7 Compliments So Wishy-Washy, They Kind of Hurt My Feelings

I don't mean to sound like the Goldilocks of compliments here, but I'm having trouble finding one that's just right when it comes to online dating. Remember when I laughed about this terribly overzealous compliment that was a little too nice to be sincere? Well, to punish me for whining about people saying I looked like a model, the higher powers of online dating made sure that I received a slew of "compliments" in the last month that were so debatably flattering, they might as well be insults.

It seems like you might actually be fun to get to know. I believe we could carry on an actual conversation.." Yes, I speak words sometimes. Thanks for noticing!

"How's it going? I kinda like your profile" Only kinda though. Don't get a big head.

"Heyo Gena, according to the OKCupid gods I should message you." But you didn't, like, want to?

"You seem to have had a plethora of experiences thus far in your life." I mean, hasn't everyone? Or is this a subtle way of calling me old? OK, now I'm just reading too much into it.

"You sound interesting..." It's the ellipsis that kills me here. "It was interesting..." is exactly how I would start an email to my best friend to describe an incredibly awkward and terrible date. So...

Aww, thanks, guys! I'll try not to let your glowing words turn me into a self-obsessed monster, but it will be a struggle.

Ha! Have you ever gotten any wishy-washy or downright backhanded compliments, online or in life?