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Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfuckerFuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfuckerFuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfuckerFuck the motherfucker, he's a total motherfucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfuckerFuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfuckerFuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfuckerIf you think that motherfucker is sacredIf you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fuckerFuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist

And if you don't like the swearing this motherfucker forced from meAnd reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucityThen fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employsWhen one is fucking pissed at mother fuckers fucking boys

And I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfuckerMeans you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostateThis has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckersI'm not interested right now in theological debate

There are other fucking songs, and there are other fucking waysI'll be a religious apologist on other fucking daysBut the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie fuckerThen pope or prince or plumber you're a fucking motherfucker

And I don't give a fuck what any other motherfuckerBelieves about Jesus and his motherfucking motherI've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other fuckersWhile those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others

But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authorityAnd with threats of hell impose it on others in societyThen you, you motherfucker, can expect some fucking wrathWhen it turns out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfuckerIf you're still a motherfucking papistIf he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddie fuckerFuck him, he's as evil as the motherfucking rapist

And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me trueIf this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended youWith its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespectIf it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter

But if you find me more offensive than the possibilitythat The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddlyThen listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a factYou are just as morally misguided as that motherfuckingPower-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

[If the Pope Owned a Disco]

If the pope owned a disco no-one would comeBecause they won't allow gays there

Who'd start the dancing?Who'd start the dancing?Who'd start the dancing?Who'd start the dancing?

If the pope owned a discoIf the pope owned a discoIf the pope owned a disco

Who'd start the dancing?If the pope owned a discoIf the pope owned a discoWho'd start the dancing?