Hey haters!! Just in case you didn’t know its cool to be thin. So 64 calories over a beer belly any day! So no matter what I dig the commercial jingle, the taste of 64, and the fat it keeps off my hot body! Muah. When I work out and have a beer at night I don’t stress over how much harder I’m gonna Have to work it off just because I enjoy a good time. :) xoxo

Hey Jennifer BITE ME! Just in case you didn’t know, it’s more important to be human than thin, cool and trendy like your buddies in these horrid commercials. But Hey if you like drinking Horse-Piss for beer then chug your Miller 64. Let’s face it, if your gonna drink don’t be a pussy about it. And by the way, you’re hot bod isn’t worth the ‘stuck on yourself attitude.’ Get over yourself lovey!

So that is what Miller has been talking about when they talk about “Filler”. It all makes sense now that they “removed all the filler and made Miller 64″. All that dang Malt and pesky hops has finally been fully removed! Great! Well, sorry, that’s not for me. I’ll stick with real beer and Miller and those who fall for marketing ploys can keep their Miller 64. I’ll drink something with some flavor and enjoy it.

These commercials were not made by Miller Brewing Company. They were actually made by Anheuser Busch to keep normal people as far away from Miller products as possible. This effort has been a resounding success.

AYFKM? If you’re gonna drink beer, then have a micro brewed IPA or something of quality. If you’re gonna drink this bogus product, you should drink water instead. It has NO calories and you can have all you want without worrying about your precious waistline. This is just another annoying ad campaign with an annoying song for a beverage that is essentially colored water. What will they try to foist on us next? Long Live Northern California Micro-breweries!