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The intriguing series of 'Bigfoot' prints found in the parks of a Texas city have been revealed to be a clever promotional campaign.

The Parks and Recreation Department for the city of Round Rock, Texas generated numerous headlines this week after they posted photos of 'mysterious' giant footprints allegedly spotted by their surveillance system.

However a number of elements to the story suggested that claims of a Bigfoot roaming the area were less than genuine.

Now a report from the TV station KXAN confirms suspicions that the entire affair is part of a plan by the city to try and get local children to make use of the area's parks this summer.

According to the segment, park rangers will be planting 'Bigfoot clues' throughout the city over the next few weeks and any kids who find these 'Sasquatch signs' will receive prizes.

And, much like the North Carolina town of Troy, it appears that Round Rock is going 'all in' on the legendary cryptid by hanging 'Bigfoot Crossing' signs around the city.

While Bigfoot fans may be disappointed to find out that the footprints are not real, it's hard to fault the city for trying to fool people, since the hoax is for a good cause and was pretty obvious to anyone who could tell that shenanigans were afoot.

The british bigfooters that post here have such a fantasy view of the United States. This vast largely unexplored wilderness. LOL Then, they view the non-bigfoot-believers as the "trailer park/toothless" crowd, when it is the exact opposite.

They need this fantasy country with this fantasy creature in order to make it through the day.

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iktomi, i dont know if you're kidding or not but cant you understand that you are giving in to cultural marxism which was constructed decades ago to destroy western culture? At least watch a video on cultural marxism to explain the origins of political correctness.

"When you're up in the bush and you come across a set of tracks so far removed from any of the nearest roads, you didn't even know you were gonna be at that spot at that given moment. Who on Earth put those tracks there, how did they get there and why are they there? You can't just turn away from that and just say, "argh just somebody's playing a joke." If people are gonna play a joke they're gonna go down by a park where you know people see something, you're not gonna go way up in the bush."- Bill Miller, Eye Witness & Field Researcher

Ya just upset Bill Miller destroyed your Greg Long fantasy. Got any evidence he's a fraud? I mean REAL evidence now. Not just the opinion of someone who thinks everyone on the blog is attacking him with a psy-ops experiment from a US airforce base.

Your fundamental mistake, is thinking you have this fresh world stage/audience every day, who don't know how you've been blown out of the water on every angle that little mind of yours has used for the past six years. With Greg Long's lies being just one of those pitiful little angles.

And let's face it, you wouldn't be this angry all the time of you at least one of those angles demonstrated just how fantasy-like "Bigfoot" is.

What's this? Some kind of video by the Rocky Mountain Sasquatch Organization following up on a recent Bigfoot sighting? Isn't that Kelly Shaw's group? Doesn't matter if it's six days or six years the results will be the same. That's why I'm...

Rictor would love to be a whorish fiend. Only issue with that. All orientations find the bald, aging, obese flamer unappealingly disgusting. Rictor should stick with what he does best sucking corn kernals off of shiney little mushroom sticks.