The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced? Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article? Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well? The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.

chevydeuce:The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced? Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article? Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well? The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.

Came to say this.

If she wasn't at work at the time, why the fark does it matter what her occupation is?

She did something bad, but not something that warrants that level of scrutiny and airing.

chevydeuce:The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced? Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article? Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well? The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.

Lighten up Francis, tt's Fark. We're allowed to hold others to a higher standard than we hold ourselves.

telejester:chevydeuce: The pantsless lass's looks and condition aside, just exactly what journalistic standard required that her occupation and place of employment be announced? Hell for that matter, why does a standard misdemeanor DUI warrant a full article? Am I too assume that when Johnny Jackoff who works at Lowe's gets his DUI next month, there will be a full page article on him as well? The woman farked up and DUI (especially at a .137 BAC) is not a cool thing in the least, but just seems to be piling on.

Lighten up Francis, tt's Fark. We're allowed to hold others to a higher standard than we hold ourselves.

I'm not questiong Fark's treatment of her....her picture and the fact she wasn't wearing any pants when stopped is more than enough to warrant whatever abuse she gets here.

But her workplace and job title added absolutely nothing to the story except "what about the children" bullshiat.

CSB: SWMBO and I were in Boca last week. We were parked on Palmetto Pk, just west of A1A. As we're sitting there we watched a woman smash her brand new Optima into an SUV, and then back up into the car behind her. Her subsequent cunning plan of making a u-turn and getting the hell out of there failed, due to the flat front tire, along with the third car she'd hit a minute earlier boxing her in.

When the police arrived, we were treated to several rounds of "Ma'am, get out of the car." "No!" After they finally extracted her, and walked her to the cruiser we decided that her reluctance may have been caused, in part, by the fact she was wearing nothing but a t-shirt. I'd put her weight at a smidge less than the bonny lass in this story, but still close enough that the effect was similar to what would happen if you'd given Picasso 100 lbs of cottage cheese and the task of sculpting the lower half of a female torso.