Baytown Outlaws (2012)

Flying Brian Banana HammockDecember 6, 2012Comments Off

Baytown Outlaws is a grindhouse style film where a husband and wife break up, and the husband turns out to be a bad dude and holds onto the kid. The mom hires some local redneck badasses to kidnap her son and bring him to her.

You know, THAT old story.

Actually, I’m not sure if they’re husband and wife, or if they just had a kid together because they lived in sin or sumthin’.

But shit goes south and the rednecks are being hunted down by the father and his men. Oh, and Billy Bob Thornton and Eva Longoria are in this.

Our Clever Prediction

I like how the posters have “A Southern Whip-Ass Extravaganza” and “A Southern Whup-Ass Extravaganza.” WHICH IS IT? Whip or Whup? This is the kind of sloppy attention to detail that will likely cause this film to blow ass.