Another crummy leak

Don’t read it. We’re already beginning the process of sterilizing Vancouver to limit the flow of information, and if any of you try to scurry off with our secrets, well, you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

Too late Ophelia. Don’t you know Vancouver is the home of the best, most active, men’s rights activist? I’m convinced they are planning to put up a devastating poster about this on an abandoned house. Freedom!

you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

The kraken do that all the time here, in winter. In summer, there’s lots of sundried long pigs on the beaches, but not so much in the winter. Hence, the kraken invade the plumbing when on the hunt for for some fresh munchies…