And then while we're at it, we can bring Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson out of retirement and shift TP to second-string, bring 2003 and 2005 TD forward in a time machine, and then resurrect the zombie corpse of Wilt Chamberlain to play center.

We don't have the cap room to sign Dwight Howard, no one on the Spurs would want him, and he wouldn't want to be here. I don't even know how these ridiculous ideas gain steam around here.