VERSE 3O, when I come home the other nightSo drunk I couldn't seeI found a head on th pillowWhere my head ought'a beSo, I says to my wife,Explain this thing t' meHow come a head on my pillowWhere my horse ought'a beO, you blind fool, ya crazy foolCan't ya plainly seeIt's only a cabbage headMy Grandma sent t' meWell, I've roamed th whole world overA thousand times 'er moreBut a mustache on a cabbage headI never saw b'fore