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UK media outlets were last night celebrating what seems to have been a decade of uninterrupted Presidential headlines; all in the vain attempt to prove once and for all – ‘who-gives-a-f@ck?’ Such is the saturation of Trump stories, [read...]

Putting the camp back into concentration camps, Christopher Biggins used the ‘Big Brother’ house to launch his manifesto of segregated buses and all-year pantomimes. A UKIP spokeswoman expressed surprise at Biggins late leadership bid, but accepted that his equity-themed application was ‘more appropriate than Steven Woolfe’s’. [read...]

Frustratingly the BBC’s re-boot of ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ has missed its chance to spread a message of brotherly love to wavering Referendum voters. Alf’s sage commentary on multi-culturalism and the need for an integrated Europe, [read...]

Scientist now believe that the Ice Age beasts died of thirst due to a combination of Pleistocene pretzels, cheap margaritas and no access to chilled cans of Dr. Pepper. The last of the mammoths is thought to have died 4,000 years ago, [read...]

Historian Simon Schama has today published a new book which claims that the Romans’ celebrated ability to build perfectly straight roads was actually an elaborate attempt to convince the natives of the countries they conquered that they weren’t all ‘bent as nine bob notes’. [read...]