Wednesday, 3 February 2010

What's in the News

My lovely Jeannie was going through some old e-mails and came across these old headlines I had sent her several years ago (2005)...which are still worth sharing....I actually have no idea where I found these, or who I should be giving credit for their organization, but thanks... and if you have some from more current news, send them in....

These are Actual Headlines..

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Panda Mating Fails;Veterinarian Takes Over[What a guy!]

Some seem very (obviously) logical...

War Dims Hope for Peace[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile[You think?]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

Cold Wave Linkedto Temperatures[Who would have thought!]

Others seem like revolutionary improvements.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

Local High SchoolDropouts Cut in Half[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

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I'm a retired math teacher, calc-stats-the regular stuff... Interested in Math, math history, and assorted other curiosities.Married and in love with a gorgeous woman. I have a math page on the etymology of math terms, and another, On This Day in Math, which covers historical events related to the current date.