Adoptions have gone up 600% since the epidemic of vagina dentata began.

Did you know that the proper EMT response to a prolapsed uterus is to make a gloved fist and shove the uterus and your fist itself up the vagina? Also, once you've done that, you're stuck in that position until you get to the hospital!

My vagina is beautiful!

That is not art. That is a vagina dentata.

That is not art. That is a vagina with teeth.

The penis entered the vagina.

The vagina is a muscular tube.

The vagina meets the external organs at the vulva.

To avoid injury or discomfort, be sure that the vagina is lubricated before intercourse.