Family Guy Season 7 Episode 1: "Love, Blactually" Quotes

Stewie: Ah, things'll work out for you. Now, come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books. [picks up a book] Ooh! "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!" [Cutaway to Horton the Elephant sitting in a chair reading a book. From another room, we hear a couple arguing] Man: You think it's easy working all day?! Woman: No- Man: You think I like it?! Woman: I don't think it's easy, but, yes, I do think you like it! Man: No, I- yeah, I like being away from you, 'cause I can't stand looking at you! Woman: You- [we hear a blow land. She screams and starts sobbing] Man: Hey, you think I wanna do that?! YOU THINK I WANNA HURT YOU?! Woman: NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY- [we hear another blow land, and another scream, followed by more sobbing] Man: I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU! YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU! Horton: [to himself] I'm sure there's two sides to this.

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Stewie: Ah, things'll work out for you. Now, come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books. [picks up a book] Ooh! "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!" [Cutaway to Horton the Elephant sitting in a chair reading a book. From another room, we hear a couple arguing] Man: You think it's easy working all day?! Woman: No- Man: You think I like it?! Woman: I don't think it's easy, but, yes, I do think you like it! Man: No, I- yeah, I like being away from you, 'cause I can't stand looking at you! Woman: You- [we hear a blow land. She screams and starts sobbing] Man: Hey, you think I wanna do that?! YOU THINK I WANNA HURT YOU?! Woman: NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY- [we hear another blow land, and another scream, followed by more sobbing] Man: I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU! YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU! Horton: [to himself] I'm sure there's two sides to this.