Radio on. Car sailing along the pavement. The music blows through the windows like the summer wind.

And then one of those songs comes on.

Buzz kill music. The mood implodes and you nearly drive off the road trying to turn off the damn radio. You are experiencing a terrible rock song. A song that makes you cringe.

These tunes are difficult to identify, but everyone has them. They are usually bygone hits – so they continue to get radio airplay. They even have die-hard fans (who clearly have some rare form of brain damage).

DaRK PaRTY has identified 12 of these nasty numbers. Here are thesome of the songs that have us trembling in disgust.

“Ebony & Ivory” – Paul McCarthy and Stevie Wonder

Could there be a more talented duo than McCarthy and Wonder? Could there be a song so lacking in subtleties that is like a frying pan to the side of the face? Is the song about piano keys or about race relations? Well, gee, maybe both! The song reached number one in both the UK and United States in 1982.

Lyric Sample: “Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony/ Side by side on my piano keyboard, Oh Lord, why don’t we?”

“Hangin’ Tough” – New Kids on the Block

It’s easy to pick on boy bands when they record songs like 1989’s “Hangin’ Tough.” Drum machines and electronic keyboards have never sounded so tinny. It’s also amusing to listen to fashionable young punks who don’t shave yet try to sound tough.

Lyric Sample: “We ain’t gonna give anybody any slack/ And if you try to keep us down were gonna come right back/ And you know were/ Hangin’ tough, hangin’ tough, hangin’ tough/ Are you tough enough?”

“Rhinestone Cowboy” – Glen CampbellThere’s a lesson for all of us in “Rhinestone Cowboy.” If Neil Diamond has already recorded a song: it should be avoided at all costs. Clearly Glen Campbell ignored this sound advice when he recorded “Rhinestone Cowboy” in 1975. It became both a country and a pop hit and more than 30 years later it simply won’t die.Lyric Sample: “Like a rhinestone cowboy/ Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know/ And offers comin' over the phone.”

“Muskrat Love” – Captain and Tennille

This 1976 cover song hit number 4 on the charts. It is a song – literally – about two muskrats falling in love. There are sounds – embedded in the song – of two muskrats making love. This song will make you want to kill all muskrats.

Lyric Sample: “Nibblin' on bacon/ Chewin' on cheese/ Sam says to Suzie/ Honey, would you please be my Mrs/ Suzie says, yes, with her kisses.”

“Oops, I Did It Again” – Britney Spears

The video features a 20-something astronaut (he must have had intense training when he was in elementary school) on Mars who stumbles on a Britney CD. Now we know. “Oops, I Did It Again” killed all life on the Red Planet.Lyric Sample: “I cry watching the days/ Can't you see I'm a fool/ In so many ways?”

“Rich Girl” – Hall & Oates

The Son of Sam serial killer allegedly said “Rich Girl” was one of the motivators for his murderous sprees. Enough said.

Lyric Sample: “You can rely on the old man’s money/ It’s a bitch girl but it’s gone too far/ Cause you know it don’t matter anyway/ Say money but it won’t get you too far.”

“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” – MeatloafWe groan when this song comes on the radio. It’s not only horrible – it’s long. Sex as a baseball game! Wow, what a concept. And let’s face reality here: who would have sex with the overweight Meatloaf in the backseat of a car?

Is this an original song? It sounds like a pop by numbers tune – bits stolen from every bad song ever recorded. But it’s also stalker creepy as Aiken pines to watch his girl (boy?) friend without her/him knowing it. This 2003 number has become absolutely unlistenable. Nice hair, Clay.

Lyric Sample: “Whatcha’ doin’ tonight/ I wish I could be a fly on your wall/ Are you really alone/ Who's stealin' your dreams?”

“Mr. Roboto” – Styx

It’s a futuristic epic! It’s a sci-fi rock opera! It’s a car commercial jingle! It’s got a robot singing in a robot voice! And look Styx (possibly the worst band of all time) can dance like robots!Lyric Sample: “I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see/ I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free.”

“Bohemian Rhapsody” – Queen

We can’t hit the off button fast enough when this 1975 song comes on. Awful! Glam rock has never been so pretentious. Freddy Mercury’s stream of consciousness nightmare is worse than fingernails dragging down the side of a chalkboard.

Lyric Sample: “I see a little silhouetto of a man/ Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango-/ Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me.”

“Illegal Alien” – Genesis

Parodies bomb when they don’t work. Case in point: “Illegal Alien” is supposed to be a satire about the difficulties of being a Mexican immigrant in the U.S. But instead it’s just offensive. A happy, bouncy pop number that is probably very popular with members of the KKK.