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Tomer: "What's this?"
Cabinet: "Wt's ths?"
Wedge: "Cabinet."
Tomer: "I know it's a cabinet, but it's talking."
Cabinet: "...ts tlkng"
Janson: "Oh, that. It's the Cartaan Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces."
Tycho: "He bet Wedge he could fold himself in that cabinet, around the shelves and all."
Hobbie: "Never bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn't owe him anything."

Congratulations, you pinnacle of manhood, you shining example of unadulterated masculinity!

How does he do it? Long has the Star Wars EU gone unattacked! Long has it been regarded as unassailable! But Defender doesn't take 'impossible' for an answer!

Yes, that was really the absolute best attack that I could make, and it took months to plan! I'm glad to see that you were impressed, since I am very deeply concerned about your opinions. I mean, who wouldn't be, right?

In Return Of The Jedi, that's what I think he means. He gets pulled into the Sarlaac (sp?), the big mouth-thing in the desert, and it's implied that once you get pulled in there, you will never get back out.

In Return Of The Jedi, that's what I think he means. He gets pulled into the Sarlaac (sp?), the big mouth-thing in the desert, and it's implied that once you get pulled in there, you will never get back out.

Oh, yeah. Even though I think it was kind of a weak death (woops, blind guy bumped into my back) I think it's even weaker for him to have survived it because of his armor.

I mean, I know it's mandalorian or whatever, but if you look at him most of his body is covered in just cloth.

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In Return Of The Jedi, that's what I think he means. He gets pulled into the Sarlaac (sp?), the big mouth-thing in the desert, and it's implied that once you get pulled in there, you will never get back out.

I can't even fucking believe I'm going to get into this conversation, but I don't think it is unreasonable to assume that a dude with a goddamn jetpack and laserguns couldn't possibly get out of a monster that digests you over the course of a bunch of years.

In Return Of The Jedi, that's what I think he means. He gets pulled into the Sarlaac (sp?), the big mouth-thing in the desert, and it's implied that once you get pulled in there, you will never get back out.

I can't even fucking believe I'm going to get into this conversation, but I don't think it is unreasonable to assume that a dude with a goddamn jetpack and laserguns couldn't possibly get out of a monster that digests you over the course of a bunch of years.

god, I feel filthy right now.

Don't worry. You get used to the filth. It becomes an old friend in time. On friday nights you turn to the filth and ask it if you should perhaps clean up and go hang out with friends, but it silently rubs your thigh and tells you no, no.

In Return Of The Jedi, that's what I think he means. He gets pulled into the Sarlaac (sp?), the big mouth-thing in the desert, and it's implied that once you get pulled in there, you will never get back out.

I can't even fucking believe I'm going to get into this conversation, but I don't think it is unreasonable to assume that a dude with a goddamn jetpack and laserguns couldn't possibly get out of a monster that digests you over the course of a bunch of years.

god, I feel filthy right now.

Don't worry. You get used to the filth. It becomes an old friend in time. On friday nights you turn to the filth and ask it if you should perhaps clean up and go hang out with friends, but it silently rubs your thigh and tells you no, no.

I liked a set of books about Honor Harrington when I was younger. I don't know if they hold up. They were more about frigate/cruiser level combat.

I have all the books in the Harrington series up to like... 7. They're pretty good when the space combat is on. David Weber's attempts at epic-level space politics is pretty weak, however.

also, despite the People's Republic (the bad guys) having nearly equivalent tech + a bunch more ships the good guys are always triumphing and arrrrgh after reading the Song of Ice and Fire it's hard to like books with unrealisitic endings anymore.

In Return Of The Jedi, that's what I think he means. He gets pulled into the Sarlaac (sp?), the big mouth-thing in the desert, and it's implied that once you get pulled in there, you will never get back out.

I can't even fucking believe I'm going to get into this conversation, but I don't think it is unreasonable to assume that a dude with a goddamn jetpack and laserguns couldn't possibly get out of a monster that digests you over the course of a bunch of years.

god, I feel filthy right now.

I understand the basic idea that you're getting at here, the issue that I have is that the film presented as "if this thing gets you, you are fucking dead." Being wrapped in tentacles and swallowed into subterranean organs, I mean, I'd expect that shooting your guns might kill the thing, but then you're buried pretty deep underground in a suffocating wall of meat and acid.