Mark Watson: All The Thoughts I've Had Since I Was Born Parr Hall, Warrington, Sat 21 Mar Known for record-breaking shows lasting up to 36 hours, Watson here manages to cover off his complete intellectual output in a brilliant 60 minutes.

Ross Noble: Things Sheffield City Hall, Wed 25 MarNow resident in Australia, a welcome return to the UK for the cheerfully meandering stand-up, stuck as always in a state of hilarious arrested adolescence.