Chris Soules Is Your New “Bachelor” Beefcake

Least surprising announcement in history: hot farmer Chris Soules will be the next star of “The Bachelor.” The adorable Iowan couldn’t tempt Andi Dorfman to the cornfields on last season’s “Bachelorette,” even though she would have inherited the world’s raddest mother-in-law. [US Weekly]

Samira Wiley from “Orange Is The New Black,” AKA Poussey, is dating one of the show’s writers, Lauren Morelli. Too cute! [Autostraddle]

Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweeten and Andrea Barber are trying to milk a “Full House” revival for all it could be worth. Notice how the Olsen twins want nothing to do with this. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Jessica Duggar and Ben Seewald seem to be in a hurry to get hitched (probably so they can kiss on the lips for the first time?) and have set a wedding date of November 1. The two set up a wedding registry at Bed, Bath and Beyond. [Starcasm]

ESPN’s “SportsCenter” devoted airtime to how the first-ever openly gay NFL player Michael Sam uses the showers when his teammates are around. [Vox]

A script of “The Butler” signed by Oprah Winfrey has gone missing. [TMZ]

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