User:Frinko/Crazy Hand

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Crazy Hand is the brother of the Self proclaimed god of all awsominity, Master Hand. He was going to appear in Mario Hoops 3-on-3, but he was to crazy to be in it.

Crazy Hand, is, obviously, a giant crazy glove with mental problems and a whole load of Bombs. He knows no fear, infact he knows nothing....at all. His Brother put him in a Box and mailed him to hell but his Crazy Powers landed him in SPAAAAAACCCEEEE where he got hit with OMGWTF!? Rays giving him his Crazy Powers

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Crazy Hand is one of two children. His mother was killed giving birth to Master Hand,who also killed his father when he cut off his allowance. Crazy hand then went über insane and was thrown in jail by the coppers. Thusly making him belive people were Chocolate Rabbits and began to eat the entire state of New Jersey. He also found Jesus and Budda in the very cell he was in.

His brother, Master Hand currently rules the multiverse and has freed Crazy Hand to gain more publicity. Crazy hand has special connections with Bowser for an unmentionable task, he can summon Bob-bombs from bowser's castle and throw them at the ground. This seems useless, but for anyone stupid enough to stand under him while he does this move, it is annoying.

He has an imaginary dog called Waffo Taco probably named that from his two favorite foods Waffles and Tacos.....and Cheerios.

Crazy Hands greatest rival, is and always will be, a Monkey.
the Blaspemous ape stole his Muffin one day at the Zoo, reducing him to A Sniveling Baby, until his big brother, Master Hand slapped the monkey, directly into Chuck NorrisPenis, sending half othe the planet into itslef, effectivly deviding it by zero.

The Monkey, killed on impact, now serves as Crazy Hands greatest snack, filled with Creamy maggots, and crispy Worms.

Another enemy of him is his reflection, that stalks him and taunts him and his "Smartnessicity"