and the race of alien DJs who try to make sense of the last record in the universe.

Much like the assembly process of the Voyager Golden Record, there's a very quick deadline; also like the Record, we decided to seek input to our oligarchical curatorial process. In other words,

we'd like your help

to gather materials for this: sounds, samples, speech, and music that's related to the themes below. The sounds can be of any length. Our deadline is a few days before showtime

-- MAY 29 -- so all submissions must be specific, ready-to-use audio files

or links to them! Sorry, but we just don't have time to chase down vague leads on something you might have heard in some NPR radio piece a month ago. In thanks, we'll gladly credit you in whatever crediting the piece allows, and on