I was looking through a male friend’s calendar the other day and every month he had written ‘P’. I was like “Dude, what’s the ‘P’ for? Is that when you get your period?” To which he replied horrified “NO! ‘P’ equals payday”. FYI everyone ‘£’ equals payday, ‘P’ is definitely period. This post is in […]

Christmas gift ideas for women who want to ride their bicycle; they want to ride their b-i-k-e… Alex Monroe bicycle necklace Bike jewellery usually falls into two categories; cutesy, vintage penny farthing pieces or jewellery actually made out of recycled bits of bike. The latter especially offends me. Jewellery designer Alex Monroe is a keen […]

It’s December! That’s wonderful for so many reasons. Firstly, the mass shaving of moustaches and, well, Christmas, obviously. All year we have been embarrassingly having to wear our Christmas jumpers when we have fallen pathetically behind on our washing. How girls with wardrobes as immense as ours can run out of clean clothes is beyond […]

Unless you’ve managed to stay away from all channels of social media this month, you’ll have probably read an open letter. Maybe you read the reply, the reply to the reply, the open letter to open letters. Maybe. As the Miley Cyrus vs Sinead O’Connor correspondence continues we are kind of loving this remix. It’s […]

Hands up who’s had a DIY hair dyeing disaster? Yep, us too. Almost all of us had an unfortunate encounter with Sun-In in the 90s. With recent trends including dip dyeing and pretty pastels we dread to think what may have gone on in our bathrooms without Bleach. We don’t mean the disinfectant chemical (although, […]

You know those people who wear their festival wristbands long after the hangover has subsided? Long after the ‘I haven’t come across a pair of scissors yet’ excuse has worn thin? Yep, some people almost have a sleeve growing there. We aren’t going to bitch about them and their smelly wrists, instead we’re going to […]

When we are fabulous old ladies and we see young girls on their way to fancy dress parties dressed as Amy Winehouse no doubt we will be reminded of exactly where we were and what we were doing when we heard the sad news that she had died. As a true icon of our epoch […]