According to USA Today, Duchess Kate’s little sister, Pippa Middleton, 29, is so peeved about a pointed parody account on Twitter and the subsequent book, she’s called her lawyers. The spoof book is called When One is Expecting: A Posh Person’s Guide to Pregnancy and Parenting, and is clearly meant to take tongue-in-cheek advantage of Pippa’s relationship to the Duchess of Cambridge, about to give birth to her first baby any day now. As a result, the book, published a month ago with little notice, is being talked about in the British press, while racking up 52,000 followers on Twitter.

Kate Middleton and Prince William are disgusted with Pippa. It seems that no matter she does, whether it’s going on gun-toting drunken joyrides in Paris or sleeping around at the US Open, she’s getting the wrong kind of attention. That used to be Prince Harry’s job – but now he is getting help from the Pipster.

@PippaTips started off as a twitter account tossing wise cracks at the glistening socialite’s actual party planning book. The real Pippa, snags the spotlight again with her silly threats against a poor twitter account. The ADHD-ish Cambridge sister doesn’t find the competition humorous, but we don’t think Kate giving us a misleading expectancy date was royal either.

So what if Kim Kardashian is skinnier than most average Americans, and just had a baby less than two months ago. And who cares if her certified, self addressed “New Slave” baby’s daddy will go broke trying to impress his “superstar all from a home movie”. Is it wrong to wish she’d get a Twinkie addiction, let her sisters shine, and just raise her kid? Watching her twirl her millions, arguing with her family, sucking on a lollipop, wearing the latest form fitting fashions, just make you want to slap your school loan counselor, and everyone who encouraged you to waste your time going to college. Pippa Middleton should hook up with Rob Kardashian, because she’s acting like a member of the Kardashian clan.