FTA: "the occupants of the Toyota, wearing masks that partially covered their faces, stopped and exited the vehicle. The two men held the victim down, beat him and took his personal items, including his clothes."

Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

WhoopAssWayne:Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

WhoopAssWayne:Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

Was I kidding myself or was that ok?

I think you're safe as long as you don't have an erection. But that might vary by state.

Diogenes:WhoopAssWayne: Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

Was I kidding myself or was that ok?

I think you're safe as long as you don't have an erection. But that might vary by state.

WhoopAssWayne:Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

Was I kidding myself or was that ok?

Well why didn't you strip down, hop in the back and let your wife dr...... HA! I almost made it through that sentence!

Slatted, at whatever angle, or not dude - there's no way I'm not getting pulled in a convertible. I may be down to my skivvies, but my hair is standing up, I've got dirt stains on my face, hands, arms, etc. If I were a cop, I'd put the light on for that sort of sh*t right on sight.