By: Jason DeRusha

You make it so easy, such biting and rich 70 percent dark chocolate within which you tuck your saucy bits of butter toffee. Then you seal the deal with a jarringly generous coating of crunchy salt. You woo me. You woo me on the deepest levels.

And because I am tethered to my computer on this gorgeous day, and because I went running yesterday, and because I know—given the chance—that I would save puppies from burning buildings, I deserve you.