I'm assuming you did so before you realized it was (mostly) computer generated crap?

Sebastian
PS: Happy 500 Posts To Me

Come on now, these things have been around for ages. It was the people writing back responses or using text to speech to listen to it all that made me realize that valuable minutes of peoples lives were being taken up by Airsofts nonsense.

Seriously, what program should I use in Windows to get it to read out all the arguments and stuff in this thread? DragonDirect seems mighty expensive. Maybe I'll buy Vista, hopefully they copied that from Mac OS X too....

Oops. I found Speech in WINXP2.. W0000t!! Now to figure out how to use it.

Oops. I found Speech in WINXP2.. W0000t!! Now to figure out how to use it.

Yeah fuck. I've looked on the web and through at least three microsoft knowledge base articles and I'm no closer to just selecting a bunch of text and getting the damn thing READ back to me!!! Ironic that all these is under "Accessibility". If I was blind, deaf or dumb I'd get my guide dog to smash the stupid Windoze PC already. WTF.

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.

English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

The Anti-Moron software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. No, come to think of it, you would.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.

English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

Undoubtedly, he suffers from post traumatic stress disorder from spending nine years working on Vista's user interface (which seems to have involved a lot of reverse engineering Mac OS X), six months worth work at a normal company, but with the meetings, confusing, constantly changing org chart and general inability to get out of its own way, nine years is pretty quick.

He is going to spend the next seven years working on brining anti-aliasing to Windows Web surfers.

I can read his 1337 with perfect accuracy, which is plain sad. But I have no intention of reading either one of his posts. It's time to hit that Ignore Airsoft4Life button so handily located on his profile page.

EDIT: Yay it works
Sebastian
PS: Let me know if he has anything sensible to say, and I may take him off of my Ignore list

I can read his 1337 with perfect accuracy, which is plain sad. But I have no intention of reading either one of his posts. It's time to hit that Ignore Airsoft4Life button so handily located on his profile page.

EDIT: Yay it works
Sebastian
PS: Let me know if he has anything sensible to say, and I may take him off of my Ignore list

Thanks for the reminder... he's been added to my shi... I mean, ignore list.

Undoubtedly, he suffers from post traumatic stress disorder from spending nine years working on Vista's user interface (which seems to have involved a lot of reverse engineering Mac OS X), six months worth work at a normal company, but with the meetings, confusing, constantly changing org chart and general inability to get out of its own way, nine years is pretty quick.

He is going to spend the next seven years working on brining anti-aliasing to Windows Web surfers.

*Ahem* ...Dear sir, as a resident of one of your colonies, I would like to humbly suggest that your signature is in error. "Permanently" would be the correct spelling. Congratulations on the switch nonetheless, old chap...

AIRPORT EXTREME (hahahahahahahahah--its a wireless internet router big fkin deal)
AIRPORT EXPRESS (hehehehahahahah)
FINAL CUT "PRO" (whoopee can I be a pro? hahahahah--an editing program for low-buck movie makers and college students)
SUPERDRIVE (whoopppeeee!!! it burns DVD's---welcome to 2003)
MAC BOOK PRO (opposed to MacBook Amateur? hahahaha)
MAC PRO (omigosh!!!! a tower, what a concept and its a pro, too! hahahahah)

Apple just should get rid of Jobs. His silly team of cutting-edge middle aged marketers
and their stupid namesakes and their proprietary motherboards....

Bring in someone who will be a better competitor to Windows, sell motherboards, license the
Apple software to Webcam, DVD-R, etc. Make Apple more buyer-friendly not just user-friendly,
Give free OS Upgrades until they make a new platform instead of gouging the MAC ZOMBIES into
buying Panther, Tiger, Mouse, Tiger, Monkey, Donkey, etc....

Steve did his part with the iPod, now let him go and give someone else a chance to compete with
Windows. This is a challenging economy! Boooo!!! We don't need over-priced computers.
Ever see families on strict budgets buying a MAC? Nope. Give them a chance to experience a Mac
instead of excluding them and alienating them with all the Mac proprietary options that cost
more than they can afford. Then instead of 5% of the world using Mac, it can go up to at least 25%.

I've reached a point where I feel the need to express my disappointment with Random Complaint Generator. Let me get to the crux of the matter: We must work together to present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to put to rest puerile and complacent machinations such as Random Complaint Generator's. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because Random Complaint Generator motivates people to join its band by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Random Complaint Generator really wants to do is perpetuate harmful stereotypes. That's why Random Complaint Generator says that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to turn the trickle of libertinism into a tidal wave. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that it is its moral imperative to exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless. Random Complaint Generator's dishonest personal attacks convince me of only one thing: that mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for Random Complaint Generator. If we feel helpless, Random Complaint Generator is energized and ramps up its efforts to feed blind hatred.

Random Complaint Generator has a deep conviction that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Why is that relevant to this letter? Because it truly believes that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. It is just such incompetent megalomania, hotheaded egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Random Complaint Generator to make my worst nightmares come true. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Random Complaint Generator's deeds are Holy Writ. Admittedly, that's about as likely as Elvis materializing in my room tonight and singing Heartbreak Hotel. Still, the possibility does help one realize that I want to oppose evil wherever it rears its cruel head. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Why do we put up with Random Complaint Generator? I'll tell you the answer in a moment. But first, let me just say that the irony is that Random Complaint Generator's most execrable crusades are also its most humorless. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent."

I plan to work within the system to persuade my fellow citizens that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, can't let Random Complaint Generator threaten, degrade, poison, bulldoze, and kill this world of ours, not because I lack the courage for more drastic steps, but because I have to wonder where it got the idea that it is my view that the moon is made of green cheese. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is. This seems so obvious, I am amazed there is even any discussion about it. To tolerate Random Complaint Generator's inimical, mentally deficient perversions simply because they're not packaged and sold as snivelling is to suborn raucous, meddlesome guttersnipes to preach hatred. Anyone who follows today's debates on metagrobolism and, by happenstance, is also familiar with Random Complaint Generator's impulsive initiatives, is struck by that old truism: Random Complaint Generator's roorbacks are continually evolving into more and more domineering incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how Random Complaint Generator might galvanize a neurotic hysteria, a large-scale version of the lackadaisical mentality that can cause one-sided flimflams to be entered into historical fact, sooner than you think. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome?

If you don't think that a lot of people may end up getting hurt before the final spasm of Random Complaint Generator's rage is played out, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Random Complaint Generator's conduct can be described as less than perfect. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that I don't enjoy its bawdy sense of humor. And second, there is no doubt that it will use organized violence to suppress opposition eventually. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that Random Complaint Generator may reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals right after it reads this letter. Let it. When you least expect it, I will maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting Random Complaint Generator.

This is not to say that inequality does not beget equality. It is merely to point out that corporatism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Random Complaint Generator's favorite; it makes it easy for it to dress up its profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. Though I don't doubt the depth of Random Complaint Generator's sentiments, it's rather the form of its expressions that I find both laughable and birdbrained. What is often overlooked, however, is that Random Complaint Generator's underlings all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way it keeps them loyal to it is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them.

To initiate a reign of footling terror has never been something that I wanted to do. Never. The gloss that Random Complaint Generator's fans put on Random Complaint Generator's homilies unfortunately does little to act honorably. Our attempts to protect our peace, privacy, and safety have so far served only as a divertissement for Random Complaint Generator and its allies. This means, in particular, that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that if you read Random Complaint Generator's writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that children should belong to the state. But if you read its writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that if it thinks that it can make me drop to my knees and beg for mercy, then it's barking up the wrong tree.

What may seem insignificant or humorous to Random Complaint Generator is often hurtful and confusing to others. Of course, it's not quite that simple. Random Complaint Generator's zingers manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: fill the air with recrimination and rancor. Phase two: show us a gross miscarriage of common judgment. While Random Complaint Generator is undoubtedly entitled to ignore good advice from intelligent people, it claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to advocate its precepts amid a hue and cry as disaffected as it is bookish. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Random Complaint Generator's deputies. The truth is that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke Random Complaint Generator for trying to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy its lie that the ideas of "freedom" and "plagiarism" are Siamese twins). While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, it's not the boogeyman that our children need to worry about. It's Random Complaint Generator. Not only is Random Complaint Generator more scornful and more detestable than any envisaged boogeyman or bugbear, but by allowing Random Complaint Generator to subordinate all spheres of society to an ideological vision of organic community, we are allowing it to play puppet master.

Plan to join Random Complaint Generator's camp? Be sure to check your conscience at the door. Unless we overcome the obstacles that people like Random Complaint Generator establish, our whole social structure will gradually disintegrate and crumble into ruins. It is painful to write such truisms, but Random Complaint Generator believes that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. I would like to register my strong objection to Random Complaint Generator's jeremiads. Yes, I could add that the common denominator of all of its screeds is that they seek to allow federally funded research to mushroom into a sick, grossly inefficient system, hampered by vile antagonists and combative trolls, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that the real question here is not, "Whatever happened to community standards?". The real question is rather, "What accounts for Random Complaint Generator's prodigious criminality and dissipation?" As you no doubt realize, that's a particulary timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago, I heard someone express the opinion that I have frequently criticized Random Complaint Generator's unspoken plan to rifle, pillage, plunder, and loot. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of credentialism, onanism, child molestation, and halitosis. Random Complaint Generator hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that Random Complaint Generator's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it.

I frequently talk about how Random Complaint Generator's writings exhibit a disregard, not merely for style, but for the truth. I would drop the subject, except that what it is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly hateful activity. Incidentally, Random Complaint Generator and its dupes are brain-damaged troglodytes. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis. You know what I mean? In the end, we have to ask, "To what lengths will Random Complaint Generator go to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on libidinous antipluralism?" To help answer that question I will offer a single anecdote. A few weeks ago, I overheard some unpatriotic, depraved gutter-dweller tell everyone who passed by that violence and prejudice are funny. Astounded, I asked this person if he realized that Random Complaint Generator's prognoses are a masterpiece of paltry, cankered feudalism. Not only was his answer "no" but it was also news to him that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less crass than Random Complaint Generator. Random Complaint Generator's insinuations are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? While I don't know the answer to that particular question, I do know that the problem with Random Complaint Generator is not that it's uncouth. It's that it wants to teach grotesque concepts to children.

Whether or not Random Complaint Generator should leave a large part of this country's workforce dislocated and disillusioned ought to be a simple question, far beyond the realm of debate. However, we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Random Complaint Generator's resentful whinges, and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who muzzle Random Complaint Generator's critics.) Random Complaint Generator would have us believe that its army of morally crippled scofflaws is looking out for our best interests. Yeah, right. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me step back and consider the problem of Random Complaint Generator's expostulations in the larger picture of popular culture imagery, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

AIRPORT EXTREME (hahahahahahahahah--its a wireless internet router big fkin deal)
AIRPORT EXPRESS (hehehehahahahah)
FINAL CUT "PRO" (whoopee can I be a pro? hahahahah--an editing program for low-buck movie makers and college students)
SUPERDRIVE (whoopppeeee!!! it burns DVD's---welcome to 2003)
MAC BOOK PRO (opposed to MacBook Amateur? hahahaha)
MAC PRO (omigosh!!!! a tower, what a concept and its a pro, too! hahahahah)

Apple just should get rid of Jobs. His silly team of cutting-edge middle aged marketers
and their stupid namesakes and their proprietary motherboards....

Bring in someone who will be a better competitor to Windows, sell motherboards, license the
Apple software to Webcam, DVD-R, etc. Make Apple more buyer-friendly not just user-friendly,
Give free OS Upgrades until they make a new platform instead of gouging the MAC ZOMBIES into
buying Panther, Tiger, Mouse, Tiger, Monkey, Donkey, etc....

Steve did his part with the iPod, now let him go and give someone else a chance to compete with
Windows. This is a challenging economy! Boooo!!! We don't need over-priced computers.
Ever see families on strict budgets buying a MAC? Nope. Give them a chance to experience a Mac
instead of excluding them and alienating them with all the Mac proprietary options that cost
more than they can afford. Then instead of 5% of the world using Mac, it can go up to at least 25%.

Just for the record, you can't make fun of names if you say fkin. If ANY abbreviation its fcking (or fuckin), but honestly, just say fucking. :-)

AIRPORT EXTREME (hahahahahahahahah--its a wireless internet router big fkin deal)
AIRPORT EXPRESS (hehehehahahahah)
FINAL CUT "PRO" (whoopee can I be a pro? hahahahah--an editing program for low-buck movie makers and college students)
SUPERDRIVE (whoopppeeee!!! it burns DVD's---welcome to 2003)
MAC BOOK PRO (opposed to MacBook Amateur? hahahaha)
MAC PRO (omigosh!!!! a tower, what a concept and its a pro, too! hahahahah)

Apple just should get rid of Jobs. His silly team of cutting-edge middle aged marketers
and their stupid namesakes and their proprietary motherboards....

Bring in someone who will be a better competitor to Windows, sell motherboards, license the
Apple software to Webcam, DVD-R, etc. Make Apple more buyer-friendly not just user-friendly,
Give free OS Upgrades until they make a new platform instead of gouging the MAC ZOMBIES into
buying Panther, Tiger, Mouse, Tiger, Monkey, Donkey, etc....

Steve did his part with the iPod, now let him go and give someone else a chance to compete with
Windows. This is a challenging economy! Boooo!!! We don't need over-priced computers.
Ever see families on strict budgets buying a MAC? Nope. Give them a chance to experience a Mac
instead of excluding them and alienating them with all the Mac proprietary options that cost
more than they can afford. Then instead of 5% of the world using Mac, it can go up to at least 25%.

Your post, especially the first part of it makes absolutely no sense.

Airport Extreme-Much better name then a Manufacturer Name and some random model number code
Airport Express- What do you have against this?
Final Cut Pro- Final Cut Pro and Final Cut Studio Suite is used by a number of Movie and TV studios
Superdrive- Just the name of a Disc Drive....
Macbook Pro-as Opposed to Macbook
Mac Pro- Not a consumer Desktop, aimed at the High End Professional Workstation Market

Steve Jobs co-founded Apple, as I'm sure you know, and is the reason Apple is doing so well right now. Before he returned to Apple, the company was about to drop dead.

Steve did more then just the iPod, he's also the reason behind Mac OS X. Not only with the original Mac OS in the Macintosh, but later when they rewrote Mac OS on a UNIX foundation, and is now essentially a fusion between NeXTstep and Mac OS.

The computers are not over priced, the only reason someone would think this would be because they don't offer a low end piece of S*** for Hardware marked off at the low low price of $1. The argument of Macs being too expensive has been shredded already, and will continue to be shredded every time someone brings up this argument because it makes no sense.

The way people compare Apple's market to the rest of the market is also the wrong way to compare it. They just look at the 2 Operating Systems and say Windows is 95% of the market. What they fail to realize is that Microsoft is not Apple's biggest competitor, but Dell and HP are. Apple is a hardware company, and Windows is the wrong OS for their Hardware.

c'mon now, those are silly names. if Toyota came out with the PRIUS and called it a "supermotor"
rest assured, Honda would laugh because they intro'd the hybrid before them. The superdrive moniker is silly. And you didnt address the Mac for the average budget-conscious family. Also there are more PC brands out there than HP and Dell. I know Steve Job's bio, its time to let him go\

c'mon now, those are silly names. if Toyota came out with the PRIUS and called it a "supermotor"
rest assured, Honda would laugh because they intro'd the hybrid before them. The superdrive moniker is silly. And you didnt address the Mac for the average budget-conscious family. Also there are more PC brands out there than HP and Dell. I know Steve Job's bio, its time to let him go\

iMac---keep it but start them at $599 w/ Intel D
Mac Book---keep it but start them at $399 w/ Celeron Processors
Mac Book Pro----call them PowerBooks again and start them at $599 w/ Intel D
Mac Mini---keep it but start them at $299 w/ Intel D
Mac Pro-----call them G5 start them at $299 w/ Intel D
Airport Extreme----iport
Superdrive----DVD-RW
Final Cut Pro 5-----Final Cut