Big Brother introduces new law for King Siavash

Big Brother has introduced a new law after deciding that King Siavash wasn’t getting enough respect.

“From henceforth whenever the King’s Fanfare is played into the House, all housemates apart from the King must immediately cease whatever they are doing and stand bolt upright,” read Siavash from the task instructions. “If housemates fail to adhere to this new law, housemates may fail the overall task,” he added.

“And I can do whatever I want to you guys. Remember that carrot yesterday that didn’t go up your ****?” Siavash asked Sree.