Well, I would have thought it was obvious. Two people unable to contain their desires had an illicit liason. A liason that an unforgiving society would not accept, and you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit.
-Rimmer

24777

Holly:

And the moral of the story is , appreciate what you've got because basically I'm fantastic.
-Holly

24776

Lister:

lister: as soon as I step out of that door I get enough volts up my jacksy to light up the whole of boogle
rimmer: well considering what the future has instore for your jacksy a few million volts will be nothing
-Lister

Rimmer, can't you see that the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of nongripness. I'm completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up!
-Lister

24773

Rimmer/Kryten:

Rimmer- "What is there that one could possibly loathe about me?"
Kryten- "Would you like a list sir?
-Rimmer/Kryten

24772

Rimmer/Kryten:

Rimmer- "Step up to red alert."
Kryten- "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
-Rimmer/Kryten

24771

Kryten:

*holding up a tampon* Go ahead try it on I want to see what it looks like!
-Kryten

24770

Rimmer:

Smeg off dog-food-face!
-Rimmer

24769

lister:

Im going out the same way I came in, screaming and kicking
-lister

24768

Kryten:

Yes, sir I am a robot
-Kryten

24767

Rimmer:

So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?
-Rimmer

24766

Rimmer:

When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner.
-Rimmer

24765

Rimmer/Lister:

Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans."
Lister: "I know. For one morning."
Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more."
Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number!
-Rimmer/Lister

24764

Cat:

Do you realize that with all this rescue stuff, I haven't had time to perm my leg hairs!
-Cat

24763

Rimmer:

Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy."
Steps up to the bar.
Rimmer: "Dry white wine and Perrier, please ."