To My Dearest Darling Scarlette, I wanted you to know a few things which depending on when you read this I may have already told you 1,000,000 times. 1. WOW 2. Move your hand! 3. I love your breasts without... Continue reading

the other day former speaker nacy pelosi made so jackass comment tooting the horns of the democrats that were kindly asked to play hide and go fuck yourselves us last november. she tagged it with "#priorities." i thought she should... Continue reading

well almost. what's fucking nuts about this story is that for all the jaywalking, crossing in the middle of the street, and general assholery i commit while walking around the city, on this particular night i waited for the light,... Continue reading

if you and me could be together the world would be a beautiful place full of hope and joy lacking pain and hate but since we can't it'd be really nice if we could fuck on the side every now... Continue reading

In celebration of Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and just the holiday weekend in general, G&E has teamed up with Seidio to bring you another giveaway. The prize package is valued at $119.90 and includes the Innocell 3500mAh extended battery ($69.95) and the new Innocase Extended Rugged Holster Co...

so ernie johnson is calling the alcs on tbs and my grandfather is not a fan of his. this is because ernie johnson sucks at calling baseball. i think he's normally tbs' basketball guy. i bet he's good at that.... Continue reading

since i've been entirely shitty at keeping this site updated (though totally not shitty in paying to keep it existing) i figured i'd try this little exercise which i saw here. he saw it here and here and said those... Continue reading

hi everybody! so it's been another fairly long while. at this rate this stupid lil blog will only be good for a barely mediocre post a month. that's not to say life has been mediocre, it's been great. i've even... Continue reading

(retiring old flying post. testing typepad quick compose. let's see how this works together...) so, as we all know, i'm pretty paranoid of flying. thing is i'm not certain what the worst part about flying is... the interminable thought that... Continue reading

(pic later. maybe. i have to mow the lawn.) so i'm going to virginia next week to pre celebrate my god daughter's birthday. i mentioned to my brother my flight was at a certain time. then when it apparently got... Continue reading

guy: my lighter. he took my lighter. that idiot took my lighter and left? me: man, give him a break. his dad just died guy: then his dad doesn't need my lighter. i need to fucking smoke. Continue reading

it's been busy here at the building and quiet in life so there hasn't been much to say here. here are some conversations i've had over the last few days... delivery driver: sorry man, i can't read. me: no problem,... Continue reading

this was on espn last month (may 16 according to the screenshot). as it turns out, the actual story was some guy named gay won a straight track 200 meter race, but i enjoyed the headline all the same. we... Continue reading

this post is replacing a completely uninteresting post on jean diapers. it won't necessarily be interesting but it is a good cause type thing. consider it a "very special episode" of thatguyoverthere (don't worry, arnold and dudley will be safe... Continue reading

we've had scaffolding around the building for the better part of 9 months. it's finally coming down, slowly. today a resident walked in and asked "is the scaffolding going up or coming down?" yes, he really did. Continue reading

so i've decided i really like girls. not that it was ever in doubt, but they're really pretty and they smell good. even the not so pretty ones tend to smell good. but really, are there many things in life... Continue reading

while we wait for that to happen here's me with one of the funniest people alive jim norton. if he's in your town you're doing yourself a disservice to not go see him. if he's not in your town you... Continue reading

ya know what my favourite part of work is? it's when people ask if they can use the bathroom. not so much like the guy last week, who was a dick, but like the guy right now who was polite.... Continue reading

when i ask any of my friends the rhetorical question "ya know what i hate?" they'll usually shoot back "everything and everyone?" to which i reply "besides that." it's a fun one act play that underscores the fact that life... Continue reading

i've got nothing. i've tried and there's nothing. it's been a while so in order to have content i will post a youtube video. i generally hate doing this, but will make an exception because otherwise i will have posted... Continue reading

(on train. pics and spell check later. maybe. hopefully this doesn't post in triplicate like last time.) my alarm clock is on the other side of my room. there's a very good reason for this. way back when, i realized... Continue reading

well, i hope your bro and his pals conqur those who would come between them and victory and defeat their opponents soundly.
without selling out there would be no rock stars (=
as a country music novice, what's real country music as opposed to rascal flatts? i like that "i love this bar" song by, well, whoever sings it.

so friday. had tickets to the mets game which we went to for all of three innings. it was a little chilly and the rangers were playing, so we figured we'd go to a bar where we could watch both games. in the end, the mets won, the rangers won, and we drank far more cheaply (and deliciously) ...