Go Ahead- Make My Day!

I love to make new friends and part of friendship is learning all about their life. So go ahead and make my day by asking me anything you want. I am an open book and will always try to provide you a complete and honest answer.

sorry for my negativity...sometimes I can be a bit sarcastic !!!<br />And to be true to you, the qualities, you seek in a relationship, are nothing less, then what you should find...I truly wish you all my best!!! he's out there, just waiting to be found !!!

Mike,<br />I discovered another pre-requisite to being my bf is having a sexy voice so anyone with a sexy voice (see I Love Accents Post) would get 20 bonus points toward any shortcomings. LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!

Looper,<br />I am sure you are one of the few men that would qualify because if my memory serves me correctly from one of your previous postings you are from the Midwest. You get the 20 extra points and you are intelligent so there ya go! But also didn't I read that you have an EP GF already? Are you trying to get me into some big trouble?

Looper,<br />It isn't like that sweetie. I just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Although we flirt openly I understand that you have a special girl and I would never come between that. I am a loyal partner. You know I care so much about you and love to chat with you.

My most painful memory is the death of my baby. Yes I have felt myself looking into my body before. It was on the day that I lost my baby. H*ll no!!! I am terrified of cats Lucifer. Cats scare me more than you do. I know I should be scared of Lucifer but I am so attracted to you and your dark side. Just don't make me get out my crucifix.... lol<br /><br />What is your biggest regret in life? If you could go back and relive one moment in your life what moment would that be? Would you change anything about this moment? If you could change one negative thing you have done in the past what would that be? Is your real life name Damien? Sorry I had to ask!!!

Not telling my father that I love him, and that I forgive him for all the bad things he's done to me and my family in his life.<br />The one moment I'd go back and relive would be the last time I was in the presence of my Uncle before he died. I had said c***sucker in front of him and my father, and both wanted to beat my a** so bad. He looked at me in disappointment and anger, and I never did get the chance to say I was sorry for saying that. I'd relive that day, and have kept my mouth shut, telling him I love him and bear hugged him one last time.<br />It would be all the times I said I hated my mother.<br />My real name is David, Hebrew for "Beloved of God." And it's okay. I don't mind you asking me.

What is your biggest regret in life? Tied here would be the fact that I don't have children... The other would be that I don't have a relationship any longer with my father but after talking to you I am going to work on that harder. I<br /><br />f you could go back and relive one moment in your life what moment would that be? The day I decided to go on a date with the man that abused and eventually shot me. <br />Would you change anything about this moment? I would have used the f bomb on him.<br />If you could change one negative thing you have done in the past what would that be? I hurt someone that was very close to me because I couldnt keep my panties on. I wouild have kept my panties on although I felt like i was betrayed well b4 i did what I did. <br /><br />Is your real life name Damien? Sorry I had to ask!!! you know what my name is as I told you in our private chat,.

JJ,<br />Although Juicy Fruit has sugar Fungirl is sugar free. I refer to myself as Splenda sometimes. I look like sugar; I taste like sugar, and yes I am a derivative of sugar but I have no calories so one can consume as much of me as he likes!!!<br /><br />EM,<br />Believe me I have always been aware that boys and girls are different. I can't remember NOT knowing the difference in male and female. Growing up on a farm you learn very quickly the difference in the sexes. Let's just put it this way... there is something very different about what is hanging between a bull's legs and what is hanging between a cow's legs. I hope this doesn't offend anyone.

EM,<br />I don’t think that has come to fruition but I have been told there was a campaign started to do just that recently by some of my EP friends although I truly do not deserve the honor. There seemed to be a concern with the bust because they don’t seem to make a 40DDD mold for bronze sculptures any longer. LOL Seriously EM, my goal is to touch the life of every person I come in contact with in my life because whether the encounter is positive or negative I take away a lesson from every interaction I have. I simply want the same for the other person. <br /><br />JJ,<br />Wow now you want Fungirl to get serious. It will only be for a moment so enjoy it. I have a much younger sister that is a “cutter.” I was looking for ideas on how I could better understand why she does what she does and how I can help her get to the point where she does it less and less with the hope that someday she will be free from the demons that consume her and force her to do this tragic act to herself. I found so much about “cutting” here on EP and not only people talking about it from a family perspective but the actual self mutilators that were here reaching out for help as well. I quickly picked up a couple of new friends that were cutters and after a short period of time we began to chat. They sharing their stories and intense pain with me openly as I made my feeble attempt to let them see how much they were loved and how much it hurts their family each time they do this to themselves. If nothing else I am very open and honest with all my postings and interactions on EP. What you see in my postings is all true. The passion you read is the passion I feel as I am writing. I spent a short while in this mode and I was searching. All at the same time certain things started to click for me. First I found a posting by a screen name “TardoDodo” that referred to something called the butterfly effect. It detailed a process that cutters use to keep themselves from cutting. The process without going into too much detail is that they draw a butterfly on some part of their body. That butterfly is a living creature. Id the butterfly fades away before the next time that the person cuts then they say that the butterfly lives and they make a tribute to the butterfly in the journal for its help in allowing them not to cut themselves for a long period of time. If they cut before the butterfly fades away then they say that they have killed the butterfly and they write about their feelings and why they “killed” the butterfly. It is very therapeutic for them. I emailed this posting to my sister and copied my mother. See I don’t see my sister physically very often but I love her with all my heart. Anyway, my mother tells me that my sister spends hours drawing these elaborate butterflies on her body and I really believe this has helped her so much. I am proud to tell you that when I talked to my mother last Friday my sister was on her 6th, yes her 6th butterfly to be released into the world. That means that she hasn’t cut herself in probably 4 to 6 weeks. If Dodo was a woman then I would nominate him for the original woman award. Although he isn’t and never has been part of my circle I read (and sometimes comment) on his stuff. EP is an awesome place because so many of you have touched my life and I want to do the same for you.<br /><br />My sister is not the only reason that I stay on EP. I also have my other demons which you can read about in my postings. One reason I love this site is that it allows me to connect with people before I have to let them know what I look like. Let me explain that. I consider myself an above average woman with a decent and fun loving personality. Although I can be impish at sometimes I have a huge heart and will reach out to anyone who needs me. I used to be a rather large; heck let me say it like it is I was a HUGE woman weighing in at over 400 pounds. When you are that large you don’t have a lot of self esteem going for you but when you date men you can usually be assured they aren’t dating you because you are intense eye candy. I know that I wasn’t eye candy but in some ways it was easier then. I knew that men that pursued me did so for my mind and not my body. About 4 years ago I had an awakening in my soul. I took to heart the pleadings of a friend and I completely changed the lifestyle I was living. I have 4 years later lost right at 300 pounds and no longer am I physically the same person. Mentally however I am still that fat intelligent woman with a great personality. This becomes a problem when you have men chasing after you as if you were in heat. I couldn’t determine whether the RL men liked me because I had all these wonderful character traits or if it was really only due to my blonde hair, blue eyes, and 40DDD bra size. I had some real issues going on with that. EP allows me to connect with a man without them first knowing this information about me. I found some true friends on EP that I have RL connections with because of their honesty. I have had my downs and I have considered leaving EP but then persons such as Goldie, Scarlet, Huck, Loop, Sensual, Odie, and Baroquen, CMR, and IWM talked me down off the ledge so to speak early on in my path to today. They made me feel valued and wanted that I would never leave. The guys on that list taught me that I can be loved for more than my curvaceous figure and that I can be the whole package to someone without fear. I owe it to these persons to reach out to others and to share openly just as these individuals did for me. That is why if I notice a new person on the site that has no friends the person will receive a whiteboard from me just letting them know I am there is they ever need an ear. <br /><br />Again I want to stress to each and every one of you that you may never know you have touched someone’s life with a posting, and although that person hasn’t told you so people read the words we post and it is our responsibility to make sure that we aren’t sending out negativity to the universe with what we say. That is why you will never see a lie in my postings and if my opinion on something changes you will see an update to my posting. In addition if that mind shift was caused by a particular fellow EP’er you will see their screen name being given credit in that update.<br /><br />I am sorry this is such a long reply however I did promise to provide a complete and honest answer.

Oh my goodness! I left out James out of my answer to JJ. I was so in love with the writings of James and I sent him little gifts and messages daily because he so touched my life and made fungirl also feel like "extraspecial" girl. Those of you who have read my blog know that I was devastated when he left EP. He just didn’t up and leave and not tell me. He sent me a message first but then I had computer issues and wasn’t able to beg him to stay. As I said I was devastated. After a short while I received a PM from an odd name that had the subject "from an old friend." Given I get a LOT of messages each day so sometimes I have to let certain messages sit until the following day. I decided to open the PM from the person to discover it was my old friend James. He had returned and had been keeping an eye out for me in the shadows. When I was at a low point he revealed himself to me. While he and I don’t talk everyday and neither one of us have the other listed at the top of our friends’ list never doubt that he and I are close and that we always take care of one another. James I am sorry I left you out of my answer. You know I care a lot about you.

Mike,<br />My first friend on EP was dreemweever. He is an awesome man. He and I still have so much fun together. We go "shopping" online and he helps me picl out lingerie or sometimes we just chat about the things going on in our lives. <br /><br />Then came James... He believed in my and encouraged me to write. He and I are still friends and chat frequently about everything and nothing.<br /><br />Then came Huck and he changed my live in so many ways. He taught me so much about myself and he helped me to believe in myself again. Had there not been a Huck you would not have fungirl today.<br /><br />Just as in real life I found it difficult at first to form friendships with other females. On the same day I made two. First Goldie, I found Goldie to be refreshingly funny and we became fast friends. I love her to this day!!! She rocks.<br />After Goldie came CMR... She reached out to me and she loved me just as I was and she has brought me through many dark days.<br /><br />Finally rounding out the top 5 firsts was Loopnscc. He posted to this question a silly question and I answered with a silly answer and we have chatted ever since. He is a very special guy and he finds a way to touch my heart every day of my life. I hope this answers your question. I really have 181 people on my list??? Wow!!!

Ms. Jaycee-Since I know you in rl I wanted to assure those that are reading this experience that you are putting yourself out there honestly and completely. I have learned things about you that I din't know but everything that I did know about you has matched what you have posted here. I am so impressed with you and proud of your weight loss. You are so beautiful and I cannot wait until you travel to see me again. My life isn't as bright since you left the state. I like chatting wiht you but I miss the physical contact with you as well.

It is kind of fitting that you got the 69th comment on this story my darling RR. JJ and BH... Give me a few moments and I will answer the questions you posed above. I have a fire to put out for work and then I will return and answer.

What is you favorite childhood memory?<br />My favorite childhood memory would be a hard one because my parents and grandparents tried hard to make everyday special for me therefore I have many special memories. I will give you my top three.<br />• My father was in the military and was away when I was a little girl and because he went away so often I was afraid he wouldn’t come back to me. This caused me a lot of tears as a little girl. My dad bought me a teddy bear with a music box inside. It played the lullaby song that he used to hum to me as a little girl. I had a great daddy. God I love him so much.<br />• Falling asleep in my daddy’s arms by the campfire and waking up with him still holding me but him being asleep as well. The way he smelled like Old Spice and wood smoke. His big brown eyes so full of love for me. I have never felt that kind of love from any other man in my life. I never doubted a day that I was loved by my father or that in his eyes I was beautiful because he tells me so every time I see him. Now I am tearing up as I haven’t seen my father very much lately. <br />• My dad bought me a car because I graduated from High School early and was an honor student. He gave me the keys to the car and told me that nothing in life was free and that I better get off my butt, get a summer job, and start earning the money for the insurance. Yes he loved me but he was also tough and wanted me to value a dollar.<br /><br />Wow I guess my fondest childhood memory is my father!!!! I love that man.<br />What will be your legacy?<br />“No legacy is so rich as honesty.” This is one of my life quotes and I try to live by it each and every day so the legacy I would like to leave to those who know me is the fact that I was always open and honest with them. After I am dead and buried I want people to look back and say wow Jaycee was always open and honest with me. I could care less if they think I was beautiful. I couldn’t care less if I die with a lot of money but it is important to me that I am honest any everything that I do and that all gains I make in life are done fairly without lies.<br /><br />I also have three quickies:<br />BH, I thought since you were a thoroughbred you wouldn’t be doing quickies anymore LOL. I couldn’t pass up the chance. I am SOOO INNOCENT!!<br />Your favorite dinner<br />My favorite dinner to prepare is my grandmother’s lasagna. You have to cook the sauce for days but when it is all prepared it is so worth the effort. She was Italian. I am just a mixed up kid now that I think of it. I am Cherokee, Irish, German, Italian, etc etc etc all rolled into one person.<br />Your favorite wine <br />Any Merlot works for me. I am not going to break the bank. Now alcohol in general, Jack or Jose are both good friends of mine. I let Corona brings some limes some days and I will party with him and his limes. <br />Your nastiest desire (XXX)<br />It is NOT nasty!!! There is nothing about Jaycee that is nasty LOL… There are three components that I would add to my blog titled “L1CK ME PLEASE” and that is my greatest sexual desire. Now if you are talking just nasty-Let me get soaked in the rain and go play in my garden. Although I have never done this before I love the feel of the moist soil on my hands as I am working to grow fruits and veggies in the summer. I think it might be a unique experience to have that same soil on my body. Who knows I might like it!!!

JJ,<br />My fruit is really juicy. Let's just say that it is juicy enough that if you are eating it you will need paper towels as opposed to napkins to keep the juice from running down your chin. <br /><br />And in regards to Big Red, big I can handle but isn't red a sign of infection? Gee no thanks I will stick with my juicy fruit.

AM,<br />I am really still undecided at this moment. I think that the longer that the Obama-Clinton rivalry continues that McCain is going to continue gaining an edge on the Democratic opponent. I was looking at some of the popularity polls this morning and they had McCain up by 1% on either one of the Democrats. In other words it is going to be a huge fight no matter who wins. I just wish they would go ahead and decide which one is going to run against McCain so I can complete my tally sheets and decide who I am going to ultimately going to vote for in this election.

EM.<br />LOL.......Well make sure it is anatomically correct. The only problem is that it is going to be top heavy....First because of the chest size and secondly because you make my head swell with all your wonderful compliments. You are sooooo good for my ego EM. Please don't ever go away darling because you are so awesome.

Fungirl I never realized this request for questions that I started commenting on would get a life of it's own. Like everything you do, you do full speed. We all love reading about you and how you share yourself with everyone.

Thanks Loop... You are right. You did ask me the first question in this thread. I believe you told me one time that you were trying to be sweet and ask questions of people that had never been asked questions before. See what you started? Your kindness just keeps growing and growing. Thank you darling.

Sweet,<br />I haven’t toured the factory but I am obsessed with the Chicago Cubs and of course they play at Wrigley field so I have been there many times. I eat up my frequent flier miles flying back and forth to Chicago and other places to watch the Cubbies.<br /><br />ADB,l<br />I would be asparagus because if I have to be a vegetable the rest of my life I at least want to be a tasty one that makes men think about their p7nis. Asparagus to me is such a sexual vegetable. Do I need to explain further why? If I can’t be making love then I dern well want to be causing someone else to think about doing it. BTW I prefer my asparagus grilled and firm. I do not like limp, mushy, gooey asparagus. I hope this answers your questions..If not, drop me a line and I will elaborate further.

One question no one has asked me yet is “What’s up with your avatar?” I get asked this question directly on PM but not on the boards so here is the answer. There are several reasons how juicy fruit came about:<br />• BQuick pointed out that I was much more than “bubbleicious” which was the avatar I had created for myself previous to this so I was looking to change my avatar to some kind of fruit.<br />• I then embarrassed myself horribly in some posts I made to a friend’s blog. These were quite embarrassing for a southern belle. I am including the link to his blog because he really is a prolific writer and this is one of my favorite postings. http://yourhuckleberry.blogs.experienceproject.com/26271.html The blog is about peaches and is very well worth the read.<br />• Finally I love the Chicago Cubs. I have always been a fan and will never stop supporting my Cubbies. They play at Wrigley Field and Wrigley makes Juicy Fruit gum.<br />Juicy Fruit” is my ability to poke fun at myself and let’s face it if I can’t the everyone else will anyway .

If there were a movie created about my life it would be a comical love story. I have had a lot more than my fair share of loves in my life. They have been intense and mostly end in a comical way. The title would be “Love and Let Laugh.”<br /><br />I would hire GMZ to edit my screenplay because she rocks. There would be tragedy, love, hate, lust, and extreme passion in EVERY scene in my movie because that is how I live my life-with extreme passion.<br /><br />• Bass would be in charge of all skylights in my movie and for feeding me.<br />• Loop would be in charge of tension relief. You little comedienne you.<br />• Scarlet would direct as she would whip everyone into shape.<br />• BigDog would be my security detail.<br />• Cameron Diaz would play me because we have the same hair plus one of my nicknames in real life is Diaz because my friends say that my eyes look just like hers. <br />• Val Kilmer would play my love interest well just because he is fine as h*ll.<br /><br />I am not sure what the soundtrack would be but I would let Huck pick that out as he always has this way of finding the perfect song to speak to my soul in every situation. I know that it would be something upbeat and inspiring as that is my goal in life is to be as upbeat and as inspiring as possible to my fellow humans.

Rick I am afraid I would get banned from EP if I quoted some of the questions you have asked so let me just say I have on red thong panties. They are a size 7 and yes I smell delicious. LOL I love you Rick.. You are always so precious to me so I couldn't pass up the chance to zing you just a bit.<br /><br />Yes Quickie, I have large feet. I wear a size 9 or 91/2 AA shoe. Ok I just measured my toes for you and my longest one is 2 1/4 inches long. I wanted to be accurate. LOL

What do you consider "fun" about yourself? Why did you chose that name in particular? What about your personality do you Not like? If you could change one thing about yourself (please don't say nose or boobs, LOL) what would it be?

Rick,<br />My measurements are posted on other stories darling... Dangerous curves ahead for example. I am sooooo not ashamed of my body as I have put a lot of work into myself to get here. My measurements are 40DDD/30/38 and my feet are exactly 9 1/4 inches long. <br /><br />Ari,<br />What makes fungirl fun? The fun in my screen name is because I am a huge practical joker. Those who know me in real life know that I am very quick witted and can turn almost anything anyone says into something funny. I always find the humor in every situation and have people laughing in some of the most heated of situations. In comes in very handy in my position at work to be able to do this.<br />Physically I would change my ears. I would make them a little larger because I have the ears size of a preteen. I have tried to find a blue tooth earpiece for my cell and no matter how small I just can’t keep them on my ear. <br />In terms of what I don’t like about my personality this trait would also is the one thing I would change. I wear my heart on my sleeve. If I love you I don’t hesitate to tell you that I love you. Putting Jaycee’s heart out there like that makes me vulnerable and some people take advantage of that. If I could change something about this I would still put my heart on the line however I would want to be more intuitive to know which persons are going to stomp it and which persons will take care of it.

WOW guess i missed the story you posted that in i'm pretty sure i would have remembered those numbers LOL guess i'll quit flirting with you then i usually try to confine that to women i think i might have areal world chance with.

OMG Rick... You talk and flirt with GMZ and she is HOT!!! You talk to me and I am pretty darn cute. You talk to IWM and she is fine. She has a great a$$. Have you looked closely at your real life gf? She is pretty darn cute herself.<br />Darling give yourself some credit as you are a handsome man plus for some women it isn't all about your physical appearance. We are more about the mental stimulation. I would be terribly hurt if you stopped chatting with me.

Rick Rick Rick.... You flirt openly on their posts darling. You mean you have never PM'd them... If you haven't you should because they are both HOT. IWM is about your same age too. Wow I sound like I am selling something. I just love the lady. She is a good person.

ok who are you talking to now did somebody else come in the room???? thats one word that has never been used to describe me LOL this has probably already been asked but what the hell have you ever had sex with another woman?

Rick,<br />The answer to that question is no. I have never been attracted to another woman in a sexual way. Hell I can rarely find a woman that will be my friend without them feeling intimidated by me much less I could fall in love with enough to have sex so the answer to that is no I haven't. Have you ever had sex with a woman? A man? Are you a virgin? LOL I couldn't refuse that is the evil girl in me.

You are extremely popular Rick... Everyone knows you have a name. It is Rick LOL IWM.... Don't ask questions just do what I tell you and bring little mommy her money home LOL OMG that was so politically incorrect. LOL I am jk all.

My dream is to live for a short while in IL. I lived there for 3 months but it was during the winter and let me just say that it s*cks to live in IL in the winter. I would like to experience IL in the spring or summer because I have only experienced it a few days during those months. Once I am able to experience these seasons I want to head back to CO and then finally settle somewhere really warm when I retire. My dream that will never come true (because I don’t play the lottery) is to win the lottery and be able to give endowments to lots of non-profits. <br /><br />That is a hard question for me to answer. I had two first loves. I thought I was in love one time with a nice police officer when I was in my early 20’s and I think he and I were really in love but alas he is delegated to the memory box never to be removed although he calls me twice a year. My 2nd first love was a Midwestern boy and he rocked my world. I kept every letter he wrote me, every text he sent me, and every sweet VM he left pledging his love for me. He was 9 yrs my Jr. but probably the most mature and caring man I ever dated. He is the man from my egg story and many of the other love stories you see me posting in EP.<br /><br />I love to French kiss and the perfect kiss for me is to be kissed and to kiss all over and to stop with a deep French kiss with our tongues dancing. I love so much to suck on my partner’s tongue and to bite the lower lip of my lover. I love to kiss so the longer that kiss the better.

I don't eat chocolate so neither unless they are peanut butter brownies. I LOVE to make brownies but there is only certain nuts I want to eat so I would prefer not to have to put them in the batter. I haven't had anyone to make brownies for in a long time though. Let's see after tonight I should have a light fixture among other things in my shower LOL. There is one there but I would like for you to install something with a prism affect for me.

Hmm this is enlightening. Or should I say mmmm?? :P<br /><br />Tell me briefly about the three last significant relationships, INCLUDING any going on right now.<br /><br />This is just to get to know more about you. I do not judge you on this basis nor include or exclude you from myself in any way on that basis.<br /><br />You may PM if u prefer. You may also decline to comment entirely; that's up to you.

1) The man who fathered my child is by far the most significant relationship I ever had partially because he gave me a child. He is also the gentleman I mentioned in the answer to the love of my life posting. In the end he didn't have what it takes to make it to the end but dayum I loved him.<br /><br />2) My grandmother and this is an ongoing relationship. I am having to get to know her better. Please see my story about Cardinal Girl for complete information but just a basic overview is that my grandmother doesn't know who I am any longer and I have to reintroduce myself every ime I visit her.<br />3) My EP friend. I have a great EP friend that loves and respects me. He watches over me when no one else does. He is like a shadow but when I need him he is there.