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Family In Tears After Finding Homemade Porn On Nintendo 3DS This Christmas

The dangers of buying used, people. This Christmas, the Giles family found themselves horrified after their five year old son, Braydon Giles, found racy pictures on his refurbished 3DS. Presumably, the pictures came from previous owners who utilized the system’s camera function. (…who the hell DOES that?)

The pictures were discovered when the kid asked his older brother with some help in deleting the pictures. There were nine in all.

Naturally, the father — Mark Giles — returned the 3ds. GameStop apologized for not catching the pictures before trying to sell the system, and then offered the family a new 3DS.

Despite being appreciative, the father doesn’t feel that the new 3DS really makes up for what happened.

“You can’t unsee this he’s 5 years old maybe when he’s 18 or 20 maybe he won’t know anything about it but he’s not going to forget about this tomorrow,” Giles said.

As our own Chris Person put it: “You can’t refurb a kid’s brain.”

Which is all fine. The larger question, of course, is WHO THE HELL IS USING A FREAKING NINTENDO 3DS TO FILM HOMEMADE PORN????? That can’t possibly be the best or most convenient camera available to any human being who owns a 3DS, unless that human is like 9. Ten-year-olds have iPods. Were they using augmented reality stickers? Or maybe filming the action from every possible angle with every camera in the house?

There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.

I really hope the family wasn't literally "in tears" because of this, and it's just the media with their sensational headlines again. Society has made people so sensitive to everything, even shit that's natural. I can understand being upset over unknowingly letting their child witness such content, but crying? Man the fuck up.