Read some outrageous things heard / said by keyboard warriors? Post them here!

I was sent a bunch of commentary that is being circulated online by keyboard warriors. It baffles me how people don't want the balls to come out of the hiding from behind their computer, but yet have the time to 'slice & dice' simple statements for hours.

Post some of the most outrageously things you read online for the benefit of the community.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Keyboard Warriors 'Hall of Fame' - only the best whoppers coming from keyboard warriors go here.

This is coming from a very popular attorney. This is his thread in response to high skilled immigrants asking him for advise on what should be done given the disappointing regulation on job mobility by DHS

"If you folks are serious about wanting to be heard, there is a way to get it done: defeat a congressman. Pick one or two vulnerable incumbents who are being challenged in a primary or will be in close races in November. Do everything possible to defeat those congressmen. If you defeat them, you have earned a seat at the table in the future. Even if you come close, you will scare the hell out of them and get their attention. More importantly, you will get the attention of other members of congress and you won't be taken for granted ever again."

This is coming from a very popular attorney. This is his thread in response to high skilled immigrants asking him for advise on what should be done given the disappointing regulation on job mobility by DHS

"If you folks are serious about wanting to be heard, there is a way to get it done: defeat a congressman. Pick one or two vulnerable incumbents who are being challenged in a primary or will be in close races in November. Do everything possible to defeat those congressmen. If you defeat them, you have earned a seat at the table in the future. Even if you come close, you will scare the hell out of them and get their attention. More importantly, you will get the attention of other members of congress and you won't be taken for granted ever again."

And here is an interpretation from a high skilled immigrant

"I think what R** is referring to is to create a PAC or other external group. Collect money and run advertisements against those who are not in favor of legal immigration. This will ensure that no one will vote agains HR 3012 when such a bill comes to table again"

I posted in a group for high skilled immigrants that we should let the administration know about hiring of a lobbyist and point out this misconduct.

Which is when i heard this Gem from some duffer.

"You are just wasting all the hard work that was put in place last year threw executive action, if Obama had not heeded to the constant pressure from us Immigrants he would have never requested Jeh Johnson to draft a proposal of initiatives to modernize the immigration process..."

From a guy who claims he wrote a few letters to obama for exec action, when asked to write in the comments section of the regulation about the misconduct.

i posted in a group for high skilled immigrants that we should let the administration know about hiring of a lobbyist and point out this misconduct.

Which is when i heard this gem from some duffer.

"you are just wasting all the hard work that was put in place last year threw executive action, if obama had not heeded to the constant pressure from us immigrants he would have never requested jeh johnson to draft a proposal of initiatives to modernize the immigration process..."

from a guy who claims he wrote a few letters to obama for exec action, when asked to write in the comments section of the regulation about the misconduct.

This is actually from the same attorney who had the brilliant idea of 'defeating congressmen'

For the record, I was at the WH meeting on Friday, and which is why when I read such kind of posts I laugh even harder.

"I am amazed that these clowns are still getting people to buy into their BS. What have they ever done? They can claim all kinds of things, but I don't see any proof. I can claim to be responsible for the AC21 legislation and show you as much proof as IV has that they have been responsible for positive changes."

Tipping my hat to you sire'. Please continue to bless us with such wise and innocent questions.

This is coming from a very popular attorney. This is his thread in response to high skilled immigrants asking him for advise on what should be done given the disappointing regulation on job mobility by DHS

"If you folks are serious about wanting to be heard, there is a way to get it done: defeat a congressman. Pick one or two vulnerable incumbents who are being challenged in a primary or will be in close races in November. Do everything possible to defeat those congressmen. If you defeat them, you have earned a seat at the table in the future. Even if you come close, you will scare the hell out of them and get their attention. More importantly, you will get the attention of other members of congress and you won't be taken for granted ever again."

I am tired of being in a constant state of limbo with the current regulation and all the comments. I would like to have 2 of whatever that attorney is smoking, maybe he shared that with the USCIS people. I definitely want that.

If you want to laugh till your stomach hurts you should simply read posts by their "founders"

Read this one - and thank me later

I think we only hear one side of things. I think we got such a raw deal with this reg because IV antagonized all stake holders and/or insisted on their wish list without bothering to find basis to support their position under the current law. They will never acknowledge that their big egos are responsible for this mess.

So all this while she was gung-ho about the rule, and now that it didn't come out she wanted wanted, IV antagonized stake holders AND did not have basis AND Pissed off administration AND got invited by the WH? Wow - we must have some great screenplay writers to come up with this kind of stuff. Fantastic how such glaring statements without providing their own basis.

For the rest, - stop getting mis-guided by the lawyers - giving us EADs is not in their business interest. For anyone that cannot understand that simple concept, I feel sorry for you.

And for anyone that needs basis, check IVs official submission that details out the plan for visa modernization.

There are legal limitations of what we could or could not discuss.
WE WERE UNABLE TO MAKE WILD ALLEGATIONS AGAINST AMY NICE IN OUR MEETING FOR FEAR OF LEGAL ACTION AND WORSE

As an outcome of this meeting, we are now working on a detailed plan to do our share to make this regulation closer to the current law.
WE NOW ACKNOWLEDGE THAT OUR PREVIOUS DEMAND FOR EAD/AP AND PORTABILTY FOR ALLI140 APPROVED WITHOUT ANY FURTHER LIMITATIONS IS NOT PERMISSIBLE UNDER THE CURRENT LAW. SO WE AGREED TO COME DOWN FROM OUR HIGH HORSES AND ASK FOR MORE REALISTIC OPTIONS THAT WILL NOT BE SHOT DOWN BY OTHER STAKE HOLDERS.

This is not going to be easy or simple. But if everyone sticks together and helps us execute the plan, there is a way to fix this. So please stay tuned as we work on the next steps. To reiterate, we need everyone to stick to the plan and not get distracted by initiating other campaigns.
DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH TO COME OUT OF THIS. BUT PLEASE CONTINUE TO HAVE BLIND FAITH IN US. WE WILL CONTINUE TO RAISE YOUR HOPES AND LET YOU DOWN SPECTACULARLY WHILE WE FEED OUR EGOS, ACT SELF IMPORTANT, AND ANOINT OURSELVES AS LEADER OF 1.5 MILLION INSTEAD OF 500 OR 50 WHO DO TRUST OUR LEADERSHIP.

Have they ever asked for inputs from the 1.5 million they claim to represent while setting their agenda-NO
What is their engagement with the people they claim to represent - give us your money, your blind faith, and behave like good soldiers. We will tell you what to do, who to speak to and what to say. We will also tell what is good for you. You do not have any right to question us no matter how badly we screw you over. Many of us already have our gc. But trust us, nobody can fight for you like us.

dumber group folks seem to have woken up lately and are commenting per their mothership's commands.. so un informed. Miano himself is so un informed,what to speak of the rest -no wonder there is a huge 'low info crowd' even among the 'highly skilled'.

There are legal limitations of what we could or could not discuss.
WE WERE UNABLE TO MAKE WILD ALLEGATIONS AGAINST AMY NICE IN OUR MEETING FOR FEAR OF LEGAL ACTION AND WORSE

As an outcome of this meeting, we are now working on a detailed plan to do our share to make this regulation closer to the current law.
WE NOW ACKNOWLEDGE THAT OUR PREVIOUS DEMAND FOR EAD/AP AND PORTABILTY FOR ALLI140 APPROVED WITHOUT ANY FURTHER LIMITATIONS IS NOT PERMISSIBLE UNDER THE CURRENT LAW. SO WE AGREED TO COME DOWN FROM OUR HIGH HORSES AND ASK FOR MORE REALISTIC OPTIONS THAT WILL NOT BE SHOT DOWN BY OTHER STAKE HOLDERS.

This is not going to be easy or simple. But if everyone sticks together and helps us execute the plan, there is a way to fix this. So please stay tuned as we work on the next steps. To reiterate, we need everyone to stick to the plan and not get distracted by initiating other campaigns.
DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH TO COME OUT OF THIS. BUT PLEASE CONTINUE TO HAVE BLIND FAITH IN US. WE WILL CONTINUE TO RAISE YOUR HOPES AND LET YOU DOWN SPECTACULARLY WHILE WE FEED OUR EGOS, ACT SELF IMPORTANT, AND ANOINT OURSELVES AS LEADER OF 1.5 MILLION INSTEAD OF 500 OR 50 WHO DO TRUST OUR LEADERSHIP.

Fascinating. First, someone teach this high skilled immigrant about 'typing 101' and how typing in all caps shows that 'you don't know to type'

Second-- this just sounds like a frustrated rant ( and hence the all caps) since this person did not have a seat at the table. Too bad. Folks like these love yelling from behind the computer. Stereotypical 'Keyboard Warrior' in my view.

Have they ever asked for inputs from the 1.5 million they claim to represent while setting their agenda-NO
What is their engagement with the people they claim to represent - give us your money, your blind faith, and behave like good soldiers. We will tell you what to do, who to speak to and what to say. We will also tell what is good for you. You do not have any right to question us no matter how badly we screw you over. Many of us already have our gc. But trust us, nobody can fight for you like us.

We don't claim. We do represent 1.5M.

For answers to the other stupid questions. Our advocacy events in DC,our state chapters events are open to all. That's where we "engage". That's where "keyboard warriors" admit to convert to being "advocates".

This is getting more and more hilarious. Lot of rants, not a single legit question. And meanwhile the Don is advising on how to "defeat congressmen" to get a seat at the table.

For answers to the other stupid questions. Our advocacy events in DC,our state chapters events are open to all. That's where we "engage". That's where "keyboard warriors" admit to convert to being "advocates".

This is getting more and more hilarious. Lot of rants, not a single legit question. And meanwhile the Don is advising on how to "defeat congressmen" to get a seat at the table.

Well said about forum to advocacy transition.

But yeah some serious IV haters there huh? Looks like the agenda is to covert the IV-neutrals to IV haters while completely ignoring their own contribution.

In lawyers we trust coz they provide a forum, blogs, tweets, and colorful shit.