June 26, 2003

Turning Tory

Now if I just had a pipe I could jab with to illustrate my points, a purple smoking jacket and a dark two-story English library, regimental colours of the 78th Highlanders in the corner and a view of the grounds from the desk, my journey in stolid pretentiousness would be complete.

The pipe, the jacket and the manor are just symbols, really. I've got everything else down deep inside, where it counts.

The manor is Penshurst, of course, stolen from my ancestors by that bastard Henry VIII after a little tiff, and given to the thoroughly underserving Sidney family.

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