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GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes, and points of her own sittin' way up high. Way up firm and high. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

The Supremes revisit the same sex marriage debate again after a fairly terrible first day, with today's question being "should same-sex couples are entitled to federal benefits?" This begs the question, "WHY ARE WE EVEN ASKING THIS??"

Even worse, the justices could sidestep making a ruling on same-sex marriage altogether, making all of this a colossal waste of time.