On the language war on same-sex marriage, here's genius: "Pastor Sergio Choy of Ministerio Evangelistico Mundial Maranatha in Bloomington testified at the House Rules Committee. He said, “To redefine marriage is like trying to redefine water. Water is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, and marriage is made up of one man and one woman.”

H20 would be more like...what, Mormon polygamy only different, then? But, hey, it's church-based, so it's all good.

One man and one woman? I thought the Religious Right's ideal marriage was one man, one woman, and a prostitute on call. I guess I was going by their frequent enough practice and not their ideal. Sorry about that.

The anti-gays fail yet again in their attempt to sound scientific in their fight against equality. It takes two hydrogen and one oxygen to make water. So really the Catholic Church is arguing for polygamy, not "traditional" one man-one woman marriage. They should just stick to "God said so" despite the fact that it's lost so much ground. (And why should we listen to what a bunch of ostensibly celibate, unmarried, childless men have to say about marriage and family anyway?)