Slurp! Are pigeons good? Coo! Some consider them vermin, but are we really any better? Is "goodness" defined by our productivity, or how we treat our fellow creatures? It's a philosophical quandary, but we bla bla bla bla bla blaâ€¦ I'll just have to taste one myself!

My human's gone for the day and she forgot to feed me enough! I'll just program my P.U.S.S. 9000 Robot to open the cans! I don't know why I never thought of this before â€¦ Now I can eat as soon as I wake up without any fuss. KA-CHUNK. Whirrrrr! Pop. gulp. Later ... Yawn! Ahh... Time to eat! Gasp! Belch!