flamingboar:So my idiot co worker came up with this today; "only New York people are worried! And all the news outlets are there so they are screaming that the sky is falling! What about the rest of us!?"

AbbeySomeone:doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

We won't feel sorry for you when you eat all that candy.

Stay safe East Coasters. I'm hoping I won't wake up to bits of Canadia floating in Puget Sound.

/don't mock me

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy step to the sweet shop with my hurricane Sandy

i got complacent this year and karma drove Issac here. i won't ask what was going on there. for the sake of those living there i hope the storm isn't even close to the hype. and that y'all keep your power on.

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

Or you could, just, you know, TURN YOUR FARKING PORCH LIGHT OFF.

Not hardly. We don't want to be antisocial seeing as we're new to the neighborhood. Much better to catch a break from mother nature.

After SNOWMAGEDDON, STORMAPALOOZA and SNOWPACALYPSE I hear "Frankenstorm" and think "So, snowing again?"

Sorry, I have no idea what actually qualifies as "dangerous weather" anymore. Are they always being "The Boy Who Cried SNOW-WOLF!!!!" or have every one of these snow-driven panic-freakouts actually been bad?

doyner:NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

Or you could, just, you know, TURN YOUR FARKING PORCH LIGHT OFF.

Not hardly. We don't want to be antisocial seeing as we're new to the neighborhood. Much better to catch a break from mother nature.

Judging by your "Oh GOD!!! I have to hand out CANDY!1!!", I'm betting the neighborhood already has an idea...

doyner:NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

Or you could, just, you know, TURN YOUR FARKING PORCH LIGHT OFF.

Not hardly. We don't want to be antisocial seeing as we're new to the neighborhood. Much better to catch a break from mother nature.

You're treating Trick-or-Treaters like some major burden. You kinda already are antisocial.

Mentalpatient87:doyner: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

Or you could, just, you know, TURN YOUR FARKING PORCH LIGHT OFF.

Not hardly. We don't want to be antisocial seeing as we're new to the neighborhood. Much better to catch a break from mother nature.

You're treating Trick-or-Treaters like some major burden. You kinda already are antisocial.

Mentalpatient87:doyner: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: doyner: All I know is that I'm glad that I won't have to answer the door 1000 times on Wednesday to give shiat away to other people's crotchfruit. Losing poewr and water is worth that relief.

Or you could, just, you know, TURN YOUR FARKING PORCH LIGHT OFF.

Not hardly. We don't want to be antisocial seeing as we're new to the neighborhood. Much better to catch a break from mother nature.

You're treating Trick-or-Treaters like some major burden. You kinda already are antisocial.

Not being fond of teenagers driving around in cars and not even bothering to dress in a costume and demanding candy is anti-social?