Cool Ellen quotes:Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?That crazed look could have meant any number of things!I feel significantly less menacing.Blasphemy!Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.I'm supposed to know how magic works?I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.You can make marbles even more shiny?Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"Magnet!Dammit, she can thumb-type every word, but she can't bust out the emoticons?

Cool Ellen quotes:Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?That crazed look could have meant any number of things!I feel significantly less menacing.Blasphemy!Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.I'm supposed to know how magic works?I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.You can make marbles even more shiny?Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"Magnet!Dammit, she can thumb-type every word, but she can't bust out the emoticons?

Cool Ellen quotes:Is that all you noticed while in my shirt?Yo Piggy! Get away from my brother 'fore I make you squeal!Ah Yes, The Wonder Twins... They do complicate matters don't they?That crazed look could have meant any number of things!I feel significantly less menacing.Blasphemy!Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.I'm supposed to know how magic works?I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.You can make marbles even more shiny?Well, that, or "Mind your own business, jackass!"Magnet!Dammit, she can thumb-type every word, but she can't bust out the emoticons?

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - God, Futurama
"So you see, my lad, the true moral of the Battle of Trenton is if you party to hardy, George Washington will kick your ass. Any questions?" - Mr. Verres, El Goonish Shive
[blog] - but you don't have to read that...

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - God, Futurama
"So you see, my lad, the true moral of the Battle of Trenton is if you party to hardy, George Washington will kick your ass. Any questions?" - Mr. Verres, El Goonish Shive
[blog] - but you don't have to read that...