BTW, we know Matt Clement ain’t the most attractive guy in the universe [not like that pretty-boy Gregg Zaun, that’s for sure]. But when did he start looking like Harry Dean Stanton? Seriously, could redsox.com have found a worse photograph of The Emancipator to adorn their site today? Christ, it’s almost as if they flew in some specialists from Zurich to ensure that the guy’s single worst expression of the evening was captured for posterity. Absolutely horrifying.