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Majestic City - Colombo

Majestic City popularly known as `MC`, is one of the first shopping malls in Colombo. It has completed 20 years of existence and now it has become a popular meeting joint for the city folks in the hussle and bussle of Colombo`s city life.

I am sure all of you would have enough experience over there, so please share some of them with us.

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband :'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife :'Yes or no.'
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Wife:' You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby:'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:' You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy:' It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl:' Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

Son:' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom:' Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son:' But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Many fond memories. I used to meet my fiancee here. Now she is in the USA.

Nice place to relax and escape the hustle and bustle of Colombo City, as you said. Office workers, families, young couples - they all gather here particularly in the absence of Galle Face which is going through reconstruction.

This is a major joint in Colombo but it is about time now the owners consider to open branches of MC in major townships such as Nugegoda, Maharagama, Kaduwela, Panadura and also in Kandy, Kurunegala, Gampaha, Galle etc. People from these heavily populated areas will definitely flock in to those places, as they will not have to come to Colombo all they way. Ramz for example can go to Gampaha or Kandy if he does not want to come to Colombo.

Our entrepreneurs should be more enterprising. Let us hope there will be an MC in Jaffna very soon.
Edited By - Bonggo - 18 Feb 2009 11:16:27 GMT