I saw my great grandma (86 at the time) in a store while she was shopping with a friend. They didn't see me coming and as I got close I tugged at her purse to get her attention. Her friend must have eyes in the back of her head because she slapped my hand away and turned around towards me like a ninja. The "Oh hi honey!" and big hug she gave me quickly subdued her friend.

From criminology class - elderly white women are least likely of all demographics to be victimized by violent crime. They are also the most afraid of being victimized by crime. Their perception is furthest from reality. Experts disagree as to exactly why.