But that one little secret, I just didn’t knowUntil 30 minutes later when I started to glowI felt funny, and I couldn’t stop laughing“How you like those latkes?” my friend kept askingBut I couldn’t really talk, I could only danceI was stuck in a Hanukkah cannabis tranceVisions of Macabees danced in my headWhen that one night of oil lasted eight nights insteadI was straight up trippin’ on the Hanukah miracleI was so damn high I felt practically biblicalI forgot about Christmas, Santa, elvesMy friend and I hugged, feeling proud of ourselvesWe were super Jews, Hanukkah junkiesThen my friend said, “Flow, I’ve got such bad munchies”

After eating the loaded latkes, everyone took hits off the glass menorah…

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