Send it off on a trip to anyplace from where it might return with a shipload of common sense destined solely for our parliamentarians, of whatever colour and creed, so they might pull their fingers out and behave like sensible human beings for a change, I suspect that whichever way people voted they are, like me, fed up with the whole business by now.

Bill Phillips: No chance of that Brian. A lot of people are sick of the whole Brexit saga