Subscribe to Blog via Email

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI! That far, far away galaxy is drawing nearer and nearer… Who is the last Jedi? Is it singular or plural? Is it implying there will be no more?? Or is it a TIE-Poe and they meant to write the Lost Jedi? None of these questions …

JUSTICE LEAGUE! DC is out to prove they’re not just a Flash in the Super-pan so don’t Wonder off cos they’re up to Bat and it’s about to get CybAquadiculous! (Kinda just gave up at the end there). Check out all your super-pals in their all-new super-big sandwich, creatively titled …

THOR: RAGNAROK! Charge your hammers, because the cape-wearing male model with the worst luck in siblings is back and kicking Asgard! Hulk hulks out, Hela gives hell, Loki goes loco and Valkyrie… flies a horse! Check out the spoof below! Oh and speaking of siblings, Chris once again shows that …

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING! It’s time for the biggest swinger in Manhattan to thwipp himself into shape with a little help from billionaire benefactor Tony Stark and a pimped-out Swiss-Army suit that makes all previous versions look like ribbed pyjamas!

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – Disney’s latest liveactionification of one of its animated classics. Like the film itself, we’ve added a couple of exciting new characters. Unlike the film itself, we do NOT do justice to the musical numbers. Also, we’re a bit late with this one… but can you …

LOGAN. It’s Hugh Jackman’s swan-song playing the kookily-coiffed guy who always brings his own cutlery. No film this year deserves more reverence and respect from its fans. We dropped the ball there. But in the immortal words of the immortal Wolverine, “That’s not a claw. THIS is a claw!” Wait, …

Brace yourself for the ultimate superhero smackdown of all time! MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AVATAR, X-MEN, WATCHMEN, TERMINATOR, INDIANA JONES, JAMES BOND, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX… If you can name an absurdly expensive movie franchise, it’s here and it’s doing battle with every …

ROGUE ONE. The first of Disney’s Star Wars Anthology movies, in which a motley rabble of Rebels attempt to steal the Empire’s intellectual property. And we’re supposed to applaud this sort of behaviour? What the Empire should have done is trademarked their Death Star™ design and then submitted a copyright …

JOKER and HARLEY QUINN – It’s a cosplay couple’s psychotic fever dream come true. But just how healthy is this match made in hell? Answer: it’s clinging to life by a purple thread. Not to worry! We’ve sent these two hair-dyed, skin-bleached, tattoo-infested freaks to the best psychiatrist in Gotham. …

The JUSTICE LEAGUE (of America) is coming to the big screen for the first time ever! Everyone’s favourite nocturnal billionaire… A bronze age dominatrix… A half-man/half-robot/half-traffic-light… The only kid who’s never late… Ariel’s Dad in his pre-grey years… OK, so Superman and Green Lantern are TBC, but whatever the case, …

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI!
That far, far away galaxy is drawing nearer and nearer… Who is the last Jedi? Is it singular or plural? Is it implying there will be no more?? Or is it a TIE-Poe and they meant to write the Lost Jedi? None of these questions will be answered in our latest trailer spoof so what are you Rey-ting for? Hyperspace-jump over to YouTube now and awaken the Farce within you! Finn.

JUSTICE LEAGUE!
DC is out to prove they’re not just a Flash in the Super-pan so don’t Wonder off cos they’re up to Bat and it’s about to get CybAquadiculous!
(Kinda just gave up at the end there). Check out all your super-pals in their all-new super-big sandwich, creatively titled “Justice League Trailer Spoof”!
DC’s toxin is in the water supply and Gal G’damn! – it’s hard not to be Affleckted!

THOR: RAGNAROK! Charge your hammers, because the cape-wearing male model with the worst luck in siblings is back and kicking Asgard! Hulk hulks out, Hela gives hell, Loki goes loco and Valkyrie… flies a horse! Check out the spoof below! Oh and speaking of siblings, Chris once again shows that Luke and Liam aren’t WORTHy to touch the HEM of his cape! [Note to self: puns becoming tinged with desperation]

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING! It’s time for the biggest swinger in Manhattan to thwipp himself into shape with a little help from billionaire benefactor Tony Stark and a pimped-out Swiss-Army suit that makes all previous versions look like ribbed pyjamas!

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – Disney’s latest liveactionification of one of its animated classics. Like the film itself, we’ve added a couple of exciting new characters. Unlike the film itself, we do NOT do justice to the musical numbers. Also, we’re a bit late with this one… but can you ever be late when the tale is as old as time? Apparently yes. The teapot lied.

LOGAN. It’s Hugh Jackman’s swan-song playing the kookily-coiffed guy who always brings his own cutlery. No film this year deserves more reverence and respect from its fans. We dropped the ball there. But in the immortal words of the immortal Wolverine, “That’s not a claw. THIS is a claw!”
Wait, that’s Hogan, not Logan. Which was the guy who took out a helicopter with a crocodile?

Brace yourself for the ultimate superhero smackdown of all time! MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AVATAR, X-MEN, WATCHMEN, TERMINATOR, INDIANA JONES, JAMES BOND, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX… If you can name an absurdly expensive movie franchise, it’s here and it’s doing battle with every other! Who will be the last hero standing? Place your bets and fasten your utility belts for the rumble to end all rumbles!!!

ROGUE ONE. The first of Disney’s Star Wars Anthology movies, in which a motley rabble of Rebels attempt to steal the Empire’s intellectual property. And we’re supposed to applaud this sort of behaviour? What the Empire should have done is trademarked their Death Star™ design and then submitted a copyright infringement claim when cheap knock-off Death Stars™ began popping up in thrift stores across the galaxy. Ah well – maybe they’ll have learned their lesson by the time Rogue Two rolls around. In the meantime, here’s a Rogue Sandwich!

JOKER and HARLEY QUINN – It’s a cosplay couple’s psychotic fever dream come true. But just how healthy is this match made in hell? Answer: it’s clinging to life by a purple thread. Not to worry! We’ve sent these two hair-dyed, skin-bleached, tattoo-infested freaks to the best psychiatrist in Gotham.
May she rest in peace.

The JUSTICE LEAGUE (of America) is coming to the big screen for the first time ever! Everyone’s favourite nocturnal billionaire… A bronze age dominatrix… A half-man/half-robot/half-traffic-light… The only kid who’s never late… Ariel’s Dad in his pre-grey years… OK, so Superman and Green Lantern are TBC, but whatever the case, such a superb team-up is sure to be wondrous, flashy, batty, aqueous and cyborganised – no wonder it was green-lit! Check out five sevenths of them in the new Toon Sandwich!