Home of Merry Chick Lit

“Merry Chick Lit” is this slinky fabric with an overblown sympathy for divine stretchiness. Its complete ignorance for spatial dimensions gives Mary Poppins’ handbag a reason for abysmal depth. How else could all this women’s carry-on be transported while still feeling deep? Very Chick Lit is the notion that gives your good-vibrations pocket-lover a dolphin’s face. The notion that pukes confusion right in the sisterhood’s joint bedside cabinet.
Chicklit walks the dogma with a terrier-cloth-cushioned muzzle.
To be like Chick Lit means to use hellfire to warm up formal cookies and to cover the black spots with pastel-colored sugar coating. You’ll still taste the bitterness, yet you’ll talk about nuts.