Welcome!

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The Phoenix area Hash House Harriers has kennels who meet every Monday, some Tuesdays, Wednesday, some Thursdays, most Saturdays, Full Moons, one Sunday per month, and other special days. All levels of runners and walkers are encouraged. You must be 21 years of age to hash with this group. If you are under 21 years of age or want a hash that you can do with your children, please visit the Zonie HHH page to find out when they hash.

How do you sign up? YOU DON’T! Just show up!
Look at the BIG ASS CALENDAR, see a day that works for you and come! That’s it!

Get some exercise and have a great time doing it. Bring your dog (sometimes)! Or cat (never)! We run, (between bars mostly), drink and generally have a silly time. If you are a hasher and want to hare a trail, contact the Hare Raiser for that particular hash.

Info on hashing: If you’ve never heard of us before, we are the people who put the “run” in drunk. We are a drinking club with a running problem. We are the ones who pass out beer at the 24th mile of marathons and yes, that was us you saw on TV having a great time and doing something silly. We drink, we run, it’s fun.

Hashers are a loosely organized (disorganized) group of half-minds who get together to run, drink, enjoy irreverence and have a good time. (Read more…)

Learn more about how hashing started, who we are and what we do by clicking here!

If you have any questions that the site doesn’t answer, or want to talk to one of us, click on contact us, send an email to webgeek@phoenixhhh.org for more info!

Time: Hares off at 6:45p, Pack away at 7:00pBring: Head(!)lamp, a whistle, low morals, even lower expectations, and a thirst for PBR

On-After: Gallagher's 3220 E Baseline Rd. Phoenix, AZ 85042

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Wrong Way #925 Presents: Annual Bobby Burns Hashlander Games

http://www.phoenixhhh.com

3:00 pm-6:00 pm

2018.02.03

Crossed Arrows Park

Bobby Burns is the poet laureate of Scotland, was a major drunk and a man whore, and his birthday gives us an excuse to throw on a kilt (for those of us who don't already), drink crappy scotch, and bastardize Scottish Highlander Games.

You MUST WEAR PLAID! It does not have to be a kilt. Plaid boxers are widely popular, as are plaid bathrobes. Or you could go full out and rent an entire costume!

MAKE SURE TO BRING A HEAD LAMP AND SOMETHING WARM TO WEAR FOR CIRCLE. WE WILL START WHEN IT'S LIGHT OUT, BUT WILL FINISH IN THE DARK.

HASH CASH: $10 for regular Phoenix beer, crappy scotch, and Traditional Scottish Food (no, not haggis) – something for the meat eaters, and something for the veg heads. This is in addition to your normally scheduled Wrong Way food.

For those who have attended in the past, please KEEP MUM about the SPECIAL SURPRISE!

Executive Decision: Bimbos cannot win any of the Hashlander Games* by showing their tits. But I'm sure the wankers would love you to still try.

BRING A HEADLAMP!

* These are rather like Scottish Highlander games, but with a hash twist. Don’t know what Scottish Highlander games are? Google it! Nothin’ like tossin’ a tree on a cold, rainy day….. And there are really shitty prizes!

Hash Cash: $5 or free if you've never hashed with Lost Boobs H3 before. Please arrive on time so that you can check in and pay hash cash. If you arrive late, please find Atticum or Calendar Girl at Chalk Talk or on trail and slip them a $5 with your name written on it.