Joan Rivers Roasted: The Best One-Liners

Comics crush Rivers at Comedy Central roast, and she laughs the hardest

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Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers like laughing at themselves almost as much as they enjoy hurling hurtful insults at others.

You know how comedians always say that when they're around each other they have to pull out the most offensive material possible to make each other laugh? I guess these roasts are a televised example of that.

Anyway, aside from that, the Comedy Central roast was fine, overall. Here were the few jokes that actually made me laugh during the mind-numbingly lengthy roast last night.

"You've been stitched up thousands of times, but you're still sad to look at. You're like the AIDS quilt." -- Greg Giraldo, Re: Kathy Griffin.