- I don’t know who or what a Jennifer Walcott is, but I guarantee she’s a scientist. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Clooney called his mom from jail instead of Stacy Keibler. That’ll teach her to think the “M” word when she thinks he’s not divining her every thought trans-vaginally. (The man’s that good.) [HuffPost Celebrity]

You know what movie *didn’t* turn out awesome? “Seeking Justice,” the latest Nicolas Cage movie that may or may not have been the vehicle for the conception of Xander Dane Jones. (Yep, still flogging that.) Dumped in a couple hundred theaters, it made all of $260,000 over the weekend. For comparison’s sake, “The Descendants” made more money—and not only has that been in theaters for months, but it just came out on DVD. Let me say that again: more people chose to spend movie-theater money on something that they could get on Netflix or Redbox or on demand, than see another Nicolas Cage movie.