The Cutlery Catastrophe

It was a dark and dreary evening, the family had all hit the hayseveral hours beforehand, colorful dishes and shiny flatwarehad been washed and put away;When all was silent in the utensil drawer, a knife suddenly awoke,“Hey guys,” the cutter yelled, “come see this odd-shaped thing-It has to be a joke!”The kitchen became quite chatty, but a blank stare came fromthe spoon and fork,“What is this creepy creature?” they shouted“Well, hello there,” it said “I’m a spork!”The spoon immediately fainted; the fork would follow soon,“Next thing you’re going to tell us” said the knife,“Is that the cow jumped over the moon!”“Well, I don’t know about that,” said the spork, as he crackeda wicked smile, “but I can tell you that the wife said whenmorning comes ‘round, all silverware will go in a pile.”“What ever does this mean?” was the only thing heardas they nervously weighed their fates;well, the next day came and every one was replaced-with plastic cutlery and cups, and paper plates!

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I am a 42 year old mother of four. Been married to my husband Patrick for 24 years. I am also a college student. I attend SCCC and will graduate in May, 2013; I plan on obtaining my BA/MA in English from SUNY Albany.