So, in late 2012, the Iranian news agency <a data-cke-saved-href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/28/world/iran-news-age ncy-duped/index.html" target="_blank">FARS excitedly reported on the results of a Gallup poll that revealed that the majority of rural white Americans would, if given the opportunity, vote for Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Barack Obama.

Well, we do know a lot more about Imadinnerjacket, and he IS more trustworthy. Oh, and he actually loves America.

These stories go viral on the Internet all the time -- you'll go to Fark.com and see http://www.vaticancrimes.us/2013/01/evangelical-pastor-convinced-follo wers.html" target="a">a story about a pastor in Brazil who convinced his congregation that his sperm was sacred, and it will spread to thousands of sites before somebody finally http://www.aporeemfoco.com.br/abrenoticia.asp?id=2965" target="a">tracks down the Spanish-language parody site it originated from. But that's the Internet -- you'd think actual news outlets would have a slightly better bullshiat filter."

I actually sat down with Alan Bean 4 years ago and spent 2 hours going over his power point presentation he was to give on campus, if you want to see and old man open a can of whoopass tell him he did not walk on the moon.