Krang's tentacles weren't even put to good use for fuck's sake.posted by Space Coyote at 7:31 PM on February 16, 2004

As a writer of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle slash fiction, several aspects of this film offend me. The storyline was nonexistent and the dialogue pathetic. At the very least they could have had Michelangelo play a pizza delivery man. Other than that, to the creators credit, the sex scenes were all pretty hot!

*SPOILER AHEAD*
I did like the scene where the guy ejaculates mutagen on his belly and turns into a giant penis because that was the last thing he had contact with. Very clever.posted by crank at 7:47 PM on February 16, 2004

Cowabunga! (where can I buy my wife some pants like April's?)posted by ColdChef at 8:23 PM on February 16, 2004

Without this link, we would never have had crank's comment.

For that, and that alone, this link has done its duty for the free world.

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