Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Laid-Off, it's a Life Event

Two-Bert has arrived, and he was confounding to the last. Just as I was wondering whether we'd make it to the weekend, he decided that amniotic fluid was so yesterday and spun forth onto this mortal coil. It was an arrival characterized by 38 hours of off-and-on pain spikes, 45 minutes of anguish, and 10 minutes of pushing. Two-Bert's tale of the tape:

8 lbs., 8 oz.

20.5 inches long

14.5-inch cranial circumference

long, slender, artist's hands

memorable birthday (05-10-05)

another scion of the Laid-Off empire

Forthwith, you'll be able to read the whole story in a string of serialized episodes--each more white-knuckling than the last!

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Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Laid-Off, it's a Life Event

Two-Bert has arrived, and he was confounding to the last. Just as I was wondering whether we'd make it to the weekend, he decided that amniotic fluid was so yesterday and spun forth onto this mortal coil. It was an arrival characterized by 38 hours of off-and-on pain spikes, 45 minutes of anguish, and 10 minutes of pushing. Two-Bert's tale of the tape:

8 lbs., 8 oz.

20.5 inches long

14.5-inch cranial circumference

long, slender, artist's hands

memorable birthday (05-10-05)

another scion of the Laid-Off empire

Forthwith, you'll be able to read the whole story in a string of serialized episodes--each more white-knuckling than the last!