He’s such a hipster. She is so not. I don’t see them last for years, just like with John Meyer. Time will tell.

nani

Don’t go to see their movie. It’s horrible! JA is a talentess actress.

nani

Don’t go to see their movie. It’s horrible! JA has no talent at all.

cool

COOL COUPLE..
they seem nice and down to earth.#
thanks for posting

guily

i love her…shes so lovely

Michele

WanderBUST!! She is becoming irrelevant.

truth

Her movie is a bomb and is it any surprise that Brad and Angie had two big events this week end and surprise they pop up. Oh and by the way where are all the scary paps who cares so much about her? She is becoming a joke and her BF is weird.

weird

@truth: Shut up seriously. Brangelina lunatics. Im not an Aniston fan. but you people are sick i swear. Angelina is the joke of the year i guess , oscar chicken leg alert!

HAHAHA!!

No JJ, and neither has anyone else!!

maniston is D list.

As you read through this list look at the pattern that emerges –
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- Before Brad…a handful of projects she produced or tried to get financed.
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- With Brad…a whole bunch of projects were acquired their 2 production companies with Ticky claiming the intent was to, “…lay track for what happens after ‘Friends,’ and I know well that films like ‘The Good Girl’ are very hard to come by.” The intent of the company wasn’t solely to proved Ticky with post-Friends projects. That was HER objective but not the 2 Brads’. Because she had the 2 Brads backing Plan B Ticky and Kristin Hahn were able to get a lot of scripts that she otherwise wouldn’t have had a shot at. Also, re: the “2 production companies” – at first it was the 2 of them together with Kristin Hahn but Hahn was NOT a partner. Then they partnered with Brad Grey and formed Plan B. (Which, BTW, I found the original announcement of the company that states very clearly that Brad and Brad Grey were “50/50 partners” with Ticky coming on board as an “equity partner” due to the fact that she and Brad had formed a partnership between them and added Kristin Hahn. There was a company, but it never had offices and was abandoned when Brad Grey approached BRAD to form Plan B. Kristin Hahn who claimed to have started Plan B with Ticky was part of the company that Brad and Ticky had and moved to Plan B as a producer and was NEVER a partner in either venture.)
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- Post-dumping – Initially Ticky was blanked, then she gradually started to acquire script rights and eventually formed Echo Films with Hahn in 2008. Also, remember that there are projects that I’ll never be able to find (unless someone startings blabbing) because she auditioned for movies and got turned down. The nitwit admitted that in an interview, so God knows how many auditions she went on and didn’t get the job.
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Okay…that’s background…now here’s the list of projects that I found. These are all projects she was planning to either star in or produce and does not include the handful of films that she did make. These are things she tried to get financing for and hasn’t been able to squeeze a dime out of anyone to make a wish a reality. As you read the list count up all the projects that actually saw the light of day WITH TICKY, without Ticky and those sucked into that black vortex known as Box Office Poison Tickytown…
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1998
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- Animal Husbandry (retitled Someone Like You, released in 2001 with Ashley Judd & Hugh Hunkman…er…sorry…Jackman)
- Something Wicked
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1999
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- The Virgin Mary (acting + producting)
- Waking Up In Reno (she wanted to co-star with Brad…who eventually nixed the idea and signed on to do The Mexican instead. At the time Fincher was slated to direct but later dropped out. This movie was being directed by James Gray and producted by…drum roll please…Billy Boob Thornton. Like I said…Brad has known BBT for a long time.)
- I Am Sam (the studio wanted to hire Ticky and Brendan Fraser, the writer said, “Hellz no! Over my dead body!” and took the movie to another studio where it was made with Sean Penn (who got an Oscar nomination) and Michelle Pfeiffer)
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2000
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- Untitled TV pilot project based on a play called “Parental Discretion” that Ticky was producing for her father to star in.
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2001 and 2002
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- I didn’t find anything but that doesn’t mean there weren’t any. It’s just that after 6 hours (strung out over a couple of days!) I had reached my Ticky saturation point. Unlike those crazy ass hens and trolls there’s only so much time I’m willing to devote to making fun of this trick…
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2003
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- The Case Study
- Zora
- The Senator’s Wife
- Top Dog/Underdog
- The Time Traveler’s Wife (was finally made with Rachel McAdams in the role Ticky wanted)
- Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day (Frances McDomarmand was playing Miss Pettigrew. Ticky was interested in a supporting role that later went to Amy Adams. The film didn’t get made until 2007.)
- A Mighty Heart (We all know what happened to this one…Mariane Pearl wanted Angie to play her and the hens had a group conniption fit.)
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2004
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- Diary (According to several articles I found this was supposed to shoot in Sept 2005 and was cancelled in May or June. The guy who was going to direct, George Hickenlooper, hen went on to film Factory Girl with Sienna Miller in Dec 2005)
- Untitled Dickey Chappelle Project (Did the world really need Ticky as a WW II photojournalist? I think not.)
- A Soapbox Opera (With Luke Wilson…let’s all heave a big sigh of relief that this got shitcanned)
- The Gambit (The Coens wrote the first draft of the script but it was in the process of being re-written by someoen else when Ticky was attached. Colin Firth was attached to star, as was Ben Kingsley. This finally got made in 2011 with Cameron Diaz in the role Ticky wanted.)
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2005
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- Wanted (With La Streep…and then without cuz Meryl signed on because of Brad and then dropped out when it was just Ticky. This is one of the 3 projects Ticky supposedly took with her when Brad kicked her out of Plan B.)
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2006
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- Family and Other Accidents
- Over the Hedge 2 (voice work, but Katzenberg ended up not making this movie)
- The Boring Girls (Yes, folks, Ticky has been trying to make this movie for almost 6 years)
- Since Yesterday (This was a play in NYC Ticky claimed she was “looking at” doing. She said she started in the theater and would love to go back to it. It was off-Broadway not Broadway…for which every actor trodding the pines on Broadway is deeply grateful for…)
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2007
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- You Are Here (With Sam Rockwell…who’s friends with Brad AND VV and said they didn’t gcare if he did a movie with Ticky cuz it was work and not like he was having an affair with her…not that they’d care about that either…that was MY interpretation not Sam’s.)
- The Pentogram (With Adam Brody…who co-starred in M&MS. He said he thought Ticky has hot. Luckily for him this movie didn’t happen because “hot” is the last thing his career would have been afterwards.)
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2008
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All of these films were announced in the press release for starting Echo Films with Hahn…
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- The Divorce Party
- Getting Rid of Matthew
- counter-Clockwise
- Chemisty
- Love: Todd (producer only)
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- Also of note…Ticky tried to get hired for a Woody Allen movie – either You’ll Meet A Tall Dark Stranger or Midnight In Paris. This is my theory of how it went down – First she had dinner with Diane Keaton in June…then 6 weeks later she had lunch with Woody and his child bride. Then they were never seen together again. You do the math and tell me 2+2 doesn’t equal “Woody laughed so hard he almost choked on the fish he was gumming.”

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2009
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- Pumas
- Holler (producer only. This film is about a biracial girl and I wa shocked Ticky didn’t cast herself and claim she was trying to “stretch” her acting chops…)
- The Boring Girls was supposed to start shooting in Jan 2010 and she kept pimping it, so I’m going to throw it every time she claimed she was about to make it…
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2010
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- Buttercup (with Tommy Lee Jones…who promptely decamped as soon as she announced she was on board and signed on to 3 other movies instead.)
- The Boring Girls…talking about it AGAIN…
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2011
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Ticky claimed she was taking the year off…but…
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- While pimping Horrible Movie in London she claimed she wanted to come to London and do a play with Kevin Space at The Old Vic where he’s theatrical director. Kevin Spacey had no comment.
- There’s a variety story that says Jerry Weintraub is producing a movie for Ticky at Universal, but doesn’t give the name of the movie.
- The Place Beyond The Pines – with Closet Boy (I’d seen some scuttlebutt that she’d been cast in it and mentioned it here, but it turned out she didn’t get the role. It went to Eva Mendes instead.)
- The Boring Girls…STILL talking about it…
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2012
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- Miss You Already aka Beaches Redux
- The Switch (#2. Apparently she’s cornering the market on movies named “The Switch”.)
- The Boring Girls…rears it’s ugly head again cuz it’s “stuck in development”
- Claims she has a movie she wants to direct, but didn’t say what it was.
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Whew…I counted 38 movies, 1 play and 1 possible, maybe, if-only play – 41 if you want to count the 3 times after The Boring Girls was announced that she claimed she was making it and never did. Of those 38 REAL projects -
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- Only 6 of them have been made
- None of 6 that were made have HER in them
- This means that Black Hole Ticky has sucked in 33 projects which will probably never again see the light of day.
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Now, somebody remind me again…Why is Ticky supposedly considered an “A-list movie star”?

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Justin <3

BWahahahaha!!

Aniston is wearing a wig bun!! They are so DOA. Why even post on her or them anymore. All these post get is squabble between her 4 fans and the JP fans! Seriuosly, Aniston is years ago trash that finally has been put out to the dump.

amy

Love these two. They’re both GORGEOUS and not snobby…very down to earth. Make such a great couple.

What have they done for anyone else lately that amkes you think this or is it just because Aniston has a new paid c@ck, you assume this?

I assume your knowledge is based on the later, like the rest of her fans.

LUNATICS!

they are obsessed with Angelina Jolie……calm down people!

personoffaithpersonofscience

@maniston is D list. #13

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I read this by a blogger called Passing Through and at the time I was going to leave a comment to say: I am SO very, very glad she didn’t get the role in Someone Like You. It was a small movie but exactly how a romantic comedy should be. It was intelligently acted by Ashley Judd, all the cast members were great and it was thoroughly enjoyable, charming and lovely. If JAnston had been in it, it would have become a rom-com made for tv, sitcom type of thing, a little cheap and totally unbelievable.

I think JA is suited to TV in a sitcom with an ensemble cast or possibly tv movies as I see her in the category just below Melissa Gilbert and on par with Susan Lucci.

@#16: Umm, are you okay? You seem to really be a little out there. As a fan of alot of the celebrities. I am assuming that Jen and Justin are down to earth. Just like other celebrities that I like. They don’t seem snobby. It’s just an opinion. Seriously, are you Okay, you seem to be having anger issues when it comes to Jen.

maniston is D list.

pain to accept the truth.

JL

@maniston is D list.: This is something VERY PERSONAL for sure. Are you John Mayer? Or Jolie’s brother? Don’t say you are Heidi Bivens :)

JEN IN ANOTHER MOVIE FLOP!

Ha Ha Ha. According to box office mojo, as of March 8th, Wanderlust’s domestic box office total is only $13.8 million. This was released on February 24th. THIS MOVIE IS A FLOP, FLOP, FLOPPITY, FLOP. Is this a record for her?

http://justjared saira

Is anyone else surprised *sarcasm* that these two emerged from seclusion today? How predictable. I guess the paps aren’t stalking their NY apt anymore, so they had to go to a hotel to be seen. Here’s next week’s headline: “JEN AND JUSTIN’S ROMANTIC WEEKEND SPENT TRYING TO MAKE A BABY.”

JUSTIN IS FAKE !!!

He’s rocking the hipster look again now that he’s in NY while not too long ago he was an over tanned, over plucked metrosexual in LA. Who are you Justin? No wonder why your bike was vandalized with bologna. You’re full of it. Fake! No wonder why you’re with Jen.

alw

when is she going to annouce she is pregnant,i am tired of looking at the same purse covering her side view and something in the front.

Payback

I guess the Aniston thread deserves all this crap since Aniston fans do nothing but harass the Brad & Angelina fans morning noon an night 24/7 barely stopping to eat or drink : (

Brad

There but for the grace of God go I.

Justin and Barbara

Hey when did Justin hook up with Barbara Streisand?? Check out the pics no joke ! Can’t miss that profile anywhere !

Liz

@saira … you’re right! This is a lame PR stunt. Aniston supposedly has three apartments in NY and they’re staying in a hotel? Screams photo op. Guess after their movie flopped they needed to something desperate to get back in the news. B list couple on a fast track to D list.

queenbee

Sorry Jared…..too late to get people to see that piece of KRAP film now…hahaha!! WANDERBUST HAS TRULY BOMBED!!

I don’t know why audiences and especially her fanbase didn’t go to support this movie.

They are here on jj talking and talking about how hot he is how beautiful she is, but they don’t or won’t open the wallet and go see her movie. This is a big blow to her. She and Justin “met” on the set and now they are a couple. And yet audiences could not get interested in seeing them together on the big screen. Why?

Maybe it is time for the Aniston fans to put up or shut up. The go to support other celebs and run to their thread to trash them. But won’t pay to see this woman they love so much

maybe hate is a stronger emotion for them then love. But Shame for Jennifer. Another movie that shows she can’t carry a film on her name alone. And she has her fans to thank for it.

Wanderlust bombed because of her fans spending time hating the supporting.

Yeesh!

Granny chic???

Anyway, it’s funny no one knew or cared these two were in NY fpor what a week?? In a hotel?? Yet, on Friday and today (movie going weekend/Angelina’s WIW conference/Brad’s MIR gala – no invite for them, no??) they emerge and are seen??? Sound like they dialed for publicity. I hate to tell Graniston and Twitstin your movie has bombed and already dropping like hot poo from the theatres.

Go back in hiding no one cares. You two are or just a fodder for bored people to make fun of until something interesting comes along.

After 2-3 nose jobs, her profile is STILL not attractive. I now get why she isn’t like pulling her hair back off her face. It’s definitely not flattering. His clothes look too small for him. What does she see in him?

sullivan

Good Gawd Jared, why would you ask if anyone is planning on seeing Wanderlust when you know that it’s a huge flop? That question is an open opportunity to comment on what an utter failure WL was at the box office; how Aniston and her tiny man could not bring in an audience despite their desperate publicity campaign.
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Why aren’t they orange in these photos? Did their spray tans wear-off? Their towels and sheets must be stained orange. Zexxy.