Case Number 16845: Small Claims Court

MATLOCK: THE THIRD SEASON

The Charge

Attention, please. Justice is served.

The Case

[Editor's Note: Dear readers, welcome once again to a visit
deep inside the disturbed mind of Judge David Johnson. These trips are not
recommended for readers who are pregnant, faint of heart, prone to motion
sickness, under the age of 13, over the age of 65, or fans of Andy Griffith.
This "review" may have, in fact, been written in an altered state. If
so, DVD Verdict disavows any knowledge of or responsibility for the medications
David may currently be taking. Thank you and enjoy the show!]

"Hello Matlock. How are you?"

"Hey there Roberto!"

"What are you doing this far out of Atlanta?"

[ Matlock laughs ]

"Oh, you know, once in a while I like to get out of the court room.
Stretch my legs a bit. Play the banjo. Maybe sniff some glue."

"Oh my, Ben Matlock, you certainly are a cur sometimes aren't
you?"

[ Roberto takes a bite out of his beef taco ]

"Hey, being one of the best defense lawyers in the South is high
pressure. We can't all have cushy jobs like you Roberto."