Whales for Sale

Buy a Whale!

Land Rush Sanctuary

This site is parody! If you really love baby Whales like us please consider donating the money you would have spent to the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. You can also visit our store to help support the website and share with friends on social media.

Check out our other overstock sales!

Need a Gopher that can do tricks? Go to gophers4sale.com and buy one before they sell out!

How about a sly Fox? Go to foxes4sale.com and buy one before they disappear!