-The trapped seal when you're 15 miles from the ocean and just had the largest blizzard in 10 years

-The neighbors dog is pooping in my yard.

-What is the correct time? Gee I don't know but here's the incorrect time bit$@!!!

-Can I get a burning permit???

-How do I get a hold of the police department?

-My 14 year old daughter won't go to her room.

Thankfully, with the new E-911 system we have a little yellow button that plays a recording something to the effect of:
"Were sorry, your call is not emergency in nature, please refer to your local listings for the non-emergency number"
I think I'm the only one who has had the bal$$ to use this so far, a few times as a mattter of fact on the famous burn permit question. Isn't technology great!