Man spies on neighbours for entertainment after running out of DVD boxsets to watch

Gary Flatters from Northwich admitted on Thursday night to spying on his next door neighbours "The Holt's" family, in a desperate attempt to fill the void for entertainment in his life.

"Since I finished watching Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad DVD Boxsets, I needed to watch some drama unfold that didn't involve myself" said Mr Flatters whilst wearing a dressing gown and stood at his front window holding binoculars.

"Watching the neighbours has helped fill that space a little until the next killer TV series comes out"

Although Mr Flatters admitted that his new hobby doesn't quite match his favourite shows for high-stakes tension "it has it's moments though, Mrs Holt has been arguing with her son Elliot quite a lot recently because he's not concentrating on his homework enough. But it doesn't look like they'll be any resolution to it anytime soon."

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