Social Question

For which stereotypical character would you be cast?

Suppose that you were registered at a casting agency; the employees are browsing through their client’s portfolios and your face comes along.
For which stereotypical character/nationality/profession/etc. would they cast you?

For me: I have heard it so many times now (mainly online) that I am certain to say that I would be cast as a bikeror a pirate :-).

I actually went through a process thinking I might want to get serious about acting. I had a great photographer who was better than a therapist. Before we took pictures we spent an hour figuring out what I would most likely be cast as. We did two sets of headshots.
One was as the happy housewife girl next door, and the other was as a battered wife/ serial killer.
I actually got roles with the serial killer pictures.

With a calm expression on my face, I would likely be cast as the suburban mom who secretly writes erotica and has lusty fantasies of being kidnapped for the purposes of sex with a lonely, yet kind man.

With a pissed off expression on my face, I would likely be cast as the suburban mom who discovers her daughters have been taken advantage of or killed, and goes apeshit, stalking the perp. You know, kind of like that movie “An Eye for an Eye”.

I think I could also pass for a cynical assassin, when I get a certain gleam in my eye.

I think probably a Jewish, also could pass for Italian, mom. I think I would look right for a bunch of different professions. Doctor, lawyer, assistant, retail, restaurant, pretty much I think almost anyone can be almost anything.

One biker/pirate – possibly two bikers.
Two psych ward patients – one gifted and the other wandering aimlessly.
One professor/aging cougar/fashion merchandiser.
One barefoot pregnant soccer mom.
A tech nerd, awkward nerd and a shy nerd.
The token disabled person.
The token black female.
A Viking berserker.
MacGyver.
One female Clint Eastwood.
One female Samuel L. Jackson/Sally Fields.
Dirk Diggler.
Marilyn Monroe.
One Jewish/Italian “jack of all trades” mom.
Monster fodder.
A happy battered wife/serial killer neighbour.
Some type of frozen queen/witch.
A well-hung Finnish man.
One geeky librarian.
Miss Marple.
One mom/dominatrix.
One zombie killer.
Zombie food.
A lusty vengeful suburban mom who doubles as an assassin.
One Mafia hit man.
A woman who can go from scary to sweet in the blink of an eye.
A scarred up high functioning socio-path.
One quirky loyal sidekick.
One disheartened lawyer.

@Plucky Not sure what we should call it but if everyone here would place whatever is in their right hand pants pocket on the table now I will make a small missile that will take down the North Korean rocket.

Open the nail clippers, stretch the hair elastic across like a slingshot. Bunch the three .22 shells two up one down and jam them into the chap stick tube. Attach the lighter to the chapstick tube with the paper clip. Take the iPod and find the Audacity app. Generate the acoustic freq….
Oooppps! It blew up already. Let’s forget about this. Pretend it never happened….