Monday, January 10, 2011

fill in the blank

Somebody got (_________________) a book of Pirate
name of smallest child in room

(________________)-libs for Christmas this year.
emotion

And he (_________________) right through them,
verb: past tense

filling in the (__________________) with the typical
noun plural

(_________________________) talk of a six year old.
name of a bathroom fixture

Most of the blanks were (_______________)-in
verb: past tense

with these three gems, (________________),
6 year old dirty word

(__________________), and (_________________).
dirty word dirty word

Through this exercise, I learned that (________________)
person in a certain illegal profession

have wooden "weenrs". Which was possibly the most hilarious

(________________)-lib moment ever
emotion

and caused a lot of coarse (______________) later.
verb ending in "ing"

Then, Captain Black Stache, flanked by First Mate Stench, brandished his sword and asked me in a gruff growl, "Do you want to die by fire or sword?!" I gave up the candy and fled to the barn, where I keep a lounge chair I found on the side of the road that I like to sit and think in. I eventually decided sword, because it would be quick, if he was strong enough. And fire just sounds like the worst way to go. But by the time I'd decided, Black Stache had moved on to snacks.

About Me

Redefined by brain injury, I am constantly surprised by this new person I seem to be in this new life I never expected. Chronicled here are the curiosities encountered on the back roads of life. This blog is an open and honest exploration of a smallish life at a slowish pace.