What I learned from Eight Legged Freaks:- Apparently, people can enter locked buildings, especially when we can clearly see the door being locked.- Some windows make no sounds when breaking.- Giant spiders love eating parrots, cats, ostriches, dogs, and the occasional mounted moose head.- It's very rational to enter giant holes in the walls of your basement, especially after hearing something whimpering in it.- Spiders bleed green goo.- Giant spiders are strong enough to pull car doors off.- Toxic waste seems to make your hair grow.- Crossbows, chainsaws, sledgehammers, pitchforks, and things similar things can be found inside a mall.- Spiders hate perfume.- Guy in red baseball caps have better chances of survival then everyone else in a diner.- Most importantly, I actually like movies about giant spiders attacking a small town.

- The planet of Eternia is in fact, one room.- You can't get shot when barechested, ever.- Humanoid aliens can't grasp the concept of fried chicken.- Finding weird instruments in open graves is perfectly normal.- Lizards are afraid of skeletons.- 80s synthersizers can open intergalatic portals.- Harnessing the power of the universe will cover you in gold- Dolf Lundgren can bring your parents back from the dead.

It's perfectly normal to trust your child to the man (whom you just met) who created the killer wasps that are now zombie-fying the town.If you hear a swarm of wasps buzzing from a hole in the wall, you should stick your face in there.Blind people made blind jokes every 30 seconds or so.You can build a huge, top secret research facility under a town without anyone noticing.Any miscellaneous manhole cover will probably lead you to the top secret research facility - that no one knows about.If swarms of wasps are attacking - get outdoors as soon as possible!Once turned into a zombie, you can walk around town all day without anyone noticing.Once you've dressed in your wasp-proof clothing, and are looking right in the wasp nest, make sure you remove the screen over your face so you can see better.It's normal to hire someone who hasn't lived in the town for a decade to be the sheriff.

What I learned from Eight Legged Freaks:- Apparently, people can enter locked buildings, especially when we can clearly see the door being locked.- Some windows make no sounds when breaking.- Giant spiders love eating parrots, cats, ostriches, dogs, and the occasional mounted moose head.- It's very rational to enter giant holes in the walls of your basement, especially after hearing something whimpering in it.- Spiders bleed green goo.- Giant spiders are strong enough to pull car doors off.- Toxic waste seems to make your hair grow.- Crossbows, chainsaws, sledgehammers, pitchforks, and things similar things can be found inside a mall.- Spiders hate perfume.- Guy in red baseball caps have better chances of survival then everyone else in a diner.- Most importantly, I actually like movies about giant spiders attacking a small town.

What do you know? My first ever post on the website! I've come along way.