Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Oh good, Taco Bell has breakfast now

Just in case your gorditas for lunch and those chili cheese fries loaded grillers for dinner and the Nachos BellGrande for "Fourth Meal" weren't enough Taco Bell for you, the venerable Mexican-ish fast food chain is now giving you breakfast.

Who wants Taco Bell for breakfast? Someone, apparently, because starting tomorrow you can order items like the A.M. Crunchwrap and the Waffle Taco, both of which include slabs of sausage. As you can see above, the Crunchwrap also includes a layer of hash browns and topped with melted cheese and scrambled eggs — all wrapped in a formidable tortilla.

Looking for something sweet? How about the Cinnabon Delights? Or you can play it old school with a breakfast burrito.

Conveniently, a Crunchwrap with sausage features more than 700 calories, so you're already halfway through your daily total before you ever get to work! And when you do get to work, you can enjoy a long afternoon bathroom break when this stuff "cleanses" your system.