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Hi!
Thank you for visiting!

Here I am in my office,
which is a fancy way of saying I have a desk smack in the middle of our house.

Some things
about me:

1. I believe that the truth in every
story is somewhere between the lines. I can't remember every single
detail about what happens in life, so I tend to fill in the gaps with sparkles
and spice. This aids my writing and party conversation skills, but it is
also why I'd be a terrible witness in a court case.

2. I love taking a joke just a little too far.

3. I have both a bachelor's degree and a master's degree in research
psychology. This makes me highly qualified to reveal that all psychology
majors are total weirdos.

4. I believe in peace, love, and the healing properties of vanilla ice cream.

8. I hate sports from the depths of my soul, and my husband is a super sports
fanatic. Home life is a blast.

9. When we were potty-training our son, my mother told me: "You have to
train yourself before you train him." In other words: YOU are the
boss. Figure out what you want to teach your child to do, and DO IT. I at
once understood that if I was to teach my children anything, it was up to me to
begin the lesson, not wait for them to tell me they are ready. Common
sense and trial and error play significant parts.