If TweetProtect gets popular, maybe the top trending search page would actually be useful! "Why is ___ trending?" and "Buy ___ [link] #[mishmash of all the terms currently trending]" seem to be the only things that show on those things. At least it'll take care of the non-spam.
Actually, if there's a Greasemonkey script or Google Chrome plugin that filters those out, that would be great.

bonjovifriday

TweetProtect automatically adds the following hash tags to all your tweets:

#dbag
#tool
#totaldbag
#ruiner
#doucher

Mathis Phoire

I accidentally used TweetProtect twice to post what I'm eating twice.
Now I'm… having seconds.

macsnafu

I thought you were a TwoTweeter!

nabarbour

This is a better joke than a -4. But not by a long shot.

http://www.drunkduck.com/Twisted_Mind_of_Stranger/ Stranger

You know, Twitter is kind of brilliant if you think about it, they appeal to everyone who have deluded themselves into thinking that anyone gives a crap about anything they do. You can never go wrong appealing to peoples vanity and inflated sense of self inportance.

JCB

The last slide also applies to Huntyr Chase.
#first

http://www.sighfive.com Wes

Indispensable. I would download that immediately if I wasn't so busy spilling this amazing basil & bocconcini panini all over my cleavage.

PsychicGoat

Why is bocconcini a trending topic????

stise

oh man, can't wait to finish [interesting activity] before moving on to [interesting activity]. [interesting person] just said the funniest thing! #mylifeisbetterthanyours

adam

haters gotta hate.

china to go

and on you

Jesse

The beta version of TweetProtect featured no warning dialog whatsoever. It simply rewrote all offending tweets as:

Poopin'.

jknevitt

You think that's bad; the alpha rewrote *every* tweet to:

Goin' down to Brown Town.

tradertimm

It's a trick question of course, since most people on Twitter are douchebags to begin with.

N the C

Fuck all y'all if you're not down wit' my maple walnut vinaigrette.

Sortelli

how will popl post without E o R

http://preliminaryexcitement.blogspot.com wykstrad

If you press the No button the app says "Nice Try" and wipes your hard drive.