THE STRISCIA POMPEII R
You’re in control, driving and all is calm and luxurious inside your Pompeii but you press the pedal further and suddenly you hear the roar of a 6.1 liter V8 with twin turbos pushing 650hp as the car erupts, going into hyperspeed, you can barely hold your excitement as you put the pedal all the way down to the floor and you speed past the 200km/h mark and it keeps on going, accelerating, soon you’re up to 210, 220, 230, 240 and then you have to brake for the corner, you suddenly become aware that your son is screaming his lungs out and crying and a cop is chasing you, telling you to pull over but you’re still the happiest man alive because you just drove the all new Striscia Pompeii R.

Last time we entered a Bridgid (joint brand between mat1476 and I), it was insta-binned for “eye watering” maintenance costs (and some divisive looks). If it survives that test, I think it will do ok this round.
.* starts sweating in fuel economy *