Now, before your luxurious return to nature can begin, there are certain preparations that must be made. Namely, the reservation of a penthouse (you’ll want the east suite for its superior views/oversized rain shower) and a two-week heads-up. Apparently, it takes some time to move things like an entire living room and banquet table up onto a roof.

When you finally arrive, you’ll drop your bags down inside, head out onto the veranda and find a strange man waiting. Don’t be alarmed—he’s only there to tend to your wood-burning fireplace and toast up your first batch of La Maison du Chocolat s’mores.

Once the bedside fire has been brought to a proper roar, you’ll either want to call down to the lounge and have them send up a martini-bearing bartender, or take some time familiarizing yourself with the terrace’s high-powered telescope.