Really, folks, could he do any worse than what we've had in the White House for the last fifty years or so? It would probably at least be fun to listen to his speeches.

And who knows? After the Praetorians slaughtered everything Caligula-shaped in the palace and dragged crazy old Claudius out from under the stairs and made him emperor on a lark, he didn't do half badly by Rome...

Good grief - eye-spy with my little Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence eye ... I thought I saw this in a SNL skit where a prison-self-educated "lawyer" puts together a long verbal sentence containing no articles or nouns - or maybe it was Mad TV...

I don't know what you guys have against this man. He's a genius! Sure, he would screw up our government, but we'd be able to watch a man in a tin-foil beanie give a State of the Union address. He claims there are two governments and he owns one! He had my vote.

"The United States Government must regulate government sleepers and government regulations authorized thought, ideas, acts, actions, rights, wrongs, controversies, facts, issues and circumstantial evidence through intelligence research, law research, law enforcement research and criminal law research implementing ROTC communications research innovating education national and international."

If you can dig down deep enough, beyond the void of syntax, punctuation, and a woeful lack of sentence structure or organized thought, you get this little tidbit: "49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing."

Tamara:This is without a doubt the ....OMG words are failing me! This is about the funniest damned thing I've seen on the Interblob this year. Obama better look over his shoulder, Mercer's coming up quick.