....(well, right about that time peopleA fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )And he started into whippin on my favorite baby sealWith a lead-filled snowshoe).....

....That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent downAnd I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generousMitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snowCrystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorousCircular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destinedTo take the place of the mudshark in your mythologyHere it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!.....