INTRO:Aaahhhh…Oh, it's music to my ears… oh man!How can I describe the way I feel?Fucking great man!Ok, let me see…How can I begin?

VERSE 1:Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunchWas red wine, more red wine and captain crunchRed wine for breakfast and for brunchAnd to soak it up an in-between snack crackers to munchMariah what ever happened to us?Why did we have to break up?All I asked for was a glass of punchYou see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what'sGoin through your mind after suchA nasty break-up with that Latin hunkLouis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck upI'm not playin’ I want her back you punkThis is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funkMixed with Egyptian with the little rappin punkZappin Eric Clapton (shout) brings out da crunkAnd yeah baby, I want another crack at yaYou can beat me with any spatula that you wantI mean I really want ya bad ya cuntNick you had your funI've come to kick ya in your sack of junkMan I can use a fresh batch of bloodSo prepare your vernacular for Dracular acupuncture

CHORUS:Bagpipes from baghdadWhen will it ever ceaseFor Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the leastBagpipes from baghdadWhat's goin through my mindHalf the time when I rhyme we're blowin up likeBagpipes from baghdadSomeone turn the vacancy sign onCause i'm gone, blowing up likeBagpipes from baghdadI run the streets and mackLike a madman holdin a glad bag

VERSE 2:You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixtureI'm the miracle whip, a tricksterMy sig-nature sound when a tube of lipstick's aroundI'm bound to put it on in an instant wow manWhat an ensemble, what an assortment of PHARMA-Ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my karmaCuticles get residue just from touchin the bottleNever knew I could remind me so much of my mommaI'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull the butcher knife on yaThe size of a sword boy i'm like the fuckin ruts on yaGet it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin ya NormanYour so fuckin annoyin, drop the shovel boyYou don't know what the fuck your doinI ain't playin no fuckin moreNick Cannon you prickI wish you luck with the fuckin whoreEvery minute there's a sucker born, snuck up onMaliki made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn(Shuck of, shucka corn, chaka khan)??? lolHit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and tell em it's fuckin onMan what the fuck are ya doinYou're runnin over the snowblower with the lawnmowerBlowin your bagpipes from baghdad

CHORUSBagpipes from baghdadWhen will it ever ceaseFor Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the leastBagpipes from baghdadWhat's goin through my mindHalf the time when I rhyme we're blowin up likeBagpipes from baghdadSomeone turn the vacancy sign onCause i'm gone, blowing up likeBagpipes from baghdadI run the streets and mackLike a madman holdin a glad bag

VERSE 3:In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetablesI bet you they become heterosexualNothing will stop me from molestin’ youTitty-fuckin’ you til’ your breast nipple flesh tickles my testiclesIs what they said to the two conjoined twinsHow's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriendYou need some ointment, just set up an appointmentWho's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flipI just got my one-year sobriety coin chipWhen the bad get goin, how bad does the going getBaby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin groins witEach other especially when you're joined at the hipI'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kitAn attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin shitLure the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy!chip-Cookie lookie even took me a polaroid

CHORUSBagpipes from baghdadWhen will it ever ceaseFor Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the leastBagpipes from baghdadWhat's goin through my mindHalf the time when I rhyme we're blowin up likeBagpipes from baghdadSomeone turn the vacancy sign onCause i'm gone, blowing up likeBagpipes from baghdadI run the streets and mackLike a madman holdin a glad bag

May 27, 2009

Responsibility, Reponsibility, Responsibility..Silly,Silly Silly. yes, Im Not A Prude That Wont Take Any Charge Of Guilty But Loose All The string please. let me free in making my decision. u want me to step up rite? i'll raise the stake, i aint blind man. i noe how thing works. i seen in eversince. just let me make up my mind in choosing without any fucking influences n shadow talk behing, then i'll make my call.till then, go fuck ur self. why should i be take respo for something that aint my fight, aint my thing? huh? u tell me. im not a runner. im not a coward. i will step up to the plate if needed only if all of u get the hell out of my pace. can u do that? u cant rite? so stop fucking me around with all this bullshit please.

May 25, 2009

Upcoming Destruction, We Fail To Face The ConSequenceS..In No Time, All Of THis Reality Breaker Going To Burn Down,Piece By Piece..WHats LeFt For Us?Is It HumanIty?Is It BelieVe?Is It Slaughter?Who Are We To QueStion The DaMnation Upon..We Are The One Who Thr0w The First Stone To eaCh Other.We Make The Coalition Broken..We Cursed oUr Own Children's Future..Blaming eAch OthEr Isn't The Answer.Question God's Will Aint The Solution..Killing Innocence Child Wont Solve Anything..Look Into ThE MiRRoR AnD FaCe The Devil HimSelf..Oh Shit, Is Us...

May 24, 2009

have u guys ever watch a tv series call The Office. the US version not UK.well, im kinda like addicted to this tv series though. another reason is cuz most of my favourite TV series is ending. Prison Break, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural even Gossip Girl had its season finale few days ago. so, i search for a new tv series to watch that i recalled this series. its have 5 season already i i had watch all 5 season in just a week. technology huh? well, thanx to Ares. well, the whole the office thing kinda make me think. u noe, i take my diploma in public admin, n im not sure yet what to take if i choose to continue on my degree so basically i'll end up just like any the office characters. i'll be living the corporate life n i will dress as such as pic above, every single work day. can u imagine it though? me in formal attire? cmon man!! i dun suited it well! i dun think i can handle it.yeah yeah, some might ask, then why in the blue hell u tae DPA for, i seriesly dunno why. i just follow my mums advice. its not that she is pushing me to be a govt servant, cuz she pangkah PKR la weh.ahaks.but, yet again the question remain. will i be the same as my favorite character in the office, jim halpert. will, i be coming in at 9, sitting on my desl, wearing my shirts n black shoe whatever, doing some paperwork n then punching out punching out at 5? wooo!!! seriesly i dun want that as my career man. i want an adventure career. well though, i can even predict the future so i just gonna put a pause button in this thought, i'll let future Adam handle it. hahaha.

p/s- if its truely happeing, i'll definitely gonna be involve in office romance.