Swedish Diet

Swedish DIET!Ole and Sven had really 'packed on the pounds' by over-eating duringChristmas and the New Year's Holidays, so their doctor put them on the same diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat thisprocedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost atleast 5 pounds.'When the Swedes returned, they shocked their doctor by having lostnearly 25 POUNDS each.'Why, that's positively amazing!' the doctor said. 'Did you follow myinstructions?' Then Ole and Sven nodded and said. . . . . .'We vant to tell you though, we taut we was gonna drop dead dat 3rd day.''From hunger, you mean?..................