Get Yer Mucous On

“Those
with the protective mucous slept like a baby. Those without were
like human mosquito magnets, suffering from multiple bites.”
—Would you sleep inside a cocoon
made of your own mucous if it would keep mosquitoes away?
Jesus, this is gross, but… I think… I would??!! (Worst, of all, in
the future,
I might have to.)