Q: What do y'all fish for out of that thing?
A: Nothing?
Q: Then you must drink a lot
A: Nope, we ski a lot.
Q: Then where is the engine?
A: In the middle
Q: That don't make sense
A: I don't expect it to.
Q: What size engine
A: 5.7L
Q: Thats a big engine. How fast?
A: 36 mostly
Q: How many horse power?
A: Enough

And now my favorite question
Q: Bet you can can't yank the handle out of my hands
A: to which I always wager