2 ) No racial, ethnic, religious or other such nonsense. We are here to chat about the ladies.

3 ) No really, really foul language. I will be the judge of what crosses that line.

4 ) No posting of real names. personal phone numbers, addresses, and other similar information, including spouse name of any on-air personality, or board member. No information that may lead to any security issue for any on-air personaliy. Likewise, no identifying of other board members. (Board members are free to identify themselves all they want.)

5 ) No spamming and NO IMPERSONATORS! Impersonators will be banned and then shot later.

6 ) Global warming is now an off limits topic on this board. There are thousands of other forums to discuss this and other political stuff and the whole warming debate is now totally political.

7 ) Cullen is generally off limits unless it deals with some amazing wardrobe transformation or on-air performance. Her politics are not to be duscussed here. Neither is her tendency to be a censor for all meteorologists. (This one is to prevent the inevitable nastiness.)

8 ) Please keep all avatars to a maximum of 100 pixels wide.

9 ) Sports teams, coaches, players, owners, stadiums and sportscasters are fair game. However, there is no need for the overt trashing that the athletes themselves seem to enjoy so much. And no personal shots at board members over team affiliations. If their team loses, razz the team not the board member. The other side of this one is for everyone to stop taking shots at their team so damn personally. Unless you work for the team itself, it is not personal at you.

10 ) Calls for upskirt, downblouse and the like will not be tolerated at all. This is a zero-tolerance rule. To clarify the obvious question - commenting on a peek that happened is fine within the boundaries of tasteful comments.

11 ) No disparagement of Patti Ann Browne, Kristina Abernathy or Rebecca Gomez. And I offer no explanation.

12 ) Rudi Bakhtiar is off limits on this board. Again, no explanation.

13 ) Christiane Amanpour is off limits on this board. No explanation.

14 ) Kiran Chetry is off limits on this board. No explanation.

15 ) NO POLITICS!!_________________"I don't make the rules. I just think them up and write them down."
Eric Cartman
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"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
Bob Dylan