Today in Maybe, Possibly, Supposedly True News: my fave LGBT news blog, Queerty, reports that gay porn star Dustin Zito is in the cast of “Real World: Back To Las Vegas,” which MTV is currently filming. Hunky Dustin, 24, is allegedly a Lamar University graduate from Rayne, Louisiana (unrelated: the frog capital of the world), and appears on “Fratmen TV,” a gay porn website under the name “Spencer.” Pffft, like any frat could have that many cute guys in it! According to the reality TV forum Vevmo, Bunim/Murray Productions, which films “The Real World,” knows about Zito’s porn-y past and supposedly told him “before the show airs, the site he’s on is supposed to delete most of the content with him.”Zito has since hidden information on his Facebook profile, but Queerty screengrabbed it before it went away. It’s thoroughly uninteresting except for under list of interests, Zito put “gentlemen.” Zito also has some rather boring YouTube videos here.

Other rumored “Real World: Back To Las Vegas” cast members include Heather Marter, 22, a broadcast journalism major and Delta Phi Epsilon sorority girl from New Jersey who was the Cute College Girl of the Day on College Humor three years ago and Michael Adam Royer, 22, a Maine native who served three years at a youth development center for his role in a shooting before he went to college and goes by “Adam.” (For what it’s worth, Vevmo was right about the identity of past “Real World D.C.” cast members, like Michael, Erica and Andrew.)

Vevmo claims Zito and cast members are being housed at the 11th floor of the Casino Tower at the Hard Rock in a three-bedroom, three-bathroom penthouse with a six-person hot tub overlooking the Las Vegas strip. That would coincide with a press release on the site TV By The Numbers, which claims that the “seven strangers” will be at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in “the ultimate party loft.”

In any case, if all this is true, it will be interesting to see how the other “Real World: Back To Las Vegas” cast members handle Dustin Zito/Spencer’s job. As you might recall from the last season in New Orleans, the youngsters that MTV casts for this show can sometimes be homophobic jerks. Good luck to you, Dustin Zito! If this is true.

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