[PODCAST] Tacos & Chocolate Milk: Episode #4

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Tonedeff & PackFM bring you episode #4 of Tacos & Chocolate Milk, which is entitled “99 Cent Beatz.” They shoot the shit about beat-whores, thievery and give life advice to an Indian dude in a particularly hardcore “Yo Pack!” segment – as well as the return of “Evil Tony”. Send your questions and comments to tacos[at]qn5.com and rate/subscribe via iTunes.

I used to work at Macy’s—the Herald Square location, on the women’s petite floor, at that.

No racist, but Asian ladies were CHAMPS at theft. They used to hit the clearance racks heavy. And their scams were immaculate. I can’t confirm if they always shoplifted, but I know for damn sure that these ladies would grab new items off the floor, browse casually for a bit, and then stroll into the thick of clearance racks to swap tags from discounted items onto the new merch.

And because Macy’s was stupid, and they believed this “customer is always right” nonsense, they’d sell the new clothes at 65% off of $19.99 to these expert criminals and chalk it up to employee error. You know what that does to employee morale when we’re in our late teens and early 20s, making $7.50/hr? (minimum wage was $5.35 then.) They let customers lie to their faces, so I decided to steal company time after that. Peace to naps in the break room.

Oh, another fun fact: I got in trouble for my E-Famm, Fuck You, I Rhyme Better t-shirt. The apron they made merchandise handlers wear covered the FYIRB on the front, but did nothing to block out the “Bitch-slapping wack MCs” line on the back. Got away with it a few times till one manager clocked me enough to notice. Bright side: It allowed me to steal some company time to go do some shopping for a replacement shirt.