While the list is interesting to read, it’s lacking in entertainment value — perhaps because the $185,000 fee to apply for consideration, which you pay even if your application is rejected, is prohibitive of amusement.

So with some help from Wired colleagues and Twitter friends, I’ve compiled a list of domain names that should exist, but never will. Most wouldn’t pass muster for technical or policy reasons. But since this is a wish list, I’ll propose them anyway, in the hope that a vast army of .keyboardcommandos can manifest them.

.sandwich – Because anything is better when it’s followed with a sandwich (Sjöberg)

Got your own idea but not $185,000? Drop it in the comment section or share it on Twitter using the #fakegTLD hashtag. I came up with that myself, and unlike those new domain name owners, I won’t charge you to use it.

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