RTE Radio's Michael Corcoran is a longtime rugby commentator who apparently has not seen many a finish quite like Saturday's Munster-Northampton game in his day. So we understand that he is excited. We do. It sounds very exciting! We just don't understand a word of what he's saying. (Or, to be honest, what the hell is going on here. Our rugby correspondent's glossary and position guide might be of help to those interested.)

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But AJ's attempted a phonetic translation of the madness for you, because it's important that we understand other cultures. The clip first plays on its own, and the subtitles begin at the 1:10 mark. WAHPA-GAL-PUH-GOAL, everybody!