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S.A.-published 'Governator' comic will pump you up with Ah-nuld jokes

Here's all you really need to know about "The Governator," a comic book spoof of California governor and "Terminator" star Arnold Schwarzenegger: Its a cringe-inducing but still hilarious homage to the great Austrian American and your cubicle-mate's worst Hans and Franz impersonation brought to print.

OK, you also need to know it's from San Antonio-based Antarctic Press, so the iconic cyborg action star gets some truly localized love, even if he is hellbent on ruling "Kahlifornia" instead of Texas. (That Rick Perry comic is all yours, AP guys.)

"Governator" artist David Hutchison says the Arnie comic is very much in the style of a MAD magazine parody and that he and a few others at the AP studio wrote the funny book in the truest sense of the term. "It's about his political side and the more entertainment side of him as well," Hutchison says. Emphasis both. A lot.

You can order "The Governator" here. Hit the jump for some pumped-up pages.