Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

If I spilled as much blood on my shirt as that picture shows, I would have larger problems to contend with than getting it out with snake venom, such as: "Where should I hide the body" or "Better buy a new shirt; I'm burning this one".

Scott-o, the dirty hat dilemma was also my first thought when I saw the article.

Yoick, all this danger all around me. The part I don't understand is, Anaheim isn't anywhere near Hollywood. I know this: Once I generate an acceptable income ($40 or $50 million), I am definitely moving someplace safer, like South Miami.

It doesn't have to be cottonmouth, actually. You could use rattlesnake venom as well as several chemicals that have the same effect, including Dilantin, Naphthalene, and Trinitrotoluene. They make you die in the same way too. Scared yet? You should be. I'm some internet psycho that knows a lot about poisons.

Hey MeL - didn't see you hiding over there.
And I wish I were clever enough to answer. I would, however, like to thank you for sticking the word mellifluous into my brain. It was, of course, already there, but had been pleasantly dormant for a very long time. Now it keeps jumping out at random, followed by woo sounds.

This is the part where you are supposed to say that I don't look that old, since you do at least have the advantage of being able to pick me out of a lineup. Not that you would have to, probably. Unless, of course, I catch somebody tracing my ping. Which Alex assures me won't happen, since I use my real address. I guess then, they'll just send the blue bunny guy after me (I'm not scared of snakes).

But the old guy needs some sleep, and while I might be the most useful person at the party on the other list (somewhere along the way, I did learn some math), I'll go a few hours back and think of those tangential curves. So the questions (at least mine) will have to wait.

In the early 60s they were selling "enzyme active" detergents (which did the same job as venom), until someone started noticing where the enzymes went after they went down the drain. Ah, but snake venom is 100% natural, and biodegradable (after a while...)

Alex!i did not describe it as being small-u did,and u had it cut off as well.arrrrgh.
i refuse to end that story even though it would allow me to name YOU as the person who catches...
too nasty--im going back to talking abt strider.

I'm sorry, but when I saw the photo on that site, the first thing out of my mouth was, "That's not blood, that's tomato sauce!" Far too orangeish and chunky to be blood. Real blood stains are much darker, bordering on brownish black in color.