Game of Thrones: Libertarian Edition

As HBO's blockbuster series Game of Thrones returns for its seventh season, Reason offers its own freedom-filled parody. A libertarian paradise north of the wall? What's happened to Westeros' social security trust fund? Should it take low-income Dothraki four years to get a hair-braiding license? Watch!

"People the wall was built to keep out the soul-stealing frozen zombies Jihadists. I'm okay paying taxes for that.﻿"

"Completely wrong with the Wall, trying to shoehorn it in to the narrative. The Great Wall was to keep out the white walkers, not wildlings. There is also open war where wildlings invade and pillage peaceful towns. They also have a large faction of cannibals. No mention of that. Nice other analogies though.﻿"

""Words: Hold my beer" hahahahaha﻿"

"You can't have your Libertarian utopia AND open borders. This is exactly why I left this goofy party. You people are delusional.﻿"