mpoetess' entry regarding The Nudity Of Byrne has been reviewed and determined to be neither a threat to national security, nor Too Dirty For The Surrounding Community. After a perusal of the surrounding community, it has in fact been determined that a) mpoetess is hopelessly square and b) You're All Going To Hell. As is Agent #561, who was deployed to read kita0610's journal for comparison purposes and as a result, is now gay and tortures puppies. He used to just torture puppies.

Go on about your filthy, disgusting, morally reprehensible business. But we'll be keeping a watchful eye upon y'all.

Well, Agent #561 will, since he's already been compromised.

Thank you for your patriotic support,The Internet PolicePatent Pending, Available In These Fine Stores: Kroger, Jewel, Safeway, Home Depot, Fredericks of Hollywood

The Internet Police have no jurisdiction over the FCC1. We do not accept your ruling. We insist you send all records of this incident especially any juicy incriminating photos, in triplicate, to our headquarters immediately. You will be fined one lap dancesigned centerfold hour of FCC service 2 for every person scarred for life due to witnessing the frivolity.

1 Fanatically Concerned Citizens (protecting your right to drab, white bread media experiences since Daddy Powell gave us an 'in')

2 Full service details to be reported orally at a later date hubba hubba