Try ringing NHS Direct; I know they are a bit swamped at the mo but its your best bet if your GP is a no Go and they should be able to provide info as to how to obtain Tamiflu ( the dratted pandemic hotline for England isnt open until THURSDAY, so go figure).

Lockets are no good for you because they have a diuretic effect and can lead to dehydration!!!!

I went to Court in Barnet today and we all had to disinfect before going into Court. I sat through the hearing all of 10 minutes wondering who was being protected as the Judgyboy was 10 feet away, and even my sneezes didn't reach that far, try and I might. Nobody shook hands. Nobody honked or squealed like a pig. We all did hold the door open for each other, so maybe the door is infected.

Ten minutes later I was crammed on the underground head stuck in some poor girls cleaveage for most of the Northern Line. She did get a bit concerned as there were only 2 other people on the carriage. Nobody felt the need to disinfect on the filthy tube. Bizarre.

Mel, hot foot it down to the doctors and ask for an appointment. Watch the no hoper, benefit cheating, lazy arsed public clear the waiting room in seconds.

That will cheer you up.

Hope you are feeling better soon. You need to be on top form for your resits!

I can't believe I know someone with swine flu. (Do I get a prize?)

Minxy, if sucking on a Locket is bad, what about a Fishermans Friend? Boom Boom.