Posts tagged “Coast Guard”

After its extraordinary trailer, I'm glad to report/sad to say that Coast Guard is everything we could have hoped for. I struggled through the first hour of this wave-protecting simulation, videoed it all, and edited that horror down to the twenty minutes that's safe for you to watch.

Let's go back to a few weeks ago and hide behind a bin to see John giggle like a schoolgirl on glue as he watches a trailer for Coast Guard [Steam page, 'cos it has no site]. Now let's come back to a time he would then have considered the future to discover - great Scott! - that the quirky sim is now out. Seacops!…

Sometimes you can read a game description and think, "Hmmm, I'm not sure which way this one might go." And then sometimes you watch the trailer and you're like, "OH MY GOODNESS I AM IN LOVE". Sadly, there's no way Coast Guard [Steam page] could ever be as good as the trailer for Coast Guard, because it is literally the best thing that's ever happened…