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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Help Me!!!

Grant and I are leaving town tomorrow night to go to a wedding in Texas (yay!). However, I am at a total loss as to what to wear. Allow me to explain...

The wedding is outdoors.

It is at 4:00 in the afternoon.

My husband is an usher, therefore he is wearing a tuxedo.

And...here's the hard part.... the vest that the groom has chosen for his groomsmen and ushers to wear is.... camouflage. Hunting camouflage. With leaves on it. I was envisioning military camo. But when husband came home with the tux tonight, I learned the difference between hunting camo and military camo. We are wearing hunting camo.

What do you wear to an outdoor wedding at 4:00 when your date is wearing a tuxedo with a camouflage vest????

With all that camo, perhaps you ought to consider a bright orange. The kind hunters wear to avoid being shot. Oh, that's not very helpful, actually, is it? But I am cracking up a little bit. Camo? Really? Oh, I can crack up a little bit... when I go back and look at what I had my poor bridesmaids wear... they might have preferred camo.

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