Child forced to apologize on Southwest

Alright, who HASN’T wanted to hold those schmucks that cut in line accountable for their actions? Southwest did just that when they hauled a teenaged boy up to the front of the plane and had him apologize to the cabin for boarding early and taking a prime seat.

While this is a good first step, why stop there? A more permanent solution, and example for any foolish young soul who dares to cut in lines, would be to open the loading door at thirty-five thousand feet and toss the belligerent youth to his watery grave.

But since we aren’t making the rules (yet), the boy got off with a heartfelt apology.