Megan Fox headed down to Trump Tower in Chicago on Monday 11/14/16 looking to interview protestors, but there were none out and about that day. Or any other day this week. There had been a few dozen white Millennials screaming and shouting in strategically placed spots around the Loop over the weekend, but none on Monday (and none on Tuesday either).

Police officers that Megan spoke to yesterday told her that the protestors are clearly being organized and paid…and they only come out on the weekends (when a lot of tourists are out who would see them and take pictures for social media). We don’t know how long this charade will continue, but I guess that George Soros has to pay more to get these people to come out Monday through Friday. Or maybe Soros figures having them out during the work week isn’t effective since business people ignore them and Chicago doesn’t have as many tourists out and about when it’s not the weekend. I believe that the “protestors” are all college students and they have class during the week, but they make extra money on the weekends screaming and yelling on the payroll of one George Soros-funded entity or another. It’s all an obvious, Potemkin Village-like affair.

Let’s stop for a moment and think about the fact that these “protestors” all disappear come Monday morning. Also consider that none of them seem able to truly articulate what they are upset about, other than they don’t like that Donald Trump was elected president instead of the Soros-backed candidate, Hillary Clinton. If these disgruntled Millennials had any real gripes about the election, they would be camped out and nothing could convince them to leave. The fact that not one single one of these “protestors” is out during the work week tells me that none of them believe in anything they are doing. They are just taking those checks from Soros. When they are off the clock, they pack up and leave because they don’t believe in any of this enough to be out there when they aren’t getting paid to be there.

This is what the Left does, folks: it pays people the same way that actors are hired for plays or warm bodies are hired for whatever kind of event you want to have. George Soros pays for people to come out and make noise and scream and yell and be “a presence,” but if he’s not paying them to be there they disappear. None of these people ever believe in any of the “causes” they are supposedly protesting on behalf of. It is all transparent kabuki funded by George Soros.

Why is this man allowed to continue doing things like this?

Why is he not treated like a James Bond-style super villain and dealt with appropriately by the FBI, CIA, MI-6, Mossad, or whoever out there is in charge of super villains in the real world?

Kevin DuJan is the author of SHUT UP! The Bizarre War that One Public Library Waged Against the First Amendment. He is a gay, Catholic, conservative, Republican who advocates for government transparency, Freedom of Information, Open Meetings, and First Amendment rights. He lives in Chicago with his boyfriend Justin.