Kenneth Giles: [after defeating villains in a live show] Hey, Superman! Hey, Superman!George Reeves: Well, hello there, young man, what's your name?Kenneth Giles: [brandishing a gun] Kenneth Giles. Can I shoot you?George Reeves: [he sees that it's a real gun and is suddenly very serious] Kenneth, why would you want to do something like that?Kenneth Giles: So the bullet bounces off. Can I?George Reeves: Well, if you did shoot me and the bullet bounced off, it might accidentally hit someone else. We don't want that to happen, do we?Kenneth Giles: No...George Reeves: Why don't you just, you and I... Here we go, partner. Why don't you just give me that? Just hand me that...

Lewis, we've had presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference.

I don't think he's lost. I think the bank's been offerin' extra reward money for us. I think Frank just figured on some easy pickin's, didn't ya Frank? You're no Texas Ranger. You're hardly doin' your job. You ought to be home protectin' the rights of poor folk, not out chasin' after us!

Johnny Cash: I want to marry you and I am telling you it's the time.June Carter: Well I'm telling you with 100 percent certainty that it is not the time. It's not about time, it's not the right time, it's not even quarter to the right time.