I had trouble figuring out what portion of the panda I was seeing… it’s the ‘tocks, right? Otherwise, I twisted myself into a pretzel for no good reason (and we all know there are perfectly good reasons to twist one’s self into a pretzel, but I digress). Anyhoo, that moist-nosicled meerkat catacombing the countryside might just be enough to get me through this cat-less ordeal. 🙂

People, People Take it easy !!! Our overlords will never let this happen !
I’m going to Craig’s List right now to obey my 6 fluffy masters & make sure this is NOT a kitty free day on the internet ! I boycott the boycott !

Honestly, how could this site do something like this. Cats are cute. Mongooses are cute. Red Pandas are cute. Owls are cute. If you’re going to bow down to the No Cats Day then you shouldn’t show anything cute for a day. It pains me to see this site do this.

Leslie (NTA) – No I didn’t mean to be intentionally Dickensian. (I was channelling some rellies.)
But what a great way to console ourselves on this catless day. If we can’t have cats, Heaven knows, we must have Dickens.

Dear Anthony Aloysius St John James,
NIce try dear, but it’s The Honourable Gladys Amelia Partenope Anstruther DFC and bar Dame commander of kitties french polishing a speciality, no cheques taken, anything broken to be payed for, please do not ask for credit as a kick in the cobblers may cause offence.

OnGlad – how cowinkeedental that you should mention the kick in the cobblers. The other day I was reviewing a document and, next to a particularly silly and horribly phrased clause, scribbled “CGSM”.
On handing the document to my boss, he queried the abbreviation. I explained that it stood for “Consignment of Geriatric Shoe Manufacturers”. Blank stare. “A load of old cobblers.” Ah.
Boss crosses it out and writes “Round objects,” and sends it further up the ladder.
Document is returned with comments, including the question “Who is Round, and to what does he object.”

No cats on the internets, my foot. My kitteh is home right now, surfing, shopping, googling, and pretty much all over the internets. I know that’s what she does when I’m not home (although she denies it vehemently) so there’s at least one kitteh that I know of, on the internets today. (And @ding; LOL)

I had dial-up,
Slow slow dial-up,
I fired up my dial-up
and went online.
I wanted a kittin,
A stripy tabby kittin,
And I looked for a kittin
‘Most everywhere.

For I went to the site where they sold viagra
(“Enlarge your penis for low low cost”).
“Have you got a kittin, ‘cos I don’t want viagra?”
But they hadn’t got a kittin, not anywhere there.

I had a dial-up,
And then I got cable,
I used my cable
To go online.
I did want a kittin,
An orange marmie kittin,
And I looked for kittins
‘Most everywhere.

And I went to the site where debt was consolidated
(“Consolidate your debt and screw the IRS”).
“Have you got a kittin, ‘cos I don’t have debts?”
But they hadn’t got a kittin, not anywhere there.

I got broadband,
Bright shiny broadband
I fired up the modem
And I went online.
I wanted a kittin
(I do like kittins),
And I looked for a kittin
‘Most everywhere.

So I went to the site where they promised me a girlfiend
(“Walk up, walk up, cos it’s OK to look!”).
“Could I have a kittin, ‘cos I’ve already got a girlfiend?”
But they hadn’t got a kittin, not anywhere there.

I had nuffin’,
My broadband was down,
So I didn’t go online
To my favourite sites;
But I went the shelter,
The humane society shelter…
And I saw little kittins
‘Most everywhere!

So I’m sorry for the people who sell Viagra,
I’m sorry for the people who consolidate debt,
I’m sorry for the people who help you find a date,
‘Cos they haven’t got a kittin, not anywhere there!

Also Also Available:
On Youtube: 1) Maru
2) I are cute kitten (KevinNalts)
3) Simon’sCat
and in conclusion, I offer the following:

feedmecheesy.com/2009/03/26/little-kitten-kisses-mommy-head

Thank you all (except Meg, Theo & NTM) for your participation in the CO Boycott revolution against “No Cats/ Internet Day”.
(Hits Submit button & hopes that the addresses were accurate enough. I DID go to 2 of the 4 sites, to confirm that they — hopefully — still exist …)

A day without cats should be a good thing! All our hard working internet kitties are out there every day, bustin’ their fuzzy little behinds to bring us all smiles. I say, Cheers Kittehs! We’s love you! I hope you have a great day off to bask in the sunshines and snorgle in your catnips! 🙂