Picard: And then this Star Fleet phoney came up to me and said "Hey, you like archaeology, have this priceless historical artefact as a gift" and I'm like "I don't need your history!" so I THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

*SMASH*

Kirk: We'd better get Sybok down here STAT, the amount of continuity and production errors in this scene are going to give the fans a whole world of pain for him to take away.