Blockchain based trading cards are all the rage, with one estimate placing the transaction value of ethereum games at $10 million a day. While the vast majority of these games are derivative and ephemeral, that’s not to say they can’t provide short-term entertainment. The latest addition to the Crypto Kitties stable is Crypto All Stars, which promises to bring all your “favorite Twitter shitposters” to the blockchain.

Pyramid Scheme Meets Proof of Ego

This week’s must-have blockchain game is next week’s relic, so the odds ofCrypto All Starsstanding the test of time seem remote. In the here and now though it’s a shameless but amusing take on the meme birthed by Crypto Kitties back in December. The project of Twitter traderCrypto Randy Marsh(who naturally includes himself as one of the cards), the game features many of the cryptoverse’s loudest luminaries including Crypto Cobain, Bitfinexed, and Ari Paul. Thanks to their desire not to be usurped by their peers, many of the “celebs” have already bought their own cards several times over.

There are many ways to make money in the cryptosphere, and appealing to traders’ natural vanity is a clever ploy. For the proles who don’t possess these “legendary” shitposters’ follower count or portfolio, there’s the satisfaction of at least getting to own one of the Crypto All Stars’ unique contracts…until the next sucker buys it off you at least. The prospect of witnessing crypto OGs slapping down $10,000 of ETH at a time to prove they’re the whales they purport to be is strangely satisfying.

For “players” who feel that 5 ETH forThe Crypto Dog(avatar: a dog wearing sunglasses) is a tad pricey, there are cheaper bargains to be had in Ether Tulips, Crypto Kitties, Crypto Titties, Tron Dogs, and many more blockchain trading games.Open Seamarketplace has thousands of the virtual cards for sale. Ether Tulips is about to launchplayer battles, while strategic card based MMONeon Districtis launching soon. Given the amount of ether wasted weekly in ICO exit scams andpyramid schemes, games like Crypto All Stars are arguably one of the better uses for the ethereum network.

What’s your favorite crypto trading game, or would you rather not waste your ether? Let us know in the comments section below.

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