We heard you quit your day job and started freelancing as a superhero. Bravo! Who needs benefits when you can save mankind from ultimate destruction?

Obviously, then, it’s time to create a superhero checklist to ensure you have everything you need to fight for good and destroy evil. Do you have, for instance, a hip, hidden hero’s headquarters? Have you designed a logo? Do you possess a unique and eye catching (not to mention indestructible and amphibious) mode of transportation? Do you have a supervillian you’re set to defeat? Have you selected a witty, brave, and always-there-at-the-most-dire-of-moments sidekick selected? Great! Then you’re ready to go. Oh wait…do you have an amazing costume that instills in you superhuman strength, durability, and heightened senses when you put it on? Looks like you may be in need of this Mr. Incredible Bodysuit Skinovation. just like the one Edna Mode designed in the film The Incredibles, until you get that last part sorted out.

Edna Mode has been designing custom superhero suits since the “glory days” of superpowers, and this full body suit was crafted with her utmost care. She has a looooooooong waitlist for new clients, but we think Bob Parr won’t mind your borrowing his until you get yours sorted out. After all, it will encase you head, hands, and feet, so that none of your civilian self is showing, making your true identity even more of a secret when you test out your new life path this Halloween. Now, you just need to decide how you’re going to be alerted to danger—super hearing, a special sense, or an illuminated signal—and you’re ready for your way more fulfilling career path.