How Computers Work. Recently recovered & scanned in by the good folks at BoingBoing, this was an early textbook explaining the fundamental concepts & inner workings of modern computing systems. I believe a slightly different edition of this book was my own introduction to computers when I was in 6th grade or so, which explains a lot about my approach to using them.posted by scalefree (44 comments total)
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Great find, great snapshot of the early days of computing and some of the information is still relevant. I always wondered about the exact interaction between kittens and bees in early Computer Control Units. Anyone know why only women can feed computers though?posted by Ad hominem at 2:27 AM on December 22, 2011 [1 favorite]

Because computers used to be fragile, expensive things, and men's rough hands would damage them. It was a major achievement in the early days of Silicon Valley that they devised computers that could stand up to boisterousness. Even then, they had to be kept out of the hands of mischievous boys, in favour of their sickly indoors-loving counterparts, who would be less likely to damage them in boyish games.

It seems like a joke, but huh?? Note: French cannot be converted to electronic form and Data can be permanently inscribed on platinum disks by the Church of Scientology and stored in vaults in New Mexicoposted by BigCalm at 3:38 AM on December 22, 2011 [2 favorites]

BigCalm: It's because Scientologists are really into genealogy. There was a big scandal when it became known that the names of Holocaust victims were being "cleared" by Scientologists and stored on disks, which would later be dropped into a volcano.posted by Joe in Australia at 3:46 AM on December 22, 2011

The Church of Scientology stores all the platinum disks from your computer at Trementina Base along side the archive of the complete works of L. Ron Hubbard. I think you may need compatible kittens and bees though.posted by Ad hominem at 3:48 AM on December 22, 2011

Programmers, being human. are always liable to make mistakes. Computers, being machines, never make mistakes.

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?...Dave... I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question...I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be alright again...I feel much better now, I really do...Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over..posted by twoleftfeet at 3:50 AM on December 22, 2011 [2 favorites]

Recently recovered & scanned in by the good folks at BoingBoing

Weirdly, they've actually just taken it directly from one of my old sites (which is linked at the bottom of their page) that's been around since 2004 or so. The complete thing (there's two slightly different versions of the book, and a few more pages) is here, if self-linking isn't too rude.posted by dng at 3:54 AM on December 22, 2011 [16 favorites]

In case it's not painfully obvious, these scans have been photoshopped to make them "funnier" -- I have a copy of this book somewhere and (for a start) all the text in yellow boxes has been altered. (dng's self-link looks like the original though.)

Oh, now that I look at it they've changed all the text. I'm pretty slow and stupid today, although my excuse is I'm still in bed. And have a cold.posted by dng at 3:59 AM on December 22, 2011 [4 favorites]

"You should do what scientists tell you to"posted by Tom-B at 4:32 AM on December 22, 2011

dng, the fact that you're ill makes the fact that you pointed out they lifted your scans without being a dick about it all the more impressive.posted by MCMikeNamara at 4:45 AM on December 22, 2011 [2 favorites]

Kind of pointless when the book's so bizarre to start with...

Absolutely pointful! I believed that the statement about fast computers painted red really was in that book. (And I'm a former PDP-11 user - albeit involuntary). Maybe the book was a little naïve.posted by hat_eater at 4:48 AM on December 22, 2011

Why is Scientology near the meat OR the kittens? ("Main parts of a computer")

Pretty sure they corrected that in a later edition.posted by Nattie at 4:56 AM on December 22, 2011

"No one will ever need more than 640 bees"
- William T. Gatesposted by ~ at 5:42 AM on December 22, 2011 [4 favorites]

"Perhaps one of the greatest advantages is that data can be changed without anyone noticing."posted by MtDewd at 5:47 AM on December 22, 2011

Oh come on, this can't be for real.

Some of them can even play music. On the other hand, we are inclined to be intimidated by their complex mechanisms and large arrays of blinking lights. You should do what scientists tell you to.

One of these sentences is not like the other! Can you spot it!?posted by odinsdream at 5:51 AM on December 22, 2011

dng, I hope you aren't upset that I swiped your scans. If you'd like more prominent attribution (it's currently way down at the bottom), I'd be delighted to add it.

Out-take: "Green computers are often ostracized by the others, due to the ineffable hatefulness of their instruction sets"posted by beschizza at 5:55 AM on December 22, 2011 [3 favorites]

I don't know, OdinsDream -- I kind of wish modern popular science writing had this kind of dry wit. Besides; it's all basically right. The bee programming language preceded the c programming language from which your modern JavaScript, Objctive-C and C Octothorpe derived. posted by ~ at 6:02 AM on December 22, 2011

The original was my favourite book ever ever ever. My dad's computer bureau had just got a new ICL 2900, the "red" (actually the hyper-70s orange "hot tango") computers in the book. About the same time I was sat down in front of the console and typed in a program that printed my name on the huge line printer. That was the best thing ever!posted by scruss at 6:09 AM on December 22, 2011

A triumph of niceness by dng, whose talents and virtues are infinite. I urge you all, should you ever have the opportunity to buy the man a drink, to do so.posted by the quidnunc kid at 2:02 PM on December 22, 2011

I will, of course, being politeness personified, accept graciously and thirstily.posted by dng at 2:55 PM on December 22, 2011

scalefree: Recently recovered & scanned in by the good folks at BoingBoing...

dng: Weirdly, they've actually just taken it directly from one of my old sites...

beschizza: dng, I hope you aren't upset that I swiped your scans...

Over the last several years I've developed a sneaking suspicion that literally every single person on the internet is a mefite.posted by mkdg at 5:28 PM on December 22, 2011

Over the last several years I've developed a sneaking suspicion that literally every single person on the internet is a mefite.

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