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Important facts:
1. This was from Glastonbury Music Festival, and the THEME that year was climate change and the environment (the festival itself was not created with that idea so the audience was not completely made of environmentalists).
2. The sale of plastic was completely banned at the festival, but there was not a ban on bringing your own plastic. Nevertheless, all plastic and aluminum left behind was recycled rather than trashed (and there was a significant reduction in the plastic left behind given that, in past festivals, they've sold more than a million plastic bottles before). Plus, they also used eco-friendly confetti!
So yeah, it's not perfect, but it's a damn good improvement.

I love little kid stories!! Was skyping my dad and little sister (3) and she was walking her fingers on his shoulder so my dad said "What's on me? Is it a spider? Is it a bug?" and my sister went "No, it's a friend!"

But this would still fail, technically; usually, with this riddle, the point is that you have to find the right path/door/whatever but can only ask ONE question. Since the barbarian asked the "is he dead" question, he figured out the other was the liar, but now they're out of questions and presumably don't know where to go

So this story seems fake unless you think the site of its origin, theshitnews, sounds reliable.
There are one or two other stories about this general situation, but the reasoning is different than you'd expect. In those cases, the men had donated sperm directly from himself to the couples, and since it was outside of sperm donation banks and not inseminated by a licensed physician etc, it was not legally recognized as him no longer having parental claim. Furthermore, the couples split up and the mother with the child would then go to the state for support and it was the state that would contact the men