Engrish Shirts #3

Today was a slow day, but it wouldn’t be complete without another ElJohn (seriously, do they love him here or what?). On the plus side, one of the kids said “what, are you going to put this in a blog or something?” to which I replied “Of course not, I’m just going to show it to some friends” (all 300 billion of them on the internet :D)
ELJOHN!!! (and I don’t understand their capitalization logic)
Left Side:
ELJOHN
EJ
Serenity Of Mind Becoming
A Person Who Is Identified
With the clouds
In The Sky And The Stream Below
Right Side:
FULL-BLOWN
ELJOHN DIGNITY 58
flux and reflux of the tides
Thirteen grades of imperial treasure