Thank you Ape. Not just for choco taco goodness. But for Rongrastname which will forever make me smirre

06.02.09 at 11:11 am

StuScottBooyahs

Supel funny! I give thlee smirre.

06.02.09 at 11:21 am

The Pirate Sloth

Not have anything ready for this morning?

06.02.09 at 11:28 am

Captain Murphy

When you can conjure up the happy smirre time leceivel making poop jokes that quickly, do you really need material ready for the morning?

06.02.09 at 11:30 am

Ben

awesome. as soon as i heard choco taco last night i immediately thought HARF HARF HARF.

06.02.09 at 11:33 am

TurleyGirlie

God, I love the CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP…

06.02.09 at 11:46 am

Christmas Ape

We never have anything ready in the morning.

06.02.09 at 12:08 pm

Slothrop

Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning, Ape.

06.02.09 at 12:09 pm

Gern

That’s what she said

06.02.09 at 12:10 pm

jackin'4beats

It is confirmed that Conan and Richter read this site and will somehow find a way to work in HARFHARFHARF into a skit one of these days soon. Oh and a big CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP to Rongrastname for pressing the pause button on Call of Duty 4 to make an appearance.

06.02.09 at 12:12 pm

tech n9ne's tribute to falco

Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on (you goddamn joke diluting scum), then you are not a funny person, fact.

06.02.09 at 1:13 pm

scottro

PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT

Perfect.

06.02.09 at 1:27 pm

Michael Vick's Kennel Klub

PEW PEW PEW

/as you were

06.02.09 at 1:49 pm

Slideshow Bob

I think Ben is psyched for the new Call of Duty game, cant wait for Modern Warfare 2

06.02.09 at 2:07 pm

Schooner

Where’s my “rittle bit lacist” tag ????

06.02.09 at 2:12 pm

TDub

PoFlaWa in 3…..2……1……

06.02.09 at 2:21 pm

Schooner

No PoFlaWa. The Hines Wald smire time posts always carry that tag..

NO ONE DENIES THIS !!!

06.02.09 at 2:27 pm

Christmas Ape

Tag added. You is can have smirre now.

06.02.09 at 4:02 pm

MorelOrelHershiser

“Fact, if you’ve never independently made a situational choco taco joke, or at least successfully pyramided on one, NOT just tagged on”

I thought tagging on a Choco Taco was the pinnacle of food sex… please describe this Pyramiding position and how to achieve it. Is the Sphinx involved? Waitwaitwait. Is pyramiding on the Choco Taco a euphemism for getting the sphincter from the Sphinx? Should I have sent this to the sex mail bag?

06.02.09 at 4:13 pm

BrandonMarshallsUppercut

I believe what you’re looking for Ben is a receiver with much bigger, less slantified eyes who utilizes all of his peripheral vision to make the perfect unprovoked right cross in the back of a freshly “weaved” scalp…or the perfect catch…whichever pays more

06.02.09 at 4:46 pm

JAFO

HINES COMPLETES BEN.

/can’t wait for new modern warfare 2!!!!

06.02.09 at 4:55 pm

Kimbo Gash

Jaime Lee Curtis says Activia should help you have something ready every morning…..

I guess that being able to remember a time when “turd” wasn’t the first thing I would associate with “Jamie Lee Curtis” and “ass” makes me kinda old.

06.02.09 at 9:24 pm

Lawrence

Remember when The Dugout was using the “all caps for a retarded-sounding-and-acting player” bit like 5 years ago?

/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME

/ducks

06.02.09 at 9:57 pm

Christmas Ape

/knows many commenters have brought this up before, just doesn’t think BEN comes anywhere close to JIM JAM THOME

Remember when dense commenters were using the “BEN is a clone of The Dugout’s Jim Thome” bit like a year ago?

I’m a fan of J-JIM THOME and the two share the all-caps thing. But that’s where the similarities end.