And the Greg Jennings one, when you open that Matryoshka, there’s a smaller one of Christian Ponder with his mouth in the shape of an “O”, and then when you open that, the next one is Jarhead Allen with a male goat, and then when you open the last one it’s just a big ol’ nasty turd.

Sounds about right to celebrate the horned shitfucks from Minneshithole