3. When they tell you that you look tired or like crap. You know Latina moms will die if they ever see you walk out of the house sin maquillaje.

4. When your parents or tias tell you about their sex life. "Your father and I tried this new sex trick I read about in Cosmo." STOP.

5. When you ask them to stop telling you about their sex lives, and they respond, "How do you think you got here?"It doesn't really matter. No child will ever feel comfortable hearing about their parents' bedroom shenanigans. Gross.

6. When they tell you that you need to have kids and get married because you are "getting old." I totally forgot how old I was. Thanks, Mom.

7. When they correct your Spanish/Portuguese loudly in front of a lot of people. Way to point out how much of a gringa I am.

8. When they tell you what to do with your career. Yes, you heard that your mom's friend is making tons of money as a lawyer. No, you're not planning on going to law school.

9. When they tell you how to spend your money. Everything in your abuela's eye's is a waste of money. Don't feel bad about your Jimmy Choos.

10. When they criticize your significant other. It's one thing to share your concern if your child is in a dangerous relationship, but it's another just to continue to point out flaws that aren't even important.