Eric Cantona
Tune: The Twelve Days of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
An Eric Cantona.

<COUNT FROM TWELVE TO ONE>

On the twelth day of Christmas my true-love gave to me,
Twelve Cantonas,
Eleven Cantonas,
Ten Cantonas,
Nine Cantonas,
Eight Cantonas,
Seven Cantonas,
Six Cantonas,
Fiiiiiiive Caaaaantoooooonaaaaaaas,
Four Cantonas,
Three Cantonas,
Two Cantonas,
And an Eric Cantona.

Oh, Keano's [bleep]ing magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said "I fancy that",
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn cos they're [bleep],
He signed for Man United,
'Cos they're [bleep]ing dynamite.

Gary Neville
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down
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Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers....

John O'Shea

Tune: The Animals Went In Two By Two
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When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
The Stretford End will shout and sing
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.

If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!

There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a superstar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo....

When Ballack first comes to OT we should all sing
He'd have cost less on Ebay
He'd have cost less on E Bay
Cost less on E Bayyyyy He'd have cost less on E Bay
And if makes a foul up of a move or pass
It should be
Bought him on E bay, You must have bought him on E Bay

How about this one for when Henry plays at O.T.
Tune to the White Pele.
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry
He"s not as good as
Wayne Roonee.