1. Peed in a cup, dancing both before and after said act.
2. Ate a moldy sandwich (by accident).
3. Pulled a cat out of the toilet, the sink, the bathtub, the butter, and the dryer. Same cat.
4. Spilled a pound of salt on my shoes.
5. Forgot the date and year twice in the space of 5 minutes.

Not nearly as cool as some of hers, but hey, it’s all about amusing myself, right?