Category: Discredit by quotation

Why can't someone — ANYONE — engage this disingenuous @presssec and tell her, "Look, you have been caught in a lie. Why do you lie to us every day? Why do you hold these briefings with no other purpose than to lie to the American people? Do you have a soul?"

If Bill Schmalfeldt possesses even one atom of self awareness, then his black tongue would have rotted and dropped out of his skull decades ago. We already know this lying piece of shit doesn’t believe in a Supreme Being (except maybe Diana Ross), and like the Devil (maybe “like” isn’t quite nearly on the nose as another word, but let’s go with it) he only quotes Scripture for his own purposes, and very poorly at that.

Part Three:

As Bill Schmalfeldt has often asked his untouchable adversaries while trying his many LOLSUITS in Twitter Court: “Who do you think a judge is going to believe?”

Trump has been making a grand show in the last couple days distancing himself from Manafort. "He was only with us a short time." I can't see where Manafort has any reason to not cooperate. If Manafort has any Instinct for self-preservation, he needs to flip.

In order to be certain that what he has to say reaches its intended destination without any ability to claim that it was unintentionally or intentionally “lost” in cyberspace or meatspace, he would prefer to communicate with you via Certified Mail, Restricted Delivery, Return Receipt Requested only.

To avoid confusion.

Be a man and answer me directly.

Where can Your Daddy Hoge find you?

Quit sucking your thumb, be a man and answer me directly.

And before you deflect, and ask me what MY address is, just keep in mind that I am merely a neutral go-between in this little conflict…an interested observer, shall we say?

And besides, you seem to believe with all your heart that you already know my address. Actions speak louder than words, so step right up and prove it, O Talker of Big Game From Under The Porch.

I’ll even give you a DOOM CLOCK like you gave Sonoran Conservative. Since we all know already that you’re a racist, sexist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, terrorist-sympathizing, hateful, lying weeping pussy faker, I’ll give you until Close of Business YESTERDAY to prove otherwise.

…suddenly swerved into Iowa and instantly became an overbearing, pretentious, crude, anti-Semitic, woman-hating, poop-loving, Cub Scout obsessed, lying, racist expert on Iowa politics without even having established residency?

Thank you, Gov. Reynolds, for being so eager to waste Iowa taxpayer money to protect us from the rampaging hordes of perhaps dozens of women and children who are seeking safety. Money well spent. Make sure you save a few bucks to help farmers bring killed by tariffs. #wisdom

Yeah! Boy! Those are Mexican sure are dangerous, huh? Your vast experience as a rancher in Nogales comes shining through in your comment. But you know what scares nr? Farmers who have been working their family land for decades, losing everything because they supported Trump.

Of course, you’re an expert in EVERYTHING, judging by the way you were already spouting on #returntonodak politics before you even left the Inflat-a-skank behind forever in South Carolina, having failed to separate her from family the way you did Captive Nurse 1.0.

Say, how bad did you screw over that North Dakota newspaper anyway, you fickle, worthless sack of pig vomit?

Dunning-Kruger is a helluva drug!

Looking forward to the day in May when KDSN wishes you into the radio cornfield…though I’m sure the papers will be served before that happens.

Would whoever is looking at https://t.co/QTkCzzofBA send @wjjhoge a note and identify yourself? Every time someone looks at his dreadful blog he assumes it's me. I'm just not as "into" him as he is with me, and it makes him say crazy things. Thanks. #paranoia#senile

Also, check out my Twitter Feldtdown whinging about this person who doesn’t matter to me SO MUCH that I read his blog every fucking day.

Out of the hundreds of times that WJJ Hoge III tried to tag me with a criminal charge for the high crime of using an @ front of his name on Twitter, he only came close once. He writes about that adventure on https://t.co/cT1BfVtGBu blog this morning. /1

Of course, he's lying. He was never told by any federal agency to present an email from me to the Carroll County District Court for pressing of charges. That is a blatant lie. The reason I contacted him in the first place was because he posted a blog entry… /2

… about his wife being diagnosed with cancer. Although he did have a standing no contact order against me because the snowflake was scared of seeing the @ in front of his name on Twitter, I made the mistake of showing some human compassion for his wife's sake. /3

My last full-time job before retiring was as a writer-editor at the National Institutes of Health clinical Center. I worked for the office that coordinates and schedules patients for clinical trials. I offered to do what I could to cut through red tape if Hoge and his wife…/4

… were interested in pursuing a clinical trial to treat her cancer. That very night he had the police at his house, so that calls bullshit on his story about being told buy a federal agency to file the charge. /5

Out of the nearly 400 charges Hoge tried to pin on me, this is the only one that wasn't dismissed outright. It went to trial, wasting God knows how much money, and I was found not guilty. Yes. I faced trial for offering to help my adversary's wife get treatment. /6

His wife eventually died, but at least my conscience is clear that I didn't withhold information from an enemy that may have benefited his wife if she chose to use it. Hoge never likes to talk about that. Likewise, he never mentions…/7

… that the two times he sued me, he lost on the merits – not on jurisdictional issues, but on the rightness or wrongness of the charges he presented. That never gets mentioned in his nightly dragging out of years old blog posts meant to stir up hatred against me. /8

WJJ Hoge III is a sad, bitter old man who hates his life, his son, and his lack of real-life purpose. He lives for the adulation of a small cadre of anonymous commenters who egg him on by stoking his mortally-wounded ego. /9

Take away his hatred, he would feel nothing. Take away his urge to be a nettle in the hide of people he believes have wronged him, he would have nothing left to do but die. Therefore, I blame myself for giving him reason to live. He doesn't deserve it.

Before all else, I want to tip my hat to Sonoran Conservative for his excellent commentary on the Bill Schmalfeldt rant below. If you haven’t already checked it out, I recommend you do so.

I have a somewhat different take, which I was unable to address yesterday thanks to real world commitments.

After the complete rant, read on:

Yes, Aaron. I was “misdiagnosed” by an expert on the subject 18 years ago today. In that time I learned how to fake misfiring neurons in my brain to FOOL doctors who were doing my deep brain stimulation. But the Hogewash Neurology Council says I’m faking it. How can one argue?

A man who cleans the dogshit from his wife’s kennels is also an expert on progressive neurological disorders? Imagine my surprise. Now scoop up that shit, Doggy Style before your wife gets sore!

Seems to me that if anyone seriously believes I am faking my diagnosis, they owe it to the taxpayers to contact the Office of Personnel Management and DEMAND that they review my case. Contact Social Security, too. Be ready to identify yourself and provide proof. Cowards. #DARE!

I’m sure that the professionals at OPM and Social Security will be more than happy to take the word of anonymous cowards and a shit-encrusted kennel cleaner over the evidence obtained from actual medical professionals. Trump-sucking morons!

Now, before Hoggy’s soft-skulled amen choir goes running to the OPM and Social Security to disclose the “fraud” they say I am perpetrating on the government, a word of advice. They won’t listen to anonymous people. And providing false info to a federal agency is a felony. Ready?

I mean, if you are SURE I am “faking” my 18-year struggle with Parkinson’s, how can you call yourself a PATRIOT if you let me get away with it? You OWE it to AMERICA to turn me in. Step up, state your name, provide your proof. Unless you are afraid. You aren’t AFRAID, are you?

I encountered this very interesting exchange on Twitter last night. It started with a real, working, stand-up comedienne named Jen Kirkland:

The "why women aren't funny" statement Hitchens made years ago is coming into focus that it isn't that we aren't funny—it's that men lack an ability to see life through our experience, & lack the empathy to want to try. In other words, they don't get the joke & never wanted to.

I don’t particularly agree with that statement. I have said before that I think all humor is subjective. Not everyone loves the Three Stooges. Not everyone loves to be preached at. Everyone’s wheelhouse is different. It’s a matter of individual taste.

What really interested me was THIS reply:

Women who say "men think this and do that" are as credible as men who say "women think this and do that" and whites who say "blacks do this and think that" and blacks who say "whites do this and think that." The problem is our racist, patriarchal system. Let's fix THAT!

What DUMBFUCK is saying is “You’re making a hasty generalization in response to a hasty generalization.”

And that’s actually a fair criticism. It’s not a criticism that feminists want to hear in this case, but it’s fair.

But then he goes on to set up and fight a strawman of his own: the “racist patriarchy.”

Big with the buzzwords, no so much with logic, our DUMBFUCK. Also, REALLY BAD MEMORY.

Perhaps he’s forgotten how he got kicked off that virulent rightwing website, DailyKos. He was responsible for the now-famous ANAL RAPE SATIRE that was so poorly received that it took a day of calling his readers idiots plus ANOTHER DIARY specifically to call those readers idiots some more and to invite everyone too stupid to appreciate his satirical brilliance just to stop reading his diaries, kthxbai – to get him permabanned by Markos himself, that rightwing fuckhead.

So to recap the action so far: we have Jen Kirkland calling out men – #YesAllMen – for not understanding her jokes, followed by Bill Schmalfeldt – he of the “you’re all too stupid to understand my brilliant satire about ASS RAPE” – responding with

Women who say "men think this and do that" are as credible as men who say "women think this and do that" and whites who say "blacks do this and think that" and blacks who say "whites do this and think that." The problem is our racist, patriarchal system. Let's fix THAT!

So, women saying "men think this and men do that" is OK, but men saying "women think this and women do that" is wrong? A little less condescension on your part, Cat, might be conducive to an enlightening discussion.

What are the odds that Cat West checked out Bill Schmalfeldt on the Google Machine (the first hit is the first hit) before responding to his attempt to impart his perceived wisdom into that conversation?

“Smash teh pay-tree-ark-ee!!”

Pro-tip: it’s not

“I’m just a dumb old man with a pesky “y” chromosome and all”

that causes no one to take you seriously…

It’s simply:

“I’mjust adumbold man with a pesky “y” chromosome and all”

…and everyone knows it.

And when you drop into a serious (or even an unserious) conversation and your contribution amounts to “I put on my shoes today without falling off the bed,” well…the pool of everyone just gets that much larger.

Are we up to a hundred “final” warnings yet from the Mendacious Manatee of Myrtle Beach?

Tiresome little twat.

On a related note…for as vociferously as he contests the notion that he does not have PD, in spite of all his self-contradictory statements, I don’t think I’m the only one who has noticed that he hasn’t posted a single mention of the Shrine of the Holy Resting Place of the Ashtray Soulmate, the Blessed Saint Gail of the Clockwork Urn. In point of fact, I don’t think he has ever denied the allegations that he left her behind in the Midwest (and the capricious currents of the Mississippi River) when he went chasing strange down in Dixieland.