TikiWiki Mod details : taglines-rcogley

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INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Don\'t be so humble - you are not that great. " -Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"His ignorance is encyclopedic" -Abba Eban (1915-)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If a man does his best, what else is there?" -General George S. Patton (1885-1945)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " -A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " -Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " -Saint Augustine (354-430)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I\'m not sure about the former. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " -Galileo Galilei');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. " -Emile Zola (1840-1902)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"This book fills a much-needed gap. " -Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " -definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I\'m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " -e e cummings (1894-1962)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Give me a museum and I\'ll fill it. " -Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Assassins!" -Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I\'ll moider da bum. " -Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. " -Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " -Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. " -Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " -Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Whether you think that you can, or that you can\'t, you are usually right. " -Henry Ford (1863-1947)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Do, or do not. There is no \'try\'. " -Yoda (\'The Empire Strikes Back\')');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." -H. G. Wells (1866-1946)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." -unknown');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I\'ll sleep when I\'m dead." -Warren Zevon');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." -Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head." -Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. " -Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Wit is educated insolence. " -Aristotle (284-322 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you\'ll be happy; if not, you\'ll become a philosopher. " -Socrates (470-399 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. " -Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. " -Gore Vidal');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. " -Antoine de St. Exupery');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. " -Samuel Palmer (1805-80)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. " -Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. " -Guy Davenport');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. " -Niels Bohr (1885-1962)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" -Niels Bohr (1885-1962)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. " -Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)');
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INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I would have made a good Pope. " -Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. " -John von Neumann (1903-1957)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The mistakes are all waiting to be made. " -chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game\'s opening position');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. " -Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. " -Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one\'s work is terribly important. " -Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. " -H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"What do you take me for, an idiot?"');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. " -Bill Hirst');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Three o\'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. " -Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. " -Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If you haven\'t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "-Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A man can\'t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. " -John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Logic is in the eye of the logician. "-Gloria Steinem');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"No one can earn a million dollars honestly. " -William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Everything has been figured out, except how to live. " -Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. " -Martin Fraquhar Tupper');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I\'ll waste no time reading it. " -Moses Hadas (1900-1966)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. " -Groucho Marx (1895-1977)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"When ideas fail, words come in very handy. "-Goethe (1749-1832)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"In the end, everything is a gag. "-Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The nice thing about egotists is that they don\'t talk about other people. " -Lucille S. Harper');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"You got to be careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going, because you might not get there. "-Yogi Berra');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. " -Walt Disney (1901-1966)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"He who hesitates is a damned fool. "-Mae West (1892-1980)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. " -Gail Godwin');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. " -Henry Kissinger (1923-)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The graveyards are full of indispensable men. " -Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"You can pretend to be serious; you can\'t pretend to be witty. " -Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Behind every great fortune there is a crime. " -Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If women didn\'t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. " -Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I am not young enough to know everything. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. "-General George Patton (1885-1945)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. " -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There is no sincerer love than the love of food. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I don\'t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. " -Katherine Cebrian');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I have an existential map; it has \'you are here\' written all over it. " -Steven Wright');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. " -Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. "-Oliver Herford (1863-1935)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I have read your book and much like it. " -Moses Hadas (1900-1966)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The covers of this book are too far apart. " -Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Everywhere I go I\'m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don\'t stifle enough of them. " -Flannery O\'Connor (1925-1964)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. " -Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. " -Voltaire (1694-1778)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I\'ve never tried before. " -Mae West (1892-1980)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I don\'t know anything about music. In my line you don\'t have to. " -Elvis Presley (1935-1977)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"No Sane man will dance. "-Cicero (106-43 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Hell is a half-filled auditorium. "-Robert Frost (1874-1963)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. " -Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Vote early and vote often. "-Al Capone (1899-1947)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Hell is other people. "-Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I am become death, shatterer of worlds. " -Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world\'s first nuclear explosion)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Happiness is good health and a bad memory. " -Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. "-Thomas Jones');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. " -Al Capone (1899-1947)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The gods too are fond of a joke. " -Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. " -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. " -Gloria Leonard');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. " -Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I\'m not there, I go to work. " -Robert Orben');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The cynics are right nine times out of ten. " -Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. " -Plato (427-347 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Plato was a bore. " -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. " -Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I\'m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. " -Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Hemingway was a jerk. " -Harold Robbins');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"How can I lose to such an idiot?" -A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. " -Woody Allen (1935-)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I don\'t feel good. " -The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn\'t cure. "-Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Men have become the tools of their tools. " -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. "-Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. " -Gore Vidal');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I don\'t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. " -Woody Allen (1935-)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. "-Abba Eban (1915-)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. " -Charles William Stubbs');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Sanity is a madness put to good uses. " -George Santayana (1863-1952)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Imitation is the sincerest form of television. " -Fred Allen (1894-1956)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"In America, anybody can be president. That\'s one of the risks you take. "-Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Copy from one, it\'s plagiarism; copy from two, it\'s research. " -Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Why don\'t you write books people can read?" -Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. " -T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Criticism is prejudice made plausible. " -Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is better to be quotable than to be honest. "-Tom Stoppard');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. " -Karl Wallenda');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Opportunities multiply as they are seized. " -Sun Tzu');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. " -Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('" The best way to predict the future is to invent it. " -Alan Kay');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Never mistake motion for action. " -Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Hell is paved with good samaritans. " -William M. Holden');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Silence is argument carried out by other means. " -Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Well done is better than well said. " -Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The average person thinks he isn\'t. "-Father Larry Lorenzoni');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Heav\'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn\'d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn\'d. "-William Congreve (1670-1729)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. " -Helen Rowland (1876-1950)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. " -Perelman');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. " -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There is a country is Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. " -Sigfried Hulzer');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. " -Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. " -Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I think it would be a good idea. " -Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. "-Edmund Burke (1729-1797)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I\'m not a member of any organized political party, I\'m a Democrat!"-Will Rogers (1879-1935)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can\'t it get us out?" "-Will Rogers (1879-1935)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. " -Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. " -Irving Kristol');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. " -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"640K ought to be enough for anybody. " -Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a \'C\', the idea must be feasible. " -A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith\'s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" -H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"We don\'t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. " -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Everything that can be invented has been invented. " -Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Denial ain\'t just a river in Egypt. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. " -General George S. Patton (1885-1945)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"After I\'m dead I\'d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. " -Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. " -Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Don\'t let it end like this. Tell them I said something. " -last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man\'s nose begins. " -Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. " -Tom Clancy');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It\'s not the size of the dog in the fight, it\'s the size of the fight in the dog. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. " -Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), "The Prince"');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. " -Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. " -Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"We\'re going to turn this team around 360 degrees. " -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Half this game is ninety percent mental. " -Yogi Berra');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole. "-Bill Wulf');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There\'s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. " -Flannery O\'Connor (1925-1964)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault." -Cicero (106-43 B.C.)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." -Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run." -Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"He would make a lovely corpse." -Charles Dickens (1812-1870)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I\'ve just learned about his illness. Let\'s hope it\'s nothing trivial." -Irvin S. Cobb');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I worship the quicksand he walks in." -Art Buchwald');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Wagner\'s music is better than it sounds." -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. " -Paul Valery (1871-1945)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." -General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"#3 pencils and quadrille pads." -Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray." -Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when was informed that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis. " -Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God.');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don\'t need. " -Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The truth is more important than the facts. " -Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Research is what I\'m doing when I don\'t know what I\'m doing. " -Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. "-Albert Einstein (1879-1955)');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."-Scott Adams');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Think big thoughts but relish small treasures."-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"The journey between what you once were and who you are now becoming is where the dance of life really takes place "-Barbara DeAngelis');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world."-Hans Margolius');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable"-Mark Twain');
INSERT INTO `tiki_cookies` (`cookie`) VALUES ('"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. "-Katherine Hepburn');

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delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. " -Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Don\'t be so humble - you are not that great. " -Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"His ignorance is encyclopedic" -Abba Eban (1915-)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If a man does his best, what else is there?" -General George S. Patton (1885-1945)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " -A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " -Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. " -Saint Augustine (354-430)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I\'m not sure about the former. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " -Galileo Galilei' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. " -Emile Zola (1840-1902)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"This book fills a much-needed gap. " -Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " -definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I\'m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " -e e cummings (1894-1962)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Give me a museum and I\'ll fill it. " -Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Assassins!" -Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I\'ll moider da bum. " -Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. " -Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " -Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. " -Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. " -Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Whether you think that you can, or that you can\'t, you are usually right. " -Henry Ford (1863-1947)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Do, or do not. There is no \'try\'. " -Yoda (\'The Empire Strikes Back\')' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." -H. G. Wells (1866-1946)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." -unknown' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I\'ll sleep when I\'m dead." -Warren Zevon' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." -Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head." -Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. " -Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Wit is educated insolence. " -Aristotle (284-322 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you\'ll be happy; if not, you\'ll become a philosopher. " -Socrates (470-399 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. " -Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. " -Gore Vidal' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. " -Antoine de St. Exupery' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. " -Samuel Palmer (1805-80)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. " -Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. " -Guy Davenport' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. " -Niels Bohr (1885-1962)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" -Niels Bohr (1885-1962)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. " -Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it\'s the exact opposite. " -Paul Dirac (1902-1984)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I would have made a good Pope. " -Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. " -John von Neumann (1903-1957)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The mistakes are all waiting to be made. " -chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game\'s opening position' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. " -Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. " -Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one\'s work is terribly important. " -Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. " -H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. " -Albert Einstein (1879-1955)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"What do you take me for, an idiot?"' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. " -Bill Hirst' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Three o\'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. " -Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. " -Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If you haven\'t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. "-Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A man can\'t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. " -John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Logic is in the eye of the logician. "-Gloria Steinem' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"No one can earn a million dollars honestly. " -William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Everything has been figured out, except how to live. " -Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. " -Martin Fraquhar Tupper' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I\'ll waste no time reading it. " -Moses Hadas (1900-1966)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. " -Groucho Marx (1895-1977)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"When ideas fail, words come in very handy. "-Goethe (1749-1832)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"In the end, everything is a gag. "-Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The nice thing about egotists is that they don\'t talk about other people. " -Lucille S. Harper' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"You got to be careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going, because you might not get there. "-Yogi Berra' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. " -Walt Disney (1901-1966)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"He who hesitates is a damned fool. "-Mae West (1892-1980)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. " -Gail Godwin' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. " -Henry Kissinger (1923-)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The graveyards are full of indispensable men. " -Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"You can pretend to be serious; you can\'t pretend to be witty. " -Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Behind every great fortune there is a crime. " -Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If women didn\'t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. " -Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I am not young enough to know everything. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. "-General George Patton (1885-1945)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. " -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There is no sincerer love than the love of food. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I don\'t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. " -Katherine Cebrian' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I have an existential map; it has \'you are here\' written all over it. " -Steven Wright' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. " -Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. "-Oliver Herford (1863-1935)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I have read your book and much like it. " -Moses Hadas (1900-1966)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The covers of this book are too far apart. " -Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Everywhere I go I\'m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don\'t stifle enough of them. " -Flannery O\'Connor (1925-1964)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. " -Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. " -Voltaire (1694-1778)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I\'ve never tried before. " -Mae West (1892-1980)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I don\'t know anything about music. In my line you don\'t have to. " -Elvis Presley (1935-1977)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"No Sane man will dance. "-Cicero (106-43 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Hell is a half-filled auditorium. "-Robert Frost (1874-1963)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. " -Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Vote early and vote often. "-Al Capone (1899-1947)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Hell is other people. "-Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I am become death, shatterer of worlds. " -Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world\'s first nuclear explosion)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Happiness is good health and a bad memory. " -Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. "-Thomas Jones' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. " -Al Capone (1899-1947)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The gods too are fond of a joke. " -Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. " -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. " -Gloria Leonard' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. " -Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I\'m not there, I go to work. " -Robert Orben' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The cynics are right nine times out of ten. " -Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. " -Plato (427-347 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Plato was a bore. " -Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. " -Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I\'m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. " -Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Hemingway was a jerk. " -Harold Robbins' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"How can I lose to such an idiot?" -A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. " -Woody Allen (1935-)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I don\'t feel good. " -The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn\'t cure. "-Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Men have become the tools of their tools. " -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. "-Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. " -Gore Vidal' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I don\'t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. " -Woody Allen (1935-)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. "-Abba Eban (1915-)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. " -Charles William Stubbs' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Sanity is a madness put to good uses. " -George Santayana (1863-1952)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Imitation is the sincerest form of television. " -Fred Allen (1894-1956)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"In America, anybody can be president. That\'s one of the risks you take. "-Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Copy from one, it\'s plagiarism; copy from two, it\'s research. " -Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Why don\'t you write books people can read?" -Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. " -T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Criticism is prejudice made plausible. " -Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is better to be quotable than to be honest. "-Tom Stoppard' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. " -Karl Wallenda' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Opportunities multiply as they are seized. " -Sun Tzu' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. " -Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='" The best way to predict the future is to invent it. " -Alan Kay' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Never mistake motion for action. " -Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Hell is paved with good samaritans. " -William M. Holden' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. " -George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Silence is argument carried out by other means. " -Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Well done is better than well said. " -Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The average person thinks he isn\'t. "-Father Larry Lorenzoni' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Heav\'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn\'d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn\'d. "-William Congreve (1670-1729)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. " -Helen Rowland (1876-1950)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. " -Perelman' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. " -Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There is a country is Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. " -Sigfried Hulzer' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. " -Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. " -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. " -Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I think it would be a good idea. " -Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. "-Edmund Burke (1729-1797)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I\'m not a member of any organized political party, I\'m a Democrat!"-Will Rogers (1879-1935)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can\'t it get us out?" "-Will Rogers (1879-1935)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. " -Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. " -Irving Kristol' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. " -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"640K ought to be enough for anybody. " -Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a \'C\', the idea must be feasible. " -A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith\'s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" -H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"We don\'t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. " -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Everything that can be invented has been invented. " -Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Denial ain\'t just a river in Egypt. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. " -General George S. Patton (1885-1945)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"After I\'m dead I\'d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. " -Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. " -Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Don\'t let it end like this. Tell them I said something. " -last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man\'s nose begins. " -Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. " -Tom Clancy' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It\'s not the size of the dog in the fight, it\'s the size of the fight in the dog. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. " -Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), "The Prince"' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. " -Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. " -Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"We\'re going to turn this team around 360 degrees. " -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Half this game is ninety percent mental. " -Yogi Berra' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole. "-Bill Wulf' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There\'s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. " -Flannery O\'Connor (1925-1964)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault." -Cicero (106-43 B.C.)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." -Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run." -Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"He would make a lovely corpse." -Charles Dickens (1812-1870)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I\'ve just learned about his illness. Let\'s hope it\'s nothing trivial." -Irvin S. Cobb' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I worship the quicksand he walks in." -Art Buchwald' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Wagner\'s music is better than it sounds." -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"A poem is never finished, only abandoned. " -Paul Valery (1871-1945)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." -General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"#3 pencils and quadrille pads." -Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray." -Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when was informed that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis. " -Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God.' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don\'t need. " -Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. " -Mark Twain (1835-1910)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The truth is more important than the facts. " -Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Research is what I\'m doing when I don\'t know what I\'m doing. " -Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. " -Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. "-Albert Einstein (1879-1955)' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."-Scott Adams' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Think big thoughts but relish small treasures."-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"The journey between what you once were and who you are now becoming is where the dance of life really takes place "-Barbara DeAngelis' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world."-Hans Margolius' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable"-Mark Twain' LIMIT 1;
delete from `tiki_cookies` where `cookie`='"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. "-Katherine Hepburn' LIMIT 1;