Tuesday, November 6, 2012

This Just In: Short Post!

Subsequently, various people commented and emailed to inform me that syphilis is not a virus and is actually a bacteria or something like that, or at least not a virus. I'm not sure why my readers are so knowledgeable about STDs, but for whatever reason many of you are clearly troubled by syphilis defamation, and therefore I apologize for my mistake. However, I will point out in my own defense that I at least spelled "syphilis" correctly, which is more than I can say for some of the people who corrected me.

Second of all, yesterday I also mentioned a ride to Far Rockaway to deliver supplies. I will actually be joining that ride, and because it leaves shortly today's post will only have 66 more words in it, plus one picture. Tomorrow I will return with regular updates, but in the meantime please exercise your right to vote, unless you're legitimately disenfranchised, or else a citizen of some godless foreign power like Canada or Portland, Oregon, where the vote doesn't even matter anyway because all they do is write in the name of their favorite framebuilder.

Good for you, Snob! Our LA Times newspaper had an article today about conditions at the "Red Hook West" project in Brooklyn; those folks need all the help they can get [still no water nor electricity]. My helmet's off to you and the other ride participants [whomever you are going to assist].

@Anon 2:35, but just think how awesome tomorrow will be with all the photos and comments on today's Smugness Armada. It's going to be his most awesome post ever! Okay, so I'm building myself up for disappointment. But if you don't want to be disappointed, you shouldn't read this blog. Avast ye backfiets! Land ho!

ugh. seriously, this comment section used to be funny and mostly about bikes and stuff. I guess I'm in the minority based on the uptake of the new limited set of topics, but as a long-time reader I'm starting to avoid the comments section now.

Thanks g-roc for the mental image of the Smugness Armada. Because yes even if we get actual images, they will be in the traditional Snobway: low res and blurry. I'm sailing away. Set an open course for the virgin sea. Yarrrrr.

Anon 3:40, the first 20 posts are consistently garbage and the internet is 99% porn; it's never easy to find what you're looking for. You're one of our most prolific posters. Without Anonymous, this would be all McBabble, all the time. Stay in the mix.

I did not pedal my by-cycle to the polls to-day. It was raining, so I took the bus. Actually, it was my sweet Ford LTD. I would rather have paddled a pink canoe, or a brown dingy, but I had to get to work, and those things slow me down consider-a-babble. But I did get to vote for Romney, legal weed isn't on our ballot, gay marriage is already good here, and THEN I went to my job, and drank damn good coffee all day. Back on the bike tomorrow!

I prefer motor-boating to any other form of watercraftways. All that power at your fingertips...its......intoxicating. Nothing like pouring the power to your big Johnson and churning those murky depths and feeling the spray as it gently caresses your hot skin.

Where is everybody? Still paryting after Obama said last night that his first item of business this morning would be getting bike lanes built between Williamsburg, Brooklyn; Austin, TX; and Portland, OR?

that's not syphilis, that's the spring from inside my blackburn pump that went all hari-kari on me when the pump innards unscrewed themselves from being on my bike without being used for a long time. Reassembly with ample Nobel-level guesswork regarding the correct configuration of the spring and tiny valve stud thing and a tiny tiny f'ing tiny o-ring thang all had a happy ending.

@leroy: Did you see how donkeydong cut and pasted that innocent labrador in a tupperware onto the front rack?. (tacky use of English, these run-on sentences and tacky marketing to abuse canine rights so blatantly) http://donkybike.com/gallery/

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While I love cycling and embrace it in all its forms, I'm also extremely critical. So I present to you my venting for your amusement and betterment. No offense meant to the critiqued. Always keep riding!