talked to him in 2004, he’d visited 4,200 of the almost 5,000 outlets then in existence. Now, according to KHOU, he’s visited 7,200, but he’s still got about 6,000 to go. We might not be the most brilliant mathematologists, but at this rate it definitely doesn’t sound like he’s gonna make it. –

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