The fiends at Merck have concocted a new market for their deadly vaccine Gardasil, the Big Pharma Propaganda Bureau reports that the rise of head and neck cancers is attributed to the human papilloma virus (HPV) which the report claims is contracted through oral sex. Yes you read that right.

Although head and neck cancers are rare, they are more prevalent among younger men. Many head and neck cancer victims do not have risk factors such as smoking, chewing tobacco, or alcohol consumption, but of course, most do have Smart Phones, or cell phones tethered to their ears and most, if not all, probably, or would like to engage in oral sex.

Dr. Kerstin Stenson, a head and neck cancer surgeon and professor at Rush University notes:

“The head and neck cancers we have found in younger men with no known risk factors such as smoking are very frequently associated with the same HPV virus that causes cervical cancer in women. Men are more susceptible to these cancers because they don’t seem to have the same immune response as women and do not shed the virus like women do. There has been significant change in the last decade. Overall, head and neck cancers account for approximately 3 to 5 percent of all cancers, but what’s changed in the past decade is the HPV-associated oropharyngeal cancer. It has reached epidemic proportions.”

45,780 Americans will be diagnosed with cancer of the throat and mouth in 2015. 8,650 will die, killing roughly 1 person per hour, 24 hours per day.

The death rate for oral cancer is higher than that of cancers which we hear about routinely such as cervical cancer, Hodgkin’s lymphoma, laryngeal cancer, cancer of the testes, and endocrine system cancers such as thyroid.

If you expand the definition of oral and oropharyngeal cancers to include cancer of the larynx, the numbers of diagnosed cases grows to 54,000 and 13,500 deaths per year in the U.S. alone.

Worldwide the problem is much greater, with over 450,000 new cases being found each year

If this trend continues, the American Cancer Society claims the number of cases of HPV-positive throat, mouth, and tongue cancer will surpass the number of cervical cancer cases.

Of course the impact of the Gardasil vaccine on oral HPV infection and/or HPV associated cancer has not yet even been investigated.

In fact, it will take up to 30 years to see the effects of those vaccinated but be sure to get your shot.