Gail 'For Rail' Parker running for Senate again

Following an unsuccessful run for the U.S. Senate in 2006, Gail "For Rail" Parker is once again running to represent Virginia in the world's most deliberative body. The 62-year-old retired Air Force officer will run under the banner of the Independent Green Party and will offer a platform of installing a light rail train system to solve the Commonwealth's transportation woes. Parker announced today that she has the requisite 10,000 signatures to get on the ballot, which she will present to the State Board of Elections today.

WARNING: If you click the play button below, the Hook is not responsible for how long the tune gets stuck in your head.

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5 comments

Sick Of The Local Rambos March 31st, 2008 | 12:10pm

Your disclaimer caused me to click on the sound bit.

All I could think of while listening to it was baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet.

And yes, it was stuck in my head until I went to my iTunes and pulled up "My Humps"! :)

Cletus March 31st, 2008 | 5:38pm

Light rail... very catchy. Any other issues on the burner or is she going to run solely on her advocacy of light rail? So Gail, what's your position on: the war, the stuttering butt chimp we have in the whitehouse, the near collapse of the dollar, our failed foreign policy and international public relations, 4$ a gallon petrol, high school seniors that can't perform 5th grade arithmetic.... any thoughts on those issues? Just wondering. I'd love to hear what you think. :)

Parker's positive solution is to stop the squander. Bring Americans home. Balance the budget. Pay off the federal Debt. Stop stealing from Social Securty to line the pockets of Halliberton and that crowd of faux patriot chicken hawks, who never served in the U.S. military.