Click here to get the NFL.com scoop with video (pic cred). Is it my imagination or does Lindsay Soto look like Cameron Diaz with a longer face, a pointier chin, and Invisalign? Only in this clip and not in general.

Woe to be Santonio Holmes right now. College and pro football players often find themselves in a sticky or delicate situation near or on the premises of a night club …or having operated heavy machinery while intoxicated. Just a thought: vary the venues. Hang out with your buddies at an Ikea or a bowling alley. Nothing ever happens in a bowling alley, except for perhaps a flashback to the color schemes of the 70s and 80s. Karaoke bar. Do a karaoke bar. Bring a driver.