A – Who gives a shit what you say.
B- Who gives a HUGE shit what LG says. Ewwww. + Yuck = LG

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

A ) You do.
B ) We all do, including you.
Meow go fuck yourself (no-one else will do you…)

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "Dear Paula, I love you like a fat kid love cake, like a prostitute loves a john, Like a Emo loves razorblades, Like skinny jeans love lowering peoples chances of having kids, Like a chubby girl loves hohos, like a bulimic loves a good puke, like a warm BJ on a crisp morning, like a woodchuck loves chucking wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood and like a good woman loves a kitchen. Paula, you are the ying to the Chives yang…You complete us ❤ "

Troll- Whore Paula

Paula = The queen of self gratification, whether sex or self- aggrandizement. No one is more impressed with themselves than she is – pity She could actually be worth something to someone, but it would just be to sciernce

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Not true, not true. Not. Bob is moar impressed with me than I myself am.

BTW I'm not a whore as I do not charge you for sex. I DO expect you to bring me valuable gifts though. I still do not have the Chivette calendar for example.

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "Paula plz for the love all dat is holy I'm born n raised here in Maui n half da reason I get on thechive is to see da arguments n comments from u. Plz plz plz post a pic or email cuz ur either a dude or a real hottie. – islandboi"

Troll- Whore Paula

So what you are saying is, You're Bob

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

No I didn't.

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "Sweet, that is my comment… I made it to the fan testimonial… yahtzee!! – etcrrisapedophile"

etcrr 128p

I used to suck cocks for a living and slowly started to lose my mind and here i am.

Patrick,
I don't know who you are, but I'm gonna buy you a beer anyway. Because of redheads.

Because of redheads.

etcrr's goat

even though that #12 has a dick?

SilkySapper

you're just jealous cuz it's bigger than yours

Smoo0thie

#12

She looks like she has a bit of an edge to her. An edge I'd love to live on.

#22

Those teeth are gorgeous. makes me want to kiss her right in the face

#30

Let's fly.

Anonymous.

that "edge" she has is called a penis.

Smoo0thie

Huh, I just looked into that. Interesting. Still, exceedingly pretty TS girlboy nonetheless. I'm bi-sexual, so I might actually be down banging with someone that beautiful haha 😉

HardenLong

Either you suck dick or you don't suck dick. Your gay. Thanks Dice.

Smoo0thie

You're*

Also,

"Every guy in here is into parking his pee pee in a nice warm tight place, moving it around, [and] ejaculating like fucking GOD…you know, with the velocity that knocks you backwards across the room and you black out? Gay guys and straight guys are into the same thing. Shouldn't they be in bars high fiving each other, buying each drinks, embracing their common love of ropey jets of jizm flying across the room?" – Henry Rollins

Elan

Quite the contrary, actually. The number of people who are 100% hetero-sexual or homo-sexual is the minority. Everyone else lives in the "norm" where our homosexuality and heterosexuality exist in varying degrees. Like someone is 90% straight, or 85% gay, etc.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is just deluding themselves. A question: have you ever seen a male and recognized that he is an attractive specimen? Like Brad Pitt, George Clooney, whoever? That's the 10% or whatever of you that isn't heterosexual that allows you to recognize physical attractiveness in the same sex.

Ekajevans

#22 is Jaime Laycock

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572571966 Craig Millington

#30 is my favourite Dutch bombshell, Ancilla Tilia

Rod

#15 Sorry love but it wasn't a fork that I asked for…

eddy

fork you

Edd

give her a pearl necklace instead

IndependentA

Forkin' A.

jvinci

This isn't a spoon pic…

jman

Say whaaaaat …dang …yay…just can't find the words

realzoo

#4 #5 #12 #16 #34 FLBP…….gotta love it!!!

etcrr's goat

#12 has a dick dude….

Rollout25

#22 Beautiful eyes

spicticus

Can't see the eyes because I'm mesmerized by the cleavage…

spacefrog

she lives near Miami,FL , she is 19 and is on skout app…. and this is not one of her best pics 🙂

Anonymous.

#12 ITS A TRAP.
HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED BEATING OFF TO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A TRANNY LOL

speakers

how could you chive…. i trusted you 😥

NZ Chiver

How does one "anonymous" know this? hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Evan

google

realzoo

Say it ain't so? I guess I would have just experienced something new then.

that_ALBANIAN_guy

Doesn't matter, had sex.

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

You assume we all beat off to the Chive like you….there are better sites for that.

Dr. Evil

Post-op or pre-op? Because if she's post-op, I'd totally tap that just so I could say I had sex with a post-op tranny!

LoneOsprey

Sarina Valentina

Dr. Evil

Pre-op or post-op?

Because if she's post-op then I'd totally go for it!

noegod

Gotta admit, sexiest dude I ever seen!

TheAutomaticMan

This is quite possibly one of the funniest comments i have ever read.

Alex

Worth it.

Poohbear2501

LOL I am glade you pointed that out if someone had not I was going too! XD

But trap or not he…she, whatever is still really hot >.>

damion

thats ok id still put the dog in the bun…..hahahahahah

Siege

32

Anonymous.

#12 ITS A TRAP.

BigPup

#14 HOLY SHIT!!!……………. A comic book!

BigPup

#15 Not what I was thinking of using to eat, but hey I'll give it a shot. #16 Monday isn't looking so bad now is it.

Booda

Hey #15 wanna fork?

prince617

i realy like ur r so sweat & ur boobs is lovely.

IceColdBuddha

#17

Nice Breaststroke!

Matt

I usually prefer the breaststroke, but in this case I will make an exception.

BarrowsBOY

find her!

dez

esther baxter. your welcome lol

The commentor

#32 beautiful… That is all

Benson

Amazing

Wow

shes on the UK site Nuts magazine a lot

leggan

Iga Wyrwal from Poland 🙂

Maciej

Yup thats Iga 😉 She's been a few times on Uk's Nuts mag as WOW said. And she is Polish 😉

John Kenny

I will give you my left kidney for a 6 hour rendezvous with #12

But only the left one. 🙂

DeeRod

etcrr's goat

You do know that she has a dick right?

Roco

and she will give you her left.

Voter

Spoken like a true politician.

HardenLong

She will give you both of hers off your ass cheecks and your chin.

Mikeg01sf

#4. Boobie magnets

Brandyman

#5 – oh hai there. almost didn't see you there

NZ Chiver

MOAR!! definately MOAR!!….and yes, yay cleavage indeed

spud

#31 that's just brilliant!

dustin_b3

I wonder how many dudes emailed that to themselves….

LCV

she's Laura Catherine Vinicombe

MattKL

#30 I'm saluting her!

snap

my small arm is standing at attention lol

Chicago Sean

#9 Has to be a porn star
Must not find #12 on the men's room
#30 Want to join the mile high club with her

Chicago Sean

*in. Oops.

Brandyman

what about #12? she's a babe. and red hair. and FLBP.

Chicago Sean

Some fellow chivers seem to be in agreement that she is a chick with a….

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