In the moment that the young man realized that he was totally gay and wanted nothing but schwan to fill all his holes until his dying day...He stood up, raised his hands in the air and shouted "I am Batty Dan".

He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.

Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."