He was full of witty asides, actually. After commenting on his bushy eyebrows and how he sincerely wishes he could pluck them in a similar fashion to Kristen Stewart's, he joked about being over-the-hill at 26, wanting to take a nap on the Today Show couches and how he thinks RPatz sounds "like an antacid tablet."

This provided the perfect segue to ask about his tabloid-friendly relationship with Kristen. Rob then turned the tables and asked if it was in Savannah's contract to ask personal questions, which of course it is, and then said something to the effect of, "well it only becomes personal if you don't answer it."

However, the most hilarious part of the interview by are his facial expressions when finding out his girlfriend's flippant comment about "keeping the world guessing" on the status of their relationship.