Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Comments

I recently read an article which said Switzerland has one of the highest rates of suicide in the world. I don't think I'd want to upset anyone too much so my finger would have stayed down. Besides, the last time I gave that particular sign it made the driver I was aiming at very mad and he ended up following me up an exit ramp.

OR we could have given the pluck you, finger eleven, the knuckles, the johnny cash finger, the original xman, one-finger salute, the cock, being rude, finger pen!s, California Howdy, the Pierre Trudeau, Fickle Finger of Fate, or the notable "Mister Digit Finger Puppet" that our dear leader once referred to.
If both hands are free, we might tell another that we don't like his horse, either.
My personal favorite was two little old white-haired ladies who ran a stop sign in front of me and flipped me the bird as they passed by.
I liked them.