All right, I know I’ve gotten your attention by selling the story like a cheap, cheap whore. So let me be clear:

1.) Gerard Butler is naked in the Philadelphia area today.

2.) Gerard Butler is a kind man who brings a masseuse on set for the tired and sore crew members.

Butler stars in Law Abiding Citizen, the F. Gary Gray movie that has been filming all over Philadelphia in the past two months, with co-star Jamie Foxx.

Today Butler is filming nude scenes on a closed set in New Hope, Pa. Though the movie has also filmed at prisons in the Northeast and Delaware County, Butler’s nudity is not for a dropping-of-the-soap prison scene. Our source said that the nudity in question is for a scene in which police break into Butler’s character’s home.

Our confidential informant has yet to answer whether or not Butler is still in “300” shape, or tell us any other naked truths. Our informant is a very, very straight man. Which is annoying in this situation.

As for the massages, Butler personally paid for a masseuse to come on set last week so that the exhausted crew, which has been working days and nights, could relax a bit.

Butler is the Scottish actor best known for his role of King Leonidas in 300 and also starred in Phantom of the Opera and that Hilary Swank chick flick P.S. I Love You (P.S. It’s horrible. But we won’t hold that one against him.).