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Plumbing Urban Legend

10-11-2008, 02:04 PM

Im sure that you all have heard the story about the plumber who was working on a septic pump and pull out some condoms, he then told the home owner what he found, the home owner is like good to know i got a vasectomy 2 years ago with out his wife knowing.

i have heard that one from many diffent people, i was wondering if you all knew of any others.

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I put in a sewage pump a year ago and got called out because it stopped working. The lady was kinda rude to me and asked why her expensive pump stopped. I told her that the cigarette butts stopped the impeller. She said "nobody smokes here!". Then her daughter sheepishly bolted and she caught on. She was pissed.

Snaked out a drain with the customer watching. Pulled back little boys superman underwear. She just kept looking at me then said, we don't have any kids and none have been over here. See ya!

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i got a call from a woman saying she was having a problem with her toilet, her husband was comming back on island in 2 days and she didn't want him to be bothered with the toilet problem.

pull the throne, run the snake in and retrieve 2 condoms. as i'm preparing the bill she asks me how i'm going to write this up and reminds me, once again, that her husband will be back in 2 days. i enjoyed reminding her about what NOT to try to flush. she paid the tab and gave me a nice tip.

steve

In the never ending struggle to keep the water flowing.... The Poo Poo Cowboy rides again!!!

I put in a sewage pump a year ago and got called out because it stopped working. The lady was kinda rude to me and asked why her expensive pump stopped. I told her that the cigarette butts stopped the impeller. She said "nobody smokes here!". Then her daughter sheepishly bolted and she caught on. She was pissed.

Snaked out a drain with the customer watching. Pulled back little boys superman underwear. She just kept looking at me then said, we don't have any kids and none have been over here. See ya!

Tyman,
You really have a way of spooking me.
That last one would have me on the phone getting these people some attention,unwanted no doubt.

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Who and why would someone get a vasectomy without his wifes knowledge?

I don't know about the rest of you all but I pull back condoms all the time here. Maybe it's these old cast iron pipes that tend to catch them more or what. Or maybe people hump like rabbits here. What freaks me out is they always seem to be Magnums

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Who and why would someone get a vasectomy without his wifes knowledge?

I don't know about the rest of you all but I pull back condoms all the time here. Maybe it's these old cast iron pipes that tend to catch them more or what. Or maybe people hump like rabbits here. What freaks me out is they always seem to be Magnums