Submitter, I read your headline and immediately divorced my wife and told her that I was heading to Australia, as it turned out my soul mate had recently made the news. Imagine my chagrin when I double-checked the article, and it was the dude who was wearing the dinosaur onesie and the snorkel.

Let this be a lesson, Farkers. Not RTFA and disingenuous submitters ruin lives.

Dear Penthouse Letters,You'll never believe this, but during my gap year I went to Perth, AUS and bought a cherry Ford wagon to camp in, go surfing, travel the outback and stuff. Anyway, I met this girl and she was really nice. From France in fact. We shared a bottle of chardonnay, and then she said: "put this on". It was a dinosaur onesie. Then she said I had to have underwater goggles with a snorkle before we started. It was a bit weird, but I went along. I thought we were in for a bit of kinky fun when she said: "get on the bonnet", but she got in the seat and took off!

groppet:Well I want to hear the story leading up to that and every detail.

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it...

Cagey B:Submitter, I read your headline and immediately divorced my wife and told her that I was heading to Australia, as it turned out my soul mate had recently made the news. Imagine my chagrin when I double-checked the article, and it was the dude who was wearing the dinosaur onesie and the snorkel.

Let this be a lesson, Farkers. Not RTFA and disingenuous submitters ruin lives.

Cagey B:Submitter, I read your headline and immediately divorced my wife and told her that I was heading to Australia, as it turned out my soul mate had recently made the news. Imagine my chagrin when I double-checked the article, and it was the dude who was wearing the dinosaur onesie and the snorkel.

Let this be a lesson, Farkers. Not RTFA and disingenuous submitters ruin lives.

Subby here. First link submission so take it easy on me, While looking at that article, there was a teaser for the same newspaper to another article about a woman who popped a 25 year old black head. Note, 25 year old black head, not 25 year old woman. I think it's scrolled off now, but whatever you do, DO NOT search for 25 year old blackhead on Youtube. Just DONT. You've been warned.

CivicMindedFive:Cagey B: Submitter, I read your headline and immediately divorced my wife and told her that I was heading to Australia, as it turned out my soul mate had recently made the news. Imagine my chagrin when I double-checked the article, and it was the dude who was wearing the dinosaur onesie and the snorkel.

Let this be a lesson, Farkers. Not RTFA and disingenuous submitters ruin lives.

Subby here. First link submission so take it easy on me, While looking at that article, there was a teaser for the same newspaper to another article about a woman who popped a 25 year old black head. Note, 25 year old black head, not 25 year old woman. I think it's scrolled off now, but whatever you do, DO NOT search for 25 year old blackhead on Youtube. Just DONT. You've been warned.