So far, Harlow's #watermelondress was on both Inside Edition and Kelly and Ryan Live. Mazzy was like, "Wait! What about MY watermelon dress???" She's right. The pink fringe cap sleeve is an excellent addition. Still think #babymeloning is the better hashtag!

Everybody is smiling and looking at camera! I just posted my latest travel vlog which follows our three day road trip in Central New York! It rained a lot but we still had tons of fun. Don't miss Harlow dancing like a robot and Mazzy talking "duck." I think this is my favorite travel video so far. YouTube link in bio!

She's getting her hair cut today. I was going to leave work and meet her and our sitter there but I'm too swamped. It's the first time she's getting a cut without me. Fingers crossed they don't chop it all off or give her faux hawk!

If you don't already know, "a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios with milk" has replaced Harlow's waffle obsession. She asks for it every single morning, in those words exactly. If I were to say, "Harlow, do you want a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios?" She would say, "Yes, WITH MILK." Also, ever since Harlow and I made that video about how to make cereal (link in bio- FYI, the longer YouTube version is even better than the one I put on Insta), Harlow has been really into making her own breakfast in the morning. Her and Mazzy have even taken our cereal orders at night and then pre-set the table with our names written on the napkins. Then they instruct us to stay in bed until everything is ready. It's actually some of the few times we've been able to sit down to breakfast all together as a family at the dining room table. Thanks @cheerios for helping make the mornings easier this summer! #generalmillscereal #sponsored

3) If you are entered in the glare-off and somebody says that your baby looks evil— GREAT! You might win the contest! If you are entered in the glare-off and somebody says that your baby does not look evil— GREAT! You don't have an evil looking baby! You see what I'm getting at? There should be no hurt feelings.

For more specific rules, the glare-off schedule and the prizes for the winners, click here.

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If your child is competing in the glare-off, I recommend this one:

And if that isn't adorable enough, all blankets come packaged like a piece of butterscotch candy.

2) Predict the final four evil babies in the comment section below. Winner will be chosen randomly from the people who guess correctly.

3) This is not required BUT— please spread the word of the Evil Baby Glare-Off. Post a link on your facebook page, click "like" underneath the post, tweet about it, tell your dry cleaner, whatever. Just because that would be AWESOME, thank you.

All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday October 17th, along with the winner of the glare-off.

80 responses to “Evil Baby Glare-Off Tournament: ROUND 1”

I just posted why my Lil’ D is particularly evil with glare, for anyone who had doubts.
The competition is fierce and I cannot wait to see how it plays out.
The video and captions are hilarious, Illana.

The video is amazing and hilarious!!! I see a A LOT of seriously evil babies (Miles is cute as a button but his evil glare factor is off the charts!) good luck to all our evil babies, especially my evil Sydney who kept me up half the night, muahahahha

There is some pretty fierce competition in this glare-off! I’m going with Lila, Mark, Mikey & Isabel but I’ve got several others written down that might steal the whole thing (proof that I’ve spent way too much time considering this).

That little Kayla looks just like that woman from Throw Mama For the Train and The Goonies in that one picture. Which makes me laugh because she’s obviously a very adorable baby. But that expression? Priceless!
I have no idea who’ll be in the Final Four, but Lila better be one of them. Still the most evil of all the evil baby glares.

Hurray, it’s here at last! My Monday just picked up a little.
My picks: Lila, Mikey, Miles, and Jude.
And yeah, I cannot believe Miles doesn’t have more votes. He’s my pick to win it all. Adorable and FURIOUS all at once.

I put way more thought into this than I did into any March Madness brackets. Pretty sad considering there is no money involved. I like Lila, Porter, Miles and Molly for the final 4. There is something disturbing about little Lucie, but I think she’s less threatening since she doesn’t have teeth yet. I like you on facebook (Jason Rubio).

I think it all comes down to which child looks like they are glaring out of anger/bitterness/angst, rather than just happening to be caught experimenting with different facial expressions. Kinda wish I’d posted one of my daughter as she is the queen of the evil glare, but I never managed to get around to it. My blog would help you understand why: http://fourunder4plustwo.blogspot.com/?zx=59c0de771b3648b9

Some of these are soooo close. Looks like my newborn photo of Quinn is almost as evil as Grant, but not quite. I should tell you that Quinn is 7 months old now and significantly more evil now. Especially when you’re trying to wash his face and hands.

I just adore that mug Mark is giving. He is the cutest little man next to my boy of corse. I wish I could of entered him but he is always laughing & never glaring. Good luck 2 all the kids but I sill have Marks back. GO MARK!!!

There’s a new sculpture in Astor Place that broke my heart. It is called The Last Three. It’s 17 feet tall and represents the last three northern white rhinos on earth. Their names are Sudan, Nijan, and Fatu. Sudan is the last male. He is 45, which is the life expectancy for a rhino. His daughter is Nijan and his granddaughter is Fatu. Rhino horns are worth a ton of money so they are in constant threat of poachers. This public piece of art was created by artists Gillie and Marc with the hope of educating and inspiring others to care about the plight of the rhinos. It worked on me. Their aim is to collect 1 million goodbye messages on www.goodbyerhinos.org and put them towards a petition for approaching governments about eliminating the demand for rhino horns. Please like, comment and tag your friends to get this seen by as many people as possible and feel free to regram and share! 😥 #goodbyerhinos

New York is still freezing so instead of doing our usual ski trip in March, we decided to switch things up and go somewhere much warmer. Not sure when I’ll post on my feed, but you can follow along on my Instagram stories...🌴☀️🥝👙🦎⛱⛵️✈️🍹🤸‍♂️😎 #comingsoon

Sometimes I look at my Instagram account and think— man, this feed really needs some adults. Who is running this thing??? And because I know everyone is going to ask where @littlemissparty got her dress, I already asked. It’s vintage. She bought it when she was 19. Sucks for the rest of us! I got my shirt at Aritzia. Thanks for asking 🤣 Have you guys watched our Instagram lives together? I like doing it so much better with a friend! We are on a two week break because our schedules are all crazy but will do it again after that. What would you guys want us to talk about? Any questions for two NYC working moms???

Harlow has a very important message for everyone. Brought to you by Super Why, I think. Also, this impromptu performance was 100% because Harlow noticed me upping my intake of fruits and vegetables this week. 🍎🍌🥕💪🏻 #harlowunplugged #eathealthy

For those of you asking about my Detox, I’m on Day Four. It ends tomorrow. Thank god because I can’t even look at beets anymore. Biggest lesson is the same thing I learned and forgot last year when I did this. GREEN JUICE MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE ALIVE THAN COFFEE. Yes, I said that in all caps like a crazy person. Doing a detox does make you feel somewhat like a crazy person. I know detoxes aren’t for everyone but if you are interested, follow my friend @zengirlfitness for more details. She’s been leading a bunch of us through this all week 🥦💚🍵🍏🍋🍉🍐