Jet ski riders are being warned to avoid allowing the powerful streams of water propelling their craft along to enter into their anus after a woman died horribly after falling off the back of one.

Japanese accident investigators have reported two incidences of serious injuries incurred from personal water craft use.

In one 2011 summer accident, a Hyogo prefecture woman was riding on the back of the craft and fell off into the water due to the speeds attained.

The jet of water propelling the craft along streamed into her anus, causing fatal internal injuries.

In another similar incident in the same month in nearby Osaka, a woman suffered severe injuries in the same manner, but survived.

In both cases the craft’s operating instructions recommended the use of a wetsuit, but the women were only wearing swimwear.

The investigators warn that serious injuries could also be sustained should the jet enter other vulnerable orifices such as the mouth or ears, and advise caution in the event of a fall from such a craft.

I wonder how long it’ll be before we hear about someone using one of those water jetpacks accidentally taking the jetski operator below’s skin off or ripping out an eyeball with the high power jets that lift them up. Seriously, I had a toy that worked like that as a kid, and even though it weighed about a pound, the stream broke my skin once or twice. Now imagine enough thrust to use 2 jets to lift a jetpack assembly and a grown adult. Focused water jets can even cleanly cut through steel, depending on the numbers involved. It’s serious stuff.

It’s nothing amazing – It was basically a flexible plastic cone with a 180 degree nozzle on it, and a few foot long hose that attached to a garden hose. You could turn on the water and then point it upright and let go and it’d flail around several feet off the ground for a few seconds before falling down again. I’ve looked for pics but I can’t remember what it was called… anyway, like the backpack-based Super Soaker, if you were too close to the output it could rip through a couple layers of skin.

Did’nt those guys learn from the eel incident or the gas explosions in office chairs? The intestine is a very sensitive organ that can be fatally wounded by “anal penetration” of whatever kind (yeah,even from toys and “sex”). And another thing I don’t understand is how people can fall off a jet ski at full speed and still get into that propelled water streams…

I think those jet skis make like over 100 km/h, so if you fall off,the jetski should either be like 6-10 meters ahead already before you fall into the water or, if you’re much slower, the stream isn’t strong enough to harm your intestines. To get you fatally wounded,you’d probably have to just put your naked ass into the water while still sitting on the jet ski to speed it up(that would look like a dog/cat wiping his ass on the ground xD). I bet the woman was just a maso that likes to get her ass violated, but when she realized it really hurts to do it at top speed it was already too late and she fell off,dieing a gruesome death.

The media,of course, pushed it up to a fatal incident, where the girl was just another victim of the ferocious “death ski”. I still believe that many more people die doing the actual skiing than using a jet ski on the water. I’m still amused how they’d try to secure their buttholes from the wild streams, maybe the suits will feature some special butt protector in the future that looks like you’re totally gay if you wear it xD

Best thing is if you either don’t ski or don’t fall off( or fall off from the side of the ski),that saves you from most trouble to come when doing free-time activities that involve equipment/machinery.

They probably don’t go 100 kph, but even if they did… if you’re riding one, you’re traveling as fast as it is unless it’s accelerating as you fall off. I’m betting since you straddle them, she probably fell off backwards with her legs apart and took a jet straight up the ass. Pretty brutal, really.

Along similar lines my grandfather told me a story of when he worked in a shipyard as a steamfitter these guys were horsing around with an air compressor. One of the guys snuck up behind some other worker with an air gun and put by his rear end and wound up disemboweling the poor guy killing him and he was wearing work clothes. Scary.

My fav Jet Ski story is a guy who went riding off into the horizon from California…

Then he lost sight of LAND…

And the thing was out of FUEL…

So it SANK after a while. And he was paddling water in the ocean. Survived by finding some 3 day old coke in a half filled bottle. One of those Chinese ships bringing the cargo to America spotted him and picked him up. Hope he paid for insurance when he rented the Jet Ski…

Then explain to me why i always land far enough away from the jet ski when i’m rocked off of it.
Go on. Tell me. Same situation, sitting behind a driver being rocked off behind the thing. Far enough behind. Come on, let your superior physics explain the wonders of every-day life, which is so completely different from what is written in the books.

No, unless there was some force other than friction from the air in front of her (which is insignificant) while she is falling, she is still travelling forward at very close to the same speed as the jetski when she fall, whether the fall involves an upward rocking motion or not. If a wave pushes her UP, that force did nothing to reduce her forward momentum.

Reading is SO fucking unbelievably hard… “Riding on the back,” she wasn’t operating it moron the key wouldn’t be attached to her wrist, thanks for playing the reading comprehension game though. Back to school with ye, heathen.

How many accidents like these are known throughout the world? Haven’T heard of those before and i think it’s unlikely that they “accidentally” fall off with their butts being that close to the exhaust.

Couldn’t this rather be an “experiment” that went horribly wrong? Also, normally when you’re thrown off at higher speeds your butt cheeks automatically cramp together, especially when you dive into water.

man got to be the most unlucky person in the world to not only fall of a jet ski but have it freaking go up your bum and oblitirate your innards, that death alone has got to be prove of a super troll deity

If any of you ever rode a Jetski you would know it can be dangerous, i have been on quite a few and you always wear protection, people are under the false impression that apparently, if you fall on water instead of a road you dont get hurt
The engine water stream comes out very very fast, tho i find it very difficult/rare that it strikes exactly into your anus and you bleed to death (maybe they werent near shore? )

I keep my motorbike helmet which is cracked by rocks on a side as memento
Always wear protection guys…

I personally think this is false or at least its not an accident since if you fell from a ski, you would be left behind so you will not sustain injuries from the water trust from the rear. It will only cause injuries if the intentionally floor down the gas while the person is aligned at the rear and is near the ski which is not initially moving.

Newton’s first law. Objects in motion stay in motion. Friction from the air in the time it takes you to drop to the water from being directly above the water (actually likely BELOW water level based on you being in a moving water craft,) is not going to stop you from being in the jet wash of the water ski’s engine.