To Win $300 Bet, Man Put On Skimpy Thong And Paraded Around Outside Baptist Church

A Louisiana man wearing only a “female’s black and pink thong” that could not contain his genitalia was arrested last night after being spotted flagging down cars in the roadway outside a Baptist church as congregants exited at the conclusion of Wednesday night's service, according to police.

Brandon Ames, 23, told cops that he donned the thong as part of “a $300 bet he made.” An arrest affidavit, excerpted here, does not offer further details as to who offered Ames cash for the near-naked romp.

Pictured in the above mug shot, Ames sought to flee when officers approached him outside Macedonia Baptist Church in Monroe. He was eventually collared and charged with obscenity, disturbing the peace, and resisting an officer.