]]>Andy Golderhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/perfect-gifts-for-people-who-love-parks-recreationFri, 04 Nov 2016 10:29:24 -0400To paraphrase Ron Swanson, "Never half-ass two gifts, whole-ass one gift."andyneuenschwandernonadult<b><i>We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page.</i></b>nonadultBest paired with some champagne, comfy slippers, and roughly $1,000 in new purchases.
Get it from the NBC Store for <a href="http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/parks-and-recreation-treat-yo-self-robe/detail.php?p=760511&amp;v=nbc_parks-and-recreation">$69.95</a>.nonadultRemember: waffles, friends, work. Or friends, waffles, work.
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/fwirl">Fwirl</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/161323526/waffle-necklace-food-jewelry-food">$10</a>.nonadultAccording to the description, it smells like "buttery maple syrup with an undertone of crisp bacon, cinnamon, and spices."
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/LemonCakesCandleCo">Lemon Cakes Candle Co.</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/264059595/jjs-diner-parks-and-recreation-inspired">$13</a>.nonadultCan hold an ample amount of whipped cream.
Get it from the NBC Store for <a href="http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/parks-and-recreation-jjs-diner-mug/detail.php?p=760516&amp;v=nbc_parks-and-recreation">$14.95</a>.nonadultIt's like a friendly reminder not to cross-contaminate. Available in three sizes.
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/OurCuttingBoard">Our Cutting Board</a> on Etsy starting at <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/224589643/parks-and-recreation-ron-swanson-parks">$18.95</a>.nonadultReally, don't we all live by the Gospel of Ron?
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitschupCreations">Kitschup Creations</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/290037425/ron-swanson-parks-and-recreation-prayer">$13</a>.nonadultHe'll be there to look at you disapprovingly every time you enable location services on your phone.
Get it from the NBC Store for <a href="http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/parks-and-recreation-ron-swanson-standee/detail.php?p=827518&amp;v=nbc_parks-and-recreation">$39.95</a>.nonadultIt is 7.25 inches in height. End of description.
Get it from Amazon for <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BCI0TJ6/ref=olp_product_details?_encoding=UTF8&amp;me=">$129.99</a>.nonadultOf course, the real Chris probably doesn't drink coffee, but you could definitely put some non-caffeinated herbal tea in it.
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/KittenKeepDesigns">Kitten Keep Designs</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/467155390/parks-and-recreation-chris-traegar">$10.99</a>.nonadultOr at least the best band in Pawnee. Multiple sizes and colors are available.
Get it from Amazon starting at <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Mouse-Rat-Mens-Printed-T-Shirt/dp/B00TONJ1MM/ref=sr_1_16">$8.51</a>.nonadultIncludes such classics as "Jet Black Pope" and "Scarecrow Boat."
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/JustinsOtakuEmporium">Justin's Otaku Emporium</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/124651053/parks-rec-andys-band-names-pin-6-pack">$8</a>.nonadultWay better than the stupid Pawnee Rangers.
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/PopCulturePatches">Pop Culture Patches</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/230106475/pawnee-goddesses-patch">$14</a>.nonadultGreat for the holidays or for Galentine's Day.
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/BananyaStand">BananyaStand</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/120747679/ovaries-before-brovaries-parks-and">$32</a>.nonadultAvailable in multiple sizes, depending on just how noticeable you want your declaration of love to be.
Get it from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheHouseCrafts">The House Crafts</a> on Etsy starting at <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/293443679/i-love-you-and-i-like-you-wood-sign">$22</a>.nonadultPerfect for writing your own pro &amp; con lists about everything.
Get them from <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/LZPENCILS">LZPencils</a> on Etsy for <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/262837591/parks-and-recreation-pencil-set-parks">$17.95</a>.nonadultIt was written a few years back, but it's still very informative and very thoroughly spell-checked.
Get it from Amazon for <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pawnee-Greatest-America-Leslie-Knope/dp/1401310648/ref=sr_1_4">$15.48</a>.nonadultThe woman behind the woman behind the whole show.
Get it from Amazon for <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Yes-Please-Amy-Poehler/dp/006226835X/ref=sr_1_15">$19.59</a> (hardcover) or <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Yes-Please-Amy-Poehler/dp/006226835X/ref=sr_1_15">$13.13</a> (paperback).nonadultSo you can relive every amazing moment.
Get it from Amazon for <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Parks-Recreation-Complete-Amy-Poehler/dp/B00SG16TIC/ref=sr_1_12">$67.99</a>.nonadultnonadultnonadultIf You Can Get A 15/20 On This Test, You Are A True "Parks & Rec" Fanhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviagaynor/if-you-can-get-a-1520-on-this-test-you-are-a-tru-1o7k0?utm_term=4ldqpia
Only the best of the best can live in Pawnee.

]]>Olivia Gaynorhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviagaynor/if-you-can-get-a-1520-on-this-test-you-are-a-tru-1o7k0Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:07:18 -0400Only the best of the best can live in Pawnee.oliviagaynornonadultnonadultnonadultWould Ron Swanson Respect You?https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/how-manly-are-you-according-to-ron-swanson?utm_term=4ldqpia
On a scale of one to meat tornado.

]]>Andy Golderhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/how-manly-are-you-according-to-ron-swansonThu, 15 Sep 2016 10:04:04 -0400On a scale of one to meat tornado.andyneuenschwandernonadultnonadultHow Well Do You Remember Ron Swanson's Funniest Lines From "Parks And Rec"?https://www.buzzfeed.com/alivelez/can-you-finish-these-classic-ron-swanson-quotes?utm_term=4ldqpia
Are you man enough to try?

]]>Ali Velezhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alivelez/can-you-finish-these-classic-ron-swanson-quotesWed, 14 Sep 2016 11:03:03 -0400Are you man enough to try?aliveleznonadultnonadult17 Times Tumblr And "Parks & Rec" Matched Up Hilariouslyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/x-funny-tumblr-posts-that-match-up-perfectly-with-parks-rec?utm_term=4ldqpia
You’ll think April Ludgate actually wrote some of these.

Sometimes, Tumblr posts just work perfectly when you slap 'em on a Parks & Recreation screenshot.

And so, the transformation begins.

]]>Ali Velezhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alivelez/watch-this-woman-transform-herself-into-ron-swansonFri, 29 Jul 2016 16:28:43 -0400"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." —Ron SwansonaliveleznonadultnonadultSomehow, Kiki G. is going to transform herself into this with the magic of makeup.nonadultShe says, "I feel as though my whole life has been leading up to this moment where I can unveil to the world my true inner self."nonadultnonadultAnd obviously the bacon and eggs poster. Always bacon and eggs.nonadultnonadultAmazing.nonadultnonadult19 Products Designed For The Ron Swansons Of The Worldhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/white-sliced-bread-and-lube?utm_term=4ldqpia
“Glue.”

Ron Swanson taught us many important life lessons.

And how to deal with annoying people.

Donna taught us to be confident and unapologetic.

No character will ever be funnier than Jean-Ralphio.

]]>Andy Golderhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/17-reasons-well-always-miss-parks-and-recreationFri, 24 Jun 2016 12:00:09 -0400Why did it have to ennnnnnnnnd?andyneuenschwandernonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult(<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bg4Q63kJQ">For reference</a>.)nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult28 April Ludgate Quotes That Perfectly Sum Up Adult Lifehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/pizza-is-knowledge?utm_term=4ldqpia
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.

On developing a more refined adult palate:

NBC

On mature communication skills:

NBC

On surrounding yourself with positive influences:

NBC

On how to handle intimidating business meetings:

]]>Keely Flahertyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/pizza-is-knowledgeTue, 14 Jun 2016 19:01:05 -0400Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge.keelyflahertynonadult26 Ron Swanson Quotes That Are Never Not Funnyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/ron-swanson-jokes-that-just-never-get-old?utm_term=4ldqpia
Ron Swanson, he drinks and he knows things.

Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation is America's true hero.

He knows exactly what he wants in life.

And he's not afraid to say what's on his mind.

So we were wondering: What's your favorite Ron Swanson quote?

]]>Spencer Althousehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/whats-the-best-ron-swanson-quoteThu, 02 Jun 2016 12:06:01 -0400"I'm not interested in caring about people."spenceralthousenonadult19 Ron Swanson Moments That Will Make You Say "Me"https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/times-ron-swanson-was-basically-you?utm_term=4ldqpia
For everyone who loves food but hates people.

When this was his reaction to being hugged.

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And when he couldn't stand PDA.

When he knew the best way to have a good party.

]]>Jasmin Naharhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/times-ron-swanson-was-basically-youMon, 30 May 2016 10:44:16 -0400For everyone who loves food but hates people.jasminnaharnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult27 Times "Parks And Rec" Made You Laugh And Then Cryhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/times-parks-and-rec-punched-you-in-the-face-with-feelings?utm_term=4ldqpia
“I don’t think I could be happier right now.” “Wanna bet?”

When April and Andy had a baby, and it became the most perfect combination of both of their personalities.

Then when Andy told April that she was the best thing to ever happen to him, even after all his success.

When Ron hit Ann with the most perfect goodbye.

]]>Ellie Batehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/times-parks-and-rec-punched-you-in-the-face-with-feelingsFri, 22 Apr 2016 12:39:42 -0400"I don't think I could be happier right now." "Wanna bet?"eleanorbatenonadultCan You Make It Through This "Parks And Recreation" Sudden Death Quiz?https://www.buzzfeed.com/alivelez/knope-we-can-make-it-through-this-quiz?utm_term=4ldqpia
Get one question wrong and you fall into the pit, game over.

]]>Ali Velezhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alivelez/knope-we-can-make-it-through-this-quizSat, 16 Apr 2016 09:00:24 -0400Get one question wrong and you fall into the pit, game over.aliveleznonadultnonadultnonadultWho Said It: Luke Danes Or Ron Swanson?https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexreedd/who-said-it-luke-danes-or-ron-swanson-29zsq?utm_term=4ldqpia
They’re two small town guys with some pretty strong opinions. But can you guess who said what?

]]>alexreeddhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alexreedd/who-said-it-luke-danes-or-ron-swanson-29zsqWed, 13 Apr 2016 21:58:11 -0400They're two small town guys with some pretty strong opinions. But can you guess who said what?alexreeddnonadultnonadultnonadult21 Perfect Things For Anyone Who Is Actually Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/katherinefiorillo/it-rubbed-off-from-friction?utm_term=4ldqpia
For anyone who likes five course dinners where all the courses are steak.

Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed

We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.

And he always makes the same face after cracking a silly joke. Every. Time.

He becomes extremely excited when he gets his hands on a new electronic device.

]]>Shayan Royhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/shayanroy/ron-shayanissonWed, 20 Jan 2016 04:26:25 -0500How did I not see this before?shayanroynonadult33 Reasons We'll Miss The Hell Out Of "Parks And Recreation" In 2016https://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/she-asked-me-the-whole-thing-and-i-didnt-even-do-it-once?utm_term=4ldqpia
♫ Bye, bye, Li’l Sebastian. ♫

Basically, you get to sit in beautiful, cozy silence with Ron Swanson for 45 minutes.

Occasionally you'll have to contain your excitement as he takes a sip of whisky.

]]>Andy Golderhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/this-video-of-ron-swanson-drinking-whisky-is-the-only-yule-lFri, 04 Dec 2015 15:29:33 -0500Nick Offerman is an limitless source of Christmas spirit.andyneuenschwandernonadultIt's a very helpful video of a roaring fireplace, for those of us who don't have a fireplace.nonadultYes, this video is 45 minutes of Nick Offerman, aka Ron fucking Swanson, sitting in front of a fire and drinking whisky.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultWe Know Which Thanksgiving Food Matches Your Favorite "Parks And Rec" Characterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/helenmengel/what-thanksgiving-food-are-you-based-on-your-favor-1ylc9?utm_term=4ldqpia
Because Parks and Rec and food go hand-in-hand.

]]>helenmengelhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/helenmengel/what-thanksgiving-food-are-you-based-on-your-favor-1ylc9Fri, 13 Nov 2015 19:03:10 -0500Because <i>Parks and Rec</i> and food go hand-in-hand.helenmengelnonadultnonadultAre You More Leslie Knope Or Ron Swanson From "Parks And Rec"?https://www.buzzfeed.com/mmmkaye/are-you-more-leslie-knope-or-ron-swanson-from-par-1owe3?utm_term=4ldqpia
“One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

]]>Molly Kucharskihttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mmmkaye/are-you-more-leslie-knope-or-ron-swanson-from-par-1owe3Mon, 09 Nov 2015 18:54:49 -0500"One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine."mmmkayenonadultnonadultnonadult24 Words That Mean Something Completely Different To “Parks & Rec” Fanshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/sebastian-waffles-literally-calzone?utm_term=4ldqpia
Breakfast foods just have a totally different meaning in Pawnee.

Pit

What it usually means: A large hole.What it means to Parks and Recreation fans: A great place for a park, and the spot where it all started.

Sebastian

What it usually means: A boy's name or the name of a vibrant lobster who lives under the sea and chills with a mermaid named Ariel.What it means to Parks and Recreation fans: Li'l Sebastian, who is literally the best nonhuman to grace this earth. He can do no wrong.

]]>Andy Golderhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/sebastian-waffles-literally-calzoneFri, 06 Nov 2015 12:03:18 -0500Breakfast foods just have a totally different meaning in Pawnee.andyneuenschwandernonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A large hole.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A great place for a park, and the spot where it all started.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A boy's name or the name of a vibrant lobster who lives under the sea and chills with a mermaid named Ariel.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> Li'l Sebastian, who is literally the best nonhuman to grace this earth. He can do no wrong.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> Cured meat from a pig.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A meat so precious that when you order it, you should order all of it.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A breakfast food made out of dough, usually covered in syrup.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> Along with whipped cream, the only food you'll ever need.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> The domestic intelligence and security service of the United States.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The agency that employs one of its most passionate members: Burt Macklin.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A U.S. state.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> Home to Pawnee, a city filled with sugar-addicted citizens, waffles, Duke Silver, and beautiful parks.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A country in Europe.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A place no good, loyal American should ever take a step in. Ever.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A woman's name.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A name associated with insane amounts of sex, deception, and craziness. A woman who goes by this name has the ability to make even the strongest person go weak at the knees.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A cold dish of various greens and/or vegetables.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The food your food eats.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A building or room containing collections of books.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> Hell. Literal hell. Like, why do libraries even exist in the first place?nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> The organ in a woman or female mammal where offspring are conceived.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A word to use in the popular phrase "Uteruses before duderuses."nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A type of pizza that is folded in half before cooking.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> Either pizza's ugly cousin that doesn't taste good at all, or a food so great it deserves its own restaurant: The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A part of the human anatomy.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A word synonymous with "boob hat."nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A platter of food that serves many people.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A dish for one person who really likes meat.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> When your older sibling tries to fart on you.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The most hilarious medical emergency that ever happened.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A word combined with "trick" on Halloween.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A word combined with "yo' self" on the best and most luxurious day of the year.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A name that's short for Gerald.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The name of a very dull person with an inexplicably hot wife.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A three-dimensional geometric shape.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The strategic essence of the hit game "Cones of Dunshire."nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A document from the government that usually requires many submitted forms and steps.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A piece of paper that says you can do whatever you want.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A rapper famous for hits like "Move Bitch" and "Get Back."
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The Latin name of a specific species of flower.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A dangerous explosive device.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A perfectly acceptable decoration for one's desk.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A romantic holiday taking place on Feb. 14.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> The day that comes after the much more important Galentine's Day.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> A robotic vacuum.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> A robotic vacuum that also makes an excellent DJ.nonadult<b>What it usually means:</b> In a literal manner or sense; exactly.
<b>What it means to <i>Parks and Recreation</i> fans:</b> Chris Traeger's favorite word to use in the entire universe. Ex: "That idea is literally the greatest idea I've ever heard in my life."nonadultWho Said It: Tyrion Lannister Or Ron Swanson?https://www.buzzfeed.com/divyakk/who-said-it-tyrion-lannister-or-ron-swanson-1pg5h?utm_term=4ldqpia
Let’s see if you know your stuff!

]]>DivyaKKhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/divyakk/who-said-it-tyrion-lannister-or-ron-swanson-1pg5hThu, 29 Oct 2015 21:03:10 -0400Let's see if you know your stuff!divyakknonadultnonadultnonadult13 Thoughts We All Have During Midterm Week, As Told By Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/melissagrebe/13-thoughts-we-all-have-during-finals-week-as-told-1suta?utm_term=4ldqpia
The struggle is real.

“Wait. WTF is this? I DON'T REMEMBER THIS.”

“IS MY PROFESSOR SERIOUS? I didn’t even learn anything in this class yet.”

]]>Missy Grebehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/melissagrebe/13-thoughts-we-all-have-during-finals-week-as-told-1sutaFri, 23 Oct 2015 02:09:47 -0400The struggle is real.melissagrebenonadult26 Times Ron Swanson Was The Funniest Character On "Parks And Recreation"https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/give-ron-swanson-all-of-the-bacon?utm_term=4ldqpia
Never question a man who wants all of the bacon.

When he revealed how to instantly put someone in their place.

Ron: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.

When he truly lived the IDGAF life.

When he did his sex dance and the world seemed to flip upside down.

NBC / Via Netflix

When he was so excited that he could barely contain himself.

Ron: Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.

]]>Casey Rackhamhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/give-ron-swanson-all-of-the-baconSat, 26 Sep 2015 13:59:40 -0400Never question a man who wants all of the bacon.caseyrackhamnonadult<b>Ron</b>: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know, I don't really care about them.nonadult<b>Ron</b>: I have a permit.
<b>Man</b>: This just says, "I can do what I want."nonadultnonadult<b>Ron</b>: Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.nonadult<b>Ron</b>: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.nonadult<b>Ron</b>: If any of you need anything at all...too bad. Deal with you problems yourselves like adults.nonadult<b>Ron</b>: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?nonadultnonadult<b>Ron</b>: Seems like an invasion of privacy.
<b>April</b>: Dude, if you think that's bad, go to Google Earth and type in your address.nonadult<b>Ron</b>: Your house isn't haunted, you're lonely.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<b>Ron</b>: I've had the same will since I was eight years old.
<b>Ben (reading Ron's will)</b>: "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me."
<b>Ben</b>: What are these weird symbols?
<b>Ron</b>: The man who kills me will know.nonadult<b>Chris</b>: Ron, would you like some salad?
<b>Ron</b>: Since I am not a rabbit, no I do not.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<b>Ron</b>: When it comes to bacon, be prepared.nonadult<b>Ron</b>: Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.nonadultnonadult<b>Ron</b>: Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult17 Times "Game Of Thrones" Matched Up Perfectly With "Parks & Rec" Quoteshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/17-times-game-of-thrones-with-parks-rec-quotes-was-somehow-p?utm_term=4ldqpia
We’re not saying that Jon Snow and Andy Dwyer are ~definitely~ the same person, we’re just saying they ~probably~ are.

It has come to the Internet's attention that Game of Thrones photos with Parks & Recreation quotes are actually perfect somehow.

Jon Snow and Andy Dwyer: Are they the same person, or are they just almost the same person?

Like when Ned had this epiphany.

Or when Tywin channeled Ron Swanson.

Or when Sansa's face made it actually seem like she was Leslie Knope for a second.

]]>Andy Golderhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/17-times-game-of-thrones-with-parks-rec-quotes-was-somehow-pFri, 25 Sep 2015 16:47:37 -0400We're not saying that Jon Snow and Andy Dwyer are ~definitely~ the same person, we're just saying they ~probably~ are.andyneuenschwandernonadultJon Snow and Andy Dwyer: Are they the same person, or are they just almost the same person?nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult"The problem is I only have 15 penises. So, there would have been 28 girls who are really upset with me."nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultAre You More Jean-Ralphio Or Mona-Lisa Saperstein?https://www.buzzfeed.com/evag4f292a0c3/are-you-more-jean-ralphio-or-mona-lisa-saperstein-1gnu6?utm_term=4ldqpia
They’re the WOOOOOORST.
]]>Eva Goldstein-Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/evag4f292a0c3/are-you-more-jean-ralphio-or-mona-lisa-saperstein-1gnu6Sat, 19 Sep 2015 19:53:24 -0400They're the WOOOOOORST.evag4f292a0c3nonadultnonadultCan You Guess Why Ron Swanson Is Mad?https://www.buzzfeed.com/hurleyalvarez/why-is-ron-swanson-mad-1rjy3?utm_term=4ldqpia
“Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.” And failing this quiz.

]]>Haley Alvarezhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hurleyalvarez/why-is-ron-swanson-mad-1rjy3Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:03:38 -0400"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." And failing this quiz.hurleyalvareznonadultnonadultWhich Character On “Parks And Recreation” Is The Best Of All Time?https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/the-pawnee-battle-of-the-ages?utm_term=4ldqpia
10 Pawnee citizens stand tall, but only one can rise to the top.

Pawnee, Indiana -- aka Parks and Recreation -- is a magical place filled with with wonderful people who call tortillas "bean blankies" and who worship tiny horses.

There's Leslie Knope and her affinity for beautifully-structured compliments.

]]>Casey Rackhamhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/the-pawnee-battle-of-the-agesWed, 02 Sep 2015 17:33:27 -040010 Pawnee citizens stand tall, but only one can rise to the top.caseyrackhamnonadultnonadult<b>Leslie</b>: "Ann, you rainbow-infused space unicorn."nonadultnonadult<b>Andy</b>: "Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy? Boom! That's spaghetti. Nachos. That's a cookie."nonadult<b>Ron</b>: "Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait... wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"nonadult<b>Tom</b>: "I just wanna hear someone say Jerry had a 'fart attack,' is that too much to ask?"nonadultnonadultWho Said It: Ron Swanson Or Donald Trump?https://www.buzzfeed.com/kayesss/who-said-it-ron-swanson-or-donald-trump-k1bt?utm_term=4ldqpia
Choose incorrectly, and you’re fired!

]]>Katie Louise Smithhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kayesss/who-said-it-ron-swanson-or-donald-trump-k1btWed, 12 Aug 2015 08:57:42 -0400Choose incorrectly, and you're fired!kayesssnonadultnonadult33 Important Lessons "Parks And Recreation" Taught Us About Lovehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/important-lessons-parks-and-recreation-taught-you-about-l?utm_term=4ldqpia
“I love you and I like you.”

Parks and Rec is full of romantic moments that we can all learn from.

You'll know a freakish amount of stuff about each other.

]]>Julia Pugachevskyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/important-lessons-parks-and-recreation-taught-you-about-lMon, 27 Jul 2015 14:48:33 -0400"I love you and I like you."juliapugachevskynonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultNick Offerman Without His Signature Mustache Is Kind Of Stressfulhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/please-nick-bring-back-the-stache?utm_term=4ldqpia
Nick’s new facial hair style is on display in the trailer for Season 2 of Fargo and it’s really throwing me off, tbh.

This is actor and famed mustache owner Nick Offerman.

Larry Busacca / Getty Images

Whom you probably recognize as the inimitable Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation.

And it's not like he was going for a clean-shaven look. There's a WHOLE beard situation going on.

]]>Adam Davishttps://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/please-nick-bring-back-the-stacheTue, 21 Jul 2015 16:43:03 -0400Nick's new facial hair style is on display in the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFVNi8gUEy4">trailer for Season 2 of <i>Fargo</i></a> and it's really throwing me off, tbh.adamdavisnonadultWho Said It: Jack Donaghy Or Ron Swanson?https://www.buzzfeed.com/fangirlingdaily/who-said-it-jack-donaghy-or-ron-swanson-ioqb?utm_term=4ldqpia
How well-versed are you in the wisdom of the two greatest TV mentors of the last decade?

]]>FangirlingDailyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/fangirlingdaily/who-said-it-jack-donaghy-or-ron-swanson-ioqbWed, 01 Jul 2015 14:26:24 -0400How well-versed are you in the wisdom of the two greatest TV mentors of the last decade?fangirlingdailynonadultnonadultWho Would Be Your Dad In The TV Show Of Your Life?https://www.buzzfeed.com/apentak720/which-tv-dad-would-play-your-father-in-the-tv-show-1b817?utm_term=4ldqpia
Would he be more of a Danny Tanner or Walter White?

]]>Amanda Pentakhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/apentak720/which-tv-dad-would-play-your-father-in-the-tv-show-1b817Sat, 20 Jun 2015 10:29:27 -0400Would he be more of a Danny Tanner or Walter White?apentak720nonadultnonadultWho Said It: Ron Swanson Or Nick Offerman On Twitter?https://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/who-said-it-ron-swanson-or-nick-offerman-on-twitt-1b0l9?utm_term=4ldqpia
One is an angry, meat-eating lover of America. The other is a fictional angry, meat-eating lover of America.

]]>Ellie Batehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/who-said-it-ron-swanson-or-nick-offerman-on-twitt-1b0l9Wed, 13 May 2015 09:00:10 -0400<b>One is an angry, meat-eating lover of America.</b> The other is a fictional angry, meat-eating lover of America.eleanorbatenonadultnonadultShould Michael Scott Or Ron Swanson Be Your Boss?https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniebergan/should-michael-scott-or-ron-swanson-be-your-boss-1624q?utm_term=4ldqpia
If only Michael or Ron could be your real boss.

]]>Stephanie Berganhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniebergan/should-michael-scott-or-ron-swanson-be-your-boss-1624qThu, 30 Apr 2015 11:02:00 -0400<b>If only Michael or Ron could be your real boss.</b>stephaniebergannonadultnonadultNick Offerman Told A Fan To Get A Job In The Nicest Way Possiblehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/nick-offerman-went-full-ron-swanson-giving-a-fan-life-advice?utm_term=4ldqpia
Get a job, Daniel.

On Saturday, Reddit user dantheman757 posted this signed picture of Nick Offerman with the caption "I asked Nick Offerman for high school graduation advice. He delivered."

This is the short and sweet advice Daniel says he was Offer-ed by the Parks and Rec star.

Offerman apparently followed up the brief missive with some more inspirational words, saying "Figure out what you love, what you love to do, then discern how to get paid to do it."

This isn't the first time return mail said to be from Offerman has surfaced online. A Reddit user posted this picture in July 2014, saying it was Offerman's response to a wedding invitation from a fan.

]]>Javier Morenohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/what-level-ron-swanson-are-youTue, 24 Feb 2015 21:55:31 -0500<b>Where do you fall on the Pyramid of Greatness?</b>javiermorenononadultnonadult28 Of The Funniest Running Jokes On "Parks And Recreation"https://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/the-low-cal-calzone-zone?utm_term=4ldqpia
Soak up your tears with these sweet memories. Warning: Spoilers ahead.

Parks and Recreation is ending tonight, and as we gather 5,000 candles in its honor, it's time to reminisce.

We're not crying, OK?! We're allergic to series finales.

Here are some of the best running jokes throughout the show's seven seasons.

Leslie's colorful compliments.

]]>Kasia Galazkahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/the-low-cal-calzone-zoneTue, 24 Feb 2015 18:31:12 -0500<b>Soak up your tears with these sweet memories.</b> Warning: Spoilers ahead.kasiagalazkanonadultWe're not crying, OK?! We're allergic to series finales.
Here are some of the best running jokes throughout the show's seven seasons.nonadultTammy 1, Tammy 2, and Ron's mom, Tammy.nonadultBecause pizza is your grandfather's calzone.nonadult<i>Vulture</i> compiled all of Leslie's terminology into <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2015/02/leslie-knope-ann-perkins-compliments.html">one wonderful list</a> so we can never forget ones like “Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.”nonadultStrippers do nothing for him, but he will take a free buffet anytime, anyplace.nonadultWhen he eats, it's the food that's scared of him. He even had a food truck name a bacon-wrapped turkey leg after him.nonadultRead more than two dozen of them at <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/11/tom-haverford-business-ideas-parks-and-recreation-list.html"><i>Vulture</i></a>, or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r17Ez9V3AQ">watch a supercut of all of them</a>.nonadult"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third." —Leslie Knope, philosopher/tropical butterflynonadultSometimes she even talks to it independently.nonadultLike when she was chanting "Knope rules, Jamm sucks!" into a megaphone.nonadultAnd his cheery demeanor.nonadultCourtesy of unemployed Ben.nonadultAnd his boss Barney's overjoyed face whenever Ben cracks a joke.nonadultYou can always ac-<i>count</i> on him because it won't be too <i>tax</i>-ing.nonadultIts history is a bit...gruesome.nonadultFor the record, his real name is Garry.nonadultWe'll miss you dearly, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/parks-and-recreation-executive-producer-dies-of-suspected-ov">Harris Wittels</a>.nonadultIt's so bad that the city established the <a href="http://www.pawneeindiana.com/parks-and-recreation/pests/">Raccoon Eradication Initiative</a>.nonadultThe search engine is so old, it's not even around anymore.nonadult(Except for Andy, of course.)nonadultThey're extremely well-read, which makes them very dangerous.nonadultWhere can we get a copy of her book, <i>Game of Joans</i>?nonadultHe's really, really good at scavenger hunts, probably because he hides survival gear and gold all over town.nonadultThey think they're so much better with their clean parks and cupcake factory that makes the air smell like vanilla.nonadult🎶 Because they're the wooOooorst. 🎶nonadult"Let's begin the show by starting it."nonadultIt may be cold outside, but it's about to get warm all up in your jazz.nonadultWhose celebrity was beautifully encapsulated with Ginuwine's tribute.nonadultBecause we could all learn something from Tom and Donna's annual day of luxury.nonadultAnd <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/parks-and-recreation-farewell-season-gadgets">check out our interview</a> with <i>Parks</i> co-creator Michael Schur about Gryzzl, Ron and Leslie, and the last days on set.nonadult34 Things Every "Parks And Recreation" Fan Needs To Havehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/34-things-you-need-to-make-parks-and-recreation-last-forever?utm_term=4ldqpia
RIP THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME.

]]>Jessica Probushttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicaprobus/34-things-you-need-to-make-parks-and-recreation-last-foreverTue, 24 Feb 2015 13:13:45 -0500<b>RIP THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME.</b>jessicaprobusnonadultEmbroideries before Em-boy-daries.
Get them <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/BananyaStand?ref=l2-shopheader-name">here</a>.nonadultFrom the wisest mustache who ever lived. Get it <a href="from%20the%20wisest%20mustache%20who%20ever%20lived.">here</a>.nonadultGet it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/213732687/printable-leslie-knope-quote-parks-and?ref=sr_gallery_23&amp;ga_search_query=parks+and+recreation&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery">here</a>.nonadultAnd also...
Malice in Chains
Punch Face Champion
Flames for Flames
The Andy Andy Andys
Andy and the D-Bags
Crackfinger
Department of Homeland Obscurity
Fourskin
Puppy Pendulum
Possum Pendulum
Penis Pendulum
Radwagon
Jet Black Pope
Muscle Confusion
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Fiveskin
Threeskin
Angel Snack
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
Everything Rhymes With Orange
Nothing Rhymes with Blorange
and Ninja Dick.
Get it <a href="http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/parks-and-recreation-mouse-rat-t-shirt/detail.php?p=262873&amp;v=nbc_parks-and-recreation">here</a>.nonadultThe better to Treat Yo Self with. Get it <a href="http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/parks-and-recreation-treat-yo-self-robe/detail.php?p=760511&amp;v=nbc_parks-and-recreation_clothes">here</a>.nonadultWhen you spend $1,000 on waffles alone, you should also get your own mug.
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Parks and Rec co-creator Michael Schur tells BuzzFeed how those snazzy gadgets — including Gryzzl — were brought to life.

The final season of Parks and Recreation — which takes place in the year 2017 — has been a whirlwind of campaigning, tiny ninjas, and calzones.

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This season has also introduced a handful of eye-catching technological inventions. So how did the creators come up with the slick designs of the not-too-distant future?

Comedy and forecasting ultimately dictated the gadgets' form, Parks co-creator Michael Schur told BuzzFeed in a phone interview. After looking three years into the past to see how rapidly our current electronics morphed, they decided to stick to one overarching rule: No hoverboards. "That was a shorthand of saying we're only going to 2017. This is not Bladerunner," he added.

So they focused on two big innovations: clear plexiglass and 3D images.

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"It was just extrapolating into the future and reading about Oculus Rift and stuff like that that seems to portend a three-dimensional future for all of us," Schur said.

The tablets and phones are a product of Gryzzl, a chill internet company that's bunking in Pawnee and is an amalgamation of Google, Amazon, and social media. And while their customized Gryzzlboxes may be comedic hyperbole, they're not too far from reality.

In one scene, Gryzzl's CEO, played by Workaholic star Blake Anderson, nonchalantly mentions that maybe Sweetums' cohort Jessica Wicks (Susan Yeagley) should shut her device off before going to sleep. "Every year that goes by, this stuff gets a little more creepy and a little more invasive, and we turn a little more of ourselves over to it," says Schur.

Except for Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), of course, whose feelings on technology were perfectly encapsulated with one scene that featured him standing in a darkened threshold holding a battered drone.

]]>Kasia Galazkahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/parks-and-recreation-farewell-season-gadgetsThu, 19 Feb 2015 18:06:20 -0500<b><i>Parks and Rec</i> co-creator Michael Schur tells BuzzFeed how those snazzy gadgets — including Gryzzl — were brought to life</b>.kasiagalazkanonadultnonadultThis season has also introduced a handful of eye-catching technological inventions. So how did the creators come up with the slick designs of the not-too-distant future?
Comedy and forecasting ultimately dictated the gadgets' form, <i>Parks</i> co-creator Michael Schur told BuzzFeed in a phone interview. After looking three years into the past to see how rapidly our current electronics morphed, they decided to stick to one overarching rule: No hoverboards. "That was a shorthand of saying we're only going to 2017. This is not <i>Bladerunner</i>," he added.nonadultnonadult"It was just extrapolating into the future and reading about Oculus Rift and stuff like that that seems to portend a three-dimensional future for all of us," Schur said.
The tablets and phones are a product of Gryzzl, a chill internet company that's bunking in Pawnee and is an amalgamation of Google, Amazon, and social media. And while their customized Gryzzlboxes may be comedic hyperbole, they're not <i>too</i> far from reality.
In one scene, Gryzzl's CEO, played by <i>Workaholic</i> star Blake Anderson, nonchalantly mentions that maybe Sweetums' cohort Jessica Wicks (Susan Yeagley) should shut her device off before going to sleep. "Every year that goes by, this stuff gets a little more creepy and a little more invasive, and we turn a little more of ourselves over to it," says Schur.
Except for Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), of course, whose feelings on technology were perfectly encapsulated with one scene that featured him standing in a darkened threshold holding a battered drone.nonadultnonadultThey were instructed to treat the phones and tablets like they've seen them a million times before. The special effects were built to match what the actors were doing, which was just randomly swiping at the plexiglass, Schur said.
But when they began to edit the show, they found even more moments of actors doing scrolling motions. "And we're like, goddamn it, now we gotta do another visual effect, because every time they move their hand, that means that the image has to change," Schur recalled. "It's been really funny because it's not their fault! They were just standing there looking at nothing, and they were reacting just the normal way they would react."
And if you consider an iPhone 3 vintage, that's exactly the mentality the actors were told to portray. Andy (Chris Pratt) casually cycles through the news, and Ben (Adam Scott) wafts through each of his PowerPoint slides as though this feature has been around since Microsoft launched.
"The main thing that we said to all the actors was, 'These are not interesting to you,'" he said. "Never express any amazement about what you're seeing, because no matter how crazy and amazing we make it, to you it's like second nature at this point."nonadultnonadult"The world doesn't change that much from 2013 to 2015, and it won't change that much from 2015 to 2017," said Schur. "People still wear pants and shirts and still have hair and stuff like that. The tech world is the main place where you're ever going to notice a difference."nonadultnonadult"[Their friendship] is sort of like the beating heart of the show, and so that was something we wanted to do this year," he said.
As for the pivotal lock-in scene in the fourth episode of Season 7, titled "Leslie &amp; Ron," Schur was the one who configured the Billy Joel lyrics as a method of torture. "We tried to figure out what would make Ron really break and crack — and break his silence — and Leslie making up rapid-fire lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire' aggressively in his face was like, 'Yeah, that would work,'" he said. "I think that would work on any military prisoner too."
But Poehler was the one who nailed the "ridiculous" lines, he said. "That's Amy Poehler for you."
The <i>Parks and Recreation</i> series finale will air Feb. 24, and while it is —&nbsp;understandably — sad to say good-bye to the acclaimed show, Schur knew it was the right time to sign off. "We're very lucky, because there are very few shows that last as long as we lasted and get to go out on our own terms," he said. "The sadness was mitigated very strongly by a feeling of accomplishment and a feeling that we had really been able to do things — we did it our way, as Frank Sinatra said."nonadultnonadultNick Offerman Shaved His Mustache And It's Super Confusinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/help-us-leslie-knope?utm_term=4ldqpia
Knope, knope, knope.

But with Parks and Recreation ending, Nick Offerman has gone for a new look...

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

]]>Mackenzie Kruvanthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/help-us-leslie-knopeTue, 27 Jan 2015 11:16:56 -0500<b>Knope, knope, knope.</b>mackenziekruvantnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult12 Times Ron Swanson From "Parks And Rec" Spoke To Your Soulhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alainaurqwhite2/12-times-ron-swanson-spoke-to-your-soul-xj3i?utm_term=4ldqpia
There is a Ron Swanson in all of us.

When he showed you the only good reason is attend anything at all.

When he showed you how to properly care for small children.

When he showed you how to delete your internet browsing history.

]]>Alaina Urquhart-Whitehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alainaurqwhite2/12-times-ron-swanson-spoke-to-your-soul-xj3iThu, 22 Jan 2015 12:52:45 -0500<b>There is a Ron Swanson in all of us.</b>alainaurqwhite2nonadult20 Reasons We'll Truly Miss The National Treasure That Is "Parks And Rec"https://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviaroat/20-reasons-life-just-wont-be-the-same-without-pa-ehzv?utm_term=4ldqpia
This show is 5,000 candles in the wind.

First of all, Parks and Rec is not simply a show. It is a way of life.

It has an array of characters that speak to you on a spiritual level because they're *beyond* similar to different parts of your personality.

Ben accurately sums up your nerdiness and aptness for being a human disaster.

]]>OliviaRoathttps://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviaroat/20-reasons-life-just-wont-be-the-same-without-pa-ehzvMon, 29 Dec 2014 10:46:35 -0500<b>This show is 5,000 candles in the wind.</b>oliviaroatnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultAndy Dwyer, the ultimate clueless, lovable goofball, and April, the ultimate misanthrope, are the most precious thing.nonadultThere's nothing more cuterus than your uterus—or than the relationship between Ann, a beautiful tropical fish, and Chris, *literally* the most upbeat person in the world.nonadultAnd Ben + Leslie, well they're everything. Everything.nonadultSome of the greatest words of wisdom ever spoken.nonadultApplicable in every situation, basically.nonadultOh, Ron. You had me at "meat tornado."nonadultFeminist, badass, waffle lover, excellent friend, and person who is big enough to admit that she is often inspired by herself: Leslie embodies all those things and we LOVE her for it.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultJean-Ralphio: ♪ fluuuuushed with caaaash ♪, got run over by a Lexus, technically homesless, and is question on the bar exam. What more could you want?nonadultOmg Orin. Enough said.nonadult“I know Tammy seems scary, but really she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, library-book-peddling, sex-crazed she demon.”nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThis show may end, but treat yo self will live on FOREVER. Clothes, fragrances, mimosas, massages, and fine leather goods FOR LIFE.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultSame.nonadultnonadultHow Ron Swanson Are You?https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/how-ron-swanson-are-you?utm_term=4ldqpia
In other words: How much whiskey and freedom have you had today?

Whenever you're out.

When you're asked about your drinking habits.

When you're feeling blue.

]]>Alanna Okunhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/clear-liquor-is-for-rich-women-on-dietsMon, 15 Dec 2014 14:33:13 -0500<b>Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.</b>alannaokunnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultSo The Cast Of "Parks And Rec" Will Totally Make You Ugly Cryhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/so-the-cast-of-parks-and-rec-is-going-to-make-you-cry-today?utm_term=4ldqpia
December 12th was the last day of filming on the beloved series and the cast and crew took to Twitter to reminisce and say their goodbyes. The seventh and final season premieres Jan. 13, 2015.

Ernest Hemingway once said: "Boy am I drunk." If you ever wonder why you're not a famous writer, the answer, my friends, is talent. But also the lack of a goddamn writing desk.

If, like me, you're a goddamn writer who just moved into a tiny east London flat, you'll need a new desk. If, like me, you have no money, your options are thus: Scour vintage markets for an overpriced but ultimately shitty desk, concede the last vestiges of your soul and visit Ikea, or build yourself a goddamn writing desk.

I did the last one. And I'm going to show you how. I'm not a desk expert – I'm barely qualified to sit at one – but you can think of me as the Gary Busey of desk-building: I have no idea what’s going on and Jennifer Garner is afraid of me.

Daniel Dalton / BuzzFeed

Get some timber.

There are several ways to get timber, depending on how broke a goddamn writer you are: You can find it, forage it, steal it, or get something vintage from Etsy, which most of you will want to do because you're all goddamn hipsters.

I don't have time for that shit, so I bought mine from a shop.

I bought redwood, because that's what they had. I learned that the name redwood is a lie. I suppose it has a reddish quality if you squint, or have blood in your eyes, but it's mostly beige/yellow.

Because I have a tiny flat and am overly judgmental, I need a fairly shallow desk. I opted for two lengths of redwood that I could fix together to make a desktop 450mm wide. That's 45cm, or just wide enough to catch my falling tears as I fail at life.

Daniel Dalton / BuzzFeed

Sand that shit.

The man at the shop cut the wood for me, and the ends of the wood were all rough from the saw. You can leave them rough, or you can take this shit seriously and fucking sand them.

If you can't be bothered, it's like Rodney Dangerfield famously said, “You should have gone to Ikea, jackass".

Daniel Dalton / BuzzFeed

Here is a macro photo of a sanding block.

My camera has a macro setting; isn't that cool? I got this sanding block from my local DIY shop – it has many different sides, like my ex, Julie. All of them terrible.

By which I mean they each have a different grade of sandpaper. It's helpful if you're the kind of person who walks into a DIY store and cries, because it covers every sanding-related base.

]]>Dan Daltonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/build-your-own-goddamn-writing-deskThu, 04 Dec 2014 06:47:33 -0500<b>The first rule of desk club is make your own goddamn desk.</b>danieldaltonnonadultErnest Hemingway once said: "Boy am I drunk." If you ever wonder why you're not a famous writer, the answer, my friends, is talent. But also the lack of a goddamn writing desk.
If, like me, you&#39;re a goddamn writer who just moved into a tiny east London flat, you&#39;ll need a new desk. If, like me, you have no money, your options are thus: Scour vintage markets for an overpriced but ultimately shitty desk, concede the last vestiges of your soul and visit Ikea, or build yourself a goddamn writing desk.
I did the last one. And I&#39;m going to show you how. I&#39;m not a desk expert &ndash; I&#39;m barely qualified to sit at one &ndash; but you can think of me as the Gary Busey of desk-building: I have no idea what&rsquo;s going on and Jennifer Garner is afraid of me.nonadultThere are several ways to get timber, depending on how broke a goddamn writer you are: You can find it, forage it, steal it, or get something vintage from Etsy, which most of you will want to do because you're all goddamn hipsters.
I don&#39;t have time for that shit, so I bought mine from a shop.
I bought redwood, because that&#39;s what they had. I learned that the name redwood is a lie. I suppose it has a reddish quality if you squint, or have blood in your eyes, but it&#39;s mostly beige/yellow.
Because I have a tiny flat and am overly judgmental, I need a fairly shallow desk. I opted for two lengths of redwood that I could fix together to make a desktop 450mm wide. That&#39;s 45cm, or just wide enough to catch my falling tears as I fail at life.nonadultThe man at the shop cut the wood for me, and the ends of the wood were all rough from the saw. You can leave them rough, or you can take this shit seriously and fucking sand them.
If you can't be bothered, it&#39;s like Rodney Dangerfield famously said, &ldquo;You should have gone to Ikea, jackass".nonadultMy camera has a macro setting; isn't that cool? I got this sanding block from my local DIY shop &ndash; it has many different sides, like my ex, Julie. All of them terrible.
By which I mean they each have a different grade of sandpaper. It&#39;s helpful if you&#39;re the kind of person who walks into a DIY store and cries, because it covers every sanding-related base.nonadultMy dad once told me, "Get your giant fucking head out of the way, I can't see the TV."
Similarly, the two planks of wood need fixing together. I&#39;d recommend both glue and mending plates. You can try using love and kindness, but love never held anything together and kindness is one bus stop before communism.nonadultIt's called a Bosch because that&#39;s the noise you make when each screw goes in. "BOSCH! Screw you, life! BOSCH! Screw you, Julie!"
You can try to use a manual screwdriver if you prefer but your forearms will burn like a motherfucker and you&#39;ll quit after one.nonadultThis is the wood adhesive I used. It says it dries harder than the wood itself, but I was once told I could be anything I wanted if I believed and that didn't come true, did it?
Apply a thin layer and press the planks together. You can use tape to hold the planks in place while they dry. Wipe off any excess glue with a damp paper towel. Do not sniff.nonadultIsn't that swell.nonadultYou can try to make legs, but you will suck at it, and your desk will wobble. You should buy legs. I found <a href="https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/WickedHairpinsUK?ref=l2-shopheader-name">these on Etsy.</a>nonadultThese are drywall screws and I bought them at 11pm from a shop that mostly sold canned goods. These are not the screws you are looking for, and will almost certainly result in the catastrophic failure of your desk, and many, many casualties.
Before you sue me for wrongful desk, please make sure you buy actual legit wood screws.nonadultI spaced the legs 20mm from the edge of the desktop, and attached them using the shitty screws I will spend the rest of my life regretting. Like goddamn Julie.
If the underside of your desk looks a bit of a mess, like this one, it doesn't matter. Literally zero people give a fuck about what the underside of your desk looks like.nonadultBOSCH!nonadultAccording to Photoshop: Yes!nonadultSand the desktop lightly to remove any excess glue, scuff marks, pasta stains, tears, or doubts about your masculinity, then wipe it clean.
I'm coating mine with wax because I can&#39;t be bothered to stain or varnish it. You can do what the fuck you want with yours.nonadultI didn't need to take a picture of it, but I wanted another excuse to use the sweet macro function my camera has.
Rub the wax in a small circular motion until you&#39;ve covered the whole of the surface and edges. Leave it to dry for 30 minutes, then polish it with a clean part of the cloth.
You can apply more layers of wax for greater shine but honestly I couldn&#39;t be bothered.nonadultNo goddamn writing desk is complete without a MacBook, iMac, or other Apple product to truly show that you are indeed a goddamn writer and that this is a serious goddamn writing desk for serious goddamn writing.nonadultCongratulations, you are now a man. Apologies if you didn't want that for your life. Crack open a beer, oppress some people.
It&#39;s amazing what you can do with your bare hands and a little untamed masculinity. And an electric screwdriver. And shitty screws.
The desk cost me around &pound;100 to make (timber &pound;25, legs &pound;60, glue/screws/wax/cloth &pound;15). I could have made it more cheaply but no one ever avoided writing the next great novel on a cheap, shitty desk.nonadultnonadult33 idées de cadeaux pour les fans de « Parks And Recreations »https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/cadeaux-parks-and-recreations?utm_term=4ldqpia
Treat yo’self.

Can you tell the difference between Scotch, Bourbon, Whiskey and a punch in the mouth?

If not, Quora user Brian Collier has the perfect steps to becoming an expert.

NBC

You both need room to breathe.

Use an old fashioned glass. The glass is as wide as it is tall, and give the whiskey lots of air. It also lets you get your nose in the glass so you can smell all the amazing stuff happening in there.

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Keep things one-on-one.

If you really want to learn to detect different flavors in your whiskey, don't mix it with sodas like Coke or Sprite because the sugar and other flavors in the soda will overwhelm the flavor of the whiskey.

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Friends are nice in small doses.

Water is whiskey's best friend...in small amounts. If you've got cask-strength whiskey in a glass, it's going to burn you. Splash a little water in there and you'll be amazed at how much flavor opens up. If you're just starting out, try mixing 3/4 whiskey to 1/4 water in your glass. This will take the edge off the alcohol burn and allow you to taste the other flavors. Carbonated water is a whole other experience because the bubbles change how the flavors reach you, enhancing some and muting others. (If you're used to drinking your booze with Coke, try it with fizzy water sometime.)

Could Ron Swanson secretly be a Kiwi? Let us observe the facts...

He appreciates a good ice cream.

]]>Jemima Skelleyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/ron-swanson-is-secretly-a-kiwiThu, 30 Oct 2014 03:00:17 -0400<b>We don&#39;t mean to alarm you, but this is definitely a thing.</b>jemimaskelleynonadultIf Men Lost Their Virginity Like Women Lose Theirshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherguerrero/if-men-lost-their-virginity-like-women-lost-theirs?utm_term=4ldqpia
“There’s probably going to be blood, a lot of blood.”

Some people may find your relaxation techniques...questionable.

You share the same weaknesses.

]]>riafloreshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/riaflores/17-signs-that-ron-swanson-is-your-spirit-animal-11qbpWed, 15 Oct 2014 02:19:33 -0400<b>Let&#39;s face it, Ron Swanson is the best thing that&#39;s happened since bacon.</b>riafloresnonadultHow To Be The Perfect Woman (According To Men)https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherguerrero/how-to-be-the-perfect-woman-according-to-men?utm_term=4ldqpia
Listen to these average men!

You're both always down to eat the same thing, making dinner planning super easy.

]]>Julia Pugachevskyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/lessons-leslie-knope-and-ron-swason-taught-us-about-frienWed, 24 Sep 2014 17:50:49 -0400<b>"You&#39;re literally listening to turkey calls."</b>juliapugachevskynonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult"Ron, listen to me very carefully. I lost my father when I was ten. I don&#39;t have any brothers. And Ken Burns never wrote me back. So I am not getting married without you there to walk me down the aisle. End of discussion."nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultNick Offerman Has Already Planned A Totally Majestic Funeral And Chris Pratt Will Be Therehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/nick-offerman-has-already-planned-his-funeral-and-it-sounds?utm_term=4ldqpia
A funeral fit for Ron Swanson.

]]>Rachel Zarrellhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/nick-offerman-has-already-planned-his-funeral-and-it-soundsWed, 24 Sep 2014 17:47:42 -0400<b>A funeral fit for Ron Swanson.</b>rachelzarrellnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<blockquote>As it nears the extreme range of a long bow, Chris Pratt will light a large flaming arrow from the pyre, nock the arrow to his string, draw the bow taut with a mighty heave, then loose it in a long, majestic arc of fire and smoke until, impossibly, its tooth is ensnared, dartlike, in the main sail of my barque, immolating the entire boat in a frenzy of roaring conflagration until the funerary blaze descends, hissing smoke, into the welcoming arms of Mother Pacifica.</blockquote>nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultH/T <a href="http://imgur.com/sy7GH8l">Imgur</a>nonadultHow To Be A Manhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherguerrero/how-to-be-a-man?utm_term=4ldqpia
Being a man might seem like a scary thing, but it’s simpler than you think!

]]>Christopher Guerrerohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherguerrero/how-to-be-a-manTue, 23 Sep 2014 22:44:39 -0400<b>Being a man might seem like a scary thing, but it&rsquo;s simpler than you think!</b>christopherguerrerononadultnonadultGIVE INTO THE POWER OF THE MUSICnonadultThe Newest "Parks And Rec" Blooper Reel Is Herehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/parks-and-rec-bloopers-season-6
Starring Li’l Sebastian as everyone. Spoilers ahead.

This is Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation:

And this is a statue at the Walnut Street Theatre in Philadelphia:

I mean, they're practically the same person.

]]>Logan Rhoadeshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/this-marble-statue-looks-exactly-like-ron-swansonMon, 14 Jul 2014 18:46:20 -0400<b>Everything before this statue was a mistake.</b>mrloganrhoadesnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadulth/t <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2an1it/i_found_a_majestic_marble_sculpture_of_ron/">Reddit</a>nonadult19 Reasons The 4th Of July Is The Best Holiday, As Told By Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/the-4th-of-july-is-the-best-says-ron-swanson
“History began on July 4th, 1776 — everything before that was a mistake.”

And, more importantly, there's only one acceptable beverage.

]]>Julia Pugachevskyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/the-4th-of-july-is-the-best-says-ron-swansonThu, 03 Jul 2014 11:45:19 -0400<b>"History began on July 4th, 1776 -- everything before that was a mistake."</b>juliapugachevskynonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultNick Offerman Looks Slimmer These Dayshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyhennen/nick-offerman-looks-slimmer-these-days
WHOA WHAT?

Parks and Rec star Nick Offerman looked quite svelte at the Lucille Lortel Awards this weekend in New York City.

D Dipasupil / Getty Images

If possible, he's even more handsome than normal!

Janette Pellegrini / Getty Images

]]>Emily Hennenhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyhennen/nick-offerman-looks-slimmer-these-daysMon, 05 May 2014 13:09:18 -0400<b>WHOA WHAT?</b>emilyhennennonadultnonadultnonadultWhat do you guys think?nonadultThis Photo Of Young Nick Offerman Is Hilarious (And Kinda Sexy)https://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/this-photo-of-young-nick-offerman-is-hilarious-and-kinda-sex
To be honest, the Parks and Rec star can really rock the hell out of a bikini.

Behold, a young Nick Offerman (aka Parks and Rec's uber-macho man, Ron Swanson) looking pretty good dressed up as a hula girl.

The moment you realized you were eating imitation crab all along.

Getting scolded by your doctor for having ridiculously high cholesterol.

]]>Norberto Brice&ntilde;ohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/problems-only-meat-lovers-would-understandTue, 04 Feb 2014 17:20:38 -0500<b>Because vegan bacon is a thing.</b>norbertobricenononadultIn all fairness, De Niro had a point: If you overcook the steak, it&#39;s no good.nonadultWell, maybe it&#39;s not <i>that</i> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/madisonlmedeiros/reasons-you-should-date-a-vegetarian">bad.</a>nonadultnonadultnonadultOr as it&#39;s more commonly known, "the moments you considered becoming a vegan."nonadultnonadultnonadultYou either go bacon or go home.nonadultYour effort to be bacon is commendable, but no. Stop trying.nonadultnonadultnonadultNot ashamed.nonadult"Pink slime" might not even be in <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/mcdonalds-wants-you-to-see-what-goes-into-its-chicken-nugget?utm_c.">chicken nuggets</a>, but that image will stay in your brain forever anyways.nonadultThere is no suave way to eat ribs.nonadultJust because they say so doesn&#39;t mean we have to.nonadultNo they don&#39;t. I hate you. I hate you so much.nonadultnonadultnonadultThat zebra leg looks... so... good... *drool*nonadultnonadultTapeworms? I don&#39;t care. I want it now.nonadultDude... seriously. Not now.nonadultnonadultTofurkey? More like no-furkey.nonadultI&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t hear you over the sound of my munching on pork rinds.nonadultThis Toddler Is Obsessed With The "Parks And Recreation" Theme Songhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/this-toddler-is-obsessed-with-the-parks-and-recreation-theme
And what he does when he hears it is absolutely adorable.

According to Larry Gallagher, even if his son is upset, he "stops and dances no matter the situation" the second he hears the show's catchy tune.

Leslie Knope approves!

]]>Maycie Thorntonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/maycie/this-toddler-is-obsessed-with-the-parks-and-recreation-themeMon, 03 Feb 2014 15:19:49 -0500<b>And what he does when he hears it is absolutely adorable.</b>maycienonadultnonadultnonadultHow Much Would Ron Swanson Hate You?https://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/how-much-would-ron-swanson-hate-you
People are idiots.

NBC / Alanna Okun / BuzzFeed

]]>Alanna Okunhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/how-much-would-ron-swanson-hate-youMon, 03 Feb 2014 12:47:31 -0500<b>People are idiots.</b>alannaokunnonadultnonadultnonadult"Parks And Rec" Mashes Up Wonderfully With "Watchmen"https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyzieg/is-parks-and-rec-the-actual-prequel-to-watchmen-icsj
One incredible tumblr has made an earth shattering discovery. Who watches the parks department?

The tumblr Ron Sworschach beautifully combines Ron Swanson and Rorschach for a mashup you didn't know you needed.

]]>Andrew Zieglerhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andyzieg/is-parks-and-rec-the-actual-prequel-to-watchmen-icsjSun, 12 Jan 2014 19:16:21 -0500<b>One incredible <a href="http://ronsworschach.tumblr.com/">tumblr</a> has made an earth shattering discovery.</b> Who watches the parks department?andyziegnonadultWatch A 120-Pound Woman Devour A Steak Bigger Than Her Head In Under Three Minuteshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/a-120-pound-woman-devour-a-steak-bigger-than-her-head-in-und
Watch out, Ron Swanson.

This is Molly Schuyler. She weighs 120 pounds.

Molly is also a mother of four and eats competitively as a hobby.

And intense fast food platters.

]]>Julia Pugachevskyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/a-120-pound-woman-devour-a-steak-bigger-than-her-head-in-undThu, 09 Jan 2014 15:41:42 -0500<b>Watch out, Ron Swanson.</b>juliapugachevskynonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultOf...coke?nonadultnonadultnonadultThis Is The Christmas Anthem The Internet's Been Waiting Forhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinmcshane/this-is-the-christmas-anthem-the-internets-been-waiting-for
Listen to our 12 Days of Internet Christmas set to music.

]]>Kevin McShanehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinmcshane/this-is-the-christmas-anthem-the-internets-been-waiting-forSat, 21 Dec 2013 14:11:12 -0500<b>Listen to our <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/12-days-of-internet-christmas">12 Days of Internet Christmas</a> set to music.</b>kevinmcshanenonadultA Day In The Life Of A Journalist As Told By Catshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lisalikesstuff/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-journalist-as-told-by-cats-fuvp
Every journalist (and cat) can relate.

Ron Swanson Birthday Bacon and Eggs Greeting Card

Ron Swanson Hand Tooled Leather Notebook Journal Cover

]]>Mel H.https://www.buzzfeed.com/taskme/13-ron-swanson-etsy-finds-g02mSun, 27 Oct 2013 02:10:59 -0400<b><i>You had me at Meat Tornado.</i></b>taskmenonadult23 Times Ron Swanson Was Inarguably Right About The Worldhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/23-times-ron-swanson-was-inarguably-right-about-the-world
“There is only one bad word: Taxes.”

This party-planning advice.

This alcohol edu.

This social etiquette clarification.

]]>Rega Jhahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/23-times-ron-swanson-was-inarguably-right-about-the-worldMon, 14 Oct 2013 18:08:46 -0400<b>"There is only one bad word: Taxes."</b>regajhanonadultIf Everyone Were Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/if-everyone-were-ron-swanson
The world would be a better place. Via WorldWideInterweb.

If everyone were Ron Swanson, there'd be a lot more finely crafted tables in the world.

There would be no salads, because people aren't rabbits.

There'd have to be a lot more eggs.

And bacon.

]]>Erin Chackhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/if-everyone-were-ron-swansonWed, 25 Sep 2013 18:58:06 -0400<b>The world would be a better place.</b> Via <a href="http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/item/5564-if-everyone-was-ron-swanson-photoshop-photos.html">WorldWideInterweb</a>.erinchacknonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult15 Celebrities As Slothshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/shittywatercolour/celebrities-as-sloths
Oh yes. Shitty Watercolour is a U.K.-based artist who has become famous for his paintings of sloths which he then gives away — like one of Nick Offerman at the end of this post!

Ryan Gosling

Taylor Swift

]]>Shitty Watercolourhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/shittywatercolour/celebrities-as-slothsWed, 28 Aug 2013 16:11:55 -0400<b>Oh yes.</b> Shitty Watercolour is a U.K.-based artist who has become famous for his paintings of sloths which he then gives away &mdash; like one of Nick Offerman at the end of this post!shittywatercolournonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultAll you have to do is comment, subscribe, and like the video for a chance to win the Nick Offerman original signed watercolour. The artist tends to give away a new sloth painting every few days on his YouTube channel, so check it out for more!nonadultnonadultnonadultThe "Parks And Rec" Cast Were Filming In Londonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/the-parks-and-rec-cast-were-filming-in-london
And it was awesome.

]]>Ailbhe Malonehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/the-parks-and-rec-cast-were-filming-in-londonWed, 31 Jul 2013 12:12:44 -0400<b>And it was awesome.</b>ailbhemalonenonadult<p><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2611286737/ojll3odaxid4tw0rdidl_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">Ken Tremendous</p><p class="user_name">@KenTremendous</p><p class="tweet_text">And if you need an actor, I recommend this guy. #ParksandRec</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="%3Cimg%20src=">"&gt;</p>nonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000081667743/d1d0d59917f2bccc5e969e68c8806144_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">Peter Serafinowicz</p><p class="user_name">@serafinowicz</p><p class="tweet_text">Having such a lovely time shooting #ParksAndRec with @mradamscott and @prattprattpratt, great guys.</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="%3Cimg%20src=">"&gt;</p>nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2611286737/ojll3odaxid4tw0rdidl_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">Ken Tremendous</p><p class="user_name">@KenTremendous</p><p class="tweet_text">London? Whatevs. That's how we roll. Parks and Rec. We out. #ParksandRec</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="%3Cimg%20src=">"&gt;</p>nonadultnonadultnonadultRon Swanson Takes Londonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ron-swanson-takes-london
And for most of the time, he has his hand down his pants.

]]>Whitney Jeffersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ron-swanson-takes-londonWed, 31 Jul 2013 11:39:18 -0400<b>And for most of the time, he has his hand down his pants.</b>whitneyjeffersonnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult27 Ways To Be As American As Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/ways-to-be-as-american-as-ron-swanson
Eat more meat on a stick, for starters.

Every time you experience something wonderful, like a Big Gulp, don't be afraid to profess your patriotism.

Develop a love for all types of meats on sticks.

Remember that you are a hunter, and the world is your buffet.

]]>Erin La Rosahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/ways-to-be-as-american-as-ron-swansonMon, 01 Jul 2013 15:41:48 -0400<b>Eat more meat on a stick, for starters.</b>erinlarosaadult16 Steps To Properly Celebrate Nick Offerman's Birthdayhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/celebrating-nick-offermans-birthday
The Parks and Recreation actor and demigod turns 43 on Wednesday. Here is a guide to getting the dour Ron Swanson to party hard for his real-life counterpart.

Beware: Your well wishes will be rejected at first.

Remember, this is a man who likes his alone time.

You have to expect and accept the verbal abuse, OK?

Hey, at least he's honest.

]]>Jordan Zakarinhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/celebrating-nick-offermans-birthdayWed, 26 Jun 2013 19:04:33 -0400<b>The <i>Parks and Recreation</i> actor and demigod turns 43 on Wednesday.</b> Here is a guide to getting the dour Ron Swanson to party hard for his real-life counterpart.jordanzakarinnonadultThe Ron Swanson Guide To Romance Leads The Daily Linkshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/rsultan/the-ron-swanson-guide-to-romance-leads-the-daily-links
Plus a cat with awesome doorknob skills, an incredibly weird music video featuring Pitbull, and a brief history of songs in space.

Just look at the passion in that face. Is there anyone better to guide you in romance than Ron Swanson? - [Nerve]

]]>Raymond Sultanhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/rsultan/the-ron-swanson-guide-to-romance-leads-the-daily-linksMon, 13 May 2013 19:05:57 -0400<b>Plus a cat with awesome doorknob skills, an incredibly weird music video featuring Pitbull, and a brief history of songs in space.</b>rsultannonadult"Parks And Recreation" Has Been Renewed By NBChttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/parks-and-recreation-has-been-renewed-by-nbc
Let’s celebrate With GIFs! It’s official: Leslie, Ron and the entire gang from Pawnee are returning for a sixth season. Time to party like L’il Sebastian.

]]>Jordan Zakarinhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanzakarin/parks-and-recreation-has-been-renewed-by-nbcThu, 09 May 2013 17:42:15 -0400<b>Let&#39;s celebrate With GIFs!</b> It&#39;s official: Leslie, Ron and the entire gang from Pawnee are returning for a sixth season. Time to party like L&#39;il Sebastian.jordanzakarinnonadult6 Ways To Ask Someone If They're Pregnanthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/ways-to-ask-someone-if-theyre-pregnant
A fool proof guidebook by Burt Macklin, FBI. Spoilers for this week’s Parks and Rec .

The Verbal Gymnast.

Confuse them with you magnificent non sequiturs until they admit they're pregnant.

The Rocket Scientist.

Hit 'em with those advanced maths until they realize you're describing a SECOND HUMAN THAT'S GROWING INSIDE OF THEM.

The Assembly Interruptus.

Dramatic. Direct. Forced into honesty by the judgement of the crowd before them.

This terrible line is his response when someone asks him what he's doing later.

He steals his golf clubs from his patients.

]]>Krutika Mallikarjunahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/10-reasons-why-councilman-jamm-is-the-worstFri, 26 Apr 2013 01:34:37 -0400<b>Gettin&#39; real tired of your shit Jamm.</b> Spoilers for this week&#39;s <i>Parks and Rec</i>.kmallikarjunanonadult7 Ways To Get Over Being Sick: A Guide By Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/ways-to-get-over-being-sick-according-to-ron-swanson
Pawnee Service Announcement. Spoilers for this week’s episode.

Layer up.

Minimum, four, maximum, as many as you can fit.

Drink lots of fluids.

Add heat. Remove friends.

Really two steps, but much more effective when done together.

In case the above doesn't work and your well meaning but foolish nurse friend drags you to a hospital...

]]>Krutika Mallikarjunahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/ways-to-get-over-being-sick-according-to-ron-swansonThu, 11 Apr 2013 23:53:45 -0400<b>Pawnee Service Announcement.</b> Spoilers for this week&#39;s episode.kmallikarjunanonadult18 Of The Best Ron Swanson Quoteshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/18-of-the-best-ron-swanson-quotes-a078
Following the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness; a Parks and Recreation Guidebook

]]>Spencer Althousehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/18-of-the-best-ron-swanson-quotes-a078Sat, 06 Apr 2013 14:52:15 -0400<b>Following the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness; a Parks and Recreation Guidebook</b>spenceralthousenonadultSteaks, Butts, And Babies: The Key To Everyone's Heart On "Parks And Rec"https://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/steaks-butts-and-babies-the-key-to-everyones-heart-on-parks
Ben goes to Partridge to get the key to the city but what we really learn (cue sentimental music) is how to win the key to everyone’s heart. Also, that Ben is the best high person.

The key to Ron's heart: Telling him he's won free steak.

The key to Leslie's heart: Cheesy pics that commemorate adorable 18 year old Ben, former mayor of Partridge.

The other key to Leslie's heart? Ben's butt.

And whew don't even get her started about when he talks numbers! *swoons*

]]>Heben Nigatuhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/steaks-butts-and-babies-the-key-to-everyones-heart-on-parksFri, 05 Apr 2013 14:03:39 -0400<b>Ben goes to Partridge to get the key to the city but what we really learn (cue sentimental music) is how to win the key to everyone&#39;s heart.</b> Also, that Ben is the best high person.hnigatunonadultMake Ron Swanson Dance To ANYTHINGhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/make-ron-swanson-dance-to-anything
Welcome to a beautiful future in which you can force Nick Offerman to dance blissfully to Britney, Beyoncé, and Skrillex. Thank you, Popcorn Maker.

Britney Spears, "...Baby One More Time"

Beyoncé, "Single Ladies"

The B-52's, "Rock Lobster"

Skrillex, "Bangarang"

]]>Matthew Perpetuahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/make-ron-swanson-dance-to-anythingFri, 08 Mar 2013 13:10:00 -0500<b>Welcome to a beautiful future in which you can force Nick Offerman to dance blissfully to Britney, Beyonc&eacute;, and Skrillex.</b> Thank you, <a href="https://popcorn.webmaker.org/">Popcorn Maker</a>.perpetuanonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultRon Swanson Dances To Daft Punkhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/ron-swanson-dances-to-daft-punk
This is a ten minute video of Nick Offerman blissing out to a loop of the new Daft Punk song. You’re welcome.

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/heres-ron-swanson-as-the-mona-lisaFri, 22 Feb 2013 12:05:16 -0500<b>Just because.</b>lyapalaternonadultIs It OK To Microwave Nachos?https://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/is-it-ok-to-microwave-nachos
Oven vs. Microwave. Let’s all scream at each other about cheese and chips for a second.

These are some chips covered in shredded cheese and beans. They are not nachos yet. They require a heat source.

There are many mean things one could say about these. WTF are they doing on a PLATE instead of in a deep DISH? Why isn't there more cheese?! Those tortilla chips look crappy and dumb! More on that in another post.

These are the nachos after 10 minutes in a 350-degree oven.

We used Tostitos Original.

These are the nachos after two minutes in the microwave.

Same chips. Same amount of cheese.

Oven nachos with toppings.

After they came out of the oven, we topped them with fresh, just-made pico de gallo (a combination of chopped onion, tomato, jalapeño, garlic, cilantro, salt, lime) and sour cream.

]]>Emily Fleischakerhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/is-it-ok-to-microwave-nachosWed, 30 Jan 2013 15:00:01 -0500<b>Oven vs. Microwave</b>. Let&#39;s all scream at each other about cheese and chips for a second.emoflynonadultThere are many mean things one could say about these. WTF are they doing on a PLATE instead of in a deep DISH? Why isn&#39;t there more cheese?! Those tortilla chips look crappy and dumb! More on that in another post.nonadultWe used Tostitos Original.nonadultSame chips. Same amount of cheese.nonadultAfter they came out of the oven, we topped them with fresh, just-made pico de gallo (a combination of chopped onion, tomato, jalape&ntilde;o, garlic, cilantro, salt, lime) and sour cream.nonadultThe exact same toppings.nonadultnonadultnonadultWe were shocked. There was NOT THAT HUGE of a difference. Harsh words were exchanged. Someone threw a fistful of shredded cheese. The oven nachos were undeniably better &mdash; crispier, with a cheesy golden crust that made the flavor more complex. BUT we were all surprised that the difference wasn't more pronounced.
<b>THE VERDICT</b>: If you are going to top your nachos with anything substantial &mdash; like salsa, pico de gallo, guacamole, sour cream &mdash; and you are starving and short on time, a microwave is JUST FINE.
If you want to go the extra mile in the name of flavor and don&#39;t give a damn about time, or if you have only cheese and chips, then use the oven.nonadultThis Banana Dipped In Nutella Looks Exactly Like Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-banana-dipped-in-nutella-looks-exactly-like-r
Seriously, it’s uncanny!

]]>Ryan Broderickhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-banana-dipped-in-nutella-looks-exactly-like-rWed, 30 Jan 2013 14:08:19 -0500<b>Seriously, it&#39;s uncanny!</b>ryanhatesthisnonadultnonadultnonadultHow To Make Nacho Lasagna In 9 Easy Stepshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/thrillistbuzz/how-to-make-nacho-lasagna-in-9-easy-steps-7vvo
This is about as fancy as a Super Bowl party should be allowed to get.

Behold, Nacho Lasagna

When it's not sparking a heated discussion about how much Colin Kaepernick looks like Milo from 24, the Super Bowl is about eating. This year, wow your party guests with Hint of Lime Tostitosthis beautiful Frankenfood. The recipe is courtesy of Glenn Harris, chef at NYC's The Smith restaurant.

Step 1: Base layer of chili, then 4 tortillas, then more chili.

Step 2: CHEESE

]]>ThrillistBuzzhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/thrillistbuzz/how-to-make-nacho-lasagna-in-9-easy-steps-7vvoWed, 30 Jan 2013 11:39:52 -0500<b>This is about as fancy as a Super Bowl party should be allowed to get.</b>thrillistbuzznonadultThere Is A Breakfast Sandwich Named After Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/there-is-a-breakfast-sandwich-named-after-ron-swan
And apparently, if it’s not big enough for you, a side of maple syrup is available upon request.

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/photo-of-the-boys-of-parks-and-rec-with-the-indiTue, 04 Dec 2012 11:49:37 -0500<b>Maybe it&#39;s Ron&#39;s perfect posture, or Aziz&#39;s slightly spacey face, but whatever it is this photo is great.</b>lyapalaternonadultnonadultPlus more of them in front of the St. Elmo Steak House:nonadultnonadultnonadultInside the steakhouse...nonadultAND this claaaaassssssic Ron Swanson pic with a fan:nonadultHow To Grow A Moustache With Nick Offermanhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/how-to-grow-a-moustache-with-nick-offerman
“Get ready for the single manliest journey of your life.”

Remember, if you want to grow a moustache, you have to eat a raw onion.

]]>Mike Hayeshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/how-to-grow-a-moustache-with-nick-offermanWed, 24 Oct 2012 14:21:52 -0400<b>"Get ready for the single manliest journey of your life."</b>mikehayesnonadultnonadultnonadultRon Swanson Is A Pretty, Pretty Princesshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ron-swanson-is-a-pretty-pretty-princess
Albeit a begrudging one. But at least he got a date out of the whole thing!

]]>Whitney Jeffersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/ron-swanson-is-a-pretty-pretty-princessFri, 05 Oct 2012 13:52:56 -0400<b>Albeit a begrudging one.</b> But at least he got a date out of the whole thing!whitneyjeffersonnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThe Best Answer From Nick Offerman's Reddit AMAhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/the-best-answer-from-nick-offermans-reddit-ama
Ron Swanson IRL reveals his formula for “badassery.”

You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?

]]>Jessica Testahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/the-best-answer-from-nick-offermans-reddit-amaFri, 31 Aug 2012 16:56:21 -0400<b>Ron Swanson IRL reveals his formula for "badassery."</b>jtesnonadult<big><b>You are one of the manliest men of whom I have ever heard. What is your morning routine that begins a day of badassery?</b></big>nonadultnonadultRon Swanson Sings "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" Like A Donkey Being Molestedhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-sings-take-me-out-to-the-ball-game-l
The latest installment of Nick Offerman and Craig Robinson’s Cubs/White Sox battle is a musical delight.
]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-sings-take-me-out-to-the-ball-game-lMon, 18 Jun 2012 15:13:32 -0400<b>The latest installment of Nick Offerman and Craig Robinson&#39;s Cubs/White Sox battle is a musical delight.</b>jpmoorenonadultNick Offerman Goes Blondhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/nick-offerman-goes-blond
The Parks and Recreation star debuted his new look at the 71st Peabody Awards on Monday.

]]>Stacy Lambehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/nick-offerman-goes-blondTue, 22 May 2012 10:10:57 -0400<b>The <em>Parks and Recreation</em> star debuted his new look at the 71st Peabody Awards on Monday.</b>stacylambenonadultRon Swanson Would Do Anything For The Cubshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-would-do-anything-for-the-cubs-to-win
Including skinny-dipping in Lake Michigan… Again.

]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-would-do-anything-for-the-cubs-to-winThu, 17 May 2012 11:09:17 -0400<b>Including skinny-dipping in Lake Michigan...</b> Again.jpmoorenonadultRon Swanson And Darryl From "The Office" Have A Baseball Blood Feudhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mikemehalick/nick-offerman-craig-robinsons-chicago-baseb
The real life counterparts to NBC’s Ron Swanson and Darryl Philbin share strong Illinois roots. Sadly for them, and fortunately for us, the ties that bind don’t extend to the age old Chicago Cubs/White Sox feud.

]]>Mike Mehalickhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mikemehalick/nick-offerman-craig-robinsons-chicago-basebThu, 05 Apr 2012 11:51:20 -0400<strong>The real life counterparts to NBC&#39;s Ron Swanson and Darryl Philbin share strong Illinois roots.</strong> Sadly for them, and fortunately for us, the ties that bind don&#39;t extend to the age old Chicago Cubs/White Sox feud.mikemehalicknonadultTwitter Buzz: The Real Ron Swanson Has Joined Twitterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/twitter-buzz-the-real-ron-swanson-has-joined-twit
Nick Offerman has a twitter account. Though it’s not verified yet, multiple castmates have confirmed that it’s the real deal. Plus, Serena Williams has a pimple on her forehead, Fred Willard does “Who’s On First,” and plenty of jokes about it being International Women’s Day (duh).

For Comparison:

]]>Whitney Jeffersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/a-real-life-ron-swanson-exists-in-louisianaFri, 24 Feb 2012 12:16:06 -0500<b><a href="http://1079ishot.com/ron-swanson-from-nbcs-parks-recreation-restores-furniture-in-lafayette-photos/">Hot 107.9</a>&#39;s DJ Dijital was just casually watching TV when he saw an ad for a local wood-working shop with a man who looks almost exactly like Ron Swanson.</b> Though it seems like it could easily be an elaborate joke by fellow <a href="http://offermanwoodshop.com/index.html"></a> Nick Offerman, the <a href="http://www.parkerwoodworks.com/Default.asp?page=1">shop</a> featured in said commercial seems to actually <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;q=139+Decal+St,+Lafayette,+LA+70508&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=30.188612,-92.002001&amp;spn=0.021218,0.085659&amp;t=h&amp;om=0">exist</a>. Can somebody in Louisiana drive on over and confirm? Perhaps more importantly, do you think this guy knows that he looks like Ron Swanson?whitneyjeffersonnonadultRon Swanson Is On IMDbhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mandiea/ron-swanson-is-on-imdb-82u
IMDb has Ron Swanson listed with credits as an existing writer on “Walker, Texas Ranger” and “Top Dog”. Please let this be one of those situations where we all believe in something enough that it becomes real.

]]>Marie Hutchinsonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mandiea/ron-swanson-is-on-imdb-82uFri, 17 Feb 2012 18:55:45 -0500<b>IMDb has <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0841861/">Ron Swanson</a> listed with credits as an existing writer on "Walker, Texas Ranger" and "Top Dog".</b> Please let this be one of those situations where we all believe in something enough that it becomes real.mandieanonadultnonadultnonadultLouis C.K. Returns To "Parks And Recreation"https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/louis-ck-returns-to-parks-and-recreation
And he’s still in love with Leslie. Plus: the return of Ron Swanson’s alter ego, Duke Silver!

But perhaps more importantly, Ron's past life as a jazz musician almost became public knowledge last night.

]]>Whitney Jeffersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/louis-ck-returns-to-parks-and-recreationFri, 17 Feb 2012 13:41:40 -0500<b>And he&#39;s still in love with Leslie.</b> Plus: the return of Ron Swanson&#39;s alter ego, Duke Silver!whitneyjeffersonnonadultnonadultBut perhaps more importantly, Ron&#39;s past life as a jazz musician almost became public knowledge last night.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultRon Swanson Gives You All The Advice You Could Ever Needhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-gives-you-all-the-advice-you-need
I wish I had seen this last night, because some of these would have come in handy. Particularly “Turkey can never beat a cow.” I was at the weirdest race track ever.

]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-gives-you-all-the-advice-you-needWed, 08 Feb 2012 11:27:20 -0500<b>I wish I had seen this last night, because some of these would have come in handy.</b> Particularly "Turkey can never beat a cow." I was at the weirdest race track ever.jpmoorenonadultIf Dr. Seuss Wrote A Book About Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/if-dr-seuss-wrote-a-book-about-ron-swanson
“Give Me All The [Green] Bacon & Eggs You Have.” You know, I don’t think Ron would say no to a helping of ham, either.

For those who really dig the design, it's also available as a t-shirt at Red Bubble. You had me at "meat tornado."

]]>Whitney Jeffersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/if-dr-seuss-wrote-a-book-about-ron-swansonTue, 07 Feb 2012 14:23:40 -0500<b>"Give Me All The [Green] Bacon &amp; Eggs You Have."</b> You know, I don&#39;t think Ron would say no to a helping of ham, either.whitneyjeffersonnonadultnonadult<big>For those who really dig the design, it&#39;s also available as a t-shirt at <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/tomtrager/works/8439274-ron-swanson-vs-dr-seuss">Red Bubble</a>. You had me at "meat tornado."</big>nonadultThe Ron Swanson Rap Tributehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-ron-swanson-rap-tribute
It was only a matter of time. Using Waka Flocka Flame’s “No Hands” as the beat, Adam WarRock has created a song about Pawnee’s finest called Waka Flocka Swanson.” Lyrics include references to the Pyramid Of Greatness and meat tornadoes and the song features actual quotes from Ron Swanson’s mouth. It is, essentially, the soundtrack from my dreams.

]]>Whitney Jeffersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/the-ron-swanson-rap-tributeThu, 26 Jan 2012 10:22:14 -0500<b>It was only a matter of time.</b> Using Waka Flocka Flame&#39;s "No Hands" as the beat, Adam WarRock has created a song about Pawnee&#39;s finest called Waka Flocka Swanson." Lyrics include references to the Pyramid Of Greatness and meat tornadoes and the song features actual quotes from Ron Swanson&#39;s mouth. It is, essentially, the soundtrack from my dreams.whitneyjeffersonnonadultnonadultWarrock, who writes songs about important topics like <a href="http://www.adamwarrock.com/?p=2170">SOPA</a>, <a href="http://www.adamwarrock.com/?p=2123">Ryan Gosling</a>, and having <a href="http://www.adamwarrock.com/?p=1856">never watched "Doctor Who," occasionally partners up for live performances with other comedic geniuses like</a> <a href="http://www.adamwarrock.com/?p=2155">Martin Starr</a>.
He also has a "Parks &amp; Rec" EP out that includes songs about Leslie Knope&#39;s campaign and Entertainment 720, which you can download for free <a href="http://www.adamwarrock.com/parksrec/">right here</a>.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultRon Swanson Valentine's Day Cardshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/ron-swanson-valentines-day-cards
Wonders of the Internet never cease. New Year’s is over, so onward to the next contrived Hallmark holiday!

]]>Donna Dickenshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/ron-swanson-valentines-day-cardsWed, 11 Jan 2012 13:39:40 -0500<b>Wonders of the Internet never cease.</b> New Year&#39;s is over, so onward to the next contrived Hallmark holiday!donnadnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultRon Paul Swanson Tumblrhttp://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/ron-paul-swanson-is-the-crusty-libertarian-hybrid-america-needs-right-now/

What happens when you take images of Ron Paul and top them with quotes from Ron Swanson? The least likable libertarian and the most likable libertarian collide to create true internet beauty.

]]>UPROXXhttp://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/ron-paul-swanson-is-the-crusty-libertarian-hybrid-america-needs-right-now/Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:50:57 -0500What happens when you take images of Ron Paul and top them with quotes from Ron Swanson?</b> The least likable libertarian and the most likable libertarian collide to create true internet beauty.uproxxnonadultThe Best Ron Swanson Food Quoteshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesged/the-best-ron-swanson-food-quotes-41ea
Ron Swanson is the Chuck Norris of food. Check out this list of the best Ron Swason quotes about bacon, eggs, shrimp, cow, turke,y and more.

]]>UPROXXhttp://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/12/the-internets-10-best-ron-swanson-tributes-of-2011/Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:47:35 -0500<b>This year will forever be known as "The Year of Swanson" on the internet.</b> So bask in his mustachioed glory before the next sensation leaves him in the company of "Keyboard Cat" and "Chocolate Rain".uproxxnonadultBest Cookies Everhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/pharoahkitty/best-gift-ever-316p
Santa better bring me these this year.

]]>Slatehttp://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2011/12/07/newt_gingrich_should_emulate_ron_swanson.htmlWed, 07 Dec 2011 14:43:41 -0500<b>Why can't Gingrich be more like Swanson?</b> The Swanson persona could help not only in capturing the imagination of the Republican base but also a significant portion of swing voters. slatenonadultThe Battle Of The Network Tv Alpha Maleshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/the-battle-of-the-network-tv-alpha-males
This needs to be a real thing. And it needs to happen right now.

]]>hellogiggles.comhttp://hellogiggles.com/breaking-news-ernest-hemingway-never-died-he-just-operates-under-the-name-ron-swansonWed, 16 Nov 2011 18:49:56 -0500<b>He just operates under the name Ron Swanson.</b> The case is open and shut. Take a look for yourselves.hellogiggles.comnonadultDonaghy Vs. Swanson Fight Posterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jond4/donaghy-vs-swanson-fight-poster-2s6r
Who would win if Jack Donaghy from “30 Rock” and Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” were to face off in the ring? Us, that’s who.

]]>Jonny etchttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jond4/donaghy-vs-swanson-fight-poster-2s6rTue, 15 Nov 2011 15:06:25 -0500<b>Who would win if Jack Donaghy from "30 Rock" and Ron Swanson from "Parks and Recreation" were to face off in the ring? </b>Us, that's who.jond4nonadultRon Swanson Moustache Combshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/ron-swanson-moustache-combs
Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson of Parks and Rec, has an actual woodshop, where they create handmade wood products, like this moustache comb. If you buy this, some of his dapper will probably rub off on you.

]]>Peggy Wanghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/ron-swanson-moustache-combsThu, 10 Nov 2011 14:09:13 -0500<b>Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson of <i>Parks and Rec</i>, has an actual woodshop, where they create handmade wood products, like this moustache comb.</b> If you buy this, some of his dapper will probably rub off on you.peggynonadultnonadultnonadultUltimate Ron Swanson Pumpkin Collectionhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kzoopsf/ultimate-ron-swanson-pumpkin-collection-1a1
The only way these could be better is if they were steaks instead of pumpkins.

]]>Kate Zoophttps://www.buzzfeed.com/kzoopsf/ultimate-ron-swanson-pumpkin-collection-1a1Tue, 25 Oct 2011 13:08:52 -0400<b>The only way these could be better is if they were steaks instead of pumpkins.</b>kzoopsfnonadultRon Swanson Halloween Maskhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jond4/ron-swanson-halloween-mask-2s6r
This Halloween why not dress as everyone’s favorite parks director and all around badass, Ron Swanson. Download the printable mask Here.

]]>Jonny etchttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jond4/ron-swanson-halloween-mask-2s6rMon, 24 Oct 2011 15:37:01 -0400<b>This Halloween why not dress as everyone&#39;s favorite parks director and all around badass, Ron Swanson. </b>Download the printable mask <a href="http://www.tauntr.com/blog/ron-swanson-halloween-mask">Here</a>.jond4nonadultRon Swanson Pizza Toppingshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-pizza-toppings
Not to mix NBC shows or anything, but I want to go to there. Though I think Ron would murder them for having his picture even near the word soy.

]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swanson-pizza-toppingsFri, 07 Oct 2011 17:48:47 -0400<b>Not to mix NBC shows or anything, but I want to go to there.</b> Though I think Ron would murder them for having his picture even near the word soy.jpmoorenonadultThe Greatest Ron Swanson Portrait Everhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonavant/the-greatest-ron-swanson-painting-ever-413e
Behold His glory.

]]>Jason Avanthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonavant/the-greatest-ron-swanson-painting-ever-413eThu, 06 Oct 2011 17:17:11 -0400<b>Behold His glory.</b>jasonavantnonadultRon Swanson Vs. Uncle Samhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jond4/ron-swanson-vs-uncle-sam-2s6r
The only thing that could make this portrait by Jon Defreest more awesome would be the addition of bacon.

]]>Jonny etchttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jond4/ron-swanson-vs-uncle-sam-2s6rMon, 03 Oct 2011 10:41:28 -0400<b>The only thing that could make this portrait by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jonnyetc">Jon Defreest</a> more awesome would be the addition of bacon.</b>jond4adultRon Swanson's High School Photoshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/ron-swansons-high-school-photos
Or should I say Nick Offerman’s? They’re Ron Swanson approved though.

]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/meet-ron-swansons-first-ex-wife-tammy-1Thu, 01 Sep 2011 18:00:28 -0400<b>Tammy 1, played by the amazing Patricia Clarkson, is back in Pawnee to neuter Ron Swanson.</b> Check out this preview of the newest season of Parks And Recreation. (Also featuring Tammy 0, his mother!)jpmoorenonadultElephant Vs. Elephant Vs. Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/elephant-vs-elephant-vs-ron-swanson
Swanson is a conqueror of both man and nature. This is definitely the new Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. Make sure to add your own.

]]>Todd Van Lulinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/elephant-vs-elephant-vs-ron-swansonFri, 19 Aug 2011 12:45:50 -0400<b>Swanson is a conqueror of both man and nature.</b> This is definitely the new <a href="http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/">Selleck Waterfall Sandwich</a>. Make sure to add your own.toddvanlulingnonadultPaul Rudd Vs. Ryan Gosling Vs. Jon Hamm Vs. Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/paul-rudd-vs-ryan-gosling-vs-jon-hamm-vs-ron-sw
Ancient texts have predicted one final battle will take place on what’s left of the sands and dust of this world right before our final Judgement. This is that battle.

Paul Rudd

]]>Todd Van Lulinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/paul-rudd-vs-ryan-gosling-vs-jon-hamm-vs-ron-swMon, 15 Aug 2011 14:16:51 -0400<b> Ancient texts have predicted one final battle will take place on what&#39;s left of the sands and dust of this world right before our final Judgement. </b> This is that battle.toddvanlulingnonadultThe 30 Best Portraits Of Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/the-30-best-portraits-of-ron-swanson
Ron Swanson is a man who deserves to have his portrait hanging on every wall in America. Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was, “Ron Swanson’s portrait should be on a lot of walls in America.” What I said was, “Ron Swanson’s portrait should be on ALL walls in America.” Do you understand?

]]>Todd Van Lulinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/the-30-best-portraits-of-ron-swansonWed, 10 Aug 2011 12:16:22 -0400<b>Ron Swanson is a man who deserves to have his portrait hanging on every wall in America.</b> Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was, &ldquo;Ron Swanson&#39;s portrait should be on a lot of walls in America.&rdquo; What I said was, &ldquo;Ron Swanson&#39;s portrait should be on ALL walls in America.&rdquo; Do you understand?toddvanlulingnonadultWe Made Our Own Ron Swanson Dolls And So Can You!https://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/we-made-our-own-ron-swanson-dolls-and-so-can-you
Last Thursday an amazing Ron Swanson paper-doll cutout was circling the web and we just weren’t able to help ourselves and make our own Swansons at the office. We also had our Twitter followers get in on the game and we have a great roundup of those as well. Make sure to add your own in the comments!

Hard at work

]]>Todd Van Lulinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/we-made-our-own-ron-swanson-dolls-and-so-can-youSun, 31 Jul 2011 20:22:00 -0400<b>Last Thursday an amazing <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/the-7-best-ron-swanson-gifts">Ron Swanson paper-doll cutout</a> was circling the web and we just weren&#39;t able to help ourselves and make our own Swansons at the office. </b> We also had our Twitter followers get in on the game and we have a great roundup of those as well. Make sure to add your own in the comments!toddvanlulingnonadultThe 15 Best Ron Swanson GIFshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-15-best-ron-swanson-gifs

When I saw Todd’s awesome Ron Swanson Gifts Post, I had originally thought it said “Ron Swanson GIFs.” It turned out it was something even more fantastic, but then I was sad that there wasn’t a post of Swanson GIFS. I am no longer sad.

]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-15-best-ron-swanson-gifsThu, 28 Jul 2011 16:36:03 -0400<b>When I saw Todd&#39;s awesome <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/the-7-best-ron-swanson-gifts"> Ron Swanson Gifts Post</a>, I had originally thought it said "Ron Swanson GIFs."</b> It turned out it was something even more fantastic, but then I was sad that there wasn&#39;t a post of Swanson GIFS. I am no longer sad.jpmoorenonadultThe 7 Best Ron Swanson Giftshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/the-7-best-ron-swanson-gifts
If you love Ron Swanson and are intrigued by the idea of owning a Swanson doll or even an epic portrait to hang on your wall, you should probably check these out. When I found a few of these on Etsy I had a minor heart attack of excitement and may have bought a couple for myself but I’m sure the artists will make you another one if you shoot them an email. Act quickly before the rest sell out!

]]>Todd Van Lulinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/the-7-best-ron-swanson-giftsThu, 28 Jul 2011 12:27:54 -0400<b> If you love Ron Swanson and are intrigued by the idea of owning a Swanson doll or even an epic portrait to hang on your wall, you should probably check these out. </b> When I found a few of these on Etsy I had a minor heart attack of excitement and may have bought a couple for myself but I&#39;m sure the artists will make you another one if you shoot them an email. Act quickly before the rest sell out!toddvanlulingnonadultGive Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Havehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/somenorcalguy/give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have-e6x
The family crest of Ron Swanson. It’s also an art print from Secretly Swedish. (Via)

]]>Jed Oliverhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/somenorcalguy/give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have-e6xFri, 15 Jul 2011 14:31:45 -0400<b>The family crest of Ron Swanson.</b> It&#39;s also an art print from <a href="http://society6.com/secretlyswedish/Give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-The-Crest-of-Ron_Print">Secretly Swedish</a>. (<a href="http://bldgwlf.com/bacon/">Via</a>)somenorcalguynonadultWhat Does Amy Poehler Think Of The Lack Of Emmy Love For Ron Swanson?https://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/what-does-amy-pohler-think-of-the-lack-of-emmy-lov
When talking to Hitfix.com’s Alan Sepinwall about her own Emmy nomination, the subject of Nick Offerman’s snub came up…

]]>Jack Moorehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/what-does-amy-pohler-think-of-the-lack-of-emmy-lovThu, 14 Jul 2011 17:37:08 -0400<b>When talking to <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/emmys-2011-amy-poehler-talks-about-parks-and-recreations-outstanding-comedy-nomination">Hitfix.com&#39;s Alan Sepinwall about her own Emmy nomination</a>, the subject of Nick Offerman&#39;s snub came up...</b>jpmoorenonadultThe Many Faces of Ron Swansonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/piratekitten/the-many-faces-of-ron-swanson-1gg1
It’s not easy being a stalwart mass of pure awesome and convey a wide range of emotion. But Nick Offerman does it with subtlety and skill.

]]>piratekittenhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/piratekitten/the-many-faces-of-ron-swanson-1gg1Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:20:51 -0400<b>It&#39;s not easy being a stalwart mass of pure awesome <i>and</i> convey a wide range of emotion.</b> But Nick Offerman does it with subtlety and skill.piratekittennonadultThe Ron Swanson Aging Timelinehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hram/the-official-ron-swanson-aging-timeline-1dv2
With all the aging timelines on Buzzfeed, how could the illustrious Ron Swanson have been overlooked?
(Via RAMBLOG.)

1980

1990

2000

2005

2011

2025

2100

Eventually, even Ron Swanson has to age, right? No, that can't be true. Nevermind. For all future dates, see 2011.

]]>hramhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hram/the-official-ron-swanson-aging-timeline-1dv2Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:48:54 -0500With all the aging timelines on Buzzfeed, how could the illustrious Ron Swanson have been overlooked?
(Via <a href="http://hramblog.blogspot.com">RAMBLOG</a>.)hramnonadultRon Swanson Had Full Frontal Nude Scene in 'Deadwood'http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/03/ron-swanson-sure-looks-different

]]>WarmingGlowhttp://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/03/ron-swanson-sure-looks-differentWed, 02 Mar 2011 06:46:51 -0500Which makes him all the more awesome.warmingglowadultHipster Parks And Recreationhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/hipster-parks-and-recreation
A Tumblr devoted to pairing quotes from Parks and Recreation with pretentious photography. The result is hipstamagical. Much more over Hipster Parks and Recreation.

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/hipster-parks-and-recreationMon, 28 Feb 2011 18:14:15 -0500<b>A Tumblr devoted to pairing quotes from <i>Parks and Recreation</i> with pretentious photography.</b> The result is hipstamagical. Much more over <a href="http://hipsterparksandrec.tumblr.com/">Hipster Parks and Recreation</a>.gavonnonadult