A SOURCE TELLS ME that Marines...

upon enlisting have to surrender their seed carrier huevos
to protect the females now in the corps.
Which they may retrieve eventually,
the source swears this all the truth,
at a store front across the street
near the Apollo military
surplus store, a fake police station,
the real fact stated in print on its front
plate glass window, "RESOURCE CENTER."

The Navy has a more liberal policy,
their recruits are instructed how after doing
the Marine foreplay method, which is,
fall down, get up, run jump
out of nearest window, run briskly.

The other services. services unknown, told
impotency considered a sacred right.