Whether you love or loathe Ron Jeremy, mark your calendar for July 9, for that is the fated date of his arrival in Costa Mesa to promote a 7-year-old, Ron de Jeremy "Adult Rum".

There's also a spiced version of Ron crafted by Master Distiller Francisco Fernandez in Panama. The original is noted to have a long, robustly satisfying finish. If we write any further, we'll probably have to start charging.

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A contributing writer for OC Weekly, Anne Marie freelances for multiple online and print publications, and guest judges for culinary competitions. A Bay Area transplant, she graduated with a degree in Hospitality Management from Cal Poly Pomona. On Instagram and Pinterest as brekkiefan, and Snapchat as brekkie_fan.