The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

Same reason behind burkas. They would illicit reprehensible behavior among some individuals who lack self control. For example, someone puts a pie on a windowsill, most people can walk past that pie, still look at the pie, fantasize about how good that pie is but still not touch that pie, but there will be one that won't have that control. Save the pies! Save the puppies!

Craptastic:There used to be this stripper dancer at Big Al's in Peoria who had very long nipples. Not crazy-long, but they were still very sticky-outie. She'd poke a hole on her dollar tips and skewer them on her nips during her routine. It wasn't very sexy, per se, but it was kind of cool to watch her dancing around with the many bills that she had collected stuck on her nipples.

That was the same night that Donnie Most (from Happy Days) was there because he was doing some dinner theater thing in town. Some drunk kept yelling "Hey Potsie!" at him until the bouncers ejected the drunken bastard. Don looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

The reason Donnie was so embarrassed was that the drunk called him the wrong name./Donnie was Ralph Malph

Surool:The answer is simple. Male nipples are non functional. Female nipples are sexy because they sit atop boobs and they work... meaning babies suck on the which is gross and which should be outlawed... but only when they aren't being sexy. When they are sexy, they are hot and should be outlawed because "think of the children"... who at some point just used them to feed (which is bad as I said before).

I hope that cleared that all up for everyone.

By that logic men who lactate should have to keep their shirt on too..........actually I have no problem with that.