It’s not a stretch to say it’s “D”, all of the above. The chicken fell asleep, then tried to look like it was working hard after it jolted awake, THEN afterward said, “The hell with this.” and lit the place on fire.

I’m just trying to figure out if he had the gas can handy in a drawer or something. Where does one keep that, next to the pencils?

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I have a feeling I’m failing the IQ test for spending too much time on this question.

I had a desk over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, and they switched from Swingline to the Boston Stapler and that’s not ok… if they try to take it from me I could set the building on fire.