Thanks to President Trump the word of the day is “shitholes.” We have some strong opinions on all that which we’ll probably share later. But we’ve actually been in this boat a million times before. We call places shitholes all the time and people who live in those shitholes often take offense to it. The difference of course is that Turtleboy doesn’t have access to a nuclear bomb and the President is not a news and entertainment blogger. Nevertheless, it’s still considered controversial to point out that shitholes are in fact shitholes, because the truth hurts people’s feelz. Luckily for you we don’t care about your feelz, so we’ve assembled a list of the 30 biggest shitholes in Massachusetts and Rhode Island that are worse than Haiti. We intended to put a more comprehensive list of the top 50 biggest shitholes in Massachusetts after we completed all of our bone rides, but Trump did this so we had to do a little preview blog today. Here they are….

30. Wales

You can have a whale of time in this shithole. Especially if you’re into run down, dilapidated buildings and grocery carts full of broken dreams.

29. Charlemont

A school bus graveyard mixed in with a trailer park.

28. Spencer

I thought the point of moving to the suburbs was to get away from shitholes?

27. Hawley

Most of you will never go to Hawley. And you will be better off for it.

26. Haverhill

Run down factories, “we accept EBT” signs, and adults wearing pajama pants during the day while ripping Newport 100’s is a good sign that you’re in a shithole.

25. Winchendon

Winchentucky is a pain in the ass to get to, and then when you get there you have to ask yourself, “why the hell did I come here?”

24. West Warwick

Rhode Island’s grundle.

23. Warren

More like Warren pieces.

22. Boston

Most people think of Fenway, the Back Bay, and downtown when they think of Boston. That’s a fraction of it. The places were people actually live are real shitholes though.

21. Pawtucket

It’s not the nicest place, but at least you can get your DrinX-On at Gee’s!!

20. Lowell

When your motto is “at least we’re not Lawrence,” you are living in a shithole.

19. Revere

Quite possibly the most traffic congested shithole in the Bay State.

18. Worcester

It might be a shithole, but it’s my shithole. This is what a “renaissance” looks like:

17. Fitchburg

No image better epitomizes what a shithole Fitchburg is, quite like the sad moose who wanted to kill himself after getting lost in Fitchburg.

16. Lynn

Who would’ve ever thought that a hipster coffee shop would fail so miserably in a shithole like Lynn?

15. Webster

When your biggest employer is Mario’s Showplace you know you’re in a shithole.

14. Fall River

No wonder the Fall River Guttermuppet became the trainwreck that she is today.

13. Colrain

I’m Kye Johnson and I’m Colrain 4 Life.

12. Pittsfield

People like to vacation in the Berkshires. Pretty much everywhere except for Pittsfield.

11. Southbridge

Who would’ve ever thought that opening up a DTA office in a previously nice town would turn it into such a shithole?

10. Ware

When convicted child rapists are released from prison and the default place to send them is your town, you know you live in a shithole.

9. Providence

Don’t be fooled by downtown – Providence is a shithole on steroids.

8. New Bedford

This is the kind of shithole that breeds a foodstampapotamus.

7. Holyoke

When residents use the Connecticut River as a bath, you live in a shithole.

6. Springfield

According to social justice warriors the worst part about Springfield is the Dr. Seuss museum.

5. Woonsocket

Where shipwrecks go to die.

4. Brockton

If you’ve ever spent a Tuesday afternoon sitting on a broken down appliance, you live in a shithole.

3. Chelsea

On top of being a filthy shithole, Chelsea residents get to fall asleep to the soothing sounds of 747’s descending 200 feet above their heads every 30 seconds.

2. Central Falls

The GED capital of New England.

1. Lawrence

I’d rather sit trough five coup de tats in Haiti than spend one weekend in Lawrence.

So there you have it President Trump. Although I don’t debate that Haiti is in fact a shithole, this great land of ours is not exactly lacking in the shithole department either.

46 Comment(s)

Trump is exactly correct on Haiti, Africa and most other big sources of US immigration around the Carribean and Mexica, Central America and South America. Pure shit-holes with uneducated, diseased immigrants who take the law as suggestion as it is in their culture. You racists have to respect the DIVERSITY of these lawless invaders while surrendering your own culture and diversity because you a racist for even noticing. Tuberculosis is back along with other diseases gone from the United States for 50 years or longer. Thanks to uncontrolled mass migration into the US. We the people get zero benefit and we suffer for it. The politicians gain a new Democrat/Socialist underclass, divide the population on race, and business can undermine wages across the economy for those who still work.

I travel to all these locations, Lawrence may be closest to 100% pure shit hole with no redeeming qualities. You flip the bird to somebody in lawrence, real chance they will shoot at you.

Holyoke, Chicopee, Springfield metropolis is extremely bad with routine street violence anywhere. If somebody comes up the road on the wrong side move your car over they probably in trouble and will hit you or shoot you to get out of there.

If we wanted to save America we would have to accept letting North Korea Nuke all of Massachusetts, Ri, Ct, NJ, anything within 150 miles of NYC, Southern NH, parts of Maine, all of California, West Oregon and Washington states, DC, Maryland, Delaware, Eastern Penn, all the major cities in Texas and Missouri and South Florida.

I don’t think TB is racist but some of your followers sure are… It doesn’t matter where you come from. What matters is how you were raised and being educated. Some of these comments disgust me. Don’t blame all black people or Spanish people calling us niggas and spics. There are uneducated people of races including some of you racist white people. I highly doubt you would ever use your real identity to say something that racist on social media. Educate yourselves and spread love not hate. To fight any kind of oppression we must come together as equals, not segregate ourselves and become divided

Very good points made. However,black and hispanics perpetuate the stigma of racism by referring to each other as “niggas” . It’s kind of funny, but people never remember the large majority of blacks and hispanics that are hard working or law abiding. Instead, every time one of these ghetto rats makes the news for something bad it reinforces the stereotype that people have of blacks and hispanics. White people are compelled to refer to the “N Word”, while blacks and hispanics freely refer to themselves as niggas.

And why not learn to conjugate a verbs properly? When blacks engage in ghetto speak and say he be, she be, they be, it’s both laziness and resistance to assimilate.

I have known both ghetto niggers as well accomplished blacks. I’m convinced that people always remember the bad,not the good. It’s unfortunate that every black gets painted by the same stereotypical brush because of the ignorance of a few.

Many years back when I had audited the Roxbury welfare office a senior auditor asked me to guess what percentages of each race made up the welfare rolls. I had guessed black, then Hispanic, then Asian, and finally, white. The answer was astounding – Whites made up the majority, then Asian, then Hispanic, and then black. It’s so easy to see how you can insidiously classify races.

Would like to add Peabody as an honorable mention. That town is a total disaster. South Peabody is an extension of Lynn, rt 1, 114, and 128 run through the town creating massive traffic jams , 2 strip joints and trailer parks up the ass.

Casino low paid workers and Amazon’s sweatshop ones have to live somewhere don’t forget. The mega rich will keep pushing out the little people from Boston and the like and guess where they’ll land. Exaaactly where they are now but magnified.

Fucking Hispanics suck. They’re fucking useless and create more problems than they’re worth.
They whine that every fuckin’ word they see isn’t in Spanish, they run over people with uninsured cars and drive away, they beat women all the time and think it’s OK, they have loads of kids they can’t afford and the kids usually have a dad who’s in jail, they’re all thieves, and you’ll never see a spic virgin over the age of 14. Most of all, almost every shithole mentioned above is full of them. They should be dropped out of a helicopter over their real countries. Fuck them.

Quick thought after reading this: Create ratchet ‘heat map’? Take all the stories, map the origination point/key players, chart on map? Would be pain in ass but could support rankings. Just imagine the Ware to Webster corridor!

Ware doesn’t really belong with the likes of Lawrence and Brockton, it’s got a couple areas full of shitters but the vast majority of the town isn’t really that bad. I’m by no means saying it’s a nice town, but it’s a completely different animal from the rest of these.

You put Brockton at #4 even though it has a pic of a guy holding a gun to his own head?! No way!!! Brockton should have at least been #7 or #8!!! At least they are showing some initiative in the War on Stupid!

Stop being a dick Hugh you don’t know your ass from your elbow. Turtlboy has 2.5 million followers. Once they all start sending money to the Paypal account he’ll be rolling in the dough and hiring teams of Lawyers.

Can somebody point me to a video of Trump himself saying this, and not just a CNN news anchor reading what he allegedly said? I genuinely want to be proven wrong, because otherwise I’m just going to assume this is just another thing the left is crying wolf about.

At the very worst, I believe they took what he said severely out of context, threw in some colorful language, and a dash of racial turmoil just to rile up the SJWs. I can assure you that it has nothing whatsoever to do with race

Regardless, they haven’t answered his question. They’re upset that he called shithole countries shithole countries, and don’t want to acknowledge that they want these people here.

They should just say:

“Because these people will support us with all the free shit we give them. And these people will have children. Many millions of children, believe me. These children will grow up depending on us, and our voter base will remain established.”