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Wednesday, 11 November 2009

One of the hazards of being a moderately successful socialist blogger is the tendency to attract strange people. This blog has seen trolls of the fascist moonbat variety. There's been racists with bizarre grievances against other bloggers. And occasionally close comrades have been lucky enough to receive peculiar letters.

On Monday this fine tradition continued when an unsolicited email dropped into my inbox. Take a look for yourself:

Dear Phil

I am writing to send you the song 'Gordon Brown be my Angel', which fetched me a thank-you letter from the Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

Brahms LullabyGordon Brown! Gordon Brown!Will you be my angel?Guardian angel is what I meantWill you rescue my soul?For you are in chargeOf these people I wrote toStephen Timms, Jack StrawLet me place my trust in youGordon Brown! MP’s!Let me sing out loudFor what you do, for my countryFor my reproductive systemYou right wrongs! My right’s been wrongedI am desperate for youNot just you! There’s Jon HerringI’m a violated womanGordon Brown, help me sleep!Help me sleep like a babyWill my babies ever come out?Maternal desires!I lost my womanhoodIn a sinister curseGordon Brown! Bring it back!You are perfect for that!Gordon Brown, Gordon BrownChase the devil for me!!

EdelweissGordon Brown, Gordon BrownWe’re all thinking about youAll the time, day and nightYou are here to help me!Uphold justice, apply the lawFill the gaps in the systemThere’re loopholes, they ain’t goodI continue to sufferPlease act fast cos people forget thingsMy whole load of witnesses!Go find out from your 8 MP’sHuman life can be tragic!!Gordon Brown, lift my hopeBless my country for now please!Legal history will be made

Pseudonym ‘Eva Jo Frogster’

The song is about the sexual offence of procuring women by false pretenses, which was outlawed 124 years ago and is illegal under Sections 74 and 76 of the Sexual Offences Act (2003). In the 2006 Harvinder S Jheeta case, it was treated as rape by fraud when the criminal conviction was laid down.

I think it's pretty obvious that this person is mentally unwell in some way - just look at her listed interests on her YouTube profile. So it's a bit out of order for socialists to publicly mock her like this.

eh? My IP address is nothing interesting, do you want me to give it to you?As for the 'mentally unwell', being upset from the status of being a victim of criminal offences is as mentally unwell as I can be. I get studied by sociologists and I am perfectly sane, having more phone calls with my Member of Parliament's office than I have with my friends. I have had high levels of dehydroepiandrosterone within my body to protect me from any serious 'mental unwellness' and also

statistically over 65% of people have a great laugh when then listen to my song, the rest think it's strange or they don't understand English/Current affairs so I'm not bothered if anyone thinks it's shit, because lots of people disagree with that. Besides, this song is FREE OF CHARGE to listen to, so there's nothing to lose.

the police have already given written approval for me to sing this thing right in front of Parliament; but I have to pay the Council hundreds of pounds and haven't got equipment yet.

And I didn't know what any of these blogs were until a few days ago. I don't have the time to read the blogs, I just send my song everywhere- hehehe

also Frogster IS NOT my real surname! I have learned not to use my real name for complicated legal reasons

Also I was taking the piss on my 'list of interests on youtube' there are so many vile and vulgar youtube users and I do not like to really share my interests and personal life with them, hence writing bullshit on my youtube profile and for the same reason I've never written a blog. I do not see how you can possibly tell whether someone is mentally well or unwell from digital means, when you have never been anywhere near that person in your life. Besides if you were also a victim of sociopathic manipulation statistically there would be a very good chance you'd be dead. That's not ideal and you'd not have the luxury of thinking about whether you're "mentally unwell" (or whether you're being publicly mocked)- to me that's a fancy and elaborate description for the word 'unhappy'.

Albert Einstein said, 'make things as simple as possible, but no simpler'.