Forced to pay for failing to let Butt in on the jokes

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YES, thank you, I had a wonderful break. That is I had a wonderful first few days. Then the “Nicky Butt” thing happened. Right after that the sleepless nights and low selfesteem set in. You see I was in the Algarve staying in a sumptuous villa along what justifiably can be called “millionaires’ row”.

Here’s what I mean. Just 23 minutes after being decanted off an Air Portugal jet at Faro airport, I saw Alan Shearer on his own lawn washing his car. I think you get the idea from that. Teddy’s place is over there, Incey has one two