vaya con pance

today’s word is “biovent” September 22, 2010

I was behind a dude in line at Whole Foods for lunch today and his backpack straps had the word “Biovent” stitched on them. The “vent” part stood out in particular to me having just vomited 5 blocks worth of work frustrations to my friend on the stroll.

I think I’m going to adopt this as a new term for when everything in your life (bio) seems to be falling apart at once, when there isn’t one thing in particular that’s broken, just a holistic feeling of frustration for how things are. To be used when you generally just want to unleash all the sucktasticness onto someone, something or some… adult beverage…

In a sentence: Let’s go get a drink, I need to biovent.

In action: When driven to extremes, may look something like Ryan Reynolds in the car