Darryl: Well, you listen to me, Pee-wee Herman. Making prank phone calls is against the law! If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd take you downtown and throw ya into jail! And you'd have a criminal record for the rest of your life. Would ya like that?

Pee-wee: Uh, no, sir. I mean, no, officer!

Policeman: Yeah. All right. I'll let you go this time. But next time, you're goin' to jail.