So I launched a little satellite with a fleet of cubesats on board, which it placed in orbits of various heights, but didn't have enough fuel to de-orbit itself once the mission was over.
Sounds like a job for Ceres, I thought, so I launched one at once.
Pushed it, retrograde, such that our periapsis dropped to 50km, then boosted Ceres back into a proper orbit for later use.

Now, men, and women, it seems we have vastly underestimated the capabilities of a simple part loader.

It appears that through excessive use of it, something went wrong. We, friends, took the plugin loader for granted, and now the gods are angry. We weren't meant to change the world. We shouldn't have threatened the gods' power. The gods were shamed by our pride. And now...