Hey kids, looking for an early Christmas gift for that cantankerous cretin of an uncle in Chattanooga? How about a Cheney/Bush '08 bumper sticker (get it?) for that mentally-challenged maniac of a step-mom up in Montana? Now you can go to the Red State Store and get all your right wing gift needs for the upcoming holiday season. The Obama Anti-Christ logo is a huge seller, as is the Obama Nation T- Shirt. There is also a Stop the Galactic Brain Spiders line of goods for the science fiction oriented kids trying to figure out creationism after cutting home schooling class on the history of the dinosaurs. Oh and don't forget the Hamas Hearts Obama: Change We Can Bleed In stickers. They are only $2.99 for the family on that tight bail out budget.

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