Except, we're girls. We can get away with that anywhere. Seriously, what I get up to at my desk is between me and the center seam of my jeans. If your wank ritual involves actual external exposure then DUDE, keep it to the bathroom.. or the teacher's lounge. ;)

ST says "He seemed pretty shaken. Then again, so was I." Well I should ASSUME SO! I can just see him walking down the hall going "Lovely day.. sun is out.. nothing much to do.. just kinda--- What the HELL!?!"