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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Cover Reveal for Fish Out of Water and Happy Hump Day

Happy Hump Day

I do have some hump day funnies for you, but first...

Check out this cover for the latest Guppy anthology:

Fish Out of Water.

The Guppies, if you don't know, are an online chapter of Sisters in Crime. Fish out of Water is the fourth Guppy Anthology and, if the previous books are any indication, it's going to be packed with great stories.

Oh, did I mention that includes my own "Of Roosters and Men."

Fish Out of Water is scheduled for release in early April. I'll post more information as it becomes available.

Now for a hump day funny...

Three friends from the local congregation
were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation
members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would
like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a
great family man."

Eugene said, "I would like them to say
I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in
people's lives."

Smith
climbs to the top of Mt.
Sinai to get close enough
to talk to God.Looking
up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"The
Lord replies, "A minute."Smith
asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"The
Lord replies, "A penny."Smith
asks, "Can I have a penny?"The
Lord replies, "In a minute."

I can't help it. I liked that one.

Here's a quick head-scratcher for you.

While you ponder that, here's your "aw".

Just a little Mama love.

That's all for today. Do you like the cover? Laugh at the funnies? "Aw" at the...um,"aw"?

29 comments:

The Guppy Anthology has a great cover. So glad you're a part of it and a part of Still Me ... After All These Years. Loved the funnies today, will especially have to remember the last one. The photo is priceless!

You've been both busy and fruitful, Linda. Both strong covers. I liked especially the 'last words' funny. The moving bit struck home. Why? I had just finished reading an article on how in quite a few cases the human mind shows brain activity an hour or so after the heart has stopped beating. What can I say? Don't creamate me too quickly 😬

I saw the cover of the new anthology on Twitter and really liked it! So creepy but humorous. Huge congrats that you have your story in there! The funnies made me laugh, including the final bird seed one. Have a great week (what's left of it)! :)

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