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You can learn more about the AUTHORS (Including PHOTOS, so you can have your favorite I Can Taste The Blood author like how everyone has a favorite Beatle--Mine's George, btw--or print me and hang me up on a wall and throw darts at that dark shadow under my lower lip, drop me in the toilet and snap pics of "the Author" riding your turd or sinking into your (hopefully) honey-golden piss, or catch my photo's diminishing mid-flush surprise-- You get the picture . . . )

​FOUR OF THE AUTHORS ARE MORE TALENTED THAN I AM AND YOU SHOULD READ THE BOOK IF ONLY FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS (Well OK I think I am worth reading sometimes, let's be honest and call a bolus a bolus, if I'm a bolus, I'm a fine bolus):

VISIT FREQUENTLY, LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL BORN INTO A HIGHLY ORTHODOX RELIGIOUS GROUP GOES TO A MEATPACKING DISTRICT TRANSVESTITE BAR JUST TO STAND IN THE CORNER AND WATCH. GO LIKE A LOSER MAKING THE LINE FOR COFFEE LONGER AS HE RATTLES OFF 1,000 DIFFERENT LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER.