I bought a set of vintage WRHBs and put them in my Telecaster Deluxe and holy shit I love them. Lollar Regals seemed kind of piercing to me so I was worried but these are perfect. I think this is the happiest I've been with a purchase of anything in my life this year.

me at 2:40 pm ---- (opening delivery box) Argh, Amazon double-billed me for Kewpie. Six fucking things of mayonnaise---are you fucking kidding me? Who could eat all this mayonnaise?

me at 3:00 pm --- (e-mailing) Blah, blah, there seems to be a glitch in the checkout process. I was billed for multiple duplicate items that I didn't request and according to your site, these items are non-returnable.

me at 4:00 pm --- (reading)

On this occasion, we don't require you to return the original items. You're welcome to keep, donate or dispose of it - whichever option is most appropriate and convenient for you.

comesect2.0 wrote:...what the shit are you buying mayonnaise off amazon for in the first place.

Japanese mayo is hard to come by in East TN. The only international market that carried it closed years ago.

My question is: why can't women buy their douche locally? I worked at Amazon for a month one summer, and at 4am I'd be asked to walk across a corridor, the length of a football field, because some fucking woman couldn't get her ass out the door to buy some douche.

echorec wrote:My question is: why can't women buy their douche locally? I worked at Amazon for a month one summer, and at 4am I'd be asked to walk across a corridor, the length of a football field, because some fucking woman couldn't get her ass out the door to buy some douche.

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echorec wrote:My question is: why can't women buy their douche locally? I worked at Amazon for a month one summer, and at 4am I'd be asked to walk across a corridor, the length of a football field, because some fucking woman couldn't get her ass out the door to buy some douche.

Working at Amazon is like being the Indiana Jones of douche-hunting. It's dark, you're tired. You're in a strange land, surrounded by enemies, and the only way to make it out of there is to acquisition female hygiene products for shut-ins. #templeofdouche