"when I was in high school we used to call the kids from Gaithersburg "Boogers" cause they said it like that, "gaithersboog". But don't tell this guy cause he'll kill me. back then it was very rural, very hayseed "

"the cool guys from g'burg hs drove camaros
one time I went to a field party out there and a guy almost beat me up cause I almost let the zipper on my jacket touch (and maybe scratch) his car "

"Posthumandude: i'm posting all this on bullshido
Bjjegg: fabulous. he's going to kill us all
thereby winning our eternal (and I mean eternal) respect of course to fight your five-foot 100-pound mother armed only with a kitchen sink, buddies with bats, and maybe a souped-up camaro "

"in Anacostia it's all street, all the time
Bjjegg: brushing your teeth is street
Bjjegg: junior, how many times have I told you that when you brush your teeth, you STAND WITH YOUR BACK TO THE WALL? "

"
Posthumandude: but what i'm wondering, is if he walked up to a couple dudes chilling on the corner and tried to sell his str33t training, how would they react?
Bjjegg: mi street es su street
Bjjegg: I know what I hope they would do
Bjjegg: what they would do if there is a god
Bjjegg: and she has both a sense of humor and a sense of justice
Posthumandude: what?
Bjjegg: show him a little street
Bjjegg: up close
Posthumandude: I never knew you could be so vindictive. I love you, mom.
Bjjegg: and then make him haul his shiny white butt back to the exurbs quick "

"I think the indie movie of Sammy's Trip to Anacostia should definitely have a gogo soundtrack the junkyard band could do a lot with his head "

" I'm checking out "meet Sammy Franco" The pic at the bottom of the page reveals that he has tragically lost both hands in a street fight and had to have them replaced with large metal discs! "

"Posthumandude: he's like batman!
Bjjegg: but sociopathic!
Posthumandude: but vaguely homoerotic! just like batman!
Bjjegg: look at the page with the album on it! apparently he has a boyfriend with no limbs and a transparent torso!
Bjjegg: who's into s&m!
"

"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

ALso, does anyone else find the quotes that have been used in this paragraph give it an unintentional sense of sarcasm?

One aspect that separates Sammy Franco from most "arm chair" theoreticians is that Franco has firsthand experience with "street" combat. As a result, Franco's Contemporary Fighting Arts® is based on "real world" experience and application.

And how about this gem, from the master's own keyboard?

By the way, Yes, a sexy woman can model my CFA T-shirts, she can also give me a blow job. Women are very good at doing such things. Thanks for wasting my time. It will not happen again!

From Sammy Franco post :
"Sammy's Reply: What the hell do you think this is some refined tea party? I live, eat and breath combat. I have been doing this for over 27 fucking years! I have been places and seen things that would make you puke you guts out."

Damn that guy is soooo full of himself. He could be a scriptwriter. Im guessing that he thought of his character for him. His real name is Dick Diesel and thinks hmm lets get some money and make myself a soldier boy - ive been doing 27 years of MA, my name is Sammy Franco and im a tough boy from DC