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Which would be...what.. 290? please post a pic of your lard ass on the scale before we start this thing.

But I am SURE I lost weight over the holiday (but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale). I have been a bit sick for the past week. I think I had a light flu, and then it went into my chest, and Im jsut now getting over it.. As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing, Had to get up and leave the table and go home I have very little experience with shitty pants, unlike some of you, so it was rather interesting trying to explaiin to 13 people that I suddenly had to leave, and then of course trying to drive home without actually sitting in the seat. lovely

As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing

You sharted! That's what you get for passing gas at the Sangivi Table.

How dreadful, even if it is a bit funny. I feel for you :/

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

But I am SURE I lost weight over the holiday (but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale). I have been a bit sick for the past week. I think I had a light flu, and then it went into my chest, and Im jsut now getting over it.. As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing, Had to get up and leave the table and go home I have very little experience with shitty pants, unlike some of you, so it was rather interesting trying to explaiin to 13 people that I suddenly had to leave, and then of course trying to drive home without actually sitting in the seat. lovely

That's awful Wumpy. But somehow, as much as I hate to say it, I think you would be rich if you sold the movie rights. I hope you're feeling better.

Seroconverted: Early 80sTested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. Last regimen: Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky )Past regimensFun stuff (in the past): HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

I've gained 4 pounds. Btw, I sharted, too. But, this happened Friday, after eating at a Chinese restaurant. I haven't sharted in a long time. I was forcing a fart, and a little came out. Luckily, it stayed within my butt cheeks and I was able to go on with our shopping.

No one here has sharted to the degree and eloquence of dear Joe, who used the thick rubber bands around broccoli in the grocery store to stem the tide of pop from exiting his jeans.

That's hardcore.

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"Many people, especially in the gay community, turn to oral sex as a safer alternative in the age of AIDS. And with HIV rates rising, people need to remember that oral sex is safer sex. It's a reasonable alternative."

My friend Ron is a chronic sharter , so much so he carries extra clothes in the car . He once asked me to get a bag out of his car and put the clothes in the washer for him , this is the day I learned is a chronic sharter .

I got him back . I waited till he was taking a nap in his comfy chair and I went and got about 8 of those bite size baby ruth bars , chewed them up and packed my ass crack with em and woke him up and shot him the moon from about a foot away . It didn't end well because he hurt his back climbing over the back of his lazy boy recliner trying to get away . I seriously don't know why I'm willing to share stories like this , it just doesn't seem right on so many levels . His elderly sister asked me during thanksgiving if I really did that to Ron and I reluctantly told her yes , she leaned over and whispered to me to never drive his car because he craps in the seat all the time .

My friend Ron is a chronic sharter , so much so he carries extra clothes in the car . He once asked me to get a bag out of his car and put the clothes in the washer for him , this is the day I learned is a chronic sharter .

I got him back . I waited till he was taking a nap in his comfy chair and I went and got about 8 of those bite size baby ruth bars , chewed them up and packed my ass crack with em and woke him up and shot him the moon from about a foot away . It didn't end well because he hurt his back climbing over the back of his lazy boy recliner trying to get away . I seriously don't know why I'm willing to share stories like this , it just doesn't seem right on so many levels . His elderly sister asked me during thanksgiving if I really did that to Ron and I reluctantly told her yes , she leaned over and whispered to me to never drive his car because he craps in the seat all the time .

You, Sir, are a sick, sick man................ Remind me to stay on your good side!!

"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

But I am SURE I lost weight over the holiday (but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale).

How convenient.

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I have been a bit sick for the past week. I think I had a light flu, and then it went into my chest, and Im jsut now getting over it.

The "flu" diet? Wow, you'll do anything to lose weight.

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As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing, Had to get up and leave the table and go home

It will make for a memorable Thanksgiving, no?

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I have very little experience with shitty pants, unlike some of you, so it was rather interesting trying to explaiin to 13 people that I suddenly had to leave, and then of course trying to drive home without actually sitting in the seat. lovely

I'm sure that some of our fellow forum members who used to take (or still take) med combos including Norvir can share their knowledge about how to drive without actually sitting in the seat.

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"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." - Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

... I waited till he was taking a nap in his comfy chair and I went and got about 8 of those bite size baby ruth bars , chewed them up and packed my ass crack with em and woke him up and shot him the moon from about a foot away . It didn't end well because he hurt his back climbing over the back of his lazy boy recliner trying to get away . I seriously don't know why I'm willing to share stories like this , it just doesn't seem right on so many levels .

You are not right. That's what we love about you.

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His elderly sister asked me during thanksgiving if I really did that to Ron and I reluctantly told her yes , she leaned over and whispered to me to never drive his car because he craps in the seat all the time .

Ugh. I don't even know what to say about this.

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"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." - Butch Hancock, Musician, The Flatlanders

I'm not exactly a germaphobe but since I know what meds can do to the intestines and that the world is full of sharters I'm a bit squeamish of public upholstered furniture , though its not logical , even more so if its old and ratty looking . I will stand thank you .