Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

Padma Lakshmi is down in Miami looking for another billionaire to give her a baby. It probably won’t take very long. While Zuckerberg likes his girls a little more aspy, I can see one of the Walton kids or maybe Jeff Bezos on a bender dipping his wick into this hot chef. Billionaires don’t draw nearly as much hot tail as millionaires. One of life’s little ironies I’m expecting never to encounter.