Everyone's favorite Lingerie Football League color analyst, Sean Salibury, has been keeping his finger on the pulse of all things Jerry Sandusky and is about to blow a gasket. The ex-ESPN horndog is now over at Total College Sports where he's free to speak his mind. The problem is that only 2,200 Twitter followers are getting his message. Anyway, Sean has strong words for what should happen to Pedobear. Karma is a bitch. Let some sort of justice be served...JUMP!

You thought a gigantic pedophile sex scandal in State College would freak people out to the point they'd stop getting laid for a weekend? NO FRIGGIN' WAY! Craigslist is fired up for Penn State vs. Nebraska. Three-ways, random pre-game BJs, guys looking for weekend beef, etc. Fans are looking to relieve some stress and Craigslist State College is your Yellow Pages. Personally, we'd like to offer some advice. If the dude on the other side of the email sends you this photo, RUN! JUMP!

Ashton Kutcher got himself into the news last night thanks to the Joe Paterno firing. This tweet set off a sh$%storm as America went into mob mode on @aplusk: "How do you fire JoPa? #insult#noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste." That was followed by an eruption from the mob and resulted in Kutcher deleting the post. Which then resulted in an "I'm sorry" tweet to smooth over his ass since he's a backer of childrens' rights group. NSFW tweets - JUMP!

Loudmouth radio guy and Pittsburgh media maven Mark Madden was on WEEI in Boston this morning and dropped an enormous rumor bomb concerning the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Madden told the Dennis & Callahan show that two prominent national columnists are investigating whether The Diddler was pimping out Second Mile kids to rich donors. We don't know if those were Second Mile or Penn State donors. Listen to the show - here. 7:00 mark.

The Jerry Sandusky child rape scandal just keeps growing and in one of the more disturbing moves, suddenly his memorabilia is showing up for auction on eBay. There's the autographed 'Touched' book that's already been bid up to $41 since being posted last night. Our attention then turned to a 1986 Fiesta Bowl ring that supposedly once belonged to Sandusky. The seller says he has COA papers. Yes, this world is a disgusting place. JUMP!

ABC News caught up with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky this weekend and, of course, the alleged child-raping pervert was wearing his Nittany Lions jacket. By now you've heard that Sandusky was supposedly raping boys whom he came into contact with via a non-profit he'd founded back in the day. Joe Paterno knew about at least one incident back in 2002. Nothing happened. Now people want answers. Tweets! JUMP!

Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!

From Tuscaloosa Craigslist:Looks like I'm probably going to have an extra ticket to the game. I'm white 511 fit masculine. If interested in going maybe having some fun before or after hit me up. I'm a top like making out oral safe only neg. prefer white hwp masculine and under 30. Send stats and pic for mine and a response. Place to stay the night a plus. So many of you paying big dollars on StubHub might want to think how bad you want to see this game.

LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!

There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!

As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!

Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!

First, that "LSU Save Your Gas" sign floating around this week is from 2009, the last time LSU traveled to Tuscaloosa. The Bammers won that game 24-15 on the way to a BCS Championship. What's going to happen this year? No idea. But, we do know both sides will entertain our asses this week. There's Nick Saban pumpkin. LSU casket. There are Bama victory-inspired headstones. And even a couple cute Bama coeds in QB costumes. One day closer. Let's get rolling!

It's ESPN Gameday's first and only trip to USC in 2011 for the game against Stanford and it's not exactly a must-see. But it's a chance to slobber on Andrew Luck. We're a little late getting going this morning and you can thank that to a late night in Chicago. This city on Halloween weekend can break the best of you. Anyway, the signs aren't exactly great outside the Coliseum, but you get a few classics. Andrew Luck Wears Skinny Jeans! JUMP!

Now, before you idiots start ranting about "Just leave her alone. Let her have a life, you assholes." Um, some starstruck religious chick (@annenoland) yesterday snapped this shot and uploaded it to Twitter. Did Anne approach Erin to tell her she was a big fan? "no I didn't. Too speechless. Plus she was stressed out and on the phone with her publicist. #famouspeopleproblems." As for the food, looks like a Pick Two. Salad & mac & cheese. Let's get rolling!