Child actresses grow up, but they don't all do it like Alexa Vega! She was a showbiz veteran when she starred in 2001's Spy Kids, and has grown up to handle some memorably adult roles. Alexa hasn't been shy about sharing her adult bod, either. Her latest bikini photos is just one of many hot TwitPics--and we've got plenty more pics to spy on!

November is Child Safety & Protection Month. I'm constantly amazed at how many straight awful parents there are out there. It leads me to think we should definitely have a test you should pass to have kids. You have to take a test to drive a 3,000 lb weapon that could potentially kill others, and adopting parents have to pass all kinds of tests to take on a kid, so why not birth parents. Yeah, it's totally sci-fi totalitarianism but I don't care. I don't want to see any more of what you're about to see in our humongous gallery of parenting fails.

To be honest, I don't remember my first haircut. But, if I had to guess, I probably cried like a little b*tch. Nowadays, when I get my hair did, the slow hum of the electric razor makes me fall asleep. It's probably why my 'do looks like doo doo. Anyways, while most people might see these pics and say, "awwwww", we're straight up laughing our assess off. We think you'll do the same. Check out the lol pics after the jump.

Sometimes, even Hollywood has to check itself for being too racy or steamy. The MPAA replaced the X-rating with NC-17 (No Children Under 17 Admitted) in 1990 for this reason. With a Rated R movie, you can get into the theaters with your parents or the homeless guy you paid $10 - not so with an NC-17 movie. If you were too young to see these films when they were released in theaters, I've got some homework for you. They're not only really good, but 'visually stimulating.' Check out our list after the jump.

Workout videos are an illustration of the bizarre things we'll do in the name of beauty. With swimsuit season just around the corner, people across the country are especially keen on perfecting their physique. Beach bums physical regimens have nothing on these awesomely strange workout videos.

I like kids and all, but anytime somebody comes up with a plan to scare the ever-living crap out of them, I'm all for it. And so is this dude, who covers his entire body in seaweed and then leaps out when the children come over to investigate what the hell that giant pile of seaweed is. Something tells me they're all wishing they still wore diapers.