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hajjpodge: This is too much for me.glenalec: A very hurry-up-and-wait type job, which is why sometimes I seem to live here, and then I am suddenly gone for a good while.glenalec: Specifically, I work in the Media Arts section of a University's humanities department and the gallery in question is a teaching gallery so is generally full of undergrad work of quality ranging from 'I just want to pass this subject' to absolutely brilliant.BavidDowie:@glenalec I sound like, and am, an irredeemable redneck; though I do have an enviable educationglenalec:@ignatz - I work at a place that has one. (The fact that I was the one holding the broom when the spider showed up is the give-away :-D )ignatz:@glenalec you have your own art gallery?! Lend us a fiver! glenalec:@BavidDowie - Ironically, when I was teaching English overseas, people kept thinking I had a British accent (I was very careful with my elocution for classes!)BavidDowie: I just read all of @glenalec 's comments in a ridiculous accent. I hail from Duck Dynasty country, though, so I know I don't have much room to criticize. glenalec:@grizzly Here in Aus, we're livin' the nightmare! :-Pgrizzly:@glenalec I will now name my nightmares @glenalecsglenalec: And, as mentioned, black snakes would prefer to hide from you than bite you. Tiger snakes are a lot more, ahem, pro-active about self defense.glenalec: My grandfather used to like having black snakes on the farm. They chased off the tiger snakes, and a black snake bite gave you a lot more time to get to a hospital for some anti-venom!Peter Pantsless:@glenalec The only dangerous ones we have around here are widows and recluses, and fortunately they're both really easy to identifyglenalec: vv Also, funnel-webs will actually chase you. Most dangerous critters down here only attack if you go out of your way to harass them. Tiger snakes being the other territorial meanie in my region.glenalec:@Peter Pantsless If it had been black, I would have run - funnel-webs don't generally live this far south, but local climate change is altering their range. Otherwise it is the teeny tiny (about 5cm abdomin, 1 inch leg-span) red-backs that you want to be careful of. Pretty much anything else will, at worst, make you violently ill, but is unlikely to actually kill you.Peter Pantsless:@glenalec Ahh, Jesus Christ!glenalec: vv It was a big boofy brown one which I am (rightly or wrongly) going to call a 'wood spider'. Nothing particularly dangerous-looking.glenalec:@Peter Pantsless - I actually found a huge spider in our art gallery just a few hours ago. I chased it on to the end of my broom and dropped it in the garden outside.Peter Pantsless:@glenalec What about "Ahhh Jesus Christ, spiders everywhere!"?glenalec: "Mate" and "G'day" are words we only generally say to tourists (or in strangely over-patriotic beer advertisements).

Science: Somebody stop me! Please.hajjpodge:@BavidDowie I love both comments so.BavidDowie:@hajjpodge Drninjaman beat me to the punch hajjpodge:@BavidDowie This is way too clever.hajjpodge: Green Man, friend of the Red Man.BavidDowie: Finally, peace in Northern Ireland. DrNinjaman: Cosplaying the "Troubles"Bohab: Three ninjas reunion even more depressing than you imagined...charlemagne: this broadcast of eyes wide shut has been brought to you by tic tacsHyphae: Just waiting on two more for the orgy to startglenalec: Blue Man Group rejects.

FireBreathingMarmot: Sharknabo. BavidDowie: Stahhhp! I am terror of the deeeep! DrinkMixMan: In an alternate underwater reality, this is the poster concept for director Steven Fishburg's thriler HANDSScoo: I don't even wait. And when you're a diver, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the dorsal fin. glenalec: Honk honk!

Felicity:@glenalec Probably folds out from the wall, maybe from that rounded rectangle to the left of the orange chairFireBreathingMarmot: Lunar quarters are made from lead in order to approximate the weight and feel of Earth quarters.addend: "The extra chair?" / "Oh, let me introduce your roommates..."charlemagne:@glenalec just nip over to the dark side, no one will mindScoo: I'll build my own Lunar Quarters! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the Lunar Quarters...Mr. Shine: I couldn't even afford lunar nickels.glenalec: Where's the loo?

Dr Awkward:@Warrax He's actually pretty oblivious to how much bigger the goats are than him and how much they could hurt him. He Got his tail stepped on this week so we'll see if he learned anything.Warrax: This dog is good with kids.

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