under the weather

My belly has been in a world of hurt the last few weeks, and I’ve been losing ALL of my hairs. Last night my Aunt Carrie Ann came over and rubbed me so I could sleep.

The moment of truth came this morning, and I finally went to the vet, so I’ll just cut to the chase. I’ve got some good news, some bad news, and some even worse news.

this was my cruise director. she was pretty cool.

The good news is that I’m going to live. Yep, there appears to be a cure for my most deadly of illnesses.

The bad news is that I’ve got a GI infection AND the Mange. Don’t even ask me how they tested my GI health, it was a violation like nothing I’ve ever known before. I don’t know that I’ll ever be able to talk about it, and I’m certain I’m going to have nightmares.

I’m on new meds and will hopefully be on the mend soon. I’m just hoping my hairs grow back so I don’t have to keep wearing all those stupid sweaters.

To all of you two-leggers out there paying money to have all the good warm hair lasered from your body, SHAME! I wish Mange on ALL YOUR HOUSES!

The even worse news is that I’m off from camp for a few weeks until I get healthy again. I’m basically on forced house arrest for a crime I didn’t commit and it’s absolute bull. Needless to say, I’m not taking this news very well, but I am trying my best to be optimistic.

To any pups out there reading this post, keep washing your paws (WITH SOAP) and keep your filthy little mouths out of my water bowl. Don’t even think about sniffing my ladyparts. I don’t need any unwashed miscreants giving me the bark or any other sniffingly transmitted diseases.

I’ve been pretty lax on my posting since I’ve been sick, but I’m planning to catch up in the next few weeks now that I’ve got some time to kill. I’m also hoping to catch up on my correspondence, watch some backlogged criminal minds on the DVR and really dig in to my chess game. I think it’s critical that I keep myself busy or I might go insane. I might campaign for a wii – I’ve been hearing very good things about the yoga on that thing, and I could use some zen in my life.