An elephant the size of a dog. So I can put it on my lap and smooch its noggin.

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An elephant the size of a dog. So I can put it on my lap and smooch its noggin.

Yes. While a monster giant pug would be awesome, the puddles of drool and giant presents it would leave behind would not be. I want to hold a tiny elephant. Maybe even better would be a kitten sized elephant.

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I always say that if I believed that it was ethical to breed animals my first order of business would be to start a company that genetically engineers tiny versions of various types of animals. What I really want is a teacup panda, but I would take a mini elephant.

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You know, giving up cheese was easy, and not wearing leather shoes is no big deal...the hardest part of veganism is not being able to genetically engineer pocket-sized exotic animals. VEGANISM IS TOO HARD.

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Although I am tempted by a giant dog, logistically it would be a bit of a bummer. I'd have to get all my doorways widened quite drastically. And it would cost a bomb to feed. Plus, tiny elephant! I really like elephants and think of all the japes you could have. You could bath it, and it would squirt water at you through it's tiny trunk, and then you'd throw your head back and laugh.

Yes, I am picturing owning a dog-sized elephant as a sort of movie montage.

Also, I'd totally go for a tiny unicorn, too. But a full sized equine takes a lot of work and money to keep.

You know, giving up cheese was easy, and not wearing leather shoes is no big deal...the hardest part of veganism is not being able to genetically engineer pocket-sized exotic animals. VEGANISM IS TOO HARD.

I want a little pink barnyard piglet that will never grow up. Is that too much to ask?!