Looming Large

Tomorrow on @BarstoolRadio, I'm gonna have NYC blogging legend Large from Take A Report in studio. If you were in New York back in the early days of blogs popping up, you remember Large. One of the best to ever do it.

May I recommend three shots of whiskly of the Scots, four Pall Mall cigarettes (Dunhill will make a fine substitute), and a beetroot and Devil’s club poultice applied to your aching member by a 20 year-old coed on a break from Northwestern University.

Glad your alive, rested, well, and ready to fritter away both your’s and our time with the idiocy that we have now accepted as our only Lord and savior. I was having a crisis of faith and almost threw out my Fleshlight and gallon of Hotlube. I’m very happy that, like always, I was wrong. Plus my wife told me last night that she wants me out of the house and it was either laugh at this site or blow my brains out…so there’s that.

You should laugh. Mrs. Donger moved out a couple of months ago. Tinder/Bumble/ AFF/even Craigslist. Holy fuck! Who knew? Never thought i would have this type of fun again. All ages and races. Did you know that most women are really fuckin horny and wet all the time, these days? Well, they are. God bless you. And I’m an atheist.