AWS Lambda colleague name generator

Time passed since he started receiving daily *slav names upon arrival in the office… Why? Noone remembers exactly, but after a few days, it was obvious that the process needed to be automated.

Good friend of mine created music “artist” name generator and shared it with the world as a legendary Polumenta generator. He open-sourced it, so shameless code stealing was obviously the way to go.

Script was Python-ized with minor adjustment of adding another ponderized last character, before necessary “слав” ending, based on distribution of actual names of it’s kind. Base64 from indexed 1-bit palette image was supplied along – all ready for FaaS.