Addendum to last night's report

Sat, 02/21/2009 - 17:12 — shardborn

The news desk would like to make an impassioned plea:

We have discovered that Mr. Fillmore IV died a virgin. In an effort to rectify this situation, we here at #jesus_sucks_dick request that any homo sapien aged 1-100 willing to fuck his rotting corpse direct their inquiries to us at FTSOJnet IRC or by following the instructions on the "IRC" link of this website.

Serious human inquiries only, please. Ratrophy had his fill of various species of animals during his lifetime.