Puddings are manly when you SET THEM ON FIRE.
Also blood pudding.
MANLY.

And now, a brief history lesson.

This, of course, makes the British the owners of the world's most manly puddings. This would appear to contradict conventional wisdom, but one must remember that these recipes are very old, predating the Great Wussification of the 1800's. Back before people like Wordsworth started spewing mindless drivel about how pretty the rainbows are and how yellow the flowers are, the British were quite manly indeed! It was in fact common British practice to challenge each other to duels over nothing in particular, just because you wanted to STAB someone! This manliness can be seen in the literature of the time as well--it is well known that the pre-Wussification era produced the greatest writer known to man, William Shakespeare, who is widely recognised for his practice of killing off every fucking character in his fucking plays.
In conclusion, Wordsworth doomed Brittainy to being pansies, and pudding is best served doused in alcohol and set on fire.
Thank you, and goodnight.

Oh sure, being far from "ground zero," so to speak, he appears to still be manly on the surface. But just you watch. One day it will come out that he watches Sleepless In Seattle every night and cries himself to sleep or some such.

In other news, WHY AM I INSULTING EVERY BRITISH 'FESTER ON THESE BOARDS? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY.

Oh sure, being far from "ground zero," so to speak, he appears to still be manly on the surface. But just you watch. One day it will come out that he watches Sleepless In Seattle every night and cries himself to sleep or some such.

In other news, WHY AM I INSULTING EVERY BRITISH 'FESTER ON THESE BOARDS? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY.

Now do the Germans!_________________attitude of a street punk, only cutting selected words out of context to get onself excuse to let one's dirty mouth loose