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Monday, November 12, 2007

Game of the Week: Duke Vs. Notre Dame

It's a clash that could only be contested on a field in purgatory. The two true fortresses of all that is evil in college athletics collide in a match up of the #95 and #103 ranked teams in the Sagarin ratings.

ND comes in ranked below such illustrious football powers (of the 19th century) as Yale. While, Duke, with one victory this year is actually considering the season a rousing success.

Certainly, those that follow this blog understand the dilemma this match up presents.

Who to root for?

Do we favor Hitler or Stalin? John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmer? Pure, unrepentant evil or unrepentant, pure evil? Alan Jackson or George Strait?

Essentially, this comes down to deciding which is the lesser of two evils. And we don't mean that figuratively in any way.

ND comes into the contest led by what can only be described as a failed coach. A man who promised that his team would have the benefit of never being 'out schemed'. Unfortunately, Coach Weis' best schemes have not been so much for use against opposing football defenses, but have been reserved for how to attack the buffet line.

The Subway Alums have rallied round the round man and have all been convinced that none of this is Weis' fault. That everything is Brother Ty Willingham's responsibility. That Weis (despite two consecutive seasons of BCS bowls in which he was more than willing to wrap himself in a genius banner) was left a tattered and torn program for which his horrible, lazy and shiftless Negro predecessor couldn't be so much as bothered to make a recruiting phone call to support. Yes, the shortcomings of the great White Hope of Touchdown Jesus - which are so utterly apparent to anyone that finds a red-bearded mascot to be somewhat nauseating - have all been overlooked. Reasoned away. Chained to the ankle of the Negro to burden as he was banished from the Cathedral/plantation.

Down in the realm of purgatory known as Dukedom, victories have been few and far between since the devil unchained and released his protege in the late '80's. Spurrier left to take his visor and huffy disposition to Gainesville. And the devils in charge decided that all resources, energy and care would be invested in serving the throne occupied by the dictator of K-ville.

Certainly the timing of an important preseason basketball event this season, which was scheduled during a Duke football game, is an indication that coach KKK holds no respect, interest or concern for the football program.

Football means nothing to Duke.

And that is why we must ask that all our readers, believers and followers concentrate all positive energy and send it to the devil's bowels in Durham.

Duke must win this game for the very reason we stated. Football means nothing to them.

It means everything to the Irish.

A loss to Duke would be an indication that ND football has finally been defeated. It will be a sign to NBC that they better seriously rethink re-newing that deal. It would provide the torture necessary to bring righteousness to the souls damned in their worship of Touchdown Jesus.

And, as an added bonus, it would bring a completely empty joy to Duke. A victory over ND won by Duke would normally be something for the devil to rejoice. But victory over this ND team? 2007? Led by the inept and always famished Weis? Meaningless. Empty. A victory for evil. But not a victory over righteousness.

you want to make everything about race but that doesnt exist on this thread...it was completely appropriate to list alan jackson and george strait alongside serial killers and dictators...so we are just adding others that deserve the same treatment...learn to read.

nois hates ND because they wouldnt allow a loser like willingham to remain as coach....he feels weis is getting a free pass because he is white. This falls in line with all of nois' theories....not that blacks should improve but they should find examples of where whites fail and use that as a rallying cry.

"not that blacks should improve but they should find examples of where whites fail and use that as a rallying cry."

umm...and what is it that YOU do here with virtually every comment?

yea, exactly. you find examples of where blacks fail, and then compare it to a completely unrelated incident involving a white person in some sort of effort to prove something which doesn't even relate to what NOIS says....

yea, exactly. you find examples of where blacks fail, and then compare it to a completely unrelated incident involving a white person in some sort of effort to prove something which doesn't even relate to what NOIS says....

what you fail to recognize is that i only do it in response to NOIS. I dont interject race...i only find further examples of NOIS' points...you must certainly agree that when talking about stalin and hitler, biggie and tupac should certainly be in the equation.

D*mn. Can't ya'll just limit this to hating Notre Dame? I hated Notre Dame when Ty was there, and when Bob Davie was there, and when that misshapen elf Lou Holtz was there. I hate them because they pretend to be above the blatant corruption of my conference, the SEC. I hate them because they have their own TV network. I hate Notre Dame because they pretend not to lower their academic standards to admit athletes, and because the NCAA and the media gives them a pass because they are Notre Dame, so they end up not being put on probation when they should be, and getting BCS bids when they should not. I know this is the Nation of Islam Sports Blog, so there's always gonna be a little tinge of the race in the discussion. (Have ya'll noticed who the best running quarterback in the nation is- blonde haired, green eyed white kid with an 890 SAT. Times done changed!). But take your white supremacist in the guise of a conservative meeting over to Michelle Malkin, or somewhere else, unless you're talking about black quarterbacks who suck but are still getting chances to be retreads after failing, Karl Dorrell, who does suck, and Ty Willingham, who doesn't. As for evil,I go with Alan Jackson, just because he can't sing as well, and I want Duke to win, just because I don't want Notre Dame to win another game. XOXO, Mean Lil Black and Gold Girl