After a long night of Pub crawling Mike ( who works as the local mortician) says to Paddy, "Paddy you're far too drunk to make it home tonight. Why don't ya come with me back to the Mortuary and I'll fix you up a nice comfy bed on one of the empty slabs."

Well Paddy agrees to this and so off they go back to Mike's mortuary. Mike fixes Paddy up with a nice soft bed on one of the slabs and, saying good night, heads up stairs to his own apartment.

A little latter Mikes hears noises coming from downstairs so he gets up and goes down to the morgue to check. Mike is horrified to see Paddy on top of a female corpse and he yells out,"Paddy!! Can't you see the women is dead!!?"