These pumpkins were personally selected, hand carved, and photographed by the incomparable Mrs. LFM. There hasn’t been an evil spirit hereabouts since they went live a week ago!

Well Goode Reader, as we say, it’s been swell but the swelling’s gone down. It’s time for swelling of another sort as tonight marks the 10th anniversary of the blessed Hallowe’en in 2008 when the Whynacht and Kleszczynski Clans merged to build a new dynasty. You should all be grateful we don’t hold with that hyphenated surname nonsense.

We would like to thank you all for coming and express our sincerest hopes that even the worst of you survives to meet here again for a repeat of the revelries next year.

In the spirit of short and sweet, I’ll leave you with an animation of Mrs. LFM’s handiwork in the form of a GIF she likewise created for your edification on this night of nights. Bon courage!