In this follow-up to Dirty Words, I survey dozens of escorts and analyze the adverts of over a thousand more to find out what it’s really like to be a call girl. The truth is a blend of the bizarre and the mundane and not to be missed.

I analyzed a million words extracted from 5000 reviews of UK escorts to find out how the mind of the average punter ticks. The results were interesting, unexpected and, at times, surprisingly hilarious.

About

I investigate the primal parts of human life using sources that are underused or so far undiscovered.

One name for it might be “Data Noir”—data-driven explorations of offbeat and sometimes risqué topics, whose only agenda is to find out more about the things that make our hearts beat the fastest. Read more...