Boredom is a awful thing, Miss Mundane but I advise you to not get too bent out of shape out of the fact I don't have a playground. I'm... not the most blessed with a story that is written down, so you have to guess at things. Not all places take the likes of me.

Besides, you've played me for seven years, you know this is a lean-time. You write me better face to face with another playmate anyway. I know doing nothing sort of kills you, but perhaps you can focus on other things.

Okay, soooo...there's a new game coming out, right? I remember Shaun asking me if...you know...after, if I'd be willing to turn the dial on the Animus all the way back. Like...to the First Civ. I know this isn't that, but this is what...a couple of hundred years before Altaïr and the Levantine, right? That's gotta be getting pretty close to the rebellion, or at least the formal organization of the Assassins as we know them now, right?

That said, I really wish you'd do something more with me than just this, but I get it. You've got stuff going on. Still, even if it's just a community of just people where I come from, something would be nice, you know?

Look, I ain't saying that getting back into the whole roleplay thing is a bad thing. Especially since you picked me as your first person to start off with which is very flattering, I will say.

But do you have to call me 'scuzzy' is your application? Jesus. Why not phrase it a little bit more flattering, like 'street-hardened' or 'man of the streets'? Fuck, even 'gutterpunk' has a little better edge to it.