Who’s Rude and Thoughtless Now, Bitch?

Nothing makes up for a childhood full of irate alcoholism like a trip to the Screen Actors Guild Awards.

At least, that was probably what Alec Baldwin was thinking when he took his daughter, Ireland, to the awards on Sunday night. Alec famously railed against his pre-teen daughter (with Kim Basinger) in a voicemail rant that leaked onto the Internet last year.

Alec took home the SAG award for outstanding male actor in a comedy series, which means his fellow actors have forgiven him, but when Ireland grows up and looks at these pictures, I don’t think she’ll be able to forgive her stylist for not making her wear Spanx with that outfit. A 12-year-old should not look like she has a baby bump, unless her last name is Spears. BAD DRESS, people.

In other SAG news, Heath Ledger took home best supporting, Meryl Streep beat out Angelina, Anne and Kate for best actress (but Kate took home best supporting), Hugh Laurie won for House, Sean Penn for Milk, Tina Fey for 30 Rock, and Slumdog Millionaire won everything else. No, seriously, the full results are here.

IMO not only should a twelve year old not look like they have a baby bump — they should not look like their fathers creepy barely legal pregnant girlfriend, which is what I thought when I saw this picture.

I’m so conflicted. I think if she actually looked twelve I would feel bad for making fun of her little tummy. Like, I would never make fun of Abigail Breslin. But this girl looks sooo much older. I wanna ask her if she’s gotten the Pregnant Teen Mommy Gift Basket that Jamie Lynn Spears sends out to all the underage sluts. See, now I feel evil.

re: the dress. i mean, there’s no cleavage, it’s long. maybe the cut outs are too sexy, but it’s mostly SHE is too sexy for 12. she’s dressing up for the red carpet. what are yo gonna do put her in a pink frock? if she were mt kid, i’d pick a ore sensible dress, but it’s hollywood baybee

Wow! I can definitely see that baby bump…mmh, just an unfortunate angle, looks weird though. And I refuse to believe she is 12…what makes this Hollywood girls want to look much older than they really are???

She’s a stunningly beautiful girl (look at how gorgeous her parents are). A 13 year old girl shouldn’t wear a black dress but whatever. She looks beautiful and very young, look at that skin. Not for a second did I think she was his date.