"The bond between a dragon and its rider can become so strong that they often end up finishing each other's..."
"Homework!"
"No."
"Meals!"
"No."
"I don't get it then."
"Sentences, you dummy, sentences! Is that so bloody hard?"
"Well, sheesh, guess I'm only human. No, wait, I'm a dragon."
"Dork."
"Ninny."

By Douglas Shuler

"I used to call this the 'chain of command', but people would throw rocks at me."

By Douglas Shuler

"Look, you little wretch, there's a point where 'cute' stops being a valid excuse."

By Boada

"Are you going to stand there all day crying? I'll cut those onions myself if I have to!"

By Dave Stevens and William Stout

"I'm practicing my evil grin. Look, no pupils! Grinnnn."

By Roel

"Brrr!"

By Steve Roberts

"It's been at least three hours... do you think anyone's still mad we burned down that medium-sized city?"

By Steve Fastner and Rich Larson

"Apparently someone thinks replacing my dragon with a giant chicken in a rubber suit is 'funny'. I'll show them 'funny'."

By Håkan Ackegård

"It's the pointy ears that get them, every time."

By Håkan Ackegård

"At least since we updated the windows I haven't seen you crash so often."

By John Zeleznik

"Hey, I'm a Zoid, I don't run on batteries. You'll just have to wind me up every now and again."

By Ed Lloyd

"And then they mocked my theory of electricity! They all mock me! That charlatan Ben Franklin and all his charlatan cronies! Yeah, like melting a key's something really special, huh? I'll show them, and then I'll be doing the mocking! After I eat them!"

By Virgil Finlay

"We were the last, best hope for peace. We failed. But in the year of the custard pie fights, we became something greater: the last, best hope for victory. We failed again. Later on in the month of the hors-d'uvre bombardment and the week of the minor jelly skirmish we became the last, best hope for a dignified retreat. We kind of blew that too. After that we just drifted around and tried to stay out of trouble."

By Clyde Caldwell

"Take the gold if you must, but if you're after the +2 cheese slicer of penetration it'll be over our dead bodies."
"Can I speak for myself here?"

By Luis Royo

"Oww! I told you you'd poke someone's eye out with that!"
"What? Sheesh, that's not even your eye."
"For crying out - owwww! Just get it out!"

By Néné Thomas

"There lies Uncle Bill. I always told him he shouldn't go out without a scarf."