I’m no stranger to a real kinky fun time. I’ve been nasty to the core just as long as I can remember. In my opinion, the dirtier the sex, the better! And I truly have no limits! Absolutely nothing is too taboo for this dirty girl! It seems like these days, I’m always bringing men back to my place for Golden and Brown Shower Phone Sex! Come play in the bathroom with me… I’ve got a full bladder and I’d love to cover you in my pee. I get so turned on by the naughty men who love having steamy wet fun, especially when we take turns pissing all over each other. Honestly, one of my very favorite things to do during Golden Shower Phone Sex is to sit my pretty little pussy right down on your mouth and begin to tinkle right down your throat!

I want to get really dirty… that’s right, I want to shit all over you. You’re already under me, sucking my sweet golden nectar, I hope you’re ready for a real mouthful. I’m going to squeeze out hot poo for you to chew up and swallow, and you better be sure to lick my asshole clean when I’m done! You filthy fellow, don’t you worry… You’ll get your chance to shit all over me too! Give me a hot steamer right on my chest. Shit in between my titties and then slide your cock in it, right into my eager mouth!

Oh I had just the most amazing call the other day, would you believe that Granny shit on his daughter phone sex. It all started so innocent, chatting in chat about all things ass. Shit, poop etc. You get the picture. Then the real fun started when he called me. We watched some amazing looking asses as they took a few shits together on the internet. We discussed the thickness and the shades and every thing shit you can imagine. That was until I brought his daughter in the room. You see she needed some fun too and we were going to make daddy do it. I stuck my finger up my ass and made him lick the shit off it just to get him started. He loved the butterscotch pudding color and texture of my shit and just lapped it up. I shoved my finger right back up so I could finger paint a heart on his daughters belly. Oh when he started to fuck her he took her so deep. I ended up sitting/riding that pretty little face of hers. Oh that poor child, she did not realize just how much shit I had let in my tummy. I shit all over her face as her daddy came so deep in that little girl pussy! Oh he loved it when Granny shit on his daughter phone sex!

Are you game for some Dirty Toilet Play Phone Sex? I didn’t bother with chores today, so my toilet is extra filthy, grungy and smelly. Perfect for you to stick your head in for some nasty pussy eating action while I take a huge shiny shit. It will be loaded with brown sticks. Pretend it’s halloween and go bobbing for shit! You look so cute with your face smeared with brown. My ass needs to be sparkling clean. Bury your face in my wet, smelly ass and lick both my ass and pussy clean. Make it sparkle! Inhale my ass gas a get high off of the stench.Who knows; I may make you be my personal slave and make you clean my toilet with a toothbrush. Get down there and start scrubbing. Do a good job or you will be subjected to Mommy’s punishment. That’s a wrath you don’t want to feel! If you like getting down, dirty filthy and nasty, call for some Dirty Toilet Play Phone Sex!

And now, for clean mommies ass phone sex – and bring a date part two, my dutiful son has brought me a tasty raunchy dancer who craves the blow that I can provide her. And she will do everything that Mama Sage says. Everything. You are such a good son and I am sure that you already tested her affinity for chewing shit. Did you pound her ass and then make her lick the shit of your cock? I’ve seen you do that before with other bitches and it’s very hot. Mama Sage was so proud.

Will you just undress this bitch for me while I dice up a few lines for her. She’s a good girl, I can tell. I backhand her and she falls to her knees. You get behind her and shove your cock straight up her little tight ass and you wrap your arms around her to keep her still. I take my perfect, sexy ass and plant it directly on her lips. She screams and tries to yell in protest but that’s all the better as I start to push and a big hot wad of brown nuggets start pouring into her mouth. I pinch one off and turn around and scream at her, “BITCH! You do as I ask – understand me??” And I wrap my hand around her throat. You have her arms pinned down and your driving your Dick up her ass. As she is yelling, I can see chewed up shit all over her perfect white teeth. Jesus, does the bitch need some Molly or something? I turn around and make her comply by filling her mouth up with the rest of my lunch from a few hours back.

Oh honey! It’s so good to see you. I am glad that you visited me for Clean Mommies Ass Phone Sex – and bring a date Part One Who is this charming little creature. She keeps eyeing up at my Bernie lines I have on the mirror on the table. She’s little flaky. Another dancer perhaps? At least this one looks like a high-class hooker. She’s gonna need to get chalked up to follow what’s going on between you and I. Let’s give her a tour of the house shall we? It will be ending with candy in the master bedroom, both the flesh and powder kind.

You and I have a very unique relationship. Now, even when you were small I knew you were going to have a big cock. That’s why I couldn’t keep my hands off it. I taught you at a very early age how to please a woman, and granted, mommy has requirements that most women wouldn’t fathom. One night when I was feeling especially vindictive and had had several gin and tonics under my garter strap, I decided that you were going to be my little ass licker. I trained you early to get on your knees when you ate my pussy and I would allow you to jerk your dick as you did so. Tonight was going to be special. You’ve been very naughty and now my little deviant gets to lick ass. So you got on the floor behind me and I stood over top of you, dressed sexy in my thigh highs and garter, with no panties, my perky beautiful tits bare, long blonde hair falling down my shoulders in waves. You looked up at me like I was a goddess when I turned a little and looked down at you. I told you not to miss any of it! I am going to take a dump in your mouth, you little deviant, and you are going to love it!

Brown Shower Phone Sex is hot, messy and stinky fun. I love taking a shit on and in anything other than a white throne. I want to defecate in your mouth, in your face, on your chest, and even on your cock while you fuck my ass phone sex. Lick my ass and clean out that bacteria-laden chocolate pudding. Can you guess what I had for lunch? Eat my scat phone sex and enjoy my stinky shit. We can even turn the tables and you can make me your human toilet phone sex. Piss, shit, spit and cum on me. Use me up until I’m no longer fun. I’m your scat cum slut phone sex tramp tonight. Fuck my ass and make me do some nasty ass to mouth phone sex and let me return the favor with a strap on. I looking forward to getting really nasty with you. If nasty Brown Shower Phone Sex is your thing, give me a call!

I sometimes like to get really, really dirty; the only thing that is as filthy as I feel is Scat And Titty Fucking Phone Sex. I love getting brown shower phone sex all over my perky tits, then having a cock sandwiched between them. The proper term for this is a chili dog; my tits are the buns, your cock is the hot dog, and your hot stinky shit is the chili. It’s so fucking hot and nasty! When I see a cock covered in all that shit, it gets me in the mood for some nasty ass to mouth phone sex.Hot fresh shit on a cock tastes so good. What’s even better than a chili dog titty fuck? A brand new pearl necklace phone sex! Cum all over my shit covered tits and in my mouth. I love getting down and dirty like this. I know you will too! If you like scat and big titties, give Scat And Titty Fucking Phone Sex a try!

I love being a Bathroom Phone Sex Slut. We can do some really nasty things in the loo! Turn me into your toilet phone sex whore by making me suck your cock while you are taking a shiny, sticky shit. Make me lick you from your dirty ass to your big cum filled balls. My face is your toilet paper; wipe your ass on my nose and literally turn me into a brown nose! Maybe we can turn the tables and I can make you my toilet slave. While I’m taking a piss, lick my throbbing clit and make my pussy squirt phone sex. Open your mouth wide and eat Mommy’s stinky shit phone sex. Can you guess what I’ve had for lunch? Clean me up with your tongue and lick my shit and piss from my pussy and ass. Like I said, we can get really filthy in the bathroom! Make me your Bathroom Phone Sex Slut, or you can be mine!

Where oh where are all my Phone Sex Scat Man at? I know you are out there, prowling around, down deep in the trenches but I am calling you home. I know you are out there…I can smell you! Where is baby boy to take care of his mommy today? Mommy needs to get dirty and only you know how to make me feel the way I need to. Close your eyes baby girls it is about to get really nasty as filthy as it gets! That is your place young man right there by my ass to take it all in and allow enough left overs to be played with later! I want your dirty grub rubbed all over me in a erotic muddy massage! I cannot get enough of that musky oder you release just for me, and my soiled aroma has lured you out of the dooms and back home where you belong! That delicious bouquet, why I would know that smell anywhere, could that be my Phone Sex Scat Man!

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Because I am a nasty whore, I like GILF scat phonesex! When I first starting whoring – you knowm when dinosaurs roamed, lol – I was kind of suprised the first time somebody asked me to shit on them. But I thought – that money spends like guys who want to fuck. and I found out I got a kick out of it. It was so outragous. I still think that it is, to be honest.

But that is half the fun, you know? Having some upstanding member of the community slumming and paying me to shit on him. To open my cheeks up wide and make him beg for it. And when we have Gilf Scat Phonesex, it is going to be the same. Awesome.

But something many people don’t know – not everyone eats MY scat. Some like to eat their own. Some like to take mine and just play like with it like it is play dough. One guy wanted me to put on an apron and bake my shit into brownies for him.

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