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Monday, April 3, 2017

Movie Review: Life (R – 104 minutes)

Movies that take place on a spaceship while an alien
lifeform wipes through the cast one at a time all owe a debt to Alien. It might
not be the first that did it, but it sure did it the best. And that’s both the blessing and curse,
nothing else can really come close to that movie, despite how hard they try.

In Life, the crew (Sho Murakami, Rory Adams, Miranda North,
David Jordan, Ekaterina Golovkina, and Hugh Derry) of the International Space
Station is ready to receive an unmanned vessel is returning from a trip to Mars
with some important samples when it is hit by some random meteorites. With the
vessel damaged, the crew sends out Rory to use the arm of the station to catch
it.

They immediately start to work on the samples. Imagine their surprise when scientist Hugh finds
a single-cell organism in some of the rock/dust samples. It bears some
resemblance to earth-based protozoa and he feeds it some glucose. Sure enough, the organism starts getting
bigger and since every cell of it does everything, essentially, it’s all eye,
all brain, and all muscle. The crew is entranced
because as it gets bigger it grows little wing-like appendages and starts creepily
caressing Hugh’s finger. The ISS is in
constant communication with earth, so some elementary school kids who won a
contest get to name the alien, and name it after their school, Calvin.

Well, since no one in the crew has ever seen a movie, Hugh
continues to feed and experiment with Calvin.
After he goes non-responsive when his tank accidentally loses air, Hugh
decides to poke him with an electrical rod. Calvin doesn’t like that, promptly
grabs Hugh, crushes his hand to a bloody pulp, then figures out how to grab a
sharp thing to cut the glove and squish himself through a tiny hole.

Since he’s trapped in the lab with an
unconscious Hugh, he goes after the resident lab rat, and crushes/consumes it –
getting even bigger. Rory decides to go in after Hugh – he gets Hugh out, but gets
stuck in there with Calvin. He attempts to
burn Calvin, who dodges him by whipping around the lab like one of those sticky
octopus toys you used to throw at the wall.
Sure enough, Calvin flips the script and goes inside Rory, to consume
more and get bigger.

Calvin, now looking mostly like a squishy malevolent space
butterfly, starts looking for an exit.
He tries getting out the air vents of the room, which the crew can only shut
one at a time, because, drama. Calvin is just too fast for drama, and gets out
of the last one prior to it being shut. The crew figures out that he seems to
be looking for water/oxygen/coolant to consume.
They try to send a distress signal, but communications are down, so
Ekaterina decides to go outside to correct the issue. When she gets outside to fix the
communications, for some reason she has to open a tube, and sure enough –
Calvin explodes out of it, sticky-grapping her suit to get at her coolant. Rupturing her coolant causes her suit to
flood from the inside. She makes it back to the hatch, but refuses to let
Calvin in, so David gets to watch her die.

Calvin still has four crew members to kill and starts trying
to get in through the thrusters. Sho figures out how to prevent this, but then Miranda
reminds everyone that they are the last line of defense, and they absolutely
cannot let Calvin get to earth, so they agree to let him back in the station. They come up with a plan to get him trapped in
a room, suck the air out, and suffocate him.
A solid plan, but he evades them by hiding on Hugh’s leg (Hugh’s
paralyzed, so he can’t feel his legs) to sneak into a room with them. Sho gets separated from Miranda and Dave, who
try to convince Calvin to get off Hugh’s now dead body – but he’s even bigger
now and more flappy and less sticky.

Sho (who of course just had a baby (this movie uses all the stereotypical
character tropes it can find) is hiding in sleeping quarters and Miranda and
Dave are in with the computers. They can
see Sho on the computer layout of the station – as well as Calvin – who seems
to have sucked Hugh’s locator out of his leg. Gross and convenient. In any case, suddenly a rescue pod shows up
from the surface. However, Miranda tells Dave they are not rescue. They received
part of the distress signal, and since they are the final line of defense (this
is mentioned several times), the pod is just going to push the station out of
orbit into deep space. Sho doesn’t know that, and heads towards the pod to get
rescued, right through the room that Calvin is hanging out in with Hugh’s
body. Calvin goes with Sho to the pod
and makes quick work of the two in the pod and Sho.

With only Dave and Miranda left, and oxygen running out
through the station, everyone is starting to need some air. Dave and Miranda
come up with a plan to use the two lifeboats. Dave will lure Calvin with him
using Oxygen torches, which are these neat little tube deals that give off
oxygen, and Miranda will take the other one to earth. This all goes pretty well, since Calvin is
all about hugging the torches.

He even
looks pretty cute while doing that with his sticky, flappy wings and artichoke-like
face/head. Dave gets him in the pod and
they head off into deep space, while Miranda makes it to the other lifeboat/pod,
swiftly recording a message to let everyone know what they found is dangerous,
in case she doesn’t survive reentry. The
station is breaking up as they are pushing off, and the two pods cross back and
forth several times.

Spoiler alert here – but of course, you can tell what’s going
to happen.

The next shot is a pod landing on earth in water near a
fishing boat, and two fishermen motor up to it, looking into the window, they
see Dave wrapped up in Calvin’s loving embrace Dave screams for them to not
open the door – they sure do open the door – and we see Miranda in her pod screaming
as she realizes she is heading into deep space.

It’s a twist you see coming, but is still well done. Director Daniel Espinosa also did Safe House,
and has a gift for tense claustrophobic action pieces. The tension builds as the movie progresses,
and the scenes of them attempting to find Calvin on the station as he hides
from them are pretty great. The design
of the station was also wonderful, and really added to the tight enclosed
nature of the movie. The opening single
shot following the crew members from room to room is really interesting. They have to be weightless for the whole
movie, and is believable for the most part.
The look of Calvin is interesting as well. I will say that we did not
need the Calvin POV shots - he seems to see as if he is underwater, and that was
distracting rather than engaging. Overall, the movie is serviceable, the story
standard, and the cast decent.

Hiroyuki Sanada plays Sho Murakami, and yes, if you count
Sunshine, this is the second time he’s played an Astronaut. He seems to be the chief engineer of the
station, and since his wife just had a baby, he’s really motivated to get back
to earth. He’s great, very stoic, and
does get to die being sucked out into space as Calvin uses him as a ladder to
get back inside. Pretty epic as death scenes go.

Ryan Reynolds plays Rory Adams, but was supposed to play
Dave. He had a scheduling conflict so took a smaller role in the movie. Reynolds
seems to be the most practical person on the station: “Don’t call it Calvin”, “Don’t
poke it with that electrical rod”, etc. So of course, because he’s the most
practical, he’s the first one to die. I
will admit that I closed my eyes as Calvin sneaks down his throat and seems to
devour him from the inside out.

Rebecca Ferguson plays Miranda North, and is the last line
of defense for the station (enough already, we get it!). She is all business, and is willing to do
whatever it takes to make sure Calvin does not get down to earth.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays David Jordan and as the movie begins
he’s being lectured on how he’s been up there too long, and so he has some
complicated backstory issues about not really liking humanity and not really
wanting to go back to earth. As such, he’s the perfect one to sacrifice himself
to get Calvin away from earth.

Olga Dihovichnaya plays Ekaterina Golovkina, and she seems
to be the commander of the station, but also after Rory gets killed, the one
most qualified to go out in a spacesuit to repair the communications
system. She tough and smart, and sheesh,
drowning in your space suit is a horrific way to go out.

Ariyon Bakare plays Hugh Derry and he does a good job of
being happy to be in space, since his not-functioning legs are not nearly the
detriment in zero gravity. But, every step he makes with Calvin was just suspicious.
At some point you have to realize that feeding and cuddling your potentially
deadly space butterfly is a mistake.

Overall, the movie is just fine. It’s not great, but it’s
not terrible. It’s an interesting story that you’ve seen a couple of times
before. I did read somewhere online that
the showrunners were not denying that it could be seen as a prequel to a
Venom-style symbiote movie. Very
interesting, and in that case, wouldn’t Gyllenhaal be playing John Jonah
Jameson Jr.? Well, maybe not, but I
certainly enjoyed that angle.

6 out of 10 - Gained points for the possible Venom
connection, and for Calvin cuddling the oxygen torches – adorable.

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