We are all fat, Hobes. I mean, look at me. I look like a Blue Whale. All the models and celebs here are photo shopped to look thin. I guess this is me taking slight offense at grouping us all into one, but Lacey’s a pheasant.

It is still true that not all Americans are fat, just because a higher percentage are than in many other countries.
Although part of this has to do with how the government calculates ‘overweight,’ if I understand correctly they use a fairly outdated method.

@mad2physicist – the way they do it is that they get everyone in the country to jump up in the air, they then weight the countries land mass.

They then weigh it again with everyone stood on terra firma and deduct the original result against this one = total weight of America.

They then divide this by the number of people in the country (307,006,550) to get the average weight of a person. Then they go out on the streets and weight 10 people – if more than 5 weigh more than the average, then the country is fat.

@Dukey, if toothless fellatio is anything like toothless cunnilingus then it’s not much to celebrate. Ask me how I know. *le sigh* Well, I’m sure it’s gotta be way better. But no way I’ll ever know though! LOL

Cunnilingus requires teeth (When done properly) Blow jobs never require teeth.
I had a girl once who (bless her soul)couldn’t ever not use her teeth I had to teach her how to cover her teeth with her lips and then moisten her lips before a blow job, this is as close to toothless as you can probably get.