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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our friend PatDeE sent us a couple of forwards that I turned
into our newest hot tottie paqe. Sure to bring some SMILES
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"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty
lawyer of mine."
"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to
have him arrested for ?"
"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay
his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."
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Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
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>The Soccer Stars
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team
to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work
off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture.
The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron
how it is that blind kids can play soccer.
"We made a special ball, with a bell in it, so the kids can keep track
of where the ball is and what it's doing by listening for it. They're
pretty good at it too."
"Very clever!" remarks the other patron.
Just then they are interrupted as another patron, who is looking out
the window, says, "Hey! Are you the guy with those darn blind kids from
the bus?"
"Yes," says the teacher, stung by the way "his" kids are being refered
to, "what about it? You got something against blind kids?"
"Nothing, ordinarily," says the guy, still scowling out the window,
"but you better get them rounded up quick! They're kicking the heck out
of my best milk cow!"
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>For the Sick
A little 9 year old girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill.
"Mommy" she said, " Can we leave now?"
"No." her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Well, then go out the front door and around to the back of the church
and throw up behind a bush."
In about 2 minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes," replied the little girl.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church
and returned so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy," she replied. "They have
a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick.'"
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>Blood Race
The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Air Force Base
in North Carolina to see who would donate the most blood.
After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of a young
first lieutenant, the medical technician applied a Band-Aid, and then
inserted a needle into the right arm, drawing blood this time, and then
put a Band-Aid on that arm as well.
As he left the collection facility, the lieutenant passed a colonel.
Noting the two bandages, he looked at the first lieutenant and shook
his head, saying, "I knew you young guys would find some way to cheat."
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>Retired Preacher
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice
his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to
buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He
stopped at the house and a young lad came out to greet him.
The preacher asked about the lawn mower and the kid said it was behind
the house. The two went to look at the lawn mower. The engine was
sputtering along at idle speed. The preacher increased the speed of the
engine and mowed a few strips. Satisfied that the mower would do the
job they settled on a price of $25.00.
Later in the day, the young lad was riding his bicycle when he spied
the preacher pulling on the engine starter rope. The kid stopped and
watched for a couple of minutes. He asked, "What's wrong?"
The reply came, "I can't get this mower started. Do you know how?"
The kid said, "Yep."
"Well, how do you do it? Tell me!", the preacher yelled.
The kid replied, "You have to cuss it."
The preacher rose up indignantly. "Now you listen here. I am a preacher
and if I ever did cuss, not saying I have, I've forgotten how to do it
after all these years."
With a wise look on his face well beyond his years, the kid said,
"Preacher, you keep on pulling that rope and it'll all come back to
ya."
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>Medical Experiments
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced a new standard for
medical testing.
Testing on rats will be terminated, and in the future live animal
testing will be performed using lawyers. The NIH presented the
following explanation for its decision:
1. Some lab assistants were becoming quite attached to their rats, and
it was important to find an alternative which would not inspire
emotional involvment.
2. The population of attorneys grows at a faster rate than the
population of rats.
3. Lawyers contribute less to society, and thus are more expendable
than rats.
4. Animal rights societies do not oppose experimentation on lawyers.
5. There are some things even a rat won't do.
The NIH is trying to resolve concerns raised by this change, that using
lawyers for testing may render it more difficult to extrapolate test
results to human beings.
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>Satellite Dish
Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he's a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don't worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don't want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie
channel.
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>-->From Our Friend Sandi :)
My score was 19, I missed #3. Gee, I always hated that little possum!
MEMORY TEST!
(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers.
Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!)
This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test!
There are 20 questions. Average score is 12.
This one will be difficult for the younger set.
(Does that let all of us out?)
Have fun, but no peeking!
When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score
in the subject line.
Good luck, youngsters.
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson.
B. Roy Orbison.
C. Gene Autry.
D. Rudolph Valentino.
E. Fabian.
F. Mickey Mantle.
G. Cassius Clay.
We Have Met the Enemy And....
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3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, "We have met the enemy and....
A. It's you.
B. He is us.
C. It's the Grinch.
D. He wasn't home.
E. He's really me and you.
F. We quit.
G. He surrendered.
4. Good night, David.
A. Good night, Chet.
B. Sleep well.
C. Good night, Irene.
D. Good night, Gracie..
E. See you later, alligator.
F. Until tomorrow.
G. Good night, Steve.
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide.
B. When you lose your crayons.
C. When you clean your tub.
D. If you paint the room blue.
E. If you buy a soft water tank.
F. When you use Lady Clairol.
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's
friend...
A. Stuart Whitman.
B. Randolph Scott.
C. Steve Reeves.
D. Maynard G. Krebs.
E. Corky B. Dork.
F. Dave the Whale.
G. Zippy Zoo.
7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar.
B. Your nose is growing.
C. Pants on fire.
D. Join the choir.
E. Jump up higher.
F. On the wire.
G. I'm telling Mom.
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle
for truth, justice and.....
A. Wheaties.
B. Lois Lane.
C. TV ratings.
D. World peace.
E. Red tights.
F. The American way.
G. News headlines.
9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear.
B. It's time to do your homework.
C. It's Howdy Doody Time.
D. It's time for Romper Room.
E. It's bedtime.
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour.
G. Scooby Doo Time.
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes.
B. Oh, no.
C. Gee whiz.
D. I'm scared...
E. Oh my.
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run.
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40.
B. Wearing a uniform.
C. Carrying a briefcase.
D. Over 30.
E. You don't know.
F. Who says, 'Trust me'.
G. Who eats tofu.
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing
women's stockings...
A.. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on.
B. You'll smell great.
C. Tame that cowlick.
D. Grease ball heaven.
E. It's a dream.
F. We're your team.
G. A little dab'll do ya.
14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins.
B. With my man, Bill.
C. Down at the mill.
D. Over the windowsill.
E. With thyme and dill.
F. Too late to enjoy.
G. On Blueberry Hill.
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable.
B. Mary Martin.
C. Doris Day.
D. Errol Flynn.
E. Sally Fields.
F. Jim Carrey.
G. Jay Leno.
16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ingo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, who.
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli.
B. Cause I eats me spinach.
C. Cause I lift weights.
D. Cause I'm the hero.
E. And don't you for get it.
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me.
G. To outlast Bruto.
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera.
B. Smile, you're on Star Search.
C. Smile, you won the lottery.
D. Smile, we're watching you.
E. Smile, the world sees you.
F. Smile, you're a hit.
G. Smile, you're on TV.
20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy.
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket..
C. Make you fat.
D. Melt your heart..
E. Make you popular.
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
G. Come in colors.
Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebs
7. C - Pants on fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh my
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt in your mouth not in your hand
Don't forget to put your score in the subject line, when you forward
this on.
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...I missed 5 of them! C'est La Vie! Thanks Sandi!
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>IMPORTANT MESSAGE
You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago.. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
Mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
Me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
Look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
Every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
waistband.
I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a
wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to
Laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
How do they do that????
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...Wowsers! LOL! Thanks Johanna!
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>Snuggling on the Beach....
This unique video is of a tourist who sat on the beach to watch the
seals and penguins on Gold Harbor, South Georgia. Unexpectedly, one of
the seals is apparently attracted to her and, slowly works his way over
to her. He seems to 'falls in love' and snuggles and flirts with her.
It is quite an unusual and interesting scene. The seals are huge
(6,000 lbs), yet she never seemed afraid...more amused...while someone
shot the video of this incident.
Gold Harbor, South Georgia, is located off the southern tip of South
America. (sub arctic) It is a small bay five miles S-SW of Cape
Charlotte, with Bertrab Glacierat its head, along the east end of
Georgia. The west end of the beach where a glacial stream flows is a
breeding ground for various types of penguins and large seals....It is
not a frequent destination for tourists.
See the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7PTn1HbOA
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...Awww, How very sweet and beautiful! Thank You PatDeE!
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>SHOE BOMBER
Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe
and tried to light it?
Did you know his trial is over?
Did you know he was sentenced?
Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV or Radio?
Didn't think so.!!!
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.
Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.
Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything
to say His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the
record, Reid also admitted his 'allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to
Islam, and to the religion of Allah,' defiantly stating, 'I think I
will not apologize for my actions,' and told the court 'I am at war
with your country.'
Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below:
Judge Young: 'Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the
Court imposes upon you.
On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the
custody of the United States Attorney General. On counts 2, 3, 4and 7,
the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the
sentence on each count to run consecutively. (That's 80 years.)
On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years again, to
be served consecutively to the 80 years just imposed. The Court
imposes upon you for each of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 that's
an aggregate fine of $2 million. The Court accepts the government's
recommendation with respect to restitution and orders restitution in
the amount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines.
The Court imposes upon you an $800 special assessment. The Court
imposes upon you five years supervised release simply because the law
requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so I need
go no further.
This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes. It is a
fair and just sentence. It is a righteous sentence.
Now, let me explain this to you. We are not afraid of you or any of
your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid. We are Americans. We have
been through the fire before. There is too much war talk here and I
say that to everyone with the utmost respect. Here in this court, we
deal with individuals as individuals and care for individuals as
individuals. As human beings, we reach out for justice.
You are not an enemy combatant. You are a terrorist. You are not a
soldier in any war. You are a terrorist. To give you that reference,
to call you a soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether the
officers of government do it or your attorney does it, or if you think
you are a soldier, you are not----- you are a terrorist. And we do not
negotiate with terrorists. We do not meet with terrorists. We do not
sign documents with terrorists. We hunt them down one by one and bring
them to justice.
So war talk is way out of line in this court You are a big fellow. But
you are not that big. You're no warrior. I've known warriors. You are
a terrorist. A species of criminal that is guilty of multiple
attempted murders. In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it
right when you first were taken off that plane and into custody and you
wondered where the press and the TV crews were, and he said: 'You're no
big deal.'
You are no big deal.
What your able counsel and what the equally able United States
attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I know how
tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific. What was
it that led you here to this courtroom today?
I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to
search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led
you to do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing? And,
I have an answer for you. It may not satisfy you, but as I search this
entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know.
It seems to me you hate the one thing that to us is most precious. You
hate our freedom. Our individual freedom. Our individual freedom to
live as we choose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not
believe as we individually choose. Here, in this society, the very
wind carries freedom. It carries it everywhere from sea to shining
sea. It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are
here in this beautiful courtroom, so that everyone can see, truly see,
that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely. It
is for freedom's sake that your lawyers are striving so vigorously on
your behalf, have filed appeals, will go on in their representation of
you before other judges.
We Americans are all about freedom. Because we all know that the way
we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the measure of our own liberties. Make no
mistake though. It is yet true that we will bear any burden; pay any
price, to preserve our freedoms. Look around this courtroom. Mark it
well. The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here.
The day after tomorrow, it will be forgotten, but this, however, will
long endure.
Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America , the American
people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice,
not war, individual justice is in fact being done. The very President
of the United States through his officers will have to come into
courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters can be judged
and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence
democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice.
See that flag, Mr. Reid? That's the flag of the United States of
America . That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten.
That flag stands for freedom. And it always will.
Mr. Custody Officer. Stand him down.
So, how much of this Judge's comments did we hear on our TV sets? We
need more judges like Judge Young. Pass this around. Everyone should
and needs to hear what this fine judge had to say. Powerful words that
strike home.
Please SEND this----so that everyone has a chance to read it.
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...An Awesome one! Thank You PatDeE!
In light of the recent Russian suicide bombing, I wish them all the
justice they so rightly deserve - by Christ Jesus Our Lord!
Reminds me of Gen.3:15
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed
and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
Check out this teaching for understanding:
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/BibleStudy/christianity.html
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>-->In The Worldly News:
[POLITICS]
>From Conservative OutPost:
**The Obama Quickstep**
The lamestream has proclaimed the genius of Barack Obama’s apparent
shift to the right. There may be some brain-addled conservatives who
have taken Barry’s recent outreach to Republicans to heart. In fact
though, I don’t think you’ll find many conservatives out here at
all that would trust the ‘new’ Obama, who is once again pretending
to be the centrist he ran on in 2008.
We saw how long that lasted. This apparent move to the right is every
bit as ephemeral as Obama’s middle class tax-cuts and just about as
sincere. Obama will never stray very far from his radical communist
upbringing. It’s deeply ingrained in his psyche. It shows in his
every move, in his every utterance. It’s apparent in every
association he has.
READ MORE>>>
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>From Taipan Daily:
Snakes in the Cornfield
http://tinyurl.com/6j27293
If China Has a Hard Landing
http://tinyurl.com/6253njm
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>From NewsMax:
Rush Limbaugh Wants Obama Birth Certificate Released
http://tinyurl.com/68oo6cx
Hawaii Won't Release Obama Birth Certificate
http://tinyurl.com/6xuwoum
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>From BizarreNews:
What would you do if the fuel pump in your Ford van wasn't
working? Probably call a tow truck. Do you know why? Because
you're not from Washington. People in Washington don't waste
time and money on things like tow trucks just because their
vehicles don't run. They take matters into their own hands.
Take these three creative problem-solvers, for example.
Two men and a women were having trouble keeping their Ford
Econoline van running. So filling a bucket (a bucket, mind
you) with gasoline, they removed the engine cowling between
the two front seats of the van and used a water bottle to
transfer gas from the bucket directly into the carburetor
in order to keep the engine running as they drove to a shop.
Using this Jerry-rigged system they actually made a good bit
of progress before the van decided to die on Kamber Road in
Bellevue.
Not being ones to admit defeat they tried to start the van
again. Unfortunately, by this time, the van was full of gas
fumes. The resulting explosion engulfed the entire vehicle
in flames.
Witnesses told police the woman jumped out the back of the
van and fell to the ground on fire, and the van rolled over
her leg. The two men jumped out in flames and ran toward
the gas station on the corner desperate to get their fires
out.
Firefighters were able to get the van fire out within minutes
and medics took the three victims to the hospital. They are
still there.
The van still isn't running.
-- Man wears unwashed jeans for 15 months --------
EDMONTON, Alberta - The jeans a University of Alberta
student wore daily for 15 months without washing them
tested normal for bacteria levels at the end of the
experiment. In Edmonton, student Josh Le, 20, told
Postmedia News he bought the denim jeans in September
2009 and wore them daily -- and sometimes slept in
them -- until last December. He said he used paper
towels and napkins to dab away food spills and maintained
his normal personal hygiene routine during the 15 months.
Every two weeks, he said he put the jeans in a freezer
overnight and there never was a trace of odor. At the
conclusion of the experiment, he and assistant human
ecology Professor Rachel McQueen ran tests on the pants
and found bacteria levels were the same as any other
samples, the report said.
-- Texas man sets record for golf rounds ---------
DALLAS - A Texas man says he has attained his goal of
setting a world record by playing 600 rounds of golf in
one year. Richard Lewis set out to last year to get his
name in the Guinness Book of Records by playing up to
56 holes of golf a day, WFAA-TV, Dallas/Fort Worth,
reported. "These feet have walked 4,000 miles," Lewis,
who refused to use a golf cart for his record attempt,
said. "I'm addicted; what can I say?" "If nobody knew
about this, I would be just as satisfied, because I know
I did it and no one else in the whole wide world has ever
done it," he said. "That is special to me." Lewis, 64,
admits his obsession with the sport led to two divorces,
but that the golf course is the place that makes him
happiest. "You have to be a little over the edge to do
this," Lewis concedes. The Guinness Book of Records
required Lewis to sign in and out with golf pros to prove
he had completed each round. In the end he played 611
rounds of golf, 11 more than he expected. His average
score per round was 78.5.
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>From Archived 11/07 CoffeeBreak:
Brit study: Tea integral to construction
A study of British tea-drinking habits at the workplace has
found builders require about 9,500 cups of tea to build an
average three-bedroom semi-detached home. The study, which
was based on data collected from more than 100 construction
firms, found 68 percent of questioned employees say they
believe tea has relaxing and stress-relieving properties
that are beneficial to productivity, The Scotsman reported
Monday. The research, commissioned by tea company Make
Mine a Builders, suggested British construction workers
take an average four tea breaks each day. "Tea has been
the drink of choice for builders in the (Britain) for many
years, and as the survey results show it still plays an
important role in the daily life of British builders today,"
said Richard Gowar, managing director of the tea firm. "It
is great to know that we are keeping the tradition alive."
The study said at least 4 million cups of tea are believed
to have been required for the construction of the Scottish
parliament. The Scotsman estimated about 2,500 cups of tea
are needed to put out an edition of the newspaper.
Thief poses as charity bell-ringer
Police in Frederick, Md., are investigating the theft of a
Salvation Army collection can and its subsequent illegal
use. Maj. Raymond Pruitt, commander of the Frederick
Salvation Army, said police are trying to locate the missing
can and two of the official bells used by workers to attract
the attention of potential donors, the Frederick News-Post
reported Monday. The organization has received reports that
someone with the stolen can and one of the bells was spotted
Wednesday night outside a McDonald's and Friday at Kohl's
and other stores. Pruitt said the can and bells were taken
from a Safeway market Wednesday night. "We went to retrieve
it and it was gone," he said. Pruitt said it was the first
time in his 14 years with the Salvation Army that a stolen
collection can was being used for private fundraising.
"It is pretty shocking," he said.
Pigeon clubs say tax decision clips wings
Pigeon enthusiasts' feathers were ruffled when told they
must pay business taxes because their pastime wasn't a
recognized sport in Britain. Supporters of one club, the
Belford Racing Pigeon Club, wrote to Queen Elizabeth II,
asking her to intervene in her role as the Patron of the
Royal Pigeon Association, The Daily Telegraph reported
Monday. The Revenue and Custom office said pigeon racing
isn't listed as a sport eligible for business rate relief
under the Community Sports Club program, which could cost
clubs millions of dollars. Belford club owner and chairman
Eric Sim countered that pigeon racing has been recognized
as a sport "for well over 100 years" and the rate issue
will cause clubs to struggle. The Revenue and Customs
office said clubs could seek relief from both the national
and local taxing authorities. In his letter to the queen,
Berwick-upon-Tweed councilor Geoff O'Connell said, "The
racing of homing pigeons has been supported by the royal
family for many years," adding that pigeons answered the
call during war times and received the Dicken Medal, the
animal version of the Victoria Cross, for their efforts.
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My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages
seven and three, to our favorite "adult" restaurant for the
first time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat
and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down
her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old's antics and
pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through
clenched teeth, "If you don't start behaving, you'll never
eat out with us again!"
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. "Look
dear," he said. "Quality time!"
-<>-
An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the
Puritans, asked: "What sort of people were punished in the
stocks?"
To which a small voice from the back of the room responded:
"The small investor."
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My name, Leone, is a feminine spelling of Leon, which often
causes confusion. When my car registration arrived marked
"M" for male, I sent it back to the motor-vehicle bureau
with this request: "I am an 'F.' Would you please make the
correction?"
The bureau promptly sent me another form. It read: "Please
give the reason for this change."
[Thanks to Reader's Digest.]
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After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his
younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve
to ask his mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry
softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back."
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A young man took a farm girl into town for a date at a fancy
restaurant. While studying the menu she asked, "What's filet
mignon?"
Thinking fast, her date replied, "It's pickled goat's liver.
Why?"
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Lisa, my co-worker at the travel agency, needed to send a
letter of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete
fiasco from start to finish. I reminded her of a similar
situation a year earlier and dug out the letter I'd written
then.
"All you have to do," I told her, "is to change the details,
the date, and the name."
She looked it over and smiled wryly. "We won't even need to
change the name."
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In my job as an electronics salesman, I've seen the rise in
popularity of sport-utility vehicles and minivans, which has
created a market for rear-seat entertainment. Monitors that
keep passengers occupied with movies and television have been
selling like crazy.
One day as I was showing a young couple how a monitor could
play videos, DVD's, and even pick up local TV stations, the
husband asked matter-of-factly, "Does it get cable?"
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** Andy Says... Just Think About This! **
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** "My doctor asked me if I'd thought about losing
some weight. I told him I'd thought about it for 20 years."
** Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil.
But you still don't want to get any on you.
** "The school is not the end but only the beginning of an
education." -- Calvin Coolidge
** "Be a lifelong student. The more you learn, the more you
earn and the more self-confidence you have." -- Brian Tracy
** "Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we
never use." ~~-- Charles Schultz
** "Love is like an hour glass - the heart fills up and the brain goes
empty."
** Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is
an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
--George Carlin
** “I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a
time.”~~--Charlie Brown
** "An attitude of calm, confident expectation activates your
creativity and unlocks your mental powers." -- Brian Tracy
** "If your cup runneth over, expand your cup." -- Mark Victor
Hansen
** "If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac
River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't
Swim"." -Lyndon B. Johnson
** “I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.”
--Anon.
** If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul.”
--Shakespeare
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** Carrier Landings **
FLYING into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I
reviewed our flight plan for the trip back to the USS
Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and
experience had taught me that even seasoned vets turn
white-knuckled during carrier landings. Once the captain
was strapped in, I turned around to welcome him aboard.
"Sir," I asked, "will this be your first carrier landing?"
Looking at me with disdain, he opened his inflatable
vest to display gold wings above five rows of ribbons.
"Son," he said, "I have over 500 carrier landings in jet
fighters."
"That's good to hear," my co-pilot said, winking at
me, "because this will be our first."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Kenneth J. Tonelli
Provided courtesy of Reader's Digest (http://www.rd.com).
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** The Blonde Has A Job Interview **
A blonde goes in for a job interview. The hiring
manager asked, "How old are you?" She begins counting
her fingers and toes and answers I'm 20.
He then asks her, "How tall are you?" She begins
measuring herself from the feet up and answers, "I'm
5'6."
He then asks, "What is your name?"
She closes her eyes and starts silently singing to
herself and then answers, "My name is Kathy."
Puzzled the hiring manager asks her, "I understand you
counting to get your age, and measuring to get your
height, but what did you do to make you remember your
name?"
She answers, "I was singing 'Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Kathy!"
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is
pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks
her if she has any questions. She replies, "I'm a
little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth
hurt?"
The doctor answered, "That varies from woman to woman
and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult
to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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** The Washington D.C. Mugger **
Late one night in the Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask
jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his
ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this -
I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
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** Men Shopping **
A man parked his car at the supermarket and
was walking past an empty cart when he heard
a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that
cart?"
"No," he answered. "I'm only after one thing."
As he walked toward the store, he heard her
murmur, "Just like a man."
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** Rest In Peace **
The new business was opening and a buddy of one of the owner's
sent some flowers for the happy occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the proud owner read
the note which said, "Rest in Peace".
Now this really ticked him off, so he promply called the florist
to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake
and how angry he was, the florist said.
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting
angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking
place today, and the bereaved there have flowers, also with a note,
saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
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** Take the Easy Part First **
Nathan had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000
Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C.
that he desired a question on American History.
The big night had arrived. Nathan made his way on stage in front
of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the
week. He was the best guest this show had ever seen. The
M.C. stepped up to the microphone...
"Nathan, you have chosen American History as your final
question. You know that if you correctly answer this question,
you will walk away $64,000 dollars richer. Are you ready?"
Nathan nodded with a cocky confidence and the crowd went
nuts. He hadn't missed a single question all week.
"Nathan, your question on American History is a two part
question. As you know, you may answer either part first. As a
rule, the second half of the question is almost always easier.
Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"
Nathan was now becoming more and more nervous. He couldn't
believe it, but he was drawing a blank. American History was
his easiest subject, but he decided to play it safe. . .
"I'll try the second part first."
The M.C. nodded approvingly. "Here we go Nathan. I will ask you
the second half first, then the first half."
The audience tensed in silent anticipation......
"Nathan, here is your question: 'And in what year did it happen?!'"
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** Subject: Senior Moments **
1. Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant
one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear
and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository
in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?"
She pulled it out and stared at it. Then thoughtfully said.
"Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
3. An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really
stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching
the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman
overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so
the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise
that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the
boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife
dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck
and attached to her was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth
$50,000, please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the
pearl and re-bait the trap."
4. A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just
passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are
carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall,
jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket
and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten
more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and
at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the
casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband
cries out: "Watch that wall!"
5. When I went to lunch today, I saw an elderly lady sitting
on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her
what was wrong. She said, "I recently married a handsome husband
ten years younger than I am. He is waiting now for me at home.
He gives me a big kiss every morning and then gets up and makes
me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I
said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me
homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then tells
me how wonderful I am all afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you
crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with my
favorite dessert and then tenderly holds my hand while we watch a
romantic movie on the TV." I said, "Well, why in the world would
you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
6. Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over
the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.
Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times
a week to play cards. One day they were playing when one looked
at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me...I know we've
been friends for a long time...but I just can't think of your
name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please
tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at
least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally
she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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** Does Gossip Hurt **
Clara, the church gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared
her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however,
when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after
she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one
afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it
there would know that he was an alcoholic. George, a man of few
words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He said
nothing. Later that evening, George, quietly parked his pickup in
front of Clara's house....AND he left it there all night.
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** Redneck Vasectomy ** (Andy says... this may be a PG piece of
humor. It's not bad but parents may want to review it first before
passing it down to their children)
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to
his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next
to my ear is going to help me. "
"Trust me, " said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, and West
Virginia.
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** Husband Shopping Centre **
A "Husband Shopping Centre" was opened where a woman could go to choose
from among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended the
floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not
having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So
up they go.
Second floor says, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." The girls agreed, "Hmmm, But, I wonder what's
further up?" Then, they went up another floor.
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
goodlooking, love kids and help with the housework.." Wow! say the
women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!? And so again,
they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!? What must be awaiting us further on!
So, up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on the Fifth door said "This floor is just to prove that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
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Why is it I have absolutely no sympathy for these idiots?
It was amusing to see quite a few of them knocked unconscious.
Perhaps the bulls taught them a lesson about tormenting dumb
animals. Doubtful.
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever
spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" --Woody Allen
Students at school were asked to write about the harmful
environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote,
"When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full
of oil and all the sardines were dead."
"Does anyone know if 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day' is the
same day as 'Lock Your Son Up in a Closet Day?' Cause it would
really save me some time." --Bob Van Voris
We haven't crossed that subtle line between childhood and
adulthood until we stop saying 'It got lost' and say 'I lost
it.' --Sydney Harris
"Honestly must be the best policy, but it's important to
remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the
second best policy." -George Carlin
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity,
and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
--Joseph Heller
"A committee is a creature with three or more legs and no
brain." --Robert Heinlein
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at
once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."
--Mark Twain
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