Disclaimer/legalese: I'm doing this for my own
amusement; no money is being made. I am a permanently penniless student and
suing me would be like trying to squeeze liquid mercury out of a recalcitrant
piece of brick. Stargate SG-1 and its characters belong to themselves,
Metro-Goldwyn Mayer and Gekko Productions. Discworld belongs to Terry Pratchett;
Crowley and Aziraphale belong to each other Terry Pratchett
and Neil Gaiman. M*A*S*H belongs to Twentieth Century Fox, Angel and Buffy the
Vampire Slayer belong to Joss Whdon and Mutant Enemy, Balthamos, Baruch and Mrs
Coulter belong to Phillip Pullman, Thursday Next belongs to Jasper Fforde,
Doctor Who and the TARDIS are trademarks of the BBC, and
Harry Potter (and his two godfathers) belong to JK Rowling.