CBS just had some Dr. dude on with a resume that included several sports teams in several sports.

He said healing time is typically 1 to 3 weeks for Roethlisberger's injury.

Grammy Roethlisberger had this same exact fucking injury back in 1920-something field fucking hockey, wrapped it up with some tape, took a teaspoonful of bitters, rubbed some diomaceous clay on the area, an hour later she was bare-knuckle boxing hobos for cash. It's all about the grandmas.