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really old people travel with heaps of medical equipment.... so ya figure 4 old people with all their medical junk (walkers, O2 tanks, those lil power cart thingies) is probably actually closer to lifting a VW with 9-10 old people inside. cut ya peen some slack, he's totally worhty of his own Vertigo comic book.

oh, were you lifting with your knees or your back? cuz good form is really important.

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really old people travel with heaps of medical equipment.... so ya figure 4 old people with all their medical junk (walkers, O2 tanks, those lil power cart thingies) is probably actually closer to lifting a VW with 9-10 old people inside. cut ya peen some slack, he's totally worhty of his own Vertigo comic book.

oh, were you lifting with your knees or your back? cuz good form is really important.

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Well, the car was loaded with all of the things you mentioned and an additional 'Ned Flanders' type grandson. So, thank you very much! I guess my tackle is pretty epic. :tongue: I mean, after fixing the puncture and giving the car a complete service, one of the old ladies fell unconscious - in complete awe of my awesomeness. I resuscitated her and cured her of all illness (because that's the kind of guy I am). Unfortunately, I lifted with my back. It's ok now, but it was touch and go for a while.

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Well, the car was loaded with all of the things you mentioned and an additional 'Ned Flanders' type grandson. So, thank you very much! I guess my tackle is pretty epic. :tongue: I mean, after fixing the puncture and giving the car a complete service, one of the old ladies fell unconscious - in complete awe of my awesomeness. I resuscitated her and cured her of all illness (because that's the kind of guy I am). Unfortunately, I lifted with my back. It's ok now, but it was touch and go for a while.

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you're penis should have it's own parade *is moved to tears by your story*

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you're penis should have it's own parade *is moved to tears by your story*

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What can I say? We all know you're right but sadly the government refuses to sanction such an event. They had some sort of objection to the 20ft inflatable penis....conservative fools! Don't cry! I know it's an incredible story of bravery, extreme courage and self-sacrifice, but really, don't cry. Thankfully, my penis also has a built in tissue dispenser. *gives tissue* (By the way - everyone was right. You ARE awesome! :biggrin1

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What can I say? We all know you're right but sadly the government refuses to sanction such an event. They had some sort of objection to the 20ft inflatable penis....conservative fools! Don't cry! I know it's an incredible story of bravery, extreme courage and self-sacrifice, but really, don't cry. Thankfully, my penis also has a built in tissue dispenser. *gives tissue* (By the way - everyone was right. You ARE awesome! :biggrin1

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tissue *sniffle* with aloe.

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That aloe is damn-good stuff! You may be on to something! I can get myself an agent! Yeah... I need to go and make some phone calls! I just hope I don't go out of fashion like BMX. (Thank you very much and :10.

I will have a go. As you can see from myvids I have hung and flexed items but not known weight. After looking at your post I just tried a 1kg bag of sugar in a carrier bag on the end of my hard cock and it was a reall strain on my pc muscle but I managed it and my heart was racing thunderously for a moment!!! so feel I have had a workout. i think 1kg is about half of 5lbs so that is impressive mate. I wil try and get weights and post vid. Did you start of with as smaller weight and work up. I have read somewhere that it is not advisable to hang weights on penis???

Ya 1.1kg is 2.5lbs, I'm not going to make a habit out of it, just wanted to see how much i could hold, ive never been able to get it down past 90 degrees once it's fully hard, so i figured i could hold quite a bit, just held 7.5lbs off it for acouple minutes

i think they are making fun of you because well its an unusual thing to do. also your not really as big as most of us guys here so maybe you got like torque or some other physics thing on your side for not being EXTRA long