Royal Air Force medic Senior Aircraftman Davied* Bartley from RAF Linton-on-Ouse recently had to use his training outside of work when he was first-on-scene at a two-car road traffic collision near Church Fenton.

Where the **** was MOD PR when I came across (fnarr, fnarr), a traffic accident in Belize where two trucks from different villages had met on a mountain road and brushed sides, squashing one kid to death.

As a Cpl., passing by I had to administer first aid to the other injured peeps, pronounce the kid dead and then stand between the two bunches of peeps with my SMG and no ammo, to stop them machetying each other to death for 5 hours until the Belize Elderly William arrived.

Well done the RAF medic chaps anyway.

The internet hadn't been invented when I was in Belize. Or maybe it had but it was secret then.