It is well through Movember and I see many on the fence with their Mo's. They may have been clean shaven on November 1st but are "growing a beard" to avoid the scrutiny and social awkwardness that comes along with a 'stache in mid-growth. Perhaps their spouse protested a month of upper lip fringe or they are worried that the cute girl at the coffee shop they have been flirting with will look at them in disgust.

I say you are sissies.

Get ahold of yourself men! You have a few days left to fully enjoy the freedom that comes with having a ridiculous mustache and not giving a shit. But if you still need a little motivation to remind you of your manhood, Ron Swanson has a few tips for you.