caterwauls are my screams in the night from the back fence,
aimed at the inequitable situations in our present society and the ridiculousness of life's paths........
With a little silliness too . . . for sanity.

Yes,
yes, I know what town I come from, but my town it merged with another
town, but soon it is going to demerge from the town that was supposed to
be my town.

Oh, that very complicated! When you write your address,

what do you write?

I
don't know anymore. Before, I used to write Hull, but Hull changed to
Gatineau, but they tell us to wait 3 years before stopping to write Hull
to not mix up the mailman. But now, the Liberals they pass a law that
make it okay for Gatineau to be Hull again, but I don't know if we have
to wait 3 years to be able to write Hull, or when the 3 years are
passed, if we have to write Gatineau for 3 years, and after we write
Hull. Unless, of course, the PQ come back in power and we remerge with
Gatineau, then we'll have to write Gatineau for 3 years.

I'll leave now; I my head hurts...

It's so simple, Tabarnak: My town is Hull, my country is Quebec. But if you prefer, my town is Gatineau and mycountry is Canada.

OK, I think I understand!

It's about time. Anyway, it was fun talking to you, if you come around where I live; maybe you come and see me.

OK, but where? Hull in Quebec or Gatineau in Canada?

You're a pain in the ass. Forget the whole thing.

That, my friends, may be the most accurate portrait of Quebec that you will ever get! (author unknown)