I hack the above avatars bank account and then bribe the government to massively increase the hat tax. Because the above avatar no longer has a way to pay his massive hat tax he was forced to do back alley surgery. During one botched surgery he contracted syphilis because the patient exploded. The above avatar was forced to whore himself out as a high class prostitute for money to pay for his expensive medicine. One day I visited the above avatar for some blackscreen. After said blackscreen, instead of paying said avatar I shot him in the face and laughed.