I thought this was just a random Italian report, but it’s for real!!! George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis has split up!!! Gossip Cop just confirmed it. As did People Magazine! The couple said in a statement to media outlets, “We’re not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, so we hope that our privacy is respected.” OH SNAP. What does this mean? It means, in my opinion, that George Clooney got bored. That Eli’s amazing ass was good for a time, but that she’s a vapid famewhore (literally, she might actually be a hooker) and she overstayed her welcome. First, read this hilarious translation of an Italian report – they just come right out and start talking about whether Clooney is gay.

There you go. George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis are no longer together. The (former) couple made ​​the announcement with a joint statement released from London, where the American actor is filming a new movie, on the day of confirmation that Clooney’s The Ides of March will open the Venice Film Festival.

“It ‘very difficult and very personal” – the statement said – “so we hope that our privacy is respected.”

Bizarre request, for a couple for about two years (the first photos circulated in the summer of 2009) that has nothing to give generously of their privacy to the general public. But there it is. So ended one of the relations most celebrated, photographed, chats in recent years. That between the ‘ glamorous Hollywood superstar 2 , 50, a wet dream for millions of women around the world and the beautiful Italian, busty 32 year-old former tissue with some ambition 3 in the entertainment world. Personal reasons unfathomable, shared a stage and happy and then, at some point, the awareness that it is better to take separate roads. And this is one of the possible interpretations. One, because in this case there would be another. That what she wants the crash as a predictable and expected, conclusone written a story built around a table for a variety of needs – advertising, image advertising.

Someone, the liaison to the birth, spoke of an alleged homosexuality of Clooney and the need, therefore, capable of accompanying a beautiful daughter to dispel any suspicion. Practice also adopted by Hollywood since the earliest times, and that you want – just to give an example – even at the base of the short and stormy relationship between James Dean and Annamaria Pierangeli – which, it is said, then “served” Also on the side of the late Rock Hudson. Because being gay in America is not easy at all, be in Hollywood is even more complicated – Keanu Reeves is rumored that, despite the worldwide success of The Matrix , once publicly admitted their homosexuality has lost much of their bargaining power.

Two years of passion, an avalanche of shoots (many of who , directed by quell’Alfonso Signorini was angry, with an editorial in the weekly directed by him, house organ of the Berlusconi family, for an article Repubblica.it 5 Doubts about veracity of a cover photo that showed the couple), consistent and timely interviews and statements about the possible wedding date 6 , we get married or maybe not 7 , and how happy we are chisseneimporta gossip. Inseparable and affectionate (to be honest, never fans), especially when it came to cross a wall of photographers. Together, hand in hand on the red carpet of film festivals, at Villa Oleandra – Clooney’s mansion on Lake Como – moving with the same jacket, with friends in Hollywood Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. And in Sardinia, where his family lived with her, so much so that they all shouted at the “official engagement.”

Skeptics have never stopped supporting his thesis. That is, Clooney is gay, Canalis he was submitted by a mutual friend and suggested as the ideal figure for that purpose as beautiful, popular, free. A real “contrattino”, what the two would have concluded, with a definite deadline. And with some clauses, such as never to speak of the relationship. Jump to know if it’s true, but it is undeniable that the other one and never have commented earlier, said any thing, however slight, on their partners.

Oh, well. He’ll find someone else. He always does. Hopefully Eli got enough out of Clooney to make it worthwhile and to land on her feet now that she’s been Sarah Larson’d.

UPDATE: Now that I’ve had a bit longer to process this, I have to say that I am surprised. Thank you for giving me credit for predicting this, but I honestly and truly thought Eli was going to hang in there for longer. I thought she would make it through this summer, just because Clooney loves to have a girl/hooker for the summer. He probably wants to troll for someone new, though. And no, I don’t see him with Sandra Bullock. Sandra and George both like ‘em dirtier.

UPDATE: LMAO!!! Elisabetta’s publicist just released ANOTHER statement about the split: “It is a very personal and sad matter, and Elisabetta wants it to remain that way. She will be taking some time … and then will face the press. She has not authorized me to say when the split happened.” That sounds like a threat, right? “She will be taking some time … and then will face the press.” Like, Eli is going to come out of this breakup with an ax to grind?

See, Clooney does not like women to bring up marriage and babies. Not going to happen. My question is what was with the photo ops of them last week. Does he have someone else on his radar as he is starting to gear up for awards season with his movies and he does not like to be alone.

Keanu Reeves is gay? That was one busted translation. Michael K at Dlisted said when Eli recently talked about being married one day, that Sarah Larsen was preparing her a bunk in the discarded Clooney-babes dormitory. Guess it was true, lol!

She shouldn’t have went on record saying she would get married some day. That gets George all the time..By the way just in case Mr. Clooney is reading this, I have no intentions of getting married so look me up and I will keep all your dirty little bedroom secrets to myself.

Ah my neighbor is available again. Maybe I will show up on his door step with chicken soup.

As for Eli – of course she’ll be fine. She’s not the only woman to ever go through a break up. She had fun and got to travel all over, totally first class. I’m not saying that to sound jealous but to call out the melodrama. I did like her better than Sarah Larsen. I hope he keeps moving in that direction.

I would LOOOOOVE to see this man in a MATURE relationship with a (wo)man who is his equal at least in his determination to NOT be married/procreate. She would chew him up and spit him out! And that would be AWESOMENESS to behold…

But this is no more a “break up” than an office temp being “terminated” or my “breaking up” with the McChicken I had for dinner last night when I went to the bathroom.

LOL George seems to be destined to be one of those men who just dates, won’t go beyond that, and the woman he gets with next should just enjoy the ride, enjoy the villa, enjoy the yacht, enjoy the premieres, hopefully she makes it to Cannes red carpet, and then bow out gracefully.

Shocker! Not really, since she apparently mentioned the dreaded “m” word recently, and everyone knows once the women get rings and babies on the brain, Clooney’s done. At least he’s consistent.
That article was wacky.

There’s a fact. He said he had been really into Kelly Preston, before marrying. The one who doesn’t mind being married with another notorious…well, you know it.
there’s another fact. He keeps on dating women who are not at his same level (i.e. no contractual power). Women that can easily leave their jobs for a couple of years to play this comedy, over and over.

It’s fake, It’s sad. I don’t think it’s necessary anymore.

BTW, at least he brings them to the Academy Awards. DiCaprio is much less respectful with his beards.

“Elisabetta signed her own walking papers as soon as she said the word ‘marriage.’ Whatever the opposite of a safe word is, George’s is: MARRIAGE. Study up, whores, and learn from Elisabetta’s mistake”

Oh, Michael K, you are my one true hilarious gay love!!! “And here’s George and Elisabetta having dinner near his villa just last week. Add a few swear words, a couple of security guards, a bag full of stolen office supplies and that’s pretty much what it looked like when I get fired from my last job.” Bwahahaha… breathe… bwahahaha

Seen this a couple hours ago on some Italian newspaper online…I knew it. She lasted too long, must have been amazing in bed!
P.S. Kaiser, don’t use Google translator for this kind of articles, they never got it right and it’s more confusing than with the original!

Eli started to believe her own hype and that she was better than the rest before her. She honestly thought that she could talk marriage and not get the boot. She thought she was the sh!t and it wasn’t going to happen to her.
Lainey always built her up like Eli’s game is so tight. I wonder what she has to say about this.
Everyone knew she was going to get her walking papers after that interview.
When will they ever learn?

I think George might have some trouble out of this one. I don’t think she is going to go away quietly.

Okay I googled David Geffen (ew) and Keanu Reeves and came across this quote “People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.” And yeah…he has to be gay because Geffen is not hot. (at least to me) lol…and I found this way more fascinating that Clooney and his italian ladyboy

What if this is part of the contractual obligations regarding Clooney’s hookups…

Along with the standard life time financial obligations…preferred stock in various multi-national corporations…lifetime membership to the United/Virgin VIP lounge, etc….which said “hookup” would received from George…

The “hookup” is contractual obligated to mention marriage/and or children to the press, which starts the public seperation process

And he WOULDN’T have to do that just to hide that he’s gay…not that there’s anything wrong with that…

I dont think we have seen the last of him/her. I think she/he is “taking time to analyze” her/his next move. She looks down and dirty. I think George may have more to bargain for with her. She isnt as naive and innocent (cough) as the others. I see some nastiness hitting the media.

is it too much to ask to not revel in someone else’s misery? Also, how can 80% of men in Hollywood be gay. It’s statistically impossible since only 10% of the population is actually gay… Rumors *eyeroll*

Dear George,
I will happily be your beard and will never speak to the press except to tell them to fuck off. All I ask of you is to keep me supplied with money for cat food and vet bills. A new car would be nice too.

Tissue or Velina.
It comes from her role in a famous Tv show where 2 girls dances before news are announced by male actors. They are called Velina (which doesn’t mean “tissue” but “light paper”).
It comes from the news (written on velina paper) that during Mussolini period (fascism)the government used to give to the newspapers to have a standard and perfectly censored informations release.
Of course, all this “velina” thing is far from being respectful for women’s role and dignity, that’s why they select talentless hotties with a photogenic axx.

I like the way this part of the split announcement was worded: “They are not together anymore.” That’s a good way of saying that the publicity arrangement ended without actually saying that’s all it was or lying and saying that they had a relationship other than a business relationship. The main thing is that George is free of the nonsense. It will be great seeing him with a genuine smile on his face as he promotes his movies and goes about his life.

I think everyone with eyes still rolling on the floor called this one. She went public and talked about the no-no subjects like kids and marriage. Only a matter of time before Mr. Clooney told the attention sucker to the curb. Maybe she got some plastic surgery thrown in as a parting gift.

I meant to respond to this earlier but the day has totally gotten away from me. Regarding Keanu Reeves and David Geffen, that was totally a fabricated story from way back. Keanu is down the with the gay community but he is not gay himself. He doesn’t respond to rumors about him being gay because he thinks it is a waste of time to do so. There are a lot of actors who have a strong gay fan base and they embrace it. Another one who comes to mind is Leo DiCaprio.

Well, poor girl. She was on an Italian Cooking TV show last week (hosted by the Chi magazine director) with other stars and was so stuck-up and unlikable and the cook in her team was even taking the mickey out of her saying that she was useless and couldn’t even clean a pan. Well, the producers have replaced her with another girl (Belen Rodriguez, her co-presenter at the Sanremo Festival). I was happy when she was replaced but now feel soooooo sorry for her, no Clooney, no job, no party!!!

Thats really annoying people keep doing the “oh he is gay” thing. George Clooney has addressed the gay rumors like a million freaking times. I don’t remember which publication I read this in and I am not gonna look it up but he has said if he was gay he would be gay. Stop calling people gay because they like to date around or the they don’t fit your idea of what man should be or whatever it is that makes you think a straight man is gay. Like seriously, I remember alot of you were upset that Perez Hilton was outing people yet alot of you drop the “he is gay” bomb with nothing to back it up. It kills me, if you had some sort of proof…great…but you have nothing!!! Nothing.

This must be one of those online automated translations and it sucks. The only thing that surprises me is that it took this long. And yeah, her statement sounds like a thinly veiled threat that reminds me of the Oksana, all will be known soon statement. Bitch has shit to say, but will wait to see if George wants to pay up for her to shut up.

Kaiser called it months ago and now George is on the market again. Lets face it, whether he is sitting on the fence, on the other side of the fence or just plain perpetual bachelor, any woman that is with him better enjoy the time and be prepared!

Before the ink was dry on his divorce papers George stated that he would never marry again and he would never have kids. He meant what he said. The world has plenty of people like that and amazingly enough they aren’t all gay. I don’t get the gay stuff. He likes serial monogamy but he doesn’t want forever. What’s wrong with that?

So much hype made out of different things yet no bloggers saw this one coming. Funny, all that needed to be done was a little better examination of the photos from the Ill Negro Gato a few dazs ago. Daily Mail printed those. Have a look a them and you will see it was all over then already.

A week ago they said they are happy and together. I don’t understand why celebrities lie about rumors then announce it’s true a week later. I can unstand pregnancies and even weddings but not breakups and dating.

She got too relaxed and blabby-the classic George-will-dump-you mistake.
It was that interview at Cannes that put the nail in the coffin.
I thought she was pretty savvy, at least with him. What was she thinking, hinting about marriage and kids? George has made it clear that he wants neither.
I will kind of miss her mangled English interviews.

Yes, James Dean was gay. You guys should really read “Furious Love”, Elizabeth Taylor’s biography-they out tons of guys in that one. Dick and Liz are more fun though.
There are too many rumors of all kinds about Clooney for me to buy the fact that he is just a serial monogamist. Either the rough sex or gay, I think she’d spill his secrets. Don’t piss off an Italian woman.

I envision the next Clooney girl to be Eva Mendes. A few weeks ago she made it public that she does not believe in marriage. At that time I said she was just hitting on Clooney indirectly by saying that as she had never said it before. I am sure Clooney read or heard about that and the rest will be be another story. I would be surprised if they do not get together soon.

If you can’t speak your mind and say that you someday want marriage and kids, then why would you want to stick with that guy? If something I said turned a guy off, then he’s not worth it. Women – don’t pick men you have to walk on eggshells around.

Just because a guy is a confirmed bachelor and is open about that, doesn’t mean he’s gay. George doesn’t take any of these relationships seriously, and he’s honest about that from the start.

She used to say that she didn’t want marriage or kids, but recently publicly changed her tune. That was pretty much the beginning of the end of that relationship, since George has made it crystal clear that he’s never getting married again. Nor is he interested in having children.

He’s shooting a film with Sandra Bullock right now and has been photographed with her child. Perhaps he is having a change of tune in a peculiar way. Wouldn’t that be something…..this last fling was not marriage material. She’s tatted up and doesn’t even speak English. This tells me she’s uneducated, which served a purpose for awhile. Over-confidence about the relationship was not a good card to play. He was over it, nice ass and all. Two years wasn’t a bad run.

I’m the female version of George Clooney and I can assure you I am not gay. Just love freedom and doing what I want when I want with no one to answer to. I’ve been this way all my life. At least George gave marriage a shot. I’ve never bothered.

Hmm, their contract was not renewed? I believe Clooney asks the women to mention marriage as a ruse. He wants the public to believe a mere mention of marriage is why he dumps them. When contracts expire and both parties are not interested in renewing, there can be a dissolution of the partnership.

I’m just totally confused. They were out and about out to dinner. She was on a yacht eating french fries. So what happened..

I don’t think George is gay. If he is then something is going on with Cindy Crawford and her husband. They hang with George all the time. But @kitty..

tatted up + not speaking English = uneducated.. WTH is that logic.

She is not American. English is not a first language. Wonder how many people you know can speak another language. Wow..

I don’t really care about them, mainly because they are a really boring couple. George has never given me a sexy vibe with anyone. and I also don’t get a gay vibe. I just never picture him getting busy with anyone. Don’t know why. Tom Cruise is another one like that for me, and Hugh Jackman. But I don’t think any of them are gay. Strange.

I guess the contract was up. And that doesn’t mean that I think she was his beard. I think he just doesn’t like women very much, and doesn’t trust them at all. So, it’s best to hook up with a hooker like babe who knows the score.

I don’t think George is gay either. I am a woman that gave marriage a shot and now am ALOT happier on my own. Variety is the spice of life!! He just needs to be more selective in who (and how) he dates.

I think the article is saying, hands down, that Clooney is gay, that he’s always been gay, and that Elizabetta was set up as an agreed-upon fake partner for him for appearance & image. They are saying that Clooney is covering up his gayness in order to keep his Hollywood status as an A-lister. Personally, I don’t know for sure, but yes, I have heard some very credible proof that Clooney is gay. He could also be bisexual. This is not a smear, but we’re just talking what is true vs not true.

I, for one, am shocked. I thought she had this contract as “professional girlfriend” locked down. Obviously, she tried to renegotiate and wasn’t joking about her assertion that she’ll be married one day. Maybe, but girl, it won’t be to Clooney and he has always been upfront about that. Me thinks she got a little too uppity. Fatal mistake. She was nothing more than an escort and now she’s not even that.

I don’t think he’s gay. I think he’s a dirty dog and isn’t interested in marriage and kids. Which is totally cool bc he’s not deceptive about it. Team Kinky Clooney.

Somebody seems to be very busy writing gay comments everywhere, I wonder who might could be doing this?
Maybe somebody is jealous of him having REAL fans, who are celebrating a big party for him being free just right now!
And his fans love his films and his humanitarian work, they LOVE him and they will support him forever.

Well this is very odd! My sources say that all was OK a week ago then suddenly this.

It could be one of two things.

A: This is all part of the publicity game, I wonder if they might reconcile in the not to distant future for the extra PR value , give it another whirl and eventually end it after the press junkets for his two new movies . I hope not, but George is known to indulge in second helpings.

B: There was one almighty event (that we haven’t heard about so far) that flipped George right over the edge, the contract extension was due, maybe she thought she was on solid ground , over reached and asked for too much extra money.

I’m not following the gay stuff about George. So, he was married once, did not work, he dates around and does not stay in relationships long. He has a group of same sex pals he likes to hang out with on vacation. Sounds alot like Anniston, so does that make her a lesbian? Both are free to do what they want in their relationships. Being gay or lesbian is not a bad thing by the way and nothing to be ashamed of.

@luls: First of all George is not a gay. And he did not stuck in the jail, he’s got real gf who doesn’t want publicity so he just hides his private life, and these are nothing more than just beards… that’s all! Why it is so hard to get this fact, what truth is so unusual?!

Kristensen, I think you might be right. coz in the process filming Ides of March George looked happy and in love. Elisabetta was nowhere in the sight, so it could not be connected with her, with Canalis he always looks kinda dispirited

#84. MEH—Thanks for the Italian language history lesson! Very, very interesting appearing on a bitch board.

We all seem to be in agreement that the English translation was not only unreadable and awful, but comical. I’m surprised the mag hasn’t attempted to pull it or at least correct it. AND I can’t help but wonder how it reads in Russian? “Da! Babushka es nix.” I will say that its ridiculousness gave the inevitable news–when is the inevitable interesting?–a kind of hieroglyphic, puzzle piecing enjoyment. Attempting to decipher the words, let alone the construction, was hilarious.