June 21st 2005
No. 2,427

deuce: IF I JERK OFF IN THIS CUP WILL IT SAVE THE LITTLE SQUIGGLIES
pants: ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON
deuce: I'M GOOD SOMETIMES
pants: THEN THE SQUIGGLIES WILL STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER
deuce: THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD (BEATING OFF WITH SANDPAPER)