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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

this is veritable plethora of posts is due to the after effects of that ever-so-lovely lavender shirt on the earlier posted Strumpdate. that kind of shirt causes lasting aftershocks not to mention retinal burn.

Ubetcha--
At least the bot let you post. My reference to an event in a city in Illinois that was similar (the exploding manholes were "walking" down the street on the way towards a riverboat) was refused completely as being too commercial.

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Recov, Desk Diva- I have spent many years trying to figure out how to solve such crimes. Basically put, I have studied it the best I could. Losing lunch is, crying in bed, a lot of anger, and my best bet is that most decent human beings can help to prevent it. If it is posted online, then the pictures can be analyzed. We are starting to get film awareness programs that can create a perfect replica of people. This can be used to profile and help victims. Most people have probably met someone that is being abused, just not realizing it. The abuser uses threats to keep control. If this little girl is found and psychologically treated correctly for the crime, she will probably end up ok. She will be scarred, but she will know how to deal with it.

The person who committed the crime will go to jail, and then die. Convicts do not like such people, and have no problems with meeting out revenge.

It is a very serious subject. I wish I had a perfect answer, but I don't. In fact, I don't know how to properly end such a subject line. The police could probably figure out some info based on the clothes being warn. A small trail to follow, but a leade none the less. Then using the computer profile and security tapes, they can trace where the little girl has been. Also, the man can be figured out from the tapes as well. It would darken the soul to view them though. Those are my ideas. I wish I could help more.