The phenomenally popular Girls Und Panzer movie has blasted its way onto BD, giving obsessive otaku another prized piece to add to their collections whilst also allowing those unable to witness the movie in theaters the chance to watch in their lonesome lairs.

What is with sankaku complex insulting us? they have been doing this a lot lately. I'm not going to watch this in a lonesome lair, I have friends and child fuck buddies that I'd love to watch anime with.

"Kancolle and Strike Witches are super popular. How can we get in on the action?"

"Let's make this anime where cute high school girls operate old, obsolete but still very expensive military equipment that kills people dead but have nobody ever die, and call it proper feminine development! And then they can all sit around naked."

"Sounds good, but Japanese don't really know shit about tanks, so make sure to fill it up with lots of ethnic stereotypes of foreigners."