The all-round dumbest gotcha of the campaign?

So far, at least. (Six months to go, as if we could forget...)

A sidebar on the issue Did Kerry throw medals or ribbons or what? - during the 1971 protests, did Kerry sleep on the Mall with his buddies or sneak away to clean cotton sheets in a Georgetown town-house?

Kaus started it, apparently [1]; the bait was taken, eg, here and here.