The way things are going these days they might even have a transition prison, for inmates trying to decide whether to be women or horses, where he can spent some of his alleged 35 years. I say alleged because I have no faith in such sentences. Ten or less would be my guess.

That's the official version, dutifully reported without comment by the snooze media. Official versions have a way of changing for things like relieving prison overcrowding. Especially for non-violent offenders like him But only time will tell.