PP #2: Tall, awkward, smelly sophomore guys and their short, ugly senior girlfriends reproducing. That welfare check-in-training has the entire deck stacked against him. If the Pope is ever looking for an argument for abortion (or against God), this is it.

PP: Rolling around on the floor, flopping around on the floor, bashing my head against the wall, whining, flopping some more, and flailing my arms doesn't make my girlfriend suddenly appear in my room wearing exactly what she is wearing in that picture right there.