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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Exterminator Halloween Ad (Proposed)

We see the front of a house with big spider webs all around
with giant spiders in them, rats crawling around the outside of the house, bats
flying in and out of a hole in the roof, etc., and as little kids in Halloween
costumes Trick-or-Treat for candy, the parents of the little kids says to the
homeowner: “We love your Halloween display!” Then the homeowner replies: “What
Halloween display?” Then the homeowner steps outside of the house to see what
the parents are referring to, and as they all look at it, they realize all
together that it’s all real, and they
all scream in unison: “Aaaaaaaaa!” Then the announcer chimes in, saying: “Scary
pest problem? Call (exterminator), etc.”