loo's gullibility 28(or 7) andwhence in that dream the FSM came to see how his journey was going, for loo was next on The Holy List Of The Pasta Checker. he then touched him withs his wonderfull noodely appendege and saw what the strange creture had said

9(or8) this creature is a hater of all things noodely and drunk. do not listen to him as he will do whatever he can to make you want to walk the plank.

hope i got the verse numbers right

"look at my lovley fur! its got a little maranara sauce in it, but thats ok, it will come out when i clean myself.... with a little help of course ;)" --- furrylovingpastacat when talking to his favorite furry Friends

10ish. Verily, Loo was quite surprised to hear this. He asked of the LORD Flying Spaghetti Monster, "Are you sure? That creature was quite noodly. Are you sure you didn't send him to me in drunkenness? Or perhaps, are you drunk now?"

Rugbish. And the FSM spake, "For all I know I did send him to you in drunkenness, I'm sure he didn't just pop out of nowhere. And I admit *hic* I am a bit shloshed right now, but... uh... Avast! I'm your freaking god! Just do as I say! Sometimes I wonder aboush peephumph shushle... hum..."

Futbolsh: "Excuse me?" said Loo, who was not sure whether the FSM was slurring his speech in intoxication, or revealing some new holy incantations to him.

Bolsheviks: The FSM groaned and held the Noodles between His Eyes with one of His Noodly Appendages, much like a pirate holding his forehead while experiencing a headache. and said, "Nevermind that. Just go about your mission like you originally planned and don't kill anyone! Got it? Now wake up!"

14, Maybe. And the LORD smacked Loo in the face, and he did awaken, and he continued along his path, glowing with the knowledge that His Noodly Goodness did reach out and Touch him. Ramen.

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.Please use them.If I say something dumb, question it.http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.

16. And the God of Calories and Joules, He that Boileth in a Colander For Our Sins, cried "Fie, Loo, thou art Foul beyond imagination! Thy belly stinketh of Foster's Lager and Baked Beans. How could thee, heathen soul!"

18. And the Holey grater spoketh"hast though enough cheeseth to cloggeth thy bowels so as to not offendeth thy bretheren with thy fouleth flatulations?"19. And Loo replied " oh cheesemith,only our devine noodlines can know the true thickness of cheese necessary to prevent such emanations!"

1: Then Loo went forward plugged with both food and knowledge to complete his mission with his one true God (Our God) the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2: And as Loo got closer to the land of Swiss...(somebody finish this sentence)

Pope Dechujoh is the name.Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin: Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.)has been writinLetter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.)has been writinLetters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writinLetters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin<---T.A.R.D.I.S

5: Lovely?!", quipped a pirate named Mertle.6: "I didn't mean it in that sense" Loo spoke, "I mean that it's cute that you guys are still pillaging and thieving, and have not found the way,and the truth is that as the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.7: "What is this Flying Monster you speak of ? and don't call us cute ever AGAIN! or I'll lop yer head off!" Mertle growled.8:" Sorry", Loo replied, "Let us start over, my name is Loo and I'm here to bring everyone the good news of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. and I would like to ask, Who are you? and Where are we?"9: "My name is Mertle, and this be my beach." Mertle yelled.

Pope Dechujoh is the name.Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin: Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.)has been writinLetter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.)has been writinLetters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writinLetters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin<---T.A.R.D.I.S