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It’s story time with Ellen and Joe, which means that if you’re into laughing at other’s pain, you’re in for a treat. Cringe-worthy, funny, and unfortunately real. There’s everything from accidental kidnappings, to family outings at strip clubs. There’s sex-obsessed granddads, drunk fanfics, and life advice from grandmothers still believing it’s WW2. So here they are, ready to share the stories they’d rather forget.episodicIt’s story time with Ellen and Joe, which means that if you’re into laughing at other’s pain, you’re in for a treat. Cringe-worthy, funny, and unfortunately real. There’s everything from accidental kidnappings, to family outings at strip clubs. There’s sex-obsessed granddads, drunk fanfics, and life advice from grandmothers still believing it’s WW2. So here they are, ready to share the stories they’d rather forget.Pondcasthello@pondcasting.comPondcast2018 Pondcastyeshttps://www.omnycontent.com/d/programs/f22203bf-0a12-4f04-8fb3-a6a100b7b92d/d89a237b-33a0-43e7-ab5c-a6a100b84551/image.jpg?t=1476616992&size=LargePondcasthttp://www.pondcasting.com
Episode 7: Dogs, OneCoin and Cock RingsEpisode 7: Dogs, OneCoin and Cock RingsA little life update, including one from Joe's granddad. There's talk of Ellen’s short-lived job at a kennel, Teslas, and penis decorations at the gym. ]]>A little life update, including one from Joe's granddad. There's talk of Ellen’s short-lived job at a kennel, Teslas, and penis decorations at the gym. fullPondcast3d19b3b0-34ef-4eaf-b91d-a78f00d98feeSun, 11 Jun 2017 14:00:00 +000000:25:07https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/episode-8-dogs-onecoin-and-cock-rings
Episode 6: The Whore of Copenhagen and London Sexcapades, or That Time Joe’s Grandma had a Porn Tour of Copenhagen, and International Sex AdventuresEpisode 6: The Whore of Copenhagen and London Sexcapades, or That Time Joe’s Grandma had a Porn Tour of Copenhagen, and International Sex AdventuresThis episode Joe tells the story of his grandmother's visit to the red light districts of Copenhagen, and how a viewing of Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat changed all our lives. In the spirit of international sex adventures, Ellen shares her Tinder fails of London.]]>This episode Joe tells the story of his grandmother's visit to the red light districts of Copenhagen, and how a viewing of Linda Lovelace's Deepthroat changed all our lives. In the spirit of international sex adventures, Ellen shares her Tinder fails of London.fullPondcast31362e01-d1a9-4dac-b596-a7260102bd36Mon, 27 Feb 2017 03:00:00 +000000:21:14https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/episode-6-the-whore-of-copenhagen-and-london-sexca
Episode 5: Police Chases & Goth LoversEpisode 5: Police Chases & Goth LoversPondcast is back with the first episode of the year. We look back on granddads breaking the laws and run-ins with the police. Ellen shares a story of pubescent love, filled with too much eyeliner and screamo music.]]>Pondcast is back with the first episode of the year. We look back on granddads breaking the laws and run-ins with the police. Ellen shares a story of pubescent love, filled with too much eyeliner and screamo music.fullPondcast3d3d07fe-db2c-4766-8512-a70300b88641Mon, 23 Jan 2017 03:00:00 +000000:28:09https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/episode-5-police-chases-goth-lovers
Episode 4: The Christmas Gift of SemenEpisode 4: The Christmas Gift of SemenO cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, here's a short episode just for the holidays. You don't need to celebrate Christmas to enjoy a story about Ellen being faced with the miracle of inappropriate erections. There's also the obligatory idiotic family members, including an update from Joe's grandpa's online adventures. ]]>O cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant, here's a short episode just for the holidays. You don't need to celebrate Christmas to enjoy a story about Ellen being faced with the miracle of inappropriate erections. There's also the obligatory idiotic family members, including an update from Joe's grandpa's online adventures. fullPondcast609d2e55-2fda-4273-b7c3-a6e7015c6eadMon, 26 Dec 2016 03:00:00 +000000:21:44https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/episode-4-the-christmas-gift-of-semen
Episode 3: Grabbed by the Pussy & Other Acts of TerrorismEpisode 3: Grabbed by the Pussy & Other Acts of TerrorismWhat happens in the VIP-lounge, doesn’t stay in the VIP-lounge. Ellen shares the story of her unbelievable weekend and Joe talks about his close encounter with a menstrual pad. Also featuring the magnificent national anthem of mother Russia, performed by the Presidential Orchestra of the Russian Federation.]]>What happens in the VIP-lounge, doesn’t stay in the VIP-lounge. Ellen shares the story of her unbelievable weekend and Joe talks about his close encounter with a menstrual pad. Also featuring the magnificent national anthem of mother Russia, performed by the Presidential Orchestra of the Russian Federation.fullPondcast48b32c37-5438-4eef-8c58-a6d901414237Mon, 12 Dec 2016 03:00:00 +000000:43:40https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/episode-3
Episode 2: Grandpa's Little OneCoin SecretEpisode 2: Grandpa's Little OneCoin SecretJoe tells the story of his granddad’s involvement in a global pyramid scheme, and Ellen talks about her encounters with fellow herbivores.]]>Joe tells the story of his granddad’s involvement in a global pyramid scheme, and Ellen talks about her encounters with fellow herbivores.fullPondcast2abbde11-7a15-4dd4-865e-a6cb01169f6bSun, 27 Nov 2016 03:00:00 +000000:41:15https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/episode-2
Episode 1: Accidental KidnappingsEpisode 1: Accidental KidnappingsFirst episode and we kick things off straight away with almost kidnappings and actual kidnappings. There’s masturbation mishaps, and talk about how Bob Dylan stole Ellen’s rightful prize.]]>First episode and we kick things off straight away with almost kidnappings and actual kidnappings. There’s masturbation mishaps, and talk about how Bob Dylan stole Ellen’s rightful prize.PilotPilotfullPondcast052b4346-31f3-430e-b677-a6a100b90235Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:00:00 +000000:39:31https://omny.fm/shows/pondcast/ep-1-pilot