Category Archives: Sports

“There’s a line for that course on biology, so I’m just going to let it slide,” said the student. “maybe I’ll take it up in the spring, until then I’ll just watch the special on cable.” Six Puns: Are zip-line … Continue reading →

Making rolls can be a ball if you’re a baker, if not, you can ramp up the excitement even outside the sphere of the culinary arts. That said, you can probably harness the power of the elements, too. Six Puns: … Continue reading →

The water cycle is something that cannot be run by outside forces, if anyone says it can, you might want to distance yourself from them, or tell them to “shoo”, of course. Six Puns: Compliment my readers? A stroke of genius!

“I’d boast that this rum-smuggling business is quite a racket,” said Jane the pirate, “but I have a straight drive to keep us out of court, so I’m gonna go with my gut and keep quiet.” Six Puns: At your … Continue reading →

“If you take my cue and pocket all you can at the bays we visit,” said the pirate, “you’ll have more to add to our pool of money, where our retirement money rests.” Six Puns: Where does the captain let … Continue reading →

Don’t mask your feelings if you think things are going down the tube. Even if you take a dive for one of your co-workers, it’s better to air your feelings (even in an economic bubble). Six Puns: C’est fin.

“Don’t eat that sea skate without some jam,” said the chef, “I’ll whip you up some preserves, the best on the block. When it comes to seafood, I’m of the mix and match crew, others are of the pure camp.” … Continue reading →