Monday, April 14, 2014

Moochers of the Purple Sage

Now that Real Americans (tm) have a new wingnut woobie to lather over, Brother Charles Pierce worries that one of these days the professional hysteria mongers of Right Wing Nut Job, Incorporated are gonna get somebody killed:

This time, it concerned a Minutemannish crank in Nevada named Cliven Bundy, who had been grazing his cattle on federal land, and who had declined to pay the grazing fees for more than 20 years. A year ago, a federal judge told Bundy to stop grazing his cattle on the federal land. He ignored the judge as thoroughly as he had ignored the grazing fees. So the Bureau of Land Management started seizing his cattle. Which is about when everybody went crazy. In the interest of balance, here's the case for the other side; Ms. Loesch has been promoting the Bundy cause with conspicuous enthusiasm. Here's a less temperate view, in which Cliven Bundy is Crazy Horse.

As the invaluable Dave Neiwert points out, Bundy apparently has marinated himself in the various "Patriot" and Posse Comitatus ideologies -- the appeal to the local sheriff is the giveaway on the latter -- that have been blowing through the west since the Sagebrush Rebellion days of the late 1970's and early 1980's. (Basically, the philosophy is that these people can do pretty much anything they want on land that we all own in common. Life, or at least the rest of us, owe them a living.)

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As we watch all the usual moon-faced anti-government lunatics twitchdance around the bonfire to the usual round of Wingnut Freakout Top 40 Hits brought to you by all the usual Conservative sedition-slingers, it is useful to remember that, 19 years ago, another moon-faced anti-government lunatic murdered 168 American citizens in the name of the Tree of Liberty! and Tyranny! and Freedumb! and all the rest of the usual Evil Government sewage you can once again hear roaring from the Hate Media Machine 24/7/365.

It’s been 10 years to the day that Ultra Right Wing Hero First Class Timothy McVeigh murdered 168 Americans in your name.

After a decade of a booming, non-stop torrent of “Government Is Evil and Must Be Annihilated!” rhetoric vomiting out of the mouths of Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay, Dick Armey, Jerry Falwell, Bob Doren...McVeigh decided to take them at their word...

Shame, shame. To get your tax cuts you eagerly hiked your skirt up and let the Right Wing fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and fuck you...and then, when your Love Child showed up at your door, wrapped it bloody arms around you and said, “I wuuuv you Mommy!” you gave the poor thing the back of your hand?

Where’s all that sassy talk of “Personal Responsibility” now?

Sure it’s grotesque. Hell, we’ve been telling you that it’s downright terrifying for 15-20 years now. What do you expect? It takes after its Father...but it sure as shit has your eyes.

Now a decade is a long time. A VERY long time. Hell, whole governments come and go in intervals shorter than that, so one must assume that to be taken seriously, you've must have used the last decade to aggressively purge your party of the radical lunatics that found such a big, expensive Welcome Wagon basket waiting for them at GOP Central Command. That bigotry and aggressively ignorant Fundamentalism is no longer synonymous with “Republican”. So as a proffer of your good faith – that you really aren’t the$2 Blowjob Whore of the Right Wing – tell me...

...has Tom DeLay been banished yet?

Falwell shunned?

Has Limbaugh lost so many dittoheads that he has to sell used RVs to support his hillbilly heroin monkey?

Dobson’s gone?

Is Creationism buried under Homophobia on the ash-heap of history? And those that spout that hateful nonsense, laughingstocks?

Robertson and Wildmont, kicked to the curb?

Randall Terry has been disavowed?

And no one would ever, ever think to threaten, say, judges, if you disagree with them on a ruling here or there?

On April 20, 1995 it became unambiguously clear where the demagogues and swine were leading your party, and the terribly price tag came with it. You've had a decade to excise the cancer that you and only you allowed to grow inside your party, and you didn't do it. Instead you chose to water it. Feed it. Cultivate it. Harvest it.

You encouraged the carcenoma to blossom and metastasize and because you voluntarily chose to do this, you have accepted Tim McVeigh as your child.

And Eric Rudolph as your child.

And Randall Terry as your child.

And Fred Phelps as your child.

And Ann Coulter as your child.

And so many more. So many, many more.

You are obviously very proud of what your children have accomplished: if not, you would have acted otherwise.

Wait; is it time to politicize this yet? You know how much it upsets the Very Serious People when a tragedy gets politicized.

I mean, we can argue all day long about who's freeloading off of federal land, but the truth of the matter is that Mr. Bundy and his supporters are damned mad, too. So why don't we just agree that nobody's perfect, and let Mr. Bundy continue to flout federal law and court decisions. He seems sincere.

And I have been reliably informed that just because Mr. Miller (or Mr. Cross or whatever the fuck name he's using today) shot up a couple of Jewish community centers and shouted something that apparently sounded very much like "Heil Hitler," it doesn't mean he's racist, all you librul goo-goos. Just zip it, because you're being very unfair.

Pierce backs Greenwald, Greenwald is pro Tea Party and pro Oathkeepers. Greenwald is also pro scaring politicians with guns. We should listen to Greenwald as Pierce says, so we should all be doing this.

So Pierce can kindly shut the fuck up about this because he loves and defends the biggeset public shill for this sort of behavior... or we can go back to realizing Pierce is a sorry Irish man with a wet brain trolling for hits with no consistency at all and merely a drunken grifter.

Yeah, well, Ciff is one of those maniacally persistent purity trolls who maintains with Greenwald that putting a Republican into the White House along with a filibuster proof majority in the Senate would be a major step towards the ultimate triumph of radical politics by making things so horrible that the cowardly Democrats would have no choice but to turn to the fringe Left for salvation. Just look at what a success that strategy was after they threw the election to Bush in 2000. It's not like the goopers had eight years to burrow their moles into the system and wreak havoc on the efforts of a reformist president who followed.