Thursday, August 30, 2018

From the second we are born we are spoiled with unconditional love, attention, and adoration. When we head off the primary school some of us come in last (or in my case, second last) and we receive a participation ribbon for trying. Once we reach middle school, we are dying our hair or piercing our noses in an attempt to either fit in or stand out. There are some who walk among us who truly believe they have blessed this Earth with their presence and we should all spend our days showering them with compliments and false hopes. To those people, I say, "You ain't special, you just delusional."

1. This is some new level shit.

2. Who the hell was supposed to be pumpin' my gas?

3. Welcome to the party that isn't fun and never ends.

4. Do you want your dog back, or do you want the likes?

#5 is the outcome of drinking when driving a motorized vehicle.

5. Don't drink and drive applies to all motorized vehicles, damnit.

6. Welcome to my life, Greg.

7. What socks?

8. When you're literally one in a million.

The guy in #10 needs boundaries or a psychiatrist... or maybe both.

9. The term "dead weight" really sticks out here.

10. Romance is knowing that you can be replaced.

11. This is the type of woman that would burn your house to the ground if you cross her.

Literally.

12. With a roster like that, you are most definitely NOT irreplaceable.

#15 is the ultimate sacrifice made in the name of love.

13. Not everything in this world revolves around Chad, Gail!

Geez.

14. Apparently, he wasn't that "special" of a someone.

15. There is always one in every squad.

#18 would be more painful to watch than a the romance scenes in Game of Thrones with your parents sitting next to you on the couch.

16. I guess an Evite wasn't good enough.

17. Can someone give this girl a hug so she can stop crowding my news feed with this garbage!?

18. I'd rather watch paint dry.

#20 proves that humans aren't the only ones with attitude problems.

19. I would recommend taking a chill pill, but I think this person needs something a little stronger.

If you're having a terrible day, it's always important to take a step back and remind yourself that there's someone out there who currently has it worse than you do. It's basically like an automatic mood enhancer! Here are a few people who just can't catch a break.

1. This sweet, innocent hedgehog.

All he wanted was a nice cozy spot. Now he's just given up on life. I'm all about accepting what life throws at you, but I don't know if I could deal with the tunnel vision.

2. The person who thinks this is fashionable.

Honestly, more power to them at the end of the day. Maybe they're just ahead of the trend.

3. This poor sucker.

You gotta keep the wheel steady. KEEP IT STEADY.

I guess technically, being stationary underneath a mountain of debris is pretty steady.

4. Just changed the cat litter and mopped the floors? NO PROBLEM!

Ain't no cats got time to worry about whether you've just cleaned. They live by their own rules!

5. The person who experienced this absolute tragedy.

Sending them positive vibes and good thoughts during this trying time. We all scream for this lost ice cream.

6. The person who dropped their fresh pizza on the ground.

Another food tragedy...lost too soon. But at least the Ninja Turtles just scored a free meal.

7. The dude who has to hear this from his crush.

Not what you want to hear at all. Hopefully, your coping mechanisms are healthier than the next guy's.

8. The person who has to Google this.

If you have to search this, maybe you're already dead? Nah, that can't be the case. Unless your Ouija board has Wi-Fi connectivity...

9. This little girl who tried her best at spelling.

She gave it her all, and yet her all wasn't quite enough. But it's the thought that counts, right?

10. The person who opens their dishwasher to see this.

Suds for dinner, anyone?! Maybe it's time to order takeout. With disposable utensils. Dishes are obviously not their thing.

11. This girl has definitely learned the hard way.

The tan line can totally be fashionable, right? We all have to suffer for beauty sometimes.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Sometimes common sense isn't all that common. Like when you think everyone out there knows the proper spot to fill up their car, someone out there surprises you with their stupidity, or even something more basic like using a seat belt. Yeah, there are people out there who don't know how to do that properly either. And it's not people who haven't seen a car before...

They're just plain doing it wrong!

1. The guy who will make his mechanic very rich someday

2. The person who has a different definition of diet than the rest of us