yo my names lazy d and i dont give a damn
you all wanna know it so i gotsta the master plan
i'll move to the left and i'll move to the right
I'll say if you wanna mess with me yo you'll get in a fight.

sick of the bitches and the games they plays
gangsta enemies want to push me back again
here they come running wanting me up on that shit
whatever shit they say
whomever niggaz they betray
whenever they're awake it makes me sick of wat them dudes say

Switch jumps in the mosh pit with triggers pulled tight
Clubbed Yarn on the head and knocked out his lights
This story's messed up, nobody's got it straight
Except it happened at Jack's between seven and eight.

I shot two kids as they ran for the door
The music stopped and all these cats dropped to the floor
I says "My name's Switchy-B and I get respect"
Your cash and rubies is what I expect.

FunnyComic's digging deep and he don't pull out shitI count to ten, I lose it, and declare "that's it!"I throw him longways into a dusty jukebox
And I take the coins and put on something that rocks.

Let me borrow this time to take the mic away
You say you got flowing rhymes, I just say that their gay.
I scratch it up once and I throw in a beat
Shit when I'm done with you man you'll be taking your seat.

Cause I'm the sickest mic jammer with the master plan
When I'm rocking the mic all the ladies gonna jam.
Events got the skills but he dont got the style
I figured I can just sit here and wait awhile.

But he still doesn't get it cause he's such a fool
The only thing people call him is a sucker tool.
So I stand up and declare that his time is done
I choke his ass down and then theres no more fun.

OK, great. Having just come from a thread in which someone mis-spelt "where", I find FunnyComic Lover has once again raised the bar for idiocy. He can't tell the difference between his ass and a preposition.

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