Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Got home from the gym last night and saw what looked like a wound on the back of Simon's head. It was pretty substantial. I asked him what happened. He refused to answer.

I asked, "Did you fall down somewhere?" No, was his reply. "Did someone hit you with something?" Nuh-uh.

Looked again, and freaked my freak. SERIOUSLY SIMON, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD????!!! I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN DETERMINE EXACTLY HOW MUCH TO FREAK OUT HERE.

He looked at me as if to say, "No comprende, senorita."

I was getting worried. I mean, it was a DIVOT in his head, for the love of Toni Tenille."Come here, Simon. I need to look again." He was utterly unphased. Tried gently to pull his hair aside (so as not to hurt the area anymore than it already was). Wait a minute, I thought. I smelled it.

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That is hysterical..that happened to me with my son..I though he had some crazy rash and I started to freak and the realized it was dried paint!With the Lyme in this ares it is easy to freak over anything that looks like a rash!To change the subject..that dress is freaking adorable and I love the plaid underneath! I ordered a lion sweatshirt..just shipped.. can't wait!Sheree xxx

LOVE that fox sweaterdress! I've been loving all the fox attire lately (I know, I know...it's the new "put a bird on it" but I still love it!) I'd been eyeing that sweaterdress, so it's nice to see it on someone and styled so wonderfully!

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