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Decided to try it out for myself and this is what I got (the responses were very inconsistent).

Spoiler for chatting with god:

Me:
you there God?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I there God.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Are you even listening to me
God:
Yes I hear you very well.
Me:
good, now about what happened yesterday with that woman at the pharmacy. What should I do?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? I don't know what happened. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
I'm trying to talk with you about it
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
She's dead!!
God:
Maybe it's another person using her name.
Me:
What!?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I don't..God!, you're making no sense!
God:
Why?: said don t God. According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
Me:
ARGHH!!!! I need guidance!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on don t God? Where do you usually get guidance from?
Me:
Well usually a family member, but they're not helpful in a situation such as this!
God:
Interesting. But not always? What is giant sand?
Me:
Auggh!! Piss off!
God:
And giant sand is Auggh. Why are you so mean?

Canada is a very large country with many different regional accents. People in Quebec sound French, westerners sound very much like Americans, people from the East Coat and especially Newfoundlanders sound different again, almost Scots/Irish.

I've actually visited Canada on 3 separate occasions and I have only ever heard Canadians from the Maritimes sound as if they're saying 'aboot'.

Decided to try it out for myself and this is what I got (the responses were very inconsistent).

Spoiler for chatting with god:

Me:
you there God?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I there God.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Are you even listening to me
God:
Yes I hear you very well.
Me:
good, now about what happened yesterday with that woman at the pharmacy. What should I do?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? I don't know what happened. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
I'm trying to talk with you about it
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
She's dead!!
God:
Maybe it's another person using her name.
Me:
What!?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I don't..God!, you're making no sense!
God:
Why?: said don t God. According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
Me:
ARGHH!!!! I need guidance!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on don t God? Where do you usually get guidance from?
Me:
Well usually a family member, but they're not helpful in a situation such as this!
God:
Interesting. But not always? What is giant sand?
Me:
Auggh!! Piss off!
God:
And giant sand is Auggh. Why are you so mean?

Haha that's the whole fun of it all though, the inconsistency is what makes it so fun
Anyway here's another earlier conversation i had with whatever you want to call it/him/igod from a few years back. Sorry for the language, but you do have to admit the result is pretty humourous lol =P

"legends said that Alto Saotome made a correct decision, he left both Ranka Lee & Sheryl Nome to marry the skies & proceed to make love with her, it was a long sight to behold according to the witnesses, the sky is now pregnant"