The Adelaide music scene: to many of you it might be little more than a touring speed bump between Melbourne and Perth but to us it's a way of life. Feast within, on all its dysfunctioning splendour, as we bring you the highly satirical, laughingly fictional and intellectually imbecile tales from our rock & roll wasteland...

"You have officially made it to the final round of the photographer picks of the US Rolling Stone scouting process! You and the other runner were neck and neck in the chairman voting: Graham and ####### both tied with 5 to 5 votes. This ultimately means that a Mr Graham Reynolds has a senority vote in UK holdings and first pick at all Euro ventures! Submitted by a #### #### ####### of US Stone rep and Dimple Records board trustee.