No Really, It's Not Our Fault

So if something bad happened in the world and our intelligence agencies miss something don't blame us. The guy should be paying attention on the job instead of reading the magazine.... In a recent article in The Onion, the satirical website says that all those highly trained, multi-lingual intelligence experts keeping us safe...don't really exist. "Following the announcement, reporters learned that the all-seeing satellite cameras and invisible eyes that millions of Americans assume are diligently watching every square-inch of the country like a silent sentinel are either not up there at all, or are being monitored by a tired, modestly educated man reading Road & Track magazine in a tiny office." http://www.theonion.com/articles/smart-qualified-people-behind-the-scenes-keeping-a,17954/