My first never crawled.....just went right on walking at 10 months......My second was so happy crawling (though he DOES have orthopedic problems) he didn't walk until about a week or so before his SECOND birthday.

FADE IN:

How nice of you to stumble by! If you're wondering what you're in for, here's the pitch:

Aspiring feature-film director meets the man of her dreams, marries and spends several years directing corporate blah blah and commercials and other fun stuff but not a feature, still not a feature and all the while she is waiting to have baby until dreams are fulfilled but suddenly realizes that the ovaries won't wait so finally has said baby but still has big dreams.

Will she finally get to direct that feature while she's up to her ass in diapers? Or will she get taken down by crushing Momma guilt, PPD, and the need for free babysitters that mean a move out of LA?

Stick around and find out!

STORY BY

Jane is gosh, who is Jane? A big-brained but not always smart smart-ass who loves her family and friends fiercely. I dream of making the next Star Wars or if not that at least the next Garden State.
The closest I've gotten to stardom is by directing the pilot episodes (as it were) of a pretty successful webseries called 'The Guild' www.watchtheguild.com. I'm looking forward to the massive success coming from my directing career (hello Secret) so that I can go out on the Motivational speaker circuit.
Oh and I started doing stand-up last year and g'damn that is fun. I should say I have a SUPER cute husband, and adorable and highly personable brown dog. April 2009 another cute creature joined our team. He is pretty high maintenance, but he seems pretty great.