Stupid Laws from Oklahoma

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.

Tattoos are banned.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. (Ada)

If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal. (Bartlesville)

No person may own more than two adult cats. (Bartlesville)

It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits. (Bartlesville)

Persons may not play catch on any city street. (Bartlesville)

Molesting an automobile is illegal. (Clinton)

It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. (Hawthahorne)

Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. (Schulter )

You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. (Tulsa)

Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. (Tulsa)

One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. (Wynona)