Posts tagged "Halle Berry"

Posted by Photo Boy Above is a photo taken of Olivier Martinez with Halle Berry and the kids either just before or after he shoved the carseat he's holding into an LAX employee's chest, knocking him to the ground. That links to a video as well where they casually…

So remember when Halle Berry said she's related to Sarah Palin? Apparently they might be having something else in common. TMZ reports: Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ ... Halle is around 3 months pregnant -- based on the pics and some other facts we…

When we last left Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez, they had just finished beating Gabriel Aubry's face into the pavement for being a dick and dropping off Nahla early on Thanksgiving like they asked. So here they are getting in a fight with the paparazzi at LAX last night and making it…

- James Franco wants everyone to know he's cool with Anne Hathaway now, so you can all stop the hating now because clearly it was entirely about that. [Lainey Gossip] - Real Housewives kills another marriage. It's almost as if it's an entire show about gold-digging, but no, that can't be right. […

Despite not getting along with Bryan Singer at all during X2 and openly hating how under-used her character was, Halle Berry suddenly loves the X-Men movies now because she's agreed to come back as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Via HuffPo: She was appearing on "The Tonight Show"…

Halle Berry is a goddamn crazy woman, but if there's one thing college taught me about them, it's that every once in a while that crazy pays off. Although, for Movie 43 director Peter Farrelly it wasn't so much drunken sex with Marilyn Manson playing in the background causing him to jump out a…

Despite Oliver Martinez punching his beautiful French Canadian face into a Picasso, Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry surprisingly reached a speedy agreement yesterday that will allow Gabriel to still see his daughter Nahla which means Halle Berry is dead. She died. That's the only way this could've happened. RadarOnline reports:…

In case you were wondering just how badly Olivier Martinez beat the living shit out of Gabriel Aubry's face, it was this bad and the reaction you're looking for is "SACRE BLEU!" And just looking at these photos explains how he was able to obtain a restraining order against Olivier along with…

In case you haven't heard by now, Halle Berry's fiance Olivier Martinez beat the living shit out of her ex Gabriel Aubry's face after the two got into a fight on Thanksgiving morning when Gabriel dropped off Nahla, so right off the bat you know Halle made this all happen by standing…

We already know Halle Berry is batshit crazy, but what we didn't know is that it apparently runs in the family. Extra reports: "You wanna know who I’m related to?," said Berry. "Sarah Palin… That’s what I said! Ah!" She added, "In some twisted way… somebody sent me this information that she…

Posted by Photo Boy Since Halle Berry wants to move their child to France to punish Gabriel Aubry for slinging racial slurs at her (he didn't) and assaulting a nanny (he didn't), he's now suing her for a tremendous amount in lawyer's fees and child support. Via…

When we last left Halle Berry she was in the middle of making it look like Gabriel Aubry assaulted their nanny so she could strip him of visitation rights which absolutely no one bought including the judge. Since then there's been a legal circus that's so far resulted in their daughter Nahla…

Before we get started, I should probably correct a previous post that said Olivier Martinez proposed to Halle Berry. Turns out a jeweler made the whole thing up, so just assume the rest of this post is why Olivier's biding his time in Chocolate Boobie Wonderland before plotting his escape. On that…

Despite the fact Halle Berry launched an insane public custody battle where she basically called Gabriel Aubry a racist for fathering a child with her only to turn around and go, "Just kidding! Tee-hee!" when he produced recordings of her going batshit on his voicemail, Olivier Martinez has decided to…

This may come as a shock to a lot of you, but Halle Berry has really awesome breasts. So here they are in Malibu yesterday where she celebrated her 45th birthday, yet looked light years more awesome than the 38-year-old Heidi Klum. -- From the front anyway. Granted, Halle's only…

Posted by Photo Boy - The Situation is getting his own spin-off series. As are Pauly D, JWoww and Snooki. Thank god, because I can't imagine going a whole summer without knowing how many penises got barfed on at some beach house. [Popeater] - Rob Lowe was on a…

Halle Berry has apparently been talked down and now realizes calling Gabriel Aubry a racist in the press might not have been the most constructive move in their custody battle - or she's a race-traitor. You can read into this however you like. Via RadarOnline:…

Continuing with her Gabriel Aubry is a racist theme despite Kim Kardashian already being an assload of evidence, sources close to Halle Berry are claiming Gabriel used to go "nuts" whenever he read reports that called their daughter black, according to TMZ: Whenever Gabriel would read a story about…

Ever since Kim Kardashian was dragged into the Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry custody battle, I've been amazed at how long it's taken her to jump all over an opportunity to wedge her ass into the press. Then again, I always forget focus groups take a…