Harry Potter star Emma Watson went to Brown, and is largely responsible for the Ivy League campus' high placement on the Buzzfeed list.

Harry Potter star Emma Watson went to Brown, and is largely responsible for the Ivy League campus' high placement on the Buzzfeed list.

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Stanford was rated as very academic, but the California school isn't very sexy, according to Buzzfeed.

Stanford was rated as very academic, but the California school isn't very sexy, according to Buzzfeed.

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University of California at Berkley had similar ratings to their rival across the bay - smart, but not sexy.

University of California at Berkley had similar ratings to their rival across the bay - smart, but not sexy.

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The Golden Gophers are right in the middle of the Buzzfeed rankings.

The Golden Gophers are right in the middle of the Buzzfeed rankings.

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New Mexico State didn't rate as poorly as Houston, but the school was close.

New Mexico State didn't rate as poorly as Houston, but the school was close.

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Temple's academics were rated similar to Houston, but they were listed as much sexier. In this July 31, 2007 file photo, Comedian Bill Cosby, a former Temple football player, enters a news conference wearing a circa 1940s Temple University football uniform in Philadelphia.

Temple's academics were rated similar to Houston, but they were listed as much sexier. In this July 31, 2007 file photo, Comedian Bill Cosby, a former Temple football player, enters a news conference wearing a

Princeton's academics are top notch and they aren't bad looking to boot, according to Buzzfeed.

Princeton's academics are top notch and they aren't bad looking to boot, according to Buzzfeed.

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University of Houston called ugly and dumb by BuzzFeed

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BuzzFeed came out with a pseudo-scientific study Tuesday ranking major U.S. colleges by sexiness and academic prowess. Though surely the students will heartily disagree, the University Of Houston came in nearly dead last in the rankings. UH isn't sexy or smart, but at least it is not at the bottom like Wayne State, which must be populated by unfrozen cave people.

Dead in the middle seems to be University Of Minnesota at Twin Cities, which means you could probably show them off to friends, but you wouldn't count on them to help you with your thesis or nuclear physics homework.

It looks like you are better off sticking with Brown and Dartmouth undergrads and alums if you know what's good for you, as they are ranked first and second overall.U of H seems to be the lone Texas college on the list, but we're not sure if that is a good or bad thing.