LEGO Wallets Make Your Ass Hurt, Squarish

Granted a LEGO wallet isn't the worst thing (cellmate) to make your ass hurt, but still. I can barely stand my wallet and it's genuine pillowdragon leather (softest material known to wizard). I don't want a bunch of dots printed on my buttcheeks, yo! Still, if you're a lady and want to carry one in your purse, I respect that. They range in price from $24 to $32 depending on the model and I'll even let you pay for my drinks. All of which better come with umbrellas and plastic cutlasses cause I'm a classy bitch.