It’s too easy being brown

Gratitude to the geniuses at Boing Boing, who had a link to this singing greeting card. Make it sing whatever you want. Oddly, “Kyrie is awesome” doesn’t come out too well.

Oh, and for the record, it’s not that hard to accidentally dye your hair brown. Really. First you have to be dyeing your hair. Then you have to open the L’Oreal box you bought at Kroger. Then you have to think hmmmm, it’s not odd that there are two bottles of magic dye stuff in this box instead of the normal one. Then you have to decide to USE BOTH OF THEM, just because you can.