Watch Amy Schumer Audition for The Real Housewives of Secaucus

She is seriously too good.

Amy Schumer, who recently made a brilliant guest appearance on The Bachelorette, has just released an audition tape for The Real Housewives. Watch her guzzle wine, explain why she's show material ("I'm real, I'm in the house a lot, I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people."), and share a couple of customized Housewife taglines: