Every Wednesday. Without Fail. Words Will Be Hated.

Issue 22

There’s a lot we’re finding wrong with this sign. 1) We don’t like the ampersand (pedantic, we know). 2) That comma isn’t working for us (pernickety, yes, but it makes chic look like a noun and in that instance what, pray tell, is “shopping and chic”?). 3) How can you guarantee chic and cosmopolitan living 365 days of the year? How? Surely one day someone who ends up living on this posh housing estate is going to let the sophistication facade slip and accidentally wear mismatched socks or tragically decide purple is the new black two months too soon. We’re being mis-sold a dream. Trading Standards should get involved.

But forget all of those; it’s the last line that made us properly ranty. 4) Everyday one word is an adjective. It means commonplace, most generally. Every day two words is what you were after here, swanky property development agency, dammit.

We Don’t Really Hate Words

We Hate Words is a weekly magazine about rubbish words.

Don't get us wrong; we don't hate all words. We're writers, so that would be foolhardy. However, there are some words that just stir up trouble. We're here to take those words outside into a dark back alley and rough them up a bit.

So if there's a word you hate, tell us. Think of us as your therapist. We will listen.

Who Are These Darn Word-haters?

Sarah-Clare Conlon is an editor, writer and adventuress. She writes arts blog Words & Fixtures and saucy short stories. She foolishly put herself forward to edit this site. You can stalk her on Twitter via @wordsnfixtures.

Benjamin Judge is the founder of We Hate Words. He abandoned it on the edge of the city in a tattered fruit box. He hears rumours about how it is under new management, but he pays little attention to rumours.

Clare and Ben are two of the five people behind the Flash Mob Writing Competition & Literary Salon and the FlashTag anthology Quickies: Short Stories For Adults, featuring flash fiction from the likes of David Gaffney, Emma Jane Unsworth, Chris Killen, Socrates Adams and Tania Hershman.

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