The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new
pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear,"
she said to her husband, "You wouldn't expect to find
fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find
gift wrapping on a dead beaver."

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