BONUS JOKES:

(1) An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the college flagpole when an English professor happened by."What are you doing?", he asked."We need to know the height of the flagpole", explained the engineer, "and we're discussing the various formulas we might use to calculate it."

Stunned, the English professor proceeded to pull the pole from its fitting, laid it on the ground, borrowed a measuring tape, and announced, "Twenty-four feet exactly." He put the pole back where it had been and walked away."English professors!", sneered the mathematician."We asked him for the height and he gave us the length."

(2) Father: Son, why do you dislike taking a bath so much?Son: Oh, Daddy! The whole idea is so ridiculous. The body already contains so much of water.

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(1) Three men applied for the job of a detective: a blond, a Jew and an Italian.The chief decides to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon the answer. When the Jew arrives for his interview, the chief asks him, '" Who killed Jesus Christ?" He answers without hesitation, "The Romans killed him." The chief thanks him and he leaves.When the Italian arrives for his interview, the chief asks him the same question. He replies, "Jesus was killed by the Jews." The chief thanks him also and he leaves.Finally, the blond arrives for his interview and was asked the same question. He thinks for a long time before saying, "Can I have some time to think about it?" The chief says, "Okay, but get back to me tomorrow."When the blond comes back to his home, his wife asks, "How did the interview go?" Pat comes the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder!"(2) A man sees an epitaph in a cemetery which reads: 'Here lies an honest man and politician.'"Shame", he cries, "two people in the same grave!"

Sheldon Cooper: A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The barman replies, "For you, no charge."Did you get it?Leonard Hofstadter: Yes Sheldon, I got it.More: How To Hide Without Being Noticed

BONUS JOKES:

(1) A blond was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he came to the column 'salary expected'. He was not sure as to what was to be filled there. After much thought he write, "Yes, please!".(2) "My wallet got picked in the bus today, but my wife saved my money", Nick tells his friend.His friend, bewildered, asks, "How? Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?""No, no. She wasn't on the bus", Nick replies."Then how did she save your money?", his friend inquires."Oh, she had taken most of the cash from my wallet this morning!", replies Nick.

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(1) Conductor: Did you get home safe last night?Uday: Certainly! Are you insinuating I was drunk? I was perfectly sober. Did you not see me get up and give my seat to that old gentleman?Conductor: That's why I wondered, for you two were the only passengers.(2) On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off an Englishman who was sitting in his compartment.American: You Englishmen are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me... in me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?Englishman: Very sporting of your mother!

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(1) Brad, a garment exporter, happened to visit Bangkok for business purposes. In the course of securing orders for his export firm, he was so mesmerized by the night life there that he kept delaying his return. Every week he would phone up his wife and inform her about how good his business for doing in Bangkok.All was well till one day, when his wife who sensed him of infidelity left a telephonic ultimatum at Brad's hotel:'Either you return soon or else I'll start selling here whatever you're buying there!'(2) Teacher: When was Rome built?Student: At night, sir.Teacher (bewildered): Who told you that?Student: You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.More: When You Get Blamed For Something You Didn't Do

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: How was your prom? Did you go?Amy Farrah Fowler: No. But, I was on clean-up crew.

Penny: Aww... That's sad.Amy Farrah Fowler: No, it was okay. The DJ let me dance one slow song with my mop before he shut down. Whenever I see a bucket of dirty water, I still hear 'Lady In Red'.More: How To Get Rid Of Girl Scouts

BONUS JOKES:

(1) Alex, who was mentally retard, was employed by an Englishman to paint his porch.The white man promises that he would pay Alex five pounds to go round to the front of the house and paint the porch.After a couple of hours, Alex comes back with a tin of leftover white paint to declare that he had finished the job."That was very quick", the Englishman exclaims.Alex replies, "Because, it was Mercedes, not a Porsche."(2) A speaker at a public meeting:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I sorry for my so bad English. My relationship to English is same same as my relationship with my wife. I love her, but not control her."More: When You're On Television

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