Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced their separation today, and the only question I have is – what took them so long? It’s about time Paula smelled the skeeze and got the heck out of that marriage, especially when she was constantly being regaled by her husband’s cheating ways. I mean, when you see a picture of your significant other with his hand grabbing another girl’s ass, what would your reaction be?

Anyway, now that Robin’s single and has thousands of girls throwing themselves at him, what’ll be his next move? No doubt, he’ll start having fling after fling with random famewhore after random famewhore, but is it possible that he’ll try to hook up with Miley Cyrus, his one-time VMA grinding buddy?

Don’t try to tell me that Miley’s too young for him, because the guy’s been hitting on girls that are even younger. And Miley’s not exactly discriminating about who she’s been hooking up with lately. Plus, if it helps her public profile, then why wouldn’t she do it? It’s not like she cares about anything else at the moment, and her stock’s never been higher – just as Robin’s fame has never been this all-encompassing.

If Robin ends up joining Miley’s upcoming tour, then you’ll know that the possibility of them hooking up is more than likely. Really, if it wasn’t for all the cameras and public attention at the time, I’m positive that something would have happened between them after the VMAs, if he hadn’t been such a douche about the situation.