Cops think the sauerkraut plate will be no challenge at all. One plate, 2 forks. Lots of fingers. Mike scarfs stuff down faster than doughnuts. They're done in plenty of time. Cops, CLUE: Make your way to Haifish Bar. Phil: At the Shark Bar, finish off a glass boot with beer in it.

Can't wait until the brothers joke about the M A G N U M sign at the stadium.

Finally the "edit" cops finish their 1 beer. They discuss lovingly how one ate, and one drank. Smooches.

Cops, Clue: Make your way to Beatles-Platz monument. Phil: They'll run for the Red Light District looking for the Interklub, where the Beatles played. It's the pitstop where the last team to check in may be eliminated.

Jeff: There's no way this is right. Bro, you're killing me. Not right. Cabbie stops. Jeff thinks the cabbie got screwed up by the GPS. Jeff: We would have ended up in Switzerland.

Cops in cab: The Beatles Platz. Woman: Pubs, discos and sex shoppes! They find the club immediately, and Beatles imitators, too. Man: Welcome to Hamburg, Germany. Cops howl. Phil: You guys are Team #1. You are looking more like a wolf everyday. You've each won a Discover gift card, $5,000 each.

Steve/Allie have to drink a beer. Well, Steve had to drink a beer. Allie helps a little. Jet/Cord have 4 goals now. Five! They're off to the Beer-In-Boot joint. Cowboys gloat about how this is their first time ever on a soccer field. (Not sure I'd be bragging about it, though.) Steve finishes and belches.

On foot, Brent/Caite, lost, grab a taxi to get to the football stadium.

Joe/Heidi arrive at their plate of kraut. Music stars. They try to eat fast. Heidi talks about how much she loves sauerkraut. Joe: We wanted to finish in the 1st song. They inhaled it.

Jordeff drive back the way they came, still lost.

Gay babes arrive at Kraut plate. They eat like birds. Come on, NOT A JOKE ABOUT GAG REFLEX. This is officially the worst season of TAR, ever. Meanwhile, Dan/Jordan kick soccer balls. Somehow, the song lasts long enough for Carol/Brandy to finish. Dan/Jordan are done.