This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: September 21, 2018

Willie Nelson gives the finger, Patton Oswalt's a Star Wars trivia ringer, Nintendo trends because of POTUS's thinger, Mark Forward prefers that you not bring her, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

Technically, the trash compactor is a "garbage masher", first seen on the detention level of the Death Star (or DS-1 Orbital Battle Station) in STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE. Commanded by Governor Tarkin, it is... (1/3714) https://t.co/Pi4Hh7A0Rs

Greatest sentence: "A New York University study last year found that people who loved Eminem's Lose Yourself and Justin Bieber's What Do You Mean? were more likely to score highly on the psychopathy scale than people who were into Dire Straits." https://t.co/NfUYVpruWn

Normal parent: How do I explain the president who raped his first wife, endorsed a child molester, said he'd date his daughter if he weren't her dad, and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy to my kids?

A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and I was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats his nuts"