02 August, 2007

STOP in the name of love

Police in Sioux Falls, South Dakota arrested a 60-year-old man for six charges of indecent exposure.

A man who may find the design of this blog a little too exciting, as Police discovered the perp, Verle Peter Dills, possesed a âlarge amountâ of 8mm and VHS video of Dills engaged in masturbation and sex acts with traffic signs.

Police spokesman Loren McManus revealed âWe donât know how long heâs been doing this,â and that Dills is being held in the Minnehaha County jail on $100,000 cash bail.

$100K may seem a little steep for a victimless crime, but locals fear the signs could have featured wildlife, or worse, schoolchildren.