Philip DeFranco – Talk Derby To Me

Philip DeFranco – Talk Derby To Me

[Philip DeFranco (born December 1, 1985)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello and welcome to the Monday Philip DeFranco Show. If you’re not familiar, my name is Philip DeFranco and this show really isn’t a show but me talking about some of the stuff that mattered in the news today that starts with a little something over the weekend called the Kentucky Derby.

[Philip DeFranco]
Now I don’t necessarily care about the Kentucky Derby, or the rich people or the college that end up like killing each other in the infield but I do love: the hats. I mean hats that put people at the Royal Wedding to shame and I just wanted to show people, it’s not crazy British people, it’s just crazy rich people. Who have nothing else better o do than buy fucking crazy expensive hats and go “Hey look at me I have a hat!” and it’s not even a crazy hat party it’s like literally a normal place where rich people feel like they got a peacock.

[Philip DeFranco]
And then of course, the government release videos of Osama Bin Laden home videos tapes, which I don’t even care about fuck that fucker. Guy doesn’t deserve anymore press.

[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
But speaking in somewhat related news there was a ton of crazy stuff that happened over the weekend a bunch of planes had to be diverted, bomb scares but overall, nothing happened.

[Philip DeFranco]
The bomb scares, one of them was just a guy that was like “Hey people, I will give you money if you carry my big stuff.” And people did it and they were like “He has bombs!” okay… I don’t mean to talk crap on people being safe, I think that’s great. But something that has been crazy is the people that are trying to open doors mid-flight, on a plane like 30,000 feet in the air and they’re “I got get some fresh air!”. Which sounds scary, I understand you’re like “Oh no, people could’ve died!” no no one could’ve died. It is actually impossible for a human being to open a door mid-flight, the first reason is they’re actually plug type doors. And what means is they’re actually bigger once they’re than when they’re open. And the second thing is when you consider the shear amount of pressure on the plane, it would probably physically impossible for several human beings to open the door, I mean, to open the door, you’d essentially have to blow up the door and to get the bomb on the plane we hope that going to second base with every other TSA agent, stops that, then again if I woke up mid-flight and I realized I was going to Chicago, I wouldn’t want to be held responsible for my actions ha, ha, ha, Chicago sucks, no actually I really want to go Chicago, pass the joke, I really do I want to have some legitimate deep dish pizza because in LA you usually go like thin crust because if you limit the stuff that people mess up which is the crust, then the pizza is usually okay not sure how we went to people trying to kill people on planes to pizza, but I’m glad we got there oh pizza is so good anyway what?

[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
In really awesome tech news a guy has made a $25 computer ona USB drive it is of course, Linux because only a Linux head would create something like this and it has two ends, one is a USB end that would plug into a keyboard and the other end is a HDMI so you could plug it into your TV which I think is awesome it is amazing, I mean this is something that poor kids could you use or, I’m sorry, “Inner city kids”. But, I mean, when we think about it our future we should think about, you know, the poor people because in America and I think most of the world we throw those people to the side, the thing I the ultimate flaw of this, I think, is $25 computer that is only accessible via HDMI cable which means they have to have a TV or a monitor that accepts HDMI, which usually expensive. And I’m not bashing this, don’t confuse that, I think it does have a few years to go and changes can be made. but definitely an awesome idea.

[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
While we’re talking about technology that is awesome, be really not there someone has come out with the paper phone the paper phone is exactly that, it is a paper thin product that essentially is a phone, I personally say this in the nicest way possible because I am not smart enough to make something like this myself, but this is stupid, I don’t want a paper phone, what I do want, is this technology used on a screen and it has like a sticky on the backside slam it up against a wall, hey look I have a TV and I don’t need to pay $80 to mount my iPad onto the wall, that’s a great idea, I think the technology is getting there and it’s kind of awesome but not digging it currently, but of course.

[Philip DeFranco]
Let’s move onto something I like to call Things Phil Likes ikes… ikes… There was a video mini-doc showing where Epic Beard Man is. If you don’t remember who he is shame on you internet, how don’t you know your memes, no dessert for you. Second is George Washington’s own beer recipe because as we all know, our founding fathers liked to get crunk and lastly for the guys, is a super sexy gallery for Chloe Pridham why did I mess up her name? That doesn’t make sense, that was pretty simple and our final story of the day is: What the Fuck hipster/stoney/drunk on a Saturday people??

[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
Once again a lot of people are freaking out that Rock Band is dead oh no, you mean I can’t buy another game where I play a plastic guitar? and I’m not bashing it, I love Rock Band when I’m drinking, because then I don’t realize how bad I suck at Rock Band. But a lot of people have been freaking out that Rock Band 4 is not coming out because, of course, it was going to, I don’t know what was going to be different about it and essentially the company that makes it is like “Everyone calm down, what is the point of us making another game?” Everyone essentially already has the equipment they have the guitars, people will make 3rd party guitars that still work and look cool and you already have the game, so why don’t we just give people the option to download all the new music, essentially what people have been doing with DLC, downloadable content, for those of you that have lives. Source: LYBIO.net What Rock Band and games like it have done, is they’ve taken something like iTunes and they turned it into a game. Rock Band is essentially iTunes for music gaming, you know, you can listen to the song or you can “play the song”. And this isn’t really new, I mean, artists have realized that this is a real business model and I wouldn’t be surprised if people premiered their music on Rock Band because you premier on Rock Band, people play it, people upload videos of them playing it, you get grassroots guerrilla marketing, that you didn’t really put money in because. What kind of company would essentially sell you the same product, kind of changed each year, just to milk their customer base for money? Nobody. And it’s cool to see Rock Band playing with this model I was so close to keeping a straight face, but of course it is the Monday show, which means we must do that amazing that we do, get naked and make video responses to this video,

[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
But also that other thing the Monday give away and today’s Monday giveaway is actually surprisingly sponsored by our friends over at Samsung. They have this new camera called the SSSSHHH100 it’s actually the SH100 and I think I kept annoying them when I called it the SHHH, but it’s a camera that shoots HD video and you can take pictures and upload them straight to facebook it just connects straight through WiFi “but Phil, why are you telling us about this awesome product?” Well thank you person that set me up for this sponsorship push, the reason being is our friends over at Samsung have given us two of these cameras to give away.

[Philip DeFranco]
One, classic DeFranco rules. Make sure you subscribe to this channel and leave a comment on this video to win the camera, go to: facebook.com/SamsungCameraUSA that’s the longest url ever. Like their page and like their post with the behind the scenes pictures of DeFranco Studios and the facebook page is actually cool because they’re taking the camera across the country for about month taking pictures of people. And of course check out the vlog where you help me decide what my new car should be since the crash but guys that is, of course, everything that mattered to me this Monday you want to check out the stories, the picture galleries, the links anything. Check out the description below this video and, of course, as always, my name is Philip DeFranco and you have been Phill’d in and I will see you Wednesday.

Philip DeFranco – Talk Derby To Me. Make sure you subscribe to this channel and leave a comment on this video to win the camera, go to: facebook.com/SamsungCameraUSA that’s the longest url ever. Like their page and like their post with the behind the scenes pictures of DeFranco Studios and the facebook page is actually cool because they’re taking the camera across the country for about month taking pictures of people. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.