Singer: Don't be cynical, be kind, work hard, attack. Cause I, I'm Asian Conan. Bad guys they fear him and all of the ladies they love him. Open up your Facebook to read his words of wisdom. Show everybody his round kick he'll crack your forearm in half man. If you're down in Coco then let me hear you say oh yeah. Come and get it. Come and get it.

Asian Conan: I hate cynicism. It's time to pay.

Background Singers: Come and get it now.

Singer: Asian Conan his terror is turning all red by the second.

Background Singers: Come get it now.

Singer: And once his jacket's off you know there's no turning back. Spike let's see 360. Bad guys they fear him and all of the ladies they love him. Follow him on Twitter absorb his words of wisdom. He's like all of us, one [inaudible] battle. If you're down in Coco then let me hear you say oh yeah. Come get it. Come get it. Be epic in all aspects of your life, let your truth be heard.

Mafioso Guy: Every late night talk show host lives beyond the law. Only one follows a code.

Background Singers: Wh- what's the-what's the password? Whoa! Whoa!

Mafioso Guy: Don't be cynical.

Background Singers: Whoa! Whoa!

Mafioso Guy: Be kind.

Background Singers: Whoa! Whoa!

Mafioso Guy: Work hard.

Background Singers: Come get it now.

Mafioso Guy: Those who don't obey will be subjected to furious hands and feet of Asian Conan!

Asian Conan: I don't fight because I like it. I fight because I have to.

Singer: Bad guys they fear him, and all of the ladies they love him. Open up your Facebook to feel his words of wisdom. Show everybody his round kick he'll crack your forearm in half man. If you're down in Coco then let me hear you say, bad guys they fear him and all of the ladies they love him follow him on Twitter absorb his words of wisdom.