Boy who found porn in woods ‘delighted with his new iPad’

A teenager has spoken of his joy in resurrecting the tradition of finding porn in the woods and with the iPad that it came on. Andy Bridges, 14, was scouring the bushes in a wooded area near his home after his father told him that the internet has made it too easy for youngsters to access naked ladies.

‘I’ve proved that some perverts are still having a fumble in the foliage and leaving their material behind,’ said Bridges. ‘It’s just that in the 21st century, the pictures left behind are on a tablet. You can tell kids have stopped looking as there were hundreds of them.’

However, Bridges admitted that it was not all as good news. ‘It was nice to get a free iPad loaded with Debbie Does Doncaster, Shaving Ryan’s Privates and Angry Birds, the S&M classic, but some things haven’t changed since my Dad’s day. The buttons were all stuck together.’