Me: I need a new supplier for Cisco routers.
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Her: I found one sir, and their willing to deliver even if we just order 1 pc.
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Me: Really? That's too convenient. Find out who else they sell to
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Her: They say they're well known and have dozens of clients in the immediate area.
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Me: How can you have dozens of companies looking for Cisco routers & switches? They don't sell THAT well. Have them call me
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Her: ok
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In the year 2011..
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Her: My son bought just last year from you and it's broken. It's under warranty, right?
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Me: (after looking at the unit) M'am, it's an AGP card, we stopped selling AGP over 2 years ago.
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Her: No, that's not true! I'm 100% POSITIVE we got this last year
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Me: You got it in 2006.
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Her: How did you know that? I didn't bring any receipts.
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Me: this warranty sticker that indicates you purchased...

1) Nintendo Famicom 16MB 32bit disk system (expandable to 64MB)
What happened:
Instead of making 64mb games, Nintendo went to make Nintendo 64bit games.
At least:
Played hours & hours of Gundam Wing: Endless Duel
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2) Syquest Sparq drive
What happened:
Syquest died before replacing my dead drive
At least:
I had a backup of the data in that ^&*(* drive.
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3) AST laptop
What happened:...