Capital depletion: Outrageous spending binges are par for the course, so when you blow up over the monthly statements, expect a singular defense: trophy wife entitlement.

Whispers: “She’s only with him for his money;” be ready to hear this from various corners and, to some extent, be ready to believe and accept it.

Of dubious devotion: You will inevitably age, so what happens if or when you begin to babble and wet yourself? A common stumbling block with such a marriage seems to be the lack of forward-thinking: Will she take care of you when you get older and will you do the same?

Search for her

A dearth of specific information about finding a trophy wife means the best advice is to work in the other direction — don’t look where you can find them, but where they’re looking to find you. Potential trophy wives learn to go where you’ll be, so without appearing desperate, make yourself visible and available at these locales:

• expensive restaurants• fitness facilities• charity events and fundraisers• happy hour: in financial district bars, as well as those of five-star hotels • exclusive country clubs• art galleries, grand openings• gatherings for high-end hobbies, such as boating events