What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little ape? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Academy of Cheesemaking, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Daleks, and I have over 30 confirmed companions. I am trained in time navigation and I’m the most important man in all of creation. You are nothing to me but just another ungrateful human. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen since the Last Great Time War, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over a psychic link? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across time and space and your IP is being traced by K-9 so you better prepare for The Oncoming Storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime (literally), and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sonic screwdriver. Not only am I extensively trained in handing out jelly babies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Torchwood and I will use it to its full extent to prevent your miserable ass from ever being born, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” genocide was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** artron energy all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

by studying the origins of all these internet fads I came to the conclusion that the government created them all to see how easily people can be manipulated

swag, ponies, memes, the government started it all. and if you do not do anything about it, they will start they communist plan to plant anti-family and morale ideas on our teenagers, ruining the next generations