What’s Naughty:Pricey; watch face a bit large if you have skinny little girl wrists (such as myself).

What’s the Deal:Want to be a pimp without having to deal with all the misogyny and legal ramifications? Head on over to Tokyo Flash and pick up one of their curiously-named Pimp Pusher watches. Bizarre (yet beautiful) displays will satisfy your horometrical tendencies in style. Select from an assortment of highly-original designs and be the envy of all your friends.

You don’t need to be obsessed with Japan to find the Pimp P1 Pusher awesome. Heck, we’ve never been to Tokyo but if it’s even half as well-crafted as this watch, it puts our neck of the woods to shame. Featuring 72 surface-mount LEDs, the Pimp P1 Pusher indicates the time by illuminating one light for the hour (along the left column) and one light for every minute that has passed within the hour. So if it’s 5:17, there are going to be 22 different LEDs lit up. You get the idea. You’re a smart one.

Between the hours of 6PM and 1AM—”Pimp Time,” according to Tokyo Flash—several rows of LEDs will randomly light every two minutes to catch the eyes of passersby and remind you just how cool your wrist looks.

The downside is that you’re forced to do quick math in your head in order to determine the time. So if multiplying and/or adding numbers are not things you’re into, you may want to look elsewhere. This watch is more for those who want to look 1337 regardless of the time of day. The Pimp P1 Pusher Wristwatch is a timeless timepiece any geek would be honored to own.

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