Solving a regular Rubik's Cube is already a daunting task for most of us, and that's just 54 colored squares you have to rearrange. Can you imagine if someone dropped this monstrosity into your lap? Completely scrambled and out of order? Resorting all of those colored rectangles would take a lifetime—and restickering it? Just as long.

So it's probably a good thing that Amazon wants $160 for one of these. It guarantees that nobody is going to slip one into your stocking next week, and unless you're a puzzle-solving masochist, it's doubtful you'll be encouraged to spring for one either. [Amazon via 7Gadgets]