We all know Andy Dick loves dick, but these pics are on a whole other level!!!!

Comic Andy Dick was not very funny this past weekend at a gay club in Ohio. In fact, he was disgustingly inappropriate. And we LOVE it!

Thank God so many quick-acting PerezHilton.com readers have digital cameras. We live for this!

Dick was at Axis nightclub in Columbus, which caters to the queer college boys at OSU. He was in town for a booking at FunnyBone, but it got cancelled. Ah well.

Andy rolled into the club and went on a rampage.

One PerezHilton.com reader tells us, "Andy solicited me in the bathroom, and he tried to urinate on me." Ewwwww! "Not only that, he also proceeded to attemp to piss on my for a good 30 seconds, with many people witnessing it. I had to inform him that I was not into water sports. He was beyond drunk. He seemed cracked out as fuck. And for the record, AndyDick's 'dick' is not that impressive."

Another Perezcious reader tells us that Andy did have sex in the bathroom (with another clubgoer).

"He was hitting on and making out with guys all night," says yet another spywitness. "Everyone was taking pictures! At the end of the night, he was so intoxicated that he had to be carried out of the club!"

Dick also tried to score some cocaine from a few PerezHilton.com readers, they told us.

"He kept slurring all night long," says someone who came in conctact with him. "He could barely speak."

good god he is so WET and trashed-looking. if i were a famous-ish celebrity who could get away with it, i would OH SO TOTALLY be trying to get up on all the barely legal college boys i could, so whatev. you go, andy dick!

ALTHOUGH this does make me aware of the sexist double standard yadda yadda - Britney & Lindsey & etc doing this same thing is horrible & life-wrecking but Andy Dick doing it is awesome and funny… hrmmmmm

He is so gross. I don't know anyone, male or female who would want to make out with him or his D-list celebrity status. He looks and acts disgusting. I'm glad Lovitz banged a fist in his nose. Party on Andy–so you can put your miserable ass and me out of our misery.

I was in the bathroom with him. He tried to piss on me but I turned the tables and pissed on him. At first it was on his foot, but he got on his knees and that's when I pissed on his shirt. He did seem all all spaced out, but he was pretty fun. He tried to get me to come back to his hotel, but I had to decline.

I must say these pics made me vomit a bit in my mouth. What a disgusting pig he is. He's rude, crude, thoroughly unattractive and socially unacceptable. What a sloppy, drooling drunken mess he is! I thought he was funny, but, now I'll never look at him the same again. Are those two guys in the one pic gonna try to eat his ass? *barf*

This seedy side of the gay world makes me sick. I love people of all persuasions, but this is hedonistic and disgusting. First of all, Andy is FUGLY. Secondly, these boys are obviously taking advantage of this celebutard to make fun of him and take his pic for your site. Many comedians are manic depressives and ultimately act destructively until suicide or OD time. This is the path this f-er is on, and it looks as if he deserves his fate. How pathetic and nasty. This is what he is living for? What a waste of space.

#42 - I don't think it's a double standard. Nicole, Lindsay & Paris were all driving drunk. It doesnt appear that he would be driving. He was probably throwing up in the back seat 5 minutes after these pics were taken.

That's sad. He did a brilliant comedy album awhile ago on getting busted, going to jail and rehab, and then getting sober. He was sober for a few years after that, and obviously not anymore! Hope he gets some help and stops making such an ass of himself.

What kind of event in a person's life would turn them into such a mess? He must have been anally raped with a cattle prod by his dad everynight. A sad, SAD mess. He's writing his own E! true hollywood story as we speak.

Shame on whomever think this is funny. If it was a girl that drunk and everyone laughing and feeding her drinks it wouldnt be as funny. I cannot help but feel bad for Andy. He is obviously wasted and maybe on something and we all know what it is like to be that or half of that at least, but for the most part, noone would have a camera. What the fuck is wrong with people. Leave him alone.

you should be ashamed of yourself You being a gay man yourself . To show another human being so vunerable and having a laugh at his expensive . Really I know you have had people probably make fun of you and you probably have made some bad choices that were not exposed on the internet for every one to laugh and ridicule at.Like where do you draw the line . I think your the pathetic one . Now laugh and justify it with your silly get ups and silly hair do's and big ego . I feel so sorry for you . BUt then you would say your a a equal opportunist …. you shit on everybody .

Perez, I used to live in C-Town for a while, and I've been to the Axis! I wished to all get out that I was there to witness this atrocity. I agree, this only makes me LOVE Andy Dick even more! He should title his memoirs: My Life As A. Dick!