In
the recent 2005 Durex
Global Sex Survey, Malaysians overwhelmingly picked the toilet as the
preferred place for shagging outside a bedroom. In view of this prevalent practice,
Dua Sen presents the definitive
guide to toilet bonking...

Precautions: Due to the
foul smell in most of our public toilets, it is advisable to SKIP foreplay.
Bring along an aerosol can of air freshener and flush BEFORE sex.  KEEP
handbag safely around neck as snatch thieves strike from adjacent cubicles. 
Most of the cheap porcelain break easily, so go EASY on the acrobatics.
Some toilets/cubicles come with built-in urinals. They usually stink. DO NOT push
your partner's head in that direction.

Positions:
While most (understandably) prefer an oral quickie, many copulating positions
are possible depending on your dexterity and state of desperation...