Friday, September 23, 2011

My Upcoming Biwfday

Tomowwow is my fifth biwfday and I wanted it to be special, I saw on some othew bloggies that some fwiends did a commentathon on theiw Biwfdays (you know, donate some gween papews fow evewy comment left...well, my piggy bank is not soopew full, but I can give $.50 fow each comment, but whewe to donate????? )

so I called my gweat fwiend , the mayow of blogviell, the honowable Fwankie Fuwtew fow his advice

hewe's what he said:

Dearest YOUNG Furend,

Five is a grrrreat age to turn.. I know beclaws I did it back in May. hehehe

I had to give this a little bit of thought... butt I was thinkin that you could... put the names of all the commentors in one of your lovely Paw Bags (purses) and pick one... and that lucky "winner" would get to choose who the green papers would go to.

You are soooooo right... there are so many who Deserve help.

THIS is a very VERY much generous thingy that you are plannin. I am like YOU.. it is better to give than to receive.

they awe feetoowing the intewview on theiw Awtsy Fawtsy Fwiday today pleeez go visit them and wead all the clevew things they ask!

Now that I had a plan, I decided to celebwate.

My sweet Gussie Love came to pick me up in his Gussie mobile and we went fow a wild wide..he said I could wide wif him any time...sighhhhhhhhhhhh

he also vewy thoughtfully awwanged fow me to have an aftewnoon wif my giwlfwiends getting pampewed at a spa (my BFF Lacie said i weally needed it now that I am OLD)

I even got a pedicoowe

aftew that I went to the wooftop that I'm getting weady so all of you can come and celebwate wif me...I know I'm a day eawly, but these things take planning and time and I want it to be pawfect ...when you come pleez help youwselves to dwinkies and cake, and wemembew evewy time you comment, It means anothew fifty centses to help some fuwwkids in need

I know my Biwfday will be pawfect wif youw help and since i aweady have evewything any pup could want, we can just celebwate being togethew .

Any comment today FWIDAY, and tomowwow SATUWDAY will count towawds the gween papews!!!!! so come and join the fun!!!

(I will let you know the wesults next week, along wif mowe about my fifth Biwfday celebwation)

Hey Asta!Wow, here's a huge big HAPPY HAPPY BARKDAY TO YOU for tomorrow! I'm sure you'll have the most pawesome time ever. I love Frankie's idea for the donations and you are super generous to do this. I read the Road Dogs article and I really loved learning about your talented Mom and her fabo art! Have a wonderful party!!Grr and Woof,Sarge, COP

What a wonderful and generous way to celebrate turning FIVE! That spa day looks delish, too :) We'll stop by tomorrow for some cake! Hope you have a fabulous birthday weekend! And thanks again for being such a great interviewee. Everyone loves your Mom beautiful artwork!

What a sweet thing to do for your birthday. Helping those that need it. It is so you. You are so loving and caring. We are in the party mood and your birthday will be the funest time of the weekend. Looking forward to spending it with you helping you celebrate your birthday.Love your sister,Gracie

Asta Dawling I would NOT miss YOUR Birfday.. fur ANYTHINGY in the world. I loved your interview with the Road Dawgs. It was a real surprise and the timing was Perfect fur your birfday and all. Are you SURE there will be enough room on the rooftop??? I suspect there will be like 87,000 of us up here tomorrow.

I am so wishing my woofie friend a super birthday and hope it goes well. Your mum is so lovely to be doing a commentathon as I know how things are. saw the interview and its brilliant and shows mum's art to perfection. Hugs GJ xx

Miss Asta,Wesa at the Slimmer Puggums LUVS you soooo much. You have such a caring heart'ums. You would give your last bone to help a furiend.You are special Asta...don't change!!Much Luvums,The Slimmer PuggumsGeorge, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi

In our family, we celebrate the three day Polish birthday. The day before, the Day and the day After. This is so you don't miss out on any fun at all!. Nice to think of others on your 5th birthday, Asta, and count me in as one of your Happy Birthday wishers!

Hello Miss Asta. Happy Birthday to You. Wow, 5 fabulous years. It does not surprise us at all that you are having a birthday and helping others at the same time. You are so caring and wonderful. We hope you get spoilt (because you deserve it). We will visit Road Dog Tales to read your mum's interview. No worries, and extra love, Stella and Rory

Happy almost-5th barkday, Ms. Asta!!!! We are most jealous of the spa time, although not so much on the pawdicure! I am sure that you will have a Most Excellent barkday, and that you will be spoiled in the manner to which you have become accustomed!! Happy happy days from both of us (well, from Mom and Dad, too!)!

From one party on to the next! Isn't September the BEST month of the year???? Cannot wait to join you for your 5th birthday party. Get lots of rest tonight my sweet because you need all of your energy for tomorrow!Love,Opus (and Ollie)

It's ME...I'M HERE!! And so are Scruffy and Stanley...could I please have a hooge chunk of cake and an orange smoothie??? NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...Lacie smears icing all over her face and manages to drop her cake; it lands on Asta's black skirt...Oh, dear...look at your skirt Asta...it has a STAIN on it...I thought you just got that back from the cleaners? Here's a napkin...can I have another piece????

Love those gloves...they are so in this year...and five isn't so bad...I mean just use your eyecream....every hour...

Asta!!! It's Stan and Scruffy...what's that hooge stain on your skirt? It looks like cake? I mean the whole piece is still stuck to it...hmm...boy, most of your cake is already gone...and it's not even your Barkday yet...where's Lacie???

Oh, BTW, do NOT pick her to pick a favorite charity...we can only imagine...

It's after midnight so it's oh-fish-ully yoor barkday - HAPPY BARKDAY TO YOO. Yoor so giving Asta and we wish a really great day, year, life to you! Kisses to you purrty girl, you don't look a day over three.

Happy Birthday Asta! I'll never eat another cucumber ever! I will reserve them to adorn your lovely eyes. Swoon... :) I know you already have many many suitors so I will not ask for your paw in mine. I will just be content to admire your mature, lively, and movie star self from afar :)

Happy birthday sweet sister! Hope you are having a fun filled day with family and friends. I sent your present over last night along with a card and hope it arrived in time. The gang is on the way so have no fear that we will soon be with you to party.

The night has passed. Asta, with Lacie by her side, is looking worse for wear. The intital piece of Birthday Cake is still intact and glued to her black skirt. Lacie, while flirting with another guest, bumped Asta's paw sending a shower of orange smoothies all over her blouse. Asta, after dancing with Gussie, was enjoying some CRUDE I TIES with dip. Lacie begged for a bit and a large blob of sour cream landed on Asta's shoe. She stepped quickly, trying to avoid the splatter which was a mistake. Scruffy, not really understanding the difference between NYC curb and roof laws had made a grievous error which Asta most unfortuneately stepped in.

Lacie asks Stanley to get a napkin, but the big Dale has just filled his tummy from the extensive number of water bowls thoughtfully provided. His juicy beard drips on Asta's gloves.

Lacie, never good in these types of delicate situations requiring tact, tosses her red curls back and begins to giggle...and giggle.

Asta, by this time has reached the end of her dental floss, much less her leash. She looks into the face of her BFF and notes that Lacie's couture outfit (borrowed from Asta's closet) remains pristine and looks as fresh as when Lacie absconded with it.

Asta erupts. Her paws reach for something...anything...which happens to be a new large gooey birthday cake which has just arrived to replace the one which Lacie has already demolished.

Forgetting her gloves, she rips off hooge chunks of cake and tosses them at Lacie's back...hitting her squarely on her widest angle. Lacie gasps and turns quickly....mouth still open...it is quickly filled with lemon raspberry cake which Asta tosses with abandon, making Lacie look like she was attacked by an enthusiastic groom at a wedding.

The cake hits Asta's Burberry jacket with a sickening S P L A T. Asta looks up startled as the rest of her guest proceed to grap chunks of cake and hurl them at each other. Scruffy picks up an entire round layer and drops it off the roof, landing with a thud on top of some dog running down the street towards Asta's building...he looks up startled...it's Gooberstan. Hoo boy...this party gets more and more interesting.

As the food fight escalates into chaos, Lacie suddenly screeches for QUIET. She wants to present Asta with her birthday pressie.

With cake covered gloves, Asta opens the large box wrapped in orange paper. It's a new invention and beginning of a new BIZNESS for Lacie. It's a small fan...a dog walks in front of it...turns in a 360 circle...and instantly their outfit and furs are drycleaned. The guests and Lacie all stream by the fan. Stains dissappear like magic. Shoes are cleaned...the fan is pointed to dirty plates,floors and tables...POOOOOF....clean...!!!

Asta dahhhhhhhhling....I dreamed we were in Budapest together last night...it is so nice to be able to watch the world below from heaven...have a wonderful birthday my beloved friend...now lets dance to the gypsy guitars and madolins...love your Miss Peachy