Lifetime Shrank Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobs

Last week at Warming Glow, we learned two important things: 1) If you say you prefer sausage to bacon, you will get YELLED AT, and; 2) Jennifer Love Hewitt is apparently a very polarizing figure. Like, a lot. But even her most ardent detractors seemed to give her the benefit of the doubt when it came to one issue. I mean TWO issues. [raises eyebrows] Two VERY LARGE issues. [nudges you with elbow] Two issues I’d really like to examine a little more closely. GET IT?!

What I’m getting at is that she has big boobs. Or rather, she HAD big boobs, until someone at Lifetime opened up Photoshop and tinkered with the promotional image for her new show, “The Client List.”

In the sexier ad on the right, the 33-year-old actress flaunts her breasts in a revealing, low-cut black slip. But a second, more modest version shows Hewitt’s buxom boobs are noticeably smaller and her cleavage-baring negligee appears to be higher cut.

So what did Hewitt think about having a digital breast reduction?

“Somebody sent me a copy of the photograph, and I was like, ‘Um, what happened?’ ” she told KROQ’s Kevin & Bean Show on Friday, as excerpted by the New York Daily News.

I’m happily married to an amazing man and we’re a modern couple and I’m not a piece of meat and yadda yadda. So having said that, to Lifetime REALLY?! They’re just boobs, they’re sexy, life giving, and you can buy all kinds of brightly colored accessories to put them in! Shame on Lifetime.