...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

@ZX:Granted, but it is controlled with cybernetic implants that will make you blow up if they ever fail or fall, btw, there is a bunch of really powerful people at your door waiting to kick your ass. (I liked how it came out, I am NOT deleting it because someone posted faster >_>)

@Rad: Granted, but now every time you start a sentence with "I wish", you're struck with lightning. @Tai: Granted, but you can only play your games in one sit through since the system turns itself off to conserve power.

Granted, the legendary Vampire Killer whip appears in your hands. Of course, the revived-for-the-umpteenth-time Dracula is none too happy about this, and so he sends his army of demons, undead and other nasties after you and they munch your soul like an old Twiglet.