MTV's show abandons the usual pomp and circumstance in favor of some unorthodox touches. Tucked in among MTV's prizes for movie of the year and best female performance are more-ridiculous honors – best shirtless performance, for example.

Sensing 2014's Academy Award contenders were tired of missing out on all the fun, we've gone ahead and predicted the results for this year's Oscars – if the award show were to loosen up and adopt MTV's kookier categories.

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