Mr. Dalliard, I've gone all peculiar!

I currently am in the midst of a debilitating mid-life crisis. I will, of course, elucidate further at a later time, but for now, I would appreciate if you would PayPal me whatever you can afford (the more religious among you may feel free to "give till it hurts"). It would be tax deductable and would enable me to invest in a range of electronic entertainment goods that would do my mental state the world of good.

What's more, you can donate as often as you like.

All donators would be entitled to a signed photo of myself sprawled over a reclining leather armchair watching blu-rays on the 100 inch plasma TV all paid for with the money you saw fit to so kindly give to a worthy cause.

Any entry that features a reference to Fry and Laurie deserves a cookie. Or a bit of fruit. Some chocolate hobnob? A savoury finger, perhaps? At least some rather disgusting looking tart that should have been disposed of ages ago.