"Why The Things We Do"

"Why The Things We Do (Michael T. Mondak Edition)"

The Lyrics

In an old house in HermitageLives a student attached to Penn StateOh oh he's got nothing to loseHe's the friendly campus balloon manAnd he has lots of female friendsOh oh he's still playing the blues

In the morning when I riseI'm so glad to be aliveOh oh I'll put on my Nike shoesWhen I pass beneath the moon rainbowI can feel the afterglowOh oh why the things we doWhy the things we do

In the three - story house you learn how to dreamTruth is stranger than golfing it seemsOh oh there's no earthly rulesAnd the women come to get his balloonsAnd tell him he should open a storeOh oh who's really fooling who

Invisible means are the key to supportMakes me a king in my own courtOh oh what have I got to loseI'll push the sadness from my heartThere's no living in the darkOh oh

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In the morning when I riseI'm so glad to be aliveOh oh I'll put on my Nike shoesWhen I pass beneath the moon rainbowI can feel the afterglowOh oh that's why the things we doThat's why the things we doThat's why the things we doThat's why the things we do

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