Jenna Elfman Knocked Up

Jenna Elfman and husand, Bodhi are expecting their first child, according to Page Six. The two, who are both Scientologists, have been married for sixteen years and this will be Jenna’s first baby. Oh my gosh. This is going to be one of my shortest, least exciting posts ever because I haven’t even seen or heard about Jenna Elfman, really, since they were showing “Krippendorf’s Tribe” one Sunday afternoon on network TV and I was forced to watch since I am without cable and I was left traumatized by the sight of her kissing Richard Dreyfuss (*shudder*).

In any case, congrats to the happy couple! Also, watch out, Suri. There’s a new alien baby in town. Just kidding! Jenna’s baby is probably real.