Germany Is Treating Straight Acting Erik To Some Man Action

Hello from Germany! Erik, our "straight acting gay guy" and American college student now studying in Deutschland, is living in a house with 18 other people. Jesus. Some of his housemates are alpha male types — you know the ones, who reaffirm their masculinity by throwing around "faggot" as often as they say "brah." Kind of like that jerk Ryan. But it's not all bad news for Erik. He's found himself some local wienerschnitzel.