Squidward: Whatever. [Jess comes up and tells Squidward what he wants and Squidward relays order to SpongeBob] Twelve Krabby Patties on wheat buns! [SpongeBob takes a plate and patties begin to appear on the plate]

Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. [Squidward gives up writing all of that down]

SpongeBob: Well then...here ya go! [Bubble Bass takes the plate and sits down where he examines the krabby patty until he decides to take a bite] Well, Bubble Bass, whaddya think?

Bubble Bass: This is pretty good. Only one thing. You forgot the Pickles! [shows no pickles on the burger]

Crowd: [gasp]

SpongeBob: No!

Bubble Bass: The best there is? I don't think so. You lose! [laughs]

SpongeBob:[checks patty for pickles] But, the pickles should be right where they always are. I know I put them on! [customers are disappointed; tears the patty apart, finding the pickles] Where are those pickles? Pickles? Pickles? Pickles? [Bubble Bass walks up to Mr. Krabs but also throws Squidward out of the way again]

Mr. Krabs: How's about a free glass of water? A dozen free glasses of water! I'll even put ice in it! [Bubble Bass walks out the Krusty Krab with the money] No! Come back! Two dollars! Two dollars, no! No! [walks over to SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Mr.. Krabs, I know I put pickles on that Krabby Patty.

Mr. Krabs:[grabs SpongeBob] That two bucks is comin' out of your paycheck! [SpongeBob tries to hang onto the floor]

SpongeBob: Mr.. Krabs is right. I need to get my head straight. Now is it bun, patty, ketchup... [looks up and notices door is not there] The door! The door! Mr. Krabs, the front door is missing!! [Mr. Krabs opens door a couple feet away] Oh. [laughs] Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs. This pickle thing has got my head all messed up. I better go on home and rest my brain. [walks out] Uhh, which way do I live? [Mr. Krabs points the path] Of course. [laughs. Later, we see SpongeBob in his house trying to write down the formula] No, no! Was it bun, patty, bun... Let's see, tomatoes, pickles, bun? No. Bun? No. Bun? No. Shoe? [throws paper and pencil away] I am so confused! Maybe a good night's sleep will help me get my head on straight. [at night]

SpongeBob: Oh...was it mattress, mattress, sheets, pillow, then SpongeBob? Or... [hits head with fist] D'oh...think, Sponge! Oh yeah! It was mattress, SpongeBob, mattress, then sheets, pillow. [gets in between the two mattresses] Good-night, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Aw, this isn't right. [he slips out and stands upside-down on his bed] Good-night, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Wait, this isn't right either. [SpongeBob lays down on his back] Nope. [SpongeBob is between each railing of the ladder] Nuh-uh. [tries sleeping with a mattress on his head] Negative. [tries sleeping on the ground next to his mattresses] C'mon, c'mon! Get it right. [tries in the the lifesaver] Wrong. Wrong! Wrong! Nope! Naw! Negatory! Nyet! [keeps doing the wrong things as the clock fast-forwards to morning where the alarm goes off. SpongeBob is under all three mattresses on the floor] Aww, I almost had it! Alarm clock. D'oh, how do I turn this thing off? Think, think, think, think!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Gary! [picks up Gary and shoves him in the foghorn alarm where it is still going off. At The Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: But you're fine, me boy! [SpongeBob walks right through the wooden kitchen door] Ohh...uhh, well...maybe not. [walksinto the kitchen where SpongeBob is nailing a piece of bread to the table] All we need to do is get your confidence back. So, you can make me more money! I-I-I mean, patties. [chuckles]

SpongeBob: I how do that?

Mr. Krabs: It's like riding a bike. You never forget! [notices a bike in a boiling pot of water on the stove] Uhh...I'm gonna help ya! [shown both of them sitting on the ground in SpongeBob's living room] If you learn to make a Krabby Patty again, your life will be back in order. [takes out a blanket with all the ingredients on it]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I don't know if I...

Mr. Krabs: Take your time. [SpongeBob thinks of the krabby patty formula. It soon turns to night then day again. SpongeBob reaches for a bun and Mr. Krabs gets excited. SpongeBob puts bun back down]

SpongeBob: Yes! I finally realize that I can't do it! I can't do it, Mr. Krabs! I'm a failure!

Mr. Krabs: Don't talk like that!

SpongeBob: Don't you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate! I can't make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! [makes patty as he tells Mr. Krabs the ingredients] I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! [notices the patty he just made]

Mr. Krabs: It's time.

[Mr Krabs and Spongebob walk back to the Krusty Krab. Spongebob then rescued Squidward from the burning kitchen and extinguishes him too]

Bubble Bass: I thought I ran you out of town. [spits a loogie into a bucket]

SpongeBob: This is where I belong! [holds up bubbles and blows one] .

Bubble Bass:[Gives a weird sounding roar]

Spongebob: Rawr.

[The crowd gasps. Spongebob and Bubble Bass glare at each other, while Mr. Krabs is sweating with anticipation]

Bubble Bass: Give me the regular. And this time, don't forget the pickles.

SpongeBob:[rushes into the kitchen and comes back with a Krabby Patty in the blink of an eye] I didn't.

[Mr. Krabs is violently sweating as Bubble Bass examines and eats the patty]

Bubble Bass: ...Still no pickles! [Spongebob notices] See? [sticks out his tongue with all the chewed up food on it. Everyone is getting sick at the sight of it and are disgusted] You failed again, SpongeBob "Loser"Pants! [laughs]

SpongeBob: Wait a minute! [grabs Bubble Bass' tongue and pulls it out] Look! [shows four pickles under Bubble Bass' tongue] He's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!