To find that base pic I did a Google image search for the word vagina. Which by the way I recommend you do not do if you’re at work. I cannot stress this enough – it is NSFW (not safe for work). I am dead serious don’t do it. Don’t you do it noooooo YOU’RE DOING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Aright ANYWAY people, let’s see here. Where’s a good spot to start this story. Oh right of course, the beginning’s probably a good place.

So you remember when I tweeted that I’ma take a pass on reading E.L. James’ 50 Shades of Grey? (And if you don’t use twitter, well remember just now when you found out I won’t be reading 50 Shades of Grey?)

Well I remember. Because my Twitter blew up with more like-minded responses than that time I tweeted I won’t be eating my placenta as a milkshake. {Continue reading…}