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March 29, 2011

Get Your Wacky Ideas In NOW!

Time is fast ticking down to a date the entire ANN
staff looks forward to every year. See, each April 1st, we
have a problem getting our stories straight... we make things up,
we get silly, we exaggerate and lampoon. In other words, we act
weirder than the loons who run Sun 'n Fun... and in this
group, that's really saying something. (At least we get group
rates on appropriate professional care... which comes in handy more
often than we care to admit -- Ed.)

"We are disappointed and frustrated in the extreme to
have to take this action. We had deferred these cost cutting
measures as long as possible, while awaiting a positive response to
our request for a federal government loan." Source: Peter
Maurer, President of Diamond Aircraft Industries Inc.