Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.

Pondering larvae, our clerical friend here may have to consider the "Mexican jumping bean" which has both a theological precedent (Gen. 1:24) and an experiential manifestation of "up and down" while it attempts to escape from its embracing seed-pod, something which ladybird larvae are unable to emulate. Perhaps Creation Scientists [sic], in their newly invented "Baraminology", could explain this in terms of the scenic railway's "discontinuity systematics"?