Wednesday, October 31, 2012

How Halloween Gets

Plan A: Go to LA to
be with friends. Especially with Mary at her house near South Pasadena where it is Halloween
Lollapalooza and thousands of people swarm the streets in search of candy and
who knows what else!

Plan B: A hurricane that closed the airports and turned my
apartment into Hotel Rwanda for those who needed electricity and showers. Which
was achieved during the day.

Plan C: A date night, my husband and I went to a great
Indian restaurant on Ninth Avenue
and then came home and watched the 2009 classic The Human Centipede. Oh yes we
did. It was awful. But I kind of loved
it because the line was so crossed and bravery kept it there. Besides, what’s
so wrong with eating ass?

Hate it, love it, but remember: if it were not for the
Dutch, _______________________.