Think about it, this is perfect.a) It'll make Robin insanly jealousb) You get to have sex with herc) Maybe by getting to know Mary, you'll come to see that cortisens are people tooand d) B! All night long!

There's three rules of cheating:1st: It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married.2nd: It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels.3rd: And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

I didn't give up on my dream house, because that's the thing about stupid decisions - we all make them, but time is funny and sometimes a little magical. It can take a stupid decision, and turn it into something else entirely.

Don't knock long-distance relationships, I really think they can work. I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid, there's Erica in Tokyo, there's Laura in Denmark. And Kelly on 34th street. The last thinks I'm a humble sheep-shearer from Kelani.