Lolololol! I use this Tapatalk app for the forum, and I don't get messages on it. I just logged on and saw "In other words, stop hanging around her" in my inbox and was like, Holy shit! What is going on?!

If you actually read Dark Tower ( and, the beach is not that goddamn bad, you'll live ), I'll read whatever you want as long as I can find it at my library or find it used on amazon for less than four bucks.

Yes. Ender's Game is definitely the place to start. Then Speaker for the Dead, then Xenocide, then Children of the Mind.
DO NOT read any of the parallel series (Ender's Shadow, etc) until you read the original series.

And, you kind of did directly get me to read them, because all of your nagging settled into a little corner of my brain. It was like an irritant in an oyster.

I am not allowed to rob a liquor store anymore because I met my own personal Jesus.

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