I feel like sleep deprivation, coffee and the several prescription
drugs I’m on to keep me functioning until the parentals arrive
Saturday, are seriously affecting
my sanity ... Whatever the case suck it. It’s 2am, and I’ve got a lot
to say. What of it? Enjoy the dribble. I’ll bring a bib to the office
next week.

out there; if you like it, take it,
if you don’t, send it right back
WE’RE FUCKING AWESOME. Just
at life in general. Not only us for
delivering you this BOSS edition,
but Bond winning NUG ... what’z
up?!? All we do is win, win ...
Let’s just be honest ... Week 9 is
a ravenous whore. It’s hell. And
not hella good. SO MUCH WORK.
Between Consti, Corps, Civ Pro
and the myriad of other assignments; Bond is throwing the
book at us. And it’s a damn heavy
one - I mean have you seen the
Tax books? Sweet baby jesus. If I
don’t have guns the size of tanks
by the end of the semester, I’m
asking for my money back. Well
not actually; arms like that would
be really weird on a chick. Also
the logistics - gorilla woman fo
sho.
Sooooo we have a bazillion posters again. Soz. Yeah I’m not even
extending a sozzlecopter this
week. You only get one syllable.
Write for me and then I may add
a few more. Yeah I know it’s the
middle of the semester and you
have LOADS of work, blah, blah,
blah, blah, jkbg3ryoiy p348rf ....
as you can tell my care factor is
high. Seriously, we’re Bondies,
we’re awesome - we can do this
shit. I’m in the middle of studying for Tax (Thursday); doing
Consti (Due Friday), and Reporting Specialties assignments (Due
Monday); preparing tutes; AND
putting together Scope. Get Like
Me.

Cutting through the bullshit Scope is looking excellente this
week! We have the NUG write up
on pages 4 and 5 - great success.
Also, Bondstock has (FINALLY)
released the prices for what is
shaping up to be an EPIC week
in 113. Ok, so the price is a little
steep; but it’s worth it. Believe
me. Parting with that little bit
extra is going to save you a hell
of a lot of FOMO next semester.
You’d be stupid to miss out. Also,
the students who’ve slaved away
putting this unbelievable week
together deserve to have efforts
recognised, and what better way
to say thanks than to attend EVERY event.
Pimping aside, check out page
8 for all the details on the BondAid trip to Cambodia. And for a
thought provoking read, see its
neighbour ‘Begetting Bigotry’’.
We also have an introductory
piece from the new LSA (page
16), and player profiles for some
of the Bondies partaking in
Grudge Week Rugby Thursday.
Yes we are missing OMW, but it’s
for a good cause - the NUG wrap
around cover. Collector’s edition.
And we’re at the end. What a ride
... I’ll stop talking now, and leave
you to soak up this patriotically
charged edition of Scope. Win.
We’re Bond - that’s what we do.
Jorja Wallace
P.S. Shoutouts to the Bondies at
ALSA in Sydney.

September 18, 2011 – save the date. Two major events are
going to rock your socks off. They will be bigger than anything you’ve ever seen. Combined, these two events are
generating more buzz around Bond than the release of the
final Harry Potter flick.

Launch Party on September 18. We promise that this particular yearbook will be nothing like you’ve ever seen before. I hope it’s unique enough that we will be able to give
out every single copy to the student body.
This is where you come in.

Of course, by now you probably know September 18 is the
launch date for Bondstock. But I’m not talking about that.

We want you to submit articles, poems, photographs, or
even artworks that could forever be immortalised in the
yearbook. If you’re interested, please submit your pieces
to andra.nasrie@student.bond.edu.au by Friday, Week 10.
Please don’t confuse this with the Creative Arts competition; there’s no prize money involved here.

I’m talking about a publication that highlights the essence
of student life at Bond over the past year. It’s a publication
that you would want to have, regardless if you’ve just started at Bond or you’re close to finishing.
I am talking about the 2011 Yearbook.

On a related note, we have a few copies of the 2010 Yearbook left in the BUSA office. Pick up yours before it’s too
late!

I, along with graphic design master Elliott Green, will
put the Yearbook together, to be released at Bondstock’s

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Northern University Games
AKA ‘NUG’
Ryan Lenegen

“... and with four gold medals, four silver medals and one bronze medal, the
winner of the Northern University Games 2011, is Bond University.”

So ended Team Bond’s campaign at this year’s Northern University Games, capping off a week in Armidale, Northern New South Wales
with the Jodie Martin Memorial Shield, awarded to the University that best places across the 12 sports on offer.
For the first time ever, Bond topped the medal count on the back of some amazing individual and team results and finished third in the
Population Cup, which takes into account the size of the universities competing.
With a three-way tie at the top of the table between University of New England, Queensland University of Technology and Bond on four
gold medals, silver medals were taken into account and Bond managed to pip QUT by one medal.
This year also saw the inclusion of qualification for Australian University Games in netball, hockey, soccer and basketball. With more than
pride on the line for these sports, mixed netball, women’s hockey, men’s soccer and men’s basketball all ensured they would be representing Bond at this year’s AUG’s on the Gold Coast.

The gold medal performances:
Mixed Netball
Bond’s Mixed Netball went through the entire competition undefeated, coming up against rivals Griffith GC in the gold medal match.
The team’s lead-up training and professionalism paid dividends as Bond comfortably took the match and qualified for the Australian
University Games.
Men’s Golf
Battling sub-zero temperatures and swirling winds, Bond’s Kingsley Kelly and Timm Goeller finished second and third in the men’s competition, returning the pennant to Bond for another year.
Men’s Squash
Bond’s Steve Kogon comfortably took out the men’s squash tournament, while also playing in the men’s soccer team. He will look to
continue this form against the best in Australia at the AUG’s.
Women’s Tennis
With three Bondies in the female tennis competition, Matilda Hurst took top honours in the competition, continuing last year’s success
in the same division.
Team Bond now has less than three months before they take on the best in the nation with the Australian University Games on the Gold
Coast. If the same level of commitment and talent is on display, Bond’s sporting stars can look forward to capping off a great year.
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How can I pay?
Cash, Eftpos OR in
2011, you can put
your entire pack
on your student
account!

What’s included in the price? So $185 seems like a
lot of money I know…but when you put it like this:
Want to win $1,000 in cold hard cash? The
Alumni Student Excellence Medal in Public
Speaking is your opportunity to do so.
Bond Revue
Bond welcomes a ‘VIP’

The Annual Bond University
Student’s Ball

Bond University Class Photo
(Replica 1989)

Launch Party – Held in the Princeton Room with some drinks, nibbles, speeches and fireworks, Bondstock’s Launch Party is a very enjoyable way to start the week… LOL, jokes – we chucked that idea
out the window and have completely shaken this event up – all still
to be revealed!
The BIGGEST and MOST FAMOUS Bond Party (a.k.a Secret Location Party)
+ Your Bondstock 2011 t-shirt, drink bottle, corporate gifts, free
food, drinks, discounted vouchers and new in 2011, dedicated
photographers at every event taking free pictures for you that will
be available in high resolution for download whilst you are still at
the event!

The Cultural Showcase on the Lawns

Bond University Music Festival which includes 5 hours of
non-stop dancing, partying, and raving together with 1,500
of your friends. With a new location in 2011 and possibly the
best line up Bond has ever seen, it’s going to get just a little
bit messy.
The biggest Wednesday by the Water of 2011
Clearly the funniest night of the week, the Entertainment
and Comedy Night will be a Parmijana-rama with some
great laughs, fantastic comedians and potentially a nice
little surprise on the night for all attendees!
Don’t forget the other ticketed Bondstock events:
Bondstock Triathlon
Our Generations Greatest Challenge Speakers Forum

For more information, please contact: bondstock@bond.edu.au

www.bondstock.com.au
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‘Bondstock’

BOND-AID:
Cambodia 2011
BASIC INFO:
Duration - 4 weeks (19th December 2011 – 13th January 2012)
Location - Samroang, Cambodia.
Cost - $220 per week per person , including accommodation, all meals and transport (flights not included)
Accommodation - The whole group will be staying
together in an Eco Lodge which is within walking distance of the local shops.

Ever wanted to see the world? Perhaps you’re busting to give back
to those in a Third World country while you’re at it? Well, whether
you consider yourself a regular Mother Teresa, or you just feel like
experiencing a new culture, Bond-Aid’s inaugural expedition to
Cambodia is just the thing for you!
According to figures of the UNDP, Cambodia is one of the poorest
countries in South-East Asia. Over 75 per cent of the Cambodian
population lives on less than 2 USD per day, with the figures for
the countryside dramatically higher. Basic infrastructure is lacking
and education levels are generally low. However, de¬spite these
problems, young Cambodians are very dynamic and
eager to en¬gage themselves.
In cooperation with the provincial public health department, Global Nomadic Ltd and its partners, we
would like to take a group of 15-20 Bond University
students to Samraong, Cambodia, to assist in both
medical and community development focused aid
programs.
Students will have the opportunity to work in remote areas to assist in local orphanages and schools;
renovate and help with construction at medical outposts and health centres; and participate in HIV/AIDS
education workshops. Medical student participants
will spend the time assisting local medical staff in the
provision of health centres, organising first aid refresher training for villagers, and participating in trips to local villages to do
health screenings and checkups. The weeks will be cushioned
with regular recreational activities, including visits to Siem
Riep and Angkor Wat.
If you want to get involved but don’t think you can commit to
the trip, don’t worry! There is an opportunity for the greater
Bond Community to take part in the project by engaging in
fundraising activities to assist in replenishing medical aid kits
and other medical resources prior to the expedition.

Valuables - There are lockers available at the Eco
Lodge.
Food - All food is included during your stay.
Feeling Tempted? Have a few more questions? GREAT!
Our info night is being held THIS Thursday (14th of July)
at 5:30pm in the Gregor Heiner Theatre (Med Building)

Begetting Bigotry
- By James Mackechnie

A narrow minded sense of patriotism which makes my blood boil can be found on a bumper sticker we’re probably all too
familiar with: “If you don’t like it, GO HOME.” Call me ‘un-Australian’ if you will, but I find it so infuriating that someone would
dare put this on their car when they reside in a country which prides itself on being multicultural.
This mentality is particularly relevant to the controversy surrounding the banning of the burqa. Whilst the issue is not anything new, a recent court ruling has reignited both sides of the debate.
Originally, Carnita Matthews was charged for falsely accusing a police officer of attempting to forcibly remove her burqa.
However, her appeal late last month was upheld after arguing her identity could not be confirmed due to the veiling of her
face. As a result, authorities in New South Wales now have the power to demand a head piece be removed when investigating a serious offence. Although this legislation is necessary, I’m concerned by how it has sparked so much public interest in
a complete banning of the burqa. From a Western or even feminist perspective, this movement might seem like a win for
all concerned.
Yet, when viewing the issue from a Middle Eastern or Central Asian perspective, it seems obvious as to why women are
unwilling to discard their head pieces. Sheikh Halaly, one of the supposed Muslim ‘leaders’ in Australia, used a shocking
analogy to express the typical ideological belief that women bring sexual assault and gang rape upon themselves: “If you
take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street ... or in the garden ... or in the park ... or in the backyard without a
cover and the cats come and eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats’ or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem,”
he said. With this kind of cultural conditioning in effect, it should come as no surprise that many foreign women feel more
secure under their burqas. Why in a land full of strangers would they suddenly be comfortable with revealing more skin
than was allowed back home?
It might be seem a form of liberation, but I honestly can’t see how the burqa affects any of us in our everyday lives. At the
end of the day, we should each have a right to choose how we portray ourselves to the world. Is it really such an issue to see
people wearing radically different clothing? Apparently it’s okay for Lady Gaga because she does it in the name of fashion,
but it’s not okay for an entire population to dress themselves as they like even if it has always been deeply embedded in
their culture. If only I had the power to prohibit people from wearing things I don’t personally like... say goodbye to the
combination of sneakers and jeans!
But seriously, instead of imposing harsh legislation upon thousands of females, the government should focus on encouraging more self-expression through educational programs and reinforce that our laws will not tolerate any form of unwanted
sexual advances or violence against women. This way, women can choose whether or not they would like to assimilate
rather than being forced. Moreover, security problems could be solved through fingerprinting. If an individual has not bothered to go through this process, then by all means police officers should be able to request burqas be removed.
Ultimately, the banning of the burqa is clearly bigoted as it is an obvious injustice to strip an entire community of their ability to freely express themselves, their culture and their religion. If all else fails, I guess I’ll just have to create my own bumper
sticker: “If you’re a racist, GET F**KED”.

Bond Sport
Branding
Launch
29/06/11
Photographer: Jeremy Carreon

PGSA Black &
White
Photographer: Zee
Tarona

Post Exam Slam:
J is For July
Photographer: Liam Byrne

The new Law Students Association (LSA) committee has
officially taken office. The experienced team vowed while
campaigning not to make any promises they couldn’t execute over the next twelve months. This means achievable objectives students, predominantly in the law faculty,
will recognise. The ambitious members, however, did not
want to constrain their goals by what they can do for you
during their term at Bond; they were keen to undertake
that within their legal careers. They will make a serious
crack at improving some of Australia’s laws to better society. This is to prove to you how driven, determined and
passionate the new LSA is about the legal field and your
wellbeing.
The following actual Australian laws will be targeted:
- Life sentences are only 25 years
- Minors may smoke but not buy cigars
- Keys may not be left in unattended vehicles (Road Safety
Regulations 1999)
- It is illegal to walk the streets wearing black clothes, felt
shoes and black shoe polish on your face
- It is against the law to walk on the right hand side of a
footpath

- A modem cannot pick up on the first ring
- Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk
- Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of
their patrons
- The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in
the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18
- Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb
- It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday
- You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim
at Brighton Beach
- People may not come within 100 meters of a dead whale
carcass
- It is illegal to read someone’s tarot, or give them a psychic
reading, as these are forms of witchcraft
The new LSA will meet their term goals along with striving
to change these outrageous laws. Too much? Maybe. Hold
them accountable for meeting their platform policies? Yes.
Changing these laws? They’ll do their best…
Feel free to come and see the team in the LSA office if you
have any questions, or if you know of any more bad laws
that should be looked at!

1. Name/Degree: Thea Doyle, Bachelor of Business
2. Why you want to win: I want our amazing business team to win so we can finally show those law
kids who puts the BOSS in Business!
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Law: I would eat five cheeseburgers in the competition, maybe more. We’ll do whatever we need
to win, after all, we do mean business.

1. Name/Degree: Ellen Naughton, Law/International Relations
2. Why you want to win: Because Business is
not a degree.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten
by Business:
Sell my soul to the devil (aka Terry Gygar)
1. Name/Degree: Rachael Cage, Law/International
Relations (Business)
2. Why you want to win: So I have supremacy in
my household (Jack Reid’s head. It’s big enough
already :P)
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Business: Spend a week at Griffith.

1. Name/Degree: Nicola Ying, Bsc. Biomedical Science/Sport Science
2. Why you want to win: Someone needs to shut
those lawyers up.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Law: Skip my 5-7pm microbiology class to make it
to the match. That’s what I call determination.

1. Name/Degree: Mary Grant, Law/International Relations
2. Why you want to win: To maintain our superiority
over the Business students.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by Business: Reluctantly spend a week in the Business Faculty.

1. Name/Degree: Sally Davies, Commerce/Law
2. Why you want to win: I want to beat Law because grudge week always comes down to the
winner of the girls touch football game!
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Law: Unforgiveable things ...

RUGBY
BUSINESS

1. Name/Degree: Greg Russell, studying a Bachelor of Business (double major of Marketing
Communication & Entrepreneurship)
2. Why you want to win: This game is very important as we won the first game of this year’s
series last semester, so if we win this week we
will be able to make claim to this year’s series
and return the trophy to its rightful owners.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Law: The only thing I will be telling the boys to avoid come game
day is going too easy on them due to their lack of talent. So expect
another annihilation by the Business Wolves!
1. Name/Degree: Sam Jones, Commerce/Law
2. Why you want to win: Terry Gygar and Torts. The
Law faculty has dealt a pretty decent blow to my already feeble GPA, I don’t think I could handle being
both physically and intellectually dominated by the
law faculty.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Law: I’d consider going on a diet of nicotine patches
and water in the lead up to the game. I won’t. But I’d
consider it.
1. Name/Degree: Jose Ausejo, Bachelor of Commerce
2. Why you want to win: I think is pretty obvious... Nobody likes losing.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Law: Minimise my mistakes in defence and go
hard in offence.

LAW
1. Name/Degree: Charlie Henley, Law/Commerce
2. Why you want to win: Main reason I want to win
is to retain the trophy that took us so long to win
back from Business.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Business: Score more points...that usually helps
you win.
1. Name/Degree: Tom Blackhurst, Bachelor and
Laws and Bachelor of Commerce (double)
2. Why you want to win: Because they are a bunch
of cocky air-heads studying a degree you can do
at TAFE with no skilful foundation to justify their
presence on the field with the Law XV.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Business: There is very little I WOULDN’T do...I
would even run it straight at Jose ; )
1. Name/Degree: Chaice Paterson, Law/Commerce
2. Why you want to win: Law is the better faculty.
We’ve got to keep the Business boys in their place.
3. What would you do to avoid being beaten by
Business: Almost anything! Or just take my shirt
off

Bond Indoor
Volleyball

NEEDS YOU

If
you
are
interested
in
joining
a
fun
and
loving
team
then
contact:
linda.woelk@student.bond.edu.au
Or
just
show
up:
Tuesdays
6:30-­‐8:00

Signature Dish

Scope
Review

Looking for the perfect place to wine and dine near Bond? This series
of reviews will visit the Market Square restaurants. This week’s review
focuses on local café Signature Dish.

Food

How Do You Know?

Signature Dish is famous for many reasons. The chefs at Signature Dish
have the skill to easily alter the à la carte menu daily whilst maintaining
quality and taste. The menu style is always perfectly coordinated by the
Signature Dish family. With cuisine from all over the world, this classy
restaurant is a god-send for food lovers at Bond University.
But that’s not to say you can’t expect some old favourites. My favourites
are the delicious wagyu burgers and steak burgers, which are served
daily. A delicious combination of fresh prime steak straight off the grill,
sweet juicy tomatoes, tangy relish and crisp green lettuce, this upmarket
burger is just one example of the exquisite varieties of food on offer.
This café caters for all foodies. Whether you are looking for a full degustation or a small pastry, Signature Dish has you covered. Cakes, filos
and wraps are all made daily from fresh, quality ingredients to ensure
the most delicious selection of snacks on the run. Finally, those muffins
are baked deliciously fragrant, moist and tastebud tantalising with the
flavour combination changing daily. Watch out for the infamous gooey
caramel chocolate chunk variety.
With a commitment to fresh, quality ingredients and deliciously fragrant
tastes, this restaurant will never disappoint. Pricing is very fair with lunch
mains averaging $10-$15.

Beverages
Delicious Campos brand coffee is the perfect pick me up when you are
ten hours through your consti assignment, or if you just feel like a perfectly brewed coffee. With a deliciously strong taste and served gloriously HOT, this is the place to buy your coffee. For something cooler,
Signature Dish squeezes fresh fruit and vegetable juices from a selected
seasonal variety and provides the typical milkshake varieties. For something exotic, exquisite Italian soft drinks are served chilled.

Location and Aesthetic
Signature Dish can be found at the 240 Varsity Parade in Market Square.
That’s just down the walkway from the Medicine Faculty. Looking over
the waterways and sporting a pleasant blue theme, this open kitchen
restaurant is a laid back, private affair perfect for any luncheon. Friendly
staff and a witty Twitter (@Signature_Dish) presence polish off the Signature Dish experience.
This restaurant has surpassed and exceeded this critic’s expectations.
The only negative I can point out is the lack of a liquor license. However,
this may be beneficial for the diner with the establishment’s BYO policy
at dinner.
Starting from June, Signature Dish is now open for dinner Friday and
Saturday. Normal business hours for breakfast and lunch until 4pm every
day. Free wireless internet available. Cooking classes every Wednesday
(you will need to book in advance). Tune in for future Lake Café reviews,
or follow my Twitter reviews (@AlexanderRooney).
- Alex Rooney

When my boyfriend and I decide to rent a movie,
the experience can be somewhat of an ordeal.
I briskly walk straight to the romantic-comedy
section and he is off in the weird indie isle, on his
phone looking up reviews on IMDB (that’s the
International Movie Data Base, if you were wondering). To say we have different taste in movies
would be an understatement.
So here I am, telling him he can pick (I know, such
a good girlfriend, right?) between, How Do You
Know, Little Fockers, and No Strings Attached,
and he looks at me like I am forcing him to watch
someone killing his childhood pet, Taz. I thought
they were all great choices.
We left the video store with How Do You Know, the
Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd and Owen Wilson
rom-com. Why did he pick this? The saving grace
was that it starred Jack Nicholson; my boyfriend
felt it necessary to tell me over and over that Jack
was ‘da man.’ Meh, I’m not a fan.
We get home, put the movie in and curl up with
our Chinese take-away and yeah, I’m bored as
hell. Between the million different story lines going every which-way, the pretty lame spectacle of
Reese playing baseball and Owen Wilson’s nose,
the movie was a flop. I did manage to force out a
few fake laughs so my boyfriend wouldn’t know
he was right. But, god damn it, he was.
So if I have any advice:
1. Don’t watch the movie
2. Do whatever it takes to not let your boyfriend
know when he’s right and
3. Maybe venture outside of the romantic-comedy
section every now and again… but just maybe.
- Aja Denman

The Career Development Centre encourages all students

and staff to attend “Career Journeys” – A Reflection.
The annual Trevor Rowe speaker series brings together the
finest of Australia’s industry leaders to Bond to share their
insights with both students and staff. This year’s panel will
be sharing with you their career journeys and the path they
took in order to get where they are today.
Below you can find a short introduction to the speakers that
will be joining the panel this year:
• Dr Trevor Rowe AO DUniv - (Former Chancellor, Bond
University)
Mr Rowe is Executive Chairman of Rothschild Australia Limited. Prior to joining Rothschild, Mr Rowe was at Citigroup
Global Markets and held numerous senior positions with
Salomon Smith Barney over a period of some 23 years. He
has lived and worked in New York, Asia and Australia. He
established Salomon Brothers offices in Australia in 1983.
In the June 2011 Queen’s Birthday honours, Mr Rowe was
awarded an Officer of the Order of Australia (AO) for his
service to the finance sector, particularly in the area of investment management.

• Mr Steve Sargent
Steve Sargent is President and Chief Executive Officer of
GE Australia and New Zealand. He is responsible for all GE
operations across energy, water, oil and gas, transportation,
healthcare and financial services in the region. Australia and
NZ is one of GE’s largest and fastest growing global markets.
In 2008, Steve was appointed a Vice President and Officer
of the General Electric Company, a post held by only 190
senior executives of the global organisation. He is the first
Australian to be appointed to this position.
• Ms Kathryn Greiner AO
Ms Greiner has been Chairman and Non-Executive Director
of Australian Hearing since October 2006. Kathryn’s professional career has involved administering early childhood
services and mental health programs, both in Australia and
the United States. She has held many corporate and notfor-profit directorships, including the Salvation Army Sydney Shield Appeal, Save the Children Fund, LEK Consulting,
International Council of the Asia Society and the Sydney
Peace Prize Foundation.

res wars weekly
report

HOT
OR
NOT

HOT
Cinnamon
FIFA 12

Club Empire

Sleepover at Don’s
Chai lattes
PJs in the Batties

Ultimate Frisbee

“Ape with AK-47”
Turtles

A game not for the faint hearted. Those with
true fighting spirit braved the cold and fought
the urge to stay in front of a warm bar sinking
a few while watching the Origin decider, and
ventured out to the Rugby Fields to battle it out
for Res Wars bragging rights at Ultimate Frisbee
during Week 8.
With the speed of the magnificent cheetah and
catching skills on par with… umm… ah... the
awesome catching jungle animal, res kids became a blur of orange, green and blue on the
field (with the occasional red flash towards the
pizza), with Frisbees and fur flying.
Due to a scheduling snafu, (and with three of
our four man Campus Life team away at NUG,
can you blame us for being a little distracted?),
dinner was a surprising selection of both pizza

and subway with everyone going home with at
least one of the 50 pizzas or trays of six-inches.
With the all-important announcement of the
overall winner of Res Wars just around the corner, for mystery’s sake, we’ll keep the results under wraps. But let’s just say, with two events still
to go, it looks like it’s going to come down to the
valuable points up for grabs in the slow-motionchariots-of-fire moment at Res Sports Carnival.
Tonight’s game is basketball, so come on down
to put your back into it, make a big noise playing in the hall today!
Also, don’t forget to sign up for On v Off Netball
by sending an email to krichard@student.bond.
edu.au !