Lowlights:
* Colbert and Stewart – you’ll die a thousand fiery deaths because they are so useless in a fantasy quest, but the social commentary will be first rate.
* Tom’s yawns make us feel under-appreciated as an audience.

Other Stuff:
* The Gollum character is that guy that any sane person would just kill, but whom the hero spares to the joy of all since said annoying bad guy has an important part to play in the fate of the world. As such, I choose Richard Parker from the Life of Pi.
* I totally called the Rudy = Samwise thing. Thanks for knowing that I would.

Okay, yes, the George Clooney thing was hysterical. “No, it’s…what did I say?” lol

PS – the line was “holy rusted metal, Batman.” “What?” “This metal…it’s rusty and full of holes.”

But I have to disagree…Clooney didn’t kill the Batman franchise. That was Joel Schumacher. He’s the one who came in and just started casting the biggest names he could find regardless of whether it was a good idea.