GIANTS WIN, NFC PLAYOFFS NOW LESS SEXY

The New York Football Giants defeated the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 24-14 in the NFC Wild Card playoff game today. So, not only don't we get to see the lovely cheerleaders from Tampa Bay until next season, but this may be my last opportunity this year to post a pic of Jeff Garcia's lovely wife. Unless the lovely couple is in the news again this year. Or unless I want to.

The Chief will expertly dissect all the playoff games tomorrow morning in the Monday Suck-Off, including the victory of his beloved Seahawks. I'm going to more thoroughly investigate the career of lovely Carmela. -KD

Big Blew! Fuckinqueers had no shot. Next up, the Cowgirls. I’m counting on Jessica and her pink Tony Homo jersey to doom the Girls’ season.

By: ShadowStar

01.07.2008 @ 4:46 PM

My only regret of loving the Giants so much is that I have to sit through a game where Tony Homo’s dick accessory is shown cheering for him once every three minutes, as if to remind the viewers that he’s fucking her while Elisha’s in the locker room jerking off in a stall.

Although I’m pretty sure that Eli’s sudden lack of Shockey-up-the-ass has caused him to become so good that he might lead Big Blew to victory. Mostly because Homo’ll be staring at Blonde McTitty all game and miss passes like a motherfucker.