i always feel like

somebodys watching me gentle readers. why would you feel like that su? well, aside from my normal paranoia and rapid cycling bipolar and assorted fun stuff, perhaps i probably shouldnt have played with google earth and flown over camp david lmsao.

but su? why would that be a big deal? well, if you are of any age old enough to know what camp david is, its where the real prez is supposed to hang out with visiting dignitaries, vacation (not on our dime) and my memories of camp david go back to carter and if my memory is correct, he was there with aw crap, what was that jackasses pla leaders name? i see him in my memories movie screen with his robe – disgusting little fellow. but hey, i was a child then.

but still – what makes you so paranoid? <seg> weeelllll, since then ive noticed an unusual amount of “visitors” from washington dc. for the first week or so they traced back to somewhere new jersey but apparently they got wise to me figuring that out and blocked it. buuuuut, what they havent blocked out is the following which amuses the hell out of me (and this is just a sampling – they were here before 7/23) lol:

12-Aug-12 10:55:53 PM 198.228.200.16 http://sociallyunattractive.com iOS 5.1.1 Safari 419.4 United States District of Columbia Washington Wireless Data Service Provider Corporationhmm 4 visits on the 11th gentle readers. i wonder if they were bored that day.

and look – 3 visits yesterday. but at least this time its the same ip but let me check to see if its the same computer id. nope, its not

lol if anyone is interested in the information that i did not provide, just send me a comment and i’ll be happy to give it all over, operating system, ip addy, computer id number, system information – if i have it – its yours. thats what they get for pestering me, or trying to intimdiate me as i dont intimidate easily. all i did was play with google earth – go bug them for putting it in their system lmsao. you were that stupid for allowing it, not me. i didnt even go to ground view either, i just looked at a forest and thought hmm. so thats it, no big deal and than i thought, the gubbermints that stupid to allow it to be shown on google earth where everyone and their mother can find it? dumbasses. hmm i might try and find area 51 next.

but it was after that that i noticed a flurry of activity from dc. now even if your not paranoid it doesnt mean they’re not out to get you. and with the administration we have in place now, the emperor does not see (too stupid) and is not allowed (or deliberately doesnt see) to see that he has no clothes and nothing is over the line for them, ask eric holder *coughcantsayitcough*. but still – if you notice a long period of inactivity gentle readers, the black suburbans did their dirty deed – one that tom has been saying for a while now – jen, your going to piss someone off.. and i said honey, its what i do best., well next to pissing off my family lol. and if you see someone attempting to imitate my writing style, call them out on it!

there can only be one – and I am that Alpha Bitch! 😉

and i can not believe i am going to leave you with an 80’s tune, considering i hated the 80’s with all my being lol but it fits lol

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lol good thing im paranoid. i check blue for “bugs” on a weekly basis!

but so everyone knows, i only use these things to protect my blog from my psycopath stalker. the records will be used against her in court and with any luck, have her committed. no one deserves it like she does.

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