Quick Movie Reviews

As advertised, this movie is bad enough to be uproariously funny. I love John Malkovich as much as anyone, but BOY was he a terrible casting choice for this movie. He's only ever played one character in his whole life -- it's a bit much to expect him to play two within one movie. Julia Roberts was also bland as dry toast, but she really suffered from the Lois Lane problem. It's hysterical to watch her try to make lines like "How was I to know you were the same person?" believable. Um, maybe because they are the same in absolutely every way? As far as I can tell, the chemical Jekyll invented was dark hair dye.