Iíll be there this year, if for no other reason, to avoid severe condemnation by Ted. I request, however, that I be parked in the ghetto section in the marina, far from the reflective brilliance of vessels like Slow Hand and Moonstruck!

That's over near the road where they put me.

It drowns out my salty language as I work on my boat right up to happy hour....it also allows me to claim "road grime" as the reason my fiberglass doesn't sparkle.