Introducing the next head of the Sierra Club

Here’s the deal, dear. There’s nothing wrong with your water. Wascally Wepublicans haven’t doused it with chemicals, oil, or anything else. Halliburton hasn’t poisoned it. Bush and Cheney haven’t put secret chemicals to control your thoughts — such as they are. The rainbow — the pretty thing with colors — is caused by light refracting through the water droplets.

Someone skipped Earth Science class in high school to smoke a couple of joints with the bad boys, eh?

BTW, that was a year ago and looks to be taped in California. I know California has been in a water emergency for quite awhile now. Perhaps the sirens in the background are the cops looking for her house after a neighbor called 911 on her for watering her lawn.