In the past I'd just tell them that they sound like they're full of ****.

Pretty much. If you've been training for more than a year this **** becomes obvious almost instantly. Either they go ballistic with terminology they obviously got off the web or they mutter vague pleasantries about how they gotta something something hips, something something gotta work on my kneebar game.

Generally, when someone is setting off my bullshit alarm, I ask leading questions. Not retarded **** like "Have you tried the myahoff lifter yet?", which they can easily just say no to, but something open-ended like "how do you set up your kimura? What if they escape?"

Even if they have an answer, if you've actually been training you can easily give a more technical response that exposes them as, if nothing else, ignorant.

Then beat them up.

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I don't train in MMA, but wouldn't pierced ears usually be a quick giveaway? The poser tools I know have huge holes in their earlobes with these long spikes, or entangling objects through them. They think they are a symbol of their manliness. I just see first strike capabilities for me.

I don't train in MMA, but wouldn't pierced ears usually be a quick giveaway? The poser tools I know have huge holes in their earlobes with these long spikes, or entangling objects through them. They think they are a symbol of their manliness. I just see first strike capabilities for me.

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