The funny thing is i never new i was ( jff )

It has come to my attention that for the curvy lady that i am, i am extremely accurate at stealth ninja style walking haha... When lo falls asleep i can slip out of the room like a snake on ice.. No sound made at all.. I even know what floor boards not to stand on and ive even seen myself jump into the shadows if lo stirs.. Quick as a rabbit,quiet as a mouse and nimble as a class one dark ninja.. Just call me shadow master hahaah.. Anyone else perfect a super human skill all in the name of PEACE,QUIET AND ME TIME ???

I have developed super human senses! I can see in the dark in a bid to keep lights off and not risk waking lo. I can hear her cry/ whimper when even in a deep sleep and I can smell her poo when In a different room

I think I'm just the worlds lightest sleeper. We have 3 kids (7,5 and 8months) the older 2 have their own rooms and dd2 is in with us. I wake up if any of them so much as roll over in bed.great for if they are ill etc but not so much fun if they are in fidgety moods. X

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