Florida woman. Former Jersey girl/Jersey driver. Likes hairspray, the beach and cutting you off on the A1A.

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If A Female Dog Is Called A Bitch, What Is A Female Cat Called?

You can’t really see the driver all that clearly, but let me assure you that whatever you’re imagining, that’s it. She plowed right into a moving line of traffic and then it was her bad luck that the light changed and she was stuck in front of me long enough for me to snap this picture. When we started to move again, she went straight across 35 and headed for the county SPCA.

I assume her vehicle was full of cat asses in a big hurry to get euthanized.

A bitch is a certain type of animal or person. A bitch will attack you and leave you bleeding with little or no mercy. I am not a bitch, but many women are.

I prefer cats to dogs, because an Irish Setter (who was actually a male dog) bit me on the face when I was about 3 years old. The dog, named Red, was not kind or nice. My father pulled his snarling, slobbery jaws off of me and it has caused me years of emotional trauma.

Animals in the wild are shot because they are dangerous and get in the way of vehicles on the road. A deer that runs into the front of a car in winter or fall in a mountainous place could injure the people driving in the car.