Football players are just flush with ridiculous touchdown celebrations.

The Lingerie Football League's Chicago Bliss worked up this crazy -- and kind of gross -- TD dance featuring several players mimicking going dookie on a human toilet. That's a worse combination than Ben Affleck and Batman.

Watch, if you dare, and be grateful the NFL put the kibosh on elaborate celebrations after scoring. We don't need the image of Peyton Manning pretending to purge his insides while his legion of receivers fight over who gets to act the part of the ballcock.