In her quest to become the ultimate black man bait, it has now been revealed that Kim Kardashian had lipo on her thighs then used the fat they sucked out to make her butt as comically huge as possible. But remember when she said she's only had botox even though her face has changed more than your girlfriend's mind? Oh, and remember the time she had an x-ray done to "prove" she didn't have butt implants? It worked, because as it turns out, fat doesn't show up in x-rays. Radar Online reports:

Kim Kardashian‘s famous buttocks has long been the subject of the Hollywood rumor mill. As folklore has it, the reality star’s famous derriere is the product of butt implants. Now, according to a new report, it’s emerged the 32-year-old mother-of-one is indeed surgically enhanced — just not typical implants. “Kim had lipo on her legs and the doctor moved the fat into her butt. That¹s why it didn¹t show up on the X-ray,” a source told The Making of Kim Kardashian, a new magazine from the editors of Life & Style. In 2011, bootylicious Kim and her sisters released an image of her at the doctor’s surgery in a bid to prove she was al natural. “I’m totally not against plastic surgery ” she said in an interview on Nightline. “I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the only thing that I’ve done.” Though Kim denied that her booty was enhanced, her ex-husband, Damon Thomas, has claimed her bankrolled extensive plastic surgery — including a boob job and liposuction. “She wanted to have that lifestyle,” he previously said. “She wanted to be what she ultimately became.” According to plastic surgeon Dr. Michelle Copeland, the evidence is apparent and her X-ray results are not conclusive proof.

I don't know what level of self-loathing you'd have to achieve to want to put your penis anywhere near Kim Kardashian's ass, but I guess it's probably one level away from banging a pot of mash potatoes. I'd rather my dick be used as firewood.