congrats on your success? , which shows your low self esteem as you have the need to go on the internet and brag about your accomplishments in life

Or

if you hate her bullsh!t so much why not just dump the b!tch...i know she's VERY hot....which also shows your low self esteem and self confidence because you feel if you break it off you won't find another VERY hot girl which also suits your needs in the personality dep.