BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.

Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

Me, I'ma call out of work, find the best view, pull up a chair, grab a beer and some pizza, and watch as the entire world drums up a universal combination of "Awwwww.../FUCK YEAH, WE'RE STILL ALIVE"

Now onto another possible conspiracy: My workplace has a poster in the restroom for the Maryland Department of Health & Mental Hygiene. What does that even mean? An entire department devoted to making sure we're not thinking dirty thoughts? Or something even more sinister... total RIGHTTHINK! (Besides, considering I work at a convenience store, with the porn right next to the register, that's entrapment)

Vote Pieces for Pope! She didn't buy me off with the funny hat, I swear!... She made me a cardinal.

BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.

Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

Me, I'ma call out of work, find the best view, pull up a chair, grab a beer and some pizza, and watch as the entire world drums up a universal combination of "Awwwww.../FUCK YEAH, WE'RE STILL ALIVE"

Now onto another possible conspiracy: My workplace has a poster in the restroom for the Maryland Department of Health & Mental Hygiene. What does that even mean? An entire department devoted to making sure we're not thinking dirty thoughts? Or something even more sinister... total RIGHTTHINK! (Besides, considering I work at a convenience store, with the porn right next to the register, that's entrapment)

Floss between your thoughts, and brush the ideas for at least 2 minutes before and after reading a book.Don't forget to visit your local hypnotist for a good mental cleansing every 6 months

BumbleBee wrote:Agh, it's all too wordy, if you google the date there are all these different websites that come up and my brain is too fried to comprehend any of it.

Ok, supposedly, the Mayan Calendar ends on that date. Because the Mayan Calendar has supposedly predicted significant weather-based events or some shit, people think that "OMGTEHWORLDITPHAILS!," rather than the slightly more rational "Well, maybe the Mayans got bored, or, you know, butchered by disease-ridden Spaniards or something." And so, because of this tiny theory, you know have the Bible Code folks jumping on the wagon, Roland Emmerich making yet another big-budget movie of questionable quality, and a bunch of people running around like nutters.

Me, I'ma call out of work, find the best view, pull up a chair, grab a beer and some pizza, and watch as the entire world drums up a universal combination of "Awwwww.../FUCK YEAH, WE'RE STILL ALIVE"