A spokesman for Mr. Biden, Jay Carney, said the vice president was unavailable to be interviewed about his portrayal in The Onion.

"Let me get this straight: You want to interview the vice president about stories about him in The Onion?" Mr. Carney asked, sounding at once amused and dumbfounded by the request. "Well, I'll give you credit for trying."

REALLY sonorus? "Intellectually-challenged left...."???? Well, you and your kind DID "drink the kool-aid" a long time ago. I KNEW George Bush was a dullard (no, I am NOT "misunderestimating him"), but Sarah makes "duh bya" look like a genius! The good news? She's your LEADING presidential nominee for President in 2012. Oh PLEASE let her win your primary! Remember, she's a Russian expert, 'cause she can SEE Russia from portions of Alaska!

Former President Barak Obama died today after leaning down to tie his gym shoe and being hit by a truck. He had stepped out of his car to join his friend John Boehner for a pickup game of basketball. Boehner, tears streaming down his face, gushed, “It could have been me!” and noted, “The poor bastard never saw it coming.”

Reaction from the left:

Reaction from the right: He was our most effective president ever—forget Reagan’s silly old trickle down economics. Obama put the full tax burden where it should be, on the lower class. Ha! Remember when we had that goofy middle class? All that union bellyaching crap? And that nutty Social Security, Medicare? Bunch of communist crazy ideas! He got us straightened out.

Reaction from the left:

Reaction from the right: It was often alarming to hear him speak…but the thing is you had to relax, and look at what the man actually DID.

Reaction from the left:

Reaction from the right: I mean, when he said he wanted out of Iraq and Afghanistan, I nearly pissed my pants. Even the Nobel people thought he meant that one!

Reaction from the left:

Reaction from the right: He was great! He could justify ANYTHING by calling it a compromise. That takes REAL political talent. I tell you, the man was a GENIUS.

Reaction from the left: He got that puppy for his daughters, finally, I think….

" Joe thinks it's hilarious the things they say about him " No truth , even in his musings. It's like he thinks the World will regale him for appearing before the camera's on Ash Wednesday with a dirty forehead. Going to church on Easter and Ash Wednesday will do you no good Joe, as you are excommunicated for your stand for Abortion. Oh, by the way " Chuckles " you might want to inform Nancy Botox , Dodd, and Giuliani they are in the same boat with you as you defy Catholic Teaching. As to the Onion spoof , well Joe it may be funny to you , but when we peel the Onion we still cry like most ordinary people.

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