Social Distancing? Pffft! Better Start Takin' Notes!

Posted by Maureen Keough
on March 23, 2020

SOCIAL DISTANCING? BAHH! WE STARTED THE TREND!! AND YEARS BEFORE THIS UGLY F@CKIN VIRUS CAME ALONG!

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, AND DAMN, THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS! AND SCARY TOO, AND WE DON'T SCARE EASILY DO WE KIDS? THE CORONAVIRUS HAS LITERALLY TURNED EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN. SO I JUST WANTED TO DROP A QUICK LINE HERE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW EXACTLY HOW TOO FAST IS HANDLING IT. HERE'S THE SHORT 'N SWEET OF IT:

TOO FAST WILL REMAIN OPEN AS LONG AS WE CAN SAFELY DO SO.

WE CAN ONLY CONTINUE TO SHIP ORDERS BECAUSE (FOR NOW ANYWAY) ONLY OUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY WILL BE WORKING AT THE SHOP PULLING, PACKING & SHIPPING YOUR ORDERS.

SO YES, WE ARE SHORT-HANDED, AND YES THERE MAY BE DELAYS, BUT WE ARE DOING OUR ABSOLUTE BEST, TRUST...

TOO FAST ORDERS WILL BE SHIPPED ON TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, BUT JUST UNTIL THINGS START TO TURN AROUND (FINGERS ARE CROSSED)

WE WILL BE WASHING HANDS, DISINFECTING, & DISTANCING LIKES CHAMPS OVER HERE.

PLEASE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE & HEALTHY. WE ARE TRYING TO DO THE SAME. OH AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, WE ALL KNOW SOCIAL DISTANCING IS OUR FORTE'

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! HOPEFULLY, THINGS WILL GO BACK TO ABNORMAL FOR ALL OF VERY SOON. FEEL FREE TO HIT US UP WITH ANY QUESTIONS. AND IF AT ANY TIME WE FEEL WE ARE JEOPARDIZING THE HEALTH OF OUR CUSTOMERS, EMPLOYEES OR ANYONE ELSE, EVERYTHING WILL COME TO A SCREECHING HALT.