Meanwhile, somewhere on a poultry-focused bulletin board, pictures are being posted of humans who have backyard chickens with signs around their neck: "I don't clean the hen house very often" "I buy the cheapest possible food" and "I don't let the chickens out enough."

smut_clyde
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2014-02-24T20:35:11Z —
#3

'I never cross the road.'

crenquis
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2014-02-24T20:57:10Z —
#4

I told everybody that the sky is falling.

ackpht
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2014-02-24T21:17:25Z —
#5

Dogs don't eat their own poop. It is the one thing they will not eat. They might eat another dog's poop, but not their own.