If we span the Tar River with a footbridge will the footbridge have potholes after a snow?

BYH. George Washington: I cannot tell a lie. Richard Nixon: I cannot tell the truth. Donald Trump: I cannot tell the difference.

Bless the heart of the ad exec who came up with this: You may be eligible as long as you have not sustained at least 85 percent nerve damage. What was he trying to say?

BYH to District Attorney Robb. Understand your move, but are really going to miss your expertise and just getting it done! Thank you for all you have accomplished as district attorney.

BYH Arlington Shoppes. As much as I love Cubbie’s and some other businesses located there, I will no longer be a customer until the mammoth potholes are fixed. Almost ruined my vehicle trying to avoid those holes. No excuse for not repairing them. Bye.

BYH, our laws are written for and by those who benefit most from them.

BYH, Trump said it would be hard to unify the country without a “major event.” Now I wonder just what “major event” he will manufacture before Mueller indicts him. If nothing major happens, I bet he nukes Korea.

Good news for the fish. The groundhog saw his shadow which means that Nathan will not catch another fish for six more weeks.

They say there is a crash coming in Bitcoin. I am not sure what that is, but it must have something to do with the old saying that "the bit dog always hollers."

I keep hearing that Trump will be impeached and that we are bringing back Hillary, Bill, Ruff and Mayor Thomas.

Since just five red light running cameras have brought in nearly a million dollars for our schools in just a few months and made our roads safer for everyone, can we please add more lights to more intersections? Maybe then we can get the police to focus on reducing the speeding and texting-while-driving people, too. We can solve our school funding problems easily.

BYH to the Greenville driver who I overheard screaming and cursing at a cyclist to get off the road and onto the sidewalks. Your ignorance and poor vocabulary were on display along with your ECU stickers on your truck. Riding a bicycle on the sidewalks in Greenville is illegal and more dangerous than you think, if you can understand statistics. Please learn to share the road respectfully and work on increasing your vocabulary beyond f-bombs so you'll seem like less of a bully in a truck, BYH.

BYU to ECU for making a clear economic decision on buying a home for the chancellor versus spending so much money making renovations and buying nearby properties on the existing home. ECU is saving about $4 million with their decision and this is the best choice. Get over it TRUNA and other complainers!

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