<R^2> Don't tell ME how to breed Pokemon. Shut up and put your dick in that armor-plated kangaroo.

13:14 < R^2> Perfectlynormaldog, the Perfectly Normal Pokemon. Eats and sleeps, doesn't battle, and doesn't fit in a Pokeball.13:14 <+lady_duke> hahahaha13:14 < R^2> (The irony here is that those attributes make it the opposite of perfectly normal in the Pokemon world)13:14 <+Kayumi> why don't people fit in pokeballs13:15 <@Cait> Bill fit in one.13:15 <+lady_duke> cause they dont feel like it13:15 <+lady_duke> no he didnt13:15 <+lady_duke> not in the show anyway13:15 <+lady_duke> but in the show he wasnt all halfpokemon or whatever13:15 <+lady_duke> he was just in a derpy costume13:16 <+lady_duke> oww my ears13:16 < R^2> I'd love for the next game to have a subplot where the kids break up a dogfighting or cockfighting ring or something, and have to explain the difference between training animals to fight and raising Pokemon.13:17 < BongoBill> What are you talking about, Duke? I can totally fit in a pokeball.13:17 < BongoBill> Watch this.13:17 <+Kayumi> why would they include that?13:17 < MetalSlime> This is going to be like the morph ball experiments the space pirates tried, isn't it?13:17 <+lady_duke> i raise my pikkymens to be adorable and lovely :313:17 <+Kayumi> pokemon is not about morals or a message, but merchandise13:17 * R^2 throws an Ultra Ball at BongoBill13:18 <+lady_duke> i love pokemon merchandise13:18 * R^2 catch13:18 < BongoBill> Slime: I can't hear you over the sound of all my bones and organs breaking.13:18 * R^2 twitch13:18 * R^2 twitch13:18 <+lady_duke> i wish i had money to buy some13:18 * R^2 twitch13:18 * R^2 caught BONGOBILL13:18 <+lady_duke> would you like to name your bongobill?13:18 * R^2 nicknames him "Cuteymuffins"13:18 <+lady_duke> hahahaha13:18 < BongoBill> That's too many letters.13:18 -!- BongoBill is now known as CUTEYMUFFI13:19 * R^2 dumps CUTEYMUFFI into a PC box and never gives it a second thought13:19 <+lady_duke> turns out bongobill is an impish nature13:19 <+lady_duke> and will not be a very good battler13:19 < MetalSlime> You should have CUTEYMUFFI breed with a gyrados13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> Not even going to bother with breeding? The expectation that I'd get to have sex with a ditto impersonating myself is the whole reason I got into this gig.13:20 <+lady_duke> hahaha13:20 < R^2> On the upside, this is me we're talking about, and eventually I'll pull you out of storage so you can have lots of sex. Then I'll probably let you go and raise your kids for you.13:20 <+lady_duke> haha13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> That is a sweet deal, is what I think.

(18:44:39) Brentai: Tess and I figured out what went wrong with Iron Chef USA.(18:44:49) Brentai: They grabbed the wrong Enterprise captain.(18:45:07) Esperath: Would it be all better if they had Patrick Stewart?(18:45:12) Esperath: Biting into a pepper?(18:45:13) Brentai: Imagine if it was Patrick Stewart up there instead of Shatner. "Today's theme ingredient is... TEA EARL GRAY! ENGAGE!"(18:46:23) Brentai: But yeah, you remember why Kaga was so cool? It was a talented and well-respected stage actor up there, grinning like an idiot because he knows what he's doing is utterly ridiculous.(18:46:39) Esperath: And Shatner is just some fat old guy working for priceline.com.(18:46:44) Brentai: Who do we have in America like that? MAKE IT SO!

(18:47:12) Mr_Saturn: Arnuld(18:47:30) Mr_Saturn: AGGH GET TO DEH THEME INGREDENT(18:47:43) Aintaer: AGGH SEE MY QUICHE(18:48:31) Zaratustra: Ahnuld bites a bit off the pepper, throws it and IT EXPLODES(18:49:05) Niku: The curtain is pulled off the theme ingredient, and it's a Predator standing there with skinned humans.

<DNi> hah<DNi> my mom's gonna translate Modest Proposal into "easy English" for the ESL class she teaches<Brentai> ...why in the hell would she do that?<Brentai> "Your students may leave school knowing how to fill out job applications, but mine can threaten to eat the white people's babies."

<myew> I just picked a very drunk irish bloke up.<Jacinta> JD?<myew> Perhaps.<Jacinta> or dregan?<myew> i wish i knew

[11:10] terra: I've had sex with a girl on my piano[11:13] Romosome: having sex with a girl on a piano sounds very flamboyant but very very awkward[11:14] terra: It was my finest opus.[11:14] Dogstar: Penis de resistance.

<TedBelmont> My nephew is playing Mario Kart 64, and while playing the level with all the Thwomps, he asked me if the Thwomp that's in a jail cell is there because he didn't want to smash anybody.

<Arcturus> Asians have tiny dicks.<Exdeath> Hey, fuck you, limey.<Arcturus> If you did, i'd never feel it

<Romosome> Japanese has no plurals.<Brentai> It does, I don't think they really like to use them though.<Romosome> they hate plurals<Romosome> every year the Japanese round up over 10,000 plural articles into crude pens and slaughter them in a huge festival<Brentai> Running of the bull.<terra> bulls.<terra> oh<terra> crap

(Insert like 2 pages mocking Nimduin here)

<Silkenray> There was this guy at my elementary schoool who told me that the way to make a gameboy display in color was to put the batteries in backwards.<Ex|HOUSEMAID> ...<terra> did you hit him with your gameboy until he bled to death?<Silkenray> no<Kazz> was this back when gameboys were 10 tons<Silkenray> yes<Kazz> i hollowed out a gameboy for shelter once when i was lost

<Dogstar> I just got a circlet with +1 to barbarian combat skills.<Dogstar> Brent, interested?<@Brentai> Hmm.<@Brentai> Hard to say. My helmet STILL gives me +3 to swords.<Dogstar> 26 defence, and +16 life.<Dogstar> Aah.<Dogstar> I'll try to beat that.<@Brentai> But +1 to all skills means bonus to Concentrate AND Battle Orders AND Swords.<@Brentai> And some other stuff.<Gogo> It's +1 combat skills.<Gogo> Not all skills.<@Brentai> ...oh.<@Brentai> No, then.<@Brentai> I like swords.<Lyrai> Welcome to Corneria.

Guildenstern Anyway, back to FUCKING MY MOUTH WITH THIS KEYBOARD.Guildenstern OH BABYw;rttuGuildenstern gffjhlk

<Gogo> Kayumi, have sex with your PS2.<Kayumi> They changed some of the inputs for some moves.<TedBelmont> Kayumi's a gentleman.<Kayumi> No, my ps2 has refused my advances.<Kayumi> It is an icy bitch.<Aintaer> That's cold.<Kayumi> and hey, I DID ask.<Gogo> So go fuck an XBox.<Gogo> They are very welcoming.<Aintaer> Xbox gotta pay<Silversong> Xboxes have loose morals?<Mr_Saturn> that's because it's FAT<Aintaer> Fat chicks need love too<Mr_Saturn> :D<Gogo> Big girls need love too!<myew> smiley<Aintaer> but they gota pay<Silversong> ...wow.<Gogo> MY Xbox has loose morals.<Gogo> Probably because it lives with me.<Silversong> This is patented, 100% certified #finalfight right here.

[18:39:12] <@teferi> "This is the type of computer that went to the moon in the Apollo missions from 1969 to 1972. There was one computer in the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) and one the mothership (CM) circling above. It was the first use of integrated circuits, as still displayed in the timeline cabinet to the left. It's cycle time was 1 Mhz, 11 instructions. It had 1K of 16 bit words of erasable (RAM) core memory and 12K of read-only memory (ROM). The ROM held the "Colossus 249" flight[18:39:14] <%md> I have extra disks[18:39:45] <@teferi> yes, folks, we flew to the moon with 2kb of RAM.[18:40:07] <JDigital> And I bet it didn't crash, either.[18:40:22] <@teferi> no, it kinda couldn't[18:40:26] <sei> that was a big RISC they took[18:40:34] * You were kicked by teferi (that was hideous)

<NotCricket> "yaoi" should be pronounced like the surprised yelp normal people make when they discover it

<Brentai> If I ever run a theater and if that theater ever runs 2001 I'm going to snip out the Stargate sequence and replace it with, like, an episode of ThunderCats. But I'll keep the glimpses of Bowman's face.<Brentai> Thunder! :O Thunder!! :OO THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO! :OOO<Lee-Ham> "My god... it's full of Snarf"<Brentai> ...<Brentai> ....* Lee-Ham was kicked by Brentai (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW)

<Kayin> A retractable penis.<sei> inspector's gadget.

* maou does skeleton things.* maou cackles and rocks out and attacks adventurers with a sword* @Friday turns maou* maou has sex with girls?<@Friday> That would be a better special ability for Clerics to have<@Friday> Reverse Gender Preference<drethelin1> friday plenty of fundamentalists think they do have that ability<maou> modern american priests try to use that power but most fags have too many hit die for it to work

<yeoz> i want to forge a sword some day. that's one of the things on my list of things to do in my life<Cait> Why not make a real one instead?<yeoz> ...<R^2> I lol'd.

<lapLD> penises aren't even sexy usually<lapLD> they're just less horrific looking than vaginas

[14:15:04] <Brentai> > INV[14:15:29] <ElPolloDiablo> You are carrying:[14:15:37] <ElPolloDiablo> a pack of condoms with holes in them[14:15:44] <ElPolloDiablo> some paper clips[14:15:50] <ElPolloDiablo> a wad of used gum[14:15:55] <ElPolloDiablo> a Hello Kitty vibrator[14:15:59] <ElPolloDiablo> 108 gold pieces[14:16:05] <Brentai> and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeee[14:16:28] <McFrugal> > WIELD VIBRATOR[14:16:40] <ElPolloDiablo> You are not yet experienced enough to wield this weapon.[14:17:11] <Brentai> There is an elf here.[14:17:15] <Brentai> You are surrounded by 8 ogres.[14:17:32] <Brentai> The Cheetohs are right next to you.[14:18:07] <JDigital> You're a MALE character. You are non-proficient with VIBRATOR, and have a -4 nonproficiency penalty to all Use Vibrator checks.[14:18:25] *** ElPolloDiablo is now known as memo[14:18:44] <Brentai> Great, now I have the need to make a text adventure where you play a normal person playing Dungeons and Dragons.[14:19:27] <memo> I eat the ogres, and crush the cheetohs with my enchanted flail.[14:19:52] <Brentai> You put the tiny metal ogre figurines in your mouth and swallow them.[14:19:53] <Brentai> ...[14:20:02] <Brentai> You have choked and died.[14:20:09] <memo> YOU ARE DEAD.[14:20:20] <memo> Of a possible 732 points, you acquired a score of 3.[14:20:43] <memo> This gives you the rating of Shit-Fucking Cockmongering Dickstick.[14:20:46] <Brentai> With your ghost vision, you can see your roleplaying buddies carrying you to the hospital. Most of them wheeze and collapse within three steps.[14:20:48] <Brentai> They die as well.[14:21:05] <Brentai> Your score is: 18. You are a BIG FAG.[14:21:14] <Brentai> Do you want to load a saved game?[14:21:21] <memo> NO

<Dogstar> So, after giving the modding community half a decade to brew and ferment and then picking out .. hmm. 7.5 gigs of mods, I've decided that Oblivion was a shitty game, but Oblivion + mods is addictive as shit.<MetalSlime> Oblivion isn't five years old :|<@Cait> Decades are 6 years long where Dogstar is from.<JDigital> dog years

<Roger> Hmm, 60 pokemon on the ranch and it upgrades<Roger> I must catch more bidoofsSquizzle has kicked Roger from #finalfight (You make me sad.)

<Meikai> guys I need more fake love facts<Meowgret_Thatcher> Meikai: Love is facilitated by oxycontin oxytocin.<zaratustra> Money can buy you love. In fact, certain branches of Sainsbury's have special love counters, where you can buy various brands of freshly baked love every morning.<Aintaer> Some of them are only half-baked.<zaratustra> The fashion in Wales for giving your young sweetheart a love spoon replaced the highly dangerous kissing axe.<zaratustra> Germans are incapable of feeling love. If a situation would cause a German to feel love, he instead builds a car.<zaratustra> As a brilliant marketing ploy, the Hallmark Greeting Card Company invented women in 1927. It later went on to invent weddings, birthdays and Valentine's Day.<Aintaer> Love can grow in most environments, being highly resistant to climate variation. However, love cannot bloom on the battlefield.<zaratustra> Love has an exothermic reaction with oxygen, which becomes explosive if love is placed in a vessel of water.<Aintaer> Love, being an organic compound, has the same reaction to nitrate replacement as cellulose. Hence when love is immersed in nitric acid, it will produce the extremely volatile substance Gunlove.<zaratustra> The opposite of love is not hate. The opposite of love is indifference. The opposite of hate is bunnies.<Aintaer> Warning: Love is known to cause the highly toxic irritant Children. Do not use Love when operating heavy machinery.<Meowgret_Thatcher> Love was founded in 1874 through the merger of several smaller emotional duchies.<Aintaer> Though you cannot survive without love, survival with love is made difficult on account of the velociraptors.<Aintaer> The earliest documented evidence for love's invention was discovered in the 3700 year old tomb of a Chinese magistrate.<Meowgret_Thatcher> Love is not native to the Americas, but was brought by Spanish and Dutch explorers in the age of sail.<Aintaer> The British imported 3.1 million tons of love from Southwest India, where it flourishes in abundance.<drethelin> that is why the kama sutra is from india

<Sharkey> If memes bred and escaped from every goddamn IRC channel like they do here we'd be even more deluged by them. I mean, we would be communicating solely through memes at this point.<Romosome> o rly?

<Brentai> Short Biography: born in Gerudo Valley to two lesbian moms, Ganondorf has quite an interesting past...<Zaratustra> born in Gerudo Valley to two lesbian moms, acquired one third of the power of god and became a giant pig.<Brentai> In retrospect, the power of the Gods isn't all that great after all.<Zaratustra> It's mostly so you can enter dungeon 9<Brentai> Getting the other two thirds would probably have made him a giant chicken, given how terrifying Hyrulian chickens are.<Kayumi> Cucco.<Zaratustra> the chickens are the secret masters of the world<Kayumi> Cuccos.<Brentai> Short for Cuccoyourassifyoufuckwithem.<Zaratustra> THE FILTHY CHICKEN, IT PLANS<Kayumi> They're not chickens.<Kayumi> they're cuccos.<Xerox> He was the only man in a village of women. What the hell else did he want?<Brentai> ...* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.<Kayumi> Xerox: a pleasure garden.* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.<Zaratustra> Cuccos are a subset of chicken.* Brentai hits Kayumi with his sword.* Kayumi crows and swarms Brentai in deadly clucking hordes.* Brentai picks Kayumi up and throws him at a picture of Mario.* Brentai picks Kayumi up and throws him down a well.* Brentai throws bombs at Kayumi.<Zaratustra> correction<Brentai> DIE. FUCK YOU DIE.<Zaratustra> he was the only man in a village of -lesbians-<Kayumi> They somehow evolved into pigs. And no, the Gerudo are all into guys<Kayumi> Except maybe twinrova, but the guys aren't into them.<Zaratustra> they steal men or something right?<Kayumi> Yeah<Brentai> He was the King of Half-Naked Warrior Lesbians. And he's ANGRY.<Kayumi> He wanted rain.<Kayumi> He explains in Wind Waker.<Brentai> Given his obsession with Link, there's really only one conclusion to be made.<Zaratustra> he just wanted to play his piano and have zelda in a crystal :(<Kayumi> It was an organ.<Zaratustra> I didn't want to say 'play his organ'<Brentai> HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN. IT MAKES YOU TURN INTO A GIANT PIG.<Cannon> Giving new reason to wanting to "pork" someone.<Brentai> ...ow.

(22:58:28) Niku: http://pics.livejournal.com/jacksonpubl ... /0000bxrz/(23:00:27) terra: that's more of Brock's penis than I ever expected or wanted to see(23:00:52) Cannon: ...I didn't even notice until you brought that up. I feel as though I have shamed this channel.(23:02:16) Niku: pffft(23:02:22) Niku: everyone's life needs more brock penis(23:02:32) Cannon: It's just his balls, mostly.(23:03:52) Cannon: Okay, ball.(23:04:33) Niku: and yet(23:04:37) Niku: he has more manly in that one ball(23:04:42) Niku: than 37 of our balls combined(23:04:50) Niku: and we should know(23:04:54) Niku: with how often we "combine" them(23:05:04) terra: Wait wait no(23:05:10) terra: there's definite outline of dick(23:05:17) terra: I guess you guys don't stare at these things like I do(23:05:27) Niku: LET'S MAGNIFY IT(23:05:51) Cannon: Enhance.(23:06:05) Detonator: the full size is plenty big(23:06:06) Cannon: ...No, I don't see shaft.(23:06:12) Cannon: Enhance.(23:06:15) Detonator: THERE IS PENIS(23:06:20) ***myew blinks(23:05:20) McDohl: IN 1999(23:05:21) Niku: http://niku.pyoko.org/cocksamson.jpg(23:05:23) McDohl: ALL IS PENIS(23:05:53) Detonator: just click on "full size" you tards(23:06:01) Cannon: No, I'm not seeing it.(23:06:17) Cannon: Unless he's flaccid and that's the sorriest outline of head I've yet seen.(23:06:34) Niku: oh hey there's a full size(23:06:34) Niku: :D(23:08:03) terra: yes I was looking at the FULL SIZE and it was(23:08:06) terra: dddddick(23:08:46) Niku: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-ICK(23:10:10) Cannon: No, that's just ball. I've been looking at the full size for a while now.(23:10:42) Esperath: Niku, what a great ploy.(23:10:48) terra: no, there's a fucking dick, cannon(23:10:50) terra: I can TELL(23:10:52) Esperath: You have people staring at dick for how long now?(23:10:52) terra: I KNOW PENIS(23:11:08) Esperath: 13 minutes and counting.(23:11:31) terra: I stopped looking(23:11:36) Detonator: how is that NOT penis?(23:11:42) terra: Because I was certain that it was penis.(23:12:33) Cannon: ...Okay, I'm not seeing another testicle. Unless Brock lost one (and I can see that happening), I'll concur that we have johnson.

<Romosome> hmmm<Romosome> if I read 20 pages of the FATAL sourcebook a night<Romosome> I could be done in a little over a month<Vance> And what would you have to show for it?<Vance> A goddamn twitch, Romo<Romosome> a gleam in my eye and the power of 900 pages of forbidden knowledge<Romosome> think about it<Romosome> you could derail any conversation with 100 pages memorized.<Romosome> 200 would let you stop muggers dead in their tracks.<Romosome> by 500 I could stop bullets.

<Moebius> Everybody should distrust Wikipedia<Moebius> it's like a library where you have 2nd graders dragging the reference books out and scribbling in them, except you can't see where the scribbles are on Wikipedia<Moebius> also eating the pages

<Sede> I was cleaning out under my waterbed mattress a few years ago and found a razorblade. I was cleaning it out again today and found a 5" long nail. I think I have a suicidal waterbed :(<Sede> I also found Auto Insurance from Monopoly, and a broken-off mechanical monkey hand. I don't know how this stuff winds up under my waterbed but it is awesome.<Kazz> there isn't Auto Insurance in Monopoly<Kazz> there is in Life though<Sede> The things that wind up under my matress is like the inventory of an old LucasArts adventure game.<Sede> I always stashed Auto Insurance somewhere near when playing Monopoly in case I got the car piece. Then I didn't have to pay taxes.<Sede> I usually got to be the car, because otherwise I'd pick the Scottish-Terrier-riding-a-wheelbarrow-wearing-a-tophat piece, which didn't leave anyone else many options.<Sede> My dad probably shouldn't have given me a soldering iron for my birthday.

<Ex|ZZZ> DEAR GOD * Ex|ZZZ is now known as Exdeath<Exdeath> JUST BECAUSE IT'S APPROACHING SUMMER DOES NOT MEAN YOU SET THE THERMOSTAT TO 'MEAT LOCKER'<Exdeath> !@$!@$!@$!$$I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS<Sede> I can.

[1:36] <Wiimosome> Odd-sounding name aside, I wonder if it's really a good idea to name it that[1:36] <Wiimosome> It sounds TOO trendy.[1:36] <Wiimosome> It will confuse old people.[1:37] <Wiimosome> Wasn't the point of the system to try and draw in new age groups by making the game interface less scary?[1:37] <Moebius> I think it's too vague[1:37] <Moebius> too intangible[1:37] <Kazz> What can you possibly name a console that would appeal it to old people?[1:37] <Wiimosome> Kazz: ummmmmm[1:38] <Wiimosome> something spelled in a non-confusing manner, mostly.[1:38] <Wiimosome> Something that is HARD to mispronounce.[1:38] <Wiimosome> That's why Sony is a great brand name[1:38] <Wiimosome> you can't fuck it up[1:38] <Kazz> Maybe the Nintendo Legacy?[1:39] <Wiimosome> Kazz: Still too bold and scary[1:39] <Wii-Ham> Legacy isn't exactly something that's going to draw in a fresh crowd[1:39] <Wiimosome> well, Wii is a start[1:39] <Wiimosome> it's like[1:39] <Kazz> I'm just trying to think of something I would name a four-door sedan that beeps when you leave the blinker on too long.[1:39] <Wiimosome> It's soft and neutral and fun[1:39] <Kazz> The Nintendo Buick Regal[1:39] <Wiimosome> But the odd spelling is the too-trendy part[1:39] <WiiCricket> The Nintendo Respectful Grandchildren[1:39] <Kazz> The Nintendo Cutlass Supreme[1:39] <Wiimosome> It shouldn't be something you have to mouth for a bit while reading it, pausing out of fear[1:39] <DNi> Consoles only last five years anyway, Romo[1:40] <Kazz> The Nintendo Rosie O'Donnell[1:40] <WiiCricket> So do old people.[1:40] <Esperath> The Nintendo Massive Wang[1:40] <Wii-Ham> The Nintendo Heavenly Fortune[1:41] <Kazz> The Nintendo Overcooked Steak[1:41] <AFK> romo how do you mispronounce wii anyway[1:41] <Wiimosome> you don't mispronounce it[1:41] <Wiimosome> as much as you see it and stop in your tracks[1:41] <Wiimosome> and stare at it for a second sort of open-mouthed and confused[1:41] <Wiimosome> and then when you say it it's with a question mark[1:41] <Wiimosome> "W....Wii?"[1:41] <Kazz> The Nintendo Depends[1:42] <Wii-Ham> I SAW A SQUIRREL RUN ACROSS THE ROAD AND IT DIDN'T GET RUN OVER AND IT WAS LIKE WIIIIIIIIII[1:42] <Kazz> The Nintendo One Glass Of Wine Won't Kill Me, Damn It[1:42] <Wiimosome> I WENT UP TO THIS THUG GANGSTER AND HE WAS ALL LIKE YO MOTHAFUCKA WIIIIIIII[1:42] <Esperath> TODD JUST GOT THROWN IN JAIL AND SHANKED SOME DOOD AND I WAS ALL WII![1:42] <Wiimosome> Nintendo CSPAN[1:42] <Esperath> The Nintendo Meat Shank.[1:42] <Wiimosome> Nintendo Sony. There we go.[1:43] <Wiimosome> Name the console the "Sony"[1:43] <Wiimosome> that's a great name[1:43] <Kazz> Nintendo Oatmeal[1:43] <AFK> Nintendo Metamucil![1:43] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Breakfast System[1:43] <Kuradobewii> ARE YOU GUYS DONE YET[1:43] <Esperath> Now you're playing with power. Digestive power![1:43] <DNi> Nintendo Trucktankbot[1:43] <Wiimosome> maybe once the old farts go through whatever Brain Training is called over here they won't be as easily scared anymore[1:43] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Imperial Power[1:43] <Esperath> It's called Brain Age, I think[1:43] <Kazz> Nintendo Lots Of People At Your Funeral[1:44] <Wiimosome> why the fuck did they call it that[1:44] <Mowiius> Nintendo Cheaper than a PS3[1:44] <Kazz> Nintendo I'm Old Enough To Have Ice Cream When I Fucking Want Some[1:44] <Wiimosome> how is Brain Age a better english title than Brain Training[1:44] <Wiimosome> someone tell me that[1:44] <WiiCricket> Brainage[1:44] <Fwiied_Octopus> Nintendo lots of people at your funeral is winning so far.[1:45] <Kazz> Nintendo Bypass[1:45] <Wii-Ham> I guess "Brain Training" sounds more like work[1:45] <Esperath> Quadruple Nintendo Bypass[1:45] <AFK> Brain Training sounds too workful, yeah.[1:45] <Kazz> Nintendo Limbaugh[1:45] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Does What Sonyn't[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NINTENDO LIMBAUGH?[1:45] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Blast Processor[1:45] <Kuradobewii> AUGH[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NO[1:45] <Kuradobewii> NOOOOOOOOOOOO[1:46] <Mowiius> Nintendo Pricepoint[1:46] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo I Wish I Was In Carrickfergus[1:46] <DNi> Nintendo Sonic Boom Tiger[1:46] <Wiimosome> oh god[1:46] <Wiimosome> I got it[1:46] <Wii-Ham> Nintendo Uppercut[1:46] <Wiimosome> I have the perfect name[1:46] <Wiimosome> we'll call it[1:46] <Mowiius> Nintendo Porch[1:46] <Wiimosome> this is so great, it appeals to everyone[1:46] <Wiimosome> are you ready for this?[1:46] <Kuradobewii> Yes, Wiimo[1:47] <Wiimosome> We'll call it the Nintendo Family Computer[1:47] <Kayumi> Nintendo Family Wii[1:47] <WiiCricket> That's brilliant.[1:47] <Kayumi> one wii for the whole family to play with[1:47] <WiiCricket> Nintendo Family Computer[1:47] <Kazz> Nintendo New Golf Clubs[1:47] <Mowiius> you could even give it a cute nickname[1:47] <Wiimosome> yeah[1:47] <Mowiius> like Fawiicom or something[1:47] <Wiimosome> like...Famicom![1:47] <WiiCricket> BRILLIANT![1:47] <Wiimosome> NOTHING IS NEW[1:47] <DNi> The Nintendo Super Nintendo Advance[1:47] <Kayumi> "i GOT A WII FOR CHRISTMAS!"[1:47] <Kuradobewii> FAWIICOM? :D[1:48] <tewiia> STOP[1:48] <DNi> The Nintendo Super Nintendo 64 Advance[1:48] * tewiia is now known as terra[1:48] <terra> STOP ALREADY[1:48] <terra> GOD DAMN[1:48] <WiiCricket> HAMMWIIR TIME[1:48] <terra> YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE ANYTHING BORING[1:48] * terra sets mode: +m[1:48] <Wiimosome> Hey, I was being entertaining.[1:48] <Wiimosome> But that's why I have voice, I guess.[1:49] * terra sets mode: -m[1:49] <Kazz> Nintendo Kevorkian[1:49] <Kayumi> wii pissed off terra.[1:49] <Wii-Ham> KAZZ NOO[1:49] <WiiCricket> hahahaha[1:49] * terra sets mode: +b *!*orphen@*.sympatico.ca[1:49] * Kayumi was kicked by terra (terra)

<Whore> Ultimecia sucked. I would have payed $30 extra dollars to have Rinoa as the villain instead. I mean, that would have been the coolest plot twist EVER.<Xerox> Seriously!<Xerox> In fact, what game has EVER made you fight your beloved for the final villain?<Xerox> Some games make you fight your childhood best friend, but have any done the girlfriend thing?<Guildenstern> I fought and killed the right hand at the end of Smash Brothers. That's kinda the same idea.

<Sharkey> And you know, to anybody who bitched about how batshit Metal Gear Solid 2 was, Kojima has always been like this.<Sharkey> Hell, I couldn't play through Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake on MSX. As soon as I had my first boss encounter with BLACK COLOR, A SECRED NINJA FROM NASA, I couldn't stop laughing long enough to hurt him.

Lyrai THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT A TRIGGER.Esperath :OOOLyrai I TURNED ALL REMOTES OFFStushcinta Romo ruins everything. D:Lyrai THEY WILL REMAIN OFF UNTIL ROMOSME AND ESPERATH APOLOGIZE.Romosome D: MY HOMOZONE

<myew> How do i spoil spider man? The goblin dies? Spider man is a man?

<Niku> i think they should remake the running man like they did with charlie and the chocolate factory, being more true to the book<Niku> because an american guy crashing an airplane into a skyscraper would fly awesomely in this day and age<Niku> what do you think guys<+Romosome> you're fired<Niku> no YOU'RE FIRED* Niku shoots Romosome out of a cannon into the sun<+Romosome> who started that anyways<Niku> futurama.<Kayin> They should remake the Mario Movie like they did Charlie and the Chocolate Factory --- by having Tim Burton do it............................ Or something.* @terra crashes an airplane into Kayin<Niku> "What if I don't want to be a delivery boy?" "Then you'll be fired." "That's not so bad." "Out of a cannon. Into the sun."<Niku> dude no way<Roger> Tim Burton's Mario Bros?<Niku> the mario movie is fucking cinematic genius<Kayin> Yes.<Roger> American McGee's Zelda?<Niku> you can't change a thing<Roger> Todd McFarlene's Kirby?<Niku> Rob Liefeld's Kirby.<Kayin> Won't have to worry about proportions, atleast.<Niku> You say that now.<Lyrai> John Woo's TEtris.<Niku> Takashi Miike's Ice Climbers.<Roger> Kevin Smith's Star Fox.<Niku> I wouldn't think anthropomorphic animals would have much pop culture to talk about.<Niku> But then again, Dreamworks.<Kayin> The Wakowski Brothers' Pokemon.<@Zaratustra> Quentin Tarantino's Sonic

<Roger> They still make the Fox Kid's Club Newsletter? :O<Lyrai> Oh god<Lyrai> I usewd to get that<Lyrai> when they played Bobbyâ€™s World on there<Sede> They did until I moved recently.. I used to get no less than twenty copies each month thanks to my dipshit friends.* Lyrai rides a tricycle over Sede* Lyrai suddenly has a fucking huge football head.<Lyrai> Bobby was the original football head before Arnold.<NeonId> I was on a commercial for Fox Kids when I was younger. I raised 500 bucks for that Multiple Sclerosis reading marathon thing, and I sat there and the host of Fox Kids in Houston pretended to read a book to us.<Sede> Which was a burden until they ran a Sam & Max centerfold way back when, and now I have a dozen Sam & Max posters.<Lyrai> Sell them on eBay<Roger> Sede: wanna send me one? :3<Sede> I used them as wallpaper inside my closet.<Sede> That is my happy place now<Lyrai> You didnâ€™t ejaculate on them or anything<Lyrai> did you>?<Sede> Only like three<Roger> Can you really blame him? They're Sam and Max.<Sede> I figured they were expendable back then. I was a fool!<Lyrai> Masturbating off ontoa p icture of an anthromorphic rabbit and a dog in a trenchcoat is creepy no matter how you put it<NeonId> I second that.

[082407] <Sqbedzle> Bagpipes were invented by clever distillery owners who wanted a method to drive people to drink more frequently and heavily.[082513] <Sede> And when they drained their spitvalves out poured the Irish.

<Friday> guys<MarsDragon> girls<Friday> do me a big big big favor<Friday> when Romo gets back<Friday> tell him he is a dumb<MarsDragon> why<Malikial> OK.<MadMAxJr> Whee.<Friday> because, he must be reminded of it.<Malikial> I can't tonight.<Friday> or else he may forget<Malikial> I'll do it first time I see him.<myew> Don't do it the game first?<Malikial> I usually do it anyhow.<MarsDragon> Should we say "from Friday" or what<Friday> yes<Malikial> Lyrai<Malikial> Set Romo's trigger to say, <Friday> Romo's dumb.<Xerox> No no. He is a dumb.* patito is now known as romosome<romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo's dumb.<@Zaratustra> nononon* romosome is now known as aintaer<@Zaratustra> A dumb<Malikial> Set Romo's trigger to say, <Friday> Romo is a dumb.* Zaratustra is now known as Romosome<aintaer> !intro lol aintaer<@Romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo is a dumb.* aintaer is now known as patito* Romosome is now known as Zaratustra<@Cait> You might need to delintro first.<patito> do you?<@Zaratustra> -myew- INTRO SET<@Zaratustra> DOYOOOOOOOOOOOO<myew> Actually, you could set an intro for a workout: not being able to set up.* patito is now known as romosome* romosome was kicked by Cait (Cait)* romosome has joined #finalfight<myew> <Friday> Romo's dumb.* romosome is now known as patito<@Zaratustra> aff* Zaratustra is now known as Romosome<Friday> you guys can't do anything right<@Romosome> !delintro<MarsDragon> Try it with a capital R<patito> yeah, you have to delintro* Romosome_ (xxx@-) has joined #finalfight<@Romosome> !intro <Friday> Romo's a dumb.<@Romosome> oh hey romo<@Cait> :D* DNi has joined #finalfight* Romosome is now known as Zaratustra<Romosome_> what on earth is going on here<Friday> nothing<Friday> look over there<+Kazzgone> i can imagine this being confusing<Friday> :D* Kazzgone is now known as Kazz<+Kazz> walking into a room and seeing yourself sabotaging your own reputation<Moebius> IT BEGINS<Romosome_> does that even work?<Romosome_> lemme see* Romosome_ is now known as Romosome* Romosome has left #finalfight* Romosome has joined #finalfight<myew> <Friday> Romo's a dumb.<@Zaratustra> :D<Malikial> YES!<Romosome> hahahahahaha<Romosome> you assholes

<Mr_Saturn> According to the HBO mini-series From the Earth to the Moon, Michael Collins made the following suggestion as to what Armstrong should say upon stepping onto the lunar surface: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."

<dragongame> Alas, Stush, you were slain today. Try again tomorrow.<Stush> >:(* CUI >:D<@Romosome> stand back, kids<@Romosome> I'll show you how a real man plays* @Romosome rolls up his sleeves<@Romosome> !play<dragongame> Welcome back, Orc Slayer Romosome, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 2, Dex: 3, Con: 5, Int: 3, Wis: 5, Cha: 4.<dragongame> Fight an Orc!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Orc!<dragongame> Fight an Ogre!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Ogre!<dragongame> Fight a Troll!<Stush> Ohohoohoh<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Troll!<dragongame> Fight a Giant!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Giant!<dragongame> Fight a Vampire!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Vampire!<dragongame> Fight a Minotaur!<@Friday> cutting it close, Romo<myew> Actually that appears on his face until he got me into a vampire.<@Romosome> I've totally got this<@Romosome> !play<dragongame> Welcome back, Vampire Slayer Romosome, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 2, Dex: 2, Con: 4, Int: 3, Wis: 3, Cha: 5.<dragongame> Fight an Orc!<@Romosome> FUCK.<Stush> Noooo!<Stush> ROMO<Sqjavzle> Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.<CUI> hahaha<Stush> You dumbkopf!<Sqjavzle> Oh, Romo!<Stush> How did you do that/<@Friday> HAHAHAHAHAHA<@Romosome> I would be embarassed if I wasn't laughing so hard.<@Friday> SO QUOTED<Stush> I mean, i did it my first time!<Stush> But jeez* Stush is now known as Stushcinta<Stushcinta> !play<@Romosome> god dammit<dragongame> Welcome back, Ogre Stabber Stushcinta, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 6, Dex: 2, Con: 2, Int: 5, Wis: 6, Cha: 1... A dragon eats you.<Sqjavzle> Play it out, Roo.<Stushcinta> Dahh* Stushcinta is now known as Stush<@Romosome> yeah yeah<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 6. You defeat the Orc!<dragongame> Fight an Ogre!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 4. You defeat the Ogre!<dragongame> Fight a Troll!<Stush> :D<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 3. You defeat the Troll!<dragongame> Fight a Giant!* @Romosome has left #finalfight<myew> X3 is a troll.<Stush> D:<Sqjavzle> What on Earth?<@Friday> wtf<Stush> Romosomeeeee* Romosome has joined #finalfight<Sqjavzle> Romo is double-dumb.<Stush> Come baaack!<Stush> :D<Romosome> what in the fuck* ChanServ sets mode: +o Romosome<Stush> He's back!<CUI> Good job Romo<@Romosome> !fight<Stush> Quick!<Stush> Beat it!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 4. You defeat the Giant!<dragongame> Fight a Vampire!<@Romosome> !fight<Stush> Gooo<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Vampire!<dragongame> Fight a Minotaur!<@Romosome> SEE<@Romosome> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THEY KNEW I MEANT BUSINESS<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 5. You defeat the Minotaur!<dragongame> Fight an Ettin!<Stush> Gogogogo!<dragongame> You roll a 3. You defeat the Ettin!<dragongame> Fight a Golem!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 2. You defeat the Golem!<dragongame> Fight a Lich!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 6. You defeat the Lich!<dragongame> Fight the DRAGON!<Stush> Go romo!<@Romosome> HERE I COME, YOU MAGNIFICENT GREEN BASTARD<@Friday> :D<Stush> For great justice!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 5. You have defeated the dragon!<Meikai> Some day this will happen for me :<<dragongame> A voice booms out: "Who dares challenge the god Kayumi?" Fight Kayumi!<@Romosome> FUCK YOU, KAYUMI<@Cait> (1)<Sqjavzle> If Romo achieves godhood, his divine profile is going to be The Dumb.<Stush> Yeah, kick Kayumi's ass!<@Romosome> !fight<dragongame> You roll a 2. You have wrestled with the gods and won!<dragongame> You are elevated to deific status! All bow to the god Romosome!<Stush> :D<CUI> D:<<<<<<<<<@Romosome> YES<+DarkSchneider> Bullshit<@Friday> ROMOOOOOOOOOOOO<Stush> Go Romoooo<Dogstar> AHAHAHAH.<+DarkSchneider> Bullshit it was RIGGED<Stush> Kayumi is wrestled.<+Arcueid> ROMO HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE<@Friday> QUOTING THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN CHANNEL<@Romosome> Rigged with my DICK<Stush> Wrestled to hell<@Cait> Man, Romo almost did it twice<+Arcueid> I MUST BEAT ROMO<+Arcueid> !play<dragongame> Welcome back, Ogre Stabber Arcueid, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 1... A dragon eats you.<Dogstar> Congratulations Romo.<+Arcueid> .<@Romosome> :D<@Friday> HAHAHAHA<+Arcueid> NOT TODAY<Stush> :D<Dogstar> ahahah.

<Stush> Roger doesn't like them flat.<Stush> Well, actually.<Stush> Roger likes them so big that they appear flat.<Stush> Like how the earth appears flat.<Stush> He wants those boobs to have horizons

<DarkSchneider> I actually miss Korea sometimes.<Zaratustar> nowhere else they make a decent boiled cat<DarkSchneider> well I was thinking more galbi than cat. And they don't eat cats, they eat dogs.<DarkSchneider> Racist fuck.<DarkSchneider> Well, they DO eat dogs. They DON'T eat cats. One of these things is a true fact. <DarkSchneider> some of them anyway<DarkSchneider> not all<Zaratustar> oh god I see it<DarkSchneider> in the same way that not all Americans eat McDonald's<Zaratustar> but all americans eat mcdonald's<Zaratustar> I seen it<Zaratustar> I seen them<DarkSchneider> do they?<Zaratustar> all of them<Zaratustar> just <DarkSchneider> Okay then uh<Zaratustar> line up

<Zaratustra> oh god<Zaratustra> I just realized that 40 years from now<Zaratustra> twitter will be nothing but complains about various bodily pains<Yeoz> doubtful<Zaratustra> give me one reason it won't<Yeoz> it'll be kinda hard to type with arthritis<Yeoz> :)<Zaratustra> :D

<Friday> OUR PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING COMMUNIST<Romosome> This guy is a fucking ratings superstar<Friday> HE DOESN'T LIKE KETCHUP<Romosome> he has probably eaten stuff I can never afford<Romosome> and he has<Romosome> the fucking BALLS<Romosome> to call Obama elitist<Friday> elitist?<Romosome> no, it wasn't the lack of ketchup.<Friday> because of MUSTARD?<Romosome> it was that he asked for SPICY MUSTARD<Romosome> for DIJON<Romosome> HOW FUCKING HOITY TOITY<Romosome> WHAT A FAG<Romosome> REAL MEN JUST PUNCH A COW AND LET THE INNARDS FLY INTO THEIR MAW<Friday> well<Friday> yes <Friday> if he had said that<Friday> I would like him

<@Romosome> I remember an ep where they had like<@Romosome> irish immigrants on the enterprise for SOME fucking reason<Niku> who hasn't been on the enterprise by this point<@Romosome> and stereotype guy was like DO YE HAVE WHISKY and Picard went COMPUTER, WHISKY<@Romosome> and it made some<@Romosome> and the irishman tasted it and went "can ye give it a bit more of a kick" and Picard had to like, redo it so it was stronger<@Friday> COMPUTER, DONKEY<@Romosome> someone please just tell me I didn't imagine this<@Romosome> or have it as a fever dream as a kid<@Friday> Pretty sure Scotty is the guy you're talking about.<@Friday> He bitches about Synthahol.<@Romosome> what<@Romosome> no, this was on TNG<@Friday> And then Data gets out some actual ale.<@Romosome> :o<Niku> man<@Friday> Yep.<@Romosome> oh<@Friday> Scotty.<Niku> how awesome would TNG have been<Niku> if like<Niku> picard was all<Niku> WE NEED A BETTER TECHNICIAN GUY OR WHATEVER SCOTTY DID<Niku> COMPUTER<Niku> SCOTTY

<@Friday> THIS PERSON ONLY EVER SPOKE TWO LINES IN #finalfight<+Misuzu> MIKESEVIGNY<@Romosome> Mikesevigny<Kitan> mdl<@Friday> LYRAI<+Misuzu> FUCK YES<@Friday> WINS IT<Kitan> WHAT<Kitan> oh right mdl never said anything<Xerox> She also got him to speak his second one.<Kitan> EVER<mdl> hi

<Mesh> Carrot kind of reminds me of jizz.<Mesh> They both taste really... orange.<Mesh> To me.<+lady_duke> ............<+lady_duke> you have messed up tastebuds<Mesh> Or messed up jizz.

Stush, on Mega Man:

<Stush> I still don't know which one i've played.<Niku> which bosses did it have, Stush?<Stush> It had an ice guy!

<@Romosome> it's more that the same people going "rofl comics are for obsessed nerds" will spooge themselves over like, Synecdoche or Pi or some other arthouse thing where the plot has five billion fucking little details<+Aoko> Romosome<+Aoko> If you don't understand it at all, then it's a good movie<+Aoko> If you don't understand only most of it, then it's shit.<@Romosome> also pretty much all movie reviewers are apparently hacks that can't write<@Romosome> I'm not surprised<+Aoko> "I don't know anything about this except it's got some guy in a latex suit, and he's in that filth my ex-wife's son reads. GARBAGE"<+Aoko> "I have no idea why a shoe grew out of that man's chestvagina into a line of oompa loompas who proceeded to gangrape that doberman. This is art"<BongoBill> "There must be some fucking deep symbolism in that shit."

<@Cait> ....<@Cait> !<@Cait> Spies that disguise as a player using an unlockable now show that unlockable in hand<@Cait> Spies can now use enemy teleporters* Friday changes topic to 'SPIES CAN NOW HOP ON THE BACK OF ENEMY SENTRIES AND COMMANDEER THEM'<Zaratustar> spies can now ride heavies around<@Friday> spies can now infest enemy medics and control their brains, permanently switching them over to friendly team<BongoBill> Spies can now sabotage international finance.<@Friday> Spies can now falsely spycheck enemy players while disguised, causing them to burst into flames, look like a spy to the rest of their team, and turning on friendly fire for them<@Friday> Spies are now JC Denton with all asscoiated Augs and weapons<Zaratustar> spies can turn into giant robots<+DarkSchneider> spies can now stab you in the back so hard that you'll die again the instant you respawn<@Friday> Spies are now James Bond<@Friday> Spies can now Ambassador jump<+DarkSchneider> !spy<+DarkSchneider> Spies can now beat up Chuck Norris<+drethelin> but only from behind<@Friday> Spies now automatically switch to the winning side right before the game ends if their side loses<@Friday> Spies now have G: Regenerate<Zaratustar> A spy alive at the end of the round wins the game by himself<@Friday> all spies gain +3/+3 and trample<+DarkSchneider> Spies now have T: Destroy target tapped creature.<Zaratustar> spies can scry one person per night<+drethelin> spies get +1 to hit against gnolls<@Friday> A roll of 18 or higher one a spy knife decapitates enemy players<+DarkSchneider> spies can turn undead as though they were one level higher<Zaratustar> a spy can use limited wish three times a day<+DarkSchneider> A spy can hold as many Big items as he wants as long as nobody notices<@Friday> Bumping up against a cloaked spy now provokes an attack of oppurtunity<@Friday> (from the spy)<Zaratustar> a spy can lift 20 times his own weigh<Zaratustar> t<+DarkSchneider> spies are treated as having 18(00) strength<Zaratustar> spies can shoot poison from specialized glands if threatened<+DarkSchneider> spies can automatically remove one effect per round that a save can end as a free action<@Friday> Mother spies will fight to the death to defend their litter<+drethelin> the spy crab is a proud warrior race<@Friday> All enemies within a 30' radius must save vs horror or flee in terror<+DarkSchneider> a spy is an alien creature, seven feet tall, some kind of acid for blood, kills on sight and is generally unpleasant<@Friday> A spy who fails a check gets to re-roll that check. This can be done as many times as the spy wants<Zaratustar> a spy is immune to all forms of magical detection.<+DarkSchneider> a spy will regrow any teeth it loses<Zaratustar> a spy can sense prey by electromagnetic field variations<BongoBill> Spies can cast true strike on themselves at will, as a free action.<+DarkSchneider> spies have infravision 60'<BongoBill> Spies can now hold public office.<@Friday> All spies can now wear plate<BongoBill> A bag made from a spy's stomach can be used to hold bombs.<+DarkSchneider> spies are now legally licensed to perform marriage ceremonies of any denomination<+DarkSchneider> A spy automatically adds and keeps two dice to all checks.<@Friday> Spies are now immune to weapons of less than +5 enchantment<@Friday> A spy can deflect oncoming missiles and bullets on a succesful dexterity check with his knife, reflecting them backwards toward the opponent<@Friday> Spies now have Force Grip<@Friday> a spy who is killed will return and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine<Zaratustar> spies always get up at the count of 7

* eloh (eloh@ip68-108-12-163.lv.lv.cox.net) has joined #finalfight* ChanServ sets mode: +b *eloH*!*@** eloh was kicked by ChanServ (AKICK by Cait)<Frocto> that ruled<Stush> :D<Stush> Cait is awesome, even when he's asleep<Stush> Eloh shows up, cait's foot just flies out of bed and smacks him in the face.

<Stush> I think with TF2, i'm just gonna wait until they put in trading.<Stush> And then i'll use my feminine wiles to get everything~<+DarkSchneider> stush you do not have feminine wiles<Stush> More than you!

<+Aoko> >> Romosome is the BOMB <<<+lady_duke> romo<+Aoko> ROMO<+Aoko> GET OUT OF THE RAID<@Romosome> lyrai what the fuck<@Friday> ROMO<+Aoko> GET OUT OF THE FUCKING RAID<+lady_duke> imma slap you<@Friday> ROMO<+Aoko> GET OUT<+lady_duke> in the vagina.<@Friday> GET OUT<@Romosome> WHAT<@Friday> OF THE RAID<Mr_Saturn> by anyone* Kayma Quit (Quit: Client Exited)<@Friday> THE FUCK<+Aoko> FUCK* @Friday gkicks Romo<+Aoko> HEALER DOWN<@Friday> It's wipe.<+Aoko> WE LOST DPS AND THE HEALER<@Cait> Hooray. I broke 750k fire damage.<+Aoko> FUCK<@Friday> Wipe it, folks.<@Friday> Stop healing the tank.* @Romosome runs around confused<@Friday> We don't have the dps<@Friday> STOP HEALING THE TANK<@Friday> ITS A WIPE<@Friday> GOD<Kayin1> Your mom doesn't have DPS<+Aoko> WIPE IT UP GOD.<@Romosome> RUN BACK TO THE ENTRANCE<@Friday> I AM GKICKING ANYONE WHO HEALS THE TANK

[Friday] The trivia game is basically a showcase of Romo being hilariously dumb. It's seriously worth it to come and watch just for that, even if you can't answer any of the questions.[Thad] Life is basically a showcase of Romo being hilariously dumb.

<Romosome> I found a problem with the action figure I want<Romosome> but there were two revisions of the action figure in the pack<Romosome> let's see if you can spot the difference.<Romosome> well okay I'll tell you, it's the head<Romosome> http://hako85.hp.infoseek.co.jp/spidey_ ... ey_2nd.JPG here's the head on the fixed, less common figure.<Romosome> http://hako85.hp.infoseek.co.jp/spidey_ ... ey_1st.JPG here's the head on the initial run.<Roger> AWESOME :D<Romosome> no it is not awesome >:(<Romosome> now I have to make sure the one I buy is not RETARDOMAN<patito> He does everything a retard can

<Romosome> The Japanese don't have wet t-shirt contests<Romosome> they have girls lay in the sand and they blindfold someone and try to smack them in the tits with a wooden sword.<Romosome> Or was that watermelons

<Kitan|Sleep> niku<Kitan|Sleep> did you steal my pizza<Kitan|Sleep> i needed that<Kitan|Sleep> you had more HP than me<Kitan|Sleep> >:(<Kabbage> SATISFIED NIKU?!<+Niku> I'm never satisfied.<Kabbage> See what your goddamned LUST for a second dinner has wraught?!<Kitan> don't you fucking touch that turkey<Kabbage> Kitan is CRYING<Kitan> i need that turkey<Kitan> GOD DAMNIT<nyao> I already have one of those.<+Niku> HEY I WAS DOWN BY TWO GODDAMN HITPOINTS OKAY<+Niku> I NEEDED THE TURKEY<@Cait> What are you fucks talking about<Kabbage> THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH LESS NIKU<+Niku> Cait doesn't play cool games<+Niku> So he doesn't know<Kitan> Poor Cait.<Kabbage> AN INCESSANT, MADDENING BEEPING THAT DOESN'T STOP<+Niku> HEY LOOK OKAY FINE YOU CAN GET THAT APPLE<@Cait> Which game?<Kitan> apply directly to the Niku<+Niku> THE APPLE RESTORES YOUR HP BY ONE<Kitan> OH ITS TOO LATE NOW. I'M ALREADY DEAD. DEAD.<Kabbage> OH THANKS<Kabbage> YOU KNOW WHAT<Kabbage> FUCK THIS<+Niku> FINE THEN I'LL TAKE THIS APPLE<+yeoz> what game????????<Kabbage> FUCK THIS<@Cait> Oh, I know which game now.<+Niku> OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER<Kitan> oh shi-<+yeoz> Cait: pray tell<Kabbage> I'M PLAYING OBLIVION<+Niku> YOU DIDN'T NEED TO RIP THE CARTRIDGE OUT OF THE SNES<+Niku> YOU LOSER<+Niku> THAT CAN REALLY MESS UP THE SYSTEM<+Niku> NOW I GOTTA BLOW IN IT<Kabbage> YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE SHITTY CONTROLLER<Kitan> lol yes<+Niku> HUFF HUFF HUFF<Kabbage> Y-<Kabbage> YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG<+Niku> YOUR CONTROLLER HAS TURBO SO STOP BITCHING<Kabbage> BLOW INTO THE SNES<+Niku> NO WAY IT WORKS BETTER ON THE GAME TAPE<Kabbage> DON'T EVEN<+Niku> LOOK SEE THE SCREEN'S JUST FUCKING BLINKING<+Niku> LOOK WHAT YOU DID<Kabbage> THIS GAME SUCKS ANYWAYS<+Niku> JUST BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT<Kitan> HEY GUYS<Kitan> WANA USE MY GAME GENIE?<nyao> i say<Kitan> I JUST BOUGHT IT<nyao> moist knickers<+Niku> DUDE THOSE THINGS WIPE YOUR SAVE FILES<Kitan> SO? WE CAN BEAT IT ON ONE SITTING!* nyao falls over<+yeoz> the day i bought a game shark was the best day and the worst day of my life.<+Niku> PLUS THIS GAME LIKE JUST CAME OUT AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T CALL GALOOB TO GET ALL THE LATEST HOT CHEATS IN THE QUARTERLY GAME GENIE UPDATE BOOKLET<Kabbage> H0T CH33TS

<Lyrai> Link<@Romosome> god damn<@Romosome> I want to watch 24 now<@Romosome> Season 6 sounds fucking intense<@Romosome> too bad oh IT'S ALREADY IN SEASON SIX<@Romosome> Lyrai why<Lyrai> Look at all that<Lyrai> 1960?<Lyrai> * Hokey Wolf<Lyrai> * The Flintstonesï¼ˆåŽŸå§‹å®¶æ—ãƒ•ãƒªãƒ³ãƒˆã‚¹ãƒˆãƒ¼ãƒ³ï¼‰<Lyrai> Does this mean there's Japanese Flinstones?<Lyrai> WIIILMAAAAAAAAA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN<@Romosome> Considering the FURINSUTOONZU article credits Japanese VAs with links to their own discographies, yes.<@Romosome> There was a Japanese dub of the Flinstones.<Lyrai> .<Lyrai> <Barney> desu desu desu<@Romosome> god DAMMIT Lyrai I did NOT need to spit all over my screen at this hour of night<Lyrai> TEE HEE HEE

[02:30] Lee-Ham: I was just about to leap to HoD's defense but then I realised that I actually hate it[02:31] Lee-Ham: HoD is everything I hate about the post-SotN castlevanias[02:31] Lee-Ham: SO MANY LONG STRAIGHT CORRIDORS FILLED WITH THE SAME ENEMY OVER AND OVER[02:32] Lee-Ham: WALK FORWARD[02:32] Lee-Ham: KILL ENEMY[02:32] Lee-Ham: REPEAT[02:32] Romosome: HIT ZOMBIE, RECEIVE COOKIE[02:32] Esperath: TOUCH ZOMBIE, GET VIRUS[02:32] Friday: TOUCH ESPER, GET MAGICITE[02:32] BongoBill: TOUCH FUZZY, GET DIZZY[02:33] Esperath: TOUCH FRIDAY, GET ARM STUMP[02:33] Friday: TOUCH ROMO, GET DUMB[02:33] Romosome: HEY[02:33] Romosome: MY DUMB IS NOT CONTAGIOUS[02:33] * Romosome bites Esperath[02:33] *** You are now known as Dodumbgo.[02:33] Friday: :D[02:33] * Dodumbgo dislikes smoke.[02:33] Romosome: wrong[02:33] *** You are now known as Esperath.[02:33] *** Romosome is now known as Dodumbgo.[02:34] * Dodumbgo dislikes smart.[02:34] Esperath: :O[02:34] Friday: :D

<Niku> I still love how hilariously copoutty the Death Note pilot manga was.<Romosome> oh GOD.<Niku> IT'S OKAY GUYS<Niku> I BROUGHT MY DEATH ERASER<Romosome> It's really a miracle the series got made at all<Romosome> jesus<Romosome> seriously imagine if we got Hikaru no Kills People instead of this<Niku> ....<Niku> I would so fucking read Hikaru no Kills People<Romosome> the fact that something so obscure from the pilot ended up as something really central to the actual manga is really amusing<Romosome> okay you're right I would too

[00:25] OHakubi: !stop sparta[00:25] Lyrai: WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS SPARTA COUNTRY![00:26] Vance_: !stop buttrape[00:26] Lyrai: WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS BUTTRAPE COUNTRY![00:26] Zaratustra: all spartans were homosexual child molesters[00:26] Stush: Zara is jealous.[00:26] Vance_: Except they had the more convenient title of pedarest[00:26] Joxam: I'd say something childish like 'takes one to know one' but meh[00:26] Stush: You said it joxam![00:26] Stush: Therefore you are childish![00:27] Stush: Hohoho[00:27] OHakubi: !stop the middle of freaking nowhere. You should have asked for directions at that last town, you know. Hell, I'm not even sure we're still in the same[00:27] Lyrai: WE CAN'T STOP HERE! THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF FREAKING NOWHERE. YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS AT THAT LAST TOWN, YOU KNOW. HELL, I'M NOT EVEN SURE WE'RE STILL IN THE SAME COUNTRY![00:27] Vance_: you win[00:27] Stush: :D[00:27] * Stush gives OHakubi the biggest steak.

<sei> did sirc die like pico and get replced with qokc?<Romosome> what the FUCK does that even MEAN<Endril> sei: one tim I have deck like cool except had the cards for green<sei> aaa<sei> qokc<sei> pico -> nano<sei> p - n = s - q<Endril> sei are you on drugs<sei> i - a = o - i<sei> n - c = r - k<sei> and o - o = c - c<Romosome> what the fuck<sei> which is to say i am coming off of caffeine<Romosome> are you pretending to be the motherfucking Enigma Engine tonight sei<Romosome> what is it boy<sei> no >:(<Romosome> tell us where the nazis are<sei> ghostrider fell down the well, captain america

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<Niku> april fools day is not funny<Niku> people have used up all the clever material<Niku> back in 1902<Aintaer> The 1890s was truly the best decade.<Mr_Saturn> HA HA I'VE REPLACED THE STEAM ENGINE WITH A LARGE CAT

<eloH> i have really bad neuropathy<Mr_Saturn> what<eloH> in my left leg<sei> what<eloH> i walk like dr house<Lee-Ham> oh god, my cat does this sometimes. It freaks me out http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-co ... le-eye.jpg<eloH> my left foot feels like i have dry ice between the toes<eloH> and under my heel<eloH> and broken glass in the rest of it up to the middle of my shin<eloH> at the best times it feels like fucking play doh<eloH> i have a cane and opiates dont make me feel good<eloH> its hellish<eloH> so i got my payback from 'god' for making brentai's safe place upsetting<Upthorn> what happened to it?* Brentai has joined #finalfight<Brentai> PAYBACK IS A BITCH, AIN'T IT?<Brentai> SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!* Brentai has left #finalfight<Lee-Ham> ...huh.<Mr_Saturn> what the<Lee-Ham> There's something you don't see every day.

[123644] <Kazz> yay internet[123700] <Kazz> all the world's information at my fingertips, 24 hours a day[123707] <Kazz> a day without the internet is like[123710] <Kazz> a day without oxygen[123740] <Kazz> let's find out how tall baby giraffes are[123753] <Kazz> 1.8 meters[123806] <Kazz> how many is that in feet[123810] <Kazz> 5.9[123826] <Kazz> fucking babies are born ready to post me up in basketball[123842] <Kazz> that's insane[123853] <Kazz> THX INTERNET <3[123903] <Cait> That is a lot of baby for a mother giraffe to push out.[123917] <Kazz> they fall out at the end[123921] <Kazz> to the ground[123930] <Kazz> not an evolutionary slam-dunk i should think[123937] <Kazz> (to further the metaphor)

<NotCricket> You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.<Cthulhu-chan> YES YOU CAN<JDigital> That sounds like a challenge to me.<Cthulhu-chan> HUG MORE SERIOUS<Zaratustra> If you're Nuclear Man, you can<Zaratustra> I SHALL PUT YOU IN A CHOKE HOLD WITH MY NUCLEAR ARMS<NotCricket> Case in point: Dr. Manhattan<NotCricket> He had the most nuclear arms around.<NotCricket> No kids.<NotCricket> You know, he spent quite a lot of time fucking women to not have kids.<Zaratustra> he didn't actually have sex.<NotCricket> I know he had to rebuild his body and all that, but you'd think he'd have made some working Rocky Mountain Oysters.<Zaratustra> the women just teased him.<Zaratustra> you know how you know that?<Zaratustra> (get ready for this folks)<NotCricket> That would explain why he left the planet.<Zaratustra> HE HAD BLUE BALLS!<Zaratustra> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<NotCricket> If I ever meet you, I will kill you.

<Rygaron> I went to his house and witnessed something amazing<Kayumi> Frankly it's not bad for the ps1 emulation alone<Kayumi> You saw your first penis?<Rygaron> In the corner of his room was R.O.B wearing a Virtual Boy<Rygaron> Oh yeah, and his penis<Lyrai> ...<Nikumatic> ...<Lyrai> whatRygaron> What what?<sucker> ROB wearing a virtual boy and his penis<Kayumi> He had an R.O.B. wearing his penis?

<Sqbedzle> Oh god. :(<Friday> ?<Sqbedzle> Tiff started vomiting all of a sudden. She's back to sleep now, but now I'm wide awake and worrying.<Romosome> if she went back to sleep and is breathing normally she's probably fine<Romosome> dogs do puke a lot<Sqbedzle> She was like "My stomach feels kind of funny", then two minutes later, vomit. The five minutes after that. Then ten or so minutes after that.<Romosome> oh<Romosome> Tiff isn't a dog?<Romosome> I don't know who Tiff is.<Romosome> I'm sorry.<Sqbedzle> She's my girlfriend/de facto fiancee. It's cool.<Niku> ....<Roger> Tiff is Squizzle's lovemuffin<Romosome> thanks, terribly embarassed.<Niku> romo just had some epic win

<CUI> My roommate just shoved a fucking muffin into his mouth and is now humming some teenpop<CUI> I plan murder everyday

<Niku> Yaaay. A trainer with a Rampardos.<Niku> That's one more tick on my Seen number.<R^2> Rampardos? That Pokemon is dumb.<Niku> It sure is!<R^2> (I want one named Romopardos)<Niku> (me too)

<eloH> I HAVE BRED THE PERFECT MEDIDITE<R^2> What did you name it?<eloH> MEDITITE because i didnt know her nature or IV at the time.<eloH> i will rename her 'Bruce Lee'<Cait> Her?<Cait> Way to give her issues.<eloH> She is lonely, indicating +10% attack and -10% in defence.<R^2> Great, lonely AND gender issues.<R^2> You've bred the perfect Internet attention whore.

<R^2> WHO NEEDS AN AERODACTYL<R^2> I'VE GOT THREE NOW :D<Stush> R^2, can i have one?<R^2> Sure.<Stush> :D<R^2> Stush, I don't have your code.<Stush> Code?<R^2> Friend code. To send you this here flyin' fossil.<Stush> You don't need a friend code, just DCC it.<R^2> ...<Nikumatic> ...* R^2 has quit IRC (Quit: Right, moving on.)<Stush> Now i'll never get my pterodactyl! ;_;

[142956] <Rygaron> I'll still take yours, so I can have an evee team[143000] <Rygaron> I hear the new evs rock[143001] <ld> okay[143004] <ld> yes they do[143007] <ld> im in love with them all[143012] <ld> anyway, kazz is harrassing me for love[143016] <ld> so im gonna go tackle him[143020] * ld is now known as ld_gone[143025] <Rygaron> And that's where Snorlaxes come from

<Lyrai> This entire channel falls under the worry zone for "Strange people" Romosome<Upthorn> HEY!<Upthorn> Don't lump me in with #finalfight users.<Roger> :3<Kisai-> But... you are one just by being here... o_o<Lyrai> Roger and Niku are the ones that, if there was a news report on how fucked up #ff is, they'd be the ones they always refer to<Roger> Yay :D<Roger> I'm a Columbine :D

<Frocto> ROMO FETISH NUMBER 2: GET OUT OF HERE YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED<@Romosome> oh shit<@Romosome> he's right<@Romosome> I have a haunted vagina fetish<Roger> Zoinks scoobs<Roger> looks like there's a mystery<Roger> in this vagina<Lee-Ham> like hey Scoob, dig this crazy vagina<Lee-Ham> I bet there's some food in there!<@Friday> AND THE CLITORIS IS ACTUALLY MR. DAWKINS!<Xerox> Aw, Friday beat me to it.<Roger> And he would have gotten a female orgasm too<Roger> if it wasn't for you meddling kids

<@Romosome> and last summer I had sex with the ocean<@Romosome> that's right<@Romosome> the Pacific Oceon<@Romosome> I fucked it so hard it lost a letter<Frocto> you slut<Niku> it didn't lose a letter, romo<Niku> that's just it's O face<@Romosome> well<@Romosome> I mean<@Romosome> I had to do it before Frocto got to it on his end<@Romosome> he's shameless<Frocto> :3<Nerd> JOURNEY TO FUCK THE CENTER OF THE EARTH<@Friday> I once fucked the entire canadian rockies<Niku> friday: TALK ABOUT A MOUNTY

[6:19] <Guild> It's been said, and i don't know by whom, that in order even to consider writing a novel one must first write one million cohesive words.[6:19] <Guild> Constantly writing will give me a better ability to handle the rigors of writing, both physically and mentally.[6:20] <Guild> I will write endlessly if i must, until the day i have written enough words to give reality a new direction. I will make a mark on the world with my words, and though it may last only a year, or for the rest of history, I will be able to say that I did something I was born to do. I was born to write a novel about nosepicking.[6:21] <Guild> Chapter 1: Angle is key

Mr_Saturn: my brother is a chess playing potato when it comes to pokemon

<objection> i had a job and a family but then thad forced me to smoke crack

<clutch> Okay, I'm going to find something to eat. There's an Ethiopian resturant around the corner that could be interesting. Anyone ever had Ethiopian food?<Kazz> I'm not sure the Ethiopians have had Ethiopian food.<clutch> I was wondering who would make the requisite joke.<Kazz> Make sure you're properly dressed, Clutch. It might be a black-fly restaurant.<clutch> Waa waaaa.

<Zaratustra> Persnickety diners may want to be aware; the "Five-Second Rule" was adopted by Chief Health Commissioner Rudolph â€œGuyâ€ Fenimore as an â€œacceptable standard of sanitary practices â€ in area restaurants, according to a city ordinance which took effect on April 17th.<Romosome> WHAT.<Romosome> source, NOW.<Guy_Ruffian> There was just recently a study done on that that proved it wholly inaccurate.<Zaratustra> http://thecitydesk.net/2007/05/18/frida ... gnacgerie/<Romosome> IT WAS NEVER CONSIDERED TO FUCKING BE ACCURATE<Romosome> IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!<Romosome> ONLY THE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED COULD THINK IT SOMEHOW HAS MERIT!<Romosome> DO YOU THINK THE BACTERIA HAVE TO LIKE, CRAWL ONTO THE GODDAMN THING<Romosome> DO THEY TAKE THEIR LITTLE PARAMECIUM CARS AND DRIVE ONTO IT OR CLAMBER UP WITH GRAPPLING HOOKS<Guy_Ruffian> I have to admit that I had considered the hooks.

[01:54] Romosome: they sold it to accounting via the "it's impossible to pirate" angle[01:55] Dreth-afk: now I want to put boxes full of spiders in stores[01:55] Romosome: we need more random bugs in our PC aisle[01:55] Romosome: think about the potential[01:55] Romosome: "Hey wow is that Team Fortress 2 OH GOD BEES WHAT"[01:55] Romosome: 1 in 10 lucky buyers receive a swarm of angry hornets

[22:26] Romosome: I suck so bad at Metroid that when I beat the game Samus had a sweater on over her armor.[22:26] Romosome: And her arms were crossed.

<constantine> Hmm... now the zerg have mass suicide ground troops as well.<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> Banelings. :D<Cannon> Oh, good. We didn't have enough Zerg players already.<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> I have this intense hope that the Zerg have tons of suicide troops.<I`m_the_goddamn_Squizzle> Lots and lots of disposable minions.<Esperath> the zerg are nothing but banelings, infested terrans, and scourges<Esperath> that's it<Esperath> the entire race<Esperath> also<Esperath> the overlords upgrade to the Hindenburg<OHakubi> Oh, the humanikekeke!

[2:16] <AFK> Gaia makes 4chan look like an ivory palace where gentlemen of tact and refinement engage in Socratic dialogue about natural philosophy.

<Moctobot> scott kurtz is a fucking toolbox<Romosome> Scott Kurtz appears to be an entire tool shed

<constantine> Is it just me, or is Geothermal going more and more off the deep end with each post?<constantine> It's like watching the end of Flowers for Algernon except in this case Charlie was never a genius.

[4:22] <Ral> Fucking hell.[4:22] <Ral> I'm arguing with someone that books are not interactive.[4:24] <Zaratustra> if you agree books are not interactive, turn to page 43[4:24] <Zaratustra> if you don't, turn to page 64

<Xerox> Do you think the FBI will flag me if I look up Nambla on Wikipedia?<Kayma> They already did when you asked* FBI has joined #finalfight<FBI> No we didn't.* FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

<+Lyrai> shit<+Lyrai> quick<+Lyrai> I need the Bel-air song all on one line<Dimastines> OK<+Lyrai> Anyone have it<Dimastines> LOAF IS IN PANTS NOW WHAT<+Lyrai> .<+Lyrai> That is not what I asked for and quite frankly I am slightlyu disturbed you carried out my misinterpreted request so quickly

<Zaratustra> so anyone got a pirate version of harry potter yet<R^2> No, all I have is the wizard version.

<JD> A cleric in my game could persistant Divine Favor (personal rage), but not Shield of Faith (touch range).<JD> Not even if he touched himself<@sei> yeah.<+Lyrai> Clerics don't touch themselves, they touch others<+Lyrai> little boys, mostly.<@sei> god damn it.<JD> I'd probbaly allow it

<Roger> Hey you know that Dreamwave Pat Lee the guy who made those big bulgey detail laden transformers and eventually had his company go bankrupt when everyone found out he wasn't actually paying his artists?<Roger> Small quote from an old old interview with him<Roger> "Do you see anything shady in the way that Transformers comics and<Roger> cartoons were created in the past, as a vehicle to sell the toys?", Mr. Lee<Roger> replies: "Well the cartoon was amazing, it was only a matter<Roger> of time before the toys were made."<@Cait> ...<Miniku> ...* Roger was kicked by Cait (I can't kick him, so you'll stand as proxy.)

<@Romosome> http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/10/opini ... =permalink Harry Potter and the Waterproof Pearl<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Leopard-Walk Up-to-Dragon<Kisai-> Heard about that on Colbert Report a week ago.<Vance> Harry Potter and the Vibrating Anal Egg<OHakubi> Timothy Hunter and the Unusual Case of Mistaken Identity.<Xerox> Harry Potter and the Pedophile.<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Hilarious Misunderstanding<Doom> Harry Potter and the Less Than Perfect Ending<Xerox> Harry Potter and the Spoiled Ending.<Vance> Curious George and the High Voltage Fence<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Popular Series of Books.<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Harry Potter.<Vance> Harry Potter and the Vaguely Discworld Derivitave<Doom> Harry Potter and the Inconsistant System of Magic<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Plot Device<Mr_Saturn> Harry potter and the sapient pearwood trunk<OHakubi> Harry Potter and the Incorrigible Fandom.<OHakubi> Along with its sequel, Harry Potter Does Belfast.<@Romosome> Harry Potter and the Unstoppable Running Gag<Kisai-> Harry Potter and the IRC Channel<OHakubi> Harry Potter and the Army of Self-Insertion Characters Lining Up To Snog Him.<Doom> Harry Potter and the Hi Guys How Are You Doing Tonight?<BongoBill> perhaps it would be more accurate to say<Mr_Saturn> Harry Potter and the Massive head injury<BongoBill> Harry Potter and the Macguffin<JDigital> Harry Potter and the Hi Doom Not Bad How Abotu You<Doom> Harry Potter and the I Am OK JD, This Is A Tricky Way To Talk<Mr_Saturn> Harry potter and the rod of dead horse beating<Kisai-> Harry Potter and the You Made A Typo<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter, Agent of SHIELD* BongoBill (~mark@ip24-56-1-133.ph.ph.cox.net) Quit (Quit: Harry Potter and the Disconnect Message)<MarsDragon> Harry Potter and the One Year War<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter Versus Anti Harry Potter<@Zaratustra> Harry Potter In The Eighth Dimension<MarsDragon> Harry Potter and the Secret of Gettter Rays<+Lyrai> Harry Potter and the ehT dnA rettoP yrraH<Kabbage> Harry Potter and The Phantom Iguana<Doom> Harry Potter and the Epispode One<OHakubi> World War Potter.<JDigital> Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the Recursive Harry Potter and the

[04:42:46] -> Ops #nescience: man, my DM can get really annoying when talking about 2nd[04:42:53] -> Ops #nescience: i don't want to turn into that WRT 4th[04:43:24] -> Ops #nescience: BACK IN 3.5 YOU NEEDED TO MAKE A DC 15 Perform(Harlotry) CHECK TO SUCCEED ON GIVING AN ORC A HANDJOB[04:43:41] -> Ops #nescience: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WENT BACK TO RAW CHARISMA ROLLS THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT[04:43:42] -norn- was it a DC7 check if it was a half-orc

<@Silversong> You know, I've found that if a person gives me a blank or annoyed look when I use the phrase "like a Kool-Aid man full of awesome," that's not a person I really should bother talking to.

<Aintaer> whatever, politics is not that interesting to me.<Aintaer> Japanese porn, that is interesting.<Lee-Ham> it's interesting for a while, but then you realise that basically it just boils down to "everything is fucked, all the time, and it will never improve"<Aintaer> Lee-Ham: Politics or Japanese porn?<Lee-Ham> Both

re: sei's p - c = c - s whatever quote.<+Lyrai> Okay, now with context it makes sense<+Lyrai> But can you see why it looks so utterly hilariously stupid to an outsider.<@sei> then applied said algorithm to sirc<JDigital> haha<JDigital> How little sleep do you need to have<@sei> sure, but then again, most nerd shit does<@sei> thac0 dudes lol<JDigital> lol<@sei> okay i am going to roll to grapple the fraggle with my love net

<@Romosome> Lyrai<@Romosome> do you agree that the term for a scandalous woman should be spelled "ho" and not "hoe"<+Lyrai> Hoe is what you use in Harvest Moon to make your dirt able to grow crops.<+Lyrai> Ho is the term.<@Romosome> Thank you<+Lyrai> Now if you use a Ho as a Hoe you could probably interchangehtem.<+Lyrai> But I'm not sure how good a prostitute is at cultivating land for growing crops.<@Romosome> you can't use a ho as a hoe.<@Romosome> You can give a ho a hoe, and the ho will hoe the land.<@Romosome> But the distinction is still clear there.<+Lyrai> If you have enough upper arm strength you probably could.<+Lyrai> Hell if you're male and flexible enough you could enjoy the ho as a ho while also enjoying the ho as a hoe.<+Lyrai> Ho ho ho, how witty.

[103326] <Stush> And the private schools get their own damn firing ranges and pools and commissioned pictures of the fucking queen.[103336] <Stush> Which cost like $25,000[103339] <Stush> Or something.[103340] <Cait> Are the pictures on the firing range?

<Lyrai> Romosome's a fag.<Romosome> Lyrai, you can say that, but I still won't suck your dick, ok?<Romosome> Lyrai are you ok<Lyrai> Romosome - not really. I'm running on one hour of sleep and my eye still hurts<R^2> You know what'd make you feel better? If Romo sucked your dick.<Lyrai> I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS TO SUCK<Kitan> Would you like one?

<Niku> WHO'S THAT FILLING UP THE ATM?<Niku> WHO'S GIVING NESS SOME CASH AGAIN?<Niku> WHO LET HIS 10 YEAR OLD HAVE A PIN!?<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD<Niku> PSYCHIC DAD

<Friday> sei<Friday> do you have some kind of degenerative disease that affects the brain where when faced with any stimuli you respond with puns<sei> it's a generative disease, actually.<Romosome> it's endocrine.<Romosome> Centered in the puneal gland.<sei> pineal.<sei> that's where god talks to descartes.<sei> woowoowoo<Fortinbresque> ... ha.<Romosome> did he just outpun me anyway?<Romosome> I'm lost

<Brentai> I slept through the Fifth Element because it was too Boron. *rimshot*<Aintaer> You're a terrible human being.<Brentai> ...says the zombie pedophile.<Aintaer> Which says something about how terrible you are<Brentai> You got me, Copper. You get the Gold. I Zinc I'll play some Smash Bros. now.<Brentai> Play as Captain Falcon.<Brentai> So I can get my NEON.<Brentai> I almost went to AX to play Smash Bros. but I decided it was a Silicon.<Brentai> So I shook up a bunch of Coke cans and brought my friends to the lobby, and I said, "One the count of three, Sodium."<Brentai> Man, if I had a Nickel for every cosplayer that whined...<Aintaer> You can win their hearts with your silver tongue then pound their gullets with your iron fist<Brentai> I almost did it in one of the booths, but security had the entire Fluoride.<Aintaer> Not an element.<Aintaer> I hid from security so when they came looking for me all they said was argon<Brentai> Don't make me set you on Fire and bury you in the Earth.<Cait> Water you people going on about now<Brentai> Aintaer's just a Windbag.<Aintaer> Tonight, you and iodine.<Aintaer> Brentai: don't you mean to barium in Earth?<Brentai> Way to ruin the guffaws for us.<Brentai> I thought the joke was Gold, but now it's Antimony.<Aintaer> You were the one who Lead me to believe it was fun to begin with<Brentai> You were the one that started with Xenon sequitors.<Brentai> What made you think it was any of your Bismuth?<Brentai> A Radon China! They should be scared, we look pretty Strontium.<Aintaer> Quit being such an arsenic<Brentai> Sulfur your rebuttal you resort to a Carbon copy gag. You just hate-Tin.<Aintaer> I'm remaining germanium to the conversation. You just don't have the gallium.<Brentai> ...<Brentai> No, seriously, it's time to Cesium.

(12:38:22 AM) Kayin: Man. I have a small hole in my boxers and my balls are slooooooowly punishing their way through and it's very uncomfortable o I mean hi finalfight(12:38:38 AM) Stush: Half my pants have holes in the crotch. :((12:38:56 AM) Kayin: But do your balls fight there way out of them?(12:38:56 AM) Stush: If the hole was like, on my leg or knee or something, i'd be fine!(12:38:59 AM) Stush: No.(12:39:06 AM) Stush: But people might see terrible things.(12:39:45 AM) Kayin: Like boxers?(12:39:51 AM) Stush: I don't wear boxers.(12:40:01 AM) Kayin: COMMANDO?(12:40:09 AM) Stush: I don't wear commandos.(12:40:24 AM) Stush: John matrix is too big to fit in my pants.(12:40:31 AM) Kayin: A good call.(12:41:48 AM) Dogstar: The last time I went commando I got my wang caught in my zipper.(12:42:01 AM) Stush: That's because you have a big doodle or a big zipper.(12:42:27 AM) Kayin: Or a giant zipper and a small doodle.(12:42:46 AM) Stush: Or a metal doodle and a magnetic zipper.(12:43:01 AM) BongoBill: An angry, sentient zipper.(12:43:10 AM) Kayin: How about a magnadoodle?(12:43:14 AM) Stush: :D(12:44:14 AM) Rygaron: This conversation reminds me why I don't want to put faces to the names here

<Zaratustra> # By the third week, sense of smell is well-developed and kitten can see well enough to find her mother.<Zaratustra> # By the fourth week, sense of smell is fully mature and sense of hearing is well-developed. Kitten starts to interact with littermates and can walk fairly well. Teeth start to come in.<Zaratustra> # By the fifth week, eyesight is fully mature, and kitten can right herself, run, place her feet precisely, avoid obstacles, stalk and pounce, and catch "prey" with her eyes.<Stush> The eyes fly out of the skull and fly around, firing lasers at the arwing.

<Kazz> hi<Kazz> need to come up with a few secret roles for 1921<Kazz> any thoughts?<Kazz> i've already come up with the concept of the Secret Public Role<Kazz> which is a role everyone knows you have but is not described anywhere in the rules<Kazz> he will probably be named the Hoojaboof<Cait> And the secret is that he doesn't do anything special, he just gets to wear a derby.<Kazz> WHY DID YOU MURDER THE HOOJABOOF<Kazz> NOW APPLES ARE TALL! ROACHES x2 BONUS TIME

<+notKazz> LD JUST FARTED FOR TEN SECONDS<+notKazz> NOT KIDDING<McFrugal> haha<McFrugal> That's a lot of beans/milk/soda/something<+notKazz> i thought people only did that after dying

<@Vance> ...the create your own pizza menu at Rocket's website has some sort of easy listening music. No other page, just that one<Mr_Saturn> would death metal that just screamed PIZZA! over and over be bettter?<MeshGearFox> what about goth metal with like operatic vocals<MeshGearFox> In russian<MeshGearFox> YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! YA YEM PITSU! *SE PHI ROTH*

<Rygaron> "We don't want wild girls, we want real girls gone wild"<Rygaron> "It's a transition, we want to watch the metamorphosis"<Silversong> !<sei> realgirls gone wild?* Silversong screams, throws the fabric on the floor, and stomps on it<sei> wow, she's sitting in a chair.<sei> now she's lying on a bed. so racy!<Silversong> Spider<sei> now she's packed up in a closet and forgotten<Cait> There, Ryg. Silver's gone wild.

<Fortinbras> I just said dickhole out loud, and my voice went up at the end like it was a question<Fortinbras> and my roommate walked by and said "sure!"<+Kayumi> Suggestion: Kill your roommate or escape.

<Zaratustar> 300 million conversations have now been indexed by the company. The most popular networks, including EFnet, DALnet, Freenode and QuakeNetUndernet, are all being monitored - IRSeeK is now 'listening' to 2000+ channels across 10 networks.<Zaratustar> The company says a channel is dropped when file sharing activity is detected and private conversations are not eavesdropped in anyway.<Squizzle> They probably just have a bot sitting in large channels.<McFrugal> Okay so I'm guessing they look for those bot triggers?<Zaratustar> They have human-like nicks, connect via anonymous Tor nodes and authenticate as mIRC clients.<MarsDragon> New rule: If they can't pass the Turing Test they don't get in* Lyrai was kicked by Squizzle (Better to be safe.)

* Silversong has joined #finalfight<R^2> A Silversong approaches! Command?<Aintaer> > steal silversong<R^2> D - the rustproof +3 Silversong.<Aintaer> E - What do you want to engrave with? (D *?)<R^2> You cover your Silversong in a thick layer of grease.<MadMAxJr> When did this become ecchihack?<R^2> When Silversong shrieks, there is a 1/13 chance that a random monster appears somewhere on the level. There is a 1/10 chance this monster is a Brentai.<Silversong> It's true.

<MadMAxJr> At this rate of mining the past for movie ideas, we're gonna go back to black and white film.<Lyrai> Coming Soon<MadMAxJr> Quentin Tarintinos: Casablanca<Lyrai> The story of one man...and his desire to sail the waters.<Arcturus> ...this is good curry<Lyrai> The Wachowski Siblings Present:<Arcturus> one spoonful and I can't feel my tongue<Lyrai> Steamboat Willie<Cait> ..<Lyrai> Rated PG-13<MadMAxJr> John Carpenters: Gone With the Wind* Lyrai was kicked by Cait (Out. Get out now.)

<Kayumi> huh. Cyclops uses a macintosh.<BongoBill> PRODUCT PLACEMENT<Miniku> of course he does<Miniku> he's only got one i<Miniku> i'll be going now

<@Vance> Tonight's bathroom karaoke, named of course in honor of the fact that I hear them VERY clearly through the shitter wall when I'm in the back of the store, is somebody singing Rape Me<@Vance> Very badly.<Xerox> Burst through the wall!<@Vance> OHHHH NO<Xerox> Wearing nothing but a codpiece, and shout "Your wish is my command!"<@Vance> DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA (Batman tv theme) RAPE MAAAAAN<Xerox> Alternatively, bang loudly and give requests.

<OHakubi> I'd hate to work with Phanto. He'd be all, "hey, could you pick up that box and bring it over here for me?" and you'd be all "okay" and pick it up, only his keys are inside and he just fucking TACKLES you across the damn room.

<Toshiaki> I don't think Sakurai can go that long without confirming things<Toshiaki> He's just going to walk around his house confirming random shit<Toshiaki> <Sakurai> Wh... what's this? They're peppers. Delicious peppers! They come in lots of colors... So many to choose from! PEPPERS CONFIRMED FOR DINNER.

<Miniku> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9 ... bzmex2.jpg<Stush> That guy is totally taking a photo of his foot.<Stush> What a champ.<Drethelin> what's the point of that image<Niku> That is an on-set image of the Dragon Ball Z Movie.<Stush> Niku, don't lie.<ThoughtBandit> It's some kind of car foot fetish documentary.<Stush> They're all wearing shirts.<Stush> And there's no grunting or bulging going on.<Drethelin> why is there a car in it<Stush> The only thing that that image has to do with dragonball z is that it's not moving.

Testing a random kicking script. First use:

<+Lyrai> Vance! I made one<+Lyrai> Would you like it.* Vance sets mode: +o Lyrai<@Vance> Try it out* You were kicked from #finalfight by Lyrai (BOOM!)* Rejoined channel #finalfight* Topic is 'We'll send them cheesy games, the worst we can find. They'll have to sit and play them all, then we'll monitor their minds.'* Set by Zaratustra on Thu Jan 10 22:27:26* ChanServ sets mode: +v Lyrai<+Lyrai> ....thank you, Captain Irony.<+Stush> :D<@Vance> Hahaha* Niku price is right failure noise

<@Vance> Awesome<Niku> now give it a trigger<@Lyrai> All those who see the inherent danger of making a trigger that kicks a random person, raise your hand.* @Lyrai handraise<@Vance> Yeah, exactly<@Lyrai> All those who are tempted to let it go through anyway through the sheer amusement of it, raise your foot.* @Vance raises hand and has a boner<@Lyrai> ..<@Lyrai> I said foot.<MetalSlime> That IS his foot* Niku plays a rimshot for MetalSlime

[120106] <Vance> So if I were to bone the florist's daughter, would flowers be expected?[120141] <Zaratustra> I'm fairly sure flowers don't come out of girls when they orgasm no matter their parent's profession

MINUTES OF LIVELY CONVERSATION PASS.

[120340] <Zaratustra> OH vance wants to know if he should send flowers to the girl[120344] <Zaratustra> not if they come out of the girl

<Fredward> Someone, somewhere, has their bank account security question as "What is a man?".<+Drethelin> I do really fucking hate having to make up answers<+Drethelin> last time I tried to access my bank account online I couldn't get in due to forgetting what answer I'd made up for a bullshit question<Xerox> I usually do something like Question: "Can you mash your keyboard?" Answer: "ahdsfoiwhtebgfuaebiuygber"<McFrugal> hehe<+Drethelin> they didn't let me make my own questions<+Drethelin> one of them was "what's the name of your firstborn"<+Drethelin> obviously have no child<Xerox> "Satan".<+Lyrai> I do that always with my Car Insurance password. Make up some question, forget it a month later<+Lyrai> Last month, I went through the forgot password thing.<+Lyrai> Look at the password hint<+Lyrai> It was a Youtube URL.<+Lyrai> So I copypaste it.<+Lyrai> ...<JDigital> ahaha<+Lyrai> I rickrolled myself.

<TedBelmont> I'M DRUNK

<Niku> spectacular spider-man has the most horrific transformations ever for a saturday morning cartoon<Niku> like every single time<+TedBelmont> You know who else has horrific transformations<+TedBelmont> YOUR MOTHER<+TedBelmont> !zing<+Cappy> ZING!<Niku> nah, she's pretty much horrific 24/7<+TedBelmont> Wow, I'm surpruiesed I mananged to type that all out corrctly

<OHakubi> Who needs intellectualism when you have the entire script to Xenogears on your hard drive?

Friday: dork mating rituals are as followsFriday: "hey"Friday: "hey"Friday: "i heard you liked pokemon"Friday: "wanna see mine"Friday: "yeah"Romosome: my charisma's an entire prestige classVance: "Wanna pet my pikachu?"Romosome: would you like to take levels in itFriday: "ok heres my pokemons"Kazz: fridayFriday: "oh hey those are pretty neat"Kazz: i told you to STOP SPYING ON MERomosome: :DFriday: "want to get coffee"Friday: "sure"Friday: 3 days laterFriday: "I FUCKING TOLD YOU BEFORE, YOU HAVE TO GET THE FUCKING EARTH STONE FIRST"Roger: :3Friday: "FUCK YOU YOU TOLD ME I ALREADY HAD IT"Friday: "LISTEN THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT"Romosome: nahRomosome: honestlyVance: Hey FridayRomosome: well maybe I'm wrong nevermindFriday: my point was dork mating rituals are using about video games and then they break up over fetch questsFriday: it's really not funny at allRoger: Fridays cannot pass over running waterVance: Come over. I have candles and heated body oils. And. Uh. I have pokemon, but they're at the store.Friday: sure ok VanceVance: Like a pikachu and a meowthFriday: But only if you promise not to hit me anymoreRoger: FRIDAY IS A SLOOOOT FOR A GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO GIVE MAHSAUGEFriday: RogerVance: Baby you know it's because I care about you but you talk talk talk sometimesRoger: Okay that's any woman :3Friday: RogerKazz: ok soFriday: Let's play actFriday: I'm gonna be the manFriday: and you're gonna be the nerdgirlFriday: Kazz whatKazz: idkRoger: I AM ALWAYS TYPECAST AS THE NERDGIRL*** Roger is now known as Rogerette.Kazz: roger that's impossibleFriday: ok shit I need a manly nameKazz: i've seen your erection*** Friday is now known as BORKCHOPS.Kazz: it was grossBORKCHOPS: Ok HoneyKazz: borkchops is pretty manlyBORKCHOPS: I need you to lay down in front of this hellgorgeRogerette: I'd sleep with a guy named BorkchopsBORKCHOPS: Honey listenBORKCHOPS: we can gab laterBORKCHOPS: I'm on a tight scheduleBORKCHOPS: soBORKCHOPS: if you pleaseKazz: CUTKazz: stop stop stopKazz: borkchopsKazz: you are being far too politeKazz: take it from the top* BORKCHOPS kills KazzRomosome: is it MANLY HOUR*** Romosome is now known as Romosome_Manly.*** BORKCHOPS is now known as Friday.Friday: I'm too tired to be whacky

*Shortly thereafter*

* Rogerette turns her head, glasses having to be pushed back up her face slightly. She brushes some stray hairs away and smiles that goofy grin she's infamous for. Her arms cross over her overdeveloped chest, the downplaying job the sweater is supposed to do ultimately failing. Denim jeans hug her legs, and her shoes are simple all-purpose affairs. She clutches a bag of manga and model kits, fresh on the way to her DRogerette: I meanKazz: OH GODRomosome: only to show me I'm better tthOH MY GOD* Rogerette :3Kazz: I* Romosome hides behind KazzKazz: I HAVE TO GORomosome: NO YOU FOOLRomosome: YOU'RE SHIELDING ME FROM ITKazz: IT'S TOORomosome: fuck I just looked at it again AUGHRomosome: FRIDAY HELPKazz: I'll have to counteract itRomosome: Vance you've got to throw the switchRomosome: seal us off it's the only wayRomosome: do itVance: Sorry, busy.Vance: I'll get to it later, or Roger can do itRogerette: Vance is a cruel and vengeful god.Vance: Roger can you handle it for me please?Friday: hahahaFriday: I think Roger just won #ff* Kazz clutches his raging erection, pounding it furiously with both fists until a mixture of semen and blood erupts forth in a vicious, chunky spray. He falls backward, panting, then grabs a fistful of chest hair and tears it out to calm his nerves. Rolling onto his back, he opens his mouth, and uses his foot to kick a cow so hard that it becomes several steaks, which soar into his mouth in a shower of gore.

<Suibeom> Brass instruments are incredibly weird.<Aintaer> They make sound.<Suibeom> It's easier to makes sound with strings. Or even reeds.<Suibeom> Brass instruments make sound with your face<Aintaer> Suibeom: it's easier to make sounds with your ass.<Aintaer> Kabbage's ass, most specifically, there being an ample supply of it.<Suibeom> More ass means more sound.<Joxam> its a cleaner sound<Joxam> Not really more, just more range.<Joxam> with a well defined tone.<Suibeom> Joxam are you talking about brass or ass?<Joxam> ...<Joxam> I'm not sure

<Kayin> Okay. Seriously. I was just jerking off to a 3d porn game and at the moment of my own orgasm, my computer crashes with crazy heat sirens. It was incredible.

[161211] <Friday> Messing with Romo is like shooting fish in a barrel and the fish are on fire[161218] <Friday> You just point and go[161221] <Friday> "ELEPHANT!"[161234] <Friday> and he starts chasing his tail like some kind of mentally damaged puppy

<+DarkSchneider> yeah?<+DarkSchneider> That's what you get for watching eva again, is aaaaaaagh.<+Popoie> Hey, Kayumi, be nicer<+Popoie> It appears that for dohl, EVA..* +Popoie shades.<+Popoie> Hit a nerv.<+Popoie> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

<Niku> ranma 1/2 could have been the greatest show in the history of the planet<Niku> but then akane cut her hair

<@Romosome> no I like this guy's suggestion better<@Romosome> "<@Romosome> save taxpayers money and just shoot them on the side of the road."<@Romosome> it's budget efficient<Lee-Ham> who is going to pay for the bullets smart guy<@Romosome> their FAMILY<Lee-Ham> and also you'd need construction of corpse ditches along the side of every highway<JDigital> sponsorship deals<@Romosome> sponsorship<@Romosome> THIS EXECUTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY MTN DEW<Lee-Ham> DEW OR DIE

<+Kazz> hey guys<+Kazz> i'm gonna turn on my speech recognizer<+Kazz> I hire us do in<+Kazz> I'm doing pretty good today<+Popoie> how now brown cow<+Popoie> Kazz<+Kazz> I just made a new lets fly<+Kazz> It's all clothing right now<+Popoie> You need to pick a song, and then sing it into the mic.<+Popoie> And then hit enter.<+Kazz> Lining to the Moon and let me play among those stars<+Kazz> Let me see what spring use lie down on Jupiter and Mars<+Kazz> In other words hold nine and<+Kazz> You know there were affected in darling choose mainly<+Kazz> Though my heart with its own and let me as saying for a Vermeulen<+Kazz> You are a long long for all other worship Ventura boulevard<+Kazz> In other warrants please be true<+Kazz> In other words I'm the only new<+Kazz> Thank you

[23:12] <McDohl> JOXAM[23:12] <McDohl> Why do you love me? I want to know what I did so I can try it on a woman this time

<Brentai> ...why do the boards have a new member named Asuka Langley?<ARadioactiveBeartato> Because Asuka was the only suitable pilot that can sync with the Worst Forums EVA

* Kitan (takeit@ip68-1-155-191.mc.at.cox.net) has joined #finalfight<Kitan> chicken wings<Kitan> for breakfast<Kitan> TAKE IT YOU BITCH<MetalBear> Okay.* MetalBear is now known as Brentai<Kitan> whats the first thing<Kitan> you do when you wake up<Brentai> Your mom.<Kitan> shut up dad* Brentai smokes his pipe and smiles.

[17:49] <Cait> http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/21295 ... sour-cream - This is scary.[17:52] <Cait> ...Alright I'm done with this.[17:53] <Cait> Chicks With Dicks Sandwich: A hot dog, topped with cheese, mustard, ketchup and chicken nuggets.[17:53] <Romosome> Very few of that is foodporn anymore[17:53] <Romosome> most of it is some kind of kitchen arms race[17:53] <Romosome> to see who can be more obscene[17:53] <Cait> Sure it is. It's just German foodporn.[17:54] <Cait> "Velveeta Fudge Squares" - Case in goddamn point.

<Frocto> wow is stupid<melonhead> your hat is stupid<Frocto> at least my hat doesn't have 12 million subscribers<MetalSlime> No<MetalSlime> But your mom does

BongoBill: There's just one thing about New Super Mario Bros. Wii that bugs me.BongoBill: It's the characters. I mean, what if the Beatles were John, Paul, Yellow Ringo, and Blue Ringo?BongoBill: What if the Gospels were Matthew, Mark, Yellow Luke, and Blue Luke? What if DNA were made of adenine, cytosine, yellow thymine, and blue thymine?BongoBill: (or, in the case of RNA, yellow uracil and blue uracil)BongoBill: What if the characters of Left 4 Dead were Francis, Bill, Yellow Louis, and Blue Louis (Blouis, if you will)? What if the characters of Borderlands were Roland, Brick, Yellow Mordecai, and Blue Mordecai?BongoBill: What if the points of a compass were north, south, yellow east, and blue east? What if the seasons were spring, summer, yellow autumn, and blue autumn? What if the classical elements were earth, wind, yellow fire, and blue fire?Roger: Propane?BongoBill: What if the Fellowship had Frodo, Sam, Yellow Pippin, and Blue Pippin?

<@Romosome> Coca Cola wants me to give them a picture of my face<@Romosome> so it can profile it<@Romosome> and find faces that look like mine<@Romosome> and then kill me and replace me I guess

<MarsDragon> I plan to sleep for the entire morning of Black Friday<MarsDragon> And then I'll play video games<@Friday> Mars<@Friday> me too<MarsDragon> I'm the best consumer ever<@Friday> lets start a club<Perfect_Bear> I<Perfect_Bear> will join this club<@Friday> ok<@Romosome> um<@Friday> I'm making a website now<MarsDragon> We need a secret treehouse<@Romosome> i'll join too<@Romosome> if it's ok<@Friday> www.whitefriday.com<MarsDragon> No Romos allowed<@Zaratustra> and my axe<@Romosome> ...Friday<@Friday> Sorry, No -- yeah, what Mars said<@Romosome> is that you<@Romosome> in the picture<@Friday> yes<@Romosome> what are you doing<@Friday> :D<@Friday> I am peeking out between two bags<@Romosome> god that face<@Friday> and grinning like an idiot<Perfect_Bear> Over your orange drink<Brentai> You are ALWAYS peeking out between two bags.<@Romosome> you should make that your boards avatar<Soup> Friday likes ORRAAAAHNGGEE<@Romosome> WHY IS ORANGE JUICE YELLOW* Soup is now known as Constantine<@Romosome> IS IT<@Romosome> A LIBERAL PLOT??!?<@Friday> CONSTANTINE<Perfect_Bear> URINE<Yeoz> orange juice is orange o.o<Constantine> FRIDAY<Brentai> Well now it's Yellow Juice.<melonhead> no it isn't<Constantine> URINE TROUBLE NOW

<Friday> oh uh shit<Romosome> shit?<Friday> are you on your laptop<Romosome> yes why<Friday> this link is just like<Romosome> what's up<Romosome> don't<Romosome> go<Romosome> "oh uh shit" if it's just something silly<Romosome> I am easily startled<Friday> no it's nothing startling calm down<Friday> shh<Romosome> what is it<Friday> don't bark<Romosome> show me<Romosome> bark<Friday> no shh it's just a certain size and i'm not sure your laptop can handle it but i guess that's stupid right<Friday> sorry<Friday> i am bad at internet<Romosome> what<Romosome> no that makes no sense just link me<Friday> anyway here<Romosome> you're trolling me I can feel it<Friday> https://userscontent2.emaze.com/images/ ... 5dd0a9.jpg<Romosome> fuck off

<Romosome> oh ok<Friday> did i ever fucking tell you the story<Romosome> of the game?<Friday> about my dad and I at disneyland<Romosome> oh<Romosome> no<Romosome> I don't think you did<Friday> i was thinking about it today<Friday> so this was awhile ago<Friday> i was in LA visiting dad's family<Friday> his brother actually worked for the city council of torrence i think<Friday> my uncle<Romosome> huh<Romosome> that's right near here yeah<Friday> anyway<Friday> my brother and i was were kids and we were upset<Friday> about some fucking cap gun shit<Friday> don't ask<Friday> so our uncle tried to bribe us to be quiet by promising we'd go to disneyland<Friday> so six hours later off we go<Romosome> yay<Friday> but we couldn't get tickets to get in because my fucking dad forgot his wallet<Romosome> shit<Friday> so we were asking people if they had any they would sell us for cheaper<Friday> but nobody had any<Friday> and then I saw another kid next to my brother<Friday> playing with a ticket<Friday> the size<Friday> of a tangerine<Romosome> Fuck you<Romosome> I can't believe you<Friday> hahahahahaha<Romosome> you BICH<Romosome> you can't do that unless you start the story with<Romosome> A LONG TIME AGO<Romosome> I WAS IN BURMER<Friday> oh?<Friday> <Friday> so this was awhile ago<Friday> <Friday> i was in LA visiting dad's family<Romosome> oh my god<Romosome> fuck off<Friday> LOCAL GOVERNMENT<Romosome> he was<Romosome> working<Romosome> for the local government<Romosome> you're insane<Romosome> I can't believe this

20:59 <nosimpleway>: When a student comes into the dining room at work stoned out of their gourd and stands there trying to get a spark through their two-volt brain20:59 <nosimpleway>: going uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh21:00 <nosimpleway>: my new game is to see how many times I can repeat "John Madden John Madden John Madden" to myself before they snap back to reality and say something else.21:00 <nosimpleway>: My high score is four!21:01 <Esperath>: nine nine nine21:01 <Esperath>: nine nine nine21:01 <Esperath>: nine nine nine chicken nuggets pls21:03 <nosimpleway>: *eyes focus, head perks up a little* "Oh, hey!" "Ey, you."

Disco Stu first appeared in "Two Bad Neighbours" in 1996. The humour of his character revolves around the fact he's obsessed with a music genre that was 20 years past its heyday when he first appeared. Today, we're all obsessed with a TV show that is 20 years past its heyday. So isn't there a little Disco Stu in all of us?