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View Poll Results: Fishy open mouthed sloppy ass kisser????

Voters

15. You may not vote on this poll

Walk away

16.67%

Teach 'em right

853.33%

WTF another useless poll

213.33%

I have found a way to think differently than could ever be polled and will explain below

Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Inspired by the following help column and real life experiences I have to ask you fellas... does a fish kisser turn you off and make you walk away or do you prefer to teach through the moment?
The original Article: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing

For me personally I cannot stand a sloppy open mouthed kisser... just ruins the moment.. I have in the past walked away and I have taught the panting dog to close their mouths... what about you?

Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

I fracked it up... i ask the kind moderators in Moderation tower to clean my sloppy work up... I swear i am a better kisser than thread title makerer.....

LOL--- on the soul sucker...

I have ahd the open mouth sloppy kisser but probably the most irritating was a guy who literally wanted to suck my tongue outta my mouth... some tongue play is cool but dont be going hannibal lector on me

Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

When I was in college in Central Texas, I was out with a "married gay" (which meant that he married a Lesbian, who knew that he sucked dick) and met this really HOT dude who wanted to go out partying with us.

Well he got to drive, and this hot guy rode as "bitch."

It was apparent that he NEVER kissed before because he was trying to swallow my face like a guppy.

.......................................

Good times!

I regret that I didn't get to suck his dick.

Last edited by Centexfarmer; December 8th, 2012 at 10:53 PM.

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Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Enthusiastic, open mouthed is preferred; no anti-tongue paranoia from me, but also I don't want to look up halfway through with a puzzled look on my face while I try to figure out why you have a glazed look in your eyes, and where you're going to try shoving your tongue next. If you can compliment me on my minty fresh sinuses, you have gone unnecessarily far. I like holding onto my guy and vice versa. Some people freak out with eyes open or closed. I think mostly closed but open is fine once in a while to enjoy the visuals of the moment. If susceptible to whistling nostril syndrome, a potential make-out partner is asked to take whatever personal grooming steps are necessary to ensure no distracting noises during the moment. Finally, kissing after sex can be deeply passionate, but also should be somewhat less intense, and reflect the mood of wind-down instead of building anticipation. It only makes sense given how so many guys are apt to rest then anyhow.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Open mouth kissing is fine at the appropriate moment, like when your mouth and tongue have been wrestling with his cock and balls and his juices and your juices are really flowing, it only seems natural to start eating his face, don't you think?

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Wait, is this one of those things where if you've never come across anybody else that fits the description, it's you?

Nah not necessarily... you could have just had the luck of expert lips over your life...

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Originally Posted by sixthson

Open mouth kissing is fine at the appropriate moment, like when your mouth and tongue have been wrestling with his cock and balls and his juices and your juices are really flowing, it only seems natural to start eating his face, don't you think?

Yeah that is ok... I am talking about the starting out moments like in the article... once it is game on then a lot of things go that i and many wouldnt normally consider okay... at least in my experience....

Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by bankside

Enthusiastic, open mouthed is preferred; no anti-tongue paranoia from me, but also I don't want to look up halfway through with a puzzled look on my face while I try to figure out why you have a glazed look in your eyes, and where you're going to try shoving your tongue next. If you can compliment me on my minty fresh sinuses, you have gone unnecessarily far. I like holding onto my guy and vice versa. Some people freak out with eyes open or closed. I think mostly closed but open is fine once in a while to enjoy the visuals of the moment. If susceptible to whistling nostril syndrome, a potential make-out partner is asked to take whatever personal grooming steps are necessary to ensure no distracting noises during the moment. Finally, kissing after sex can be deeply passionate, but also should be somewhat less intense, and reflect the mood of wind-down instead of building anticipation. It only makes sense given how so many guys are apt to rest then anyhow.

See?

Did anyone take the time to read all of that?

He wasn't talking about "sucking face" with some guy that you met at a party, but was speaking as a hopeless romantic.

I hope that the OP of this thread is paying attention!

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Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by sixthson

Open mouth kissing is fine at the appropriate moment, like when your mouth and tongue have been wrestling with his cock and balls and his juices and your juices are really flowing, it only seems natural to start eating his face, don't you think?

No Sir.

I'm sorry.

I expect that the guy that I'm going all "Mack Daddy" with is a python!

Not only because of the size of the cock within his tight fitting jeans, but because of his ability to un-lock his jaw and swallow mine.

At that point I have the hope that he's thinking of other places to eat instead of my face, even if it's just for breakfast and I have to pay not only his tab but transportation back to wherever he was before the encounter.

It ain't all about sucking some dick or eating some ass!

IF

YOU

CANNOT

KISS

It doesn't matter if you can suck the chrome off of trailer hitch!

It just tells me that you don't know how to be intimate.

But I'm a Gay whore like that.

Last edited by Centexfarmer; December 9th, 2012 at 12:48 AM.

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Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by centexfarmer

That would depend upon whether you were actually into it or not.

Well, I enjoy an impassioned open-mouth kiss as much as the next guy, but can't imagine ever being aroused by one that is awkward and sloppy. I tend to favour the post coital kissing that was mentioned above, as it is soft and loving rather than chaotic or messy.

I'm sure the sloppier kisses have their place, but I don't think that place is my bedroom.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

It that person is HOT, I don't walk away. I excuse myself to the bathroom and put some toothpaste in my mouth then go back for more tongue wrestling...spreading toothpaste in his/her mouth. Mmmmm...minty fresh. That's why it's always good to start out with a glass of wine/beer/cocktails before making out. Alcohol kills germs. And if a woman still has a fishy smell, I tell her to close her legs. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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I remember only had one experience where a guy went all slack mouthed from the outset....but was totally passive at the same time.

He did nothing with his own tongue and very quickly the image of me giving someone mouth to mouth resuscitation flashed through my mind and I laughed...in his mouth. I think his feelings were hurt...but that was the end of the kissing for me. I think I just gave him a good BJ to make up for it.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by rareboy

I remember only had one experience where a guy went all slack mouthed from the outset....but was totally passive at the same time.

He did nothing with his own tongue and very quickly the image of me giving someone mouth to mouth resuscitation flashed through my mind and I laughed...in his mouth. I think his feelings were hurt...but that was the end of the kissing for me. I think I just gave him a good BJ to make up for it.

In hindsight...I probably should have sno-balled him after.

What's a sno-ball?

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Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by centexfarmer

I hope that the OP of this thread is paying attention!

'course I is.... and i am pretty darn good at lip wrestling

Originally Posted by HunterM

It that person is HOT, I don't walk away. I excuse myself to the bathroom and put some toothpaste in my mouth then go back for more tongue wrestling...spreading toothpaste in his/her mouth. Mmmmm...minty fresh. That's why it's always good to start out with a glass of wine/beer/cocktails before making out. Alcohol kills germs. And if a woman still has a fishy smell, I tell her to close her legs. Ain't nobody got time for that!

mmmmmmm swapping listerine is a new sex pig thing these days???

Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

I know right... I met a guy about two months ago who was fucking intent on sucking my ear... like inside the ear... hell i hate getting water in my ear when i shower... i sure as heel dont need a saliva based ear enema

Everyone can be great, because everyone can serve.~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by JayHawk

I know right... I met a guy about two months ago who was fucking intent on sucking my ear... like inside the ear... hell i hate getting water in my ear when i shower... i sure as heel dont need a saliva based ear enema

Re: Kissing Problems and Cock Teasing...

Originally Posted by JayHawk

Now a loverly nibble on the lobe while enjoying the better part of a mans neck is perfectly reasonable... but dayum stay outta my ear...

Alright Jay you're starting to come across as one of those guys that Nitpick's everything done to you in the bedroom...Some Guys enjoy Kissing & Licking the back of a Neck and working their Tongue inside the Ears while Fucking your Ass...

You should be enjoying the Love-making instead of worrying about if too much Spit is gonna get in your Ear...