Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Joystick Dong

[OldF] Niteowl: i like the idea in miner wars
[OldF] Niteowl: your flying around like, rocks and shit
Cyrano: It'll be like that on BSG episode with Apollo at the Cylon factory...Cyrano: You know the one...
Cyrano: Like, *THE BEST* one.
[OldF] Niteowl: when you say Cylon Factory, i think of the Universal ride
Cyrano: Wait.
Cyrano: Did you watch BSG?
[OldF] Niteowl: the original? a zillion years ago
[OldF] Niteowl: every 3 seconds adama is sacrificing his son for teh good of the fleet
Cyrano: No , no... the new one.
[OldF] Niteowl: oh, fuck yeah
[OldF] Niteowl: why the fuck can i not remember apollo in the cylon factory
Cyrano: OK then, the episode where they had to jump every [X number} of minutes and the Apollo blowing the Cylong base eps. were the best.
Cyrano: Cylong.
[OldF] Niteowl: er
[OldF] Niteowl: you're not thinking of Blowjob Gal Acts it Up , are you?
[OldF] Niteowl: with Apollodong and Starbutt?
Cyrano: The recent porn version of the '60's Batman tv show?
Cyrano: *REALLY* well done.
Cyrano: Don't know if BSG got the same treatment.
[OldF] Niteowl: i'm sure it got A treatment
Cyrano: I did see in an "adult" video store back in the early 90's a "Cyrano" movie where instead of the usual penis the movie centered around a dildo badly hooked-up to a guy's nose.[OldF] Niteowl: that must do a number on his neck muscles
Cyrano: It was a year of so before I cemented my online identity.
Cyrano: You know what? Fuck it. I'm Googling "Cyrano Porn". See you on the flipside...
[OldF] Niteowl: so are you going to buy this game and never play it with me or not?
Cyrano: Is it a joystick game? I'm just asking because I'll need a joystick?
[OldF] Niteowl: i'm assuming it is
[OldF] Niteowl: you expect me to READ the site?
Cyrano: Sorry. Trying to find a torrent of a movie of my ingrained online namesake with a dick as his nose...
Cyrano: But, yeah, sure... joystick whatever...