Haunted Curiousities

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ASIAN LUCK WHORE/S

Asian Luck Whore

This piece comes from Adita, our correspondent who works in Asia. I'm not sure where she got it from or how she came across the piece. Nevertheless she has come across this piece, sending it to us, whereupon we ran several more tests on the piece. We can now confirm that this piece works... and to full potential.

What this piece embodies is the spirit of an ancient Asian Luck Whore. I'm not sure EXACTLY what she is, but I can definitely tell you the following. She is an ancient witch-type and she is into the ancient magic of the Orient. On top of this, she is a feisty little sex spirit, capable of creating extreme eroticism, excitement, and the best freakin’ orgasms that you will have ever experienced.

What she will do is, literally, fantastic, as it would certainly fulfill anybody’s wildest dreams and imagination. She will come to you in the night, while you dream, performing the most mind blowing, tantalizing sex antics that you will ever experience. When she leaves in the morning, she will leave behind a small fortune of money, material wealth, and possessions. Notice I said in the morning-- as in she will do this for you every night, for as long as you own the piece, allowing you to amass riches beyond what you’ve ever known. Lastly, when she sexually bonds with you, she will pass onto you, the powers of the ancient Orient, allowing you use their powers for whatever purposes you should choose. You better act now, as this piece is sure to quickly. One last thing, if you are a female, please don’t be deterred from this piece. Our witch is a freaky chick. She doesn’t associate with anything other than try-sexual... as in you better try everything you can sexually, at least once; otherwise you haven’t maximized your pleasure.

WE HAVE FIVE MORE OF THESE PIECES THAT REFLECT THE EXACT SAME POWER. YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE OF THESE.