Tuesday, December 21, 2010

"A Clerihew? Oh darling, it's... just what I always wanted!"

Today in Clerihew Club we match the clerihews below with each of the famous quotes about them. First correct entry gets a free copy of The Firm-Buttocked Clerihew by Sir Joshua Reynolds.* (*not really).

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Sorry for the spotty attendance but we've been in amongst a series of biblical plagues. What were they again? Um, there was the plague of rain, pretty bad, then one of absent buses, then short-lifed batteries, and um, I don't know... the usual boils and flatulence etc. Anyway, I keep seeming to run out of time before I've even finished anything, let alone comment.

I hope people like these clerihews. Because I have yet another page of them nearly ready to go. And for some reason they seem to be becoming more perverse. I expect that's the fault of one of those plagues. Bloody Egyptians!

And thanks for all your efforts. But do watch the meter, people. It is a tricky booger.

Bwahaha if not for that hilarious photo of Hitlery Klinton there would've been some violent regurgitation. Make a clerihew generator app like the Shakespearean insulter, heavy metal band naming app and the whine and complain generator.

In case anyone is interested I changed half the photos. Even one from the previous post (the first Kissinger phote which was dull before but is now a real cracker). Otherwise I changed Hillary (more direction to the action), Petraeus (a bomb gag so obvious I can't believe I missed it), Bono (more prominent devil horns), and Billy Ray (who had to go in since he's not just evil but obviously evil).