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'Teachers’ Day' wrapped on Teachers’ Day

by David Harkness, Morehorror.com

In 1980 you may have been pleasantly mortified by Charles Kaufman’s Mother’s Day. In 1993 people everywhere were mesmerized by a simple weatherman who finds himself living the same day over and over again in Harold Ramis’Groundhog Day. In 1996, July 4th was given a new name in terror when aliens invaded the U.S. in Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day. In 2010 you may have cuddled up to Garry Marshall’s romantic comedy Valentine’s Day, or checked out Chris LaMartina’s President’s Day. In 2013, and for every year after, you will associate the holiday that falls annually on May 7th with the horrors, humor, and startling imagery of a high school educator gone mad in Jared Masters’ Teachers’ Day, a shocking, unexpected to-be hit holiday movie.

It was on May 7th, 2013, on Teachers’ Day, nationwide, that Frolic Pictures announced wrapping principle photography on its latest feature; Teachers’ Day (most of the shots were completed on May 1st, but director Jared Masters wanted to wait until it was actually Teachers’ Day to wrap, not only because it was good press, but mostly because he wanted genuine Teachers’ Day marquee footage of actual high schools in the Los Angeles area, but his lawyer is advising him not to use the footage, because it may put the certain school in a negative light, considering the nature of the film, and it’s already such a sensitive subject with all the news lately). But the good news is; Danika Galindo is in this movie, and after you witness the sheer awestruck, jaw-dropping beauty of the secret pearl of Simi Valley, it will be hard to imagine watching another film without her.

Teachers' Day also happens to be her birthday, which makes sense considering her attributes make up for the perfect Teacher’s Pet. Groove mongrel Nikole Howell is also in this movie, with wits she could can and sell, and mannequins they should be making molds after. Mr. Masters introduces the latest of lovelies Savannah Matlow, a girl who brings not only butter milk biscuits of buxom beauty to the screen, but also pours on the saw-mill gravy of Grande theatrical proportions, in a demanding, action-packed leading role. You can expect Lindsay Lamb to refine what you may call an above-average cinematic experience, as she somehow never misses a beat, with both her scene-stealing performance and startlingly desirable derriere. Charismatic heart throb-action-hero hybrid Bruce Kade may or may not just dunk Courtney Rood’s character to death in an apple bobbing homicide scene, just one of the many ground breaking original kills that with scar your emotion tissue when you see this movie. Yasmine Soofi plays the ideal teen dream, the only girl who shot one day and is still considered a core, a key player, in this not-to-be missed, privilege of a motion picture.

The marketing department at Frolic Pictures, in Hollywood, has been having a challenging experience coming up with new ideas to market this new film, not that they are short on near-future gimmicks (which include the highly anticipated hip hop phenomena Fruit on My Belly single and music video, by Nikole Howell and white, west coast rapper, Sean G. AKA Sean Gibson, who is also the sound mixer, composer, and line producer on this magnificent, roller-coaster of emotions, to be birthed into this digital age, and deliciously registered into the central nervous system of your medulla oblongata). You don’t want to be the only one at the party who hasn’t seen Teachers’ Day, so see Teachers’ Day, coming soon!