She's got an alligator bag
Top hat to match
Dressed in black on black
She's got a Philipino girlie
She claims is her friend
I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh
Now I used to call her Cindy
She changed her name to "Sin"
I guess that's the name of her game
I really used to love her
Then, the kitty she discovered
It's got to be a sexual thing

All, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
I say no no no
No no no Introduced me to her lover
In a cellophane dress
Then they bid me a sweet farewell
Last time I saw them
They were kissing so softly
To the sound of wedding bells

All, all around the world
Girls will be girls
It's the same ol', same ol' situation
It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain
Just like a punch in the teeth
Or a swan dive to the street

No, no, no
No, no, no
If it wasn't for bad luck
I'd have no luck at all

8 Comments

General CommentMotley's ode to lesbianism. Slightly ironic and funny because of the fact that the person within the song is talking about an ex-girlfriend who "discovered the kitty" and decides that's "just the way it goes" and avoids emascualtion by adopting this attitude. Also, it's addressing the fact that there are more women "experimenting" and that those decisions are begrudgingly becoming accepted.

General CommentOmg, I read the dirt, fuck they were fuckin kinky little horny fuckers !! well mainly tommy and vince anyway!!. that book is really good, I almost cried when i read about skylar, that is soooo sad.

General CommentGreat sounding song. Outrageous production of the album. This is THE SINGLE BEST PRODUCED ALBUM EVER. And S.O.S. is a tribute to lesbos. The music video is some sweet concert footage. Check it out on youtube.