Short: The Kick

Ow! Hey! Watch where you are going — Hey what did you do that for? I didn’t do anything to you!

Why are you jumping around like that? It hurts? You hurt your foot?

Well good serves you right for having done it in the first place. You should learn not to kick people, it is not nice. No I do not have any sympathy for you. You are the one who tripped over my leg and then decided to kick me for getting in your way.

Why are you looking at me like that? I didn’t do it.

Stop it.

Stop looking at me as if I was the one who hurt you. You think I did? Did I really now? Well thats because you kicked me! Not the other way around here buster.

I did not purposely move so that you would trip over me in the first place. I was sitting here minding my own business when you came along and I did not just jump out and hit your foot. It was you that moved your foot in such a manner that it made contact with my leg.

Look it up in the dictionary if you don’t believe me. It says right there what the definition of kick is:to strike with the foot or feet. That is the official dictionary definition. I did not make that up. So you can’t sit there and argue with me about it either.

So I could not have been the one to cause you this grave injustice. It could not have been me, I never even moved my foot.

You are still giving me the evil eye. Why? How could I be the one to have hurt you? I am just a coffee table you are the human –not me.