...Either case, this little nook on blogasphere is the natural dumping ground for the sort of crap that eruptswhen you find a wee Chink in the Britworks...

But hey, I promise you this is steamingly hot shit...which is probably why it's all looking a bit brown!

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03 February 2008

The Best Medicine

An audio file called The Dublin Psychiatrist has been doing the rounds on the mobile phone circuit. Sadly, I haven't been able to get hold of it (no blue tooth), but a quick search on the net soon led me to a few transcripts that purport to be variations of the same recording. I even managed to find an MP3 of a similar spoof.

I was able to see the humour in The Dublin Psychiatrist despite still being in the recovery stages of BPD, so I thought I'd share this with everyone.

If you suffer from Co-Dependency, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have Multiple Personality Disorder, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are Delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer.

If you suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder, please head directly to the nearest A & E. Nothing we say will make a difference anyway.If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you suffer from Low Self-Esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to take your call.