April May is a whore, so Hotti wouldn't actually have to molest her. C:

I'd say that while Hotti is the biggest canon pervert, Gant is likely the biggest fanon pervert. Although since Hotti doesn't show up much in fanfics and fanart, I'm not sure if it's really a fair contest...

Kudo's a bit of a pervert too. He only admits that he was there so that he could ogle at Maggey after Phoenix breaks the Psyche-lock. I think the fact that he's not openly a pervert makes it even creepier.

Saying that, I would not feel safe with any of the guys mentioned here.

Edgeworth: The prosecution would like to call its next witness. This poor, innocent girl saw the murder with her own eyes!Judge: Let the witness Miss April May take the stand.Phoenix: (Exactly what part of her is "innocent"...?)

Edgeworth: The prosecution would like to call its next witness. This poor, innocent girl saw the murder with her own eyes!Judge: Let the witness Miss April May take the stand.Phoenix: (Exactly what part of her is "innocent"...?)

Case 1-2 wrote:

Phoenix: Miss May. What you said just now was quite...revealing.

And there's plenty more where that came from...

But that's only towards one character. If he were truly perverted, then he'd have thoughts like this about every female character in the games, including Mia (who is obviously a slut). Besides, the Judge and Edgeworth were probably thinking stuff along these lines too.

Even if Phoenix was a pervert, however, I still don't think that he would be the BIGGEST pervert in the games, and that's what the topic's about.

But that's only towards one character. If he were truly perverted, then he'd have thoughts like this about every female character in the games, including Mia (who is obviously a slut). Besides, the Judge and Edgeworth were probably thinking stuff along these lines too.

Even if Phoenix was a pervert, however, I still don't think that he would be the BIGGEST pervert in the games, and that's what the topic's about.

Case 1-3 wrote:

-(Referring to Dee Vasquez) I'm gonna catch her with her pants down! Uh-you know what I mean...

OK, that's enough of that, Phoenix did seem to mellow down on the pervertedness as the game got more serious and it disappeared by JFA...

Well then I guess the biggest pervert is probably Hotti. Maybe Bikini, but she's not that perverted....

OK, that's enough of that, Phoenix did seem to mellow down on the pervertedness as the game got more serious and it disappeared by JFA...

Well then I guess the biggest pervert is probably Hotti. Maybe Bikini, but she's not that perverted....

Glad we sorted that out. I'd rather not make enemies.

Hotti is definitely the most perverted. I love showing him the entire character profile section, and then I regret doing so afterwards. I think Bikini just likes to tease Edgeworth. And the way she talks makes it sound like he's the pervert.

Quote:

The next question you'll be asking is 'Where exactly did you wash?' I know what's on your mind, you filthy little rogue!

I agree about Hotti and Sal, but I don't think that Wesley and Ben should be so high up the list. IMHO there is no way that they are pervier than Larry. I think that Larry should be a higher, maybe 3 or 4?

I wonder if Ben's personality becomes abusive like Trilo's when he's drunk...?

...Um, because in the end, it's Ben who is responsible for Trilo's personality? Ben might not be outright perverted, but if you think of it from a psychological point of view (Freudian?), he's trying to push his little "Wood man" (Trilo) onto a girl half his age. It's bad enough the puppet talks dirty and is obsessed with the thought of being married to a child. Yes, there's a chance it might all be innocent, and I honestly hope it is, but if Ben really likes Regina in that way, just the thought of that is a bit disturbing. It isn't even like she's a mature or mature-looking teenager, she looks and acts like a little girl. And it's even more disturbing that the only way Ben seems to be able to express his feelings is through a puppet with a filthy mouth.

I wonder if Ben's personality becomes abusive like Trilo's when he's drunk...?

...Um, because in the end, it's Ben who is responsible for Trilo's personality? Ben might not be outright perverted, but if you think of it from a psychological point of view (Freudian?), he's trying to push his little "Wood man" (Trilo) onto a girl half his age. It's bad enough the puppet talks dirty and is obsessed with the thought of being married to a child. Yes, there's a chance it might all be innocent, and I honestly hope it is, but if Ben really likes Regina in that way, just the thought of that is a bit disturbing. It isn't even like she's a mature or mature-looking teenager, she looks and acts like a little girl. And it's even more disturbing that the only way Ben seems to be able to express his feelings is through a puppet with a filthy mouth.

Point taken. I still don't think he's as perverted as some of the other characters though.

...Um, because in the end, it's Ben who is responsible for Trilo's personality? Ben might not be outright perverted, but if you think of it from a psychological point of view (Freudian?), he's trying to push his little "Wood man" (Trilo) onto a girl half his age. It's bad enough the puppet talks dirty and is obsessed with the thought of being married to a child. Yes, there's a chance it might all be innocent, and I honestly hope it is, but if Ben really likes Regina in that way, just the thought of that is a bit disturbing. It isn't even like she's a mature or mature-looking teenager, she looks and acts like a little girl. And it's even more disturbing that the only way Ben seems to be able to express his feelings is through a puppet with a filthy mouth.

Point taken. I still don't think he's as perverted as some of the other characters though.

Well, probably not. He's only obsessed with one girl as opposed to, say, Hotti/Hickman who'll grab onto anything that's at least fifteen years old if it has breasts.

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