This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive
two. Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking,
you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a
safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this
is so that in future you may think of someone else other than yourself.
Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple-minded drivers
and you probably fit into one of those categories.

I sign off, wishing you an early transmission failure (on the freeway at
about 5.30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.