Thursday, February 8, 2018

I have no idea what Nancy Pelosi was flapping her jibs about all day yesterday.

Two old bags and a crone walk into a bar…

I do know that instead of working with her fellow members of the House to reach a resolution on the DACA/immigration problem she spent the day protesting the impasse. The record-setting 8 hour speech was Nancy’s allocated 1 minute floor time - proving yet again that if you give a Democrat an inch they’ll take a mile.

I think Nancy called on Hillary’s Dr. Feelgood before the speech and got one of his magic reanimation shots. The onlookers were not as fortunate so they needed to be traded out every couple of hours in order to prevent them from entering a permanent deep sleep.

California Democratic Rep. Doris Matsui

I was surprised that Nancy didn’t have a translator on hand in order to provide a Spanish version of her marathon remarks for the benefit of Dreamers who haven’t gotten around to learning English yet. Just as well though; I had visions of her translator having a meltdown like MuammarGaddafi’s did during his 2009 rambling speech at the UN:

After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation.

“I just can’t take it any more,” Khadafy’s interpreter shouted into the live microphone – in Arabic. – NY Post

That would have been bad television. And we all know what happens to people who create bad television.

In the end all we really learned was that Nancy was willing to stand in 4 inch heels for illegal aliens for over 8 hours. It would be nice if she would stand for her fellow American citizens occasionally as well.