Easy mistake to make, amirite? A man from China bought what he believed were a pair of puppies from a man in Vietnam while planting banana trees by the border. He bathed, walked and groomed them everyday, even played a few games of fetch. But Wang Kayui started to raise an eyebrow as the two “dogs” started growing up, and began looking less and less like, well, dogs. They also exhibited some strange behaviour, like killing and eating Wang’s pet chickens. Eventually, he came across leaflets that showcased endangered, protected animals in China, and realized he had been illegally keeping two of them by accident! The Asian black bears are now in an animal rescue centre.

Just one word, folks: NOPE. Arkansas teenager Grant Botti woke up one morning with a severe earache and went downstairs to tell his mom. But then the 14-year-old started figeting around with the affected area and eventually pulled out a disgusting, 4-inch centipede that looks like it came straight out of your worst nightmare. Just imagine all those legs skittering around in your ear canal! Luckily, Grant only ended up with abrasions to his ear drum and ear canal, but we’re guessing his biggest problem will be a bad case of insomnia.

Ryan Uhler thought it would be so funny if he compared marrying his dog to same-sex marriage on Facebook. Well you know what? HAHA man, the joke’s on you. Only one day after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that gay marriage was legal nationwide, Uhler posted the following message: ”How is marrying a dog different if you love them? Today I hope we can focus on doggy-style love. I love my dog Rocco, and he loves me. Hopefully one day we can be married.” He might have thought it was funny, but his employer, Grace Investment Group, wasn’t laughing. They took such an issue with the comment, that they fired him from his position as a digital marketing specialist. Uhler maintains, however, that he didn’t mean anything duragatory from the post and says he supports the court’s decision.

Just call them dildos of mass destruction! During London Pride, a mock-ISIS flag adorned with black dildos, butt-plugs and other sex toys was waved among the crowd. Since we all know that ISIS members aren’t exactly supporters of same-sex marriage, we can safely assume it was designed to be a joke. But in what we imagine was a rush to cover the story, CNN reporter Lucy Pawle thought it was the real deal. The network called it an “unnerving sight,” but many people quickly wrote in on social media to correct her mistake.

Perched high atop a mountain from where no one can escape sits more than 100 structures that could soon be yours. A former prison in New York is being put up for sale in a bid to turn the building into a new enterprise. The Mount McGregor Correctional Facility is located in Saratoga County town of Moreau, and features structures that date as far back as 1915. You could also hold some pretty serious parties inside, as the cells could sleep more than 540 inmates. The prison is being closed due to declining inmate populations.