Test 3: Sensory Perception TestGo to Old Bridge, go left, move sign, wait till you see thetrucker. Go to Town Hall, enter Town Hall. Knock on Town Records.Buy property. Sign contract. Go to Aunt Pollys house, outsideopen mailbox. Go to Kitchen (Door to the right). Talk with AuntPolly about phone bill. Take Carrot Juice (its under the juicer). Go to Vera Diner outside, go left, use rowboat. Use Teleporter(just above control-box), take Burger Morsel. (The spit you spitout) Go into Cabin, get matches (on the table next to the bed)exit cabin. Give Burger Morsel to Truffels: the pig. Go to Backyard, put Carrot Juice in boiler, turn on fueltank, usematches on burner, Take jug, put jug on stool. Go to frontyard.Go to cellar (mine) use jug on Wilbur. Enter mine. Use dogwhistle to find out if you are getting closer or further awayfrom Truffels. When you find Truffels use dog whistle and shewill go away. Use probe to get burger, Test 3 done.

Test 4: Language TestFirst fail test, go to Aunt Polly House, go to bathroom, takelaxative (looks like chocolate). Go to Vera Diner, if there is atouring bus standing, go to parking lot, if not wander aroundtill it is there. When you are in the parking lot give laxativeto Drumz. Take amplifier (above Drumz). Use transporter. Whentest begins use these things to exterminate Borks: Bork in thebathroom, take rubberduck, put rubberduck in toilet, flush,flush. Bork in the kitchen, wait till he jumps to the microwavequickly take rollerpin and use on Bork, turn on microwave. Borksliding on the stairs. Go bathroom and fill bottle that firstcontained carrot juice with soapy water, put soapy water onrailing. Bork in basement. Take dirty sock, put in wringer, turnon outside breaker. Bork who is playing with the computer, useamplifier on television. Go down, get kindling (wood), use ontelevision fire upstairs. Get back to Wilburs room exit bywindow. Get christmas lights use lights on hole, go to kitchenget rubber gloves ( hanging on cupboard) put on gloves go to AuntPolly room get lights use lights on phone cord. Test done.