Elfie Hopkins

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Off-the-scale awful, this is the tale of a teen detective blundering through her first case. Avoid at all costs

Meanwhile, in Britain we can pride ourselves that even on a week when a
picture as unremittingly foul as The Divide is released, we can still
produce a worse movie. Elfie Hopkins is staggeringly dreadful on
every level. Jaime Winstone sports a horseshoe face and a wardrobe that
looks like it was looted from a joke shop as Elfie, aspiring teen detective
in rural Wales. She decides to investigate her spooky new neighbours, but
the real mystery here is how a screenplay this shoddy ever got made. Ryan
Andrews, 18