now graced by visits from the dept of homeland security, Gandhidham, Darwin Australia,Chattisgarh , Encyclopedia Britannica, the US Department of State,US Department of Defense, USAISC(The US millitary communications war command HQ) the The New York times, New York State Attorney general;s office, Apple (to look at my tech Gadget essentials), US house of representatives, The department of Homeland security and The Canadian ministry of education. and The office of the commissioner for baseball.

(I found five. make better movies and there’ll be more in next year’s list.)

2009 Bollywood what… the….fuck…was…that… films

1. Quick Gun Murugan: Intentionally WTFfy, but also unintentionally wtffy in many ways.

2. Luck by chance: like someone regurgitated guano as food-puke.

3. Paa : More like “what was the need for this?!” than “what the fuck… but then….same difference.

4. Luck: sort of defined “WTF”

5. Dilli 6: Monkey man sonam pegion onthe head wtf?!

6. Chandni Chowk to China: Don’t know whether to put this in he WTF category or to put it in spectacualar crash and burns of 2009(next category) but on the balance, its more WTFFy. Akshay kumar cry-crawled through it like he was om puri in a santhal-exploitation film.

7. Whats your Rashee: more like ….yeah…What Thuh Fuuu?!

Spectacular crash and burns of 2009

These are films which were either overhyped or came with a lot of expectations, but crashed and burned memorably (hey it doesn’t matter how you get publicity as long as you do)

Take it from a NYCer, New York was one big WTF. One of the worst movies on terrorism I have ever seen. It was just laughable but sadly it was not a comedy. The acting (John Neil and Katrina) was terrible too.

3 Idiots was mediocre. I expected a better movie from Hirani and Aamir. This is the most overrated movie of 2009.

Paa was funny and sad but could have been better. Good acting by everyone except Boman.

when someone who doesn’t fully understand how to make films nevertheless pretends he controls the medium, the result is often cacaphony and disharmony. The director often thinks …completely believes….that his film is a masterwork…and sells it to us as such.
this makes the assault on our senses worse. And we dislike being sold a bill of goods,