Gryffindorable Onesie: There’s a ton of babies on my Facebook feed (not that this is unusual or new, but I’m just making note) and a lot of those babies belong to book nerds like myself. I’m totally getting them ready for the Sorting Hat early with this onesie.

Eat Sleep Read Shirt: A new take on an old philosophy. What else do you need?

Be Right Back Bookmark: For those few minutes of reading you can steal on the subway or during commercial breaks, make sure no one interrupts with this placemarker.

Pride & Prejudice Board Game: Indulge your inner Austenland and compete to rush your favorite couple to the Parish Church first to get married. Just be careful of the scandals that could hamper your progress to the alter!

The Raven Infinity Scarf: I love readable apparel and this Poe-tic scarf is a great fall accessory. Especially if you forget to bring a book.