Sex-Starved Wife Chops Off Hubby’s Penis After A Decade Of Denial

GHAZIABAD, INDIA — In a cutting example of the perils of a sexless marriage, housewife Rita Yadav, 28, knocked out her taxi driver husband Ved Prakash, 31, and then used a kitchen knife to remove the organ that she felt had come between them … because for the past 10 years, she said, it had not come between them.

Yadav turned herself in to authorities and explained her loin-lopping rage by stating:

“We used to fight daily, and he told me he hated looking at my face. He always threatened he would have an affair. I was desperate to have children. I used to beg him, but he said he’d make love to someone else instead. I’d been dealing with the torture for years and I couldn’t take any more.”

After being butchered below the belt, Prakash lay sprawled out unconscious for about 30 minutes. He was then able to phone for help.

At nearby Jaypee Hospital, Dr. Saurabh Gupta performed a five-hour emergency surgery on Prakash and told the press, “His penis was almost fully detached from the base, and he had lost a lot blood. His penis had been cut with a sharp knife, and the cut was nearly four inches deep. We were able to save both his life and the organ with a re-implantation.”

Yadav and Prakash had been married for 11 years. He’s presently recovering in critical condition. She’s awaiting trial. Nobody’s going to be using that penis for a while.