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Fri. 7/15/11 6:20pm
Robert in Seattle:
Stinkbug, where in Seattle are you?

Fri. 7/15/11 6:20pm
Danne D:
Lame fantasy of mine: In one of my college classes the professor always had this big Russki hat on his desk - I always wanted to run up to the front of the class, steal it, and run out.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:20pm
Listener Dave From Seattle:
Do it!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:20pm
New Topic:
Andy's Plunger Fantasy

Fri. 7/15/11 6:21pm
josh:
prank calls!!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:21pm
stinkbug:
presently I am downtown-ish

Fri. 7/15/11 6:21pm
other david:
...

Fri. 7/15/11 6:21pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
You guys should do remotes during the summer. Drive around Manhattan and accost pedestrians.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:30pm
Grammar Fascist:
I fantasize about executing people who put a period right after a comma.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:30pm
jerry:
i wish i could put a curse on someone where they lose control of their body and dance to "boogy wonderland" until they die

Fri. 7/15/11 6:31pm
alberto:
ever since i can remember i've fantasized about eating a steak of myself, you know, a nice filet off my thigh fresh off the grill

Fri. 7/15/11 6:31pm
Sean:
Extremely low frequency sounds can make you physically uncomfortable. I want to place speakers in a crowded public place and let the sounds roll. it might lead to other people pooping on the floor, something I myself would never be comfortable doing.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:32pm
Spike:
Jenny From the Bedroom is divorcing.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:32pm
Grammar Communist:
Most people fantasize about using active voice.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:32pm
Orlando:
someone got their BUTTOCKS glued to the toilet seat at the walmart. He had to be taken to the hospital with the seat still stuck to said BUTTOCKS.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:32pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I want to kill Casey Anthony and dump her corpse in a swamp.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:35pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Frangry, soak a steak in anti-freeze and give it to the dog. GAME OVER.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:35pm
Robert in Seattle:
Yeah, unfortunate that I work in a hospital...

Fri. 7/15/11 6:35pm
Driver:
I fantasize having a button to blow up the cars of NYC drivers who ignore right of way, and/or who have insurance fraud plates from FL, VA, PA, MI, etc.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:35pm
hamburger / london:
oh, sneaking some nasty porn into someone's powerpoint slides just before they're about to give a presentation...

Fri. 7/15/11 6:36pm
Larry da Perv:
Let's hang out at the M

Fri. 7/15/11 6:36pm
Ike:
Wow, I'm not very violent, I guess. I've never wanted to attack people, not since I was 12, as far as I can remember. And annoying loud bratty kids in public just make me want to duct tape their mouths, not punch them or anything like that. But it would be LOTS OF DUCT TAPE.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:37pm
moE:
I also fantasize about pretending to have tourette's and walk around yelling every insult and derogatory words and phrases at people walking by.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:37pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I fantasize about stealing gum from a woman's purse when she goes to the bathroom. That's pure Hitler-evil!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:41pm
Robert in Seattle:
Can you say "jerk wad" on the radio?

Fri. 7/15/11 6:41pm
Driver:
Danne D has a nerd voice, Woot!!!!!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:41pm
Navy Yard Davin:
I pissed in an ex-roommates pair of boots once when we were fighting. Did it while they were away for the weekend so they had a chance to dry and retain the smell indefinitely.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:41pm
Julie:
I dream of making my ex a member of NAMBLA

Fri. 7/15/11 6:41pm
Merle Allin:
I want to butt punch everyone on this board, then leave an upper decker in the bathroom at Starbucks.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:41pm
Eric:
I want to take my kayak and land on Plum Island ("Anthrax Island") and camp on the beach one night.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:42pm
JCJ:
Better would be to toss like ten lit cigarettes back into their car.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:43pm
Starbux:
yeah, wiping feces, my own or borrowed, on the handles of Starbucks doors and then bringing it to the attention of the staff very loudly

Fri. 7/15/11 6:43pm
TubaRuba:
Haha I liked Danne's idea - at least it wasn't in the genre of "stuff 14-year-olds talk about during lunch period"

Fri. 7/15/11 6:43pm
Danne D:
Damn, Julie - that's pretty hardcore

Fri. 7/15/11 6:43pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Borrowed feces?

Fri. 7/15/11 6:43pm
Driver:
Yeah, shocking, huh?

Fri. 7/15/11 6:44pm
moE:
Lately I've been thinking about shoving people out of the subway car right before the door closes then waving bye bye to them.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:44pm
Julie:
@Danne there is no limit to my anger ;) I'd settle for sending him right wing propaganda at work

Fri. 7/15/11 6:45pm
Danne D:
Wait, Julie - do you want to make them a member of NAMBLA or do you want to frame them?

Fri. 7/15/11 6:45pm
Sean:
I teach at a college, and some of my students are serious pains. I wouldn't feel right giving them bad grades just because I don't like them, so I'd like to teach them a foundational concept entirely wrong, and seriously drive the point home. My hope is that it intellectually screws them over for the rest of their lives, and everybody treats them like the moron I've made them.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:46pm
Robert in Seattle:
Hey, someone on the board already mentioned a cigarette glued to a plunger. Disqualified!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:46pm
Julie:
@Danne whatever works

Fri. 7/15/11 6:46pm
Driver:
Mikey was in prison for stalking.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:46pm
Danne D:
um, a close relative of mine used to do the whole "send a guy you don't like a bunch of embarrassing subscriptions" thing.

my one winning call was on the revenge show btw

Fri. 7/15/11 6:47pm
other david:
Sean wins! FRANGRY!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:47pm
derwood:
i plugged the toilet at the inlaws house and couldn't find a plunger in the bathroom. went out to ask my wife where they kept the plunger and her mother went in the bathroom. she came out and got the plunger and plunged my turd. i was so embarrased.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:47pm
Driver:
People stealing my material from the board for calls is a COMPLIMENT. I have plenty of shirts.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:47pm
Danne D:
Note to self: be extra nice to Julie the next time I see her around the station...

Fri. 7/15/11 6:47pm
moE:
This guy always sounds like he's going to have something good to say then it's like shut up.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:48pm
hamburger / london:
BWAR! I just figured out who's been shining a laser pointer into my room from across the block.. least I got some 'inspiration' now

Fri. 7/15/11 6:48pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
How about another slooow dance?

Fri. 7/15/11 6:48pm
TubaRuba:
@moE - ha!

Fri. 7/15/11 6:48pm
Robert in Seattle:
You're a saint, Driver.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:49pm
Danne D:
wtf, dude just like ripped off my call

Fri. 7/15/11 6:49pm
Driver:
@Robert: Me and Mother Fucking Theresa.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:49pm
other david:
Some Catholic churches here in Ireland broadcast their sermons live over the radio, I've got a transmitter.. and I've thought about jamming them with a voice reading out reports on the clerical sex abuse, alongside the best in uncouth music.

Not done, yet.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:50pm
Julie:
OH that shrimp story was priceless

Fri. 7/15/11 6:51pm
Orlando:
I throw loose change at cars that cut me off on the road.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:52pm
Driver:
Andy is a guaranteed funny-killer.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:52pm
Admiral:
I want to hack a luggie (sp?) in my hand and go up to the petition people who want to save the forests and shake their hand telling them I just jacked-off.

Fri. 7/15/11 6:52pm
Pinball:
i want to make the tea baggers live in boston....

Fri. 7/15/11 6:58pm
Pinball:
i want to make frangry and andy listen to this show over and over until they promiss not to do another one like this

Fri. 7/15/11 6:58pm
FRANGRY:
BYE WEIRDOS

Fri. 7/15/11 6:58pm
Good Co.:
I have man mammaries, and I want to ride Transit holding a small stuffed bear up to my bare chest... give it a little milk mustache... then burp the lil guy over my shoulder while smiling and humming Proud to be an American.

Sat. 7/16/11 5:41am
zombies:
The Bill O'Reilly caller was stupid. He had his radio on all the time and didn't even disclose anything he'd like to DO himself. I regretted Frangry not hanging up on them.

Sun. 7/17/11 2:17pm
Sid from White Plains:
I hadn't seen the comments page when I called w/ cig butt glued to plunger bad, bad thing. This was an instance of great minds thinking alike.