Iya Traore brings you the best freestyle soccer skills you’ll ever see — while Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” plays softly in the background

Seriously, I challenge the world to demonstrate — via video evidence — that the title of this post is anything other than an indisputable fact.

I considered adding conditions such as “In Paris,” “Outside the Sacre-Couer,” and/or “Amongst those able to scale a lamppost while a soccer ball spins on a stick in their mouth,” but then that just wouldn’t be reasonable, would it?

See more of Mr. Traore’s magic feet after the jump (with slightly more appropriate song selections)

And for those that aren’t as big on live performances, here’s some of Iya Traore’s studio work…