Charlie Sheen is talking to anyone who will listen today and is continuing to attack Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre and CBS. But when it comes to discussing Oscar host James Franco or his ex-wife Denise Richards… he likes them. He really likes them.

“These fools are so predictable. I’m suing for front end and back end and want them to get out of personal life,”Charlie told E! News of his plan to sue CBS and Warner Bros. Television for shutting down Two and a Half Men. “For eight years they were control freaks. Look at what a guy, me, delivers. I don’t roll with amateurs. If you wanna stay up ’til Christmas partying, you’ve got to work. They’re complete pu**ies.”

And he then called Chuck a “retarded zombie” and says Les Moonves should have fired him.

“The fact Les didn’t fire him is unbelievable,” Charlie said. “He needs to fire this clown. They’re not going with my plan, my plan is the best in the world. They all get slaughtered if they don’t follow my plan.”

“They can’t hang with me, their bones would melt like wax,” Charlie said about Two and a Half Men producers.

“Chuck was on his way out and this is the gratitude I get, him up in my grill,” he added. “He tried to impose his silly ideas on me, he told me I need to make a big announcement to everyone and apologize for the dark cloud I brought to the show. I said, ‘Get out of my face with your corduroys.’ ”

So for now, Charlie says “I’ll do a cologne and a book, I’ll do a movie, I got people lunging at me,” he says. “I’ve never been in trouble financially]. something will fall out of the sky, I don’t believe in panic.”

But the real focus will be on his family including his two “goddesses” and twin sons with Brooke Mueller.

“The babies live with me, they’re in the kitchen right now,” he said of the boys. “They run around and they’re as fun as you can imagine. They say ‘Dada’ and run into walls. And Dada is cool, but when they run into walls I say, ‘Don’t do that, that’s retarded.’ ”