- “I take that as an unpleasant invitation to a challenge, Terry,” Geese replied.

lol the immediate brawl between Terry and Geese is a great opening joke.

- “I heard he went to the Philippines to accept the challenge invitation by someone named Shinn Asuka,”

No. He really did. And to the music of Ignited, too. And with Mayu and Dearka on the side. _

Onee-sama/Onii-chan syndrome abounds. Even with Triela and Victor. _

- “Stupid long-lost twin of Kaede…”

Long-lost twin, huh? *imagines the trio of Rock, Ky and Kaede as the Blonde Blue-Eyed Battalion* Okay, that wrong, wrongwrongwrong...

*Fan girls squeal at the overpowering bishie-ness and overflowing potential for yaoi. Fan boys protest and demand yuri instead. Fan girls and fan boys start yet another pointless battle that will be senselessly ended by a Kansas City Shuffle-*

A man walked past the remaining members of SOS-dan who happened to stand outside the hall. Wearing trench coat and cowboy hat, his appearance at first glance would remind people of the leading character from the 50’s detective show and his presence was barely noticeable to most of the visitors.

Jeremy Colt: "Oi. No one steals my style and lives long to get away with it."

Chloe: "Hush, Jeremy."

“SCREW YOU, NARRATOR!”

Marco never got that in "Snow Claes" _

Gross, don’t tell me it’s Haruhi’s doing again…”

“What?”

You mean God doesn't know? Paradox!

Again, Luke was ‘encouraged’ by his fellow gunslinger boys to ‘help’ Claes. He cried foul and shooed them away.

Fan boys and male audiences jumped off their chairs and hooted in utmost endorsement at the scene. The ‘detective man’ glowered at them. “Stupid pheromon-induced people…” A piece of rope tangled down the ceiling; he reached for it and sharply pulled it down. In an instant portal fire of door materialized under them and sent them down to the unknown. He looked over the door, which was positioned conveniently beside him, and said: “well, good luck escaping the Abyss.”

-_- So much for wondering who this guy is. _

The Holy Crossbow of Smiting 5!

So it actually exists, eh? lol Forgotten Realsm/AD&D rules...

in the fight for dominance, Mother Hibiki was utterly, and I mean UTTERLY, relentless.

And yes, inviting the rest of the SOS-dan is dangerous. Haruhi will kidnap all the cuties and force the men to do what she wants them to do. Except maybe for Geese, who's probably the only guy who can win against Haruhi. Probably. I think.

Shingo, you bastard. I am so gonna have your ass kicked in the Geese Cup story I'm writing.

And... Mireille- I mean, Madlax! How could you! Do you not know the curse of the Lone Wolf a.k.a. All-My-Girlfriends-Die-To-Give-Me-A-Much-Needed-Power-Boost?