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Happy Holidays

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for aunique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has justwhat he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that singsChristmas carols.

He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The managrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be muchfor singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into hispocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighterand holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet startssinging; "Silent Night, Holy Night."

The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities andwatches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's rightfoot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way."

The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husbandrushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderfulgift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot'sspecial talent.

Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and thebird sings "Silent Night."He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose around of "Jingle Bells."

The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legsinstead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!