“You ain’t gonna be a baseball player or a basketball player,” Grandpa told him in the surveillance video below. “Let me tell you something about baseball and basketball players. First of all, you got to be a good liar, a good lowlife, and an imbecile… You gotta take steroids. You must take steroids! And anybody that takes steroids is a garbage pail.”

In other news, it doesn't seem to surprising that this man ended up getting sentenced to life without parole.