Joke For Today - 03/08/17

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AlanHoV.I.P Member

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Subject: Joke For Today - 03/08/17 Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:37 pm

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him...what? . . . . . . .

> > > > > A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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AlanHoV.I.P Member

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Subject: Re: Joke For Today - 03/08/17 Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:18 pm

Even though the funny bit is really quite atrocious?

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