What would this traditional American holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate the most in life - in our case, some of the biggest turkeys we've had the privilege of covering this year.

The new cover of New York Magazine pretty much sums up what the former New York Governor - replaced as of yesterday - was thinking when he sacrificed his political career, and possibly much more, by boinking high-priced hookers.

Out of a job as of Monday, and unlikely to engage in any further sordid love trysts with Kristen (since she has been outed as Ashley Alexandra Dupre), disgraced New York Governor Eliot Spitzer will be forced to explore other avenues.