Come join your favorite evil mindless echo-chambery socialist communist yet somehow fascist and bleeding heart godless liberals as we celebrate the holiday season. And yes, Fox News, it is called the “Holidays” and we wish people “Happy Holidays” because there are other Holidays going on right now other than Christmas, just as there are other religions than Christianity.

The where and when:

Date: Tonight, December 14th

Place: Timothy’s (Riverfront)

Time: 7:00p.m.

And we will have a mystery guest showing up. No guessing on who it might be. Alright, I’ll tell you. Vice President Biden!!! Well, not really… no. But there will be a mystery guest.

In keeping with tradition, please bring food for the Food Bank of Delaware. We will be collecting the goodies and necessities and then delivering them the Food Bank. Let’s make someone’s season bright!

WWWHHHAAATTTT? This dribble about ugly sweaters. I thought we were doing ugly panties? You know liberal, and Santa is supposed to bring new ones. Conservatives do ugly sweaters. Mission statement friends, mission statement.

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