Humanity may eventually fade into extinction, but you can bet your ass that even a billion years from now, there's gonna be a Starbucks somewhere out there (most likely serving coffee to sentient cockroaches).

God of Path:Were it not for the well-marked instructions on the rolls, I might have mistaken the bananas for butt-wipes. And then where would we be?

According to Mr. Pendleton Ward's "Adventure Time", demons in the Nightosphere pretty much poop bananas. But it's complicated. They poop them out of their ears and not their butts. This complicates both the bananas and the buttwipe instructions. You be the judge:

sorsa:Humanity may eventually fade into extinction, but you can bet your ass that even a billion years from now, there's gonna be a Starbucks somewhere out there (most likely serving coffee to sentient cockroaches).

Thanks to your much appreciated comment, I spent a fair bit of time today reading about experiments involving roaches and caffeine. The results were interesting but inconclusive.

Clankenbeard:According to Mr. Pendleton Ward's "Adventure Time", demons in the Nightosphere pretty much poop bananas. But it's complicated. They poop them out of their ears and not their butts. This complicates both the bananas and the buttwipe instructions. You be the judge:

This weeks issue is really more a set of guidelines than actual rules to help us while away what time we have left.Bananas always complicate things without exception.

Clankenbeard:According to Mr. Pendleton Ward's "Adventure Time", demons in the Nightosphere pretty much poop bananas. But it's complicated. They poop them out of their ears and not their butts. This complicates both the bananas and the buttwipe instructions. You be the judge...