Screen Junkies of Honest Trailers fame has returned to do a spoiler-filled, honest re-cap of the first three seasons of Game Of Thrones, featuring such characters as “that guy” and “um, Bromm?” created by fiction’s most notorious serial killer, George R.R. Martin. They’re calling the show “the most perfect mix of history, D&D, and porn ever made”.

the no spoilers version has dannie bleeped when she says “mother of dragons” and “where are my dragons?!” to become “mother of *****!!!!!” and “where are my ****?!!!!!” (which sounded like “where are my BOOBS?!” bleeped out), and a couple of other bleeps (like calling jofferey “the king of *****!!!!”), and it’s hilarious.