Damnit Hippies: New Zealanders Hold Dolphin Funeral

OK, so maybe in New Zealand, these people are not hippies for burying a dolphin. Perhaps, Kiwi’s are noble gun-toting folks, sporting patriotic flags and not-too-intelligent aphorisms much like our anti-hippies. Perhaps they attended the dolphin’s funeral in droves, much like would be expected: like, maybe Ronald Reagan’s dog dies, I bet they’d be all over that.

Nevertheless, goddamnit hippies. Dolphin’s are very smart creatures, sure, but by most accounts, this dolphin was something of a prick. Stranding old women out to sea and taking their boards? Whoa, harsh. This dolphin seems like the anti-hippy.

You know what.

Bravo dolphin. You’re playful antics and dickish behavior endeared a NATION of hardscrabble British expatriots and raped indians much like we Americans.