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November 30, 2012

DEFENDER OF THE TRUTH, THE AMERICAN WAY, AND THE RIGHT TO GOSSIP

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Defender of the truth, the American way, and the right to
gossip

THE REALLY FAMOUS DO NOT DIE – They just make other
arrangements: For instance, you can attend a Cyril Magnin cheap matinee at
A.C.T. for a Christmas Carol. Ooops – they don’t call it the Magnin matinee
anymore – it’s just a “Matinee”. How quickly they forget.

SOME WRITERS LIVE ON COFFEE – OTHERS GO OUT! Celeb watching
has never been better, than at the Posh Rrazz Room. Everybody who is anybody
shows up to have a buffo time. Attitudes are dropped outside the door. Color
the place FUN! Especially Sharon McNight in a xmas treat.

FEEL LIKE SEEING A CLASSIC ROMANTIC COMEDY? Well – “Bell,
Book and Candle” is just perfect Holiday Entertainment. You will be bewitched,
bothered and bewildered. Hey, what do you expect when you fall in love with a
witch. She really has some good Witchy things about her, but when she falls in
love she might lose her magical powers forever. Remember – The movie version
starred Kim Novak and James Stewart. It won a Golden Globe in 1959. I promise
that you won’t be bewildered – you’ll just be gassed at the stage play at the
San Francisco Playhouse (450 Post Street) above the Farallon Restaurant. Sounds
like another Smash hit to me.

NUDE IS GOOD! Well, that’s not exactly true. S.F. wants them
to at least put on a fig leaf. The nudies hanging out on Castro Benches (and
elsewhere) notice that they are being photographed from the waist down. This
really is a “Full Monty” treat. What will Diane “F” think? “Some like it Not!”

On Dec. 10th is another wonderful “Help is on the
way” at the Marines Memorial Theater. The program will feature stars from “Book
of Mormon” and “The Lion King”. There will be Stars Galore and music to send
you on a Baz Lehrmann evening. He has the power to haunt us forever. No, it
won’t be there – but I can imagine that he will be.

FUNNY, SEXY, ENGROSSING! Who Dat? Oh, that would be Sharon
McNight. She almost knocks us out of the chairs at the Rrazz Room. And what can
she do this Xmas? Well, lets see – Oh, I know – How about hanging some Balls.
She has plenty of them. Ha, Ha. No, that was not Santa. Oh, and by the way –
electrical devices (self pleasuring) are strictly prohibited during the
performance. You know – it’s a Xmas show.

If I were to predict – I would say that the best shows in
town are -- These movies:“Lincoln”, “Anna Karenina” (Intoxicating Love story) - and “A Royal
Affair” (vibrant and hypnotic! - Best bets on the stage are “Bell, Book and
Candle” (Sf Playhouse) – “Sharon McKnight at the Rrazz” – Theatre Rhino is
presenting a new John Fisher play at ‘Thick House’. The show is “Slugs and
Kicks” – It’s being called “Vibrant and Uplifting!” I’ll be checking it out on
Dec. 2nd.

AN ACTRESS is planning to quit show Biz to end world hunger!
And how will she do this? Drag her refrigerator around the world? We know who
it is, but we won’t tell.

Celebs wanna know – will the Golden
Gate Theatre ever open again? And then there is this person of Market Street
said:“Light up the Damn Sign (Golden
Gate Sign). It would help that corner come to life again. What’s a couple of
bucks to the high and mighty?” – (Request by angered reader that prefers to
remain anonymous.) You know – like Shakespeare.

THE SWACKAT is a new clothing look
for men. The Turtle Neck is back…so are the Cargo Pants. Oh, and don’t forget
The Shacket. It’s a sport coat that looks like a Jacket. And for real new old
treat – take a look at the new rage: “Denim Shirt”.

Virgo guys are really stuck on
themselves. They are perfectionists and very detail-oriented. Virgo also means
that they have big hands, big feet and – well, two out of three ain’t bad!”
Ooops…Too much info. We were hoping for three out of three!

It’s Phone Buzz Time. Start the Sexting.

(((Lee Hartgrave has contributed many articles to the San Francsico Chronicle Sunday Pink Section and he produced a long-running Arts Segment on PBS KQED)))