What’s on The DVOPD For May

Wow! We’re falling behind, here on the blog. Part of it has to do with crappy mainland Chinese censorpship. Part of it has to do with vague communiques from Uncle Pete.

Here’s what Uncle Pete told us folks in Broome County will be seeing every Saturday Fright Night, on Time-Warner Cable channel 4, from 10pm until midnight:

5/2 – A WORLD PREMIER, brand spankin’ new eppy-sode of THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN. Uncle Pete has returned from Italy and the clones are knee-deep in reconstructing THE DARK VAULT. Join us as we present some freaky-deaky Scopiotones and the one-of-a-kind spaghetti western music-cal LITTLE RITA OF THE WEST!

5/9 – It’s the second WORLD PREMIER, barand spankin’ new episode of THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN. Uncle Pete and EL Vato promise that there’ll be some good rockin’ tonight, as they present Chuck Berry, The Moonglows, Lavern Baker, and Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers in ROCK, ROCK, ROCK!

5/16 – It’s the third consecutive WORLD PREMIER, brand spankin’ new episode of THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLID DOMAIN. Join Uncle Pete as he puts the pedal to the metal and crosses the double yellow line of madness in this nitro burnin’, road racing, Jack Nicholson-raging two hours of insanity as he presents THE WILD RIDE! Hot rods, faulty parts and maximum silliness make this a must-see.

We have no clue what Uncle Pete has in store for 5/23 and 5/20, but whatever he shows (classic DVOPD, brand new THE DARK VAULT OF KUNG FUs, or a guest show from the Horror Host Underground) it’s bound to be good!