*'''Nom''' + {{For}} This guy not only wrote a ton of UnNews, he got loads of them featured too. And he just joined, like, ''3 freaking months ago''. You gotta give it to him, man. --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 08:40, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

*'''Nom''' + {{For}} This guy not only wrote a ton of UnNews, he got loads of them featured too. And he just joined, like, ''3 freaking months ago''. You gotta give it to him, man. --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 08:40, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

*{{boner}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 08:47, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

*{{boner}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 08:47, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

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*{{For|For}} - Any friend to UnNews is a friend of mine. [[Or something]]. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>02:00, Dec. 6, 2012</small>

*{{For|For}} - Any friend to UnNews is a friend of mine. [[Or something]]. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>02:00, Dec. 6, 2012</small>

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Eligibility Requirements

Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.

Have written at least five "full" articles.

Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

Spotlight on front page.

Fancy template to put on your user page.

1 gallon of ice cream!

Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!

We can make it a pint.

No cone though

Sprinkles are optional.

Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

You must get a minimum score of +5 to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

Official Nominations for December

Nom + For. This guy not only wrote a ton of UnNews, he got loads of them featured too. And he just joined, like, 3 freaking months ago. You gotta give it to him, man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 08:40, December 2, 2012 (UTC)