From Press-on Crown Nails to Queen-Themed Yogurt, All the Diamond Jubilee Crap You Could Ever (or Never) Want

It’s our round-up of the most inventive product placements for this summer’s Diamond Jubilee. Only the second monarch in British history (Queen Victoria was the first) to celebrate this landmark, Queen Elizabeth has inspired one echoing sound from Britain’s retailers: ka-ching! Here’s the good, the bad, and the ugly of Jubilee merchandise—from press-on crown nails to a rad neon silk scarf—that you can add to your own memorabilia.