Just for the record, cretinous cartoon publishers, I don't much appreciate getting recycled versions of the first rejection slip Gary Larson got nearly 30 years ago, or versions thereof. You know damn well that crap you're pushing is pitifully out of date, technically pathetic and about as visually stimulating as toilet paper.

If anyone wants to publish my cartoons, the magic words are "hard cash upfront" and "respect", and keep your damn office animals out of my sight. Real people only, no exceptions.All images are copyright, no commercial uses permitted.

I keep wondering- Is there some sort of law that requires everyone in media to be a bureaucratic peasant with an IQ containing no whole numbers?