I assume it was Jordan Bratmans idea for his wife to spend Halloween with her giant boobs on full display, and god bless him. Stuff like this is why I can't wait to get married. Because then the woman is the mans property and she has to do whatever he says. If there's a problem, maybe her friends the broom and the dustpan can talk some sense into her.

I really do not notice a difference between the shit she's wearing in that pic and the weird shit she wears on a normal basis.

Her breasts look FANTASTIC though.

MG Admirer 11/01/2007 15:16

Are those tits or is she smuggling ostrich eggs?

Slaappy 11/01/2007 15:17

POST Op for sure

DB's Treasure 11/01/2007 15:18

Those chest weapons are getting ready to feed twins…

Harvey Harbinger 11/01/2007 15:23

And you just know Bratman was all like, "I vont to suck your boobies".

The worst part is that he probably did. Repeatedly. GODDAMMIT!!!!

MG Admirer 11/01/2007 15:32

Rules for a good female Halloween costume

1. Wear a nightie – preferably one with an unusual colour

2. Lots of makeup. False eyelashes

3. Show cleavage – lots of cleavage

4. Avoid looking like Britney

6. Spider on head

7. Bring along a loser as your stud muffin.

Son of Bill Brasky 11/01/2007 15:35

NOW…didn't I call this shit a few days ago. Halloween is not Halloween without Xtina showing off her awesome boobage. Now, would someone please give me a stake to ram through the fuckin heart of that Jordan whathisface?

Observer 11/01/2007 15:36

The phrase "nice tits" has mysteriously appeared in my mind.

Observer 11/01/2007 15:43

I think Brend(0)n needs to run a "Things From All Over" post with all the pregnancy tits we've seen lately. I'm too lazy to consolidate them on one page.