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BREAKING NEWS – Brandon, Florida – Michael Foster, 43, of Lithia, Florida was arrested after tackling 62 year old Clarence Daniels. According to Hillsborough sheriff’s deputies, Foster saw Daniels’ handgun (that he had a permit to carry) and immediately jumped into action. The men struggled and weren’t separated until law enforcement arrived at the scene just before noon. Foster was arrested and charged with battery. Deputies said this was the second time Foster had done something like this. Last month, he tackled several people in a restaurant that he felt had sinister intentions, by the way they were using their knives to cut a sirloin.