Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:12 am

Kale Wreath

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:06 pmPosts: 836Location: Vancouver

booberthefraggle wrote:

I am desirous of makeouts. At the same time, its been so long and I'm kind of going crazy and starting to hate everyone of the male gender for no reason whatsoever.

I am embittered

That has totally happened to me before.

Do you ever start hating couples who do PDA's though? I've had two boyfriends who wouldn't hold hands in public because they don't want to make single people feel bad (because it made them feel bad when they were single).

Also, I feel like I could feel truly happy for the rest of my life if only I could rip out my sexual organs. Sex organs are stupid, they just make me want to have sex, and that doesn't do anybody any good, no sirree.

Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:31 am

Thinks Plants Have Feelings

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:21 pmPosts: 61Location: EAST VAN

i've had sex somewhat recently, but i haven't had good sex in yearsssss!! the brain being the biggest sexual organ for me, and all the hot prospects in this town being emotionally stunted moroons, makes most sex i've had boringsville. wish i could bypass the brain and just find a lover to get my rocks off. i need a big burly lumberjack type to come along and sort me out. which isn't going to happen so i guess i'll just have to keep reading vampire porn novels..... although some of them have too much dialogue in the sexy scenes. less talk more cork, nosferatu!

Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:37 am

Kale Wreath

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:06 pmPosts: 836Location: Vancouver

fishelle wrote:

i've had sex somewhat recently, but i haven't had good sex in yearsssss!! the brain being the biggest sexual organ for me, and all the hot prospects in this town being emotionally stunted moroons, makes most sex i've had boringsville. wish i could bypass the brain and just find a lover to get my rocks off. i need a big burly lumberjack type to come along and sort me out. which isn't going to happen so i guess i'll just have to keep reading vampire porn novels..... although some of them have too much dialogue in the sexy scenes. less talk more cork, nosferatu!