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A centuries-old law comes into play one day mandating that Celestia take a vacation from her duties. Meanwhile, various ponies begin experiencing romantic frustration as Hearts and Hooves Day draws near ·mbulsht

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Luna reread the graffiti, but it came no closer to making sense. “Princest Is Wincest,” it said. It was confusing enough to be offensive; did nopony spell correctly anymore? Perhaps Tia would be able to explain it. ·cleverpun

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Celestia receives yet another letter from her faithful student, Twilight. Except this one doesn't include any lessons about friendship like she was expecting. Only drunk ramblings of a very intoxicated mare. May or not be truthful. ·RainbowBob

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Twilight Sparkle expected parliament to be exciting. Perhaps a foreign dignitary would visit, and some international gaff would require their immediate attention. Perhaps some terrible war was looming on the horizon? ·Crystal Moose

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Twilight Sparkle was vaporized by the Elements of Harmony after attempting to fix Star Swirl the Bearded's failed spell. Distraught with grief, her friends refuse to accept Twilight's fate and turn to necromancy to bring her back. ·Palm Palette

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Celestia has received grave news. The changelings are coming. Now it is up to her to figure out their intentions before it is too late. If she can understand Queen Chrysalis, maybe she can avert the oncoming disaster. ·CDRW

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There were drums in the Everfree, heralding those who hunted. Even here they dared molest, to try and take from her the last and most precious possession she had. That which was written into the very name of the forest itself; her freedom. ·CDRW

Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.

EDIT: Just finished it, and oh god this is looking to be hilarious. Your Drunk!Luna might be just about the best thing ever, and the premise is ridiculous enough to be funny while still remaining vague enough to keep me hooked. Please continue.

PS - one gelds males but spays females, no? (I imagine that along with binge drinking, savage homophobic laws have also fallen by the wayside in the last millenium, but one can never tell with crackfics. Or maybe Luna was just messing with Fluttershy).

"Unfortunately, when somepony is watching you sleep with the intensity that Celestia did, they know exactly when you wake up. “Good morning Luna,” she said in a voice that oozed malice and unpleasant things to come. "I believe you have a letter to write."

Unfortunately, when somepony is watching you sleep with the intensity that Celestia did, they know exactly when you wake up. Pretending to still be unconscious was not an option, so Luna did the next best thing. She emptied the contents of her stomach all over Celestia's hooves.

Pretending to still be unconscious was not an option, so Luna did the next best thing. She emptied the contents of her stomach all over Celestia's hooves."

I'm scared for this. I'm scared for this version of, or this event in said version of, Equestria. What with a psychotic, in denial, crazy unicorn with all of the magical prowess of the Celestial Sisters or pretty damn near close to it, and the fact that Princess Luna has to write a letter to Twilight while in the middle of a hangover... There's not going to be a pretty sight to be had...

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Needless to say... I. LOVE. THIS. FANFIC. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIC FANFICS PERIOD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRINCESSES DON'T POTTY! *Guess the movie reference and get a cookie. *