What I am listening to!

May 25, 2005

Classy!

OK so, I was checking my stats and apparently this site comes up on the search of "Public Blow Jobs Tampa Area" um... the blow job is a shot, DRINK!!! Made with Bailey's Kahlua and something else I think with whipped cream on top. So for those of you who are curious. I don't give blow jobs in public.

Okay so on the way home tonight, I took the top off of my jeep which was just so wonderful. I was heading over the Howard Frankland Bridge which I usually avoid, but it was after 7pm so I knew it would be okay. Anyway I was following a man in a white Toyota Corolla, who seemed to be drinking a bag of chips, while picking his nose... and breaking into a slim jim! I can't imagine what his mouth tasted like. All he needed was to add some olive juice and it would be one hell of a gross martini. Bleck... after wards, I was on Gibsonton Road.... I'll explain more about Gibsonton later, but there was an old man riding his bike with a rifle across his handlebars. That's what I guess is a poor man's gun rack? I could write a book on the weird things I see on my commute.

I decided to take Friday off so I can have a 4 day weekend. I need a rest, really really bad! I am going to Beeler's house on Saturday night for a party. The new girl at work was invited, I hope she shows up, she is soo funny and cool.