Okay, I'll admit it. This is my favorite contest of the year. As someone who used to submit a lot, I appreciate a well-crafted headline. It's not easy to do well, but damn if you submitters don't step up and knock it out of the park.

Sometimes the joke is understated, and subtle. Sometimes the headline submitter swings for the fences. I like them all, and here are some of my favorites. Let's all give them a little love:

Man sues after being hit in the head with a discus. Says he faces hurdles daily and has now hired a P.R. firm to track and field calls from the media. The bar is set high, but he thinks he can win his case. Javelin

♫ I took a little souvenir-o of a man / Stole a tooth, stole a tooth, fingers and a ver-te-bra / Hidden out of sight, but now they'll see the light again / GALILEO galileo GALILEO galileo Galileo Figaro / Magnificoooooo ♫