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Life imitates Achewood

It does, though. Long-term Achewood readers, or those who find ripping through a year's worth or so in a day helps pass the time at work, will be familiar with the Egg and Milk Minder, the revolutionary computer application that will have all your egg-and-milk tracking problems solved. The Egg and Milk Minder is a joke, but it is real -- right there under "dork resources" on the Achewood home page -- you answer prompts for numbers of eggs on hand, rate of daily egg consumption, ounces of milk on hand, rate of daily milk consumption, and the application calculates, as a decimal fraction of days how long until you will need more.

Into this burgeoning arena of food software steps the Charcoal Bob. More complex than the EMM, and putatively serious. You enter your data here. You get a printout that looks like this:

I am afraid this is actually supposed to be something you use. (Via TFS.)