Family Affair

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When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy, until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.

Live and Let Fry

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When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

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A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial "eureka!" moment when they think of the world's next game-changing business opportunity: male stripper shoes.

Finger Lenting Good

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Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the "perfect bosom" on which to place it.

The Big Bang Theory

The Zarnecki Incursion

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When Sheldon has his World of <i>Warcraft</i> account hacked and his character stolen, the guys team up to discover who did it. Meanwhile, Bernadette and Amy try to help Penny deal with Leonard's continuing relationship with Priya.

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?

A Short Story and A Tall Tale

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Cleveland and Donna score tickets to an all-star basketball game in Los Angles, but they soon get into trouble when Cleveland gets drunk and insults the players, who decide to teach him a lesson in manners.

The Blue and the Gray and the Brown

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After Cleveland fights to save the town's drive-in movie theater, his efforts to preserve the town's history is noticed by the Stoolbend Preservation Society and he is invited to attend a private dinner party at the home of the great-great-grandson of the town's founding father.

The Way the Cookie Crumbles

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When Cleveland sees all of his childhood possessions around town, he learns that his parents, Freight Train and Cookie, have been selling his stuff to get money after being scammed out of their life savings.

To Live and Die in VA

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When Lester invests in Cleveland's beer truck business and loses his life savings, he is so upset that he decides to take his own life, or does he? Meanwhile, Rallo is tired of getting his hair cut by his mom and opens his own barbershop in the kitchen.

The Essence of Cleveland

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When Cleveland is reunited with his former high school classmate, Fatty Patty, who is now skinny, beautiful and still has a crush on Cleveland, Donna becomes extremely jealous and wary of Patty's motives for wanting to be friends with Cleveland.

Clipped

Pilot

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When barber/aspiring professional baseball player A.J. Salerno (Mike Castle) gets a phone call from a sports agent wanting to meet with him, he tells his co-worker Danni (Ashley Tisdale) that this is the big break he's been waiting for, and his barber days will soon be behind him. Meanwhile, the owner of the barbershop, Ben (Ryan Pinkston), is determined to fire one of his employees -- Buzzy (George Wendt), Mo (Matt Cook), Joy (Lauren Lapkus), or Charmaine (Diona Reasonova) -- to avoid paying an insurance premium increase.

Dreamers

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Danni advises A.J. to give up on his dream of being a ball player, while A.J. inspires Danni to pursue her passion as a singer. Meanwhile, Joy's involvement in an AIDS Walk brings up the issue of charity, and just how cheap Ben can be.

Go Below

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Ben is embarrassed after a one-night stand with Rita Doyle, considering her to be a "go-below." He's offended to find out that Rita is the one who thinks he is below her stature. Meanwhile, Danni is suspicious that a Spanish class that A.J. and Charmaine are taking together might be something more.

Wi-Fi

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The girls are upset that Ben won't pay for the barbershop to have wi-fi, so they go to great lengths to get the wi-fi password from the tattoo parlor next door. Mo spills the beans to the gang that Ben is being peed on in the shower at the gym by somebody he considers a friend, and A.J. decides to do something about it.

The Gambler

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When the guys learn that Buzzy is gambling with the money he'd set aside for his mother's medication, A.J. and Mo decide to lose a poker game to him on purpose, but it isn't as easy to convince Ben to do the right thing. Danni, Charmaine, and Joy make up the Doyle Sisters for a wedding and discuss what makes for a strong marriage, which causes Joy questions her relationship with Bart.

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Friends

The One With The Embryos

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Phoebe goes to the hospital to get fertilized with Frank and Alice's embryo. Because Frank and Alice can only afford to pay for the one session with the doctor, they decide to up their chances by implanting all five embryos. Feeling the pressure to conceive, Phoebe spends the rest of the day with her legs in the air. That night, a pregnancy test confirms that Phoebe is indeed expecting. Meanwhile, the guys challenge the girls to a trivia contest where the subject matter is ... each other. With the game tied, Monica ups the stakes by betting and losing their apartment to the guys.

The One With The Invitation

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When sending out the invitations for their wedding, Emily questions Ross' notion of including Rachel-, after all, won't it be awkward for the ex-lovers? While reminiscing about his past with Rachel (with help from clips), Ross concludes that he must invite her - she's been a huge part of his fife. When everyone receives their invitation, Phoebe begins to feel a bit left because she's too pregnant to fly anywhere. Rachel uses Phoebe's pregnancy as an excuse for her to stay home, too _ Phoebe may need her help. When Monica confronts her about the real reason she won't go, Rachel confesses that it would be too painful to watch Ross get married. Monica sympathizes with her friend, but encourages Rachel not to be too hasty in making her decision. After reminiscing about her past with Ross (with help from clips), Rachel @y decides against going to the wedding.

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever

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When a disappointed Joey finds out that Ross chose Chandler to be his best man again, Chandler quickly makes up for it by telling Joey that he can be his best man when he gets married. Ross is shocked and upset to hear the after asking Chandler twice to stand by his side, now Joey gets to be his best man?! Ross revokes his offer to Chandler and asks a thrilled Joey to do the honors this time around. Chandler, who was just trying to make the best of an awkward moment, is crushed. Later, at the bachelor party, Joey hits it off with the stripper and wakes up in the morning, alone, to find that the wedding ring Ross had entrusted him with is missing. As it turns out, the stripper didn't take the ring at all ... the duck ate it. A humiliated Joey decides that he is no longer worthy of being Ross' best man and offer's the job back to Chandler. After the two go back and forth about who should be the best man, Ross resolves everything by asking them both to do the job. The guys share a tearful moment or heart-felt friendship ... and then call each other babies. Meanwhile, Phoebe's been a little...a lot on edge lately thanks to her hormones raging from the pregnancy. The girls do everything they can to make her happy, but just about any little thing sets Phoebe off. When Monica and Rachel throw her a baby shower,' Phoebe can't help but feel sad about not getting to raise the triplets. After the girls remind her that she gets to be "Cool Aunt Phoebe" who never has to worry about scolding the kids and having them hate her for it, Phoebe realizes that everything will work out great.

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)

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The wedding is off to a rocky start - both the flowers and the food aren't turning out exactly as planned. But, when Ross and Emily discover that the church where they were supposed to get married has been prematurely demolished, Emily really freaks out. In an attempt to calm her down, Monica suggests to Emily that she and Ross postpone the wedding so that they can take their time and do things right. When Emily confronts Ross with the idea, he loses it and gives her an ultimatum: now or never. Shocked that her fiance would even say such a thing, Emily walks out on Ross and calls the wedding off. Later, Ross rinds Emily perched upon the rubble of the church. He apologizes for his harsh words, and promises her that he'll wait forever for her as long as they can be together. In the end, Ross and Emily decide to go through with the marriage at the church ... or atop whatever is left of it. Meanwhile, Joey has a blast touring London...that is until he suddenly becomes home sick. While admitting her guilt for missing Ross' wedding, Rachel declares her love for Ross to an already aware Phoebe ... who then proceeds to inform Rachel that everyone knows she's still in love with Ross. When Rachel decides to fly to London to profess her undying love, Phoebe begs her not to go and selfishly ruin Ross' wedding ... to no avail. To be continued...

The One With Ross's Wedding Part 2

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Phoebe frantically attempts to track down her friends to warn them that Rachel is on her way to disrupt the ceremony. When she finally reaches Joey, he alerts the others and they all take turns watching for Rachel at the church. When Joey can't help himself and ends up making out with a bridesmaid (who also happens to cure his home sickness), Rachel sneaks by everyone and approaches the very loving, very intimate couple. Upon realizing how happy and truly in love Ross is, Rachel takes the high road and congratulates the soon-to-be newlyweds instead of admitting her feelings. Finally, while exchanging vows with Emily, Ross makes the enormous mistake of uttering "I take thee Rachel." The church is silenced in horror! Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler have a little too much to drink at the rehearsal dinner and wind up sleeping together. To be continued...

The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song

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Ross makes Emma laugh for the first time, by singing "Baby Got Back," which offends Rachel (until she finds she can't make Emma laugh any other way). Joey contemplates investing in an Emu farm, but Monica says he should invest in real estate, and suggests her ex-boyfriend Richard's apartment, which is up for sale. While Joey and Chandler look over Richard's apartment, Chandler finds (and steals) a video tape with Monica's name on it, worried about what might be on it. Chandler confirms that it's a sex tape, and Monica tries to calm him down, until she realizes that it's not her on the tape; then she's upset that Richard taped over her. Phoebe goes to dinner at Mike's parents place, and makes a terrible impression; but learns that Mike loves her.

The Stall

The Sponge

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While sponsoring Kramer for an AIDS Walk, Jerry spots the name of an old college classmate on the sign-up sheet. Over Elaine's objections, he copies down Lena Small's phone number and calls her for a date. Worried that Lena would mind, Jerry then keeps secret just how he got the number until he's forced to tell George in confidence.

The Comeback

The Label Maker

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Jerry gives two Super Bowl tickets to Tim Whatley because he is in the Drake's wedding on Super Bowl Sunday. Tim asks Newman to go to the Super Bowl but then takes the ticket back to ask Elaine. Tim sends Jerry a label maker to thank him but Elaine suspects it is the same label maker she gave to Tim as a gift. George is excited to see his girlfriend Bonnie's apartment but quickly becomes disappointed when he meets her male roommate, Scott, who looks just like him. Kramer and Newman become obsessed with playing the game of world domination, Risk.

The Lip Reader

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As Jerry eyes a beautiful official at a U.S. Open tennis match, George goes to buy some more sunblock and, stopping for a quick hot fudge sundae, unknowingly becomes the butt of a television commentator's jokes.

The Revenge

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George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.