droog..

Originally Posted by droog

I would love to shoot a gator. the only thing is the only around here is in the zoo.

Gator season just ended here. If you really want too hunt gator let me know.
Damn things are all over the place here.
Next season I can hook you up with my neighbor who hunts every season.
They hunt at night. Processors here cut them up and tan the hide for you.
Please. Come down and kill all you want. Their is about 20 in my canal I would not be upset if they disappeared.

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"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781

I could have a whole lotta fun with one of those gator heads.. just sayin

Hell. You want one. I will send yah one. P.M. me your address and I will get one off too yah.
I sold all those. Those are State legal nuisance gators. They have numbers written in their mouths too make them legal.
Gator season starts here Aug 1st.. Their running big this year.
You want too go out at night in a small boat and hook and secure a 700 pound pissed off gator. Let him pull you around the lake like Moby Dick. Then really piss him off when you pop him over the head. Then pull him in your small boat at night. Let me know.
My crazy Marine neighbor is begging me too go, if he pulls a permit this year.
I can put in for a permit. Only $50. One answer.
Nooooooooooooooooo.
Get along with them just fine I do. We have a mutual understanding. They stay in the water. I stay in my boat.
P.M. me your address. I have too find the girl sells them. Take me a bit. But I will get one too yah. Tim 4th Astor Florida.

"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781

I would love to shoot a gator. the only thing is the only around here is in the zoo.

Droog. Heard rumors of the locals here in the swamp shooting them.
Just rumors of-course.
Probably them damn Irish poachers. Their famous for that.
Hell shoot the one in the zoo. I will get them another one.

"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781

I don't know. The only thing this Irishman knows how to poach is an egg.

I guess gators aren't exactly on the endangered list anymore, huh?

My family crest from County Claire in Ireland, is a picture of a poacher being hung.
No zoom. They are not endangered.
The damn reptiles are all over the place down here.
If the game wardens catch you touching one of their precious lizards out of season. It is a $10,000 fine and they can hang you.
Come down here. Kill them. Take some home too your families and friends.
Dead or alive. We dont care.
My buddy went too a local bar and asked the barmaid if she liked gator meat.
"Why yes. I love it."
He took a live, pissed off three footer out of his cooler and heaved it behind the bar.
" Here cook this one. Make me a sandwich. You can have the rest."
Cleared the whole damn bar out.

"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781