We decided as a nation that your laws, well, sucked and decided on ones we liked. Well, our forefathers that is. I happen to like them too. And if you look at statistics, we have less rape, less assault victims and less total crime victims and higher perception of safety. You, no guns and us fat Americans having the option and right to own guns.

So eat your scone with your eyes in the back of your head always having to know you stand a higher chance of being raped because your criminals know you DON’T have a gun. Freedom tastes yummy!!!