Someone Made the New 'Star Wars' Trailer All About Jar Jar Binks and It's Incredible/Terrible

I, like everyone else, have full on Star Wars fever. The new trailers have all been fantastic. The poster is a work of art. I bought tickets to my first midnight movie in like half a decade this week. And then today, I came across this video, where someone imagined an alternate dimension Star Wars VII that is entirely built around fan favorite Jar Jar Binks. And suddenly I was sad. Sure, the real Star Wars VII looks like it might be good, but this? This looks like it could have been historically and hilariously awful. And that would have been fun too:

I can't decide which part is my favorite, but it's either the idea of seeing Jake Lloyd saying "This is pod racing!" in the middle of a battle, or a certain director making a cameo:

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