No but I returned this device and sent the accompanying letter however they have not replied yet so I don't think much of their customer service. :)

Erotic City. 1/7/12To whom it may concern.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am am returning a product I purchased at your Vsocany store in the shopping centre some few months ago. I am not asking for my money back I am complaining about the product. I tried it once and then never again and was going to throw it away but I have changed my mind and feel you should get some honest feedback about the goods you sell despite - the personal nature of them and a perhaps understandable reluctance to complain by customers.

This is called Wet Dreams and may I say Tortured Nightmare would be a more appropriate name. I do not boast about my endowment. I am below medium height and of a slim build and have never measured my penis. However this device is painful to use even if using lubrication. It does in no way (to quote the overblown advertising on the side) “feel like the orgasmic convulsions of a real woman's pussy.” I would like to note that a woman's vagina can accommodate a variety of penis size. I would have written to the manufacturers but they neglected to put their details on the product's box no doubt to discourage letters such as mine to yourselves.

I plan on leaving the item at the above shop with this letter and await your response with interest.

omg yes someone was at my house and I had used it and put it in a toy bag but I forgot to put it back in the closet so when they came in they were like yuck someones sex toy you know someone left their sextoy here lol I played along and said gross give it here I'll find out whose it is then I put it back in its proper place lolAnything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.

1. My 13 year old son found one. I share custody with my ex so my son is with me half the time. When he's not with me, I tend to have alot of playtime and not worry about having to hide my toys. On this particular day, something in our schedule changed and my son was dropped off at my place while I was at work and I didn't know about it until he had been there for a couple of hours already. It figures that the night before, I not only had a couple of toys out on my bed and sidetable but I had some inappropriate reading/viewing material as well! When I realized he was there, I went into serious panic mode, dropped everything at work and flew home. Needless to say, we had to have a very serious and insanely awkward heart-heart chat that afternoon about mom's needs - UGH! Something I never want to do again!

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2. I was travelling and decided to take one of my vibes with me. As silly as this sounds, I thought if I hid the vibe...wrap it up and stuff it in to a pair of runners, that it would go unnoticed. I mean, why would they need to pull it out and see it?? Well, they did. They not only opened my luggage but literally went diving for that damn vibe in front of everyone waiting in line. Of course it was two very handsome security guards doing the searching and they looked like they were having WAY too much fun with it. I was initially very humiliated but then realized..who the f**k cares? Enjoy horny bastards, lol.

Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

my father and brother were helping me move once... and the box ripped apart and a few of my toys fell out..... totally embarassing to all three of us.....Work your way through the fuzz to get into the sweet juices

Yes, most embarrassing. I was at the airport coming back from a vacation with my husband. A US Customs officer found my vibrator while inspecting my bag. He had a sense of humor about it. We looked at each other and laughed.

Omg yes and I want the ground to swallow me every time. My dad has a couple of times. Changed my sheets and put it under my pillow. Not a word said. The other was a toy is bought and still had it boxed in a bag. I put it in a kitchen cupboard when my dad walked in, meaning to move it later. It found its way on my bed again. And again nothing said! I hate those moments lol

One time at a birthday party at my house, with teenagers and older folks around someone found my vibrator. Only, it wasn't a human that found it. No, it just so happened that it was my very inquisitive pet ferret. He not only found it he gnawed it up and then brought it down the stairs into the living room dragging it under him into the middle of the room, bites and pieces chewed out of it, to the shock of everyone who was there. That was hard to not blush over. You should have seen me chasing him around yelling at him to give me the dildo! Oh, and no it wasn't a metal vibrator, it was one of those big rubbery jelly ones. My kids thought it was super funny but I was highly embarrassed that the older folks saw it. They probably were laughing all the way home over it too. How embarrassing!

One time at a birthday party at my house, with teenagers and older folks around someone found my vibrator. Only, it wasn't a human that found it. No, it just so happened that it was my very inquisitive pet ferret. He not only found it he gnawed it up and then brought it down the stairs into the living room dragging it under him into the middle of the room, bites and pieces chewed out of it, to the shock of everyone who was there. That was hard to not blush over. You should have seen me chasing him around yelling at him to give me the dildo! Oh, and no it wasn't a metal vibrator, it was one of those big rubbery jelly ones. My kids thought it was super funny but I was highly embarrassed that the older folks saw it. They probably were laughing all the way home over it too. How embarrassing!

I was married, in the military and stationed in Okinawa Japan. I got my orders to come back to the states, and the contracted movers came to pack up our house. The wife and I were busy with all the other things we needed to be done in order to get moved, so we were basically ignoraing the packers, letting them do their job. When we got our house in the states, and our household goods were delivered, we found a box marked "bedroom appliances" which when we opened contained our extensive collection of toys, lubes and other items. We had to laugh, because it never occured to us to pack up our toys before the movers got there.

Yes my friend has found mine before! Was getting changed and went rummaging through my knicker draw for the right pair and uncovered it by accident!! She just said something like "Dirty cow!" and I just said "what? and you haven't?" which kind of ended it. I guess it could have led to a much more interesting conversation though lol

No toy. But when my mother in law came up for a few days she went in to the bedroom to pick up and do some laundry and had to see a huge bottle of lube we had sitting on are night stand at first I was embarrassed but then I figured we did not tell her to clean the bedroom so who gives a shit

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Omg yes! I have many and i keep them in a toy chest in the back of my closet, well my niece was over and found it, thinking it was treasure she opened it and pretended they were swords! Lol i was embarassed and when her mother asked what she did at my house she told her she found treasure! Lol i think i turned so red a tomato could have been used as a comparison!

Another time was at the airport! of course they have to go through everything! Even the little bag with my toy in it! Lol

Giggles, yes! My step-son who is 10 found one of my vibrators and said to me "Hey Ashley, look it is another massage thing." I laughed and said yes, it is. He then asked what it was for, that is when I told him to get out of his father and my room. :D Needless to say my husband and I are not ashamed to leave them out. ;) It is a normal thing, I think as a parent it is best not to lie about what things are. SO...yeah.

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