It's almost cliché at this point to say that a rice cooker is so clutch for college, but it is. You can get like 18 meals for 32 cents (don't check my math). Rice + Sriracha is all you need if you're really on that struggle budget. Get the rice cooker from Amazon for $19.99 and three 28-ounce bottles of Sriracha for $14.46.

The French press ($13.80 on Amazon) is for when you're too tired to even make it to the coffee stand. The kettle provides the water for coffee and other important food groups like Cup Noodle and Easy Mac. Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

Longsleeve tees are having a bit of a resurgence right now and I'm all for it. Things that are easy to layer come in handy when you're waking up 10 minutes before class. Get one from Union LA for $42 or H&M for $24.99.

The Pax is great because it looks nondescript and chic. It's compact too — fits right in your palm, if you want to use it while pretending to cough. And — if you're in a state where weed is legal, of course — you can get wild high from just a few hits. Trust me on this. Get it from Pax for $279.99.

A mid-weight jacket that will never go out of style and has enough pockets for all the shit above (vape, notebooks, etc). Get one from Urban Outfitters for $59 (or check your local thrift shop and I bet you can find one for less than $10).