A troper from England. Formerly poisonous, now largely mellow and keeping self to self.

* CatchPhrase: Putting RepairDontRespond or "Natter is NOT Necessary" in editing summaries bits over and over in multiple rows when I nuke them. I mean I know its passive-aggressive and douchey as all fuck but the first does indeed exist and the latter is not needed now get that into your heads oh who the shit am I kidding.** When talking about bad voice actors who sound like they are incapable of emoting or putting effort into their stuff (Like [[KiraBuckland Rina-chan]] for example,) I remark that they "sound like they deepthroated a bottle of Valium."* DeadpanSnarker: Yeah. More or less* {{Jerkass}}: Back then I used to hate anyone with little intelligence. I still do but not so big.* LetsPlay: Video type. I feel some of my older ones are a bit bleh given that my primary two were recorded with Hypercam 2 [[{{Retsupurae}} at least it was registered.]]** [[{{Metroid}} Metroid Fusion]] (Also titled "[[BeingJohnMalkovich Being Adam Malkovich]]", wherein I take apart the colossal incompetence (and later corruption) of the Galactic Federation for their decision to house two obviously uncontrollable super bioweapons with minimal security or containment, is not a big fan of [[ThatOneBoss those two bosses]] Nettori and Yakuza and constantly refers to the SA-X as Alice (With a side mention of the moon from [[TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] being called Brenda), as well as giving Samus a PerverseSexualLust for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]. Richter on the other hand is hated. I also despise Cyber-Adam's attitude and frequently suggest the real Adam [[spoiler:choked to death on his own semen]], [[spoiler:At least until he suggests turning the BSL station into a planet buster.]]** [[{{Dragonball}} Dragonball Z]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Legacy of Goku]], which is shit and I hate its hit detection, I hate pterodactyls with all my guts, derailing quests in order to [[KillEmAll kill every last one of them]], Goku has an epic battle with a triceratops, fires a Kamehameha at a mountain, and near the end, the first signs of my [[PerverseSexualLust love]] for [[TalesOfPhantasia Mint Adnade]] begin to show. The last vid has a ClusterFBomb fired at every vice the game made me suffer through, with Frieza getting [[ThisIsSPARTA a particularly loud one]] directed at him. I also explain some of the canon, and lets not forget how I invoke the spirit of Richter Abend, [[FatalFury Geese Howard]] and [[ResidentEvil Albert Wesker]] in a bid to toughen the boat boy up.** And I've recently polished off MeltyBlood: Act Cadenza, alternatively titled "Sacchin's Revenge". The only notable thing about this LP is the replacement of MB's bland soundtrack with some of my own choices which range from epic to lol worthy (Such as Orochi Iori's KOF 97 theme for Red Arcueid). The use of [[GuiltyGear The Midnight Carnival]] does make the final Sacchin-Nrvnqsr fight more epic. ** CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow, alternatively titled "[[IncrediblyLamePun We're All Going On A Soma Holiday]]". I did not aim for 100% souls, as if I was I'd be doing this til the end of 2013. Notable changes Include:*** Soma is now a depraved sexual assailant [[spoiler:and also a furry, though I did not intend that, nor do I approve of that]]. Fuck this gay internet.*** Mina is a sweethearted ditz.*** Genya Arikado/Alucard gets the nickname Aluarikadocard and starts off hostile. I almost had him be like Jack Bauer but eh.*** Yoko may or may not be a Shotacon*** Hammer sings badly at the top of his voice. I didn't intend this but I eventually said SureWhyNot and let it be.*** Julius Belmont now speaks like a stereotypical [[AmericanAccent Texan cowboy]] and also an [[HouseOfTheDead AMS grunt]]. I didn't intend the last one to happen and tried to counter it by saying he was really a greengrocers but eventually I just said screw it and let it be.*** Graham is now an ObviouslyEvil ice cream salesman backed by corporate sponsors. In his sentences, he [[EnforcedPlug demands the viewer and Soma buy various different products]] and even tries to bring his other speech portrait into this. He eventually mentions his past as an [[AmoralAttorney asshole lawyer]] that got [[BlazBlue Litchi Faye-Ling]] acquitted for [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]]'s death by raping. The lawyer bit is the only thing people remember him for. He's an evil salesman, everyone.*** Death is a bit GenreSavvy and has an alternate job as Necro, [[GuiltyGear Dizzy]]'s left wing. This makes him very happy as he gets to grope her and she's too naive to do anything about it. He's also acquainted with other CV heroes on a friendlier basis than you would think. So think of him as Mr. "Fourth Walls Are Gay."*** Near the end, [[spoiler:Dracula wakes up and tries to pull a Ratatosk on Soma. Soma doesn't take this lying down and they spend the few eps they have flinging insults at each other]].*** Julius mode, which I renamed "Julius Belmont's Happy Hour". Here, Julius' Texan Grand Cross is caused by explosive diarhoea, and he does not approve of gratuitous foreign languages.** One running joke was using various CV level clear jingles every time I beat a boss. I forgot a few times but eh nobody's perfect.** GuiltyGear X Advance Edition. Nothing worth noting here apart from [[CrackPairing me shipping]] [[KingOfFighters Chris]] with [[InnocentFanservicegirl Dizzy]] just because Chris likes bigger women.** CastlevaniaHarmonyofDissonance OR "Legend of Interior Decorate Juste". Cancelled after a year of inactivity due to computer problems and how I fucking hate this game.*** Juste is an AmbiguouslyGay chap with [[AnInteriorDesignerIsYou a penchant for interior decorating]] and [[TheFashionista regularly criticises people's choice of clothing]], mainly Death's purple robe.*** Maxim is a SurferDude that speaks in TotallyRadical slang and supposedly got into [[NoodleIncident trouble with Juste in Stuttgart.]] Said incident would later be revealed as [[spoiler:Maxim having gotten high on medieaval memphamphetamines and proposing to Juste in front of a live theater audience. Juste just barely convinced them it was all part of the show.]] (He reminded me of PaulyShore)*** The Ice spellbook is sentient and has the spirit of [[{{Touhou}} Cirno]] living inside of it. she has her signature VerbalTic of replacing "I" with "Eye".** WhatCouldHaveBeen: If I struggled further, Evil Maxim would be a German EmoTeen and the Fire, Wind, Bolt and Summon books would be [[KingOfFighters Kyo Kusanagi]] (Who would complain about his evil clone and why evil clones are rarely done correctly these days.), [[SoulCalibur Talim]] who tried to get everyone to get along, a Pikachu who would be Juste's cheerleader and [[TalesOfSymphonia Sheena Fujibayashi]] respectively. Sheena would have been more or less sane and civil apart from getting annoyed about Juste's fashionistic habits and wondering why he's trying to rescue Lydie if he's very much gay.** Oh and CastlevaniaChronicles OR "Simple Simon's 45th Castle Caper" as well, wherein Simon is a semi ArrogantKungFuGuy with keen insight, who is sent against his will to a castle of freakshows in denial. He nearly hurls during the vertical water ride in stage 2. And nearly hurls AGAIN when he sees the boss. Cancelled due to inactivity.*** WhatCouldHaveBeen: Not much apart from Fake Simon speaking with a German accent and Dracula considering asking a bigger paycheck in return for getting Simona fatal GameOver.** Ongoing: MetroidZeroMission OR "[[TheDayTheEarthStoodStill The Day Zebes Stood Still]]". Less jokes this time, with Samus being normal more or less. Kraid is a cut glass high class fellow who seeks death once he realises he's been watching KidVsKat all his life, I hate Adam because of OtherM, amongst others. There are two Catchphrases though.*** "This game's handing them out like sweets." When I get another Missile Tank as the game really does place a lot of them within super easy reach.*** "I'm a Zero Mission mastah" either when I pull off a rather cool feat sometimes before I make a a right tit of myself.*** "Well, call [[MegaManX X and Zero]], because I'm a Maverick." When I sequence break or act slightly out of line within the game.*** "Oh, ICK!" when I see any bug-like enemies, of which there aren't much.*** The Spore Spawn-esque boss being referred to as the marriage of a giant worm and [[ResidentEvil Plant 42]].** Also recently pulled a little SequenceBreak off.*** Managed to handle Ridley. Apparently he went to the [[JokerImmunity Unkillable Villains Expo]] on planet [[StarFox Venom]] prior to heading to Zebes upon hearing news of Kraid's death. He had a cup of coffee with [[FullMetalPanic Gauron]] and spilt said cup over his head much to M. Bison's glee. There is also the apparent matter that he was once married to [[SuperMetroid Draygon]] since he was paying her alimony (Yep, Draygon's a woman to me) and is currently dating [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]]. Or was.*** Eventually around the Tourian/Umbrella Underground Laboratory segment, Viridi and I start talking with each other, her being exasperated at my usual actions and such. Eventually she vanishes...only to come back in control of Metal Gear Ridley in an attempt to destroy me and Samus mainly for revenge. Of course I then point out Ridley can hardly be killed at all, whhich leaves her speechless. And finally my escape is assisted by none other than [[{{Snatcher}} Random Hajile.]]** One aborted gag was Samus' Elevator Thoughts. Random thoughts on her mind as she rode elevators to different spots around the planet. I forgot about it.** [[WorldWrestlingEntertainment WWF]] [[BeatEmUp Betrayal]]. Nothing new to note here other than playing as TripleH to give it a personal edge and my ideas for games involving guys like CMPunk, [[{{ECW}} Tommy Dreamer]] or ScottHall running around [[RunningGag braining people with a steel pipe.]] Complete with the hilariously cartoonish sight of TheRock walking around hoisting Stephanie McMahon over his head and postulating the idea that TheUndertaker (Who has nothing to do with SteveAustin's desire for the title or Rock's friendship with Austin) is actually plotting a return of the MinistryOfDarkness. I also end up comparing Vince to [[{{Tekken}} Heihachi Mishima]].*** Also someone tell me why we don't have a Wrestling/TommyDreamer page here for goodness sakes.** DragonBall Z: LegacyOfGoku 2 OR "Hard Cell" (Its a pun on hard sell.) Current gags include Gohan bumping his head into things and all playable characters showing up in a Viridi-esque fashion to offer some words. I also postulate the idea that the Triceratops King boss is the same triceratops from my LP of LOG1 that I battled for ages with.** [[SoulSeries Soul Blade]] Super, a MegaDrive pirate game port of the Playstation classic. Used Sophitia. REferred to black Cervantes palette swap final boss as [[MortalKombat Noob Saibot.]]** The playstation version of above. Used Siegfried, showed off both endings.** Currently considering Super Metroid, the Capcom Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fighting game and others.* RepairDontRespond: Did you know it exists?* RunningGag: in and around, I make jokes about Tsubaki Yayoi being inbred. That sort of thing tends to stick.** Stuff about Bullet being hawt or cool.** Using Colour Edit modes in fighting games to recolour ninjas all black and calling them Noob Saibot.** Referring to all-black solid recolours as Noob Saibot* StraightEdge: More or less, mostly because I've never gotten around to drinking and I outright refuse to smoke.

What I like:* Mugen, KOF, Fatal Fury, MortalKombat and am currently having fun playing through the MegaManX series.** As of now have gave up on playing X6 due to it being absolutely positively rancid with idiotic level design, idiotic Reploid placements and difficulty that is more about praying to the sun god than any semblence of skill. Doesn't help that the translation's rancid enough to make me miss SNK's earlier games. Bollocks to that pile of shit. Made me skip X7 to play the more well put-together X8 I swear to god. Right now, I'm playing Persona3.* Imagining bizarre situations. For once, last night I imagined if [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnofTheNewWorld Emil Castagnier]] got married to [[XMen Omega Red]], or if [[{{Naruto}} Sasori of the Red Sand]] became RoboCop, or if [[TheKingOfFighters Iori Yagami]] lead a fighting force that had [[StreetFighter Alex]], [[StarGladiator Hayato Kanzaki]], [[{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]] and [[GuiltyGear Chipp Zanuff]] as part of the gang. Or if Hakumen joined ComicBook/TheAvengers.* Being a defense attorney for unpopular people. I did it with Litchi Faye-Ling on the forums once. Like so:-->'''[[{{Blackadder}} George]]''': Sir, you have heard all the evidence presented before you today, but in the end, it is up to the conscience of your hearts to decide. And I firmly believe that, like me, you will conclude that (insert TheScrappy here), is infact, totally and utterly guilty. -->''Sits down, proud of himself. Scrappy turns over slip of paper. George stands up again.''-->'''George''': ...of nothing more than trying to do his/her/its duty under difficult circumstances.* CrackPairings. As of now I ship [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch]] and [[GurrenLagann Yoko Littner]] (thanks to some fanart I saw. Just ask -@/{{Irikarul}}) and [[{{Metroid}} Ridley]] and [[KidIcarusUprising Viridi]].* Dumb MUGEN webseries. [[BattleKRoad Cyborg T8P countering everything,]] [[FatalFury Jin Chonrei always being disappointed]], [[JojosBizarreAdventure Noriaki Kakyoin always dying]] and now everyone or thing liking Yoshikage Kira.

What I don't like* {{Tsundere}}s. too unlikeable. They're either yes or they're no, not in between and it gets very old fast. Stinks then that most anime protagonists like [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]], [[ZeroNoTsukaima Saito]] and [[ShakuganNoShana Yuji]] Apparently love them to bits even when they're being beaten up just for the crime of living. Especially the fans of these people. Sheesh, some people's children.* [[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Richter Abend]]. HOO BOY. Overrated burkhead or what?* [[{{Tekken}} Lars Alexandersson]]. He reads like some 7 year old DeviantArt user's horrible fanfic character super specially linked to the Mishima family by being Heihachi's super duper second son who just so happens to have their powers, just soo happens to get a cute robot girlfriend, just so happens to become the new protagonist and just so happens to be strong enough to take down guys like KAzuya, Jin and Azazel. I can't even believe he's actually official, too. Alisa's alright though since she has a nice rack.* [[KingOfFighters Ash Crimson]], though with him I can at least make him sound better by dressing him in a mumu and make him beat people up with a frozen mackerel thanks to KOF XI's colour edit menu plus I like his playstyle and theme tunes. Fricking Lars sucks worse than Ash in my personal rankings.* [[SoulCalibur Patroklos and Pyrrha Alexandra]]. Are you sure I'm not playing as [[ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Alfred Ashford]]'s ancestor? And he has the advantage of being creepy in a reimagining. Screw those two Wonder Twin wannabes. Also SC5 sucks for not having Talim. They don't even say "Oh she was killed by Nightmare/fell into a void thanks to Tira/called in sick that day/was at the hairdressers", she just stops existing. Cassandra got a fucking mention in one of the artbooks, was Talim not good enough?* Block{{whores}}. They make fights tedious and boring. what should have been ball bustingly great scraps turn into me spamming specials just to kill the fucker with chip damage. Its what almost ruined XMenChildrenOfTheAtom.* Emos. the kind that moan about how their life sucks and strong-arm us into caring. I'd rather not hear about how much it rains in Manchester.* Insects. flies, bees and wasps especially. Can't stand the buzzing little fuckers. Which wis why I still took less than a day to beat The "I'm covered in bees!" Pain.* Anyone with selective dyslexia, especially kids on the DethroningMomentOfSuck who deliberately act like the "NO CONTESTING ENTRIES" rule is written in invisible Swahili by a German who translated it haphazardly from a lost dialect of Punjabi. Its black on white people for fucks sakes how do you miss that aside from your selective dyslexia where you deliberately become unable to read just to be able to use an excuse to break the rules. Do me a favour and fuck off.* [[SonicCD Wacky Workbench]] but I'm still on the fence about it as its a damn fucking shame none of its mechanics saw much use in other Sonic games. I don't want the Xth variant of Radical Highway, I want my fucking Wacky Workbench back.

* Also, confession time: I think, thanks to me, the Mugen engine The Mugen Fighters Guild forum and [[WebAnimation/HvHMugen Void Quest Mugen]], the reputation of one Nyarlathotep has been pretty much fucked over. It down to a few things:** There's a character for Mugen called "Nyal." Shes a nun with large breasts who wears a robe that exposes most of them. Her name can easily be taken to mean "Nyarlathotep."** Her author has also drawn a hentai doujin of her involving consensual tentacle sex. Yep. And her latest update includes a very H-Game-tastic sound patch and a "Strip KO" feature complete with anime cut in showing her clothes ripping off.** VQM featured Nyal as a villain. Her character design and voice make it hard to take her seriously. At one point the makers of VQM even left her Strip KO feature on. And they named her "Nyarlathotep"** On Mugen guild its a bit of a fad now to strip her clothes down with various characters. Yup. attacks that can trigger a strip KO can include [[KnuckleBash Michael Sobut]] rocking out to ElvisPresley tunes, and [[StreetFighterAlpha Sakura's poke taunt]].* With that I believe Nyarlathotep's reputation as a deadly cosmic horror has, to me, taken too huge a hit to heal. To me when I think of Nyarlathotep, I will always now think of "Big breasted anime nun whose clothes can rip easily, her breasts bounce a lot, she has a very anime voice and that one Mugen anime series. also the tentacle hentai doujin." Sure there's the [[NyarkoSan Nyaruko anime but still]].----<>