Everything you wanted to know about cats (but weren't awkward enough to ask)

After my Internet disaster last week, I figure I should return to regular posting by going with what I know: cats. Here's a re-edit of a VHS my boyfriend found called From Cats to Kittens, featuring a woman named Ann M. Childers being weird, celebrating contact with cats' genitals and espousing all kinds of information that you do not need whatsoever. Mysteries regarding stool, the color of cat food and which sex of cat is responsible for pregnancy are all revealed!!!

What an odd editing job... but I'm sure a good way to distill all of this information into one digestible bite of crazy! Honestly I'd like ot watch the whole thing! As a fan of cats and a fan of Rich, loved seeing this crazy video. Thanks!

although in all seriousness it can be important to help kittens out with potty time and to make sure their poo is okay...I say this because of my experience with fostering kittens all the time. Like these two that almost died on me cos they got intestinal parasites.
http://i.imgur.com/m5roC.jpg

and Rich, if you weren't already busy enough with blogging I'd tell you to help EIT edit their stuff!! You'd make a great member to the team.

Random and OT: I just discovered this amazing picture a few minutes ago. Maybe I'm the only one who didn't see it months ago, but anyone who hasn't seen it yet must: http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/tag/michael-jackson-drinking-vodka-with-midgets/

Rich, I've been following you for years, and aside from the Rock of Love/Bus recaps, this is my favorite piece and your best cut to date. I can't stop watching it. I shared it on Facebook and my friends LOVE it. I directed them toward this fabulous blog. Thank you so much, you are fucking hysterical.