Tanglefoot's Dog Jokes

WHAT
IS A DOG?-
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in
the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear
you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.