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President Trumpnado

This is going to be like Nixon on acid. We gave keys to nuclear weapons to a reality TV star who models authoritarian traits and walks around shaking hands with women’s vaginas.

To the people reading this abroad, I’m sorry, but this guy is a craven gut punch to the higher aspirations of or species. I didn’t know the apathy was that bad here. Wow, Dante doesn’t have anything on the exile to come. This is like a Shinto Gate leading to the cray beyond the pale of reason. Expect the pain. Clinton was a lizard person, but at least she was a reasonable lizard person. Trump is going to eat babies.

And if he dies, you get Mike Pence. It would be great if Trump proved us wrong and became a president who is able to respond to modern pressures in a way that reflects the honor and dignity of the office of the presidency of The United States of America, a deeply divided and Victory Gin triple-drunk people tonight. He might posess great vision and steaks and classy dateables.

Countdown to cray. Fascism is dangerous and poorly managed.

Vindictive

Paranoid

Ill-informed

Delusional

Racist

Has nukes

Encourages violence

Speaks to Americans as if they were second graders.

Promises punishment

Has the political acumen of a painted choad

Diplomatic, if taco bowl

Shakes hands with vaginas

And he wants to cyber better. He once had Qaddafi in a tent in his backyard, like it was a bro-over. Jesus Caligula face drunk on rectal milk.

“Nixon had no friends except George Will and J. Edgar Hoover (and they both deserted him). It was Hoover’s shameless death in 1972 that led directly to Nixon’s downfall. He felt helpless and alone with Hoover gone. He no longer had access to either the Director or the Director’s ghastly bank of Personal Files on almost everybody in Washington.” – HST in a scathing obituary of Richard Nixon, originally published in Rolling Stone on June 16, 1994