Most states are so diverse it is hard to tell but here is a list of cities I would secede to another countryDetroit-CanadaMiami-CubaLA-MexicoHouston-MexicoWashington DC-AnyonePittsburgh-Nuclear HolocaustEast Liverpool-Pittsburgh

I just hate to see the panhandle of Florida where I live get lumped in wtih South Florida, it is pretty laid back (impoverished but laid back) and the best beaches around.

1. Ohio2. Texas (wouldn't live in Houston, Austin, or El Paso)3. Colorado (Denver's a nice area, great scenery, just stay away from hippies in Boulder)4. Arizona (Tribe spring training, golf year-round, and it's a dry heat)5. Missouri (KC is a fine city and could watch the Tribe play 9x per yr, also close to family and friends)

States you'd give to Canada/Cuba/Mexico

1. Illinois (need to be able to carry my .38)2. Massachusetts (yet to meet someone from Boston that I didn't dislike)3. California (fiscal situation and general douchebaggery)4. Pennsylvania (assclowns in the cities, mountain people everywhere else. lived in Philly for 3 1/2 yrs and hated it)5. Michigan (I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan)

"And three of the better guys in franchise history, Daugherty, Z and now Kyrie could get hurt in a rubber room full of cotton balls." - Leadpipe

do provinces count?1. Ontario- Toronto Area preferably.2. British Columbia- Vancouver Area preferably3. California- San Diego would be nice.4. Eastern PA (mainly due to the proximity of DC, NYC and Philly)5. Ohio

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

e0y2e3 wrote:Making lists of best and worst states filled with places you have never been is always an awesome exercise in stupidity.

I've been to 7 out of 10 of the places on my lists.

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

1.Missouri (Should have its star on the flag revoked)2.Florida (You lose IQ points simply flying over it)3.Mississippi(fucking hot)4.Alabama (even hotter)5.Georgia (Two words "Hillbilly Rape")(Honestly I would have been fine turning the entire South into a wildlife sanctuary after the war)

"I don't think they're building chemical weapons in Berea. But they might be. I can't say for sure."Chuck Klosterman

e0y2e3 wrote:Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.

No dip. Drastically reduced my dipping (which is substantially up from 'quit' as it was a few weeks back).

I do have a gun in my pocket though. Doesn't feel right anymore not to.

Point being, lotta places I like to visit that I couldn't live. Loved Mass the times I've been there. Wouldn't want to live there (at least places I've been).

Although, honestly, anyone of us, in any place we 'Hate', could find a place in that state that we loved. I'd bet my balls on it.

The camel spiders in the middle east are fairly large, up to and above an 8 inch legpan. The ones here are smaller, 6 inch legspan, but still nasty. You do not want to get bit. (Like there's any animal you DO want to get bit by)

e0y2e3 wrote:Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.

No dip. Drastically reduced my dipping (which is substantially up from 'quit' as it was a few weeks back).

I do have a gun in my pocket though. Doesn't feel right anymore not to.

Point being, lotta places I like to visit that I couldn't live. Loved Mass the times I've been there. Wouldn't want to live there (at least places I've been).

Although, honestly, anyone of us, in any place we 'Hate', could find a place in that state that we loved. I'd bet my balls on it.

Since you carry on a regular basis, let me ask you, how easy is it to leave the house with your gun on you and not realize you have it?

CDT wrote:The camel spiders in the middle east are fairly large, up to and above an 8 inch legpan. The ones here are smaller, 6 inch legspan, but still nasty. You do not want to get bit. (Like there's any animal you DO want to get bit by)

I've been bit by a vulture.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

e0y2e3 wrote:Yes Peeker, we all know you spend as much time in the redneck world as you can. Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back while spitting that dip out and holding a gun with your other hand.

No dip. Drastically reduced my dipping (which is substantially up from 'quit' as it was a few weeks back).

I do have a gun in my pocket though. Doesn't feel right anymore not to.

Point being, lotta places I like to visit that I couldn't live. Loved Mass the times I've been there. Wouldn't want to live there (at least places I've been).

Although, honestly, anyone of us, in any place we 'Hate', could find a place in that state that we loved. I'd bet my balls on it.

Since you carry on a regular basis, let me ask you, how easy is it to leave the house with your gun on you and not realize you have it?

CDT wrote:The camel spiders in the middle east are fairly large, up to and above an 8 inch legpan. The ones here are smaller, 6 inch legspan, but still nasty. You do not want to get bit. (Like there's any animal you DO want to get bit by)

I've been bit by a vulture.

I'm always mindful of when I have it. And I have a lock box in truck in case I have to lock it up for a few minutes or so due to being at a school/hospital/etc like today. I had it, game was moved to a school, can't carry there and had to make arrangements.

If I'm not driving and I'm going out for a few beers (+), leaving it at home. If I know I'm going to a sporting event or to work where they're not allowed, I leave it at home.

It changes certain things. Ya have to be planful and mindful of where you'll be and what you're doing and responsible enough to handle that.

I was at a thing a few weeks ago and the guy at my table asked me if I "carry". I told him no because I don't. Bt I also thought that it would have been a lot cooler if he asked me if I "pack heat".

I didn't tell him that, though. There's a good chance he was packing heat.

He did give my wife good advice. He told her to have a can of that wasp spray that shoots really far by the bed. Better than a can of mace. I assume he meant to use against burglars and rapists and whatnot...not against me.