The Colts punter is leaving football and the $2.75 million he was scheduled to make next season to pursue a career in comedy, the 29-year-old McAfee announced late Wednesday.

McAfee has been booming punts for Indianapolis since 2009 and has been named to two Pro Bowls — including this season, in which he had the best year of his career in terms of yards per punt (49.3). But McAfee, a rare player whom NFL fans may know better for his personality than his abilities, saw an opportunity to make people laugh at media outlet Barstool Sports and jumped at it.

After eight seasons and two surgeries — with a third coming and “more surgeries certain for the future” — McAfee decided it was time.

His announcement came in two parts. First, he wrote a love letter to Indiana and Indianapolis, calling the latter a city with “the best humans on earth.” He said the only thing dissuading him from joining the growing satiric outlet was the prospect of leaving Indiana and settling in its headquarters in New York. When Barstool Sports allowed him to work from Indianapolis, he was sold.

“I understand some people might be upset about the fact that I won’t be kicking balls on 4th downs for the Colts anymore, and I can understand that, but please know that I am very excited about the future, and the spotlight I will be able to place on Indianapolis,” wrote McAfee, a Pennsylvania native.

Then he gave a faux press conference for Barstool Sports, saying he wants to make “the world a happier place with more laughs.”