Aspirin Between Knees Works as Contraceptive, But How?

Rick Santorum supporter, Wisconsin native, and near-billionaire Foster Friess made a statement that seemed to need a little explaining when he implied that the use of aspirin between a woman's knees could prevent pregnancies. Was he making a joke? Was this a viable option in the past? Does aspirin act as a spermicide? Does he know how to make babies? Real Wisconsin News decided to find out the answers to some of these questions.

Friess was likely using the aspirin between the knees as a metaphor for keeping a girl's legs closed, and that's a joke we can all appreciate, as long as you're hearing it in the boardroom with your millionaire buddies, or if your grandma's telling you to do it so that she doesn't have to say words like “sex” or “vagina” or “creampie.”