Punchlines: Late-night comics joke about Obamacare enrollment

So it turns out that the Affordable Care Act did meet its enrollment goals after all. That’s right, after months of doubts, battles and naysaying from opponents, more than 7 million people enrolled in health insurance on the Obamacare exchanges by the March 31 deadline (and to be exact, it was 7.1 million people according to the White House).

So, how will the GOP spin this for mid-term elections? One comedian has a brilliant solution. Just call the four-year battle to repeal the law one long April Fools Day prank. And how convenient! After all, President Barack Obama’s announcement that enrollment was a success fell on the holiday.

Other exciting Obamacare factoids? According to another comedian, some people who tried to sign up by phone in California were redirected to a phone-sex hotline. What was their answer when asked for their ultimate fantasy? Take a look at today’s Punchlines to find out.