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Now we got black female nazis in WWII and no swastikas

If you thought adding black dudes to Tolkien’s fantasy world was bad enough, you’re in for a treat: the studio behind Call of Duty has been working on a game set in World War II. In the name of inclusivity, they added black female nazis to the game. Hey jerkos, how about letting me play as my favorite tatted up pornstar instead? That would be about as realistic. On the other hand, black female nazis would make for a nice attempt at revisionist history. Who knows, maybe the nazis lost the war because all the black nazi women at the front thought, “Fightin’? Ain’t nobody got time for dat!”, just like that lady here:

This brings to mind the Rick & Morty season 1 finale, theres a character named Abradolf Lincler – result of mixing the dna of Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler. He has a hard time figuring out what he is for or against ?