tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7970434851250525774..comments2018-05-24T11:02:33.678-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: WhateverGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64433336242486638492010-12-11T15:59:12.144-05:002010-12-11T15:59:12.144-05:00foaming at the mouth while watching a stripper is ...foaming at the mouth while watching a stripper is not necessarily a seizure.lovinmyjobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02251424092621233215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37097122639460738792010-12-09T13:46:39.456-05:002010-12-09T13:46:39.456-05:00I would have told him the truth, impure thoughts d...I would have told him the truth, impure thoughts do not cause seizures, seizures are caused by the flashing lights the strippers use. Everybody knows that. Wear sunglasses.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36989667057939115932010-12-09T04:15:51.090-05:002010-12-09T04:15:51.090-05:00If his seizure had occurred while he was watching ...If his seizure had occurred while he was watching the stripper, she would have expected to paid double, for her affective performance!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-58371501314383279662010-12-09T01:30:55.739-05:002010-12-09T01:30:55.739-05:00&quot;And then I started having impure thoughts ab...&quot;And then I started having impure thoughts about the minister, which is why I&#39;m in this body cast.&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76088269138935026282010-12-08T23:57:46.644-05:002010-12-08T23:57:46.644-05:00&quot;... and impure thoughts about the booze and ...&quot;... and impure thoughts about the booze and cocaine.&quot;<br /><br />Captcha word &quot;Agnes&quot; -- wasn&#39;t there a movie about a nun by that name?thegooddrlaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08435755211517374081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46588653505231043792010-12-08T20:44:31.060-05:002010-12-08T20:44:31.060-05:00If that&#39;s the case guys would be having seizur...If that&#39;s the case guys would be having seizures all over the placeNP Odysseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13669816146120005101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27926056006197300692010-12-08T18:31:34.987-05:002010-12-08T18:31:34.987-05:00bwaaahahahaaahahahhaaaaa! That&#39;s great!!!! M...bwaaahahahaaahahahhaaaaa! That&#39;s great!!!! Maybe next time he will be a good boy and take his meds and not oogle the stripper. Riiiiight.Watercolorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12001814090997469872010-12-08T18:29:43.289-05:002010-12-08T18:29:43.289-05:00Church&#39;s job is well accomplished.Church&#39;s job is well accomplished.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67422796951437828912010-12-08T18:07:52.848-05:002010-12-08T18:07:52.848-05:00@Swami
I&#39;d argue the thoughts are &#39;pure&#...@Swami<br /><br />I&#39;d argue the thoughts are &#39;pure&#39;, in that there&#39;s no dilution of the message :PNot Househttp://iamnothouse.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29247384190502807862010-12-08T17:38:34.797-05:002010-12-08T17:38:34.797-05:00::head:laptop:: Well, at least it&#39;s a better ...::head:laptop:: Well, at least it&#39;s a better excuse than a friend of mine who said, &quot;Oh I can&#39;t take my meds tonight because I&#39;m drinking.&quot; You know how Gibbs smacks idiots?? so do I. Pity they don&#39;t let doctors do that... it might bring up patient compliance.<br /><br />weloushw - how one shows a dyslexic to take their seizure medsKat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70912961963059661362010-12-08T17:23:05.535-05:002010-12-08T17:23:05.535-05:00impure thoughts cannot cause seizures, or this wou...impure thoughts cannot cause seizures, or this would be one whammin jammin world. although sometimes i do feel a little tingly aura.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75696663501377695962010-12-08T17:02:54.712-05:002010-12-08T17:02:54.712-05:00It&#39;s not either/or, it&#39;s both/and! :DIt&#39;s not either/or, it&#39;s both/and! :DJoAnnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09942928659520676271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41723329480734289182010-12-08T16:40:23.571-05:002010-12-08T16:40:23.571-05:00After I saw a new patient a few years ago, she ask...After I saw a new patient a few years ago, she asked if I wanted to be paid by check or in cash. Of course, I chose cash. She then removed crumpled dollar bills from her purse, smoothing them out on my desk. I recalled she&#39;d told me she was a stripper and quickly said, &quot;You know what? A check would be fine.&quot;<br /><br />I disinfected the desk after she left.Queen of the Roadhttp://www.doreenorion.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53190946083015546892010-12-08T15:43:19.922-05:002010-12-08T15:43:19.922-05:00&quot;But I didn&#39;t kick in when they were coll...&quot;But I didn&#39;t kick in when they were collecting money to pay her, so I feel like I wasn&#39;t really entitled.&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90015344767297862142010-12-08T15:37:04.833-05:002010-12-08T15:37:04.833-05:00&quot;And then I acted on them. I figured- hey, e...&quot;And then I acted on them. I figured- hey, everybody&#39;s looking at her and not at me anyway. If I&#39;d just kept quieter, I might have gotten away with it. Instead the guys punished me by kicking me out of the house, and only later when I got home did I realize that I&#39;d left my meds there.&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32655973050697364792010-12-08T15:23:57.243-05:002010-12-08T15:23:57.243-05:00Can one have thoughts other than &#39;impure&#39; ...Can one have thoughts other than &#39;impure&#39; about strippers??Swami Dilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03486227823610436414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82806699358667451622010-12-08T15:01:29.757-05:002010-12-08T15:01:29.757-05:00&quot;Thou shalt not covet thy buddy&#39;s strippe...&quot;Thou shalt not covet thy buddy&#39;s stripper.&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72248594326030595322010-12-08T14:59:43.865-05:002010-12-08T14:59:43.865-05:00&quot;There I was, about to stick a $20 bill in he...&quot;There I was, about to stick a $20 bill in her G-string, and then I had a vision of Jesus telling me, &#39;You realize that, if you give her cash, she might not declare it to the IRS.&#39;&quot;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-60577069086832980392010-12-08T14:56:57.587-05:002010-12-08T14:56:57.587-05:00&quot;What, like you&#39;ve never hired YOUR grand...&quot;What, like you&#39;ve never hired YOUR grandmother?&quot;Cthulhu Sashiminoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57894124143072170022010-12-08T14:25:59.212-05:002010-12-08T14:25:59.212-05:00At least he&#39;s honest!! :-pAt least he&#39;s honest!! :-pFrancinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14878419613296817145noreply@blogger.com