Depressing Snapshot: Zlatan Shakes Hands With 16-Year-Old Infant Who Also Happens To Be Professional Footballer…

You could be mistaken for thinking he was making his way down the line of mascots, but here’s Zlatan shaking hands with 16-year-old… we’ll let that sink in for a moment… Alen Halilovic, who made his Champions League debut for Dinamo Zagreb last night despite being little more than a mop-topped foetus…

Halilovic has inevitably been dubbed ‘the New Modric’ as both are tiddy ickle central midfielders with hair like Martina Navratilova. He was born during Euro ’96.