Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

MY KIND OF (VERY WEIRD) TOWN

I am often asked why I like Miami. If you go here, you can listen to a podcast of a recent Miami-based radio show in which I attempt to explain myself. Or, you could do something productive. The choice is yours!

HORN TOOTING

HOW ABOUT ONE ON 'INAPPROPRIATE PITCHES'?

Hi Dave,I would LOVE to write a guest post for your blog. After looking through your archives, I think an article on “Frugally Fantastic Holiday Food Preparations" would be outstanding for your audience.If you like that topic, I'll start working on it right away! Or I can think of another one.Thank you!Kelly

WE SAW YETI FINGER OPEN FOR THE STONES

The finger, which was said to be from a yeti, was taken from a Nepalese monastery by an American explorer in the 1950s. He replaced it with a human finger he had been given by a British scientist.

The yeti finger was taken from a Nepalese monastery by an American explorer in the 1950sIt was then smuggled out of India with the help of Hollywood actor James Stewart, who hid the artefact in his wife's lingerie case.

(Thanks to Karen in Panama City)

Wait a Minute: "...a human finger he had been given by a British scientist"???