"I see your Richmond River Rat and raise you an infinite amount..."
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"Preposterous! Nothing can beat my River Rat fool!" ___
"This can! ~ Upon laying down the Richmond River Bat, a deafening silence overtakes the match before revealing the Bat has an attack of over NINE THOUSAND!!!!" ___
...or something like that. Seriously though, this new patch designed by @kieberfever is our crown jewel! Rep your love for River Chilling come dusk time whether in Richmond or on other rocky shores; may the bat be with you.