We-Vibe Rave I really, really love Thai food. Whenever Liam and I talk about going out to eat I suggest it. Every single time, he says to me, “eh, I don’t really like Thai food that much, though…” And I remind him that he always says that but once he’s eating the food he thinks it’s tasty. Why the hell am I going on about Thai food? Well, it’s similar to my relationship with the We-Vibe Rave. For reasons I don’t understand, I always feel kind of “meh” about the Rave when I think about using it. But when I […]

I was first introduced to Crowned Jewels‘ products at Woodhull when Lilly showed us hers. I was impressed by the curvy designs and colorful metal and I was intrigued by what they’d be like in use. So when SheVibe was looking for someone to review the Crowned Jewels Aluminum Marylebone, I said “yes, please!” With some toys, especially dildos, I feel indifferent initially and can only make up my mind about them after a few uses. But with the Marylebone I had a feeling I would either absolutely love or hate it the first time. The bulbous shape looked satisfying and it’s small like I […]

So many blue dildos, so little time to write reviews for them. I made it easier on myself and decided to combine them into one handy review sampler. Behold, the badass blue dildos: Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder Nova the Breeder from Bad Dragon was my second fantasy toy and helped establish my love for them. I enjoy the creativity of the designs and the endless possibilities of sensations that all the shapes and textures can provide. Since I typically prefer less girthy toys, especially when it comes to toys with texture (which the Nova has a lot of), I chose the small […]

If you are unfamiliar with the Fun Factory Bouncer, it might look like just a standard silicone dildo with a wavy shape. But, much like Transformers, there is more than meets the eye. The Bouncer is essentially a dildo with kegel balls in it and the three bulges along the shaft hold those balls. When you shake it in your hand you can feel them rattling around, and the idea is that when you thrust it in your other body parts you’ll feel it too. Sadly, this doesn’t really happen when I use it. That’s not necessarily the Bouncer’s fault, though. If I had to […]

Well, before I even start this review, I need to address something: We haven’t posted anything in months. We’ve been neglecting the blog. Liam and I have been super busy with our new jobs as well as buying and moving into a new house, and I have been dealing with chronic pain and migraines that make me not want to do anything, you know, including writing posts about dildos and stuff. But in the last few months we’ve been enjoying some amazing toys, including the Phoenix from Exotic-Erotics. For a long time I was pretty uninterested in fantasy type toys […]