The science is now all-but-settled on global warming, convincing new evidence demonstrates, but Al Gore, the IPCC and other global warming doomsayers won’t be celebrating. The new findings point to cosmic rays and the sun — not human activities — as the dominant controller of climate on Earth.

Who’d have thunk???

Of course, it took quite a while for the paid-by-Big-Oil heretic racist scientists who proposed the theory to go forth and actually prove it, not because it was all that hard to do, but because the True Believers of the Church of Al Bore™ immediately went into overdrive trying to do their damndest to prevent scientists from doing actual, you know, science.

The hypothesis that cosmic rays and the sun hold the key to the global warming debate has been Enemy No. 1 to the global warming establishment ever since it was first proposed by two scientists from the Danish Space Research Institute, at a 1996 scientific conference in the U.K. Within one day, the chairman of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, Bert Bolin, denounced the theory, saying, “I find the move from this pair scientifically extremely naive and irresponsible.” He then set about discrediting the theory, any journalist that gave the theory cre dence, and most of all the Danes presenting the theory — they soon found themselves vilified, marginalized and starved of funding, despite their impeccable scientific credentials.

Because that’s how science is done! NuScience, anyway. Burn the heretics at the stake for daring to question the established dogma of the Church of Glowbull Wormening.

Another scientist, Jasper Kirkby of CERN, then picked up on the theory and made the tragic mistake of letting the Church of Bullshit Wormening know that he was interested.

“The theory will probably be able to account for somewhere between a half and the whole of the increase in the Earth’s temperature that we have seen in the last century,” Mr. Kirkby told the scientific press in 1998, explaining that global warming may be part of a natural cycle in the Earth’s temperature.

The global warming establishment sprang into action, pressured the Western governments that control CERN, and almost immediately succeeded in suspending CLOUD. It took Mr. Kirkby almost a decade of negotiation with his superiors, and who knows how many compromises and unspoken commitments, to convince the CERN bureaucracy to allow the project to proceed. And years more to create the cloud chamber and convincingly validate the Danes’ groundbreaking theory.

Thirteen years. Not due to difficulties building an adequate model and designing the proper experiments, but solely due to the difficulties caused by the Church of Gore doing everything within their power to keep him from discrediting their holy writ.

Still, he prevailed, and good for him. Good for all of us, in fact.

Now the only challenge left is to get the news out there, because you can rest assured that the Make Believe Media won’t be in the least interested in reporting on it.

If there is one thing that is totally predictable about these idiots…it’s their ability to throw a hissy when they are caught in their lies and can’t come up with any facts to back up their whacked out theories.

Former Vice President Al Gore suggests that people today need to “win the conversation” against skeptics of climate change in the same way people stood up to racist comments during the civil rights movement.

EM, not only Mars, but Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Titan, Pluto, Neptune and Uranus were/are all experiencing global warming. Now, the only thing I could find that all these bodies had in common was an industrial revolution during the last 200 years resulting in a lot of white males driving SUVs on those bodies. What do you mean, “the sun causes global climate”? The science is settled, I tell you! Denier! Racist! Luddite! Big Meanie! Poopie Head!

It’s the super-sekret Halliburton arms and munitions plants belching out tons of toxins constructed on orders of the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld War Machine that’s destroying Mars’ atmosphere!…The legacies of those monsters are haunting us to this day!

Halliburton, Exxon, wall Street banks, ETC protecting his sorry ass after all the money he helped them steal, with the illegal war he helped create.

KayInMaine says: September 1, 2011 at 6:42 AM

It does make you wonder (starting with the $9 billion that went missing in Iraq early on) how much that asshole stole from the American people!!!! He and Rummy stole enough to start their own international terrorist group. Oh wait! They already have one! Al-Qaeda! *SPIT*

Yes, the sun, giver of all life on this planet. A medium sized star by volume, more massive than average, solar output some hundred billion megatons of energy per second. Biggest damn highway flare I could imagine…..
You think it might have something to do with it…..?