Whuppin - Replaces the phrase "What happens if" in moments of extreme agitation. (Urban Dictionary)Hot young guys get cabin fever and have to have their asses cooled down by "Uncle" Bob's belt. Two bad report cards get these boys four red buns. Dinner time hijinks earn a hot blond and an adorable redhead an ass-blistering lesson in table manners. All-American punks get good, old-fashioned discipline from hunky, gray-haired daddies. Kicking, screaming, and finally breaking into tears doesn't get these boys off the hook. And don't worry about that big hard-on that sprung up while getting your ass beaten... it happens all the time.