How do you write so much ridikkilus stuff? OK, so I just wanted to take the time to tell you that weird things happened to ME while I was reading it. I mean, I think this story has some sort of transferrable aura. (Not Auror.)
Ok so the first weird thing that happened what that one of your scenes scarily resembled mine. It was extremely similar. And I posted mine shortly ago so I am in no way accusing yourself (or myself, because I just read this now) of copying. It was the kitchen scene, with the Love Potion. Only in my story, it was a kitchen scene with an ANTI-Love Potion. (And it was Scorpius, not Severus. House elves did play a role, though.)
Weird.
Secondly, in this last chapter I decided to traverse the pages of The Philsopher's (Sorcerer's for dumb Americans (like me)) Stone to compare the dialogue. I flipped open this lovely book (which I haven't opened in a while, sadly) (and actually this one's my sister's; the one I read was a library book, so I've never opened this particular one) (but it's the same edition I think) to the EXACT. RIGHT. SPOT. Like, it was the first line of print my curious eye fell on.
WEIRD.
You are purely ridiculous. Your story also scarily resembles some of my late night why-am-I-awake-at-midnight-on-a-school-night stories that I tell to my sister. However, yours is funnier and follows a more distinct plotline, which is to be hoped, after all, since you were writing it down and I was rambling.
What was I even talking about?
Anyway, good story. Sorry this review was so long. You have 88 (now 89) on this chapter alone so you may be tired of reading them. Well, too bad.
I would say never stop writing (my catchphrase) but I'm slightly afraid of what that encouragement mayhaps produce.
Fireproof hats off to you!
~fwoopersong8

Hey JuicyJuice! Loving the story so far, I think the last I laughed so hard my nose fell off!! (not literally, I mean, I'm not Voldemort or anything). I was just thinking, that this would be great read out loud... say on the audiobook podcast? Do you know if this has already been done? If not, take this as me asking your permission to read it out myself! I would love the privilege! Thanks for the amazing writing,
Nymphadora Lovegood of HogwartsBlog

This is like the funniest thing I have ever read. You know, it actually reminds me a lot of A Very Potter Musical. You've probably seen it but if not, you would LOVE IT! Anyway just wanted to tell you how much I love this story! :)

I like you a lot. See, because of you, my abdominals are more visible than ever before.

You write of such silly things with such elegance, such style! I am in awe. I type this with a dry mouth and shriveled salivary glands because I lost my jaw to the floor (I should get that fixed, shouldn't I?).