Melrose Place Set to Return from the Dead. Like a Stinking, Rotten Corpse

The network of mediocrity, CW Network, is considering a remake of the show Melrose Place. Much like the remake of 90210, another show for woman with more time than sense, the CW wants to create this thing. Please keep Heather Locklear away from the automobiles so that she can participate. We need to see her in the sweater of tights.