Today, I found there was a 4 year old boy behind me on my flight. When I looked at him, he screamed playfully and hid. I decided to play tiger with him. While I was grinning like a tiger and trying to scratch him, he smashed a water bottle across my face. I now have a black eye. FML

For a dude representing themselves as someone who works out, you're pretty flat amd your arms got no build. Are you doing to exercises correctly? Also your face just screams rape faces...on-topic how did a mall cops can't arrest people you idiot. They can only call real cops to arrest people...think before you speak.