The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breastscandid moments, or breastspersonal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breastsjobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

Those are some nice fakers, Nicki. I’d already seen her nipple from her GMA performance and her ass from everything she’s ever worn. So I just need to see the vag and my Nicki Minaj Real Doll will be complete.