Aww, you're so sweet. Now I almost feel bad. Almost. Nothing personal, you understand.
And you won't be the only one for long. We have a list a couple pages long of stories we need to do. You were just unlucky enough to be the first.
Actually, we're both really surprised that you took this so well, and somewhat impressed with your maturity. Authors aren't supposed to respond like this. They're supposed to get all mad. You people are no fun at all, you know that?

my lady your tales are good, and i would read more, but i have one thing to say and it is this: Methinks is one word as in 'The lady doth protest too much, methinks'( ignore me i'm on a HAMLET trip for the time)