Spruce Mouthman

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Visitor Messages

how dare you speak to ry ry that way you fucking faggot. what have you done for this world other than eat cheetos and shotgun mountain dew while playing lego star wars you jelly c0cked nancy? i'm gonna hack your computer so hard and find all your gay porn and show it to your mom n dad and they're going to have to accept you for who you are, and hopefully they do and then you can marry the man you always wanted to. go and tell that, homeboy.

I met a woman online and we got along really splendidly. We traded pictures, and I knew she was "large," but her pictures did not reveal how large she actually is. I met her, and I think big girls are sexy, and she wasn't too big, so we had a good time and we are dating now.

How can I cope with being embarrassed around my friends because my GF is fat? I'm skinny, too, so that doesn't help. How can I introduce her to my co-workers - she is fat!

I'm torn between my like of this woman and my fat-fetish, and my concern for my reputation and social standing.

Look faggot. I'm not playing little homo games with you anymore. You message me again on this bullshit and I'm going to jam my underbusiness right into your bootyhole. It's not huge, it's just over the line between 'average' and 'big'. I'd say about 7/ 1/2 inches. It's not like crazy wide, kind of like from pinky to middle finger across; but it's tall. I have a really tall can of beans. If you don't want to find out anymore about it I suggest you shut your fkkn gabber.