(New York, NY) The international Gay community has been coalescing in recent years to establish the world’s first politically autonomous Gay-majority nation—state. Under the banner of the FIGS (Free, Independent Gay State) Party with their President Garrett Graham at the helm, the organization is opening new offices in New York.

Weighing in on the 911 Ground Zero revitalization efforts, the organization expressed a desire to support the neighborhood rebirth, in lieu of being geographically closer to its activities with other international bodies associated with the United Nations. To further the organization’s outreach objectives, the international body representing the global Gay community is seeking a location in close proximity to the World Trade Center site as well as the proposed Mosque and Islamic Cultural Center.

“Officials with the FIGS Party stated the international Gay community is declaring they stand shoulder to shoulder with all democratic, freedom—loving citizens of the world who bow their heads to all of those who perished in the 911 attack on liberty,” according to Jack Flannigan, Press Secretary.

The FIGS—New York headquarters will eventually become the New York Consular offices for the international governmental body. According to FIGS President Garrett Graham, “We see this as an opportunity to increase dialogue and understanding within the Muslim community. If Islam is to be a “great religion,” as it likes to call itself, they must stop their savage violence and discrimination against our people. The global Gay community has endured hatred, executions, crimes against humanity and brutal oppression at the hands of the Muslim’s for thousands of years.”

America offers the world a freedom of religion that is a shining example of tolerance. It should inspire all of us to forgive the Muslims for their heinous atrocities against us, for their actions are rooted in ignorance and they know not what they do. Nor should we judge them, as in time, from a higher power, they will receive their own fiery brand of justice for the unending persecution they have foisted upon our people. Hate, especially when cloaked in religion from the posturing pious, must be eradicated.” Graham said.

According to Jack Flannigan, the FIGS Party Manhattan offices will become a beacon for the global Gay culture and will showcase the finest it offers up to the world. We can foresee our stylishly attired “hostesses” at the doorway, greeting all of our neighbor’s morning, noon and night. What we can do to expose the religious, indeed all people, to the best our society has to offer, will surely pave the way to improved global relations, Flannigan stated. They are proposing the international Gay cultural center be named after Mark Bingham, one of the 911 hero’s who prevented United flight 93 from possibly crashing into the US Capitol or the White House and instead brought the plane down in a rural Pennsylvania field.