Do you know what's a shame? Whenever I meet a man who I find attractive, they always turn out to have these annoying habits. They're too much into analyzing music styles, or they like fancy dinners in expensive restaurants, or they flirt too much, or they smoke too much, or they drink too much (and then I mean they start shaking when they haven't had a beer the last 12 hours). Such a shame.

I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -