Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas Marlins fans! Here is a gift from me, a blog post from the guy who has been MIA (pun intended) for quite some time. Figures I would pop up at literally the dullest point of the in or off season. Anyway, hope everyone is having a great holiday. The Marlins have already given us a great gift in the removal of John Buck1. Then the Mets made things better by acquiring him! Here are a few other things I'd like from the organization:

An updated roster with pictures. I seriously don't know who any of these guys are.

A contract extension for Giancarlo Stanton, so he can keep giving us extensions in the pants.

Enact a "clothing required" ordinance for batting practice, just in time for Mike Redmond's first year as manager. (They are other ways to bust through a slump)

Better craft beer selections at Marlins Park

Resign Cody Ross

Tom Emanski's Defensive Drills DVD for the entire roster

Wins, more of them

Revert to teal and black uniforms, kthxbye

Not exactly keeping my hopes up of receiving any of these. Carry on...