God Breaks Promise: Floods Nations

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Hey, Hey Senior Dude....God>>>

It's Me, Me, Me...again.

Today, God, I would like to discuss what happened back in the day, 5000 years ago, when Youcovered the planet with a blanket of water, and took a few million people out, in the process. From what I understand, archaeologists have just recently started digging out the remains of Noah's Ark, from beneath snow and volcanic debris on Turkey's Mount Ararat...

I bet 'You' and 'Your' buddy, the 'Angel of the Bottomless Pit', (Rev. 9:11), still get a good chuckle over 'Your' pranks. I simply wonder which one of 'You' two came up with these escapades? Not unlike a couple of young hooligans, the two of 'You' and 'Your' crazy antics. Full of mischief and shenanigans, when there's nobody around to catch 'You' and the 'Power of Darkness'in the act.

Didn't have too much supervision there, did 'Ya', eh 'He That By Wisdom Made the Heavens'? Or was this all done when "They" weren't looking?

Boxing Day Tsunami (2004)

Christmas celebrations were cut short back in 2004 when the Indian Ocean was struck by an undersea megathrust earthquake. The earthquake caused a horrifying domino effect of tsunamis, affecting 14 countries including Indonesia, Sri Lanka, India and Thailand. It had a magnitude of between 9.1 and 9.3. Over 230,000 people were killed across 14 countries.

Today's Headlines Read:

Things down here are looking bleak, indeed. And so many here have grown dark. What seemed fine and dandy to us before, now appears to be failing us miserably. As for the flowers, they're withering. And the days are becoming unbearably hotter, all over the 'You'- damn planet.

Although, I must admit, 'Your' latest cruel joke was quite a doozy.

Another flood of course...

Not too original.... I'm certain that one was done before. But on Christmas Day of all things!! That was just blatantly wrong. Hundreds of thousands of people were killed. Was that intentional?

Don't Ever Turn Your Back On the Ocean.

Don't ever turn your back on the ocean.

GOD Breaks Promise; Floods Nations

As I recall, wasn't there some sort of a 'rainbow promise'? Something about no more floods... Changed 'Your' mind, did 'Ya'? Is that even allowed? I can see the headlines already...

"GOD BREAKS PROMISE; FLOODS NATIONS"

Bad publicity, 'Senior Dude', if 'You' ask me. Especially since 'You' already have so many doubters down here already.

I think a big TIME-OUT is in order for 'Your Holiness.'That 'Sir', is something that's been coming for quite some time now.

Ya think!!!

That would give us little people a chance to clean up 'Your' mess, And salvage what's left of our meek little planet... before it's too late for that too.

P.S.

Can 'Ya' please lighten up on the mass destructive storms that are bombarding us down here? We are not the enemy. We do come in peace!

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