In Moby Dick, Melville’s sailors refer to it as the “grandissimus,” and Ishmael describes it as a “cassock.” The sailor charged with chopping the whale blubber into manageable chunks to be boiled down skins it, turns the skin inside out, cuts arm holes into it, and wears it as a smock. “It” is the whale’s penis. Yum.

Apparently not content with simply swaddling themselves in grandissimus, the Russian industrialists at Dartz have cloaked the interior of their Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armored SUV with whale-penis leather. Additionally, this $1.5-million armored truck comes with gauges made from tungsten and white gold and studded with diamonds and rubies, plus three bottles of the world’s most expensive vodka.