A 50-something asshat trolling parking lots in his midlifecrisismobile looking for young chicks AND his youth. He's usually seen in a wife beater or topless, with the t-tops off. His fart cannon exhaust and delightful revving of the engine throughout the neighborhood bring shudders of "joy" to all.

Closely related to guys who drive over-sized diesels and suffer from "nice-truck-sorry-about-your-dick" syndrome.

Your chariot awaits!

Lester thought his tasty new Corvette would help him score with the cute cashier at Vitamin Cottage, but she just thought he was a huge fukendouche.