What is the most important question of all time?

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Posted: 23 July 2008 13:37

On another thread, Vic M said that the most important question of all time is, “where did the universe and all it contains come from?” I say he is wrong. The most important question imo: “Is there one move that’s more likely to win a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors?” Is their a more important question? Please share your wisdom.

Real honesty is accepting the theories that best explain the actual data even if those explanations contradict our cherished beliefs.-Scotty

On another thread, Vic M said that the most important question of all time is, “where did the universe and all it contains come from?” I say he is wrong. The most important question imo: “Is there one move that’s more likely to win a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors?” Is their a more important question? Please share your wisdom.

What is the sound of one hand slapping Oprah ?

“You know I’m born to lose, and gambling is for fools.
But that’s the way I like it baby, I don’t want to live forever.”

From the autobiography of A.A.Mills, ‘The passage of time, according to an estranged, casual tyrant.’

Faith is more likely, imo, caused by a severe deficit in the limbic system. The cortex apparently never develops in full blown religiostupidification. Sander is the expert on fuckwittery and general dipshitedness, perhaps he will enlighten us. Btw, I don’t even want to think about someone slapping Oprah’s ass…shivering in disgust…better slap her face.

Real honesty is accepting the theories that best explain the actual data even if those explanations contradict our cherished beliefs.-Scotty

“Is there one move that’s more likely to win a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors?”

THE MOVE: Take the rock and hit your opponent in the head, and as he is falling, put the paper under him and take the scissors, cutting him into small pieces on the way down - then wrap up the pieces in the paper and take them out to sea in your boat to use as fish bait. Do this in one continuous motion, and it qualifies as “one move” under the official rules of Rock-Paper-Scissors.