Irony is not when it rains rain on your wedding day. Irony is when it rains whores at the reception.

Also, and I feel I can't stress this enough, there is no goddam mutherfrkkin artificial intelligence you stupid meatbag pieces of shjit. Although I suppose if you are comparing it to the kludgy abstract judderings of your own little simian goo-bags, I'm not surprised you were in error.

I swear, the next demographic to start buying sniper rifles and clown suits will be the linguistic prescriptionists. And I already have three clown suits and one good eye.

Also, "grow" doesn't take an object, you bloody tin-eared tongue-heretics. And the next time I hear "impactfully" somebody's going to meet Jesus. Get offa my lawnguage, you ne'er-do-well scalawags!

Hrm. If they use the wrong definition, but the wrong definition results in the correct detection of the wrong quality, isn't that technically a success? They detected what they sought, only they described it poorly.

Also, and I feel I can't stress this enough, there is no goddam mutherfrkkin artificial intelligence you stupid meatbag pieces of shjit. Although I suppose if you are comparing it to the kludgy abstract judderings of your own little simian goo-bags, I'm not surprised you were in error.

I swear, the next demographic to start buying sniper rifles and clown suits will be the linguistic prescriptionists. And I already have three clown suits and one good eye.

Also, "grow" doesn't take an object, you bloody tin-eared tongue-heretics. And the next time I hear "impactfully" somebody's going to meet Jesus. Get offa my lawnguage, you ne'er-do-well scalawags!

"Irony. The intended meaning is an inversion of the plain meaning. Pretty simple, really, but somehow a difficult concept for some to grasp.

Let's describe what irony is not, since that is where the confusion mainly comes from (and it's misusedalot).It is not a lie.It is not a joke.It is not a coincidence.It is not a tragedy.It is not merely anything unexpected.It is not the same as sarcasm.It is not somethingAlanis Morissette understands. (Which is ironic, don't you think?)"

Also, and I feel I can't stress this enough, there is no goddam mutherfrkkin artificial intelligence you stupid meatbag pieces of shjit. Although I suppose if you are comparing it to the kludgy abstract judderings of your own little simian goo-bags, I'm not surprised you were in error.

I swear, the next demographic to start buying sniper rifles and clown suits will be the linguistic prescriptionists. And I already have three clown suits and one good eye.

Also, "grow" doesn't take an object, you bloody tin-eared tongue-heretics. And the next time I hear "impactfully" somebody's going to meet Jesus. Get offa my lawnguage, you ne'er-do-well scalawags!

I could care less about this. Literally.

It always rain whores at weddings. That's not irony. That's self-pity at its finest.