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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

cublings

I have to work in a cube where I stare at a cube and type things. There are two gollums and some kittens with me in my cube. I have minor problems with the cubling neighbors. One of them perplexes me. Every phone call and conversation is ended with the phrase, "have a good one." Every time. Please imagine a chipper, coach-like tone of voice. Is that really necessary? And this cubling received a blue company windbreaker which he seemed eager to wear. In fact he was wearing it for a bit because he was so excited. I cannot understand this. It is ever more perplexing in that he is normal in most every other way. It's just the repeated phrase and the jacket. The other cubling across from me is more mysterious. The only problem is the snorting snort laugh. It is also excessive. What does it communicate? And she uses slang. bad slang with snorts. The other cublings are quiet and obedient. It's not so bad. Thanks for reading this. Do you know of a strange cubling in your cube world?

7 comments:

I would LOVE to hear about the hooker trolls. This is the kind of stuff I live for. I have enjoyed your past posts about the mysognist programmer retardations by the way. I totally know of what you speak!

ahhhh yes, the insolent hooker that I am determined to smite. She is an evil-doer and a soul sucker. She is trying to smite me through her insidious ways, trying to out-source my work and whatnot. But it is common knowledge that she possesses only one magic skill, that of sucking; a skill she has used in so many, many ways.