Chris knows there's something out there better for her. She's young, cute, downtrodden (in her opinion) and orphaned; How can she not be destined for greatness?
When the chance to prove her worth comes along, she can hardly turn it down... Just a pity the only person she gets for company is a mysterious obnoxious masked fellow who just can't seem to leave her alone.
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So... You have to be able to cast 5th level magic to cast the MOST BASIC version of teleport, and to do that you gotta be a 10th level sorceror, or a 9th level wizard.... times those by 50 pounds, and even at his weakest, he can teleport himself PLUS an extra 450 to 500 pounds! Plenty for petite Chris, unless she's an AI mecha and we aren't aware of that fact. And there are stronger versions of teleport I haven't listed, ones designed for mass groups of people, Dimension Door, Shadowwalk, Windwalk, and many others.

Dood is lazy, yo.
(I know I know, different universe, different laws of magic. Pbbbbppt.)