Oh god yeah. Fortunately I tend to not drink too much purely for not wanting to get in to too much trouble, but I feel like I've learned some horrible science-ish tricks from here that would result in plenty of burns

I'm not sure with myself, but either I haven't ever drank /enough/ or I have a really high tolerance, but I've never felt particularly inclined to do something stupid.
Though I kind of do want to make an explosive tennis ball...

I understand that. I was stupid for a couple years. Grew out of it. However, in relation to the explosive tennis ball idea, I had a friend that as a prank, covered a tennis ball in gorilla glue and gasoline, then lit it and threw it at another friend. In the garage of first friends house. Needless to say, they both got pretty bad burns, and most of the house burnt down.

Jesus christ. Mind if I ask if your friends are full retard?
I was told to take all the heads off of strike anywhere matches and carefully put them in a tennis ball and then give it a toss nice and far away. I had a pyro friend I met this summer, lol

Well it was almost seven years ago so I was in my early teens, so yes they were more than likely full retard. ^_^ That seems interesting, but unless you throw with extreme force I'm not sure it would work. Maybe with gun powder or another minor explosive. Like those snapper things kids throw at sidewalks. Hmmm.

Oh you'd be surprised, all those match heads in there take juuuust a bit of friction and the fireball is stupidly huge. Dude told me how to make thermite too but I forgot.. Probably for my own good, lol.

I actually haven't, but maybe some day soon when I have free time, I might, lol. Except I better be outside and not afraid to lost some skin in case it randomly blows up on me, haha. I think maybe I should stick to something less nefarious.. But I still really want to try it..