Less than three hours /tg/. Less than three hours until FATALquest starts. I keep my dark oath, and it shall begin at 7PM EST. However, knowing the hell I went through understanding how the game "Works" took a while. In order for me to half ass this, here is the most horrifying corner of the web. The free copy of FATAL.http://www.donatebytes.com/fatal.pdfPrepare yourself /tg/. I shall not post again until this quest thread begins tonight, beware.

>>18382332... /tg/ has no need for moral avengers, mods or others for stuff like this. Besides, it's just a quest thread. Even if OP keeps his promise it's not like anyone is going to do a Fatalquest. The quest thread won't even get beyond character creation.

if one would put the effort into creating a program that could automatically handle the most complex rolls and table lookups it would eliminate most of the waiting time since 1d100,000,000 is easy for a modern pc

if one tortured soul would do that, it would become possible, with some DM discretion disregarding BS rolls, to play it

where do we find a man with enough depravity, dedication and programming skills /tg/?

you just need to either hardcode or provide an additional file for all the charts, then create a fairly simple method that can handle multiple dice rolls depending on input and output either a number or a part of the chart and an easy way to select which type of roll just happened

perhaps with automation for multiple rolls that always happen in the same sequence (like character creation) and maybe a function that can give you a short list of possible rolls depending on what word you typed in

then add something resembling a GUI (nobody needs fancy for FATAL) and you're good to go

its just tedious to get all the lists in the program, but if it just reads them from text files that can be handled easily enough by a large community effort. Just 900 people, each 1 page and type it into a specifically named text file which the program will then read

>>18383303that requires some looking up and allows human errors and would generally wast a lot of time

we want to make FATAL as painless as possible since its often a lot of work looking up everything in a book, if it just outputs your character at the press of a button, outputs the spell effects, success, components needed etc etc at the simple press of cast "x" rather then having to consult a 900 page book several times, if it just calculates all wounds and severity

then we could play fatal if we perhaps adjust some mechanics to make it playable

>>18383666Nice satan trips. We weren't kidding about this being possibly the worst thing mankind has produced as a species.BTW, here is a review of FATAL. Its funny, but the game is horribly disturbing.

>>18383934Our DM told me that he'd run FATAL if we got him the books. So I got him the pdfs.I worked through character creation with him, and it took us 3 hours of rolling.Another player rolled up a dwarf. He's 216 years old, so he had to make 216 separate die rolls to determine how many Skill points he got to allocate during his lifetime.

It's been fucking hilarious. And honestly, a lot of fun just trying to breathe life into ridiculously specific, randomly generated characters.

>>18384039We're also going to need to calculate firing arcs, because all of those dicks are going to be pointing in different directions, and they're going to change direction in the process of firing.

Alright lets keep it in this thread. Let the other two die. If this thread also gets autosagged to the ground, then well apparently the threat of playing FATAL is enough to warrant observation of a board. Hopefully this shall result in /pol/ keeping their shit in their pants.

did you know that in FATAL, having your belly cut open and your intestines spilling out is not only not a life threatening injury, but also a quick and easy way of causing your opponent to be stunned from shock for upwards of 8 rounds?

>>18385427Fine.>>18385429>>18385433>>18385459You are now a cut purse/soldier/sailor your guys choice. Your Physical attractiveness is now 150 and you have gaied as a mental illness, hypoxophilla. Dear lord. Also your worse feature is... Your voice...

>>18385579>>18385647Actually according to guide no to sailor. So lets choose something else. The person with the highest roll last time, the 705 for wizard, needs to roll again for what we get to be, because wizards can't be serfs.

>>18385830Well there is no wizard profession in F.A.T.A.L. Sadly, however because of how fucking shitty the game is Kamina has somehow obtained magic powers besides his firebreath. So you are a skinner wizard rapist wearing leather pants and no shirt. You see many bottles strewn about a hovel and many destroyed pieces of furniture. You have no idea what the hell happened. All you have are you handy skinning knife and tanning set.

You see a path of destruction about the small town, and a building which looks as if it has been completely destroyed. Additionally you see a you sized hole in the wall.There seems to be many other Anakim wandering about, as if nothing happened. The sun hurts your eyes and you have problems seeing, additionally a major headache. You have trouble standing now. However that absinthe might be the hangover cure you need.

>>18386072Oh god I was seriously afraid of this.Roll a D100 to determine how far you run, I will use your physical charcteristics to adjust. >>18386087First you need to determine if anyone would be sleeping. The sun is a bit high to be morning.

>>18386129You are Kamina McRaperson."FUCK WALLS" You scream as run in a straight line through several other hovels, knocking two more buildings down. You go outside and see hordes of men and brown dwarfs running about. You think this might be a raiding party. Or something. Or tuesday. Probably tuesday.

>>18386178Roll to see if you have the concentration to do so. God this system is horrifying. Also realize the consequences with your ejaculates strength as listed, could potentially do harm if aimed wrong.

>>18386228Oh jesus fuck you do. Upon successfull completion of breaking through the first wall you think it might be a good idea to masterbate furiously.Roll another D100.>>18386256You find none of them attractive and racially repugnant, due to your hatred score of them. >>18386230...

In your fury of running and fapping whilst thinking of how you can do more damage you orgasm, shooting your "skeet" and causing you to be satisfied. Slowing you down slightly, then slipping hilariously crashing into a god damn table. Due to your high intelligence score you are able to determine, that why yes this is tuesday. And also a raiding party. You stumble to the ground Roll to see if you rebound to destroy a few more walls in your heroic tumble.

>>18386449>>18386445Your mighty momentum propels you through another wall, and your tumble has managed to knock over a random brown dwarf being chased by another Anakim. You tumble to the floor and our not dexterous enough to get instantly back up. You notice that this building seems a bit more stable.>>18386468With Your Insanely Large Anal Circumference it should be no mean feat, however seeing that this is probably your friends in this raid It might be a bad idea, as it could show a sign of weakness.

>>18386527So be it vlad.You get up. You squat down."HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST DID." You scream in your horrifying voice. Three young female Anakim come over."Eww""Seriously?""That is sooo gross." A large male anakim comes over. "Looks like you just gave birth to a brown dwarf."He offers your hand to help you get up.What do you do Kamina?

>>18386618Nope.jpg Dexterousness is not your strong suit.You stumble up and lunge for them. Flailing miserably. The other Anakim looks at you. "You alright?" The girls scatter. Well what do you do now?

You form your feces into a masterful club and attack this Anakim with it. Successfully. He never saw you coming at him with your feces for a club. Now I feel god damn horrible on the inside. Roll for damage with your terrifyingly smelly club.

>>18386739Oh shit.Due to the fact it is an improvised weapon, (Feces) your strength is going to be doing the bulk of this damageRoll for D 20 for your strength on this attack, you will receive a D4 for the actual weapon. >>18386758THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN /pol/ comes trolling and /tg/ shows no restraint.

>>18386832>>18386843Alrighty the poop gets through. The Anakim seems shocked, the fecal matter gets into his system. And he actually goes into shock. Your shit club is destroyed. This random guy is on the ground cursing confused and vomiting. Lets just call this a successful encounter. What do you do now Kamina.This is what I was expecting. Sadly.

>>18386990>>18387007>>18387012>>18387016>>18387031Today /tg/ is a day. A day that will live in infamy. Today is the day that someone had to roll for Anal Circumference, while playing F.A.T.A.L, How it got to this point you ask? WelpA man was beaten to death with a club made of shit. Let it be known for now and forever more that /tg/ will not take shit from any man.

You scream this out. A few Anakim, with brown dwarfs in tow come. One has a human over their shoulder. One of them bows."What shall we do now Chief?"Great. You just killed your chief in a drunken stupor with a shitclub. This is exactly how a game of FATAL is supposed to go.Welp Kamina McRaperson, Chief. What do you do now?

>>18387154>>18387151Ideas are stirring in your mind. These are interpreted as whispers near those around you. The dwarves are screaming in terror. The Human is gagged so their screams are not as loud.You feel like you want to start a blood orgy focused around the ass, or start a cult focused around your hat. Since you have slain the old chief by rite of combat (You just now remember) you now also have to worry about others attempting to kill you in the same fashion. What do you choose? Remember choose wisely. I am just fucking with you, at this rate you will probably do something even more horrifying.

>>18387199RIGHTWHAT WE DOISRIGHTGUYSGUYS WAITSERIOUSLYWE GET EVERYONE TO FIGHTRIGHTTO WEAR OTHER PEOPLE'S ASSES AS HATSAND THENGUYSSERIOUSLYEVENTUALLY EVERYONE WILL BE DEAD AND ONE GUY WILL HAVE SO MANYRIGHTSO MANY ASSES ON HIS HEAD

...Multiple ideas are once again heard as whispers. The brown dwarves are crying now. So is the Human."Tonight. We Blood Orgy, then we all fight for the right of Asshat! Our new religion, once we do we shall craft ourselves into deadly projectile weapons. Such is our new way! GOD WILLS IT!"You scream with a the sound and fury with an idiot scorned breathing fire into the sky, and since you have a piety score of 100, these asshats listen to you.

>>18387399>>18387404>>18387414>>18387423This all goes through your mind, it causes you to feel a rush. Too much of a rush. Your Hypoxophillia has just kicked in. And so has your blood lust.Roll A d20 to resist taking out your Hypoxophillia and Blood Lust. If you fail this too bad you may die doing both the same time. And seriously, I am kind of not sure how this will go.

>>18387543>>18387519You have a hate boner. And you want to choke shit. And yourself. You now realize why you were passed out. This happened last night. This is what lead you to this. You are the whirlwind. You run through the village with a lust for murder and the air to be gone through your lungs. >>18387548You Die as you have lived. You Lived as you died.Not really. After killing 10 humans 3 Anakim and a Brown Dwarf and hanging yourself you slip and die from self hangingYou were Kamina McRaperson.Your final rampage unified your tribe under a zealous new religion, and your zealous ways has lead the tribe to go onto become one of the key players in the kingdom. Maybe. You have one chance.Roll to save vs Death. PIC VERY RELATED

Your fortitude is high enough.You survive. Barely. You are giggling when then the Anakim find you. HOWEVER DUE TO>>18387648Your tribes men find you with a boner. They are confused and you feel shame.Roll a D100 to save yourself from being shamed to death. You have learned a spell due to your near death experience. Roll for that shit after the next survival roll