The bad thing about being a flesh golem composed of various body parts from various people is that you never really feel whole, but the good thing is you can change up your facial features whenever you want!

Feeling a bit grumpy today? Simply turn that smile into a frown, swap those scary eyes out for the squinty ones and voila! You’re a whole new person with a totally new expression!

Will this new set of features suit your porcelain skinned bride, or will she go gray with terror when she sees the hideous look on your franken-face?