happy valentines day!…

(exchanging heart-shaped boxes full of chocolate…)

daughter: ok i’m not going to touch that box of chocolates – haven’t been to the gym in a week!little tobin: me either! and i’m way fatter than you!…let’s hide them…daughter: or we could just throw them away…little tobin: well, but you know, i’m not above getting them out of the trash…daughter: oh this is so true, we could put them in the trash outside?little tobin: nahh, how about down the garbage disposal?daughter: yes, perfect!little tobin & daughter:(voiced like they are going into battle with the chocolates) TO THE DISPOSAL!!!(sort of running with offending chocolates in hand)