A suicidal man whose attempt to hang himself failed because the rope snapped is planning to sue the manufacturer.

Victor Dodoi, 45, of Botosani, Romania, tried to hang himself from a light fixture in his living room, but the rope broke under his weight and brought the light and part of the ceiling crashing down on top of him.

“I want to sue them,” he said. “They have caused me more misery than I felt before.”

Yer out! That’s the call cops made on a man who allegedly posed as a Minnesota Twins baseball player and tried to buy a $1.5 million home.

Dewitt Alonzo Davison, 21, was foiled when he produced a supposedly official document riddled with misspellings and bad grammar to a real-estate agent, who then called Minneapolis police.

“It was a stupid little joke that went too far,” Davison allegedly admitted. “I guess I was trying to impress some people.”

Versace it’s not, but Italian prisoners are behind a new line of clothing being marketed under the label “Made in Jail.”

T-shirts, pants, shoes and wallets, all sporting the “Made in Jail” insignia, are selling well in Milan and other Italian cities, as well as on the Web site madeinjail.com.

The venture was set up by a group that helps rehabilitate prisoners by teaching them new skills so they can find work after their release.

A miffed movie buff is suing her local theater, claiming films never start on time because of all the commercials shown first.

“Realistically, four minutes is nothing. But where do we draw the line?” raged Miriam Fisch of Evanston, Ill., who’s filed a claim against the Loews Piper Alley Theater.

Loews calls the suit “frivolous,” insisting, “The moviegoing public has come to expect [ads] prior to viewing the main feature.”

A dastardly dad robbed a shop of $110 in cash while casually holding his 9-month-old son, cops say.

Jarrod Devinney, 22, threatened to shoot the clerk, grabbed the loot and ran to a nearby hotel in Albuquerque, N.M., where he was arrested and charged with robbery and child abuse, police say.

“Without the baby, it probably would have been a little easier for him to get away,” a police spokesman said.

A dastardly dad robbed a shop of $110 in cash while casually holding his 9-month-old son, cops say.

Jarrod Devinney, 22, threatened to shoot the clerk, grabbed the loot and ran to a nearby hotel in Albuquerque, N.M., where he was arrested and charged with robbery and child abuse, police say.

“Without the baby, it probably would have been a little easier for him to get away,” a police spokesman said.