"Keep patient because we have a very good team," Soriano said. "I think everybody is very disappointed. We have a very good team this year, but we didn't get it done. I hope next year we have a very good team then and go a little but farther."

Really, Fonzie? You're not serious right.

Do you realize what you just told millions of passionate, brokenhearted fans after you went 1-for-14 in the biggest choke job in my lifetime?

You just told a fanbase that hasn't won a National League pennant since the World War II, a World Series since the introduction of the Model-T or a frickin' playoff game since gas was at an affordable price to "keep patient."

Yeah, Fonzie, real smart. Like the last 100 years just flew by, right?

This coming from a guy that spent his second-straight October flailing at breaking balls in the dirt in the left-handed batters box.