Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Tapestry of Tears, Part 9

Previously, on MinerBumping...Vaughn Law aka Lahnius shocked all present in the mighty CODE. alliance's channel when he announced his intention to form a new, more powerful version of Anti-Ganking: "Hardcore AG".

Though Vaughn's allegiance was now solidly with Hardcore AG, he still expressed regrets about missed opportunities from his time in CODE.

Indeed, Vaughn saw himself as the judge of who was truly CODE. and who was merely a pretender. During his roughly 10-day stay in the alliance, he'd been one of the true CODE. members.

Vaughn was bitter about the fact that CODE. leadership never acted on his "intel reports". That wouldn't be a problem for Hardcore AG; he'd be the leadership himself.

Vaughn Law > COWARDVaughn Law > C O W A R DVaughn Law > waoit i know you ... ummm ... damn i cant remember your original name but wqe were in alliance in shattered galaxy .. and you were a bitch then tooTrump The King > wtf is shattered galaxyVaughn Law > hahahaha ikrVaughn Law > you were a punk then and yer a punk now

Agent Trump The King found himself accused of having a connection to something called "Shattered Galaxy". Apparently this referred to another game, which Vaughn had played in the past. Vaughn was convinced that he'd crossed paths with Trump in that game.

Regardless, Shattered Galaxy was the past. Hardcore AG was the future--one which spelled certain doom for Agent Alt 00.

Agent Trump realized that there was little chance of convincing Vaughn to join a TeamSpeak conference. However, there was a new priority: To gather information about Hardcore AG before it could seize control of Nakugard and other systems.

Vaughn Law > good gawd man you truly have no reasl idea who i am?Vaughn Law > wowVaughn Law > idiot ... lol ... btw all refineries are pulled due to potential wardec ... by anyone ... fuck you punkVaughn Law > Trump The King you causewd all of this ...Trump The King > im glad i caused this

Rather than trying to reason with the Hardcore Anti-Ganker, Trump aimed to make comments which might elicit information about Vaughn's intentions. With any luck, Vaughn would let something valuable slip.

Vaughn Law > i will copy that to alt 00 every fucking time we destroy himVaughn Law > ?love hugs and kissesVaughn Law > asshatVaughn Law > yoiu are a complete dumbshitVaughn Law > just like in shattered galaxyTrump The King > wtf is shattered galaxy

Though Vaughn did not appear to have any useful information at his disposal, Trump's was a relatively low-effort operation: Hearing just a few words from Trump would set Vaughn off for quite some time.

Vaughn Law > its all goiod ... nakugard will be code freeVaughn Law > and im about to prive it to youVaughn Law > Trump The King alt 00 cant controil 11 catsVaughn Law > i will exploiut itVaughn Law > and i will share

The anti-Code resistance leader's plan came into focus as he repeatedly indulged in fantasies about preventing ganks in Nakugard.

Vaughn Law > we are going to fuck you guys up ..Vaughn Law > you have no ideaVaughn Law > WE ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU GUYS UPVaughn Law > you creAteds a targertVaughn Law > creratedVaughn Law > alt 00 will pay

It had now been over two hours since Vaughn started ranting and raving in the Alliance channel. Our Agents decided to test the rebel:

Vaughn Law > but isnt this your dream?Vaughn Law > to destroy code?Trump The King > definitelyVaughn Law > Trump The King i knew it, thank you fcor the confirmationVaughn Law > copied to james 315Vaughn Law > mwah

With one word, Agent Trump spun Vaughn up into another fit.

Tax Collector HongMei > trump is James 315 dumboVaughn Law > is he? lkmao thats actually pretty gayVaughn Law > thjats embarrsssingVaughn Law > well lets see how ccp feel about it lolVaughn Law > the while account sharing thing ... you know ... come on now big man how about you talksome more shit lolVaughn Law > opening a report form nowVaughn Law > DUMBASS

With any luck, Vaughn would chase phantoms and waste his time on petitions while Alt 00 readied her defenses in Nakugard. But one thing was clear: Time was running out.

Real Code Agents are confident and well-spoken and know how to convey a point without resorting to empty threats, foul language, and name-calling. That's because we're the elite, and because we know exactly what constitutes a valid petition.