Hey little Danny don’t you cryI am you from much later in your life I know your hair is wild, I know you have no styleYou’re still a virgin and you will be for a while

Danny don’t you know that you are hot as fuck on the insideEverybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time Danny don’t you know that you kick so much ass on the insideDanny don’t you know

Hey little Danny, don’t be blueYou had a growth spurt and you’re suddenly 6’2”The girls are steering clearYou walk like a newborn deerYou sent birthday invites, and now all your friend is here

Danny don’t you know that you are cool as fuck on the insideYou’re just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29Danny don’t you know that everyone feels weird on the insideDanny don’t you know

Close your eyes and you will seeA window into your destinyNow you’re on tour, and they want more!

You step on stage and they come aliveNo one cares that you’re 35 You’re a rock star on a centaur!

You’re still a nerdy kid insideBut now you’ve finally found your tribeHear the crowd roarGive ‘em what they came for!

ALL RIGHT LET ME HEAR YOU!!!!!

D-A-N-N-Y HE’S A SUPER AWESOME GUYD-A-N-N-Y HE IS NOT AFRAID TO CRY

D-A-N-N-Y HE CRIES ALMOST ALL THE TIME D-A-N-N-Y HE CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES

Danny don’t you know that we’re all rad as fuck on the insideNow it’s time to rock the show, come on you are a star tonightDanny don’t you know that you’re a spandex butterfly for lifeDanny don’t you know
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