David Chang and Peter Meehan’s quarterly food journal, Lucky Peach, never fails to delight. To commemorate their travel issue, they’ve debuted a mini-game. The premise reflects the issue’s cereal-ocean cover: You play a stick-figure in a row-boat lost at sea, charged with gaining as much weight as possible by maneuvering the boat into candy, pizza, burgers, and cupcakes with your cursor. It’s not clear whether it’s possible to actually win or lose the game, but that didn’t stop us from spending ten minutes on it. Click here for the world’s most endearing midday distraction.