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I’m happy to announce on this fine full moon the survival of the first video in my new series, The Monstrometer Report, a show that covers the supernatural survival news and views unfolding here on the site and around the world.

In this one, the burning question that should be on your mind anytime a fireball falls to Earth or even when you take out the trash: Am I living In An alien zoo? And if so, what to do?

Do you live in an alien zoo?

Thanks to everyone for helping SOS keep on keeping on and especially for helping out with the site so I could make the new videos. You know who you are: Survivors of the Month, Hall of Famers and everyone who continues to share their supernatural advice and experiences here at SOS. Long may you keep on keeping on, supernaturally.

New features and a redesigned interface to help you keep on keeping on.
Now a universal app for iPad, iPhone and iPod Touch – Optimized for 4″ tall iPhone screens, 3.5″ iPhone screens and iPad.
Updated for iOS7 (also supports iOS 6 and iOS 5) – (if you have iOS 3 or iOS 4 you can still download version 2.2)
Retina Display support with higher resolution graphics throughout.

When Calvin Parker Jr. (18) was attacked by three leathery-skin creatures with giant crab-like claws who levitated him and his fishing buddy aboard a strange craft to examine him with a floating eyeball, the whole world jumped to what seemed like the obvious conclusion – alien abduction.

In fact, Calvin’s story helped put Pascagoula Miss. on the map, making it a destination for UFO enthusiasts and alien fans from all over the world for a long time.

Was Calvin Parker abducted by a crab demons or aliens?

But Calvin himself didn’t like to talk about it much after that. In fact he spent the next 40 years on the run from his story and all the alien lovers who wanted him to tell it again and again. Even though he passed a lie-detector test, he never wanted to talk about it.

“By the time you get somewhere and they figure out who you were, I’d just go,” he said. “I’d just go find another job somewhere.”

Why?

Recently Calvin has admitted that he thinks the world might have got it all wrong. That he wasn’t visited by aliens at all. That in fact he was visited by demons.

How could he think that? Well consider the facts and judge for yourself:

The world thought Calvin was abducted by aliens but Calvin thinks it could have been demons.

The Case for Crab Demons:

1. Calvin and his friend were fishing at the time. Crab demons have been spotted by fishermen around the world, particularly in Japan where some believe them to be the drowned spirits of Samurai warriors sent to their untimely deaths by a child emperor.

2. Western demonologists report that a legion of crab demons is in fact commanded by some major demon lords. Although Calvin doesn’t mention any fireballs in his famous report, these demons are also known for detachable eyeballs and interest in human abductions.

3. To this day, Calvin battles a fiery red rash on his body everywhere the claws touched him.

“I’m a firm believer in God and where there’s good, there’s bad,” Parker said, referring to the possibility of an encounter with demons.

The Case for Aliens:

1. The incident began with swooping blue lights from the sky and a zipping noise, not from the water or below the earth.

2. The creatures’ crab claws, although red, seemed almost robotic and cyborg-like.

3. The abduction involved a thorough examination that demonstrated a high degree of curiosity above all else, alien style.

“They gave a thorough, I mean a thorough, examination to me just like any doctor would,” Calvin Parker said over and over again to police.

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