Tuesday, October 17, 2006

You're Fired

Or he should be.

Dennis Green has ended Kurt Warner's career and turned Matt Leinart into a loser. If there is a coach in the league who makes Art Shell seem confident and composed it is Dennis Green. There is no excuse for the way the Cardinals folded down the stretch. Yes. Players make plays. Neil Rackers missed a field goal. Edgerrin James had a costly fumble. But as the saying goes, you can’t fire the whole team.

But you can fire the coach.

This loss was inexcusable. Green has done nothing to change the culture of losing in Arizona and it has to stop. The Birds need to dismiss him right now and move on. Because that loss was painful.

Much more painful than the abortion that he forced his secretary to have in Minnesota.

Why do I have this irrational hate for Matt Leinart? He seems like a nice enough guy. I didn't approve of his holdout, but that's not so egregious that I should feel this way. I just really, really dislike the guy.

When Leinart was sacked from his blind side and fumbled last night, I looked up and saw that my clenched fist was high above my head, raised in celebration. What is wrong with me?

Well, he wasn't able to change the culture of losing in Minnesota, either. Changing cultures is tricky business. As the saying goes, you can take Dana Plato out of the gutter, but getting her out of the coffin is a different matter entirely.

LEINART, INSTEAD OF HOLDING OUT, SHOULD'VE PULLED A ELI MANNING AND NEVER SIGNED WITH THIS BUNCH OF LOSERS IN THE FIRST PLACE! SAD FOR LEINART. HE WILL BECOME THE NEXT ARCHIE MANNING... SAD.DENNIS GREEN'S ABORTED FETUS COULD'VE CALLED A BETTER GAME LAST NIGHT...

The Autumn Wind is a Hater!

The Hater Nation is back where it belongs. Turns out, we were too lazy to sellout. So unless somebody wants to give us $100K per year to tell McKenzie Phillips' jokes, we are probably going to be found here for a while.

Last and Ten Obvious Admissions We Would Like to See

10.Peter King admits it ... he really wants to sex up Brett Favre. And he wants to give Tom Brady a coffee enema.

9. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits that his face is as real as Joan Rivers' face.