R.PATTZ: I can’t look at you in that dress because I may or may not have a girlfriend who may or may not know you and who may or may not be very upset with me if I look at your dress and all I can see are swirly boobs.

ASHLEY: Maybe you should be more concerned with whether your girlfriend can look at YOU in that facial hair. You look like you fell asleep on a Special Dark.

R.PATTZ: Great, then, we can just carry on and not look at each other and everybody wins.

ASHLEY: Except your girlfriend.

R.PATTZ: No, she wins, too.

ASHLEY: You are really, really overestimating that facial hair.

How did Ashley do, though?

Great, right up until you said swirly boobs, and now that's all I can see. (55%, 5,454 Votes)