It's fabricated as a soap opera for the proles. Neither party is really Bi, they're both gay and only get together for the prole soap opera. It's all in plain sight though I would suspect the German nanny might be the real current partner having had a scroll through the latest charade.

Fuck that. IF I wanted that kind of thing it would be TWO blokes for me!

When the first one was shagged out and you haven't got there yet you'd have a back up 😁.

Well, that is one of the many benefits that women have in threesomes, foursomes and moresomes. Franly, I am surprised that more women do not go in for such things. But then, I am a luvvie at heart deep within this cynical persona.