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First off, thank you #shortiesworldwide for all of your love and support! Your undying adoration for the sleaze and cheese of 80s horror movies has helped the show become what it is today.

We want to be clear that the show will always be free, but having some additional capital will allow us to acquire gear, work with artists to create new merch, provide additional content, and cover basic expenses. This is where you can become an active member of the Say You Love Satan Army! A pledge of even a few dollars a month will help elevate the show beyond the pale.

So grab your Stig, Quig, Tooch and wallet, and sign your soul over to Satan!

Tiers

The Video Dead!

$1 or more per month ∙ 54 patrons

You are now part of...The Video Dead!

One dollar a month gets you a shout-out on the show, all of our ringtones, and the knowledge that Satan has a special place saved for you in hell. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

The Willies!

$5 or more per month ∙ 66 patrons

You have a terminal case of...The Willies!

Five dollars a month gets you a shout-out on the show, access to all exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

The Stuff!

$10 or more per month ∙ 40 patrons

You are addicted to...The Stuff!Ten dollars a month gets you a 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

All the Colors of the Dark

Unfortunately you will need them to see this amazing LIMITED edition poster designed by our good friend Kelsey @littlepressontheprairie!

In honor of our 100th episode, a gathering of the most nefarious artists have come together to present our favorite beasts and ghouls in this poster. How many movie references can your demon eyes spot?

The Mutilator!

$30 or more per month ∙ 3 patrons

You are...The Mutilator!

Thirty dollars a month gets you 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, all of our ringtones, and an exclusive Patreon member t-shirt! You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

Never be Sha-na-nah'd again in the only t-shirt endorsed by The Dark Lord!

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]

Director's Cut!

$50 or more per month ∙ 3 patrons

Director's Cut!

Did you ever yearn to smell your own Cronen-farts? Did you ever want to be John Carpenter motor-boating Adrienne Barbeau? Or maybe, Lucio Fulci eating steak tartar with a cat in the brain? Now is your chance!

As the director of the episode, you get to choose an 80s horror movie for us cover along with the segment. This episode will be featured in the main feed and you will also receive everything included in the thirty dollar reward.

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]

The Devil's Rain

Do you have unholy wares that you'd like us to share with our flock of black sheep?

Allow the Say You Love Satan Podcast to be of service!

At this level, you will receive advertising time on four episodes featured in the main feed, available to everyone in our Satanic Army! We will advertise your art, merchandise, website, movie, band, or any other products you are peddling.

Congratulations, you've made a binding blood pact and sold your soul to the devil!

Goals

Reaching this goal will allow us to pay off our equipment, advertise, continue to create new merch with artists we admire, and help cover the day-to-day costs of producing a podcast.

We realize that this is not a small goal but believe that it is achievable with the help of our amazing and loyal listeners.

You guys have made this show what it is, and we hope to continue the descent into madness for many years to come!

Much love from all of us here at SYLS!

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Greetings Say You Love Satanists!

First off, thank you #shortiesworldwide for all of your love and support! Your undying adoration for the sleaze and cheese of 80s horror movies has helped the show become what it is today.

We want to be clear that the show will always be free, but having some additional capital will allow us to acquire gear, work with artists to create new merch, provide additional content, and cover basic expenses. This is where you can become an active member of the Say You Love Satan Army! A pledge of even a few dollars a month will help elevate the show beyond the pale.

So grab your Stig, Quig, Tooch and wallet, and sign your soul over to Satan!

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Tiers

The Video Dead!

$1 or more per month ∙ 54 patrons

You are now part of...The Video Dead!

One dollar a month gets you a shout-out on the show, all of our ringtones, and the knowledge that Satan has a special place saved for you in hell. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

The Willies!

$5 or more per month ∙ 66 patrons

You have a terminal case of...The Willies!

Five dollars a month gets you a shout-out on the show, access to all exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

The Stuff!

$10 or more per month ∙ 40 patrons

You are addicted to...The Stuff!Ten dollars a month gets you a 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, and all of our ringtones. You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

All the Colors of the Dark

Unfortunately you will need them to see this amazing LIMITED edition poster designed by our good friend Kelsey @littlepressontheprairie!

In honor of our 100th episode, a gathering of the most nefarious artists have come together to present our favorite beasts and ghouls in this poster. How many movie references can your demon eyes spot?

The Mutilator!

$30 or more per month ∙ 3 patrons

You are...The Mutilator!

Thirty dollars a month gets you 3.5" embroidered SYLS patch of our main logo, a shout-out on the show, access to ALL exclusive Patreon episodes, all of our ringtones, and an exclusive Patreon member t-shirt! You will also have the ability to submit an 80s horror movie into our exclusive Patreon Monster Head Lottery and vote in the Deathmatch Mausoleum.

Never be Sha-na-nah'd again in the only t-shirt endorsed by The Dark Lord!

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]

Director's Cut!

$50 or more per month ∙ 3 patrons

Director's Cut!

Did you ever yearn to smell your own Cronen-farts? Did you ever want to be John Carpenter motor-boating Adrienne Barbeau? Or maybe, Lucio Fulci eating steak tartar with a cat in the brain? Now is your chance!

As the director of the episode, you get to choose an 80s horror movie for us cover along with the segment. This episode will be featured in the main feed and you will also receive everything included in the thirty dollar reward.

[Please include your shirt size somewhere in the address you provide.]

The Devil's Rain

Do you have unholy wares that you'd like us to share with our flock of black sheep?

Allow the Say You Love Satan Podcast to be of service!

At this level, you will receive advertising time on four episodes featured in the main feed, available to everyone in our Satanic Army! We will advertise your art, merchandise, website, movie, band, or any other products you are peddling.

Congratulations, you've made a binding blood pact and sold your soul to the devil!