Posts Tagged ‘LOST’

Happy Tuesday! I remember my Tuesdays not long ago. I’d sit on mama’s lap, and we’d watch LOST together. Sigh. Those days are gone. Hurley is gone. No more Sawyer and his awesome pecks. Wha? I mean, did I say that out loud? I mean, I don’t like his pecks! That’s so not straight of me! It’s mom! She’s influenced me! I like cats! I mean, I like girls! Dogs! Woof!

OMGOMGOMG! Today was the last.. the final.. the end of LOST! And can I just tell you, me and mama were in tears most of the time! So many reunions. So many rediscovered memories. I’m so happy James and Juliet are together again! And when I found out Jack’s ex-wife in the flash sideways was Juliet, both me and mama went WHOA like Neo in the Matrix. And Kate loves Jack!

This was a longgg time to sit through TV. I started watching when they showed the recaps and commentary. I had to take a nap and scratch myself a few times. And then I sat on mama’s lap and gazed into her eyes. And I watched some more LOST. And then I took another nap. But don’t worry, mama filled me in on what I missed. It worked. And Jack turned the light back on! Hooray! And then WTF they were dead all along?!?! At least they showed Vincent at the end. He’s my favorite.

It’s a sad day. Today is the last time mommy and me will sit down on a Tuesday and watch LOST together. And holy cow, F.Locke killed Tina Fey tonight! And then Ben killed Charles! But at least I got to finally see Miles and Richard after a hiatus of a few shows. I am still sad Jin and Sun are dead, but they died together, under the sea, their hearts will go on.. and on. Oh, Jack, they’ll never let go! Meanwhile, LA Jack is going to fix LA Locke’s legs! And LA Kate is going to put on a pretty dress and go to a concert with LA Desmond! How fun! I love dates! I hope island Desmond is okay! He seemed a little wonky last time. Brotha!

Yippee Kai Yay! I watched Lost today with mom! I got to see Jacob and The Man in Black as babies! TWIN babies! Aww so cute! I love babies! And then The Man in Black turned into smoke and died! Aww I hate dying! But the worst part was the MiB killing his mama! Wha WHAT?! Who would ever do such an evil deed?!?! Oh, right, I almost killed my mama when I tripped her down the stairs, but it wasn’t on purpose! I love you, mama! Then after the show, we went out for my poo, and I usually poo in silence, but today I made a wet bean fart squirt when I pooped. It made mom laugh. But I didn’t laugh. I just looked at her, wondering why she giggled at my fart.

Today is .. yep you guessed it.. LOST Tuesday! I sat on mama’s lap the entire hour, and we watched it together. Though I have to admit I didn’t sit completely still or watch the entire show. I took a short nap, and I whined a little bit when I needed to stretch my legs, and I also spent a few minutes staring at mom’s beautiful face. But I did pay attention to the end.. sadly, I wish I took my nap then. RIP Jin & Sun! (not to forget Zombie Sayid)

Welcome to another LOST Tuesday! I sat on mama’s lap as the hour rolled by. Here I am looking at Sawyer. Who thinks his abs are as wonderful as I do? I mean wha?? No silly, I’m not in love with Sawyer, I’m in love with Kate. Yep.. Kate who can’t make up her mind between Sawyer and Jack. Pick both.. they’re both dreamy! I mean huh wha.. did I just say that? And who else cried when Jin and Sun were united? Oh.. not me. I don’t cry. I just whimper. By then I was ready to jump off mama’s lap and find my bone. I can’t sit still for an hour.. or 5 minutes.

Smell ya later!
Oakie

PS- Besides watching LOST today, I took 2 very solid poopoos and am ready for my 3rd poop before I go to bed in a couple of hours. Yay me!

Whoa Nelly, LOST was a doosie tonight! I felt like questions were being answered and things were progressing, but what questions were answered I have no idea! It just seemed like a great episode ’cause I was all like whoa and wha?? and nuh uh! Mama whoa‘d and wha‘d and nuh uh‘d at the same time I did!! Cuh-razy! It was a great bonding experience. I sat on mom’s lap like a little kid, and then she fed me Snausages! That was my favorite part, brotha!

Hi Friends! It’s LOST Tuesday! I can’t wait to watch with mom. I sit on her lap and we both OOH and OMG and WHA? and HUH?! at the same things! It’s crazy! I will be very sad when it’s all over, but also a little relieved that I no longer have to force myself to watch every episode because I must know what’s going on (even though more than half of the time I don’t really know what’s going on). I bet mom knows what’s going on. She’s like.. totally smart. I wish they’d show dogs in the remaining episodes. If they did my eyes wouldn’t wander away from the screen and stare at the blank wall for 10 minutes. I hate it when I space out…

In honor of LOST Tuesday, here is a photo of me watching Sayid the badass. I love LOST!! And I love the pop-up clues when they play the previous week’s episode. It’s a nice refresher and offers a little bit of insight to this confusing show. Yes, this show confuses the *ooh la la* out of me! But when I do understand parts of it, I feel smart. Thus, I continue to watch I’m a smart cookie!