A Florida woman stole a pre-made chicken meal from a police station, but left the asparagus. (Boynton Beach Police Department)

A Florida woman has gotten a jump start on 2019’s worst criminal.

Yvelande Jean-Pierre, 29, was arrested last week after bungling a midnight break-in at a Boynton Beach police substation.

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Jean-Pierre allegedly broke a window and crawled into the station in the middle of the night, according to the police report.

Once inside, Jean-Pierre allegedly took two pre-made meals out of the fridge: chicken and asparagus. The chicken meal was then heated up in the microwave in the station’s kitchen, but the vegetables were left untouched.

By the time the first officers arrived for work around 8:30 a.m., Jean-Pierre was long gone. The mess of her midnight snack was still there though.

Unfortunately for Jean-Pierre, her wallet and ID were still there too.

Jean-Pierre was tracked down and arrested. She has been charged with burglary to an unoccupied structure, theft and criminal mischief, according to the police report.