I'm a walking paradox, a DGAF perfectionist, an anti-establishment
wannabe yuppie who loves to work hard but dreams of not working.
I'm passionate about experiencing new things, enamored by
creativity, and obsessed with all that's cute.

Hyperbole, innuendo, over-achieving, dancing (I think), sarcasm,
making things up and believing them, setting new goals, wordplay,
forgetting about half of my new goals, being overly passionate
about things, fitting in small spaces, claiming I'm good at things