Rated 5 / 5 stars2014-01-20 20:40:41

Rated 5 / 5 stars2014-01-02 22:07:37

Firstly, to those of you reading the numbers other reviewers have put up, don't bother. They're randomly generated.
Now.
This was pure genius. This game was beautiful! Witty, provoking, and well thought-out. I salute you, sir, and wish I could rate it higher than five stars.