Does it seem like your store is offering free liquid refreshment...

Does the store exercise your math skills?

Alex Auerbach deemed it thoughtful of one business to offer three $3.33 plant containers for $10, thereby saving you "the hassle of figuring out what do with the penny change."

Does the business offer discounts for special occasions?

How are the store's restroom facilities?

Does it discriminate against babies larger than 5 pounds?

And, finally

Is there a clear evacuation plan for customers in the event of an emergency?

Good luck!

Steve Harvey's Only in LA column ran in the Los Angeles Times for a couple of decades and now appears here at LA Observed. Harvey can be reached at steveharvey9@gmail.com. His Twitter handle is @sharvey9.