rosco 357

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Registration date : 2008-04-18Number of posts : 6718Gender : Quote : Never Quote You May Have To Back It UpReputation : 1Points : 7397

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.> 'Human> beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.> > A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who> stuttered.'> > The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories> could become,> asked the girl to describe the incident.> > 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with> my kitty and the> Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and> before we knew it, he> jumped over the fence into our yard!'> > 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.> > 'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty> raised her back, went> Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say> 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate> her!'>