It’s hard to know if this is the trophy laden vehicle of an insane hunter of big game, or simply an old turtle modernizing, cause if you had the option of rolling, Why wouldn’t you? I do like that the welcome sign is in never forget, post it, yellow. Also, Welcome back lil Katie!

Oh man she looks enough like my third favorite muppet (the “hey wait for me guys” one) that I question whether its actually a giant hairy muppet in a wooly chicken disguise, in the hopes that wooly hens get more of his much sought after respect! Also welcome back ;)!

Hey I said make some big F’ing sandwiches! And if you’re an undernourished diminutive mine dweller, that right there is one hell of a dagwood… though if I’m being picky… seems like it could use a crustier bread 😉

Man it is such a thin line between come hither and dim witted when it comes to cat person facial expressions…. I think I’m voting a lil of both on this one! And nice to see you show that a lil tease mixed with your sexuality is still popular in latin america!

Million dollar idea, furry character-centric van cozies! though I suppose dumb and dumber sorta did it… but less for driving, more for just looking pink nosed and pretty by the garage… well and smelling absolutely atrocious!

Man its so hard to keep current on turkey fashions from year to year… So nice to see a turkey taking the time to feel pridefull… Now that tie? that’s not quite a bolo and not quite a kerchief right? I know with an open chested shirt it looks manly as hell even with his velveteen coat!

You know, I’m sure this is a mummy Randy (the dog) but for some reason my brain keeps seeing it as pull and peel candy… Here’s hoping you’re white mystery flavor Randy, cause if you are, you’re delicious!

Haha! So does it smell like a pachyderm or balls? cause I can pretty easily see that go either way… Great murderous sabre tooth, and I love that not only are it’s feet swolled and fat but it’s tail is too!

Interesting that a werewolf, generally known for its ferocity and animalistic lack on conscience would choose fly fishing… It seems real catch and releasey for a lyncanthrope but hey maybe all that cheese is effecting his motivations… nonetheless that’s some great outside the lines furring!

Let me introduce you all to Abirdin Sane… or something similarly riffed off the Bowie record! It’s funny I wouldnt have thought you’d be able to pull of the smugness of a 1970s woman sunbathing that I always thought tainted the duality message of that cover… but somehow you gots it! so nicely done.

Haha you know i just couldn’t figure out what was green on his chest that I could see through the giant donut, then i realized it was just a delicious shield he was chomping on… not sure if that’s whats happening here, but if it is… i fully support “frankism” 😉

So our artist mentioned that once it was colored it got super offensive… now , while i dont really want to see it, i am sorta curious how horrible a person you are 😉 … This one’s feeling a lil FrogBaby to me too… if FrogBaby had way better feral hair!… well and working legs!

Haha, so let’s see if i can drop an inside joke here and not get pounded into the ground like a tent spike at my next family event… This monopod looks a lil like he’s in the concrete business!…. yesss!!!

See at first I was gonna say it just sorta looked like bird bodied, “Craft” era Nev Campbell, and didn’t think there was enough reference to the the pooping/food stealing; but, if you note that even cartoon wings are rarely that rounded and therefore the next logical course is that those are obviously freshly stolen braunschweigers, hence the look of nervous exhilaration. And that works better for me!

Yes! Dammit those are some damn fine tiger footed monkey paw warmers! And I know that leg warmers have grown past being a dancer’s exclusive accessory for decades now, but dammit if I dont still sorta get the feeling this one could knock out of some early 80s jazz ballet!

Judge’s Commentary – So I just watched “Frankenstein’s Army” and while not a great movie plotwise, it’s pretty jam packed with some impressive nazi corpse mechs… And for some reason this one reminds me of that only with less face drilling and bloodshed and way more screaming with hybrid monkey glee and excited head humping!

How cool is it that his f*cking hairline has it’s own grassy eyebrow edge planting! And grassy pubes as well? or just a cleverly placed thatch? And i have no idea what’s happening with that weird squared fish mouth but I know I’m oddly drawn to it!

I like that a slight tilt tries to disguise the fact that this is an adorable alien eyed and barely nosed lil guy who’s trying his best to show us… as my friend Tommy oft’ called the pose, “Most Muscular” … bet he can lift the hell out of a bundle of silverware!

See I would think with the puffer fish qualities of this sea hog you’d go fancy fugu fish style sushi but i suppose than you’d have to deal with the poison sacs aaaand the mythical sea trichinosis… regardless that merman aint hurting for grubs, look at that big strong belly!

Man, buddy beers! The almighty contest of who can be the best buddy! I’m not sure the joy and always slightly creepy undercurrent of said event has ever been so eloquently captured… it’s teh leprechaun’s eyes me thinks…

No no no… I’m just an inoffensive to most, slightly abstract, nude, human form popularized by furniture stores nationwide. By no means am I disguised in hopes of passing through unnoticed and secretly here to rend your baby from its womb for it’s delicious liversss. What, may I ask, ever gave you that idea?

Judge’s Comments – I was torn between #1, #4 (Grimace and his friend are totally creepy), #6 (“I Want To Suck Your Bloooooduh”) and #8 (I’m scared of this guy? I don’t think so. Somebody needs a hug.). But this first entry is captivating in its loveliness, and is that a bosom I see? Is this a female aswang? She’s like an illustration of a George Balanchine ballerina, except her version of Black Swan is going to fuck everyone up, not just her. Her limbs tell a story, her neck is long and graceful, she is exquisite on pointe. A vision.

Not that often that a phone shadow does the ironic favor of creating a shadow that the groundhogs shadow can appear to also be frightened of! So what happens in this case? A comprimise and Spring in like 3 weeks?

Man for any of you who watch Squidbillies, there is something about this guys expression that just screams one of my favorite characters in the world, “Dan Halen”… I’m not sure i need anything more than that!

So I was starting to investigate what exactly was in the amulet, but I figure why try and decipher anything past potentially mustachioed alien? …also, that’s the kind of high cheeked beard that can hide a mans tears!

Now maybe it’s the constant barrage of xmas music I’m already hearing (bah humbug) but this guy feels a lil sea reindeer to me… though I do really appreciate how his widdle horns almost make a heart! And good plumage or whatever the well-finned equivalent is!

Judge’s Commentary –
#1 – Excellent coloring and imagery, but looks more like “Max” in the
“Grinch Who Stole Christmas” than a mythical goat creature.

Maybe its because of submission #1 but I cant help thinking all the stuff around the logs are pubes! And I’m choosing to see this one as a trick of forced perspective and in fact this is a picture of a turkey boating in a lake taken from behind a small campfire given the illusion of boily murder!

My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo!It doesnt become you at aaaaaaall! Yessss I knew I memorized that for a reason! Also I like that this Rudolph the monster-esque giant looks to have beaver tails for feet!

Ha! Good old man-nerisms! I’m curious what youthful indiscretion caused such a reaction… and I’m intrigued by the wearing pants below the tail line… not very old man?… but maybe that’s the wild cat in him?

So the part im most curious about is whether this guy is dead whithered and partially mummified or if what appears to be a corset thin waistline under your frock is all the fashion rage in cold weather trout circles? Points for looking like my dogs favorite roadkill squirrel toy though! and extra points for beaver parts!

Haha Lil katie has found a lil niche here! Can a paper doll kickstarter be far behind? “I present to you Peanut Butter Jelly Time Hootpecker”. instead of commenting further, I’m just going to let the song run in your brain for a while…

Judge’s Commentary – Because he looks terrified of all that delightful fuzziness! And he seems quite disgusted with the pink bow tie. It’s like he’s looking in the mirror for the first time after being blindfolded and wrestled into the costume by his little sister.