This Tumblr even has odd band quotes like this one by Pat Kirch: "If I was an animal, I would be a little puppy because then I'd be cute and everyone would want to, like, pet me and I could lick their faces and stuff." Seriously, Pat, WTF.

Don't miss The Maine when they rock The Clubhouse on Friday, January 6 in support of their new album entitled Pioneer. Pioneer drops on Tuesday, December 6.