WANKING LIKE A WALLY

THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH WANKING TO PORN, IS THE QUALITY OF WHATS AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET. 99.9% OF IT IS AS ABSOLUTELY USEFUL AS A USED CONDOM. IF MEN WERE ABLE TO ACCESS SLIGHTLY MORE INTELLIGENT CORE, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TO SPEND HALF THE NIGHT FINDING SOMETHING THAT COULD ACTUALLY GET THEM OFF. METAPHYSICALLY SPEAKING, SCIENCE CLEARLY SHOW US THAT WANKING IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT CAN EVEN PREVENT CANCER. SO WOULD YOU RATHER BE AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOUR SPLENDID COCK IN YOUR HAND, OR DEAD, THE CHOICE, MY BROTHERS, IS UP TO YOU. BUTT, DON’T SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER GET UP OFF YOUR FUCKING FAT ARSE AND DANCE. THATS THE WAY TO WATCH PORN. HAPPY DAYS > MR COX

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i agree about wasting time with therapists!! i wanked off from 3-12 times a day and had a healthy prostate. Then my wife left me and my daughter and her kids moved back in. It was hard to find privacy or time to jerk off, so i finally lost interest and stopped. Then i got prostate cancer! Now i really don’t care about sex! i can’t get hard, and the last time i bothered to cum, it just dribbles a few drops out and stopped. It no longer shot up over my head or across the bed! Moral of this story…Jerk off as much as u can while u can!!