$7 off of Crest Whitestrips

Whitening your teeth is not cheap. I've never had the dentist whiten my chompers, but I have used Crest Whitestrips, and they worked pretty darn well. They were also pretty darn expensive (around $30 or so).

Fortunately, Crest seems to feel bad about this, so they will send you all kinds of coupons if you sign up to receive their promotional email.

I did, and once every month or so, I get an email with a new coupon link. I don't use all of them, but they're pretty handy when I do. Anyway, here's one for $7 off of Crest Whitestrips. Happy whitening!

I feel so ugly, and my teeth are quite yellow.
Sometimes I want to be a cook kind fellow.
I am poor and have nothing to offer,
so if you are pulled over say, "It wasnt me officer".

I have yellow teeth and I have a broken tooth,
but if you give me some alcohol than I will become loose
Im a yellow toothed loser, that is what im sure
but if if you have 5 pennies, than i am your boor