¡Que rico! Eva Longoria Is Maxim’s Woman Of The Year 2014 (PHOTOS)

We’re pretty sure you’re still desperate for this housewife, because Maxim has named Eva Longoria as their woman of the year. She was the sexiest suburbanite in history on Desperate Housewives, and now she’s a big shot producer, a savvy businesswoman, and their 2014 Woman of the Year.

She’s donning nothing but a white t-shirt on the cover of the magazine, and Eva is 38, the stunner was hardly looking a day over 25. She speaks on her new cover with the magazine saying:

“I’ve had a beautiful relationship with Maxim over all these years … When someone sees the cover of this issue, they’re going to say, ‘¡Que rico!’ … Say it when something is really good. It’s especially awesome after how long it’s been since my first cover.

She continues to fulfill the reader’s fantasy saying:

“One thing people are usually surprised about when they get to know me is how domestic I am,” she explains. “So when you see the sexy Maxim cover and then you put it against me in an apron with flour in my hair, it takes a moment to reconcile that image.”