1. get some peanut butter2. get some wine3. get a rope4. get a hooker5. get a jar of bumble bees6. get a marker7. get some duct tape8. get a can of warm pepsi the older the better9. get a welders mask10. get an old cell phone that you dont care about11. get a lighter or two12. get a can of refried beans (the restaraunt kind not the black ones)13. get a video camera and lots of space to record on14. get some old credit or atm cards that are no longet active14. get a hampster15. get a pliers16. get an ashray17. get some dumbles 40Lbs or heavier18. get a phone book19. get an old computer (you wont need the screen)20. get some catnip

Forth: Spend the money on things that raise your physical status (gym membership, tanning membership, new car, clothes, watches rinky rings, gold teeth,) and anything that will attract women to you very easily. Anything shiney will attract a woman. ANYTHING SHINEY. it dosent matter what it is, go ahead try it cut open a soda can and turn it inside out and put it on your wrist and in a matter of moments you will have to kick a woman in the face for not leaving you alone. Anyway next get as many as these women pregnant as you can over the course of years and years and years and raise your kids to ALL have your last name tattoed on their back and to have as many children as they can and follow the whole tattoo tradition. Maybe its a symbol or a word it dosent matter. What the tattoo is is like what the shiney thing i was talking about earlier is. It just really dosent matter. Then you'll have started your own race and you can die knowing that youre a god. You did it man. you really did it. There will be MILLions of you an. MILLIONS.

Remember, anyone from the middle east IS a terroist. They will most probably disagree with you, but they are just looking for a reason to kill you. If you're an American then WATCH OUT! Even the Koran says all Americans must die.

When giving a pill to a horse, put the pill under its tongue, put a tube up the horse's butt, and suck really hard. If somebody else uses the tube later, be sure to switch ends to avoid spreading germs.

Brain Surgery 101 ( I perform it on myself first to show you all how it's done)

1. Grab a Mallet (You need to Crack the Skull like a Walnut to Proceed)2. Swing Mallet at Patients Head Like soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............​........ .....................