The party’s dress code was “urban chic but not city sophisticated.” Has our penchant for labels gone over the edge? Surely this was a joke. Regardless, these booties fulfill either requirement.

The city sophisticates and chic urbanites will ponder your unique laces, which wrap around the back. Function of these laces is limited, but so is the lion’s stately mane and the peacock’s beautiful plumage. Some things just get the looks.