Best and WORST Tinder Pick up lines..

2 years ago

Tinder has become the go-to hookup app because it's easy to use and targets hotties in your surrounding neighborhoods. However, some (read: most) of the messages that people send on it are absolutely ridiculous. The Hollywood Gossip has compiled a list of the 21 best (or worst, depending on your perspective) conversations to ever go down on the app. Here are our favorite 10. HILARIOUS!

I hope you're cool with telling people we met volunteering at an old folks home.

As a future doctor, I'm usually pretty busy but I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this afternoon.

Hey! I just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you better, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner involving an expensive $5 bottle of wine and two and a half pizza pockets.

Okay so two thoughts just came to mind: 1) Are you as beautiful as you look in your profile pic? 2) Do you like Dino chicken nuggets?

Lower your expectations and let's begin.

I'd hold your hand in public.

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

Damn girl... You make me want to knit both of us matching sweaters.

I would swim naked through the Amazon river with steak wrapped around my genitals just to share a candlelit dinner with you over Skype on a dial-up connection.

Only 37 kilometers away from being bent over and taken from behind.

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