Wednesday, October 24, 2012

State Department Leaks: Libya

And the liberation of the documents continues. This appears to be a transcript of a phone conversation between President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton regarding the requests for security in Benghazi. I wish this would have been uncovered before the debates.

Obama: Hey, Mrs. Bill, what’s up dog?Can you call me later?I’m only on the 7th hole.

Clinton: I’ve asked you not to call me that. It’s sexist.

Obama: Would you rather end up in Mitt’s binders?I think not.Now make this quick, it’s almost my turn to putt.

Clinton: As I’ve told you repeatedly, the consulate in Benghazi keeps requesting increased security because they are hearing rumors of an upcoming terrorist attack.I need your approval.

Obama: Benghazi?Is that even a real place?Sounds like something made up like Narnia or Asguard or POHKistahn.

Clinton: It's in Libya, sir.

Obama: Now pretend Libya isn’t a made up name as well.Hold for just a minute.Booyah!Sunk it! Double bogey!Beat that one, Achmed.

Achmed: (Barely perceptible in the background) Double bogey, my a#$.Is that the same math you use to calculate your budgets?

Obama: Are you trying to tell my your pasty white a*% knows more about Africa than my African American self?Is that what you are trying to say to me, Mrs. Bill?

Clinton: I mean no disrespect sir, but the population in Libya is mainly Arab, and it has become a new Al Qaeda stronghold.There could be real violence against our consulate there.

Obama: How long have you been Secretary of State?Do you even watch the news?Fore!!!!!Al Qaeda is dead, beeyatch! I killed them!Cut off their head! The War on Terror is over. Ergo, there will be no attack in Libya.I thought you claimed to be part of the reality based community.

Clinton: I still think that we should take seriously these requests for more security from those people on the ground who know more about what is going on there.

Obama: Did you just imply that someone knew more than me?Did you?

Clinton: No, sir…

Obama: OK, if you are really worried, here is what you do.Do we have any guns left over from Fast and Furious?Just ship them over.