<quoted text>My girlfriend and I are in a disagreement, I want to settle this once and for all. How many other people have had a dingleberry?Here's how it started: she and I were getting a little hot last night, and it was awesome. It was especially good because I was away for the past four days and the tension has been building up for the both of us. Anywho, we're both naked doing our thing when i climb on top of her for a rousing bout of 69ing. After a second she says to stop and get off of her. She tells me that I have a dingleberry in my ass and she can't continue with our little adventure. She's definitely grossed out. So I go and clean myself up because she won't let me back in bed until I do. Here's the thing, my girlfriend thinks that dingleberries never happen to anyone, and I in essence pooped my pants and tried to 69 her afterwards. I tried to tell her that this is something that just happens sometimes and it's hard to avoid it, but she won't have it. So guys and girls of topix, have you ever gotten a dingleberry?

Your post is like obama and a babys' diaper, all are full of crap. But you're a democrat, hasn't the gubberment showed you how to wipe your ass, or are you waiting for an advisory committee?

I see the liberal weasels have been here to serial judge negatively the only sober comments worth reading, and occasionally they will take the time to slobber profusely over the nitwit from harvard, the community organizer in chief, barack hussein obama, what a bunch of fools.

I see the liberal weasels have been here to serial judge negatively the only sober comments worth reading, and occasionally they will take the time to slobber profusely over the nitwit from harvard, the community organizer in chief, barack hussein obama, what a bunch of fools.

obama vomit is right! You are a worthless weasel with nothing to say, that is why you can only utter noise, you contribute nothing, as you are part of the problem, just like obama is the problem. The worthless president continues to campaign on A ir Force One, wasting more money, instead of walking a mile to the Capitol and trying to lead for a change. A democratically held senate that hasn't passed a budget in four years. You'd have to be a moron not to recognize what the problem is, and it is imperial.

A resolution drafted by Schuyler County’s sheriff and clerk opposing the new state gun law passed the county legislature’s Public Safety Committee unanimously Monday morning.

The committee passed the resolution unanimously, with a vote of 4-0. Sheriff Bill Yessman said the Monday morning crowd of more than 50 people was the largest ever for the committee.

“We’re unhappy with the way this law was passed, the process they used,... what we feel are second-amendment rights violations,” Yessman said Monday.“The law does nothing to address gun violence. It really doesn’t.”

Resolutions are not laws, but they can be used to make statements, Yessman said.“It’s basically saying Schuyler County does not agree with this law.”

The resolution asks the state legislature and Gov. Andrew Cuomo to “annul this ill conceived and poorly drafted statute,” and says the new gun law “effectively treats countless New York state law abiding gun owners as criminals.”

“We’re not against every part of the SAFE act, there are just provisions in it that we feel aren’t right, and if enough counties oppose this, maybe Albany will change their way of thinking,” said Yessman, who added he hopes the law will be amended.

The resolution will be presented to the Resolution Review Committee at 9:15 a.m. March 6; After that, it would move to the full legislature at 6:30 p.m. March 11.

Compton could not be contacted Monday, though she told this newspaper last week that she was concerned about how long it takes to process paperwork created by the law. That concern was also in the resolution.

Yessman has scheduled an informational meeting to explain the gun law from 6 to 8 p.m. March 19 at the Odessa-Montour High School auditorium.

“It’s not a meeting to debate the law whether it’s right or wrong ... I think my feelings are clear on that, but ... April 15, it will be here, and we have to deal with this,” Yessman said.

“It’s a law that we have to uphold whether we like it or not,” he said.

So here is my story of what happened to me last night. I'm sitting at my computer and I hear my dog start screaming like it is being attacked by a scorpion/narwhal. The dog fly's through the doggy door running like a mad dog. I then notice something is attacked to his butt, maybe a scorpion or some bug? My dog finally slows down enough to where I can get a good look at it, it was the infamous dingleberry.

After holding my dogs tail up to get a good look of this piece of crap, I figure that I will probably have to pull it out manually so he doesn't get this crap on our carpet. So I go and get a paper towel and grab a hold of his tail, my wife heard all the commotion and came down to what I'm sure looked to be a odd sight. I quickly explained the situation and she held the dog so he wouldn't get away.

So then I started to pull, oh no this was no a simple dingleberry that it seemed that it was. This thing felt it had a anchor inside of my dogs anus. So I give it a good tug and my dog starts wimpering (I would too if I was in this situation). The thing starts to move. Now I have a hold on the piece of string, but as I pull I have to grip HARD on this piece of string and it starts to come out. However to my surprise I realize the true cause of this dingleberry.

My dog has these rope chew toys, and I guess he had swallowed some of the yarn that comes off of the chew toy. So I'm thinking crap, this could take a while.

So I'm there pulling, the dog is whimpering and the massive yarn starts to come out, and its a HUGE piece. The thing keeps getting bigger! After pulling for a couple of minutes the huge piece finally starts to windle down and comes out more easily. After about 8 inches and like 5 minutes of my dog whimpering, the dingleberry is released from my dogs butt. Im standing there holding this 8 inches of poo covered yarn while my dog is running around as happy as can be. Damn you dingleberries!

Heh heh heh.That's right schmagege, look down and blame all your economic problems on some pathetic welfare recipient . Don't look Up.Don't look up at the greatest looting operation of all time. The one that spent trillions bailing out banks and paying off counterparties. The one that brought you a decade long war in Afganistan and Iraq.The one that allows the unlimited financial influence of corporations and wealthy individuals upon politicians.All of this for who's sinister benefit....Just don't look up!

Heh heh heh.That's right schmagege, look down and blame all your economic problems on some pathetic welfare recipient .Don't look Up.Don't look up at the greatest looting operation of all time. The one that spent trillions bailing out banks and paying off counterparties. The one that brought you a decade long war in Afganistan and Iraq.The one that allows the unlimited financial influence of corporations and wealthy individuals upon politicians.All of this for who's sinister benefit....Just don't look up!

Hay dip.

If he had not bailed them out we would have a lot more people on unemployment.Get the facts. You need to look up and say thank you.

Heh heh heh.That's right schmagege, look down and blame all your economic problems on some pathetic welfare recipient .Don't look Up.Don't look up at the greatest looting operation of all time. The one that spent trillions bailing out banks and paying off counterparties. The one that brought you a decade long war in Afganistan and Iraq.The one that allows the unlimited financial influence of corporations and wealthy individuals upon politicians.All of this for who's sinister benefit....Just don't look up!

George Soros and the clintons? nancy pelosi and the other millionaires that make up the majority of elected congress? The people that the obamas hang with on private jets and estates? Hollywood sodomists? Administration personnel with Goldman Sachs on their resume?

Just ask yourself a simple question....who got paid when Paulson (Bush Administration) told Congress he needed Billions of dollars immediately with no strings attached, and they gave it to him. The gun he used was the threat of an imminant collapse of the "safe" short term money market.

The incoming administration (Obama) was advised by the same bunch of advisors who caused it to keep paying it out.

The federal reserve is still buying up toxic paper from the banks. And now they tell you the deficit is a big emergency and all the so called entitlement programs have to be dismantled.

The greatest swindle of all time just took place....you poor schmucks. You can go back to watching NASCAR now.

Just ask yourself a simple question....who got paid when Paulson (Bush Administration) told Congress he needed Billions of dollars immediately with no strings attached, and they gave it to him. The gun he used was the threat of an imminant collapse of the "safe" short term money market.The incoming administration (Obama) was advised by the same bunch of advisors who caused it to keep paying it out.The federal reserve is still buying up toxic paper from the banks. And now they tell you the deficit is a big emergency and all the so called entitlement programs have to be dismantled.The greatest swindle of all time just took place....you poor schmucks. You can go back to watching NASCAR now.

Skull and Bones runs the country. obama has an organ grinder attached to him.

Let the Lame Duck fly off to yet another vacation, The election is moot now, he will not be tossed like a Nixon salad, Money for another vacation and then to make a movie about himself and all his magnificent achievements, more vacations equate to more spending and then more and higher taxes. After all, just what is a couple of million for a lame duck. Unless you dorks make him some sort of king. It is just to bad that the Pope is stepping down early, he could get that job and prove to the world just the punk he is. He had Treyvon Martin as his punk but it, the well, ran dry. He needs fresh meet and until he can suck this country dry.What is with all the vacations and then cries in his soup about broke. His actions reveal him to be the person he is. Does he care about the people, maybe the unions. Make him chancellor, no, Fuhrer. Fuhrer Obama and all his black shirts. that's the ticket, Crystal Nacht in Washington and all the Politicos, break in and rob and loot, In the middle of the night, they will come, the thought police, with their guns and threats and load you on the train to the place where the ovens are and here you will be, Some clown in your house, with all what was once yours' and you with a suitcase, the one they relieve you of as they separate the men from the women and them 22,000,000 rounds of steel jacket hollow points the government ordered will ensure the Fuhrer gets life in the Black House. It happened in Poland. Now there are skin head neo-nazis. Did the same.You have to break the horse before you can ride it. The train leaves in the dark and the cattle cars are full. Can't jump out? To where. Kiss the signet ring, who cares, the ovens are designed to keep aflame on the human fat, just what to do with all the remains? Godd material for building bricks.

Let the Lame Duck fly off to yet another vacation, The election is moot now, he will not be tossed like a Nixon salad, Money for another vacation and then to make a movie about himself and all his magnificent achievements, more vacations equate to more spending and then more and higher taxes. After all, just what is a couple of million for a lame duck. Unless you dorks make him some sort of king. It is just to bad that the Pope is stepping down early, he could get that job and prove to the world just the punk he is. He had Treyvon Martin as his punk but it, the well, ran dry. He needs fresh meet and until he can suck this country dry.What is with all the vacations and then cries in his soup about broke. His actions reveal him to be the person he is. Does he care about the people, maybe the unions. Make him chancellor, no, Fuhrer. Fuhrer Obama and all his black shirts. that's the ticket, Crystal Nacht in Washington and all the Politicos, break in and rob and loot,In the middle of the night, they will come, the thought police, with their guns and threats and load you on the train to the place where the ovens are and here you will be, Some clown in your house, with all what was once yours' and you with a suitcase, the one they relieve you of as they separate the men from the women and them 22,000,000 rounds of steel jacket hollow points the government ordered will ensure the Fuhrer gets life in the Black House. It happened in Poland. Now there are skin head neo-nazis. Did the same.You have to break the horse before you can ride it. The train leaves in the dark and the cattle cars are full. Can't jump out? To where. Kiss the signet ring, who cares, the ovens are designed to keep aflame on the human fat, just what to do with all the remains? Godd material for building bricks.

What a bunch of ass ols, Bush had nothing to do with this mess, or I should say Bush quit before his term was up. He was the one who did nothing he was the one who did nothing.So why not grow up, and watch and see how this come out.xd

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