“This is how white genocide happens!” said the leader of the protest Andrew Canard. “First, a black baby is born. Second, it’s gonna hear words like “diversity” and “equality.” Then, you get white genocide.”

Austin police monitored the protest saying that they were not allowed to break up the peaceful gathering since there were no laws prohibiting assault rifles in hospitals. Officer Mike Neville did have to step in to assist a protester because he couldn’t figure out how to use his credit card on one of those “newfangled vending machines.”

The protesters insisted that they were not racist, but white babies didn’t have all of the advantages of black ones. Many of the crowd stated that blacks are being born into welfare and public assistance which negatively affects the lives of hard working whites. When the protesters were confronted with the fact that since 1997 black females were the fastest-growing group of entrepreneurs in America, Andrew Canard retorted that drug dealing and prostitution should not count as legitimate businesses.