What have I done?

I know I’m not the only one who uses the iPad as a weapon. I’m not proud of it. I am but a woman. When I’m making the dinner, tidying up, trying to have a waz it buys me a bit of peace ?

Nina is quicker on it than me. I’ll give it to her and before she’s even got it out of my hands she can be looking at YouTube for kids.

She usually watches the same crap every time. Unboxing. Where the woman doing the unboxing makes you feel totally inferior as she explains every little thing and tells your child that everything is ‘super cool’.

4 little monkeys jumping on the bed – this usually results in her jumping up and down next to Bobbi’s head. Which is nice.

I’ve seen her watching someone with a German accent, dressed up as Spider-Man, talking about a dolls house – now that’s random.

So the other week we were chilling out, having a bit of screen time (shoot me) and she was watching a video (do they even call them videos anymore?) of a dolly that wees and poos. Amazing I thought. I shall buy her one.

We’re not particularly flush at the moment with me on smp, so after drawing a blank at a Google search, I turned to eBay.