[color="Red"]Twitter... because texting whilst driving [i]isn't[/i] dangerous enough...[/color]
"Almost ran over a bicyclist because he didn't stop at the stop sign, idiot."
"Oops, ran over a bicyclist while writing that last twit."

[color="Magenta"][SIZE="2"]"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO-what a ride!"[/SIZE][/color]
:cheers:

[size=100][font=Comic Sans MS][color=purple]You're So Predictable No Shadow Of Doubt
When You Are Suffering Know Who Sold You Out
Fuck Your Opinions
Fuck Your Lack Of Spine
When You Are Miserable
Know That I'm Just Fine
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