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Gosling — an actor whose one-word résumé is, currently, “handsome” — was in
the headlines again this week, when he “lashed out” at a photographer who
called his girlfriend “baby”.

In the wake of this outbreak of violence, albeit very handsome violence, CW
would urge caution to any photographers thinking of shouting false
endearments at Gosling’s partner in future. As we all know, the average swan
on the attack can break a man’s arm. Presumably a 1.85m gosling would be
able to kill a man. Beware.