Crosby, there to renew his driver's license, became the beneficiary of a Pennsylvania DMV policy in which celebrities can be ushered to the front of the line if supervisors determine it would help in "keeping control and keeping disruptions to a minimum," a spokeswoman for the motor vehicles department told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Huh...I renewed my license this week, but opted for the Butler DMV (which is probably the same distance as McCandless for me). The Butler DMV was almost completely empty, and I had no wait time. However, it's very unlikely that I'll ever see a Penguin in Butler.

Oh, Sid! What were you thinking of mixing with the hoi polloi? Why didn’t you use your star power to arrange an off-hour, private meeting with the DMV folks, far away from prying eyes and wagging tongues? Isn’t it about time you got with the program and started acting like an entitled superstar?