The Joke’s On You If You Don’t Take Up This Maid Service

A new guy moves in to a small, dorm-like block. The corridor is short enough to see the other guy at the other end poke his head through the door to see what’s up. He can also see his own reflection in the well-polished floor. This, dear readers, is no ordinary dorm. There are girls there too and you know how they are. They like to keep things clean and tidy. But guys, let’s be honest, while they love to multi-task, they sometimes get into a muddle and nothing gets done at the end of the day.

With no disrespect meant and in a well-meaning way, the guys joke about this for a moment. But then the new guy just had to ask. Just how do they manage to get it right? Just how does this block, and look at the floors, manage to stay this clean. The other guy says; well it’s like this. To make sure that everything stays this clean, we get to hire the help. You mean like saucy maids in black uniforms and frilly cotton aprons, the other guy asks hopefully.

No, not quite. But this maid service Bethesda team does come highly recommended. Hire them to take care of the mess in your room or apartment and you’ll get to see it like this. Like the rest of the building, the hallways and the windows too. All spotlessly clean. The joke’s really on you if you don’t hire them. And yes, they do wear uniforms, but it’s their badge of honor. They really do take pride in their work. They’re nice and respectable too.

No nonsense with this team, so don’t you go trying any funny business with them.