Oh, it's nothing, I just have something in my eye. Something big. It's a basketball.

A high school basketball coach in El Paso, Texas, decided to put his team's manager—Mitchell, a basketball superfan with intellectual challenges—into the game at the end of the 4th quarter. The team was ahead, but not by much, and what happened next was apparently manufactured in some sort of alien lab that milks human tears for fuel. Watch, sob, repeat.