Amanda Bynes Freaks Out In Dressing Rooms Now

With her Tokemobile of Death impounded, Amanda Bynes no longer has an easy way to blow an entire day just cruising around ramming into shit. She’s like Michael Knight without KITT if KITT were a bong on wheels that murders people. So place a young girl in that position, and what else does she have to do but lock herself in changing rooms for hours on end and suck at shoplifting? Society drove her to this. TMZ reports:

Amanda was shopping at Kin (above) — a hip boutique. Amanda took some clothes inside the fitting room and stayed for 1 hr. 45 min.
The clerks heard a banging sound coming from inside the dressing room every 10 minutes or so. One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long. The employee drove to the store to help, to no avail. Amanda wouldn’t come out, telling them, “I need more time.”
Amanda finally came out at around 5:30 PM, went to the register and bought a pair of stilettos, a pair of sunglasses and a few other things.
Now get this … as Amanda walked out she noticed she had tried on a bathing suit top that was underneath her dress and told the clerk she forgot it was on. Amanda then paid for the suit.
Amanda saw a few photogs before leaving and then asked the clerk to call her a cab. It’s unclear how she arrived at the store.

So the bad news is Amanda Bynes is appearing out of thin air looking for a place to OD and die now, but the good news is at least she’s calling a cab when that doesn’t pan out. Or at least it’s good news if cabbies don’t immediately cave to the first death threat and let her get behind the wheel. “They have bumper cars in your country, swami? Let me show you how they work…”