On this week's yuletide-themed episode, we decide we know too little about Hanukkah to say anything about it so we discuss boring advent calendars, hypnotic Gap commercials, adults getting gifts from their parents, kids being jerks on Christmas morning, little kids lying about seeing Santa Claus, drinking too much at family Christmas parties, talking to teenagers, Tom's continuing headaches at his local Starbucks, drinking liquid gold, advice for people who get beat up in China and Mariah Carey Christmas songs.