Girl help

So me and my friend just met these girls in michigan but the thing is that we are from illinois so we will never see them again. So what we need help with is to give them a fake name so we can ramble on about some bullshit.... so me and my friend were thinking about giving them a young freeskiers name... so i need help with that. who is a young pro that is around 17-19 with a lot of coverage? like internet, videos, etc. so then they can look him up and completely fall for it. please help. Karma for whoever helps.

oh wow, never heard that one before. try being a little more creative because now you just sound like an retard that just got called out for having a hard on while making out with his retard girlfriend.

Wait, are you trying to impress them by making them think you know some pro skier or something? Because unless they ski, I guarantee they won't give a flying fuck who any of those people are. And even if they do, they still may not care.

probz like alex schlopy and Dale talkington ... people thaat dont have pictures of their face on the webz

Hai : )
But chicks love that shit almost as much as they love smiley faces... And we all know bitches fucking love smiley faces. - thugaim
Arabian. here, taking a quick break from sucking dick and redesigning drapes to tell you that I approve of this thread - Arabian
It's not like I burst out of the womb going La Di Da shitting rainbows and sneezing glitter.
I had to be sure. - Arabian.
my girlfriend just knows afterbang involves no cuddling - dbchili.