At this point the world doesn't need another angry, quitting employee hoping his video rant will propel him to two minutes of Today show fame. Instead, we could use more epic, happy job exits, ones that makes cartoon birds chirp on shoulders, 500 Days of Summer-style. That's pretty much what happened when I saw what e-commerce giant Net-a-Porter did for Mark Sebba, who's leaving his post as CEO after 11 years:

During that time, Sebba must've been more loved than a Ryan Gosling/George Clooney hybrid, because honestly, that's the only explanation for this MAGIC.

Mariachi band, gospel choir, headdress-ed dancers, acrobats—they're all there, and even easier to spot since the employees wore simple black and white to the London office that day. (And to the New Jersey, Hong Kong, and Shanghai offices, which streamed their own flash mobs for Sebba to watch.) The whole thing is amazing—as is the fact that even though Mark Sebba is married to a woman, Net-a-Porter threw a naked sign-holding dude into the mix, too: