Indian Wells, CA, March 19: One of these things is not like the other, and we're all thinking it, so let's just accept that we're 12 and that we're thinking it. It's okay! It's Saturday, and Saturday is for happy, silly thoughts...and fantasies, if that's your thing. Hahahaha, thing. (Okay, done.)

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Oh, and this is at the BNP Paribas Open, during his match against Juan Martin del Potro. Rafael won and is headed to the final tomorrow, where he'll play either Roger Federer — again, christ — or Novak Djokovic.