TNG Caption This! 286: Power to the Players: The Sequel!

Dix: "Mr. Jones? You don't know me, but I'm Dixon Hill, private investigator. Now, traditionally, we private eyes only work for clients who have explicitly hired us. But in these tough economic times, we've had to start scaring up business on our own. To that purpose, I took it upon myself to take some snapshots of your wife screwing your best friend. Interested?"

LeadHead, are you going to keep this contest up till at least tomorrow? I wanted to do some photoshops, but my week has been rather, let's say, "atypical." Today, I'll have a bit more time. Thanks, Ann Dorian (aka Isis)