Though New York Fashion Week has technically been in full swing since Thursday, things didn't really get started until today, where the Gods of Attention-Seeking Narcissists granted us with our first fashion week streaker at Prabal Gurung!

The streaker, who tore down the runway in some sort of leopard jock strap thing and a crown (definitely our lookspiration for going out tonight), was quickly apprehend by guards. But not before a few seconds of skipping merely down the runway in his get-up. Really, if you're not going to go full Soy Bomb and really maximize your momentary time to shine with dance moves that make Elaine Benis look like Michael Jackson, we ain't got time for you. This is how it's done, folks: