Do you want to get married someday? According to a study, your best bet is choosing someone named “Katie” or “David” because these are the names most closely associated with fantastic, backrub-giving spouses. Adjust your fantasy Pinterest board accordingly.

Of course, this study was conducted by a domain name-selling website called Siteopia.com and not, you know, qualified researchers. Their method for discovering the so-called “best” spouse names: Polling approximately 2,000 people and asking them what kinds of names they associated with people being good spouses. Not exactly super scientific.

A Siteopia spokesperson told Telegraph, “It seems certain names tend to crop up more than others when thinking about the qualities of a good husband or wife.” So basically, they compiled a list of names people said sounded wifely and husband-y.

As you can see, people are not very imaginative when it comes to conjuring the name of an ideal spouse. The poll responders chose the most boring, traditional names they could. I get to say this because my name is Katie, and as a rather ornery romantic partner, my doubts about the validity of this study are quite pronounced.