'Ello, 'ello, 'ello

what's going on 'ere then?
A new contributor?Spends 4 mins on site. Doesn't get any stars but gets a FP. Hope there's not been any bungs in the process.
I'm sure it's a fine piece, Ms, but I can tell from the title it's about football so outside my limited range of interests.

Ah yes, sorry, didn't we tell you? We have a new policy of only awarding front pages to countries who have previously shown little interest in hosting a front page, unless it means a huge amount of profit and loads of tourists coming to visit Long Distance Clara etc etc etc...