Friday, May 04, 2007

Because I Need a Vacation From Life Itself...

Men are like:Parking spots - all the good ones are taken & the rest are handicapped.Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.Government bonds - they take so long to mature.Mascara - they usually run at the first signof emotion.Popcorn - they satisfy you but only for a little while.Chocolate bars - sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.