Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.

•Was Green Bay defensive coordinator Dom Capers catching a nap during the second half of Sunday's game? Or was he simply trying to remember the last time a team scored 45 in a playoff game and lost. (Hint: never.)

•MLS didn't just hold a draft yesterday; they held a Superdraft. Top pick Danny Mwanga says he hopes to live up to advance billing, and parlay his selection into a very short stint in MLS before a lucrative career in Europe.