The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.21.13

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I bookended with Kelly Brook because despite all of the shots like these I make you look at, I want you to know that I care. I’m considerate of others, just like Zac Efron who would never endanger multiple lives by drunk driving, or Katy Perry supplying this young man with a lifetime of masturbatory fantasies. There’s even Tom Hardy encouraging kids to regularly brush their teeth.

See? This thing doesn’t always have to be negati– Oh, goddamnit Earvin Johnson III, you cartoon gay person, I almost made it out,