Dunatis, frankly I am shocked by this whole gambit. As the internet chum of yours who has easily the most disposable income to give to shady Kickstarter campaigns and a track record to prove it, you should be whoring yourself out to me rather than Chammi.

I patiently await some quality pandering.

Ah, but he knows how much I adore facial hair and therefore, thought he’d win over my heart and then my pocketbook.