If you are too scared to click on the link, allow me to summarize the thoughts of the crazy chick who wrote the linked column. She believes that:

1. Intercourse/PIV is always rape. (If you don’t know what PIV stands for, congratulations. You are a normal human being. But from this moment forward, you’re going to always know that PIV stands for penis-in-vagina, because that is how crazy liberal feminist chicks refer to heterosexual sex.)

2. PIV is the “very means through which men oppress” women, from which women are “not allowed to escape.”