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A little known fact about Miss Jean Louis is that she grew up without pets. Her parents disapproved of pretty much anything with fur as it would cause pestilence in the home. At that time, plagues and other now-eradicated diseases were prevalent.

Once on her own (and this did not take as many years as one would think), she initiated a grand search for the perfect companion, because she saw her hunt as one for a companion in crime and time, not a pet. But she did not want a companion of the ordinary animal type, she wanted something unique.

Would she find one in a box?
Would she find one with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
eek, not a mouse.
She would not own one here or there.
She would not own one anywhere.
She would not own an average pet.
She does not like them, Get it, yet?

She would not, could not have a pet.
Not in a zoo! She let them be.
She would not like them in a box.
She would not like them with a fox
She would not like them in a house
She would not like them with a mouse
She would not own them here or there.
She would not own them anywhere.
She would not own an average pet.
She does not like them, Get it, yet?

So her search continued over years, then decades. From one continent to another. Always on the search for the perfect companion. One unique and quirky. One that fulfilled her need for love and independence. And lo, she found them! Not one or two, but several – the Wooster, Fograt, Elopus, Dinomite, and Slangaroo. She has, however, through her experience with scavenging the world for a companion, learned a thing or two about scavenging. Thus, she is now somewhat content to harness her amazing power and funnel it through the interwebs to help all mankind, for one week, each year. GISHWHES!