#5: No! Look! They're not extinct!! The last three Democrats in America!

MFG

#4: Guy in blue explaining why they're there to support Cindy: "I'm blind, Johnny here ain't too smart, an' poor ol' Frank back there... well he got a flag pole stuck up his butt... and it's all George Bush's fault!"

DON

#3: Earl (left) washes his hands after loading the rectal flag launcher while Jeb (right) sites the target and James (center) prepares to launch his 'tribute to the troops.'

Special Ed

#2: Disconsolate after learning the "Jerry Garcia Comeback Tour" was just a hoax, Chakra, Coyote and Thyme head back to their parents' basements.