I’m a 19 year old Soviet Homosexual (Gay communist for you bigots). I draw Socialist Anime and Manga propaganda on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my red book and playing superior Russian games. (Metro 2033, Sturmovik IL-2, STALKER series)

I train with my Marxist-Leninism bushido every day, this superior book can cut clean through any Conservative logic because it this book is over a thousand times correct, and is vastly superior to any other Nazi on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better at shooting Republicans with my Mosin Nagant every day.

I speak Chinese fluently, both Soviet and the Maoist dialect, and I speak North Korean fluently as well. I know everything about Soviet history and their red books, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Stalingrad to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent Socialist Republic. I hope I can become a soldier in the Chinese red army or even a Premier!

I own several military uniforms, which I wear in school. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to North Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my fellow Communists and Socialists and speak Chinese or Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.