Kris Humphries is “Bummed” That Kim Kardashian Filed For Divorce

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The reason The Hump is bummed is that while he played his cards beautifully for the most part he made some key mistakes.

After the marriage he got way too comfortable, he assumed that there was no way that Kim would file for divorce so quick. He should have just played his role for the winter and did whatever she wanted at least until the summer.

The part that he will be kicking himself about forever is not knocking Kimmy up. That baby is worth millions and he blew that, so in reality while he got the name recognition and a few dollars, once Kim gets back with Reggie Bush, Humphries will Fade to Bolivia with Mike Tyson.