What is the deal with the message is too short when the message isn't too short?

Ugh it's annoying isn't it? I'm not sure why it's not working properly. Some sites have the message too short thing so you actually contribute something more than a "QFT" or whatever else you may have to say in 4 letters or less.

I think if something can be said in one letter than so be it. I'll put this on my list of "things we'd like to see go away" for club conspiracy.

Greetings. This is Fra N. I would like to introduce myself to the new owners of club conspiracy who are Illuminati. I would like to tell you that I am an average citizen of the United States. And I would like to tell you that I think your entire fraternity and organization of worthless gypsies isn't worth two rat turds to me and I would really enjoy it if they would all decide to increase my welfare to about 5000 dollars a month.

Greetings. This is Fra N. I would like to introduce myself to the new owners of club conspiracy who are Illuminati. I would like to tell you that I am an average citizen of the United States. And I would like to tell you that I think your entire fraternity and organization of worthless gypsies isn't worth two rat turds to me and I would really enjoy it if they would all decide to increase my welfare to about 5000 dollars a month.

Thank you.

--Fra.

Greetings Leonardo, we have our Illuminati eye on you and believe me all of us in the organization are not pleased with your actions of late. As I type this our fraternity is constructing a special holding pen for you deep underneath the Denver, CO airport. It is a 10X10 cell and we will be restricting you to 56k internet access and basic cable. Harsh? Yes. But we feel it's necessary.

Good day sir.

PS Leave Blue Angel alone, she doesn't want to go to the prom with you.

Greetings Leonardo, we have our Illuminati eye on you and believe me all of us in the organization are not pleased with your actions of late. As I type this our fraternity is constructing a special holding pen for you deep underneath the Denver, CO airport. It is a 10X10 cell and we will be restricting you to 56k internet access and basic cable. Harsh? Yes. But we feel it's necessary.

Good day sir.

PS Leave Blue Angel alone, she doesn't want to go to the prom with you.

It's a vegan diet, but I know on Sunday's they serve chocolate soy yogurt as a special treat.

Does vegan include 18 ounce T-bone?

There ain't nobody at the Denver airport that's a vegan! I was born in Denver! We're moutain folks! We eat beef and drink beer! That's goes for all above ground and those in deep underground bunkers! and the aliens too!

Does the basic cable come with a sports package so I can catch broncos games?