When you're under hypnosis, you still have a certain amount of control. For example, if someone tells you to do something like "take off your clothes" and you are not the type of person to take off your clothes, you probably will not take off your clothes, unless given a reason for you to take off your clothes. Or if someone says "punch the person you hate the most," this requires some conscious thought to do and probably would not be considered "involuntary" by the court.

Lorelle:WTF?!? Sex is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm having a hot flash or night sweats.

Agreed. She might get a meno-pass if she'd snapped in class and bludgeoned the little hellions with a desk and then burst into tears and perhaps then burst into maniacal laughter. But child porn. Nope, sorry.

DNRTA, came to post:I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Very happy to see Boobies beat me to it :)Oh farker comments, just when I thought you couldn't possiblybe any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

kittiekat21:Seeing as she is probably teh ghey, she will probably love female prison. She gets to watch other women shower on a daily basis and will no doubt claim a "biatch". Is that really punishment?

At least she won't have far to go. The Oklahoma women's prison is only 3 miles from McLoud Schools.

eyeq360:When you're under hypnosis, you still have a certain amount of control. For example, if someone tells you to do something like "take off your clothes" and you are not the type of person to take off your clothes, you probably will not take off your clothes, unless given a reason for you to take off your clothes. Or if someone says "punch the person you hate the most," this requires some conscious thought to do and probably would not be considered "involuntary" by the court.

That's because stage hypnosis is a bunch of woo-bullshiat. It's not real.

It's an excuse that people who have a desire to put on a show can use after they have put on said show. This is why you cannot hypnotize someone to do something that they would not willingly do, and why you cannot hypnotize a person without them being complicit in the "hypnotism".

Smelly Pirate Hooker:She would have done better by just acknowledging the obvious: that she is incredibly stupid.

More people should just cop to that. Stupidity explains most of the stupid shiat people do. Yet few of them want to admit it.

Seems like it would be a lot more persuasive to a jury than a bunch of pussy-ass excuses. They could at least admire your honesty.

I once ran my car off the road, and a cop pulled over to talk to me about it. He was asking me if I was sleepy, drunk, unfamiliar with the road, etc. and I flat out admitted I had no excuse and just did something stupid that I should have known not to do. He told me that he could ticket me but wasn't going to. So sometimes it really does work!