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The clip Adopted by Belgians from Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) with Mindy Sterling, Mike Myers

All visitations limited five minuts.No spitting in the visitors room.Herr Doctor. I have some news.It's your son.He wants to take over the family business.Scotty does?He's gotten so evil he's even started losing his hair.I know, it's sweet.Oh, he just wants to make you proud, Herr Doctor.After all it's hard on the boy not having a father.You know. First you were frozen, then you were in space, now you're in jail.Don't tell me he feels neglected.I was adopted by freakin' Belgians.You were adopted?I never met my birth parents.There was a car accident.I'm told that it was a beautiful Belgium day.The smell of waffles and brussels sprout filled the summer air...until...My birthmother was incinerated.I only survived because of her smoking carcass - formed a protective coocoon of slaughtered human effluence.A Belgium man and his 15-year old love slave with wet feet - was looting the accident scene, they come across a bloodsoaked baby...moi!They raised me to be evil. You know, that old chestnut.Ja.