The James Bond Girls have become as famous as Agent 007 himself.
With exotic and far out names like Honey, Kissy, Pussy, Plenty,
Tilly, Holly, Stacy, Tracy, Aki, Rosie, Bibi, Lupe, Magda, Pola,
Kara, and Jinx – it’s no wonder!
Some good, some bad – but never ugly (on the outside anyway),
the women who grace Bond’s adventures are as necessary to
007’s screen existence as his cars, gadgets, and guns –
but not necessarily in that order! Some try to woo him while others
try to do him (in), but all succumb to the Bond charm in the end.

Take a look at the files of just a few of the women who have graced
the world of James Bond 007 and see for yourself.

HONEY RYDER

FILM: Dr.No (1962)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Beachcomber located in Jamaica;
makes a living selling seashells in Miami.

EMPLOYER: Self.

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) “I put
a black widow under his mosquito net, a female, and they’re
the worst. It took him a whole week to die.” “Did I
do wrong?”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: Bond falls for Honey’s
child-of-nature allure – plus the fact she looks great in
a white bikini!

JILL MASTERSON

FILM: Goldfinger (1964)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Kept woman. Villain’s plaything
(although she tells Bond she’s only paid to be seen with Goldfinger)
and card cheat accomplice.

EMPLOYER: Auric Goldfinger.

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) “I’m
beginning to like you Mr Bond – more than anyone I’ve
met in a long time, James.”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: She looks great in a black bikini
– and later in Bond’s pyjama top.

PUSSY GALORE

FILM: Goldfinger (1964)
JOB DESCRIPTION: Personal Pilot

EMPLOYER:
Auric Goldfinger

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE:
(to Bond) “Do you want to play it easy – or the hard way?”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: She looks great in the hay
(literally). Almost certainly looks pretty good in a bikini.

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) “James
Bond, who only has to make love to a women and she starts to hear
heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately returns to
the side of right and virtue – but not this one! What a blow
it must have been – you having a failure.”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: Looks great clad in black leather
biker’s gear – unless of course you’re the driver
of the car she’s about to incinerate with her rocket-firing
motorbike!

TRACY BOND – nee Vincenzo

FILM:
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Doesn’t need one –
she’s a Countess!

EMPLOYER: N/A

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) “You’re
very sure of yourself – aren’t you? Suppose I were to
kill you for a thrill!”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: She handles a pump-action shotgun
like no woman you’ve ever seen!

NATALYA SIMONOVA

FILM: GoldenEye (1995)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Computer Programmer

EMPLOYER: Russian Government – ‘Goldeneye
project’

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) “You think
I’m impressed? All of you with your guns you’re killing
you’re death – for what? So you can be a hero? All the
heroes I know are dead.”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: Can tell the difference between
a floppy or hard disk in the dark!

WAI LIN

FILM: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Secret Agent

EMPLOYER: Chinese People’s External Security
Force

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) “…it’s
mostly dull routine of course, but every now and then, you get to
sail on a beautiful evening like this – and sometimes work
with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power.”

ATTRACTION FACTOR: Martial Arts Expert. Petite
powerhouse of a woman. Allows a man to lie back and think of England
while she does all the work – beating the bad guys into submission!

JINX

FILM: Die Another Day (2002)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Secret Agent

EMPLOYER: NSA

MOST MEMORABLE DIALOGUE: (to Bond) Ornithologist,
huh? There’s a mouthful (looking south).
(to Bond, while tied up with deadly laser beams spinning randomly
around her) James!! Turn them off!! Turn them off or I’ll
be half the girl I used to be!!

ATRACTION FACTOR: Doesn’t beat about the
bush! This lady casts from the hip and lands what she wants!! Deadly
with a pistol and in unarmed combat – but drop-deadly gorgeous
in an orange bikini!!!!