“Anaplan is, listen you’ve been married for a while and you’re sort of trying to take things to the next level,” Kumail Nanjiani says in the clip. “Anaplan teaches you how to ease into anal play.” So close.

Our favorite part, however, is probably when they try to explain what Wired magazine is: “It’s like a GQ for the sexually unadventurous.” “It’s Men’s Health for virgins.” “It’s a magazine for people who like tech and don’t know of any better tech magazines to buy about it.”