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Apparently in Germany, kids get to plan their own senior parties. According to the Daily Mail, a stripper was brought in to the school under the guise of making a presentation on "equal rights" but obviously the kids learned about something else that day. The "speaker" came dressed in business attire and started out talking about teacher-student relationships, which she followed up by taking off that business attire and giving a few students a lap dance (as you can see in the video).

Since everyone in the room and involved was technically an adult and not underage, the teachers allowed the performance to go ahead. We imagine the school's official response to this event looked something like this:

We're not going to link you to the photo in question (there's some sort of Google device that can do that for you), but we will say this: There was a very special light-load single-engine plane that made a landing in difficult terrain, and there's pictures US Airways tweet to prove it.

YouTuber CentralPAVote brings this footage of what appears to be a malfunctional voting machine that would check a vote for Mitt Romney even when the voter repeatedly filled the ballot for Barack Obama. Also check out the Reddit thread for the real-time development on this story.

Yesterday, The New York Times published a story which outlined a bribery scandal at Walmart de Mexico and today, a video featuring VP of Corporate Communications, David Tovar, went out, claiming that the company has been investigating this matter while working with the Department of Justice. There is some comfort in knowing that when it comes to shady business practices, Walmart is not limited to keeping it stateside.