Imagine Benefits Of A Lot Of Prayer

I cannot comprehend why neither the opponents nor the proponents of Boca Raton High School Principal Geoff McKee have fathomed the full potential of his revelation.

If a little prayer did what he claims, just imagine the economic benefits that would result from a lot of prayer. We would only need enough teachers to grade all of the "A" papers. We could also eliminate most of the administrators and sell most of the School Board's assets to our county's beloved developers.

All of this would result in lower taxes. How could any rational person be against such a plan?

As the next governor of Texas, Kinky Friedman, so aptly phrases it, "May the God of your choice bless you."