If you can't see the video...

...and you already have the latest Adobe Flash player, then what?

Oh, hangonamo. It isn't another one of those "I put this piece of code in the site to try to detect the player without considering that the code in question only works when I use something like Active X or some crap like that", is it?

Oh boy!

uh, this is news????

I know El Reg is getting old and can't be expected to remember anything, but Asus and its pseuds-only Lamboware and Acer and its pseuds-only Ferrari-ware have been flogging this designer crap for years.

My own company is currently putting the finishing touches to its new range of Austin Allegro laptops.

Will El Reg please run my promotional video and help me save a loada money on publicity as well?