Celebrity Astrology ProfileforGilda Radner

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.

Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.

Four or more planets in Air signsYOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

Essentially, you're a good person and you need to deal with some of your family and emotional issues. Your hugs are world class and your snuggles are second to none. You're naturally inclined to be touchy about some, but not all, of your relatives. Work on your family tree, try to make some sense of it all.

You have your moods and they strongly resonate to at least 5 cycles. You have a synodic month (moon) cycle of 29 days, 12 hours, 44 minutes and 2.8 seconds or 29.5306 days, a Mentonic cycle of 19.61 years (named after Menton, the Greek astronomer), the saros (eclipse) cycle of 6585.23 days or 18 years, 11 days, a shorter cycle of approximately two and one half days, and a daily cycle of 6 hours 12 and 1/2 minutes.

TIP: To make the most of these cycles, establish goals with corresponding deadlines.

You're not necessarily the most direct individual. Because you prefer to withdraw from trouble, you need to watch out for passive aggression. You can get yourself into hot water without knowing it. However, your security is something you're always aware of. Usually it's a top priority. You are definitely strong and protective of your turf.

TIP: Find out more about the goddess religions of antiquity and of today.

Your emotional life is not as sticky as some people. You're self conscious, and prefer to be rational rather than cloying. You're verbal and like to talk things out. You have good mental reflexes. You can be easily bored.

Under stress you can get chatty and restless and jump from subject to subject, sometimes incoherently to others. To cut back on stress and find emotional satisfaction you need a variety of intellectual pursuits.

You are flirtatious, love word play and can be turned on with whispers. You like to talk about sex.

Travel can be encouraging and a short trip is usually welcome. A traditional domestic life may not be for you. The bottom line is that you're restless and need change and communication. Find the right balance between your emotions and your logic.

MERCURY in your chart -- your "mercurial" character:

Mercury in LeoDRAMATIC CONCEPTS.NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

People can come to count upon your sunny disposition and your fiery temper. Speak from the heart and all will be well in your world.

Social pleasures, games and entertainment matter to you. It is also important that you get regular supplies of loyalty, attention and devotion. You appreciate lavish parties, good times and romantic encounters in front of a warm fireplace.

Tidy is a word that may come to mind when thinking of you. You pay great attention to detail and exhibit emotional control. You can be calculating, critical and methodical. To make at least part of your life right you need an arena for excellence.

Capitalize on your poise, hospitality and sense of justice. With the right partner you can do anything. Work with people you can rely upon. Also, learn to count more upon yourself. You can do big things with your charm and sincerity.

SATURN in your chart -- your "saturnian" self:

Saturn in CancerEMOTIONAL DECISIONS.NOTE: THIS POSITION REQUIRES EXTRA MAINTENANCE.

You can learn to get close without getting clingy. Develop inner security and you earn the right to love. Keep your body moving. Enjoy regular physical activity. Remember that not all digestive problems are from what you eat, sometimes it's what's eating you.

You get a 7-year itch to free yourself from limited and limiting forms of communication. You can find silence unsettling. When you're restless, which can be extreme and often, feed your head new and innovative information. It is likely that you experience some flashes of genius.

It is probably a good idea for you to steer clear of people heavily involved with alcohol and religious fanaticism. For at least 5 minutes a day for 5 weeks focus your mind exclusively on the meanings of this statement, "All observation tends to be self observation."

PLUTO in your chart -- your "plutonian" tendencies:

Pluto in LeoDRAMATIC CLEANSING.DEMONSTRATES TRANSFORMATIONS.NOTE: THIS POSITION CONFERS EXTRA POWER.

You're here to find yourself, be yourself and express yourself. The hell of it is that jealousy and power struggles are issues you must squarely face. Jealousy is not necessarily a trait of yours. However, you'll have to deal with the jealousy of your peers and in business.