A young novice was climbing up the hll towards the convent. She carried a little cardboard case in her hand, containing the few items she’d be permitted inside the walls. Halfway up she stubbed her toe on a rock. "Oh shit!"

Standing still she looked around. "Oh, fuck, I said shit."

She bit her lower lip. "Oh,shit, I said fuck."

Whereupon she turned around and headed down hill. "Stuff it, I didn’t want to be a nun anyway."