EVENTS

The Return Of The Praying Mom

Of course, some local Christians
Want the praying mom to stay
So they found a Christian lawyer
And they argued she could pray
Since the school administration
Didn’t want a Christian riot,
They decided she could pray each day
As long as she stayed quiet.

According to the Concord Monitor, she signs in and signs out like any other parent, so it’s arguable she’s not getting special treatment. The administration are watching her, though, to see whether they can continue to allow her presence and follow the law.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. (Matthew 6:5-6)

Ah, but that doesn’t count for real Christians does it? Real Christians like to put on a show don’t they? And then some namby pamby Jesus Christ comes along and tries to put a stop to it all. Cheeky little bugger. Who is he to tell an American mom what’s in the bible?