My Last Sarah Palin Blog

Ok, this is my last Sarah Palin blog. I know, you are thinking not again, but you need to understand that Sarah Palin’s exit from the National Life is a calamity for unseasoned comics.

Lets just pretend that Sarah Palin runs for President in 2016, campaigns in towels, (like she did for her campaign staff) and that all heterosexual males just gets mesmerized, and vote for her. Even the 7 year olds. And she becomes The President.

So Newsweek reported that Sarah Palin does not know the difference between Countries and Continents. She could not understand why Africa is a Continent, and that the NAFTA was signed by different countries. So why deal with confusing countries in the Visa Numbers? Just delete the country quota, make it one world. India and China just became current. Yay!

Then, no one in her administration understands the complicated ETA 9089. Lets KISS her and Keep It Simple Stupid.

This is my proposed ETA 9089 Form for 2016.

1. Do you have a job (any job) open?
2. Can you pay for a job, (any job)?
3. Is the alien qualified to do a job (any job)?
4. Is the Alien good looking?
5. Will the Alien have sex without contraception?
6. Do you believe in Guns, Christian God and will you exterminate the Gays?

If thew answer to all the above is yes, then the alien has an interview with the District Office.