ITT: Your favorite MMLP2 lines.

It’s just me, you and the music now, Slim
I hope you hear it we are in a car right now
Wait, here comes my favorite lyric
I’m the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
And hey, here’s a sequel to my Mathers LP
Just to try to get people to buy
How’s this for publicity stunt? This should be fun
Last album now cause after this you’ll be officially done
Eminem killed by M&M
Matthew Mitchell, bitch, I even have your initials

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I’m your karma closing in with each stroke of a pen
Perfect time to have some remorse to show for your sin
No, it’s hopeless, I’m the denial that you’re hopelessly in

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I’m the bullies you hate that you became
With every faggot you slaughtered
Coming back on you every woman you insult there
With the double-standards you have when it comes to your daughters
I represent everything you take for granted
‘Cause Marshall Mather’s the rapper’s persona’s have a facade and
Matthew and Stan’s just symbolic of you not knowing what you had until it’s gone
‘Cause after all the glitz and the glam no more fans that are calling your name
Cameras are off, sad but it happens to all of them,

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So one last time, I’m back
Before it fades into black and it’s all over
Behold the final chapter in the saga
Trying to recapture that lightning trapped in a bottle
Twice the magic that started it all
Tragic portrait of an artist tortured
Trapped in his own drawings
Tap into thoughts
Blacker and darker than anything imaginable

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But I’ll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la LESBIANNNN

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I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one
She’s all 99 of them I need a machine gun

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Only women that I love are my daughters
but sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I’m a father, and I push it farther
So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line

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A pessimist who transformed into an Optimist in his prime, so even if I’m half dead, I’m half alive,
pour my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over

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So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
Like that one line I said on “I’m Back” from the Mathers LP1
Where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain’t as big as I was

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Got friends on facebook, all over the world
Not sure what that means, they tell me it’s good

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But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh what a tangled web we have, cause
One thing I never asked was where the fuck my deadbeat dad was
Fuck it I guess he had trouble keeping up with every address
But I’d have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Own a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas

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I’m frustrated cause ain’t no more N'Sync, now I’m all out of wack
I’m all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack

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So step inside of dimension
The demented side of a mind
That’s like the inside of an engine
While I multiply your undivided attention
But be reminded that if I didn’t mention
I lose my mind and my temper
You’ll be the first one
Who finds him offensive
Got him climbing the fences
Lost some time to addiction
But look up rhyme in the dictio-nary
I’m in the picture
Eminem is the synonym for it
I’m an enigma

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So feel the fire beneath your feet
As you barely even perspire from the heat
Exhale deep and breathe a sigh of relief
And as you say goodbye to the grief
It’s like watching the walls melt in your prison cell
But you’ve extinguished this living hell

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Tied him around my neck went down the fire escape of the Empire State
Still fell straight down to the ground splattered all over the entire state
And straight to hell got an impaled by the gates
So Satan stuck his face in an ashtray
But I sacheted around flames with a match and I gave him the gas face

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Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums
Often as I can and skim through all them bitches
To make sure I keep up with my competition

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Even the boxing critics know,
If I get off to a rocky start, i’ll always have a rocky finish"

You posted all of my fav ones lol.
This one tho :
“Fuck top 5, bitch, I’m top 4
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that’s 3rd and that 4th spot’s for?”
#DAYUUUUUMMM

All of the ones that I choose have been said. The line that got me to cover my mouth in shock and satisfaction (okay, maybe that’s not the right word) was the Columbine one that bviley said. It was… crazy to finally hear it unedited! AHH!!!!

Love the callbacks to the original album, too (like that Columbine line). The “Real Slim Shady” callback that LachiePollock described.

I can’t pick a favorite line right now. Having only listened to most of the songs once or twice so far, I can’t pick a favorite favorite line. I will say the song where he is actually apologizing to Deb… that is a powerful and emotional song, and I love it so much.

I was really worried about this album, but… dang… it’s amazing! I know I’m late to the party, but that part of “Rap God” at 4:23 or so… JEEBUS! Amazing.

“ Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes
Borderline genius who’s bored of his lines
And that sort of defines where I’m at and the way I feel now
Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies ”

“Maybe I need my head examined
Hannibal Lecter with a dead lamb
Hanging from his ceiling dripping with a bed pan
I need meds!
Swear to god cus' If I go off the edge
T.I ain’t talking me off a ledge man”