Casting Away Staten Island

Apart from the Wu-Tang Clan and acting as the city’s dumpster, there’s nothing really good that can be said about Staten Island. It’s the only borough to vote for John McCain and arctic goofball Sarah Palin, giving the Republican ticket 52% of their votes. And now with news that a 17-year-old Muslim was attacked by four bat wielding white guys yelling “Obama” in SI, maybe it’s time to revisit that secessionist threatening agenda again.