Kate Hudson went to Miami for Owen Wilson

Kate Hudson’s recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about spending time with Owen Wilson. Owen’s in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston. Kate just happened to have some free time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become the subject of intense pregnancy rumors until she shut everyone up by wearing a bikini. If only more women would solve their problems with such bravery and bikini-ness. (Katie Price lingerie models excluded.) NY Daily News has the details:

Although they successfully avoided the paparazzi, a pal tells us they enjoyed alone time at night at Wilson’s Star Island bachelor pad. “They rekindled things over Oscar weekend at Madonna’s big bash, and their schedules happened to sync perfectly for a Miami trip,” the friend tells us.

I know a lot of you are probably bitching, “So what?” Everyone knows her and Owen are getting back together and I shouldn’t even make a post about them. May I direct your attention to the butt? I rest my case. This court finds The Superficial Writer not-guilty on charges of “non-news” and deems him more manly than a lumberjack driving a tank. Case dismissed! Holy crap, my words just owned you. Now, seriously, look at that toosh and try not to send Owen Wilson a free bag of heroin. It’s impossible. Now, which is faster: FedEx or UPS?

Comments

Well yes i’m well aware that this site is called the superficial. And being superficial is really all about making fun of mishapen bodyshapes. But that is not what you guys are doing. You guys are doing what is called ”intellectual masturbation” (and i suppose a lot of real masturbation). Like you, everybody here use this site to project an image of themself which is not quite true. Everybody here tries to feel better about themself by trying to make others jealous with some suspicuous descriptions of themself or their girlfriend and by insulting others. That is not ”superficial”. It is, what psychologists called ”low self-confidence and low self-esteem”.
You can observe this phenomena among women. Subjects usually try to look more appealing (even on the internet) and usually hide their own complexes by lying about their weigh or their breast’s sizes. They also, in a totally shitty attempt to attract the other category below, will act like lesbians and make comments about the ass of other women, ludicrously objectifying their own gender.
It is a little more complicated with the male subjects since those focuse all their complexes on their penises (while everybody doesn’t give a fuck) and project all their self-confidence on the look of their (future/utopic) girlfriends. They usually will be lying about the girls they really are attracted to just to look cool and be part of the gang, and they may act like misogynist jerks in front of their sweathearts in an attempt to impress other males, which is pretty gay when you think about it.

So, if you really are superficial, stop playing with your psyche. Nobody gives a shit about your nasty fantasies. This girl has a nice butt. That’s it. You don’t have to say things like ” all girls who don’t have a butt like that should be ashamed” or whatever it is that you morons say.

Sorry for the delay, you seem so insignificant that I forgot about you. Well, I came here because internet isn’t only for americans. Even the celebrities you’re talking about are from many nationalities. And since I’m also leaving in a (real) free country, I don’t give a shit about what you think.

102 — Like you, everybody here use this site to project an image of themself which is not quite true.

I’m not trying to project an image that isn’t true. I use this site for entertainment, to vent my frustration over not having a life that is as interesting as celebrities, and to occasionally dis famous people who couldn’t give a rat’s ass what I think.

Oh, and to remind myself that there are a whole lot of people who are far more pathetic than I am.

K, her ass is rockin’. Nice ass. But that swimsuit is fugly. Sorry, I’ve just never thought a wedgie was a good look for anyone. I’m not a guy, so I’m not imagining that I’m that strip of fabric wedged up in that ass.

But you cannot deny the cuteness of the ass. I just feel it would look better in a different swimsuit. Like a nice white one, a regular one, not one that’s stuffed all up in her ass crack.

She is a very adorable, classic-type American blonde and I’m kinda glad to see she hasn’t bought herself some big melon tits that would make her look like every other bitch in Hollywood. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a slender chick.

Oedipus, never actually had a “thing” for his mother. The story begins with his father, who is for lack of a better term, a fucktard. Anyway, he goes to a seer to have his fortune told, the seer says that his son will kill him and take his empire. He decided to have his son, who happens to be a baby at the time, killed. He orders someone to do it, they just maim the baby and leave him for dead. The baby is found by a maid who happens to be a queen, in another city, and is raised as her own. One day he stumbles across his biological father on the road. His father, being the fucktard that he is, mouths off to the much younger man, Oedipus kills him for it; they do not recognize who each other are, they are basically strangers as far as they know. Later, Oedipus, confronts a phoenix that ask him a riddle, “what crawls in the morning, walks on two legs at noon and three legs at sunset?” Oedipus says, “a baby, a man, and an old man [with a cane, which was more true for him due to his early injury].” Solving the riddle the phoenix grants him a kingship of a city, which happens to be the kingdom he is rightful heir too, king-less, thanks to Oedipus killing the former king, but not queen-less, since his biological mother is still alive. He unknowingly takes his mother as his wife. But at no point does he have a “thing” to get with mommy, Freud obviously read the cliffnotes of that story.

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Ah yes, the ass. Hmm, I have found the vaginal epithelium to be… weak, soft, and easily bruised. I have not found one that can withstand the task(s) I have set before it, in entirety, without rest. I am not a cruel sex master. So while it, recovers, I believe I am entitled to turn my attentions elsewhere. With some women there could be a debate on what to pleasure next. With this woman, I know exactly where I focus my efforts; the ass.