LOL .. what a great idea! I have three hens at the moment ... maybe my next acquisition will be an ostrich ... I might need a bigger fridge for the eggs tho. I assume that the volume of their poop can be equated to the comparative size of the bird though ... in which case I'd hate to think of the state of the garden. Do they perch? In which case I'd need a bigger fence too ... ((actually having second thoughts now))