I'm a Dog Lover

The strange thing is the breed doesn’t matter but the color does. I’m very partial to black dogs.

People have questioned me about that but I can’t help it. It’s just the way I am. They ask me, what’s the difference between a black dog and a brown or white dog? I tell them that the difference is obvious and I can tell them apart blindfolded.

So they put me to the challenge. I made them swear there would be no tricks. A trick wouldn’t be funny. They agreed and I believed them.

So they blindfolded me. Then they brought in two dogs the way I told them to. They were amazed when I picked out the black dog right away.

There’s really no trick to it. The black dogs taste kinda like chicken.