Hola, Pakous! GG and BB: Yes, I’m sure the searchers mean 1960s jewelry, but I love Bobble-Bee’s interpretation. It gives us all something to look forward to! Bunny, your interpretation is correct (I’m sure, though who really knows what goes on in a Googler’s mind?) but I am much more amused by the idea of meerkats wearing jewelry. Bottleblonde, it would have been so perfect if you had said, “Like hanging ornaments off yer nipples…AS I AM DOING RIGHT NOW.” If you don’t mind, that’s how I’m going to envision you from now on.

I dont know, but the “Spy” in my title always brings up either “spying on sister in [insert] bathroom/changing/fitting room” or something like “I spy camel toe” which happens to be the best camel toe watching ever I guess?

I totally get people coming to your blog for the ass jewelry; it’s the meerkat stuff I wonder about. I also like to imagine a tribe of meerkats in the lkatest WendyB designs. Maybe you can try product placement on Meerkat Manor?

Good news, peeps. I finally noticed two searches for “penis jewelry.” I was wondering why penises were being left out! I also got one search for “my husband has a tiny cock.” I wish I could trace the searcher and send her a note of condolence.

I am going to wear live meerkats on New Year’s. I am using a non-toxic honey/molasses resin to stick them all over my body. Warning to all youse jealous bitches (‘specially you, Heather M.) for not thinking of it first: they bite!

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Award-winning designer of fine jewelry inspired by women's history and pop culture. A former journalist who writes about jewelry, fashion, medieval history, news, feminism, dogs, cats and whatever else is on her mind. Blogging since 2007.