"Goldfinger"

John Barry, Anthony Newley

"Short Fingers"

The Lyrics

Short Fingers, he’s the man, the man with the tiny touch,who's whiny much.Big support-bringer’sreckoned “cool” by an alarming marginwith larger fin[gers].

Boorish words he will roar in your ear.Rub your eyes, ’cause you spy what you fear:there’s a horrid girl crows for this trickster—was the kiss of death for Mister Short-Stinter. . .picked this girl, whose senselessness would aborthis run. . .lettre morte.

Story words he will roar in your ear:telling lies. . .wins the prize without peer.There’s a hooded world oafish yet sin’sterbent to kiss the hem of Mister Short Fingers.In that world, they settle things out of court,and sheets aren’t short.

But stubby and short,very short,oh so short,those fingers are shortfat and short.Very short.

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In the movie, Goldfinger had a certain amount of charm and finesse. But his wealth could only take him so far, then greed proved his undoing. But Goldfinger lusted for gold. The fellow I think you are discussing here is lusting for power. And that is always scary. The second stanza referral to Sarah Palin is very cleverly done. Best word master on AIR these days. I always look forward to your entries.