I believed the first one for a second. I was like what in the heck is a penis sharpener? and why are they trying to sharpen their penis?

It took a few seconds of staring to get it. (Before I read the rest of the post)

It’s stupid people like Jesse who hate Obama but don’t actually know anything about him except for what they hear on the news. It’s people like Jesse who spread the lies and misconceptions and stupidity because they don’t know any better. People like Jesse also believe everything they hear on the news.

Are contractions not taught in America? Or when not to use a contraction? Maleah, it’s “whose” not “who’s.”

I think I can speak for most woman when I say I’m glad mofo doesn’t have a sharp pork sword. Quite the imagery with the: “massive deflating spunk balloons…” though. (I took the liberty of pluralizing your balloons properly, I hope you don’t mind.)