I get to the Carnival and the Bucket dicks are giving $2.50 a toss. I decide I dont want anything more costly, so I don't lose my money in a rim-roll. I walk up and down the strip and walk into every tent. Some big places like toss the balloon dart and the famous places like water pistol horse race. Some of the little places that only the locals go to. Every place was like 5 bucks. Then I walk back into the bucket toss.... and still they have on the blackboard balls $2.50. ****ing hicks. I take it.

When the bell rings, because of that $2.50, I have a really slim chance of losing my money. I was bragging to everybody about getting $2.50 when they were all in danger of paying $5 at water pistol horse race.

You start tossing a few balls into a couple of tubs, and pretty soon you can't stop. You're tossing balls into tubs everywhere. You're at your kid's birthday party, watching him blow out the candles, and all you can think about is balls and tubs. Sure, you pretend to be there, you fake it...but, soon enough your off to toss more balls in more tubs. You're going to bad neighborhoods, looking for new tubs in which to toss your balls. Your calling in sick to work, losing jobs, alienating family, lying, cheating, stealing. Balls, tubs. Balls, tubs.

I get to the Carnival and the Bucket dicks are giving $2.50 a toss. I decide I dont want anything more costly, so I don't lose my money in a rim-roll. I walk up and down the strip and walk into every tent. Some big places like toss the balloon dart and the famous places like water pistol horse race. Some of the little places that only the locals go to. Every place was like 5 bucks. Then I walk back into the bucket toss.... and still they have on the blackboard balls $2.50. ****ing hicks. I take it.

When the bell rings, because of that $2.50, I have a really slim chance of losing my money. I was bragging to everybody about getting $2.50 when they were all in danger of paying $5 at water pistol horse race.