So 409 got an official episode title: Pinkie Apple Pie! Who knows why she's traveling with the Apple family, but it should be fun. Two(four) farm girls (plus a farm guy) on the road! It'd be nice to know where they're going, though.

also there is a thing you do where you put on the full arm glove go all the way into the horses ass and pull out all of the shit. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THEY DO THIS BUT I AM SURE THERE IS A GOOD REASON.

>>15050179There used to be a tripfag here who worked on a farm and had to tend to the horses occasionally. He once regaled us with the tale of how you have to clean a horse's smegma out of their dicks by hand in order to prevent infection.

>>15050179>also there is a thing you do where you put on the full arm glove go all the way into the horses ass and pull out all of the shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k76mXT-Ir8Maybe you're thinking of this?

>>15051006>Would you guys like to have the episode 2 days earlyGreat!I wanted to watch the last episode with mlpg as it aired, but apparently everyone here are a bunch of elitist fucks obsessed with keeping "the piss" out.

>>15051006Please don't release it.There are going to be assholes screaming to release it now and people with genuine time constraints, but it's just going to break up show discussion and make everyone stressed

>>15051290>they open the box>it appears to be empty>Pinkie Pie chimes in "hey girls, maybe the prize is just the fact that we all worked together and overcame our differences to make this happen. Maybe the real prize is...our friendship! And to think we almost lost sight of that!">they all group hug>Rarity takes one last peak in the box>Actually a $1,000,000,000 bit bill taped to the bottom of the box>Holds it up slowly>They all start fighting>10 minute long knock-down drag-out combat scene ending with Twilight Sparkle winning and the mutilated bodies of her 5 friends sprawled out around herThis is how the season will end.

>>15051415>Everybody needs to get a blimp>Cause blimps are pretty pimp>You can fill it up with air>But that wont get you anywhere>Advertise upon the side>Take your girlfriend for a ride>Just fill up the ballon with the very best gas in toon>HELIUM>You need helium to fill that bitch up>Its the second symbol on the periodic table>Oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it>As chemicals go they're both pretty stupid>HELIUM>HELIUM>HELIUM

>Equestria Girls spin off>there's an episode where we find out that Sunset Shimmer has gone missing>this conflict doesn't get resolved until several episodes later>every time there's a new episode that doesn't address her disappearance, a thread with pictures of her being raped and tortured is posted.

>>15051709good napping spots and a sniper's range are one in the same. If you're comfortable napping there, a sniper can see you. Out in the open, possibly in the sunlight, away from buildings, because you have a nice breeze going.

>>15051842BUT IMAGINE him lying facing upwards on your belly, your hand gently stroking his, the two of you planting affectionate kisses all other each other's faces as you gently and casually push yourself in and out of his baby butthole.

>>15052402Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash take a vacation by themselves to a beachside resort town and reminisce about their childhood together, then realize they are very close friends with a long history, and spend the afternoon playing games along the pier, shopping, and just watching the sunset. Nothing would happen it would be SOL

On the one hand, Daring Don't was a little disappointing to me because she was a clear over-the-top generic adventure story character that suddenly happened to be real.

On the other hand, it actually establishes that there are adventures and villains and heroes happening and resolving across Equestria that the main cast and the Princesses aren't personally involved in. I like that, it just makes it feel more like a living, breathing world.

>>15052402But Anon, my dream episode is coming up on Saturday. The only thing that might end up missing is Rainbow Dash talking to Derpy because she's the only disabled pony that she knows other then Scootaloo, that way she can get advice on how to talk to Scootaloo with Derpy saying that she should just treat her like she always has, her being disabled doesn't change anything and treating her like glass now will only make it hurt worse.

Rainbow Dash thanks Derpy and apologizes for yelling at her back when she messed up the town hall, but Derpy tells her that she was indeed careless and thanks Rainbow for not treating her any differently then any other pony that messed up. Rainbow Dash calls her cool and says they should hang out more.

>>15053607>Rainbow Dash is over the moon to be coaching the young ponies in Scootaloo’s class for their competition to carry the flag at the upcoming Equestria Games. Just as the Cutie Mark Crusaders find their rhythm, Diamond Tiara‘s taunting becomes too much to handle and Scootaloo begins to doubt herself and her team>Scootaloo begins to doubt herself and her teamWe'll get a sad part man. It's a golden oportunity

>>15053522Well ask her if she could take me to Equestria. Then talk with her, have some dream tea with some dream crumpets and then release her.I mean if she's real woohoo Equestria, if not well at least I spent some time with a pony

>>15053632I hope it's not too corny, they've been getting a little too heavy handed with the CMC's dialogue when it comes to that. Like Sweetie Belle saying "then why do I feel like crying." Was just a little too...matter of fact. Characters shouldn't just say how they feel.

>>15053991She's actually not really even timid anymore. She's mostly just soft spoken and agreeable or a little passive aggressive. Though in the castle episode she reverted but that's because she was basically in a haunted mansion.

>>15053855I didn't do anything pone related for the class, sorry. Mine was about some former barbershop quartet singer reminiscing about an incident that made him quit singing forever. Basically, what happened was that the main character's group was performing at a theater one night and some guy suddenly burst in and started to shoot the place up. The main character is the only one of the group who survives the incident and then tries to fill the void left in his heart from losing his job, his friends and his hobby by buying a cat, who for some reason has a handlebar mustache looking marking on its face. That part was shoehorned in to make it seem less depressing, because I kept getting complaints that it was too depressing.

In a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive 30 sessions in order to be set free. Or won't he?

I'm actually glad these transfat, pansexual, multi-system, feminist, tumblr-bot, privilege-obsessed fuckers exist as long as I know they're not sane enough to ever be in a position of power. Unless that becomes possible they're only a source of motivation to be pretty much polar opposites of them, and a source of entertainment when they get upset at me for being a healthy, white, conservative, heterosexual American male, especially since I'm planning to join the military after New Year's where I can earn the special honor of being a baby killer.