Consuming ganja isn’t a big deal. Still, folks act like it’s some crazy plant from outer space. Indeed, pot enthusiasts have heard it all when it comes to commentary from rookies. It’s like a virgin talking about sex; they’re clueless. Luckily, though, many of you have a sense of humor and can laugh it off anyway. And for your amusement, here are ten annoying things people that don’t smoke weed say.

1. Pot smells funny

If you don’t like the way weed smells, then you must also dislike pretty much every scent out there. Not only can cannabis smell like clean linen, but it can also have a cookie-like fragrance, depending on the strain.

3. My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me get high

4. It makes me too sleepy

Yes, the herb can make you sleepy. On the other hand, it can also give you energy. Therefore, this classic excuse no longer works, not that it ever did. Just choose a sativa rather than an indica, and you’re all set.

5. I don’t want my throat to burn

Again, this isn’t a valid excuse. There is more than one way to consume cannabis, some of which don’t require smoking it at all. Instead of hitting the bong, try a joint, a consumption method that is less harsh on the lungs.

8. Can you light it for me?

Of course, someone will likely help you light your ganja once. However, this also means they’ll have to do everything else, from grinding the bud to rolling the blunt. At this point, they might as well smoke it for you, too.