Far be it from us to tell an NBA superstar what to wear and not to wear, but we couldn't help but be taken aback by Kobe Bryant's odd White Witch Of Narnia wardobe upon leaving Madison Square Garden last night.

Already, some PETA types are on Kobe's case about the coat's cruelty to beast. Not to defend Kobe, but this coat is not made out of just any old animal; it's actually made out of the elusive Colorado Poon Tang.

(Sorry. We deserve your scorn for that one. Hey, at least he's not wearing this.)