Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Your Smartass Responses to the Best of Cleveland Survey

Every year we throw open the gates of Best of Cleveland so that you, the wizened veterans of our fair landscape, might weigh in on what makes us rock harder than a Zeppelin album side cranking from the 8-track player of a Barracuda convertible. And every year, you come through in a big way. Well, most of you do anyway.

Here now is a collection of our favorite responses among those of you dedicated enough to fill out an online survey, yet smartass enough to treat it like a Gong Show audition. Behold, the top voter outtakes of 2012:

Best Thing Made in C-Town Excuses for Pat Shurmur

Best ChefDoes Michael Symon still count?

Best ChefAnyone but Michael Symon

Best TeamOccupy Cleveland

Best Reason to Love C-TownBecause no one has a “next year” like us

Best Place to Get WildI’m too married to answer that question

Best Reason to Be a Cleveland Sports FanIt’s better than a kick in the nuts