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Funny Blowjob Video

This is just a little something to start the weekend off with a laugh. This is a commercial for an optician, according to my Google Translate skills. What’s your most embarrassing blowjob story? I’m sure we all remember Sophie’s.

I remember as if it was yesterday. During my teenage period, I was walking through a forest with a former girlfriend. And near a railroad track we stopped and I leaned against a tree. My former girlfriend dropped on her knees, opened my pants, and she began to give me a blowjob. It was very exciting out there in the open. But we didnt expect the passenger train that suddenly passed by. Now that was the crowd we did NOT expect…definately the most funny blowjob experience I had so far..

Your translations skills are good, Camille
I can’t imagine such a commercial on German TV and I’ve not seen it before. But it’s very funny!

I experienced something funny in a café. In the cellar were seats and tables, but also the toilets. She started to give me a blow job in the room where no one else was. But there were always people walking through to go to the toilets, so we had to hide my penis all the time.

Then we decided to move over to the toilets and I think people could hear her sucking and my moaning. As we went back to our table some girls sat giggling near the toilet door

the funniest blowjob i had was i was wearing tight balck jeans and got off myh motortcyucle and was walking to this biker bar – i found myself being followied by a mature woman – well she cut to the cahse and gave me a blowjoib outside on somebodys pickup truck bed – i came so ahrd and she enjoyed it – it was until after whhen i found my self be circled by bikers andf theire chicks who been watching whilst my opwn impression of when harry met sally hd been overhead above the rock and roll !

Okay, my wife wants me to go up in the hills so she can commune with nature, and give me a blowjob.

All is well, she is going down on me, when all of a sudden out of nowhere comes a guy on a dirt bike. He sees us, he almost crashes into a tree, and he guns the bike and goes on. I look at “Sam” my penis, and he is limp.

Every felacio I got until two years ago was funny. Simply because I had a couple of piercings on “it” which I didn’t mention to my girls (where I live, males don’t pierce their bodies). During regular sex, they were weirded out and thought my penis is magical because it makes them feel like it has little hands and it flails them around in their “varjany”.
I think oral sex, as a necessary finale of every session, is cliche so, a few of those girls, the ones that didn’t bother giving me head, live to this very day thinking I have the most special plug out there.
The ones that did bother, god bless them, didn’t spare their jokes: “What radio stations does your antennae receive?” or “It feels like I am eating a skewer”.

One girl invented a trick where she would take off my Ampalang (a metal rod across the glans), and blow air in one hole. It would come out as little fizzy bubbles and squeaky noise.

One time, that same girl, didn’t take out the rod carefully, nicked the inside of my “pernaj”, it got infected and I removed that piercing.