Tuesday, October 11, 2005

1987 - Rapetastic!

Mike Tyson's Punch Out was released for the NES this year. This was obviously before he was convicted of rape, and bit off that one guy's ear and whatnot. After he was convicted, Nintendo changed the name to Punch Out and the final match was with "Mr. Dream". Lame. They should've made a new plot where Tyson rapes Princess Peach and she trains J-Lo style, like in Enough, and goes and just kicks the shinola out of him. That would've rocked. Nintendo, call me, I've got millions of these ideas. "I've had ENOUGH!"