The Giants came to Hondo’s financial rescue in the wee hours Wednesday, posting an extra-special victory over the Dodgers that lowered the debt to 185 santos.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will hope for a split and pray for a sweep with the Small Bears at the Stadium — 10 units apiece on Hammel and Wood. Also, he will take a stab with King Felix over Texas — 10 units on the Mariners to beat Yu up.

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Stephen Colbert, who is succeeding David Letterman, will be a guest on the “Late Show” next Tuesday. Dirty Dave wants to make sure he knows the two basic ground rules: Hands off Obama and the ’Crats; hands on the interns.

In a related story, Mayor de Blasio signed a bill Tuesday that gives interns the same protections as other workers. No wonder Letterman retired.

The Pulitzer Prizes were announced Monday, and, shockingly, none of the Obama lap dogs from MSNBC, NBC, CNN, CBS or ABC were recognized for their tireless work as shameless Obama suck-ups. It may be small consolation, but several of them, including Chris Matthews, Brian Williams and Steve Kroft are finalists for Lifetime Achievement Awards From Chapstick.