A Monumental and Majestic Work of Epic Proportions by your lowly and humble photographic servant.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Use a Condom, Every Time

Even if just having sex.

This Christmas message brought to you by the Condom Animal Makers here at The Thing of the Moment.

(This post dedicated to the female friend (who remains anonymous but will instantly recognize herself) who once expressed dismay at the waste of having to purchase an ENTIRE package of 6 condoms with a 2 year expiration date.)

your lowly and humble photographic servant

Everything I call my own, I stole from you. I can see into your soul with my one good eye.

'The Thing of the Moment' refers to the act of taking photos and posting them online; Never to the subjects themselves. Your lowly and humble photographic servant wishes to thank the subjects who appear, knowingly or unknowingly, in this work for their infinite kindness and patience.