17 Annoying Things Delhi Boys Do

Our last feature on Delhi girls created quite a stir last week. Following suit, we are back with a list of annoying things Delhi boys do. What made you think we’re going to spare you?

The BC Obsession

Abusing is like breathing to the normal Delhi guy. They had full stops then, we have BC now. Every sentence, every-damn-sentence said by a Delhi guy has to start and end with BC.

When his friend does something stupid

When someone keeps honking on the road

When someone challenges him

And, of course, he loves to invent some of them!

Tight Clothes

What is with Delhi guys and tight clothes? Hairy cleavages that can put Anil Kapoor to shame are on full display in those deep V-neck T-shirts. So are their privates in those nut-crushing skinny pants. This is how they look from the front.

And that, my friends, is the other side of the coin.

Scoring Girls At A Bar

First, they choose the worst pick-up lines from the internet.

Then, they make the girl pay.

Honey Singh Obsession

They want to be the coolest, but cannot leave behind their ‘Yo Yo’ fixation behind. They go to rock cafes and request for Honey Singh songs.

Fake Phones

If buying Reepok instead of Reebok, or Upma instead of Puma wasn’t enough, Delhi guys go to Gaffar Market and pick up the most hilarious mobile fakes at jaw-droppingly cheap prices. Some of them even have multiple brand names on a single model!

Staring

They go to anti-rape protests and lech at women!

The Mercedes Display Picture

The only thing in the world that can make a Delhi guy stop staring at a girl is a fancy car. Not only do they constantly lech at any and every Mercedes passing by, they get photographs clicked with them! Hold your breath, there’s more. They profile those pictures on Facebook!

Bro-panti

Delhi guys love to address each other as ‘bros’ – always.

Yes, even when they’re speaking in Hindi.

The Godforsaken Sunglasses

Are they attached to their skins? Inside the metro train is still fine, but why do they have them on even in night clubs?

Bizarre Car Stickers

It is probably only in Delhi that one would find BMWs and Mercedes with stickers like ‘Don’t fear Jatt is here’, ‘Sirf Tum’, ‘Love Hurtz and of course,

Butter Chicken

No matter which restaurant they go to, they want butter chicken. Or kadhai paneer.

Drunk Driving

The more he gets drunk, the more he wants to drive. Never will a Delhi guy admit that he is too drunk to drive.

Bribing

Of course, the Delhi guy would step out to support Arvind Kejriwal in a AAP rally, but not without bribing a ‘thulla’ on the way.

Macho Turned Madhubala

While he may seem to be the brashest of people during the day, once he is drunk and heartbroken, he would go the nearest flyover and spray paint ‘Miss U Janu’. Oh, and his phone number too.

Calling Che Guevara Bob Marley

Yeah, they really do that.

Always Ready To Fight

Every argument is followed by “tu bahar mil beta” or this…

The Vegetable Chopping Dance Move

Man, Delhi guys love to dance. What is amusing is how many styles they know. There’s a very typical way in which Delhi guys dance at nightclubs. They put one hand up in the air and chop imaginary vegetables. Nobody knows why, but all of us know that one Delhi friend who always dances like that!

And of course, they have their own Indian wedding dancing style.

Don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten the much-famous

Much like Delhi boys, Delhi girls too are one of a kind. To know the 12 annoying things every Delhi girl does, click here.