Hit the Pipe

Go ahead and visit your friend Jim. He's tucked into the northwestern edge of Algonquin, in an apartment complex location in between Frankfort Avenue on the south and Grummer Road on the north. When you arrive, you'll find Jim speaking with two of his friends, resting on Japanese bikes. After the men joke around about their motorcycles of choice, they get down to business. Three Angels of Death vans are roaming around Alderney, and these men want to give you some pipe bombs to take them out. That's it.

In some ways, this mission is straight-forward. After all, the task at hand is easy enough to comprehend -- you're to destroy three Angels of Death-owned vans endlessly roving the streets of Alderney. But when you have to actually execute these attacks, you'll find that the premise is actually much harder to make reality. The game implies that you should chuck the pipe bombs at the vans while driving your chopper or in a car, but this is ridiculously difficult and makes no sense. That's exactly what you shouldn't do.

Instead, drive around Alderney, looking for the three red dots on your HUD, which represent the ever-moving locations of the enemy vans. Get in a resilient car that provides some strength and speed, and unequip your bombs in lieu of an Uzi or Pistol. When you see one of the vans, open fire on the enemies within, making the driver your primary target. Once the driver is downed, the van isn't going anywhere, so it's at this point that you should use this sudden opportunity to bomb the static target. The bombs are powerful, so make sure to get away from the radius (don't cook them before throwing -- this will give you more time to get away.) Repeat this process on all three vans, and you'll be finished with this mission in no time. Oh, and there's good news, too. There's no time limit! So take your time and do the job right.