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Duck Mascot Suspended For Beatdown, Teabagging

As if the UO Athletic Department wasn’t already having PR issues, now their public face has been suspended for next weeks home game against Fresno State for delivering this brutal smackdown to the Houston Cougar. No word yet on why the Duck decided to run wild on the Cougar, nor why he felt compelled to savagely teabag his hapless victim as he lay quivering on the turf of Autzen Stadium. Needless to say, this comes as a blow to the ASUO’s much-vaunted (by them) “Classy Fan Initiative.”

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Wow... that's pretty great. As I read on some other page and agree with, it's definitely the expression on the duck's face that sells the whole thing. Who hasn't wanted to see a human-sized Donald Duck forcibly teabag a large cougar?

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.