Overweight, potty-mouthed Frenchman who once got thrown off a plane for drinking too much red wine on a 9am flight and peeing in the aisle.

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Bad behaviour at its very best.

3. James Corden

Women love a funny man (Picture: Getty)

It’s no surprise that most of his guests end up being his friend – reminding girls everywhere of their ‘boy best friend’ at school. He’s super cuddly, super nice and now hosting the biggest chat show in America.

Who says nice gets you nowhere?

4. Ronnie Wood

Age can be sexy (Picture: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Because at the age of 69 he’s just become the father of twins – you do the maths.

#Stamina

5. James ‘Arg’ Argent

Just don’t ask us what exactly we see in him (Picture: Ian Derry/Channel 4/PA Wire)

Wrong on every level. But, but …

6. Jeremy Kyle

Jezza’s as surprised as we are (Picture: ITV)

Taking daytime TV to another level with his ability to mediate a family barney.

Can deliver the results of a lie detector test like no other.

7. Jeremy Corbyn

Everyone loves a crusader (Picture: Getty)

Maybe it’s the refusal to play by the rules, or back down in the face of mockery and criticism, the fact he still has a lodger or his penchant for beige – whatever it is, the Corbynites are coming out loud and proud.

And red never looked so sexy.

8. Simon Cowell

Has having a child made Cowell hotter? Probably (Picture: XPosure/NBC)

The nicest man to ever be called nasty – Simon, you ain’t foolin’ anyone.

9. Rhys Ifans

Definitely getting hotter with age (Picture: Getty)

From Hugh Grant’s cringe-worthy flatmate in the film Notting Hill, to a total hotty.

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And a proud Welshmen to boot.

10. Justin Beiber

Not even the dodgy bandana will put us off (Photo by John Blanding/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)

Will he ‘do a Britney’ or won’t he – the suspense is killing us, and making him strangely alluring.

11. Paul Hollywood

We’d have cake on hand ALL THE TIME (Picture: Getty)

Just so good with buns.

12. Kevin Spacey

So bad, yet so good (Picture: Everett/REX/Shutterstock)

Or, more specifically, Frank Underwood.

A total a-hole who lies, cheats, sleeps and kills his way to the top – the personification of a sociopath and we’re all over it.