This past weekend at the Hopscotch Festival down in North Carolina, noise's answer to the United Nations Securty Council-- Merzbow and Wolf Eyes-- united to bring peace to Earth for about 20 minutes. It was not the first time that the lords of noisedoms East and West teamed up, but it was the first one recorded on a cellphone by John Olson. Ends up you don't have to be a text-fiending tween to truly appreciate the inzane potential of futuristic gadgetry. Olson uploaded that bad boy to his newly-minted Soundcloud account, along with Wolf Eyes' own set from the festival, also timbrally tainted by a smartphone. As of press time, these jeans are creamed.