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Cops: Drunk Banker Posed as Airport Screener

by Rob Quinn, Newser Staff

(NEWSER) – Federal authorities are investigating how a man who had been boozing at an airport lounge was apparently able to pass himself off as an airport screener and bring women into a private booth for pat-downs. Law enforcement tell the San Francisco Chronicle that the man's outfit of khaki pants, a blue polo shirt, and rubber gloves he had seemingly swiped resembled that of the real screeners. He allegedly brought one woman into a booth for a pat-down and was busted when he brought a second woman to the booth.