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Monday, March 28, 2011

SO THE MOVE IS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!in Aprilwe will be1. moving out of our 1712 location2. new hours! 11-7 wed-sun3. moving into our 1815 19th st location4. launching our new website5. and our new blogmore on all this soon!!

Sunday, March 13, 2011

SHE KNOWS how to party.I like her style.She wanted to take a trip to Port Costato stay in this haunted brothel hotel that was builtin the 1890s.The town has like 2 buildings in it:The burlington hotel and the restaurant/bar, literally 10 stepsacross the streetthat boasts a beer list of like 500 bottles from around the world.

(they will also sell you $11 vodka redbulls)

Feel Free to SKIP the$14 iceberg salad bar with soupthat the restaurant had on its huge 5 item menu.

The time of day we arrived was perfect.The lighting inside and out was soft.The air was cool and gentle.I felt relaxed and welcome, but alsonervous and wildly curious to run into everyhallway, peek into every bolted door crack,feel sharp temperature drops,hear whispers...I was so ready to soak it all up.

Old hanging lights in the worn wood barand thesun setting across the water provideda "glad you are here" glow...

We checked in at the bar across the streetand then wandered all around the mansion brothellooking for stories and locked roomsand secrets to get into...so much to see, but there's also500 beers summoning me.Calling me into a barwith wild deadanimals, skin and brain cells...

I can also warn you of the "fuckin-A"Russian NO FEAR whore whowill entertain your men right in frontof you. Watching her work was awesome.She must have learned somewhere downthat long-ass road she's been onthat guys like to be told they are "Trouble",and want women who thinkthey are B A D....

She tried her hardest to make Joshdance like John Travolta carrying a red can of paint.

I could also get really into howshe was dressed and the way she movedand how much I Hate Fried Chicken,but we'll save that for later so wecan stay focused on this trip youare dying to take.....