And so to the FIVE big questions of the week

1.Loose Women winning Best Factual TV show. Time for the BBC to replace its flagship investigative programme with menopausal meanderings from housewives and call it Frying Pan-orama?

2. Haiti. How come the poorest people in the world can survive in the rubble of their home for two weeks, yet stick some of the richest in the Big Brother house and they're crying to be released after one night?

3. If we pulped all the paper wasted on writing about Jordan's lovers into a solid mass would we be able to fill the two million potholes left by the Big Freeze?

4. The BBC giving Michael McIntyre a £500,000 deal to stop him working for other channels. Why can't they just give him half a million to stop working?

5. Victoria Beckham invited to design a £25 million hotel on a man-made island in Dubai. Will this make every dictionary's definition of bad taste redundant?