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Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Much to the chagrin of his female seat mate, this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee watched porn for his entire flight and would excuse himself every 15 minutes to go the bathroom. Since he was in the window seat he had to keep getting by the woman on the aisle. Meanwhile our actor would leave his laptop up and running while he was gone with the porn also up and running. In case you are curious, it was straight porn.

Lol. Why is this link blocked in mah countraaaaay?! I'm thinking Franco is evolving into a true pansexual. My sister's roommate is close with some girl from Chico who would meet Franco for quickies in LA hotels. He may be into guys, but he definitely fucks women too. If he were really gay as many claim, I doubt he'd go through that kind of trouble to have random sex that no one hears about....he'd turn the dates into PR campaigns to prove he's straight.

@Derek: Slump Busting - 1) When an athlete bangs a big or nasty groupie to try and turn around his luck on the field of play, i.e. break out of a clump in performance. 2) When a regular dude who hasn't been laid in a long time picks up someone he wouldn't normally bang, to get back in the swing of things.

@Sugarbread: Who is a victim here? Did the person tell him, "Hey dude, shut that shit off I'm right here and can't help but see it?" or did they ask the flight attendant to say anything? There is no crime and no victim.

@Derek, those definitions work too, that was just my way of being nosy and hoping you finally got laid. I meant slump bust as in break the dry spell, I use slump bustER for the person you break said dry spell with. I didn't mean it harshly towards your new man at all

James Franco is beginning to remind me of a famous, but maybe apocryphical story about Lou Reed: Allegedly, one of Lou's roadies was asked by a reporter, circa 1972, "Is Lou really bi?" The roadie replied, "Bi? The fucker's QUAD!"

So THAT'S what that was all about then. Which makes sense if you think I'm the troll doing all of this. I am NOT. I can see how people might think that though, based on a couple posts earlier this week. Not that I'd expect you to believe me, as you've clearly made up your mind. But I'm sorry that you think I am the kind of person that would do something like this. I'm not the kind of person to put others down. Clearly, you are.

maybe if you condensed your posts into a couple of sentences you would get your point-across. I actually am not sorry for what I said cause it is the truth. You just posted that I cant get laid---and the next thread you will be bitchin about stds etc. I can get laid. I date people who are real and dont live in Wales. When I go to Cuba next week I will not be posting here 24/7 like you when you were in "Vegas". You are very rude and condesending and I am done with whatever this is.

Whatever Derek. I never said shit about you not being able to get laid. You are a blatantly sexist jerk and a hypocrite on top of that because you claim to be a Kathleen Hanna fan. Take your sexual issues elsewhere buddy. Oh and there are these things called airplanes that move people around. My bf is from Wales but lives with me here, jackass. Funny of you to talk shit on anyone's love life. Oh yeah. HYPOCRITE on so many levels. Maybe you and homophobe @sandy should get together to keep coming up with crazy ass conspiracies about me being the troll. Sorry I couldn't condense my grievances any shorter for you to read, so here's the summary:@Derek Harvey is a hypocritical sexist, he is not sorry and he admittedly takes his shit out on others

@Derek, I won't speak for LadyH but I think she was referencing something you said last week about dating (IIRC). I saw it as a friendly joke, not being rude or nosy. Like if a friend asks how your date went and you go off about how your date blew the paper from the straws out of their nose in a paper nose straw jet competition, and they ask you about Paper Nose Straw Date week later, and because you went home with Paper Nose Straw Date, your first blurt is, "Why are you all up in business? You got a problem with my dating Nose Straw? Tell me now so I can decide if we're gonna continue the besties for life pact!" And LH is all, "What the frick? I was just asking how it went, but in a joking format because you like jokes! And NO, I did not key your car, but now I just might!!"

It's ok @7. He wants to believe I'm attacking him, that's fine but it does make me sad. When we were talking as a group after his first date, we were talking about the bases he got to but said he didn't have sex. Was making light talk but he thinks I'm the troll so there's no talking him out of this one

Oh what happened here? I loves me some Derek and Lady H and if anyone should get along it should be the two of you.

Seems like both parties attempted to hug it out and then Derek reached around and Lady H's hair got stuck in his watch and she was like, "Hey you did that on purpose." And he was like, you're just looking for an excuse and then..well you clearly see where we are!

And to make it perfectly clear you pig I said in response to Kristin asking where you were that someone accused you of being a troll and you stopped posting. Obviously I was wrong defending you and the girl ( who was guilty enough to apologize) was right.

Sandra, cool your shit. Smoke a bowl, have a cup of tea and relax. That's what I'm doing. I'm in a great mood and the anger you are displaying is cracking me up. Please continue angrily commenting so I have something fun to read.

This is awesome! Sandybrook thinks he's got the goods on canopener! Chill the fuck out dude. In the same sentence you're saying "I'm sorry you were stalked Ray" you are trying to out someone else's personal info! LMFAO what a douche!

@sandy: Check your time stamps. I didn't say shit about you until you called ME a WeHo wannabe and made a derogatory slur about me starfucking Jackman. That's when I stopped feeling sorry for you. I've never said shit about you, or any other user, until they attacked ME FIRST. I don't know if that WeHo shit was specifically an attack on me because I'm queer or because you think I'm a slut but either way, no, FUCK YOU sir.

Oh and I called you a homophobe not just for that, but because you wrote "first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes no baby in a baby carriage" in regards to a picture of a lesbian couple. That was within the past few weeks, don't remember which couple.

And while I'm still bothering, I'm stunned you haven't figured out who is trolling you yet. At least one other person on here has and I'm kind of disappointed because that means she knows it's not me, along with the REAL person doing it, who is by the way, LAUGHING HER FUCKING ASS OFF AT ALL THIS. So yeah, you don't know who it is but you are more than happy to blame an innocent party because it is convenient to. So yeah, you deserve this shit then. And Ray Nicolet is right, you proved yourself an asshole yet again, you know why? BECAUSE IT IS SINCERELY NOT ME.

Like I said, I don't expect anyone to believe me and that is FINE. But I will now be laughing my ass off as I watch you live out your real life CDaN Gossip Girl. The fact that you still think I am involved speaks volumes to how far from the pulse you are on figuring out who it is. Like I said, good luck to you.

Katy yesterday ray said he was a woman who changes her name on this board a lot because of a stalker who went after her. Isn't afraid of that person and posts because she wouldn't let that person stop her from posting here. She also admitted to being a troll. She also admitted she was an asshole and so did I (me an asshole). She accused me also of being a racist which I am not.I said I was sorry she was stalked, what else can I do? I dont know anything about that and am not even sure how ppl get stalked online and what causes it

Maybe not a picture. Don't remember what post. Either way, that's why I called you a homophobe. Which mind you, I'm using under Lady H (NOT a troll name despite what you may think) and citing examples, unlike your real trolls

You're too busy to post anymore tonight sandybrook? That's a shame. You certainly don't seem too busy to make a mental note of any perceived slight and come in to dogpile someone.Book club not happening this evening? I'm sure you would take time for that sandy'boo'.

You should have stayed out of this. If what you say is true anyone who cares would know it, you didn't need to run in here.Then again aren't you the one who told someone to kill themself once?And something about dating only black guys racist something something or am I mixing up my martyrs?

Okay Sandy, I feel the need to clarify some things. Like I posted above, I troll YOU and have for some time. I am downright mean to you. You annoy me so you get trolled. Just you tho. And sometimes Anna Belle. Sorry AB.

I am a woman, I was stalked, I am over it. I go by a variety of names on this site but never more than one at a time.

Umm, I think that's it. I've got homework (full time college student, I've mentioned being in class before in comments) and then I'm gonna smoke another bowl. Byeee!

LadyH I didn't say anything about you. When I said in the original blind Franco and any West Hollywood wannabe it wasn't about you. IN the pic I was just replying to you when you said Jackman's dick looked puffy and I said that was because the West Hollywood wannabe turned him down. Had nothing to do with you. You had no reason to think I was referring to you and if you did I am extremely sorry (you're a woman the WestHo person is clearly a guy.). Jesus the last 2 days here. :( Again if thats it I'm sorry but you misread it. And I was surprised you went after me there and then here for what I thought was no reason.

Ok I just finished posting and re reading the new stuff. Ray LadyH and lowkey I dont come here to cause trouble I'm not a troll and I'm here to have fun. I dont want enemies here, canopener is clearly one. I dont want this ok, if you dont like me just dont respond.

I went and re-read the Hugh Jackman comment, Sandy... I think a simple comma could have saved you a good bit of grief ;)I can see what you meant to say, and I can also see how LadyH took it as an insult towards her. PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES, PEOPLE!

If that is the case, I apologize. But I did not appreciate that (in how I interpreted it), nor being accused as this troll. Or the baby carriage shit. Sorry you got dragged into this drama. You clearly have enough to deal with here in the CDaNverse

Oh God LadyH when I first commented I meant the blind and when I answered you hours later after going out drinking I meant the guy and yes there should be a comma there, I was being funny. I FUCKED UP 110% and I dont know what else to say except I shouldn't drunk post? Im so sorry you took it that way but I was replying to your post only. I'm sorry you thought that and I would defend you to the ends of the earth. I like having you here. Canopener not so much.

I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you, Janis!!!!Count saves the day again! Lol. I've said many times I am a woman with a boyfriend but I have made a couple exceptions. I am mostly hetero in terms of my relationships, but I have identified as queer since I was 15. That is why I wanted to address sandy, but I'm cool with him so long as he lays off the troll accusations

For the record, I have ONLY posted under LadyH. The only time I will ever consider doing otherwise is if I want to share some serious ass shit that I cannot post under LadyH. Those celebs have not come up yet. I've only been posting for 2 months

Duly noted, count. Sorry to shake things up for you so dramatically there ROFL. I always forget the 20-something letters that are supposed to go after "LGBT" these days, so rather than get nagged about asexual or in-questioning exclusion, I've deferred to just going under the Queer umbrella-ella

I bet you must LOVE it when people refer to their SO as their partner, huh?! Lol

LadyH its her personas that confuse me there are so many and she suspects so the personas attack, so you attacked with something I had no clue about. So I jumped to a confusion (no typo). In any case I shouldn't speak anymore about this. I'm sorry you are involved.

jajajajajajaayeayeayeAoooogaaaa!!!What the fudgesickels is going on round here!?!? Lady H is coolio in Sugar's book. Just on case anyone is keeping notes. I like sandy and derek too but nit when they are freaking out and wrong. Peace and love peeps! #xoxo #Hearts#Flowers#unicorns#Double rainbows

I know. I was clearly being sarcastic. I've seen a lot of students backfire lately trying to be all let's break down all anti-heteronormativity all the time by always using partner. Sends the men scurrying because it kind of also suggests that it's more serious. Thought that'd make you laugh.

Lady H, i have never thought you a troll. These guys fliiip the fuck out and pour vitriol on some poor soul too often for my taste. Isn't it amazing that these blameless guys get trolled?Keep your head high and roll on. I got your back in the After Hours ;-)

And now go ahead & pile on me as if I were the bad guy. It's ok. I can take it. (Simply because I have one login name AND ONE LOGIN NAME ONLY. I ain't got time for multiple user names/personalities and shit. But crap on me like I'm the wacko. MMmkay.)

Nooo don't go to bed! No one is EVER up at this time to talk to me.... :) only 4pm here....oh well, guess I'll just read back through that Thread of Fuckery to amuse myself. Sweet dreams CDAN'ers! xoxo

@TTM Canada fucked Heisenberg's whole DAY up yo! From that stupid mistress all the way to this clusterfuck. Is it because I posted "Blame Canada?" April Fools was YESTERDAY!!! I'm glad you're here I need a TTM hug.