I am The Narrator of the unfortunate tale of Argyle and Stiches, oops, sorry, The Supreme Rulers of the Galaxy and All the Things that Shine! I wouldn’t want to be zapped by these two, since they claim to have all these amazing, incredible, super-wonderful powers!

Even with these powers though, they don’t seem to be all that great in the smarts department. You could even say they’re probably dumber than a sack of socks. Hee hee hee. Last episode, you saw them come to life right before your eyes. Watch this week’s video and see them try to come out of their “prison.” Will they be able to? Or would they make like socks in a locker room and stink?

Though we have been asleep for 10,000 years, our superior knowledge has allowed us to harness the power of The Blog.

Join us, Argyle and Stitches, the Supreme Rulers of the Galaxy and All the Things that Shine, in our quest to take what is rightfully ours — the world!

Or the universe, whichever comes first.

Wonder of wonders, an awestruck human has captured the precise moments of our reawakening. Although we would have preferred a more *cough* dignified appearance, we have still decided to share the beginning, as far as you know it.