Damn, we wanted to make this an Editor's Choice. That's how hot it is. But on the VHS version, halfway through the pre-nom worthy Lauren Phoenix/Crystal Ray/Alex Sanders closing barnburner, the action abruptly grinds to a halt just as things are really heating up. And when we called over to Mayhem to ask them about it, we were told that it wasn't an unintentional oversight; that the scenes were simply too long to fit onto the two hour-plus cassette!?!

So, dear retailers, the obvious lesson here is to stock the DVD instead so as not to have your customers telling you to stick it where the sun don't shine. But enough already about the one technical problem. The content rocks like a Slayer mosh pit.

A Big Gape stroke-fest, Stick it features a sizzling cast of super-sluts, including Lauren Phoenix, Taylor Rain, Brandi Lyons, Crystal Ray, Selena Silver and Miss Arroyo, attired, as always in a Skeeter Kerkove production, in boner-producing fetish wear and engaging in some cig-smoking tease, strokable in and of itself, before getting down and dirty.

While just about all five scenes are worthy of mention, due to space limitations, we can only go into a couple that really stand out.

Brandi Lyons proves to be a trash talker par excellence ("give me a gape baby; gape me") during her double "A" with Mark Wood and Scott Lyon, which ends memorably as she blows cum farts out of her fine, fine ass.

But even her escapades are eclipsed by the stroke-it-til-it's-raw Phoenix/Ray/Sanders/suck/fuck/sodomize/squirt/scum swap closer. Pre-nom the extended tease portion in that category and the whole damn thing for Best Threeway - Video.