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A Twisted Illusion

A newb, not to be confused with "Noob" or N00b", this word only means that this person who plays a game of any sort isn't that good at the game, but would like to become better at this game, not act childish and call everyone else "Noobs".

Someone who could be ranked as a novice in a game such as Halo or Halo 2, would like to become a better player and get a rank of apprentice, or Distinguished, surpassing the rank of a newb.

A Bohab is a fan of GWAR who is really too much of a fan. On the newest album Beyond Hell, they have a song called "The Ultimate Bohab". It explains that a Bohab is someone who "Proudly sports his red GWAR hoody, when he puts it on, it gives him such a woody".

They go on to explain how this person is obsessed with the band, and people only use this person just to get backstage with the band. People do not know/care about this person, only that they got to meet the band. This person is also a loser, zit covered, worthless loser who's acne has a rancid smell.

This term was made up by the band themselves in 1985-86 for the fans who are extreme fans or completely devoted to the band.

This DVD contains 16 of the music videos that were released from the year 1990, all the way through the year 2001.
The music video's on this DVD (In Order from 2001-1990 and order on DVD) are:
1. Immortal Corruptor - 2001
2. Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong = From the movie "It's $leazy - 2000
3. Fucking An Animal = This video was the censored version with farm animal noises replacing obscene words the song contained. - 1999
4. Don't Need A Man = This song was sung by "Slymenstra Hymen". - 1998
5. Penguin Attack - 1997
6. Surf Of Syn - = From the movie "Ragnarok" 1996
7. Meat Sandwhich = From the movie "Ragnarok" - 1996
8. Saddam A Go-Go - 1994
9. Jack The World - 1994
10. The Insidious Sililoquy Of Dr. Mr. Mrs. Prof. Skulhed Face = This was taken from the movie "Skulhed Face". - 1994
11. Have You Seen Me? = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
12. Crack In The Egg = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
13. Gor-Gor = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
14. The Road Behind = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
15. Sick Of You = From The Movie "Live From Antarctica" 1990
16. Cool Place To Park = From the Movie "Live From Antarctica" - 1990

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The DVD also contains extra DVD content such as:

1. Audio Commentary from GWAR on each music video.
2. Outtakes from the Music Video "Immortal Corruptor".
3, Art and Photo Gallery. = Not a slideshow, but a merge of psychodelic colors and artwork with video inside of some of the spaces in between the artwork, shifts from different songs on the DVD as well.
4. Discography. = Announcer names all of the CD's that have songs related to the music videos. Such as "Violence Has Arrived" contains the song "Immortal Corruptor".

As Oderous Urungus explains in the Q&A Video "We don't plan on conquering the world, that's the whole thing. We're going inside the world to escape it from within, Uhh we've gotten sick of going into outer space and escape Earth, it's just not workin' for us. We're gonna infect, corrode, and cancerize the Earth from the inside, rot it, like a damned, infected scrotom, or something." That's directly what he says, word for word.

A superjump is something that was purposely built into Halo2's maps by the Bungie staff that allows a player to exceed major heights after doing a certain glitch, something such as crouching down underneath a wall that allows the player to remain crouched without holding in the left thumbstick.

This trick/glitch/cheat is also completed by landing in a specific spot. The jump doesn't always go as planned. One may experience backfires such as:

Falling through the floor.
Being thrown in a different direction.
Getting stuck in the geometry of the level. IE: Ascension's Overshield railing.

A message board for the upmost Elite hardcore Mortal Kombat Fans. Run by the Administrator, Emperor Sub_Zero, this message board has been around for quite some time.

When it first started, it was a simple gamers.com message board. It then expanded into a website which was taken down and intergrated with the message board due to bandwidth problems. It now has 9 sections for people to post and other misc. things. This message board is what some would call a second home in the MK message board world.

What makes the MK Hideout so strong you may ask? It is because of the hard work and determination that the admin's and moderator's do. Not only are there Admin's and Mod's, but there are also the "Temple Guards." The Temple guards watch out and determine the "Newbs" from the "Noobs".
The hideout also keeps itself strong by making sure that everyone there has a high knowledge of Mortal Kombat.

Some who have been banned from the message board may see this and give it a thumbs down. But do not let that worry you.

Hey, I found this new Mortal Kombat Message Board, its called The Mortal Kombat Hideout.

Emperor Sub_Zero is so cool.

Mkkinglogans is also a cool person at the hideout.

Raiden Bobalay, RageOfScorpion, QuanMan, MadCat, FatalTragedy, Disturbed Fatalist, and MKMaster are definitely some cool members, they are nice and do not feed you bullshit comments about your work.

Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad

2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.

3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity

4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.

A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.