Behold, the power of the Park Slope Parents! Do you dare to open a restaurant in Park Slope without a kid's menu? Oh, you will have a kid's menu. You most certainly will.

Fornino is a very good—dare we say gourmet?—pizza establishment. It recently opened a restaurant in Park Slope, home to America's best parents. But lo, trouble brewed; the users on Yelp had a little problem.

An actual letter from an actual Park Slope parent, sent out this afternoon on the "Park Slope…
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My issue is the menu. I'm sure this place does awesome in hipster W'burg, but in breeder Park Slope, this menu has issues. There are no "simple" menu items I could order since of course last night was the night my son decided to be picky. I wasn't looking for chicken fingers and french fries, but maybe a basic pasta I could order as an app would have worked.