A shining example: "I'm so drunk right now I just walked into the airport pulled down my pants and shouted, 'This is my only carry on.. But I could use a hand!!'"

But that's not all. The Voice's country superstar judge also makes booze-related jokes on the show. During the quarterfinals, he quipped to contestant Pip Andrew, "Where in the hell is the bowtie? That's like me without alcohol!"