Tammy blue? You bet!

Our resident yarn spinner and diehard Carlton supporter Tammy Muir is no fan of new coach Mick Malthouse, especially after the Blues' 0-3 start to the season. In fact, as the result of a losing bet with his Collingwood friends, Tammy has been forced to write and recite a poem that sounds vaguely complimentary to his Magpie mates.