Ah Beng went to school one day and was given an assignment to write an essay of colors. So this is what he wrote.

“One morning, the telephone rang so I pink up the phone. "Yellow, Yellow !!!" I said. "Blues that ?" The man of the other side whispered something which I could not hear. So I shouted "White you say ?". The man did not answer. Ah Beng got angry and said, "Hey You ! Don’t purply call and don't call black" and slams down the phone”.

Ah Beng's teacher read his essay and was shock, You dont have to guess that Ah Beng got a red mark for his essay on colors.