Thoughts on Hunting

Have you ever heard of aerial hunting? It’s a brutal practice. Wolves are shot from low-flying aircraft or chased to exhaustion, then killed at point-blank range.

Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for Vice President, promotes this barbaric practice, exploiting a loophole in the Federal Airborne Hunting Act to allow private wolf killers to shoot down wolves using aircraft. We have to get the word out about this!

Well, I have something to say about that!

Fuck those wildlife protection pussies! They have no respect for the noble sport of hunting. They are just jealous of us hunters because they lack the courage we possess as we bravely face a savage deer with murderous antlers with just an AK47. What other sport requires the eagle-eye to aim the cross-hair of our precision scope rifles on these beasts, the speed to chase down the fowl that haven’t been clipped, the roughness to brave the wilderness and elements of nature as we battle through them in our Hummers. What other sport requires the survival instincts needed to ration the beer so that it lasts the entire day, the quick wits needed to outsmart these cunning and intelligent creatures, and the skill required to pull the trigger without shooting our huge dicks that grow to 20 inches every time we go hunting.

So yeah, fuck these animal protection pussies. They do not understand how evolution works. It is the survival of the best and every bullet that kills a wild beast is testimony to the superiority of us superior homo sapiens over the rest of the animal kingdom. If it weren’t for the pure lack of empathy and a sense of pride and joy in killing present in us brave hunters, who would fight our wars? We would soon devolve into the chicken species. Other species would evolve over us. Bears would start to bear arms. Our dogs would start walking us.

So yeah, go home, pet your gun, and shoot the dog.

PS: When making love to your gun, do it unprotected, condoms and safety catches are an invention of the devil.