Topic: The order of things that happen when a sex worker touches a virgins penis

1. Immediately move in together
2. Move to a shared bedroom, smaller apartment
3. Be okay with her fucking other men and having multiple boyfriends
4. Spend time cucked in the lounge while she brings clients and boyfriends home to fuck in your bed
5. Get your first STD
6. Jewbaby arrives because she isn't on birth control
7. Take her home to meet your mom because you just wifed her
8. Happily ever after