Jennifer Aniston is promoting her new film, The Switch — formerly titled The Baster (since her character gets pregnant via turkey baster) — and has some shocking news to report:

"Women are realizing it more and more knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child," she explains. "Times have changed and that is also what is amazing is that we do have so many options these days, as opposed to our parents' days when you can't have children because you have waited too long." [People]

Jason Bateman wants Jennifer Aniston to be in the Arrested Development movie. Maybe she'll be a brownish area with points? [Contact Music]

Victoria Beckham's plane had to make an emergency landing! Hundreds of passengers were terrified! But Posh Spice used the delay to change from shorts and a jacket into a dress. Naturally! [The Sun]

The Jolie-Pitts celebrated Maddox's birthday at a go-kart race track, and we were not invited. [People]

Ouch: Tareq and Michaele Salahi were served with court papers at their own Housewives premiere party. [WaPo]

Katy Perry's new album includes a track about her ex-boyfriend, Travis McCoy, and his pharmaceutical addiction. Lyrics: "You could have been the greatest/ But you'd rather get wasted/ You fall asleep during foreplay/ 'Cause the pills you take are more your forté/ I'm not sticking around to watch you go down…" [Page Six]

Leonardo DiCaprio has revealed that when he and Kate Winslet filmed Revolutionary Road, things didn't exactly go smoothly: "She was freaking out because she was supposed to be having sex with her best friend - me - while her husband directed… But I didn't find it weird at all. It didn't bother me, because that's part of acting." [Daily Mail]

If you always secretly wished that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet would be together, you won't like the rumor that he's about to get engaged to Bar Refaeli. [Celebrity Mania]

During a TV appearance in Singapore, Kanye West said: "I'm so sorry to y'all…Everyone of y'all a year ago that I made feel ashamed." An apology of sorts! [PopWrap]

The Jersey Shore kids say they'd never strike, and everyone wanted to come back, and so on — clearly, the money they're getting from MTV is the most they've ever made in their lives. [NY Post]

Mel Gibson has postponed his deposition date in his custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva. [Daily Express]

Laura Linney's new show, The Big C, was screened at Donna Karan's estate in the Hamptons, but Linney couldn't sit through it: "I have a hard time watching myself. I usually walk out and come back in." [Page Six]

Gabourey Sidibe — who is also in The Big C — met Martha Stewart at the event in the Hamptons, and promptly curtsied. [Gatecrasher]

"Assassination is always a possibility but I'd rather die trying to achieve something than die doing nothing." — Wyclef Jean on running for president of Haiti. [Daily Express]

"She lives in a mansion by herself. A 17 year old getting $40,000 a month is outrageous to me, that's on top of them paying for the mansion. She lives with her nanny, and Grandma Wendy and Kim - Kurt's mother and sister - live two doors down, but there's no drug testing going on. It's a lot of money for a normal person. It's enough money to kill her, if she is doing drugs, enough money to be gone by the time she's 22." — Courtney Love on her daughter Frances. [This Is London]

"Asian actors tend not to be sent Hollywood scripts that are substantial or challenging. I'm likely to be offered the roles of a terrorist, cab driver and smart geek. Actually, I'd love to play a terrorist, so long as the part gave me something to sink my teeth into. I want to show that I have versatility. You have to remember that before Slumdog, the last film about India that went big at the Oscars was Gandhi, as played by Ben Kingsley. The fact that me and [actress girlfriend] Freida [Pinto] have any kind of platform in Hollywood is a big step forward." — Dev Patel. [Contact Music]