Sad News: Froot Loops Are All The Same Flavor

We took Toucan Sam’s advice and followed our noses — straight to deception!

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Not long ago we learned the ugly truth about Cap’n Crunch — he’s a commander who has impersonated a captain all these years. How Crunch has not been placed in a brig for eternity is another discussion.

But today we learned something equally as awful. Turns out, Toucan Sam has been shilling for a bunch of liars at Kellogg’s. Fruit Loops cereal — the hoop-shaped sugary Os that have helped countless kids discover tooth decay since its debut in 1962 — are ALL THE SAME FLAVOR.

That’s right. The red, orange, yellow, green, purple, and blue you see on the cereal box are actually just one flavor — “Froot.” So what the hell is “froot?” A lab-created “blend of fruit flavors,” according to Wikipedia. And Wikipedia is never wrong.