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Topic: tourist "season" is coming (Read 2511 times)

if you shoot rabits during rabit seasonif you shoot deer during deer seasonif you shoot squirels during squirel seasonwhy cant you shoot tourists during tourist seasonI realize they probably wouldnt taste very good and might not be a real trophy class game but pest control is a valid hunting reason isn't it?

Not that we have tourist around here, and not sure when season starts in this area, but I have seen tourist in other areas of the country. Just wouldn't know what to do with them after the shooting. Now I have seen some I would like to trap alive and take home. :D

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:rainbowflower: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. :rainbowflower:

That reminds me about a man, who hired a fine car and accelarated it to highway. Car tasted so fine that he kicked more speed. After a while he saw from back mirror police following him. He thought that what ever, lets show him!. But police hanged after the man. Man pulled over.

- Police!: "Hey man, why you drive so fast. And you tried to escape?" - Man was honest basicly and he told that car was so fine, that he just tryed, where it is good for.- OK! - Now it is friday afternoon and don't want to start paper works any more. If you invent some good explanation, you can go without penalty.

- The man thinked over a while and said: " A week ago my wife left me and moved to live with policeman. When I saw you after me, I frightened and I believed that now policeman was returning that woman".

Violacea

The people here wouldn't shoot to kill, but only injure. Tourist are never stopping, just passing through, the injury would hold them over, make them stay. You go touring through our neck of the woods, you don't come back. :shock: