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We were wondering about the over/under on how long it would take for the Glowbull Wormening Cultists to come out and claim that the winter which is currently turning most of EUnuchistan into a giant Poodlesicle, looking to be the coldest in more than a century, is further proof that the planet is “warming.”

There is now strong evidence to suggest that the unusually cold winters of the last two years in the UK are the result of heating elsewhere.

We’ll let the fine people of Watt’s Up With That deal with that half-witted wanker’s “strong evidence.” The short version is that there is no “heating elsewhere”, and Blubbering Boneheads like Monbiot would know that if they knew even the slightest bit about how temperature data is collected.

Oh, and the bit about Australia being buried in snow right now is particularly delightful, unless you happen to be an Australian, that is. Keep in mind that Australia is on the other side of the world, so a blizzard there at this point is like Texans ice-boating on the Gulf in June. Which of course proves that Glowbull Wormening is true too.

Our point is much shorter: Now that we’ve established that warm, cool, dry, wet, windy, calm and quite literally every single other conceivable weather phenomenon is, according to the Algore Religious Fanatics, proof of Anthropogenic Glowbull Wormening, we’d like to know just what exactly it is that would disprove this “theory” of theirs.

It’s an important point you see, and the quotes around “theory” were quite deliberate. Unbeknownst to intellectual midgets like Monbiots, there’s this requirement of a theory that has to be in place in order for it to be “science”, and that is that it has to be falsifiable. We know this because we, unlike such “intellectual giants” like Monbiot and seminary drop-out Al Gore, spent all of our scholastic energy in what is known as the “Sciences”, which is quite unlike its retarded younger sibling created for those with an IQ below room temperature, the “Humanities.”

As a matter of fact, the only contact we had with the Humanities was when we were screwing the brains out of their girls who, understandably frustrated, tended to wander off the reservation because they got tired of their “boy”friends debating whether erections were really just patriarchal social constructs.

So if those pathetic simian cultists want to ever use the word “science” about their religious delusions, they’ll have to come up with a way of disproving their theory and they have to stick to it.

Until then, there is absolutely no reason for sentient beings to even bother debating them.

Yep! The first thing I did when I saw that term was look up its origins. Hilarious!!!!
@ Mish

Now that we’ve established that warm, cool, dry, wet, windy, calm and quite literally every single other conceivable weather phenomenon is, according to the Algore Religious Fanatics, proof of Anthropogenic Glowbull Wormening, we’d like to know just what exactly it is that would disprove this “theory” of theirs.

8 minute 3/4 mile run under full pack through the obstacle courses of pissed off, crying,yelling victims of overbooking, belgian antifreeze shortages, and everything else that brings out the holiday season’s best in air travel..
“Par’don,, excuusay mwah,, entchule’,,sorry bud,, Me’DAH!,, ”
I won,, Tha Very LAST to board my plane,,gloated the whole way home,, .with all the gear, n’ both ears.
The others will just have to sing ” I’ll be screeeewed for Christmasssss”
‘Knew it was going to be bad,,I’ve got a picture I took from the window seat, ‘counted 16 scraping machines working the other landing strip,, just barely keeping up with the new stuff falling.
‘Dunno how well prepared we are for glowbull wormening here in the south,, ‘don’t even think we have any snowplows in our inventory,,

Response to Lady H @:4
52% of the voters elected Braaaaack Obamao to be pResident. That sounds pretty stupid to me. So, the guy has pretty good reason to believe that most of us (meaning Americans) are that stupid.

Response to Lady H @:4
52% of the voters elected Braaaaack Obamao to be pResident. That sounds pretty stupid to me. So, the guy has pretty good reason to believe that most of us (meaning Americans) are that stupid.

Amazingly well propounded. Isn’t it time to start a reduction in exhaled CO2?

Global warming predicts all possible outcomes, each of which is always very bad and worse than we thought.

Not only does it fail as science, it doesn’t even make sense. The whole charade presupposes that in the late 20th century we happened to live, by complete coincidence, in the most optimal climate the planet can ever attain, and that the climate is optimal everywhere, from the Sahara to the Asian steppe to the African Congo to the Antarctic.

As one climatologist mockingly put it in a headline, “Pristine Alaskan glacier turned into tropical wasteland.”

Science is more than pounding out 500,000 lines of poorly written Fortran code to simulate a bunch of Gaiain religious nuttery at teraflop speeds.

When the Sciences and Humanities held as distinct from one another, the Humanities are a force for good. An Art History major who knows the events that shaped the art, or an English Lit major familiar with the works of Shakespeare will likely have a keener insight into human motivations and character than a graduate of the so called social and behavioral “sciences” .

When FDR welcomed those Frankfurt School Deconstructivsts and their merry band of Stalinist elves with open arms, into our academic establishment, they created entirely new fields of study out of thin air. This allowed them to grant their fellow travelers intellectual credentials, and establish a comfy beach head from which to stage their “Long March Through the Institutions”

Most fictitious disciplines have the names “Sciences” or “Studies” in their title and steal the jargon of legitimate disciplines like medicine and biology to appear authoritative.

They are a third rail of academia that undermines true learning, but gives lefties the warm smugness of knowing that they have more degrees per capita than conservatives.

If we only counted degrees from the true Sciences and Humanities the numbers would tell a far different story.

They are a third rail of academia that undermines true learning, but gives lefties the warm smugness of knowing that they have more degrees per capita than conservatives.

If we only counted degrees from the true Sciences and Humanities the numbers would tell a far different story.

Which is the main reason that, SHOCK!™, more and more employers are taking non-kollij gradz (IOW’s, high school grads) and training them themselves. They still have the basic tools, however compromised by our NEA-run Nashonulized Skool Sistum™, and haven’t been quite as indoctrinated into the collectivist/welfare state mindset.

It’s amazing how many degree-holders come out of our Idiotarian Indoctrination Institutes™ (3I, for short) without being able to put together a cogent string of thought, much less an entire argument, or figure out how to address a simple problem that might come up in the workplace. I’ll take a high school graduate (or a drop-out who wants to work and learn) over a seat-warming, four-year paper-holder, any day of the week. (And twice on Sunday.)

There is now strong evidence to suggest that the unusually cold winters of the last two years in the UK are the result of heating elsewhere.

“elsewhere”. He’s too chicken shit to come right out and blame the US, which is exactly what he’s eluding to.

While I’m sure there are exceptions, my recent experience with people from the UK pretty much shows that their educational system brainwashes the kids into blaming America for all the woes in the world.
They are told we are to blame for global warming. They are told we are the big evil aggressive bad guys who are at fault for lack of peace in the world, and so on.

Silly people. Haven’t you seen that documentary, The Day After Tomorrow? It even has a Dick Cheney lookalike in it.
A few nights ago here (Tri-Cities, TN) it got down to 6 degrees. We could have used some of that global warming!