The array of photos, shot by Sebastian Faena, vary from a timeless black-and-white portrait to a full-body profile with Upton wearing nothing but a pair of red stilletto pumps.

We can't figure out which we like more: These pictures or seeing her chow down on a Southwest Patty Melt from Carl's Jr.? (Which, by the way, makes us totes jealous that she can eat that and still look like that. Ugh).

Stop thanking us, just please do us and everyone around you a favor and stop drooling.