British rapper joins BlackBerry haters with crappy music video

It's now full on smartphone warfare as British rapper GT Solo has recently published a song called “BB is Dead”, which 'disses' the BlackBerry’s camera, GPS, internet browsing, app selection, and obsession with BBM. Others mentioned (briefly) are Android, Nokia, Motorola, and LG. Who knew that fanboy music videos would also be used to slander a product. Is Apple now resorting to the lowest common denominator to handle their dirty work? Let the conspiracy theories sound off!

I don't see apple hiring this top of the line number 1 artist *caugh* for the soul reason of "dissing" apple.
Maybe he has no friends to BBM? Maybe he doesn't know how to work with a BB? Maybe he wants to be related to apple seeing they have simmilar quality?
Ah well, all he did was make a useless point, he can make the same clip about apple seeing he has a fruit fetish...

I don't see apple hiring this top of the line number 1 artist *caugh* for the soul reason of "dissing" apple.
Maybe he has no friends to BBM? Maybe he doesn't know how to work with a BB? Maybe he wants to be related to apple seeing they have simmilar quality?
Ah well, all he did was make a useless point, he can make the same clip about apple seeing he has a fruit fetish...

Big respect for this famous platinum selling artist!
*cut back to real life*
Okay, the dude had 3 lines and made a song, whoopy!
Love the dummy phones he uses.
I might have some ideas for his next song.
Next to the "Ping me baby one more time" I think "My rapcareer is dead, I'm packing fish instead" or the painful "I preform lousy in bed, so thats why the misses fled" or the classic "Ping ping baby" together with "I can see clearly now my bill is high" but if you wanna mess with somebody we got Rick Ashley "Never gonna pick you up"

Ah well, coming from a guy that has all his friends in his video, he could do with a Nokia 3310.

This just in!
British media tell BBOS reporter Cookie, that Blackberry sales have been tripled after the release of GT Solo(w)'s latest hit single "BB is dead"
Studies and a survey under the complete British populations show nobody wants to be associated with this rapper.
"Blackberry is a way to distance yourself from lousy, monotone and cheap music like this" John from London said.
Richard, a sales employee from a leading telecom store told us that "iPhone sales took a nosedive" after the release of this single.
Rumours have it that Steve Jacobs him self wrote a letter to GT Solo(w) asking him to stop using the term iPhone in his single, and adding that "iPhone and Apple do not wish to die due to the negative nature of this song" After contacting Apple,their PR office told us that they would "consider making a new rap song" Sources tell us that Rappers 50 Pence , Dr Pepper, Snoopy Doggy and The Notorious RIM were contacted by Apple.

Our reporter from Wall street told us that Apple stocks went from $1746,43 each to a staggering $1,99 for a sixpack.