Well, he invented a kind of yoga. It's like regular yoga, only for "real men," which means it's more XXXTREME and less like yoga. And it works! According to this guy!

Arthur Boorman, 47, has managed to lose the weight using DDP, or Diamond Dallas Page, which is a pumped-up form of yoga that forgoes all of the gongs and serenity typically associated with the Hindu physical and spiritual discipline.

Did you hear that, people? Finally a yoga with NO GONGS. Man, fuck a gong. Gongs are for chicks.

"It's a different kind of yoga. We make a joke: 'It ain't your momma's yoga,'" Boorman said.