Calm your sex, Inhumanist. I love the band but Fenriz's scrambled eggs are more metal than Summoning. My one sentence statement was obviously a joke, ya know and it touched your German humor fanboy sensibilities!

That is not a fucking dog. It looks like the son of a bitch came straight out of Monster Hunter.

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MutantClannfear wrote:

I love that the reviews for the new Dying Fetus get abbreviated on the front page of MA as "Wrong One to Fuck..." Sounds like a remorseful concept album dealing with John Gallagher's experiences with STIs.

Calm your sex, Inhumanist. I love the band but Fenriz's scrambled eggs are more metal than Summoning. My one sentence statement was obviously a joke, ya know and it touched your German humor fanboy sensibilities!

So I ordered Damascus Steel (Meads of Asphodel's 3rd album) from an ebay vendor and noticed his profile name was Jaldaboath, his store name was meadsofasphodel_store, he lived in the UK and had a lot of meads gear. So just for the hell of it I asked him if he was *the* Jaldaboath, and got the response:

"i am not the foul jaldaboath but use the name which was chosen for him to remind me each day of his balefulness.

The Meads of Asphodel was without any honour during those far off days, but that is another story.

i bid you well."

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demonomania wrote:

A gritty "Leprechaun In the IRA" reboot sounds pretty awesome, actually. Sample line - "Come have a taste of me lucky ARMS!"

One day I smashed through the door to a courtroom on a skateboard and flipped a sweet oly off the rails! As I flipped through the air I threw my sunglasses up and then landed on the defendants seat! As I landed, the shades landed perfectly on my face! I grabbed the judge hammer and banged the table! "Hear ye Hear ye! I find myself in contempt of court! Fuck all y'all!" Then I flipped a double middle finger salute to the assembled news crews who had never expected anything so cool to happen at my trial for crimes against humanity!

One day I smashed through the door to a courtroom on a skateboard and flipped a sweet oly off the rails! As I flipped through the air I threw my sunglasses up and then landed on the defendants seat! As I landed, the shades landed perfectly on my face! I grabbed the judge hammer and banged the table! "Hear ye Hear ye! I find myself in contempt of court! Fuck all y'all!" Then I flipped a double middle finger salute to the assembled news crews who had never expected anything so cool to happen at my trial for crimes against humanity!

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TrooperEd being wrong about metal as usual wrote:

Because like it or not this shit needs money, fame and large sold out venues to be sustainable and to survive.

What the... No. Just... No. Of course Summoning is metal, you ignorant buffoons.

Woohoo, I win!

Just spent a grueling hour and a half shopping on Etsy for vintage cufflinks and tie clips. Ugh...the unspeakable torture! You t-shirt people don't even know. You don't know what I have to do in this life. What it means to truly be a man. When will the sacrifices end? What is the price of glory?

I'd really like to go someplace totally different from my FL heritage. Love to take a road trip up to a big city like New York or Chicago, or even out to California maybe. Really no set plan yet, but hopefully by the end of summer I'll be somewhere else or at least have a kick ass job in place...

Reno Nevada is about as different from Florida as you can get, and a totally Metal landscape once you get to Tahoe, right next door. Plus we have Stella Natura, the best Metal festival on the West Coast.

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Empyreal wrote:

Yup, they ripped off Metal Church. Now that you've solved that mystery, Metallica is now dethroned from their place in metal history and will be safely forgotten forever. Good job!

Pfff, come somewhere where you can't wear shorts 12 months in a row! I'm kinda jealous you're finished with university, I still have like 2 years to do I guess that's my fault since I was supposed to be a teaching student since the beginning, damn you history! At least I got a lot of credentials.

Sometimes I daydream about receiving a somewhat large sum of money from an unknown deceased uncle and you know, leave the modern world and just go leave on a farm for the rest of my life. Along with an internet connection though or at least a large amount of no fucks to give. Not having to care about anything, not having to go to work to pay to work to pay for your car and drive your car to go to work*, I don't know, the fear of being a loser is terrifying. My dad always told me he'd like to build some shack like that http://imgur.com/gallery/JNVNu and write all day, I'm sure it would be a great experience. "Hey Tony, where were you last year?" "Oh hi, Larry, I was in my cabin in the woods"

No shit, before I went off to DC I set out to build a small cabin in the woods behind my parents' house (about a quarter mile into our property). I got as far as splitting, shaving and smoothing the wood, putting together windows, and aligning the foundation - it's still our there - and my materials are still in our garage - I should really finish it.

Actually, you should. That was honestly one of the most rewarding parts of my life - surrounded by intense work and books. I learned a lot about myself, and what I wanted from life - something direly lacking in city life.

I find I contemplate my life better when in dense cities. When alone out in nature all I can really think of is how shitty things are. When Im surrounded by people I realize how insignificant my problems are.

HB iAm. I remember you trying to get the staff to give you 21-yo privileges when your 21st was only a few hours away at the 420 Doom concert back in 2011!

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gomorro wrote:

Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...