Thursday, May 21, 2009

National Waitstaff Day!

In honor of today being National Waitstaff Day (thanks Google homepage), I thought I'd dredge up a poem from my sordid server past. Enjoy.

And, please, tip your waitstaff!

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I’m not racist, but…

black people don’t tip.Canadians don’t tip.Mexicans, typically, travel in packsof no less than 9 and don’t tip either.rich people hardly tip.old people don’t tip much.George W. Bush is not an intelligent speaker…and if you think otherwise you’re probably a bad tipperYes, I know “George W. Bush”is not a race. Let us thank Godfor that. (and I’m pretty surehe never has to tip.)Asians have too much moneyand tip a little less than 10%.fat people tip pretty well.hot young people tip a dollar.ugly young people tip great!gay people tip straight people.rednecks don’t tip gay people.and marry their cousins. ☺

1 comment:

Don! I know that this comment doesn't pertain to you post, but I do read it everyday! If you'll notice in the player at the bottom, 2AM (Breathe) by Anna Nalick is in there.. which was TOTALLY going to be yours! However, I couldn't find a picture that did you justice, and I was running out of time, but if you send me some hotness I'll definitely complete my post! I miss you and those songs are PERFECT!! I love that you know me so well after all these years. I miss you like CRAZY!