This is a call to arms, we must ban these dangerous Assault Knives. there is no reason to have a knife that can cut people deep enough to kill them. everyone should be happy and able to manage with a 1 inch blade, and anything longer should only be available only to licensed professionals who need them for their jobs, people like chefs.who are trained to properly use knives. Look at the statistics, 90% of people will cut themselves with their own knives by accident, that number jumps to 150% of people if you count children who get their hands on their irresponsible parents knife blocks that aren't locked up with safety devices..

TommyJReed:This is a call to arms, we must ban these dangerous Assault Knives. there is no reason to have a knife that can cut people deep enough to kill them. everyone should be happy and able to manage with a 1 inch blade, and anything longer should only be available only to licensed professionals who need them for their jobs, people like chefs.who are trained to properly use knives. Look at the statistics, 90% of people will cut themselves with their own knives by accident, that number jumps to 150% of people if you count children who get their hands on their irresponsible parents knife blocks that aren't locked up with safety devices..

naughtyrev:TwoHead: kronicfeld: I wonder what a comparative study would reveal about the relative fatality rate of a knife-wielding assailant versus a gun-wielding assailant?

Oh, wait, I don't wonder that at all.

A crazed gunman has to stop to reload but that maniac with a knife never runs out of ammo. Guns, as our nation's founders intended, are inherently safer by far.

Think about how long it would take me to reload a tank, and I'd probably need help with operating it. That's even safer. I want a government issued tank.

Fark that, I saw we need silo-based ICBMs. Think about how long it takes to build those things, and how difficult they are to maintain properly! Sure, you could use one, but it'd take you so long to reload that bystanders would definitely jump you before you detonated the second nuclear weapon.

HMS_Blinkin:naughtyrev: TwoHead: kronicfeld: I wonder what a comparative study would reveal about the relative fatality rate of a knife-wielding assailant versus a gun-wielding assailant?

Oh, wait, I don't wonder that at all.

A crazed gunman has to stop to reload but that maniac with a knife never runs out of ammo. Guns, as our nation's founders intended, are inherently safer by far.

Think about how long it would take me to reload a tank, and I'd probably need help with operating it. That's even safer. I want a government issued tank.

Fark that, I saw we need silo-based ICBMs. Think about how long it takes to build those things, and how difficult they are to maintain properly! Sure, you could use one, but it'd take you so long to reload that bystanders would definitely jump you before you detonated the second nuclear weapon.

Plus, have you seen War Games?

Chances are that your partner in the silo is going to puss out anyway.

Frozboz:Kid with a knife = 20 kids with serious, but non-life threatening injuries.Kid with a gun = 20 dead kids

Right, that's why people shot by cops, who are supposedly professionals and thus trained and proficient in firearms manipulation and shot placement, never, EVER survive.

Guns = killmachines. No wounding shots, ever. Especially when used by wigged out, untrained, pre-pubescents who's only exposure to pulling the trigger involved clicking a mouse while badmouthing others on the internet.

/pants-on-head retarded statement is retarded//unless that was a troll///in which case, well done.

TommyJReed:This is a call to arms, we must ban these dangerous Assault Knives. there is no reason to have a knife that can cut people deep enough to kill them. everyone should be happy and able to manage with a 1 inch blade, and anything longer should only be available only to licensed professionals who need them for their jobs, people like chefs.who are trained to properly use knives. Look at the statistics, 90% of people will cut themselves with their own knives by accident, that number jumps to 150% of people if you count children who get their hands on their irresponsible parents knife blocks that aren't locked up with safety devices..