R is a zombie. After a zombie apocalypse, he slowly moves through an America made up of collapsed buildings, rusted cars, shattered glass, and hollowed-out high-rises. He can speak only in grunts and simple syllables and craves human brains to get high on the memories they contain. After eating the brain of a suicidal teen, R is overcome with love for the teen's companion, Julie Grigio. R rescues Julie from certain death by his zombie pack and takes her back to his lair. She eventually leaves, and R follows her to back to Citi Stadium, the largest remaining human habitation.

This is going to make zombie film history. A tale of love and darkness. A tale of a girl's choice between living in the world of the light, or living in the world of...the zombie people. I think that they did a good job on the promotional poster because it shows how they hug each other and how his face has some stuff on it and how he might be homeless because of his clothes.

Are you guys excited about this movie? Because I'm excited about it. I haven't even seen any other movie like it. The one thing I hope they do, because I think it would be cool, is if they made it so that whenever the zombie guy ate someone, he started sparkling. He'd be like a sparkle-zombie and that would be so awesome.

Perfect level of emotion in Blonde Bella and that's a nice look as Eddie looks down on the world, with his faded perfect scars and messy but not too messy hair. Blends in real well as a nom-nom chap. But where's the shirtless Jacob in the background, being all "Why is dat ho with dat zombie and not me? Shit, she had better not be having his zombie babies, I'll need some brain bleach for that shit, even if it didn't happen and if it'll cause irreversible brain damage."

But I'm sure the real Jacob swears less than that and is some wacked up creature that isn't a werevampzombie.

I'd go for it if the sappy story was all unchanged, but the zombie character looked as zombiish as possible. Missing half of his face, a broken limb or two that he doesn't notice, attracting insects... Not just some boy in dirty clothes with a few faint scars. You want to sell monster loving? Make it a monster!Then the sappy porn-for-preteen-girls romance will only make it scarier and we might have an interesting movie!