"Solsbury Hill"

"Pillsbury Dough"

The Lyrics

I love to cook, but I hate it when anyone else is in my kitchen.......

Poking at that Pillsbury doughI could see that muffin riseIn the pan it was to goSuddenly developed eyesStood right up and looked at meThought someone was playing gamesThen I heard a high "hee-hee""Poppin Fresh" told me his namesMy heart began it's palpitationMust have been my wild imaginationMy head going 'shroom 'shroom 'shroom"Man" I said "Must have eatenOne bad one of those"

I took up cooking for the peaceNeeded hobbies for my nervesLooking at that pan I greasedI just wanted bread to serveNow I got this little dudeSmiling big wearing a hatDidn't want to be too rudeBut thought he was kind of fatI thought cameras were somewhere nearMy reaction for all to see and hearMy head thinking, broom, broom, broom"Where?" I said "Need to find it,Need to beat someone

Yeah, someone

Finally dealt with pastry guyShoved him in and set the dialWatched the temp'rature get highSaw him lose that silly smileSoon the screams faded awayIn the oven he would bakeGot more dishes on the wayHad the other food to makeToday I made a big decisionI guess I watch too much televisionMy mind going room, room, room"Hey" I said, "I just need to clear My brain from T.V. ads"

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P: (in a high pitched voice:) Hee hee! This was fun, Rick! I don't like other people in my kitchen when I cook, either... hadn't considered stuffing them in the oven when they bother me, anyway... hmmm... ;)