Hey hey birthday girl! This month is chock full of pro-Libra vibes, so let’s break it down. The sun is lighting up your first house of self and identity, so let your Libra light shine bright, Air Babe! Libra is smart, sweet, flirtatious, creative, fun, social, and a firm believer in justice, peace, and harmony. Soak up all that makes you you rn, sister, and don’t hold back. The entire cosmic system is chanting your name for the next few weeks, so there’s zero reason why you shouldn’t be, too. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo (and, it turns out, your cosmically-ordainedboo-locatingoutfit to match). If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects and showing them off to the world, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Libra. We’ll also see a full moon in Aries on the 5th, and this lands directly opposite the sun, which is in (that’s right) Libra—making the moon’s powers especially strong for you. This moon is lighting up your house of partnerships and marriage, so if you’re not busy putting the proverbial ring on it around this day, you may find that important collabs sprout up in other areas of your life (business is a common one). Aries is impulsive, determined, and down to take a risk, but as the ram butts heads with Libra in this sun/moon opposition, you may find it brings out the more difficult aspects of your sign, namely: making a gd decision (not always your strong suit). Partnering up—in whatever capacity—does take some mulling over, and while Aries wants you to decide already, Libra’s energy will want you to be totes certain you’re not making a mistake. Rock, meet hard place. Should you find yourself stuck between these opposing forces, grab yourself some lapis lazuli; it’s killer for connecting with your truth and bringing it to your conscious awareness. On the 8th, you get a BOMB aspect designed especially for you: Sun in Libra conjunct Mercury in Libra. If you have brainstorming to do, proposals to write, tough convos to have, this is the day to do it. Your brain will be sharp, communication will come easy, and ideas will be flowin’. In terms of boo updates, Venus in Virgo will light up your house of wealth and possessions for the first two weeks of the month. Virgo is practical and measured, sometimes v critical of itself and others. Be on the lookout for lovers’ spats about money, or even about how one shows affection (or doesn’t, as might easily be the case with Virgo’s austere influence). Venus also rules physical appearances, so spending a little money on your lewk is cool, but going overboard will not be received well by the Cosmos. (Virgo’s like that annoying dad figure who’s always like, “No, we can’t afford $300 pairs of shoes.”) Hitting clearances, estate sales, garage sales—all things discount will be supes favored; nothing gets Virgo goin’ like saving a little cash. Speaking of Venus, the energy will shift in a big way for you on the 14th, when Venus, your planetary ruler, moves into Libra and brings all its good lovin’ with it. YAS SO GOOD! Venus rules the feminine, loves beauty and art, wants to get her romance on, and is a shameless flirt—traits you’re probably v familiar with considering you’re ruled by this femme fatale. All her majestic powers will be at your disposal from the 14th into November, so bust out the mascara and get those lashes battin’, Air Babe. It’s a great time for captivating the attention of cuties, arting hard, finding romance, and generally feelin’ yourself. While we’re on the topic of feelin’ yourself, a new moon on the 19th lands in Libra and is conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. YEAH GIRL GET IT. Like I mentioned before, Libra is ruled by Venus, so it loves love, beauty, art, friends, fun (sound familiar?), and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally sharp as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list for the coming month on this day—the Cosmos are your oyster on this new moon, so your manifesting power will be 100. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit that you’re all up in: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. So weather this storm, Air Sister; whatever happens in the end, it’s a win for you in the long run.

Hey Scorpion Mama! You start the month off circling the house of wealth and values, filtered through Libra’s airy energy. This is a killer time to make money through the arts, fashion, law, or wedding industries—all things Libra loves. Libra’s also the zodiac’s resident activist, and as this placement oversees your personal values, it’s also the perfect time to get your activism on—rallies, marches, even art shows that benefit a cause you feel strongly about will be super favored for you now. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects and showing them off to the world, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Scorp. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and falling into your house of sex and transformations—the house you oversee. This full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, which will only amp up the energy. You might experience some big internal changes on this day and emotional upheavals (either pleasant or unpleasant) that push you in new directions. This could def be associated with romance, seeing as how the Venus/Mars conjunction is also on this day. It’s a great day for sexual encounters (and these are some great lewks for said encounters), any kind of emotional therapy practice, and intuitive work (meditations will pop off on this day, so get your Esther Hicks on). More good news: Jupiter will move out of Sagittarius, where it’s been hanging out for the last year, and scoot on into Scorpio on the 10th. FUCK YES GIRL YOU GET IT. Jupiter is the planet of luck and expansion; it wants to dream big, move out of its comfort zone, see the big picture, and make fearless moves that have a lasting impact. It’s the antidote to playing small or living out “same old”-type life patterns. So tite, so badass. Be ready for a year that brings major changes—maybe in your job, where you live, or just generally in how you approach life. As the one sign in the zodiac that embraces transformation without a second thought, you’re gonna thrive with this planet in your corner, Scorp, so hold on tight. That’s all awesome, but there are two days this month that are not quite as awesome, and those are the 10th and 15th, when major planets square Chiron in Pisces—a srs fucking bummer. Chiron is the wounded healer; its job is to bring us pain that we then transmute into a power to heal others (it’s that “Oh honey, I’ve been there” vibe). It makes us wise, but not before putting us through the wringer first. On the 10th, Chiron will square Venus in Virgo. FUUUCCKK. Venus rules love and relationships (romantic and platonic), so obviously that’s terrible news. Hopefully you side step it, but heads up that a heartbreak with someone you love could go down on this day, making you wanna get all up in those tragic feels. On the 15th, Chiron’s at it again with a square to Mars in Virgo. With Mars in the mix, issues around wounded self-confidence, impaired sexuality, lack of achievement, or anger could come up. I know this all sounds like a poop sandwich, and I’m not gonna lie—it’s not fun—but knowledge is power, so here’s what we’re gonna do with these days: 1. Lay low af. Don’t schedule anything important or difficult. You need space for your emotions, so get in that Google cal and schedule in “Bath,” “Big bowl of soup,” “Aromatherapy.” 2. Write yourself a note that says, “Bullshit becomes manure; manure helps cane sugar grow; without cane sugar there would be no donuts,” and then hang that on your mirror. That’s your mantra, bb. Chiron doesn’t hand us heartbreak to be a sadist; it’s up to us to use those blows to understand ourselves and others better, to grow and mature, and then to create goodness—to help others when they go through what we went through. 3. Ice cream. Literally a cure-all, so don’t hold back. You don’t play a direct role in this Chiron business (lucky girl), but because you share Pisces’ water element, you’ll be a little more susceptible to the vibes (ugh). On the 18th, the stars get back in your corner with a conjunction between Mercury and Jupiter—both in Scorpio (YASSSS DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK). This pair-up brings good news, a positive outlook, tons of killer brainstorming capabilities, and is 100 for signing contracts and/or making business deals, so schedule important meetings on this day for sure. In bae-related news, Venus in Virgo will be hanging out in your house of communication for the first two weeks of the month. Virgo is practical, methodical, and prone to a bad habit of criticizing erryone. Be on the lookout for nit-picking at your boo (or vice versa), and creating some lovers’ quarrels in the process. What will work best for working through any romantic tiffs during this time—whether you’re in a relash or not—is dispassionate, clear, logical communication. Random benefit: professional matchmakers will actually work in your favor now, since they’re basically the biochemical engineers of romance, and will process discussions of love through a straight up, no-nonsense filter. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus, loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun, and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creative powers fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. On the 23rd, the Sun will move into Scorp, raining down tons of positive vibes that will carry over into November, so you should feel an upbeat energy shift around this time. The month rounds out with an aspect that is the most 100 for you ever: on the 24th, Mercury in Scorpio (aww yeah) trines Neptune in Pisces. This is SO good for amping your physical allure, being able to sweet talk people, and for general magical powers. Spirituality and the occult are favored under this influence, too, so get your witch kit out and cast some spells, boo. It’s also a killer combo for mesmerizing people with your creative practices—dancing, poetry, art, etc. Basically you’re bewitching af on this day, so grab your sheer maxi, throw on a cat eye, and make some magic happen, Scorpio.

Hey Fire Mama! You jump into October with a killer cosmic combo, as the Sun in Libra lights up your third house of communication. Because it’s an air sign overseen by Venus, Libra loves communication and has a v diplomatic (but v persuasive) way of doing it. This is great for negotiations, presentations, sweet talking your way out of trouble, etc. It’s also great for publishing, especially in Libra-centric areas: fashion, beauty, law, activism, or anything female-centric. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo (turns out we have some things to help you locate your cosmically-ordained boo, too). If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got bae in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects and showing them off to the world, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Sag. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of travel and expansive life philosophies—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. This house is a bit abstract; it’s about seeking, learning, and philosophizing. But Aries doesn’t deal in the abstract; it wants results and wants them now. The combo makes this a killer time for taking trips to far off places or taking action toward some brave, long-term life decisions that reflect what you really want in this world, what you really believe in, and what you most want to manifest. YES GURL YOU GET IT. So that’s all tite, but then the 8th takes a bit of a shit spin into an aspect you’ve got a starring role in: Venus in Virgo square Saturn in Sag (sorry bb, that’s you). This is just a total bummer for relationships. It adds mega stress to boo-related situations in particular, bringing up some of your deepest insecurities as relate to romance (like, v deep: “I’m not good enough for a healthy relationship,” “No one wants me I’ll be alone forever,” or “All humans are terrible and incapable of love,” are some examples of core self-defeating beliefs that might show up and try to fuck with your world for a minute). This is NOT a good day for trying to have serious talks with anyone; it *is* a good day for locking yourself in your room to write poems in your journal, ugly cry, and listen to Bon Iver on repeat. The good news is that it’s only one day and should pass pretty quickly. Let the feels come up, tend to them with patience (don’t, like, try to party them away—that’s not how adulting works, unfortunately), and then move on. In a one two punch, the Cosmos try to make up for slipping you that celestial turd with a FUCKING KILLER aspect on the same day (the 8th): Saturn in Sag (YAS GURL) trine True Node in Leo. Ugh, I love this so much. The True Node placement is about your soul’s purpose on this earth (so ya know, nbd), and Saturn is about the hard work you invest into your life. When they come together like this, it’s fireworks, mama. Whatever effort you’ve been putting toward doing what you love—but more than what you love, what you believe in—is going to get a ray of v auspicious starlight on this day. So while you’re crying over bae with Emma in the background, you’re gonna get an email or something that reminds you everything is tite af, your work is paying off, and the Universe loves you. I mean, idk if that’s exactly how it’s gonna go down, but you get the idea. Get it while the gettin’s good because the 11th brings another blow: Mars in Virgo square Saturn in Sag (ugh, why God). This aspect is like that annoying dream where you’re trying to run, but you’re in a house full of Jell-O (but like, no one else is? Why is that??), and every step takes a million effing years. It makes progress and success much harder to achieve—you can clearly see what you want, but your stupid Jell-O surroundings make it near impossible to reach. So you know what I say? Don’t even play the game. The Universe is not comin’ correct, so bow tf out. Rewrite the dream: You have all the time in the world, you love Jell-O, you love standing in Jell-O, you’re just hanging out scoopin’ up Jell-O and eating it for breakfast—no strain, no fight, no worries. For the whole week, let the hustle go, mellow out, read a book, eat tacos, get a massage. Why fight against the powers that be? Once the weird vibes cycle out, you’ll be super refreshed, and the stars will be back on your side. Win/win. In boo-related news, Venus in Virgo is hitting up your house of home and foundations. Virgo has a scrupulous, detail-oriented, sometimes v critical vibe about it. If you live with bae, his/her/zhe’s house habits might just be getting on your last mother effing nerve—or maybe it’s the other way around. But like, somebody is leaving crumbs on the counter or eating all the ice cream without buying more or whatever, and it’s not cool. Alternatively, the house of foundations can go beyond your actual home and into the world of your internal landscape, aka your foundational emotions, aka those childhood memories that keep coming up in therapy. If you felt criticized as a child, it could be affecting your relash right now, or how you generally show up in romantic situations. Are you defensive? guarded? needing to be right all the time? If that’s what’s up, this Venus transit is coming to show you so you can address the issue and help put it to rest. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. The good news is that you don’t play a direct or even indirect role in this one (lucky girl), but I want you to keep it on your radar because it’s a pretty major cosmic force. If it does head your way, just weather the storm, Sag. Staying honest and clear is the best way to make this a win for you, no matter how the story ends.

You goat, gurl! The month starts out with the Sun in Libra lighting up your house of home and foundations. YAS! Libra is overseen by beauty-loving Venus, so this is a killer time to decorate/remodel your pad or upgrade to a better, cuter one. In a more abstract sense, this house is about the foundations of who you are; personal values, core beliefs, and the fundamental lessons you’re here to learn. Libra’s symbol is the woman with the scales. She’s concerned with justice, with what’s fair and right, so don’t be surprised if issues around activism or your sense of morality come up some time during the first few weeks of the month. On the 1st you get a v dope cosmic push when Mars in Virgo trines Pluto in Cap (aww yeah girl). This is going to give you major success in all areas of ambition; if you got goals, you got green lights. Sky’s the limit on this day, so schedule all those important conference calls, meetings, and presentations for the 1st. It’s a Friday, which is perf because this trine is also awesome for your sex life. It gets the passion flowin’, so get your after hours on (and a sexy aflewkto go with). Because you’re all up in this trine, it’s like you’re getting a direct deposit from the celestial jackpot, so cash in, Cap. More good stuff: on the 3rd, a trine between that same Pluto in Cap (yup, you!) and Venus in Virgo ushers in mega sexy times. Remember that crazy ‘90s Chris Isaac video with Helena Christensen where they’re making out on the beach and she’s topless and her boobs are amazing? Like, that level sexy. It’s passionate, but since Scorp rules Pluto, it’s also full of feels—if you’re looking for your person, the magnetized energy of this aspect will def help pull you in that direction. If you’re already in a relash, buy lube, that’s all I have to say. The 5th will send more heavy-duty love stuff your way when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you share Virgo’s earth sign, you’ll get a little extra dose of that magical goodness, so ya know, fuck yeah. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of career and fame—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped (holla). It’s such a killer combo for you, boo. Aries is a force to be reckoned with, and when it’s teamed up with the full moon—which brings things to their apex or completion—it’s no joke. You can expect some sort of reward or culmination in the jobby job sector, or like, your YouTube vid going viral, so get psyched, Cap. That said, also be careful that you don’t let Aries’ tendency toward conflict enter into your work sphere, which is the other possible outcome. Aries can be a bit of a bully, so if someone comes at you all crazy, call on that calm Cap demeanor, and shut ‘em on down. On the 8th we get a bit of a shit aspect: Saturn in Sag square Venus in Virgo. This is just a total bummer for all types of relationships. It adds mega stress to to boo-related situations in particular, bringing up some of your deepest insecurities as relate to romance (like, v deep: “I’m not good enough for a healthy relationship,” “No one wants me I’ll be alone forever,” or “All humans are terrible and incapable of love,” are some examples of core self-defeating beliefs that might show up and try to fuck with your world for a minute). This is NOT a good day for trying to have serious talks with anyone; it *is* a good day for locking yourself in your room to write poems in your journal, ugly cry, and listen to Bon Iver on repeat. The good news is that it’s only one day and should pass pretty quickly. Let the feels come up, tend to them with patience (don’t, like, try to party them away—that’s not how adulting works, unfortunately), and then move on. You don’t play a central role in this business, but since you share Virgo’s earth element, you’ll feel the vibes a little more than other signs. The 11th brings another blow: Mars in Virgo (your earth sister) square Saturn in Sag. This aspect is like that annoying dream where you’re trying to run, but you’re in a house full of Jell-O (but like, no one else is? Why is that??), and every step takes a million years. It makes progress and success much harder to achieve—you can clearly see what you want, but your stupid Jell-O surroundings make it near impossible to reach. So you know what I say? Don’t even play the game; Universe is not comin’ correct, so bow tf out. Rewrite the dream: You have all the time in the world, you love Jell-O, you love standing in Jell-O, you’re just hanging out scoopin’ up Jell-O and eating it for breakfast—no strain, no fight, no worries. For the whole week, let the hustle go, mellow out, read a book, eat cookies, get a massage. Why fight against the powers that be? Once the weird vibes cycle out, you’ll be super refreshed, and the stars will be back on your side. Win/win. Speaking of laying low that week, there are two days I want you to be supes careful of, and those are the 10th and 15th, when major planets square Chiron in Pisces—a srs fucking bummer. Chiron is the wounded healer; its job is to bring us pain that we then transmute into a power to heal others (it’s that “Oh honey, I’ve been there” vibe). It makes us wise, but not before putting us through the wringer first. On the 10th, Chiron will square Venus in Virgo. FUUUCCKK. Venus rules love and relationships (romantic and platonic), so obviously that’s terrible news. Hopefully you side step it, but heads up that a heartbreak with someone you love could go down on this day, making you wanna get all up in those tragic feels. On the 15th, Chiron’s at it again with a square to Mars in Virgo. With Mars in the mix, issues around wounded self-confidence, impaired sexuality, lack of achievement, or anger could come up. I know this all sounds like a poop sandwich, and I’m not gonna lie—it’s not fun—but knowledge is power, so here’s what we’re gonna do with these days: 1. Lay low. Don’t schedule anything important or difficult. You need space for your emotions, so get in that Google cal and schedule in “Bath,” “Big bowl of soup,” “Aromatherapy.” 2. Write yourself a note that says, “Bullshit becomes manure; manure helps cane sugar grow; without cane sugar there would be no donuts,” and then hang that on your mirror. That’s your mantra, bb. Chiron doesn’t just hand us heartbreak to be a sadist; it’s up to us to use those blows to understand ourselves and others better, to grow and mature, and then to create goodness—to help others when they go through what we went through. 3. Ice cream. Literally a cure-all, so don’t hold back. You don’t play a direct role in this (lucky girl), but because you share Virgo’s earth element, you’ll be a little more susceptible to the vibes. In bae-related news, Venus in Virgo is hitting up your house of fun, creativity, and children for the first two weeks of the month. Virgo isn’t averse to fun, but prefers that it come in a structured, strategized, mindful format. Apply this to your relash: have fun, but like, doing crossword puzzles together, or like, learning how to knit. Couples knitting; it’s a thing. If you’re solo lookin’ for love, try something earthy and Virgo-friendly like a gardening or hiking meet up. Even cooking—Virgo just loves a good, super detailed recipe to follow. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creative powers fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit that you’re all up in: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. So weather this storm, Cap; stay honest and vulnerable, and know that no matter how this one ends, it’s as it’s meant to be.

Woohoo! Get ready for good vibez, Air Sister. The month starts off with the Sun in Libra lighting up your house of play, creativity, and children. TITE. Libra is so fun and whimsical; she just wants to have a good time, and that’s exactly what this house is about. All things lighthearted will be favored for you for the first few weeks of the month, so focus on what uplifts you, what makes you wanna fist pump for life (and if you need some ideas, we have a few things that meet the criteria). On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Aquarius. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of social spheres and aspirations—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. It’s a great house for doing what you do best: initializing groups of people toward their dreams. If you’re involved in any kind of activist role, mentorship program, coaching, or even a job that works to the betterment of a group of people—you’ll see lots of activity in those areas around this day. Aries is impatient, driven, and determined, and that energy will be maneuvering this moon, so be ready for sudden changes or the sense that you’re working with a massive force. On the 8th, you get a bomb aspect: Sun in Libra conjunct Mercury in Libra. Any brainstorming you have to do, proposals you need to write, tough convos that need to go down—this is the day to do it. Your brain will be sharp, communication will come easy, and ideas will be flowin. You don’t have a direct role in this one, but as Libra’s air sister, you’ll get an extra dose of the star lovin’. In boo-related news, Venus in Virgo will be hitting up your house of work and service—the house that Virgo oversees. If you’re involved in some sort of service activity (see everything I wrote about the full moon), you’re in a great place to spark up some romance vibes. Check out the surrounding cuties when you head to said activities, and open yourself up to a little flirty flirt (while also saving the world). If you’ve got a boo, look at how you can be of service to the relationship. We often think of our partners in terms of whether they’re good for us, how they make *us* feel—shift the perspective now. How can you give in order to promote the overall health of the partnership? How can you heal, nurture and generally spread good vibes? Put your focus there for the first two weeks of the month; it’ll do good things, believe me. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus, loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun, and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers (especially yours, since you’re Libra’s air sister). The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit: Venus in Libra (your air sister) square Pluto in Cap. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. So connect with your truth, Aquarius, and be honest with others about it, knowing that no relationship defines you, and in the long run, all roads lead to Cosmic blessings.

What up, Pisces?! It’s time to get your gill to the grindstone this month as the Sun in Libra lights up your house of work and service. Libra is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and beauty, so any work in the arts or with women will supes be favored for the first few weeks of the month. Because her symbol is the woman with scales, justice is also v important for Libra, so you might find yourself on that activism hustle or doing work for a company with a sort of ethical/activist slant. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Pisces. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of intuition—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. It’s an interesting combo: the feminine, water-ruling moon loves all things intuitive, and you’re right at home in this placement—but Aries is, like, the least intuitive sign in the zodiac; it wants results and it wants them now. The combo might bring some instant intuitive insights and shifts, difficult emotional discoveries (also part of this house), or conflict around secrets (Aries isn’t afraid to pick a fight, and this house also oversees all things “hidden”). To help maintain sanity with this aspect, def meditate, cast a spell, see a psychic—these are all things this house loves, and they’ll also placate results-driven Aries by engaging in action rather than waiting passively for something to happen. In other news, there are two days this month I want you to be supes careful of, and those are the 10th and 15th, when major planets square Chiron in Pisces (that’s you, boo)—a srs fucking bummer. Chiron is the wounded healer; its job is to bring us pain that we then transmute into a power to heal others (it’s that “Oh honey, I’ve been there” vibe). It makes us wise, but not before putting us through the wringer first. On the 10th, Chiron will square Venus in Virgo. FUUUCCKK. Venus rules love and relationships (romantic and platonic), so obviously that’s terrible news. Hopefully you side step it, but heads up that a heartbreak with someone you love could go down on this day, making you wanna get all up in those tragic feels. On the 15th, Chiron’s at it again with a square to Mars in Virgo. With Mars in the mix, issues around wounded self-confidence, impaired sexuality, lack of achievement, or anger could all come up. I know this all sounds like a poop sandwich, and I’m not gonna lie—it’s not fun—but knowledge is power, so here’s what we’re gonna do with these days: 1. Lay low af. Don’t schedule anything important or difficult. You need space for your emotions, so get in that Google cal rn and schedule in “Bath,” “Big bowl of soup,” “Aromatherapy.” 2. Write yourself a note that says, “Bullshit becomes manure; manure helps cane sugar grow; without cane sugar there would be no donuts,” and then hang that on your mirror. That’s your mantra, bb. Chiron doesn’t just hand us heartbreak to be a sadist; it’s up to us to use those blows to understand ourselves and others better, to grow and mature, and then to create goodness—to help others when they go through what we went through. 3. Ice cream. Literally a cure-all, so don’t hold back. You’re a direct player in this one, sister, so be v gentle with yourself around this time. On the 18th, the stars get back in your corner with a conjunction between Mercury and Jupiter—both in Scorpio. This pair-up brings good news, a positive outlook, tons of killer brainstorming capabilities, and is 100 for signing contracts and/or making business deals, so schedule important business meetings on this day for sure. You’re not directly involved here, but since you share Scorp’s water element, you’ll get an extra dose of that good good lovin’. Speaking of lovin’, Venus in Virgo is sliding into your 7th house’s DM for the first two weeks of the month, which is v tite for long-term romance prospects. This house oversees marriage and partnerships, and Virgo will have a super steadying influence. If you’re looking to team up with a business or boo partner, this is a great time to hone in on that special someone. Virgo is an earth sign, so try hitting up some earthy spots to scope boo potentials: gardening meet ups, hiking groups, or a cooking class. For business partners, keep your radar up for people who are into deadlines, efficiency, and picking apart the details; these are all Virgo’s greatest loves. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus, who loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. On the 24th, the month rounds out with an aspect that is the most 100 for you ever: Mercury in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces (aww yeah). This is SO good for amping your allure, being able to sweet talk people, and for general magic powers. Spirituality and the occult are favored under this influence, so get your witch kit out and cast some spells, boo. It’s also a killer combo for mesmerizing people with your creative practices—dancing, poetry, art, etc. Basically you’re bewitching af on this day, so grab your sheer maxi, throw on your jewels, and make some magic happen, Pisces.

Sup, Ram Mama?! Ready for some romance? The month kicks off with the Sun in Libra lighting up your house of long term partnerships, aka put a ring on it. This energy is about settling down and committing, although it doesn’t necessarily translate to marriage; business partnerships are part of the package, too. Libra’s energy will really fuel this fire. She loves love, romance, and beauty, so even if finding your perma-boo isn’t on the horizon rn, partnering up professionally in the areas of art, fashion, beauty, law/activism, or any industry that’s female-specific will all be favored for you, Aries. But also, like, diamonds are a girl’s bff, so you just might find yourself with one of those, too. On the 5th, get ready for some more heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Aries. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon (YAS GIRL), also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of identity—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. Full moons bring projects to their apex and facilitate culminations, so expect big wins in your personal branding, overall approach to life, and in how you create what you want in the world. Because this moon falls into the house you naturally oversee *AND* it’s in your sign, you’re going to feel right at home and can easily and quickly create killer outcomes (here are a few other thingstohelp you createkiller outcomes). On the 8th, the tide turns and we get a bit of a shit aspect: Saturn in Sag square Venus in Virgo. This is just a total bummer for relationships. It adds mega stress to boo-related situations in particular, bringing up some of your deepest insecurities as relate to romance (like, v deep: “I’m not good enough for a healthy relationship,” “No one wants me I’ll be alone forever,” or “All humans are terrible and incapable of love,” are some examples of core self-defeating beliefs that might show up and try to fuck with your world for a minute). This is NOT a good day for trying to have serious talks with anyone; it *is* a good day for locking yourself in your room to write poems in your journal, ugly cry, and listen to Bon Iver on repeat. The good news is that it’s only one day and should pass pretty quickly. Let the feels come up, tend to them with patience (don’t, like, try to party them away—that’s not how adulting works, unfortunately), and then dust yourself off and keep going. You don’t play a central role in this business, but since you share Sag’s fire element, you’ll feel the vibes a little more than other signs. In a one two punch, the Cosmos try to make up for slipping you that celestial turd with a FUCKING KILLER aspect on the same day (the 8th): Saturn in Sag trine True Node in Leo. Ugh, I love this so much. The True Node placement is about your soul’s purpose on this earth (so ya know, nbd), and Saturn is about the hard work you invest into your life. When they come together like this, it’s fireworks, mama. Whatever work you’ve been investing into doing what you love—but more than what you love, what you believe in—is going to get a ray of v auspicious starlight on this day. So while you’re crying over bae with Emma in the background, you’re gonna get an email or something that reminds you everything is tite af, your work is paying off, and the Universe loves you. I mean, idk if that’s exactly how it’s gonna go down, but you get the idea. You’re not a key player in this one, but because all involved parties share your fire element, you’ll feel the vibes more than most other signs. Get it while the gettin’s good, because the 11th brings another blow: Mars in Virgo square Saturn in Sag. This aspect is like that annoying dream where you’re trying to run, but you’re in a house full of Jell-O (but like, no one else is? Why is that??), and every step takes a million years. It makes progress and success much harder to achieve—you can clearly see what you want, but your stupid Jell-O surroundings make it near impossible to reach. So you know what I say? Don’t even play the game. The Universe is not comin’ correct, so bow tf out. Rewrite the dream: You have all the time in the world, you love Jell-O, you love standing in Jell-O, you’re just hanging out, scoopin’ up Jell-O and eating it for breakfast—no strain, no fight, no worries. For the whole week, let the hustle go, mellow out, eat cookies, get a massage. Why fight against the powers that be? Once the weird vibes cycle out, you’ll be super refreshed, and the stars will be back on your side. Win/win. In bae-related news, Venus in Virgo will be lighting up your house of sex and transformation. And sex again. Venus isn’t known for its passion, unless it’s a passion for fine print, so you may find that the vibes are a little subdued for you (which can actually be a good thing with this house). Because Virgo oversees healing, one possibility is that you experience a transformative experience in healing your relationship to love and/or sex. This might be through a particular relationship, therapy sesh, book, all of the above, so keep an eye out for that, too. Another possibility is that you have life-transforming sex with a Virgo, so that’s obvs a killer option. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus, who loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. The good news is that you don’t play a direct or even indirect role in this one (lucky girl), but I want you to keep it on your radar because it’s a pretty major cosmic force. If it does head your way, try to keep your cool, Ram Babe. Stay patient but clear about where you stand, and let nature takes its cosmic course.

Hey hey, Bull Babe! You start the month out in some deep cosmic waters, as the Sun in Libra transits your house of sex and transformations for the first few weeks of the month. This is a really interesting (and potentially steamy) pairing. Libra is v romantic and loves to partner up, so you might find that you experience some sort of transformative experience with your boo or with a potential boo (I didn’t say role play, but I didn’t not say role play either). The changes you experience could be emotional or sexual, or could also involve letting go of something important in your life. Because this house also oversees other people’s money, you might also find a joint investor, or be lavished with cash from bae (down with this option for sure). On the 1st you get a v dope cosmic push when Pluto in Cap trines Mars in Virgo. This is going to give you major success in all areas of ambition; if you got goals, you got green lights. Sky’s the limit on this day, so schedule all those important conference calls, meetings, and presentations on this day. It’s also a Friday, which is perf because this trine is awesome for your sex life. It gets the passion flowin’, so get your after hours on. You’re not a direct player in this one, but because both signs involved share your earth element, you’ll get a little extra lovin’. Speaking of lovin’, on the 3rd, a trine between that same Pluto in Cap and Venus in Virgo ushers in mega sexy times. Remember that crazy ‘90s Chris Isaac video with Helena Christensen where they’re making out on the beach and she’s topless and her boobs are amazing? Like, that level sexy. It’s passionate, but since Scorp rules Pluto, it’s also full of feels—if you’re looking for your person, the magnetized energy of this aspect will def help pull you in that direction (incidentally, this lookwill helppull theminyour direction—you’re welcome). If you’re already in a relash, buy lube, that’s all I have to say. The 5th will send more heavy-duty love stuff your way when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you share Virgo’s earth sign, you’ll get a little extra dose of that magical goodness, so ya know, fuck yeah. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of possessions and wealth—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. Fuck yeah, girl, get ready for some cha-ching around this day. Aries has a way of making things happen—sometimes seemingly out of nowhere and without warning, so whether dollars start rolling in just as you planned (v Taurus), or come rainin’ down when you least expect it (v Aries), it’s time to collect. Either that or you’re about to be feelin’ possessive af, which is the other side of this house. If that’s the case, Aries will help you snap out of it; it’s the kind of sign that doesn’t have time for resentments, and will put all the cards on the table, get the situation resolved, and move on. On the 8th we get a bit of a shit aspect: Saturn in Sag square Venus in Virgo. This is just a total bummer for relationships. It adds mega stress to boo-related situations in particular, bringing up some of your deepest insecurities as relate to romance (like, v deep: “I’m not good enough for a healthy relationship,” “No one wants me I’ll be alone forever,” or “All humans are terrible and incapable of love,” are some examples of core self-defeating beliefs that might show up and try to fuck with your world for a minute). This is NOT a good day for trying to have serious talks with anyone; it *is* a good day for locking yourself in your room to write poems in your journal, ugly cry, and listen to Bon Iver on repeat. The good news is that it’s only one day and should pass pretty quickly. Let the feels come up, tend to them with patience (don’t, like, try to party them away—that’s not how adulting works, unfortunately), and then dust yourself off and keep going. You don’t play a central role in this business, but since you share Virgo’s earth element, you’ll feel the vibes a little more than other signs. The 11th brings another blow: Mars in Virgo square Saturn in Sag. This aspect is like that annoying dream where you’re trying to run, but you’re in a house full of Jell-O (but like, no one else is? Why is that??), so every step takes a million years. It makes progress and success much harder to achieve—you can clearly see what you want, but your stupid Jell-O surroundings make it near impossible to reach. So you know what I say? Don’t even play the game. The Universe is not comin’ correct, so bow tf out. Rewrite the dream: You have all the time in the world, you love Jell-O, you love standing in Jell-O, you’re just hanging out scoopin’ up Jell-O and eating it for breakfast—no strain, no fight, no worries. For the whole week, let the hustle go, mellow out, read a book, eat cookies, get a massage. Why fight against the powers that be? Once the weird vibes cycle out, you’ll be super refreshed, and the stars will be back on your side. Win/win. Speaking of laying low this month, there are two days I want you to be supes careful of: the 10th and 15th, when major planets square Chiron in Pisces—a srs fucking bummer. Chiron is the wounded healer; its job is to bring us pain that we then transmute into a power to heal others (it’s that “Oh honey, I’ve been there” vibe) It makes us wise, but not before putting us through the wringer first. On the 10th, Chiron will square Venus in Virgo. FUUUCCKK. Venus rules love and relationships (romantic and platonic), so obviously that’s terrible news. Hopefully you side step it, but heads up that a heartbreak with someone you love could go down on this day, making you wanna get all up in those tragic feels. On the 15th, Chiron’s at it again with a square to Mars in Virgo. With Mars in the mix, issues around wounded self-confidence, impaired sexuality, lack of achievement, or anger could all come up. I know this all sounds like a poop sandwich, and I’m not gonna lie—it’s not fun—but knowledge is power, so here’s what we’re gonna do with these days: 1. Lay low af. Don’t schedule anything important or difficult. You need space for your emotions, so get in that Google cal and schedule in “Bath,” “Big bowl of soup,” “Aromatherapy.” 2. Write yourself a note that says, “Bullshit becomes manure; manure helps cane sugar grow; without cane sugar there would be no donuts,” and then hang that on your mirror. That’s your mantra, bb. Chiron doesn’t just hand us heartbreak to be a sadist; it’s up to us to use those blows to understand ourselves and others better, to grow and mature, and then to create goodness—to help others when they go through what we went through. 3. Ice cream. Literally a cure-all, so don’t hold back. You don’t play a direct role in this (lucky girl), but because you share Pisces’ water element, you’ll be a little more susceptible to the vibes. In terms of boos, Venus in Virgo is lighting up your house of expansion and travel. This is a great time for meeting cuties somewhere along your travels, or cuties from out of town visiting your neck of the woods. Virgo isn’t known for being a particularly passionate sign, but its power is in its healing capabilities, so any new love interests that come around during the first two weeks of the month could have a powerful healing effect on you. If you’re spoken for, a getaway to unexplored lands with bae could have a healing influence on your relash. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap (your earth sister) on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. Your weakness is inflexibility, Taurus, but it’s also your strength. Stay true to who you are and what you want if this star storm should blow up in your face. It doesn’t mean you can’t allow for the humanity in others (and should), it just means that knowing who you are and what you want is a real asset in making this rough cosmic patch a win for you.

Hey there, Gem! Get ready to broaden your horizons because this month, the Sun in Libra is lighting up your house of expansive growth, new horizons, and travel. With Libra’s influence, you might find that the new adventures are more in the abstract: embarking on projects that involve Libra’s wheelhouse—things like romance, beauty, law/activism, or fashion. It could also mean that partner-loving Libra brings a travel buddy into the picture with any trips you take this month. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects and showing them off to the world, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Gem. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of communication—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. A couple things could happen with this placement. You might find yourself in an emotional convo that goes south real fast (Aries is not afraid of conflict, and this combo is basically a ram with a bullhorn). On the other hand, you could end up with huge wins or completions in something you’ve been working on getting published (blogs, books, poems… a recipe—literally anything), so let’s hold out for option B. If the Universe does hand you option A, just remember that not all conflict is bad; it’s the unresolved conflict that really sucks. Make it a point to adult as best you can: listen, try to understand, speak your truth, and resolve that shit, sister. On the 8th, you get a bomb aspect: Sun in Libra conjunct Mercury in Libra. If you have brainstorming to do, proposals to write, tough convos to have, this is the day to do it. Your brain will be sharp, communication will come easy, and ideas will be flowin. You don’t have a direct role in this one, but as Libra’s air sister, you’ll get an extra dose of the star lovin’. Speaking of lovin’, Venus in Virgo is hitting up your 10th house of career and fame—so tite. You could def find an office romance spark up around this time (especially with a Virgo), a secret-admirer-in-the-DM situation, or a blind date courtesy of your match-making co-worker (all of whichwill requirea100 lewk–you’re welcome). Sometimes this cosmic pairing is less about romantic love, and more about loving the work you do or doing work that is specific to women—both major possibilities when Venus is involved, so heads up there, too. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers (especially yours, since you’re Libra’s air sister). That relationship to Libra works out for ya in the new moon, but it’s a bit of a bummer toward the end of the month when we get a rocky transit that Libra’s all up in: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. You tend to conceptualize feels instead of sit with them, Gem Babe, but that’s not what’s up with this transit. Should the shit hit the fan, make sure you understand your own emotions and the other person’s emotions, too, and then get clear about what feels right to you. Calling on your intuition in this situation is the best way to feel good about it later down the line.

Hey Crab Sister! Your month kicks off with the Sun in Libra transiting your house of career and fame. This is AWESOME! Libra is ruled by Venus, so you might see big payoffs career-wise in Libra-loving arenas like fashion, beauty, weddings, law/activism, or even romance (professional Tindr-er?). You might also join forces with a professional partner who’s key to your success (Libra loves buddying up), so heads up there, too. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Cancer. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of home and foundations—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. Not only is this house your natural habitat, it’s the house the moon, your natal “planet,” is in. What all that means is that the energy is super aligned to move things right along as far as your home front is concerned—especially with Aries’ fiery, fast-paced, driven energy. If you’ve applied to rent or buy a house, if you’re wanting to move to a new city, if you’re remodeling the kitchen—green lights abound with this moon. Sometimes this house deals in the abstract, though, and it’s less about your actual home and more about the foundations of your internal landscape, aka unresolved childhood issues (awesome, thanks Universe!). Aries can be impatient, temper-prone, and thoughtless, and that energy might trigger you emotionally, bringing up some old bummer stuff from your youth. If that’s what goes down, don’t fight it or resent the situation. The whole reason it’s coming up is to get resolved, so feel those feels, ugly cry, journal, call your therapist—whatever you have to do to move through it. There are two other days I want you to be supes careful of, Crab Babe, and those are the 10th and 15th, when major planets square Chiron in Pisces—a srs fucking bummer. Chiron is the wounded healer; its job is to bring us pain that we then transmute into a power to heal others (it’s that “Oh honey, I’ve been there” vibe). It makes us wise, but not before putting us through the wringer first. On the 10th, Chiron will square Venus in Virgo. FUUUCCKK. Venus rules love and relationships (romantic and platonic), so obviously that’s terrible news. Hopefully you side step it, but heads up that a heartbreak with someone you love could go down on this day, making you wanna get all up in those tragic feels. On the 15th, Chiron’s at it again with a square to Mars in Virgo. With Mars in the mix, issues around wounded self-confidence, impaired sexuality, lack of achievement, or anger could all come up. I know this all sounds like a poop sandwich, and I’m not gonna lie—it’s not fun—but knowledge is power, so here’s what we’re gonna do with these days: 1. Lay low af. Don’t schedule anything important or difficult. You need space for your emotions, so get in that Google cal and schedule in “Bath,” “Big bowl of soup,” “Aromatherapy.” 2. Write yourself a note that says, “Bullshit becomes manure; manure helps cane sugar grow; without cane sugar there would be no donuts,” and then hang that on your mirror. That’s your mantra, bb. Chiron doesn’t just hand us heartbreak to be a sadist; it’s up to us to use those blows to understand ourselves and others better, to grow and mature, and then to create goodness—to help others when they go through what we went through. 3. Ice cream. Literally a cure-all, so don’t hold back. You don’t play a direct role in this (lucky girl), but because you share Pisces’ water element, you’ll be a little more susceptible to the vibes. On the 18th, the stars get back in your corner with a conjunction between Mercury and Jupiter—both in Scorpio. This pair-up brings good news, a positive outlook, tons of killer brainstorming capabilities, and is 100 for signing contracts and/or making business deals, so schedule important business meetings on this day for sure. You’re not directly involved here, but since you share Scorp’s water element, you’ll get an extra dose of that good good lovin’. Speaking of lovin’, Venus in Virgo will be hanging out in your house of friends and aspirations for the first two weeks of the month. It’s a killer time to work the circuit and be social (and these are some killer lookstowork the circuitandbe social in). This house has a quirky, unconventional streak about it, so doing you 100% will be favored around this time, and you might also find that quirky, unconventional cuties catch your eye in a major way. Virgo is a bit of a smarty-pants, so that influence could make the hot nerd type especially appealing. If you’re spoken for, getting social with bae will have a positive influence on the relash—especially if you can do some Virgo-related activities like join a hiking club or help out at a community garden. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. On that note, the month rounds out with an aspect that is the most 100 for you ever: on the 24th, Mercury in Scorpio trine Neptune in Pisces—your two water sisters. This is SO good for amping your allure, being able to sweet talk people, and for general magical powers. Spirituality and the occult are favored under this influence, so get your witch kit out and cast some spells, boo. It’s also a killer combo for mesmerizing people with your creative practices—dancing, poetry, art, etc. Basically you’re bewitching af on this day, so grab your sheer maxi, throw on a cat eye, and make some magic happen, Cancer.

Sup, Leo?! You jumpstart the month with the Sun in Libra transiting your house of social groups and aspirations. Libra is one of the most peace-loving signs and an excellent mediator, so you may find yourself helping to create truces within your crew under this influence. Because this house also oversees aspirations, pursuing dreams in Libra-loving arenas like beauty, art, fashion, law/activism, or even romance will be favored during the first few weeks of the month, too. On the 5th, get ready for some heavy-duty love stuff when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo. Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. Because you’re not directly (or even indirectly) involved in this transit, you won’t feel the vibes as much as some other signs, but it’s got a strong enough pull that we’ll all bask in the glory, so soak it up, Leo. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of play and creativity—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. This is a super fun placement for you, and with active, focused Aries in the fold, you could even take it up a notch. Sports are def favored around this full moon, or anything active that you love to do—hiking, surfing, or like, sweating your balls off on a dance floor (if you opt for the latter, we gotakiller lookto go with). It’s also a great combo for getting your artwork into the spotlight, or selling it, so look out for opps there, too. On the 8th we get a bit of a shit aspect: Saturn in Sag square Venus in Virgo. This is just a total bummer for relationships. It adds mega stress to boo-related situations in particular, bringing up some of your deepest insecurities as relate to romance (like, v deep: “I’m not good enough for a healthy relationship,” “No one wants me I’ll be alone forever,” or “All humans are terrible and incapable of love,” are some examples of core self-defeating beliefs that might show up and try to fuck with your world for a minute). This is NOT a good day for trying to have serious talks with anyone; it *is* a good day for locking yourself in your room to write poems in your journal, ugly cry, and listen to Bon Iver on repeat. The good news is that it’s only one day and should pass pretty quickly. Let the feels come up, tend to them with patience (don’t, like, try to party them away—that’s not how adulting works, unfortunately), and then dust yourself off and keep going. You don’t play a central role in this business, but since you share Sag’s fire element, you’ll feel the vibes a little more than other signs. In a one two punch, the Cosmos try to make up for slipping you that celestial turd with a FUCKING KILLER aspect on the same day (the 8th): Saturn in Sag trine True Node in Leo (YAS GURL). Ugh, I love this so much. The True Node placement is about your soul’s purpose on this earth (so ya know, nbd), and Saturn is about the hard work you invest into your life. When they come together like this, it’s fireworks, mama. Whatever work you’ve been investing into doing what you love—but more than what you love, what you believe in—is going to get a ray of v auspicious starlight on this day. So while you’re crying over bae with Emma in the background, you’re gonna get an email or something that reminds you everything is tite af, your hard work is paying off, and the Universe loves you. I mean, idk if that’s exactly how it’s gonna go down, but you get the idea. Get it while the gettin’s good, because the 11th brings another blow: Mars in Virgo square Saturn in Sag. This aspect is like that annoying dream where you’re trying to run, but you’re in a house full of Jell-O (but like, no one else is? Why is that??), and every step takes a million years. It makes progress and success much harder to achieve—you can clearly see what you want, but your stupid Jell-O surroundings make it near impossible to reach. So you know what I say? Don’t even play the game. The Universe is not comin’ correct, so bow tf out. Rewrite the dream: You have all the time in the world, you love Jell-O, you love standing in Jell-O, you’re just hanging out scoopin’ up Jell-O and eating it for breakfast—no strain, no fight, no worries. For the whole week, let the hustle go, mellow out, read a book, eat cookies, get a massage. Why fight against the powers that be? Once the weird vibes cycle out, you’ll be super refreshed, and the stars will be back on your side. Win/win. In boo-related news, Venus in Virgo is slipping into your house of secrets and intuition. Be on the lookout for love life-related secrets coming to the surface, especially where Virgos are concerned. If something seems off to you with bae, trust that intuition and investigate. You might also find that you have a secret crush, or someone has a secret crush on you. With Virgo’s healing influence, these crushes might be therapeutic for you in some way, so let yourself indulge, Leo. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. The good news is that you don’t play a direct or even indirect role in this one (lucky girl), but I want you to keep it on your radar because it’s a pretty major cosmic force. If it does head your way, don’t let pride get in the way of your honesty, and don’t let that big heart of yours excuse other people’s shit behavior. Be clear about what you want, be clear about how you feel, and the rest will fall into place just as it’s supposed to.

Hey there, Virgo! You have a BIG month head of you, so let’s get started. For the first three weeks of October, the Sun in Libra will be moving through your house of secrets and intuition. Be on the lookout for secrets coming to surface about a partner (romantic or otherwise), or about a Libra in your life. Because this house carries a fair amount of challenges with it, it’s also not a good time to collaborate or partner up (Libra’s jurisdiction). You’re best left to work alone till the Sun moves into Scorpio on the 23rd. To help balance these weird vibes, you get a v dope cosmic push on the 1st when Pluto in Cap trines Mars in Virgo (aww yeah girl). This’ll give you major success in all areas of ambition; if you got goals, you got green lights. Sky’s the limit, so schedule all those important conference calls, meetings, and presentations on this day. It’s also a Friday, which is perf because this trine is awesome for your sex life. It gets the passion flowin’, so get your after hours on (in thislewk, preferably). Because you’re all up in this trine, it’s like you’re getting a direct deposit from the celestial jackpot, so cash in, Virgo. More good stuff: on the 3rd, a trine between that same Pluto in Cap and Venus in Virgo (yup, you!) ushers in mega sexy times. Remember that crazy ‘90s Chris Isaac video with Helena Christensen where they’re making out on the beach and she’s topless and her boobs are amazing? Like, that level sexy. It’s passionate, but since Scorp rules Pluto, it’s also full of feels—if you’re looking for your person, the magnetized energy of this aspect will def help pull you in that direction. If you’re already in a relash, buy lube, that’s all I have to say. This will only be amplified by the fact that Venus will be hanging out in your neck of the zodiac for the first two weeks of the month. YASSS. This means lots of flirting, heart flutters, crushes, romance, and general good vibes in the romance department, especially on the 5th, when Venus in Virgo conjuncts Mars in Virgo (that’s right, double Virgo). Venus and Mars have been in close transit since March, building this kind of magnetic desire in all of us to find our karmic love match. It culminates in this final conjunction, making it a srsly great time to locate your cosmically-ordained boo—especially for you, Virgo. If that’s not your thing or you’ve already got your boo in the bag, this is also a killer aspect for pushing through creative projects and showing them off to the world, so keep your schedule open for makin’ those dreams a reality as well. These vibes will only be heightened by the Aries full moon, also going down on the 5th and lighting up your house of work and service—the house you oversee. Because the full moon falls opposite the sun in Libra, this energy will be amped. This combo will probably have you working your ass off and making some on point moves at the ‘ole 9 to 5, driven by Aries’ fiery, ambitious energy. V badass. Aries can also be a dick though, tbh, so you might run into an issue with arrogance at work—yours or someone else’s. If that’s the case, it should resolve itself pretty quickly; Aries doesn’t shy away from conflict, but not in a resentful, never-ending way. If any dickery should arise, it’ll take care of itself soon enough, so try as hard as you can not to GAF. The 8th takes a bit of a shit spin into an aspect you’ve got a starring role in: Saturn in Sag square Venus in Virgo (sorry bb, that’s you). This is just a total bummer for relationships. It adds mega stress to boo-related situations in particular, bringing up some of your deepest insecurities as relate to romance (like, v deep: “I’m not good enough for a healthy relationship,” “No one wants me I’ll be alone forever,” or “All humans are terrible and incapable of love,” are some examples of core self-defeating beliefs that might show up and try to fuck with your world for a minute). This is NOT a good day for trying to have serious talks with anyone; it *is* a good day for locking yourself in your room to write poems in your journal, ugly cry, and listen to Bon Iver on repeat. The good news is that it’s only one day and should pass pretty soon. Let the feels come up, tend to them with patience (don’t, like, try to party them away—that’s not how adulting works, unfortunately), and then move on. The 11th brings another blow: Mars in Virgo square Saturn in Sag. This aspect is like that annoying dream where you’re trying to run, but you’re in a house full of Jell-O (but like, no one else is? Why is that??), and every step takes a million years. It makes progress and success much harder to achieve—you can clearly see what you want, but your stupid Jell-O surroundings make it near impossible to reach. So you know what I say? Don’t even play the game. The Universe is not comin’ correct, so bow tf out. Rewrite the dream: You have all the time in the world, you love Jell-O, you love standing in Jell-O, you’re just hanging out scoopin’ up Jell-O and eating it for breakfast—no strain, no fight, no worries. For the whole week, let the hustle go, mellow out, read a book, eat cookies, get a massage. Why fight against the powers that be? Once the weird vibes cycle out, you’ll be super refreshed, and the stars will be back on your side. Win/win. Speaking of laying low this week, there are two days I want you to be supes careful of, and those are the 10th and 15th, when major planets square Chiron in Pisces—a major fucking bummer. Chiron is the wounded healer; its job is to bring us pain that we then transmute into a power to heal others (it’s that “Oh honey, I’ve been there” vibe). It makes us wise, but not before putting us through the wringer first. On the 10th, Chiron will square Venus in Virgo. FUUUCCKK. Venus rules love and relationships (romantic and platonic), so obviously that’s terrible news. Hopefully you side step it, but heads up that a heartbreak with someone you love could go down on this day, making you wanna get all up in those tragic feels. On the 15th, Chiron’s at it again with a square to Mars in Virgo. With Mars in the mix, issues around wounded self-confidence, impaired sexuality, lack of achievement, or anger could all come up. I know this all sounds like a poop sandwich, and I’m not gonna lie—it’s not fun—but knowledge is power, so here’s what we’re gonna do with these days: 1. Lay low af. Don’t schedule anything important or difficult. You need space for your emotions, so get in that Google cal and schedule in “Bath,” “Big bowl of soup,” “Aromatherapy.” 2. Write yourself a note that says, “Bullshit becomes manure; manure helps cane sugar grow; without cane sugar there would be no donuts,” and then hang that on your mirror. That’s your mantra, bb. Chiron doesn’t just hand us heartbreak to be a sadist; it’s up to us to use those blows to understand ourselves and others better, to grow and mature, and then to create goodness—to help others when they go through what we went through. 3. Ice cream. Literally a cure-all, so don’t hold back. You’re all up in these, Virgo, so be v gentle with yourself around this time. On the 19th, we get a new moon in Libra conjunct Jupiter and Mercury. SO MANY GOOD FEELS. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves love, beauty, art, friends, and fun—and Jupiter will be pushing you to go big in all these areas. It’s a killer time for popularity and gaining admirers (aka Insta followers). Mercury’s influence will be making you especially mentally acute as well, so giving presentations or negotiating around this day is totes favored. Per youzh, create an intentions list on this day—this new moon has lots of creativity fueling it, and that’s 100 for our manifestation powers. The month rounds out with a bit of a rocky transit: Venus in Libra square Pluto in Cap (your earth sister) on the 27th. It’s going to throw a major wrench in relationships—both romantic and platonic. Look for arguments around smothering/controlling, possessiveness, manipulation, or jealousy. Whether it’s coming atcha or from ya, the root issue is not feeling loved or valued, and that core issue is what needs to be addressed if the relationship is going to survive this one. I know I know, not fun, but the idea here is to clear out relationships that don’t have a leg to stand on and strengthen the ones that do. Remember to stay vulnerable in your honesty, but to own your boundaries as only a Virgo can (air snaps). If the shit does hit the fan, that combo is how you’re gonna get through it and land on top.