As soon as I finish typing this, I’m gonna smash the hell outta this laptop. Just Keyding! Sometimes though, a little controlled rage is just what the doctor ordered. Hey, if this episode dosen’t do it for you, throw your iPod out the window. You’ll see, you’ll feel so much better.

Star Wars didn’t wait this long between episodes, but we promise no Jar Jar. Finally the dramatic conclusion of our day of alcoholic bliss. I’d write more about it but I can’t remember a damn thing. Enjoy!!

We’ve been around the world and we can’t find our babies! Come relive the debauchery that was drinking around the world at Epcot. In this first of two episodes, get lost in an alcholic haze as Andy, Adam and co. attempt to circumnavigate the prefabricated globe of sanitized Disney fun. Will Adam make it all the way? Will Andy ever stop sneezing? Will someone please show me those titties again? Find out in the next stunning episode coming soon to an iPod near you.

Tonight, on a very special The Brilliant Mistake… Carolanne, a nice girl with a bright future before she met the likes of us, is invited on to discuss T.V. shows like Lost and Baseball Tonight. Instead the fellas spend the time interrogating her as to her bodily secretions. (Hey, she’s heard the show, she knew what she was getting herself into, this ain’t Oprah). Also, Adam informs us that he tries to keep his own semen off himself during auto-erotic bliss. Good to know.