Ken

I like sexy, big cheekboned, firm boobied Leelee Sobieski brunette. She’s got the arching back posture of a 19th Century aristocratic British housewife by way of trampy Jazz Age 1920s bootlegger parties.

And then there’s Ken. Currently performing nightly as “Dancer #2” and “The Tiki Love God” in the Don Ho Dinner Theater Tribute Extravaganza at the Ribs n’ Dibs Buffet off Kokoa Avenue.