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Ms. Anne O’Dyne – Official Blonde of the Friday Funnies

A blonde walked into a diner and ordered a cup of coffee. When she gets her drink, she notices that it has a “contest game piece” on the side of the cup. She peels off the sticker and instantly starts screaming, “I won a motor home!”

She continues shoulting, “I won a motor home!” until the waitress decides to get her boss.

“What’s the problem here?” the manager asks.

“I won a motor home!” she shouts again.

“That’s impossible!” he replies. “We didn’t give out motor homes.”

She says “Well, it says so on this sticker.”

The boss takes the sticker and reads it.

It says: “Win a bagel.”

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I am "56PackardMan" a.k.a. «Louis la Vache».
My favorite cars are Packards - and my favorite Packards are the '56 models. This blog is mostly about cars and frequently those cars will be Packards - or my other auto passion, Studebaker, particularly the '53-'54 Commander Starliners. "Jerry Mander" will post rants about our corrupt politicians of BOTH parties each week and «Louis» invites you to visit each Friday for "The Friday Funnies."

I’m very happy that our kids know how to drive a shift stick but sadly most millennials don’t have a clue. Cursive writing will be a secret code. This would be funny if it weren’t so sadly true. Walmart gets a bad rap but not all Walmart locations share the same clientele which brings me to why we shop at the store that we do. We avoid 99.9% of some of the crazy typical stuff. Speaking of Walmart, there used to be this one cashier, we never used her, who always had her hair fixed in ponytails. The thing is it made her look like a french poodle who needed to go on a diet. It’s really quite funny and I don’t know why someone in her closest circle doesn’t tell her that she really needs a new hairstyle. That’s the easiest fix of her two problems. 🙂 Thanks for sharing the laughs with me!

” The thing is it made her look like a french poodle who needed to go on a diet. It’s really quite funny and I don’t know why someone in her closest circle doesn’t tell her that she really needs a new hairstyle. That’s the easiest fix of her two problems. ”

That’s because everyone else in her closest circle wore their hair in pony tails and also looked like French poodles who needed to go on a diet! 🙂 🙂