Rimmer

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Money Making

December 9, 2003 at 7:22am

I found out that there isn't a patent on gravity so I submitted one. Now, everytime someone falls down, I get royalties. So, I hang around bars a lot, collecting from drunks at the end of the night. The parachuting schools and clubs hate me.

Crikey!

December 8, 2003 at 11:08pm

Steve Irwin dropped in today. He's a nice guy but I wish he wouldn't bring the crocodile with him. The kids are still asking about their missing bunnies and the wife doesn't believe my story about the cat being abducted by aliens.