When the panicked mob of infantile zombies in swaddling towels storms out Kafka’s castle to put you on trial with the hysterical axiom that you’re guilty precisely because you deny your guilt, the moral thing to do is watch them drown while confirming Supreme Court justices.

“People can react differently to others based on skin color whether it’s from birth, military service, or a tanning booth. Just ask the orange-faced Mafia don with small hands who’s posing as president,” said the Starbucks CEO.