CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.

One occured about 4 hours ago...
I've just had an op to remove a stubborn (and rather sizeable) Kidney Stone this afternoon which involved cameras, hooks and lasers being introduced via the 'gentleman's area', which all went well thankfully. However, when my surgeon (a rather lovely lady probably only a handful of years older than myself) visited me just after coming around in a ward she sat down, asked if I was ok and then said:"To be honest, it's one of the biggest ones I've seen in a while"

I blame some of the anaesthetic still in my system for immediately replying:

"Thanks, and what about the Kidney Stone"?

She saw the funny side, which was lucky.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:20,
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I've arrived home to find the ever lovely 'present Mrs. Architect' has also tried to replace me in my absence
two chinese dwarf hamsters have appeared, as if from thin air. She has given me the honour of naming them.

So, Eric & Ernie it is
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:27,
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Are you sure the surgeon didn't remove them from your arse
and give them to her to take home?
(moon monkeyis busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:34,
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"ARMAGEDDON"!

(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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The QOTW is decisions you regret,
not things I wish I had said.
(Edenmonsteris still bored, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 6:30,
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I do wonder what I was thinking though
but I blame the 'massive drugs' I was given
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 7:24,
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