Patch Notes for SLN v. 0.4.001

Posts intended to go up at 12:00 AM on Friday now conform to a more relaxed schedule that better matches the procrastinating personalities of our creators and the clumsy forgetfulness of their twitching, diseased brains, as well as the gradually lowering average expectations of whatever users we have left.

Somebody keeps suggesting a second day with biweekly updates, as if that’s gonna fucking happen.

Design and Layout

New minimalist aesthetic better reflects how much of a shit we give, and tests well among hipster shut-ins and our core readership demographic (which is ourselves).

Next iteration projected to be only 93% white, rather than 99.7% white.

Non-Satiri-psuedo-listicle Content

Discontinued.

Known Issues

If we knew what that fucking smell was, we would have thrown it out, wouldn’t we?

Do not turn off Adblock unless you are behind at least two layers of proxies. Apparently our Chechen associates have some very lax ideas about what you can sell over the internet.