So there you have it, a few simple reasons why you are reading this a couple of days later than you expected. Plus… I have been very vocal in explaining to everyone that you cannot rush the genius that is my distorted, inaccurate ramblings regarding the goings on in the TUF house. You have to wait for it to flow out of my brain onto a word document in a very uncoordinated, misspelled, ridiculous manner. That’s just how this shit works so stop bloody moaning about it!