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Video: Tabi Bonney, “Cool And Fly”

We're just going off some serious mindspace plumbing right now, but what if Tabi Bonney becomes the most minimal rapper of all rappers ever? In this song he says like 19 words the whole time and there is crazy negative space in between each verse. The weirdest part about all of that is that he actually does it well. Actually the weirdest part is that he went to Togo to shoot a YouTube video. Also, where did his hair go?!? Whatever! We could listen to a whole rap album of ultra minimal raps like this, and before you get all up in arms like, Hey FADER that is a pretty bold statement, keep in mind that a whole album of songs like this would amount to like three average-length rap songs.