Daily Fluff: Documents expose chocolate lab's alleged double life

2014-01-23 02:19 p.m.
| Last updated 2015-12-10 09:35 p.m.

Kane's alter ego is known as Nelson Monroe.

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Private documents obtained by a Kentucky Federal judge allegedly reveal that a mild-mannered chocolate lab puppy named Kane has been leading a double life for 10 weeks. His alter ego, known by associates as “Nelson Monroe,” works as a private equity consultant, advising investors and hedge funds without relevant qualifications.

"His MBA from Yale is completely forged," says Louis Hamilton, the prosecutor bringing charges of fraud and financial malfeasance against the adorable puppy.

Kane’s attorney has denied the charges, and the case is expected to go to trial in mid-March.

If the dog lovers in Boston get their way, and professional hockey opens its ears to the cries on the Internet, a blind dog named Ray Charles may one day drop a puck on center ice at a Boston Bruins home playoff game.