And this poor constipated person is from my (red) neck of the woods. Curiously enough, the report says that he's from Bossier City, but Road Runner (business or home) doesn't cover Bossier City; they are only in Shreveport.

Phonix iz fun. So much for the internet making us all Renaissance men and women. I just picture some poor mope in his overalls and feed cap, with his chaw cup next to the library's internet keyboard, trying to anonymously get some relief without having to ask his kin for help.