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About Me

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

."Sir, we've got an emergency here.""Yes, LeRoy, what is it? Another toddler failing the sobriety test?""No, sir. It's worse. McKilligan got caught whacking off at the scanner.""Was he on break? You know the union rule.""No, sir. It was on company time.""Well, just damn. It hate to do this, but you you know how it works,LeRoy. When we do anything wrong, we gotta punish ...""Yes, sir. I'll get on the loudspeaker now. Shut down all flights. No one's going anywhere until we rescan everybody in the airport. Looks like another win for the terrorists.""Yup, LeRoy. War is hell. Say, do you like pirate movies?"

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Hey, Mr Fantasy Man, blow some smoke for me.
I'm not working and my UI checks have run out.
I'm signing up for food stamps while my wife begs on the street
but it's all my fault like Zero's always telling me.

Taken for a fool again, I voted for that fraud,
now my car is up on blocks
and my kids go without socks
and my cable's been cut off.
It's a wonder I've not killed someone.

I'm ready to do anything I'm ready for my fate
To parade through Pauper's Gate, do a mass protest ... but wait.
I'll go one better ... vote his Kenyan ass back home.