Baseball umpire sports art

Bad Umpire Painting

Now, I know that this is a really bad drawing in ink of an
umpire - but what do you expect - me to draw or paint the perfect painting each
time. Do you r really expect a baseball
player to hit one thousand? Do you
expect an umpire to make the correct call every time he has to make one? Well, I
can't paint or draw the great art
piece each time I go to the studio - and this is proof of that position. Think of the great baseball player who hits
300. That means he fails seven out of
ten times. How is that great? He fails three out of ten times.

Umpire Heckles

How many bad calls
does an ump
make? It depends if you are on the
winning side of the calls or the losing side. These are some of the comments players and manager had said
when getting a bad call: "You're
killing me, blue. Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game? It sure sounded like a strike! How'd you get a square head in that round
mask? Did they stopped printing the
rulebook in Braille? Don't donate your
eyes to science, they don't want em'.
Does your wife let you make decisions at home? Pull the good eye out of
your pocket. I thought only horses slept standing up! Flip over the plate and
read the directions."

Artist heckles

What if you're an artist and the client starts heckling
you. " That's not green. Lenscrafter called...your glasses will be
ready in 30 minutes. Flip the canvas
over and start again on the other side.
Are you painting in Braille? Is
this going to get any better or is this it?"

All sports need an umpire or
referee. And what is important is that they have integrity , and just as import
is good eyesight. And even if they do have good judgment it seems that another
part of baseball is for the fans and players booing and abusing the umpires –
It is part of the game. So don't think
that a machine can replace them. Because
the same thing would happen if you used a machine. When a call is ruled against the player,
instead of using words he is going to take his bat to the machine and blast it
down third.