HowTo:Draw a perfect circle

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This is how posers draw circles. Lets see you do it without the compass, phony!

Drawing perfect circles is a past-time enjoyed by very few. Sadly, the general population as a whole has no ability to comprehend such an advanced geometric shape, let alone draw one. Rather, they must resort to using compasses or tracing circular objects. However, when critically analyzed, circle drawing is, in fact, rather simple, and can be broken down to either a one or nine step method.

One Step Method

Draw a circle.

Nine Step Method

Step One

Step Two

Choose a radius, r, for your circle. Using a straightedge composed of either Brazilian chestnut or teak, lightly draw a line segment with a measure of r, using a as one endpoint and newly created b as the other, at a 35.7° angle.

Step Three

Using the new and improved circumference formula, C=2πri230(30.5)+1, calculate the exact circumference of your circle in terms of pi.