my ass

arite this is a serious thread try to save the jokes for after i get a decent response...basically long story short, an hour after i shit, i need to rewipe my ass.
if i shit and then go to the gym, i need to rewipe my ass midworkout.
if i shit and take a shower, i still need to rewipe.
i try to wipe as best as possible after i go to the bathroom. but still i need to rewipe an hour later...whats the deal? anyone have this experience? i dont have skid marks or anything liek that, my ass just feels itchy.

your nasty! and to think ive let you drink out of my cups and sit on my furniture! (well youve carried the furniture)

honestly though bro, I buy the hell out of those flushable baby wipes at the grocery store and keep them by the shitter, now Im a home shitter, I try to only poop at home. But you gotta swirl those phukers around until it comes out clean bro. I so I wipe with regular TP then do some laps with the wipes until thine anus is clean as a whistle. That plus a freshly shaved sack really helps you get repeat head. I got a freaky one that likes to lick the taint and ass so I gotta stay clean.
you feeling better BTW? let me know when your ready to W/O

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IAS= Itchy Asshole Syndrome
Can be really annoying and bothersome to someone that doesn't know how to wipe their ass. As said above, baby wipes will help clean your hole and taint and will help to avoid digging in your ass in front of others.
Good luck,
CR

eewwww

Originally Posted by Ima******ger

Noooooooo, please don't post pics. LMFAO I don't laugh my itchy ass off. I don't ich, but you might want to use scotch tape on you ass and check it in the morning. If it is covered you have pin worm. You could have a parasitic worm that causes itching. Please don't post results. Go to colonblow dot com and get you some colon cleanser or use anyting that has some udecylic or caprylic acid in it to kill parasites. Black walnut extract works good. Usually any detox product has this in it for getting rid of GI worms. and remember the old chineese proverb...... man who go to bed with itch butt wake up with smelly finger. LOL

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