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Monday, March 14, 2005

A lapse in taste ...

A Comparative Analysis Of World Religious Philosophies

Taoism: Shit happens.Confucianism: Confucious says: "Shit happens".Calvinism: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn`t really shit.Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on saturday.Hedonism: There`s nothing like a good shit happening.Hinduism: This shit happened before.Mormon: This shit will happen again.Islam: If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah.Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.Stoicism: This shit is good for me.Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.Judaism: So why does this shit always happen to us?.Hare Krishna: Shit happens Shit happens Shit happens Shithappens.Jehova's Witness: Let us in, and we will tell you why shit happens.Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason.Agnosticism: Farts happen.Zarastrianism: Shit happens half the time.Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.Wicca: Shit happens if you will it to happen.Scientology: Feces occur.Existentialism: Shit is, therefore it happens.Rastafarism: LET`S SMOKE THIS SHIT!!!