Ali Lohan Covers Page Six Magazine, Laughs At Plastic Surgery Rumors

Everyone breath easy! Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister, Ali (who now apparently goes by her full name, Aliana) not only covers the upcoming issue of Page Six magazine, but uses the space inside to scoff at those pesky plastic surgery rumors.

“I was cracking up,” she tells the interviewer. “Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?”

Please tell us that’s a rhetorical question. Oh, no, it’s not. She answered it for us. “No! Its not the right thing to do… It’s stupid. I don’t listen to it. Its absolutely not true.”

In any case, here’s the cover — which she can now add to her small but most definitely growing stack.