Academy Awards Live Chat!

Whether you watch as a general fan of movies, a pretentious complainer critic of discerning taste or just someone who wants to see how big Natalie Portman's boobs have gotten, you're invited to join us for a live chat of the Oscars Sunday. Champagne toasts and red carpet coverage commence at 7 p.m., followed by the awards at 8 p.m.

Read up-to-the-minute results, participate in thoughtful film discussion and even vote in polls. Tune into ABC to watch it with us.

Still not convinced? Scarred from that summer in 1996 you spent in AOL chats and worried about having graphic flashbacks? No worries. Get a feel for the live chat experience by checking out our SAG Awards coverage here. Robert Downey Sr. is rumored to make another appearance.