Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
so for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)

A skinny woman makes her husband look fat
And very often believes she's all that
As soon as he marries her then she'll stop
Doing the things that blow his top
But if a big assawoman's your wife
Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
A big assawoman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you piece of her prime

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)

So if your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her ass is saggy and her thighs might rub
Take it from me you'll be happier, bub

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you (repeat)

Say Dave? YES Ridley
I saw your wife the other day UH HUH
And I have absolutely no comment whatsoever!
HA HA ME EITHER

CHORUS
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a skinny woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get a big assawoman to marry you

christobol ... ironically, I have that song on a compilation CD and listened to it yesterday on my way into work ... it makes me happy, even though it is a total insult to women everywhere ... it's got a good beat and you can dance to it ... I give it a 10.