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The first film is a guilty pleasure of mine so quite looking forward to this (although I wait till the DVD). But at least its not news about a remake or a re-imagining or whatever the hell that means!! Shame they are not bringing that hot, skinny chick back from the second one!!

Wtf, just 2 days ago I was dreaming up this scenario about a zombie attack on a prison. It's a fantastic location agains zombies: available weapons, hardend people, cells, watchtowers...it's sooo cool :)

As a Huge fan of the original Resident Evil Game series, (0,1,2,3,4,5) I am truly gutted about the lackluster film franchise that we have been infected (sorry) with. Lets face it, the games are like films themselves, thats why they work so well, however, a poor story writer and script writer has gotten their hands on it, and destroyed they integrity of the story and made it mindless zombie shoot em up, that know one cares about... I mean... Who/what the Fuck is Alice... Truly Furious!

Lets face it GEORGE A. ROMERO invented the zombie genre as we know it and no one can make a film about the dead with such vision and humour. Paul W. Anderson is a hack who has upset RESIDENT EVIL Games fans by writing and directing these bastard abortion PG13 shite. The films are shit simple as. Get Romero to direct a film based upon the game RESIDENT EVIL 2 and it could turn the franchise around, until then fans of this film franchise are thick, because lets face it anderson must be taking the piss out of his audience by directing such horrid turgid pap.

This is all good news! I like the games, but I absolutely love these films and the third was the best yet! Got high hopes for this one, but I've yet to be disappointed in this series. As long as Milla Jovovich is kicking zombie arse, they'll get my money every time!

I love the way Empire gets all snobby and patronising when it comes to Resident Evil... Some of us like our zombie films, and would much rather watch them than the latest tedious Russell Crowe epic. Still... patronise away if it makes you feel really superior and clever, I'm sure this one will do aswell as the previous films and we'll get a fifth - at least, I hope so, can't wait for this one!

A siege situation invovling zombies? Hmm, sounds like EVERY George A. Romero zombie flick ever made! "Night of the Living Dead" was a siege in a house. "Dawn of the Dead" was a siege in a shopping mall. "Day of the Dead" was a siege on an army base. And Carpenter's "Assault On Precinct 13" was heavily influenced by "Night of the Living Dead" right down to the then-unusual black hero. If they're going to rip off superior movies, they should at least be honest!

I actually have to rate Mr. Anderson in a way - he MUST know that his films are utter shite but he ALSO knows that there is a post-cinema dvd afterlife for teenage boys who will buy the film as part of a PS3 deal at HMV. Well Done Paul, you smart, loaded , untalented bastard, you!

ORIGINAL: Snake-Eyes dvd afterlife for teenage boys who will buy the film as part of a PS3 deal at HMV. Well Done Paul

Bwah ha HAAAA!

These films suck ass, we know this to be true, but they wouldn't be so bad if they weren't shitting on a well loved universe. Please stop. Now, I'll never get to see Chris Redfield beat the shit out of Super-Wesker at the cinema.

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ORIGINAL: Chris Hewitt so by transplanting brain-eating ghouls into that scenario, then Anderson – returning to writing/directing duties for the first time since the 2002 original – might, repeat might, be onto a winner.

Except of course that he isn't transplanting brain eating ghouls into Precinct 13's scenario. Precinct 13 was transplanting gangs into Night of The Living Dead.