Ahhh, nothing like waking up from a Maker's Mark induced 12 hour nap, to check your news of the day, and find out that the one and only, infamous, well rounded, well spoken (he speaks so well!), intelligent, witty, charismatic, caring, cute as a button, Bill Maas just got nailed for drugs and weapons.

What is this world coming to when someone of his stature and bearing is in trouble for carrying those things that us gentlemen of the day prefer to own and use?

(wtf, was he going to a rave? did he have glow sticks, pacifiers, and candy bracelets in the car too? dumbfuck)

On behalf of Chiefs fans everywhere, I'd like to apologize to the world for Bill Maas. He was fine on the O-line, but whoever decided to let him do his Junior John Madden routine in front of a microphone should be shot.

As for his replacement? Who knows. If there's a missing and mildly retarded Albert brother out there, they'll probably give him the gig.