"The gig was going great, so I thought,
'I'll dive in,' and this big Scotsman just grabbed hold of my pants and
said, 'Cop a load of this, Doherty.' Those were his exact words."

-- Pete Doherty on the wedgie that threatened to ended his music career. The singer claims the incident was so traumatizing that he almost quit his band Babyshambles: "When they found me on the bus I was crying my eyes out, going, 'The band's not working out. We should split up.'"