alright.... this question has hit my school and right now there is this massive debate on who is better.... pirates or ninjas.... it's the question that has plagued the mind for maybe the last decade and is now tearing my school apart... i'm actually serious, there is a war going on right now from year 9 to year 12.... it may be a stupid little issue but right now this needs to resolved...

i stand with the ninjas.... i think they are far more superior than pirates for many reasons, however...i want to know everyone's opinion,

so my question to you is.... who will win in the battle of pirates vs ninjas.....

totally! i mean pirates are just dumbasses who have an eyepatch, a wooden leg and a stupid parrot who only wants a cracker... ninjas are swift, can stealth and can defeat the enemy so easily with just a shurikin... they are trained assassins.

totally! i mean pirates are just dumbasses who have an eyepatch, a wooden leg and a stupid parrot who only wants a cracker... ninjas are swift, can stealth and can defeat the enemy so easily with just a shurikin... they are trained assassins.

totally! i mean pirates are just dumbasses who have an eyepatch, a wooden leg and a stupid parrot who only wants a cracker... ninjas are swift, can stealth and can defeat the enemy so easily with just a shurikin... they are trained assassins.

totally! i mean pirates are just dumbasses who have an eyepatch, a wooden leg and a stupid parrot who only wants a cracker... ninjas are swift, can stealth and can defeat the enemy so easily with just a shurikin... they are trained assassins.

I don't care if ninjas can beat cowboys (though I think anyone with guns can beat hide in the dark espionage pussies) but cowboys are just so badass. Clint Eastwood and "3:10 to Yuma's" Christian Bale proves it for me, ninja films are just a joke to me. "White Ninja" had the worst death scenes and the animated naruto is just so gay, the japanese culture over emphasizes ninjas, where as the spaghetti westerns are actually realistic.

But anyways everyone knows humans can't beat robots. They'll take over the world y'know. Zombie Cowboy Pirate Ninja Robots from Space that came from the future.

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