Mystery Worshipper: Sister Act.The church:Strandtown Baptist, Belfast, Northern Ireland.Denomination: Baptist.Comment: We have received comments on this report. The building: A modern, white building, set well back off
the road, with a deep inverted v-shaped roof. Inside was bright and airy,
with pale walls and simple green plants.The church: Strandtown Baptist has a reputation for being a lively
church and draws people from all over the city and the nearby town of Holywood.
In fact, there seems to be some sort of amalgamation at present between
it and Holywood Baptist Church.The neighbourhood: The church is nestled among a group of middle-class
houses at the end of a short cul-de-sac off a minor arterial road out of
the city. It's a rather ordinary middle-class area, not far from a shopping
area and cinema. Two posh grammar schools (similar to public schools in
England), one for boys and the other for girls, lie close by.The cast: David Allen led the praise, and the associate pastor, Jim
Cheshire, was the speaker.

What was the name of the service?
Sunday Service, 7.00pm.

How full was the building?
The building was almost full. I could
see only a few seats left.

Did anyone welcome you personally?
I received a warm handshake and greeting
at the door, but no one else spoke to me as I entered. The person sitting
beside me appeared to value her space and remained aloof. Baptists do not
exchange the peace, so there was no opportunity there.

How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere?
There was a buzz of conversation
and people milling around. The service did not start until five minutes
past the hour.

What were the exact opening words of the
service?
"Good evening, everyone. I'd
like to give you a very warm welcome."

What books did the congregation use during the
service?
No music or hymn books were needed
as all the words were on the PowerPoint screen. There was a New International
Bible in the back of the chair in front.

What musical instruments were played?
Keyboard, two guitars, violin and
drums.

Did anything distract you?
I was somewhat distracted when I
spotted a person I knew from work and tried to avoid his eyes, fearing he
would ask why I was there!

Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what?
Worship was quite happy-clappy. Some
of the songs were restrained, but they were all modern and there were no
traditional hymns at all. The person doing the PowerPoint had some difficulty
getting the right verse or chorus up on screen at the right time, so we
were sometimes thrown as to what we should be singing! This didn't really
help the flow of worship. Could this be why some people would rather use
hymnbooks? At least you know where you are!

Exactly how long was the sermon?
30 minutes.

On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher?
7  The associate pastor was
a young, squeaky-clean, close-shaven guy with a slightly American accent.
I couldn't decide if he had been to the USA or was just putting it on. He
had probably been to Bible college recently, as he knew his Old Testament
pretty well. His points were clearly displayed on the PowerPoint screen
as he came to them. They were a bit repetitive, but maybe that was deliberate
in order to bang them home!

In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about?
It was one of a series of studies
in the life of David, and tonight's topic was "Success: lessons we
learn from David's success." There were five points: The first and
third were both about God's timing being perfect; the second and fourth
told how God's will for us cannot be opposed and will be fulfilled through
His strength. The last point emphasized that when you do succeed, you mustn't
let it go to your head like David did, going for extra wives and concubines!

Which part of the service was like being in
heaven?
Well, the cool, bright, fresh ambience
of the interior, as well as some of the singing, were quite inducive to
worship.

And which part was like being in... er... the other
place?
Some of the songs did not seem to
be familiar to very many, so there was a lack of connectedness at times.
And I personally felt that sense of isolation which is worse than being
completely alone, that of being in a group of people who know each other
well and treat you as if you are invisible. Hell could be like that for
me.

What happened when you hung around after the service
looking lost?
As I came out, a man I had known
as a child, and also more recently as the father of a friend of my son,
said hallo and chatted for awhile. Typically for northern Ireland, you can't
go far without meeting somebody you know! And the fresh-faced preacher and
the gentleman who had introduced him shook my hand as I left.

How would you describe the after-service
coffee?
No coffee, no nuthin. Only spiritual
food at this church.

How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)?
4  I'd prefer more traditional
hymns. And I would rather choose a church where the emphasis is more on
Christian responsibility and service than this "God is so good to me"
type of worship.

Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian?
Not really. It just didn't get me
excited at all. It occurred to me that the choice of subject for the sermon,
"Success," might have something to do with that fact that the
congregation were a very middle-class, white, able-bodied group of people
living in a quiet, very middle-class neighbourhood. The sermon was so structured
and cerebral that it just left me cold.

What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time?
The feeling I had of being invisible.

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