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> Hey, where is everybody?
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> Or has the Singularity started already... ;)

Just finish a few microseconds ago. Sorry for the delay, some technical
problems in the...never mind.

Hope you like your new upload quasiverse. I/We selected it for minimal
transition problems. Unfortunately, my/our more <untranslatable>
collaborators have locked out the environment and <physical properties?>
controls, so things won't change too much until you find the
<untranslatable>.

Enjoy your vacation! The <work group, temporary intelligence> will get
back to you in a couple decades after we straighten out the
<no human reference>.