This hoe doesn’t need a laugh track or ‘aplausos’ everytime that she speaks truth to power… amen for that, but Sarah, if Ewe don’t return my “abuelita’s” bedroom back to our childhood memories, we [the staff] are going to have to throw “the chancla” your way, eh… You can go ahead and keep “el nopal” because you are La Única Tuna that we [the staff] want.

“Get in the ZONE”… or something like that!Come on to me.If you come on to me, will I come on to you?
Heck; i reckon we could get Jimmy Fallon to shimmy around for us at homeplate…
or not.

Frequency hop…

The following must be read in a Clint Eastwood voice dolin’ out protocols and instructions to a guy called Sully, —playing the role of Tom Hanks:

No Country for a Sully… anygüey, Capitán … you know who is ALWAYS HIRING people with big decisive fucking cojones like yours? El Narco, that’s Who: MÉXICO, MAGIA Y ENCUENTRO!

“You feel lucky, punk?”
[perhaps You feel special]
FUCK YOU!
Fuck You because you work in Mejico.
What? Did you expect a Medal?
Call the French. They give those suckers away.