We all know that Aliens: Colonial Marines has been delayed until next year, which makes this sweet Collector's Edition all the more painful to behold. The highlight of the CE is the bad-ass resin Powerlaoder-squishing-a-xenomorph statue. I still don't understand how there's not a Powerloader in every garage in America, you know, for gardening and stuff. You can see all the included items in the collector's edition after the break.

Players will be able to fight for their squad’s survival and confront hordes of enemies as the original ALIENS film icons Private Hudson, Corporal Hicks, Private Drake and Sergeant Apone.

Additional Marines Character Customization Options

Ripley’s Flamethrower

Exclusive Multiplayer Weapons

Sonic Electronic Ball Breakers

Phase Plasma Rifle

Exclusive Game Level

USCM Academy Firing Range

USCM Dossier

Mission Brief

USS Sephora Schematic

Recruitment Card

LV-426 Recon Photo

USCM Iron-on Badges

USCM Graduation Certificate

That's a lot of swag! The Aliens: Colonial Marines Collector's Edition will cost you $99.99, which is way cheaper than a real Powerloader. You can get a better view of all the included items from the image at the bottom of the page.

What if you don't want to blow a hundred bucks on a Collector's Edition because you don't like toys? Hey, just because you're dead inside doesn't mean you have to miss out on all the fun. Gamestop has a pre-order bonus for you! (Is it just me, or is Gamestop getting a lot of pre-order exclusives, lately?) You can still get the classic Marine skins from the Aliens movie, along with Ripley's Flamethrower. No indication on if you can duct tape it to a M41-A Pulse Rifle.

Oh wait, judging from that pic, that is a flamethrower duct taped to a pulse rifle. Righteous.