We’ve come a long way as a species, and as far as we can tell, next to Manifest Destiny and civil rights,
beer soap is one of those high-water marks that future civilizations (and potentially alien civilizations)
will look back on and say, “Well done.”

And when they realize we saw the potential of beer to make a good soap (all the natural acids and B vitamins
are beneficial for hair and skin), and then we took the next step and made a flight of beer soaps,
well, let’s just say there will be some kind of statue about it (or at least a hologram of one).

To be more specific: you’ll now have the option of cleaning yourself each morning with a two-ounce bar of
lager soap, a brown ale soap or a black chocolate stout soap.