We play the newest and best phone game for South Park, Phone Destoyer. Where we take 4th graders and make them beat the s**t out of other 4th graders…. also there is card openings! As i type i can remember the tingle i feel when i open one of those bad boys… the way it makes that tearing sound…. so erm.

All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment.Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER!From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem!

South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne.Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent!