In Improv. and theatre sports to keep the flow going you always say 'yes' to other peoples improv. no mater how dumb or contradictory you think it sounds.

With that in mind here is how the game is played..

A poster comes up with a comical attack against the poster above and a comical defence against the poster below eg. I defend myself with a shield made of live ferrets.

The next poster comes up with a attack to kill the above poster eg. I call animal rights activists who throw so much paint at you, you drown.
In the same post you makes up a defence against the next poster eg. I use a anti-gravity field to repulse all matter.

Since the attacker ALWAYS wins no matter how lame or un-possible. The winner for want of a better term is the person with the most 'thanks' under their post.

At risk of being accused of playing with myself I will start by pretending the examples above are a previous post.

I attack with a gamma radiation gun that turns you into a green hulking monstrosity forcing a comic book company to sue you into oblivion for copyright infringement.

since you are rubber i attack and cover you in glue then roll you down a giant hill of broken glass.

i defend with a wild monkey throwing poo.

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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

I destroy your wall because I am so ignorant. Then I throw sticks and stones at you until you break your bones.

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