Mum giving "the talk" using a knife and lemon is the funniest thing you'll see today

A mum giving the talk to her niece using a knife and a lemon as a prop has gone viral. Probably because it's the most hilarious and brutal version of "the talk" you're ever likely to see.

Charlene, from Maryland, gave her startled-looking 15-yr-old niece the talk, doing the voices of the knife and lemon, before brutally stabbing the lemon to demonstrate what sex is like.

The story starts with the boy (no prizes for guessing which prop the boy is) asking the girl to go to the cinema. Things escalate pretty quickly, and before they've even left the cinema he's using the phrase "just the tip".

After that, things get pretty brutal. It's unlikely Charlene will ever want to have sex after this.

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