“Hey everyone! Nan Zhang here. I play Katy Farkas on Gossip Girl, but you probably know me as ‘the Asian Chick’ or one of the ‘HaraGossip Girls.’ There’s been a lot of talk lately about how Nicole, i.e. ‘the Black Chick,’ and I, well, don’t talk. And people are making that out to be some kind of terrible tragedy. But I’m here to set the record straight and say that we, the HaraGossip Girls, are soooooo stoked to be part of a hit show on the funky fresh CW network, and we really really really love what we do. I mean, look at my face in the photo above, taken from a recent shoot. I am over the moon! I am ecstatic! I could not ask for a better job! My education in neuroscience at Johns Hopkins is totally paying off and helping me to develop Katy into a three-dimensional character! My parents are proud of me, and they’re perfectly content to see me in the background of every shot, they don’t care if I speak or whatever…

…And you should be too. Because I am. Honestly, I’m just happy to be here. So so so happy. Did I mention that I was happy? I’m over the moon. Freakin’ ecstatic. I, uh, I…really and…uh, truly…could not ask for a better job.”