Lisa: Mom, I Want To Honor Bleeding Gums' Memory But I Don't Know Where
To Start.

Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where
to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to
him, huh?
Homer: Jazz, pfft. They just make it up as they go along. I could do
that: dee dee-dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee --
Marge: That's "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
Homer: OK, then, this: doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo --
Marge: That's the same thing; you just replaced "dee"s with "doo"s.
Homer: D'oh!
-- So much for his B Sharps talent, "'Round Springfield"