It is so cold here in Belize I had to put on a tee shirt — for a while.

freddy boy

I mean this in the nicest way. You suck.

luka_

#17

no more "girls in the mirror" for you buddy 🙂

Justin

#8 theoatmeal.com that guy writes some funny shit. Plus you can read that whole book there too.

WindyCityCHIver

I never realize how much I miss the Chive until you have to wait a week for more than one new gallery a day. Come onnnn January 2nd!

Matthew

Please tell this means the vacation is over. It's tough to KCCO when I don't have my Chive security blanket.

http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

Thanks for an unexpected Caturday post! yaaayyy

Kristen

Fuck you, whore.

freddy boy

Don't make me separate you whores.

Jack Wagon

Kristen, why are you such a miserable sack of dog shit? Did your dad make you suck his dick after he pulled it out of your ass or what? Fuck off and die a slow painful death you lowlife piece of shit. Oh and also, fuck you.

http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

whaaa?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

It's Saturday. How on earth is Cat Saturday unexpected on a Saturday?

Nice hat though. Care for a free drink?

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 😉 – insanely great"

#23
"You can love your pets — you just can't 'love' your pets."
the Truth About Cats and Dogs

freddy boy

Mac, normally I don't care for Cat Saturday. Today was a stupendous success. Thanks for making me laugh.

Leroy Veritas

The return of the Fuck you Mac cocksucker post. Even the holidays can't get rid of this horrid, pussified shit.

Leroy's mom

This dude knows nothing of the chive. Only of HIV it has turned him into a bitter shell of a man. Thus is why you don't glory hole at grey hound bus terminals. Leroy….. Twice a year isn't queer isn't the best motto If you wish to avoid the herps.

EBT

Soooooo what are you doing on the site then….?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You DO know 'Veritas' is a STD, right? Not in English though of course…

Hugs,
Paula
– no free drinks for you

AmBush_Steve

Sounds like the "King of Truth" is a little bitter about only getting a chunk of coal for Christmas. Perhaps you'll do better next year if you stop sucking the farts out of roadkill and leave your mom's basement.

Sysko

I was gonna be mad if you guys didn't do cat Saturday

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

If you depend on Cat Saturday so much I fear it's already too late for you…

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