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Official Keeper of Little GNew Jersey Devils|3|New York Yankees|27|New York Giants|3|Penn State|4|"They are the loudest and most loyal students in the country. They call this place Happy Valley? That's an understatement tonight. This is definitely the best place on Earth. I have seen Paternoville, I have seen these students...there is nothing like this in the country."-ESPN College Gameday"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schoolsin the party school category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs."-Playboy Magazine"You're driving along with nothing and then it's likecow... cow... cow... 20,000 hot chicks!That's Penn State." -Jon Stewart

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain.

Ah, what a novel concept. To think the Rangers mean so much to Devils fans. It's never enough that their team wins. They might be the laughing$tock of the league but at least they aren't the joke of a fanbase that mocks other teams and can't even show up and sell out their own building until the third round.

What will be the excuse this year?

I got a wish: A 1st Round Curse On You.

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Hasan, Brian and I blog at New York Puck. Devils, Islanders, Rangers and Sabres.