Granted, but you don't have any money to buy one.I wish I could fly to California to see DNA without having my plane explode, crash, get air-pirated etc.

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Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:18 pm

Shiny Hunter

Psychic Trainer

Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:08 pmPosts: 66Location: Perhaps in a place that you've seen in your dreams

Granted, you get to Cali. see DNA, DNA realizes how much of a terrible person you are, and then decides to kill you in your sleep.I wish for a high-paying job that doesn't involve any illegal doings, or whoring.

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Granted, you get a high-paying and extremely influential job which someone hates you having for some reason or other. That person assassinates you on your first day. With great power comes great responsibility somebody who hates you for it.

I wish, again, to be able to play the guitar (now that it has been established that I own one)

Granted, it jams so you point it in your face to see what jammed it, it then fires and your head is lopped off. I wish that pokemon TCG was simpler to play.

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Granted, but the North Koreans decide they want your gun, so they nuke your house.I wish I was a Psypoke moderator.

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That's exactly why I picked North Korea. And , modding was a wish for a game! I think I'd kinda suck.

Granted. But the forums experience trouble and dates are being shown wrong, resulting in you destroying the whole forums when you next enter.I wish I had Pokemon Y right now so as not to wait 'till October.

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(on the topic of North Korea: what country did you think I was taking about with the spies and the nukes earlier )

Granted, you get Pokémon Y right now. The coding hasn't been finished and all you van do is listen to Professor (insert Professor's name here)'s introduction speech. Oh, and that bit doesn't have 3D graphics yet so you can only view it in 3D. And there's a virus in it which destroys your 3DSThat's what you get for breaking my guitar. You're next Samurott.

Granted, I forgot. BUT with all these time travel shenanigans there ends up being three of me: the real me (me), zombie me (who died in the chainsaw juggling accident), and the other me (of dubious origins). Zombie me tells real me that you killed him. Now I have to go and get revenge on you twice.Zombie me goes to Hollywood, hoping to land an acting job. The other me steals a time machine in all the chaos that is this thread and disappears off somewhere.

That luck gets transformed into worms. The worms decompose Zombie you and kill him in the middle of an audition. The casters love it and cast him. Although that's what would have happened if he was still moving and not a pile of green, wormy mush.

I wish the Koreans kill themselves with my gun and I get it back. I WANT MY RAY GUN!!!

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Granted, but the Koreans have trapped it with explosives and you die when you try to fire it.I wish DragoBoy never gets X or Y and he never gets to see how awesome Yveltal is (that's for my virused Y).

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Granted, but the virus spreads to all Pokémon Y games and then all Pokémon X games in the world. If I can't play them, then no one can. Then, all information and data for Pokémon Z is destroyed in an explosion. Only one copy of Pokémon Z survived. The world descends into chaos as everyone fights to own the last copy. It was eventually given to Zombie me for his outstanding, albeit short, performance career. But since he's dead, I get it. Oh and the virus caused your 3DS to explode in your face.

I wish Zombie me hadn't died, he didn't deserve it.

R.I.P. Zombie meBorn: February 6 2013Died: February 7 2013He died as he lived: a drooling moron doing what he loved, eating brains acting.Goodnight, sweet prince.P.S. I will avenge you!

Granted. But you die, so what's the point? Plus, your raygun is destroyed (couldn't help myself).I wish James would stop trolling us with that destroyed raygun of his.

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Granted, It gets shipped to your house in a tiny 5"x 5" box, and you have to assemble it yourself, after several hours of self-assembly, you go and get a snack, only to find your little ___________ (fill in the blank) playing with it, thinking it's a toy, they fire it at you, and you burn to death.I wish I had a Kyogre in real life again, but this time, I wish it was in a pokeball.

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Granted, but the Pokeball doesn't work, so you can't use Kyogre.I wish I had a million bucks.

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Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:10 pm

Shiny Hunter

Psychic Trainer

Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:08 pmPosts: 66Location: Perhaps in a place that you've seen in your dreams

Granted, the million bucks is counterfeit, and whenever you try to spend it, you get arrested and have to serve a 30 year sentence.I wish that StarCraft II installed faster (Just got it, or I guess my friend just got it)P.S. Hooray for me, this thread just got 50 posts, and almost 250 views!

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