Happy Halloweeen! J.K. Woodward drops in and introduces us to his alter ego Diego Bernstein. Then we get a Pete-phone call from the colorist of Starborn, Mitch Gerads! All that and a million comics get reviewed somehow.

J.K. Woodward drops by the Basement, and brings his shiny new Transmetropolitan Art Book, limited edition hardcover... Pete thanks him by being disgusting, vulgar, cantankerous, and not at all well... so the usual. Plus recommendations for new readers and more!