As a star wars fan I wanted to take out my lightsaber and gut her insides to see what colour she bled before stuffing an Ewok inside of her for a photo opportunity

Okay so the horse was old and got a bullet to his head and he was eaten afterwards as he would have been if he had died from euthanasia and his carcass sent to the slaughter house ... the very thought of getting inside that dead carcass however is just vile!

She clearly hasn't a brain in her head at all and if her health suffers, I hope she's gotten enough money from this bizarre photo shoot to pay for her medical insurance.

I was thinking more that Wookie noises occasionally sound like losing one's lunch, but that'll work.

Wait Oniya..... don't you remember the spoof done by Monty Python's Star Wars from the 80's? Seriously, they flew around the universe in a Winnabago and the Wookie, played by John Candy was named Barf!

You are referring to Mel Brooks' Spaceballs, much of which I can quote from memory.

'I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog... I'm my own best friend.'

Yeshhhhhhhhhh.......I was having that debate in my mind as I laid down to sleep for a while and chose to let it go and fix it later... then ta daaaaaaaaaaaaa........ Oniya! I see your swartz is as big as MINE!... hee hee