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“This is ridiculous,” Rodney scowled, “My uniform cannot possibly make that big of a difference.”“Don’t you want to help, Dr. McKay?” D blinked up at him innocently.“Don’t do that,” Rodney pointed a finger at her, “It’s not going to work this time.”“You want to make sure Elizabeth keeps her position as leader of the Atlantis expedition,” John looked at Rodney with wide eyes and a pouty lower lip, “Don’t you, Rodney?”“Grown men should not be making puppy dog eyes,” Rodney shook his finger at John.“It's fine,” Elizabeth said calmly, “It’s not like the IOA would try to replace me with someone who would be more concerned about following regulations than-”“All right!” Rodney threw his hands up, “I’ll go change my uniform, even though there is nothing wrong with this one. Then I’m going back to my lab to get some real work done.”“And you’ll show up on time for your interview with Mr. Woolsey,” Elizabeth smiled.“And I will show up on time for my interview,” Rodney agreed."And you won’t insult Woolsey’s intelligence,” John added.“And I won’t insult Woolsey’s intelligence,” Rodney grumbled, “Out-loud.”Foreign language format updated.

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Coming back to the LVPD, after aliens and space ships and surprisingly not dying, Detective John Sheppard expected life to be comfortably boring. Then a corpse shows up, killed simultaneously in too many ways all at once--trauma to the head, poison, gunshot, knife wound, strangulation and organ disruption--the hallmark of the Six Ways from Sunday killer. Dr. Rodney McKay offers John the resources of the SGC to help him catch an impossible murderer, and John only lets the SGC in because if the killer follows the patterns in LA and San Francisco, the lead detective on the case is next on the list.

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“I’m just saying,” Rodney grumbled, “It’s weird that someone whose employment history is an alphabet soup of every American intelligence agency is fetching food and organizing supplies. Even if General O’Neill really wanted her involved in the Stargate program that badly, why would he assign her as Elizabeth’s assistant rather than something more suited to her background?”“What do you mean?” John questioned.“Not our business,” Ronon paused in his eating to slide the blue jello over to Rodney, “Here.”“Wait, really?” Rodney brightened, “You almost stabbed me over this two minutes ago and now you’re giving it to me?”“If you don’t want it…” Ronon reached for the bowl.“No, no, no,” Rodney snatched the jello up and dug his spoon in immediately, “I want it.”Ronon smirked and picked up the bowl of stew to drain the last of its contents.“Are you just giving me the jello so I’ll shut up?” Rodney asked, mouth half full of food.“Yes,” Ronon set his empty bowl down.“That won’t always work, you know,” Rodney waved his spoonful of jello at the taller man.“Hasn’t even worked this time,” John drawled.

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The many articles you've read in magazines -- Time: Revelation of the Year, only tell the tiniest part, a drop in the bucket. You'd like to ask him what it was really like. Does he miss it? Stupid question. How can he not long to return to the world he helped create. Can he ever go back?. You don't ask, because you fear the wrong answer. It isn't even your journey, but it makes you heartsick to imagine it at it's very likely end. Does Earth even feel like home anymore? Who has he left behind?

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John gets interrogated mentally by telepaths and is forced to relive some very personal moments of his life in the Pegasus galaxy. Rodney doesn't leave his side and tries to come up with a plan to free John.

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Brigadier General J. O'Neill always knew the end of the world could come. He just never thought it would come from an Ancient project that wasn't even spelled right. [Celebrating Sam's Birthday on 29 December.] Sam & Jack Multimedia Awards 2014 nominee.

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Set immediately after "Sleep Before I Do." Elizabeth deals with the aftermath of a mission gone wrong and a tenuous alliance with the Furlings. Meanwhile John deals with the ramifications of his death and how it affects Atlantis. Shep/Weir friendship.