'''Long''' before the events of [[N00b r0xx0r]] occured in [[1290]], in the '''very''' early days of the [[Internet]], in the summer of 1409, (only 17 months after it's creation) the large scale '''Internet Wars''' broke out between [[Al Capone]], [[Al Gore]], and the almighty prince of darkness, [[Ronald Reagan]].

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'''Long''' before the events of [[N00b r0xx0r]] occured in [[1690]], in the '''very''' early days of the [[Internet]], in the summer of 1209, (only 17 months after it's creation) the large scale '''Internet Wars''' broke out between [[Al Capone]], [[Al Gore]], and the almighty prince of darkness, [[Ronald Reagan]].

Much money was available for these hard hitters as Prohibition had recently been introduced, legislating against the trade of erotica and other visual stimuli.

Much money was available for these hard hitters as Prohibition had recently been introduced, legislating against the trade of erotica and other visual stimuli.

[[File:300px-Stosstrupp 2.jpg|thumb|left|An image of the war]]

[[File:300px-Stosstrupp 2.jpg|thumb|left|An image of the war]]

Latest revision as of 17:23, February 1, 2011

Long before the events of N00b r0xx0r occured in 1690, in the very early days of the Internet, in the summer of 1209, (only 17 months after it's creation) the large scale Internet Wars broke out between Al Capone, Al Gore, and the almighty prince of darkness, Ronald Reagan.
Much money was available for these hard hitters as Prohibition had recently been introduced, legislating against the trade of erotica and other visual stimuli.

An image of the war

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Due to the banning of Dildos, Buttplugs and other similar objects, everyone (except the rich) started to migrate to the internet, as it was the only human-occupied part of the galaxy where porn was still legal, but a group calling themselves "la Résistance française" (the French Resistance) decided to take over the internet and basically turn it into a new France, but those who opposed the French went to war with them to keep it under american ideology.

This was a battle between the leaders, however the cheating French through a bomb at a wall! very naughty. __ ___ _____ _____ ___ __ _____ ____ _____ ______ __ __ _______ ____. Afterwards, Soliders came in and they battled in the area that would eventually become Wikiland, so this was a crucial moment for later history.

As The french resistance began to invade in December 1209, Only the frontline could keep it safe now, however a man called "Bob Dole" appeared, and through an intense battle of wits, Fighting and fish magnets, finally managed to kill off the french and they surrended, and the head of the french resistance was booted out permanently from The Earth empire, making him the first person to be Banned from the Internet.

Bob then became King of the Internet. All further conflict over the future of the internet was put down by Bob, who rules to this day with an iron fist. Bob has become one with the Internet, and now has the power to destroy the universe. He doesn’t, because he spends all his time with virtual girls.