Clevelanders Are So Excited About the Championship That They’re Eating Shit

Thanks to Lebron James, the Cleveland Cavaliers brought home their first championship in franchise history. Fans were so deliriously happy that during the parade, they started to eat literal shit. Like, actual horse manure. Off the goddamn ground.

Watch this man swipe up a patty of horse crap and cram into his mouth like it was a Hostess cupcake. Then, watch as he tosses the remaining shit into the air and catches it in his mouth like some sort of fecal street magician all while a toddler screams in the background out of disbelief, terror or both.