Old_Zircon - 2012-09-06 It's a direct to video remake of 9 1/2 Weeks with ninjas added. I own and have seen the whole thing. I honestly thing it's the worst movie I've ever seen and I've seen some incredibly bad movies.

I'm almost 100% sure that a Poe poster admitted to doing a cameo in it as a child, too, but I forget who.

Rudy - 2012-09-07 I'm kind of disappointed that this movie is not a steamy psychodrama starring Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.