Just Some Weird and Confusing Things from Pop Culture That I’ve Heard

I don’t have any documentation that all this is true and I honestly did not make this up. I just added my thoughts about these amazingly oddly interesting things.

A company is selling a home defibrillator that is guaranteed “for the life of the owner”. Okay, think about it for a moment. Who wins with this guarantee?

A porn star, Jenna Jameson, and some Ultimate Fighter, Tito Ortiz are having marital problems. Aside from the interesting conjunction of these so insanely useless demographics and their effect on human evolution, think about this. He apparently hit her for real, cuz that’s what they do, and it looks like divorce, which means they won’t breed. She got hit for real and, ironically has spent her porn career faking it! Shouldn’t she have married a WWE wrestler? That’s all they do too.

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There is now a huge rotation of commercials for something called “Abilify”, which is supposed to be taken to supplement your regular anti-depressant. The one side effect I was hoping to hear about was that “Abilify” acts like like anti-matter when it meets matter and boom! It cancels out the “depressant” effect of your sex drive and horns you up, but alas, it just blinds and kills you or something. So if your regular octane anti-depressant isn’t depressant enough this might be your ticket. Of course, “ask your doctor”. I agree, but not “if Abilify is right for you” but “hey, are those new Calloway golf clubs? (Email me if you don’t get it but I’m not going to unsubtlify this.)

Any Holocaust survivors still alive out there? I heard “Cash4Gold” pays 0.2 per cent better than the Nazis. Just Fedex them your gold, or somebody else’s. How are local cops going to know? They’ll appraise it and who wouldn’t trust a late night TV ad spokesman to be honest? (They also claim “we have our own refineries.) Always a good sign to deal with a company that has their own refineries, isn’t it?

I finally watched the Kim and Kourtney Kardashian show. Is that a typo? I’d swear it should be spelled “Lardashian”. I don’t even want to comment on the issue of body hair, but one of them was with Reggie Bush. Reggie, of course, is diminutive of “Regina” which means queen and rhymes with “vagina” then add “Bush”. You’re way ahead of me why I never want to see them naked. I think of Werner Herzog’s great movie “Fitzcarraldo” about hacking through the jungle. Yeah, I know, I have half my readers who know Kim and Kourtney (the “u” is high class, always after a “k”) and the other half old enough to know the movie and don’t know how to use a computer to even see this.

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