Lectured by a farmer

Rihanna was in Northern Ireland yesterday shooting a video in a field. A
farmer had previously given permission for production to happen on his
property. Then the farmer saw Rihanna in a bandanna bra rubbing her tits
together. At one point, and there are pap photos of it, RiRi actually
took the top off and was jumping around. I am not buying those photos
but if you care enough to see them, it won’t be hard to find.

The
farmer wasn’t amused. So he got in his truck and drove over to the set
in his tractor (!!!) and delivered a lecture. Alan Graham told the BBC
that:

"I have an ethos and I felt it was inappropriate. I
requested them to stop and they did. I wish no ill will against Rihanna
and her friends. Perhaps they could acquaint themselves with a greater
God."

He and Ri shook hands when she left and now she’s shooting somewhere else.

How do you think old Alan would feel about Toddlers & Tiaras?

As
for Rihanna - I don’t really give a sh-t that she’s trying to be sexy,
or whatever. For me it’s how often she tries to be sexy. Like, what else
is in your playbook???