Friday, November 19, 2010

Another chapter of Ted and the Awful team's archives. Our favorite celeb swingers, Tony and Eva! Just in time for the news of their divorce.

This couple has provided us with a few of our favorite Blind Vice's. Who doesn't love some kinky fun?As their relationship is quite unconventional, Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are dangerously close to figuring out the perfect sinful Hollywood partnership. Everyone in this skanky town cheats, so why not do it together? But open relationships only work for so long…The Perps: Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-OffPrimary Vice: SwingersBlind Bio: This couple has been known to hit up certain swinger parties in the Hollywood Hills together. Sex on the side for both Secretia and Ohio is totally okay since they're apart a lot, but emotional cheating is never allowed. And, sure enough, trouble started brewing when Ms. Ohio started fooling around more than Chester preferred…so he emotionally checked out.

"Dear Ted:You need to clarify your info on Chester Shorts-Off. First, you tell us he and Secretia swing and that he loves getting it on with guys—you were unequivocal about that and mentioned nothing about him cheating with other women. Then, in the second B.V. you don't mention his sexual preference at all. Now, in the third B.V. you make it sound like he's been swinging with women this whole time! Which is it, or is he bisexual and you just didn't realize it at first? I think it's quite clear who this couple is, but your changing info and the stories being reported in the news aren't adding up. Were you wrong, or are they just spinning it a certain way to protect Chester's real secret? It's OK to admit you're wrong sometimes.—C'

Dear Fiesty:Both Chester and Secretia like same-sex nooky; he just happens to prefer it more than she does. They're both sluts, why all the fuss about specifics, babe?"

Since Eva Longoria was inducted last round, we thought it was only fair to put her soon-to-be ex-hubby in there also. Sometimes it takes two to vice.

As for Liz Banks, her Vice ain't nothing new in Hollywood (and certainly wouldn't make you think that differently of her), but she seems to be a fan favorite. As for Lopez, that one might be slightly more stunning. A lot more stunning, actually."

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