Anyway, wishes are now fishes. The result of this is that the world is almost instantaneously buried under the fish from all the wishes of people everywhere. 6.5 billion people, at, let's say, 20 wishes, makes 130 billion fish.
On the plus side, nobody ever goes hungry again.

I wish Nintendo had put a bit more effort into the last Zelda. Feels like they even used the same darned source code.

They do. BUt then you get hooked on it and never come on the forum again. Then you never corrupt my wish, forcing me to find out myself. Everyone else then gangs up on you in heaven, including pooh's glue-bottomed cat which creates a paradox even you can't solve involving traditionalish witches and angels in parkas.

I wish i knew what would happen if i blow up all tp forum members including myself

Smilies are friends, not food. ..............Now You See It, Now You Don't..............Proud Copper Widow

You blow yourself up and go to he... uh... heaven. Unfortunately, your dedication to Discworld means you attract the attention of the God of Grammar with your nonsensical question, who, as a punishment, forces you to speak in past tense and in third person for the rest of your death.

It is. In fact it only glitches about once every five years. Unfortuantly this glich is so huge that your computer explodes exreamly violently, coting you with a vey fine meatal dust. You go out in the sun and get mobbed and trampled to death by twilght fangirls who thought you were a sparkley vampire.

I wish that I could breathe underwater

I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.

A complete fruits basket series now exists. unfortuanately, due to a flux in the trousers of time, Discworld doesn't. so you never joined this forum...and you never posted that question...so discwourld exists...so you posted the question...

I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.

You are given the entire Discworld series and told to read each book ten times over. Eventually you become obsessed to the point that you never return to these forums, and all the references you have learned are pointless and only serve to embarrass you in company when you make them subconsciously.

I wish I could alter the flow of time. (Want the holidays to last forever )

Gah, Ponder, I wish for that too. I really do.
But that's not how this thread works, sooo...

You know exactly what people are thinking. You are amazed at the possibilities of this, and enrol in a chess competition. You quickly rise through the ranks - being able to predict your opponent's every move - and eventually challenge Stefan Bashkir, a world chess champion. Naturally, you win, but drive him into a frustrated rage and he bludgeons you unconscious with a handy microphone boom.