leaves unfurl

Just not by me. Behold, taken about 24 hours later, the same courtyard as yesterday's pic:

ALSO:

Dear she_universe,I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago, and I saw you knock out and pull the toupee off my best friend.I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt.I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.You should also know that I never liked eggplant-fetishism.Go burn,caitlin_chan

Dear (the person who last commented on your journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___, and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-your name-

2. Which is your birth month?January - That nightFebruary - Last yearMarch - When your dwarf bit meApril - When I tripped on sesame seedsMay - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on meJuly - When I threw upAugust - When I saw the shrunken headSeptember - When we skinny dippedOctober - When I quoted SantaNovember - When your dog ran amokDecember - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?Tacos - In your apartmentPizza - In your camping carPasta - Outside of ChicagoHamburgers - Under the busSalad - As you ate enchiladaChicken - In your closetKebab - With Paris HiltonFish - In women's clothingSandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduationLasagna - At the mental hospitalHot dog - Under a state of tranceOther - With George Bush and his wife

7. Your mood right now?Happy - How awful I've feltSad - How boring you areBored - That Santa doesn't existAngry - That your pimples are at the last stageDepressed - That we're cousinsExcited - That there is no solution to this.Nervous - The middle-eastWorried - That your Honda sucksApathetic - That I did a sex-changeAshamed - That I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly - That I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous - That I'm openOther - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

10. The last letter in your last name?A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an EskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world warOther - To hate the Boston Celtics

dlajflsd I LOVE YOU. AND I WILL JOIN THE MONASTERY TOO. IRONICALLY, I WILL BE IN CHICAGO NEXT YEAR WITH (HOPEFULLY) NO SHRUNKEN HEADS. BECAUSE THOSE ARE CREEPTASTIC.

Dear Caitlin.I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me as you ate enchilada, and I saw you sit at the crazy monk.I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand the middle-east.I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory.

You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.Go burn,-Ellie-

You may noticed for sock colour, I used two - I'm wearing odd socks. XDD I could have used the thing for WHITE socks as well, because each sock is two colours (one is white and pink and one is white and blue), but I figured that was just getting ridiculous. XD