“He was totally in denial. He was saying he may be able to write a book. But to think that he’s in a position to write a book, there has to be a redemption.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t help him with a title. “The Tweeter in the Rye” has a nice ring to it — or maybe “Curious Weiner and the Fully Charged Blackberry.”

“The Small-Crank Redemption”? Eh, whatever…

In any case, Weiner seems to be recovering:

“Finally, he did get it. He understood it,” the friend said. “He understood why there was no line of people waiting to hire him.

Would that reason be because the world knows he has a penchant for taking pictures of his johnson at his place of business and sending them to random woman? Usually that’s a desired quality in the business world. Go figure.

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Obama promised to close the "Borders". We just THOUGHT we knew which ones !

SignPainterGuy on
July 22nd, 2011 2:48 pm

I figure any book Weiner would write would be in "tweet format", 140 characters or less at a time. It`d be easier to read than Reader`s Digest ! (Just not as interesting)

Granny55 on
July 22nd, 2011 3:41 pm

Perhaps a "self help" book on how to overcome little man's disease. Or a how to book on drunk tweeting and how to cover up your drunk tweets. Or better yet how about some "Cowboy Poetry" with the forward written by Harry Reid.

Hyperfobea on
July 22nd, 2011 4:06 pm

It wood be a picture book of weiners by Weiner for weiners. (Is he even literate?)

This is really great news for us. If he is going to write a book he must have a good idea on what to write. This is exciting. He is my favorite author and I have copies of his other work at home. Better use the best publishing materials out there for this book.