"So here we go again... Cheese, cheese cheese! Enough! There's more to me than cheese! There's also lots of cows! And I've got more lakes than that goddamn charlatan Minnesota! 5,081 more to be exact! Oh what's the use. I put it on my license plate but since it's too cold for anyone to come and visit, no one else even knows it. This whole thing is just making me lactose intolerant! Goddammit!"