You Really Need To Know That Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Sex Tape

Break out Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is pushing self promotion of her own sex tape to new heights. Not only did the reality star awkwardly navigate the whole “this is my private sex tape that leaked OOPS now it’s a porno for you to buy,” but she famously outsold sex tape pioneer Kim Kardashian. But Farrah is apparently looking to kick these sex tape sales into overdrive by peppering her interviews with sexy, sexy, BUY ME sound bites.

Us Weekly reports that the 22-year-old mother swung by the always classy Howard Stern Sirius XM radio show to pontificate about her sex tape. And how she gets aroused watching herself:

“I masturbate to . . . I like to watch my own video,” the MTV star, mom to 3-year-old daughter Sophia, shared.

“Wow, that’s pretty hot,” Stern said. “How many times have you seen your video?”

“I mean, I’ve had my video for a while so I’ve seen it . . . a lot,” Abraham said of the tape, which was released by Vivid Entertainment on May 6 after the porn company reportedly paid her $1 million.

Farrah’s erotic penchants — as long as they’re consensual and between grownups — aren’t really worth analyzing. But this admission is about as authentic as that “pregnancy scare” she publicly had shortly after filming. Just another gimmick to keep the eyeballs from straying. She might as well have added, “Yeah, and sometimes I also reenact the tape in front of my entire family and just randomly invite dudes over to participate. Want to watch me wax my 3-year-old’s unibrow?”