@MrsKutcher tweeted, “changing my twitter name isn’t a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?”

No, it doesn’t matter. You’ll just BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY if you don’t. Oops, sorry for that. I was just practicing for whenever a story of Megan Fox being pregnant comes out and she refuses to get an abortion.