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Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of Order Up for the Wii. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco.
See last week’s winner after the ju...

Body modification is pretty awesome. Well, not really, but I’m going to pretend it is for this post. Using this form of…uhh, expression(?), people have turned themselves into cats, cyborgs and just plain ugly people.
But now, with a l...

As you probably know, the newest installment of the Madden video game series comes out next week. And since it’s been around for 20 years, here’s all 20 of the covers, starting when that handsome devil himself was the one who graced th...

The people of Russia have done and said a lot of great stuff over time (“In Russia, toilet paper uses you!”, communism), but I think we have a new winner. According to telegraph.co.uk:
A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss...

As many of you know, Morgan Freeman was in a really bad accident where they had to use the Jaws Of Life to get him out. Above is his car, a 1997 Nissan Maxima. Either he was too close to a T-Rex cage when the power went out during a storm, or h...

Getting a hat in the mail is always pretty tricky. What do you do with it? Do you use it as a foot rest? Do you sit on it? I mean, it’s a hat, there’s so many things you can do with it, that it’s really hard to tell what youR...

Some things are too massive for me to comprehend, like space or Prince Fielder. So when I heard this, I couldn’t really wrap my head around it:
Usmagazine reports Oprah Winfrey earns a whopping $385 million a year.
If Oprah deserves that m...

911 is probably the most important phone number in our society. It’s a dependable lifeline you can reach out to when you are seriously injured, being attacked…or if that lazy Subway sandwich artist leaves the important sauces off your...

I love when people are like “Oh my God, you HAVE to see this picture of my baby,” and then they show me the picture and it’s just their baby, lying there. This is not okay. If a friend came up to you and was like “Oh my...

Driving across the rural parts of America you’ll undoubtedly notice the large number of churches that use their signs to try and draw people into their church with a joke or a pun or some good old fashioned fire and brimstone fear. The prob...