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The Freak Him Dress

Here is the most important thing that I want you to take away from my friend and her freak him dress. Fashion is for everything, including revenge â€“ a dish best served in colors and cuts that are bright and bold.

[Runway Talk]

Ladies, Beyonce said, in her song, Freakum Dress: "Ladies, every now and then, you have to go in your closet and pull out your freakum dress."

When you get married, or find yourself in one of those committed relationships where you care about him, and he cares about you, it is not necessary to have a freak him dress. But then there are those times, where you might find yourself out with your friends, and you see your man dancing in the same club that you are at, after he told you that he was working late.

Here is what you do then: Now pay close attention, because I’m about to make somebody angry. Go into that closet, and dig deep deep deep in the back wall where you hid that one dress that your man asked you to give away, or throw out – and put it on.

And I do mean put it on. Generally, your freak him dress is going to be a slim cut, low hanging, tight around the edges piece that makes you look like you have been looking for love in all the wrong places. Understand that the freak him dress can sometimes be his favorite dress which you might wear on special occasions. If you don’t have a freak him dress, than I would highly suggest buying one – but before you do, here are some guidelines:

You don’t want to look like a lady of the night, so dress selection is always key – and how he sees you in that dress is the main objective. When shopping for a freak him dress, you must pay attention to the signs. Know what’s in. Whatever the newest style and trend, you would want to wear that trend – with an embellishment. Shopping at stores like BeBe would be the best place to go. When shopping, you need to look for the dress that will get the best response. This is the only time that I will advise getting a dress based on someone else’s opinion.

Remember it is called the freak him dress for a reason. Usually, a black dress would be best. Black always hides the unflattering parts of your body, if you need to, while accentuating the most flattering. Keep in mind that the little black dress is not necessarily what I am talking about.

If you are going to wear black, the dress would need to be shorter than usual. When picking a freak him dress, this is always the best philosophy.

My best friend saw her beloved man in a local club, after he told her that he would be working late, and I asked her what she was going to do. Suddenly, I found myself with her in a slew of stores looking for that perfect freak him dress – and we found it.

For her, the freak him dress was a bright yellow dress that was long and short, in all of the right places. Of course, she accessorized to mesmerize with a colorful template of bangles and earrings. When she walked into the same club, that next weekend, she found him, dancing with the same girl, in the same spot. Upon entrance, everyone noticed my friend, and the DJ said, "She must be wearing her freak him dress."

The DJ wasn’t lying, and her man, who by that time, had made his way over to her, had a shocked look on his face that was somewhat reminiscent of one of the dogs from the "Homeward Bound" movies.

Here is the most important thing that I want you to take away from my friend and her freak him dress. Fashion is for everything, including revenge – a dish best served in colors and cuts that are bright and bold.