I love the show but have no interest in purchasing Archer collectibles (I think - as I'm certainly going to look and laugh).

Archer in his suit would be boring.

Now if they made a highly detailed Archer with his suit all torn up and charred - like from tossing a grenade too close because he was drinking (when does this NOT happen on the show anyway?) then it might turn out pretty original.

It's Carol, the rich secretary that works with Pam who I think is a hot cartoon character.

I think I said Mallory before and that's Archer's mom! No! No! No! I do not want Archer's mother!

Watching last night's ep made me realize it's the little one-liners that get some of the biggest laughs for me, at least.

And Fat Mike? Paging Dr. Cooper, Dr. DB Cooper.

Real zingers.

02-09-2013

JediTricks

Cute episode, basic type of thing but Archer got a few archerisms in. Ron is played by Jessica Walter's husband.

02-18-2013

OC47150

My name is Cyril Figgis. That cracked me up.

02-19-2013

Tycho

I can't believe Lana bent over for Zero! I guess he's not bottom feed (forgive the unintended pun), but Zero's so stiff (probably intended pun).

Archer is so stupid that he trips over Katja every time she appears. She's a robot now for Krieger's sake. Krieger should hook up with her and get off the pornogram.

This episode was totally hilarious but it made me want to drink as much as the characters do!

And btw: what the heck? Is it Carol and Pam's new plan to get firemen by going pyro? Truly pathetic. Pam's comment about cobwebs in her happy place was so disgusting. I know she's a cartoon character but I just did not want to think about that. So gross.

OK. Yeah. Now I understand Archer's obsession with Katja I guess. But Carol's right there. I can't remember, but has no one in the office ever hooked up with her before? She's the hottie.

02-19-2013

Beast

Both Archer and Cyril have hooked up with Carol. But she's a psycho.

Hell... Archer is better off with Pam. Their relationship was actually really great.

Plus she's one of the few characters on the show who isn't a complete A-Hole.

02-20-2013

Tycho

OK - I have to get my characters on Archer straight:

Archer - that's self-explanatory or maybe it never can be
Malory - his mom and the head of ISIS
Woodhouse - his servant / butler
Lana - the hot Tomb Raider styled black girl agent
Cheryl (not Carol) - the hot brunette secretary that's a pervert
Pam - the blonde fat secretary that's a pervert
Zero (spelling?) the accountant that thinks it's still 1950
Krieger - the mad German scientist that has sex with a Hintai hologram
??? - the gay guy who was in a wheel chair that now has bionic legs

02-22-2013

OC47150

I lost count on the number of great one-liners used in this new ep: the fake James Mason, sexual favors from Janis Joplin, Cheryl telling Lana off.

Who's your go-to man? Lorne Green.

01-15-2014

OC47151

Gonna be interesting to see where this season goes. Didn't think it needed to be rebooted/changed.