Saturday, September 6, 2008

Let's watch Superman smack Green Lantern around

Ha! You wish, fanboys. ;-) Believe it or not, the closest Superman has ever come to smacking Hal Jordan, in particular, around (for real) is when Hal was Parallax -- and as Parallax, Hal ended up cleaning Supes' clock. There have been some incidents of trash talking, though:Actually, Superman never REALLY spoke that way to Hal. All of that happened in Hal's imagination.

Hal often gets slammed for having a poor imagination, but actually, Superman is a better trash-talker in Hal's imagination than he is during actual altercations:So what kind of stuff goes on in SUPERMAN's imagination? Oh, just stuff like this:Wow. Maybe Hal should be THANKFUL for not having a great imagination. Superman's is ... er ... disturbing, to say the least. Oooh, yes.