Would you rather have one butthole or two buttholes?
Two buttholes pros: More efficient, always have a backup hole
Two buttholes cons: Have to wipe them both
One butthole pros: Only one hole to wipe
One butthole cons: If you lose that butthole you are fucked

I make ten thousand great comments and this is what you reply to?
THIS? THE GAY DR. WHO ONE? LISTEN, I SAW PART OF IT ONCE AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS AND ACTING WERE SO BAD I WAS EMBARRASSED FOR EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY ME AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A SCI-FI ORIGINAL MOVIE ABOUT LAVA MONSTERS BUT TURNS OUT IT WAS FUCKING DR. WHO, THE SHOW THAT EVERY GIRL (NOTE: THIS ALSO REFERS TO BRITISH MEN) CAN’T TURN OFF THEIR BONERS/HARD NIPPLES FOR

plus it was some big to-do that the doctor was in love with rose but then doctor marries some ugly old woman named river??? wtf is that shit

ONE ROMANCE FOR THE DOCTOR (NO MATTER WHICH GENERATION HE IS) ONLY!!!!

Yeah. I havent been around a while but that dude must have literally nothing to do. Do I go against my rules and ban him? Sadly maybe. Or maybe I don’t care anymore and am literally shitfaced on…what is this…yellowtail merlot? God ive had a gf for a year or so and im addicted to wine. Shit.