The Top 20 Rudest Secret Santa Gifts

It’s that time of the year again, Dawn from Accounts has brought around the tinsel brimmed hat and the present hunting begins. That’s right, we’re talking about Secret Santa. This year, why not get tongues wagging with a seriously rude and inappropriate gift for your lucky recipient? And, the best part is that they’ll never know it was you. You cheeky little elf.

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Willy Cap - £8.99

Whether they're a real fashionista who needs brought down a peg or two, or just a bit of a d**khead – the willy cap says it all.

Willy Toothbrush - £1.99

Willy Hot Water Bottle - £9.99

This one is number one for a reason. *Drum roll please*. Literally the hottest thing she’s taken to bed with her in years, the willy hot water bottle is the ultimate rudest Secret Santa present. Offset by the pastel pink public hair, this tiny pecker will keep her company all night long.

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