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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Zombie Zoo

You have to know my kids.

Yesterday I had to take a ½ day off of work so I could be home with the kids while the hubby could go to his Remicade treatment (he has Crohn’s). And since school doesn’t start until the 20th, I decided not to waste away the day.

Zoo here we come!

Now if you haven’t already figured me out… I have a very dark and twisted mind. Not the crazy, loony-bin, Hannibal kind of mind but one that wonders about future dystopian circumstances.

And my poor kinds – they are starting to become like me.

While walking through the African Veldt my 14 yr old son says: “What would you do if zombies came fumbling out of those weeds?”

Me: “I would probably head for those rocks over there or bookit to the van.”

My 12 yr old daughter says: “Is that before or after I pee my pants.”

We giggle a bit and I say “preferably during.”

12: “Why during?”

Me: “Sorry but I ain’t waiting for you to pee your pants to run from zombies.”