Saturday, 5 April 2014

Whack of the day 5. Someones 0 has to go!!

So Bob this one is a contentious one as the absence of the Skaven coach means the Halflings have a game in hand and no opponent.

The bribes are soon flying back and forth and in the name of "Fair play" i.e. the biggest pay day, the commisioner decides that a replay between The Tub thumpers and the Calador Dragons is the only "fair" decision and his new condo in the Lustrian isles has nothing to do with the final decision (I guess hotdogs can only go so far Bob).GAME TWO "THE REVENGE?"

The Elves recieve the kick off and once again spilt their charge down both wings, I guess the plan is to draw Mr. Snide off to one side and blitz the other wing.

Time and Snide will tell Bob!

The Tub thumpers send out some probing attacks to the flanks while Mr. Snide hangs back with his Halfling "Artillery"

Suddenly the Dragons pounce down their weaker left flank and the blitzers lead the charge on Snide to pin him down in the centre,

I guess we can call this putting all their eggs in one basket because if Snide gets into his stride the elves might be missing their biggest and best for the rest of the game!!

Here comes the Long Bomb Bob and once again the elves show their cool and snatch the ball out of the air with ease.......................... God I want to smash the flash git in the face.............................. Sorry fans I said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud!

With Mr Snide embroiled in a massive tear up in the centre, the Elves run in the TD. One - Nil

The Halflings recieve the ball from the Kick off.............. but wait Bob ......................... whats this?

The ref is heading straight for Snide................... hes reaching in to his top....................pocket...............................................hes pulling out a card.................. is it a red Bob?

Yes Bob its a red...... the big fella is sending off the BIG fella .............. and Snides bottom lip is starting to wobble are we about to see a fully grown ogre cry because the Thumpers coach certainly is Bob.

This is game changing Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snide is sent to the stunned box. Can the Halfling get the score in and get snide back on the field for extra time?

Undaunted the last two Halflings charge the centre of the field and try to get off the pass and draw the game.

The crowd hold their breath is disbelief and you need to imagine one of those Hollywood scenes where they cut to various nations around the world staring at the T.V. in slow motion as the Halfling coach needs a nine off 2 D6 to pull off the pass...........

NO BOB ITS ONLY A 6......................... THE DRAGONS ARE THROUGH TO THE FINALS....................... THE DRAGONS WIN!!!!!!!!!