"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."

(Albert Einstein)

"Shouldn't "abbreviated" be a short word?"

(Unknown) [From a blog by Bill Henk]

------------------------Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ...'------------------------An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...

"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.-------------------------Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!----------------------------Q: What does the zero say to the eight?

A: Nice belt!----------------------------

Real leadership liberates, never limits: It unleashes people to work with passion. Effective universities recognize that strength in academic programs exists on the ground, with engaged faculty, staff, and students working towards common university goals.

Good managers empower their employees to do well by giving opportunities to excel; bad managers disempower their employees by hoarding those opportunities Micromanagement restricts the ability of micromanaged people to develop and grow, and it also limits what the micromanager's team can achieve, because everything has to go through him or her.