This sad, bizarre phenomenon—short videos of awful quality and ostensibly zero entertainment value that have hundreds of millions of views—is out in the open. Just scroll through YouTube's most viewed ever chart, and you'll see the growing list of masturbatory deception. From the thumbnail, it looks like porn. Click it, and you get anti-porn. It explains the tens of thousands of dislikes from confused, disgruntled porn-seekers around the world, who for whatever reason think YouTube is the best place to catch a glimpse of coitus and/or a breast.

Not convinced? Here are a few of our favorite YouTube porn fake-outs:

An Experiment - 223,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A young asian woman taking a shower.

What it is: A young asian woman shaking a bottle of soda until it explodes on her and then chanting wildly.

Sample disappointed comment: "The fuck just﻿ happened?"

Pregnancy Booster Clomid (Pregnancy Health Guru) - 174,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A doctor who is probably soon going to lose his medical license sticking some sort of instrument into a vagina.

What it is: A long, boring informercial for fertility medicine.

Sample disappointed comment: "pause at 0:54﻿ and you can still beat off"

Promo - Samsara - 156,000,000+ Views

What it looks like: A guy having sex.

What it is: I'm not really sure. Some sort of Nepalese movie trailer? It's not sex.