It is my personal theory that all male country singers share the same voice. Ditto for the females.

How can drinking eight glasses of water a day be good for you when the first thing that pops into your mind while drinking it is 'liquid rust'?

What with the Milk Junkie 2 movie being out now, I have actually fulfilled my dream of being a character in a hentai flick.

I'd like to be able to go down the street, listening to video game music, without feeling like someone's gonna go 'Contra' on me.

My brother has one of those Nuclear Bass Emitters in his car. He says he mostly uses it to play country music, which I can vouch for. Somehow, he has managed to NOT get shot to death for doing such a thing by wannabe gangstas.

Kendo is the first activity I stink at that I still manage to find enjoyable.

In my personal opinion, Viagra is more of a curse than a blessing. Finally, FINALLY, you are no longer being controlled entirely by the motivation for sex in your old age; that's like the prime stressor in life just POOF! Gone! And you want it back?
Are people NUTS?

If there's ever an anime version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I think ONE revision should be made. Make Nia from DearS the leader of the "Knights Who Say -nii".

Chiyo-chan or Komoe- who would win in a straight-up, no-holds-barred cage match?

Every human being needs a special attack.

Fake sick more effectively. Stick your fingers down your throat during the call. If the call is suddenly interrupted by projectile vomiting, they'll probably ask YOU to stay home.

Why couldn't Mario have just stepped to the damn side, like TWO FEET, and saved me about two-thousand man-hours of trying to avoid those bastard foes all throughout Mario Brothers in my childhood?

Now that I'm a bit on the sadistic side, just ONCE in a side-scrolling beat-'em-up, during the inevitable Moving Vehicle stage, I want to see somebody get taken out by a tunnel entrance.

If I can't figure out whether the blonde girl from Eiken's first name is Grace or Lin, I'm just gonna start calling her Vacuum-mouth.

People always blame NEWER video games for the rise in youth violence. They ALWAYS completely forget the time somebody from Nebraska threw hammers in an arc above their heads at every plumber they found, and the time a disgruntled teenager hurled barrels
down a hill at bystanders, killing a cat and injuring six humans. And those are only TWO examples.