Enraged that the continuing ruckus could cause him to miss CSI: Miami, the aquatic god Neptune threatens to unleash a devastating earthquake upon the Spom and its burning, amorphous, snotty, undead blob.

But unfortunatly for neptune, who wanted to unleash a wave of destruction on the spom and its undead blob, Hera (zeus's girlfriend at the time) is also awakened by the ruckus, and proceeds with all hast to fly and land in the middle of this debacle, her supersonic shockwave sending everybody flying and landing on their backsides, the amorphous blob of death included.

(previously, it was unknown whether blobs of death had backsides. it is certified fact NOW )

Logged

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."-Philip K. Dick