A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplatethat her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to geta $30,000 loan to take aholiday."Patty looks at the frog indisbelief and asks his name.The frog says his name isKermit Jagger, his dad isMick Jagger, and that it'sokay, he knows the bankmanager.