No joke, I had real life encounter with MFS today at the gym. (And before anyone says "pics or it didn't happen", no I didn't get pics because I forgot to take my phone in. His manlyness would have broken it anyway.)

So I had just finished working out when I grabbed my stuff and started to leave, and as I was going down the hall he was coming straight at me. I obviously had no desire to go at him head on, so I stepped to the side. He was a rather portly man, and was dressed in digital-camoflauge cargo pants and combat boots. Attached to said pants were a pair of red suspenders, and under that he wore a olive drab-colored shirt with the outline of an AK which read "Kalashnikov" in Cryllic. He had a snow-white beard that came down to about the center of his chest, and under his glasses was a pair of thick white eyebrows and deep-set eyes that would have instantly killed a man had they so much as looked him. The icing on the cake was that he wore not a red cap, but instead a jet-black head wrap with red flame printing around the bottom. He also had his mystery (gym) bag with him, probably stuffed full of sweaty socks from his previous 347 straight days of working out that would explode like grenades when thrown. I only glanced at him on my way out so as to avoid being overcome by epicness, although I did feel slightly more manli after seeing him.

I was working one weekend and a school bus full of high school athletes stopped so the kids could get some frozen yogurt next door. The bus driver was a heavier older man with Santa suspenders on and a big white beard and he came in to our store complaining about how the bus driver should get free frozen yogurt.

Warhead wrote:I am anticipating the day when Lego slips up and Mike manages to sneak MFS onto the shelves.

This, or Warhead gets placed in a product line as a central villain.

Colette wrote:Here's some set descriptions because I'm bored.

Impulse-priced sets: One would be the Assyrian impulse featuring a flying Vesta death bike, while the other would be the immortal impulse and feature a terrorkhan with one of those giant movable turrets and a crappy weapons rack.

$5.00: Features an immortal headhunter mech paired with an Assyrian soldier and barricade.

$10.00: Assyrian armored car and maybe two jetpacking terrorkhan.

$30.00: Immortal Blackstar Fighter-Bomber with two pilots and an Assyrian with a small AA gun.

$50.00: Assyrian Spider Tank and an immortal APC duke it out with each other. Would come with like an Assyrian driver + Natalya as commander, and two terrorkhan.

$100.00-$120.00: A miniaturized version of the Venus destroyer with an immortal Banshee gunship + pilot. Would have the Assyrian empress as well as Warhead with some badass weapon. Maybe an Assyrian pilot, gunner and two star commandos.

Notes to Lego: I see potential for flick fire missiles everywhere if so inclined. Since the immortals are underrepresented, design them really badass and well just to troll the AFOLs and have them beg for a second wave.