Keith Urban & John Mayer

Theres not too much to say about the music of Keith Urban other than its as innocuous as any Top 40 country out there. Where Mr. Urban has transcended other glossy twangers is the art of Timberlaking. Hes the Chris Martin of the CMAs. Unfamiliar with the term? Its when a middling musician benefits from dating above his fame strata. If JT hadnt moved on to Cammy after NSYNC, hed now be group-dating on VH1. Dont believe me? Ask JC Chasez. No stranger to banging starlets is Urbans co-headliner John Mayer, who, from the amount of Proactive spokeswomen hes bedded, makes me think its his semen that causes jawline acne. MACHELL DUMA LAVASSAR