Ivey and engineering
at odds over graduate ringEngineers upset over the precious

The introduction of a ring for graduates of the Richard Ivey
School of Business has created quite a stir within the faculty
of engineering, which historically has their own ceremonial
ring given to graduates.

NHL crackdown needed
after vicious hit: critics

It was the punch heard across the country. Monday night’s
National Hockey League game between the Colorado Avalanche
and The Vancouver Canucks involved an incident in which Vancouver
power-forward Todd Bertuzzi inflicted one of the ugliest acts
in NHL history.

By-elections uglier,
political experts say

Federal nomination battles always produce plenty of bubbling
rhetoric, but an upcoming election has upped the ante, with
MP-wannabes pulling out all the stops to get a comfy seat in
Parliament.

Marlon Brando’s
belly button and the Mid East

Marshall
Law

In the big scheme of things,
I’m a pretty insignificant guy. I wake up when my alarm
clock says so, I go to work and write about other people, and
then I drink, only to be told to stop drinking and leave the
establishment at the early time of 2 a.m..

Viagra doesn’t
work on women

Viagra, the drug being blamed for the revival of venereal diseases
among Florida’s retirement population, has been found ineffective
in the treatment of female sexual arousal disorder (FSAD).

Stabbing shakes up
U of Alberta

Edmonton police are investigating the stabbing of a student
on the University of Alberta campus.