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Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

> So, Ava, can you tell us about yourself now?

Your name is AVA SANCTA HORMARBOLA

Surely, you should be asking that question; after all, that's what your profession entails, you have MEDICAL CLEARANCES, mostly in PSYCHOLOGICAL THERAPY.
Most of this embodies itself into you being subtle, having SMALL TEETH and a horn hidden well behind your lucious hair, and yet having ways in which you are absolutely blatant, the make-up for a start.

Your living space is just BURSTING WITH LIFE, plants, insects, the occasional animal maybe, eating here is a piece of cake. Especially for your Lusus, a FROG, and a BIG ONE at that. Something has always stirred you about its eyes though, but every time you look at them, you lose concern.
Oh, YOUR OWN EYE? Well, you actually aren't so... wait... what were we talking about?
You can't seem to keep your mind focused on YOUR OWN EYE either, your OWN THERAPY has caused you to not only forget about it, but DRIFT YOUR THOUGHTS if you so much as try and think about it.

You don't have a weapon kind specified yet, pacifism has worked so far...

Your trolltag, as mentioned before, is avangelEdicate and you And you speak El Magnifico

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

As far as I know! Nobody official has said anything, we're just kind of talking among ourselves. There has been kind of a dense amount of RP in the last few pages, but I think as long as people can still tell this is a thread for both posting and talking about trolls as well as light RPing, and more intensive storylines get a new thread, everything will be fine.

On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob

Originally Posted by Jitka

fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate

that is my favorite hexametaphosphate

Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense

Originally Posted by Catbread

Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.

Originally Posted by ranasan

Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.

18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Soooo I am going to repost Altum Videtur's bio, because I have been steadily expanding and evolving it as I get to know the character, and it's buried at the end of the last thread. I still wish I had some more interesting interests... maybe ideas about music.

Your name is ALTUM VIDETUR and you are 9 sweeps old. You might be the HEIR OF VOICE in the LAND OF HILLS AND RAIN, if you ever get to play Sburb.

Your interests include being BASICALLLY A COMPLETE DOWNER, correcting people and FINDING FLAWS in plans and schemes. You love to BUG and FUSSS and MEDDDLE. Your fruitless SEARCH FOR PERFECTION makes you completely unbearable to most people. Since you were very small you've heard voices in your dreams telling you will DIE YOUNG and this has made you AWFULLLY UNAMBITIOUS and also given you KIND OF A COMPLEX. You collect MAPS AND GLOBES which you habitually deface. You know you shouldn't but ADDDICTION IS A POWERFUL ETC. You also have an AFFFECTION FOR ALLLITERATION and DOUBLE LETTTERS, which makes it hard to do your beloved CROSSSWORD PUZZZLES.

...damn it.

You have green blood and like most greenbloods you believe EVERYONE HAS AN IMPORTANT JOB TO DO. You are unusually empathetic and helpful for a troll, also pretty average for your place in the hemospectrum, but you can get PRETTTY PISSSY when people don't want to hear your CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. You think everyone should have a PLAN and you can be kind of a STIFFF.

You have a smallish FOUR-EYED FELINE LUSUS that is UTTTERLY USELESSS but you love her anyway. Because of this is you are SURPASSSINGLY SELF-SUFFFICIENT even for a troll. You have to grow and hunt your own food or find ways to buy it. You are CONSTANTLY EXPANDING your hive, which has ruined the ETERNAL ELEGANCE of your design. But if you want to eat it's NECESSSARY to keep growing as as you mine for PRECIOUS METALS and TREASURES you can sell in the TRANSACTIONAL HIVECLUSTERS that surround the WOODED MOUNTAIN VALLEY your hive is in. Or UNDER, really.

You are not very violent but when necessary you can whip out your CANEKIND strife specibus and bust some heads. You set your specibus back when you had a MESSSED-UP KNEEE which you eventually managed to repair with a cybernetic implant. You also have an ATLATL card in your stife portfolio which you use for hunting, unless it's a AXLOTL card. You're not really sure. You're not as good with it and it SUCKS IN MELEEE. Basically your REMOTE LOCATION makes your strife options LIMITED so you make do with what you've got.

Finding things in your BOOOKSHELF MODUS is pretty much a huge PAIN IN THE ASSS, as it constantly reorganizes itself ever since you lost the LIBRARIAN EXPANSION. You also have a BULK MODUS that is pretty much useless for anything less than A TON OF SHIT. You are more than usually interested in MATTTERS ARCHITECTURAL, even for a troll, and enjoy building COMPLEX STRUCTURES with your INTERLOCKING PLASTIC BLOCKS. Or FORTS, if no one is looking. You have a PREOCCCUPATION WITH SYMMMETRY, but you rarely succeed in indulging it. But you don't care about AESTHETICS at all, which is why your far-reaching hive is COMPLETELY SUBTERRRANEAN.

Your hive extends pretty far underground, with only a hatch on the surface marked with your SECRET SINISTER SYMBOL. Okay it's not that sinister but you like the alliteration and you really HAVE NO IDEA what it means. You doodle it all over the place anyway.

Your trolltag is jeremiadApprentice and your 7yping can be sligh7l yofff=.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Well I totally don't have the time to make a SONG-TROLL right now (I will later, with "In one ear" by Cage the Elephant) but I do have a new troll to post.

Your name is DEVIAK THEMOS, and you are completely normal.

You have many interests, but... okay, let's be honest, you've only got two interests.
You are batshit insane for COMPUTERS and SAMURAI MOVIES. In fact, you have reason to believe that you have a fair amount of skill with computers, serving as tech support for your entire respiteblock. Your interest in Samurai Movies is a bit more complex, as you see the Samurai as the ULTIMATE ROLEMODEL.

You aspire towards the HONORABLE IDEALS of the Troll Samurai. Respect the Hemospectrum, serve your lord well, and die an honorable death on the battlefield. Your strife specibus is set to the chosen weapon, the Katana, but in reality you CAN'T FIGHT WORTH SHIT. Rather disapointing.

Your trolltag is digitalSamurai and You m/m/ck the s|ash of a b|ade w/th each sentence.

Don'tkonw his land yet. Title is Keeper of Honor. his Strife Specibus is swordKind and his fetch modus is PIGGY BANK. He gets x 'points' when he captchalouges something, and has to pay, say, x+1 points to take it out. He dislikes it immensely. His lusus is a Giant Preying Mantis. He spars with it regularly, and as a result has a lot of scars.

Erisal has a praying mantis lusus too...
COINCIDENCE?!

...Yeah, probably.

ASDFJKL really?
Huh.

Originally Posted by Altum

One thing I missed on the first pass, iS--you have a little bit of terminology garble there. Respiteblock = bedroom. If you mean his hive is part of a larger apartment complex type thing and he tech supports for his neighbors, the term is hivestem. That's where Sollux lives, a big blocky cylinder with a bunch of hives stuck on it.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

>Be the bro.

You are now BROSKE JIRAYA.

You are a CHILL BRO. You don't lose your cool that often at all. The only times this happens are when people DISRESPECT your BEST BUD or your FLUSHED CRUSH. Then you flip the fuck out and wale on those ignorant idiots!

You are a MOSS-GREEN BLOOD, placed towards the middle of the hemospectrum. There honestly aren't that many with your blood. Anyone with your EXACT BLOOD COLOR has a DISCO-NINJA LUSUS. Yours is a frog. He's a pretty sweet bro.

You have been gifted with the power of AEROKINESIS, the ability to CONTROL WIND. You also tend to be good with MELEE COMBAT, with your specibus of 2XSMALLWEPKIND. If it's small and there's two of them, you can use it.

Your FETCH MODUS is MUSIC, where each card is assigned a GENRE OF MUSIC. To retrieve the item, you must hear music of that genre. Thankfully, your grubPod and Headphones make this VERY EASY TO USE.

You tend to be MOIRAILS with DAMN NEAR EVERYONE. If you become strong enough moirails with someone, you'll back them up in a fight, and eventually GET KO'D FOR THEM. This helps your 'Rails NOT DIE. Cause that'd suck.

In the Medium, you are the ALLY OF TIME in the LAND OF HURRICANES AND HOURGLASSES. Your consorts are GREEN PHEASANTS, and they are generally PRETTY DAMN POLITE, in their own way. By which you mean, they use STRANGE SWEARS THAT AREN'T OFFENSIVE AT ALL.

Your trollTag is windyShinobi and you Te~nd to e~xte~nd your e~'s in a winde~e~ fashion...~

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Ok, well, lemme see about this new troll here. >Introduce the flippy coolkid.
You glance up at this shitty picture of yourself you made. Gonna redo that ASAP.
Your name is CHARYB CRANUS. One day you just might be the HERO OF GALE in the LAND OF REFLECTION AND BRIDGES, if anybody warms up to you.
You tend to be rather ALOOF and UPTIGHT, but never resign yourself to the typical aquatic SNOBBINESS most high bloods like yourself have. In fact you tend to AVOID trolls with similar BLOOD COLORATION and consort with the LOWER CLASSES. You, of course, get OSTRACIZED for this, a lot. Your LUSUS is even ashamed of your ANTICS. When your LUSUS told you as much, you felt very UNHAPPY, and experienced a CHARACTER CHANGE, acting more cool and UNCARING. However, you are actually pretty SENSITIVE, something you hope other trolls don’t discover.

You don’t even know it, but you suffer from a terrible case of MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which A) keeps you from sleeping ever (and having a dreamself) and B) makes you find yourself in odd places at odd times. Your OTHER HALF is bats hit off-the-walls CRAZY, and likes to FROLICK AROUND wearing a SKULL MASK and KILL PEOPLE for fun. You don’t know any of this though, so when seemingly RANDOM PEOPLE try to kill you, you are quite CONFUSED. Generally you will BLACK OUT before switching personas.

You have HIGH PURPLE BLOOD, but nothing near throne-inheriting levels. Just enough, in fact, to put you underwater. You have a minor obsession with the HEMOSPECTRUM, but not the regular version. For whatever reason you’d prefer the UNDERBEASTS to get a chance at ruling, even if it means your removal from ROYALTY, which, luckily, you never really cared much for.

You have a few different SPECIBI, only one of which is any good underwater. Your SPEARKIND would be that one, which you are able to wield fast enough to go fishing with at least. Your MACEKIND you think is kind of pointless, because you don’t even have a MACE of any sort. You also have a DAGGERKIND card, which you hold on to maybe to give as a gift later. You found a very nice PEARL DAGGER along with the card in some UNDERWATER RUINS.

Your chumhandle is aquaticLobotomy and you (o,,,o) are a niSe guy, you are glubbing Shore of it and not (s)Kidding

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Well gosh darn. My picture up and failed on me. Rather good, you guys did NOT wanna see that 5 minute carp. I'm going to go doodle things, scan them, and put 'em up here. Anybody want their troll done while i'm on it?

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Originally Posted by uncannyUroboros

Well gosh darn. My picture up and failed on me. Rather good, you guys did NOT wanna see that 5 minute carp. I'm going to go doodle things, scan them, and put 'em up here. Anybody want their troll done while i'm on it?

Wha
was that troll based on Justin Beiber.
I am so confused. ;__;

I'd ask you to draw digitalSamurai but you are already doing stuff for me, so nah.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

What are some defining characteristics of your troll? Usually when I name a character, I pick a name that has some kind of meaning. The rest of the time, I just pick something that sounds cool.

Sometimes I go to google translate, and what words I get out of that I mash up until it sounds like a good name.
Other times it ends up being completely straight up, I'm sure a good deal of you know about Fuego, right?
Yeah, speaks for itself.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

What are some defining characteristics of your troll? Usually when I name a character, I pick a name that has some kind of meaning. The rest of the time, I just pick something that sounds cool.

Well, She is Exceedingly Friendly, and she spawned in my mind as an adorable, rather small troll, who befriends most people...However...The catch happens to be that she Came into my mind When I listened to this, Be My Friend and Thus, It became her theme, and the basis for her. I'm working out the details as I go along.

What I have so far: Doesn't Really have a hive, and Her Recuperacoon was destroyed at a very early age, causing her to not have the comfort of sleeping in sopher slime like most other trolls, however, because it happened so early, she grew up with it, and actually became very cheerful, charismatic, and friendly. However, the sideeffects of this still present themselves occasionally. I have yet to come up with a fitting strife specubi or a Lusus, but that will come later. As such she usually wanders around Alternia, meeting new trolls on her travels.

Last edited by FlyingFrogSlash; 02-02-2011 at 05:13 PM.

Guess I'mma Spoiler Everything :T

Your TrollHandle is aerialEspionage. You have a Habit of Capitalizing Random words. You might just Be a little UnstableRejectile Vomit: The Greatest Way To Deny Someone A RequestMy Trolls