Jessica Simpson Got Married

This story would have been a whole lot more exciting if Jessica Simpson had not gone through with the wedding or if she ended up marrying Eric's fill in best man who also doubles as a trainer. She marries him because he is more motivated. Meanwhile Eric marries some police woman who looks a lot like Mrs. Stiffler and Eric's brother marries a woman who works for MasterCard.

Anyway, Jessica and her boyfriend/baby daddy did get married yesterday. Their son Ace served as ring bearer and Maxwell was the flower girl and was joined by Ashlee Simpson's son Bronx who will probably have to do the same thing when his mom gets married again.

She married a lazy loser, it's really sad. All he's going to do is cheat and take her for millions. She's not a genius but she is a nice person and it's so sad everyone around her is such a crazy loser.

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