I might have been murdered, claims Croydon MP Ottaway

“Sir” Tricky Dicky Ottaway, the absentee Tory MP “for” Croydon South, says he is afraid of being murdered in his own office, following an incident at his office in Purley on Friday which saw him call out the police when fewer than a dozen of his own constituents turned up to attend his regular monthly constituency surgery.

The constituents who wanted to lobby their own MP as their representative to parliament included one 81-year-old woman OAP and comprised several people in their 50s. One of them said that they felt “quite intimidated” by Ottaway’s manner that evening.

“If you want to have a surgery, you make an appointment,” Ottaway, one of parliament’s most notorious MPs’ expenses claimants, yesterday told a local free paper which was following up a report which first appeared on Inside Croydon. Read our original report here.