Why don’t you all congregate outside the King Power tonight, light candles at 26 minutes past midnight (to signify his squad number), join hands and say a silent prayer for Riyad - the poor little rich kid who didn’t get what he wanted?

A couple of quick choruses of Kumbaya, lay your posies of flowers and scrawl a poignant message of hope for Mahrez, a martyr currently stewing in his own misery.

Suddenly Bob Huth’s yer uncle, you’ll feel better about yourself and eventually the pain will ease.

We know precisely how the anguished Algerian feels because a helpful ‘friend,’ of his (who is absolutely NOT his agent), phoned that national help-line which automatically springs to mind when you are gripped with grief and melancholy.

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“Ach well, a problem shared is a problem halved, so we’ll share his agony with millions of viewers. In the meantime, hide his football boot laces and make sure to lock away any sharp objects, just in case, my friend.”

Pass me the sick-bag.

I don’t remember Riyad being too depressed when he accepted Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha’s gold-nibbed pen to scrawl his signature on a four-year-deal worth more than £100,000-a-week, 18 months ago. In fact I’m sure there was a rather large grin on his face.

Mahrez’s stats show he has outperformed Coutinho over the past three seasons and the Barcelona man doesn’t have a title winners’ medal or PFA award in his locker – Mahrez does.

He also has two years left on his lucrative deal, which didn’t come with a release clause, which is a problem for Mahrez’s new agent.

People who whine that Leicester let N’Golo Kante leave conveniently forget they HAD to because he had a £32m release clause in his contract which Chelsea triggered and Leicester were obliged to honour.

Danny Drinkwater? Leicester had good options in midfield and they decided £35m was a fair price at the time.