According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Tomko went to a nearby Chili’s … where he asked his waitress for a spoon. When the server brought him a teaspoon, he asked for a “deeper spoon” … and when he got it, he took it to the men’s room … where he remained for 30 to 40 minutes.

Cops were eventually tipped off … and when they arrived on the scene, one officer says Tomko had “needle marks and blood running down his arm” … and had just flushed something down the toilet.

Tomko was taken into custody — and allegedly told police he has a “severe drug problem.”

To his credit, I spent 40 minutes in the bathroom the last time I was at Chili’s, too. He was taken to a hospital, then immediately taken to jail.

Tomko spent five years in TNA Wrestling and held one-half of their tag team championships, making him at least as good of a wrestler as Cincinnati Bengals cornerback Pacman Jones. He’s spent a lot of time in Japan, as well, but is best known for his seven-or-so years in World Wrestling Entertainment and that one time Christian asked him to “drop a beat” so he could battle rap John Cena and was refused. According to this report, that might’ve been the only time he’s ever said “no”.

Before becoming a wrestler, Tomko was a bodyguard for Limp Bizkit, and you can see him milling about in the “My Generation” video, so at least it’s comforting to know that getting sent to jail for shooting up 200 off-brand drug store painkillers in the worst of the family restaurants isn’t the saddest thing that’s ever happened to him.

Given TNA’s drug addict-friendly policy, and love of anything related to WWF, I imagine this is going to lead to a rehash of the Ken Patera/McDonald’s/Bobby Heenan angle.

Taz: “Tomko was so very hungry for drugs, Mike. Is that such a crime? Especially when it was that no-good Bobby “The Brain” Heenan who put him up to it!”
Tomko: “You sold me up the river, Heenan. You put me behind bars, and never once came to visit me! I had a lot of time in there to think about the Bobby Heenan types of the world, types like yourself, and you’re gonna get what’s coming to you.”
Bobby Heenan: “I don’t know who you are. Why am I here? I’m almost 70 years old and I have cancer.”
Hulk Hogan: “What ‘cha gonna do, brother, when the totally still a draw Hulkster runs wild on you?.”
Eric Bischoff: “WCW! NWO! Monday Night Wars!” *Does 26 consecutive heel/face turns.*
Kurt Angle: “Tomko! I just want to know one thing — do you have any more of that oxycontin, and if so, can I borrow some for a friend… yeah…”
Tomko: *Passed out in corner of ring with needle sticking out of arm.*