The only problem was that instead of “singles”, Barry heard “seagulls”.

Yep, those annoying winged scabs who seem to have been put on this Earth purely to make you feel uncomfortable while eating chips at the beach.

[Via American Broadcasting Company]

And as well as that whole “sacrificing their dignity to pester innocent strangers for snacks” thing, there are a lot of differences between seagulls and randy unpartnered adults looking for some lovin’.

Take, for example, the stark difference between what each category of being would love to find in a ball pit.

What one group would love, the other would hate.

A seagull would have no use for a pit full of sensual oils or Nora Jones CDs.

And while seagulls would love to dive into a vat of fish, it wouldn’t have the same “come and get it” effect on the singles.