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Bar Refaeli: Hi. My name is Bar.
I'm currently working
Bar Refaeli: as a model and actress, you
know, just to pay the bills.
Bar Refaeli: But I need your help to make
my real dream come true.
Bar Refaeli: I would like to make a sex
tape. Just to be clear, this
Bar Refaeli: would be a tape of me having
sex with some dude, we'd do
Bar Refaeli: sex in many different sex
positions for at least a few hours.
Bar Refaeli: I know what you're thinking.
Who would want to watch that?
Bar Refaeli: I'm not sure myself. But,
maybe a small audience might
Bar Refaeli: want to watch me having sex.
After all, I'm, I'm really good at it.
(Change Clinking)
Bar Refaeli: Now, here's where you come
in. I'm hoping to possibly
Bar Refaeli: raise ten thousand dollars.
(Explosion)
Bar Refaeli: That's a lot, yes. But, I need
great equipment. Only the
Bar Refaeli: clearest HD camera ought to
capture my naked body perfectly.
(Men Yelling)
(Change Clinking)
Bar Refaeli: You probably still aren't
sold, huh? So, here's a few
Bar Refaeli: incentives. If you pledge
fifty dollars, I'll send you
Bar Refaeli: an autographed picture of me
having sex. If you're into
Bar Refaeli: that kind of thing.
For two-hundred-dollars, you can
Bar Refaeli: visit the set, and for one
thousand dollars, I'll put
Bar Refaeli: you in the running to
be the lucky guy,
(Change Clinking)
Bar Refaeli: Or girl.
(Explosion)
Bar Refaeli: With your pledges, I will
craft a visceral portrait of
Bar Refaeli: the human body deep in
lovers' embrace. Basically,
Bar Refaeli: I'm going to do it with a
weiner. So please, give what
Bar Refaeli: you can. This project could
not be more near and dear to
Bar Refaeli: my heart. And therefore, my
boobs. Thank you for your time.
(Dings)
(Wood Breaking)
(Crashing Sound)
(Music)