When you're dating a musician, you better get more than "Happy Birthday" on the big day, especially when you're turning the big 4-0!

That's exactly what John Mayer is rumored to have done for Jennifer Aniston. We imagine the song he penned for her goes something like "Oh Jen Aniston, guess what, you're 40. Hey, at least you're not Pete Doherty. That Angelina is so uncool, and your ex-husband is a tool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

What John doesn't know is that Jen doesn't want a song - she wants a baby!

I bet your stupid fat ass thought that was sooooo funny…fat body you are a fucking piece of shit, i say it everyday. You have no relevance to this world, you serve no purpose and have nothing good to share with anybody. You make money off being jealous of famous people. get a life cock sucker

Well, John & Jen are now officially A-list couple, you know. He with his Grammies, she with her several no. 1 movies AND A LOVE SONG. Take it! Jealousy is a bad thing, but, you know, the UNCOOL people can’t avoid it… So, meanwhile, the ugly and the home wrecker were abroad, loosing again! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Good grief Perez! Do you really think if Aniston REALLY wanted a baby she wouldn't have had one by now? Just think she just might get stretch marks. Oh, the agony of it all. How will she lay around in her bikini with stretch marks?! She would have to think of someone besides herself. Can you see her dragging a kid around with her? Her mom did a number on her and she's still in therapy (that's what she said) dealing with it. People think she can't find a committed relationship, not so. SHE DOESN'T WANT ONE. Hey, that's fine, but I'd just like her to stop the bs by saying she wants a baby. Nothing wrong with her just wanting to live her life, but she should have the balls to say that her life is fine the way it is.

hahaha wow perez. jennifer aniston is a great. her and john seem to have a good relationship so y not let them be??? if they break up so wat? they don't live to please u! ur always with ur "saint angie" shit. yea she has kids & wat? ur the only one STILL talkin bout brad & jen. get over it!. & john made out with you (supposedly, u kno lie detector test aren't 100% accurate) and now ur just jealous cuz they're together. love u perez & some of the shit u say is hilare but THIS is pure jealousy. along with u calling jessica simpson fat, umm excuse me how much do YOU weigh???????? cuz I'd like to kno! stop actin like ur shit dont stink.
peace.

Re: I love my life – i looked forward to jen/john & brad/angie posts just so i can mess with that bitch's head…she should have her own damn gossip site!!!! shes hated more than perez! and THATS ALOT!!!!

Listen, FAT FUCK…..has Jennifer Aniston ever told you that she wants a baby? You seem obsessed with her, her ex-husband and his wife. That's not even talking about you hating so many women, picking fights with teenagers and being obsessed with becoming a celebrity. JEALOUS MUCH? CRAZY MUCH! OBSESSED MUCH???

Fuck off you fat fag. NOT EVERY WOMAN IN THIS WORLD WANTS TO HAVE CHILDEREN. Ugh. Just because your favorite miss Skankelina is adopting every child in this world and pooping others out every other minute, doesn't mean we all do! Some of us actually have better things to do with our life and how do you know Jen wants a baby anyways? Exactly, you don't. It's just another one of your fucking sad presumptions. Get a real job!

Re: Jolly411 – I totally agree with you! I just don't get it why at certain age people perceive single woman as desperate to marry and have kids… mmm news people! Some of us just want to have a nice quiet life enjoying ourselves and have already other priorities and goals we wanna meet in life… I'd rather travel a lot now, work hard and have a nice peaceful life with my bf, kids are not in our plans… we just want to enjoy our love and our lifes…

Stupid fucking asshalo Faggez. If she wants a baby, who are you to say she life. can't?? Because you're alone, and never will find a woman to give you a child, it doesn't mean normal people like miss Aniston can't give birth to a little baby. I sincerily hope you remain alone for the rest of your miserable life. You have written to many ugly things to get any compassion. And it will be better for you not have any offspring: 1 ugly fuck like you is enough for this world. GE zijt nen lelijken, degoutenten rondello