"Well, Little Jimmy, once upon a time, after conquering all their foes, the mighty Kingdom of Dubbadub-Eef put all their new slaves to work. Many had been taken from their prison and led into pots of molten steel—to help forge Lord Vincent's Throne of Souls. But, those lucky to live were put to work in his magical theater, where they did his bidding like marionettes on strings."

"Daddy, what's a 'prison?'"

"It's where we keep your mother, son.

Now, the first to do Lord Vincent's bidding was page Diamond Dallas, a champion of the People's realm. He had been a loyal servant to Titanus Turner, a goofy yet lovable slave owner in the southern kingdom. As punishment, Lord Vincent had page Dallas enact a play where he would sniff the feet of women bound by wedlock. All the while holding a smile on his face, like a village idiot. In the second act, page Dallas begins a monologue, in a mirror, which concludes with him rubbing lotion on his skin and saying that he would fornicate with himself."

WWE officials had been negotiating with Chris Jericho on a new contract in recent weeks, but talks fell through. WWE opted to cease talks with the wrestler/musician in recent days.

It is believed that the proposed deal fell through due to control over when he worked as well as his activities outside of WWE. Officials were seeking an arrangement where the company would be his top priority and they would have some control over his outside endeavors. Jericho, on the other hand, wanted complete control of all of his activities.

Jericho was open to returning as early as this month had WWE agreed to his terms. He was looking to work forty to fifty dates per year, including full-time for cycles and even assisting the developmental program. However, he would determine the periods when he worked and would be strictly unavailable during tours, which WWE was not in favor of.

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WWE Hall of Famer Edge reportedly has a lot of heat on him with WWE management for turning down a Legends contract multiple times. WWE’s most recent attempt to sign Edge came two weeks ago when he appeared on SmackDown.

Edge has not satisfied with the amount of money offered to him and does not want to be restricted with what companies he can appear for.

Edge will be making an appearance for Tommy Dreamer’s new House of Hardcore promotion on October 6th, 2012 in the Mid-Hudson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie, NY. A Legends deal would likely prohibit him from appearing on shows like this.

There is also a belief in WWE that Beth Phoenix’s recent departure is partially so she can help her boyfriend, Edge, recover from the neck surgery he is scheduled to undergo next month.

All that said, the relationship is rocky but the door is still open for Edge to appear for WWE again in the future.

As announced last Friday by WWE, the sports-entertainment organization came to terms on the release of Kelly Kelly, ending her six-year run with the company. Her departure had been expected since she decided to take a hiatus in late May. Those close to the situation thought it was likely her tenure was coming to an end after she was resistant on signing a long-term contract extension and had requested time off from the road. Company officials granted her time off under the belief that she would return full-time. However, those close to her say she wasn't sure about resuming a full-time schedule and was looking to pursue non-wrestling endeavors. Her situation is similar to many other talents who have left the company, particularly women, in the past two years. She was forced to reject numerous media offers, either because WWE didn’t want her involved or because WWE has made its product too kid-friendly that companies don't want to associate with them. The matter is tied to women, because of those limitations. Since Kelly had already earned her downside guarantee for the year and had no intention on returning full-time, there was no money left for her to earn by not asking for her release. Plus, she wanted to pursue outside opportunities sooner rather than later.

During an advertisement campaign shoot last Thursday for Let It Fly Energy, an energy drink line, she received a text message from Paul "Triple H" Levesque, WWE Executive Vice President, Talent and Live Events. He informed her that by the terms of her contract, she needed to have a calendar that she planned to sell on her official website approved by the company. She had tweeted previews of some risqué lingerie pictures and the company demanded she take them down. She had no intention on calling off the project, which led company officials to cutting ties with her the next day.

Another factor in Kelly's resistance to remaining in WWE for several more years could be tied to her health since she had been dealing with neck issues from wrestling. WWE officials requested that she see Dr. Joseph Maroon, the company's medical director. She preferred to be examined by her own doctor. With the accumulated injuries, she wanted to stop wrestling full-time at the age of 25 rather than be physically broken down years later and too old to pursue entertainment opportunities. It is believed that she would have stayed with WWE had they allowed her to make occasional appearances.

WWE did not perceive Kelly as reaching a level known as the "Mick Foley deal," where a talent is under contract, works occasionally, and is free to pursue outside endeavors. WWE does not want create a precedent where talent have control over what they do, which is an issue currently affecting their relationship with Chris Jericho.

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Haven forbid these folks actually have control over their lives. You have to love the hypocrisy though. For years McMahon was making money from having barely dressed women in the ring, now the company gets worried because one of their female wrestlers tries to put out a skimpy calendar. Seriously Vince? You hire women who are more models than wrestlers, then get upset when they aren't PG enough?

What a joke....

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. -George Carlin

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” -Mark Twain

“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." -Jonathon Swift

I really wish that Austin shoot was real and that his neck wasn't broken and that a showdown between Austin and Punk was going to usher in a return to the violent and curse-filled days of wrestling before Crispin Wah and Linda McMahon's political aspirations ruined it for me.

As many of you know, black ops 2 is plaid with bugs, lag etc which many people have been suffering including me.

There was a video floating around the internet earlier of Punk and Austin talking about WWE '13 face to face with JR asking them questions.. it was on YouTube for a bit before it was pulled off by a THQ employee with the reason being that it "wasn't finished".

This being the internet, of course, it's out there forever. Found this link on Reddit.

Impact was pretty good last night. Joey Ryan and Al Snow had the segment of the night. I'm pretty sure Joey Ryan will win and get signed since they have invested all of this time into him. I guess he'll just have to work behind the scenes at PWG since he wouldn't be able to be on DVDs and I think he's half owner?

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Impact was pretty good last night. Joey Ryan and Al Snow had the segment of the night. I'm pretty sure Joey Ryan will win and get signed since they have invested all of this time into him. I guess he'll just have to work behind the scenes at PWG since he wouldn't be able to be on DVDs and I think he's half owner?

OMG Put a spoilers tag!!! We cant talk about stuff that happened on Impact!!Kidding. Just taking a shot at certain people in this thread

Yea that seems likely. Also Bully Ray will beat up on Sting and cost them the match. A real swerve for that ending would be if no TNA stars turned and they actually beat the Aces and 8s. I know Bischoff (oh no I didnt spoiler tag his name :O) is trying to recreate the nWo angle but I hope he does some stuff different.

Ratings are down, so the obvious answer is *always* to trot out a McMahon. I only hope we get Vince and HHH, so Vince can be reunited with his old haircut.

Then we all get to realize just how creepy that really is. I mean, a healthy relationship is a given when one person has his ex-girlfriend's breasts and the other has her Dad's old hair. Norman Rockwell come to life, obviously.

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