Friday, 13 November 2009

Was first in the boardroom when heads were being handed out. Was the first to reply to the company-wide email when heads arrived in reception. Inherited extra heads from the people who were made redundant.

Has got a big head, basically.

Isn't there some sort of rule about people with round heads not having round haircuts? Two rounds makes a MEGA-ROUND. Are there any women here who could confirm the ruling?

The only thing we know about hair is to try and make it go over where there isn't very much so it looks like there's more than there really is.

a go-getter who likes smoothing anyone with dough to hand it over and put in wall street melting pot. Reaps lots of commission and kickbacks - she can brag that's what I did in my life- gotta bigwig title too. Would have been a good nun.

Lennon writes:

Well you should see Polythene PamShe's so good-looking but she looks like a manWell you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bagYes you should see Polythene PamYeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kiltShe's killer-diller when she's Jacked to the HiltShe's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"Yes you could say she was attractively builtYeah yeah yeah