The Bow and Grimace: Exploring the Human Side of a Globalized World

Omnifactual and omnibiased, satirical and sentimental, simple and passionate. Wanderers describes the world from where they stand. Trying to remind everyone that all news comes from someone. Why not just admit it?

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Some buddies of mine and I are starting this new project, called the Unsettled. It's kicking off little by little, but hopefully, in the coming weeks and months, it will be in full swing.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

new blog

Thursday, May 04, 2006

The etymology/hermeneutics of "Decider"

Just thought we'd give a little background on what many people are saying is a word coined by ole' G. W. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word decider was actually used for the first time in 1592 by W. Wyrley in Armorie 23: "The Scriptures of God, the decider of all contreuersies" (No typo, this is before grammar rules clearly defined the difference between u and v). The most recent of the measely three historical citations noted is Wilberforce's 1862 use of the word in the phrase: "The...danger of having...the Irish bishops made the actual deciders of our doctrine."

So, in poor George's defense, the word exists. The definition is "one who or that decides (a contreversy, question, etc.)." The root is obviously from the root "Decide" which comes from the Latin dcdre, meaning to "cut off, to cut the knot, decide, determine."

Monday, April 24, 2006

Vive la France, and Blogger....

Thanks to impeccable service of Neuf Telcom, the internet company that take three weeks to set up reliable internet service, and to the spam protection of Blogger that erased The Bow and Grimace fearing it was spam (we wish we received spam as thought-provoking and engaging as The B&G!), we have been on forced hiatus. We missed out on the whole French CPE debate!

We will be back as soon as possible with more on the wonderful world of…..whatever it is we’re getting at here.

Friday, March 03, 2006

These infidels eat their damnation for breakfast, and other ruminations on the French economy.

Anyone who has been to Paris and had the chance to be whisked hither and thither on the luxurious Paris metro -- it's bouquet, a mix of fresh urine and machine fumes -- has also noticed the adds (like the one to the right) pasted partout. You also know that any publicité within reach is either torn down or written upon, saying things about how advertisements steal your soul and objectify women or about how capitalisme anglo-saxon would destroy la Republique (along with various slurs directed at ole Sarko).

If there is one thing that French people seem to agree on, it's that (American) capitalism -- which is synonymous with greed, abuse, sweatshops, child-labor, closed factories, loss of jobs, desperation, McDonald's, and Britney Spears -- is not for them. That's fine. We at the B&G even have our serious misgivings about certain business practices around the world, but we place the blame squarely on the people who buy the products (French included).

We should pause for a moment and mention that we aren't expressing a sort of blanket disdain for everything French. We love France (more the smaller cities than Paris), and we love the culture. The French idea of working to be able to live comfortably, rather than working to get rich, is admirable. We think that's the way it should be.

However, we also think, to some extent, that the French need to face reality. You can't fight globalization when the world is already globalized. This, of course, is a reference to the government's recent moves to block "hostile" takeovers of French companies like Danone, Arcelor, and Suez. We've mentioned this before, the French idea of "patriotisme économique," and there was a wonderful article recently in the Washington Post warning Americans from falling into the same trap with the Dubai ports deal:

But what's really embarrassing about Cargogate is that it shows Americans acting just like the French.

I'm talking, of course about "economic patriotism," the charming phrase coined by France's poetic prime minister, Dominique de Villepin, for what is nothing more than pig-headed protectionism.

Under the banner of economic patriotism, de Villepin rescued Danone, maker of healthy yogurt and bottler of pure waters of Evian, from the clutches of PepsiCo, a purveyor of American junk food.

He recently designated 11 sectors of the French economy, including casinos, that are so sensitive that, heretofore, they will never be allowed to fall into the hands of the Dutch, the Germans or, heaven forbid, the Brits.

His government has made clear that it will never allow Mittal Steel -- a "non-European" company registered in Rotterdam and run out of London by an Indian native, with operations spread across four continents -- to go forward with its hostile takeover of its Paris-based rival, Arcelor.

And last weekend, de Villepin personally arranged the shotgun wedding of Gaz de France, the state-controlled gas supplier, and Suez, the French water and power supplier, to thwart a bid for Suez by Enel, a rich and attractive Italian suitor. So obvious was the patriotic intent that the boards of the two companies approved the deal on Saturday even before the price had been worked out.

Here's the hypocritical part:

What's so galling about all this is that, when it comes to cross-border mergers and acquisitions, French firms have been among the most aggressive, reflecting the widespread view among their executives that they can make better return on their investment in countries with lower taxes, more flexible labor laws and less government involvement in the economy. As the Economist magazine points out this week, only 43 percent of the jobs at companies on France's CAC -- the nation's index of publicly traded blue chips -- are actually in France.

This is a lesson for Americans and French alike about globalization. Companies, essentially, are no longer based in any country. Just look at the "Dubai" company, their cheif operating officer is AMERICAN Ted Bilkey. One could just as easily use the example of Mittal Steel mentioned above, as well as a hundred others.

The risk of not understand this is simple:

It is unclear whether the European Union has the power, or the will, to challenge the resurgence of economic nationalism that now threatens economic integration. But, in any case, it is hardly a model for the United States to follow -- whether under the guise of protecting the country against terrorists or protecting American companies and American jobs.

Instead, the future of the U.S. economy lies with tapping into rapidly growing economies of Asia and parts of Latin America, where there is acceptance, if not excitement, around the process of globalization, and deeper relationships with Britain, Canada, Australia and South Africa, which already embrace market capitalism. President Bush's trip to India this week is a milestone in that shift of economic focus and opportunity. Getting past Cargogate would certainly be another.

But, that's not the end of it, Frenchies. The recent protests from students all around France against the CPE (Contrat première embauche, roughly "First Job Contract") which, from what we understand, makes it easier to fire new employees. Anyone coming from an "Anglo-saxon" background may find it hard to believe how hard it is to get fired in France, but thereafter they wouldn't be shocked to find out how the quality of work and the money wasted on non-work are worsened as a result. According to the World Bank's Doing Business in 2004:

Excessive regulation is associated with higher unemployment,30 especially for youths and women (figure 3.6). Cross-country analyses suggest that if France were to make its labor regulations as flexible as those in the United States, the employment rate might increase by up to 1.6 percentage points.

Not bad when your unemployment -- especially of youths, the one's protesting -- just increased again this month, ending a steady decline.

The French economic approach just seems completely backwards and juvenile to us. Then again, we're not economists. It just seems that every move made is either counterproductive or blind (like trying to defy globalization).

To close, we'd like to point out something that seems to be a pretty clear indicator of what happens when a country's population don't have much incentive to exceed expectations. We read it in Le Monde (our translation):

France's biggest economic powerhouses never change. The 25 biggest French companies have been around since before 1960, while one can say the same for only six in the US. France has no Microsoft, Google, Amazon.

Is the point made?

We're not against the 35 hour work-week, nor do we think five weeks vacation is bad. We just think that when the people are working, they need to have incentives (both punishments and rewards) to be effective. If not, you have a sluggish work force with no real drive to innovate.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Two Degrees of Seperation: Bush and Bin Laden

A former spokesman for the Taliban, Rahmatullah Hashemi, has enrolled as a student at America’s prestigious Yale University where he has taken a class on terrorism, The New York Times Magazine reported on Sunday.

The ex-Taliban spin doctor and “roving ambassador”, who has spent time in the presence of Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, is now a Yale freshman improving his English through a special non-degree programme.

Hashemi, who once publicly defended the Taliban, told the magazine, however, that he started having serious doubts about its harsh moral codes as early as 1998 when women were being lashed with leather strips and executions were occurring in Kabul’s football stadium....

Saturday, February 25, 2006

ports, liars, and hacks

Again, Crooksandliars, Onegoodmove, why aren't you showing any of this? If it's just because you've already jumped the gun and shown that you're just generally against anything that Bush does, because he does it, then you've shown that your hacks.

Sorry. We read your sites every day, and we appreciate what you do, but you're doing no service to your country or to the world if you proceed like this.

So, do you care more about Bush being out of office or about doing what's in the best interests of the world? If it's the latter, you should be ready and willing to support the president in what he does right. If that's not the case, "wingnuts" are never going to try to reach out to the left because they'll start with the assumption that the left will automatically be against them on principle.

True, the United Arab Emirates - where Dubai stands out as a modern city-state on par with Singapore and Monaco - was home to the man, Marwan al Shehhi, who piloted United Airlines Flight 175 into the second World Trade Center tower. But our key frontline ally in fighting terror today, Pakistan, was home to a lot worse. True, bad banking went on in the UAE, some of which funneled money to the 9/11 hijackers, but money laundering is not unique to Arab countries. True, Dubai was the distribution hub of rogue Pakistani scientist A.Q. Khan's nuclear black market. But truer still is the cooperation Dubai's intelligence officials gave the US in helping unravel Dr. Khan's network.

...Dubai's business environment is the Middle East's only meritocracy. Young men and women compete openly with ideas and ambitions to make their nation a model example for Muslim societies besieged by high unemployment, low literacy rates, bad trade policies, and authoritarian political structures. They run businesses transparently, with integrity and with an increasingly democratic and accountable corporate culture.

...It is hypocritical for America to want democracy in the Middle East, to champion capitalism as the best economic framework while pushing for reform, transparency, and anticorruption practices in its businesses, and then turn protectionist when a Dubai-owned company turns up on our shores having played the capitalist takeover game responsibly and transparently.

About Me

I met a beautiful, intelligent Taiwanese girl named Fanfan when I was studying in Angers, France in 2004. That summer, I went back to the US to finish my last year of college, and she moved to Paris. Things blossomed, and a year later I moved to Paris to be with her. I studied philosophy, and she studied cultural mediation. After a year had passed and all of our money had run out, we moved to Taiwan. Fanfan worked as writer, teacher and French-Chinese translator. I taught English, worked as a freelance journalist and studied Mandarin. On the side, I study Chinese and Taiwanese history on my own, which is why I maintain this site, because the interaction it provides gives me a better understanding of these subjects as a whole. To be clear, I am not a professional, and I welcome comments and criticisms
....Oh, and I know I'm not the ONLY redhead in Taiwan, and I know that's a stupid name for a blog. This was meant to be a way for my family and friends to keep up with what I was doing, but it became much more....In the summer of 2009, we'll be moving to D.C., as I'll beginning a Master's in International Relations.