It’s time for “This Week In Canadian Rodeo,” where an enterprising young bull named Rewind decided to stop taking crap from his superiors and actually do something with his life. And apparently the first step of his own personal renaissance involved trampling a handful of Canadians. Hey, I approve.

“The bull is finished as far as this rodeo is concerned,” said Dale Leschiutta, president and interim general manager of the Canadian Professional Rodeo Association.[..]

“I look at the footage on TV and it seems like it happens real fast, but when you’re right there, it just seemed like it took forever,” witness Terri Croisetiere told the Journal. “Everybody was screaming and trying to get out of the way.”

Poor Rewind. It’s bad news when a bull can’t even find work in Canada. One woman did wind up going to the hospital, while several other spectators presumably made Canadian gravy in their pants. Is it bad that the only object of my empathy here is the bull? Seriously, when’s the last time anyone ever complained about “cruelty to Canadians?”