Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Floating Debris Identified, Canadian Astronaut Blamed!

The unidentified debris that scuttled yesterday's space shuttle landing has been identified (see pic below), and Canadian astronaut Steve MacLean has been blamed for accidentally releasing the objects from the cargo buy during a recent space walk.

"I think it's unfair that I get the blame for this" stated MacLean "after all, it coulda been anybody...".

The agency's scientists also say that deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near the planet's south pole have shrunk for three summers in a row.

They say this is evidence to suggest climate change is in progress.

So there is Climate ChangeTM on Mars, and we all know that Bush and Harper and their neo-con hordes are the sole contributors to Global WarmingTM and Climate ChangeTM. I think this proves beyond unresonable doubt that W and Steve-O are in fact Martians. Well that and the antenae.