Many's the day when you've walked into a car dealership and the salesman puts his hand on your shoulder and takes you into a back room to get the deal done. Today is different. You're going to be leaving with more than a car; or, rather, less. With today's interest ratesskyrocketing you need collateral to order to purchase a vehicle, and since the dollar is no longer worth the paper its printed on due the fact that the corporations who ran the Unites States government have moved on to cheaper labor sources in Southeast Asia, auto dealers need something of substance, something you'll miss if their investment goes missing. Getting a new car poses that difficult yet fundamental philosophical question that man has struggled with throughout the ages, "Dude, Where's My Cock?"

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