Tara Reid in Playboy

Scans of Tara Reid’s Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face – “The Holly Madison,” I believe he calls it – I’m only posting one pic to confirm how airbrushed these babies are. And, seriously, they have to be joking. I’ll believe Britney Spears writes quantum physics theorems in her diary before even considering the possibility Tara Reid has perfectly spherical breasts. They could have at least kept the anchor poking out. For realism’s sake.

This photo has had excessive blurring applied to make a fraudulent case.

If you don’t like Tara or Playboy, fine. Certainly the Playboy photos will be retouched as they always are, even for models with fewer apparent flaws than Tara Reid, however this amateurish piece of garbage is not even close to their publication standard.

Is anyone even certain this is a picture of Tara Reid, the face bears no resemblance? It could easily be a blurry photo of some entirely different person.

It’s not too often someone’s nude pictures have to be photoshopped in order to make them look HEAVIER (and amongst other things, obviously). Yes, it’s terribly photoshopped…her breasts don’t look like that, nor does her tummy or thighs…AND…she’s not that healthy: she’s MUCH thinner. I kind of feel bad for the girl honestly.

As the others have already stated over and over again. The blur level on this photo is beyond laughable. Check out her fingernail and the unbelievable low detail you can make out because of the extent of the blur that was used, lol. It doesn’t even look like a fingernail its so far blurred.