"the confrontation of aesthetics is the highest form of internet art. these people feel uncomfortable. what better measurement of art could you have? they should be made to feel uncomfortable. where they will fail, with very few exceptions, is they won't confront the reasons for their discomfort. they will rather insult and suppress."

Our chief prostitute, the national award winning ad writing editor on vacation this month, once confided to Idi Amin, "I'm tired. If you ever decide to get out of politics there's always a place for you with me in Editing."