I left Corporate America four years ago to be a stay-at-home mom. It is the most rewarding, fulfilling, and frustrating job I’ve ever had.
I started a blog because I have a serious lack of adult interaction. This is a great way to get my thoughts out, and practice talking to people who are older than age four. Please enjoy my rantings about the life of a stay-at-home mom.
And remember, everyone looks better with a few shades of crazy on their faces.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

My old doctor recently retired, so I went in today to meet my new doctor. She looked to be about 12. And I don’t think she got my sense of humor. Here are 13 things I said to her, several of which were probably not a good idea.

1. It’s “Nee-la”. It’s not that difficult.

2. You look really, really young.

3. I’ll bet you still get carded for beer.

4. Your scales must be off. They weigh heavy.

5. I don’t really weigh that much. My new jeans must be at least 10 pounds.

6. If I need drugs, can I just call you or do I have to come in?

7. My blood pressure only goes up when I come to the doctor.

8. I’m interested in a breast reduction. After two kids, I now have to fold my breasts up to put them in my bra.

9. After two C-sections, my stomach looks like the skin on a Shar-Pei.

The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!