Vostok Inc. Nintendo Switch Card

£12.99 GBP

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We know you love money, so we are pleased that you have decided to become the new CEO of Vostok Inc. To welcome you to your role as a greedy, space-capitalist, we’ll send out your new corporate credit card. You Jabba believe it’s easy to activate your employment with a Nintendo Switch, and start your role taking over planets like Mars or the recently redeclared and Nintendo Switch exclusive, Pluto (it was a planet anyway...)

Your membership to the bank of Vostok Inc. grants you access to the world’s first action arcade twin-stick clicker! Raise some start-up capital by blasting enemies, asteroids and anything else that gets in your way; then embrace your new found quest for Moolah as you colonise, explore and exploit over 40 planets across six unique solar systems. Harvest planetary resources and rescue executives to multiply your profit margin, all while you stay blissfully entertained with a whole host of captivating retro mini games that will keep you coming back for more. Battle your way through each solar system and take down evil bosses. Enjoy a thumping customizable synth soundtrack, then kick back, relax and let the Moolah roll in! Become filthy, stinking rich!

We hope you enjoy your new role at Vostok Inc, sir. Live long and be prosperous! #VostokInc