When an INFP girl tells me that she isn't into me, but I'm picking up a lot of those chemical vibes from her? She generally says things that don't at all reflect her actions. She acts like she wants to be closer to me, and then she makes satirical comments about stuff like how "awkward" it is or something. Whadda crud does it mean?

Amplofi wrote:She generally says things that don't at all reflect her actions.

Maybe words don't hold much weight to her, what she feels is more definitive / true.
a. She is into you.
b. She is into you but doesn't want to further it.

Doesn't sound like b. because:

She acts like she wants to be closer to me...

...and then she makes satirical comments about stuff like how "awkward" it is or something.

She's putting herself in the situation and finding out what she likes and dislikes.
If the 'stuff' is you, then she's commenting about you.
If it's 'stuff' is the situation, then she's commenting about her interactions with it/you.

I think she likes you but is uncertain if you like her so she is holding back. An INFP (male sadly not female) that I know does this all the time with women where he would give off those "vibes" to women that I think its clear that he likes but never asserts himself to ask her out or do anything. I think your INFP girl is doing that, so what I suggest is that you make the first move on her but don't be too assertive about it or she may get frightened off. Also you never said if you like her. What do you think of her?

infps don't generally say 'I love u'. it just seems awkward, so she might be into u anyway. but honestly, infp girls don't often have that many friends, and when they find one, it can be seriously mistaken for love, they're so attatched and devoted. because if u said u were into her, than she would've confirmed it, I think.

My hair is very long. If I cut it off I would be devastated. I have never died, and do not follow fahions with it. In a way, it is my self- confidence, however, because it shows I do not care what other epole think of me for not following trends. Same reason why I don't wear makeup. I think you should do whatever you wany with your hair.
Has anyone else noticed us INFPs tend to not care about fashion and and what other people think of us?