Lick, lick, lick my balls!
Yeah!
Say that all the time.
That's a fake-ass catchphrase right there.
Yeah, don't forget his incredibly vague back story.
Beth, I'm your father!
Oh, are you, dad? Are you?
Rick, if you want to prove you're real,
just do what any of the rest of us would do and --
and -- and open the blast shields and let us the hell out of here!