The Sardine Can O’ Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit Saves Lives

If you’re among the many who believe a zombie uprising is a possibility, you’re going to need the Sardine Can O’ Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit.

This small little can will be sure to help you last just a little longer, as "scientists" have come up with a cure for flesh-eating monsters. In each sardine can, you will find 25 life-saving items: a compass, matches, a razor blade, antibiotic ointment and much more.

The makers of this product presumably hold the assumption that you’ll want to be able to grab something small and compact in the heat of a zombie apocalypse. This sardine can may not be ideal for fighting against an attack, but it will help.