I'm proud to say I've never gotten sucked into any installments of The Bachelor ... I did take a look at this weird feature on E! online, though. It pits Bob the Bachelor against British cartoon Bob the Builder in some sort of celebrity popularity contest. Without question, I prefer the latter.

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The American Music Awards air next month, in case you ached to know. Who could take home one of those crystal triangular thingies? Find out (and vote) right here.

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"I swear on my wife and my children's lives that I do not have Parkinsons. I am not covering anything up."