......to be a tiny bit impressed?

This afternoon, while walking through an almost deserted industrial estate, the was a rather drunk young man on the opposite pavement, a bit in front of me, he stopped, and pissed a penis on the pavement, with japs eye and ejaculate!

Now I was shocked and appalled but also a tiny bit impressed, not least that he could barely standup!

I'm sorry, I didn't realise that my description was rude or racist, no excuse, i realise that, but honestly, it's the only word I know for it, apart from urethra and I didn't know how to spell that, I had to google it. I apologise for upsetting anyone.

I didn't cross the road to look at it, it was a narrow ish road and could see it perfectly well from my side, it was quite large.