Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Speaker to resign

There are rumours hither and thither that Speaker Martin is about to announce his resignation.

As we await confirmation, Cranmer has decided to pass away the hours with a little commemorative verse. It is fitting that such occasions of national celebration be immortalised in the fashion of 'Remember, remember the Fifth of November'.

His Grace is happy to versify his words earlier today:

If the Early Day Motion never becomes a Substantive Motion, then Andrew Motion must pen an ode to the Brownian motion by which Parliament was reduced to a bowel motion.

TS Eliot might have observed:

We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together. Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!

There goes Mick Martin, back o'er the border,No longer will he say "Order, Order",Expenses for the rich, all claiming for more,And letting the Plod break down Damian's door,A failure as Speaker, and now it's his time,All confidence lost due to all of his crimes.His partisan ways a disgrace to the Chamber,He gave Opposition MPs the cold shoulder,Though yesterday he tried to plead to the masses,He'd always just tried to make war between classesThough MPs all cheer as his time approaches,They should know it won't save the other cockroaches.The Speaker refused to turn his course,He waffled on while faith was lost,So though his passing is no great shakes,Knowing he's next the Prime Minister quakes.

1 And the LORD spake unto Moses after the death of the two sons of Aaron, when they offered before the LORD, and died;

2 And the LORD said unto Moses, Speak unto Aaron thy brother, that he come not at all times into the holy place within the vail before the mercy seat, which is upon the ark; that he die not: for I will appear in the cloud upon the mercy seat.

3 Thus shall Aaron come into the holy place: with a young bullock for a sin offering, and a ram for a burnt offering.

4 He shall put on the holy linen coat, and he shall have the linen breeches upon his flesh, and shall be girded with a linen girdle, and with the linen mitre shall he be attired: these are holy garments; therefore shall he wash his flesh in water, and so put them on.

5 And he shall take of the congregation of the children of Israel two kids of the goats for a sin offering, and one ram for a burnt offering.

6 And Aaron shall offer his bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and make an atonement for himself, and for his house.

7 And he shall take the two goats, and present them before the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

8 And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat.

9 And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the LORD's lot fell, and offer him for a sin offering.

10 But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall be presented alive before the LORD, to make an atonement with him, and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness.

11 And Aaron shall bring the bullock of the sin offering, which is for himself, and shall make an atonement for himself, and for his house, and shall kill the bullock of the sin offering which is for himself:

12 And he shall take a censer full of burning coals of fire from off the altar before the LORD, and his hands full of sweet incense beaten small, and bring it within the vail:

13 And he shall put the incense upon the fire before the LORD, that the cloud of the incense may cover the mercy seat that is upon the testimony, that he die not:

14 And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.

15 Then shall he kill the goat of the sin offering, that is for the people, and bring his blood within the vail, and do with that blood as he did with the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it upon the mercy seat, and before the mercy seat:

16 And he shall make an atonement for the holy place, because of the uncleanness of the children of Israel, and because of their transgressions in all their sins: and so shall he do for the tabernacle of the congregation, that remaineth among them in the midst of their uncleanness.

17 And there shall be no man in the tabernacle of the congregation when he goeth in to make an atonement in the holy place, until he come out, and have made an atonement for himself, and for his household, and for all the congregation of Israel.

18 And he shall go out unto the altar that is before the LORD, and make an atonement for it; and shall take of the blood of the bullock, and of the blood of the goat, and put it upon the horns of the altar round about.

19 And he shall sprinkle of the blood upon it with his finger seven times, and cleanse it, and hallow it from the uncleanness of the children of Israel.

20 And when he hath made an end of reconciling the holy place, and the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar, he shall bring the live goat:

21 And Aaron shall lay both his hands upon the head of the live goat, and confess over him all the iniquities of the children of Israel, and all their transgressions in all their sins, putting them upon the head of the goat, and shall send him away by the hand of a fit man into the wilderness:

22 And the goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a land not inhabited: and he shall let go the goat in the wilderness.

23 And Aaron shall come into the tabernacle of the congregation, and shall put off the linen garments, which he put on when he went into the holy place, and shall leave them there:

24 And he shall wash his flesh with water in the holy place, and put on his garments, and come forth, and offer his burnt offering, and the burnt offering of the people, and make an atonement for himself, and for the people.

25 And the fat of the sin offering shall he burn upon the altar.

26 And he that let go the goat for the scapegoat shall wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward come into the camp.

27 And the bullock for the sin offering, and the goat for the sin offering, whose blood was brought in to make atonement in the holy place, shall one carry forth without the camp; and they shall burn in the fire their skins, and their flesh, and their dung.

28 And he that burneth them shall wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in water, and afterward he shall come into the camp.

29 And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:

30 For on that day shall the priest make an atonement for you, to cleanse you, that ye may be clean from all your sins before the LORD.

31 It shall be a sabbath of rest unto you, and ye shall afflict your souls, by a statute for ever.

32 And the priest, whom he shall anoint, and whom he shall consecrate to minister in the priest's office in his father's stead, shall make the atonement, and shall put on the linen clothes, even the holy garments:

33 And he shall make an atonement for the holy sanctuary, and he shall make an atonement for the tabernacle of the congregation, and for the altar, and he shall make an atonement for the priests, and for all the people of the congregation.

34 And this shall be an everlasting statute unto you, to make an atonement for the children of Israel for all their sins once a year. And he did as the LORD commanded Moses.

"Lord, the God of righteousness and truth, grant to our Queen and her government, to Members of Parliament and all in positions of responsibility, the guidance of your Spirit. May they never lead the nation wrongly through love of power, desire to please, or unworthy ideals but laying aside all private interests and prejudices keep in mind their responsibility to seek to improve the condition of all mankind; so may your kingdom come and your name be hallowed.Amen."

Tell me this Your Grace – did they really believe that they could abuse God; try His patience; speak with the mouth one thing and plot in the heart another?

Oldsouth love your picture, the Tory MPs name is Douglas Carswell and if there is any justice in this world he is a future Tory party leader not that dish rag Cameron, so no you can’t have him, our need is greater, even if you did elect the Obamanation.

We now have to start the rumour

Ann Widdecombe for Speaker,Things couldn’t be bleakerSo don’t be too proudNow shout it out LOUDANN WIDDECOMBE FOR SPEAKER.

This cannot be stopped by feeding the wolves at the door a few limbs of Mr Speaker, and feeding the rest of him to the sharks of the press encircling.

There are MPs who have carried out this deed who themselves are guilty of morally deficient behaviour over expense claims. It is they who, being guilty, have cast their stones at Mr Speaker when they were not morally qualified to do so.

The spirit of the Lord God is upon me :because the lord has anointed me to preach good tidings unto the meak :he hath sent me to bind up the broken hearted , to proclaim liberty to the captives : and the opening of the prisons to them that are bound

So he'll be out in a month's time. Good riddance. Pity he didn't just resign on the spot with immediate effect, but I suppose there are rules of procedure that govern these things.

The Times seems to believe he'll still get his promised seat in the Lords:

As has happened with previous Speakers, Mr Martin is expected to be given a seat in the Lords – although that has not yet been confirmed and would doubtless cause an outcry given the circumstances of his departure.

since you mentioned the word fashion, I intend to attempt such as issue to be fashion related. not a very good idea of me but it simply must be done.

It is only right that the speaker resigned he is after all one of the fashion queens of MPs expenses with his claims being made public in spring-summer 08, maybe it was his Spring-Summer political fashion collection. Well he was clearly flobadommed, I for one a fashion obsessee noticed that his authority among MPs had long gone after the his expenses were made public. This may just be the end of the three season political fashion policy on MPs or another fashion critique might say the little black dress may have just gotten a new twist...

one is filled with great glee, like that of a big shopping spree in Harrods or Harvey Nicks with the Speaker's resignation. but one does hope that that the UK doesn't get another Political fashion faux pas like the Speaker.

Regards Flumsy Flobadoms

(sorry your grace for not having a proper google blogger's account name but too busy revising for tests but simply had to comment on such an issue as this one)

my apologises your grace, i was meant to say This may just be the end of the three season political fashion policy on MPs Expensesnot This may just be the end of the three season political fashion policy on MPs

About His Grace:

Archbishop Cranmer takes as his inspiration the words of Sir Humphrey Appleby: ‘It’s interesting,’ he observes, ‘that nowadays politicians want to talk about moral issues, and bishops want to talk politics.’ It is the fusion of the two in public life, and the necessity for a wider understanding of their complex symbiosis, which leads His Grace to write on these very sensitive issues.

Cranmer's Law:

"It hath been found by experience that no matter how decent, intelligent or thoughtful the reasoning of a conservative may be, as an argument with a liberal is advanced, the probability of being accused of ‘bigotry’, ‘hatred’ or ‘intolerance’ approaches 1 (100%).”

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The epithet of 'great' can be applied only to those who were defining leaders who successfully articulated and embodied the Conservatism of their age. They combined in their personal styles, priorities and policies, as Edmund Burke would say, 'a disposition to preserve' with an 'ability to improve'.

I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good will triumph.Margaret Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher LG, OM, PC, FRS.(Prime Minister 1979-1990)

We have not overthrown the divine right of kings to fall down for the divine right of experts.Harold Macmillan, 1st Earl of Stockton, OM, PC.(Prime Minister 1957-1963)

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.Sir Winston Churchill, KG, OM, CH, TD, FRS, PC (Can).(Prime Minister 1940-1945, 1951-1955)

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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.Robert Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, KG, GCVO, PC.(Prime Minister 1885-1886, 1886-1892, 1895-1902)

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