Justin Bieber Doesn’t Get Instagram at All

Justin Bieber, confused new grown-up, posted a photograph to Instagram with a misleading angle. As one does. But Bieber’s soul is an honest one in this sea of visual deception. He couldn’t stand silently while this specious photograph fooled innocent onlookers. They might mindlessly believe this image. They might uncritically see a paunch where a paunch was not. So helpful Bieber helpfully wrote: “Great birthday [CROWN EMOJI] and I’m not fat it’s the angle.” Just delivering righteous words to this deceptive medium of photography. Just speaking truth to power.