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Scandal: Subway footlongs really just 11 inches long?

Subway, the world’s largest fast food chain with 37,000 locations, is facing criticism after an Australian man posted a picture on the company’s Facebook page of one of its famous footlong sandwiches next to a tape measure that seems to show sub is just 11 inches.

More than 100,000 people have “liked” or commented on the photo, which has the caption “Subway pls respond.” Lookalike pictures have popped up elsewhere on Facebook. And The New York Post conducted an investigation that found four out of seven footlong sandwiches were shy of the 12 inches that makes a foot.

By Thursday afternoon, the picture was no longer visible on Subway’s Facebook page, which has 19.8 million fans.

A guy walks into a bar (original, ain’t it!) and sits down next to another guy. On the bar is a tiny man playing a piano. Amazed by this, the first guy asks where the other guy got such a thing.

“There’s a genie out back who’s granting wishes.”

The first guy immediately goes out back and finds the genie. He wishes for a million bucks. Immediately, the sky is filled with quacking noises. The guy looks up and sees more ducks than he can imagine flying overhead. Disgusted, he goes back inside.

“That genie must be hard of hearing! I asked him for a million bucks and I got a million ducks!”

The guy at the bar asks, “Did you think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?”

If you really want to be disappointed then compare the sandwich in the commercials to the sandwich you actually get.
One looks big and meaty and the other looks like it just escaped from a North Korean prison camp