1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of a donkey, huge elephant ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.

Simple... we will just use the Donkephants and Elephonkeys through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.