A woman named Candy Evans writes on www.dallasnews.com. Considering the article, that alone is irony in of itself.

Evans writes: I know homeowners seek to have photo shoots and movies filmed at their homes. It’s a way to make money on a home that is either unoccupied or on the market. This, however, is a first for me, as I’ve never seen someone want to rent their home for an — ahem — adult film.

Not far from the Dallas Arboretum and White Rock Lake is this Little Forest Hills modern just of Lakeland Drive. How do I know it’s just off Lakeland? Because I walk, drive, and bicycle through this area almost constantly and I recognize the rusted corrugated fence and railroad tracks.

The owner, who advertised this home on Craigslist, says it is “VERY secluded” and “VERY private,” which would definitely be a plus for people being filmed completely naked, knocking boots, for movies that will be distributed to thousands of lonely people.

Here’s what I want to know — how do you prepare your home for being used in an adult film? Do you Scotchgard everything? Do you add a clause to the contract that all the furniture has to be disinfected after filming? And after seeing these photos, would you ever buy this home after knowing it may have been used as a location for a porn flick?