Here's something I wrote up for Haute Macabre a week or so ago. I've been caught up in jury duty since (ugh!), but as soon as I'm free- changes are coming. It's been too long with this good girl hair shit.

After close to fifteen years, the dentist informed me last week that it was time for me to take my Medusa out. It was wearing visible grooves into my front teeth. I knw that there are other jewelry options out there, but the fact is that it was the jewelry that had meaning to me. Replacing it just doesn't cut it for me. I... Read More

I don't think I have room to write the laundry list of ways that SG has changed my life over the last ten plus years.

Sure, there's obvious things- meeting people, being on tour for years, traveling all over the world. I've had some zany adventures, met my fair share of celebrities, been in some movies and TV shows and gotten on... Read More

So, 2013 was basically the year in which everything was way harder than I expected it be, took way longer than I planned for it to take, and I STILL GOT THAT SHIT DONE. So, fuck you, 21013. You can leave now. You lost.

Ah, San Francisco. Had a lovely work dinner last night at a chi-chi steakhouse, courting possible partners in town from the UK. Just lovely. After dinner, we headed next door into a beautiful upscale bar, ordered drinks, and then found ourselves facing a full wall projection of animated giant vaginas fucking the skyline, breaking buildings and drenching everything in goo. The HR lady from the... Read More