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Well, Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
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Well, Mr. Burns had done it,The power plant had won it,With Roger Clemens clucking all the while.Mike Scoscia's tragic illness made us smile,While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile.We're talking softball,From Maine to San Diego.We're talking softball,Mattingly and Canseco.Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,We're talking Ho-mer,Ozzie, and the Straw!

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.Officer Lou: I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Steve?(Lou and Eddie laugh)Steve Sax: But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City.Officer Lou: You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, Saxxy Boy?