now theres a excuse we could have used to attack them, the "bringing freedom/democracy" one has worn a bit thin now.

i suppose we`ll have to attack italy now then, shouldnt be a problem

Things have gotten so bad, I've had to resort to storming into Pets at Home, grabbing the goldfish out of the tanks and squeezing them hard until an eggs/innards "soup" gushes forth into my gaping mouth. During such episodes, I am usually covered in my own excrement and cry/shouting. Despite my obvious mental impediments, I am still not retarded enough to vote UKIP.

Things have gotten so bad, I've had to resort to storming into Pets at Home, grabbing the goldfish out of the tanks and squeezing them hard until an eggs/innards "soup" gushes forth into my gaping mouth. During such episodes, I am usually covered in my own excrement and cry/shouting. Despite my obvious mental impediments, I am still not retarded enough to vote UKIP.

Was gonna write a long ass page of reasons why the UKIP are a decent party but decided just to call you a titt instead for not been open minded and bashing other peoples beliefs.

Evzy and London- thanks. You will have positions of power under my regime.

Back on topic....

Despite being a massive goose-stepping, more-right-wing-than-Nick-Griffin, extremist uber-fascist (not really), I'm going to vote for the Green Party because they will look after squirrels and "shock the top 2 to get there (sic) act together".