Old School Raw! A night where nostalgia reigns supreme (not so much unlike at least 6-10 other Raws per year since 2007)! Check back at 8 PM EST for live 3 hour coverage, and tweet your thoughts to Justin, and maybe (just maybe) he’ll post it within this column. He’ll make ya (marginally) famous! And just for fun, Continue Reading...

So the hot rumor going around is that we’re going to get a General Manager on this here progrem, which is something that this show should decidedly should NOT have for two reasons: 1) the whole GM thing is completely played out (has there ever been one better than Vince in his initial run?) and 2) the great thing Continue Reading...

Tweet along with Justin Henry and he’ll post your wittiest comments within! 7:34: Hoping the Glenn Beck crap is relegated to the dark match. We won’t be so lucky. Our luck is so bad, we’re envying anyone that’s ever died in a John Carl Beuchler movie, particularly the poor souls in the Hatchet series. 8:01: WWE at least has the Continue Reading...

With the last few weeks of this show not being the fun gooffest it once was, I pondered going back into the archives and reviewing an older show. That was until the narrator told me that this week was going to be, and I quote, “exhilarating.” EXHILARATING! Let’s find out if that’s a fact, or just another total line Continue Reading...

Join us at 8 PM EST for live Raw coverage. Tweet your best commentaries to Justin and he’ll add the best ones to the live scribblings. 8:02: With little time to mourn over a loss three men he promised to obliterate last night, Cena’s here to talk about his title match at WrestleMania. Cena: “One title match is Jack Continue Reading...

“Good morning WWE Universe! We have a sick show for you today!” How appropriate; I feel like someone has taken a battering ram to my lower intestines. Will I be able to rough out another SMS Report? As I am fond of saying…ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!! Our opening contest this week gives us two of SMS’s seemingly Continue Reading...

7:29: The Rhodes Scholars have reunited for their fourth match, a relative limited engagement since their split happened all the way 2 weeks ago. In WWE, they’re nostalgic for concepts like “the immediate past.” Must be why they have so many replay packages during Raw. THE FUTURE IS SCARY AND MUST BE NAVIGATED CLINGING TO RAILINGS. 7:36: Tonight’s theme, “Crazy Ones” Continue Reading...

Let’s try and keep the chatter going on the WrestleCrap FB group (522 followers and counting, double AWA’s TV audience in 1990!) by clicking here and interjecting the witty comments on the proceedings. Much like RD’s Saturday Morning Slam reviews, the best ones will be inserted within this running journal! Check back at 8 PM EST for live coverage of Continue Reading...

Ok, it’s February 9 so the big question I had going into this week was whether we’d get our Valentine’s Day chicanery this week or next. SPOILER ALERT: It will be next week. At least I sure hope so. If this show has taught me anything, it’s that WWE G-rated holiday celebrations absolutely rock. With that out of the way, Continue Reading...

The WWE Champion isn’t present tonight, but there’ll be plenty of squashes. In other words, it’s a televised 1989 house show. And just to throw a quick plug out there, also give a follow to WrestleChat for all the wrestling news you need before anyone else breaks it, and with no BS speculation. WrestleChat is the ONLY wrestling site you Continue Reading...

Good morning, WrestleCrap Universe! Welcome to another exciting, mind-blowing edition of Saturday Morning Slam! Now mind you, I don’t quite believe that, but reciting the SMS Narrator’s opening is an easy way to start the column, so that’s what you get. Oh, and he said “WWE”, not “WrestleCrap”. I’ll expect more from him next week. Our opening contest Continue Reading...

Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...

Before I get started with the SMS report this week, I’d just like to mention how delighted I am that I’ve gotten several emails and Facebook messages from folks who not only enjoy my weekly recaps, but better yet, who are now going to start watching this show every week just to witness the lunacy. It’s this type of Continue Reading...

8:00: The annual MLK acknowledgement plays, although I notice Vince no longer dubs over the tribute. Geez, the election left some people bitter. 8:02: Heyman and Vickie are here to make sure the crowd is nice and agitated for when Punk comes out, in their continuing goal to ensure the fans can’t cheer for who they like. If Vince ran Continue Reading...

Oh yeah, time for my favorite 30 minutes of the week (that have anything at all to do with wrestling): SATURDAY MORNING SLAM! As I recall, last week was an acceptable show, but it was lacking a bit in the goofball department which I’ve come to expect from this show. Here’s hoping that we get some of that this week. Immediately Continue Reading...

-Live from Houston, TX Big Show Confronts Alberto Del Rio Show first interrupts Vince to complain about the events of Smackdown, and this leads to ADR and Ricardo coming out. Del Rio offers him a rematch tonight, but Show declines, since he’s ‘not ready’. Ricardo gets all cutesy and throws a bucket of Mexican flag confetti on Show, and Continue Reading...

Tonight’s the 20th anniversary celebration of WWE Monday Night Raw and, wow, what a coincidence: it’s also the first ever night of live Raw coverage by the staff at WrestleCrap.com! Join in all the festivities as the gang at WrestleCrap offers their real-time take on the proceedings, in one of two places (or both, you multi-tasker): * Follow Justin Continue Reading...

TNA Genesis (1/13/13, Orlando, FL) 1. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero def. Matt Morgan/Joey Ryan to retain the TNA World Tag Team Titles (Guerrero pinned Ryan following powerbomb/Frog Splash combo) Weird to see Hernandez play the face-in-peril, but it was a good formula match. Ending was a botch, as Hernandez nearly broke Ryan’s neck with a scary-looking powerbomb. The Latin contingent needs some Continue Reading...

Before you read this selection of what I termed the 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History, I’d like to remind all of you that this is merely a light-hearted piece, in spite of my harshness toward certain individuals. If I offend you by criticizing a wrestler or personality that you like, let it go. It’s all for entertainment Continue Reading...

Ah, what better way to spend my birthday than with SATURDAY MORNING SLAM! Yeah, this is how me, RD Jr., and all my Facebook friends spend 30 minutes each week, even if it is a special occasion where we should be doing something, really ANYTHING, else. But hey, let’s see what kinda present Vince McMahon is sending me this Continue Reading...

It may shock some of you to know that I, RD Reynolds, have never written recurring wrestling show reports in my life. I mean, sure, I’ve inducted several shows before on the site, but not once have I filed weekly recaps or anything like that. But that’s all changing now, courtesy of the show that has helped me rekindle my Continue Reading...