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Bags under the eyes

Im a 33-year-old guy who does his best to stay healthy and get plenty of sleep; however, for the past few months Ive noticed Ive been developing big, puffy bags and dark circles under my eyes. Ive tried eye creams, tea bags, cucumbers and ice packs. Nothing seems to work. Any ideas?

This is not a good sign. My macrobiotic friends would suspect kidney trouble, but some people are predisposed to bags and dark circles. I prescribe an immediate vacation, green tea instead of coffee and no smoking! Have you ever heard of a Las Vegas face-lift? Im told some people use Preparation H for temporary unpacking of their bags. Dont interpret this as medical advice, just showbiz lore.