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I Just Want To Be Alone

The second volume in the best-selling I Just Want to Pee Alone series!

Don’t get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do (most of the time). It’s just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on the floor on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask?

I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you’ll find on the web.

I Just Want To Pee Alone

Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you’ll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can’t even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn’t every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!”

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. You will laugh, you will cry, you will want to share this book with every mom you know.

And I’m not the only one laughing. Here’s a few reviews, straight from Amazon –

“Fantastic! Just the laugh I needed.”“Witty, fun and all too relatable.”“I have not laughed this much since Erma Bombeck…”“You’ll laugh until you cry and then some more.”“Belly laughed all the way through this little gem.”“Tina who?”

Ready to order? Of course you are! And it couldn’t be any easier! (You’re welcome.)

And lastly, I’d like to say THANK YOU for ordering and even more importantly, for actually reading!

If I could make every one of you an ice cold Appletini, you know I would.

Also, if you could pleeease take just a moment and go back to where you bought the book (Amazon, B&N, etc.) and leave a review it would be fabulous and help more than you know. And spread the word! I know you know more people who could use a laugh at a good vaginal lubricant joke. Don’t we all? So feel free to pimp it out. Share the laughter. I promise to hold you close (virtually) and stroke your hair and whisper that you’re my real favorite.