Check this out. Dallas Green from City and Colour digs Chloe. I think his music is pretty shit, but this is hilarious. I mean, he's a Chlobro haha. This guy is 31 and he's inviting a 15 year old girl to his concert. That can't look good in the medias eyes.

I'm thinking of going to this concert if Chloe's gonna be there. $25 tickets bitches! I'm going to see Chlo!!!

That's when I burst through the door and pistol whip him with my nerf gun. I grab Chloe and push her behind me, guarding her while I scream "Stop! Stop! Stop! You shall not lay a finger on this innocent child!"

Chloe is left in complete admiration of me. From then on, we will travel the world, getting ourselves in all kinds of quirky michief and adventures.

If you actually read what I wrote, than you wouldn't be giving me any wuts.

Sure she might be there, but will I actually SEE her? First of all, the Molson Amp is fucking huge. Second of all, she'll probably have some private celebrity booth or backstage access. The chances of me seeing her are slim.

>>21445chance of wining the lottery is one in millionsthe chance of meeting chloe is infinitely largerplus, I wouldn't spent money on some stupid lottery but i would for the slightest chance to meet her

>>21458You are being incredibly negative. Now I am a negative person but even I would go to a concert just to have a small chance of seeing, meeting and talking to Chloe. It's a disgrace to the chlobros to miss this opportunity.

>>21482Well, that will mean there would be 5 of you, you, BC, trevor and franger, and chloe, and since trevor and franger are tired of each other, and so is chloe of trevor, being you, i'd let trevor and franger share BC, and i'd go for chlo, everyone gets laid, everyone is happy, everyone but BC, but who the fuck cares about BC, i just fucked chloe…

>>21536Kind of a obvious reaction don't you think? You can't seriously think this place is mainstream appealing. I meanm, Ive been here a while and my mind filters out alot of stuff in these generals, imagine people who have no idea at all?

>>21548but the fact that they are pondering the idea to phone the FBI is laughable. I mean that is just pure stupidity. but yeah, alot of do people don't think about things and have this idea that when you are sexually attracted to a girl that is 15, If you are 17 years and 364 days old you do not have paedophilia but as soon as you turn 18, you suddenly contract paedophilia over night.

And I just mean the general reaction they have is understandable. That rainbow shit? I barely tolerate it, but to others it causes a repelling reaction because 1) It's actually pretty sleazy2)They don't know if we are 50 year old rapists or what I think most of you are 19-21 years old.

Are they really 'stupid' to have that gutteral panic mode reaction? You forget that this shit is weird to begin with, regardless of the 'person' in question-it's essentially a kind of religion we are practising here with mass 24 hours a day.

>>21554But we're not talking about how is them being shocked by this shocking to uswe're talking about the laughable and generally retarded comments like>"and anyone who likes 15 year old girls is a pedo, unless your under 18, or in certain states.">"We should probably alert the FBI don't you think?">"15 year old girls are still children. Doesn't matter how they dress. She is a pretty girl, yes. But not sexually attractive. Why? Because there is nothing sexually attractive about children."

>>21505I find the whole Chloe and Dad thing pretty f'ing sad. I know divorce (or separation, whatever is happening) is a common thing, but it almost feels like she has zero relationship with her father, which doesn't seem possible. She hasn't mentioned him once. Not one Happy Birthday, or looking forward to weekend with Dad, or dinner with Dad. WTF?

I get it, but it's the total shut down of mentions. It's like she never had a father, where before she would mention him. I know her father is a successful plastic surgeon. I wonder if he was getting people setting up appointments with him just to get a set closer to Chloe, so the family (even in divorce) has an agreement to basically never mention the father.

I don't want to overthink it, but I'm sure Chloe's career and the fact that her mother travels with her all the time basically fractured the marriage. She probably knows that, which is kind of why worry about Chloe.

>>21564Having experienced a similar situation myself I can say the whole scenario is entirely understandsable, trust me.This would be especially compounded considering the work intensive lifestyles of both parties.

>>21565I can certainly see a situation where he might have started an affair because his wife was never home, or maybe it all just fell apart as many relationships do. I still hope part of the silence is by design, but I suspect not. Hopefully it works out for Chloe since a daughter, or son, should have a relationship with their father. Sounds like you know this all too well from personal experience, so hopefully it works out for you, too. If both sides dig in, nothing will happen. That's unfortuntely something I know all too well.

My parents almost got divorced when I was her age. Mother moved out, was a flight attendant for a bit. Somehow, they managed to work it out and are still together today.

Of course, we are completely different social classes and lifestyles. She's clearly been able to fill her life with pleasantries and she's living the dream. Her dad may not be in her life but her family is clearly strong and she won't want of anything ever again.

>>21593If Chloe were to bang 1 of 3 guys, inevitably, who would you rather have it be? Chris Mintz-Plasse, Cameron Fuller, or Eddie Redmayne?

What about if we expanded that to her two recent co-stars, who frankly seemed interchangeable at one point: Kodi-Smit-Mcphee or Asa Butterfield?

You know both of them had to have a crush on Chloe. I'd pick Kodi. Based on his tweets, he seems okay. Just a teenager who happens to also act in movies. Asa, on the other hand, seems a bit prickish and full of himself at times.

>>21644Things will get easier for her. Hell, for all we know, she may have already adjusted to the new situation.

And the point was that she is going to be financially secure, and has an extremely great future in store. Obviously this can't fill whatever hole her parents divorce may have left, but she'll still be well taken care of.

>>21572Am I the only one that thinks she doesn't look sad or as if she was emotional here.Plus if she had been, it surely would have been perceptible from her expressions in the photos taken there, which I just don't see.

>>21670Well I dunno about yall but when I laugh really hard I get teared eyed so she might have just been having a solid chuckle prior to going on camera.If she had been emotional/crying they probably would have just went home to happy her up again.>>21669Yus

>>21669I don't care about her nationality. If she looked and acted exactly as she does now but her name would have been Chloe Grace Mortez and she was slightly more brown I would have loved her just as much

>>21725She wasn't joking and the audience wasn't laughing. That would have been one of those"the disc skips, the music stops and everyone is standing in shock" moment if they didn't move to the next subject so fast