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A Month Later......

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I felt really bad that Pete didn't get a birthday thread this year. It's almost exactly a month later but I figured we could all give him half wrapped presents, stale cake, and nearly empty protein containers. Happy Extremely Belated Birthday Pete!

Woah! You guys are awesome. I wasn't clicking on this because I generally only click on things I know I'll have something to add to.

Also - I don't deserve a birthday thread anyway. I mostly avoid them because I wish everybody Happy Birthday on facebook and it's redundant. And then I get stressed about finding the perfect picture... Sounds funny, but it's true!

Jaz, there's something wrong with that first picture. I feel like there's a bunch of photoshop and I can't figure out why you would photoshop that picture. But the drunk people - those full beers were definitely photoshopped in. A few other things don't look right.

You guys making the calorie comments - I EAT A LOT! I love cake and cupcakes. Sheesh!

And I've never had a pecan pie, Amber, but it looks delicious! I'm willing to try it.

Jaz, there's something wrong with that first picture. I feel like there's a bunch of photoshop and I can't figure out why you would photoshop that picture. But the drunk people - those full beers were definitely photoshopped in. A few other things don't look right.

I did not photoshop the picture but I did choose the photoshopped version of the picture because it relates to the cover up that we forgot your birthday and some other deep profound mumbo jumbo.

My own pie's are so much more sexy beautiful than that. (sometimes they aren't though.) Okay. They are either the best things you ever laid eyes upon and then put in your mouth, or they are not. That is the way my pie works.

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