101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (Ways 26-30)

It’s the season finale. This show had better be renewed, or we might never find out the rest of the 71 ways to leave this show.

We join the contestants at “Jeff’s Harbor.” And for those of you just joining us, contestants giving wrong answers leave the show in unusual or crazy or explosive (or a combination thereof) ways.

26. Strapped to an anchor that is knocked into the water, taking the contestant with it (for picking the baby monkey riding a pig as being among the top 10 most watched videos — not counting music videos — on YouTube in 2010. it wasn’t.)

27. Shot out of a World War II cannon far, far out into the water (for thinking an ATM is located at the White House. Note to tourists: get money before you go on the tour.)

28. Dropped into shark-infested waters from lines attached to a rig (for choosing Joe Pesci as the celebrity voice available for a car’s GPS system. that one surprised me [Flavor Flav!]. and those were *so* fake shark fins.)

29. Dumped out of a runaway card filled with dead fish — and the contestant — into the water (for thinking “fried green tomato” was an actual snowboarding trick.)

30. Fell off the edge of a platform that dropped out underneath them and then fall 10 stories into a pool of water (for not going with The Bodyguard as the bestselling soundtrack of all time. And thank goodness it was not the contestant who picked Saturday Night Fever, because she was annoying.)