The Internet's Best Responses To #WhyICantTalkToMyEx

People on Twitter are going crazy sharing exactly why they don't talk to their exes anymore.

Some never had exes. Some would talk to their exes if they didn't, you know, have restraining orders getting in the way.

Some can't talk to their exes because they were literally the devil. Some can't talk to their exes because they're dead to them.

And then there was the girl who set her ex's car on fire then proceeded to boink his brother. So... that's why she can't talk to her ex.

Read along with the hashtag #WhyICantTalkToMyEx, which is filled with people who are SO TOTALLY OVER THEIR EXES that they're taking time out of their days to tell social media why they don't talk to them.

These people don't even have exes to talk to.

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That's true!

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Ummm... can someone check on this guy? I'm worried.

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Simple, to the point. I respect it.

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She's so far from having one.

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So... can we all agree this girl is the living worst?

These people would talk to their exes if it wasn't for those pesky little restraining orders!

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Yep, probably a fair reason to not talk to her.

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Thank you so much for the details of your restraining order, @JakeDaleyy!

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Yeah, I'm sure it was just a "little misunderstanding."

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Anyone else wondering why his restraining order is printed on pink paper? Like, was it issued by Elle Woods?!

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Really? ...That's the smiley you're going with?

These people's exes might want to look into restraining orders if they don't already have them.