Photo day, an annual rite of spring training, routinely provides the interwebs with sometimes humorous, sometimes odd but always entertaining fodder. Thanks to Houston Astros bullpen coach Craig Bjornson, we now have a new category: Downright creepy. That’s a heckuva set of pearly whites right there.

But to be fair, there is a humorous component to Bjornson’s official team photo. But one really has to look for it.