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A Good Friend

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.You remember reading "Goosebumps"You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . notIf you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time."Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.Captain Planet. He's a Hero.You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.You remember those Where's Waldo books.You remember eating Warheads.You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.You remember Ring Pops.You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.You played and/or collected "Pogs"You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.And Windows 95 was the best.

If you even know what an original walkman is.You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"You know the Macarena by heart."Talk to the hand" . . . nough saidYou always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.When light up sneakers were cool.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.When gameboy was a brick.Way back.Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things.

The story of Harry Potter...the night of how he survived the killing curse is legendary. What they don't know was that he wasn't the only one who escaped that night. His younger sister lives on as well. What will happen when she is sorted into Slytherin?

Yugi/Yami find there selves in the middle of a wizard war when they decide to help out a stranger.. none other than Albus Dumbledore. Seeing the magic Yugi/Yami posses gets them invited to teach History of Magic at Hogwarts. But, not all is what it seems

When Draco Malfoy accepts Dumbledore's request to join the 'light' side, he is pulled into the trio's quest to search for the Horcruxes. But can people so different learn to get along and trust each other? Canon pairings.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

On his Eleventh birthday Harry Potter discovers that he is a wizard but that isn't the only secret Hagrid reveals. Harry's family is also alive. An attempt at the 'Wrong Boy Who lived, Harry's family is Alive'. Cliche Premise.

SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.

Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.

Harry is sent to live with the Dursleys by his parents. The neighbor works for a U.S. Research Center and Petunia is granted her biggest desire to become a witch. How would becoming a witch change Petunia's feelings and actions towards Harry?AU Neutral!HP

The Triwizard Tournament is up and Dumbledore wants a few shinobi to look after Harry and the school so here comes Naruto and the gang ready to take on any challenge they see...R&R please! Enjoy. P.S: My old pen name was Uchiha Shiyo.

Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...

The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!

Alex is Harry's twin. He is the Boy-Who-Lived or thought! Harry is given up then adopted by Purebloods. What will the Potters do? What will Harry do as he grows? OCC!Non-C!Grey,Powerful,Ravenclaw Harry and more! Harry/? Lots of Bashing.

Sequel to Journey to Words which will need to be read in order for this story to make sense . Eliza Potter continues her quiet journey through Hogwarts, will she find the courage she so desperately needs? All books compliant. All updated!

What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.

When he was 10, Harry Potter was declared a Death Eater by his family. 5 years later, he has returned but is he willing to join in the war to help the brother who turned on him? HP/GW RW/HG; Wrong BWL theme; CH26 UP!

Being a King isn't easy. Being the ruler of a backwater Kingdom is even more difficult. Managing that while trying to get an education and flying under the radar? Should be fun... Sequel to Prodigy's Ascension

Soon after attending Hogwarts, she befriends Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini, further distancing herself from her brother. As war begins to brew, Vanessa finds herself in danger of losing not only her brother, but her friends as well. Rated for language.

Wonder how you could cope with a nosy Headmaster that wants to control you, condescendent parents and a Dark Lord who's after you? Add it up to the fact that your cocky twin is the BWL and you're not.AU story,TWINfic,5thYEAR,HP,NL.No slash.Summary inside.

It was meant to be a peaceful mission, one where he would be able to recuperate. No one expected this. When the dark has formed alliances and old enemies are at large, no one is safe anymore. HP/Naruto

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to Hogwarts to protect Harry and the school from a mass murderer. What happens when wizards meets Ninjas? AU and non-massacre, so Itachi is still in ANBU. Set in third-year at Hogwarts.

SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!

Takes place during the fourth year at Hogwarts. Minato becomes a teacher there as a mission and Kakashi participates in the Triwizard tournament. No Team 7. Kakashi and Minato Namikaze, preYondaime. No Pairings. NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.

How would young Harry James Potter's life have been if he didn't have parents who loved him, but his brother, The-Boy-Who-Lived, Ryan Potter?Where he lives isn't the only thing changing. REWRITTEN UNDER: Shadow Keeper: Rebirth

When Lord Voldemort met his downfall on Halloween, 1981, Dumbledore declared Percy Potter the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry, only loved by his mother, was forced down into the shadows. Until he went to Hogwarts and got sorted into Slytherin. HP/? WBWL

What happens when the Marauders go forward in time? 21 years in time? Marauders meeting the Golden Trio and members of the DA. Set after the BoH, and Remus Lupin is still alive as he's needed for the story. FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED. Need ideas so review!

Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.

She feels a connection with the famous Harry Potter, her parents won't let her go to Hogwarts. Is there a connection? When she discovers the truth and goes to Hogwarts for the first time meeting Malfoy, her brother hates him but does she?

ABANDONED: Sequel to Unsung Hero. Harry finds himself standing on the edge of a dark and dangerous precipice with only partial knowledge of how he got there. Will he become the leader he is meant to be or fail like he did once before?

They had expected to find a little boy, a broken child, ready to come to the light. They had been wrong. An unexpected relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange and the Dark Lord while in Azkaban leads Harry to find new power and purpose. Dark!Harry

After Voldemort's defeat, Chase Potter is hailed as the boy-who-lived and sent to the Dursleys. Harry and his sisters, Helen, 6 years, and Jamie, 6 months, are forgotten by Dumbledore and the Ministry, and raised by the Malfoys. Wrong BWL! Good Malfoys!

COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!

Eliza Potter is Harry's twin sister. Follow her as she makes her almost silent journey through Hogwarts. Follow her as she tries to find the strength to utter just a few small words. All books compliant. Recently edited and bonus scenes added!

COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!

It is exactly 100 years later after the War of Hogwarts, where, and when Harry Potter killed Voldemort, and in this day is when a boy, Cain Riddle, and two twin girls Alina and Ema Potter are born. Will fate, intertwine and somehow bring them together?

Dumbledore brought neglect upon the Potter twins' childhood in order to ensure the power of the chosen one. For freedom, Harry allied himself with Voldemort and his dark order, befriending Draco, creating a powerful dark heir and a father. Sequel posted

Abused Harry is the forgotten twin of Andrew, the BWL. When Harry is transported to the Founders time when he is 5, nobody cares. Now, Harry is 11 and back to attend Hogwarts with the daughter of Slytherin and the son of Gryffindor. PowerfulSlytherinHarry

When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!

Sakura Haruno" Sakura got up unsteadily.She tripped over someone's leg, but didn't fall.He had saved her from making a fool of herself.Their eyes locked,and she steadily accepted her fate, as a triwizard champion.

-VERY SLOW PROGRESS- Voldemort is at large and Dumbledore seeks help from Konoha ninjas for extra protection. Weird things are about to happen at Hogwarts... well, weirder than usual. **Sorry, but updates will be very slow-coming.

Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.

Four ninjas, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, and Hinata, were chosen by Tsunade to represent Konohakagure, and to an extent, all of the Ninja Countries, to the outside world and the Magical communities. Their mission: guard Hogwarts and one Harry Potter. Xover.

AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!

The Potter's live, Harry's twin is named the BWL. My take on the whole "Wrong BWL thing." Hopefully it won't be crap. Constructive critism welcome anytime. Please point out mistakes I have made so I can correct the story. ENJOY. Pairings are uncertain.

Horrible Pasts and a favorite book. How can ppl so different have so much in common? One thing is certain, being Harry Potter's twin sister will not be easy. HPGW RWHG DMOC. HBP compliant but not DH. Plz R&R! rating for safety. FINALLY COMPLETE!

Harry grows up in Azkaban feeling nothing but anger towards the ones who put him in hell. When Dumbledore finds out his mistake, it's to late. Harry is past forgiveness, he is beyond redemption. Wrong-boy-who-lived. DarkHarry. Blood&Gore COMPLETE!

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.

Harry's twin Matthias was thought to be the BWL and first at the scene Dumbledore made a cold choice. Then entire world thinks Harry Potter is dead, but is he? Elemental!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore and a lot of wrong-BWL cliches. T for child abuse

What if Harry's Brother was the 'boy who lived'. What if Harry was sent to live with his Abusive uncle and aunt. What would happen when he gets to Hogwarts meets his brother and finds out about the life he should have had?

Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.