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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Transcript: Jon Stewart's rap about Fox News

I only just saw last Wednesday's Daily Show, with Jon Stewart's slam of the Fox News coverage of the invitation for the rapper Common to perform at the White House. Since I didn't find this gem transcribed, here's the conclusion:Yeah, yeah, this goes out to Fox News and all the pundits I address on tonight's show:

O'Reilly? Oh, really??
I know that you feel me,
Cuz I jokes to the folks
While you choke on that smoke.

Are you toke–ing — on weed??
That you got from [Brian]Kilmeade?
To push screed that misleads,
To plant seeds of mistrust,
That Miss Greta van Sust—
... —ternenenenan just ran
On her show?? A night ago??
Cuz Megyn Kelly said so?