Twisted firestarter

I have found this fire suit to protect me from Karen. Its big advantage is the face flap that I can just zip up when she starts to speak and the flames come pouring out of her mouth.
In other news, Marcus has asked me out for dinner tonight which is great as it clearly means that the frost is thawing. Or that he wants me to pay for his pizza.

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