I brought the one I shellacked with muppet stickers to school today (a starving teacher will eat anything) and one of my students incurred the ridicule of his peers by blurting, "You can't eat Easter eggs until AFTER the Easter bunny leaves them for you!!!" He is 14. I think he was serious.

o.k. I am just cleaning my inbox, but I'm very confused. Not only does this fourteen-year-old believe in the Easter Bunny, he thinks that E.B. brings eggs? Obvs, you supply the eggs, the rabbit just hides them around the house! I worry for the youth of America.

Well, maybe they just haven't gotten to that part in their biology textbooks.

The same kid asked Korby, right after his big Highline High School (well, Rm. 254, anyway) musical debut, if he knew any songs about sitting on a porch in the Bayou, drinking and shooting alligators. ????