100 percent genius and hilarious. Reminds me of the time an old boyfriend and I were flying and we turned the airline’s kids’ coloring book into a porn rag. We laughed SO hard, our flight felt like it was about 5 minutes long.

What? The Triassic was a horrible period of bottomed-out biodiversity bookended by the largest and second-largest mass extinctions of the Phanerozoic Eon! The Cretacious — now that was a time of plenty!