An actual snake on a plane derailed this flight in Mexico

According to the Associated Press, an actual, real-life motherfucking snake was found on a motherfucking Aeromexico plane on Sunday. The snake made its appearance on a flight between Torreon, Mexico, and Mexico City.

In a statement to AP, Aeromexico said the plane was given priority landing in Mexico City, where workers then "secured the reptile." The airline is investigating how the snake made it into the cabin in the first place.

While the latter snake was removed and quarantined, the former clearly didn't stand a chance:

Instead of watching a snake get beaten to a bloody pulp against the side of an airplane, peep this music video for emo-pop band Cobra Starship's 2006 hit eponymously named after the "Snakes on a Plane" soundtrack.

Yes, this was an actual song and video that people paid real money to produce.

Flight attendants are the nice people who keep an airplane orderly, give you (or force you to pay for) small snacks and beverages, and smilingly (although perhaps condescendingly) show you how to insert one end of the seatbelt into the other end.