Allergy Joke Page

One day a gentleman visited a bar and in conversing with fellow patrons, the subject of allergy came up. Each tried to outdo the others with stories of how allergic they or an acquaintance was. The best of these was the fellow who exclaimed that his wife was allergic to everything – in fact her nose was so stuffed that if he kissed her on the lips, she would suffocate!

Old Song Title: Blowin’ In The Wind by Peter Pollen Mary

Humans and bees have something in common — hives! Another way to say that medications for allergic diseases are expensive:Robbing Peter to pay for Pollen. Another way to say that medications for allergic diseases are expensive:
Robbing Peter to pay for PollenSome funeral guests, noticing that there was an absence of flowers, went up to the grieving widow to express their condolences. They graciously also informed her that, as per request, a donation would be made to a local charity in lieu of flowers. With a puzzled look upon her face, she retorted that there were no flowers because her husband had been allergic to flowers.

A sign was noticed in an allergist’s office which showed a picture of a beautiful cat and a caption which said, “We got rid of the kids ……… the cat was allergic”