As for seeing fictitious celebritites, this makes a little more sense

by Janie Jones

The other day I swore I saw Jack Sparrow driving down the street off my alley.

Today I was sure Santa was going to pull out in front of Leif. At least living in the Great White North makes that somewhat more likely. Now if he’d been driving a sleigh we’d have not been surprised at all, except it was a balmy 75 and no snow.