Heard of the hand that rocked the cradle? That's the snatch that cracked the lens.

Sick bastard... I like that. While I don't consistently respond to your deranged puns, I always appreciate them._________________"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P. J. O'Rourke

Public hair, labia, sanitary napkins, and little brown starfish. Happy now?_________________History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. -- Abba Eban

The real problem here is that women don't want to admit how fat they are, and they buy sizes too small for themselves. Fabric like this becomes see-through when it's stretched too far. But if the company said that, women would be outraged and never buy from them again.

So they'll just do what most womens' clothing manufacturers do: label everything a size or two smaller than it really is.

"I'm a size five!" (Yeah, right. A five-scoop banana split, maybe.)_________________History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. -- Abba Eban