The first battle was held on a [[bird]] [[bath]] next to the [[house]] of Miss Petunia Collins, a charming pediatric gynachologist who [[love]]d collecting stamps and knitting, on March 2, 1743. At 6:00 in the morning, 75 chipmunks and 35 squirrels met at the bird bath. At 6:03 and 45 seconds, just as the military leaders had done the customary bow to one another and the referee had flipped the [[coin]], they were all scared away by a "small but ferocious looking chickadee", states Private Snickers. He continued to say, "we could have taken him, we just didn't want to..."

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The first battle was held on a [[bird]] [[bath]] next to the [[house]] of Miss Petunia Collins, a charming pediatric gynachologist who [[love]]d collecting stamps and knitting, on March 2, 1743. At 6:00 in the morning, 75 chipmunks and 35 squirrels met at the bird bath. At 6:03 and 45 seconds, just as the military leaders had done the customary bow to one another and the referee had flipped the [[coin]], they were all scared away by a "small but ferocious looking chickadee", states Private Snickers. He continued to say, "we could have taken him, we just didn't want to..."

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==War Continues==

==War Continues==

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==The Tragic Conclusion==

==The Tragic Conclusion==

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The third and final battle was fought on the great old [[cherry]] [[tree]] that once had been common ground, and had even, in times of [[peace]], been the site of a popular shopping center. Sadly, as the [[fight]] was about to start, an "immature punk named [[Cesar Garcia]]" decided he wanted to try out his new [[saw]] and proceeded to [[cut]] down the [[tree]] despite the soldiers cries of mercy. He was later questioned about his actions; he responded "How am I supposes to understand what 'Help!' sounds like in chipmunk?" Although the punk claimed that he "could not tell [[a]] [[lie]]", the victims' [[family]] members doubt the validity of his claims of innocence to the [[squirrel]]s' and chipmunks' plight, and legal proceedings are underway. The only survivors of the great axing were two chipmunks and one half-[[dead]] squrrel. Butthosetwochipmunkswerescaredy-[[cat]]s(Orisit that they were scared of the catswho had began investigating the carnage? [[History]] is vague here...)and promptly ran away, making the [[squirrel]]s the victors.

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The third and final battle was fought on the great old [[cherry]] [[tree]] that once had been common ground, and had even, in times of [[peace]], been the site of a popular shopping center. Sadly, as the [[fight]] was about to start, an "immature punk named [[Cesar Garcia]]" decided he wanted to try out his new [[saw]] and proceeded to [[cut]] down the [[tree]] despite the soldiers cries of mercy. He was later questioned about his actions; he responded "How am I supposes to understand what 'Help!' sounds like in chipmunk?" Although the punk claimed that he "could not tell [[a]] [[lie]]", the victims' [[family]] members doubt the validity of his claims of innocence to the [[squirrel]]s' and chipmunks' plight, and legal proceedings are underway. The only survivors of the great axing were two chipmunks and one half-[[dead]] squirrel. Thesquirrelthenwashitbyacarleaving the chipmunksas the victors.

The great [[war]] ended at 6:47, even though the public and the majority of the press had [[lost]] interest by 6:00 and 42 seconds.

The great [[war]] ended at 6:47, even though the public and the majority of the press had [[lost]] interest by 6:00 and 42 seconds.

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==Or Is It?==

==Or Is It?==

Recent rumors of the deveopment of a new breed of super squirrel called a [[List of weapons that don't exist, but should|peruvian nerve squirrel]] by Kushan, [[Galactic conquest]]'s leading mad scientist, have sparked an arms race between the forces of squirrel and chipmunk. It is believed that the chipmunks are developing Nukular Bombs, but since the UN can't find weapons inspector's small enough to investigate, no one knows for sure.

Recent rumors of the deveopment of a new breed of super squirrel called a [[List of weapons that don't exist, but should|peruvian nerve squirrel]] by Kushan, [[Galactic conquest]]'s leading mad scientist, have sparked an arms race between the forces of squirrel and chipmunk. It is believed that the chipmunks are developing Nukular Bombs, but since the UN can't find weapons inspector's small enough to investigate, no one knows for sure.

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Dolphin Uprising

Date: March 1743

Place: Some dirty shithole

Outcome: A bunch of varmints die

Squirrels

Chipmunks

Commanders

Some Squirrel

Some Chipmunk

Strength

10,000,000

17,000,000

Casualties

1,547,254 KIA

4,977,566 KIA

The great squirrel-chipmunk war was sparked by the increasingly growing population of squirrels in Deerfield during the time of 1743. These squirrels, who held nightly bacchanals, soon disturbed the previously peaceful, nurturing neighborhood that had been established by the chipmunks. The resident chipmunks, alarmed by the wild, raucous behavior exhibited by the squirrels, soon organized social action groups and committees which would later serve as the models for human revolutionary groups such as the 1st Continental Congress in America.

Many attempts to keep the peace were led by famous chipmunk rights activist Cashew McNutterbutter, such as the 300footmarch. Considering how difficult it is to keep the interest of hundreds of chipmunks for more then 12seconds, this distance is truly remarkable. However, despite efforts such as these, the bulk of the population wanted a war, and with the help of General Chuby-Cheeks, this was made possible.

The first battle was held on a birdbath next to the house of Miss Petunia Collins, a charming pediatric gynachologist who loved collecting stamps and knitting, on March 2, 1743. At 6:00 in the morning, 75 chipmunks and 35 squirrels met at the bird bath. At 6:03 and 45 seconds, just as the military leaders had done the customary bow to one another and the referee had flipped the coin, they were all scared away by a "small but ferocious looking chickadee", states Private Snickers. He continued to say, "we could have taken him, we just didn't want to..."

The third and final battle was fought on the great old cherrytree that once had been common ground, and had even, in times of peace, been the site of a popular shopping center. Sadly, as the fight was about to start, an "immature punk named Cesar Garcia" decided he wanted to try out his new saw and proceeded to cut down the tree despite the soldiers cries of mercy. He was later questioned about his actions; he responded "How am I supposes to understand what 'Help!' sounds like in chipmunk?" Although the punk claimed that he "could not tell alie", the victims' family members doubt the validity of his claims of innocence to the squirrels' and chipmunks' plight, and legal proceedings are underway. The only survivors of the great axing were two chipmunks and one half-dead squirrel. The squirrel then was hit by a car leaving the chipmunks as the victors.
The great war ended at 6:47, even though the public and the majority of the press had lost interest by 6:00 and 42 seconds.

Recent rumors of the deveopment of a new breed of super squirrel called a peruvian nerve squirrel by Kushan, Galactic conquest's leading mad scientist, have sparked an arms race between the forces of squirrel and chipmunk. It is believed that the chipmunks are developing Nukular Bombs, but since the UN can't find weapons inspector's small enough to investigate, no one knows for sure.