Texas Restaurant Relocates, Gives Town Middle Finger on its Way Out

Fuck leaving on bad terms, one restaurant went through an ugly breakup with a Texas town and couldn't be more happy about moving on. Italian restaurant Sava! recently departed Amarillo, Tex., but not before leaving behind a sign explaining its departure:

You sorry assed, rednecked sacked of goat sperm had no idea what you had here!" reads the exclamation-point-heavy "Not Sorry We're Closed" sign. "Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen shit food in this town. Maybe you'll remember us when you're boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We are off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temperature! CIAO!!!

The parting sentiment burns like hot sauce in an open wound. However, a message left on the restaurant's Facebook page denied any involvement with the sign. That's strange, because it's definitely posted behind the glass door.