Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?

Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick. Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick? The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.

Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.

yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

If youre marrying a good woman, you'll be happy.If not, well you soon wont be. (Married or happy, probably both.)

yes i made them reschedule the whole thing 2 hours back so i could still get in my morning quads and hams workout (gotta stay consistent), just finished, sitting here enjoying a nice shake of protein/glutamine/aminos...already packed a few tupperware bowls of rice and chicken breast to have on hand the rest of the day in case i feel i start feeling that im going catabolic; my bros are gonna have them at the ready all night since the reception could go as long as 6 hours without access to protein

Worst advice ever. Doing this will just make it hurt that much more when she a) cheats, b) tells you to pack your shit, c) nags you until you're sitting on the end of your bed with a gun in your mouth, or d) ... you get the idea.

Just think, you are committing yourself to slipping your rod into the same vagina for the rest of your life. Horrific.

Other things you have to look forward to: children (nightmare), in-law family events, etc.

Pretty soon you'll develop a screws-collecting hobby out in the garage just to have an excuse to get away from the dizzy broad.