I actually found one that I didn’t find absolutely awful, I was in San Diego and the group wanted to go to a Craft Beer place that was known to have great food. I was hungry so I agreed. Because I have the tact of a T-Rex in a Butcher Shop I said to the guy taking my order basically something like; “I find craft beer wretched, do you have anything that tastes maybe like a Corona, which I still don’t like but at least I won’t spit it out on the floor.”

He brought me one with my amazing burger that was light and not terrible. I’ll never understand beer though, as a mix of Irish and Native American it would take me about thirty of them before I feel even the slightest effect and they’re loaded with calories. I’ll stick to my Gin and Tonics which go about 40 calories.