If Internet memes existed in the '90s when
John Stamos reigned supreme as Uncle Jesse on
"Full House," we're certain the "hey girl" meme would be his, not
Ryan Gosling's.

Alas, it wasn't meant to be. But we'd like to propose another Stamos-related meme: "John Stamos' Guide to Cuddling." This CollegeHumor video, which came out in 2011, is most definitely meme-worthy.

The clip stars everyone's favorite Beach Boys fan teaching you how to cuddle. With signature moves like the Stamos Swaddler, the Stamos Smoother and the Stamos S'touching...her with your fingers, you'll be a cuddling pro in no time.

But the thing that elevates the video to meme-level proportions is the addition of Stamos' "Full House" costar
Bob Saget as the cuddle partner. Again, if this were around in the '90s, that could've inspired some really strange Tanner-Katsopolis fanfic. Let's be grateful it didn't and enjoy the video together.