Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I think it was Bill Engvall (or Jeff Foxworthy) who commented on something similar, a statue of Garth Brooks carved out of butter. He said something like "How do you realize you have the ability to carve butter? And they're just going to melt it down anyway, so how can you prove that you did it?"