Brokeback Mountain – Deputy Edition

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip.

Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Daryl – he’s got a well known reputation for snoring and since it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time – so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy to bunk with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn’t get any sleep.”

The following night it was a different deputy’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all messed up, eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Daryl! Shakes the roof he’s so loud. I watched him all night.”

The third night was Frank’s turn. Now Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. Said he wasn’t gonna put up with any snoring… “We’ll see!” said the other debuties. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning, wonderful day outside isn’t it?” he said.

They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn’t snore a bit, hehe.”

i have been hit on by gays in a bar in Denver(the broken arrow) and unappropiatley on their part and i leave them be because there r no rights that protect me from them… if a joke is joke, and is how we point them out and their awkwardness to straight people, so be it thank you for our freedom of speech. mind you i have been in the offset ordeal of how to tell them no when they have no right to approach and anybody that does not look for their affection. I am christian and firm but because i am christian i can walk away and let them deal with it when they need to appropiatley with god. it is not my position to judge but laughing is no sin. lolololololololololololol

stupid warmongerrs. first you elect a nig then u argue over jokes. no wonder you’re the laughing stock of the planet. at least with your ridiculous stimulus package the nigs can buy all the fried chicken n watermelon they want. must be time for you cunts to start a new war its been a while! thats right, no oil in sudan

Listen ‘I hate americans’ we have to suffer because of RACIST SLURS people say. You need to loosen up and smell the roses! Be nice! STOP SAYING NIG! SOME PEOPLE ARE TOUCHY. go buy yourself a heart…jerk. YOU SOUND RACIST STEREOTYPICAL AND PLAIN IGNORANT. its a comment board let people argue! its not ur problem.

Lol-joke! Plz work on ur grammer! & dog who hates americans I’m sure that where ever u r from we saved ur ass at some point. U r a disgrace 2 the human race in general. You should go on tour to places with very high buildings & loose ropes hanging around (hint hint). I ddnt get the chuck norris joke 🙁

What a lot of sad folk suffering from humour by-pass syndrome. I thought the joke very funny. However, I thought Brokeback Mountain was about a couple of lonely cowpokes who discovered a mutual love of pulling their chaps on backwards!

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