DIRTY POP

Michael Jackson has invented a new soft drink: wine-flavored Coke. According to an article in the March Vanity Fair, the newly crowned King of Soda Pop routinely drinks wine out of Coke cans so nobody knows he's drinking. The mag also says Jackson gave the young boy he's accused of molesting wine in Coke cans on a flight from Florida in February 2003. No comment from Jacko's camp.