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Watch out for those stairs, bro.

Yes, I know I have a picture of a cake on my profile, and yes, I know what it refers to. Don't be redundant, folks.

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!

Everything I say is sarcastic. And a lie.

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I told you, dawg!

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Up and coming moderator

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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