After yesterday’s pictures with Kelly Monaco, I guess Rose McGowan wanted to show me that she can stand on her own as a hot ass cougar. Here she is in some leather shorts and a sweet little tank top giving us a good look at those perky sideboobs of hers. Well played lady. I’m not sure that these are better shots than the ones with her and Kelly, but it’s a start. I won’t be able to tell until I get a look at that cougar body in a little swimsuit. Make it happen.

I’m sure that by now you’ve all memorized the cast list of this season’s Dancing With The Stars, it’s the most important thing going on right now, so you already know that reality TV hottieKristin Cavallari will be shaking her little booty once a week for at least….. I give it three weeks. Obviously I don’t watch the show, I still don’t know anybody who does, but I’m not against watching this cutie do her thing in some little costumes. Like a sexy maid or a sexy policewoman costume or something. Hot.

Here’s Ashley Tisdale in all her mousy hotness at some event the other day. Why does this chick even get invited to events? She must be on some TV show that only preteens watch because I have no clue what the hell she does. I know I should really be on top of that kind of thing, but I really don’t give a crap. She’s got a good little body on her, she works out all the time, her boobs are nice, she wears some sexy outfits from time to time and her face is average. That’s good enough for this guy. Enjoy.

These pictures of AnnaLyne McCord in her silly sexy outfit must be from her crappy teen show or the shows been cancelled and she’s now a magician’s assistant. Either way, I like it. I’d like to make her appear in my pants. This chick seems like she’d do pretty much anything for this TV show, the producers need to write in some girl on girl action or something. If AnnaLynne wants to make this bent over position her signature pose, instead of that annoying blowing kisses to the camera crap, I’d be alright with it.

So it seems that pretty much every hottie out there these days is getting their phone hacked, not for personal information or anything like that, but for the real important stuff…. Half nude sexy pictures. Here are some hacked shots of Julianne Hough doing, well, not doing anything. Knowing that she’s dating Ryan Seacrest and how media savvy that douche is, I’m sure these were all pre-approved staged shots she left on her phone just in case some nerd decided to hack into it. I bet the real naughty pics are on Ryan’s phone. Just saying.

I don’t really follow beach volleyball, judging from the crowd at this game nobody does, but I do like watching hot chicks in little bikinis jump around in the sand. Obviously I prefer it when their liquored up and doing some sort of all inclusive resort drinking game, but I guess volleyball works too. Anyhow, here’s Morgan Beck giving us a good look at her form on the beach the other day. She’s definitely got some great ball skills.

I love women in tight little dresses as much as the next guy, but when I get two cougars like Rose McGowan and Kelly Monaco trying to out do one another with their hotness, I start to get a bit of a headache. In a good way, like the blood has rushed out of my head and I need to take about thirteen minutes to myself. Obviously neither one of these chicks deserve a whole post to themselves, but together they make a great pair. Now make out or wrestle or something.

I’m sick of all the VMA pictures, I’m sick of a pregnant Hilary Duff and I’m sick of blogging in my boxer shorts, so I needed to class things up a bit. I’ve put on some tight European boxer briefs and I’ve got these shots of Adriana Lima teasing us in some sexy lingerie. I love it. The woman is a piece of art, she should be in a hotness museum… Hopefully an interactive museum where we’re allowed to touch the art. These shorts aren’t fitting right anymore.

I haven’t seen my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy in quite some time, ever since she was dumped by X-Factor for having that weird accent, so I’m happy to see she’s doing alright. Here she is in what looks like a sweet see through dress on the set of some movie she’s working on. I hope she plays a hooker or stripper or something, she’s already got the cheesy thigh tattoo. I don’t know how her accent is going to work on the big screen, I hope this thing has subtitles. I guess it doesn’t matter, she’s hot enough to pull it off.