Celebrating Steak And BJ Day…Or Not [He Said/She Said]

Ellen Scott

This Thursday, March 14th, one month after Valentine’s Day, is ‘Steak and a BJ’ Day. It’s the day when we reward men for their hard efforts on Valentine’s Day with the things they love most, ie: oral sex and a big chunk of meat. Sounds lovely. I’ll run through my personal views on this magical day very quickly, then get onto my recommended celebration for any CC readers that want to get festive.

Personally, I have always viewed Valentine’s Day as a day of partners celebrating their love for each other. Yes for giving gifts and fancy dates, but not exclusively for affection showered only upon women. So Steak and BJ Day, to me, seems pretty pointless. We’ve already celebrated our love a month ago, why do I need to do it again in a way dictated by some bros who decided they deserved a special day just for them?

HOWEVER. I understand that not everyone celebrates events in the same way, and if you are a girl who got treated wonderfully on Valentine’s Day and gave nothing in return, I absolutely applaud the concept of Steak and BJ Day. Men deserve some special attention too, why not? So if you are a lady looking to show her significant other some extra affection, what should you do on this wondrous occasion?

It’s fairly simple, give the guy a steak and some blow jobs. Just kidding. If your man loves steak and blow jobs, that’s a great idea. If he’s a vegetarian, maybe choose a different meal. I think it’d be really cute to give your guy a really well thought out gift on Thursday to show him how much he means to you. The norm in relationships is to woo girls, so why don’t we all treat the guys like they’re royalty for one day, to thank them for all the times they’ve made us feel like queens?

I don’t want to support the day as a ‘reward’ though. Guys do not need to be ‘rewarded’ with meat and a BJ just for being decent. If you want to show your appreciation for your boyfriend, do it. If he’s being an asshole, you don’t have to. You aren’t obligated to give him a special day and he hasn’t earned whatever he wants because he got you some flowers a month ago. If a guy is sitting there expecting a parade for his awesomeness, he definitely deserves neither steak nor blow jobs.

In conclusion; yay to showing your boyfriend that you love him in your own thoughtful way, boo to having to give a guy head just because some guys decided you should on a certain day. What I will say though is that if you’re looking for a great gift, blow jobs are probably a safe bet.