A) Paul Pless, the former admissions dean at the University of Illinois School of Law who was the mastermind behind the school inflating admissions data, made a heck of a living by lying. The News-Gazette.

B) Apparently, it’s impossible not to get into law school. JD Journal.

C) Not to alarm anyone, but the percentage of female first- or second-year legal associates has dropped one point since last year. ABA Journal.

D) Joe Paterno was the head coach at Penn State for 45 years. Here’s hoping he met a lawyer at one point. Above the Law.

E) Get ready to see the most expensive photo ever sold ($4.3 million). Also, get ready to question why you never got into photography. The Atlantic.

A) Here’s yet even more fallout from the University of Illinois School of Law’s LSAT scores and GPA scandal — including an email by former admissions dean Paul Pless in which he calls students “little bastards.” Chicago Tribune.

B) Attention, New York Law School: It’s man auction time. Above the Law.

C) Mississippi law school applications are up while the rest of the country’s are down. What gives? ABA Journal.

D) Spidey senses tingling? It’s because the director of that awful Spider-Man musical got fired and is now suing. Wall Street Journal.

A) What’s ahead in the world of legal education? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. (Did I do that right?) Law School Review.

B) A victim of of spousal abuse has been ordered to pay her ex-husband/attacker $1,000 a month and $47,000 of his legal fees. Future lawyers, this is what they call in the biz “a loophole.” Yahoo! News.

C) People realize zombies are completely fictional, right? Apparently not this law school dropout. Above the Law.

D) Stories of people finding out they’re siblings are always a heartwarming read. When they find out they’re brother and sister five years into a relationship, the day before their wedding, and with a baby on the way, it suddenly isn’t. Daily Mail.

E) Remember earlier this week when it was Halloween? Let’s revisit it with Jimmy Kimmel. YouTube.