We love the internet. We'd marry it if we could. It feeds us cat videos in the office, lets us stalk our friends on the train, and allows us to order cheese-in-a-can from the other side of the world at 3am.

It's also home to a selection of hilarious Amazon reviews for products so ridiculous that they deserve each and every word of the sarcasm-laced reviews they're subjected to.

Here are some of our favourites:

The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China

8 of the most hilarious Amazon reviews we’ve ever seen

8 of the most hilarious Amazon reviews we’ve ever seen

This riveting book addresses a question that's plagued us for as long as we can remember. Namely; just how popular will wooden toilet seats be in China?

Will they be shunned for their plastic counterparts? Will they be burned for wood? Will they be rejected after a pandemic of splinter-ridden backsides? This in-depth tome covers it all, from every angle imaginable.

BIC For Her: Medium Ballpoint Pen

Ever since our cat Professor Tibbles started playing with this pen, his aggressive behaviour has all but disappeared.

No longer does he claw at our faces while we’re trying to enjoy our lunchtime tuna sandwich, and he’s no longer marking his territory on our office couch. He can even make cupcakes now. With sprinkles and everything.

Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

8 of the most hilarious Amazon reviews we’ve ever seen

8 of the most hilarious Amazon reviews we’ve ever seen

High-quality copper wire. A rounded plug lever on the connector to prevent bending or breaking. Designed to eliminate adverse effects from vibration. This cable has it all. We’d marry it if we could, but those damn conservatives have yet to pass the human-cable marriage law. Those uptight, backwards…