*UPDATE* – Not cool, Science

News this morning that hundreds of new animals species have been found on Australian reefs, including brilliant soft corals and tiny crustaceans, provides further ample evidence (like any was needed) that Science simply refuses to get its collective act together.

This is not okay.

Yet again, Science has created more trouble for everyone by finding more inconsequential species about which nobody will ever need to know.

Scientists the world over owe the world an apology, as well as a promise to get back to the important work of keeping tabs on Great White Sharks.