Sunday, May 29, 2011 5:47:56 PM"True story: I sat through a video made by a 72-year-old woman showing how her reading glasses frames were about the same color as her sofa and that video was more interesting than this."

Sunday, May 29, 2011 3:16:17 PMTrue story: I sat through a video made by a 72-year-old woman showing how her reading glasses frames were about the same color as her sofa and that video was more interesting than this.

Saturday, May 28, 2011 11:05:18 AMMy dear little peach cobblers...I even took the time to find my dentures this morning so that i could look nice for you! *while i posted*. A grandma is allways proud of her youguns!

p.s. I dont care what everybody else says, i know you can all see me through your screeny thingies. :D

Saturday, May 28, 2011 9:13:03 AMOMFG YES! I CANT BELIEVE THIS MADE IT ON HERE! I AM THE CREATOR OF THIS SHET!

For all you who understandly are going wtf right now I shall give you a little backstory....

About a year ago there were a few of us trying desperately to keep a dying OF alive. One way this did this was to assign an animal to each OF, everyone talking on the OF was actually a veternarian doing an operation and if we let the OF die then the animal would die. Suprisingly this usually worked.

So about a year ago... last year's Valentine's OF to be exact the offical OF mascot was Glenda the lovebird who was in desperate need of a heart transplant. Unfortunately we could not find a donor...

At first we tried stealing organs from hobo bird but without success. So then we decided to raise money to buy a heart from the black market! So we gathered together, contributing our sexiest photos to create WE ARE THE BIRD with the power of my mad editing skills. AND WE SAVED YOUNG GLENDA