It’s actually quite pathetic how often you masturbate. How could any woman want such a loser? After just 5 minutes of talking to a pretty girl, you have to excuse yourself to go pump out a load in private. Disgusting.

If you manage to get a girlfriend, she’ll cheat on you in a matter of days. Don’t even think you can satisfy a real female. Just keep pumping, jerking, and endlessly stroking to my seductive voice.

The fact that you’re about to pay me to have you jack off is incredibly pathetic. The more you stroke, and the more I humiliate you, the more of a fucking loser you become.

What are you waiting for, bitch? Whip your cock out and find some tissues. It’s time you learned your place in life.