Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry

London | A homeless woman claims she has been impregnated by no other than Prince Harry himself.

The woman that has been arrested by security agents after causing a ruckus on the site of the Buckingham Palace has been obsessive about letting the world know that she is allegedly pregnant with another heir to the throne of England.

The 38-year old woman was seen loitering around the Buckingham Palace for the past weeks, trying repeatedly and incessantly to jump over fences and walls at night, and being chased off by police officers more then three times without ever getting caught.

The woman, that obviously has some mental issues, has been described by security agents for the past weeks as “saying she had to meet Prince Harry immediately and had terrific news for him but couldn’t tell us what”

It seems she might have been squatting the area for sometime as the Palace’s gardeners have been complaining about finding human feces at different places in the bushes and flowers of the area

If true, this news comes at an embarrassing time for the Royal family who are celebrating the news that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting a second child.

Prince Harry had no comments about the scene, but a spokesman for the Royal family assured us that “he hopes this woman gets help soon and that she is unharmed”.

1 Commenton "Britain: Woman Claims To Be Pregnant With Child Of Prince Harry"

Well don’t know what to think or say about all this. Hope the poor girl gets help. As for cowMilla she should just fuck off. How the hell did she think she could get away with taking Dianas place bitch.

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