Not much is going on in the house the last couple of days other than Britney's rants. I went to bed last night before she got drunk on wine. The large bottle was intended to be shared as usual but the others wanted her to have most of it in order for her to get drunk and mellow out.What this article doesn't mention is that her whole demeanor was due to the "fact" that she is convinced that she will be evicted tomorrow night. This is probably true since Danielle is the other nominee and is considered to have more votes to save her. But who knows ?.....

What’s a girl to do when she’s been stuck in the Big Brother 14 for weeks on end and nothing but bad news piling up around her? Britney found the answer yesterday: throwing things around and drinking lots of wine.

Cabin fever sets in right around 2:28PM BBT on Tuesday as Britney wandered around the kitchen looking for something, anything to do. She finds that something in the form of throwing things she finds on the counter. Unfortunately for Frank, most of those things are his. “Don’t throw that! That’s my good luck oatmeal!” Frank’s jokingly pleads but to no avail. “Why you throwing all my $#!% on the floor?!” Britney just keeps on throwing and drop kicking what she finds around her.

When Big Brother yells at her to “stop that!” Britney moves on to self-destruction. She begins playing the knife game where you jump between fingers and try to not nick yourself in the process. Bishop did it faster. That’s not enough fun though and Britney moves on again and this time she finds Ted. Poor, defenseless Ted. ( large stuffed bear)

Flashback to 2:34PM BBT to find Britney pummeling Ted to pieces with kicks, throws and body slams. Frank encourages her suggesting “You know who can take a punch? Teddy.” I think he was just glad to have his things back on the shelf. A few minutes of therapeutic wrestling ending in Britney choking the fictional life out of Teddy.

Fast forward until later in the night when Britney breaks out a bottle of wine. You’d be amazed at how much of that wine can fit in her favorite coffee mug. Flashback to 10:35PM BBT to find Britney working through a massive mug of wine and enjoying every drop. Dan jokes “I see your eyes filling up with wine behind them.” Drunk Britney arrives and has the heart to heart talks with a few HGs before heading to the pool for some late night splashes.

Of course Britney wasn’t the only one drinking heavily (relatively) that night. Ian put away several beers which got him saying a few things he’ll probably regret later. Flashback to 1:11AM BBT 8/29 to hear Ian tell Frank around the hot tub that he’s a great competitor, but his social game is $#!%. That goes over as well you’d expect.

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For the third time on Big Brother 14, Frank Eudy is the Head of Household. And for the third time, he has written an HoH blog offering us his insights into the game, the week and his fellow houseguests.

The recurring theme this week for Frank is how much he deserves to win. Frank has applied to be on the show multiple times and, as he constantly tells us, he loves Big Brother and is fighting hard to say every single week. And for, he seems to think he deserves to win.

The obvious flaw in his logic is that just because he's applied more than anyone else doesn't mean he deserves it any more. While he has definitely had to fight hard to stay in the house, that's not necessarily a good thing. This week in the house there's been some debate about whether Frank has a good social game or not. Sure, he seems kind of affable in a frat guy kind of way, but as others point out, players with a good social game don't need to win so many competitions because they're never in any real danger. Look at Ian, the only remaining HG who has NEVER been nominated. He's only won one competition (two if you count the second Veto released by Pandora's Box). Yet, unlike Frank, he hasn't been on the block five times.

Also, Frank commits one of my writing pet peeves: split infinitives. He writes that "I'm starting to not feel so alone" and that he's struggled to hard "to not make it to the end." Any elementary school kid can tell you the "not" should go before the "to."

Here are five quotes from Frank's third HoH blog that repeat his theme that he somehow deserves to win more than everyone else simply because he's had to fight harder.

About Winning the PoV and HoH Competitions Last Thursday:

"I hope everyone watching can see how bad I want this and how much I love this game."

About Nearing the End of the Season:

"I've fought too hard up to this point to not make it to the end."

About the Other HGs:

"Some people in the house are going from thinking 'this guy can win this game' to 'this guy deserves to win this game' which is the mindset I need people to have."

About the Viewers:

"I just hope everyone can see the passion I have for Big Brother."

About Applying to Be on the Show:

"I fought really hard for three years to make it into this house, and I've had to fight even harder ever since I walked through the door to stay in this house."