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Rules in a Staffordshire Bull Terrier's House
by Spursfan on 26 September 2008 1:42pm

I posted this under the 'Prayers and Incantations' thread, but I thought it deserved its own thread!!

We have had this on the wall, framed and topped with a photo of Tosun, for ages. The husband found it on the 'net and you adjust it to suit you.

RULES IN A STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIERS HOUSE

(By Tosun)

I am the keeper of [our house name]. I am wonderful, reliable, gentle, kind and generous... that is unless you threaten my humans and then I become a whirling dervish (which will certainly be something to behold).

It is true I do not like other dogs, but it is not because my relations were fighting dogs. GOOD GRIEF. Get real. I do not like other dogs because they are er..um..well..THEY ARE DOGS. I am NOT a dog. Is this concept so hard to grasp? WHAT?!!

I am the nanny dog me, the pride of England, and the darling of other countries, me me me.

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