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Food and fucking have a lot of concepts in common. Eating out, sucking, nibbling. Attractive men and women are often described as tasty. Yummy. Delicious. Mouth-watering. Her ass is juicy; he's a sweet piece of mancandy; she's a peach. So what happens when you mix cooking ingredients and copulation? It's called Sploshing.

Above: The infamous food scene from 1986 film 9½ Weeks, starring Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke. They make it seem awfully fun. Your results may vary. Some may tolerate chocolate sauce, honey or whipped cream, but balk at SpaghettiOs or baked beans. But Wet And Messy sex (WAM) has its enthusiasts, hence Splosh Magazine, and sites like Splosh A Girl. Personally, I don't see the appeal in the savory stuff. But I could imagine a scenario in which I sit naked on a cake, and someone has to lick off all the frosting. That sounds like fun. I'm just not ready for pasta. But you know what they say… Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.