General Banana and Air Marshal Sulaco have recently approved the construction of a new aircraft to replace the "Hummingbird"

About this creation

Usually I would just talk about this aircraft, but I got bored XD so here's a little story to tickle your fancy!
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LOCATION: CLASSIFIED

Contractor- "I would like to thank you both for coming out today. Both my workers and your troops have been working tirelessly around the clock to get this project finished as soon as possible. Well, here she is..."

"... The XF/A-2. The most advanced fighter in the known world."

"With a 20mm cannon that can fire within 45 degrees of wherever the nose is pointed..."

"... VTOL enabling thrust vectoring..."

"... And advanced flight control systems, this aircraft is decades ahead of it's time. With this in your air force, you will be able to rule the skies for years to come."

Trooper- "Refueling complete, sir!"

Con- "Excellent. How much longer 'til the nose cone is in place?"

Trooper 2- "The last bolt just went on. She's ready to fly!"

Con- "Well then, lets not keep the General waiting! Begin take off sequence."

Con- "If you 3 would kindly step outside, we can have this flown to your air base."

Pilot- "Alright, Vasquez, let's take it out nice and slow."
Copilot- "Copy that."

General Banana- "..."
Air Marshal- "The General would like to congratulate you on your accomplishments. But he stresses that this project must be kept on a need to know basis. If one of your men were to spill the metaphorical beans, then the results could be disastrous."
Con- "Not to worry. My men are aware of this aircrafts secret nature and there is no chance that any of them will-"
Marshal- "I don't think u understand. Are you familiar with the old pirate motto?"
Con- "Pirate...?"

*BANG*
Marshal- "Dead men tell no tales."

Workers- "!!!!!"

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Marshal- "Lieutenant, have your men set the hanger to explode."
LT- "Sir?"
Marshal- "It sure was a shame that so much research was lost in this tragic accident, don't you agree?"
LT-"... Tragic, sir."
Marshal- "After your squad is done here, take a week of R&R. You deserve it."
LT-"Thank you, sir."
Marshal- "And Lieutenant, you and your squad are very valuable to this country. it would be a shame if anything were to happen to any of you."
LT-"Understood."
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Well, that's the story!

Close up of mobile work platform.

People's Republic of Tyranny Air Force

Hope you enjoyed the show XD

P.S. Did anyone notice the Rat Attack going on in the background? Look again XD