I don’t like to see anyone cry and I actually did start to feel sorry for Paris after looking at these photos. I then realized that she wasn’t going to jail for the DUI, necessarily, but for the extreme contempt she subsequently showed for the law. It’s fair and right that she should be in actual jail, not “confined” to a mansion with servants, friends and the ability to have anything and everything delivered.

I worry for that judge, though, as I’m fairly certain he’s just painted a bullseye on his back for Hilton retribution. It’ll be a shame if the Hilton money takes him down as he seems to be one of the few out there actually doing their job.

Can’t wait to see her getting out party. She should probably be spending the time in rehab instead and get some major psychological counseling. Burger run in the middle of the night? For who? Her dog? I don’t think she eats…well, anything.