I will read your palm for $5

Fast, fun, accurate. With your goals in mind, I will provide you with a scarily accurate reading of your career, your love life, your family and your future, as well as psychic advice.

In-person readings are always more accurate, but I've all but perfected my distance reading. All I need is a clear picture of the palm you want read and honest answers for questions about the firmness of your mounts.