2014 Olympic Winter Games on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight we’ll see women’s giant slalom skiing, men’s halfpipe skiing, women’s short track, and women’s bobsled. I’m sure NBC is looking forward to burning off some of the HOURS worth of footage on Lolo Jones they have left over from the last summer olympics, but it’s unlikely she’ll be a contender. She’s on the #3 sled for the US women, whereas sled #1 is pilot Elana Meyers and another former track star, Lauryn Williams. Lauryn Williams and I have exactly one thing in common, and that is that we both attended the University of Miami and I remember her being recognized for winning silver in Athens my freshman year. Fingers crossed she adds to her collection!

American Idol on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Face Off on SyFy at 9:00pm ET.

Cougar Town on TBS at 10:00pm ET.

Tosh.0 on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, America’s Funniest Home Videos managed to survive the rise of YouTube, so I guess there’s a significant portion of the population that likes their silly internet videos expertly curated by others and delivered with a laugh track. Doesn’t mean I understand it.

Are you following Pajiba on Facebook or Twitter? Every time you do, Bill Murray crashes a wedding.

Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

Uriah_Creep

Genevieve Burgess would prefer if laugh tracks were banned altogether.

Amen, sister.

Stu Rat

But how will politicians sociopaths know if something is funny?

Uriah_Creep

My theory is that they will learn all the visual and auditory cues that the rest of us take for granted.

NAH, I"M SHITTING YOU! Who care about those fuckers?

Stu Rat

After watching Skeleton and Luge, Bobsled looks so clunky and lame.

e jerry powell

Perhaps, but Steven Holcomb has the best ass outside of figure skating.

Al Borland's Beard

Two hours of American Idol instead of New Girl and Brooklyn? Eat a dick, Fox. All of the dicks.

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