4. If Jesus came back and Trump picked him for US Supreme Court Justice Lefty would

be against him. For instance - he hung out with prostitutes so he must have been up to something. He lost his temper with the money changers in the temple and so he hasn't got the temperament. He turned water into wine. I could go on and on.

9. If you wanna impress me

11. For whatever reason, and I'm not sure why,

my single malt days are in the past.

Yet I have fond memories of a two-month-long consulting assignment back in the 1990's where at the insistence of the department head we ended up at this fantastic little pub where they must have had 60+ singles on 'tap'. They even had a map which showed soil, elevation and weather characteristics of the particular regions for each one.

To this day I'm totally confounded as to how I made it back to the office by 8am the next day, especially when adding in the shall we say 'friendly' demeanor of their female clientele!

22. Reminds me of the drive I take every now and then from Santa Fe to Taos.

f you're not familiar with it there's a town along the route by the name of Espanola, which bills itself as the lowrider capital of the world. It certainly would be on a per capita basis, they're everywhere. Especially fun if you happen to go through on a Friday evening, we pulled off to the side one time and spent 20 minutes just watching them drive up and down the street.

23. I know it very well.

Been years since I made it up to ski Taos, but I was just thinking last month about Big Dawgs Chuck Wagon..
Best green huevos rancheros ever... We always hit them up while heading up to do some skiing or taking the long way to Angel Fire...

20. I am constantly amazed at the diversity of our underwater creatures.

They are without a doubt the most unusual lifeforms (except perhaps for those bugs that apparently embed themselves in our linens and resemble elephants) around.

We recently visited Australia/New Zealand and had a day of snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef (my one regret is that I never had a interest in diving, which would have allowed for a to die for experience). We still encountered some interesting sea creatures, however I must say they didn't compare to what some say is the world's ugliest... and who just so happens to have a presence there (although as it lives at 4,000 feet only a few have experienced it first hand).

I present to you the blobfish. (any resemblance to Trump is a coincidence)