Lady that walks into a bar dressed as a giant Biro pen. Only fan of the band 'Skronk'.
Sits on her todd in an empty room listening to the band with a bottle of Crumptons n a illegal Drum fag, which is dry as sand. No filter and no roach. She's a sad old gal that asks for a penny for the pigeons.

Jesus Christ!!! Have you seen that lass walk in as a giant Biro Pen!!!???
Aye, mate, she's the only Skronkette