You are 'Christmas Time is Here, by Golly!', by TomLehrer. Hmm, you really don't like Christmas,do you? From the moment they start playingcarols in the shops in October to theappearance of the first Easter Eggs in theshops on New Years Eve, the rampant hypocrisyof the Christmas spirit sets your teeth onedge. You know just how many family fightsstart over Christmas dinner, how many peopleare injured in the Boxing Day sales, and howfew people actually find Christmas evenremotely merry. You liked Scrooge far betterbefore those ghosts got to him, and you areonly doing this quiz because you are bored atwork and anything is better than listening toeveryone else discuss their Christmas shopping.Still, it is two days off work, which doescount for something... Enjoy the break.

White folks, hate the black folks, and the black folks, hate the white folks. To hate all but the right folks is an old established rule, but during Na-a-ational Brotherhood Week! Na-a-a-ational Brotherhood Week...