Special Issues

Eyedropper

February 16, 2009, 12:00 am

By Rani Molla

So here we have it: the very first Eyedropper. This gem was spotted on Valentine's evening at Hastings, surely getting ready for a sweet and cuddly Valentine's movie night and possibly some calisthenics and a Showgirls audition as signified by her choice of pink tights and heels. This outfit is admirable, say, as a diversion from the everyday Santa Fe prairie-chic...and frilly underwear lines are always a plus, especially when contrasted with turquoise pantaloons or whatever is worn beneath ballooning sun skirts.

Next, we have the (in)famous Burro Alley burro. Through some round of happenstance, the burro's panties ended up on his head instead of where they normally go on his hindquarters. Someone please inform the burro of this terrible mistake.

Many thanks to our undercover informants, BR and CJ.

Keep up the good work Santa Fe and show us what has left the back of your eyelids burning. Send pictures of visual trespass and peculiarities to copyeditor [at] sfreporter.com, subject “eyedropper.”