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Sometimes when I look at all the headlines in the news I just can’t believe the shit that is going down. I thought I’d just randomly say shit.

Tucker is over there licking his ass because I took the cone off for him to run around outside. He can’t be trusted so it’s going back on.

I’ve been watching a lot of the World Cup and although I’m not a huge soccer fan I’ve been enjoying that. However, I am in SHOCK that an adult would actually bite somebody. Seriously? I cured even Daniel of that at a young age. Crazy!

Apparently there is a rise again in women who want to be super-skinny; seriously like size 000. What’s up with that?

I just read an article about healthy teenagers dying of heart attacks because of “Red Bull” and other energy drinks. Talk to your kids. This is bad.

Do you guys realize that the heroin epidemic is on the rise? Things are way, way out of control. It’s because people get addicted to pain pills but heroin is so much less expensive. We need to deal with this.

Why can’t we just let all the little groups who hate each other in the Middle East form their own countries? Whoever tried to smash the Kurds, Shiites and Sunnis together into one country was crazy … or most probably a dictator. We should know because of central Europe that it never works.

It’s really difficult, even when your kid is older, not to get upset when your kid is being mistreated. The difference is that there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Sometimes the conversations in my Pilate’s class astound me. Today it was about an unfortunate incident of “ICY HOT” on the groin getting into someone’s privates. Painful apparently so do NOT let this happen to you.

Yesterday I saw a thing on lightening. Apparently it can strike up to 9 miles away so even though some people (including me) assume they’re far away and safe, they’re not. If you can hear thunder you can get struck by lightening.

Did you know that California is having a major drought? I only ask because it seems as if a lot of Californians don’t even know that. When we have a drought we start rationing long before it’s exceptional. What up California??

At the World Cup, Japanese fans have cleaned up after themselves. That’s some class people. I bet their movie theaters don’t make you stick to the floor.

What is our nations obsession with celebrity? It’s been 5 years since Michael Jackson died and for some reason it’s still a big story. Over it!!

I read an article that says the richest family in the US, the Walton’s, barely gives money to charity. It’s unbelievable that a company that makes all it’s money via low wages and selling inexpensive items to lower income people doesn’t give back to their own consumers. People suck.

In other news Andie will be home soon for “the summer of Andie and mommy loving each other: the sequel.” Hope we will have stories but it’s only 4 weeks so who knows?

The whole heroin on the rise is terrifying and outrageous. It’s the new “middle class” drug, they say. So, before it was what- for the homeless and celebrities? Not sure, but it’s not good to be on the rise with any group of people. And they are making energy drinks illegal for teens now-

re: WTF California – I live in L.A. and I couldn’t agree more. The drought has been getting worse for *years* and yet only now are they talking about mandatory rationing. I see people watering their green, green lawns and I just … GAAAAAHH.