According to TMZ, the Queen of Hip-Hop and R&B just filed new docs accusing Martin “Kendu” Issacs of holding some of her possessions hostage such as a Range Rover and two Mercedes Benz while the divorce gets sorted out.

But the most puzzling items being held captive are Mary J. Blige’s Grammy and other “achievement awards.” What’s Mr. Issacs going to do with that?

But that’s not all.

The “Not Gon’ Cry” singer is also claiming that her ex-manager, the same guy she’s divorcing, also “Jerry Hellered” her for $420K in “business expenses” that had nothing to do with her actual business.

We can only hope that this kind of emotional distress on Ms. Blige will lead to another stellar R&B album. Yeah, you were thinking it, too.