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Oscar Mania

Unfortunately, me and Gunther were not formally nominated for Academy Awards for our brilliant performances in “Walton-ized By The Waltons”.
Our moron of a manager says, “only one person went to see it!” Me and Gunther have photographic evidence that two people actually saw it…

Me and Gunther are counting on a heavy, last minute write-in vote. We are prepared to accept our Oscar Statuettes viaSkype.

Tune in tonight to see how we do! You won’t believe your ears when you hear my acceptance speech!

11 thoughts on “Oscar Mania”

Lol! The Oscars are really underwhelming… Especially when a wooden actor like Matthew McConaughey is nominated… It also seems like, all of the movies should be in the sci-fi category, since they have nothing to do with life as we know it.

After watching the Oscar ceremonies a few times in my 20’s and 30’s, there were better things in life than listening to a bunch of people with egos the size of Montana giving 15 minute speeches that would make an insomniac start to snore. 🙂

Me and Gunther decided it must have been his turn…. After decades of wooden and self-conscious performances… We also decided that his Oscar probably should have gone to the laboratory that produces his senior meds.