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It seems like every time we turn around, Tiger Woods has a new mistress exploiting her affair with the golfer.

The latest is from call-girl Loredana Jolie, who writes about her time in the sack with Woods in her tell-all, The Real Diary: Lessons From the Good-Time Girl To Champion - and wow, she doesn't hold back!

She reveals:

"He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us. I would make him fantasize. I would ask him what if I had another guy here with me while he was there with me. It kind of turned him on a little. He didn't say he would try it. It would just turn him on. As a love and sexual partner he is largely endowed and safe sex with him was definitely champion status. When I was having my relationship with Tiger. I was like on the seventh cloud especially from a sexual perspective. There is at least no doubt about the fact that Tiger was awesome in bed. Men like to watch girls on girls. Tiger was kind of addicted to pills, I saw him taking sleeping pills and painkillers. He had a severe sleeping disorder and he could not sleep at night. Obviously they [Tiger and ex-wife Elin Nordegren] didn't have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she? If I had my husband, I would make sure I know [who] was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less [sic] financial reasons why they were married — she was in it for the money."

Yeah…nothing particularly new or exciting here.

It's a nice try and all, but personally, we think that anyone who can't distinguish between 'cloud nine' and 'seventh heaven' should be taken with a grain of salt!