JOKE OF THE DAY

The golfer, the dentist, the wife

Tee'd off

Published: 05/18/2013 at 7:16 PM

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic. I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.”

So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him the one that hurts …”