Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Top Ten List

Everyone at the table think that they’re smarter than everyone else, and thinks they will win the pot through sheer brilliance and shrewd play

We all have our weak spots, whether sooted connectors or Matt Hasselbeck

Even if you have pocket aces (or Peyton Manning and LT), it doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily win the money

Even if you have the Hammer (or any two 49ers), it doesn’t mean you WON’T win the money

98%-2% means the other guy still has a chance to pull it out, whether he needs the five of diamonds for his gutshot straight flush, or Kerry Collins to throw for 400 yds and six TDs (and no picks) on a Monday night.

You can be drawing dead before the end, especially if you’re behind and you have one receiver left and your opponent has the same team’s quarterback left.

Most women don’t get why men enjoy it so much. After all, it’s just a stupid game.