Face Of Jesus Appears On Stingray

It’s not as famous as Grilled Cheesus or Nun Bun, but the image a James Island woman found Friday on the back of a dead cownose ray may be one day.

“I just kind of thought it looked like a bearded homeless man,” said Erica Scheldt, 24. “But when I posted pictures on Instagram, one of my friends was like, ‘That’s Jesus.’ And I was like, ‘Oh my God! You’re right!’”

Scheldt also pointed out that she is from Nashville, home of the famous Nun Bun, a cinnamon roll that bears a strong resemblance to Mother Teresa.

I see a tripping John Lennon bending a little sideways and sporting one hell of a moustache. Behind him is a combination of the painted dessert and the rocks at the south end of Central Park. He looks like he could be chewing tobacco and about ready to spit, but it might be a bad strawberry that he’s eating. I guess that’s a little bit like seeing Jesus. Not like I worship John Lennon, I hear he was pretty much a drunk before he was shot.

Looks like a scruffy Luke Wilson after being stranded on a deserted island.

http://twitter.com/robinmilim robin milim

Bullshit- that’s not Jesus, it’s my uncle sol.

Katbox1

Looks like Steve Irwin…

Howiedunnet

Looks more like Ron Perlman disguised as Jesus.

Liftedwings

who’s the artist?

http://www.facebook.com/Apokryphon Seanie Gillspeak

Alan Moore for Shoore

Bob

tom petty?

Rick

It’s a bit nuts that people will see Jesus in just about anything that has a vague shape of a face or body of some sort. Just look at http://stuffthatlookslikejesus.com/ and see how many are not seeing Jesus in nothing.

Babycork

I just saw that guy between my girl’s legs.. What a turn off.

David Cosgrove

I opened a mollusc shell once and saw something much scarier than that.

deosbo1

It cracks me up that people see things, that resemble a human face and think its Jesus. Who the hell knows what he is supposed to look like?

If i try to make out eyebrows on that ray, the face reminds me of Rob Zombie…which is appropriate as JC allegedly returned from the dead.

JaceD

Wow amazing! Our lord sure does work in mysterious ways. Who said there was no proof of Gods divine work?

sheesh

It’s amazing you exist.

JaceD

Thanks, that’s very kind of you.

Lmnop_nis

Shut up. Retard.

http://profile.yahoo.com/V5R5XBX4KWTN3C57MGYD73YEHU Kyle

Actually looks like Darwin.

BnalAlast

This really speaks very well of god’s priorities. War and suffering in the world? fuck that shit.
Let’s keep them entertained with things that have a mild resemblance to what people think my son looks like.

D.D.B.

Of course! All this time Jesus was waiting in the ocean in the form of a stingray just waiting for us to “find” him.
Then when we do we kill him and put him on display.

http://twitter.com/CoffinRide M.C. CoffinRide

If it is Jesus’ face, he’s got a tiny Michael Jackson nose.

Atheists unite

its not fuckin jesus its a fuckin manta ray

H1ll

Wow, a whistling jesus on a fish.

Null

Jesus has one hell of a cleft chin lol and what happened to his other eye? And what are those holes on the side of his face? hahaha people are so funny