Gerbil shirt that never made it

by
edwin
- on November 18th, 2009

One look at this patent drawing and you can tell the idea never really took off – after all, if it did, chances are you would’ve spotted at least one nut wearing this by now. The Gerbil Shirt, as it is called, is a way to hide your nakedness while you walk around with your pet gerbil(s) literally crawling all around you – except for the fact that they do so through the tubes that snake around the outside of the shirt. All interior surfaces have been specially textured for traction, while the inclusion of air vents prevent your precious gerbils from suffocating to death as you walk around.