In our first episode, Master Shifu Leo J, Hans Dendrau and a mysteriously familiar woman with a funny accent showed up at Dem Bones for a tour. Several bad jokes later, the tour began…..**Now for the warning, no real innuendo in this one, but there is some rough language, so read at your own risk**

About this creation

Mister Bones: “This way folks. This is the hallway that leads to the main studio where we do the filming. You will usually find a lot of the crew, actors and Mister Bones groupies hanging around here.”Leo J: “Groupies? HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hans: “Hmmm, you actually did a pretty decent job on this Bones, not your usual slop work.”Mister Bones: “Nice. Come on.”Leo J: “Dude, still with the gun? Chill.”

Hans: Man, I am surprised you didn’t do any UV light in here.Mister Bones: “Oh we can, check it Chef Boy………..RD”Leo J: “Hey, not bad”Hans: “Pretty sweet”Parole Officer: “Lame, probably thinks this will get him bonked.”

Mister Bones: “This is the main sound stage, you can see we have it set up for the next episode of History 101.”Hans: “Who’s this?”

Mister Bones: “Ah, This is Lydia Bones, my teen-age niece. She is the wardrobe designer here.”Lydia Bones: “Hello. Are these the two losers you were telling me about Uncle?”Mister Bones: “Um, *cough*, no dear, that was two other guys.”Lydia Bones: “Oh, Kelso and Phipson?”Mister Bones: “Ok, moving on, you all know Spooky Bones.”Spooky Bones: “Kiss my ass.”

Mister Bones: “Next up is the electrical room, come on in.”Leo J: “Did Spooky say what I think he did?”Hans: “Yeah, he is a bit off, did you see that Snow White thing he did?”

(Kid in background): “Come back here! I have a brand knew sharpie that will make u lok so kwel!”Clones: “RUN!! SECURITY!!”Mister Bones: “This is the main electrical room that controls all of the power here at Dem Bones, also doubles as a hallway to segue to the next scene.”Parole Officer: “Looks like the dunny in here.”

Hans: “Um, Boner, do you have security problems here?”Mister Bones: “Oh, a clone kiddie or two gets in once in awhile, but that is why we have the crack security team.”(Kid in background): “TIS WIL B EPIC!”Clone: “Get him off me!!”

Leo J: “Want me to crack him with my skillet? It’s more than for frying bacon you know!”Hans: “Boner, how long is this tour and is there anything interesting on it?”Mister Bones: “Shut up Chefy, this is my MOC.”Leo J: “Hey Bones, any UV light in here?”

Mister Bones: “Oh yeah baby, you know it!”Hans: “Sweet. I do love the UV.”(Sounds of fighting off to the left)

Mister Bones: “Up next we will see the lounge and then the yard, then we will be about done.”Hans: “Hopefully you will get to the plot at some point, who do you think you are? Dennis Price?”Mister Bones: “I’m getting to it, patience Ratatouille, patience.”Parole Officer: “This whole comic is puckeroo, or pakaru if you want to be correct.”

To be, unfortunately, continued!!

In our next and final chapter we will finally find out the mystery of the parole officer, who is she really? What is she hiding under the make up? Does anyone really not know? Does anyone still give a damn and is that a chainsaw she picked up? Will Leo J ever get the bacon he craves? Will Mister Bones ever get to the damn point of the comic? YES!!!

Dem Notes: Apologies to Dennis Price for the reference to his lack of plot, but, well, there really isn’t one in Glomshire Knights. This all began with Leda Kat’s comic, so check it out!

HAHAHAHA! Good stuff. The bit with the frying pan totally wins, and Hans is a perfect foil. Thanks for the GK plug, too. It's hard work plotting a comic that has no apparent plot (it's there, just very slow in development -- this ain't Spider-Man I'm making!)

Dennis will be happy with the GK plug for sure. Sorry I've been late in my comments. Starting the MocAthalon and all. Nice work Bones! Your work with the black light is what got me thinking about how to light my latest moc so thanks! I've got one of those cat urine lights... might be time to put it to good use. And I'm not talking about finding out what glows under my covers. ~ Chris.

Quoting leda Kat
What does me being a cat and Hans' questionable personal taste in posters have in common? Also, where's the kiwi slang?... I did see some Aussie in there... spose we use dunny sometimes, though we tend to say loo.

Not sure what you are asking regarding Hans and you, but the Kiwi slang (Dunny, Bonk) I got from a website that was supposed to be Kiwi slang....sigh, that is what I get for trusting the internet.

What does me being a cat and Hans' questionable personal taste in posters have in common? Also, where's the kiwi slang?... I did see some Aussie in there... spose we use dunny sometimes, though we tend to say loo.

I too like the first hallway. I thought those arch pieces might look good together. Nice to see Spongebob out of Bikini Bottom. Don't get excited, it's where Bob lives! So something's going to happen in the next chapter? I guess I'll be the judge of that. see ya. garth

I like it

alex Mc

February 3, 2010

OK, now I get who the "parole officer" is. and nice little secret there in the electric room.

I like it

Blake Buehl

February 3, 2010

Yeah, so about this neice, is she a TFOL? Haha, just kidding. Great job.
My favorite room was the hall with psquidy and squidward. The arch/rings were genius. One more thing. Do you like Tom Waits' music?

Quoting robert ball
Okay, I have stopped laughing hard now and I can say that I really like this one. Can't wait for Part Three, Well, I guess I can. That'll give me time to recover and get ready for it.

Quoting leda Kat
Awesome work Bones. That corridor is inspired. I love the last few shots with the Parole Officer holding a chainsaw behind her back... how can they not have noticed yet? The title shot reminds me of Metropolis, the scene in the factory with the monstrous machine and the workers condemmed to do its bidding everyday. I don't know whats gonna happen in part 3 but I am getting nervous... Leda-Face is keeping Toto handy like you are your gun... just in case. Chainsaw beats rock, paper and scissors... but maybe not gun.

You are up early. Isn't it like 5.30 Thursday where you are? Did you notice all the Kiwi words I used? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quoting Lite .
Oh yeah. I forgot to ask. Why is Boba a secruity guard? Are there multiple of him? If so. Where do I buy one? And... HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE A NEICE OR NEPHEW!!! Do you have a sister or brother who's married? Do they... nevermind. That's your life... now. Time to go own on Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2! Incase you haven't heard of that game... It's awesome!

Actually, I have about 4 Bobba Fetts, I was using the SW stuff as security guards as a joke. I am an only child, now adult.....sort of

Oh yeah. I forgot to ask. Why is Boba a secruity guard? Are there multiple of him? If so. Where do I buy one? And... HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE A NEICE OR NEPHEW!!! Do you have a sister or brother who's married? Do they... nevermind. That's your life... now. Time to go own on Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2! Incase you haven't heard of that game... It's awesome!

Awesome work Bones. That corridor is inspired. I love the last few shots with the Parole Officer holding a chainsaw behind her back... how can they not have noticed yet? The title shot reminds me of Metropolis, the scene in the factory with the monstrous machine and the workers condemmed to do its bidding everyday. I don't know whats gonna happen in part 3 but I am getting nervous... Leda-Face is keeping Toto handy like you are your gun... just in case. Chainsaw beats rock, paper and scissors... but maybe not gun.

Quoting Blake Buehl
Yeah, so about this neice, is she a TFOL? Haha, just kidding. Great job.
My favorite room was the hall with psquidy and squidward. The arch/rings were genius. One more thing. Do you like Tom Waits' music?

Hey Blake! Actually, the niece was designed by my daughter, forgot to give her credit, she is not designed after a real individual, I have no nieces or nephews, that I know of. As for Tom Waits, I am not a big fan, sorry.