Why are you not on the list? Are you assuming I wouldn't trust you to drive my daughter back to college safely and with her virginity still intact? I mean, xeno is on this list! I've already taken a restraining order out on him in the event I even have any daughters some day.

thegreekdog wrote:Why are you not on the list? Are you assuming I wouldn't trust you to drive my daughter back to college safely and with her virginity still intact? I mean, xeno is on this list! I've already taken a restraining order out on him in the event I even have any daughters some day.

It would be a lopsided contest; I would obviously win as most trustworthy because I'm an Uncle.

Well, so long as my daughter is over the age of 12, xeno would be a good choice.

tzor would probably take pictures of my daughter and then make them blurry, so he's definitely not on the list.

BBS is likely to explain the socio-economic implications of going to junior college, and he might therefore end up teaching my whore daughter a lesson.

nietzsche is clearly rolling in women already, so it could be that he won't be inclined to take an interest in my fabulous daughter, thus making him a good choice. However, it has been established in one of the other threads that people in Mexico don't drive safely, so I'm not sure I'd put him up to this task.

AoG could teach my daughter a lesson or two ; ) .... (she's studying Spongebob at college, or so she says).

Gillipig is a terrifying example of a troll, and cannot be trusted to urinate in the right direction.

I almost voted for Woodruff. I figured he'd be there 20 minutes early in his K-Car to pick her up at college -

- but, somewhere along the way she'd say something stupid (i.e. "is the 405 a North-South or East-West highway?") whereupon he'd pull over, scream "GET OUT OF MY CAR YOU IDIOTIC TROLL!" and leave her on the side of the road. At which point xeno - who's been following them the whole time - would pull up -

ManBungalow wrote:Well, so long as my daughter is over the age of 12, xeno would be a good choice.

tzor would probably take pictures of my daughter and then make them blurry, so he's definitely not on the list.

BBS is likely to explain the socio-economic implications of going to junior college, and he might therefore end up teaching my whore daughter a lesson.

nietzsche is clearly rolling in women already, so it could be that he won't be inclined to take an interest in my fabulous daughter, thus making him a good choice. However, it has been established in one of the other threads that people in Mexico don't drive safely, so I'm not sure I'd put him up to this task.

AoG could teach my daughter a lesson or two ; ) .... (she's studying Spongebob at college, or so she says).

Gillipig is a terrifying example of a troll, and cannot be trusted to urinate in the right direction.

saxitoxin wrote:It would be a lopsided contest; I would obviously win as most trustworthy because I'm an Uncle.

Yeah but "funny uncles" actually give the opposite impression.

I picked Woodruff and Pedronicus because those are the only ones I know for sure are Dads themselves. Tbh, I don't think Woodruff has it in him(I mean that in a good way). Johnblue just seems like he has a pretty strong moral compass and wouldn't betray someone like that so he was my third choice.