So I have an odd idea and I need some help figuring out the correct connections. I'm looking to create a micro SD to USB cable. The trick is I want the Micro SD to be the male end to a male USB. Any help would be amazing. I've searched the internet and come up dry.

What you need is a separate interface. Some devices will not recognize storage devices higher than rated.
For example, certain cameras will only recognize 16 gb sd cards but not 32 gb. Other cameras will recognize 32 gb but not 64 gb.

Last time I looked in the £ store, they had USB card readers that accept various cards. I didn't check whether that includes micro-SD - but the last micro-SD I bought came with an adaptor that fits standard SD slots.

I think what Ace wants to do is to record GoPro video onto hard drive, not SD card, and the only interface that can do it on is SD card. I think the idea is to take signal from SD card pins and put it on USB to record video on HD.