Genius Throws Gator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window

I so badly wish that I had a video of the deed, but alas. People were probably too busy fleeing from the alligator that had just been thrown at them through the Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Anyway this guy form Florida, Joshua James, had the brilliant idea to throw a live frigging alligator through the drive-thru window at local Wendy’s as a prank. There are many questions. Where did he get a live alligator? How did he get this live, and potentially deadly, reptile to cooperate with his “innocent” prank?

In response, James’ parents has this to say about the incident: “Well, I mean, how could you not think something like that was a prank?” Probably when when the dangerous, wild animal was thrown into a restaurant. After being arrested, James admitted to the act. The charges are some of the best I have ever read:

Felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (the alligator)

Misdemeanor possession of an alligator (the alligator)

Misdemeanor Petite larceny (abducting the alligator?)

Luckily no one was injured in the indecent and it was reported that while at Wendy’s the alligator did enjoy an order of fries and a medium Frosty before being returned to a local canal. Locals were impressed by the gator’s motor skills as he dipped his fries in his frosty before sending them down the hatch.