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The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), but I'm done as a reviewer, at least full-time. I'm also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

Boone's Farm has ignored the trend and taken the opposite approach with the introduction of "Super Premimum Top Shelf Strawberry Hill". The copy reads something like: "Winos still suck on our discarded corks but now they have to loiter outside of four star restaraunts to get them."

jj gittes - The spelling can be excused. But the irresponible use of ellipsis cannot. Never type while in mid tranny thrust dear boy.