New York City, 1902. A sheepish law student’s courtship of the daughter of the nation’s most powerful railroad magnate gives way to a series of plots, counter plots, and counter-counter plots that will suck in and take down everyone that the young lovers have ever met and/or held dear. A ribald and lusty farce replete with taxidermied animal heads, lentil pâté, light-to-heavy fondling, and something called “The Seawife and the Honeypot” (which we’ve been informed is too hardcore to be allowed in marketing materials.)