MadameX:Anderson's Pooper: My ex worked in a hospital lab on third shift. The stories she had were amazing. For instance, sometimes the tempered glass on the coffee table doesn't hold the weight of the suction cupped dildo and the user. I suspect that was a very painful ER trip.

Not as painful as the guy that came into our ER after inserting a light bulb in his butt and it BROKE.

Not calling you a liar, but that sounds like an urban legend..

nursedude:I'm sure if you did something that asinine and came to my local hospital they'd add insult to injury and tell you to take a seat and wait your turn.

You said asinine... Heh... Also, It didn't say he didn't have to wait did it? I profess to not knowing much about the poo-door, but People have butt plugs in for hours sometimes right? At the same time, if it was 100% inserted into the rectum, depending on the flaring and rigidity of the base (where the batteries go) is it possible to damage the interior rings of the anus? I would imagine its either an emergency or really not a big deal... No in between.

MadameX:Anderson's Pooper: My ex worked in a hospital lab on third shift. The stories she had were amazing. For instance, sometimes the tempered glass on the coffee table doesn't hold the weight of the suction cupped dildo and the user. I suspect that was a very painful ER trip.

Not as painful as the guy that came into our ER after inserting a light bulb in his butt and it BROKE.

Lucidz:Not as painful as the guy that came into our ER after inserting a light bulb in his butt and it BROKE.

Not calling you a liar, but that sounds like an urban legend..

There was a video circulating online a while ago with the title of "one guy one jar" or something like that. Dude was squatting down onto what looked like a glass olive jar. And it broke. And there was blood. And yet I couldn't look away...

FirstNationalBastard:namegoeshere: You people who like to stick things up your bottoms: Don't you think to tie a string to the end of it so you can fetch it back out again?

... I read that as "so you can felch it out again", and got an entirely different image in my head than you were going for.

publikenemy: It's pretty common so the guy shouldn't have felt too strange..I've told some here before about my wife's exploits at the hospital she works at. She's in pathology, so she sees everything that comes out of ones body.

At least once a month she gets a container that says "foreign body, rectum"...sometimes the container is vibrating.

Sometimes it's a homemade device, like a piece of steel with a string attached and the string breaks. Sometimes, it's even more odd...like a pair of salad tongs.

And it's NEVER a woman getting it removed

So, guys like stuff in their asses, too, but don't want to admit it?

If you could just felch it back out again, you wouldn't need the string, silly!

Elegy:Knew a hospital resident once that had a collection of X-rays he had stolen from the hospital. This was apparently a common-ish practice amongst the younger ER doctors at this hospital, and in fact, another doctor at the same hospital lost his license about a month later for putting x-rays up on the Internet.

Yeah, that's kind of sick.

One of my classmates in 7th or 8th grade kept a scrapbook of gory pictures he clipped from newspapers and magazines. The only one I remember specifically was a person who had jumped out of a window and got impaled on a wrought iron fence with spikes. I heard he became a preacher after graduating. Unfortunately, that's a story I've seen repeated a number of times in the news since then. Usually they don't have photos. In cases like that, it's not unusual for the article to say they had to cut the fence and bring them into the hospital with the fence still embedded in their body to remove it surgically. They actually usually survive.

Also worked in a hospital. Best one was this guy that came in with around a 3" O.D. X 3/4 I.D. about 1" thick steel ball bearing you know where. Surgeons had no idea what to do, short of amputating his dick, after lube and everything else had failed. The patient was not agreeing to have his dick cut off so.. The solution was they got our Mechanical department machinist to cut it off with abrasive discs and a die grinder.The pictures that leaked out showed his dong before the bearing was cut off and it looked like a big purple eggplant.

Happy Hours:Elegy: Knew a hospital resident once that had a collection of X-rays he had stolen from the hospital. This was apparently a common-ish practice amongst the younger ER doctors at this hospital, and in fact, another doctor at the same hospital lost his license about a month later for putting x-rays up on the Internet.

Yeah, that's kind of sick.

One of my classmates in 7th or 8th grade kept a scrapbook of gory pictures he clipped from newspapers and magazines. The only one I remember specifically was a person who had jumped out of a window and got impaled on a wrought iron fence with spikes. I heard he became a preacher after graduating. Unfortunately, that's a story I've seen repeated a number of times in the news since then. Usually they don't have photos. In cases like that, it's not unusual for the article to say they had to cut the fence and bring them into the hospital with the fence still embedded in their body to remove it surgically. They actually usually survive.

/shudder

I once knew a guy who's father was a photographer for the police during the time when people were getting shot up by gansters every day. He had boxes full of photos in his basement full of murder victims.

durbnpoisn:Happy Hours: Elegy: Knew a hospital resident once that had a collection of X-rays he had stolen from the hospital. This was apparently a common-ish practice amongst the younger ER doctors at this hospital, and in fact, another doctor at the same hospital lost his license about a month later for putting x-rays up on the Internet.

Yeah, that's kind of sick.

One of my classmates in 7th or 8th grade kept a scrapbook of gory pictures he clipped from newspapers and magazines. The only one I remember specifically was a person who had jumped out of a window and got impaled on a wrought iron fence with spikes. I heard he became a preacher after graduating. Unfortunately, that's a story I've seen repeated a number of times in the news since then. Usually they don't have photos. In cases like that, it's not unusual for the article to say they had to cut the fence and bring them into the hospital with the fence still embedded in their body to remove it surgically. They actually usually survive.

/shudder

I once knew a guy who's father was a photographer for the police during the time when people were getting shot up by gansters every day. He had boxes full of photos in his basement full of murder victims.

That was some of the most disturbing shiat I've ever seen!

My dad was a sales rep for a (now-defunct) pharmaceutical company, and had acquired a number of medical books over the years. One day in my early teens I went down to his office and absconded with a book on gynecology (as a teenager might be wont to do). Of course, those books usually showed the abnormalities, as opposed to the normal stuff.... I don't know how I recovered, but I never "borrowed" one of my dad's books again.

"[W]e will just have to conclude that flared-base advice isn't given to patients by doctors-ER or otherwise-because doctors secretly enjoy digging various foreign objects out of the variable rectums of various gentlemen. "