This is very Gwen hair, but alas, the unsightly philtrum blemish is very much evident. And I look old and tired, which, in point of fact, I am, but no one likes to be reminded of that. Stoopid 'camera doesn't lie.'

I'm so terribly solemn.

Ah, the miracle of frontlighting! I have no wrinkles. I also have very little nose, but I consider that a small price to pay. Also? The Haircut looks sort of fabulous.

Now if only I could have someone blow dry my hair out for me, 'cause I just won't/can't do it myself.