[quote="willyloafofphora"]Both of my grandpas are dead. How come I always miss out.[/quote]

Sorry about your Grandparents being dead....................but you wonâ€™t miss out with them not being around..........You will get to enjoy the pleasure of watching the looks on the faces of YOUR FRIENDS that bring their Grandparents to Watch Your Grandparents Fuck Camp......There is nothing more fun than seeing THAT horrified look on your friends faces when they see their Granddad going down on Grandma in front of a crowd of cheering onlookers..........

I'm a grandparent, and still quite happily sexual. Not that I want to be watched, you understand, but if I were it would look pretty similar to when I was in my 30's, except a bit more wrinkled and less hair. It's still a lot of fun, but quite mediocre as pornography both then and now.

I agree with this idea. Isn't it time we quit looking to our youth as inspiration for everything? I mean really! What do they know? They think they are wild, original, cutting edge with their ideas and actions... It's all been done before.

TheFunkHole wrote:I agree with this idea. Isn't it time we quit looking to our youth as inspiration for everything? I mean really! What do they know? They think they are wild, original, cutting edge with their ideas and actions... It's all been done before.

Bring it on Grandparents! Show us you know what's up.

Okay. That's my "call." LOL

To those youth who would disparage gummers, they just haven't had the delightful experience! I say leave the teeth OUT. It's DYNAMITE!

It's a long, strange journey to a restrospectively inevitable destination.

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,

bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

" My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.

He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -

I'm contempting some evolutionary experiment where one's grandparents had swaped. (Maternal grandfather with a Paternal grandmother and vis vers. ) have two kids, bi-half brother and sister of one's parents who then have a kid of their own. A quadruple first cousin. They do this kid of cross breeding all the time in corn. I'm in love already.