Today in 1977, Star Wars was first released! In honor of this auspicious day, I wanted to find a Star Wars character of whom I had not yet made an egg. Our answer comes in the form of Jek “Red 6” Porkins, also known as the first casualty on the Death Star run. You may also remember him as Major Eaton from Raiders of the Lost Ark. He was the guy who said “Top. Men.”

If you’re going to have sculpture made of your likeness, look to Yuri Gagarin’s. The sculptors apparently combined Superman and art deco styles into monument that’s super cool, yet astonishingly tasteful. Soviet sculpture in the 60s is where it’s at.