Me- I used to seriously think I could project thoughts into other peoples heads while I was high. Ive thought way crazier/neater shit since then, but this is by far the stupidest thing Ive ever thought while high.

My roommate- Homophobic as fuck, for the record. We were out smoking in the middle of nowhere by this bridge which is supposedly haunted, down this long ass creepy road with trees folding in over the road from both sides, at around midnight on a full moon. He`s one of my 2 roommates who doesnt smoke (1 does, thank god) regularly, like maybe once a month at most, so he gets fucked out of his mind every time. He was talking about this one guy we know who is gay and how fags should die, then I started tripping him out about the possibility of ghosts out at the bridge, then he came up with the idea of being "ghost boner`d"... or more accurately, the process of being fucked in the ass by a ghost and having absolutely no knowledge of it ever happening. Stupidest high shit, ever.

damn how can yall rembmer i had a discussion with my parents and i was like ya when im stoned i feel so much smarter..and hes like why what do u think about and im like u dont rembmer ..i can never remember shit!

haha..i wish i could remember..cuz it would be fuckin hilarious..I always have these weird songs playing in my head when i'm wrecked..like i'll think of a phrase and start singing it in my head..hahaha some weird ass shit..when i first started blazing i'd get mad paranoid and think people were always coming after me and shit too

ight my best one is the first time i smoke dro, well i was only smoking for like a week and my boy that got a hold of some dro had came over to smoke with me.
we smoke a blunt of it me and him, and then we was on the net at the time and he was like download this song, and was like ok what is it called? He was like Mary Go Round by SPM. ok so i downloaded it. we played it and i remember right when i heard the beat drop i felt like i fucking lifted out of my seat. i look over at him to make sure i was still on the ground but before i got to turn quick enough to look at him i felt that shit hit me harder and i dazed off and i remember look straight ahead and the hook came in Mary go round, round and round..... etc.
i looked up and i swear to god like i was looking at myself like u know how if u died and your soul and shit flew in the air... i fucking turn and got on this mary go round of joints dog and i was seating there smoking one while the mary go round was going around. had a big ass smile on my face dogg that was the most crazy thing i ever thought of while i was high....

damn i dont know if any one can top that one and if they can i got another one just dont fell like typing it now

right now im imaging if i should take up being a producer full time and if it would pay off and i imagined a little garage studio id have one day and poss be getting like a mansion and beamer off it... but i dont know if id be that sucessfull... and i dont know if im ready but i can imagine it like it already happened. mind is fucked up

man way too much, weed constantly expanded my mind, and i always be daydreaming now...but i be thinkin about the way the world works, choices we make...what it feels like to be in another mans shoes...like dying, etc...sometimes it takes me a minute to figure out how i got to those intelligent thoughts, cause i be thinkin so fast.