WTF

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I seen a story about a guy who took the horse cock up the ass but it was angled so it pushed in all the way, he died from internal bleeding.. There was a whole video. :p your ass is designed for poop not for horse cock i wonder what the last thing going through his head was BESIDES A HORSE'S COCK

Monday, August 21, 2006

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Party Tuesday(Used to be Wednesday)

Come over for punch and pie at my house on Tuesday the 22nd of August. bring stuff to do or watch, ive got space, not very much entertainment though... that is all. Time... 1 to whenever i guess, ill be home. That is all.

Kevin Smith talks about Superman

just in case anybody forgot -

You will need: a room, a door that locks, a stack of lined notebooks, fifty ballpoint pens, at least a week of spare time and, most importantly, at least 5 kilos of cocaine. Simply lock the door, flip open the first notebook and start snorting. When the week is up, the cops will either discover your gnarled corpse, your teeth ground down to stubs and your spine bent in two by the ferocity of your spastic thrashing or you'll emerge soiled and stinking into the morning smog with at least twenty awesome blockbuster screenplays.

SCRIPTS COMPLETED USING THIS METHOD:Who's Laughing Now? I'll Show You Who's A Fucking Big Man!;Explode This, Bruckheimer!;I'm Splitting The Planet In Two With My Cock And It Feels FANTASTIC; GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGHHHHHH.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

From the show Absinthe

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Best SoaP interview ever.

Monday, August 14, 2006

I was going through my box o' crap

And I found something spectacular... a whole page of Baricelli quotes!

"If I wanted to hear a butthole, I'd fart.""It's like watching Helen Keller swordfight.""...Osama Bin Laden runs through the room!""Non-honors = door knob dumb""Her head weighs 60lbs. She puts on lipstick with a paint spreader." (I think that refers to Rosie O'Donnell.)"I'll cut off your hands and end your social life."Something about pitbulls eating student, then "If I covered you in chocolate and sent you up to Sister Diane, you'd meet the same fate.""Ever since they started serving that [in the cafeteria] there are a lot less birds in the parking lot.""This is the queen of run on sentences. Don't show this to an English teacher or I'll be shot."

Wow. Pirates has got nothing on this movie.

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE

There is probably no artefact in the history of space exploration more precious than the first television images of the Moon captured by Neil Armstrong and his fellow astronauts as they disembarked from their lunar module in July 1969.

Unfortunately, the magnetic tapes of those images have gone missing. Worse still, they appear to have been missing for at least 30 years - and nobody, until now, even noticed.

Human Computation

Saturday, August 12, 2006

On the set of "Kidnapped"

Lights of doom floating in the sky.Car down the alley.... when suddenly....The fire only burned for about 60-90 seconds, but there was no more paint on the car, and thats the dummy that was standing in the door.

Group apologizes for taking three years worth of Taco Bell sauces

A group of 10 to 15 masked individuals entered Taco Bell, 3244 S. Western Ave., around 10:46 p.m. Tuesday to return a three-year stash of fire sauce packets, police say.

The group returned six 40-gallon trash bags filled with approximately, 25,000 sauce packets to the restaurant.

With the stash was a note stating that they had been accumulating the sauces over three years and kept them stored in the trunk of a vehicle, but felt guilty about keeping them and decided to return them to the restaurant.

Here’s an example from Prepare to be Boarded, Matey!, a spec script we’re currently putting together.

INT. THE RED OPAL'S POOP DECK - NIGHT

Pirates scurry about, brandishing their scimitars and bellowing swarthy songs. Remember that one scene in Pirates of the Caribbean? No, the part with the boat. Remember? Yeah, this is just like that. Only cheaper.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

PAXassassins (IMPORTANT)

ED: e-mail the following image to ctishman@mac.com

Don't question it just do it. AND BE SURE TO E-MAIL IT FROM KIDNAMEDLOX@GMAIL.COM After that you will be in. Do is ASAP

STEVE: Go to the website for PAXassassins and try to sign up with the picture i sent you and then e-mail him explaining your PC plight and why you dont have a ninja pic. If the registration doesnt work then try to register via e-mail. There are still five spots left!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

From GaijinSmash

if you know anything about kids, you know that at 12 years old, they are nothing more than little balls of energy. Japanese kids are no exception. I'd swear they're snorting Pixy Sticks in the hallway. For those of you who don't know what Pixy Sticks are, it's a "candy" which is more or less sugar flavored sugar. I'd rather see my kids snorting pure, unprocessed crack than eating Pixy Sticks. I once bought a HUGE Pixy Stick at an amusement park. It was about as wide as a soda can and maybe two feet tall. I'd only gotten through half of it and I was completely out of my mind. At one point I was on a roller coaster, and in my Pixy Stick-tripped out mind, the ride was rolling way too slowly, and if I hadn't been strapped in I would have gotten out and pushed.

I said that I went to Tokyo and fought with Godzilla. He was a very tough opponent! But then I kanchoed him, and I was the winner! I looked down to see 30 serious Japanese faces, concentrating hard on what I was saying. I finally had to break the tension by announcing it was a joke. Some of them laughed. Some of them had to erase the notes they'd taken on me fighting Godzilla. In their minds I'm not that much smaller than Godzilla, so this was entirely possible.

Quick Cultural Footnote: Japanese 12-year olds would not be able to successfully locate Texas on a US map, even if the states were labeled, but they sure do know who Jabba the Hutt is.