Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.

Ino's got a lot on her plate these days, a new job with the ANBU Interrogation Squad, new friends, and a certain senbon-sucking jounin she can't seem to get out of her head. Genma/Ino, Raidou/Yuugao, Ibiki/Shizune, Aoba/Anko. Adult Content Warning.

People do not give it credence that a nineteen-year-old girl could leave home and go off in the summertime, to pursue a band of outlaws and clear her brother's name: but it did happen. Mattie, LaBoeuf, Rooster.

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

There's as much unpredictability in her carefully-crafted, untraceable non-routine as there is in her relationship with Deeks. One of those, Kensi takes pride in. The other simply terrifies her. KD, pre-2x18.

Puck likes to keep an eye on Rachel. Just, you know, so she doesn't get in over her head or anything. So when she starts approaching the Glee guys about something, he's determined to find out what it is. One-shot.

Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku

She won't admit it, but she doesn't want to be alone. He doesn't admit it, but she knows anyway – he needs to know that she's okay. They might try to keep their secrets, but in the end, they know each other better than anyone else ever could. Post 2x12.

Three years after graduation, Rachel's looking for a little closure. And Puck? He just needs to figure out if maybe their luck has changed. One-shot written for the Gleefics Holiday Spirit Fic Exchange.

Stories? Charlie's got a million of them. You don't watch the world from behind a bar for thirty years and not see a thing or two, not in New York City anyway. Puckleberry one-shot written for the PuckRachel drabble meme.

A series of 26 semi-connected sentences about five absurd, wonderful human beings. / 16. There's this one really weird, really Nathan-like moment where FutureSimon is dragging PresentSimon upstairs and he wonders what it would be like to seduce himself.

It's somewhat uncharted territory for both of them - for him, learning to place his trust in someone other than himself; and for her, somehow harboring feelings that her trusty second date rule should have protected her from, but clearly hasn't. Post 2x10

Oh he knows who to blame. This is totally his mother and and her desire to 'celebrate' rub in the face of the entire town the fact that her son married a nice Jewish girl without even knocking her up first. Follow up to 'I could wait forever for this'

Somehow Rachel Berry turned out to be his pole star, the thing that gives him direction and when Noah Puckerman really needs someone, it's his truest instinct to go to her. Rated "M" for later chapters.

Puck's been waiting forever to share a certain piece of information with Rachel. So maybe Santana gives him a little push. Puckleberry with a side of Puck/Santana friendship. One shot written for the puckrachel drabble meme at LJ

The day is unbearably hot and all Rock wants to do is read his book in peace. Unfortunately Revy doesn't know when to leave well enough alone. When Rock finally snaps, will she be prepared for what he has planned for her? LEMON

"Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will." - Anonymous. B/B onseshot, post The Beginning in the End.

Being held captive for three months isn't something you bounce back from. Ziva's not really sure what it is you're supposed to do. / "So," the woman behind the counter at Starbucks asks, "what did you do this summer?"

Nick and Cassie spend four years running before the real war begins. Things are bound to get . . . complicated. // Nick laughs, so she laughs, and she bobs her head as Diana sings. You can't hurry love. No, you just have to wait. Nick/Cassie.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

To do: graduate as soon as possible and never make friends again, because they're a pain in his ass. // His first thought is that it’s too bad she’s wearing clothes, and his second is that he really, seriously is going to hell.

They're not "sweet." Mostly it’s because they don’t remember what sweet means. Shell-shocked might be the best word for what they are. Old emotions die hard and mostly they hurt but sometimes, just sometimes that's a good thing... Royai

Puck and Rachel watch Telenovelas, try to kill each other with words, and then make out. Puck/Rachel, hints of Finn/Rachel. // He wonders when she became someone in his life that he actually cared about, and how the hell he can reverse the process.

The academy has done away with their sex ed class. It is now the jounin teachers’ responsibility to teach this information. Sakura-sensei is having a little bit of difficultly with this task, but luckily she has Kakashi, the Hokage, to help her. KakaSaku

Seven years of almosts for Snape and Hermione. Sort of SS/HG, but also mostly not. // For one, horrifying week the year she was thirteen, Hermione fancied herself in love with Professor Snape. For ConstantComment! ILUHYOU.

In the firefly summer, when the trees sway and drip, the sunset heats the clouds to pink-lavender and orange that burns through one end to the other, and Konan, with aching fingers, weaves the faux-flowers into Nagato's hair.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Shizune froze. “What?” The blonde woman held her hands out in front of her, trying to work things through her fingertips that she couldn’t with her mind. “What would you do to get Sakura back?” [KakaSaku]

Hatake Kakashi had entered through that door many times in his long gone past. It was the same door he quietly left through six years before. Now he's returned to a changed Village and the mess he left behind. kakasaku

Kakashi wasn't the first person to notice, but something was wrong with Sakura and it had to do with the hospital, and he was going to get to the bottom of it. But even Sakura wasn't prepared for what she'd have to put up with at work. DISCONTINUED.

You're never going to be rid of me, he tells her, and Sakura knows with absolute certainty that it's the truth. There are all kinds of fine lines, and they cross all of them. 50 sentences on violence, madness, and love. Deidara/Sakura.

There's no question Kakashi and Sasuke have their similarities, but when Kakashi is confronted with a situation he had been expecting for quite some time, will he be able to convince someone otherwise when and where it counts the most?

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.

It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.

Sukka, one-shot. “I don’t know if I want to come down from this... I like it too much. What I like even more about it is that you’re here with me, safe and in my arms. That’s how I want it to be for the rest of our lives.” Review!

Sometimes it's not about saving the world. Sometimes saving /a/ world is enough. Uzumaki Kushina is alive, and woe befall anyone who tries to harm her son. We all know what Naruto can do growing up alone. Imagine what he could do with a mother's love.

Ch. 237 spoilers. Yondaime/Kushina. Desperate to avoid romantic entanglements with her best friend, Kushina tries to outrun and avoid the Yellow Flash, but ends up living with him for a few weeks. Chaos ensues and much ramen is consumed.

Recognition was unneeded. Sometimes the process of writing was merely enough. Seeing it, feeling it, breathing it. Sometimes all it needed to do was sit on a shelf and gather dust. Oneshot/Drabble Collection. KakaSaku, Het Pairings, Genfic.

What a twist in the folds it has become. To now be executed for crimes once considered heroic deeds. To be lynched by my father's people, my father who once told me he was proud of me for these things I'd done." Azula's last hours, minor Zutara.

Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.

The change was subtle—felt more than seen; unnoticeable to anyone but those paying close attention. It is the encouragement of the tiny steps that allows for the dive over the cliff. KakaSaku. For the 50scenes community on LiveJournal.

Oneshot. At the end of the road, after years of bloodshed and tears and death, Naruto and Sasuke meet one last, final time. There is nothing left for either of them except for the hate that has fueled them to this point.

While he's not a psychotic killer anymore, no one's going to argue that Sabaku no Gaara isn't socially retarded. Temari's trying her hardest, but there are some things only falling in love teach you, and she's not up for that. Enter Haruno Sakura.

She knew it was a stupid thing to do but she refused to give up on him. Now that she has finally found him again, the man she was supposed to save has become her tormentor. LEMON, non con, MMF. Slightly sick and twisted.

A Team Eight fic. This mission was horrible. I've never seen so many dead bodies in my life. Every person has their own private way of dealing with the uglier parts of shinobi lifestyle. For Kiba, Hinata, and Shino, coping is a team effort. Oneshot.

Neji is a genius, no doubt about it. But even geniuses make mistakes. Like overlooking the presumably weak, for example...Neji learns the hard way that there are some things Hinata will NOT tolerate, and God help the idiot who does not heed her. Oneshot.

He spent half his life building walls around himself. But walls made of sand are easily destroyed by the first person with a strong enough punch. SAKURA. GAARA. On friendship, the beginning of something, and icecream.

The world as she remembered was not like this. Trapped in a decayed village, Sakura remembers the Konoha from before, and struggles to survive. On the road with her is one former labexperiment, and one former massmurderer. SAKURA. PEIN. YAMATO.

Taboo as it is, the fascinating relationship of Neji and Hinata and the undercurrents of their encounters bear exploring. Neji is unwillingly enchanted when he discovers Hinata just as Naruto saw her at the waterfall.

He wasn't the kind of man who would simply share his secrets with her. She had to mine them like they were gold. But in the end, she isn't the only one who's left with a whole lot of questions, most of which are about both of them. [KakaSaku] [oneshot]

SanzoxYaone! Sanzo finds himself captured and taken to a remote prison outpost under the command of Houtu castle. With torture and execution on the horizon, his future looks bleak. Even he admits it. Yaone was the one thing he didn't see coming...

Kakashi & Sakura Drabbles from the LiveJournal community. Each chapter will feature a different word. Collection of oneshots, not a fic. The range from K to M. Check each chapter for summaries and ratings. Add to alert so you don't miss the new challenges

Juugo & Sakura. Sasuke was lonely, too, he realized. Karin was lonely. Suigetsu was lonely. That girl with pink hair had been lonely. But he was the loneliest of them all, and this loneliness drove them to their own ends of madness, in a way.

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Walter is forced to talk to a young Integra about rather intimate matters, like intercourse, despite a raging desire not to. Alucard is a nuisance, as usual. Oh, and apparently the infamous butler was once a sex god. Who knew, right?

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

In another life, and another world, Toph Bei Fong is the daughter of one of Hong Kong's most prominent realestate developers. But the more things change, the more they stay the same. [The Blind Bandit, remixed.]

Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]

Standalone comic fluff, set in the same modern AU setting as Loveroftheflame's series Striking A Balance. Implied HaruAzula, lots of unrequited HaruSuki: wherein Haru is oblivious, Soo is mortified, and there is much ado about some interesting trousers...

In preparation for the final battle against the Fire Lord's forces, Katara and Prince Zuko separate from the main group in order to build a vast army for the Avatar. From there, it gets complicated. AU. Zutara.

Companion ficlet to Possession. Homura fulfills his promise of taking Goku, with rather unpleasant results. A word of warning: this story is very dark and may contain offensive material to some. You have been warned.

An ongoing WIP of 100 word drabbles written for Kaorien's 100 Themes Challenge at the Hyugacest Community on LJ. Expect more madness, love, sex and murder. And maybe even some fluff this time. Heh. Or maybe not.

[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.

After turning sixteen, Integral Hellsing becomes a target for verbal advances in social circles. To avoid looking weak among her equals, she decides to make her embarrassment fade by… exploring the male anatomy first hand in the safest way possible. IxA.

The real, sober, daytime Haruno Sakura wouldn’t have spoken so candidly to Hyuga Neji like this. There was a sick kind of longing in her smile. Sidefic to Rosemary for Remembrance. NejiSaku, implied SasuSaku, NejiHina

Sokka decides that life and the world in general needs straightening out and that he should start by writing a book explaining just how to do it. R&R please. Rating upped to T, possible pushing on M in the future.

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

Temari and Kankurou used to have a family - before Mama was killed, Father became obsessed, and Uncle Yasha became the youngest brother's guardian. All they have left is the promise of a future in which they will be strong. No pairing.

An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07

Series of one-shots. Chapter 3, Anko-centric: "There are different ways of coping with loss in Konoha. Oftimes, a good cry will do the trick. For those who don’t know how to cry, there are therapies. For those where crying isn’t enough, there are medicine

A set of drabbles written in response to the Stages of Love LJ community challenge. All chapters will be 100 word drabbles on five escalating themes Attraction, Romance, Passion, Intimacy and Committment. NejiHinata of course!

The Trio have begun their sixth year at Hogwarts, and something is wrong with Hermione. Where does she go every night, and what does she do when she goes there? Can Ron save her in time? Chapters 1 and 2 added 9-28. RonHermione.

one-shot; Iruka does not believe in vengeance. He does believe in forgiveness. Forgiveness has its extremities. For example, Iruka is too young to be a father, especially to a hooligan like Naruto. …But somehow, he fits the bill just fine.

When something is right, you know it's right. When time is short, you act in a moment. Ron and Hermione know these things. Tonight, they act on them. RHr. Rated for subject matter in later chapters. COMPLETE

Following the events in the Department of Mysteries in "Order of the Phoenix," Hermione pays Ron a visit in his sickroom, only to discover the Ron she's known is lost in the mind of a madman. Can she help bring him back? RHr

“There should be someone getting her to smile: she was too pretty for somber to be her default expression.” In the game of love, some lines you cross, some lines you leap over, and some lines require playing hopscotch with the rules. [Yaone x Gojyo]

He’d helped her get out of her cell and gave her the chance for a little violence against deserving opponents. He could be a mass-murdering sociopath and she’d think fondly of him." You meet the most interesting people during a jailbreak.

At the Western Air Temple, Zuko circled around them, always walking at the edge, where the light of the cooking fire bled into the night. Katara smiled." Hama may have won in more ways than she expected.

“Whatever houses I may visit, I will come for the benefit of the sick.” Simon isn’t the kind of doctor to stand idylly by when people need help, even if helping may require a little more subterfuge than he’s used to...

“He should know better by now, know better than to want something he had possessed before and lost, but he seemed doomed to make the same mistakes over and over.” Zuko continues to reach for things he can’t have. Hints of ZukoKatara

“The evening after they buried Maes, Riza got absolutely wasted for the fourth time in her entire life.” The tenses were jumbled up in her head and she didn’t want them to untangle, not really. Hints of RoyRiza.