I'm not trying to create any controversary, but I'm just wondering about the following:

1. What's Crosby's injury status?2. If Gagner is so good, why can't he get 8 points every game?3. Why have there been so few suspensions handed out the past few weeks? Personally, I saw 2-3 major infractions at the All Star Game.4. Why don't the Rangers bring Avery up to help out their struggling agitator line?5. Why don't the Bruins trade Seguin to Toronto for Kessel?6. Why does Scott Gomez keep cashing his $300,000 bi-weekly cheques?7. Why did Tim Thomas shake all the Canucks hands after the Stanley Cup Finals?8. Why don't the Capitals move Ovechkin to centre to make him the playmaker he really is?9. Why is Brian Burke so cantankerous?10. When will Crosby be back to play? Did I ask this question already?

I'm not trying to create any controversary, but I'm just wondering about the following:

1. What's Crosby's injury status?

He's not injured, the new season of American Idol has started and the hockey games would get in the way of his true dream.....being the next Taylor Hicks.

2. If Gagner is so good, why can't he get 8 points every game?

But, he is that good, he just doesn't like showing off, and wants to avoid all that talk of how he wants to be a Leaf or Canuck, like all the really, really, really good players keep saying.

3. Why have there been so few suspensions handed out the past few weeks? Personally, I saw 2-3 major infractions at the All Star Game.

Actually there have been some, why just today, they suspended some KHL coach for getting his face in the way of a player's stick. 3 games for interference.

4. Why don't the Rangers bring Avery up to help out their struggling agitator line?

They asked him, but he said he can't, Madonna is at the Superbowl half-time show and you just can't stop a man from vogueing.

5. Why don't the Bruins trade Seguin to Toronto for Kessel?

They tried, but as soon as Kessel put on a Leafs sweater, he became a super-duper, elite, brighter than the sun, star, and Toronto wanted 7 players, 6 draft picks, 11 future considerations......and Ryan Miller's wife.

6. Why does Scott Gomez keep cashing his $300,000 bi-weekly cheques?

Ummmm.....maybe no one told him about direct deposit?

7. Why did Tim Thomas shake all the Canucks hands after the Stanley Cup Finals?

Most likely because he was shy, and not ready to french kiss them like they were hoping.

8. Why don't the Capitals move Ovechkin to centre to make him the playmaker he really is?

Why don't they ever tell us how they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar? Some things are just meant to stay mysteries.

9. Why is Brian Burke so cantankerous?

He's not cantankerous you stupid little piece of ****, If you show your puny little rat face around here, I'll beat these stupid questions out of you with a broken Sherwood, you f******, mother******, ***hole, sh******, p*****.

There......that's cantankerous

10. When will Crosby be back to play? Did I ask this question already?

I'm thinking the world is ready for a butchier version of Clay Aiken, so if that Idol thing works out, we may never see Sid on skates again.

Next time I'll put a smiley face or winky face when I'm not being serious!

Regardless, FER's responses were awesome! Very funny stuff! Next time you need a set-up man, let me know! :)

I assumed you were, but around here, you never know! I've seen some pretty crazy posts, some of which were actually meant in a serious manner, but left me shaking my head!

As far as yours, i knew that i couldn't come up with anything to rival FER's humour, so i left it alone!

Guest4306 ( )

Posted - 02/07/2012 : 17:16:13

You're right Alex - you never know what's serious or joking on this site sometimes.

I'm gonna stick to serious (well, most of the time), and I will leave the punchlines to guys like FER, Slozo, Beans, etc. :)

Guest7692 ( )

Posted - 02/08/2012 : 02:25:04

You guys are all so cute! Getting along so well!

Guest7752 ( )

Posted - 02/08/2012 : 06:25:57

quote:Originally posted by Guest4306

I'm not trying to create any controversary, but I'm just wondering about the following:

1. What's Crosby's injury status?2. If Gagner is so good, why can't he get 8 points every game?3. Why have there been so few suspensions handed out the past few weeks? Personally, I saw 2-3 major infractions at the All Star Game.4. Why don't the Rangers bring Avery up to help out their struggling agitator line?5. Why don't the Bruins trade Seguin to Toronto for Kessel?6. Why does Scott Gomez keep cashing his $300,000 bi-weekly cheques?7. Why did Tim Thomas shake all the Canucks hands after the Stanley Cup Finals?8. Why don't the Capitals move Ovechkin to centre to make him the playmaker he really is?9. Why is Brian Burke so cantankerous?10. When will Crosby be back to play? Did I ask this question already?

1. What's Crosby's injury status?He's ok to play - waiting for Burke to set-up the press conference and make THE announcement.

2. If Gagner is so good, why can't he get 8 points every game?Because he does not have Lupul to help out.

3. Why have there been so few suspensions handed out the past few weeks? Personally, I saw 2-3 major infractions at the All Star Game.Because they were not reviewed by Toronto, system server is down.

4. Why don't the Rangers bring Avery up to help out their struggling agitator line?He's afraid of Dion - waiting to see if Leafs are out of playoffs... if they are, then Avery's back in the lineup.

5. Why don't the Bruins trade Seguin to Toronto for Kessel?Because Kessel is scared of Lucic.

6. Why does Scott Gomez keep cashing his $300,000 bi-weekly cheques?He's saving to buy a house in Toronto... for the 2012/2013 season.

7. Why did Tim Thomas shake all the Canucks hands after the Stanley Cup Finals?Because if Toronto would review his actions, he's afraid of having an obvious no-goal call reversed for next game.

8. Why don't the Capitals move Ovechkin to centre to make him the playmaker he really is?Because then Capitals would knock Toronto out of playoff position.

9. Why is Brian Burke so cantankerous?Because that's one of only few words he can spell.

10. When will Crosby be back to play? Did I ask this question already?When Gomez scores a goal.

I'm not trying to create any controversary, but I'm just wondering about the following:

I like this, so I'll give it a shot:

1. What's Crosby's injury status?Soreness around the neck, a feeling of nausea after a heavy workout and skate.

2. If Gagner is so good, why can't he get 8 points every game?Because they won't leave him playing with RNH and Hall forever.

3. Why have there been so few suspensions handed out the past few weeks? Personally, I saw 2-3 major infractions at the All Star Game.Seems like the players are getting the message . . . especially as playoff races tighten up.

4. Why don't the Rangers bring Avery up to help out their struggling agitator line?Because they don't feel like contributing to the suspension problem.

5. Why don't the Bruins trade Seguin to Toronto for Kessel?Because the Bruins would have to give a LOT MORE than Seguin to get Kessel . . . now, throw in Dougie Hamilton and a 2nd rounder, and maybe we can talk . . .

7. Why did Tim Thomas shake all the Canucks hands after the Stanley Cup Finals?Because he had just put his hand in the toilet bowl . . . BEFORE flushing.

8. Why don't the Capitals move Ovechkin to centre to make him the playmaker he really is?Because then they'd have to waste Backstrom on the 2nd line, silly.

9. Why is Brian Burke so cantankerous?That was just ONE morning when you slipped up and asked him about the Leafs needing more truculence. Usually, he's quite polite . . . as long as you don't look at him straight in the eye. Or contradict him.

10. When will Crosby be back to play? Did I ask this question already?He'll be back for a dozen games this year, and then be gone again. And no, you didn't.