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Sam should've known. Really. He was smarter than this.

Written for no_regrets_coyote when we were talking and this came up: "Sam gets an email for Chuck, reads it and at the end Chuck is like "Could you stop your brother from having sex with the former angel of the Lord, that would be great, thanks" and Sam being at first confused because he had no idea that they were together."

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Commander Shepard and Major Alenko are hopeless. Everyone on the Normandy thinks so.So the crew comes up with a plan so harebrained it may actually work. After all, stranger things have happened on the Normandy.

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this was written for a kinkmeme fill

Dean is trying to hide it, whenever his demonic side surfaces. But Sam found out that demons run hotter than humans. So he takes an anal thermometer and takes Dean temperature, whenever he thinks Dean is lying to him.

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Advanced krav maga instructor Erik Lehnsherr has no fucking time or patience for newbies, but when Hank can’t take the beginners class for the next month or so because he’s off being a complete and utter nerd in Massachusetts, Erik’s saddled with teaching Krav Maga 101: Baby Badasses in Training.

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There are moments, when he, rather pathetically, forgets about this agreement he has with himself, or his head or heart or whatever, and nearly keels over and dies - or, like that one time, when he told Colin his bone structure was the finest carving art in the world done by angels, or that other time when he threw a tantrum that he wants to room with Colin instead of Tony and studiously ignored the way others gave him high eyebrows or knowing smiles, or just that one time when he got really smashed and nearly asked Colin to sit on his face.

But really. Those were extraordinary circumstances with unfortunate ideas/results and Bradley isn't necessarily proud of them. (Apart from the sit on my face one, he thinks that would be quite gloriously filthy and would bring much joy to both of them.)

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"The whole of Skyholds been watching you two make kissy faces at each other for weeks. You're talk of the castle ya know. Some nobles were talking about bloody wedding hats when they caught Cullen with an empty bottle of wine and your lipstick on his cheek the other day." Sera snorted.

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Ten little Soldier boys journey to Soldier Island off the coast of Devon to face their judgement… rightly so? In this pre-war era of 1939, one by one someone in their very presence delivers their death. When you have no one, and nothing to go to – in utter isolation - who can you trust?

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Attack On Titan Modern AU in which the survey corps is a large branch of the police force. Planned EreRi. Yaoi, possible smut.

Humour was an attempted addition to the story with most of the characters stereotypes clung to gravely. Ex: Erwin's eyebrows and Levi's personality were overly stressed in an attempt at humour. Not sure if it works but that was the intent.

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He no longer felt comfortable being around the young hedgehog, that was selfish he knew, but he couldn't help it.

Knuckles knew Silver as a strong independent hyper little brat, not the timid , quiet, emotional train-wreck he knew now. Seeing his 'nephew' have a panic attack from being touched on the cheek made him so uneasy.