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Monday, December 13, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!

Thanks to every one who stopped by with congrats yesterday!!! Your friendship and support keeps me going!!!!!

I'm starting the Christmas groaners season!!! This one also has Star Wars theme!!!Enjoy!!!!!!!

Long ago Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker had a battle over Cloud City. The depiction of that fight in the Lucas film was fairly accurate,but it left out a few details.

It seems that, during the course of the fracas, more words wereexchanged while the two of them were temporarily clenched with theirweapons locked against each other, and apparently the director must havefelt that some editing would make the dialogue a bit snappier, so somewas snipped out. So here's what they said to each other . . .

Vader: "Luke, there is something that you do not know."

Luke: "What's that?"

Vader: "Luke, I know, beyond doubt, what you are getting for Christmas."

Luke: "You're wrong. You can't know that."

Vader: "Nevertheless, it is so."

Luke: "I don't believe you! This isn't possible!"

Vader: "Trust me, Luke, I do know what you are getting for Christmas. I knowit with the same degree of certainly as I know of the inevitability ofthe failure of your pitiful rebellion."

Luke: "You can't know that. The rebellion will succeed!"

Vader: "I know a great many things, Luke. Join with me, let me show you thetrue power of the Dark Side of the force, and together we can destroythe emperor!"

Luke: "Is that why you think you know what I'm going to get for Christmas?You think your mastery of the Dark Side can show you the future?"

Vader: "The Dark Side shows me many things, Luke, but I did not need it for this."