here's how Dan Vs. works.
Dan wakes up.
humorously bad things happen.
the final blow is dealt to his car.
he then makes it his personal mission to get revenge on whatever angered him that day.
for example, New Mexico.

we have AT&T as our satellite provider.
this means I can call down an ion cannon strike as I so please.
i don't like the person i'm talking to? ION CANNON.
car in my way? ION CANNON.
someone else has an ion cannon? ION CANNON.

now, using Tiberian sun as a video, we make a parody of that song, called "Tell Me, EVA".
Tell me EVA...
Is it done yet?
is my Barracks finished?
can I build a Silo?
NOD Soldiers coming,
turrets defend.
keep the Barracks, War factory and Refinery here...

well, it's not exactly a multiplayer game.
however, I can string combos together pretty fast.
but what if, someone else played DMC4. they saw me casually playing, and they challenged me to a combo-off.
and thus, it begins.
then, room fills with smoke.
smoke clears, and we are fighting each other.

get on omegle, ask "what is OP?"
if ASL: zambie! shoot dem in da head!
if anything else: frenzied civilian.
if A faggot, Original Poster: zombie hunter bro, reload your shotgun.
6 shells to start, reload on full grants you an extra 6.