David Letterman Imagines a Mitt Romney Presidency

On Monday’s Late Show, host David Letterman offered a glimpse at a campaign ad showing how a Mitt Romney presidency might look.

After joking that Romney has so much money on him that his wallet requires a handle and wheels, Letterman cued the ad.

A Romney presidency, it tells us, would see the approval and implementation of the Keystone Pipeline, tax cuts, and the downfall of ObamaCare, all on day one. Day two? Ann Romney gently reminds her husband that Barack Obama won re-election by “a landslide.”

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