Proposed law scheduled for a vote next week originally increased Americans’ e-mail privacy. Then law enforcement complained. Now it increases government access to e-mail and other digital files. Nudifier: Turn Any Photo Into a Hilarious Censored Nude. WordPress To Accept Bitcoins. Congresswoman asks Reddit community to help write bill targeted at bogus copyright takedowns. Microsoft’s New Data Center Will Be Fueled by Poop. Google Glass Could Be the Virtual Dieting Pill of the Future. Security researcher found guilty of conspiracy and identity fraud in ‘hackless’ AT&T iPad hack. Probable Rogue Planet Spotted. Copyright Troll Links to TorrentFreak, Antics Ensue. Valve’s Big Picture Could Be a Linux Game Console. Nanoparticles Stop Multiple Sclerosis In Mice.

Razer products now comes with spyware, uses Internet all the time, stop working when the connection drops. How a Reddit Rage Comic Saved a Man’s Life. Microsoft Has Software that will translate your speech into a different language, in your own voice. The Whisky Sampler Advent Calendar. Amazon Donates 2,000 Kindles To Wounded Veterans. New Jersey will let citizens displaced by Hurricane Sandy vote by email or fax. Copyright-Infringing Tweets Will Now Be “Withdrawn” Instead of “Disappeared Forever.” CBS finally embraces Hulu, signs licensing agreement for over 2,600 episodes. Towers Of Vegetables Go Up As Singapore Builds First Vertical Farm. DHS-FBI Bulletin: Indicators of Suspicious Behaviors at Hotels. All this plus this week’s Oh Asia You So Crazy!

Ferris Bueller’s Ferrari is up for auction. A militia group is up in arms about an Internet rumor. Google and Topeka formally trade names. Charles Lavoie recaptions every New Yorker cartoon with the caption “Christ, what an asshole!” A new gaming service allows you to have a “flirty” or “sexy” gaming experience. Three Fark Headlines of the Week and a new Off-Air Discussion topic.

You are cordially invited to take part in the funeral for our dearly departed from IE6. ABC pulls its channels from Cablevision. Ubisoft’s restrictive DRM has already been cracked. A new website will ship toiletries to your destination when you are preparing to travel. Topeka, KS changes its name to Google, find out why. A new type of dinosaur has been discovered. Microsoft shows off a game that runs seamlessly on Windows, Windows Phone, and Xbox. Roger Ebert has a new voice. All this and more!

DARPA creates synthetic creatures that can never die. Microsoft finally patches a 17-year-old bug. deleteyouraccount.com helps you properly delete your identity on various websites. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week, the Question of the Week, and Bonertron.

Sony puts a quad-SSD RAID 0 in a laptop. We discuss Conan O’Brien’s last episode on NBC. Microsoft confirms a 17 year old Windows vulnerability. The Nexus One censors your voice-to-text input. Spike Jonze released a short film about robot love. Garmin Voice Studio lets you create custom voices for your GPS device. Star Wars Galaxies shuts down 12 servers. All this and the Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.

Jack Thompson is in the news again. Guess who he’s suing this time. Google issues a cease and desist order to an Android Hacker. Microsoft reveals a new open source multi-core OS. Verizon takes a cheap shot at the iPhone. Marge Simpson poses for Playboy. Ryder loses his mind about the FloH club. Tesla is designing a van. All this, plus Fark Headline of the Week and the Question of the Week.