Sunday, January 27, 2008

What a cocksucker!!!!

Apparently Britney Spear’s paparazzo on-and-off again boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is far from done milking his meal tickets. After selling his story to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider last week, Adnan is now trying to sell six video diaries of the mentally unstable star.And now he’s asking $2 million for the YouTube-style clips!

Again I ask when is someone going to step in...this is sad and pathetic and even more disgusting are the networks that are paying for the footage and voicemails.I really just want to hug poor Britney.

A source for News Of The World got a preview of the clips, and here’s their breakdown:

CLIP 1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She’s heard saying:“When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants.”

CLIP 2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles:

“Britney has an angel looking out for her, don’t you, angel?”

CLIP 3 sees Britney talking to Adnan, who’s holding the camera, and calling him by his pet name Bubba.

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White Girl Tip Of The Week

This week I'm dedicating my W.G. tip to all the good boyfriends out there who have the potential to be great ones! This weeks tip is going to help you move right up to that next level.Part of being a really GREAT boyfriend is making your girl feel like nothing else compares to her. And the perfect time to tell her how hot she is,is during critical bedroom moments. It reassures us women during a very vulnerable time and encourages us to get even sexier with you!In case you boys are still confused here's a few examples.

1. When your girl is wearing lingerie. Don't just rip it off!!!!! We pay alot of money for these skimpy little outfits and take hours to pick out what we think will make our man go wild. So pleaseeeeeee appreciate and acknowledge how damn sexy your woman looks! Hearing that you're turned on vs. seeing your star player stand at attention lets us know we've really kicked some ish off!

2.After a new sex move we're left wondering did he like it? Did I do it right?? So reassure your chick that you love experimenting with her, and heck if it didn't go so smoothly atleast joke about it. Haha

3.Being a rockstar in the oral sex department is important to women.So after she pleases you let her know how amazing she was at it, and for goodness sake a little making out before or after wouldn't hurt! We women want to know that you're grateful that we care so much about satisfying you. And what better way to let her know then by kissing her! It means the most!!!!

If these 3 in 1 tips can't help you out there, you're just a loser plain and simple. lolUnitl next week!!! xoxo JTP

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Write me at JenThePenAdvice@Gmail.com for any advice, questions, comments, thoughts, or whatever you may have on your mind. I will do my best to get through all of it, and some of it might end up on the blog :-)-JTP