22.If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be pizza.

23.Joaquin Phoenix is my sworn nemesis.

24.Someday I’ll meet Brian Posehn and recreate this picture.

25. This list took me 2 days to compile, and I considered re-arranging it and editing it, but the newfound free spirit in me punched the grammar nerd in the throat, so I left it as is. (I’m a damn liar, because I did end up going back through and editing it after I wrote this.)