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It's so irritating, especially if you have them on your face. For those wonder what it is, keratosis pilaris is a harmless skin condition that results in small, unattractive bumps gathering all over your arms, thighs, and face. Its frequently mistaken for acne and it has no cure.

So, does anyone have it? If so, do you know any treatments that will make it less noticeable?

But I probably have (on my arms & legs) of what is probably Pili multigemini* (i.e. two or three hairs apparently growing from one follicle). And when plugging in a search phrase to find the formal name for PM, the top result was page with some dude with KP saying he'd noticed he also had what looks like PM. No idea if you have that too, though, they're linked. But apparently folliculitis has been linked to it, and that looks a bit like KP to my (completely non-medical) eyes. Dunno.

Anyway, well done again to google images for making something completely unnoticable in passing look like something massively rank. I think the cause must just be really high virility cos Richard Keys was a bit hairy around the arms, and he's well known as a benchmark of manliness. Right, I'm off to smash some back doors in...