New England

ME, NH, VT, MA, RI and CT: a portion of the US rich with history and bitter cold.

...for the record, i have a BEARD. it's a big gnarly friggin' beard, and it could TOTALLY kick your ass. My beard would make you cry, which is obviously what you're doing right now. That means my beard can make you cry long distance - this is further proof that I am all powerful and you are a weak, pathetic fool. I scoff at your scorn.