"Ocean Avenue"

"The Random Parody"

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There are days where I’d like a kangarooDo nothing but sit and stare at glueName my house Irene and go right insideStaying indoors and flying a kiteColoring all night

Take a pregnancy test and try not to cheatDraw smiley faces on my neighbors feetPaint my toenails green, and drink month old SpriteCrazy all day, I’m random all nightRandom all the time

I bet that you would think this is annoyingThat a life like this is far from boringAnd I’ll tell you that it’s just a regular day

Dress like Batman and go climb a treeAnd I yell loudly at everything I seeWhen I sleep, I dream about apple pie,It’s not make believe, it’s my real lifeRandom all the time

I bet that you would think this is annoyingThat a life like this is far from boringI wish that I could stay like this foreverAnd I’ll tell you that it’s just a regular day

Walking around with just squinted eyesStare and the moon and say “It’s too bright”I’m gonna go streaking tonight,Right here,Right now.Have Halloween on the Fourth of JulyWalk into a room and just yell “Goodbye”Show everyone my new spider biteRight here, right now

I bet that you would think this is annoyingThat a life like this is far from boringI wish that I could stay like this foreverAnd I’ll tell you that it’s just a regular day

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My Lord Abbott, I like your random days, Sir! I grant thee the Cabo-One!! award for true randomness! very "stream of Consciousness" style, of which I am so fond.PS: but how can you "cheat" using EPT test strips??