A pirate wench was on shore leave, it perhaps should not come as a complete surprise that she made her way to the nearest bar seeking a thirst quenching drink. The pirate wench walked up to the barman and said: "barman, oi be havin' an entendre" (which is presumably some kind of fancy alcoholic beverage) and then corrects herself and adds: "nay, ye betta make it a double, oi be havin' a double entendre." So the barman gave her one.

"There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages." Ruth Hurmence Green