Let me tell you a tale of seven very unlucky dwarves. They call me Scottsman, and I don't know anyone else in this caravan other than Arkbrik. We were seven, very, very unlucky dwarfs. Well suplied, but with only moderate skills to our name. Not to mention we were deposited in an evil land. This is going to be a long year.SLOTS OPEN FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS IN ON THIS SUFFERING!

2nd of Granite: We've been here barely any time at all and already, bad stuff is happening. It started raining oungent ooze, and now we're all taking impromptu powernaps. Thank god I seem to be imasdjlkfgf

A single mountain surrounded by haunted tropical jungle would be ideal. You would also most probably piss off the elves in the process of building much-needed walls around your fort, which will only add to the fun.

Our bold dwarves have arrived... what horrors await them in Bonedoomed?

The site is a thick forest with a brook to the north, and a rising hillside to the south. I spot some stone in the murky ponds so we can probably sneak past/not bother with the aquifer if we want to.

Here's a list of the dwarves. Pick which one you want.

Arkbrik SlingoakMale, 52Expedition LeaderProficient AppraiserAdequate Record KeeperAdequate OrganizerNovice Judge of IntentHe would never shy away from an opportunity to say he is better than somebody else.