You walked into the party likeYou were walking onto a yachtYour hat strategically dipped below one eyeYour scarf it was apricotYou had one eye on the mirrorsAs you watched yourself gavotteAnd all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partnerThey'd be your partner, and...You're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI bet you think this song is about youDon't you?Don't you?You had me several years agoWhen I was still quite naive.Well, you said that we made such a pretty pairAnd that you would never leaveBut you gave away the things you lovedAnd one of them was me.I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffee, and...You're so vain, you probably think this song is about youYou're so vain, I bet you think this song is about youDon't you, don't you?I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffee, and...You're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI bet you think this song is about youDon't you?Don't you?You're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI'll bet you think this song is about youDon't you?Don't you?(as sung on the Austrlaian Idol 2004 - '70's week')