Old-Salt

The CO 3 left his AR5 kit behind, not his respirator. Come on gentlemen, this is our leader you are all giving grief to. so stop it. As for the biggest admin vortex how about the pilot who went down to the airport for a flight out to Kenya. He also left his passport behind, so was asked to pay for his own flight to Africa. Nice one.

"Mr Churchill you are drunk"
"Yes Madam and you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober!"

Clanker

how about the old co's driver from 1? left a shooter in the naafi in sennelager and put a signal on top of the car so she could get the door open....... need i say more? oh yeah then got sacked for scaring the co.

Clanker

a certain lance jack (1 regt) now full screw in 4 comd tp deserves a mention as well. on route to set up a manpack rebro at night, all going well on the route out until said leader of men came across a 'river'. decided to tab down the river to find a suitable crossing point. walked 4 k's downstream then saw a bedford 'floating' past on the river!!! stupid tw@t got a tad confused with the moonlight shining on the road! by the way 4 comd tp - he's scottish.