..................random excerpts from the beautiful disaster that is my life

Friday, May 15, 2009

I THINK WE'RE DEAD... I REALLY DO.

Time is going by really really really slow.

I know I am dead because I am in heaven. I know because three things have made me insanely happy today. I need you guys to stick with me on this one. I'll keep it short.

Numba One: Gina.

Listening to her voice message from last night on my way to work this morning was the first time I've cried from laughing. Tears. Real tears. Not, "stop it, I'm crying" tears. Real, sniffling, wet, tears coming down my cheeks from her comedy. I love her. So much.

It reminds me of her... because I think I am having an overdose and dying and need her help. And if you don't immediately go here and watch "it", you will regret it for the rest of your lives. I Think We're Dead.

Numba Three: This is for me.

I re-read one of the best texts I've received recently. Well, maybe the best ever.

Him: By the way: Regarding my reply earlier, "I'm so sorry for everything" ...repeat four times.....

And THIS is for all of you because, just like I told Him, "Baby, we'll be fine."

4 comments
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A) I love that I am being referred to as Karma. B) I've had the call from many a pothead, shroomhead, or otherhead 'splaining the levels of trippyness and soforth...and finally 3)I snarfed immediatley after hearing the newsanchor snarf - its like trying not to laugh in church. Incredible...:)