I Married Marge/Quotes

1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.

Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.

Homer's Boss:

Whoa Homer! Not so fast!

Homer:

Sorry, sir. How about this?

Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.

Homer's Boss:

Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.

Homer:

Nice.

Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.

Homer:

BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention?

Homer, I think it's the champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy.

Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.