"Don't think I won't kill you just because you're small and purple." > Ex umbra in solem by sunnycalendargirl

"I make a habit not to use my ass as collateral" > Unexpected Baggage by Raicheru

"I love both of you," Penelope breathed, dizzy with delight. "I mean, I really, really love you. As in, I want to bear your kittens." > Watching the Watchers by star of oberon

"You were my first girl, and I still entertain the possibility that there might be a second one. Someday." > Hollywood Derek Morgan by seditionary

"Insolent albino bastard of a hunchback and Unseelie! Misbegotten son of a snow demon with funny hair!" > LastEnchantment by Shamera

"I hate paperwork! Do you have any idea how boring that shit is? And the way they phrase things, it's always 'article' this and 'regulation' that, with numbers and letters and 'referring to blah blah blah of section blah of the treaty between Jerkass and Moron'. Like it would kill them to just have a 'Did you violate the Prime Directive? Check Yes or No' question. Bastards." > Home by Lanaea

"I hope that while you're outside today, something falls from the sky and hits you in the head to correct whatever mental problem with which you are afflicted." > A Mercury Prelude by Lee Black

"I have no real excuse for this fic other than a night spent with Morgan. Captain Morgan that is..". -unattributed quote

"Yaoi fangirls, aka fujoshi, live under one simple truth: all men are gay, except the one she's dating, he's bi."

"You with your, squishy, and your softness and that..." he shuddered violently and swallowed. "that...that deep, dark, void of penis munching doom!" Year Of The Snake by AlbinoFox

"See me going under the speed limit and passing you? That's a problem."

"That's what you're calling it? The Towel Episode? I want the whole season if every episode is like that!" -unattributed quote

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust upwards." -unattributed quote

"Firmly, butler, it isn't a woman. It doesn't matter if your hand shakes a little. If your aim is true, your target will be too dead to care about whether or not your hand is shaking." -unattributed quote

"It was fun to play the insane master of Dark Arts. Not only was it very fulfilling but it could do wonders for his stress levels." With You by MidnightEmber

"It was mid-November and he looked like a blimp. He didn't even look like a nice blimp. He looked like one of those blimps that no one rode because of health risks." With You by MidnightEmber

"Really? You must have a rather weak disposition then to be so affected by so little a stimulation. That must be rather frustrating for you, not to mention your girlfriend." Play on Words by KittyWoman12

"Mr Doalott, 'Finders, keepers' is not an acceptable policy in the matter of assigning guardianship over an underage wizard!" Words Fail by Nea Marika

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NonFanfiction.net stories:

XMFC/Inception fusion AU: CHESSMEN: Erik is an extractor, Alex is his point man. They're assembling a team to go after the most dangerous mind in dreamsharing: Sebastian Shaw. But unless Alex and the team can keep him in check, Erik's desire for vengeance might just rip the whole job apart around them -- and then there's the shade that haunts his dreams...

Original Fiction: STARS FELL ON ALABAMA: Quinn Tucker is a Green Beret that got sent home due to an injury several months before a killer flu virus spread world-wide over the space of several weeks. When the smoke cleared he was alone, and he began to drift the country on horseback, searching for something to give him a purpose again. What he found changed him forever.

Pocahontas AU: COLORS OF THE WIND: Thomas while looking for John in the forest gets taken by Kokoum to the village. Forced to remain there since he knows the location of the villiage, Thomas must adapt to life in the village under the stern watch of Kocoum.

Original Fiction: TRIAL 139C: Bentley had always been enthralled with the crossbreed known only as Trial 139C. When disaster strikes, Bentley rushes to rescue the half-shark creature. Little did he know, soon he would be the one in need of saving.

Pre-Rev, College aged Sookie seeks out part-time employment to assist in Gran's declining health care. Who will she meet and what trouble will she get into when she goes on an Interview for a Gal Friday job? M for violence/adult themes.

What if Voldemort knew that Harry is a Horcrux? Hogwarts is captured and so begins the Dark Lord's reign. Harry is pulled into a new dystopia, where there is torture instead of lines and Dark Marks come alive. A horrible truth looms close that will shake him to the core... Dark AU, no slash, focus on character development. Chapter 22 is out!

Even the High King of Narnia could not have everything he wanted, as Peter had quickly found out. And the one thing he wanted more than anything else was his beautiful brother, King Edmund. MM slash/shonen-ai and incest.

With the help of Severus Snape, the Dursleys raise Harry as their son with the knowledge that he is magical. However when, at the age of seven, a magical bond forms between Harry and Hermione Granger life becomes very difficult, especially when he finds himself falling for one of his closest male friends. HP/SF Slash.

Duck lived a quiet life until she witnessed a mob murder. Now caught up in a tale involving a persistent detective, a dangerous mobster, and a beautiful actress, will she ever return to her quiet life again? Or will the mob catch up to her first? An AU set in the the Roaring Twenties.

Nara Shikamaru believed certain things: North Country people were cold-blooded savages. He would never own a slave or a Pet. And he liked girls. All that would change the day he found a beautiful white-eyed fugitive hiding in his stables. ShikaNeji, AU.

After losing everything and on the run, Harry will do anything to keep Teddy safe, even if it means to travel back in time. He hadn't counted on their family growing, but Dark Lords, noisy old wizards, werewolves and much more keep uprooting his peace. Slash. EWE.

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

What if the Bennets have kept the secret of Mr Bennet's illness, to save her family, Elizabeth decides she has to marry Mr Collins. How will Mr Darcy react? Will Mrs Bennet let Darcy anywhere near her daughter now she is engaged? AU from The morning after the Netherfield ball. Warning Character death! Chapter 38 is here :)

Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.

Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP

Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

AU After feigning his death, Tsuna is forced to live as a pet to keep him off the street where he has no one he can turn to without the fear of being found. As the bonds of master and pet become something more Tsuna begins to wonder if fate exists. 1827

xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI

Ever since saving Irie and losing his sight years ago in the accident, Tsuna can see things around him better than before the accident. His friends find the warmest place beside him. Shounen ai/friendship, main8027, hints All/27. COMPLETED

5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Hibari Kyouya was a lot of things but jealous – that was of course before Reborn decided to have a little fun and PAIR Tsuna with his other guardians. Can the prefect continue to maintain his cool or will he finally snap? TsunaxAll; TsunaxHibari

When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

Sasuke Uchiha finally fell in love with someone, but the question there is "who?" He's always locked up in his art studio, but the question there is "What's keeping him there?" or rather "Who?" SasuNaru boyxboy (REWRITTEN: Not the same as before and 1st POV-Sasuke)

At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM

Zoro's got a policy against getting attached. To anything, and anyone. But living with these assholes, that might be a bit more difficult than usual. AU, eventual ZoSan, slight, undefined NamixVivi. Lemons in later chapter. Much later.

After his trial Malfoy's informed Voldemort promised the werewolf Greyback him in payment. For his own protection at school he's assigned his own auror bodyguard. Because Harry testified at Malfoy's trial he thinks its his duty to make sure he's fine, and friendship spawns from it and maybe more. He has a bad feeling about the auror who was assigned. (Under Re-Construction)

And so the story went, that the malevolent God of the Underworld had dragged the innocent beauty to hell. But what the story never told was that the beauty, hardly innocent, had baited him to do so. Sebastian/Ciel

Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

Will misses his scheduled appointment and Hannibal visits Wolf Trap to see what's keeping his favorite not-patient from visiting his office. When he comes by Will's house expecting to find the assumed Beta curled in bed sick he's caught off guard by the thick musk of hormones attacking his olfactory telling him of an unexpected Omega in heat. A/B/O Story. SEQUEL- Framing The Ripper

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.

Harry didn't know how it happened. One minute he was home, the next he was pinned beneath Marcus Flint and his perfect, delicious body. They were kind of an accident, the best type of accident there could ever be. Marcus Flint/ Harry Potter. Slash!

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

AU; No Magic. Tom Riddle: A mob boss. Draco Malfoy: A vengeful prick. Harry Potter: Stuck as a cleaning boy for Tom's office as a way to make up for something Draco claimed he did. Bottom Line: Damn all rich people to hell.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

After Jack Crawford is finally convinced of Will's innocence, he cooks up a plan to try to exonerate the man. His surprising idea is about Will trying to trick Doctor Lecter with an unanticipated method into giving away proof. But, the execution of the plan soon takes an unexpected turn. Happens after season 1. Hannibal/Will, slash (and some Chilton/Lounds)

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

AU. A Cinderella Story with a GA twist. In a world of alice-wielders, Mikan Sakura lived an ordinary life under the abuse of her step-family. But a mysterious crimson-eyed boy suddenly appeared and dragged her to a life of danger, adventure, and… love.

This picks up where the series leaves off. An unlikely relationship forms between the beloved rat and the detested cat. Both become lost in a web of confusion and overpowering emotions as their bond forms and their world threatens to break out under them.

"Will snatches the paper from Chilton's hands, and with every word he reads dread begins to overcome him. The Warden still has a smile on his face as Will lowers the paper. 'Good to see you understand. You start tomorrow.'" In which Will is an unfortunate prison guard who is sent to work the red zone, the current home of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Draco Malfoy is twice cursed. Long before the Dark Mark graced his arm his family had been hiding something else. Now that his 18th birthday approaches it's time to seek some help. Unfortunately, that help comes in the form of one confusing Weasley.

Slight AU. Detective Blake is in a relationship with a man he knows is shoulder deep in the criminal world and Bane knows his lover isn't a cop who can be turned or used to further his own goals. So what are they doing together?

Jetko.Uncle never heated his tea, leaving Jet with a rather different obsession. In a city crowded with refugees, ruled by the shadowy hand of the Dai Li and the Bei Fongs, the Freedom Fighters find a new home and a rather unexpected new recruit. Jet Zuko

Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

Naruto has had the ability since he was a little child. He can see things that are to come. But when a simple handshake throws into a world of violence who will protect him? Yaoi. SasuNaru. Violence, gore, sexual themes, slight NONCON. Please R&R!

During a party, a bet is placed. Edd finds himself in a terribly embarrassing situation that's going to take some time to get use to. What an interesting month it will make for him. EddxKevin. Reviews greatly appreciated.

Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. H/D Slash.

Slash Harry/Pyro. Magneto receives a tip that a powerful young mutant lives on Privet Drive. Posing as a family, Magneto, Mystique, and Pyro become convinced that their neighbor, Harry Potter, is the mutant they're looking for.

Harry grew up in a Rebel camp with Sirius after Voldemort's triumph over Wizarding Britain. Burdened by the Prophecy, he begins to doubt the Rebels' morals and slowly gets caught in his fascination for a certain Dark Lord. AU. Slow-paced slash, HPLV.

At the end of his 5th year following the battle in the Department of Mysteries and the death of his Godfather, Sirius Black, Harry has found himself without a voice. With no cure to be found, Harry is forced to spend a lonely summer at the Dursleys once more. Upon returning for his 6th year at Hogwarts Harry finds salvation in the person he least expected. (ON HIATUS)

Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash

Haku has promised his master that he would live his life and let no one stand between him and his goal and his dream is to help Naruto, his friend achieve his own dream. ash. NaruHaku and NaruHakuKimi. Potential mpreg.

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

Future Fic. Set during Senior Year. Derek is gone and Stiles is left holding the baby...well, a cheery three year old named Leah actually. While Derek searches for her mom, Stiles plays daddy. When the sour-alpha wolf returns with his ex in toe, things get strained between Stiles and Derek. Especially now that's they've realized just what they mean to each other. NO BETA. SLASH.

SugaTaku fic set after the ending of the anime. They all continued to live their normal lives but life starts to change when the unexpected happens or was it? How about Wako? She's just as thrilled about the development as we are.

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.

• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR

For most of his life, Harry Potter has been hunted. He was hunted by Dudley and his friends. Then he was hunted by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Now, after making a life for himself in the Muggle World, Harrison Evans has found himself hunted once again. (WARNING:SLASH) Rated for coarse language in later chapters.

Voldemort realizes that there is an easy way to end the war without him losing face and thus, he visits the Potters to propose a deal. Unsurprisingly enough, this ends rather badly and he is forced to flee, being badly wounded. How will our favourite Golden Boy deal with conflicting values, betrayal and finding a family in a place that seemed most unlikely? LVHP, marriage fic.

Turned into a werewolf at fifteen, Harry, afraid of what he now is and the lack of control he has, runs from the wizarding world...right into the territory of unmated alpha werewolf Fenrir Greyback, who is overly eager to find the submissive wolf in the heart of his territory. Fenrir/Harry. Mpreg.

Harry begins to hear a familiar voice while at the Durlsey's for the summer... it promises to protect him, promises that it is coming for him. It makes him feel safe, so it has to have been sent by Dumbledore, right? Non-canon, occurs on different timeline than JKR's books. COMPLETE

Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.

Auror Harry Potter follows a lead to Portland and needs the help of the friendly, neighborhood Grimm. Nick Burkhardt thought being a Grimm would be the strangest thing he ever encountered... until he met Harry Potter. HP/NB. (Slash. Mild violence/gore. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.

When Loki escapes his prison & flees to Midgard he realises he quite likes it here and doesn't want to leave. When he hears that marrying someone allows you to stay in the country he decides to marry one of the only people he knows: the Avengers. Eventual Loki/Tony. UPDATED DAILY.

Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

A Hannigram high school AU (goes thru Will's college years) where their relationship develops slowly. Hannibal is an English teacher and secretly a cannibal, Will is a senior hoping to have Dr. Lecter write his recommendation letter. They begin a tentative friendship and it grows from there. Rated M for torture, and smut in later chapters. Franklin and Abigail are pets.

Pack dynamics are confusing enough for the Avengers without adding the complete mess that Thor and Loki grew up with, but they aren't given much choice when Loki goes into heat in the middle of a battle and Tony's alpha instincts tell him he has to take care of his pack, enemy or no. -Alpha/Omega troupe with a twist, Tony/Loki-

Sanji knows he and Zoro would be a bad idea, in fact he's written an entire list of reasons why they would be a bad idea. Of course, the marimo won't hear of it. He wants Sanji to give him a chance. So Sanji is just going to have to prove him wrong, right?

AU. After his parents' deaths in 1927, Hadrian Peverell is adopted and taught the art of politics. Years later, as war looms on the horizon and his very identity becomes his greatest secret, Hadrian has no choice but to trust someone almost as dangerous as he himself: Tom Riddle. A story of love and loss. A story of power, and of one too great to seek it. HP/TMR. DarkHarry

It's the summer after year six. Harry receives a timeturner on his seventeenth birthday. It can take him back 53 years. Harry uses it and lands in 1944 where he begins his seventh year at Hogwarts with the plan to get close to Tom Riddle in order to stop the rise of Voldemort. Things are never easy though. The connection between them is stronger than ever. Will be HP/TR pairing.

Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!

"The very few who have been able to afford a night with him have left here 1000 poorer." He is the most expensive, because he is the most beautiful. How could a broke waiter buy the boy with the million dollar virginity?

The War is over and the Eighth Years return for one final year at Hogwarts. In the aftermath of the Dark Lord's fall, the Slytherin house has fallen on hard times. Draco Malfoy is left with the question of what to with the rest of his life. Maybe Neville can help him find the answers. HP/DM slash, featuring a lot of herbology loving!Neville and OCD gardening!Draco. Draco-centric.

After his 18th birthday, Yuuri's demon and human halves start to merge. The process is both physically and mentally painful for him and it is not uncommon for half-breeds to die during the process or succumb to insanity. Yuuram.

COMPLETE: When Harry is forced to form a Blood Bond with Draco Malfoy under threat of death, he thinks he'll have to contend with a cold home for the next 100 years. But when a group of left-over Death Eaters decides to stir trouble, their lives change completely – and it takes them both some years to figure out whether it's for better or for worse.

Peter Parker/Bruce Banner, sequel to We Might Be Radioactive. Bruce and Peter struggle to define the boundaries of their relationship, unaware that their recent escapades have drawn the attention of some very powerful assholes.

Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.

When Loki falls to Earth Tony's there to find him, and seeing only an injured stranger takes him in with no thoughts for the consequences. As it turns out, a pet god is a big responsibility. Written before viewing the movie.

Sanji, an aspiring chef, starts to volunteer in the Thousand Sunny Hospital for the Disabled. There, he meets a mysterious, traumatised young man with unusual green hair - Zoro, a blind patient. Sanji comes to grow fond of the irritable man, and gradually their feelings develop in to something much deeper. But the past will be back for Zoro, no matter where he goes.

Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.

Things haven't been going well for Regulus Black since he died. His soul is trapped in a ring, forcing him to remain a prisioner of a homicidual ex. But things might be looking up for him now that the person wearing his ring is Teddy Lupin.

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

With the Death Eaters becoming bolder and Voldemort's power on the rise, Harry must learn just what it takes to fight for the people he loves. Takes place directly after OotP. SLASH - HPSS No binding charms, no creature mates, no comical potions disasters that leave Harry and Severus stuck together, just time and a little understanding. AU from end of OotP on.

All fae-born were raised on stories of how cruel dragon-borns were, how they had no care for anyone outside themselves and their greed, that they would sell their own mother's soul to the devil before allowing themselves to be hurt. They were told that all dragon-borns were to be killed on sight, and taught spells that would do just that, if ever given the chance. -00Q-

Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::

"Sherlock hasn't reported back in a while, and I haven't been able to contact him. This should be rectified, immediately, since we have new information on his last target and reason to believe that the target might have become the hunter, himself. And my brother, for his many talents, is not an assassin." 00Q; friends-to-lovers John/Sherlock; post-Reichenbach. COMPLETED

COMPLETE! The Potter twins are attacked by Voldemort as children and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord is not dead and when he returns they will have to choose between light and dark. Or will they choose themselves? SLASH, soul-bonded twincest, threesome, rated M for later chapters. HP/OC, RW/DM/HG, SS/LV, SS/BC

Afraid of endangering his friends Harry decides to run away, but before he can leave the Order shows up and forces him back to Grimmuald Place. Mayhem ensues while Harry fights for control of his own life; Ministry attacks, fugitives, bonding spells and possessions. Light-HPSS Slash WARNING: Violent situations.

Naruto and Sasuke have each other in a second chance as they attempt to try again. Time travel to the past like never before. Bear witness to good intentions and how they always go wrong. eventual sasunarusasu Mature

Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.

EWE. The war is over, but Voldemort isn't as dead as everyone believes. Harry returns to Hogwarts, expecting a normal school year, but a sixteen-year-old Tom Riddle has other ideas. It seems sometimes the line between good and evil is very blurry and fascination and hate can easily coexist. Features: powerful!Harry, Dark Arts, Slytherin schemes, and very twisted love.

AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]

Hunger Games AU: In a twisted game where death seems the only certainty, Merlin will find himself tested in ways no one could have ever predicted - and may even find himself fighting for more than just his own life as he enters into an unlikely alliance with the Career tribute poised to win it all. Merlin x Arthur.

Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)

Thor is getting desperate. His brother was becoming more and more irrational and angry as days went by. His only chance to bring Loki back from his growing madness was Harry. Luckily for him, even after Loki attempted to destroy the earth, Harry could never turn Loki away. Loki/Harry

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Despite Bond making a kind of running joke out of Q's "exploding pen" remark by requesting one at every opportunity… it was Q who mentioned it first. The reason behind it is quite simple. They both like to blow shit up. COMPLETED! ( 31,500 words) 00Q

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. (Co-written with BootsnBlossoms.)

Loki deserves the same chance as Thor, a chance to redeem himself. So he is sent to Earth just as Thor was, though when he arrives he does not find help, instead he ends up at the mercy of humans of a much darker nature. For months he suffers, wondering if this is how he is supposed to learn humility, only to be stumbled upon and "saved" by the very Avengers that should hate him.

DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside

One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel

Harry and Tom Riddle are rival magical nation leaders who are trying to work out a dispute between their two countries, but their powerful desire for each other keeps getting in the way. I never made it clear that this is inspired by The West Wing. it is. (I may add something some day, but it's complete for now. I think it ended in a good-ish place).

In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.

Harry was blind to the dangerous fascination Tom Riddle - a mad, but genius, mass murderer - had with him. And to the deal made between Tom and Albus Dumbledore, the not so innocent director of Hogwarts Psychiatric Institution. AU TR/HP

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

Yet again, Tsuna woke up late to school. As punishment, Reborn shot him with a new bullet that happened to make him tiny! Now, he has to spend a week alone with Hibari-san. Will he survive the week? Let's just hope Tsuna doesn't piss off the prefect 1827

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

AU, When Reborn has to go babysit a little child, he gets more than he bargains for and as the years pass, he's not seeing that little kid as a kid any more but as something else, perhaps more than he had ever wished for. R27 RebornxTsuna, major fluffiness on many chapters. COMPLETE!

Loki suffers from achluophobia (fear of the dark). Thor is protective of him, but nobody can foresee everything, especially when somebody behind your back plots against your brother and decides to 'fight fire with fire'. Things turn into an unimaginable nightmare and you start questioning your own sanity. But not your love. AU, Noncon, Torture, Angst, Tragedy, Horror, Mystery.

Non-magic AU. When Narcissa Malfoy interferes in Draco's life, she changes not only her son's, but another boy's life as well. A boy who has been through more tragedies than he'd care to admit. HPDM Slash.

Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.

Sequel to Asylum-Light is out of the asylum and slowly, with L's help, he's healing. But there are forces that neither of them can control out there-and those echoes from the past are beginning to haunt them both. LxLight

A urban legend states that people can request a certain 'Hell Guardian' to send other people to hell. But what if your beloved one becomes a target? What if your beloved one has been sent to hell in front of your eyes? 1827 and AlaudexGiotto, and slight 8059, 6927 and G27.

HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.

Boxing day, in John's opinions, is the worst day of the year. Christmas is over, the tree is wilting and stripped of gifts, and there's a week of dead-time until the clean slate of the new year. However the combination of a blizzard, a power-cut and Sherlock might just make it a day to remember. (John and Sherlock pre-slash to slash fluff)

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

Desperate to experience love, Ciel makes a rash decision that leads him down a path of intruige, murder, and the unnatural. Burdened with the repercussions, the earl plays into the hands of two of the cruelest beings that he and his butler have encountered. Sebastian/Ciel

Stiles just couldn't take it anymore. His once peaceful town had turned into a mess of discord and chaos. Someone needed to do something, someone had to bring order to the steadily growing turmoil in Beacon Hills. Stiles is sad to say it might just be him. Slash. AU. Developing Sterek.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

LV/HP When Harry was little he used to wish that his twin brother was the chosen one. His brother used to wonder what it would be like to know the Dark Lord. Later Tarrant runs away to join Voldemort, who accepts him, thinking he is Harry... his mate. AU

1827 Fairytale, in which Hibari is a prince, Mukuro an evil wizard and Tsuna is under a spell. To break it, one must make a vow of true love to him, and mean it. Otherwise, the little Vongola prince will die...

Sequel to the oneshot Making Friends. Tony still has no idea what he's doing, and quite honestly, he's stopped trying to figure it out. Pairing is Tony/Loki, with appearances by the Avengers and Shield. Rating will go up

Getting together was never the problem- a guy like Stiles Stilinski didn't say no to the Derek Hales of the world. Sterek A/U: Med school, no significant age gap, Derek is popular & socially competent, Stiles is guarded & doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve.

Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.

When Draco Malfoy's co-worker, Harry Potter, catches him in the dressing room at Harvey Nichols sporting women's lingerie - a costume for a gender-bending party to be held at Malfoy Manor on Beltane night - the unrequited feelings of half a lifetime are about to come to a head... Post-Hogwarts, EWE 2010 . Draco x Harry/Drarry. Drama/Hot Shag! 2012 HP Reversathon Fic Exchange entry

An Ocean Blue verse'. Criminal Empire/Prostitution AU. Arthur is the heir to his father's criminal empire. Merlin is a resident in one of Pendragon Syndicate's brothels. Together they're a story of trust, love, murder, deception, and secrets.

What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.

Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP

AU. Arthur accidentally gets locked out of his owner's penthouse before they leave on vacation. Left out hungry and alone facing the elements, Arthur's only hope rests in a mangy alley cat going by the name of Eames.

Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.

After an unfortunate mishap has forced Elizabeth Bennet to marry a certain haughty gentleman from Derbyshire, she writes letters to her sister Jane, trying to come to terms with her new role as a wife and the Mistress of Pemberley. Regency E&D, Complete.

AU. Thor died when he fell from the Bifrost. A guilt-stricken Loki seeks a way to bring him back. There is nothing he would not do for his brother, even risk his soul. Thor/Loki, character death, incest

The story of If You Were Mine and If You Were with Me on the Bridge continues. Forced to separate, John and Sherlock work towards the same goal: to uncover John's mysterious enemy so they can be together again.

Having woken up in a book-filled house alone as a child, Loki grew up knowing only the comfort of books and his precious garden. Thor, the handsome bachelor Prince of Asgard, stumbles into that comfort, leading Loki into areas of human interaction and intimacy that even his many books could not describe. Thor/Loki AU/Romance/Mystery/Fantasy M-rated for future purposes. COMPLETE

"I will always wait for you!" A sweet yet painful memory. Why does Hibari protect Namimori School? Maybe it has something to do with the boy he met in the past. A boy that dragged him out of depression and the cold. A boy that he made a promise with. 1827

For the past few years, Dean Winchester has been a resident of various mental health facilities. Abandoned by his father who had previously been a patient himself, the only thing keeping him going is the thought of his brother. Dean/Sam slash. AU

Book One in the Kuroko no Obake Monogatari Series. One winter night, Aomine Daiki was captivated by the sight of a beautiful dancer; but there was always more than what meets the eye. Little did he know that this encounter would lead to his demise. Contains youkai themes, character death, mild scenes of intimacy and elitism. Includes AoKuro and AkaKuro.

Himuro visits Kagami. Kuroko is not amused. Murasakibara jealously pouts. Aomine, Kise and Midorima team up to give Kagami a lesson for messing up Kuroko's feeling, and Takao can only feel sorry for the redhead. In which Kagami is victimized for being too kind and misunderstood. Murasaki/Himuro, Kaga/Kuro, Ao/Kise, Mido/Taka. -Five Shots- FINAL PART UP!

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.

PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities

Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?

Having successfully completed the Fischer job Eames and Arthur leave the airport thinking they'll never see the other again. But fate intervenes in the form of a car accident, a telling photograph, and feelings long unspoken.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.

During a class trip to the Ministry of Magic, 16 year old Tom Riddle steals a time turner on a whim. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1996 and meets a boy named Harry. Can Tom help Harry conquer the mysterious Dark Lord who threatens his world? TR/HP slash. Two-shot.

During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.

Blake has been causing problems for Bane in Gotham City. When Bane finally gets his hands on Blake, he decides to keep him off the streets where he can't cause any more trouble. Prisoner to a terrifying madman, Blake tries to survive until someone saves him. In the interim, with Blake and Bane often each other's only company, they decide to learn a little about their enemy.

"Big man in a suit of armor, take that away and what are you?" He has a quick answer ready, but it's not the truth. Alone in the dark, he's just lost. Starts off smut, gets to the plot later. Steve/Tony. This is movie-verse, I've never read the comics.

One Shot. Kuroko/Akashi. Sometimes things are exactly as they seem. Sometimes they're not. And sometimes they're unimaginable. Warnings for mindfuckery of twisted proportions, implied violence/sex, and Kuroko -he gets his own warning for this-.

What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.

Sherlock is married to his job. People thinks the same about Mycroft. So, it is a surprise when Mycroft shows up with his three teenage sons. Sons who are equally brilliant and mischievous. But then again, James, Ashford and Albus have inherited the best that Potter and Holmes families can offer. Slash. Established Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

The Potters survive Voldemort's attack only to divorce soon after. James dies not long after that, on a mission, and Harry goes to live with his mother and her husband-Severus Snape. Severus hated James and carries it over onto his son...how does this affect Harry in the long run? And what happens when something unforeseen happens to the small boy? There is a sequel planned.

John sent Sherlock away. John's eyes had been entirely cold. That was a strange way to describe them, wasn't it? Temperature-based metaphor standing in for emotions. Messy, not empirical. Emotions have never really been Sherlock's area. Sequel to If You Were Mine.

SasuNaru.AU. Full Summary Inside. Sasuke goes undercover to retrieve Naruto Namikaze. A young man who had been kidnapped by a criminal operation fifteen years ago. However, when he attempts the rescue... back in original form

What if Spencer Reid was the unit chief of the BAU and Aaron Hotchner joined the team after the Boston bombings that lead to Gideon's leave of absence? - AU! Hotch/Reid slash. Books 1 & 2 plus interlude chapters. Includes retelling of several S1 episodes & Book 2 is the retelling of "The Fisher King". COMPLETE.

A demon makes Harry his meat-sack in a moment of weakness, and rides him all the way to South Dakota. There it attempts to track down Bobby Singer, but it's in for a nasty surprise. Harry is rescued, and in more ways then one. Warnings inside.

After finishing a case for his department and hitting a bar in Taiwan, the last thing Harry expected was to wake up blank the next morning, only to find a naked silver haired man sleeping beside him... SLASH xover HPKHR SqualoxHarry

It started with a late night visit to the kitchens. If Harry didn't know better, he'd say that the House Elves were playing matchmaker. But, he came to realize that true Slytherins always get what they want. Blaise/Harry. HPBZ. SLASH.

An old plot changed up. The future is bleak for Konoha, of Team 7 only one survives. It is Sasuke. Almost broken by his regrets and anger at his choices he wishes to make things right. Kyuubi grants his wish. Slightly Sasu/Naru complete

Directly after the war, Harry is left lost and full of questions about his life. Slowly over the summer, and with the help of friends, he works out what will make him happy – or even who. Gentle, slow-moving HPDM. Rated M for later chapters.

When Draco is accosted by a hysterical Harry he had no idea that everything would change. A shocking truth is revealed and new alliances are made while old are broken. Slash. HP/OMC Branwen777 Challenge.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Sherlock and John meet as potential flatmates, just in time for John to get a more attractive offer as a partner in Irene Adler's business. This calls for discretion, so he reluctantly refuses Sherlock's offer to share a flat, but he can't quite get Sherlock Holmes out of his mind.

HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have been together for some time before Draco learns about Harry being abused by the Dursleys. Now he wants to hurt the Dursleys, and he's definitely not above seducing permission out of Harry for it. COMPLETE.

The Chitauri found him after he fell. They promised him revenge and the boy from his dreams, the boy with the lightning bolt scar that Loki couldn't remember. The Tesseract invaded his mind, polluting it, emptying it, until all that remained was fear and anger and he didn't know who he was anymore. But Harry would save him. Because that's what heroes did. AU Slash

AU. Har/Tsu. Immortal Master of Death Harry, now named Jayden, meets the magical, thriving world of Pandora. What's a mostly-insane magical-entity to do? SLASH. Will continue with favorable results from reviewers! XP

LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Red Riding Hood!AU: Their village lay on the edge of a dark forest, few even knew its name, but many knew that terrible things had been happening there on the night of the full moon for several generations now.

The Malfoys have always been very clear as to what they hold in high regard, such as wealth and blood purity, but as Pansy and Blaise found out in July of last year, there are some values which leave deeper impressions than even a Dark Mark.

LV/HP Slash: AU: How different would Harry be if he was given a life without the expectation of saving the world? How different would he be if his hero-complex was still intact, but so twistedly dark, that he has to go through desperate means to hide it?

Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.

General Sephiroth is losing his mind and Harry Potter just wants to know the meaning of life. CROSSOVER SLASH Sephiroth/Harry WARNING: Contains disturbing content including but not limited to prostitution, gore, and language.

Loki is the symbol of peace. He will be ravished by Thor in place of his kingdom. Only Loki does not want to be a symbol. An Alternate Universe where Loki is given to Thor to keep the peace between their homelands.

A month doesn't seem very long when a shinigami tells you that's all you have left to live. But what happens when Tsuna finds himself falling for said shinigami? "Dear Diary, Shinigami don't use death scythes. They use tonfas. Tonfas hurt." AU, 1827.

After meeting with Selkies, Harry wonders if there is something different about him. When he goes looking, and finds his answer, he realizes that he can never stay in the Wizarding World, as a human, because nothing can keep his kind from the sea

Blaise doses Draco with a love potion and he of course is all over Harry, and after Harry fixes it Blaise does it again. And again. Eventually Draco should get the point, right? Unapologetic fluff here. And maybe a little OOCness, enjoy! m/m

When Naruto imagined falling in love, he imagined himself and another person slowly getting to know each other. He never imagined dismissing a clone one day only to have a year and a half's worth of its memories and feelings flooding him. Naru/Ita Slash.

Set in a reality where Harry was left to a muggle orphanage as a means of protection before his parents died. However he wasn't there long, he adopted a false name and grew up in much better circumstances. What will happen when he arrives in Britain?

"Naruto, ask me if I'm happy again one more time, because this time I know what I can reply with. I'm happy when I'm with you because you make me feel alive. You make me feel like my life has meaning." !Gift for Yaoi's Lover for the ItaNaru Exchange!

Kusakabe is Namimori-Chuu's DC's vice-chairman, and Hibari's right-hand man. So when he notices the special feelings Hibari harbors for his Sky, well, its only natural that he would get involved... 1827, HibaTsuna, Hibari/Tsuna, shounen-ai

Tom a wandering thief looking for adventure finds Harry locked up in a tower. What better adventure could you come across? Sorry, this summary sucks story's better I promise. Based off the fairy tale Rapunzel. M/M - TRHP - OOC

AU. Ten years after the vampires lost the war, the world is ruled by the hunter supremacy and vampires are only kept alive to serve as pleasure slaves in brothels. Everyday is a nightmare for Kaname, until he meets a certain silver-haired hunter… ZxK KxZ

AU. Alfred Jones is a bright young teacher with family problems and an iffy past. Matthew Bonnefoy is a shy, well raised child with a minor superiority complex and sweet nature. Angsty yaoi and a taste of the forbidden fruit is bound to ensue. DL,DR

There has to be an Origin to everything, even magic. To bad Harry had to find that out the hard way, and with a certain blonde Slytherin in tow... MPreg, Creature fic DMHP, Sirius is alive cause I wuv him

AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic

In an attempt to discover how women feel during sex, Charles Xavier meets Emmett Frost, in an encounter which would alter the events of the future. First Class AU, genderbending. Erik/Charles/Emmett, probably eventual Emmett/Charles.

At the Wizengamot, Harry finds himself having a battle of wits with a very different opponent instead: Marcus Flint. Warnings for slash and major character death. Marcus/Harry. For my 300th reviewer, Lone-Angel-1992.

Most people can't pinpoint the moment when they first become aware of sex. Charles can. Just a quick look at Charles' telepathy and how it might shape his attitude towards sex. Slash, graphic sex, Charles/Erik, Charles/others.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/

Matthew had thought this over a million times, now he just had to voice his idea. He cleared his throat and whispered, "Hey, you want my twin brother, I like you; I think we can work something out here." Warning: college AU, human names, snarky!Canada

HPDM slash, past DMAG and HPGW. Harry did nothing for years about his affection for Draco Malfoy, knowing him to be a Veela happily bonded to Astoria. But then Astoria dies suddenly, and Harry knows what he wants: to make Draco happy again. COMPLETE.

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

Voldemort, always in search of immortality, uses a ritual to transform himself into an immortal hybrid creature. One of the two creatures is a Veela. He expects to find Bellatrix as his mate, but soon finds that it's Harry Potter. HP/LV slash.

Loki/Tony Stark. Loki is in a secret relationship with Tony when Odin strips him of his powers & makes him mortal. And another surprise - he's pregnant. While he is a mortal now, his baby is still half Jotun and the pregnancy is very high risk.

After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.

During a summer vacation to London with Ron and Hermione, Harry finds himself entranced by one of the guards at Buckingham Palace. Is there anything he can do to get the handsome man's attention? And phone number? AU Snarry OOCness slash **COMPLETE**

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

AU L/Light. It was a brief fling that lasted much longer than it was supposed to. One a student and part-time forensic artist, the other the greatest detective in the world. When it ended, both were sure they'd never meet again. But fate had other plans. [Discontinued]

Remus has always had bad taste in men and he tops the polls when he starts to find Sirius Black attractive. Sirius is pompous, loud, plays horrible pranks and is ridiculously flirtatious. Worst of all, he is Remus's best friend. Muggle AU.

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

In a time run by corrupt clergymen and religious fanatics, Erik Lensherr is a revolutionary sent to infiltrate the home of Sebastian Shaw, a corrupt religious leader trying to gain more power as the pope. He didn't count on falling in love with his son.

Something woke up in Jayne that night at the Maidenhead, something happened during that fight that triggered something darker and more deadly than any of them could ever realize. Post-BDM with 2 important changes.

After the war, Draco Malfoy wants to get away from his old life and looks for some peace He moves to Forks, Washington, not knowing that he might not find the peace he was looking for. But maybe something else? Draco/Jasper, Alice/Seth ;

It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!

Complete. Harry/Wesley Crusher. Immortal:Harry. The Wizards made a mistake during their war. They obliterated their mortality and became something even more destructive. This is the story of the future humans' interactions with this new entity.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

X-Men Movie Verse/HP Crossover. SLASH non-graphic. The Order discovers that Voldemort has an heir, a mutant named St. John Allerdyce. They bring him back to Headquarters where he meets the boy wonder. A relationship develops made more dangerous by the vicious war of which both are a part.

The International Confederation of Wizards has ruled that all persons under the age of 17 shall marry into a pureblood family if they desire to remain in the wizarding world. It's just Harry's luck that he is partnered with Lucius Malfoy. Slash-LM/HP

MOLEST: 1. to disturb or annoy by malevolent interference.2. to accost or attack with the intention of assaulting sexually...or 3. to suffer all of the above by a young ANBU called Naruto Uzumaki. YAOI KAKANARU

L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU

Handsome Blaise Zabini captures Harry's attention, spiraling change into Harry's life post-Hogwarts, post-Ginny. He's hot, honest, and Harry wants more than a one-night-stand loss of bi virginity. But can Blaise commit? And was he a Death Eater? COMPLETE.

"Soul, I'm cold!" "Well maybe if you weren't using your jumper as an ass warmer, you might feel better." Perhaps not the most romantic duo ever, but it just wouldn't be Soul and Maka otherwise. SoMa AU

Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..

Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED

When he received a card supposedly signed by Ulquiorra, suggesting that they should be friends from then onward, Grimmjow thought it was some bad joke. Little did he know that he would end up as a subject to Ulquiorra's friendship experiment which would later turn into something far more than he could ever bargain for. Slash G/U *Complete*

Vampires can't sleep, however they can sometimes get sucked into another person's dream. And this happens to Jasper. And the person who's dream he's in just happens to be his true mate. SLASH! Jasper/Harry Potter

A vengeful Malfoy curses Harry, but the damages are far worse than he could have anticipated, leaving behind a ruined Harry Potter and a stunned Snape with more power over him than he ever could have dreamed. HEAVY slash. Rated for VERY good reason.

Set after 5th. Voldemort takes his horcrux into protective custody. Will Harry escape? Will he even find the point in trying to? The first chapter is a better summary than this... Warning: rape... eventually... and slash...

AU: L goes to England to solve a difficult case. Light stays behind to continue his classes. Without L around, what happens when a man pursues Light, eventually turning into a stalker that Light can't handle? LxLight

Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.

Drarry fic Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter . Harry has fled England and has built himself a life in the south of France. Unfortunately, his peaceful life is about to be turned upside down by an unwanted delivery… Warnings for SLASH, EWE.

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

"It really is sweet...little Erik Lehnsherr...you're in love with Charles Xavier, aren't you." "Why would you say that?" "Oh, Erik, I've always been able to see what you cherish. How else would I know how to take it away from you?" Alternate ending.

Harry never made it to Hogwarts at age 11. Five years later, Severus Snape happens to come across Harry in the red light district of Muggle London. Slash HP/SS. Contains mention of MPreg in final chapter...nothing explicit.

For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.

Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.

The wizarding world has a secret that Draco Malfoy carries without him knowing it. There are some things that for some wizards held more importance than even the eventual defeat of Voldemort. Slash HPDM Post HBP would have spoilers. NOT follows DH canon.

B and Light lock horns in a whole new style, where sexual pleasure is the bargaining chip, and torture is used in more...creative ways. And the lesson of the day? B really shouldn't have let his darling Kira-kun watch Saw ;

After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!

L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!

"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.

Harry was conceived under the effects of a love potion, Snape is his father and Voldemort is interested in using the boy for a purpose unknown. Things go wrong, the dark lord will rise again and he will share a special relationship with Harry. Yaoi. TRHP.

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

An angry and confused Sookie is taken hostage by a cunning Eric who has schemes of his own and a vendetta to fulfill. But things aren't always what they seem and Sookie is in for big surprises when she decides to trust Eric instead of Bill.

Trapped in a unforgiving land and forced to rely on a king who'd as soon see him banished away for all time. Matthew must learn to survive in in a world that is not his own, and where every man, woman, child and creature is after the taste of his blood.

Welcome to the D-Wing. My name is Charles, but please, call me Professor X. I think you'll like it here; we're all good friends. We used to be mutants, you see, in another reality. .:. First Class AU, an insane asylum fic. Cherik and other pairings.

When a killer blurs the lines of alchemy in an effort to seal two souls together, Ed finds himself under suspicion from the police. Can he prove he is innocent, or are he and Roy doomed to suffer the consequences of the killer's ideals? Eventual RoyxEd.

With thick-rimmed glasses, rumpled clothes, and no self esteem, Harry James Potter was nothing short of ordinary. That was until Fate stepped in and led him to an office romance with the none other than the notorious Draco Malfoy, his boss. DMHP

When the doctor makes a bet with Zoro to prove that Sanji is making mental progress, can Zoro somehow manage to keep his personal life and professional life separate? Written with LadyStarwing from Deviant Art.

Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM

Harry is forced to be guarded by Severus when his father receives kidnapping threats, but that information is not taken seriously by the wild teenager who enjoys his free lifestyle. Harry hates it until a friend sees something he failed to see. AU,slash

Human beings like Beyond Birthday were never meant to be born with shinigami eyes. When he meets genius NPA detective Yagami Light, he tells him he can change his destructive nature - one he never had a choice in. AU, violent themes. Complete.

What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.

Non-magic AU. Slash. Mpreg. Harry looked up at the man who was supposed to be his father. He recognized him vaguely form the pictures Lily had burned to keep away from him and James. He wondered absently if the man knew the real reason she'd sent him.

Federal Law. All demonic creatures are to be reported to gov. officials upon sight. Because of this, a certain teenage hanyou is forced to keep his true identity secret. One day after school he's approach by a man who knows too much. AU. EDIT IN PROGRESS

AU When Neji agrees to help his cousin out of an arranged marriage to Inuzuka Kiba, mistaken identity leads him to play the role of Hyuuga Hinata. The more he attempts to make the attractive man hate 'her' the more he falls for the man himself. KibaNeji

"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.

Draco Malfoy rarely has nightmares. He used to love this, until a mysterious but lovable knight starts visiting. As the years pass, Draco realizes he just might be in love with his companion, but just who is he? HPDM, oneshot.

Harry receives a little shove into the world of the Vongola and catches the attentions of a dark-hearted hitman; however, their future together does not appear to be bright. Harry x Reborn. Will have a happy ending.

It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH

AU. Daine is sixteen when she travels to Carthak with her teacher, Lindhall Reed, and the Tortallan peace delegation. She's there to heal the emperor's birds. She didn't mean to make a dangerous friend in Arram Draper, the emperor's right-hand man.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

REVISED & COMPLETE - Jan. 2008. AU When the young blacksmith apprentice stows away on the Interceptor to get away from abuse, he didn't expect it to be taken over by pirates led by the notorious Jack Sparrow

Set during X-Men: First Class. Shaw captures Charles to lure Erik to him, subjecting Charles to his casual brutality in an attempt to convince Erik to switch sides, but it backfires somewhat. Warnings apply.

"Watch out for the Sve Troll!" was the last thing Tino heard before he blacked out during the violent storm. Berwald,a hermit living on the mountain, spot's something lying buried beneath the snow. SuXFin; Love and the freezing of Nordics! Rated M. COMPLETE!

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

Reborn doesn't make an appearance in Tsuna's life until high school, and until then, Tsuna's got to fend for himself. He's managed to gain the attention of Yamamoto Takeshi, an idiot, who's probably a lot more trouble than he's worth. AU. OOC!Tsuna.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)

When the Dursleys are killed, Harry is left without legal guardians and is left prey to an ancient law that would see him owned by those who wish him harm. For his protection, he marries Severus and his new life begins. Marriage fic format but with a plot

Harry Potter died in 1981, but in 1993 Harry finally arrives at Hogwarts. No one seems to know he should be dead, except Dumbledore, who stole someone else's son to replace the Boy-Who-Didn't-Live. AU SiriusBarty. LVHP preslash.

Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

After receiving Itachi's eyes, Sasuke awakes alone in an unknown cabin with no signs of Madara. On his way to Konoha, he's captured only to find out that the war ended years ago. What is happening to Sasuke? Why didn't he age? And who is this blond man?

No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?

After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*

After the karaoke Takuto found somethign very wrong with his mark. Strange dreams about a certain blue haired youth and Taubarn going berserk are putting everything upside down. Both need to rethink their relationship. Slight yaoi SugataxTakuto. Complete.

Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM

"After the fourth time imagining that he was sleeping with another than the one in bed with him, Uzumaki Naruto decided that he had to do something, anything, to get over the fact that he was lusting after Hatake Kakashi!"

Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU

AU Based off of Battle Royale. When Naruto's class is forced to participate in The Program, some will fight. Some will play to win in this twisted, deadly game. The word trust will lose all meaning. NaruSasu / Writing improves a lot in chapter six!

COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.

In America, Harry befriends one Sam Winchester and after an unexpected "visit" from Sam's jerk of a brother Harry isn't able to get the man's devilish smile off his mind. Once more, adventure calls but will Harry heed it? Does he even want to? Slash.

SLASH. When Merlin saves a young boy from would-be-kidnappers, he unknowingly starts the course of events that lead him to meet the boy's father, Arthur, who has played a painful part in changing Merlin's familiy's life in the past.

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.

At Voldemort‘s rebirthing ceremony, Fenrir discovers the scent of a Lycan bearer, a human with the ability to bear pure blooded werewolves if changed into one themselves. Fenrir rescues his potential mate only to discover it is none other than Harry Potte

Draco smirked, swirling the wine round his glass as he surveyed Harry with icy eyes. It wasn't until the teen smelt a metallic tang in the air he realised that whatever Malfoy was drinking, it wasn't wine. HPDM. Seriously, how hard can falling in love be?

Roy looked for any reason to see Ed after they were stationed so far apart, but an investigation into the violent death of a child wasn't exactly the romantic rendezvous he'd intended. RoyEd, future!fic. Complete.

When a man he hasn't seen in 10 years appears in his home w/ a man he thought dead for 20 years, Harry knew his evening had gotten complicated. Snarry, Past Harry/Sherlock. Named a "Hot Rec" on LJ's Daily Snitch on 1/18. Note: Some reviews give plot away.

Naruto's last battle with the Akatsuki has left his mind under attack by the Kyuubi. Now, Sasuke is Naruto's only hope of survival. Will Sasuke finally make the decision he should have made over three years ago?

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE

Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko

All Harry wants to do is find his place in the world, but his place doesn't exist. Harry isn't a light wizard. He isn't a dark wizard either. No, to Harry, there is only magic. It's too bad that no one else sees it that way... Tom Riddle Voldemort /Harry

Since his earliest memories, Harry always felt like he was being watched; like someone was waiting for him. On the eve of his eleventh birthday, Harry meets a man with red eyes who offers him freedom from his hellish life. But the price is Harry's soul.

In a world where neither Xavier nor Magneto ever existed Rogue, John, Angel, Remy, and Piotr try to live their lives in an environment hostile towards mutants. All of them have mostly found a way to make their living if not legally then illegally. Slash

LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.

Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.

"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.

Life was back to normal now that the Varia left. But Tsuna felt uneased. The sky ring on his finger grows hot whenever Yamamoto is around. These weird feelings that aren't his, what is he suppose to do? Tsuna x Yamamoto mainly but slight Tsuna x Guardian

Advent Calendar. Every day a new chapter. Harry finds himself travelling the world with Fred and George. Bored, they decide the Were's need to lighten up. Too bad that mostly involves property damage. Harry/Savitar slash.

Ivan and Toris are on their way to a meeting when their train derails in a snowstorm. They seek shelter in an abandoned cabin and Toris becomes dependent on Ivan for survival, evoking conflicting emotions.

Ever since Naruto was little, he has been able to see the Red String of Fate that connects soul mates together. He has finally found his own soul mate, but there is just one problem, its a guy. Naruto doesn't like guys! SasuNaru KakaIru

-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Five years after the Hundred-Year War, Fire Lord Zuko is hit with an assassin's dart, and falls into a coma from which he cannot wake. A week passes, and his prognosis is grim. But Katara could swear she hears him in her dreams...

Ichigo is pushed into gatecrashing a fancy party by his roommates. While trying to escape, he is delayed by a charming stranger, with whom he almost instantly connects with. AU. AizenXIchigo. Aiichi. Yaoi.

H/D. Harry is having terrible nightmares in spite of having already vanquished Voldemort. He buys a Dreamcatcher in hopes to get over them, not knowing that it would cause more problems than it solves. But how does Draco Malfoy factor in all of this?

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

On the way to a rave Naruto and his friends have some unfortunate luck in the means of a flat tire. When they turn into a small town in the middle of nowhere things take a bad turn from unfortunate to deadly. SasuNaru MINOR character death

"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.

Being forced to marriage was the last thing to Ichigo's mind. Now as a noble's wife, she finds comfort from her bodyguard. But the subtle friendship turns into something more that'll cause a downfall. StarrkxFem!Ichi

AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.

A chance meeting in the library tie Harry and Viktor together for the rest of their lives, it's just a matter of time before they realize that. Time is the issue though, as the Champions must complete their tasks and Harry decides to take control.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH

Draco Malfoy needs a job! When the position of P.A/secretary to hot shot solicitor Harry Potter, senior partner of the prestigious lawfirm 'Aurors', falls into his lap - How can he possibly say no to it. Slash, non magic, AU

When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.

If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.

With a new threat looming on the horizon that endangers the world's hard earned peace, Naruto must learn how to become a courtesan. What he never expects is to run into Sasuke...full summary inside. SasukexNaruto

BZHP DMHP mpreg Draco left Harry heart-broken and pregnant. Five years later Harry is trying to raise his son alone when he bumps into Blaise. Will this new relationship last, and what happens when Draco comes back in the picture? Bad Summary. Complete

Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.

The Brotherhood of Evil won. Slade took over. Fifty years later, Robin wakes up to a brand new world, where Slade is the supreme ruler and Robin is… well, he is about to find out… Dark humor, Slash later on.

Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.

NOT MY STORY! Draco pulls Harry into a hidden room and starts talking to him like he's Pansy - which is bizarre since Harry looks nothing like Pansy. Now Harry is determined to get to the bottom of this. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!

After the DH Harry doesn't get back with Ginny which causes a chain of betrayels between his old friends, that leaves Harry in Azkaban. The Wizarding world is in paranoia. He Meets someone different in Azkaban and falls in love. Harry/Dementor Dark!Harry

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

Zero had loved Toga since he had been a boy. Zero knew it was stupid—Knew he was stupid for chasing after him like a love sick puppy, happy to just be in his presence. It was pathetic, but he couldn't stop loving his master.

Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series

Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!

Harry goes to Hogwarts for his sixth year, but he isn't the same anymore. for him, eight years have passed, which he and his lover used to decide what it is they want. Now, back again, they need to get the Light side accept their choices. slash, HPLV, rewritten version.

After being dumped by Gabriella, Troy just wants to drink and forget about it. But after a party at the Evanses, Troy wakes up unaware of the entire night's events. What happened? How much did he drink? And why did he wake up next to Ryan Evans? Tryan!

Watanuki, through careless words, causes Doumeki to be stolen away by a kami. It's up to Watanuki to save him, navigating the confusing Other World where not everything is as it seems. Implied WatanukixDoumeki. Spoilers for up to ch140 or so.

AU, As Reborn stared at the adorable little creature before him, whose large brown eyes were blinking curiously at him, he couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger and finish the job. RebornXTsuna R27

Ocean's 13 - After Roman helps with the Shuffle Royale, he decides the team needs a little magical help and calls on his old friend, Harry Potter. One-shot - SLASH. Nothing explict, but heavily implied, so no kiddies.

-SasuNaru-Mpreg- Giving up his child was hard, but giving up his last piece of Sasuke was even harder. Naruto knew it had to be done. No one must know the truth, especially not him. Sasuke must never know of the living proof to their nights together.

Beyond is attending that L is supposed to be at, but instead of the detective he meets his number one Kira suspect, Yagami Raito. What happens when these two come face to face, and what will Beyond do when he finds himself oddly attracted to the teen?

Kink meme fill: Puck is pretty sure a rape victim is supposed to be upset or angry or... or anything other than the indifference Kurt Hummel is showing. He'll do whatever it takes to make that boy feel again. Puck/Kurt, Kurt/OC non-con

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

AU, Achilles/Paris slash, mpreg. To end the war caused by his brother, Paris is forced to marry Achilles but the warrior soon follows the call of another battle. A conspiracy at home forces Paris to go and warn Achilles himself. An Odyssey ensues.

The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?

ROMY. Rogue is captured by Trask & is experimented on extensively. Remy's a prisoner too; they escape. Xmen think she's dead, she thinks they abandoned her. Craziness ensues. Not HC, it really has a plot! Not as angsty as Ch 1 might lead you to believe.

Warning: past!Mpreg, slash, angst, me. Three years before Jim entered Starfleet, he and Bones met in New Orleans. Now he has Joanna, his beautiful daughter...and Bones doesn't know about her. Now redone and revamped for your pleasure. Finished, bytheway..

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW

Because his mom and dad had to go to Italy for work purposes, Tsuna is sent to live with his older brother who is a troublemaking delinquint... or is he? Giotto x Tsuna or G27, AU, yaoi, incest, lemony goodness; you know the drill.

Albus' favorite cousin, Louis, has come down with the flu. And worse, he's got fangirls hassling him as Valentine's Day approaches. To save him, Albus must go on a Hogwarts adventure! Slash, incest, oh my! LW/ASP

When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?

You all loved the prototype, here comes the real deal! An extension of "Panting"! Hope you enjoy! Warnings: SasuNaru, incest, future lemons, swearing, mentions of bad things as well, and fighting. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

No one ever said dating was easy for Harry Potter,especially when he was in love with his best friend. It didn't help that he didn't understand Ron Weasley at all. M/M Ron/Harry, please give it a chance!

Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.

HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes

True love is the most capturing. Brought together in the pitch as rivals and partners in class, Harry and Cedric begin drowning in secret, growing passions. Takes place in third book. Updates as soon as possible--

The secret love affair between George Weasley and Harry Potter over many years. Follows canon including the epilogue, but with the addition of one romance. Complete. Please note: canon compliance means that this story involves infidelity; if that offends you then please don't read it.

Memories lost, Itachi began to settle into life as a civilian in a secluded village. But when fate thrust Sakura into the picture, he knew he could no longer avoid his past. ItaSaku. Spoiler up to Manga Chapter 449. Prequel to The Return of the Heir.

When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.

Harry & Severus disappeared after they defeated Voldemort. They reappear 500 years later on Serenity. No one knows what it means except that it is yet another job the crew won't be paid for. Nominated for a 2010 Deathly Hallows Award.

“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."

AU. Based on "Conflicted" Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use

Afraid of the world and of himself, Harry withdraws into Grimmauld Place with only Remus Lupin and his son for company. Remus uses unorthodox means to draw Harry from his shell, but has Harry retreated too deep to be pulled out again?

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.

He knew, now, that there had never been any possibility of forgoing him. The moment he'd first laid eyes on him, he'd been undone. Largely UnSub POV, where Reid finds himself, yet again, in the clutches of a very bad man. Slash; no pairing.

Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic

Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.

Caught in a web of despair after being raped, Ed can't find his way back through the darkness. Only Roy is the fire that can burn away the shadows but Ed still needs to get past his fear or the flames will consume him rather than save him. RoyxEd

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

AU: Ichigo was a person who appreciated honesty more than anything. He despised secrets and lies, because all they did was harm innocent people and a web of lies is what he soon finds and the only one with answers: Aizen. -Yaoi- Aiz/Ichi

COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.

Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.

When Merlin first gave him the flowers, Arthur laughed. But when those flowers died, a part of Merlin seemed to die too and every night Arthur shed a tear and every morning he looked to the vase of dead flowers hoping to find them in bloom once more SLASH

Sasu/Naru Sasuke is Itachi's man on the streets. He does the dirty work that needs doing to make sure the Uchiha family stays on top. What happens when he saves the son of his family's rival? Yaoi,mafia,violence,NC-17, For Mature readers.

In many ways, Arthur was the only thing keeping his sanity intact, while simultaneously being one of the main sources for his inner turmoil. Which was why he needed to get away. It was only a matter of time before Arthur finally broke him.

Persephone is taken away by her mother, and Hades has finally taken her back. She doesnt remember anything though, but soon we learn about her past, and slowly she begins to remember. Many other Persephone and/or Hades myths involved

Complete. The Doctor, the Master, Donna and Jenny are an odd group but they save the world anyway. The new drums are more dangerous than the Master knows, and he and the Doctor will have to face a part of their past they forgot. S4 Rewrite, Master/Doctor

ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry

It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au

Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.

AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.

When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi

Naruto is an adventurer that wishes to make a name for himself and put his past behind him. On one of his exploration trips he was attacked by wild animals but was saved by another man. The catch? His savior acts like a wild animal himself. AU KibaNaru

AU.Victim to boredom, a strange creature decides to make a bet with a human for entertainment. Unfortunately, that human is one Yagami Light. Light can only watch as his life falls to pieces, his only hope - win the bet. LxLight.

We all know that the Gandor brothers, Claire and Firo knew each other from childhood. Here’s their back story. But what does it mean to be a brother? Claire suspects it has something to do with pillows.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

In non-magical Victorian England, Harry Potter is a street urchin who Sirius Black begrudgingly takes in on Christmas Eve. There is an instant connection between the two—but what happens when they uncover their real relationship?

One of the first rules of rituals is that you properly research them before performing them. Dumbledore decides to ignore this rule and consequences abound. Part of Kamerreon's rare pair challenge. Warning: Slash

The day he saw them, naked limbs twisted together and his little dark haired cousin writhing beneath the blond boy was the day Dudley realised that some pretty things could be ugly. Draco/Harry. Onesided Dudley/Harry

After a long life, Harry Potter returns to his personal crossroad between life and death, King’s Cross Station, and to what’s waiting for him there. Warnings: Character Death, Rated M though not more implied than explicit, and SLASH male/male – HP/LV

A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.

His breathing was shallow and harsh, and fast, and loud. He was sure, with the way it echoed around the confined space, that it was even louder than the screams, the gurgles, and the... other sounds coming from outside his sanctuary. Genkaku/Nagi one-shot

Draco is the youngest member of the Wizengamot; being a politician has not made him quieter. Harry would just like one damn evening without Draco running his mouth. Warning: D/s, gagging, bondage, humiliation, orgasm delay cock ring . It's fluffy though!

HP/Dexter xover. AU to both universes. Harry has always been an artist and when he moves to miami he gets to practice his art. He meets a hunter who can understand. i wanted to write a horror/romance complete may be another like it sometime

The discovery of a hidden painting in the late fuhrer Roy Mustang's library leads to more questions than answers. . . what is the meaning behind it? A mysterious history begins to unfold. . . Roy/Ed eventually.

The war is over, and Harry has made a startling discovery: he has an older brother, who is most likely a Muggle, who was adopted away before he was ever born. Crossover with Gundam Wing. Pairing: Heero/Harry Post DH, and Endless Waltz

Arthur/Merlin. Merlin's life comes crashing to an end when Arthur dies unexpectedly, bringing their destinies to a halt. Destiny draws them together again in the modern world, but Merlin's not the only one who remembers the pas.

TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis

HP crossover. Contains yaoi. By accident or fate, Trowa discovers he still has family on earth. When he arrives at the Dursleys, he meets nine-year-old Harry Potter. Trowa wanted nothing to do with his family, but will Harry convince him to stay?

Shisui has a Plan involving his best friend and the newest addition to his team. He hasn't failed a single of his Plans yet, all 273 of them. It's now just a case of getting Itachi to realise that this isn't a set up, and get Naruto to stop hating Itachi

AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.

A group of highly trained criminals have just kidnapped one of the detectives working on the Kira case. L will be put to a new test as the criminals ask for Kira himself in exchange for the detectives' safe return.

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

Upon recovering his memories of Kira, Raito has a terrible choice to make. What he does choose throws him into a realm of insanity and suddenly it's the God of the New World that needs the rescuing--and L is the only one who can help. LxRaito REPOSTED

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!

COMPLETED! In 12th century Japan, she was a woman fighting for recognition in a world dominated by men. Despite her inner defiance, she got married at the request of her father, but to an aristocratic man who was in love with another. SxS

Most people don't get it, but Light understands loneliness--but then, so does L. And when they meet in the Kira case, perhaps they don't have to be so familiar with it anymore. Oneshot LightxL fic, examining Light's past and how they come together.

AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-

Answer to a challenge by ralienab from Slytherins Collective yahoo group. What if Preventer Heero saw Sirius, mass-murder, with Harry Potter and decided to stick with Harry to catch the killer? Harry/Heero pairing Sequel is now posted

SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.

Full summary inside. Tsunade died to save Naruto, who then lost control of Kyuubi and destroyed part of Konoha. Danzou, as the new Rokudaime, put Naruto in prison. When Sasuke finds out about Naruto, what will he decide to do? Eventually SasuNaru

Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.

A serial killer is on the loose and Naruto is sent to guard one of the possible targets, Sasuke. As KIRA's victims increase, Naruto discovers the lies that surround this case and that Sasuke is not who he seems to be… • SasuNaru AU • snexchange fic

Peter has gone to London and grown up. When he returns to Never Land, he realizes just how misrepresented Hook really was and he finds himself drawn to the dark haired Captain. For anyone who likes yaoi and knows the story of Peter Pan!

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

HPDM/slash/AU/no magic. They fall in love from the first sight, the Prince charming and the poor orphan, but complications follow - friends, villains, families, secrets. Will there be happily ever after? Very loosely based on story about Cinderella.

HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.

Kid, Maka, and their weapons are sent on a mission to hunt a witch. But, when Maka gets angry at her usual companion and gets closer to another, will the mission bring two meisters together in a way neither would have expected? KidXMaka T for language

Every wizard dreams of winning a Hecatema. Powerful magical creatures, but peaceful, non-threatening,and submissive to the Soul Mate. Beautiful,sexual creatures. But Harry Potter was never good at following the rules. AU, 'Creature Fic.' M/M rel'nship

After defeating Voldemort, Harry goes to Japan to get away from everything. Rumi meets him, and she's determined to get him a boyfriend before the end of the school year - enter Tsukamoto Hidemi. Rated M for Rumi. Cowritten with Stalker of Stories Oneshot

ON HIATUS TILL 2010. See Profile for reason. SasuNaru, AU. Naruto Uzumaki lets his curiosity get the better of him and finds himself trapped in the spirit world, bound to serve a spirit by the name of Sasuke Uchiha. Full summary inside

Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru

Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

A potions accident leaves Harry in a dangerous position pretending to be someone he isn't & Severus is caught in visions he can't control on his way to summer with the Dursley's. SSHP & HGDM - EDITTED & UPDATED

Harry defeated Voldemort at a cost. He eventually ends up in America, where, eight years after the defeat, he meets two brothers who fight the supernatural…. He certainly isn’t the one they are set to save either. Harry Potter crossover. Slash

SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.

Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.

HPDM slash, two-shot. After an unexpected revelation about Scorpius's heritage, Draco discovers that his relationship to his son, and, oddly enough, his relationship to Harry Potter, both need to change. COMPLETE.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

Legolas gets separated from his kin during an Orc attack. He wanders lost until he comes upon a human left for dead by thieves. Then he is accused of the crime. See inside for complete summary This a slash MM, Mpreg story. please read warnings!

-complete, slash, HP/SS- How can Harry rush to the rescue when it's his own dad who stands in his way, and Death Eater Severus Snape who needs his help? -Snarry Games 2007 fic, Team Wartime, Genre: AU, Prompt: Chain of Command- Dark.

Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP

Robin and Bruce are about to take a vacation. Together. On a cruise-ship. For two whole weeks. Things don’t exactly turn out the way they had planned, and then a certain one-eyed villain gets involved… Adventure, slash and the tropics… could life get any

Epic 3 way crossover. Harry Potter no magic , Ouran Highschool host Club and Left 4 Dead. Survival Horror meets school children in LA and Harry has to make sure they all get out of this alive. EXTREMELY LIGHT SLASH. Only mentioned really 8D

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse

Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.

Very Much AU, also containing mild slash. Thranduil maneuvers to have an unwilling Legolas marry Elrond. Not your usual slash: I write stories with intimacy, not heavy sex. If this flavor of tea offends you, please leave the pot for others to enjoy.

Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y

YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch

As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru

When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

AU. Akihiko is a somewhat jaded author with severe writer's block when Takahiro introduces him to Misaki, his blind little brother who has been in hospital since the car crash. Together, they try to forge their own way through life. UsamiXMisaki

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

Harry completes his purpose in the Wizarding World, but is denied the oblivion of death, instead thrust into an unfamiliar world with strange people and mysterious dangers. CROSSOVER SLASH Zack Fair/Harry Potter

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

AU: Neville was named the Boywholived. Harry’s mother died giving birth to him and his father blames him for her death. And if you already have an heir in your family who really needs someone like Lucas Harry Potter?

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina

First movie AU. Rather than attacking Mary Jane, Norman decides to eliminate Peter a different way, by combining their powers to give him an edge. He experiments on Harry to do so, with unexpected consequences for all involved. P/H. N/H. Dark-fic.

HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.

Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU

In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.

The war has passed, Voldemort vanquished thanks to our hero Harry Potter. However, while in battle, the Golden Boy was saved by an enemy who refuses to answer why. Harry must learn to look past masks and much deeper to understand why he still stands. HPDM

Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.