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Job review company Glassdoor have compiled a list of the toughest interview questions by country. Here are the toughest from the UK for 20...

Mr Knott and Mr Watt

Mr.Watt rang Mr.Knott.

Knott: "Who's calling?" Watt: "Watt."Knott: "What is your name, please?"Watt: "Watt's my name."Knott: "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"Watt: "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."[Pause]Watt: "Is this James Brown?"Knott: "No, this is Knott."Watt: "Please tell me your name."Knott: "Will Knott."Watt: "Why not?"Knott: "Huh? What do you mean why not?"Watt: "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"Knott: "But I told you my name!"Watt: "No you didn't you said, "Will not".Knott: "Not not, Knott, Will Knott!"Watt: "That's what I mean."Knott: "So you know my name."Watt: "Of course not!"Knott: "Good. So now, what is yours?"Watt: "Watt. Yours?"Knott: "Your name!"Watt: "Watt's my name."Knott: "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"Watt: "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."Knott: "You've been patient? What about me?"[Pause]Knott: "I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.""Of course not!"Knott: "See, you even know my name!""Of course not!"Knott: "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?""Because I don't."[Pause]Knott: "What is your name?"Watt: "See, you do know!"Knott: "Of course not!"Watt:"Then why do you keep saying, Watt is your name."Knott: "To find out your name!"Watt: "But you already know it!"Knott: "What?"Watt: "See!"Knott: "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what would your answer be?"Watt: "Watt's my name."Knott: "No, no, give me only one word."Watt: "Watt"Knott: "Your name!"Watt: "Right!"[Pause before it hits him]Knott: "Oh, Wright!"Watt: "Yeah!"Knott: "So why didn't you say so before?"Watt: "I told you so many times!"Knott: "You never said Wright before"Watt: "Of course I did."Knott: "OK I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"Watt: "I do not."Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."Watt: "I do not!"Knott: "Good!"Watt: "Oh, Guud!"Knott: "Good."Watt: "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"Knott: "No, it's Knott!"Watt: "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."Knott: "Yes Wright."