quote:Nicholas Hexum came out of the closet to say:
They wouldn't put escalators outside. What if it
rained? FAKE

I've never seen escalators outside
either, but when you think about it a lot of the people
visiting fitness centers must be insanely fat fucks attempting
to be less insanely fat, and perhaps they cannot walk up
stairs.

quote:Nicholas Hexum came out of the closet to say:
They wouldn't put escalators outside. What if it
rained? FAKE

Uh, you should tell that to the WMATA, the people
that run the DC Metro. We've got huuuuuuuuuge escalators that
looooove the pussy, and Tubby here's their black man-servant.
Err. There are escalators that get rained on a whole lot, and
they don't break.

They're mostly mechanical, you know.
A motor at each end, IIRC, and an elaborate system of twigs
and berries conveys each "step-module" from bottom to top on a
closed loop.

quote:aardvarko came out of the closet to say: Uh,
you should tell that to the WMATA, the people that run the
DC Metro. We've got huuuuuuuuuge escalators that looooove
the pussy, and Tubby here's their black man-servant. Err.
There are escalators that get rained on a whole lot, and
they don't break.

They're mostly mechanical, you
know. A motor at each end, IIRC, and an elaborate system of
twigs and berries conveys each "step-module" from bottom to
top on a closed loop.

In our high
school library, at the librarians desk there was a pair of
scissors for students to use, to stop people from stealing
them the genius had tied them to the leg of the desk with a
piece of string, I wish I had taken a picture of this.

I've never seen escalators outside
either, but when you think about it a lot of the people
visiting fitness centers must be insanely fat fucks
attempting to be less insanely fat, and perhaps they cannot
walk up stairs.

quote:aardvarko came out of the closet to say: Uh,
you should tell that to the WMATA, the people that run the
DC Metro. There are escalators that get rained on a whole
lot, and they only break once every six months or so and
have to be completely overhauled forcing commuters to pile
onto the remaining two escalators, one of which is usually
not working, so you'll get three people blocking up one
escalator trying to go down during rush hour while everyone
else is going up and causing a tremendous human traffic jam.

It has to be a reem of gucci knock-off
fabric, though. Dude on the left has "Gucci" nikes.

If I'm not mistaken, they're Air Force
Ones (the same that Nelly sings about)...its a shoe produced
by a joint venture between Gucci and Nike...they cost anywhere
from $40-150 depending on the style and where you get them

After years of trying my best to ignore
spelling errors in emails, on message boards, etc., I managed
to completely miss those. I'm not sure if that's a good thing
(control over the inner grammar/spelling nazi) or not.

What is the significance of the lotus
seed pod? Have I missed something? And if so, could anyone
explain.

I'm pretty sure it started with a rather
disturbing photo of a breast with a lotus pod photoshopped in
quite well. It was supposed to be implanted wasp eggs, and
it's the scariest fucking picture ever.

I was
at Dickinson College (http://www.dickinson.edu/) and was looking
through their bookstore for something fun to read while I was
bored. I came upon their bumperstickers/rear window thingies.
Some clever marketing chap came up with a great idea. It's
called Dickinson College, so they had two other stickers for
parent's cars.

DickinMOM and DickinDAD.

It
didn't hit me until I had left, or I would have bought one in
a second. This was like 6 years ago, I doubt they still carry
them.

I honestly have NEVER laughed so hard in
my entire life. Where the fuck did you find that picture...
if there's a copy in a higher quality, I'm making it my
desktop, my signature, and a t-shirt.

i really dont remember where i found that
picture.stileproject, maybe? i dunno.all i know is
everytime i wheel it out in the forums, it makes about 50
people pee their pants! that's why i only save it for special
occasions and use it sparingly even then.

yesterday i
had a BBQ and forgot my camwhe had a watergun fight and
the GF of my friends older brother was shitting her pants to
get wet and they wrapped her in carbage bags and she walked
out the house to her car in it(she looked like a
candy)

that was like the best thing ever..the whole
block was laughing theire pants off