One for the hymn book, here's something to the tune of "Jerusalem," which will be familiar to most people from Britain or its former colonies. It can easily be modified to encompass other nationalities by replacing "England's" with "These(/this) our".

The Stripper Firm

And did his sauce in ancient time
Flow upon Englandâ€™s mountainâ€™s green?
And were the holy ones of God
In pirate vessels often seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon the midgitâ€™s hills?
And was the stripper firm buildâ€™ed here,
Where evolution spreads its ills?