anthropomorphism: personifying or attributing human characteristics to an animal or other non-human being.
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Friday, September 19, 2008

Planet of the AAAAAPES!

It's finally here! The MONKEY BOX REPORT! My ma ape sometimes calls us the monkey house because sometimes my baby brudder howls like a monkey. And yesterday--our house got FOUR NEW APES. Fortunately not naked apes!

It all began with a big surprise. A box at the door! From Oregon! And that means...BIG FOOT! No, that means GRAMMIE!

The box was taller than me so I let Oscar Bean open it up.

AND LOOK WHAT WAS INSIDE! AAAAAPES! There is a gorilla, a white gorilla, an orangetang and a chimp/naked ape hybrid (that must be why it is pink and wearing a t-shirt right?)

My brudder thought he could share. He could not.

The apes are WALLY'S DOMINION!

I piled up all the apes in the room and and tested them all out. And when my ma ape tried to use the gorilla for a pilla, I stole it back!

And look what else I found in the box! MARIONBERRIES.

And the note said that there was something in the box for the ma ape. And the ma ape was so excited because she does love her some marionberries, especially on her ice creams.

But she was clearly mistaken. I think this is what Grammie and Moco sent for her:

Thank you Grammie and Moco and Dawson and Foley and Edgar and Clara and Pappy! I'm the luckiest dog in the world. And I can't wait to take more pictures of me and my ape crew by the harsh light of day!

Those are some cool,fantastic,wonderful Monkeys!!!! What a nice grammie.Is that jelly? Now we gotta look up marionberries. Wonder if they are a berry we call by another name??I have MONKEY ENVY!!!!Hugs, Sunnypurty cool wally. Thos munkees luk bigger than me!Hi 5s

You are not only a ma ape's boy, you are totally GRAMMIE'S BOY! That is one ape who loves the stuffin' outta you, buddy! WHOA! The apes (hairy ones) are free and running the zoo! So many apes... so little drool.

Grammie was so thoughtful to send your ma ape that box too. She's nothing if not thoughtful.