Forget the ugly sweaters, the Santa hat, the light-up tie, even that pair of green pants you only wear once a year. Adidas and Run-D.M.C. have created the only garment you'll need for holiday parties and family dinners with their new Christmas in Hollis-themed Superstar 80s sneakers.

Joseph Ward Simmons is at CES this year hawking headphones. So are a lot of people. But Simmons is better known as Rev Run, founding member of one of the most influential groups in all musical history, Run D.M.C. He deserves better.

We've seen Aziz Ansari remix Jay-Z and Kanye in emoji and now here's Run DMC's festive Christmas in Hollis done up with funny faces and random characters too! What's better, it's an actual video! The song syncs with the moving stream of emoji messages on the iPhone. So good.

Oh, legendary rappers and their follies. If it isn't guns, bitches and bling, it's cars—though DMC of Run DMC fame has taken a decidedly more minuscule approach to his car obsession. Drive this way? [HobbyMedia—Thanks, Francesco!]