It’s 6:45 am and I’m still watching the Oscars. Why? Because I’m old, and by the time I started watching my recording of the Academy Awards at 9 pm I was already exhausted. So yeah, I made it about 3/4 of the way through, and I’m watching the last bit now– and I’m loving it, btw! Seth MacFarlane can pretty much do no wrong in my book (the boob song? C’mon that was classic), and I think the show is really fun. As far as the winners… well… I’m reminded of something my cousin told me many years ago. His theory about the Oscars was a theory of ‘make-ups.’ Actors who didn’t get the Oscar, for whatever reason, for a role that they should have gotten it for, would eventually get a make-up Oscar of sorts. For example, Halle Berry‘s Oscar was really for Dorothy Dandridge, but that was an HBO movie, so they went ahead and gave it to her for Monster’s Ball. I don’t know that this theory applies across the board, but as soon as I saw the 2013 Best Picture winner, I thought Oh that’s nice. They’re making up for his Best Director snub. But hey!It’s the Oscars, and they’re fun, and even if these aren’t my picks (I already told y’all Rust & Bone would win every award in my Oscar ceremony), congratulations are in order to the big winners! Click inside for more!

“Before My Time” from Chasing Ice, music and lyric by J. Ralph
“Everybody Needs A Best Friend” from Ted, music by Walter Murphy; lyric by Seth MacFarlane
“Pi’s Lullaby” from Life of Pi, music by Mychael Danna; lyric by Bombay Jayashri“Skyfall” from Skyfall, music and lyric by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth–WINNER
“Suddenly” from Les Misérables, music by Claude-Michel Schönberg; lyric by Herbert Kretzmer and Alain Boublil

Wait..Are you saying Argo didn’t deserve Best Picture? It was such a great movie! I’m so glad it won..I liked Seth MacFarlane’s joke about the Academy regretting not nominating Ben Affleck for Best Director..And even though MacFarlane was a great host and his opening was super funny, I thought it went on a bit too long..The boob song with the actress cameos was so great though..

And please..Can we talk about how awful Anne Hathaway is? Her speech was so full of crap I could smell it all the way in San Diego! She’s just the worst..

kendra, I thought ‘Argo’ was a great movie. And I can see how/why the Academy would choose it for Best Picture, but IMO, it wasn’t THE best picture of the year. Ultimately, I’m not mad about the win… it just wouldn’t have been my pick.

Okay, please elaborate on Anne Hathaway, lol! So many people are anti-her! Does she come off like a snob? Is that it?

She’s just so obnoxious! From her “My dream came true” fakeness at the beginning of her speech to her lame reference to her husband at the end..Ugh..She’s just..The worst! I can’t even take her acting seriously..I always see her pretending to be the character.. And you KNOW that biznatch calls acting her “craft”..Her face is annoying, too..No one has made me want to punch them in the face as much as this chick..And I’m a lover not a fighter! I just can’t help it..I know..I have issues..Whatever.. ;)

Shannon, I’m so glad you feel the same way about Seth!!! I thought he KILLED it- he is a true entertainer and I could listen to him sing all day. Loved the boob song and Charlize Theron’s reaction hahaha!

I can’t believe I watched the entire thing, but I did… Anyways… Seth was the saving grace. Out of the entire show, I only have one question from the end. If no one knows the winners until the show, how did they know what names to put in the losers song to close out the show? Do they expect us to believe they wrote it during the show?