2) Flying Farang Syndrome - when rich older western men move to Thailand, marry a young Thai girl and can 'suddenly' realise they can fly from a high rise condominium on their honeymoon. As a result this leads to the death of the foreigner (farang in Thai) and a quick inheritance for the 'grieving' bride.

1) FFS you're an a-hole.

2) That bar girl has had six husbands, but they all suffered from FFS. The previous occupant in this condo had FFS.