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02/25/2013

The Worst Dressed at the Oscars
includes Jessica Chastain, Salma Hayek and more.

-PJ Gach

Some people loved Seth
MacFarlane as Oscar’s host, some people hated him. Hey, the “Boobs” song was
right out of Family Guy. There were
upsets, wins and losses at the Oscars….does anyone really call them the Academy
Awards any more?

Personally, I’d love it if
Bill Shatner, Amy Poehler, Tina Feyand Seth MacFarlane became the co-hosts for
next year’s do. That would be insane. What’s really insane is the worst dressed
list.

Naomi Watts

Ack! She’s been absorbed by
The Borg Collective! RUN! Or can she chase you in her Armani Prive dress (armour). BTW, Naomi’s
sparkling in platinum Neil Lane jewelry worth $1.5 million dollars.

Jessica Chastain

The Zero Dark Thirty star
wore a slinky beaded Armani Prive gown. While the gown looks good on her, I’d
pick a different color. This is so monochromatic, it makes me think of a salamander
trying to hide.

Can someone explain why
Brandi Glanville is here? Oh, wait! It’s cause she’s wearing a gown from her own
line: Brand B. Guess this is cheaper than a commericial. If the rest of her
clothing is as tacky as this dress, I think her only customers will be the
RHOC.

Kelly Rowland

If ever a dress had a mind
(or minds) of its own, it’s this Donna Karan Atelier gown that Kelly Rowland
wore. It looks like it’s going to separate any second and go in two different
directions.

Kristen Stewart

Could it be the posture or
the attitude? Kristen Stewart looks like a dirty fairy. One deep breath and the
top’ll just fall down.

Sally Field

Oh gawd! It looks like Sally
Field took one of her costumes from Lincoln and dyed it.

Salma Hayek

Aside from the fact that she
looks like she’s in pain, for some reason when I saw this photo the phrase,
“Dressed up dominatrix” popped in my head. Do love Cindy Chao's maple leaves choker that Salma wore as a tiara.

Halle Berry

“You are getting sleepy. You
are getting sleepy.” Halle’s striped number could induce a hypnotic trance.

Anne Hathaway

Thank gawd, award season's over. If I had to hear another iteration of Anne's "Oooh, I don't deserve this, what a surprise" speech, I'd hurl. Anne Hathaway wore a pale pink column gown by Prada. She forgot nipple covers...um, Anne, they're like less than $4. Aside from that, Anne looked like a hapless, uncoordinated bridesmaid. When asked about her jewelry during the red carpet, Anne replied, "I'm wearing Tiffany, I'm a New Yorker." Talk about supercilious. Oh, and Anne grew up in NJ. Just sayin.'

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The Worst Dressed at the Oscars
includes Jessica Chastain, Salma Hayek and more.

-PJ Gach

Some people loved Seth
MacFarlane as Oscar’s host, some people hated him. Hey, the “Boobs” song was
right out of Family Guy. There were
upsets, wins and losses at the Oscars….does anyone really call them the Academy
Awards any more?

Personally, I’d love it if
Bill Shatner, Amy Poehler, Tina Feyand Seth MacFarlane became the co-hosts for
next year’s do. That would be insane. What’s really insane is the worst dressed
list.

Naomi Watts

Ack! She’s been absorbed by
The Borg Collective! RUN! Or can she chase you in her Armani Prive dress (armour). BTW, Naomi’s
sparkling in platinum Neil Lane jewelry worth $1.5 million dollars.

Jessica Chastain

The Zero Dark Thirty star
wore a slinky beaded Armani Prive gown. While the gown looks good on her, I’d
pick a different color. This is so monochromatic, it makes me think of a salamander
trying to hide.

Can someone explain why
Brandi Glanville is here? Oh, wait! It’s cause she’s wearing a gown from her own
line: Brand B. Guess this is cheaper than a commericial. If the rest of her
clothing is as tacky as this dress, I think her only customers will be the
RHOC.

Kelly Rowland

If ever a dress had a mind
(or minds) of its own, it’s this Donna Karan Atelier gown that Kelly Rowland
wore. It looks like it’s going to separate any second and go in two different
directions.

Kristen Stewart

Could it be the posture or
the attitude? Kristen Stewart looks like a dirty fairy. One deep breath and the
top’ll just fall down.

Sally Field

Oh gawd! It looks like Sally
Field took one of her costumes from Lincoln and dyed it.

Salma Hayek

Aside from the fact that she
looks like she’s in pain, for some reason when I saw this photo the phrase,
“Dressed up dominatrix” popped in my head. Do love Cindy Chao's maple leaves choker that Salma wore as a tiara.

Halle Berry

“You are getting sleepy. You
are getting sleepy.” Halle’s striped number could induce a hypnotic trance.

Anne Hathaway

Thank gawd, award season's over. If I had to hear another iteration of Anne's "Oooh, I don't deserve this, what a surprise" speech, I'd hurl. Anne Hathaway wore a pale pink column gown by Prada. She forgot nipple covers...um, Anne, they're like less than $4. Aside from that, Anne looked like a hapless, uncoordinated bridesmaid. When asked about her jewelry during the red carpet, Anne replied, "I'm wearing Tiffany, I'm a New Yorker." Talk about supercilious. Oh, and Anne grew up in NJ. Just sayin.'