Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.

Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.Kristina: That ain't it.Adam: Wow. This is just awful.Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.Adam: Did you get me this?Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.

Crosby: On the topic of your hipness, do you think on Friday you can go untucked, maybe drop a button or so. Just hip it up a little.Adam: Hip it up.Crosby: Well, you don't want to go in there looking like a tax auditor.