When I was younger I lived in Edmonton, Alberta. One day, I went to an Oiler's game with my dad, back when they had Gretzky. It was a game against the Anaheim Mighty Ducks or something like that. The fans were all screaming, excited to see the spectacle. I was pretty pumped too, until the puck hit the ice.

The game was a fucking farce, the Ducks knew they were gonna lose, they were completely outclassed and out of their home arena, they were just playing damage control. Have you ever seen a game of hockey where one team doesn't even try to score? All they do is play defense to reduce from their hideous fail. Looks dumb, lemme tell ya.

The fans were still psyched over the retarded show, each time the Oilers scored another goal, the crowd went mad. I was fucking pissed, I had better ways to waste my time than watch a retard dance around while the other guy hit him with a baseball bat. The game was like 8-0 or something stupid.