Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on
the
door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no
pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him: “ You don’t have any
pencil.
He doesn’t have any pencils. We don’t have any
pencils.”
Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have
all
the pencils gone?”

Finding one of her students making faces at others
on
the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove
the child.
Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a
child,
I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like
that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well you can't
say
you weren't warned, Ms. Smith."

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