People already are making fun of us for our granola-eating, sandals-and-socks wearing, tree-hugging ways. Did we need this?

Ms. Kardashian pretty much represents everything that Seattle and the Northwest are not. She’s not modest, she actually cares about fashion, she’s famous for reasons that escape us and she doesn’t mind revealing the most intimate and personal details and activities of her life to the entire world.

This is a woman who would not know Scandinavian rectitude if she saw it atop Mount Rainier on a sunny day.

“South West,” considering that she is more Californian than the smog, would have been better. But if you have to pick on us, try “Oregon.” Those people can’t even pump their own gas, so they could use a boost.

“Spokane” has a ring to it. But remember it’s “Spo-can” not “Spo-cane.” Considering the father, maybe “Spo-kanye” would work, too.

They are not the only celebs who dropped a weird name on their offspring. Check out the kids who will be ducking under their desks when first-grade roll is called.