Have Sex in a Tab While Playing Skyrim With These Internet-Controlled Sex Toys

The futuristic concept of "cybersex" might about to be finally kick off, thanks to the LovePalz collection of sleek 'his and hers' internet-controlled sex toys that are scheduled to launch at the end of March.

Just $189 gets you a wireless male or female device, with the maker doing a good job of creating discrete objects that resemble a modern Thermos flask from the outside -- but pop open to reveal a thing that goes into her and a hole for him to insert his little chap into when it's time for some remote-activated sex action.

Internal pressure and speed activators apparently combine to let users feel what their partner is doing to them via the company's web interface in real-time. If nothing else, it ought to enliven the webcam sex industry a little.

The original plan was to have a controlling app available as well, so partners could whip out a phone in a meeting and send commands to their partner's hooked-up sex dongle back at home. But Apple's restrictions look like putting a stop to that. Maybe this could therefore be another killer Android exclusive? [LovePalz via TechCrunch]