George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

DALLAS - George W. Bush speaking in the living room of his double wide trailer house in Dallas talked to Livingston Hillymucker, a reporter for Positively Politics Monthly

The former president was asked if he really felt that Kanye West truly believed that he was a racist because it took him four days to go down to New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina had hit the below sea-level city in 2005.

The president known as 'Dubya' leaned back in his Abraham Lincoln Commemorative Recliner and said that he most certainly believed that Kanye West was a racist when he made that dumbass remark.

He then went on to say that the hip hop rapper known as Kanye Pest has a habit of having trash talk come out of his mouth that his (blank) ass can't cash.

President Bush revealed that Kanye's racist remark hurt him more than the remark that Nancy Pelosi had made about him looking like Alfred E. Neuman, the big-eared caricature character from Mad Magazine.

He then stressed that it even hurt him more than the remark that Sarah Palin had made about the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara drinking a little bit too much and being kind of on the plain Jane side to boot.

President Bush was asked if he would forgive Kanye West if he were to call him up and offer a personal apology.

Bush smiled from ear-to-ear. He giggled a bit. And sat there grinning like the Charleston cat that swallowed the Chattanooga canary.

When Hillymucker asked him why he was looking so gosh darn happy, he replied that he has invited his former vice-president Dick "Shotgun" Cheney and Kanye West to go bird hunting with him down at Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones' Texas ranch El Rancho Cowpoke.

Bush was asked if Cheney, who back in 2006, accidentally shot his good friend Harry Whittington while quail hunting down in Corpus Christi, Texas, had gotten any safer with his hunting habits.

Dubya sat back. Took a sip of his Diet Dr. Pepper and simply replied, "Well sir, I guess, we'll find out the answer to that question pretty soon, huh?"

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