I can’t imagine how the letter to Uncle Ben’s rice is gonna go. “I was an idiot and dropped my phone in the toilet. Upon the advice of all my friends I buried the phone, still dripping wet in piss, into the rice. Well now all my rice has piss on it. Please refund me my money for that rice and do a better job putting a warning on your boxes telling idiots like me to not dunk piss laden phones into the rice. I will expect a full apology from you, as well. Thank you. Signed, The idiot”