Monday, February 15, 2010

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Atlanta, GA is currently 31 degrees with light snow flurries creating a veritable panic in the streets as Southerners rush to the market to stock their fall-out shelters. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper because Atlantan's cannot drive with any precipitation.

It's snowing in Georgia? Isn't that unusual?

Yes, it is and, therefore, if you want a loaf of bread you better have a bread machine.

That's just insane.

*thinks of Ginger building an ark during the rainstorm of Los Angeles* Yeah, completely.

Hey, I almost needed it! Another inch or so of rain and I would've loaded up the animals. Speaking of animals, did you have a nice Valentine's Day?

I didn't kill cupid, so it must not have been all bad.

Did you get to eat any Valentine's Day candy?

*grumbles* No, Ginger. I have to be bikini ready in 2 weeks.

Last I saw you, you were ALREADY bikini ready! You doing a photoshoot?

*shakes my head* No photographic evidence is allowed.

*looks at you like you're weird* Then WHY do you care about being "bikini ready" if no photos are allowed?

Wait?! Where was Jay? Silent Bob should NOT be trying to talk his way through anything. That's what JAY is for! Plus Jay is WAY easy on the eyes. I'd let him sit next to me on a plane. #milehighclub

Well, apparently Southwest wasn't considering the fact that he has over a million and a half followers and that he'd let all his followers on Twitter know what happened. My favorite of his tweets: "So, @SouthwestAir, go f--- yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no "safety risk" (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?)."

The power of the tweet. But he should have used a hashtag or two, it would have been more effective.

oh...and @jaymewes just downloaded tweetcaster for his droid. And started watching #Lostseason2. See; @Spank? he'll *cough* with you on a plane! you can both fit into @thatKevinSmith's extra seat!! #bikinisareoptional #sawMewesPeeninZackandMiri #closedmyeyesandsqueakedlikeachild #notbecauseiwasjealous #okaymaybealittle #justcuzhehasabsthough

*nibbles on a rice cake; glaring at Ginger bitterly as well*

Tyrannosaurus Sex? ummm.....really? should I go there?

A: YES. #formspringme

Ok; I must confess that I'm gonna pull a Ginger and comment on this article without reading it either...yes; I'm phoning it in. #proudtobeaslacker

But really? is valentines day the ideal time for a man...ANY man; no matter how dinosaur-like he may THINK he's endowed..to be watching Dinosaur Peen on TV? Can you say performance anxiety? *sheesh* it's not like the pressure isnt already on full blast to erm..well BLAST??

sure; maybe I have a @viewaskew'ed world perspective; but that doesnt mean I need to see peen at least twice the size of mine right before I want to #getiton with my lady love?