Hey Reddit – demon-killer and ex-Navy Seal here to answer your questions. I’ve got someone manning the keyboard for me throughout the day – but I’ll be checking in and replying from 12:30-1:30 EST and again from 4:30-5:30 EST.

EDIT: Thanks for your comments and thanks everyone for supporting Burn Notice for four seasons! We're just started shooting season five with more carnage and mayhem starting June 23rd. Don't forget to check out The Fall of Sam Axe on USA Network this Sunday!

EDIT: Listen up you primitive screw heads! Thanks for tuning in for round 1 of this discussion, get ready for round 2 - if you can handle it!

FINAL EDIT: Hey folks! It's been great hangin' with ya, answering your lame, repetitive questions... and keeping me from the pool. All will be forgiven if you watch the Sam Axe TV movie this Sunday on USA Network at 9pm. Keep in mind that you pay my salary and I appreciate that. I have been saving up in order to pay YOUR salary, but I'm not ready yet. If you keep watching everything I do, I will be able to save up to pay your salary. See how that works? Have a good evening and stay tuned.

I once sold you some DIY materials in Gladwin, Michigan. My friends don't believe me. Frankly, I fear I may have gone insane. It is a story as old as time - girl meets demon-killer, demon-killer buys drywall screws.

Assuming I am not crazy, just what were you building in that small redneck town?

I'm engaged to be married in Vermont in June...I would be happy to have you preside over the wedding instead of some Justice of the Peace. I can offer you that plus a plate of chicken cordon blue and $300 cash.

A redditor once posted a story about meeting you on here. He said when he recognized you and said, "Hey, you're Bruce Campbell!", your response was, "Hey, someone's gotta be", and then walked off. Some other redditors hypothesized that this was your go to line that you used for any fans stopping you in public. I was just wondering whether or not that's true.

As a self-proclaimed horror movie fan, how do you feel about the direction the genre has taken in the past decade? Music, repetitive camera-tricks, etc. How do you feel about "hand-held" camera horror movies?

Just on a side-note, I wore a white shirt with your grinning, diabolical face on it to "Evil Dead the Musical", came out covered in fake blood - attempted to take the train and was almost arrested. Good times were had by all!

Thank you. When you get row after row of these movies that don't do anything to scare you and instead focus on unnerving you. I don't want to squirm in my seat, I want to jump out of that mother fucker.

I eat bison exclusively... that's actually true. Bison clip the grass and don't pull it up by the roots like stupid cattle. You need bison on the range, not cattle. By eating bison, I will create a market for it, thereby creating a value for it, thereby helping it survive. By killing the bison, I will save it. Please do the same. It is higher in protein and lower in fat.

No, except the last 10 minutes. The rest is silly. Admit it.

I actually don't like guns, so there is no wrong way to hold a gun, because there is no "right way" to hold a gun.

When you're a burned spy, you really need to keep as many friends and allies as possible. If that means dealing with parents who hate Burn Notice, just grin and bare it. Nothing's worse than being on the run and having nowhere to run to.

I first saw Sam Raimi dressed as Sherlock Holmes playing with dolls in the hallway when I was in 8th grade. I remember walking way around him because I thought he was a weirdo. I should have known better.

Hi Bruce, thanks for your time! It seems like every single one of my favorite actors has said that they hit patches where they just about "gave up" and became real estate brokers or farmers or whatever.

Was there ever a time where you considered schlepping it out like the rest of us, and if so what careers or jobs did you consider?

Fan moment: Thanks for reminding us that life doesn't have to be so serious all the time.

Hey Bruce, I'm not sure if you'll see this comment, but I'm hoping you will. I appreciate the time for you to do this IAMA and I have only one comment. My girlfriend's father, Bill Ward, (from what I've seen) used to make home horror movies with you and Sam Raimi during your younger years. There's a few old VHS tapes with all three of your names on it and I was wondering if you could shed some light on this story.

(edit): I think the movie was called "It's Murder!" I might have some pictures later, but this IAMA might end before then

My friend and I met you a few years back crossing the street in front of Hooters during Comic-Con. You were really cool about it, thanks. Afterwards, we were kicking ourselves for not inviting to have a beer with us. If we had asked, would you have come?

John Hodgman was an assistant literary agent. He sent me an email suggesting that I write a book. I thought he was crazy. Who's laughing now? By the way, John through his exposure on the Daily Show gets more residuals from TV than I do. I now hate him.

You've been in film for years, but you still don't have the name recognition that we know you deserve. Does this come up during casting interviews and talks with producers? I mean, you've clearly put your time in, but for some reason more people know Nicholas Cage's name.

Also, I loved "Confessions of a B Movie Actor" and "Make Love!". Thanks for writing those.

First off I wanted to tell you that you are the reason I got into acting. You were an inspiration in the fact that you just got on screen and had fun with your roles. You taught me that if I believed in the role, no matter how out there it actually was, that enthusiasm would sweep others into believing also. Ive been a huge fan since Brisco County Jr. back in the day, and have always known that Ass kicking + Laughs = Bruce Campbell.

My question is this: How have you come to terms with the success of the movies like "Army of Darkness" when you have more serious roles out there? Was there ever a point where you felt like your abilities were being overlooked?

FYI Army of Darkness bombed when it came out. It only took 20 years to become a cult classic. As a general rule, comedic presentations are often overlooked. Everybody thinks comedy must be easy because it looks easy.

1) What did you never accomplish with your career that you wish you had?

2) What do you think about the fact that you appear in scholarly books about film and that people may well remember you 100 years from now?

3) Is being a celebrity ever not worth it? I imagine not being able to go to a gas station without a hassle would be a huge bother.

Incidentally, I'm a big fan - I follow as many of your movies as I can and even skimmed your book.

EDIT: Bruce, by "skimming" I meant that I read through it quickly and didn't mean to imply that it wasn't enjoyable or not worth keeping on my shelf to this day. If you think you were being overly defensive and feel embarrassed for lashing out, please let me know by never responding to this post. Thank you. We love you Bruce.