04.17.13

I wouldn’t be so quick to say there’s a wrong way for a person to express their grief and concern over Monday’s events in Boston, but former Red Sox / current Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon seems to suggest a world-gone-mad is sufficient reason for citizens to be armed. If nothing else, this begs a number of followup questions ;

a) how many guns does Papelbon have, anyway?
b) does he bring one or more to the ballpark?
c) which of his current or former teammates does he suspect would flunk a background check?
d) when will Papelbon and Steve Carlton team up for a podcast?