Run! It's 'Shotgun' Sarah (Palin)

The International Penguin Association has just finished a three-month long research study. The study showed that penguins living in the North Pole had ten times more stress than their counterparts living in the South Pole.

The reason was because the penguins who live in the South Pole do not have to waste their time worrying about whether Sarah Palin might show up all of a sudden.