8 Ways to Beef Up North Korea Rocket Program

The satellite launch didn't go as well as we would have liked. In fact, it did not achieve enough altitude to see Supreme Leader's very excellent and proletarian beachfront mega-mansion so that we could get a good aerial photo of it for the web site. Which is why we are all writing this memo from prison.

The following suggestions might just help improve the technology to get a rocket into space. Or say, past the highest point on the Korean peninsula, which currently is a 3 story McDonald's theme park in Seoul.