France-USA relations are a long way from anything near 'warm'. So to track the state of affairs between the 2 countries 'Merde in France' and the Dissident Frogman have joined up to define a new 5-tier hi-tech picture coded rating system to instantly inform you about where things stand. The current state of relations is actually at level 4 (In the crapper) and it's really touch and go as to which direction it might go in the near future. Stay tuned.