In the spirit of the Holidays, let's have a Halloween costume contest.

Fake Lefty White Woman claiming to be "Black"

Fake Lefty White Woman claiming to be "Cherokee"

Remember Democrats, I know you like to give participation awards but you have to pick a winner here.

My take: I feel like Rachel Dolezal wins due to the fact she engaged in more cultural appropriation, by curling her hair up, and tanning her skin. She also made an effort to adopt a harlem accent.

Elizabeth Warren is a close second for actually getting a DNA test showing that she has LESS Native DNA than most Americans making her one of the elite 1% of whitest people on the planet, then claiming victory.

Warren did release a native themed cook book titled, "Pow Wow Chow: A Collection of Recipes from Families of the Five Civilized Tribes : Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Creek and Seminole". (yes that's a real book title)

I mean, I give her an honest attempt at trying to fit in and throwing down some real indian cred, but honestly it comes off as hella racist. Just my 2 cents.

"Amazing! Get in touch with your roots!, May 17, 2012 By Joshua P. Strodtbeck "fishstik45" (Indianapolis, IN) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME) This review is from: Pow Wow Chow: A Collection of Recipes from Families of the Five Civilized Tribes : Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Creek and Seminole (Paperback) Some of the recipes in this book are by the nation's most famous Cherokee, Elizabeth Warren, who is 0/32 native on her mother's side. As a fellow 0/32 Cherokee, I have enjoyed getting in touch with my ancestry through some of the delightful recipes Dr. Warren has published, such as a recipe for herbed tomatoes. I absolutely recommend this for anyone with a similar ancestry who wants to know more about the traditions passed down from their forebears."

WTF! Once you get to fractions below 1/16, that would mean that I'm Hungarian, Armenian, Russian, Persian, you name it, despite the fact that 3/4 of my background is British and 1/4 mixed German/Czech, and that's how I identify myself.

This is ridiculous, I don't drink Borscht, eat Goulash or Lamajun, but sure, Baklava deserts and skewered meats are fine.

I am Rin Wah the Impaler ... oops sorry, he was Romanian, my 1/64 was on the Russian side or was it? ... the Austro-Hungarian side of the border. I don't know, I just know that I can't get benefits from those loser white groups.

I am white, but I was in a car accident that ended up with me having my balls replaced with transplants from a dead Navajo organ donor. So ladies, if you want to up the percentage score of your babies Native-American DNA by a significant degree, I am open for biz! But in respect to the Navajo's tradition, we have to do it the old fashioned way. No turkey baster inseminations, etc.