Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Enigmas

Rock mystery: At iTunes, type in "Message to The Boys" or "Pool and Dive" and the search turns up a link to the Replacements. Yet those songs and the new greatest hits album are, as of yet, nowhere to be found.

Comics mystery: Who will be teaching Introduction to the Graphic Novel at his alma mater this winter? Can his comic book purchases now be written off on his taxes? What is the answer to the extra credit question "Why is Krypto the Super Dog the most awesome ever of all time?"

Blog mystery: Where the hell have I been lately? One three-sentence post a week is bullshit.

Magazine mystery: Not has Andy Pemberton deservedly been fired from Spin, but rather, how could someone so painfully incompetent have been hired in the first place? Also: is firing enough in this case? Is there any way to incarcerate Pemberton, or strip him of his citizenship ? (UPDATE: okay, he's apparently British, but I don't care, strip that.) For the morbid, Spin and other former print titans gasping their last here.