10. They’re an obvious threat to our safety and well-being. 9. Getting involved in Middle East civil wars has a long history of working out well for us. 8. It will definitely show that the Nobel committee knew what it was doing in handing our President a peace prize . 7. Nothing makes stock prices go up like the possibility of World War III starting. 6. Cruise missiles were BOGO this week. And we had a coupon. 5. Having to protest a war will confuse Republicans so badly they may actually pass immigration reform by mistake. 4. Our weapons are now so good that there is a 0% chance of catastrophic collateral damage. 3. Our allies totally support it. 2. Violence fixes everything. 1. Two Words: Bush Legacy. Now Obama will have one too. Full story