I see a flying dickpenis flying towards my face and I think, 'OHSHI-, I'm gonna have to eat this', but at the very last moment it changes trajectory and hits me in the eye. I am relieved, but then it hits me again, and again, and again, until finally it pierces my grey matter. I lose all motor skills and fall off the sofa when the dickpenis lodges itself uncomfortably in my rectum for 4-5 hours..