How fast can you eat a 72 ounce steak? Can you even eat a whole one? Molly Schuyler absolutely destroyed the previous 6 minute 48 second record for finishing a 72 ounce steak at Sayler’s in Portland, OR. An absolutely incredible feat of gurgitation. Just amazing. Full unedited video below:

Keep those hot dogs from smelling up your fridge or spilling their juice all over with a Hot Dog Fresh Pod. Holds ten hot dogs and since it looks like a batch of franks complete with some nice looking grill marks on it, you’ll always know what’s inside it, unlike some of those …

You’re no piece of meat, but you’ve got beef- on your arm. Get some prime cuts inked onto your body, temporarily with Meat Temporary Tattoos. You get 17 of the finest cuts of beef and swine to proudly display. Perhaps you’re not ready for a real permanent tattoo of meat- so go ahead …

The bacon was hung from the chimney with care. The holiday season is coming and that can mean one and only one thing: B.A.C.O.N. Whether you’re makin’ bacon or fakin’ makin’ bacon for the takin’, what’s shakin’ is the Bacon Stocking. You know you want bacon for Christmas, so why not drop a …

Bacon, is there anything you can’t make better? No. Get your meat loving ass into some meaty formal wear with a Bacon Tie. Unlike wearing a real bacon tie (and we’ve all tried that at least once or twice, right?) this one won’t go rancid or get grease all over your suit. That’s …