Han Ziwen, seen here being carried out of the Beijing Apple store like he just won the big game, was officially the first person in China to purchase an iPad. And, in case you can't read between the shoulder straps, his shirt reads, "I BUY IPAD #1". Mine? "Fruit Freak". Not even kidding, I got it from an apple grower at the Blacksburg farmer's market when I used to go to Virginia Tech. So yeah -- how's that for an Apple tie-in? "F***ING AMAZING" is right!