The 62-session streak without a 1% move on the S&P ended last week, but the much more significant stretch of 33 months without a 10% correction is still firmly entrenched. And when a company like Facebook does what it just did, it’s hard to see the roll stopping anytime soon.

Maria Sharapova posing on a Harley probably doesn’t mean much in terms of market impact, though she (the bike) is nice to look at. What could mean something, however, is the way Harley shares have been behaving lately, and what it could be saying about the finicky consumer (see the chart of the day).

After what has felt like an interminable slog, there seems to be a relative Sharknado forming over this stock market. That’s right – high winds, flying sharks and finally some trading action. The ECB got it started yesterday, and the jobs report looks to be kicking it up a notch this morning.

Seven-straight winning sessions. The Nasdaq and S&P 500 can almost taste it, but that may prove a tough order for Wednesday. While M&A breathed some life into markets yesterday, it’s hard to say what kind of enthusiasm will be mustered on Wall Street ahead of a mega earnings double-header coming after the close.

The media (guilty) love to latch on to a good market theme and squeeze out every last headline. We’ve got a doozy going on right now with the crushing of the momentum stocks. It’s the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 of financial news coverage.

Market bears are hoping Janet Yellen jumped the gun on her April Fool’s gag, when she sprinkled her magical dove dust all over stocks and put the exclamation point on the S&P’s fifth-straight quarter of gains. But that doesn’t seem to be the case. And, sure enough, markets are moving up again this morning, doing that thing they tend to do when basking in the warm seasonal glow of April.

If retail traders were shocked about what they heard from the “Moneyball” guy on “60 Minutes” last night, they haven’t been paying attention. The high-frequency trading bots have been stealing our children, cavorting with our women and draining our retirement bitcoins for years now.

The market may be weaving around like Mel Gibson at a Biergarten happy hour, but at least it’s managed to stay out of the gutter. So far. That could all change in five days upon the arrival of yet another dastardly trend … the shifting of the clocks in the United Kingdom.

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