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Text From Bennett. The Funniest Ever

These are text messages i exchange with my 17 year old cousin bennett. he is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at amoco, has a girlfriend named mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet. He has no idea i do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real..

well i never this is the funniest!!-i think u guys should turn this in to a play and get ur tyler perry on,and call the play white (chocalate)-bennett would be so proud of me right now:) hit me up 4 more details and u damn right i would share this link@lovleywilson@facebook.com-wat r u gonna do do when ur cousin finds out? cant wait much love!!

ROTLFLMFAOOOOOOO omgoshhhhhhhh dat was da funniest n dumbiest thng i hav evaa read like omgoshh he betta be cute cause if not he will not get far in life due to da fact dat he is extremely DuMb!!!! Lmaoo good shyt Kev<3 .....<3

Although he sadly seems illiterate and a bit retarded, i can see why everyone including myself thinks its freaking hilarious.. to damn funny ... hope he never finds out you upload his texts to a blog... ;-p

dis nigga is fuckin stupid.... yo ur cousin is fuckin stupid...real talk...n his girl is another fuckin idiot for being wit a dumb nigga....OMG...but i'm not goin to lie...dis shit is fuckin hilarious of how much of a dumbass dis white boy is...n all i gotta say is to whoever posted dis convo...i give u mad credit but for ur cousin tell him dis: FUCK YOU NIGGA...U SOFT N A DUMB NIGGA TOO...U AINT NO GANGSTA...n pick up a book n learn how to speak n write nigga...lmao @ u dumb nigga

What is equally amusing and disturbing is how many of the comments on here demonstrate the same level of literacy and intelligence as Bennett's texts. Can anyone in this country still spell? Christ, our future is doomed.

Not to sound like a jerk but that was the funniest and saddest thing I've ever read. I started laughing out loud and then I wondered what the hell your cousin is going to do for a job. Or a girlfriend. Or a life. Thank god he has you to talk to. Keep up the good work.

omg..... i love the comments everyone and im going to do more... and i also make music follow me on twitter @gogetta_muzik and facebook is gogettamusic like it and check back for updates of my dumb cousin

O m Gee....ihave a cousin like this....I have to warn people before I formally introduce them......like....listen.....she is seriously a nut job...do not I repeat do not be offended by anything this idiot says

This is fake. In one of the messages it says that his father is 30, but at the top it says that Bennett is 17. That would have made Bennett's father 13 when he had him, which is extremely unlikely. So, it's fake.

THIS IS HILARIOUS BENNETT IS A FUCKIN FOOL I WOULD ENTERTAIN HIM TOO BY RESPONDING... BUT IF HE DONT GET HIS SPELLING CHECKED IMA HAVE TO TUTOR HIM BECAUSE HE IS OUTTA LINE... BUT IM REALLY WEAKKKKKKKK

So after reading your introduction paragraph, I was wondering why you would abbreviate "cripple". After I laughed and shook my head the entire time reading it I re-read the introduction. I am too white for introductions sometimes.

WOW! Bennett should meet my friend! I took her to ihop and she squealed when she saw the creamers and said "oooh little milks!!" and drank the half and halfs straight out of the container!! I think they'd get along well! LMAO!! TOOOO FUNNY!

I love how you sometimes correct him (which is hilarious) and then sometimes you just mess with him and go along with whatever he says... this is the funniest website I have ever been to in my life. Completely serious this is the best.

Lmao! I love it...randomness is hilarious, an yo cuz is the most random ass person I ever seen! This ish priceless! I love that he filled his neighbor's car wit water! Haha...an jumpin jacks to get tha sperm out?! Damn son...hilarious!

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