Shoe Porn

by littlefashionistaontheprairie

If I could legitimately have sex with a shoe, meaning no weird looks or judgement from any of my friends, I would do it with these sexy beasts… bow chica wow wow (that was supposed to be porn music, in case you’re wondering!)…

These, my friends, are Givenchy’s Studded T-Strap Sandal. They are a couple of years old (I believe they came out in 2010) but nonetheless they are what my wet, shoe dreams are made out of (what did you expect, the title of the post is Shoe Porn)… from the studs, to the colour, to everything in between. These shoes give off a vibe of über sexiness and intimidation at the same time. I LOVE THEM!!! I can’t stress that enough.

I could literally wear these shoes with anything… anywhere… I have zero qualms about them. As I type I am imagining wearing them with my leather leggings, a t-shirt and a few bangles. Of course, I am also on a date with Ryan Gosling whilst I am in this outfit… but hey, that is the beauty of imagination!

In actuality, the chances of me procuring a pair of these are about the same as me going on a date with Ryan Gosling but I can accept that because I know that if one day I do come across these and I am able to acquire them, I will be the happiest girl in the world.