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Monday, May 31, 2010

Yeah, about the drinking ...

So I guess every one of you guys has been drunk at least once in his life. But I don't mean a little drunk, I mean so drunk that you couldn't count how many times you puked. And yet you remember .. most of the things. Let me tell you something about being drunk - DON'T EVER DO THAT (again).

First of all why do you do it? Just for fun, to forget, to drown the pain? Yeah ok, drink, it's natural and common, but don't get drunk. I know you have a good reason, everybody does (well except the alcoholics, but that's another story). I usually do it to drown the pain .. unsuccessfully,the only think that go under water is my dinner (or the last thing I had).

Another thing is that you embarrass yourself in front of your friends, and sometimes even some strangers. You do stupid stuff - like trying to lit a candle, which falls on you, and everyone get nervous, 'cuz maybe you would set them on fire. Or kiss your ex, or even having sex with him. Which you will regret later, I know. Sleeping randomly with some strangers. Puking on the floor. Falling. And my personal specialty - getting depressed and crying, without stopping.

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A man of words and not of deeds, is like a garden full of weeds
And when the weeds begin to grow, it's like a garden full of snow
And when the snow begins to fall, it's like a bird upon the wall
And when the bird away does fly, it's like an eagle in the sky
And when the sky begins to roar, it's like a lion at the door
And when the door begins to crack, it's like a stick across your back
And when your back begins to smart, it's like a penknife in your heart
And when your heart begins to bleed, you're dead,and dead,and dead indeed....