I'll play the Medic if he's still available. May I name him BlueCross Bill?

Have him take the Deerstalker Hat of Awesome off the dis-animated skelly. Now suitably sophisticated he will find something female to play doctors and nurses with. If anyone is stupid enough to get in his way he will medicate them to death by prescription. Roll a D6 die.

1: Death by exploratory rectal examination: Nurse Ballbreaker! I think you get the idea 2-3: Death by Viagra - Subjects entire body becomes super hard ignoring all damage this turn and terrifying all females, however at the end of the turn the subject explodes! 3" radius 1D6 sploodge-damage 4-5: BlueCross Bill's bill: A clerical error means you owe BlueCross Bill $1 Million Gazzilion Brazilian dollars! Spend the turn filling out forms for the $20 US owed or lose a random limb. 6: Cured!: Instead of killing you the Doctor has prescribed just the ticket. You heal one HP or regain an appendage, if you did not require a HP or appendage then you gain an extra one.

Warhead wrote:I'll play the Medic if he's still available. May I name him BlueCross Bill?

Have him take the Deerstalker Hat of Awesome off the dis-animated skelly. Now suitably sophisticated he will find something female to play doctors and nurses with. If anyone is stupid enough to get in his way he will medicate them to death by prescription. Roll a D6 die.

1: Death by exploratory rectal examination: Nurse Ballbreaker! I think you get the idea 2-3: Death by Viagra - Subjects entire body becomes super hard ignoring all damage this turn and terrifying all females, however at the end of the turn the subject explodes! 3" radius 1D6 sploodge-damage 4-5: BlueCross Bill's bill: A clerical error means you owe BlueCross Bill $1 Million Gazzilion Brazilian dollars! Spend the turn filling out forms for the $20 US owed or lose a random limb. 6: Cured!: Instead of killing you the Doctor has prescribed just the ticket. You heal one HP or regain an appendage, if you did not require a HP or appendage then you gain an extra one.