Man, in order to develop properly your sperms require about two degrees lower temperature than your body. That means your testicles are meant to be hanging. Don't you see why gangsters are breeding more kids? - k-lei

on friday my friend go so high that he went outside from the garage, walked to the back door, knocked on the door then passed out on the brick patio. amazing

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1) You suck at life. - eheath
2) Fuck off. - eheath
3) I hate you too. - eheath
4) No, fuck off. - eheath
5) Who the fuck are you?- eheath
6) You're a 15 year old douche. -eheath
7) You have a learning disability. -eheath
8) You all love me to a great extent. -eheath

my friend passed out in a corn field said he woke up having no idea how he got there or where there was. to make things worse he is short and corn stalks are tall. would been one hell of a time getting out

dont really have any funny ones for friends, i passed out sitting up against a bath tub. woke up the next morning and i thought it was like 5 minutes later than when I'd finished puking, stumbled out of the bathroom to see it was perfectly light outside and 12 noon. bit of a suprise

"No wonder, everyone fucking hates you because your more of a douchebag than charmander and emopoppins put together."
-8===D$ thru a pm
"hey dude, you're a cunt. thats just my opinion though. i feel like you could have used your time better or more productively or some shit learning how to not be a cunt, or be less of a cunt. but um, its just my opinion.
ah fuckit, nah, you're just a cunt."
-asian_allen
"shut the fuck up Jenifa"
-gus555

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1) You suck at life. - eheath
2) Fuck off. - eheath
3) I hate you too. - eheath
4) No, fuck off. - eheath
5) Who the fuck are you?- eheath
6) You're a 15 year old douche. -eheath
7) You have a learning disability. -eheath
8) You all love me to a great extent. -eheath

Phone call Saturday Morning after a night of partying with those damn Swiss at the bar. I was staying at the Lake Louise Inn while working the World Cup.

Dad: Where are you?
Me: In bed
Dad: No you're not...
*I look around, see a bunk above me, still fully dressed.
Dad: ...You at Iains?
Me: No, I think I'm at the Hostel...
Dad: ...Alright, see you at the hill for work
*End phone call*

He was proud...
I couldn't even make it back to my room, which was across the street from the Hostel.

As for friends passing out, I had this one picture of my friend passed out, sitting on the toilet, with the garbage bin on his lap, and his head in it..

My 22 year old brother went to his friends house this fall with a huge group. They all got shitfaced, but my brother got the drunkest, and decided in the middle of the night to get up and walk into the woods with no shoes on and pass out
He called my mom at 5am and was like, come get me I have no idea where I am and where my shoes are. It took my parents like 20 minutes to figure out where he even was, and he still has no idea how he got there.

My friend who is 18 passed out on a d-floor during a dubStep gig here in NZ. The bouncers had to pick him up off the floor, then paid a taxi to drive him back to his hostel, where the staff had to carry him to his bed. As a consequence, the whole hostel had an alcohol ban after that hahaha

How to do Jumps
"Come up to the approach in a bent down stance, poles by your chest.When you come up to the launch pad give it a little bit of a spring so you jump up higher." -Scott Vail

I passed out in a doorway in berlin when I was like 16. I was with my brother and his then girlfriend, and I remember they were fighting about something on the way home from the bar. they stopped and I kept walking without them, I went to go sit down somewhere (doorway) and I guess I just ended up passing out there. they found me on the way home and just carried me the rest of the way. aside from that, I usually make it home

If you cheat on your tests and quizzes, you will end up writing like C.Killa.Cavs

You are a wizard. You’re gonna go to Hogwarts, you’re gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, it’ll deliver your mail, DEAL WITH IT.

Back in high school my buddy's and I would always go out to my ranch (40 acres of land) to rage, we did this cause we had no were else to party haha. Anyways one night we went a little excessive which resulted in an epic morning "WTF" wake up picture. One of my buddy's was being a little bitch at night so he locked himself in his car cause we were all messin with him. Since he passed out in his car though we decided to take a 50 foot roll of caution tape and completely decimated he his car with it. It was hilarious because he couldn't get out of his car in the morning. This isn't the best of that night however.

I have a huge goose neck horse trailer at my ranch cause I have five horses. Well two of my friends decided that the top of the horse trailer was a good place to pass out for the night ha, which was a pretty funny sight to wake up to in the morning. Me and two other friends were the first to wake in the morning though so are still drunk asses decided that going horse back riding was a good idea ha. So we went and caught my slow fat ass horse Cash and rode him bare back. We rode him all the way up to where the rest of my homies were passed out and woke them up via drunk ass kids on horse back. The best reactions was that of the kids passed out on top of the horse trailer though ha. ahh priceless moments ha

The Measure of a Man is What He Does With Power. No its the woman in his arms cuz she has big titties.

passed out on a random persons back porch that wasn't even having a party and was about 30 min drive from home

passed out in a car and woke up to 8 cops knocking on my window...

woke up in a tent that wasn't even set up

woke up in some random girls apartment that turned out to be an hour cab ride home. didn't even know how i got there

I have a drinking problem get over it...

Oh and just to toss in a picturem this is from 2 or 3 years ago ?

T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"

"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$

We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"

I passed out on a train on my way to berlin after a night at a godly german pub. I woke up and didnt know where i was, I looked out the window to realize that my train was just about to leave Berlin HBF. I booked it off the train, if i had not woken up just then I would have woken up in Amsterdam :P then, 2 nights later I passed out in that station at 3:45 am, when i woke up my friend threw a kiwi fruit at me, I dont know where he got the kiwi. because every shop had been closed for about 9 hours. Every one should visit Germany at least once.