Singleton Slays Tinder With Brutally Honest Bio Description

Whoever says the best part about being in a relationship is a never-ending sense of total security, a symbiotic seesaw of love and affection, is lying. They are talking out of their arse, to be frank with you (or they feel sorry for you and are leaving out the best bits. Either way, they're dickheads).

Because the best thing about having a partner is being able to steal their covers in the middle of the night while they're sleeping. It's stealing their Netflix password. It's eating their food and blaming it on your crappy shared housemates. It's making them hold your coat 'for a second' while you go to the loo then running away to the bar.

But most of all, it's singing R 'n' B medleys together in perfect harmony. Sydney, 24, knows this fact and wasn't afraid to post it in her brilliantly brutal bio.

Sydney understands the importance of vintage 90s *everything* and her future boo needs to too. If you don't hear from anyone cool, give us a call (on our cellphone. Late night when you need our love. Call us on our... you get it. You get it).

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