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Boutros on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-174134
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:21:21 +0000Boutros174134@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>No. His name is Sponge Finger.
</p>sponge finger on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-174100
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:14:32 +0000sponge finger174100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Speaking of abuse - have you really called one of your sons Norris ????
</p>Squudge on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-174099
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:13:41 +0000Squudge174099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Glad I gave it 5 - I still remember that bitter, hollow disappointment<br />
&lt;marred childhood mode&gt;
</p>Boutros on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-174077
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:20:14 +0000Boutros174077@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>True truebiscuit. 2 sons v. disappointed. Lawyer bit I made up.
</p>Squudge on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-174055
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:25:25 +0000Squudge174055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>is this by chance a flashback truebiscuit?</p>
<p>...perhaps relating to one of those flashily packaged big eggs that turned out to be light as a feather and waffer-thin chocolate once unwrapped?
</p>Boutros on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-174003
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:32:47 +0000Boutros174003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Thank you for the stars, anonymous donor.
</p>Boutros on "Cardboard easter egg "an abuse of human rights," claims Norris, 11."http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=59885#post-173914
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 09:17:54 +0000Boutros173914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Norris Clatworthy had been saving his largest easter egg until last. But the excitement of opening it soon turned to shock when he found out that the cellophane and silver foil concealed an egg with a shell made of a cardboard, not chocolate. And he's taking his case to the European Court of Human Rights.</p>
<p>Norris has enlisted help from specialist human rights lawyers. A spokesman from Leigh Day &amp; Co. said, "Every child has the right to stuff their faces with too much chocolate over Easter. Norris's expectations were cruelly but understandably raised by the attractive product packaging. He had every right to believe there was chocolate inside. The discovery has scarred the little brat quite badly, and although cases like these are notoriously hard to pursue, it turns out his dad is very rich and in the circumstances we are sure we can make a case that could run for a few months and clock up several grand in fees."</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Norris is having to contend with eating the small packet of fondant creams that was the only contents of the cardboard ovoid. He is also considering bringing a civil action against his grandma who purchased the item "knowing full well it was complete shite."
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