Because everybody knows the King of Spain vacuums the turf at Skydome.

(ASIDE: Note that a much younger Jian Gomeshi performs in this video. Of course, Gomeshi is now better known as the host of Q a fine show upon which I shall be appearing today around 12:30-1 p.m. on CBC Radio 1, available on Sirius Satellite Radio (channel 137) or via the internet at the CBC website. How coincidental that this should be the case!)