Too bad the person you killed wasn't my dad "jjmac12345". Anyway, "goddamit" must be a cat because he has come back so many times, but he is the worst kind: a copy cat. So I pretend like I want to do him in the copy room, but what I really do is slam his head down on the glass of the copy machine, and bang his brains out with the top. Then, I copy the image, take it home, and laugh joyously while frying up the rest of his body for my dog. (Sips wine here).

kills jjmac12345 by shoving puke in jjmac12345's bellybutton, while sticking my penis in his ear lobe. In his other ear lobe, I pour clam chowder. As I'm doing that, I give him anal. Then I put spoiled McFlurries in his nostrils, and put Claritin in his penishole. Then, I cram 9 Corona bottles in his mouth and stab him in the chest. Then I go inside him, and stick my penis in his small intestines.

kills UCONN2k5 by slicing of his head,then i grab it and hide behind the bushes,i wait for EMMAY3 to pass by still laughing at the picture,then with my good aiming,i throw the head at her,knocking her out.
she then wakes up in a warehouse,she is tied to a table.i grab the picture and use it to give her papercuts all over her body,i then insert some salt in to the cuts and strech them to open more.i then take her wine and shove it up her ass,then i take her dog and kill it,by smashing its head against the wall.i finish her of by cutting her in half.

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What exactly do you mean by that? Cause I'm almost positive it was him.

Drops a nickel off the empire state building onto EMMAY3's head.

I mean because you screwed my mom twice, you are my father... Grabs trampeline out of my pocket. The nickel soars back up the empire state building and squeezes into "jjmac12345"'s nasal cavity, busts through, and smashes his brain.

Then I drop a ten pound weight off of the empire state building onto EMMAY3. It crushes her head and she dies.

(damn, no dick choppin here. You know, theres actually some history behind that. There was a group of soldiers in the middle ages , i forget their name, and after they killed you they would chop your dick off and stuff it in your mouth.)

jumps on kswf and beats him senceless,then i use a combat shotgun and blow his brains out,i then countinue shoting until i have no more bullets,i then piss on his body and take a sh*t on it,then i drop it off the a bridge,filled with sharks,to finish him of i grab a plane to china and then push a button launching a atomic bomb at the exact stop kswf is.

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I slip some knockout pills in goddamits drink. Drag him to an empty warehouse and tie him up and secure him with duct tape. Of course i tape his mouth to silence the screaming. once he becomes conscious again, i pluck out each eyelash one by one. then i just take off the whole eyelid with an exacto knife. I feed them to starving rats i have collected. I take a mixture of wusabi and habanero pepper and smear it in his naked eyeballs and watch him try to blink with no eyelids. I slowly peel off the layer of skin covering his face and cover it with honey. then i sprinkle hundreds of ticked off fire ants on the huge open wound. i do the same where the sun dont shine (if you know what i mean) Finally, I make a deep incision in his stomach and insert a cocktail of flesh eating insects. I stitch the incision up, untape his mouth, give him a few hits of acid and watch the fun unfold. Mwa ha ha ha!!!

Hung, drawn, and quortered is what you get! (thats when you hang someone untill they pass out then let then cetch their breath. Then you slice their belly and pull out their intestine. Then you tie each arm and leg to a horse and run them in oposet directions untill they are pulled off.) P.S. people acualy used to do that.

Now kill me, and make it good.

Your ass is so fat, that when you walk down the street people say, `Goddamn, that is a big fat ass!`
~member of the Chaose posse~

after crying my eyes out of hearing some crazy citygal20011 kill my brother, i find no-one reading the newspaper,i then sneak behind him and hit him in the head with a brick.he wakes up in a dark room,tied to a chair.i insert flesh eating rats in to the room,and put the on fire.they start eating him and he starts burning,then i grab a bucket of guts,dicks,puke,and sh*t.i throw it all over him and use my rocket launcher to finish him off

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*regenerates like Kenny at the beginning of Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut* Okay, I surrender, goddamit. You're too good for me to defeat. Just one favor... can I have your autograph? *goddamit signs my autograph; once he returns it, I pull out a gun* Thanks, NOW DIE!!!!!!!!! *shoots the crap out of him until he falls over dead on the concrete; I then pull down my pants and piss and sh*t in his mouth, then use the paper that he signed his autograph on as toilet paper*

I shoot a hot, buttery, and salty potato up KSWF's ass with my homemade potato cannon. Then I chop off all of his limbs and thow him in a swimming pool. He drowns. Then I bring him up from the bottom and take a dump on his body.

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