OMG, people. Can you believe we're only a little over two weeks away from Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's big TV wedding? My DVR has been set for weeks now ... and I'm finally coming to terms with the fact that I'm probably not going to receive a paper invite in the mail. (Whatevs. I'm over it.)

But for guests who are privileged enough to make it onto the list and RSVP'd yes? To say they're in for a real treat is the understatement of the year. (Or at least the first couple weeks of the year.)

Ahhhh! Don't ya love it? They could've simply had the maid of honor and best man at the top followed by a list of bridesmaids and groomsmen -- but instead, they set it up just like high school yearbook superlatives. And my very favorite one out of the group are the first two:

The Best Man/Most Likely to End the Night Shirtless: Clay Silver

The Matron of Honor/Most Likely to Become "Cat Lady": Crista Osher

Most likely to end up shirtless? Man. I'd love to hang with that dude. He sounds like a trip. And the cat lady comment is simply priceless. Poor gal. She'll never live that one down.

You gotta love what a great sense of humor both Sean and Catherine have -- and if this is any indication of what types of antics guests are in store for on their big day, it's going to be one hell of a party. It really sounds like there will be no shortage of fun going on at this shin-dig -- which again, really makes me wanna go. (Is that really too much to ask?)

Let's be honest -- aside from the free food and booze (which hopefully comes in the form of an open bar) -- weddings can be kind of a drag sometimes. If you've been to one you've been to 'em all -- but Sean and Catherine's celebration is guaranteed to put average parties to shame.

Man. I hope we get to see some of the reception on TV in addition to the ceremony!