Couple Gets Kicked Out of Cirque du Soleil For Blowjob

In what could pass for the plot of a porn directed by the Coen brothers, two off-duty California border patrol agents were caught engaging in sexual activity during a Cirque du Soleil show in Del Mar, reports CBS.

A nearby woman was scandalized by the actions of the 24-year-old woman and 35-year-old man during the performance:

"She had her head in his lap. It looked like her head and her hand where moving up and down and it looked like she was giving him oral sex in public... Two young children that were sitting in the row in front of them had turned around and were watching them."

After the woman reported their actions and had them ejected from the show, she was punched in the face by the (blowjob-giving) woman as she exited with the rest of the audience, while the (blowjob-receiving) man started up with her husband. The couple was ultimately arrested for battery and public drunkenness.

Stay tuned for next week, when two off-duty post office workers are caught rimming each other during a performance of the Blue Man Group.