"In previous reports, we've given it to you straight. But since all the other banks are lying through their teeth, we figure now, what the heck? It's all just on paper anyway, right? So, consistent with current banking convention, we have now written up all our nonperforming loans. Our current earnings are now $12.00 per share."

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