The Co(o)lest Questionnaire

I'm a cocaine old maid. Or I was in a former life. I can't drink anymore, my kid is louder than a NY construction site.

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WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?

Drinking heavily and sleeping the fuck in. Also, traveling with the Doctor. ❤️❤️

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WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU EVER RECEIVED?

My kid told me the other day that my superpowers are being funny and kind. I mean, c'mon.

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WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?

Oh man. This is a full on nerd you're talking to. I could go so many ways. But I'm going with the one in which Dean Winchester exists and is my boo.

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?

I want to believe.

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DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?

Yes, but I am slightly scarred from the experience because at the hippie commune in which I was raised, they often swapped out cow milk for goat milk. You do not want a frothy mouthful of that unexpectedly. That's what she said. Like, for reals.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?

My friends call me Jujubee. I like it.

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FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

I had to take a picture to make sure, but I'm not posting it because it looks like soft-core lesbian porn. But, yes.