(After re-positioning and re-branding his Uncle, the Uncle was called "despicable
human scum ... worse than a dog" who perpetrated "acts of
treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal
love shown by the party and the leader for him.")

Stan has
called a meeting with me and Caucasian heterosexual Hugh White
(Diversity Chief) to see "what this all means in terms of how we
operate". Stan means we need to perhaps learn from the North Koreans,
in the spirit of globalism.

Cynthia Axe is off to Pyongyang, North Korea, after Hugh White (the white heterosexual who runs Diversity) gives her some cultural training. The training takes 3 minutes.

For those who do not know (like our parochial White Sales Force), there are 2 places called Korea. In Korea, many people share the same family name, like Park or Kim, which makes HR data management very tough, so we use input from Big Data and Internet of Things.