Make Your Halloween Costume Eye Candy

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Halloween is a stressful time of year for the LGBTQ community. While our straight counterparts may pick out one of the various off-the-shelf costumes made specifically for them, gay and bi guys don’t have that luxury. The costumes catered to men are usually gags. No one feels hot in an inflatable sumo costume – no one! Moreover, who wants to dress up like the left boob and have their friend dress up as the right boob? Probably not a gay guy.

That’s why every year gay and bi men struggle to find that perfect costume that shows off their body and makes them feel confident in the club – or in their friend’s kitchen. Both are suitable halloween destinations. Although, you’re more likely meet someone if you go to the club. Just saying.

To help you out, we’ve compiled a list of a three quick and sexy costumes for the single man.

1. Lumberjack

This is a sexy halloween costume that is sure to give guys wood. It’s rugged, it’s masculine, and works twice as well if you’ve got a beard.

All you need is:

A winter hat

A plaid shirt, either on or tied around your waist.

Denim Shorts

A plastic Axe

A bushy beard (optional)

Suspenders (optional)

It looks like this lumber jack found a forrest friend with benefits.

And this guy found his lumber from another mother.

Can’t find a plaid shirt? There are alternatives.

2. Football Player

Make your halloween look a touchdown. Make it something guys won’t want to pass on. Go the extra yard to look sexy. Be a football player. It’s easy to take a traditionally covered-up sport uniform and twist it into something that will get you a few fans by the end of the night.

All you need is:

Shoulder pads

A jersey you can cut into a crop top

A pair of athletic shorts

Running shoes

We can’t see what team he plays for, but we know what team he plays for.

If only NFL players dressed like this.

78 looks ready for a 69.

3. Dangerous Man

Ariana Grande’s “Dangerous Woman” brought the sexy bunny to new levels last year, so why not bring some of that sexiness to your halloween costume? Leave the traditional white bunny in the past and add some fresh and exciting sex appeal.

All you need is:

A black mask/black bunny ears

Black underwear

Your body-ody-ody

This costume makes us say “Ariana who?”. He’s really made this look his own.

What’s up, doc?

What’s your halloween costume going to be this year? Leave a comment down below! Be sure to stay tuned for more sexy costume ideas over the next week.