Johnny Depp, pile of crushed teen swoons and bad teeth, is embroiled in a lawsuit with his former business managers. He claims they owe him $25 million. The management is countersuing Depp, citing his reckless spending and breach of contract as reasons he owes them millions. In his defense Depp stated, “If I want to buy 15,000 cotton balls a day, it’s my thing”.

I mean, yeah? I guess? Some of Depp’s other “things”?

- $3 million for a special cannon to fire Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes into wherever that was aimed.