Thursday, 25 April 2013

What it is
about woman’s closet that no matter how big it is- it is always too small?

It’s like trying to fit whole world into one piece of furniture.

Thousands
of dresses, millions of t-shirts,Hundreds pairs of jeans….

Whole
palette of

Colors,

Seizes,

Shapes,

And

Textures.

However,
somehow when the time comes...There is nothing to wear!

My theory
is that deep, deep inside my closet there is forgotten land where all the
goblins live.

Their
favorite things to do is to make a mess on the shelves and stains on my whites.

They just
love to see the anger on my face when I am in a hurry and can’t find the right
thing to wear.They find joy in my surprise when I find a jacket
behind my bed,and I could promise that I have put it back on the peg.

Sunday, 14 April 2013

There comes a
time when some circumstances, like your own birthday, force you to organize so-called
“Party”.

Of course,
the decision-making process takes at least 4 days (take your time; it is for
sure one of the most important decisions in your life). After considering all
pros and cons, comes the fearless thought:

“Why not?”

By this time,
you have two days till the date you were pondering on. This means that about
one fourth of your friends won’t be able to come. Furthermore, to discourage
those who still can, you come up with a crazy idea to make it a theme party!

The decision
of which theme to choose can be quickly made by looking into your closet-
remember you have two days, not time for whining.

When this part is over, it is time
to invite your friends. That’s the hard one.

You need to make sure you
eliminate any probable sources of trouble or danger- which could not be a
problem if you would have thought of that while selecting your friends.

How about the menu?

The problem is you are having
a theme party, hence all the meals should go with it.

After long hours of thinking what
to do you start to regret that you are not doing a “track suit” party, so you could simply serve your guests
some pizza and cold bear (grrr… even though just thinking of this idea makes
you sick).

Finally! The time has come.

Everything is ready (with just a small delay…), all of the guests showed up (all if you take
into account the error of -2) and everyone is having a great time.

Everyone?

Almost everyone- you are the one worrying about the food,
music, noise, neighbors (which you get totally crazy about after a visit of a strange
man, who comes to ask whether
you need anything because he is going to do some shopping <worth to mention
it is around midnight>, and he thinks that your party is too quiet, so he
could get you something).