I am going to post hair pictures as soon as I learn how. Marvin Gardens, if you read this, will you post those pictures of this weekend's wedding for me? I am, after all, giving up my job, friends, life and eyebrow groomer for you. That's all I'm saying.

Wow - Congratulations! You need to post details - lots of details. In a town of 3000, they are not going to let you into the local book club with fiery red hair! You might not even get into the local Piggly Wiggly.

Dust off your banjo and get in the truck grandma, we're heading off to Mayberry. You should have no need to be alarmed unless you hear something like "You sure do have a pretty mouth ..." And teeth too!