They should disperse the sparkle ponies. I am going to volunteer to walk in the middle of a group/herd/pack (whatever) of sparkle ponies and let out a couple good loud stinky farts. That will show them who's boss....

Love Rice

Roach: "I feel like in this day and age, every girl should know how to build a flamethrower."

They Should... Ban all "participants" who think they have got it all right, down pat and know everything and I will volunteer to go around with a cattle prod tazing every one that I hear exclaiming....."Your'e doing it wrong!" "Fucking Tourist." And... "Burning man was soo much better when...." This especially includes people standing in the street mindlessly giving negative criticism to no one in general.

If it didn't come from your body it doesn't go in the potty!!!!!! The exception is One ply RV/Septic Type TP only. No Baby wipes of any kind. Pack it in pack it out.

I've been looking for a inexpensive 220 volt air raid siren for 3 years

Black Rock City Welding and Repair. The Night Time Warming Station.

Card Carrying Member BRCCP.

When you pass the 4th "bridge out!" sign; the flaming death is all yours.-Knowmad-

They should amend the "Leave no trace" principle to read "We will leave no trace except for the gigantic environmental impact of 10s of thousands of RVs, trucks, and cars driving here and the buttload of gas-powered generators running once here."

BBadger wrote:Here's a new rule: Air raid sirens must be installed around BRC to warn of impending (and current) dust storms. It'll add to the whole atmosphere of the apocalypse.

That would be awesome.

Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

They should stop having Burning Man altogether because, according to every other post on e-playa, Burning Man is already over and will never be as good as that one year and the art isn't good anymore and the ticket thing is absurd/intentional/racist/corporate and the hippies and the shirtcockers and the soundcamps and the ravers and the BMORG and there are too many stupid virgins and frat boys who ruin everything. EVERYTHING!

I will attempt to counter this by sharing what I can with some virgins this year -- I will pay it forward, whatever "it" is, remembering that I, too, was once a virgin, and that some of this year's virgins are going to come back next year with the coolest fucking thing I have ever seen.

I will, further, forgive (and avoid) the crusty cranky veteran whose expectations about what Real Brand Burners do and do not do have made him incapable of embracing what is happening NOW.

All burners who off-handedly use italian to make a point must learn the difference between "duce" ("leader"--related to "duke", probably) and "dulce" ("sweet, candy") so people don't run up and down eplaya looking for a thread that isn't there.

I will make this happen by alternatedly rudely pointing at and mocking those who make the mistake, and gazing at everyone with big, puppy-dog eyes, so people will know how hurt I am...

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

Chowski wrote:They should stop having Burning Man altogether because, according to every other post on e-playa, Burning Man is already over and will never be as good as that one year and the art isn't good anymore and the ticket thing is absurd/intentional/racist/corporate and the hippies and the shirtcockers and the soundcamps and the ravers and the BMORG and there are too many stupid virgins and frat boys who ruin everything. EVERYTHING!

I will attempt to counter this by sharing what I can with some virgins this year -- I will pay it forward, whatever "it" is, remembering that I, too, was once a virgin, and that some of this year's virgins are going to come back next year with the coolest fucking thing I have ever seen.

I will, further, forgive (and avoid) the crusty cranky veteran whose expectations about what Real Brand Burners do and do not do have made him incapable of embracing what is happening NOW.

Welcome to ePlaya!

Great avatar.

*** 2016 Survival Guide ***"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger

Chowski wrote:They should stop having Burning Man altogether because, according to every other post on e-playa, Burning Man is already over and will never be as good as that one year and the art isn't good anymore and the ticket thing is absurd/intentional/racist/corporate and the hippies and the shirtcockers and the soundcamps and the ravers and the BMORG and there are too many stupid virgins and frat boys who ruin everything. EVERYTHING!

I will attempt to counter this by sharing what I can with some virgins this year -- I will pay it forward, whatever "it" is, remembering that I, too, was once a virgin, and that some of this year's virgins are going to come back next year with the coolest fucking thing I have ever seen.

I will, further, forgive (and avoid) the crusty cranky veteran whose expectations about what Real Brand Burners do and do not do have made him incapable of embracing what is happening NOW.

Welcome to ePlaya!

Great avatar.

There are no staple holes. It's a lie!!!!1

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

Chowski wrote:They should stop having Burning Man altogether because, according to every other post on e-playa, Burning Man is already over and will never be as good as that one year and the art isn't good anymore and the ticket thing is absurd/intentional/racist/corporate and the hippies and the shirtcockers and the soundcamps and the ravers and the BMORG and there are too many stupid virgins and frat boys who ruin everything. EVERYTHING!

What? I thought every other post on ePlaya stated that this year was better.

"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens