That sounds like the way a pedo talks. Everytime one of them thar Republican politicians talks like that, years later people find out he farked a kid, teenager, gay, animal, Dominican teenage boy(Hi Rush Limbaugh and your eternal supply of Viagra on your private plane).

/Million Moms dude is such a nasty child abuser as he rips apart families for his crusade against 'life, the universe and everything'.

Dave Chappelle understands. Because you want to know something? I'm getting some work done. Surprise. Yes. Nothing major. You would never know if I didn't tell you, but it's some shiat I'm insecure about that I want to work on. If you must know I'm getting Botox done on my balls to get these wrinkles out. Finally to have these just as smooth as eggs and oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait. And I'm not stopping there. That's just phase one, baby. I'd be like Bob Vila, these old balls, I'm fixing them up. I'm plucking all the hair out. I got to make room, I know there is, I got to make room, I'm going to tattoo a gangster-ass face on with mean expressions, like this. Then I'll grow the hair back on the bottom, so they got beards like me. Then I'm hitting that beach and looking for ball-suckers. I'm going to wear some high shorts, just like this. And walk up to women with a confidence I've never had before. "Pardon me, miss, I don't mean to be rude, but do you suck balls?"

"Excuse me?"

"Miss, relax, you didn't even let me finish. Do you suck these balls?"

"Oh, my God, those balls are as smooth as eggs. Yes, I'll suck them."

I've played this scenario out in my mind a million times, lady, that's how it always ends, "Yes, I'll suck those balls."

Oh god those biddies need to get a life! I thought the commercial was hilarious and would have had no problem with my kids at any age watching it.

My daughter told me that she once told her late brother to do a bit of landscaping (he was really light skinned with thick black hair - he had Bruschev eyebrows lol) because his girlfriend would love it. Sure enough, my son later told my daughter "thanks Sis, you were right!"

/the pain of losing my beloved son will never ever go away but I now can smile and laugh at the memories

At this point, I'm about 80% certain that One Million Moms is actually a corporate puppet that various companies utilize in order to generate "controversy" and indignant online responses like this one. I can't think of any company or organization they've taken on that hasn't ended up ahead afterwards.

This group exists as a political weapon for the GOP, nothing more, nothing less. It is run by a guy. They have to circulate the outrage of the week to keep the engine idling. Then when they need to ratchet up the poutrage, it doesn't take as much effort.

So, you will see these sorts of things from time to time. They are absolutely meaningless and only designed to keep the engine primed.

This proves the adage that even a broken clock is right two times a day. The same youth who learn about sex from porn and think "their dick looks bigger if you shave your pubes" also think girls want you to masturbate onto their faces "a facial". No it doesn't make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider. Go ahead and shave your pubes and look like a pindick, whatever.