The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them as Haikus. In this edition, a gentleman named Mickey was upset over our post titled Cover Your Cleavage for Takeoff: Southwest Airlines Screws Up Again.

On June 5th, Avital* was boarding a 6 AM flight from Las Vegas to New York in a comfy cotton dress, …
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Date: Sat, Jun 16, 2012 at 2:52 PM

Hey you stupid slime
balls.... there is still a major
ity of people
in this country that appre
ciate the tits co
vered up, the pants not showing
the crack in ass, and
the burka not hiding a
damned bomb. You pieces
of human garbage just have
to find something sen
sational so you can sell
your garbage. Southwest
did not screw up. Southwest is
the only airlines
I fly when at all possi
ble. Freaking pieces
of sewer scum