Now that it is getting closer I am hearing some real good ones. Lets hear yours and have a good laugh.

Via Facebook-"On a serious note: Just got word (phone call) from a reliable source (not kidding) : TICKETS HAVE SOLD OUT DUE TO A COMPUTER ERROR DURING THE LOTTERY. This will be announced in a few days on the BM website. Just wanted to give everyone heads up so you can cancel your RV reservations etc etc. Sorry, guys "

maladroit- Burning Man is like a second job, except you pay to work there.Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus

tattoogoddess wrote:"On a serious note: Just got word (phone call) from a reliable source (not kidding) : TICKETS HAVE SOLD OUT DUE TO A COMPUTER ERROR DURING THE LOTTERY. This will be announced in a few days on the BM website. Just wanted to give everyone heads up so you can cancel your RV reservations etc etc. Sorry, guys "

I just stole this

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

53,000 Virgins on the playa, looking around for something cool to happen. No Musicians make it in, no veterans, just dark wads on darkwad bikes pedalling into each other looking for where it is at... I don't know if this is a rumour...

Urban wrote:53,000 Virgins on the playa, looking around for something cool to happen. No Musicians make it in, no veterans, just dark wads on darkwad bikes pedalling into each other looking for where it is at... I don't know if this is a rumour...

Urban wrote:53,000 Virgins on the playa, looking around for something cool to happen. No Musicians make it in, no veterans, just dark wads on darkwad bikes pedalling into each other looking for where it is at... I don't know if this is a rumour...

They'll figure it out.

I reckon. Somebody did once. I have a vision of an abandoned city, deep in the jungle, deep in the desert. Everyone has long disappeared. A roving band discovers the empty ruins of the civilization and set up house wondering where and why did the previous occupants go. In the background, floating through the air from an unknown source if Freddie and the Dreamers music...It is just a vision...

Best? Maybe it's the coffee (I drank an entire pot today!! grrr) but, I heard nosy, meddling, nit picking, buzzkilling, trigger tempered, finger pointing, burgins are going to calm the fuck down and do their preparations and relax and have a nice mellow burn with the rest of us, and NOT waste precious time being some sort of watch dog here on eplaya or interfering with anyone's burn on the playa. Leave your 'watchdog" attitude at home. Sheesh! It's an art festival, relax and enjoy it with everyone...(we hope!!) Watch yourself if you have to be a watch dog and rrreeelllaaaxxxxx......(pleeeez relax) have fun and wear yer sunscreen. get it yet? We hope so...!!

Oh, I also heard the lottery was spinning out of control...please submit all extra tickets (fucking hoarders) to the LLC STEP program for re-distribution at once!

I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

I heard a burner web out to the trash fence to get pictures of the burn from a distance. He was about to take a picture when he heard rustling behind him, when he turned around and there was Bigfoot, standing at 7 feet tall and looking down on him.

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.