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20 Questions We Wish We Could Ask on a First Date (But Never Actually Would)

Don't you wish it were socially acceptable on a first date to skip the small talk, and get to the really important stuff? (like, "can you really cook, or are you just saying that to impress me?") Yeah, let's play pretend.

15. Will you be willing to take a backseat to my career? Will you want me to take a backseat to yours?

16. Will you be just as apt to keep the bathroom door closed six months, six years into the relationship, as you are right now?

17. Do you have any plans to gain a ton of weight/lose a ton of weight/take up drugs/change your career/change your religion/change your country of residence, or in any other way drastically alter your life in the next two years?

18. Will you always expect me to pay? (Will you always pay?)

19. Does any part of you right now think that I’m not someone you could be serious about? How attracted/interested in me are you really?