What begins today? Well. A number of things really. First, and perhaps most obviously, the blog begins today. Yesiree. Today is the day. It hath begun.

Second, I depart the bluegrassed grass of central Kentucky for the non-grassed dirt of southern Arizona. To recap: grass –> dirt.

This blog will serve as a resource for all things related to this move inasmuch as I find them relative to said move. Ipso facto ergo propter hoc. In other words, I am writing this blog and I don’t understand Latin.

But what might one expect in this ad-hoc virtual virtual narrative?:

1) Spray: In uber-leet rock climbing, success is measured by amazing feats of strength and skill. To make sure these feats are actually measured, one must actually tell people about them. Telling people is called “spraying”. The word is drawn, I believe, from cat spray, a foul substance left by cats to let all the other cats know they are “fo real”. Much of my blog will be made up of a similar textual “piss” to let my friends and rivals know how amazing my feats really are.

2) Hilarity: (see above)

3) Sarcasm: (see above)

4) Pictures, whimsical anecdotes, and whatever else fits.

chances are, however, i’ll post here twice – forget about the blog – and carry on with a non-virtual round of self-indulgent narcissism.