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A man once entered a pun contest. He submitted ten puns, hoping to at least win a single prize, but sadly, no pun in ten did.

A doctor walked into a bar and ordered a hazelnut daiquiri.The next day, he walked into the bar and ordered another hazelnut daiquiri.He became a regular and ordered the same drink every day, coming at the same time. Eventually, the bartender started preparing his drink before he arrived and it was always waiting on the counter when the doctor got there.Once, the bartender lost track of time and realized he was out of hazelnuts. He looked around, but all he could find was hickory nuts. He threw together the drink and hoped the doctor wouldn't notice.The doctor came in right on time, took a single sip, and said "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!""No," said the bartender. (Wait for it...)"It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

Tastidian

Me too, time flies, or it does when I throw my alarm clock out of the window.

The following is not true purely for the pun of it.

I have to hand it to you for making topics time and time again. Even though this is not the fist time you went into minute detail. Which really ticks me off. I'm going cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!!

And my last one for today

Once there was a 10 year old kid who's name is Bob was always jealous of his friends who always brags of all their possessions.

30 years later

He went over to his friends and bragged about his 5 story house and ask them all to come over.

15mins later

All of his friends came to see his house but they saw nothing through the dark alley. Bob emerged form the darkness and led them trough it. His fiends asked, "Where is your house?" Bob said, "Your looking at it... Don't you see those 5 boxes stacked on top of each other there it is."