Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I have seen crazy.

Inspired by that video I saw yesterday, I decided to take a stroll through the far left end of the internet. It had been a while since I had looked in on the opposition, so to speak, and I wondered if they were still as entertaining as they used to be despite pretty much having the Oval Office sewn up for '08.

Wow.

I was not disappointed. They are still selling ten different kinds of crazy out there. For instance, I was unaware that the evil patriarchy seems to have decided that even though Barack Hussein Obama has a furrin' sounding middle name and is obviously of a rich, dark hue, he at least pees standing up and is therefore preferable to Hils. Wasn't it just a couple of weeks ago that Bill "Whitey" Clinton had directed the Democrat Machine to keep Obama down? I'm losing track. I do know this, though: The politics of victimhood are still hilarious.

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Odd that she whines about this. I seem to remember Billary totally letting down the "womans movement" by having a crying session on national TV and having her husband defend her in public. Billary opened herself up to sexism by playing the female card long before anyone else got the chance.

McCain, Clinton, and Obama. Exactly where constantly voting for "the lesser of two evils" lands you (see also: Parenting/Pet ownership: Why not to reward bad behavior). But hey, if you don't you're apparently un-American, as holding your nose and voting for evil is your sacred duty as a citizen. If you don't do it, you can't complain about it. At least that how I've seen it explained hundreds of times by the latest generation of sanctimonious fools that helped get us here...

Seriously, how does one cobble together an argument that revolves around the fact that they're all rapists, but you should vote for X because he'll use lube?