I’ve been having a hard time figuring out if, and how to, write about a particular topic on this here website, and that topic is:

SEX.

It bothers me that I am even having mixed feelings on blogging about such a thing; I am usually so “anything goes” and open. Why do I have reservations about this? Finally, I figured it out– It’s because I’m a mom. Read the rest of this entry »

Some things happened this past week. Seriously glamorous things; things that usually only happen to celebrities. Are you ready for this? Shit this cool probably doesn’t even happen to Paris Hilton or George Clooney. Okay, maybe George Clooney.

Earlier today on Twitter I was contemplating what I should do with November. November is well-known for being “National Write a Novel Month” (NaNoWriMo) or “Movember” (something about facial hair) but I’m not a writer and I lack the testosterone needed to grow a mustache. Also, I just don’t think it’d be a good look for me. I put my question to the masses– What do I do with November if I’m not a writer and I’m not willing to endure hormone injections?

So I asked my friend Adam to help me Photoshop my head onto some photos. Originally, I was going to write something (possibly funny) about the daydreams I used to have when I was a kid and how they were all based on 80’s movies. All that is still true– but I don’t have the energy to write in length about it anymore. However, Adam’s lovely handiwork shan’t go to waste. Also they make me giggle.