>Run up the stairs
>Run into the bathroom
>Slam the bathroom door and lock it
>run to toilet and sit down
>scream in pain
>realize there was a plunger in the toilet and now in your ass
>bleed internally and start to crawl in pain
>Open the door
>get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

>Run upstairs to ****.
>Burst in, flip up the lid.
>Lean back to ****.
>Bursting, so commence ******** right away.
> Diarrhea all of a sudden.
>Accidently lifted up the toilet seat.
>Fall into toilet, covering ass and thighs in watery ****.