We Are Stupid – Episode 68

Some people know all of the rules to the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, but many, many more do not. Here’s a list of the things we screwed up in our never-ending search for Pathfinder perfection…

We let Troy sneak one by us here in the top of round three of the Pappy combat. His summoned Dire Bat took two attacks of opportunity in one round (one against Gel during his full withdraw and one against Barron for making a ranged attack). Dire bats do not have Combat Reflexes so this was yet another case of Troy, like a corrupt law enforcement officer, abusing his power to operate outside the law. Do you think Lorc would get away with two attacks of opportunity on Troy’s watch? Nope!

Both of the attacks missed, though, so I’m not even sure why I’m writing this. Bored I guess. Nonstop infant care has greatly lowered my expectations of what’s fun to do on a Tuesday night.