Ham Quotes

“It was a ham that could only have come from a hog with a long-borne crippling disease, the sort of ham that is reserved for officers who buy their own provisions; and only a man versed in morbid anatomy could have carved it handsomely.”Patrick O'Brian, 'Master and Commander (1970)

"Eternity is a ham and two people."Dorothy Parker

“Ham: 40 days in salt, 40 days hanging, in 40 days eaten.”Joseph Delteil, French writer (1894-1978)‘La Cuisine paleolithique’ (1964)

“Carve a ham as if you were shaving the face of a friend.”Henri Charpentiercook to J.D. Rockefeller in U.S. (?1896)