The B on her face is backwards just like Downey’s swaztika was (because he drew it using a mirror). The other thing that smells here is that generally when someone commits armed robbery, they flee. This guy was so unafraid of being caught that he felt no apprehension about a little extra partisan beatdown because of a bumper sticker? Where was this ATM? In the basement of an abandoned warehouse?

Your stories continue to progress from meaningless to drivel. Lordy. You weren’t leary enough to pass this by, your comment is similar to the guy who says “I wouldn’t call anyone a liar, but some might”

“”20-year-old Ashley Todd is now reportedly facing a polygraph test to be administered by officials after claiming she was brutally beaten over her political views.

Ashley Todd, who claims she was brutally beaten and robbed of $60 at an ATM in the Pittsburgh, Bloomfield area Wednesday night when a ‘6’4, 200-pound black man’ mugged her and discovered she was a McCain/Palin supporter.

According to Todd, the man robbed her at knifepoint before noticing the McCain bumper sticker on her car – triggering him to allegedly begin beating Todd with his hands and feet and carving an odd, backwards “B” on her face with his knife.

Todd reported the assault to the police in Pittsburgh and was contacted by McCain and Palin shortly thereafter to express their regret for her unfortunate attack – and was even condemned by Barack Obama’s campaign, who issued a statement saying they hoped “that the person who perpetrated this crime is swiftly apprehended and brought to justice.”

Now there may be proof that Ashley Todd isn’t telling the whole story. Officials have reportedly requested a polygraph test be performed because her “statements about the attack conflict with evidence from the Citizens Bank ATM where she claims the incident occurred.”””

Maybe Edwards can donate his haircuts to Move On, like the GOP has promised to donate the clothes to “charity”. (Wonder if they cleared it with Palin first? I can just hear it: “not the boots, not theboots…”.)

That kind of puts the kibosh on your plans to beat the crap out of yourself, smear lipstick all over your face and claim that Sarah Palin kicked your ass because you had a better makeup job than she does, Peeveee.

Not the kind of thing you want leading the news in western Pennsylvania over the weekend, eh? If I were a wingnut, I’d be really sad and depressed right about now. Nothing seems to be going your way! No doubt you’re all praying to Jesus for a terrorist attack on the U.S. It’s really your only chance to avoid the triumphal mocking of Angryclown, Peev and RickDFL – SITD’s three wise men – on Nov. 5.