Posts tagged "zooey deschanel"

I suppose this is what Zooey Deschanel thinks is charmingly incognito. But it's a bit too "Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego" for my taste. Zooey was photographed coming out of pilates class, and if you'll notice, she's still managed to wear her signature black tights.

She may be a bit of a kid at heart, but Zooey Deschanel doesn't want any of her own. "[Having kids has] never been my focus," she tells the current issue of Marie Claire. "My sister was always very motherly, babysitting and stuff. I like kids, and I like being around kids--but it was never an ambition, something, like, I…

Zooey Deschanel brought her signature retro style to a recent red carpet event for "New Girl," donning a flirty dress and simple accessories. We especially love the pop of bright red on her belt and the messy low ponytail. Want to get the look for yourself? Check out our Zooey-inspired outfit, after the jump!

Jessica Pare and Zooey Deschanel were photographed for People "Most Beautiful" issue and holy crap. Mmkay, so can we all just agree that Jessica Pare should NEVER WEAR MAKE UP AGAIN? That lady is so friggin' gorgeous it's ridonkulous. And Zooey? Well, whatever. Fart fart fart. You either love her or think her bangs are a…

I love it when you can tell that someone kind of out of touch with pop culture was made to write a pop culture news story. What other explanation could there be for Mikaela Conley thinking Deschanel was married to a guy named "Death Cab" and that she dumped him for "Cutie" frontman, Ben Gibbard? I…

Is there ever going to be a chink in Zooey Deschanel's cool armor? On a recent appearance of "Jimmy Kimmel Live," she revealed her ties to my all-time favorite television show, "Twin Peaks." Her mother, Mary Jo Deschanel, played Eileen Hayward, who you may remember better as Donna's (Lara Flynn Boyle) mother. As if that…

Add Selena Gomez to the list of people who find Zooey Deschanel "adorkable." The singer/actress posted a photo to Instagram of her reading the latest issue ofAllure (with Deschanel on the cover), calling the "New Girl" star her "current girl crush." I have to say, I approve of this match much more so than Selena and…

This past weekend, the Writer's Guild held simultaneous awards shows on both the east and west coasts. Stars -- I suppose the particularly writer-friendly stars -- showed their appreciation by turning out in droves. And Zooey Deschanel, who filed for divorce earlier this year, encouraged the nerdy writers to make a pass at her. Joking…

Zooey Deschanel couldn't possibly have hosted "Saturday Night Live" this weekend without pulling out her ukelele and singing a twee little song about a dude forgetting Valentine's Day. [The FW via Hulu] Celebs react to Whitney Houston's shocking and sudden death this weekend at age 48. [Uptown Magazine] How's that for…

I've been on the fence about Zooey Deschanel for some time now. Partly because she sang a ridiculously cute song with My Fantasy Boyfriend a few weeks ago, and partly because I feel that she's cultivated this totally annoying Manic Pixie Dream Indie Rock Girl persona, and it just seems to goddamn fake.

Look, let’s put aside the fact that manic pixie dream girls are inherently irritating, because the purpose of a woman’s life is not to make a boring accountant realize that he should run around naked in traffic. Unless that is her job, somehow. Unless it’s some sort of life coaching thing. Then I guess… life coaching i…

These pre-fame pictures of Zooey Deschanel circa 2001 made me like her again. Before her extensive collection of vintage-y cotton dresses and her perfectly sideswiped bangs, she was wearing fishnets just like the rest of us alterna-chicks. I will be merciful on her chunky shoes and wrong-length hemlines, because really, I was in much worse…

Zooey Deschanel filed for divorce from husband Ben Gibbard on December 27, citing "irreconcilable differences." The couple married in 2009 and separated two months ago. Bummer, dude. But hey, at least she's free now to date JGL! [TMZ] Jada Pinkett Smith has supposedly retained a divorce lawyer who has repped Britney…

Last week, we posted a video of Zooey Deschanel & Joseph Gordon Levitt singing a New Year's Eve song. Zooey posted the video and explained her 12 year relationship with JGL.. "I have known Joe Gordon-Levitt for going on 12 years. We first met in the summer of 2000 while doing a tiny movie called Manic, where…

Well isn't this adorkable? Oh crap, I just remembered we hate that word. Fine. Let me start over. Isn't this lovely? Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, back together again, this time covering Nancy Wilson's "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" Julie would absolutely…

Hipster men of the world, try not to wet yourselves. Are you sitting down? Zooey Deschanel shall be single again. Life is imitating art for actress and singer who plays a single gal on Fox's "New Girl." Us Weekly confirmed that she and hubby Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie are splitting…

If you're anything like me, you track rising movie starlets through a patented system of chicken bone voodoo and Precog upkeep. It's a good system but sometimes people fall through the cracks. Like when the lil' water baldies began rolling out the name 'Zooey' over and over again, I had to consult other sources to…

“Here’s the thing about being a girlie girl. I think there was a generation before us that felt like they needed to act like men to be taken seriously, like they had to use their sexuality to take control of people. I don’t judge people for that. But I don’t want to take all my…

Simply Irresistible

Over the years, we've poked fun at a lot of "based on a true story" movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should stop giving Hollywood shit for embellishing history a bit if it lets them tell a slightly better story. So instead, we decided to give Hollywood…

As you slog your way through the myriad not-yet-April Fools' Day pranks that plague this nation, revel in this: no one has ever pranked someone better than Michael Jackson pranked Russell Crowe, and he did it for years. In an interview with The Guardian, Crowe revealed that despite having never met Jackson,…