originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Is it true all Masons have moobs and infect the invention of the brassiere should be accredited to a lodge master in Baton Rouge who need the extra
support for his performance during rituals?

That is indeed true as the Senior and Junior Wardens of his Lodge both became fed up with supporting his massive, hirsute melons during the Degrees.

Little known fact, we also invented the thong and high heels. We loves the women folk so much we decided to share these wondrous inventions with
you.

originally posted by: intergalactic fire
So it took you 7 years to get 10.000 posts
1 year and a bit later you touched the 20.000 mark
...
Sooo... see you somewhere in August for the 30.000 post??
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final goal will be what, 10 000 a month?

I did notice that. I think part of it was on my hefty travel schedule last year but a larger part is because of all the cool friends I have here to
converse with regularly.

Seeing as I missed all the wrongness last night
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You were a beautiful blonde sitting across from me on the delayed 11.42 Manchester to London train , you had caught my eye on the platform laughing
wearing a pink backpack and a gold headband.
We exchanged glances several times and I was finding it hard not to stare, I wanted to talk to you and hoped we could swap details I just lost my
nerve and before I knew it we'd arrived and you were disappearing into St Pancras Underground.
I know it's a long shot but if you see this please get in touch, I'd love it if we could meet up sometime.

Happy 20k Mr Mason - I know you sent me this when you were hitting on me and asked me to keep it to myself but I thought it was really fitting for
this thread.
Hopefully the other ladies can 'use' it the way that I have.

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