Living in the damp

black friday

You might think that because they’re a nation given to naturally forming lines (a practice known as ‘queuing’) in all circumstances, the English are always polite. They’re certainly stereotyped that way in the States. One thing they aren’t, though, is immune to bargains:

Even on #BlackFriday shoving people to the floor so you can get £20 off a Coffee Maker is still an assault.