If these are true then I’m not sure where I fit. I find myself in the real men category except for the following:

My mother died when I was 8 so I can’t put you on the phone with her.

I read King, watch CNN & FOX and play golf (but I can also play poker).

I have a stylist, an internist, a tailor and manage my own finances.

I am not afraid of becoming my father because he was a real man.

And I prefer the German white wines; particularly the Spatleses, Auseleses and Eisweins. If you have to ask the price for a good Auselese or Eiswein you don’t appreciate it and shouldn’t be drinking it.

Real Men don't pay the us government payroll taxes because they studied the capitol gains & losses laws that millionaires use all the time and invest that money rather than let a bunch of greedy morons spend it---> like the clintons and all the other bs artists in washington

Real Men don't need a woman to raise their kids. I raised mine alone

Real Men don't need a woman to do anything for them--> especially talk for them

Real Men Life Life on Their Terms NOT Someone elses..That takes what are called Balls. Most supposed Real Men don't have any balls..

Real Men died in wars so you can sit and watch Rather every night and Opera in the day..And Real Men are still dieing so you can do that right now

For those who fought for it Freedom has a taste the protected will never know

Real Men know that taste

You life Free or Die is what Real Men Do..

ynot7769

Nov 6 @ 6:22AM

am i graded here on a point system or what??

ynot7769

Nov 6 @ 6:23AM

*runs in throws a kudo on da table hopein to earn a bit of extra credits*

baldbychoice2kx

Nov 6 @ 6:41AM

I know how to make a woman relax AND laugh.I read King, don't watch TV and rarely play poker. I've never played golf.I haven't made a lot of money but I'm doing OK.I wear whatever tie looks good with what I have on and I do wear t-shirts, around the house or just to run to the store, but I don't still own any from high school.Most perfumes make me sneeze or I can't breathe around them, but there are a couple that are a turn on.I balance my checkbook.I don't have an internist, tailor, accountant, barber, bartender OR a mechanic.My real father was a jackass, but as I've said in a past blog of mine, my step-father was a real man and if I turn in to him, so much the better. Oh, and according to this, he wouldn't be considered a real man either.I will be starting my own business someday, it just hasn't been the right time yet.I don't drink wine OR beer. In fact, I rarely drink alcohol at all.

So, according to this, I'm not a real man. Good thing I don't pay much attention to things like this.

Real Men.....claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner. Most Men...claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

I am a real man. I'm also a feminist. That DOES NOT MEAN I have to stop being a gentleman. If you're so intent on proving yourself that you get insulted if I open the door for you, how's about this? I'll open the door, walk through, and slam the fucking thing in your face!

skinonskin

Nov 6 @ 10:33AM

Real Men.....really know how to make you relax. Most Men...really know how to make you laugh.

These two go hand-in-hand IMO!

Let's say the couple meet for the first time: If she is relaxed, she will enjoy the man she is with and will laugh along with him! If she's a little nervous [as the man most probably will be] some laughter will help her to relax! So IMO, the one feeds off the other!

I myself am happy when I can make a woman in my life laugh- it's catchy and I feel by joking around with each other, we enjoy each other that much more and I get a bunch of these------> to boot!

Real men ask no one for nothing. They work there ass off to get it on there own!Real men could care less who likes him or not, no one else puts food on his table.Real men fight wars for there country without asking why. Because the freedom of there country and her people are worth more to him than his own life.Real men don't need fancy clothes to show who he is. He knows who he is.Real men take care of there family and don't hit there wife. They tell there children they love them and all the reasons why.Real men care only for family, old folks childxren and watermelon whine.

ynot7769

Nov 11 @ 6:03PM

And in my opinion, a Real Man would never slam a door in a woman's face. Get a grip and read it again OK !!!

This was a tribute to Real Men of which you lost your classification along with your comment.

got a bit pissy huh? oh well.....kinda shows wich side of the line he walks on