The República Federal of Philanialle is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Alfredo Cristiani with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.161 billion Central Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central American economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Central American Republic Reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,242 Central American Republic Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, group hugs break out during floor votes, and most pop videos prominently feature the Central American flag. Crime is totally unknown. Philanialle's national animal is the Torogoz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.