The life of Jenna Lyons—the J. Crew creative director who drove conservative idiots to madness by daring to paint her son's toenails pink—has either turned into a full-blown culture war nightmare, or the inspiration for a quirky/heartbreaking indie film.

Besides painting her son's toenails pink, Lyons is famous for giving Oprah Winfrey a tour of her closet, earning an estimated $5 million a year, and foisting difficult color combinations unto fans of tasteful casual clothing everywhere. Mazeau is famous for making art out of "everyday objects" with "absurd scale shifts [that] cause a feeling of dysfunction and an absence of purpose."