June 6th 2016
This a public notice to all tinpot dictators labelled as such by the west.

We hereby inform your excellencies that we are dropping any further pretence of being morally superior. We have conceded we are and have been hypocrites of the highest order in our claims of following the “rule of law” or practising “democracy”

We wish to give special notice to the following despots: Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Basher al-Assad of Syria, Kim Jong-II of N. Korea, Yoweri Museveni of Uganda, Vladimir Putin of Russia and Teodoro Mbasogo Equitorial Guinea that though they have been singled out for particular notice their actions are in conformity with the corrupt actions of the US and UK over the past 20 years.

To a certain extent we were no longer able to competently maintain the charade, so often we outwitted ourselves and the plebiscites saw behind the curtain.

A case in point is Brexit. The plebs voted to leave the European Union on the 23rd June 2016. We are currently stalling for time to seek ways to invalidate the will of the plebiscites. God knows we will not be asking them any important questions in the future.

We have tried to give Queen Elizabeth II and the Pope the ability to claim ignorance of our deceits and despotism but unfortunately by their ceremonial consents they are complicit in our despotism masked with displays of “democracy” or pious deference.

It requires less effort and sophistry to be openly corrupt, criminal, duplicitous and murderous in pursuit of our interests and the management of our human income generating stock.

If you seek further evidence of our hypocrisy reflect on our US FBI investigators agreeing that Hilary Clinton was grossly negligent in her duties as foreign secretary however as a member of our network, she will not get even a slap on the wrist or cheek. A “citizen” can expect the whole statute book to be thrown at them.

We concede that this open display of contempt for “the rule of law” will require overt violence however we have built up the apparatus of the police and surveillance state incrementally whilst the plebiscites were occupied with Game of Thrones, X factor or their favourite sporting spectacle.

We may share some tricks of the trade in state-craft in the event you are bored and decide to practise some sophistry. Take the Chilcot Report, you will note the long duration and polite language for what was really our criminal destruction and exploitation of Iraq. We made sure Right Honourable Anthony Blair is well paid and protected for his good work in furthering our interests.

Another trick of the trade is to make your citizens dependent directly on the state for income or indirectly via state to corporate handouts. The plebiscites will consent to your actions despite knowing better. Scaring them with bogus bogeymen also works, you can position yourself as the strong person protecting the flock.

We know you will find it increasingly difficult to restrain wild laughter whenever we mention “law”, “democracy”, “human rights” however these platitudes sound good on TV and make for fabricated historical records as to current events.

The only thing we fear from the plebiscite, is that enough of them put their petty irritations of race, sexuality, religion aside and focus their time, effort, thoughts and imagination in nullifying our control. It is a fear but very remote as we have spent the past 4 decades poisoning their food and water, misinforming , debilitating their ranks. Our medical wing have created the perfect cover for our eugenics in the vaccine!

It has been rough on you and yes we had to get rid of Saddam and Gaddafi for trying to upset our cartel but that’s water under the bridge, after all we are now openly despotic birds of a feather.

We therefore apologise to all prior tinpot dictators henceforth called His/Her Most Honourable Excellencies.

Let us rule without pretence and enjoy the infinite printing power of our moneyed accomplices.