You on the diving board ... THAT is the Swamp Thing. Or the creature from the Black Lagoon.... although I must say you are posing quite nicely for the camera.... must be because it was a media stunt and you kinda had to behave yourself!! Or trying to make yourself look respectable with all that rubber stuff stuck all over your head. Ha!

Moose aren't noted to be the brightest of creatures.... probably couldn't quite figure out who the cutie patootie was, so decided to test the waters with a good boinking.... and since 'she' didn't run away, 'she' must have liked the big guy!

If you become a Platypus, you could have reeds or some kind of water plants as accessories.... go 'green' instead of plastic... but I guess that wouldn't really go with your image, now would it? Mr. Withinus Withoutii...

The world of Farcebook

I have kids on Farcebook. And friends. And a fiance. And all are very intelligent human beings.

I am on Farcebook myself. But it is the TV of life now. It is the simple, devoid of ideas, unintelligent way of humans communicating. I am not saying people who don't Farcebook are any more intelligent, necessarily.

They are people who , I believe, are like newspaper readers are to television viewers --people of more depth -- and I mean that with no disrespect.

And they are people who need and want more depth, not less, in their lives.