Massive Chicken-Wing Spill Shuts Down Detroit Freeway

Part of I-75 in southwest Detroit was shut down early this morning due to a very delicious accident. At around 1:30 a.m., a semi truck carrying hundreds of boxes of chicken wings crashed into the median, scattering chicken all over the road. It’s taken hours for crews to clear up the scene, presumably because they can’t stop eating thewings.