AuthorTopic: Random Puns (Read 101036 times)

Welcome, people! If you're up for groaning and facepalming over bad and even worse puns, you've come to the right place. Whenever a pun just pops into your head, just come here and let it out - you won't even have to tip the pun jar.

Basically I just thought it'd be nice to have a thread full of puns, wordplays and general bad jokes.

And to start this of, I'd like to mention, that if I were a greek god, my name would be Testicles.

And to start this of, I'd like to mention, that if I were a greek god, my name would be Testicles.

Sheeee-it! That's my line! I created a Greek ancestor when I was in my 20s and getting tired of the same old jokes on my last name. At Ellis Island, the ancestor, I said, was told that Testicles would not be acceptable in America. The jokes ended about then, but probably because those around me were growing up.But I took it seriously, as in this mug shot.

I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

Now the sayings of the High One are uttered in the hallfor the weal of men, for the woe of Jötuns,Hail, thou who hast spoken! Hail, thou that knowest!Hail, ye that have hearkened! Use, thou who hast learned!

So a Korean couple are in bed, and the husband burps, then farts. 'That's disgusting,' says the woman. 'It was the dog!' says the man, to which his girlfriend replies 'it couldn't be, I cooked it perfectly.'