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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

" GRIMES IS AHEAD"

ATTENTION! DUmmie Denial of Reality in Aisle 4. Please send in the cleanup crew with the white coats.

Yes, Mitch McConnell has won decisively in Kentucky yet we still get this from DUmmieland, F*CK THE MSM! GRIMES IS AHEAD. So let us now watch the DUmmies deny brutal reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Walter Mondale won in 1984. is in the [brackets]:

F*CK THE MSM! GRIMES IS AHEAD

[NAPOLEON WON AT WATERLOO!] 49% to 47% Do NOT Give Up Hope!!!

[Yeah, you hang onto that hope as we check the lack of reality in the rest of the DUmmies...] This is very strange. Calling it for him when she is now ahead in actual votes reported.

[Hang in there. Mondale might still beat Reagan.] Oh I PROMISE you I will not believe anything from the media until ALL votes are counted.

[Wake me when the count is over.] The early call was bullshit

[Live with it.]What? It's 54.7 -42.3 Mitch

[Keep waiting until every last vote is counted.]Some are saying concession speeches in about 25-30 minutes? I hope not so soon.

[Okay, we'll make it 35 to 40 minutes.]Cnn says she called to concede.

[Keep hope alive!] Yogi Berra: It ain't over 'til it's over. I hope Democratic politicians who lose this evening make Republicans sweat all night and won't concede until mid-morning and a good night's sleep.

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