Tag: D’Angelo Russell

Just saying, I looked up pics of Iggy Azalea and she is really weird looking. Who cares if she’s got big peaches if her face is all wonky? I think D’Angelo Russell was just trying to save Nick Young from marrying a chick who would only produce deformed babies. He was being a good teammate….

I’m still trying to figure out if D’Angelo Russell is good or not. To help myself out, I made a pros and cons list, which will now be shown here without commentary or edits. PROS -Appeared in that famous gif where he says “he ain’t even stretch doe”, but didn’t let fame get to his…

Is the Spencer Dinwiddie show over? I was really looking forward to the double-length season finale where he got a 50-people triple-double that led the Nets to the playoffs somehow. The D’Angelo Russell show is fine, but it’s severely lacking in the afros department as well as in the area of big goofy smiles. Dinwiddie…

D’Angelo Russell hit 7 threes in the first 6 minutes and 30 seconds of tonight’s game versus the Raptors. It says it right there in the title of the vid: “7 Threes”. Which means, of course, that he didn’t make a single one after that point. I think everyone on earth is disappointed right now….

Is D’Angelo Russell a part of the Nets’ future yeah or nah? He’s around in Brooklyn for one more year and then they’ll decide if they want to pay him or not. Contracts confuse me, but I bet Brooklyn will have his Bird Rights (whatever those are) and will be able to pay him more…

It had somehow escaped my notice (until now, duh) that D’Angelo Russell was only shooting 30 percent from three this season. Now, if you know me, you know that the one thing I love to do more than anything is rag on players for sucking at shooting threes. Especially if that’s supposed to be one…

At what point do we start using the b-word in reference to D’Angelo Russell? He was the second overall pick, and while he is averaging 15 ppg, which is pretty nice, his overall impact is suspect. You want someone a little better when you’re picking that high, I keep seeing revisionist history saying that Kwame…

If everything had gone according to plan, D’Angelo Russell would be way too good for my channel by now. He’d be averaging 23 and 7 on a fringe playoff team, looking at an All-Star spot for next season where he’d push his scoring even higher. Things have not gone according to plan. He was actually…

D’Angelo Russell showed off his “D’Angelo Chucksell” side in this game by not recording an assist until well into the second half. I can already imagine the rebuttals of pained Nets fans: “He has nobody to pass it to!” or “He made good passes but his teammates can’t hit shots!” or “He was supposed to…

There are lots of really lame tattoos adorning NBA players. Like, tons. Maybe even most of them? I don’t think I’d go that far, but there is a serious lack of judgment going on with some of these dudes. Like, seriously Kirilenko, did you need to get a whole frickin’ demon plastered all over your…