Groundhog Day

I'm so tired of the cisgendered heternormative patriarchal reliance on the groundhog for weather reporting. I'll have you know that there are many matriarchal trigender friendly animals, such as cats, llamas and dingos, that are perfectly able to predict the end of winter just as well as a groundhog, but you won't see the media report on that because it would get in the way of their men's rights activists agenda. (I'm not even going to bother to get into the rape culture implications the groundhog represents.) Way to win, patriarchy!