“Like, Oh my Gawd! Paris’ family just wanted to talk about things I know nothing about, like, art and books and things. I mean, I tried telling them I do not know what art or culture of any kind is, and I have never read a book in my life! But they just wouldn’t listen! I wanted to talk about ME, ME, MEEEEEE! Now THAT is what I know all about, you know, a not very deep subject!”