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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A special gummy hell

Old or new, the only sign I always try to rid my books of (usually with little success) is the price-sticker that malignant booksellers attach to the back. These evil white scabs rip off with difficulty, leaving leprous wounds and traces of slime to which adhere the dust and fluff of ages, making me wish for a special gummy hell to which the inventor of these stickers would be condemned.

What a great quote.I HATE stickers of all kinds.Today I bought several plates, [like plates that you eat food from off of] and on the back? PRICE STICKERS!"What kind if sadistic bastard [or bastardess] puts unpeelable stickers on plates", I wondered?But as I wondered, I ran them under 8-million degrees hot of water, and washed those labels off. I knew I could not eat off them, with sticker-residue on.I HATE PRICE-STICKERS!