Extremely Fat and Dangerous
Age: Indeterminable Height: Short, very short Weight: More than Most
Has been knonwn to make people "bust a gut" and then eating those said guts. He can do things with a knife and fork that most decorated Space Ninjas cower in fear. Known aliases: Fatty, Fatty McLard, @Death_by_Fat and Rebel Wilson.

(That last aliases has something to do with a strip in the archive where Fat has issues with Siri)