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Marketing Department: A guy walks by a table and says, "Hey! It's a magazine!" He reaches for it. Engineering Department: A loud speaker says, "Danger! A magazine has been discovered in marketing!" Alice looks scared. Alice pokes her head into Dilbert cubicle and says, "Marketing has a magazine!" Dilbert gasps and his hair stands on end. Dilbert heads for the War Room. He says, "Gather the other engineers. We must get that magazine." Alice says, "Check." Dilbert says to Alice, Asok and Wally, "We think is was a careless mistake by someone in the mail department." Dilbert says, "As you know, there is nothing more dangerous than a marketing person with a little bit of knowledge." Dilbert points to a diagram on the dry-erase board. He says, "We know where the magazine will be read. We need nets, rope and traquilizer darts." The marketing guy starts to enter the men's restroom as a darts flies towards his neck. He thinks, "I'll have to ask engineering to build one of these space staions..."

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Dogbert the real estate agent
"When it rains the sewer backs up and covers the driveway."
"Lake view."
"Every spring rabid squirrels rip off huge chunks of the roof to look for food."
"Seasonal skylight."
"The dry brush behind the house is a fire hazard."
"Potential, fireplace."

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The Boss: all shredders are nbeing centralized at our corporate headquarters.
If you need something shredded, give it to ask.
Dilbert: dude, I think he meant you would take it to the shredders.
Asok: mouth....so...dry

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The Boss says, "Alice, I need you to give a presentation to the entire sales division." Alice says, "GAAA!!! The very thought of public speaking dehydrates me!" The Boss thinks, "Maybe I should find someone moister."