Lady Gaga Throws Down The Gauntlet, Is ‘Queen Of The Universe’

Today in stupid rich people news — a lawsuit from Lady Gaga’sformer assistant! And Gaga screaming,“You are not my f–king friend.”

Yup. You can add Lady Gaga to the growing list of celebrities who have mistakenly mixed business with pleasure. She’s currently embroiled in a lawsuit brought on by her former assistant/BFFAEAE Jennifer O’Neill, who alleges she’s owed about $300K in overtime fees.

Unlike normal people whose overtime consists of filing and sending faxes, court documents reveal that when you work for the Ga, you go big! Overtime can be anything from “partying with Terry Richardson” (which actually sounds terrible and probably brings along a ton of possible HR complaints. Also, does Gaga have her own HR department? Because that would be AMAZING.) and riding in private planes.

It all sounds way harsh, but for $75,000 a year one might be able to suck it up and just enjoy the ride, right? Wrong. Apparently Gaga and O’Neill had bullshit arguments about sharing pillows on said private planes and who was using the YSL discount behind Gaga’s back. Sometimes O’Neill even wore Gaga’s Thierry Mugler coat without the Little Monster Queen’s permission!

OH THE HUMANITY.

But wait, there’s more!

“And, you know what, she didn’t want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.”- Lady Gaga