The 5 drunk personalities to look out for this weekend. (And how to deal with each one)

It’s way cool because alcohol has a magical power. For better or worse, it has the ability to transform our entire identity: our beliefs; our concept of right/wrong/appropriate/inappropriate; our feelings of self consciousness. And (definitely) our levels of coordination.

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When we drink, all these things are altered from their normal state. And as the process of intoxication progresses, our drunk persona shimmies its way out from its lil' cave to run wild. And when it does? You fundamentally change as a person.

So. While you're at the bar this weekend - wine in hand - watching your friends make giggly fools of themselves on the dance floor, be extra judgmental. We implore you. Here are the five categories that every drunk persona falls into:

Makes fun of you from the back of the ambulance for not drinking as much as them.

quotes:

"I'm gnna get another White Russian."

"Hahaha I'm so drunk."

"Are you serious it's only 4am? We have to find another bar."

if found:

Pretend to knock back shots with them until they pass out. Then go do your own thang.

We reckon your drunk persona fits into one of these categories. Actually it definitely does. Or maybe you're a hybrid? If you're a Happy/Wandering drunk, we want to hang with YOU this weekend. But... umm... to all the angry/get-more-drunk drunks out there? Maybe just have a quiet one in...

Listen: You'll find all sorts of drunk people at the races, but is it okay to make fun of them?