The Best Of BCHankthaTank- Squirrels, they hate to be thrown. / Why is the magical unicorn named Brian... Jedi - I just downloaded the "kids" book, "Go the F--k to Sleep" as narrated by Samuel L. Jackson on my kindle. I am now ready to be a daddy. / *Checks Router* No, I'm positive I didn't hit the "Wings Defense Sucks" button. Electrophile - I'm just glad the Wings were able to win despite the Curse of Brian. ACallToArms - I think Trey needs to put something about payroll tax and deferred income in his sig... Edicius- I'd rather [have] a soundbite of me saying "I like (man sausage)" rather than "I like Crosby".

Lids, Kronner, Homer (called back), Helm, Hoodie, Bert {EDIT: Bert out- goal will be scored by Abby instead}, Mule, White.(Z, Pavel, and Flip pass the puck to each other until someone else steals it, upon which they get credit for the assist on paper, but incur the wrath of LGW for not shooting.)

Getzlaff, Parros, Perry (who gets rag-dolled by the E-52 bomber just for old times' sake)

Since going from losing to winning seems to be a big hurdle for this team right now, let's concentrate on smaller objectives. How about we score more than one goal tonight? Hmm? I think that would be awesome.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." -- The Doctor