I'm sure I'm supposed to write something witty and charming here, letting everyone know how amazing I think I am, what I want out of life and people specifically, and introduce some literary "shock and awe".

That being said, I'm never good at filling this section out, so if you're curious, just ask me!

What I’m doing with my life

Flitting from one shiny to another on the whim of my ADD.

I’m really good at

Several things, actually. If you have a question, just ask.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm human? Seriously, no one asks that of others, so they're all guesses. One could also note the decaying skin, open sores, patches of drying blood, listless shamble and glazed-over look. Of course, it was Halloween, and I'm sure other zombies were in attendance so maybe I faded into the background after all.

I think about the parallels between the current political state and the fall of Rome (minus the violence), and what that spells for our future. I'm always on the lookout for a new gadget or project to re-purpose an existing one.

On a typical Friday night I am

I don't go out as much as I used to, so most nights, including weekends, are usually spent watching movies, playing on the computer or working on some new project my ADD and OCD demand I get done, but only until something shiny catches my eye.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

That pretty much contradicts the definition of "private" when posting it for the world to read.

However, in the spirit of things, I have come to terms with my bi urges and even acted on them a couple of times. Not emotionally bi, but sexually bi.

You should message me if

If you want the launch codes to medieval catapults lining the eastern seaboard. Or simply curious about what makes me tick. No, not facial ticks. The doctor said those are normal.