Last night for the premiere episode of Dating Naked we met Joe and Wee Wee (yes, Wee Wee ohhhh the irony), two eligible young singles looking for love and hoping doing something different will yield different results.

Although Wee Wee went out with weird and waspy John and the husky player Justice, and Joe got struck with lust for the exotic beauty Jasmine, and felt comfortable around violinist Chrissy — the two ended up picking each other and walking away hoping to “get naked again,” but not without giving us some awkward gifs.

Joe becomes a human beach ball, but first he has to get into the ball.

John takes body painting to a new level with peen painting.

Try to getting on hammock with clothes on, now with clothes off you may need assistance.

For some reason when you’re naked, and kiss on the cheek becomes 10 times harder.

Most Awkward Line Of The Night: “Don’t get my hair dirty…”

Tune in next week and catch the awkward, but honestly entertaining new series Dating Naked Thursdays at 9 PM ET.