Asked what he thought of Mumford and Sons, Gallagher replied: "They look like fucking Amish people. You know, them ones with the big sideys that don't use electricity? Growing their own food and putting barns up."

If a guy suddenly appears before me with a big beard and locks and all that caper and performed some fucking miracle, and then said to me, ~Liam, I am God~ I'd say, ~Fair enough, it's a fair cop. I didn't believe in you but fair play, you've got me.~ But until that day comes he can fuck right off.

I'll tell you about the bible-there's no pictures in it. How can you buzz off a book, right, without no pictures in it? You've got to have one picture floating about. If there ain't no pictures in a book, you can fuck right off! I want to see Jesus getting off his tits and smashing the stalls up. I want to see Jesus walking on wine...or whatever, walking across water going, ~Waaahhyy, I'm a geezer.~ But there's no pictures to prove it. So fuck right off. There's no pictures to prove that Jesus turned water into wine, I know he did and I know he's a geezer, but a book without pictures is a shit book.

Interviewer: Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band
Liam: I don't know. It's like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he'd had a crisp packet stuck on his head?

at some awards ceremony in the mid-nineties, he and Liam walked into the bathroom to take a piss and saw Jay Kay from Jamiroquai already at the urinal. They went and stood on either side of him and then, mid-piss, Liam silently leaned in and did some Jamiroquai-style DEE-DA-DUM-DA-DA scatting so loud Jay Kay got piss all over his trousers

where the interviewer tells Liam that he looked quite androgynous in the '90s.
Liam: What does that mean?
Interviewer: That you had a bit of a feminine quality about you.
Liam: Are you saying I look like a bird?

I remember hearing Noel interviewed about Liam's feud with Robbie Williams and saying that when Liam found out they were both going to be at the same awards show, "he started drinking on the Wednesday"

“We were round at his house one night. He says, ‘Why have you got a fork in that bottle of champagne?’ I replied, ‘Cos it keeps it fresh'. A few weeks later we were round his house and opened the fridge door and there was a spoon in a bottle of milk.”