Okay it's not actually a xylophone, it's a marimba, which is like a xylophone, but without all the crazy spelling. The first video is the main Zelda theme, but there are a couple other ditties as well, including the Song of Storms, Gerudo Valley theme, Saria's Song and the Song of Time. Me? I just belted out Britney Spears' 'Lucky' in the shower as loud as I could not realizing my roommate had brought people over. WTF DEREK -- I NEVER BRING FRIENDS OVER UNANNOUNCED. "I know -- because you don't have any!" OMG I am so gonna kill you tonight.

Thanks to Jody, who's spent his entire life trying to forget that kids on the bus used to call him Grody Jody for eating his boogers only to have some @$$hole blogger bring it up in a shoutout. My bad.