TMZ Live

Evelyn Smacks Chad

With DIVORCE Card

8/14/2012 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ Live

Evelyn Lozada filed for divorce from Chad Johnson today -- a mere 41 days after their marriage ... and 3 days after his arrest for domestic battery. Chad's finally apologizing, but will it be enough? We have details from Evelyn's camp.

Plus, V.P. candidate Paul Ryan is about to put our theory to the test -- that looks matter way more than actual issues. And wait till you see how the theory stacks up in every Presidential election since JFK.

Also, Phoenix Mayor Greg Stanton calls in ... fresh off his brutal pickup game with some WNBA players -- busted nose and all!

(0:00)Chad Johnson just had another thing cancelled ... his marriage to Evelyn Lozado. (6:00)Robert Pattinson schools Kristen Stewart on how to deal with a cheating scandal ... by keeping his mouth shut ... something she obviously didn't do. (10:00) Nobel Peace Prize winner Desmond Tutu rips "Stars Earn Stripes" for being pro-war ... and Harvey thinks Tutu's stance is beyond ridiculous. (15:30)Kristin Chenoweth is STILL banged up from her on-set injury ... despite everyone around her saying she's fine. Is she gearing up for a lawsuit. (19:10) The Mayor of Phoenix calls in -- to explain how one WNBA player destroyed his nose in a pickup game. And... he says he can take Obama in game of one-on-one! (24:00) How big of a part do looks play in elections? Harvey thinks Paul Ryan's good look will help Romney out. We also take a look at every presidential election since JFK, to see if the better looking candidate won. (33:30)Charlie Sheen is back on Twitter after supposedly giving it up forever. Why? Money. (36:31) The Jackson family ... paying off Janet? (39:10) Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico got injured ... looking for Noah's Arc. (42:00) We take your calls!