Deep Under the USS Constitution

Ahoy, Maties! Grab your swords and get ready to polish your cannons as Intrepid Dan Kidd goes “live and deep” under the USS Constitution. Today he interviews two fortunate young ladies about their “Americanism” and their foot size. Meanwhile, behind-the-scenes, Dan seeks out a “make-up professional” in his zen-like (and futile) quest to look like “Mr. Harrison Ford.”