If you don’t know who the hell this Micaela Schaefer is, don’t worry about it, I don’t think anybody does, but she might just be the sexiest DJ to ever pretend to spin the turntables. Obviously I don’t know if she’s actually a DJ, she’s probably just some half naked hot chick who finally figured out how to use an iPod, but she’s a half naked hottie walking around a club and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.