I’m probably going to regret posting this but… while I’m still completely hopeless when it comes to most human interaction I seem to have shut off enough of my anti-game to get myself in the occasional bit of trouble.

Note that the following takes place in about a thirty to forty second chance meeting.

Observation

Cute, high energy blonde chick (1)

Pierced nose but no obvious tattoos

Pushing up against the 2SD comm barrier but thankfully not over it. (2)

Very slender.

Slightly crazy puppy dog eyes.

Somewhat jailbait-y (3)

Nicotine stains on fingers

Orientation

Much cuter than most women I draw the attention of.

The nicotine stains are a HUGE warning sign when combined with how young she is. (4)

Going to say Slavic but Germanic is also a possibility. Again we met very briefly and I didn’t have a chart handy.

End Notes:

1: Not a huge fan of blondes but they can be upgraded into perky redheads with a $2 redbull and a $10 box of hairdye. Both items are readily available at any Walmart.

2: This would put her in the 95-100 IQ range. Completely average and unremarkable but trust me I notice when I hit the wall. I think 105-110 would be ideal for me but most such women are pretty arrogant.

3: Guessing she’s about 22 but I’m bad enough at this sort of thing that I occasionally get sternly worded letters from Chris Hansen.

4: A lot of mental patients self medicate with tobacco (reduces stress and appetite.) Combine that with the vibe I got off of her and all sorts of alarms went off.

6: Made it a point not to burn any bridges since I live a small enough town that I’m likely to meet this woman again. There’s also the chance my first impression of her could be completely wrong. Still not gonna bite, too many warning signs.