Right now our neighbors across the street are having some sort of family function. So far there are 18 vehicles parked at and around their house. Before long we'll be unable to get out of our driveway. If nobody hears from us by Monday, send help.

Well, your popularity notwithstanding, those 30 people does not equal 30 cars, unless kids are driving at a younger age these days. In this case, the cars averaged 4 people each, so we’re talking close to a hundred people.

Also, I’m sorry for not showing up. I’m sure my invitation got lost in the mail.