Make yoself a bag of microwave popcorn, put it in a bowl
Add a good amount of garlic powde. Shake it on good, nah.
Add some dried parsley, but not too much.
Add a bunch of that Parmesan cheese that you shake from the grated Parmesan plastic container you keep on the fridge. Shake it on good, a good handful.
Put on a ton Of butter
Stir that sh*t up and sprinkle on more Parmesan , and more powdered garlic to yore liking.
Lawdy lawdy, if it ain't the best popcorn you will ever have!