This is crazy. Oddly enough, where ever the person got their email list to spam, it has two of my addresses on it even.

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Good lord (no pun intended). Do they actually expect their audience to be interested in reading that entire thing when they're spamming them with it? If I got that in my inbox, I might read it all the way through, just for humour value :P.

(Wouldn't something like "Islam is the one true way [website]" or even "Go Islam! [website]" get their point across too? I dunno.)