Ding-dong!WHO IS IT????? Police arrested a woman from Gaffney, S.C., after they caught her going door-to-door selling porn -- on VHS. Thats right!! VHS!!! Jeanette Ellis, 52, told FOX Carolina that she was just trying to make a quick buck by selling pornography tapes she found in a box down the street. "I watched some of them," she told the station, but ultimately decided there was money to be made.

She Must have thought these tapes were the bomb! "I was going to get like $5 for them," she said. One neighbor who refused to come to the door when Ellis knocked called authorities. In a report, police say they found the 52-year-old with 12 VHS tapes, according to the Smoking Gun. Ellis was charged with not having a permit, according to WWYF. The tapes were seized for evidence.