“I kind of suggested the idea as a joke,” says organizer Dave Hill, a comedian and musician who says rather than taking money for the event, he’d like to be paid in karma. “Everyone there has a shared passion for making out. No, for The Smiths.”

Tonight’s event at 8 at comedy-fave watering hole Black Rabbit, in Brooklyn, is the third incarnation of the pioneering social experiment.

Words of advice? Get there by at least 7:30 p.m. if you want a chance to meet the “very adorable, very datable” (Hill’s words) girls who flood the place.

There are only 40 spots for men and women, and, as you would guess, one date ends when the song ends.

“If you get, say, ‘The Queen Is Dead,’ you can have, like, a pretty long date,” Hill says. “But if you get ‘Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want,’ you’re looking at 1:52.”

Who are you going to meet?

Meet Mark Davis, a 25-year-old single, very adorable, very datable Staten Island entrepreneur who says he is a middleman for highly sought-after and collectible Nikes. He just went to New Jersey to see Morrissey and actually crowd surfed to touch the singer. (Says Davis: “I’m not a scientist, so I can’t tell you if time actually slowed or if it was just my brain.”)

Wait, is Davis gay? Because oddly, The Smiths speed dating is totally hetero.

“No,” he says, then clarifies, “I’m gay for Morrissey. I mean, I’m pretty feminine, and I think a lot of people see that as a plus. I’m not a p – – – y.”

A look at his Facebook page confirms all this.

“You could say I’m in the sixth layer of Morrissey hell, maybe the fifth,” Davis says in an adorable, datable way. “I mean I don’t have a Morrissey haircut … Oh wait, I do. It’s not like I’ve literally brought a picture of Morrissey into the barbershop. Oh. That’s a thing I’ve done.”

Yes, ladies, he will be there tonight. Please, please, please, let him get what he wants this time.