As some of you already know I have a few author signings scheduled for 2017. YAY! And recently I have been going over ALL of the swag possibilities that I'd like to shove in your faces when you see me! Oh, I know you want it!

So here's my dilemma...

Dick Face Glasses or Penis Pops?

Let's start with Dick Face Glasses...

Now we all know that being called a dickhead is not the most ideal term we'd like to consider ourselves. Right? Right. But some of you, and you know who you are, can totally relate! So what better way to wear that moniker loud and proud that to sport a pair of dick shades? And could you imagine if they were all kinds of pink glittery sparkles?

Oh, hell the yes!

So I'll leave this visual for you all to spin the idea while I move on to our next possibility...​

Photo Credit via ShipADick

Now let's talk Penis Pops...

We all know that everyone likes a good sucker! We like em' big or small, long or short, colorful or solid. Regardless of the preference, we all love a tasty sucker!

(And lookie at all those puns in the one sentence)

And seeing as though we all like to get our suck on, let's ponder the possibility of a multi-colored penis pop shoved in your pie hole! I can only imagine how good that would taste!

So take a moment and drool over the sugary goodness below!

Photo Credit via Candy for Bachelorette Party

So now that you've had some time to think about it, head on down this thread and let me know which one you'd like to have!

Pick Your Dick!

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S.L. Romines lives in a small town in Central California, and if you blink you just might miss it. She resides on a ranch with her family which she lovingly refers to as the funny farm. Between getting dish pan hands, listening to three bickering teenagers, pretending that she’s a gourmet chef (her family would like to disagree), and trying to tune out the sound of twenty-seven deranged Guinea fowl, somehow she finds the time to write about crazy characters that even make her laugh till she cries.