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A rare sighting of that curious beast, the ‘retrospective exclusive’ in today’s Independent.

Writing in the Pandora column, Alice-Azania Jarvis mutters: “Interesting to hear of Harry and Chelsy’s break up over the weekend. When I called on Thursday, Clarence House were adamant the couple were as happy as ever. Things must have gone down hill rapidly!”

Calm down, dear. I remember when the Indy wouldn’t have touched the story with a bargepole, never mind whined about missing it.