2.17.2009

Amazing piece on Puffy Paint in XXL this week (yes, we bought it just because the Diplomats were on the cover).

Like every other punk with way too much money, Soulja Boy is not just content being a crap rapper, and instead already wants to expand the Soulja Boy Brand:

"I'm thinking movies, video games, clothing lines. I'm thinking of building an empire. There are still places where I can go in a room full of people in business suits who don't know who the fuck Soulja Boy is.

I want to be bigger than just music. I want Barack Obama's status. Everyone knows who Barack Obama is. If you don't know who Barack Obama is, you're stupid."

About The Realests

What They Are Saying

"You should see the post-it notes on my wall: Job #1: GET THE REALESTS."- Henry Abbott, TrueHoop

"We're funnier than you."- The Realests

"The Realests have no regard for human life."- The Fakests

"There's really no local connection here, but I like these guys at The Realests."- Dan Steinberg, DC Sports Bog

"I never learned how to read, but if I had, The Realests would be the third or fourth thing I read every morning, after a Hooked On Phonics site and a blog that features only cute babies and scrumptious cakes."- Will Leitch, Deadspin

"These guys are hilarious. (And they have pix of hot chicks in some of their posts.) Their only downside is they like Michigan."- Mitchell Blatt, Juiced Sports Blog

"Just a heads-up my man. Your hat is on crooked. It makes you look like a jackass."- Anonymous