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Friday, August 11, 2017

Promo & Tour: The Third Kiss by Kat Colmer

Title: The Third KissAuthor: Kat ColmerGenre/Age: Fantasy Romance/YASeries: Love's Mortal Coil Series (Book One)Publisher: Entangled TeenLinks: GoodreadsSynopsis: Love curses don’t exist. At least that’s what Jonas, master of the meaningless hookup, tells himself when a letter warns him he’s an Eros Guardian cursed to endure a test of true love or forever be alone. His levelheaded longtime friend Cora figures it’s a revenge prank by an ex. The way Jonas stamps each girlfriend with a weeklong use-by date, it serves him right.

But when an impulsive kiss between the two friends reveals potential for more, Cora becomes the target of the Groth Maar: demons sent to wipe out the Eros Guardian line. And suddenly the curse becomes dangerously real.

Breaking the curse means Jonas’s biggest challenge yet. Failure guarantees Cora’s death. But success may cost him his own life…and the loss of his carefully guarded heart to the one girl far too sensible to fall for him.

Jonas snorted. “The guy has a backyard designed to charm girls out of their underwear.”

Did he seriously just say that? When he himself went off with—Unbelievable! I grabbed the rough wood of the gazebo railing so I didn’t lash out with more than my words.

“And you’d know all about that, now, wouldn’t you?”

His jaw clenched even as a wince tightened the line of his lips. “I don’t like him.”

“You don’t know him.”

“Neither do you.” He widened his stance and crossed his arms. “A few online chats don’t exactly mean much when it comes to getting to know someone.”

My fingernails dug into the railing, the wood biting into my skin. “Nice. So all our conversations while I was in Manhattan were meaningless, too, were they?”

“That’s different.” Jonas scowled under his balaclava of shadows. “We have history, a friendship. You hardly knew him before you left and haven’t seen the guy in over a year.”

He took a half step closer. “Ever heard of taking things slower?”

Breathe. Deep and steady, in and out. “Do you hear yourself? You telling me to take things slower?”

His hand twitched, like a gunfighter about to draw. “We’re talking about you, not me.”

“No, let’s talk about you. And how you need to butt out of my life.” Letting go of the safety of the railing, I took a step toward him. “I don’t go around judging how you change girlfriends more often than your social media updates so where do you get off telling me how fast or slow I should go?”

Jonas stilled. “I’m just trying to stop you from making a mistake.”

My jaw dropped. “What, with your track record? You’re the master of the meaningless hookup. You do not get to lecture me on making mistakes.”

Eyes locked on mine, his pulse punched out a frantic rhythm against the side of his throat. “A mistake for some isn’t necessarily one for others.”

Of all the patronizing— “Are you listening to the garbage coming out of your mouth or has all the bullshit clogged up your ears?” I pressed my clenched hands against my sides, fighting the urge to grab his headphones and show him exactly what I thought of his double standard.

“The guy is a player, Cora.”

I scoffed. “Not every guy operates the way you do.”

Jonas flinched but didn’t say anything.

“And even if he is, maybe that’s all I’m after.” I wasn’t, but it felt good to bait him.

His eyes narrowed, two glistening slits. “That’s not you.”

I edged closer still, my frame vibrating with anger. “How do you know? Maybe that night a year ago gave me a taste for short and uncomplicated.”

I felt more than saw something in him shift. Then a flash of lightning ripped the shadows from his face, leaving his expression exposed.

Shit.

The light disappeared. And with it the space between us.

Five Favorite Movie Scenes of All Time

by Kat Colmer

The Princess Bride

We’re told that 93% of our communication is non-verbal, and the “As you wish” scene from The Princess Bride is a perfect example of this. Wesley’s words are saying one thing, but his eyes and actions are saying something altogether different to Buttercup: “I love you.” Best swoony scene ever!

Love Rosie

The pain! The anguish! Arghh! The wedding scene in Love, Rosie is so heartbreaking. I bawl buckets every time I watch it, because here Rosie finally admits to Alex that he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to her, and he’s just married another woman. Arghh! I need Kleenex just thinking about it.

Ten Things I hate About You

Heath Ledger’s song and dance routine to I Love You, Baby in Ten Things I Hate About You has to be one of the best woo-your-girl scenes ever. A cute guy who can sing, some funky—if corny—dance moves, and a marching band. How can a girl say no?

The Book Thief

In this scene from The Book Thief, Rudy jumps into the freezing Amper river to retrieve a book, The Whistler, for Liesel. Afterward, all triumphant, he asks Liesel for a kiss, which she refuses. Death, the narrator, then tells us that Rudy will die only a couple of years later without ever winning one of Liesel’s kisses. So beautiful, yet so very sad. Pass the Kleenex again, please.

Love Actually

Hugh Grant is one of my all time favorite actors, and the scene in Love Actually where he gets caught dancing through the rooms of 10 Downing street to the Pointer Sisters’ Jump is absolute movie magic gold. Show me one person who can watch this scene with a straight face, and I’ll show you a person seriously lacking in sense of humor.

Kat Colmer is a Sydney-based Young and New Adult author who writes coming-of-age stories with humor and heart. The recipient of several writing awards, she has won the Romance Writers of Australia First Kiss contest, as well as the Romance Writers of America On the Far Side contest for her debut Young Adult Paranormal Romance.

Kat has a Master of Education in Teacher Librarianship and loves working with teens and young adults. When not writing, teaching, or reading the latest in YA fiction, Kat spends time with her husband and two children.

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