Adulthood

You know how they say you should write drunk and edit sober?I'm going to write as the effects of my nighttime cold medicine kick in, and just post this without a second glance.

As my college life will come to a screeching halt in two weeks, I thought I would settle down and list some of the things I'm looking forward to, and some of the things that I am DREADING about my impending adulthood.

Things about Adulthood that are GREAT:

Can buy your own Fruit Roll-ups.

Can eat as many Fruit Roll-ups as you want to in one sitting.

Can eat Fruit Roll-ups for breakfast and nobody can stop you.

Don't have to wear pants. (Unless you have roommates or lots of windows.)

Things about Adulthood that are AWFUL:

Have to pay for your own Fruit Roll-ups.

Car insurance.

Apartment hunting.

Have to go to work when it snows.

I think that just about covers the essentials. Did I miss anything important?