My answer to him would have been “and I heard tying a man’s testicles in a knot will bring them to their knees!” After all, you had an easy reach from that position…….. LOL That is a great story! Thanks for sharing…

Eww! As a male type person, I can’t imagine doing that. At my paltry 5’9″ (6’5″ with afro) and my wife’s 5’0″ I wouldn’t dream (read DARE) do that. At least not without saying goodbye to some favorite bits.

Don’t they understand that you can get a better affect by putting your nose to their neck? Duh! One of the same frustrations I have with being short. I’d have let biology work and pulled on the armpit hairs!

Your male friend is misinformed. Studies have shown that the touch of a man, such as a man touching a woman’s arm or shoulder, helps reduce a woman’s sensitivity to pain. But I’m not aware of studies which show that male scent helps “calm” a woman. Most women I know are irritated by the way men smell.

OMG … O … M … G – I actually burst out laughing. I mean, that could not have felt funny at the moment, but to read this, it is so funny. Thanks for sharing and making me smile. (Sorry that happened to you, though) 😀

I thought he showed considerable restraint. The male “musky” scent may eminate from even less appropriate orifices or areas. He obviously holds you in high esteem. Your threat may have crushed him; call him and see how he’s doing.