And where be me gift? One o' ye landlubbers bring me Haggis' head inna sack. Chop chop.
Bring it, you scurvy bastige. They should have smothered you when you were a puppy.

Kylabelle

11-18-2015, 01:05 AM

*is selling tickets to the Great Haggis Huggis Slugfest*

Huggis

11-18-2015, 02:25 AM

Bring it, you scurvy bastige. They should have smothered you when you were a puppy.

Yo momma smothered me with kisses every day when I were a pup, ya jealous imp. Har! Har! Har!

(Oh, and she said you should call her before Thanksgiving. She be making pies and wants to know if yer hankering for molerat.)

Haggis

11-18-2015, 02:45 AM

Yo momma smothered me with kisses every day when I were a pup, ya jealous imp. Har! Har! Har!

(Oh, and she said you should call her before Thanksgiving. She be making pies and wants to know if yer hankering for molerat.)

Mmmmmm. Molerat.

mirandashell

11-18-2015, 03:16 AM

I is now really confused... aaaarrr....

Kylabelle

11-18-2015, 03:42 AM

I is now really confused... aaaarrr....

That's only because you expect things to make sense.

mirandashell

11-18-2015, 03:46 AM

I know.. it's a burden I've carried all my life so I have... arrrr.....

Drooling Blunder

11-18-2015, 05:13 AM

I am being of the ears which is burning.

Who is being this Huggis and is he tasting like juicy grubs?

Dennis E. Taylor

11-18-2015, 05:29 AM

Y'know, I told you people not to open the box. Several times I said it, "don't open the damned box." But did you listen? NOooooooo. And now they're loose. Molerats with funny accents, Chihuahuas that smell like sheeps stomachs, and crazy possessed stuffed animals.

It's the apocalypse, I tells ya. Guard your knickers.

Huggis

11-18-2015, 05:29 AM

That's only because you expect things to make sense.
Indeed. Yar!

I am being of the ears which is burning.

Who is being this Huggis and is he tasting like juicy grubs?
Yar! It be ye becoming a tasy treat get Thanksgiving, ya fat nekkid varmit.

I is now really confused... aaaarrr....
Confusion was a wise man. 'E invented the internet word of infinite befuddlement known as:

WTF

Huggis

11-18-2015, 05:31 AM

Oh. Fuzzy kitteh.

tiddlywinks

11-18-2015, 08:08 AM

Why do I share a birthday with you? I am mildly disturbed by this. And by mildly that is Minnesota nice code for

:gaah

CassandraW

11-18-2015, 08:11 AM

Why do I share a birthday with you? I am mildly disturbed by this. And by mildly that is Minnesota nice code for

:gaah

Pfft. As if we don't know why you share a birthday with Huggis. I've noticed a few other things you and Huggis have in common as well. And has anyone ever seen the two of you post at the same time?

Huggis

11-18-2015, 08:18 AM

Pfft. As if we don't know why you share a birthday with Huggis. I've noticed a few other things you and Huggis have in common as well. And has anyone ever seen the two of you post at the same time?

She be a right purdy sparkly reaper. Truly a pirate puppy's dream.

Why do I share a birthday with you? I am mildly disturbed by this. And by mildly that is Minnesota nice code for