# Building complex data-driven websites that actually work worth a fucking damn

If it's fucked, I can help you de-fuck it. 15 years experience with all kinds of commerce, content management and CRM systems and all types and manners of fucked up shit. I do Drupal, Ubercart, CiviCRM, php, perl, css, xhtml, apache, linux, Joomla, Word Press, Movable Type, Zen Cart...and that's just the tip of the fucking iceberg. I even fucking live on Capitol Hill.

I'm not the cheapest guy out there, but chances are I can de-fuck your shit pretty quickly. And remember: The #1 leading cause of a fucked up website is that it was built by some fucking idiot who had no idea how to make anything fucking work. Remember that guy? He was cheap, and his shit didn't work. So, fuck that fuck. Drop me a line and let's start de-fucking your fucked up shit today! Or just pick up the fucking phone and call 206 445 4925 and we'll talk shit.

Fuck yeah we will.

Peace, bitches.

PS: No, this is not a fucking joke. Yes, I am a real fucking person. Send a fucking email to [email protected] for fuck's sake and tell me about your fucked up technology problems.

Nsfw because the language may not be safe for everyones work.. lots of f-bombs in there.