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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

September 18, 2006

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Tomorrow, as you surely know if you follow world events, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a day on which all of humanity, except we hope airline pilots, joins together in the vitally important yet all-too-often-neglected task of talking like a pirate for a day. You should also know that Mad Sally Baur, the wife of one of the lunatics visionaries responsible for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, is featured tonight on the TV show Wife Swap. This blog has no doubt that this event will some day be considered the high-water mark of Western civilization.

Hi guys! Think my kid's teacher will notice at the field trip if I come dressed as a Pirate? Maybe I could just talk like one instead. I bet they will act like scurvy knaves. I saw a great t-shirt the other day that said "Kiss Me, I'm Pirish..."

Nah, Helga, just anxious, huh? Had fun generating Cap'n Brett Roughknuckles and directing the link to the office so everyone will be prepared for tomorrow. I will have trouble with the phones, tomorrow, as most of my business calls come in over trunk lines, so caller ID just displays 'Unknown Caller.' I can't very well answer 'Avast there, ye scallwag,' to Unknown Caller....