WarmingGlow covered Tracy Morgan’s appearance on Kimmell, which was very funny, but so was his Daily Show interview above. They don’t talk about the movie, but he does mention wanting to open a strip club with fat guys called “Chickendales.” Also, “I’m old school, I don’t be pullin’ out.”

Matt Damon set to play Robert Kennedy in a biopic. “Awright, which one a you hahd ons shawt my brothah?” Top of the list to play Sirhan Sirhan? You guessed it, Michelle Rodriguez. |DeadlineHollywood|

If you follow the clues and meet up with a guy in a “Tron Lives” shirt and punch the special code into the official website, you’ll get to see the Tron Legacy trailer! Or you could just wait for some giant dork to do that for you and watch it online a half hour later. If I see anyone in a Tron Lives shirt I’m pulling his pants down. |Techland|

Mickey Rourke is in talks to play Conan‘s father in Conan the Barbarian. Don’t do it, Mick. Aw, who am I kidding, I’ll still love you, as long as you’re still nice to small animals, swear, and continue to dress like a gay pirate. |Yahoo|

Jonah Hill is set for The Sitter, from Eastbound & Down/Pineapple Express director David Gordon Green. Sources say Hill was originally set to play The Stander, but quickly became fatigued. Haha, I love you, obvious fat jokes. |FilmSchoolRejects|

And finally, here are some pictures from the set of The Knockout, starring Gina Carano. She’s the only girl who can give me a raging boner, then karate kick it in half like a flimsy board. |photos at BloodyElbow, spy video at WatchKalibRun|

Join The Discussion

Hugh Grant has signed on to star in The Man Who Walked Up Jonah Hill And Came Down A Mountain.

02.25.10 at 5:01 pm

Jirish

Tracy Morgan is GD amazing. That is all.

02.25.10 at 5:04 pm

Jacktion!

That ESPN Magazine cover makes me want to get into shape, but I just wind up jerking off instead.

02.25.10 at 5:04 pm

Donkey Hodey

When the diabetes takes his legs, he’ll be the perpetual sitter.

02.25.10 at 5:09 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

I make ugly chicks bag up.

02.25.10 at 5:12 pm

Charlie Br0nze

What’s this “Sorry, videos aren’t currently available in your country.” bullshit? This isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia. To the SwitchProxy.

02.25.10 at 5:16 pm

Donkey Hodey

She’s the only girl who can give me a raging boner, then karate kick it in half like a flimsy board

Vince list of guys who fit that criteria is significantly longer.

02.25.10 at 5:17 pm

Jirish

Jacktion, just tape your laptop to your Roomba. That way you can accomplish both! Oh, don’t run around with your pants around ankles though, “sprained phallus” is about as fun as it sounds.

02.25.10 at 5:18 pm

Taco_Jones

They oughtta call it the HGH Issue.

02.25.10 at 5:19 pm

Fek'lhr

BETTA BE RESPECTING THE TRON PLANE, BITCH!

02.25.10 at 5:20 pm

The Veteran

Thank God the security guard shack im stuck in is away from the rest of the employees or else they’d think I was getting one of my flashbacks again. Hehe, hearts and minds.

02.25.10 at 5:27 pm

GlennBeckHasAIDS

When I get a raging boner I refer to my penis as Jake Lamotta

02.25.10 at 5:31 pm

Erswi

You didn’t get me down, Ray.

Not sure what that means now.

02.25.10 at 5:42 pm

ChinoMoreno

When I get a raging boner, I refer to myself as still got it goin’ on.

02.25.10 at 5:43 pm

Jacktion!

Dyslexic Natalie Imbruglia is Tron.

02.25.10 at 5:51 pm

Donkey Hodey

I’ve had a missing Boner since the Olympics started.

02.25.10 at 5:52 pm

Donkey Hodey

He’s in my basement.

02.25.10 at 5:54 pm

Crapbasket

Really Jack? An Imbruglia joke in 2010?

02.25.10 at 5:55 pm

Donkey Hodey

If you follow the clues and meet up with a guy in a “Tron Lives” shirt and punch the special…

I kinda stopped reading after this part. Now I’m in trouble for assault. :(

02.25.10 at 5:57 pm

Charlie Br0nze

Natalie Imbruglia is the only woman whoever successfully pulled off short hair. You’d have to ask George Lucas about who successfully pulled off Short Round.

02.25.10 at 6:30 pm

Jacktion!

Really Crappy? A comment without a typo?

02.25.10 at 7:37 pm

spazmodic

Uh-oh … imbroglio!

02.25.10 at 8:58 pm

Erswi

Anybody seen Natalie Imbruglia lately? I’d still hit it fo’ sho.

02.25.10 at 9:07 pm

Agua De Mipalo

I’m not into pain but I’d totally get into a cage match with her… as long as she were naked and oiled up and was not allowed to inflict pain on my genitals. Oh wait, wrong blog. I thought this was about Kirstie Alley.

But seriously, my penis would die happy to be out into submission by any and/or all of Gina Carano’s orifices. And yes, I said orifices so it’s not as vulgar. Bitches like that kind of thing, right?