Isn't Savile Row for bespoke suits and stuff? Yes, and the building, No 3, is also the former home of Apple Records. The Beatles played their last ever concert on the roof in 1969.

I guess Abercrombie & Fitch didn't get where it is today without ruffling a few feathers. Too right. It recently came to light that staff in the Milan branch were forced to do press-ups as punishment for not being cheerful enough.

I've been to Milan. Everybody there should be punished for not being cheerful enough. The company has also been criticised for making staff follow a strict dress code. In 2009, a staff member at the London store with a prosthetic arm was relieved of shop-floor duty.

That's not on, is it? No. She was awarded £8,000 by an employment tribunal.

Do say: "Seventy quid for a T-shirt? No wonder you're topless, mate."

Don't say: "Good afternoon. I'm here to have my seven-year-old measured up for a suit."