Today Allen responded to critics in a Twitlonger titled “Privilege, Superiority and Misconceptions.” Allen explained that she was sadly too insecure to satirically twerk in her video, owing to a lack of dance skills and an abundance of cellulite. (The non-satirical injustice of this insecurity is the main theme of “Hard Out Here.”) “The video is meant to be a lighthearted satirical video that deals with objectification of women within modern pop culture,” she wrote. “It has nothing to do with race, at all.” A fine response, if a little myopic, as most people thinking about objectification believe the race and gender issues therein are inextricable. As of press time, the “Lily Allen Has a Saggy Pussy” balloons were still unanimously beloved.