More from Complex Networks

How Not to Get Arrested for a DUI: The Miguel Cabrera Edition

These days, athletes and DUIs go together like Stockton and Malone. It's unfortunate, but everyone from Carmelo Anthony to Braylon Edwards has caught a case for drinking and driving. So it's a little hard for athletes to surprise us when they get busted for a DUI. Enter Miguel Cabrera. After police noticed his car's engine smoking on the side of a road in Florida last night, they questioned Cabrera and suspected that he was heavily intoxicated. His response? He asked a police officer, "Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems," picked up a bottle of scotch and took a nice, long swig right in front of them. Ummm...busted? [via Detroit Free Press]

No Articles Found. Try Our Search Here:

Now Trending

COMPLEX participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means COMPLEX gets paid commissions on purchases made through our links to retailer sites. Our editorial content is not influenced by any commissions we receive.