The DirectAir pilot - a Huntsman supporter - slowly turned the nose left and edged it forward until... SCHLORP Frannnng BzzzZZZzzz ... and that's how Mr. 1% missed the debate.

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"I love the smell of fired people in the morning!"

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DirectAir was sold off in pieces all because the chair they provided wasn't an antique.

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Funny how elections are won or lost over little things: Riding in a tank, misspelling potato, choosing a flake from Alaska as running mate, sitting in a chair on the tarmac while a valet steam presses your socks.

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