Tanglefoot's Dog Jokes

TOP 12 THINGS YOUR DOG WOULD SAY IF IT
COULD TALK

12. But it SMELLS like food.
11. The cat did it.
10. What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?
9. Explain this 'heat' thing again.
8. Mind if I sit there?
7. You gonna eat ALL of that?
6. I don't smell anything.
5. Could I see the menu?
4. FETCH THIS!
3. Next time, I pick the bitch!
2. This isn't a mess, it's ambience!