Kanye West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian?

A rumor has been making the Internet rounds today that Kanye West knocked up Kim Kardashian after the two shared an intimate summer of him making love to her Rubenesque butt in ALL CAPS. The rumor cited an anonymous source, so it only makes sense that Hollyscoop used one of its own to dispute it because who are we kidding? It was Kim both times:

A source very close to Kim tells Hollyscoop the report is “absolutely not true,” adding that the report is simply “ridiculous.”
MediaTakeOut reported, “Kim has been seeing Kanye [West] off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times.” The insider continued, “Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”

Despite all the completely true facts I said up top about Kim spreading the story, I’m genuinely torn on whether or not this is true. On the one hand, she didn’t dangle from the Empire State Building screaming “I’m pregnant!” at anyone with a camera. While on the other, she’s somehow been allowed near Khloe, who much like her cousin, the bear, can smell menstruation. It’s practically a coin toss.

UPDATE: Presumably after a bidding war, People get’s the official denial straight from the famewhore tap.