As she was 25yrs his junior I would say to herHave a wonderful time when he is 80 and you are 55. I am sure the sex will be terrific and fulfilling at that age. Unfortunately there is a strong history of heart disease and strokes in his family but I am sure with your loving nature you will look after him when he is incontinent and incoherent.Or I might just sayDie a horrible death you bitch for taking the man I loved and leaving me with 2 small kids to bring up alone.

"Just be very careful not to put on a single pound or ever leave any dishes by the sink or a messy coffee table. Twat is the most superficial shallow bastard you'll ever meet. So hope you can live up to his expectations.Good luck."

Perhaps I may only get the true story of your appearance in our lives. Somehow for 18 years I have gone on guess work and the bleedin obvious. However, you are now the proud wife of a complete loser. You drag him round the world in your job with the German Embassy, like excess luggage, plonking him down every two years in a random city.

He may seem like the compliant lap dog, but that is because you are handing his life to him on a plate. If you cast your mind back, he felt totally unfazed at walking out on partner and two year old child. Then he simply vanished for 9 years, no money, no contact no fucking nothing. Oh then out of the veil of silence he appears.....cheers for that. You didn't really do us a favour, we would have been fine. He has simply gone on with his lack of responsibility, though DD realises that now aged 19.

As other have said, you did me a massive favour. He was a weight that needed to go and without him I have flourished. Met my wonderful husband, done things I know I couldn't have with him. If we had stayed together, I would have remained on the bottom of everything, always.

Do you realise that my xh still tries to come round my house. He tells me all about you and that you have had a much harder life than me and that i should feel sorry for you.Well no i will not feel sorry for a woman who got with a man who had a 4 year old and a 5 month old. Who when he walked blamed it on me and said he was suicidal. Yet was shagging you.Do you know that when you were having that abortion he was on the phone to me trying to get sympathy.

He says he's changed and is a good man. Don't send him back to me when he physically and mentally abuses you and blames it on you.Enjoy all the presents he buys you whilst knowing that he buys the children nothing as he's broke. enjoy it when has the shits and has to wear a nappy so not to mess himself.

It's a long, long time ago since my exH rushed back into the arms of his first love <eye-roll> but I would say.....

"How are you, you poor old thing? You must be quite knackered living with Mr Miserable Git. Does he still get stuck into a bottle of scotch every night and give you that wobbly-headed, glassy-eyed look as he breaths alcohol fumes in your face and paws you for sex? Ah.... Bless... And how are you getting on with those 'poor me' rants of his where the whole world is against him? Still listening or did you start self-medicating years ago? Must say, you being a vegetarian was rather a nice touch. He was always on the 'streak of piss' side build-wise so probably looks like a cheese string these days. Hope the kids look up to him because god knows, everyone else he met thought he was a joke. Enjoy...."

Thanks and good luck.Now you have your own babies can you imagine how we felt?No I don't talk to you six years later as I have nothing to say sorry.Next time he head butts you and breaks your nose you can still come to me. Me and my wonderful children will take you on and look after the babies whilst you go to hospital. We will because we are nice. You and ex hurt those nice people.

You must be very brave/stupid taking on a proven liar/cheater/abuser. Is it getting hard to live with yet? Is that why you have gained so much weight and look like a hag? Are you scared about reaching 30 next year as that's the age he thinks women are past it?

I know you ripped my DC's hearts out but thank you anyway for the great life we have now. I now have the most wonderful non-abusive/non-lying/non-cheating (non-selfish in bed) partner and all you have is a miserable face and the occasional black eye, congratulations!

Dear X: Imagine you met the love of your life, moved in together, hoped to share the rest of your life with that person. How would you feel if, two years down the line, some girl whom he had a meaningless dalliance with aeons ago, the type of girl who sends pictures of her scrawny arse to men via the internet - was STILL texting him wanting to meet up??! Then, when he politely explains it's for the best that contact is severed, she has the gall and disrespect to try and label you as "controlling"?! I'm sorry if you are so lonely that you feel the need to pester my partner when there are 3 billion other men in the world. Perhaps one day you will find your soul mate too. Maybe then you might understand that the meaning of boundaries.

I'm so sorry I almost ran you over, it's just that you jumped out in front of my car whilst I was driving away from DH's love nest with you. You were hiding in the shadows because after 3 months he dumped you and was trying to get back with me.

I'm so grateful to you; he was trying to get back with me when you asked me to pull over in the car and tell me that you were having an affair for quite some time and I'd been lied to and that you were now pregnant.

It's just that I didn't know what to do, but then I did.

So thanks for the laughs, I laughed the most when you got back together and he ran off with your next door neighbour and friend.