📸 The Last 5 Photos I Took, Explained

I'm counting screen caps here people

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I needed the Arthur meme to passive aggressively tweet about how my dad makes us watch way too much Rachel Maddow these days. Look, I love her, but sometimes you just want to watch some damn basketball

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Just prepping for the Cavs-Bulls game and celebrating my No. 1 fav NBA player, the enchantingly handsome Kevin Love

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Had to download this to share on Facebook to a) promote my alma Mayer's annual day of giving money to the college, and b) to not be outdone by my friend who thinks she's so much better than me because of the sorority she was in and the fraternities her sexual partners belonged to, as if any of that shit matters.

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Interestingly, I took this picture specifically to Instagram for the annual day of giving referenced above

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I saved this snap exclusively because of the color of my hair in this light