The afternoon gossip

Rihanna is publicly flirting with Wilmer Valdemarra and Hugh Grant is still making out.

David Lettermanties the knot — after dating the same woman for 23 years. On the Late Show, he says he got stuck in the mud on the way to the Montana courthouse: "And the whole way, I'm thinking: See, smart ass, see, see, you try to get married, this is what happens."

Because her love life is so effed up, Madonna may not be able to add another child to her collection.