Yikes! So this was the scene outside of Marcy Projects when Jay-Z brought Oprah to Bed-Stuy. I love the fact that while you hear residents of the neighborhood cheering and screaming when Big O and Big Hov walk by with their security team and camera crew….the guys who took the video (DHENYC) were like Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show, grumbling about “this is my block.” LOL.

The “casual” visit to Jay-Z’s grandmother’s stoop was actually for an upcoming interview with Jay-Z in O Magazine, which should be very interesting. But um….Oprah’s fawning and gushing phone call to her bestie Gayle King’s radio show the next day…was odd to say the least. (shades of Weezy/Ms.Katie, lol)

We’re gonna be seeing a lot of Kanye’s on-again-off-again girlfriend Amber in the near future. Just watch. Even those snooty high-fashion mags are gonna have to scour their sample-size racks for non-sample-size ‘fits and lycra. But of course, my boys at Complex got the jump on the hot-bald-fashion-maven with their Sept. issue spread and interview….

Complex: There’s constant chatter on the blogs about your sexual preference. Are you bisexual?

Amber Rose: Yeah, they label me a bisexual freak stripper that f–ks Kanye on a daily basis. [Laughs.] You know: “Amber Rose, the f–king bisexual, dyke, freak, whatever the f–k.” To answer that: I’m extremely open with my sexuality. I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality [laughs] but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish. I can see beauty in anybody. I’m not into threesomes or orgies and s–t like that. If I see a women and I think she’s beautiful and I like her, and she likes me back we can definitely try to be in a relationship together.

wow…Making the Band alum Sara Stokes allegedly pulled a Keke Wyatt last week. According to TMZ, Stokes was arrested for domestic battery after she got into an argument with her husband in their Moreno Valley, CA home, and then stormed out of the house, tripping and falling out the door…

“We’re told Sara — who hurt her head in the fall — grabbed a knife and stabbed Tony in the arm — while their 3 kids watched.

Paramedics and cops came and Stokes was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence. The D.A. is deciding whether to charge her.

Sara’s lawyer, Eric Kayira, tells us, “Sara and Tony have a very passionate and loving relationship that on August 2, while having an evening of fun, she slipped and fell, hitting her head heavily on the ground and somehow in the process of helping her Tony got injured.”

(ugh @ the lawyer’s spin)

But does it make sense that she hurt her face like that from tripping? Seems like a line out of Suzanne Vega’s “Luka”. Is it possible that the spousal abuse went both ways?

I saw this guy do some hysterical stand-up in LA years ago….and despite the cringeworthy ridiculous character that he played in The Hangover, I still think Jeong is on a roll…he was even on WWE. (and he’s really a doctor, lol)

“I think @RaekwonIcewater forget where we were, we were in L.A….where Crooked is from….so when the playing field evened out, n—-s from @RaekwonIcewater’s camp wanted to know what they could do to resolve the situation, there’s really no resolving this [after]…the big body guard n—a couldn’t even punch me right sitting down, f—ing f—-t…”

“[I told them] this whole situation can go away with a ‘square dance’…when 2 n—-s square up, talk a walk around the corner, lock yourselves in a room, whoever comes out, comes out….so the @RaekwonIcewater told us, and this is what got me mad, that he didnt want to squaredance, he ain’t had a squaredance in 30 years….which first of all, how the f— old does that make you. And number 2, why not?…I get it, you’re a little out of shape, you’re a little old, you don’t want to get danced on…”

“So hit him on twitter and ask him why he don’t wanna squaredance…..we’re not talking about your life, your livelihood here. You’re just gonna get beat up. You gotta get hands put on you!”

“Me and you can go somewhere, and when they drag your body off, your brother Kay can come in if he feels like he wants to defend you…”

*deep breath…..sigh…..pause….sigh again*

(thanks to the readers for sending this latest regression)

UPDATE: after the jump, watch Joe’s one hour continued discussion of his Raekwon challenge….

Chang told XXL that before Sunday’s show, he mediated a talk between Rae and Joe which ended in a handshake.

“It was heated,” [Chang] told XXL, “people were not feeling some situations and at the end of the day sometimes the best action is no action** at least in L.A. But in San Francisco, yes, everybody got in a room, there were a lot of discussions and were able to keep it moving. “