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Part II of Interview

So, Craig, just a couple more questions about you and Dunnersgirl - Is it true that in a drunken stupor you uttered the following words to her, "Christine, you are my everything *burp* and I really, really like you alot. Can I feel your boobies now."

Wow, strong words! You really dig her don't you?

Great - lets move on. Is it true that you play in a band and your first single is entitled "Hide the Salami?"

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch

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Great interview Cbus - thank you for being so open about your band, your nakedness and your desire for Dunnersgirl. Just one last question, Is there anyway that Team Red Leader can beat Team Puffy at the softball game in June?

Thank you for your time!!

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch

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So Craig, does it feel good to get off the hotseat with Puffy? Those were some tough questions

At least you were truthful, have to respect that, can't hold it against you for letting it all hang out there

He really could have gone for the throat if you know what I mean. But he was tame, cause we wouldn't want things like that whole incident with the Richard Simmons workout video and the zuccini coming out in public, now would we?

*Whew*, That was pretty embarrassing, glad no one is going to find out about that aren't we?

That would just destroy your reputation. Much like the news that you have a secret man crush on Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey. We know you "really" like those guys in a funny way don't you.

Well, best of luck with the new job, I'll just run off and tell all our friends at Redszone our little secrets

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Craig has granted me permission to post the lyrics to "Hide The Salami" here, on Redszone. This is truly a treat since the song itself won't be released until the middle of 2006.

I met her at a bar in Columbus
She nearly floored me with her beauty
Just her deep, musky voice got me going
Got me going so good I couldn't stand still
So I twisted and I turned like a white man dancing
Had to hide the salami from her view

Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
plus it goes great on sandwiches
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami

She called herself Precious
And she smelled like sweet summer rain
I detected what looked like a six o'clock shadow
but the salami in my pocket had my mind upside down
So I put my hand on her leg and carassed real slow
Now the salami became more pronounced, what could I do??

Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
and its great on sandwiches
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami

We decided to leave the bar together
We held hands out the door
I wanted to take her to my parents basement
But we were awash with desire, so the car was the shizhit
My hands were like guided missiles, they found their targets
Then I noticed the kicker, she was hiding a salami as well

Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami
Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
and it goes great on sandwiches
Hide the Salami
Hide the Salami

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper

"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch

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