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Just in case you even for a moment thought Lisa Ungerwould respond and Michael Sladewouldn’t, here’s a post from the Master of Horrorhimself:

That’s what good books and good teachers do, right? Pass on the passion from one generation to the next! By the way, that talk of Slade’s I went to in 2005? “Fear of deformity (like scissors to your eyes)” was on the list! Just to give you something to think about . . . ba-dump, ba-dump. Ba-dump, ba-dump….!!!!!