I love making sexist jokes as much as the next fraternity man, but let’s be real here – because cheerleading isn’t a sport, cheerleading programs aren’t entitled to the same government funding as activities classified as a sport. This has been demonstrably linked to cause preventable cheerleading injuries and to increase the severity of unavoidable injuries. I think I speak for all fraternity men when I say that I want our slams to be able-bodied and happy so that they can provide more sex and sandwiches.