i just thought of something... ATTACK NEJI!!! *was last seen with tons of blood on him and a pile of salt covering him and he was screaming in a garbage dumpster* help... hm... let's try... WHAT THE HELL??? oh =_=; that was the original itachi, i meant let's try... FLASHING!!! =D

*appears on a TV news screen* And now, tonight's news. President Neji is now the prime suspect of the murder of itachiclone.He was found dead without pants in the gutters of Teacup road. It was suspected that his lack of pants indicaded sexual assult, but as there is no further evidence of this, it was suspected that he was simply a poor fool mooning the wrong person. We will give you further details as they are known.This is Hero Of Winds Mihamaru with the news. Back to you, doom.

*appears on teh screen with a mask on* ok now... in other news, shikki has died for the millionth time today. Millions of peopel gathered around hsikki's dead body and celebrated. Then the police came and beat the **** out of them, and then pissed on shikki's body. That is all >.>

*appears on screen with the zodiac symbol* now for the main story... miha's dead corpse was found at a train graveyard without his eyes it was said he was stabbed in the eyes and his hands were cut off and writeen in his blood near him was

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from.

And now to Brad over in weather!

Today's Forecast is slightly cloudy with a chance of rain later tonight. High for the day is 82º and the low is 67º.

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from.

How many ideas have I stolen? I just made this thread because my one time joke (I only intended it to be used once) was becoming popular, and didn't want another innocent penguin to die.

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from.

How many ideas have I stolen? I just made this thread because my one time joke (I only intended it to be used once) was becoming popular, and didn't want another innocent penguin to die.

This just in from our undercover street team. While hiding out in a back alley they caught miha taking a piss on a keg outside a bar while cursing under his breath how he needs to find more people to steal ideas from.

How many ideas have I stolen? I just made this thread because my one time joke (I only intended it to be used once) was becoming popular, and didn't want another innocent penguin to die.

meh news was my thing =\

i even had my own special rolly chair for it T.T

Breaking news!In an effort to avoid lawsuit, Miha has settled the dispute out of court.Miha can now use the newsroom bit, but shikki gets anchor spot, can continue using the joke, as he always did, he still gets the rolly chair, and even gets the General position in his Oompa army, although Miha still remains Commander-in-cheif.