I mean, who fucking cares about achievements or facebook? Seriously? This is why online replays aren't coming until an expansion? This is why the ui is a bloated piece of garbage? Get your priorities straight you money-grabbing cocksuckers. This isn't adding new features, this is just marketing bullshit. Blizzard's getting paid a pretty penny and when there's a penny on the road they'll drop all else to get it just like dwarves and pants from a freshly-slain co-worker amidst a goblin siege.

When I first read this I thought it was a joke but it was a TL mod linking it and they do their research. Then I realized it was serious and my jaw dropped and I was like, "What. The. Fuck."