28 May 2009

Elen Rives: The "Single" Life

It's tough being a single mum. Especially when you're in the public eye. I mean, there's birthday parties for your youngest that you have to plan and execute while also sipping champagne and being the party's photographer.

You also have to loiter in front of your new home (that your rich ex bought for you and the bubbas).

You also have to make time for dinner with friends. While at the same time wearing a hideous black pantsuit with no bra.

Then there's the whole matter of the school run. Of course having a personal bodyguard/chauffeur helps the situation.

A family has to eat too.

Most importantly, you have to find the time to get back out there. Enjoy a little public snogging.Oh yes. Lots of public snogging.