Today on CNN, a tard of ninjers were wiped out during a failed raid on an Atacosa firing range. The cleansing was commensed by 78 year old Ellie May Cordoba and her rossi .38. Despite being highly diabetic, having poor vision, and being plagued with arthritis, Mrs. Cordoba nevertheless saved her beloved pet chihuaua by picking off the slow moving targets.

From the article :
Guzzo pulled the gun on the ninja when he attempted to slash Guzzo, whom he says did not move with the grace typically associated to ninjas.
“He was like a gazelle that just got attacked by a lion,” Guzzo said. “He got up and fell, and got up and fell. Then he jumped off a cliff.”