Every now and then a new app comes out that makes me wish I owned an iPhone and right now, Comedy Central's new Head-In-A-Jar app has me really feeling that way. You can not only create a personalized head of yourself, you can make one of all of your friends and coworkers to set up your own head museum.

Sounds like fun when you're bored, or good enough for avatars. But what the hey is up with it only being sold in the US AppStore??!? Ts ts … I taught you how to eat a guy's spine, dawg, and this is how you do me? That's cold, playa …