A NEW START — Anna brings a surprising guest along when she pays a visit to Damon. Elena and Stefan go on an awkward double date with Caroline and Matt, but Stefan and Matt find they have some common ground. Jenna reunites with her old friend Kelly, and Jeremy’s relationship with Anna takes an unexpected direction.

Quotes

Anna (talking to newly released vampires): "There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It's called a remote control."

Stefan: "Have you thought any more about what you're going to do?" Elena: "About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah,... I haven't thought about it at all." Stefan: "I'm sorry I brought it up." Elena: "It'd just be nice if we could get through one day without having to deal with any of it. No vampire mother, or brother." Stefan: "No vampires at all?" Elena: "No vampires, but you."

Matt: "We can watch a movie at my place." Caroline: "With your mom and a six pack?" Matt: "You know,.. You don't really help the situation. You could always try to be nice." Caroline: "Oh,... I'm sorry. It's hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I'm not that evolved."

Pearl (talking to Harper): "The keypad is for texting which is what you do when you want to avoid talking to someone."

Damon: "What exactly are you trying to achieve?" Pearl: "Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It's time we rebuild." Damon: "What are you crazy? It was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on."

Pearl (talking to Damon): "I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it."

Jenna: "Don't be grumpy. It can't be that bad." Damon: "You'd be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me and after today's events, the remains of the shakey ground that I walk on are about to go kaboom. Let's get hammered."

Matt: "Is there anything you're not good at?" Stefan: "Double dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don't always fit in." Matt: "That's because you're that guy." Stefan: "What guy?" Matt: "The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don't, kind of run the other way." Stefan: "Is that what I seem like?" Matt: "Pretty much." Stefan: "Hmm... What a dick!"

Frederick: "Vervain... making it hard to find something to eat in this town."

Stefan: "I remember them from 1864. They were in the tomb." Damon: "Yeah... About that."

Matt: "Do you know what I was doing tonight, Mom? I was having fun, you know, trying to forget about all the crap that I have to deal with everyday. Just enjoying a night with my friends. And then, there you are, wasted at the bar, where I work, by the way, to pay the bills that you don't pay. And then you're off acting like a freakin' kid, hooking up with some guy half your age. I'm the kid, Mom. You're supposed to be responsible for me."

Anna: "How did you know?" Jeremy: "I knew this girl. Vicki. She was attacked by an animal, a bite to the neck. She started acting crazy, weird, and it seemed like drugs, but then you showed me those articles. And then I saw your face and how it changed the night in the cemetary when I kissed you." Anna: "You know you can't tell anyone, right?" Jeremy: "Who would believe me?" Anna; "You'd be surprised." Jeremy: "Why didn't you kill me?" Anna: "I don't know. Maybe I'm a sucker for guys like you." Jeremy: "Like what?" Anna: "Lost. Why would you confront me about it? Why would you risk it?" Jeremy: "Because if it was true, maybe it's true about Vicki. And also because I want you to turn me."