Japanese Dogs Go Hard

If you’re anything like me, the only thing keeping you from getting a pet is the fact that it would be wildly irresponsible. Take away the long work hours, the cramped apartment, and the transient lifestyle, and I would buy a dog in a heartbeat.

Unfortunately, those are the realities of my situation, so I have to resort to running Google image searches for “Neapolitan mastiffs” and watching YouTube clips of puppies playing football. I wish I could say that was the saddest part of my life, but that would be a lie. Anyway, you can imagine my utter confusion and subsequent delight when I stumbled upon the following Japanese TV show [via MeFi]. You tell me, GSpotters: Animal cruelty, or literally the best show ever?