Sunday, 13 September 2009

I Can't Wait To See What The Feminists Make Of This...

Judge Anthony Goldstaub QC sentenced Stuart Wood for seven years for the attack, then told him: 'You have turned to Islam and this promises well for your future, particularly as you are now an adherent of a religion which respects women and self-discipline.'

I don't think any further comment is required...

But boy, didn't April 1st come round quickly!

It is a joke. Isn't it? I mean, it must be. Mustn't it?

Update: Thanks to 'Woman on a Raft' in the comments, we can see this judge has some odd ideas when it comes to sentencing.

Brown's counsel, Clare Ashcroft, told the court that the "toxic" relationship between Brown and his victim the mother of one child by him and five with other dads meant they were "not able to live in close quarters with each other".

But Miss Ashcroft continued: "He has now stopped drinking to excess and is interested in working out in the gym and playing golf."

So, what does he use for assault on his girlfriend next time? A driver? A nine-iron?

Seriously the guy in this report will probably never be fit to be let out but I still couldn't kill him and walk away smiling. I know lots of people might say they could and a very few might actually enjoy making him suffer for as long and as much as possible before they were personally responsible for his death. Guess I won't be putting my application forward for the next available executioners post then.

Hang on, WoaR looking at your guy how is that DV? Your guy just assaulted someone there was nothing domestic about it. WTF is the definition of DV anywho? Who care where it happens, if they know each other or if it man on man, man on woman or even beggar the thought woman on man violence is violence isn't it?

Mike. "North, what do you think would this judge make of a homosexual feminist Muslim on crack that murdered her ex-husband's children from his new Christian family? Burn or reward?

#1.She's Muslim - trumps everything. Reward.

But nobody goes home empty-handed.

#2. She's a woman and as long as she's not been raped by a Muslim she's a real and therefore valuable woman, and that's a Brucie Bonus. Reward.

#3. Homosexual. By definition a designated victim as long as not a conservative or Christian or one of the other always-villains unless outbid byIslamophobic group. Reward.

#4. Feminist. Likewise above reproach unless 'controversial' or 'former feminist' who's noticed that golfers and white husbands aren't necessarily the worst people in the world and who consequently criticised a higher-rated victim group, such as officially misogynist homosexuals, Muslims, or the Malefactors OF No Appearance. Reward.

5#. Crack addict. Are you joking, man? She's vulnerable and therefore committed her alleged offence under the influence during her lifelong battle against putting illegal drugs into her body. Reward.

6#. Divorcee. Can you blame her for losing her lifelong battle against wanting to kill the selfish man who left her for whatever reason (it can't be the other woman's fault unless she's a proven Tory).' Reward.

7#. Child killer. Tricky one, as this case is complicated, but you'd have to weigh up the harm done to women by Christianity over the centuries with the fact that the capitalist system has often led women to kill their children for lack of proper housing, education, and child care. I can't bring myself to say reward here, but I'd be happy to see any sentence suspended or served in the community to be fair. Possibly in the infanticide community.

Pavlov's Cat: I'd say that shows remarkably poor fire discipline on behalf of the shot American's colleagues: if an Islamokazi shoots one of your guys for doing something as innocuous as drinking water during one of his bullshit ceremonies, you shoot him sufficiently often from sufficiently close range that major skull plates fly off his head. You do NOT leave him alive. If we don't punish these fuckers for infractions against being a human being they are never going to learn.

Anon, nope, sorry to disappoint, it’s not me. And, I gladly drift in and out of what you may consider complete relevance. It’s the only way to fly for me, that and I perhaps don't always treat everything life so seriously, hey ho. Not going to apologise btw