OOooh, no more offhanded comments about 'pulled that out of ASS', for example, which is in high-rotation around here as I concoct conference paper proposals from quite flimsy bases ... Note to self: watch out.

Hilarious! My daughter is in the same phase....I can't wait until I no longer have to hear about her "gina" and all is fascinating attributes... What fun! She is also very facinated with "cleaneses" and at a recent swimming lesson with her father yelled out how he has a bigger "cleanes" than her brother. Dh wanted to hide...

Ha! This stage cracks me up completely. I'm laughing now more than I have in years. My girl is now fascinated with my breasts, especially with all the 'babies drink milk from their mummies and your new brother will too when he comes' talk. She's determined to get her mouth on there as much as possible. I've let her try, but her ardour is somewhat disconcerting. Can't wait to see what happens when the milk comes in!

so laughing out loud as i read this! my little guy is going through a big naked phase, as in "will don't take your diaper off" "i want to see pee-pee mommy." today he was showing his pee-pee to his little brother (3 months) and last week i was trying to redress him when he said "something in my bum" you know those craft pom pom balls that you glue to things? yup right there between the cheeks! oh and at our playdate today he informed a dad "everyone has a bum"good times!

(Spoken by a mother who years ago had to take her young daughter to the ER because daughter had put a NAIL in her EAR. Picture this discussion: Why honey???? I don't know mom.... it fit when you turned it the right way.... ::::then I pounded my head on the steering wheel::::::

Please have the "we keep things in clothing pockets only" talk.... I'm living in fear for you....

This immediately made me think of the random movie "A Cool, Dry Place." The little boy says, I bet you can't do this and pees on a fence or something. The little girl says, oh yeah, I bet you can't do this...holds up a penny and put it up her dress... HI-larious!

I don't know what's worse that or my son in the bath tub last night realizing that he can fit is willywonka through the holes in the little foam ABC's and 123's. He prefers the number 8. It's all quite disturbing.

OMG, I'm dying. That is hilarious. I went back and read the post you linked to and I'm actually crying because Punkin, too, has recently discovered her hole, only she calls it, appropriately enough, her "body."

You should tell Wonderbaby (maybe, maybe not?) that you can actually get a better look at it when you're sitting on the potty. At least that's where Punkin does all of her explorin'!

My daughter is not that funny. But as soon as my son is naked she goes for his penis and pulls it HARD. Constantly hearing the words "No penis for you!" out of the bathroom is kind of funny. Hope he keeps this thought when he' becomes a teenager.