If Emma Stone Had a Tinder Profile, This Is What It Would Say

"Her reptilian eyes take you into a kind place."

Even though it's hard to think about Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone being split up, we have to face the truth. In fact, it's really time to move on, because Emma has a Tinder profile ready and waiting.

OK, OK...pick your jaw up off the floor, because this is just an imagined profile from her Aloha co-star Bradley Cooper. When People asked them to compliment each other using Tinder descriptions, Brad had the perfect one. "[Her] reptilian eyes take you into a kind place, soft and lovely and full of grace," he said, to which Emma joked back, "I'm a snake; he's a lizard!"

Emma had an even better one for Brad's eyes, saying, "Look at those blue [eyes]. He's into Chinese food, but he's equally into making you smile."

Both Emma and Bradley say they aren't on Tinder, but Em admits she has swiped for her friend a few times and it was a "good time." Obviously this is great news for the rest of the world, because we aren't ready to give up on Emma and Andrew just yet. C'mon, just look at them...