The Absolute Peach (Comedy)

Ben and Joe are talking about the latest Christmas hits, if there are any and Joe tries to be down with the kids, which doesn't end well. Merry Christmas! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe are talking about Scary Clowns, Joe's new career as an entertainer, awkward events and we discover that Ben's son finds Joe absolutely terrifying. WATCH this show: youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

Ben and Joe are talking about the latest YouTube sensation: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen, X-Factor, Bear Grylls The Island and Joe's life threatening injury, his bad gum. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe are talking about nudist beaches, gym shower etiquette, failing at swimming and the dangers of looking like a corpse while on holiday. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The boys are back in town, talking Pokemon Go, vegetarian food and why people make such a fuss about Bath Stone. Plus, Ben has embarrassed himself. Again. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Stop pretending, it's time to reveal the real you. We dive deep into how people represent themselves, starting with Helen Mirren. Obviously. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Tales of awkward interactions are something of a staple here on The Peach, and this week Ben shares yet another of his cringeworthy encounters. Plus, Joe spits on the heads of some children. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The Peach has been away for six months, which, by complete coincidence, is the exact age of Ben's first born son. We delve into why Ben can no longer speak properly, why Joe hates the youth, and find out how one of the boys had a food-related run-in with a speeding car. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

As well as new instalments of favourite segments ‘Cret A Manger’ and ‘News Watch’, Ben shares yet another awkward story. Meanwhile, Joe has been experiencing ‘seat rage’. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

A woman is making people crazy on the internet by suing a man who saved her unconscious self from drowning for ‘save rape’. We also discuss the future of the human race, and the upcoming Facebook Empathy button. You know, important stuff. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe is accused of being a hipster for his iced coffee habit. Somehow, Ben is still surprised by the level of sheer drivel that’s being shared around Facebook, and shares of his recent run-ins with dogs. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this week's show, Joe shares how he had an unpleasant experience on holiday, was shunned by a dentist, and short-changed an ex-pro wrestler at comic-con. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben has huge news. Joe tells a story of his childhood, and, despite having been training his brain, appears to be having minor brain problems throughout the show. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Incapable of just answering a simple question, the guys get themselves into a right state discussing a “would you rather”. We also look at the type of people who see a stuffed toy and call the emergency services, and Joe has a new Map of Shame. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This is one of those shows where Joe comes up with an idea, and then things take a turn into flights of lunatic fantasy. You know, the ones you love. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The ‘Dad Bod’ is all the rage, and we explore just why that is. Joe has been the victim of small talk at work, and goes on a rant about girl scouts, or something. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe arrives at the studio red in the face, and Ben chastises him for allegedly dodging a barbecue invitation. Plus, for some reason, Ben has been to a Family Fun Day, which leads to an exploration of the nature of fun. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe tries to explain what's wrong with Ben, the boys wonder whether or not they're above average intelligence, and we hear about the near-death experience of a man named Petit Boulangerie. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Joe's beard is bigger than ever and sparks a full, rich and ridiculous tangent of its very own. Meanwhile, Ben has hurt his arm and has seen some odd things. Plus squirrels, of course. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe's beard and hair may lead him to lose almost all bodily faculties. Also, Ben used to sleep on a shelf, apparently. Welcome to the new series! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The final show of Series 10 has come around, but don’t panic! We’re not going anywhere. We’re rolling right into the new series, with lots of exciting stuff coming your way! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The Peach returns for the very first show of 2015! We cover such key topics as swan racism, people being offended by nothing and how to pronounce the word “lettuce”. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Christmas has rolled around once again, and Joe and Ben are here to bring you our Christmas special – a gift-wrapped bundle of seasonal stuff and nonsense. Merry Christmas to you and yours! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe express their utter disgust at some unbelievable examples of 'management speak', and wonder what's so good about something being 'acorn fed'. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe talk about kids, Frozen, and, on a lighter note, go off on a tangent about the Earth's impending doom at the hands of technology. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In which Joe calls Ben out on his gym behaviour, we talk about thieves (both human and otherwise), and sparks fly at a firework display (not apologising for that one). For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The boys discuss the controversial change to the Coca-Cola Christmas advert, struggle to understand people think 'Trick or Treating' is fine to do, and Ben berates Joe for letting his social media profile slip. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The events of the week have gotten Ben all riled up, we talk about an unbelievable airport confiscation story, and Joe tries to change Ben's opinions on food. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Shame, shame and more shame! This episode is pretty much non-stop stories from start to finish. If you enjoy laughing at our misfortune, you are going to LOVE this one! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This show is packed with rants, stories and embarrassment. Ben vents his rage about idiots at the gym and people who don't know how to be civilised, and Joe shares an unbelievably awkward Map of Shame. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This show opens with a tirade against heaters. Sure. Also, Ben's sick and tired of his phone and wants an iPhone 6, and Successful Living Joe rants on how pointless the Apple Watch is. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In a return to our 1-hour podcast format, this show is brimming with classic TAP moments. Ben rants about people taking photos and other people who think they rule the world. Meanwhile, Joe is fresh back from a festival even though he hates being around people. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The guys discuss why the show is like watching people careening towards a precipice, and Joe shares a story of a well-to-do gentleman who started a drunken argument in a pub. To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach.

Ben's back from holiday in Thailand and the show is off and running once again. The boys talk about strange people on old TV shows, something called 'Ghostriding the Whip' and discuss whether a cat can be conjoined with a dog. To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

It's a well established fact that Ben could pretty much be a professional actor if he wanted to, and he proves it in this show. Plus, we hear about a stupid kid who was attacked by a squirrel while taking selfies. To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

Ben’s mockery of Joe’s ‘alternative’ phone descends into a surreal flight of imagination, there’s the first “Cret A Manger” of the new series, and the guys get a weird email. To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

The guys discuss the various techniques people use to get money out of you on the street, and Ben proves once again to be a master of regional accents. To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

Ben has been to the movies and gives his (spoiler-free) Godzilla review. Meanwhile, Joe shares an awkward story and comes under fire for allegedly avoiding Ben's invite to a BBQ. To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

Since 2007, we've been entertaining people all over the world with our shows via podcast. This series, we're bringing our show to YouTube, with all the fun your grandmother loves! To watch this show on video, visit youtube.com/theabsolutepeach

It’s our Christmas show, and like your stocking, it’s packed with things given with the best of intentions but ultimately destined to disappoint you. JK, it’s actually fun! Merry Christmas! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The final episode of the series has rolled around, and we celebrate with a feature-length show bursting at the pod-seams with stories, News-Watch, ranting and general buffoonery. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe discuss how to be an alpha dog, what it means to be a 'nodder', Joe's terrifying nightmares and who makes Vin Diesel look like a small baby. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

We talk about our bodies, get advice from the sage that is Will.I.Am, and Ben is incredulous at what Joe reveals in this week's episode. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This show is crazy. Not wacky crazy, legitimately crazy. From Ben's new reality show idea to what Joe gets up to at festivals, this is a TAP fan's dream of an episode. Arrogant. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this packed and pepped-up show, we discover what Ben's scared of, learn that Joe doesn't think Pygmys are real, and discuss why actors' careers go wrong. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

We discuss what's going on with the 'kizzids', Joe has been listening to pop music, and something ridiculous has happened to Ben (again). Bangin' guest intro theme made by Ben's brother, Jake! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this energised and hilarious show, Ben and he who shall not be named laugh, yell and argue about travel, sickness and whisky. Plus, Ben learns a valuable lesson. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe return to the studio after the Christmas break brimming with verve and vitriol. Ben has been to see Les Misérables and provides his (spoiler-free) review, and Joe tells of how he embarrassed himself at the gym. We also talk about Joe Pasquale and our ingenious weight-loss ideas. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In our feature-length 2012 Christmas special, we make fun of everything from Christmases gone by, to embarrassing shopping trips, what makes us feel in the Christmas mood, and we spend a good chunk of time talking about - for some reason - a certain children's TV show. This episode is almost 2 hours of festive Peach: funny and full of banter. Merry Christmas! And if you're listening at a different time of year, Merry That! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, we talk about how our taste in women changes as we age, our ideas for the future of street performance, and people who dress like idiots in the name of fashion. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

A long day at work leaves Ben feeling a little strange, and it isn't long before the show takes a turn to the weird. Ben teaches Joe about how fish breathe and talks about a new movie he saw recently, and Joe shares how he met a talking moose. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe shows up to the studio dressed up all fancy, and Ben teases him for it. We talk about the importance of listening, and Ben shares a recent experience in an Indian restaurant. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, we hear Joe's latest solution to the problems of this world, hear from an angry young man with some points to make, and discuss some dubious news. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben went to the gym and was horrified at what he saw there. Joe has been talking to the animals, and we tear apart the latest teen music monstrosity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Our second live show starts with a conversation about well-to-do dogs and throwing rocks at hobbits, and only gets more bizarre from there. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

We're back, and we're LIVE every week! The Absolute Peach hits the airwaves with a fun show about Californian adventures, freaks on the internet and arguments about sweetbread. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

The final episode of the series has come around, and it seemed only right to revisit an old favourite segment. It's also a significant birthday for Joe. He didn't want to celebrate it, so naturally, Ben appealed to the fans to send in some birthday wishes to mark the occasion. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben arrives all fired up after a rock gig and is armed with angry stories about the people he found there. It's an energised show, and as always, there's plenty of humour to help the vitriol go down. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, Joe gets something off his chest, we're visited by an old friend, and there's new Cret A Manger. Also, a sweet new competition! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Being the consummate sportsman and all-round smart guy that he is, Ben started playing squash recently and ran into a wall. Joe, meanwhile, has had a run-in on a bus, so we're all set for some good old-fashioned ranting and raving on this week's show. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

We're back after a few weeks out to resurrect the ruckus and bring you another hour of Peach fun, including a particularly odd 'News Watch' involving a cat helicopter. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

After what might — to the uneducated — appear to be a false start, this show shifts into high gear and, gosh darn it, it just refuses to slow down. We talk about how we judge each other, Ben's new exercise regime, what "muddling" is, and a twisted invention from the warped mind of Joe. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, Ben comes over all cockney, and finds himself the target of criticism for watching Ghost The Musical. Plus, Joe pitches yet more new cuisine ideas. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe's pre-show vocal warm-up sparks a debate, and he and Ben are bickering before the show even kicks off. We take a look at DOGTV, a television channel for, well, dogs, which spirals into a passionate (but hilarious) rant, as is our way. There's a new Map of Shame, and we cover a dubious news article about squirrels that are "addicted to crack". For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

There's nothing more awkward than a failed high-five. Or a fumbled handshake. In this show, Ben and Joe share their hilariously hideous experiences in human interaction, and discuss how we can do things better. We also hear about the latest cretin who's making news for absolutely no good reason at all. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show we meet a weird little pageant princess, talk about what to do if you see an alien, and find out why Joe advances closer and closer to v2.0 every day. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben and Joe are in the studio on a Saturday morning and are super pepped, resulting in this hilarious show. We talk about everything from dating to De Niro and Joe shares his plans for a brand new Britain. Plus, there's an awesome 18-minute pre-show, only for TAPAS Subscribers. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben went out for breakfast before the recording of this show, and came back feeling a bit odd. Joe is berated for not wearing deodorant and for trying to pass himself off as a vodka distiller. We also cover the latest world news and talk about how it feels to approach our thirties. It's a funny show, so download it now and put it in your ears. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, we learn about the fun side of escalator safety, hear a factual account of a rain of apples, and wonder about the possibility of alien visitation. As always, it's the eclectic mix of nonsense that you love. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben's suffering but drags himself into the studio to bring you another hour of Peach fun, because, well, you're worth it. Joe has been experimenting with brewing his own liquor and is under the delusion that he has been bestowed with an official lairdship, and Ben also recounts meeting a moronic barman in the return of our 'Cret A Manger' segment. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It's the first show of the year and Ben and Joe are already at each other's throats. It's really funny though, so, you know, all's well that ends well. We also talk about lottery winners, 'booty popping' and Daily Mail readers. Download and fill an hour of your life with joy, or something. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day, when the things and the stuff and the something something play. It's the week before Christmas, and Ben's sick of all these festive songs. It's not all lumps of coal and humbugs though, as Joe jumps in to defend the likes of Slade and Wizzard. We also talk about a kid who threatens to kill Santa. Merry Christmas! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It’s another crazy show packed with good old fashioned, rootin’, tootin’ jokes. Actually, it’s not that crazy at all, it’s just normal. Which is to say, it’s an hour of classic Peach humour in which Ben and Joe rant on the topics of cat hunts, eye surgery and old people. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this hilarious show, Ben and Joe launch into a strange discussion before the intro music even plays, but that's OK, because it's funny. Joe has bought yet more new tech, and we discuss the oddball cast of The Gadget Show, in particular the gimpy weird one (you know the one). For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this week's show we talk a bit about stand up comedy, specifically the people in the audience who we'd all rather weren't there at all. We also hear about a man who found a frog in his dinner, and Ben has a hard time pitching a business idea. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Finally, the Peach has returned for a new series! Admit it, you're excited. We kick Series 8 off with a hilarious show that's gonna make you laugh until your face falls off. There's also a seven-minute intro, in which we have one of the most bizarre conversations we've ever had on the show. It's just how we do. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Beasley's back in the studio for the first time in ages, and he's already put Ben's nose out of joint. Despite this, Ben, Joe and Your Lord knock out a cracking live show in which we hear about the repercussions of fly swallowing, bizarre toilet encounters and why Ben's (allegedly) "constantly buying RAM". Join us for The Absolute Meet in London on October 22nd! Details at http://theabsolutepeach.com/tapmeet

It's the final episode in the current series, and we bring the funny to your ear-bones. Joe and Ben talk about how even nursery rhymes are affected by political correctness, argue about films and do a critical analysis of a youth hostel advertisement. Not really: we rip it to shreds. Enjoy! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Joe arrives at Peach Studios armed with a unique story of a shark hunt gone awry. We talk about elbow punching, dreams of the future and Joe has an apology to make. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Cat therapy, Joe's naked encounter and a killer chimp are just some of the topics covered in this classic episode. If you don't laugh when you hear this show, check your pulse - you just might be dead. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Joe is revealed to be a sore loser, we talk about Ben's trip to visit Michael in London, do a movie review in our own unique style and cover the latest song by the people who brought you Rebecca Black. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

In this show, Ben shows off a device he has come into possession of which claims to be able to read minds. Joe has been watching movies about perfume, but still hasn't seen "Up", and we talk about the latest hopeless fool looking to cash in on their own stupidity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It's been a week of pain for Ben, and he explains why in this show. We talk about the Tron guy's appearance on America's Got Talent, trial a brand new segment and discuss Ben's latest invention idea. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Ben & Joe meet a man named Stanley who has, let's say, an unusual lifestyle. We also open up a gift package from the US which threatens to rot our brains and bodies, and Joe reviews Battle: Los Angeles. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Ben & Joe come back from a trip to the beach to bring you a show full of stories, rants and weird news. Ben tells of embarrassing events on the road, while Joe is less than satisfied with a recent trip to the zoo. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Here at The Absolute Peach, we joke around a lot. We say a lot of things in the name of humour that some might disagree with. Like the stereotype that women, on average, aren’t funny. This week, we may just be proved wrong. We also talk about boys in skirts, there’s new Joe Cuisine, and we hear about a man who thought he had the hardest head in the world. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

This week, Ben's angry about a recent experience at a classy hotel, Joe's been dreaming about being at sea, there's listener-submitted Chav Watch, and we cover the latest morons making news. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

It’s the day of the Royal Wedding, and if that isn’t your thing, the Peach is here to offer you a comedic alternative. Ben and Joe talk about theme parks, toilet innovations and a brush with fame. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com

Since 2007, we've entertained people all over the world. With half a million downloads and a strong listener community, The Peach's unique brand of comedy has been featured in all kinds of places, including on British Airways in-flight entertainment.