Megan Fox & Zac Efron probably had sex this week

Well, it finally happened. Megan Fox and Zac Efron were spotted on a date Tuesday night which means either Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill somebody or give Shia LaBeouf the hairiest chipmunk fuck of his life. It’s a toss up. Celebuzz reports:

The 23-year-old stunner shared an intimate dinner with Zac Efron on Tuesday night at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon, California, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
A fellow diner revealed, “They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked.”
It’s no secret that the Transformers 2 actress has had a thing for the 21-year-old High School Musical heartthrob for quite some time. As we reported back in January, the two flirted at the Golden Globe Awards, raising eyebrows at an after-party.

Okay, I’ve made some “Zac Efron is gay” jokes in my day, but if he pulled this off, I have to give credit where credit is due. Obviously, these are two of the most beautiful in Hollywood, so I’m pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac’s penis into Megan. Or at least that’s what happens when I make love. Ladies?

She seriously has the lamest taste in men I’ve ever seen. She’s not even upgrading. She’s making a lateral move from a has-been to a flash-in-the-pan never-will-be. Christ, at least that Green guy looks like he’s hit pubertly. I think she’ll go away soon. She’s 23 and looks about 33. Aging badly in Hollywood isn’t a career bonus, especially when you can’t fucking act in the first place.

Those silly comebacks… the veneer of idiocy… the wretched smell of the greater DC metropolitan area… the overbearing sense of failure mixed with the stench of broken dreams… can it really be damnYELL? I thought they put animals down when they couldn’t be saved… weird…