The sordid details of Amy Winehouse’s final hours emerged today, with claims that she bought a cocktail of narcotics including cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine. Although the exact cause of death has not yet been released by police, it is claimed she was seen buying drugs from a dealer in Camden just after 10:30pm on Friday…A source told The People that she was seen buying substances, believed to be cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and ketamine leading up to the hours before her death. She is also thought to have been drinking heavily, which may have been the trigger of a lethal concoction of drugs and alcohol. The source told the newspaper: ‘Amy seemed determined to have a big one on Friday night. ‘She was out in Camden on Friday evening, but seemed determined to carry on the party back at her flat. ‘None of us know who was with her into the early hours of Saturday. But getting out of it was clearly her main priority of the night.’ Another source from one Camden pub told the tabloid that they had also seen Amy buying.

I know some of you wish she was still alive so she could make another album because she was a genius whose life was snuffed out too soon because of a senseless “tragedy”, but please keep in mind that if you reanimated her right now and put her in the studio, you’d come back from the bathroom to see her sliding down a mountain of coke into a pile of needles she just bought.

After she left the pub of course. Daily Mail reports: The sordid details of Amy Winehouse’s final hours emerged today, with claims that she bought a cocktail of narcotics including…

It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports:

TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for up to six hours before her body was discovered lying in bed, cops fear. The star, 27, last spoke to her security team at 10am on Saturday. She was found at home in Camden, North London, at 4pm. Medics said she’d been dead several hours. Police sources reported no sign of drugs at the house. Amy had seen her doctor on Friday night. Amy’s doctor examined her the evening before her death – and gave her the all clear. The singer was having regular check-ups because her drink and drug battles had left her so frail. A source said: “The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead. “Amy’s health has been very fragile and she has been having a series of check-ups.”

Police have no leads and her autopsy is currently underway, but we really don’t need to know what happened. Because 27-year old’s take naps at 10am then die peacefully in their sleep all the time. There’s nothing to see here.

It takes six hours for her security team and handlers to flush drugs down the toilet and spray Febreze? Interesting. Sun reports: TRAGIC Amy Winehouse may have been dead for…

It must be great living inside Lindsay Lohan‘s mind. It seems like such fun and happy place where the real world doesn’t exist. Showbiz Spy reports:

LINDSAY Lohan is having a hard time keeping her clothes on. The troubled star is said to be frustrated at the number of “sleazy” roles she’s being offered as she goes about rebuilding her acting career. “Lindsay has been offered a lot of movie roles but not many of the kind she really wants,” explains a source close to the Hollywood bad girl. “Almost all of them have been B-movie roles which require some element of nudity. Lindsay wants to prove herself as a serious actress. She’s desperate for a role that puts her back on the map in Hollywood but she wants to expose her acting talent — nothing else — if possible.”

If she wants a role that puts her back on the map in Hollywood, maybe she try “Chick Who Doesn’t Wake Up With Cocaine In Her Hair”. Or “Person Not On Probation”. Or “Girl Who Puts Ketel One Bottle Down”. Not sure, but I think those might help.

It must be great living inside Lindsay Lohan‘s mind. It seems like such fun and happy place where the real world doesn’t exist. Showbiz Spy reports: LINDSAY Lohan is having…

One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his relationship status from “Engaged” to “Single”, so you know this is serious business. He also changed his default profile pic to him and his mom. Because I guess he will need her during this difficult time. He also did a status update that I’m pretty sure his teammates and cornerbacks around the league already knew. Moving on.

Two months ago, unemployed reality show whore, Kristin Cavallari, and NFL “quarterback”, Jay Cutler, announced their engagement. Yesterday, he dumped her. He probably hurt his knee and had to sit out. E! Online reports:

A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy a Monique Lhuillier wedding gown just two weeks ago, the Chicago Bears quarterback was no longer on the same page—and he pulled the plug on the affair yesterday. “Jay got cold feet,” a source close to the couple told E! News. “Kristin is stunned.” The source said the couple had been disagreeing over some issues recently, particularly how Cavallari would balance her career while living in Chicago with Cutler during the football season.

So to recap, a well-documented whore latches on to a rich, professional athlete and convinces him to marry her then gets upset when she’s forced to give up her non-existent career because she doesn’t understand that “C” on her fiance’s helmet is a real place where she actually has to live. But isn’t Sears in Chicago? And don’t they make a catalog? I guess I’m not understanding her argument.

Two months ago, unemployed reality show whore, Kristin Cavallari, and NFL “quarterback”, Jay Cutler, announced their engagement. Yesterday, he dumped her. He probably hurt his knee and had to sit…

I mean, why wouldn’t she? Because things don’t exist in Kim Kardashian‘s world where she isn’t the complete center of attention. People reports:

Her fiancé Kris Humphries, meanwhile, wasn’t far away, celebrating his bachelor party at Lavo Las Vegas with Kim’s brother Rob Kardashian, Lamar Odom and several NBA players. Donning a white T-shirt, Humphries downed shots and sang along to the deejay. But the singing stopped momentarily when a woman crashed the celebration. That woman was Kim Kardashian. Though the couple had vowed not to see each other on their bachelorette/bachelor weekends, Kardashian headed to Lavo around 2 a.m., surprising Humphries at his VIP booth. After getting over the shock of seeing his fiancée on guys’ night, Humphries kissed his future bride delicately before picking her up to smooch her in full view of the club. Kardashian and her crew mingled with Humphries and his group for about 10 minutes before departing and leaving the men alone.

Jesus, this dude can’t even be alone for five minutes without this bitch showing up. Can’t a wigger have a drink with his boys without having to deal a camera crew? But I’m not going to judge, because I really don’t know the whole story. Lavo may have been giving away free botox treatments that night.

I mean, why wouldn’t she? Because things don’t exist in Kim Kardashian‘s world where she isn’t the complete center of attention. People reports: Her fiancé Kris Humphries, meanwhile, wasn’t far…

Bar Refaeli was in Porto Cervo, Italy with her rumored new boyfriend, David Fisher (not pictured), this weekend, and either this bikini was dipped in poison ivy at some point or the inside is made of shark teeth because no time in these pictures can she take her hands off the thing. In conclusion, companies should make more bikinis like this. Women won’t care. If they like being comfortable they wouldn’t wear high heels or give birth.

Bar Refaeli was in Porto Cervo, Italy with her rumored new boyfriend, David Fisher (not pictured), this weekend, and either this bikini was dipped in poison ivy at some point…

When you think of manufactured cash grabs designed by corporations and studios to ensure mass appeal and subversion on a large scale, you think of The Smurfs and Katy Perry. So, of course Katy Perry would show up to The Smurfs premiere yesterday to show her support for another thing targeted toward children and mindless idiots with disposable income. And, as expected, she wore a tight dress with her rack hanging out. But thank God she covered herself up before she kissed a giant Smurfette (haha, she kissed a girl! get it, you guys?!). I wouldn’t know how I would feel if Katy Perry took the excuse of being on the red blue carpet to not be the demure flower that we’ve come to know and expect.

When you think of manufactured cash grabs designed by corporations and studios to ensure mass appeal and subversion on a large scale, you think of The Smurfs and Katy Perry….

I guess that’s better than a ditch where most people expected. TMZ reports:

Amy Winehouse was found dead in her bed by a security guard who had been appointed to look after … this according a rep for Winehouse. Chris Goodman, a friend and rep for Winehouse, explained, “She was in her bedroom after saying she wanted to sleep and when he went to wake her he found she wasn’t breathing.” Goodman continued, “He called the emergency services straight away. He was very shocked. At this stage no one knows how she died. She died alone in bed.

Totally. I bet he was completely shocked. Because how could an unrepentant drug addict who coughs up blood and does horse tranquilizers be taken from us so quickly? Life just doesn’t seem fair sometimes.

I guess that’s better than a ditch where most people expected. TMZ reports: Amy Winehouse was found dead in her bed by a security guard who had been appointed to…

The only news today is about that one singer with those two albums that everyone is a fan of because she’s dead now, so here’s Candice Swanepoel paying her respects in somber black. And a cop outfit, a sailor outfit, a Santa outfit, and devil horns, because everyone processes grief differently.

The only news today is about that one singer with those two albums that everyone is a fan of because she’s dead now, so here’s Candice Swanepoel paying her respects…