On Jay Leno’s monologue the other night: A woman was caught masturbating on a train. At the next station, she was arrested. The cops asked her if they needed to provide her with a lawyer. “No Thanks” she said. ” I can get myself off.”

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!