Hellsing and Alucard SUCK

OK I just want to know if anyone else hates the show Hellsing, Alucard, and all of it's main villan's as much as I do -The show's dialogue is terrible -Alucard is a metrosexual bitch -Alucard wins EVERY SINGLE BATTLE -Every single fight goes down like this: Alucard fights enemy.....oh no enemy wins.....alucard comes back more powerful than before.....beats enemy..........WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BEAT THEM FROM THE BEGGINING?? Oh because he"likes" getting beat up...thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard in my life.... Plus theres is like no chance of him dying so there's no suspense of him getting hurt and they make the characters smile in all the fights to make it badass or something?? I would think that was badass if i was like 11 but not anymore. I just think it's a pointless show and Alucard fanboys PISS ME OFF SOOO MUCH In any battle thread they say he wins even when its ridiculous like Alucard vs Superman And in some cases whey they know that alucard cant win they just say that the Alucard becomes friends with his opponent....NO! HE GETS HIS ASS KiCKED.... yea just my opinion does anyone else agree?

Vampire: running is pointless. Vampire's can't be killed by guns. firing bullets wont have any effect. All your comrades have become my servants, why don't you join them?

I hate shit like that where they explain stuff to the audience like "You cant kill me, I am a vampire, bullets will have no effect on me" so stupid

Quote from the sandman comic

"-I'm not blessed, or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do, and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes; in hospitals and forests and abbatoirs. For some folks death is a release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them. " - DEATH

Comics shouldn't be about flashy fight scenes and shit like that trying to be cool

"-I'm not blessed, or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do, and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes; in hospitals and forests and abbatoirs. For some folks death is a release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them. " - DEATH

Comics shouldn't be about flashy fight scenes and shit like that trying to be cool

Batman doesn't have any superpowers but he's a badass he puts his ass on the line when he's saving you not like alucard who never dies... John constantine doesn't have any superpowers but he's still a BADASS And I love fight scenes too but I just think a good comic/show should have more than that

My gripe with Hellsing is the fact that it's very over the top, animation, dialogue, powers etc. And i cringe everytime i hear another terribly corny sentence. But that's the same gripe i have with anime in general. I like it when it's more down to earth like Cowboy Bebop or Monster.