Total welfare per year is X. Every time a nigger hurts a white person, $100,000 is taken away from next year’s welfare pot. Every time a white person does a convicted hate crime on a nigger, $66,000 goes back in.

We open up a national news station which only exists to report interracial (interspecies) crime.

See now I wonder if it's easier to go after coal burning, or single moms. Because coal burners are single moms, and single moms are the statistically largest group using welfare benefits. You can also use this to jew blacks by reminding them: "hey the spics are taking your welfare"

"Hate crime" is just a pretty word to say that if you are going to abuse or attack someone, he better be white! Committing crimes against white people, or specifically white heterosexual males, carries a lesser penalty. Bonus points if he's Christian too.