If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.

Sgt Otter:homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

She's basically an escort at this point. Foreign billionaires pay her to show up at parties.

I"m guessing that well will dry up once word gets around she doesn't do full service.

Pff. Women who will sleep with you for money are a dime a dozen if you have money. Being able to say that Lindsay Lohan showed up at your soiree, drank herself stupid, snorted coke off of a 12th-century vase, threw up on some famous person's dog, trashed the poolhouse bathroom, and finally passed out in a pile of her own shiat... well that's the kind of story you have to pay a little extra for.