Jessica Simpson: When My Water Breaks It Will Be Like a Fire Hydrant!

"I feel I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah!" Simpson joked on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE! On Monday. "Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant."

I bet the audience was wearing raincoats. Just in case.

"I'm ready to push!" Simpson told host Jimmy Kimmel, obviously not afraid to go into labor. Jessica and her fiancé, Eric Johnson have put their wedding plans on hold, but Jessica says Eric "feels like my husband already." She added: "We are just doing it a little backwards."

Jessica recently held her star studded baby shower, and she revealed that "it was Charlotte's Web thing. We had a whole fair. We had fried Oreos!"

Because when I think of babies and the children's classic Charlotte's Web, I think of deep fried cookies. Guests at the event included Jessica's mom, Tina, her sister Ashlee, and actresses Jessica Alba and Odette Annable. A source told Us Weekly:

"Jessica received tons of gifts mostly wrapped in pink gift wrap and boxes. There were several books, stuffed toys and clothes among other items."

Jessica also recently revealed that one of the side effects of her pregnancy is an "unstoppable" sex drive.