You know how guys tend to fantasize that girls slumber parties are basically comprised of scenes from soft core lesbian porn? Well, most of you gentlemen will be disappointed to know that the average sleepover consists of nothing more than facials, hair braiding, making s'mores and watching movies. That's really about it. Sorry to disillusion anyone.

Here's what I imagine them saying:

The Girls

Akane: I've got the snacks, guys. Have you picked out a movie yet?

Videl: Not yet. I was thinking an action flick, though. Maybe Die Hard or a Samurai movie?

Kagome: What about a family film? I haven't seen Lady and the Tramp in a long time. Oh! What about Old Yeller?

Hinata: M-Maybe something scary...? I b-brought The Sixth Sense...

Orihime: I have Azumanga Daio! But maybe we should make s'mores first. They're really great when you dip them in this avocado/mud facial mask...

The Guys

Kon: WHAT?! Where's the lingerie? The pillow fights? WHY IS NO ONE KISSING?!

Happosai: Hmm...maybe they don't have anything sexy. I could always offer them something from my precious collection...

Master Roshi: My aerobics tapes are more exciting than this...

Miroku: I was informed that there would be maidens disrobing at this gathering. Have I been deceived?

Jiraiya: I can't use any of this for my new book...

This is actually a two part piece, so you'll have to see the second deviation to really get the joke. See the link below.

In Your Wildest Dreams (!!WARNING!! There's nothing particularly sexual about this pic, but the girls ARE dressed more provocatively. Not parent/worksafe.)

Good thing, that you didn't bring in Kirie Kojima and Kazuharu Fukuyama from Girls Bravo, or Tamaki and Haruhi from Ouran High School Host Club, or else it would be catastrophe. I could've mentioned Noboyuki Masaki from Tenchi Muyo, but I don't know any specific girl/woman, that he actually would be peeping on!

Hehe, thank you. I actually included a pervert from each featured series in the window, just to even things out. It's almost disturbing how I had no trouble finding a pervy character from every one of them