Tuesday, June 20, 2006

SexyBack To The FutureSex?

Sorry to have to do this to y'all, especially so early in the day, but here are a few pictures of Kevin Federline showing an awful lot o' skin as he lounges poolside at the Spederline Miami hotel:

Doesn't he just ooooze sensuality? Sorry, I meant to write doesn't he just ooooze out of his bathing trunks? It look likes K-Fed's beer belly has grown around his entire waist. I suppose we should thank our lucky stars that he's not wearing a speedo. Yikes! [Source]

Here's a less scarier picture of The Federline enjoying the Miami Heat vs. Dallas Mavericks basketball game this past Sunday night:

Pink reader Ashley was also at the Miami vs. Dallas b-ball game on Sunday. She writes: This is totally random, but on Sunday I was at the Heat game in Miami and definitely spotted K-Fed. He was sitting behind the basket with, I think his bodyguard, rocking a white "Marty is my HERO" shirt. No idea who Marty is. Interesting ... it looks like the Marty t-shirt was homemade with a Sharpie marker. Nice. [Source]

ANNE HATHAWAY, MERYL STREEP and the rest of the fabulous cast of 'The Devil Wears Prada' debuted their stiletto-sharp satire last night in the heart of New York City. Meryl was back to blonde after playing ruthless magazine editor Miranda Priestly on-screen. Saying she wanted a distinctly "iconic" look, the blonde Oscar winner wore a chic, short haircut and went prematurely gray for the part. "I wanted to create a look that was unlike anybody else," Meryl tells "The Insider." "A certain kind of woman, who, you just know her in the room because there's nobody else that looks like her. There were a couple of editors, LIZ TILBERIS and POLLY MELLON, who worked at Vogue, who, in defiance of the beauty industry kept their own white hair, and I thought that was a nice stroke of vanity and beauty." Even tho it's plainly obvious that Meryl's character Miranda Priestly is a caricature of Vogue editor Anna Wintour, she claims her character "is an amalgam of several power players she's known over the years -- mostly men!" Isn't that interesting? Especially since I've heard that Ms. Wintour used to be a dude. I keed, I keed ... don't put a hit out on me Anna. [Source]

Paris Hilton was in Canada for the Much Music Awards over the weekend and the heiress was quite friendly with a new man. Miss Hilton was seen partying and holding hands with hockey player Jose Theodore, goalie for the Colorado Avalanche ... Surprisingly, the two left Club Ultra in Toronto together, and headed to Paris' hotel. Paris skipped into the front of the hotel and waited in the lobby for her date. Theodore waited briefly, then exited Hilton's car to join her. Surprisingly?! Are they kidding?! I think the only person who is going to be surprised is Jose when he wakes up in a foggy hang-over haze and realizes what he did. Tsk, tsk ... the poor thing. [Source]

Awww ... check out these really cute pictures of Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie and her pet pooch Foxxy Cleopatra as they soaked up some sun at a Malibu beach this past Sunday:

Er ... correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Mischa Barton used to have boobs? Maybe I'm just imagining things ... at any rate, the BFFs look like they had a good time. I love the picture of Nicole lovin' on Foxxy. As long as Nicole has the love of her Pomeranian she don't need no stinkin' man. [Source]

Ugh ... I'm not sure if y'all are ready to witness the extent of the love between Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy but ... well, I think you can handle it:

[A] full-on tongue sarnie is one thing that might put us off our showbiz nibbles. So just imagine the retching when we spotted these two stars indulging in a bit more than polite chit chat in the back seat of a car. Actually, bless them. The world needs a little more love. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Maybe I was wrong ... I don't think that I can handle it. Does there have to be so much tongue? Blech! My apologies to all of you who haven't had lunch yet. [Source]

Here are a couple more pictures of Gwen Stefani and baby Kingston James hanging out with daddy Gavin Rossdale at the tennis courts over the weekend:

Sorry, they're such a cute couple, I'm prolly gonna post lots of pictures of them for a while. It's really cool that Gwen and Gavin are not letting the paparazzi interfere with their lives. Even tho Kingston doesn't look at all interested in his daddy's tennis prowess, I'm sure he doesn't mind showing his dad the support. [Source]

Let us pause for a moment to enjoy these pictures of Prince Harry riding atop his noble steed as he prances about the polo field, thrilling both audience and family members alike:

Even tho polo is called The Game of Kings, I think Harry looks pretty regal up on his horse. Besides, Princes Charles and William can't live forever :) [Source]

Dannii Minogue celebrated the release of her new album Hits & Beyond in London yesterday in this Marilyn Monroe-esque red dress:

It's too bad she didn't have the wind blowing up her keister effect to pull off the whole look. As much as I'd rather Dannii's new album be full of all new material, I suppose I can't complain that this greatest hits package has 6 new songs on it (almost half a new album). Wee! [Source]

The continuing saga of Hermione Granger and The Love Affair with Butter Beer continues with this picture of Prom-ward bound teen actress Emma Watson all dolled-up like a street-walker circa 1985, in the back of a limo with about 45 friends (with at least one boy) and a bottle of (what looks to be) Budweiser beer firmly in her grip:

Yehawww! I can only imagine what the Prom afterparty was like. Zima for everybody! You go girl. [Source]

Tonight CNN airs the coveted first interview with Angelina Jolie since the birth of her baby with Brad Pitt. Anderson Cooper was the lucky journalist who managed to score this interview with Angelina, which airs on his show Anderson Cooper 360 starting at 10PM:

Anderson was so excited to be chatting with Ange that he even blogged about it: When Angelina Jolie came into the room, just four days after returning from Namibia, she was alone. No handlers, no entourage. True, elaborate precautions had been made to make sure no photographers followed her to the hotel where we met, but there she was, by herself, walking into the hotel suite, smiling, ready to talk ... There are a lot of ridiculous stories circling on the Internet, spread by alleged "insiders" who claim that CNN or its parent company Time Warner somehow paid for the chance to talk to Angelina. These anonymous "sources" claim that People Magazine and CNN had some kind of joint deal to secure rights to photos and the interview ... CNN did not pay anything -- directly or indirectly -- to get Angelina Jolie to sit down for an interview. So why did she do it? And why talk to me? That is a great question ... has Angelina Jolie single-handedly dubbed Anderson Cooper the new Barbara Walters or (gasp!) Oprah Winfrey? I'll be tuning in to see for myself. [Source]

It's interesting that Angelina decided to do this interview without the aid of any publicists or handlers just like Britney Spears did for her Dateline interview last week. At least Angelina thought it wise to run a brush thru her hair and I'm fairly certain she left the chewing gum at home. Anderson, for his part, opted to wear socks with his shoes (unlike Matt Lauer). Blah! What is there left to make fun of?

Here are a few pictures from the Maxim magazine photoshoot with Jessica Simpson ... but don't get all excited ... she looks pret-ty bad:

Jessica Simpson is so sexy ... for 1942. Geeze, I bet her mom Tina Simpson would look hotter in that bathing suit. Hey Jess, you forgot to wear pearls and a swim cap with your suit. [Source]

Justin Timberlake is releasing the follow-up to his hugely successful debut album this summer. His new album, FutureSex/LoveSounds, is due out in stores on September 12th (the lead single, SexyBack, is due out July 7th). Here is the first official promo picture for the album's release:

The equation Kanye West + Michael Jackson = Justin Timberlake refers not only to JT's new look but I'm sure it'll refer to the sound of his music as well. Bring it, Justin ... we're all waiting. [Source]

And finally, Pink reader Allison sends in this great picture from a training session at the World Cup last week:

It is very important to stretch ... see, you don't want to pull anything and end up with a groin injury ... cuz then you might have to get physical therapy in the groin area and enjoy the sympathy of your team mates. Hmm ... sounds like a win-win situation all around actually. [thanks Allison]

I spent most of yesterday taking care of errands in preparation for my move. I officially signed the lease on my apartment yesterday so it's pretty much a done deal. I'm anxious and nervous about the move ... but it's been such a long-time coming, I really can't wait to just get out there already.

But first, I have to take care of a few things in NYC. I'm flying out tomorrow night and will be there for about a week. I can't wait to see David ... it's been too long already.

I am happy to announce that I'm scheduled to appear on a segment on The Today Show tomorrow morning early in the 8 o'clock hour. I taped a short piece on Celebrity Himbos when I was in LA a couple of weeks ago and it's scheduled to air during tomorrow's show:

You know ... if that Meredith Vieira thing doesn't work out, NBC might think about giving me a call. I can look smart and sassy in a pants suit, too!