Friday, September 13, 2013

Find Out That You’re Indestructible, Except For One Fatal Flaw Day!

Today while waiting for the subway you’re going to accidentally drop your phone on the tracks. You’ll climb down to get it, and just then the train will arrive. Unable to climb back up in time, you’ll stand on the tracks and think of your family as the train takes you.

When the train makes impact, the sound will be deafening. Wreckage, metal on metal, screams from all directions.

When you open your eyes you’ll realize that you haven’t moved an inch, but the train crumpled in on itself, killing hundreds, maiming more.

As the smoke clears and the screams swirl all around you you’ll look down at yourself and say, “Hey, wow! I’m indestructible!”

A first responder will hear you and say, “Yeah, big congrats! Maybe you can use your power to help us carry some of these bodies out, jerkface!”

Upon hearing “jerkface,” you’ll fall to the ground, weak and utterly defenseless. You’re indestructible except for one fatal flaw: name-calling.

Happy Find Out That You’re Indestructible, Except For One Fatal Flaw Day!