Charles Colson Caught In another Scandal

Several online discernment ministries broke news today with another Chuck Colson Scandal; almost 40 years later. It was found that Colson was using worldly tools in his prison outreach ministry. The online discernment ministries were most concerned alarmed and concerned (and alarmed!) again over his use of electricity. One source that wanted to remain in obscurity noted “this is simply outrageous – this man is entirely immoral. How dare he use electricity? Power lines are often strung between hydro poles and towers….in the air” The anonymous informer noted “I think he follows the ruler of the kingdom of the air – it seems very plain to me” It is plain to us here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia….Charles Colson follows the “ruler of the kingdom of the air.” We having to repeat ourselves, but our important insights are worth repeating. If we don’t put a stop to it…who will?

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia don’t ask too many questions, we trust what we read is the truth (the absolute truth)!

hi, could someone tell me if what billy graham says that there is another way to heaven apart from christ, and if some little catholic goinging to one of his meetings, to get salvation, but was sent to a back room to the catholic priest, who would inform her, the pope, and mary and confession, is the way to heaven, and this is backed up by billy graham, and this is what the bible says, or billy is false teacher, above is what billy and his friends have done for 40+ years, making lots of people who were looking for salvation only found hell,

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