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CHICAGO - The Hasbrother Toy Company has just announced that all of the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls that have been sent to retail stores in the USA are being recalled.
A spokesperson for the toy manufacturing company stated that the dolls are b...

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has stated on several occasions that there is only one American whom he likes and that lucky fella (his words) is Dennis Rodman.
Kim Jong Un recently stated to North Korea's Paddy Whack News Agency that he wish...

CHICAGO - The Word Consumer Product Agency has just announced their February consumer focus report.
Vinton Onionzook spokesperson for The Word stated that the nation's current product purchasing trend is definitely leaning towards the brand new De...

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company of Chicago has stated that due to the millions of complaints that they have received they will immediately be taking all Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls off the Market.
A spokesperson for the giant toy company Da...

KARACHI, Pakistan - A spokesperson for Hasbeen Toys, manufacturers of The Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Doll have said that they have completely sold out of the Al-Qaeda leader dolls.
Tando Diggy Kanjikot, a spokesperson for the largest retail chain...

LONDON - With her wedding date fast approaching Kate Middleton has started to get somewhat nervous as evidenced by the fact that one day last week at a dinner party in Buckingham Palace honoring the Minogue sisters, Dannii and Kylie, she inadvertentl...

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - WaldoMarket, the world's largest public retail corporation has announced that it has completely sold out of Michael Jackson Bobblehead Dolls.
WaldoMarket Senior Vice-Assistant Executive CEO Caylee Shiloh Impelliterri said...

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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

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