This morning my coworker came in with a big bag of McDonald's breakfast food and I was all like

And he gave me one of these and I was like

And then one of my other coworkers didn't want his so they were all like HEY CHRIZA YOU WANT THIS and I was all like SHO NUFF so I had two

And then at lunchtime I wasn't hungry anymore but I wanted a drink so I went to the convenience store to get a cold refreshing Gatorade and a 5 Hour Energy and the fat chick at the counter held out a box and was all like HEY YOU WANT SOME FREE PEANUTS and I was all like WUT and the box was full of little bags of Planter's peanuts, every variety