Thursday, July 21, 2005

Whiners

Earlier today, my coworkers were bantering over the cube walls about who was doing the most whining. Eyal was whining that Greg was whining and vice-versa. To settle the dispute, I piped up, also over the cube walls,

"You know what I do with whiners ? I b*tchslap them !"

Right as our boss walked by.

Uh-oh. Deer in the headlights. Speechless. Waiting for my boss to dish out the very same punishment that I had just threatened. Instead, a big smile crossed his face as he applauded our exchange, and said,

"That's the spirit ! I like that attitude ! Now go find some bugs in our software !"

About Me

I am a Network Engineer for a large technology company in Silicon Valley. I am also a certified EMT and volunteer for the Emergency Response Team at my work. This blog details my experiences and my life in all my various roles.