See, the stripper factory cranks out persons to fit one's fantasies, just as the beer volcano belches every alcoholic beverage possible to suite one's tastes. It is heaven, after all.

[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.-Darwin

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I have a question about heaven.... does it have any of the folowing:
1.)a hangover cure that works
2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano
3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games
5.)music

lordpunkmonk wrote:I have a question about heaven.... does it have any of the folowing:1.)a hangover cure that works2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano3.)free cash to get strippers to strip4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games5.)music

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They'll probably issue some sort of token currency just so you can enjoy the concept of sticking bits of paper/plastic in strippers' undergarments, but it will have no real value apart from entertainment value.

We should try designing it. Like the Chinese have Heaven/Hell banknotes, we could have FSM banknotes, only for use in FSM Heaven strip clubs.

St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Panty-Money

Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.

I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country.- Pol Pot

Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement