Dear People's Director Comrade Red Square and his compliant underling, Mrs. Red Square, are leaving for Washington tomorrow and have already reserved a personal haystack to spend the night in, so we won't have to share a communal haystack with about forty members of the unwashed toiling masses like last time.

If you get the chance, please ask KRAUTHAMMER (and anyone else from the DC bubble) when he first concluded Obama was a socialist? I'm really curious, since many of the DC talking heads seem startled by O's recent Castro-like speech.

And I hope Mrs. Red Square gets an opportunity to hoist a marble column or two, instead of just the usual log pictured in her avatar!All the columns I've tried to lift and chuck at the conservatives have been either printed on paper or a computer screen, except those made of Styrofoam.

Mrs. Red Square, displaying the proper way of handling the People's Cube to some guy in the lobby.

With no disrespect intended at all but I'm not sure if our Glorious First lady Comrade was really using her time wisely with this individual in showing him the higher math learning functions that are needed to properly execute operating a People's Cube. To me he looks like the type that really doesn't get the math thing at all.

I am greatly heartened to see that the People's Directorate of the Treasury has seen fit to mint a new batch of People's Cubes thereby devaluing the dwindling supply of Cubes held by the old guard of the Inner Party.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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