Ali Lohan Gossip

Everyone is talking about these new photos of Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali taken on Tuesday in Beverly Hills. Does she look really, really different? Ali is only 17. And, you know, teen faces change all the time. This is why I don’t always think it’s fair when those plastic surgery websites pull up photos from when a celebrity was 18 or whatever comparing to how they look now at 35 and accuse them of getting a new chin, or something. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZFull Story

Ali Lohan is 16 years old. Believe it. She was in London the other night with her older sister Lindsay and was photographed out on the town looking like this. THIS. 16 is still underage right? So, like, she should be supervised by an adult? And Lindsay Lohan, in and out of rehab, cranked out of her f-cking mind, this is considered proper adult supervision? What the f-ck is Dina Lohan doing? Look at her. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan promised on her Twitter at New Year’s that 2010 would be all about the Lohan Mayhem. In a “positive” way. Please. Is that possible? Lilo is currently with Ali in St Barts. The mother is nowhere to be found. They’ve been walking around in their bikinis, attending high roller parties, frying their orange skin. Full Story

You’re about to choke. Because this is Ali Lohan with her mother yesterday volunteering at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon serving over 200 people with disabilities. The Lohans giving back – with cameras in their faces – and Ali Lohan, normally aged 40, actually looking like a teenager. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is in Paris “working” for Ungaro. She and sister Ali attended a party last night looking older than Joan and Jackie Collins. Evidently they borrowed from their closets too. So Lilo is at Fashion Week in her official capacity as the newly installed “artistic consultant” or some sh-t at the House of Ungaro. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan was hired to show off her new lips in Singapore last weekend at the F1 event. Beyonce was booked as the marquee performer. Her people claimed the biggest dressing room tricked out in mirrors and food and whatever other excessive gear Beyonce needs during a 3 hour window. Lilo however thought the room was hers. Full Story

Ever heard of DJ AC? Ugh. The A is for Ali. As in 40 year old Ali Lohan. The C is for Cody, her younger brother, who is now her DJ partner. They’re to “perform” on the 1s and 2s on August 15th at MegaJam in Long Island. Or something. Dina Lohan is so proud. It’s the reason she had so many kids. Full Story

Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually only 15. She hasn’t looked 15 since she was 8. Full Story

The cops were called to Lindsay Lohan’s the other day because the alarm went off. Nothing had been stolen and there was no break in, but it was a f-cking mess, prompting the police to describe initially that the place had been ransacked. It was not ransacked. Lilo simply doesn’t pick up her sh-t. Full Story

Interrupting the Met series for a quick Meltdown Update and Photo Assumption. What’s Lindsay Lohan up to? Oh she hit up some launch last night in LA with her sister. Wonder if she tried for an invitation to the Gala. We saw her 2 years ago, almost the last to arrive, pretending like she belonged. Full Story

Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’re genetic, right? Discuss. Full Story

Holy. F-ck. What did old hag Ali Lohan do to her face? Or… what did her mother let her do to her face? That is not a 15 year old face! And it’s not the face she was born with either! You all seem to be surgery and injection experts – you tell me: what is going on here? And why do all three of them look like they smeared themselves in decade-old foundation? Here they are, the ladies of Lohan, last night at an A/X watch launch event trying to stay relevant. Full Story

A new video posted on Funny or Die featuring Lindsay Lohan in a faux eHarmony ad mocking her tabloid status, her disastrous love life, her broke ass financial status, her criminal record, the fact that she’s a lunatic, and everything else she’s infamous for – see when other people are scripting her moves, she actually doesn’t suck. Full Story