SPY:

I recently saw the movie SPY with Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham etc.
Mostly Jason Statham.
It was mostly Jason Statham and mostly the reason I needed to watch it.

It's actually a funny movie. It's not why we're here today though. It's the lush James Bond influenced opening number, "Who Can You Trust" that's sung with a very Shirley Bassey approach. I just assumed it was K.D. Lang. So I went looking for it using (K.D. Lang spy theme) with no results. Then searched (Spy the movie theme) and came up with Ivy Levan.

Jesus H Christ where have you been handsome?!? Not only did I miss your musings, but my god damned cocktail needs your "swizzle stick" to stir this watered down drink!!!!! I saw the movie for the same reasons. You know, he gave me a head job once in bed. Granted it was my hand....but in my mind it was him. He is adorable. And his funny side in that movie makes him even cuter.