The best room mate I ever was the stoner who played WoW all the time. Living with him was pretty much the same as removing one bedroom from your apartment, cutting the rent in half and getting a free upgrade for the internet package. The only sings we ever saw of him were the occasional pizza delivery and a faint aroma of pot on the balcony. It was like living with an overweight, slightly flatulent ninja.

Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

1. I really don't know how people can bear to have roommates who aren't legally married or related to them. Living with friends SUCKS. It ruins friendships. Living with strangers SUCKS MORE.

2. The girl sounds like a real pain in the ass extrovert. No thanks.

3. Honestly, if you can't afford to live in a bigger place with a bunch of idiots, then find a smaller place and live alone. It's much more comfortable. You can walk around naked and skip doing dishes for a day, and nobody leaves you a passive-aggressive note. You can eat ANYTHING in the fridge or cupboards without someone biatching at you. You can listen to whatever music you want, at whatever volume you want, at any time of the day. You can have sex on the couch without worrying about someone passing through.

How the HELL do people put up with roommates? I'd sooner live in my car than put up with roommates. A wife? Sure. Parents or siblings? Tolerable. Roommates who have no ties to you? FORGET IT.

Serious question here - why do Hipsters were that nasty ski cap pulled half off their head? I'm the type of person who is always hot. Summer, spring fall, winter. I wear polo shirts all year long because I'll sweat through a dress shirt in no time. During the summers, I'll leave a puddle if I stand in one place for any length of time.

Aside from trying to look... let's say "cool", why the fark would you wear a ski cap in the summer?

you are a puppet:I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

I've got a girl roomate. She is my cousin's best friend. She was going through a divorce and I told her she could crash at my place while she got sorted out. She showed up with a moving truck one day. That was 5 years ago. She doesn't pay rent, but does all the cooking (quite well), grocery shopping, cleans all the dishes, does my laundry, vacums, and even does misc stuff like painting the living room . Namely all the stuff I don't want to do. She gets a room I wasn't using, I get all the housework done. It's like having a wife I don't have sex with.

you are a puppet:Well she's apparently good at cooking and will cook for you. I like that, and the cleanness is a plus. Not a big fan of the excessive self-congratulation of it all though. I also am not fond of the idea of having a girl roommate. Or a guy roommate. I would rather pay twice the rent than deal with a roommate again (I've never even argued with roommates before, I just always secretly hate them for being in MY home)

Yeppers. Had a roomie who went from being laidback, hardworking and liked to cook but changed immediately once she was in MY apartment. Suddenly, she couldn't work because she had "headaches" that only pot and a 3am trip to the ER for morphine/demerol would cure. The only thing she was willing to be awake for was downloading music on Napster and trolling for suckers in chat rooms. Never had money for rent, always had money for pot.

I waited until she visited friends out of town, then I moved to a new location by myself, leaving her without a single stick of furniture or pots and pans. Then she showed up at my workplace, claiming I was only hurting myself by not paying for all her bills and giving her a free place to live. WTF? She didn't know I'd paid a fee and gotten my name taken off the lease. Heh.

Unless it's a friends with benifits type situation, I wouldn't have the time to dedicate to a girl like that.... to much training required.1. Mac and Cheese isn't food and does not add to a cooking resume. Learn to cook some real food and get back to me. A woman sacred of tackling the grill and some 14oz Rib Eye Steaks need not apply.2. Saying you are tidy means jack shiat. Saying you can press my shirts and pants for me and have suit jackets dry cleaned for me means something.3. Display some real skills if you are going to use the term housewife, otherwise you are insulting woman who can actually manage a household.

Of course if she can make a decent Martini and Tom Collins we could have something to start with.

How does she feel about filling 90% of the fridge space with beer, being consistently late on the rent and spending the better part of my day playing XBox? Oh, and fapping. Lots of fapping at all hours of the day.

don't get me started. Ironic in the Hipster sense usually means "opposite" or "purposely contradictory for attention", but in this pic it's "random" as you say, and still completely misused. Fark doesn't need more reasons to dislike hipsters and all they stand for. Why do they make it so easy?!!!