Tom Cruise and his crazy eyes were on the red carpet yesterday, ostensibly to support wife Katie Holmes at the premiere of The Kennedys. The made-for-TV movie was dropped by The History Channel, then picked up by Reelz Channel, and those folks threw a maybe-you-didn't-care-about-us-before-but-we-bet-you-do-now party last night in Beverly Hills. Though Katie is the star of the project — she does play Jackie Kennedy, after all! — Tom made sure to nudge himself into most of the photographs. What follows is some imagined dialogue between Tom and Katie on the red carpet. Any resemblance to actual dialogue is completely coincidental. Let's take a look! »