Dude A Day: Goin' In Raw

If there's one thing you should know about Arman, it's that he really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really loves cookie dough. You're thinking "same," right? Wrong. Arman has a serious problem. Like, once he starts, he physically can't stop. We're talking endless fistfuls of the stuff, shoved fast and raw right into his gaping dough hole. Sometimes he'll even go whole hog on one of those Pillsbury logs, deepthroating the whole damn tube 'til he chokes. (Which is certainly saying something, given the fact that Arman is renowned around here for his nonexistent gag reflex...) But all this is beside the point! What matters is that today we've been given the chance to break the cycle. We've caught Arman in the act, and are the only ones who might be able to stop him from swallowing down another oh so regrettable load. Now, if only we could find something else for Arman to put in his mouth instead...