Suspicious’ X-mas Ornament Shuts Pentagon Train Station

Trains were forced to pass through the station without stopping, meaning passengers had to get off at a different station and walk, or take a bus back, to the building. The Pentagon is also a major transit point for a number of area buses, and people lined up by the hundreds as police investigated.

“We determined it was a battery-operated Christmas ornament,” Layman said.

Info-Seeker 4 years 15 weeks 19 hours 10 min ago

Man, I really hope there isn't a national rash of blinking ornament discarding that shuts down public transportation. You think Rudolph could be charged with aiding a terrorist organization? Will they go after him, put him in gitmo? Will they deny him his right to join in all the reindeer games? SnowBoard him?
Much like the new draconian security measures.. I have a magic rock that keeps away polar bears. The rock is currently stored in Florida where we have never had a polar bear attack... If anyone is interested in licensing my rock, drop me a msg. For just a few billion in Earmarks, your state can have a magic rock also, and you too will be protected from unwarranted polar bear attacks. The rocks do not work in Alaska due to unforeseen interaction with the Aurora Borealis. Void where prohibited, Some restrictions may apply. Must be an active member of congress or stupider to qualify.