Holidays are some of the only times I get to see my sister Maya leadsynth. I got to see her this week, resulting in some new gems to add to my collection when we had lunch at a Quizno's that suddenly seemed less appealing upon my realization that it was located inside a BP gas station.

It's a pun, although not exactly a CS one. I'm riffing on the title of an old Onion article. It's a reference to the sometimes-true, sometimes-not-true-at-all idea that keeping a blog all these years has helped me to understand myself better.

I suppose I'm also using "sorted" in the sense of "polished and pulled together" -- as a self-effacing reference to the fact that, although I like to imagine I have a polished online presence, it's actually a big hairy mess.