peeker643 wrote:1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?You are blessed

2. What do you like best about me?You are smarter than Pup and JB

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?Sinead O'Connor

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?Dinner cruise on the Nautica Queen. We would smuggle in a flask of Wild Turkey.

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?Hair growing contest

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?Hemmingway. JB is Faulkner. Clearly.

There. I've contributed to the 5? Fridays and I think it's safe to say that Wabo's excellent idea and thread has officially jumped the shark.

I don't need to be patient, they're going to be shit forever. - CDT, discussing my favorite NFL team

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?If it weren't for us blah folks all of you supermodels would never know who you are.2. What do you like best about me?Your balding pate gleaming in the fall sun at a tailgate party.3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?More like "Guido the Killer Pimp"4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?Any time with you is quality time.5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?I would give you an Italian last name like Bonpiccio, then you would be the essence of perfection.5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?Harold and his purple crayon.