Friday, June 02, 2006

Those Republican oligarchs hate it when somebody reminds them that the laws of the Republic still apply to them. Ann Coulter is about to be indicted for voter fraud (a felony) for voting in a Florida district not her own. How do we know? Because she's lawyered up. They don't do that unless they're expecting to be indicted.

Conservative pundit and best-selling political writer Ann Coulter has hired a white-glove, White House-connected law firm to fight allegations she voted illegally in February's Town of Palm Beach election. . . .

A poll worker reported to his supervisors that he saw Coulter try to vote in the precinct closest to her Palm Beach home. But when she was told the address on her voter's registration was elsewhere, Coulter ran out instead of correcting it and ended up voting in a precinct that wasn't hers. Knowingly voting in the wrong precinct in Florida is a felony.

You're going to court, you opportunistic harpy. And you're going to be indicted, and you're probably going to be convicted.