I made this compilation because..well... I have no clue. 100% OC

l drove here, and
on the way here I
sawa bumper
sticker on a car."
Louis CK
and I was running late,
and I was leaving a
message on the phone
and not really
watching where I was
going."
Donald Glover
I rent a lot of
cars all the time
cause I go on the
road a lot."
Mitch
Hedberg
But my manager said
we don' t know
everything about
Michael Jackson."'
Eddie Murphy _
I' d like to talk
a little bit about "
the war in the
Persian Gulf."
George Carlin . b
Everybody feels bad _
for indians."
Dave Chappelle
Robin Williams
And you say Tm going
out to have a good time."'
Bill Cosby
People go 'what' s the
difference?"'
Chris Rock
hattah the "
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