Interesting ways to die

Ten Ways of Killing Teenagers would be an even better "come on" title for the splatter crowd that likes to see its own peer group snuffed out one by one.

Basically a premonition meller, lurid and incoherent, it exists for the eccentric deaths overtaking kids who've escaped a multiple pile-up in impressive CGi mode on the freeway.

One is nearly incinerated while his hand is trapped in a waste-disposal unit; another almost choked by a spiny fish while in the dentist's chair (don't ask); a third decapitated by closing lift doors; a fourth blown up by a barbecue grill; a fifth neatly bisected above the jeans line by flying barbed wire ... Something, in short, for everyone bored by the Twin Towers.