Faster than a speeding puffin, more chocolatey than a chocolate labrador, descending from apes (if they are tall enough) Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers release your ears to play backgammon undisturbed.

Tuba, piano, drums, ukulele, tickling and rubbing your senses into a fun stew. Enjoy yourselves, if you can; Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers are greater than you think.

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Cardboard cacti and an important message about social distancing.
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Thought Porridge

Our new album.

Click on the badger to buy it!

Pick up our back catalogue here (choose a CD, then click on the badger):

Who needs CDs? Make your own entertainment with this song book. 84 pages long, with all the songs from our latest two albums: the tune, the words, the chords and ukulele tab. Alternatively, if you already have a Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan song book, you can just buy Thought Porridge.