Chuck Norris Turns 74 Yet Fit As A Fiddle

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Chuck Norris, the bad boy of Western martial arts, is 74 years old. And the handsome actor is still fit as a fiddle.

Chuck Norris is busy celebrating his 74th birthday. He may be older than many other martial artists but he still has his mojo. Chuck Norris can send you to the hospital with his hands and feet tied together. He is one tough dude and a star celebrity to boot.

The fighter has it all. He has appeared in such screen hits as Lone Wolf McQuade, Good Guys Wear Black and Delta Force. But today he is especially famous for the thousand and one memes that have gotten generated on the Internet in his name. They range from the inane to the super-sophisticated.

Such memes as “Chuck Norris counted to infinite – twice” have a slightly punning mentality behind them. But others like “Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares at them till they yield their information” seem more in the line of clever and witty one-liners.

Besides this, Chuck is a serious man’s man and so he endorses various conservative republican causes and candidates. He knows that all liberals are idiots. Born in 1940, Chuck Norris became the best martial artist on screen for a while in his career which spanned a long time indeed.

He was the first person in the West to become an 8th degree black belt grandmaster in Tae Kwon Do. Chuck’s specialty is roundhouse kicks and straight-shooting punches. Chuck finally reached iconic status as the star of Walker, Texas Ranger.

He is one regular badass and he knows it more than anyone else. There are also Chuck Norris jokes circulating in cyberspace. But no one would dare joke about him to his face for they would not know what hit them the second they opened their mouths.

Today, the devastating dude has a virtual empire built around him. He is rich, famous and fortunate that so many love him and look up at him as their favorite martial artist of the century.

I want to personally thank all of you for your Birthday wishes, cards & gifts. To keep the celebration going, my... http://t.co/v6izCCI3tW— Chuck Norris (@chucknorris) March 10, 2014