I know absolutely nothing about today’s fashion, I still think hammer pants kinda look good, but if you absolutely insist on wearing really high waisted hipster booty shorts, this is the right way to go about it. Here’s Georgia Salpa showing us all why she’s the… Actually I don’t know what she is, but she’s showing us that she definitely knows the way to a man’s heart. It’s through his erection in case you’re wondering. That stomach crap is just an urban legend fat people and uglies tell themselves.