I got a rubber-band motor hummin on a beach ready for funQuit spinnin and webbin come out play in the sunEight thimble-sized cylinders be as smooth as you pleaseSpider's bad-ass fat old abdomen stuck in the buggy seat

GeekDragon:Why not? He sold it for $35,000, the insurance company cut him a check for $53,000.

He just failed to cover his tracks, and missed the window of opportunity to make himself scarce.

Now he'll have the opportunity to make himself scarce at prison showers. Only because someone might be coming up behind him inserting their dipstick to check his oil without the lube job. Or repeatedly parking their car in his rear. Or...

Also, I was about to feel bad for the "new" owner of the sandrail, until I read the part about accepting a boat from the original owner to settle things. Sorry, but if I think a car is shady and in order to pacify me, you offer a boat, at that point I know something is up.

eyeq360:GeekDragon: Why not? He sold it for $35,000, the insurance company cut him a check for $53,000.

He just failed to cover his tracks, and missed the window of opportunity to make himself scarce.

Now he'll have the opportunity to make himself scarce at prison showers. Only because someone might be coming up behind him inserting their dipstick to check his oil without the lube job. Or repeatedly parking their car in his rear. Or...

wyltoknow:eyeq360: GeekDragon: Why not? He sold it for $35,000, the insurance company cut him a check for $53,000.

He just failed to cover his tracks, and missed the window of opportunity to make himself scarce.

Now he'll have the opportunity to make himself scarce at prison showers. Only because someone might be coming up behind him inserting their dipstick to check his oil without the lube job. Or repeatedly parking their car in his rear. Or...

Haha its funny because its rape.

PMITA prison jokes are considered highbrow humor around here, especially if you refer to the act with bad puns.

eyeq360:GeekDragon: Why not? He sold it for $35,000, the insurance company cut him a check for $53,000.

He just failed to cover his tracks, and missed the window of opportunity to make himself scarce.

Now he'll have the opportunity to make himself scarce at prison showers. Only because someone might be coming up behind him inserting their dipstick to check his oil without the lube job. Or repeatedly parking their car in his rear. Or...

Pangit:Also, I was about to feel bad for the "new" owner of the sandrail, until I read the part about accepting a boat from the original owner to settle things. Sorry, but if I think a car is shady and in order to pacify me, you offer a boat, at that point I know something is up.

They're both tools.

The new 'owner' STILL bought it after he thought it was shady? Probably hoping to flip it himself after the other guy gets caught.

Pangit:Also, I was about to feel bad for the "new" owner of the sandrail, until I read the part about accepting a boat from the original owner to settle things. Sorry, but if I think a car is shady and in order to pacify me, you offer a boat, at that point I know something is up.

They're both tools.

Seriously why didn't the new buyer go right to the police so he could get his money back and be safe from any upcoming fines/charges.