50. People who wear Santa hats in the office49. Anyone who says “You'll shoot your eye out” while you’re cleaning your guns48. People who cook the mulled wine until it's grape juice47. Anyone who claims there's a war on Christmas (looking at you, Fox News)46. Everyone at the Post Office45. … And everyone at Best Buy44. Cats who f*ck with Christmas trees … er, people who own cats who f*ck with Christmas trees43. Anyone who says your Wu-Tang sweater doesn't count as an ugly Christmas sweater. It most certainly does.42. The two drunk people at your office party who obviously hooked up but pretend it never happened41. Elf on a Shelf40. People who wrap presents 10 minutes before we open them39. Carolers who try to give you a pamphlet afterward38. People who have multiple wrapped gifts under the tree for their pets37. The aunt who actually made a fruitcake36. People who get their spouses gifts that are quite obviously for themselves35. Your rich Aunt who gets you a $20 gift card34. The person who brings something way too nice to the white elephant party33. That guy in your office who takes Thanksgiving until the second week of January off and says he's "working from home"32. Anyone who mixes a bottle of top-shelf whiskey. We didn't spend $60 dollars on a pint so you could douse it in Coke, you heathen.31. The relative who passes the phone around the whole house30. The person who "gifts" you a donation to a charity in your name29. People who don't let you open just one present the night before. Just one!28. The uncle who sneaks you a sip of bourbon here and there. Just kidding, he's awesome.28. People who gift discounted gift cards (says $50, you go to use it, turns out there’s only $37.15 on the balance)27. The internet vigilantes who stoke the annual Starbucks seasonal cup Twitter controversy 26. Relatives who give you the same gift every year 25. People who put off any holiday shopping until Christmas Eve24. People who include a Kafkaesque account of the entire family history in the annual greeting card23. Anyone who adamantly and specifically wishes you "Merry Christmas" (we get it, you're Christian)22. Anyone who adamantly and specifically wishes you "Happy Holidays" (we get it, you're not Christian)21. People who comment on the calorie content of all the food at the spread20. Fringe friends that catch you off guard with a gift … because you definitely didn't get them one19. People who keep the tree up until Jan. 218. That uncle who won't let you and your girl/boyfriend sleep in the same bed because you're not married yet17. Kids who believe in Santa way too long16. People who turn on the Christmas music on Nov. 26 and don't stop until January15. The aunt who gifts you stuff she obviously retrieved from a junk pile in the attic14. The one cousin who has always had an attitude problem13. Families/couples/siblings who wear matching holiday PJs12. Sexy Mrs. Claus. This isn’t a Halloween frat party.11. Anyone who serves eggnog without spirits in it10. Any parent in a divorced family who ruins Santa without a mutual agreement with the other parent9. That person from high school who thinks we’re friends because time has passed. We’re not. And we never will be, Ashley.8. People who take issue with black Santas7. People who get competitive and/or stingy during white elephants6. People who get competitive and/or stingy during Monopoly5. Regifters4. People who get in actual fights on Black Friday3. Anyone at SantaCon2. Kids who throw tantrums when they don't get what they asked for1. And yourself, in the mirror, on New Year’s Day