The one where I insult your intelligence…

I’m a guy; I love 80’s style action movies with no plot but humongous explosions.

I went to see “The Expendables.”

With a cast like this, why wouldn't you see it?

With the exceptions of Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis (who were probably busy on other projects), each star carries his weight as a contributor to the overall action in the film and it makes for an explosive and amazing movie theater experience.

I’m sure the Blu Ray/Surround Sound is going to kick my face in when I get it.

So please, don’t make me insult your intelligence any further. Go see this thing immediately.