1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.- Henry Mencken

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...

There beef may actually be with my shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls,i think if we had a nice calm sit down we would get along smashingly.........and if that does'nt work i have this large chest of dubloons.

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that. Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that. Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that. Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?

That would be my hovering antimatter spaceship. Dave's ship takes up a lot of space, but it floats in water, not air. An it has rats in the bilge.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickOK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.-- Dr. JoyEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time.

1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.- Henry Mencken