Bram Stoker, Edgar Allan Poe, H. P. Lovecraft - the scariest book any of these guys wrote is a comedy compared to the scariest book ever.

I'm talking about the dictionary, the compendium of words and how they got that way that makes scholars and non-scholars cringe.The dictionary's very existence proves how much most of us don't know. We get our revenge by using it to prop open doors.

I swear if a book could wear a Cheshire Cat smile, this one would.

Here in brief detail is a full and frank admission of one man's dilemma.