When I was younger I, like most guys I suppose, liked to play with breasts. I’d shove them in my face as if I were peering into lenses and play “Up Periscope.” I’d dial them in as if adjusting a shortwave radio. Sometimes I’d push ‘em together to make a single big one.

Eighteen-year-old Alina Percea needs a good accountant. At the very least, she should be able to claim depreciation.

Alina left Romania for employment opportunities in Germany. She got a job as a waitress, but due to difficulty with the language was fired. So, being a resourceful young women she took stock of her assets, and took steps to monetize them.

She sold her virginity.

Alina was quite businesslike about it. Had two physical examinations, in order to provide medical certainty of her status. Then, she set up an on-line auction to offer herself to the highest bidder to pay for schooling. (She claims to be in pursuit of a computer degree).

And she did quite well. The winning bid, from an Italian businessman was slightly more than €10,000.

According to author Peggy Vaughan (The MonogamyMyth) most experts’ best educated guesses have 50 to 65 percent of husbands and 45 to 55 percent of wives stepping outside their marital vows by age 40.

Since it’s unlikely that every wife who cheats also has a cheating husband, there will not be 100 percent overlap. If even half of the cheating women are not married to cheating men, then one must conclude that eight out of ten marriages will have at least one cheating partner.

Perhaps this is a sign of America’s moral decay. More likely, it’s a sign that marriage is an unnatural institution. Read more »

Perhaps it should be. And the good folks at Betty Products are making it easy.

For a mere $14.95 Betty Beauty, whose slogan is “Color for the hair down there,” offers their “Lucky Betty” bikini hair dye kit, which comes with a clover-shaped stencil in case you’d like to re-shape the bush. (Calling this topiary would probably be funny on two levels… but I digress).

Go Green, ladies! How else could you can be environmentally correct, and celebrate St. Patrick’s snake accomplishment at the same time?

And just imagine your guy’s surprise when you let him SEE that he’s going to get lucky.
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