Friday, March 18, 2011

Bible Translations for Jesus' Children: Homelessness and Inheritance

Today's Bible verse is about everyone's two favorite people, dear old Mom and Dad...

Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you
Exodus 20:12

Honor you father and your mother: Don't be a bitch to the people the created and/or raised you
so that you may live long in the land: so that you'll never have to fear being homeless with their house as an LAST resort
the LORD your God is giving you: and you'll get their inheritance

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