Japanese Have 1Upped The Snuggie

Leave it to those Asians to 1-up everything in existance, and the Snuggie is no exception. Not sure how this is gonna go over at the Paris Fashion Week, though there’s definately potential here. For those that don’t speak Japanese, we’ll translate a bit of it after the jump.

Top 3 Selling Points Of The Japanese Snuggie

There’s an interview with the inventor on the sales page, where he saysthere were three problems with other sleeping bags which led him to invent his own:

You can’t get the things you need without leaving your sleeping bag.

You can’t stand up and run away when attacked by a bear.

You can’t turn around in your sleep, can’t bend the wall of the sleeping bag, and they were constrictive.

I have a question though, about number two. Bears can run over 30 mph, does the sleeping bag have bionic speed capabilites? If so, that’s cool. Or maybe, like the old addage says, “you don’t have to outrun the bear, just the guy in the regular sleeping bag.”

You should NEVER run from a bear, its like running from an excited dog!!!! you should either take off your back pack or sleeping bag and hope the bear is more interested in that. Play dead (some people have survived this way). or in a last resort, make yourself as big as possible and scream at the top of your voice, and sometime bears think you are scary!! remember this info in the few second you have to make a decision!! lol

both ideas r stupid. if ur too lazy to just get out from under ur blanket then turn the heat up in ur house or hell have a big coat. retarded people. pants cover legs too. and thank u park ranger alexis for tlling everyone what to do around a bear.
stupid as hell

I’m not angry buddy… I just think it’s retarded to comment insulting someone on their spelling… and then make a spelling error himself (or should I say yourself…) in the same sentence… Not very intelligent… You can call me a “biotch”… another amazing spelling job by the way… It’s not bothering me… I just wanted to make sure, if anything for his future comments, that he knows the difference between Looser and Loser… It’s obvious that the public educational system is working wonders for him (you)… Please keep commenting and prove how stupid you are… I find it even funnier than the Japanese Snuggie…
Thanks!

okay…. fight all u want but please stop saying the word “retard” “retarded.” i love how you talk about being right on spelling and how smart you are or how stupid someone is…. but you use the word wrong and i get it your using the word in slang form but its still mean. think of all the people that are slow what if u had a slow child or your little brother or sister was slow would you want someone using that word around them? …………. thanks……………but i love ALL the comments they made me giggle ………….