Must be pretty nice being Spike Lee: front row seats to the Knicks, moat-protected seats at Yankee Stadium, always at the games so he doesn't have to listen to announcers like Michael Kay make terrible puns with one of his more famous films.

And now this, a Mark Teixeira bat—a Tex message! look at that smile, he could have walked into the Yankee clubhouse and just straight up asked for a bat and gotten one signed by the whole team. But there's nothing quite like going to a game and getting an unexpected souvenir.