You have too much pent up anger. Getting laid will help you forget – for 2 minutes – that it’s just a stupid game. Yes, a perfect game is super cool and ends up in the record books, but don’t you think Galaraga will benefit more from the exposure of the Worst Call In The History Of Baseball.

We picture an E:60 investigation. A witch hunt. Tears for Armando.

The guy is going to cash in on this shit. He can’t possibly be sent back to the minors now, can he? And Jim Joyce will probably lose his job.

Go back to worrying about the NBA Finals and marathon sex. You’ll feel better.