The Fuckin' Boneshakers "MCMXCV Masterbation Sessions" 12"

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"Jesus. The Fuckin' Boneshakers make The Mummies sound like they studied at Julliard. To call this album lo-fi would be polite; this thing's a sloppy, trebly mess - there might be a bass in there, but if so I can't hear it. If Bradley from Almighty Do Me A Favor filled up a pair of Hasil Adkins’s boots with moonshine and drank ‘em both, decided to play a set one-handed, and someone recorded it with a Strawberry Shortcake tapedeck down the street, it’d sound pretty similar to this. It’s rough, to say the least—not even mentioning the fact that there are apparently three people in this band. To their credit, there’s a certain authenticity to this album as well—there seems to be very little posturing here. The recording’s in the red and bright as hell, and yes, they sound like the Cramps trying to do “Surfing Bird” with their hands glued to their pelvises, but I’ll freely admit they also sound like they’re having a fucking blast." –Kurt Morris (Razorcake)