I'm going to take a ropeAnd put it over her shouldersAnd head for the riverAnd practice on bouldersAnd when she's real goodI'm going to build a big rampAnd me and that bovineGonna vacate this camp fly nowAcross the hillsEveryone's watchingGonna give them a thrill so pound up that rampYour hooves sound like thunderI'm Zeus - you're PegasusWe're a six-legged wonderIt's our key to successWe'll be famous world overI'll make lots of moneyAnd you'll have sweet clover fly nowAcross the skyFetlocks a-flappin'It's just you and I and I won't tell the airforce about my schemesI know they'd abuse you for their flying machinesAnd the farmers will curse meWhen their cows take off from the fieldsNo meat for their marketsNo milk for their meals fly nowAcross the hillsEveryone's watchingGonna give them a thrill so don't let me downOh, bovine be risenCome on, sweet BessieBe just like my visionDon't back away BessieIf you pull I'll pushAnd we'll weave a nice sine waveUp over the bush fly nowAcross the hillsFetlocks a-flappin'The earth's standing stillFly nowUp in the skyBessie sweet BessieIt's just you and I