"my dick gets so big when I think about cats. I have this fantasy of just having a nice cat to masturbate with on my parent’s bed. I’d lay on my back, with my shorts at my ankles, and just slowly rub my cat’s soft hair and belly up and down against the bottom of my bouncing weiner. God, it feels so good. It makes me want to actually fuck my cat. But I know I shouldn’t because it would really hurt her. Yeah, I want a cat with an actual pussy. It’s kind of hot, right? When you see a cat’s pussy from behind? If my dick was smaller, I think it could actually work out. Sometimes I’ll lay out a saucepan and pour some milk into it. My cat will come over and start drinking and lapping her tongue in it. I then unzip my pants and almost secretly submerge my dong in the milk. I move over and eventually she gets to my schlong and when her little tongue comes into contact with the tip of my cock, I almost want to give her the money-shot right on her face." - Mark Chen