Show Me Your Tits Or I Take You To Jail

A Michigan cop by the name of Jeffrey Allen Card is in some hot water after getting two drunk girls to show him the goods.

Officer Card picked the two drunk girls up on Main Street and agreed to give them a ride to a boyfriend’s house. However, Jeffery pulled a quick one on the two girls and said he had to go on a “nuisance party call” before they went home. The ladies agreed, and before they knew it, they were out on a dirt road in BFE.

That’s when officer Card said he was going to give them both breathalyzer tests, and if they failed, they had to show him their bare chests (smooth bro!)

The women told police that Card told them they would have to expose their bare chests if the test results were higher than a limit Card set, according to court documents. Both women agreed, and when the test results were higher than the limit Card allegedly set, they bared their chests, according to court documents. Both women told investigators that they believe Card took advantage of them because they were drunk, according to court documents.

Up until this point I felt kind of bad for these girls. I mean, a drunk girl staggering home is like an injured gazelle trying to find her herd. However, the girls did some topless posing on the cop car, for Card’s camera phone. A smiling striptease is hardly the same as getting threatened to take your clothes off. Either way, you can’t be getting your whistle wet when you’re on the job.

Jeffrey Allen Card, 34, is charged with misconduct in office, a five-year felony.