Came across a show of people do insane bike stunts while flipping around channels yesterday, and during one of the commercials I found a new entry in this insane contest: I'm in Miami Trick by LMFAO.

With such inspired lyrics as "You look kinda cute; in that polka dot bikini girrrrrrrl. This what I wanna do; take off that polka dot bikini girrrrrrl." I refuse to believe this is real. People don't actually listen to this and call it music, do they? Have I become a curmudgeonly old man, saying stuff like "I don't know why kids get into their raps these days? That ain't music!" while shaking my fist? Or are teenagers these days just tone deaf?

I'm a seasoned Eurovision-follower and thought I was prepared to endure some serious shit. But the good people of Montenegro floored me with their guy. You could argue that Rambo Amadeus isn't even music but an aural weapon of mass destruction.

...we've just received news that the stupid and deaf Estonians chose some girly ballad as their contest song. Over this. Which has wire-fu, trash metal, leotards and fucking Chewbacca on vocals. In the words of William Hurt: HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

Ha, I opened this thread expecting to see a load of people getting snobby over some harmless pop fluff, but then I realised the OP was talking about BrokeNCYDE. That band actually is the end of culture. It's the end of everything...

Dear Lord, I didn't know BrokeNCYDE still exists. Even though "Phat J" has apparently left the band to pursue a solo career, and now it's just "Mikl", "Se7en", "Ace Neroexistence" and "Psuy?". I've always thought I have a pretty good tolerance to what my kids will listen when they hit their teens, but if they become Phat J -fans I will disown the bastards.

The song's pretty decent too. Though next to the other songs at the national contest, it sounded like hearing Stairway to Heaven for the very first time. In a meta-move, it's "the song that killed the songs that killed music".

In December 2014, Brokencyde launched an Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign, seeking US$30,000 to help fund the recording and marketing of a new album. By the time the funding period ended in February 2015, the band only managed to raise US$1,421 from 33 backers — less than 5% of their intended goal. Nevertheless, the group still self-released a 23-track album titled All Grown Up.

Good for them, I guess. Stay on your path and follow your dreamz. But... "she's in love with the coco in her semen"?