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Programmers Rush To Update Melania Trump So She Can Operate As First Lady

For the first time in history, a cyborg will be the First Lady... however, a major overhaul is required.

How Fat Can You Make Donald Trump?

Try your hand at this interactive piece to see how fat you can make Donald Trump...

What Is Donald Trump Made Of?

He could be the next President, but what is he really made of?

50 Fake Names To Put On Your Census Form

Worried about your privacy while doing the census? Never fear concerned citizen. Here are 50 fake names you can put on the form.

Melania Trump Programmer Apologises For Software Malfunction

Following her speech at the RNC, Melania Trump has received considerable heat about whether she plagiarised her speech. But it turns out the future First Cyborg of the USA simply needed a sotware update...

Trump Promises Wall To Keep Pokémon In - Japan And Mexico Will Pay For It

With Pokémon Go destroying friendships and liberating nerds around the world, Donald Trump has weighed in with an all too familiar proposal.