January 9, 2012

(Check out the whole slide show. I don't know if this is funny or sad. I'm definitely nauseated, and I had to check to see if I had a tag for "horrifying." I didn't, and I'm not going to make one for this. I have a threshold of restraint when it comes to creating new tags. But if I'd already had a tag for "horrifying," I'd have added it here. Oddly, I did already have a tag for "bubbles.")

She used to be pretty, now she is "glamorous" -- and looks at least 10 years older. Lessee... the ideal age for a woman is supposed to be half the man's age plus seven, right? So 51/2+7=33. she is simply trying to model the ideal age for her husband!

And if he lives to 85, she inherits at age 51; not a bad retirement plan.

"Now she looks porn." You say this like it's a bad thing. Old age would be so much more dignified and comfortable if all of us in our dotage could have a porn star as a home care attendant. Hugh Hefner should open up a string of Playboy Retirement Homes. I think this could be a real growth industry and would dwarf his Playboy Clubs of the sixties as a source of revenue.

Wow, I have read some jealousy-driven, female-bitchy hit pieces but this one by Joanna Sloame hits the top. Now, check out Ms Sloame:http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&q=joanna+sloame&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g-S2&aql=&oq=&biw=1024&bih=672&sei=3BsLT_aeO42BsgL0rvHqAg

Sorry Freeman, she ain't a kid. Probably hit puberty at 10. 100 year ago she would have had 6 kids by now (four of which survived past two.) Wouldn't have had the boob jobs, but she would have been a good milker. The oldest kid would have been a help around the farm by now. Things are much better now - I guess.

One hundred years ago, she wouldn't have been a kid, but she's definitely a kid today. The vast majority of teenagers in today's American society are extremely immature. It's pathetic that none of the adults around her could be bothered to care about her more.

It's pathetic that none of the adults around her could be bothered to care about her more.

Maybe they do and have zero leverage. As a father, I'm wondering if the predominant emotion I'll have toward one of my daughters, if she grows up into a knockout, is sadness. I suppose it depends on the person she is below skin-deep.