By way of initiation to life at Arsenal, Santi Cazorla’s new team-mates
invited him last week to perform a song for their enjoyment, and his
humiliation. The Spanish playmaker, sad to say, resorted to the obvious. “I
did the Macarena,” the 27-year-old said, with a broad grin. “It’s quite easy
to do and people seem to like it.”

That is debatable; but if such a selection does not say much for the
27-year-old’s musical tastes, at least he is in good company. When faced
with exactly the same hazing ritual after his arrival at Chelsea a little
more than a