Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas is quite a sight to see, He walks upon his knuckles and swings from tee to tee, With a mouth that sucks a lemon and a squinty beady eye, The Yellow Rogue of Texas snarls, “Y’all don’t mess with I!!”

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas is dastardly indeed, He takes away from chi’ren the things they dearly need, And he screws the old folks royal, While spittin’ in their eye, That Yellow Rogue of Texas is His Mama’s kinda guy!

He’s the meanest little cowchip these eyes have ever seen, He learned it all from Mama, that mean goat-ropin’ queen, And he hands out special favors to all his kith and kin But if you point the finger, man, they’re sure to haul you in.

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas can blow it out his ass He’s never sat a saddle – too busy burnin’ gas – And he wears that big ol’ buckle, the size of ol’ Big D, Emblazened in red, white and blue it reads, “Praise God and Me!!”

Oh, the Yellow Rogue of Texas went AWOL from the Guard, He hid out in the bushes (a-snortin' mighty hard), When they asked him why he'd done it, he smirked and scratched his head, "My Daddy said I oughtta let the brown boys go instead!"

He’s a twisted little psycho, who thinks he’s mighty tough, He chokes himself on pretzels and treats his doggy rough. Says his daddy didn’t love ‘im, just ‘cuz he couldn’t read - That’s why the Rogue of Texas is so hateful and so peeved.

There's a sneaky, snarky Yalie who cheered his way through school, Instead of bein’ brilliant, the guy was just a tool, And this cheerleader got huffy when asked who Daddy owned, "Just shut yer trap, ya lib'ral, or I'll have ya Skulled and Boned!"

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"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it."~Harry S. Truman