Say What?"All I want to do now is f--- the girls I've already f---ed, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I'd be interested in them." -- John Mayer, who also says he regrets breaking up with Jennifer Aniston, in the latest Rolling Stone.

If Scott Baio and Jon Cryer are receiving death threats, then somebody had better double the guards on Jimmy Osmond and Anthony Michael Hall.

Only 1,000 albums, Heidi? Sometimes that groundswell of social media doesn't work so much in your favor. Less is more and all that.

George Clooney and Madonna should just have a child together. Their little boy would will work out way too much and sing badly with his head down and eyes up. (Then again, the DNA from that Clash of Egos might be too much for one person to handle. Let me get back to you on this idea.)

John Mayer, of course you have to go back to the old girlfriends. Everyone else figured you out and won't touch you with a ten foot pole. Well, Courtney Love might when she gets done with Keith Richards' liver.

Please, Polanski victim, stop it. We know that you've had enough of the media circus, and we know that you are being pressured by all of Polanski's entourage,and we are very sympathetic to your current situation,

but please think of the other 13-year-olds girls who are raped. Polanski deserves real punishment - not just for his rape of you, but also for running away from the court.

"A lineup of top Canadian talent has signed up to take part Friday in this country's multi-network TV benefit for Haiti, including Celine Dion, James Cameron, Michael J. Fox and the Tragically Hip. / CBC, CTV and Global Television will air "Canada for Haiti" at 7 p.m. ET and PT, and it will also be streamed online at the networks' websites and broadcast on CBC Radio Two." / Dozens of A-list Canadian names have been announced as supporters of the show, which was quickly organized by staff from competing networks. The commercial-free program will be hosted by Global's Cheryl Hickey, CTV's Ben Mulroney and CBC's George Stroumboulopoulos. / Film stars who will appear include Jason Reitman, Ryan Reynolds, William Shatner, Rachelle Lefevre, Joshua Jackson, Eugene Levy, Norman Jewison, Tom Jackson and Will Arnett. / TV personalities Brent Butt, Hugh Dillon, Mike Holmes, Rick Mercer, Alex Trebek, Sandra Oh and Pamela Anderson are on board. / Musicians Justin Bieber, Nelly Furtado, Sarah McLachlan, Barenaked Ladies, Simple Plan, David Foster, Chantal Kreviazuk, Raine Maida and Measha Brueggergosman have signed on. / K'naan and the Tragically Hip will perform..."