Phish: please contact TMZ, CelebSlam, Drunken Stepfather, Amy Grindhouse, TooFab, Bleacher Report, Just Jared, BuzzFeed, Hollywood Tune, DListed, Pop Sugar, IDLYINW. The Fab Life, etc. etc. etc. (I imagine all of you editors madly texting ant Tweeting each other all day long) and put a 6-month moratorium on all things Kardashian. Not a pic, not a word. Like they don’t even exist.
Since they’re fame-whores, who knows what lengths they’ll go to to get attention?
When the only people who report on them are People, EW and The National Enquirer, what lengths will thy go to to get a headline?
And STILL not get one.
Who’s with me?
(besides, the ‘getting peed on’ and ‘Sasquatch/Wookie’ jokes in the Comments section are getting a little tired.