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I wish I could tell you that I was up to date with everything that’s going on in the world and knew exactly what was the deal was with this debt ceiling garbage, but I run a celebrity boob site so I can’t. What I can tell you is that Rihanna and her sweet breasts decided that it might be a good idea to party it up it a nice little bikini top the other day. I like it. She’s definitely raising the debt ceiling in my pants.

Nicky Hilton fucking sucks. She’s the boring latch on sister who had no problem riding Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, you know being her sidekick at all the events and shit, all while never doing anything remotely interesting or scandalous….It’s like she had the opportunity to have dudes jerking off to her but now she’s just like a fucking sack of potatos, all sloppy, dumpy, uninteresting and a fucking waste….that’s why she’s in a fucking beach dress over her bikini…cuz she knows she’s a SLIM FAT… The funniest thing about these idiot sisters, is that they rented a beach front Malibu house, you know cuz that’s where the paparazzi hang out, and this is pretty much the closest they’ve had to bikini pics leaked this summer, meaning their marketing hustle’s not working out so well for them…or maybe that they just fucking suck…. I guess we can only hope they get catty one night and one gets jealous of the other and kills her off….just to make the Hilton sisters a little more interesting…even though I’m pretty sure their time in the limelight is over…you know that happens with 30th birthdays…guys start feeling questionable when checking them out…cuz we have our own over 30 year old women in our life…give us the 20 year olds we’re not allowed to have to fantasize about…you know…

According to the restaurant#39;s owner, “Mrs. Witherspoon ordered lemon leaf stuffed with fennel shredded fish, grilled and served with fennel, homemade cutlet pasta with ricotta cheese, buffalo ricotta cheese and pear with Aglianico wine and raw squids.” And to wash it down, “the pair drank a very serious wine,” the owner says, “the type that only connoisseurs would order.” Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth have left Paris behind – but their honeymoon isn#39;t over yet. The newlyweds arrived Th

It’s good thing that Maria Fowler is a proper lady and that she is wearing her knickers. Usually most wannabe celebrity upskirts you get the full view but Maria wasn’t giving up her flower so easy. That’s too bad, she could have joined the ranks of big stars such as Britney, Lindsay, Paris and Pam but she rather be nobody. I say let’s give her some time…

Kat Von D walked off the set of Good Day L.A. Wednesday, bailing on an interview at the last moment because she says producers went back on their word. The LA Ink star claims she agreed to discuss her breakup with Jesse James on the condition that it wasn’t mentioned by the anchor in the introduction. According to Kat, that simple request was flat-out ignored by anchor Jeff Michael, whose introduction highlighted Kat Von D and Jesse James’ breakup . Kat says she saw what was on the teleprompter before he read it, and even pulled a producer aside to have someone change the script. Didn’t happen. Von D says she “very politely” informed them that if it wasn’t changed, she wouldn’t go on. They either forgot to change it or tried to call her bluff … but she wasn’t bluffing. Kat pulled a Paris Hilton and peaced out. Later, during the show, the executive producer said Kat’s only request was not to bring up Sandra Bullock or Michelle “Bombshell” McGee . Kat said only, “I have no interest in going back on, but I wish them all the best.” [Photo: WENN.com]

Kat Von D walked off the set of Good Day L.A. Wednesday, bailing on an interview at the last moment because she says producers went back on their word. The LA Ink star claims she agreed to discuss her breakup with Jesse James on the condition that it wasn’t mentioned by the anchor in the introduction. According to Kat, that simple request was flat-out ignored by anchor Jeff Michael, whose introduction highlighted Kat Von D and Jesse James’ breakup . Kat says she saw what was on the teleprompter before he read it, and even pulled a producer aside to have someone change the script. Didn’t happen. Von D says she “very politely” informed them that if it wasn’t changed, she wouldn’t go on. They either forgot to change it or tried to call her bluff … but she wasn’t bluffing. Kat pulled a Paris Hilton and peaced out. Later, during the show, the executive producer said Kat’s only request was not to bring up Sandra Bullock or Michelle “Bombshell” McGee . Kat said only, “I have no interest in going back on, but I wish them all the best.” [Photo: WENN.com]

Jonas gets cozy in Paris for ‘Just in Love With You’ video. By Jocelyn Vena Joe Jonas on the set of “‘Just in Love With You” Photo: KCSPresse/ Splash News Joe Jonas burned the house down in his “See No More” video, but things are looking a little less dramatic on the set of his latest clip, for his single, “Just in Love With You.” A photo of Joe on set in Paris hit the streets and in it, the 21-year-old is seen sharing a kiss with his model co-star at a City of Lights train station. The couple was also spotted getting cuddly on a bridge in the famed French city. The track is a midtempo tune about fighting to keep the one you love that Jonas has been singing at various live performances over the last couple of months. “When I tell you that I would never leave you/ Do you hear what I say?” he croons, before proclaiming his feelings in the chorus: “You are worth too much to lose/ Even if you’re still confused/ Girl, I’m just in love with you.” “See No More” and “Just in Love With You” show both sides of falling in and out of love. When MTV News spoke to Jonas earlier this summer about his debut solo album, Fast Life , which drops in September, he explained that the album would certainly show the many facets of love. “It was scary in the beginning just because I knew this is my one opportunity to show people my journal: the good and bad of every relationship I’ve been in, you know, [and] what I look for [in relationships],” he said. “It was really, really cool to have those experiences [from] all my life [and] to be able to write about it and on my own,” he further explained. “And also on the music side, it was a fun process. It was almost an evolution process, because in the beginning it sounded nothing like it is now. It was totally different and very singer/songwriter, and I naturally love dance music and urban, hip-hop music, so I wanted to be able to make something new for them to hear.” Related Artists Jonas Brothers

Looks like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have buried the hatchet. We know. You can all breathe an enormous sigh of sweet relief. The ho-cialites partied together in Malibu this weekend, with Lohan rolling over to Hilton’s beach pad for a small shindig with some of Paris’ friends. Paris’ sister Nicky, actress Emma Roberts and Inception star Lukas Haas were among those on hand, with one source at the party saying: “Everyone was so surprised when Lindsay walked in; we thought they didn’t get along. But they immediately gave each other a big hug.” The crew kicked it on the beach, in Paris’ hot tub and had a mini dance party – and not once did anyone see Lohan drink ANY alcohol. Sources say Paris is “very excited” about her friendship with Lohan, adding that after they rekindled it, “She LOVED seeing her again.” We’re glad to hear it and lope it lasts. Now we just need to get Britney Spears back in the mix to fully reunite the 2006 ho train . [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Is this bitch pregnant? Cuz she’s in maternity clothes and she looks like she’s gained a bunch of weight….She also has a hispanic look to her and they are all catholic and shit and don’t do the whole birth control, including and most importantly my favorite method we call abortion… But at least she’s got a younger sister named Stella to make her worth looking at in a sister threesome fantasy for you freks…