This guy commented, asking The Bloggess if she’s familiar with the Star Wars Pants Game:

Heretic Husband:

Have you ever heard of the Star Wars Pants Game? You take a star wars quote and replace a word with ‘pants’

“You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought!”

“Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”

” You are unwise to lower your pants. ”

“A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. ”

“Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. “

I was particularly disposed to find this funny because I have a friend whose main comeback is, “If it was in your pants, you’d know it.” (This statement begs for an OMG joke after last Monday, don’t you think?)

Note: My pal’s timing with the “in your pants” comment is IMPECCABLE, and he gets me with it all the time.

So, I challenge you, my More Cowbell friends, to play the “Pants Game.”

Give me a movie or TV snippet with the creative use of PANTS. (I promise we’ll be voting on this later.) Note: Due to the ongoing Undies fascination here at More Cowbell, you will not be penalized for substituting “panties” for “pants.”

I’ll be flying today, and laughing my head off at your comments. I expect my entire section of the plane will be hanging with us at More Cowbell by the end of the flight.

57 Responses to If It Was In Your Pants, You’d Know It…

Got to be ‘Casablanca’, one of my favourite movies:
‘Of all the pants in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.’
‘Excuse me, gentlemen, your business is pants. Mine is running a saloon.’
‘What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?’ ‘My health. I came for the pants.’

Marina, you beat me to it! Love those! I’ll add to your last quote: “I came for the pants. ‘The pants? What pants? We’re in the desert.’ I was misinformed.” Also: “Here’s lookin’ at your pants, kid.” 🙂

Farm boy, polish my horse’s pants. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die.
Pants cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
You rush a pants man, you get rotten pants.

Fezzik: You never said anything about pants-ing anyone.
Vizzini: I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don’t think it’s right, pants-ing an innocent girl.

Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some pants up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

Fezzik: You be careful. People in pants cannot be trusted.

I challenge you to a battle of pants.

Okay, going to stop now! LOL! Some great movies and great pants. LOLOL!

Fezzik: You never said anything about pants-ing anyone.
Vizzini: I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don’t think it’s right, pants-ing an innocent girl.

Selvig: [Pants are] misbehaving.
Nick Fury: Is that supposed to be funny?
Selvig: No, it’s not funny at all. The [the pants are] not only active, [they’re]…misbehaving.

[to Loki after he’s come through the portal]
Nick Fury: Sir, please put down the [pants]!

Natasha Romanoff: There was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon. Did he ask you to sign his Captain America [pants] yet?
Steve Rogers: [Pants]?
Natasha Romanoff: They’re vintage, he’s very proud.

“When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your pants are attracted to their pants…So what we think of as fate is just two pants knowing that they are a perfect match.” — David Hyde Pierce to Meg Ryan in “Sleepless in Seattle”

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants…
Legolas: And you have my panties.
Gimli: And *my* axe.
Boromir: You carry the trousers of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it pantsed.

These were great! Too bad I can never remember a movie quote when I want one. I am expecting your entire plane audience to be visiting More Cowbell very soon. Keep it up, people with working movie memories!

Aw, they’re from The Breakfast Club, one of my fave movies! In the first quote, pants is substituted for wardrobe.
In the second quote, pants is substituted for old man – “I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.”