You are hereby not allowed to believe anything I say here about when I’ll be posting a real update. My new ETA is next week but you are free to ignore me. It’s not that I didn’t anticipate Christmas, and Elaine’s birthday, and New Year’s Eve all ganging up on me at once, but I didn’t realize how much time and energy I wanted to put into ‘em, PLUS that the next update is turning out to be way more ambitious than I thought it would be, and here we are. Please keep your bangtail in your pants just a bit longer.