The prosecution unveils a list of 13 rebuttal witnesses, and one name is a blockbuster. Moviemaker Michael Bay, director of "Transformers," will take the stand and say that Punkin Pie was lying when she testified that he snubbed a teetering-on-the-brink-of-sanity Clarkson at a party a few weeks before her death, prosecutor Jackson says.

Update: There's speculation around the courthouse that Bay will somehow seek to Bay-ize his court appearance. Guesses range from the director using a fiery, loud explosion to blast himself into the witness box to belting out his testimony in an Aersomith-style power ballad to having Ben Affleck deliver his lines.

...tough man..... poor guy's got it hard on his side... just for snubbing a wannabe...
and the power-ballad....... will be cooler if it's done by Ozzy himself.... ( then no one can understand what he's saying... and they'd give up before affleck delivers his lines.... as usual)

Update: There's speculation around the courthouse that Bay will somehow seek to Bay-ize his court appearance. Guesses range from the director using a fiery, loud explosion to blast himself into the witness box to belting out his testimony in an Aersomith-style power ballad to having Ben Affleck deliver his lines.

Update: There's speculation around the courthouse that Bay will somehow seek to Bay-ize his court appearance. Guesses range from the director using a fiery, loud explosion to blast himself into the witness box to belting out his testimony in an Aersomith-style power ballad to having Ben Affleck deliver his lines.

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Maybe Michael Bay will show up at court driving the concept camero, which will then transform into Bumblebee! You never know!