Eric Trump® Presents: Trump Winery® ClassyGrape™

Mar 23, 2017

Eric Trump Presents: Trump Winery®. Who knew that plain old Smuckers® jelly grapes could be stomped on by underpaid Mexicans and sold for $50/bottle? Prodigal son Eric did! All Trump® wines** are renowned among really classy people who totally like to party in a super-sophisticated way.

“Wine is a Trump family tradition. When I was, like, nine, Daddy taught me the fundamentals of fermentation: ‘White goes with Blondes. Red goes with Brunettes. And sparkling will get you any kind of pussy you want – even anal!’”