Infallibly Polite Alarm Clock, voiced by Stephen Fry

The clock plays 126 different wake-up messages in the reserved voice of Stephen Fry, the original actor from the English comedy Jeeves and Wooster. When the alarm sounds, Jeeves speaks softly as he assuages your displeasure that the morning has indeed come.

Also, if you don’t want to spring for the alarm clock you can download the audio files and use your computer as an alarm clock for similar effect. Then it’s only 7.50 GBP. Furthermore, 20 of the files are available for free under a CC license.