i'm a little acorn....

Firemen in Germany had to rescue a terrified 10-year-old girl after she was chased up a tree by a squirrel...The squirrel made so much noise and was so aggressive the 10-year-old climbed further up the tree to try and get away, but the squirrel followed her.

Silly girl, that's how you attract a squirrel - climb a tree and act like a nut!

Sounds a bit pervy if you ask me... Squirrel going after her shoes? And only satisfied after it makes her cry? Very suspicious... I wonder if it had a little squirrel gimp suit and high heels at home...