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Garfield has been around as long as Jon Arbuckle can remember. Garfield has been around since before time itself. When Jon Arbuckle realizes that he cannot remember anything about when or where he adopted Garfield, he sets out to recover from his selective amnesia- and discovers things that he wished he never knew about the comic deity that he thought he knew.

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(Backed up from FF.net, presented here with minimal-to-no editing. Garfield, TD, Mario & Simpsons are the primary series, while the others are limited to around 1-3 entrants, save for Survivor, which this fic is in premise only.) A Garfield/Mario/Total Drama/Simpsons/Peanuts/FoxTrot/Kirby/F-Zero/Get Fuzzy/Pokemon all-star mega-crossover not-Survivor competition with multiple eliminations per episode starting chapter 7 and over 130 contestants, all going for a million dollars in their currency! Who will win? Who will get to the merge? Who will be sent home next?

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Kanye West finds out the hard way not to piss on Johnny Cash's grave, 50 Cent rids the world of Kim Kardashian, Anita Sarkeesian hunts down GamerGate supporter Vivian James, and Garfield is on the tails of his sworn enemy Tails Doll. The resulting culmination of events will put an inch-thick Carpet of Virility upon your chest and make your muscles grow beards! And your beard will grow muscles!

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This is about a young lad called Marco Rubio who's life gets way more interesting as he meets the bots from planet UlYssES. He goes on a bunch of adventures and shit. Jon Arbuckle and Garfielf (typo intended. Check out the Garfielf video) are his cooking teachers and Will Smith is the principal because Suicide Squad ruined him. Also, Barack Obama is the bus driver and Ted Cruz is a girl in this.

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basically jon arbuckle goes on holiday to egypt and dio kakyoins jon arbuckle. thats it. thats literally it. the only difference is that jon arbuckle does not have heirophant green. and kakyoin is not jon arbuckle.