Declare a Major Already!

Okay, so you’re a multiple-year senior, you’re damn near 30, and your student loans are accumulating almost as many zeros as the national deficit. It’s time to declare a major, see it through, and get your damn degree. At this point, it doesn’t matter what you get it in, as long as you get it. Here then, is a list of popular majors, what they’ll require of you, and some possible career opportunities. Congratulations bro, it’s been a long, hard sixteen years but there’s finally light at the end of the tunnel.