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Oh dear God. BRING ON THE VIKINGS. AND BEARS. VIKINGS MOUNTED ON BEARS.

Nah, seriously. I'm totally ready to get going with the court. Only other thing for Sig to do at the moment is maybe jump in and prod whatever fire Lace's got going or something else that won't do anything noteworthy.

...the phrase "prodding her fire" didn't sound as weird before I said it aloud.

Tee-hee, JP in a hospital with ol' geometry-face. Judging by the VMs I've been discreetly intercepting, he'll be facing something much more interesting, though. *waits the race between Zinc's/niedude's cover-up and everyone else rooting through their messages*

Oh I don't need to do any rooting through their VM I already accidentally saw it when I was checking when niedude/Zincspider was last on.

Fire, fire everywhere but watch for bear teeth! I'm actually only a little worried for Russell. He had two months to get his crude fighting style down so he and Eros should be just fine. I mean if it had happen eariler he would be a mess. So I say bring it on.

Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Commas saves lives.

Say hello to Rascal, he is a naughty little Articuno but he wants to be a true adventurer one day. Feed him lots of spicy berries and help him grow big and stronger.

During tests people:
Look up for inspiration
Down in desperation
Left and right for information

I very much enjoy not being on fire. Also Bear-mounted Vikings. Viking-mounted Bears. Not a big fan of mirrors, but I have nothing against them. I expect this Court to be very interesting.

Geometry-face made me think of Pi-face, to be honest, which dragged me off into a whole 'nother fandom. Pyramid Head... well, I wouldn't wish that guy on anyone, no matter how horrible they were. Unless they were like, rapists or something. Because I am all for ironic and fitting punishments.

It's so cute watching you guys find out about things that any sensible VM-stalker should already know. No accidents here, folks. And interesting doesn't begin to cover it!

But seriously, you're carrying the bears over here? :/

I love how Zinc thought that we remembered his little 'Fool's Vote.' Adorable.

Although the Pyramid Head thing makes sense. But he wasn't at all scary in New International Track and Field, where he did Track and Field stuff. No chance that it's the New International Track and Field-esque version? No?

Ah well, JP was always going to be dead sooner or later. Sucks to be him, right?

No sticking to JP or the real Pyramid Head goes after him and his group.
...
That's railroading a bit isnt' it?
It's not that he's not in danger, it's that it doesn't care about him. You'd still be in trouble, just with less allies.

WARNING!GM is prone to going for the throat. Poke at own risk. Continued poking or complaining in his presence may result in serious character injury or death. You have been warned.

... Jesus Christ. But I hear the emo Asian kid with the dead female relative/friend(s) (the other one) is going to be there, and I've been itching to give him a knock across the head for a while. Or just sic Spherical Head on 'im. Sofiya will probably be there too, since she's stalking Shinai. I like those odds. Actually, no, I don't. RectangularPrism Head'll take more than that to die.

Also, just realized niedude had posted, and that I should really post. Whoops. Will be doing that.

Well, if Levin wants to go talk to Wulfgard himself, he's welcome. I didn't just want to jump down his throat with:
"Hey new kid! Wanna hear about how this place is gonna eff you up unless you find out how to summon your magical brain fairy?"

So, get ready, get your weapons, prepare... and next post I should be getting the action started.

WARNING!GM is prone to going for the throat. Poke at own risk. Continued poking or complaining in his presence may result in serious character injury or death. You have been warned.

A'ight, posted. Sigmund's basically Levin's de facto mentor at the moment, so I took the liberty of taking him around back.

Oh, and Sig swapped costumes - guess who? It was either that or have him fight in civvies, since fighting in what amounts to dress clothes is not a great idea. Lemme know if we're toeing the line with too many shout-outs and I'll edit out the new outfit.

Generally, whatever you need weapon-wise up to medieval-era technology. Swords, polearms, you name it, just no firearms, I think. Almost all of us pulled our weapons from the van, if that gives you an idea.

There are a couple of swords and knives, one shield, one bow, there was one shovel but I suspect Randy's about to drop that (if he hasn't already) and I'm not quite sure if Russel took on the axe or its just a running meme of ours. Oh, Snow has a boomerang and Sig uses gauntlets

I feel like I can make the choice on my own IF.
Don't worry. I have a plan.
It's a good plan.

As for the others, the cards actually came from the envelopes the Jester left in Randy's pocket early on in the Court last session. Between chapters, they were found and distrubuted.
I went over this, like, twice already, but here it is again.

WARNING!GM is prone to going for the throat. Poke at own risk. Continued poking or complaining in his presence may result in serious character injury or death. You have been warned.