In what is perhaps the most important news of the millennium, it seems people who like to f*ck teddy bears would also like to f*ck the teddy bear in Ted, the $50-million-grossing film from Seth MacFarlane.

At long last, we have the first trailer for Ted, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane's directawrial debut, starring Wahlburger's co-founder Mark Wahlberg as a guy whose Teddy Bear came to life as a result of a childhood wish and hasn't left his side since.