A funny (yet likely politically incorrect) joke about two bike nerds, a beautiful woman, and a bicycle

A bike nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another bike nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”

The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want!'”

The second nerd nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

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Friday 5:30pm here in tropical Australia ( Townsville Queensland ) having a glass of Cabernet Merlot and yes the joke is very funny and yes OUR weather is warm AND sunny 27 deg C as I write and when I rode this morning at 5am it was 22 deg C sorry where is Winnipeg?

Winnipeg is a city in Southern Canada, very close to the U.S. border. We are a population of about 700,000 badasses who refuse to leave despite our long, harsh winters. Having said that, our summers are hot and sunny and we are close to lakes, rivers, and miles of the flattest roads you’ll find anywhere.

I like the joke and the ironic cheesecake photo. Ironic or not, it’s a beautiful combo. Hell, I like cheesecake too, but ironing, not so much.
Queensland and Winnipeg, by golly, now we are talking long distance.