VY Canis Majoris

VY Canis Majoris is the gayest star in the universe. It is worshipped by the Barney Bunch, and it shines Drewland with all of its might. It is part of a constellation called Penus, a cock that is 20 light years long. It can make anything unswell in the universe go blind. It is the largest red supergiant ever recorded. It is known for its swell rays, which can cause swellsposions.