The horrible question everyone should never have to ask themselves: what if? What if you studied a little more? What if you worked a little harder? What if you exercised and tried to be more healthy? What if you actually asked that person out on a date? What if you took a vacation? What if you never stayed up late at… »10/25/13 10:00pm 10/25/13 10:00pm

Do you know how to get the truth out of people? Not from some sort of movie truth serum shot or on a late night talk show or even in a conversation between two ferns, the way to pry the obscene truth is to stick them in a hot tub and feed them drinks. Life is so much clearer when everything is bubbling around you. »10/04/13 10:00pm 10/04/13 10:00pm

Homeland is coming back this Sunday! After an uneven second season, what's the third season going to be like? Should we hope for something as brilliant as the first even though it might be unrealistic or should we just root for Homeland... The Musical to happen on Broadway. After watching the hilarious video above, I… »9/27/13 10:00pm 9/27/13 10:00pm

Other than being beautiful (not that Samuel L. is beautiful) and rich and powerful, being a celebrity must be really crappy. Can you imagine all the strangers rushing up to you? Can you imagine all the weird demands that 'fans' have? Can you imagine all the delusional people blaming you for doing your job? Samuel L.… »9/20/13 10:00pm 9/20/13 10:00pm

The iPhone 5C not cheap enough for you? Funny or Die says Apple should make a legitimately crappy phone called the iPhone 5F. All it does is play snake, tether, charge without a lightning cable and let you use your friend's iPhones. You wanted cheap, right? »9/13/13 10:00pm 9/13/13 10:00pm

It's probably a thankless job working a sperm bank since no matter how professional you keep things and no matter how numb your are to creeps and no matter how much paperwork you file and no matter how much pornography you offer, you'll still run into awkward situations. It's like a ruder version of working at the… »9/06/13 10:00pm 9/06/13 10:00pm

Moms are the coolest. Not because they birthed you into this world, not because they raised you, not because they can never stop taking care of you but because there was a point in time where she wasn't a mom yet. And she gave that all up to create another human. So never doubt that your mom only knows how to mother,… »8/30/13 10:00pm 8/30/13 10:00pm

Most people love San Francisco! Well, except for that one startup guy. But the rest of us can find something about SF to love from its vibrant culture, wonderful food, open minded people, close proximity to the ocean, charming architecture, the Golden Gate Bridge, most excellent burritos, Colin Kaepernick,… »8/23/13 10:00pm 8/23/13 10:00pm

Break ups are a horrible thing to go through! But what might be worse is that period of time right before a break up when you start to get annoyed with everything your girlfriend or boyfriend does. The way they slurp their food, the icky way they use napkins, their hygiene. Every once adorable tic becomes a grating… »8/16/13 10:00pm 8/16/13 10:00pm

If you're over the age of 12, you probably wondered why the hell Pixar ever made Cars 2. And then when you heard about Planes, you probably wondered who in the world would go see a Pixar-less Disney movie that sounds like the direct to DVD cousin of Cars. Merchandising is not an excuse for crap! The formula is… »8/09/13 10:00pm 8/09/13 10:00pm

I'm probably not as big a fan as some of you guys when it comes to Daria and/or Aubrey Plaza but even I have to admit Aubrey Plaza as Daria in a real life movie of Daria is all kinds of awesome. I'd actually like it if more movies and TV shows flip flopped into different style: Game of Thrones as an animated movie… »7/26/13 10:30pm 7/26/13 10:30pm

Once you live alone, you can't go back to a life with roommates. You're used to your own habits, you can't blame anyone for dirty dishes and you have as much personal time as you've always wanted. Plus, you can't come crawling back to your friends after making the decision to lone wolf it. That would be embarrassing!… »7/19/13 10:00pm 7/19/13 10:00pm

Combining the genius of Reggie Watts with the ridiculousness of Aziz Ansari can only mean good things. How good? A sweet serenade about eating sandwiches, tolerant veganism, muenster cheese and female attraction. Yeah, I know. I sing about those four exact things every day too. »6/28/13 10:18pm 6/28/13 10:18pm

Let's face it; Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing probably won't find the same billion-dollar box office success of The Avengers. But if this contribution of totally real cast interviews from co-stars BriTANick is any indication, it'll be a whole heck of a lot funnier. »6/21/13 10:00pm 6/21/13 10:00pm

Do you remember the good ol' days when YouTube didn't have any ads yet? Or the slightly worse but still pretty good days when there weren't any annoying pop up ads that stayed on top of your video? Or the definitely worse but still pretty cool days when you could skip every commercial after five second days? What… »6/14/13 10:00pm 6/14/13 10:00pm

Kickstarter campaigns can be awesome. Or sometimes be invigoratingly useful like Veronica Mars. Or be revealingly sad like Zach Braff's. Or what about ridiculously blatant like comedian Jon Lajoie. Lajoie, who stars on FX's The League, mocks all Kickstarter campaigns by asking people to donate to his cause by making… »5/31/13 10:00pm 5/31/13 10:00pm

Vine might be the communication tool of the future, but it's not without its limitations. Not the least of which is how impossible it is to describe Vine in a Vine-length blurb. Irony, thou art cruel! »5/17/13 10:00pm 5/17/13 10:00pm

Dating ain't easy in these modern times. You've got OKCupid profiles to worry about, Facebook messages to come up with, Google searches to do, online chatting while at work and all the texting, sexting, snapchats, read receipts, pokes, likes, etc. to read through. Dating with access to the Internet is a multilayered… »5/10/13 10:00pm 5/10/13 10:00pm

Waffles or pancakes? You have to pick waffles, right? Only people who eat vanilla ice cream would swear by pancakes. Waffles are delicious! Waffles are perfect! Waffles make everything better. Unless you're in a police lineup, then you should stay away from the waffles. »5/03/13 10:00pm 5/03/13 10:00pm