Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

How did this happen in the first place? Some guy was confronted with beautiful scenery and his first thought was, "This could only look better if there were some big harry balls hanging there." Somehow I don't think there is a "girlfriend" in this scenario.