Arkansas Vs. Ole Miss Live Blog

We're underway in Oxford, as our fearless Razorbacks are braving the land of bowties to take on the....Grizzly bears? Rebel bears? Hairy clawed colonel?

Whatever they are, the Razorbacks are playing them, and we need this one, Sports fans. I'll jump right in when something fun happens.

1st Quarter

10:17- 3rd down for the Hogs in Rebel territory, and Brandon Allen gets taken out to a nice seafood dinner, and then never called again.

8:05- Swag Kelly and Ole miss have their drive stall, and punt to the Hogs. Swag Kelly is such an unfortunate nickname. Swag is most definitely on the way out. Pretty soon that will be like having "Bling" in your nickname.

Big Shot downfield into Rebel territory! Take that Land Shark Defense. What a horrible name. This team is full of terrible names.

4:45- DREW MORGAN CATCHES A HUGE TOUCHDOWN DIME FROM ALLEN!!!! I TOLD YOU ALL HE WAS THE NEXT GREAT ARKANSAS RECEIVER!

3:50- "Arkansas throws everything and the kitchen sink at Chad Kelly, but Kelly calls a plumber and somehow avoids the sack"-My interpretation of the CBS announcers

2:08- DJ Dean goes down and we have an injury timeout. That's a real shame because he just hit us with that follow on Instagram, and he's from Texas!

1:32- Ole Miss runs in from the 5 for a touchdown. They went down the field so fast, our D looks like they have no idea what just happened.

1:20- Brandon Allen scrambles and completes an incredible pass to improve to 8 for 8 on the day. This dude came to play.

2nd Quarter

14:11- If there's a flag while we're on offense, you can guarantee it's a hold. We replay the down and there's another flag? Really guys? If this were Madden I would absolutely run the fake field goal. No one would see it coming.

12:58- Is our Defense playing well? Is Ole Miss just kind of chucking the ball around and not taking this game seriously yet? Do they not remember last year?

12:45- We've thrown the ball 3 times more than we've run. Slants, screens, boots....Is the ghost of Bobby Petrino calling this game?Sprinkle gets open and Allen laces it in for the first down!

9:42- 4th and inches with the biggest O line in football, and we push through for the first down. Finally.

7:45- "Brandon Allen sucks, let's try out Peavey or Storey."-IdiotsAllen looks off a corner and throws a dime to the corner of the end zone. This is beautiful.

6:52- I would never wish injury on someone, but it would be great to just lay Chad Kelly the heck out. He looks way too comfortable in the pocket.

5:00- As everyone expected?????? Both teams are marching down the field.

2:15- Hunter Henry for president. Alex Collins for VP. Drew Morgan for Speaker of the House.

Alex Collins just ran for a first down that sounded like a train running through a large glass building. DON'T THROW STONES IF YOU LIVE IN ONE OTHERWISE ALEX COLLINS WILL TRUCK YOU.

0:54- We're stopped on 3rd down, and trot out our freshman kicker for a long field goal. 45 harder and he....................................is frozen by our team? Play clock was running out and we called a Time Out.

Here's the kick again and it is....................GOOD! Straight down the middle, had another 10 yards. Fun fact, that kid is a Lone Star Hog!

0:20- Are they going to risk turnover or injury to try and drive from 70 yards out?

0:02- An impossibly bone headed pass interference play is giving Ole Miss a shot at a 30 yard field goal to tie it up going into the half......which they make.

I know I should be happier about being tied 17-17, but with Brandon Allen playing this well, we should be taking advantage more. See y'all on the flip side.

3rd Quarter

7:47- It's 30-24. IT happened somehow. I'm not sure. This is practically a Big-12 game. Allen playing incredibly. And freaking Ole Miss scoring again off of another stupid Arkansas penalty. Make that 24-30 Ole Miss.