TfL spokesman John Wagner said, "the fight against crime on Mega-City One London's transport network is never-ending, and we must act strongly against any and all transgressors, especially 11-year old girls. Our new unit of TfL Judges will administer swift and certain justice to those who offend against the rules of the Transport Network. They Are The Law."

Mr Wagner said that at present, transport criminals could expect lenient sentences such as six hours community service for possession of a damaged Oyster Card, or amputation for putting feet on seats. However, he added that the consultation process to issue judges with Lawgivers was ongoing, and that TfL expected to be granted the right to summary execution for fare-dodging and smoking in prohibited areas.

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