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Fun You Can Have When Your Friends Leave Their Collegiate Gear Behind

Anyone can write on their friends with a magic marker or take pictures of them when they’re passed out drunk, but it takes a truly inventive mind (and your own personal website) to come up with a way to truly embarrass a friend. As a result, I proudly present “Fun You Can Have When Your Friends Leave Their Collegiate Gear Behind.” In the words of webmaster Eddie Griffin “That’s devious, man.”

As many regular sportschump readers know, one of my best friends, Croshere, is a proud alumnus of THE Ohio State University. And as many of you sports fans know, Buckeyes are among the most passionate fans around. Can I get an O H!!!

Unfortunately for Croshere, he also has a bad habit of leaving his Ohio State gear behind when he comes to visit. This time around, I decided to have a little fun at his fleece’s expense. I hope you enjoy the pictorial.

I would like to thank Visual Communications, Inc. for their time, photographs and directorial wisdom. I’d also like to thank Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel, fondly referred to as ‘Jimmy T’ in the Croshere household, for swinging by the SportsChump studios.

Coach Tressel and I, seen here, kick back on my sofa to watch the Ohio State-Michigan Big Ten tournament game. As you can see, he’s very excited about March Madness.

Coach Tressel and I discuss some of the finer work Ohio State athletes have done since turning pro.

At half-time of the basketball game, Jimmy T and I watch highlights of our favorite movie, “Remember The Titans.” Sometimes, Coach Tressel will use it in the locker room for motivational purposes. Who’s your daddy, Gary?

As is tradition with most sporting events, Jimmy T and I like to enjoy a refreshing Jack Daniels cocktail.

Whoops! Looks like Jimmy had one too many.

After waking from a peaceful slumber, Coach likes to surf University of Michigan websites to check on the competition.

Coach Tressel loses his head as he and I celebrate the greatness that is Evan Turner.

I can’t fault you for that ! But I’d have thought you would’ve had life size poster or wallpaper image of Sofia Vergara to make you feel comfy rather than Jim Tressel ? But as they say whatever floats your boat.

I’ve just now finished watching the bout between Clottey and Pacquiao. And apparently one of the judges had Clottey winning a round. I think he must’ve have left his seeing eye dog at home or something. Pacquiao threw close to 800 plus punches over the 12 rounds and landed close over 50 % of them . And Clottey’s punch stats were abysmal. No wonder the sport is in the crapper .

Huggins cries every time he gets behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. And that’s something that I for one don’t particularly like . Given the guys proclivity for drinking while impaired. Need I say anymore on the matter ?

The Mavericks aspire to be world beaters in the NBA ? Much like the French did during WWII . And we all know how that ended up don’t we ? They kick the Knicks’ a_s all up & down the Gardens but on their homecourt they get blown out by 34 points by the same damn team ? Geno Auriemma’s U Conn Huskies (women) would give them a run for their money and maybe even a scare or two. That’s how bad the Mavs are ! They’re doin’ it with smoking mirrors .

Ok, I gave up blogging until after this quarter but I HAD to respond to this! You have outdone yourself here sir. Jimmy T would be…er.. was so proud to hang with the Rev. Looks like you two hit it off pretty good. Even got him to loosen up a bit. Tell your boy to keep track of his Buckeye gear before JT ends up in a compromising position with Lou Holtz…kind of.

No team should allow another a 32 point turnaround and get shellacked the way that the Mavs did. Like I said the team’s psyche is poor and they will fold like a cheap suit ! They won’t get by either the Nuggets or Lakers . And their bench isn’t as strong as some might believe.

I see that the Jets have signed LT ? And TO is still out there treading water . I hear he’s now prepared have a sandwich board hanging around his neck saying ‘will work for food’ ?

Record simply suggest that they are better. But what there’s no way in hell that the Spurs would’ve beaten like a drum like the Mavs were . Does that answer your question ? Without Parker as the swingman in the postseason , the Spurs will suffer.

50,000 people can’t be wrong for turning up at Texas Stadium for the Pacquiao Clottey fight can they ? The undercard was extremely bad and the main event itself was just as bad . And people still shelled out between $39-95 to $44-95 to watch it all. And Bob Arum described it all as a resounding success . I guess he would, considering he made out like a thief in the night walking away with so much swag !

LT’s psyche is just as soft as Tiger’s and the Mavs combined. God knows what’ll happen if Sanchez gets in his face. He’ll probably end up crying. The thing I’ve got to ask is what the hell is going on inside of the Jets’ front office ? They let Thomas Jones go and sign LT for more money than they actually offered Jones ? What’s up with that ?