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In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:
>> On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
>> A beer.
>
> On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtlenecks
> And a beer.
>

Okay... On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three
French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer

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intelligent are full of doubt. ~Bertrand Russell

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news:Xns973554F80D091Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:
>
>>> On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
>>> A beer.
>>
>> On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtlenecks
>> And a beer.
>>
>
> Okay... On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three
> French toast,
> Two turtlenecks,
> And a beer
>
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds of back
bacon
three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone spewed across the ether:
>> On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds
of
>> back bacon
>> three French toast,
>> Two turtlenecks,
>> And a beer
>
> That should be longer, eh?
>
> On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
> Five golden toques
> four pounds of back bacon
> three french toast
> two turtlenecks
> And a beer in a tree
>
> See?

Okay, on the sixth... go.
...day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
***Five golden touques!***
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer,
In a tree, eh!
Take off!

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

On Dec 23, 2005 at 3:57pm "JaR" blathered:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone spewed across the ether:
>
>>> On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four pounds
> of
>>> back bacon
>>> three French toast,
>>> Two turtlenecks,
>>> And a beer
>>
>> That should be longer, eh?
>>
>> On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
>> Five golden toques
>> four pounds of back bacon
>> three french toast
>> two turtlenecks
>> And a beer in a tree
>>
>> See?
>
> Okay, on the sixth... go.
> ..day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
> ***Five golden touques!***
> Four pounds of backbacon,
> Three French toast,
> Two turtlenecks,
> And a beer,
> In a tree, eh!
> Take off!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs of
smokes, (Nice gift...)
Oh, six packs of two-four!
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer,
In a tree!
Right, I keep forgetting.
Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for us!

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9735B814478D9tgp@127.0.0.1:
> On Dec 23, 2005 at 3:57pm "JaR" blathered:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone spewed across the ether:
>>
>>>> On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four
>>>> pounds
>> of
>>>> back bacon
>>>> three French toast,
>>>> Two turtlenecks,
>>>> And a beer
>>>
>>> That should be longer, eh?
>>>
>>> On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
>>> Five golden toques
>>> four pounds of back bacon
>>> three french toast
>>> two turtlenecks
>>> And a beer in a tree
>>>
>>> See?
>>
>> Okay, on the sixth... go.
>> ..day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
>> ***Five golden touques!***
>> Four pounds of backbacon,
>> Three French toast,
>> Two turtlenecks,
>> And a beer,
>> In a tree, eh!
>> Take off!
>
> On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs
> of smokes, (Nice gift...)
> Oh, six packs of two-four!
> Five golden touques!
> Four pounds of backbacon,
> Three French toast,
> Two turtlenecks,
> And a beer,
> In a tree!
> Right, I keep forgetting.
> Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for
> us!
>

On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six pack of two-four
Five...
Five golden tooks
Four pounds of back-bacon
Three French toast
Two turtle-necks
And a beer...
On my tree.
Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...

On Dec 23, 2005 at 7:07pm "Neil" blathered:
> did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns9735B814478D9tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
>> On Dec 23, 2005 at 3:57pm "JaR" blathered:
>>
>>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone spewed across the ether:
>>>
>>>>> On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four
>>>>> pounds
>>> of
>>>>> back bacon
>>>>> three French toast,
>>>>> Two turtlenecks,
>>>>> And a beer
>>>>
>>>> That should be longer, eh?
>>>>
>>>> On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
>>>> Five golden toques
>>>> four pounds of back bacon
>>>> three french toast
>>>> two turtlenecks
>>>> And a beer in a tree
>>>>
>>>> See?
>>>
>>> Okay, on the sixth... go.
>>> ..day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
>>> ***Five golden touques!***
>>> Four pounds of backbacon,
>>> Three French toast,
>>> Two turtlenecks,
>>> And a beer,
>>> In a tree, eh!
>>> Take off!
>>
>> On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs
>> of smokes, (Nice gift...)
>> Oh, six packs of two-four!
>> Five golden touques!
>> Four pounds of backbacon,
>> Three French toast,
>> Two turtlenecks,
>> And a beer,
>> In a tree!
>> Right, I keep forgetting.
>> Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for
>> us!
>>
>
> On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
> Eight comic books
> Seven packs of smokes
> Six pack of two-four
> Five...
> Five golden tooks
> Four pounds of back-bacon
> Three French toast
> Two turtle-necks
> And a beer...
> On my tree.
> Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...

Singers Twelve!
Uh, twelve.
Good day, and welcome to day twelve.
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon, three French toast, two turtlenecks, and a beer,
in a tree!
Beauty, eh?
Where'd you learn to do that?
Uh, albums.
Boy. So, like, that's our song, Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas!
And good day!
Good day, everybody. Happy New Year, too. Sheesh. Okay, you know what you
left out?
What?
Donuts - I told you to get me donuts! Either on the ninth day or the tenth
day, or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts!
Okay, the song's over.
But I want...
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts.
So, go out to the stores, and get some presents.
You coulda gone down to, like, the good donut shop, where if you buy a
dozen, you get another one free, and then thirteen for the thirteen days
of Christmas.
Well, next Christmas, I'll get me a chainsaw...
Take off!
Boy, that song was a beauty. It moved me...
Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven...
Wha-?

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9735C28E4A4neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns9735B814478D9tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
>> On Dec 23, 2005 at 3:57pm "JaR" blathered:
>>
>>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, T-Bone spewed across the ether:
>>>
>>>>> On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four
>>>>> pounds
>>> of
>>>>> back bacon
>>>>> three French toast,
>>>>> Two turtlenecks,
>>>>> And a beer
>>>>
>>>> That should be longer, eh?
>>>>
>>>> On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
>>>> Five golden toques
>>>> four pounds of back bacon
>>>> three french toast
>>>> two turtlenecks
>>>> And a beer in a tree
>>>>
>>>> See?
>>>
>>> Okay, on the sixth... go.
>>> ..day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
>>> ***Five golden touques!***
>>> Four pounds of backbacon,
>>> Three French toast,
>>> Two turtlenecks,
>>> And a beer,
>>> In a tree, eh!
>>> Take off!
>>
>> On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven packs
>> of smokes, (Nice gift...)
>> Oh, six packs of two-four!
>> Five golden touques!
>> Four pounds of backbacon,
>> Three French toast,
>> Two turtlenecks,
>> And a beer,
>> In a tree!
>> Right, I keep forgetting.
>> Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas, it's too hard for
>> us!
>>
>
> On the eighth day of Christmas, may true love gave to me,
> Eight comic books
> Seven packs of smokes
> Six pack of two-four
> Five...
> Five golden tooks
> Four pounds of back-bacon
> Three French toast
> Two turtle-necks
> And a beer...
> On my tree.
> Yeah, that beer is empty. OK, day, um...
>
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP#30
>
> - 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women.

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