September 10th 1998
No. 20

spigot: WELL THE SAFEWAY LADY CLAIMS SHE HAS NO IDEA IF I'VE PURCHASED AN...
spigot: ...ADEQUATE RATIO OF TISSUE PAPER / HUSTLERS
deuce: DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK THE MANAGER
deuce: THEY DON'T TELL THE FRONT-LINE GRUNTS THAT KIND OF STUFF
spigot: STUFFING HER HEAD INTO THE CAULIFLOWER