"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."-Stephen Colbert

"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."-Stephen Colbert

Hey he's a hero; he's just cutting out the middleman, providing a direct and unambiguous rectal-based transaction. Sorta like 'farm to table', except its 'ass to gas can'.

I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

tuna shamedWhen your vagina smells so bad that other people can smell it too and you are asked to leave a public place or public transport...Oh my God, I've been at a festival all weekend, hope I don't get Tuna shamed on the train...#tunashamed