Heidi And Spencer Explain How They Lost Their Millions (Hint: Lots Of Wine And Shopping)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt gave inTouch an exclusive (who else?) about why they’re so poor. And this time, it’s a real reason and not that bullshit apocalypse one. Guys, I almost feel bad for them. They clearly had no idea what they were getting into and that their fame (and money) wouldn’t last eternally. Here’s how they lost their millions, all 10 of them. As Mr. Pratt told inTouch,

We were immature and we got caught up. Every time we’d go out to eat, we’d order $4,000 bottles of wine. Heidi was going to the mall and dropping $20,000 to $30,000 a day. We thought we were Jay Z and Beyoncé.

Heidi offered her bit:

Now I can spend like $100 at Victoria’s Secret. I feel like a different person.

Girl, $100 at VS is a LOT. I can’t even do that. Okay now here’s the part where they’re asked if they have any regrets about doing The Hills. Spencer said,

I didn’t realize people would only know me as that character. It was just a persona I played up to make a paycheck.” Heidi remembers the reality show as “a great experience” but notes that it “took a toll on my soul. I’m thankful not to have fake fights anymore!

Heidi admitted that though she and Lauren Conrad occasionally talk on the phone, it’s unlikely the couple will be invited to her upcoming wedding.