San Diego Chargers running back LaDainian Tomlinson teams up with Flosstradamus — to dance! [YouTube]

Giving in to the temptation that is plaid pants, Kings of Leon put their new album on hold to play more golf. [The Sun]

UK design company Gemstone Creative is selling a diamond-encrusted mosaic of Jay-Z for a cool $1 million, proving that even in a global economic meltdown there still need to be rich assholes. [Missinfo]

Two of Michael Jackson’s prized giraffes, JJ & Rambo, die suddenly while under new care in Arizona. Jackson’s physician, Conrad Murray, has yet to issue a statement. [TMZ]