So I'm applying for my mortgage and I need my last three months of bank statements. Now, I keep everything online and shred all of my paper records. I figure, if I really need any information, I can logon to get it or request it over the phone. So, I call up TD Waterhouse, where I have a checking account, and ask for copies of my last three bank statements. No problem, except for the fact that they were going to charge me $10 a statement! What a ripoff!!

Well, goes to show them... I'm emptying that account when I put down my down payment. Haven't they noticed they haven't been getting my direct deposit anymore? Did they think I lost my job? Sorry TD Waterhouse, I'm blowing this popsicle stand.