I worked at the hospital putting wheels back on miscarriages,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I almost starved to death on this job,, tried selling hearing aids door to door,,the ones that needed it ,,couldn,t hear me knocking,,

my favorite was working in a clock factory,,very easy,,just stood around and made faces all day,,,,,,,,

years later I got a job in house cleaning at a holiday inn,,i was fired because my chin wasn,t big enough to help fold bed sheets,, _________________a few guitars,(sm collection of beatles guitars),,,,my vintage XL MSA D-10,...,peavey classic 30 ,Nashville 400,,a few effect pedals,,everything except talent,,(everyone wants to go to heaven,but no one wants to die to get there,) "steven jobs"

Scott Duckworth

From:Etowah, TN Western Foothills of the Smokies

Posted 20 Sep 2017 7:06 am

I used to stutter, and got a job selling bibles.
I was a success.
My boss asked me how I did it.
I said I knock on the the door, tell them I'm selling bibles, and say

They laughed when I sat down to play, cause' somebody pulled my chair away...

Jeff Garden

From:Center Sandwich, New Hampshire, USA

Posted 21 Sep 2017 12:23 pm

I worked in "Ruin Maintenance" at the Coliseum in Rome. The boss let us have an hour coffee break when we got to work in the morning and then he'd check his clipboard and tell us, "I've decided to leave everything just like it is."