Duuuuuuuude,
you are my favorite person. You've been my favorite person
for a little over a month now. Jesus is just so much cooler
when he's in a body suit. Dealing with the Jesus freaks is
one of my favorite past times.

Sure,
it gets a little frustrating when they talk in circles and
try to prove the existence of things by those things themselves,
but I like a little challenge. My challenge now is to get
you to write back. I can make that even *harder* my including
a picture of myself. This is what it's all about, man. Oh
hey, that sucks that you were raised a Christian. My family
is Jewish. They're not as bad as the Bible Penetrators, but
nothing beats a hard-core Atheist. I didn't really donate
my kidney to Jesus. I know a lot of people that would, though.
At any rate, you have yourself a good day. Keep givin' em
hell.

-becca

you
are going straight to hell. but so is everyone else with the
slightest sense of humor, so i guess it shouldn't be all that
bad. i was having a pretty crappy evening, but thanks to you
and all of the wonderful christians that contribute to your
hate mail, i'm feeling a lot better. not only do i get to
laugh my ass off at the delusional folks trying to steer you
towards the 'righteous path' and your hilarious responses
(the casper thing killed me:), i get the reassurance that
i'm not the biggest head-case out there! i can't even begin
to imagine the reality these people live in. seriously though,
with all the prosecutions and damnations to hell bible thumpers
have been dishing out since the time of their precious christ
they, above anyone, should expect to get a little rousting
from the rest of us 'sinners'. keep it up, you rule!

love,whitney

A
friend sent me a connection to your Jesus dress up page, and
I laughed until I cried. I had a rather stressful day (including
searching through and elderly woman's cancer ridden intestines
for a way to restore function and supply some dignity in dying)
and your humor was the perfect antidote. I often feel like
I am being strangled by the Bible belt (transplanted to the
Midwest for the last 6 years) and it is good to know that
the whole world isn't trying to be holier than thou.

Laura

Beware,
clicking the following link will waste 3 minutes of your life.

I
have got one burning question. How is it that by beating and
humiliating God's son did the pearly gates open for us. Did
God say
"boy, though creations of mine are real hardass's! I better
let them in."

In
all the religious propaganda you get I was wondering if you
knew how that worked?

Chuck
Ferrari

Good question
Chuck.

The answer
isn't as simple as you might think. One common misperception of
both Christians and non is that the only way that you can have everlasting
life is through Jesus' sacrifice for us (John 3:16). This is a fine
example of God twisting his words for a higher turn out. Eternal
life is an absolute for everyone. The Christians spend theirs in
Heaven while all of the others spend it in Hell. The reason for
this because sin equals death. 1 sin is 1 eternity in Hell.

It is God
who invented this system. He invented everything (Majestic oceans,
porn, Post-it Notes, Rollerblades, etc...). He also made all of
the rules. One of the most important rules that God made up (besides
outlawing the porn) is that the ONLY way to get into Heaven is through
the bloody, horrible killing of his son. Now, I know what you're
thinking. God's worse than that dad who burned his son alive leaving
him disfigured just to teach his ex-wife a lesson. Well, you're
only part right. If you're the son of God, death is a minor inconvenience.
A hat of thorns leaves some tangles, some spitting in your open
wounds and a half conscious crucifixion out in the fresh air. Following
this is a cozy infinity in Heaven where you and your Dad control
the gate for every V.I.P. and their dates.

God thought
of everything. Right off he established who was in charge. His son
is NEVER gonna fuck with his old man's authority after that show
of power and Earth's workhorses now owe God! We owe him for the
self imposed "sacrifice" of his son who rose from the dead and is
even going to live again! God is no S.I.D.s parent. Despite that,
apparently his half-assed sacrifice is all that it takes to save
our dime-a-dozen souls.

It's worded
much more favoring God in his book. He never explains how to un-believe
all of the reality we live day to day and how a lifetime of doing
this does any good, but that's the big picture drawn up by the greatest
guy in the universe.... God. Thank you for your question.

Bob

hey
bob, long time fan.... kinda well i guess u are alright
i wouldnt call myself a fan. anyways, you know that
really kol whipped cream thingy?? well i will upload
a wonderfull picture of a young lady baring it all...
for your pleasure!!! i jsut want the password and maybe
evan the hollywood jesus dress up!!!

c'mon.
be a friend!!! i am short on money, and am saving my
money to go buy some food, damned motherboards cost
so much.........

anyawys,
i want the password!!! i will give you a few passwords
if you help me out!!! ;)

-dexter
oh yeah, your real koolyou
cannot escape your destiny

The
original picture was 5 times this big.

Oh come
on Dexter, these pictures are a dime a dozen on the internet. I
definitely can not give out the WhippedCreamBikini password.

As for the
Hollywood Jesus Dress Up password... send me anything of use (Some
original piece of Jesus art, an April Fool's prank, a crazy contact
you had with somebody, anything!) and the password is yours. It's
so simple, just put your mind to it and I'm sure you can come up
with something. Hell, if it's good enough who knows what I'll give
you.

k...
elaborate more on what you want from me.. ?? like wat kinda
april fools thing... gimme some more idea's!!! as for some
origanal jesus art work.. i will keep my eyes open... heh.

-dexter
you cannot escape your destiny

Ideas??
Let's see, you could go into a religious chat room and convince
people that you're one of them. Then tell them you know of a fun
site they might enjoy going to and send them to JesusDressUp.com.
Then act surprised that they are so insulted and then just wing
it from there. Save the files and send them to me. That's one idea....

Maybe you
could email a God loving relative (say your grandma) the site and
break up your entire family with your twisted sacrilegious ways.
Then send me the corresponding emails for me to exploit on my site.
That would be funny. I know you can do it, you're a bright kid with
the whole world at your beck and call. Make it happen, you'll be
glad you did.

Bob

alright,
i already screwed up the family thing... i forgot to save
it!! but i might have sdomethin taht happend today! i will
upload it in both .log and .txt

i
also had one other question... did u write the HTML/java for
jesusdress up?? casue it is really kool :-D
later

-dexteryou
cannot escape your destiny

woops!
forgot one thing!!! this is the wrong convoo... and it has
a buncha html that i am too lazy to take out it is this crazy
kid talking... heh appearently i am not the person he thought
iw as...
you cannot escape your destiny

hey,
these are the koolest pix of this one really kool kid i know!
his name is steven, and DAMN is he hip!

These
original pictures were sent to me about 500 times this size.

i
did a little GIMP work to one of them, the star jsut reflects
the sheer beaty of his face. and i have one were he is getting
ready to give it to his dog up the ass, disguesting... maybe
a little, but hey! its steve!!!
he is the next door neighbor to my friend shane

-dexteryou
cannot escape your destiny

Alright, you win.And
I sent him the Hollywood Jesus Dress Up password.

right
on man, alright, now for my next request... whipped cream
bikini password... i am willing to stalk 'the beast'(they
guy in the picture) for a wile and get loads of funny pix!!!also...
i know of people that are equally ugly! i will send you in
some of 'my work' so u can judge.

-dexter
you cannot escape your destiny

Please
people, do not ask me for the Whipped Cream Bikini password.
I wil not give it out. Business, ya know.

Hey,
I really like the site. I read through the part of "God Ate
My Balls," well I don't have balls, but I agree with everything
your saying.

For
the past few years I haven't believed in god, when I was little
I was told by a preacher that "God" loved all his children,
young and old, and he created all that we see. Bullshit! If
he did, he wouldn't have created so much hate, he wouldn't
have created the rare disease that my grandma died of at the
age of 57, which is still pretty young. And those that do
believe in the Bible HATE people that don't believe in "God."
For example, I had the shit beat out of me last year in a
school bathroom because in class we had to do a report on
"God" (which it's against the law to do that kind of thing
in class) and I said I had nothing to say, because unless
"He" stands in front of my face and has proof of who he is,
then to me, there is no existence of his being. I ended up
flunking that class, and expelled. And if "He" banishes people
to hell, then where is the love? "He" should be forgiving,
and love us all.

Now at
the age of 17, I'm being ridiculed everyday of my life because of
my religious beliefs, or not beliefs I should say. But I just wanted
say how much I like that article, it gives me hope that I'm not
alone in a world full of freaks that's not like me. But on the subject
of death, I'll use the words of one of my favorite bands, Slipknot,
"Death is fine, Give me mine!"