Friday, 13 March 2009

1. Changes in my pants.2. Fingers in the Factories in my pants.3. On My Own in my pants (which I'm quite relieved about).4. Lost On the Stoop in my pants (possibly suffering from Alzheimers? And almost certainly about to be arrested).5. Middle Eastern Holiday in my pants.6. Brockagh Braes in my pants. (Time for a waxing?)7. In the Crossfire in my pants.8. Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends in my pants.9. Virgin State of Mind in my pants. (Waaahahaha!! Funny cos it's true).10. Moons and Horror Shows in my pants. (Again, astonishingly accurate. At least I have the decency to keep my moon covered, though.)