All Posts Tagged With: "masturbation"

I’ve mentioned it before in passing, but decided that the time had finally come to devote an entire blog to the fact that the only orgasms I’ve ever had have come from my vibrator. Although really, that should be plural because I’ve worn out a few over the years!

When Lance is away, Honey will play! The BF is out at a cigar bar with a friend but once he gets back Honey’s Sextacular Birthday Weekend will begin…I’ve already had one orgasm this afternoon to get the juices flowin’ so I’m ready for him when he gets home.

I personally am hoping for at least one more round in the pool and another with the camera…plus yesterday I was leaving for work and he was still in bed…hard and not wanting me to leave…so I would like some good old fashioned morning sex as well. It’s been too long. I tried to jump his bones when he got home from work that night because I was still so titillated from that morning, but he was starving so we ate dinner first and then I fell asleep on the couch. Damn job, still cockblocking me. Continued

As Lance says here, the perfect date is indeed a blog-worthy subject. I’ve been on many first dates myself (in fact, that was practically all I used to go on) and while I have to agree with Dadshouse that most online daters aren’t terribly original when it comes to first dates, I thought I’d put in my two cents as part of my entry for his First-Date Contest.

I have to agree with Lance that what makes a first date stand out isn’t typically the venue, it’s something electrifying about the company that you’re with. However, it’s hard to be electrified if you don’t craft the scenario at least a little bit to your liking. The anticipation begins before the date. Obviously my best first date in theory was with the BF, since it led to our fantastic relationship. And there were good things and bad things about it–so here I’ll list the good things and the bad, thereby serving as an object lesson in what to do and what not to do, simultaneously. Continued