David Hasselhoff Cutouts Fuel Crime Spree

While his career as a beach-traversing hunk may be in its twilight, master of the drunken cheeseburger David Hasselhoff doesn't seem to have lost his kitsch cache. Cumberland Farms, a convenience-store chain, claims it has had over 550 life-sized cutouts of the wavy-haired actor stolen from their shops in the Northeast, culminating this morning in the injury of one of their clerks, who was struck, dragged, and critically injured by an SUV while attempting to halt a Hoff-napping in progress. The actor has been the face of their Thirsty for your Love campaign, which features him performing in videos such as this. Advertising aside, Hasselhoff has been out of the spotlight of late, though according to IMDb he is in pre-production on the much-anticipated Baywatch reboot. Oh, and let's not forget his Euro-centric music career, which has produced pop-culture gems such as this cover of "Hooked on a Feeling".