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As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South Korea, founded by Jim Il-Sung, the father of Jim Kong-Ill, is a monarchy. It runs in the Family. Jim Kong-Il had two daughters and three Sons. Obviously one of the Sons will have to take over because women are histrionic except for the ones who write for Christwire who display a surprising amount of Pragmatic thought and reason.

Jim Kong-Ill was a sinister man. He did not believe in Jesus and convinced the entire nation of South Korea into thinking Jim Il-Sung was God, which is clearly false because God is not an oriental. If he were, it would be in the Bible. Jim Kong-Ill treated his nation in unholy ways because of his atheism cult. With his recent death, there is a drastic need for somebody to do the job but Well and not like a tyrannical commie. But none of the candidates I would rely on. Why? Well let’s look at the Facts.

That is a picture of Kim Jong-Uno, the son most likely to take charge of South Korea. There is an obvious flaw, however. Mr. Uno is a fatty. He is morbidly obese. According to sources, he is a computer expert. So he’s an atheist, a fatty and a computer expert. Thus, he is a nerd. Nerds cannot run a country. With their homosexual video games, pornographic comic books and animgay, they are too distracted by trivial pursuits, pursuits that reflect an irrational lifestyle. Mr. Uno spends too much time eating and playing with his computer to do fitness and stay thin for God. He is unfit for the position.

This is a picture of Jim Kong-Chow, whom we do not Know much about. But, according to Jim Kong-Il’s personal chef’s book, he was too feminine and kind for Jim Kong-Il’s approval. I consulted my computer repairman, Park Lee, who is also Korean, to ask the meaning of this. Park said that this means that he is probably a homosexual. Park knows all of the sinister secrets of the South Koreans because he is one, and his math skills will prove his inner knowledge of the workings of sin taught by the propaganda schools. I also read that the homosexual son wrote a poem under a pseudonym talking about world Peace and abolishing Religion. There will be no world Peace until the homosexuals cease to exist and all individuals are Christian, so that was stupid and makes no Sense.

And finally, the oldest son, Jim Kong-Nam. Jim Kong Nam is a whopping 45 years old compared to his baby-faced teenage Brothers, and he lives in commie China with a harem of whorelots. He is, in essence, the oriental Hugh Heffner. Jim Kong-Il hated Jim Kong-Nam the most because once upon a time he tried to escape to the most famous village of mangay propaganda aimed young children controlled by the jewish mafia, or Tokyo Disneyland. This tells us a lot about his priorities. He is a promiscuous Man who really needs to be reprimanded for his sinful behavior before he can be in any position of power.

What have we learned today? Orientals simply aren’t fit for leadership. Look at all of the Great Americans In Charge. Bush, Lincoln, Nixon, our Founding Fathers. They were all Heterosexual Caucasions. Coincidence? I think not. Here is my proposal. We see which GOP candidate we think will do the Best political job, and we send them over there to save them from the commie nazi regime. We Save the World in the process, and restore rational Conservatism Internationally.

About The AuthorRepublican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.

“Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South Korea, founded by Jim Il-Sung, the father of Jim Kong-Ill, is a monarchy.”

Fuck, this makes it look like Billings did research. Let’s count up what’s wrong with this:
1) It’s spelled Kim Jong Il.
2) He wasn’t the ‘president’, he was the ‘supreme leader’.
3) He didn’t rule over South Korea, he ruled over North Korea. Big difference.
4) It wasn’t a monarchy, it was a tyranny, a dictatorship.
5) A monarchy can not have a president. Within two sentences you completely fucked up your understanding of politics.
6) North Korea, nor it’s government, were founded by his father; Kim Jong Il made North Korea into what it is today himself.
7) Kim Hyŏng-jik is Kim Jong Il’s father, not “Jim Il-Sung”.

There is literally not an ounce of truth just within those two sentences alone.

“Obviously one of the Sons will have to take over because women are histrionic except for the ones who write for Christwire who display a surprising amount of Pragmatic thought and reason.”

So you’re saying that they’re the exception just because you like them, even though God doesn’t do shit like that at all, and you’re breaking His word.

“Mr. Uno is a fatty. He is morbidly obese. According to sources, he is a computer expert. So he’s an atheist, a fatty and a computer expert. Thus, he is a nerd. Nerds cannot run a country.”

1) Not all nerds are fat.
2) Where are your sources that say he’s a computer expert.
3) How does any of that mean that he’s an atheist.
4) Why can’t a nerd run for a country? Oh, because of some bullshit you pulled out of your ass:

“With their homosexual video games, pornographic comic books and animgay, they are too distracted by trivial pursuits, pursuits that reflect an irrational lifestyle.”

I take particular issue with your irreverent response, in part because you gleefully pull ‘opinion’ from your arm pit and state it as fact, but mostly because you try so desperately to imitate Clair.

“1) Not all nerds are fat.
2) Where are your sources that say he’s a computer expert.
3) How does any of that mean that he’s an atheist.
4) Why can’t a nerd run for a country? Oh, because of some bullshit you pulled out of your ass:”

1) Oh yes they are.
2) Ancestry.com clearly shows him related to Steve Jobs. Jobs used the North Korean model as CEO of Apple. Are you saying that Jobs was not an expert?
3) You must have a definition of Atheist that includes cotton candy and leprechauns. Show a picture of him praying, in a normal manner, in a church. You cannot do this.
4) A nerd tried to run this great nation, his name was James Earl Carter. His reign of terror was something we cannot forget. No doubt your sad little redacted,liberal education seems to have left that out.

I would offer you kind regards, but it flies in the face of your lies and misrepresentations.

Not at all, you actually saved me the trouble of tellin’ the bitch off myself.

As for the Jimmy Carter point, Bitcham is just pissed that a democrat was in office. He wasn’t a nerd whatsoever, considering the term came about once America developed a pop culture back in roughly ten years, give or take, of the 70′s and the whole idea of a nerd is based on various references to it that aren’t ‘main stream’ (at least, not when they first came about).

There’s a difference between admitting something, and repeating what you morons say Bitch. Why would Claire make another account? And not only that, how would she be able to maintain two different profiles considering I was here well before Christwire made people log in to be able to post stuff up, and if you aren’t aware, if you’re using a picture and you change your name, it’ll change the name of the poster, but ALL of your actual posts will still have that picture.

Finally speaks out against nerds. Nerd blood, especially mixed with Oriental, is a dangerous thing. Luckily, these people rarely procreate. However, when they do, it can be disastrous, their spawn ending up at all ends of the globe and spouting atheist liberal nonsense for our children to eat up like poison candies from a pedophile’s van.