If the Drink Wine and Giggle Gals had lab coats and test tubes we could not have designed a better all-you-can-drink resort wine than Beringer Pinot Grigio. It's not the kind of wine that you would spit out in disgust, but it's also not the kind of wine you want to drink all night and dip into resort profit margins. After a while the fruitiness of this pinot grigio becomes cloying, like the 80 SPF sunblock that sticks to your face like clown makeup. Beringer Pinot Grigio gets the job done but it's not pretty. We'll give it a rating just to the right of tolerable.