Dr. Em and Princess WeeWee are sisters raised by a pair of free spirited hippies. One sister rebelled to become a world renowned psychiatrist; specializing in phobias. The other sister embraced the possibility of ideals and became an award winning artist. Both sisters hold a very low tolerance for idiocy and work in their own way to address and combat the common sense challenged. These pages chronicle their adventures and observations.

It's a good thing I love you sweetie, because this was a serious fail.

I'd like to tell you that I put on rubber gloves, moved the couch and removed the half-eaten bird I can only imagine was brought in by one of my lovely kids, but, well, that just wouldn't be me. Instead I called an exterminator who promptly laughed at me and then had my gardener come over and remove the offensive smell.

So, here I sit in a home that only sort of smells like rotting flesh with 4 babies, each of whom is the probable perpetrator, wondering where exactly I went wrong with my life.