My Version Of An Austin Powers Sequel

But the Jews who run Hollywood were never interested in my work so I became a rabid Anti-Semite and Holocaust denier.

Here's a sneak peak at my Austin Powers sequel...

"Hello Mr. Powers. I was reading this blog called, 'The Ugly

Hockey Sweater.' He says that boys are openly attracted

to each other in elementary school."

"I was never attracted to other boys when I was in elementary

school. Is the guy who writes that some kind of

pedophile?"

"Probably. I clearly remember being attracted to girls."

Dr. Evil and Austin Powers in grade 3...

"I remember I used to spend hours talking about how

sexy the ladies were with my bestfriend

Dwayne."

Dwayne.

"No way! Dwayne was my best friend!"

"You two are both a couple of fags. I'm the guy

who writes, 'The Ugly Hockey Sweater.' I said

way too many things about the Jews

so I got drunk this morning and

converted to Islam to stay one step

ahead of the Human Rights

Commission."

"That's a pedo blog you write. I'm not a fag

or a pedo."

"Yeah."

"Dwayne was never best friends with either of you

two losers. He was best friends with the boy in

class who looked the most like him and then,

by grade 5, he became best friends with the

only black boy in class because all of

the Asians were attracted to him."

Then at the end of this screenplay I'm dressed as a knight riding a horse like Adolf Hitler...

And I gas both Austin Powers and Dr. Evil with Zyklon-B.It had been the Asians and girls being attracted to Dwayne which prevented him from being best friends with either of them.Here's comments that I got that inspired me to write this...

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