Phone number farce rang the right bell

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Simon Kristall, 36, graphic designer, and Alexandra Hewitt, 33,
general services manager, were married on April 17, 2010

The night Simon met Alex he gave her his telephone number, or rather six. He
scribbled down numbers for himself, his parents, even his sister, then
neatly folded up the paper and tucked it into his pocket. Drink had been
taken.

The pair were in a London bar, where a friend of Simon’s had unexpectedly
turned into the star attraction by stripping off his clothes. Simon beckoned
Alex over and, intrigued, she came. “I thought he was very cheeky and quite
northern.