Love this..hysterical and so honest at the same time.And as blackbird said, as my mummy said: Not for all the tea in China when she told me she loved me and wouldn't give me up.Cheers. Ellen..best wishes.

Daughter no. 2 brought some tea back from a visit to China. It was very pretty. It looked like pot pourri. It tasted like water you've accidentally put in an old squash bottle instead of your water bottle. Left overnight the pot pourri visual effect intensified, to damp pot pourri. It ended its pretty days on the compost!! Liz