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*Eve was pretty
stupid too;
you think.. after
the fifteenth-hundredth
childbirth,
she would'a found a
sharp rock, somewhere,
and performed...
the First Circumcism.
**Philadelphia public
schools: half the time,
the teachers were on
strike, and I got to
stay home, and watch
'The Brady Bunch'
and 'The Partridge Family.'
***Of the three subjects,
dodge ball has proved to
be the most useful:
I learned how to dodge
a lotta' two-legged apes.
****No pun, intended.