Former Spice Girl and longtime car passenger Victoria Beckham is trying her hand at a new pursuit: luxury car design.

The results are predictably ludicrous.

The Beckham-designed special edition Range Rover Evoque was revealed Sunday night at an auto show in Beijing. The SUVs will retail for $129,000, twice the price of the standard model. Only 200 will be made, lest the universe implode from the collective weight of too much luxury. The cars will run on the blood of virgins and give off exhaust made of paupers' dreams.