What?!? How is that not relative to a thread where contributors argh supposed to convey a jestful superiority over the other posted feats or dominance over a common threat towards all of Spaghedeity's faithful followers (bears/ninja/ipu)?↑↓

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

I woke up this morning to the sounds of a helicopter hovering around. Going outside to look, I saw a man with a gun running away. Deciding that he was being looked for, I ran after him in only a pair of boxers and a t-shirt, with nothing on my feet. Catching up with him, he turned and fired on me. Seeing what he was doing, I used my l33t skills in several martial arts to dodge his shot, which isn't easy when it's a sawn-off shotgun someone's firing. After he'd emptied both barrels, I ran towards him whilst making the mating call of a Woolly Mammoth, a sound that hasn't been heard on this planet for many thousands of years. This disoriented him enough for me to gain a hold on him. It was then that I realised he was trained as an elite ninja by a shadowy governmental organisation. The fight was epic, something on the scale of the battle of the Somme, but with just two people. After an hour of intense hand-to-hand combat, I finally managed to subdue him until the authorities arrived to take him away for re-training. I couldn't be given an award or officially thanked for it due to the sensitive nature of the issue, but I was pleased with a job well done.

(Ok, so the first sentence is real...)

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

After I had sex with a 25 playmates.................this weekend, (without condom of course)I devised a contraception with just one long strand of noodle, I made a 25 noose'd lasso,And in one swing, it ended up in all of their vags.

I said Praise FSM and yank'd on my end, pulling out all my stuff from inside of them.That caused the 15th orgasm for each of these fine women.

Yeah, I know... I've done a lot better before..But i'm on a vacation right now and I didn't want take home too much of work.

Disclaimer: Anything I say on topics of Politics, Economics, Pychology, History, really anything not concerned with the natural sciences and mathematics and especially topics concerning human behavior and/or thoughts, that is not associated with a proper reference is pure speculation on my part.

I can type with verbs that agree with the singularity or plurality of the nouns in my sentence.

(But then English is my first language...)

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.