ARTICLES ABOUT URINE BY DATE - PAGE 5

Here's a dude that was full of hot air. After being discharged and instructed to leave a Fort Pierce ER by a cop, Isreal Rosado, 44, would not go because he said he wanted a meal, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart. Rosado then "pulled his penis out and urinated on the floor," according to the police report. The officer who patted down the human stink bomb for weapons wrote that he "continued to pass gas" and the " aroma was unbearable," an affidavit states.

You know "urine" trouble when this dude gets peed off. Gerardo Nieves, 58, is accused of threatening his Fort Pierce neighbors - with a gallon jug of urine, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart. The 58-year-old Fort Pierce man was described by a neighbor as a "constant drunk" and cops could smell booze on Nieves, according to the arrest report. One gallon...that's a lotta of beer. Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.

When the man that pulled up and asked a teller at RBC Bank in Palm Coast if they sold money orders and was told "no," he got upset and mumbled something, according to Flagler County Sheriff's deputies, reports the Orlando Sentinel. Think he was having a bad day? Then consider the poor customer that followed him in line at the drive-thru: When a woman picked up the tube, liquid that smelled like urine spilled onto her and her car, investigators said.

A Gainesville foot-patrol deputy spotted 22-year-old Matthew S. Lewis, a Santa Fe College student, on a roof inside a mobile home park, reports The Gainesville Sun. He told the deputy he was on top of the roof because he needed to relieve himself after playing beer pong. It was slammer dunk time for Lewis: The deputy noted in his report that the other beer pong players said they did not want Lewis to return to the game. Get the DUHtails at The Gainesville Sun. Photo: Matthew S. Lewis / Alachua County Sheriff's Office More FloriDUH Categories: Central Florida (1030)

Cleanup on aisle 3! Peter Pavljuk, 62, was jailed after allegedly exposing his penis near the children's drinking fountain in a Publix in Holmes Beach, according to Manatee County Sheriff's deputies, reports WWSB ABC News- 7 in Sarasota. He then reportedly urinated on the floor, according to an arrest report. Get the DUHtails at WWSB ABC News-7 in Sarasota. Photo: Manatee County Sheriff's Office More FloriDUH Categories: West Coast of Florida (667)

Slathering on alcohol-based hand sanitizer every few minutes may have one unintended consequence — a positive screen for alcohol use in certain types of tests, a University of Florida study confirmed. But UF researchers also uncovered a potential biomarker that could allow tests to differentiate between drinking alcohol and exposure to hand sanitizers and other household products, said Gary Reisfield, M.D., an assistant professor in the department of psychiatry with the UF College of Medicine.

Your editorial about drug testing welfare recipients points out how out of control the state's spending habits are. The pilot program may have concluded that only a small proportion of recipients proved positive, but that overshadows the costs imposed to actually conduct the drug testing. Ninety dollars per test? As a professional who conducts drug testing of all types, an actual Department of Transportation urine lab test (which would not necessarily be required) costs half that much.

A 52-year-old Port St. Lucie man is accused of pouring a cup of urine on the head of his disabled father, according to an arrest affidavit. Steven Andrew Plank, of the 100 block of Southwest Starfish Avenue, was arrested Saturday afternoon and charged with felony battery and felony battery on a person at least 65 years old. Plank came into the kitchen and yelled at his father for using the stove to cook potatoes in a pot of water, according...

Posted by Barbara Hijek on February 4, 2010 06:45 AM, February 4, 2010

When you gotta go, you gotta go. That's what happened to a Panhandle man who was outside a Mary Esther Dollar General store panhandling for money and bothering customers. It got worse. Customers complained that the guy had his genitals exposed and was urinating outside the store door, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News. An Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office deputy arrived just in time. The man was sitting on a curb surrounded by a puddle of urine. His zipper was down and he was still peeing.

Wow! Their pee must be outta this world. Because NASA says they're trouble shooting an International Space Station problem: The astronauts' urine is clogging the system, Reuters reports. The folks at Cape Canaveral say the problem is in the station's $250 million water recycling system, which processes urine into clean water for drinking. The culprit, they think: a high concentration of calcium in the astronauts' urine. Scientists do not yet know if the high calcium concentration is due to bone loss, a consequence of living in a zero-gravity environment, or other factors.