What is your porn star name?

What is your porn star name? (first name = childhood pet's name; second name = mother's maiden name)Uh, that'd be "Claudius Gustafson." Absolutely nothing sexy about the name, which would force me to be sexier in person. The counterintuitive porn star.

What is your soap character name? (first name = your middle name; last name = the street you grew up on)
"Lois Alder" -- very Peyton Place, n'est-ce pas? I feel an alias coming on.
(via glassdog)

Now I need your opinion: what's a better domain name, www.fussy.biz or www.whatsthefuss.com?