2010-01-17

Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can’t hack it. I can’t see that as solving the world’s problems. He’s crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace.– Johnny Rotten

Each time I pick it up it comports itself like Nytol on body and brain and I am soon in very deep sleep. In my dreams, under the tomes effect, I lay on my bed, asleep, struggling to wake.

At times I make it as far as lifting my drugged head and torso from the bed as my heavy arms struggle up and my graceless hands grab at a blanket that acts as securing web on my head. And I sink back down. And once down the dream begins again.

I must wake.

I must wake!

But body and brain won't listen!

I must wake! I must wake!

Hours later I wake from this imposed nap and find the day has slipped away along with the Victorian novel from my hands. I shan't pick it up again.

2010-01-11

Males have been so favored in Chinese culture (and by favored we mean the births of females have been "discouraged") that as men have grown from childhood into adulthood they have found themselves... so very alone.

"In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day."

About Me

Referred to as everything from Satanspawn to "that weird chick" to friend of all elves, Jennifer Jordan is writing and reading her way to Nirvana one word at a time. She edited the anthologies EXPLETIVE DELETED and UNCAGE ME! and is the short story/special features editor for Crimespree Magazine.
She is currently hard at work breathing.