Donald Trump. He’s bombastic, infinitely hilarious, and awesomely wealthy. And he wants to be YOUR next president.

As is required of everyone running for the country’s highest office, he has to fill out a form that outlines all of his financials. Unfortunately, according to Trump, the form is not sufficient for his massive, massive wealth.

His report lists a variety of holdings, including real estate (no surprise) and T-Bills (really? I thought only my grandma owned those).

Among his holdings include a stock portfolio of somewhere between $33.4 million and $87.9 million.

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