the duke pornstar is hot but she is retarded. if she starts yapping about being a feminist she's getting the FF

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Nice, you must have jumped in the moment they twatzed it this time.

It can only be uphill after yesterday's travesty of a show. Never heard of Che, am only very vaguely aware of Dukewhore, and only recognize Mandy's name from Artie saying it a few times. (I am guessing she's been on before and performed exactly like all the other generic unfunny lazy comics.) Again, though, it's impossible for today not to be an improvement.

It can only be uphill after yesterday's travesty of a show. Never heard of Che, am only very vaguely aware of Dukewhore, and only recognize Mandy's name from Artie saying it a few times. (I am guessing she's been on before and performed exactly like all the other generic unfunny lazy comics.) Again, though, it's impossible for today not to be an improvement.

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she's the gossip columnist who doesn't shut the fuck up and whose face is fairly jacked up

michael che is a black comedian who was on n and a a few times. he wasn't bad

This again emphasizes to me the importance of the video. You recognize her because you paired her annoying face with her annoying voice with her unusual name. But she made no memorable impression on me via audio podcast. Of course, I also don't have a great memory either.

i disagree with you about the female comics being lazy, Peau. I think they just aren't funny.

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Why not both?

It's all the comics who come on who are too lazy to even make an effort. Yeah, the females might be worse, but they're not alone. There's a difference between having no humor at all and saving it all for your standup/TV/etc., acting like you're hanging out with people you don't have to impress. At least if they TRIED to be funny, and failed, we could respect them for it. (Hmm, but maybe not; compare and contrast Blobshitti.)

While I am a sucker for the "woman aren't funny" line of thinking, there are enough exceptions that I keep an open mind on it. Combine that with the fact that the overwhelming majority of MALE guests aren't funny either...

It's all the comics who come on who are too lazy to even make an effort. Yeah, the females might be worse, but they're not alone. There's a difference between having no humor at all and saving it all for your standup/TV/etc., acting like you're hanging out with people you don't have to impress. At least if they TRIED to be funny, and failed, we could respect them for it. (Hmm, but maybe not; compare and contrast Blobshitti.)

While I am a sucker for the "woman aren't funny" line of thinking, there are enough exceptions that I keep an open mind on it. Combine that with the fact that the overwhelming majority of MALE guests aren't funny either...

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I wasn't even trying to make the women aren't funny critique lol
To be fair to me, I do feel that way though

I just pointed out the women on the show b/c i thought that's who you had mentioned. There is more than enough unfunny to go around on that show

Evidence that Belle, whose real name is Miriam Weeks, carved the word 'FAT' on her left thigh after an ex-boyfriend ridiculed her weight

'I'm a slut who needs to be punished,' Belle says

She stays in a small apartment in a scruffy LA neighbourhood with other porn actresses

She has received death threats and people threaten to throw rubbish at her

She was raised as a devout Catholic and her parents Dr Kevin Weeks and his Indian wife, had no idea she was in porn but Belle insists they are 'absolutely supportive'

Duke University student Belle Knox, who shot to fame after it was disclosed that she is making porn films to pay her steep tuition fees, says she's aroused by pain.
And there's no greater proof of the self-inflicted kind than in MailOnlineâ€™s shocking exclusive photographs of Belle, whose real name is Miriam Weeks.
The modeling photos, taken shortly before she began her porn career, clearly show ugly cutting marks on the porn starâ€™s thighs.
Most worrisome is the word 'FAT', carved into her skin of her left thigh.
+16Rough cut: Belle insists that she hasn't cut herself in five years. Her scars may fade but will never go away.
+16Skin deep: The telltale marks on Belle's left thigh are typical of a cutter's scarring. What isn't typical is the word FAT, spelled out on the right side of her thigh
Oh yeah, she is a major league cutter,' said one blogger in a recent post. 'From the thighs down to the toes. Apparently her ex-boyfriend that cheated on her told her she was fat so she carved the word into her thigh.
Other viewers of her videos have remarked about the scars, commenting that the cutting â€˜should be more of a concern than having sex on camera.â€™
'I'm a slut that needs to be punished,' Belle told XOJane.com.
And she acknowledges being a cutter too. "Like man young women grappling with depression, I used to take it out on myself,' she says. She insists she's been clean from self-harm for five years.
+16Duke student-turned-porn-star Belle Knox has defended her choice to make adult films. She says that she began watched porn when she was 12 years old. Belle, whose real name is Miriam Weeks, also confessed to cutting herself. 'I'm a slut who needs to be punished,' she said

+16Weeks says she's proud to show her scars and has moved on
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+16Weeks says she's proud to show her scars and has moved on
But Dr Gregory Smith, a leading expert on addiction and pain and the producer of the award-winning documentary, American Addict, tells MailOnline: â€œWhile these are old scars, I should warn the girl that this addiction can rear its ugly head whenever she faces emotional upheaval or trauma.
'There havenâ€™t been studies about the genetic component of cutting but I suspect that if one is predisposed to self-mutilation, the urge to cut will always lie below the surface.
'These are definitely marks of a cutter who used a knife or razor blade to mutilate herself,' Smith says of the modeling pictures.'The upper thighs are a prime spot for cutting because they are usually covered up.
'People who cut say they derive pleasure from the pain because it allows them to â€˜feelâ€™ again. Often these are young women who are emotionally traumatized or numb.
'There are many reasons why girls cut, and the fact that she comes from a Catholic background and is doing porn suggests that she may be cutting as a form of self punishment.
'Very often women who do porn have to psychologically disassociate themselves from their actions or from the person they are having sex with. They turn the switch off so that they feeling nothing but emptiness. Cutting gives them back that feeling that they are still alive, they can still feel painâ€”and for them, it is sheer pleasure.'
'Pain arouses me," Belle says.She admits disturbing details of her childhood and teen years - although she's still a teen - revealing that she cut herself and asked friends to lock her in a dog cage.
'I was not fully aware of it but it physically and mentally aroused me. I didn't know why but I liked it.
Belle describes her first experience making a porn video that featured a violent scene during which she performed oral sex on her male co-star.
She said the scene was feminist because he gets off on 'painful,' nasty', name-calling-filled sex.

The 18-year-old who has caused nationwide uproar and family heartache was raised a devout Roman Catholic in a loving home in Spokane, Washington.
Miriamâ€™s father Kevin and mother Harcharan, reportedly have been â€˜flooredâ€™ by their daughterâ€™s decision to turn to porn to fund her $60,000-a-year education at the elite university.
Weeks said today that her parents were not aware of her decision to enter the porn industry but are now 'absolutely supportive' of her choice.

And her family life seems to be as troublesome as her romantic life. Although Belle continues to deny that there is a rift in her family, MailOnline learned that she recently cancelled a showdown with her parents because sheâ€™s too busy filming X-rated movies.
Since the 18-year-oldâ€™s story broke, Belle has been inundated with requests from media outlets, websites and porn producers.
Her story caught the attention of the world when it was revealed that she couldnâ€™t afford her $60,000 a year university tuition so turned to porn to pay her way. without her parents knowing.
MailOnline revealed last week that army doctor Kevin Weeks and his wife Harcharan were horrified to learn about their new daughterâ€™s career - just weeks after he had returned home from a deployment to Afghanistan.
But far from feeling embarrassed about her new profession, Belle insisted she has reveled in her newfound fame. Only 24 hours after it was announced, she was a guest on the CNNâ€™s Piers Morgan Live and she recently appeared on The View. She's received many other offers.DAccording to sources, sheâ€™s taken on a new publicist, and her manager, John Steven, who owns the porn agency Matrix Models, hasnâ€™t turned down many paying gigs.
When we spoke to Steven, he confirmed that Belle was working around the clock doing porn movies and video shoots. In the space of a long weekend, she had done shoots in Los Angeles, Phoenix and New York.
Another source confirmed to MailOnline that the new porn pin-up was supposed to be visiting her mother and father in Spokane, Washington on a recent Sunday .

But she cancelled the visit. When we spoke to Steven the following Monday morning, she was in his car, eating a bagel, on her way to an early morning porn shoot.
It appears that the porn princess snubbed her parents in favour of staying in Los Angeles and pocketing upwards of $1,200 each for blue movie shoots.
+16Kinky: Belle says she gets pleasure from 'painful,' 'nasty', 'name-calling filled' sex
The complex is just behind whatâ€™s believed to be owner Stevenâ€™s business and residential address. Although the agent claims on his website that heâ€™s located at an exclusive Beverly Hills address, it is, in fact, a mailbox and his company employs just one person, himself.
His days are mostly spent booking Belle and friends on endless shoots and taxiing them around.
According to our source, everyone connected to Belle is eager to make the most of her newfound fame. Theyâ€™ve hired a publicist and done a couple of shoots with a downmarket US tabloid newspaper.
Her story has also been touted to book publishers, with a demand of $1million for the rights to her remarkable story.

+16All smiles: The teen laughed as she posed on all fours in her playful skirt and sneakers
Our source adds: â€˜She thinks sheâ€™s bigger than she actually is, and is asking a hell of a lot of money for a story that will fizzle out in a couple of weeks.

Thereâ€™s been talk among Conde Nast executives that sheâ€™s also being pushing herself as potential cover girl for their magazines, but so far no takersâ€™
With Knox taking an extended break from her studies at Duke University, in North Carolina, her work schedule shows no sign of letting up, and, in the summer holidays, sheâ€™ll be free to work every day for three months.
Currently, sheâ€™s halfway through her first year majoring in Women Studies and Sociology and she would need a further $240,000 to pay off her remaining tuition fees, which works out to 2,000 porn shoots if sheâ€™s making $1,200 each.Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ts-aroused-hurting-herself.html#ixzz2wRsml6qs

and O and A had her on and she was rather annoying, she's kind of an attention whore essentially who just wants to be in porn; the story was that she was this seemingly pseudo-feminist who was utilizing porn as an advantageous way of paying for schooling, but the more interviews she did the more it became apparent that she just aspires to do porn, and looking at her face I understand why: it's an attention-seeking endeavor due to her insecurities, at college shes what like a 6 maybe...ehh nm she's not bad, but fuck me the cutting shit is horrendous

the duke pornstar is hot but she is retarded. if she starts yapping about being a feminist she's getting the FF

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If she starts whining about feminism Ritchie should jump up and cram his dick down her throat, or better yet Ritchie can hold her down while Bocchetti lays on her head and fucks her head until her skull collapses