Join us, won’t you, for another session of frantic chat commenting while a program plays out on your television screen. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

And so begins a new season of Hard Knocks, in which HBO follows the training camp exploits of the pussytubing, self-proclaimed future Super Bowl champion Jets. So many questions to resolve. How has Mark Sanchez’s poise held up over a long offseason? Will the team agree to trade holdout Darrelle Revis to True Blood to acquire its time slot? Can Santonio Holmes’ wake n’ bake sessions make for compelling television? What’s gets captured by cameras first: Jason Taylor dancing or LaDainian on the stationary bike?