Considering that Serena (and Venus) is constantly downplayed, overly scrutinized, and routinely overlooked, it IS important that she did not allow this reporter to disrespect her. She’s a tennis icon…she can and should be proud of her work.

So this involves a penis, but is more an awkward sex story…idk, you can edit it however. Thanksgiving a few years ago, I was drinking with family and got really horny. Drove like 45mins to my ex’s house and we had sex. Cool. BUT I forgot that I was on the last day of my cycle and had been wearing a tampon. I realized the next morn that I never took it out! I was a little worried, but he wasn’t really well endowed, so I figured it couldn’t have gone TOO far up there. I went home, laid on the bed, and proceeded to stick my fingers as far up as possible…I could feel the string, but couldn’t really get it. After about 30 mins, I gave up. I called him, told him I needed a HUGE favor and I’d explain when I got back to his house. BUT, he had left the house and went to work, even though it was a Saturday. I didn’t want to go to the ER for this, so…to his job I went. I brought medical gloves and a towel with me and we locked the door to the office. I spread out on the desk and he got intimate with my vag in a way that we never would he expected lol . His hand was prolly up there fishing around for like 15mins…everytime he felt the string, it was too slippery for him to really pull out. He finally reached it, pulled it out, and we had a laugh. But that was def the last time we had sex lol. Seemed like a good note to end things on.

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