Love Honey Deluxe Wand Couples Kit

Retail: $193

I bought my favorite vibrator 29 years ago. It served me
well for 23 years before finally dying. I found out the no longer made the
model I had come to count on (and counted to cum on). I have been in search of
a good replacement for it, but had not found a satisfactory replacement. Until
now…

The LoveHoney wand is that replacement! I cannot say enough
good things about this toy and the company. It works the way I want it to. It
has great accessories. The company site features models who are not all size 0
22-year old white models. It’s pretty damn awesome.

Picture
of wand style vibrator, G-spot attachment in purple, and the “hummer”
attachment for people with penises in clear silicone.

The toy arrived in two days through the mail in a standard
cardboard box. The discrete packaging will be useful for those of you who care
what your mailperson thinks about your deliveries. Miguel, the mail guy here,
gave the doodles dog treats on deliveries so everyone was happy when the package
arrived.

LoveHoney had enough protective packaging to ship the toys,
but the packaging and inserts were minimal meaning less trash and less to
recycle which I appreciate.

The order included the wand, a G-Spot Stimulator, and the
Hummer attachment along with a carrying case. The wand and attachments are made
of body-safe materials. The attachments are both medical grade silicone. The
case is study and comes with a cute little lock.

The case was better than I had anticipated. I have cases
from other toy companies. Often this is where people skimp in the sex toy
industry. So many cases are flimsy, smaller than the dimensions promised or
have crappy zippers. This one came with a significant zipper and is solidly
constructed. I have been able to throw it into my weekend bag and take it on a trip
without having it fall apart or the zipper break. The lock is cute but I
probably won’t use it. I generally only lock items when I have to check them in
on a plane because TSA steals stuff on the regular. The lock isn’t TSA approved
so it won’t work for that. It would be useful if you lock for other reasons
though.

Wand style vibrator, G-Spot and Hummer attachments in an open carrying case.

The case also holds a lot for its size. I managed to get the
wand, the hummer and G-Spot attachment, my favorite electrified butt plug,
nipple clamps, lube and toy cleaner into the case without cramming. This is
great weekender case!

The wand is awesome! The head of the toy looks big- like
almost the size of a tennis ball. It is mounted on a flexible neck that
attaches to the wand. This toy fits me very well. The head doesn’t feel overly
large when I am using it. It looked like the size might be too much to handle,
but in practice it fits really well.

The flexible neck keeps me or a partner from squishing my
clit into smithereens. Even at the height of sexy playtime, the give in the
neck helps moderate pressure on the clit. This is really useful for partners
who get distracted in the heat of the moment. I have used other wands without
the flexible neck and sometimes my clit just gets smashed into my pubic bone
and detracts from the pleasure. That isn’t an issue with this toy.

I am a big fan of big sensations and this delivers. Even on
the lowest setting the wand provides a significant buzz. I have used this toy
multiple times now. Most of the time I don’t go higher than the medium setting
because the vibrations are significant. The higher settings work when forcing
multiple orgasms. As my body fatigues from multiple orgasms the highest setting
allow for play to continue.

The first time I tried this was a typical masturbation
session. It was late and I was tired but not falling asleep. It took less than
90 seconds to go from zero to orgasm which was both amusing and appreciated.
Like most folks over 40, masturbation is often used as a precursor to sleep.
Ninety second to climax and then roll over to pass out is greatly appreciated.

The Love Honey wand does make me climax quickly on a regular
basis. It has taken a little time to figure out the push and pull of a section
to keep me edging before I come when playing with a partner. This had been a
fun process to figure out. The range of vibration levels and the fact that it
makes me come quickly has been a fun addition for orgasm control play.

The handle is comfortable to use. I have osteoarthritis and
lupus, both which cause significant joint pain in my hands and hips. Even on
bad pain days the handle is comfortable to hold and manipulate.

I also appreciate the length of the handle. I am agender and
have periods of significant body dysmorphia. During these periods it is hard to
become aroused and acknowledge all my girly bits. The size and design of the toy
allows a way to distance myself a bit from the constraints of my body.

I tried the G-Spot stimulator. I have never been a huge fan
of G-Spot stimulation because for me it is often painful or uncomfortable. The
attachment provides gentle vibrations to the G-spot without the pressure or
pounding of a lot of other toys. Being able to insert something is also fun on
occasion.

The other attachment I got was the hummer- an attachment for
folks with a penis. My partner has been working his butt off the last few weeks
so we haven’t gotten to try this out. It will be in my next review.

This is definitely my new favorite toy. I will be going back
to Love Honey for more toys in the future!