Balenciaga casts the classic Croc slipper in a punk-ish new light for SS18.

In a whimsical bubblegum-pink hue, the front is decorated with a selection of irreverent pop-culture charms including logo plaques, avocados, flags, and pug faces to create an effect like a fridge of souvenir magnets.

Take advantage of the high platform sole to lift an ankle-skimming dress.

You can pick up a pair of these clunky must-haves for £645. After all, who needs to live in a heated, food-stocked home when you stroll around in shoes this damn comfy?

Balenciaga

Balenciaga

Of course, for those of us more au fait with Primark than Prada, you can snap this look up like a true crocodile through trusty Amazon.

The online marketplace is bang on trend, selling Crocs Women’s Cyprus V Heel W Heeled Shoes for just £42.05 + £4.20 UK Delivery. You can apparently even get these bad boys in brown.