I really liked the first SCREAM. But I would have
prefered that it was never made. Because then I
wouldn't have had to sit through countless other
fucking teeny horror films. And that list includes
SCREAM 3.

I wouldn't have wasted hours of my life watching
DISTURBING BEHAVIOR. Or URBAN LEGEND. Or KILLER KLOWNS
FROM OUTER SPACE. Or TERROR AT THE MANDARIN CHINESE
BUFFET. Don't get me started on CLOGGED SHITTER
NIGHTMARE 2.

SCREAM 3 is cut and dried just like the last sequel.
Sidney is in danger. Gale is in danger. Dewey runs
around with his head up his ass. Women run around in
form fitting tops. Actually, I don't really have a
problem with that last part.

The problem is that there are no original ideas
anymore. People die. The killers are revealed. Shit
goes down. You know the fucking story. The last
interesting thing that happened in the SCREAM series
was when Randy got gang raped in prison. Oh, Maybe
that was AMERICAN ME.

My advice is don't waste your time on this piece of
shit. It's better than SCREAM 2, but that's like
saying it's better to have a bowling pin in you ass
instead of a beer bottle. Face it people. You'd still
have something in your ass. Do you dig my ditch?