People Who Treated Their Last Day Of Work Like You Treat Your Garbage Can

The last day of work is bittersweet. On the one hand, you’re leaving some people you’ve bonded with for years and will thoroughly miss. On the other hand, you’re leaving people you want to stab in the eye with a fork.

Celebrating your new path in life is important, but exacting revenge on your arch-nemesis is important too. The people in this article prove that ‘goodbye cakes’ are completely overrated and unnecessary when you’re creative and stop caring about what your co-workers think of you. We’re all living vicariously through these badasses on their last day of work.

Seeking Revenge On All Your Work Enemies

This is such a brilliant idea. This guy came into his last day of work locked and loaded with revenge on his mind.

Susan from HR is about to get a face full of NERF bullets for the way that she treated him throughout his time at the company. It’s perfect because it won’t hurt too much, but it’ll get his point across. Coming up, someone was fed up with a co-worker stealing their milk so they took some desperate preventative measures, and it’s hilarious.

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

On your last day of work, you don’t have time for the BS of having your milk stolen from you.

You stop caring about what others think and just bring a lockbox to put it in. This is aggressive, but stealing someone’s milk is no innocent offense. Coming up, a shrine that perfectly sets the mood for your final work-walkout.

The Last Supper, Thank God

These co-workers decided to give their fleeing friend a Last Supper that was only matched by the original way back when.

This guy should be VERY skeptical about the food and drink choices. There could be poison in ANY of the items. It’s happened before, and it can easily happen again. There’s no stopping a bitter employer.

A Shrine Of All Shrines

This is a necessary last day memorial. It sets the tone accurately and perfectly portrays the loss that this company is feeling.

Shrines like these are also necessary for when your friend gets into a relationship. You know that they’re no longer going to be around anymore and there needs to be a time of mourning. If you’re going to bring a cake on your last day, make sure you bring the one that’s just ahead, because it’s perfect.

“We Helped You Pack Your Office”

This probably isn’t exactly what this guy thought when his co-workers told him that they packed his office.

This would be a simple solution for me. I’m setting the rest of the office on fire. I understand there are steps that should be taken before that, but I need my point to be driven home that I’m not happy.

“It’s Not Me, It’s You”

It’s important that your co-workers know that they’re losing an important asset when you leave.

You don’t want them thinking that they’re the big winners in this transition of employment. Coming in with a cake that says “Sorry for your loss” is a perfect way to portray that image. Just ahead, a prank that is literally nightmare material and you’ll need to check your pants after seeing it.

When The Final Day Frustration Boils Over

This is what happens when you’re on your last day and every little thing your co-workers do make you unnecessarily angry.

It’s true though — there’s nothing more unprofessional than having a Comic Sans poster on a door. At LEAST pick Times New Roman. This is an unnecessary fight that you only pick if you’re out the door in a few hours.

Yeah That’s A Nope For Me

A co-worker decided that putting this creepy picture in the ceiling was a good idea, and it absolutely wasn’t.

If I look up and see this in my office, I’m taking the next red-eye to outer space and never coming back. That is nightmare material. Coming up, someone decided to get real LOW at their office for their last day, and it’s kind of a great idea.

Susan, We’ve Had Enough Of Your Fish

Can we just talk about those co-workers who literally live in their own world and don’t think about the people around them?

Anyone who microwaves fish in the kitchen should be charged with a felony. It should be a law that you can’t bring seafood to work. The smell is mortifying and this sign needs to be in every workplace.