I'm pretty happy with McClendon's work with swings and so on really, I'd just like a coaching staff that values things like 'getting on base' and 'not bunting ever because bunts are evil and the only thing worse is the ibb, suffer not an ibb to live'

that may be a lot to ask

Your OBP must be ----- this high to play on my team. (That's .330 high for those of you who can't tell)