11. This drink-driving woman from Manchester is angry because Ray, a mystery Bulgarian, spiked her drink.

“Barbara McClean, 52, was arrested after her Nissan Note was found perched on top of a garden fence in Clayton, east Manchester. A blood test showed she had 134 micrograms of alcohol in 100ml of blood compared to the legal limit of 80,” the MEN reported.

Strangely the judge didn’t accept her version of events.

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12. This mum from Gorelston near Great Yarmouth is OUTRAGED because JLS appeared on condoms.