Movie Review: Rings

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Despite the technological advancements made in the 15 years since its cinematic predecessor, Rings still manages to feel incredibly dated in comparison. The bland characters and lazy writing are reminiscent of the dark ages of horror during the 1990s. What once was a fresh new take on a J-horror classic has degraded into a cacophony of boredom and hamstrung ideas seemingly grabbed at random. It’s unsure as to whether or not it is a sequel to the 2002 remake or a reboot of the mythology. Since Rings cannot decide, the story is reduced to establishing a background to Samara solved by two leads who are as interesting as pebbles you find on the side of the road.

Following an unnecessary prologue, the film manages to provide a solid hook. Professor Gabriel (Johnny Galecki) stumbles upon an old VHS player with the killer videotape inside. He uses this tape as the basis for a secret student organization designed to study the possibility of life after death. In reality, this perpetuates an endless cycle of violence so Gabriel can continuously pass on a death sentence. This new premise is a logical step to provide a fresh new take on The Ring while also exposing the potential to explore some ethological discussions about the selfishness of human nature. Instead, one of his students and his girlfriend set off to uncover the mystery of Samara and the tape. It’s in that moment of self-realization where the film becomes a stagnant bore.

Calling co-leads Holt and Julie “horror film archetypes” is merely scratching the surface of their banality. All we know about this couple is their unbreakable bond and affection for each other. In any horror film, establishing some sort of rudimentary traits for your protagonists is essential. Julia eventually becomes the central protagonist but her performance lacks any humanity. There’s never a moment in which she or Holt are in any sense of danger. The sense of impending dread that made both Ringu and The Ring so effective is completely absent in Rings. Rather than expanding upon its predecessors, Rings is content with mimicry and complacency. From the dreary color pallet to the imagery on the tape, nothing is fresh besides the dropped scientific angle. Familiarity has reduced much of the visceral scares to a feeling of “been there, done that.”

The fact that there are three credited screenwriters helps to explain the hodgepodge of ideas and tonal shifts scattered throughout the film. Because he fails at establishing any dread, Director F. Javier Gutierrez substitutes slow burn suspense with amped-up sound effects and fake-out hallucinations. None of these attempts at scares feel earned and instead reek of desperation to counteract the sluggish pacing. The mysteries surrounding Samara’s backstory are filled with plot holes, abandoned subplots and additional characters who disappear with no explanation. As an example, it’s revealed that Samara’s body has been moved multiple times due to tedious reasons. There was barely any logic behind it; it serves as an excuse to get to where the third act needs to occur.

When the film finally reaches the third act, the mimicry becomes a reprehensible knockoff of several recent sub-genres. Given the characters and the setting, there’s about five-ten minutes in which it flat out becomes a recent horror movie. It’s particularly insulting and regardless of timing, a petty attempt to cash in on a big hit. Rings move to February could partially be attributed to this. The similarities to other products don’t stop there. There’s a reveal regarding a female prisoner that is all too reminiscent of recent films such as 10 Cloverfield Lane and Split. This subplot would have worked if further explained but it just felt like yet another storyline grabbed at random.

Rings suffers from two of the biggest problems that can be committed by a horror film. It both fails at providing effective scares and doesn’t possess enough confidence to stand on its own. Rather than emphasizing the dangers of technology, Rings warns of the worst case scenarios for unnecessary sequels. It borrows from the original without possessing a charismatic lead or characters worth investing in. Instead, it may cause you to yearn for Gore Verbinski’s remake, which still stands as a prime example of mixing influence with an inventive new spin.

Rating: 2/10

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Matt is a 21 year old film buff and recent graduate from The University of Rhode Island. Growing up in a small town in the smallest state, Matt began developing a taste in film and general geekdom at a young age. After years of watching various DC and Marvel animated television shows as a boy, Matt has become quite the afficinado in the realm of comic books. Towards the end of middle school, Matt began delving into the world of film by watching anything he could get his hands on. Nowadays, his tastes range from classic film noir and the mindbending works of David Cronenberg to the latest trends on the independent scene. Don't worry; he's still one for the latest film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe or DC animated adventure. Comics aren't the only source of literature Matt enjoys. He can sometimes be spotted reading the works of Stephen King or even the plays of William Shakespeare. As an aspiring film critic and screenwriter, Matt is always looking for inspiration and new ideas.