They have no idea where to find their pants and instead wear their socks on their ears.

In either of these cases, migration only hurts small children and faeries who enjoy a coked up sleuth who plays the fiddle. If you enjoy such molestation, feel free to request migrations for questions that also are subpar pr0blams. Expect to be denied.

You want out of Meta? That's not going to happen unless you do it yourself.