This is the kind of thing you'll either understand completely or not at all, but the moment I discovered hand-crafted xenomorph life cycle fridge magnets were a thing, I knew. You know what I need pretty desperately?, I thought to myself. FRIDGE MAGNETS.

The (highly educational!) fridge magnets are cast in resin and hand-painted by artist Jason McKittrick, and depict the Alien franchise's xenomorph at four stages of its life cycle. Thirty bucks scores you the set, ten will get you the fully grown xenomorph only. But move quickly – McKittrick is doing a limited, 25-set run.