[Verse 1: Trixie Mattel as I.Q. Kitty]
Beauty and intelligence in one combines
Serving body to the fifth power to the cosign
Maybe I can tutor you, just read my texts
You can meet me after class, maybe we can solve for X!

[Chorus: All (Trixie Mattel)]
Dra-a-ag up your life
(Super duper!)
Cause no matter if you’re black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
Dra-a-ag up your life
(Precisely!)
Cause no matter if you’re black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life

[Verse 3: BenDeLaCreme as Goth Kitty & Kennedy Davenport]
It’s a kind of crappy world and it sucks
There bigotry, the GOP, and misplaced tucks
So smear your lipstick on in the shape of a smile
If you hate everything make it into something less vile

[Verse 4: Shangela as Sparkle Kitty]
Oh girl, just add some sparkle
It feels so sexy and free and you’ll see, yes you will!
Work the glitz and glamour, be flashy for the camera
And gay gay gay, bitch, if you want to play!

[Chorus: All (BenDeLaCreme)]
Dra-a-ag up your life
(Fine.)
Cause no matter if you’re black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
Dra-a-ag up your life
(Hey!)
Cause no matter if you’re black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life

[Chorus: All (Bebe Zahara Benet)]
Dra-a-ag up your life
(Rrrrrah!)
Cause no matter if you’re black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
Dra-a-ag up your life
(C’est la vie!)
Cause no matter if you’re black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life