Monday, January 23, 2006

Wal-Mart truck

Wal-Mart is selling these really cool 18-wheeler tractor trailer rigs for the mighty sum of $1.

I bought a bunch of 'em and will send one to any of ya'll out there that would like to be a proud owner. Prominently display it in your office or home, so your progressively liberal, anti-globalist friends can know for sure what a backward pig you really are. It will make clear what they've always suspected, that you are...eewwww...a capitalist who prefers efficient self-interested trade over the coercive and corruptive theft of government.

For some odd reason I favor Southwest Airlines, the Bit & Spur, Wal-Mart, In-and-Out Burgers, Lin's Markets, Apple Computer and Toyota over the Internal Revenue Service, U.S. Post Office, Department of Homeland Security, Department of Defense, Department of the Interior, the U.S. Congress or Army Corps of Engineers. Why ya think that is?

What is your favorite government agency? Does it rank as high as any of the voluntary choices you make in the marketplace every day? Are you happy that government overall attempts to extract about 50% of your total output? If not you'll need one of these trucks to hide some of you ill gotten loot in.

The truck even comes with a splendid push motor that gets going pretty fast if you give it a good strong shove. It is made in China and looks great in my office.