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Arrested Development Season 1 Quotes

George, Sr.: Ban on organized sports?Buster: You know, how you wouldn't let me sign up for anything when I was a kid.George, Sr.: Is that what you've been thinking all these years? No, no, look, you were ... you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.Buster: Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that's what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.

Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?Lindsay: This? No, I've had this for years. I think it's a hand-me-down from Mom.Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

Tobias: I must warn you, Michael, she doesn't respond well to strict directives.Maeby: All right.Tobias: That was odd.Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. (Talking about the "Girls with Low Self-Esteem" tape) Is this what you want?Tobias: Oh, God, no.Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed. Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.

Patient: There's like this longing ... this pull. I mean, does that make me, you know, like, some kind of ... ?Young Maeby: Homosexual.Tobias: Maeby, please. She's right, though. You probably are a homosexual.

Michael: What? What's going on?Annyong: Ok. Mother want someone to go to my soccer game with. She don't want other soccer moms think that she is single mother. She old school.Michael: I liked it better when he just said "Annyong".