My story is a bit like Ralphs. I was sailing but not in a wet or dry suit luckily I was wearing my Buoyancy Aid. My Dinghy capsized first time ever. I had my centre board up and the wind changed. Because the centre board was up I couldn't use it to right the boat. So I thought it would help matters ...

I'm a qualified Chartered Surveyor. But I couldn't make a living at it as in the UK only 1 in 5 house sales request a Survey. The biggest purchase anyone makes in ones life and they don't wish to know the state of the property. BUT when I did Survey houses it was the greatest. I used to love rooting...

Ooh so cruel. If I may inject a little hope . Brighton and Hove Albion sank so low they were going to be relegated from the Football Leagues all together. but we hung on and clawed our way back to the Premiership..........It only took us thirty four years but we made it.. When you're down the only w...

If Corbyn doesn't get in what's going to happen to the Labour Party. With all it's members voting whole heartedly for Corbyn as leader but the MP's not wanting him as such. Will there emerge a new Party called. "The same people who have no idea how to run a country but without Jeremy Corbyn Party" C...

Papers today say Mrs May (god bless her if there was a god) may win the election by a majority of 150. Nicola Sturgeon is shi tting herself because a lot of her voters from last time May (excuse the pun) vote Conservative. Oh how I hope but I'm aware what a c**k up pollsters made of the last electio...

Good for you Whip didn't mean to argue with you. Just quoting what one expert told me. "It's already cooked just heat it through." (quote) If incinerating it hides the gooey taste of pigs blood... then go for it. Have you ever tried "White Pudding." it's delicious....... Would you like me to tell yo...

Nothing better than to escort some "Scum Bag." to Court then Prison. Knowing he deserved his sentence. AND if you think he got off lightly making his life as miserable as you could possibly make it. My mate on the back of the van with the prisoners used to play a compilation cassette in July of Xmas...

Well its freezing here only 18. Windows are closed all the ceiling fans are off
It started raining late last night and it hasnt stopped at the moment its the third
wettest wet season on record and we have a cyclone just sitting off the coast

Easter was pinched by the Christian Church it's a Pagan celebration of "Spring and Renewal." It's got nothing to do with Jesus and resurrection. As I said it was pinched like Xmas. The reason Xmas is 25 December is that March the 25th was the start of Spring. and nine months from that date is the ge...