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"She said if anybody was going to touch her, she was going to touch them."-- Police Lt. Tod Dahle of Fargo, N.D., explaining why a 48-year-old woman slapped an airport security guard's face with her boarding pass. The guard attempted to frisk her because she had repeatedly set off metal detectors. She was allowed to board her flight, but police say they will charge her with misdemeanor assault. Many women have complained to the Transportation Security Administration about being frisked.