I used to smack my wife in the ass with mine when I stepped out of the shower and she was infront of the mirror putting on makeup, I thought all was good one day when she turned around and put her left hand under stanley in a slow passionate jesture....only soon to follow with her right slapping down hard in an attempt to clap her hands together. I do not do that anymore!

I used to smack my wife in the ass with mine when I stepped out of the shower and she was infront of the mirror putting on makeup, I thought all was good one day when she turned around and put her left hand under stanley in a slow passionate jesture....only soon to follow with her right slapping down hard in an attempt to clap her hands together. I do not do that anymore!

I know a guy that was "caught pissing in an alley" , too. Until I looked up his actual charges, and found that he was raping his daughter, and all of her friends.

I was with him that night, it was in Ludington and the cop was on a bike. The guy was pretty drunk and acting like a dick to the cop.
"What ya gunna do? Take me to jail on your pegs?" It was kinda funny.

He was her husband and I guess I don't see why she didn't leave. I have been slapped with a penis before and no one went to jail. I read like six other articles linked on that page like the woman who thinks her husband is a rapist for trying to bang her when they are drunk.

I was with him that night, it was in Ludington and the cop was on a bike. The guy was pretty drunk and acting like a dick to the cop.
"What ya gunna do? Take me to jail on your pegs?" It was kinda funny.

He was her husband and I guess I don't see why she didn't leave. I have been slapped with a penis before and no one went to jail. I read like six other articles linked on that page like the woman who thinks her husband is a rapist for trying to bang her when they are drunk.