Mama putted some treats ina bally fur me. It on'y take me a secon' an' I figgered out if I pushes a bally, I getsa TREAT. I REALLY LUFF TREATS! So, I push a bally an treats. Mama laff at me. She say I's 'ficient cuz I push wif my head, eat a treat, push wif my head an' gets 'nuther treat. I don' efun has to look fur the treats.

Now fur payin' it forward. My furriend Mr. Ruffy writed 'bout tryin ta fin' homes fur kitties. Well, me & mama goed to the 'doption page. Do you see her? RIGHT THERE ONA PAGE? Isa beyootifur gurlie kitty name SWEETIE (jus' like my sisfur at daddy house) an' she live right by ME! Now, she can' come lives wif us but I telled Mr. Ruffy 'at I tells my furriends 'bout her. I hope she fin' a good home, like me.