From Daily Beast writer Kate Briquelet, we get this gem about Morrissey and Madison Square Garden. Apparently there will be no meat products served at his concert because the man is a vegan. Respect for this, we have. My question: what foods will they be able to sell? It’s like The Simpsons episode where they go to the all-you-can-eat fish restaurant, and Marge asks, “what about the bread? Does that have much fish in it?” The waiter says, “Yes.” Marge replies, “I think I have some TicTacs in my purse.” The waiter: “Excellent choice.” Here’s a pic. It’s from the episode titled “New Kid on the Block“. (Note: Kate wrote a story for The Daily Beast with my favorite headline of the week — Old Man Punches Bear. I also write for The Daily Beast. That’s full disclosure, people.)