A human that is of strange, mysterious origins, more specifically from a winged horse from South Dakota. Almost always is found alone; it is rumored that he has no friends. Oftentimes poked fun at and ridiculed for his ridiculous appearance and behavior. Funny looking and comical, people enjoy observing a specimen of this species. He often drinks his "naturally emo flavored water" in a corner by himself while playing the bassoon. He has many wounds from being shanked mercilessly by homosapiens.