According to an article by Beat.com, the pair have already recorded a 12″, Evangelical Trout, which will be released on Record Store Day. Of the new drummer selection, Jack White released a statement: “The White Stripes are, and always have been, me and my sister. Now The White Stripes are with my other biological sister, Tilda Swinton.” Biological sister? Well, they are both pretty pale. Swinton, who could only be reached for a statement by way of the glass box she sits in at the MoMA, said: “White’s roots are routed to the crossroads. Crossroads can reveal themselves to be mobius. And here we are, re-routed to the roots of Jack White as he rediscovers his roots.” Sure, Tilda. Whatever that means.