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Everything Fes does is funny

You know how when someone with a really amazing voice auditions or performs on a reality singing competition and the judge goes, “I could listen to you sing the phone book?” It’s like that with Fesenko and everything he does. I could watch him do the phone book. Wait, that came out wrong.

He’s not doing anything here except bobbing his knees and clapping, but it’s utterly hilarious. You barely even notice that Gordon Hayward and Jeremy Evans are singing to Big Al. You just want to watch Fes in the background.

P.S. Hayward would so win a “White Boy Dance Competition” if there were such a thing lol.

@SurlyMae — have you ever watched the dance-off between Fes and the Koof? The best video (uploaded by the Jazz) has been made “private” due to the lockout, but you can see what Fes can do here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZXz7lyYsE0

@Jazzy Girl — I’ve watched all of those videos more times than I can count!!! They’re just so entertaining not to mention it’s nice to relive a time when our team was an actual team with, like, chemistry and stuff.

Surly Mae — every single dance-off since the first one have been lame in comparison. the worst was last year’s when the vets let the rookies get away with only dancing 5-10 seconds (i counted). as Jazzy Girl said, the best part of the first one was watching the bench reaction and how those guys enjoyed being around one another.