Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I've had Cuban palmetto bugs big enough to knock on my door. One night I shared a 5 br/3 bath house with one. He stayed in the Family Room, and I repaired to the master bedroom clear on the other side of the house. I found him the next day lying on his back waving his feet in the air.