Leonardo DiCaprio, noted community organizer, successfully gathered up a group of nearly two dozen women to depart a Miami nightclub to an unknown but certainly superior location. The witness reported:

"He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere..."

In the not-too-distant future, he will be a footnote in the National Enquirer... found babbling in the corner of a run down motel, listening to Gordon Lightfoot's 'Carefree Highway' over and over and over... singing out every fucking word, and crying incessantly.