The Mindset of a Champion

May 2004

May 31, 2004

Supporting these people only encourages them. First of all, happy Memorial Day. I don't know what everybody else is planning on doing, but I'll be standing on my feet flipping White Assholes for about 9 hours straight and then I...
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May 30, 2004

It was right neighborly! First of all, you just know the Army or whoever knew he got popped by one of his own guys and not in some Jessica Lynch-style, PR created hero scenario, but of course they had to...
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May 29, 2004

dir. Morgan Spurlock, USA 2004 I know I've done the whole Morgan Spurlock/Super Size Me thing before, but since I caught the movie the other day, of course I had to write about it. Plus everytime I would write something,...
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May 28, 2004

Nothing makes your average suburbanite "I continue to vote Republican in the face of logic and common sense" white guy more pissed off than the mention of Michael Moore. I didn't even realize it as much until I started working...
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May 27, 2004

I was already in a hunting and killing mood the other day when I picked up a copy of Rolling Stone that had been sitting around the break area at The Asshole. Then I flipped to an article by the...
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May 26, 2004

Prince, Musicology (NPG/Columbia, 2004) If anybody was due for a comeback this year, it was Prince. Of course there are plenty of acts that haven't had a hit since the early '90s, but most of them fucking suck. The guy...
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Greetings, bitches. I usually like to write these things on Wednesday mornings, but lately I've been having some technical difficulties. Now it's like 5:30 in the evening and I didn't even have any coffee this morning, before I had about...
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I got up at about 9 something this morning and took a look out of the guest bedroom window. The neighborhood still looks like a fucking war zone. I brushed my teeth (to get rid of the shit taste of...
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May 25, 2004

Greetings, bitches. I was going to feed the beast this morning, but the gotdamn phone line was out and I eventually had to go to work. I get home and the whole neighborhood's a fucking mess. The streets are covered...
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May 24, 2004

First of all, I just want to go on record as saying that I was one of the first people I know (maybe not the first person) to run an anti-Morgan Spurlock/Super Size Me story and so far I've yet...
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