Do You Hook Up In Front Of Your Pets?

I grade websites on a very simple criterion: how upset I become with myself for not thinking of the idea first. When I visit i bang the worst dudes or Said In Bed, my first thought is how there's now one less book deal out there for hacks like me. It's now time to add another URL to the list of sites that make me laugh on the outside and cry on the inside:

I grade websites on a very simple criterion: how upset I become with myself for not thinking of the idea first. When I visit i bang the worst dudes or Said In Bed, my first thought is how there's now one less book deal out there for hacks like me. It's now time to add another URL to the list of sites that make me laugh on the outside and cry on the inside:

My family had chows while I was growing up, so I really love this photo. But maybe I shouldn't be using such a cute image for such a racy topic.

The site is called Heavypetting, and because it's kinda NSFW I'm gonna let you go there yourself - heavypetting.tumblr.com. The concept is pretty simple: find amateur porn photos with animals in the frame, digitally spray paint over the humanoids, and then post the results for our cringing pleasure.

The obvious question raised by these photos is "What does Fido think of the torrid scenes he's being subjected to? Is this a form of animal abuse?" I don't think so. If anything, Bowser is probably happy to see his owners shed their silly clothes and get animalistic. That being said, I'm not entirely comfortable hooking up in front of pets. It just makes me feel self-conscious, even if the unwilling spectator is more interested in a Milk-Bone than watching me bone.

Do you hook up in front of your pets, or do you kick them out? Has your pet ever interrupted an intimate moment?