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What’s the best card for VR porn?

Well, let’s discuss a few different things.

What you want to do.

What you need out of a card.

Card Specs.

Price range.

What you can realistically expect.

What do you want to do?

Well, if you’re looking to get into 3d video in either 180 or 360-degree formats, with GTX 960, you won’t need a lot of muscle. Even a mid level 960 is more than enough to push out video footage all day long without any hiccups, or any exessive heat either.

GTX 960. Image credit: MSI

If you’re looking to get into 3d VR games like CM3D2, or Illusion’s Honey Select / VR Kanojo, you’re going to need a bit more muscle. The Nvidia GTX 1070 will cruise through CM3D2 with ease, and Honey Select will be very playable. There will be a couple large area scenes which will still cause the card to chug a bit, especially if you add mods to improve the visuals, but the GTX 1080 will run it flawlessly.

What do you NEED out of a card?

For video, you need to be able to push pixels. Plain and simple. There really isn’t a whole lot of processing going on other than decoding the video. As long as the rest of your system is up to snuff, even a 2600K processor and a GTX 960 will deliver more than enough pixels to fill the screen without flinching.

R9 380. Image credit: Asus

For gaming, you need to be able to push a lot more because you’re calculating textures, polygons, lighting, shadows, etc. That means your card has to do a whole lot of calculating every fraction of a second and then update everything on the screen. On top of that, it needs plenty of memory to hold things like textures, which the cards use to “paint” the 3d objects that they’ve just generated.

Card Specs – Oversimplified.

We’re going to oversimplify this. I don’t want to get into which specific card does what, because there’s way too many to list, but a basic idea of what a card is capable of can help you make a better decision on the next step and give you an idea of whether it’s worth saving up a few bucks extra to buy a “better” card.

GigaTexels / second… There’s a whole wiki that explains this far better than I can.

GTX 960 = 84 GT/S

R9 380X = 112 GT/S

GTX 1070 = 193.8 GT/S

GTX 1080 = 256.6 GT/S

Basically, this is how quickly the pixels can be filtered with regards to things appearing in front or behind them, and then how quickly they can appear on your screen, this affects things like refresh rate and how smooth video can be displayed when there’s a lot of action going on. Higher = obviously better.

GTX 1070. Image credit: GeForce

My old GTX 960 was more than capable of delivering smooth video playback. If that’s what you’re looking for, it’s an excellent entry-level card that can be had very cheaply. If you’re trying to get an idea of what a card can do and where they stand against each other performance wise, this is a good number to look at.

Price Range

Obviously, the easiest thing to understand… What things cost…

GTX 960 – $ 129.99 – Yes, that number is legit. Newegg puts them on sale at this price.

R9 380 – $ 150.00 – Yep, they’re out there on E-bay for just $21 more than the 960.

GTX 1070 – $ 399.99 – Or less if you can find one on E-bay. I’ve seen them go for $300.

GTX 1080 – $ 439.99 – Again, I’ve seen them go for around $350 on E-bay.

Budget winner – R9 380

With the somewhat recent drop in price, the R9 380 is your best value numerically. It’s also an outdated card that’s being phased out. However, if you’re building a VR system on a budget and just want something that you can use until you can afford an upgrade? It will do the job and give you an excuse and some motivation to put in a few extra hours at work for a couple weeks.

Real Winner – GTX 1080

GTX 1080. Image credit: GeForce

For roughly 10% more out of pocket, you’re getting 25% more video card and all of the processing power that comes with it. Don’t make my mistake. Skip the 1070 and get the 1080 if you’re that serious about VR or porn in general. As small as the price difference has become nowadays, you might as well skip lunch at Taco Bell for a couple days or cut out the energy drinks for a week.

What you can expect.

At the GTX960 level, you can expect to see smooth video playback, and some of the lower end VR programs will run smoothly and be very playable. You won’t be able to crank the graphics and shader settings, but you can at least enjoy VR. The Lab and all of its mini-games were very playable.

At the R9 380 level, you can expect smooth video playback and most VR games will be playable. Larger areas or areas with extreme detail will still give this card pause though, and you won’t want to try Skyrim or FO4 with this card for long. Warthunder on lower detail settings will be quite playable, however.

At the GTX1070 level, you can expect to be able to watch and play pretty much anything. Elite dangerous, Warthunder, Skyrim, Fallout 4 all run smoothly except in a couple of extreme instances. Markarth and some of the open world areas in Skyrim come to mind, but even those areas are still very playable at 60FPS+ with just a hint of flickering. Video playback is crisp, smooth, and quality is limited only by the source of the video you’re watching.

If you’ve got a GTX 1080 with even more power, feel free to max the detail settings, download pretty much any texture pack imaginable, and you still shouldn’t have any issues staying above 90FPS, and a perfectly smooth VR experience.

At the end of the day,

A more powerful video card is always the better choice when it comes to VR, but don’t neglect other important things like memory. Also, a good SSD can make even a computer with a mediocre processor feel like an entirely different machine.

Odds are, if you’ve spent $500+ on a VR setup and have the room to enjoy it, this probably isn’t news to you. However, if you’ve got an older computer and you’re on the fence about getting a VR headset, but don’t want to spend a ton upgrading everything, rest assured, you don’t have to meet steam’s “recommended” specs to have an enjoyable VR experience. As long as you’ve got a 960 or better, go ahead and buy the VR system you want.

Webcams and the VR scene.

Webcams have been around a long time. They’re a great way to interact with attractive women and see them putting on all kinds of shows. Peep360 is online and offering a 360 interactive experience with their camgirls. The cool thing about webcamming with Peep 360 is when you’re interacting with the girls, it feels like you’re right there with them in their room. Sure, there’s reality, but…

Reality sucks…

I’ve got a nice brown couch, with cup holders and a recliner, my screen’s 15 feet away, and the girls are life-size and looking great on my HD Projector… Life’s hard… It’s impossible to pretend the girl I’m webcamming with is in the same room and it’s just us.

My webcam catches my computer in the background, the 3d printer, and half the time, I end up in some random conversation about whatever interesting piece of metal happens to be in my CNC mill or half printed on the 3d printer, or what the flashing lights or whirring noise is…

That’s when reality sucks… Because I just ran out of credits and have to buy more… I don’t even get to see a nice pair of tits up close, let alone find out if the girl shaves…

Virtual Reality Rocks!

Enter Peep360… BOOM! No more couch, nothing. Just me, the girl’s room, and everywhere I look, none of the shit that’s cluttering up my room to remind me that I’m still in MY room. I can focus on the girl, the girl can focus on me (ok, the camera), and I feel like I’m the center of attention rather than the Halo armor I was trying to 3d print which just a spit apart and became a massive spiderweb of molten ABS.

3d 360 Webcams…

Awesome fun fact about them. The girls work with the same cameras a lot more than pornstars do. That means they learn what they can get away with around the cameras. They learn how to look sexy, how to dance, what angles make them look good, how close they can get, what they can show off, and where the lights need to go. They learn how to tease you right at the edge of your vision and how NOT to make your eyeballs stare at one another.

The best part about it is if they’re doing something that’s annoying as hell, you’ve got insta-feedback via “Hey, you’re a bit too close there, it’s hurting my eyes.” While the rooms are pretty standard fare as far as generic VR porn-esque sets, they serve their purpose in getting you out of the mindset that you’re stuck at your computer and just watching a woman on a screen. It’s about as close as you can currently get to actually feeling like you’re somewhere else, without actually being there. 3d 360 cams are sure to catch on and be the next big thing in adult virtual reality porn. While services like Peep360 are just starting out, and not everything magically works yet, it’s cool to see that they’re working on getting things going.

But what’s it like?

Well, for starters, there’s a lot of VR devices out there. Because I use an HTC Vive, I can’t speak for all the different platforms, but in my experience, it looks like cam girls have a LOT to learn…

Not only are they going to have to be fun and sexy, but they’re also going to end up being front-line tech support for some of us noobs as we try and figure out things like… Why isn’t my head tracking working, Why do I have to use my mouse to look around, How do I get into the VR mode so I can see things in 3d? What do the walls and ceiling look like? Well, in a 360 camera mode, look around.

My experience on Peep360 with CrazyLaura was pretty chill. She was relaxed, smiling, helpful, recognized the name Blackbeard and scores bonus points for having a pirate mask/costume… And… There was no pressure or bitchiness and she was genuinely helpful in trying to get my issues with my Vive resolved. Sadly, because of the number of VR devices out there, I couldn’t get the head tracking to work and had to use mouse-look, but whatever… It was still a cool experience… And yes CrazyLaura, if you’re reading this, my idiot friend really did break my boat. 😛

One thing that would have been better, is a transparent floating chat box somewhere on the screen in the VR mode. It seems when you switch to that, things disappear. Then again, voice chat and having your hands free are nice. The other thing I noted is that to watch stuff in 3d on the Vive, you still need a program like Virtual Desktop so you can get the SBS to display properly. Currently, I can’t find a head tracking fix, so you have to mouse it, but hey, it’s still 3d and a 360 environment!

The dry spell is over!

For a while there, it seemed like things in the roomscale VR porn scene had dried up as all the new stuff was given the limelight and the developers retreated into their programming space to work on various projects. Well, thanks to Pronczar‘s efforts, we have a newer developer working on a currently functional and playable project!

Pronczar is creating a project called iCandy. You can download the free version through his patreon page. What’s iCandy? It’s a room scale experience where you can create the girl of your dreams and fuck her. Sounds pretty generic, right? All the other guys have sliders to adjust the bodies, faces, different positions, etc… So, why bother? Because this guy managed to get it right.

The interface

Probably the most important part of any program, the interface in iCandy is simple and easy to use. It’s so easy, you can use it one handed… Which is pretty important. The buttons are large, clear, and easy to click on. The sliders act like they should, and the descriptions match up quite nicely. It’s really easy to create a pretty attractive female.

The biggest feature so far.

Character customization in this app is really well done for such an early version. The sliders all make sense and you can adjust them to suit a wide range of tastes… Need a hot chick? Boom.. Set one up.. Prefer girls with a bit more… No, a LOT more meat on their bones? Crank up the fatness level and jiggle away. Have a fantasy about an anorexic pregnant crack whore elf with green eyes and orange hair? Well… As screwy as it is, with the amount of customization available, that base is covered too!

Sloth love chunk, right? Riiight… So yeah, you can set the titty size, the amount of cleavage, shape, etc.. This is just one example of a fatty you can make with a minute of playing around and not even really trying that hard. That’s more than I can say for a lot of this style of adult VR game because some of them seem like they take a master’s degree in modeling to come up with a halfway decent result.

And other extremes.

Pronczar even thought to put in a few extras that most people wait until later to add in… Mouse ears, rabbit ears, elf ears, etc… Just a couple little touches you won’t find anywhere else. You can also adjust the eye color and the hair color to suit your tastes. The best part is that it’s really easy to do. Just select the head region and then the hair. The interface is so intuitive you don’t really need any instructions to be successful with what you want to do.

Facial modification and visuals.

The level of detail that went into the face, makeup, and expressions is pretty high. Pretty much all of the facial features are adjustable. Cheeks, lips, eyes, hair, etc. Again, the nice thing is that despite the complexity of the faces you can make with the simple sliders, it’s still easy to do and gives you a chance to make some very unique faces, or perhaps to copy someone else’s face… I’m not sure what caused the green streaks, I did not notice them while iCandy was running.

The environment.

The environment is well laid out and very open. That way, when you’re in room scale mode, you can actually walk around and look at stuff. All of the pictures on the wall have something legible on them. The mirror actually has a reflection to it. Basically, what I’m saying is that the whole room was really well done. The quality of the background is to a point where if you could string a few of these rooms together, you’d have a pretty decent house tour simulator.

On to the action.

The whole point of the VR sex simulator is the VR sex. This is one area that still needs work. Currently, there’s only one position available. The nice thing though is that it was done really well. There’s no obvious clipping between the bodies and the animations are nice and smooth. The female’s head tracking works quite well and it will follow the headset pretty much wherever you go. The interface for sex is really simple and easy to use even with your off-hand.

So yeah, never mind the fact that I created an anorexic pregnant crack-whore-looking elf with overly long fingers… Clearly, I have issues… This does go to show just what you can create if you’ve got a few spare minutes and just want to do something stupid and funny.

The sex is pretty standard bedside cowgirl. Look down and watch yourself thrust away based on where you set your “sex slider” to. Speed, depth, and cum are pretty much your only options at this point, but more should be added in the future.

The cum textures weren’t terribly exciting and the only way to nut in this game is currently inside the girl. No pulling out and giving a big goopy facial… Yet… But we’ll just have to see where the development goes with regards to additional positions, options, and scenes.

As with any patreon project.

Support your indy devs. You can download this for free off Pronczar’s patreon site but consider donating – there still aren’t any big-name studios who are going to give us what we want yet, and our pleas for porn star avatars in a 3d environment that we can interact with are falling on deaf ears. Our independent developers are giving us what we want and we should return the favor. Not only that, but the indy devs also take constructive criticism, feedback, and suggestions…

Suggestions like, how cool would it be if you moved around the bed, and the animation changed automatically depending on where your headset was in relation to the bed? Stand on the side, she rolls over and you get a blowjob while she plays with herself. Stand at the foot of the bed. Fuck away. Back away from the bed altogether, she puts on a show with vibrator… Sure, might not happen… But… At the same time, it just might…

Try and get any studio to do that without having a thousand people all calling for the same thing. You know, like Bethesda… I’m still waiting for those guys to port Skyrim on to Daggerfall… Odds are, the indy community will port Daggerfall to Unity long before that happens. (Yes, it’s in the works.) I digress.

We’ve got a new Developer!

…on the VR sex app and patreon scene, and from what their alpha stuff looks like, they’re definitely turning things up a notch. VRility is also taking a novel approach to their stuff in that it’s meant to work with sex toys, for even more immersion. Whether this means interaction with an Autoblow, the otherwise useless Kiiroo, or one of the Lovesense devices remains to be seen, one thing’s for sure. Having the controls set up for keeping a hand free is going to be a blessing.

Starting off…

You can see right off the bat, that the models are pretty high-quality and created with a pretty high amount of realism in mind. While there’s no background to the scene as of yet, this IS an alpha and the background really isn’t the main focus of the app.

Here’s a bit of a close up showing the detailing of the shadows. Yes, the hair casts an actual shadow. The idle facial expression needs a little work, but the tongue and mouth have their own animations.

Here, you can see the detailing on the eyebrows and eyeshadow. Also, the tongue and lips are in a different position. Head tracking is in place and working, although it’s range dependent, so you have to be somewhat close to the model for it to work. The detail work also carries over to the creases on the elbows, and the hands as well. The dev really took the time to make an excellent model which bodes well, because the models are the key part of these programs.

And now, the stuff of nightmares.

Dear god, why would I show you this? Simple… because each of those objects – the eyes, the mouth, the tongue, and the locks of hair… yes, the locks of hair, not half or a quarter, or a specifically designated region – all have the ability to carry physics and animation.

The hair…

I specifically mention the hair because this is probably the best hair I’ve seen in a VR app/game yet. The way it drapes, flows, and waves around is very natural and convincing.

Whoever programmed this really did a great job. A lot of games use just a couple distinct regions for hair movement, and it has a tendency to clip through the body or stay in one particular place, yet when I flipped this chick over, the hair flopped towards the ground in a VERY natural manner. Make her move her head around a bit and it waves much like natural hair would.

Speaking of Natural….

Unfortunately, due to the fact that the shadows work like… well, shadows… and I couldn’t find a way to change the lighting in this demo, the picture came out a little dark. Suffice to say, there’s a pretty high level of detail here, and the pussy actually looks like a pussy, rather than a smooth, highly polished, cameltoe…

In development…

Yes, this software is still in development. It’s probably going to take a while for a full release, but VRility has stated that they want to include mod support, so the community can create models, clothing, accessories, etc. They’ve also stated that they plan on adding dynamic meshes so we can interact with the girls, and they’ll also have physics so that motion, gravity, movement, stretching, etc. all act like they should as well.

If you’re interested in seeing this project move further along, VRility has a Patreon page set up. Go there, donate a couple bucks, and let’s get this project moving somewhere! There aren’t enough high-quality realistic VR girls out there to play with yet. We can’t let these indy devs lose interest in producing VR porn games, otherwise, we’re all going to have a really expensive headset and nothing to enjoy.

Waifu Sex Simulator 2.2 a visual update.

For those of you who don’t already know, Waifu Sex Simulator by Lewd Fraggy is a nice little program based off of MocuMocuDance that allows you to watch CGI animated porn in a room scale VR environment. It gives you access to the girls, the animations, the environments, and the background music. If you’re looking for a guide on how to set up and use WSS, please see my earlier post here.

What this latest version has done is to update several of the models, add new animations, and add a new “beach” scene. What kind of updates are we talking about? You be the judge. I’ll simply try and point out the differences.

In the above picture, you can see the 2.1 models for the overwatch crew. Some of the enhancements I’ve noted in the picture below are an increased poly count on the breasts, which makes them rounder and less blocky. I’ve also noticed less “flattening” on the elbows, and legs and asses have a much more natural and less chunky curvature to them. The faces also look rounder and little less chunky.

More than just Overwatch…

Several other models got some updating and some love as well. Here we can see the DOA crew looking better than ever. Quite a few of the older but more popular models seem to have gotten an update and their bouncy breasts look better than ever before. And it doesn’t stop there…

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We’ve also got new models. I’m not sure who she is, but I definitely dig the piratey-style outfit and the beach. The fact that the model quality has definitely improved only helps make it that much more enjoyable to experience.

Above is another remastered model of Haku. There’s a definite improvement in the curves on this one too. It’s not that they’re any bigger, but they’re definitely a lot smoother and more natural looking.

The newer models are even better.

I’m not quite sure how the new models ended up looking better than the retouches, but they certainly did…

This is definitely some very high-quality work and deserves to be seen not just in larger pictures, but also in person, on your own screen, in your own VR headset… I mean damn… Compared to the early versions of WSS?? This is definitely on par with stuff from KISS, and almost Illusion quality in some aspects.

Just look at how smooth the curve on the ass has gotten in this version… If you don’t believe it, just load up WSS and check out the previous version models and then load up one of the new models to compare to…

And it’s not just the asses that have improved. The thighs and legs have also gotten a lot better and don’t seem to have any hard seams or creases anymore. The bending and stretching on the legs, knees, and elbows have improved for several models as well.

I’m not sure what the technical capabilities of MMD are, but I’m not sure it can handle any better.. And that brings up another nice feature of this update…

Another milestone reached!

That’s right, thanks to us all, his patreons, Lewd Fraggy has hit a milestone where he plans on directing even more money to fund the development of the unity version. The unity based version is a great thing because it’s based off a current engine that’s a lot more powerful than the old one. This means that in the future, the already impressive models, are going have room to get even better.

Unity also supports a much broader library of features, so hopefully, that means we’ll also get better motion support, which is already pretty good, for our VR systems. But more importantly, hopefully, the guys programming the animations will get better tools to work with when it comes to animating things. That will make our experience even better… Additionally, it will hopefully allow better resources and 3d models to be imported.

Sure, this looks pretty good as far as backgrounds go, for about ten years ago… But on the unity engine, running with modern technology, I would be surprised to see the bushes and trees as 2d sprites, rather than actual 3d models. New engine = access to new resources, more memory, modern rendering…

Suffice it to say, the Unity version should bring this to a whole new level. Now granted, that’s going to take a bit of time and work… But with the way the development has proceeded so far, it’s a pretty solid guarantee that it’s going to happen, and it’s not going to take another 30 years or turn to vaporware…

Meanwhile, another nice thing about this update.

It’s under 900mb… That’s right, you can actually download the stand-alone version of the update and it’s under 900mb. No more multi-hour downloads just to enjoy this. We’ve asked, and again, LewdFraggy has listened and delivered.

Now, if only someone could go back through and clean up all the redundant and old models. 😛 As much stuff as there is though, that’s going to be a chore for the ages. Perhaps it’s best to download the standalone updates and just enjoy them. It seems that once the Unity version pops, there’s going to be a flood of additional content as LewdFraggy and crew explore the new options they have available.

And for the future….

Right now, with regards to the unity development, Lewd has gotten most of the core features together. You can check his Devlog on Youtube here if you want to watch the video, it shows the interface, Oculus controllers, teleportation, how the morph sliders for removing clothing, and a bit of how the collisions between the controllers and the breasts come into play… Which means yes, we’ll be able to play with the titties!

Cool thing, I’m pretty sure Unity has a pretty good library of “model interactivity” for VR modules already… So hopefully we may one day see fully interactive models, with hair, physics, and even poseable limbs. In the meantime however, let’s keep encouraging Lewd to get the unity version stable, and full of the features that we all want.. Like a speed slider to slow some of the motions down, or the translation of the Japanese characters in the menu so we can see what we’re playing around with.

Temptation Towers…

…is another entry into the adult VR porn games section. While it’s not really a game per-se, it does make for a decent experience of wandering around a penthouse stacked with selectively shot and creatively applied 180 and 360-degree porn videos.

You start off in a hi-rise suite looking around and checking out the scenery set in downtown Las Vegas, right outside the Bellagio of all places. The suite is nicely appointed and the view outside the window is both impressive and brings back more than a few memories. They really did pick a nice backdrop for the whole experience.

This, being a view of the Bellagio and its impressive fountains right outside the window of the suite. Sure, there’s more to Vegas and this experience, but I’ve had some good times here, and this was a nice little in-program reminder. Of course, there’s more to the image, a lot more… 359 degrees more… So yeah…

The experience itself…

The controls were fairly straightforward without any documentation. Pretty standard teleport style movement, and then some kind of wonky combination of teleport/grab to activate things. That part took a little work to get used to, but overall it wasn’t too horrible. Not like you had to swing your arms all over the place flappy bird style to move around…

The whole concept of the experience is that you’re wandering around this suite, and you’ve got girls in the shower and girls digging for clothes in the closet. Sexy girls relaxing on a couch, and more girls all over the place… What makes it, though, is that it’s not just a bunch of still images, rather it’s a looped video that’s blended into the virtual world. So that chick in the closet actually looks like she’s really in there. As does the one pressing her tits on the glass door in the shower.

Speaking of the shower, I wandered a little too close and actually wound up in it. That’s right, you get a bit too close to the video and you’re likely to end up right smack in the middle of a nice 360° movie as though you just walked from your virtual set into a real one. I must say, this is actually kind of a snazzy concept and one that I hadn’t seen before.

Changing scenes.

One other neat thing about the way this is set up is that there seem to be 3 different studios or divisions, all with their own dedicated floors. You’ve got KinkVR, BaDoinkVR, and VixenVR all with their own stuff and all on different levels, so when you get tired of what’s going on with one floor, just hop in the elevator, ride to another floor and check out another room.

You can see here that BaDoink’s suite matches the logo colors pretty well. Just a shade of blue in almost everything in the room minus a couple key features… And of course, KinkVR has their whole crazy getup done in red and black which looks a lot more bad-ass than BaDoink’s…

I mean seriously, minus the high polished floor, it really looks like it would fit right in almost any AAA title out there… Quite honestly, It’s almost a shame that someone couldn’t steal it for a level in a video game dungeon.

Having explored the world a bit…

And getting tired of porn, (GASP!) I decided to try and break the game a bit… I was listening to Spring by Rammstein, and what better way to go?

And so I jumped…

Goodbye cruel world….

I’ve been redeemed!

And so it was… Usually, when you jump out of one of these buildings, the adult VR game designers leave you floating, stuck, etc… Imagine my surprise when I looked back up.

In this hellish-looking hellhole…

I must say, I was SERIOUSLY not expecting this, and was rather floored by this plot twist… Lights, check. Shadows, check. Ambience… Check!!! I mean this is seriously a legit dungeon hallway in a virtual reality porn game. What’s it doing here? I took a few weaponless steps down the hall feeling unprepared… No sword, no shield, no torch or rock? Just me and this creepy dude on the other side of the bars asking how the fuck I got down there…

What’s it doing here? I took a few weaponless steps down the hall feeling unprepared… No sword, no shield, no torch or rock? Just me and this creepy dude on the other side of the bars asking how the fuck I got down there…

Anyways, ditching captain “who are you and how did you get down here” dude… I decided to soldier on. The end of the hall opened up into another well laid out dungeonesque room. Walking in here, one of the first things I noticed was a video of a beating heart on the wall and the name Polemos…

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Greek lore, Polemos was the god of war… So yeah, the beating heart fits… But it’s a little confusing considering this was supposed to be porn? What gives? Anyways, this guy gives you some lecture about something which I really wasn’t paying any attention to because I was too busy checking out my surroundings, which were pretty impressive.

End of the easter egg…

So, apparently, Mr. Greek God of War just hangs out in his basement watching porn all day… SWEET! We’ve all got something in common with the god of war!!! Sadly, he was none too happy at being disturbed, and before I could cap another screenshot, had some huge troll/ogre thing come charging out of the darkness and it bitch-smacked me so hard that my game crashed…

Conclusion….

While the technology of mixing video and 3d environments doesn’t really excite me all that much personally, (IMO Video porn is on its way out and can’t be replaced by 3d CGI models for a TRUE VR experience soon enough), what this experience DID deliver for me was one hell of a surprise. I have never in my life seen a developer, let alone a porn dev, put such a hugely impressive easter egg in a program like this. Add in the impressive level design and layout, and how smooth everything ran and you’ve got a very solid program. If you want to check it out and see if you can find anything I missed, give it a shot. Here’s the link to the software. Heck, if you’re just looking for a fun little experience in VR and more porn content for your Rift or Vive, this may be a worthy addition for you.

Virtual Harem 34…

So, what is Virtual Harem 34? It’s a front end for loading in user-created content. VH34 takes user-created CGI, 3d models, animations, and backgrounds and allows them to be loaded into a 3d environment on the Vive and Oculus Rift. Currently, it’s still in development but it does show a lot of promise. The nice thing about a front end like VH34 is that user-created content has zero impact on the developer, which means they can do their job without worrying about messy legal details. One of the other nice things about this kind of program is that it uses a container .vsf file formats to accomplish said goal in Unity. That means anyone with some talent for modeling and animating will eventually be able to create content for VH34. Further, because everything is held in the container file, new content is easy to add, distribute, and then delete if you ever decide you don’t want it. It’s all done in one file instead of 20 or 30 separate files.

Into the program…

The program itself is simple enough to get a hold of. Go to Virtual Harem 34’s Patreon page, donate $1, and download away. Once downloaded, you’ll need to find some content. Remember, this is just a front end right now. That means, technically, it’s no different from WinZip or something like that. You download it and use it to access content.

Starting off, things are a bit dull and this program suffers from one of the common faults of Vive games. That being said, some of the environments are loaded “backward,” so you have to turn around. This will probably be fixed in a later release. Turning around, however, gives you a wall of text and some information. This IS an early alpha, though…

A word on the controls.

The controls of this adult VR game are a bit clunky, and if you’re like me and didn’t read that random stuff… Hold down the trigger and push up or down on the touchpad to select a “menu” option. Release the trigger to activate it. There’s no teleporting around as of yet, so you’ll actually have to get up and move around a bit in your environment to see things from different angles. That being said, on the first module, there are some interesting things to see, you can watch a nice slow flyby of earth off in the distance which was pretty cool.

The earth does actually move from right to left. While it’s nothing special, it does show that content creators will be able to have some nice background stuff going on, which is pretty cool.

Onto the models.

The scene itself is nicely detailed and objects are grouped in a manner to where you’re not going to be tripping over stuff trying to avoid an object and stay in your play area at the same time. The more VR games you play, the more you’re going to appreciate clean open environments unless you’re a ninja and you have some crazy need for nonexistent stuff to hide behind.

The character models, however, are nice… And did I mention this is community-created content? That’s right. VH34 doesn’t produce any of their own content. They rely on the community to build models and scenes. This means they’re never going to run into an issue that holds them back with regards to “likeness rights.” So, got a thing for Princess Leia? Maybe a Widowmaker or Hermione fetish? Well then, team up with some content creators, build your own VR porn game and your own virtual Millenium Falcon cockpit, and make it a real cockpit with Slave Leia and her twin sister pole dancing before having sex. The only downside is that not all modelers are as good as others. So as this develops in the future, expect to see a good bit of variance between models, backgrounds, and animation quality across the different community content creators.

Anyways, I turned on my chaperone settings to give you guys an idea of the scale. Everything here is scaled to be life size. The couches are at about just the right height, as is the table. The models are also tall and big enough (I’m 6’2″) to where I don’t feel like I get a creepy pedo vibe and I’m not playing with a doll. Physics on the breasts and butts still need a little bit of work, but overall, they’re still pretty decent. Let’s put this in perspective: it’s an Alpha version, and it’s currently 0.15… So it’s pretty early. Despite it being an early alpha, though, I didn’t experience any crashing, so it’s stable, and that’s something nice!

I’ve been playing around a bit, and as you can see, the earth has moved almost completely out of view over the course of a couple of minutes.

The fact that the models are open-source to the point where he includes a “converter” for people interested in making 3d models is another cool little thing. After reading the tutorial, I felt like even though I’ve no modeling experience, I could still stumble through it.

One of the other things I found kind of neat was the shadows. Even the Vive controllers had shadows. I don’t recall seeing that in many other experiences.

On to Setup…

Setting this up is pretty easy. You simply download and unzip it into a folder. At that point, all you have to do is RTFM. Follow a simple direction, and create a directory called….

C:\VH34communitygirls

That folder is where you’re going to drop all of the .vsf files. Those files contain the model data, animation, and I guess the “locations/menu triggers”? Anyways, this program seems pretty good for people with some modeling and animating skills that want a convenient unity based platform on which to build, share, and experience anything their heart desires. That, of course, allows you to get nice dancing scenes and gratuitous life-sized ass-shots like those on virtual reality porn scenes. 😀

Check them out, it’s worth seeing what people are coming up with. Also, if you decide to support him, be sure to check out the modeling toolkit as well. It’s nothing insanely fancy, but who knows, maybe you’ve got a friend that is into creating stuff and this could be right up their alley.

But what else is there?

Currently, the VH34 group is working on a “college witch” scene which should be a pretty good port of the “Hermione” experience. For anyone else out there with a bit of an Emma fetish, this would be a pretty good one to check out. The progress is slow but steady, and even if it’s not done this week, it would be well worth bookmarking and checking on every now and again to see what else these guys are coming up with.

Waifu Sex Simulator 2.1 and beyond.

For those of you who don’t already know, Waifu Sex Simulator by LewdFraggy is a nice little front end based off of MocuMocuDance that allows you to watch CGI animated porn in a full room scale environment. It gives you access to the girls, the animations, the environments, and the background music. If you’re looking for a guide on how to set up and use WSS, please see my earlier post here.

In its current version, WSS 2.1 has a pretty in-depth menu system with tons of options. Right now, the main ones that the average user wants is under “Etc.” at the bottom, and “Load Scene.” That puts you in all the good pre-set stuff so you can jump right in and enjoy.

What’s new in 2.1?

2.1 Gives us several dozen new scenes with new models, outfits, animations, and positions. You can notice that there are definite improvements with the models and textures in this version compared to older versions.

Elsa from Frozen taken out of WSS 1.5

Here’s an older picture of Elsa from Frozen taken out of WSS 1.5 for comparison’s sake. Note how the textures seem to have improved, as well as the level of detail between the models. You can also tell a difference in the quality of the newer animations as compared to the older ones. There are far less joint distortion and nearly no “popping” of the joints. The list of new stuff in the ETC section is pretty significant.

New dances, backgrounds, and sounds.

There’s a new Overwatch, and a new DOA set of dances as well. Granted, there’s quite a bit more than just that, but the models on the DOA and Overwatch girls are really good.

Not only are there new Overwatch and DOA models, but there’s a ton of updated and new hentai-based models from a few different series. It seems like every time we get an update of this adult VR game, several models get improvements and updates. One of the nice things LewdFraggy does to help keep that organized is that he organizes things by version number… Please, Lewd, if you’re reading this, don’t ever quit doing that!

The pussy models/textures for the sex scenes also got some love and are looking pretty nice too! And as always, the new models can be used with the older animations and scenes. It’s a bit involving when going into the menu system and removing character A and replacing it with character B simply on account of how complex the menus are, but if you take a couple minutes and try to figure it out, you shouldn’t have any problems putting any model in any scene you want.

This update seems like it was over pretty fast…

Yes, it does, but that’s because I want to talk about a few other things now that I’ve got you hooked. Things like where WSS is going in the future and what we’ve gotten for our money so far. LewdFraggy is currently working on a Unity build of WSS. That means the old MocuMocuDance stuff is going bye-bye… The models will still be there, as will the animations, but there’s going to be a whole new engine driving things.

This is where those of you who are his and many other VR content producers’ patreons get to give yourself a pat on the back, because your money is being spent not only on real improvements but also VR development and ensuring that this time, VR porn game is not just a “thing” that dies out. There’s a whole new front end, and a whole new engine coming! I did manage to get a preview of one of his development release builds.

While he’s still got long ways to go before it’s ready for a public release (it was a dev release and buggy because he’s got an Oculus and I’ve got a Vive, so obviously, there were a few compatibility issues still), I can assure you that the issues with the menus are going to be well taken care of. Especially for us VR users. Despite things being glitchy, the menus were large and easy to read and interact with. Adapting the old stuff into the new system is a very simple drag and drop.

One thing to expect with the new system is that you’re still going to need an Applocale to run things with Japanese characters/text. At least in the early versions, until someone gets around to renaming all of the old work and weeding out all of the Jap characters. Fortunately, it looks like LewdFraggy is going to include one that works well on Windows 10, so that could end up being a nice little bonus for some of our other older hentai/anime programs! Hopefully, a bit farther down the road, he’s also going to try and slim down the size of the program because it’s starting to get pretty big now, 5.8gb is big, it’s still manageable for most people… And yes, it’s worth the wait.

Either way, this is definitely going to be a good step forward as far as being easier to use, and easier on the eyes because the menu will be right on the controller and you’ll be able to see it. Switching to Unity also future proofs a lot of the work that has been done on the models and animations, because let’s face it. MMD is an old engine and on its way out the door. This new Unity build, on the other hand, should be around and compatible with everything for a good 10-15 years.

Beyond WSS 2.1

While I’d like to see more models, animations, and scenes for WSS 2.1, I think it’s far more important to see the Unity build get fleshed out. Sure, I’d miss the weekly videos that Lewd makes, but just knowing that he’s working on it and getting stuff done? Well, there’s plenty to keep me occupied in the meantime. Knowing what Unity is capable of with regards to the physics, collisions, and interactivity between the Vive (or any set of VR) controllers and the models, I really want to see this hit a beta stage. Having fully positionable and interactive models would be well worth the wait. I mean really, haven’t we ALL been waiting for that since the Oculus and Vive went on sale? At any rate, I, for one, feel like the money I’ve sent to him via his Patreon page has been well spent and intend to continue supporting him.

Also, if you’ve got some Unity programming skills, word is, he’s also looking to add some dev talent as well.

Finding quality VR porn can be a lot like walking around while using google on your cell phone. Searching, browsing, trying to navigate and WHAM! You walk right into it and then you end up dropping your phone in a nice pile of poop. The SteamVR update broke my Vive’s ability to track, and my motivation for spending 2 hours (long story) to fix it was the fact that I found this little gem.

VRClubz

Bringing a real world strip club to the virtual world…

VRClubz was founded by some top talent from the mainstream tech world. And their plan is to bring strip clubs into VR.

They are starting with Gold Club SF, a real strip club in San Francisco. It’s an actual physical location and you can google it. The interior is modeled off of what the interior of Gold Club SF is actually like! (More on that in a minute)

Like in a strip club, there are dancers. And not just random chicks. Actual name-brand porn stars! Christy Mack, Alexis Monroe, Kendra Lust, to name a couple. You can run up and down the street and look around. The level design here is solid, and I didn’t fall off the world into oblivion like on some other early adult VR games I tried, though it is still officially in beta.

The Software and Setup

Now, keep in mind, it’s still a beta and there are a couple of bugs that will probably be quashed shortly. This VR porn game was designed for the Oculus Rift, but it worked just fine on my Vive… Well, except for a control issue. Basically, don’t teleport anywhere or use the “grab” buttons… If you do, the camera height gets all wonky and you’ll feel like a midget. Just restart the game and don’t hit the buttons again. 😛

These are the current controls, and from what I understand, will probably be changing in the future to make them feel more natural for Vive wands and fix the camera height issue. Feedback + Responsive/Good developer = win!

Testing out the balls physics

But It’s a Real Strip Club in VR!

And as with any VR program, the first thing one must do is try and punch the bouncer or guard in the nuts… Needless to say, the focus of this game was not on the bouncer’s response. Or interaction with his nuts. Sadly, he just stood there and took the abuse instead of crumpling like a rag doll…

Inside The Club!

This is where I met my arch-nemesis for the day: the computer terminal. I repeatedly failed at logging in, it was some tragicomedy. It’s also the place where, thanks to SteamVR’s update, my Vive crapped out and began having tracking issues and controller/headset problems… But yeah, log in here and it keeps track of your progress, unlocked stuff, and club cash. Grrr @ SteamVR!

The VIP Area!

The main dance floor, stage, table, and booth area are all really well detailed right down to the drink menus, reservation cards, candles, and lighting.

VRClubz VR Version

Now, I did shamelessly steal the image from the Gold Club’s website, but check it out. Totally modeled after the actual location!

Gold Club SF real version

I couldn’t get onto the upper tier to capture the image from the same angle, however, the layout is pretty spot-on. Hopefully, in a future version, they’ll add the lighting too!

All in all, the level designers copied the location with a pretty high level of accuracy and detail. Minus the lights and strobe effects, and a fake crowd, which may end up being added later, as well as ambient music (or perhaps an option for your own MP3 playlist?) this pretty much gives the vibe that you’re in early and you’ve got the entire club to enjoy all to yourself. And why not have a look around?

One other cool thing? The game designers want to add in additional strip clubs from around the world! I’m voting for the White Lion in Bangkok. (Hangover 2 was hilarious.)

Looking Around the Club.

A mysterious door? To where does it lead I wonder? Well, apparently it leads to a bathroom!

And a spacious one at that. Given the size of the club, and its occupancy rating, I suspect this may not be entirely accurate due to sanitation codes in the city and whatnot… Something tells me that they probably have toilet paper in the actual club.

The “hard water” marks may be entirely accurate, though… But hey, it just goes to show you the level of detail that these guys have put into the object and model design.

BRING ON THE BABES!

So, after looking around, we find a seat, sit down, and enjoy the show!

First up on the stage was Kristy Mack. I don’t know the other chick’s name, but she definitely had a nice set of tits. Had to reach up and try to give them a bit of a squeeze. Looking at the stage and background, it’s also pretty obvious that this was taken and modeled straight out of the actual club. One thing that was really nice about this was that the girls, being pros, didn’t make any noob mistakes. They never leaned so far forward or got so close to the camera that my eyes tried to cross.

Tipping!

The program’s free, the basic dances are free, but if you want the clothes to start coming off and piling up, you’re going to have to tip the dancers. Just like a real strip club. And just like a real strip club, you can make it rain if you feel like it!

Make it rain

There were more floating bills, I was just a little slow catching the picture. Honestly, I was paying a bit more attention to how the virtual dancer was interacting with the VR pole. Which brings up another point. The interaction between the dancers and the VR environment is really accurate. Maybe the stuff was done on location? Who knows?

Sadly, there was no way to troll the dancers and fish a dollar across the stage and make them come crawling… But that’s kind of a dick move anyway.

Background TVs

So, we can see some TVs in the club in the background, and there’s a bar there too. So what do those do? Sadly, nothing yet. Hopefully, however, a future release will allow you to either call up specific girls at the bar or select/order them or specific dances on the TV. As it is, you kinda have to wait for the girl to finish her dance and explode before the next one arrives…

The strippers explode into dazzling lights

Yes, the girls explode into a shower of light and sparks at the end of their dance and a new one shows up Star Trek style. It’s a much better transition effect than a simple fade out and it looks pretty snazzy in VR.

Fun Bugs and New Technology

Putting real people into a virtual reality environment as an additional 3d actor rather than just a flat tile or 2d stamp like in Duke Nukem requires a bit of an involved technique. It used to be with greenscreen tech you only had to worry about a single point of reference and the lines from one point of view.

In 3D, green screening a model into a VR environment requires an entirely different method of calculating what to crop and how to get the angles right and compensate for distortion based on the differences in the images between cameras. And so, we end up with CGI stuff like this.

Green Screen fun

I point this out as a bug because it’s merely a calibration issue. You can see through her pants to the bills on the floor, and through her hair to the wall behind her in splotches. It’s basically just a wardrobe or backdrop color issue where the backdrop color is too close to what she’s wearing. Easy fix? Get her naked. 😀

Also, with regards to the 3D green screening issues, if you look at her waist, on the left, just above her shorts, you can see what looks like a granny flab roll. This is an optical illusion caused by using the 3d cameras on a greenscreen.

Not all of the models suffer from this effect, but some do more than others. I couldn’t easily figure out what causes one model to be more susceptible to it than another, but I’m thinking it may have to do with focal distance more than color. I’d love to shoot some VR porn sex rather than just write about it, but alas… Who am I kidding, I’d be happy with a good 3d 180 camera setup to play with and figure out. Pornstar’s optional but welcome… I digress…

Final Thoughts.

Do you like VR?
Do you like titty bars?
Do you like hot chicks dancing?
This may just be the perfect thing for you!

Even if it’s not yet perfect (again, this is still a Beta Version), this is still an excellent step forward in virtual reality porn and 3d video technology. Further, it’s also being developed by an experienced team with people that have worked for years at a name-brand studio that has proven time and time again that they can deliver. Add to that the name-brand porn stars, and you end up with a solid product that you can expect to get better with time.

Most of us keep a listing site on hand so we can keep an eye out for new sites to check out. It’s also an easy way to keep track of a lot of different sites without having to fill up a folder of bookmarks.

ThePornDude is one of the biggest and best porn directory sites. It’s been around for years and has developed a leading reputation.

If a site is on here, you can be pretty confident it’s a high quality site. Unlike most other top site directories, ThePornDude is very selective about which sites it includes.

It’s not spammy, doesn’t have ads cluttering up the screen, and keeps itself going off of directing traffic. This means you get the info you want, without any hassle or stupidity. It’s been a pretty standard go-to for a long time and it’s a good way to find new sites. Better than a search engine in many ways.

This was really the first studio out there making Virtual Reality Porn before it was the popular thing to do. They’re basically a production powerhouse and always have something new.

While they seem to have stuck with the 180-format, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. They found something to do, and they did it well. Only having half the pixels, they can easily have twice the quality (which is a huge difference) of a studio putting out a 360 video at an even smaller file size. This means less of a wait when you want to watch or download something. The fact that they are a dedicated vr porn service means their stuff is a lot higher quality than you’re going to find at many other sites.

VRBangers puts out a lot of 180 and 360-degree video, and it’s all high-quality stuff. Not just the video quality, but the girls too. They still are one of the only studios putting out 360 videos in true 3D.

As they’ve grown, the girls have gotten hotter, and the quality has gotten better. They are a solid choice for a steady flow of new high quality videos in both 180 and 360 formats.

As you can tell from their name, they are all about 360 videos. VirtualPorn360 has more pure 360 porn videos than any other site.

They feature mostly Latina porn stars, and many of them you can’t find elsewhere. The cool thing here is that the bit rate is quite high so their video looks a lot better than what you’re going to find on some of the other sites. This is especially important considering that these are 360 videos.

Like I said, everyone has their favorites and their go-to’s. Check out ThePornDude, and don’t head straight for the top 10’s. There’s plenty of variety out there and being able to find something other than what you watched the day before is kind of nice. You’ll see why I use it to find new stuff to watch…

Pornflix and Chill…

So yeah, I was browsing around on Reddit and found a mention of this little gem which I hadn’t seen before. I decided to check it out and let everyone know whether it’s good or something to avoid. So, what is it exactly? VR porn? Sure. But not quite enough said. VRPlayerOne has really done an excellent job on this. [Cool name BTW, it’s a hat tip to the VR classic ReadyPlayerOne].

So, now that the game’s loaded…

That’s the first thing you see. TV, ass, and some side-boob peeking at you and saying HI! God bless virtual reality porn creators right? The models keep developing and looking better and better. As do the environments. Just by taking a quick glance around at things, it is obvious that there’s already a pretty high level of detail.

The CGI virtual reality environments are large

They’re also well laid out, and you can move around them fairly easy. It would have been nice if I’d remembered the instructions on how to play the game that I forgot 5 minutes after I read them… So, walking around is basically looking in a direction and swinging your arms naturally, like you’re “walking” while holding the trackpad down. Gone are the days of pressing a trackpad and teleporting, this game’s gonna exercise your whole arm. No more overly beefy wrists. Anyways, cool thing. There’s wind coming in through a window and you can see a curtain blowing in the breeze. Nice little extra detail there.

The models themselves are pretty detailed.

The environment model is not the only one detailed. The girl, too, and it also features facial tracking. Move around and she’ll turn her head to look at you. While the expression is a little creepy, it’s still a very early alpha and given how well things are already moving, I feel pretty confident that we can expect things to get even better before it’s finished. No, that lump on her thigh in the picture isn’t a glitch, it’s actually her elbow.

And yes, you can change the boob size. From flat to HUGE!

More than boobs, though!

One of the newer and more novel features of a lot of adult vr games is the ability to interact with the models. In a lot of the early games, you could put your head, your hand, or an object you’re holding right through their body and just clip right on through. This game though has collisions. Meaning you CAN’T clip through the model… At least, not easily. Check out what happens when you “grab” an ankle!

Finally, a game where not only can you grab an ass or a tit and stretch it, you can grab an ankle and move the leg, grab a wrist and move an arm. And then forget the button that lets you “lock” the model in place and you get to watch everything spring right back where it was…

Yeah, just grab the back of her head and bend her on over. Show off what she’s got to offer and then realize, you forgot to pick up the pink dildo back up that you dropped on the floor earlier.

Speaking of the pink thing!!!!

Apparently, this dev discovered a way to “lock” the dildo in position on the controller and came up with a rather novel use for it. Stick the controller in your belt, grab/position the pink dildo and lock it in-place where your dick would be, and then run around the environment with your pink thing hangin’ out. Run back to the chick, bend her over, pick a hole, and have at it! Even better if you line your favorite sex toy up where that hole should be, right? Just don’t put it on the counter next to the blender.

So, a poseable body, a full collision mesh, and the ability to grab, to move, and to interact with pretty much every limb on the model. Is there more?

Not just more, there’s MOAR!

For starters, there’s this camera thing. Pushing the little round button on your controller above the trackpad cycles through some options. One of them allows you to teleport to this camera. Why is that important? Because if you want to sit on the couch, you can put this camera anywhere and warp to it, which is great if you don’t want to get off the couch.

It’s not the only thing you can do. There’s a ton of different options for poses, a couple for breast size, a dance, a setting to make the girl face you and then a setting to un-fuck reset the model to its original position. You’ve got two different dildos to use, one for each hand, you’ve got two hands that can interact with the model, and of course, the left “hand” can also lock the dildo in a set position in relation to the controller to let you have a bright pink cock that you can thrust away with should you desire to try. That’s a pretty good deal for a couple bucks supporting the guy on Patreon.

But wait! There’s more!

(Had to do the Billy Mays thing…) But, seriously, you can pick up the TV remote that’s sitting on the table next to where the girl is standing and use it to control the TV and change what’s on… Now granted, it’s a bunch of pornflix, but hey, finally some truth in advertising for a change!

Final thoughts…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. VR porn is going to become what we allow it to. If we don’t support the indy devs that make the good shit long before the studios do, we’re only going to be screwing ourselves over in the long run. That being said, this is one dev worth supporting. As it stands, his program works, it looks good, runs great, (even on a 970gtx according to one user) has a TON of features, and isn’t anywhere near where he wants it to be, completion-wise, so there’s bound to be a lot more coming in the future. Room-scale virtual reality porn games are on their way. They’re getting bigger, better, and there are more and more people creating them as the technology becomes mainstream. Now, all that being said, here’s the link: VRPlayerOne’s Patreon page and Pornflix and Chill!

Furry Porn is Yiffalicious.

So, first off, what is furry porn? It’s not a bunch of fat hairy people going at it in some sweaty greaseball of floppy sex. It turns out it’s actually well animated sexually attractive cartoony human-animal based porn without being all super creepy bestiality. The models retain humanoid shape and features to the point where you can identify them as humanoid, yet retain enough animalistic features to where you can tell someone is a fox, giraffe, cow, rhino, dragon, etc.. Ever fantasize about being a big strong bear gettin’ it on with a feminine sexy deer? This may just be your thing!

Internet Rule 34,

Clearly states that porn can be found on the internet for any conceivable subject matter, we can see that it’s finally being applied to VR Porn. And while thus far it’s been out of the main spotlight, I’ve finally managed to dig into the dark recesses and bring it to light. Thus, I bring you Room Scale VR Furry Porn… AKA, Yiffalicious. Honestly, I know two things about furry porn. Jack, and shit… And Jack died in a car accident before I was born so I never met the guy… But, apparently, furry sex is referred to as Yiffing or something like that? I don’t know. Anyways, the people who are into this stuff are pretty damn dedicated to it making SERIOUSLY impressive live action suits and whatnot, so it was only a matter of time before it broke into the Virtual Reality Porn scene. And without further ado, here they are…

Right off the bat, you’re dumped into a medieval looking castle scene straight out of the renaissance fair. If you look around, you’ll see crisp clean textures and a seriously easy interface. No touch controllers yet, though, so that kinda blows. Maybe a future version will have them. The mouse works for now.

The main menu.

The menu is stupidly easy to use, although some of the finer points of the interface are kind of buried. The help tab explains pretty much everything, though, and there’s a nice little option to recenter the VR, which is good. Actually, it’s pretty great, because if you don’t have your headset adjusted just right when you fire up a VR program, it can make for an annoying experience.

Installation.

Installing the game is easy, you simply go to this link here, pick whether you want the 32/64 bit package, download, make a folder and extract the archive into the folder in order to install it. It really is just that easy.

Like I said, the help menu explains pretty much everything and most of the controls are pretty standard FPS fare. There are a couple things in here that can be useful though so try not to forget the little details. Eh, the menu is so easy to get to, it doesn’t matter if you do.

Looking around

You’ll notice a lot of very crisp clean textures. It’s obviously not hyper realistic, but everything does have a nice clean look to it. Movement is best done seated because there are no touch controls yet, hence no teleporting around. Everything is mouse based… Heh.. Funny… Mouse-based, furry porn… I digress.

It’s almost insane how much community created content is available. The guys who have chosen to back Yiffalicious have taken this very seriously, and it shows. The community appears well organized and kept up to date on all of the newest features that are constantly being updated.

I mean.. Mother… Of… God…

The number of different scenes, models, interactions, and backgrounds is huge here. You could watch 1 scene a day for the next 11 years and not run out of content. 4087 scenes as of 3/7/2017 and more scenes will be added as time goes by.

There are several scenes and backgrounds, ranging from the medieval, to the high-tech apartment, to a deserted island with a boat on it… And because it’s community-based, the potential to add more locations is strictly based off of whoever decides to make whatever on any given day.

The physics…

This phrase about sums it up… “Configurable ass-waves”… They have configurable ass-waves… Flopping titties, speed, depth, force, bulging bellies from over-penetration. All of that is irrelevant when compared to configurable ass-waves… While the pictures don’t do the virtual reality program justice, the fact that the ass-waves are configurable… Should speak volumes. But in all seriousness, the vagina’s stretch convincingly around ridiculously massive cocks, the breasts bounce without looking like jello, and tails have a bit of movement to them as well.

More configurability!

And for content creators, apparently, there are even more things you can do. Start off chilling on a couch as a dragon fucking a nice sexy big-tittied dragon and slowly start pumping her full of jizz.. Watch her stomach grow, and grow as you shoot load after load into her…

Will she pop? Will she lean forward and fart-blast the sticky white stuff all over her partner? Who knows? You’ll just have to find the scene on your own, watch it, and find out.

All in all,

Yiffalicious is free. Enough said. That automatically makes it worth checking out. That being said, they do have a patreon page set up, and they are run off of patreonage. The main website says this program is for the Oculus Rift only, however it did work just fine with my Vive. Perhaps they mean that the rift has touch support whereas the Vive doesn’t? I don’t know, I don’t really care. While snowballing, space docking, futa porn, and gay stuff among others aren’t exactly my things. The sexy dragon, and fox chicks with big tits? Eh, still not so much, but whatever… I can appreciate a nice set of curves, and bouncing tits, even if they are a bit hairy. However, for VR porn, and a room scale experience in particular, this sure has a hell of a lot of content, especially considering it’s free and community created. As bizarre as this is, I’m probably going to play around with this and see if there are any decent striptease scenes. I haven’t found one yet, but with a good 4,000+ more scenes to check out, who knows…

What really blew my mind…

The level of patreonage and the artistic skills of the people involved in creating this project is huge. They’re also following a roadmap which is pretty easy to keep track of and you can see definitive progress on their project. It seems every few days they’re fleshing out something or getting some other part of the software updated. Clearly, there’s a huge community that’s absolutely devoted to this stuff, and some pretty talented people working on it behind the scenes. While I have heard of furry porn before, I never really imagined it was such a big thing. Since VR is the perfect place to explore fetishes and experience things that just can’t be experienced anywhere else, to them, I would simply say, Yiff on guys… As weird as it may be, we’re all brothers in VR.

EgirlVR

Egirl VR is a room-scale adult VR game experience that promises to let you watch a sexy and classy young lady in a number of different scenes performing several different acts. So, naturally, I decided to check it out and tell everyone about it. At least that was my excuse for checking out some porn today. So why not?

Egirl VR starts you off with a short demo of their software. I looked around on their site for some info about getting it but I didn’t feel like signing up and registering with them. Apparently, that’s the only way to find out what it costs to buy. However, I’m going to just assume that it’s about $20, which seems pretty standard. That being said, the download itself was very easy to find, and it finished quickly too, which was nice.

Starting off…

The experience is at a menu screen which allows you to choose from the different scenes that you can watch. Because I didn’t register, I didn’t get a lot of choices. The good news is that the download was pretty small and it didn’t take any time to grab and install. I had a difficult time figuring out the controls as I didn’t notice any documentation.

The controls.

Left grip = float down, right grip = float up. Left Trigger = backwards, right trigger = forward. Simple enough, left touchpad moves the menu selection and “chat” selection around. The right touchpad UP accepts the selection. Left and right on the right touchpad pan the camera around… Seriously, before we get to know Alys, we ought to know how to stumble around the experience.

So, floating in…

Starting off in the experience feels a little odd because you don’t start off on the ground, you’re floating in the air while you figure out the controls and which hand each controller is supposed to be in. Speaking of controllers, they aren’t modeled here. That’s good in the sense that they don’t get in the way, but it’s also bad if you have to set one down.

The room textures are crisp and the environment is pretty simple. One thing you’ll notice right away is the female voice. Alys is apparently pretty talkative. She prattles on for some time about the different things that the Egirls offer and what she does in some of the other sessions. It gives you plenty of time to check her and the environment out. There’s even a window with a small tree outside of it for background scenery.

The details on the model and the textures for the skin and hair were pretty decent. Everything looked good and I couldn’t see any glaringly obvious issues where the body came through the clothes.

The head tracking did work and she will turn her head slightly to “look” at you. The body physics were decent and with the animations, there were no noticeable creasing at the waist or popping of the knees, legs, or other joints that I saw.

The breast physics didn’t seem to be too jiggly, but then again the breasts weren’t exactly huge. Towards the end of her little speech on why you should register with Egirl, she does give you an option to have her take her shirt off. Sadly, the bra stays on. I guess perhaps I should have picked up the registered version if I wanted to see more.

Black Vinyl Undies…

I really should have expected them given the demo videos and other scenes, but I was really hoping for a bit more skin. The demo allows you to continue looking at her, but aside from the occasional twisting movement or leg stretch, she doesn’t go anywhere or do much of anything.

So, if you’re going to be stuck looking at someone who doesn’t move around, why not check out the ass? The one nice thing about her not moving all over the place is it keeps you from having to run around the room.

Aaand yeah, it was cool to see that the nails apparently are modeled onto the fingers and are their own objects. That’s nice to see because it’s a little detail that a lot of others tend to either miss or just skip altogether. Seeing that makes you realize that they took the time to flesh out the small stuff too. The detail and curvature on the ass weren’t bad. The detail on the jeans was pretty good and even included stitching. The face model is smooth and hardly shows a hint of blockiness except for just a little near the nostril.

There was, however, a slight problem with the demo map. Apparently, you can walk right out the window and fall through the floor, resulting in the entire world slowly shrinking away as you fall forever into oblivion. That happened… While it would have been nice to have been able to check out some of the other scenes and areas, this was just a demo. Having seen some of the pictures of the other places, and seeing the amount of work that’s gone into what’s essentially a simple starter area, it’s pretty clear that the demo just barely scratches the surface.

Whoops, fall off the world!

The Verdict…

I’d recommend this one. In its present state, it’s worth the time to register (Honestly, I should have just done it anyway, but I was being lazy) and if I had spent $20 on it? I think I would have felt like I got my money’s worth. There’s quite a bit more than what’s in the demo to see, and the visuals are pretty good. Add that to the fact that it’s voiced pretty awesomely, and it’s enough to seal the deal for me. A demo is all about showing off what you have to offer, and in this case, I see tits, ass, and room scale virtual reality porn. I’m sold. Most guys turn the volume down on VR porn so they A) don’t disturb anyone else, and B) can hear what’s going on around them and avoid an incident, or C) don’t want to hear a bunch fake moaning. However, this experience makes you want to leave the volume on, or at least use headphones so you can interact with the character a bit.

You can try the demo free with the above links, and if you like it, you can purchase the full version on the official EGirlVR site.

A REAL game with porn is finally coming our way!

Okay, first of all, hold up. I’ve mentioned some other games that are clearly intended for porn, that obviously work with the Vive and Rift. CM3D2, Honey Select, VR Titties, La Douche, and several others. So why does that statement sound like this kinda backtracks over all of them? Well, first of all, this is an actual game; it’s not all about porn, pussy, sausage, fucking, or what have you. It’s a game first, and a soft-core porn second. Conan Exiles is the bastard offspring of Ark and Rust. It’s in early access on steam, so there’s a lot of stuff missing, so it’s not really even a game yet, right? Wrong… At this point, it’s developed enough to where you can run around, meet the locals, murder them, enslave them, SACRIFICE THEM TO THE GODS, or if you’ve got the munchies… Eat them… And you can do it all butt-ass naked… That’s right, big dick swingin’ in the breeze while you leisurely stroll over dismembered corpses, or huge tits bouncing around as you run across the desert or through a jungle swinging your ax! Or, perhaps you prefer the opposite… Beefcake with a baby dick? Tiny chick with a flat chest? Whatever floats your boat…

Starting off with Character Creation.

Character Creation is pretty standard – height, weight, physical features, etc… You can change the face, hair, eyes, nose, and all the generic stuff. Pretty much everything you’d expect.

You can even change how big your character’s pecker is! That’s right folks, your own personal Conan can be a well-muscled, well-hung raging barbarian full of testosterone who has come to crush his foes and set right the evils of the world… Or he can have a baby dick that doesn’t even hang past his balls and just want revenge on the world for a lifetime of ridicule! Enslavement, human sacrifice, murder, and cannibalism are just another day in life. You decide!!!

But wait, there’s more!

Of course, there’s more! I don’t know about you guys, but sometimes when I roll RPGs, I get tired of staring at man-ass, so I play a female character. You get pretty much all the same standard sliders here, but I’m only going to cover the only one that matters. TITTY SIZE!As you can see, you can have flappy little chimp tits or full-sized melons… Or anything in between… Maybe you want to play the sultry queen who has come to liberate the realm… Or maybe as the angry feminazi who hates the world because she keeps getting mistaken for a dude. Who knows?

A character made, let’s play.

I do like the shape… But apparently, I’m a criminal… Strangling a money-lender, freeing slaves, and breaking the 4th wall? Yeah, I can live with that. The intro is kinda snazzy, and there’s not much VR to do yet because everything’s been menu-based so far. Time to spawn in… And listen to a long story about random stuff that I’ve already forgotten.

Well, I was going to start collecting stuff… But hell with it… I’ll just stare at my toes for a bit… No nail polish? Damnit, my tits are in the way. 😀 Ahh, voluptuous barbarian problems… So, it was at this point that I began my journey into the unknown area I was dropped into. Needless to say, there were freaks and monsters-a-plenty that I won’t bore you with the details of. It’s all pretty standard RPG fare. One nice feature this game does have is animal life. Rabbits, deer… Stuff to hunt that doesn’t necessarily fight back… Go forth, murder countless irrelevant mobs, collect loot, build some random stuff… Of course, there’s a 3rd-person view. Sadly, the camera seemed to be locked with regards to where you could view from… But it’s still a nice view.

And RAWR! Barbarian pussy! Oh, the things I’d been missing in the free cam mode… Now, that being said, at this point, I’ve progressed semi-decently into the game. I’ve got a supply of iron, medium armor, and a nice little 2-story built… I know I mentioned something about slaves earlier and I had just gotten to the point where I’d captured my first and had her on the “wheel of pain” monkey-training device, and was hoping to turn her into one of my first “dancing girls.” Yeah.. That’s right. Capture and enslave naked chicks and then make them dance for you in your throne room.

Epic lifestyle, right?

Well, it’s not as easy as you might think and pretty damn time-consuming. This game has a whole subsystem devoted to “Thralls” aka slaves… And yeah, you’re going to need some. There’s things that need to be crafted that take forever and a day, and without a thrall to do the work, you’re going to spend that forever and a day crafting stupid little stuff that for whatever reason is way too important for the big stuff. Anyways, wheel of pain aside, and waiting on the “thrall” to be broken on the wheel of pain, which takes a while… I’ve finally got my very first “slave.”

My first Slave….

So yeah, I was a little disappointed with this catch. An anorexic chick in a loin cloth… And she can’t even dance… Sadly, each of the thralls seems to have a pre-set “class” specialty as far as what they’re good at, and it’s still too much of an Early Access title for me to be able to issue her orders or equipment. However, she did make a nice guard. Hopefully, FunCom will get things developed rather quickly and you’ll be able to assign them to various tasks or re-train them. That being said, there are several tasks they can do – smithing, leatherworking, woodworking, cooking, archers, guards, dancers. I really wish that games like space engineers, mine craft, and other RPGs had capturable slaves that could be set to perform some stupid task, even if it’s just standing around. Those games really start feeling “empty” after a while because there’s no one else there. Conan Exiles does not have that problem, and it’s a nice, refreshing problem not to have… Side note, apparently the NPC’s without weapons are the priests/dancers that you want to KO and capture… Now to go find one or two… Dozen…

But… This doesn’t seem like Porn. Or VR.

That’s slightly true. But mostly false. This is a game where one could quite easily build their own mead hall and staff it with naked big-tittied chicks dancing in a perpetual barbarian rave. To me, having 10 or so naked women dancing on the table while you walk around and enjoy the show in your room makes for a pretty decent porn experience. The fact that there’s actual gameplay that’s enjoyable? Yeah. I’m sold on it. The best part about this game is that it runs off the exact same engine that ARK does. ARK is getting native VR support (slowly, but it’s happening). That means that it will work on this game as well. Now, I did end up with a “free” copy before buying the game on Steam, and interestingly enough, that “free” copy launched Steam VR and woke up my Vive every single time I turned it on. Now, that “free” version is a 21gb download. Yeah, 21 gigabytes… And it’s still got quite a few issues. Or, you could do like I did and run it in VorpX. Turning on the free camera lets you go pretty much anywhere, which is nice because as the game does not have “proper” VR support yet, the head tracking is a bit wonky.

The Verdict… It’s a 50/50 right now…

In its current stage, most people will be quite happy spending $30 for it. You don’t get anything special, there are definitely features missing from the game, and it’s an early access title. However, for those that are willing to spend money on an underdeveloped game that’s getting near-constant updates, that may or may not break your saved files and worlds. This may be a good waste of cash for you. One thing to note, though. Playing this game on the “standard” settings is a bit frustrating. The number of resources it takes to build anything is pretty high, and the collection rate and XP gain rates are both pretty slow. I’d highly recommend finding a friend to play with or turning the server settings for XP gain and resource drops way up. Combat is intense and brutal and even at higher “levels”, you can still find yourself as a recipient of your ass if you make stupid decisions fairly often. The butt-naked avenger without any armor is going to have a fairly short lifespan, especially against archers. Now, if you’re a half-way decent shot with a bow and you play with a bit of strategy luring your enemies in by tagging them with the bow? You’re going to have an easy time butchering nearly everything in your path. Well, except for perhaps skeletons, dragons, or the “bosses” in the game.

If you enjoy tits and ass,

As well as some dancing, good music, the Conan movies, RPGs, light city building, etc… This is a great early access title. Might as well get it while it’s new. Hell, I bought Minecraft back before Redstone was implemented. I’m not saying that this will be the next “Minecraft”, but I’ve seen what a game can turn into when the devs are serious about making something worthwhile. Besides, name another game you can run down a naked dude and pound him into a bloody pulp… Those nuts offend me… I must smash them… With this club…

VR has been out long enough now to where programs keep moving farther and farther along. One such program is VR Titties. VR Titties started off as a cheesey VR sex experience but has grown immensely since 2015. The developer has put a lot of time and energy into this project. Not only has he done that but he’s also taken a lot of feedback from his fanbase and incorporated it in to the game. Install on this one is a breeze, simply download, unzip, and extract.

Now, I mentioned changes over older versions. For starters, the interface has been improved significantly over the last several updates and versions. Now, you actually start in a room with your characters. You can look around and see what they look like at the main screen. You can also modify them much more and with more depth than you could in previous versions as well.

This is the main screen and main menu of VR Titties.

The interface is easy to interact with.

The buttons are large, clearly labeled, and interacting with things is done through a slider system which makes the experience REALLY easy to manipulate. On your right controller on the touchpad, you’ll see the letter M, which brings up and hides the menu. VR Titties is definitely a room scale experience. You’re free to get up and walk around to view the action from any angle. In the main screen, you can use the right touch pad to rotate the models as well to view things from different angles.

The characters are both in your view at the start, and you can customize any number of options. Weight, muscle mass, hair style and color, breast size, pitch, angle, facial features SOOOO MANY OPTIONS!!! While the options for the male model are far simpler and less involved, they’re still pretty capable of making significant changes to the model..

As you can see, the male model is pretty bland, I don’t know about you, I’m here for titties, not sausage though, so I’m actually pretty happy with the model itself. Thankfully, for people like me, there’s an option to make the male model invisible.

But half the fun is adjusting things!

And what wonderful adjustments there are to be had… Massive tits, thick ass, thin waist.. The problem with going overboard, is that this game REALLY allows you to go overboard. Which is great, who wants realistic proportions anyways? Turn the dude in to a chunker, make the chick’s tit’s so big she’s going to have back problems, its all good!

Just remember, things work both ways.. You can make things fat, or you can fulfill your fantasy of making a twiggy little crack whore with no tits to abuse… Either way, like I said, half the fun sometimes is just playing with the sliders and making the most screwed up set of mismatched mongoloid characters to ever walk the face of VR earth.

Thinking you want a nice pregnant chunker who’s so fat you can’t see her arms? Feel free to make that too! Just blast some Fat-sweaty-betty by ICP, grab a bottle of Faygo and you’re good to go!

Someone seriously needs to get this chick a burger!!!

But enough about that….

Well, there’s still no easy “reset” button to get the models back to default, but that’s okay, because customizeable women are the way to go..

On to the game!

Finally making the decision to load a scene gets you a selection of rooms and whatnot. Definitely a lot more detailed than the older versions of the game. The rooms are well laid out and the environment comes with plenty of detail. It also seems like story mode is finally working, because when the characters ask you a question you can actually shake your head or nod to answer yes or no and the game gets its response off of your head movement. I mean what’s next? Voice response? There’s a couple programs out there that already do it, so it’s not too far fetched to think that it might actually make it in to this one. Especially with the custom story lines option, which is another feature that this game has that many others don’t offer. I did not get into making a “story”, because I really didn’t give a rats ass about a plot. Then again, perhaps I should go back and do one, just for fun..

The actual positions and animations of the sex scenes are pretty run of the mill and aren’t anything too novel or exciting quite yet. They’re generally pretty run of the mill positions as far as sex goes. Piledrivers, sideways sex, of course there’s a boob job, this IS VR TITTIES after all. But there’s always plenty to see and do

The wands allow you to move around, snap back to the male model’s “head” position, change speeds, positions, ect. All in all, pretty standard stuff and nothing terribly groundbreaking as far as controls or animations go. Probably by far the nicest apparent feature of the controls is the way the controllers are mapped out and you can always find the menu button. The game also makes good use of the haptic feedback as well.

Now, let’s talk about what sets this apart and above!!!

So, I’m going to use some larger pictures here to show this off, but what truly sets VR Titties apart from the other experiences out there at the moment is the level of interaction. Most VR experiences let you grab a tit, squeeze an ass, and do a couple other minor things. Not VR Titties.. VR Titties gives you everything.. Want to move a characters hand? Go for it!! Grab the hand, drag it around and the arm will follow.. It’s far from perfect, but the ability to do it is there! So far, from what I can tell, this level and scale of interaction is unique to VR Titties at the moment. I seriously hope more developers get on this bandwagon, because it definitely takes what would otherwise be an ordinary game, and puts it way over the top and better than some games with even better visuals.

Grab the wrist, move the arm!

Another exciting thing!

The bone structure for the models is very well developed. Sure you can grab a hand and move an arm, but VR Titties really takes it to the next level. Take your wand and make her suck it… That’s right. Put it in her mouth and watch her lips and jaw open right up as you jam the controller down her throat. No gag reflex here, but hit it the wrong way, and the jaw can dislocate in a rather amusing fashion. As can the arms, legs, head, and tits.. While it’s amusing and definitely far from perfect, it’s also pretty impressive that the small dev team for VR Titties has the capability to model the interactions between the real world and the VR world so accurately. Seriously, some big name studio could make a killing if it hired these guys to do VR Interactivity for a full budget production game. Bethesda, yes, I’m talking about you here.. Skyrim with this level of interaction? Holy fuck! Especially with the resources to actually get the interactions coded properly and reduce the shifting or judder? Good god..

It puts the controller in the hole!!!!

Okay, so maybe I didn’t need to show off the incredible BULK’s ass, but hey.. Sacrifices must be made…

While you can’t yet “grab” the legs or feet, the mere fact that you can move them aside with the controller to get a better view speaks volumes about the development of the game and where it could potentially go from here. You look at some of the other programs that are out there that have been done with a higher production budget and turned into vaporware and compare it to this? There’s no comparison. As it stands, this is a working product. And the dev’s aren’t done!

So, final thoughts. Is this worth it?

Totally worth it. For less than the price of a freaking taco at taco bell or a double cheeseburger at McD’s, you can have one of the most entertaining VR sex sims out there right now. Where can you get it? Off their Patreon page of course. While the character models aren’t the highest poly count or the most realistic ever, they’re still adequate. What really makes this stand out is the level of interaction with the characters. Besides, becoming one of their patreons gives them the money and the motivation to keep working on the project. Today it’s physical interaction with the model, tomorrow a better-looking model, the day after that, who knows? Nothing gets developed overnight, and in VR that definitely holds true, but this is one thing that seems to be moving along quite nicely and in a good direction.

There’s also a “Desk mode” which I’m not going to give away with pictures, but imagine playing with foot tall sex dolls on your desk, and the controllers are the feet of Godzilla… Not… Not that I still play with dolls… But if I did, I can only imagine that it would be exactly like this… It’s a buck, try it out…

AliceX has made a name for itself as the leading brand in VR webcams. And amazingly, they offer free signups. I was a bit skeptical about what “free” really meant, so I did an investigation, and I’m here to report my findings.

It’s also fitting to write this article as a sort of follow-up since vrporn.com was the first site to break the news of the launch of AliceX a year go.

It’s still pretty early in development and it can be a little tricky to set up. I’ll be posting a setup guide at the end of the review because right now, we’re taking a good look at AliceX and what they offer that other webcam sites do not!

Yes, you can really try for free

First things I noticed is that yes, you get to hang out with real girls on their free signup. Though you can’t expect anything too naughty, you’ll have to pay for that.

What makes AliceX different from other cams?

Well, it’s in virtual reality to start, that’s a pretty huge difference. You interact with the girls in a 360 VR environment. You’re anchored in place, but they can get up and move around in front of you. It’s not just a bland screen or bed with a plain white wall behind it. While you can’t get up and explore the room (yet?), it does offer a much-improved cam girl experience.

Get transported to a new place in VR

Turn around and check it out. It’s a full 360 environment, and it looks good. But don’t forget to turn back and take a look at the girls either. They’re pretty cute, and seemingly all natural too! The only downside I saw with this is that they don’t have all the girls available all the time… Cause damn, some of em are nice…

Ohhh, nipples for free 🙂 Image credit: AliceX

The camera technology that AliceX uses is pretty top notch, either a Terpon or WebEyeVR, I honestly couldn’t tell which. The cams were nice and smooth and did not look pixellated. Nor did they seem to have any issues with gigantism or parallax issues. It was definitely HD. The video ran at a consistent 30fps, which was more than adequate for watching on an HTC Vive. There didn’t seem to be any dropout associated with low bandwidth either. You know, that crappy stuttering or sudden screen blur you get with some cam-sites.

The girls themselves are healthy and attractive looking. Curves without looking fat, and they don’t look like twigs. I didn’t notice any obvious scars from boob jobs gone wrong. Their outfits (free cams) do keep them covered up a bit, but “Oops” happens and that’s fun too! Anyways, if you get one in a private room, the clothes should come off pretty quickly. And of course, they do have all the basic toys. (Sorry guys, I’m not posting pics, you’ll just have to find out yourselves.) Just remember, different days, different times, different girls… Sometimes it pays to check their schedule, which IS posted, and come back another time to get what you want from who you want.

Hanging out with a sexy lingerie babe in an abstract environment is pretty cool

Setting up an account

Setting up an account is easy, and does not require any credit cards or anything other than your email address. It gets you access to 3 rooms and 3 different models. You can go in, type back and forth with the girls, chat with them, and they’ll tease you by showing you just enough to make you want to go private with them. (That’s kinda how they get paid after all) Now, the girls DO talk more than type. English isn’t their primary language, but that’s actually a lot of fun. Especially when you’re trying to talk dirty and describe what you want them to do. It can lead to some pretty entertaining and hilarious moments. Some of the girls DO speak English though, some better than others, and of course, some of them are more talkative/interactive than others, but it’s like that everywhere.

VR Interface

The VR Interface is laid out pretty well and it’s very straightforward to use. Look down to bring up the menu, then stare at a menu option until the green ball /cursor fills up. It’s non-intrusive and doesn’t get in the way and annoy the hell out of you when the girls are moving around. It does, however, blur the screen when the menu is up. If you bring up the menu by accident, it’s an easy fix. Just look away from it for a couple of seconds. The one thing I thought was lacking was the ability to type/chat with the girls in VR. On second thought, though, that’s also not a bad thing, because VR is supposed to be interactive, your hands should be free for other things, and really? Who wants an annoying text box HUD to distract them? The Vive has its own built in mic. Just use it.

Image credit: AliceX

If you absolutely DO have to type something out, though, you’re going to have to drop back to 2d in order to do it. So, get over that shyness/embarrassment and speak up. If I managed to do it, you can too. If you’re curious to see how VR will change the way cam-girls operate, this is definitely a great site to check out.

Two issues

Headless green screen fun

Number one, and perhaps the easiest to fix, is that models are inexperienced with this technology. I got a nice little dance from a headless chick with no legs…

Seriously, it was a floating pair of tits with arms and a crotch with stumps… Kinda creeped me out there for a moment… Then I thought about what I could do if women actually came that way… No noise, no way to run away, easy to store in a suitcase… Perfect… Well.. Kinda… I digress… While I do appreciate the effort that was involved in pressing tits to the camera, for that truly in-your-face feel… It just doesn’t work out very well in VR. And that’s just something that the models are going to have to learn through experience. Just how close CAN they get to the camera without fucking things up.. Depends on the girl, the camera, the position, and what they’re trying to do/show. Well, at least it won’t until it’s TRUE VR porn… But this is definitely a nice substitute in the mean time.

Hey, I know how to work a virtual reality green screen just fine!

Number two…

Setup… And this one isn’t really anyone in particulars fault… WebVR is still new. It hasn’t been released for the release versions of mainstream browsers yet. Because it’s new tech… The website instructions on AliceX.com didn’t work for me. They don’t clearly mention that you need the development branch of chromium. The link to Chromium Canary is here, as well as a couple pics on how to enable webVR… That being said, they DO tell you how to enable webVR, but they don’t mention the find feature, which really makes it a LOT easier. IF you decide to try it, here’s a handy little guide to go by. Otherwise, use Firefox Nightly like I did, and be sure that SteamVR is already running when you tell AliceX to launch in VR. Still, doesn’t auto-launch SteamVR…

Step 5. Realize that typing in “enable webVR” was the wrong search function and you just failed even harder…

Once you have Chromium, Step 1, browser bar, type in “Chrome://flags” Step 2. Ctrl+F for find, or click the button below the X and click on find. (This saves the headache of looking) Step 3, type in “webVR” in the find box, step 4, click “enable”.. Close out and reload your browser, and best of luck to you… I failed to get it working. No, I do not know why it didn’t work for me. Even after spending quite a while with it, all I got was…

Image credit: AliceX

Clearly, there’s still a few issues with chromium. Perhaps someone smarter can figure this out, but I gave up and tried the Firefox version.

Which VR Systems does it support?

I know for a fact it works on Vive and Oculus if you follow the setup (more on that later). I’ve also been assured that it works with GearVR, Daydream, Cardboard, etc.. While I would have enjoyed checking that out, I’ve got an older G3 that just can’t do it… However, even if you don’t have a VR setup, this works in 2D and is probably the best cam site around just on account of the high-quality webcam’s they use. You won’t have any problems with pixelization or crappy stuttering because of low bandwidth here.

How I made it work.

Windows 10, 64 bit, HTC Vive. Firefox

Setting up WebVR in Firefox

Step 2. Go to this link here and download the 64 bit version of OpenVR_api.dll Side note, if you’re trying to do this in 32 bit, you can, but why? OpenVR_api.dll is a file that is needed in order for steam and the vive to realize something is in VR.. Fuck it, it’s magic.. You just need it. Download it, and save the file to some place you can find it later. I chose, “C:\openvr\” and just dumped it in that folder.

Side note, don’t use the ” marks. I put them there for reference.

Step 3. In Firefox Nightly, click on the browser bar and type in “about:config”

Step 4. A search bar opens up top, type in “dom.vr.openvr.enabled” It’s set to false by default. Set this to True

Step 5. In the same search bar you just used, type in “gfx.vr.openvr-runtime” double click on it, and set it to “c:\openvr\openvr_api.dll” Or wherever you moved that DLL file to.

Step 6. Close Firefox Nightly, Open it back up, Check out AliceX.com, get into VR mode and enjoy.. HNGH! (Make sure SteamVR is running first.)

Step 7. Spin life around, bend life over, drop life’s pants, scream “WHO’S THE DADDY NOW!?!?!”, and let life be on the receiving end for a change… Just because… You know, more often than not, it’s life dicking you over with something that should work, but just doesn’t.

So… why is WebVR tricky?

WebVR isn’t just used for AliceX. WebVR is something new and challenging. It lets you do more with your Vive today than you could do with it yesterday. I did find a couple other places on the web where webVR works. It’s a development tool, still being worked on. It’s new technology, and it’s cool to see working as it’s being developed. Today it works for porn and sketchfab. Tomorrow, it could work for online web browser games on facebook. And you’re now a step ahead of everyone else on knowing how to use/get it working. That being said, for non-porn applications, here’s what people are working on with WebVR

Conclusion, should you give AliceX a try?

Yes, checking it out is free, it works, and it’s cutting edge technology. Just be prepared for a little work setting up webVR. The future of VR webcams is amazing, once the technology works well it’s hard to see how non-VR cam girls will be able to compete. The difference between watching a cam girl on a monitor vs in a VR environment right in the middle of the room is pretty amazing. It’s literally like having your own personal stripper/toy show right in your living room.

Green screen technology allows for various environments. Here’s sexy Superwoman on top of a skyscraper. Image credit: AliceX

Okay, so a while ago I found a thing called Club VixXxen by OtiumVR. Their website looks pretty well done, and they’ve done a pretty good job of keeping track of development on their game. It does look like development is a bit sporadic at times, but let’s take a look at where it’s currently at.

Starting off…

Okay, so it looks like we start off in a parking garage and WOAH! Careful turning your head, there seems to be a bit of an issue with motion tracking, turning, or rotating with this one… That being said, cool car, nice bike, and good detail and lighting. Now, it’s not a tracking issue, it’s a turning issue, it’s like the character isn’t standing where the character is standing, it’s offset. For example, I’m standing right where I started, but when I turn the camera or my head…

Woosh, my whole position changes and I clip right through objects. Disconcerting to say the least… Anyway, after getting my bearings and starting to explore It appears the whole start to the game takes place in some alleyway red-light district..

The models look pretty decent. Not quite as good as some I’ve seen, but still pretty easy on the eyes. The whole invisible assault rifle pose kinda makes me think this could end up being an entertaining FPS.. If I only had a gun..

Walking out in the alleyway, I was greeted to a helicopter taking off and some random dude standing on the roof of the far building… I missed the chopper in the pic, and it never came back, but the random dude kept standing there crouched in his pose.

Street whores and random dudes.

So, being in an alley in a redlight district, you’d expect to see a few other whores and some dudes wandering around. And there actually are a couple. This alley isn’t a completely abandoned wasteland afterall.

The red haze is kinda prevalent here. But aside from that, there’s this random topless hottie doing her thing, and some loser doing a flailing dance outside the window who think’s he’s gonna get some.. Too bad he doesn’t know I’ve already found one nice little glitch that he can’t exploit…

With a simple turn of my head, woosh.. Right through the wall and a nice view of some sideboob and ass. Still kinda blinded by the red light.. But hey, what’s that in the distance.

That’s not a what, it’s a who.. Is that… Billy Bob Joe? No? I have no idea who this is. Just some random fat guy standing in a pile of trash who is flailing around like he’s got down syndrome. Why is he here, what does he do? Who is this most interesting man ever? I wish my invisible M4 had some bullets… So, keeping with the theme of I can do nothing except explore, I continue exploring!

The ultimate hotness!!!

Tons of games feature sexy attractive women. It’s something we know, we love, we want more of, we can’t get enough of, and lets face it.. We just straight up love.. But what kind of game decides to go over the top and feature something even better? THIS ONE!! I mean damn, this beast is so hot….

That I immediately decided I wanted to gouge out my eyes and burn the image out of my brain with fire… It was only after I’d realized where my finger accidentally ended up that I decided not to.. For sanitary reasons… But seriously, check out grandma! The bingo wings!! Those saggy tits, that scrotum like neck flap, that massive cameltoe.. And a hairstyle so natural, only Jack Nicholson can finish this quote… Okay, enough of this, people will think I’m weird or something.. I need to find a toilet to puke in…

Annnd Success.. Toilets galore… In a flooded bathroom filled with water and trash. But seriously, the water effect looks pretty decent. The trash is nice and detailed to the point where you can almost identify some of the individual peices.. Do I spot a starbucks cup? Anyways, the entrance to some random building is right around the corner, so let’s go in and have a look!

There’s a bit of stuff to see in the front room, the problem is that turning around sends you flying around the room because the point of reference for turning is way the heck off.. Seriously, I made a turn and ended up inside the elevator.. What the hell? That being said, the level of detail in here is pretty good. You can even see a pen lying on the desk. A small touch, but still, it’s there. Anyways, after finally figuring out how to legitimately get in the elevator and make it work (Still don’t know how I did.) I exited on to….

The 2nd floor!

Really, did anyone else see that coming?

The red haze is finally gone, and walking in to the main area, I was greeted with dancing strippers galore!! Oh man this was nice.. I managed to drunkenly stumble my way forward to a vantage where I could actually see one of the dancers.. Remember mind you, that the ability to turn is not defined by where you are standing.. Rather some bizzare offset point calculation that flings you around..

And blam, face first into spread legs and panties.. Oh yeah.. So I stood here a good couple minutes checking out the dancers and trying not to move to ruin the view or clip out through a wall or whatever. The dancing was really pretty impressive. Granted, there were more than a few things that didn’t line up quite right, but as far as the strippers and pole dancers go, the dances were pretty good. In the end, I just had to get a bit closer though…

Reach up, grab the pole, closer… Annnd… GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY! Seriously, when you’re a character in a video game interacting with other video game characters, they’ll let you do anything.. Try this in a real titty bar and you’re going to be in a world of hurt… God I love VR some days… Anyways, on to see what else there is..

A shark tank..

A titty bar with a shark tank.. Now this is exciting. I mean how many tittybar owners have pet sharks? And me, with no machine gun to shoot out the glass.. Well, good thing there’s 2 other options from here… Left or right.. I went left, cause I’m not right, and discovered.. Nothing.. Just an empty door that leads to nowhere.. Now, the door on the right however lead to a theater…

So, a titty bar, a shark tank, and a theater.. Alright, this place is pretty hooked up.. But the projector came on, and what’s on the screen? PORN!

I think most of us can probably admit to having seen this video before? No? Just me? Wow, that’s depressing.. Seriously? No one else recognizes this video? Anyways, cool fact, there’s a subfolder in this game that allows you to drop in video files to watch on the big screen here. So yeah, apparently you can load up any porn video you want and then come into this VR theater and watch it.. I thought that was kinda cool, just need a remote to fast forward, pause, and skip videos… And then I realized, I’m not really here to watch videos, Im in a VR game, I should be doing more VR stuff…

Private DANCES!

So, after more stumbling around and walking up a flight of stairs that led to seemingly a brick wall, which somehow ported me to the VIP area, I got to watch this random attractive woman dance around naked in a room. There’s a couch and a couple of chairs, but by this point the off center turning and rotation was starting to annoy me. I spent a few minutes watching the slutty and sexy dance before deciding that I DEFINITELY need to check this out again sometime in the future.. After they’ve fixed the offset view. The dancing was definitely good, and I didn’t notice any bone or model popping where the limbs seem to suddenly jerk or twitch.

Things this NEEDS.

The point of view definitely has to be fixed, and from what I understand that’s supposed to be done in the next update (Thank god.)

A machine gun. Or a button to “lower” your arms. Seriously, after 10 minutes even MY arms were getting tired of just staring at a guy with his arms raised..

Granny definitely needs to be shaking those bingo wings. I mean, c’mon, that’s just not something you see every day! Wait, no.. Eh… This statement was added as the result of Russian hacking..

Is it worth it?

It’s free, so hell yeah. That being said, it’s being developed by OtiumVR, which basically seems to be one guy working on this in his spare time. He’s got a patreon account set up but only a couple followers at the moment. (That may be on account of his minimum contribution is $5) Updates do not seem to be super frequent, and interaction is not his strong suit. That being said, this is definitely one of the larger and more ambitious projects by an indy dev at the moment and the list of features he wants to add are pretty nice. The dev wants to add a swimming pool, casino, and even multiplayer support and an actual storyline. Given the FPS pose, I’d even suspect he wants to add in a bit of potential gun-play with either the bodyguards or that ninja dude on the roof of the building who may or may not have buddies hiding around. Time will tell!

A Word of Warning…

This is not a review, this is a VERY incomplete program. I am showcasing the first alpha of True Villain, which may or may not even be the final name, so when I call this a “Villain Simulator” I’m just using that as a reference, because that’s my take on it, which may or may not be yours, or even what this turns in to. Further, as a True Villain simulator, this review provokes some very dark thoughts, much as I suspect the actual game will do. If you can’t handle that, move along so something a bit happier, like some my little pony porn…

Now, I call this up and coming roomscale, because that’s what it feels like. The groundwork is there, the game is being created in the same engine, in the same manner, and by the same guy, ZnelArts, that did the LaDouche experience. In it’s current state, it is a simple 3d non-VR environment that you can walk around in but can’t interact with. What it does do quite nicely however is showcase the textures, models, environment, detail and give you an idea of what this software will become IF we can drum up a bit of support for it. It’s written in the same engine that the LaDouche experience was programmed in, and the DEV has flat out stated that this is GOING to be a VR Game. Since it’s so similar to work that he’s already produced, it’s pretty obvious that it’s going to make the transition soon. That being said, lets take a look around.

Just Like Any Real Villain, You’re in a Penthouse at the top of a Building in a Large City.

The pad looks pretty nice, the textures and environment are in place and well developed. There’s plenty of detail to the environment and it looks like quite a bit of thought has gone into the layout and everything laying around. To me, that bodes well for things, because who would invest the time and effort into making a detailed environment and then not deliver? I hope, given the fact that this door is open, as the game is developed, things will actually be inside the microwave.. Or cupboard… Or maybe it is a microwave that you can put a dildo in… Given the name of this game, I really hope so, cause that’s the kind of thing a true villain would do right? Nuke a rubber dick so it gets nice and hot and ram it in the back door??… Gotta be as evil as evil can be… And this is looking like it’s going to have some truly hardcore stuff in it, which is a rarity.

Catwoman Takes Center Stage???

Black latex outfit with boots and gloves, check. Cat ears, check… I’m no expert, but yeah, this looks kinda catwomanish to me.. So… Seeing no “arms” or anything that might identify who the player is, aside from the bloody grin and purple sleeve on the stock picture, I can only assume I might be the Joker and she clawed up my curtains or messed outside her litter box and now needs a bit of punishment.. There’s a little slider control next to her that currently does nothing. Pressing E (Despite nothing in any guide anywhere saying anything about it) took her clothes off and damn…

Not bad, not bad at all. The body model was very impressive. From what I could tell the skin textures were definitely improved over the LaDouche series, and the poly count on the body appeared a little higher? Or maybe it was just because she was restrained and didn’t move around as much which led to less stretching? The pubic mound may have looked a tad high, but the crease in the armpit was really life like. Either way, for an alpha body, I was very impressed… I did spend some time watching her wriggle around and test out the restraints.

I did however notice several bugs that will hopefully be fixed in the future. I’m hoping that future versions of this game have additional models. Honestly, I’m kinda partial to Harley Quinn or Poison Ivy.. But, all considerations of getting sued for likeness rights aside, I would strongly suspect that multiple models will be available at a future date. It’s my understanding that the animations are the most difficult parts of these games. Anyways, after a minute, I decided she wasn’t going anywhere and decided to check out the rest of the stuff in the room.

That’s Pretty Dark…

A blood stain on a wall. In a high-rise apartment.. Clearly this isn’t your average every day sex-simulator why in the hell else would there be a blood texture in-game if things weren’t meant to get a little.. Red… Now granted, it’s still VERY early in development, and this could easily become the wildest and kinkiest BSDM simulator in existence, but the voices in my head tell me to hope for pure evil…

That’s Darker Still…

Okay, so… Admittedly I expected to find all manner of sex-toys around this place, but after coming up with nothing except these tools, noticing the open microwave, and the blood stain on the wall… I’m starting to think that someone finally has the balls to make a REAL Villain simulator.. There’s legit tools here, spreaders, a scalpel, tongs, a wicked looking hooked knife, and what looks to be a dental tooth extractor for some heavy duty dental work.. The kind of stuff that goes well beyond the mundane. I’m not talking about the creepy kinda capture someone with a ball-gag and rape them with all manner of sex toys, tentacles and penis in whatever hole Japanese forced-sex type stuff, but the truly dark things of legend… Like being the first to oh, I don’t know. Shave catwoman bald, hair, eyelashes, eyebrows, the works.

The kind of stuff a guy, no, a True Villain with real problems and deep seated mental issues comes up with.. Like… It puts the lotion on it’s skin!!! Or maybe like face off and making a catwoman skin mask? You know, the kind of things that make crybabies who need a safe space because words hurt and dark thoughts should be banned curl up into a ball and cry like bitches while banning very reasonable and high quality entertainment… Such as ThrillKill, Grand Theft Auto, Rapelay, or Manhunt… The kind of people who need therapy just because someone looked at them and said “BOO!”

Or maybe, because it’s such an early version of the game to where it doesn’t even have VR support yet, the sex toys just haven’t been added in yet… I can see how all manner of sex toys, ball gags, whips, dildo’s, virtual cock’s, jizz launchers, and other colorful and wacky items could be added to the game to really take things over the top. for some intense BSDM sex fun. However, secretly, the Truly Villainous part of me is hoping it’s the former. Just wanting to know what it’s like to be able to… Express myself. I digress.. Such dark thoughts, I ought to just jump out a window and let them die with me.. Speaking of which…

The view out of the window was actually pretty impressive. It really looks like there’s a whole city out there and not just a flat texture map wrapped around the room. Upon closer inspection however….

Sure, it’s night and dark out, but you can see the street lights. The roads don’t appear to have been added in, and a little traffic might be a nice, yet wholly unnecessary touch.. Speaking of things that haven’t been added in, there doesn’t appear to be any glass.. FREEDOM! SPLAT! Well, no falling damage.. Lucky me right?

Okay, so after giving in to my temptation and jumping out the window, there’s clearly some things missing.. Given the fact that I don’t think I was supposed to be out or down here in the first place, I really don’t think it matters that there’s no outside textures to the building. It’s not something you’re supposed to see.. While I’m down here though…

The city is actually pretty impressive for it’s scale and it’s detail. You can tell that ZnelArts took his time and laid things out pretty well, including adding a couple towers with some lights for aircraft. I mean just wandering around for a couple minutes was more than enough to show that this is NOT just a cheap texturemap for a city. I mean, the texture maps on the buildings are nothing fancy, but from the penthouse view? The effect is pretty good. I only spotted one building missing a roof. Front row, a bit to the left of the big window, kinda short squat and rectangular… It was so dark out in the city, I managed to fall through the city map as well..

Fare thee well cruel world… And as I continued to fall, the whole city faded into oblivion leaving me alone with my dark thoughts of how great this game could end up being if it were truly a dark masterpiece of horrific sexual violence.. Game over…

10/10 on an alpha release. Would fall through the world and be alone with my triggered truly villainous and depraved nightmarish thoughts again!

No, I don’t consider this a beta, VR support (an integral part of the game) is not included yet.

Final Thoughts

As a 3d preview of a VR game, this doesn’t disappoint. It makes me realize that as members of the VRPorn and VRPornGaming community, it’s up to us to support individual devs like ZnelArts. We don’t have a lot of options, and there aren’t a lot of guys out there willing to push the boundaries and do something new. I’m happy to say I’m one of his Patreons, and I hope a couple other people will join me in supporting the development of both this game and the LaDouche experience.

I’m not going to lie, I see this going one of two ways. Either it’s going to become one of the wildest and kinkiest sex simulators since Virtua Sex back in the 90’s which is pretty close to what this looks like, only not.. Cause Virtua Sex’s graphics were crap compared to this… Or it’s going to turn dark. Very dark, to the point of being the ultimate VR BSDM simulator, and far beyond extreme.. Quite honestly, I kinda hope it takes the dark route. There isn’t much out there that goes for pure, hardcore, unadulterated evil.. And I think the most terrifying part about it if it goes that route, is that people will find out that they secretly enjoy being the bad guy… Either way, if the early access is any indication of the finished product, this promises to be a pretty intense power trip.

What’s Coming in The Future?

Clearly, VR support is planned. Hopefully for the next release, that being said, this release hasn’t even been out a full month yet.

Hopefully, in the next release or two, along with VR support, we’ll also have the first basic sex toys, character animations for interaction, or maybe a cute fluffy kitten to stuff in the microwave and blow up gremlins style!… Or all 3? The best part about supporting independent devs is that they tend to cater to the people who are supporting them. If you want to support ZnelArts, and get access to the latest versions of everything he’s developing, click here in order to become one of his Patreons and get the latest releases! It’s definitely money well spent.

ZnelArts and RoomScale VR Porn in LaDouche – The Shower

Okay, so one of the developers who’s shared quite a bit of video on his work here at VRPorn.com has recently released an updated beta version of his LaDouche software. Is it a game? A simulator? What? To be honest? I’m not really sure. The name of the experience is French for “The Shower”.

And what better way to have a VR shower than with one of three attractive women. But, it’s just a beta, so there’s really not much to do except observe right? Wrong. In this update you can interact with the girls, playing with their tits and asses. You’re basically an invisible dude that can peep in on women taking a shower and dancing. Which is exactly what I’d spend my time doing if I died and got stuck on earth as an invisible and incorporeal being.. Hell yeah!

Installation

Seriously, like the 2nd easiest thing ever. Simply download the zip file and extract everything into a folder. It really is that simple. Running the experience is equally simple. Double click the .exe file. The experience will automatically launch SteamVR if you don’t already have it running. Just remember to turn on the controllers.

And in to the Experience…

So the experience starts you off in a bathroom. The whole room is pretty impressively detailed and the textures look nice. ZnelArts really went out of his way to ensure that the environment you’re in looks good. Even taking a close up look at the floor shows some pretty nice detail. One thing that kind of annoyed me is the fact that it doesn’t have a native 1920×1080 mode, but whatever. With the headset on, it looks good and it runs good.. For a Beta product, that’s saying something.

So, first things first, I decided to try and drown myself in the toilet…

No, seriously, here goes…

I was actually kind of impressed that there was any detail at all inside the bowel and that it was actually dark. I was somewhat disappointed at the lack of a gurgling bubbling sound effect or the presence of a giant log though.. What ever happened to easter-eggs? Anyways, after a good laugh, I decided to take a look around. The mirror caught my attention next…

An Impressive Body with Fairly Natural Movement.

Like I said, invisible man.. Now, the character body is quite impressive, not that you’re an invisible dude, but the fact that the body actually tries to act like yours would if you were moving around. Duck down, and the invisible dude crouches, move your hands close to you and the elbows bend in a realistic manner.

Grab your crotch and point to the sky? Get photobombed by a foot.. I swear that was not intentional… But, it does show that the dev put in the time to actually make reflective and shiny surfaces.. Well, reflective! The fact that the character body acts fairly closely to what yours would do in real life as you move is pretty impressive for a whole dev team, let alone one guy, and yes, it is one guy doing all the work.. Even the hands look pretty impressive and the fingers move a little when you “grab” with the trigger or grip controls.

A Realistic Female

Seriously, the girls in the game are pretty detailed. There’s definitely some texture stretching during movement, especially around the anal and inner crotch-thigh areas, but barring any extreme stretches or bends, they do look pretty good. The tits and ass do have a really nice jiggle to them as the girls dance around and do their things. Like the dancing in that video. It’s actually kind of nice to be able to sit back, relax, and just chill out while they go about their business. As of right now, the black chick doesn’t have any animations and just stands there, but hey, it’s a beta version.

I’m sure there will be more features in the next release.

A Couple Fun Bugs

So yeah, the fact that it’s beta means there’s still some entertaining bugs. Such as being able to go “out of bounds” or having super stretchy titties.. I mean seriously, I could stretch this thing out for a mile and let it snap back all day long. You’d think at some point it would snap or break, but no, it’s like indestructible taffy and you can stretch them out for like a mile.

. Ever hear the ICP song “Dating Game”? This next line reminds me of it. “I’d grab your titties and stretch ’em down past your waist Let ’em go and watch ’em both spring up in your face” – ICP. Yeah, you can actually do that here, and it’s hilarious.

Controlling the experience is really easy.

For vive users, the menu button on your left hand wand opens up this nice little menu.

It shows you all the controls, movement, grabbing, how to cycle through different modes for the girls, pause the game, and get in to the menu that allows you to modify the girls and make em look a bit different… Yes, that is an asian chick by the way, and she does look pretty cute..

So, pop open the modification window, use your right hand to grab a slider bubble, and… Ooh yeah.. Bingo wings!

Now we’re talking… Wait.. She’s thick, but there’s no wings and still looks like a bit of a toned stomach? What sorcery is this? I don’t really know, but it’s not wholly unattractive… Anyways, as far as interaction with the girls goes, currently the only thing you can do with them is play with their tits and ass. Make em jiggle, bounce and stretch. Well, you can’t stretch the ass out, but you CAN reach up an ass and pull a titty back through it…

Don’t move, this’ll only take a….

HRRRRNG!!!!

Now, for those of you wondering, yeah, I could have stretched that thing out a lot farther… A LOT farther… If I hadn’t been laughing my ass off and dropped the controller… For those of you wondering WHY I tried this? Clearly I’ve got issues.. But don’t tell me you didn’t laugh when you saw it. And don’t tell me you’re probably not going to try it..

Things done right.

Znel has really done a number of things in a top notch fashion. This experience is one of the easiest and most trouble free ones to install ever. Click, download, open zip, copy to folder, run. No annoying setup or anything, the thing just works. If you’ve read my guide on setting up CM3D2 and it made your head spin, this is most DEFINITELY a refreshing, very refreshing change. 10/10 on the install. The only thing easier is a self-extracting archive that creates it’s own folder. But seriously, don’t change anything. It’s nice to be able to hide things in a folder named AutocadProject or something boring…

The breast and butt physics are really nice. They wobble and jiggle like real tits and ass.

The motion and dance animations are really good, there’s very little “bone popping” as the arms and legs move around like in some of the other VR animations that are out there. Sure, there’s a couple spots to tweak, but overall, this was done very, very well. There’s also minimal “ass-cave in” on the hips as the girls bend and twist.

Ease of use.. Let’s face it, this experience is just REALLY easy to use. I have to give ZnelArts props for keeping things simple.

So, the things I look forward to.

Being that this is still in development, there’s still plenty of time to add in features. Among them, I personally would like to see the following in a “finished product”…

1920×1080 as a resolution.

Some higher res skin textures.

A higher poly count in some areas of the body. If you look close at the asian chick taken from outside the room, you can see some white lines where the texture meshes have separated, and I’m sure it’s the same for all girls. If the crotch areas were subdivided in to more zones for the textures, it would seem to me that textures could be mounted directly to those areas, thus reducing the “stretch” of any one individual texture and making things look a little more natural during extreme stretches. (It’s easy to be a couch critic like me when the most complex thing you can program is a .bat file.)

Boundary limits. I get the feeling I should NOT be able to walk out to the back yard. Or through the walls.. Shower door? Okay. Wall to the back yard? Not so much.

Background noise. If you’re standing right next to or in the shower, you should be able to hear it.

If “I” had a wish list…

More interaction with the girls. Slap an ass and watch em jump and look around. Don’t forget the sound.

More interaction with the girls. Use the “grip control instead of the trigger, and the hand extends a finger. Shove finger into orifice, watch it spread open farther as the finger, fist, forearm, other arm, head, and oh, just climb back in why don’t I? If I go in through the mouth, at least I won’t have to hear the humming. A volume adjustment could fix that too.

A sluttier dance animation or two with less arm waving and a more titty bar feel. I.E. More ass shots and leg spreading / lying on back with hip thrusts towards the camera.. Take $30, go to a titty bar, and enjoy. Get some ideas. 😀

But seriously, being able to slap an ass and play with the cheeks, squeeze or spread em a bit or something… Maybe flush the toilet for fun, if not just a way to drown out the humming like a volume slider.

That being said…

There’s supposed to be another update sometime in February from what I understand, and every version so far keeps getting better and adding a couple new features, so I can’t wait to see where it goes from here. ZnelArts is clearly still developing his experience and I’m reviewing a beta. It will be nice to see what his plans are for the future.. The updates and improvements just keep coming.

The question of the day, Is it worth it?

Seriously? You have to ask? Older beta versions are free. If you saw any of the videos and liked them, seriously, become a patreon and get the actual experience, it’s WELL worth it, and for less than the price of a taco? Patreon donations start off at $1 Of COURSE it’s worth it to have access to the latest and greatest releases. ZnelArts gets his funding via Patreon. I highly recommend that you guys click here and help fund him. Look at it from this point.

Most people spend about $20/mo to access a porn site, If you go on Steam, it’s hard to find a decent 5 minute VR experience for $10. This is $1, or whatever you decide to commit to, It gets you a good 30 minutes, multiple girls, and it’s definitely watchable more than once, and you’re helping to ensure the future of Roomscale VRPorn. Not those 180/360 videos that anchor you in place, but a true roomscale experience. We don’t have a lot of those out there yet, and as vive and oculus owners, it’s going to be our fault if we don’t support this stuff and it dies out, so lets encourage some development!

That being said, he is also developing another program called VillianSimulator, which I am going to be reviewing as well that he includes at the $3 donation level. It’s still pretty early alpha though, so I hope to find some more hilarious bugs. 😀

Custom Maid 3D 2. Now in Room-scale VR

First of all, what is CM3D2?

Custom Maid 3D2 is one of those pretty awesome Japanese Hentai type games. The premise of the game is that your uncle died and left you in charge of a whorehouse filled with maids. As the new curator of the whorehouse it’s your job to “train” the maids in the art of being fucked, and level them up along the way. Different types of fucking result in different stats being raised, which results in different rewards. What does leveling get you? New outfits, more money, new positions, new titles and types of maids etc..

Your maids not only have sex with you, but they also develop a relationship with you over time, misbehave from time to time requiring punishment, perform group dances and you can even get them drunk and fuck them. You can either whore them all out, or choose to make them personal maids or even end up getting hitched to one.. If you screw up making one and decide she’s too ugly, (Or not ugly enough), there IS a way to go back in to her settings and adjust them to whatever you want. That way, you’re not stuck with a maid with down syndrome that you can’t get rid off.

If you’ve read my other posts about how great room scale porn is, you already have some idea of what to expect, but for those that are new to VR Porn, the beauty of Room-scale is that you aren’t “anchored” to one single point like you are in a video. You can get up and walk around the scene you’re in from any angle. Walk up to one of your girls, walk around them and see them from any angle. Use the HTC Vive controller to lift up their skirt and take a peek. Use your imagination. The possibilities with room scale porn are pretty epic.

Great, so How do we Get it?

Well, fortunately for everyone, the guys over at Hongfire seem to have everything you need put together in ONE convenient list as far as patches go. For starters, the base game itself can easily be found on the internet. Of course I’m not going to mention torrent sites. E-bay sells copies of the game for about $70 imported direct from Japan. Why some versions are $400? Well, apparently this game is so popular over there that some enterprising company made a device which links with the game and translates your motion to in-game motion.. Personally, after my experience reviewing a Kiiroo Onyx, I think I’ll pass and keep to the $13 fleshlight knockoff. That thing is a lot better…

Anyways, I’ll just assume at this point you now have a legitimate copy of the game and have both dvd’s mounted inserted into your dvd drives.

Now, because you’re installing a game that’s normally in a different language and of course the button’s aren’t exactly in the most intuitive of spots I’ve made this handy little guide…

You’re going to have to click the above buttons to get the install started. The one up top allows you to set the install path, and the one in the middle actually starts the install. Once you have your copy installed, you need to update the game. As of now, the most current version is 1.43.1, The update patch can be found from Kiss’s website linked Here. Personally, I use the 64 bit version. Again, click the button in the red box in the lower right. another window will pop up like so, and click the lower right there.

You’ll notice that I start with the 1.00 to 1.12 version first. If you look in the box, you can see what files are being updated, and what version they are being updated to. That’s actually pretty nice, because there’s a TON of downloadable content from the game’s store and it’s easy to make sure you’re not overwriting anything that way. Once the first patch is done, then apply the 1.43 patch.. Both patches can be found here. Get this patch installed and then it’s on to the next step.

You can find the VR patch here.. Yes, this is a developer created VR patch for the Vive. It was released quietly, with no fanfare, and no one freaking knows about it! This company is WAY ahead of pretty much everyone else with regards to this. It’s not a mod or anything.

Now, the base game is pretty much installed, you may be tempted to check it out and see what it looks like. If you try and run it at this point, you’ll more than likely see this error message pop up..

That’s because you’re trying to run a Japanese game on an English based system. If you have windows 10, you’re going to need REIpatcher and NTLEA. If you have a previous version of windows, Applocale set to emulate Japanese works just fine. We will get to that point in a little bit, but for now, let’s finish getting the game playable before launchable.. I know, kind of ass-backwards, but you’ll see why in a minute.

Either way, you’ll want to install the Hongfire English patch next. That patch can be found right here. Now, I can’t really suggest much other than just letting the default settings do their thing. Yes, it’s going to tell you that some stuff is out of date. I tested this on my computer, and took the pics during the setup, to show that it works just fine. So, why install this patch? Can you read Japanese? Didn’t think so. English is nice to have on the controls and buttons. Not only that, but it uncensors the girls so you’re not looking at pixellated pussy… Pixellated pussy = hard to fap to. And most importantly, it installs both REIpatcher AND NTLEA, both of which are necessary to run this game on a non-japanese system.

You’ll notice when you installed the game, it created a few icons on the desktop. Time to go to that icon and right click on it, then go to properties and edit the ‘Target’ line.

It needs to be changed from

X:\XXXXX\Kiss\CM3D2\reipatcher.exe -c CM3D2x64_NTLEA

to

X:\XXXXX\Kiss\CM3D2\reipatcher.exe -c CM3D2VRx64_NTLEA

What this change does is it tells REIpatcher to launch the game in VR.

Now, you need to open the directory where you installed CM3D2.

1. Make a copy of ./ReiPatcher/CM3D2x64_NTLEA.ini and name it CM3D2VRx64_NTLEA.ini

This tricks the system into thinking it’s being run in a different mode so it works with steam.

2. And now, the tricky part, you need to edit CM3D2VRx64_NTLEA.ini and add VR in front of x64

AssembliesDir=%cm3d%\CM3D2VRx64_Data\Managed

Arguments=CM3D2VRx64.exe “C932” “L0411”

You need to tell NTLEA which directory to use and which EXE to run with which modifiers. In this case, the VR version.

3. Now, you need to go into the CM3D2 folder and open the ‘Managed’ subfolder from the CM3D2x64_Data\Managed folder and copy the following files to CM3D2VRx64_Data\Managed folder. It’s a simple copy and paste.

CM3D2.ExternalSaveData.Managed.dll

CM3D2.MaidVoicePitch.Managed.dll

CM3D2.Translation.dll

ExIni.dll

UnityInjector.dll

Congratulations, You Should Now be Able to Launch the Game and See Things Like…

This is the main office area, you can view it from any angle! It’s a good place to familiarize yourself with the controls and see what you can before you grab a girl and take her out to the swimming pool so you can choke her with your dick.

Of course, sometimes something goes wrong on the install and you get the stupid yotogi error and a memory access violation. When in doubt, there are several other guides around on places like hongfire, or even youtube. A game like this is well worth the time it takes to set it up right and be able to play in VR..

Final Thoughts and Suggestions

There are several dozen mods for this game. I recommend spending some time browsing the Hongfire forums and checking them out. There’s a lot of talented people making new outfits, skin textures, backgrounds, and accessories for this game. One thing to note though, once you have the game working, you may want to “save” it by backing up the files and settings somewhere by making a copy of the entire install directory somewhere else. It can save you some serious headaches later on if you download and install a mod that just doesn’t work out, or if you try and update something and it ends up breaking your game. This will give you an easy point to restore everything from so you’re not stuck trying to re-install the game from square one.

Also, there’s a TON of store content for the game. You may want to periodically update your back up version when you get a large batch of mods installed and everything seems to be working fine. Even though this is an older game, there are still a lot of updates coming out on a fairly regular basis.

One last thing…

Be sure to run SteamVR before launching the game. Otherwise it won’t load. For some reason, the game doesn’t load Steam VR automatically, no, I don’t know why. Anyways, happy gaming, now go get that debt paid off and hire some more maids!

Okay, so we’ve all seen 180 and 360 videos. Yep, they’re really impressive, but some of us find them lacking and want more. But where do we get more? Who makes it? The short answer, is it sucks to be you. Because only YOU can make room-scale VR porn. There aren’t any companies that have done it yet. Congratulations! You’re FINALLY at the cutting edge of technology and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible.

Room-Scale VR Porn

In a previous guide, I explained what true room-scale VR porn is, but for those who didn’t read.. (Shame on you), Room scale VR porn differs from 180/360 video in the sense that you aren’t anchored in the video. That’s right, you’re free to get off your ass, walk around the room, and view the scene from any angle! Lay down on the floor and look up! Bend over and put your head between your legs! Hang from the ceiling by your toes! It doesn’t matter! Yes, you can even quite literally stick your head up a characters ass and see what their insides look like!!! Your headset tracks your position and lets you view what’s going on in the middle of your room from wherever you decide to stand, hang, or lay down.. In your configured area… Want to watch porn and view it from any angle? Even from head-up ass POV? That’s what this guide is all about.

Check things out from ANY angle.. And I do mean ANY…

Or just say the hell with it and wander around the environment a bit and look at random objects… Like this table and wine bottle, it looks absolutely fascinating, I don’t care about the hot chick masturbating on the bed behind me damnit, I gotta check out this random bottle from every angle! That wine bottle is LIFE! Yeah, that’s room scale. Every object in the room rendered in 3D, viewable from any angle. Eventually, you’ll be able to pick that bottle up in a future VR game and club the hell out of that hot chick for having that squeaky high pitched voice… Or maybe just turn the sound off.

What is Honey Select?

Honey Select is a game made by the Japanese company Illusion. It’s all about creating your own virtual girlfriend from the ground up. Height, weight, skin tone, breast size, the list goes on and on and on.. Dressing them up in whatever outfit or lack thereof seems like a good idea, and then beast-fucking them.. Or slapping them around a bit, ignoring them, emotionally crushing them, or whatever. Peek in on em and jump em in the shower or while they’re sleeping. Watch them while they’re on the toilet. Make em look like they’re um… 18, and covered in gallons of jizz? What the hell? Jap’s don’t have the same stigma’s that American’s do. It’s cool to force choke a woman by ramming your cock down her throat, but it’s profane and indecent to see pussy or said cock, and therefore it must be censored? I don’t get it.. Fortunately there’s a mod that un-censors everything..

Who wouldn’t want to get titty-fucked by a cop? One of the nice things about this game is being able to make the women look like whatever you want and wear whatever you want them to!

The first thing you need is…

There’s a company out there called Illusion. It’s a Japanese company and their products are not for sale or for export to America, so ordinarily a lot of us would be fucked, and not in a good way. BUT! There’s also this thing called E-bay, or Torrents. Is it worth $90 on E-bay? That’s up to you, but after the $200 Kiiroo Onyx fiasco, I’d say Honey Select is definitely worth more than the Onyx.. Now, I don’t condone piracy, but I’m also not saying I haven’t done it. although I do avoid it whenever possible. it’s the only way to get some old school classic games that I still have very fond memories of as the companies don’t exist or produce them anymore and I don’t have a floppy drive. I’m not going to tell you how to google torrents or search pirate bay. You can figure that out. To me, it’s a great way to try before you buy, which in this case, is exactly what I did.

Image Credit: Illusion.jp

Anyways, that’s the cover of the DVD for the “game”. Pretty descriptive with the camel-toe, nipples, outfit and all right? Anyways, the first thing we need to do is install the game, and since it’s in Japanese.. Things are a little different. Now, I can’t tell you where to get the game other than E-bay or some other legitimate source, but you’ll either figure it out or buy it like I did. After I figured it out.. I support good developers and worthwhile products. It keeps them coming out with new stuff. Like VRKanojo, which actually IS going to be released in the American market sometime this year.

Basic Installation for Honey Select.

Step 1. Start the install.

Step 2. Click N, it’s the button in the middle (Pretty counter-intuitive, I know, but apparently it’s Japanese for yes.. Or maybe it’s next? I don’t know…)

Step 3. Wait a few seconds.. (Okay, maybe a few minutes if you aren’t installing from a SSD to a SSD.) Also depends on if you have enough virtual drives to host both ISO’s and have to do a “disc change”.

Step 4. Click F

Your install directory should now look like this…

Yes, I could tell you how to swap disks in the middle of the install and click ok, but if you can’t figure that part out, please leave a comment. Seriously, after unintentionally deleting all my mod’s and girls just to make this guide, I need to feel smarter than someone.. Anyone? And you should now have the game installed. Unless you can read Japanese at this point, it really sucks to be you. So, rather than let you blindly stumble around trying to get stuff to work, we now go to HongFire for patches so we can do what we need to enjoy the game..

Forward Unto MODS!!!!

Okay, so maybe the Halo reference wasn’t quite that dramatic or impressive.. But yeah, this next part is VERY necessary. You’re going to need the following mods.

The basic Hongfire patch. A word of warning. If your video card is weak, do NOT download the EMF patch. It has 4K textures which will make the game run slow as hell if your computer can not handle it. It can be found HERE

Why is this mandatory? Because.. Magic.. Look, seriously, this is pretty basic, it installs an English translation, gets rid of the Japanese uncensor, makes the dick and the pussy look right, adds in an unlocked save game, adds some more clothes, and few extra features, I have an 8GB GTX1070, the EMF patch with 4K textures works great on my card in VR. Now, you’ll notice both of these mod packs are EXE’s, not RAR’s or ZIPS. Just run it and let it do it’s thing. You won’t be disappointed.

After the Hongfire Patch, your directory should look like THIS.

Holy hell that escalated quickly… So yeah, there’s a TON of options. Here’s a quick rundown. Use the -32 EXE for any 32 bit operating system.. Come to think of it, if you’ve got a VR rig running a 32 bit OS, you really should send me all of your money.. God wants you to because you’re “special”… Anyways. Yeah, the -64’s are for the “normal people”, Not the special ones who rock.. Now, you’ll notice both HoneySelect and HoneyStudio. Studio is this really crazy thing where you can get into making poses and scenes and all sorts of other crazy shit. Pass on it unless you decide you want to learn some stuff and get really in to the game and learn about Inverse Kinematics and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff. You’ll also notice some “patched” exe’s. I typically run those and quit the game. Those are there to insure that a couple of patches install properly. The HF patch SHOULD have taken care of that, but I always double check just to be sure because I’ve been doing this a while and it’s an old habit.

And now, to make it run in VR!

So, there’s this guy, who’s made this program run in VR, and he deserves our silent respect and admiration for doing this, so take a moment to reflect on his contribution to society and the impact he’s about to have on your life. EusthEnoptEron is the man responsible for this incredible mod. He did it all on his own time and has asked nothing in return for it.

As of the time this was written, the most current version is 0.4.2. The mod comes in a simple .zip file. Installation is simply drag and drop into the honey select directory. Your Honey Select directory should now look like THIS!

Note, the HoneySelect_64VR.exe That is the only executable you will ever really care to run anymore. You can make a link to this on your desktop or just keep it hidden. This is your gateway to room scale VR porn. If you have a Vive, it will automatically launch SteamVR and run. You will want to use the steam controllers as it allows you to “carry” the menus with you so you don’t have to run back to the menu to select something. If you read the directions, you should know how to drop, pick up, and change through the menus. Movement is your standard teleportation.

Other than that, practice with the touch-pads and learn how to adjust the “action speed” of whatever selected action you’re performing on the girls. You’ll notice a heart in the round thing in the lower right corner when you’re at the right “speed”. Once you hit that speed, you’ll see a pink bar start to build. Keep the speed right, and adjust it from time to time to keep that pink heart there, and eventually she’ll have an orgasm.

I NEED MOAR!!!!

Seriously? Check out the hongfire forum. Browse around. There’s a ton of mods out there for this game. More clothes, more shoes, more toys, more locations, faces, teeth, hairstyles, etc. It takes a bit to find stuff, but the installs are “generally” as simple as downloading a zip file, opening it up and then copying the contents to the game directory. It really is pretty simple.

As long as you read the guide on how to control stuff… That is why it’s here!

Surprise! Some generous soul decided to send me a Kiiroo Onyx to do a review on! What’s a Kiiroo Onyx? It’s some kinda electronic vagina thingie that connects to your computer and lets you feel the action in the porn video’s you’re watching! Or does it? Well here’s my experience with the contraption.. As always, a TLDR version is at the end of the post for those of you who just want an answer.

So, today I got a box on my doorstep that looked like it had been beat to hell. I mean damn, what warzone did it get sent out of? There wasn’t even a return address on the box and it looked like it was a previously use, re-used, and then used again amazon box. Not a great first impression. Anyways, I opened the box up and everything inside appeared to be fine, there’s a black coffin of a box inside it with nice red foil lettering on it that said Kiiroo Onyx. The color scheme of the packaging and the device is definitely attractive.

Opening the box up, I was a bit surprised at how big this thing is. It’s about the size of a 1 liter bottle, only a cube. It’s also heavy and feels pretty solid. It was a bit scuffed up and probably should have had some sort of bag or some kind of protective plastic covering it during shipping. The fleshlight sleeve inside was ironically the only part that was actually wrapped in a plastic baggie. Oh well. Inside the box were two cards. One had a link to the online manual, the other is a registration card with a serial number. Apparently the registration card lets you get to the goodies and activate the warranty and download the “platform” whatever that is… So, off to go find the manual.

Well, the manual contains information about the device, small surprise. There’s one button on the front that supposedly does everything. As per the instructions, I pressed and held the small red power button for several seconds, aaannnd, nothing.. Great. Needs to be charged. No problem, I stuck it on the charger for an hour. Gave me time to go get the “platform software”… Well, wouldn’t you know, it’s not for the PC, instead, it gave me a link and set up the software on my cellphone.. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I was a bit put off by this. I wanted to watch VR porn on my Vive, not on my old LG G3, and I sure as hell didn’t want any extra “alerts” from some random program. So, after much contemplation and a visit to the porcelain throne thinking I’d been shafted on a freebie, I decided to google Kiiroo Platform.. What do you know.. There’s a link there to the PC version of the software to run this thing that is NOT on Kiiroo’s website.. Well, it is, but there’s no way to find it that I found, outside of google. It was at www.Kiiroo.com/Download/ and was available for both windows and mac. Before I put it on the charger, I decided to take it apart.

It comes apart really easily and would be ridiculously easy to clean. Despite the earlier issues with the software, I was pretty impressed with the design and fairly obvious quality of the device. Seriously, no instructions required here.

Anyways, I finally got the platform software, ran it, and what do you know.. Already an update for it which means you have to download it again.. Anyways, finally got the software installed and then I got the nice little error message “Bluetooth not installed”…

So yeah, back to the box I went.. No Bluetooth Dongle. This is a $200+ product, and it does not come with a Bluetooth USB dongle.. They’re $6 on e-bay. $3 from china, and $20 at Best Buy plus a 40 minute round trip drive… But there is not one in the box… Perhaps I’m a bit presumptuous, but I do feel like that should have been included as it’s necessary for the operation of the device.. I realized a day later that this is perhaps why they switched to a phone based platform rather than PC.

So, at least an hour has gone by since I’ve plugged this thing in and left to go get ass-raped, I mean buy an overpriced Bluetooth dongle at Best Buy. There should definitely be enough juice to get this thing connected and check it out for a couple minutes. Right? Well, maybe not. The light was still blinking fast which means low battery? So anyways, I figured after an hour I had enough juice to at least connect, that’s when I found out there’s a passcode to connect the device to your computer, which is of course, just like the bluetooth dongle, is nowhere to be found.

Now, one would expect that something simple like that would be in the box, or in the online instruction manual, but it’s not.. A $200 device and they can’t even tell you what the freaking pin number is.. Thankfully, there’s google, and there’s this guide. 1234. Yep, that’s the pin number to connect. So, anyways, I get the thing to launch with the platform and it immediately goes into a “firmware update” mode without ANY prompt.. Seeing those dreaded words always freaks me out a bit because it’s a great way to turn any electronic item into a really expensive brick. I instantly regret my decision not to fully charge the Onyx and feel like I just made a huge mistake. However, I guess I lucked out because the firmware update went through quickly. Just like the device reassembles. Speaking of which, yes, you have to disassemble the device to plug it in to charge.. What kind of sadist does that?

The USB charging port is the little black slot on the left.. Seriously? Underneath the sleeve? Well, I guess it keeps the unit sealed and you’re not supposed to use it plugged in anyways, so… So yeah, it was a bad spot to put the USB port. Later, after using it, the sleeve pulled out of the thing a couple of times, and there was definitely a chance for lube to get in to the charging port.

So anyways, Checking the device out in manual mode. There’s a red button that does everything. Hold it down for 4 seconds to power the device on. In mode 1, you can stroke your finger along the shiny part just above the power button and the Onyx squeezes pretty damn tight, following the path your finger takes and at the speed you go. Press the button again and it starts doing it’s own thing fast an hard. That’s mode 2. A third press of the button gets you a squeeze, a pause, and another squeeze and pause… The noises it makes.. It sounds like robo-cop trying to jerk off..

So, there’s this thing you need called VirtualRealPlayer in order to watch stuff AND use the Onyx. It’s a video player designed to sync with the Onyx and let you feel the action that’s going on the screen. There’s even a free video, and it happens to be one of my favorites… Go figure. If you have a Vive, you need to go into the config folder for the player and edit the configuration setting and change the OVR entry to SVR. It’s easy enough to find. VRmode, 4th line down. That sets it to launch SteamVR. The great thing is that the player works. Simply download and copy the video into the “videos” folder and viola! Execute, steam VR launches smoothly, and you’re on the way to watching a video in VR. I told you guys that a free version of this was coming, someone just had to make it. No more having to buy Virtual Desktop just to watch movies. So yeah, a free bonus for everyone!!! It doesn’t have all the features, but it works and you don’t have to pay for it.

And then reality kicked me in the nuts. After about two hours of fiddling around with various settings and browsing the internet, I still could not get the Onyx to work with the video player. It was extremely frustrating to say the least. Every thing available for this device is available at an extra cost. There aren’t any real freebies or demo content for it, and it does not appear to work like it’s implied to. I certainly didn’t feel any action during the video aside from putting the device in manual mode. I even tried downloading the ultra high quality 6.2gb file instead of the standard 1080. Nothing. All in all, the VR video connectivity aspect of this device filled me with soul crushing disappointment. After all the effort of trying to get this thing to work and failing, I decided to call it quits. Yes, there’s a support number to call, but they charge you for tech support. Who does that?

After failing so miserably at finding some VR Video to watch, I began looking for VR Games to play, there’s gotta be something out there right? Well, it turns out there is. Red Light Center, and ThriXXX’s Chathouse 3d. Sadly, although the games support the Kiiroo, they don’t allow you to interact with the “character”, you basically have to meet someone else in the game that has a Pearl and start a session with them. While that’s a lot of fun, it also means that the Onyx is near-useless until you actually find someone else (Hopefully female?) who’s spent a bunch of money on a Pearl. That means it basically boils down to having random webcam sex with a person’s avatar, rather than just hooking up direct through cams. Wah wah waaaahhh… Sadly, this doesn’t do it for me, because I’ve got this buddy who’s dad pretends to be someone he isn’t online and the thought just gives me nightmares… If I can’t see the person, I assume it’s a 65 year old dude…

I was about to give up all hope at this point and declare this thing a complete waste, but I did find one small ray of hope. The Kiiroo “Pleasure hub” on the Kiiroo “Platform” software did have one small link to Flicker.TV hidden away under it’s adult video’s section. In it was a link to three plain old 2d HD videos. They weren’t anything special, but they did show me that the Onyx DOES work like it should, that I had it set up right, and it’s not just a defective unit which I was kinda hoping. I did end up going on a cam site where a gal had a Pearl and got connected with her via the Onyx and webcams. It was definitely different. For a couple that’s separated, this thing could definitely keep them in touch, even though it’s rather awkward to use at first. At anyrate, the girl seemed to have fun and even offered a couple of tips on how to use it. Apparently first-time users are somewhat common. Aside from her getting naked and us fucking over the internet, we had some laughs about the Onyx and the troubles in setting it up as well as how to use it. I tipped her the rest of the coins in the account when I was done. It was a novel experience, but not one I plan on repeating.

Now, finally to test it out.. Well, the results were.. Disappointing to say the least. Not only does the Kiiroo fail to feel like a vagina, the constant whirring and “Your move, creep!” noises.. Okay, not the actual quote, but the noises were definitely enough to be a serious distraction. The device is DEFINITELY not hands free. You’re going to have to hold it in place, and if you’re under 5″, you’re going to be missing out on half the action. If you’ve got a lot of girth, you’re going to have problems with the hole and the sleeve pulling out with your dick. It did feel okay, but it certainly didn’t make me cum nearly as quick as the fleshlight knockoff did, and quite honestly, there were points I was a bit bored. Not sure if that was a result of being slapped back into watching 2d porn or the fact that it felt like I was fucking robocop with the noises or what, but I’d rate the pure physical sensation only slightly better than my hand. Yet it was far less convenient. Cleanup wasn’t bad, but it’s a lot more work than just tossing a tissue. Waiting for the device to dry, having to powder it.. Meh…

Here’s a couple of nice features. The replacement fleshlight sleeves are available for the device for less than $10 each. If you wear one out, it’s a relatively cheap fix. The online connectivity between two people is secured via a 6 digit alphanumeric passcode, so the odds of you “crossing streams” with someone are.. Well, if it happens, you’ll probably be the only person ever to experience it.. Ever.. The Onyx is also very well built, and it does NOT look like a sex toy. Honestly, it looks more like an alarm clock or one of those amazon things that you talk to. It comes with a 1 year warranty, and feels like it’s really well built.. Kiiroo’s old “Platform” is easy to use and had links to various sites and services.

The Verdict!!!!

IF, a developer would bother to mod this thing so it would work with games themselves rather than being forced to pair to another device. This thing could be awesome for games like Honey Select, Play Club, ThriXXX games, and others.

IF, the video player for VirtualRealPorn worked the way it should have with 180 and 360 video. Don’t get me wrong, the player itself works great for just watching downloaded video, it just doesn’t work with the Onyx.

IF, there was some actual content for the device rather than spending $200+ on an Onyx, and then at least an extra $20, just to TRY and find something that may or may not work with the device..

IF, there were setup instructions. Seriously, whoever decided to launch this thing without documentation needs to be fired. There’s a lot of very BASIC NEED TO KNOW information missing with this thing.

Ultimately, I was very disappointed that this device does not live up to it’s potential, especially considering it’s cost at around $200. I want to like it, the concept is awesome, but I just can’t give it a good review because honestly, it’s just too big a pain in the ass to set up and use. This is one of those products that could have been great “IF”… But it’s not, and until it IS, you’re better off saving your cash for a GTX 1070 or better.

Okay, so men being men, and men not always thinking, some time ago, I got caught by my wife watching porn in VR.. I suppose I should have taken my own advice from my previous blog and penny jammed the door to the den, but whoops now you know why I made that post…

AAAnyway… This Christmas, I found a rather plain package in the mail addressed to me I opened it up aaand…

What an odd thing to get. A container of some sort?

Yeah, a container of some sort. I wonder what goes in here… No, not really, I know what goes in there, and I was a little weirded out by it. It’s a seriously awkward thing to get when you’re wife’s standing there laughing her ass off as you open the package. Of course I touched it and stuck my finger in it. It felt like skin.. I mean seriously, it really felt like a woman’s pussy. My wife of course was laughing her ass off the entire time watching me poke it, but being a man, I immediately challenged her to drop her pants and compare the two.. With my eyes closed, there were two ways I could tell the difference. 1. The temperature, and 2. The fact that my wife had shaved the day before and I could feel just a hint of scratchy stubble… Well, and the fact that the toy was dry.. But whatever…

An entrance, and a.. Errr… A weird looking back end. So anyways, I guess on the back end, the smaller hole was for the vibrating egg thing? There were no instructions, just some sheet with a bunch of squiggly lines that looked like chinese writing. But really, how complex is a chunk of silicone? Pro tip, when reassembling, make sure it’s dry, and shake it like you’re trying to mix something up in a cup.. That helps the tail end re-seat in the cylinder, otherwise it sticks a bit to the plastic housing and shoving the whole thing back together aimlessly results in kind of a bind. That kind of tip would have saved me a bit of time. Now, it looks like there’s a few bumps in there.. But… Hell, we’ll just turn it inside out..

Dear god, what have I done? This thing looks like some kind of alien slug?!? Anyways, those little bumps apparently add to the texture on the inside of the sleeve, and yes, you can feel them. More on that later…

So, after spending a few minutes to get the whole thing back together and realizing I don’t have any AAA batteries anywhere I decide I might as well test it out. No, I’m not going to post pics, we’ll just assume it happened, because who brags about using a sex toy, it’s not like banging a model or a porn star… That, I’d definitely post pics of… So, after getting over my own personal reservations about using a fake pussy… I’ll just say, don’t knock it till you try it.

After re-assembly, I noticed the fleshy thing is a bit short. It’s damn near impossible to attach the little vibrating egg thingie anyways, even though the pink thing stretches out nearly 2 feet long. So I just ignored it and screwed the bottom cap back on. Whatever, it’s made in China and apparently quality controls aren’t a thing there..

Anyways, On to the first use.

Now, it’s 68* in my house and the fake pussy would have been room temp, but I had the foresight to warm it up first. Since I was playing Space Engineers for a couple hours, I just set it next to me under my warm fuzzy blanket and body heat did the rest. Anyways..

These things are made of silicone or something, so use lube. The first time I tried to put my dick in the thing, it just kinda latched on and said Nu uh… Not going to happen… Sure, I could have gone in and raw dogged it anyways, and quite probably turned my dick into some kind of funky meat-popsicle thing after ripping the skin off, but it also came with a small thing of lube.

The quality of the lube wasn’t that great, but there was enough of it to get the job done.

FIRST THOUGHTS OF THE EXPERIENCE.

Gah, how do I.. Oh, there’s the hole.. Hey.. Wow, this feels really.. Real… Damn… May, yep, definitely need a bit more lube… Huh.. Man, this is a lot better than just rubbing one out by hand. Wait a sec… Oh yeah, time to load up some VRporn.. So, since VRporn was generous enough to offer a free full length video a while ago, Your Neighbors and You, I went ahead and loaded it up. Well, just keeping pace with the action on the screen and playing with the toy I didn’t even hit the half way mark… New experience, no shame in admitting that it didn’t take long at all. I mean damn, the way that thing felt it was like I was REALLY in the movie getting fucked by 3 chicks…

Cleaning up…

So yeah, it’s a sex toy, you’re going to bust a nut, and of course you’re not going to pull out. Well, cleanup was really easy. Nothing came pouring out because of the way the end cap screws on and the front “hole” is designed. So, in to the bathroom sink it went, and apart it came. Actually came apart pretty easy because of the lube. A little bit of liquid antibacterial hand soap (Gojo Orange would be a really bad idea.) and some warm water rinses right through it and cleans it out. When it’s wet, you can turn it inside out pretty easy too. You can try and dry it off with a towel, but that’s going to leave lint all over it. I highly recommend using a paper towel or two to blot it dry, and dry out the inside of the housing too before you put it back in. I’m not sure if turning it inside out to dry off the inside before turning it right side out will damage it, but it feels stretchy and I don’t think it hurt it any. The silicone gets a bit sticky, but corn starch powder, yes, even that super cheap $0.89 yellow box of the stuff at Krogers returns the silicone to it’s soft, dry, non-sticky, skin like texture. Put it in a ziploc or tupperware tub and just dab a little bit on to a paper towel and wipe the pink fleshy thing, that way you can save the rest of it.. Just watch it though, cause that powder can make a little bit of a mess.

The next morning.

Yes, I’m married. I watch porn, and I now have a fake pussy to fuck as well as a real one. So, the next morning, I tried a side-by-side… Well, maybe not side by side, in front of and behind, over and under? Symantics.. Fuck it, I tried an actual comparison of the two. Fake pussy V.S. Real pussy.. How’d it go? Well, very very close.. The fake pussy felt just a little tighter overall which wasn’t bad. Until my wife decided to give my dick a squeeze with her pussy, then the real pussy was tighter. Overall, I’d say the fake one though, since a real pussy doesn’t squeeze 100% of the time. But the fake one definitely doesn’t have it’s own lubrication, and it definitely wasn’t nearly as warm.. As far as how it felt being inside a real pussy vs the fake one? Honestly, it’s extremely similar. A real pussy is easier to slide in and out of, but then again, it could easily have been because it’s a new toy and my wife really didn’t know what she was doing when she was holding it or how to stroke with it.. There’s some things you can do for yourself a lot better than someone else can the first time you try it.. Jumping back and forth between the two.. Oh man.. That was nice… Hell, I’m actually getting a little hard just thinking about doing it again in the middle of typing up this review… Now, because at some point, my wife will probably read this and I don’t want to die in my sleep, I’m going to say without any pressure whatsoever, that real pussy is absolutely better hands down without any comparison whatsoever… Form your own opinion.

Final Thoughts.

Well, my wife has a vibrator and one of those egg things that I tease her with from time to time, so I guess it’s fair that I now have my toy. Will I use it again? Hell yes.. Will I use it again with VR? Um… Yeah, after my first experience with it? I don’t see myself watching VRporn without it.. Will I do anything differently? Yeah. First of all, I’m actually going to go buy some high quality lube. This thing makes it well worth it. VR PORN + A FAKE PUSSY = HELL YES!

Side notes:

Apparently the one I got was like $15 on E-bay. It’s a cheap chinese knock-off of a fleshlight. There’s nothing special about it. No, it doesn’t have the best quality controls, just looking at the bottom, you can see the “hole” isn’t centered in the flesh thingie, and yeah, it’s probably no where near as good as a legitimate fleshlight. It’s also a GREAT christmas present once you get over the initial awkwardness of realizing that you own a fake pussy… This is one of those things that had I known how it felt/worked, I would have bought years ago. If you just got a VR headset and subscribe to, or just enjoy VRporn, buy one of these. It’s less than the cost of a game or a months service, and it makes things so much better… Speaking of VR porn, games and a fake pussy I may have to try something other than video, and having gotten past the awkwardness of being a freak with a sex toy, I’m actually kinda looking forward to it..

We all watch porn, it’s why we’re here. A lot of people got new VR systems for the holidays as gifts, and *Hopefully* haven’t had one of those embarrassing WHOOPS! moments yet where they’re about to blow their load and in walks mom to a surprise facial.. Or worse.. Dad.. And then your little sister walks by..

Now that we’ve all been seriously disturbed by that mental image, let’s take a look at some ways to keep from ever having to experience that. The problem with VRporn is that it’s REALLY immersive. You can’t watch VR porn and pay attention to everything else. So, you need to take a couple steps to protect yourself.

There’s some really obvious things to do.

Wait till everyone’s asleep.

Lock the door.

Turn the sound off or make damn sure the audio output is set to headphones and they aren’t coming unplugged.

But what happens when those inconsiderate bastards just won’t go to bed, your door doesn’t have a lock on it, or you just can’t wait anymore? What else can go wrong?

Fortunately, there’s a few novel solutions to secure a room.

Doors that open outwards.

For a door that opens outwards, there’s the ancient art of the penny jam. It’s cheap, it’s easy, and it can be done quietly and discreetly. Which is exactly what we want right?

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That’s right folks, for a couple cents, you can jam a door.. How does this wonderful trick work? Simply close the door. Push on the top corner of the door, which puts pressure on the latch, and insert a couple of pennies between the door and the jam as shown in the picture.. A few pennies about 12″ from the latch (part that secures the door) will suffice. Be sure to repeat the process on the bottom part of the door and put a few pennies below the latch as well. This also makes for a great prank if you simply want to lock people in their rooms as well. The nice part about this is, it’s quiet, discreet, and pennies can be found anywhere… Plus, you can take the pennies out and no one will be the wiser, but it can give you the extra and VERY critical amount of time you need to shut everything down and pull your pants up.

Doors that open inwards.

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But what about when your door opens the other way? Well, there’s the old school wedge. The problem with a wedge, is that it can be seen from underneath the door and pushed out. That being said, a wedge can be made from about anything. Fold up a sheet of cardboard or paper enough times, and jam it between the bottom of the door, and the floor, and you’ve got a wedge. They’re simple, they’re basic, and they’re not the best.

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The best thing to do? Make a lock out of a cheap dinner fork.. But.. What sorcery is this and how does one accomplish such a feat of magic? It’s actually pretty easy.

And where does one acquire said fork? Just swipe one from whatever restaurant you eat dinner at. Yes, yes, I know, my door has a lock on it, why did I destroy a perfectly good fork? Because my wife has a key… This is an actual LOCK. It will stop someone from getting in fairly indefinitely. Granted, they can still break the fork, but it’s not easy..

Why can’t I?

You can’t. The room you’re staying in has only one chair, so blocking the door with a piece of furniture that someone’s going to hear sliding around when they try and open a door just isn’t happening. Moving the bed isn’t going to happen either, nor is it feasible to put the computer desk directly in front of the door to block it shut, and tying a rope from the door handle to the bed frame… You don’t have any rope.. So, pennies and a stolen fork it is.

But.. The evidence!!!

Fear not, evidence can be disposed of. A trashcan is a pretty inconspicuous place to throw garbage, so just use a Kleenex or a paper towel and dispose of.. Just aim, don’t panic, and try to remember that you’re not painting the room.

But, I’m sharing a room.

Well, then I guess you won’t be enjoying stuff on VRporn.com until you get home.. That being said, if you have to rub one out.. Wait till your brother leaves the room. Sharing is not caring, he will see what VR porn is like, kick your ass, and take your new VR headset.. You’ll have to cry to mom again, and it will be like you’re 6 all over again. Unless you’re the bigger brother… Seriously though, have a little respect. If you’ve gotta do the deed, do it when you use the shower. At least there, everything washes away.

So, you know how to jam the door, you figured out when things are appropriate, you’ve demo’d some VRporn within minutes of getting your new VR headset and later that night, your parents are “very upset” with you.. What happened? Whoopsie, someone forgot to clear their browser history and got caught…

I honestly have no idea what browser you’re using, but do yourself a favor and google “how to clear my browsing history”..

Or how about this classic? You wake up the next morning and everyone’s silent. No one’s saying a word to you.. You KNOW you did everything just like you were supposed to, but you still got busted.. And they know that you know, that you got caught.. But they still won’t say anything.. Who sold you out? That damn teddy bear…

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Seriously, beware the bear people.. Our parents have been doing this kind of 007 type stuff for years spying on us… Or rather, they had an old nanny cam that they left running thinking that it might be funny the next day… Only it wasn’t…

The Talk…

At some point, parents simply figure things out.. There really isn’t much you can do to prepare for it, because it always happens at the worst possible moment. There aren’t any good options, however there are some that are less bad…

If it’s your Mom that walks in, for god’s sake, cover it up, and say something along the lines of GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! GOD! DON’T YOU EVER KNOCK?!?! Or not.. That’s probably about the worst thing to say.. Probably the best thing you can do is just say, “I’ll be done in a minute, please shut the door.” This will have the effect of giving your mom an out. Mom’s are funny, because she’s not going to run off freaking out and telling the whole house what she saw, because she “loves you” and doesn’t want to embarrass you.. Unless you’re mom’s a sadist.. Then you may want to use the first line… At anyrate, don’t be terribly embarrassed, just apologize to her later and move on. She want’s to forget what she saw more than you do.

If it’s your Dad that walks in… Tell him to shut the door and wait his turn. He’ll be so traumatized by what he just saw that he’ll do what you tell him to. That being said, after about 15 minutes of him being traumatized by what he just saw, he’s going to want to check it out and see what VR porn is like himself.. Don’t be surprised if there’s another VR system in the house after that.. Your brother will most likely have the same reaction as your dad if you get busted by him. Hell, he’s been stealing your porn anyways…

If it’s a sister, you really don’t have much to worry about, the first thing they’re going to do is scream MOOOOOMM!!!!, and after that, your life is over… The whole house will know of your misdeeds and what you’ve done and it will be shared with everyone your sister knows, most likely the whole planet, because like the typical girl, she probably had her phone set to live stream… Yup… So don’t get caught. Save a few pennies, steal a fork… Just don’t get caught…

Okay, so, you’ve read a couple things and decided you want to experience what VR porn is all about. But you don’t want to spend an arm and a leg trying to decide if you like it. Enter the awesome LewdFRAGGY and Waifu Sex Simulator.

If you just want to know how to control the game, scroll down about 3/4ths the way and read on.

What is Waifu Sex Simulator? Hell if I know. I’d never heard of it before November, or the ?game? engine it’s based off of. No guide or anything anywhere, but screw it, I’m an elitist dick and I know everything right? Makes me perfect for this..

What does it do? It loads you into a 3D environment that you can get up and walk around in. I was so excited to finally be able to walk around in… Wait a minute, what the?

On first glance? That’s pretty boring! But, right click the mouse and enter the menu.

And some sadistic asshat just crashed it when I went to back up a menu.. Wait, no, hitting escape closes the program. My bad… Well, that’s handy if the wife walks in… Just explain why I’m standing around in a batman costume wearing a vive with a hard-on staring at nothing.. Sure.. Happens every day.. But seriously, to open and close the menu, it’s space or right click . To scroll up and down the menu, it’s the scroll wheel, to select something, scroll to it and then left click on it.

And yeah.. That didn’t do much for us either. Gives us a ton of stuff to play around with and a whole bunch of menu options, and the program closes every time we hit the escape key to close the menu because that’s “intuitive” right? Trying to use this is torture and we don’t know what half this shit is. But that’s where this handy basic guide comes in…

At the bottom of the menu, the selection Etc. Which is obviously the most obvious choice which we’d all click on first right? Leads us to another menu….

Yawn, “scene” this already, why am I looking at it again?

Easy, because what we want to click is “Load Scene”…

LOAD SCENE Is where the hard work of people like LewdFRAGGY really pays off, because there’s a HUGE LIST of different models and scenes to view. I mean damn. A TON! And this isn’t just some ahh hell, just hit escape on accident… Hah, yeah, this program will do that to you.. (You’ll learn to avoid the escape key, but I think you get the point.)

Anyways, bringing up a “scene” gets you not only a nicely done background in most cases, but also MUSIC and an attractive LIFE SIZE model of (I picked Harley Quinn)

I mean DAMN! And that’s just a view from the side… But how the hell do I move around? The head tracking works great and I can.. Oh, duh, WASD for movement. Q and E to rotate left and right, R and F for float up or down.. And apparently Z fires a big wad of Jizz… Well, that’s entertaining. What was more entertaining was the fact that I could walk around the room drooling over her from any angle imaginable.. Any position imaginable. Up, down, left, right, no matter where you look, there’s something to see, it’s like you’re physically there… Pictures do NOT do this kind of experience justice. It’s something you have to see for yourself. (Side note, the furniture is NOT real, do NOT attempt to sit on any of the furniture or set your beer on it.) And she was just laying there getting fucked by a disembodied dick.. Well, step up to the plate and look down and hey.. You know what? It’s actually.. Pretty reasonable all of a sudden. I mean yeah, it’s a floater, but with her legs up, the way she’s bouncing and the right angle, I’m not watching some random anorexic tatted up dude with a funny looking half-curved crank and little kid nuts standing in anymore. It’s me and I get to just enjoy this virtual chick bouncing on my junk… And better yet, I’m dressed up like Batman and this is Harley Quinn!!! And the Vive controllers let me play with her tits! Oh god MOAR!!! Eh, perhaps I ought to leave pics of that out… But damn!!! Pole dances, strip teases, teasing dances on the bed… Blow jobs, reverse cowgirl, missionary, twerking dances.. Position after position with “lewdicrous” (Hah) amounts of characters and models… Did I mention strip teases, and slow teasing dances where you can just chill on the couch, drink a beer, relax, and watch? God damn, girl on girl stuff!!! Right on my living room floor, I’m never paying for a pair of hookers again!!! Hookers, for my truck, because I took up welding and can make my own headers.. Sheesh, people…..

J – Rendering options. (Physical render/MMD render) MMD looks better to me. The left image is with the MMD render, the right is with the physically based render.

Seems to be more color in the MMD renderer.

K, L – Relief Mapping / Light Scattering. I didn’t notice anything.

Y – Turns the Physics Engine On/Off It’s good for some laughs if you turn it off. Tits flying and stretching everywhere…

U/I – Tone Mapping/ Morphing. Again, I didn’t notice anything. I take that back, Tone mapping affects the “shade” of some colors most noticeably making the sky lighter/darker..

O – O is a very useful key that I wish I’d known how to use a while ago.. It allows you to change between movement modes. There’s movement for you, (Camera move) and Character move, which moves the models around the screen. Character move I’d classify as an “advanced” feature, because you need to learn how to go into the “Character Setting” menu and then “Select active character”. No, it’s not really hard, but it’s not obvious either.

P – Stop / Play motion… It’s the pause button…

Now granted, maybe it’s my bad and I didn’t RTFM like I should have, but I don’t recall seeing a manual anywhere and I just had to stumble my way though it. Especially all the menu options which I still have no idea how to use. Being that this is written for new Vive users who are more than likely looking for free porn, well, boom, here you go. I strongly recommend supporting LewdFRAGGY on Patreon because that’s what keeps him making new models, dances, and background scenes.

Let me just get this out of the way, I don’t typically blog, but someone said I should, Sorry if this reads like an instruction manual, but here goes.

This post is a collection of a few things you should know about VR in general and VR porn. Skip about 3/4ths if you already have a good idea what’s out there and are just looking for some additional free content. Otherwise, read on. Heck, read it anyways, you might learn something.

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So, you’ve bought an HTC Vive or an Oculus rift or you’re either expecting or got one for Christmas. You’ve been around a bit checking out various porn sites and looking for good VR experiences yet you find things a bit underwhelming or just buggy. Perhaps you’ve stumbled on this site and can’t figure out how to watch the video’s in your browser and are frustrated with having to download everything, play it back in a media player in SBS mode and thing’s don’t just look right. You’ve tried videos, a few games, and you’re just having a hard time getting things to work the way you think they should and VR porn is a disappointment. Fear not, here’s a few handy tips to help fellow virtual reality owners out. I’m not saying this stuff won’t work for the rift, in fact, most of it will. However, as I only own a Vive, that’s the platform and experience I have to work with.

THE FIRST thing we need to cover is “NECESSARY SOFTWARE”. Yes, you just spent almost a grand on a VR headset and even more on a decent computer. However, VR is still in it’s infancy. There’s plenty of content, but it’s not all integrated yet and we need a way to access it. As a Vive owner, you’re going to wind up with Steam. It’s an excellent place to start. Sure, steam launches the dashboard and let you play some good games in VR, but now you’re ready for porn! You’ve found some and it looks.. Screwy? What gives? Well, you need a couple things… A video player for one.

Virtual Desktop. – Found through steam – $15, Virtual Desktop allows you to do a bunch of different things. For starters, it allows you to easily integrate 3d movies and video into your Vive, but that’s not all. It also projects a virtual seated environment in to your headset as well. This is great as it pertains to 3d porn found online. There’s also another great feature. Up at the top, there’s tabs for 360 Photo’s/Videos. The 360 Video’s tab is the section that I want to point out. Or more specifically, the little red/white button that says “Paste URL”. For VR Porn, that button is worth it’s proverbial weight in gold. Simply navigate to any video here on VRporn.com, highlight the link, copy it, and click that little paste url button. You may have to click the bubble setting for 180/360 video to suit the video, but it loads the video right into your headset. No more screwing around with having to download a file, load it in a media player, and then use the media player to run it in 3d SBS mode which causes that fisheye distorted view of the actresses arms and legs as they get closer to the camera. You’re going to need a program to handle 3d video and 180/360* 3d video. Bigscreen is a free alternative, but it does not appear to support the 180/360 video which you need in order to get the most out of videos on VRporn. If you know of one, please post it in the comments section! Yeah, it sucks to have to pay more to use what we have, but this is a necessity. Good news, it works for Rift owners too!

2. Now, there may be an issue going on with Virtual Desktop and the drag/drop or copy/paste method of video playback in the near future. Several sites, including VRporn.com are working on a new type of media player that will allow us to watch video FOR FREE! Without having to use a program like Virtual Desktop!!! The best part is, it’s supposed to be able to handle the 180/360 formats as well.. *Currently*, it does not, so there’s a bit of distortion, but it’s free and it’s a work in progress. This can be fixed by downloading the video and playing it back in 180/360.

Vorpx. – www.Vorpx.com – $40, Vorpx is NOT necessary to watch video’s on websites. Vorpx is a program that allows games to be injected into VR. Games like Fallout, Skyrim, and pretty much anything else that runs on DirectX. It’s difficult to use, but the results can be really impressive when it’s done right. So what does Vorpx really do, and why is it worth the $40 you have to spend on it, can we work around it, and why is it necessary for porn? Vorpx is a VR driver/emulator. It works by taking a 3d game and rendering it on the fly in 3d. It’s processor intensive and can be a real bear to set up. You may or may not have noticed that there’s quite a few “adult” mod’s out for both Fallout 4, Skyrim, and the Witcher 3. Now that SkyrimSE (Note, many mods are still being ported to the new version) is out and running on a new 64 bit engine, Vorpx has actually become a reasonably smooth method for running those games in VR. Add in a couple mods like the Bathing Beauties Luxury Suite, Music and dancing in the Luxury Suite, Animated Prostitution, and some high res bodies and textures like UNP, nude of course… And you’ve got yourself a nice little seated or room scale porn studio right in the middle of your living room. Plus, when you tire of watching the bathing beauties you can always run out and slay another dragon or two. Or drop a brown load in your pants when you realize how HUGE they are.. Well, perhaps this isn’t appropriate for the living room. I set mine up in the garage. Yes, Vorpx is going to become obsolete within probably two years. No, there’s nothing else out there that does the same thing. And do you really want your new VR headset to be a paperweight for the next 2 years? This also works for Rift owners as well!

THE SECOND thing we need to cover is the perspective issues and problems, of which there are 5. That being 3d, 180* 3d, 360* 3d, Seated, and Room Scale. Each level brings the immersion one step closer to real life, and let’s face it. VR is all about immersion. However, we still need to understand a few things about the different formats that are out there right now. You’ll save yourself some pain and annoyance by understanding how to compensate for the differences. Fair warning, a lot of companies are playing with experimental tech, so sometimes things that used to work, suddenly quit working the way they used to or get messed up.

Generic 3D. Generic 3d is a nice baseline for 3d Video. It’s typically shot in a side by side format although occasionally you will find it in an over and under format. This is the basic video that you are capable of watching on any 3d capable device. It looks great in a headset, however, without a virtual theater such as Virtual Desktop, it’s going to get annoying pretty quickly. Especially because when you turn your head to look at something going on on one side of the screen and then back to the other side of the screen, everything moves. You’ve probably noticed that already. If you haven’t found a fix, Get Virtual Desktop, and watch your video’s in a “Virtual Theater”. The experience is much better and actually quite like going to a theater once you get in to the movie.

180* 3D. This is the format that most VR porn is shot in. It offers a pretty high resolution and an excellent view of the action. You can remain seated and look up, down, left, right, and see what’s around you. Leaning forward or backwards still moves the “camera” position, but as long as you’re sitting on your couch or chair, you’re good. The benefits to this format are a much better image quality than the 360* 3d and smaller file size, which equates to less bandwidth and smoother streaming. This kind of video is best viewed in a player that can handle the 180* format. If you are having problems with videos having weirdly distorted arms and legs, or rounded screen edges, it’s probably because you’re watching a 180* video in a 90* flat screen arc. That being said, some videos are distorted because of the way the video was originally recorded. This is still a new technology, and the porn industry is still learning.

As you can clearly see by the red boxes, this is what VR distortion looks like. Here, you are seeing what a 180* video looks like when displayed on a flat 3d screen. Note the crazy long arms and shortened waist. In another example we see an even more noticeable level of distortion where the floor of the room caves in like a V, and the male’s chest looks like a steamroller drove over it. Fortunately, this is an easy fix, simply make sure your 3D settings are set to 180*. While this won’t “ALWAYS” fix every problem, it does make things a bit more tolerable. Also, if you can, try and lay or sit in the same general position of the actor. It makes the camera angle a bit easier to deal with.

360* 3D. This format is the more immersive of the three 3d formats. It allows you to look in pretty much any direction, including almost straight up and down. The problem with this format is that it requires a lot more pixels to fill the “screen” hence the files are a lot bigger. The only way to compensate for that is to reduce the image quality, which is generally where the sacrifice is made. If watching a video makes you feel like you’ve got tunnel vision, odd’s are, you’re watching a 360* video in either a 180* or 90* format. If you’ve got Virtual Desktop, the fix is a click away. If you’re using something like VLC or media player? Just.. Spend the $15 on steam to get a real video player and save yourself a headache. You can do a lot more than have an easy time experiencing porn on this site with it.

This next one was a bit trickier to show because I wasn’t sure how to display it, but this is what happens when you try and watch either Raw 360* video on a flat screen. The format is done in an over and under view. The small window on the right in the picture shows what it looks like when projected in a 180* format. My point with this is, just because your image is distorted, does not mean the fault lies with either you, or the video. Currently, there is no way for videos to “autodetect” their format.. Yet.. Just remember, this is the kind of distortion you CAN fix by adjusting a setting. While I can’t show what the 360* distortion looks like when displayed properly (The window view only shows so much detail), you’ll notice how it’s like watching grainy standard def video soon enough. Again, for 360 video, you’re better off downloading the highest res version of it available and waiting for the download to finish.

Seated VR. So, you’re sitting on your couch or at your desk and the world suddenly vanishes. You are right in the middle of all the action. How is this different from 360* video? Simple. When you move around a little bit, the world doesn’t move with you. You can stand up, squat down, turn around, even move from side to side a bit. The world stays put, not you. This is real VR. So now how to get to the porn? Several ways. I previously mentioned Vorpx. Vorpx is designed to give you a seated experience. It takes your 3d games and injects you in to them. Got a hot naked axe wielding barbarian elf dancing around on a table in Skyrim? Great.. While watching a 180* or 360* video, you’d be stuck in your chair. Not anymore. With Vorpx, because it creates the world in 3d, you can move around that world. Want to see what some elf ass looks like? Walk behind her and take a peek. Want to get a closer look at that great set of tits? Walk up and stick your face in them. Well, perhaps not too close, otherwise your view will clip through them. Hey, it’s a mod and Skyrim, like many games, were never programmed with character collision and detection. Prefer titties with a more post-apocalyptic feel? Well, you can do the same thing with Fallout 4. Yes, Fallout 4 is supposed to be getting a VR remake. When or if that ever happens, great. In the mean time, you can play a lot more than just Fallout 4.

Room Scale VR. Now this is what VR was meant to be. This is not video. This is a true 3d environment where you can get up, walk around the room, and interact with and look at things from any angle. This is where VR porn is going to shine. Why watch 2 hot chicks go down on each other from one static position? Ever wish the damn camera man would move just a hair to the left or the right to give you a better view? Perhaps you didn’t want a particular scene to end quite so soon or thought a star would look better in a different outfit? Maybe you wanted a real first person view. Well, I’ll give you a list of programs out that allow you to have just that at the end of the article. Some of them can be found on this site right here. Others, you’re going to have to search and dig for. Of course, simply knowing about them helps a lot.

Now, we know what kind of experience we’re looking for and how to fix some of the common issues with watching VR porn. But where do we get a real room scale VR experience? I mean let’s face it, we didn’t just spend almost a grand just to sit and watch from a fixed position and after spending a ton of money, it would sure be nice to find some free stuff too. Of course, you’ve probably already checked google and seen the top 10 listings and what not that point you to all manner of different sites. Well, It’s a good thing you came to this site, and read this blog, because there’s free stuff right here. On this site for starters, and of course, Google is always your friend. Just do a simple search on the bold text.

Waifu Sex Simulator by LewdFraggy, (Currently V1.9) This is a VR Script and animation loader by a really talented guy who’s doing the work himself. It’s room scale, features a whole ton of options which I can’t figure out for the life of me, yet still provides quite a bit of entertainment with several well known anime characters. It’s based off of some mocu mocu dance engine which I know nothing about. That being said, bring up the menu, scroll down to Etc, click on load scene and away you go. More are being added all the time.

Galactic VRA by VRAnimeTed, This is a VR environment. It’s room scale and you can walk around exploring his latest creations. His animation work is excellent and he’s always adding new content.

Eva Galaxy Evolution by DevRifter, This is a room scale environment, but the developer has taken a different path. Rather than using just the wands to interact with the environment he’s chosen to go the route of voice recognition. There’s a bit of legwork involved to set it up, but it shows some serious potential for interacting with characters in a VR environment. Oh yeah, his models and animation look pretty great too. Especially the sun room.

HoneySelect by Illusion, This is a room scale eh, club? Anyways, the whole premise of the “game” is that you design your ideal girlfriend and then pretty much fuck her brains out. Pick out her hair, her clothes, the location and go to work. From a VR perspective this is live-action porn right in the middle of your livingroom. Tired of looking at the guy? Click a slider and poof, he’s gone and the woman is left fucking a dildo. Click another box, and it’s gone. Sit in the right position and you can watch her suck and fuck you. Now, if only there was some way to get a VR mouth or pussy right? The visuals and physics on this are top notch and there is a very active modding community that is constantly updating things and adding new content to the game.

Play Club by Illusion A slightly older version of HoneySelect with an actual story line, albeit a bit of a rapey one. Again, this is a full room scale porn experience. Get up, walk around, pose the actors in different spots and enjoy. One thing this offers as opposed to HoneySelect is the addition of an option to have two women.

Sexy Beach Premium Resort by Illusion. Yet an even older version of Play Club and HoneySelect. The difference is here, you have an open world where you can run around and accomplish “quests” in the process. Go to a slum, fuck / get raped by the local doctor in her office, check out a strip club and watch some dancing, or just run around stabbing bums. Just, try not to get dizzy or sit down on furniture that isn’t actually there. – Check hongfire for english translation, VR loader and un-censor patch.

Custom Maid 3d 2 also known as CM3D2 by KISS. Ever wondered what it would be like to run a brothel? Create your own anime maids from a huge selection of basic models with hundreds of different variables, train them by screwing them repeatedly in a ton of different positions, and whore them out. Pay off your debt and hire more maids. The characters are totally anime, but they still look good.

One thing to note, as with anything by Illusion, it is Japanese software and you will need some kind of AppLocale in order to run it as well as translation patches. Unless you’re in japan and can read/write Japanese. Fortunately, there’s a very active modding community on the Hongfire website which already has everything you need to get these games up, running, looking good, and even a few friendly people to help you along the way if you have a question or two.

And one last thing….

Sometimes, things will just go wrong. No matter what you do, you can’t fix it or get it to look right. Here’s a couple examples.

Low res spots, curved walls that should be straight, insanely long legs and arms… This type of distortion in VR porn, is not always the fault of the site, it’s not faulty hardware, or an equipment or software issue on your end.

It’s just one of the things we’re going to have to deal with, so don’t beat yourself up too bad over it. This is caused by the camera lenses and improperly calculated parallax. That is, the cameraman simply messed up because he’s working with new technology too. It’s hard enough dealing with focal lengths in a 2d environment. It can also be caused by the 180/360* 3d camera lenses still being very new and trying to use a fixed lense to focus on a dynamic view. Even your eyes themselves cause distortion when you’re not focusing on something specific. Not that any of us ever notice..

Anyways, Welcome to VRporn and being among the first to enjoy porn the way it was meant to be seen!

If you’ve played Skyrim, odds are, you already know that there’s plenty of female body replacer mods out there which let you have naked women running around. Well, now that you’re experiencing VR, perhaps it’s about time to up your game somewhat and find out what you’ve been missing. However, this is going to be a newbie guide to seeing the goods in VR Skyrim, so I want to point out a few things you’re going to need. And of course, why.

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Obviously, a VR headset and a good video card. I run a GTX 1070 with 8gb of DDR5. I can see a fairly stable 45fps even in large areas like Markarth. The reason your framerate is important, is because jitters and lag WILL hurt to watch.

A copy of Skyrim SE. I can not stress enough how much of an improvement Skyrim Special Edition is. Although the vanilla Skyrim (will) work, it is not optimized to run on newer computers and does not take advantage of multicore processors and larger amounts of memory. This really takes a load of your processor and frees up your video card to do the more important job of processing your video.

An account at http://www.nexusmods.com/ I definitely recommend setting one up. It really eases the transition of installing mods in to Skyrim and makes being a total noob at modding Skyrim a lot less painful.

Nexus Mod Manager. You can find this handy little program by going to nexusmods and clicking the link at the top of the page that says Install NMM (0.63.9) This will install a program that will scan your system and find out if you have any games that Nexusmod’s offers mods for. Several of the fallout games and a bunch of others can be managed with this handy tool. It’s well worth installing because once you log in to it with your nexus account, it will manage your downloads, files, and mod installations with a simple checkbox.

Vorpx. If you’ve read my previous blog post, you’ll understand why you need this. If you havent, Vorpx is a program that contains a set of drivers for rendering DirectX games in 3D. It sucks that it’s $40, but I haven’t found a free alternative that works and is easy to use. Vireio Perception is supposedly one, but it is in development and supposedly only works on fallout 4 at the moment.

Skyrim SE’s preliminary Vorpx profile off of Vorpx’s site. Download and extract it, and then follow the directions to install it. It’s really that easy.

One thing you will need to learn how to do with Vorpx, (pretty easy) Is to block it from launching at inappropriate times. You’ll know when it happens, it’s pretty obvious. When it does, launch the configuration utility and click on “Excluded Programs” on the left. Then, in the middle, click on “Add process”, highlight processes that you don’t want it to launch for like Utorrent.exe, mediaplayer.exe, scheduler.exe the mod manager, and whatever else you happen to have running in the background that you don’t want to try and launch into VR.

Now, once you have everything you need, and installed Nexus Mod Manager and set it to work with Skyrim SE, the next thing you need is content. Feel free to use your imagination on this one and pull whatever mod’s you want off of the Nexus. One thing you need to make sure of is that you are downloading mods for Skyrim SE, and not the regular Skyrim. There are differences in the new engine that break some of the scripting and older mods. That being said, many older mods can be installed manually if you have the time and knowledge. There are plenty of guides out there on how to do just that.

As far as mod’s for adult content go, you’re going to need the following.

Fores New Idles in Skyrim – FNIS – Be sure to follow the installation instructions and go to the folder the mod is installed in. This mod is essential.

That’s my install path. There is a file there that you will need to run after you update the skeleton and animation files. The install directions for the mod are somewhat vague on where it is, and if you don’t run it, the animations will not play. This mod is very important to have.

You’re also going to need a body replacer to get rid of those annoying underwear rags and clean up the bodies so they aren’t covered in dirt. Pick one you like. CBBE gives you bigger breasts and butts, UNP Female Body Renewal is pretty nice and somewhat realistic, and of course, there’s Better Males Remesh for Skyrim SE. I can’t tell you what your own personal taste is, so pick something you like.

At this point, you can load up your game and see naked women. After you kill them, or if you undress your own character.. Not quite right yet, and thing’s don’t look right either because your Vorpx Settings aren’t quite right.. We’ll fix that in a moment.

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Now, in order to actually enjoy having naked females in Skyrim, there’s a couple other mod’s you’re going to want.

Animated Prostitution for Skyrim. Be sure to download the SE version if you have Skyrim SE. Also, be sure to run that GenerateFNISforusers.exe in that folder I linked earlier. Adding the scripts to Skyrim’s database is what makes this mod work, and why I said that FNIS was essential.

At this point, you can talk to pretty much any character and have sex in a variety of positions. But, there’s more.

Bathing Beauties or Beefcake – Luxury Suite SE. This gives you a nice place right outside of whiterun to set up shop. It also allows you to recruit followers from around the world and send them back to a convenient “house”, where you can store all your stuff.

Music and Dancing in the Luxury Suite SE. This gives you the ability to play some music in the suite and have those bathing beauties do a number of dances.

Now that we have a basic set of mod’s that allow you to enjoy some free VR porn in Skyrim, it’s time we learned how to make it look right. So, remember this part, load up Skyrim SE and learn to use “Console Commands”. The Tilde key (~), or holding the shift button and pressing the key above the tab, and to the left of the 1 button open the console, where you can do some pretty powerful changes. Hit that same key again to close the menu. Skyrim has a whole bunch of cheat codes you can look up, but really only 3 that matter for our needs. To enable a code, open the console and simply type it in and hit enter. To disable a code, open the console, type in the same code again, and hit enter.

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FOV – FOV allows you to change the field of view. You’ve probably noticed that things look a little “odd” in VR. Limbs are stretched, people are the wrong size, etc.. Well, this cures about 90% of it and makes things look a good bit better. So, open up the console, type in FOV 120 and hit enter and close the console. Depending on your headset, this should give you a really good starting point for what looks natural based on your headset and your eyes. You can adjust the FOV however you want, but I don’t recommend going more than 15 degrees either way.

TCL – TCL unbinds your character from the world so you can clip through objects. Moving in VR is as simple as looking in a direction and pressing forward. The forward key moves you in whatever direction you are looking so look up and press forward to go up, down and forward to go down, etc.. Left and right strafe, and your mouse still rotates you around normally. Now, TCL 1 will not only enable no clipping, but it will also freeze all movement. This allows you to check out your dancing or masturbating beauties from any position or angle without having to do a bunch of gymnastics.

TM – TM Because menu’s suck. Ever get into a position that you want to be in but that damn ghostly white “press E to talk” button pops up and blocks your view? TM, hides ALL menu’s. Including the Console menu. So, when you hit tilde, type in TM, and the menus disappear and the game looks like it’s frozen, don’t panic. Hit tilde again and everything resumes. Minus the menu’s. In order to get the menu’s back, you’re going to need to hit tilde, type in TM again, hit enter, and the menu will come back. You won’t be able to see yourself doing that and it may be a little weird the first couple times, but meh.

Congratulation’s you’ve finished the basics of what you’ll need to have VR porn in Skyrim. Run around, beat the crap out of everything you can, and screw the ones you can’t! Don’t forget to launch the Vorpx driver before firing up Skyrim SE and enjoy.

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Of course, there’s more. Much more… Soo much more… To the wonderful world of VR porn in Skyrim. I did say this was a basics guide to help new VR owners get their feet wet. From here, you can easily go on to find mods for better looking bodies, better looking eyes, lips, hair, 4k texture packs etc. The only limits are your system and what it can handle. Eh, and what the modding community puts out. There’s another site called LoversLab which specializes in adult content for Skyrim, unfortunately they don’t support the NexusModManager which really simplifies everything. If you want their stuff, you’re going to have to learn how to mod your game manually. But the results can be…

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