Government To Confer National Honours On Stephenie Okereke, Genevieve, Osita etc

364 Nigerians will in a few weeks be honoured by the Nigerian National Merits Awards Commissions for contributing to the growth of Nigerian economy, some of the notable people are:

Osita Iheme (For being a good guy and acting in the mirror boy movie)Genevieve Nnaji (For Acting in the mirror boy movie)Stephenie Okereke (For staying engaged to one man for over a year)Joseph Yobo (For taking the courage of wearing captain band for the worst super eagles team ever)Olu Jacobs (For improving Nollywood)Kanayo O Kanayo (For Improving Nollywood)Hon Aminu Tanbuwal (For Speaking In The House Of Reps As Paid To Do)

The special award for the Night, Naijapals learnt is the GCON (Grand Commander of the order of Niger), which will be given to Sir Aliko Dangote (without any questions) for appearing on the forbes wealthiest men list.

Osita Iheme (For being a good guy and acting in the mirror boy movie)- so? he was paid to do soGenevieve Nnaji (For Acting in the mirror boy movie)- so? she was doing what she was paid to doStephenie Okereke (For staying engaged for one man for over a year)- Real achievement thereJoseph Yobo (For taking courage of wearing captain band of the worst super eagles team ever)- and was paid to do soOlu Jacobs (For improving Nollywood) kudos! finally one meaningful awardKanayo O Kanayo (For Improving Nollywood)- he is good but there are better candidates? Hon Aminu Tanbuwal (For Speaking In The House Of Reps As Paid To Do)- enuf sedGCON (Grand Commander of the order of Niger), will be given to Sir Aliko Dangote (without any questions) for appearing on the forbes wealthiest men list.- well done sir