We just survived one storm system that brought snow a freezing weather. Now another one is one the way. It will cross the Mid-Atlantic region then shift south of New England through Sunday. Here in New York, we will have freezing rain and snow. With a nod to #JohnnyCarson, I have to say that it is cold here in #NewYork. How cold is it, you ask? It is so cold that:1. I had a thought and it froze.2. My farts fall to the floor, roll around and crack open.3. My dogs refuse to go outside without coats and boots.4. When the forecast is for 5 degrees above zero, I look forward to the warmer weather.5. I tried to spit and injured a bystander.6. When I blink, my eyelashes freeze together.7. I thought perhaps the White Soxs won the world series since hell must have frozen over.8. I started a heated argument with my wife just to get warm.9. I saw a Yeti driving a snow plow.10. I'm using ice melt in my coffee.​