I’m allergic to cats, and by far more of a dog person. However, I used to have a cat in my youth and – for some reason, yours keeps stealing the limelight. First of, is it a girl? That she is still wearing the Lei is amazing. And then, because it seems like she likes IT! Do I look pretty? Oh, so pretty? Where are my fans? Where’s the camera, I’m ready for my close-up. (away from the dog please, eyes here, just on me) And I think your doggie, he frankly looks pissed off at you. hahahaha

Schooner (the cat) is very good at stealing the limelight, at least when he actually decides to pose for the camera. Schooner’s a boy, Choppy is a girl (though she looks very masculine). And she actually seems to love getting dressed up – as soon as I go near her tubs of costumes, she gets excited about taking a picture.

Now I’m thinking of all the ways one can be injured by a pineapple. Eating the eyes (ouch on the tongue), someone throwing one at you, getting sick from eating bad pineapple (though is that a real injury?), etc.