Worked at my shitty job that I hate last night. Got out and went to Dougs.

There were these two pretty hot girls that go to a private school near mine and they always act fucking weird towards me, well one of them does it more than the other, the other just kinda follows along. Its like she's challenging me almost. Usually when she does it i just act like shit dont phaze me. But sometimes I call her out and she just continues to try and challenge, its fucked.

Today I woke up, did some chores, went to the gym, went to quiznos, and smoked weed like 4 times. Thank god I ran out, when I have it I NEED to STaY HIGH. Its such a waste of money too I think Im gunna try and stop for college.

So yesterday was pretty fuckin sweet. I had overnight orientation for my University and it was a BLAST. I literally went up there not knowing anyone and by the time I left, EVERYONE knew who I was. I was that guy. It's weird even though I was by myself I felt completely comfortable. 2 hours from home, no parents, total independence, it just felt great.

My roomate for the night was the only black kid there, he had rasta colored hair and was pretty much a total value sucking chode, but I was nice to him cuz we had to sleep in the same room and hes a total creep.

EVERY time this kid saw me he would walk up and just suck allll the value out of me it was ridiculous this kid was the apitamy of "taking value". I think the creepiest part was when I told him I was going to knock on this girl I was talking to's door to get some toothpaste and pussy. He asks me "should i follow you?". wait what. Follows me to girls room stands 20ft down the hall and watches me knock on the door, total cockblock.

Anyways fuck that kid irrelevant.

SO my orientation was about 75% girls. The group I was placed in. ALL girls. 3/5 were cute. I was in "state" allllllllll dayy. I know for a fact, I was the coolest mutherfucker there. I saw 9 girls I would fuck and met (and hooked of course) 8 of them. The girls working as orientation leaders all said I'm "the sassy/feisty one". One of them was like in love with me but I wouldnt fuck her. I was walking away and heard her call me her "alpha MAN". THATS RIGHT A MAN MUTHAFUCKA.

There was this sexy ass LATINA girl that I had just been drooling over all day, waiting for a chance to talk to. Finally, I get my chance whilst walking down this really stanky hallway, shes about 20ft ahead of me.

Me: "Damn, this hallway smells FUNKY."
Her: (turns around smiling) "I knoww, do you know where room 118 is?"
Me: "Yeahh I was just there follow me"
Her: "Im HBlatina"
Me: "I'm RH" (shakes hand)
Her: "I have a boyfriend named RH!"
ME: "NO WAY... want another one?"
she laughs and we stop talking I dont see her again till way later, figured boyrfriend status=no go. WRONG. By the end of the night I have her number and probably could have fucked her last night had I went hard enough. She has been texting me literally ALL DAY, she is STILL texting me RIGHT NOW. Crazy interview status.