Many of us have
at one time or another found ourselves on an automobile with others and found
ourselves in a game of ‘Punch Buggy’, or ‘Slug Bug’. In case you have
forgotten, upon seeing a Volkswagen Beetle, the spotter calls out the color and
gets to (gently) punch others, or receive points (in gentler versions).

We took this
harmless diversion and created a peer tested divinatory system for the road. Further,
this system does not need any conversion to work in UK inspired road
configurations.

Method

Step One: Note
the color of the first three VW bugs (double points for pre-1972) that you see.

1. RED

2. ORANGE

3. YELLOW

4. GREEN

5. BLUE

6. INDIGO

7. BEIGE

8. BLACK

9. GREY

Step Two: Note
the color and add the corresponding numbers. If the result is over 10 (a 10
becomes a 1), keep adding until you have a one digit number.

Step Three: Use
the table below to determine your fortune for the immediate future.

Use the numerical
table below to determine your fortune:

1. Foam Finger
(#1): Yes. Thumbs up for project. Leading to a goal. Pointing to a goal. Firm
and trusted directions. On your way.

2. The
Other Car: Either way, it’s a ‘Co’ moment. Co-nflict or Co-operation,
Community, or codependent (or even conflate). You both get to decide.
Independently. Good luck with that.

3. The
Parking Space: Sometimes elusive, sometimes not. A portent that things may not
be as going as smooth as they seem.