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things that may or may not be interesting

I can sing high and I can sing low. Now, mostly low. I still love high heels and I still hate feet. I militantly re-use my Ziploc bags but would happily spend $1700 on a Gucci purse- if I could. Starbucks coffee makes me itchy. I love men who are smart, intellectuals who are quirky and eccentrics who use non-sequiturs with elan. My martinis are always dry and my lip gloss expensive. I have no heroes. I'm too disillusioned for heroes.
Like everyone, I too get in the way of my destiny. That will change. I'm allergic to gluten. That will never change. I reluctantly speak German, refrain from passionate affairs with Italians and eat too many pickles. Looking at pigeons makes me nauseous. Escalators make me nervous. So do men with thin lips. I'm taller than some people and shorter than others.

things from the dark and murky past

more good-looking people

things that need disclaiming

This blog is inspired by real life events that have been fictionalized for entertainment purposes. The opinions expressed here are solely those of the author. There is no intent to malign any group or individual (Except for bananas. I don't care what you say, bananas are gross). Identifying details have been changed. Because as they say, "real life don't write real well."