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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER
This is the martini, everyone! *
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June 7, 2002
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
This is our final Top5 Showbiz Insider list.
But don't cry over us, Argentina, as the most
nearly-famous person you almost know (me) will be
moving on to moderate the Movies Little Fiver list,
and I'm taking 1300 of my closest friends with me!
Subscribers to this list, and the fine group of
wacky contributors who write it, will automatically
be signed up to the Top 5 Movies Little Fiver,
so you won't miss an ounce of showbiz humor.
It's been an astounding experience, I feel a deep
connection to you all, and I consider you all personal...
BWA-HAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.
The Top 8 Ways Celebrities Say "Goodbye" to Their Lovers
8. "That's a wrap!"
7. "I've decided to recast my female lead."
6. "Sorry, babe; you're not being picked up for another season."
5. "I'll be back in a minute - I left my gun in the restaurant."
4. "I'd rather eviscerate a deer and wear it on my head than be
married to you." (Tom Green only)
3. They don't -- you just read about it in the trades.
2. "Gizzood bizzye, yo."
and the Number 1 Way Celebrities
Say "Goodbye" to Their Lovers...
1. "You've been served."
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
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