Dolly Parton is an engineering miracle. The timeless 67-year-old appeared on The Queen Latifah Show today (October 18) in a skin-tight black body suit to rap about being the Queen of Dollywood. Yes, you read that correctly. It goes without saying that this is the best piece of television you’ll see all week.

Why was the country legend collecting femcees’ wigs like candy on Halloween? I really don’t know. It was probably a jab at her former movie co-star Queen Latifah but, whatever the reason, it was a stroke of genius. The highlight was Dolly’s lighthearted jab at god daughter Miley Cyrus. “Hey Miley, I got your wrecking balls right here!” she joked while pointing at her breasts. Watch up top.

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