It appears that the white supremacist featured most prominently in Vice’s
Charlottesville documentary
, Chris Cantwell, simply cannot get no satisfaction when it comes to both white people facing imminent displacement by Jews AND matters of the heart.

Whoever runs OkCupid’s twitter account tweeted Thursday afternoon that Cantwell would no longer have the right to search for his one and only on its website.

We were alerted that white supremacist Chris Cantwell was on OkCupid. Within 10 minutes we banned him for life.
— OkCupid (@okcupid) August 17, 2017

The company followed up its announcement of Cantwell’s banning by urging users to report any white nationalists they may come across.

There is no room for hate in a place where you’re looking for love.
— OkCupid (@okcupid) August 17, 2017

Music streaming services have completely revolutionized the way we listen to music nowadays. While we once had to save up our pocket money to buy Britney Spears’ second (and best!) album at the local record store, we can now discover new music every day without going broke (overwhelmingly to the detriment of most bands, but I digress).

For those of us with a hankering for white nationalist music, however, Spotify just made it a lot harder to scratch that itch. In response to an article published on
Digital Music News
Monday, which named several white nationalist and neo-Nazi bands that currently had their music up on Spotify, the company announced it would be removing those bands entirely from its platform.

A statement issued by Spotify reads:

Spotify takes immediate action to remove any such material as soon as it has been brought to our attention,” We are glad to have been alerted to this content — and have already removed many of the bands identified today, whilst urgently reviewing the remainder.

The list of hate bands shared by Digital Music News was initially compiled by the Southern Poverty Law Center in 2014 and includes bands with names like The Spear of Longinus, Kill, Baby… Kill!, and Dark Fury.

Spotify, unlike Donald Trump, joins a growing number of companies and public figures who are trying to teach neo-Nazis that they can’t get away with marching through the streets chanting, “Jews will replace us!”

Becky Scott is the editor of The Schmooze. Follow her on Twitter,
@arr_scott

In the long-awaited fourth season of the pseudo-reality show “Nathan For You,” Nathan Fielder once again goes on a rampage against the hopes and dreams of small business people.

In one short season, Fielder will start the first asexual computer repair shop, launch a plot to destroy Uber, and help a small business sell chili illegally.

The fourth season airs September 28th on Comedy Central but if you can’t wait until then, you can catch the first three seasons on Comedy Central’s website for free. Fielder will also host a one-hour special on September 21st to kick off the fourth season.

What do the realest housewives in New York City have in common with its oldest synagogue buildiner? Not much, which is why it was bizarre to see the ladies of the Bravo franchise chose to hash out old beef in the Angel Orensanz Center for their reunion special.

The “Real Housewives of New York City” season nine reunion special, which aired Wednesday night, is best known for being a time dedicated to revisiting the ladies’ greatest sins throughout the season without actually resolving anything or making anything better. The ladies discussed Luann de Lesseps cheating husband, Tinsley Mortimer’s drinking problem, and Ramona Singer’s inability to interact with people like a normal human being.

It’s not the first time the Angel Orensanz Center has played host to Hollywood. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were married there, Mariah Carey has performed there, and Avril Lavigne shot her 2003 music video for “Losing Grip” there.

But it is the first time the former synagogue has played host to six of the most vile-mouthed rich people in New York City — and that is really saying something, considering Donald Trump came from here.

I guess for anyone who has ever dreamed of attending a Yom Kippur service in the same place where Luann de Lesseps defended her marriage to her cheating husband a mere three weeks before filing for divorce, it is now officially a possibility.

Becky Scott is the editor of The Schmooze. Follow her on Twitter,
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You don’t have to understand Internet stardom to respect that it exists and, more importantly, that it is daily affecting the lives of young people with unfettered access to computers everywhere. One of the most famous among these inexplicable beings is PewDiePie, otherwise known as Felix Kjellberg, a Swedish 27-year-old who became famous playing video games online (don’t ask me, ask the children).

Kjellberg, who currently has 56 million followers on YouTube, posted a video to his personal account on Wednesday that directly addressed the Charlottesville white supremacist rally. The video also addressed
the February controversy
in which Disney, with whom Kjellberg had a contract, cut ties with the star over several anti-Semitic jokes he had publicly made on his YouTube site.

“I remember when everything was happening back in February, I was just like, they’re just jokes, there aren’t actual Nazis out there,” said Kjellberg in his video. ” And then I look at [what’s happening in Charlottesville] and I go, oh I see. Yeah. I see. OK. Well.”

Well put, Kjellberg. Well put.

Becky Scott is the editor of The Schmooze. Follow her on Twitter,
@arr_scott