Princess Charlotte has received better gifts during her first year on Earth than you have in your entire life

Princess Charlotte, who is both a baby and a princess, turns 1 on May 2. Kensington Palace released a list of the gifts that she's received during her first year on this Earth — because what's the point of being a very fancy baby if you're not going to brag about it? — and she's done pretty well for herself. Here's what she's raked in so far:

• President Barack and First Lady Michelle Obama left her a jigsaw puzzle and a stuffed-animal version of their dog, Bo, during their visit last month.

• A book of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales from Prime Minister David Cameron, which, to be perfectly honest, is a very basic baby gift.

• Former Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper gave Charlotte a snowsuit and a book, and also donated $100,000 in her name to the nonprofit Immunize Canada while he was in office. No word yet as to what Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will do to top him.

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Princess Charlotte has received better gifts during her first year on Earth than you have in your entire life

Britain's Princess Charlotte, daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and his wife Catherine, poses for a photograph in this undated photograph taken by her mother, at Anmer Hall in Norfolk, Britain and released on May 1, 2016. HRH The Duchess of Cambridge 2016/Courtesy of Kensington Palace/Handout via REUTERS

Britain's Princess Charlotte, daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and his wife Catherine, poses for a photograph in this undated photograph taken by her mother, at Anmer Hall in Norfolk, Britain and released on May 1, 2016. HRH The Duchess of Cambridge 2016/Courtesy of Kensington Palace/Handout via REUTERS

Britain's Princess Charlotte, daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and his wife Catherine, poses for a photograph in this undated photograph taken by her mother, at Anmer Hall in Norfolk, Britain and released on May 1, 2016. HRH The Duchess of Cambridge 2016/Courtesy of Kensington Palace/Handout via REUTERS

Britain's Princess Charlotte, daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and his wife Catherine, poses for a photograph in this undated photograph taken by her mother, at Anmer Hall in Norfolk, Britain and released on May 1, 2016. HRH The Duchess of Cambridge 2016/Courtesy of Kensington Palace/Handout via REUTERS

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• Silk figurines based on Dream of the Red Chamber from Chinese President Xi Jinping.

• The Australian government and the prime minister of New Zealand went head-to-head in the wool-goods department. The former sent a Tasmanian wool cot blanket, while the latter sent "a selection" of Stansborough wool teddy bears, baby blankets, and booties. Sorry, Australia, try harder next time.

• Charlotte has been gifted more rattles than one baby could possibly know what to do with. Prince Charles, her grandfather, gave her a handwoven willow rattle from Ireland. She also has a silver rattle that was gifted to her from the president of Mexico and his wife. But the most ostentatious of all is an 18-karat white-gold rattle from the Natural Sapphire Company that's decorated with diamonds, rubies, and sapphires. It's estimated to be worth around $45,000, or more than your current salary.

• Aunt Pippa Middleton gave her biodegradable natural diapers "valued around $6." Oh, hmmmm. That does seem like the sort of thing Pippa would do, doesn't it?

Happy Birthday, Princess Charlotte! You're well on your way to KonMari-ing by age 4.

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge with their two children, Prince George and Princess Charlotte, in a photograph taken late October at Kensington Palace in London. (Photo via Chris Jelf/PA Wire)

Handout photo, taken by his mother, the Duchess of Cambridge, of Prince George on his first day at the Westacre Montessori nursery school near Sandringham in Norfolk. (Photo via Duchess of Cambridge/PA Wire)

Handout photo, taken by his mother, the Duchess of Cambridge, of Prince George on his first day at the Westacre Montessori nursery school near Sandringham in Norfolk. (Photo via ​Duchess of Cambridge/PA Wire)

A handout photo released by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge of Princess Charlotte taken by the Duchess at Anmer Hall in Sandringham earlier this month. (Photo by HRH The Duchess of Cambridge via Getty Images)

A handout photo released by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge of Princess Charlotte taken by the Duchess at Anmer Hall in Sandringham earlier this month. (Photo by HRH The Duchess of Cambridge via Getty Images)

A handout photo released by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge of Prince George and Princess Charlotte. The photograph was taken by the Duchess in mid-May at Anmer Hall in Norfolk. (Photo via Duchess of Cambridge/PA Archive)

A handout photo released by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge of Prince George and Princess Charlotte. The photograph was taken by the Duchess in mid-May at Anmer Hall in Norfolk. (Photo via Duchess of Cambridge/PA Archive)

A handout photo released by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge of Prince George and Princess Charlotte. The photograph was taken by the Duchess in mid-May at Anmer Hall in Norfolk. (Photo via Duchess of Cambridge/PA Archive)

Handout photo taken by Michael Middleton, the Duchess's father in early August and supplied by Kensington Palace of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they stand with their son, Prince George in the garden of the Middleton family home in Bucklebury, Berkshire. (Photo via Michael Middleton/PA Archive)