Oddly enough, when searching for a part for a late model Nissan a few years ago, I stumbled across an NOS part labeled, "Bearing-Muffler" I bought one, just to keep on my counter at work for those opportune moments. I even had a Diagnostic Magic 8-Ball, for those "I thought diagnostics were free" customers.

-when you buy it just because of the lack of rust..
-you are a "regular" at the parts store and they ask what gasket you want that day...
- when the death wobble comes and goes but is priority after the lift kit....
- your jealous because all other jeep owners dont have to fab a front bumper..
- you love how comfortale the seats are even though they're ugly as hell
- you still have to replace that front parking light bulb but put it off for a month cuz you cant figure out how to pull the light assembly
- you've owned other jeeps, wrangler, cherokee... decided to give the grand a shot
- you can't wait to build it because you know it will look badass

Oddly enough, when searching for a part for a late model Nissan a few years ago, I stumbled across an NOS part labeled, "Bearing-Muffler" I bought one, just to keep on my counter at work for those opportune moments. I even had a Diagnostic Magic 8-Ball, for those "I thought diagnostics were free" customers.

1. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rock pile or over the mountain
2. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
3. Your mom and sister can't get in without help
4. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
5. You puke when you see a RAV4
6. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
7. When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and b!tch slap the dirver
8. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
9. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"
10. When you can see OVER a Suburban
11. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
12. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
13. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels, again
14. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
15. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
16. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
17. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
18. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
19. Even worse the car wash won't let you in
20. You fix almost everything yourself
21. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
22. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
23. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it
24. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
25. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
26. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
27. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
28. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
29. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
30. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
31. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
32. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
33. Your wallet is always empty.
34. When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep
35. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep

Only those who will risk going too far
can possibly find out how far one can go.