14 Responses

I normally wouldn’t give a second thought to a story about Justin Bieber. But what disturbs me about this news is that people sit around and plot out horrible ways to torture and hurt others. If you have that much extra time on your hands, why not think of a way to contribute towards society, volunteer, help others? Guess I’m just thinking like a sane person though…

Never mind, one can always acquire a shriveled prune from the farmer’s market, wrap it up in nubile cellophane and jiggle it from their ceiling fan pretending it’s precious Justin’s cahootas. At least it wont cost you $2500 and one can always gently lick it’s underbelly when one is so desperately desirous….

Isn’t it time you hatched a diabolical plan to take your favorite collective hero’s private parts and jiggle it somewhere near the family living room….?

Re your last paragraph. I think they did sit around and get drunk (probably not eggnog though – maybe moonshine!) and that’s where this whole plot began. I mean I hope they weren’t sober when they came up with it!

I agree with #13. I can’t stand Bieber, but he has the right to be a horrible singer/role model with no talent and still be safe. So I’m glad they caught the fellas planning him harm and I will continue to find him distigusting, as is my right, until he winds up on “Where are they now”, at which point I’ll laugh at his overweight, balding, drug addicted self trying to make a come back on the latest reality tv “celeb” fiasco.