I'm a HUGE! Bones fanatic, but I think we'd all agree that the producers aren't moving the show quickly enough in a certain direction - B/B need to get it on, like, now! Most of my stories revolve around that! Many of them are M rated and dirty dirty dirty, because thats what I do best! Occasionally I write femslash, so it's always worth double checking the pairing if you're sensitive about that kind of thing, or easily offended.

I don't know why you'd want to hear about me, but here goes anyway: I'm 23 and live on the South coast of England. I moved down here a few years ago to go to university (studied forensic archaeology and anthropology) and haven't left yet. I even still live in my student house! Despite spending thousands on a degree, I currently work for one of England's large supermarket chains, delivery groceries to customers. It may not bear any relevance to my degree, but it gives me lots of time to write when I'm sitting in my van waiting for customers! It'd oddly satisfying to know I'm getting paid while I write! No wonder some of my best pieces originate in the van!

Sequel to Exercise in Self Restraint. Booth's turn to dictate the rules for the week and surprise Brennan with his dirty mind. M for all the usual reasons. Not necessary to read the first part, though some things might be referenced. COMPLETE.

B&B are in an established relationship and Brennan has a naughty proposal for Booth which involves tons of frustration. Like any of my stories, I try to keep BB in character even as they are doing very dirty things together. COMPLETE.