How does one get an agent? Is he/she a literary agent, or just an general agent. What resources would you suggest someone who is looking to get into publishing books about throwing their kids at beehives look into?

For those complaining about the announcers. Suck it the fuck up. The announcers have been sucking our dicks all season. Them pointing out that the Cowboys are playing well is fine. The Cowboys are playing well.

Most places won't let her in. It's not worth the risk to them. The state cracks down on that stuff, and having to shut a bar down for a week is really expensive. Don't put them in a position to choose between risking their business or saying no. Best case, she gets in and gets to drink for a few extra hours. Worst case, you cost someone their job and get a bar shut down.

I'd suggest either waiting until the next night or going to the bar at midnight.