That’s right, baby! I’m just three places behind Jim Gaffigan and one place AHEAD of White Oprah herself, Ellen DeGeneres. Top of the charts, y’all!

Seriously, though, I don’t know how Amazon calculates these rankings. Most likely, this is a statistical fluke that happened when I had a particularly good minute of sales and that got extrapolated out. But I’ll take what I can get. The image above may be the coolest non-marriage-or-parenthood-related thing that has ever happened to me.

If you’ve bought the book, thank you. And if you haven’t, Zero-Budget Christmas! It’s only 99 cents! Buy it, and help me jump ahead of that hack Gaffigan!