It's Friday!!!
Last working day of this gruelling two-day working week WOOHOO! I shall celebrate this by having several beers with Pooflake (quel surprise) and possibly partaking of the Pork T-Bone (Insert usual strikethrough/homosexual innuendo here) at a local hostelry.I will be clearing the gutters (see above) at my G/F's place over the weekend and probably drinking too much. I'm also looking forward to being able to sit with Pooflake and nikg33 without laughing myself into incontinence.POTATO!
(Captain Placid24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:23,
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A gruelling 3 day one for me
AND a trip to Manchester and back, with added 50mph M62 for the entire drive and hailstones
(sportersI知 sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:37,
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I wouldn't give you the chance.
Betty Boo's been on my 'not just would, but most definitely will at some point, until her fillings rattle' list since she was in the excellent She Rockers. 'On Stage' is a fucking excellent record.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:15,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is that beast, and what has she done with my dear, sweet Betty Boo? Whoever she is, I only would once, and probably wouldn't tell anyone.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:22,
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I am seeing my daughter tonight which will be excellent.
Tomorrow morning my brother and his missus are coming to town, so we'll have some lolz with my little'un before returning her to her spastic of a mother, at which point heavy drinking will commence. My pal (and Death in Vegas guitarist, namedrop fans) Ian is having his 50th on a boat somewhere, hopefully we'll make it down there but I bet we don't.

I am not, and never have been, properly manic-depressive but I have always had my up and down days. While I haven't had many down-days recently I haven't had an up day in a good long while, possibly since my little accident. Well today is one of those days at fucking last. Lemmy is my co-pilot in in a platigmun-plated bomber of fuck you all.

Alt: I shall be spending a lot of it with my far-better half, taking a break on Saturday to welcome my son back in to the country, so all good.
(CQKnows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:33,
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Third page of the Metro this morning is a large picture of Mr Kilmister in a tuxedo. Bit odd.
I think it might be from Eat the Rich.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:47,
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Alt: At a gig tonight, watching the National tomorrow, hoping my bet will come off. Then, I'm out for a friend's birthday in the evening, and chilling on Sunday.
(Agnostic AntichristBaltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:34,
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'What have you done for me lately?', asked Janet Jackson in her 1986 pop smash of the same name.
Not a question your mum would be asking me, as she knows only too well what I've done: her, up the crap-crevasse, repeatedly, whilst dressed as Hitler and singing the 'Horst Wessell Lied'.

Oh man, [new manager] has still got my back up the next day.
Whenever I've got the arse with someone the following day, I know my head won't be able to drop it. I got a meeting with the head honcho and him next week, I'm gonna have to spend a few hours writing down why I think he's actually destroying the workflows'n'stuff anyone who works on a website inside the company.
(G/PP&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:45,
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I donno if your intention is to break up the digital department to bring in your own team. I donno why you're so scared of new ideas.I donno why you haven't even acknolidged a single email or idea I've had. I donno how you can diss me infront of everyone over one mistake that pretty much everyone here wouldn't have spotted... and how you can hold that over my head on everything I develop in the future.I donno how you can have a go at me for playing around with an idea yet you actaully bought someone in to create a fucking video game (srsly).I donno how you can expect me to do [what he wanted me to do] when I've asked countless times to show me the proccess you use and its treated like an annoyance.I donno what kind of message you think it sends out when your team sets up passwords like "FuckingNewServer!%!".I donno how you can expect me to tell everyone I'm not allowed to fix their problems, or how you expect them to continue working without it.I donno how you can't notice that there isn't a single happy person in digital since you've taken over.I donno how on the day you started your boss from the parent company gave a big speach about listening to staff, how the company is staff orientated, one of the best people to work for in the country, about how you listen to everyone's ideas and even start buisnesses on a whim.I donno a lot of things, but I do know it sucks the way its currently going.
(G/PP&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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Careful gonz, try not to make it a personal attack, or a retaliation for stuff he's done to you.
Complaints like this need to be strictly business. Unless you really want to personally attack him, in which case I strongly suggest you shit on his desk 'n all.
(Noeliovertheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:32,
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Deep breath, the idea is to make matey-boy look unprofessional, not you.
The focus of your argument needs to be how the way this fellow behaves is BAD for BIZZNIZZ and ultimately the profitability/productivity of your department etc.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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Gonz, my previous boss was like that.
Fortunately he only had the role for four years (yeah, four loooong years - but I was on maternity leave for one of those). He was an absolute cunt and he bullied, pissed off and alienated about half of the staff. He's currently off on research leave but when he returns (not in the boss role) he's going to get a shock when he realises that the people he trampled on on the way up aren't going to be there to catch him on the way down.

Also - whatever you do, don't involve HR. I (naively) did, and they backed him. HR will always back the management, it seems.
(crackhouseceilidhbandFuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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If I don't get a reply off someone who I invited out this weekend.
I might fuck off to Newcastle tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:47,
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Ten minutes before I am even supposed to start work and I might get a complaint made against me.
I think that might actually be a new record, which is no mean feat.
(Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:34,
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Shitting in the communal fridge is often frowned upon
in other news today is shit
(Naked Apecall me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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It was the freezer.
Fridges can't maintain a low enough temperature.

I agree. I think I might put in for next Friday off.
(Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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I would like to complain about your mum in the strongest possible terms.
I'm sure she nicked my watch whilst I was asleep in the Travelodge.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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I would like to complain about your mum in the strongest possible terms
She left an awful stain on my coffee table last week. And it isn't even made of glass.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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I have one of them and a ladder.
Maybe I should just make the wife do all the work while I lie on the sofa with one arm cast over my forehead making low moaning noises occasionally.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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I fucking hate eBay.
The next cunt that ends their auction early is getting throttled. I've missed out on so much stuff lately.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:47,
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Today is officially CP's day to fuck with idiots on the 'phone,
20 mins ago...Ring ring '**m ****y Good morning' (how I always answer my home/work 'phone during working hours)'Right, I've got a problem with your tape and I want you to come over RIGHT NOW to sort this out, this is costing me a fortune and I'll be passing these costs over to you, now when are you going to get here!!''OK, can I ask where you are, what company you're from and..''FUCKING TYPICAL, I want someone here to sort this out NOW!''OK, I'll use my powers of telepathy to work out where you are, what the problem is and then I'll use my teleportation powers to appear at your side in the next three seconds, will that be OK?''splutter splutter I'll call your MD and fucking report you, no, better still I'll fucking drive up to Milton Keynes and tell him to his face and''Let me stop you there, I no longer work for (my old company) you were never a customer of mine if you're south of MK and, for what it's worth I couldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about your costs. Now go fuck yourself you twat''Phone down.
(Captain Placid24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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Oh man, you're like totally my new hero
I can't believe that anyone would EVER talk to someone on the phone like that. You've opened my eyes to a world of possibilities.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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I would like to complain about your telephone manner in the strongest possible terms.

I bought a whole load of C120 tapes when I got my first car
and spent ages compiling playlists. I was almost dissapointed when my dad bought me a multi CD player for the car for christmas.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:05,
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I hope you complained about the CD player in the strongest possible terms.

He booked my car into Halfords on boxing day to get it fitted.
So I took my car along and thought I'd walk into Brighton but then after walking for about an hour I realised that everything was closed so I walked all the way back to Halfords but found that the Dixons next door was open so I could buy a memory card for my Playstation 2 and a copy of Grand Theft Auto Vice City (or it might have been Tony Hawks 4, I don't really remember)
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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I've told you already!
I'll teleport down as soon as I've telepathically worked out who you are and where you're calling from!Weren't you listening?
(Captain Placid24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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Fuck a doodle do
There's a geezer selling Persol 714s for 119 quid on eBay, that basically be half price. I might get two pairs.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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It is fucking Friday
And I'm going to celebrate by getting off this rock - even if it's only off to Basingstoke, even if it's for a few hours. I am going to get drunk and see Doug Stanhope - then I am going to crawl home and sleep for more than 4 fucking hours.

By picking up my dead car from the garage and then some odd jobs.
Fix the door, change some bearings, burn some shit in the garden.
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:26,
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His back fills up the back of his car.
The reason he doesn't have an engine is that he took it out so his stomach would fit in the car when he was at the wheel.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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I might even roll the windows down and make the engine noises myself. Do fuck off al.
I have no interest in anything you have to say.
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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Oh that, yeah I got a copy cheers. That's what you had not what you said. Anyone else from here deleted you
From Facebook yet? I hear that's the new trend in town.
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44,
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I don't think anyone else has thrown their toys out of the pram.
But then again, I'm normally a little choosy about my FB friends, which is why I turned down both of your requests.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:47,
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I'm afraid I would have to.
Your public snubbing of my at Mastodon hurt my pride. Also I think you're a cunt. But I would have been willing to look past that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49,
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Have you seen applebites new modelling shots?
I was empowered by proxy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:50,
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Nah, she unfriended me a long time ago.
Something about pole dancing not just being a hobby, but being a part of who she was. I was very sad. I gave her two cans of cider at a festival.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51,
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Hahaha I've never added you you spastic. I blocked you months ago
Youre the kind of childish cunt who would trawl through my stuff for ammo. Honestly you're an arrogant twat who is so far up his own arse it's untrue. You've rather proved that by everything you fucking do.
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51,
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I beg to differ Andrew, you friend requested me on two seperate occasions.

And... Why are you lying about me adding you Al?
What does that say About you? We both know it's bullshit, who are you trying to show off too now?
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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Well done for you, why don't you start posting it on b3ta? You know you want too.

(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:55,
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I'm going to take that as direct confirmation that you are happy for me to post those photos of you on b3ta.

Why are you lying alex?
I don't like you and we're not friends.
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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No we aren't, that's because I didn't accept the friend request.
And because you have been consistently rude and abusive towards me, which I didn't start, and despite that I still sent you a whole load of books, but you kept up being rude afterwards.

Admittedly you did say thanks, so I guess that means Battered won't be taking out a contract on you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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This is classic, when the bullshitter starts to believe his own bullshit.
I'm gonna save this page for larfs
(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57,
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(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:01,
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yeah, but it's ok cos forensics recovered the text as a favour
it took them 5 months of one woman working in her lunch hour. This had better be one fucking epic chapter.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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Persol easily make the best sunglasses.
Closely followed by Tom Ford. I have two soon to be three pairs of Persols, can't get enough.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43,
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They were the only ones I liked in all of the shops in town.
I'm going to have to look into what frames are suitable for taking prescription lenses etc. I think I shall be ebay shopping in future.
(Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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She text you back yet? I wonder what it is about you that's putting her off? Have you wondered that?

(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43,
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It was back up girl #2 I text.
So doesn't really matter. And yes.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44,
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Course it matters baz. Course it matters.

(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:45,
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I should be spending the weekend with her now I think.
Then next weekend with back up girl #1. Actual object of my desires is MIA. Am I cunt? Probably. But being a gentleman got me nowhere so fuck it init.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51,
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I don't care

(SteveFrenchCardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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Too busy living the jet set lifestyle/changing bearings I suppose, I understand.