EvilHomerJack Russel Terriers are nuts. A friend of mine has one, and the dog's favorite hobby is running along walls. Yeah, along the wall- it runs around in circles, then jumps on the wall and does this whole Prince of Persia wall run thing for a few seconds, before crashing into her table and starting again. Also, the fucking thing eats catnip and does backflips when it needs to pee.

RoachbudIt's a whole lot better than a cat because it wouldn't eat your corpse

theFluconsidering all dogs can trace their routes back to the Wolf, a small / toy breed seems to be a complete bastardization, of a once noble heritage of predators that would eat not just your corpse, but your still living body.

that said, even the smallest, most awful dog is still leagues beyond any cat, on the evolutionary ladder

LurchiDogs will eat your corpse. Unlike cats, they will wait til they are hungry.

theFluI hate Jack Russel's / all small dogs.
Once, this girl I knew had one, and it would always try to bite my feet, because it was a retard; but she never reprimanded it or anything. So one day, it dashed out from under a chair and bit my heel really bad, so I knuckle-punched it in the face as hard as I could, and it never, ever bothered me again.