Yankees no-hit by Marlins in Panama

Alright, now this is pretty funny. The Yankees were no-hit by four Marlins pitchers in the first game of the two-game Legends Series down in Panama tonight. The final score was 5-0. I don’t have the box score handy, but you can find it on MLB.com. They Yankees are never going to win the Grapefruit League World Series at this rate.

I think it’s clear, sweeping changes need to be made across the board.
Trade everybody for prospects, Astros style and rebuild from the ground up. This is embarrassing.

Yankee$ (Formerly Pseudoyanks)

Funny Dalek, but there was a day (oh, early to mid-80’s) where something like that might have happened (like a fired hitting coach or something.) Especially if it were a Spring Training game against the Mets.

Wheels

Clearly, the team was in an awestruck stupor after seeing the miracle that is the Panama Canal.

losealot101

this proves that cerveli can win the grapefruit triple crown!

Jorge Steinbrenner

Damn Panamanian rule changes. I mean….how are you supposed to properly hit in a skirt and with funny glasses on?

ChrisGuitars

I thought they were playing with MLB rules. No wonder we lost. With the exception of JR Murphy, I doubt any of them have any experience wearing a skirt. Not fair!