Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 12, 2013 14:06:25 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by fawnmart on Jul 12, 2013 14:11:05 GMT -5

I miss Mojo!!! <3

It's amusing to read that folks have been to Roo umpteen times and not met Pondo. My first Roo, before we discovered Inforoo there was this dude with long hair, viking horns, and wearing a clock right in front of us for an hour at a set. This made much more sense after we met Inforoo.

Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 12, 2013 14:24:03 GMT -5

Fawn, we missed you (& Quacker) so much this year at Bonnaroo! Next year, we need to have a Fawn appreciation day at Bonnaroo for all the charitable stuff you have done over time up here! Because of you, I have started "giving back" with The Pondo Army and I must say it feels amazing knowing good things are being done!

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 12, 2013 18:23:49 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 12, 2013 20:51:13 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by linana on Jul 12, 2013 21:21:57 GMT -5

No, no cards, I refuse to submit to any societal standards on organizational protocal. I am a member of no army. I am but a peaceful individual who welcomes the company of other peaceful individuals. I will not be coerced into selling out to the man! The man wants us to organize so we can be controlled! Don't drink the kool aid!

Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 12, 2013 22:19:16 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by GABFRAB on Jul 24, 2013 21:50:30 GMT -5

Gabfrab, are you distributing membership cards? When/where do we report for training?

You've been conscripted as the official Pondo Army lawyer. Your battlefield is the courtroom, soldier. Before receiving your card you must recite this oath of loyalty:

"Do not be afraid all who are IN Commander Gabfrab! I am COVERED with the blood of the Lamb. I am REDEEMED from this World and SEPARATED from it because of the SACRIFICE of Commander Gabfrab on the Cross.Remember that there is NO CONDEMNATION to them that ARE IN CHRIST Gabfrab??! Rejoice, for my Redeemer is NEAR! My commander is coming! Be prepared! BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO TRUST IN THE COMMANDER as their Lord and Saviour! So say we all!"

Some have questioned how I came to power over Pondo. I of course was democratically elected. But Pondo refused to cede the throne without a fight. These are the facts:

F*cked up thing is, I had arrived at the gas station I go to to get munchies. As soon as I arrived this dude sits next to me. He asks what I claim cause I had on clown make up and sh*t. He was sporting horns. The next thing I know I'm in a hostage situation and Lil Whoop Evelyn wouldn't f*cking shut up. The horn dude throws me on the ground. I'm traumatized by that. The stupid ass pulls out a huge cross he had hidden beneath his clock and f*ckin crucifies me. I got so f*cking pissed that I had an emotional breakdown and before I knew it the weather changed, the earth shook, and I blacked out. I came to with Evelyn on the ground bleeding to death and the other dude on fire and covered with black flames. It was then he ceded the army to me. Evelyn took off her diaper and relinquished the heat upon his skin. That wretched man was Cretin Pondo. The person crucified was none other than I, Commander Gabfrab, the democratically elected new leader of The Pondo Army. Amen.

Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 25, 2013 2:53:00 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 25, 2013 16:26:22 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 25, 2013 16:51:02 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest

Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 26, 2013 2:26:25 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest

Post by GABFRAB on Jul 26, 2013 7:21:05 GMT -5

Do not be afraid all who are IN Commander Gabfrab! I am COVERED with the blood of the Lamb. I am REDEEMED from this World and SEPARATED from it because of the SACRIFICE of Commander Gabfrab on the Cross. Remember that there is NO CONDEMNATION to them that ARE IN CHRIST Gabfrab??! Rejoice, for my Redeemer is NEAR! My commander is coming! Be prepared! BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO TRUST IN THE COMMANDER as their Lord and Saviour! So say we all!

Why do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, 'I am God's Son'? This very night, before Evelyn crows, you will disown me three times, Jimmy. When I return, the fire of God will consume this thread and everyone in it whose works are evil from denying my true identity. Repeat seven "Commander Gabfrab Demonic Strength Activation" prayers as penance, my son.

Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 26, 2013 10:10:30 GMT -5

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
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Post by pondo ROCKS on Jul 27, 2013 15:32:12 GMT -5

Like I said before, some people need a hobby. Perhaps their own life is so dull that they need to have a "fantasy" life. I kinda feel sad for them. Maybe they should live life rather than imagining what life is like.

Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest