“For the first time in nine years, Americans are not fighting, dying in Iraq.”

We mean, forget about the solemn occasion, remembering all of the heroes who died for our nation since it was founded, on Memorial Day 2012, just before an election, O-auto-eroticism-bama just has to talk about how he, personally, brought the fighting in Iraq to an end. Much like he personally rappelled down from his airborne golf cart to personally strangle Osama bin Laden in his own intestines while Seal Team 6, graciously, had been brought along to witness this Gutsy Call, this Most Brilliant Military Move in All of History that our beloved Grosster Feldherr aller Zeiten brought about.

Those 8 years prior to his “presidency” never happened. Kind of nice to see that there is something that he won’t blame on Bush.

Oh, and just in case you’re not sufficiently pissed off, here’s one of the “photos of the day” from the official White House website:

Look! They even got the customary halo in there!

His Imperial Majesty is sorry that he’s going to fail you here in being unable to provide his normal snark in response to this, but we are literally without words now. Nothing we could possibly conjure up from the deepest depths of our most derisive, angry Vault of Snark™ could ever hope to do justice to this blatant display of malignant, narcissistic hubris.

To have “president” Choom Gang glorify himself against the background of the Memorial Wall, of ALL things…

Whew! Quite the legend in his own mind. Time to take out the trash. And, the photo is pure trash as well. There is nothing noble or even noteworthy about Teh Won, no matter how often the Lamestream Media honks about it.

You are correct, My Liege, there aren’t any words left to snark about this Total-Alt-Luser and his Gang of Merry Minions.

My father was a Vietnam vet. Both grandfathers WWII. Whoever took that picture, I compliment their composition. Now please, please, please, go hang yourself from the closest tree. You have chosen to take a day meant to honor our glorious dead, and make it about a narcissistic, socialist attention whore.

I hope you never sleep well.
I hope food loses its flavor for you.
May you never find friendship or comfort.
I hope you live a long life.