The Knee Pad Leggings

Some people spend a lot of time on their knees. We don’t know why. We don’t really WANT to know why. Having seen these super-special Marios knee-pad leggings, though, we’re forced to conclude that they do it because they like to clean the floors with their clothes. And they need fishnet leggings with shag-pile kneepads to do it. Obviously.