Fluffy Toys

A guy met a girl at a nightclub and she invited him back to her place for the night. She still lived with her parents, but they were out of town, so this was
the perfect opportunity.

They got back to her house and they went into her bedroom. When guy walked in the door, he noticed all sorts of fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them; fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill - there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed.

Later, after they've had sex, the guy turned to her and asked, "So, how was I?"

Back when I was young AND dumb, I bought my girl a giant Santa Clause teddy bear. I was in San Antonio for a company meeting and was headed back to Fort Worth, so I stuck the beat in the passenger seat, strapped on the seat belt, and headed up IH-35. I got the weirdest looks from people as I passed them doing 90 in my Lincoln Mark VII. Man... that was one bad ass car that would haul ass all day long in style!