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Atheist Conferences 2018

I’ve put together a collection of atheist conferences, skeptic conferences, & humanist conferences in the US in 2018. Hopefully, this is a helpful resource for you if you’re looking for a conference to attend. If I missed one, let me know in the comments below.

Atheism: The most faith based of all religions, which relies on magic to violate all of the scientific laws.

1: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that in the absence of time, where no action could possibly ever occur, because there is no before and after, Nothing Exploded. – Violating the Special Theory of Relativity and Newton’s 1st Law.

2: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that when Nothing Exploded it magically created matter and energy – Violating the 1st Law of Thermodynamics

3: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that an equal amount of matter and anti-matter was magically created and that somehow, magically, the anti-matter all vanished leaving only matter remaining.

4: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that the magically created matter, which was flying out in every direction, perfectly perpendicular to the point of the blast, magically changed course and coalesced into clumps. – Violating Newton’s 1st Law.

5: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that the clumps of matter magically created order by gravity induced accretion to create galaxies, stars, planets and moons. – Violating the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and Boyle’s Law.

6: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that it’s okay that we observe some galaxies and planets spinning backwards and that our sun, which has 99% of the matter in the solar system, only contains 2% of the angular momentum, because it all happened magically. – Violates the Law of Conservation of Angular Momentum.

7: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that life magically sprang from a rock and instantly figured out how to multiply and found something to eat. – Violating the Law of Biogenesis.

8: Big bang evolutionism parishioners believe that the life which magically began as a single celled organism, eventually becoming a 2 celled multicellular organism through magical evolution, then evolved into multicellular organisms with even more cells and then from one kind to another until we have all of the life forms we have on Earth including man, over the course of 3.5 billion years. Violating the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and not supported by any observation. No known 2 celled organism even exists. No known dating method can date rocks except for coal and diamond, if you consider them rock. The only dating method that is even partially reliable is Carbon 14 dating, which flat out confirms that coal and diamond cannot be older than 100,000 years.

9: All Big bang evolutionism beliefs violate the Scientific Method. Not one of their beliefs has ever been observed, repeated, or tested experimentally.﻿