Yeah, because the speech-writing team led by a 29-year-old would totallyfuck that one up. Nice try, White House. Why not just suck it up and admit you're a little oldish? It's less embarrassing for everyone involved.

In a moment reminiscent of W's referral to "the Internets," today Obama noted that Russian president Dmitry Medvedev "visited the headquarters of Twitters, where he opened his own account." And somewhere, his entire staff facepalms. But still, aren't presidents cute?