The 10 Horrifying Signs That You've Turned Into A Southerner.

You were Northern through and through. Then you got the job of your dreams/a job that actually paid you money. But it was in London. Everything seemed to be going fine until one day, months on, you came back up north and realised - you'd become ONE OF THEM. The signs were all there - you just didn't realise it.

1.Cheddar just doesn't cut it anymore.

One night you decide to be a bit adventurous and buy a slice of Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Brie for a treat. The next you're highlighting the merits of Stinking Bishop and choosing cheese boards over DESSERT. And you're calling it DESSERT now not PUDDING.

2.When you don't get any change from a fiver for a pint, you don't feel a sudden wave of panic.