The conversation in the Gook home is interupted with news from uncle Fletcher. Rishigan Fishigan has a secret, and Fletcher knows it. First he wants to clear the room so only adults are present. What is the scandalous news that’s too sensitive for young ears? Fletcher is shocked to discover that it’s not the man’s real name, and that he has been misrepresenting himself all this time. Scandalous.

How did Fletcher find out? More importantly, if his name really isn’t Rishigan Fishigan, is he even from Michigan?