Its a well known fact girls can not only tell when you use a straight razor, but many
get wet just thinking about you standing in front of the mirror putting the razor
under the water flow every few seconds to get the extra whiskers off

Shaving with a straight razor feels like the smooth scratch of an angel's fingernails
deflowering what stand's between a well groomed man and a feral chimpanzee...
applying after shave when finished is a must if you want women to smell your shave
from a mile away (refer to 3 if you still need a reason why)