Great news everyone! One of the most overlooked TV skit shows ever, The State, is finally being released on DVD on July 14. It’s been postponed over and over again in release because MTV is a bunch of douches. Members of the group have been in Wet Hot American Summer, The Upright Citizen’s Brigade, Reno 911 and way, way more. It’s an amazing show with a fantastic case. Preorder it now on Amazon and I assure you, you will not regret it!

Scientists have managed to make glowing bacteria and they actually have made pretty pictures with it in petri dishes. I believe this is the future of neon lighting in really skeezy bars. Why pay for the flourescent light when you can just colorize the bacteria that’s already hanging out at your bar and use it to promote your business? It’s five o’clock somewhere you partying bacteria.

The internet has brought us many important innovations and this is one of the most crucial ever. RunPee.com, introduced to me by yesbutnobutyes, will tell you exactly what scene you need to leave the theatre to go pee during a movie. This way, you don’t miss the crucial part. Thank god for technology.

This game looks brilliant. It’s by the creators of Katamari Damacy. You have to use your Wii remotes to pose like the hole in front of you. Personally, I like the big polar bear body builder. I think BoingBoing’s Offworld is right in trying to push for this game to come to America. Spread the word.