Mr. Know - It - All

Here at the Murphy NexusTM we felt the need to provide a forum so that our members could have all their impossible questions answered, a final arbiter for all disputes large and small, our own gnomon of fact. Mr. Know-it-all (not his real name) is a tireless researcher in the field of science, and a frequent contributor to the Journal of Scientific Endeavor. He has a half a dozen degrees in various fields of study and is a member in good standing of the select IPS (International Polymath Society). So, without any more embarrassing puffery, we give you the good Mister: