No worries, it probably deserves a post of its own, I'm just too lazy. The nice thing about this story is it changes nothing. People who don't like Griffin point to it, people who love him say this is all from sources who have an ax to grind. First Michael Phelps, now this. At what point do we declare a Subway Spokesperson curse?

Fox or CBS had Jared from Subway on a playoffs halftime show this weekend. Several hosts and Jared all held up something called Subway Black Cards. I looked them up, and they are eat-here-for-free-forever cards Subway gives some VIPs.

That's an odd thing to talk about on an expensive promotional segment: Eat at Subway -- but not for free like us, because you don't rate one of these.

I looked them up, and they are eat-here-for-free-forever cards Subway gives some VIPs.

The ironic thing about this is that VIPs, who likely can afford options, could go literally anywhere else and get a better sandwich. Give this to someone on welfare and it's a big deal - give it to someone who actually eats there and it might actually be used more than, say, a $100 gift card.