Analysis of baseball, and sometimes other topics, by a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan united by friendship and lust for leggy South American supermodels, who are in turn united in their refusal to talk to us.

. . . wondering whether Scott Boras is out of his fucking mind. A Jorge Posada-type deal? Not even Jorge Posadais worth that money. Varitek will be lucky to get 2 years, $16 million, in my view. Well, he would be. Because even to enter negotiations peddling such an insane fantasy is an insult to Theo Epstein, the Red Sox organization, Red Sox nation, unborn future fans, freedom, rationality, and global fucking god damn justice.