http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Before I share my "exclusive" interview with Brad and Angelina's baby, let's talk price. I want $4 million. Same as they reportedly got for the photos. Anybody can point and shoot a camera. It takes a special person to speak Goo Goo.

So we're agreed? And cash, no checks. Meanwhile, here's a little sample from my Blockbuster Scoop of the Year:

"So, little Shiloh, let me be the first to verbally welcome you to the world. How does it feel to be the most famous infant since Jesus?"

"Are you my dad?"

"Uh, no. He's the guy over there by the mirror, making sure his T-shirt is tight enough."

"Are you my mom?"

"Uh, no. She's the one in the low-cut tank top, making sure nobody photographs her below the chest."