"When Webb was searched, he was found to have stolen deodorant in his jacket pocket and two large blocks of cheese in his pants pockets, police said. As he was stood up, two packages of link sausages fell from his pants. "

Strong.

"Webb has a history of theft arrests, according to Clarke County Superior Court records, and last year was sentenced to five years on probation for stealing liquor from a package store then trying to punch a police officer. "

And now you are going to jail for stealing large blocks of cheese. Bet your mama is proud.

Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.

Metalithic:Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

Jon iz teh kewl:Metalithic: Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.

DATURA

datura is a hell of a thing, but you're way more apt to steal cheese when you're drunk.

nburghmatt:Jon iz teh kewl: Metalithic: Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.

DATURA

datura is a hell of a thing, but you're way more apt to steal cheese when you're drunk.

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

Your sister works in a retail store without security, do tell. I know the Krogers up here have 'loss prevention' employees that move around to all the stores. I know a couple by name (I am on their good side) and I sure that is who stopped this guy. Being told to NOT STOP someone isn't letting them go. Just means they got your plate and called the po-po.

One LP guy told me about busting a old woman on an power cart trying to steal a purse full of stuff and a cane from the pharmacy. She tried telling him that 'money is tight since she got the AIDS'. He has also busted a middle-class woman that had to be processed in the employees break room because she had her three kids and a cart of legally purchased stuff with her and they couldn't take all that up the stairs.

Smackledorfer:Basily Gourt: Stealing cheese? By all means, send him to jail.

Crooked bankers and wall street execs? Bonus time!

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

Enough pulls at that slot machine and you lose eventually.

i actually work in loss prevention and some of my regulars end up making much more than i do in a week

Silentbob768768:Smackledorfer: Basily Gourt: Stealing cheese? By all means, send him to jail.

Crooked bankers and wall street execs? Bonus time!

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

Enough pulls at that slot machine and you lose eventually.

i actually work in loss prevention and some of my regulars end up making much more than i do in a week

Smackledorfer:Silentbob768768: Smackledorfer: Basily Gourt: Stealing cheese? By all means, send him to jail.

Crooked bankers and wall street execs? Bonus time!

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

Enough pulls at that slot machine and you lose eventually.

i actually work in loss prevention and some of my regulars end up making much more than i do in a week

I call bullshiat.

in a single day ive seen one shoplifter hit five stores in my retailer alone literally just driving in a loop around storea...each hit roughly $300...theyll get half that selling the merch cards they get so in just one day youre still looking at $550 in tax free cash for one day. this is not uncommon. i see much more of groups like these than i do large value theives.

I can't figure out why more people aren't stealing. Honestly, if you have half a brain, the chances of getting caught are nil. You can shoplift in most stores in the fancy suburbs and walk right out the door, nobody is going to touch you. They are told to call management, but DO NOT try and stop them.

/sister is in retail.

If you have half a brain you would know why you shouldn't steal. The chance per theft is low, but do you know how often you have to shoplift to replace simply having a job and buying that food?

Enough pulls at that slot machine and you lose eventually.

i actually work in loss prevention and some of my regulars end up making much more than i do in a week

I call bullshiat.

in a single day ive seen one shoplifter hit five stores in my retailer alone literally just driving in a loop around storea...each hit roughly $300...theyll get half that selling the merch cards they get so in just one day youre still looking at $550 in tax free cash for one day. this is not uncommon. i see much more of groups like these than i do large value theives.