Generous woman

“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend. “I gave a poor beggar $25.” “Thats a lot of money to give away,” says her friend. “What did your husband say?” “He said, ‘Thank you’. “

An American woman and an Iranian woman An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, “These remind me of my husband’s testicles.” The American woman... ...