Your Biggest Porn Pet Peeves

We all have things that really irritate us, and they tend to frustrate us more than others. For example, I get really pissed off in bed if the guy I’m with tries to go straight to sex as though the idea of foreplay is something I have just made up.

I will also get annoyed when watching porn. If it doesn’t go the way you want it to, it can be a huge turn off. Here on the Escort Norway blog we take a look at some of our biggest pet peeves in porn.

Bad editing and poor cuts

This is something that a lot of men complain about, and it can be extremely frustrating for women too. You’ll be masturbating to a really hot scene in a porno, getting closer and closer to the edge of orgasm, and just as you blow your load the scene will change to show the man’s ass as he thrusts as the woman, which can totally ruin the moment.

We all get why they do it, they want to show the man’s dick as it plunges into the woman’s juicy pussy, but the first thing your eyes fall on is his ass… which is one of the least sexy things in a porno.

A way of getting around this is by watching POV porn. Point of view porn is usually shot from the man’s point of view, so the only part of him you’ll tend to see is a hand smacking an ass and rubbing a clit and his dick as the woman sucks on it. The focus tends to be on the woman and what is happening to her, making it far more enjoyable for you to watch.

Bad titles!

Technology has made getting hold of porn a hell of a lot easier, but people are becoming so focused on key words and phrases that it can be difficult to find what you are looking for.

If you are trying to find a couple having sex in the shower it is difficult. Often, those posting the porno won’t include the room it happens in, and if you have a fetish for the more exciting rooms instead of just sex in a bedroom, you want to find them easily.

Sometimes the thumbnails can tell you a lot about what is in each video. You can take a look at the actors to see if they are right for you, or if there are certain positions that appear that you like the look of.

Standard content

Finding a plot in a porno is very rare, and if there is a plot it is such a simply one that you will find yourself bored. Even if there is a plot there, there tends to not be a lot of variety in porn, with either milfs dominating the scene or young legal women ready to suck some cock.

The lack of variety can make it difficult to find something fresh to jerk off to. It can make masturbating to porn incredibly boring.

Thankfully, amateur porn is on the rise, meaning you can see people from all walks of life going at it. You can see big beautiful women in their thirties as well as older men ready to fuck these hot women. These are real people, which makes the porn more exciting and fresh.

Moaning

One of the hugest pet peeves about porn is that the orgasms are totally fake. They aren’t convincing at all, especially when the women in the shot simply have to be looked at to start moaning and groaning in ecstasy.

Again, amateur porn can go a hell of a long way to fixing that. Amateur porn is real people having real sex, meaning that the orgasms you see are probably going to be 100% real.

There is also masturbation porn. You can watch someone going solo and getting themselves off to the camera, see what toys they are using, and listen to the sounds they make as they come.

The representation of anal in porn

Anal porn videos are hugely popular, as anal sex is still thought of as very taboo. It is something that many people want to try, and yet the way it is represented in porn can be a huge turn off and a pet peeve for many.

Often, the guy will dive straight into the woman’s ass with no preparation. There is no warm up to the main event, and often they won’t even use lube. Anyone with experience of anal sex will now that doing that is going to hurt a hell of a lot.

However, while professionally shot pornos will do this, amateur tend not to. They will take their time to get their partner ready for it, making the whole experience a hell of a lot hotter to watch.

The representation of lesbian porn

Similarly, many are unhappy with the way lesbian porn is shot. Often, it is a man’s idea of what lesbian sex is. They think it is a few kiss, a few licks, and then fingers jammed in their pussy a few times to get them to come.

Obviously, it takes a little more to get women off, but how it is depicted in porn is not the reality.

When trying to find a good lesbian porn video, it is a good idea to look for the longer ones. If it lasts five minutes you can almost guarantee that no-one is going to scream in genuine orgasm. If it lasts for twenty minutes, you are more likely to see the moans and groans of a real orgasm.

Comments

On the internet it is a good idea to avoid the comments section of anything. This is especially true in porn. You might look in the hope that someone will go “I liked this video, and it is very similar to another video I have watched” to help you find more things you will like.

However, most of the time it is “I wish someone would do that to me” or “I came so hard to this”. The best way to avoid that? Just don’t look at the comments. After all, you’re there for the video and not the dirty musings of the other people watching.

What is your biggest porn pet peeve? Have we listed it above, or is there something vital we have missed? You can let us know on the Escort Norway forum, or if you’d rather you can just type your answer in the comment box below.

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.