Dirty little stone to blame for Campbells late court appearance

Naomi Campbells relationship with rocks took another negative turn as her spokesperson claimed a faulty Quartz crystal in Naomis watch was responsible for her late appearance to court. Campbell claims she needs a short break from all things rock orientated. Taking extreme measures such as selling her Kaiser Cheif tickets incase they play the hit song Ruby and removing her Fragil Rock ringtone. Naomi was even close to binning her Alf Garnett DVD's until her aid pointed out that the spelling of the rock Garnet was different to that of Alf Garnett. Naomi fired her aid for 'back-chatting'. Naomi says she may never trust another rock again, and her Labradorite Double Stone Pendulum agreed with her.