infinite zest - 2015-05-22 I remember the last time I saw my parents-in-law, they were having colonoscopys at the same time, which is kinda fucked up but kind of endearing I guess, but kinda fucked up, considering it was my fucking vacation and THIS is how I spend it, not being able to use the shitter and being stuck in the middle of nowhere suburban Wisconsin. But it all makes sense because my in-laws were always assholes, and now I get to think about actual assholes when I think about them.

lotsmoreorcs - 2015-05-22 Your face is looking better John I must say. It's nice to see the pedophilic sheet weevils that have been crawling around your submissions I mentioned earlier were not just a figment of my imagination

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-22 >>>Your face is looking better John I must say. It's nice to see the pedophilic sheet weevils that have been crawling around your submissions I mentioned earlier were not just a figment of my imagination

lotsmoreorcs - 2015-05-23 are you referring to me or the house full of malnourished, desperate prisoners scrabbling their paws ragged on the blinds or hungrily circling you as you float there waiting for death

lotsmoreorcs - 2015-05-24 The only way you could do a flip is if someone planted a pair of pressure cooker IEDs under your squalid folds and the physics took a lucky turn in your favor. Regardless, the rancid lard that would inevitably rain down would have to be chemically incinerated and the entire affected surface area vaporized

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-23 Seriously, there's a place for context, but in a lot of my videos, I consciously go for "what the fuck am I looking at?", which is a pretty common youtube comment. I get. Of course, if you're not curious about what you're looking at, I've failed, and if you're not actually looking at anything, I've cheated.

But I thought the context here is pretty straightforward. It's in the title, and in the description. You want a backstory? Some flashbacks maybe? It's okay if you just don't like it. You don't need a bullshit reason

I lost the files for this, and so I never really finished it. I intended to have a whole crowd of little bacteria guys. Maybe I'll reshoot, and take another whack at it one day. In the meantime, I submitted this in response to the colon graphics in that wonderful Finnish Feminists Anal Sex video.

EvilHomer - 2015-05-23 So what you're saying is, this is Youtube Poop.

Hooker - 2015-05-23 It's also a lame excuse for John continuing to talk about himself. At least infinite zest doesn't start whole videos dedicated to this.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-23 Hooker, if you ever take that stick out of your ass and look around, you may discover that, for better or for worse, nobody really needs an excuse to talk about themselves.

yogarfield - 2015-05-23 Oh that's you? I thought you were just pretending to be an old guy this whole time.