A collective of self obsessed middle aged white men who claim to be the UK's authority on Southern Rap.In reality they listen to pop music and wouldn't know Big Moe from Lil Mo on Eastenders.
Can be found drinking shit cheap bear in crap croydon bars talking about how funny these rappers look with they're platinum teeth.

"Hi there , were old boy entertainemnt and were scared shitless of gangsta rap"