BREAKING: New Democrat Mayor Is A ‘Platinum Member’ Of NAMBLA

LOCK THIS PERVERT UP!

The small town of Londonberg, New Jersey, made a huge mistake when the small 7,647-person community made 57-year-old Christopher Blaire their new mayor.

Blaire, a Democrat, won over the population with a promise to fix the potholes on High Swallow Lane which they felt had been neglected for quite some time as well as a campaign promise to slash parking meter fees in the downtown area by half.

His message resonated with voters in the small rural community, but they were apparently unaware of some other aspects of his life. Shortly after he was elected, an anonymous citizen sent a photograph of Blair’s membership card to a very interesting group to the Londonberg Gazette:

Yes, Blaire is a member of the North American Man Boy Love Association – a platinum member, whatever that is (we are pretty sure that advanced member benefits are too horrifying for print).

We contacted Blaire’s transitional team for comment, but were told that “what Mr. Blaire does in his private time is completely up to him.”

Recently, Blaire expressed support for Roy Moore, but not because liberals are lying about his alleged affair with a 14-year-old girl. Blaire believes the lies and says that “love knows no age” according to the person who leaked the photo to the press.

Liberals are just throwing accusations at conservatives lately that really describe themselves. Blaire is just the latest Democrat to prove to be just as evil and demented as seemingly all of liberal Hollywood.

William Farrow is a conservative Christian who serves God as the leader of a flock in Arkansas. He believes in a strong adherence to the Constitution, an impenetrable defense budget, and that the Bible should be the backbone of every single decision the country makes.