All the ladies are back, even Slade! Gretchen is curling her hair and Slade is begging her to be included in a lunch date. But once Slade figures out that Gretchen is meeting up with their mortal enemy, Tamra, he is not happy! Gretchen ignores Slade, grabs her “Gretchen handbag” and heads out the door.

Onto Vicki who is obsessing about cleaning the house. Due to the divorce, Vicki’s house is on the market. It seems that Vicki, the insurance mogul, can’t afford the house payments by herself. Don is still living in the house, but only for “financial reasons.” But lucky for them, the house is so big they haven’t seen each other in over two months! That’s convenient, because with Vicki’s new boyfriend that might be awkward for them to run into each other.

Tamra and Gretchen head out for cocktails and hopefully they don’t end up throwing them in each others faces. Tamra seems to have her tail between her legs and says that she really does like Gretchen. When did Tamra grow up? Maybe it was Tamra’s loser ex-husband that made her so miserable. And wait, she even apologizes for all the things she has done to Gretchen! But wait, there is more - Tamra made Gretchen a friendship bracelet. Vicki is going to be jealous! Let’s see how many episodes this friendship lasts.

Alexis is up early for her new TV gig, but thank goodness her assistant is there to help her. When did Alexis get an assistant? I guess she is a nanny/assistant since she is getting the kids juices ready. Alexis has a hard hitting news segment on the morning show called, “national booty awareness month.”

To say Alexis did well, would be a huge exaggeration. Alexis tells us, “I have no journalist background or training.” Yes, we noticed!

Tamra stops by COTO insurance for a lunch date with Vicki. Of course the conversation turns to Vicki’s divorce. I must agree with Tamra that Vicki and Don still living in the same house is “some serious Jerry Springer shit.” Vicki is a wreck that she might actually have to pay spousal support to Don after the divorce. On a lighter note, Tamra wants to know if Vicki is “having five hour sex” with her new boyfriend yet. Vicki refuses to talk about her love life – which is probably a good thing for us.

It’s our first look at the new girl, Heather Dubrow. Tamra is showing Heather some land that’s for sale. Heather had a “surprise fourth baby” and there just isn’t enough room in their current mansion. Hmm- do you believe her?

You can already tell that Tamra is going to be jealous of this very rich, pretty lady. Later the two ladies meet again for some coffee and to get to know each other some more. Tamra thinks that Heather is very classy. Heather does seem classy, maybe too classy for this group! We will find out, because Tamra invites her to a party at Vicki’s house.

Alexis meets up at Gretchen’s house, so they can go to Vicki’s party together. Peggy is going to be at the party, so Alexis is nervous about seeing her. I guess she should be nervous, since Peggy is bad mouthing Alexis to Tamra. “She is delusional, the girl is nuts,” Peggy tells Tamra. The girls start arriving at Vicki’s house for the dinner party. Alexis is definitely nervous when Peggy shows up at the party. This dinner has disaster written all over it, but I guess we will find out next week.

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I wish the producers of this show could do SOMETHING about Vicky and Tamara’s voices. Their screaming and yelling is worse because of the screechy, whiney, quality of their normal voices. It doesn’t help matters when they start yelling, screaming, hollering etc. Vicky , please stop with the who-hoo, it’s embarassing. The only people on this show with any class have left this show.