The source says, "As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking...They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out." And when they were, the captain kicked them out for their behavior! Paris went on her MySpace blog on Monday to deny the story, so who knows if it's true or not, but still...sex in a bathroom?

Now, I'm no germaphobe (five-second rule? Er, how about twenty-second rule?) but I've been thinking about this whole bathroom sex idea from a hygienic perspective and I'm not quite sure how you pull it off. Sure, it's kinda hot—it's spontaneous and a little bit dirty (in a good way)—but is it worth doing only to have to coat yourself in antiseptic later? You'd have to touch the sink or at least the wall, right? I don't know if you've been in a bar bathroom lately, but most don't even have toilet paper.

What do you think? Would you have sex in a bathroom? A PUBLIC bathroom? Or is it just too gross for your liking?

P.S. Don't act all innocent, 'cause we know you've had sex in some crazy places, too.

P.S.S. How funny/weird is this photo of Paris and Doug? I think she finally found someone who loves the camera as much as she does. (Are you channeling Derek Zoolander, Doug?)