On the other end of the spectrum, there was Paulina Rubio in a sharp-shouldered sequined onesie in fishnets. (Let me just say, the word onesie should never appear in a fashion commentary. Ever. Damn you, Beyonce and Katy Perry!) Other words that should never appear together in a red carpet recap: Houndstooth cut-out. Thank you for sharing, Adrienne Bailon. Alejandra Guzman's designer apparently hit the closeout sale at the Rag Shop, picking up gold-trimmed black lace, teal silk and black satin for a song. Too bad he or she forgot to make the dress.