First trip, only about 3-4 grams- sprinklers suck cock

I scored some free shrooms from this chick, so we went and ate them at a school nearby.

I scored some free shrooms from this chick, so we went and ate them at a school nearby. We walked around for about a half hour, trying to figure out where to go when we started tripping, so once we started seeing colors we figured we'd better get somewhere safe.We walked downtown for about an hour, having minor trips, thinking the road was changing colors and such. So after about an hour we get to the cemetary, and figure that it would be a primo trip spot. So we went in at about 9 (we ate mushies at about 7pm). I saw some people I knew at the entrance to the funeral home building (beside the graves and shit), I figured I was just seeing shit, so we continued on, and sat on a bench near the gates to the cemetary. The sprinklers came on and we started to trip harsh, so we went further in, to where the oldest graves were. We wandered around for a couple minutes, and finally I tripped on something (dont remember what), and when I looked up there were two graves with the chicks last name on it, so I figure that it would be a real primo trip spot. I had a watch with me, to keep track of how long we had been tripping, and unknowingly I had been playing with the buttons on it for pretty much the whole time, so the time was wrong. But anyways, we sat and tripped for roughly 6 hours, constantly saying the same things over and over, such as "have we been here for our whole lives", "am i god?", "where are we", "do i know anybody else in the entire world?", "what is going on", "soooo trippy", "im not on earth anymore", "who are you?", "im in space, i dont even remember earth", and other random shit. We also had a bottle of something, and whenever we took a drink it felt like we were being sucked in, and it felt like my soul was being sucked in to it. Anyways, at about 1 or 2am, sprinklers came on, spraying us both square in the face, which felt like death, and we both thought we were dying, still not remembering where or who we were. We got up and started walking around the graveyard, noticing that it was incredibly cold out. We left the graveyard, and started walking, getting incredibly lost. Ive lived in this town for about 8 years, and I know every bit of it, but we got sooo lost. Every house we walked past seemed to be breathing, and that sprinklers were going on and off at every single one. We walked up some road and sat on a ledge outside somebodies house. After about an hour, we saw the very first person for the whole trip. it was some old guy, who said "how are you doing tonight." i nodded in his direction, not knowing whether or not he was real. I stared in front of me at a bus stop sign. I wanted a smoke real bad, then i started tripping out on that thought, wondering why i smoked, not remembering if i actually did or not, and some weird ass trippy feeling came over my body, just thinking about smoking, making me confused and delerious. After tripping for a while about 10 guys, looking to be 30 or abouts, came past, and i was probably tripping core, but i heard them talking about super nintendo and starcraft. so i yelled "YOU FUCKING NERDS GET AWAY FROM ME!", but i may or may not have imagined that because they kept walking. When the nerd guys or whatever left, we got up and started walking up the hill towards the school we ate the mushies at. Neither of us knew where the hell we were, what town we were in, what time it was, or who we were. So I saw a cat on the street, thinking i was tripping out and it wasnt there, i picked it up, but she started petting it, so i guess it was there. Anyways, after a couple seconds, for no reason, i started getting really, really angry at the cat, so i threw it at a street-lamp post, and it ran away. After that she snapped out of it and realised where we were, and we went our seprate ways. I got home and started watching TV, finding it incredibly painful to focus my eyes. So i went to bed and tripped out at the feel of my pillow and such. I fell asleep and had a really trippy dream, and woke up the next morning with a bad taste in my mouth.