I have an ex-girlfriend and a few relatives in Albuquerque (That probably doesn't help you at all). I've visited there before, its a nice place.

I also got mistaken for some dude named "Bones" when I was there. That soon followed with paranoia when a group in white Ts tried to start a fight with me. Then I started thinking, "Damn, I'm gonna get shot over here because I look like this 'Bones' guy"

hmm, secret underground bases like in archuleta mesa? supposedly there's a population of pre-human creatures that dwell in the caverns in NM, too. i blame the occasional spike in radiation in the drinking water and los alamos' watershed lol