If you're around, be sure to check these things out

Lots of nice people if your a local and plenty of good laughs and nice birds!

being 14 and heading down to fusion to finger some girls

The roads to the Airports.

Wallace Park in the summer

is the way out of lisbuen

reading the insults on Ballymacash Underpass

Pipers Hill - named after the fact a piper stood there pipping, got his head choped by a cannon ball and the head rolled down the hill, the piper is supposed to haunt the top of the hill, also the Linen Muesum (near Pipers Hill) is supposed to have a ghost

friendly people

you'll meet someone you haven't seen in a long time

reading the local graffiti on the 'Ballymacash Noticeboard' aka Underpass as you head into Lisburn or head into Rathvarna (estate) or Ballymacash(village)

hanging the streets, wally park, ballymacash, the bonfire!!!!!! knowing the right people!!!!!!!!

Lisburn before it was named a City was spoken of as a long line of 50p shops strung together. We had fab times before the estates sprouted and the interlopers moved in, when Stewarts Coal yard was based in mid Chapel Hill.

no spides,as they've gone back to Belfast(their hometown)
people are friendly

COuntry fried Chicken kebab on chips!

people are friendly

Moira a town where everyone is friendly, and the award winning McCartney sauasages not to mention it's won Ulster In Bloom

It's not snobby like Belfast
there are no spides mainly cause they've moved back to Belfast aka Spidefast

i live there

Peole are friendly

friendly locals
Greenwood

The transport links- u can get out

Friends school,We suck at all sports i know but we are sooo much more fun than wallace could ever hope to be

THE LOVE

wallace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i live here!!

Colours, go down play pool, fuck around

Gaelic football!

The Airport which takes you far away from Lisburn.

Where's that postage stamp........

Railway Station. You can get a train to Belfast or Dublin.
Sprucefield roundabout: you can get a bus to Fermanagh, Armagh, Newry, Dublin.

My family

It's not sectarian coughunlikeBelfastcough

civic,the music scene

no one mentioned roseville park.best anal action i ever had from a certain girl.lin.but she does piss the bed.so watch out.

roseville park.good for a bit of analsex,from a certain girl.L.although she does piss the bed alot.

roseville park.sure to get a bit of anal action from a certain girl.L.pity she wets the bed.

fire headquarters.went with a girl there, linda.loved it up the ass,but she wets the bed.sad 4 a girl in her 30,s

LJB....she's hot. Her mum's not bad either, i call her dad a dick...behineesback

is there any

there`s an ulsterbus out any day

catholics

nothin cos its full of huns

ALL CATHOLICS,ST PATS

Dark raven,Castle Gardens

Man I thought that East Belfast was a narrow minded we UFF'er wanna be scum hole, but Lisburn is the crown holder in that. For that wild west " we don't want yer kinda around here stranger" feeling, Lisburn can't be beaten. Cep't with an iron bar or a hammer and some spent casings. If your out late watching a knife fight at the ever so charming Pipers Quay, then why not use local Wee hoddy McUFFer's 'Death driver cabs' to get home. Once you step over the fresh corpses of those who couldn't dive outa the way fast enough, you can get into the cab and admire its 1980's Ford Capri style, all while the world hurtles past at about 90 miles an hour. Don't let the odd bump of pedestrian, or the fact that yer on the pavements distract you from chugging bucky and feeding the horse in the back of the cab with your delightful died blond Lisburn 'bone smuggler' companion. Lisburn, fuck me if it ain't just paradise!

ME!
hague's bar(espesh on karaoke nites)
police station

Lisburn is the capital. if you dont like it get out and go and live in Craigavon - whatever that is. take your tracksuit with you.

Castle Street -only street in Lisburn which has remained independent

the road out of it !!!

All night carry outs from selected Pubs, if you know the correct people

All night carry outs from selected Pubs, if you know the correct people

Spides, Skols, Sluts, McCartney Mansion

lisburn exists to make everyone els realise just how lucky they are to live somewhere else. the tourist brochure should read 'Lisburn-The Gateway To Everywhere Else' or 'Lisburn-Is Death Not Quick Enough For You?'

Hmmmm the best things in Lisburn, ahhh the ducks on the Lagan

the irony

LISBURNS BEST VIDEO MAN,THATS ME.

you can now buy chainsaws out of argos in lisburn....

Waking up form a nite out in lisburn without an STD or requiring a new dental plan.

THE AIRPORT IS 10 MILES AWAY HENCE YOU CAN GET OUTTA HERE .

I don't live there anymore !!!!!!!

nearly all the girls are sluts and the stats prove it, bit of a downer if your looking for miss right as nearly half the towns found her.

There are lots of buses and trains to get you out of hell (or i mean lisburn) pipers quay and the DR are good for watching local bare knuckle boxing

The rugby club for all the friday nites drinkin there for the "innocent"...... Man Lee chinese! yummmmmmmmmmm and of course FRANKLINS, ESPECIALLY THE WEIRD GUY THAT WORKS THERE WHO TALKS FUNNY!!!

Reg getting down on the decks in the center of lisburn
TC preaching the odd time and spreading Jesus' word.

Wallace High School - Its brilliant rugby and hockey teams.

Lady Dixons park is the coolest place in Summer. Take your girlfriend there
on a july evening. Deeply romantic place.
The Rugby club is also a cool place, especially if you're 14 years old and can't
get a drink anywhere else.

Friendly atmosphere, quite nights and great shopping facilities.

THE PEOPLE ! and The Schools especially Wallace High School !

Leisureplex. Fast Food outlets. Pubs. Clubs.

not a bad atmosphere really. quiet for older people wanting some peace at the weekend as all the young ones desert for more lively surroundings

What nightlife? They haven't even been able to get a cinema in 20 years.

The Lisburn league, spending every saturday afternoon, out it the rain, watching suffock win the league title for the 89th year in a row, but we love it, after three years propping up division three the pumas have got one up on evryone else, even if it isnt a goal, a website is the next best thing, so http://www.surf.to/lisburn.pumas/

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