How is it that Chun-Li hasn’t aged? Look, we’re in our early to mid-thirties and we’ve all been putting quarters on the Street Fighter II machines at the local 7-11s when we were in Junior High; clearly, the self-proclaimed “Strongest Woman in the World” should be at least forty by now.

And yet, she’s not. This Street Fighter II Chun-Li 1/8 Scale PVC Figure ($34.95) is right here in fighting form, ready to spinning bird kick the fuck out of the next manager who walks into your office cubicle. (Cheap-ass “let’s throw a sonic boom and then wait to sonic kick anyone who jumps over it” Guile figurine not included. Thankfully.)