Without bringing too many negative vibes to what must be a super cool Bondi workplace, we the undersigned would like to respectfully ask the staff at Nirvana Beach Liquor to serve customers rather than just do cool stuff, like eat homemade avocado sandwiches.

As committed and incredibly talented Bondi hipsters, we understand that doing really boring stuff, like having both staff using both cash registers during the busy periods, must be totes unimportant to you dude. But for those of us who just want to buy a beer on our way home from the beach it is mind-bendingly annoying to stand in a long line of thirsty customers while one half of the customer service team squeezes lemon onto thin slices of avocado spread on ironically working class white bread.

It's possible that our frustration is exaggerated by envy of your roguishly bohemian hairstyle and glassy-eyed optimism, but regardless, we the undersigned respectfully request that you do us a favour, and sell us beer.