The Word of Saint James Harris Wood: What In Holy Hell Is Going On?

Saint James Harris Wood is doing time in a California penal colony for some heroin
related stuff. He writes Esquire a lot of .A lot of letters. We love them all. In the latest, James expresses
confusion over the changing bylines on this blog. Camille Perri is in fact, a
real person. And Nicole Tourtelot is my real name. Also, James mentions that we
once claimed he never sent in fiction, when in fact, sometimes he does. He also
sends poems. We regret the error.

About the author: Saint James Wood currently resides in a California coastal
penal colony thanks to a heroin smoking habit he picked up while on the road
with his gothic blues band. He has reinvented himself as a poet and writer of
the darkly absurd. (www.darklyabsurd.com) Correspondence can be sent to: Saint
James Wood (T30027),

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