I didn't see one of these...
Anyway, I need something to laugh at everyonce in a while, so I was wondering if people had favourite quotes. I think this belongs here because it's about movie/book/tv quotes.

This quote isn't actually shakespeare. It was either added in at a later date by a different playwrite, or it was stolen from someone else who had said it 40 years earlier. I read one in a book, and I forget where the other came from.
I know to much

barney: awww.... look at you! you've transformed into the most awesome person i know! well... second most awesome.
robin: oh yeah of course, the first being you.
barney: nooo... the first being this guy i know who lives in the mirror. what up!

oh lol i love this show specers barney

also an old quote from season one but it still gets a laugh outta me

ted: yes barney, your submissions were received and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.

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Well the only quotes I can think of are lines that I memorised for my E.Lit. A-Levels... Which were months ago, but I guess I'll never forget them, being told to remember them so much.

"Whether we fall by ambition, blood or lust
Like diamonds we are cut with our own dust." Ferdinand, The Duchess of Malfi - Webster.

"Glories, like glow-worms, afar off shine bright
But look'd to near have neither heat nor light." ...I think Bosola says that one, same play.

"A prince's court
Is like a common fountain, whence should flow
Pure silver drops in general. But if't chance
Some curs'd example poisoned it near the head,
Death and disease throught the whole land spread." Antonio, same play... Man, I'm good!

"Here's a night pities neither wise man nor fool." The Fool, King Lear - Shakespeare (we did King Lear over a year ago, but I adored the Fool, I wish I could remember more of his lines! Poor Fool, in the storm.)

"Haruhi: What is it?
Kyon: I've sorta got a thing for girls with ponytails.
Haruhi: What?
Kyon: I can't remember exactly when, but you had your hair in a ponytail and it looked so good on you it was criminal!
Haruhi: What're you, an idiot?"

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