Regular viewers of E!’s Red Carpet show are familiar with the ‘Mani-Cam’, a video camera used by celebrities to show off their nails, rings, bracelets, whatever. Ahead of tonight’s Emmy Awards, Heidi Klum used it for a whole different, albeit, equally important purpose. She used it to twerk. We’re so glad she did.

But seriously, did Heidi Klum just invent the twerk cam? I get that she’s an entrepreneur and all but HOW HAVE WE NOT THOUGHT OF THIS GUYS?

Yeah, I don’t know if we can call it twerking. Nothing against her, she’s beyond beautiful, but you gotta toss some quotation marks around that word. She’s making the motion, sure, but not really doing it.

It’s not her fault, really, it’s like blaming her for not being a hot asian.

That Vine is titled “Klums Anaconda!” People, the “anaconda” you’ve been hearing since Sir Mix-a-lot and now via Nikki Minaj is in reference to an enormous black penis. Because the anaconda is a huge snake. It isn’t an insane metaphor for a womans ass. The more you know