Forever 21 Haters! Here’s more fuel for your Forever fire: The billion dollar clothing megachain for the youngs has recently debuted a maternity line, which has the company–accused in the past of sweatshop work conditions and stealing other people’s designs–facing new charges of encouraging TEEN PREGNANCY.

Or does it? Because where I grew up, the girls who were the most religious and who brought their Bibles to school in floral covers trimmed in lace and spent their Saturday nights proselytizing at the mall were also the girls who got finger-banged in the church choir loft and lost their virginity first and got pregnant out of wedlock.

6 Responses to “More Fodder For Forever 21 Haters”

I remember reading a piece in the New Yorker a while back about differing blue state/red state attitudes about teenage pregnancy. The article pointed out that in a “liberal, educated” household, a teenage pregnancy is a moment of dread, shame – the girl is meant to feel as though her life has been ruined. In a red-state-y household, the teenage pregnancy is actually more accepted, even if those folks are more religious. Sarah Palin, for example, has never expressed any shame over Bristol’s uh-oh baby – it’s funny how some of that Bible-stuff gets thrown out the window when it’s a young lady in your own home!

Also, I went to Catholic school for most of my life. Talk about the sluttiest sluts who ever did slut up a slut.