Useless Toilet Paper Machine Is Your Worst Nightmare

The Useless Duck Company is appropriately named as they make extremely useless and crazy inventions that nobody ever asked for. Their latest invention is a very useless, and extremely dangerous, toilet paper dispenser machine. An electric motor turns the toilet paper roll so a few squares come down, and then a terrifying butcher’s cleaver slashes the toilet paper to not-so-elegantly tear it off the roll. Ya, this might be just a little bit dangerous.