Fanboy: No thanks. I have an allergic reaction to Lung Cancer. It gives me tumors.

- The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl.

Final Fantasy Forever!!!Scarlet Spider: You know, before I joined, I thought Cybella was the most intelligent person on the board.Narutodesu: Are you man enough to watch Clannad?!Kathleen: if guys were made of chocolate i would be straight.Scarlet Spider: I grew up watching porn.Stricken: Everyone wants my cock.Xagan: Do-it-yourself sodomy kits are not good ideas. Don't let your friends talk you into it.

1) you're so wired you pick up FM radio2)you want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can3) you have to watch movies in fast forward4) instant coffee seems to take forever5) your eyes stay open when you sneeze6) you grind coffee beans in your mouth7) you can jump start you car without cables you've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee cup9) starbucks owns the mortgage on your lease

Final Fantasy Forever!!!Scarlet Spider: You know, before I joined, I thought Cybella was the most intelligent person on the board.Narutodesu: Are you man enough to watch Clannad?!Kathleen: if guys were made of chocolate i would be straight.Scarlet Spider: I grew up watching porn.Stricken: Everyone wants my cock.Xagan: Do-it-yourself sodomy kits are not good ideas. Don't let your friends talk you into it.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."- Roy Batty

"I think, therefore I am. I destroy, therefore I endure."- IG-88A

"There's law, and there's justice, and sometimes they're not the same thing."- Lon Shevu

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world ... without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."-- Neo, The Matrix

- If you stood up and told the truth in the wrong way, it was not true any longer, though it might be as powerful as ever.

- "Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk.""Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

- On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

All are by Diana Wynne Jones

You... you really don't get it... do you? I... I love him... I'd die with him. Or for him. That's what you do... how you feel when you love someone. - Impulse

Mia: You're cute, are you gay? Me: Yep, I like me some boys. Mia: Let's be best friends. Me: Okay, cute skirt. Mia: See!! You Love me Already!!! Me: How could I not? Mia: If I were crazy you wouldn't like me. Me: My Mom has MPD and she's a klepto, I would love you. Mia: I like animal porn, the kind with the cows is the best. Me: That is very.....umm.....I like waffles.

"And no one in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring meeeeeeeeeee downnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!" -Elphaba from Wicked

"May I call you Alice my dear?" - Lady Catrina from *******

"THis circle never ends," - Paramore

"Because pink is for gay boys" - Mallory

"I wish you'd grow a butt, that way you could fill ou some skinny jeans" - MiA

"And before we judge them [the Martians] too harshly, we must remember what ruthless and utter destruction our own species has wrought, not only upon animals, such as the vanished Bison and the Dodo, but upon its own inferior races. The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years. Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit?"—Chapter I, "The Eve of the War"

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Keeper: What is your name?Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britain.Keeper: What is your quest?Arthur: To seek the holy grail.Keeper: What is an average velocity of a swallow?Arthur: What do you mean, an African or an European swallow?Keeper: Uh... I don't know that!*Keeper gets cast into the gorge of eternal peril*Bedivere: How do you know so much about swallows?Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mister Fisher. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived, and it's too late... You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had. Or what others have...I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence, and the grass is always green. The Rabbi, "Lucky Number Slevin"...

“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?” Sherlock Holmes"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Lovecraft"It's incredible how the human mind can devise such simple explanations to the things it doesn't understand, just to avoid looking at the terrible bigger picture that is the truth. Unfortunately, that won't help them when it comes knocking at the door." Alyssa Gillespine