New GTA V Info Release, More Than Just Cover Art

Probably features a bit of crime.

Peter Chapman, 5 years ago, 30 comments.

For GameInformer, belonging to the world’s largest retailer of videogames must be a double edged sword. On one hand, people will constantly be curious as to how much influence the desire to sell things has on editorial decisions (we’re told that it’s none at all, by the way). On the other hand, that buying power and prominent placement near the cashpoint in GameStop stores, means publishers are lining up to give you exclusive cover reveals and info dumps.

Rockstar is one such publisher, finally ending the steady drip of images that have been publicising GTA V thus far. GameInformer has just gone live with their cover art (below) and some extra little details about the game itself, which is nice. All this, of course, comes ahead of the much-touted trailer release that we’re expecting next week – as part of another special deal with a large outlet, IGN, as is the wont of the global PR community.

We didn’t get much yet though – there’s three protagonists and they’re used in a “groundbreaking way” according to the tease on GameInformer.com. They also say that the new Los Santos is the largest open world Rockstar has ever created, which is not at all surprising. The magazine is out for digital subscribers at 2PM Central, which is 8PM GMT, so we’ll have more information shortly after that.

Am disappointed it’s just Los Santos but if it’s very detailed and feels like a city, i don’t mind it being LS only. Now we just need to see another trailer, some gameplay(Read:A rockstar dev running over a hooker after he’s had sex with said hooker in game).

Do we need to see gameplay to know it will feature people that need to be steered by cars, awkward use of shoulder buttons, poor targeting, floaty almost flying cars, endless map-marker missions that get boring… but yet somehow despite being borderline rubbish is actually an amazing ‘playground’ to go nuts in taking up loads of your free-time?

As we’re all spotting and jotting I’ve noticed zero females in this game. Looks like it’s some sort of homoerotic romp which’ll please many. I’ll just draw a selection of tits on the screen and try to match-up the more effeminate characters so I feel placated.

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