Put a sock in it boy or else you're out of here like shit through a goose!

5806

Folk Singer: I gave my love a chicken that had no bone..."

5805

Bluto: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Otter: "Germans?"

Boon: "Forget it. He's rolling."

5804

Folk Singer: "I gave..."

(Bluto takes his guitar and smashes it against the wall)

Bluto: "Sorry!"

5803

Folk Singer: "I gave my love a story that had no end..."

5802

Folk Singer: "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone..."

5801

Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

5800

Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.

5799

Flounder: You guys playing cards?

5798

Bluto: "Holy s***!"
D-Day: "There were blanks in that gun!"
Flounder: "I didn't even point the gun at him!"
Bluto: "Holy s***!"
D-Day: "There WERE blanks in that gun!"
Flounder: "Maybe he had a heart-attack..."
Bluto: "HOLY S***!!!"

5797

Neidermeyer:

Is that a PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!
-Neidermeyer

5796

Pinto:

Boone, we're the only white people here.
-Pinto

5795

Ottis Day:

They put the oooommmm mou mou, oh oh oh oh...back in to my smile
-Ottis Day