Unfortunately Glenn Beck Has Yet to Die a Grizzly Death

Have you ever read a story about some sweet, talented young person losing their life to a coyote mauling or something equally horrific and wondered to yourself, “Why couldn’t that have been ‘fat, dumb Mormon fuckface’ Glenn Beck instead?” Yeah, well, ME TOO! And, as is their proclivity, The Onion has their finger firmly on America’s pulse and produced this hilarious “news” piece that taps into that “Glenn Beck so deserves to die a grizzly death” vein that so many of us secretly feel.

Please continue to write articles like this, because every single time a donkey-fucking idiot like you does this, you continue to show the world yet another example of Liberal hypocrisy, and further marginalize you and people like you from normal thinking people.