Scott Brown, Cover Up Those Daughters!

Listen, Senator Scott, unless you want your senatorial daughters to end up like old what’s-his-name’s nutty daughter with the boobs and the retractable regrettable Twittering, it’s time to cover up those gals and live like a real Republican.

I want to put the shells to my, um, EAR and see if I can hear the ocean. over the screams. Also.

MBritt

Strangely I am more comfortable with this picture than the former shell-boobs. Probably because my father would have ripped those off and made us stand nekkid on the front porch to be eaten alive by mosquitoes in full view of the neighbors, rather than allow a photo like that. He’s an asshole. So is this guy. Thanks for the Burq-ee do-up on this one. What can Brown do for you?

iburl

Hi, I’m Senator Teabag, and yoooouuuu (scans pointer finger across crowd) are the machine!!
I know I’m not supposed to say this.. but “I Love My Wife”, who you may recognize from News at 10 on channel 5!
Speaking of talking heads, my two daughters are available if the price is right!!
Just kidding! One of them has a ‘Boyfriend’! Whatever!
I am so honored to take the seat that was once kept so warm for so long by the dearly departed Teddy Kennedy.
May he rest in peace! And now my very telegenic family has to party hardy! Yess!!

YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN OLBERMANN DESCRATING THE MANS DAUGHTERS WITH MUSLINISM AND TERRORIST REGALIA

Guppy06

They’re Muslim? That means I can buy and marry both!

Texan Bulldoggette

He just needs to attend a purity ball with them; then all will be right in the GOP world.

Guppy06

[re=498436]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: He needs to get them dolls with matching outfits.

qaf

I like to think of him as Brown 25.

SayItWithWookies

I’m just glad to see the Republicans elect someone who’s in favor of an exception for rape and incest. And I also hear he’s pro-choice.

S.Luggo

[re=498435]Guppy06[/re]: But with either, why goshdarn would you want to? Beck would be there to preside over the ceremony as he weeps during his menstrual period. Limpbaugh would eat all of baby doves and invite the ushers over to teh rubber rooms (with drains) of his mansion for a boyz-will-be-boyz sweat lodge Dominican holiday.

Paul Tardy

We’re faghtin this wer so his girls can run about half neekid. God Bless

S.Luggo

[re=498441]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Which choice?

[re=498437]Guppy06[/re]: If you are an islamo-terrorcyst, everything matches.

Black is black, I want my baby back.

S.Luggo

[re=498427]Aurelio[/re]: Mikey?

SayItWithWookies

[re=498445]S.Luggo[/re]: All of them, Katie.

Bearbloke

[re=498410]chascates[/re]: [re=498435]Guppy06[/re]: Of course the females are available for Mut’ah my friends – but now Sheik Brown only accepts dowries of gold, jewels, camels and petroleum, as Allah (and the Saudi Sheiks who own befriend all Republican federal officials) intended…

In other political news John Edwards is poised to release a statement that he is the father of Riselle Hunter’s child. His former personal aide Andrew Young is to say he stated he was the father as a favor to Edwards in an upcoming ABC interview. And Young wrote a book on the subject to be released Feb. 2.

So more bad news for the Democrats and a plus for the authors of Game Change. Now if only Scott Brown has anything on the side . . .

chascates

And, regarding the ‘available’ statement:

“My jaw dropped,” said Ayla on Wednesday. “I was like, that definitely wasn’t in the script!” But her dad is always doing things like that, she added. He even asked fellow Republican Mitt Romney, a former Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate, “if he had any more sons he could sell me to,” Ayla quipped. “He said, ‘please … she’ll convert to a Mormon!”

[re=498461]chascates[/re]: I loved the time her father sold her in Morocco while he was modeling.

Extemporanus

Alright, you guys.

I think it’s about time we cut the flesh-baring Brown girls some slack in regards to their flesh-baring, Brown girl ways.

Seriously, do you have any idea how almost totally impossible it is to find an off-the-rack, extra long, clam shell-style burqini in the middle of freakin’ January?

I mean, maybe if you lived in Dearborn, Michigan, or somewhere like, oh, I dunno, Qatar, perhaps, there might exist a very remote possibility that you could pick one up, used, at Goodwill, or St. Vinnies, or a mosque fundraiser, or some such shit.

But in Massafreakinchusetts? In January?! No way, dude.

No. Freakin’. Way.

chascates

The crowd at the Sturgis bikefest will go apeshit over these two. Meghan may think of liposuction. Bill Kristol may forget about Sarah Palin. Hell, Todd might as well.

Bearbloke

[re=498464]Extemporanus[/re]: There are more than a few Muslim immigrants down here, and it’s High Summer right now… so be careful what you wish for, mate…

Extemporanus

[re=498466]Bearbloke[/re]: I’m not entirely clear what element of my previous comment implied that I was wishing for something (and moreover, what that something might have been), but I will heed your sage advice and be careful nonetheless, if for no other reason than it isn’t raining 24-7 on your arse-end of the globe like it is on mine (my friend’s apartment is hours away from sliding into the ocean, hahaha!) and therefore your demeanor is no doubt a wee bit more “High Summer-y” and stable than is mine.

The punchline is: their victorious daddy is with the same GOP that was comparing itself to the Taliban a year or so ago, saying they needed to use them as role-models!

It’s funny because it’s true!

gurukalehuru

If Senator Centerfold does decide that this is his moment of destiny, he’ll be up against Rick (Santorum) Santorum.
Brown’s hottie daughters (Oh, yeah, I’d hit either or both) will bring total humiliation and public embarrassment on the Santorum brood.

And really, guys, snark’s snark, but it was a pretty innocent photo.

plowman

These Brown girls just aren’t optioned to compete with Meghan’s rack…

Way Cool Larry

[re=498449]Bearbloke[/re]: Mut’ah! Finally a good reason to go muslin!

Way Cool Larry

[re=498472]lulzmonger[/re]: are you ululzating?

the problem child

Mullah Brown, I’m in love with your daughter.
Yeah, the one with the champagne eyes.

[re=498460]chascates[/re]: Not really bad news for Dems, per se; John’s been on the outs in the party for some time. Of course, still doesn’t mean that Bill-O & Campbell & Wolf won’t be screeching — yes, screeching — ’bout the DEMONCRAP SEXX SCANDAL. With the scorned wife at home. With the Cancer.

As to the former Senator’s admission: we already knew. Stop taking public relations tips from Mark Mc Gwire. Unless, of course, it’s to admit Jose Canseco was giving the little one steroid injections in the buttock. (Football is big business in the South, of course. Gotta start ‘em young.)

Sparky McGruff

[re=498436]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Purity balls? As a head tea-bagger, I bet he’s used to having plenty of “purity balls” in his mouth.

PlanetWingnuta

[re=498489]Sparky McGruff[/re]: I would like to see balls in his mouth…

Any nubile young boys in a position to seduce Senator Brown Stripe away from his harem? Considering today’s modern GOP, we may need to add a goat to the mix.

Potater

[re=498497]stew[/re]: What do you expect when their daddies pay more attention to the cabana boy than to them?

Mr. Tusks

JESUS CHRIST WONKETTE STOP POSTING PORN I READ THIS SHIT IN CLASS

Prommie

Frank Zappa saw this dude coming:

Hey there people I’m Scotty Brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp and I’m Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady…i don’t know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is Scotty Brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is Scotty brown

TGY

What a wonderful new concept: burqa-bling.

skyinator

“Mr. Brown You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter.” – Herman’s Hermits.

JesusButter

[re=498475]gurukalehuru[/re]: “innocent” my ASS. No father in his right mind would let his daughters run around nekkid like that, much less POSE with them. That, Sir, is a man who if not actively molesting his daughters, is at least fantasizing about it.

yellowdogdem

[re=498464]Extemporanus[/re]: Clearly you don’t know Massachusetts. Gets up to 35 degrees, you see people on the streets in shorts.

THE PROPHET MUHAMMED PBUH

[re=498753]yellowdogdem[/re]: IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, THE BENEFICENT, THE JUST: AYLA BINT BROWN ENTERED UPON THE PROPHET OF ALLAH WHILE SHE WAS WEARING THIN CLOTHES. THE PROPHET OF ALLAH TURNED HIS ATTENTION FROM HER, SAYING: O AYLA, WHEN A WOMAN REACHES THE AGE OF MENSTRUATION, IT DOES NOT SUIT HER THAT SHE DISPLAYS ANY PART OF HER BODY BUT THESE, AND HE POINTED TO HER FACE AND HANDS.

Rolf

yikes… what makes this offensive is not the burqas, but the horrible attempt with MS PAint… please don’t tell me that’s Photoshop… egh.