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The Pain Train knows no boundaries as it doesn’t run on tracks – this makes it the first inoperable train to have a website dedicated to it.

I am your conductor, Mark Pain, and I want to show you the caboose.

As you can see, it’s full of all these digital comic strips. You can look at them all you want, if you’re into that sort of thing. They appear to be ‘gag-a-day’ in nature (if not quite in frequency) and many are kind, honest comics with only good intentions. I propose we look at each one in turn on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and see how we go from there. If you have the stomach for this content, there will be more.