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Credits goes to Dark Jeto for original idea, and also HumbleDaedricServant, Ottoman Hold, Anbeegod for the continuation of the prequel, Anbeegod for the starting of the sequel, and Ottoman Hold, The Beautiful Princess Ashley, Master of the Night, GlowingSans, The Crusader of Truth, and The Cat Master for the continuation of the series.

The last season left off with:
As Nazeem sung the theme of MGS3 Snake Eater and then Boehemian Rhapsody, the cyborgs and men and mer alike decided to join in and head-bob.

But nobody knew that the MG unit could be operated WITHOUT the 'firing pin'. Being a Fail-deadlyAI-controlledwalking tank, Coldman activates Peace Walker's data uplink, convincing NORAD that the America would be hit by a Soviet nuclear strike, which would in turn prompt a start to WW3 when the US strikes back . Snake contacts NORAD, and tries to convince them to stand down, but senior members of the armed forces refuse and plan to retaliate

This Jon however had the intellectual capacity of a skeever, and was in no fighting condition. Out of pity, Cyberzeem used his shoulder-mounted cannon to blast Jon into oblivion with a small missile. After which he looked at Thanos, laughing "What else you got ?"

For his crimes, Cyber-Nazeem wasn't given a fair trial and was sent straight to the chopping block, with Thanos personally giving him his last rites. Whilst commending his soul to Aetherius, the roars of Naaslaarum and Voslaarum could be heard just over the mountains...

Shockingly, Cyberzeem had already mantled Jyggalag by downloading his neural mainframe into his consciousness whilst Sheogorath underwent the transformation. Using this power, Cyberzeem (now Jyggalag) deleted the madgod from the Universe... permanently.

But then Meowthra was attracted by the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon being used, along with the Cloak of Ban-Dyaid, the Infynite Abyzz of Nothingnezz, the Fleece Crested Sceptre of Q-Teep, the Orb of Teeteeleez, the Polish Remover of Nyail, the Invisible Sword of Ezact Xero, and rampaged through Tamriel.

He invited Nazeem to the meal, without telling his guest that the ingredients had been spiked with sedatives.. "For NOTHING in the world can beat two cheeseburgers with SECRET sauce. And with THIS .45 Lafite...ah, a CLASSIC pairing. And might I suggest Twinkies, and a '37-era Chteau d'Yquem for dessert?"

Having been in this situation already many times before, Nazeem offered no resistance. As Molag thrust his hips back and forth, panting heavily, Nazeem uses the back of his right hand to wipe the beads of sweat off of his forehead, exclaiming... "Yeah, just like that"

Shortly after which Lady Syl could feel her stomach rumbling and had to go, urgently. With no restroom around, without hesitation she lifts her gown and excretes the cheese to which she just ate. The fresh brownie on the ground screams "The Cloud district will rise again!!!"

The madgod turned the missile into pixie dust, but not before the men and women of New Sheoth all ascended to the cloud district. The once lively and bustling streets of Mania and Dementia was now but a ghost town, leaving Sheogorath... forever alone. Sadface emoji

Knowing he wouldn't win, he gave up. And so Nazeem, now a loner as well, walked through the ghost town of Bliss, up to Sheogorath's palace to share drinks, stories, and reminisce of the good times with the madgod.

""You, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius are far too hard on yourself. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To DIE for!"

Knowing that Sheogorath intended to anaesthetize him and have Molag-Hircine forcefully impregnate him, Nazeem ran out the doors of Sheo palace screaming at the top of his lungs. But the madgod locked the doors leading to either Crucible or Bliss.

"Now honestly," said the madgod, "how much time off could a demended Daedra really need? So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to leave. That's right. I'm done. Holiday... complete. Time to return to the hum drum¹ day-to-day. And as for YOU... well, you have to find your own way out. Good luck with that."

but then the space was ripped open, dragging Nazeem into a pit of dispair, the world returned to mostly right, as he is sleeping in his actual bed in his proper house. as he wanders down stairs, he looks outside to see his fields on fire.

Sheogarath intended to, once again, screw with him. He was left in the Pelagius Wing and told to find his way out of the madgod's mind with the Wabbajack. But due to his mental condition, he could not for the life of anybody figure any of the three puzzle solutions.

This was because Vex caught him red-handed peeping on her while she skinny dipped in Lake Honrich. She used Command Animal to seize control of them, so they ripped his limbs, making them explode a second time. Later she advanced on him, intending to remove his 'most valuable asset'

Vex, advancing toward Nazeem, dagger in hand, was stopped in her tracks by Ysolda. "Letit go, Vex. He couldn't please a fly with his small asset. Believe me, we've seen it.", she says. The two, giggling like children, Vex sheathes her dagger and walks away.

Nazeem's business has generated next to no revenue and was ultimately a failure, leaving him with no choice but to shut it down. He is now a penniless beggar, lying in the sand with but a loincloth, his new catchphrase is...

Believing that he had truly lost his mind, Sheogorath once again reached out to Nazeem. As a rich man turned beggar, Sheo saw him as the perfect candidate as the new Duke of Mania. Upon speaking to Nazeem via a small portal, he invited him for some "Tea", to which Nazeem responded...

Knowing he wouldn't fall for that trick again, Sheogorath himself seduced Nazeem by shape-shifting himself into Ahlam, and wearing black lingerie. She emerges from the small portal and extends her right hand toward Nazeem, telling him...

And so thereafter, Nazeem took 'Ahlam' by the hand and walked with her to the portal to New Sheoth. Just a few inches away from entering, he hears Olfina's voice crying out, "Nazeem stop! She's not who you think it is". But before he could act, Sheogorath pulls him in and closes the portal forever...

This now meant that Shivering Isles truly became shivering, as it was terraformed into an icy wasteland covered in Order Crystals, Knights of order, and Molag's minions. Meanwhile, Nazeem was transported directly in front of the Gatekeeper... with no clothes on.

Hoping to assess Nazeem's mental fortitude, Sheogorath himself supervised the trials. The first trial involved releasing a gas which gave the illusion that Nazeem was being chased by a 15ft tall Gnarl. Nazeem responded to the gnarl by...

Being rejected by the girl he truly likes: Carlotta Valentia. Gassed once again, he now finds himself seemingly in the Whiterun marketplace asking her out, to which she shouts NO to him. His initial reaction...

Still desiring Carlotta for himself, Nazeem cured himself and returned to Whiterun just in time for her release from jail. Stealing Ysolda's wedding ring, he presented it to Carlotta as she was released and asked her to marry him. Her response was...

But Serana was dead already, so yet another temporal shift occurred, this time causing Nazeem to teleport to the top of Meridia's Temple, where he stood floating in the air for days as he waited for a cutscene.

M'aiq fed up with hearing that quote, cast a spell on Nazeem so that whenever he so much as utters 'Cloud' ever again his mammoth tusk would shrink by an inch. The cat then runs off into the distance at mach 12.

Seeing no other option, Nazeem reluctantly struck a deal with the madgod. Sheogorath promised to restore Nazeem's tusk to 12 inches and lift the curse. But in exchange, Nazeem had to give Sheogorath...

When M'aiq himself appeared from the mist, approached the brain bug and took Nazeem's soul, storing it in a Black Soul Gem. He then brought the soul gem back to Sheogorath, for him to do with as he pleased...

Nightmarezeem, Confidence-Angerzeem, and Atronachzeem all swarmed Sheo whilst he sat at the dinner table, slaying him, and breaking free from their dream prison. Using the Madgod's power, they ascended and became the new trinity.

With Nazeem's poor leadership, the spaghetti nation was soon conquered and the spaghetti split between the others, but the leaders found the oddball Nazeem and gathered 'round to decide what to do with him...

In accordance to their customs, the new Spaghetti nation leaders agreed that a quick death was an appropriate response for Nazeem's failures. Before they could carry out the execution, suddenly someone visited the convention, and offered to take Nazeem into their care. This person was...

Suddenly a giant portal to the Shivering Isles opened once again right in the middle of the convention, and out comes the godly voice of Sheogorath, saying, "Come home little mortal, I promise we won't hurt you this time... much." Nazeem, terrified, doesn't know what to do...

In the end, the gods offered Nazeem no safety, and he was sent back to Nirn. Now back at Whiterun, the skies darken, the clouds stirring, thunder clashing, the Madgod's voice is heard once more, he says...

Following that, the Madgod asks Nazeem if he's ready to start his new job as Duke of Mania. But before Nazeem can respond he is instantly teleported to Thadon's Throne room. Sheo explains that he now holds the title of Duke, and that his first duty is to....

Using this new weapon, named 'Cloudshatter', Nazeem fought valiantly against Miraak and plunged his new sword into his heart. Upon his death, a giant tentacle explosion was released from Miraak's body, which had a strange effect on Nazeem, causing him to...

Given Crucible was a ghost town, Nazeem chose Luka, as singing was a form of Tonal Magic. With this, she could use music to bring new town residents into existence. So standing atop the highest point of Crucible, she began playing her favourite song, but what appeared weren't people, but were instead...

But by the time Catzeem returned to Crucible to visit Megurine, she had already gone back to her Anime Universe. Once again, Sheogorath could be heard laughing his head off at Nazeem all the way from his Throne room..