As ATL points out, "if you’re going to be hazing your pledges, you should know better than to leave a paper trail — especially when it sounds like you’re planning on drowning your newest members."

It also costs $75 to join Phi Delta Phi.

Belonging to a family of sorts in college, at any level, is fun and an important part of the process, but given the state of Michigan's less-than-stellar bar exam results, these students might want to focus more on their studies and less on stereotypical hazing rituals.