Synopsis: The UL gang hosts a party at Jesse's house (despite the party being called "Joey's Fucking House of Horrors"). A little dancing, drinking, eating and conversations and what not, and mysteries begin to arise.

Mystery I: The Case of the Missing Pizza Rolls

Nox, who just cooked himself some epic pizza rolls, needs to take a crap. As he sets the plate down and charges to the bathroom, a mysterious person swipes the plate. Nox, pissed like SHIT goes raging around with the guests, and it's up to Lizz and Johnny to figure out who done it. They question Jesse, Gke, Mizz, and even Nox himself. After a failed investigation, Lizz figures out it was Johnny who took the pizza rolls, just realizing those pizza rolls weren't taquitos.

Mystery II: The Case of the Missing X-Box Controllers

Jesse is playing and pwning peoples on his X-Box. Johnny comes in and wants to play, but someone stole the motherfucking remotes. Jesse searches the house, to no avail. All but one place: the cellar. Jesse knows it's haunted, but goes down anyway. He MUST pwn Johnny! Down there, he finds Susan, trying to destroy the X-Box controllers. Jesse cries out "Whhhhhhy?!", while Susan simply responds "BECAUSE YOU NO SPEND TIME WITH ME, HO."

Mystery III: The Case of the Disappearances

The UL gang notices Joey and Lizz are missing... You people should obviously know where the fuck they are, because we're always used as the butt of teh sex jokes. >_>