Denise Derringer, who has fucked only for SCORE, is in favor of glory holes.

Not only do we have polls at the Blog, but we have polls at SCORELAND, too. And a recent one got my attention: What do you think about glory hole scenes?

This subject was hotly debated around the office in 2006 when we released the DVD Big-Tit Glory Hole, which turned out to be a big seller. Of course, the idea of the movie is that the girls (Danielle Derek, Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and Denise Derringer) are on one side of a wall. The guys are on the other. The guys stick their cocks through the holes and, without seeing who the cocks belong to, the girls suck them off. Then the guys come around the divider and fuck the girls (Danielle, Daphne and Denise get fucked in the ass). It’s a very hot movie. I must admit, I didn’t like the idea of Big-Tit Glory Hole before we made the movie, but I changed my mind when I saw it.

Anyway, the results of the poll: 36% said they liked glory hole scenes, 36% said they disliked them and 28% said they were indifferent about them. For the life of me, I can’t imagine being indifferent about a glory hole scene.

I’m not going to start another poll here, but if you like glory hole scenes, I want to know why you like them, and if you don’t like glory hole scenes, I want to know why you don’t like them. And if you don’t like them, I suggest you check out Big-Tit Glory Hole. You might change your mind. I did.

Vixen LaMoore made her debut as the covergirl in the February ’03 SCORE. Kayla Kleevage drove a motorcycle and a shopping cart around Las Vegas and she invited our photographer into her house in the “At Home With” section.

Lisa Lipps was interviewed for a fresh spread. (“Lately, I’ve had this thing for young guys, about 20 to 25 years old. I like to pick them up, take them home, see if I can suck their cocks, maybe fuck ‘em,” Lisa said in her interview.)

Blondie and Jade Feng made their SCORE debuts. Blondie was a Hungarian bartender discovered by an English SCORE photographer. Jade was our first model born and raised in China.

Blondie.

Anne Marie was a real-ife married swinger.

Hannah Callow and Brandy Dean returned for strip action.

Chaz dangled her dazzlers in Key Largo. Sana Fey in one of her final sets.

Short ‘n’ stacked Kate had a date with a big dick. Melissa Carey did interracial hardcore and swinger Anne Marie did even harder hardcore with a guy, a sex swing, anal beads and a butt plug.

Otis Sweat’s Dream SCORE for February ’03 was a painting of one of the most popular teens in TSG history.

Chaz. Where has she gone off to?

Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Susie Wilden appeared together in girl-girl toy play in the February ’03 Voluptuous.

Howard Stern interviewed Linsey Dawn McKenzie on his radio and TV show.

Annie Swanson was interviewed.

Busty Dildo Lovers 3 with SaRenna Lee, Mandi Melons and other babes playing with BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) was released.

Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.

Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.

And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”

My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”

You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.

Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”

Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?

Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.

S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”

By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?

And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”

No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.

Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.

Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.

Boobs in the News:

An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)

Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”

The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.

Kali West recently did a tits & tugs while eight-months knocked-up. SaRenna Lee’s first SCORE cover (Dec. ’93) focused on her face not her chest, and some magazine store clerks placed it next to Sports Illustrated. Debuting as a covergirl in Nov. ’92, Candy Cantaloupes only modeled and danced for four years. Jade Feng spends a lot of time in her kitchen preparing Asian dishes because she says she’s hot for cookin’. Nicole Peters’ favorite band is Death Cab For Cutie. Boob-Man G.L. wrote, “Nicole is my all-time favorite. I have been a fan of big-busted models for twenty years and I tell you that she is the best looking, best built of anyone I have ever seen!” Paraguayan-born Cynthia Romero no longer models and relocated to Europe. Jade Parker stars in K-JUGS with Rene Ross, Samantha 38G, Reyna Mae, Brandy Ryder and Bailey Santanna. It’s being released next week.

Last week, the SPIKE TV show Manswers asked if you can be hypnotized by boobs. The answer, of course, is, yes, you can. (Or as President Obama says, “Yes we can.”) At SCORELAND, we have known for many years how big boobs can cause a hypnotizing effect on male passersby and some females. I tell you that this condition exists. The people at the New York Times and CNN, they called me crazy. I’ll show them one day who’s the sane one. Exactly what is this phenomenon? The scientific word is breastnosis. Men who stare at a pair of large hooters will fall into a deep trance and not remember what they have done or where they are going. It doesn’t matter if the breasts are clothed or nude. Their power passes through cotton, rayon, wool, brick, lead, etc.

This chump doesn't stand a chance.

Jade turns on her high beams.

This is why guys walk into light poles and fire hydrants when a busty girl bounces by, or worse, rear-end the car in front of them. Often they wake up in motels, not knowing how they got there. Studies have shown that the faster a girl’s breasts bounce, the deeper the breastnosis becomes. There are case histories of heavily breastnotized men losing their cars, keys, wallets, pants, shoes and underwear. They know who they are. It’s an effect that’s deserving of further research in universities and laboratories.

If this happens to you, just enjoy it. Unless you’re an airline pilot or you work in a nuclear power plant.

Dear Stacked Asian Hotties, Thank you for your exotic looks and lovely curves. Your enticing bodies remind me of faraway, foreign lands full of mystery and adventure. You’re rare gems, and I’d like to take the time to salute your awesomeness. Your striking looks and bounteous racks are things of beauty! Bloom on into busty greatness, all of you luscious Lotus flowers. Me love you, long time. xoxo Maria

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

I have this oddball kind of…I don’t know what to call it…interest? Pasttime? Hobby? Fetish? Quirk?

No, it’s not paying a busty dominatrix to stomp me.

I like to see photos of the girls holding up the magazines they’re in. Kinky, eh?

Whenever a regular model is back in the building, I alway ask the studio to get a shot of her holding up a magazine she’s been in. I don’t know what it is about that simple act that I like so much. I know part of it is knowing we made that magazine they’re holding in their hands. Pride of creation, I think. It doesn’t work with the websites. There’s really no such concept as a cover in the Internet world. A photo of a model sitting by a computer monitor or holding up a laptop doesn’t have the magic, at least for me.

Jessica Turner by the PC. Not the same as a magazine.

Romina Lopez and September 2005 Voluptuous

Penny Porsche and February 2005 SCORE

It has to be a physical object we produced…a magazine, a DVD case, a calendar…or it doesn’t work.