OK, that might not be true, but Hello Internet really did not like the movie Rogue One, and I need to make sure that everyone in the world knows that I did not appreciate this episode of Hello Internet just about as much as they did not appreciate the movie. They've let me down just as much as they say Rogue One let them down. I really did not leave this episode with a good feeling. They really missed the mark here.

OHMYGOOSH IT IS SO NICE TO HAVE A WORKING LAPTOP.
Damn this is so nice. The laptop is from 2009, but damn it's nice. It's so gently used - I need to get a hard case for this thing so it doesn't wind up like my last one: