Forstamt Pochinki

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Published: 25 Mar 2018 @ 22:28

There's a new PUBG team in town

Today, Niklas and myself were playing some PUBG duo games and in the process we came up with a new team: the Forstamt Pochinki. We basically pretended to be some Beamte from the German forestry office (Forstamt), reacting in a very German way towards some rowdies disturbing the forests and meadows on the classic PUBG map. And by very German reaction, we mean getting airdropped from a Hercules in full millitary gear and handing out 5.56 mm and 7.62 mm fines. Naturally, we were driving around in UAZs a lot.

The Forstamt is an official PUBG team from Geek News Radio and now has a channel on the Sixgun Discord. Come along and have a chat if you like trees and want to join the elite Forstamt Breaching Squad. Just remember: Littering is a crime and Forstverleumdung is punishable by death.

Fabian A. Scherschel is a journalist and podcaster from Hamburg. In his day job, he covers infosec, operating systems, video games and scifi for heise online. He is also the founder of the Sixgun Productions podcast network and a co-host of c't uplink. He has been described as "a bit like Richard Hammond, but crashing Linux servers instead of sports cars". The views expressed here are his private thoughts, endorsed by nobody but himself.