New York College Puritans Suspend Student for Having a Threesome

How much longer are we going to tolerate these college administrators who want to spend their time snooping into student’s sex lives? It’s almost as if we’re still living in the 1700’s the way these liberals are acting.

A Manhattan acting student is suing his arts college for suspending him after a consensual ménage à trois with two other students, according to court papers.

Plaintiff John Doe met Jane Doe during their freshman year of college at the American Musical and Dramatic Academy, his Manhattan federal suit states.

American Musical and Dramatic Academy

“Jane Doe told Plaintiff she . . . wanted to have a ‘three-some,’ ” court papers say. So John, Jane and Richard Doe did the deed.

The female student later complained to the college, which opened an investigation that found both men had violated the school’s sexual-misconduct policy. They were kicked out of the school for two semesters and must complete sex-violence training and write an essay, the suit says.

But John and Richard have a recording of the woman telling both men after the sex session: “It was just a lot to handle . . . Both of you guys at one time. I mean damn. Maybe another time, but at different times.”

John appealed and the school decided he didn’t violate its misconduct policy. But it still found him in violation of the college’s “basic rules of conduct.”

Maybe the three of them should start walking around with mattresses to gin up some sympathy. Here’s a look at this oppressive conservative atmosphere these students are subject to:

The constant buzz of America’s largest city doesn’t just come from the lights of Broadway; it comes from the bohemian heritage of the West Village, the underground beats of Harlem and the arias soaring from the Met. Performers from every country and discipline are drawn to Manhattan to pursue their dreams. Now it’s your turn.