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Our Patron Saint

Our hearts were singing. It felt like Christmas time. 2000 miles is very far through the snow. I’ll think of you wherever you go. -The Pretenders

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! We’ve all been sitting around waiting for the next Michael Jordan. Begging for the next Michael Jordan. We’ve all been sitting around the Eastern Gate waiting and begging for the next Michael Jordan to come along riding in on his white horse to perform many great signs and wonders. While we’ve been waiting, LeBron James has done something His Airness himself has never done. While we’ve been waiting, LeBron James reached the 2,000-point mark for the fifth straight season.

Yes Virginia, MJ Scored 2,000 points in five straight seasons too, he just didn’t do it this early in his career. In fact, the last player with five-or-more consecutive 2,000-point seasons this early in his pro career was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. In fact, the last player with five-or-more consecutive 2,000-point seasons this early in his pro career was the scorinest summamabitch the NBA has ever seen. The scorinest summamabitch there’s ever been. A lean mean scoring machine.

So all the while, as we’ve been waiting for the next basketball savior, he’s been strolling down the lane in Cleveland leaving the obliterated in his wake. I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. You will know his name is LeBron James and before you know it, we will be waiting for the next him.