Welcome to The Simpsons Archive's episode guide. Episodes are grouped by season and sorted in
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Homer attends a nuclear power convention with Lenny and Carl, but when he returns
separately and stops eating pork chops and drinking beer, Lisa thinks that he has
been brainwashed by terrorists who want him to destroy the nuclear plant

An opening credits segment by Guillermo del Toro that pays tribute to famous characters from horror films

"Oh, the Places You'll D'oh" - Homer is "The Fat in the Hat"

"Dead and Shoulders" - when Mr. Burns gets into an accident, his head needs to be attached to another body - Homer'sno, wait, that was Treehouse of Horror II
when Fry gets into an accident, his head needs to be attached to another body - Amy'sno, wait, that was a Futurama episode
when Bart gets into an accident, his head needs to be attached to another body - Lisa's

"Freaks no Geeks" - in a story set in the 1930s, Mr. Burns runs a circus where Moe the circus freak has
eyes on Marge the trapeze artist, much to the dismay of Homer the strongman

A death in Springfield leads four characters to look back at moments they now regret;
Homer selling stock to buy a bowling ball, Marge for listening to too much Kiss music while
pregnant with Bart, Mr. Burns breaking up with a French woman, and Kent Brockman not following
Rachel Maddow from local news to cable

Homer, with a little help from his childhood pen-pal and his "You Only Live Once" lifestyle,
tries to finish the "to do" list he created when he was ten years old; after a cheating scandal
by Springfield Elementary is exposed, Lisa creates an honor code for the school

Bart becomes a model student when Principal Skinner offers a ride in a submarine as a
reward to the best behaved kids, but when Skinner leaves Bart behind, Bart gets even;
Krusty sells the rights to create foreign Krusty shows (for a 75% cut), only to
find out that the other Krustys are doing better than he is

Global warming means it is not snowing anywhere in the USA - except for Springfield, where
a combination of radioactive steam from the nuclear plant and soot from the tire fire cause it to
snow, resulting in the town being overridden with tourists, but when a combination of too many
tourists and too much price gouging means there isn't any money for Christmas, Marge decides
to take in some boarders

Homer's problems with movie theaters lead him to start downloading current movies illegally
so he can watch them at home, but when Marge sends a check to Hollywood to pay for watching a
movie Homer pirated and she watched, the FBI arrest Homer

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson and
Kumiko Nakamura, a Japanese woman working on an autobiographical manga comic...provided
Kumiko's father doesn't drag her back to Japan first

Mr. Burns's Christmas gift to his employees is glasses that Burns uses to spy on them, but when Homer gives
his to Marge and discovers Burns's viewing monitors, he sees Marge in therapy; when Bart refuses to give
Nelson a valentine for Valentine's Day, Nelson responds that Bart needs to come up with something
spectacular for him...or else
This episode may also have been listed here as "I Only Have My Eyes For You"

Grampa, Jasper, and Crazy Old Man move in with the Simpsons, causing Homer to take to the elderly lifestyle;
when Bart stands up for Nelson after he's caught wearing his mother's underpants, Bart becomes an honorary
bully, only to end up taking the fall at a gathering of bullies when their leader is hit by a slingshot

Homer buys a painting from the van Houtens for $20 that turns out to be worth $100,000,
but when Homer tries to sell the painting and not give the van Houtens anything, it
splits the town - and, when Kirk's old girlfriend from when he was separated shows
up to claim that it's hers, it splits Kirk and Luann as well

When Lisa's speech about how Homer is hero in part because he gave her a red card when she
took a dive in a soccer game (in "Marge Gamer") inspires the World Cup organizers to hire
Homer as a referee because the existing referees are too corrupt, "The Simpsons are going to..."
Brazil, but when Homer discovers the truth about why Lisa chose Homer as her hero, can Homer
resist the temptation of accepting a bribe to throw the World Cup Final?

Lisa thinks she can change a boy in training to be a competitive eater, but all Marge
sees is Lisa marrying "someone like Homer"; when Bart hides Snake from the police, Snake
rewards Bart with stolen gifts - at least until one of them happens to be stolen
from Milhouse, who turns Snake in

Days of Future Future (#SABF13/SI-2513)

13 Apr 2014

Homer dies, but Professor Frink manages to replace him with a clone...and another...and
another...which leads to the future of "Future-Drama", where Homer ends up as
a screen saver, Milhouse turns into a zombie (and his wife, Lisa, seems to like
him better that way), and Bart still has ex-wife problems

Bart's attempt to use a voodoo doll on his art teacher gets her pregnant, and soon Bart is wanted
by couples trying to have a baby - including Fat Tony, who wants to get his filly impregnated
by a champion horse he "borrowed"

Bart sees Nelson beat up front-runner Milhouse during the annual Springfield Elementary
Last Day of School Race Around the School and ends up winning, but can't bring himself
to tell anyone what happened; Homer tries to restore the town's annual July 4 fireworks
show when it is cancelled due to budget cuts

NOTE: All titles and synopses for episodes in development are subject
to later modification.