Mr. Cameron

What if Mr. Cameron was made of Swiss cheese? Cleaning up wouldn’t be much of an ease.If he was, that wouldn’t be nice.Our homeroom would be infested with mice.This room would be home to a family of rats, We might start chasing them with baseball bats.His life would be simple, His face without a dimple, The dimple, replaced by a hole, Austin would use it as a soccer Goal.Mr. Cameron would be fired, Yet also, he would be admired.Admired, but only by mice, Now isn’t that nice? It would be weird to have a dairy product as a teacher, What an unusual edible and healthy to eat creature.Living in a zoo, He’ll have nothing to do, He’s a one of a kind edible pet, So sell him on the internet,