兩個腦袋強過三 = Two Heads Are Better Than Three Alt Text: 不要爆雷！而且我在這裡也沒有訊號(no spoilers! besides I can't get any cell reception in here)這是號稱「史上最難邏輯謎題」，你要在看似啥都不知道的狀況下問出答案，但它真的是有解的，而且還被人研究了不少解法和變化，有興趣的可以以此為關鍵字Google一下

Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:41 am

CityRedFox

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:35 pmPosts: 1545

Re: Traditional Chinese Translation v3 正體中文翻譯v3

一個腦袋強過二 = One Head Is Better Than Two Alt Text: 不過真說起來，這些刁鑽問題對星艦迷航記的電腦科技一向是個麻煩(then again, dealing with tricky questions has always been an issue with Star Trek computer technology)如果你看不懂這在幹嘛，不用難過，地球上應該99%的人都看不懂這在幹嘛，你只需要知道問一個回答「是」或「否」都不對的問題可以讓神的腦袋爆炸即可真的要說起來，其實這個回答應該是有瑕疵的，詳解就…算了吧，還是別和漫畫計較那麼多了（真想研究的話還是請找「史上最難邏輯謎題」這個關鍵字）

Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:54 am

CityRedFox

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:35 pmPosts: 1545

Re: Traditional Chinese Translation v3 正體中文翻譯v3

在想像中加點「樂趣」 = Puts The “Fun” In Imagination Alt Text: 換句話說，這不是那種透過突破重重困難而取得成就感的樂趣，你要嘛獲勝，不然就會死(in other words it's not the kind of fun where you feel a sense of accomplishment having overcome great odds, you just win or you die)

Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:24 am

CityRedFox

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:35 pmPosts: 1545

Re: Traditional Chinese Translation v3 正體中文翻譯v3

閃閃發光的未必是黃金 = All That Glitters Is Not Gold Alt Text: 而且味道像萊姆果凍(and it tastes like lime jello)

終點 = End Of The Line Alt Text: 魔法源室會根據狀況改變其形狀與外觀，可能是解封神獸、穿越時間、或是不懷好意( the mana chamber is subject to change its form and appearance to be a suitable location for unsealing the demigod within, transportation through time, or smackdown)

作者Rick的新實驗(?)原典故是聖誕歌曲“The Twelve Days of Christmas”，這首歌每過一段就會加一句歌詞，多送一樣禮物，一共重複12次翻譯的話…暫時先看文本吧，要是後續有什麼更好的呈現方式我會再更新

Duchess: On the first day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me...a fully trained and bridled pony.女爵：聖誕節的第一天，我的男友送了我…一隻受過良好訓練且配備完善的小馬Bino: Wait, there's a first day to Christmas?皮諾：等一下，聖誕節有第一天？

Sasha: On the second day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me...賽莎：聖誕節的第二天，我的男友送了我…Kevin: Two boxing gloves!凱文：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: And a fully trained and bridled pony.女爵：還有一隻受過良好訓練且配備完善的小馬Bino: I can't afford that!皮諾：我買不起那個！

Squeak: On the third day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me...吱吱：聖誕節的第三天，我的男友送了我…Squeak: Three deep tissue massages~吱吱：三次深層推拿～Sasha: Two boxing gloves!賽莎：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: That's three ponies you owe me so far.女爵：你現在已經欠我三隻小馬了Bino: AAAAGH!皮諾：啊啊！

Sabrina: On the fourth day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me...a case of kennel cough.莎賓娜：聖誕節的第四天，我的男友送了我…一次嚴重的犬舍咳Fido: I'm so sorry!費多：對不起！Squeak: Three deep tissue massages~吱吱：三次深層推拿～Kevin: Two boxing gloves!凱文：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: I'm waiting...女爵：我在等著呢…Bino: How do you order a pony online?!皮諾：要怎麼從網路上訂一隻小馬啊?!

Tarot: On the fifth day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me...塔羅：聖誕節的第五天，我的男友送了我…Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Tarot: Is this a sock?塔羅：這是襪子嗎？Sabrina: A case of kennel cough.莎賓娜：重犬舍咳Squeak: Deeper, honey!吱吱：再用力點，親愛的！Joey: Can you even breathe under there?喬伊：妳在下面有辦法呼吸嗎？Sasha: Two boxing gloves!賽莎：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: A trained and bridled shetland pony.女爵：一隻受過良好訓練且配備完善的昔德蘭小馬Bino: Spell that again?皮諾：再說一次好嗎？

Grape: On the sixth day of Christmas, my boyfriend gave to me...葡萄：聖誕節的第六天，我的男友送了我…Max: Six pounds of catnip?麥斯：六磅貓草？Grape: I just gave that to you.葡萄：我才剛送你那個Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Tarot: Peanut I don't have any use for this.塔羅：花生，我不需要這些東西Sabrina: *hack, cough, cough, cough*莎賓娜：咳咳咳咳Squeak: Crunch, crunch, crunch, cruch, crunch~吱吱：嗯姆嗯姆嗯姆嗯姆～Kevin: Two boxing gloves!凱文：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: This is clearly a horse.女爵：那很明顯是隻馬Bino: How can you tell the difference!?皮諾：這兩者有差別嗎!?

Jessica: I don't know what's a Christmas, but my boyfriend gave to me...潔西卡：我不知道什麼是聖誕節，但我的男友送了我…Jessica: ...What the heck's Nintendo?潔西卡：…任天堂是什麼鬼東西？Max: Six...ty thousand kisses?麥斯：六…萬個吻？Grape: You didn't go shopping, did you?葡萄：你什麼也沒有買，對吧？Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Tarot: Ack!!塔羅：啊!!Sabrina: It's advanced to strep throat.莎賓娜：現在惡化到喉炎了Fido: Oh my dog I'm so sorry!!費多：我的狗啊我真的很抱歉!!Squeak: Squish me harder daddy!吱吱：更用力擠壓我吧，寶貝！Joey: Can you not scream it so loud?喬伊：妳可以不要叫那麼大聲嗎？Sasha: Two boxing gloves!賽莎：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: Look, I'll just give you the number of my pony broker.女爵：好吧，我給你我的小馬仲介的電話吧Bino: You have a pony broker?!皮諾：妳有小馬仲介?!

Lucretia: On the eighth day of Christmas, my mate, he gave to me...露奎緹雅：聖誕節的第八天，我的老伴，他送了我…[CENSORED][自主規制]Zach: You jump to get the moons.札赫：妳要跳起來拿那些月亮Jessica: This is stupid.潔西卡：這有夠蠢的Max: Oooh, can we do what the wolves are doing?麥斯：喔喔，我們可以學狼做那個嗎？Grape. No.葡萄：不可以Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Sabrina: Four days to live.莎賓娜：只剩四天能活了Joey: Squeak?喬伊：吱吱？Kevin: Two boxing gloves!凱文：兩隻拳擊手套！女爵：…

Natalie: On the ninth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me...娜塔莉：聖誕節的第九天，我的男友送了我…Mungo: Okay one, I'm not your boyfriend.蒙哥：好的第一，我不是妳男朋友[CENSORED][自主規制]Zach: Well if you don't want—札赫：好吧，如果妳不想要—Jessica: Hold on, I just got a second moon.潔西卡：等一下，我剛剛拿到了第二個月亮Max: But we do that all the time!麥斯：但我們不是常常那樣做嗎！Grape: It doesn't count if we do it all the time!葡萄：要是我們常常那樣做就不算數了！Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Sabrina: Goodbyyye cruuuel woooorld.莎賓娜：再見了，殘酷的世界Joey: Yeah we shouldn't have done this in the snow.喬伊：喔，我們不應該在雪地上做這件事的Squeak: P-Put m-me back under th-there!吱吱：把-把我-我放回去那-那裡！Sasha: Two boxing gloves!賽莎：兩隻拳擊手套！Duchess: *siiiiiiiiiigh*女爵：唉

Roosevelt: On the tenth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me...羅斯福：聖誕節的第十天，我的男友送了我…Bruce: Ten thousand hugs and kisses!布魯斯：十萬次擁抱加親吻！Mungo: Two, how'd you get me to dress like this?蒙哥：第二，妳怎麼讓我穿成這樣的？Lucretia: Wait, where did the censor box go?露奎緹雅：等一下，和諧板怎麼不見了？Jessica: Seven more minutes!潔西卡：再七分鐘！Zach: Jess, it's eleven thirty!札赫：潔西，已經十一點半了！Max: Smooches count for the kangaroos apparently!麥斯：妳看袋鼠也接受接吻啊！Grape: Too late! We can't copy them!葡萄：太慢了！我們不能抄人家！Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Sabrina: zzz莎賓娜：ZZZJoey: There, a warm not-chocolate bath.喬伊：來吧，泡一下「這不是巧克力」Squeak: I guess this is okay.吱吱：我想這樣也可以Kevin: Three boxing gloves!凱文：三隻拳擊手套！Sasha: Wait, what?賽莎：等下，什麼？Duchess: Screw this, I'm going home.女爵：算了，我要回家了

Fiddler: On the eleventh day of Christmas my S.O. gave to me...the song that never ends...提琴：聖誕節的第十一天，我的另一半送了我…一首唱不完的歌…Keys: It's not that long!琴鍵：沒有那麼長啦！(collective awwwww)（群眾歡呼）Mungo: Three, why are you looking at me like that?蒙哥：第三，妳為什麼用那種眼神看著我？（雞出現了…）Jessica: There's other games for this?!潔西卡：這個還有其他遊戲?!Zach: Oh dear.札赫：喔天啊Max: Six...passes for a cuddle session at a later time?麥斯：六…張抱抱券給妳以後使用？Grape: *sigh* If we must!葡萄：唉，隨便你吧！Peanut: Five! Oooooold things!花生：五～件！舊～玩～具！Sabrina: I think I'm feeling better.莎賓娜：我感覺比較好一點了Fido: *cough*費多：咳Dallas: Oooh, not-chocolate!達拉斯：喔喔，不是巧克力！Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!喬伊：不要～～～～～～～～～～！（賽莎和凱文面面相覷）（女爵和皮諾犬去樓空）

Bailey: On the twelfth day of Christmas my husband gave to me…貝莉：聖誕節的第十二天，我老公送了我…King: A f—金恩：一個—Bino: HEY DUCHESS WHAT ABOUT A BEAR?!皮諾：嘿，女爵，妳覺得一隻熊怎麼樣?!

聖誕節快樂！

Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:18 am

CityRedFox

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:35 pmPosts: 1545

Re: Traditional Chinese Translation v3 正體中文翻譯v3

破盤記錄 = Record Breaking 2017-12-27Alt Text:「別逼我進去那裡！」「所以啦，這就是為什麼你們被關在一個防彈防噪的房間裡，只有麥克風能聽到你們的叫聲」*演奏他們歌曲的15秒迪斯可混音版*("Don't make me come in there!""See, this is why you're locked in a bullet proof, sound proof room where only the mic can hear your screams" *plays 15 second disco remix of their song*)

Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:28 am

CityRedFox

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:35 pmPosts: 1545

Re: Traditional Chinese Translation v3 正體中文翻譯v3

罰單大師 = Ticket Master 2017-12-29Alt Text: 喔等一下，我們可以因為雨刷損壞對他開單嗎(oh wait, can we ticket them for having a broken windshield wiper)

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