Short Dude Tries To Leap Frog Over His Buddy But It Ends Poorly For Him But Wonderfully For Us

So simple. Yet so effective. This incident just reconfirms the notion of “Don’t trust anyone.” You ever wonder why you girlfriend flips her iPhone over when she places it down? Because she’s cheating, bro. AIN’T THAT RIGHT, PAIGE?! I WANT MY FUCKING SWEATSHIRTS BACK, I LOANED THOSE TO YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS FUCKING COLD AND IT WAS OBNOXIOUS. Oh shit, I forgot what we were talking about.

Remember bros, the only thing trust will get you is a broken heart or a mouthful of dirt.