A Very Frank Conversation

Sitting at the bar, our whole group started talking about our masturbation history.

I went out to the Fire Club bar a few months back. I met up with some friends and we were speaking of my recent divorce. They were joking that I needed a mercy fuck or to jack off more often. They said 'You have to jack off John. You do know how don't you?' I laughed and they just began telling me its ok. So here was two women, three guys and myself getting into this conversation. The two women said basically that they expect their husbands (not present) to masturbate as much as them. They said they do it three times a week. The two guys started laughing and when asked why, both confessed to doing it daily. One spoke of how as a teenager, he did it four times daily for nearly 11 years...over 16,000 times. He spoke of doing it riding his bicycle, mowing lawn, riding in a car, in a swimming pool, with a jack-off club of teens, and in the closet in school.

I laughed as I had flashbacks of jacking off every single chance I had. I had secret cum rags stashed everywhere. I would go into the woods for an couple of hours to blow a few loads. I jacked off with my friend Tony, I jacked off for my cousin Donna, but I loved jacking off in front of my ex wife. After 4 years of no sex, I decided it was enough. One night I walked out of the bedroom nude and getting ready to shower. I saw her watching TV. I decided to ask about sex. She responded with a bitchy remark. I said fine and proceeded to jack off while standing a few feet from her. She kept watching TV as I blew a huge stream of cum onto the newspaper by my chair. I picked it up, threw it away and took my shower. When I came back out I asked her if she wanted to lay in bed and watch a movie (not porn). Her response was 'I'd rather take a shit.' From then on, I jacked off constantly in front of her when we were alone. I loved it. I probably did it over 1,000 times the first year. We divorced four years later after I caught her embezzeling from our business.

She tried to embarrass me once by telling some friends of ours right in front of me that I jack off a lot. Three of the four of them laughed and said, good...you should ! The fourth one I later found out was wanting to hook up with me. I love to jack off but I took her up on the mercy fuck. We are actually engaged now...