Ever since the grand opening of the App Store one of the most controversial topics around has been the Apple App Review process. With the iPhone Developer program only a Mac and $99 away, this bustling market has immediately become the proving ground for large corporations and indie teams alike. And some of them eventually ran into the dreaded rejection of the result of their sweat and blood, often made much worse since the reason for it was impossible to foresee.

Well, a little over 2 years and many many scandals later, Apple has finally decided to streamline the process and publish a clear and concise list of things that are sure to have your app rejected, should you violate them. You can check out the current list here or check under the gap for some of my personal favourite quotes with my comments to Apple. And remember “It is a living document that will evolve as we are presented with new apps and situations, and we’ll update it periodically to reflect these changes.”