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From: roguehwk@ix.netcom.com (RH/etc.)

>Modemac writes:
>>Tarla, I just fell in love with you. If you weren't married, I'd head
>>right over to your house, kneel on your doorstep, and propose to you.
>>Or to your house itself, if you weren't home. Hell, maybe I'll go over
>>there and do it anyways! I'm sure your husband won't mind.

TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net> writes:
>Are you kidding? Shit he'd probably be crushed that you weren't there
>for HIM(He thinks he has a cute ass...). I've said it before and I'll say
>it again...POLYGAMY LAWS SUCK!!!

Rev. Tarla...

..the polygamy thing? Doesn't apply to you oh Lavender one. I don't
think there's room enough in your house for anymore; after all, there's
you, your husband, the dog, and your ego...and the ego's taking up the
room I'm gonna be staying in...)

Please, Tarla, don't use THAT phrase! 'Surfing the Net' is a ridiculous
bit coined by the media and made popular by that Conspiracy rag, WIRED. I
spend far too much time on here doing stuff on the Net, but 'surfing'
ain't a part of it.

Sugar, why do you think it's called Sexhurt? It hurts when I start, it
hurts when I stop, and in between....you'll feel like you shit, came,
exploded, fell to the earth in the form of a gentle snow, sneezed
exquisitely to every single name of God, entered the earth and was
farted out into the face of the Almighty...