Dilbert Mints

Dilbert Mints are a novelty confection branded with with Dilbert comic strip. They come in a small tin container (approximately 3" x 2" x .75") with the lid being a variable portrayal of different characters from the comic. Net weight is 1.5 ounces, 10 calories per 2 mint tablets (each in the shape of different characters). There are approximately 50 mints in a given tin. The mints are manufactured in Chicago, IL, by Ragold, Inc. Ingredients are as follows:

The varying tins also come with varying labels, such as "Empower-Mints", "Accomplish-Mints", and "Postpone-Mints". Regardless of exterior packaging, they all claim to have INTENSE PEPPERMINT. The amusement to be gained from the title puns, and such slogans as "You and your co-workers can breathe easier", "Your right to fight bad breath", and "Muscle for your mouth" is left as an exercise for the reader.