Nuns in the Nude

A convent of nuns (not sure what the collective noun is) decide it's time to renovate the chapel. There's a lot of work involved and it's a stuffy little place. As time goes by, the nuns are getting very hot with all the hard work. Sister Mary suggests that they strip naked to finish the job. They do so, just as there's a knock at the door. Sister Mary walks over to the door and shouts through "Who's there?". The reply comes: "It's the blind man". Relieved, Sister Mary opens the door. The man then says "Hey, nice tits sister, now where do you want these blinds?"

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is called him 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain; they called him 'Juan'.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, 'But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F*ck off!"

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! F*ck off!"

Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent." Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them." Mother superior: "Oh well, we could always EAT the other 24."