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1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N’SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whopping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black people know but Hispanic people won’t admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people in a car to considered too many.
7. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly thought the store is not normal.

10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but Black people won’t admit

1. O.J. did it
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will not be President.
7. Red is not a kool-aid flavor it’s a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be wroth more that your car.

Hey Its Matt, The Parachute Promo Video Competition closes tomorrow 9AM!!! I desperately need votes to win this competition its real close I’m just 2nd and like 10 votes away from 1st Place // I’m entry 5, REMEMBER ENTRY 5 VOTE on this link http://poll.pollcode.com/WHa, Please Vote I want heaps of people to see my Video at the music festival and to win . Also get all your mates to vote You can Vote Once a Day So Please Vote 2 day and tomorrow Morning for Entry 5 on the above link Thanks From matt :p

Hey its matt I need you help Ive just enterd a compitition kk and I need votes.VOTE FOR ENTRY 5 THATS THE ONE I ENTERD KK plz (((THIS IS IMPORTANT))) VOTE FOR ENTRY 5 (((entry5)(entry5))) on this link http://websites.parachutemusic.com/f... my 1 is the best n e ways kk also get all you m8tz to vote for entry 5, I need ya help Im a finalist Thanks GOD bless matt