<CapnChron> You know the world is insane when...
<CapnChron> the best rapper is a white guy,
<CapnChron> the best golfer is a black guy,
<CapnChron> the best soldiers are Jewish,
<CapnChron> and Germany doesn't want to go to war!

<Redback> News Just In!
<Redback> CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

<Grog> i told my story last night but i'll tell it again
<Grog> i went to the cinema last night at 6:50 and said one ticket to the greatest movie you've ever screened and one large coke please
<Grog> and he gave me a ticket to the matrix
<Grog> i looked at him and go no i'm talkinga bout whale rider
<Grog> should have seen the look on his face

<Moose> But Autosaloon is artwork :P, not crap just tacked on
<Fred_Nurk> artwork? artwork? its a fucking car, not a portrait
<Fred_Nurk> otherwise we'd get repressed artists crashing the fucking things in the name of art and free speech

(mazzanet): mornin
(Darkness): gah, fuck.
(Darkness): Why did i drink so much and stay out so late..
(Darkness): urrggg
(INerTIal): lol
(INerTIal): always the problem
(INerTIal): the answer is always cause i drunk too much
(Darkness): Yes, but in 30 mins i have to be at the fire station being all co-ordinated and stuff... I feel like there was a party in my mouth, and everyone was projectile vomitting!
(INerTIal): lmao

<Sciby> thetron: Use your brain. The choppers in DC are apaches. Stop looking at the fucking rotors and look at the actual chopper and you'll see they're two different things. Not only were you dropped on the head as a child, but your parents dribbled you down the court for a 2 point lay-up.

[Quit] [x] badsektor [] [Quit: put the lube in the microwave, i'm on my way over now]
[ neolithic] rofl at badsektor's quit msg
[GooSE] ROFL... Yeah my brother is a bit fo a fanatic. He wants to be pro but he aint gonna be good enough i reckon (geez what a supportive brother I am)
[ neolithic] badsektor's your brother? ;)
[ neolithic] +r
[Hybrid] neolithic hes on his way ere but im not sure if i want him here after that msg :P

<Tastic> hi-5 was my second favourite show when i was single
<Tastic> my girlfriend wont let me watch it anymore
<Tastic> "but baby, I only watch it to learn new things that humprey could never have tought me"
<biatch> that's a little disturbing, Tastic
<yale_work> lol Tastic
<Chamelion> lmao @ tastic

(Chemix) i'd join one of those alien religions, then when their not looking, i'd steal the aliens computer.
(Chemix) if that alien can use his computer for calculating space travel, could you imagine the fps you'd get in quake3

<BugALug> im such a dick
<BugALug> i burnt my stepdad's ghetto blaster on the stove
<BugALug> i was cleaning the kitchen
<BugALug> and i must've knocked the swtich
<BugALug> went to the next room to read my book
<BugALug> next thing i knew, something was burning...

<Refle}{> i lost $4 in a vending machine and i'm getting it back today lol ..they are going to COURIER it back to me ..
<Chamelion> heh
<Stokesy> hah
<orlock> Refle}{: should have asked them to send you what it was you wanted instead
<echelon> Refle}{: What I want to know, was why you thought "Hrm, I just lost my $2 coin in the vending machine. I know! I'll put in another!"
<Refle}{> yeh they're getting some chocky bars for me as well ..and echelon thats pretty much what happened :D .. except that i was putting the second one in to follow the first down and push it out lol
<echelon> haha
<echelon> brains :P
<Refle}{> i know eh ..
<yale_work> heh
<yale_work> the machine at work eats your money sometimes, they just tell us to get fucked
* yale_work rocks the machine to set the tilt sensor off when he's on his way home from work now
<yale_work> that'll teach 'em

<Rik> ROFl, one of my mates fucked a chick with no arms
<WhiteyFord> what really Rik?
<WhiteyFord> thats odd
<WhiteyFord> no hand jobs :(
<Rik> yeh, he's in the Navy, he's done alot of fucked shit
<FreeFrag> :o
<Rik> he was telling me, he did her doggy style on the beach and was going hard, and when he finished, he had almost buried her head since she couldnt keep it above sand
<WhiteyFord> did she have arms before they started fucking?
<WhiteyFord> ROFL
<Falkor> lol she has no arms, and heres mike worrying about not getting a hand job :)
<FreeFrag> ROFL!
<WhiteyFord> ahahahahahahahahhahaa
<Falkor> hahaha
<knowsfords> heh.
<WhiteyFord> thats the most horrible funny thing i have ever heard

<RoSWeLL> like Bukkake Schools Originally practiced in Japan, bukkake has spread like wildfire across the globe and now has several distinct schools of practice, each with their own forms.
<RoSWeLL> imagine sending ur kids
<RoSWeLL> to bukkake school
<[Crunt]> hahaha
<RoSWeLL> how FUCKED
<RoSWeLL> would that be
<Phyx0> imagine getting a scholarship
<RoSWeLL> lol even worse