I'm The Thing!

Tuesday, June 25, 2002

Well, I guess dis is my blog. My name is Ben Grim, aka The Thing. I've seen it all, fought alongside everyone from Spidey to ol' Cappy Marvel.

So what else can I tell you?

The other day, I was zapped by a personality reversal ray, 'cuz some dirtbag was trying to make me a bad guy. I was on my way to a lecture at a elementary school at the time, so I ended up telling the kids to try drugs and stay out of school. Ooooh boy, did I have a lot of apology calls to make the next day.

Seriously, what's up with mad scientists always having to zap you with or this laser or that ray?