Apr. 22nd, 2011

Apr. 22nd, 2011

It used to be that my husband would only watch black and white art movies, like Grey Gardens. Then, suddenly and mysteriously, about eight years ago, he also started watching terrible horror movies. Every once in a while, I poke him to defend them, but he can't.

Him: The director's coming out with a post-apocalyptic vampire movie.Me: Wow, nobody's ever done that before.Him: But this one is different!Me: Why is it different?Him: I don't know, it just is! I'm not a film critic.