Nurglitch:He should have run the guy over again, to make sure. Otherwise it's the start of a horror movie.

Cletus and Earl go hunting. Cletus accidentally shoots Earl. In a panic, Cletus calls 911 on his cellphone. The dispatcher tries to calm him down, and says "First, make sure he's dead." The dispatcher hears *BLAM* from the other end of the phone, and Cletus comes back on and said "OK, he's dead for sure. Now what?"