Archive for April, 2010

After finding a funny pirate video on google, I asked my sister if she was a pirate and she said ” no i am a ninja”. I then asked her to type in ( lol limewire ) into google which was the video. So she typed it in, then i told her to press i am feeling lucky, so she did. After seeing a bit of the video she ran out the room screaming “I am a Ninja”.

My sister told me afterwards that the pirate is the natural born enemy of the ninja, but i don’t think thats true. So if your bored type in Lol limewire into google, then press im feeling lucky you’ll be a pirate.

Everybody knows Paris Hilton and other celebrities carry there dogs in handbags, well i don’t think thats right dogs are made for running around and having fun. They are not made for sitting in a woman’s purse……..

but there is another animal which would enjoy sitting in a woman’s purse all day long and its a Fat cat. I must admit it would be very heavy, but think about all those muscles your be gaining from lugging a fat cat around town, and the cat would be very content. I think all women should be lugging a fat cat around in there purses, and it would be much better for dogs, so they can run around more. So next time you don’t know what to carry in your handbag, shove a fat cat in it, and you’ll be the most stylish girl around.

Crocks are like flip-flops but they cover your whole foot and they have holes in them. Many people detest crocks but I like them a lot, and i think they are very good for wearing on the beach and your feet won’t sweat much because the holes let the air in. You can buy shapes, jems and characters from TV programmes to put in the holes to make your crocks beautiful.

Hot or not winter crocks. we have introduced you to crocks but now the crock company have made Winter crocks they are light colours and they are very fluffy. There have been many people saying they are rubbish and stupid but some people like me like them. What do you think Hot? or Not?

This hot or not shouldn’t even be for sale but it is and it is horrible. Its called a skin bag a skin bag is a bag which looks just like human or animal skin. Why would anyone want a skin bag ???? because it looks like a piece of meat the butchers wouldn’t even sell. So my question is, is it hot or not

Me, my dad and my big sis were watching a TV program about a guy who injects venom into himself to hopefully find a way snake venom can help people suffering from cancer. This man has been injecting himself with venom for around 20 years and he is going on a journey. He is trying to find out some scientific uses for injecting himself with venom for the last 20 years and nearly dying. On his journey he meets some fellow venom injectors and they were all bonkers too.

I would recommend this program for anyone how wants a laugh or wants to talk to the TV ( like my dad )saying things like “WHY” , “WHAT” and my personal favourite ” don’t , don’t do that “. This programme doesn’thave much logic but it is very enjoyable.