Hamlet! Willy Loman! Blanche DuBois! Those are three of the most famous roles in the theater. I guess you could call it a role roll call. Or, if you’re as confused by homophones as the writer for Yahoo! Movies, you’d call it a role call:

A roll call is “the reading aloud of a list of names of people, as in a classroom or military post, to determine who is present or absent.” And that’s what the writer meant.

Let’s just skip over the missing capital letter in Station, shall we? Because that’s not nearly as amusing as the roll model in this article from Yahoo! Shine:

I’m thinking the writer meant something like a Cinnabon sample you’d get at the food court at the mall. It remains to be seen whether she meant that and whether she knows that whether or not, though not incorrect, contains two unnecessary words:

Is the writer the only person who didn’t notice the bit of waistline confusion? Could that actually be a 51-inch waist? Looks like someone has been hitting the Cinnabons.

Holy cannoli! Did Zac Efron turn down that roll because it was whole wheat? Onion? Parker House? What’s the real story behind this shocking discovery on Yahoo! Shine‘s “The Thread”?

What role did the editor play in this little paragraph? Was there an editor for this? It’s looking like someone doesn’t know the difference between a movie role and an egg roll. Or how to use commas — or refrain from using commas.

I think most of us know what role toilet paper plays in our lives. Yahoo! Shine suggests a different role for the empty toilet paper roll—using it to tell if a holiday decoration is small enough to be a choking hazard for a tot.

Another hazard at this time of year? The needs of pines:

I’m just kidding. We all know that’s a typo. Ha-ha. I’m a kidder. I like to kid. Seriously, though, there is an important warning here if you have young children in your house: Pin needles can be tox too.