10 Shockingly Short Celebrity Dudes

Celebrities always seem so larger than life...perhaps it's because we always see them on the big screen, or the jumbotron. Or maybe it's the fact that they always wear lifts in their shoes. Yeah, it's probably that last one. Because some of these dudes are short, yo!

Daniel Radcliffe

This one surprised the crap out of me! I guess those wizard robes really give you that long and lean look. Which leads me to wonder why my snuggie doesn't do the same? I always feel kind of Mama June-ish when I sport it.

Justin Bieber

Dude, when the hell are you gonna go through puberty? I'm seriously just concerned. The good news is you can always stand on your piles of money and laugh at all of your haters. The bad news is your haters will laugh right back at you and say you look like Scrooge McDuck.

Lil Wayne

I mean I know he technically has Lil in his name, but I thought it was kind of like the 500 pound dudes who are nicknamed Tiny. But no. He's actually Lil. But he lives LARGE! When he's not incarcerated. Then he just tries not to be someone's bitch.

Elijah Wood

So I guess they didn't have to CGI Wood too much as Frodo. Maybe they can take the extra CGI they didn't have to use for that purpose and CGI me into an Aragorn/Boromir sandwich...wha?? That's how CGI works, right?

Bruno Mars

Okay, we get it! You're short but you wanna prove you're tough. Now I get all this grenade-catching braggadocio. It's like the guy with the small wang who needs the huge Hummer. Wait that sounds really wrong. Moving on...

Mark Wahlberg

I guess 5' 7" is almost not short. Can't believe I already blew all my long wang jokes, because hello?? Dirk Diggler? Anyway... it's probably a good thing I'm calling Wahlberg almost short. He looks like he'd punch a girl. I mean he'd be mortified after the fact, but the damage would be done. JK he wouldn't punch a girl. Please don't punch me for saying you'd punch a girl, Marky Mark.

Aziz Ansari

So one of the stars of Human Giant is NOT a giant?? What does that title even mean? Whatever it means, MTV should totally bring it back. Oh yeah they can't because Ansari is too busy with other obligations!! The return of Human Giant would be the only good thing to come out of a Parks and Recreation cancelation.

Josh Hutcherson

So there is some contention on the internet regarding Hutcherson's height. Some say he is really only 5' 5''! Whatever his height, I think we can all agree that he is not how we pictured Peeta in the books. Just saying!

Which one were you most surprised by? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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