Meow (pronounced "nya", as it's adherents are generally also are anime nuts, and like pretending they're japanese) is both a word commonly uttered by anime addicts who have entered their third stage of addiction, as well as the term used to describe said individuals ("meows").

Meows often will add the word "nya" within sentences at seemingly random frequency and position. This word is rarely heard as part of any phrase or sentence by non-meows, and thus is considered automatic grounds for the employment of the Dogu's Ocular Reed-Knifing (DORK) test in order to detect meowiness.

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Origin

Many of you have been wondering where in the world "meow" came from. it is a term in witch cats need to suck some dick severelly. It all started back in The Great War(WWI, for the simpletons), when Hitler was totally pwning the Allies. President Lincoln's zombie saw that Wilson had no idea what he was doing, and sacrificed his hat to create Papa Meowski. Sadly, Papa Meowski was not very good at defeating Nazis, and couldn't help at all. Lincoln was really p.o.ed about this and destroyed the dinosaurs.

Papa Meowski moved to Boise and set up a small Italian bakery. His hot, fresh oven-baked bread eventually won him a wife, Katy Perry. They did it (don't ask me how), and soon Captain Meowski was born. Of course, Captain Meowski lived a great childhood. Then, when he turned 16, Lincoln appeared to him in a dream. This is how the encounter went:

"Hey... um... you should probably go kill Hitler."

"Isn't he dead?"

"No, his zombie is back."

"How am I supposed to defeat him?"

"I gave you awesome powers when you were born."

"Really?"

"Sure."

"Is it the power to be shot in the back of the head?"

"That's it. You no longer have invincibility, jerk."

So, Captain Meowski rode a jetski to Germany, even over the land. When he got there, Hitler's zombie was really p.o.ed since Elvis wasn't around anymore. Captain Meowski made him a mixed tape, and Hitler was happy. Captain Meowski then went on to produce "Norm" aka the greatest tv show ever.

DORK Testing

DORK testing is used to assess the ability of the subject's retinas to follow real-life objects, as often anime addicts are unable to perceive motion past 14 frames per second. The subjects are placed in a wind tunnel, where they must use a knife to cut at reeds as they whip back-and-forth in the wind. Those unable to perceive the motion of the reeds properly are considered to have reached the "fourth stage" of addiction, and are almost un-cureable. All others are given a lollipop for their troubles, and sold to the circus (proceeds go to Dogu's Happy Fun Fund).

The Uncureable

Those few who are uncureable, must face off in a Collectible Card Game duel with other fourth-stage addicts. Tournament winners are then clothed in furry animal suits, and released into the wild. Meow!

"I'm a cow."

What animal meows

Well, top leading scientists, A.K.A. people who don't have anything better to do than make everyone else look dumb, have proved that originally the sound "meow" came from a dog. Then the cows came and stole the sound "meow" and gave the dogs "woof." Cows are those little animals with whiskers that make the sound "meow". They are not very likeable and if you see one you should probably call it a sound theiving little rascall. Just an update on this story, cows have got the sound "meow" stolen from them and now rabbits have that sound "meow" the cows sound now is "I'm a cow."