Monday, August 23, 2010

Crocodile Tears

Apparently, a baby crocodile was found beneath a car on the streets of Queens, New York.

For some reason my mind went immediately to Ronald Reagan's old joke about the mindset of liberal politicians: "If it moves, tax it. If it doesn't move, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it." Mayor Bloomberg was unavailable for comment.

Anyway, the visibly upset crocodile was reported to be considering a move to Florida where there are at least Gator fans, not to mention lower taxes.