Doctor Beidleman: "Well, let's just say I prodded a part of the brain that shouldn't be prodded and now he's on a unstoppable murdering spreethroughout the building. He just started on Floor 5 when I got here."

Doctor Beidleman: "Fine. Isn't gonna make much of a difference, seeing that the security guys emptied all of their handgun ammunition into his skull and it didn't do jack squat."

Phil: "BAallaAlalARghgAr!!!"

Doctor Beidleman: "Oh look, Phil found the elevators. Nurse, try calming him down with a nice song like Wish You Were Here or something."

Nurse Joe: "Are you kidding?! I'm outta here!"

Doctor Beidleman: "I'm cutting down your salary if you do."

Nurse Joe: "Screw my salary, I'm through with this!"

Doctor Beidleman: "Fine. It's your poverty."

Phil: "BaAlallaGHraghaghrGahZZZzzzzzzz...."

Doctor Beidleman: "Oh look, the tranquilizer took effect. So nurse, about your salary"

Nurse Joe: "Crap."------------------------------Sorry about my absence, skin-wise, as of late. Been doing a lot of drawing (and some skinners' block) lately,so making skins has been low-priority. Anyhoo, this guy was a boredom breaker. I had an idea some time ago to make a skincalled Phil the Lobotomized Monkey. Unfortunately, the attempt ultimately failed and I ended up doing something else.So I moved onto another version, moving from monkey, to cow, to strange unknown creature. In the end, I just decidedto do a pretty gruff looking human (oh, how boring humans are :P). The blood stains that I attempted to put onto hishospital gown made the shading look pretty screwed up, so I just went with berserker-esque, rage-induced slobber. As usual the color palette is kept on the skin file. Feel free to use it at your discretion. ;)