Math Vacation

Not much activity at MJ4MF recently. The family was on vacation for the past 10 days, and I’m happy to report that I was able to avoid my computer for the entire trip. It was hard, though, as I am slightly addicted…

Is it better to have a wife or a mistress? Both. Your wife thinks you’re with your mistress, your mistress thinks you’re with your wife, and the whole time you can be alone with your computer.

The following is a true story from our vacation. At one of our stops, my twin sons and I entered a toilet stall that was huge. It’s typical for my sons to urinate in the same toilet at the same time, but because this particular stall was so huge, I decided to join them. (The family that sprays together stays together, right?) As we were taking care of business, Eli said, “Three people making pee-pee!”

Upon hearing this, Alex asked, “That’s hexa-pee, right, daddy?”

God love ’em.

And finally, a math joke from an activity book that Eli was doing on the plane.

Six is about to enter a party, but notices over his shoulder that Five is coming up the sidewalk. So Six holds the door open for Five and says, “After you.”

About MJ4MF

The Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks blog is an online extension to the book Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks. The blog contains jokes submitted by readers, new jokes discovered by the author, details about speaking appearances and workshops, and other random bits of information that might be interesting to the strange folks who like math jokes.