I'm here to see if any o' you fellars need a little straightenin' out. That and I like to hear me some crazy ideas now and again, and it don't get no crazier than when folks start a yammerin' on about their politics and such.

I'm here to see if any o' you fellars need a little straightenin' out. That and I like to hear me some crazy ideas now and again, and it don't get no crazier than when folks start a yammerin' on about their politics and such.

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Some hillbilly. Not likely. Your DSL is from one of the 10 largest cities in the nation, Jed. Try again.

I'm here to see if any o' you fellars need a little straightenin' out. That and I like to hear me some crazy ideas now and again, and it don't get no crazier than when folks start a yammerin' on about their politics and such.

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Some hillbilly. Not likely. Your DSL is from one of the 10 largest cities in the nation, Jed. Try again.

Thar ain't no chix neither. Everybody I know had to go to the big city to find a woman, not all of us could get her to leave directly, I'm still workin' on that part. Didn't figger you'd be so darn persnickety.

I'm here to see if any o' you fellars need a little straightenin' out. That and I like to hear me some crazy ideas now and again, and it don't get no crazier than when folks start a yammerin' on about their politics and such.

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Some hillbilly. Not likely. Your DSL is from one of the 10 largest cities in the nation, Jed. Try again.

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I was thinking the same but didn't have the proof to back it up, lmao.

As a descendant of a long-established family from the Ozark Mountains of Missouri, I really, really hate it when idiots misuse the term hillbilly.

Yeah, there are some of us out here still, and we aren't imbeciles as per the standard stereotype.

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Were someone to draw up a detailed study of all the various and sundry types and qualities of hickhood I believe that 'redneck' would probably be a better descriptor for my particular background, but hillbilly sounds a lot better and I've been called that too. If you want to take offense that's fine but I must ask How many cattle have YOU roped while riding on the front of a riding lawn mower?

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