As “The Who” says, hope I die before I get old…

…or at least this old. The U.S.’s oldest veteran had his 115th birthday a few days ago. Dude has been blind for four years, can barely hear, and is obviously in a wheel chair. And here’s what he looks like:

I don’t think I have to worry about making it to that kind of age, and I’m kind of glad. Congrats to him if he likes that and all, but it ain’t for me. You can have the “Depends” years, thank you very much.