Wake N’ Blog: Postman Gets Poopy On Postal Route

• A mailman has been suspended from his position with the U.S. Postal Service after he was photographed taking a dump in a person’s yard during his route. Don Derfler home watching his son when he witnessed the mailman dropping trou and relieving himself. “He started pulling his pants down and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures,” said Derfler. Added Derfler: “Nature calls at inopportune times.” But jeez, go back to your rig and find a gas station for crying out loud.” Indeed. That’s the straight s**t, my friend. [msnbc]

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