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In a surprise release, Early Access to POSTAL 4: No Regerts is now
available for Windows
on
Steam, offering a new installment in Running With Scissors' outrageous
open-world shooter series (thanks
Gematsu). Here's an
Early Access Launch Trailer with a look at the game's over-the-top action
set to the sounds of Tattoo the Scars. The description of the clip has details,
calling this a sequel to POSTAL 2 in an effort to deny the existence of POSTAL
3, which was released
on Steam back
in 2011 without the involvement of Running
With Scissors:

The POSTAL Dude is back!

Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town
remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed,
the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ,
drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place
to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car,
trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s
seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and
neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses
an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie
within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.

POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first
person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as
"The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)

Key Features

Free roam, open world, sandbox gameplay: Approach your daily set of Errands in a
non-linear fashion! Seek out optional Side Quests for additional rewards! Or
ignore all of that and just cause general pandemonium at your own leisure!

Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice for Duke Nukem, in the role
of the POSTAL Dude!

A brand new town to explore: Discover Edensin and unearth the dark secrets of
this gambling town! Visit the local penitentiary, but don’t become a permanent
guest! Meet the mysterious and exotic locals at the Mexican border! Cruise the
roads in style in your own fashionable Mobility Scooter! Test your luck at the
casinos on the Zag, all under the watchful eye of the monolithic ERC Tower!

Pacifist vs. Aggressive: Enjoy full freedom in your choice of playstyle! New
ammo types and other tools to greater support peaceful (or non-lethal, at least)
confrontations, but violence is still always an option too!

Over-the-top arsenal: Series classics return such as the iconic Shovel, Gas Can,
and the famous boomerang Machete! Brandish new weapons like the AK and Tazer
Baton! Set traps and unleash feathered chaos with the new Pigeon Mine! Get
creative with the Spurt’n’Squirt’s unique liquid ammo types: Fill it with water
to put out fires, gasoline to create an improvised flamethrower, or urine to
shower Edensin’s residents!

Potent Power-ups: Add that familiar POSTAL twist to your weaponry with power-ups
such as the classic Cat Silencer, the slow motion-inducing Catnip, and the dual
wielding Energy Drink!

Bevy of interactivity: Feed Doggie Treats to strays to gather canine armies to
do your dirty work! Grab and carry around objects to stack them and reach new
areas or just throw them at others to annoy them! For the first time in the
franchise, use and flush toilets!