Friday, November 24, 2006

Bumper StickerWarning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.IRSWe've got what it takes to take what you have got.Bumper StickerGo on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.ReligiousSatan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.Bumper StickerI'm not deaf.. I'm just ignoring you.William HaganA very nasty man just tried to kill us all." Speaking to passengers of a plane going to Nairobi, a British Airways captain announced over the loudspeaker after recovering control from a man who stormed into the cabain and seized the flight controls of the plane and made the plane lurch.Bumper StickerPay attention and drive.Bumper StickerDon't take my signals literally.Jon StewartEvery time I turn you on, it looks like a Matlock book club." Jon Stewart spoke these words to host Larry King.Bumper StickerParanoids have enemies too.ReligiousWal-Mart isn't the only saving place!Bumper StickerSometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep