The Oatmeal is one of the most popular webcomics on this whole interconnected fax-machine-and-hair-dryers network we call the "inter-net." And it must be paying off pretty well for Mr.Oatmeal, because he has a Tesla. And he freaking lovesit.

Seriously, this thing is like a big mash note/unpaid advertisement for Tesla — the man loves his car, and that's great.

Anyway, it's got some good wildly over-the-top hyperbole in there and all the trademark butt cheeks you could want, so there's that. And a luck dragon humping a Ferrari.