Emma Chawner - the new Jade Goody? (Part 10)

Loopy could certainly find work as the Chawnz voice-over for the visually impaired - although the visually impaired might not appreciate the magnitude of Philth's nasal hair and open pores.

I like the comparison of the the Chawners to Lost - the more you find out in the future, the more you notice in the past. I think Bio should repeat BFC/CLC indefinitely on an endless loop so everyone on the planet can appreciate the Chawners and what a gift they are to unintentional comedy.

I assume Emma has GORD, gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which is a type of acid reflux which can interestingly cause oesophagitis which is what Phizzle says Emma now has. GORD is treated by changing diet, quitting smoking and medication.

I assume Emma has GORD, gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which is a type of acid reflux which can interestingly cause oesophagitis which is what Phizzle says Emma now has. GORD is treated by changing diet, quitting smoking and medication.

Not to mention losing weight and not eating fatty or spicy foods, no caffeine and no alcohol.

I assume Emma has GORD, gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which is a type of acid reflux which can interestingly cause oesophagitis which is what Phizzle says Emma now has. GORD is treated by changing diet, quitting smoking and medication.

That is the page he's posted from a medical journal. He didn't say anything about Emma being put on a strict diet though. She wouldn't follow it anyway.

That is the page he's posted from a medical journal. He didn't say anything about Emma being put on a strict diet though. She wouldn't follow it anyway.

Nor would she give up the smoking. For a young person she seems to be really addicted. I've never understood why asthmatics smoke. They used to put the patients with terminal lung cancer in the same ward as us asthmatics when I was younger. It meant I never ever thought about smoking. It's a terrible way to die, slow suffocation.

Not that Emma has the ability to think ahead. Her brain only computes the here and now and how SHE's thinking and feeling.
Instant is how she thinks, instant stardom and instant gratification.

Sorry, I'm in a bad mood. Andy is injured and insisting on playing on possibly risking his Wimbledon and Olympic chances. I get way too involved in tennis. It was always my passion.

I notice there's a gap in the internet market for a "****yeahphilchawner" page. It needs someone with a strong stomach.

In answer to the kind comments that I should be a descriptor person for blind telly, that's not a good plan, I'm too mischievous. I told an old blind lady on a night out that the man singing in front of her was a stripper. She nearly croaked when he gave her the microphone.

I wonder how our patient is today? I hope she's laid off the tabs. Smoking after having a camera scraped down your throat can't be good.

Now that's not nice, poor Aud can't help her poor personal hygiene, it's not her fault.

Any news from Chawnerville about what they are up to this Jubilee weekend? And are any of them carrying the Olympic torch as it wends it's way round the UK? After all, they are Britain's second Royal family. (Phil actually said to me on facebook that this is how the people of Great Britain regard the Chawners, is this true?)