According to the Hail Mary Jane website, this handmade glass guitar bong (or is it a bowl?) is fully-functional as a musical instrument.

It sure looks like a bitch to clean. Wouldn’t you get resin all over the fret board? And a glass guitar? My husband once broke two regular glass bongs in a 24 hour period. How long would this puppy last in the hands of someone who is stoned enough to actually want one of these?

It’s not too early to start Christmas shopping for that special craftsman in your life! While many instructions for DIY drug paraphernalia designs are available on the Internet, rarely will you find such a well-articulated and attractively diagrammed collection of field-tested models. Build This Bong: Instructions and Diagrams for 40 Bongs, Pipes, and Hookahs is so simple, even a child could make their own cannabis vaporizer!

The Amazon reviews are glowing:

Warning: Do not attempt while stoned, or your craft will look like crap. Lots of fun craft to make your custom water pipes and smoking accessories all just a Lowes stop away. Great for lovers of Do-It-Yourself projects

A great book for DIY enthusiasts, the projects were not hard at all. Most of them only took a day or two to build. I managed to create 23 of them so far and sold some on Ebay.

See? You don’t even need to be a smoker to enjoy bong-artistry; and you can even start your own business!

Give the gift of American ingenuity, resourcefulness and DIY drug paraphernalia this holiday season!

Marijuana and coffee are two great tastes that taste great together. I can’t believe no one has thought of this design sooner, although, I can see some problems that might occur here, like burning your face off with scalding hot coffee. Stoners often aren’t the most aware bunch and this contraption might require a little concentration. I’d think a coffee bong might work better but that might make for a bitter brew…

FYI, I can’t find anywhere on the Internet where the coffee cup pipe is available for purchase.