"This Kiss"

"Swiss Miss"

The Lyrics

I don’t want another colaI don’t need another ginger ale, noI don’t want no carbonationThat’ll make me burp like a gale‘Cause I’ve got a taste for chocolateI can drink it by the pail

It’s a cup of cocoaBut just carefully sipUsing boiling waterYou could blister your lipsIt’s still worth all the risk, thoughIt’s (aah) delectible

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss(With marshmallows)Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

First you open up the packageAnd you pour it in the mugAdd a cup of heated waterStir it up then tilt back and chugIf you’re feeling melancholyBaby, it’s a wonder drug

It’s a cup of cocoaIt’s a cup o’ hot cheerIt’s an alternate beverageWhen we’re all out of beerPour some Irish Crème in thereIt’s (aah) enjoyable

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss(With alcohol)Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

Your intolerance to lactoseThrows your stomach all out of whackIf you drink it without medicationYou could have a flatus attackBut once you’ve tasted chocolateYou can never go backIt’s got me floating, it’s got me flying

It's the serotoninThat suffuses your brainIt’s the dopamine reflexThat’s akin to cocaineIt’s the rush of the sugarIt’s (aah) still legal now

Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss(I drank it all)Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss

It's the way it stirs me, babyIt's the way it hooks me, darlin’

It’s a cup of cocoaIt’s a scheme of the SwissIt’s erotic refreshmentIt’s a feeling of blissIt’s a choco-orgasmIt’s (aah) so sensual

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