Girls say that to me all the time when they are playing with mine and it's not hard yet. I just say "play with it get it hard" then push their fucking mouth towards it and bam, blow job. This is when a girl actually see's my dick but in a club if a girl grabs your limp dick of course it's gonna be small dude unless your constantly walking around with a bonor.

Steve-o from Jackass is who you should take inspiration off. I watched some program and he runs around fucking all these women and finds it, literally, fucking hilarious that he is fucking all these girls with a tiny dick.

He knows his dick is small, but he fully embraces it and finds it extra funny when he bangs chicks. Literally know one could rip him for having a small one, it would be impossible to get him emotionally on the subject. My friend has a small one, and he literally has pride in getting it out and waving it around to people as if it were a 10 incher. Hats off to him.