2010 DoD Awards: CJ’s Best “Farewell”

We all know there have been countless quiet “stealth” bannings throughout LGF history. That alone speaks volumes, but it’s those in-your-face announcements of lizard deportation that are more revealing, and one of those things that makes LGF so unique in the blogosphere.

The engineers in The Boiler Room have discovered many dozens of these parting quips scattered throughout the archives. They’re everywhere. And, after the review, one gets the impression that CJ really enjoys the feeling of wielding the ban stick. There’s just a little too much glee involved. But I think the motive underneath the power trip is ultimately the desire to keep the members of the lizard cult in line. And as we’ve seen, no level of contribution to the cause or sucking up can shield a lizard from it in the event they upset the sensibilities of the Grand Lizardoid.

(The folly in all this, of course, is if you keep casting out and demonizing those who are brave enough to tell you that you might be wrong, you’re more likely to keep being wrong.)

Ms Snowy here is the comment that caused Charles to go nuts. (It was the only comment Peter Ness made that thread.)

705 Peter Ness
Fri, May 7, 2010 5:45:41am -16

So, if the American flag cannot be worn at an American school on Cinco de Mayo day, how would the school’s V.P. handle someone of Native American ancestry who turned up on campus? Should they be banned too? Just for that day you understand, so they don’t create conflict and bad feelings…

There’s some real self-loathing of your country you’ve got going there Charles, and not everyone who criticizes you is a right-wing, fascist, hypocrite, creationist, gun-nut, GOP, Palin-worshipping, Christian fundamentalist loon.

This is a real stretch to even consider this negative. It is a well stated, respectful argument against a position Johnson had stated.

That stupid Karma nonsense, (which I admit I thought was a neat thing at first,) was bad enough at creating the group think Johnson sought, but to outright ban someone for thoughtcrime is beyond the pale of healthy.

710 is the classic three point buzzer beater. It’s such an epic one though, it deserves a little back story. If you closely compare it is the most angst riddled, profanity laden thing to ever arouse CJ to action.

Having dug through the archives for the back story, it seems CJ to exceptional offense to one of the lizards questioning him as an American “apologist.”

Might we call it Cj’s “I’m sick of carrying the water buckets!” moment?

Actually, the best flounce-farewell (flarewell?) is not on the list. My favorite is CJ’s reply to Megatron – I mean Cato – where CJ is on a roll about how he is such a patient and tolerant guy but has had enough. Or something to that effect. Not a snappy oneliner like the ones above, I know.

I agree. That flounce was something out of an old gangster flick. You can almost see as the ending scene to Donnie Brasco, where Cato takes off all his valuable jewelry and prepares himself for CJ to pull the trigger on the banning.

KKKilgoreTrout: All Pro Israel Blogs are full of Neo Nazis extremists and have become lazy except LGF. That bastion of Pro Israel fact Checking.

172 Killgore Trout Wed, Jan 5, 2011 2:09:16pm 0
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While I’m on the topic of Israel I need to vent…
Has Israel lost the battle to convince the world it did not kill Bil’in activist?
Yes, and here’s why; The pro-Israeli blogs have gone to shit. They have become rabid right wing neo-nazi loving extremists pushing bogus anti-Obama conspiracies and overblown hateful rhetoric against Muslims with virtually no moderation or fact checking. I kept seeing the Bil’in story on various counter Jihad blogs and the all used some incoherent cartoon as evidence of something. Their posts on the situation made no sense and provided no reputable links or evidence. I couldn’t even figure out what the fuck they were talking about until someone posted it here in the pages and I bothered to google it myself to find a reputable link.
It’s not that LGF is the only blog that can help Israel but the pro_Israel blogs have become sloppy and extreme. That’s why Israel lost the PR war on this latest incident. There aren’t enough honest and credible voices left to even put up a good fight. I suspect we’re going to see a lot more of this in the future.

In to the light of Adieu. From what Chen said, the land of “bite me” is bigger, and the land of “piss off” even bigger. But only the specialest lizards ever get bannished to the land of “f*ck you”. When you go through that door, you’ve arrived.

I live in an undisclosed location near to the Pacific shore
And I sit at home looking out the window
‘Cause I don’t ride the bike no more
I while away the time lifting Glenn Beck vids from the Internet
Folks say he’s an entertainer and just see how lathered up I get

I say, Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
I’ve axed your posts, you’re a bandwidth hog
Off my blog, baby

I condemned racism at first
Because it’s unacceptable to me
But now I see racists everywhere
Like someone who sees snakes in the DTs
There was a time way back when
That I saw the danger posed us by jihad
But now I am convinced that
My fellow citizens are just as bad

I say, Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
I’ve axed your posts, you’re a bandwidth hog
Off my blog, baby

I told the folks I banned to go away
And start a site, if they chose, of their own
Well much to my surprise they did
And mocked me like I’ve never known
I really can’t complain, I told them to get out and they went
I guess that means I’ve got a skin
That’s thinner than that of the President

I say, Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
I’ve axed your posts, you’re a bandwidth hog
Off my blog, baby

Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
Hey! You! Get off of my blog
I’ve axed your posts, ’cause you’re a bandwidth hog

There are so many, I got tired of grabbing them. But between the use of “get off my website”, “I bid you adieu”, and “piss off” alone there are probably close to 200. I selected over 80 of them for the “get off my website!” page, and you can sit and enjoy the hilarious slide show.

Also, the image credit goes to Briarius, and there are a few more neat pieces of art that will be handed out when we present the awards.

Not surprising. He took “flounce” from me, then perverted the meaning to refer to his going wacko on somebody with his li’l banstick rather than referring to someone taking their own leave after posting a Grand Declaration.

Charles
Sat, May 8, 2010 10:37:26am replyquote 3downupreport
I see that the two-faced backstabber Jammie Wearing Fool posted my comment telling a jerk to f-ck himself yesterday, but conveniently forgot to quote the comment it was responding to — in which the jerk told me I hated America.

This is what the right wing blogs are all about these days. They just shamelessly lie and distort reality, in a weird little echo chamber of hatred and delusion.

ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :
Also, whoever said that 2009 was an orgy of bannings was correct. Virtually all of the quips are from ’09, so it is kind of a shame that the vote was only including the 2010 examples. But oh well.

I would have to disagree. There was a period of time before iceweasel assumed her position in the hierarchy, Sharmy, (emphasis mine) was the self appointed queen, slobbering over every post Charles would make. Every post outside of that was about “me” what about “me” etc.

Yep. That’s how I remember it. Sharmuta dominated that place for well over a year. She must have racked up 50,000 posts in 2008 alone.

During that period Irish Rose scrambled around the internet defending Chuck and being obnoxious, but she wasn’t on LGF itself all that much. I think she may have had a temporary job — or maybe a bingo parlor opened up down the street.

I wonder if we will have enough to mock in 2011? 2010 could have been the banner year.

At the moment, 2.0 + DoD have 1,220 comments, LGF has 776.

With the removal of the PsychoVanQuixote, the content is indeed quite thin over there. Was remains is so lefty/cult constipated that there is little left to laugh at. (pun intended)

As the remnant of LGF is now just a hardcore LBGTT blog, what is there to mock?

In retrospect, CJ’s strategy is brilliant! Eliminate all controversy and free thought, become a KosLite mouthpiece for the vile media/leftist agenda. Eliminate all the creative writers and all controversy.

What’s left is just a curiosity for former members, with a thousand or two unique hits per day. Brilliant!

Don’t be so negative. Someone will provide the amusement we need. When we were reeling from Ludwigs disappearence, Barrett Brown showed up to ease the holiday doldrums with video! One door closes, another opens.

doppelganger :I have to go with 710
because I remember Peter Ness absolutely NAILED charles for his bullshit. It was a feces-tipped dagger to the heart. they he twisted the dagger.
I thought charles was gonna cry

I also wanted to add that no matter how many Lizards may be in attendance voting for CJ’s least menacing “farewell”, you’re still digging the Lizard King’s grave. It’s just a matter of depth at this point, and thanks for falling right into it!!

——-“The slugs have been at it but there’s still plenty left for me.”
-Kilgore Trout

I deserved the banning stick for openly parodying Mohtaram Syed Mohammad Charles Johnson (in this case, his Geller Derangement Syndrome) on his own informative, influential, rational, enlightened blog, without which the universe would be in a much sorrier state of affairs…

He can never get us all. Every sock puppet address is a new generation aimed at Chuck’s fucking retardedness. From Culver City to Pittsburgh he will be exposed as a fraud and a disservice to this state.

He can never get us all. Every sock puppet address is a new generation aimed at Chuck’s fucking retardedness. From Culver City to Pittsburgh he will be exposed as a fraud and a disservice to this state.

Later Chuck, and I know I am helping out for this!

I look forward to the day when I will get past Mr. Johnson’s controls and he won’t know what the frak hit him until he gets hit!

ChenZhen, as The Minotaur :Also, whoever said that 2009 was an orgy of bannings was correct. Virtually all of the quips are from ’09, so it is kind of a shame that the vote was only including the 2010 examples. But oh well.

Stillactive :OTWhat’s Walter up to?
“38 Walter L. NewtonWed, Jan 5, 2011 4:00:20pm0downupreportre: #36 WindUpBird
I always wonder about people who just repeatedly log onto a website where they’re not wanted, just to do it, then get caught, then get blocked again
it seems like a sign of mental illness to me
No more so than people who stick around.
174 albusteveWed, Jan 5, 2011 7:36:40pm0downupreportre: #172 Walter L. Newton
I’m sorry, but your the only person left on this blog who will engage in a good back and forth smack down… I was just lonely.
well, fuck you very much”

Hahahahaha. I tried to establish a sock over at the swamp using a new laptop and Chunk busted me. I was banned immediately.

I will say this. It was the first time I went over to the swamp in months and I decided to take on the personality of a college kid from MN to register. It took Chunk like 2 minutes to ban me. The pack of howling monkeys warbled their approval and that led to Walter Newtons comment.