9972 Thou shalt not tell thine server that thoust are ready to order then ask others at the table to go ahead first so that thou can have ten more seconds to decide then take three more minutes to decide as the server waits.

9971 Thou shalt not allow thine children to create a greater mess in a restaurant than thou would allow at home. Should this happen the tip should be comiserate in accordance with the level of mess.

9970 Thou shalt not ask thy children what they want to drink 10 times when you won't let them have anything that they really want anyway. (Punishment for this crime shall be that your server will add copious amounts of sugar water to your childs drink and be readily available for frequent refills. Good luck getting your kids to bed tonight!)

9969 Thou shalt not treat the people who handle your food with disrespect.

9968 If thou are a Cop in a small to medium sized town, thou should not go out to eat EVER! Chances are that someone who works there has been arrested by you, and they will take vengance on you. Hell, other employees are likely to help them. (A great story goes along with this one)

9967 If thou are a dick to thine server, when thine credit card is returned to you, there is really no telling where it has been in the last five minutes. Perhaps you should go home and wash it.

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein