Lowell Sanders

Heres some advice: You should never date girls younger than your socks

According to comedian Lowell Sanders, the War on Terror isnt something just being waged in the Middle East  its been going on for a long time on the home front. My mother was a terrorist. It was Code Orange in my house every day growing up, he remembers. But hes still fascinated by suicide bombers. These are people who kill themselves and kill everybody else around them. How do you get people to do that? he marvels. I cant get three people to help me move.

Although hes old enough to remember comedy albums on vinyl, that hasnt stopped Sanders from stepping out with younger ladies. The girl Im dating right now is so young, she thinks Earth, Wind & Fire are Power Rangers! he says. Wonder what shed think of the Village People? 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday, 7, 9 and 10:45 p.m. Saturday, and 7 p.m. Sunday. Laff Spot, 17776 Tomball Parkway. For information, call 281-955-9200 or visit www.laffspot.com. $15.
Jan. 2-4, 2009