Ed Milliband's address to the party conference was interrupted today as the conference hall was stolen mid speech by an unruly collection of locals.

'Ed was in fine form,' Stated one conference attendant 'They took the cameras first, the stage went down next and we had to watch in horror as they wrestled Ed to the ground tok his cuff links and threw his shoes into a bush,'

'We need to be tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime,' Ed later said 'We have a deficit in this country and if we're going to start selling assets why not start with Liverpool itself?'