Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Leno Laughs

Dec 03, 2008

Jay Leno: "Stock market lost 679 points today. It's not even a stock – that's a flea market. That's what it is now."

Jay Leno: "Right wing pundit Ann Coulter has broken her jaw, and the doctor has wired it shut. ... He didn't wire it shut for medical reasons. He said it was the holidays, he wanted to do something nice for people."

Jay Leno: "Oh, speaking of religion, Barack Obama still has not chosen a church to attend in Washington, DC. How hard could it be for him to find a reverend? How hard is that?"