“Mom, when I grow-up, I’m gonna invent a Fart Detector to bust all the people who lie about farting. Then, I’m gonna write a book called The Fart Finder. It’s about this guy named Mr. McFarty Pants who travels the world in search of rare farts and then captures them in coffee cans. I bet someone would give me like a million bucks for that and then I can buy myself a Lamborghini.”

Oh, thank God! That’s one less kid I need to send to college. Happy Friday!

This idea is definitely a money maker. He writes the book. It’s then optioned out to the different movie studios. Followed by a series on HBO and think of the line of toys that Toys R Us could carry. It boggles the mind. I’m already seeing the Lamborghini parked outside your house.

Hmmm… wonder what makes certain farts rare & others just common old stinkers??? Guess I’ll have to by the Mr McFarty Pants book & find out. Can you please let me know when it hits the Book Store shelves???

Look for a very short driver with a gap between his front teeth and a single deep dimple on his left cheek. Another dead giveaway that it’s him…really bad driving because his only experience will be the hours he’s spent on Mario Kart for the Wii.