To me, the hottest
alcoholic beverage commercial ever is the Cabana cachaça
one, which shows a woman naked from the waist down, of
whom you can only see a side view which allows you to guess where
her bikini was. Just this much could be considered as a naughty
commercial, but the final touch is given by the phrase
"authentically Brazilian" that leaves much more to the
imagination.

Dooley's Toffee
Liqueur is a brand of vodka with toffee
essence, which will follow the cachaça in this ranking.
In its ad, a pretty spicy snapshot in black and white, it
promotes the sweetness of the drink that is accompanied by an
explicit suggestion: "On ice, on ice cubes, on the skin. " They
already warn that is not recommended for innocent...

The Cointreau ad starring
Dita Von Teese is equally sensual. It gives the touch of,
eroticism enough to promote its Cointreaupolitan, as the
principles of Burlesque dictates.

Much less
suggestive, and with a questionable taste, on the other
hand, we have the announcement of Bacardi rum. It has
merely a slogan "best beer" by all explanation accompanying the
photo of a blonde woman with tight shirt, through which three
breasts can be guessed.

Also about breasts, the Schneider
Original beer ad plays with the imagination of
consumers showing the top view of a glass of beer just about to
be reached by a hand. What is striking is that it actually takes
some time until your brain stops watching a breast where what it
really is shown there is a beer glass.

Budweiser is inspired
by the cover of the movie American Beauty. It shows a girl a
covered with a beer bottle caps and with a bottle in her hand.
Years before, they had been among the rogues with an ad that
simply showed the logo of the brand and three beauties in
bikinis.

Evan Williams
Bourbon also relies on feminine beauty to encourage
consumption, showing two snapshots of a stunning blonde, at the
time of high school and seven years later, emphasizing the
advantages of waiting seven years to age, as their
bourbon.

Ibis XO ad which shows a
girl in lingerie and seductive pose on the bed next to a bottle
of brandy and Stella Artois with
their "Poor man? ad, are the least fun, but both have good
premium stuff to recreate the view.

The less fortunate is probably the
Romanian beer Ursus Beer... not very inspiring ad.