This is great! I can't punch people I don't like in the nose, but I can ram my finger up their butt holes. This judge is really asking for it. Maybe someone would like to, you know, take his temperature?

It so happened, that at the time of the robberyMichael, decided to give his female victimsA little enemaApparently, there was no law against thatBut his name lives onMichael KenyonThe Illinois enema bandit!"

Am I the only one who RTFA? The real reason he got off is because the victims still had their shorts and underwear on. The judge didn't believe a finger could be inserted through two layers of protection.

"Tired of those wacky friends of yours inserting their fingers ito your anus? The Rectal Club(tm) is what you need. That's right, stop those poop shooter looters in their tracks; and order yours today!!