and i see this kid with bright ass fuckin blue pants, and i say
"hey mean what the fuck is up with your pants"
"oh it's cause i jerk"
"jerk?"
he showed me what it was, and i realized that america has gone to shit, i mean we gotta go back to our roots, ya know? i mean faggots like this are destroying everything, to me "jerkers" as they call them selfs, to me are on the same level as poser skaters, fucking makes me mad, like this one kid will buy old shitty ripped up shoes from me and my homies just to look like a skater and once i saw him try and do an ollie, and it was like.. if.. you wore high heels and tried to do a quad heel on flat, it just didn't work, then he was cruising and he fell i laughed so hard that i started coughing, like lizard in his part in deathwish, good part, wow dude, this is practically like a blog, cause i mean i go on here tell you guys what i did today, or whenever and you guys comment it, jesus christ i need to stop typing, hahah, i'm out, leave rants. lates.

Haha i just saw one like that at my school today. He was just standing there with his board. If i have my board at school i'd be showin off like shit hahaha but na he was just standing there, so my friend just bust all up in his face "YEAH DUUUDE ROCK ON! THAT'S SO SK8ER" hahahha. His face was priceless. It was a mixture of embarassment and "wtf"