Hugh Hefner And Crystal Harris Are Getting Married Again

Apparently Hugh Hefner didn't learn his lesson the first time and Crystal Harris figured out a way to get more stuff while still being with who she wants because the couple announced they are engaged again. The first time ended in disaster with Crystal cheating on Hef with Dr. Phil's son and breaking her 9pm curfew and not being the type of girlfriend who was willing to accept her place in the assembly line of sex with an 80+ year old man. Crystal managed to find his Viagra for Hef though and worked his way back into his good graces by pre-chewing his food for him Alicia Silverstone style and going to bed with him every night by 7p. It also goes to show you that no matter how old you are or how wrinkled your body, if you have enough money a 20 something will be willing to marry you.

I dont even think he has that much money. Anyway, there isnt enough money in the world to make me, as a 26 yr old, embrace this scene, nosiree. He's too old for m enow, lol!! and its not just the age- its the multiple partners, and all the other shit that goes with it. ugh.

This old Grandpa has been around the block more than a few times. It's not his first rodeo and he knows how to play the game. He knows her, knows what she is, what she does, and he just doesn't care. Isn't this what most shallow immature men say, that they just want to be rich enough to have an anna nicole smith look alike in their bed when they're in their eighties? Too emotionally immature/crippled and shallow to want a real commitment and emotional bond these men sell themselves short and settle for a pretty face and an empty head. Sad, because it sounds like just an extended prostitution arrangement. How is that fun, hot, or anything good? I guess he can't, is unable, or won't open himself up to real love and is settling for the devil he knows. The only person he's cheating is himself. It's interesting and pretty ironic that the man who is the most responsible for objectifying women in the modern era is himself being objectified for his fortune, in his last years when he will be almost as helpless as an infant, dependent upon a traitorous malicious gossip mongering vapid plastic child woman for eating, diapers, outings, medicine dosage/frequency etc. His dumbing down of the value of the american female as a gold digging sex objectified plastic titted uneducated fashion accessory is going to bite him in his old dependent perverted grey ass. I actually feel sorry for him. No one deserves that in their old age, but as all horrible life lessons inevitably go, he's done it to himself. Sad. What an empty, empty house. No amount of drugs, booze, money or pretty women can fill a home with love and warmth.

Wow! I never would have thought that but then again I don't believe PR people ( worked for a famous one in Hollywood and we made up stories all day long and we would laugh at the people who believed them) reality tv is fake and game show have casting people. I was several game shows, my agent booked my reality shit with the script. I knew who was the winner before the taping, plus multiple takes in surprised face. Don't give so much, it's fake.

what happened to Hugh's son? Didn't he get into trouble for hurting his girlfriend. Hugh is never going to get back what he had on that 1st season of girls next door. No one cares now. He is a joke. She is a idiot. She won't be changing his diapers because she will be out shopping.

I still have this crazy fantasy that Hef is actually gay and has been all his life, and "Playboy" is the ultimate beard.

I just have this warm visual of him at the mansion on an average Wednesday night playing backgammon with his long-time manservant in kimonos with pekinese dogs on their laps laughing about how gullible the world is to believe that he is actually having sex with all those young women.

When I think of him as the biggest con artist of the century, well, he gets pretty sexy.

assuming the pre-nup is air tight, it must be time for another round of 'the bride as centrefold', either playboys figures are dropping, or she was that desperate when her singing career didn't pan out. Lets hope they don't have kids, that much stupid shouldn't be passed onto another generation!

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