13 October 2011

Hideous Libtalkers: Let's Poison Bachman, Ridicule Christie's 'Thing'

THAT'S LISTER-ICAL

Lefty Hate Machine Not Limited To Frontrunners

Don't our "progressive" friends have better things to do than pick on struggling campaigns and those not running at all? Apparently not: left-wing politics circa 2011-2012 are all about taking the cheapest and meanest shots possible.

How it's sometimes done: have a producer make the nasty comment, then "disavow" it while giggling away into the next commercial break. Next time, it's the host's turn. By spreading the hate, no one person in the studio appears particularly horrible.

Here are two especially disgusting examples:

STEPHANIE MILLER: What were you just playing there Edie? What instrument did you choose there? What was that?

EDIE MCCLURG [ACTRESS]: The bean bead pod from Jazz fest.

MILLER: You have an amazing array of phallic-shaped percussive instruments.

WARD: Phallic? In some species, maybe.MILLER: Well yes, if someone sat on it. That’s how Chris Christie’s looks. Oh come on I don’t know that for sure. If you had a lot of weight on it, it would be flat.

LAVOIE: You can’t sit on your thing.

MILLER: He (Chris Christie) probably hasn’t seen his (penis) in years, how would he know

Here's the second, lister-ical outburst:

JIM WARD (STEPHANIE MILLER PRODUCER): Is it still a lie if you’re stupid?STEPHANIE MILLER: He [Marcus Bachmann] could hire a lot more de-gayers at his de-gaying clinic.WARD: I think someone should feed her (Michele Bachmann) some listeria-filled cantaloupe.MILLER: Ha!