This week, Mr. Tanier compares the Lions and Browns to geishas (which is probably an insult the geishas, football-wise), finds Saints covered in Fudge, and disagrees with the notion that Vince Young is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Tanier, the only way that Jamaal Fudge should get onto the field for the Falcons is if either DeCoud (FS) or Coleman (SS) get injured. Against the multiple WRs, you're much more likely to see Tye Hill at CB, with some shuffling with Brent Grimes and Chevis Jackson, last year's nickel CB who hasn't been able to hold onto that position. FYI, William Moore barely practiced this season due to numerous injuries before being put on IR this week.

Mr. Tanier, Not to challenge an undeniable expert on these things, but are you sure Belichick laughs "muah-ha-ha?" I always thought it was more of a "bwa-ha-ha," myself. Maybe that's only when he's rubbing his hands together and tying virgins to train tracks.