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There can be few words more unwelcome than those when you are halfway into your London escorts. But that is just what happened to me the other day in a flat in Bayswater.

The Lovely London Girl I chose

I had chosen the girl from the website, blonde, big boobs, lovely sexy outfit, that was requested. I had made my way over to Bayswater a lovely part of London near Hyde Park and Queensway tube station.

Bayswater Station, London

She met me at the door, looking sexy in pink with her big boobs ready for play. We quickly sorted to the paperwork and sat on the bed…

..Crash!!

Breaking My Bayswater Bed!

The bed collapsed! Oh no, not a great a start, but, I lifted up the mattress and rearranged some of the slats that were still there and the bed was back to working order. She was a shy girl and we were just chatting and getting to know one another when here was a big knock on the door. It was the landlord wanting to come in for a viewing!

My Beating Heart!

My heart jumped a bit, but I was soon out of the door and waiting, unseen, for him to leave. He did a few minutes later and I was back in the flat trying to resume the date.

That can be a little difficult, especially when the lady tells you only have 5 minutes left and you need to start from the beginning! I managed to explain to her that actually it was more like 20 and she reluctantly agreed to about 15.

Time flew and the date was over, one of the more eventful and unexpected ones! I asked for the shower and was handed some toilet roll.

Fortunately, I had used one of London’s Premier agencies, Dior Escorts, and they have already made it up to me, which I think is excellent service considering none of it was their fault.