Boycott Jewish Products

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites: "It's a
free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott
certain Jewish products, like .....

The Wasserman Test for syphilis

Digitalis, discovered by Doctor Nuslin

Insulin, discovered by Doctor Minofsky

Chloral Hydrate, discovered by Doctor Lifreich

The Schick Test for Diphtheria

Vitamins, discovered by Doctor Funk

Streptomycin, discovered by Doctor Woronan

The Polio Pill by Doctor Sabin, and the Polio Vaccine by Doctor Jonas Salk.

Go on, boycott!

Humanitarian consistency requires that my people offer all these gifts to all people of
the world. Fanatic consistency requires that all bigots accept Syphilis, Diabetes,
Convulsions, Malnutrition, Polio and Tuberculosis as a matter of principal.

You want to be mad at us? Be mad at us! But I'm telling you, you ain't going to feel so
good.