Thursday, October 18, 2012

Do You Ever Feel LIke Your Vote Doesn't Count?

Do You Ever Feel Like Your Vote Doesn’t
Count?

Do you ever feel like you vote doesn’t count?

Try this on for size. There are still electronic
voting machines in places like, ah, OHIO, that have no paper trail. The have no
hard copy. They have no way to verify if the totals match the voter’s
selections.

Ohio. The state that, once again, might be the
Florida of our presidential elections.

So . . .

If you are in Wyoming, or Hawaii, or, where I live,
Washington, and feel your vote has little or no effect on the outcome of who
will lead our country for at least the next four years, don’t feel bad. Because
every voter in the country is in the same boat.

It has come down to swing states. Then it will,
most likely, come down to Ohio. But in Ohio there are electronic voting
machines with no paper trail. Okay, save trees. No verifiable system to match
up voter’s intent with the vote count.

So, if the machines were to malfunction (You are now
thinking, “That’s impossible. I have a computer and it has never, ever once,
failed to perform perfectly.”) we, The People, can swiftly turn to those in
charge of the machines to make sure any anomaly, glitch, or hiccup is quickly
rectified.

Should we worry that those in charge of retrieving
the vote tally’s, checking for irregularities, and tasked with making sure that
the paperless machines will function properly are up to the task?

Heck no.

Because the company that owns those machines is a
mega-successful company that has proven through the years that it can take on
tough jobs and excel through adversity.

Bain Capital won’t let us down because . . .

What?

Huh?

Bain Capital?

You mean the company responsible for reading the
information on the microchips that represents the votes that might decide who
is President is, is, is . . . the same company that one of the candidates
worked for?

And was paid a gazillion dollars while there?

And this company would benefit HUGELY if that particular
candidate won the election?

That company?

That company is counting the electronic votes?

Wait.

Sorry for the delay, but my computer just froze up
and when I tried to fix it, gave me a bunch of garbled, nonsensical warnings. I
had to shut it down and re-boot. I’m back. Sorry. Where was I? Oh, yeah.

The company in charge of making sure the Ohio
paperless, electronic voting machines give an accurate count is Bain Capital?

That is worse than having the votes being on
scrapes of paper piled high in Sasha and Malia’s bedroom floor.

“The country awaits while the two girls work tirelessly
to tally the votes.”

Reporter: “Sasha, how is it coming so far? Does it
look like you father is ahead?”

“Can I have some chocolate milk, or Strawberry
Quik? My dad won’t let me have Strawberry Quik. He wants me to have orange mango
juice, but not before bed. Then it is just water. Did you see a pile of papers
over there? Behind me. Oh well. Can I have some Strawberry Quik?”