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Thursday, August 14, 2014

12 Surefire Ways To Know You're Pregnant

1. You feel sicker than usual in the morning2. It was foretold in the prophecy3. Paparazzi following you to OBGYN appointments4. Clothes getting tighter and you've run out of other excuses5. In-laws suddenly interested in your health6. You're on maternity leave7. You get punched by a tiny fist in the middle of the night8. Body feels like it's inhabited by an alien9. Current heir to the throne plotting your demise10. Your lust for human flesh is replaced with a craving for pickles11. Feeling lots of side effects but don't remember taking any drugs12. Dreaming of baby names that rhyme with Nutty Cow