Mark Wilson

"What image would you like on the cake, sir?" "I'll shoot you the URL." And with these simple, misunderstood words, an epic cake wreck was born. So what was supposed to be on the cake? This:

I know we have someone in the audience who reads Russian, but unless it fulfills some cold war stereotype—maybe the location of a missing reel from Rocky's IV's three-hour training montage—it's going to be a disappointment.