I watch this amazingly cute cat doing amazingly cute things and I think it may not be real. I mean, it looks real, but it's so perfectly cute that it can be computer generated. You know, like Puss in Boots! Watch it and tell us: is this real?

Look at the smile at the end! What is that?! And those paws! Those aren't possible, are they?! Is this a cat monkey?! And the tiny head! With the huge eyes! What gives! Who knows! I don't know anymore! Seriously! I tell you, I don't bloody know! I'm just going to keep writing with slammers at the end of every sentence! All day long! Thank you!