O.J. Simpson has a knife to sell you!
The disgraced gridiron great is peddling the stiletto knife used to kill former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her pal Ron Goldman for $5 million, according to a bombshell report.
Nicole and Ron were brutally slashed to death outside her West Los Angeles home on June 12, 1994, leading to the most sensational murder trial in recent American history.
The knife was never found.
“[O.J. is] looking for a strictly cash deal so that the money can be deposited in offshore accounts and can’t be traced directly to him,” a source close to O.J. told the National Enquirer.
Sources close to O.J.’s inner circle believe he has held on to the 5-inch knife all these years and now has it stashed in the Bahamas.
An agent trying to broker deal doesn’t know where the knife is — because O.J. won’t reveal the cutlery’s location until a deal is 100 percent certain.
“O.J. said he’d reveal the location once a firm deal — for a minimum of $5 million — was reached,” the O.J. insider said.
The O.J. insider said the considerable cash isn’t important to Simpson. It’d be the ego rush knowing he’s pulled a fast one on authorities and his chief tormentor, Ron Goldman’s dad, Fred.
“It’s not just about the money,” the source said. “O.J. will get sick satisfaction from putting one over n the cops and Ron Goldman’s family. He’d love to think he’s outsmarted them.”
Simpson was found not guilty of double murder in 1995, but a civil jury later declared him liable for wrongful death and ordered him to pay $33 million.
O.J. is now serving time in Nevada for a 2007 memorabilia robbery he pulled in Las Vegas. He’s eligible for parole in 2017.
David Cook, a collections lawyer for Fred Goldman, said the knife report didn’t shock him.
“Simpson is an egomaniac,” Cook said. “He thinks he’s immune and immortal and he would revel . . . knowing he has possession of the murder weapon.”
A lawyer for O.J. couldn’t be reached for comment yesterday.
The whereabouts of the murder weapon remains a mystery. Cops, volunteers and amateur sleuths scoured streets of West LA — between Nicole’s condo and OJ’s Rockingham estate — yet the knife has never been found.

Alright I'm done creating threads for the week.

Detoxing

10-18-2012, 09:37 AM

"National Enquirer"

Spott

10-18-2012, 09:37 AM

OJ is a cut above the rest.

Sofa King

10-18-2012, 09:41 AM

I'm gonna take a stab at this and say it's fake.

Rain Man

10-18-2012, 09:41 AM

That doesn't seem like a good move. I thought there was no statute of limitations on murder.

Frazod

10-18-2012, 09:49 AM

That doesn't seem like a good move. I thought there was no statute of limitations on murder.

He was acquitted. Game over.

Somebody should buy that knife and stab the fucking prosecutors with it.

okoye35chiefs

10-18-2012, 09:51 AM

double jeopardy

cdcox

10-18-2012, 09:54 AM

Interesting idea. /Ray Lewis

listopencil

10-18-2012, 09:56 AM

"National Enquirer"

^

CoMoChief

10-18-2012, 10:41 AM

Interesting idea. /Ray Lewis

LMAO

"Hey Ray..We can talk it over having some beers somewhere....I'll drive" /Leonard Little.

Rausch

10-18-2012, 10:42 AM

LMAO

"We can talk it over some beers....I'll drive"/Leonard Little.

"Let's toss some ideas around and over the balcony..."/ Jim Brown

Dartgod

10-18-2012, 10:47 AM

I'm gonna take a stab at this and say it's fake.

It's a disgusting story, no matter how you slice it.

teedubya

10-18-2012, 10:48 AM

I just bought some OJ, and there were no slashed prices. That shit is getting expensive.

Rain Man

10-18-2012, 10:54 AM

He was acquitted. Game over.

Somebody should buy that knife and stab the ****ing prosecutors with it.

Ohhhh, is that the whole double jeopardy thing? So is he free now to do speeches about the murders and write a book and everything?

KC Tattoo

10-18-2012, 10:56 AM

"Let's toss some ideas around and over the balcony..."/ Jim Brown

"That's a curb stomping notion to take up on" Don King

Dave Lane

10-18-2012, 10:58 AM

Ohhhh, is that the whole double jeopardy thing? So is he free now to do speeches about the murders and write a book and everything?

Technically he could be charged with a lesser degree of murder say manslaughter so he's not totally out of the woods.

BlackHelicopters

10-18-2012, 10:58 AM

That OJ dude is crazy.
-Charlie Manson

Detoxing

10-18-2012, 11:00 AM

And to think.....some homeless dude in L.A is probably sitting there with the REAL knife, not knowing it.

5 Million Dollar Knife....being used to cut toe nails and pick boogers.

KCUnited

10-18-2012, 11:01 AM

Until all the facts come out it's not fair to judge, ito.

threebag02

10-18-2012, 11:06 AM

Fuck Fred Goldman I can't wait till he goes away.

Frazod

10-18-2012, 11:14 AM

Ohhhh, is that the whole double jeopardy thing? So is he free now to do speeches about the murders and write a book and everything?

He could have stood up on defense table as soon as the verdict was read and yelled out "SUCKERS!" if he'd wanted to.

Frazod

10-18-2012, 11:15 AM

Fuck Fred Goldman I can't wait till he goes away.

And I agree with this. Dude treated his kid like shit while he was alive but never had any problem playing the wounded father for the cameras and getting rich in the process after his death.

BlackHelicopters

10-18-2012, 11:28 AM

Anyone seen my Heisman?
-OJ

siberian khatru

10-18-2012, 11:33 AM

Dominick Dunne was too dead to comment.

HemiEd

10-18-2012, 12:40 PM

He could have stood up on defense table as soon as the verdict was read and yelled out "SUCKERS!" if he'd wanted to.

Seriously? That's fucked up, but I guess double jeopardy would be worse in most cases.

Titty Meat

10-18-2012, 12:53 PM

This article made me spit my drink/ LJ

DJJasonp

10-18-2012, 02:11 PM

double jeopardy

Does that count for DUI murders?/Donte Stallworth

jAZ

10-18-2012, 02:41 PM

O.J. is now serving time in Nevada for a 2007 memorabilia robbery he pulled in Las Vegas. He’s eligible for parole in 2017.