tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57687842018-08-27T23:31:18.185-07:00Tall. White. Guy.Tall. White. Blog.Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-79661069976270523352010-06-18T11:05:00.000-07:002010-06-18T11:09:27.394-07:00Halliburton Cleans Up on the Clean-upSock Puppet On Halliburton Exec's Left Hand: "We can make a ton of money if we ignore these safety regulations. It might get some "small people" killed, but we'll make more than they're worth."
Sock Puppet On Halliburton Exec's Right Hand: "Awesome! And then, when we have a giant spill, we just bought a clean up firm so we can make even MORE money."
Sock Puppet On Halliburton Exec's Left Hand: Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-70346845557538159732010-06-18T10:58:00.000-07:002010-06-18T10:58:17.327-07:00Researchers To Map Ozzy Osbourne's GenomeIn an unprecedented move MTV has signed the genome to a five-year reality TV deal...
http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/16/researchers-to-map-ozzy-osbournes-genome/?icid=engadget-iphone-url
Ozzy Osbourne is about to join the ranks of a very fortunate (or unfortunate, depending on how you look at it) minority. DNA research lab Knome has announced that it is going to sequence the lead singer of Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-61001119917336834702010-06-16T18:30:00.000-07:002010-06-16T18:35:26.822-07:00FDA Says Poor Results Of "Female Viagra" Are Proof "Female Orgasm" Don't Exist"A Food and Drug Administration review of data on the effectiveness of flibanserin -- a pill anticipated to become the first 'female Viagra' -- resulted in questions about how well the drug will actually work..."
(excerpt from CNN article linked below)
One of the scientists studying the new drug, Dr. Peter Simpkins, stated "This is just further proof that the myth of the female orgasm is just Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-42685507398663823602010-06-16T17:59:00.000-07:002010-06-16T18:32:28.766-07:00The "NRA Party" Strikes AgainA new bill trying to get through congress this week, which has the noble intention of creating greater (or, really, ANY) transparency for political contributions by corporations and lobbyists, now includes a provision to exempt the National Rifle Association from the most critical of it's provisions.
After the incredibly ill-conceived pro-business/anti-citizen (sub)Supreme Court ruling earlier Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-75544694866701165922010-06-15T12:38:00.000-07:002010-06-15T12:38:15.094-07:00Jesus Struck Down By ZeusAfter years of playing second fiddle to the Christian deity, Olympic God Zeus struck a mighty blow on Monday, burning to the ground a 6-story tall statue of Jesus Christ outside Cincinnati, Ohio. Dubbed "Touchdown Jesus" for the its upreaching (a'preaching?) arms, the statue was a 62-foot high landmark of the Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio.
In a statement, the Zeus Society of Southwestern Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-14293821000186817652010-06-15T12:18:00.000-07:002010-06-15T12:18:48.940-07:00Ryan Seacrest Stalker Gets Two Years... But No Psych HelpA man accused of stalking celebri-tool Ryan Seacrest has been sentenced to two years in prison for his efforts after pleading "no contest" (the legal equivalent of "guilty"). The judge was (not) reported to have said after the trial, "If he only pled insanity, I would have totally let him off. Clearly the man is disturbed. I mean, Ryan-friggin'-Seacrest? Come on!"
http://www.reuters.com/Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-82188974599729956142010-06-15T12:09:00.000-07:002010-06-15T12:09:15.878-07:00Charlie Sheen Loses Another LadyThe Los Angeles Times is reporting that Charlie Sheen lost another car off a cliff today. For the second time since February, one of his Mercedes has lost it's Sheen and been discovered at the bottom of a cliff without a driver and with the keys in the car. Apparently Sheen is so hard to live with, even his cars are attempting suicide.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/06/Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-47346984036903719732010-02-17T14:55:00.000-08:002010-02-17T14:59:11.964-08:00Valentine's Day - Then and NowI used to hate Valentine's Day. Way back when I was single, I found it to just be a really annoying reminder that I was alone. It was as if the whole "coupled" world was having this little private love fest, thumbing their loved little noses at those of us who were partner-free. As if walking into a lonely apartment at night or sleeping in an empty bed wasn't enough of a reminder. I was very Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-2414148203808223832010-02-11T16:31:00.000-08:002010-02-12T18:42:30.171-08:00It's Alive!I like anthropomorphizing so much, it may actually be a pathology.
It seems wrong to me that only certain things should be allowed to have personalities or humanity. And I'm not just talking about animals - as far as I'm concerned, the idea of an "anthropomorphized animal" is just redundant. Nor am I talking about stuffed animals - let me be clear... if you have a stuffed animal for longer Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-45934415501573668612010-02-08T14:51:00.000-08:002010-02-08T20:33:55.875-08:00The Te-Bow Incident: Terrible Ad, Brilliant PROver the last couple of weeks a political storm has been brewing over an ad that the pro-life/anti-choice group Focus on the Family was going to air during the Superbowl. In case you have somehow been blessed enough to not have heard anything about this, here is an excerpt from the FotF press release...
The 30-second spot from the international family-help organization will feature college Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-5794209911583684592010-01-31T18:00:00.000-08:002010-02-02T19:03:54.314-08:00The Friend PerspectiveNormally, birthdays are times of general depression for me. Times where I reflect on how pointless my life has been in the grand scheme of the world. I'm no Mozart, DaVinci or Christ. I haven't won a Nobel Prize, solved a global problem or even made a financial mark. I'm a guy who lives essentially hand-to-mouth, with modest savings, and a debt load that far exceeds it. And, typically, the weeks Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5768784.post-78580277961176240982010-01-30T16:00:00.000-08:002010-02-01T17:41:27.167-08:00Middle-Aged: A Glass Half FullI was talking to a friend on my recent 38th birthday and he made a joke that I should watch out because I'm almost "middle-aged." It was an off-hand quip – a friendly little jab from a guy who’s been there – but it got me thinking.
As men in this country, we’re trained from early on to see middle-age as a harbinger of doom, the first step to the grave. We fear it, deny it, lie about it and try Dean Purvishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03378916264883003060noreply@blogger.com0