she said she'd just recently got her shirt and would be sending in a pic 🙂

Not Proud Now

Musta been a bad year for Miss Canada contestants. I could stand on the main street of ANY Canadian city and find 30 women that are better looking than her in about half an hour.

Ash

So you haven't seen that many women.

kai

I agree

http://twitter.com/skoalbucs @skoalbucs

you do not get out much then

jb1234

She is hot…..just not the greatest photo

Can't believe the bloody poofs on here. But I suppose to those forever alone have high standards….

Mick

You must get out more…

BORICUENSIS

AUEWPRGFISAEGASOIHASOFIAIFJEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

russel

#49, #3, #23

After a week of late DARs, they went extra early today I see

Felcus

#23 oh cool, are those new?

http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

nope real. I am 100% against fake shit

Felcus

Never should have doubted one of the OG Chivettes 😉

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

i think #23 got herself some new boobs

hark1985

Ashley callingbull

TTUdchi

First! ‘Merica!

2pumpdump

Were you the Captain in #26 ?

Smiles

# 26 Disagrees with your statement

6_Crack_rocks

#47 do want

xavi00

wow

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Wouldn't mind surfing her internet….

YunChoe

So all we need is a Snow Maker, and we get Moar right?

Ryan

God bless snow storms.

David

Challenge Accepted.

Alex

that is really great lighting in the first pic, thought that was cool 😐

Marko

Early DAR!

taco_slave

Early DAR………YES!

forrester

#23

Gamer girl was hiding some fantastic guns

Hassel Shattnerhoff

I hope those came standard and weren't after market additions. Beautiful girl though.

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

Nothing wrong with aftermarket…

http://www.projectmason.com sowasred2012

Agreed. As Richard Castle once said: Santa's not real either but that doesn't mean we don't like opening his presents.

jjj

or maybe aftermarket guns

Chiver

Not gonna lie. I call them boobs.

http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

Sorry, I would NEVER get anything fake on my body. Just because they're big…doesn't mean they're fake

bimboalert

You dumb bitch the reason is that in the first pic they look really small and now they look like balloons. Sheeeesh.

sirforsyth

End of the day, you won't catch me complaining about big boobs!

pic 3

and the herp

PdxChiver

Early DAR and Big tits. #25

dedubs

something something fire my missile something

Everclear

I still haven't been able to read a single word.

Martin McFly

There are words??

Underbaker

Good thing my heat seeking missile does not use GPS.

TommyD

Yeah, for this "Feature" to work, the manufacturer must code it into the GPS device. I imagine if I were to create a missile that was guided by GPS, I would just not put that function in there.

Joe

It's to disallow people using commercially available GPS's in missiles. Obviously, it would have no effect if you were to manufacture the GPS yourself along with the missile.

Admiral Ackbar

Recalculating…….

Adrian

Missile: armed

http://twitter.com/BrandonScottB @BrandonScottB

Found: Jenya

GlibTongue

It's a TRAP!

Streetnic

#7 WOW. What Airline is that? I need to fly the sexy skys!

Armed Ann Dangerous

It's an Expensive Airline.

Maynard B.

Knowing the way the world is nowadays, she'll probably get fired for taking the picture on company time or property or some other bullshit.

AmBush_Steve

Not if the CEO of that airline is intelligent. If he was, he'd give digital cameras to the rest of his hot flight attendants and tell them to do the same thing.

hark1985

Virgin Airline girls have the same uniform. Trust me

Underbaker

So I am hoping the name is an oxymoron?

hark1985

you can say that

Honest

I think it is Virgin Airlines.

AmBush_Steve

Certainly isn'r Air Canada. We've got the oldest and most hidious flight attendants of any of the many airlines I've flown. (shudder)

good for you

#humblebrag

AmBush_Steve

I can certainly see where you could get that that comment was a humble brag however you missed the inference about me being Canadian. Bragging's not something we typically do. It was merely meant to express that I kinda know a little about the subject.

good for you

That's fair enough

Cantaloupe

lol, even more humblebrag

Mac

my cousin is a flight attendant on Air Canada and she is smoking hot – so I disagree.

AmBush_Steve

Do I hear the music to Deliverance? Sorry Mac, couldn't resist.

There's always the exception.

Deric

I'm sorry, your cousin is hot?

its_forge

You haven't flown British Caledonia. (are they even flying any more?)

pffftbbbttttt

Dear god you are still around ? I thought you finally got caught for being a nasty pedobear.

Muadieb

Almost looks like British Airways uniforms…

SouthWard

FIND!!!!

togaen

Yes, find.

wrangler 86

Every time i fly thats what i image the flight attendants are wearing… the good looking ones anyway!

Art

It looks like LOT Polish.

Beluga

It could be LOT but it could also be Croatian Airlines. You can see below the OPEN on the door there is OTV. In croatian 'otvori' means open, and in polish it is 'otwarte'. I ruled out Slovakia (otvoriť) because of different uniforms.

jayc

its slovakian airline skyeurope.

Darkfish

Is it still considered the mile high club if it happens in my pants as she's walking by?

jim

lol

FloppyRocks

#2 Have you ever partied so hard… you fell through the floor?

Armed Ann Dangerous

Have you ever posted a set up? Well, they did.

Martin McFly

yes. once.

dazisafag

me too

Jeff

Defiantly not Bruce Willis

Ricco

Couldn't be Bruce Willis, not without a black side kick like almost all of his movies.

Goodnuf

Recreating Breakfast Club.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says…

– John Bender

FunGus

I will allow it.
<peed a little>
I believe that is the last floor, everyone off…
*can't fall any further!!!*

john

thats the ceiling dumb ass

dedubs

#36 ultimate fear as a child

Left behind

In the time before cell phones, it really really really sucked.

dedubs

getting lost in a department store with no phone…turrble

Ratman

So now I know there are other local chives around. My friend and her daughter posted this on fb last week and I totally forgot to send it in. Glad someone did!

Groggy

This kind of thing happened to me so much as a kid.

Holmespump

Going to Walmart?

http://twitter.com/skoalbucs @skoalbucs

I did that once….and my daughter never has forgave me (but it was Blockbuster….and had 4 boys with me ages 8-11)

Goba

I need to know, but did this person actually blank out "Mom" or "Mama" at the top?

frankus

#16 FUCK YES. that is all

http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

That is some nice curves.

SweetAwesomeness

this is what a woman with just the right amount of curves looks like

hornymoose

She looks fucking spectacular.

Dukeofohio

she looks like she is 14

http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

Being from ohio i figured ud be into that

guest

If she is, I'm all for whatever they put in school lunches now days.

Ian Barragan

Cow hormones win!

The One

aaaaand?

long as she dont say no lmfao trololol

Hassel Shattnerhoff

yeah, I can go along with that sentiment

duder

amazing. let me get some MOAR!

jbomb

moar

Remy

Dangerous curves ahead! Do want!

howler

please don't be 'shopped

WickedWitch

Is she melting?

nope

ok, i dont want a bag of bones, but the 8lbs hanging around the mid section, borderline FUPA, is very unattractive. a few hundred crunches a week for the next 3 months, THEN moar.

Whoopi_G

You should just switch to men.

nope

overweight girls or men huh?? those are my only options? i'll stick to women that care about what they look like and dont mind doing a little excersize to get rid of the extra few pounds here and there….

Guse

You're a keeper!

truth

You might want to stick to the dumb ones while you are at it. That way they can't read your posts and see that you can't spell and your are intolerably shallow.

You mean lie

Only people with no taste or intelligence would assume that a girl can't be beautiful and smart. Just because the women you pretend to do are too incompetent to multitask, doesn't mean that all other women can't.

truth

Are you referring to my post? I only ask because I didn't say anything about beautiful women can't be smart or vice versa. I certainly didn't say anything about any women I 'do', as you put it.

Dunc

That girl looks like she has a pretty fine bod but her panties are 5 sizes too small and makes it look like she's bigger than she probably is, which for me is a turnoff.

john v.

Agreed. First thing I noticed too. She's beautiful, the ill-fitting panties are just a distraction.

I'm With You

I completely agree, this is very ugly. And to any SANE guy reading this, don't be worried, there are still guys in the world who know and appreciate what true beauty is.

its_forge

says the guy who's never actually *touched* a boob

familywatchdog

Your mom`s tits dont count forge. Neither do your sisters.

lordastral

Wait I touched his mother's boobs and his sister's boobs and now you're saying they don't count?

Dog Food

This fag again

Average John

How many crunches you doing a night?

nope

enough for a 6-pack. and if i cant see abs because the body fat kicks in, i do more crunches. I'm not trying to be a dick, i just find that few extra pounds a total turnoff.

YUP

You sir, are a fucking tool.

No, you

You sir, are a fucking idiot.

YUP

(golf clap)

Third and Long

You don't get abs from doing loads of crunches as 100 crunches a week is more than enough try replaces more crunches with cardio and we might believe your story so cool story bro.

guest

Crunches don't give you a six pack dipshit, diet and cardio are the only way to get those!

hark1985

Cool story fag. Mr. Forever alone

Sarah

Obviously this guy has a weight issue and hides behind the comments to make himself feel better. The fact that you feel the need to vocalize your feelings when no one asked you, and to make this girl feel bad about her body (which she shouldn't!!) is proof enough. Move out of your mothers house and maybe you can get a girl this hot.

Really?

If you think this is hot, I don't even what to know what your idea of ugly is.

frankus

your mom

Simon

You're an idiot , the girl is cute, crunches dont give you fucking abs and "guest" is right. So shut up and go home, the Chive is no place for asshole.

Truth

I'm pretty sure it's the prime destination for assholes, actually. I can't think of any way to be a bigger asshole than to steal shit from other sites and then brag about how cool you are.

its_forge

Translation: roly-poly jelly boy

pedoalert

You really like that dont you granpa.

nevermore

thats called a real woman,something you cant handle kid.

carl

moar por favor

surprising...

of all the BEAUTIFUL women theChive posts, everyone wants moar of the love handle girl?? i agree with "nope". Not looking for a 6-pack, but not attracted to all the extra cushion there. dont get me wrong, cute girl and all, but she could go from a 7 to a 9+ by getting rid of the handles…

Lotus

I couldn't disagree more, best looking girl of today's DAR right here

tim

so getting rid of the love handles makes her bigger?

Clint-O

I'm witcha, Frank, the ladies gorgeous. I love her.

jjj

ding! muffins done.

pete

All those curves and me with no brakes…A healthy alternative to theusual bags o'forks

sucka

I suddenly want muffins…

august west

Am I totally wrong in thinking this is Angie Varona?

wildbill

yes, you are wrong. but dont worry so are most of these guys saying she needs to lose weight.

DieLawn19k

MOAR indeed, so much MOAR!!

KayMan

she definitely needs to be found

Dave

I agree. MOAR!

cantreadgood

I just don't understand why everyone here prefers extra weight to not extra weight. Yes, she is good looking. Could she be better? Also yes.

And I hate when people that say she's better than all skin and bones. No shit. Not liking fat does not equal liking sticks.

Do you really prefer her now to her with less fat on the mid section? Honestly, you can't prefer that stomach to a flatter one can you? That just baffles me. There is no logical reason for that.

I still think she is good looking, but if she lost weight she would be even better. Why don't you see that?

Logical reason #1: I like boobs. Loosing weight will likely be loss from the chest first, leaving her with a flat chest and uneven curves. Flat chest, flat ass, and a flat belly are qualities of a boy; yes, I do prefer a woman like this.

Roxie

As a girl with large hips I think I can say with a good degree of certainty that she doesn't HAVE love-handles. She just has really wide hips and as someone else correctly noted: her panties are way too small for her. Look closely guys, her stomach IS flat. But if you wear panties that are 3 sizes too small they are gonna dig into you and give you muffin top no matter how thin you are. I hope she sees this comment, buys some panties that fit, takes some new photos and shows everyone what I'm talking about. I'm getting pretty sick of big hipped girls being called fat, it's such a bummer. Girls: buys clothing that freaking fits. Guys: use your fucking eyes.

Micah

I agree completely. You can see her toned abs in the picture. Yeah she's not ripped, but she still by far the hottest chick in the DAR. MOAR.

ADD

i totally agree there is no extra weight there. Nothing wrong with good baby bearing hips. Also for all the shallow fags who are calling this girl fat, its ok if your tiny dicks cant get past a nice sized booty. but dont bring hate onto that fine piece of ACE!

The One

this chick… whoa.. all i can say is i almost fell out my damn chair.. and your tiny dick comment made me laugh. to add to it, Hey, not everyone can go deep sea diving! ;D

bdg

or you could just lose the panties all together and take pics—just a thought!! 😉

kick it

She's pretty sexy.
and for the rest of you, different strokes for different folks. the whole "skinny vs a little bigger" argument is annoying the rest of us. the chive is doing a great job for us who don't mind both skinny girls who's legs curve and give us a gap, or girls with meat on 'em that give them huge titties.

for this I thank you chive

Holy Moly

She is fucking gorgeous!

mike

ah-may-zing. moar please

MacNCheesePro

MOOAAARRRR!!!!! I see her advertised on singles pop up ads all over the place. Glad I see the full body now!

don

MOARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Alex

May be the most attractive woman you've ever posted. Curves and all. I WANT MORE!!!!!

I dont think its fake! America is just that dumb, all the people crying wolf are probably american!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canuck Soldier

Haha I love how this just grinds the Americans gears hahaha. Any little jab at their major eagle lovin pride they shit bricks. Haha, its a joke guys……if it makes you feel a little better inside, change the countries names. Merica!!

J.D.

#2 Proof that there could never be a Spider Woman

AmBush_Steve

You obviously missed #28. Have another look. Don't mind if I do.

whyme1973

#28 #47 #49 Holy hotty's batman.

anon

# 47 "im bored might as well whore off" < woman logic

DBSWV

#16 is awesome! My i request MOAR?

carl

i'll second that!

LuvsHorror

Shopped, look at the side of her right boob.

phydor

Don't mind if I dooooooooooooo. Yeah. Still neat.

Ned Plimpton

Your life is shopped.

Happy Canuck

#16 The perfect woman, MOAR plz, she should have her own post.

Ned Plimpton

She should post up on my dick.

kel

dat muffin top

Mr. Negative

#49

That dude has a pretty good surgeon.

hark1985

Ashley callingbull Miss Canada

Grump

Some of you guys seem to be preoccupied with trannys and post ops. Gee…. I wonder why that is.

ThatGuy

Even if that were true, I wouldn't give a fuck. Let the haters hate.

FloppyRocks

#29 Guess who farted…

MattKL

Forever alone.

dr.ebing

He wears a shirt of the FC Bayer Munich football club. The richest (and therefor least liked) team in Germany.

SilkySapper

nice try, but this is an old Toronto Maple Leafs advertisement photoshopped with the FCBM logo on it. How did your beloved Scheisse do last weekend. I watched the first half but got too bored by how terribly they were getting beaten by.

Why?

Stick to soccer…this is a Montreal Canadiens jersey

morebeer

you are both correct…..think about it, you'll get there

Rick

Looks like someone photoshopped something over the habs logo

jamdez

Yup. The original picture had the kid wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey.

AmBush_Steve

I'll vouch for Rick's statement. Seen the original and experienced the phenomenon being a habs fan in Ontario. Hard to admit it this year though. Sadface.

Engage

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