I saw this story yesterday morning and really . . . wasn’t quite sure what to do with it. At 2 Lesbos Goin At It we post most celesbian photos on our Lesbo Photo page. But there is something about these Gaga photos that tend to cause a gag gag reflex to the viewer. Hey, I’m an All-American happy, healthy, wall to wall lesbian . . . but I don’t like the Lady GaGa lesbian photos. Too much.

Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building. I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!” Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!

This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.” Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”

More about that later.

So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?

In any event, having this orthodontic burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something. And so I did – the coat. I look so cute in it. I would even date me and I’m damn picky.

The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no, not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.” Really? I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after. Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.

The L Word characters Bette, Kit, Alice, and Shane have inspired 4 new shades of lipstick.

We have the colors. See if you can match Bette, Kit, Alice and Shane to their shades. We don’t know about you but our money is on Shane being matched with the lipstick shade shown in the straight-up erection position. Check it all out after the jump.

Lindsay is like a big bank, insurer, or car-maker . . . just needs a little stimulus package to get her career back on top. While Sam no doubt packs a fantabulous stimulus package – Labor Pains may be the vehicle to stimulate more than just Lindsay’s . . .