10 points for Jake Gyllenhaal

Fine, Jake, fine. I’ll say it: cool t-shirt. Not many people can pull off “novelty t-shirt,” but you, Mr. Gyllenhaal, clearly have “it.” My only concern is that he looks a little glum. Someone get him a sandwich, that always seems brighten him up.

UPDATE: A few people are calling Photoshop on this one. I was willing to believe it, but taking a closer look, I have to agree with them (the graphic doesn’t follow the contour of the shirt, especially near the crease, and the blacks are darker than anything else in the photo). But let’s have our fun before someone sends me the original as definitive proof.

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Between the goofy faces and the t-shirt, it would be hard not to love Jake.

He was pretty kick-ass in Source Code, too.

By: chipkincaid

07.11.2011 @ 5:55 PM

I especially like the way the left side of the rainbow defies the crease in his shirt and pops up out of it, almost as if it were one 2d image layered over another.

By: pigpeen

07.11.2011 @ 6:05 PM

Oh sandwich, I wish I knew how to quit you!

By: Eibmoz

07.11.2011 @ 6:10 PM

Oh Chip, cant you let us have our fun? I bet you tell kids that Santa doesn’t exist, too.

By: Fek'lhr

07.11.2011 @ 6:11 PM

Funny, Troy Aikman has the same shirt…

By: Eibmoz

07.11.2011 @ 6:12 PM

Oops, sorry Fek, shoulda said “spoiler alert” on the Santa thing. Sorry you had to find out this way.

By: callison526

07.11.2011 @ 6:12 PM

Gyllen-HOLLA!

By: Fek'lhr

07.11.2011 @ 6:13 PM

Guy’cha! Can you guys pretend He wrote something really hilarious about inviting Nichelle Nichols to a Klan rally via singing telegram in the Mila Kunis thread? The fascist fucking free wi-fi at Panera dursted and He couldn’t send it through earlier.

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By: Fek'lhr

07.11.2011 @ 6:14 PM

Hey, if Santa doesn’t exist, who was that guy with the kid in his car in Hobo With a Shotgun??? QED!

By: Stinky Peet

07.11.2011 @ 7:17 PM

Vince was thanking muscular young men for the tip before it was cool.

By: spazmodic

07.11.2011 @ 7:20 PM

Fek: if you pretend what I actually did manage to write on the Tintin post is really hilarious, then you got yerself a deal, ylntagh.

By: Michelle07

07.11.2011 @ 8:19 PM

You should see him on Sesame Street! Anyhoo, pretty sure I’m in love with him. Damn this wine goes well with Sesame.

By: The Mutt

07.11.2011 @ 8:29 PM

They were sheepherders, dammit!

By: Jack Burton

07.11.2011 @ 8:39 PM

Ah, the internet. Where everyone’s a Photoshop expert. Look, tripping over yourself to be the first guy calling out “Photoshop” on an internet meme is about as dated as the 56K modem I still use to connect online. Who cares? It’s funny. It’s an ugly world out there, so live a little, people.

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07.12.2011 @ 8:44 AM

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By: The Black Mans Guide to Pencil thin Mustaches

07.12.2011 @ 9:42 AM

u think wearing this shirt (if it was real) would make him cool?? i think it’d make him a complete douche or the actual jockjuice that said douche was cleaning out