This might be a dumb question but — how can you not not blare AC/DC? It’s impossible. Highway to Hell requires you to have the volume up as high as possible. I’m pretty sure it’s in the Constitution. Sure throwing a frying pan is frowned upon but pointing your speakers out your door and maxing out the volume at 1o’clock in the morning is as American as apple pie.

Let me start by saying obviously locking someone in a car and setting them on fire is not the best idea but I’ll be damned if I don’t respect Ulysses. You know how many times I break my own promises. Every Sunday trying to tell myself to drink a little less, eat healthier foods, work out more, buckle down in life. Those promises usually last until lunch on Monday. But not Ulysses Chapman. When he says he will light you on fire if you don’t shut up then there is a 100% chance you will have severe burns on your arms and legs unless you shut your yapper. Ulysses is a better man than me . . . minus the whole setting human beings on fire thing.

P.S. Hindsight is always 20/20 but when you are dealing with a Florida man named Ulysses Chapman who has been arrested 23 times and is holding to a five gallon tank of gasoline saying he is going to set you on fire if you don’t shut up . . . probably not the best time to try and call his bluff.

P.P.S. If you don’t think my new fake name is Ulysses Chapman you are out of your mind.