Make better mistakes tomorrow

—Friends didn’t have to hurt.
—M&ms would all be blue.
—Caramel latte drink fountains.
—Ke$ha’s didn’t exist.
—School requirements would include owning a hugeass, snuggly hoodie.
—Girls in dunks would be considered(by the social norm) sexier than girls in stilettos.
—The average height of local guys would be 1.8m.