They’re beautiful, they're fashionable, she’s musical, he’s athletic, both look great in their underwear, and they’re charitable to boot!!

So in light of the tragicTyphoon Haiyan, Victoria and David Beckham decided to open up their closets for all the devastated families in the Philippines.

But since handing out designer stilettoes and slinky dresses to typhoon victims wouldn’t do them any good, the celebrity couple donated MOUNTAINS of shoes and clothing to a local charity shop that will sell the items and send all proceeds to British Red Cross workers in the disaster zone.

AH-mazing!!!

The items went on sale in London this morning, and before the store even opened, there was already a line of Spice Girl and soccer fanatics wrapped around the block!!

Because who WOULDN’T want to get their hands on all those seXXXy petite-sized Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahniks? Or a suit that Mr. Beckham himself has squeezed himself into?? So hawt!!

This would be more amazing if they simply just donated the money. Celebrity philanthropy is such a farce. Always with the charity galas. They need to party and get blitzed before giving anything (if they even do) or put on a telethon to plead people for money. Or donate their crap to make other people sell it to get the money for victims. How long is that going to take? Victims of disasters don't have time to wait for proceeds from charity sales!