"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.

It would be completely immoral and implausible, but people who make statements belittling the seriousness of rape should be raped themselves. Something for them to reflect on before they go making ridiculous, careless, and inhumane statements the next time.

"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

AdolfOliverPanties:"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

I think Democrats should send a slice of bread and a fish to the Akin campaign.

Lulli Akin said that efforts to push her husband out of the race threaten to replace elections "by the people and for the people" with "tyranny, a top-down approach." She added, "Party bosses dictating who is allowed to advance through the party and make all the decisions-it's just like 1776 in that way."

You know, I don't completely disagree with her. I spent some time a few weeks ago trying to explain to an old Democrat why so many people my age are independents. Not because there's a chance in hell that we might ever vote for Republicans, but because we feel the two party system is broken.

The closest I will *EVER* get to choosing who is President of the United States is by hectoring my family in New Hampshire to vote the way I want them to.

In 2012, time travel was invented. From that day forward, whenever anyone made an asinine comment about tyranny, they were sent back in time so that me and my trusty axe could show them what tyranny really was. I am George Washington, and I am a looper.

Diogenes:It would be completely immoral and implausible, but people who make statements belittling the seriousness of rape should be raped themselves. Something for them to reflect on before they go making ridiculous, careless, and inhumane statements the next time.

You would probably have foreveralone's belittling rape just so they could get some human contact.

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"

AdolfOliverPanties:"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.

God can't make campaign contributions because he's not a person (or even a corporation). This is why he became flesh in the person of Jesus Christ... so that he may comply with our campaign finance laws.

AdolfOliverPanties:"God can increase," she said, citing the "Feeding of the 5,000" - a Gospel miracle in which Jesus uses five small barley loaves and two small fish to feed a multitude. The campaign will take small contributions, "respect them, and say 'God, multiply it. Make it pay,' " Lulli Akin said. "It brought us through the primary, same way. We're gonna see it again, because God wants to be honored."

Holy fark, some people are retarded. Religion just lets people be a stupid and unaccountable as they want.

Yup, that is pretty much the dealeo.Trade away your money and disbelief in return for "absolution".

You know, back in highschool, when my EXbff betrayed me and I said the biatch stabbed me in the back? I meant that. I mean, it was like she legit took a real knife and totes plunged it into my back. It was that bad. I should have gone to the ER because of how bad that skank stabbed me in the back.

"I had pancakes this morning. I felt raped, because pancakes are like rape. It was a small rape, however Jesus multiplied the rape in much the same way he multiples fish and loaves. I was raped multiple times.....or at least it felt like it. It was the rapiest rape of all time. My personal relationship with Jesus is one of rape....super rapey rape. I know the pain of Lucretia....for I am a victim of rape. Rape I say.....did I mention the rape?"

How many levels of meta are we going to go on this rape thing? Please please please Mr. Stewart, go third level meta tonight with mentioning that this woman has raped your delicate ears with her retarded analogies.

Akin's understandably upset. He got himself all dressed up for the Republicans and said all the things they wanted to hear. He spent a lot of money and it's not like he wanted something unreasonable in return. Then at the last minute, they suddenly changed their minds and said no. Well, Todd Akin's not going to be made to look like a fool by these people. He wants whatever he can get out of the Republicans and he's not going to pull out until he is satisified.