Tim Schafer, "Brutal Legend" developer and host of tonight's Game Developers Choice Awards, here in San Francisco in front of hundreds of game developers, talking about downloadable games before announcing the winner:

"They come into your house but you can't touch them, just like strippers.

"Because of their small size they tend to be more creative, just like short strippers."

That got a big laugh. The winner of the category, in case you were curious, was "World of Goo."