Olivia Wilde is Single

Olivia Wilde and her husband Bastardo Luckiestando (I’m guessing here.) have officially separated. People has the exclusive:

“They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their relationship work,” says a source.Wilde, 26, eloped with Ruspoli, 35, an Italian prince whose family owns Rome’s Palazzo Ruspoli, when she 18 years old.

Wait. Olivia Wilde was married to an Italian prince? Jesus. If this guy can’t keep a woman happy, what chance does the Average Joe have? We might as well stay cold and emotionally distant, yet conveniently available for sex, from here on out. I mean, what’s the point? *pulls hoodie over head* I’ll just be over here, alone, handsomely brooding. Pain so palpable you want to take me home and nurse me to health like an injured bird. An injured bird who likes pancakes. Just throwing that out there.

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He probably got tired of fucking her and jamming his dick into bone matter. And we all know girls that skinny have eating disorders which keep them from getting wet. So I know it felt like he was sticking his penis in a box of Puppy Chow.

lol @linda19 freals!
-Olivia is kind of worthless, I watched house and she was meh, besides that I have no fucking idea what she has been in besides some magazine interviews and that Tron movie which, let’s face it, I will NEVER watch.
…unless it will score me a date with the skinny bitch, in which case I will slip her a mickey,,,,,
Fun times.
:)

I feel like the only person on Earth (or in Hell for that matter) who thinks this chick is as boringly bland as any female can be and still get famous. I mean, for what, who the fuck knows? She’s dull and skinny, no tits and no talent. Dammit, the boss is involved in this one, isn’t he… Satan!

A lot of young female celebrities in their 20s and 30s are considered hot simply because their young and everything is still firm and tight on their bodies. But in my opinion there are quite a few female celebs that look no hotter than the girls I went to high school with. Pretty girls, but not smoking hot.