Last week Sports Illustrated released its Preseason All-American teams that included six Big 12 players. In the spirit of the preseason honor, here's what I think the Big 12 All-Name team would look like, along with some snarky commentary.

The only criteria for this selection was the players had to be on a Big 12 roster. Skill and playing time don't factor into the teams. All names were taken from ESPN team rosters.

DL- Shaq Rowell, West Virginia - The Mountaineers actually have two Shaq's on the team. The other is Shaq Petteway, a linebacker.DL- Devonte Field, TCUDL- Jackson Jeffcoat, TexasDL- Michael Mosharrafa, TCULB- Blake Slaughter, Kansas State - Anyone on defense named Slaughter would terrify me.LB- d'Vante Henry, West Virginia - That's not a typo. Henry starts off his name with a lowercase 'd.'LB- Terrance Bullitt, Texas TechDB- Miketavious Jones, Oklahoma State - We should add '-tavious' at the end of names more often.DB- Dakota Austin, OklahomaDB- Brogan Berry, Kansas StateDB- Archibald Ocloo-Lee, Oklahoma State

K- Bobby Stonebreaker, Oklahoma State - How much you wanna bet he can kick a football over them mountains?P- Kirby Van Der Kamp, Iowa State

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