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What conspiracy? --
Avoiding academe's ax murderers --
How to get what you want in academe --
That's your opinion --
Holding ourselves accountable --
If universities were democracies --
Creating a culture of mutual respect --
A culture of openness --
To party, or not to party --
Yes, big brother is watching --
How to join the dark side --
The importance of protocol --
The administrator as magician --
The burden of confidentiality --
Avoiding the hunker-down strategy --
Resist the rush to judgment in disputes --
Why rules matter --
We can't do that here --
The delicate art of rejection --
Let's just do our jobs --
The cost of doing business --
The unkindest cut of all --
If only I knew then --
Carnegie matters --
Growing pains --
Why universities specialize --
Why universities reorganize --
The importance of external boards --
Certifying online research --
Why universities are streamlining their curricula --
Should we ditch football? --
How not to reform humanities scholarship --
The limits of academic freedom --
Exactly what is "shared governance"? --
When to dissolve a faculty senate --
It is who you know, and who knows you --
Praising you as we should --
How we value faculty work --
We really like you --
A creature of our own making --
How not to measure faculty productivity --
Fight your own battles --
How to run a meeting --
Don't just search, recruit --
Why settle for second best? --
The proper way to court --
But she was our top choice --
The academic job search and the Internet --
I'm your millstone --
Commencement matters --
Can you spare a dime? --
The ethics of technology --
E-mails are forever --
Keeping your emeriti close --
What deans expect of department heads --
How not to evaluate your department head --
Investigate me, please --
Safety first.