I can believe no one's done this all ready! Ask questions about it, brag about it, lament about it when it's not happening... do it all here.

You can't polish a turd but you can worship at the throne of the healthy Oprah poop <3

I did three days worth of food in one poop this morning, it was outstanding! It pinched out flawlessly with minimum effort, no odour and was both resting on the back/bottom of the bowl and poking out of the water! O.O

I did three days worth of food in one poop this morning, it was outstanding! It pinched out flawlessly with minimum effort, no odour and was both resting on the back/bottom of the bowl and poking out of the water! O.O

that sounds beautiful! you are a poop artiste! there isn't much in this world that i love as much as a good poop. it's the best side effect of being vegan. i read the comments on a dr. oz article about the ideal s shaped poop and they were all like "i've never pooped like that! how is that even possible?" it truly makes me sad for those who think that a time consuming poopathon resulting in painful little pebbles is the norm.

I did three days worth of food in one poop this morning, it was outstanding! It pinched out flawlessly with minimum effort, no odour and was both resting on the back/bottom of the bowl and poking out of the water! O.O

I am sadly an irregular vegan. Which sucks because there is plenty of STUFF in there that needs to come out but its waiting anyway. So, I clog toilets a lot. Or at least I did in my last place, so maybe its the plumbing. But I've clogged in my new place once or twice.

Anyway, its not consistent. Its usually 2-3 days between pooping followed by a day and a half of many (like 4 maybe, usually only one is big) poops. I guess its better than the 5 days between pooping like I was prevegan.

I did the master cleanse once and afterward was actually awesome because I went daily for months! and of course Eat to Live was ALSO awesome for the pooping, because I was probably daily then too, and they were of excellent consistency.

Maybe this means I don't eat QUITE enough roughage for what my body needs, but its hard with sharing a fridge with 4 people now- there isn't really room for salads or greens (at least unfrozen green), so I don't get to eat them enough, but it wasn't much better even when I was eating them with more regularity. So, most of my veggies are denser now (carrots, onions, celery, broccoli, peppers etc). I'm thinking of going back on ETL when I move to Asheville though, since I will have access to cheaper mixed greens and other salad materials.

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I poop probably twice a day, sometimes thrice. I can tell when I've had too much soy, since my poop is not quite as bulky-lookin' and is accompanied with farts, so I try to eat more greens after the soy poops...

I guess its better than the 5 days between pooping like I was prevegan.

Yep, when I wasn't vegan I barely pooped and when I did it wasn't, you know, satisfying.

Now I go once a day and it's pretty awesome.

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When my co-workers found out I was vegan, one of them pulled me aside and asked, "Is it true that it, you know, bathroom stuff, is better as a vegan?" I said, "What are you asking me?" He said, "You know . . . regularity and stuff." I said, "Uh, yes." His response: "Yeah, I really need to try that sometime."

One of the weirdest conversations I've ever had at work.

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speaking of the bristol stool chart - we had a guest lecturer come to talk about oncology nutrition and she asked if anyone had seen the bristol stool chart before and I was the only person who raised my hand. thank god she didn't ask me where i'd seen it because I wouldn't have given her the expected answer like "when i was volunteering at the hospital..." nope, my answer would have been "oh you know, just looking at poop related things on the internet"

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