LULU: That' how they have their champagne in Yorkshire MJ, it's a bit warm for my taste but they tell me it goes well with 'Toad in the Hole'.

And ‘Spotted Dick’ no doubt.

Speaking of spotted dick, have you ever seen IVD’s warty wand (scroll down after clicking but prepared to be horrified).

CYBERPOOF: To answer a few of the questions. I'm sure he's naked and yes, you can catch all sorts of nasty things in a hot tub.Email me your paypal ID and I will send you the two dollar postage.

Has your hot tub rash cleared up?

Just kidding about the postage.

IVD: *ahem* In answer to your questions:No. No dodgy curry, just the most powerful jet setting - most invigorating!The sign says "no mortals allowed".Ummm... Yes. That is duct tape...Yes. Yes I was! Well, I had short shorts on to get in (didn't want anyone to get an eyeful), but removed them once I'd lowered myself into the roiling depths.I wouldn't imagine anything could survive long in that 'tub as there was so much chlorine. Even a hardened pool goer such as myselves couldn't stand it for more than 20 mins.Your postcard was sent on Thursday, so hopefully you'll get it next week.

Quite frankly, we would prefer to imagine you nekkid than in short shorts.

MAGO: Ah, IVD. The man for who the term "cream bath" has a very definite meaning.

He’s creamylicious despite the short shorts.

SAVANNAH: those bubbles are from the jets and not bubble bath? who knew? xoxox

BITCHES: We interrupt this champers fest to apologize for calling Kapitano "Mago" when clearly it was Kapitano who left the comment, not Mago... although Mago DID leave a comment later. We mixed them up!

We have made this type of error before as you may recall in the great XL/Eroswings mix-up.

We are obviously in need of a lie down (or a milder beverage) and shall return to post much later.