Sunday, February 26, 2017

Character Types: The Pessimistic Mentor

I recently added a new type of post to my blog: character
types! So far, it seems to be a success. Last month, I wrote about The Best-Friend-Turned-Evil-Villain (aka. BFTEV). Another one of my favorite
character types is the Pessimistic Mentor. You know the one. They’re typically
condescending and will point out every single way the heroes fail.

Some examples of the Pessimistic Mentor include Puddleglum (The
Silver Chair), Hamish (The Hunger Games), Han Solo (The Force
Awakens), and Hub (Secondhand Lions). But there’s more to the
Pessimistic Mentors than just being down all the time. In fact, they tend to
have some admirable qualities.

They’re straightforward.

They tell things the way they are. If they think the
protagonist is going to die or at the very least be mortally wounded, they’ll
tell the protagonist. After all, what else would they do? No sugarcoating
involved here.

I really like the scene when Jill and Eustace first talk to
Puddleglum, and they can’t tell if he wants to come on their adventure or not
because he sounds so pessimistic about their prospects of success:

“Now a job
like this—a journey up north just as winter’s beginning looking for a Prince
that probably isn’t there, by way of ruined city no one has ever seen—will be
just the thing. If that doesn’t steady a chap, I don’t know what will.”

Pessimistic Mentors tend to be honest.

Because they tend to be so blunt about the truth, it means
more. If they tell the protagonist there’s a 99% chance of death, the
protagonist will take EXTRA caution (hopefully). If they praise the protagonist
for something, it may come as a surprise, but it means so, so much.

Of course, there are exceptions. Hamish isn’t exactly
honest. Not if you consider he lied to Katniss for basically the whole of Catching
Fire.

They’re stubborn as a rock.

Chances are, if a character ever lives long enough to be a
mentor, he or she is probably going to be set in his or her beliefs. This
character is no exception. When it comes to cheering them up, forget it.

But they tend to teach the protagonist from lessons they
learned themselves.

Walter helped teach his great-uncles that there’s more to
life than just hording wealth. Sometimes you have to experience life.
Not that it got rid of Hub’s crazy nature.

Walter: “Why not see what he’s selling? …what’s the good of
having all that money if you’re never gonna spend it?”Hub: “Well. “We’ll see what the man’s sellin’. Then
we’ll shoot him.”

Okay, that… works?

Pessimistic Mentors tend to have interesting backstories.

Which may be why they’re so stubborn.

Throughout the film, Secondhand Lions, Garth tells
Walter Hub’s story. But Hub also sums it up pretty well in a fight with some
rowdy teenagers:

“I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two World Wars and countless
smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with
everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I’ve seen the
headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen
before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved
only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to
understand. That’s who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!”

Although the Pessimistic Mentor may not develop much as a
character in the current narrative, he or she might have already done so in the
past. Yet even for the stubborn one’s, there’s room for growth. Sometimes the
protagonist may surprise them.

They’re loyal to a point.

Even though they know the situation may be helpless, they
will stand with the protagonist to the end. Hamish advised Katniss when he had
to as her mentor, then stood up with her against the capital as her friend. Hub
and his brother Garth took their great-nephew under their wing when his own
mother didn’t want him. Han Solo still loved his son despite everything that
happened.

They get some of the best lines.

Whether it’s a funny or serious, mentors tend to get some of
the most memorable lines.

In The Force Awakens, Han Solo knows a lot more about
the Force than he used to.

Finn: “Solo, we’ll figure it out. We’ll use the Force.”Han: “That’s not how the Force works!”

Thank you, Han. I’m sure we’re going to be hearing that line
a lot now…

Then you have Puddleglum who stands up to the Lady of the
Green Kirtle, even though his own mind is convinced she’s telling the truth:

“I’m on Aslan’s side even if there isn’t any Aslan to lead
it. I’m going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn’t any
Narnia.”

There are so many more lines I could reference, but I won’t
here for the sake of conserving space.

Sure, the Pessimistic Mentor can be as annoying as an alarm
clock, but at least they’re consistent. They may be as touchy-feely as a
cactus, but at least you know where they stand.

Who is your favorite Pessimistic Mentor? What’s your
favorite quality or line by him or her? What type of fictional character do you
want to read about next—That Guy Who Just Won’t Die, The Humble Heroes, or
somebody else?