After touching down in LaGuardia, I made my way outside and bought a ticket for the bus to Newark Airport via a quick change at Grand Central Station in Manhattan. There were a lot of passengers at this time and the first bus came in 10 minutes, however, it was fully booked and so had to wait another 35 minutes or so until a bus arrived to pick us up. We made good time into the city, despite the usual New York traffic.

Upon arrival at Grand Central, I got my bags from the baggage storage at the back of the bus, tipped the driver and made my way to catch the EWR bound bus on the corner of East 41st St and Lexington. It was waiting for departure, so I put my bags on and had a quick smoke before making my way onto the coach. I sat at the back of the bus (like all the naughty kids ) and put some music on.

In no time at all, we were off, circling the block onto 42nd Street and passed Bryant Park, Times Square, a quick stop at the 42nd Street Port Authority Bus Station and then down through the Lincoln Tunnel into New Jersey. My 3rd US State in only 5 hours. After the skyline of Manhattan disappeared from view, we headed down the New Jersey Turnpike. Next stop; Newark!

Park Avenue

Grand Central Terminal with the Metlife Building behind

Bryant Park

Times' Square

High Rise City

Over the Hudson, looking back to the skyline that's inspired so many

The bus that brought me to Newark

Newark Liberty Airport - Terminal C

After grabbing my bags from the coach's hold, I headed inside the terminal to check in. I had to speak to an agent as the self-service machines wouldn't accept my ID-90 ticket. I had been listed onto both the Glasgow and Edinburgh flights, but wanting to make sure I got home, asked which one was emptier.
"Why do you wanna know, huh?" asked the agent
"Oh, just to make sure I get on the flight" I replied
"Well, your bags can only be tagged for one so you need to make a decision yeah?"
"That's why I want to know which one has more seats"
"Oh, um, lemme check..... Glasgow is your best bet, you'll get on that!"
"How many spare seats are there?"
"Can't say exactly but it's your best bet!"
"Oh gee, thanks for the help"

And with that my bags were tagged to Glasgow but with big red "Status Pending" stickers attatched. I was given my SBY boarding card for Glasgow and made my way outside to phone my mum quickly before she went to bed, wishing her a good night and I would see her in the morning. One more Marlboro later, and I was heading towards the longest security line I've ever seen! 35 minutes later however, I was through. I was starving by this point so made my way to the foodcourt along the travelators and past what seemed like hundreds upon hundreds of gates.

I wanted something fatty and all-American, so decided on Smashburger! seeing as I had never heard of it before and the name made me laugh. It took 10 minutes for my order to be ready, and when it was handed to me I took a seat by the window which had a beautiful view over the apron, right next to a UACO 777 which would soon be departing for either Munich or Frankfurt (I forget which)

United/Continental Boeing 777-200 shortly departing for Europe

After finishing my dinner, I made my way around the shops, having a look at all the useless crap available in Airport Souvenir shops the world over. From there it was to the restrooms, the gate (to find out what my status was), then more window shopping, and back outside to view aircraft from the smoking section as I was getting incredibly bored.

Lots of Unicon tails

SQ A340-500 - the longest commercial flight in the world

TAP Air Portugal Airbus A330-200 heading for Lisbon

Soon enough though, it was time to head back through security and on to the gate where boarding for UA16 was about to begin. I watched as our 757 finished loading, and the crew arrived at the gate. Within 10 minutes, a queue had formed at the boarding gate and I went to the desk to ask what the chances of me getting on the flight were.
"I'm not gonna lie to you sweetie, it's not looking good. We're overbooked by 10 and everyone has checked in"
A four letter word beginning with F resounded through my mind
"But stay here and we'll keep you updated" she said with a smile.

Boarding was called around 7pm for the 7:40 departure. The queue got longer and longer and people were slowly but surely processed. The more and more time that passed, the more and more stressed I got. I was actually beginning to sweat thinking I may not make the flight, and ultimately, my mum's birthday. Suddenly I was being called over to the desk.
"We've got 2 passengers connecting from DCA who's flight has been cancelled. They're on the train but they're not going to make it. We can give you one of their seats if you like?"
I wanted to say, "If I like, If I like?! I've been begging to get on the plane for an hour, but no, I'll just stay in Newark now"
Instead, I responded with "Yes! Where are they sat?"

25D and 28B were available, so I asked if I could have 25D, which I found out had already been assigned to me. I would have preferred a window but if I had an aisle at least I could get up and down and use the toilet throughout the flight. I grabbed my boarding card, gave the nice gate agent a hug and sped off down the jetbridge.

With a full 757 about to meet me, I quickly phoned Trent so I could tell him I was on the plane and could avoid the stares of passengers who more than likely thought I was going to be holding up the plane. The local time was now 1938.

I quickly took my seat after stowing my bags and settled in. I was surprised at how comfortable the seats were, especially with the big PTV infront of me, and yet the cabin didn't seem cramped like I thought it might be.

7:40 came and went, so did 7:50 and then 8:00. The captain came over the PA to tell us that a couple of passengers hadn't made the flight yet their bags were in the hold. My guess is if they were Scottish they'd have been found in the airport pub Headphones were also passed out on the ground. I was surprised that they were free! So I took a pair, because I had lost my iPhone ones somewhere between LHR and ATL.

By 8:10pm, with the door closed, we began pushing back towards runway 22R. The engines started up with that lovely Rolls Royce RB211 hum, the flaps were set and the safety demonstration played. We began taxiing quickly to the runway and the cabin was secured for departure.

Personal Television with the moving map

Leg room. Pretty sufficient for this flight

Continental Airlines Headphones - bad quality, but they sufficed for the flight

I was expecting a long queue like I had experienced in JFK before, but at 8:20pm, the double dings chimed and we turned onto the runway. I was looking forward to a typical 757-200 take off, like I had experienced many times before. However, we started off sluggishly, not moving quickly at all. The throttles were advanced to full power and we picked up speed sharply. I saw the lights of the terminal buildings pass us by and the nose began to rise. The wings flexed and we shot into the air. The ground fell away quickly and we turned to the left, then to the right and round 180 degrees to fly out parallel to Newark, over Manhattan and up Long Island. The International Service Manager (ISM) introduced himself and welcomed us onboard, with some detailed information about this evening's flight.

I settled back into my seat and started flicking through the extensive IFE list. Settling first on an episode of Modern Family, followed by some Simpsons. The meal service started halfway through my episode of the Simpsons, but by the time the trolley reached me it had ended. The standard "Chicken or Beef?" was asked, and I went for the Beef dish. The meat itself was quite nice, seasoned with some type of oriental sauce. Tasted a bit like Soy and Sweet Chilli mixed together. The rice however was hard and sticky so I didn't eat much. Starter salad was standard, but much nicer with the dressing poured over it. After dinner was a drinks service, where I opted for a Sprite and a glass of Orange Juice before the trays were cleared in.

The Main Menu of the IFE

Dinner is served

My drinks

After dinner was cleared in, I reclined my seat and watched 'What's your number?'. It was pretty funny, and the handsome Chris Evans gets naked several times so it was right up my street. Afterwards, I tried to sleep for a bit but, despite being absolutely shattered, I just could not nod off. So it was up to the toilet and then a chat with the crew in the galley. They were all original CO crew, and two of them were from Atlanta! After telling them about my holiday, they were both like "Oh honey, you need to let us know when you're back in ATL, we'll take you out for drinks at Blakes!"
What a small world! They plyed me with soft drink for well over an hour, chatting about BA and the differences with flying for a UK carrier. Just as breakfast service was about to begin, I headed back to my seat and snuggled in under my blanket.

The only photo from around the galley I got - an emergency torch

The trolley rolled down the aisle and I was handed a breakfast box with a lovely, warm, long croissant. I wolfed it down as by this point I was starving again, having barely eaten any of my dinner. I was surprised though that it had been started 1h40 out of Glasgow, when really the lights could have been off for another 30 minutes and still the crew would have had an hour two prepare for arrival.

UK landing cards were then handed out and I went back to the washroom to freshen up for landing; a little bit more wax in the hair, wash my face, brush my teeth and spray myself with Abercrombie & Fitch Fierce. I returned to see that we had taken a routing down to be parallel with Dublin, in fact - a little more south - before turning to make a beeline for Glasgow.

Breakfast

Bathroom - with my little bag of goodies on the side

Another poser photo - I still look pretty fresh for having been on the go for 18 hours

An edited photo of the blue rinse flush on this 757. Using Instagram for the arty feel

Moving Map information

Our peculiar routing

The only proof I have of finally being on a 757 with winglets. Some friends and I had gone on a mission to FAO in August 2010 to get one, but it was subbed for a non winglet version at the last minute

We started the descent around 0640BST, 30 minutes out of Glasgow. The seatbelt signs were switched on at 20 minutes to landing and the captain made a quick PA to describe our arrival in Glasgow. We'd be approaching the airport from the South West and straight into the runway. In my head I knew that was runway 05, which meant a good 10 minutes less in the air and an early arrival. The sun was well and truly up now and we passed over Northern Ireland, then onto Mainland Britian near Ayr, a couple of twists and turns with the speed brakes up in order to lose height and speed were made, and then the flaps started coming out. You could really feel this plane slowing down. That's one of the things I love about the 757, they just want to go! I often think of them as excited puppies; "CANWE GO YET?!"
Out of the window you could see the green fields of Western Scotland, with clouds scattered round the sky. I always get a little bit patriotic and emotional when I see Scottish soil. I know then that I'm actually home.

The landing gear came down with a bang and we slowed even more. I prepared myself for landing. The ground got closer and closer and the flaps were moved to their outmost position.

At 0710, United 16 soared in over the piano keys and touched down ever so softly. Reversers kicked in and the speed brakes came up and we slowed quite dramatically, despite the wet runway. We exited on the high speed turnoff and some braking action was applied to get us round the next corner onto the taxi way. A very warm welcome to 'Glasgoww International Airport, Scotland' was given from the ISM and we taxiied quickly to our stand on the international pier, and came to quite a sudden stop. The speed brakes - which had been up since being activated on the runway - came down and the engines were shut off. The seatbelt sign was switched off quite quickly. The door was opened and people rushed towards the exit, through door 2L. I bid adieu to the crew and made my way quickly to passport control. I then collected my bags and headed outside for a well overdue cigarette. All in just 20 minutes after touching down. Heathrow could learn a thing or two

From there, I went off to catch the bus to Buchanan St. Bus Station before my onward connection to home in Whitburn. Sadly my mum hadn't been feeling too well and couldn't pick me up. Plus, she deserved a long lie. It was her birthday after all!

A final look at N12125 - the Boeing 757 is a beauty. My favourite narrowbody aircraft

A sign en route to Passport Control - I had taught Pablo this saying in Cabbagetown, Atlanta after saying "I could drink Vodka till the cows come home"

A final look at Glasgow Airport

Well that's all folks. I hope you've enjoyed my trip reports. I certainly have enjoyed writing them, I must do more. I didn't bother writing one about the BA shuttle flight I took back to London a week later cause they're reported on enough and it's not very exciting.

My next one should be KLM AMS-ATL on the MD-11 in August when I go for Southern Decadence in New Orleans!

Stay safe in the skies guys!

JG

First Class passengers are my favourites. They can't get any further forward without an ATPL.

Great TR. As someone who has been intrigued by the oceanic 75 service. How was it? I was under the impression that the Y cabin could just as well be the non- PTV version that do a lot of the domestic hops.

Great trip report! I am curious on why you didn't fly BA home. Is it cheaper to purchase an ID90 on UA? My airline has a Zed low E-ticket agreement with UA and we can check in at the kiosks now with those.

Great report - ATL is my hometown but in NYC these days; shame you just passed through! Will miss Decadence this year as I'll be in London but it is way too much fun. Let me know if you're ever in this neck of the woods - we can compare CO aka UA stories.

Hey Jordan! Good stuff, nice series of reports. The 757 sure is a handsome bird, and those few pics of NYC make me wanna visit again! Let me know next time you're around AMS, it's been a while since we last met!

nice report to end your mini-series. Glad you made it onto the flight - how much hassle would it have been to get your bags and aim for EDI if you hadn't made it?
A shame you didn't get a window seat, but then, as you say, you were lucky to get on at all.
Some nice shots of NYC passing through.
And nice that you made it home for your mum's birthday - I hope you brought her some gifts from America!

Nice return report, great to see you made the GLA flight. Service does not look that much different than my last CO flight back in August from Newark to Frankfurt.
Going Home, The Star Alliance Way!(by MSS658 Mar 21 2012 in Trip Reports)

Quoting pawsleykat (Thread starter):After grabbing my bags from the coach's hold, I headed inside the terminal to check in. I had to speak to an agent as the self-service machines wouldn't accept my ID-90 ticket. I had been listed onto both the Glasgow and Edinburgh flights, but wanting to make sure I got home, asked which one was emptier.
"Why do you wanna know, huh?" asked the agent
"Oh, just to make sure I get on the flight" I replied
"Well, your bags can only be tagged for one so you need to make a decision yeah?"
"That's why I want to know which one has more seats"
"Oh, um, lemme check..... Glasgow is your best bet, you'll get on that!"
"How many spare seats are there?"
"Can't say exactly but it's your best bet!"
"Oh gee, thanks for the help"

Great report, thank you for sharing it (and embellishing it with the detail we all appreciate : )

I've probably crossed the pond about a half dozen times in 757s; first with Thomas Cook for Canadian Affair, with a few rows of seats removed to give the all-Y cabin 35" legroom (sadly that service is long gone) and then a few times with US. I genuinely enjoy narrow body flights across the pond. No middle block of seating, quick boarding etc etc etc. And who can resist a 757, anyway?

I have been tracking your nice trip and this TR sums it all up! Good work!

I always thought any 757 across the pond was the nightmare, but looks like UA is offering a pretty nice service, plus the big PTV keeps one entertained. Did you feel unconfortable at any time because of flying a narrowbody across the Atlantic? Cramped maybe?

Well, I shall have to give you the award for most exciting toilet picture ever taken on an aircraft

A thoroughly enjoyable trip report just like the previous ones and a great way to end the series. Looks like Continental offer a decent product across the Atlantic and the 757's are suited fine to routes of this length.

I look forward to your next report,

Kev.

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only

I don't have much luck with UA on standby, especially internationally. I had a J & Y Class ZED standby for SFO-FRA a couple of weeks ago but on the night both the FRA and LHR flights were full of UA staff, as well as the usual huge upgrade list.

In the end I flew to MUC with LH, then to get to my ultimate destination, MUC-TXL-AUH with AB.

Last year when I tried UALAX-LHR I also ended up flying LH to MUC, then MUC-CPH-LHR with SK!