In this story, an "Ottawa-based professional wrestler filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against WWE hall of famer Abdullah the Butcher, claiming the wrestling legend gave him Hepatitis C during a 2007 match, forcing him to end his wrestling career prematurely."

When allowed to retort, alleged Hep C spreader Lawrence Shreve stated, "I'm not the only one that he has wrestled. He has wrestled everybody. He's been to Puerto Rico, all over."

This makes sense because everybody knows it's easier to get Hep C in Puerto Rico than when your professional-rasslin' foe employs an in-ring razor blade to (allegedly) draw blood from two people who then roll around on a mat in singlets or whatnot for show.