These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying.
A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approx...These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying.
A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approximately 12.75" square.
$6

A Clock so strange, Dali would have it himself if he were alive...
A fish rotates around the clock once a minute while Dali's moustache tells the time. A surreal Alarm Clock is the perfect way to wake you up and smack you with...A Clock so strange, Dali would have it himself if he were alive...
A fish rotates around the clock once a minute while Dali's moustache tells the time. A surreal Alarm Clock is the perfect way to wake you up and smack you with your own realism at 6:30am!
Has snooze alarm and light.
Operates on one AA battery (not included). Comes boxed with instructional booklet.
Measures 4" in diameter with 2.25" face. Stands at 2.5" tall.
$23.99

Help our guy get those pesky gummy bugs out of his tummy! Just open up the incision in his belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers; then, put the blood-suckers into your mouth and enjoy delicious g...Help our guy get those pesky gummy bugs out of his tummy! Just open up the incision in his belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers; then, put the blood-suckers into your mouth and enjoy delicious gummy goodness!

We know you love your job. You are well paid. Get great inner satisfaction. And the Boss fully appreciates the amazing work that you do. In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is you...We know you love your job. You are well paid. Get great inner satisfaction. And the Boss fully appreciates the amazing work that you do. In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is your own personal stripper on your desktop!
Until now, that dream was just a fantasy. But thanks to the USB Pole Dancer, your fantasy can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole and performs some truly seductive moves.