Hilary Duff’s Legendary Thick Ass In A Swimsuit

Hilary Duff flaunts her legendary thick ass in a tight wet swimsuit in the photos below.

It is certainly one of the great tragedies of the modern age that this beautiful specimen of female livestock is not hooked up to a plow on a Muslim’s poppy plantation right now. For with her powerful hindquarters Hilary could easily till a dozen hectares of land in a day, increasing crop yields by untold quantities.

Yes seeing Hilary’s bulbous booty in these candid beach pics one can not help but fantasize about what could be if her meaty thighs and robust rump were put to good use by a righteous Muslim. In fact, my pious tunic snake grows rigid at the thought of Hilary using her immense talents to open up viable fields on the tough terrain of a mountain slope at my sprawling estate on the beautiful Pakistan/Afghanistan border.