I think you should replace them with some creepy pictures from this site:

http://manbabies.com/

The lard thing is pretty funny. My wife just bought some the other day to make bread with, of all things. She got an Amish pastry cookbook for her birthday and apparently a lot of the bread recipes call for lard. I'm interested to see what the end result is - my guess is the bread definitely will not suck.

"They're happy because they eat lard." Oh, how I love this! It reminds me of a line in Last Holiday. Gerard Depardieu tells Queen Latifah that the key to life is butter. I couldn't agree more, and it sounds so sweet with a French accent.

Oh my gosh, I have that first picture of the baby panda! My soon-to-be-boyfriend (now my husband) emailed it to me and it's part of what made me fall for him. Well, the panda and all the LOLcatz. :-) Don't delete them, sir. God might kill a kitten.

That last one reminds me of the stuff they have hanging in the restrooms at Buca di Beppo in Honolulu. In the women's room there is a sign that has one woman serving another woman a slice of cake and she's saying "None of that caca for me, thanks."...