Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley are back in our lives, ladies--Snooki and J. Woww premieres tonight. Outside of any time I get to actually spend at the Shore this summer, it's pretty much the highlight of my season.

Not least of all because the whole show was shot two blocks from where I live, in Jersey City, NJ. Before we go any further, may I just say: if you read anything in which Jersey City residents complain about J. Woww and Snooks, it's NONSENSE. Didn't hear a troublesome peep out of 'em the whole time they were here, I can tell you firsthand.

How could you be mad at this, anyway? It's not every pair of starlets who make the theme of their promo photo shoot "Come On, You Know Sweatpants Are What We All Wear Anyway."

The vertigo-inspiring number of motifs in this pic reminds me: let's get down to Snooki's Obsessed Questionnaire. PS--We'll have Jenni's next week!

My current obsession is: Animal print, all day, every day.

The first celeb I was ever obsessed with was: Devon Sawa

The movie I can recite every word of is: Titanic. Bring It On. Avatar

The book I make everyone read is:A Shore Thing :)

My musical obsession is: Any house beats!

When I get on the Internet, the first thing I do is: Google crazy rumors about myself

My favorite person to follow on Twitter is: Myself

The vacation spot I can never get enough of is: Vegas!

I could go bankrupt buying: Shoes and clothes

The girl I'm obsessed with right now is: J. Woww

The guy I'm obsessed with right now is: My fiance :)

The career path I'd secretly want to take is: Anything to do with animals

The thing I'm most obsessed with about my hometown--Marlboro, NY--is: Privacy! And small-town quiet.

The thing I'm most obsessed with about the Shore is: The boardwalk

My secret obsession is: good-smelling hair products

My pregnancy food obsession is: Cold fruit [Editor's note: kind of a combo of what she told Lauren B she was craving a few months back!]

While I've been pregnant, I'm obsessed with wearing: Blouses and jeggings.

When it comes to new-daddy stuff, Jionni is obsessed with talking about: Future sports!

When it comes to the baby, my roommates are obsessed with talking about: How I'm feeling

I'm already obsessed with buying these for my baby: Swagger outfits

My weirdest Hollywood moment so far was the time: Celebs are fans of me! What the hell!

The best advice I ever got was: Be yourself.

Snooks and I had the same cute-boy obsession growing up--Devon Sawa! Are you going to watch Snooki & J.Woww? (It premieres tonight at 10/9 c)