Snooki’s Pregnant Again

There’s been a lot of talk about Ragnarok lately, so let’s just go ahead and file this under that. There’s no way it’s not related. Page Six reports:

Snooki is secretly expecting her second child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, sources exclusively tell Page Six.
The “Jersey Shore” star is a few months pregnant but keeping it secret as she continues to make lucrative personal appearances.

In fairness to Snooki’s fiance, once you’ve housebroken an Ewok, it’s almost impossible not to fuck it 24/7. Back me up, Threepio: “The odds of successfully not impregnating a shit-midget are approximately 3,720 to 1.” See? Now, never tell me the odds.