This house is not reproducable – or reproducible! The fact that it is built with such loving care in Palo Alto prevents that from happening.

Frankly, I think this is significantly underpriced, which probably explains why it’s pending already! It’s got so much going for it. Heck, even the house number is lucky! I bet there 32109 bids, and still growing. $532 per square foot? What a tease!

However, what really makes this house not reproducable, is the neighbors! Let’s take a quick walk down the street to meet one!

Oh excellent! There’s an antique car collector down the street! In fact, it’s right next door!

This will provide for a fantastic learning experience for your children. In between MyTwitFace, they can learn how to change a carburetor air filter, and find empties for recycling! Now that’s diversity!

They’ll also learn about fairness – for example, how your children’s parents will be paying $15,000 a year in property tax while their neighbor pays one order of magnitude less – $1,370. Hey, after all, 780 Clara Street helped build this community. They’ve earned it.

Uh oh, my new neighbors moved in this weekend. One drives a pickup and the other drives an SUV. There goes the neighborhood! 😉

Or maybe that was just the workers… when the garage opened you could see that all of the carpet & padding had been ripped out of the house. Another fixer upper sold for over a million bucks. (shakes head)

My new neighbors are way younger than the senior citizens who moved out after they built their dream McMansion in Almaden. Mid-30s maybe? Anyway, my kind of people: move in and start ripping sh*t out! 😀

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