They’ve Got Their ‘Good Barista / Bad Barista’ Act Down to a Science

Foreigner: Excusa me, sir, I get the milk, yes?Barista #1 holding steamed milk: No. You ordered a Doppio. You don’t get no milk in a Doppio.Foreigner, holding drink out to Barista #1: But the milk?Barista #1, cradling milk: No! You don’t get no fuckin’ milk! Order a fuckin’ latte, and then I’ll give you some of this milk! You can pour yourself some of that stale shit from over there, but you don’t get none of this milk!