In a bit of news suggesting that one national nightmare cannot begin until another has ended, Brad Pitt has been cleared of all child abuse investigations stemming from an incident in September. It’s news that, writes TMZ, “gives him a huge advantage in his custody war with Angelina Jolie.”

Chanel gave us an intimate moment that we didn’t ask for with Gisele Bündchen, the face of their Chanel N°5 fragrance. In the clip, Bündchen is wrapped in a blanket, walking barefoot in leaves, while describing how she’s at her happiest whenever she is in the middle of nature.

This is an odd way to begin the week, but I have an important (and admittedly strange) question to ask. You’re familiar with Gisele Bundchen, right? OK, good. Did you know she might steal centerpieces from formal dinners? No? Well, it may in fact be one of her hobbies.

Tyga’s doing a lot these days—what with all the releasing of seXXXy songs about Kylie Jenner, keeping up with Kylie Jenner, and buying things for Kylie Jenner—but there’s one thing he’s allegedly not doing: Paying rent!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window…

Breastfeeding in public has always been a controversial subject, especially when photos of it are shared on social media. Gisele Bündchen, Alyssa Milano and Jaime King have all experienced backlash after proudly sharing photos of themselves breastfeeding on Instagram, while other non-celebrity moms had their accounts…

Learning about the dynamics between famous couples can be interesting, if for no other reason than they often reveal themselves to be just as insecure or neurotic or boring as you and I—usually much more so. Tom Brady shared some of this insight when speaking about his relationship with his wife, international…

Here is a very elegant picture of Gisele Bundchen simultaneously breast-feeding and getting her hair, makeup and nails done. If you are so inclined, you can print it out and tape it to your vision board over a collage that says "HAVING IT ALL."

Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles' wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. " "Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend," said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists…

Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has just pulled the cowboys-and-Indian-themed video for their second single "Looking Hot" after YouTube commenters informed…

For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes…

A grumpy-looking Gisele Bündchen endured heckling from Giants fans as she left the VIP area at the Super Bowl stadium last night, following her husband Tom Brady's team's loss. Bündchen did not respond as men shouted "Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband!" But when the supermodel reached the elevator bank, she was…

Gisele Bündchen was clocked doing 70 m.p.h. in a 55 zone while driving on Cape Cod this weekend. Two children were in the Cadillac S.U.V., presumably her son Benjamin and step-son Jack, and Bündchen was let off with a warning. The state trooper's son later Tweeted that she autographed the citation, with kisses. [BH]…

From the Rich Getting Richer department: "The 10 top-earning female models on the planet made a combined $112 million in the 12 months to May — up 30% from a total of $86.5 million over the previous year. Most of this gain was enjoyed by the top three: Gisele Bündchen, Heidi Klum and Kate Moss." Why do supermodels…