Following the recent closure of an Oregon bakery that previously refused to sell a wedding cake to a lesbian couple and an Air Force officer allegedly being punished by his lesbian superior for objecting to gay marriage, American Family Association spokesperson Bryan Fischer took the opportunity to decry both incidents as examples of anti-Christian hate endemic in Obama's America. Right Wing Watch reports:

“This is happening everywhere,” Fischer argued. “That bakery couple in Oregon had their bakery completely shut down by a homosexual mob, a homosexual mafia; they cried ‘Homo-Akbar!’ and assaulted, stormed metaphorically, the bakery and got it completely shut down.”

Later in the segment, the Focal Point host maintained that President Obama “has made it a criminal offense to be a sincerely devoted follower of Jesus Christ in the United States Military” and accused Obama of “leading this purge of Christians from the military. This is ethnic cleansing, this is spiritual cleansing.”

Comments

It seems Brian is upping the rhetoric here. Metaphorically speaking, the turd is picking up speed as it nears the mouth of the drain.

Posted by: LongByNight | Sep 12, 2013 11:56:29 AM

Well, Bryan, from what I can see, Jesus Christ is still here; he just can't get a word in edgewise over the spouting mouth farts of hate coming from the likes of you.

Unless, of course, logically we turn your volume down and stop giving you the floor.

As memory serves, Bryan, it is a message of love and acceptance. You probably should brush up on that.

Posted by: Rad | Sep 12, 2013 11:56:43 AM

"Homo-Akbar"? Hahahaaaa LMAO it reads like something the Onion would put out.... That sh*t is priceless lol

Posted by: Scott | Sep 12, 2013 12:01:38 PM

As an up to date and paying member of the Gay Mafia, I can tell you the "storming" of the Oregon bakery was dramatic. We stuffed the eclairs in a most unconventional way. The White icing on the cake was applied by several Mafia members all standing around the cake delivering their icing in short bursts. Those donuts were HOT when all stacked up on some Mafia gang members members. Opps typo! So Fischer, watch out the Gay Mafia has you in mind.

Posted by: Sargon Bighorn | Sep 12, 2013 12:05:47 PM

If there's a homosexual mafia, when do I start getting my "taste" of the protection money?

Posted by: Boomer | Sep 12, 2013 12:06:14 PM

I agree with you Scott. Homo-Akbar is perfect. Not only insulting to gays but to Muslims in one great catch phrase. Where do I pick up my tee-shirt. "HOMO-AKBAR!!"

Posted by: terry | Sep 12, 2013 12:09:56 PM

What tipped him? Was it the marzipan horse head we whipped up and left in the bakers bed?

Posted by: Scott Hutcheson | Sep 12, 2013 12:14:01 PM

Bryan is getting a bit hysterical about gay people, spouting out nonsense. He sure is obsessed. I like LONGBYNIGHT's metaphor - picking up speed as he nears the mouth of the drain.

Posted by: john patrick | Sep 12, 2013 12:23:27 PM

This man needs help. At what point does the state step in and say this man is dangerous,

Posted by: robertL | Sep 12, 2013 12:27:44 PM

omg!.....I want to join the gay mafia....thanks Mr. Fisher for bringing this news to us........

Posted by: Bernie | Sep 12, 2013 12:32:33 PM

LMAO! I wonder who thinks that $hit up for him. He clearly doesn't have the wherewithall to come up with it himself.

Posted by: Jeff | Sep 12, 2013 12:33:59 PM

Well Brian, all I can say to that is "Praise The Lord!!"

Posted by: jamal49 | Sep 12, 2013 12:44:15 PM

Jesus met a homosexual, via the Roman Centurion, and said of him, "Never have I seen faith greater than this."

Posted by: Michael | Sep 12, 2013 12:47:13 PM

Nope

Posted by: Sean | Sep 12, 2013 12:48:44 PM

if jesus was real he would need no advertising help from his followers

truth needs no advertising, truth just IS

Posted by: Moz's | Sep 12, 2013 12:58:21 PM

If only!!!

Posted by: Lifesart | Sep 12, 2013 1:15:39 PM

Homo-Akbar !

Has a nice ring to it !

Posted by: Just sayin | Sep 12, 2013 1:24:01 PM

If only we could purge America of Bryan Fischer...

Posted by: Robert M. | Sep 12, 2013 1:34:59 PM

"Patience Mr. Vader, patience"! We shall (and we must) overcome 'Jeebus'. Only then can we re-install Pink Flamingos as the true and rightful supreme ruler of the universe. In other words: "Eat me". Har!!!!!

Posted by: Geoff | Sep 12, 2013 1:38:05 PM

You devote entirely too much real estate to this bozo.

Posted by: Rich Cole | Sep 12, 2013 1:45:13 PM

This loco makes Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck sound sane.

Posted by: andrew | Sep 12, 2013 2:21:41 PM

In the vein of humor this was written in I suggest we guess who would be the Don of the imaginary homosexual mafia?

Posted by: Hey Darlin' | Sep 12, 2013 2:26:28 PM

Oh, you poor, poor white christians. No one has suffered as much as you.

Posted by: Tigerama | Sep 12, 2013 2:41:47 PM

Bry, if someone was really and truly a "devote follower of Jesus Christ" they wouldn't be IN the us Military (unless as a Chaplin or perhaps medic) they'd be out serving the poor and spreading a message of love, not war.