For someone who has been whining about wanting to get her divorce over with, you would think that Kim Kardashian would, you know, stop fighting it and just concede. But then who would she and her family slam constantly in the media if it weren't for Kris Humphries?

The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami star has been pressing her estranged husband to finalize divorce so both can go about their lives. Kim's latest reason for wanting to end her marriage quickly: it's harming her pregnancy.

Kim is claiming divorce is too stressful for her unborn baby. Her doctor, borrowing a tactic from Lindsey Lohan, is allegedly saying the reality star who is jet-setting all over the world as Kanye West's baby mama can't handle the stress of being exposed as a fraud in the media litigation and was having "severe pains" the other night as a result. Maybe that was indigestion from all the McDonald's she's been eating… check her Twitter!

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TMZ claims that hours after meeting with her lawyer on Tuesday, Kim's pains returned. Well isn't that conveinent! Kim is now worried that her baby may be at risk.

Unfortunately Kris is willing to wait instead of rushing a settlement. He thinks all the more time to gather evidence against the Kardashian dynasty, the better! Kim's unplanned pregnancy; not his problem says his lawyer!

"What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial," he reprimands.

Kris, through his lawyer, believes this is just another Kardashian tactic to try and distract from the matter at hand. "Indeed, why would [Kim] plan to get pregnant in the midst of divorce proceedings?" Good question, Mr. Waller!

Kim has claimed the pregnancy was an act of God, as she never anticipated the timing to be so conflicting. "This was just meant to be," she insisted in a recent statement, also saying she would "love" to be divorced. Apparently Kim has no idea how unprotected sex without birth control works anymore than she understands how marriage works!

As for Kim's previous alleged concerns that Kris may try to claim he is the father since they were legally married when she became knocked up, Mr. Waller says Kris has absolutely no intention of that and he will sign a waver with the court. He also denounced that as another Kardashian ploy. Foiled again Kris Jenner!

Kris plans to be present for Kim's scheduled deposition which is to take place in May or June, when coincidentally Kim will be reaching the end of her pregnancy. How many people think she's going to suddenly go into labor on the very day of trial?

This entire season of KKTM has been set up as a staging for Kim's so-called shocking and surprising pregnancy. The first two episodes focused on her alleged fertility problems and concern that she would never, ever conceive. Now suddenly she is carrying Kanye's child.

Kim insists it is serendipitous, but like all things Kardashian that just doesn't ring true. These people stage and manipulate every aspect of their lives so it seems only natural this this too would be a planned event to make Kim look like the victim, yet again.

And finally, the Kurse of Kim has struck again. After Kris H took up with Our Lady of the Sex Tape, his popularity took a nosedive. Well Kanye too is suffering the same fate according to a new poll!

According to a poll conducted by E, no less, Kanye's celeb-rating has dropped 10 points in the months since taking up with and knocking up Kimmie Kakes.

RumorFix confirmed the data with E, who concedes, yes – Kanye is less popular now. But no so much as what happened to Kris. During the time he was appearing on Kourtney & Kim Take New York last season his popularity fell by 13 points. Luckily basketball and Kim and Ko.'s nasty behavior in filing for divorce a mere 72 days after they tied the knot redeemed things.

As for Kim, her popularity has been in the pooper ever since! Told 'ya Kardashians are toxic.

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TELL US – IS KIM CLAIMING STRESS AS YET ANOTHER EXCUSE? WILL THE DIVORCE TRIAL BE POSTPONED? ARE YOU SURPRISED KANYE'S POPULARITY IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF KIM?