I’M JUST SAYIN’

Ok, even though like, it seems no one reads this Blog (and that in no way is meant to offend neither my very supportive brother in law John, nor my mom) it’s funny that sometimes people will make a comment relative to having read it. Two people (besides my Mom) have made comments about the previous posting “Don’t Be That Guy” (which talks about pompous, arrogant-without-cause customers who use flawed sites like Yelp to feel better about themselves. See below if you wish)

“That guy” said some stupid stuff. And, apparently the few people who read this blog are interested in the stupid stuff that customers say.

Here’s one of my all time favorites, heard at Marty’s Arena; “the beer is watered down”. This one kills me. Where, I always wonder do these prognosticators think that the water is introduced into the beer? Does Budweiser brew the beer for the ballpark with extra water? (no) Do the kegs get delivered, then the offending establishment figures out how to somehow get water into that (sealed) keg? (no) Or maybe, they put some water in the cups, before they fill them with beer? (no) Case in point; Unless you drink your keg beer on ice, it’s not “watered down”. Ever. Trust me on this one.

Here’s a beauty, on the other end of the spectrum. Not stupid, but definitely different;

This wasn’t a customer, on this occasion anyway, but its worthy of sharing; At a recent wedding, at dinner, I told the grooms mother how terrific she looked, and that I loved her hair. She shared with me that she also had her nails and toes done, but “didn’t have enough time for a wax”.