Mr. Squiggles

Meet Mr. Squiggles. He likes to hang out around old seafaring ships. There’s lots of good eats in those parts.

We got lucky, it’s rare to find one of his kind which is probably why he looks surprised. There’s only about 7 of them alive. Luckily for him, and us, they live for a very long time and are hard to kill so they don’t reproduce very often. Plus they’re all related and that would be weird.

I saw some old footage of one being attacked by a shark and upon the chomp it just squiggled out like Jell-O between the teeth. It reminded my of those sticky booger things you can throw against the wall and watch ‘em slink down.