Grow Up to be Moonkin

I caught myself singing part of this song on vent the other day and I decided we needed this rendition. I asked Bell to do the honors since I have appreciated her other Wowifications. Thanks again Bell for the great work!

Without further ado:

Mamas, don’t let your druids grow up to be Moonkins

Don’t let ‘em spam moonfire and hit like a truck

Make ‘em be restos and ferals and such

Mamas, don’t let your druids grow up to be Moonkins

They’ll never get PUGs and they’re always the joke

Even in a guild they love

Moonkins ain’t easy to play and they’re harder to gear

And they’d rather do DPS than tanking or heals

Rolling on Mage gear and Lock gear too

And each epic begins new QQ

And if you don’t keep watch on him and he don’t gquit

He’ll pro’ly just sneak in to raid

Mamas, don’t let your druids grow up to be Moonkins

Don’t let ‘em spam moonfire and hit like a truck

Make ‘em be restos and ferals and such

Mamas, don’t let your druids grow up to be Moonkins

They’ll never get PUGs and they’re always the joke

Even in a guild they love

Moonkins like pretty cloth robe gear, and summon the trees

Quick cast starfires and wrath spam, auras with crit

And them that don’t know them won’t like them and them that do

Sometimes won’t want to take them

They ain’t wrong, they’re just different but their pride won’t let them

[…] For more hilarious spoofage of mages and funny songs, check out Dammerung’s extremely well-done “Achy Breaky Sheep“. Also Grizz, over at The Nekkid Cow, presents his theme song “Supercow!”. And Fimlys Presents Bellwether, singing “Mama’s don’t let your Druids grow up to be Moonkins.” […]