That's not very convincing. I have no compulsion to cuddle the stuffin's out of you.

You should have wagged your tail, Bert.

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Piddling was my second option, but it's usually not as endearing as one might think.

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“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"

It's not me you have to convince. It's Instant_Star. I don't want a puppy.

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“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"

My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.

...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.

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My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.

...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.

Most of the time, humping has nothing to do with sex, but dominance. Fixed dogs do it, sexually immature dogs do it, and even females do it.

My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.

...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.

Do you think there might be a connection with your puppy being hyper and your brother's dog trying to hump him. Might be the reason, I'm just saying.