I envy you. I used to be the same way, but over time (I'm 30), the dumbness started to matter more and more, to the point that now, if a girl is dumb as rocks, I just don't really find her attractive. I hate getting older.

I mean, he is still committed. The whole "taking other officials" stuff is probably blown a little out of proportion by us devout fans. We've been conditioned to PANIC easily over these past few seasons...

but I'd chalk her answers up to nerves. If she really is that dumb, then being attractive will be worth more than an education anyway. Playboy is probably already on the phone wanting her to pose for their upcoming "Hot Girls of Jaywalking" spread.

...Michigan football players and intelligence apparently are a paradox...

"University of Hartford President Walt Harrison, who heads the NCAA committee that oversees academic issues, said there's also interest in applying the cutoff to football bowls, which aren't run by the association. At 930, that would have affected six of last season's 70 bowl participants and 17 of 120 major-college teams overall.

Among the latter were six teams from marquee conferences -- Maryland and North Carolina State from the Atlantic Coast, Louisville from the Big East, Michigan from the Big Ten and Colorado and Washington State from the Pacific 12 -- plus newly independent Brigham Young.The benchmark will be phased in, Harrison said, starting lower and rising to a 930 APR over 3-5 years. Details will be worked out in the next two months."