Green Spartan: "There's a long brown terd playing peek-a-boo with my -blam!-! Can you see it? "
or
BR Red Spartan:"Run! Run! He just farted!"
Needler Spartan: "Noooooooo! The smell is so horrible! I can't hold on!"
Sleepy Dude: "*Snore* (Wakes up suddenly) Lura? You cook'en again? Save some for me. (Falls Back asleep) *Snore*