JAMES: HELLO AND WELCOME TO SEASON ELEVEN OF WEREWOLF, YOUR FAVOURITE PSYPOKE-BASED REALITY DRAMA PROGRAM. I AM YOUR INCREDIBLY IRRITATING HOST, JAMES McAIMS AND I WILL BE YELLING AT YOU FOR THE NEXT HOWEVER MANY WEEKS THIS GOES ON FOR.

LARA: And I'm your co-host Lara, and I swear i naturally have ridiculously oversized breasts.

JAMES: SURE YOU DO. BEFORE WE START THOUGH, WE'D JUST LIKE TO INFORM YOU WE WILL BE RETAINING OUR SPONSOR, FOR THIS SERIES. YOU WILL BE SAYING WOW EVERY TIME YOU USE SHAMWOW. I CANT PITCH THIS AS WELL AS THE SHAMWOW GUY BUT GET YOURS FOR JUST $19.95 NOW!

LARA: Thats pretty great James, but not as great as I look.

JAMES: YES LARA THOSE ARE PRETTY AMAZING THINGS. NOW TO RETURN TO THE GAME. BEFORE EVERY SERIES BEGINS WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS, EVEN THOUGH THE CONTESTANTS ALREADY KNOW BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL IN THE LAST SERIES (AND BECAUSE ITS ALL RIGGED ANYWAY, BUT KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT). BASICALLY, WE LOCK THEM ALL IN A HOUSE, ONE OF THEM IS A SERIAL KILLER/'WEREWOLF' AND THEY HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE BEFORE THEY ALL END UP DEAD.

IN MORE DETAIL FIRST, THE CONTESTANTS SIGN UP. FOR SOME REASON, PEOPLE WILLINGLY WANT TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS A SERIAL KILLER. DONT ASK ME WHY, BUT IM SAFE IN MY STUDIO 1000 MILES AWAY FROM THE HOUSE, SO WHAT DO I CARE? ALSO IM GLAD THEY DO BECAUSE IM FILTHY RICH BECAUSE OF IT. BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU FILTHY RICH? BUYING SHAMWOW, FOR ONLY $19.95 FOR FOUR, BECAUSE YOU BLATENTLY SPEND $20 A MONTH ON KITCHEN ROLL. ONCE THE CONTESTANTS HAVE SIGNED UP, THREE OF THEM ARE ALLOCATED THE ROLE OF WEREWOLF. THEN, THE GAME WORKS IN ROUNDS. THE WEREWOLVES EAT SOMEONE, THEN EVERYONE GUESSES AT WHO THE WEREWOLVES ARE, ONE VOTE EACH, AND THE FIRST PERSON TO FOUR VOTES IS KILLED TOO. THEN THE WOLVES EAT SOMEONE ELSE. THEN YOU VOTE AGAIN. THEN THE WEREWOLVES VOTE AGAIN. THEN YOU VOTE AGAIN. THEN WE KILL YOU ALL CAUSE WE GET BORED.

THE PAST FEW SEASONS HAVE HAD A BUNCH OF 'ROLES', BUT A BUDGET CUT MEANS WE'VE HAD TO CUT DOWN THIS TIME TO JUST TWO. WE FIRST HAVE THREE WEREWOLVES, THEN WE ALSO HAVE ONE PERSON WHO HOLDS THE MAGIC SHIELD OF DESTINY. THIS SHIELD MEANS THAT IF THEY GET VOTED OFF, THEY CAN SURVIVE INTO THE NEXT ROUND (ONLY ONCE). THIS ROLE COULD BE GIVEN TO ANYONE, INCLUDING THE WEREWOLVES.
THEN WHEN ALL THE WOLVES ARE CAUGHT/EVERYONE DIES, THE WINNERS GET A SHAMWOW DISCOUNT VOUCHER.

LARA: Wow.

JAMES: NO LARA, shamWOW! NOW PEOPLE, VOLUNTEER BELOW. WE WANT AT LEAST TWENTY PEOPLE KTHX.

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viewtopic.php?f=3&t=23806I got permission to run this btw, or at least, i close FB chat before EP could say no >:]
and yes i want to do the entire thing in cheesy reality show format (:
also if you don't sign up you die.

JAMES: AND NOW WE FINALLY HAVE A DATE FOR BROADCAST OF THE FIRST EPISODE. YES FOLKS, IT IS CONFIRMED. THIS THURSDAY. WE DO HAVE A LATER SLOT THAN USUAL, 3 AM TO BE PRECISE, BUT THE SHOW WILL STILL BE GREAT. EVEN IF IT ONLY HAS ONE VIEWER. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THOUGH, I STILL GET PAID, IM LOADED. AND YOU COULD BE TOO, IF YOU STOPPED SPENDING $20 A MONTH ON KITCHEN ROLL EACH MONTH (AS YOU DO), BY BUYING SHAMWOW!

LARA: ..At last a date. I thought they were going to cancel. But goodbye, six week paid vacation.

JAMES: OF COURSE, THERE IS STILL A LITTLE TIME TO GET THE TARGETED 20 CAST. HURRY AND SIGN UP, IF YOU LIKE, HAVE A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING SEE YOU THEN. GOODBYE[/b]
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sorry i have coursework due tuesday/wednesday and i wont be able to post until then, plus i need to use random number generator etc. and find out who the wolves want to eat. but i want this to kick off on thursday.
sign up by wednesday please. im really hoping we can hit 20, but 16 is good enough to play the game i think. BUT SIGN UP NOW BITCHES.
also thanks everyone who did sign up

JAMES: OKAY FOLKS, HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF SERIES ELEVEN OF WEREWOLF. I AM YOUR ANNOYING HOST JAMES AND THIS IS LARA. FIRST, WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE WEREWOLVES TO STRIKE, WHICH SHOULD BE ASAP AS THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE NOW. THEY'LL KILL SOMEONE. THEN WE HAVE A VOTING ROUND. EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE LOOKS AT ALL THE MEMBERS, AND THEN THEY HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE, WHO PROBABLY ISNT EVEN A WOLF. WE PROVIDE THE WEAPONARY.
JAMES: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE PROVIDE? A 7% DISCOUNT ON OUR SPONSOR, SHAMPOWS PRODUCT! GET YOURS NOW FOR ONLY WHATEVER 93% OF 19.99 IS! ISNT THAT AMAZING! NOW WE HAVE A FULL LIST OF PEOPLE, JUST INCASE OUR CAST ARE TOO DUMB OR SOMETHING, WE'RE JUST GOING TO POST A COMPLETE CASTLIST NOW:

JAMES: WE'RE BACK FOLKS, AND WE HAVE THE FIRST VICTIM! UNFORTUNATELY SENTRET (CONTESTANT #4) IS DEAD. KAPUT. GONE. OH WELL. WHO DO YOU THINK KILLED HIM? I KNOW WHO IT WAS. AND THEY GONNA GETCHA. SO QUICK VOTE THEM OUT. FIVE VOTES/FIVE DAYS FOR VOTES.

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