That screed , in addition to being poorly written , full of misspellings , errors in syntax , and lacking in coherence , logic , or any of the other usual indicators of a rational , reasoned mind , is also older than the Internet . Having said that , it warms my heart to continually have affirmed my belief that religious apologists are by and large ignorant , unlettered , imbecilic cretins with poor language skills and a bent toward concrete , rather than abstract reasoning .

Tell your granny that besides being deeply hurt that she has such little understanding in who you REALLY are she should also feel compelled to get information regarding your lifestyle from YOU, and only you.