Teacher and studentsTeacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Elves in schoolQ: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

EnvelopeQ: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

AdeleQ: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tiger Woods vs SantaQ: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Snowman and vampireWhat do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.