Granted, But this is neither the thread nor the forum for that. So we Will never know *magical hand wave*

I wish Blue did'nt have to be stuck in that lamp for a thousand years. Seriously. Hes GOTTA be cramped in that thing. Seriously, its just a little tea pot. Look how short and stout it is. There is its handle and there is its spout.

_________________A glass is never empty it will always be full of air, unless its in a vacuum, THEN its empty.

Granted. He suddenly isn't stuck in a lamp for a thousand years, because I have re-located him. Blue is now stuck in a small pencil sharpener I keep on my desk for EIGHTEEN THOUSAND YEARS! MWAHAHA!

Sorry Blue.

Now, I wish I could get back into my fanfiction. My novel has taken up my focus lately, and now I wish I could give a good ending for Dasher, Sparkle, and Psycho in Forest of Secrets. Then I could move onto the next fanfic in the series! <3

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-The Cutest Kirlia

Resident shipper girl of Psypokes. Also writes noncanon fanfic, Forest of Secrets may not actually be worked on again, though. . . much too busy.

...I'm a girl. T.T IT'S BECAUSE OF MY HAIR ISN'T IT? Cuz seriously, my hair is only a few inches long... And I'm a tomboy. But that's okay. I AM THE FORBIDDEN GIRL GAMER! *DUN DUN DUNNNN!*

Anyways, granted, but you make everyone cold because you are so warm. Not to mention the fact that your skin melts off because you are so warm, giving you agonizing pain. *totally not insane* Heheheheheh.

I wish that I naturally looked like Italy from Hetalia while still looking like a girl at the same time *has an obsession with Hetalia that's perfectly non-healthy*

If you don't know what he looks like, look up "Hetalia Italy Veneziano" because I'm too lazy to put a picture here.

Granted. You get less homework(s?)... Oh, but CuteKirlia decides to run off on a particularly boring tangent on how the "s" on "homework" is probably a result of translating from French. I figured that out, because I learned in my German class that in Germany, you can have a homework (Hausaufgabe) or homeworks (Hausaufgaben), while in English one only has homework for both singular and plural. Isn't that fascinating? English is an abomination language that makes English-speakers like me feel as if grammar for other languages is messed-up, and people who speak other languages think that English-speakers have one difficult language. I think the foreign-speakers might be right. (Not that everyone shares these view, of course). So sorry about the tangent about French-English translation, but it's your backfire!

I wish I wasn't so vacuous at times.

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-The Cutest Kirlia

Resident shipper girl of Psypokes. Also writes noncanon fanfic, Forest of Secrets may not actually be worked on again, though. . . much too busy.

Granted. Your Kindle starts working as it is supposed to. Sadly, the charger mysteriously dies and you have to pay 100$ to replace it on Amazon. Better get it fast, because the price goes up 50% every day.

I wish I would have more emotion.

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-The Cutest Kirlia

Resident shipper girl of Psypokes. Also writes noncanon fanfic, Forest of Secrets may not actually be worked on again, though. . . much too busy.

Granted. But because I am such a dork, I decide to let a couple of my fanfiction characters write the *invisible* PM. As a result, you get both a reeeaally sarcastic "Happy birthday. It seems you have a mole on your leg. Congratulations, now go cut your pants off at the knee so everyone can see it, and decide that you are a shorts-wearing Joey clone. I *this is sarcastic* LOVE YOUR SHORTS. Oh, and catch a top percentage Rattata while you are at it." You also get an obnoxiously cheerful reply; "OOOH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I had no idea it was your birthday, but have a good birthday. A very good one. Because having a bad birthday is a very sad thing, so you had better have a good birthday. Happy birthday again!.." on and on and one until he they finally realize that you have a mole, and says "that's nice. Nice shorts you have there, by the way."

I wish for the person granting my wish to identify the fanfiction characters I let type that *invisible* PM. Oh yes, I am infatuated with this fanfic, despite not writing recently...

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-The Cutest Kirlia

Resident shipper girl of Psypokes. Also writes noncanon fanfic, Forest of Secrets may not actually be worked on again, though. . . much too busy.

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