Gahahahahaaaaa! This fic is definitely up on my favorites list! I have sooo many favorite lines...y'all better just go back and read it again, which I did. Oh my...Senator Amidala's "personal statistics?" The Council is getting nervous about the "image you project?" Leia's gold bikini "boosting troop morale?" Ahsoka's teen mag collection? Utter win. Also, Palpatine's futile efforts to try and get Dooku's holdings. Project Killer Grapefruit should so totally have been the name instead of the Death Star, or Sphere o' Fear. If I could see the movie actors doing either of those with a straight face, I would renew my respect for Hollywood.

Also, I happen to note with some alarm (and many giggles) that Leia does not qualify for a Coruscant Credit Union Quadranium card. Neither does Dooku. Darn. Well, never take those mail cards anyway.

This is hilarious! I especially loved this: "A mistake to assign Padawan Tano to you, it was. Thick as thieves, you two are. Many grey hairs, Master Kenobi now has. Suit him, they do not. Eh heh heh heh." Master Yoda, funny he is. I'll keep reading the next diary entries as well!