fic post: One More Way "The Great Game" Didn't End (Sherlock) (spoilers!)

Title: One More Way "The Great Game" Didn't EndAuthor: annlarimerSpoilers/Warnings: Unlike the first installment, contains MASSIVE spoilers for "The Great Game." Rating: PGSummary: What it says on the tin.Wordcount: 290ish.Thanks: viedma 'cause I stole a line from her.

INT. The Reichenbach Public Swimming Baths. Night.

(Sherlock is pulling the bombcoat off John.)John: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFFFFFF!Sherlock: Easy easy easy-- (he tosses the coat as far as he can, which isn't very far.)(John goes all rubbery and collapses against the wall.Sherlock is reduced to agitated hamster spins.)John: Oh God Jesus agh agh agh that was what the hell was that!Sherlock: I...that...you with the bombhugging thing...!John: You're welcome.Sherlock: I just I you do that...!John: It's okay.Sherlock: Can't! Make! Feely! Words!John: It's okay. It's okay. I know you got the wire mommy.Sherlock (clutching his head): She was sturdy!(Moriarty slides back in. He has strapped on an electric guitar.)Moriarty: Changed my mind. ENCORE! Then you die and I'm outta here! (Moriarty fires up the guitar. John and Sherlock are all lit up with the scary red dots. Again.)Moriarty: Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! FREE BIRD! John (pointing at Sherlock): Red. You.Sherlock: Wire mommy...Moriarty: Mwah! Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! It's a good thing they don't know those are just laser pointers! (John and Sherlock let this sink in.)Moriarty: Oh, crap. I said that out loud, didn't I?(John and Sherlock exchange glances. Then they look at Moriarty.)Moriarty: It's just that I have a lot of cats...(The little red lights flick off. We hear the sound of gunsels and minions beating feet.)Sherlock (To John): Administer beatdown?John: Oh Hell yeah.Moriarty: Aw, c'mon, fellas, it's just my little -- Ow ow ow ow OW NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!!!(We see Sherlock whaling on Moriarty with his own guitar, while John pelts him with bricks of plastic explosive...and FADE OUT.)

book: More if You've Got It; iD; Little Dorrit; America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't; Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes; Death comes to the Archbishop; Mary and Lou and Rhoda and Ted; The Book of Ice; To Be or Not to Be; Area 51

comics:Captain Marvel; Genshiken; Sailor Moon; Yotsuba!&

teevee: A Touch of Cloth 2

dvd:The World's End; This Hour Has 22 Minutes; Futurama; The Avengers; John Dies at the End