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Michael: Toby now has the floor... and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Here we go!Toby: Ok, um, one thing that you're gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. It's recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, you're gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour.Michael: Yes, good. Fine. Like stretching and...Toby: Um, yeah. You're computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it's also recommended that you step away for about... about ten minutes every hour.Michael: Wow, that is... that time really adds up. That's like... a half an hour, every hour?Darryl: Take them at the same time.Michael: Ok, you know what? You're making it sound kind of lame. So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not?Toby: No, no. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty.Ryan: What about a long sleeve T?Toby: Well, that'll work.Kevin: Long johns? A shaw?Toby: You know, anything that warms you.Michael: Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom.

Dwight: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned? Jim: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug. Dwight: Okay, tell him that that's not true. Jim: Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks. Dwight: Okay, no, Jim, tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. [Andy walks away] Jim! Tell him! Jim: Andy... nah, he's too far. Dwight: Damn you.