Vogue Pearl Sets - Your Choice

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It's what's on the inside that counts. OK, maybe not with pearls. But you get what we're trying to say.

There's something that we're both thinking but too afraid to admit out loud. The moment we laid eyes on each other, we instantly rated the other person's desirability on a scale of 1 to 10. For me, you're an 11. If I had to guess, I'd say you probably placed me somewhere in the 4 to 5 range, am I right? Oh, a 3? Huh. No, no. That's fine. I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but ... a 3? REALLY?! I mean, I've got a good job. I work out on occasion. I have all my teeth and ... you know what? Never mind.

The point I'm trying to make is, just because someone isn't perfect on the outside, doesn't mean they aren't any good or don't have something special to offer. Take these freshwater pearls, for instance. Unrealistic and shallow people like you have a rating scale for them as well. Commercial - A - AA - AA+ - AAA - Freshadama. As I'm sure you can guess, the more A's the "better." You know, if you're into that nearly perfectly round, blemish-free with excellent luster kinda pearl.

I, myself, am perfectly happy with an "A." Sure it only exhibits a moderate to low luster. Sure its shape is near round to off-round. And yeah. Maybe it has moderate blemishing over approximately 30% of its surface. But you know what? That means there's 70% that's blemish-free. MORE TO LOVE, I always say.

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