THIS MACHINE MOCKS FASCISTS

A Jilted and Angry Ghlaghghee Walks in on Zeus and Kodi in Their Secret Interspecies Love Nest!!!

Zeus tries to explain that it’s not what it looks like. But how could it not be? What else could it be? How can Ghlaghghee ever learn to trust again? Kodi, meanwhile, stares pensively into the distance. She’s the oldest and wisest of the trio. In her heart, she knew that it could never last. But they’ll always have the stairwell. And tonight.

I can hear it now “C’mon Ghlaghghee….baby you know she means nothing to me – I was just checking out her fleas. why all the cameras?? you didn’t have to call cheaters, we could have talked about this at home” hahaha

ZEUS: Hello?
GHLAGHGHEE: Hey, baby, when you coming home?
ZEUS: I… um… am out picking up a quart of milk, and I want to make sure I get the right one.
GHLAGHGHEE: Well, hurry home, baby. I miss you.

“One of our Cheaters private detectives then followed Zeus to a local bar. There, he met the companion, named Kodi, in the parking lot where they sniffed affectionate butts before climbing into the backseat of Zeus’s car. For the next fifteen minutes, the car rocked and windows fogged. At this point, we approached Ghlaghghee with our evidence.”

O On Dangerous Ground Scalzi, are you begging to have your recently granted Seal of Approval Award stripped and a Seal of Disapproval Award awarded?

There are so many things wrong with this poor picture we hardly know where to begin.

1. Magnificent She is not centered nor filling the frame.
2. Anteater-Thing is not permitted in any picture posted on this silly blog, or have you once again forgotten?
3. This is 2008 and believe it or not, you have no artistic talent. Therefore, the picture should be in color.
4. Again, your textual update is so full of foolishness there’s nothing to do but delete it and hope it disappears from our memory.

*sigh*

You really are hopeless. We feel so sorry for the Trials and Tribulations of Her Most Glorious Shimmering Radiance in having to associate with you.