La La Vazquez wants to sell you her Jimmy Choos. For charity.

La La Vazquez, Carmelo Anthony's soon-to-be-wife and sometimes-Colorado resident, wants to sell you the gold Gucci heels off her feet. To end poverty.

Vazquez is auctioning off her goods on eBay to benefit Oxfam America, a nonprofit aimed at ending injustice. Among the items up for bid: a pair of size 38 (how Euro!) orange lace-up fur boots by Dsquared2, a pair of pink stretch pants from American Apparel, and several bejeweled halter tops and shiny, knee-high sexy-prison-guard boots.

Why get rid of those lace-up boots, with their L.L.Bean-meets-Lady Gaga aesthetic? See La La's explanation below.

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