John Mayer Apologizes For Being John Mayer

and threatens us with more guitar-playing.

As you've definitely heard by now, John Mayer continued his ego parade yesterday when he told Playboy about how his penis was once in the KKK. That was not the worst part of that interview. As with all John Mayer interviews, the worst part was all of it.

So last night at a show in Nashville, John Mayer took an exorbitant amount of time to apologize for being John Mayer: