Rove: "You know what, Bob? I know you're an ignorant fucktard, and you know that I'm an ignorant fucktard--but the assholes who run the Wizbang blog are the biggest fucktards of all, because they think our shit tastes like chocolate ice cream."

Novak: "Where the fuck is my scotch? Do you have any scotch on you? Jesus Christ, I sure could use another drink of scotch."