Bitten by a radio active porn star carrying a sea cucumber and a radio, our hero sets out on an epic quest to find….

—–

Cross Out Words Man was last seen with Bold Italic Girl and Links To Nothing Boy fighting the evil Underline Man and his trusty sidekick, The Purple Font….when suddenly, from out of nowhere aliens from the planet,

Bullet

Points

swoop down on Earth in a reign of lasers, and cool machine sounds all in rich Dolby(tm) stereo.

Humanity as we know it is in trouble.

The Numbered List Agency, A

Bipartisan group dealing with Super

Heroes and Villains alike implores

All of Earth’s mightiest to work

Together to rid our planet of

The evil Aliens!

All of Earth’s Heroes and Villains agree.

The Supper Villain lawyer team of:

Heading No 1,

Heading No 2, and

Heading No 3,

came up with a plan that just may work.

The super hero; Align Center disagrees!

As well as the villain; Blockquote!

Soon Earth’s mightiest are battling each other as well as the aliens.

Earth is being torn asunder!

The Numbered List Agency knowing

It’s a dangerous move, call

In their Secret Hero Weapon named:

Undo!

And the secret hero weapon did what it does best, along with his trusty team: Backspace and Delete.

Now if only the evil villain, Very Dumb Blog Post, could be apprehended and locked away…

Chris…in the next hour or so, or anytime after that, if you are so inclined…please visity my One Ugly Tomato post…there is something there for you if you want it…and sadly you won’t need hand sanitizer, darn wish I’d thought of that!
Rhonda

Reblogged this on erickeys and commented:
Funny stuff. I used to hand-code HTML for a living so this was extra funny! (Am I giving away my age by telling you that I remember the days when people hand-coded HTML???)

Once again, this is brilliant and should be FP’d. I know you don’t care but I’m going to care for you! Sort of. I mean, I’m not caring for you but I will think about it and be irritated for you. I’m sure you can take care of yourself. So to speak.

Dear Christopher, I’m not aware of any in the Society wearing pants… but of course I can only speak for myself, since I cannot see the other noets. In other words: PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS OFF!
I’m delighted to welcome you in The Nifty Noets Society.

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