Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they're seeing an influx of applications ... attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.

Imagine when you're 80, and you're bragging to your grandkids that you were a stripper in the Recession of 2009?

Grandma - "That's how I got this sweet tattoo. We called it a tramp stamp."Kids - "What is it, grandma?"Grandma - "It's Chinese, it means lamb of god."Kids - "It just looks like a raisin now."

That's what we need. Recession strippers who look like Doodle Bears.

For any of my stripper friends, or friends who will soon be strippers, or friends who I sometimes look at and wish they were strippers, check out Recession Economics For Strippers. Apparently, we're supposed to be haggling for lapdances?