Fine. The Internet Wins. Here’s A Video Of A Student Getting Arrested In Class For Being S@%#y.

It’s a slow internet day. There’s nothing I can do about it, and there’s nothing you can do about it. All we can really do on a day like this is try our darnedest to find something to watch. Today, the thing we’re going to watch is a student getting arrested in class. It’s about five minutes long, but please PLEASE feel free to just start at around 2:30. What you’ll notice is that the woman/girl/I-have-no-idea-what-her-age-is probably doesn’t deserve to get arrested, but you’re still so happy she’s getting arrested.

So that’s the thing we watched. We sure did watch that. My favorite part is how the police have to ask if she needs and ambulance because they are police and the girl has to say yes because she is s@%#y. I also love her “you’re making me do this” mentality. I think she and I will get married now. Does LegalZoom do eventual restraining orders?