ITLR- You always pay for it

the “Herbivore” post reminded me of something a friend went through. i was really surprised to see that post take off the way it did.

back in NO, my best friend was a Hawaiian kid whose parents were japanese. he was a VERY cool and laid back guy. well i was out with him one night and i called my answering machine (remember those) to check my messages. well i had a message from my girl brooke. brooke was a stripper at larry flynt’s hustler club on bourbon. well her BF was a bar back and once in a while he’d give me a beer. i knew 90% of the local girls working there. but there was a catch.

i wasn’t paying the $10 cover charge and i wanted a parking spot. she hooked me up everytime.

i told i’d come but i’m hanging with a friend and she told me to bring him along. she’d put our names on the list so we could walk right in. well, the girls LOVED my boy. he’s quiet, almost sheepish and shy and the girl adored him. pretty soon girls were asking me to bring him back to the club. now i never tipped the girls. i was just there to hang out with brooke. well, when you know the girls personally, the other dancers take notice of you and you are taken out of “customer” status. needless to say, eventually slept with a few of the dancers. brooke would do 90% of the work for me. being in the navy took are of the rest. (9/11) was still fresh in everyone’s head.

one of the girls i poked asked me about my friend and his relationship status. when i explained his antisocial lifestyle. next time i took him to the club a girls offered to home with him

for $150.

guess what he did. a few of the guys in the clinic talked shit about him. and i rationalized. “he’s using condoms and he only done it 2-3 time.” then i reminded him that he had a gf and asked how much of his money does he spend on her. silence. “Yeah he’s paying her, but most guys will drop over $200 in dates before getting laid.” lesson being.

if you’re getting the pu-na-ni, you are in some way, breaking bread. only a small percentage of men (read, guys that know game) get access to sex without paying. or paying very little.

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I had a friend who dated a stripper (incidentally a girl I went to school with), and while I never heard of any actual cash transactions, the staggering amounts of goods and services she ‘required’ were, well, staggering. He had to get a second job.

No strings attached sex with a hot stripper for 150$? Hell, if he wants to go for it more power to him. Dunno if I’d do it, but it’s stupid to look down on a guy when he’s probably getting better sex for cheaper than most people are.

I had a co-worker at an old job, decent looking guy, made okay cash, funny, who was dating what we now call a land whale, (5’6 and at least 250 pounds,) with a drinking problem and the personality of a PMSing Mr. Hyde. He eventually ended up marrying her. The wedding cost 20k, and he lost out on a promotion because he took too much time off from work to plan it. Who’s worse off, the guy who’s blowing half a year’s net wages and putting his career at risk so he can play Captain Ahab and ram his harpoon up the dank hole of the White Whale, or a guy who’s spending 1 or 2 days wages to sleep with a hot stripper?