Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Family Affair that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Up on in this, dance for me The pipes are open, now ya floatin' So you gots to dance for me Don't need no hater player, holler'n at me In this dance for me It's coffee perculatin', while you're waiting So just dance for me

Original Lyrics:

Up on in this, dance for me We got ya open, now ya floatin' So you gots to dance for me Don't need no hateration, holleration' In this dance for me Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting So just dance for me