12/14/2004

My Inbox is drowning

WHO falls for this stuff? I mean it, who??? Who buys Cialis and Viagra online, C-H-E-A-P? Who's shopping for a second mortgage in Taiwan? Who do I blame for this onslaught of spammy sludge? If you're the one, quit. I'll buy you a year's supply of Viagra if you'll just quit. Quit acting like a senior citizen who pays cash for a roof every year from a door-to-door "contractor". QUIT!

Copy of today's inbox joy follows.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING FROM OUR OFFICE.

We have been trying to contact you & have yet to respond. Dr. Vincent is recommending you start your DyaPeX program immediatley. He is concerned about your weight issue and wishes to schedule an appointment with him after 6-8 weeks of using this.

Note: All current patients of Dr. Vincent have already been transfered to this plan. You are being contacted because he has not seen you about the issue. Due to Dr. Vincent's medical history is he able to offer you a discount via the internet versus making an appointment and being charged at full price.

This is here for patients of Dr. Patel, Lengro, & hert who may not have a problem.
If our patient office has sent you this and your weight has now been controlled, please inform us.
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