Fake Dookie

“‘Outstanding!’ he says, as he straightens his genitals and cuts a celebratory fart.” -B

“I kinda think in a puddle.” -R

“an errand boy sent by Satan’s 3rd floor custodian to collect a triangular granite tablet with strange cuneiform scribblings drooled from the eager lips of an 80-year-old virginal abbott lokated somewhere in the marijuana jungles of Alsace-LORRAINE. He never smiles.” -D