Eloquence heartily congratulates all the beaming Fachaas who’ve made it to the myriad consult shortlistsand are on your way to that B-School student heaven where you…

Can't stop using words that don't exist.

Worry that he who dies with the most frequent-flyer miles wins.

Use so much jargon in conversation, friends think you're speaking a foreign language.

Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.

Always-hyphenating-words-that-don't-need-to-be-hyphenated.

Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.

Can fit the thematic undercurrents of War and Peace into a two-by- two matrix.

Tired of having a social life beyond work.

A two-page story in Business Week is all it takes to make you an expert.

Firmly believe that an objective viewpoint means more than any real work experience

… All in all, prepping for the career of your dreams! We, atEloquence, are not only the Public Speaking Club of IIMAbut also the wonderful Fairy God Parents(@ WLS, see what we did there?)who help you make YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!!

Be prepared to be Legendary… and so awesome… that there’s a song about you guys, Already!