ALL THREE We’re young. We’re hip. We’re rich. We tip. And when we find an open bar and hot buffet, We stay. This looks like a party worth crashing. Fergie’s in the hiz-ouse, Ready to spin. Yeah, this looks like a party worth crashing. Everybody’s smashed and singing “Knock, knock, let us in.”

ALL THREE And when the situation calls for showing tit, We do it. This looks like a party worth crashing. Nobody eats carbs so everyone’s thin. Yeah, this looks like a party worth crashing. Everybody’s smashed and singing “Knock, knock, let us in.”

WOMAN 1 Yeah, Oh no.

WOMAN 1: Hey. WOMAN 2: Hey.

WOMAN 3 You forgot to eat at home but there’s fritos. Lots of guacamole and some tostitos. Eat from the buffet of life you’re living. No one but the models counting calories tonight so give in, It’s your life. This is your life. It’s your life. This is your life.

Get your ass out on the dance floor dancing. All I need tonight’s a chance encounter romancing. Grind on the table, while you still able. Take your cable sweater off and disregard the label. I don’t care if you’re brokenhearted. Get this down and dirty party started. It’s your life. This is your life. It’s your life. This is your… Don’t be worried when you fall right off the table. All it means is that it wasn’t very stable. Get back up again, it’s all part of the story. The good and the bad and the motherfucking glory. It’s your life. This is your life. Don’t you see.

This is your life. Don’t you see. This is the point. The whole entire point of life is…

WOMAN 2 The party’s tanked. The movie stars are purgin’. And Kelly’s gone. I think she’s not a virgin. Ramona’s drunk and dialing her ex. The floor is super sticky and the mansion smells like sex.

ALL THREE We’re crunk. We’re high. We say Buh-bye. But suddenly the party hits a second wave. The ra-a-a-a-ave. This is the party worth crashing. Dead until it’s resurrected again. Yeah, this looks like the party worth crashing. Everybody’s smashed and singing “Not that innocent.”

WOMAN 3 Yeah.

WOMAN 1/2 This looks like a party worth crashing. I’ll be sitting poolside, bring me a gin. Yeah.

ALL THREE This looks like a party worth crashing. Everybody’s smashed and singing

WOMAN 1 Yeah.

ALL THREE Everybody’s smashed and singing

WOMAN 2: Oh my god. Guys. Bob just told me about a party three doors down.