Doug Barry

Puppies are made for petting, which is especially true if they're hypoallergenic, like this Goldendoodle, whose frustrated barking probably translates to, "There should be no reason your hand isn't scratching my head, person." Then the Goldendoodle sneezes a few times, which would make all but the most stone-hearted villain reach out to him. Someone should probably call PETA because this dog's owner is a monster.