The Angels beat the Mariners yesterday, 6-5, in walk-off fashion. But the real story was centered around Fernando Rodney’s infamous arrow celebration blowing up right in his face. I personally think that Rodney’s celebration is one of the most annoying things in baseball. It shows up the other team, it’s selfish, and most importantly, it’s such a dumb fucking thing to do. Rip your jersey off like Hulk Hogan, do cartwheels from the mound to the plate, or really get the people riled up with some provocative dance moves.

Anything is better than your stale ass archery routine. But if you insist on doing your best Robin Hood impression, you have to wait till the game is actually over to perform it. You reach into your imaginary quiver before that 27th out, and you are just asking to suffer the wrath of heavy return fire. Take cover, dickhead.