Oh, Fer Cute

July 10, 2013

Happy Hour News Briefs

News straight-up

Rev. Fishsticks gives us the Biblical explanation for the Second Law of Thermodynamics. No. Really.

Follow-up - Hey guys, remember when all the Xristian Xrazies were predicting that the Boy Scouts Was going to be destroyed by all of the gawd-fearing families who said that they would pull junior out of the pup-tent (so to speak) if the BSA let openly gay kids participate? So what's happened? A new Xristian Xrazie (and yet unnamed) alternative formed by 50 people, that's what! Read all about it at the Christian Post.

Charisma News tells us that homophobe Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game movie is going to be boycotted by the 'mos, and that's just another example of the all-powerful gay lobby dictating what Xristians can watch. Say what?

Proof! - Ha! The Xristian Xrazies have proof that the military under The Kenyan Usurper is instructed to be hostile to them. They found it in something called the Neutrality memo!

"The memo warned military officials against using their elevated position to force their beliefs upon subordinates or discriminating against service members based on their religious beliefs."

Comments

Well, Rev, that one deserves an article in Physical Review Letters. Except that it's wrong on so many counts that it's not worth rebutting. However, it does recall this incredible fetish that the gawd-botherers have that the Bible explains all of nature and all of human existence, which, of course, it doesn't even begin to do. It's a not-so-subtle attempt to say that science is unnecessary--all that's required is a careful reading of the Bible (curiously, because large swaths of the Bible should be seen--if the archaeological research is correct--as carefully constructed propaganda, the construction of a foundation myth by some very self-important, insulated people with some truly crackpot ideas about human beings and how the world works).