1st N.C.R. Soph (very beautiful): "There's a mixer to­t."
Stravinsky Weekend
At U of R Campus
April 5. 6, 7
l"H S.. "N -c.." C o '- o R 1t..!6 soo t<..
2nd N.C.R. Soph (very beautiful): "'What's playing at the
ount?" • ·
1st N.C.R. Frosh (very beautiful): "There's a mixer to­t."
2nd N.C.R. Frosh (very beautiful): "So??"
1st Fisher Boy: "There's a mixer tonight at 'Naz' ."
2nd Fisher boy: "Shall we go to that instead of giving a
'table donation to Community Chest this year?"
. of R. man: "Boy, this place is really crowded!"
N.C.R. hostess: "Not really, it's just that we think people
better when they're crammed into the doorway. lt also
the air clear in the other half of the auditorium for the
or three couples dancing."
N.C.R. student: " ... and at N.C., there's a ratio of ten
ror every guy."
R.I.T. man (batting eyelashes): "Re.ally? Tell me more."
1st N.C.R. student: "Shall we go to Tallo's now?"
2nd N.C.R. student: "No--let's wait, some more boys just
e-now there are three." ,
N.C.R. student: "You Fisher guys are so snobby and stuck
you never speak to anyone."
S.J.F. student: "Well, most of us have been brought up
·eve that the female likes to exercise her prerogatives
speak first."
As part of the nationwJde tri­bute
to Igor Stravinsky during the
noted composer's 80th annjversary
year, the University o! Rochester
will hold a ''Stravinsky Weekend'"
April 5, 6, and 7.
The three-day music festival
will present a cross-section ol
StravinskY's works, runnlng lhe
gamut !rom c:omposJUons for solo
instrument through music for
smill chamber ensembles to full­scale
choral and orchestral works.
Some ot tbe area's top musical
talent will join forces in the Stra·
vtnsky salute. Major ensembles
will include a 45-plece orc.hestra
composed of members of the Roch­ester
PhU harmonic Orchestra, the
70-member All-University $ymph·
ony Orchestra, the combined Uni­versity
of Rochester Men's and
Women's Glee Clubs, a $Cptet. and
two string quartets from the Uni­versity's
Eastman School of Music.
A speciaJ feature of the A.p rll
'7 eonurt will be a l~ture by the
noted American composer and
..-ltlc, Vlr&il Thomson, who will
d_isc:uss ••str.a.vtnst, and the; Lyrto
Stare." Tbe concert and the lee-I ture a.re the only events in the
"Stravinsky Weekend" for which
there wUl be au admJ.sslon charge.
The series wUl include pertonn­N.
C.R. freshman: "But what about the cooperative plan anees or the "Sonata for Two Pi-
Fisher?"
N.C.R. senior: "Yes, but it doesn't extend to mixers."
From the above we can scientifically derive the purposes
''mixer" as being 1.) a place to smoke if one is too tired
alk over to the "smoker," 2.) an opportunity to chat
school friends whom you haven't seen for two or three
and 3.) for a limited minority (about 2%), a chance to
anos": a group of vocal selections. llrj / including "Spring" <The Cloister),
Opus 6, No. I, Pastorale, Trois pe-tites
chansons: Suite from '"The
Flreblrd;" Three Pieces for String
~~:~::;Te:.,ce;::~s:::c~=~ Tl,; , ;5 Q Fi sne uno.f\. Colu n ;' ,...
new acquaintances. All will agree that these purposes
admirably successful.
Alone: L'Ristolre du Soldat; Suite ·hv•'t w• ~ t.l\'1 ,toyo.l 1 f- • ;• n ~ l~ , CDu rt.,OV$1
No.2 for Small OrehCl<tra; Symph- b ,...,_ vt'
1
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Poge l'o!Jr _GLEE PER ·April I, 1!
Auden Reflects Upon SPRING CONCERT Religious Actiuities At SJFC
Am eri•C G an d . M0 d ern po e tr.Y OthAepr rGil le2e5 ,C 2lu7b, 2N8o tes Se t Sc ene Fo r H0 I! I \"Yet eKL
Perhaps the most startling thlng about W. H. Auden m The NCR annual Spring con<ert On next Sunday April 7 the Rochester region NeWlll
person" is his quietness. Our modern American ears are con· will be held April 2;, 27, and 28 •Ciubs have planned~ Day of 'Recollection to be h eld berel
ditione_d to the "bard sell," so !hat emphasis can ordinarily ~pr~~; G~!~~~b a~~~~'!,'~~~~ • .;:.,~ St._ John Fisher. St~ting at_ 2:00 p.m. Fa~ber Henry Al\l'i
be achieved only by overemphasiS. But Auden plays on a low held In previous years at the East- edttor of the CatholiC Cour.er J ournal, Will present a ]
key, and emphasis for bim is just a gentle modulation.· The man. Th!s year It was elected to of con!erel'!ces adapted . to the proper preJ>.aration of
listener must listen bard, and his understanding is more sat· have the concert for three days on Week. A dtscusston penod followed by prayer and m
isfying. the campus to aceommodate the tion will follow each of the conferences. After benedie1
students and friends of the Colleae at 5:30 a dinner will be beld in the School cafeteria.
When Auden visited the Nazareth campus on March 28, Interested In the alfalr. The Thurs. Representatives from the New·''~--:::----------1
this reporter met bim in four very different situations-as an day and Satur.day presentatlons man Clubs of the University o! Former N az Prof)
automobile passenger, as a lecturer, in a discussion group and ~111 be evonlng affairs commene- Rochester. RBI, and the area State •
in an interview. A soft-spoken, direct man with a keen sense mg at 8. p , m. The Sunday concert Universities are planning to attend. 25 years· a Pr1esl
of humor was evident in each situation. During the interview will begm at 3:30 p. m, All Naza,·eth and St. John Fisher Rev. Edward J. Lintz. !on
the renowned poet answered questions quickly in a manner On March 20. tho Holy Cross students are Invited and encour· philosophy professor at NC, j that fr d ded f . lin Glee Club joined Nazareth in a ag:ed to attend. Accordin&' to Father was ee an unguar I 0 ten twtnk g . comblned ~onc~rt. The Holy Cross Trovato. SJFC's S pJrilual Dlreetor, now pastor of Ule Chureh or
Auden, something of an international, was asked if he group, traveling from Worcester. th.is would be an excellent oppor- Nativity at BroekpOrt. celeb1
thought Americ.a had a distinct culture of its own, or merely MMSachuscUs, opened the ~ve .. tunny to meet with students of the his Silver Jubilee In the .P'1
an amalgamation of the cultures of Europe. He replied that nlng•s program wlth various re.Hg-1 various area colleges and in doing hood, Sunday, March 24. MenU
America certainly H.AS had a culture of its own, but that it lous seleetioJU w~lch included a 50 be able to set the riJht tone for of the coUege faculty attend~ •·cho.ra.le and Kyrle'' by Bnch and a Uoly Easter. Anyone lnteresced 1
Is possibly beeoming leu distinct with the development of a Camevale"s "Credo." Baritone solo- · In attendinc should contact Fr reception from 2 tll 4:15 p.m.
new kind of culture which iS the same "from Seattle to the ist Edward ~oberty sang "Desert Trovato u soon as possible.. · a Mass celebrated by :Father ~
Niagara frOntier-an automobile culture. I'm an old fog·ie,'' Song" by S1gmu.nd Romberg and Nocturnal Society Meets at S:OO p.m.
said Auderi. " I don't like it very much, but 1 think that's what "Panls Angelleus" by Fronek. for First Time A native of Rochester. Pal
we're going to get. But we mustn't forget," he quipped, "that Dr. David FeUer tonducted the Last Saturday night the newly Lintz was ordained ln FrlbOI
the British invented singing commercials." Naurrcth Clee Club whose num- formed Nocturnal Adoration So- Switzerland, March 27. l 938. l
bcrs ranged f1·om the conte.mporary ciety ot St. John Fisher, under the lowing his return to the city
Citing some of the educational differences between Eng· "Music, When Soft Voi<es Die" by direction or Fr. Trovato. met for 1940, he wa• appointed to
land and the United States, Auden noted that ·in the past Clokoy to the Romantic composer !he first lime this year as the group Nazareth !acuity, where be tav
England bad tended to do everything for the bright child while George Bizet's "Agnus Del," The of abOut 25 students met In prayer until 1954. when be received
U. S. empbasis·was more strongly geared to helping the dull ~~~is~~~~~ ~-:d~!,~~ _:17:;"~~:r"..': from ll:OQ-12:00 p. ru. The Society present appointment.
child. He added that this may have changed very much now. collegl•te favorites. is planning to gradually develop
According to Auden, U.S. college students do most of their Concluding the program. Holy this adoration to Its proper end
serious work after they have taken their degree while in Cross. director Dr. Frederic!< Mlr· where tho Blcssed Sacrament I•
England there is very little graduate work done, 'and more llanl led the group In • Medley of ~~o~~~d~~~u~~~:i~~h~0';;~~~ night
depth in undergraduate work. ~~~:!~'70 ~~~:•; :.~t:iti~~u~~ ;:'.~~ ln:'?~~tu~~~./;w;:.:;~ ~0~~!~;
When asked whether be thought the modern tendency to del's "'Halleluioh Chorus." Father Trovato.
break away completely from conventional forms in poetry will - --+----
again performed on Sunday, March
Grad. Record
Exams Set
At Nazareth
Sophomores will take their 1
set of graduate record exams ·
Thursday, AprU 4. Senior e~<
will be held AprU 24, the day
lowing their comprehensive ex
!nations.
mak~ poetry less durable, Auden began by warning against
taggmg poetry with type-labels. He said be didn't know
whether, what people call "beat stuff" is temporary or not.
f!e felt th~t writers o~ this kind of .poetry were really most
mterested m formulating a way of life. "I rather wish they'd
leave the arts out of it," he said, commenting that they seem
!O be using the ar~ lf!Ore as a tool than anything else. "Their
1dea of a way of ltfe IS unworldly," Auden finished "and art
is a very worldly occupation." , '
Mary Ann Wheeler
The Naureth College. Glee Club ' Faculty Plans
24 at the Everson Museum In Syro. Susman's Holiday
cus~ for the benefit of Catholic t
College Scholarship sponsored by The !acuity of Naurelh College Graduate record exams arc 1
the International Federation of are planning to spend their Easter
1
of a tesUng progra~. standard
Calholic Alumnae. The Bernadettes vacations touring the United COlleges and unlverstUes throe
sang "The Lark in the Clear Air" States. The purpose of the trips Js out the nation, according to S~
and "Come Where My Love Lies to bene.fil the students with in· I Barbara Ann, Sophomore c
Dreaming" by Foster, and the NC forrnntion gleaned during lhe advisor. The results are Import
MadrJgal Singers rendered 3 Glou- course of their travels. I not only to the Individual stud
ee.stersbire Carol. the "Wassail April 1S.l7, the Natlonal Meet- on whose permanent college 1
r-------------------------,ISong." . lng of the Society of College ord tbc marks go. but also to, I C E
Soloists !or the afternoon con· Teachers o! catholic Doctrine ,I school. The percentile, based!
and violinist Stace)" Weilandt. both by Sister Mary Lourdes. Stster students of Nazareth are plij
0 m j n 9 Vents em wore v~alisl Lueyann. e Conic held In Chicaao, will be attcn<le<l l' the nation. a! average, ln. whlebl
APRIL accompanied by Virginia Sarosy, Jan~ ~nd Sister Barbara Ann wlll will give tbe fa~ulty an i.ndleM
!-Monday- Nomination Week begins at Fisher Fol1owins: the concert, the girls partiCipate !-" a conference on ot the students ablliti~s aod
-AprU Fool's Day at both Colleges were served a buffet Juncheo. 0 by PhUosophy 1n a Pluralistic Soc.i· l the value of the. schools eou
2-Tuesday- Fisher Archery Club meeting at l0:
3
0 a.m. In Room
308
members ot t.he Syracuse Alumnae . ety, held In Boston April 15-17 by tn various fields. ~
-Ring measurement& for Class of •
64
in the Bookstore Assoelatlon. 1 the American catholic Pbilosophi- Sophomores wlll take tl
I
cal Association. Sist.c.r Dorothea. seventy minute area tests. inj
3--W~esday-Rtna: measurements for Class of '64 in the Bookstore Sister Barbara Ann and Miss ge1U!.ral fields of social sel~
5-Fridly- Graduate Records exams at Nazareth Class of Walsh expect to attend the annual hum~nJties and natural sci~
-Sports Day at Nazareth meeting of the National CounciJ Tbc tests are designed to .. m
-Freshmen Pre-Registration In the Auditorium at 10:30 a. m.- S.TFC of Mathematics Teachers to be ure breadth ot• knowledge
-DeadUne for Nomination Pettlons-2:30 p. m.-SJFC '66 M t I hold ln Pittsburgh April 3·6. Sister understanding In these tl
'7-$unday-Day of Recollection at SJFC-2:00 p.m. ee 5 Dominie wut be present at the broad a.reas ot the liberal arts.
-Tuesday~Meetlng or the Sophomore Class with Father Lavery BrooklYn College Library on April Scnlors wUl take the adm
On Friday, March 22. the Class 17 for a conference on the s·utr te.sts in their oWn major fit
1o:=::~:~:s"C~~st:!"c~~~~ ~g~~sff~~0Flsher,attcr last ~~~ture of 1966 inn'ovated something Jt~t of "Latin American Study and and the aptitude test., which rrt
rather unlq_u~ ttt this CoU~gc, a 1 the American College Library." ures verbal and quantitative '
11-Thursdu-Easter Recess begins at Nazareth alter last lecture show of class spirit. The Freshman ' The meeting or the National Cath- lty at the gr,duate level. The
1'-Sunda.y- Easter Sunday-Parade on Fi!tb Avenue, NYG-9:00 a. m. Class ~onvened in Room 311 for a oUc Education Assocl&tion held in vaneed tests cover all pose
22-Monday~lasses resume at both Colleges general meeting called by ll$ Stu- ~ St. Louis will 00 attended by courses in the particular area t
-.campaian Week begins at SJFC dent Board Representatives. Pat Sister Jamesetta. lnvoJve. j
--~pepwe"'e·elkass Pre-Registration begin$ at S.TFC-<>ontlnues through Hoke and Edmund Calvaruso.
w The purpose. of this unprece·
ZS-Tut$day-Eiectlon Debates at SJFC-10:30 a.m. dented assembly, attended by over r------------------------l
-Senior Com~rehensive Exams at Nuareth 100 students, was to acquaint the I
Class w,ith the current Issues that I
U - Wedot$day- PIONEER-14th Issue eonfront bOth the College and the
Z!>-Thunda•-Giee Club Concert at N...,reth College Student Body and to listen to the l
ZS-niday- Father Lavery mceto with Senior CL!ss at 10:30 a.m .. - opinions of the Class regarding
SJFC . those problems. I -Student Board electlon.>-SJFC Topics discllSSed Included the
-Nazareth Guild card party formation of rules tor the new
-I. L. Salomon-Poo!t-SJFC, 10:30 a.m. dormltory, the renovation· of the
!7-Sa&u.rct.u'-Juntor-Senior lunc-heon at Nazareth.- current dress rule as a result of
-Glee Club e:oneert at Na!.Al'Ctb this new dorm; the consumption of
2.&--Sana17~tee Club coneert at Nazart:!th aleohollc beverages on campus,
and th(. orlentatlon program of·
MAY next year's Freshman Class. "
l-Wedaesd1.7-Next issue of tbe GLEANER Next. some of the officers ot the
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BLACK
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COUGH DROPS
10¢~ MEDICATED
the Class and David Cleary, sen·
lor governor, a:ave a brief explan-ation
of why he had Introduced a
proposal favoring the abOlition or
the. Frosb vote In regard to the
Executive Board positions. He
stressed that Intelligent voting on
the part of the Class was now, in
view of hts defeated proposal,
most necessary because of Its
large numbers whl<h will u!U·
malely oontrol ·the elecllon.
STEPHANY HOTEL
35 North Main Street
Pittsford
-PII,OP. DON. and MARTHA WILDEY
"An Mormous talent."-N. Y. Times
A truly hypnotic evening of moving
folk ballads Be sure to see
and hear-
JOAN BAEZ
Tuesday, APRIL 23rci
Seats Nowl $1.75, $2.2;, $2.50, $3.00, $3.50
EASTMAN THEATRE
The entire meeting was con­ducted
by Mr. Hoke and Mr. Cal·
varuso, and they announoed that
there would be two more meet­Ings:
one with all of the Frosh
e:mdJdates during elections: and
one at the termination of the sec­ond
semester to discuss happen ..
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Conditions at Nazareth
Cited by Rochester DPW
Tbe time was 4:30, on the afternoon of Wednesday,
March 13. The place was Lourdes and Medallle Halls, the
dormitories of Nazareth College resident students. In the
midst of the pre-dinner lull, a large black automobile was
observed entering the gate on East Avenue, and proceeded
swiftly to the entrance of Lourdes dormitory. Emerging from
its cavernous depths was Mr. U. R. 111, a figure well known
in the Rochester city government, and connected especially
with the Department of Health, Division of Pupil Welfare.
Followed by a sizable retinue, ~tr. UJ entered Lourdes Hall
and proceeded into the upper lounge, where he was greeted
by the Director of Resident Students, the Resident President
and her assistant officers, and various other college dignitaries.
GLEEP ,ER
CLUB CLIPPINGS
NAZARETH COLLEGE
French Club
Senior members or the Prencb
dub spoke on topics or general
interest al the Mareh 21 meeUn~o
Marie Mahoney, Mary Buldlno,
and Judy Mouatt spoke on the
co\IJ'Ses arranaemtnl.l and be.neftts
ol La Val Unlveralty.
Nancy Pacella. Kathy McCarthy,
and Ginny Holdcrbaeh spoke on
praetlce teaching at all levels.
Trl Bela
Dr. Cassarct. University of
Rochester professor ond affiliate
or the American Institute or Bio­logical
Sciences, opokc about his
research In radloloiY to Biology
students and others who were In·
tereoted at 3:30. M1rcb 21 fo;h:.:;:onJot.:,:;u~~o~~ o:; unhampered by annoyinc C'Uts n~
lloved hlt hat, adjusted his spec· ce .. ltated by lllnc$$, a~d for an
tides. and in a solemn voice pro- uninterrupted extra...cu:rneular and Thomas A":"D~ItJ' Club
claimed. "It glvt$ me great pleas- socUl year. The lint meet1n1 of the newly
.,.. at thiJ time to award to the established Thomas A. Dooley club
Par behind ID the n op Seot<:b OYeat. UU!e AnDie Woo4s ex­presses
her oplnlon tor the pb.otocnpber. FeUow coutestua&a Jady
WOOds. Tom Boo:Orllo, and MCT. One Rdd look ou.
:;:~d·:~ n~!".~tb•n~~;;~u~ NC Guild toc;~e!!a~::O::b~ r~~d raising Battle Ball ···Tense Olympic Climax
. .. co11ece In the Rochester area Roch~ter foundation were dis- Next ea.me the Jump rope con· the victor as a team entJ')t.
plaque, awarded annually to that Card Party projects. and the elub'o role In the (Co•ti>OO«d from p<>go •••J I Battle Ball and worth 10 points to
~:: whleh has the healthiest dormitor- Planned May 17 cussed. "The purpose of the roun· test In which Mike IUJper was de- The toams lined up for the start
·•; los. With the compleUon or an. The Guild's final event of tbe dation Is not to Jlorlfy Tom reated in the fi.nt of best of three with six on the GLEANER'S iearo
ty other completely disease tree year, year wlll be
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Spring Card Party Dooley, but to earry on hls work;• series b7 Bernadette ltbtone. Then and 4 on the PIONEER'S team.·
, lho Naureth College resident stu- to be held In the College auditor· J oyce Stolberg. ehnlrwoman, em- with a treat eomcbaek the Pioneer Dave Reid at this point noticed
dents have done mue:h to raise the lum on li'rfday, Mtty 17 at 8 o'clock. phasl~d. team took the next two wUh Dave the unfair 3dvantage enjoyed by
health ratio of the genera) com· Tho money which will be raised The rcgulttr meeting Umo has Reid ouUastlng Ann Woods both one team and offered to even up
muntty as a whole. Congratula. from thla event. will be used for not been set. and will depend on times therefore t.akln1 5 points to thlngs but no matter how ha tried
tlonat" the Sisters' Chapel in the new the club members• $Chedules. only 3 for Naureth•s Oleant r. At the girls retuscd to take John
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YJ;os~ t~ acce~d te ~w;r to~ ot the Scheer Jewelers. has again :~P cs o e sc u es n fans and as it turned out &tl a
~ld 0 h t ~.;;:s ,;n u en ~· cenerously donated a five piece . NOW AS TUE At"''ERNOON new ...,eord. The PIONEER de-
;~a~Un~;ln~ f::i~h:~~luthe?!:~~; ~~~~~~~~&~,.:.:~:owl~~ N~thFe:~r ~~7: officially ~t;:Utan~:ts: wtha=:dlli~~~n~et~~ ~~~l:h:re..hol~h: ~2t::~p~~r:~~?n~~ con u I *""" ea to -~~ lnvlted to attend.
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boast or a renelns club. Under the es · • aen prac. •• w c • ~
::.suen~s- I For o~~ ::U~g.Nthe te~ In May the faculty will enter... direeUon of Konnle Marshall. ~!,. Pi:e::t!':d :r~:enn~e ro~:~ ':;.,~~1. Ume in a row by a score of
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• ~p w • I a . ~retls taln the • GuUd at a noon luncheon President: Tammy Marte. Vice· began to show forth. In the fourth ------------- ,,!=~ :::~otsth':';e:r::'he~th. At this time, the &ulld expects t~ President: and Jerry Chrlotaforo, event, Jaeb. tbe entrlea were John
Also, the ract that e\·ery resident present a substantial gift to the ~ S«retary·Treuurcr. the club Is P'ltch and Mike Kasper for the
Jtudent. at least twice dally and C<>lle&e bulldona lund. planning many new activities as PIONEER and Mary P'urino and
1 _!' In all kinds of weather shuns the well u eontlnuln& present ones. Marie Clrando for tbc GLEANER.
~ tunnel$ for a brisk walk across the • • • ::x ~::~:: :~,~~~n•'*'~a:~~ ~~ ~~ ~~:m!:::~ ::!l;et~~orw~
Sl~ ~~m~us ~~or :he :urpose ~f breath· "TilE WORK of the Guild gym ftoor doing exeN:Ises, learning Is and swept llrat place with little
or~ ftn•1 b~~h~~.~;~u~fal·~~:.~: ~~·~~: .~~:::~~~~~ .~hih.·~:~~ r::~~::·~.;;e~. :=~~;·~ ·~~d:~t~:! ~~en~w~·~~~=~~e .:~.~~~~::~~ ~~
Jd t ea Jor ~ ~ewl om; fry k s a ollc Faith through tbe youn8' expert direction or Paul Sriptonnl. fourtb ptaee, but not becau.se of a
~ ~ : eryth m~o~t: ~~emtmrf ~ •• ecp· women who partake or the advan- • fencing coacb at R.t.T. In Une Cor laek ot etror~ wu Job:n FJteh.
:o n~ elt e ra1 o J"i.,:' . tages of our Catholic College. coming activities 1s a meet wlth Tbls made the $COre UHG In the
}(l Ul eap .: ,.~u:d re.: c -=:c Thus your effort• wut bring a two. R.I .T., Tuesda)', April 2 at 7:00. M Pioneer's favor and everyone in
th , ... ~ res ~n ota thea ~~~eth ~ fold blessln« uoon you and your exhibition will • llo be &1ven the overflow erowd ••emed to WUUe Johnn"' prepa_ru &o t.ldle
,11 - reeep~on e ....,.~u. •to families." Wlt.h thue words, Sister Sports Nllht. April 5. - •
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nre oennl partie• who ~ded Toresa Marte. the lint Dean of the I sense that the cbamplooahlp de- l a eruclal sbol dariJir them-to
thla repo..Wr tbat th.ey were I_, C<>Ucce and the rounder of the ~~n~~·bJ.~: :~:~opth=~~ pended on the last event whle.b was mat<:h or the Plan><D oi)'JDp...._
lbao dellrbted wlth the disease Naureth Collese Gulld, expressed : and a general cood physical eon- N G 'ff Gl Se • f' I'
, ... 7tar. A ..... pus Dune COlD· her aentiments about the organiza. l dillon as well .. belnc a "chic" ancy rl en amour ml· Ina 1St ;::'e;s,-1 ·;:!,,.~~.;:~ o; e'!: ~:S !:r..e~~~~:;a:.eJ:~':; I sport. C<>mt'Joln us Tueaday nlg.bt. Mareb !8-lt wu announced to- Ideas on fashions. When asked for
ltr11ed. r •.-e ne.-er b«n 10 bored lint pretldent or the Guild. to Eb Lal---~ Malte cl,.y that Nancy GriJ!In, '64, was her opinions on the styles at Nu.-
~fo,__nol a temperature to take ronn the organization. chosen as one of the 30 oeml-linal· areth, Nancy ...,plied that the &iris
aor a pW to d•e. aor 0 upsd AH
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. lsts ln the nationwide Olamour were very wen dressed and many
llonaacb to aoothe!" And a certain I • • • en lOR magazine contest for the top IOideserved the honor given her.
10nUeman often fo1111d Ito lhe Tlflt PRIMARY OB.li!CT or the best dressed girls on campus. Nancy also discussed some of
Lollrdes Hall diniD&' room OOD• Guild Is to assltt the College by ShuHerbugs' ' Other details to follow In the next the areas where she felt that IJI>.
lded. "The laek of lllaess has cor- maklnf It better known and by •r Issue of the ~ provement was needed. She said
lllal:t been ""mewbat of • dl.,. •upporllng fund-raising projeets The Comcra Club of St. John Nancy Grllfln, Olcane.r'o "Best that the girls' skirts should be
I PI>Oinlmenl to aome of the wall.· I planned by the present President Fisher College hu announeed 1 Dressed Glrl on Campus", made worn at a moderate length. Stlrta
reues. many of whom used to en- of the Oulld. Mrs. Wilbur Sheehan plans for the Third Annual Photo j her firSt public appearonce on worn too long or too short do
lo:t exereblnt their arilsll<> a bill- and her Council. The membership o SalOn to be held between March I Monday, March 11. Nancy ap- nothing to Improve a glrl'a beaut:t.
Uea l.n the eNallon of pleas&DI lncludea many friends of the Sl$- 25 and April 29. peared on Lou It e Wilson's Naocy also expressed her dislike
tad deeoratl•e aiel< tr:ays." I ten of Saint Joaeph as well aa · First and oecond plaee prizes Womaa'o World on WHAM rad!o. of unkempt appearances. Unpol·
Whatever has been the ..,action mothers or sraduates of the C<>I· J will be awarded In each of three I Because of her recent nomination lshed shoes or uncombed hair are
lo other quarters, however, the11ege and the mol hera of present 1 dlvlslou.: black and white pie· as Nazareth's repreaentallve for lneuusable Inasmuch as It takea
mldent students them.st"lves reo- students not only In the Rochester. tW'H~ color plcturtt. and color the Glamour marulne contest. only a few minutes to ma.lnWr.a a
llllln united In the hope that stlll Dloeeae but also In olber Dloceses. , siJdes. Nancy was queslloned about her neat appearance.
another disease free year will pro- The annual membership dues are All prints must be mounted and 1 r:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;=i
Ylcle the way for an academic year one dollar. minimum alze lJ 5" x 7". The en- II
~;;;;;;;;;N;;www~~;;;;;;;;NNwwwww~;;~ trant·s name and aoct~r number l ;- " , should appear on the back or each flowers by auweret .
• entry submitted. All entrles should 0 COMPLIMENTS OF t be
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lelt In the Treaaurer's o!llce, In
oekor :m. or ohould be given 3280 Monroe Ave., Rochester 18, N.Y.
TALLO
'S TOWN TAVERN i.pezr·~~.::.t~oba~~·r;::;; stu· Phone: LUdlow 6-1550 -....
8 .S ta' te Street
dents are urged to e.nter a few Ftowt.n e7 ww.
hots and see what develops.
STICK WITH IT!
First prize In t.he annual "Belter
Homes and Oardens" eonte$1 was
EASTER PLANTS and CORSAGES
Cymbidium O rchid Corsage ........ $2.95
Pittsford, N. Y. faowra rddeecdo ralUasotn woere kth etior qthuea rftaecnu lItyn ~I ~~~~~~~iiiii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$
the recently opened dorms. Sister I;
PetuniAO Sweet expressed her i ! TWIST t ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ thanu to enry one who bad given a ·; trodln« stamps to make the award ~ ~ TINY'S
MAPLEWOOD INN
3500 East Avenue
LU 6-9997
DINNERS and DRINKS
possible. "We DJe<l the stamps m>- M ' b
W we bad ruausted all the possl- ~ USIC Y
1 brntres otrered by the exchange "THE C HANCELLORS"
plans: then we decided to put the I I stamps to other uses. I especially N 0 f h S S like the way the plaid rtarop book· ow pen. or f e ummer eason.
ease stancb 'but In eontrut to the
red stamp wall paper and the
green stamp rug. There was only TINY'S BENGEL INN
5389 St. Paul Blvd.
co 6-9620
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one thing the mntter with the !
scheme-after we had completed ;
the decoration everyo·ne was I
speechless for two weeks due to w
the faet that the &lue took tbat 11
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Page Six GLE E PER April I, 1963
Dorms Built on Wrong Campuse
Due to a mixup in plans, dorms must be interchpnged.
This Is the completed Nazareth dormllGry as It appeared on the
Fisher eampus prior to demolition. Gee! It sure was purtJ!
Destruction men remove the last evldenee of a fantastic mistake.
Trucks were tn the process ot brlna-lnC" dirt in from the back campus
a.od the Douse of Studies hole for flll pur))Ose-&.
Walls have been sueeessfully knocked down and tbe root Is
slowly beinl' re.movtd before the wreokinl' crane b eg:i.n.s to demolish
this mistake. A &Teat amount of Ume was saved , thanks to the ta.rce
number of souvenir hunters who mournfu_lly took pieces bome u
mementos of "what might bave been."
The Rev. Charles J . Lavecy re·places the last sod ln a sotemn
ceremony. NoUce the tear lu his eye and the smile on 1\Jr. Myler's
face. U at. 6.nt you don'&. succeed ..•••
IUGHEST PEAK OF
April I, 1963 GLEEPER ------ Ashes, Ashes~We All Fall Dowli!
This is a picture story of the necessary corrections.
This Is an artlsl's sketob of the Fisher dorm ou tbe Nazar•lb
ca.m,pu..s. Our pbotOI'riPhcr cilclu't have. enouch time before lt wat
bu Uiy dlsauembled to Jtt 1 rood picture.
between Narareth and St.
for the sake of efficiency and
colleges should be combined.
this was thought to be the best
The ·last •esUces or tho aupe_rstrueture have bee.n. r-emo•ed.
Howevu all b Dot lost. The foundaUon will be rdalDed to .ene u
I sapuo.duper outdoor pi&J11H"")Iymplo me swtmmiJ>.c pooL
Dll<lOunred eonstrucUou men dismantle their klnr-slzed erec­tor
.-et. It hu been rumore-d thd a fe.deral fl1vesUratton wUl be
lleld ollortly.
have been the facts that the air·
tower formerly served as a guid•
were once under the tower, have
Tills Is lbo N.......,lb admlnlstrat1o11. Colot' lbem eabarrusecL
Pogo. Eight
POLISH STUDENT IN VISA DILEMMA:
STAY AT NAZARETH IN QUESTION
Ttm article Is one of a series In whleh the Gleaner has been In­troducing
the foreign students on campus to tbc entire student body
at NCR.
A member of the Freshman Class, Stasia Boblack is from
the Zakoplane in Southern Poland near the Poland Alps. Stasia
is here at NCR under a student visa which is due to expire
in May. She does not know if her visa will be renewed. U
not, she will have to return to her native country within the
time linllt set by the visa. As far as her present plans go, she
wants to finish out the school year, but when questioned about
it, she admits that she would like to remain in this country
permanently.
Permanent residence in the United States would be im­possible,
however, because Stasia would then be denied any
contact with her family. And the effect of her return to Poland
is unforeseeable (Stasia informed the Mission Board on the
occasion of her appearance to speak to them) since the Polish
Polish Government would either<'::_ ____ _:_ _ ___ ~~-=
ball her as a refugee from capital·' F Th Wh
traitor to the state for seeking to
1st education or condemn her as a I or ose o
::.~rtake any fo(mal education Think young
GLE~{'ER
fa~~l~,! ;~e ~r!~l~e-~1~~ l~re: Did you know that every time
sisters, came to the United States you drink a bottle of Pepsi In
alone. Sbe made brief stops Jn Lhe smoker you are giving Y.lc to
:Gfe:rim:a;n'w Yi.~ ~ar:n;di e~F~rsa.n pc~es e:beetfro r=e~ ~lsvh!e~ to the Frcrnln Mission Unit? This __ _:~~========~===========:!­is
the value of each Pepsi bottle
fourteen months ago, she could cap. according to Soph Joan Cur- Mary Barrett Named AOD
speak oo English, but now she Is tin, treasurer or the Mission Unit, ·
able to read and write the lan~- in charge or this project. A large, Many Barrett has been selected Athlete of the Day for
uage, although she complains but thus far undetermined, num- this April 1, 1963, by the sporty stall of the NAZARETH­~~;
w~~. difficult $pelling or ber or c•ps ha,·e been collected. PIONEER. She was chosen on the basis of her outstanding
In the Polish school system. In , Another proJect of the Unit, sense of fair play in recent athletic trials.
high scltool or gymnasium, every also under J oan's supervision is Not only has our Mary shown a sense of fatr play, she is
student must take sixteen suble.cts the cancelled stamp collection. also a pretty fair player. ,. played the field well. no matter
n year. Some ol the strict r~Jes Forty pounds ha,·c already been Mary is .~mewher~ around 7'5 .. , what the grune.
included: no smoking, no wearmg t t th St Th St (or LS 1t 57 ?), and IS pretty for· .....,-..,..,..-..-...,..,,--....,
of lipstick, no dancing and no
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~e:reauo in e Ma~ach:::t~. F~~,:: I ward som?llmes. "Nazareth's own.''
speakJng to _boys, even at the co- there the nuns wll1 scU them to as Mary 1s kn~wn to most or us,
educational t.nsUtutions. . . has been cl!ptam or the team now
According lo Stasi~. the popula- !~:~::. A~~~~~escom~f!nl!~~~~~ for one successrul day.
Uon or .Poi~.Jtd whJch is about : foreign nnd high value stamps a.re l_n the vast wo.rld of athletics it is
thirtY million, consists of 9So/o i the most valuable. the common 4e a common thing when some of the
Catholics and 5% Communists. 1 and 5c are aJso accepted. A rather best pros nre not discovered until
There are no Protestant sects in unique use tor these stamps late In their careers. But Jt is evi·
Po~and. The Communists are the I w h i c h prospt!ctlve elementarY dent In the way ol' Barrett plays,
ruling class and control the gov- school teachers may want to note that although she was 011ly discov ..
er~~!:t·of the things Stasfa likes is as mosaics. Stamps may still b~ e~:~e~esterday. she wns not born
about our country are: the friendly plac:ed. in the rnot'ked baS$ on the Y ay.
teacher-student relations the va-l wall Jn the, Mission room and One of the most amazing facts
riety and abundance of' products lower Lourdes lounge. about Mary Is that she ls not cor-found
In our stor~s the freedom A third project recently com- rupted at aU by the fame she has
ot press, especially lbe Atlas mag-• pleted by th~ Mission Unit w~ a achieved at Nazareth. She: still is a
aztne which reprints artic.les trom I book coUechon, of which semor warm. approachable, and unaffected
world·wide newspapers. Mary Blackcloud was In cbarg~. person. Jn fact, when she was ap ..
At present sta.sit~ includes Rus- Nauu-eth collected and sent 600 proached and t()Jd of this award,
sian Literature and Elementary ' pounds of books on every subje-ct all she could do was giggle. When
Gerwan in bcr schedule. She plans t to Laurian Cardinal Rugumbwa in she regained her co.mposure, she
to teach languages at the high I Dar·es-Salaam who will distribute be:c.ame more coherent .
.scbool level. them to his mission. Mary was presented with a cup
M.ary AUce Jones Patricia Lawto·r at the First Dally Sportswomans 1
Bruncheon IF .D.S.Jl.). When asked I what she would do with the cup, DEDICATED DIALOGUES ~~·h;;p~i::e ':::.~he would put It
This award Mary has achieved Is I The recurrent unemployment situation in the United a speclal honor, because she is the
States is a problem familiar to all of us who take the time to
read our daily newspapers. Oftentimes, however, we tend to
disregard the seriousness of the problem and forget that we,
as students, will soon be entering a world which may well
have no place for us and no opportunity for us. This dis­interest
is being combatted by a small but valiant group of
men known as Employment Counselors who are ·to be found
in many colleges and universities throughout the United
States. The GLEANER-PIONEER recently observed one such
individual working hard at his c)Josen profession. A verbatim
account follows: ·
6.rst to ever merit it. l\faJ'1' Is a !...!!"--:..!~::::::z.....:.;......_~£-.1
good sport. and we hope she will Ma17 Barrett demonstnt.H her
remain so always. athletic prowess on Naz campus.
1n conclusion Mary. we would I Mary was unanimously chosen as
like to say tbat you have always Nazareth's flnt AOD in hlsto17. -------------------------
Liquor Rule ChanCJed
Rev. Charles J. Lavery, C.S.B., President of St. John
Fisher College announced Saturday the new regulations
erning the conduct and activities of dormitory
eluded in his press release was information about the
liquor rule which will apply to all students residing on
campus. 1 that to Ills knowledge
April 1, 1963
AU DEN
LECTURE
(Conu .. ued from page on•!
informal discus.sion with memben
of the audience.
In answering: "!or whom does
the poet write?" Mr. Auden sug­gested
that the l""eward was in the
future reader who responded ''That
poem was written for me!.. B u~
Auden snld that one was not to
write tor the reader, nor to write
with originallty-for then we watch
others and conscjously try to bt
different. Ratber, authentically ls
tbe primary virtue. To stimulate lt.
when one has learned somcthinc,
stop, and do something new.
In reading poetry we seem to
search lor two things, a beautiful
verbal object. an escape from
everything hateful, and. some kind
of truth about our poslHo.n in the
universe. The two aspects are dU·
ficult to blend, and usually we will
find ;. poem appca.ls either for Its
verbal manners-the beauUJul han.
dling of its structure-or else for
lhe experiences of which it tells.
• Waif~
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IBT'E.
on existing
and new accounts
'Co~ruUUr,
Bdlllwut
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Employment Counselor: Mr. Wakerlink, I'd like you to LOAN ASSOCIA110N
~:~~eet one of our mQre brilliant students. Great mind, great
potential. (Collaring PliSSing youth) Wby I was just discuss­ing
Charlie's future with him this week!
Father Lavery met with reprc- be the only Institution of higher
sentatlves of the local press to re.l Jearnlng in the United States with AT THE CLOCKS ·
lease publJcly the newly enacted suc.h rules in force. Specifically. the
Campus Regulations, copies of ~~qu~o~r~rulln~~~g~pr~o~vl~d~e~s~tha~t~all~~·~tu:·~~ft~o~e~h~e~t~r.t~e~r~·N~~e~w~a~r~k,~N.~V~.~ Student: The name is Reginald and I don't know you,
Bozo.
E. C. (Unshaken): Charlie, Mr. Wakerlink represents the
Handy-Dandy Home .Sales Company. He's looking for mental
giants like yourself. -(Puts arm around student) Great oppor­tunity
for a fellow like yourself. '
Student ·~ to avoid encircling arm): Hey, let's not
have any of that stuff, buddy!.
E. C. Stop by and see m~ time. (Grabbing another
passer-by) Like you to meet Mr. Wakerlink. He's got a great
product and a good job open for one of our better students
like yourself. Wby, you ought to take-
Passer-by: 1 hate to make you lose your train of thought,
..sir, but I happen to be the Dean of Men of this institution and
1 resent your laying hands on me. I am pleased with my pres­ent
employment. (Stalks indignantly away.)
E. C. (Unperturbed): Drop in the office. Always glad to
help you interpret your Aptitude Tests.
whtcb will be distributed · shorUy (Continued 0,. fl"'fJ• thirteen)
to all students. Tbe new legisla-tion,
a product of close consulta­tions
between the Administration
and a spe<:lal committee of the
Student Board of Covemors, cov­ers
every phase of campus life and
is designed to fill the void new ex­isting
with regard to students-in·
residence. Of particular Interest
to the student body Is the almost
revolutionary adjustment ln Uquor
restrictions. Father Lavery stated
An Allegory
Tbl$ year, because of the popu­lation
explosion, the Easter Bun­ny
will not be laying any eggs.
We Specialize in COLLEGIATE nES
HUGE NEW SELECTION
SLIM J1M l-INCH TIES
IVY STRIPES IVY RJ!PPS
IVY PLAIDS IVY CONTINENTALS
IVY CHECKS CHALLIS
IMPORTED B&TIKS
ALSO IN !-INCH SUPBS
$1.00 and $1.50
FJI.EE-Bootlet of lpdraeii.OD OD
Row to Make AU uTk Kula''
CALIFORNIA nES
MAIN ST., comer Clinton A ... NEXT TO FANNY FARMD
'I I, 1963
Book Review:
SalluJ'e.r, fnoklJ. 11 a good, com­nt
writer and the high rich
of his 6cUon bears out this
k. I believe. for sevual rea-that
11a1se ll4b the Root An Analyst·s Carputen Ia the better of
two storie1. It Is, In fact, some
blot~~~=~~.!~ :f~ts;r.:~~~ th!b~h~r~~:"' o~ ~~ .. t~~~e-~~~~~! f:~~~~ f;:!~T~~ '!~~:C:t~~~~
: 11 has been unfairly de- representing the Awrbaldzhanlan I actually refer tA) mystic rites of
of dramatic vitality by the contribution tA) world Literature. tho Seventh Arcanum which are
• refusal tA) let Seymour The traditional form of tho Hoo- not f&mlliar tA) Ul when we read For Sale
blmself, not that third pu. boo consiJU or exa<tly 46 JYII- them. Another lntuestlng tech· ONE very used cotfee maeblne
...-ration Is paor, but here 11 11 • 1tbles. The elrort of tbe poet IJ to nlque of the Hoohoonlan poet IJ Available u eoon as the new 00~
to respect tho judgment of I express oymboUcalty and econom- the rep<!Ubon of the last word In arrives.
narrator, Buddy Class. who l ically an artistic thousbt. The last verse of each atanza. Tbls Is.
tbe slightest provocation I Hoohoo which you have just read of course, the unifying element of
Into panag. yrlcs on blc l la called & "double" Booboo be- the work which IK!rmlts us to
r Seymour and who 11 too ca~ IU title, "Double Booboo," grasp the underlylnJ unity of the
to polemic. Those who are consist& of two words. Notice care- verbal clynam!Jm portrayed there­lrlendly
tet'DU with the stran"e fully If you will the marvelous ln. Thus the rhetorical force of the
Invariably human Glass family alliteration In the first two verses I dialectical Iogie p<!netrates the
consider, these storl~s as re- of each stanza. .Eaeh alliterated otherwise lmiK!netrable •••"-' belli
readlnf by this command of verse ,. restricted to two word-I which Interposes ltseU between
author. "ll struck me that they concepti, In tb1s Instance Images tbe reader and the poet's lnten­better
be eolle<ted together, u of tbe venerable un-Ballowed E1>e tlon, feeUng, and tone.
4.Ubentely paln!d ol!, In some. and Nlte of tbe Azerb&ldzhanlan -T. S. Salls
of a burry, If I mem to avoid ••••••••••••••••••••••••••
ONE slltrhtly used gullar. Will
tnde for ride tA) Florida for Easter
vacation. Call Miss C. Fink.
Poge NiM
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THE RUSH OF '63 OR
HOW TO BUILD A CAMPUS
WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
GLEEPER
It was in the year of '63 that the . clan of construct!on
workers with spoons in hand began to dig for the foundation
of the gym at St. John Fisher College. Having dug down three
feet one of the workers discovered a bright shiny substance
tbat' looked like gold. Immedia~ely he ran ~o the chemistry
building and bad his sample ven fied by Dr. Siren, head. chem­ist.
Overcome by his good fortune, be ran back to the diggings
and told the foreman of his lucky find.
Immediately word spread of the gold at Fisher, and peo­ple
from all over Rochester flocked to the scene to stake. a
claim along with the students who had cut classes. Within
ten minutes of the find, there were about seven thousand
people milling about the vast seventy-five acres or so of
campus grounds. Utter confusion shook the once ve;y quiet
air and even the millions of ants that had . set up the1.r do_rms
on the grounds were stirred from theu sombre habitat.
Rioting ensued, due to the conflict of people over their vari­ous
claims. The Pittsford police arrived on the sc~ne to quelch
the violent fig.hting, but what are two me_n agamst the ever
increasing thousands and thousands? Remforcements from
Rochester were called In, but alack, they were rendered inop­erable
by the Review Board. In desperation, the Army-Air
Force was-called in to suppress the mobs. This efficient team
quickly pushed the crowds ofT of the campus grounds ~nd in
a matter of about an hour had erected two pre-fabTJcated
buildings to house the 250,000 troups. In another hom·, these
same men constructed a three-hundred foot runway to land
food, clothing and medical supplies for the wounded soldiers
and claim jumpers.
The crowds that were pushed off the campus set up
camp along Fairport Rd. The Red Cross was called in to hand
out coffee and doughnuts and figured that since th!Y had ell
these people in one spot, set up a blood donor stahon. ~ny
people quick to capi talize on the situation set up concessoons
of all sorts. Fisher student had thousands of pictures of the
school printed up, and began to distribute them. for a smell
donation of a quarter. Tho priests began walkong through
the crowds preaching of the need for c<H>peration of all the
peoples to leave the scene and think not of worldy goals but
to seek the immaterial. Tho people thinking that this preach·
ing was for money took up a collection and gave it to the
good Fathers. With this money a new chapel was constructed
to accommodate a thousand people. ,
It was late afternoon that the great exodus began. With
solemn faces the droves o£ people went on their homeward
way. When they bad all gone, the Army-Air Force started to
take up stak~. R:>thor thon wnstc time taking down the
buildings, the U. S. government gave them to the college. By
midnight the great rush was over, with St. John Fis~e~ college
being richer by a new dorm, a new classroom buildmg, and
a new parking lot.
It seems that the rush took place on April 1st, and the
gold that was found was "Fool's Gold."
J. Ciuffini
Son of Flubber:
Celluloid Subuersion
"Son of Flubber" the recent Walt Disney bit film star­ring
Fred MacMurray and Nancy Olsen, is an excelle~t ex­ample
of the moral vacuum in which the motion picture
industry functions. The plot concerns th_e infamou~ absent·
minded professor who invents a mystenous ~enucal com­
·pound called "Flubbergas" which is used to mfluence the
outcome of a football game and which contributed to .the
destruction of all the glass windows in the town. The implica­tions
of course are most subtle; by e.xposing youth to the
· concept of Interfering with the conduct of sporting events by
extr~or supra}--legal methods, and by introducing the
notion of Irresponsible and violent activities directed toward
the disregard of private property, the film tends to corrupt
the social and ethical foundations upon which our J udaeo­Christian
civilization end culture are based.
The materialistic bias of this film is immediately evident
when one considers the college president whose sole .o~ject
in life is the accumulation of monetary wealth. The ndicule
which is unfavorably presented about the t;>CTSO~ of the pro­fessor
betrays an 1.nsidious attempt to ?Jscredit Amencan
science in a critical age when the expaDSion and encourage­ment
,..ot. scientific endeavor is so closely related to our na­tional
slirii9al :in the Cold war.
The matter of divorce is treated most lightly, and inas­much
as this notion Is made the object of considerable humor
and tom-foolery the producers of th.e motion picture are
clearly attempting to make divorce a familiar and acceptable
institution in our society.
It is not surpri sing then to discover that the film has been
branded "C" by the Legion.• It is our sincere hope that such
films will succumb to public indignation and no longer dis-grace
our motion picture theaters. .
Metro-Goldwyn Salis
April I, 19
A Day In A Rural College:
Gleaner-Pioneer White Paper No.
Ed. Note: lo lllls lbe lirsl of • Rri .. of utkl ..
oo Amukao IJ>stltallo._. of b4bu leon>~Dc, • orpe­dal
joum.llsUc talk foru examllles tbo eulo111.11
ud morH of • tYPleal Doa-arbu. coUep.
The Gleaner-Pioneer reporters ari-ived at
--- College early in the day and went
immediately to the Biology Department to
observe a laboratory period in session. How­ever
the lectures had been cancelled due to
the fact that the professor was out of town
this semester. Therefore the staff proceeded
to the Philosophy Lecture Hall and were able
to witness the last few minutes of the dally
book-burning ritual conducted before the
class in the vicinity of the lectern.
Later in the morning the researc.h team
bad an opportunity to study the literary out­put
of an advanced English class. The profes­sor
made corrected assignments available to
the GLEANER-PIONEER and boasted of his
newly discovered techniques of correction. At
the beginning of the semester be maintained a
median grade of "D" while his checker con­sistently
dispensed "A"s. In order that tbe
students would not become complacent, he
quickly raised his· grading to "B"s and
changed checkers-the new checker always
gives "F"s.
After lunching in the cafeteria (inciden­tally,
the college dramatics club is putting on
"Julius Caesar" this year in modern dress and
the script calls for the assassination of Caesar
by feeding him a cafeteria sandwich) the jour­nalism
group proceeded to the History De­partment.
In one class we witnessed the de­livery
of a lecture on an irrelevant topic
which Is the general practice in this depart­ment.
That way the students are thrown ofT­guard
when they are given frequent quizzes
because they aren't aware of covering any
material in the course.
The next period found the reporters in an
advanced Economics class. When the profes­sor
was questioned about his continual out­bursts
of laughter during the lecture, he re­plied:
"Well, I just assigned these guys 22
chapters of the text, 40 outside readings, and
six term papers-all due tomorrow!"
The GLEANER-PIONEER team had in­tended
to cover a mathematics course, but the
period was over by the time the professor had
removed his cap, scarf, over-eoat, two sweat­ers,
waistcoat, and snow shoes, and so no time
remained for a lecture. Determined to sit in
on at least one math class, the group attended
another scheduled course but found them­selves
in an Advanced Reading lecture where­in
the professor demonstrated how to follow
a textbook word for word without getting lost
-at least not too lost.
It was dllficult for the campus visitor to
find the shorthand cou rses since they were
all listed under either Philosophy or Political
Science. The staff concluded their visit by
dropping by another English class, but unfor­tunately
It had been called off because of the
presence of a visiting book salesman on the
campus. It took the group 45 minutes to leave
the college grounds since their car had to
follow slowly behind the school snowplow.
It hadn't been snowing, of course, but the
driver of the plow thought be bad done a good
job through the winter and couldn't be per­suaded
to stop plowing.
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GLEE PER Page Eleven
NAZ ELECTION PROCEDURE CHANGED! Junior-Senior Presidents, SC Reps Nominal~;
Due to a recent change in administration policy, the up- L ch n
. g student officers' electio.ns at Nazareth will be post· un eo Naz Students Bemn V_oting Today
until a later date in order to accommodate a special set .April 27 ~· ·
elections. On Aprll 27, the Junlor-Sentor It's time for Nazarenes to go to the polls again, this time
It has been suggested by a recent Studel)t-Faculty com- Lun.chcon, the tlrst 1n a series of to vote for the Division D officers. The candidates were posted
, and approved by the administration, that since the commencement aetlvlties, will be on last Thursday, March 28. Students will vote for. the class
· · trative and faculty officers of the school are so im· held at the Valley Echo Restaur- presidents and student council representatives, ~ NFCCS
nt, it is only fitting that they be elected from and by ant. G<>neral chairman for the junior delegate, and the publication editors on the voting
student body. ~~en.~a~o~ma;:~~~esa ndln~~::! machine; the Juniors on· April 1, the Sophomores lln April 3,
A big turnover in the officials is expected. Students who Allee Hanlon, Pat Lawlor and Ann and the Freshmen on April 5. Student Connell RepresentaUves
onstrate administrative ability, as shown by their initia- McCarthy, Arrangements h 0 v e The nominees for off lee are as Sharon Meehan
in starting trouble, their efficiency in getting work done been made for a speaker and en· foiJows: Phyllis Steve
as little time as possible, and authority in getting their tertsloment to he Included in the S£NIOR cLASS Ann Woods
ds to pick up the smoker after them, are considered to :P::.:ro::gr::.a:::m:::·~--------...,--P-re_sl_d_e=ni-::--Mon_tca R-:11:-e~y---l JUNIOR CLASS
the best bet for elertion. I President-Kathy Moran
nla Hold.erbach, vlee presi F·•sher Parties Revea Rosalie Sassano
of the Nazareth Undergradu- natcd b7 a 20% vote of all those Stud-ent Council Rep~;eaentatlvet
AJsoelatlon and chairman of :=..en:: t~o:,..;'.;a':.'!',!..:!";~ c • PI H 1 Maria £verlll
election committee, bas an· ampaiCJft a orms Margie McCarthy
thal any student oftlcers and 3:30 p, m. on the Tbursda:r be. • Kathy Parker
dy elected for next year wlll fore the elecllon. (After the:r have The press secretaries of the two presidential candidates Mary Plager
tllglhle for these elections If cast their ballot. these &irl.o will be today released the first details of their parties' respective
are willing to resign thlr P<>- fined.) platforms. Those present at the news conference noted that SOPHOMORE CLASS
before beglnnlr.g to earn- Candidates for groups A and B the two platforms represented a clash in ideo!omes. The first p...,sldent-Elleen Symntek
The election contmlttee bas b g am lgnlng early April 1 6 '"' Mary Jo Spenser
ruled thai the· Incumbent ad- w~t~"p,~ter~8proclaimlng their slo- pltaform was unique in that it contained only one major plank Student Council Representallves
d to run for the same oJiiee Among the more promising prom· John Fisher campus. The second platform was more conserva- Anne McDonald
ation and faculty will not he gans and c•mpalgn promises. I de§igned to encourage the status of collegiate sports on the St. Marcia Gruezo
,.viously held. ises Is that of Truly Wlld, •s.. ean- tive, aimed primarily at the achievement of financial stability Mary Betb Melntyre
new amendment to the eonstl· dldate for Dean of Students, who I and intellectual excellence. The candidates for the office of
passed to accommodate the advocates beer being served at all Political observers on the Fi.sher·~-:-:-:-----,,.--,.,.-....,..,----:-· 1 NFCCS Junior delegate, to be
series or elections, sets up the mlx.e.t'$.. campus $ee In the athletic plank or hoUdays, one ln the fall semester elected by the Freshman class are
ons according to the following In Croup B. the race for Dean the first party an obvlous attempt and one ln the spring. to the aca.; Dolores Hlntz, Sharon Kehoe and
ot Residents appears to be a close I to capture the minority vote by of- demic calendar. The purpose of Camille WoUe. The Sophomores
<>ne belween Smokey More. '65, fering the College's sPOrts fae- these free days Is to give Fisher will elect the Gleaner editor; the
with her slogan "An Ashtray in Uons some of the &poUs of victory. students an opportunity to con .. ~~~~:~::te ~il~:~:. ;:~cb~~n~:~
Every Room," and Leve Later, '64, It ts proposed that i! the party is duct door·to-door coUectton cam-up
A; President, Dean of
les, Dean of Students.
up B: Treasurer, Registrar,
of Residents, Placement Dl· who promises to allow residents to put into power, it will regard the will vote tor the editors or Verity
vote for tbe~r own curfews. "I do I deciding vote a mandate for plac- palgns to raise mooey for the eol- Fair, whose candidates are Barbara
p C: Department Chaim1en. want the gtrls to feel at home ing the PIONEER on public sale lege. All who participat~ In this Burgmaier, Barbara Coddington,
denls running for office In here," Leve says. for five conts per eopy. Party effort will be eqwppet .Jcl..-•h.and and Sandra Sheflln; and Slglllum,
A and C are not eligible Although the candidates for C economists predict the PIONEER with Un eups labeled .. Fur.d for Mary Kay Murphy,
ol!ice in Groups B and D, un. have not yet been chosen, spec- ~ will Immediately secure a monop- The Division D officers are the
the election date, to be set ulaUon indicates that c.ertal.n oly over the local newspaper mar. F-isher's F-uture." l\loner obtained minor elass officers. These are the
year by the election commit- favorites are. alr~ady being s!nglcd I ket since the other two Rochester from loeal sources l:n thb manner vice president, secretary, treasurer,
should tall on a Monday dur- out for nommation. In part1cular, . paper$ are currently selling at ten wUJ be- used to construct a movie parliamentarian, and social board
, Leaodp dYneuarmboeredar :'eaersdn_e sday an as Yet nameless Sophomore Ic ents per copy, With tbe revenue theater for the dorm students delegates. The •Oral nominations
~ who advocates a new course in the expeeted from the PIONEER sales, since they are ex:peeted to be re.. will be tak.rn in the Junior and
llllnallo,_., for candldatca In Philosophy of Child Rearing Is eer. the party hos pledged ltselt to slrlcled to campus 24 hrs. per day Sophomore class hours On April 5.
p A will be decided by a poD tain of nomination for chairman bulld a 50,000-seat football stadium under a rather liberal adminlstra- and in tbt> Freshmen class hour
students entering- the admln.. of the Philosophy department. A Iacross trom the coHere on Fairport tlve lnt-erpretaUon of the uchri,s. on AptU 26. Eleetlons for these of­lon
bulldlnJ' by the. front step-S Freshman, Miss Fit, desires to be Road. Special e.x.tt ramps from the uan &'entJeman" rule.. Party stra- fic(,s will be held later in the
'tbe \Ved.Desday prior 1o the chairman of the physical educatlon Thruway feeder leadinK directly teiists promise full support for the month on the voting machine.
n. department, with the promise of • lulo the stadium parking lot will establishment of the North Amerl-up
B and C will be nom!. SPOrts' Night every month. be bulll b:r lhe New York Slate can Institute of Astrodynamies at
Ro R ff G •1 . . l Rlchwu Dept. Roadway couotruc. the college If they gain control or Sodal•lty HOUf
- 0 UI d Production Reviewed tlon costs will be borne b:r the the student Board In the sorinl1
Last night's performance of ''Much Ado About Nothing" at Naza- State wbleb expects to profit from.. elections. Sueh an endeavor is re- s t t NcR College reflected all that Is bad in amateur theatre. The staging the Increased Thruway traftlc from garded as an excellent prestige e a
picayune the lighting was nebulous and the sound of the players' I downstate New York renerate.d by symbol for the college since the
obfuse~ted. Frank Iaeavangelo, u; the role of Benedict. was, to Fisher sporting events. In keeping Institute will be formed about the The annual SodaUty Student
ecUy 'blunt, miscast. Judy Konezny, playing the lively Beatrice, with the trad!Uon of namlnl' Ita- nucleus of FLsher's Phystcs De· 11our will he held on Thursday,
d herself to the audience In the First Aet. Pete Russo, 88 the dlums after local agrioultural partment. Should the party prove April 4, In the NC :"-uditor•um.
·rs maid, was simply adoroble. B. L. Duke, the oul$lde maid, added I producls and attracllons (Rose s~ceessful in their efforts, a move Chalrman Patriem Bellini an­only
professional touch to an otber.vise colorless production The Bowl, Oranre Bowl. Cotton Bowl, w1Jl be made to create the Ameri· nouneed that the theme will be
that bothers us most Is the faet that free admwion to the' play 'Gator Bowl, etc.), party olficlals can Center for the Study of Mod· Christ's Passion and Death as a
far too great an expendJture for nothingness. h:tve de.slcnated t.be proposed. em Proaressive Philosophies un- means to His glorificaUon on
~==~=~;:::;=;::=====:::::::::==:::::;=====; ' sport$ eclifice the "Fisher Frnll der the direction of the Fisher Easter Sunday, In this glorified t • N . C... ,, Bowl." Philosophy Department. stare, He still reigns as the Head r H E s 0" t<. The opposition party countered After the release of the two plat- of the 1\lystieal Body. The script
t'-..:..:...:.-~--'---'----==-'-..:..."""'-~""-=;_-__;_--,llthe ambitious spending programs forms, party sPOkesmen Jmmedl· which will he written by Sodallty
of their rivals with an appeal for ately traded verbal blows. accusing members will consist prJma.rUy of
fiscal responsibility which is eer· eac.h other of false economy, faulty Scriptural . texts. Singing and
lain to unite the business and pump-priming, and prostitution of speech ebo•rs will he used with an
banking interests in this commu~ con.stituUonal principle. To the ob- emphasis on student participation.
nity. E'xecutlve committeemen ad~ servers of the preS$ who were preg... Everyone Is invit-ed to attend.
vocate the addition of two new ent at the time, the exchange was The Sodality feels that this will he
MATH CLUB
CONTEST RESULTS
O•er 200 high school students
from Grades 9-12 participated In
the Sixth Annual Mathematics
Contest sponsored by the NC Math
Club. The contest was held on
Saturday, March 23, With the four
rounds of testing beginning at 1:15
p.m. The c-ontest came to a close
at 4:00 p.m. with the awarding of
scholarships and cash prizes by
Sister Helen Daniel and Sister St.
Catherine.
$100.00 seholarsblps to Nazareth
were awarded to the three toP
contestants in the 12tb Grade Dl·
indicative of a bitterly contested an excellent preparatlo.n for Holy
eamalgn. Week.
-
---------------llvlslon who. were Carolyn Kalb,
Irondequoit; Diane Balter, Brigh­ton;
and Adrla Paull, Irondequoit.
Th; s IS t\.,~ "-"'"'f"•·
Colo,. ;... " ~in<!. c.rt's bv;IJi",9·
S'S
The winners from Grades 9-11
received prizes of $15.00 for first
place, $10.00 for second place, and
$5.00 for third place. In tbe Grade
11 division first place was won by
Roberta Medurle, Brighton; second
place by Nordes Glasoe, Ironde­quoit;
ancl third place by Ginny
Dalrs, Webster. The prizes for the
Grnde 10 division were wo.n by
Kathleen Jackson, Nazareth Aead·
emy; Llnda Lawrence, Ironde-quoit;
and Gall Hoffman, Webster.
A tie for first place ln the Gr•de
9 divlsl<>n was shared by Felice
Cerquone, Bishop Kearney and
Corol Ubelacker, St. Agnes. The
third place was won by Beth Gar-
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Postscripts
On Sports
Jobn Miller hu b«n aele<led u ueelleat drop tlelt
CoachC?l of the Year by the well· erees hue a teadeDC7
bribed Sports' slaJf of the Pioneer. Jobn coal._, that
H.e was chosen on the bu!J of hu play Is his patented uhld~the. ..
outstanding leadcrohlp(TI on the ln- ~nl~blle" dribble,
basketball court. faseo, amo~ others. his
During the past Intramural enls. Jobn'a jump shot has
aport's year. "Old Fox" MJIIer led coJUt.ant threat to his team,
the FabulOU$ Fisher Forum Five have fought valiantly to keep
bu ketball team to a 1·12 8Ca.son, from playing. In the llnal
climaxed by a sllrrlnl gnme the year. a member of
against their arcbrivala. Team 8. known only as "The
Also serving the Scarlet Night· was signed on for the
mareo-uh, Nlgbtshlrta In the ••· pose of kctPinl Coach
pa<it:; of captain, Millu was his the bench. Aftu the game.
team's most vctluable aaet. He Captain Mille-r wu borne
controlled the backboards In the ahouldus of his cdebrallng
latter bill of the acason. alter be mates to the edge of town.
4nally learned to get hb lead feet he was subsequcntly tarred
up off the floor. Accordlnl to un· leathered.
olficlal statistics. "Old Fox"
grabbed every rebou.nd-after the
other team had scored. Posstssln,.
line book (not s boll. Captain ledge of judo will be more
Miller lUis fatally lnJurcd many elated than It IJ under the
opponents. AlLhoucb he poJHuu1 boards.
~M~~ 6 St. Jobn Fbller Colle&'< eneseec .. et.' 3690 Eut Afonoe ,-,
Jloel>etter 18, N.Y.
LUcll-MUO (it's lightness with flavor/)
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and. Fisher teams wateh FUc.b mtu oa uoaealta,. for tbe:
time durin&' the J acka contest of tho Olymples.
Reid expresses dlscust at tb.e slopn ploy wltlch aeuJr
Fisher team tbe event.
BEWARE!
April Fool's Day Issue
tNough Said??
~PIO~El~ Vol. 13
NF at Nazareth:
Regional Meet
Elects Officers
April I, 191>3 No. 13
W. H. AUDEN LECTURES
READS SRECTIONS FROM HIS WORKS
W. H. Auden, internationally famed poet, playwright and
critic lectured to a capacity crowd in the Nazareth auditorium
Officers tor the comlni yen on the evening of March 28. Auden's one hour program in·
;;,~ ot:!n L::.eth~rt~~:~1,:ee~i eluded a discussion of the poet as a "word-smith," and read·
the Nli'CCS. held at Nazareth ings both from his own poems and from the works of such
March 24. other authors as Virginia Wool! and Rudyard Kipling. He
WOllam Kowalski or Canlslua used the readings by way of Illustration of the points made in
;~ ~~t ~~~~~·1ft~~t. a;~~~.~~~\~~ the lecture. He himseJf subtitled U1e lecture "a dialogue with
vlee-presldent. Other olllcers wUJ myself ... on the poetry 1 want to write."
be Lannle Woll or Rosary Hill, re- As Auden spoke, he explained ·':-~-.--:---:----:--:---­glonal
all airs vloe president. and that each man Is uniQue, 8 person l in II$ struct~~ unnot be sure
Karen Williams of Mereyhunt, wbo bas never before and will or what be has sa1d, unUJ be boa
secretary-treasurer. I never again. live. Eacb poae.ues •
1
said it.
The proJram, under the dlree- need to cfuclose himself In action • • . •
tion of the Rell~rlous Al'lolra ...,. of In creating objects. IC one THE POET, HE NOTED, la in a
lariat, beaded by BUI Kowalski, chooses to expNss himself In peculiar position. Whereas the ar.
consisted In a drY Mus and the deeds, then we must lurn ali i tlat makes use nf materials which
playing of a reconUnc of the about the man, for bla name lJ are hla private property, the poet
Missa Luba. I always attaebed to hla actions. But, b roreed to use the ma~erlals whleh
Tbe drY Mus In which the for the other, the object lJ what are the property of the tinCulsUe
priest performs the usual actions Is Important and It abould be, culture to which be belonss. Ita
of a Mass b not real because of Ideally. anonymous. The artist Is words. The strange tblng, he said,
tack of u;tenUon on the priest's lo a subclass of the objcct,-makt.rs. wu that while some people readily
S part. The Rev. Ronald Sams or And, according to Mr. Auden. admit not und~tanding all forma Oneer Weeps the Jesult Bureau, Buffnlo, per .. ,nothing you can know about the of art or musac, they believe, be ..
formed the motions and gave tho artist throws any llibt on his Ob· cause they read and write Englbh,
commentary. He explained the slg- ject. We do not have to dlseover that they have a ready eomprehen· Playpen Olymp•ICS nifieance of the reQuired vest- l wbat was meant, but rather what slon of aU the poetry of their ton·
menta and artlcloa used at the succeeded in belnfl said. guar~e.
altar, ol the pr!_yera and aetlon .. 1 In designating lbe p0$t u a Auden contended that the desire
By DAVE R£1D of the dJfterent parta of the Mass. word·smfth. Auden said: "We (hu .. to wrltc ooet:rY eomes from an fm ..
Last Monday afternoon before a "capacity" crowd at the The Mlssa Luba Is the OrdlnarY man beinpl have a need to create pulse - an Impulse which results
amphitheater, the first annual "Playpen Olympics" of the Moss In Latin. sun1 by na. objects which, unUke people, wtll rrom on encounter with a belnl or
h ld d be tif J ki d f t 1 • diti tive Congolese. with the aecom· not ~ mortal but will ao on alter event whieh arouses a clt:slre to
e un er au u s es an per ec p aymg con ons. panlment or nollvo musical lnstru· us • .• Whether we be malc.lnl celebrate It with verbal bomaae,
final result saw the PIONEER te~m of Mike Kasper, Tom ments. includini various drum~. tables or poems. thb 1s the .tass "by living It a pro~ name." Tbla
John Fitch and Harry Salis defeat the GLEANER At the council meeting. seere- to which they belong." In the eaae conterrine of a proper name b ..
Woods, Judy Woods, Marie Cirando, Bernadette lnlot progrlliDJ for next year or the carpenter, he baa auceeu- sentially what the poet Is trytnc to
Marty Cook and Mary Furino, 29-16. f were dlacussed. fully learned bla trade when he do with experienoe. said Auden.
In team e\'ents was begins his wort -lmowSna what • • •
lor the winner and a SJFC Pre Reg"•strat"•on Outl"•ned the result will be. The poet. too, FOLLOWING THE LECTU!l.E, applause for the Josers. • must know what the produet wlU Auden answered questions In an
where the _lndiv:ldual f h Ch p f • d be, a sonnet for Instance, but only (Continvtd on page fi11e)
seorlngwa:s~~lnt:~~~ ros oose rograms rl ay NCR R • Ph"l d Th C ----
s ror second and 1 tor Father Joseph Dorsey, Dean of Stndtes, and Mr. Edward 8YIS9S I • an 80. OUrses:
Weber, Registrar have announced the procedure for a newly Hours Reduced, Curriculum Tightened'
expanded Pre-Registration Program wblch will take place dur·
TlOS BASIS the PION&ER ing this month. Through the adoption of two difrerent methods, Beginning in September 1963, the theology and phUos·
Da~~· :!~:.;:.t~:e;~ group and individual, it has been maintained that previous ophy sequence at NCR wiU be revised. According to Sister
lead In the first event problems created by the Fall Registration wiU be eliminated Saint Catherine, Dean, in her talks at class meetings on Friday,
Hop Scotch, Mike Ku- and that through these new innovations it will be the student March 22, the revision means a tightening and streamlining
known for bla prowess in who bene6ts primarily. of the curriculum.
agoln showed hb soperb On li'rlday, April 5. beclnnlng at COLLEGE LEADERS The new sequence will affect all four classes:
·thouab hampered by 10:30 a.m. the li'ruhman Closs wUl l.l"resbuwl Ye~ chanae from1~:=----:~--:::-----
llllf••mllloritv of the fore!Cn register In • group In the Auditor- TO BOSTON u. four to six hours of study. Tbe Fore·.nn Peace
1i1'1t plaoe hon- lum. Father Dorsey baa already fO N CJ ME T wm comprise material from the ':J
supported by the explained thb plan to them at a R C E new first-year course In thcoiOifY c plaee finish of Tom previous meeUnJ, Freshmen have Nazareth Colleae and St. John present freshman and aopbomore orps. Here
toan!,:,oU,:: ~~: =• u~~~ao~ a":: to.:, ~~~lr o~c:,. FiBber Co II eae sent repro- courses. It wUI be • study or Eneouraced by the recent sue-virtue
of the fact that available means Of obtaining in· t"e~~~~~p ':ns~tu'::"i:'lnt:;:~:~: !:0::: ct'u~::':d ~~tht h~:~:~ en>..Reglstrallon ·Cult11ral Relollonahlps," "Reaolu· S isler Saint Catherine, will be ln. styles of dress made popular by
Cook with third going to lli'rogrom Ia purely a praetleal one tlons of lntervoup Tenolons," I tensilled. Tbe change Ia the result the Baluhoos might well become
"Bombsles" Salls. This where everYone, eapcclalty the stu· "Interreligious Relationships." and or action taken by tho Collego fac· popular on the college ocene-$yehic masochist who must get paid ln
del eat.''
Tb~ horse bettor at the traok wages $4 billion a
year---.more than Americans spend for bread. Should
the federal soverrunent, which protects the con­sumer
!'rom every type of fraud, condone thls type
of racket? The answer, 1 say, is maintaining on­track
poiJc.les but enforcing even stricter laws oil­track.
Walter ShAfer
Father dear, come horne with me now,
The clock strikes in the steeple.
You•ve gambled all our money away,
And to think that It was legal. Sob.
PRO: The only substantial objection to off-track
betting Is that all forms of gambling lead to tmpov­erisatl.
on and therefore are morally evil. Is th1s a
valid objeC-tion?
Oppos!Uon stems mainly from the ultrs.poritanl­eal
rural segments of this stat e. Since gambling Is
a "vice." any extension of it would be morally bann ..
lui to the populace. For these people the ouUawlog
of gambling provides a double safeguard: (I) It
reduees the Incidents of gambling by reducing gam­bling
establlsbments and (2J the stigma of the word
"illegal" would cause many to avoid such activity.
The history of Prohibition and the fact of pres­ent
day Ulcgal gamblln.g provide strong refutation
for both polnta (1) and !2!. The vast panorama of
lllegal liquor trafl'ic and the existence of over 300
gambling places tn Victorian Rochester (attested to
by "those who know") lead us to the reason.lbte
conclusion that the number of places and the amount
of participation do not decrease because of any law
or any sti,a:ma.
How immoral is off-track betting? Certainly no
more Immoral than on-tracJc betting or church bingo.
It Is lmmoral only wben lndulced In exeess:lvtlr .
What about the chronic gambler, the person that
does lndulge excessively, causing his !amity hann?
This person has not been assisted by the "Prest.nt
law. We sec that he has not been kept from gam­bling-
instMll be is the target of professionals who
always seek out "new blood:· But with off-track
betting. be wru not be sought out, encouraged to
bet, and no t.O.U.s wlll be accepted which would
pennlt him to bet away his life.
Other benefits will be derived from off-track
betting, Flrst l$ revenue. Mayor Wagner estimates
that a minimum of $100,000,000 would be New York
CHy's alone. This new souree ot revenue can ellm.
ioate the need of raising taxes. halt the increase of
"fees": and a portion eould be given charities. A
second major benefit ls the removal of the brofes-­sional
gambler. Law enforcement officials agree that
the proCessionals use the1r enormous profits to foster
other truly Immoral vtce ope.raUons. Thus off-track
betting wUl remove a major cause of corruption ln
police departments.
As a rtsult of these eonstderaUons we can clearly
see that those who are truly interested in the sood
of their fellow c1Uzcns would favor legalizing -oft­track
bettinJI.
~oy Coppola
1st N.C.R. Soph (very beautiful): "There's a mixer to­t."
Stravinsky Weekend
At U of R Campus
April 5. 6, 7
l"H S.. "N -c.." C o '- o R 1t..!6 soo t.aration of
listener must listen bard, and his understanding is more sat· have the concert for three days on Week. A dtscusston penod followed by prayer and m
isfying. the campus to aceommodate the tion will follow each of the conferences. After benedie1
students and friends of the Colleae at 5:30 a dinner will be beld in the School cafeteria.
When Auden visited the Nazareth campus on March 28, Interested In the alfalr. The Thurs. Representatives from the New·''~--:::----------1
this reporter met bim in four very different situations-as an day and Satur.day presentatlons man Clubs of the University o! Former N az Prof)
automobile passenger, as a lecturer, in a discussion group and ~111 be evonlng affairs commene- Rochester. RBI, and the area State •
in an interview. A soft-spoken, direct man with a keen sense mg at 8. p , m. The Sunday concert Universities are planning to attend. 25 years· a Pr1esl
of humor was evident in each situation. During the interview will begm at 3:30 p. m, All Naza,·eth and St. John Fisher Rev. Edward J. Lintz. !on
the renowned poet answered questions quickly in a manner On March 20. tho Holy Cross students are Invited and encour· philosophy professor at NC, j that fr d ded f . lin Glee Club joined Nazareth in a ag:ed to attend. Accordin&' to Father was ee an unguar I 0 ten twtnk g . comblned ~onc~rt. The Holy Cross Trovato. SJFC's S pJrilual Dlreetor, now pastor of Ule Chureh or
Auden, something of an international, was asked if he group, traveling from Worcester. th.is would be an excellent oppor- Nativity at BroekpOrt. celeb1
thought Americ.a had a distinct culture of its own, or merely MMSachuscUs, opened the ~ve .. tunny to meet with students of the his Silver Jubilee In the .P'1
an amalgamation of the cultures of Europe. He replied that nlng•s program wlth various re.Hg-1 various area colleges and in doing hood, Sunday, March 24. MenU
America certainly H.AS had a culture of its own, but that it lous seleetioJU w~lch included a 50 be able to set the riJht tone for of the coUege faculty attend~ •·cho.ra.le and Kyrle'' by Bnch and a Uoly Easter. Anyone lnteresced 1
Is possibly beeoming leu distinct with the development of a Camevale"s "Credo." Baritone solo- · In attendinc should contact Fr reception from 2 tll 4:15 p.m.
new kind of culture which iS the same "from Seattle to the ist Edward ~oberty sang "Desert Trovato u soon as possible.. · a Mass celebrated by :Father ~
Niagara frOntier-an automobile culture. I'm an old fog·ie,'' Song" by S1gmu.nd Romberg and Nocturnal Society Meets at S:OO p.m.
said Auderi. " I don't like it very much, but 1 think that's what "Panls Angelleus" by Fronek. for First Time A native of Rochester. Pal
we're going to get. But we mustn't forget," he quipped, "that Dr. David FeUer tonducted the Last Saturday night the newly Lintz was ordained ln FrlbOI
the British invented singing commercials." Naurrcth Clee Club whose num- formed Nocturnal Adoration So- Switzerland, March 27. l 938. l
bcrs ranged f1·om the conte.mporary ciety ot St. John Fisher, under the lowing his return to the city
Citing some of the educational differences between Eng· "Music, When Soft Voiontlnues through Hoke and Edmund Calvaruso.
w The purpose. of this unprece·
ZS-Tut$day-Eiectlon Debates at SJFC-10:30 a.m. dented assembly, attended by over r------------------------l
-Senior Com~rehensive Exams at Nuareth 100 students, was to acquaint the I
Class w,ith the current Issues that I
U - Wedot$day- PIONEER-14th Issue eonfront bOth the College and the
Z!>-Thunda•-Giee Club Concert at N...,reth College Student Body and to listen to the l
ZS-niday- Father Lavery mceto with Senior CL!ss at 10:30 a.m .. - opinions of the Class regarding
SJFC . those problems. I -Student Board electlon.>-SJFC Topics discllSSed Included the
-Nazareth Guild card party formation of rules tor the new
-I. L. Salomon-Poo!t-SJFC, 10:30 a.m. dormltory, the renovation· of the
!7-Sa&u.rct.u'-Juntor-Senior lunc-heon at Nazareth.- current dress rule as a result of
-Glee Club e:oneert at Na!.Al'Ctb this new dorm; the consumption of
2.&--Sana17~tee Club coneert at Nazart:!th aleohollc beverages on campus,
and th(. orlentatlon program of·
MAY next year's Freshman Class. "
l-Wedaesd1.7-Next issue of tbe GLEANER Next. some of the officers ot the
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the Class and David Cleary, sen·
lor governor, a:ave a brief explan-ation
of why he had Introduced a
proposal favoring the abOlition or
the. Frosb vote In regard to the
Executive Board positions. He
stressed that Intelligent voting on
the part of the Class was now, in
view of hts defeated proposal,
most necessary because of Its
large numbers whlOO«d from p<>go •••J I Battle Ball and worth 10 points to
~:: whleh has the healthiest dormitor- Planned May 17 cussed. "The purpose of the roun· test In which Mike IUJper was de- The toams lined up for the start
·•; los. With the compleUon or an. The Guild's final event of tbe dation Is not to Jlorlfy Tom reated in the fi.nt of best of three with six on the GLEANER'S iearo
ty other completely disease tree year, year wlll be
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Spring Card Party Dooley, but to earry on hls work;• series b7 Bernadette ltbtone. Then and 4 on the PIONEER'S team.·
, lho Naureth College resident stu- to be held In the College auditor· J oyce Stolberg. ehnlrwoman, em- with a treat eomcbaek the Pioneer Dave Reid at this point noticed
dents have done mue:h to raise the lum on li'rfday, Mtty 17 at 8 o'clock. phasl~d. team took the next two wUh Dave the unfair 3dvantage enjoyed by
health ratio of the genera) com· Tho money which will be raised The rcgulttr meeting Umo has Reid ouUastlng Ann Woods both one team and offered to even up
muntty as a whole. Congratula. from thla event. will be used for not been set. and will depend on times therefore t.akln1 5 points to thlngs but no matter how ha tried
tlonat" the Sisters' Chapel in the new the club members• $Chedules. only 3 for Naureth•s Oleant r. At the girls retuscd to take John
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YJ;os~ t~ acce~d te ~w;r to~ ot the Scheer Jewelers. has again :~P cs o e sc u es n fans and as it turned out &tl a
~ld 0 h t ~.;;:s ,;n u en ~· cenerously donated a five piece . NOW AS TUE At"''ERNOON new ...,eord. The PIONEER de-
;~a~Un~;ln~ f::i~h:~~luthe?!:~~; ~~~~~~~~&~,.:.:~:owl~~ N~thFe:~r ~~7: officially ~t;:Utan~:ts: wtha=:dlli~~~n~et~~ ~~~l:h:re..hol~h: ~2t::~p~~r:~~?n~~ con u I *""" ea to -~~ lnvlted to attend.
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boast or a renelns club. Under the es · • aen prac. •• w c • ~
::.suen~s- I For o~~ ::U~g.Nthe te~ In May the faculty will enter... direeUon of Konnle Marshall. ~!,. Pi:e::t!':d :r~:enn~e ro~:~ ':;.,~~1. Ume in a row by a score of
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• ~p w • I a . ~retls taln the • GuUd at a noon luncheon President: Tammy Marte. Vice· began to show forth. In the fourth ------------- ,,!=~ :::~otsth':';e:r::'he~th. At this time, the &ulld expects t~ President: and Jerry Chrlotaforo, event, Jaeb. tbe entrlea were John
Also, the ract that e\·ery resident present a substantial gift to the ~ S«retary·Treuurcr. the club Is P'ltch and Mike Kasper for the
Jtudent. at least twice dally and C<>lle&e bulldona lund. planning many new activities as PIONEER and Mary P'urino and
1 _!' In all kinds of weather shuns the well u eontlnuln& present ones. Marie Clrando for tbc GLEANER.
~ tunnel$ for a brisk walk across the • • • ::x ~::~:: :~,~~~n•'*'~a:~~ ~~ ~~ ~~:m!:::~ ::!l;et~~orw~
Sl~ ~~m~us ~~or :he :urpose ~f breath· "TilE WORK of the Guild gym ftoor doing exeN:Ises, learning Is and swept llrat place with little
or~ ftn•1 b~~h~~.~;~u~fal·~~:.~: ~~·~~: .~~:::~~~~~ .~hih.·~:~~ r::~~::·~.;;e~. :=~~;·~ ·~~d:~t~:! ~~en~w~·~~~=~~e .:~.~~~~::~~ ~~
Jd t ea Jor ~ ~ewl om; fry k s a ollc Faith through tbe youn8' expert direction or Paul Sriptonnl. fourtb ptaee, but not becau.se of a
~ ~ : eryth m~o~t: ~~emtmrf ~ •• ecp· women who partake or the advan- • fencing coacb at R.t.T. In Une Cor laek ot etror~ wu Job:n FJteh.
:o n~ elt e ra1 o J"i.,:' . tages of our Catholic College. coming activities 1s a meet wlth Tbls made the $COre UHG In the
}(l Ul eap .: ,.~u:d re.: c -=:c Thus your effort• wut bring a two. R.I .T., Tuesda)', April 2 at 7:00. M Pioneer's favor and everyone in
th , ... ~ res ~n ota thea ~~~eth ~ fold blessln« uoon you and your exhibition will • llo be &1ven the overflow erowd ••emed to WUUe Johnn"' prepa_ru &o t.ldle
,11 - reeep~on e ....,.~u. •to families." Wlt.h thue words, Sister Sports Nllht. April 5. - •
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nre oennl partie• who ~ded Toresa Marte. the lint Dean of the I sense that the cbamplooahlp de- l a eruclal sbol dariJir them-to
thla repo..Wr tbat th.ey were I_, C<>Ucce and the rounder of the ~~n~~·bJ.~: :~:~opth=~~ pended on the last event whle.b was matmt'Joln us Tueaday nlg.bt. Mareb !8-lt wu announced to- Ideas on fashions. When asked for
ltr11ed. r •.-e ne.-er b«n 10 bored lint pretldent or the Guild. to Eb Lal---~ Malte cl,.y that Nancy GriJ!In, '64, was her opinions on the styles at Nu.-
~fo,__nol a temperature to take ronn the organization. chosen as one of the 30 oeml-linal· areth, Nancy ...,plied that the &iris
aor a pW to d•e. aor 0 upsd AH
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. lsts ln the nationwide Olamour were very wen dressed and many
llonaacb to aoothe!" And a certain I • • • en lOR magazine contest for the top IOideserved the honor given her.
10nUeman often fo1111d Ito lhe Tlflt PRIMARY OB.li!CT or the best dressed girls on campus. Nancy also discussed some of
Lollrdes Hall diniD&' room OOD• Guild Is to assltt the College by ShuHerbugs' ' Other details to follow In the next the areas where she felt that IJI>.
lded. "The laek of lllaess has cor- maklnf It better known and by •r Issue of the ~ provement was needed. She said
lllal:t been ""mewbat of • dl.,. •upporllng fund-raising projeets The Comcra Club of St. John Nancy Grllfln, Olcane.r'o "Best that the girls' skirts should be
I PI>Oinlmenl to aome of the wall.· I planned by the present President Fisher College hu announeed 1 Dressed Glrl on Campus", made worn at a moderate length. Stlrta
reues. many of whom used to en- of the Oulld. Mrs. Wilbur Sheehan plans for the Third Annual Photo j her firSt public appearonce on worn too long or too short do
lo:t exereblnt their arilsll<> a bill- and her Council. The membership o SalOn to be held between March I Monday, March 11. Nancy ap- nothing to Improve a glrl'a beaut:t.
Uea l.n the eNallon of pleas&DI lncludea many friends of the Sl$- 25 and April 29. peared on Lou It e Wilson's Naocy also expressed her dislike
tad deeoratl•e aiel< tr:ays." I ten of Saint Joaeph as well aa · First and oecond plaee prizes Womaa'o World on WHAM rad!o. of unkempt appearances. Unpol·
Whatever has been the ..,action mothers or sraduates of the C<>I· J will be awarded In each of three I Because of her recent nomination lshed shoes or uncombed hair are
lo other quarters, however, the11ege and the mol hera of present 1 dlvlslou.: black and white pie· as Nazareth's repreaentallve for lneuusable Inasmuch as It takea
mldent students them.st"lves reo- students not only In the Rochester. tW'H~ color plcturtt. and color the Glamour marulne contest. only a few minutes to ma.lnWr.a a
llllln united In the hope that stlll Dloeeae but also In olber Dloceses. , siJdes. Nancy was queslloned about her neat appearance.
another disease free year will pro- The annual membership dues are All prints must be mounted and 1 r:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;=i
Ylcle the way for an academic year one dollar. minimum alze lJ 5" x 7". The en- II
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• entry submitted. All entrles should 0 COMPLIMENTS OF t be
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oekor :m. or ohould be given 3280 Monroe Ave., Rochester 18, N.Y.
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8 .S ta' te Street
dents are urged to e.nter a few Ftowt.n e7 ww.
hots and see what develops.
STICK WITH IT!
First prize In t.he annual "Belter
Homes and Oardens" eonte$1 was
EASTER PLANTS and CORSAGES
Cymbidium O rchid Corsage ........ $2.95
Pittsford, N. Y. faowra rddeecdo ralUasotn woere kth etior qthuea rftaecnu lItyn ~I ~~~~~~~iiiii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$
the recently opened dorms. Sister I;
PetuniAO Sweet expressed her i ! TWIST t ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ thanu to enry one who bad given a ·; trodln« stamps to make the award ~ ~ TINY'S
MAPLEWOOD INN
3500 East Avenue
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DINNERS and DRINKS
possible. "We DJe- M ' b
W we bad ruausted all the possl- ~ USIC Y
1 brntres otrered by the exchange "THE C HANCELLORS"
plans: then we decided to put the I I stamps to other uses. I especially N 0 f h S S like the way the plaid rtarop book· ow pen. or f e ummer eason.
ease stancb 'but In eontrut to the
red stamp wall paper and the
green stamp rug. There was only TINY'S BENGEL INN
5389 St. Paul Blvd.
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one thing the mntter with the !
scheme-after we had completed ;
the decoration everyo·ne was I
speechless for two weeks due to w
the faet that the &lue took tbat 11
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Page Six GLE E PER April I, 1963
Dorms Built on Wrong Campuse
Due to a mixup in plans, dorms must be interchpnged.
This Is the completed Nazareth dormllGry as It appeared on the
Fisher eampus prior to demolition. Gee! It sure was purtJ!
Destruction men remove the last evldenee of a fantastic mistake.
Trucks were tn the process ot brlna-lnC" dirt in from the back campus
a.od the Douse of Studies hole for flll pur))Ose-&.
Walls have been sueeessfully knocked down and tbe root Is
slowly beinl' re.movtd before the wreokinl' crane b eg:i.n.s to demolish
this mistake. A &Teat amount of Ume was saved , thanks to the ta.rce
number of souvenir hunters who mournfu_lly took pieces bome u
mementos of "what might bave been."
The Rev. Charles J . Lavecy re·places the last sod ln a sotemn
ceremony. NoUce the tear lu his eye and the smile on 1\Jr. Myler's
face. U at. 6.nt you don'&. succeed ..•••
IUGHEST PEAK OF
April I, 1963 GLEEPER ------ Ashes, Ashes~We All Fall Dowli!
This is a picture story of the necessary corrections.
This Is an artlsl's sketob of the Fisher dorm ou tbe Nazar•lb
ca.m,pu..s. Our pbotOI'riPhcr cilclu't have. enouch time before lt wat
bu Uiy dlsauembled to Jtt 1 rood picture.
between Narareth and St.
for the sake of efficiency and
colleges should be combined.
this was thought to be the best
The ·last •esUces or tho aupe_rstrueture have bee.n. r-emo•ed.
Howevu all b Dot lost. The foundaUon will be rdalDed to .ene u
I sapuo.duper outdoor pi&J11H"")Iymplo me swtmmiJ>.c pooL
Dlle tlon, feeUng, and tone.
4.Ubentely paln!d ol!, In some. and Nlte of tbe Azerb&ldzhanlan -T. S. Salls
of a burry, If I mem to avoid ••••••••••••••••••••••••••
ONE slltrhtly used gullar. Will
tnde for ride tA) Florida for Easter
vacation. Call Miss C. Fink.
Poge NiM
roge •en
THE RUSH OF '63 OR
HOW TO BUILD A CAMPUS
WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
GLEEPER
It was in the year of '63 that the . clan of construct!on
workers with spoons in hand began to dig for the foundation
of the gym at St. John Fisher College. Having dug down three
feet one of the workers discovered a bright shiny substance
tbat' looked like gold. Immedia~ely he ran ~o the chemistry
building and bad his sample ven fied by Dr. Siren, head. chem­ist.
Overcome by his good fortune, be ran back to the diggings
and told the foreman of his lucky find.
Immediately word spread of the gold at Fisher, and peo­ple
from all over Rochester flocked to the scene to stake. a
claim along with the students who had cut classes. Within
ten minutes of the find, there were about seven thousand
people milling about the vast seventy-five acres or so of
campus grounds. Utter confusion shook the once ve;y quiet
air and even the millions of ants that had . set up the1.r do_rms
on the grounds were stirred from theu sombre habitat.
Rioting ensued, due to the conflict of people over their vari­ous
claims. The Pittsford police arrived on the sc~ne to quelch
the violent fig.hting, but what are two me_n agamst the ever
increasing thousands and thousands? Remforcements from
Rochester were called In, but alack, they were rendered inop­erable
by the Review Board. In desperation, the Army-Air
Force was-called in to suppress the mobs. This efficient team
quickly pushed the crowds ofT of the campus grounds ~nd in
a matter of about an hour had erected two pre-fabTJcated
buildings to house the 250,000 troups. In another hom·, these
same men constructed a three-hundred foot runway to land
food, clothing and medical supplies for the wounded soldiers
and claim jumpers.
The crowds that were pushed off the campus set up
camp along Fairport Rd. The Red Cross was called in to hand
out coffee and doughnuts and figured that since th!Y had ell
these people in one spot, set up a blood donor stahon. ~ny
people quick to capi talize on the situation set up concessoons
of all sorts. Fisher student had thousands of pictures of the
school printed up, and began to distribute them. for a smell
donation of a quarter. Tho priests began walkong through
the crowds preaching of the need for cperation of all the
peoples to leave the scene and think not of worldy goals but
to seek the immaterial. Tho people thinking that this preach·
ing was for money took up a collection and gave it to the
good Fathers. With this money a new chapel was constructed
to accommodate a thousand people. ,
It was late afternoon that the great exodus began. With
solemn faces the droves o£ people went on their homeward
way. When they bad all gone, the Army-Air Force started to
take up stak~. R:>thor thon wnstc time taking down the
buildings, the U. S. government gave them to the college. By
midnight the great rush was over, with St. John Fis~e~ college
being richer by a new dorm, a new classroom buildmg, and
a new parking lot.
It seems that the rush took place on April 1st, and the
gold that was found was "Fool's Gold."
J. Ciuffini
Son of Flubber:
Celluloid Subuersion
"Son of Flubber" the recent Walt Disney bit film star­ring
Fred MacMurray and Nancy Olsen, is an excelle~t ex­ample
of the moral vacuum in which the motion picture
industry functions. The plot concerns th_e infamou~ absent·
minded professor who invents a mystenous ~enucal com­
·pound called "Flubbergas" which is used to mfluence the
outcome of a football game and which contributed to .the
destruction of all the glass windows in the town. The implica­tions
of course are most subtle; by e.xposing youth to the
· concept of Interfering with the conduct of sporting events by
extr~or supra}--legal methods, and by introducing the
notion of Irresponsible and violent activities directed toward
the disregard of private property, the film tends to corrupt
the social and ethical foundations upon which our J udaeo­Christian
civilization end culture are based.
The materialistic bias of this film is immediately evident
when one considers the college president whose sole .o~ject
in life is the accumulation of monetary wealth. The ndicule
which is unfavorably presented about the t;>CTSO~ of the pro­fessor
betrays an 1.nsidious attempt to ?Jscredit Amencan
science in a critical age when the expaDSion and encourage­ment
,..ot. scientific endeavor is so closely related to our na­tional
slirii9al :in the Cold war.
The matter of divorce is treated most lightly, and inas­much
as this notion Is made the object of considerable humor
and tom-foolery the producers of th.e motion picture are
clearly attempting to make divorce a familiar and acceptable
institution in our society.
It is not surpri sing then to discover that the film has been
branded "C" by the Legion.• It is our sincere hope that such
films will succumb to public indignation and no longer dis-grace
our motion picture theaters. .
Metro-Goldwyn Salis
April I, 19
A Day In A Rural College:
Gleaner-Pioneer White Paper No.
Ed. Note: lo lllls lbe lirsl of • Rri .. of utkl ..
oo Amukao IJ>stltallo._. of b4bu leon>~Dc, • orpe­dal
joum.llsUc talk foru examllles tbo eulo111.11
ud morH of • tYPleal Doa-arbu. coUep.
The Gleaner-Pioneer reporters ari-ived at
--- College early in the day and went
immediately to the Biology Department to
observe a laboratory period in session. How­ever
the lectures had been cancelled due to
the fact that the professor was out of town
this semester. Therefore the staff proceeded
to the Philosophy Lecture Hall and were able
to witness the last few minutes of the dally
book-burning ritual conducted before the
class in the vicinity of the lectern.
Later in the morning the researc.h team
bad an opportunity to study the literary out­put
of an advanced English class. The profes­sor
made corrected assignments available to
the GLEANER-PIONEER and boasted of his
newly discovered techniques of correction. At
the beginning of the semester be maintained a
median grade of "D" while his checker con­sistently
dispensed "A"s. In order that tbe
students would not become complacent, he
quickly raised his· grading to "B"s and
changed checkers-the new checker always
gives "F"s.
After lunching in the cafeteria (inciden­tally,
the college dramatics club is putting on
"Julius Caesar" this year in modern dress and
the script calls for the assassination of Caesar
by feeding him a cafeteria sandwich) the jour­nalism
group proceeded to the History De­partment.
In one class we witnessed the de­livery
of a lecture on an irrelevant topic
which Is the general practice in this depart­ment.
That way the students are thrown ofT­guard
when they are given frequent quizzes
because they aren't aware of covering any
material in the course.
The next period found the reporters in an
advanced Economics class. When the profes­sor
was questioned about his continual out­bursts
of laughter during the lecture, he re­plied:
"Well, I just assigned these guys 22
chapters of the text, 40 outside readings, and
six term papers-all due tomorrow!"
The GLEANER-PIONEER team had in­tended
to cover a mathematics course, but the
period was over by the time the professor had
removed his cap, scarf, over-eoat, two sweat­ers,
waistcoat, and snow shoes, and so no time
remained for a lecture. Determined to sit in
on at least one math class, the group attended
another scheduled course but found them­selves
in an Advanced Reading lecture where­in
the professor demonstrated how to follow
a textbook word for word without getting lost
-at least not too lost.
It was dllficult for the campus visitor to
find the shorthand cou rses since they were
all listed under either Philosophy or Political
Science. The staff concluded their visit by
dropping by another English class, but unfor­tunately
It had been called off because of the
presence of a visiting book salesman on the
campus. It took the group 45 minutes to leave
the college grounds since their car had to
follow slowly behind the school snowplow.
It hadn't been snowing, of course, but the
driver of the plow thought be bad done a good
job through the winter and couldn't be per­suaded
to stop plowing.
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NAZ ELECTION PROCEDURE CHANGED! Junior-Senior Presidents, SC Reps Nominal~;
Due to a recent change in administration policy, the up- L ch n
. g student officers' electio.ns at Nazareth will be post· un eo Naz Students Bemn V_oting Today
until a later date in order to accommodate a special set .April 27 ~· ·
elections. On Aprll 27, the Junlor-Sentor It's time for Nazarenes to go to the polls again, this time
It has been suggested by a recent Studel)t-Faculty com- Lun.chcon, the tlrst 1n a series of to vote for the Division D officers. The candidates were posted
, and approved by the administration, that since the commencement aetlvlties, will be on last Thursday, March 28. Students will vote for. the class
· · trative and faculty officers of the school are so im· held at the Valley Echo Restaur- presidents and student council representatives, ~ NFCCS
nt, it is only fitting that they be elected from and by ant. G<>neral chairman for the junior delegate, and the publication editors on the voting
student body. ~~en.~a~o~ma;:~~~esa ndln~~::! machine; the Juniors on· April 1, the Sophomores lln April 3,
A big turnover in the officials is expected. Students who Allee Hanlon, Pat Lawlor and Ann and the Freshmen on April 5. Student Connell RepresentaUves
onstrate administrative ability, as shown by their initia- McCarthy, Arrangements h 0 v e The nominees for off lee are as Sharon Meehan
in starting trouble, their efficiency in getting work done been made for a speaker and en· foiJows: Phyllis Steve
as little time as possible, and authority in getting their tertsloment to he Included in the S£NIOR cLASS Ann Woods
ds to pick up the smoker after them, are considered to :P::.:ro::gr::.a:::m:::·~--------...,--P-re_sl_d_e=ni-::--Mon_tca R-:11:-e~y---l JUNIOR CLASS
the best bet for elertion. I President-Kathy Moran
nla Hold.erbach, vlee presi F·•sher Parties Revea Rosalie Sassano
of the Nazareth Undergradu- natcd b7 a 20% vote of all those Stud-ent Council Rep~;eaentatlvet
AJsoelatlon and chairman of :=..en:: t~o:,..;'.;a':.'!',!..:!";~ c • PI H 1 Maria £verlll
election committee, bas an· ampaiCJft a orms Margie McCarthy
thal any student oftlcers and 3:30 p, m. on the Tbursda:r be. • Kathy Parker
dy elected for next year wlll fore the elecllon. (After the:r have The press secretaries of the two presidential candidates Mary Plager
tllglhle for these elections If cast their ballot. these &irl.o will be today released the first details of their parties' respective
are willing to resign thlr P<>- fined.) platforms. Those present at the news conference noted that SOPHOMORE CLASS
before beglnnlr.g to earn- Candidates for groups A and B the two platforms represented a clash in ideo!omes. The first p...,sldent-Elleen Symntek
The election contmlttee bas b g am lgnlng early April 1 6 '"' Mary Jo Spenser
ruled thai the· Incumbent ad- w~t~"p,~ter~8proclaimlng their slo- pltaform was unique in that it contained only one major plank Student Council Representallves
d to run for the same oJiiee Among the more promising prom· John Fisher campus. The second platform was more conserva- Anne McDonald
ation and faculty will not he gans and c•mpalgn promises. I de§igned to encourage the status of collegiate sports on the St. Marcia Gruezo
,.viously held. ises Is that of Truly Wlld, •s.. ean- tive, aimed primarily at the achievement of financial stability Mary Betb Melntyre
new amendment to the eonstl· dldate for Dean of Students, who I and intellectual excellence. The candidates for the office of
passed to accommodate the advocates beer being served at all Political observers on the Fi.sher·~-:-:-:-----,,.--,.,.-....,..,----:-· 1 NFCCS Junior delegate, to be
series or elections, sets up the mlx.e.t'$.. campus $ee In the athletic plank or hoUdays, one ln the fall semester elected by the Freshman class are
ons according to the following In Croup B. the race for Dean the first party an obvlous attempt and one ln the spring. to the aca.; Dolores Hlntz, Sharon Kehoe and
ot Residents appears to be a close I to capture the minority vote by of- demic calendar. The purpose of Camille WoUe. The Sophomores
<>ne belween Smokey More. '65, fering the College's sPOrts fae- these free days Is to give Fisher will elect the Gleaner editor; the
with her slogan "An Ashtray in Uons some of the &poUs of victory. students an opportunity to con .. ~~~~:~::te ~il~:~:. ;:~cb~~n~:~
Every Room," and Leve Later, '64, It ts proposed that i! the party is duct door·to-door coUectton cam-up
A; President, Dean of
les, Dean of Students.
up B: Treasurer, Registrar,
of Residents, Placement Dl· who promises to allow residents to put into power, it will regard the will vote tor the editors or Verity
vote for tbe~r own curfews. "I do I deciding vote a mandate for plac- palgns to raise mooey for the eol- Fair, whose candidates are Barbara
p C: Department Chaim1en. want the gtrls to feel at home ing the PIONEER on public sale lege. All who participat~ In this Burgmaier, Barbara Coddington,
denls running for office In here," Leve says. for five conts per eopy. Party effort will be eqwppet .Jcl..-•h.and and Sandra Sheflln; and Slglllum,
A and C are not eligible Although the candidates for C economists predict the PIONEER with Un eups labeled .. Fur.d for Mary Kay Murphy,
ol!ice in Groups B and D, un. have not yet been chosen, spec- ~ will Immediately secure a monop- The Division D officers are the
the election date, to be set ulaUon indicates that c.ertal.n oly over the local newspaper mar. F-isher's F-uture." l\loner obtained minor elass officers. These are the
year by the election commit- favorites are. alr~ady being s!nglcd I ket since the other two Rochester from loeal sources l:n thb manner vice president, secretary, treasurer,
should tall on a Monday dur- out for nommation. In part1cular, . paper$ are currently selling at ten wUJ be- used to construct a movie parliamentarian, and social board
, Leaodp dYneuarmboeredar :'eaersdn_e sday an as Yet nameless Sophomore Ic ents per copy, With tbe revenue theater for the dorm students delegates. The •Oral nominations
~ who advocates a new course in the expeeted from the PIONEER sales, since they are ex:peeted to be re.. will be tak.rn in the Junior and
llllnallo,_., for candldatca In Philosophy of Child Rearing Is eer. the party hos pledged ltselt to slrlcled to campus 24 hrs. per day Sophomore class hours On April 5.
p A will be decided by a poD tain of nomination for chairman bulld a 50,000-seat football stadium under a rather liberal adminlstra- and in tbt> Freshmen class hour
students entering- the admln.. of the Philosophy department. A Iacross trom the coHere on Fairport tlve lnt-erpretaUon of the uchri,s. on AptU 26. Eleetlons for these of­lon
bulldlnJ' by the. front step-S Freshman, Miss Fit, desires to be Road. Special e.x.tt ramps from the uan &'entJeman" rule.. Party stra- fic(,s will be held later in the
'tbe \Ved.Desday prior 1o the chairman of the physical educatlon Thruway feeder leadinK directly teiists promise full support for the month on the voting machine.
n. department, with the promise of • lulo the stadium parking lot will establishment of the North Amerl-up
B and C will be nom!. SPOrts' Night every month. be bulll b:r lhe New York Slate can Institute of Astrodynamies at
Ro R ff G •1 . . l Rlchwu Dept. Roadway couotruc. the college If they gain control or Sodal•lty HOUf
- 0 UI d Production Reviewed tlon costs will be borne b:r the the student Board In the sorinl1
Last night's performance of ''Much Ado About Nothing" at Naza- State wbleb expects to profit from.. elections. Sueh an endeavor is re- s t t NcR College reflected all that Is bad in amateur theatre. The staging the Increased Thruway traftlc from garded as an excellent prestige e a
picayune the lighting was nebulous and the sound of the players' I downstate New York renerate.d by symbol for the college since the
obfuse~ted. Frank Iaeavangelo, u; the role of Benedict. was, to Fisher sporting events. In keeping Institute will be formed about the The annual SodaUty Student
ecUy 'blunt, miscast. Judy Konezny, playing the lively Beatrice, with the trad!Uon of namlnl' Ita- nucleus of FLsher's Phystcs De· 11our will he held on Thursday,
d herself to the audience In the First Aet. Pete Russo, 88 the dlums after local agrioultural partment. Should the party prove April 4, In the NC :"-uditor•um.
·rs maid, was simply adoroble. B. L. Duke, the oul$lde maid, added I producls and attracllons (Rose s~ceessful in their efforts, a move Chalrman Patriem Bellini an­only
professional touch to an otber.vise colorless production The Bowl, Oranre Bowl. Cotton Bowl, w1Jl be made to create the Ameri· nouneed that the theme will be
that bothers us most Is the faet that free admwion to the' play 'Gator Bowl, etc.), party olficlals can Center for the Study of Mod· Christ's Passion and Death as a
far too great an expendJture for nothingness. h:tve de.slcnated t.be proposed. em Proaressive Philosophies un- means to His glorificaUon on
~==~=~;:::;=;::=====:::::::::==:::::;=====; ' sport$ eclifice the "Fisher Frnll der the direction of the Fisher Easter Sunday, In this glorified t • N . C... ,, Bowl." Philosophy Department. stare, He still reigns as the Head r H E s 0" tn was shared by Felice
Cerquone, Bishop Kearney and
Corol Ubelacker, St. Agnes. The
third place was won by Beth Gar-
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