Wednesday, February 13, 2013

It has been a few months since we last transmitted a blog to you. Fear not! For now catchers and pitchers are reporting to camp and the world can finally haz baseball again!

We have just been informed by the BBC? Yes, the BBC that the NRA has put out a list of enemies. Interestingly enough on this list is the Kansas City Royals. Since the Royals are only slightly less obscure than we, we have determined high hopes of being formally recognized by Major League Baseball.

This list has us also thinking, "Who are the Enemies of Mystery Team?" The following are a list of those who are the enemies of Mystery Team.

-LA Dodgers President Stan Kasten for dogging the Mystery Team on MLB Network

-LA in general, for signing/trading for everyone not named "Upton"

-People who play Quidditch in real life. You can't fly and you can't really chase a golden snitch!

Are there any other persons or entities you feel should be enemies or friends of Mystery Team? Leave a comment. We also hope to start bringing you video press releases in the next month or two, so be on the look out.