I know it really wasnt technically a line, but when Charlie and Harry were in the forest and Charlie asked Harry if hed found something, and Harry started rubbing the wolfprint with his foot! I was CRYING with laughter at that point, actual tears i found it so funny.

dazzle_me-xx wrote:I'm not sure if anyone's already mentioned this, but...Face Punch?! And then the actual movie itself : "Put your gun down or I'll blow you fricken' head head off. ""Put your gun down or I'll blow your fricken head off!""Both of you, shut up or I'll blow both your fricken heads off!"

I was laughing my head off at this point. I just couldn't contain myself.

themeadow wrote:"I don't know why I'm dating such an old man, its gross. I should be thoroughly repulsed."

"Hey, Jasper. No fair with the mood control thing!"..."Sorry Bella. Happy...nevermind."

"Dating an older woman, hot." and "I vote hell yeah!" <3 Emmett.

""Hey, Bella! Where you been loca?!?"

"Age is just a number, baby. What are you like 40 now?"

"My size and knowledge base make me older because of your general paleness and lack of know-how."

Pretty much everything that Emmit says is just awesome. Plus the look Edward gives him after "Dating an older woman.." and then the "What?" It's such a brotherly moment.

I loved them giving Jasper some funny moments, he's always so stiff it was nice to see that he has a personality. "Happy...errh.." . Awesome.

"You can't trust vampires..trust me" It's so great when they give Rob lighter moments. Although he is wonderful with the drama he's just so sweet with the funny moments with bella.

Edward receiting Romeo and all the girls drooling followed by the teachers "Eyes on the screen people." Ha! and *Swoon*

Kirsten had a lot of great lines. Everything she said I throughly enjoyed. The freak out over the grey hair, the old man comment, and all the age remarks were great. It really put an emphasis on how much she desperatley wanted to be changed.

"You wanted me to be human, watch me." I loved that line and the way Kirsten said it was awesome.

Well, most of mine have already been mentioned... (but the ones I REALLY liked, I'll mention again just for fun )

In no particular order...-I LOVED the conversation between Jacob and Bella in her bedroom. So basically that entire scene.-Apparently no one else remembered this one, but it was one of my favorites... When Bella says "It must be nice, never getting cold." and Jake goes "It's a wolf thing." And she says "It's not. It's a Jacob thing. You're just warm." I love that!-"My size and knowledge base makes me older than you, because of your general paleness and lack of know-how" I love Jake.-Every time Jessica, Mike, or Charlie spoke -The "Face Punch" dialogue "I'm gonna blow your frickin head off!" -"Bella, you're everything to me. You're everything" <3 I'm a total Team Jacob girl, but that one made me basically melt into a pile of mush.

So I pretty much agree with everything everyone posted above me ^^. I watched it again today and I just died laughing every time at Jessica's little zombie rant The end of the movie has me on the edge of my seat bouncing EVERY time!

These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume.