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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Apology

A judge in FOND DU LAC, Wis. is forcing people caught urinating in public to write signed letters of apology that are published in the local newspaper. So...

"I am incredibly sorry that I whipped it out and pissed on the wall. Even though it's not might fault I was conceived in a barn and raised in the country. It is my fault that I got trashed and decided to piss on the sidewalk. I also apologize for embarrassing your fine city's young men, but they do grow them bigger in Texas."