Here comes Wepwawet, here comes Wepwawet,
Openin’ the Wepwawet way!
When the stars align with the Celestial Cow,
It’s Moomas time again!
If we all align with Ma’at,
The world can be happy and bright!
So let’s all sing: Dua! Dua! Dua! Dua!
‘Cause Wepwawet comes tonight!

… because there just aren’t enough Moomas carols devoted to Wepwawet. To the tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus.” Enjoy!