Ms. Bongbuffer said that the Monica doll comes complete with an anatomically correct groin goody which when touched will play the Miley Cyrus song "Can't Be Tamed."

The doll will also have a string that when pulled will say, "Wow, now that's a dip stick!" "Yes, yes, don't stop until you hear me say stop mofo," and for the Spanish speaking buyers Monica will utter the phrase, "Yo quiero tu chorizo en mi taco."

[EDITOR'S NOTE:That last Spanish phrase translates to "Hey sailor ju wanna buy a Chebby cheap?" No I was just pulling your pierna (leg). What it really means is "I want your sausage in my biscuit."]

Hasbroken has said that they will be shipping an initial shipment of three million Monica Mint Inflatable Dolls to the United Kingdom. Interestingly enough Buckingham Palace has placed an order for one dozen.

SIDENOTE: The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll will retail for £63.16 [$98.97 U.S.] and there will be a limit of ten to a customer.

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