With the Dodos Working at CNN, I’m Not Surprised

So when you employ one dodo after another at CNN (like the anchorette who wondered how global warming was related to the meteor that struck Russia earlier this year), it should not come as a surprise when a CNN anchorman believes that mankind “hunted the dildo to extinction.” You think I made this up? Enjoy the most hilarious 24 seconds of video available today (Memo to The Daily Show: You can take the day off):

UPDATE: Just when you think you’ve nailed the top absurdity of the day, along comes Anthony Weiner (aka, “Carlos Danger”) to upend everything. I give up.