Szybk0war

-Guys who assume that every female character is an actual female, therefore I receive unwanted attention occasionally

-A.I has pinpoint accuracy even when blind firing a pistol 20 meters away.

-Squeakers

-People who host infinite rp and cash jobs.

-People who host rooftop rumble all the time.

-People who shoot at me while I'm just cruising around.

Why do you get pissed off with people hosting Rooftop Rumble? I do that. You don't have to join. It helps low rank players get RP and money. I always send invites to people, who are rank 75 or lower to help them out.

Badwolf47

My own dumbass. Like when i try to walk into a door and miss, hit the wall and can't seem to make a good enough turn to walk through it. Then i end up having to walk back quite a bit and try to go through the door again. Ya, i hate that.

scaldy78

Those bullet proof helmets while in a pistol forced deathmatch. 3 shots to the guys head and he's all good as his one shot to my dome takes me out...might force me to actually get and wear one of those stupid things

KrazyFace

The way the cops have stupid super-human abilities. The way their cars can catch up to, and over-take even the fastest of supercars. The way they just materialise out of thin air right in front you (particularly in helis). Or how about the fact free-roam is nothing but a CoD fest set in a city? Or the lack of extra activities like horse-race/dog betting, casino games, drug-dealing, house-breaking etc; hell, I even miss bowling! No comedy clubs or mini-theatres, stuff like that. I suppose the general emptiness of the online world bugs me. Oh, and all you trigger happy fa**ots, you lot pass me off more than my gf on her flow-time...

richard1997jones

The whole Idea of passive mode and the fact that it now costs nothing to go in and out of it (My personal opinion there should have just been PvP and PvE servers)

The fact that it cost 500$ just to kill your self

ATM's and having money in your wallet seemed like such a promising game play factor but are pointless because you lose a minimal amount of money for getting killed and you can just use your phone to deposit money making atms pointless

That Playing online with auto aim/assisted is something that actually exists

The horrible excuse for a character creator

Lack of customization options (for your character and your cars)

No one can actually steal player owned cars ( because they can just lock you out) I mean the game is called grand theft auto....

Wearing a mask can make you bald

In the Last Team Standing game mode you cant disable radar ( or use the radar from TDM)

Jumping from a small ledge and going in to prat fall mode when you can clearly land on your feet and be fine

There is more but id rather not go trough the whole list

To be fair I'm glad we can deposit money with our phones otherwise I would crapping myself everytime I had over 5k.

A Northern German

- Unknown network errors
- Timeouts
- The game throwing me in not full sessions or throwing me in the same session over and over again
- The long loading times
- Players in Lazers terrorising everyone
- Players in Buzzards terrorising everyone
- Players in Buzzards or Lazers that ruin airport parties (when I'm flying around at the airport together with others and we're just having fun without killing each other)
- Players that vote to kick me, for whatever reason
- The bad passive mode
- Players running me over
- Players killing me with the water hose
- Players killing me with rotor blades while I'm in passive mode
- Lagging phone
- Falling off my motorcycle
- The cops
- The cops shooting my tires
- The cops preventing me from killing other players
- The cops being the reason why another player managed to kill me
- Police helicopters following me everywhere
- Police helicopters shooting at the aircraft I'm flying in
- Mechanic cooldown time (especially when I accidentally select a wrong vehicle)
- When Lamar's mugger fails because the player was killed or not reachable and I have to wait 10 minutes or so until I can order the next mugger
- Car impound
- When another player collects a crate seconds before I arrive
- Phone calls of Simeon and Co.
- Ghettoish talking players from my country (mostly Turkish players)
- Rockstar patching funny glitches that don't harm anyone
- Emblem creator

Relative007

I managed to get 2 Successive errors in a row. The very vague "There was an error joining a session" followed by the "Timed Out Locating Session" after trying to return to GTA Online after the first error...