I found this and thought it was funny. I know there are a bunch of other weird laws that were never removed from the books. If you know of any please feel free to add them in the comment section. I think WY has one that you can have sex on the front lawn provided each person is wearing at least one article of clothing. (Time to head back to WY for a visit)

A few more I found upon more research......

*It is against the law to kiss for more than five minutes in Iowa. You have to come up for air at some point, right?
*In Tremonton, Utah, a woman cannot have sex while in an ambulance. Punishment can be severe: she can be charged with a misdemeanor and have her name printed in the local paper.
*In Arizona, you may not have more than two sexual toys in your home.
*But Texas is a bit more lenient, you can have up to six before felony charges are presented.
*In Maryland and Minnesota, oral sex cannot be given or received anywhere. Especially the mouth.
*Men with moustaches are forbidden from kissing women in Eureka, California.
*In West Virginia, unmarried couples who live together and "lewdly associate" with one another may face up to a year in prison.
*In New York City, men may be fined $25 for gazing lasciviously at a female; a second conviction stipulates the offender wear a pair of blinders whenever he goes out for a walk.
*Adultery is still a crime in New Hampshire. However, there is some talk among lawmakers to take it off the books.
*In North Carolina, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled while having sex.
*Cleveland, Ohio does not allow women to wear patent leather shoes because by doing so, women may give passersby a sneak peek at their unmentionables.

There I was face to face with him. All the fear left
and was replaced by pure desire. I did not look directly into his eyes for that
would be my undoing, but rather scanned his face as a whole. Recalling from the
recesses of my brain what his lips felt like. His need transmitted through a
kiss. How my finger tips use to trace his jaw line. I remembered how he would
lean his forehead against mine after an explosion of pleasure had over taken us
both.

Lost in thought I felt the sudden jolt back to
reality when he kissed me hard and punishing. “You have been a very bad girl.”
He said in a firm and authoritative voice. Before I could respond I was being wheeled
back around so I was facing the hood of the police cruiser.

He pushed me forward until my stomach was actually lying
against the hood of the car. It felt strange being all displayed out across the
hood, slightly humiliating. Pushing my feet with a little pressure I inadvertently
widen my stance.

Leaning down he pushed his body flat against mine
and whispered in my ear, “I have wanted and dreamt about this for long time.”
His words were ragged and weaved with pent up lust.

“Put your arms straight above you, resting one hand on
top of the other.” I did as I was told wanting to see how far he would take
this whole charade before he let me go.

“I am going
to remove your panties ma’am and I expect you to stay quite still while I do
this.” There were reasons I had not seen him in over a year. Once I start with
him it is impossible to stop and it always ends with hurt feelings.

“Do you understand?” He asked. I just nodded, caution
thrown into the wind.

I felt his hands run up the length of my legs then
reached under my skirt to pull the small piece of fabric from its resting place
knowing they would be damp with my need. A sharp intake of breath confirmed
what I already knew.

He always did love my scent. The thought made me
blush.

Teasing my lips with his tongue I could no longer
hold back the moans. He shoved two fingers into my sweet spot. My pink walls
closed around them as they glided in and out. I bit my lip hard to keep from
crying out.

Without warning he removed his fingers. He encompassed
my wrists with just on hand. My juices shimmered in the fading light on his
fingers. I thought how ironic handcuffs with just one of his hands.

My mind began racing, was this it? Did he just plan
to torture me close to orgasm and then dismiss me without satisfying me? Would
he really be that cruel?

As my mind contemplated these things I felt a sudden
fullness, what I had been longing for without knowing. He did have such a thick
beautiful cock. Every thrust felt familiar and I welcomed it.

The building in me was more intense then it has been
in a long time. In that moment all I could think of was, “Damn the consequences!”
His real name slipped from my lips as the waves of pleasure crashed all around
me.

10.Be willing to wait for the right guy
9.Respect Yourself
8.Be Kind
7.Learn About The Things Guys Like
6.Make Him Feel Needed
5.Support Local Chivalry
4.Put Some Cloths On
3.Be Liberated- From Hollywood
2.Set Boundaries
1. Be YOURSELF!!

A long overdue NST- Sorry for disappearing for so long. Look for the conclusion next Tuesday!

Jan 2012 NST Part One

I had not seen The Detective in almost a year, but the minute I saw those blue flashing lights in my rear view mirror I instantly thought about him. Closing my eyes for just a moment…I could feel his hands on me again.

As I heard the car door slam closed, I knew the officer would be walking up to ask for my license and registration. I leaned over to open the glove box and my skirt slid up to my thigh. Reaching with one hand I opened the glove box and with the other I tried to reposition my skirt knowing he would be at my window any second.

Just then the rat tat tat of the back end of the flashlight tapped my window. About to curse under my breath I heard an abrasive: “Ma’am roll down the window, license and registration.”

He had the flashlight shinning right in my face so I could not even see who had pulled me over. About to protest, he yanked my paper work from my hand and walked off. Now I was really irritated. How dare he be so rude! I wasn’t even speeding so what did he pull me over for? I thought aloud as he sauntered back to the cruiser.

The minutes drug out while I waited for him to return my paperwork, write me a ticket and give me a stern lecture often accompanying a ticket here in the South. I wanted to be on my way when I heard the car door slam again. This time I looked into the rear view to see if I could get a glimpse of the officer that pulled me over because I was seriously thinking about contacting The Detective to let him know how some of his “officers” behaved when my car door was yanked open.

“Please step from the car and put your hand on the hood of the vehicle.” Again with that harsh voice which sounded vaguely familiar but not enough to pin point. He stayed to the side of me as I stepped out of the car. “Officer I demand you tell me what I have done!” My voice was mixed with anger and a little fear. I have NEVER been asked to step out of a car.

Knowing full well he heard me and chose to ignore me was only making me angrier. “Officer I am certain a mistake has been made. I have not done anything wrong!”

“Hands on the hood of the vehicle.” I leaned over as little as possible to minimize my vulnerability but being in heels and a skirt did not make that very possible.

“Ma’am do you have any sharp objects that could stick me or any weapons on you today?” About to turn around and ask if he was joking I felt his hand push the center of my back down a little bit. “Ma’am, answer the question.” My mind reeling, my legs started to feel a little weak.

“NO! Of course I don’t. I still don’t know what this is about!” My voice having lost all the previous bravado. Just then I felt big warm hands inching up my legs from my heels. “Is that really necessary? Clearly I am not hiding anything sharp on my skin!”

“Ma’am you need to keep your mouth shut before you create more trouble for yourself!” Now that voice was starting to sound even more familiar. Having finished the pat down of my legs and waist I felt two large hands cup each breast I heard a moan escape his lips or was it my lips? It had been far too long since I had felt the touch of a man.

Still trying to work it out in my head if I should be afraid or turned on, if it was his moan or mine or if I should scream the big hands grabbed my upper arms and spun me around.........

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The whole year of 2011 I have neglected my blog and for those who are faithful followers; The Detective, Ms. Forester, Fruit Taster, Slow Burn, Shared Secrets and a handful of others I am so terribly sorry.

I am going to try to really get back into blogging with some semblance of regularity. My computer at home is still acting up and is located in my son’s room which makes it quite hard to write and read naughty blogs. What I need is my own lap top. Hmmm side note, something I will keep in mind. I digress……

Any way I am going to start working on a few NST ideas I have, but in the mean time I am going to “reblog” a couple of articles I have found.

A side bit of interesting….A book author contacted me over the weekend and sent me his E-book. He asked if I would read it and review it for my blog. How cool is that? He also asked if he could write a guest article. I said sure! SO keep a look out for that as well.

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