Do People Function Better Drunk Or Stoned?

Buzzfeed hilariously tried to answer the age old question: do people function better drunk or stoned? They took one dude, got him drunk one day and stoned another, and ran him through a series of similar tests including talking to someone on the phone, doing exercise, catch balls, following instruction, drawing, and more.

The test proved, for this one guy, that people can supposedly function better when they’re stoned. Except for the fact that whilst stoned, the dude parked in a tow-away only zone and got his car towed away.

The moral of the story? Do drink and/or get high and drive. Seriously.