I'm writing a screenplay called Arius. It's logline is: A young Pentecostal Minister gets labeled a heretic after questioning the existence of Jesus Christ. I'm a follower of Egyptologist Walter Williams, who has received death threats for saying that the best place for the Bible, Koran and Torah is in the trash.

Well back in the day when I was a bad girl it used to be used to snort copious amount of cocaine off. Now that I am a straight edge good girl it merely sits in my bookcase, it has been read many times for research purposes throughout my university career, aptly placed next to Mein Kampf as there are distinct similarities. It comes out whenever I feel the need to memorise more Biblical quotes to help me give fundamentalist believers enough rope to hang themselves. Nevertheless I am aware that it's there if we ever run out of toilet paper. Then I can say both literally and metaphorically; "It's not even fit to wipe my arse with."