Mirza Begic making Chuck Norris look like a minority

Not that long ago, not even a month has passed since Mirza Begic decided to play hide and seek with the mighty dictator owner of his club then, Vladimir Romanov. The challenge was greeted as a heroic one and the whole European basketball community on twitter exploded with Begic-related tweets, emphasizing the greatness and heroism of the player’s selflessness. Enough, talking, let’s get to the funny stuff! Enjoy!

@Arkanoid13: In summer of 2009 Begic refused to play for Slovenia NT because he wanted to play for Bosnia NT. That decision set the wheels in motion.

To re-create Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia to facilitate Begic to a NT. He will be named life-long captain of the team.

Just talked with Begic agents. He is temporarily giving up basketball to break Wilt Chamberlain’s record. Not to score 100+ points in an NBA game. To sleep with over 20.000 women.

Euroleague store made a new game. It is named “Find Begic”. Mirza Begic is wanted by all basketball teams of the world, WEST OF BOSPHORUS BRIDGE.Begic and Ataman together? It’s like mixing dynamite with nitroglycerin. Not recommended.

When Mirza Begic left Olimpija, Slovenian population’s average height was reduced by 10cm.

When Mirza Begic plays basketball, he can score 3 pointers from the free throw line, and he does it every time.

Mirza Begic is undergoing intensive training in New Zealand to replace Andy Whitfeld in Spartacus season 2.

Begic is the real Santa Claus. He is still handing out presents all over the world.

Interpol is considering creating a special service for disappeared basketball players. “Ambergic alert”

Begic hacked and created iPhone’s New Year’s alarm bug because he wanted to get some rest.

After Beijing Ducks signed Begic, 32 million Chinese will attend Eurobasket2013. A new 450K capacity arena will be built on Triglav.

4chan closed their website cause they’re too busy looking for Begic’ whereabouts…Mirza Begic is the real bedroom intruder/rapist. You don’t have to come and confess, we looking for you, we gonna find u http://me.lt/3Trkc

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Begic’s transfer to Real Madrid from Zalgiris was indeed much talked about. But it had been a step in the right direction for his individual playing career, especially if the team owner of Zalgiris continues to meddle with the team’s substitution patterns, along with other aspects of the game..

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