This was created using nothing but photoshop. I think it's pretty good...

A few different variations of the same FSM:

O FSM, ooh, You are so big, So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O FSM, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery, but you are so strong and, well, just so super fantastic.
Ramen.

I like your "I'd really rather you didn'ts". I could print that and laminate it, then blu-tack it up on the walls of church halls when nobody's looking.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)