FTFA: Students believed they were following the dress code when they spent hundreds of dollars on their festive wear, but one by one, were turned away. As many as half the students were rejected at the door. 'It was just utter shock at first,' said Amber Hesleph to KSL. 'Here we are spending all this time and everything and then we get there and they just turn us away. It's just kind of depressing.' Parents who were dropping their children off, after first taking memorable snapshots of their teens, were also flabbergasted at the melee. 'If you're going to arbitrarily paint scarlet letters all over children, then something has to change,' Donna Hesleph, Amber's mother, said. Many parents and students shared their frustration on a Facebook page titled 'Stansbury High Homecoming Spirit Massacre.' More than 3,300 people liked it by this morning.

If this was some Mormon conspiracy then it apparently backfired on the Mormon youth and their Mormon parents. And I for one welcome our new Nathaniel Hawthorne referencing overlords.

I noticed that several of the girls were wearing little bolero jackets to cover up bare shoulders/sleeveless dresses. That's definitely a Mormon thing. I'm sure that they thought that they were in compliance with the dress code. They all look fine to me. No cleavage, no side boob, no short hemlines. I can't believe they were turned away by school administrators who were probably standing at the door measuring with a ruler how far above the knee each girl's hemline was. What a horrid way to ruin what should have been a very special evening for these kids!

In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet."

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.

You know, the wife and I are really careful not to shame our son too much when he whips out the toddler tackle in public, lest we make him feel weird about his body. I just don't understand how people can be so hell bent on trying to make kids feel ashamed of themselves like this.

EyeballKid:Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!

No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.

Harry Freakstorm:In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos.

"These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.

Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet."

Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.

Tat'dGreaser:No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.

Tat'dGreaser:religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference

Yes, and the LDS has never committed any violent acts against people. Isn't that right, emigrants and Native Americans at Mountain Meadows?