Taylor Lautner

The 2012 Kids' Choice Awards reminded us all why the ceremony can be more entertaining than the Oscars. Not only do celebrities with zero chance of winning Academy Awards (that means you, Adam Sandler and Kristen Stewart) get recognition for their work, but they also get sufficiently humiliated…

If you were on Twitter or Facebook this weekend, chances are good you saw an upcoming cover of People magazine depicting 'Twilight' star Taylor Lautner's proclamation that he's gay.Scandalous! Maybe you even said to yourself, "A-HA! I knew it. Straight guys aren't that pretty with their shirts …

It may sound like sacrilege to the many Twihards out there, but lots of people out there (ahem, like us) simply don't get the devotion the 'Twilight' books and movies have inspired.To us, they're just weird -- comprising nothing more than one giant homage to a love-that-dare-not-speak-its-name until…