FML

>Be 12
>At friends house
>Firends says: "Hey bro! You have to try this! Go home right and find some hot chicks dancing and stuff on the internet and you rocket is gonna get hard. Pull on it and it'll be the best feeling ever! And some stuff is gonna come out so make sure you have tissue. And your hand has to be wet so you're gonna need some Vaseline or something."
>Go home
>Dad's watching TV
>Mom's in the kitchen
>Go in computer room
>Closes door
>Gets complete naked except for underwear
>Pull those around ankles
>Search "hot chicks naked" on google
>Find the music video "Tip Drill"
DatAss.jpg
>Gets hard
>Shoves both hands in vaseline
>Faps
FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>Doesn't hear Mom come in
>She flips the **** out
Mom: "OH MY GOD! What the hell are you doing?! Bill! Bill get in here!"
>Dad runs in
>I panic
>Tries to run
>Underwear around ankles
>Falls
>Hits head on computer table
>Wake up in hospital with social workers asking if my parents did this
>Dad tells this story every year at Thanksgiving when he gets drunk
>Mom can't look at me the same

>Be in 8th grade science class
>Learning about sperm and egg
>Think about porn
>Realize my rocket is getting hard
>try to stop it
>have a half chub boner
>Realize im wearing sweatpants
>Panic and try to wasteband half-boner
>try to wasteband boner to high and it comes out a little
>girl in class sees boner and yells "OH GOD" in a digusted fasion
>says in class says I have a tiny penis
>get remembered as the kid with the tiny penis
>it was only a half boner
>feelsbadman.jpg

For some odd reason I always got boners in science too man, I know that feel. I had to walk up to the front of the room for some vocabulary game with an obvious boner. God I felt like jumping off a cliff that day..

Getting caught is not really that awesome, I been caught a few times and my family just pretends that nothing happened and we don't talk about it. But you feel it, you feel the akward, you feel the shame and disappointment from your parents. You feel it deep in your soul...

>Be me, 16, fapping in room
>Someone knocks on door
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>Dad walks in right before i finish pulling pants up completely
>He saw nothing, but it was obvious what i was doing
>I just wait there until he finally opens his mouth...
>"So... what were you doing?"
>I say "looking at porn"
>"Ok then" he closes door
>I wait a bit
>Dad opens door with a smirk " can i see?"
>"No"
>He closes door with a chuckle and leaves
> ******* dad...always after my porn

>Me, about 12
>have absolute ripper of a wank
>laying naked on my bed naked, cum everywhere
>dad walks next to my door
>"dinner is ready"
> ****************************
>please don't come in
>Have 6 heart attacks at once
>he didn't come in
>from then i had the hearing of a ******* spastic rabbit from then on

> About a year ago
> Never been caught watching porn
> Finish
> Close the browser
> Go to bathroom
> Hear mom walk in
> ************************
> Wait I closed the browser
> By the beard of zeus that was close
> Walk out
> She's standing by the computer pissed
> ************* LiveJasmine advertisement

Everytime livejasmine pops up i close it the seconds it shows so i can avoid such awkward moments .Well even though u can get caught I dont really see a reason the get nagged at about it, it is after all a natural process .

I have 2 brothers and a sister, and it has happened to all of us including my sister, with Livejasmin popup, embarrassing as **** , worst part was that i was the first one had the biggest piece of the cake...

>Be 13 (this was a while ago)
>Too damn lazy to put my pronz onto a flashdrive
>make a folder inside another folder (We need to go deeper) and keep it in that
> after seeing a movie with some questionable scenes Mom searches computer and finds it
>Dad talks about it in the car, and that I might get in trouble.
>Tell Dad it was virus, he finds this interesting since apparently macs (a gift and I couldn't afford to buy myself a computer) Can't get viruses
>he believes it
>Gets an IT guy in to "fix it" whilst I'm at school
>IT guy tells them some ******** to "fix it", likely knowing that It wasn't a virus
>Delete ALL THE porn.
I don't know who you are but you're awesome... Thanks bro

>be 16
>Watching porn
>Have two tabs of porn open
>I hear the door in the hallway open up, knew dad or mum was coming.
>pull pants uo
>Try closing tabs
>Pc freezes, firefox asks if a want to close all tabs
>Video of girl fingering is still playing when dad walks in
>Dad looks at screen and runs back into the living room laughing.
>mrw
that was also the last time I used firefox

> i once fingered my 12 year old cousin
> she jerked me off too
>got caught and blamed it on sleepwalking (since i have a history of doing stuff in my sleep)
>they bought it but they can't look at me the same
> cousin scared for life, will probably grow up to be a stripper

Same here. I've been walked in on once by each family member, and now they knock. None of them give two ***** . Plus, my parents were the ones that taught me about it. It seems healthier to learn all the facts of it from two informed adults than some random kid.