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WASHINGTON–Melania Trump, who recently was hired as First Lady, was terminated today in a one-page letter.

The letter said that she was fired as a result of several mistakes she made in 1993, including but not limited to “very poor anecdotes” about her summer vacation that year.

However, analysts noted that Melania’s termination followed two days after she opened the cupboard in the White House residence and shouted “Who ate all the Little Debbie snack cakes?”
At press time, no announcement had been made of a potential replacement.