"Take A Letter Maria"

"Don't Be Bitter Maria"

The Lyrics

Today, as I woke up, before the stroke of noonThere was my father in-law half drunk At my door with a big ole goon They rang my bell - pounded and yelled‘Till I made it across the roomThey punched my nose and I blacked outAnd now I sing a diff’rent tune

Now don’t be bitter... Maria, I made up with my wifeGuess I will be going back, to my old way of lifeI reconsidered... Maria, I can’t divorce my wifeThe b!tches dad’s got me collared, with a new ‘leash’ on life

You’ve been comforting and most of all a good shoulder on which to cryAnd it’s hard on you I know to have to tell you goodbyeWas I wrong to leave her - to try and start a new life?Two jerks and one punch send me back to my wife

You must remember... Maria, I’m married to the mobThey will take me for a ride, if given any probsI maybe fitted... Maria, with custom cement shoesWell they have made me an offer, I just couldn’t refuse

When a man loves his daughter it’s easy to get madAnd he’ll try to protect her from anything he thinks is badI didn’t ever realize how much he cared for herIt’s just to bad it took all of thisBefore I saw how much love can hurt

Now don’t be bitter... Maria, I’m married to the mobGuess I will be going back, to my old ways and jobI’d reconsider... Maria, but who am I to choose?When her dad made me an offer, I really can’t refuse

Now don’t be bitter... Maria, I made up with my wifeGuess I will be going back, to my old way of life

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