TEXTING TODAY..

SO EVER SINCE THIS WACKADOO OBTAINED MY FRIEND DAVE PIANKA'S PHONE NUMBER IV'E BEEN GETTING PRETTY AMAZING TEXT'S FORWARDED TO ME FROM DAVE ON ALMOST A DAILY BASIS.I KEEP TELLING MYSELF TO CHRONICLE THESE CRYPTIC RANTS ABOUT DJ'S,DANCING,GAYBARS ETC,SO HERE IS MY FIRST INSTALLMENT OF "TEXTING TODAY"..

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TO: DAVE P

I GOT SECRET MONEYI DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIMEI AM A CELEBRITY.I GET PAID TO HANG OUT.I AM A RECORDING ARTIST WITH RCA RECORDS IN NEW YORK CITY.SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT.GUEST LIST ME FOR PUR MAKINGTIME.