Saturday, 26 November 2016

Pot of Legs by Rhianna

Drinking from a cupA miraculous cup,Turns water into wineWithout having a grape vine.Turns wine into juiceFlavours from cherry, to moose.Turns juice into sodaPumped out straight from South Dakota.Turns soda back into wineBut this is white; it's less divine.Turns white wine into milkWithout a drop spilt.Turns milk into hot cocoaAs cold drinks are now a no-no.Turns hot cocoa into milkshakeAnd turns that into liquid cakeBlended in a blender,Mostly thick but sometimes slenderTurns the cake into legs.Wait... What?They strangle you until you're dead.