Pitbull Beats Lindsay Lohan In Court

I wish the beatdown Lindsay Lohan's legal case got in a NYC courtroom yesterday would be what she gets when she goes back to court for her probation hearing

. It won't be of course. Nothing will happen to Lindsay. Nothing will ever happen to her. She will find some guy who is rich beyond belief and marry him and spend all his money while shopping 24/7 and having an affair with some DJ named Pat who no one can ever quite figure out whether Pat is a man or a woman. Lindsay will act sometimes, but always tell people she is working on other things like fashion lines and writing and art and a sequel to Elizabeth Taylor's perfume white diamonds which she will call chocolate diamonds and place herself in the ad for them with hundreds of the diamonds and Jamie Foxx covered in oil. When she steals the diamonds from the set, her husband covers the loss. Anyway, Lindsay sued Pitbull because he dropped her name in a song. Lindsay said she was emotionally scarred and that he used her name without permission for profit. The judge threw the case out and because Lindsay si Lindsay, the judge ruled that Pitbull's lawyers were not entitled to fees from Lindsay.

The headline "Pitbull Beats Lindsay Lohan in Court" made me think about how perfect it would be for her to date Chris Brown. She'd get the smacking she so deserves and since she's always happy to play vitim and sue everyone, Chris could finally end up in jail, where he belongs. Win-win.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Poor Linds. Delusional as always to try to keep everyone from mocking her into something illegal. Remember that Etrade(?) commercial that she was all pissed about for mocking her a well?

been reading a lot about Mindy McCready's rise and fall, and kept thinking, this is a woman who was thrown in jail over and over for parole violations for her drug addiction…yet Lindsay, who is not only addicted but a thief and pathological liar, continues to get away with EVERYTHING.

I wondered whatever became of this BS lawsuit. That song got a LOT of airplay, so she should be thankful for the publicity, which should be less scarring than the last 10 things she's had her name in the headlines for.

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