Viral Video of the Day: Watch in Case of Bear Attack

As we all know, bears are not to be trusted. They are godless killing machines. There’s no debating this; it’s just the way it is.

Thankfully, if we ever meet one in the wild, we now know what to do. After a bear was spotted in Rhode Island, reporter Julie Tremmel of local NBC affiliate WJAR was assigned (we think) to remind Rhode Islanders about the basics of bear safety in case they are ever out filming a local news segment in the middle of a forest. While we’re unsure if some of the methods displayed here are the best route to take, we’ll defer to the experts on this one.