This was a pot of fantasticly smutty gold. Seriously, it was wonderful! I can't even believe that this was your first, that's how good it is. Trust me, I've read a lot of slashy fics, and this was amazing and made my lady parts tingle!

Oh Poor Harry! I Guess It's Really A Good Thing Actually. So... Not Poor Harry?
Lol "Well, Weasley, let's just say I gave him a very good reason to scream last night."
-God That's Just Too Much! It Made Me Laugh So Much! XD

Awesome, poor Harry. I love Severus in this, he is so well-mannered, but wants to hear all the humiliating details Ron has. I had to read a few lines over to figure out who they were coming from, but it was great. Very funny.