Joey Chestnut, the Michael Jordan of eating like a fucking pig, lost the World Gyoza Eating Championships to up and comer Matt Stonie. The contest was held at the Japanese American Cultural and Community Center in L.A. where Chestnut, the reigning Gyoza eating champ, was... read more

Competitive eating is not a sport. And it's really fucking disturbing. Not because it involves the gross consumption of food for entertainment value while hundreds of millions of kids are trying to catch a cricket for dinner to keep from starving. Those kids will grow up... read more