One rung up the ladder from useless and boring, four down from hysterically entertaining, this blog is a feeble attempt to perfect mediocrity.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Last night it was a pork chop, green beans, four pieces of cornbread, and large glass of milk dinner followed by a request not 20 minutes later for a piece of strawberry rhubarb crisp (that was followed up shortly by another piece).

Tonight it was two and a half pieces of lasagne, six pieces of garlic bread, a Caesar salad, a glass of lemonade and well, you guessed it, onto the strawberry rhubarb crisp before the kitchen was even cleaned up.

And yet, the size 28x32 jeans we had to search the world over for are so big they keep falling off my boy?