Crotch
watching is a female who derives
pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an
attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch
for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to
have sexual intercourse with the prospect.

Crotch watching is not the
same thing as men watching women’s bodies. While it is considered rude and
humiliating when men stare at women’s breasts and asses, women who watch
men’s crotches are powerful when they do. The men will be both paralyzed
and at the same time insecure and sometimes flattered because of the
interest the women show. One thing is clear to them: The women who check
their crotches are women who know what they want, women who are demanding
and smart enough to make sure in advance the man is worth their time.

A woman
will only check out your crotch if she is attracted to you. If you are
ugly, short, a total jerk or anybody she would rather claw her eyes out
than sleep with, rest assured her eyes will not be settling on your
crotch. If she is attracted she WILL check out your crotch. She may not be
able to make anything out, but at some point her eyes will drift there.
Only rarely will a woman look at the crotch first and then decide she
wants some guy. This may be the one of the great differences between men
and woman. Men can get turned on by a woman only watching her body. It
snaps their attention into focus. Watching the shape of her breasts can
turn men on before even watching her face or knowing anything about her.

Size matters.Again this is one
of the differences between men and women. No man who would turn down sex
with an attractive woman because her breasts were not big enough. But
women want to be sure that the male possesses enough manhood to be an
adequate sex partner, they want to be sure they do not go too far with a
smalldick, knowing they will be disappointed and turned off by a small
penis.

According to a recent survey
on what body parts women notice, face and crotch were 45 percent and 38
percent respectively. Hands, chest, butt, hair, abs etc. polled in the
single digits. All this finger wagging about how we guys are obsessed with
our penises and it turns out women think about our penises even more than
we do.

Poll How Women Check Out Men

Ladies, when you check out a guy in public, what
is the FIRST thing your eyes move to check out (assume his clothing shows
the general shape of each part)?

44% (112)

His face.

6% (15)

His chest.

4% (12)

His arms.

0% (2)

His abs.

2% (5)

His shoulders.

10% (27)

His butt.

30% (77)

His "package".

250 voters have answered this question.

Ladies, when you check out a guy in public, what
is the SECOND thing your eyes move to check out (assume his clothing shows
the general shape of each part)?

16% (41)

His face.

15% (38)

His chest.

10% (26)

His arms.

5% (13)

His abs.

6% (17)

His shoulders.

17% (44)

His butt.

27% (68)

His "package".

247 voters have answered this question.

Ladies, when you check out a guy in public, what
is the THIRD thing your eyes move to check out (assume his clothing shows
the general shape of each part)?

13% (33)

His face.

15% (39)

His chest.

15% (37)

His arms.

8% (22)

His abs.

9% (23)

His shoulders.

15% (38)

His butt.

21% (54)

His "package".

246 voters have answered this question.

A guy wearing which of the following lower body
clothing is more likely to grab your attention? (Choose 3 answers please)

14% (35)

Loose, baggy jeans.

11% (29)

Loose, baggy shorts.

50% (126)

Snug jeans.

20% (52)

Snug shorts.

38% (96)

Tight jeans.

13% (34)

Tight shorts.

23% (59)

Lycra or biking shorts.

25% (64)

Dockers or slacks.

248 voters have answered this question

Ladies, suppose you see and/or meet a guy who
you think is very hot based on his face but is not wearing clothes that
reveal anything about his body. Would you be curious about the shape
and/or size of any parts of his body (Choose 3 please).

11% (28)

No, I would not think about it.

36% (91)

His chest.

17% (42)

Shoulders.

7% (18)

Back.

22% (55)

Abs.

23% (57)

Arms.

60% (150)

"Equipment".

34% (84)

Butt.

2% (5)

Feet.

7% (18)

Legs.

247 voters have answered this question.

When checking out the LOWER half of a man's body,
a guy who has prominent (large and or defined) _________ would make him
very memorable (in a positive way!) after you checked him out. (Fill in
the blank)

23% (57)

Butt.

13% (33)

Legs.

5% (13)

Hips.

54% (132)

"Package".

3% (9)

Feet

244 voters have answered this question.

When you "crotch-watch", what are you trying to
see? (Choose 2)

62% (148)

General shape.

14% (34)

Length.

9% (22)

Width.

39% (93)

Length and Width.

10% (26)

Spatial orientation.

12% (29)

The top/end part of it.

238 voters have answered this question.

Okay, you noticed a guy in jeans who looks very
well-endowed in public. What was your reaction? (Choose 3)

5% (13)

Ewww.

7% (17)

Cover that up.

18% (45)

Wear looser jeans dude.

15% (37)

Don't care.

39% (93)

Wow.

32% (77)

OMG.

22% (54)

Damn.

34% (81)

Mmmm.

7% (19)

S**t.

15% (37)

F**k.

238 voters have answered this question.

Do you ever fantasize about a "package" you saw
in public afterwards?

30% (72)

No.

37% (90)

Yes, Sometimes

7% (18)

Yes, all of them.

12% (29)

Yes, but only the ones that appeared large.

11% (28)

Yes, but only the ones that appeared huge.

237 voters have answered this question.

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/196873/results

So what should you do, now
you know that women are looking? Well, that depends on whether you are
packing a real penis or an undeveloped small dick. If you have a nice
sized penis, by all means advertise. But do not overdo it. One way to
accentuate what you have without looking like you are trying to is to wear
your penis on the right side. The zipper adds a triple layer of fabric on
the left side and tends to break the visual line. On the right side it
shows the penis shape more, from base to head. You will be irresistible to
her, once she has seen your big bulge, she will fantasize about your
penis, not feeling happy until she has it in her already wet pussy.

If you have a smaller than
average penis, you might rather want to hide what you have, then wear
baggy pants. Pleated khakis are like lead to a woman's x-ray vision, but
be aware that when you are sitting you are still somewhat exposed
(although women prefer to look at men's crotches when they are standing).
Now you might be thinking: If women can wear padded bras, then surely we
can add some padding of our own. Trying to make women believe the penis is
bigger than it really is will only make her more disappointed and annoyed
when the time comes for her to see the your penis when you have taken off
your pants. If she has got her heart set on bratwurst and all you can
serve up is a cocktail weenie, it is not going to be much of a feast for
either of you.

If you have a really small
dick, the best thing to do is to wear thin pants so women can see the
total lack of bulge. Even if they hope to find men with big penises when
they crotch watch, since you do not have that, you can at least let them
see you are not one of the men they should waste time with and you might
give them the chance to have fun laughing at you and maybe give you some
humiliating comments. A woman who can see clearly what a tiny dick you
have, will smile, maybe laugh and be happy she found out before dating
you. Rejecting and ignoring you will feel more powerful for her, when she
knows – and when she knows you know too – it is because of your small
dick.

Comments

So true..i wear tight girl jeans to show my clitty

arthur

I can tell you, women look at your
crotch whether they know it or not. Some linger for a while and sometimes
(if you are big) their eyes bulge out or their pupils get HUGE. I have a
pretty massive bulge without trying to. I have seen women smile, eye-bulge,
jaw-drop, frown, glare, etc. The best/worst reactions are as follows: (real-life)
one girl I dated when I was a teenager was rubbing my crotch when I got an
erection, she jumped out of the bed and said, what the fuck was that!"

Another time, a lady at the swimming pool decided that I was stuffing my
shorts. She grabbed my cock as she was calling me a pervert. My dick grew
in her hand (she was shaking it) and half of my cock fell out. I actually
saw her nipples stiffen right before my eyes.

One lady that I walked by actually stopped talking to her friend as her
mouth dropped open and she just grinned like an idiot.

My old roommate used to spy on me when I slept on the couch. I caught her
one morning when I woke up to find her staring at my morning wood. My face
was turned so she didnt see my eyes open. I pretended to be asleep and
shifted my hips and my cock burst out of my shorts. She gasped loudly. i
peeked and saw her rubbing her pussy as she stared at my throbbing
erection.

I was bouncing at a night club when i spotted a drunk woman sitting on the
dance floor. I went to see if she was okay. She reached up behind her and
cupped my cock and balls. Squeezing gently three or four times, she turned
and looked up at me with a huge smile on her face.

Paul

LOL I love it when girls laugh, I really wish I
could hear it more often by using this method...

I love the sound of girls laughing. It tickles my
heart and calms my little boy heart. I just hope I can use this method
more effectively to make them smile.

zenit_boy

I think sissies and others with
inadequate equipment should wear clothing that lets women see what they
are getting into (and what is NOT gonna get into them, in the case of
sissies!) I have accepted who and what I am, and I like cute clothes. So,
I wear tight girl's jeans all the time, with what (little) I have tucked
tightly back in my panties. Also, when I serve at clubs and so forth, the
bottoms I wear (short-shorts, etc.) are sometimes very tight and brief.
Frankly, an actual guy wouldn't even be able to wear them. But I can. I
look like a Ken doll there -- nothing -- nada. Girls can quickly see I am
not a threat or a potential partner -- (that is . . if seeing me swishing
around ni my heels, serving drinks with a cocktail apron on wasn't enough
of a clue!) But in a shopping mall, my tight girl's jeans show them "there's
a shopping buddy, maybe -- but certainly not a date." It should almost be
a law, frankly.

Bobbie

When women see that there is no bulge, they know
that I have much less testosterone thus I am easily overpowered by
sexually aggressive women. Even pre-pubescent young girls know this and
show contempt for me. I know they have discussed this because I have heard
their conversations outloud. It hurts be be scolded by them. I mind my own
business and hardly make eye contact.