What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

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What is the allowed size of a Signature?

ChiefsPlanet has some very generous guidelines, 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express your individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share. If you go over this amount, you may lose your ability to have a signature.

When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?

I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.

Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself