The world has ended today

Scientists have announced today that the Earth, as we know it, has ceased to exist. The Earth faced its end today as its usually

April 1st, 2014: Earth no longer exists

consistent habit of existing began to fail. This move by our normally considerate and motivated planet has been met with criticism by most of those stuffed-shirts and bureaucratic pencil-pushers who tend to benefit from the Earth being a reality.

Nevertheless, it would seem that, starting today, the Earth no longer actually exists. Whether this is a delayed result of the Viking prediction, or simply another odd event in our odd history, remains unknown. What we do know is that we will all have to drastically change our lifestyles and get used to not existing if we are to push forward.

From a libertarian viewpoint, this change could be very profitable. For over four billion years, the Earth has tried its very hardest to exist, but could never achieve the prosperity and social stability that it has always craved. Thinking abstractly, this lack of reality could benefit most companies greatly. Since gasoline is no longer required, nor is any other substance that one can conceptualize, economies all over this non-world will be able to save all of that precious time, effort and money that goes into supporting a country.

Whether or not the Earth will one day resume existing is unknown. However, for the foreseeable future, it would seem as though existing is no longer a priority.