Corporal Punishment is a character on the Krusty the Clown Show. He is Krusty's sergeant-at-arms and deals with the crowds of children and also runs an interference with network executives, bookies, OSHA inspectors and IRA agents.[1]

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He wanted to join the army, but due to his flat feet, he couldn't serve, so he instead became a bronco buster. He was also a bouncer and a mattress tester, before becoming on-camera security for Krusty. He once went 127 days without speaking.[1]

When a group of protesters started booing Krusty, he threatened to bring out Corporal Punishment, who then stomped onto the stage. When Krusty fakes his death, he cries at the funeral.[2]

He is a captain of his local neighborhood watch and is generally considered a loner. He likes cotton candy, walks on the beach and snuggling, despite his hard-look, and practices kickboxing, power lifting, bull riding and collects butterflies. He can crush bricks with his hands, is an expert marksmen and can also cook exquisite gelatos.[1]