Elon Musk successfully cosplays as a normal car company CEO

Honestly, who needs reality TV when you have Tesla?

While Elon Musk spent most of Q3 publicly shooting himself in the foot, Tesla managed to get itself to (quarterly) profitability! I love this show! I only wish I saw more of the B plotline about the people who were quietly working behind the scenes to make this happen while Musk beefed with Azealia Banks.

Anyway, Tesla’s last profitable quarter was in 2016, but this quarter Tesla made $6.8 billion in revenue (almost nice), and a $311 million profit, the biggest quarterly profit ever. The company has never had an annual profit, but the Model 3 is now popular enough that we might see profits more…