for too long now you have been kept under the boot of the elite, made to harvest the toe jam of discontent and spread it across the burnt toast of your misery. yet i say let the toast burn no more!

i believe in a snafu that is the snafu that dozens of snafuricans believe in. the real snafu with opportunities for all to rise to the top like the cream of the crop.

ignore the words of warbear, valhallen and tuor: they speak only malicious lies. when you hang from a cliff and reach for their extended hand: you will find only their sweaty balls in your palm. balls that sweat because of the enormous pressure that being most likeable mod can bring. rest soundly, my brothers and sisters, know that my balls shall be dry with determination and a stoic severity. know also, dear friends, that i have a prehensile penis: a genetic feature with a myriad of uses and just one of the countless ways you can be sure that i am the man for the job.

so rise, my creamy brethren and vote as one for the man you know to be the only correct choice.

"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."

See, I thought it was. I looked at it and went: "Is that Tuor? But... he just said no to Tuor. I can understand why BR is there, but why would Grey put Tuor in as well while dissing him in his speech below?" Which is why I thought it might not be you.

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Q.U. wrote:See, I thought it was. I looked at it and went: "Is that Tuor? But... he just said no to Tuor. I can understand why BR is there, but why would Grey put Tuor in as well while dissing him in his speech below?" Which is why I thought it might not be you.

tuor knows that i speak only the truth, as such i assume he would endorse me to win if he couldn't take it for himself.

for the record, i spoke tuors name in a moment of passion. i got carried away with mudslinging because it's fun. i can speak from experience and say his balls are dry and that he does not speak malicious lies. only little white lies.