From:
"Once Upon A Silver Moon" <mailmonkey@onceuponasilvermoon.com>
Subject:
ONE day only - 20% off storewide!
Date:
December 30th 2014

Here at Once Upon A Silver Moon, we're gearing up to count EVERY SINGLE THING on the shelves.

OMG. So much thing. Too many counting! OMG.

So as a last-ditch effort to minimize some of that, we're offering you 20% off anything and everything, unless it's marked off more than that, like our 50% off sterling silver pendants or 90% off mystery books.

We will be OPEN on New Year's Day, doing inventory, so TOMORROW, December 31st, we are trying to get rid of all of it!

TWENTY PERCENT OFF ALL OUR STUFF TOMORROW ONLY!

Seriously, do we ever have sales? NO! So grab what you can and enjoy a discount off our already quite reasonable prices.

Okay, there is one exception to the "never having sales" thing - anything from 2013 or earlier will be marked 50% off for clearance. Unlike some stores where they have dusty, shopworn inventory that's at least a decade old in some cases, we don't keep stuff around that long. There isn't much left from 2013, but if you spot a sticker with an ancient date code on it (top right corner), it's half off tomorrow, if you mention this email. Why wait another day just to make you come back? Coz seriously, that'd be messed up.

This sale is for mailing list customers ONLY - you'll need to mention it to us BEFORE we ring you up, coz we have to do it for each line item.

We'll have a freebie gift with purchase on New Year's Day. A little vial of Van Van oil, with a candle, and a prosperity wish bracelet. If you dropped in on Christmas Eve, you got a sneak preview. We have about 20, first come, first serve.

And we still have like four calendars and a couple of witchy almanacks left, so if you did not get yours yet, DUDE - they won't last past the first when people realize they forgot to buy one. Grab it quick!

We do still have a little of the promo incense - free incense with purchase - left. It's good stuff and we are soooo close to being out of it.

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This is an announcement list for Once Upon A Silver Moon, a metaphysical shop in Oklahoma City.

Things you can expect from us: a monthly* newsletter, notices about events, the occasional special deal, stuff like that.

We are not real fond of spam, so we will treat your inbox as if it were our own.

Also please follow us on Twitter for random free offers. Twitter is the only place we will announce that kind of stuff. Yeah we know, nobody uses Twitter anymore. But it's still useful because it goes right to your cell phone or email or RSS thingie, whereas if we put out announcements on Facebook, only 14% of our subscribers will even get it in their newsfeed, and then it's immediately swallowed up by political nonsense and cute kittens.

Long story short - only like 5 people ever see our Facebook posts, where 100% of our Twitter followers will get the message. So Twitter it is. And you don't even have to have a Twitter account - use an RSS tool to subscribe!

But you can still "like" us on Facebook. We prefer that you like us in person, too, so come by the shop soon and say hi, pick up a bar of handmade castille soap, just be neighborly. Help us stay in business by, you know, buying something every now and then. That's how it works, right?

We also offer tarot readings, spiritual counselling, confession services, and conjure work such as setting a candle for you. Please enquire if you are interested in these services or would just like to know what "conjure" means. And yes - that's confession, as in "it's been six years since my last confession..."