Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle…

If you’ve added up all the time I’ve watched Real Housewives of New Jersey, it would roughly equal an hour at best. But just from that little amount of time, I could easily tell you that Jacqueline Laurita’s breasts are phenomenal, and that Teresa and Joe Giudice are God awful people who should be shot…