Headlines that could run in the paper every day

As the newspaper industry endures the loss of ad dollars, canceled subscriptions and the subsequent trimming of the workforce, it becomes more important to slash costs. One way to do this is to get rid of repetitive actions, like writing unique headlines for stories that detail events that happen daily.

Here, with some help from my Twitter peeps, or tweeps, are headlines that could run in the paper every day.

Technology

Normal people [new technology] to scoop traditional media

Kids use [new technology] to get away with stuff Alternately: Adults don’t get it, fear their children

Bold idea pushes the Web envelope, doesn’t make money

Sports

[Team] is successful, but [coach] still pushes for perfection

Popovich yells at his players

TO opens piehole

The Spurs aren’t flashy guys

Tracy McGrady is questionable for the Rockets’ next game (a tweet from mrbravo2000)

Mavericks Refuse to Play Defense (a tweet from darrenvic)

Dirk delivers when it counts, unless it’s during the playoffs against the Heat, or the Warriors… Oh, or last night against new orleans, or…(the funny part comes from a darrenvic tweet)