Spoof news stories from Wednesday 30 May 2007

Yesterday, a paper was published entitled: "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb". While the location is unclear, the wording leads one to believe the city in question is San Mateo, California, the town which first passed a...

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Atlanta, GA - Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the CDC, has detained TheSpoof.com writer, Cal Jennings, claiming that he had T.B. and had him arrested by the S.S. It has been alleged that Jennings endangered passeng...

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Houston - Food police from President Bush's new Department of Homeland Weight Control arrested two teenagers who were in possession of two cases of Hershey bars, a case of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and 21 ounces of Sn...

California - (Ass Mess): Debra Opri, former attorney to Larry Birlhead who is suing the Californian photographer for unpaid bills of around $500,000 may be seriously undercharging her one time client and undervaluing her services calculated at around...

San Francisco, California - Jubilation quickly turned into worry as marine biologists wokeup this morning only to find the wayward whales, Delta and Dawn, which they had been trying to get to swim back down the Sacramento River, were missing. They we...

(Brooklyn--NY) "It wasn't my son. It was the blue M&Ms. They're Viagra." That's the claim of Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Sr., the father of eleven year old Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Jr., who holds the dubious distincti...

Early this morning an Emergency Rectal Extractor (ERE) Unit was rushed to the White House. Responding to a 911 call the Walter Reed's Military Extraction team's white Hummer screamed through the new White House Stockade Wall's main gate...

We have learned that Michael Vick is also part of an alleged cock fighting ring as well as a dog-fighting ring. This is an interview with a man with first hand knowledge of Vick's cock fighting
Q: How long has Vick been involved in cock fighting?...

If reports are to be believed then it seems Liverpool are on the verge of signing an X1 of world football; Chris Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Messi, Kaka, Gattuso, Buffon etc. In a rare outburst post Champions league final outburst, Sir Rafa complained of...

The eigth series of Big Brother is set to hit our screens this summer and news of the housemates have just been announced. This year there will be a member of the womens' institute and an old granny and a child who is a member of techno beat comb...

Mahatma Gandhi, to show his compassion to the millions of the poor Indians, lived a simple life. His simplicity was interpreted by many to be akin to living in poverty.
Any Indian political leader, by default, becomes a follower of The Great Mahat...

Capitol Hill (Flaming Press)-- Lemming Liberal Democrats (i.e. Libocrats) in both the House and the Senate have unanimously agreed that 'lame duck' President George W. Bush is way too valuable to be let go simply because of c...

A British artist is said to be ready and and willing to a member of the royal family live on TV. A source informed us that this was in protest at the way Prince Philip is possibly perceived by the press and the general public as a cruel bigoted snob,...

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the Final Frontier - In New Delhi, India, discussions are underway to reveal to the people of Earth that UFOs are real. After the aliens placed the map of the United Federation of Planets on their Google website, they l...

An anonymous source within the Department of Defense stated today that, in the interest of improving America's image abroad, the songs associated with each branch of the uniformed services will be changed from the current ones, which are reaction...

West Point, New York (FP) Vice President Dick Cheney delivered the commencement speech at West Point Academy to the graduating class during which he criticizing the Geneva Convention and the United States Constitution while checking his email on his...

Hollywood (Spoof News) Lindsay Lohan has decided to take the advice of both her publicist and her attorney, and to plead no contest to the charges of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of a crime. Lohan also spoke wi...

Rosie O'Donnell in her last monologue on "The View" claims the World Trade Center was destroyed by a bomb on 9/11/2001 and not by the aircraft video taped crashing into the buildings. She went on to claim that she herself was a conspir...

Republican Presidential candidate and well-known moron Mitt Romney announced today that if he were elected President he would give his Presidential salary to charity. Upon hearing this a stunned President George Bush remarked: "I get to blow s...