lart(1M)
lart(1M)
NAME
lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust
lusers' attitudes
SYNOPSIS
lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ]
DESCRIPTION
lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who
rely upon their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the
floor
to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8). Running lart
with the appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser to run
away
screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you
a beer, after killing all of their processes.
OPTIONS
-use tool Choose your weapon. If this option is not
specified, the enviroment variable LART is used. If neither is set, a
default value
will be used, which is set at compile time
-b Used to increase the size of your lart
-B The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills
all their processes. If used in conjunction with -p this will also cause
sys‐
log to make entries proving that was the
second gunman behind the grassy knoll
-f Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session.
Provided primarily for testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B
-F fsck
as a raw device. Note that this option has not
been tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers
-g Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor
during the beating.
-k Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not
highly recommended. Can only be invoked once per
-p See -B
SEE ALSO
sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)
01
23 1996
lart(1M)