Somebody at Apple had better stir some triple-strength tranquilizers into Steve Jobs's latte this morning—there *is* porn on the App Store. Although you have to use your imagination, as the porn in question is of the written kind.

An independent developer has hit on the idea of creating collections of erotic fiction in an iPad-friendly book format and selling them for $7.99 a pop—with the end results somehow sneaking past Apple's notoriously strict and family friendly App Store approval policy.