I thought a thought
But the thought I thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought so much.’

Do thick tinkers think?

Tea for the thin twin tinsmith.

He says that a two twice-twisted twine twisted twice twists twice as tight as a one once-twisted twine twisted twice.
But I say that a two twice-twisted twine twisted twice does not twist as tight as a one once-twisted twine twisted twice.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistlesifter,
Sifted sixty thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Thick thistle sticks. Thick thistle sticks. Thick thistle sticks.

Six thick thistles stuck together.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
That lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.
The two-toed toad tried to win
The she-toad’s friendly nod,
For the two-toed toad loved the ground
On which the three-toed tree toad trod.
But no matter how the two-toed treetoad tried,
He could not please her whim.
In her three-toed bower,
With her three-toed power,
The three-toed she-toad vetoed him.

Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends.
See owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw
See, which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw before
See saw Roar’s seesaw, then
See’s saw would not have sawed Roar’s seesaw.
But See saw Roar’s seesaw before
Soar saw See’s saw so See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
It was a shame to let See see Soar so sore because
See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

Down the slippery slide they slid Sitting slightly sideways; Slipping swiftly, see them skid On holidays and Fridays.