2011 Top Ten, tragicomic version

The following events, people, or groups can be a top ten list for 2011:

(1) Gaddafi : After killing about 50,000 Libyans and destroying the whole Libya for staying in power at any price, and after imposing a 7-months civil war on Libya and the poor Libyans, Gaddafi went to hell and joint his beloved friends: Hitler, Mussolini, Saddam, Stalin, Kim il Sung, etc. In the Arab Spring, only Libya and Syria had a very brutal dictator. In Egypt or Tunisia the dictators listened to their foreign master that did not stay in power. The stupid lefts shed crocodile tears for Gaddafi in the name of human rights, but many knew why the stupid lefts are angry and upset. Gaddafi’s fate became “Gaddafi Theorem”, and clearly showed that the Iron Fist Policy and killing and suppressing the people can’t save the brutal dictators, if the world refuses to help the dictator, and instead helps the people.

(2) Credit Card Nations: The problems in many countries are really complicated, but if you want to simplify the problems, you can say: They are “Credit Card Nations”. They don’t care about saving and the saving accounts, and buy many things with credit cards, and always are in debt. The wise guys said: “Forget credit cards; Buy things when you have enough cash”. But many did not care about this important advise, and the economic crisis screwed up them all. Many people in “Credit Card Nations” still don’t care about “Deficit” and “Debt”, and in this way they screw up themselves more. They don’t think about the main problems, and instead some of them think about repeating the history and the nightmares like Communism, Theocracy, etc.

(3) Noam Chomsky : He became the symbol of the stupid lefts. They don’t care about the victims of the tyranny and the savage tyrants, but defend the tyranny and the savage tyrants in the name of fighting against imperialism. Chomsky became the symbol of those idiots who don’t care about the freedom, democracy, and human rights, and instead talk about independence, imperialism, and capitalism. But only when you care about the freedom, democracy, and human rights, you can solve the problems of imperialism and capitalism. Otherwise, you are an idiot like the imperialists and capitalists. The great joke is that Chomsky and his friends are called “Intellectual”. The ignorant or idiot people follow them like the sheep, mainly because it’s in fashion.

(4) Mullah Embezzlers: The Mullah embezzlements in 2011, were the largest embezzlements in Iran’s history: $3 billion, $10 billion, $2 billion, etc. Many said that the total amount of the Mullah embezzlements is about $48 billion. But the western countries and their politicians don’t have any problem with the Mullah embezzlers. The Mullah embezzlers can freely embezzle the people money, and can freely go to the west and live there. The western sanctions have only been designed to hurt the ordinary Iranians, not the Mullahs. Many say: “It shows us that the west is the friend of the corrupt and savage Mullahs, but is the enemy of the ordinary Iranians who hate the Mullahs”.

(5) Iranian Baboons: Finally Iranians knew the true colors of all Iranian baboons. Khatami, Ganji, Abdi, Behnoud, Islamist-Reformists, etc, and the Iranian baboons’ media, like Balatarin, Roozonline, etc became totally disgraced and discredited. Now they are exactly like the great baby baboon, Reza Pahlavi, who is a very hated figure and a symbol of foolishness. But while Iranians inside Iran hate the Iranian baboons, the western countries support them financially and politically. Some say: “Apparently, the western leaders always should support the jerks and the a-s-s-holes, and the words like wisdom, long-term interests, honesty, humanity, better world, future, etc are totally meaningless for them”.

(6) Obama : Writing love letters to Khamenei, or allowing the Khamenei’s TV to work in Washington was just part of Obama’s miracles in 2011. The coward Obama disappointed the Americans’ hope, and could not do anything about the economic crisis in the US. The Americans, the Iranians, and many other nations are angry at Obama, because he is stupid, coward, and charlatan. Some thought that the stupid Obama would be a new Martin Luther King, but he is a new Jimmy Carter.

(7) Berlusconi: Finally Berlusconi or BerlusHorny, the symbol of corruption and Mafia in Europe, resigned. Berlusconi could show us many things, including the dreadful corruption in Europe in 21st century, and also the value of democracy in Europe. When many other nations can’t get rid of their corrupt and brutal dictators without war and very high price, the Europeans can get rid of their rulers very easily. But unfortunately, many Europeans and westerners don’t know the value of what they have. They also don’t think about their real problems until the time of the crisis. And at that time, they mainly think about repeating the history, not solving the problems.

(8) Bashar Assad: What the Syrians and Bashar Assad did in 2011, showed us the depth of the western hypocrisy and the western stupidity. When they pretend that Assad is their enemy, they did not support the ordinary Syrians, and instead their companies aided Assad in killing the Syrians. Everyone with eyes open, know what the western companies and the western politicians did in 2009, about Iranians and their anti-Mullah movement, was worse than what they did about Syria and Syrians. The bastards who pretended that the Mullahs are their enemy, made love with the Mullahs and the Mullah Mafia in London and Washington, and wrote love letters to Khamenei, and sold tools of suppression to the Mullahs. Now just the blind people and those who live like the sheep still think the west and the Mullahs are enemy of each other.

(9) Western Hypocrisy and Stupidity: Those who think the western hypocrisy is a sing of wisdom or intelligence, and those who talk about the national interests and the necessity of using any means for reaching goals, are idiots who still live in the past centuries. But unfortunately, their number is not very small. In 2011, they still defended the values and principles of the Slavery Age, the Colonialism Age, and the Stone Age. But when you support the Mullahs and other brutal dictators and make love with them secretly and openly, and defend yourself in the name of the national interests, you just prove that you are a narrow-minded animal. The animals who live in the jungle, still live like 50 thousands yours or 50 millions years ago, because they can’t think about their long-term interests and can’t learn form the history. They are shortsighted, have small brain, and only work for animal interests.

(10) The Sheep: 2011 showed us that the number of the people who live like the sheep in all around the world, is not small. Unfortunately, many only follow the fashion, the media, and the fake intellectuals. They don’t know the world, don’t read the history, and just repeat the mass media’s bullshits or the fake intellectuals’ bullshits. They can not think independently of the media and the fake intellectuals. It’s a very big problem. Some of them still say: “Iranians are Islamists and love the Mullahs”, or “Iranians are Arabs and Muslim fanatics” or “the Monarchy is the best system for Iran and the world world” or “The Mullahs and the western politicians are enemy of each other”, or “Iranians still live like 1979”. The people who live like the sheep, in the best case are the fans and followers of the stupid lefts and someone like Chomsky. But when the intellectuals of the damn world are the stupid lefts and someone like Chomsky, and many people still live like the sheep, do you think we can have a better world ? The politicians or the greedy rich are not the main problems of the damn world, the fake intellectuals and the people who live like the sheep are the main problem. I hope the humans can think about the main problems more seriously. These problems are solvable and the solutions can make our world a better place to live .

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