This rare camera is only owned by one man, and that man is Agent Argenti. He uses it to get Mexican kids out of wells, and then videotape dirty hoebags getting Tony Danza's in his RV.

Mexican Kid: Help me Argenti Ive fallen down the well !
Argenti: No problem you little Mexican bastard, here comes the well camera
Dirty Hoebag: I love your well camera Agent Argenti, and Id love to go back to your RV now
Argenti: Im gonna pound you like a champ, prepare to be Argentified and get a Tony Danza you dirty hoebag, fuck yeah !