I think it would be pretty sweet to collaborate with Will Ferrell and Adam McKay on the script for Anchorman 2 so here is one idea per day for things that can happen in the movie. So, without further (or any) ado, here are ideas for Anchorman 2: Electric The Balls-Aloo.

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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Idea #74

Ron and the rest of the Channel Four News Team take on Wes Mantooth and the Channel Nine News Team on a celebrity edition of Family Feud.

Gene Wood (V.O.)

It's time for the Family Feud!

The camera cuts to the opening that reads "Channel Four." The window opens to show Ron standing proudly. Brick is facing the wrong direction. Brian is play-choking Champ.

Gene Wood (V.O.)

Introducing the first news team. Channel Four News. Ron, Brick, Brian, and Champ. Ready for action!

Ron and the gang run out of the room. The camera cuts to the opening that reads "Channel Nine." The window opens to show Wes Mantooth standing significantly in front of the three other news members.

Gene Wood (V.O.)

And the second news team. Channel Nine News. Wes, Craig, Fran, and Bart. On your marks...let's start...THE FAMILY FEEEEUUUUUD!

Wes and the rest of the news team run out of the room.

Gene Wood (V.O.)

With the star of Family Feud, RICHARD DAWSON!

Richard Dawson enters the stage.

Richard Dawson

Thank you, Gene. Welcome to the Feud. Two of San Diego's finest news teams.

Ron

The best right here, Richard.

Richard Dawson

Ok, Ron. Thanks.

(beat)

As you know, the first team to two hundred dollars wins the game and gets a chance to play Fast Money for your charities. Let's start the feud. Ron, Wes. Come on up.