funny. I was going to qualify my earlier post and say “yes, there is indeed such a thing as a real lesbian, but for every woman who actually is emotionally and physically attracted to women more than (or indeed apart from) men, there are several who took a college clbum from some “strong, empowered” woman professor and started experimenting and soon enough OMG GIRLS ARE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER for about two years until you’re old enough that the male libido begins to subside and we begin to get the knack of what y’all like.

LOOK AT ME GUYS I TOOK A FEW COLLEGE CLbumES AND NOW I’M GAY.

i live in a college town, and we call them LUGs: Lesbians Until Graduation.