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Boiler Bro Joe

The ideology based on Russell Wong, specifically that he is the coolest man in the universe. Wongists believe that Russell Wong needs to be in more movies with top billing, and that Vanishing Son should be released on DVD.

"I just read the Wongist Manifesto. It blew my mind."
"I know. I'm not attracted to Russell Wong, but if he asked me to have sex with him, I would."
"Dude, if that wasn't Russell Wong you were talking about, that'd be so gay."

A device in the future that will allow all human beings to sit, watch TV and masturbate without actaully engaging any of their muscles. The name refers to the device specifically used for men; however it can also refer to the female device as well, which is similar in concept but with some physcial modifications.