Overheards Blog

’18 #1 in Astro: “You look like you’re about to boot.”’18 #2: “Yeah but I took a Sudafed.” DDS worker #1: “Why don’t you change your name to Samuel, I’ll change mine to Jackson, and then we’ll be Samuel Jackson!”DDS worker #2: “You should change yours to Jack-Off, then at least it’ll be accurate.” ’18: “Why would you work on a Sunday night when you could provide the rugby team with Facetime?” ’18: “My mom went to Harvard, so, you know...” ’18: “I’m obviously not twenty-one, but I’m also obviously not a cop.” ’16: “I’m not the hip one.”’18: “BUT YOU HAVE A NOSE RING!” ’18: “I like mine wonky.”

’18: “Getting the money from suing someone would be nice, but there would just be too much paperwork for it to really be worth it.”
’18 overheard on FFB: “Hi, I’m [name], this is [name] and we have the lowest grades in the class.

’18:"Oh my god, that pisses me off so much I think I might have to make a Facebook post about it."
’16:"I have no interest in indoor sex anymore."
Prospie’s dad loudly narrating his son’s entrance into Baker:"Future Dartmouth student walking in!"
Girl #1 in KAF line:"I did the entire Dartmouth Seven literally in one night."Girl #2:"You should graduate with honors."
Psych prof:"If you get overweight, you can get body fat."
’16 #1:"You think it would be possible to shotgun a keg if you found someone strong enough?"’16 #2:"Yeah, it’s called a keg stand."
’16:"The best head starts in the ankles."
Overheard in Foco:"I’m hungrier than a child in Somalia."
’17:"When you say 'gov,' I hear 'wannabe history."

'18: "Maybe someday we'll have gif composites."
German professor: "You flipped two letters—instead of writing 'a cheap watch,' you wrote 'a cheap whore.'"
Freshman’s Dad: "You still want to go to the florist, right, honey?"Freshman’s Mom: "Yeah, King Arthur Flour."
'19: "I've never struggled for anything."
'16: "The one thing I’ll never buy on the black market is plastic surgery."
Girl in Novack: "I have booty shorts with my name on them, but it's misspelled."
'16 #1: "I forgot to pay for my roll at Novack because I put it in my pocket."'16 #2: "Okay, Aladdin"

’18 on the phone:"You should ask grandma if she can make you some sick edibles."
’18:"Sometimes I’m afraid to ask questions because they know I’m stupid but they don’t know I’m that stupid."
’19: “I’m getting a test for Celiac’s this week… this might be the last beer of my life.”
’18:"I like clothing choices that emphasize that I’m unique but also like, not poor."
Alumnus:"The journal I edited in law school was totally b-side."
’19 to prospie:"I’m from California, and we drive everywhere there, so when I came here I have to actually walk to get food so I eat more to account for the calories I burn walking to get food from my dorm."
Man #1:"Did you charter a private plane the entire way?"Man #2:"No, just from Johannesburg to the safari."
Chemistry prof:"The answer is 66%, which is above the median on our last exam, so not bad."
’18 on his first crush:"She was the reason I got a MySpace."
’18 on his EARS major crush:"I want him to love me as much as he loves rocks."
’19:"Is Psi U basically the KKG of frats?"
’19 #1:"SAE is an ‘animal house’ frat."’19 #2:"I know a lot of guys outside of Psi U but I don’t know them like inside Psi U"

Midterms: Have fun trying to explain to your friends back home why you call it "midterm 3" instead of "exam 3."
Semi: When your date tells you the theme is The Disney Channel but it's actually The Discovery Channel.