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Anonymous
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When I was in junior high school, there was a unfortunate trend of eating insects, started (no doubt) by some entrepeneur who came up with the idea of chocolate covered ants. Well, you couldn't taste the ants through all the chocolate, but you had bragging rights if you ate some. Then came fried bees, which you could eat by the handful; they tasted like peanuts (oil and salt covering something crunchy). To my later dismay, someone csme up with fried grasshoppers -- something that should only be fed to ben Laden and pederasts. From all this, i conclude that insects should only be eaten by motorcyclists, who (on average) swallow five pounds of Junebugs every fifty miles.