At your table, the badass dun-clad female says in tribal-accented sirihish, putting on a piping voice, incongruous not the least because it doesn't get rid of her rasp: "'Oh, I killed me a forest cat!' That's nice; I wiped me bum after taking a shit.

Burglars get cockroach familiars that can scout out an apartment to see if anyone's home.

Ooooo...familiars.

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At your table, the badass dun-clad female says in tribal-accented sirihish, putting on a piping voice, incongruous not the least because it doesn't get rid of her rasp: "'Oh, I killed me a forest cat!' That's nice; I wiped me bum after taking a shit.

Rukkians should never fail to forage a rock. It might be a useless rock. But they should always find one.

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At your table, the badass dun-clad female says in tribal-accented sirihish, putting on a piping voice, incongruous not the least because it doesn't get rid of her rasp: "'Oh, I killed me a forest cat!' That's nice; I wiped me bum after taking a shit.

For every time the word puss/boil/scab/lesion appears, the PC should get +1 stealth -1charismaFor every time the word short/wimpy/runty/scrawny/underdeveloped appears the PC should get a +1 hide -1 strength.For every time the word tubby/lardass/gutastic/jellyroll/sweat-seam appears the PC should get a +1 bash -2 agility.

I guarantee we could completely change the face of the PC populace this way.

At your table, the badass dun-clad female says in tribal-accented sirihish, putting on a piping voice, incongruous not the least because it doesn't get rid of her rasp: "'Oh, I killed me a forest cat!' That's nice; I wiped me bum after taking a shit.

At your table, the badass dun-clad female says in tribal-accented sirihish, putting on a piping voice, incongruous not the least because it doesn't get rid of her rasp: "'Oh, I killed me a forest cat!' That's nice; I wiped me bum after taking a shit.

Vivudians are masters of illness, and truly master ones can create illnesses with varying effects, ranging from temporary baldness, to vomiting blood, to even beneficial effects like increased metabolism which leads to healing faster at the cost of getting hungry more often.