A year and a half after she was axed from The Real Housewives of New York City, Jill Zarin is refusing to go gentle into that good night. In the past two weeks alone she's done a surge of press—Forbes, Fox News Latino, The Vivant, The Daily Beast—promoting herself and her different businesses (a jewelry line and a shapewear line), always dining out on her former role in Bravo's successful reality franchise.

Nobody seems to care that she's no longer on the show. But maybe they should! Goddamnit, Andy Cohen, just bring her back already. She's clearly not going anywhere, and she's going around saying things like, "I believe in buying as much as you can, buying all of the time," when talking about diamonds.