Asleep On BeachThis guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe.
She humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare."
The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this morning with athlete's pussy."

Asleep / SleepinAsleep / Sleeping
Dreams of being asleep are not unusual.
After all, it is the actual state of your body while you are dreaming.
However, dreams of being asleep are not usually dreams of being at rest.
Sleeping is one of our most vulnerable circumstances in life.
When you are asleep, your cares are disarmed, your ability to defend yourself is limited, and your care for others in a practical manner is practically impossible.
Dreams of this nature often reflect either our great ease or a sense of violation in life.
How you awake, and who wakes you up, are important elements to consider.

AsleepASLEEP.
As far from pity as complaint,
As cool to speech as stone,
As numb to revelation
As if my trade were bone.
As far from time as history,
As near yourself to-day
As children to the rainbow's scarf,
Or sunset's yellow play
To eyelids in the sepulchre.
How still the dancer lies,
While color's revelations break,
And blaze the butterflies!

AsleepFall asleep watching you
anything i can for you id do
I would cross the ocean just to see you smile
even if its just for awhile
I look at you and i go blind
when you laugh i feel warm inside
I try my hardest to make you happy
if you only knew how much i have trapped in
Your voice is like a warm summer breeze
that my heart will keep forever to infinity
Loving you is like chasing a dream
filled with clouds nothing is what it seems

AsleepAsleep
Asleep inside this dream, I lay
Praying the night
Would take the day
Awaken in my dream
I stand
To see you off
To a distant land
Now manifested fears
Nighttimes filled with tears
I scream to you and cry to find
NO SOUL shall ever hear
Empty canyons in my head
No sunlight shall I see
Running out of time I stand
And stare at the floor
To watch my heart beat.

Asleep - The SmithsAsleep - The Smiths
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
Im tired and i
I want to go to bed
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Dont try to wake me in the morning
cause I will be gone
Dont feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I dont want to wake up
On my own anymore
Sing to me
Sing to me
I dont want to wake up
On my own anymore
Dont feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I really want to go
There is another world
There is a better world
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well ...
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye ...

Asleep/sleepingAsleep / Sleeping
Dreams of being asleep are not unusual. After all, it is the actual state of your body while you are dreaming. However, dreams of being asleep are not usually dreams of being at rest. Sleeping is one of our most vulnerable circumstances in life. When you are asleep, your cares are disarmed, your ability to defend yourself is limited, and your care for others in a practical manner is practically impossible. Dreams of this nature often reflect either our great ease or a sense of violation in life. How you awake, and who wakes you up, are important elements to consider.

As Life(another Ian Original)As life passes us by most of us sit aside and watch as it runs away. Carrying with it our hopes and dreams. Youth and sense of wonderment. We lose our innocence in this harsh reality we make and never think to stop and recapture just a fragment. For even in this psychotic place we call the world there is beauty and love beyond that which most become jaded to or choose to let fall away. "Never let yourself lose sight of what is in your heart. For when all is said and done. Love nourishes our souls and allows our dreams to take shape."

As Long As You Donate My Organs To The Zombies.This was posted awhile ago on another site I use quite often. I would tell you what it is but you are not worthy :P.
Well now that you think that I am trying to be all high and mighty. How about killing me.
How does one actually go about killing a Darlingmisfit? You see, a regular shooting in the face or stabbing in the back is not good enough for me. Oh no no no. I would hate for people to talk about that for the rest of their lives. Bastards.
My Wife's (this means best friend in my world)answer-I would sit on your face until I drowned you to death with my womenly goo. :)
I like this answer.
P.S. you can find her here.
http://www.myspace.com/fahqtwo
Here are a some of my other favorites.
Phillip
i would force glenn danzig to eat you alive, starting with your toes so you had enough time to enjoy it.
Zeke
How about we lock you in a room with Project 1950 playing over the sound system and wait for you to kill yourself... maybe.
CB
The same way i'v

As Long As You' Re Happy (a Poem I Wrote...)As long as you’re happy
My smile will never fade
Even though my heart is withering away
As long as you’re happy
These tears I won’t ever cry
And never reveal the pain inside
I’ll say nothing’s wrong
And pretend to move on
For as long as you’re happy
I’ll pretend to be strong
For as long as you’re happy
There is nothing more to do
But pretend to be happy
Even though I’m missing you

As 2007 Looms Nearerwell 2006 had its ups and downs its highs and lows and now its al gone to memories leaving me to deal with whats to come in this new future year ........
resolotions,
im really gana try and get a grip of my life this year start with some more positive/constructive things make myself more independent finacially i hate living off my husband i have no control on things and it stinx
kaitlins gana be going to nursery this year cant believe shes nearly 3 and demi being nearly 7 ....and ill be 25 !!! wow where does the time go ..
what is it with new year and making ya think,brings up all the ghosts .... god i hate it !!
maybe this year will be all good who knows we can only deal with what we're delt with !!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL ..... 4 HOURS TO GO HERE !!
WHAT EVER YA UP TO HOPE YOU ENJOY YA SELF LOVE AND HUGS 2 YOU ALL ....... !
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As Long As You're Loving Me ~ Vitamin COhhh
Ooohhhh
I believe in you
This is real for me
What I feel for you
Didn't Come so naturally
At first I was afraid
Couldn't fight the fight
Couldn't keep the light on
With any other lights, oh love, oh love
Now I'm ready for the world no matter what it brings
I can feel all my dreams coming true
As long as you're loving me
As long as you're loving me
I can move mountains, I can part seas
My heart will be open for eternity
As long as you're loving me
Yeah, yeah
This is what feels good
This is what feels right
The moment I wake up
Until we say goodnight
And I'm stronger than I was
I've reached down and I've touched
It's easier to lie down with you on my side
On the side
Now I'm ready for the world no matter how it spins
Cause I'll always be in it with you
As long as you're loving me
As long as you're loving me (as long as you're loving me)
I can move mountains, I can part seas
My heart will be open for eternity
As long as you're loving me
Oh

As Long As You Have A Computer....you Too Can Become Anything You Want!Want your Associates Degree? Your Masters Degree? Hell want your fucking doctorates? You too can get one of these special titles online. To scared to leave your house for college? You can sit at home, while you play World Of Warcraft and take important tests at the same time. Hell...YOU don't even have to do your OWN test...you can get a super uber smart friend to do them for you.
You can become a paralegal, a police officer, fuck, you can even become a vet tech! Just want I want some fuckface who got their degree online to help spade my dog and keep my town safe, AND AND AND help with my divorce...*thank god it already happend*
I don't understand it. Not only can you get a degree in shaving a dogs ass, but you can get your GED, and now they're advertising a spiffy class ring to go with it. Can't wait for that one. Can't wait to have a "chat class reunion" how fun would that be. Everyone sets up a cam, and gets drunk. Fuck actually going to high school...just drop out

As Long As You AreCan't count the miles,
you're away from me.
Can't count the moments,
you're so close to me.
Never thought my heart would sound this beat,
but heart and thoughts were incomplete :
. . . You were not there.
How can this be wrong ?
This feeling deep inside, so strong.
we will share our heart.
It never ends, over and over again, a new start.
Never knew life could be so tender . . .
To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . .
. . . Now that you are there.
Heart and soul
body and mind
silence and sound
to you I send it all
sweet and kind
with love all around
Never thought I could feel this way, this way
loved, blessed and sheltered
loving, blessing and sheltering,
day after day after day,
. . . As long as you are there ,I LOVE YOU...

As Long As You Come To Me....I don't mind where you come from
As long as you come to me
I don't like illusions I can't see
Them clearly
I don't care no I wouldn't dare
To fix the twist in you
You've shown me eventually
What you'll do
I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's all the same
Hours slide and days go by
Till you decide to come
And in between it always seems too long
All of a sudden
And I have the skill, yeah I have the will
To breathe you in while I can
However long you stay
Is all that I am
I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here
Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all o

As Long As You're NearThe first time we met, I could see,
That you and I, were meant to be.
Your eyes were so gentle, your smile so true,
When you first held my hand, I just knew.
Now the time has gone by, through laughter and tears,
These days I shall cherish, for years upon years.
Those memories we have, shall never fade,
For those are the steps, that we have made.
That was the past, the future is near,
I anxiously wait, for what will appear.
New homes, more laughter, and children so dear,
Everything will be wonderful, as long as you're near.

As Long As...As long as the stars shine down from the heavens,
As long as the rivers run to the sea,
As long as the fish swim deep in the ocean,
That is how long I will always love thee.
As long as the sun warms the earth with it's rays,
As long as the moon lights the midnight sky,
As long as the whale sings under the waves,
That is how long i'll love you, even after they die.
As long as I breath,
As long as my heart beats,
As long as the dawn knows to repreave,
That is how long I will always repeat...
I LOVE YOU!

As Long As The Raven Flies By Amon AmarthMen will fight and men will die
Wars will be lost and won
That's how it's been and still will be
Long after i am gone
Doubting not i give my blood
So i may enter hall up high
The sky belongs to asagods
As long as the raven flies

As Long AsAs long as my dreams are always of you
As long as a couple means only two
As long as forever contains me and you
I'm thinking of you...
As long as the moon shines in your eyes
As long as faith will never die
As long as there's love between you and I
I'm thinking of you...
As long as our eyes meet in burning flame
As long as trust means 'no one's to blame'
As long as the hurt ends in no shame
I'm thinking of you...
As long as we survive as a pair
As long as I know that you'll always care
As long as love remains true and fair
I'm thinnking of you...
As long as the calm follows the storm
As long as the need becomes well-worn
As long as I'm safe and left untorn
I'm thinking of you...
As long as your love keeps me from harm
As long as we're together, I'll always be warm
As long as I stay wrapped in your arms
I'm thinking of you...

As LongAs long as there's a breath
left in your body,
there's hope.
As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.
As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.
As long as you've been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.
As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you.

As Long As Your ThereCan't count the miles,
you're away from me.
Can't count the moments,
you're so close to me.
Never thought my heart would sound this beat,
but heart and thoughts were incomplete :
You were not there.
How can this be wrong ?
This feeling deep inside, so strong.
In God's hands, we will share our heart.
It never ends, over and over again, a new start.
Never knew life could be so tender . . .
To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . .
Now that you are there.
Heart and soul
body and mind
silence and sound
to you I send it all
sweet and kind
with love all around
Never thought I could feel this way, this way
loved, blessed and sheltered
loving, blessing and sheltering,
day after day after day,
As long as you are there

As Long As U Love MeAs Long As You Love Me
I'll be your best friend
I'll be your companion
best friend till the end
As long as you love me
As long as you stay
I'll do anything for you
Anyplace, any day
I'll bring you the sunlight
I'll comfort your tears
I'll fight all my life
To chase all your fears
As long as forever
My love will be ture
forever is perfect
If im loving you

As Long As I Can DreamAs Long As I Can Dream
As Long as i can dream,
as long as i can think,
as long as i have a memory,
i will love you
as long as i have eyes to see,
and ears to har
and lips to speake,
i will love you
As long as i have
a heart to feel
a soul stirring within me,
as long as i have a imagination to hold you
i will love you
as long as there is time
as long is there is love
as long as there is you
and as long as i can breath
to speack your name
i will love you

As Long AsAs Long As...
As long as there's a breath
left in your body,
there's hope.
As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.
As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.
As long as you've been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.
As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you.
"As Long As," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2001

As Long As I RememberAs long as I remember, I've read stories about women who have these great experiences with lesbian sex. Either they're going through their teen years looking for a safe release among friends or maybe even that they had gone off to college and gotten really close to a roommate. I have also heard of stories where a husband or boyfriend has pushed the idea of a threesome leading toward sex with another woman. I felt that women were alive about sex and that they had something to share with me, so from a young age I waited for my experience.
Even before I really understood the greatness of sex and all the details that go along with it, I was already craving a release from my primal desires. I simply played this out with stuffed animals I had and various pillows. Being as young as I was, I really didn't know what I was doing. All I knew was that it felt good...really good and it felt so natural. I think because my first sexual experiences with my body were ones of comfort and pleasure, I'

As Long As You Love MeAs Long As You Love Me
I'll be your best friend
I'll be your companion
best friend till the end
As long as you love me
As long as you stay
I'll do anything for you
Anyplace, any day
I'll bring you the sunlight
I'll comfort your tears
I'll fight all my life
To chase all your fears
As long as forever
My love will be ture
forever i perfect
If im loving you

As Long AsAs long as there's a breath
left in your body,
there's hope.
As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.
As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.
As long as you've been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.
As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you.

As Long As Theres A Breathleft in your body theres hope.. as long as man kind has prowled the earth miracles have happened restoring life and health as long as you have a loving heart god will send warth and love to you in return as long as you been alive god has been watching over you and answering your prayers as long as heaven and the stars exsist god will this is for i love you with' who lost her brother god bless you and your family

As Long As You're NearThe first time we met, I could see,
That you and I, were meant to be.
Your eyes were so gentle, your smile so true,
When you first held my hand, I just knew.
Now the time has gone by, through laughter and tears,
These days I shall cherish, for years upon years.
Those memories we have, shall never fade,
For those are the steps, that we have made.
That was the past, the future is near,
I anxiously wait, for what will appear.
New homes, more laughter, and children so dear,
Everything will be wonderful, as long as you're near.

As LongAs long as the stars
Are twinkling above
Its only you
That will have my love
When the clouds roll in
And the stars dissapear
Thats when im wishing
You were here
When the rain starts to fall
And the breeze dies down
I find myself
Looking around
I see you standing
Your so far away
I cant seem to find
The right words to say
So as long as the stars
Are twinkling above
Its always you
That will have my love

As Long As You're NearAs Long As You're Near
The first time we met, I could see,
That you and I, were meant to be.
Your eyes were so gentle, your smile so true,
When you first held my hand, I just knew.
Now the time has gone by, through laughter and tears,
These days I shall cherish, for years upon years.
Those memories we have, shall never fade,
For those are the steps, that we have made.
That was the past, the future is near,
I anxiously wait, for what will appear.
New homes, more laughter, and children so dear,
Everything will be wonderful, as long as you're near.

As Long As You AreCan't count the miles,
you're away from me.
Can't count the moments,
you're so close to me.
Never thought my heart would sound this beat,
but heart and thoughts were incomplete :
. . . You were not there.
How can this be wrong ?
This feeling deep inside, so strong.
In God's hands, we will share our heart.
It never ends, over and over again, a new start.
Never knew life could be so tender . . .
To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . .
. . . Now that you are there.
Heart and soul
body and mind
silence and sound
to you I send it all
sweet and kind
with love all around
Never thought I could feel this way, this way
loved, blessed and sheltered
loving, blessing and sheltering,
day after day after day,
. . . As long as you are there

As Long As ForeverAs long as forever
I will stay by your side-
I'll be you companion
Your friend ans your guide.
As lond as I live
and as long as you care-
I'll do anything for you,
I'll go anywhere
I'll bring you the sunshine,
I'll comfort your frears
I'll gather up rainbows
To chase all your tears
As long as forever.
My love will be true
For as long as I live
I'll love only you.

As Long......As Long As The Green Grass Grows - Johnny Cash
as long as the moon shall rise
as long as the rivers flow
as long as the sun will shine
as long as the grass shall grow
I never in my life thought it possible for a song to encapsulate my feelings for this man so entirely, it's almost as if this song was written for he and I. We met under circumstances that left us nothing but room for a friendship and as the days drug on we continued to be a strong presence in one each others lives until it frenzied into something that we couldn't deny.
The skies parted and an opportunity presented itself for us to shed the chains that shackled us down and away for each others hold and allow us to give our hearts wholly to one another, it was as if a floodgate of emotion consumed us.
We dance in delight everyday that we have one another and together we can conquer anything - we are bound heart to heart, soul to soul and nothing can separate us.
My love for this man, knows no limitation or con

As Long As It's Not About LoveAs Long As It's Not About Love
From the first time we touched with our eyes
Only magic could take away my heart
I am always afraid for my heart
So lay beside me now and tell me lies - sweet lies
As long as it's not about love
Shall we sail off the edge of the world
Fall forever and never look behind
But I must keep my heart from my mind
Lay beside me now and tell me lies
As long as it's not about love
Oh the last time we touched with our eyes
And the magic was stronger than the heart
Oh, I can't run away with my heart
So, lay beside me now and tell me lies
As long as it's not about love
Shall we sail off the edge of the world
Fall forever
Take my heart away but no
You can't say words about love
Ooh
If the magic comes between us
And we never meet again
Take a part of me away
'Cause maybe it's all above love
Love, ooh

As Long As You AreCan't count the miles,
you're away from me.
Can't count the moments,
you're so close to me.
Never thought my heart would sound this beat,
but heart and thoughts were incomplete :
. . . You were not there.
How can this be wrong ?
This feeling deep inside, so strong.
In God's hands, we will share our heart.
It never ends, over and over again, a new start.
Never knew life could be so tender . . .
To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . .
. . . Now that you are there.
Heart and soul
body and mind
silence and sound
to you I send it all
sweet and kind
with love all around
Never thought I could feel this way, this way
loved, blessed and sheltered
loving, blessing and sheltering,
day after day after day,
. . . As long as you are there

As Long As You Love Me By Backstreet BoysAlthough loneliness has always been a friend of mine I'm leaving my life in your hands People say I'm crazy and that I am blind Risking it all in a glance And how you got me blind is still a mystery I can't get you out of my head Don't care what is written in your history As long as you're here with me Chorus: I don't care who you are Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are Where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you love me Every little thing that you have said and done Feels like it's deep within me Doesn't really matter if you're on the run It seems like we're meant to be Chorus Bridge: I've tried to hide it so that no one knows But I guess it shows When you look into my eyes What you did and where you are comin' from I don't care, as long as you love me, baby. Chorus Who you are Where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you love me (Repeat to fade)

As Long As You Are ThereCan't count the miles,you're away from me.Can't count the moments,you're so close to me.Never thought my heart would sound this beat,but heart and thoughts were incomplete :. . . You were not there.How can this be wrong ?This feeling deep inside, so strong.In God's hands, we will share our heart.It never ends, over and over again, a new start.Never knew life could be so tender . . .To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . .. . . Now that you are there.Heart and soulbody and mindsilence and soundto you I send it allsweet and kindwith love all aroundNever thought I could feel this way, this wayloved, blessed and shelteredloving, blessing and sheltering,day after day after day,. . . As long as you are there on the internet,on my computer and in my room

"as Long As You Shall Live"If I shall die tomorrow, with no more life to live
I want to tell you that I love you and say thanks for what you give.
Everyday I smile, Everyday I know,
That you truely love me no matter where you go.
I love you more than life itself, no matter what the change.
You will live in my heart forever and live within my soul's range.
So if Im not here tomorrow I'll still have something to give,
My love will always be here as long as you shall live.

As Long As Your With MeEveryone thinks they have,
to get the last word.
I'll give it to you,
take it, it's yours.
I don't need it,
it doesn't matter to me.
YOU are the most,
important thing.
Not the words,
whose right or wrong.
I'm not like everyone else,
singing the same song.
Placing blame,
pointing fingers.
The same words coming from,
the same tone def singers.
You have to ask yourself,
does it really matter.
When you're all alone,
feeling broken and shattered.
To me it doesn't,
I am to blame.
There are no winners,
in this game.
Both are losing.
Is pride really worth the cost?
When the love of your life,
is what you have lost?
In my eyes,
the answer comes easily.
Pride doesn't mean a thing,
as long as your with me.

As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet BoysAlthough loneliness has always been a friend of mine I'm leavin' my life in your hands People say I'm crazy and that I am blind Risking it all in a glance And how you got me blind is still a mystery I can't get you out of my head Don't care what is written in your history As long as you're here with me I don't care who you are Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are Where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you love me Every little thing that you have said and done Feels like it's deep within me Doesn't really matter if you're on the run It seems like we're meant to be I don't care who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) What you did As long as you love me (I don't know) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) Don't care what you did As long as you love me (yeah) I've tried to hide it so that no one knows But I guess it shows When you look into my eyes What you did and where you're comin from I don't c

~a Slut~ Thank You~You called me a slut
did you think i would cry
did you expect to see tears in my eyes?
Yes, i'm a slut
i will not deny
listen to me and i'll tell you why.
I like young guys
i dont like old men
if your older than me
you may not get in.
I'm a woman
who's not trying to get paid
and i dont want your love
i just want to get laid.
I dont want your sweet words
your promises and lies
What i need
is your hands on my thighs
and your mouth on my skin
like juliet said,
give me my sin again.
And after were done
and your feet hit the floor
dont look back
get your ass out the door.
So, when you call me a slut
dont expect me to be sad or blue,
i'll stand back and smile
and say; thank you!
~Patrice~

Aslyum Street SpankersThis KICK ASS band is going to be in Seattle tonight, and we're takin the baby to the all ages show!! WOOT!

As Many As NecessarySo I began a discussion this afternoon, stupid me!, about politics while at work. I am in a stoked and happy mood, as I had just had some flowers delivered to a very special person, HUGS Lynda. So this guy asks about life in Iraq as a soldier, goes okay..... then asks some details about deaths, none of which I am willing or going to give out. Then he asks, very pointedly, I might add, "How many more must die, before you learn to drop your weapon and leave?". NO, I did not drop his sorry ass on the spot, I simply informed him as many as necessary to make his sorry ass realize, they are the reason he has the freedom to be stupid in this Great Country of ours. Why would anyone believe that a soldier who volunteered to serve this nation would drop their weapon for fear of dying? Look, I don't want to die fighting for my country, yet I accept that fact should it be the outcome. Don't pity me for my beliefs, just know that I fight and risk my life so you can stand in Anywhere, USA and voice

As Many Of You Can Tell..i'm Not Sure Who I Am Anymore.So, Bill (Aka Colonel_Deckard) did finally come over and get the computer I had waiting on him.Which it was a good thing he showed up. After waiting the whole weekend to see him, I got to see the man, who has been a constant figure in my life since I have known him. Now, before we all start saying I was going to jump his bones, the thought had crossed my mind since lord knows I haven't been as lucky to get any from my own husband in three months. Let's chalk that up to the fact that maybe I am just not attractive for my husband to love me. He sure acts like I am not worth it at times, and yet here I am still with him. It's like Bill to analyze me. HE knows I have never been happy with myself so he tries to give me the confidence I don't have in myself, but then again, my own husband can sit there and make wisecracks about me and then Bill wonders why I don't think I am pretty??? (No, I didn't jump his bones. I was being as good as I could be,)
Ir's the desperation factor. I HATE bei

As Many StarsAS many stars as are aglow
Deep in the hollows of the night
As many as the flowers that blow
Beneath the kindling light;
As many as the birds that fly
Unpiloted across the deep;
As many as the clouds on high,
And all the drops they weep;
As many as the leaves that fall
In autumn, on the withering lea,
When wind to thundering wind doth call,
And sea calls unto sea;
As many as the multitude
Of quiet graves, where mutely bide
The wicked people and the good,
Laid softly side by side;--
So many thoughts, so many tears,
Such hosts of prayers, are sent on high,
Seeking, through all Man's perished years,
A love that will not die.

As Many Of You Know I Am Beyond Broke SoI was gonna throw up a message asking for a vip,but i am not like so many people on here that beg or say i would do this for it.I don't believe in most ways people do things,but that's just me ,if it works for them great,but just not how i am.
I writing this to just say i won't have many things like eleven's to use or pics up or even so many fubucks that i always use on all my friends and family.
I am not whining or complaining just saying what will happen.
I appreciate that i made so many friends so far it's really wonderful that people actually wanted to be friens with me.
Sorry got off track there with this blog.
Thank you for reading or even giving it a look.
ps.I still will rate what i can and help where i can.
Love to you all my great friends and family.
Like always BIG HUGS AND KISSES

As Many Stomp - By MeWildly blowing winds
Dark clouds to the west
Revelations give the bends
Odd moments putting you to the test
Falcons drift by on currents
Deer flit from bush to bush
Bears munch on currants
As the outside world goes by in a rush
We wander through all this mess
Paying little heed to the beauty under our noses
Whining about inconsequential b.s.
As many stomp upon natures roses

As Man Of Faith Find Giacomo Casanova Words Lightening And Use Full"For my future I have no concern, and as a true philosopher, I never would have any, for I know not what it may be: as a Christian, on the other hand, faith must believe without discussion, and the stronger it is, the more it keeps silent." Giacomo Casanova
Understand that I love all that god has created but sometimes the Jesus heads over do it a bit.
"God forgive them for they know not what they do"
God ceases to be God only for those who can admit the possibility of His non-existence, and that conception is in itself the most severe punishment they can suffer. Giacomo Casanova
I find that this quote works well for the pagans who hate that I am Christan.
"God help them to forgive the followers that harmed them so. And help them to see that not all christans are the same"
It is sad to say this most often I have found those who have turned away from God did not turn away from him because of god but because of their dealings with the church goers.
One should remember

[a Small Portion Of Time]I'm not quite tired yet.Still a bit bored... and jamming my life with a fork.I haven't been able to pick up and run with my character concept yet.That's frustrating.What isn't frustrating,what is in fact awesome is losing 12lbs in a monthand being able to cook for myself for a week.So I combined a couple of my favorite thingspastaolive oilbalsalmic vinegargarliclemon juicespring onionsasparagusand pork sausage (or bacon)and parsley, basil, and chive blossoms from the garden.SaltpepperI dunno. Simple. Delicious. Took an opportunity to combine some of my favorite flavors, and as usual I asked if I was a genius, or if I just knew exactly how to make what I like.We might not ever know >>I like to blanch vegetables, or leafy greens like spinach and arugala in my strainer, and pour my noodles/boiling water over emI do it with brocolli... actually I've been on a green vegetable kick lately.BrocolliasparagusarugalaspinachartichokesBut I still prefer my asparagus fried in a skillet and cut tiny

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...a Smile Relieves A Heart That Grieves..."waiting For A Friend" Rolling StonesWhat to say, what to say...First off my thoughts and prayers go out to the residents of Hawaii...living in Florida (Hurricane Hangout) I know first hand the devistation natural disasters bring..."Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have"..."The Impression That I Get"...Mighty Might Bosstones
Everyone has had some tragedy in their lives, or have felt someone else go through it...we can all sympathize the pain and suffering, if not than the pain we felt at one time wasn't as bad as we thought...Tragedy is remembered, In Florida Andrew is often brought up...that was the hurricane that destroyed South Florida, Katrina will be remembered for many years...tragedy seems to be a marker for our lives, ask any one and they can tell you excactly what they were doing when tragic events happened...I was driving to school when Challenger exploded, I was getting out of lunch and on my way to band when Reagan was shot, I was in training at a new job during 9/11 etc. etc..

< ^ > A Smile Would Have Made My DayA bouquet of flowers
An expensive gift
A lavish dinner
Was there really a need for all this?
I appreciate every efforts of yours, but
Will it break your heart if I say,
That even a Smile
Would have made my day?
A smile that says 'I love you' and 'I care'.
A genuine smile to melt me
A smile to take me to the stars
A smile to make me all yours.
For love has no measure, it’s a poison of pleasure.
For love is not what money can buy,
It's an emotion, an emotion that makes you laugh and cry.
And I say this again, that I appreciate every effort of yours;
But don't go breaking your heart, when I say
That even a smile would have made my day.
For you don't need to bother much, with you I will forever stay
Because you've already taken my heart away.
Your Smile has made My Day!

"a Smile"when the day is over
the night will begin
when love is lost
friendship is found
when the tears are gone
a smile will appear
by. shana 94'

As Most Of You Know...As most of you know I found out that I was pregnant I haven't been online in awhile and sorry for not writing anyone been kind of busy and didn't want to write all of this till now. I miscarried the baby oct. 29th of 2006 I was in the hospital from 1-6pm at night justin the father of the baby was there the whole time for me every step of the way thank god for him including afterwords to take care of me and make sure i was going to be ok. I kept on blaiming myself for what happened and thinking that I could have done something to make it so it didn't happen or that I did something wrong and he told me the whole time that it wasn't my fault I then found out two weeks later at the hospital (I was in extreme pain) that I had a uterus infection and that they think that is what killed the baby if that is the case i don't know but either way my health is doing a lot better now. When I was at the hospital I was hemeraging a lot and lost a lot of blood and all I could do was cry and hope tha

As Most KnowOMG....Why did I not think to put more sunblock on? I made sure the kids did. As a parent I always think of the kids and forget myself.

Asmo's Suicide Stump Drink SpecialSuicide Stump - a mix of 6 liquors - Tequilla,Jack Daniels Blk, Jim Beam Blk, Capt Morgan, Vodka,Crown and a splash of Sprite!
THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S THE 'ONLY' ONE YOU'LL NEED TO DO YA THROUGH OUT THE NIGHT! LOL

As Moments EndIt's 24:49 as sitting watching the the vintage clock sitting across on a neatly arranged shelf of my son and daughter-in-laws home. I remember the hour well 2 years back as Madison (my grand-daughter) was about to arrive as laying on a cot shared by son and his mother-in law Patty in the recliner waiting. That very moment she came and my heart burst with joy at the site of her. Tonight she lays so still compared to the hours before. I watch her so precious and innocent and keep her near.
Trauma to mommy and daddy, confusion and fear had her small being still trembling. A tear falls as I look above thanking God for his mercy of her life. On their life....a driver under the influence of alcohol and drugs could have taking them away. Still an unborn life is clinging to survive the next moments end.

As Much As I Would Love A Happy Hour Or A Pink Bear...it would make me even happier if everyone who read this supported breast cancer awareness and the hope for a cure. Every month in addition to Oct should be breast cancer awareness month. So keep those in the fight in your prayers and have a blessed day. :)

As Much As I Shouldn't Complain......it bugs me that it costs more to live where I recently moved to, but it is much nicer here. The drawback is I spend all my time working and now I don't have time to do the things I used to love to do. I grew up around here but it's been so long since I lived here (high school) that I can't find any of my old friends. The ones that I can find are always busy themselves in similar situations. I just feel like I traded free time and poverty for semi-nice and manic-busyness. I hope this doesn't last long, because I'm really not happy with my trade. NTM, the biggest reason for moving was to be closer to my family, and now I'm too busy to see them. haha, it's ironic

~as Much As I Do~im not leaving im backing away my heart breaking daily is more than i can take...i dont think loving you is a mistake...i just cant be apart of the give and take...please understand im not gone...just away until another day...and when you want me ill be here and if not...so be it my dear...ill love you always...i hope you love you to because thats what i believe you should do...love yourself as much as i do...

As My Heart.....ding DongWhen I awakened dear
And found you close to me
I kissed your tender lips,
As my arms enveloped thee.
My day is now complete
As you nestle in my arms.
And whisper that you love me
With all your lovely charms.
No more could I ask for
Than this love you gave to me.
I love you oh my darling
And my heart I give to Thee.

As My Debt Grows, So My Love Does, TooAs my debt grows, so my love does, too.
What you give I cannot half repay.
Your love for me enflames my love for you.
I can't help being moody, often blue,
Irritable, anxious, sad, and yet you stay.
As my debt grows, so my love does, too.
I know I'm lucky to have someone who
Will love me through this, day by troubled day.
Your love for me enflames my love for you.
Gifts like yours to me do not accrue.
Still, it's hard when giving goes one way.
As my debt grows, so my love does, too.
Yet unlike money, love is never due.
Its return is free, in just the way
Your love for me enflames my love for you,
A natural grace, making one of two.
And so this darkness has its own bright ray:
As my debt grows, so my love does, too;
Your love for me enflames my love for you.

As My Soul Searches This Vast Waste LandAs my Soul searches this vast waste land we call life.
The emptiness grows stronger and life slips further towards the grave.
The Fresh smell of my grave calls me home.
My dirt tomb is the only place I feel safe and warm.
As I wonder through this cemetery called life I wonder where this life will lead me.
The only life I’ve ever know has been paved with life’s decay and the bodies of its victims.
Why must are world be so cruel? Why do we just strive to survive?
Take me now I’m coming home.
Back to the grave where I feel safe and warm from life’s death grip on me.
Why is this world so vain? Why do we strive to survive this place?
The cemetery soothes the soul of our lost loved ones who have been taken from life’s cruel game.
As the last shovelful of dirt is tossed on my grave I know its my
time to ride the last flight of the soul.

As My Debt Grows, So My Love Does, TooAs my debt grows, so my love does, too.
What you give I cannot half repay.
Your love for me inflames my love for you.
I can't help being moody, often blue,
Irritable, anxious, sad, and yet you stay.
As my debt grows, so my love does, too.
I know I'm lucky to have someone who
Will love me through this, day by troubled day.
Your love for me inflames my love for you.
Gifts like yours to me do not accrue.
Still, it's hard when giving goes one way.
As my debt grows, so my love does, too.
Yet unlike money, love is never due.
Its return is free, in just the way
Your love for me inflames my love for you,
A natural grace, making one of two.
And so this darkness has its own bright ray:
As my debt grows, so my love does, too;
Your love for me inflames my love for you.

As My Mind WondersAS MY MIND WONDERS I SEE THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE THINGS THAT ARE I WONDER WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT THEN I SEE THE LESSONS I LEARNED AND THE EXPERIANCE I HAVE FROM THEM WHAT I CAN AND CANT DO OR SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT DO. THEN I SEE YOU AND WONDER WHAT WILL I DO WILL FUCK THINGS JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DO? OR WILL THINGS WORK OUT SO I CAN HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHP. SO I LOOK TO THE SKY AND SEE THE STARS AND MOON OVER HEAD AND WONDER IF I WILL ALWAYS BE ALONE IN THIS WORLD. I FEEL YOUR LOVE INSIDE MY HEART AND CLOSE MY EYES. I FEEL YOU THERE BUT JUST OUT OF REACH MY MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND PLAYING AND I FEEL THE RYTHUMS FLOWING THROUGH ME IT BRINGS MY INNER FEELINGS TO THE SERFACE AND I REMEMBER WHAT IT IS TO BE WITH YOU MY EYES OPEN AND YOUR GONE AGAIN I LOOK UP TO THE LONELY SKY AND SEE THE STARS FALL FROM THE SKY NEVER TO HANG WHERE THEY ONCE WERE. AND I WONDER TO MYSELF WHEN WILL I FALL FROM THE SKY WHEN WILL I BURN OUT. WHO WILL REMEMBER ME WHO WILL CARE .

As My Guitar Lies BleedingMisery likes company, I like the way that sounds
I've been trying to find the meaning, so I can write it down
Staring out the window, it's such a long way down
I'd like to jump, but I'm afraid to hit the ground
I can't write a love song the way I feel today
I can't sing no song of hope, I got nothing to say
Life is feeling kind of strange, since you went away
I sing this song to you wherever you are As my guitar lies bleeding in my arms
I'm tired of watching TV, it makes me want to scream
Outside the world is burning, man it's so hard to belive
Each day you know you're dying from the cradle to the grave
I get so numb sometimes, that I can't feel the pain
Staring at the paper, I don't know what to write
I'll have my last cigarette-well, turn out the lights
Maybe tomorrow I'll fell a different way
But here im my delusion , I don't know what to say
I can't write a love song the way I feel today
I can't sing no song of hope I've got nothing to save
And I can't

As Nature EvolvesAs nature evolves
Into pieces of God
Unto humans in awe
In through visions of all
Until thoughts become flaws
All caught in the dark
As words become laws
And visions their scars
When religion starts wars
Over God’s hidden cause
The message falls lost
Into parts of the heart
That art tempts to spark
Into stars meant to start
The light of life across
The naught of all we saw
As nature evolves
Into pieces of God

The As Narrowed The Deficit When Gomes Led Off The Sixth By Homering Off Reliever Adam Ottovino. They Pulled Within One Run In The Seventh When CliffTORONTO -- The planets have yet to align for Toronto FC this season. Andrew Luck White Jersey . News that captain Torsten Frings is ready to return from a hamstring strain was tempered Friday by the sight of Dutch striker Danny Koevermans watching practice from the sidelines. The big Dutch striker is nursing a groin issue that flared up Thursday. It does not seem major but with a record of 0-5-0, outscored 10-2, yet to score at home or even hold a lead, Toronto needs all its offensive weapons as it entertains the Chicago Fire (1-1-2). "I hope (Saturday) he can play, but I think not," said manager Aron Winter. Forward Nick Soolsma, one of Torontos best players this season, also did not train with the team. He worked out on his own, looking to rehab a hamstring issue that kept him out last week. Frings knows the team cant afford to squander any more points. "(Saturday) we need the points, its very important to us," the former German international said in his now weekly meeting with repor

Asnews.net Podcast 57 On Cherrytap.comTHIS WEEK:
One of the top riders out of the Midwest with a long track record with RRD, Nick Bowers is the new North American distributor for the Italian Company and joins us this week to talk about it's 2007 Product Line. With 8 new boards and 5 new kites lined up, Nick is ready to answer any questions you might have and explain what gear works best for what kinds of riders, skill level, and riding conditions.
Got a question for Nick about RRD new 07 products or the kiting scene in the Midwest? Get your questions answered REAL TIME during ASNews.net's live interview this Thursday. Interactively participate by logging into The Kiteboarder Lounge at www.CherryTap.com.
When: This Thursday November 9, 2006
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Asnews.net Podcast 57 On Cherrytap.comThe new RRD North American Distributor, Nick Bowers, was ASnews.net's special guest on Thursday, November 9. The podcast was very interesting with great questions coming out of the live chat room. Some topics covered included:
C-Kites - why he thinks they'll make a comeback
Kite Construction- why panel construction make a difference to aerodynamics of the kite (fabric stretches, seams don't)
Bows/SLE's - false sense of security? There is no one kite quiver
How kiteboarding is viewed in Europe versus US
RRD Zippers - what do they really do and why hasn't anyone copied them?
Which products are best for what type of riders and their specific riding conditions
bars- their evolution and props to naish and north

Asnews.net Podcast 58 On Cherrytap.comASnews.net welcomes pro surfer and kiteboarder Josh Mucloy as its special guest this Thursday. Born, bred and currently residing in Santa Cruz, CA, Josh has been a pro surfer for the last 12 years whose image has graced practically every surfing magazine in the world. Sponsored by Flexifoil since 2004, He was one of the first pro surfers to see the potential of kiting in waves. Find out Josh's opinions re: SLE's versus C's, hooked/unhooked riding, strapped versus strapless, and more......
Got a question for Josh about what gear he uses, Flexifoil's new 07 products, places he's traveled or tips on kitesurfing? Get your questions answered REAL TIME during ASNews.net's live interview this Thursday. Interactively participate by logging into The Kiteboarder Lounge at www.CherryTap.com.
When: This Thursday November 17, 2006
Time: 6pm PST, 8pm Central, 9pm EST
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Asnews.net Podcast 58 On Cherrytap.comASnews.net welcomed pro surfer and kiteboarder Josh Mucloy as its special guest this Thursday, November 16,2006. Born, bred and currently residing in Santa Cruz, CA, Josh has been a pro surfer for the last 12 years whose image has graced practically every surfing magazine in the world. Sponsored by Flexifoil since 2004, He was one of the first pro surfers to see the potential of kiting in waves. Josh Mulcoy talks about the crossover from surfing to kitesurfing. Find out Josh's opinions re: SLE's versus C's, hooked/unhooked riding, strapped versus strapless, and more......

As Noddy Holder Would Say...As Noddy Holder would say...
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For the benefit of those who have yet to be blessed with hearing Wolverhampton's finest belt out his yuletide hit every year since the dawn of time, you'll find it further down...
...but I digress. I'm not hear to celebrate the British Glam Rock scene, I'm here to announce my participation in LilSlaveGrrl's very fine Christmas Auction...!!
(click on the pic to take part)
I'm a great catch! And no I'm not just saying that, please follow the small pic below for a reference from my previous owner...
So apart from listening to the rest of the Slade track, what the hell are you waiting for.....?!?!?

As North West Province, On SaturdCanadas Monica Peterson was eliminated from the womens individual foil competition after a 15-10 loss to Lee Kiefer of the United States in the Round of 32.Peterson won her first match of the competition with a 10-9 victory over Anna Bentley of Great Britain in the opening round.It was the first Olympic Games appearance for the 28-year-old Peterson. The Victoria, B.C., native is currently ranked 31st in the world. Wholesale NFL Jerseys China . The former WBO and WBU champion was 46. Sanders was shot in the hand and stomach at a family members 21st birthday gathering at the restaurant in Brits, in South Africas North West province, on Saturday night, police said. He died in a hospital in the capital city Pretoria in the early hours of Sunday morning. NFL Jerseys China . The sides stepped away from negotiations last week with competing bids on the table and no clear road ahead. They spoke again over the weekend and agreed to devote sessions Wednesday and Thursday entirely to

Asnt Much Riding On The Match, But It Had ThatKEY BISCAYNE, Fla. -- John Isner beat recently retired Juan Carlos Ferrero 7-6 (2), 6-3 on Friday night in the six-player Miami Tennis Cup exhibition event. Isner won seven straight points in the first-set tiebreaker after dropping the first two. "It probably wasnt the best match as I know he hasnt played in forever and Im just getting going again," said Isner, ranked 14th in the world. "The best way to prepare yourself for a new year is to get out there and play a match like that. I know there wasnt much riding on the match, but it had that match feel that you cant emulate in practice." Ferrero, the 2003 French Open champion, surrendered his serve in the eighth game of the second set to enable Isner to serve for the match. In the first match, Nicolas Almagro beat Alejandro Falla 6-4, 6-1. Almagro won the final two games of the first set and easily finished off Falla in the second. On Saturday night, recently retired Andy Roddick will face third-ranked Andy Murray. Roddick,

As Of Recently...My defense walls were built so high for a long time that I never really let anyone in. I walked away and never gave some amazing people a chance to really get in. It wasn't doubt that scared me, it was allowing someone that close to me. When you love someone you give them your heart, you give them a piece of you, a piece that they are capable of breaking but you love them enough to expect them to not. You give them that part of you in hopes they cherish it forever.
Not being able to trust can be a killer, following an illusion will lead you no where. All the excuses, lies covering my true feelings, and the whole gambit pushed aside. I am starting to now see clearly. I owe this to a truly amazing friend, perhaps one of the best friends I will have in this lifetime. He knows me well enough to burrow under my skin and push all my buttons. He has gotten me motivated to make a change. No, he does not want me to change who I am, he wants me to better myself.
Some people would call his

As Of Latesorry i haven posted anything in a month but
it been super crazy around here latley cuz of the fire i moved out of my sisters where i was staying n back to gardiner.
are landlord wanted us to do all the painting in the apt due to the fire had to buy a new carpet that was are rent money there for the month finally brought my cats home .
but had to give rosie up my great dane pup up cuz she waz to much to handle.
the women that i dislike moved out but is causing alot of trouble for my roommate. he has to deal with court .
my boyfriend has court tonite for something in new jersey.
i have a drs appt in a hour to c if im preg or not.
it seems like so much is going on at once . i guess it one of those times where you get everything thrown at you at once and see how much you can handle.

As Of NowAs of this moment in the wrestling career of "Dead Sexy" Daniel Gunner I am a current two time tag team Champion with my partner Devin Lee. We are known as the New Age Freebirds and are the current PCW (Public Championship Wrestling) and SWE (Southern Wrestling Entertainment) tag team Champions. We are also the number one contenders for the TWA (Tri-Star Wrestling Association) tag team titles and will be getting the chance to gain those belts as soon as both champions are able show up on the same night to defend their belts. These are about the only shows I am doing at this time But really looking forward to getting back out on the road some. Right now i'm only doing shows in Northwest Ga. I will keep everyone updated on what happens in my wrestling career if anyone cares to keep up with it. Till next time thats whats going on for now.

As Of 10/18/07i will be in my interview for job corp im hopeing i get in...but that means no more eye brow piercing. and no new tattoos for 2 YEARS. yeah!!!! fukin love it. im gana go cut my self now bak in 10

As Of LatelyIt has been brought to my attention that I have not put up a blog in some time now. Suggestions have indicated that I should pick up the pace on my story telling! Now, if you're new to the game, don't worry most of my blogs are true and spot on....:)
I will begin by quoting the main source of my newly posted piece of art, "What's up? Too busy hanging drapes and shopping at B,B,and B to write it out? I know your life isn't boring so don't play the nothings going on card. I was thinking how interesting it is to have a friend that spends his time partying in limos, chilling in VIP and luxuriating in his bachelor pad. Just hope the high life doesn't change you." And now I will address the previous statement...
Okay, I surely don't party in limos enough to really to claim it on my taxes, but there have been some moments inside a limo that I only talk about if you have a valid security clearance and the "need to know!" I have to thank Nigel for making moments such as those possible

As Of 10/25/07You can also click this if you would like to check us out :D

As Of MondayMyself and My wife racechick will no longer be on Line we are having alot of problems with the internet companys so we will no longer be with them

As Of Today,i Am Fu-angagedFor the people that I have been talking to and the ones that know this special lady.Show us some love and support,myself and onesxybrat are now fu-engage.She even took the time to alter her name to say that she is my fu-fiance.Taht's right her new anme for the time is onesxybrat..fu-fiance to Jsarge316.So what I am asking of all that read this send us your support wish us the best of luck.Thank you

As Of Nowoh well, here we go, I am hoping that putting this out there for any and all to see is going to help me with that oh so important constituent of any weight loss programme....INCENTIVE
I shall post my starting weight, and most important to me, waist measurement, then see if my monthly updates will show any improvement.
What on Earth is a geezer as old as the hills bothering about this for? I hear you asking yourselves, nonplussed looks abounding.....
Well, it just FEELS hideous....my skin over my stomach feels stretched as tight as a drumskin, I feel as if I am lugging a sack of spuds round my middle and third but by no means unimportant, I DO STILL CARE about what I look like!
SO, as of today, Thursday 27th December 2007 I weigh 13 stone 10 lbs (192lbs) and my waist measures 46"
My aim is to withiin 6 months lose a minimum of 30lbs in weight, and hopefully 10" off the waist.
Target weight = 11 stones 8 lbs
Target waist = 36"
Any and all messages of support will be more

As Of Now...MY CURRENT LIFE IN 84 QUESTIONS : :
1. What was the highlight of your week?
the other morning
2. Who's car were you in last?
my dad's
3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?
Hopefully soon
4. What color shirt are you wearing?
blue
8. Last movie you watched?
March of the Penguins
9. Last thing you ate?
French Toast
10. Last thing you drank?
water
11. Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed silly
13. Are you happy right now?
missing someone
14. What did you say last?
help me fix my internet connection
15. Where is your phone?
next to me
16. What was the last museum you went to?
don't remember
17. What color are your eyes?
Hazel
19. Who came over last?
dad
21. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
Drama and people that can't live without stirring it up
22. What are you listening to?
Resident Evil/Extinction
23. If you could have one person right now with you who would it be?
Someone with a 6 inch tongue
24.

As Of 2/3/08SHE IS NOW DRINKING BREAST MILK EVERY 3 HOURS=]
THEYVE LOWERED THE OXYGEN ASSISTANCE CUZ SHES DOIN SOO WELL ON HER OWN!
SHE STILL WEIGHS RIGHT AT 2 LBS
&& ME AND DADDY GOT TO SEE HER "SMILE" AND HAVE HER EYES OPEN A BUNCH=]
P.S. SHE HAS PLENTY OF DARK HAIR, YAY!

As Of 2/5/08MISS MYA HAD SUCH A BUSY, YET OH SO WONDERFUL DAY=]
SHE NOW, OFFICIALLY, NEEDS NOOO OXYGEN(BREATHING) ASSISTANCE
[AKA NO SCARY TUBES BY HER BEAUTIFUL FACE]
THEY MOVED HER TO A DIFFERENT BED, CUZ SHES DOING SO WELL=]
&& THEY MOVED HER BED TO A MORE PRIVATE AREA IN THE NICU, CUZ SHE DOESNT REQUIRE AS MUCH ATTENTION.
SHES STILL BEING FED MY BREAST MILK=]
&& THEYRE GUNNA LET ME HOLD HER FOR THE FIRST TIME♥ TOMORROW=]
MORE PIX TO COME
LOVE,
MISSY,MORGAN,BROOKLYN & MYA=]

As Of 2/6/08MYA IS STILL DOING GOOD=]
I HELD HER AGAIN THIS MORNING, ITS SOOO AMAZING.
IM OFFICIALLY FALLING HEAD OVER HEELS FOR MY NEWEST PRINCESS=]
SHE RESPONDS TO MY VOICE & TOUCH
[SHE KNOWS HER MOMMA]
SHES BECOMING COMPLETELY ATTACHED TO HER BINKY'S=]
THE DOCTOR IS GUNNA GO AHEAD AND START LETTING MORGAN HOLD HER TOO (HES SOOOO HAPPY)
BROOKLYN IS SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER,
SHE CANT STOP TALKIN BOUT MYA♥
♥i love my girls!!!♥
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE...
SHE NEEDS A TINY BLOOD TRANSFUSION TONIGHT,
BUT THE DOC DOESNT THINK ITS TOO SERIOUS OF AN ISSUE SO YEAH...
KEEP HER IN YOUR THOUGHTS OR PRAYERS, JUST IN CASE.
I GOT SOME AMAZING FACE PIX OF HER FACE TODAY
&& ILL UPLOAD THEM SOON, HOPEFULLY LOL
MUCH LOVE AND THANKS,
MOMMY, DADDY, BROOKLYN & MYA

As Of 2/7/08SHE NOW WEIGHS 2LBS 2.5OZ!
SHE'S GAINED LIKE 3 OZ IN 2 DAYS=] =]
&& I FINALLY GOT BRIAN(MY EX) TO SIGN THE "DENIAL OF PATERNITY" PAPERS SO NOW MORGAN IS OFFICIALLY ON MYAS BIRTH CERTIFICATE=]
WHICH WE GOT TODAY!
MYA'S BEEN KINDA CRABBY ALL DAY, SO WEVE BEEN LETTING HER SLEEP.
THE BLOOD TRANSFUSION WENT GREAT AND I HELPED RAISE HER BLOOD CELL COUNT LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO.
SHE WILL RESUME BEING FED MY BREASTMILK TODAY=]
&& IF SHES CALM HERE IN A BIT, DADDY MIGHT GET TO HOLD HER
[[FOR THE FIRST TIME]]
MORGANS DAD & STEPMOM VISITED TODAY and
THEY BROUGHT MYA, ME, MORGAN AND BROOKLYN ALL SORTS OF STUFF=]
OK FOLKS THATS ALL FOR NOW,
&& AS ALWAYS, KEEP US IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS...
LETS HOPE MYA HAS A BETTER DAY TOMORROW=]
MUCH LOVE AND THANKS,
MISSY,MORGAN,BROOKLYN & MYA♥

As Of May 6,2008 I Will Delete My Fu AccountSo On Friday May 6 I am deleting my fubar account if any of you would like to keep in touch let me know before then and I will give you my email address..It's been fun.
Later,
Angie

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As Of June 26thThese are the names of all the Id's that have been made up to today. They are all family up to June 13th. If your name is not on here then please let me know so I can make you one.
#1 Cowboysfan 2Cute4u Asmgmt99 Babygirl Belle Brandon CaliforniaGirl Cdaltoona Cianci010613 DjOnFire DjFantastic Drmami0031 Eastbolt FlogginMolly Fuzzydoll grind drummer jayfrmbk juggalette angel ked275 ladybugt lips of a devil pen311eb pinky poetic justice rARyan Reign Wolveshart Rickgmi river sexylildevilgirl sexy milf of 3 sherri spoiled babygirl star4the24 tazy The Pentatonics val vodka girl war5child warrior
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As Ofas of july 14 i will no longer be purchasing anything for anyone in autctions or contests.. i will not bid on anyone anymore,, the ones i owe stuff too i will keep my promises and they know who they are,, if your not my friend and you ask ill say no,, if your my friend and i say no,, then its a no,, if you ask me twice you will be deleted..
bedrock

As Of Today...It's time to get back to me and who I really am and finish my accomplishments and move out and onward with my life!!! No that does not mean I know which guy that may be with or where that road may lead me all I know is that it probably wont be here. I am ready to start a new life and walk out of my old fears and regrets that have happened in my life. Give me strength to do what my heart leads me to do. Chris
P.s thank you to all of you that has stood by me and that has just let me vent or cry on your shoulder rather it was on my cell or home phone a select few of you know my telephone number and home address and have the personal invite to call or drop by anytime, those people are my true friends and I would do anything for. So remember life is what it is, nothing more nothing less. But I am tired of being scared of being used or hurt, that I miss out on the one good thing that can happen in my life. When that one person or thing walks in my life I will most definitely hang on for d

As Of Lately.. This Is Bs I Have Been Dealing WithOK so I have a friend that hooked me up with this guy only after she did her thing with him. At the time I did what any good friend would do if a guy that the other is either really liking or whatever. I asked her if it was cool if we went out on a date. She said sure there is no real feelings there and I don't care I'm done with him. Well come to find out she did have an issue with it and she lied to me while I was dating this guy by not only still talking to him but setting up plans to either get laid by him or date him. This is only after she said to me that she didn't want to talk to him anymore, so she said.
Let it be known I don't do this behind another girl's back thing because the only reason women are not in power in america is we because some have this secret want urge and need to tear other women down. And well that's not how it should be, we should be able to build each other up..
When I did talk to this guy he told me that he was going to talk to both of us and if s

As Of Last Night Or The Night Beforeas of last night or the night before i was bought in a auction by mailbroad. still waitin to hear from my owner today, to find out what she has in store for me, i know right off i promissed ill start being nice and behaveing which is gonna be hard lol

As Of Now.....Well I am all on the mend from the accident. One broken toe may have to be operatedon, depressed about not being able to run, I do get to the gym now but not the same as a nice jog. My oldest son is once again trying to drive me crazy so he can control my bank account! My daughter is going to her Dad's every other week and it is really hurting her spending the week with him and his girlfriend in which she hates. I just miss her......

As Of Monday The Third There Will Be A ChangeAs of Monday August the 3rd there won't be much of me on fubar.I got the job I interviewed for.They really liked me and thought I would be a good asset to their company.I'm so excited.I havent had a job in 10 months.I've been looking and looking and nothing.I live in Arkansas and it wasn't easy to find something.I have to try my best to hold on to this job! I am going to be dedicated as I can be.I'm going to be exhausted.My boyfriend works night shift from 4pm to 1am.I am used to being up all hours of the night and suddenly have to switch my schedule to 8am to 6pm for work.I'm going to be getting not very much sleep.The only times I'll really be here is for the weekends sometimes.I hope my friends stick with me and know I still care and am not abandoning them.I have to work and I have to do for myself.I dont want anyone mad at me for not being here.Thanks for all the support I've got on fubar and being able to make all these levels in just a few months of being here.Some of the friends

As Of Today I Have Changed My Opinion Of Votingthere were close to 30 people who voted on my mumm...
and if you have seen it that speaks wonders for their dedication...
i admire such dedication... in fact i wanna be just like them...
so from now on i will vote on between 1 and 3 mumms a day... (y)
that is all

As Of Late...maybe you have noticed, i havent been on much.
real life > fu
when i think of it, i sometimes check my homepage and like whoever or rate whoever. i usually spend no more than a minute or 2 doin that. i miss alot of important people. and for that i apologize...
til i see you all again, keep doin' what you fu
ill be back eventually... keep my seat warm
try to keep the hate and the drama to a minimum til i get back.

As Of LateI wounder if anyone really notice ? I have not spent any money on here do to ability bling was cut down but ﻿the price is still ﻿the same. I think this wrong on so many levels. Who Idea was that ? They need to smack in back of head ( dumb ass) . I think fubar office needs head out there ass and look your losing money big time .most of us, been on here for some time have seen fubar falling on face over dumb shit .all I got to say change it back .you make money here change this happy hour . Happy hours are 50. Change it to 35. You get more in happy hours . This is how some of us have been feeling about fubar take it from people who are on this site for years

~ A Soldiers Request ~'Twas the night before
Christmas,
he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house
made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney
with presents to give,
and to see just who
in this home did live.
I looked all about,
a strange sight I did see,
no tinsel, no presents,
not even a tree.
No stocking by the mantle,
just boots filled with sand,
on the wall hung pictures
of far distant lands.
With medals and badges,
awards of all kinds,
a sober thought
came through my mind.
For this house was different,
it was dark and dreary,
I found the home of a soldier,
once I could see clearly.
The soldier lay sleeping,
silent, alone,
curled up on the floor
in this one bedroom home.
The face was so gentle,
the room in such disorder,
not how I pictured
a United States soldier.
Was this the hero
of whom I'd just read?
Curled up on a poncho,
the floor for a bed?
I realized the families
that I saw this night,
owed their lives to these soldiers
who we

-----------a Soldier Poem------------TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
THEY LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD TO COME DOWN THE CHIMMEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGER SIGHT I DID SEE.
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT,
ALONE
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.
THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.
WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR THE BED?
I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO

"a Soldier's Son"He cheers as he sees
The soldiers pass by
Lined up in formation
Full of pride.
On Independence Day
They march for freedom
After battles of war
Returning home.
He waves and grins
At one special soldier
Who smartly salutes
As he passes his son.
The memory of that day
Floods his mind
How happy to be
The soldier's son.
Tears cascade
Down his cheek
Hearing the crack
Of rifles fire.
The colors are folded
And given to one
Taps completed
A final salute.
He wanted to be
Like his father
Now never to return
The soldier's son.

"a Soldiers Christmas""....Please Read and Share:
This was also sent to me by a soldier:
"A Soldiers Christmas""....
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.
THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.
WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BE

*a Song Almost Word 4 Word From 1of Da Darkest Days Of My Life*++KORN: ALONE I BREAK++
Pick me up
Been bleeding too long
Right here, right now
I'll stop it somehow
I will make it go away
Can't be here no more
Seems this is the only way
I will soon be gone
These feelings will be gone
These feelings will be gone
Now I see the times they change
Leaving us, it seems so strange
I am hoping I can find
Where to leave my hurt behind
All the shit I seem to take
All alone I seem to break
I have lived the best I can
Does this make me not a man?
Shut me off
I'm ready
Heart stops
I stand alone
Can't be my own
I will make it go away
Can't be here no more
Seems this is the only way
I will soon be gone
These feelings will be gone
These feelings will be gone
Now I see the times they change
Leaving us, it seems so strange
I am hoping I can find
Where to leave my hurt behind
All the shit I seem to take
All alone I seem to break
I have lived the best I can
Does this make me not a man

~~*~~ A Song Sweeter With Time ~~*~~TAKE THESE WORD'S I GIVE YOU,
TUCK THEM IN YOUR HEART,
KEEP THEM DEEP INSIDE,
FOR WE SHALL NEVER PART,
YOU ARE THE VERY SUNSHINE,
THAT SHINE'S INTO MY SOUL,
YOU MAKE MY HEART SO HAPPY,
SO VERY FULL,
THE VALUE OF A SMILE FROM YOU,
IS WORTH MORE THAN DIAMOND'S OR GOLD,
YOU ARE THE SONG WITHIN MY HEART,
THE RYTHM AN THE RHYME,
YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION,
THAT MAKE'S MY SOUL SHINE,
YOU'VE CAPTURED THIS HEART OF MINE,
THIS SONG OF LOVE,
HAS WRAPPED ITSELF AROUND MY SOUL',
A SONG THAT GROW'S SWEETER WITH TIME,
JUST LIKE A BOTTLE OF AGED WINE,
IN THE PASSING OF TIME,
SO TAKE THESE TENDER SPOKEN WORD'S,
TUCK THEM DEEP INTO YOUR HEART,
AND WITH THESE WORD'S,
WE WILL NEVER REALY BE FAR APART,
AND IF EVER SHALL OUR BODY'S,
LIE TOUCHING OUR'S ALONE,
AS WE EXPLORE EACHOTHER,
IT WILL BE LIKE,
TWO SOUL'S COMMING HOME.

Asong Of The Day 04/23/07i love this song enjoy :D
So long ago, I don't remember when
That's when they say I lost my only friend
Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease
As I listened through the cemetery trees
I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn
The long broken arm of human law
Now it always seemed such a waste
She always had a pretty face
So I wondered how she hung around this place
Chorus:
Hey, come on try a little
Nothing is forever
There's got to be something better than
In the middle
But me & Cinderella
We put it all together
We can drive it home
With one headlight
She said it's cold
It feels like Independence Day
And I can't break away from this parade
But there's got to be an opening
Somewhere here in front of me
Through this maze of ugliness and greed
And I seen the sun up ahead
At the county line bridge
Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead
We'll run until she's out of breath
She ran until there's nothin' left
She hit the end

~a Song For Kory~Your shadow on the sidewalk before you
making you larger than your life.
Six strings plucked by spindly fingers
creating rhythm and harmony.
A forgotten art that you remember
your case open at your feet
gathering coins and a few bills
I look at you inspired.
I spoke with you briefly
one artist to another
and thanked you for preserving
an art form within art
most are too busy to remember
but not you
and the Gods gave you a gift
that you see fit to give freely...
with only a hint of starvation.
I dropped my donation and wished you well...
but you stopped me
and asked me if I wished a song...
and you chose for me
The *Stairway To Heaven.*
You may never remember me
but I can never forget you.
Thank you for singing for your supper.
~Kory~
06/09/07

~a Song For Kory~Your shadow on the sidewalk before you
making you larger than your life.
Six strings plucked by spindly fingers
creating rhythm and harmony.
A forgotten art that you remember
your case open at your feet
gathering coins and a few bills
I look at you inspired.
I spoke with you briefly
one artist to another
and thanked you for preserving
an art form within art
most are too busy to remember
but not you
and the Gods gave you a gift
that you see fit to give freely...
with only a hint of starvation.
I dropped my donation and wished you well...
but you stopped me
and asked me if I wished a song...
and you chose for me
The *Stairway To Heaven.*
You may never remember me
but I can never forget you.
Thank you for singing for your supper.
~Kory~
06/09/07

As OneI'm sitting here
thinking about you
like I do every day.
I'm trying to concentrate,
but these fantasies of you,
hold me at bay.
I'm imagining how great
it would be if you
gave yourself to me.
I vow that I would willingly drown
in this sea of ecstacy.
I can feel your body
pressed into mine,
caught in a tempest of fire,
enraptured by true love
that's so divine.
I can feel your kisses on
my neck,
and the play of your fingers
upon my chest,
and I'm enchanted by the spell
that you cast best.
I can hear your sighs
and the urgent beating
of your heart,
and I become undone,
while in my fantasies
so steamy and hot,
we become one.
by: Pam 2007

As OneAs One we walk this Earth together,
As one we sing to Her our song,
As one we love Her,
As one we heal Her,
Her heart beats with our own, As One.
As one we join with Her, our Mother.
As one we hear Her sacred song,
As one we touch Her,
As one we heal Her,
Her heart beats with our own, As One.

As One..im sitting here thinking about you like i do everday im trying to concentrate but the fantasies of you bay im imagining how great it would be if you gave yourself to me i can feel your kisses on my neck and they play of your fingers upon my chest and im enchanted by the spell that you cast best i become undone while in my fantasies so steamy and hot we become one...

As One As It Should BeI hold you in my arms
And I kiss you tenderly
I hold you tighter and tighter
We kiss more and more passionately
I kiss down your neck
And I stop to gaze into your eyes
You kiss me again
Your hands running up and down my back
And you slowly pull off my shirt
I hold you to my chest
And I feel your heart race in beat with mine
I feel your hands trembling in anticipation
You love that I look in your eyes
I feel it in your touch
I gently lift you off your feet
I carry you to the bed
I lay you there gently
I gaze at your beauty
You reach for me
You undo the rest of my clothing
And it drops to the floor
I pull off your shirt
And as I slide off your shorts
I gasp at the magnificence of your body
You touch me lovingly
You pull me onto the bed
And I climb into your embrace
We lie there together
Our bare flesh pressing together
And we kiss deeply
I run my hands over your body
Your skin is hot to the touch
And it inflames my desire
You softly

As OneIn a bed do they lie.
Secured in each others arms.
No light, nor sound, nor sense of time
Extracts them from their Eden
They sleep...
Recovering from a night of ecstasy.
No facade to hide their love.
No perfectionists world to weaken their faith.
In blissful slumber they remain.
Forever in a peaceful lovers limbo.
Connected now by heart and mind...
Even after they awake.

As Only You Can See MeAs Only You Can See Me
Touch my body
Not with your hands, but
with your eyes. Gently
stroke the curves of my body.
Softly caress my features with each
passing of your eyes.
Look at me.
Not from the outside in but,
from the inside out.
See the memories that make
me who I am, the experiences
I’ve been through that
forged me into the being that
possesses the space before you.
Allow me to be me for you.
Allow me to be me.
Allow me to be.
As only you can see me.

As One We StandWe rise to fight, as one we stand tonight!
This is, this is our scene! it's what we breath,
It's our reality, you'll never understand the way that we feel...
Nothing to you but we hold it so dear,
To live and breathe it truly is a way of life,
A way to deal with life's pain and strife.
Good times hanging out with all my friends,
Times like these we thought they'd never end... they never will,
If you stay young at heart.
The only way is if we let if fall apart,
But I can't because I know every friday night it's HARDCORE,
GOOD FRIENDS GOOD TIMES! and every Saturday night you know it's hardcore stagedives,
High fives!!!

~as Only A Angel Can~Well the time has come for a new blog... gotta get me sum ummmmmm..... yea seems a Angel has a need of a devil!! He knowz his name and he knowz what a Angel means :P .... had a few guys tell me they'd be my devil.... SRRY guyz there can only be 1 ..... (he's truly 1 of a kind) When that devil's gone the Angel will be laid to rest... be time to go back to the old nicknames.... already had sum heavy thoughts on that stuff.... Ace shall be back soon enuff lil' bit worse for the wear on the mind lost it long time ago anywayz...
My dad tried introducing me to a guy and it's just not clicking (haven't wanted to even touch him in any way and yep he is cute as can be, just isn't mah devil) Go figure then the ex (Gabby) came in and boy I thought there was gonna be a roll... was comical as hell though... if only I'd had that dang cam... tru Kodak moment..
Becca had called on her a hosue and still havent heard crap but pert close to Hope and preston... should be a hint or two for certain

As Oneim sitting here thinking about you like i do everyday im trying to concent rate but these fantasies of you hold me to bay. im imagining how great it would be if you gave your self to me i can feel your kisses on my neck and they play of your fingers upon my chest and im enchanted by the spell that you can cast best i become undone while in my fantasies so steamy and we become one

Ason Was As A Dodgers Closer In 2006, When He Had 47 Saves In 50 Opportunities. The Signing Was The Latest In A Series Of Moves Intended To Bolster ThPHOENIX -- The Arizona Diamondbacks have reached agreement on a one-year, US$1.75 million contract with 41-year-old right-hander Takashi Saito. The former all-star went 4-2 with a 2.03 earned-run average in 30 relief appearances for the NL Central-champion Milwaukee Brewers last season. Saito is 21-15 with 84 saves and a 2.18 ERA over parts of six seasons with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Boston, Atlanta and Milwaukee. Opponents have hit .199 against him with 389 strikeouts and 103 walks in 322 games. Saitos best season was as a Dodgers closer in 2006, when he had 47 saves in 50 opportunities. The signing was the latest in a series of moves intended to bolster the pitching staff of the reigning NL West champions. The team acquired right-handed starter Trevor Cahill and left-handed reliever Craig Breslow in a five-player deal with Oakland. On Tuesday, Arizona signed right-hander Jonathan Albaladejo to a one-year, $490,000 contract. Albaladejo pitched in Japan last season after appearing in

"a Sorta Fairytale" - Tori Amoson my way up north
up on the Ventura
I pulled back the hood
and I was talking to you
and I knew then it would be
a Life Long thing
but I didn't know that we
We could break a silver lining
And I'm so sad
like a good book
I can't put this
Day Back
a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
with you
things you said that day
up on the 101
the girl had come undone
I tried to downplay it
with a bet about us
You said that-
You'd take it
as long as I could
I could not erase it
And I'm so sad
like a good book
I can't put this
Day Back
a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
with you
and I ride along side
and I rode along side
you then
and I rode along side
till you lost me there
in the open road
And I rode along side
till the honey spread
itself so thin
for me to break your bread
for me to take your word
I had to steal it
and I'm so sad
like a good book
I can't put this
Day Back
a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
wit

As Ordered By Mattym1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Stephany Lamb
2.
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names)
Gene Elliot
3.
NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; father's dad)
Kenneth Albert
4.
STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name)
LamSt
5.
DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Horse
6.
SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born)
Marie Riverton
7.
SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning)
The Pink Raspberry Kamikaze
8.FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name)
Stmb
9.ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name)
Dory Seventh
10.
PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on)
Gret Humboldt
11.
GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle)
Steizzle
12.GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Dory
13.
STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfume, fav

As Our Hearts Soar FreeLove is a beautiful thing,
its never just a fling,
its the emotion and grace,
that makes someones heart race,
and brings you both to a special place,
to hold each others hand,
when you are walking through the sand,
under the lights of the moon,
your hearts feel in tune,
to hold each other tight,
would truely feel right,
to others its a beautiful sight,
but to me its my delight,
for getting to know you,
having you in my life,
wondering how you would feel being my wife,
to love and hold,
to always be told,
you are special and unique,
no im not a freak,
i have a heart of gold,
too much i have been told,
i'll take care of you when you have a cold,
i will always be here for you to hold,
i want you as the beat in my heart,
i never want us to part,
you are very special to me,
this much i hope you can see,
what our love can truely be,
with you standing next to me,
as our hearts soar free........................

'a Southern Belle'Twinkling stars in a black southern sky
breezing swinging moss sway
across gulf winds plantation bars
wagon rumbling stops,
at the Governor's 'Gala.'
The Banquet Ball of the Governor's draw
'gayety' gathering for a social paw.
A red feathered cloud comes a drift
in a crimson formal dress
a Scarlett Rose walks in.
Gentlemen smiles and polite "How Do's."
A scarlett rose in hand, white glove new.
She crossed the sea of eye's and grins
to the balcony of
cool summer winds.
Embraced the night
as her hands touch the rail
inside the roars and cheers trail,
inner thoughts of emptiness sails
adjusted her breast for better flare.
"Champagne Madam"
a glass offered from another white gloved hand
whiskers twisted long curled strand
chuckles from a gigglish
charmed southern girl.
"I am Jon Claude,"
heels 'clacking' proudly taking
Miss Scarlett in hand
lips gentle lay upon willing skin
A Scarlett Rose pleasured a grin.
His hand's hold long held
with finge

As Our Bodies Come To MeetWhen I see you I can feel youIn my soul - my heart takes flight.I can hardly wait to taste youIn the darkness of the night.I feel your breath so hot and sweetCircling in my soul.When our bodies come to meetIt's then that I feel whole.

Asparagus Salad With Lemon-soy SauceDescription:
Before cooking, trim spears by bending stalks until they break off, usually at the woody, inedible part of the spears. Use stalks of a uniform thickness so they cook evenly
Ingredients:
1 1/4 Ibs. thin asparagus stalks, cut diagonally into 1 1/2-inch lengths
8 whole scallions, trimmed to include a little green
5 scallions, trimmed to include a little green, minced and divided in 2 batches
1 Tbsp. canola oil
1/4 tsp. fresh ginger, minced (or a dash of ground ginger)
1/2 cup of fat-free, reduced-sodium chicken broth
1 Tbsp. rice vinegar
1 tsp. reduced-sodium soy sauce
1/2 tsp. sugar
Freshly ground black pepper, to taste
1 tsp. lemon juice, or to taste
Instructions:
Steam asparagus and 8 scallions in a steam basket over boiling water (or in the microwave, with a small amount of water) until crisp-tender, about 5 minutes. Rinse with cold water to stop the cooking and set color. Drain and cool.
To make the dressing, heat oil in a s

Asparagus And Sesame Chicken SoupAsparagus and Sesame Chicken Soup
Asian sesame oil lends deep, nutty flavor to this simple and very healthy chicken soup. For a more filling meal, add a handful of rice noodles during the last few minutes of cooking time.
Credit: Thin for Good by Fred Pescatore, MD
Servings: 2
Ingredients:
* 1 (4-pound) whole chicken
* 6 tablespoons sesame oil
* 1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
* 1 ounce fresh ginger, sliced
* 3 cups chicken broth
* 8 fresh asparagus spears
* 1 cup button mushrooms
Directions:
Discard the chicken neck and any organs that fill the cavity. Using a cleaver, hack the chicken into small pieces. Rinse with cold water.
Heat the oil in a wok until hot but not smoking. Add the chicken and brown. Transfer the chicken to a soup pot. Add the vinegar, chicken broth and ginger. Bring the mixture to a boil and then simmer for 45 minutes.
While the broth is simmering, prepare the asparagus and mushrooms. Rinse the asparagus and cut

Asparagus ParmigianaAsparagus Parmigiana
This is my favorite way to prepare and serve fresh asparagus.
It is so simple and so good! You may substitute broccoli as well !!
2 pounds asparagus stalks, washed and trimmed
Parmigiana-Reggiano cheese chunk
Extra-virgin olive oil
Coarse kosher or sea salt
Coarsely ground black pepper
Use a vegetable peeler, shave curls off the chunk of Parmesan-Reggiano
cheese; set aside.
Blanch the asparagus in lightly salted boiliing water for about 3
minutes or until crisp-tender; do not overcook. Remove from heat and refresh
under cold water; drain well. Toss asparagus with enough olive oil to
lightly coat. Arrange asparagus on serving platter or individual serving
plates.
Sprinkle coarse salt, pepper, and cheese curls over the top of the
asparagus.
Makes 4 servings.

Aspartame - The World’s Best Ant PoisonAspartame - The World’s Best Ant Poison
thanks
Lauren (vegemini)
Thanks Laure
Aspartame - The World’s Best Ant Poison
contributed by Jan Jensen of WELLthy Choices
We live in the woods and carpenter ants are a huge problem. We have spent thousands of dollars with Orkin and on ant poisons trying to keep them under control but nothing has helped.
So when I read somewhere that aspartame (Nutrasweet) was actually developed as an ant poison and only changed to being considered non-poisonous after it was realized that a lot more money could be made on it as a sweetener than as an ant poison, I decided to give it a try.
I opened two packets of aspartame sweetener, and dumped one in a corner of each of our bathrooms. That was about 2 years ago and I have not seen any carpenter ants for about 9 to 12 months. It works better than the most deadly poisons I have tried. Any time they show up again, I simply dump another package of Nutrasweet in a corner, and they will b

Asparagus With Almond SauceAsparagus with Almond Sauce
1 pound asparagus spears or 1 10-ounce package of frozen asparagus spears
1 tablespoon butter or margarine
2 tablespoons sliced almonds
1 1/4 teaspoons cornstarch
1/2 cup water
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon instant chicken bouillon granules
Snap off and discard woody bases from fresh asparagus. ( starting at the base and working toward the tip, bend the asparagus spear several times until you find a place where it breaks easily; snap off at that point). If desired, scrape off scales. Cook fresh asparagus, covered in a small amount of lightly salted water for 3 to 5 minutes or until crisp-tender (Or, cook frozen asparagus, according to package directions.) Drain well; transfer to serving platter.
Meanwhile, for sauce, melt butter in small saucepan; add almonds. Cook and stir over medium-low heat heat for 3 to 5 minutes or until golden. Stir in cornstarch. Add water, lemon juice, bouillon granules, and a dash of black pepper. Cook and

As Part Of My Blog...so i have just learned about this whole fubar thing... sadly i have been very use to the whole fuckin myspace so i really didnt kno what i was in for when i joined then i started to meet ppl! i was like, "are you serious!?!" alright so we grow up a lil and this place is for the grown up space which i dont mind its hella sick... i get to meet others and have fun.. what is wrong wit that? peace and love, punkalicious

AsparagusI hade my first asparagus of the season last night, now everytime I go for a wee, it smells like something crawled up my winky and died.

As Passionately As We Can...Video Introduction to the text
Audio elaboration of the text
Being together as we passionately can
Harpo Monk
It came to me like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle moving on their own to configure themselves for the facility of their placement. A narrative of life about the inert/the active, the sentimental/the utilitarian, the dominant/the submissive, the imperfect/the ideal, the Yin/the Yang, the aggressive/the accommodating. Beings exist by preconditioning that provides a spectrum for their emotional tendencies. In practical, social terms, it provides for a caste of relationship spectrums across the hetero-homophile spectrum. In the end we have the historical state of Earth, as we have CONCEIVED IT by our conditioning to whatever social-cultural program.
For those, who seek the contentment of stability and its 'bliss' in a non-impostional way, a more accommodating predisposition within tolerable limits (relative to the actors) will be engaged. For those,

AspcaOn April 10th 2007, the ASPCA will be celebrating ‘ASPCA Day’ and encouraging animal lovers nationwide to ‘Go Orange for Animals’.
The ASPCA was founded in 1866 as the first humane organization in the Western Hemisphere. The Society was formed to alleviate the injustices animals faced then, and we continue to battle cruelty today. Whether it’s saving a pet who has been accidentally poisoned, fighting to pass humane laws, rescuing animals from abuse or sharing resources with shelters across the country, we work toward the day in which no animal will live in pain or fear. Come and join us in the fight to end animal cruelty
check out the ASPCA website to learn more
http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer

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The Aspca Gives You The Lowdown On Why Your Garbage Could Be Harmful To Pets‘Talkin’ Trash:’ The ASPCA Gives You the Lowdown On Why Your Garbage Could Be Harmful to Pets
NEW YORK, August 9, 2007—Picture the scene: you walk into your kitchen and are greeted by a veritable smorgasbord of refuse with tell-tale paw prints surrounding the “scene of the crime.” Yes, your four-legged friend got into the garbage—again!
“What may appear to be a minor, albeit, frustrating annoyance to many pet parents could actually pose a great risk to your pets,” says Dr. Steven Hansen, board-certified veterinary toxicologist and senior vice president with the ASPCA, who manages the ASPCA’s Midwest Office, which houses the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center (APCC). “It’s important that pet parents understand and familiarize themselves with the potential dangers that can be found in everyday trash.”
Here are some of the major threats your pets might suffer from “talking trash”:
1. Physical Obstruction Hazards. Items such as meat and poultry bones, plastic, metal or paper ca

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As Per Requested...well As Close As I Could Get With Out Seeing Pics Of Horse Dong Part 1as found on:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestiality
Zoophilia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Bestiality)
This article is about zoophilia, the affinity with (or sexual attraction towards) animals. For other uses, see Zoophilia (disambiguation).
The neutrality of this article is disputed.
Please see the discussion on the talk page
Zoophilia, from the Greek Ζωο (zôon, "animal") and φιλία (philia, "friendship" or "love"), is a paraphilia, defined as an affinity or sexual attraction by a human to a non-human animal. Such individuals are called zoophiles. The more recent terms zoosexual and zoosexuality describe the full spectrum of human/animal orientation. A separate term, bestiality (more common in mainstream usage and frequently but incorrectly seen as a synonym), refers to human/animal sexual activity. To avoid confusion about the meaning of zoophilia — which may refer to the affinity/attraction, paraphi

As Per Request Part 2Animal rights, welfare and abuse concerns
One of the primary critiques of zoophilia is the argument that zoosexual activity is harmful to animals. Some state this categorically; that any sexual activity is necessarily abuse. Critics also point to examples in which animals were clearly abused, having been tied up, assaulted, or injured. Defenders of zoophilia argue that animal abuse is neither typical of nor commonplace within zoophilia, and that just as sexual activity with humans can be both abusive and not, so can sexual activity with animals.
The Humane Society of the United States states categorically its belief that: "Not all cases of animal sexual abuse will involve physical injury to the animal, but all sexual molestation of an animal by a human is abuse." [27]
Andrea M. Beetz, PhD. in her book "Love, Violence, and Sexuality in Relationships between Humans and Animals" (2002) reports: "In most [popular] references to bestiality, violence towards the animal is automaticall

Asperger SyndromeRecently my son was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, Bi-Polar (which I already knew), and ADHD (which he was diagnosed with 2 yrs prior)... He is 7 yrs old, and very intelligent for his age, and he knows this... He is a very difficult child to deal with... Difiant to all degrees, rude, and well I could go on and on, but damn that would take forever... But he does have his good points as well, but he never shows his good side to me... Only other people, and well it hurts me terribly... I feel as though this child hates me with a passion, for whatever reason... Then I begin to think... I am the only person he feels comfortable & safe to treat like well shit basically that is what it boils down to... I know he doesn't understand a lot of things about his disorder and all, sometimes I wish he did... I myself suffer from Bi-Polar so we clash something fierce, and are always at each others throats... It's sad really, and I feel bad... Even with me being on medication, it's hard for me to co

"a Special Life"You must be on my friends list on myspace to view.
“A Special Life” - My True Life Story.
“Jenna self injured again when Danielle died, but Mark kept her from doing it after the rape. Instead she talked with Brandon online and avoided the subject. Jenna wasn't sure she would make it; Pa-Pa, Aunt Mandy, Baby Johnny, Brenda, Sabrina, and now Danielle, on top of the heartache she still felt from Derek. She just wasn't sure she could handle anymore, but she tried to go on. "Is it ever going to end?" She asked God.”

Asperger's Syndrome : The DefinitionAsperger syndrome
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Asperger's syndrome
Asperger syndrome (also referred to as Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, 'Aspergers, or AS) is a condition on the autistic spectrum. It manifests in individual ways and can have both positive[1][2][3][4][5] and negative effects on a person's life. Like other autistic spectrum disorders, Asperger's includes repetitive behavior patterns and impairment in social interaction. However, Asperger's differs from 'classic' autism in that non-social aspects of intellectual development generally proceed at a normal or accelerated rate.[6]
The disorder affects people in various ways, but individuals with Asperger's commonly share characteristics such as an ability to focus intensely on areas of interest, hyposensitivity/hypersensitivity to certain stimuli and sensory integration problems, self-stimulating ('stimming') behaviors such as rocking back and forth or verbal utterances, and difficulty interpret

Asperger's Syndrome Part 1Here's some information about Asperger's syndrome, something that impacts my life.
Asperger's Disorder was first described in the 1940s by Viennese pediatrician Hans Asperger who observed autistic-like behaviors and difficulties with social and communication skills in boys who had normal intelligence and language development. Many professionals felt Asperger's Disorder was simply a milder form of autism and used the term "high-functioning autism" to describe these individuals. Professor Uta Frith, with the Institute of Cognitive Neuroscience of University College London and author of Autism and Asperger Syndrome, describes individuals with Asperger's Disorder as "having a dash of Autism." Asperger's Disorder was added to the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) in 1994 as a separate disorder from autism. However, there are still many professionals who consider Asperger's Disorder a less severe form of autism.
What di

Asperger's Syndrome Part 2Characteristics
The essential features of Asperger's Disorder are severe and sustained impairment in social interaction and the development of restricted, repetitive patterns of behavior, interest, and activity. The disturbance must clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, and other important areas of functioning. In contrast to Autistic Disorder, there are no clinically significant delays in language. In addition there are no clinically significant delays in cognitive development or in the development of age-appropriate self-help skills, adaptive behavior, and curiosity about the environment in childhood.
A. Qualitative impairment in social interaction, as manifested by at least two of the following:
Marked impairment in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body postures, and gestures to regulate social interaction
Failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental level
A lack of spontaneous s

Asperger's Syndrome Part 3Working with an Individual with Asperger Syndrome
Children with Asperger's Disorder may present a challenge for educators. While they appear capable and are good with memorization and factual information, they may be weak in comprehension and cognitively inflexible. Educators need to capitalize on their abilities, discovering their strengths and interests in order to develop their talents.
People with Asperger's Disorder particularly need assistance in developing their social and communication skills. Children and young adults who received social and communications skills training are better able to express themselves, understand language and become more skillful at communicating with others, increasing their likelihood of successful social interactions. Early intervention means a better chance for independent living and further education.
While few programs are designed specifically to address Asperger's Disorder, some of the treatment approaches used for people with "high fu

Aspen GlowHoly hell, I can't breathe! Why does it seem that some of the most beautiful scenery in our great country is up so high there is almost no air. To make matters worse when it does take your breath away, you had so little to begin with.
So many people have tried to describe the Colorado wilderness, and very few have seem to be able to capture their Majesty in words. The crisp air, the whisper of the Aspen trees, and the hidden treasures found among the valleys. You ever have to travel far to find ponds or streams and rivers chalk full or rainbow and brown trout. Wildlife abounds through the mountains.
It had taken quite awhile to drive from the city out to the middle of nowhere. Even leaving in the late morning on a Friday, by the time we had arrived and set up camp, we were wiped out for the night. It gets cold in the mountains at night,even in late summer you better have warm clothes. I'd love to tell you all the naughty sexual depravity that went on the first night but

Asperger's SyndromeAsperger's Disorder was first described in the 1940s by Viennese pediatrician Hans Asperger who observed autistic-like behaviors and difficulties with social and communication skills in boys who had normal intelligence and language development. Many professionals felt Asperger's Disorder was simply a milder form of autism and used the term "high-functioning autism" to describe these individuals. Professor Uta Frith, with the Institute of Cognitive Neuroscience of University College London and author of Autism and Asperger Syndrome, describes individuals with Asperger's Disorder as "having a dash of Autism." Asperger's Disorder was added to the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) in 1994 as a separate disorder from autism. However, there are still many professionals who consider Asperger's Disorder a less severe form of autism.
What distinguishes Asperger's Disorder from autism is the severity of the symptoms and the absen

As Per My Deal With Sarahtop ten most interesting sex news stories complete with blurbs and links
1."Pregnant man" pregnant again
"I feel good," Beatie tells Barbara Walters, announcing on ABC's 20/20 that he's pregnant again. "I had my checkups with my hormone level … And everything is right on track." The 34-year=old man, who was born a woman but kept his reproductive organs after a sex-change operation 10 years ago, gave birth to his first child, a girl, in June. He decided to carry the child because his wife was unable to conceive.
http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE4AC80I20081113
2. Man fined for exposing himself and masturbating on a plane
The old "just adjusting myself" excuse didn't fly, after a man was observed masturbating for "maybe four minutes" under his seat tray.
(Mclovin, why didn’t you tell us you were in the news???)
http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,26058,24668349-5014090,00.html?Snakey
3. Unknowing twins married, lawmaker says
Maybe having a

Aspects Of Anxiety PersonifiedAnxietyPersonified.
Hospital Discussion contribution on "anxiety" major points:
1 for the money, 2 for the show your work, 3 to get ready/willing/able, 4 to go gung ho.
What does anxiety consist of ?
A. Dread unknown from ambiguous awkward coordination of trusting & trustworthy
B. Regret/false guilt of past mistakes hidden or foolishness and endless replay memories about blame usually bogus
C. Hinder goodwill at the NOW or NEVER point, due to it's rickety vague nature of risk of meagre CLOUT.
D. Hesitate to state opinions / preferences in face of glare, stare, dare
E.Wishing priorities would quit slapping us silly when we are giving our all level-best with almost integrity PLUS 2.
F. When our bodies are at war within themselves unpredictably, over trivial matters & you must decide to play it as it lays or hedge for 48 hours perhaps.

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As Peacey BurnsI have lost internet access on Thursday night due to complications at home. I can only get online at library and that would be infrequent. I have received my notary papers within days but not my check, which is now over a month late. I have received mail after April 14th, so I am not sure why my check is lost. *blech*
On the upside, I am getting customized photos done at alarming rate. I have a project almost completed. so the next time I get online there would be a lot of photos uploaded at once.

AsphyxiationI'm straining to catch the air as it escapes me
following my illusions wherever they take me
im clutching my chest but nothing seems to help
is there anything i can do to completely save myself
im slipping into darkness but im trying to fight it
but the craziest thing this pain i invite it
my eyes are rolling to the back of my head
ascaping reality but im just not quite dead
eclypsed by the knowledge that you know not what you do
my haert slowing to a crawl will i even pull through
but there is no sadness writtin across my face
for some reason im glad that i found this quiet place
its hard to imagine living without this
and people wonder how we can go on about this
no oxygen mask to attempt to fill my lungs
nothing to aleviate the hurt that you brung
it feels like im dying of acute asphyxiation
and its because of you i have this sensation
thank you!

Asphalt TattooAsphalt Tattoo
2003 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(1 September 2003, Colorado) Ever since middle school, friends say Tyler, 20, wanted to do something different, something unique, something nobody else would ever try: jump from a moving car. "He thought he could jump, roll, and stand," said a friend, "like you see in the movies." Tyler came away from an early car-jump experiment alive, with an asphalt tattoo to commemorate the feat.
On Labor Day, he was planning another dramatic stunt, riding in the back seat of a Subaru Legacy. Although his friends tried to talk him out of it, the Subaru was cruising at 40 mph when he decided that he could, he should, he would jump from the car.
His father explained, "I think this was the last big thing he wanted to do as an immature kid, before accepting he had to grow up." But plans to mature were cut short by his instant death, as he hit the road one last time. Tyler's last jump is commemorated with another asphalt tatto

AsphyxiatedAsphyxiated.
Smothering
Saturated feelings of loss.
Asphyxiated
Cut off from the air I breathe.
Depredation
Energy transformed.
Annihilation
Transmogrification of emotion.
Relinquished
Thoughts of prosperity put off.
Diminished
The words cannot describe.
Destruction
A war upon ones self.
Futility
The art of preparations.

Asphyxiate - GenitorturersYour first encounter with the ones who make you Feel a chance to taste their disease Invite you in to lick their skin press open, And to feel all is real
Your senses low, your pleasures grow White hands sew up the deed Another limb to lift your skin, press open And to dream it was real
Wide open Lick your wounds and come inside With your hands wide open Lick your wounds and come inside With your hands wide
As the cord pulls tighter, face is bleeding whiter and whiter! As the cord pulls tighter, spots in hell burn brighter and brighter! Your last encounter with the ones who made you sin Till the dust hit your skin Their presence knows your wager grows You lust to feel again
Hands wide open Close your wounds and come inside You lift your hands wide open Close your hands and come inside With your hands white!
As the cord pulls tighter, face is bleeding whiter and whiter! As the cord pulls tighter, spots in hell burn brighter and brighter! Friend…So this leads us to the end

"aspiring Love"...this Is Beautiful =)I titled this, but my friend Jim wrote the body. He's an amazing writer! Great job hun! this is EXACTLY what i want...
like the wings of an eagle majestic and free.
two hearts are beating as one heart would be.
when i gaze in your eyes i can see only love.
your a beautiful angel from the heavens above.
whenever im near you my heart skips a beat.
the first time we met i was swept from my feet.
soulmates are special like one of a kind.
its the one special gift that is so hard to find.
i just want to kiss you so softly and slow.
and hold you so gently and never let go.
those are the feelings a soulmate can bring.
its the feeling of true love the most wonderful thing.

Aspiring, Beginning, Not-quite-amateur...If you fancy yourself to be a horror writer, or use dark themes in your fiction you really, really need to go read this essay by Mort Castle. It really sums it all up.

AspirationsTo laugh often and love much
To win the respect of intellient persons and the affection of children
To earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends
To appreciate beauty
To find the best in others
To give one's self
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition
To have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultaion
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived-
This is to have succeeded.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

AspirinWife says 'I have a headache.'
Hubby says 'GOOD, I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository!'
Woman, don't complain of a headache again.
This could happen to you!!

AspirinA husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.
'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!'

Aspiring To Be...The Qualities of a Gentleman
He acts kindly from the impulse of his kind heart.
He is brave, because, with a conscience void of offense, he has nothing to fear.
He is never embarrassed, for he respects himself and is profoundly conscious of right intentions.
He keeps his honor unstained, and to retain the good opinion of others he neglects no civility.
He respects even the prejudices of men whom he believes are honest.
He opposes without bitterness and yields without admitting defeat.
He is never arrogant, never weak.
He bears himself with dignity, but never haughtily.
Too wise to despise trifles, he is too noble to be mastered by them.
To superiors he is respectful without servility; to equals courteous; to inferiors’ kind.
He carries himself with grace in all places, is easy but never familiar, genteel without affection.
He unites gentleness of manner with firmness of mind.
He commands with mild authority, and asks favors with grace and assuranc

Aspiring BodhicittaThere are two levels in the development of bodhicitta; aspiring and engaging bodhicitta. A person with the aspiring intention wants to attain enlightenment to help others, he or she is not yet prepared to engage in all of the practices and activities necessary to do so. On the other hand, someone who has generated the engaging altruistic intention and is prepared to joyfully undertake the Bodhisattva's practices six perfections, can take the bodhisattva vows. The difference between aspiring and engaging bodhicitta is similar to the difference between wanting to go somewhere, and actually travelling there. The vows are taken on the basis of having taken refuge in the Buddha, Dharma and Sangha) and some or all of the five lay precepts.
After generating aspiring bodhicitta before the guru and the Three Jewels - which means wanting to ben

...a Splinter In The Freaking Eye??Can anybody please tell me? for this is how I spent my X-mas holiday.
Last week, in my infinite wisdom...I decided that I needed to cut some firewood for the cold nights ahead. So I broke out the ol' chainsaw, fueled it up, grabbed my safety glasses and started on the task at hand. Here's some words of wisdom...when the winds are blowing at 30 to 45 mph...leave the chainsaw in the toolshed, because 15 minutes into my work...it happened. The wind kicked up and even with the stupid glasses on, I dropped the saw and started rubbing my left eye. I ran inside into the bathroom and tried to flush my eye in the sink, but to no avail. so I had to suffer through the night in agony and watch as my eye swelled completely shut.
The next morning, it was off to the optometrist to get this problem fixed. I could definately feel something in there, and it was freaking me out. (first mistake: I was rubbing my eye the whole night, probably not a smart thing to do.) I took a seat in the wai

/asplodeSo, I am literally so uncomfortable and sick right now I can't fall asleep.
What started as a sore throat is now
Sore Throat, ear ache [both ears], hot/cold flashes, full head headache, and an upset stomach.
The problem is; I am poor [srsly o.o] and can't afford to go to the doctor.
There is nothing on tv
and the interwebs is not entertaining me.
Halp?

As Played 1,309 Regular-season GaDALLAS -- Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd is expected to miss another four-game stretch because of a strained right groin that had already been bothering him. The Mavericks were also without forward Lamar Odom for Monday nights game against the Los Angeles Clippers. Coach Rick Carlisle said Odom, who also missed practice Sunday, was out with a stomach illness. Kidd has played 1,309 regular-season games, the most among active players and 10th on the NBA career list. But the 39-year-old Kidd, who was out for two other four-game stretches this season for different reasons, has been dealing with the groin problem. "Its something that has been an issue. Weve got to get it resolved," coach Rick Carlisle said. "The biggest thing is that we get it identified and get it resolved and we believe this can get resolved." Carlisle said Kidd likely wouldnt play this week, meaning he would be out at least four games. Kidd was sidelined in early February because of a strained right calf a

As(poem)And though it seems so hard to live this life...
..
..
We don’t expect and wonder why
There is no hope we only live and try
To do what’s right but is it all worthless
Without a road and a focus can’t we see it’s hopeless?
And though it seems so hard to live this life
I love you too much to only survive
I’ll rise above the storm
And though I feel like this could tear my world apart
I love you too much to only outlast
I’ll do more
Because I know that you’re standing by my side
You’re the reason I still want to live this life
And though I feel like this could shake my world apart
I know that you will be here
You’ll make our home among the stars.......

As Posted On Myspace But Wanted To Share.. Enjoy!So I sit here, it's after midnight and I have to be up at 7am, yeah it sucks, realizing how time has passed. Payton turns 9 this week and Raegan turns 6 next month. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW FAST THEY GROW?!?! My angels are getting so big, so fast. It is hard to believe that it wasn't just yesterday that they were taking their first steps!
Who knew I'd be a mother of 2, at the age of 29? More so, who knew my kids would be so F*CKING perfect? Yes, I am partial. I deny nothing, but in all honesty, I have done something so right with these girls. I don't know what it is, I dare NOT question nor change a thing. They try so hard in school. Behavior marks remain perfect ALL year long, grades are good, not superb, but good with signs of trying. I am so PROUD, so blessed.
I have such GREAT friends. A superior support system in place (in all aspects). Who could ask for more? NOT I! That's for damn sure. I want to say thank you to all who have been there for me along this wonderful ride

As Predicted For Nasa!Hello readers;
Just a little note to let you know that my predictions are unfolding daily.
Scandal sparks NASA review
PREDICTION - Amazing technological advances and total restructure ahead for NASA.
This prediction was made on Coast-To-Coast radio 01/01/07
This Prediction was ALSO written on Dec 28 2006 - Sent to Lex CTC Webmaster but LIKE THE NUCLEAR SUBMARINE ACCIDENT he never posted it! -
CLICK HERE TO READ IT ALL!
http://www.drturi.com/news/1167358638.html
I will do the Astropsychology profile of astronaut Lisa Nowak and show NASA scientists that there is a serious difference between education and intelligence.
CNN - 02/07/07 - NASA wants to know if there are 'lessons to be learned'
You bet.
Blessings to all
DT
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To all my supporters:
I received this email today and once more I am asking you for your help. THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO GET ATTENTION and pass on my message is with YOUR help! I have been giving a lot o

As Predicted For April4/2/2007
Dear Readers:
Just a little note to make sure even if you have your copy of 2007 Moon Power to ALWAYS check my quatrains at Click Here
Here is the quatrain I wrote 03/29/07 and what Moon Power says for these days. Don’t be a victim of the stars; “The Universal Code” is unforgiving I would strongly recommend you to get the book if you don't already have it at Click Here
Note also knowing the location of your Dragon by house and sign could save you lots of trouble, get the book "The Power Of The Dragon" and find out for yourself.
I am expecting some serious negative energy for the next few days; be cautious and watch the news as the future will be my witness. I gave the date of April 6 to George Noory on Coast-To-Coast, visit their website and read my predictions for April. Click Here
I am willing to do Astropsychology readings for all of you and will offer my 2007 Moon Power for free around June or July but I can not get on the air unless you remind them of

As Promised...Ok kids, I PROMISED I'd start really working on the weight loss this week and I've kept my word! I jogged about 1 1/2 miles today and walked approx 1 additional mile. It felt damn good to get out and move! :) I haven't done any jogging in years since my weight got so bad, so it felt great to be doing it again. I'm one of those people that once I get started with jogging, I want to jog all the time! Anyhow, I did want to let everyone know that I have been true to my word in my most recent blast that I'd start workin' my butt off! I have to get the last of the weight off and reach my goal weight! Thank you so much to all my friends and family who have been so wonderful to me! You guys are the best!!!

As Promisedimikimi - Customize Your World
As a token of my appreciation - dont sweat if you not included - the circle was not big enough

As Promised .......I wrote a blog about my photo's having to be cut because i'm not renewing my vip and as promised i have turned some of my favourites into a slideshow .... lol
Some of my favourite creations, made by me!
These are also in my stash under 'shows'.
Enjoy!
Hugs
Linda xx

As Promised Again ....2 LolSome more of my fav creations made for me by awesome friends....
They are in my stash too ... lol
Enjoy!
Hugs
Linda xx

As President...I would make a park...it would be called "awesome" park...And it would have Statues of the presidents posing in disco fever,Flexing muscles,head banging,and whatever else would be a badass pose for a statue....and it would be an awesome park...

As Randim Aspapa Smurf Playing Pictionary With Steven HawkinsIm green with envy and blue over you
not really
Truth is i'm as eager as beaver
but im not a fan of chewing wood
i prefer to chew the fat.
*bop *bop *bop
It still doesn't work to bash my head in
the attempts to rattle the old bear from
hyper hibernation, failed.
what season is this,
it tastes delicious on this fish
but i would prefer it on a big apple.
Yeah, i started from u but
there are alot more letters before yours
I can't sort the mail
i don't have the patients
nor am i cerifed to operate
but i can subscribe something for what ails.
EAT IT ALL AND SAVE NOTHING FOR ANYONE ELSE
Apologize to the hungry while you naw on their bones
Don't paint the house to cover the blood on the walls
move to an apartment and get a lap dog named spirit
Be a little silly, it makes old and boring people envy you
I will always want to play
the game i desire most of the times is LIFE
until i get a bad roll.
if insanity i

~~~ As Requested By "*" ~~~I was asked today about the rules that I set forth in My relationships with submissives. While trying to explain certain things,I remembered something that John compiled starting with 77 rules in 1992, expanding to 128 in 1996, and a complete rewrite again in 1997 while maintaining the number of rules at 128 for which the set is well known.
To anyone interested I have added a copy of Johns 128 rules and some of the notations that may be of help to any novice or expierenced Dom(me) or sub.This is definately not for those of you in the "Vanilla" world.
Now while some regard these rules as steadfast and firm,I tend to use them as a guide,because each individual sub/slave that I deal with is just that...an individual,with her own thoughts and actions that she brings into the relationship.Not every submissive is into everything,that is why there are negotiations,contracts,limits and checklists.(I'll get to those in a later blog).That way everyone is on the same page from the start,an

As Requested, Caddysince i know cadillac likes these posts, i wasn't going to put this one down since the guy blocked me first... (which i thought was cute saves me the trouble)
bottom up as always
offender: sweetoneforyou
sweetonefo...: whatever fatty try staying faithful to your husband im sure hes proud to see u on here
->KinkStar S...: look asshole, either read the fucking thing or go the fuck away
sweetonefo...: look slut fuc u i work for aliving
->KinkStar S...: you obviously didn't think to read the blogs/watch the video or read down far enough to the part where it says don't ask me dumb shit like that.
sweetonefo...: I did thats wher eit said porno star and you have a bf and husband but no gf
->KinkStar S...: learn to read profiles, don't bother talking to me until you have.
sweetonefo...: u do pornoo
sweetonefo...: wow all dolled up in red
->KinkStar S...: hi
sweetonefo...: hi
it's great how i'm "all dolled up" and then when i won't give him answers he likes i'm "unfaithful

As RequestedWhen you can write an essay that explains what makes me valuable to the world, I will accept your answer .........you seem to think the whole world should rember your name when your gone leave a mark for the whole world to see feed the ego while you neglect the soul....the only mark that truly matters is the one you leave in ppl you care abouts hearts in how you touch ppl does the whole world really matter? do you know these billions of ppl does it matter if your name is on their lips. verry few mark the whole world doesnt make them any less amazing because the world doesnt know their name they lived they touched ppl they and you are valuable to the world because each person you touch goes on to touch someone else every time you make a difference to one person it chains one person to another to another look a mark on the world your valuable ...you made a difference to me and ill go on to make a difference to someone else just as the ppl i touched went on to touch others each kindness w

As RequestedHow many times must I ignore you,
before you see how much I care
but you care so much you hurt that one
to be so not to think that it would hurt
now the girl is numb the feeling is gone
she has trouble believing anything he says
now she cant say how she feels
just too negative to say the things she wants
now the girl has someone on her shoulder
is that right to be saying, criticism is constructive
but it can be taken as an insult. not meant so
meant only for improvement. why cant you see that

As Real As Can BeAs I look into the eyes of my heavenly angel, I slowly begin to soar from the sheer Euphoria that is she. A presence one could only imagine in his wildest of dreams. I’ve found it in that woman whose so nearly set free. I reach to grasp my fingers around the concept of her perfection. No implications have arrived of her needing any correction. She’s essential to my existence so I follow her every direction. It’s like I’m putting together a puzzle, I’ve got to make this connection. So as I look into the eyes of my heavenly angel, I slowly begin to soar from the sheer Euphoria that is she. A presence one could only imagine in his wildest of dreams. And yet, she’s right in front of me.

As Reason Falls To Earthas reason falls to earth
by poet93they chiseled it out for days they walked on water they cured lepers but could not ever make a law that held that veritable truth they so desperately sacrificed themselves for still watching by the window on weary wendesday working day the rain comes down like mana from heaven but i can't part that sea waiting for the day she will fall into the meditaranean and rise like thalassa to give birth to love and hate less i never forget how i swelled up with luminous purity to behold her the silent tears of the father caught in a world of transcendance standing outside of the voices english words mean nothing to me when spoken by men i only ever listen to the whispers of gods pale illusions to a world out of joint but i will hold the torch for the newborn kneading my fingers against the moon in this moment of diana come calling sharp against the wheeze of my lungs and terrifying in its haste.

As Released Oct. 4. ThCHICAGO - Arena Football League player and former Toronto Argonauts receiver Chandler Williams has died. He was 27. The AFL said Sunday that Williams died while playing in a local flag football tournament in South Florida. The league did not release a cause of death. The wide receiver was a seventh-round draft pick of the Minnesota Vikings in 2007 out of Florida International. He got into NFL pre-season games in four seasons but never played in a regular-season game, also spending time with the Miami Dolphins, Atlanta Falcons and Kansas City Chiefs. Williams had a brief stint with the Argonauts this past season. In seven games, he caught four passes for 88 yards and added eight kickoff returns for 223 yards. Williams was released Oct. 4. The CFL team issued a statement Sunday morning. Cheap Jerseys Online .C. -- Joe Torre is returning to the dugout next year -- to manage the United States at the World Baseball Classic. Cheap Jerseys No Fees . Watching Johnson from the Orio

As Rome Burns.Devoid of any sense.
Numb, like a child left in winter's river.
Frozen over,
bloated with the osmosed fear of another unkind.
The bandaged handle of a sword called trust...
The edge has gone dull,
cracked and shattered
from hailing against a wall of truth.
And the truth was...
One cannot love what cannot feel.
One cannot save what refuses to see.
One cannot fight that which knows only to grow
to cycle
to infect.
One cannot...
and yet
my hands
still ringing from the clash of trust against truth
try again and again to wrap around the pommel.
They can no longer close around it...
the numb throbbing pulse makes my hand slide limply from my trusted blade.
I reach.
I grasp.
I clutch.
I beg.
My hand can no longer wield the blade.
The last weapon of my arsenal.
Paired with its sister faith, which I lost years ago.
I am naked against the slaughter.
The horrible truth.
I came,
I saw,
I denied,
I charged,
I failed.
Tried, and failed.
O

Asr Riotmakers BullyI made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW KIND OF EXPERIENCE ? ARE YOU WANTING TO FIND A LOUNGE WHERE THEY PLAY WHAT YOU LIKE TO HEAR ?
THEN LOOK NO FURTHER !!!
Come take a wicked ride with me !!!
Brought to you by HadesFury !
(repost of original by 'HadesFury' on '2008-03-16 00:08:37')

Ass"Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one."

Assround up a couple of the hottest asses on here and put them in folder in my photos please go and rate which one you think is the best

Assread from bottom up
ЯJEE...: lmfao hahahahahahahaha
->ЯJEE...: haha..omggg i just fuckin freaked...rob brought a really hot girl home then left with her......and he wouldnt answer his cell..then i found out it was his cousin meghan
FUCK YOU RJ FOR THINKIN THATS FUNNY *BITCH SLAP* HAHAHA

AssThis is in no way about being butt hurt, but about the amount of stupidity and butthurtedness that others have.
This idiot got butthurt that I wouldn't cyber with him (his stupidity was a major turn off eventually)
And then I get this in my SB (bottom to top)
mjrkonig1942: i thought u were stupid lol
->mjrkonig1942: yup
mjrkonig1942: ur for mccain too
So I try to respond back, and ....
I'm blocked!
The pussy blocked me cause he got asshurt that I denied him the first time, and then cause of my political affiliation.
lmao, a true liberal

AssSo, in leu of me not gettin a vacation to Cali, resulting in a wasted plane ticket and much frustration, because some nutsack at work decided to quit, I have decided to take my bitter cuntness to the workplace.
While people constantly accuse me of having an awful temper, I believe that I am a pretty nice person if you dont fuck with me. ANd I guess they have breached that treshhold. I never argue off the boat, or raise my voice, or bitch and swear. I take things calmly, and then let them fester and get to me more and more, until I get REALLY pissed off and decide to quietly make that person's life a living hell. Or at least, a limbo.
While I have crossed words with my boss many a times, I know when to keep my mouth shut in order to keep my fuckin job. Sooo...
I stopped being nice to her. I had a whole buncha registration cards for the guests, and I threw half of them away, making it look like they are all there. So now she'll have to print them individually when they come i

Assassin For HireI am an Assassin For Hire.
My job is:
To make your life miserable, have you run and hide so I can hunt you down and kill you silently. Yes, you will die for me.. silently.
Many will mistake this for some common statement. Many will never know if I actually mean it or not. We shall leave it be and let ones imagination run wild for the time being. I have come across something and am having to much fun with it. I will never tell. If I do tell... you will definitely have no choice but to die for me. Maybe some will misjudge my words, not understand the concept of this and take their own life for granted as they have been doing since they were born.
I have one purpose on this earth and in doing so I will out live my entire family. Only one shall ever exist by my side, my son. He is what I am and nothing will ever change that. He will out live me, surpass my life and ideas. I will die silently for him one day. When that days comes, I will have changed by then. No.. I

AssassingCouldnt find any decent explanations so just thought i would post the mp3 and the lyrics, this is one of me favourites, and ever since Fish left the band aint been able to get into them since.
Assassing by Marillion mp3
I am the assassin, with tongue forged from eloquence
I am the assassin, providing your nemesis
On the sacrificial altar to success, my friend
Unleash a stranger from a kiss, my friend
No incantations of remorse, my friend
Unsheathe the blade within the voice, my friend
Who decorates the scarf with the fugi knot
Who camouflaged emotion in a thousand yard stare
Who gouged the notches from the family tree
Who hypnotised the guilt in career rhythm trance
Assassing, assassing, assassing, assassing
Listen as the syllables of slaughter cat with calm precision
Patterned frosty phrases rape your ears and sow the ice incision
Apocalyptic alphabet casting spell the creed of tempered diction
Adjectives of annihilation bury the point beyond redempti

AssamiteFrom the desert wastes of the East come the Assamites, and they bring with them a miasma of terror. The Assamites are known throughout vampire society as a clan of murderous assassins, working for whoever can pay their price. The price they charge for their work is the vitae of other Kindred; for the Assamites, diablerie is the greatest sacrament.
Assamites tend to avoid the affairs of the Camarilla and the Sabbat, working for either or both sides in pursuit of their goals. They do circulate among sect-held cities; other Kindred find them useful for slaying rivals, enforcing blood hunts, scourging undesirable childer, and infiltrating rivals power bases. However, Assamites rarely form true alliances with other Kindred, for they consider other Children of Caine to be of inferior stock. Unlike the other clans, the Assamites do not claim to have a founder of the Third Generation. Rather, they believe their founder to be a member of the Second Generation, making all other Cainites flawe

As Sadness Creeps In... [part 1]The pillow smells like you
my face pressed against it
breathing in memories
bathing in misery
longing for your touch
longing to feel your breath on my neck.

AssassinNo one was there. The apartment room was decorated in a hideously high-tech fashion, with black and chrome furnishings that did not look comfortable in the slightest. It looked cold. That was the best word he could use. No emotion softened the room. Function was tantamount.
The hologram window showed a scene out of a nightmare, where an orange sun barely lit the gloomy city. No cheer, no greenery.
Still, his training took over. He found his kit on a table near the bed, with his favorite liquids and toys within. He scanned the room and reviewed all furnishings for possible uses, either as a sexual aid or as a weapon.
Bed sheets were useful. The mattress was on a hard, unyielding box platform. The lamp on the table was black ceramic with a nice curved handle. The shade was a metal disk that threw the light on the wall. Well, it wouldn't throw harsh shadows, anyway. All the mirror-like polish was on the inside. Paris wandered over to the catering slot, where a tantalizing aroma

AssamiteFrom the desert wastes of the East come the Assamites, and they bring with them a miasma of terror. The Assamites are known throughout vampire society as a clan of murderous assassins, working for whoever can pay their price. The price they charge for their work is the vitae of other Kindred; for the Assamites, diablerie is the greatest sacrament.
Assamites tend to avoid the affairs of the Camarilla and the Sabbat, working for either or both sides in pursuit of their goals. They do circulate among sect-held cities; other Kindred find them useful for slaying rivals, enforcing blood hunts, scourging undesirable childer, and infiltrating rival's power bases. However, Assamites rarely form true alliances with other Kindred, for they consider other Children of Caine to be of inferior stock. Unlike other clans, the Assamites do not claim to have a founder of the Third Generation. Rather, they believe their founder to be a member of the Second Generation, making all other Cainites flawed c

AssamiteAssamite
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Assamites, in a role-playing-game context, are a clan of fictional vampires, from White Wolf Game Studio's Vampire: The Masquerade books and role-playing games, based on a historical group, by the same name. The Assamites are a group of skilled, select assassins who often commit contract killings in exchange for the blood of other vampires. Even when compared to other vampires, the Assamite appear overly obsessed with blood, due to a clan weakness which causes an addiction to the blood of other vampires.
Much of the Assamite symbology is Arabic in origin. Even the clan stronghold, Alamut, is based in a mountain range in the Middle Eastern region. The Hashshashin cult that once occupied this fortress are what inspired the first version of the Assamites.
Aside from warriors/assassins, the Assamites also have among them scholars, known as Viziers, and sorcerers. Effectively the clan consists of three bloodlines, known as castes,

AssassinWhat Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are an assassin.That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. Atleast, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.Main weapon: SniperQuote:"The walls

Assaulted In A ShowHey All,
I got minor injuries by a client this morning. After collecting the fee and being in his home about 15 minutes he approached me wanting sex. I told him that we do not offer those services and prositution is against the law. He wanted his money back and I told him I would have to call the agency. As I was calling on my phone he was calling on his phone. He told the agency that he had locked the door and I was not getting out until he got his money back. I could tell by what he was saying the agency was telling him there was no refunds. I was called a bitch several times & was attacked by him thrown in a chair and my purse ripped out of my hands. I proceded to call 911 and he smacked my cell phone out of my hand. I got up to get the phone and he went after me again, I then fought back. I got my purse and he went towards the door as he was going towards the door I went to get my cell phone off the floor and he got to it before I could. He went outside, his house phone rang and

Assatecque Island 07-15-07Talk BOUT AMAZING!!
ima put aslide show on my page for those that really give a fuck and look at my shit..
i would love feed back
yeah its long.. its tons of pics of a place me and my family and my best friends went too today talk about a great time with great folks and food and stuff wow!!!

Assassin...The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home"
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took

Assault On My Kids By Roomate9/25/07
Last night I had left to take my husband Tony to the hospital for his chest pains and left our roommate Chris in charge of watching the kids. While at the hospital waiting for my husband to get seen... I get a voice message on my cell phone from Chris saying that the girls were misbehaving. Due to the reception I went outside to call home and see what’s going on. Chris told me that he was telling the girls to get up from the couch & go get a bath, but the girls weren't listening. I told Chris to not worry about their bath, just make them sit on the couch till I got home and I would deal w/ it. Chris had told me before hanging up that Sierra (my oldest girl) wanted to talk to me. Sierra was telling me over the phone that while Chris was in the bathroom upstairs… Rachel (female roommate) had grabbed her & her little sister really hard on the arms to physically remove them from the couch to make them get up. Then was pushing the girls through the dining room towards the

Assassin's Creed Has Officially P***ed Me OffOne mission in particular, the one where you have to assassinate this punk hiding out in a boat, is about to make me get rid of this damned game. Between the guards constantly jeering at me with "you think you can win?" while I pick them off with controls that aren't really good enough, and drunken sailors who merrily keep pushing me in the damned water where our so-called hero ALWAYS drowns, I'm beginning to wonder why I should even give a damn. Come on, Ubisoft, this guy can survive 200-foot drops into piles of hay, but he dies the instant he gets wet? I'm not going to bother getting the sequel after you wasted my time with this half-thought-out control scheme. Sure, the game looks realistic as all hell, but if the controls can't compensate for the game being a total d*ck, who cares how pretty the damned thing is? If I end up wanting to throw the game out the car window into oncoming traffic, you FAILED to make it fun.

AssacheFirst of all, I must say, I have an ass affliction. I love nothing more than a beautiful ass in my face. However, I'm a little more than annoyed by women that show off their asses but when it comes to the sex, refuse to let you anywhere near it. If you don't dig on anal eroticism, don't front. Most guys, I'm sure will agree with this. Basically what I'm trying to say here is, don't show off merchandise you have no intent on selling. If you're not an "ass" girl, there's plenty of other things to show off such as your belly, your legs, your cleavage, whatever. The female body is a beautiful, beautiful thing, but it is easily misused. Thats it for my irritation for today.

Ass And Kidsgirls, please stop putting photos of your ass right next to photos of your kids
you can make sepereate folders, and i dont think anyone wants to see your kids anyhow, so put them somewhere else. This is an adult area for adult fun. if i wanted to watch kids and ass, i would watch nickelodeon or mtv
i mean really, would you let a guy go down on you on the couch while your kids were watching cartoons?
keep em seperated

Assault And BatteryOk, so at football today, I end up on the team against the two heaviest hitters that play. As the volunteer goalie, that was not good news for me.
I think they broke my right hand from trying to save their damn 100mph shots. It's properly shaking everytime I try and pick something up, can't type or even scroll with the mouse for prolonged periods.
Bastards

AssasinThe FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal doorand handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out withtears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one a

Ass,booty,#ick,suck, Its All Here!!!!CHECK MY PICSSSSS OUT AND LEAVE COMMENTS. THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE ASS, BOOTY, TITS, #ICK, SUCKING. LET ME KNOW WHAT U LIKE AND IF U WANT MORE AND I'LL PROVIDE IT FOR YOU. JUST CALL ON THE ASS DOCTOR!!!!

Assbags Will Be Hunted......what's up people in cherryworld< there seems to be an over abundance of assbags littering sites of the cool. the unity of captian bacon and the rest of the cool will find and fuck you back. so in the words of disturbed "just stop".

Ass/buttBig butts do not make the world go round. Unfortunately, our society thinks so. Its like boobs are a thing of the past, you can get a boob job at the carry out nowadays. Its all about the bootie now. Even white women are feeling the pressure, getting those injections that make their butts look like an old worn throw pillow. I know big booties are great to look at, trust me(I am an ass man)but don't let that be the end all when it comes to making important decisions. I have seen many of my homies walk through the door with a chick who looks, talks and acts like a pure swamp turkey. When questioned on their choice of women their response was "But I'm sayin, she phat as sh*t tho!"
I'm not going to put the entire blame on BET for this one, though. As a culture, we feed these images and notions to our kids. I have seen toddlers watch a woman walk past and stare at their asses, just like their fathers were doing. We have to watch what we feed our kids mentally. Not only in what w

Ass Clown Part 2biggkm18fn7: i know for a fact that you guys flagged my pics
shdwpendragon: no we didnt
shdwpendragon: and nice gute and paste job ass clown that info you sent me cam from sonnys blogs
shdwpendragon: from nove first
biggkm18fn7: actualy it was'nt cut and paste dude
biggkm18fn7: it came from the dude
biggkm18fn7: so if u wanna accuse me go ahead
biggkm18fn7: it just gives me more ammo
shdwpendragon: i asked him
biggkm18fn7: keep in mind..i am an MC. u might regret this
shdwpendragon: MC ??
biggkm18fn7: i can dig up more dirt on ya'll and make it 20 times worse.
biggkm18fn7: and throw it into a song
biggkm18fn7: and let it all sink
biggkm18fn7: theres a reason i am known as the master of reality
shdwpendragon: dude i am have nothing to hide your the one tosesing up youinn ganges threating my life slandering a lady name
biggkm18fn7: i didn't slander no names
biggkm18fn7: i just brought a rumer to the public
biggkm18fn7: something not many have the balls to state

Ass Contest 2First off I want to thank everyone who voted!!
You guys are the best!!
If you need me to vote for ya, I'm there.
Ill rate ya photos just post here if you voted/comented.
& fan ya!
I am dropping out though due to DRAMA!!
HUGE FUCKING BUS LOADS OF IT.
All because I might win?!
hahaha GROW UP TEXAS!
WOW!
This was my first contest,
Its supposed to be fun & this definetly was rediculous!
Funny thing is.. I didn't vote for myself at all.
She did , TONS I hear
LMAO
Crazy Bitches I tell ya

Ass Cream Needed!Grrrrr....So I'm at a good party in a lounge (where the only thing hotter than the women are the beats!) and my PC starts to act up. The music becomes choppy and there are serious lags when all of a sudden I get booted....not just from the site but my whole PC shuts down. Upon rebooting, I can no longer access the fubar site to get back to the party so now I'm annoyed. I'm still rubbing my ass from such a hard boot so does anyone have any soothing ass cream I can use!?!
I hope you enjoyed your party AshWee and to who ever else that may read this that was in there....I wasn't being rude...I was being butt slammed by technology!
Stay well, One love and God bless!

Ass Contest???? Mhmmmmim in here when finished sb me and ill add ya to my private folders.You must enter the lounge for the vote to count.
Click This Picture to Vote on the Hottest Ass!
Please dont get mad if i have o take you off the family list. Im having to take people off to fit new voters on. =/ i can only have 25 family so please dont get mad.
you can vote every 24 hours. and it gets you into my family to see my folders.
so whats stopping you?
dont forget to subscribe while you are here.
OVER THURSDAY AUG 28th @ 1am

Ass Clowns And DownratersCONGRATULATIONS... THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF ASSCLOWNS THAT THINK IT'S CUTE TO RATE PEOPLE 1'S JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT!! YOU DON'T NEED TO RATE THIS BLOG AS IT IS NSFW THEREFORE NO POINTS ARE AWARDED... JUST MAKE SURE IF THESE PEOPLE VISIT YOUR PAGE HANDING OUT UNWARRANTED 1'S OR UNDESERVING BULLSHIT YOU RETURN THE FAVOR!
RATED ME A 1 JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT...
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RATED ME A 7... AND THEN DIDNT RESPOND WHEN ASKED WHY...
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RATED ME A 7... AND THEN DIDNT RESPOND WHEN ASKED WHY...
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RATED MY AWESOME HALLOWEEN COSTUME PIC A 1...
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AssclownsCopied from lol I had to repost this here because well some of us ladies need to read this lol!!!!!!
http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/
When he tells you that he wants to break up versus when he treats you badly till YOU break up!
cracks in the groundWhilst putting together chapters for my soon to be released book How to Lose An Assclown…in 90 Days and discussing the pain of breaking up, but us not wanting to let go and obsessing about it, I noted that two situations are prevalent when it comes to break ups that we can’t move on from:
He tells you up straight up that it’s not working and he doesn’t want the relationship to continue.
He has failed to see the value of you or the potential in the relationship so he doesn’t want to try and he doesn’t see a reason to try and work things out. You tend to be caught off guard and want to ‘work’ at it.
He behaves like a complete sh*t but doesn’t opt out of the relationship properly.
You’re still in the relationship trying t

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Ass Cleaning TipsAss cleaning tips I have mastered the art of cleaning my stool hall and I want to share it with you losers who simply lather your wash cloth with some soap and do a quick reach around..THAT WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!! You need to spend at least 5 minutes in that area to have maximun cleanage. How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking/slobbering some girls/guys junk you get a nice whiff of some anal grease and dingle berries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom? You think it's clean but it is NOT!!! Here are some tips: Tip 1: After dropping the fecal children off at the pool, you can either use some baby wipes (my personal favorite) or you can use a technique I learned from an ex-girlfriend of mine, you wet the toilet paper and proceed to wipe front-to-back, NOT back-to-front. You risk sliding some of the grease beneath your ball sack which creates another problem. This only applies to those who do not get what is calle

Ass Chests And BiatchesI have noticed many women on this site who appear to have buttocks placed on their chests instead of breasts, now don't get me wrong big breasts are fine, but in proportion. Second I have noticed male and female users of this site who enjoy just flagging questionable things NSFW or offensive!

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Assemble The MassesRemember that everyone has problems. Sometimes, it might seem like it couldn't be any worse. And for you, it might be the worst feeling. But if you step back, you have to realize there is hope in everything.
"Assemble The Masses"
From the darkness, rises a shining light.
And in this light, hope.
Hope for a new day, a different future.
Yesterday is gone, don't harbor on it too long.
Live for today, keep an eye to the future.
But never forget the journey.
It is in this journey that we find strength to move forward.
If today is too difficult, take a breathe and start anew.
Often, a different pair of eyes will aid in the quest.
Never forget the journey.
I repeat this because too often, we search for the end, not the means. But what many learn too late is that once they reach that end, they are not any happier, nor have they gained anything they sought. They merely shift to another end, discarding the process that got them there. Live for the day, enjoy the moment, and

Asses!Women's Ass Size Study
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking:
1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway
haha

Assemblage 23...I am lost
The footprints that I left have disappeared
For now I am driving blind
Accelerate
Without a destination to welcome me
This road is just an endless loop
CHORUS
Every time I close my eyes
The noise inside me amplifies
I can't escape
I relive every moment of the day
Every misstep I have made
Finds a way it can invade
My every thought
And this is why I find myself awake
Directionless
The letters on the signs have long since faded
The sky conspires to swallow me
Paid the price
For burning all the maps to warm myself
I threw their ashes to the wind
(CH)
Walk away
Time to leave the realm of the familiar
To find a place where sleep can come
Hesitate
For one last time I shout into the sky
To wake the ones I'll leave behind
Hours
Sprial and coil into black
Some remebered, some forever gone
Tragic
We never get them all back
The relentless march of time must still go on
The tide is turning
Horizons burning
Your days are

AssesI recieved an email from an ass today, asking me to justify myself to him. And I wondered who told him that he was worth me having to justify myself to him.
This is not the only site I'm on. In my profile it says respected and cared about, both true and I never had to ask for either. Nor have I ever, or will, explain myself to anyone.
Don't like me? Fine.
Ignore me, I'm going to ignore you.
The only person I have to explain anything to looks at me in the mirror each morning, or wakes up beside me. Everyone else can F off.
No matter how much you beat your chest, your meat or whatever it is tht you beat, I will not be impressed or climb back down the ladder of evolution to pat you on the back and tell you what a big boy you are.
So go back to the bamboo gymnasium and tie something up, preferably your tongue and leave the rest of the civilized world alone.
And, since you do not deserve to be answered directly, I hope you read this.
SSC- The way to be!! Add non-judgemental to that

AssesOkay So Im totally not understanding something. Why do people think as soon as they get fucking any friends on myspace or shit like that it means they are the shit. NEWSFLASH no it means fuck all in 3 years when myspace and shit is stupid no one will remember what you look like or who you are so dont be a fucking jerk to your real friends, You know who this is to

Assembling An Herbal First Aid KitI've always been fascinated by first aid kits. As a child I loved going to sporting goods stores where I would run to the camping department and would (clandestinely) open the first aid kits. I was always amazed at what was inside, and what wasn't inside. Always, the kits had Band-Aids, surgical tape, bandages, and an ointment. Some kits had a razor blade and suction cup for snake bite (I never met anyone who had used this). Some kits had aspirin. First aid seemed to mean cuts and scrapes and possible snake bite.
I'm still fascinated by first aid kits, but have changed my question from "what's inside?" to "what do I need to be prepared?"
Things I needed to be prepared for have included:
- Cuts and scrapes
- Burns
- Bug bites
- Contact rashes
- Upset stomach
- Diarrhea
- Muscle aches
- Bleeding and Bruises
- Poison Ivy and Poison Oak rash
- Sore throat, colds, upper respiratory problems
- (So far, no snake bites)
A great

Assembly Call To Sack Met ChiefAssembly call to sack Met chief
Members of the London Assembly have passed a vote of no confidence in Sir Ian Blair, the Met Police Commissioner.
Conservatives and Liberal Democrats on the assembly united to ensure the motion was passed by 15 votes to eight.
Addressing members before the vote, Sir Ian Blair repeated his apology for the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes but insisted he will not resign.
He said his force would not appeal against a jury's ruling that the Met breached health and safety laws.
In 2005, Mr de Menezes was shot dead by firearms officers on the London Underground after he was mistaken for a suicide bomber.
Al-Qaeda must be laughing at us while we busy ourselves pillorying the police who keep us safe
Ken Livingstone
Mayor of London
The motion, which called on the Metropolitan Police Authority to sack Sir Ian, was passed after the commissioner was questioned for two hours.
Conservative group leader Richard Barnes said the d

Assemblage 23 - Let Me Be Your ArmorLet me take the fall
Let me take the blame
Let me carry you from hell
To home again.
Let me walk for you
When your legs are weak
Let me find the words for you
When you can't speak
CHORUS:
Let me be your armor
Let me be your shield
Let me take away the pain you feel (your armor)
Let me be the light
That guides your way through darkest night
Let me be your armor.
Let me take the blows
That were meant for you
Let me help you the trials
You're going through
Let me keep you safe
From the world outside
Let me wipe away the tears
That fill your eyes
(CHORUS)
Let me keep you from
Experience you need
Let me bind you with my selfishness
And greed
Let me stifle you
Let me have control
Let me smother
Every aspect of your soul
(CHORUS)

As Seen On The HighwayDefault Bumper snickers!
AT LEAST IN VIETNAM,
BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED,
YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH,
A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
POVERTY, HEALTHCARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
OF COURSE IT HURTS.
YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
BUSH LIED,
AND YOU KNOW IT
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM:
A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
GOD BLESS EVERYONE
(No Exceptions)
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
PRO AMERICA,
ANTI BUSH
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR,
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN
THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST - THAT IS A LIBERAL
MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY.
LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
IS IT 2008 YET?
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM
-- Thomas Jefferson
DON'T BLAME ME.

AssesThis person rates you a ten then tries to add you and most of you all know I just don't add people....people that want to be around on my friends list ...I rate...rate fairly and keep rating them but this juvenile 25 yo non-respectful type of just not people in general but this Vet ... needs to be rated differerantly... I always do my best and I asked her earlier if she would rate anymore and this is what I received...
michele ¢¾: I take back my 10 then biatch hahahahahaha
michele ¢¾: what
http://fubar.com/user/1989623
Then again from another 2 accounts:
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1 min ago
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1 min ago
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1 min ago
¡¤ Vanessa just checked you out!
1 min ago
¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '4'!
5 mins ago
¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '1'!
5 mins ago
¡¤ sneaky rated your photo a '4'!
5 mins ago
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¡¤ sneaky rated your phot

AssesI love my supervisor at work, he is an awesome middleaged Guatemalan guy who always gets me outta trouble at his own expense, tells me what a great job I do, and lets me do whatever I want. But...
He just can't seem to lay of my ass. He constantly tells me what a great walk I have, that I should turn around, and that he has a crush on me (semi-jokingly, it creeps me out). He just blatantly says all this shit, altho I tell him to stop it. Its not like I feel harassed or anything, I am thicker than that, but it gets REALLY annoying. Like, WTF??
Today I told him I need personal space, and that he is a pervert and I'm gonna ignore his comments.

As Seen Through Dale Jr.'s EyesFirst published in a column Oct. 18, 2000 by Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I know a man who's hands are so callused that gloves aren't necessary.
Once while cutting down a tree, he cut the back of his hand down to the bone with a chainsaw. He didn't even stop to look until the job was done.
I've seen him get thrown from a tractor, the tractor as big as a small home, was flipped by the trunk of a stubborn oak tree. His first thought was not fear, but how quickly he could the tractor back on it's tracks to complete the task.
He has suffered broken bones and never had one complaint, not to anyone, not even to himself. This man could lead the world's finest army. He has wisdom that knows no bounds. No fire could burn his character, no stone could break it. He maintains a private existence. One that shelters his most coveted thoughts from the world.
His upbringing was no controlled creation. His hard working family was like many of that era. He gained his knowledge in hard dirt and second hand to

Assesfor some reason, asses gross me out. I dont see how butts can be hot, since they are filled with poop. ewww

Asses And CamelsASSES AND CAMELSOver five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick upyour shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to thepromised land".Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on yourasses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price ofcamels, and mortgaged the promised land.God help us.

AssesIt does'nt surprise me that pervs hit peoples sb's, hell i cant be one, but not even level 1 pounce on my girlfriends profile. hit on her, get blown out big style with your requests to see her naked pics she doesnt have, then you get all pissy and have a hissy fit because she won't do shit for you? then send me
footfetish...: well good luck with ur plastic so called wife shes fake and stuck up and no different then any other chicken head on this lame site ur getting the big block to bye loser
I will think that you will find shes like any normale female that doesnt sell herself out like a cheap whore on here like certain ppl do with their '25 bling pack gets you family access'. so footfetish WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! not porn site, put tiny wieny dick away and go to cam4.com if you want to go see women on cam.
http://fubar.com/926745 this goes to anyone else too. we stick to gether as friendsso just be careful who's profile you asking for shit in

Ass FuckinI bend over and look at my feet
Take my hands and spread those cheeks
Get ready for your dick to begin
Uh O it's starting to bend
Got to get that ass lubed up
So it'll be ready for a real good fuck
Spit on my finger stick it in my ass
It's all ready and lubed at last
Oh fuck this shits all tight
You had to push with all your might
I'm trying not to cry
A good ass fuckin won't make me die
I just relax and enjoy
I don't worry for you will be a good boy
You won't neglect my little twat
I hear you cum ready or not
Shoving your cock right in my cunt
I lie on the bed so you can hit it from the front
You can see the pleasure in my face
I'm even trying to meet your pace
Ready? You're gonna blow your load
I say I'm ready
Let's do it again two-fold

Ass Face!So. It's late. And I'm retarded. And fubar.com let me know what was up. For whatever reason I tried to add myself to my own family and got this error message:
ERROR: you can't add yourself as a family member, ass face!
I almost peed myself laughing...though, that could also be because it's 3:34am and I've been up practically 24 hours working on this stupid essay about a stupid book written by a stupid author. What pains me is I LOVED LOVED LOVED the book before I was asked to interperate the damn thing to hell. Stupid assignments.
Sad news! My VIP that fubar member Ripped Flesh (http://www.fubar.com/user/307969) bought me a month ago (thanks again for that!!) is up. Sooo. I am no longer this amazing girl with a p!nk name, I'm an amazing girl with a regular colored name ;). If someone loves me enough to buy me a new one feel free...though in the end I just end up being annoying and feeling bad for your kindless and thanking you about a bajillion times. Just ask RF. He'll concur

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Ass Gorilla!a poem by cake:
bitchsnack pattycrack.
suckin' on a buttpop.
nutsacks piddlepacks.
pissin' in a slingshot.
thrilla! thrilla!
ass gorilla!
eat a batch of gnarnar shrimp!
get down tonight! get down tonight!

Ass GasketOverheard recently in the bathroom at Fubar--
Make sure you use an Ass Gasket--things get really wild around here.
I just love new information.

Assholes NowadaysRobert: (from MySpace)
I'm not in your top 8 either now am I? I like to keep people in that list that actually like me and occasionally contact me. You only contact me when you are mad. Also some of those folks make a point of calling or getting together. You moved from cross country and made it very clear you didn't want to have a thing to do with me. It lets me know how important I ever really was to you. Sure you'll move cross country with some guy you never actually met before but you don't want anything to do with me after knowing me for almost ten years.
I have ALWAYS been the one that tracks you down and tries to fix things and you've always been the one that acts all put out about things and will blame whatever problem you have on others.
So have fun going back to small town USA and spending your life sitting on a computer and never actually doing anything. I wanted to help, I tried to help and you have once again treated me like shit.
Have fun chatting with "vampyres"

AssholesI have a new pet peeve. Thank Broken Alice here on LC for this one.
What the fuck is the point of having a public profile on a service like this, just to post on your profile that you don't accept friends requests without a message first? Okay, maybe your popularity is so great that you need to weed out people (doubt it) but this site is BASED on interacting with other people.... fuckwit. Now, I sent this woman a message, she seemed interesting. She replies that I am 'pretty stupid' for doing so. Now, last time I looked up the definition of stupid, it seemed that being on a public social network website and talking shit about people for trying to be fucking social with you IS stupid.
SO: here is my remedy for people like her.
1.) go outside
2.) Close your eyes (Or don't see if I give a fuck)
3.) Step into traffic
Assholes.....

Assholes ~!some people think they know all, how can that be
true when the truth is right in front of us

Ass HoleThe following is a message that this guy sent me after he gave a bunch of ones.
Billy the kid@ LostCherry
from: Billy the kid
date: 2006-10-16 14:22:56
subject: ass hole
read receipt: Yes
replied: No block user
"You are a freak! Get the hell out of the USA. This country does not need freak like you!! "
Well apparantly, this intolerant jerk had been talking very dirty to my lovely girlfriend Ezra. I will not repeat everything that was said, but some of it involved a "DOG AND A VIBRATOR".
Now, from the content that he was saying. It sounds like he is the freak and is jealous that I have someone that he can never have. When I tried to message him he had already put me on ignore. Of course he called me a freak yet he had to look at ALL of my photos in order to downrate them, so he is also a closet homo and is into amimal play, (see conversation with Ezra above).
Anyway that is my rant about him. If he does not like me he needs to stay the hell

100% A-s-s-h-o-l-e.....1. Argue with everybody.
2. Touch the paintings at the museum.
3. Get hysterical.
4. Threaten law suits.
5. Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6. If you got it, flaunt it.
7. Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.
8. Gamble with the rent money.
9. Record over a borrowed vcr tape
10. Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11. Don't get caught.
12. Stay directly in front or behine fire trucks and ambulances.
13. When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
14. Don't make up your mind.
15. Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
16. Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
17. Talk with your mouth full.
18. Accuse, confuse and refuse.
19. Comment on the weight gain of others.
20. Adjust your nuts (boob) whenever you want.
21. Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
22. Answer a question with a question.
23. See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.

Ass HolesI really hate guys who just message me saying "Hey, let's get a hotel room and have sex" or some bullshit like that. Fuck you! I'm not going to have sex with some stranger who sends me a message online. Some people are so fucking stupid!

Asshole FriendsASSHOLE FRIENDS
Current mood: aggravated
This is for the people who do not like what i post on my blogs FUCK YOU AND STOP READING THEM!!!
AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DELETE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST BECAUSE IF YOU WHERE A FRIEND YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND AND NOT BE AN ASS!!!!
Currently listening :
I'll Shut up When You Fuck Off
By The Almighty Trigger Happy
Release date: By 22 August, 2000

Assholes Rule!Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give
all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs ,
"because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum ,
"Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was

AssholeWritten in 1997 (long time ago)
I hate you so much,
for what you did to us.
you'll never know how much it hurts me.
You might as well just leave us be.
I'll always hate you for what you've done,
To me and your son.

AssholeAsshole to the core
you treat me like I am your hoar
you show me no respect
I hate the way you ignore me
unless YOU decide you want me
can't show any kind of emotions
no even to friendship, NOTHING
I hate the way you are
I hate the way you make me feel
why can't you show, SOMETHING
especially when others are around
I like you but you HURT me so
with every word your mouth spews
So shut your mouth
Cause I don't need your shit
I don't have to take it
I have til now choose to for YOU
So stop hurting me, stop ignoring me
start showing me what you mean when you SAY you care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kisses mel

Assholes.......keep marking my primary pics NSFW. If I find out it's one of my 'friends' I'm gonna be really pissed.
Leave me the fuck alone, there's no nudity. If I pissed you off, tell me about it, block me whatever. This is pretty goddamn petty.

AssholesWhy are people such assholes? Why is it so hard for people to just be fucking nice? ERRR! Didnt we all learn at age 5 from the movie Bambi at least, if you can say anything nice- DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

Asshole Of The Year AwardYep...Me...I own that....and it's only February....
So, tonight while @ the bar...I go outside to smoke a cigarette....While I'm out there, there are two other girls out there too. One is on the phone talking & the other is stumbling her way back into the bar...tripping over her feet & feeling around for the door...
I, being the asshole that I am, say: She's had some drinks...
Within one minute, the girl who was talking on the phone approaches me and says: Ummm....that's my sister...she's not wasted; she's going blind.
I was stupefied & like OMG...I'm so sorry. It was so bad.
Side Note: These two girls spoke with me for the rest of the night. The girl who is going blind...I don't know...I don't know if I believe it completely...she could see - she walked up to people, she called shots while people were playing pool & she was giving people high-fives.
So, am I really the asshole...or was I just tricked?
LoL
Absurd, it is...I know...

"asshole""ASSHOLE"
WHEN THE LORD MADE MAN,ALL THE PARTS OF THE BODY ARGUED,OVER
WHO WOULD BE BOSS
THE BRAIN EXPLAINED THAT SINCE HE CONTROLLED ALL THE PARTS
OF THE BODY,HE SHOULD BE BOSS.
THE LEGS ARGUED THAT SINCE THEY TOOK THE MAN WHEREVER HE
WANTED TO GO,THEY SHOULD BE BOSS
THE STOMACH COUNTERED WITH THE EXPLANATION THAT SINCE HE
DIGESTED ALL THE FOOD,HE SHOULD BE

Asshole That Just Don"t Know When To QuitYeah that’s right stupid people just can’t seem to get it right. Even when it’s spelled out & drawn up for them. So what happens when the new truck that we buy is getting delivered? The moron drives to fucking Memphis Tenn. Then all the way back here, over 200 hundred miles out of the way. After arriving 4 something hours late and cocking an attitude, he kicks my dads’ dog. Tatter is extremely old and crippled; he couldn’t hurt someone even if he wanted to. I hate people that hurt animals, their sick in the head to want to abuse something smaller then themselves. Hey if you got something to prove, take on someone bigger then you, that is something to be proud of. He left only for us to find out that he took the keys with him. Smart move there, nice way to get back at us animal lovers. Well much to his dismay he had to back track and return the keys. Stupid fuck
But it’s true our house is now a home. The addition is done except for the color I want it to be. It’s great! ! ! Lots

Ass Holeswhat the hell is it with guys that they feel like they can tell you they love you but then say that they love there exes and that they have to control erges when there around each other I mean thats all bull shit I mean you broke up for a reason get the fuck over it

AssholesWhy is it that some people have to be stupid, they have to rip others pics without permission, they have to rate people's pics a 1 and then block them?? I understand that is pretty bad, but then create another account to do the same thing??? I admit, I did so also in retaliation, rated his one pic a 1 and that was it, just to let him know that 2 can play at that game. Then he shouted me in the shoutbox that I'm a fuckin spic and some other shit and then grabbed MY pic and put it on his other account.
Here's his account:
Bitch Stomper@ CherryTAP
and here's the other account that he feels I'm special enough to steal my pic and put it up:
Spic Bitch who wants to be white@ CherryTAP
I dunno why he's so prejudice, and to me that doesn't matter. I am white btw, but it's all good because if I look spanish hell yeah!! What matters to me is that yet again, taking pics and posting them is NOT the cool thing to do, and just plain pisses me the fuck off... feel free to visit him

AssholesSo last night i went to the Sheraton Hotel and met Kristina for the first time in person. I fell in love with her instantly. We were drinking and having fun. And i gave her friends Mary & Colleen advice on how to deal with the men in their lives who were being assholes to them. A little later in the night, i kissed Colleen, Kristina's best friend. Kristina hates me now. And i dont blame her. I do too. I fell in love and ruined it all in the same night. I wanted to show Kristina that i was good enough to have a chance to be her boyfriend. Instead i proved that i am a complete asshole. I dont even know what to do. I cant stop crying. I want to burn. I want to make things better with Kristina. I want to take back the kiss. I cant do any of that. All i can do is be sorry for it and hate myself for it. At least im doing that right.
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Asshole ManagersI'm so sick and tired of working for asshole managers that think that just because they are in a higher position than you are that they can treat you like less of a person! I work my ass off but the bitch always has something to say that's negative. I wish for one day I can just kick the shit out of her without getting fired! I hate that fucking big headed bitch and can't wait till my assignment is over to move onto another office!!!
If your tired of the same shit hit me up and tell your story!

AssholesSorry, I'm sick of the assholes on this site. If you weren't an asshole to me, then sorry I'm not talking about you.
If you want to stay in contact with me, e-mail me at
TwistedTearz421@hotmail.com
if not, it was nice knowing you.

Assholesalmost every 1 is a fuckin asshole 2 me and i am tired of it i am about 2 just say fuck everything and not get on the comp again and then no 1 will have 2 worry about me any more idk y ppl have 2 be that way but i am tired of it

Asshole.....when i first read thiS i was seriouslY LMMFAO!
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .
When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was p

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Asshole Steals Toilet PaperI wonder if it was Rosepetal or Timbercut. . .
Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper
By Associated Press
Posted June 12 2007,
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa -- Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.
"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face."
Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said.
Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said.
Butts insisted it was the first time she'd pilfered toilet paper, but she declined to answer further questions on her attorney's advice.
The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemea

Asshole Men And Their Trophies!OK LADIES, THOSE OF YOU HOW HAVE ALITTLE EXTRA PADDING OUT THERE, THIS IS FOR YOU....
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF MEN PASSING ME BY BECAUSE I DON'T SWEEP THE CARPETS IN A BIKINI, OR THE NUDE. I'M TIRED OF READING PROFILES ON THE PERSONALS THAT STATE, "ONLY LOOKING FOR THE SLIM!" I PERSONALLY HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT MEN IN GENERAL ARE SHALLOW AND ONLY WANT A TROPHY WOMAN. THE JOKE WILL BE ON THEM WHEN THAT TROPHY STARTS TO WITHER WITH TIME, BOOBS DRAG THE FLOOR AND THE PEROXIDE EVENTUALLY TURNS THEIR HAIR GREEN. ARE THERE ANY MEN OUT THERE THAT WANT A WOMAN WITH HEART AND LOVE TO GIVE, EVEN IF SHE HAS ALITTLE EXTRA PADDING. WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO ATTRACT A MAN OF DECENCY. WHERE ARE THE MEN WHO WANT A HOME, A WIFE WHO ADORES THEM, KIDS PLAYING IN THE BACKYARD, A MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE IN THE DRIVEWAY NEXT TO THE SUV? WHERE THE MEN WHO CAN LOOK AT A WOMAN AND SEE MORE THAN A BODY? WHERE ARE THE HANDSOME, AVAILABLE, GENEROUS, KIND, GENTLE, AFFECTION-GIVING/RE

An Asshole At Fubar.com!ANOTHER AZSHOLE IN TOWN PEOPLE...
CHECK HIM OUT HE LOW RATED MY PROFILE TWICE BY THE TIME I BLOCKED HIM...
READ HIS NAME CAREFULLY
HAVE A GREAT EVENING
HUGS AND KISSES
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AssholesI'm so sick of people always assuming the worst about me. " oh shes just a pretty face shes nothing but a bitch" You know something if you ever got the chance to know me, you would realize I'm one of the nicest people in the world. I care way to much and probably thats why i get hurt alot. I am SO sick of guys thinking all im good for is some ass. When guess what guys & girls I'm 23 years old and I've only been with 1 guy Oh yeah What didnt think a pretty girl like myself wasnt a fucking whore? Yeah see you dnt know much so shut the fuck up!
And another thing, you fucking racist fucks. DONT ever comment me message me or anything and call me a N***** Lover! Yeah I dated balck guys so? They probably treated me better then any white guy ive been with so you can take your words and shove them so far up your ass! I'm sick of people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asshat?????????? Wtfok in a mumm i posted today some guy called me an asshat.
any one care to tell me what that means

Assholes On FubarWHAT THE FUCK!WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?DO I HAVE PLEASE COME FUCK WITH ME AND PUSH ALL YOUR PSYCOTIC SHIT INTO MY LIFE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD OR SOMETHING?I AM SO SICK OF EVERYBODY DUMPING THEIR FUCKED UP SHIT ON ME.HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS,FIGHTING ONLINE IS LIKE BEING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS,YOU MAY WIN,BUT YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING RETARD.I AM NOT DRAMA QUEEN,NOR DO I WANT DRAMA IN MY LIFE.I DON'T SLEEP AROUND,I DON'T DO THE BAR THING,I DON'T MEET STRANGE MEN OFF THE INTERENT,I DON'T DO THE FUCK BUDDY THING,I DON'T DO DRUGS,I DON'T DATE PEOPLE OR BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE THAT DO DRUGS AND THAT INCLUDES BEING ADDICTED TO PAINKILLERS OR DRINK THEMSELVES RETARDED ALL THE TIME,I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BABYSITTER, AND I DON'T FUCK DIRTY SICK PERVERTED 50 YR OLDS.WHAT I DO IN MY LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS,UNLESS I MAKE IT YOUR BUSINESS!SO KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF LOSERS,AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TOO!

Assholes That Tailgate!I used to live in the most rude, obnoxious state in the country. New Jersey. The state itself is real cool but the assholes that tailgate deserve to have the front end of their cars ripped off and shoved down their fucking throats! Now I live in Texas. Must be a nationwide thing cause there are assholes here too! It was dark this morning when I began my 30 mile trek to work on Texas 205. This is from my town to Lavon, Texas.
You ride thru Rockwall, which is torn up due to construction. I get some asshole behind me doing 70 up my ass, and with his hi-beams on. I slowed down to 25 and the speed limit is 35 in construction. I have a deep respect for Texas Law dudes and dudettes. This jerk is gunning his engine and flashing his lights. Guess he was in trouble for visiting his girlfriend and trying to get home before his wife catches him. A State Trooper nailed his ass! They ROCK! I laughed all the way to work.
Don't let the tailgater get your goat! Fight back! Piss them off more by

Asshole!!!!isnt life wonderful!!! read from bottom up.
enjoy...............
Canadian S...: probably so but I aint a fat woman like you sorry to say
->BROKEN&hea...: to me ur not even human
Canadian S...: I am athiest I dont believe in Heaven or Hell
Canadian S...: nd thats the bst thing Ive heard you say
->BROKEN&hea...: go to hell
Canadian S...: thats a bonus
->BROKEN&hea...: hun i wouldnt give u the time of day
Canadian S...: they wanna lay on there backs and make me do all the work
Canadian S...: you would want me to fuck you but sorry I dont do large women thay dont have stamina
->BROKEN&hea...: fuck u
Canadian S...: Fat KILLS
Canadian S...: Block me I dont mind ubby and go have a snake you typed alot and you make losing the few pounds sweating typing to me
->BROKEN&hea...: yea ok im fat so what
Canadian S...: but you know I am right what I say
->BROKEN&hea...: fuck off asshole
Canadian S...: I know Ive been told that so much today
->BROKEN&hea.

AssholesI totally lost it today...we are talking total mental breakdown....some people that I have known for many years have been steadely getting more and more controlling over each and every aspect of my life. I lost my parents at a young age and about 6 years ago I met these ppl that desided to adopt me so to speak. Five years a go we had a HUGE falling out and I chose to cut the ties, well about 4 months ago they came back into my life and were really showing an interest in my children and me. About a month ago the female in the mix started getting VERY controlling, she had my kids calling her Grandma and this was ok as my children suffer a lack of grandparents. I have 7 year old twin girls and Linda (said female) desided to take ONE of them to church ( they are catholic) and not the other twin telling her that she was not serious about God! I was raised in a southern baptist church and have serious doubts and problems with the catholic religion to start with however this is what Sierra wa

Asshat #1I'm not adding the guys link here.. cause I don't want yall to go show the guy hate.. but be warned of the things that he does.. I was being polite if you couldn't tell.. and I get called a slut for it.. go figure.. so ladies watch out for this guy

Assholehttp://www.fubar.com/user/1167080
105fever
this newbie asshole rated me a 1 n he was nasty to me, cuz i told him he only rates people a 1 cuz he cant get a girl or a pic of himself so needless to say i blocked him so if someone has sum free time n can fuck with him/her i'd apperciate much love to all of u
been havin a realy bad week so havent been on to much n im pretty much down in the dumps/.

Assholesdont play with me im not a fucking doll!STOP FUCKING USING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asshole Stole My Tongue Pic"EXECUTIONER" Founder and Owner/@ Bikers Clubhouse Bar And Grill /The only bikers clubhouse@ fubar
This piece of crap is using my pic id appreciate it if you would let him know that he cant fake to be the owner of my tongue

An Asshole Pissed Me Off This Weekendi got on my bike and took my girl friend with me to a bar where the rest of my club was at that night.we sat next to each other all night at the same table that my brothers were at and was haveing a good time.every one in the bar knew she was with me.this guy comes to the table and wanted to dance with my woman and so he did.n/p at first.we were next to the dance floor anyway so i could see it all.it started out ok at first.next thing i know hes asking agen and agen.
now for some reason he starts trying to hold her in his armes and i see her nicely push him back away from her.guess this wasent enuff cause next he starts to grab her ass.she pushed him back over and over agen during the night.so finely i had enuff i went to his friend and simply said to him please ask your friend to back off some.
well next thing i know this guy and the other one is at my table threatening me gona kick my ass out side.well i walked up to the biggest biker who was with us and quietly told him what had