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Think of it like Twitter, but less full of GamerGaters, misogyny and racism. At least it better be, banning people is such a hassle.

[07:03:25 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The door to the CB slams open as John runs in followed by six men dressed in 16th Century French clothes.*

[07:05:09 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *John quickly draws the rapier on his side as does the other men with one of the men yelling “We challenge you to a duel for satisfaction!”*

[07:07:08 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”My pet warthog should be the one demanding satisfaction, to be associated so intimately with all your wives is downright disgusting!” John yells back*

[07:08:42 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The men all bristle then one finally screams “ENGARDE!”*

[07:10:00 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The first two come at John slashing, but he quickly flashes his rapier knocking both attacks aside, then he parries a thrust from a third perfectly before kicking the man in the groin. As he falls John hits him on the head with the foil knocking him out*

[07:11:16 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”Come at me all at once if you must…it looks like you’ll need to!” John yells leaping deftly out of the way of another attack from the fourth man*

[07:13:22 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The fifth man tries to stab John but quickly blocks the attempt, then with a deft strike from under the man’s wrist John knocks the rapier out of his hand catching it with his own free one.*

[07:14:56 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”A-HA!” John screams like a mad man now using both rapiers to drive the other five men back slashing and thrusting like a devil*

[07:16:26 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *Soon though the men counter and John has to retreat, but with flair he makes a quick lunge stabbing one man through the shoulder before dancing backwards.*

[07:17:21 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The other men press forward as John makes a hasty retreat parrying and dodging their pitiful attacks with his two rapiers. Then, with subtle agility, John cartwheels over the couch getting away from the bungling attackers*

[07:17:55 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *As two try to follow John quickly attacks thrusting his right rapier into one man’s thigh and slashing the other across the chest*

[07:18:26 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”How are you fighting with two weapons?” One of the men ask gasping for breath. John smiles wickedly and answers “I have 800 points!”*

[07:19:30 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The last two men lunge for John slashing and thrusting, but like a ballet John parries and dodges the feeble attacks before turning the tables.*

[07:20:49 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *John kicks one man in the stomach then punches the other with a right cross leaving both on the ground dazed. “Now sir, who demands satisfaction?” John asks with a crooked smile*

[07:21:46 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”No, I meant how are you fighting with two swords?” The man on the ground asks a second time. John frowns, “What do you mean?”*

[07:22:11 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”You’re a Beastmaster, they cannot use swords!” Another man cries from behind the couch*

[07:22:42 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”Oh yeah…you got a point there…too much TV and movies I guess. Are we done here? Good, see you dudes in the lunch line back at work.” John smiles and waves before leaving the group on the floor*

[02:23:33 13/05/12] Mystic11 : TO GET ME ANY POKEMON[02:23:37 13/05/12] Mystic11 : WITH ANY MOVES AND ABILITIES[02:23:44 13/05/12] Mystic11 : ...yes[02:23:45 13/05/12] @ Telira : My Little Avengers![02:23:52 13/05/12] Mystic11 : XD[02:24:09 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Also Wind likes me :3[02:24:13 13/05/12] @ Telira : Oh?[02:24:26 13/05/12] @ Telira : I usually just noogie. He's actually kicking?[02:24:26 13/05/12] @ Wind : Well, you DID start talking again, so I had to...[02:24:33 13/05/12] @ Telira : Hiya Wind.[02:24:37 13/05/12] Mystic11 : You didnt have to[02:24:38 13/05/12] Mystic11 : You wanted to[02:24:42 13/05/12] @ Telira : Been a while.[02:24:43 13/05/12] Mystic11 : No one forced you to do it :3[02:24:50 13/05/12] @ Wind : It's usually the same thing.[02:24:56 13/05/12] @ Wind : Been a while.[02:25:01 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Not really[02:25:09 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Having too means somethign important is at stake[02:25:11 13/05/12] @ Wind : Yup.[02:25:13 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I ee nothign at stake[02:25:29 13/05/12] @ Wind : I delude my brain into thinking that I "must" do what in reality is what I "want" to do.[02:25:38 13/05/12] @ Wind : Yet taken to the extreme, that lie to the brain turns into reality.[02:25:45 13/05/12] Mystic11 : But in the end, its what you want, despite what you think[02:25:51 13/05/12] @ Wind : ........[02:25:59 13/05/12] @ Wind : F*ck this.[02:26:02 13/05/12] @ Telira : *watches convo like a tennis match*[02:26:07 13/05/12] @ Wind : /cick Mystic11[02:26:10 13/05/12] @ Wind : ...[02:26:14 13/05/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:26:16 13/05/12] Mystic11 : He's fun to play with tel :3[02:26:18 13/05/12] Mystic11 : XD[02:26:19 13/05/12] @ Wind : F*CK YOU, BAD GRAMMAR![02:26:24 13/05/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:26:24 13/05/12] Mystic11 : youre welcome[02:26:29 13/05/12] @ Telira : *hugs both*[02:26:38 13/05/12] Mystic11 : *Hugs back :3*[02:26:41 13/05/12] Mystic11 : HA[02:26:45 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I broke it[02:26:45 13/05/12] @ Telira : You guys are hilarious.[02:26:49 13/05/12] Mystic11 : somehow[02:26:53 13/05/12] Mystic11 : LOGIC[02:27:01 13/05/12] Mystic11 : IT BE BLOWN[02:27:09 13/05/12] Mystic11 : WITH CHEESE[02:27:14 13/05/12] Mystic11 : HOLD THE ONIONS[02:27:17 13/05/12] @ Telira : *chuckle*[02:27:20 13/05/12] Mystic11 : PLUS 2[02:27:20 13/05/12] @ Wind : BE GONE, EVIL SPIRIT![02:27:25 13/05/12] : Noo thank you[02:27:30 13/05/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:27:33 13/05/12] Mystic11 : LOOK WHAT IDID :3[02:27:46 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I am creative[02:27:48 13/05/12] Mystic11 : or something[02:27:54 13/05/12] @ Telira : *laugh*[02:28:07 13/05/12] Mystic11 : this is fun[02:28:12 13/05/12] Mystic11 : opn[02:28:20 13/05/12] Mystic11 : off[02:28:24 13/05/12] @ Wind : Yup, I could be doing this for hours.[02:28:31 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Me too[02:28:33] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:28 am[02:28:37] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:28:40] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:28 am[02:28:42] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:28:52] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:28 am[02:28:57] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:28:59] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:28 am[02:29:02] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:29:02] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:02] Mystic11 : Thsi is the funnest playmate Shade ever got me :3[02:29:02] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:04] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:07] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:29:10] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:29:11] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:18] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:19] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:21] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:29:23] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:23] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:23] Mystic11 : derp[02:29:24] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:26] @ Telira : Wind, you can't get him down.[02:29:27] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:29:28] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:28] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:28] Mystic11 : merp herpa derp[02:29:30] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:33] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:29:37] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:39] Mystic11 : muffins[02:29:41] @ Telira : He's just... it's Mystic.[02:29:43] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:29:46] Mystic11 : :3[02:29:46] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:46] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:47] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:29 am[02:29:57] Mystic11 : SPAIN[02:30:00] Mystic11 : i think its china[02:30:03] Mystic11 : OR CANADIA[02:30:04] @ Wind : It's like a doll that gets up each time you punch it. It will never stay down, but still fun to watch.[02:30:12] MYSTIC11 : I liek cnadia[02:30:15] @ Telira : WeebleWobbles.[02:30:17] @ Wind : Look, now he is talking nonsense.[02:30:21] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:30:24] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:29] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:29] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:29] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:30:29] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:29] Mystic11 : I always talk nonsense[02:30:30] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:34] @ Telira : Yes, he does.[02:30:34] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:30:38] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:43] Mystic11 : ABCDEFG[02:30:46] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:30:47] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:47] Mystic11 : HIJKLMNOP[02:30:47] @ Telira : And he's got the bouncing pink pony in his sig.[02:30:48] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:49] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:30:49] @ Wind : I can see that.[02:30:49] @ Shade Leonhart : *walks back in*...... what the fu...[02:30:54] Mystic11 : QRST[02:30:54] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:30:55] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:30:58] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:30 am[02:31:01] Mystic11 : UVWXYZ[02:31:06] @ Wind : NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, SHADE![02:31:07] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:09] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:13] Mystic11 : PURPLE[02:31:13] @ Telira : Shade, this is absolutely hilarious.[02:31:13] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:13] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:18] Mystic11 : GET INT HE CHOPPER[02:31:18] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:23] @ Wind : This is a duel between men...[02:31:24] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:27] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:29] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:29] Mystic11 : Men?[02:31:29] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:31] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:32] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:31:34] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:36] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:36] Mystic11 : I am a brony thank you[02:31:37] @ Wind : Or women...[02:31:42] @ Wind : Or humans...[02:31:44] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:46] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:46] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:46] Mystic11 : OR MANLY WOMEN[02:31:47] @ Wind : Who cares.[02:31:48] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:49] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:51] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:51] Mystic11 : OR WOMANLY MEN[02:31:58] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:31:59] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:31 am[02:31:59] Mystic11 : You obviously, or else you wouldnt have said it[02:32:00] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:00] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:01] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:06] @ Telira : It's Morphing Time?[02:32:07] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:32:08] Mystic11 : ITS AN ENDLESS CYCLE[02:32:08] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:09] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:10] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:13] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:32:15] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:15] Mystic11 : Maybe tel[02:32:15] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:16] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:18] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:32:19] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:19] Mystic11 : maybe[02:32:20] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:26] @ Telira : It's a reference to a quote from Gilgamesh[02:32:28] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:32:32] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:32:35] Mystic11 : Yep[02:32:40] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:32:40] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:32:43] @ Telira : "For Gilgamesh, it's Morphing Time!"[02:32:57] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:32 am[02:33:04] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:33:06] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:06] Mystic11 : I BROUGHT BACK THE DYNAMITE[02:33:11] Mystic11 : WHO WANTS PIE?[02:33:13] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:33:14] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:33:19] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:22] * Wind steals pie[02:33:23] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:33:27] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:30] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:33:33] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:33:33] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:33] Mystic11 : The pie is a lie[02:33:34] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:35] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:38] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:33:38] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:33:38] Mystic11 : liek the cake[02:33:44] @ Shade Leonhart : Mystic, I'm so proud of you..... normal people can't take so much of Wind's beatings like this[02:33:45] Mystic11 : and...other things...[02:33:46] @ Wind : The cake is a lie[02:33:46] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:33:51] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:33:56] @ Wind : Know your facts[02:33:59] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am[02:34:02] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:02] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:04] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:04] Mystic11 : Aw thanks Shadypie[02:34:04] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:04] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:06] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:08] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:09] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:09] Mystic11 : and who needs facts[02:34:13] Mystic11 : when you have pie bombs[02:34:15] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:17] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:20] @ Telira : *LAUGH*[02:34:23] Mystic11 : Or is it teh bagel?[02:34:28] @ Wind : Doesn't make any sense, but somehow I can relate.[02:34:29] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:31] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:31] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:31] Mystic11 : WHO KNOWS[02:34:31] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:32] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:33] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:36] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am[02:34:36] Mystic11 : DUN DUN DUN[02:34:45] Mystic11 : also, when i am around, throw sense out the window[02:34:47] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind[02:34:51] @ Telira : Yep[02:34:52] Mystic11 joined the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am

[04:32:06] @ Shade Leonhart : You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You are a canker, an open wound. I would ratherkiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,a cad, and weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on an weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are astench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metalbagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into anunwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawlout of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards.You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it.Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspectingworld. They were a bit late.I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the samespecies as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barfat the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attemptingto impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are anincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will beable to access it ever so much more rapidly.You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sensethan you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a fewcards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a core dump, anda few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you are top-post.You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, anignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex withyou. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lostin a land that reality forgot. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings tobe read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize thatyour tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the$0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life isone big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either.We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you,so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous andobnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a livingemptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are aloathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. Youmake Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version1.0 mind in a version 6.04 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.guymacon.com/insult.txt is the name of a rock band.You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived.You would rather read L. Ron Hubbard than Larry Niven. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You aredeficient in all that lends character. You have the personalityof wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions.You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dishplonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlishboil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockuppratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissinggleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-wittedclapper-clawed flirt-gill.You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you inclue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, Youstill would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would bea double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_.You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath.You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. Stupid so stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into Stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit morestupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year.Quasar stupid. This has to be a troll. It cannot be possiblethat anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang.A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupidbeyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summonthe strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformedcomments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I havesnipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well...it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing acreative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing togethera bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell,and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentaryskills that many of us "normal" people take for granted thateveryone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forgetthat there are "challenged" persons in this world who find thesethings more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case thenI would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been"right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you thebest of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to beplacing such a demand on you.

I mean... It had NOTHING to do with the fact that it was 12:30 in the morning and I had to get up early. OR the fact that you didn't paste the whole convo...

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Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that www.guymacon.com/insult.txt is the name of a rock band.You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived.You would rather read L. Ron Hubbard than Larry Niven.

Maybe you should cut the link to the place you copied it from out of the insult next time. <.<

Amateurs... XD

"What goes through my head before I pull the trigger? One shot, one kill... but sometimes I like to just blow shit up." - Fury Leonhart