Mark Morford: No Twinkies please, we're dying

Surely you must see. Surely you must understand. Don't you know rockets are falling all over Gaza and Israel? Do you not read that more than 100 people have died already in brutal and insidious fighting that's been going on since God was knee-high to a bogus misconception?
Jesus Christ, quit whining about Twinkies already. Stop anonymous commenting about your little pet peeve social issue tech glitch culture itch fashion b*tch. You do not have it so bad. You have never, comparatively speaking and with the proper sort of lens in place, had it so bad.