1. This was you when you decided to try nightshift.2. This is how you ask to be low censused after you had to stay up all day.3. You avoid the sun.4. You have become an expert in the art of sarcasm.5. You become like siblings with your nightshift buddies.6. Drinking at 0800 seems perfectly normal.7. This is how you greet the dayshift when they are late.8. Your beauty maintenance tends to get behind.9. This is your response when the charge nurse asks where you would like to float.10. This is how you feel when you get the message to come in on call.

11. This is the look you give the person who asks you to stay 4 more hours after your shift.12. What you say to every meeting that is scheduled at noon.13. Running to codes is a breeze.14. You have seen so much that in emergencies you are eerily calm.15. This is how your family feels when someone rings the doorbell during the day.16. No topic seems inappropriate after 1 AM.17. When you hear that one of your best friends is going to dayshift.18. This is how you feel when someone tells you how nice it must be to sleep at work.19. Everything is funny at 4 in the morning!20. Your bedroom has black out curtains, blankets, or tinfoil on the windows.21. How you feel when your lunch/nap alarm on your phone wakes you up. Back to work!22. How you feel after working a 6 night stretch.23. No matter how crazy working nights can be, you are grateful to work with the best people ever!