The Lazy Girl’s Guide To Getting Your Ex Back

Breaking up is hard to do. But it happens and, believe it or not, life goes on. Of course, it goes on after going through an emotional roller coaster of feels, tears and anger. But after listening to some sad songs, getting support from your friends and punching a few pillows, you’ll get over it.

Well…most of you, at least. The rest of y’all might be so devastated that you’ll even try to get your ex back. Well, that’s definitely a gamble and probably isn’t worth it unless you two are both on the same page. But there are a few ways to make it happen. Check out these 10 oh so helpful ways to get your ex back, guaranteed.

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Make Out With Your Ex's Besties

This will automatically make your ex jealous. Okay, maybe not automatically, but if you make sure to do it right in front of them they might at least quirk an eyebrow. Progress!

Source: Cruel Intentions/Columbia Pictures

Send Your Ex A Crying Face Emoji Every Day

The guilt will just eat them alive. Alive.

Source: Apple OS

Post A Bunch Of Photos Of The Two Of You And Tag Them In Every Single One

If you do this your ex will be unable to escape all of those lovely photos from happier times. It won't drive your ex up the wall at all!

Source: Clueless/Paramount

Sing A Song And Dedicate It To Them

Post it on YouTube and send your ex the link every chance you get. You might have the singing voice of a dying cat, but nobody will notice because of all the love flowin' through it.

Source: Recess/Disney

Get Crafty

Find every photo of your ex with other people and replace those random people's faces with your own. That way, your ex will remember how good the two of you looked together.

Source: [What]

Steal Their Pet For Ransom

Hey, you can't get your ex back without getting your hands dirty. Also, you have an excuse to play with a pet!

Pull A Sandy

If Grease taught us anything it is that the best way to make someone head over heels over you is to wear a skintight outfit, curl your hair and start smoking. This is the only way to reach someone's heart because movies can't lie.

Source: Grease/Paramount

Stand Outside Their Window And Play Love Songs

Go with a classic like "Wiggle" by Jason Derulo. On loop.

Source: Say Anything/20th Century Fox

Take A Bunch Of Selfies Of Yourself Crying

Make sure to tag your ex and add some sad song lyric to the caption. How could your ex possibly deny you after THAT stunt?

Source: Some Girls/BBC

Contact Their Family As Much As Possible

Text your ex's mom and ask how her day is going. Advance to mani pedis and coffee runs with her and then you'll never get out of your ex's hair. Ever.

Source: [What]

Okay, but seriously, this advice is all in jest. If you really want to get over your latest breakup, get some real advice with our Breakup Survival Guide.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in an attempt to get your ex back? What other breakup advice would you rec? Tell us in the comments!