Super Bowl 47 Picks

AKA the HarBowl, and yes, 47, because I’m just not playing with Roman numerals any more.

The Ravens and 49ers face off this Sunday. Both teams have good stories. It’s Ray Lewis’s *last* time at the rodeo. Colin Kaepernick came in mid-season and set the NFC West on fire. Plus, Chef Spouse’s boy David Akers. The 49ers have never lost a Super Bowl, and they’ve played in – and won – five, behind only the Steelers. (The Ravens have also never lost a Super Bowl, but they’ve only played in one so far.) Also, Harbaugh v. Harbaugh, which is like Spy v. Spy, only in color and with fewer explosives (THAT WE KNOW OF).

As usual, what I’m mostly rooting for is a good game.

Well, unless the Eagles are playing, in which case it’s cool if they win 59 to 3.

Or if the Patriots are playing, in which case I hope they all come down with norovirus and have to forfeit.

Or if they Cowboys are playing…wait, what am I saying? That’s not likely to happen any time soon. Heh.

I’ve got the 49ers. I’m not putting money on it or anything, but I think the teams are pretty evenly matched on defense, and I don’t think the Ravens will be able to keep up with the 49ers scoring juggernaut.

I just hope it doesn’t come down to kicking, because since his mid-season double hernia surgery, David Akers has not been brilliant.