While we definitely see the appeal of terrorizing our enemies after we've passed, it seems like haunting rundown buildings would get a little old after a few decades. Now an Ohio woman has undeniable proof that it's only the really disturbed ghosts who become preoccupied with pestering the living. The rest are too busy screwing each other.

Dianne Carlisle says that while her 4-year-old granddaughter Kimora was playing with her cell phone, she took a picture of ghosts fornicating on her couch. "I never seen anything like this," says Carlisle. "I mean, ghosts still have feelings? (They're) having sex?" Uh, obviously. What else could that be — just a weird blur of light that sort of looks like a knee? Be serious, woman!

So be advised that you don't need to clean your house too thoroughly, because ghosts are just going to come along and have sex on all your stuff.