Hello to the birthday dude!
Congratulations on entering the once exclusive 50 + year old dive group that Bayless held as his private domain. This allows you the same privledges that I am forced to issue him each time out such as the most productive and easiest dive spots possible. A questioned was raised about the spiritual values of eating Pacific Spiney lobsters and whether it could make a person from the mid-west stumble? I consulted with my pastor and after he confessed to being a little on the liberal side on theology, he assured me that we are under the new covenant and I could even wrap my lobster in bacon and eat it that way.

I'm not sure if one of your birthday gifts came with instructions, but I have a similar one and mine said, "JUST ADD WATER! March 20th-22nd ??????????????