MuirSkate [& Crew] AMA: INCOMING!

This Tuesday 17th September, at 5PM Pacific Standard (West Coast) Time, the Muirskate team will be here to do an AMA for us!

We are MuirSkate! We're going to drop in next week-ish and host an AMA/AUA/BRB-fest!

One of your mods said this block of text is where we'd fill you in on who we are and what it is that we do, but we thought we'd mix it up and have /u/ fill it in!

When we return for the chitchat we'll have selected our favorite response and we'll gather a pack of goodies for whichever response we like the most.

Post them here (in this AMA announcement) for all to enjoy. Have some fun with it and we'll see you up in here onSeptember 17th from 5-9pm PST.

MuirSkate is a/an _____ _____ specializing in _____ _____ for _____ _____. Since _____ we have been _____ _____ and we don't plan on _____ any _____ _____! When we're not _____, we can be found _____, _____ and/or _____ around _____ _____. We've seen a lot of _____ _____ come through from /r/longboarding (many with some _____ _____) and thought it would be fun to _____ with _____ . As you might already know, we're _____ _____ by _____, and/or _____ but the _____ _____ sounds like fun, too!

If you're like "WTF, mate?" You can learn more about MuirSkate via THIS link. (We'll fill in the blanks in a more serious manner in the near future, but let's see how y'all do first!)

MuirSkate is a/an secret society specializing in speedy distribution for gnarcotics. Since yo mama was born, we have been snorting thane and we don't plan on eating any vegetables! When we're not inhaling steez, we can be found pickin' up dames, coring toilet paper and/or straight flexin' around instagram. We've seen a lot of karma-whoring come through from /r/longboarding (many with some weird sticker placements) and thought it would be fun to run from the cops with a pintail. As you might already know, we're supposed to sleep by 8pm, or when our moms allow but the strip-club sounds like fun, too!

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MuirSkate is a/an venomous reptile specializing in stealth tactics for world domination. Since the year 252525 we have been straight ballin and we don't plan on eating any trans fats! When we're not shredding, we can be found hittin the gym, planning our attack and/or practicing our war cry around the block. We've seen a lot of fresh content come through from /r/longboarding (many with some superdope steez) and thought it would be fun to ride into combat with a dinosaur. As you might already know, we're currently travelling by covered wagon, and/or a unicycle but the swagmobile sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a nipple-twisting worthy company specializing in bear hugging and distributing products for space tigers. Since longboarding has been invading our planet we have been swagging out and we dont plan on giving any heroin away! When we're not smashing into pavement, we can be found giving awesome deals, riding midget elephants and/or jump roping around a kiddy pool. We've seen a lot of new Muir gear come through from /r/longboarding (many with some awesome deals and free stuff) and thought it would be fun to use protection with my penny board. As you might already know, we're high as fuck, and/or drunk but the Sunday church idea sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a/an voluptuous sasquatch specializing in high-speed transportation for Honey Booboo. Since a couple days ago we have been straight up yoloswaggin and we don't plan on sleepin any time soon! When we're not eating bacon, we can be found playing drums on our belly fat, making whale mating calls and/or running in circles around a tree. We've seen a lot of strange pics come through from /r/longboarding (many with some longboard eroticism) and thought it would be fun to dance with y'all . As you might already know, we're hairy and scary by nature , and/or danky but the magical unicorn sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is an underground cult specializing in hydrofoils for unicorns. Since the creation of the universe we have been snorting precision trucks WHOLE and don't plan on eating any thane later. When we're not eating bushings, we can be found on the front page of reddit, skating the autobahn, and flying around Gotham with Batman. We've seen a lot of pure steeze come through from /r/longboarding (many with some explicit versions of our stickers) and thought it would be fun to bomb Maryhill with a Pennyboard. As you might already know, we're reenacting Space Invaders by means of wheel cores and/or your money, but middle-school dance sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a nucleic acid specializing in global steez for all humanity. Since 7991 we have been eating sushi and we don't plan on adapting any new views! When we're not swimming, we can be found walking, jogging and/or smiting around golden retrievers. We've seen a lot of steezy guys come through from /r/longboarding (many with some awesome hair) and thought it would be fun to skate with thosegreatguys. As you might already know, we're still jumping by trashcans, and/or bins but the milk steak sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a seductive lover specializing in dating advice for romantic longboarders. Since even Jimmy got a date, and seriously, who even likes that guy, we have been scoping out the perfect longboard for you and we don't plan on taking any sassy noes! When we're not spreading the love, we can be found serenading the masses, having Redditors play Mad-Libs in a desperate attempt to score free things (so meta), and/or dancing around with a wreckingball (too soon?). We've seen a lot of Nigerian princes come through from /r/longboarding (many with some hefty fortunes) and thought it would be fun to share all that sweet, sweet dough with all of our adoring fans. As you might already know, we're the voice of a generation, kinda like Kanye West, or that happy uncle guy from Full House, or wait, Bill Nye, yeah, Bill Nye, but the answering of questions and giving of products to /u/lausgoose (shameless plug) sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is an intergalactic freedom-fighter specializing in advanced space travel for all beings. Since the United Freedom Act we have been providing fair travel and we don't plan on sparing any expenditure! When we're not surfing the galaxy, we can be found tuning our ships, providing freedom or flying around the milky way. We've seen a lot of galactic revolutionaries come through from /r/longboarding[3] (many with some fantastic shuttles) and thought it would be fun to join forces with the cause. As you might already know, we're star surfers by day, and asphalt visionaries by night but your world sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a/an mafia organized company specializing in longboards that shoot lazers out of their noses and tails for your protection against the steez-eating Ogoharblimps. Since The beginning of time we have been searching for the best longboard spots across the universe and we don't plan on stopping any time soon...so never! When we're not hoping through the space time continuum, we can be found here, on earth bringing you whatever it is you need to become as close as you can to our small race of space boarders, and/or we also really like to chill around Montreal, cuz its a badass city. We've seen a lot of badass shit come through from /r/longboarding (many with some tight abs like /u/Grandpa_Elliot) and thought it would be fun to Get some ass with you guys . As you might already know, we're always getting as you call "dat ass" because noone can resist someone who hops through the space time continuum on their longboardsof course, and/or hangin with /u/Grandpa_Elliot and his tight abs, but the Himalayas sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a stoke-shipping powerhouse specializing in everything skateboards for almighty NSA. Since the invention of the wheel we have been eating pavement and we don't plan on tripping any unsuspecting racers! When we're not eating, we can be found penny-boarding, or noodling and pooping around Daddies BoardShop. We've seen a lot of unhinged thrashers come through from /r/longboarding (many with some intrinsic prowess) and thought it would be fun to masticate with unicorns . As you might already know, we're selling boards by boatloads, and/or elephants, but the community synergy sounds like fun, too!

Muirskate is a sick company specializing in free stuff for this guy. Since 2013 we have been Giving stuff and we dont plan on stippong any time soon. When we're not givingfreestuff we can be found skating, sleeping and giving pwaves13 free stuff around reddit AMAs. We've seen a lot of funny posts come through from /r/longboarding (many with some bad puns) and thought it would be fun to give away free stuff with reddit. As you might already know we're all united by stoke, and skating but the free stuff sounds like fun too!

MuirSkate is a/an _____ _____ specializing in _____ _____ for _____ _____. Since _____ we have been _____ _____ and we don't plan on _____ any _____ _____! When we're not _____, we can be found _____, _____ and/or _____ around _____ _____. We've seen a lot of _____ _____ come through from /r/longboarding[3] (many with some _____ _____) and thought it would be fun to _____ with _____ . As you might already know, we're _____ _____ by _____, and/or _____ but the _____ _____ sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a/an crazy cook specializing in gnar soup for our community. Since 2005 we have been spreading stoke and we don't plan on pooping any non-thane! When we're not cooking gnar soup, we can be found sliding, cruising and/or skating around gnar mountain. We've seen a lot of gnar costumers come through from /r/longboarding (many with some strange sticker variation skills) and thought it would be fun to cook with you . As you might already know, we're amazing suppliers of the best gnar out there by obama, and/or our Moms but the anal hole sounds like fun, too!

Muirskate is a type of speed tuck specializing in breaking the sound barrier for brave skaters. Since the beginning of thyme, we have been bombing hills with this tuck at 6.02214129 × 1023 mph and we don't plan on footbreaking! When we're not predrifting corners at Avogadro's constant, we can be found speeding down interstate 5 or around other major roads in the country. We've seen a lot of stickers and pictures of our orders come through from /r/longboarding (many with some action shots) and thought it would be fun to ride with the masses. As you might already know, we're shredding the gnar by your houses and are waiting for you to come out, but the answering of your questions sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a/an mosquito torpedo specializing in rebel justice for naked fruitcakes. Since yesterday we have been stimulating your sister and we don't plan on absorbing any unnecessary illness! When we're not dispensing we can be found mewing, juggling and/or maundering around the sea. We've seen a lot of proud protest come through from /r/longboarding (many with some victorious songs)and thought it would be fun to soak with pillow. As you might already know, we're smothered with love by mailers, and/or ox but the chili dog sanctuaries sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a Take Over The World using Stokeitis Organization specializing in spreading stoke for all of mankind. Since man stood and rode on a board, we have been infecting mankind with stoke, satisfying man's skateboard needs with ridiculously fast shipping, and we don't plan on stopping until stokeitis is a full- blown world-wide epidemic and any and every organism that can ride a skateboard is infected! When we're not infecting people with stokeitis, we can be found skating in every crevice of the West Coast, bombing all the gnarliest hills we can find that satiates our stokeitis and riding unicorns around all the rainbows of the land. We've seen a lot of stokeitis infection reports come through from /r/longboarding (many with some serious infections) and thought it would be fun to let you ride our rainbow with our knowledge and expertise. As you might already know, we're sky high on a rainbow sprinkling stoke on to the land below, or on the West Coast, but the r/longboarding subreddit sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a/an Stripper specializing in a special narcotic called THANE dust for only the BEST riders. Since 19(69) we have been banging and we don't plan on fucking with any un-sponsered riders! When we're not slaving away our bodies, we can be found throwing switch toe checks , pre-drifts and going fast around the curves of your mom. We've seen a lot of KOOK come through from /r/longboarding[3] (many with some thought they are steezy enough for this sub) and thought it would be fun to mislead with loaded's nice and flexy DH boards . As you might already know, we're only 13 by law, and live in United Steeze of a MURICA but the place called Switzerland sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a/an magical vortex specializing in great deals for your wood. Since Scott lost his hair we have been pimpin' wood and we don't plan on stopping any moment soon! When we're not Milking steezacorns , we can be found building your boards, bear hugging your boxes and/or creations around our epic warehouse. We've seen a lot Orders come through from /r/longboarding (many with some "i'm from reddit! feed me stickers!" requests) and thought it would be fun to Drop by with the promise of goodies . As you might already know, we're supposed to finish our math homework by Bedtime , or after we eat our Steez Soup but the playground sounds like fun, too!

Muirskate is a longboard store specializing in best service for all people. Since the start we have been spreading stoke and we don't plan on changing anything at all! When we're not working, we can be found skating, longboarding and or around San Diego, California. We've seen a lot of awesome ideas come through from r/longboarding (many with some real value) and thought it would be fun to work with them. As you know, we're always bound by law, and or the government but stealing ideas sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a mysterious, steezy cult made up of the Old Gods specializing in the dark arts and thane for the average crack-cothane snorter. Since Skatan ordained our operations, we have been sending our drug mules to bring steeze and stoke across the border from our dimension to yours, and we don't plan on stopping any time soon, not even if Steezus condemns us to Hell! Again! When we're not harvesting our valuable thane plants, we can be found shotgunning a beer, riding around in the Steezemobile, and/or throwing down some sick lines and taking some sick ass corners around the hot hills of Hell (Dat hot pavement, thane just drips from the wheels. Literally.). We've seen a lot of Skatanists and Followers of Steezus (damn kooks) come through from /r/longboarding (many with some our hellishly steezy products and stickers) and thought it would be fun to stoke up the subreddit with some of our fellow Cultists. As you might already know, we're supposed to avoid getting cramps while swimming by waiting at least an hour, or even longer (which we do, because while we are all-powerful Gods of Old, we still don't disobey our moms. Only kooks disobey their moms.), but the hotdog catching contest sounds like fun, too!

MuirSkate is a gateway to heaven specializing in distributing steeze for the unsteezful. Since 1337 we have been shredding and we don't plan on changing any damn thing! When we're not killing thane, we can be found sleeping, eating and/or shiting around the house. We've seen a lot of stoked groms come through from /r/longboarding (many with some lack of steeze) and thought it would be fun to steezify them. As you might already know, we're smoking radishes by night, and or switch toesiding down Mt. Everest, but teaching some Steeze 101 sounds like fun, too!