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Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA

The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.

Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.

Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

And now my Amazon order has official shipped, on its way to UPS. Now it just needs to make the trip from New Jersey to Minnesota. Sadly, this kills the dream of an early delivery, but at least it should be on time.

Hm. So apparently like most mobile devices, the battery in the switch is used to power the system even when docked, and then the battery is charged when available. Seems like that could cause pretty bad battery life problems long term even if you're just playing it docked.

Also it seems that playing zelda you can't charge above 85% battery which seems kinda crazy given the wall wart is a 37W charger and the highest draw off the plug engadget could get playing Zelda was 16W.

UUUUGH goddammit, turns out the whole licking thing is true!
Maybe now kids won't eat the cardridges and die from them, but instead someone like me will!
(Also at long last I underastand why they would send us a copy of Just Dance...)

So when I preordered my switch with Gamestop I checked one-day shipping. "Day one" shipping wasn't an option available to me at the time. Does anyone who deals with them regularly know if that makes a difference?

life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies