Huh. Well. It turns out that Weird Al is a better rapper than Taylor Swift. Who knew, besides everyone who enjoyed his “Couch Potato” and had to suffer their way through her cover of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself,” as acoustically performed live on a radio station named after a frog? Based God Mekhi Phifer deserves better, T-Swift.

How was it ever in question that Weird Al was NOT a better rapper than Taylor Swift. Don’t get me wrong, I would surprise sex the hell out of her if I ever met her, but rapping? C’mon now that is best left to the professionals like Big & Rich and Weird AL.