After a week in which we hoisted our pint glasses high to our Dads with the best fatty bar foods we could find, we're back doing what we do best: rounding up the week's most ridiculous eats from around the country. Coincidentally, this week's dominated by our spirit animal, the pig, in the form of things like a fried trotters burger (yep, that's fried pigs' feet) and sweetbreads with waffles and bacon fondue. We really are what we eat. Oink.

1. Capocollo, salami & provolone sub

White House Sub Shop (address and info)Atlantic City, NJ Approximate calorie count: 1,817 For 60 years, White House has been ensuring no one gets to keep their Summer bod in Atlantic City, since their subs are massive enough to use as a baseball bat. This thing's layered with capocollo, salami, and provolone. It's so delicious, it's worth the layers it will add to your body. Atlantic City locals know how to eat right...

Liz Childers is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's national food/drink team and thinks the world is a brighter place with bacon fondue in it. Follow her to happiness at @lizchilders1.