WEEZY DURSTS ALL OVER NEW BIZKIT TRACK

In news that merely serves to prove that Lil’ Wayne has yet to win his bet with Christopher Walken and Samuel L. Jackson over who can turn down the least amount of work, the rapper will be appearing on one of the tracks on Limp Bizkit’s–yes, that’s right, Limp Bizkit’s–new album, due to be released this summer. The news comes straight from the Durstiest source available, frontman Fred Durst’s twitter. He tweeted…

I’ll have to confirm this, but I think “GFY” stands for “go Fred Durst yourself”. To which I imagine he added that he packs a chainsaw and that he’ll surely skin our azzes raw if we don’t also love the track. The Red Hat hath spoken.

By the way, the name of the new album is Gold Cobra, which I can only assume, based on previous album titles (the prosecution submits as evidence to the court Exhibit A: Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water) is a euphemism for Durst’s favorite nightstand drawer accoutrement.