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Mrs Mills: newlywed in bed

Ever since I married my loved one only a few weeks ago, I have started hogging the covers at night. Is this normal? It is causing much stress: I fear his chasing the quilt will result in me being pushed out of bed. I have also found him sleeping with his head on my pillow. Your advice would be greatly appreciated.

Mrs KZ, by email

There is obviously a huge amount of unresolved sexual tension present in your bedroom that is finding unconscious physical outlet in these strange nocturnal movements. The solution is to transfer the arena of your sexual expression from the bedroom to another part of the house. Investigate the diningtable, take a rug into the garage or experiment with the kitchen sink (though not if either of you has a dodgy back, obviously). Alternatively, you could resort to separate sleeping bags.