Slick Limerick

Note: A.ga.pe is three syllables.

John Moses assumed he was doing well.
You know only the absolute can tell.
His Agape, copy,
ranked totally sloppy,
At the gate Peter said, ”what’s that I smell?’
`T was certain girl from our poetry soup,
The one not in love with heavenly group,
from behind me she snickered,
and with Peter she bickered.
This is the total stinky pooh…err… scoop!
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==================PS "Just Kidding"
For and in Honor of Poet Destroyer
And Contest: Slick Limerick