(Disclaimer: As to the following poem, no offense is intended toward any “granny fannies” out there. Undoubtedly, many are quite lovely and useful for sitting, too! The author further acknowledges that grandpa fannies are likely to be even more unsightly than granny fannies, but because “grandpa” doesn’t rhyme with “fanny,” he felt it was necessary to use the word “granny” in the following silly, little poem!)