Sure, the old standbys (aging, constant war, internal strife fueled by overcrowding /cultural hatred/voluntary slavery) continue to be employed but in these “modern” times we accept demise in many more palatable manners.

And sadly, if it can be carried out sans loud clanking and without interrupting the flow of everyone Having A Good Day – almost any method of annihilation is acceptable.

For example:

We Are What We Eat: Nasty, profit oriented food supply chains produce everything (and anything) as fast as they can. One taint or modification touches all.

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Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...