We started this site for our own fun and personal use. If you are a U of A student please do no read or post on this site as we are bad influences and cause moral / ethicalal break downs.

If you wish to contact ME to bitch about the site or sue me you can call (707) 531-4886 and ask for Ben. If you fail to reach him just leave a voicemail and he will answer your call as soon as possible. And let us all live in a magic fairy land where young people in college do not drink or do anything that is funny or pushing the boundaries of their ultimately boring and meaningless lives. God bless you all and if you have lost your sense of humor may you find it soon because laughter is almost as valuable as gold.

oh my god. this is perhaps the best post ever. i give it 5 stars. two thumbs up. six and a half boners past the lexicon. you're tone was exquiite, your verbage delectible. if I was pope i would grant you sainthood and give you five of my finest hookers. bravo. bravisimo. jawohl. no, seriously, i owe your five hookers.

No seriously, good post. I give it a ten and a half (the ten for a great post and you get half for some self heckle.) Damn bitches, that what I'm talking about. And I do think you are a bad influence, but in all the good ways... _________________Jon Champagne (Lil' Bubbles)
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-Faded, oh so faded. Like a memory gone, there's no recollection. - Ben Harper
-Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

that disclaimer that popped up when i typed in the adress scared the poop out of me. for a second there I thought someone got in my computer and was going to bust out and rip my face off with his or her bare hands. by the way what's with the disclaimer?_________________Homey don't play that.

that disclaimer that popped up when i typed in the adress scared the poop out of me. for a second there I thought someone got in my computer and was going to bust out and rip my face off with his or her bare hands. by the way what's with the disclaimer?

The disclaimer is there for a new group of dick heads who live in a fairy tell land and surround themselves with steel plated lies to cover their ass from reality or any type of possible conflict with their bosses rather then doing their job well and defend a program that needs someone who has passion for what they do rather then spending 90% of their time being a unprofessional asshole. I on the other hand have a passion for my smart assesness career choice and will continue to work towards destroying assholes everywhere even if I must eventually destroy myself._________________“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag

what happened to the black page of fear?
I kind of liked the rant!_________________"Cause as a matter of fact, as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day man." ~ Jannis Joplin

Well seeing as Bill Mock is now my lover I decided to take that down as it was causing some relationship problems._________________“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag

Its like moonlight and kitties._________________“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.” - Mad Mag