Didn't Cracked do an article that explained most of this one? Or at least one that was explained the same way, "compelling natural forces", and had the dudes in their underwear because at late stages of hypothermia you start feeling really hot for some reason.

In reference to the first one, Chinese people have two given names (well, second names because lolsyntax), called ming and biaozi. They have accents and **** but I have no idea how to write pinyin. Anyway, the ming is used as a child, and once they reach 20 years of age, it's replaced by the biaozi when formally conversing. For example, Liu Bei from The Three Kingdoms was recognized as Liu Xuande by his allies and superiors.

My brother showed me the aftermath pics of the guy who was sucked into the aircraft engine; some ****** up **** it, looked like someone threw ground beef on the tarmac. Also he said it happened while there where passengers inside the plane