Forget robot waifus and AI sexbots, you’ll be able to get a real woman with the help of famed pick-up artist, Richard La Ruina. He wants you to let go of the fleshlights, to put the big-booby blow-ups back in the closet, to relinquish your mon-girl daydreams, and attempt to pursue that dangerously daring quest of talking to a real lady.

If you’ve been having a tough time letting go of your body-pillow waifu in favor of the original organics all because you think she’ll call you a “sexist, misogynistic, racist, transphobic, toxic, harasser”, then don’t sweat it because La Ruina will teach you how to replace that 2D waifu with a 3D girl just for you.

Richard La Ruina, director of Super Seducer, explained in the press release how he’s going to help you score the girl of your dreams, without worrying about ending up on the wrong side of the law and finding yourself in a roleplay behind bars with a prisoner cosplaying as a proctologist, or getting socially executed in a social media trial-by-allegations drive-by from a virtue-signaling attention seeker. Ruina states…

“Super Seducer is the culmination of my eleven years as a highly-successful dating coach and my life-long love of gaming,

“The game offers players full freedom in how they pursue their lady of interest. You can be charming, boring, funny, or outright obnoxious and then face the consequences. It’s my hope that through Super Seducer, I can continue to provide single men, or whomever is in need of dating advice, the means to find their soulmate after they’ve completed the game.”

Obviously this doesn’t apply to the gender gulag commissars who police relationships between the sexes with Social Justice Warrior baloney, those who are constantly looking for reasons to get outraged. So this likely means that you’ll want to axe out trying any of these pick-up artist antics in the online social media space lest you fall victim to the politicking peddlers of outrage culture and propaganda.

Super Seducer is designed for people who want to try their charm and employ their wit in real-life situations. A demonstration of how the game is played is rolled out in a promo trailer you can check out below.

I don’t know… it looks like Richard might actually make the stock for the body-pillow business take a deep dive once Super Seducer launches on Valentine’s Day in 2018. Then again… he’s cheating because he has a British accent. Accents are always cheats.

The game will allow you to make multiple choices in how you pick-up ladies, ranging from cajoling them with compliments to adoring them through adulation. You can use different scenarios to test out your skills, while also receiving tips on how to speak to, compliment, and seduce the woman that you’d like to spend the next several nights with… or weeks.

Anyway, the game also features some disastrously awkward outcomes for those of you who enjoy giggling at those inopportune moments where embarrassment strikes.

In the end, I can’t see how a game like this could really go wrong. At the worst you’ll have spent $19.99 for a few chuckles, and at best you might actually get laid… that doesn’t involve a vibrating object picked up from eBay.

Now much to your dismay, the game does not feature nudity. You’ll have to stick with Nutaku’s offerings for that kind of stuff. On the upside, this means that it shouldn’t be banned from Steam… but still might trigger those who would call it an MRA redpill propaganda tool.

If, however, you do want to try your hand at picking up non-feminazis from real-life, you can give Super Seducer a go for the PC or PS4 come February 14th, 2018.

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