Second Hand Pitt Porn

Brad Pitt covers the June/July issue of Esquire. The profile was written by Tom Junod. In light of Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy announcement last week, Esquire has posted additional thoughts from Junod to its website on the Brange relationship given what we all know now. Apparently his interviews with Pitt took place during the 3 months Jolie was undergoing her procedures.

Junod previously profiled Jolie in 2007. Have you ever read the article? It’s...extremely flattering. I mean, he basically calls her Jesus. And I guess he was widely criticised for it. Here’s Brad’s response when he mentions it during their discussion:

“But you were right. You were right, you were right. Angie is....the best person.....”

For his piece on Pitt, Juno had access to those inside the Jolie-Pitt circle. Like, the real circle. If we learned anything last week, there is indeed a real circle and that sh-t is kept tight. Frank Pollaro, Pitt’s furniture design partner, has been allowed inside. These were the observations Pollaro chose to share:

“But (Pollaro) wanted to say something else, so he called Brad, and asked if he was at liberty to speak about Brad’s relationship with Angelina. He was, and so when he called back, he told me what he’d seen at Brad’s house -- “once I walked in and Angie was standing there and Zahara walked up and said, ‘Daddy, you’re not going to start making out with Mommy again, are you?’ And it’s like that. This is a guy who has tried not to do any sexy scenes with other women since he’s met Angelinia. He’s crazy about her, and she’s the same way about him. No matter how hard he’s working, if one of those kids runs by the window he’ll get out of his chair and give them a kiss. And I don’t think I’ve ever seen Angie without one of those children in her arms.”

It’s Pitt Porn! And since it’s so rare these days, I’ll take it however I can get it, even if it’s second hand. Click here to read Junod’s thoughts on “The Real Life of Brangelina”.

As for when we’ll see the Pitt Porn, live, again...

Maybe Russia?

It was announced this week that World War Z will open the Moscow Film Festival on June 20. And they are OBSESSED with the Jolie over there.