Leonardo DiCaprio Is Auctioning Off the Chance to Become Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio has basically everything you could ever want: a stellar career, a well-respected charity about the environment, a never-ending line of models filing into his bedroom, and an unrivaled baseball cap collection. Too bad there's only one Leo DiCaprio. Or is there? The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation is holding its third annual gala in St. Tropez, and the items being sold online and on site in the accompanying silent and live auctions are basically a checklist for those looking to fully become DiCaprio. All for a steep price, of course, but isn't that part of being Leo anyway?

The items range from the practical to the insane. For example, you could bid on DiCaprio's Rolex, his diamond cufflinks he wore when he won his Oscar, various pieces of expensive fine art (like the ones in DiCaprio's storied collection), and "A Unique Pair of Luminous Jellyfish Earrings." That last one is a little less Leo, but it is just the right amount of decadent.

You can also go for the Leonardo DiCaprio experience, including a week on set with Martin Scorsese (will he let you call him Marty?), a private game of Texas Hold 'Em with Edward Norton and Jonah Hill, an evening with Mariah Carey, and lunch with Margot Robbie. All for the price of a few years at an Ivy League, but think about it. What better education is there than paying celebrities to hang out with you? That's what I thought. There are also some weirder offerings like a portrait of Leo's eyeball. If you're going to get a portrait of an eyeball, why not have it be Leo DiCaprio's eyeball? It's a good eyeball.

At the end of the day, the obscene amounts of money that buy someone the DiCaprio experience will go on to (basically) save the world—so if you're looking for permission, this is it.