The How Would You Rule The World? Test

The Wise Caretaker

The happiness and well-being of your people is the sole reason for your existence. Every waking moment is dedicated to the betterment of the populace. You abhore war and promote peace wherever you go. Your goal is to help as many people as you can obtain happiness before you pass on to the next life...

...and you secretly pray that in your next life, you'll be allowed to eat some fuckin cheeseburgers, for cryin out loud. "Do you see these ribs? Do you?!"

Your people love you. They celebrate your birthday as a national holiday every year. They also rub your head for good luck at every town you travel to. Your country's economy won't grow very fast, but that's probably because everybody stops work at 2 in the afternoon for "meditation hour."

All possible test results

You're the type of leader that tries to do a little bit of everything and please every faction. With no set style or political agenda, you leave yourself open to a lot of manipulation by people be... Read more

Yes, you rule the people with an iron fist... but that fist is hidden beneath a velvet glove. You take your people for everything they've got, and what better way to do that then through the guise... Read more

When the government fears the people, we have democracy. When the people fear the government, we have tyranny. You take this mantra to heart, working for the empowerment of the private citizen, e... Read more

Your enemies tremble at your passing, and your citizens live every day in fear. You have no morals, and you see to it that the strong survive at any cost... unless they oppose you, of course... or... Read more

The happiness and well-being of your people is the sole reason for your existence. Every waking moment is dedicated to the betterment of the populace. You abhore war and promote peace wherever yo... Read more