The well-dressed martial artist

Depending upon your line of work, you may be familiar with the conventional bullet proof vest. Necessary perhaps, but hardly a fashion accessory. Well, not a problem anymore. There appears to be a recent trend in the manufacture of fashion conscious bulletproof clothing:

Made by none other than Steven Seagal's personal tailor, this look is sure to please the most discerning pistolero.

This is ok if you favor such styles as Steve S' Himalayan vests, but for those of us who must really dress to impress, we have The James Bond Suit:

Price is steep, but sure to come down over time. Would you buy one? How about bullet proof boxer shorts?