GWYNETH PALTROW IS A DERANGED, LYING WHORE

GWYNETH PALTROW

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow (who is also the world’s worst blogger) went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon recently and made some pretty lurid accusations against lion tamer/illusionist Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy fame.

Paltrow claimed Horn tried to lift up her dress and kiss her on the lips. This allegedly happened at the opening of the Cosmopolitan casino in Las Vegas where Paltrow’s husband Chis Martin and his band Coldplay were performing.

Why would a famously gay wheelchair-bound man (Horn is still suffering the effects of a tiger mauling during a performance seven years ago and the resulting brain trauma) sexually harass an actress on the red carpet of a casino opening, in public and in front of her husband? The answer appears to be he didn’t. Paltrow is lying. She made the whole incident up.

Multiple witnesses who were standing next to Horn during his brief exchange with Paltrow have come forward. One told gossip columnist Norm! that the ONLY thing Horn said to the actress was, “Boy, you are awfully tall.” The witness, a friend of Horn’s, also pointed out that the longtime Vegas entertainer had no idea who Paltrow was.