Competitive Eating

While eating dinner last night, I had an epiphany. I do not know what exactly an epiphany is, but I believe it means I had a vision… No, that doesn’t really work either. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I had a great idea last night.

I, John Moors, am going to begin training for competitive eating.

I don’t really have a plan for anything yet, and haven’t even been able to any competitive eating events around this area. If it comes down to me just eating huge amounts of food and competing against someone in another booth who is unaware of my presence, than so be it. I will begin training with goal of entering small competitions and gauging my abilities. From where, who knows?