We have crossed the line. Remember when last hiatus got really bad a few weeks before the start of the season?We are at this point where the quality of MLPG has gone into freefall. I'll wait for the EqG stram and we'll see each other once season 4 starts after that.

>>11558658>you will never hear him whimper about how badly he wants it>you will never roughly push it against his mouth once you think he's said enough>you will never grind against his body as you thrust into his lips

as for others:Whom the Princesses Would Destroy...: Brittish style humor with ponies in beraucracy, silly and fun. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/54117/whom-the-princesses-would-destroy

Nosflutteratu: Fluttershy is a vampire, twilight only just got the memo, years after everyone else. Delightful characterization and interactions between the mane 6. Funny and charming ending.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72971/nosflutteratu

Heart to heart: A warm and fuzzy feeling story with a smattering of inuendo.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/66038/heart-to-heart

Life Scoots and then you die: absurd and rapidfire comedy.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82129/life-scoots-and-then-you-die

The Eulogy of Mr. Acorn, by the Coward Twilight Sparkle: A character study of sorts, with a healthy portion of grey comedy.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/81892/the-eulogy-of-mr-acorn-by-the-coward-twilight-sparkle

>>11558694>you will never grab him by them mane and just push and pull his face over your cock>you will never jam it in as far as it will go once you're about to cum>you will never make hm almost choke on your seed and flare>you will never maintain eye contact with him while he slowly pulls out your still throbbing member>he will never give you taht graeful and satisfied smile, only interrupted by him coughing up some of your and sending droplets of your cum and his saliva through the room>you will never switch with him to return the favor

>Infections with the human papillomavirus tied to cervical cancer fell by more than half in U.S. teen girls after the HPV vaccine was introduced in 2006, despite high-profile controversy — and low rates of uptake, a new study shows…

>Even now, only about a third of U.S. teen girls ages 13 to 17 have had the full series of shots that prevent HPV infection, despite repeated studies that show the vaccine is safe and effective, said Dr. Tom Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Other countries, including places such as Rwanda, have higher HPV vaccination rates than the U.S., he added.

>“The report should be a wake-up call to our nation to protect the next generation by increasing HPV vaccination rates,” said Frieden. “These are striking results because we can protect the next generation of adolescents and girls against cancer.”

>Rates of HPV infection targeted by the vaccine fell from 11.5 percent in 2003 to 2006 to 5.1 percent from 2007 to 2010 in girls and women ages 14 to 19, a decline of 56 percent, according to new data published in the Journal of Infectious Diseases. The effectiveness of getting at least 1 shot in the three-dose series was 82 percent, the study concluded.

Wow I've been away for a while, sorry about that. Let me answer a few questions real quick, I don't have much time as I have a family obligation in a little bit.

>>11545620>So, as anyone else noticed that Eurobeat's audio has been sucking more and more lately?Not tha I should care, but he has been trying to win remix contests... Much of this has to do with the fact that I'm trying to learn how to mix basically all over again, as I never learned how to properly do it in the first place. I did have a "sound" before, but much of it was because of my poor mixing standards. It's kind of been a rough process, and I know "Fly" turned out a little rough on some ears (particularly in terms of higher frequencies if I recall right). Please do forgive the roughness as I try to get things working just-right.

>>11523914>Odyssey Eurobeat as long as you stay away from his recent vocal tracks because they're complete anus Ah, how so? The mixing, the vocals themselves? What would I need to fix to prevent them from being shit next time around? (Is it the mixing, such as the previous comment?)

>>11383532>What the fuck. Where's my Max Coveri? Where's my Dee Dee Wonder? Why do so many fucking people like this shit? They are with Delta (publishing) or Sinclairestyle (vocalist) and Hi-NRG Attack, respectively. And, as much as I'd love to be able to produce at that level, I've still got a ways to go before I'm quite there. By the way, I'd like to commend your good taste in Eurobeat artists.

Sorry I haven't been around as much lately, it's been a busy few weeks so far!

>>11558855>you will never feel the potion taking effect next night>you will never make out with him as he turns more and more aggresive>you will never feel the years of pent-up and suppresed lust join forces with the effect of the potions>you will never see his head poke up from between you, which, despite unflared, is already enormous>you will never feel his quick and sharp breath just inches from your face as he turns your body around on the bed>you will never feel him mount you and his trobbing cock, long enough to fling pre into your face, slapping against your belly>he will never embrace your neck with his forelegs so he can slam his abdomen with full force into you to achieve maximum penetration

>>11559049Ah, right. Yeah, they're dead, I haven't had much time to respond to them while they were still in living threads. That's why I kept the original text underneath each number.Sadly I must be going now, but I'll try to pop in more often to prevent future dead-link quoting.

>>11559068>you will never be his sextoy for the night>you will never get stretched to your limits by his immense shaft>you will never cum hard as he just keeps slamming into you>you will never writhe as you feel his flare double in size inside you

>>11559238>you will never feel him pulling your body as far as it is possible over his rod>you will never feel the throbbing and pulsating motions of his shaft as he pumps his thick seed into you>you will never feel the pressure building up as he refuses to cease ejaculating, his gigantic flare keeping a perfect seal

>>11559417>you will never reach a cascading orgasm as he drains his grapefruit sized balls into you>you will never feel his swelling throb roll over your prostate making your orgasm more intense with each pulse

>>11559405>>11559455I think JJ has a higher count on derpibooru but it also counts any pictures of his that have edits or have been turned into templates, like GAMER LUNA smiling about something and then the next panel is blank so you can stick in whatever game you like in there and it'll look like she likes it

>not "they run around screaming like you're some kind of monster before hiding in their houses">twilight's the only one brave enough to talk to you>being the first human in equestria, she invites you back to her keebler tree house basement so she can run experiments on you>she then follows you around 24/7 studying you and taking notes so she can submit you to to the Equestrian Standard Encyclopedia committee for consideration for consideration in their next edition>she completely forgets about you and stops caring once you're all documented

>>11559518>you will never howl with pleasure and beg him to keep flooding you>you will never clutch your fat belly as it swells and you paint yourself white>you will never feel your consciousness narrow to his cock throbbing and your body growing

>>11559610>you will never be close to passing out when you suddenly feel the intensity of both your orgasms fading off>you will never get one last jolt from him pulling his still partially flared cock out of you>you will never feel his viscuous batter-like spunk dripping out of your worn donut, flowing over your legs and dripping onto the sheets>you will never turn around and see him sitting on his hindquarters displaying his large heaving balls and his cock still standing proud and still throbbing as if his balls weren't drained already and only slowly and reluctantly going soft

Doctor Who, "Dragonfire": The Doctor welcomes a new companion:The Doctor: Do you fancy a quick trip around the twelve galaxies and then back to Perivale in time for tea?Ace: Ace!The Doctor: But, there are three rules. One: I'm in charge.Ace: Whatever you say, Professor.The Doctor: Two, I'm not the Professor, I'm the Doctor.Ace: Whatever you want.The Doctor: And the third... Well, I'll think up the third by the time we get back to Perivale.

River Song's personal Rule One is, "The Doctor lies." And it turns out she was given that rule by the Doctor, along with Rule 7: "Never run when you're scared", Rule 27: "Never knowingly be serious" and Rule 408: "You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you".

>>11560319>>11560365>>11560388The funny thing is the only difference btween bcs and what usually goes on here is that bcs is posting random spur of the moment things instead of...all the *hilarious* and *special* repeated inside meemees

>>11560783I liked the thread where we talked about Celestia catching anon mastubaiting. He admitted he was thinking about her and she walks out embarrassed. I like that kind of celestia more then the OMGMESOHORNY Celestia

>>11560919Her actual age has never been stated, and most past events she was involved with are referred to as "1000 years ago." Obviously there's a little flexibility, since they probably didn't all occur simultaneously, and anything with Luna had to happen before Nightmare Moon, but other than that, she was an adult 1000 years ago, so the absolute youngest that I'd personally guess her at would be, maybe 1050 years.