Responding to a call about a naked man covered in Crisco wandering around Rock Island, police officers found Chad William Forber with the cooking spray can still under his arm.

"He said he had been dropped off somewhere on 11th Street and that he had walked to the area where he was apprehended," Rock Island Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen said of the 41-year-old from Blue Grass. "He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm."