Monday, March 19, 2007

Fresh Junk: Thick Rims

My mother used to wear this really gnarly pair of glasses. They were a deep red that graduated towards a nice pinky pink at her nose. They were thick, plastic and magnified her eyes which gave her this funny bewildered look (oh, and did I mention that it came with a cord that hung around her neck?) The best part of it was that I was blessed with a matching pair in the second grade. If only I knew how big they'd be now, I could have totally shut stupid Chase Stevens up: "Uh, you know what Chase? These are so going to be popular with all the Misshapes/Cobrasnake photog whores in like, eleven years, so shut up and give me back my Tamogatchi." Just make sure you actually need glasses before you rock these: there's nothing tackier than lensless rims.

Disclaimer:

None of the photos belong to me (except for the ones I personally shot). All photos are used for commentary reasons unless otherwise stated. Also, I misspell like an illiterate fiend, so like try and deal?