It’s about a guy who turns another guy into a f–king human walrus. As weird as it is in my head when I talk about it, they finally sent me the costume designs by Robert Kurtzman, and I was like, "Holy sh-t, it’s a monster movie, I had no idea." I thought I was making a kind of sister thriller to Red State. As soon as I saw the designs, I go, "Of course this is a monster movie and he’s Dr. Frankenstein."

Tusk will star Michael Parks as the mad scientist who forcibly turns another human being into a walrus — this literally sounds like The Human Centipede for stoners — and production will begin on Oct. 21. If there aren't tons of amazing set photos, this was all for nothing.