Anywhere I Hang My Hat

I'm officially in the market for a cool hair accessory. The dog days of summer are hitting and they're hitting hard (it's almost 100 degrees here in NYC today) and I want something to keep my hair off of my face/shield me from the sun.

I thought of Pete Doherty (the fedora-rocking trendsetter/moron that cheated on Kate Moss) himself for inspiration but thought someone like Gemma Ward might serve as a more, er, palatable inspiration.

Unfortunately, my friends seem to think I'm not "downtown" (a.k.a. cool) enough to wear a straw fedora with any type of credibility. And, OF COURSE, now I'm totally set on proving them all wrong and making them rue the day they crossed me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!