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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Criminal of the Week: Helen Staudinger

During a recent visit to her neighbor's house, kindly 92 year old Florida resident Helen Staudinger requested a kiss. Her neighbor, 53 year old Dwight Bettner declined the offer. Angry at the rejection, Helen returned to her home and grabbed her semi automatic pistol which she used to fire several rounds into her neighbor's house. With bail set at $15000, the senior was instructed not to possess any firearms and to stay away from the objection of her affection.

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