Two jokes I heard at work today that made me LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH:

- A hamburger walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food."

- Two penises are walking down the street. One stops in front of a gay bar. When the other penis stops to ask him what's up, he says, "Let's go in and get shit faced!"

I also heard THEE most nerdy phrase leave my lips today:

"I was talking to someone in my guild in World of Warcraft today, and he said...." Manager Sean said that I seem pretty comfortable in my nerdery. I told him that I fought it for YEEEEARS, but finally gave in after turning thirty. Sean said that it makes me much happier than so many other people who won't embrace who they are, or who don't know who they really are.

Went to lunch after work with Jason and Elizabeth. It was a gorgeous day outside - light breeze, sunshine, not a cloud in sight - when we went into Buffet City, though we were all in FOUL moods. When we came out, we were beyond happy and giggly, but super dark clouds had swarmed in and it looked like the apocolypse outside.

I hope that after I go to sleep today (soon!) that I will magically wake up and have my shoulder be pain free, instead of feeling as if gravity is stabbing the crap out of it. Stupid gravity.

Not to seem overly sensitive, but I think any joke that equates gay homosexuality with feces is pretty obnoxious. Imagine if such a joke referred to straight people who have anal sex too...

Two penises are walking down the street. One stops in front of a straight bar where everyone has anal sex. When the other penis stops to ask him what's up, he says, "Let's go in and get shit faced!"

Yeah, not so funny because our illogical culture believes that women are incapable of defecating (and when they do, they poop only roses and kittens!). Anal sex jokes are apparently only funny when they talk about anal sex between mens. yay!