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Late Easter Bunny Joke

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A blonde driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The blonde turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

Well when I was 5, my family was driving down a back road looking at Christmas lights on houses, and we hit a rabbit. Actually... we slaughtered it! There wasn't nothing left when the front and rear wheels pounded it to the ground... and I was in the back seat, and said...."are we dead yet?"

I was five... now go on, make fun of me. But just remember, atleast I am not afraid to tell my five-year old stories!!

I was five... now go on, make fun of me. But just remember, atleast I am not afraid to tell my five-year old stories!!

Well - we all know I'm "from away" - but we lived in Maine when I was between the ages of 2 and 5. My Dad was an avid hunter, and he took me with him on a rabbit hunting trip one time. His hunting partner had a couple beagles, who always had their nose to the tracks. It is reported - I doubt the acuracy of this tale, however - that on several occasions I got down on the ground to smell the tracks as well...

Well here is one that I'm glad I don't remember but my folks told me about it and I still cringe when they remind me of it. When I was old enough to train to use the potty they told me that the toilet seat fell down on it and that is why I have that nickname now......lol Glad I don't remember it.

Just smile it won't crack your face

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

When my two boys were 4 and 5 years old, I would take them out walking on the woods trails. They were going through a stage about being scared of bears. I told them all the usual stuff like my Dad told me,,"they are more afraid of you than you are of them",, "IF a bear see's you first, you will never see Him",,, "Dont go near a mother and her young"..etc. etc. Getting ready for our hike one day, the oldest, Jase, was repeating the things that I had told them, just to reassure himself, and I would agree"yup, thats right, they wont bother us" The youngest, Evan, pipes up and says " Ya , but remember what Dad said,, IF you see a Mother bear, DON'T GO NEAR THE EGGS!!' He's 20 now, and he still gets reminded of that to this day!!