Having had such heavy, heavy doubts about Peter Andre and Elen Riva’s relationship, it would seem these two are actually a couple. They’ve apparently been dating for weeks after being introduced at Claire Powell’s birthday, even meeting each other’s children and spending Christmas together.

So now we’re just expected to write about them as if they’re a normal couple? It doesn’t feel right. It’s ingrained in us to disbelieve anything regarding old fakey Andre, but it’s only fair that we give it a try.

Ahem, here we go. So now that Pete and Elen are so close, they’ve started working out together. With Pete having a gym at home and Elen on Dancing on Ice, it just makes sense.

A source (hi, Claire!) reportedly said: “"Elen is loving getting hot and sweaty with Peter. He knows all about fitness and is training her hard. She wants to tone up and improve her flexibility, which is why Peter has been boxing and bodybuilding with her.

“Peter is hoping to feel the benefits in more ways than one.

“Elen loves Peter's washboard stomach and asked for his help to get her into shape to cope with the demands of the show.”

OK, that’s enough. We’re willing to try, but there’s only so much we can do.