Blacula chomps into the necks of supple young virgins. Not goditos double-fisted two-at-a-time.

So anyway I'm dropping these jokes and I'm like, "Um, don't I have a blog where we do these jokes?" Sorry.

And since this is just a catch-all post-- you know when I kept saying lawyers would soon be involved with the Keith Olbermann Situation? (Which should be the name of his show -- The Situation with Keith Olbermann.)

The newsman has tapped high-powered lawyer Patricia Glaser to "determine his rights" in his five-year contract, an individual close to him told TheWrap.

Meanwhile, executives at Current TV said that relations – especially those with Current CEO Joel Hyatt – were at a breaking point after deteriorating over the past several months.

“I hope Keith is part of our future, but it’s up to Keith,” an executive with Current who declined to be identified told TheWrap. "Keith set us in the right direction and we’re on that path now … and as I’ve learned over the years, everybody is replaceable.”