Well done, you have placed your genitals within the body of another human. Its impressive but not as impressive as placing your genitals within the body of a shark, wombat or wild bear, because those things don't really gain much enjoyment from the act and thus are able to retaliate with some degree of violence.

Your child is cute but your lack of scars and missing limbs is testament to your lack of commitment to danger-sex.

Actor.

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