I read all those. What on earth can make a group of people so delusional?

Numbah One

07-24-2012, 05:35 PM

That was in a 10-7 game, too.

On third and 11.

At the start of the third quarter.

The funny thing is after that play we went super conservative on offense, which eventually resulted in the failed 4th and 1.

So yeah, Cassel is the root of all evil.

Three7s

07-24-2012, 06:17 PM

The chiefscrowd thread is littered with a Cassel apologist or two now. Un....farking.....believable. Do these ass-goblins even watch the games?!
There's a reason I almost never post there anymore. They will think up every possible excuse known to man for defending Cassel.

themanwithnoname

07-24-2012, 07:34 PM

I still want someone to print this off and get Cassel to sign it.

rico

07-24-2012, 07:41 PM

There's a reason I almost never post there anymore. They will think up every possible excuse known to man for defending Cassel.

Is that place home base for the Cassel apologists?

I still want someone to print this off and get Cassel to sign it.

I was thinking about this last night. If someone asked for his autograph at training camp and requested that he signed it, "Matt Cassel 3:16," I wonder if he'd get it...?

I read a comment somewhere, where a guy wrote that he lives in the same neighborhood as Cassel and that he sees him out running all the time. He said something along the lines of "ahh, I hate the guy as a QB because he sucks, but man he's a nice guy...will always say 'hello'" when he sees you in the neighborhood." My first thought was, "how on earth does he rack up the courage to run outside?" Is he blissfully unaware of the extent at which some fans despise him right now? He probably doesn't get on the net much. Lord knows if I were him and read some of this....I would be agoraphobic.

whoman69

07-24-2012, 08:12 PM

That has nothing to do with coaching.

It's a shitty read by Cassel. Throwing to a receiver who has a 5 percent chance of getting the 1st down is terrible.

He wasn't locked in or anything.

Munson

07-25-2012, 01:10 AM

I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

themanwithnoname

07-25-2012, 02:34 AM

I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

Haley's "4th down territory" makes a lot of sense in hindsight. Honestly it even made plenty of sense if you were willing to look at Cassel objectively back then.

I don't know how bad the team/Cassel was, but I know just watching the games, you felt it was far worse than even the abysmal Herm offense years. Then they'd finally pull their heads out of their ass and let Charles make something out of nothing.

Numbah One

07-25-2012, 04:14 PM

I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.

This is far too difficult to research. You'd have to go into the play by play for every game, for every qb, for multiple years.

I'd also guess his three and outs are no more likely against good teams than they are against bad teams. Denver in 2010 was horrible and he was a three and out king early in that game. Same with Miami in 2011.

On Wednesday, Matt Cassel got the chance to warm up for training camp with two of his new "buddies."

The Chiefs signal-caller taught two local fans about the quarterback position during an event at the Chiefs Training Facility sponsored by the Shadow Buddies Foundation.

Ryan Landreth of Olathe, KS. and Kaylyn Olson of Shawnee Mission, KS. ran quarterback drills with Cassel, the spokesperson of the Shadow Buddies Foundation since 2010. The foundation provides emotional support to sick and disabled kids though education and stuffed dolls called "buddies" specifically tailored to each child's condition.

Cassel also taught the two kids how to take three and five-step drops and where to throw the best fade pattern against tight coverage.

O.city

07-25-2012, 07:26 PM

Whats terrible about most of those gif's is that he isn't being asked to make a really difficult throw.

Most are throws an average college division 1 quarterback makes daily.

I was thinking that yesterday when I heard he signed an extention with the Phils.

SNR

07-26-2012, 03:10 PM

I'm way too lazy to research this, but it would be interesting to see a breakdown on how many 3-and-outs Cassel has against:

- winning teams
- losing teams
- playoff teams

And it would be interesting to see where his 3-and-outs rank overall in the league every year he's been starting. I'm guessing he's one of the top 10 worst QBs.
Against NFC West teams: Not many 3-and-outs
Against non-NFC West teams: Lotsa 3-and-outs

Analysis complete.

Sweet Daddy Hate

07-31-2012, 06:08 PM

Cassel was a much better choice than Sanchez!

whoman69

07-31-2012, 08:14 PM

Cassel was a much better choice than Sanchez!

I hope you're kidding. They both suck, but at least Sanchez has won playoff games.

I hope you're kidding. They both suck, but at least Sanchez has won playoff games.

Sarcasm Meter.

If Cassel is here next season, after another year of the same shit, I will make a god damn website with this shit all over it.

With a guestbook for internet rage.

LMAO

Well at least we can visit you there, since your stupid ass wont be here for a year.

I'm paying for your subscription so that you may begin your rehabilitation.

Stiglitz

08-13-2012, 03:53 PM

Hello Kansas City Sirs. Chargers fan here. This made the rounds on our boards and I just wanted to join and give you props on this breakdown. One of the funniest, most thorough football-related things I've ever read. Gifs especially :clap:

Numbah One

08-13-2012, 04:08 PM

Hello Kansas City Sirs. Chargers fan here. This made the rounds on our boards

His pass to Boss was pretty. Why can't he throw like that all the time

Numbah One

09-11-2012, 03:24 PM

His pass to Boss was pretty. Why can't he throw like that all the time

More of a great catch than a great pass.

Cassel is lucky Boss is 6-6. He had to reaaaaach for this throw.

http://i.imgur.com/9IgKN.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate

09-11-2012, 03:25 PM

He looks like a mouth-breathing Bono in those pics.

brorth

09-11-2012, 03:33 PM

More of a great catch than a great pass.

Cassel is lucky Boss is 6-6. He had to reaaaaach for this throw.

http://i.imgur.com/9IgKN.jpg

After watching that touchdown about 80 times, I'm going to say it.

I don't think that pass was intended for Kevin Boss.

I think that was for D Bowe. He and Boss ran to the same place, Bowe broke off his route. Cassel's body language screams that pass was intended for Bowe.

I could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but I would love for *nudge wink* someone *nudge wink* to look at that whole play, and tell me it's not entirely possible.

Sweet Daddy Hate

09-11-2012, 03:34 PM

It was probably intended for the pop corn guy in the stands.

Numbah One

09-11-2012, 03:47 PM

After watching that touchdown about 80 times, I'm going to say it.

I don't think that pass was intended for Kevin Boss.

I think that was for D Bowe. He and Boss ran to the same place, Bowe broke off his route. Cassel's body language screams that pass was intended for Bowe.

I could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but I would love for *nudge wink* someone *nudge wink* to look at that whole play, and tell me it's not entirely possible.

Holy crap dude.

Even when we're good, we're bad.

http://i.imgur.com/tXy9U.jpg

L.A. Chieffan

09-11-2012, 03:49 PM

No. That was a beautiful fucking pass to Boss that was executed perfectly. You guys cant just make shit up to help your own agenda

Sweet Daddy Hate

09-11-2012, 03:51 PM

No. That was a beautiful fucking pass to Boss that was executed perfectly. You guys cant just make shit up to help your own agenda

LMAO ur hero sux.

L.A. Chieffan

09-11-2012, 03:51 PM

LMAO ur hero sux.

The World needs Heroes right now

Sweet Daddy Hate

09-11-2012, 03:52 PM

The World needs Heroes right now

KC needs a QB not wearing #7 right now.

brorth

09-12-2012, 06:49 AM

No. That was a beautiful fucking pass to Boss that was executed perfectly. You guys cant just make shit up to help your own agenda
Wow, then.
All this time I thought he was just staring down his first option.
I fell for the four year long look off on the seam route to Kevin Boss.

Complaining? Dex getting killed is probably the only way you win your bet.

htismaqe

09-13-2012, 02:16 PM

Complaining? Dex getting killed is probably the only way you win your bet.

ROFL

:thumb:

hometeam

09-13-2012, 02:38 PM

I cant believe I missed this post!

I approve! Forwarding to my true fan buddies~

Numbah One

09-13-2012, 04:37 PM

It wouldn't be hard to replace your quote tags with spoiler tags. It wouldn't affect the word count at all.

Get over yourself.

Dude, I tried to replace two quote tags with spoiler tags.

It won't let me.

The post is glorious, just deal with it.

EDIT - I am able to replace quote tags with ONE spoiler tag, so I spoiler'd the largest middle section.

htismaqe

09-13-2012, 04:48 PM

Dude, I tried to replace two quote tags with spoiler tags.

It won't let me.

The post is glorious, just deal with it.

EDIT - I am able to replace quote tags with ONE spoiler tag, so I spoiler'd the largest middle section.

Good enough.

New World Order

09-13-2012, 04:51 PM

I can't stop laughing at the gif where Cassel steps DIRECTLY INFRONT of the rushing DE from the Chargers.

L.A. Chieffan

09-13-2012, 04:55 PM

Bro, every QB is gonna have a couple of plays a game that dont look pretty.

That pass to Hillis was fine I dont even see why you GIFd it

Numbah One

09-13-2012, 04:59 PM

Bro, every QB is gonna have a couple of plays a game that dont look pretty.

That pass to Hillis was fine I dont even see why you GIFd it

It's just funny, because Cassel loves to throw the ball six yards behind the line of scrimmage to a guy who has no chance of gaining shit.

And he gets his ass beat.

It's the perfect GIF for this thread, and Cassel haters everywhere.

New World Order

09-13-2012, 05:04 PM

Matt Casshole is part of the problem, I hate Matt Casshole

Molitoth

09-13-2012, 05:29 PM

There was one play that went somewhat unnoticed (because it was during a scoring drive) that Cassel threw the biggest duck ever. It was a total Huard type wobble launcher. I will rewatch the DVR and find out which drive it was.. Fucking hilarious.

jd1020

09-13-2012, 05:31 PM

There was one play that went somewhat unnoticed (because it was during a scoring drive) that Cassel threw the biggest duck ever. It was a total Huard type wobble launcher. I will rewatch the DVR and find out which drive it was.. Fucking hilarious.

If it's the one I think you are talking about, he was lucky he threw a duck because if I remember there was a defender breaking on the route.

Numbah One

09-13-2012, 05:32 PM

There was one play that went somewhat unnoticed (because it was during a scoring drive) that Cassel threw the biggest duck ever. It was a total Huard type wobble launcher. I will rewatch the DVR and find out which drive it was.. Fucking hilarious.

You're thinking about the pass to Breaston to the left sideline.

Molitoth

09-13-2012, 07:12 PM

I just went back and found it. About 5:06 in the 1st Quarter.
yes a pass to his left on an out route. The announcers comments that it may have been tipped, but I watched it in slow-mo and it doesn't appear to have been.

wobble wobble.

O.city

09-13-2012, 08:53 PM

I'd like to see all QB's winning percentage when they are down by 2 scores.

CR, I have a request. Do you remember that deep pass Cassel made to Bowe against Indy, I am not sure if it was 11 or 10 season, I think it was 11, where the ball was about 20 yards underthrown. That is a great Casshole pass.

BossChief

09-13-2012, 10:41 PM

This place is gonna be a fucking MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

Numbah One

09-13-2012, 10:47 PM

This place is gonna be a fucking MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

If he doesn't complete a single pass over 22 yards for the rest of the year, it's gonna be a mad house? LMAO

Tribal Warfare

09-14-2012, 06:58 AM

This place is gonna be a fucking MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

but he won't

htismaqe

09-14-2012, 08:00 AM

but he won't

This. x1000

Thig Lyfe

09-14-2012, 08:46 AM

Proud to be an Anti-Cassel man
Where at least I know I'm right

threebag02

09-14-2012, 11:08 AM

its time for a billboard in KC

BoneKrusher

09-14-2012, 11:15 AM

This place is gonna be a ****ing MADHOUSE if Cassel plays the rest of the year like he did that Atlanta first half.

ain't no way that's happening, i mean were talking about Matt Cassel here. ;)

BossChief

09-14-2012, 11:46 AM

If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.

htismaqe

09-14-2012, 11:51 AM

If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.

If, if, if...wouldn't it be nice JUST ONCE to say he had a good game without a bunch of stupid caveats?

saphojunkie

09-14-2012, 11:59 AM

If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.

Lets not act like the guy had a terrible game.

Sorry, but that's objective.

Sorry, but I'm firmly entrenched in the belief that Matt Cassel causes as many of the drops/tipped pass interceptions as his receivers do.

When you are constantly throwing it high, slightly behind, not in stride, to the wrong spot, your receivers are not going to be able to make clean catches.

In 2010, I started noticing that Cassel couldn't hit guys in stride. They never caught the ball with two hands extended in front of their face mask without slowing down or stopping. Why? Because Cassel never put it there. That was the moment I lost faith in him.

I never want to hear about completion percentage. Show me a QB throwing on a crossing route, and I'll tell you immediately if he's accurate or not. Cassel could throw for 70% completion, but he'll never be accurate.

BossChief

09-14-2012, 12:00 PM

If, if, if...wouldn't it be nice JUST ONCE to say he had a good game without a bunch of stupid caveats?

You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.

brorth

09-14-2012, 12:06 PM

You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.

21 of 33 for 258 yds. 63.6% Completed, 7.82 yds per attempt. 24 yd longest completion, 1 TD 2 Int and a 72.5 passer rating?
That's what qualifies as a good game in your book?
You've allowed your standards to be compromised by our current QB situation.

Sweet Daddy Hate

09-14-2012, 12:07 PM

Proud to be an Anti-Cassel man
Where at least I know I'm right

Damn straight.

durtyrute

09-14-2012, 12:08 PM

Matt is not our problem right now

BossChief

09-14-2012, 12:10 PM

Sorry, but I'm firmly entrenched in the belief that Matt Cassel causes as many of the drops/tipped pass interceptions as his receivers do.

When you are constantly throwing it high, slightly behind, not in stride, to the wrong spot, your receivers are not going to be able to make clean catches.

In 2010, I started noticing that Cassel couldn't hit guys in stride. They never caught the ball with two hands extended in front of their face mask without slowing down or stopping. Why? Because Cassel never put it there. That was the moment I lost faith in him.

I never want to hear about completion percentage. Show me a QB throwing on a crossing route, and I'll tell you immediately if he's accurate or not. Cassel could throw for 70% completion, but he'll never be accurate.

I have been a Cassel hater since well before the trade and brinks truck.

That doesn't mean I will ignore his improvements when I see them.

He threw the majority of his passes Sunday with good zip and accuracy against a very talented defense.

htismaqe

09-14-2012, 12:14 PM

You think its fair to place the blame on Cassel for things out of his control?

Let's be real here, Cassel had a good game against a very talented defense.

It's true.

He's the only player on the offense other than the center that touches the ball on EVERY play.

To suggest that all of these things are "out of his control" is incorrect.

No, Albert shouldn't have let the rusher run free. Cassel could have also held onto the ball. He's not completely absolved of blame.

Similarly, on the Moeaki tipped ball/INT - although it appears to have been a perfectly-thrown ball, we have no idea about the velocity and other factors that might have led to Moeaki not catching the ball. By sheer virtue of the fact that Cassel THREW THE PASS, he'll never be completely free of blame.

All of that being said, I'm sick and ****ing tired of these conversations. I would just like for ONE TIME to be able to say "he had a good game" and not have to add a qualifier afterwards.

BossChief

09-14-2012, 12:15 PM

21 of 33 for 258 yds. 63.6% Completed, 7.82 yds per attempt. 24 yd longest completion, 1 TD 2 Int and a 72.5 passer rating?
That's what qualifies as a good game in your book?
You've allowed your standards to be compromised by our current QB situation.

Only one of those picks was his fault and that causes a big swing in the QB rating.

The rest of that stat line is good enough to win with against defenses as good as Atlantas.

I'll take 63% and 7.82 ALL DAY from our quarterback position.

If he ends the year with those averages, Id be happy.

BossChief

09-14-2012, 12:23 PM

He's the only player on the offense other than the center that touches the ball on EVERY play.

To suggest that all of these things are "out of his control" is incorrect.

No, Albert shouldn't have let the rusher run free. Cassel could have also held onto the ball. He's not completely absolved of blame.

Similarly, on the Moeaki tipped ball/INT - although it appears to have been a perfectly-thrown ball, we have no idea about the velocity and other factors that might have led to Moeaki not catching the ball. By sheer virtue of the fact that Cassel THREW THE PASS, he'll never be completely free of blame.

All of that being said, I'm sick and ****ing tired of these conversations. I would just like for ONE TIME to be able to say "he had a good game" and not have to add a qualifier afterwards.

Im not gonna sit here and blame Cassel for a defender wrapping Moeaki up while the ball was in the air and Moeaki STILL getting his hands up high enough to get them on the ball.

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

Now way I am placing the blame for the results of those plays on Cassel.

When he fails, Ill be right here to throw him into the fire and will be calling for Brady Quinn and Stanzi to get their chances...but that time hasnt came yet.

whoman69

09-14-2012, 04:00 PM

Im not gonna sit here and blame Cassel for a defender wrapping Moeaki up while the ball was in the air and Moeaki STILL getting his hands up high enough to get them on the ball.

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

Now way I am placing the blame for the results of those plays on Cassel.

When he fails, Ill be right here to throw him into the fire and will be calling for Brady Quinn and Stanzi to get their chances...but that time hasnt came yet.

If they lose this week, it has to be close. 0-2 going to New Orleans is not the place to be.

Numbah One

09-14-2012, 04:39 PM

On the fumble, JA was WAYYYY offsides and the ball was chopped out within 2 seconds of the snap.

He wasn't offsides at all. Dunno why this falsity is getting spread around.

http://i.imgur.com/1SHcT.jpg

Numbah One

09-14-2012, 04:41 PM

If you take away the fumble (that really wasn't all his fault, thats totally on the refs and Albert) and the Moeaki pick (which also wasn't his fault...ball placement was just just fine) he had a good game. Good zip and accuracy on his passes and he showed some poise on some of his throws.
.

Cassel has a career winning percentage of 0.277 against winning teams (5-13). He is 2-8 as Chiefs quarterback against winning teams.

During Gus Cassel's BEST SEASON (2010) he posted a lower deep completion percentage than 2011 Tim Tebow. He has completed 25.7 percent of his passes over 20 yards for his career.

During 2008, Cassel was sacked once every 11 pass attempts. Behind the exact same line Tom Brady was sacked once every 35 attempts. Cassel was also sacked once every 12 attempts behind the 5th rated pass blocking line in Kansas City.

Cassel has a 5-8 record against top 10 defenses and averages 189 yards per game with a TD/INT ratio of 10/13. His teams average 16.6 offensive points per game. His Chiefs teams average 12 offensive points per game.

"Yeah, I think anybody on this team would agree with me," Hali said when asked if the players want Romeo back. "If we can keep Romeo as our head coach here, it'd be great. We love what he does, his game plan. As you can see what happened on Sunday, he was able to control the clock, along with our quarterback. That's something we haven't been able to do here in a long time is control the clock. That will win you games."

If it wasn't clear that he likes Romeo, then read on.

Guru

09-20-2012, 02:04 AM

Huard powers activate!!

FYP

New World Order

09-20-2012, 05:15 AM

Anyone remember when the Chiefs were running the bunch formation and Moaeki was wide open in the flats, Cassel threw it way to the sideline and moaeki dove and didn't catch it.

Dude, from the looks of things, EVERYONE is open if the throw is on the mark.

A franchise quarterback can complete a pass to ANY of those receivers.

Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam at the 48 yard line should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on? :shake:

Guru

09-20-2012, 06:49 AM

Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

And this is the play he fumbled on? :shake:

He sure knows how to pick'em.

Cheater5

09-20-2012, 07:16 AM

What a waste of opportunity these past 2-3 years. What might've been with even a solid (not stellar) quarterback? Think how many Chiefs players have moved on or are now past their prime while we waited on MC to 'bloom'.

Damn near criminal neglect.

Numbah One

09-20-2012, 10:19 AM

Damn! No kidding! Hell, whoever is running right down the seam at the 48 yard line should be at least a 15 to 20 yard gain. At least.

Coach's film really reveals Casshole's suck at new, unheard of levels. I have a big post planned.

http://i.imgur.com/0gGTM.jpg

Guru

09-21-2012, 07:29 AM

look at all that field in front of the receiver there. JFC

Numbah One

09-22-2012, 04:41 PM

Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

http://i.imgur.com/Nw5n4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/LSWWS.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Zk2Wo.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lmi9M.gif

It's all good though, high five.

http://i.imgur.com/HzFPt.gif

Chiefs Pantalones

09-22-2012, 04:45 PM

I don't know why this guy is still our starting QB. It's a joke.

whoman69

09-22-2012, 05:14 PM

Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

http://i.imgur.com/LSWWS.gif

To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.

Numbah One

09-22-2012, 05:14 PM

To be fair on this one, it looks like he saw the coverage coming on and threw it away.

To be fair it was intentional grounding and he's a giant bag of fail.

He gave up on that shit like a lil bitch.

bevischief

09-22-2012, 05:24 PM

Should be the new "Depends" commercial.

Munson

09-22-2012, 05:27 PM

Cassel sucking out loud against the Bills.

http://i.imgur.com/Nw5n4.gif

This is a perfect example of Cassel's complete lack of vision. He throws it to his crutch(DMC) who has 2 defenders waiting on him, instead of throwing it to the guy 5 yards past DMC with 1 defender around him.

BossChief

09-22-2012, 05:51 PM

Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?

Numbah One

09-22-2012, 06:18 PM

No, the thread is only 6 pages long. Keep it at the top for the media and new visitors.

New World Order

09-22-2012, 06:29 PM

Hey man, not trying to be a pain in the ass...but is there any chance you could move the op to post 4?

It's a small price to pay in order to expose the shithead that is Matt Casshole

New World Order

09-23-2012, 12:31 AM

bummmp

Numbah One

09-23-2012, 06:27 AM

Chance to move to 3-14 against elite QBs today.

Let's do this, Matty.

milkman

09-23-2012, 09:31 AM

Really, when you look at these numbers, I do think "Matty Melt" is clearly the most appriopriate nickname for him.

ILChief

09-23-2012, 09:42 AM

No, the thread is only 6 pages long. Keep it at the top for the media and new visitors.

why is this thread not a sticky?

Numbah One

09-23-2012, 09:54 AM

why is this thread not a sticky?

Because then my head would explode from the massive blowjob.

Coogs

09-23-2012, 09:56 AM

Really, when you look at these numbers, I do think "Matty Melt" is clearly the most appriopriate nickname for him.

"Gus the Garbage Man" , "Garbage Man Gus" , or jut "Garbage Man". Those are moving up on my leaderboard.

By the way, get ready to watch Cassel eat MORE shit, because San Diego is giving up only 6.4 yards per attempt this season.

L.A. Chieffan

09-26-2012, 11:44 AM

Did you see Aaron Rodgers miss a WIDE OPEN Greg Jennings in the flat the other night? Why dont you post a GIF of that one, HMMMM?!!?

OMGZ AARON RODGERS IS GOINGZ TO GET HES RECIVERS KILT LOLZQ!

L.A. Chieffan

09-26-2012, 11:47 AM

Watch I bet Cassell will have better numbers than Rivers next week

Numbah One

09-26-2012, 12:17 PM

Watch I bet Cassell will have better numbers than Rivers next week

Since Cassel has literally never come close to throwing for more yards in a game vs Philip Rivers, no.

Bewbies

09-26-2012, 12:29 PM

Isn't Cassel from LA? I think we do have a brother or close friend trolling this site..

Rausch

09-26-2012, 12:32 PM

Since Cassel has literally never come close to throwing for more yards in a game vs Philip Rivers, no.

Their defense and offense took a step back this year. And Rivers numbers look like Ca$$hole numbers to me...

Chief_For_Life58

09-26-2012, 12:35 PM

buuuut he tries really hard guys!!

threebag02

09-26-2012, 12:41 PM

Yeah, 3 games (2 against very good defenses) is an awesome sample size.

Yes, if he wants to compete in this league then he needs to be able to produce a favorable stat line against even the top defenses. Not just bottom feed with garbage stats. With The Matt Cassel, LA ChiefsFan you will always be able to draft a top ten defensive lineman.

Fucking enjoy

Molitoth

09-26-2012, 12:49 PM

Yeah, 3 games (2 against very good defenses) is an awesome sample size.

We have had 4 seasons of Cassel sample size.

Numbah One

09-26-2012, 12:57 PM

Their defense and offense took a step back this year. And Rivers numbers look like Ca$$hole numbers to me...

San Diego is 9th in total defense.

Pretty sure we don't need to be throwing stones considering the Glasshole house we're living in.

Numbah One

09-26-2012, 12:58 PM

We have had 4 seasons of Cassel sample size.

Three seasons, and his 4th season, three games in, appears to be more of the same.

At this point Occam's Razor is dangerously close to helping Matt bleed out for good.