Four For Friday – Traditional

Today is Friday the 13th, but what makes it even more interesting is that it is also a full moon. That won't happen again for several decades. It is also Father's Day weekend so make sure you clip some coupons for Barbisol and surprise dad with the menthol scented one to match the cigarettes he chain smokes while he enjoys his Creme de Menthe and mint chocolate chip ice cream. Seriously, my dad smells like he washes in a Peppermint Pattie. I will be here all weekend blogging while simultaneously watching all manner of sport and bad television. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.

#1 – This married Academy Award nominee/winner actress was A+ list back in the day and part of a famous family. Now, she makes commercials and is pretty whiny about everything. What she wants you to believe is that she is straight and narrow. What she won't tell you is that she got so wasted on LSD one night during the filming of a movie that she took on four guys at once. She was legendary.

#2 – The reason this former A list mostly television actress looks so good despite her age is that her former A+ list mostly movie actor ex beat her so badly and so often that she found the best plastic surgeon money could buy.

#3 – This former A list supermodel who is now a caricature of herself has her significant other so cuckolded that she brings home guys all the time even when her significant other is home.

#4 – The mom of this former A list Disney tweener who is still immensely popular went on an N word rant for the ages last week. Her kids are more quiet about their beliefs, but don't expect to ever see them with people of color. Ever.

Jaime Lee was a bad guess. She does have 6 Golden Globe nominations, but no Oscar nods. The poop commercials are what made me think of her. And her rant after Seth McFarland did his Oscar musical tribute to the Mr. Skin website.

Seriously Jamie Lee doesn't have any Oscar noms? i would have thought for sure with A Fish Called Wanda. I like her, I think she seems like a cool chick. I mean how could she not be, being married to Christopher Guest and all.

#2 Penn and Wright is an interesting guess, but is Wright really considered mostly TV? Everything else totally fits.

Not to be overly persnickety, but in a world where Jennifer Lawrence wins an Oscar (OSCAR, bitch!) for Silver Linings playbook, I suppose Jaime Lee Curtis could be considered for one. I love Jennifer Lawrence – plus, I'm a life long Philadelphia Eagles fan…and I still thought it was just a movie and what she presented was just a performance.(Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Bone – now THAT was acting) By those standards, I should have a dozen Oscars of my own. That's all I'm saying.Aaaannndd I hate Jamie Lee Curtis to death and back. So there's that. Sorry. H-A-T-E her. hateherhateherhateherhateherhateher

No, sorry, lining up timed entries on Friday to drop Saturday and Sunday morning while ignoring anything that actually happens for the next 48 hours is not 'here all weekend blogging'. Perhaps it's time for a more accurate description?

Wright is not mostly Tv (netflix is not even tv and she said she's not interested in continuing doing tv after House of cards) and she said recently that she did botox but WOULD NEVER go under plastic survey. And effectively her face doesn't look like having got under the knife.

Robin doesn't look like she's had a single bit of work done on her though. She has aged gracefully and beautifully throughout the years. She started on a soap opera but other than her netflix show, has she done other TV ? I really remember her from movies.

Does Enty mean DATING people of color or just around them at all? Because Miley obviously has been around them, worked with them on her albums, etc. Hilary? Maybe never. Her shows and movies have also been very very white.

Kno Won Uno, you must use her title when referring to JLC. She is the Baroness Haden-Guest, of Saling in the County of Essex in the peerage of The United Kingdom.

It is strange that I have never seen anything in print or anywhere else where Jamie Lee Curtis' title is used. I've seen a couple articles on Christopher Guest where it mentions that he is a Baron. In the 90's he sat in the House of Lords before they reformed it & booted out most of the hereditary peers.

I thought Jamie Lee for #1, too, but if she wasn't ever nominated, then I don't know, but she has been nominate for numerous other awards and won many, including Golden Globes.Jane Seymour for #2.Janice Dickinson for #3.Miley's mom for #4.

@Riven sorry to burst YOUR bubble, but it's nowhere near impossible to have a gang bang on LSD. I've dropped plenty in my time and while it can be tough to focus, sex on acid is pretty awesome. Disclaimer: Just me and my man. I'm not that freaky no matter how high I am.

Please reveal #4 soon so I know who i should not support. Those witches need to be exposed ASAP. I'm pretty sure it's not Miley since she has a lot of black friends. I'd be suprised if it's Hilary, but I think it's either her or Ashley Tisdale, even though I don't consider her 'immensely popular'.

Any dude's here ever bang on LSD? When I'm dosed up on acid, it feels like my cock is an innie. I never tried it, because mixing my ex w/ 6-8hrs of psycho active drug would have been as bad as mixing bleach and ammonia.

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