Why This Must Be Read: I walked out of Jupiter Ascendingdelighted and gleeful beyond words. This story gave me the EXACT SAME FEELING while reading it! Jupiter and Caine are believably in-character, and none of the Chicago bits made me want to rage-quit (that's... been a problem), and everyone is just so well-rounded and lovely and if I could bounce into everyone's home squealing, while tossing around printed copies of this and the Jupiter Ascending dvd/blu-ray combo, I WOULD.