Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.

Have you been lying awake at night wondering how Jessica Alba will get thin again after giving birth to baby number 2 this month? Well: "I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered," she tells Lucky magazine. "But I also work out, so basically I'm starving. It sucks. I drink a lot…

Considering how totally publicized the breakup (and the aftermath of said breakup) of Hugh Hefner and his ex-finacée Crystal Harris has been, it's really hard to tell if this entire saga is one big production for mutually beneficial promotion (for both Playboy and Crystal Harris' aspiring pop music career). Crystal…

Mariah Carey is trying to make a deal with a tabloid for "tasteful" photographs of her twins. Mags like People and Ok! are vying to set something up, and a source says: "Mariah and Nick are more concerned with doing the right thing than going to the highest bidder… They're talking to a number of publications about…

Rebound! Hef is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other "babe," although it's possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him…

Crystal Harris continued her Runaway Bride press tour last night on Entertainment Tonight; it was her first television interview since announcing earlier this week that she would not marry Hugh Hefner as planned on Saturday. While she did try to cry during her interview, Crystal was mostly all smiles as she…

Each copy of Crystal Harris's July issue will have a "Runaway Bride" sticker on it. Ta-dah! Collector's edition. It's getting harder and harder to believe that Crystal calling off the wedding five days before the ceremony wasn't all part of the plan.

Yikes. Two men were arrested near the home of Joss Stone; they had in their possession swords, rope and a body bag, as well as maps and aerial photos of Joss's secluded property. Horrifying. Luckily, police were called when neighbors spotted the two men acting suspiciously near the 24-year-old singer's rural home.…

Crystal Harris's very first wedding — and Hugh Hefner's third — had been scheduled for Saturday, but now it may never happen. According to reports, the Playboy Playmate of the Month (December 2009) got into a fight with Hef over the phone. After she hung up, she promptly packed and moved out.

Crystal Harris is reportedly carrying on with Dr. Phil's son Jordan McGraw, engaging in some PDA—kissing and hand-holding—recently at Chateau Marmont, according to Life & Style. The 24-year-old pair met through Organica, the record label for which Jordan worked as Crystal's music producers (she's an aspiring recording…

With the news that Hugh Hefner, 84, became engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Crystal Harris, over the holiday weekend, we're left thinking about his former-number-one girl Holly Madison, and how she got fucked in the ass—figuratively and literally.

At a concert on Sunday Marilyn Manson blew phlegm from his nose all over the stage (there's video). The next day he wrote on Facebook: "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU..."