"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." Hugh Downs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up.

The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.

Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"~~~~~~~~~~~~

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Boobs."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie.

How in the world are you all doing?

I couldn't be much happier.

I'm back on the old homestead.

I'm back with my puppy.

Back in the same house as my sister.

AND....the cows are coming back today.

I think I may want to take back that last "woot."

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

Good morning Joe,Ana,niteowl,Space,Haroula and all who stop by later Joe glad the move went smooth for you and your back with baby ;)The temp yesterday hit 50,and it's 45 right now but the wind is so strong,that it feels like 20 degrees Coffee is ready along with Cr.donut holes and assorted danish.Wishing you all a peaceful day

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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, niteowl, SpaceQ, Haroula, Cailyn and venus. Joe glad the move is over for you! Ana hope you had a nice hike with the pups yesterday. Niteowl and SpaceQ enjoy your day. Haroula nice to hear the weather is permitting a walk! Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Venus I hope you get some time with your kitties! Happy Day all!

Thank you all so much and from all my heart for your kind words. Your prayers and good vibes brought me over a few dark hours. Situation with my Dad still the same. Now Mum has a flu with high fever and sis and I have to run from one to the other... We have snow here in Switzerland and last night it was raining a bit and so this morning the sidewalk was a sheet of ice

Joe: just read you moved back home. I'am so happy for you!! home! Baby will do summersaults I guess. What's the problem with your sis ?

Ana: glad you got your car back. Wow 900 bucks is a lot of money. If you put a piggy-bank on one of the corner tables we can provide a donation

Nan:

I wish all of my GB friends a wonderful Sunday.

Love,

Evelyne

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"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

Good morning everyone. Joe, I'm glad the move went well and you are back with Baby. Evelyn, prayers for your dad and mum, hugs for you and your sis. To all here and and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Breakfast out and a trip to Sam's today. They have a new BBQ grill I want for hubby. Apple Turnovers, Waffles, French Toast, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC.

Good morning Boomies. It is a grand beautiful day here. I am fixing to go back over to the old place and finish cleaning up. I'll have to run into town and get a few things first, but with the way my feet hurt me I think I'll drive instead.

Oh happy Sunday!!! The sun was shinning but is gone now. The wind is blowing and it is a nice......-6 We won't look at the windchill factor. Poor Sassy was having trouble figuring out which paw to hold up.

Joe have a fun time cleaning the old place. Glad you are back where you are happiest!!

Ana yes Sassy has a coat. In fact a fall one and a winter one. Still out of the corner??? Have a lovely day!

niteowl have a lovely day!!!

Haroula that is about the perfect temp, enjoy!!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice day!

Evelyne good to see you! Prayers continue for your mom and dad and you!! HUGS!!!

It's a beautiful day here...blue skies, bright sun, in the 50's so hubby and I will be heading out to the back to stain the beds. I'm hoping it won't take too long as the Falcon's game will be coming on in a bit.

My body is achy from yesterday, but tis fine...It will unkink when all the staining and assembling is done. The assembling won't be until tomorrow at the earliest as the stain has to dry for 24 hours before we handle the wood.

Evelyne, so sorry you are in this high pressure situation. I hope your folks are better soonest.

Joe, I'm so glad you are back home with Baby. I know she missed you. How does Pepper take all the changes?

The Per has a slightly congested nose and is playing it for all he is worth. Dad is catering to him like crazy. When asked to do anything, he is too sick, but otherwise seems fit as a fiddle. Oh well, it's easier to see when it's not your child.

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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras

Hello Boomies. I think we're going into the deep freeze by game time. GO PATS! Championship game at 6:30 tonight. I'll be back at work but I'm sure The Blisses will be watching. My PT will be at Gillette Stadium as he has season tickets. I hope he's dressed really warm.

L4L, Texas beat ya' -it's 70 here and on the shady back porch too. Lovely. By Thursday it's supposed to be 74 -can't wait. All you north g'boomers, I hope it gets warmer for you soon.

I'm really happy with my new cmptr, no more crash dumps and sticky and stuck cursers, oh joy. Been playing Zuma and pinball thrilride and soon over the hedge and lesser browsing and that's good.

However there are 2 miniscule scratches on the front of it -now how did that happen? I even cover it when not in use. Maybe those cats.

Remember that thin mother dog -well I went over Friday and the pups (5) are 6 weeks old and fat and in the wiggle stage and adorable. And the mother -Lola- looks much better and is so friendly. She is pit bull and the father is black lab. I offered to get her spayed, owner didn't seem to take offense. It would be better. If I weren't so old I'd take a sister and brother -let's hope they get good homes.

Oh yes, I bought a new razer death adder mouse for the cmptr.

Happy Sunday all

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I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose