"The big news of the week centers around the raid on The Pirate Bay, where Swedish officials confiscated the servers and equipment of a bit torrent site. Will they be back? Well, looks promising, but you’ll have to go here and refresh until TPB sees the light of day once again. While you’re waiting, check out the updated Intel roadmap.
Chicago. You can get some of the best pizza in the world there. You can also get pulled over by a Segway riding cop. I’ve seen ‘em, and yes, it is as awkward as you might expect. But if that isn’t disturbing enough, take your faulty hard drive to Best Buy, so they can pawn it off at a flea market. Just remember to use Eraser first. Vonage had their IPO this week. Whew! What a stinker!"