On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness II

Squiddy hoped to finish at least one quest in this episode, and getting the Golden Bolt for Anne-Claire seemed liked it would be the one. Unfortunately, she didn’t have the correctly sized bolt to put into the golden gilder machine. Disturbing device, that.

So much for Squiddy to do! She must give pearl a bouquet of pink flowers, find a mime’s wedding ring, a 14mm gold bolt for Claire, get a crazy discharged from the asylum, find cards to program her new cybernetic fighting monkey, get a ticket for the symposium, and still find a new home. That’s quite the quest log.

Squiddy resumes her trek through crazies to reach the asylum and collects more robot parts for weapon upgrades. She must get the crazy doctor released before he’ll discuss his robots with her, but getting in to see the one to fix that is another quest of itself.

Squiddy continues the journey towards the Asylum beating up crazies left-and-right. She’s not happy to see those little robots back, but they are a blessing in disguise. After battling with a couple, she earns enough parts to upgrade Gabe with what can only be described as the machete version of brass knuckles.

After defeating Yog Sethis and watching the giant robot stomp away into the night, Squiddy returned to the ruins of her former home and took up a new gardening tool: the hoe. She settles down happily putting up a tent only to have it destroyed again as Tycho and Gabe return with news of a new lead. Squiddy eventually agrees to go with them and their travels take them to the loony bin containing the crazed man who may have had something to do with the robots.

Enjoy the first episode of Squiddy’s continued adventures On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness!!