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HERE LIES
a man named Zeke
Second fastest draw
in Cripple Creek

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HERE LIES
my wife,
I bid her goodbye.
She rests in peace
and now so do I.
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HERE LIES
the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again
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Here lies the father of 29
He would have had more
But he didn't have time
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Here lies the body of
Edward Hyde.
We laid him here
because he died!
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Here lies Walter Dudley.
He found out too late,
Dobermans aren't cuddly.
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~Johnny Cochran~
O.J Did it !
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"Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go!"
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