I don't know how many know/remember the long fanfic thread that ran when grass was greener and when ye olde GSC forum was all the rage. I know the original threads and links still exist but here's a refresher.

The whole text is shared as PDF via google: https://goo.gl/nv8cvG And here's a little extra from my part: https://goo.gl/CRxAmn (I don't know if or how I can turn on URL code, lol)