Carp diem. Embrace your sole. Never wave your hands blindly; always roe your own boat, for these lines flounder the best of them. And always be wary of girls who just want to 'cuttle.' They may just leave you wailing. Nay, choose hookers.

I think every illicit drug should be legal, only to be restricted by age. Almost 600,000 people a year die from alcohol and tobacco, whereas a comparatively small yet equally tragic 20,000 die from illegal drugs. If that doesn't speak volumes about the absolute lack of regard in drug scheduling the government had in terms of national health then I don't know what does. People should be able to explore their own mind and bodies however they please, even if it does have various negative effects. Not to mention prison population and drug violence would cease almost entirely. Really, it would be a win for all teams, especially the Criminey Crackfiends.

My first started from a dream, I found my way into a secret doorway and starting running down the ever-left-turning halls, only to be grabbed repeatedly by secret-service seeming people. I then realized it was a dream, and the preceding activities rewinded rapidly, forcing me to find myself frozen in my bed, awake. I manage to point my eyes at the foot of my bed and find a hellraiser looking head, floating with cuts and blood all over its face, staring at me and bobbing its head with the creepiest of grimaces. I then look to the left and see a 10ft black shadow standing over me, staring. Look back at the floating head and its still going strong. I acknowledge these are hallucinations so I just close my eyes and go to sleep. It was horrifying.

Some guys do. Anyway, yeah a flat chest is slightly unattractive to some, but do you know what's really, really unattractive? Insecurity. If you have an attractive face then just stop worrying about your boobs, its ugly to be so worried. You become attractive by being confident, not by your boobs. If you refuse to try to do that then nobody can help you and you'll see yourself as an inadequate human for the rest of your life, which you're not.

p.s. Fat chicks have big boobs and you don't see guys oggling them do you?

I'm sorry but your comment made me laugh out loud. Not because I find it funny that you have little boobs, but because it's such a problemless problem. Guys don't care how big your boobs are, and the ones who do are probably stupid assholes, they just care about how you act, how confident you are, and who you are, whether they know it or not. Trust me, huge tits are rarely a reason for a dude to enter a relationship, and if they are then the relationship wont last long.

Just be comfortable with yourself! You're only in the itty bitty titty committee like millions of others