A Crucial Part of the Soft-Food Diet

What happened to your face? How are you able to eat? Well, we got your back there, dude. Just get the Pintos N Cheese and you’ll be glad you did.

But seriously, did you just have your wisdom teeth taken out? Maybe you broke your face planking on something unstable? By the way, is planking even a thing still? Like, do you still try to plank on things in public? Anyways, despite your outdated stunt attempt, we genuinely care about you. What happened? Fall down the stairs? Trip going up the stairs? Hey- it happens, people. It happens. Well, whatever happened, lucky you! Because now you’re on the soft-food diet, which means you might be medically advised to eat awesome soft foods like Pintos N Cheese. Don’t think this is only for those on the soft-food diet. This is a side meant for everyone to enjoy. Even if you aren’t bedridden with a broken face or whatever it is that you did that you won’t tell us, Pintos N Cheese is a perfectly filling snack-sized portion of protein. So you’re literally required to just kick back on your parents’ couch, watch a bunch of daytime TV shows, chow on some hearty pintos, red sauce, and 3-cheese blend and bask in the road to recovery. Well, recovery from everything but that video your older brother took of your post-surgery monologues. 100,000 views and counting, good luck recovering from that... But hey, with every negative there is a positive. That video your brother put you on blast with is well on its way to going viral. You may be able to make something out of it. Start a clothing line, write a book about it, get asked to do interviews and appear on the national news or something. Hey, you never know. You might as well take advantage of those views now. And take advantage of all the goodness that is the Pintos N Cheese. But remember, when no other food was there for you, the Pintos N Cheese was. It was there for you. And it is always there for you- through the good and now through your very bad.

At participating locations. Prices may vary. Tax extra. 2,000 calories a day used for general nutrition advice, but calorie needs vary. Additional nutrition information available upon request.

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: Certain foods and beverages sold or served here can expose you to chemicals including acrylamide in many fried or baked foods, and mercury in fish, which are known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to
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