posted 18.03.200808:29
My Dad didn't take me to Little League, live in a huge house, date a hottie as potential stepmum, shoot the guys who kidnapped me, say "you're grounded" after I borrowed his car (and relent afterwards), or fight me with a light sabre.

posted 18.03.200809:37
My dad came back in time to nob my mam, so I could lead the future revolt against our robot overlords. It's ace!
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posted 18.03.200810:49
Mine never incarnated me as the third component of his Divine Essence, only to stand idly by as I was tortured, at length and in full colour, before finally being subjected to an agonising and lingering death, by the J**s. You know who I'm talking about. It's all right offisher, I'm perfectly sober.
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