Which Celebrity Just Admitted To Masturbating To Ryan Gosling?

I never realized just how much I love Anna Kendrick until yesterday, when she put up what might be The Greatest Tweet Of All Time. And yes, it needs to be capitalized – it was that great.

So what exactly did Anna say that inspired over 20,000 RT’s and a nice spot on the Google trends list? This little gem: “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered “inappropriate”.”

UM. Guys. This made me laugh out loud and then favorite it and retweet it and then gush to all of my coworkers and friends about how amazing Anna Kendrick is. Seriously, what celebs ever tweet legitimately funny statements like that? They’re usually just like, “I love my fans” (Justin Bieber), “I had SUCH a hard workout today!” (Kim Kardashian) or they just tweet things that are obviously sponsored (Selena Gomez… I mean Selena Gomez’s publicist).

I mean, it’s not like I really think Anna was sitting in the back of a movie theater doing the deed by herself (that would be insane and also I feel like illegal?), but still. Celebs (especially the ladies) rarely talk about masturbation because it’s a generally taboo subject. It’s pretty cool to see one female celeb joking about it like it’s no big deal. It’s like, hello, women masturbate too! And who cares? We all do it. And let’s face it, a lot of us probably do it to Ryan Gosling because… look at him. Just look at him.

Anyway, do yourself a favor and get more acquainted with Anna. Her tweets are almost always this hilarious and sometimes I read them and I’m like, “What?! I was just thinking that! God, we have so much in common.” and it’s fun. She says things like this: “Right now I am watching Hulu on my laptop even though I have the same show on my DVR… but my remote is over there.” (That’s basically my life) and also like this:

So basically in my dreams we’re going to be BFF forever and forever and ever. Okay, bye, going to procrastinate working and look up Anna Kendrick interviews on YouTube all day!

Are you a fan of Anna Kendrick? Who is your favorite celebrity to follow on Twitter? Do you think her tweet was as awesome as I do? Tell me in the comments!