"Our technological exploits have also been misunderstood by the media. We support Ms. Hilton in this anxious time. People like us have to stick together," said Anthony Trammel, a cDc spokesperson. "As a result, CULT OF THE DEAD COW has conferred upon Paris Hilton an honorary membership in the Ninja Strike Force, with all the rights, privileges, and responsibilities thereunto appertaining."

ABOUT CULT OF THE DEAD COW
Founded in Lubbock, TX, CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) is the most influential hacking group in the world. The cDc alumni list reads like a Who's Who of hacking and includes a former Presidential advisor on Internet security, among others. The group is further distinguished by publishing the longest running e-zine on the Internet [est. 1984], stretching the limits of the First Amendment, and fighting anyone or any government that aspires to limit free speech.

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