Trump impotently strikes Syria to wag the dog, distracting from incredible developments in his crumbling presidency, meanwhile doing zero to actually hinder Assad, and allowing the leaders of Russia and Iran to enjoy increased patriotism and support from their people. Also, Putin is now saying the UK directly staged that awful gas attack.

Assad decided to launch a chemical attack on his own people, including kids, days after Trump bragged the U.S. would leave Syria once and for all. Yet now Trump is blaming Putin — and Obama! — for this attack.

Trump is not only stupid, Trump doesn't care about you — laugh it up ...

... while claiming his decision was in the best interest of the U.S. taxpayers.

Trump also quipped that he was elected by Pittsburgh, not Paris (the accord is not actually about Paris), which is a laugh riot because Pittsburgh voted against him in droves.

French President Macron issued a speech recorded in English aimed at U.S. citizens that felt a lot like what you do when trying to reach an oppressed people, bypassing their leaders, that ended with the instantly iconic dig that he hopes we will all: