a boy/girl who lives in worcester MA. He tries to trick people into being straight and likeing women but he really is gay and will not come to terms with it. He offers people to party at his house and gives them free alcohol just to be his friend. These people take his bribes but still believe he is the gayest thing since clay aiken. a flaming homosexual known for talking with a gay accent, and walking like a dinosaur who has just been saudomized. his wearing of ecko and wristbands doesnt make him straight.