Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

Now here are a couple of idiot guys that aren't thinking this all the way through. These guys would definitely be contenders if toddler tossing was an Olympic sport. Instead they are one bad throw from having DCFS knocking down the door. What I think is the funniest are the drunk bitcXes in the...