10. Mitt Romney and Courtney Stodden (tie). One's a relentless fame whore married to a man three times her age. The other cost himself a good shot at the presidency thanks to 47 percent-style gaffes and never deciding what kind of candidate he felt like being. Really, we just wanted to make web history with the first-ever use of Mitt Romney and Courtney Stodden in the same sentence.

9. Taylor Armstrong and Lance Armstrong (tie). Two Armstrongs, each shameless in their own way.

8. Hulk Hogan. Previously best known for body slamming opponents to the mat, the man with the self-proclaimed largest pythons in the world continues to make headlines for having body pumped Heather Clem to the bed on video with his elderly one-eyed snake. We know: EWWW.

7. Kris Humphries. As if marrying Kim Kardashian were not deplorable enough, he refuses to officially pull the plug on the union, alleging he was somehow duped into falling for the talent-free reality star. Seriously, this guy sucks.

6. Chris Brown. For some reason, people can't move past his 2009 assault on Rihanna. NOTE: That reason is Chris Brown's continued obnoxiousness.

5. NHL Players. Ah, the segment of the 1% that elects not to work. Idiots. The only thing worse than being locked out? No one noticing or caring.

4. Kris Jenner. Call her an entertainment mogul. Call her a mom-ager. Call her a she-pimp for her own evil spawn. By any name, she's an embarrassment.

3. Jenelle Evans. Setting a new high water mark for TV fights, tumultuous relationships (Kieffer Delp, Gary Head, Courtland Rogers) and crazy arrests earns a top three spot.

2. Lindsay Lohan. Girl gets into legal jams like it's her job. Anyone else with a rap sheet that long would be getting a good stuffing today ... IN JAIL!!

1. Donald Trump. The king of PR stunts and Obama rants wins the top turkey trophy because of his repeated attempts to insert himself into the national political discourse, and the complete and utter rejection of his "ideas" by Americans across the political spectrum. Who said the electorate was always polarized? Everyone's signing the Dump Trump Macy's petition!

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I was surprised (yet glad) to see that immature and annoying Courtney Stodden included in the top 10. Courtney...who cannot tell the difference (or whatever) between BOTH a microwave oven and a trash compactor...DUMB AS HELL!!!!! Her husband Doug (who is NO PRIZE himself) should have also been included in the top 10...for being stupid enough for marrying that emotionally cuckoo Courtney. All in all, very accurate top 10. PEACE!!!!!

baja•November 23, 2012 04:22

.........he treats his ANUS like a vagina?

Do your research•November 22, 2012 21:45

NHL players are not "electing" to not play. The owners of the NHL teams will not allow them to play. Seriously, a simple google search would have told you that. Can't believe you get paid to be obviously wrong about things here.