USA Olympic athlete Chris Mazdzer has just made history by nabbing the first solo men's luge medal for team USA "since 1964, when the sport debuted at the Olympics" according to Just Jared. The 2018 PyeongChang Winter Olympics are now in full swing, which means the medal count is on, and coincidentally, so are the ridiculously skin-tight outfits that feel as though they should be censored for network television but blessedly aren't!

Mazdzer won silver for his epic solo run, but he gets the gold medal in the junk department, because while posing for an official Olympic photo, Mazdzer showed off his impressive member complete with VPH, or visible peen head if yo nasty! Usually it's the Summer Olympics that conjure dreams of the likes of Chris Mears and Tom Daley stretching the living daylights out of tiny Speedos, but honestly, I think Mazdzer's sport is where it's at. I mean I'm pretty sure I saw Johnny Rapid wearing this exact same skin-tight getup in a porn parody.

And even though you clicked on this link knowing exactly what you would be getting yourself into, I'll go ahead and preemptively say that yes, I am a thirst brigade. But I'm only presenting the facts, and if I couldn't accurately identify parts of the male anatomy through frankly NSFPrime time outfits, then I wouldn't be writing for this website. But please head to the comments to let me know that sexualizing gorgeous male athletes in body suits that leave basically nothing to the imagination is the end of gay culture and civilization in general!