3. 3. If someone mentions they don’t have a Twitter, you get this strange feeling in your stomach that they are somehow facing imminent death.

Because that guy you were supposed to interview for such and such class has canceled yet again and you’re stuck rescheduling your entire life, while also questioning whether you can do this for the rest of forever.

5. 5. You swear you use your AP Style Book, but you’ve never touched it.