Let's just get this out there at the start: Offer Schlomi, aka Vince Offer, aka Vince from Shamwow, directed and co-wrote a film starring Michelle Rodriguez, Rob Schneider, Lindsay Lohan, and Adrien Brody, and that film has found a distributor.

The above trailer featuring Michelle Rodriguez playing Citizen Jane in an action-film reimagining of Citizen Kane ("I'd do anything for my Rosebud") has been making the rounds, along with this poster and tagline, "What would Xanadu.