Here at AT&T, we know a lot of our valued customers bought one of our Unlimited Data Plans back when people thought that sort of thing was "the bee's knees." Even though those days are long gone, it seems that many of you just haven't seen the light.

First, we revolutionized data plans with our 2 GB Data Pro plan. After all, why would you possibly want all those pesky unlimited gigabytes, when you could have only two? But a lot of you kept those unlimited plans.

Next, we introduced 3 GB Data Pro plans. If you ask me, even 3 GB is already a bit too much, but we at AT&T just love to give away bandwidth. But still some of you silly geese clung to your grandfathered unlimited plans just the same.

We even tried to help you understand, through the magic of throttling, that unlimited plans are simply not cool anymore. But even that just didn't work. That's why I'm here today to announce AT&T's latest promotion, which will bring the wireless industry into a new era of speed and productivity.