If net neutrality disappears then that means only rich people will be able to access Tumblr so just to be safe we need to post memes that the rich people will like so we all have a chance at being Tumblr famous after we can’t afford the internet anymore

A young adult customer told me that she’s “too awkward” to use the salad bar and asked me to make her a salad myself and like. How in the fuck can you be too awkward to use a salad bar but not awkward enough that you ask your server to make your salad for you