what do you call a black man in a tree with a suit on? ... the branch manager.

why can't stevie wonder read? because he's black.

why does beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? because blacks don't have rights.

what do you call a black person on a church? holy shit.

and this one was one of my favourite from nom. a recent survey shows that africa is the happiest population in the world ... because everybody seemed positive.

i got this jihadi joke. this dude wants to commit suicide, and calls up the suicide hotline. the call is transferred to pakistan, and a dude picks up. "i want to commit suicide" the guy who calls, says. to which the response he gets is "ok, can you drive a truck?".