Katy Perry’s a nun now

Despite living in sin with Russell Brand, using a homosexual to launch her secular music career and generally being an all-around tit parade, Katy Perry has decided to take issue with the Catholic imagery in Lady GaGa’s “Alejandro” video. Via Twitter:

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.

I actually read Russell Brand’s interview in the latest Rolling Stone where he reveals the one time Katy Perry got mad at him was when he yelled the following at anti-gay protestors outside the Grammys:

‘Oi! You don’t know Jesus! I know Jesus, I’ve just been sucking his cock!”

I don’t know if that’s relevant to this post or not, but I felt I should say something besides my initial reaction of “Ain’t nothin’ hypocritical ’bout them titties” followed by intense monitor motorboating. (Can we get a squeegee over here?)