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Dan Regester@Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

First of all, I would never be a fuckiing pornstar, second off you can say whatever you would like but I’m naturally skinny, no need to edit my body in any way shape or form nor is there even a reason for anyone to think that. Third off, half you people saying I’m a butter face should take a look in the mirror lol. If you don’t have anything nice to say, keep it to yourself.

I think we just found our next Intern Squidward!! How about it Olivia? Want a job? All you have to do is answer some truly repugnant questions every week in the most crass and self-absorbed fashion possible.

You’re really on the wrong site to hear nice things, though I don’t recommended reading the comments on any site. But while you’re here, any reason you didn’t combat the claims of venereal disease? I’m still ok with the burn regardless of your answer, which is nice to say, right?