This week Kyle Kallgren subjected us all to 2009's The
Time Traveler's Wife: a film that may lead us to instate
an Eric Bana ban (haha) on the show. This is a worse marriage and
birth story than Breaking Dawn, and everyone owes
those movies an apology.

When are we going to be done with the "business woman goes to a
small town and gets cut down to size by a guy who wears flannel"
plot? Please tell us! We are suffering! Please stop making these!
Renee Zellweger is a beautiful, talented goddess among men and she
did not deserve 2009's New in Town. No one did!
Especially...

This week we (with our guest Kyle Kallgren) decided to tackle
the perfect movie to fall asleep to: 2004's Garden
State. Do you like The Shins, bland acting, boring
cinematography and a grown man dating someone who dresses and acts
like a teenager? Do you like to watch to talented actors slum it
with Zach Braff? Is this...

Now that a very special milestone has passed, we're back to
scraping the bottom of the barrel with this year's When We
First Met starring Pizza Steve and Bad Romance All-Star
Alexandra Daddario. Can you believe this is the second Netflix
original film to rehash Groundhog Day? Do you
think it will ever stop or do we all...