Unlucky Asian Man Spends Half His Life Arguing His Real Name Is ‘Phuc Dat Bich’

This Vietnamese man is so phucking tired of having his social media accounts deleted by biches who doubt the legitimacy of his name.

That’s right, 23-year-old Australia-native Phuc Dat Bich (pronounced “Phoo Da Bic”) posted a photo of his passport to prove once and for all that he is not playing a prank on Facebook.

Bich says administrators have suspended his account multiple times due to their policy of users registering under their legal names, suggesting that it’s “because he’s Asian.”

“I’ve been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive,” he wrote. “Is it because I’m Asian? Is it? Having my FB shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my ‘real’ name.” I don’t know about it being because he’s Vietnamese. If I was a Facebook employee, I’d probably be more likely to ban the account of a white guy named Phuc Dat Bich than an Asian one, but who am I to rule out adoption of an Aryan-looking boy by a nice Asian family from down under?