A reaction to the trend that the longer it takes to identify a suspect of a crime, the more likely said suspect is closer to being a WASP (White American Southern Presbyterian). Conservative pundit Ann Coulter's creation.

It states, "The longer it takes for any investigation process to identify a suspect of any lethal crime, the less likely said suspect is White and Christian."
Note: Coulter's Law sees any non-Presbyterian as not Christian.

Commentator 1: "It's been... 162 hours since the riot was said to occur. CSI, do you have any statements?"
Crime Scene Investigator: "Information is inclusive, and nothing substantial has been found."
Ann Coulter breaks into room: "THE NIGGERS MUST'VE DONE IT! COULTER'S LAW SAYS THE NIGGERS DID IT!"
Commentator 2: "I'll go deal with this fool, hold my drink, will ya?"