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n. the stimulation or manipulation of one's own taste buds, esp. to feeling of taste orgasm; self-gratification through food.
Sensation primarily brought on by they pure awesome that is the KFC Double Down chicken sammich.

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n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!