Homer is most famous for his two best selling books, the first being ''[[The Illiad|The Illiad: A Deeper Study']]', and ''[[The Odyssey|The Odyssey : Fokkers in Stormy Waters]]''. The first is his award-winning thesis on exactly why [[Greeks]] are so terrible at everything american, the answer of course being that they're not true [[American]] [[cowboys]]. The second is the sequel, dealing with the consequences of the first book, mainly on why every country but Greece is "totally awesome". This has a grain of truth to it, as we all know that [[America is the best!!!|Greece is not America]].

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Homer is most famous for his two best selling books, the first being ''[[The Iliad|The Iliad: A Deeper Study']]', and ''[[The Odyssey|The Odyssey : Fokkers in Stormy Waters]]''. The first is his award-winning thesis on exactly why [[Greeks]] are so terrible at everything american, the answer of course being that they're not true [[American]] [[cowboys]]. The second is the sequel, dealing with the consequences of the first book, mainly on why every country but Greece is "totally awesome". This has a grain of truth to it, as we all know that [[America is the best!!!|Greece is not America]].

He was famous for writing the [[poem]]s ''[[The Iliad]]'', about a poorly commercial, and ''[[Odyssey|The Oddyssee]]'', the tale of a small alien named Abe that was released on the [[Sony Playstation]] in 1997.

He was famous for writing the [[poem]]s ''[[The Iliad]]'', about a poorly commercial, and ''[[Odyssey|The Oddyssee]]'', the tale of a small alien named Abe that was released on the [[Sony Playstation]] in 1997.

Later years

Homer took a liking to the internet during his final days, and spent most of his time on MySpace, chatting with his online girlfriend from Lost Angeles.

Homer could be found mostly on imdb, where he fiercely defended his status as 'oldest man on the site', a title he held ever since it was proved that Bob Hope was, in fact, a gerbil.

Death

Homer was also incredibly famous for his competetive eating career. He won numerous awards in the Gyro-eating contests, and even won the Food Olympics in that area for an unprecedented 12 years in a row. However, his career was cut short when he accidentally choked on a toothpick. The irony is that the toothpick would not have cut through him if it had one of those small plastic colored wrap thingies on the end of it, the very thing Homer requested to have removed. It was the only time he had it removed, since it was actually a dare to see if he could eat an all-toothpick gyro.