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Read your comparison of Khushi and Gauri, and I loved every word you wrote. Such a brilliant comparison! So, I want to ask you a difficult question now. I think you've seen Qubool Hai right? If you had to point out similarities between Zoya and Gauri, what would they be? I know, both of them are as different as night and day, but just for fun if you had to attempt it, what are the similarities between them? I know, probably there is none, but I love reading your views.

Hi anon!

Aaaaah, thanks so much! These kinda answers take a fair bit of time and brain racking, and it’s always nice to get appreciation! :)

Off the top of my head, here the similarities between Zoya and Gauri. I’m sure there are more, but it’s been a really long time since I’ve watched QH, and I’m forgetting a lot of specific events in Zoya’s life.

Quite similar personalities actually; both are ✨✨✨Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice.✨✨✨

Experts in verbally destroying people with the sweetest, angelic smiles on their faces. 😇😇😇

Both ruled by their stomachs. 🍕🍕🍕

Endless patience and forgiveness with their bullheaded male leads, who have almost gotten them murdered thanks to their BS. Just too damn good for these idiots, really. They should leave their undeserving asses already. 😒😒😒

storytime: for whoever the fuck cares

you guys I’m watching Qubool Hai s1 and on episode 93 there’s this scene where Zoya and Asad eat bhaang wale pakore and they get stranded (Zoya does it on purpose) AND THEY’RE LIKE FIGHTING BUT THEYRE ALSO LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME IM FCKIFNDNDNDK DYINGGG THEYRE SO CUTE. ZOYAS SOOO CUTE SHE LITERALLY SAID THAT SHE CAN KILL ANYONE WITH HER DIMPLE HOW FUCKING CUTE WHAT KINDA SELF LOVE GOALSSSS I LOVEEE HER.

AND THEN.

And then. andddd….. thennnnn??!!!……they freaking play “Bol Na Halke Halke” WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS LIKE EVER OKAY I WAS LISTENING TO IT THE OTHER DAY AND MY HEART STOPPED WHEN I HEARD IT OHMYGOD I LEGIT HAD TO PAUSE FOR A MINUTE AND ZOYA WAS IN A SAREE AND ASAD WAS IN A BLACK KURTA AND IT WAS RAININGGGGG. I honestly felt like I was watching a fanfiction come to life. It got awkward/cheesy with the lip-syncing later but OMGGGGG my heart has still not recovered ohmygosh no one understands my love for that song. IT WAS SOOO CHEESY BUT SO CUTE. AND THEN THEY BOTH FRICKING CONFESSSSSS WHILE DRUNKKK BITCJJHHHH MY HEART I THINK IVE FOUND MY NEW SHIP YALLS (a trashy ship nonetheless) AND I WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE MAN IM JUST SO FULL WITH THE FEELS OK BYE