Friday, November 2, 2012

Back in Business

Ugliest book cover ever

Just
to let everyone know, the little issue of my books appearing as shredded text
mixed with HTML gibberish has been
corrected. Both books are now available in a form as lucid as my writing can be
rendered.

Kudos
to the folks at Amazon with Kindle Direct Publishing for helping me get things sorted
out, although I’m still at a partial loss as to what, exactly, happened.
Basically, as I understand it, my data discombobulater was out of sync with
somebody’s mega-bit snatcher, which all led up to a faulty electron
regurgitation. There was also likely impact from a waning full moon, and possibly
some negative results due to the latest Rasmussen poll that showed a six-point
shift toward Gordon Fafufnik as president in 2012.

Whatever
the reason, right after I sacrificed the star-nosed mole and engaged the
chromed muffler bearing, the books looked just fine.

Second volume cover

So,
if you’ve considered buying either volume of the Of Moose and Men series, you can now confidently go to Amazon and
check them out by clicking here. Try out the “Look Inside” feature to get a
preview of the innards.

P.S. - Anybody got a good
line on bulk sales of star-nosed moles? (Just in case I need to make any
additional edits.)