Playboy says 'no way' to tan mom Patricia Krentcil

If you had a morbid curiosity to see what notoriously overtanned mom Patricia Krentcil would look like naked, you can kiss those dreams goodbye.

If you had a morbid curiosity to see what notoriously overtanned mom Patricia Krentcil would look like naked, you can kiss those dreams goodbye. Krentcil will not be posing nude — at least not in the pages of ultra-classy Playboy.

44-year-old Krentcil, as TMZ reported, was all about posing nude if given the opportunity. However, her enthusiasm proved short-lived when Playboy laid the smack down on the idea.

"It wouldn't even be considered," a Playboy source told TMZ.

What a shame. Krentcil is going to have to find some other way to get more attention, after she made headlines following accusations that she allowed her 5-year-old daughter to go into a tanning bed.

Let's hope she doesn't take Octomom Nadya Suleman's lead and go straight to porn.