Thursday Quotes: A Lovable Little Fuzzball

“You know, most people, when they read 1984, were scared. When Barack Obama read it, he started taking notes.”

“I’m thinking if I required every employee here at the EIB Network to wear underwear, I wouldn’t know how the hell to check it. Well, Snerdley, you just can’t make people drop trow.”

“I would not want anybody who would require payment to take care of their children to admit to being listeners to this program. It would mean, then, that this program is an utter failure in its attempt to inspire and motivate excellence and greatness.”

“All right. I’m going to do it. One day next week or the week after that I’m going to do an entire show without mentioning Obama or his policies. There is a way: just call him ‘Hugo’.”

“I’m going to tell you something, folks: this White House runs on polls, and that approval number is everything to them. That approval number, when it stays over 60%, is license to steal another industry.”

“Gerald Walpin could have gone on and split the scene, but he’s fighting back, and now we see that Obama may have painted himself into a corner. This is a great example of what can happen when you fight back.”

“Moderate Republicans are more interested in losing but still sharing power than they are doing what it takes to win, because winning requires confrontation, and they don’t want that.”

“What do you think Obama’s Cairo speech was about? He does not follow in the tradition of American presidents, who all stand up for liberty. No, this guy doesn’t want to offend the Muslim world.”

“What Julian Epstein is admitting here is that the Democrats are weak on national defense. So his strategy is to go out there say, ‘Hey, we’re closing Gitmo down because it’s a country club. Instead, we’re going to put those guys in some really tough places, like on the beach in Bermuda.'”

“I wonder if it was as good for Chuck Todd as it was for Obama. Seriously.”