I love those Lego Wii things. There’s effectively no scenario into which you can’t insert a Lego Darth Vader and have him chop everyone up into so much cat food. Being an incurable optimist, I’m rather looking forward to your next chapter on those grounds alone…

I quite like the rugged, manly stubble that cartoon you is sporting. Just a hint of hair for a subtly sexy look. And those bedroom eyes! And the sensual animatronic voice! I am surprised cartoon LTLP was not swooning.

First rate production. Bravo. I especially enjoyed the soundtrack. Cinematography was equally beautiful. Being of a critical and truthful nature though, I feel compelled to say that I found the leading actress’s performance to be a little wooden. I couldn’t *quite* feel the chemistry.

The butcher is an entirely different story. After such a stunning debut performance, I anticipate seeing a lot more of her in the future. If I were you I’d move heaven and earth to get her under contract before she comes up on the big boys’ radar. And she WILL. I’m thinking… young Hepburn. (Audrey, of course.)