[[Two men are talking.]]
Man 1: How did you spend your morning?
Man 2: Feeding rocks to children in the park.
Man 1: Your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.
Man 2: I aspire to have more creativity than the common asshole.
Man 2: I'm more of a classy asshole -- A class-hole, if you will. For example, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store--
Man 2: Thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.
Man 1: I am in awe.
Man 2: It's even more fun to do to condoms.
{{alt: A term coined by my friend Beth}}

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