Category: Politics Much?

By Jason “A Teacher in Miracles” Rhode (@iamthemaster)
Like many Americans, I’m seriously concerned about our country’s use of unmanned aerial assault vehicles. While doubtless they increase our ability to prosecute the Global War on Terror, or GWOT, we should ask ourselves whether we’ve made killing too easy. Let’s face facts: at some point, the ease of button-pressing…

1 can’t stop moving
2 eat their young
3 more scared of you than you are them
4 tiny dicks
5 gross skin
6 dinosaurs
7 poop in ocean
8 can’t code
9 100 people bitten by them per year
10 don’t ‘get’ Kanye
11 eating their flesh forbidden in some countries
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It’s been a couple weeks but I’m finally getting around to writing my article on the government shutdown. It’s a tragedy! According to the news articles I am literally reading as I type this, it’s a very bad thing. And I know how much I dislike bad things, especially if I’m told by the internet that it’s a bad…

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
Amen.
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
And also with you.
Brethren, let us acknowledge our sins, and so prepare ourselves to celebrate the sacred…

Are you the royal baby? Are you sure? You could be the Royal Baby who’s been the center of all this hubbub and you don’t even know it yet! You should hold a press conference and tell the world how you feel and collect your money and crowns and jewels and fried hardboiled eggs in sausage casing or whatever…

Source: A literal clown
Hi hello! I am a clown as well and here is my clown article.
We all know having a job is dumb, but the dumbest job for trash men and garbage women in the USA country of America is literally working on Capitol Hill. You have to work with people who run our…

TRIGGER WARNING: Terrible things. SeriouslyTHIS TRIGGER WARNING BROUGHT TO YOU BY AYDS
Barack Obama is preparing for his inauguration when suddenly there is a knock at the door. It’s the Secret Service man. “Mr President Elect” he says, “someone is here to see you and it’s urgent.”
“Let him, or her in.. Let them in” says Barack…

1. Benghazi.
While it’s common knowledge that Benghazi is, in fact, a person and not a place, we cannot rule out that they may be hiding Kony somewhere. (Somewhere Obama doesn’t want us to find?)
2. Reddit.
Joseph Kony, confirmed Libertarian, Bitcoin enthusiast and occasional Pick-Up Artist, could be lurking in some lesser-known sub-reddits, seeking refuge from would-be…