A story using expressions with the word hair. Transcript of radio broadcast:

Now, the VOA Special English program, WORDS AND THEIR
STORIES.

A listener named Rita wants to learn about expressions
with the word "hair." So we will tell a story.

Yesterday
when I woke up, I looked in a mirror. I
looked very neat and organized. Not a hair was out of place. But today when I woke up, I knew I was going
to have a bad hair day. My hair was standing up in all the wrong
places. I thought I would be unhappy all
day and things would not go well. I work
at home so I just hoped that my computer would work right and not have a bad
hair day also.

I was very tired because
I did not sleep well last night. I made
the mistake of watching a horror movie on television. The movie really made my hair stand on end.
It was about a house possessed by evil spirits. The thought of having to live alone in a
house like that was so frightening it was enough to curl your hair. I will say
it another way: watching that movie was a
hair-raising experience.

I prepared a meal for my
children but they were behaving badly. I
turned on the television so they would be quiet. I did not want them to be difficult or to get in my hair while I was working
on the computer.

My children were making so
much noise that I could not work. I was
getting angry. In fact, I was ready to pull my hair out. I told them to please be quiet or I would punish
them. But they knew I would not harm a hair on their heads.

I
decided to make myself some strong coffee so I could work better. But my drink was so strong that it could put hair on your chest.

Finally,
I got back to work. I was writing a proposal
for a project. I knew that I was very
close to finishing the proposal. Success
was very close – within a hair's breadth. My supervisor called me to discuss the
project. She wanted to argue about very
small differences and unimportant details.
But I told her not to split
hairs.

Later,
I got a telephone call from a friend whom I had not seen in a long time. In fact, I had not seen hide nor hair of him in months.
So I was glad to know that he was all right.

I
worked all day and finished my project. So
I decided to celebrate, have some fun and let
my hair down. I played some old
recordings, and my children and I danced around the room. The recordings are from my favorite musical,
a show called "Hair." It takes place
during the nineteen sixties when many young people wore their hair very
long.

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