Traveling on Thanksgiving? Get Your TSA Groping Badge on Foursquare.

“Getting your “baggage” handled by the TSA? Yeah, there’s a badge for that” Looks like Foursquare is getting in on the latest TSA criticisms. If you are traveling this Thanksgiving Holiday and use Foursquare, then you can unlock a new badge called the “Baggage Handler” starting today.

To unlock the badge, all you need to do is check in at any airport and include something like “TSA,” “grope” or — my personal favorite — “Don’t touch my junk, bro!” in your shout. The unlock text reads: “Looks like you’ve had your baggage handled. Happy Holidays and have a safe flight!”