Just download this image, then go onto Blingee, and then show us your result! Just like in the RedState contest, the winner will be tweeted. And RedState will probably have to retweet our winner by default, because nobody has entered their contest. :^(

Here’s a sample:

Da Rules: Do be profane, do be disgusting, do be crazy. NOW GET BLINGING, WONKETTEERS. [RedState]