Need inspiration when the evil, blinking cursor has you befuddled, bamboozled or flat out brain-dead?
You came to the right place! As a writer, I feel imminently qualified to write to you about writing New Year Resolutions that will bust…

The holiday season can be stressful. If you’re as busy as I am, you may be wondering: how the heck am I supposed to gift shop, decorate, bake, party-plan, travel-plan, attend the obligatory parties, stop by the parties I’d RATHER be…

Yes, fellow fiction writers, when it comes to writing novels and fuming about rejection letters, I can feel your pain. That’s why I created these 10 humorous zingers to take away the sting.
By the way: the inspiration for this post came…

So you're writing a novel, huh? Good for you! Butt be forewarned: no TRUE writer escapes the Seven Stages of Fiction Frenzy...
1. Eureka! An Idea!
Nothing is better than that first spark of inspiration. You feel alive. Your Muse is…

Written By Prince Rael the Magnificent
(Transcribed by Adrienne deWolfe, aka “Minion”)
Greetings, Humans!
It is I, Prince Rael the Magnificent, writing on a subject that is near and dear to every (self-respecting) reader’s heart: …

Are you making progress toward your writing goals today? Or have you fallen victim to one of these 10 nefarious Gremlins from the shadowy realm of Writer's Block?
1. Mind Muncher
This warty, pug-nosed menace chews up good inspiration…

So there we sat, two innocent but extremely vocal writers, brainstorming the story plot of my Fantasy fiction in a restaurant. We’ll call this eatery “Benny’s.”
On this particular day, Patty had graciously agreed to reschedule…

June 27, 2017

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I was in the throes of writing Devil in Texas, when my Muse went on vacation -- for nine months, mind you. Seriously. What writer doesn’t know the ending of her novel for nine FREAKING MONTHS?!
“God hates me,” I whined to my favorite…

So you want to become a writing machine? You want to write more content for your novel every day?
Excellent plan! The more you write, the more books you'll have to sell. If you sell more books, you can drive more creditors away from your…

March 26, 2014

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For you new authors, who are dreading your first, official book signing, take heart.
There’s always book signing #2.
Okay, okay. I’m kidding. (Sort of.)
Earlier this year, I wrote one of my more popular posts, Humor for…