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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

It's time, once again, to take a peek at my stat counter to see how you guys found my blog. Here are a few of the actual keywords that landed you here. i love shoes becauseand this led them to MY blog???

a cool momWell, naturally my blog came up. ;)

how much to feed kidsReally? Are you asking me this? Today Brooklyn didn't eat anything. She just smeared banana all over her face. I think she was trying to get her nutrition through osmosis.

the song that gets on your nerves This is the current song that is on my nerves. Savannah came home from school and asked me about Constantinople and now I can't get this song out of my head!

peeUmmm ok?

my twoyear old won't go on the toilet anymoreBe happy! My 4 year old only goes ON the toilet. I'm trying to teach him to go IN the toilet.

four4now blogspotThis might have been fitting back in 1998.

funny marriage advice for young couplesUmm, say, "No" when your wife asks you if her outfit makes her look fat.

60 comments:

Well, at least the "just one year giraffe pajamas" makes sense. Just One Year is a brand of Carter's kid clothes sold by Target. And my son got some darn cute pajamas by them! ;)No clue how that references your blog though... you'd think they'd go to a store website if they wanted to buy pajamas!

You know it really isn't that much fun being "first" because you can't read everyone else's comments. I don't know if you should be mad, scared, or a little of both if those searches brought up your blog! hee hee Scary stuff there! You do seem to have a lot of butt stuff going on for some reason? Maybe it was all the talk about the empty toilet rolls, yes that has got to be it!

Ok Dawn, CREEPY!!!!!!!! Doesnt it just amaze you how many times the word butt leads people to your blog? I still cant figure out the reason anyone would search some of the things you posted. STRANGE. My bet is that the people searching them are in all probability MEN. lol.

Can you do me a favor? Send out a special hello to my sons pre K teacher Miss Jody. She is a fan of yours and comments whenever I get on your SSO. She loves your blog. In fact she said it was because of you that she remembered her license expired lol

Appears to me that the youngest Meehan male is trying his best to resemble Harry Potter (lightning bolt on forehead, black-rimmed glasses). Of course, he would be mimicking the character in the soon-to-be-released EIGHTH book... HARRY POTTER AND THE 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW!

Dear Schaumburg, IL readers,I was interested to read a comment in the last posting asking Dawn if she was going to be speaking in the area again. I would like to invite anyone in the Schaumburg area to come to hear Dawn tell her story on Wednesday, March 26 at 7:00 p.m. at Our Saviour's United Methodist Church. 701 E Schaumburg Road, Schaumburg, Illinois. We would love to have you join us.

Oh my I'm crying you made me laugh so hard and its only 7am.. I must say those were funny. Good marriage advice for young couples maybe you should contact the guy on that new show for Newlyweds that when his wife asked if something made her look fat he told her "no, your fat makes you look fat" ...he obviously wants a divorce quickly.

Sooooo... speaking of strange Googles... I Googled Batman cakes under Google images. I was looking for inspiration for a cake I was making my 6 year0old. Imagine my surprise when a picture came up of a...how shall I say it...A woman's "area". I'm still strying to figure out how that came up under "Batman". Any thoughts?

too funny! But I can top you- my daughter doesn't only pee ON the toilet rather than IN it, she also pees IN FRONT OF it. I guess there are just days where she is so tired from all the anti-cleaning she does during the day that she just cannot get up the energy to get up on the toilet...have a great day!

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Those are hilarious! Not only can I not believe just what things actually led to your blog somehow, but I really can't believe the things that some people actually look up on Google. Some of those are just plain scary :) Keep up the good work, Dawn. I love your blog.

I just had to respond to the "peach syrup vomit." The heavy peach syrup from canned peaches will help settle your stomach. When I'm sick, as soon as I feel nauseous, I take a TBS or 2 of the heavy peach syrup, and I don't throw up! It really works. But not for food poisoning. NOTHING was gonna stop that!

I think the "penis" guy must be British. We use "pants" exclusively to refer to underpants in Britain - it's never used for "trousers". My (American) husband once got into trouble for telling my (British) Dad than my Mum had left her keys in her "pants". He got quite a look for that comment!

I can help you with this one: anal seepage blue collarI don't think a collar (in any color) is going to help you with this one.

When you did the post on Allie or whatever the heck it was that caused you to have oily leakage, I left a comment that referenced Jeff Foxworthy's bit on Anal Seepage...if you don't know, he is part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Ok, I've been lurking, butt now, I just have to say, your taste in music, the You Tube clips you pull up, your wonderfully entertaing way of describing (smelly friends feet) life, and your lives(fun things in the toilet)-Dawn, you could be my twin from different mothers 2 years apart...You really have a way with expressing (milk?)--things. Hee hee hee! Love all you do and say, can't wait for your (anal seepage-whahaha) book to come out (Giraffe butts in pajamas) oh boy!

Didn't have time to read all the comments this morning so if someone already posted this just ignore me.... I have the answer to little boys missing the toilet......Cheerios. Yup cheerios, just tell them that they are battleships and they gotta sink em. Worked for mine!

First there was the music from the Pirate Movie ringing in my brain when I click on that link! (I actually found myself watching the thing a couple of weeks ago because of you.) And NOW I've got "Istanbul, Constantinople" stuck in my head.

Dawn - you have inspired me to start a blog (that I post to less than regularly) where I get a chance to type for what seems like hours and have 4 or 5 people read it - I guess a girls gotta start somewhere.

Had a little google experience of my own if you would like to read about it - but no, it didn't lead me to your blog.

fyi, i "found" ur blog, indirectly, due to the ebay pokemon auction. i am a member of a tv tech site ( www.wa6ati.com ) that has a "off topic" area, and someone had posted the ebay link . it is safe to say , your sense of humor was a hit !! thanks for sharing the adventure(s) .

"Istanbul, now it's Constantinople".....awwww....that song brings back such memories. "They Might Be Giants" is one of my all-time favorite music groups. If you want a whole collection of stupid songs you can't get out of your head, just pick up one of their C.D.'s!