Tears running down my cheeks.These memes are so damn funny lol!House for rent: Nigerians 200kReturnees without accent 400kReturnees with accents 800kCome and see them all dishing their accents for Warri pidgin lol.

hahahahahhahahahha i almost choke on this my sweet jollof rice. the teacher na real waffy brother. that of kirikiri got me rolling on the floor. but on a more serious note ehn i dont understand why fine boys have wack Dick game. you will see a fine boy with fine body to die for but his dick game is wack like so so wack wtf!!!the one wey dey pain me pass na those once wey get very big something that cant even do shit with it. nigga better get ya game tight or forget bout it, coz heaven knows i aint gonna settle with a man whose dick game is WACK!

am so glad is a Saturday all i have to do is stretch my hair, watch movies, lazy about today and hang my legs on the cupboard.

The born again scenario is so me! Went to visit my business partner and am not comfortable eating in his house, I claimed am on the mountain, God punish devil na my favorite food e come be with assorted meat, fish and okporoko. Na side eyes I de give them until I comot there. Hahahahahaha, I won't eat in ur place if I don't trust u no matter wetin u serve.

LMAO Iweka road and ebinpejo lane. Then those corporate Lagos beggars, who are always stranded. Please what were you thinking when you left your house knowing you had no money. "Sister excuse me" is always their first sentence, once you respond it's all over "ehn please assist me I don't have transport money..."