By now you've all heard that Facebook is acquiring the maker of the to-be-released
"Oculus" VR headset. Why would they do that, you may ask? Well, here's the
answer. It is now 100% undisputed factual fact that Facebook intends to make
the following modifications to the Oculus:

1. It only shows Facebook content
2. Once you put it on, it inserts lag bolts into your cranium so you can't
take it off

Once the Facebook site has verified that you are bolted into an Oculus, the
0.0005% of the screen they still devote to your newsfeed instead of ads will
also begin showing ads.

Tonight at the dinner table my wife was telling me about a bunch of old friends
who were at each other's throats on Facebook. I believe it. I quit Facebook
after a few too many episodes of that same kind of alienation. There's something
about Facebook, unlike G+ or Twitter (and of course awesome communities like
Uncensored), that just brings out the worst in people. Facebook is a destroyer
of friendships and should be shut down. If you don't agree with me already,
you will after reading the attached link. A 16 year old girl is dead because
of Facebook.

I'm not a fan, but there's not nearly so much wasted white space. I'd rather
my screen be wasted by content I'm not interested in than by vast swathes
of nothingness. FB works much better on smaller screens.

A judge in southern Iran has ordered Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg to appear in court to answer complaints by individuals who say Facebook-owned applications Instagram and Whatsapp violate their privacy, semiofficial news agency ISNA reported I was trying to think about Art's reaction to this but I couldn't get past the word "semiofficial" news agency.