A Hun’s Guide to Pay Day

25 September 2015

A Hun’s Guide to Pay Day

Jaysus pay day could not have come sooner, we were down to our last pair or knickers and a fiver. What kind of weekend would that have been? Look Huns, I know we all like to blow our cash on the Friday night downing cocktails and ordering prosecco by the barrel. But we said this month would be different, we would try and save for Christmas clothes or a pair of Giuseppe Zanotti’s, but then like all those spice bags, lattes and diet cokes add up and we wound up broke again. Don’t even mention the overdraft, those new extensions are essentials. I don’t f*cking care what my landlords says he can wait for his money, ‘big hair, don’t care’. Like sure, we are never going to be home owners at this rate, so why bother saving, I am going to spend all my wages on making myself into an absolute ride.

Priorities first Huns: it is time to pay the bills and look after the essentials: hair, nails, tan, bikini and ronnie waxes, oh and the gym membership. But if we are trying to cut back, here are some long term swaps that will give ya more to spend on a new car. Instead of always getting your lady garden waxed, along with your ronnie, maybe invest in finally getting rid of all that unwanted hair. We reckon laser is the way forward. So. put down the veet strips and look into having a Brazilian forever. You’re fella will thank you when he is kissing both your lips.

Right, so I prob spend 2/3 of my income on tan, so have I have decide to make my own tan with tea bags, brown sauce, PVC glue and curry sauce for fragrance. It goes on like a bit thick to be honest, defo use gloves and you can get rid of any white sheets but think of all the money you will save. Think of driving a mini of and getting all lads. Ride central!

I’m a devil for a cheeky cocktail. Buy us a Mojito and I’m yours! I’ve a desperate habit of buying one or ten on a night out and ending up in heap with no cash left. So back to sneaking naggings it is. It is basic b*tch maths; cheaper, less calories and did I say cheaper? Winning! Just don’t get caught, cos being a cheap hun is morto. But being a sneaky hun is genius.The diet coke has to go too, and the constant big mac attacks. Save those pennies for actual pennies…

Your’re welcome in advance for all the top hun saving tips. If you have anything left pay off the credit card like a good hun!