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hosting reel: the abridged bits

sometimes I don’t remember them at all. I just wake up knowing I had one and then I sort of have an itch that needs to be scratched.

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE

it may be something you haven’t admitted to other people, may be something that’s secretive. it might be something that you’re really struggling with or working on, and most people have a sense of what that is

(you gotta) fight for your right (to make star wars jewelry)

everybody would always play ball here. there’s been a lot of roughhousing on this floor, a lot of blood spilled.””all the good stuff. all the trappings of a hit album.

RECESSIONARY TOUGHNESS: NOTHING TRUMPS BALL

and you don’t find that emasculating?””I didn’t until now.

BUSKING: IF IT DON'T MAKE DOLLARS, IT DON'T MAKE SENSE

I think I walk away with 80 or 90 dollars in change before I walk away with two dollars and a condom.

HAUTE CHOCOLATE: like prada FOR YOUR PALATE

it can be a spiritual experience, it can be a sensual experience, it makes the people in your life happy, and it might even get you laid.