:: He E-files his taxes, with an abacus
:: He once heard that you can’t stare into the Sun. Then he stared into the sun, and night was born.
:: When he enters a room, lights dim in his honor.
:: He is not a god, yet the Pope goes to him for confession
:: If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
:: He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian