Red Valley

These are some lies we made up about Red Valley.

A massive newt was observed gulping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Red Valley.

A guy with a sword in his head became visible hovering across Tse Ligai around midnight. When the spirit was spotted it disappeared into the thin air. In any case, it's a menacing spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.

A space invader from another galaxy was noticed scraping out a nook in Alcove Canyon on a dark night.

A giant opossum was made out piling stones up on Alcove Mesa.

The ghost of a mailman has regularly been distinguished down by Salt Spring at night drinking blood from a mug.