Surfing Promoter Allan Seymour will pay you $500 to steal an old road sign with the Clark Foam logo on it. This is not a joke. The Orange County Register quotes Allan saying that he will pay you $500 for it, and he “doesn't care if someone steals it” from the unidentified guy who Alan alleges stole it in the first place. You just have to turns it into the Heritage Foundation.

He doesn't have enough sense when he picks over the bones of the dead Clark Foam to sell their T shirts and take their road sign location to say that he "stepped in when Clark Foam unfortunately went out of business” and that he "welcomes the opportunity to help keep this stretch of freeway by Trestles clean and cared for." Instead, he shows his greed and opportunism by talking about getting to his "target market," and says "How many times do you get this kind of an opportunity? I thought Clark Foam would have that spot forever." Translation: Seymour rushes in to pick over the bones of Clark Foam for anything of value they might have had now that they're dead. And his comment that he thought that Clark Foam would have that spot forever? Envy, greed, avarice. He is so thrilled that Clark Foam died and he could move in that he can’t control himself. Seymour the vulture.