Elderly Lady Accuses New York Jets’ Tight End Of Masturbating In Target Parking Lot

Former Pro Bowler Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested in a Target parking lot. According to the police report, the New York Jets tight end was arrested for masturbating with two jars of Vaseline in his car.

An elderly woman pulled up next to Kellen’s Cadillac Escalade and noticed that his window was slightly open. In an attempt to make small talk about the weather, the woman saw Kellen’s erect penis.

When cops arrived to the Target parking lot, they found two open Vaseline jars along with synthetic marijuana labeled “Mr. Happy.” Kellen admitted that he does smoke synthetic marijuana to help relax. Before hauling him off to a nearby station, police noticed that Kellen was not exposed when they arrived.

Kellen’s rep addressed the situation and explained how it the incident was all a misunderstanding:

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home. There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”

Kellen was not charged with anything relating to public indecency or masturbation however, he was hit with drug charges for what he thought was a legal substance.