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Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary. This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball.

During a recent Philadelphia Phillies game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, commentator Sarge Matthews was explaining…..well….we aren’t sure what he was explaining, but when you mention “jerk off the balls”, “let this guys here jab you”, and “if it comes, it comes”, you can only begin to assume.