One year on New Year's Eve, I ordered an entire party sized pizza and watched all the (original) Planet of the Apes movies. My roommates (who actually went out and partied) were horrified and enthralled. There are polaroids somewhere. It took a full 24 hours, but I finished it.

Regular large pizzas entirely to myself used to be a regular occurrence, but not only wisdom comes with age, but also moderation.

Has accidentally walked into a large inanimate object like a light post or mailbox.