Names that are "too cool" for you

Hi all! So I'm not pregnant nor am I even at that point in life yet, but my boyfriend and I did start discussing names we may use in the future (a huge step for a name enthusiast like me!) and I've come to a conclusion....I'm not "cool" enough for most of the names I love!

I kind of know what you mean! I tend to avoid Z names, because they don't feel like "me." Zoya is in my top ten favorites for girls, but nobody would expect me to have a Zoya, and I don't know if I'd expect myself to have a Zoya.

Same with Mazarine. It feels a bit too cultured for me and my little small-town, backwoods lifestyle.

When I was little, there were some names that I considered "too pretty" for myself, most notably Isabella and Alyssa. They felt to me like they belonged to wealthy little girls who wore lacy white dresses and had their own ponies. No idea where I got that notion from!

The names on your list are seen quite a bit here on Nameberry so I wouldn't consider them "too cool". I like Juniper and Niamh for girls and Augustine, Felix, Orion and Hugo for boys. Here are some names that I consider "too cool" (aka "trying too hard"). Personally, I wouldn't use them but some parents do like them.

I'm the opposite of you, people expect cool, out-there names from me. My mom was utterly shocked when I told her a loved Charlotte and Henry.

There aren't any names that are too cool for me but names that I know are too much. If I were a celeb or a billionaire and I knew my kids wouldn't be stereotyped or have their resumes thrown in the trash because of their names, I'd use
Boy: Maui, Bamboo, Windsor
Girl: Fox

There are some names I think people definitely wouldn't expect from me on my list. Most of my guilty pleasure names are deemed as such because they either don't fit an adult or sound like they are trying too hard, especially since my boyfriend and myself have fairly normal names. I think if I had a more unusual name I wouldn't worry as much about it. The biggest two names on my gp list for too cool factor would be Indigo for a boy and Xanthe for a girl.
A few of my own favorite names that I don't worry about being too cool which you listed are there! Like Thatcher, which I love despite it being an occupational last name.