ha-ha-guy:Of course Putin wants to at the very least leave some hints that this was a KGB style hit. He has to remind other billionaires to toe the line.

I fail to disagree with you. Putin is a man completely devoid of conscience. Whatever he wants is, therefore, unassailable and correct. The sooner western constabularies realize this, the sooner they can quit wasting their time wondering how guys like Berezovsky died. He just did. Got it?

I've only met a few Russians - all of whom I liked - but I've somehow been programmed to not trust their government, even moreso now than during the cold war. There's some honesty in saying "We will bury you" and it means more to me than hearing about some guy dying from radiation poisoning.Anyways, the thing I got out of this headline was: Russian -> White Russian -> I'm thirsty -> dammit subby, it's only Monday morning, don't do this to me!B понедельник утром !

Nana's Vibrator:I've only met a few Russians - all of whom I liked - but I've somehow been programmed to not trust their government, even moreso now than during the cold war. There's some honesty in saying "We will bury you" and it means more to me than hearing about some guy dying from radiation poisoning.Anyways, the thing I got out of this headline was: Russian -> White Russian -> I'm thirsty -> dammit subby, it's only Monday morning, don't do this to me!B понедельник утром !

If this was a Kremlin hit they're really losing their touch. Killed in broad daylight by a poisoned umbrella? Tea laced with a radioisotope that can only have originated in a Russian government controlled reactor? Pushed feet first into a crematorium furnace? All of these things have some serious style and a truly impressive dose of menace. Unless it turns out Berezovsky's bathtub was full of sharks, fat old man dies at home is pretty unadventurous.

It's not like your central nervous system just shuts down instantly with the moment of death. Your muscles will twitch, your heart will still pump blood, your eyes might look around the room for thirty seconds or so. Just because headquarters isn't processing the telegrams doesn't mean the outposts stop sending them.

Typically, people who commit suicide with a semi-automatic firearm will get at least two, if not three or four, shots off. Hemingway took two shot gun blasts. A guy in Germany actually shot his neighbor who burst into the room several seconds after the initial gunshot, killing them both. Your body will continue to do whatever it was doing before you shut off the brain.

This is why it's getting more and more popular in suicide clubs and death-fetish circles to masturbate during suicide. The hand stimulating the genitally will continue for some time, perhaps even to orgasm, though no one will be around to enjoy it. If you Google "suicide masturbation" you'll find plenty of self-shot videos of people orgasming all over their stomachs with half their head missing. The members of the suicide clubs consider the people who achieve postmortem release as "life's winners." I suppose it's winning if the game is see who can most fill their belly button with their own brains and come. I'll stick to breath control play and keyboard cleaner, thanks.

spentmiles:It's not like your central nervous system just shuts down instantly with the moment of death. Your muscles will twitch, your heart will still pump blood, your eyes might look around the room for thirty seconds or so. Just because headquarters isn't processing the telegrams doesn't mean the outposts stop sending them.

Typically, people who commit suicide with a semi-automatic firearm will get at least two, if not three or four, shots off. Hemingway took two shot gun blasts. A guy in Germany actually shot his neighbor who burst into the room several seconds after the initial gunshot, killing them both. Your body will continue to do whatever it was doing before you shut off the brain.

This is why it's getting more and more popular in suicide clubs and death-fetish circles to masturbate during suicide. The hand stimulating the genitally will continue for some time, perhaps even to orgasm, though no one will be around to enjoy it. If you Google "suicide masturbation" you'll find plenty of self-shot videos of people orgasming all over their stomachs with half their head missing. The members of the suicide clubs consider the people who achieve postmortem release as "life's winners." I suppose it's winning if the game is see who can most fill their belly button with their own brains and come. I'll stick to breath control play and keyboard cleaner, thanks.

Your recent offerings have been of -- in my opinion -- reduced quality. I am pleased to observe a comment that demonstrates a return to your true potential.

spentmiles:It's not like your central nervous system just shuts down instantly with the moment of death. Your muscles will twitch, your heart will still pump blood, your eyes might look around the room for thirty seconds or so. Just because headquarters isn't processing the telegrams doesn't mean the outposts stop sending them.

Typically, people who commit suicide with a semi-automatic firearm will get at least two, if not three or four, shots off. Hemingway took two shot gun blasts. A guy in Germany actually shot his neighbor who burst into the room several seconds after the initial gunshot, killing them both. Your body will continue to do whatever it was doing before you shut off the brain.

This is why it's getting more and more popular in suicide clubs and death-fetish circles to masturbate during suicide. The hand stimulating the genitally will continue for some time, perhaps even to orgasm, though no one will be around to enjoy it. If you Google "suicide masturbation" you'll find plenty of self-shot videos of people orgasming all over their stomachs with half their head missing. The members of the suicide clubs consider the people who achieve postmortem release as "life's winners." I suppose it's winning if the game is see who can most fill their belly button with their own brains and come. I'll stick to breath control play and keyboard cleaner, thanks.

spentmiles:If you Google "suicide masturbation" you'll find plenty of self-shot videos of people orgasming all over their stomachs with half their head missing. The members of the suicide clubs consider the people who achieve postmortem release as "life's winners." I suppose it's winning if the game is see who can most fill their belly button with their own brains and come.

spentmiles:It's not like your central nervous system just shuts down instantly with the moment of death. Your muscles will twitch, your heart will still pump blood, your eyes might look around the room for thirty seconds or so. Just because headquarters isn't processing the telegrams doesn't mean the outposts stop sending them.

Typically, people who commit suicide with a semi-automatic firearm will get at least two, if not three or four, shots off. Hemingway took two shot gun blasts. A guy in Germany actually shot his neighbor who burst into the room several seconds after the initial gunshot, killing them both. Your body will continue to do whatever it was doing before you shut off the brain.

This is why it's getting more and more popular in suicide clubs and death-fetish circles to masturbate during suicide. The hand stimulating the genitally will continue for some time, perhaps even to orgasm, though no one will be around to enjoy it. If you Google "suicide masturbation" you'll find plenty of self-shot videos of people orgasming all over their stomachs with half their head missing. The members of the suicide clubs consider the people who achieve postmortem release as "life's winners." I suppose it's winning if the game is see who can most fill their belly button with their own brains and come. I'll stick to breath control play and keyboard cleaner, thanks.