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YLB, please tell Kirsten Gillibrand that you know from personal experience that simply being a dumb twat is not enough for people to take you seriously.

Kirsten Gillibrand is campaigning by living her best life. So why aren’t voters responding?

“I think it’s just gender bias. I think people are generally biased against women. I think also biased against young women,” she said. “There’s just bias and it’s real and it exists, but you have to overcome it.” … “Voters will give a woman a shot. They just have to get to know her,” Gillibrand said. “They might make a judgment without knowing her, but once they meet her and know who she is and why she’s running, it will give her that opportunity.”

She used to be conservative until she realized that she wouldn’t go anywhere unless she became a liberal. She tried to make America believe that the incidence of sexual assault on women in college is so high that 20% of female students have experienced it.

She’s a clown who badly needs to find someone else to help her with her makeup. She’ll come in as a close second to Liz Warren in the unlikeability race.

She’s as fake as a Hillary Clinton accent during a speech at a Baptist church in the deep South.

Brennan, Baker, Comey, McCabe, Strzok are pieces of shit and their day of reckoning is coming.

Exactly what Team PIZZACANNIBAL said when each of the last three investigations was announced.

With the second IG investigative report wrapped up and expected any day (and knowing that Barr withholds these things for political purposes), we’ve seen a series of paid shills paraded across FOX studios to claim insider Qanon knowledge of its contents, we’ve seen president rage-Tweet launching attacks against the FBI Dir he appointed, we’ve seen Barr shading Horowitz and expressing “concerns”, and now Barr announces a fourth probe.

TEH STORM IS COMMING! Storm of bullshit. And gullible Qanon dupes like Teh Dumbfuck are peeling down, oiling up, and heading out to the Dough Boy pool.

82,000 sealed indictments. All DemonRat and RINO leaders arrested and executed. Hillary imprisoned and waterboarded in GITMO. All resistance to the iron-fist rule of dumbfuck’s orange moron eliminated and buried in unmarked graves. Gman stoned to death at the gates of the city! Open season on black males!

@2 13 days ago: SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Attorney General Barr, has the president or anyone at the White House ever asked or suggested that you open an investigation of anyone? WILLIAM BARR, ATTORNEY GENERAL: I wouldn’t – I wouldn’t – HARRIS: Yes or no? BARR: Could you – could you repeat that question? HARRIS: I will repeat it. BARR: Yes. HARRIS: Has the president or anyone at the White House ever asked or suggested that you open an investigation of anyone? Yes or no, please, sir. BARR: The president or anybody else. HARRIS: Seems you would remember something like that and be able to tell us. BARR: Yes, but I`m trying to grapple with the word suggest. I mean, there have been discussions of matters out there that they have not asked me to open an investigation. But – HARRIS: Perhaps they’ve suggested? BARR: I don’t know. I wouldn’t say suggest. HARRIS: Hinted? BARR: I don`t know. —- there is a zero chance that trump hasn’t asked his pet AG to open investigations against his perceived enemies

It feels like trumps attempt to find out exactly how Russia got caught. All findings will be gift wrapped and handed off to putin so he can successfully hack the 2020 elections for The GOP while leaving as little traceable evidence as possible.

I don’t expect to win the Democrats’ nomination for the presidential race in 2020, but I fully expect to get a nice, cushy job in a Democrat’s cabinet or an ambassador’s job. All I have to do is go through the motions and pretend I’ve got a chance, and, when I inevitably get my butt kicked, get on the bandwagon for the person who wins the nomination. After all, my gig as governor is coming to an end, and I’m not much good for anything except being a politician. (Man, these term limit rules sure get in the way of spending my career on the government’s dole!”

@14 Well, at least you have some experience for the job you’re angling for. Actually more experience than all of Trump’s cabinet put together. But that’s hardly surprising given that Trump demands subject matter ignorance and deems knowing what you’re talking about disqualifying.

“Actually, more like a gain of 2,300 DJIA points since the beginning of the year”

Which puts it back to where it was almost a year and a half ago. Well done, Dumbfuck. Only 25,000 more to go and the performance of the DJIA under your orange moron will have finally matched that of the usurping Kenyan Marxist!

Meanwhile, in the real economy, it seems most of the growth in the last 3 quarters has come from inventory building — which, of course, is not real growth — some of it tariff-induced. It’s just businesses stockpiling goods they hope to sell later, in part to get ahead of imposition of tariffs.

“lashing out in closeted rage”….”you morphed into a full-fledged jihadist fanatic”.

Go easy on Bob, it can’t be easy to know that your beloved President raised your taxes and at the same time tell him to stop his crying and that he should sacrifice a little, as he distributes more of Bob’s money in the form of a bailout to the farmers in pure socialistic fashion. And to boot he’s probably going to have to get use to seeing American soldiers in body bags, returning from Iran, on TV. It will only get worse if some of those dead that are being sent back result in stories that speak of their illegal citizenship status.

” No need for violence. All it takes to defeat Doctor Dumbfuck is laughter and ridicule.” (see below – I know Bob doesn’t really mean everything he says…..some people here, including myself, just like to provoke).

“gman’s totally safe”

Bob – I forgive you, it’s the Christian thing to do. Besides I don’t feel threatened by you, and if there is anything that I said that made you feel threatened, I apologize – my reaction was more of your comment in generality and me stating that if anyone is going to do me any wrong then I certainly won’t go down without a fight.

After all, it was me that tried to bring a truce to not having people refer to you as a dumbfuck. I guess I didn’t do such a good job. I’m a lover not a hater. But I have faults too (I am Human) – I still hate individuals that I perceive or realize hate me for who I am, not for my character. For this reason, I can see why racism is so bad. Or antisemitism, or any bigotry in any form. Aside from it being wrong, it only creates more of a problem for the racist/bigot.

And, it may come across in the wrong way, but I think if I (or anyone in the same position) can point out how bad bigotry is in the form of playing a bigot then maybe something can be brought to light. I’m probably wrong but I like to fight fire with fire. .

The other day I helped a blind black woman get closer to her destination. It was lightly raining, she had no umbrella (neither did I); i just figured she’d get out of the rain quicker. I don’t know any racist that would do that. But how would I feel about that same woman if she were spewing anti-gay shit? I doubt I would have helped her – that’s one of my flaws.

I could go on – but I won’t. As we all know, writing isn’t my best skill. But Bob please capitalize the G next time.

“According to Cosovoy’s , the president’s personal lawyer, Kafkaesque syllogism, Congress is barred from investigating the president because that is a proper function of law enforcement, not Congress, and in turn, law enforcement may not investigate President Trump because he is immune from prosecution. ”

As always, if this had been Obama, republicans would be acting differently than just rolling over and playing dead.

Interesting take on Warren. ————-Standing for her principles and values : check Calling out the BS on the Fox News Hate machine: check Standing out from the crowd with well thought out plans and policies : check Not outsourcing her outreach to Fox but at the same time reaching out to non-blue voters: check Fit to be President: TRIPLE Check

52, It’s a dead end argument either way. But it’s the only argument he’s got. And he only has it because the committee lawyers gave it to him.

Oversight has unusually broad authority compared to most House committees. That’s what makes it a plumb committee. Nobody knew who fuckwits like Trey Gowdy, or Jason Chaffetz, or Darrell Issa were until they took that gavel and used it to create hundreds of hours of sound bite clips perfectly crafted for the modern era of hot take media. The committee staff and lawyers are plenty eager to obtain a dispositive ruling on that authority as early as possible in the term so they can get on with their own show without bothersome constraints.

It would be a trivial thing for committee lawyers to offer a concrete legislative purpose for these inquiries. But they don’t want to give anything away that they don’t have to. Remember Gowdy and Chaffetz spent four years investigating BENGHAAAZIII!! with no constitutional authority to initiate legislative action regulating the President’s conduct of diplomatic missions abroad. Article II, sec 2 is a great big spider hole that president sundowner has every intention of crawling into if he can.“I don’t have to tell you about my* extensive efforts to trade national security for scam real estate deals, bailout loans, and Russian hooker pee. That’s diplomacy!”

Getting this decided now means the committee can move forward with plans to put people under oath about all their negotiations abroad. That goes waaay beyond Russian election hacking. And none of it has been looked at so far.

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