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Howdy, compadres. Once again, it’s Friday, and that means it’s time for this week’s Punchline Fever. It’s a charming little diversion, and it goes something like this:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

Them’s the rules. And here’s the setup — go get ’em, Tiger.

Punchline Fever #19:

‘I thought taking a job at the ‘Home for Retired Animal Movie Stars’ would be a lot of fun. But after a couple of weeks, it all went horribly wrong. You’ve never truly experienced ‘uncomfortable’ until ____________________________‘

And with that, you may officially begin your Friday, folks. And be sure to check out the Punchline Fever archives, for even more yuks. Until next time — happy Friday!