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Interesting news out of Texas over the weekend. According to Houston’s KHOU 11 News, a local youth minister stumbled across a Cheeto that kind of looks like Jesus. Below, he recounts this epic revelation:

“When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it,’ said Cragg.

‘And that is the image I saw. I don’t think the heavenly choir actually started singing, but in my mind they did.”

Marvelous. Score 1 for Texas.

“Cheesus” now dwells in a protective case on the dude’s mantle. This discovery also marks the exciting completion of the ongoing “God Works Through Cheese” Trifecta: