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German Fines for Insulting People

If you visit Germany make sure you don’t go around insulting people or it could end up costing you quite a bit of money. Besides these below if you call a German Policeman (Polizei) “Du” instead of “Sie” you can be fined up to 600 Euro!! Du is the informal word for “You”. Sie is formal.

Insult

Fine

“Du Mädchen!” (zu einem Polizisten) = “You Girl” (To a policeman)

20€*

“Dumme Kuh” = Dumb Cow

300€*

“Du blödes Schwein!” = You dumb pig!

475€*

Scheibenwischer-Geste = Waving your hand in front of your face

1000€*

Stinkefinger zeigen = Showing someone the middle finger

4000€*

“Du Wichser” = You Jerk

1000€*

“Idiot” = Idiot

1500€*

“Am liebsten würde ich jetzt Arschloch zu dir sagen!” = I would like to say that you are an asshole