Young Spurs Fan Faces Suspension for Shaving Matt Bonner into His Head

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Attention, Texas schoolchildren: shaving an image of a respectable person whom you greatly admire into your head will get you suspended from school.

At least that’s the punishment that young Patrick Gonzalez seems to be facing after he made the decision to pay tribute to San Antonio Spurs forward Matt Bonner in an unusual way. Gonzalez decided it would be cool to show support of his fellow ginger by shaving into the back of his head the image of Bonner shooting a three-pointer.

Unfortunately, the administrative personnel at Woodlake Hills Middle School didn’t feel the same way. Gonzalez didn’t even make it through first period before he was sent to the principal’s office. Due to a miscommunication with school officials, Gonzalez’s mother assumed it was OK for her son to do.

After the school’s negative reaction, Gonzalez will be shaving the image off of his head to avoid being suspended. He is not happy about it since he wanted to show his support and love for the Spurs.

So, kids, if you’re going to shave something into your head, don’t have it be a guy who was an All-American in college with a 4.0 GPA who also shot .457 percent from the field in 2010-2011.

You’re better of just going off with an offensive curse word or a phallic image.