You can't "slander" someone who is not affected by the alleged slander. Whether he is as we perceive him to be, or truly as you claim him to be, he would be unaffected by any claims we make of him, on merits of being omnipotent and/or non-existent. He would suffer for no reasons known to us for our dragging his good name through the mud.

So, your connection fails, and, as such, blasphemy remains just a feeble excuse for the religious to prosecute those who disagree with them.

You've first got to prove someone actually exists before you can be accused of slandering them. Otherwise, you might as well prosecute me for slandering Zeus because I think he's a philandering jerk who wouldn't know a child support payment if it bit him on the nose.

Corioanus have you thought this through? If God shows up for a libel trial, then he can be seized and tried under the Nuremburg statutes for war crimes for ordering the "death of every man, woman, and child" in Jerico and creating the "Great Flood" that murdered millions(No statute of limitations on ordering or causing "mass murders"). And the proof is right there in your Bible which you hold infallible.PS I am not an atheist, but I am an American and I hold our freedom of religion(or from religion, if that is one's choice) as far more important than your stupid attempts at insulting other peoples beliefs with your ugly "God is an American" bigotry.

"We" don't do anything because "we" don't have legal standing to bring charges. You have to be directly harmed by the offense in order to have standing to sue. If God is offended, He can hire Alan Dershowitz and file suit in federal court like anyone else.

As I see it, the penalty for this treasonous slander
can be only one thing: DEATH by firing squad.

But perhaps I am being a little harsh.

Would 1000 hours of community service or 5
years in jail wihout parole suffice?

Defamation of Character is a civil offense, not a criminal one. The only remedies the plaintiff can seek are monetary damages and an injunction against the speech.

Does anyone else just hate it when fundies think they can talk law, or is it only me?

I don't know much about the USA law, but I have heard many a time that your constitution guarantees every one of your citizens the freedom to say whatever they want, wherever they want. If you start killing people for not agreeing with you, then you can start calling your country a police state and wipe your ass with the constitution.