“Dear Dr. Lovett” is a weekly advice column dealing with love, relationships, and sex. Need words of wisdom? Tell us all about it at emailasv@yahoo.com.

DEAR DR. LOVETT-VON STRAUSS: I’m a 13-year-old girl, and my grandpa is 72. I love him very much, but whenever we’re out in public, I’ve noticed that he ogles other women’s chests like some kind of dirty, old geezer. It’s very embarrassing, both for me and him. I think grandpa is a pervert, and I don’t know what to do! –EMBARRASSED

“Dear Dr. Lovett” is a weekly advice column dealing with love, relationships, and sex. Need words of wisdom? Tell us all about it at emailasv@yahoo.com.

DEAR DR. LOVETT-VON STRAUSS: The local theater in my town is putting on a production of William Shakespeare's Othello. My girlfriend of 16 months has been cast as the female lead, Desdemona. I'm very happy for her, but I'm worried she's losing herself in the play. Let me be more specific: I think she's become infatuated with her male co-star. He's all she ever talks about, and when I went to visit her during a rehearsal one day, I felt that she was getting way too into the kissing scenes. She doesn't even kiss me like that. And that's not it--she's starting to speak in iambic pentameter, even at home! What should I do? --CALL ME RODERIGO

“Dear Dr. Lovett” is a weekly advice column dealing with love, relationships, and sex. Need words of wisdom? Tell us all about it at emailasv@yahoo.com.

DEAR DR. LOVETT-VON STRAUSS: I love my boyfriend, but I find him annoying. He doesn’t shower very much, and always puts video games before me. I also don’t like his personality very much, but I love him. What should I do? –JENNIFER

“Dear Dr. Lovett” is a weekly advice column dealing with love, relationships, and sex. Need words of wisdom? Tell us all about it at emailasv@yahoo.com.

DEAR DR. LOVETT-VON STRAUSS: My boyfriend of 18 months has been acting funny lately. For weeks now, he’s been very difficult to get a hold of. When I ask him why he didn’t answer his phone, he replies that it had “run out of batteries.” Every time! And, I’ve noticed that he keeps his phone on him at all times, even when he’s just going to the bathroom. Worst of all, he’s stopped initiating sexy time. Is he acting weird, or am I just being paranoid??? –DISTRESSED

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