Woodchuck is de best beta Dan all de rest
Da gel next 2 me really stinks
Maybe I shud spray sum lynx
2 us she looks like a freak
And is a bit of a geek
She thinks she is real hard
But all she is is a tub of lard!!

yo mamma so ugly she made a blinde kid cry.
yo mamma so poor i picked up a skate bored she said put down my car.
yo mamma’s cooking is so horrible that when her son steped on a cockroach she said now what are we going to do for dinner.
yo mamma so bald she had to use rice to roll her hair.
yo mamma is so bald that her hair is unbewiveble.
yo mamma so fat she had to get baptiesed in seaworld.
yo so fat when she sat on the tolit she had to look at a map to find her butthole.
yo mamma so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and a old lady said TAXI!!!

and we ment unbeweavable.
who ever put beyonce down on here did you know that yo mamma’s legs are so ashy that she walked in the church and the pastor said i love your stockings.nobody talks about B-E-Y-O-N-C-E YOU GET THAT BEYONCE.WORD AND RESPECT.

yo momma like a chicken coop cocks flying in and out of her all day long.
yo momma like a bowling ball gets picked up thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can one day i asked her what she was doing she said moving

your mamas so fat she had to use a boomerang for a belt buckle ..your mam so fat she had to use the world got a belt buckle …your mama so ghetto when she brest feed collaide comes out .. your mamms so fat her pinky toe caused the floods .. your mammas so fat when she whers here X coat a helicopter trys to land on her!! ahaha

your momma so stupid she stuck a telephone up her ass and said she was making a booty call…. your momma so fat she ask the clerk for a texas size waterbed and he told her throw a blaket over the ocean…. your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale swam up beside her and said we are family even though you bigger than me. lol:)

Yo mama’s so fat that when she wears heals she digs for oil… Yo mama’s so ugly that she makes road kill look good… Picture this, Yo mama is lieing downon the beach with her tan lines and her fat lobs hanging over her swim wear, then all of a sudden the lifeguard turns around and shouts “BEACHED WHALE”!

Yo mamma’s p**** is so hairy, that when her first child was born, it died of rugburn! …………….. Your mum’s like a hoover, she blows, she sucks, and gets laid in the closet! Hahahahahahahaha! 🙂 Lol!! Love your jokes! Will defo use these on the boys who think there hard at my skool. <3<3<3<3