You can definitely tell it’s the winter school holidays now that two movies aimed at the younger, CGI loving crowd are going head to head at the box office this weekend. Here’s what’s opening on circuit to keep the kids out of trouble.

There’s a certain charm to being aware of how stupid something may be. Which is maybe why people manage to put up with me. Take the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies for instance. My Grodd, was it wonderfully stupid. Michaelangelo looked like he was related to President Zuma, master Splinter was a combination of CGI nightmare fuel and the Shredder was a walking advert for Ginsu knives. Time for a sequel then.