If you are thirsty enough, you don't care" what kind". A few years ago, we went to a colorado rockies game. It was 100+ degrees and we were in direct sunlight in left field. I needed a bottle of water. Everybody would sell me a beer, but finding water was a tad tricky. After walking half way around the stadium I found a vendor selling 16 ounce Dasani....for $4 a pop. I bought two, one for me and one for Mr chick. When I handed it to mr chick, I said. "enjoy it, for what I paid for this, I think its Holy water...."

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