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charlies_hat on "Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29585#post-83125
Wed, 24 Aug 2011 07:16:18 +0000charlies_hat83125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>brilliant. stars and firing a gun in the air.
</p>Sinnick on "Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29585#post-83124
Wed, 24 Aug 2011 07:03:35 +0000Sinnick83124@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Fantastic idea, needs expanding to a full FP
</p>steve_l on "Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29585#post-83122
Wed, 24 Aug 2011 06:50:21 +0000steve_l83122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I was thinking of something similar but opposite</p>
<p>"Civil unrest no reason to end holiday"</p>
<p>Gadaffi said that the looting and burning in Tripoli is a one-off event inspired by criminals watching TV coverage of London. Once all four loaves of bread in the city have been looted, calm will return. For that reason there is no need for him to return from his summer retreat in an underground bunker in a location not yet announced. </p>
<p>A spokesman said that they were experimenting with the recommendations of the daily mail, namely shutting down the internet and "stringing up" the hoodies. Apparently these recommendations are working and calm will soon be restored.
</p>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29585#post-83066
Tue, 23 Aug 2011 19:26:03 +0000Vertically Challenged Giant83066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Cracking idea. 5*
</p>dvo4fun on "Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29585#post-83063
Tue, 23 Aug 2011 19:18:28 +0000dvo4fun83063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>LOVE it.<br />
Only 1 'r' in Cherie I think. There's a joke in there about West Country folk I think but I'm blowed if I can quite see it.
</p>Deimos on "Gaddafi To Return Home Early From Holiday"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29585#post-83060
Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:33:24 +0000Deimos83060@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>A spokesperson for the Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi says he is to cut short his holiday and return home to address the problems facing his country. Currently travelling with Tony and Cherrie Blair on a tour of countries not signed-up to the International Criminal Court, it seems that domestic issues have again disrupted the holiday plans of world leaders.</p>
<p>Cherrie Blair commented, “it’s such a shame as we have found several really nice properties in countries with no extradition treaties. With the increased interest in the ICC and pursuing war crimes property in these countries will undoubtedly prove useful for both Muammar and ourselves. But we appreciate he needs to sort our repairing his home after looters ransacked the palace. It sounds nearly as bad as the UK these days”
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