Syntax error

A normal, happy windows user is simply requesting to go to en.uncyclopedia.co, but he gets makes a simple spelling mistake, and he gets a SYNTAX ERROR. From there, it goes downhill, with many viruses being un-intentionally found and the user accidentally deletes some of his files and generally fucks-up his computer, all because of one simple spelling mistake.

FATAL ERROR

error in line 40129: Unknown variable:unCyc

Cannot compare arguments.

PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND TRY AGAIN.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reset

bash: reset: command not found

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ tset

bash: tset: is not a word, you idiot.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ format page to enable wordwrap

Page formatted. This page does not exist. Have a nice day.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit

Hard disk ejected.

PRIMARY DISK READ ERROR.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ls

bash: ls: command not found

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man ls

Error: obvious pun not found.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd /usr/corn

Error: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem

Attempting to solve problem...

Uncyclux is now e-mailing pornography to everyone you know.

Have a nice day.

uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ glados

Hello, and welcome to the Uncyclopedia Science Enrichment Center. We hope your
brief detention in Category:AGH MY EYES has been a pleasant one. Your
specimen has been blanked and we are now ready to reformat Wikipedia proper.

] ent_create npc_grue
] ent_create npc_headcrab
] mat_fullbright 0
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Gruecrab.
] give weapon_physcannon
Exsqueeze me?
] sv_cheats 1
] give weapon_physcannon
That's better.
] look at gruecrab
What is "at"? You can't look at "at".
] look gruecrab
You are about one command from being eaten.
] ent_fire !picker ragdoll
Error: npc_gruecrab command "ragdoll" does not exist.
You have been eaten by a Gruecrab. Restart, Restore, or Fail?
] fail
Command not recognized. Piping input out of program...