Month: January 2017

This week we give advice on the big three H’s for a happy life: health, housing and how to make money. Lets just say the health part starts with not eating from the same two plastic spoons for 12 years, housing starts with avoiding dead goats and how to make money, well you’ll have to…

Its fast and furious this week as Bernard & Tony manage to pump three bits of stellar advice AND a heart stopping edition of ‘fun fact, bullshit act’ – Will this be the week Bernard finally takes the lead, or will Tony come up with some sort of trickery to steal victory? And hey! We need…

Welcome back everyone and hello to 2017. We kick the year off with a Cousinocracy first – A guest host – Who helps us our with a misplaced brassiere. We also manage to mix up our questions list which was really fun (blame that on the lads being a bit rusty after a few weeks away…

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COUSINOCRACY | Advice you never needed

All the advice you never needed

Two cousins, Bernard & Tony, have been telling others how to live their lives for years.
Now through the magic of the internet, this wisdom can be spread to the entire globe (excluding North Korea.)
Send them your life issues, the problems, the situations you need advice on and you may get an answer.
Not necessarily a good answer, but an answer all the same.