1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to
buy a new car.

2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason,
and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept
this, restart and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop
and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange
reason, you'd just accept this too.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
bought a "Car '95" and a "Car NT". But then you'd have
to buy more seats.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice
as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would
only run on five percent of the roads.

6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades
for their cars which would make their cars go much slower.

7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced
by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

8. People would get excited about the "new" features in
Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they have been available in
other cars for many years.

9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but
the packaging would be superb.

10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

11. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before
going off.

12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what
happened.

13. They wouldn't build their own engines, but form a cartel with
their engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point
fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you
could use Model-T Ford parts on it.