His relationship and subsequent marriage to sweetheart Mel Slade was handled with sugar-coated sweetness.

For Shaw, his debut in the front section of a national kiss-and-tell red top has been far less saccharine.

For the Saints 18-year-old wonderkid, yesterday’s front page splash concerning his connection to Playboy pin-up Carla Howe marked his passage into the heady world of English football versus the British tabloids.

For anyone who has some understanding of how such papers work, The Sun on Sunday’s exclusive splash was all very predictable and regular fare. Shaw was caught texting – ‘sexting’ is the tabloid term – to the beautiful Carla, sending her selfies – one of him in an England shirt and another shirtless showing off his six pack.

But it wasn’t the fact he had been involved in communicating with the 23-year-old – who lives with her twin sister at the Playboy Mansion in California – but the fact he had supposedly then asked her to consider letting him have sex with the both of them – ‘a threesome’ – that enabled the paper to push the story to the front page.

‘England ace Luke begged me for threesome’ screamed the paper, complete with requisite photograph of Miss Howe – top unzipped just far enough to reveal her ample cleavage – and the selfie of Shaw wearing those Three Lions.

Inside the story took up most of pages four and five, where a “shocked” Carla explained she had been disgusted by the player’s request to bed both her and her sister together.

“I thought he wanted to start a relationship with me,” Carla told the paper, as she posed in red bra, stockings and suspenders for the feature. Elsewhere on the page she and “stunning” twin Melissa are photographed with Playboy owner Hugh Hefner.

Not that readers would have needed to be reminded too much regarding the identity of Miss Howe, as she has appeared in their columns with previous reports of her relationships with Man United’s Patrice Evra, pop star will.i.am and rapper Snoop Dogg.

Sister Melissa has also appeared in the red top for her fling with, and here’s an irony that wasn’t lost on the paper, Ashley Cole, who Shaw has replaced in the England squad.

At least Carla had some words of comfort for the Southampton star, whose reputation she has now dragged through the gutter press, by adding that: “You can tell Luke isn’t like Ashley.....he deserves to be in the England team more.”

No doubt England manager Roy Hodgson will be grateful for her endorsement of his choice which has come in for some criticism.

Apart from pointing out that Shaw hardly “begged” or “pleaded” for sex as the report maintained – anyone reading the texts between the two can see they seemed more like harmless banter – the biggest question here is not how an 18-year-old rising football star with a £30m price tag managed to find himself in communication with a voluptuous Playboy model – duh! – but whether anyone around him had warned that such actions were likely to end in yesterday’s predictable coverage?

The paper itself made much of the fact the England squad is warned it must not bring the team into disrepute and avoid engaging in, well just about anything that might end up looking bad back home.

If sending half naked photos of yourself to a Playboy model and mentioning sex acts was not actually on the taboo list, then certainly something similar would have been.

What then went wrong? Were the riot acts never read? Did Shaw, his head heady with his first England cap, not bother to read the small print or think such rules were just box-ticking?

Whatever the case, wiser heads should have prevailed on him, and fellow starlets in Brazil, that dangers lurk everywhere in winning smiles and heaving bosoms.

Those wiser heads would also have realised that there was a risk, a pretty large risk, that starting a communication, albeit long distance, with a beauty already well known to the red top tabloids was likely to end the way it did. But wise heads in football are hard to find, as the long list of kiss-and-tell ‘victims’ that have paraded through the columns of the British media can testify to.

For Shaw the timing was also unfortunate. The paper just might have held on to the story until the team had returned from Brazil if they had fought on and done well.

If he had returned a hero then it could have thought twice about raining on his parade. England’s quick exit from the tournament left the field open for Miss Howe to score a winner.

We do not know if Shaw will face any disciplinary action from the FA.

Probably not, just a sharp few words and lessons learnt. No doubt the lad is embarrassed, in part because his mum might have read the paper, and no 18-yearold ever wants those kind of texts to be read by their mother.

Certainly lessons will have been learnt, and perhaps Miss Carla will have done Shaw a favour. If he can get this much publicity from a few errant texts, then he knows what the future holds should he fail to be careful in his choice of companions.

No one from Shaw’s camp yesterday was prepared to comment on the articles, leaving the final word then to the lovely Carla herself: “He’s just like any other footballer.”

Comments

SHOCKING! - Luke, you need me to deal with these situations for you, as much as the work would abhor me, I feel I should go in there first in future - to avert any potential stings.

SHOCKING! - Luke, you need me to deal with these situations for you, as much as the work would abhor me, I feel I should go in there first in future - to avert any potential stings.Crispinmumbles

SHOCKING! - Luke, you need me to deal with these situations for you, as much as the work would abhor me, I feel I should go in there first in future - to avert any potential stings.

Score: 4

Churchill Saint
7:35pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Confucious wrote…

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.

Better boiled than fertilised

[quote][p][bold]Confucious[/bold] wrote:
I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.[/p][/quote]Better boiled than fertilisedChurchill Saint

Confucious wrote…

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.

Better boiled than fertilised

Score: 7

Jan28th1984
12:26am Tue 24 Jun 14

Get in.

Get in.Jan28th1984

Get in.

Score: 2

Seedhouse the Unrepentant
8:36pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Can't blame the lad, Roy hadn't picked him so a right good go on those two **** would cheer anyone up!

Can't blame the lad, Roy hadn't picked him so a right good go on those two **** would cheer anyone up!Seedhouse the Unrepentant

Can't blame the lad, Roy hadn't picked him so a right good go on those two **** would cheer anyone up!

Score: 3

magnette
2:33pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Cavorting with models, playing for England in Brazil, Mega transfer to Man U, 100k a week -----where did it all go wrong!

Cavorting with models, playing for England in Brazil, Mega transfer to Man U, 100k a week -----where did it all go wrong!magnette

Cavorting with models, playing for England in Brazil, Mega transfer to Man U, 100k a week -----where did it all go wrong!

Score: 33

OSPREYSAINT
2:03pm Mon 23 Jun 14

The Sun is not even fit for wiping ones backside these days.

The Sun is not even fit for wiping ones backside these days.OSPREYSAINT

The Sun is not even fit for wiping ones backside these days.

Score: 33

yellowcard
2:24pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Can't say i blame the lad

Can't say i blame the ladyellowcard

Can't say i blame the lad

Score: 35

Block 42
2:25pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Hats off to shaw if he gets a threesome with them..at last a positive story..you gots to give him credit for the effort right

Hats off to shaw if he gets a threesome with them..at last a positive story..you gots to give him credit for the effort rightBlock 42

Hats off to shaw if he gets a threesome with them..at last a positive story..you gots to give him credit for the effort right

Score: 34

Positively4thStreet
2:27pm Mon 23 Jun 14

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?Positively4thStreet

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

Score: 6

Home Rule for England
5:32pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.Home Rule for England

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Score: 6

The Rise of The Foot Soldier.
3:28pm Mon 23 Jun 14

MESSAGE TO LUKE SHAW.

WAKE UP and Smell the Coffee ....

Continue to IMPROVE AND DEVELOP your Football with THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON. COYR

MESSAGE TO LUKE SHAW.
WAKE UP and Smell the Coffee ....
Continue to IMPROVE AND DEVELOP your Football with THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON. COYRThe Rise of The Foot Soldier.

MESSAGE TO LUKE SHAW.

WAKE UP and Smell the Coffee ....

Continue to IMPROVE AND DEVELOP your Football with THE MIGHTY SOUTHAMPTON. COYR

Score: 8

SaintJD
2:43pm Mon 23 Jun 14

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

The Sun is not even fit for wiping ones backside these days.

What do you mean 'these days'? Are we to assume you've not been adverse to a bit of tabloid toilet paper in the past Osprey?

And, indeed, is it better to wipe one's bum with a broadsheet than a red top (newspaper rather than t-shirt)? Hard to say.

The Sun has never been good enough for my trips to the lavatory anyway.

[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
The Sun is not even fit for wiping ones backside these days.[/p][/quote]What do you mean 'these days'? Are we to assume you've not been adverse to a bit of tabloid toilet paper in the past Osprey?
And, indeed, is it better to wipe one's bum with a broadsheet than a red top (newspaper rather than t-shirt)? Hard to say.
The Sun has never been good enough for my trips to the lavatory anyway.SaintJD

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

The Sun is not even fit for wiping ones backside these days.

What do you mean 'these days'? Are we to assume you've not been adverse to a bit of tabloid toilet paper in the past Osprey?

And, indeed, is it better to wipe one's bum with a broadsheet than a red top (newspaper rather than t-shirt)? Hard to say.

The Sun has never been good enough for my trips to the lavatory anyway.

Score: 9

SaintJD
2:49pm Mon 23 Jun 14

On another point, I do think it's been a real shame to see our players kind of lose their innocence this World Cup, not just because Saints will suffer, but for their own future careers.

Sadly I can see Luke becoming just another arrogant player at a big club and, if he carries on being distracted, another Wayne Bridge or Scott Sinclair (perfectly happy sitting on the bench if he gets a celebrity girlfriend and parties in Vegas with his famous mates).

If that's what makes him happy, fine, but I don't want to see his talent wasted through youthful arrogance. Bentley/Morrison, there are loads of them - thought they'd made it, forgot to work hard, didn't have the dedication to turn it around because of the distractions.

Could be wrong, but I also think Adam lost his nailed-on starting spot at this World Cup because he got distracted looking for his next big career move. Having looked so refreshing in his first few appearances for England he seemed to lose that enthusiasm to the extent that he's now not looking out of place among the 'comfortable' England players.

I do really hope that the two of them perform well tomorrow - just a shame that Adam in particular never really got a fair chance to light up this World Cup for England and do us proud.

What's slightly annoying is that, while everyone harps on about these young players everyone seems to forget that Adam is actually in his prime!

He probably won't be in better shape to make an impact at this level. It's a shame.

On another point, I do think it's been a real shame to see our players kind of lose their innocence this World Cup, not just because Saints will suffer, but for their own future careers.
Sadly I can see Luke becoming just another arrogant player at a big club and, if he carries on being distracted, another Wayne Bridge or Scott Sinclair (perfectly happy sitting on the bench if he gets a celebrity girlfriend and parties in Vegas with his famous mates).
If that's what makes him happy, fine, but I don't want to see his talent wasted through youthful arrogance. Bentley/Morrison, there are loads of them - thought they'd made it, forgot to work hard, didn't have the dedication to turn it around because of the distractions.
Could be wrong, but I also think Adam lost his nailed-on starting spot at this World Cup because he got distracted looking for his next big career move. Having looked so refreshing in his first few appearances for England he seemed to lose that enthusiasm to the extent that he's now not looking out of place among the 'comfortable' England players.
I do really hope that the two of them perform well tomorrow - just a shame that Adam in particular never really got a fair chance to light up this World Cup for England and do us proud.
What's slightly annoying is that, while everyone harps on about these young players everyone seems to forget that Adam is actually in his prime!
He probably won't be in better shape to make an impact at this level. It's a shame.SaintJD

On another point, I do think it's been a real shame to see our players kind of lose their innocence this World Cup, not just because Saints will suffer, but for their own future careers.

Sadly I can see Luke becoming just another arrogant player at a big club and, if he carries on being distracted, another Wayne Bridge or Scott Sinclair (perfectly happy sitting on the bench if he gets a celebrity girlfriend and parties in Vegas with his famous mates).

If that's what makes him happy, fine, but I don't want to see his talent wasted through youthful arrogance. Bentley/Morrison, there are loads of them - thought they'd made it, forgot to work hard, didn't have the dedication to turn it around because of the distractions.

Could be wrong, but I also think Adam lost his nailed-on starting spot at this World Cup because he got distracted looking for his next big career move. Having looked so refreshing in his first few appearances for England he seemed to lose that enthusiasm to the extent that he's now not looking out of place among the 'comfortable' England players.

I do really hope that the two of them perform well tomorrow - just a shame that Adam in particular never really got a fair chance to light up this World Cup for England and do us proud.

What's slightly annoying is that, while everyone harps on about these young players everyone seems to forget that Adam is actually in his prime!

He probably won't be in better shape to make an impact at this level. It's a shame.

Score: 25

Saintlee72
2:54pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)Saintlee72

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)

Score: 27

SaintJD
3:16pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Saintlee72 wrote…

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)

Eeeer, yeah, I think you underestimate her intelligence to be honest - think she said something very similar about Evra after she arranged for someone to photograph him at their hotel. "I thought we had something special" was her line that time. At least she's getting classier - didn't even have to sleep with Luke to get the publicity and cash this time. And he's not even married.

[quote][p][bold]Saintlee72[/bold] wrote:
Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)[/p][/quote]Eeeer, yeah, I think you underestimate her intelligence to be honest - think she said something very similar about Evra after she arranged for someone to photograph him at their hotel. "I thought we had something special" was her line that time. At least she's getting classier - didn't even have to sleep with Luke to get the publicity and cash this time. And he's not even married.SaintJD

Saintlee72 wrote…

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)

Eeeer, yeah, I think you underestimate her intelligence to be honest - think she said something very similar about Evra after she arranged for someone to photograph him at their hotel. "I thought we had something special" was her line that time. At least she's getting classier - didn't even have to sleep with Luke to get the publicity and cash this time. And he's not even married.

Score: 9

Saint Chris
3:36pm Mon 23 Jun 14

ShawLAD

ShawLADSaint Chris

ShawLAD

Score: 5

Home Rule for England
5:34pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Must have got over excited! Posted four times.

Must have got over excited! Posted four times.Home Rule for England

Must have got over excited! Posted four times.

Score: 2

Positively4thStreet
7:31pm Mon 23 Jun 14

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?[/p][/quote]What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.[/p][/quote]I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)Positively4thStreet

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

Score: 1

lowe esteem
4:26pm Mon 23 Jun 14

SaintJD wrote…

Saintlee72 wrote…

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)

Eeeer, yeah, I think you underestimate her intelligence to be honest - think she said something very similar about Evra after she arranged for someone to photograph him at their hotel. "I thought we had something special" was her line that time. At least she's getting classier - didn't even have to sleep with Luke to get the publicity and cash this time. And he's not even married.

She also predicted a lot of trouble in Iraq, further pressure on interest rates, and a banana shortage a liitle while before Luke had thoughts of the double.

[quote][p][bold]SaintJD[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Saintlee72[/bold] wrote:
Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)[/p][/quote]Eeeer, yeah, I think you underestimate her intelligence to be honest - think she said something very similar about Evra after she arranged for someone to photograph him at their hotel. "I thought we had something special" was her line that time. At least she's getting classier - didn't even have to sleep with Luke to get the publicity and cash this time. And he's not even married.[/p][/quote]She also predicted a lot of trouble in Iraq, further pressure on interest rates, and a banana shortage a liitle while before Luke had thoughts of the double.lowe esteem

SaintJD wrote…

Saintlee72 wrote…

Lets face it. Playboy models aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box are they.
" I thought Luke just wanted a relationship with me "
Wake up love !!!! He's 18. Just wants to get his little carrot wet at that age. Fair play Lukey, fill your boots son :-)

Eeeer, yeah, I think you underestimate her intelligence to be honest - think she said something very similar about Evra after she arranged for someone to photograph him at their hotel. "I thought we had something special" was her line that time. At least she's getting classier - didn't even have to sleep with Luke to get the publicity and cash this time. And he's not even married.

She also predicted a lot of trouble in Iraq, further pressure on interest rates, and a banana shortage a liitle while before Luke had thoughts of the double.

Score: 6

SaintJD
4:32pm Mon 23 Jun 14

When Man United told Luke he'd have to compete with Patrice Evra I don't think this is exactly what they had in mind.

When Man United told Luke he'd have to compete with Patrice Evra I don't think this is exactly what they had in mind.SaintJD

When Man United told Luke he'd have to compete with Patrice Evra I don't think this is exactly what they had in mind.

Score: 25

Confucious
5:40pm Mon 23 Jun 14

This world of cyber sex worries me. I think we're going to see babies whose first word is LOL or OMG.

This world of cyber sex worries me. I think we're going to see babies whose first word is LOL or OMG.Confucious

This world of cyber sex worries me. I think we're going to see babies whose first word is LOL or OMG.

Score: 9

pitbull
4:34pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Luke thought it was the only way for England to score more than once.

Luke thought it was the only way for England to score more than once.pitbull

Luke thought it was the only way for England to score more than once.

Score: 18

allsaintsnocurves
4:34pm Mon 23 Jun 14

I'm sure this has been engineered by his Agent to force him a move to Man Ure! Shameful doesn't begin to cover it.

How would he just suddenly get their details and why would you text to someone you didn't know??!!! No one is that stupid.

This is either set up by the media as an Entrapment or by the Agent.

I'm sure this has been engineered by his Agent to force him a move to Man Ure! Shameful doesn't begin to cover it.
How would he just suddenly get their details and why would you text to someone you didn't know??!!! No one is that stupid.
This is either set up by the media as an Entrapment or by the Agent.allsaintsnocurves

I'm sure this has been engineered by his Agent to force him a move to Man Ure! Shameful doesn't begin to cover it.

How would he just suddenly get their details and why would you text to someone you didn't know??!!! No one is that stupid.

This is either set up by the media as an Entrapment or by the Agent.

Score: 9

OSPREYSAINT
4:35pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?[/p][/quote]What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.OSPREYSAINT

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

Score: 7

saint phil
4:40pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Lets hope he keeps his brains zipped up.

Lets hope he keeps his brains zipped up.saint phil

Lets hope he keeps his brains zipped up.

Score: 6

murfmeister
5:12pm Mon 23 Jun 14

pair of dogs

pair of dogsmurfmeister

pair of dogs

Score: 8

Home Rule for England
5:32pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.Home Rule for England

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Score: 1

Home Rule for England
5:32pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.Home Rule for England

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Score: 1

Home Rule for England
5:32pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.Home Rule for England

Editors of comics like the Sun and their staff must be the most righteous people in England. When was the last time you read a front page story about a 'newspaper' editor or their family doing something naughty?
When Rebekkah Wade of the Sun was in the news for an alleged incident with husband Ross Kemp it hardly got a mention.

Score: 0

Confucious
5:35pm Mon 23 Jun 14

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.Confucious

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.

Score: 10

Mary80
5:36pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Sorry why should we CARE what he gets up to behind closed doors, if he wants to mess with playboy trollups thats his businesss

Sorry why should we CARE what he gets up to behind closed doors, if he wants to mess with playboy trollups thats his businesssMary80

Sorry why should we CARE what he gets up to behind closed doors, if he wants to mess with playboy trollups thats his businesss

Score: 7

Malcombe
11:33pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Luke is a young virile naive Footballer still growing hence why he should stay at Southampton to continue his progress and ignore temptations from attractive female plants who are on the pull and want to be photographed with Sportsmen, these 2 wannabe's want to tag on to anyone vulnerable, they are not glamorous they are poison and to suggest Luke is disgusting this must be treated with the contempt it deserves, what's so disgusting about a threesome when humans have done it since Roman times? what is so annoying is these 2 females want publicity because they are attention seekers and must be avoided like the plague, IMO more than 1 will learn from Lukes mistakes

Luke is a young virile naive Footballer still growing hence why he should stay at Southampton to continue his progress and ignore temptations from attractive female plants who are on the pull and want to be photographed with Sportsmen, these 2 wannabe's want to tag on to anyone vulnerable, they are not glamorous they are poison and to suggest Luke is disgusting this must be treated with the contempt it deserves, what's so disgusting about a threesome when humans have done it since Roman times? what is so annoying is these 2 females want publicity because they are attention seekers and must be avoided like the plague, IMO more than 1 will learn from Lukes mistakesMalcombe

Luke is a young virile naive Footballer still growing hence why he should stay at Southampton to continue his progress and ignore temptations from attractive female plants who are on the pull and want to be photographed with Sportsmen, these 2 wannabe's want to tag on to anyone vulnerable, they are not glamorous they are poison and to suggest Luke is disgusting this must be treated with the contempt it deserves, what's so disgusting about a threesome when humans have done it since Roman times? what is so annoying is these 2 females want publicity because they are attention seekers and must be avoided like the plague, IMO more than 1 will learn from Lukes mistakes

Score: 2

Mary80
6:24pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Just an excuse to post the pictures of their surgically enhanced bodies. Like i always say more boob than brains

Just an excuse to post the pictures of their surgically enhanced bodies. Like i always say more boob than brainsMary80

Just an excuse to post the pictures of their surgically enhanced bodies. Like i always say more boob than brains

Score: 5

ItchenBridger
7:02pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Think they could do with a bit of cosmetic surgery above the necks too!

Nice purses though.

Think they could do with a bit of cosmetic surgery above the necks too!
Nice purses though.ItchenBridger

Think they could do with a bit of cosmetic surgery above the necks too!

Nice purses though.

Score: 3

Rocket 1
7:06pm Mon 23 Jun 14

I once had a Threesome with a couple of Brazilians, it was like winning the Lottery "SIX BALLS BETWEEN US"

I once had a Threesome with a couple of Brazilians, it was like winning the Lottery "SIX BALLS BETWEEN US"Rocket 1

I once had a Threesome with a couple of Brazilians, it was like winning the Lottery "SIX BALLS BETWEEN US"

Score: 6

Rocket 1
7:20pm Mon 23 Jun 14

I remember seeing an interview with Peter Crouch, he was asked what he would be if he wasn't a Professional Footballer, he replied probably a Virgin, look at his Stunner, Money Money Money Talks...........

I remember seeing an interview with Peter Crouch, he was asked what he would be if he wasn't a Professional Footballer, he replied probably a Virgin, look at his Stunner, Money Money Money Talks...........Rocket 1

I remember seeing an interview with Peter Crouch, he was asked what he would be if he wasn't a Professional Footballer, he replied probably a Virgin, look at his Stunner, Money Money Money Talks...........

Score: 6

Clever Dick
7:44pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Looks like our Luke scored there as many times as he did for us last season.

Looks like our Luke scored there as many times as he did for us last season.Clever Dick

Looks like our Luke scored there as many times as he did for us last season.

Score: 2

Positively4thStreet
7:47pm Mon 23 Jun 14

ItchenBridger wrote…

Think they could do with a bit of cosmetic surgery above the necks too!

Nice purses though.

Is that a euphemism?

[quote][p][bold]ItchenBridger[/bold] wrote:
Think they could do with a bit of cosmetic surgery above the necks too!
Nice purses though.[/p][/quote]Is that a euphemism?Positively4thStreet

ItchenBridger wrote…

Think they could do with a bit of cosmetic surgery above the necks too!

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.

Ha I presume it was very runny
I think Luke had a lucky escape,they would have had him for breakfast and spat the bits out

[quote][p][bold]Confucious[/bold] wrote:
I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.[/p][/quote]Ha I presume it was very runny
I think Luke had a lucky escape,they would have had him for breakfast and spat the bits outbullsbags

Confucious wrote…

I remember I had a threesome when I was eighteen. Never again. In those days it was bad enough having to apologise to one girl. I was so full of hormones in those days that my first girlfriend used our sex sessions to time her boiled egg.

Ha I presume it was very runny
I think Luke had a lucky escape,they would have had him for breakfast and spat the bits out

Score: 4

Invidia
8:37pm Mon 23 Jun 14

I wonder what the DE editor-in-chief would have written (if anything at all) if it had been the mirror or the mail who had reported the article you can bet your shirt on it that this thread would have had a totally different slant on it !!

I wonder what the DE editor-in-chief would have written (if anything at all) if it had been the mirror or the mail who had reported the article you can bet your shirt on it that this thread would have had a totally different slant on it !!Invidia

I wonder what the DE editor-in-chief would have written (if anything at all) if it had been the mirror or the mail who had reported the article you can bet your shirt on it that this thread would have had a totally different slant on it !!

Score: 1

OSPREYSAINT
9:15pm Mon 23 Jun 14

Positively4thStreet wrote…

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........

[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?[/p][/quote]What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.[/p][/quote]I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)[/p][/quote]Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........OSPREYSAINT

Positively4thStreet wrote…

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........

drat joke ruined by a missing letter - here = where!

[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?[/p][/quote]What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.[/p][/quote]I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)[/p][/quote]Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........[/p][/quote]drat joke ruined by a missing letter - here = where!OSPREYSAINT

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........

drat joke ruined by a missing letter - here = where!

Score: 2

Positively4thStreet
9:28pm Mon 23 Jun 14

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........

Ooh Matron!

[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]OSPREYSAINT[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Positively4thStreet[/bold] wrote:
This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?[/p][/quote]What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.[/p][/quote]I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)[/p][/quote]Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........[/p][/quote]Ooh Matron!Positively4thStreet

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

OSPREYSAINT wrote…

Positively4thStreet wrote…

This is all prurient salaciousness which we should all rise above.
I didn't actually see her picture though..what colour knickers did she have on?

What does it matter what the colour is? Let's just drop the subject.

I swear you were blushing when you said that. ;0)

Embarrassed? I wouldn't know here to put my face..........

Ooh Matron!

Score: 2

kuwait Saint
2:34am Tue 24 Jun 14

You can't blame Luke for wantin to bd these two lovelies. You can see from the photographs they are both absolutely bursting with inteligence.

You can't blame Luke for wantin to bd these two lovelies. You can see from the photographs they are both absolutely bursting with inteligence.kuwait Saint

You can't blame Luke for wantin to bd these two lovelies. You can see from the photographs they are both absolutely bursting with inteligence.

Score: 4

Jan28th1984
8:58am Tue 24 Jun 14

kuwait Saint wrote…

You can't blame Luke for wantin to bd these two lovelies. You can see from the photographs they are both absolutely bursting with inteligence.

....and Luke would be more than happy to...er...widen the parameters of their intellect still further........

.......simultaneousl
y..........

....several times a night.

[quote][p][bold]kuwait Saint[/bold] wrote:
You can't blame Luke for wantin to bd these two lovelies. You can see from the photographs they are both absolutely bursting with inteligence.[/p][/quote]....and Luke would be more than happy to...er...widen the parameters of their intellect still further........
.......simultaneousl
y..........
....several times a night.Jan28th1984

kuwait Saint wrote…

You can't blame Luke for wantin to bd these two lovelies. You can see from the photographs they are both absolutely bursting with inteligence.

....and Luke would be more than happy to...er...widen the parameters of their intellect still further........

.......simultaneousl
y..........

....several times a night.

Score: 1

Jesus_02
11:54am Tue 24 Jun 14

Must make Lallana feel old... his shocking reveal was about his back garden!

Must make Lallana feel old... his shocking reveal was about his back garden!Jesus_02

Must make Lallana feel old... his shocking reveal was about his back garden!

Score: 5

camerajuan
12:27pm Thu 26 Jun 14

He's 18 and well on track to be a millionaire by being good at a sport.

I don't think intelligence is top of his checklist right now!

So what? I say to the masses. Let him do whatever he wants for now. It's when he's a household name and he's married that he needs to keep it zipped. That befell John Terry and he somehow still gets worshipped by the Blue section of London. Mugs.

He's 18 and well on track to be a millionaire by being good at a sport.
I don't think intelligence is top of his checklist right now!
So what? I say to the masses. Let him do whatever he wants for now. It's when he's a household name and he's married that he needs to keep it zipped. That befell John Terry and he somehow still gets worshipped by the Blue section of London. Mugs.camerajuan

He's 18 and well on track to be a millionaire by being good at a sport.

I don't think intelligence is top of his checklist right now!

So what? I say to the masses. Let him do whatever he wants for now. It's when he's a household name and he's married that he needs to keep it zipped. That befell John Terry and he somehow still gets worshipped by the Blue section of London. Mugs.

Score: 0

Bassett Boy
7:17am Mon 30 Jun 14

Who gives a ****, he's just another footballer playing for another team. There are lots of them about & they can do what they like!

Who gives a ****, he's just another footballer playing for another team. There are lots of them about & they can do what they like!Bassett Boy

Who gives a ****, he's just another footballer playing for another team. There are lots of them about & they can do what they like!

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