Brett Favre wishes he didn't burn so many bridges

Kiln, Miss--Brett Favre is sitting at home, and it feels too strange to him because normally this time of year he is getting ready to play football in the NFL.

"I would love to get a job, but I can't get anyone to give me a good reference. I guess I shouldn't have been a dick to the Packers organization, because having them on my resume looks good. I tired using them, but a couple possible employers called the Packers and talked to Ted Thompson. He is still mad about me calling him gay." Brett Favre told ESPN's John 'Electric Slide' Clayton.

John Clayton mentioned to Favre that the Vikings or the Jets might give him a good reference.

"The Vikings are still mad at me for quitting on them last season, and plus it is the Vikings. Who wants that team on your resume? You know what the Jets think of me, they unleashed that sideline hottie on me and stabbed me in the back." Favre said.

Favre did tell John Clayton that he wouldn't mind going to a NFL team this year, as long as they don't have any women working for them that look like his wife.

"I could really use a job. I mean, if a team doesn't mind a guy that still thinks he can throw the deep ball, but only ends up throwing it to the other team--I'm their guy for the right price. Hell, I would work for free, if it means I can use them on my resume." Favre said.

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