I saw you last night, filling up your forest green Ford Fiesta (I think it was forest green, it was dark out.) Your car had a Le Tigre bumper sticker, and a that dog. sticker it looked like you had tried to peel off. You were wearing too much lipstick, but in that intentional way that is soooooo hot.

I was in a black hoodie, filling up my own car, a blue 94 Toyota Corrola. You looked up, and there was the kind of spark that could have set the whole place ON FIRE IN AN EXPLOSION OF FIRE! I had a copy of Burn Collector #9 in my pocket. Do you know what that is? I bet you do!

Girl: contact me. What do you think this is? True love only happens once you contact me. this is in or around Amoco

This is your big chance! I'm serious! Get your friends, the good looking ones, and meet me at the Arena. I will buy you each however many drinks you want, UP TO 3 DRINKS!!! Afterwards come with me to my place. It is a very nice place. Bring your suits. That's right: HOT TUB PARTY!!!

I've got a lot of frozen food in the freezer for if you get hungry.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and it won't last long. This Thursday, Arena Bar. Meet me between 8 and 11. No Mexicans. this is in or around Arena Bar.