“Not trying for your heart. I don’t date players. Only a player or someone desperate would go to speed dating. Someone that wants to meet 30 people in 30 minutes either has her legs open non stop or is a player and not serious about a relationship.”

“If you say so.”

“I’m obviously u are trying to get as many dates and free meals as possible. Have some class. Meet one and get to know that person.”

“Actually quite the opposite. I never allow anyone to pay my way. Maybe you should ask questions and not assume. I also think your logic is flawed.. if I was looking for a free meal, why didn’t I text you? Or suggest we go have dinner?”

“Because you already met 30 people from speed dating. They already had a train running on u”

Oh yeah… That’s why…

“I met 7 people at speed dating and don’t anticipate seeing any of those people again. I guess that makes me a whore.”

“Well anyone that does speed dating is either a slut or desperate. And you said you are not a slut so……”

“Again.. flawed logic. But you have already said you aren’t interested, so can I help you?”

“I am interested you are sexy”

“And you think I would be interested after you have spent the entire day trying to offend me? Oh… Riiiiiight… because I’m desperate.”

“Have u looked at my pics. Yeah kind of hot”

Haha- he totally isn’t… but that’s beside the point..

“I elect for the less attractive nice guy over the “kind of hot” douchebag any day. But best of luck to you.”

“You are right. I am not kind of hot. I am scorching hot. 8 inch cock too. You can have your average guy with small weiner.”