100% Hipster Booze Flask

Living in a town full of artisans and creative foodies is great, but it is also easy to get sick of the latest fads – organic, gluten free, vegan booze handcrafted by nuns who only make 3 bottles a year, and they sell for $5,000 each. I mean, really? So, save up your unicorn farts for this small batch, limited edition, fair-trade flask.

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Living in a town full of artisans and creative foodies is great, but it is also easy to get sick of the latest fads – organic, gluten free, vegan booze handcrafted by nuns who only make 3 bottles a year, and they sell for $5,000 each. I mean, really? So, save up your unicorn farts for this small batch, limited edition, fair-trade flask.