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Mimi, glad to help. You need to move in with me, I'd keep you in stitches the way I go around talking to myself and going back to where I had that last thought that I lost. Keep on smiling, my friend, better days will come. Prayers going up for all my quilty friends having problems. (((((HUGS)))))

If I happen to remember what I went in a room for, I will be lucky if I get out with everything I took into that room. When I go looking for something, like a piece of paper, I will put my pen down get the paper and go to the other room and then I can't find my pen. It sometimes goes on and on. I need a big apron with lots of pockets to hold what ever I am carrying around, so I don't lose that.

(Statement of the Century) ___________________________________________________________

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" ____________________________________________________________

Children Are Quick TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

In all my running around lately I lost my coat! DH and I were out eating at a restaurant and I had a ah hah moment I pulled out my cell phone called my home phone left myself message that my coat was in SIL coat closet . Then I forgot again until listened to answering machine. I laughed at myself and just thought I'd share that.

In all my running around lately I lost my coat! DH and I were out eating at a restaurant and I had a ah hah moment I pulled out my cell phone called my home phone left myself message that my coat was in SIL coat closet . Then I forgot again until listened to answering machine. I laughed at myself and just thought I'd share that.

If you are a Senior you will understand this one. If you deal with Seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, And if you are not a Senior yet........God willing, someday you will be.The 2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said,'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'Yes!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We’ve been around the block more than once!Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!Even Non-Seniors will appreciate it!