Just before New Year’s, Judith was perusing a newstand while waiting for a plane and, of course, what did she see but dozens of magazines with the same old tired headlines about how to lose weight as part of those infamous New Year’s resolutions. She got the bright idea of making up her versions of those headlines, and I thought WATRD’ers could have some fun doing that here.

As I don’t have many magazines lying around the house, and didn’t make it to any newsstands before sitting down to write this post, I thought I’d browse Twitter and see what outrageous tweets I could find and come up with my version of them. I’m not that clever but I figure if I set the bar pretty low, many of you will be inspired to jump over it by seeing what you can come up with. So here goes:

Original tweet: Curious about Shakeology???? Check out the money back guarantee. There’s no reason not to try it today!