Would You Like An $80 Stick With Which To Take Selfies Of Your Butt?

Bathroom mirrors got you down? Are you tired of always having to make awkward explanations to ER doctors about how you injured yourself trying to take a picture of your butt for your Instagram feed? Unable to tell if that sore on your ass is infected or what, and don’t feel like asking a friend? Wondering if your yoga pants are see-through and everyone in your Vinyasa class is secretly laughing at you (literally) behind your back?

I’m glad these people have found something they enjoy in life. Everyone needs a hobby! I guess all I can say is that I really, really, really am looking forward to the infomercial for this, particularly if it involves a black and white montage of people getting concussions on bathroom sinks trying to take photos of their butts without the help of “The Belfie.” [Belfiestick.com]