A cow farmer is herding his flock when a ghost appears and duly tells the farmer that he should stay away from bulls. The farmer, shaking in his boots, asks why. Because theyre fast and they... Right...

A doctor is attending one of his patients who has a small complaint. Here, why do you guys charge so much? asks the inquisitive patient. Well, weve got overheads to meet and, besides, you can get reimbursed through the National Health system...

Irishman is flying a commercial jet airliner from London to Dublin. As he approaches home, he requests permission to land from the control tower. Permission denied comes the response from the airport authorities. The pilot cant believe his ears as its a fine day and theres...

An astronaut is launched into space and he lands on the Moon. As he descends the craft to start exploring, he is approached by a suited gentleman selling real estate. Ive got just the property for you says the salesman....

Harry and his mate go duck hunting one winters day. They see a flock of ducks and start aiming their shotguns. Gee these ducks are fast says Harrys mate. I know. May be we should use sling shots replies Harry. Lets...

One day while Im walking around town, a policeman approaches me and says hey, didnt you steal that fur coat from the millionairess? What is your proof? I reply. Youve got it on answers the busy lawman....

My car is on fire. I race down to the garden shed and connect the garden hose in an attempt to put out the flames. However, there is no water as I have not paid my water rates. I call the local fire brigade who cannot attend immediately...

A man walks into a department store and asks where he can find the right section to buy a horse. We dont sell horses here replies the sales assistant. But I saw an advertisement for a horse in your catalogue...

Man is driving across town in his car when he runs over a large suitcase. He stops the car to investigate and then notices a person hop out of the bag.What the hell were you doing? the emerging fellow cries. More like what were you doing? replied the driver....

A giraffe walks into a bar and summons the bartender. Hey you! Yeah, you! How come you stole my wallet? demanded the giraffe. Why I dont believe I did, Mr Giraffe replied the bartender, taken aback. Yes, you did sir. When the horse and the camel came in here several hours ago, they paid for their drinks with cash...

Three bishops are walking in the Scottish highlands when a truck pulls up beside them and the driver leans out of the passenger window saying Which one of you individuals stole my prize sheep? The first bishop replies Well Im the bishop...

A pair of accountants go camping one weekend. They pitch a tent near a lovely river bed and settle down to relax. When darkness falls, a loud roar is heard coming from the nearby forest. Whats that? asks the first accountant. Ah, its just the sounds of nature. Relax says the other. A few minutes later the same...

Four men are riding horses in the Mojave Desert in America. One of them asks what time it is. Its half past a freckle says the other rider. Oh, thats a help! the horseman replies. Well what do you expect for a cheap joke? says the other man. So they...