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Do you guys have one of those drink machines with like, hundreds of different options for drinks? I love those man! They don't have many restaurants with those machines around here, basically just a Zaxby's an hour and a half away. We used to have a close-ish Fazzoli's but it got shut down. I never heard why, it always seemed healthy and did good business from what I hear. It had one of those cool drink machines too, I always loved experimenting with the different flavors even though a lot of them didn't exactly taste very good, it was still a fun experience. I'm lactose intolerant so I never went to Fazzoli's too much but I always found something else to eat that wouldn't make me sick (and I've got a pretty strong stomach besides) and man, did I love that drink machine. One time I really held up the drink machine line hahah, I just HAD to try as many different flavors as I could! The temptation was too strong, I jus

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Back in elementary school we had to wear name tags during certain scenarios (ie during our field day) and I had a bad habit of nibbling on my shirt a lot when I got nervous. One field day I accidentally took a small bite out of my name tag. It was pretty awkward.

The battle that really put ERB in the spotlight... and then did it again... Truly a classic battle. But how does it stack up nowadays? Let's find out.

Who won?

Spoiler:

Hitler: Round 1

I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: Also dope on the micKind of just set-up for the battle. Not really any points to be made. 0
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt ass faceI find

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gate first servant of stateI like that he's actually pushing away the Brandenburg Gate when he says this, improves the line a lot for me. +1
Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straightkek nice +2
I've got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the palace

Oh boy. I've been trying to figure out how to do this one for a bit. I'm still not entirely sure how to "fairly" judge this battle, but I'm going to take a stab at it anyway. Gotta do it in two parts too...

Who won?

Spoiler:

Ivan the Terrible

Look alive, crème de la Kremlin's arrivingI think crème de la Kremlin is one of the better puns ERB has used in recent memory. I think it works here because it literally means "best of the Kremlin," so