Damn it to high hell and back! It looks like the Ultimate Gay Couple of Argentina really have gone their separate ways. No more barebacking scenes for them, then.

I first suspected that gay porn couple Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas (I was never entirely sure which one was which) had split when their cute blog, featuring their dogs (who got custody?) and their sexy body builder friends (which one was the home wrecker?), was wiped clean.

My suspicions deepened when both parties started appearing in scenes with Other Men, and not together. Now, Gay Porn Blog has confirmed the dissolution of the royal marriage, publishing pictures of the one who I thought was Pedro, but who's actually Daniel, with his new beau, Juan.

"I would also like to take this opportunity to squash the persistent rumours about mysterious 'disappearances' and emphasize that rural and urban areas are now enjoying a life of harmony and peace. I'm sure you're glad to hear this. And I'm happy you're glad."