We are four humble men who love sports, but hate sports commentary. Peter Gammons is our hero and John Madden is our enemy. If you were to ask us our purpose, our answer would be simple: "We are forever locked in Mortal Kombat for the souls of sports fans everywhere. Statistics are our science and 'the immeasurable character of men' is the obsolete religion of blind faith. Our job is to prove that God doesn't exist and that athletes are merely cold, metal machines with no hearts or souls."

2) Over/Under 24.5 home runs for Jason Bay in 2011Sexy Rexy: OverCubsfan: Under

3) Who will be the better pitcher in 2011: Gavin Floyd or Edison Volquez?Sexy Rexy: FloydCubsfan: Volquez

4) Will Josh Johnson be a top 20 pitcher in 2011?Sexy Rexy: YesCubsfan: No

5) Who will hit more home runs in 2011: Adam Dunn or Carlos Pena?Sexy Rexy: PenaCubsfan: Dunn

Sexy Rexy v. David "MVP" Eckstein

1) Will Javier Vazquez be a top 30 pitcher in 2011?Sexy Rexy: YesDME: No
Prize: Beer bet

2) Over/Under 129.5 games played for Ian KinslerSexy Rexy: UnderDME: Over

3) Which San Diego pitcher will be better in 2011: Tim Stauffer or Aaron Harang?Sexy Rexy: HarangDME: Stauffer

(NOTE: This bet is only through the time that both pitchers are within the San Diego system. This bet does not become void by injury or by trade, but rather the pitchers are measured via the Yahoo! player rater from the time that both are Padres. For example, If Stauffer spends the entire year as a Padre but Harang gets traded immediately after the All-Star break, then this bet measures how both players perform during the first half of the season only)

4) Who will be better in 2011: Wade Davis or Ricky Nolasco?Sexy Rexy: DavisDME: Nolasco

1) Will any Chicago White Sox starting pitcher be better in 2011 than Carlos Zambrano? (In order for any pitcher in this bet to qualify, they need to make at least 24 starts/ 24 starts for the White Sox)Sexy Rexy: YesTBO: No

1) Over/Under on Colby Rasmus home runs: 24DME: Under, would not be shocked if he does not eclipse 20Dave Nangle: Over, you foolish cubs fan.
Wager: a beer

2) Cubs or Cardinals place higher in the NL Central this seasonDME: Cubs -- a lack of Wainwright, regression by Jaime/Colby, and a lack of hitting outside Pujols/Holliday will cripple the team's chances at .500Dave Nangle: Cardinals
Wager: a beer

NOTE: Unless otherwise noted, all bets will correspond to a standard 5x5 Yahoo! player rater
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3) Who will score more runs in the second half (as a team), the Chicago White Sox or Kansas City Royals?DME: White Sox@therealjeffnks from Twitter: Royals