Adrienne, what a treat. I would like to thank you for this forward that allows us to peek "in2" the conservative conscious. It's true, the pansy liberals and Canadians truly are pulling the world down. Thanks to you for this insight.----begin forward----

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THEFOLLOWING SPEECH?“My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This actionwill be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our sideduring the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria , Australia, andPoland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on thatlist. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceasesimmediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay forthe costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT’ll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO ITWONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch thosegovernment leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexingsocial problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw withus and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia .Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles locatedin Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will bestripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps havetens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes,Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more ofeach other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitudeadjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guesswhere I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which willtake care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposesthis decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us ofisolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us theundying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It istime to eliminate homelessness in America To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys.We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America Thank you and good night. “

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's get this to every USAcomputer!)

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