Samantha Ronson’s Bulldog Bites, Kills Maltese

As a dog owner, it makes me incredibly sad to hear that Samantha Ronson‘s pet bulldog Cadillac killed a Maltese in their apartment building yesterday. Apparently, somehow Cadillac (that’s Lindsay Lohan walking him, left) got out of Ronson’s apartment while she was sleeping and attacked Tiger the Maltese and her owner in the building’s hallway. Tiger died from her injuries and Cadillac was sent to live with Ronson’s family on the East Coast. This is not the first time Cadillac has bitten another dog or human, and he had recently attended dog behavior training. Ronson likely decided to send Cadillac away in order to avoid having him taken in by Animal Control. After the incident, Ronson tweeted: “There is absolutely nothing I can say that will alter one minute of today, nothing” and “I feel incredibly sad and wish I could offer more than condolences, unfortunately there are no words to describe how sorry I am.” [TMZ]

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