Coke and chicken blend to make sickening thickshake

The catchphrase of this horrifying vintage video on YouTube is "will it blend". A simple enough question that, in and of its self, is totally harmless.

However, the "scientists" at Blendtec were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should.

And they really, really shouldn't have.

Throwing a can of Coke and half a roast chicken into a blender, host Tom Dickson creates the sort of concoction that even the Evil Queen would have balked at making. But Tom goes there and the resulting "smoothie" looks about as appetizing as vomit cakes.

And we're betting that George – the dupe at the end who drinks it – really wishes that Obamacare existed back in 2006 when this video was made.