"You want to be me? Well then, you're welcome to try. All you need to do is first tame that Squirtle with nothing but your fists and rock hard guts. Nope, you're not done yet. Make Brock bleed. Make Misty moan. Let Surge know the true meaning of shock and make Erika cry your name. Get Sabrina on all fours. Use Koga as a doormat; Blaine your own personal bonfire and Giovanni to bow down like the pawn he is."

"The Elite Four tremble for me. Lance himself books a ticket to Johto every time I set foot into Victory Road. Blue abdicates the throne of Champion the moment he sees me throw out a Caterpie. So I ask you again, faker, you want to be me?"