I saw a thing once on television about how these are made. The basic idea is to take sugar and cover it with sugar. It’s about the pitch-perfect way to make a candy, but I don’t know that it’s particularly nerdy. Maybe if you took sugar and covered it with Star Trek: The Animated Series bedsheets. 4.3/5

I know this is a personal failing, but I don’t like things that are sour. So that’s strike one. I also don’t like unclear portmanteaus. As written, this candy is either Swee Tarts, or Sweet Arts. Strike two. I don’t have a strike three, but I’m going to have to stop eating these if the rules of baseball ever change. 2.5/5