Tina was apparently blown away by the shout out, saying it was “an honor to be ‘Shatnered’” but that she has no plans to host next year’s Oscars.

We are not high-fiving a million angels over this announcement.

“I just feel like that gig is so hard. Especially for, like, a woman — the amount of months that would be spent trying on dresses alone . . . No way,” Fey explained. “I wish I could tell you there was [hope].”

The crushing news comes shortly after this year’s host Seth MacFarlane said he also has no plans to host next year — or ever again, for that matter.

So who will the Academy rope into the next gig? We’re holding out for a sentient robot with a heart of gold.

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