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October 25, 2017

Bahirdar - By the side of the Sea - Ethiopian Journey - Post 16

Bahirdar City, Gojjam, Amhara region, Ethiopia

By the time we
settled down it was almost 6 p.m. We set out for a walk. It was cold. We
had taken precautions and were wearing woollens. Ethiostar was in the heart of
the city. Right in front of Ethiostar was the Amhara Parliament building. It
was an imposing building with many beautiful statues on the front facade.

Very close to
Ethiostar was POLY, the engineering division of Bahirdar University. PEDA, to
whom I belong was around two kilometers away. Walking on the roads was a very pleasant
experience. Not many people but lots of love birds. We quickly came back. Dr. Naidu, Associate Professor from the Mathematics Department had dropped in for a visit.

Dr. Naidu was
a legend in Ethiopia. By 2002 he had already finished three contracts. He could
speak Amharic quite well and was quite adapted to the local culture and customs.
He would become our community elder – someone like Peddarayadu.

Addis Gedefaw, HOD Management Department

The next day
morning, we decided to take things into our own hands. Dr. T. N. Murthy, Dr.
Srinivas Inguva and me headed out to PEDA. The way to PEDA was quite dusty and we had
to take a short cut to reach the University. It was a nice stimulating half an
hour walk. We made our way to the Management Department/Accounting department. Dr. T. N. Murthy and I, met Addis Gedefaw, the Head of the Department. She
received us very warmly. She said “You came in quite early. We were not expecting you for atleast another week”. She told us subject allocations will be done
shortly and that she will inform us when they are finalized. She
directed us to the admin department so that we could get our University identity
cards and start working.

We came back to Ethiostar and headed for lunch. It was more of the same! All Ethiopian cooks appear to
cook the same way. We ordered for rice and after lots of gesticulations
and mime asked for some tomato curry. One hour passed and we were not getting any food! Luckily
for us Suresh dropped in and went to the kitchen to investigate. He came back and
told us that there was only one cook who could prepare ‘Indian speciality of rice and tomato curry’. He has gone out and
there was nobody else who could prepare our dishes!

We either have
to wait or lump it! Out of desperation we ordered Inkulal curry (Omelette) and Avocado
juice. Avocado juice was tasty and very filling. Pranav finished the Avocado juice
and wolfed down the Omelette. Suresh was watching on with his mouth wide open in
astonishment “Sir” he whispered in a low tone “that omelette had six country
eggs! It was meant for the entire family. Do you think, he can digest it?”

I assured
“I don’t think we need to worry. He washed it down with avocado juice”. Suresh
was almost wailing “that is the problem sir. Avocado juice is very filling. And
your son had an ample dose of both. Avocado juice is not like butter milk that
will lighten the stomach. It will make it even more heavy”. I started watching Pranav from the side of my
eyes. He did not appear any worse for the wear. He was happiness personified.

I went out and
ordered thumb nail photos for university ID card. “Mister” the owner told me “come
at 12 o'clock in the evening to collect your snaps”. My Blood Pressure shot up "what
do you mean 12 clock in the night. I will definitely not come at 12 o'clock in
the night to collect my snaps’. I could picture myself sliding and shuffling
along fugitively, giving sneaky looks on all sides and collecting snaps dead in
the night.

The owner was
puzzled. He gave a quixotic look “Mister, I said, 12 o’clock in the evening" He glared at
me.

I gave up. As
I was returning from the photo shop, I saw a poster “13 months of sunshine and below,
it was written, welcome to 1995!”. Then it struck me. Oh yes, Ethiopian calendar
was seven years behind the English calendar that we follow.

I burst into
our hotel room. My family was startled at my excitement. “is everything all
right” Padma enquired anxiously “rocking, rocking” I assured her. “Nothing to
worry. Do you know Ethiopia makes you younger? Now both of us are seven years younger,
and we are back to 1995!”. I Looked at Pranav, gave him a-all-knowing wink and added
“Pranav you are back in 1995, that will make you a seven-month old boy. Better
behave yourself kiddo”

I and Padma walked
out to the balcony and were admiring the scenery. Suddenly we heard loud shouts and then a steady
wail coming from the hotel room. We rushed in ashen with fear. The scene inside
stunned us. Pranav was seated in a chair and there was a 'cat who had all the cream' look on his face.

He looked smug
and contented. On the bed was my two-year-old daughter Sahithi. She was sobbing inconsolably. After lots of threats, inducements and cajoling, she stopped. We
asked “Sahithi, what happened?”. Still sobbing she replied “Anna told me that all our
ages go back by seven years. I am born in 2000. What will happen to me? I don’t
even exist. Will police arrest me? Can I ever go back to India? If I had known
that, this was going to happen, I would have stayed back with nannamma and
tatagaru”. She was hurt and disgusted! We kept a straight face with lot of effort. We
dare not burst out in laughter. The poor girl was already in lot of trauma.

I went to the
hotel receptionist and complained that the photo shop owner wanted me to come
at 12 o' clock in the night. “Oh sir” he burst out. But he must have said 12 o'clock
in the evening”. I was getting fed up. “what 12 o'clock in the evening? how can you have 12 o'clock in the evening”?

The hotel receptionist
explained to me “Sir, Ethiopia follows the sun as the criteria for setting the
time, Unlike Europe where the day starts at 12 o'clock at the stroke of
midnight, In Ethiopia time starts with the sunrise. So when the sunrises it is zero
hour. So when it is European 7 o’clock in the morning it is 1 o'clock for us Ethiopians.
So when it is 6 o'clock in the evening for Europeans it would be 12 o'clock in the evening
for Ethiopians”.

“Oh boy” I said
to myself “This really takes the cake. Now I have to struggle with three times.
The Indian standard time which is 2.5 hours ahead of the European or GMT and also this new Ethiopian time”. I Sincerely hoped that I could manage so
much complexity.

I brightened up and asked the hotel receptionist
“I heard that there are thirteen months in a year in an Ethiopian calendar.
That is nice. I can work for twelve months and get thirteen months’ salary”.

The receptionist
gave me a strange look "oh, the thirteenth month is only a book adjustment.
Those five or six days are only to bring the calendar back to normalcy” He gave
a very broad and toothy smile “I assure you sir, you will only get twelve months’
salary”.

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Dr.M. Anil Ramesh is an M.B.A, PhD from Osmania University, (overall 7th rank, 1st In Marketing stream), Hyderabad, India.
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