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Billy Knutson is a semi-famous Internet rapper and the “CEO/Founder” of “Murder Musick Ent. LLC:

His music is about as awful as you would imagine a bootleg midwestern rapper’s music can be:

Kill me now.

Anyway, he uses his limited Facebook fame for social activism and making a difference in the community.

Just kidding.

He buy food stamps for half price from his junkie fans:

Which is all the more hilarious since he posted this yesterday:

Yea, if you’re a crackhead living off the government we should do something to stop you from being a crackhead living off the government. Oh, I have an idea – sell me your EBT cards for half price so you can continue to fuel your habits. Then watch my crappy music on Youtube. Because Billy Knutson doesn’t share any blame in this problem. It’s not like he’s providing a market for junkies to sell food stamps on Facebook. It’s all their fault. He’s doing everything right. Life is good for a CEO of a bootleg record label that produces free music on Youtube.

Oh, and you’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is…..

Flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat? Never saw that one coming. Ever. A turtle rider put it best in the comments last week:

Yo! This dude looks like he’d be following ole stanky sack around and wearing that hat backwards, part of his crew. Jesus, do you people wake up everyday and say “well my life sucks so I go boost the ego of an internet rapper/CEO and be part of his crew”. You set your fat ass up for the torment you’re about to get, you don’t get to look like that and defend this fuckboy on our page.

You guys have nothing better to do. Murder Musik / PTB for life. All you assholes do is hide behind a compiter running your mouths and making stories out of dumb shit like this. He posts shit like this to russle jimmies not being serious but im sure he appriciayes the free publicity

Yeah like we are supposed to take him serious wearing that hat. Listen littleness girl, 1999 called, they want their hat back. I bet you draw your eyebrows on, and you’d date a shitbag like this. Grow up, you ain’t gangsta, you’re a classless little skank wanna be pill popping ho-bag. $10 my short self would whoop your ass from Ohio to Rhode Island. Back to the trap house skank whore

He’s a pussy. Can’t get a real job because he’s such a tough guy gangbanger. I would simply run him over and squash him like the rat he is…the sad thing would be getting his entrails stuck in my tire threads.

“As of March 2017, at least 20 states have proposed legislation requiring some form of drug testing or screening for public assistance recipients this year. The states include: … Maine, Massachusetts, … Rhode Island, … and Vermont.”
[CT and NH not on the list.]
(Source: ncsl dot org)