Weeve0wns: how did you microwave a pillow?=)Nuttnin: roflNuttnin: hehNuttnin: I was grogy on nyquilNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: little?Nuttnin: andWeeve0wns: LOLNuttnin: I started reading the pilow tagNuttnin: it was all "for fluffiness" tumble dry for 5 minutesWeeve0wns: LMAONuttnin: and I thought that the they ment the microwaveNuttnin: roflNuttnin: so I jammed that fucker in theirWeeve0wns: bet you were like 5 minutes fuck that.....try 30 seconds lolNuttnin: (polyester pillow btw)Nuttnin: and in like 15 secondsNuttnin: BOOOMNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: ROFLNuttnin: the fucking thing had turn to like liquid and was on fireNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: lolNuttnin: so I janked the door openNuttnin: and put it on the sounterNuttnin: (bad mistake)Nuttnin: lolNuttnin: because it was so fucking hotWeeve0wns: lolNuttnin: I couldnt carry it to the sinkNuttnin: lolNuttnin: so thenWeeve0wns: ROFLNuttnin: my dad walks in the roomNuttnin: and he was all "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"Nuttnin: lolNuttnin: the wall was like on fire and shitNuttnin: hahahaWeeve0wns: dood....post that on UGN SecurityNuttnin: then we threw the pillow outsideNuttnin: lol...Weeve0wns: say Neo and weeve's pillow talk lolNuttnin: (all cement and shit so that was safe)Nuttnin: lol kNuttnin: then we looked at the counterWeeve0wns: omg use a shovel?Nuttnin: and it was like meltedNuttnin: roflNuttnin: no it had stopped burningNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: a spork works in most conditions but DAYum lolNuttnin: yah heh..Nuttnin: it was one of those beach house get-awaysNuttnin: lolNuttnin: the cleaning lady walked in the next daNuttnin: yWeeve0wns: lolNuttnin: and shit she didnt even notice the god damn burnsNuttnin: untilNuttnin: she opened the microwaveNuttnin: roflWeeve0wns: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHANuttnin: the god damn disc that spins on the groundNuttnin: was like litterally fucking stuckNuttnin: lolNuttnin: because it had turned to liquidNuttnin: lolNuttnin: and then hardenedNuttnin: (it was glass)Nuttnin: lolNuttnin: the damage easily racked up like 173 bucksNuttnin: hehWeeve0wns: nm name that don't tumble dry a pillow in the microwave for 15seconds use the dryerNuttnin: :-XNuttnin: lol... Fucking nyquilNuttnin: lolWeeve0wns: was your dad pissed?Nuttnin: lol hell yaNuttnin: he fuckin made me take a walk with him down to the cliffNuttnin: lolNuttnin: i thought he was gonna toss me overNuttnin: :-XNuttnin: lol but then to get him off my backWeeve0wns: ROFLNuttnin: i was all... "Let me handle this one dad, I can take the responsibility"Nuttnin: roflNuttnin: so thats how i took care of the pillow incidentNuttnin: lolNuttnin: stole 173 bucks from terry and boomNuttnin: lolNuttnin: fixedWeeve0wns: yea lol....better then a cliff dive ROFLNuttnin: lol yah'Weeve0wns: lol better name it topic The Pillow Incident

lar lar, neo you are such a dumb jew. why the fuck would your Dad give you Nyquil for a headache? Every heard of Tylenol, Advil, Ibuprofen, etc. ? Is he hooked on the Nyquil too? lol, How do you steal money from your neighbor? That bitch must be heavy on the homemade "pro-zakk" or some shit. BTW, your a dumbass.