The Martin Serious Show

The Martin Serious Show is a radio show about the multi-millionare radio host Martin Serious which also stars Smithy the Stunt Boy, Lisa Lynn and Mark the Manager. The Show includes crazy jokes and stunts including Martin throwing used urinal cakes dipped in glue at Cindy the Intern. Also on the show is Goomba Rocco and Fartbox Frankie. Cindy the Intern replaced an intern from Zimbabwe and Smithy, who many people believe is overated replaced Rick the Stunt Boy. They also had a member of the cast known as Topless Tina who overdosed on the show.

The show has undergone massive changes over time. The show was once aired on LCFR and is currently aired on WKTT Radio. The show once aired for six and a half hours and has recently shortened and fans believe that the show fails to deliver entertainment now that they are "Tip-toeing behind the line" rather than crossing it. Martin Serious brings in rich playboy celebrity, Tony McTony as a guest star and recieved a call in from Chloe Parker and to the dissapointment of fans, not one double-ender joke or miscariage reference was made by Martin despite the fact he trashed her for years.

The show also has crazy contests, although most of them are killed by Mark the Manager (an example being the "3rd Trimester Triathalon," in which pregnant women in their third trimester must ride tricycles in circles, run 22 miles, and break-dance without entering premature labor).

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Characters

Martin Serious (aka "Mr. S")

Martin Serious is the obese host of The Martin Serious Show and has done crazy things such as licking a 70 year old woman's vagina, throwing used urine cakes dipped in glue at Cindy the Intern and giving retards esctacy. He did a live read for the Italian American restaurant Al Dente's where he put on an Italian-American voice which was believed to be a mafia impersonation. Martin's mother was once trapped in a limo being ravaged by a tramp on air on June 12th 2002. He also did a live remote from an abortion clinic.

Smithy the Sidekick

Smithy the Sidekick, or simply Smithy, is a psychotic stuntman on The Martin Serious Show. His stunts include:

LECTRIC SLIP AND SLIDE

FINGER BLAST A (REAL) COUGAR

MALE MASTECTOMY MONDAY MASSACRE

GLORY HOLE GORILLAS

SELF DENTISTRY CHALLENGE

HOLD YOUR WEE FOR A WEEKEND

500 POUND FAT GIRL GANG BANG

After the HOLD YOUR WEE FOR A WEEKEND stunt, Smithy used catheter treatment and threw his bags from the top of a building, hitting elderly people getting off a nursing home bus. He is said to be overrated by many fans, who think that he ruins Martin's jokes and takes over the show with his outrageous stunts. He misses a lot of episodes.

Lisa Lynn

Lisa Lynn is an African American transvestite with a high pitched laugh on The Martin Serious Show. She bought a Fruit Computer.

Mark the Manager

Mark the manager is an unpopular manager who kills most of the ideas Martin Serious has for The Martin Serious Show such as the competition where fans were to kidnapp homeless people, take them to the desert and would win a gift certificate for Al Dente's if they made it back. He at one point was the host of a hacky morning zoo radio show for Liberty Rock Radio from 1992-1999.