[I'm bored. If I don't find something to do soon, I'm just going to go to the observation deck and waste away in the universe's inevitable heat death thinking of "the good old days"... Say, whatcha doing over there, Taters? You're looking rather pensive. - HopelessCynic]

[Just thinking... It's been exactly three years. - Meat&Potatoes]

[Since....? - HopelessCynic]

[Your last colonoscopy? - SniperDisciple]

[What is with you and butts today? - ModMan]

[Today? I'm insulted you think my preoccupation with butts is limited to only this one day. - SniperDisciple]

[The last MPD Post. It was by us. In 2015. No replies back then, either. - Meat&Potatoes]

[Do you suspect they've found a cure for MPD? - ModMan]

[Goodness, I hope not. - SniperDisciple]

[Not really, I just think the novelty has worn off. - Meat&Potatoes]

[So? We just introduce a new character, give him some three-dimensional development, follow him over the course of an emotionally gripping story arc, and then let SniperDisciple drop him unceremoniously with a well-placed RPG... In the butt. - HopelessCynic]

[Awww, you spoil me, Cynic. - SniperDisciple]

[Maybe we should hang it up. You know, retire... The writing has been on the wall for years now. - Meat&Potatoes]

[What?? We can't do that! This is a lifelong condition! We just need to find a way to spread it. - ModMan]

[Pretty sure MPD isn't a communicable disease, Mod. - HopelessCynic]

[It isn't? Then what was in that vial labeled "MPD" that I've been sprinkling in @Random's food when he isn't watching? - SniperDisciple]

[*suddenly appears* Oh c'mon, Scyphi, you've been stuck here for over eight years now, and you mean to tell me you still haven't gotten used to the fact that we all can, and will, appear and disappear at will like this?--EvilScyphi]

[GAH! *grumbles to self for a second* Look, I know, I know, it's just...I don't know what my deal is!--Scyphi]

[You know what might help with that? *disappears and then immediately reappears* A coconut! Like this one here that I've been saving for a rainy day.--RandomScyphi]

[*suddenly appears but is oblivious to Scyphi's startled yelp* But it's not raining.--StupidScyphi]

[That is perhaps the most intelligent thing I've ever heard you say...which, all things considered, only shows just how LOW you've set the bar.--EvilScyphi]

[ Aw, thank you! You're so nice!--StupidScyphi]

[I'm not nice, I'm EVIL!--EvilScyphi]

[...yeah, sure. Anyway, getting back to my coconut...--RandomScyphi]

[*suddenly appears and ignores Scyphi spazzing out about it* And just how will a coconut help Scyphi to finally adjust to us appearing around at random?--SmartScyphi]

[I mean, you've only been trying to figure out how to safely destroy it for the past...well, let's see here...*does some quick mental math*...about six whole years now, so you gotta be getting pretty close now, right?--EvilScyphi]

[...--SmartScyphi]

[You haven't figured out how to destroy it at all yet, have you?--StupidScyphi]

[What's with you and all of these actually rather intelligently observant statements today?--RandomScyphi]

[Okay, I admit it! It's taken a bit longer to figure out than I first thought...--SmartScyphi]

[Heck of a lot longer than just a bit, smartypants, I mean it's been SIX YEARS for crying out loud!--EvilScyphi]

[IF NOTHING ELSE...I have found a way to keep that cure safely stored where it can't come to harm or be abused by Scyphi in the meantime. So there's that.--SmartScyphi]

[So out of curiosity...what IS this means of safely storing and where might it be located?--Scyphi]

[Like I'd really telly you.--SmartScyphi]

[*juggling his coconut* It's in his room, inside a small cardboard box on his desk. The top's not even closed.--RandomScyphi]

[RANDOM!--SmartScyphi]

[And just how do you know this?--EvilScyphi]

[I popped over there to see real quick while you were all talking about it.--RandomScyphi]

[*starting to slink away* Oh. Well. In that case...I think I'll just slip in there myself, and...--Scyphi]

[Back in my day, medicine tasted like wet dirt mixed with pig slop, and we had to walk ten miles, uphill both ways, through snow, barefoot, to get it. - @Random Sr.]

[I see it splits personalities into multiple subpersonalities. - Meat&Potatoes]

[Personality-ception! - HopelessCynic]

[I hereby sentence the flavoring of this chemical compound to life in its container, without parole, so that it may not harm anyone's taste buds ever again! - The Hon. @Random]

[Can I go back to playing Descent after taking this medicine, daddy? - @Random Jr.]

[In retrospect, I should have chosen a different test subject. - ModMan]

[No representation is made that the quality of the personality-splitting elixer to be consumed is greater than the quality of any other personality-splitting elixer created by other insane mad-science types. - @Random, Esq.]

[*suddenly materializes* Hi! -StupidDisciple]

[Oh geez. - HopelessCynic]

[Let us gather and pray that StupidDisciple never touches this wretched demon-brew that the poor, misguided ModMan hath wrought upon this world. - Rev. @Random]