Monday, June 23, 2008

Starting with effectively destroying what little is left of our nation's two-party system.

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ast forward to January 20, 2009. Panamanian born Juanita S***sandwich MqQlown III has just taken the oath of office. He's now president of the Amexicanadian United States (pending, of course, outcome of certain natalitious lawsuits).

Within months he submits, to what most political soothsayers are saying will be a Dhimmiqrat controlled 111th Congress 2nd al-Qongress, his plans to:

“The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”

Speaking of pleasing Demosewerrats, President MaVainerick's inevitable reversion to constantly trying to do just that so he'll personally receive much praise and credit from the liberal Demainstreamoqrat mediabirm for "reaching across the aisle and bringing our two parties together, my friends," will either force him to compromise away what minuscule conservative principles he has left as he attempts to make the deals demanded by and acceptable to the insanely barking extreme moonbatsbirm who presently have an unbreakable stranglehold on his favorite party before they even begin to let it enact any of his plans, or ensure that everyone winds up mad at each other and unhappy mostly with him. Likely the American people themselves, as they did last summer in the face of increasingly irrelevant Republican "leadership," would rise up en mass to thwart much of the former. Señor MqQloseGitmo will be blamed for the resulting discord and chaos, of course, by that very same media; and nothing short of his finally deciding to officially switch parties will have any chance of restoring his carefully groomed image as The Most Bipartisan Person Ever in the History of Human Statesmanship, Towering Infinitely Above the Puny Politics of Mere Mortals™.

Of course, it's one thing to overlook one or two issues where a candidate seeking the Republican nomination as a conservative might depart from conservative orthodoxy. But in McCain's case, adherence is the exception to the rule — McCain-Feingold (restrictions on political speech), McCain-Kennedy (amnesty for illegal aliens), McCain-Kennedy-Edwards (trial lawyers' bill of rights), McCain-Lieberman (global warming legislation), Gang of 14 (obstructing change to the filibuster rule for judicial nominations), the Bush tax cuts, and so forth. This is a record any liberal Democrat would proudly run on.

In the end there will be no more Republican opposition to anything the Demostic Emeny Party wants or does.

No more two-party system. No more Republicans getting elected nationally unless they become, in effect if not name, Surrenderqrats.

Nothing could be more unhealthy for our democratic republic.

What otherwise sensible Americans and the hardly ever so Juda S. MqQuislin' sometime and ever continues to forget, respectively, is that the virtues of divided government far outweigh those of any unified one. Division offers us our only hope for a future that allows sufficiently independent checks by one party on the other's excesses, which in turn provide a strong, solid mechanism for reducing corruption in office and enhancing all citizens' freedoms. Unity, on the other hand, especially among the steady crop of pompous, preening politicians we keep electing ourselves, offers us the realistic expectation of nothing except dictatorship, essentially so in both nature and operation — no matter how benign anyone wishes to characterize it — which provide little will or incentive to do anything besides enhance that corruption and reduce those freedoms.

This leaves us two alternatives. The first is almost as bad, but the other is great.

If, instead, on January 20, Bachange Hopeinc moOnbamat II is sworn in as president, we know he'll be unable to accomplish anything he wants exactly as he wants. With conservatives out in full force fighting for and financing the elections of RIGHT candidates for Congress, the Dhimm al-Qrat's one-seat margin in the Senate and meager 37-seat one in the House will, at worst, remain about the same or, at best, substantially decrease if not evaporate altogether. Then His Liberal Unholiness will have no choice but to compromise big time with Republican Senators if he wants any of his executive and judicial nominations confirmed. His crazy tax and spend, enslavement of the people measures will be opposed in the House by nearly all Republicans and all but the craziest of Demoqrats. So he'll have to compromise big time there too. On the war front, he'd have to be a much bigger fool than already evidenced to do anything that prevents our country from achieving total victory, lest he and his party forever take the blame of history for losing or perilously prolonging this World War. So he'll want to do whatever it takes for our side to quickly win it.

But even if Demoliberats pick up seats in both houses of al-Qongress and pass anything and everything Pope Baritone wants, the consequent splashes of deathly ice cold Leftie KoolAid in the American people's faces will make the recent floods in Iowa look like a small leak in Naggy Peloseri's Depends®, waking up the most apathetic of them from the deepest of blissful slumbers, and leave them clamoring for vast Republican majorities in the House and Senate, constitutional amendments, a true conservative presidency, additional Supreme Court seats, repealed laws, and whatever else it takes to completely bleach out every vile stain the Lefties grossly left on the fabric of our nation following their prematurely shortened tenure dictatorship.

Most importantly, in the end our two-party system will not only remain intact but be entirely reinvigorated and beneficially strengthened.

Whether Junaita MqDownDuhDrain claims "health issues" (e.g., senility) or something else, it doesn't matter. His dropping out and being so replaced is the only chance we have of seeing an actual Republican victory, not some Pyrrhic one.