Manager: Be sure that you take a coat with you if go over there, because when it’s warm here, it’s cold there.Employee: In England?Manager: Yeah, their summer is like our winter.Employee: I don’t think so.Manager, frustrated: Well, it’s true. I went there in May, and it was freezing. I had to wear a jacket all the time. They’re in, like, a different hemisphere, or something.Employee, laughing: No, they aren’t. They’re just further North than we are, and their climate’s a little different. Australia’s in a different hemisphere. England is in the same hemisphere that we are — North… West. Manager, in a cold fury: Look. I’ve been there.

Admin: One of our districts is having trouble modifying a document from our website.
Graphic Designer: It can’t be modified. It’s a PDF.
Admin: Right. So I was wondering if you would turn off the PDF so they can make their changes.
Graphic Designer: …Um, no.