Seeing this sign today had me feeling, for a moment, as though I were truly living in the "future" that, as a small child, I once expected to see. I mean, "Lithium Ion Drill"?!? It sounds like something right out of Star Trek!

Scotty! We've got to cut through that hull!

But Captain! It's made of solid neutronium! Nothing short of an Ion Drill can cut through that! Even then, you're looking at months, not minutes!

If I may interject, Mister Scott: perhaps, with a lithium pulse amplifier....

Ayyye.... I've read about them in the journals. But a true Lithium Ion Drill has only been postulated, it's never been done!