So I was thinking about Tootsie Rolls

When I sorted the halloween candy this year, I divided it into two piles.

Chocolate and everything else.

When Huck saw this he said there was chocolate in the wrong pile. I went to investigate and he indicated that there were Tootsie Rolls in the non-chocolate pile. I explained that Tootsie Rolls are not chocolate, they are just chewy things that are supposed to be chocolate flavored.

Funnily enough, I had the exact same conversation with hubby a few days later. Is it a male thing that they don’t know the difference between chocolate and weird poser candy?

Here is why Tootsie Rolls suck:

– they pretend to be chocolate, but they aren’t creamy and delicious

– they pretend to be caramels, but they aren’t buttery and delicious

– they look like cat turds

What has brought on this Tootsie Rolls rant you ask?

The halloween candy is all picked over and there is no more chocolate.

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