A Moment For Kimberley Garner’s Ass

To make up with the two hour gap between Melissa Gorga andKate Gosselin while I was in a conference call pretending to wear pants, here’s Kimberley Garner’s remarkable British ass trying to order a drink. Which, if you think about it, is fundamentally the same stratagem we employ with Miley Cyrus yet forgoing the pretense of feigning culture relevance and/or dispensing of fucks. Here, here! *adjusts monocle, sips tea with pinky out*

i hope that fish will soon bring about
a new civil rights movement / sexual revolution, much like how hundreds of women burned their bras in the 1960s.
except this time with people of both genders burning their pants.
(yoga pants will still be 100% tolerated).