Considering one of the earliest stories turned out to have a different Mup- er, excuse me, Mhuppet as the ultimate villain, the revelation that Animal went on to become a rap star doesn’t surprise me. Nor the idea that his comedy-induced super-strength is being drained out of his blood to make Liefeldian super-soldiers…

So animal broke away from his band, turned in his bondage chain for bling, spent some time in “rehab”… I mean a minimum security rapper prison… I mean the streets. And now he’s so dangerous the koreans are turning him into a WMD, which is actually just a publicity stunt add legitimacy to his next big hit… I mean is totally b@d@$$ yo.