Who is threatening who?

Rob Meltzer

Thursday

Feb 27, 2014 at 12:01 AMFeb 27, 2014 at 1:03 AM

Depending on how good you are at lip reading in Russian, Vlad Putin two weeks ago either compared Barry Obama to a Siberian fish sauce, a Kurgiz piece of lawn furniture, or he called him a weenie. Considering that Putin is pretty witty and always has the best lines these days (referring to Hollande of France, he asked “what kind of man cheats on his mistress?”) I think its safe to say that Putin was calling Barry a weenie, meaning that fitness-crazed shirtless Czar thinks Barry is an effeminate wuss. Which is also probably true. I bet Michelle beats him at thumb wrestling too. Wuss on Afghanistan, such that Karzai doesn’t trust Barry, and on Wuss on Syria, in which the Czar scoffed at Barry’s red line and then showed the world who really holds power in the Middle East.

And now Barry and Kerry, the wuss twins, are threatening Putin on Ukraine? I don’t think so. The Czar is fully aware of three facts. First, Barry can’t back up threats with troops, since America has had it with wars in strange places. Second, the EU is not prepared to pick up the cost of heating and feeding and clothing Ukraine, and it won’t be until its done dealing with its own debt crisis, and third, Barry is a wuss.

This is yet another example of embarrassment from this regime. After the truism that you never get involved in land wars in Asia, and you never go in against a Sicilian when when death is on the line, is the truism that Ukraine is Russia’s backyard and Putin isn’t going to be deterred by empty threats of American aggression, especially from a toothless wuss.

So, maybe its time for Barry to explain to the American people, since it isn’t obvious to the world, exactly what Barry is going to do when Putin calls his obvious bluff.

Depending on how good you are at lip reading in Russian, Vlad Putin two weeks ago either compared Barry Obama to a Siberian fish sauce, a Kurgiz piece of lawn furniture, or he called him a weenie. Considering that Putin is pretty witty and always has the best lines these days (referring to Hollande of France, he asked “what kind of man cheats on his mistress?”) I think its safe to say that Putin was calling Barry a weenie, meaning that fitness-crazed shirtless Czar thinks Barry is an effeminate wuss. Which is also probably true. I bet Michelle beats him at thumb wrestling too. Wuss on Afghanistan, such that Karzai doesn’t trust Barry, and on Wuss on Syria, in which the Czar scoffed at Barry’s red line and then showed the world who really holds power in the Middle East.

And now Barry and Kerry, the wuss twins, are threatening Putin on Ukraine? I don’t think so. The Czar is fully aware of three facts. First, Barry can’t back up threats with troops, since America has had it with wars in strange places. Second, the EU is not prepared to pick up the cost of heating and feeding and clothing Ukraine, and it won’t be until its done dealing with its own debt crisis, and third, Barry is a wuss.

This is yet another example of embarrassment from this regime. After the truism that you never get involved in land wars in Asia, and you never go in against a Sicilian when when death is on the line, is the truism that Ukraine is Russia’s backyard and Putin isn’t going to be deterred by empty threats of American aggression, especially from a toothless wuss.

So, maybe its time for Barry to explain to the American people, since it isn’t obvious to the world, exactly what Barry is going to do when Putin calls his obvious bluff.

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