It’s been a little while since we’ve seen Jessica Alba out and about, so these pictures of her signing autographs in Paris are a welcome addition. Also a welcome addition is her low neck line, because let’s face it, who isn’t looking at Jessica Alba’s breasts!?

I know, I know. It’s crass, and I guess this is pretty much the definition of the objectification of women, but we guys are hard-wired to see breasts and stare. It doesn’t matter how much skin is showing, we are going to look.

By the way, if you want a little extra attention from Jessica Alba, don’t forget to bring along your wheelchair. Alright. That’s it. I’m officially going to Hell.