A COMPLETE douchebag, he will stab you in the back. He'll cheat on you with 2 other girls (one of them your best friend), make you feel like the only girl on the planet, build you up, then knock you down, stomp on your heart, and stab it with a spoon. DO NOT DATE A SPENCER

"Wow that guys such a fucking asshole,"
"God, I know, he's such a spencer."

Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.

A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.

Girl: "Hey Spencer?"

Spencer: "What?"

Girl: "I love you."

Spencer: "I love you too."

Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."

An awesome kid who dominates everyone. Described as God or the Almighty King. Extremely good looking and very smart. In great shape, and can beat up anyone. Average 6 foot, 180 lbs. Someone you do not want to mess with.

"Who is the kid that beat Chuck Norris in a fight?"
-Spencer.

"I heard that someone hit a 590 ft. home-run?
-O yea, it was Spencer.

"Did you hear that Spencer swam across the Pacific Ocean?"
-Yea I heard. He also just won the Nobel Peace Prize.