Wednesday, April 22, 2015

HOW TO CELEBRATE EARTH DAY

Stop recycling YESSSSSSSSSS.Use lead paint YESSSSSSSSSS.Chop down a bunch of trees YESSSSSSSSSS.Club a baby seal YESSSSSSSSSS.Eat some shark fin soup YESSSSSSSSSS.Bully a bunch of vegans YESSSSSSSSSS.Buy a car that gets 6 miles to the gallon YESSSSSSSSSS.Smoke a cigar in a restaurant YESSSSSSSSSS.Use more paper YESSSSSSSSSS.Take a cruise on a Japanese Whaling Boat YESSSSSSSSSS.Blow up some Whole Foods YESSSSSSSSSS.Shoot 4 giraffes YESSSSSSSSSS. Flush those baby wipes down the toilet YESSSSSSSSSS.Wear more fur YESSSSSSSSSS.Throw your garbage into a local park YESSSSSSSSSS.Spay or neuter a whiner YESSSSSSSSSS.Piss in the ocean YESSSSSSSSSS.Wedgie a Yankee Fan YESSSSSSSSSS.Rub asbestos on a Giant Panda YESSSSSSSSSS.Cause an oil spill YESSSSSSSSSS.Buy non organic YESSSSSSSSSS.Join a dolphin hunt YESSSSSSSSSS.Destroy some ozone by cross fitting YESSSSSSSSSS.Eat more undolphin safe tuna YESSSSSSSSSS.Eat more sushi YESSSSSSSSSS.If we all do our part we can make a difference YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY~~~