Hey all, I'm Tuima. I'm co-author of a fic called "Muse Quest," which was originally posted by candycane-eyelashes (aka Cebu). Muse Quest is the story of four girls who... wait for it... Yes! Fall into Middle-earth! (shocking, I know).

The thing I'm really proud of is that we still managed to be original -- though you have to slog through the first coupla chapters to get to the good stuff. We've been writing this thing for ages, and trust me, we improved over time. We are now most famous for angst, sarcastic verbal sparring, angst, anthropologic detail & realism, angst, prod-buttock fight scenes, and angst.

We are all heavily influenced by the inestimable Terry Pratchett, and of course by the great Master Tolkien. As Pratchett himself put it, "We authors are all standing on Mount Tolkien."

An ex-marine, dealing with the aftereffects of war and time in the military. A turtle, the jokester of the family, often not taken seriously at all. What will happen when these two meet? 1ST PLACE WIN Best OC 2014 TMNT FF Awards! The subject matter is based off of actual first hand and second hand military experience, it may upset some. You have been warned. ANON welcome. PROFANITY

"It would have been so much easier to blame all of this on Quill (and mind you, he still might!), but if he had to be completely honest with himself, Rocket Raccoon was pretty sure the whole thing had started because he couldn't keep his claws off a great piece of artillery." Rocket is kidnapped by someone who believes that there is nothing in the world money can't buy.

When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric

2k12verse. Raphril. April has been waiting for Raphael to make the first move for the longest time. Now it's late & they're alone & watching a horror movie - it's literally the perfect moment so why hasn't he kissed her yet? BOYS.

"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.

The Nova Corps must be desperate, Petra thinks, if they're calling in the Guardians of the Galaxy to oversee a diplomatic ball. Which leaves her with a bit of a problem, because last she checked she didn't do fancy dresses and cultured conversation. Partial Genderswap.

'Scientific terms are strange things. How cold and detached they are, words like "dissect" and "terminate". How crisp and clean-sounding, to cover up the horrible realities.' My take on Rocket's origin story. Movie-based.

Kinkmeme: As one of the nicest guys in the film, Dey doesn't forget about the guardians. I'd like to see a 5 1 where Dey rescues each member. And then Dey gets into trouble, and the guardians are not happy.

The sick feeling never really goes away. It spikes and it wanes and during the waning periods it becomes a background noise that you learn to live with. When it spikes, you take your guns apart, one by one or first-step-by-first-step, until it starts to die down. [For an anon who prompted Rocket dealing with OCD. Warnings inside.]

War makes for unlikely allies, and when the dimensional breach in the ocean floor allows monsters into the world, four unlikely heroes emerge from the shadows to save their city from destruction. As a hapless rookie learns the truth behind the elusive Rangers who pilot the Jaeger called Shell Shocker, he must adapt to this strange new reality, or be consumed by the Kaiju war.

"He whittles for the widow and her child; his sweet, sad widow," said Bombur smugly. "How is she his widow if he's still alive?" Bilbo wondered. "Because she's not my widow," Bofur cut in. "She's a widow. I have no claim to her, or anyone."

Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.

"Look, Darcy likes the Cap and I like Darcy and the Cap likes some chick who died like forever ago, so I'm not even really worried about him. All I know is he's humble and Darcy likes chivalry and I've never had to try this hard to get somebody to date me."

I can't believe what I'm seeing. This looks like something I would do, turning a whole room upside-down in a rage. We hadn't seen near enough of each other lately, me and April, but she was reminding me of me. I loved her an awful lot in that moment.

Toby's just your normal, run of the mill social outcast until the day the school bully crowns her a princess... and a dragon shows up on her back porch! Fairy godmothers in training, trolls, overcompensating fairies... What's an accidental princess to do?

Princess Moriah's family has always been dominated by strong, intelligent, and powerful women. But that's not Moriah, the girl who actually requests an arranged marriage. Will that be enough to keep her from her family's wild ways?

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

Whilst on an army training exercise in the Mendip Hills a party of soldiers discover that there is something very nasty deep in the forest and ultimately embark on a mission. Set during the War of Wrath. MEFA 2010 Nominee

She can be a school nerd and isn't fun at a party. She always seems like she's about to jump out of her own skin. When fate offers the reason for her strange ways, she rolls her eyes and tries to walk away... Only to find she's stuck. Modern Day AU

AU X-over between Beauty and the Beast, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Assassin's Creed. 2 stories intertwine: one in the past, one in the future. The tale as old as time meets the quest for the Fountain of Youth. Ignores movie 4.

The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.

AU. Superheroes protect the people of Washington, D.C., and by his own actions a shapeshifter is trapped as a Beast. Meanwhile, a killer is targeting superheroes, calling an apprentice healer to investigate. Holiday Special added!

Always put the customer on hold. Right off the bat. Takes some of the fight out of them, you know? Shows 'em who's boss! A 2007 CGI Movieverse oneshot from Leonardo's POV exploring the theme of 'support'. Heavy on character study and brotherly interaction

A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.

Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.

A poem for 'Till We Have Faces', C.S. Lewis's retelling of a greek myth. When her sister is punished wrongfully, Orual appeals to the gods. A confession, a prayer, a lament. A sonnet. Reviews and critique appreciated!

4000 years after the War of the Ring, darkness is again stirring in Middle Earth. Gondor has turned to the worship of Morgoth, and only a small band of elves stand between Arda and destruction. Warning: swearing and violence.

The famous dress Belle wore in the castle wasn’t hers to begin with—a story following the previous owner of the yellow ballroom gown, and the reason the Beast lost his heart. Continues through Belle’s visit. Oneshot.

A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

5 Friends find themselves in M.E. There's one problem though. It's Not Tolkien's world, it's someone else's fanfic! The timeline has stopped completely! Is there a way the Immies can get it moving? Starts out goofy then gets serious. Please R&R. Same Rati

King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.

Éomer has to come to terms with not only his new status, but also the realisation that his sister will be relocating to Gondor. But worse, he has to deal with the discovery that he is becoming attracted to a woman who is promised to another. Complete.

Nik the urukhai has sworn to do what no orc has done before: testify to his innocence of murder after killing a man in defense of human life. But will Nik's truth overcome the lies of unscrupulous men? Conclusion to the Stones Trilogy! In Progress.

Sequel to Bloodstone: Lord Darien of Blackroot Vale seeks penance for his misdeeds by aiding the small band of peaceable orcs he once hunted. But in his quest for law, old emnities bring new peril to northern Ithilien and to friends of The Burping Troll

Éomer had faced many tests in his life. When he visited his friend Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth he did not realize that the hardest one might yet be to come. Humorous oneshot featuring Éomer, Amrothos and Lothiriel.

Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?

Two slaves drown in a swollen river in an attempt to outrun their master as they escape to the North. The world does not change. Life goes on. Two slaves appear in Middle Earth. The world changes. New title.

The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…

When a band of orc hunters comes to Ithilien, Rohirrim trader woman, Sev, is caught between them and a small band of orcs who struggle for primitive but peaceful survival. Friends ride to rescue, but the lines of conflict are far from clear...COMPLETE!

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.