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Saturday, January 31, 2009

See, the way it works on a sidewalk is, there are lanes of traffic (i.e., people on either side, walking up and down). So when you need to turn left, it means you're turning into a lane of traffic (e.g., a person). Now, when you're pushing the World's Largest Stroller and turn left directly into my path, and I'm running with my dog, your carriage felt like a tractor-trailer. Just think for one second about the other people in the world around you. And for those wondering, the baby was fine, because it was safely esconced in the Cadillac Escalade of strollers, as was the dog, because I took the blow.

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