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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Holiday Gift Guide For Your Everyday Needs

I took some time to collect some must have, very affordable, holiday gift ideas. Just a few every day items that are both practical and fun. These are sure to check off all those hard to shop for gifts this season.

Like a tin can.

I kind you not. You could open a can of crushed tomatoes {I'm looking at you, Mermaid} or you could head over to Tiffany & Co to pick up their Sterling Silver Tin Can for the low low price of $1000. One thousand dollars.

Where do you buy your balls of yarn? Michaels for about $5 or Tiffany & Co for...wait for it...$9000. Nine freaking thousand dollars. American, not Monopoly, dollars. Nine. Nine thousand!

Have you ever shopped at Tiffany? You know the complimentary cup of coffee they give you in a small paper cup, coated in their signature blue color? Well you can also get one in bone china. Comparatively though, this one is actually a total bargain.

A pill box...so big enough for tiny pills...in the shape of a Chinese food take out container is less of a deal. Though to be honest, I know people collect pill boxes so I suspect this one will be a big seller.

But let me ask you, dear friends, where you store your band aids? I slovenly store mine in the generic Target store box that they came in. Gasp! Proper ladies likely store their {store brand because let's be honest...how else are you going to afford this thing} band aids in sterling silver band aid boxes lined in Tiffany blue. Oh how I wish I could one day be a proper lady!

And my final gift suggestion is something we all need. A rose gold bendy straw. For $350. Which better make your Diet Coke taste about $347 better than the plastic two cent variety!

So there you go. Top tips for all you gift giving needs this season! You're welcome!

Seriously though...I want to see a list of people who buy that tin can, bendy straw, and ball of yarn! While I am of the belief that everyone has the right to spend their pennies as they so choose...no one needs a sterling silver tin can. No one. I'll take a blue paint pen and DIY that shit for you.