Feg- Noun- A generally unattractive, pale-skinned female who has no social life whatsoever. Has tendencies to try to fit in with others, but fails miserably.

Her attitude is always the same, no matter what the situation, and she has the habit of butting into conversations that she was not invited into.

Feg is also a know-it-all who looks to outdo anyone in any academic subject, all the time. She has the annoying habit of always scoring at least one point higher than anyone else on a given assignment, and if -in the rare case- she is not the tip top, to her, it is the end of the world.

Feg also enjoys coasters.

Feg- Verb.- To Feg something up can also mean to totally take the enjoyment and life out of a situation or activity. The action has been known to compromise social lives, and can lead to an early death.

- noun
Future English Graduate. A person who is pursuing a degree which will be about as useful as a used piece of toilet paper after a particularly fiery curry. Engaging in conversation with these people will result in a sudden and extreme urge to end ones life due to the intellectually sapping nature of the discussion.

"Oh look at that girl licking that bus stop over there, she's a proper FEG"