The bathroom floor- for the 11th time. I’ve run out of off-cuts to patch it up now

The Dragon – It is back on the scene after his op. He no longer humps it. He just savages it. Is that progress?

Limited Edition Walter White Figure – This was mine, I’m not quite ready to talk about it. It still hurts.

A Cushion – From Primark? We need to up our soft furnishings game.

The Bathroom Floor – For the 10th time. Don’t look so pleased with yourself Tommy.

Emmas Shoe – This looks expensive. i hide this in the back of the wardrobe.Emmas flip flop- Probably from Primark. These go straight in the binA seat cover – Tommys first ever act of mindless hooliganism