Where you’ve seen her: She’s Santa’s #1 skeez. She also hangs out with elves.

Tantalizing tidbit: Rumors around the toy factory say she LOVES anal.

Is she really a MILF? No one’s really sure if Mr. Claus made her a babymamma, but since she sends a satisfied Santa on his Christmas run where he makes millions of children happy, she is definitely an honorary MILF.