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Thursday, February 6, 2014

#905: Guy Malone

A.k.a. The Man From Roswell

Henry Makow is probably the craziest guy in the world, but he is also Canadian and hence
disqualified. Though Guy Malone cannot quite compete with the exalted levels of
loon that is Henry Makow, he is still doing his best. Malone runs the website
alienstranger.com and, apparently, various other UFO-related outlets (such as “Live from Roswell”, the website “alienresistance.org”, which
“[o]ffers Biblically-based articles and videos on the UFO/Alien topic, and
testimonies of abductions stopping in Jesus’ name”, and the book Come Sail Away: UFO Phenomenon & the
Bible – website for the book here.
According to his bio Malone is a “childhood experiencer of visitations and
possible ‘abduction,’”
who in the 1990s “began studying the phenomena from a Bible perspective.” In
1999, he apparently moved to Roswell,
New Mexico, to get closer to the source of the alleged phenomena, and it has
been a downward spiral into the darkest abysses of lunacy from there. His
website (one of them) is here,
and the layout should give you an idea about where this guy is coming from.
“Roswell, UFO’s and End Times” is one of the central features of the site, and
it really merits a visit (it also features contents by guests, such as the
video “Evidence for a Spiritual Interpretation of Alien Contact” by one Joseph
Jordan). Malone actually seems to run a range of websites devoted to the same
topics, and with more or less indistinguishable layouts and color schemes.

Due to Malone’s precarious relation to coherence, it is
sometimes a little unclear what Malone thinks the alleged UFO phenomenon
signifies, but at least he seems to suggest that many aliens are demons,
or at least man-made (“I am of course ‘the black sheep’ of Roswell, for
detailing the now un-classified military history of Nazi Germany's efforts to
invent the ‘flying saucer’ based on Tesla technology – and how their scientists were moved to the U.S. after WWII to continue their
work IN NEW MEXICO in 1945–47. This site definitely not endorsed by the Roswell
Chamber of Commerce, Roswell UFO Museum, Hollywood, or the New World Order”).
At least this presentation by Malone, Joseph Jordan and Michael Tatar jr. suggests something along those
lines (together with Jordan’s talk “Sleep Paralysis: A Modern Connection to an
Ancient Evil” – damned be what medical science says about a well-understood
phenomenon).

Diagnosis: Complete nutters – few people alive today entertain
more false beliefs at any particular time than Malone, and he doesn’t feel
reluctant to try to spread them. His influence is probably rather limited,
however.