Saturday, March 07, 2015

The San Diego Chargers are
making a play to get Detroit Lion, Ndamukong Suh. Apparently they want to make
San Diego Suh’s new stomping grounds.

Since you asked:

Now that Harrison Ford is
going to be OK, some questions about his plane crash have popped up. Like why
was he flying in a WWII plane?Gosh, a
70-year-old plane engine, what could possibly go wrong?

Yes, he is Hans Solo and
Indiana Jones, so the normal rules do not apply. But who lets a 72-year-old
grandfather fly in a 70-year-old plane? New rule. Nobody over 30 can fly a
plane that is almost as old as they are.

The bad news is Harrison Ford
crashed his plane on a golf course and had to go to the hospital. The good news
is he is going to be fine and he landed in the fairway, which is more than
Tiger Woods can do.

The Seattle Seahawks have
reached a deal with running back Marshawn Lynch. And here I was afraid they
would pass on it.

Thursday, March 05, 2015

A Delta flight from Atlanta
to New York skidded off the snowy runway at La Guardia airport. It went off
course and crashed so fast it was named an honorary New York Jet.

In Paris, Kim Kardshian
revealed she is now a platinum blonde. When she went blonde, Kim’s IQ dropped
even lower from “Let’s name our child North West” down to “Let’s have Bruce
Jenner drive us to the airport.”