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Friday, January 26, 2007

Human Cheese

Human cheese is cheese produced from the breast milk of femalehumans. It has been proposed as a Vegan alternative to cheeses produced by other mammals, such as goats and cows. Economic issues: The production, labour costs, shipping, and other expenses involved in producing cheese from female humans would require the product to be sold at a relatively higher price than cheese produced by other mammals, at a rough estimate of 200 U.S. dollars per pound ($440/kg). The very existence of human cheese is unknown.

this doesn't seem like a bad idea. there is nothing ethically wrong with it. the only problem i see is that you can't just corral human women up in order to monitor what they eat/drink/swallow/inject/smoke and thus pass on into the breast milk. you can, however, keep goats on a farm and make sure that the goat eats only grains and grass and drinks clean water. because of this uncertainty with milking humans, i'd never eat human cheese.

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