Public Place To Have Sex/Bathroom to Sneak into During Fiesta

Just so we’re clear: You know you can’t actually have sex at Sexology Institute & Boutique, right? Sure, the recently opened, adults-only Southtown shop offers an array of products and workshops to help reenergize your lovemaking, but you can’t put on Genuwine’s “Pony” and go at it animal-style right there in the middle of the store. Owner Melissa Jones probably wouldn’t appreciate it. We’re going to guess she’d rather you practice those sex toy and blowjob techniques in the comfort of your own home. Now that kids are swiping right on Tinder or scrolling through Grindr, it appears that public sex has become a lost art, which is probably for the best — it being a Class A misdemeanor after all. Despite having never been open during Fiesta, the Sexology Institute also takes home the title of “Best Bathroom to Sneak into During Fiesta.” Go figure.