by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A nerd was walking on campus one day when hisfriend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shinynew bicycle.The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where didyou get such a nice bike?"The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I waswalking along minding my own business when abeautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. Shethrew the bike to the ground, took off all herclothes and said, "Take what you want!'"The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."