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Delirium92

PE consists of mindless, tedious and inane games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.

A PE lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile, condescending, supercilious and insipid.

They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.

Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?"

Person 2: "PE."

Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."

Mike Portnoy is an overrated drummer who is idolized mainly by amateur drummers or mindless fans who are into insipid music.
The problem with Mike Portnoy is that he never escapes his comfort zone to expand his playing style, he does simplistic fills and drum solos and is a god in the eyes of his tasteless fans. Mike Portnoy also sounds the same in everything he does; listening to him play becomes tedious, watching him play is boring; he has no style, he hardly has any dynamics what so ever and he looks like a fuckwit.

Mike's drum kit is unpractical as it is literally two(2) drum kits which means that he will physically have to get up and walk over to the other half of his drum kit to play some songs. I mostly think that people are having trouble trying to understand the difference between having a big drum kit and having skill; thus, he is the best drummer because he has a huge drum kit! -Fan logic.

When expressing your opinion on Mike Portnoy you will suddenly become bombarded by his dumb fans who have the reasoning skills of children: they will ask you to upload a video of your playing skills (for some reason) and they will endlessly reprimand you for having an opinion.

Person 1: "I've decided to do a Mike Portnoy."
Person 2:"What does that mean?"
Person 1:"Well, I'm not going to shave or make it look like I have had a shower for months and start doing simplistic distasteful things on my drum kit."

Person 1: "How do I become an amazing drummer even though I'm not really progressing or challenging myself?"
Person 2: "Just buy a 22 piece drum kit and you'll be the best drummer ever!"