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Meet Noah Toledo from Jamaica Plain.

If you thought Didi Delgado was Boston’s #1 identity politics based moocher, then strap yourself in because we’re about to give you the ride of your life on the oppression roller coaster.

Noah is a BLT-123 deluxe, who has found an uncanny ability to profit off of self-victimization in ways that Didi Delgado can only dream. According to her Facebook page, the Mexican-American daughter of immigrants graduated from both Rice and Harvard.

Naturally she’s putting those degrees to good use as a freelance writer, which is codeword for “unemployed.” Instead of abolish ICE, perhaps we should abolish Rice, since a degree from there is apparently worth nothing.

On October 10 she posted in the Jamaica Plain Facebook group, about a tall tale involving her being the victim of a hate crime…..she’s pretty sure.

Just remember, when they calculate hate crime data, and you turn on the news and they tell you that hate crimes are up 20% since Trump got elected – this gets lumped in with that data.

“On Saturday, September 22, I was walking home late from Centre St, and something occurred that caused me to wake up the next day in the hospital with a fractured temporal bone, cuts on back of my head, and traumatic brain injury including 3 hematomas on my occipital lobe.”

So she woke up in the hospital with her head all cut up, and a “traumatic brain injury” (that hasn’t affected her ability to post on Facebook) and naturally jumped to the conclusion that she was beaten by an anti-transgender hate goon. Because what else could it have possibly been?

Of course the professionals who actually do this for a living informed her that she fell, but she has determined that this is a lie. Why? Because she’s a trans person of color, and she really, really wants to be the victim of a hate crime. And if she can’t be one, she’ll just assume she was.

I’m sure she honestly has no idea how this happened, and no memory of it. That’s a common occurrence. Who hasn’t woken up in the hospital one day and had no idea how they got there?

Just call her Chick Grimes.

The Boston Police have not launched an investigation of this imaginary hate crime, presumably because there are real crimes in Jamaica Plain so they don’t want to waste their time humoring the delusions of a self-victimizing BLT-123.

The next step was obviously the GoFundMe, which raised over $4,000 for the hate crime, because Jamaica Plain is filled with white guilt laden yuppies who basically pay monthly reparations checks like this in order to make sure that no one can accuse them of being racist, transphobic, etc.

Ever since then she’s really been milking the whole, “I survived a hate crime” schtick, because she knows it’s cash money.

How will she ever survive those devastating injuries?

She’s even uses the hashtag, #Hatecrime #Survivor.

So brave. Please, for the love of God – stop trying to kill her!!

On November 12 she posted a list of needs and mentions that she’s “currently disabled trans assault survivor.” What did she need? Oh, ya know, a free queen size bed frame (for her injuries), a couple hours every week to do her laundry, a ride to and from a meetup for an Ottoman in Coolidge Corner, and someone to organize the books for her bookshelf. She’d use her own money, but she said she had already used all the money that was donated to her for December’s rent.

Is there anything a Harvard degree can’t do?

The begging was just beginning though. A week later she wanted more stuff. Turns out the clothing rack that someone donated to her previously wasn’t “two tiered” so she needed a new one. She also wanted an electronics cleaner, and someone to put together the bed frame she got for free in the last begging session.

And of course the JP woke society was lining up to ask if they could pay for more free shit to alleviate their never ending sea of white guilt.

Noah pretty much only goes on that page to milk these SJWs out of their Daddy’s trust fund.

She’s been in this game for a while though. Seriously check out her Facebook page. It’s a rabbit hole for the ages. Like in June when she took advantage of pride month to have a fundraiser. Except instead of the money going towards some sort of BLT-123 cause, it went directly to her PayPal and Venmo. She was raising money for the frame for her Master’s diploma, and whatever’s left would go to reuniting caged families at the border.

You can’t make this up. She needs a fundraiser to pay for a frame for a Master’s Degree from Harvard (if she actually went to Harvard). In other words, that thing is absolutely useless. Except it’s not, because people with Master’s Degrees from Harvard grow up to be titans of industry or President of the United States, which would lead me to believe that maybe, just maybe, she didn’t actually graduate from Harvard. If she did, she might wanna burn her degree for warmth or wipe her fupa with it, because that thing has zero utility right now.

In July she started another fundraiser for her BLT-123 surgery. Turns out Mass Health (AKA the taxpayers) already covered the surgical fees, but the lipo was considered cosmetic by the transphobic doctors, so she needed $1,200.

Took about 48 hours for enough morons to donate to this, on top of the taxes they already pay for her to have this gender reassignment surgery in the first place.

Yay progress!!

Then on November 27 she announced that her parents had paid her rent for December and January. Problem solved right? Wrong. She applied for SSDI and food stamps, but the process takes a few weeks, so she wanted more free shit. Her requests? Pay all her bills, and pay for the cat she just ordered from Georgia to get checked out by the Vet. She actually paid the Vet bill already, but she had to dip into her other donation fund for that, so she needs to reimburse herself. Sure, having a cat when you are an unemployed grown adult who refuses to get a job might seem unnecessary, but she really needs one because she was the victim of a hate crime.

And why wouldn’t she do this? It worked and she raised $275. Too easy.

But being a trans person of color isn’t quite enough oppression, so now she has to add on disabled to that as well, because she woke up in the hospital three months ago after being the victim of a hate crime.

Evidently a family in Houston saw that she was the victim of a hate crime, and their young transgender daughter sent her a card that made her want to keep fighting for little BLT-123’s everywhere.

“I’ll die for that.”

So brave.

Such a fighter.

She knows how to fight back. She’s just gonna need someone to give her a ride, and maybe help her down the stairs. But once that happens queerphobes will regret the day they ever crossed her.

And although she’s broke her Mass Health covers trips to the shrink. It’s almost as if being transgender is some sort of mental disease. She really wanted to talk to the shrink about the guy who tried to kill her for being transgender.

Luckily her Mass Health therapist made her an origami crane to help her heal from the assault from two months ago that was preventing her from using her Harvard Master’s degree to get a job.

Prediction – Noah will read this, immediately claim that we’re victimizing her, and use it to jump start another GoFundMe. If that happens we want at least 25%. Sick of people like her and Didi making bank off of us without forking over a piece of the oppression pie.

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The next time you see a person on the streets freezing to death in the snow that is obviously mentally ill you can thank this transvestite piece of shit for that person’s suffering. It is a shame that Massachusetts taxpayers have had to foot the medical bills for this bitch to have a completely voluntary medical procedure done, yet people with real permanent and total disabilities can’t even get regular doctors appointments or reasonable affordable housing. The next time your grandmother goes to the doctors and they tell you that Mass Health won’t cover their medical procedure that could save them from dying to a condition like cancer, you can blame this evil animal for hogging up the resources that could have been used to save your dying loved one.

Naomi if you can read this, then do the whole planet a favor and kill yourself, cunt. Your selfishness is harming other people, and no matter how hard you try you’ll never be man, which by the way is apparently with your Facebook posts speaking ill towards men and with SJW tropes about toxic masculinity. Seriously, fuck you bitch, because you’re not a man and you never will be one as you lack the Y chromosome that is necessary to be a real man. Finally, real Harvard students don’t go out of their way to show their school pride, because we prefer to be far more discreet about it; however, your Extension School ass with a substandard everyone gets a degree if they pay for it from the Harvard online diploma mill will never understand real Harvard traditions and culture.

Maybe it’s because of people like YOU and half on here get off your High Horse. I doubt you helped any homeless or mentally person all y’all keyboard warriors don’t have balls in real life to say shit.

Harvard graduate (how was it paid for??? her poor parents??) , no job, begging for money for the most basic things… i have seen this loser get wasted around town in Houston, she has major social issues and fights with EVERYONE – ask her ex bandmates… what happened here is she was shitfaced drunk, fell and hurt herself… no one gives a fuck if she is transgender, you are not that important. You can take the girl out of the ghetto, give her a harvard degree, but she’s still trash. Get a fucking job, stop abusing your parents, or using your brother as bait… fucking loser. And stop singing Selena songs.. she would be insulted. You have no shame Naomi – you will always be Naomi, you will always be a loser. You left Houston and brought the drama with you to Boston. SAD SHAME for hispanics, for transgenders, for immigrants. You shame all of us.

I have to wonder how old some of y’all are on here, any of you detectives? Going to his page to be nosy and what not. What y’all are doing now is cyberbullying not sure if some of y’all are aware there are laws of this nature now? Grow up and stop being busybodies we’re only in the first month of 2019.

Y’all are assholes.
He actually DID get a TBI, and still goes to physical therapy, he talks about it on his page but it’s friend only posts so you just don’t know the whole story. He’s been through enough. People gave him money to help him live and pay rent. That’s not a bad thing that’s called being a nice human and he didn’t even start the gofundme someone else did. I hope he sues the shit out of you. You’re going to feel really stupid when he pulls out his degrees and court and the judge awards him damages from all the harassment and transphobia from you. Get a life. You ask for donations on PayPal yourself on every blog. Loser.

Sues for what exactly? The whole point is that she lied about the origin of her TBI. Where is the proof for hate crime? This fupa has been mooching off her poor immigrant parents for decades! Please sue Naomi! You know you have absolutely no case. She is a disgrace

I’ve known Noah for 2 years, he is one of the kindest souls you’ll ever meet. The ridiculous accusations are misleading and mind boggling. He would sit at my restaurant for hours writing and editing his thesis. I saw him the day he graduated and the joy on his face and his family memebers was more than enough to know that this person is someone who wants the best. These accusations that you are spreading are ridiculous. The people that support Noah and see him for the amazing person he is. That’s all he needs. The slander of this article is disgusting and each person who left a terrible and ugly comment need to reevaluate what’s important in their lives. Do you have no shame? Do you have no kind piece of soul left in you to slander someone else’s name? There are GofundMe pages for moronic things. Would you slander someone who can’t afford to go to college and asked for help by a GoFundMe? Would you tell your own child to do the things you’ve said to Noah? Why is there acts of hatred for nothing to do with the hundreds of you. Why would you bully and accost someone who you dont know. Who one day you may meet and have no idea the effect you caused them. The comments on here sadden the state of humanity we live in. Instead of believing the gossip you hear and judging a situation that someone pieced together. Didn’t even get the facts, just smeared lies and projections to get views. My heart goes out to people who don’t get to be believed, who have to push for the respect that they’ve earned and deserve all because douche canoes like ya’ll can’t keep your nose out of other peoples businesss’

Thank you for this from someone who actually lives in JP and knows something about something. Turdleboy takes douchebaggery to a whole new level. Vilifying someone they don’t know for asking for help while at the same time begging for donations after the “demonitization” of being reported to FBI? You made the shoe and it fits like a glove.

Hey Randall stfu you are here every day cuz you can’t get enough of the turtle. By the way most people who read this really don’t give a shit what Noah wants to be. The point is making up story’s to get money. I have seen people fall and as a result they have gotten brain bleeds, black eyes, cuts and bruises. Asking for a little help is one thing but when people now a days think that because they are different everyone else has to pay. There’s pride in doing things to take care of yourself.

While I can appreciate the length of time that you have known her, two years is not very long to know someone. Her long-standing reputation in Houston is that of a narcissist and mooch. Everyone in the town has pretty much boycotted this woman and I doubt many will be surprised to hear of her recent adventures in Boston.

It’s gross redundancy to use the term “mentally ill tranny fucktard” and yet here I am anyway using it because I think it’s worth writing so maybe they will read it and realize how far beyond help they are and just off themselves.

With any luck this shitbag will kill itself (still not sure chromosomes this beast was actually born with).

Gotta Agree with “WHATEVUH” below. You’re a man or a woman. Sorry folks, that’s all. If you believe otherwise, you have a chemical inbalance in your brain. I understand you will never agree, and I feel bad for you. This is truly a “disease” to which there is no cure.
Why is it that a great many in the gay, trans or whatever community had been molested at a young age? Could that not have brought on the disease? Of course it could. There are very few things I imagine that can be as traumatic an event in ones life. It’s life changing, for sure. The rest of you, I have no idea, just like I don’t know why people try heroin.
Just be queer. I could care less. But please be normal. Stop trying to push your choices down everyone else’s throat.
The fact that I’m paying for your boobs to be removed aren’t going to help you, much like the tattoos you keep getting haven’t. You’ll still be a woman. You’ll never be genetically strong, or built like a man. You’ll never know the pleasure it is to be able to relieve yourself at a urinal. Because you’ll always be a woman, no matter what your ill brain is trying to tell you.
If this was a hate crime, I guess it wouldn’t have occured if you just went on your merry way being a normal looking human being. Lucky for you, some people really get pissed off at the way you act, hence giving you a most likely imaginary cause to pander.

So there is no proof of her being attacked because she is a transgender POC, yet she claims to be a assault survivor and people just buy into that?? What is wrong with people then? So stupid that they not only believe her but they actually give her money. She also states she suffered a skull fracture and a traumatic brain injury and now has to walk with a cane and wear a bicycle helmet under her winter hat. Also needs speech and physical therapy.. How can anyone believe this person and pay it money. My god the thought that there are so many people supporting this fucking hot mess is actually very scary!!!

Wow what the Fuc? What a mental moron. Go fuc yourself Noah. Grow up, get a job, stop begging and lying. Act like a man if that is what you think you are today. I better not see you in the men’s bathroom either. You are a female!!!! I don’t care how you feel or destroy your body. Just off yourself already. POS freak

she will be pissed and probably make a new gofundme once her parents from houston just lost 60% in the stock market. yah DUDE. you don’t go no free ride no more. if you wanna be a man, ACT LIKE ONE. get a job. stop whining about how you can’t carry 10 pounds of laundry up 3 flights of stairs? then offer cash $5 per load when you’re on a budget of $50 a month?

you are so full of shit. a real guy wouldn’t sit there and whine and bitch. a real will get shit done. get a job. and be self sufficient. you’re just a whiney little bitch that wants to be a guy and you fake hate crimes so you can get attention. you’re nothing more than a stupid confused butch dyke. go fuck yourself. plus you went to harvard extension school? wow. good for you. you know the only admission requirements are? money and a pulse.

stop trying to sell the lie you got a degree at harvard when you were just a wanna be cuck that spent your parents money on a degree you will never use. you are a fraud and a lowlife. everything you know is wrong. your whole life is a lie.

The judge sentences you to 25 years of shit ass retail. no promotion capability. entry level for 25 years. Go fuck yourself.

I bet lil Miss Abomination hangs out at the Blues Bistro in Rozzy Square with all the other woke folk and clamslammers, peddling her tales of faux woe while challenging drunk dykes to a scissorfight.
The actual chinstrap was too funny.

Wtf?! Damn! As an aging white woman, what could i get?! I work hard, so does my husband. We have a couple/few children, and now grandchildren…. would never do a gfm unless there was a medical disaster! And it would be very well documented!

You know, nowadays when you write, even free lance, your stuff makes it online.
Other than Printerest, I ain’t seeing much. And Printerest isn’t much.

I got a 2nd cousin that’s a writer. Has been a managing editor for some small national magazines. Written ad copy for advertising campaigns. Has written for national newspapers. She got bored and decided to do more freelance and see the world. Currently lives in Switzerland before that Germany before that India. Has done corporate video production. She took college seriously. Went to one college and transferred because it was more or less a party school. Graduated from NYU which is no slouch.

A writer writes and doesn’t sit on their ass. My relative may be an outlier in hustling up work, but the work doesn’t come to you, you have to find it. The work is there. Her LinkedIn would make you dizzy.

Noahs LinkedIn is centered on her/his/its sexuality waiting for the world to catch up. And may wait forever. News to Noah, at the end of the day, the world doesn’t give a fuck. Yeah, you are scrapping by on a scam, but on the whole you are stuck because you want to be stuck. Playing the victim is paying for you but it’s not paying much.

This bitch gets free cosmetic surgery and I had to pay for my breast to be reduced because of my spine! I work she doesn’t !? Maybe I need to stop working smh! Pathetic this chick wants to be a man?? But she is a fucken cry baby!! Real men work real men don’t cry over a boo boo

If I had a penny for every dooshnozzle that “studied” at Harvard, Bezos would be asking me for a loan. I studied at Harvard AND M.I.T…..I studied The campus maps to deliver pizzas to the cheap pricks who ‘studied’ there too.

I hate when Noah SJW makes my burritos at Felipe’s Taqueria. She does it with such attitude, rolling them all loose and shit like she’s finger banging a post-op drag queen. She either wears a “Rice Alumni” sweatshirt, a “Beans University” hoodie, or a “Tinfoil Athletics” T-shirt. She’s just a disgusting fat person.

Also what’s with the picture of it’s head? There’s nothing there.
In the 90’s during one of my less memorable fight’s (I lost) I ended up getting my head gashed open on a snow plow frame and it was way worse than that picture.
My buddies brought me home and I went to bed drunk and my hair sucked up all the blood and just became a crusty mess over the weekend so I had to cut the hair off on that side.
Nobody gave me free stuff.

The amount of white people that fall for this bullshit is mindboogling. Seriously how fucking delusional is she? I love how they get all this free shit, don’t pay bills (cause others pay it for them) live off of us tax payers yet they are victims. This craziness has to to end. We have allowed this to go on and it’s out of control. This thing has made being a victim into a career. I can’t wait and hope I’m there to see it when these people get what’s coming to them. However I guess living a life in complete delusion and insanity is pay back enough. Lol fucking idiot!