This smells of editorial clampdown, as in heaven forbid we actually ask an interesting, provocative question and actually risk offending people. And, of course, three of the six answers are "Ronald Reagan".

I just like making fun of the place. My parents owned some ridiculous house on Mercer Way with a huge yard, a boat launch and some variety of watercraft when I was a little kid. I regularly mock them about it.

I, of course, can't remember much about it other than the fact that the ducks would come onto the patio to bite me... oh, and I wore miniskirts with go-go boots.

There's a whole family of these dorky little once-a-week papers. Usually for us the most interesting thing is the police report, because it's often hilarious to see what trivial sorts of things show up many weeks when there's nothing much to report. There are also occasionally things that bug me, like the guy whose gun collection was broken into and some were stolen, and he couldn't give a more accurate figure than "2 to 7." That mostly bugs me because... gah, you should have SOME CLUE how many guns you own, shouldn't you?