Archive for the ‘chong x’ Tag

It’s the weekend. While we take your mom out for some hot sexing you need some good tunes to distract yourself. You are a lazy fuck. You obviously couldn’t go on soundcloud yourself and start finding shit on your own. That would mean having to turn on your modem, dial up your ISP to connect to the internet and then waiting for 3 hours for one song to download because this is you computer:

Basically your life is terrible. Your mom gets fucked by bloggers and your computer is a phone with internet speeds from 1993. The least we can do is provide you with tunes. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

Damn son, where’d you find that sticker? Boom! Another fucker rockin Walmer swag. Who the fuck is this? Fucking babySTEPS. Have you checked out his soundcloud? There is some hot ass music up in that bitch. His remix of Heartbreak’s “Blaze Up” is fucking phenomenal. Basically you need it in your life. But enough chit-chat. What the fuck are we here for? To talk about feelings and shit? No. We’re here to fucking have some sick tunes so let’s go get that hot moombahton AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!

This just came to us this morning. Motherfucking Chong X just sent us this. This fucker follows up his progressive and envelope pushing Toritos EP with another trip to the boundaries of moombahton & other sounds of South America. The song Angry Aztec is deep and somehow makes one feel like they are in fucking Egypt but Egypt in South America. Frantic Factory is fucking cinematic as fuck and should be the soundtrack for the movie Hugo II: Dr Rapenstein. The title Track Danza Del Fuego makes throat singing catchy and is gonna be the standout track from this while Milagros is the song you listen to while you creep up on villagers in the jungle on a moonless night. Or maybe it’s a sexy song. Who knows? But enough of this fucking description. LET’S GO GRAB THAT EP AFTER THE JUMP!

Like this:

With this new onslaught of moombah, there is no other option except to pick up the pieces, gather up your belongings and make a new fucking life for yourself on the other side of the world. The worst part is, that you could never escape the pain. Moombahton started being played in that new place that you moved to. Your friends would be like “Let’s fucking go out and get drunk and do blow and shit.” You went out and they started playing fucking moombahton at the club. Instead of doing the blow the right way you would breath it out because you were all scared and shit. Your friends got fucking pissed. They punched your face. You lost teeth. Your dental bills increased. You became homeless. That was your life. You got raped. WHY DON’T WE GO LISTEN TO A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON AFTER THE JUMP!

So this right here is the New Wave of Moombahton comp from The Generation Bass & Mixmagazine. Moombahton is a very long and storied genre so it was fucking obvious that after all the old farts that started this genre have gone on to bigger better things it was important to give a platform for the youthful new producers that have now begun to gain prominence in the historic genre and are helping to renew it and keep it fucking fresh. Whatever one thinks about the fucking reasoning, the compilation rocks harder than your mom gets rocked every night. And then harder than that. Some of these motherfuckers are turning into stars in their own right. If you don’t grab all these tracks then really you don’t like moombahton and if you don’t like moombahton then you don’t like life and if you don’t like life then kill yourself. To avoid ending your life prematurely you need to get this. They got fuckers like our Toronto boy Paul David on this shit, Kid Cedek, 2Deep, Chong X, STLKRFXXX, babySTEPS, Freaky Philip, Cabo Blanco and so many other assholes.

So take the razor blades off your arms and GO GRAB THIS COMP AFTER THE JUMP! LINK, TRACKLIST, AND SOME SOUNDCLOUD STREAMS ALL THERE FOR YOU CUNT MUNCHERS!

Separated at birth? Haha! Anyway, we got some hot shit in store for you either today or tomorrow but in the meantime we got more music for your stupid asses. We always need to be shoveling out music like a bunch of labourers in a salt mine. GIVE US FUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS! Anyway. Let’s get the is music party started. Enough fucking chit chat. We honestly don’t give a fuck about your wife and kids and if you don’t have kids we don’t give a fuck about your sperm or uterus. This is not the Walmer Convenience Family Blog of Putting Up Pictures My Kids Drew On The Fridge or WCFBPMDOTF. GO GET SOME NEW SHIT AFTER THE JUMP CUNT BRAINS!

Hey bros! Do you have any blow? It’s me again, John C Reilly. I’m just was looking to score blow but also just wanted to tell you about fucking moombahton music and how I listen to it on my free time. I know I look like Colonel Sanders. I’m playing fucking Colonel Sanders in the movie about his fucking life. Yeah, it’s big. But the thing is, I need blow to play him. I need blow and then I do it and I listen to moombahton and then I “become” Colonel Sanders. His mind was like blow and moombahton mixed. That’s how he came up with the secret recipe for fried chicken that everyone wanted to eat like assholes. I was hanging out with Emilio Estevez on the weekend and he had great blow. He always had great blow. We always have good times out on the town me and him. You guys should come too. You know what, I’m just gonna fucking call Emilio. Forget the blow. I’m just gonna get it from him. Here take this moombahton though. GO GRAB A SHITLOAD OF MOOMBAHTON TRACKS AFTER THE JUMP CUNTS!

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