"Any Pinot’s OK. Pregnant People Do It" and Other Insane Quotes From Jersey Shore Season 3, Episode 4

This episode was certainly more dramatic than most others, but that doesn’t mean they didn’t say their fair share of crazy crap. After all, Snooki is still there. Check out the choice quotes from Jersey ShoreSeason 3, Episode 4.

10. The Situation: “It’s almost like an avalanche of good energy.”Right, because there’s nothing more positive than an avalanche.

9. Snooki: “That’s your typical gorilla-guidette couple. And they would have the most amazingly cute babies ever.”What’s your definition of cute?