The Princess Diaries

Princess Charlotte Is Already Sleeping Through The Night

We assume the rest of you, like us, have been basking in something of a Princess Charlotte afterglow this week, after the release of the first four portraits of the young princess over the weekend. (By the way, you can tell a lot about someone by learning which of the four images they have chosen to make their iPhone wallpaper.)

Charlotte has proven already that she takes after everyone else in her family (well, her mother and brother, at least), as she, too, has emerged as a burgeoning style icon. Irulea, the Spanish designer which made her clothes, says they have seen a major “surge in sales” since the pictures were released. “We're overwhelmed!” the store’s co-owner told People, explaining, “The store is full of people and they want any item related to Princess Charlotte.”

Meanwhile, Prince Charles—at a tea party with World War II veterans, which he attended on Wednesday—told the assembled guests that his five-week-old granddaughter is—unlike older brother George was at her age—already sleeping through the entire night. "He was saying Princess Charlotte does sleep through the night and it was much easier on mum than Prince George,” tea party guest Geoff Bradleytold the press after the party.

We want to know more, Charles! What does Charlotte eat? What podcasts is she into? Did she like Mad Max, or did she find it uninspiring? We know these children are preternaturally advanced (George understanding the concept of china before age two, and all), so we expect these two have long bypassed children’s books for The Iliad and Faulkner.