A Robot That's Designed To Give Blowjobs

Arlan Robotic Services has created the 'first robotic droid sex toy capable of recreating intimate human oral interaction'. What a time to be alive.

The crowdfunder indiegogo currently stands at £5,907 and is hoping to reach £12,500. If you want to get your mitts on one, you'll need to handover £95 plus shipping to receive one of the three droid head models.The project is currently being crowdfunded, but the creators had this to say about the robot: "The robot looks, smells, feels and moves like a real human in the room with you.

"You can't actually see the robots face so someone can match the clothes, hairstyle and perfume of anyone they choose to, like a celebrity or the person in the office and virtually have an intimate experience with them whenever they like." Person in the office? Not sure about that.

And if you're slightly worried about one of your mates coming to yours and seeing your sex robot, don't worry, Arlan has you covered. When not in use the robot converts into this metal structure and you can keep the head inside this cushion.

The description states: "The heads ship inside a cushion for discretion where they can be safely stored away and come complete with a mounting bracket to attach to a table for hands-free use. The head is usable as a stand-alone product and can function very well when just operated by hand." Wonderful.