Dear Comment Spammers

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I’m the only one who ever sees your comments…and only long enough to hit the delete key. You’re just wasting your time. Also; I don’t need a larger penis, lower cholesterol, Russian brides, discount panaceas or to give you my bank account number so I can help a Nigerian prince get his money out of escrow. Thank you for the kind offers, but perhaps you should spend your time spamming someone else, no?