Top 5 Ron Paul Facts

Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands. - Submitted by Anonymous

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.- Submitted by Kyle B.

If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy. - Submitted by Kevin P.

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