Sunday, November 30, 2014

The Economist Asks, 'Are Our Billionaires Too Poor?'

This week, the fine people of The Economist show the courage to confront the billionaires for whom they slave. Bravely ask, "Have we been nice enough? Could we be nicer? Perhaps they need a foot massage? Clawing back pensions, buying presidents and prime ministers, and leveraged buy-outs that enrich no one but themselves is terribly hard work. How about a shoulder rub? A blow-job? Should we talk about the filthy lazy unwashed masses who love poverty? Whatever it takes, whatever it takes..."