2016: Official picture of His Royal Highness … By edict of King Obama … this portrait shall be hung in every place of business, every classroom, every government building and every home under penalty of severe sanctions.

After wiping his sorry ass with the U.S. Constitution, overseeing the utter decline of the United States into a New World Order, and commanding Satan’s minions for the upcoming Rapture and Tribulations, the communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist ChristianHating/AmericaDestroying SUMBITCH sets his sights on Jesus and St. Michael the Archangel. Can you say Peter Principle?

I do believe I catch your drift, Locke, and would put it thusly: “Oh yas suh, mastuh, I do be good fer ya, and plenty spry, oh yas, jus’ principull your Peter there and it’ll all be good, yas suh, sho’ enuf!! But mastuh, please don’t eber send me to da fema camp, oh no suh!!”

Twenty-two years after being elected the 44th President of the United States, and fourteen years after declaring himself 1st Premier of the Communist States of Amerika, comrade Dear Ruler Barack Hussein Obama has decided to turn over the reigns of power to his son, mullah Treyvon Abdullah Idi Amin Mao Akhmed Muhammed, and relocate to an obscure island once believed to be owned by someone named George Soros.

No word yet on whether Obama plans to move the body of his late wife Michelle, who he ordered executed back in 2017 for her ceaseless nagging and bitching over his cheeseburger intake, and is rumored to be interned somewhere in the Siberian tundra.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am just about sick and tired of this un-American Kenyan, communist, Muslim, affirmative-action product of a foreign exchange student, low-life, worthless POS destroying the America many of my family members fought, and in some cases, died for.

And if you are reading this Janet Napolitano (and I hope the Hell you are), you can kiss my libertarian, lily-white Amurrican ass, you fugly stinking communist puke dyke bitch.