Think of the phrase ``point spread`` as something to do with knitting. Send flowers. Do the dishes. Help with the ironing. Weed Bart Giamatti`s radishes.

Volunteer. Do not cry ``Fire`` in a crowded press box. Clean an Alaskan otter. Free a whale. Save the wetlands.

Get rid of the satellite dish. Let Pete Jr. change his name. Buy a subscription from a coed. Don`t eat where they ask if he wants a glass. Pray. Visit horses, dogs and croupiers only at the zoo. Avoid neon. Ignore golf. Suspect racquetball. Lend Bart Giamatti his library card.

Join the Christmas Club. Reveal which of those bats got hit No. 4,192. Extradite Noriega. Donate an organ. Help a grandmother across the street.