Things Every Intern Thinks on the Last Day

You made a lot of mistakes, asked a lot of embarrassing questions, and did a whole lot of work. You’ve come so far since Day 1. Now it’s time to move on.These are just a few of the things that are running through the minds of the interns on the last day:

I wonder if they’ll notice I swiped my office supplies. When is the optimal time to shovel those unused post-it notes and Sharpie highlighters into my bag? I always did love that pencil cup...

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL EMAILING ME? *Delete, delete, delete* Don’t you all know that I barely work here anymore?

Can I watch Netflix now? There aren’t any new projects to tackle. I’ve been refreshing LinkedIn every ten minutes and the top pins on Pinterest are looking familiar.

Wait! I never _____. Tried the pinball machine/Used the break room Keurig/Found out where that back staircase goes!