Want your Rock Band sexier? Order it with a girl

"For some reason, sex and Rock Band don't associate themselves in my mind, but I suppose even bananas and masking tape can look sexy if placed in the right situation. Enter this Ebay auction, in which you can win the new Rock Band bundle along with 2 Guitar Hero 3 Gibson SG guitars ... and Chloe.

What will Chloe do for you? Well, she will apparently open the gifts for you (which makes no sense to me, it's my goddamn gift and I wanna open it,) possibly slither all over them once opened, and take pictures with you before she leaves, leaving you with a tent in your pants and a brand new copy of Rock Band."