That Much Exposition Isn’t Worth It

Nike got together with BLACK Comme Des Garcons for these murdered out, lowtop Blazers. You're probably sick of hearing about "cozy boys" and shit, but are you really going to sit there, likely in sweatpants, and tell me these wouldn't look amazing with some slim cut grey fleece bottoms? I also really like the "CDG" printed on the heel, which obviously none of your friends will understand, leading them to ask you if you're a fucking moron who forgot his own initials when ordering custom sneakers. Even worse, if your initials are actually CDG—like, Charlie Derek Goldstein or some shit—they'll ask you if you really thought it was necessary to print your own initials on your sneakers, in which case you probably shouldn't get these shoes because that much exposition just isn't worth it.