During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from a pack of coyotes, bushwhacked through some very dense heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled through a mud bog, jumped away from an aggressive snake, and took four "leaks" behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"