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It’s difficult to imagine a world without Kanye West. There would be peace, harmony and far less autotune. It would be a world where Taylor Swift could proudly win — particularly accept — what she deserves. It would be a world where Americans wouldn’t be ashamed of their musicians.

Ahhhh, just imagine it.
We would be free from his wild actions: like this and this.

It would be beautiful wouldn’t it?

Mr. West is a very talented musician. I do enjoy listening to some of his songs, but as an actual person… I think that he might actually be unreal. It would be a more likely alternative to explain his actions. From now on, we should all pretend that he’s actually a robot who is programmed to believe that he’s the best thing on Earth.

Fine. Perhaps this isn’t the most realistic explanation but I choose to believe it. (I’m open for other suggested explanations.)

It’s hard for me to believe that someone who is actually a person would be so (fill in whatever adjective you feel is appropriate here) to other people. I wonder what his momma thinks.

Just to confirm my theory, let’s look at the clues. Feel free to add your own clues and/or theories: