That's right, ye fainthearted landlubbers! Not only can a ship's Captain marry people at sea, he can marry anybody he bloody well wants to! Now get back here and take your nuptuals on two feet, ye cowardly fornicators, or I'll keelhaul ye both and hang yer sorry corpses from the main-mast!

ummm.... I don't mean to sound more racist than usual (which is, hopefully, never), but is the groom a transformer...? I'm totally cool with that, n all.......just thought a sexy Svedish boy would be a manly man and not wear a freakin' blouse....