The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"