Jesus walked into a hardware looking to buy some nails. Pontius stood there working the counter. "Hey, Jesus! How's it hanging?" he asked. "Not too good," answered Jesus, "I almost got crucified by my rabbi at the synagogue for working on Shabbath." "That sucks moosecock!" said Pontius following it up with "Hey, Jesus! I've been meaning to ask you..."

"Yes?" said Jesus.

Pontius looked uncomfortable. "Well... I've been thinking. If you're Jewish then why do you have a Puerto Rican first name?"

"Oh," said Jesus, "I had to change my name when I got into the porno industry."

Pontius looked surprised. "You're in porno?"

"Yeah," said Jesus, "just the other day I did this scene for a flick called Virgins Denatured. I had a 10 minute scene with this new chick goes by the name of Mary."

Copa Cabana opened the door and saw Rio standing there, waiting for her, with a look of discontent on his face. "Where have you been, Copa?" he asked.
"I was down by Pier Three." replied Copa.
"Pier Three?" asked Rio.
"Yes, Pier Three." Copa said.
"Pier Three? Not some other pier that you might have confused with Pier Three?"
"No, I'm sure it was Pier Three."
"Are you sure? Perhaps it was Pier One Three, or Pier Two Three, or may be Pier Three Three?"
"No, it was Pier Three."
"Because, see, I remember when you once said Pier Three but you meant Pier Three Three."
"It was Pier Three."
"Well how did the signs look like? Did they say Pier One then Pier Two and then Pier Three or did they say Pier One Three then Pier Two Three and then Pier Three Three but you might have misread it as Pier Three."
"No, the signs said Pier One, Pier Two, and then Pier Three."
"Oh. All right then. Then tell me, what were you doing on Pier 3."
"I was talking to Kathy."
"Kathy?"
"Yes, Kathy."
"Which Kathy?"
"I only know of one Kathy."
"Well I know of two and they're both named Kathy."
"Are you sure they're both named Kathy?"
"Yes, I'm sure. I asked them their names when I met each one of them and both of them said Kathy."
"Well I still know of only one Kathy."
"Yes, well there's two. Kathy and Kathy."
"Well I spoke to the Kathy I know. You know... Kathy."
"Hmm... well then... what's the last name of this Kathy?"
"Of Kathy?"
"Yes. Kathy."
"Oh well, it's Kathy."
"I know that. What's the last name of this Kathy?"
"It's Kathy. That's her last name. Kathy. Why? What's the last name of this other Kathy?"
"Nevermind that. But at least it's not something stupid like Kathy."
"What's wrong with Kathy?"
"I don't know. It's just... too much Kathy."
"Well I happen to like Kathy."
"Well I happen to not like Kathy."
"Which Kathy? Kathy or Kathy Kathy?"
"Kathy Kathy, not Kathy. I don't want to talk about Kathy."
"Why, what happened to Kathy?"
"She drowned."
"Where?"
"Right by Pier Three."