Because sometimes guys say some weird-ass shit

Do you have A.D.D ?

Not really sure what to say about this one. It’s not that he said anything wrong… but I think he tried way to hard. It is another funny one though.

Congratulations, you came up on my search page!!!!! I know right, you’ve been waiting for it! You can call everyone, let them know. Tell your friends about it. I mean, what are the chances?

Ok, so I like to laugh and make everything into a sarcastic joke. It happens, right.

Now. I could write a resume. Tell you all about me. Like I am applying for the position of the guy you are going to hang out with on such and such Friday, or whatever. But that would be boring and dull. I might fall asleep doing that.

Wait, I could list out interrogation questions! Ask you things like what you do for fun? or maybe something really deep… something like. “So if you actually were a piece of hard candy, what flavor would you be?” You’d swoon, realizing that I care about that and thus ‘where you’re coming from’. You’d get “all a flush” at my wit, right?

Oh, I know, I could just delete all of this and type “Hey. Saw your profile. Ur cute! hit me back and we can chat” That would probably work best. I mean, that’s what everyone does right? So it MUST work! Shouldn’t it?

How about instead, I do this. I am intrigued by your profile, and think it could be worthwhile to find out more about you. You know, talk, and answer those age old questions, like:

“Is she a total basket case in hiding?”

“Will I fall asleep sitting next to her when we hang out?” and don’t forget…

“Is she just a guy with fake pictures, pretending to be a girl?!?!?”

So lets interact! Sound good? Glad to hear it! Lets get creative… WE’RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!! So where are we going and why?