I was thinking that exact thing. The effort involved raising these pests would be better spent chopping up carrots, onions, garlic, and other delicious bits. Sautee and toss in skinned baby squirrel caracasses after the garlic fuses into the oil. I bet that would be fuckin delicious

A better solution is to catch them in one of those haveaheart traps baited with cat food. Toss the whole cage in a large trash bag and spray break cleaner in there. Its a quick and relatively painless way to dispose of problem animals.

Hong Kong is the best strip bar that I know. Not that I've gone on a world tour for it but I've been to Puerto Rico, Playa del Carmen, Mexico City and everything else sucks when you compare it to HK. And I'm a girl! Not sure how that matters.

I heard about this book called the "48 Hour Workday" and what I took from it was that if it's not making you happy, if it's costing you money (and something else I forget) then get rid of it and you will be happier. So I was about to get a massage when the boyfriend calls and pisses me off. We had agreed to work on our communication by emailing each other once a week and he wasn't doing his part. Then the masseuse comes and tells me that she's ready for me, "but I can't yet you see, I'm arguing with my boyfriend for the seventh week in the row only this time, it's really about something".

I had this same issue for 2 days straight: people hung up on me after a few seconds! This is odd because I've made plenty of sales over the past few months that I've worked in telesales. I was in a slump so I asked my manager for help. I listened into his call and he listened into mine.

Basic problem was that I was over thinking it and I needed to sound familiar. Also remember this: pace, power, script. Be super slow in your pitch, so slow (during your commercial) that you feel uncomfortable. When they interject, remember that it is a knee reaction so ignore it, acknowledge it (we call it cushioning) and go back to the script. Let me know if that helps!

Can't change it, so just hang up. But even better, if you are an open minded person give 30 seconds, maybe 10, and if it's some one good then you may find yourself in an interesting 30 minute conversation.

Was is the design with one or two sides that opens? The double sided ones always gave me hassle. As for the cost of brake cleaner, I hear you on that. Doesn't take much though, less than a third of a can. There was a city ordnance against firing weapons, though we were remote enough no one was going to report it.

That's not true, you do not look worse after the procedure. I know plenty of 20+ year old women who began Botox at 19 as a way to reduce their wrinkles before they become old. This in no way will prevent old age lines but it will erase laugh lines and crow feet.

I'm Latina and got spanked by my mother with anything she had in her hand: belts, broomsticks, electric chords, mangos, clothes hangers. The worst part was that sometimes it would come so unexpected and in public. I never bleed to death or got bruises but the horror of being cornered is so barbaric. For a while I thought that if I ever had kids, I'd do the same because hey, I turned out alright. That is till I met my first and current boyfriend and learned that like anyone, I have some issues that stem from my childhood. Whenever I do something I regret like throwing a tantrum for not getting enough attention I wish that he would hit me, spank me, anything so that I won't ever do it again. That won't ever happen so I deal with by meditating now.

I had the same problem, I suggest: trust your audience by explaining less and showing more; and when you feel the need to be serious, lighten up. When I wrote a short story about "The Time I Rode My Bike Across Cambodia By Myself And Almost Died", I thought, ok this is going to be a serious one. The message will be: Robert Frost once said that he took the road less traveled and it made all the difference. I wanted to discuss my struggles with language barrier and make the climax be when it suddenly got so late and dark that I almost died!

Then I realized that I sounded too pretentious. I'm not a famous world traveler, what do I know? There are people who have taken bolder moves so I shifted the message and belittled my initiative to rent a bike in the first place, "it's something that normal people do" I joked. I made the story be about the people I met; the Cambodians kept trying to warn me of something but I failed to understand them. I focused the attention on the person who rescued me and made fun of myself for speaking assuming that she didn't speak any English. The title was Lost In Translation. I decided to trust my audience to get the message about how it's great to take the road less traveled by showing (not telling them) what I saw. There were bits of tragedy but you know what Mark Twain said, comedy is tragedy.

I presented it at a Toastmaster Speech club and received great reviews. Hope this helps!