Our Book Is Almost Here: Pre-Order Yours Now!

Technically speaking, the hard copies won’t be ready for another couple of weeks. (There’s a lot of ink to dry.) However, you — yes, you! — can pre-order your copy today at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, or any other online retailer. Do so, and you’ll save a good bit off the retail price!

Stay tuned for more information about book launch parties (where we’ll have real books in hand, ready to sign), readings, and many other events — which will of course be boozy and fun. We hope you’ll join us.