Hey guys, have you ever been just sitting around, minding your own business, when suddenly you see or hear something that makes absolutely no sense? Well I have. I mean anything that just confuses the crap out of you, or just is silly. Like why shipments are done by land. Why cargo is loaded onto airplanes and such. Or why your bus driver says to your cousin; "Oh no, don't TELL me you just touched that window..." and proceeds to write him up. Share any of these experiences with me.

Holy crap Mayor of Octam! I almost forgot about that, but that was the most horrifying and wrong thing that i think i've ever seen on a video game. That and the guy that just speared that girl in the face with his lance. Ridiculous.

This thread hasn't been touched in a long time but I'll throw a little something in here and see if I can't get it goin' again. A while back I went to the mall to buy a pair of shorts or two. This girl who worked at the store (American Eagle) came up to me and the following conversation ensued:
"Hi, Can I help you with anything? Are you looking for anything in particular?"
"Uh...shorts I guess."
"What are you gonna use them for?"
"..........................................Um.....hehe....uh...wait...wha-"
"-Just like regular, everyday stuff?" (She's turning red at this point.)
".......Hehe....yeah."
"Oh, well....these ones are good."
"Haha. Thanks."

At Bestbuy I was looking for a cable to go from the printer to the computer. In the computer section I had THREE people come up to see if the can help me. When I ask if the have a cable shorter than six feet they all replied "I don't work in this section so I don't know." Why would you ask to help if you don't work in that area.

That, and I'm surprised no one has said this yet, but the entire super mario franchise. I guess I grew up with it, so it never struck me as odd, but seriously: a stumpy plumber with a handle bar moustache fighting turtles, dirt clods, walking bombs, ghosts, slow moving bullets the size of a five story building, using fire balls and mushrooms that cause you to grow to more than twice your size, while riding on a green dinosaur that can eat everything and lays eggs despite his gender. With mushrooms in them. And all of this to save a princess. If any part of that actually makes sense, would somebody please point it out to me?