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I had spent the greater part of the day researching and writing at length about Ke$ha. I was vaguely aware of a Jay-Z documentary about his 8-show Barclays stint but I didn't have time to check it out. Emma reminded me toward the end of the day.

Emma: just watch that train convome: I'm right on top of that, Rose!Emma: it's almost worth doing it's so adorableme: Ooh nice
I will do it...Emma: i mean, you decide
i think it's adorable

I excerpted that 50 seconds, threw it in our player, linked to the original, collaborated with Emma on the headline, and banged out a paragraph. The entire post took me less than 20 minutes and it received probably 10 times more traffic than anything I've done for Gawker by a lot. I'm still way prouder of the Ke$ha piece, though.