Diplo has possibly the best rider we’ve ever seen. The Philadelphia-based DJ, producer, rapper and record label head sent over a creative list of demands for his Dec. 30 show with Afrojack and Pacha at Pier 94 in Manhattan. It includes a gorilla (“Silverback is preferred, an orangutan is also acceptable”), one Malawi orphan, one “parrot that is trained to say [Diplo’s] name,” one arranged marriage, one dart board (“with Nicolas Cage’s face on it”), one violin player (“to play while we eat our cheese plate”), two inflatable animals (“bonus points for endangered or extinct species”), the third season of “Lost” (“on VHS tapes”) and finally, our favorite, a “1983 Yak Face ‘Star Wars: Return of the Jedi’ action figure (“new in package”).