[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks!We are the jockeys, jockeys are weWe live underground in a fiberglass tree[Jockey #1] Ha![Jockey #2] Ooo![Jockey #3] Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme[Jockey #4] On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream[Jockey #5] But all is not well in Jockey Town[Jockey #6] Your renegade horse is making us frown

[Jockey #7] Your horse must lose[Homer] My horse must lose?[Jockey #7] No win![Jockey #8] No show![Jockey #3] No place![Jockey #4] Just lose the stinkin' race[Homer] And what if I refuse to lose?[Jockey #8] We'll eat your brain[Homer] My horse must lose!