Best Castle Quotes From Season 5, Episode 11: "Under the Influence"

Sometimes all you need in the world is a good laugh — and this week’s episode of Castle didn't miss a beat in that department! Here are our picks for the top quotes from Season 5, Episode 11: “Under the Influence.” 12. Esposito: Dude, nobody says bling anymore. Try shine.Does Webster’s know this? 11. Beckett: Where’s the host?Castle: Forget the host. Where’s your pants? Nah, I’ve been there. Check by the pool. Not that shocking, actually. 10. Esposito: Junior, here, tried to pull a Houdini on me last night. Joey: Who the hell is Houdini? Only the David Blaine of the late 1800s. No biggie.9. Castle: Ew. Grunt work. I’ll come back later. His helping hands didn’t sign up for that part. 8. Esposito (to Ryan): Hey, Fanboy. Let’s go.Watch your step over the puddle of drool.

7. Regina: My record sales may be down, but I can still afford a damn good lawyer. Even Olivia Pope wouldn’t take you on. 6. M.C. Thug: You guy’s are gonna do a mugshot, right? ‘Cause I brought my lighting guy with me. A picture’s a picture, no matter where you take it.5. Castle: In a relationship, if you choose a movie and you choose very, very poorly, do you lose your turn?Esposito: How poorly? Beckett: Valentine’s Day. Esposito: You should lose two turns. While you’re at it, don’t pass go or collect $200 either.4. Esposito: Behold … Monster.Castle: More like Cookie Monster.Me want cookies … and diamonds.3. Joey: Where’s the super hot detective?Esposito: You’re looking at him. Don’t laugh. I was featured in the NYPD calendar.Umm … can we get a copy? 2. Joey: What are you, Officer Babysitter? You get paid extra for doing that? The alternative is daycare, aka jail. 1. Esposito: What? Dude, remember that music video where she was dressed up as a sexy little Girl Scout? I don’t care what those cookies cost, I’d sell my left … He’s never looked at Thin Mints the same way.