SJW Internet Lawyer Suing Turtleboy For Quoting Things She Wrote On Facebook

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Last night we blogged about the legendary beatdown that social justice warriors receiver at UMass from the panel of Christina Hoff Sommers, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Steven Crowder. If you haven’t watched it yet, seriously, stop what you’re doing and take the next 90 minutes off:

Could watch that a million times and never get tired of it. Anyway, one of the people who was shouting down those speakers as they attempted to state their opinions was a woman named Jennie Chenkin, who attends Hampshire College. Basically she was posting stuff like this all over The Triggerging’s event page:

LOL. Silly hippies. This is like the Nathan Pickens argument for angry feministos. Only a certain type of people are capable of being racist AND sexist. They even learned about it in their gender studies class and have a link to share with you.

Anyway, she wasn’t too happy that we posted this comment she made on Facebook on our previous blog:

“Cisheteropatriarchal.” Still amazed with how she came up with that word. Anyway, she apparently anointed herself a Facebook Internet lawyer and determined that screenshotting her public commentary violates copyright law:

This poor thing actually believes we need her consent to reproduce things she wrote on Facebook:

Love it. These people have zero shame making up these arbitrary rules and laws as they go along. They live in an imaginary world where you have to be nice to them all the time. Reality is not going to be their friend.

Anyway, we love Internet lawsuits and haven’t had one in a while. So we told her about this, and she said she’s adding it to her massive civil action:

Jennie isn’t messing around. You can’t quote things that she voluntarily put on a public Facebook group. Facebook is private, everyone knows that, especially lawyers. And Jennie has an Internet lawyer on retainer just for situations like this:

Yea, she definitely consulted with her attorney. Because people who were born in 1995 all have their lawyers on speed dial in case someone criticizes them by quoting something they wrote on the Internet.

Well we spoke with our team of Internet lawyers and they needed to get in contact with her Internet lawyers for full disclosure. When we asked her for their contact information we were informed that this was “harassment.”

Hippie logic: she has the right to call people racist and threaten with lawsuits, but when people respond to her this is “harassing her.” The sad part is she actually believes this. Because colleges are teaching these losers that they have a right to an imaginary safe space where people can’t criticize them. Sure, she could just walk away from the computer or stop responding, but she shouldn’t have to censor herself. Only people who disagree with her should be censored.

Yea, we’ll get right on that. Then someone came along and told her to calm down. She responded like a real adult:

Nuh-uh!!! Jennie started it!!!

Finally Jennie cut off communication on the advice of counsel:

Guess this will just have to be settled in Internet court!!! Maybe Gordon Davis can take her on as part of his massive $153,000 lawsuit against Turtleboy Sports INC, which of course is a company that does not exist. Then her and Gordy can share their war stories about that time Turtleboy used their own words and actions against them!!!

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You couldn’t be more hopelessly wrong. Alas, a big element of ignorance is a closed mind. Believe what you want to believe but remember that there is a difference between a belief and a fact. Don’t confuse the two.

Love your blog being a woosta kid. You are in the same position as Howard Stern. Who is The King of all Media. Turtle haters read as much if not more than the Riders. Hate it so much… Don’t read it. Same position Stern was in. Haters listened longer than the fans. Love your blog. Look forward to it daily. Tiurtle on an go Celts!

Bwahahahaha! It’s a one time fling. She’s mad about the article, and she would have had her boyfriend comment, but she hasn’t equipped her detachable shower head with voice command technology yet, hence, Michael.

Not to disrespect Mass law, but as an actual lawyer let me point out some things that are well known. First, hte elements of defamation include falsity, so a straight screenshot could not possibly pass muster as libel or defamation under NY Times v. Sullivan as it is, by definition, true. Commentary is also afforded blanket immunity from libel prosecution, criminal or civil. If your lawyer is out of diapers, your lawyer knows this. Second, as to copyright, quoting short snippets for purposes of commentary is known as fair use. It’s in all the legal dictionaries, and the law is well settled. As is the rule that a specious claim exposes a plaintiff to a counter-motion to recover attorney’s fees.

Jebus Tim, WTF you trying to do here??? It’s imperative you not use logic or fact on a particular portion of the public, it totally fucks up their heads. All we need is SJW even more messed up in the head.

Fuck it… I will just use my 2nd account that I torture friends and family with by sending double the amount of candy crush and WSOP game requests. The most info you will get out of that is a clear shot of my drunken lazy eye and frizzy hair.

Listen Mikey poo. You seem like you’re a little slow. Get out of here while you’re still in one piece. I’m not against fisting a man in his ass if he annoys me enough. I will wear every fucking ring I own, too.

Another precious little flower that needs her safe space. Jennie is just another example of how these little trolls become relevant by claiming they have been wronged in some way. Do any of these kids actually do any school work or are they just professional complainers??

I don’t know whether I should laugh or be insulted. Since I’m not a sissy, I will laugh. Don’t get too comfortable with your shenanigans, though…

P.S. I will be in court on Friday. If you can pick me out from the crowd I will buy you an overpriced omelette at the cafe across the street. Just promise not to talk too much. I enjoy company with minimal conversation. I got shit to do and need to run by 10:50am. No time for a chatty kathy on my life.