[ Gasping ]
Are you sure?
'Cause once I open the bottle,
there's no refund.

For your information
I just made a cool $25
playing the market.

Buy low, sell high--
that's my motto.

I may quit my job
at the power plant
and become a full-time
stock market guy.

Have a Duff, boys!
[ German Accent ]
Oh, thank you.

My English is not perfect,
but I have to tell you
your beer is like swill to us.

Only a swine would drink this beer.

Thank you, anyway.

You aren't from around here,
are you?
We are from Germany.

He is from the east;
I am from the west.

I had a big company,
he had a big company.

Now we have a very big company.

We want to buy the power plant.

Would your owner ever sell it?
Well, I happen to know
he won't sell it
for less than $1 00,000,000.

Ein, zwei, drei, vier, funf
Oh, don't worry.

We'll have enough left
to buy the Cleveland Browns.

It's the miracle
we've been waiting for.

What are we spending it on?
Homer's probably buying
some magic beans with it.

We'll have a savings account.

We've never had one.

Kids, I think everything is
going to be okay from now on.

Hey, hey!
Oh, Homer!
You heard?
We heard.

Isn't it wonderful?
We have some great plans
for that money.

I'm afraid I had
some great plans too.

What do you mean?
I spent it on beer.

Surprise, surprise.

You spent $5,200 on beer?!
$5,200?
What are you talking about?
What?
[ Screams ]
I sold it all for 25 bucks!
[ Grunts ]
- Oww!
- Come on, everybody.

It makes you feel better.

Hey, Homer.

Did you buy this car
with your stock money?
Sure did,
and the great thing about it
is everybody got rich.

For once
us working stiffs got a break.

[ Moans ]
Wait till you see Lenny.

He just got back from
the plastic surgeon.

Lenny, looks like you
got the works.

It started as an eye tuck,
but the stock kept climbing.

Come here.

Mr.

Burns is on TV.

Mr.

Burns?
Here, Mr.

Burns.

Over here.

Mr.

Burns.

We've heard a German consortium
offered to purchase the plant.

Any comments?
You'll see the Statue of Liberty
wearing lederhosen
before you'll see Germans
running my plant!
Then why are you meeting with them?
So I can look Uncle Fritz
square in the monocle
and say, ''Nein.