it made me laugh until i cried, but you won't

What was funny was I just looked at our wedding website, where our gift registries are. Now, one the one hand, you feel like a jackass picking gifts for yourself. But on the other hand, it is, of course, awesome. And you can peek to see what people have gotten you so far. And so far we've gotten two things: a juicer and a comforter. And I made myself laugh, imagining that those would be the only two wedding presents we got, and imagining that we could wrap ourselves up in the comforter and drink juice to comfort ourselves for only getting a juicer and a comforter.