Dan Fuller Gives His Extraordinarily Lengthy and Comprehensive Review of the Union’s New Kit

I asked our fashion editor, Dan Fuller, if he wanted to review the Union’s new alternate kit, which was unveiled yesterday at Xfinity Live! Philadelphia Exclamation Points. Dan, usually not at a loss for words (LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM), responded thusly. It is now our review.

The kit pays homage to some team you’ve never heard of Bethlehem Steel, the local soccer club that won the hearts and minds had a few fans back around the time Rose was getting plowed by Leo on the Titanic (1911-1930).

A ridiculous video from Adidas, full of all sorts of marketing BS, after the jump.

Umm, the name of the team is the “UNION.” The relationship between the Union and Bethlehem Steel is more than just “hey, they’re both soccer clubs!” Bethlehem Steel was a bastion of the steelworkers’ *union* for most of the 20th century.

“Union” and Bethlehem do have a very strong bond indeed.
The “union” destroyed any chance Bethlehem steel had of competing with foreign steel producing markets forcing it’s bankruptcy. You know us Americans, we’d rather kill our keeper than take any less than we think we deserve. This “bond” is a crock of shit actually.

Your Mother is dead nuts on about Bethlehem Steel. Well said. Anybody who dismisses that BFC team’s contribution to soccer in America should check them out. They are part of the reason Charles Schwab went broke. However, Their “kits” were black and white so i’m not exactly sure how this kit ties in.
It’s fugly.

Just catching up on posts and i find you insulted war vets calling them useless when they come home. You kyle are a despicable person. I would love for your spoon fed ass to serve this country. I did 3 tours in iraq. You couldnt handle 3 tours with Air Supply you pussy!

You soccer faggots need to find a cliff to jump off of. Worst excuse for a sport in the history of man kind. Id rate curling and anal fingering higher than soccer. I don’t know who the kyke was that decided to put a pack of howling grasshoppers and sand niggers in a cage right in the middle of the nigdom that is that shithole Chester, but they need to be beaten like the Jew scum they are. There’s nothing interesting about watching a pack of wild niggers spics and European trash kick a ball around like a bunch of fuckin cunts.
As for you kyle Scott, I don’t know what’s worse, a soccer faggot or a soccer faggot that rates the putrid decor that filthy sweaty spooks and werbacks wear.