I wouldn't argue against any of the above, but Gatting's broken nose in WI at the start of the 1985/86 tour was quite spectacular. Apparently when one of the fielders retrieved the ball it had a piece of one of Gattings' bones in it

I didn't see it, but I heard about it on The Twelfth Man..........Bruce Reid snapped in half in a game and they sticky-taped him back together only to see him completely fall apart again. Bill Lawry thought it was hilarious when he snapped in half the second time saying (while laughing) 'Of course he's bloody snapped in half again Tony, you can't sticky-tape a guy back together and expect him to perform to the best of his ability'.

(Note: Apologies to those of you who have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about!)

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