FumeWatches.com

Early timepieces were bulky and difficult to wear, weighing down arms with their clunky faces and bruising thighs with their constantly swinging pendulums. Sport the future of clock technology with this Groupon to FumeWatches.com. Choose between the following options:

For $15, you get two negative-ion sport watches (a $39.98 value).

For $25, you get four negative-ion sport watches (a $79.96 value).

The durable silicon wristwatches from FumeWatches.com infuse wearers’ skin with healthful negative ions while helpfully communicating the time of day. Available in a palette of 10 vibrant colors, the light, water-resistant timepieces bear a rectangular digital display, ideal when taking note of high noon during a rainy cowboy showdown. The negative-ion technology pulsing through the band is purported to increase metabolism, enhance stamina, and boost mental focus. The sporty style of watch originated in Italy, where it successfully helped gondoliers paddle faster and opera sopranos shatter glasses by humming.