Don't Hold Your Breath

We actually had no idea that this bozo was up to another one of his televised gimmicks until we read about his failure to hold his breath for five minutes or something.

But we quickly made up for our ignorance. Not because we're interested in his stunt or the multiple maladies that resulted from his stunt. We read a bunch of articles & posts because we were fascinated by how different publications -- respectable and otherwise -- chose to describe Blaine.