The Useless Movie Quotes Test

Blockbuster Regular

You scored 69%

They know your name at Blockbuster don't they?
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-American Pie
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
-Fight Club
Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
-Office Space
R: How do you write women so well? MU: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
-As Good As It Gets
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by a horrible cunt... me!
-Snatch
HE: You know, I think you're a very special unit. IW: That's sweet. HE: I hope we get to know each other better. IW: Yeah, me too. HE: Do you swallow?
-Me, Myself, & Ireene
But what if the Guarantee Fairy's a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.
-Tommy Boy
RG: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow. AM: We don't have a cow, we have a bull. RG: I'm...gonna brush my teeth.
-King Pin
He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.
-Mystery Men
They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.
-Get Shorty
No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
-Pulp Fiction
JL: Isn't that what makes a man? TD: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.
-The Big Lebowski
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
-Snatch

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

Maybe you should get a Blockbuster pass and stop watching re-runs of Fragile Rock.
-She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-AMERICAN PIE.
-I haven't been fucked ... Read more

Not bad, but you're missing out on some good flicks.
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-American Pie
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
-Figh... Read more

They know your name at Blockbuster don't they?
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-American Pie
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
-Fight Club... Read more

They know your name at Blockbuster don't they?
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-American Pie
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!
-Fight Club... Read more