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Thursday, May 03, 2012

Sue Profile 001: C'ren Bieber

C'ren Amethyst LeHeart Bieber

If anyone is curious about how C'ren Bieber, the protagonist of SpongebobSquarepants fanfiction/trollficOne Less Lonely Gurl, looks like, this is it. She is the preppy doppelganger of My Immortal's Ebony Way. Ridiculous character profile follows after 'read more' link.
(Warning: Spoilers might follow! If anyone gets offended by this profile, please be reminded that she is a fanfiction character.)

Descriptions are written as follows: dream mode(reality); if no brackets, description applies to both dream and reality. Reality here is not this world per se, but what is 'real' in her life.
(Spoiler: the fanfic is all just a dream of a miserable hooker who lives as a vagrant in the streets of Russia as said in its more serious 'sequel': Plankton's Eye View )

Educational Background: none (self-taught)Intelligence Level: genius (average)Any Mental Illnesses?: megalomaniaLearning Experiences: noneCharacter's short-term goals in life: surviveCharacter's long-term goals in life: rule the world, meet Justin BieberHow does Character see himself/herself?: the bestHow does Character believe he/she is perceived by others?: the bestHow self-confident is the character?: veryDoes the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof?: bothWhat would most embarrass this character?: if she is forced to hang out with a 'goff'. What the.

Emotional CharacteristicsStrengths/Weaknesses:
-strengths: everything! (persistence)
-weakness: nothing! (can't cook, can't swim, illiterate, can't count, sucks at being a hooker, awful fashion sense... I can go on.)Introvert or Extrovert?: definitely extrovertHow does the character deal with anger?: physical violenceWith sadness?: daydreaming about world dominationWith conflict?: vengeful thoughtsWith change?: depends what the change isWith loss?: finds a way to get it backWhat does the character want out of life?: world domination, marry Justin BieberWhat would the character like to change in his/her life?: the fact that she's not married to Justin Bieber, where she lives, how she livesWhat motivates this character?: Justin BieberWhat frightens this character?: see Justin Bieber dieWhat makes this character happy?: Justin BieberIs the character judgmental of others?: veryIs the character generous or stingy?: dependsIs the character generally polite or rude?: mostly rude

Spiritual Characteristics

Does the character believe in God?: questioningWhat are the character's spiritual beliefs?: never say never!Is religion or spirituality a part of this character's life?: rarelyIf so, what role does it play?: C'ren contemplating her life's purpose

How the Character is Involved in the Story

Character's role in the novel: heroine/main villain (what?)Scene where character first appears: It wuz jazz an ordnary day... (aka the 1st sentence of chapter 1)Relationships with other characters:
1. Bob (Spongebob): -- first canon character she sees in Bikini Bottom, lets her sleep at his house, workmates, friends.
2. Eugene (Mr. Krabs): -- employee of, then enemy
3. Ward (Squidward): -- gets replaced by C'ren as cashier of Krusty Krab for some time; his life gets better once he gets a new job as Justin Bieber's clarinet player
4. Sheldon (Plankton): -- pretends to help him but uses him in the end for a more 'sinister' plan

How character is different at the end of the novel from when the novel began: She wakes up to find out that her life is miserable again, starts to hate Spongebob.

Additional Notes on This Character:Mary Sue Litmus Test Score:
a whopping 149! - answered in a mix of Jimmy and Monica's points of view; C'ren dream mode. This score will actually lower if I answer it based on solely my own point of view as Jimmy.

a measly 11 - answered in my own point of view as Jimmy because I've written the part about the whole thing being a dream after I've abandoned Monica's persona (while still keeping her name as my fanfiction.net penname.) This is her score once she wakes up from her dream.

Conclusion: C'ren is a pseudo-Mary Sue.

But on another note...

Oh, and by the way, I used this as a template for my character profile.

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