Top Ten Things to Shout In a Quiet Doctor's Waiting Room

Britgirl
Have you ever sat in a crowded but awkwardly quiet doctor's surgery and wished someone would break the silence? What would be the amusing thing for someone to announce suddenly and loudly in such a quiet space?

The Top Ten

1Well, at least the snow's gone!

I think that is funny but the most sane of the bunch

2Well this is nice ain't it?!

3Wish the doc would get his bloody finger out!

Yes I HAVE actually heard this. - Britgirl

4What's up doc?

I must have taken the wrong turn at (forgot the name of that place ) - Toucan

The man next to you then replies "Yeah, it's nice but usually I'm off in Andorra skiing." - Merilille

9FIRE!

Yeah that would cause a lot of commotion laugh out loud. :D

10I need a crap!

The Newcomers

?Give me food, give me fries, give me salad on the side!

Cause why not? - Userguy44

?Where'd everybody go?!

The Contenders

11Hey, dude, the world will end in, errr... lemme see, 27 seconds.

That's a funny item in a funny list

Yeah right, the world will end by 2050 - Lordvader3500

12We're out of anesthetic!

It's not exactly what one would want to hear, is it? Everyone will start looking at each other frantically, and probably jumping from the window. - PositronWildhawk

13Push hard! We need all the hands we can get!

Everything is calm. Everything is silent. There's waiting room music quietly doodling in the background. People are staring silently and blankly at old magazines. Then suddenly, someone yells "Push hard! We need all the hands we can get! " and everyone screams and runs amok in random directions. Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

14I flunked out of medical school!

Hahalolz this is hilarious! - HezarioSeth

15I need to take a dump so hurry it up in there!

16Hey, I'm actually Obama's daddy, you know, sort of.

17I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives!

I look different in this game :D - Rocko

18It's too quiet

19Right that's it. I'm off!

I felt like doing this whenever I was waiting. I was the last person in there and I arrived at 4:30 and I wait about an hour and a half and until we got treated. And it was when it was closed! - funnyuser

20Take me with you!!!

21Excuse me, sir... This doctor of yours, does he kill you before or afterwards?

22Is this bloke really a doctor?

23Do the Harlem Shake!!!!

24Please!? Please!? Don't give me a shot!

25FART FART FART

26EARTHQUAKE!

27Oh god where am I? Am I dead?

28Fire in the wigwam!

29Do any of you happen to know how to fly a plane?

No, but I know how to tie a knot! - Rocko

30Soooo...watcha all in here for?? Wanna know why I am??? Because I need to have plastic surgery done on my belly button!

To be honest I have no idea what I would’ve done if someone yelled that in the doctor’s waiting room!