Whats up guys so I finally got around to showing you how to make that sea salt spray and heat protect spray all mixed into one! Its super awesome, and super easy to do. Hope you all enjoy your results! :)
How to make:
//- 4-6 drops of Argan Oil per 1 ounce of water
//- 1/4 teaspoon of sea salt
Thats it!
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Whats up you guys, heres the video of Daniel and I for the hairstyle when I was down in Santa Monica! Hope you enjoy.
Measurements:
Top - 4 inches
Left side 1/2 guard undercut and razor part (hard part)
Right Side - 2 guard fade (blended to top of the hair)
Back - 1 guard fade (blended to back of hair)
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Its been awhile and David Beckham is doing some cool new things to his hair so I figured why not? Hope you enjoy
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Whats up guys, so our AMAZING friend Ken from Tokyo took our pictures and also made this video for us while we were in Tokyo! This was so fun, and these suits are the best suits Carlos and I have ever owned. They are custom made from our friends over at Tailors Keep in San Francisco so go to their isntagram and show them some love!
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GO SHOW THEM BOTH LOVE PLEASE!
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So the hairstyle history tag is finally here...I dont know if I am as cool as the other people who did it since they had funny/experimental hairstyles but here are mine! Haha. Basically I was either buzz cut, or had long hair :P
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Whats up guys, hope you enjoy this dorm video. Your dorm room should be a reflection of your personal style. Here are a few ways you can style your own small space. Shoot me questions in the comments below.
Shop this dorm room: (http://tgt.biz/wu4a)
//-I’m doing a Facebook Live Event on August 3rd, answering more of your college questions! Like Target on Facebook to see when it goes up! (http://tgt.biz/7j5x)
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Check out my Target Dorm Hack video: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2mN0ThlFdA)
//- For 24/7 dorm tips and inspiration, check out Target’s College Stylist Bot on Kik: http://tgt.biz/kikcollegestylist
See More College Stylist Videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL49VV18KYYOPM5VKzIto3eWKSVQCKxX-j
//-LAST VIDEO: Target Dorm Hack 2016 | How to Make a DIY Speaker
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If you want Hanz de Fuko products visit http://www.hanzdefuko.com/
and use the PROMO CODE: SFM to get 10% off!
Hey guys you read that right! I'm the new brand ambassador for Hanz de Fuko! Hope you enjoy
Want to see my hair get cut? Check this video out!
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If you're having trouble with long hair, or growing it out, here is some help! I've been growing it out..for a few months now and this is how I style it during the "awkward" phase. Just let it go! Don't be scared! Morris Motley is a great product as well, I highly recommend it. Check then out here! http://www.morrismotley.com/
Thanks guys,
Jordan
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Guys for $20 off just go here: https://awaytravel.com/jordan and use the code "jordan"
Traveling is a very fun thing to get out and do but there are some essentials that I personally feel everyone should at least consider so they dont find themselves in a situation where they wish they had these things! From shirts, denim, hygiene and shoes there are a good amount of things that people should really be packing to make their trip that much easier and stress free! Thats what traveling is about right? No stress? :P What are some of your travel essentials?
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Hey guys I teamed up with Hanz de Fuko to make this amazing video! Hope you like it!
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10% off with promo code: jordan
Decided to go with a new hairstyle for this summer, its a bald taper with a weighted line where the fade is to give it that dramatic effect and something fresh for the new season
#summerhairstyles #springhairstyles #easyspringhairstyles #easysummerhairstyles #shorthairstyles #menshairstyle #menshair #menshair2017 #menshairstyles2017
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Whats up you guys, so I teamed up with Morris Motley to make a voice over on their Treatment Cleansing Oil (AKA their version of shampoo and conditioner) Let me know what you guys think of the oil! Check it out here! http://www.morrismotley.com/
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This is my version of the Olivier Giroud hairstyle and haircut! Hope you all enjoy! I know it may look similar, but it is different :)
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Well, so many people have wanted a quick messy hairstyle so I figured I would make one! Hope you enjoy, I actually wear this hairstyle too, so you know!
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Music Used: LANY - ILYSB (Ferdinand Weber Remix) (no copyright intended)

Well guys this is a little video we did for my hairstyle and some different ways to style an undercut with a razored in part. First is a modern quiff, and the second is a more sleek, sexy look :)
Haircut video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxIJnKVrhiM
Measurements:
Top - 4 inches (front) 1 inch (back)
Sides - 1/2 guard
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Glasses can make or break your look, ESPECIALLY if you need them to see! Haha. For me, I can't see far away so I wear glasses. I was in the market for a new pair and saw that Warby Parker had an awesome way to try on glasses. Visit http://www.warbyparker.com/gentlemanscove to get free 3 day shipping as well if you get a pair :)
Glasses
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//- #2 - Winston: http://goo.gl/MqEkJz
//- #3 - Vaughn: http://goo.gl/CPySHM
//- #4 - Keene: http://goo.gl/Bri2gu
//- #5 - Greenleaf: http://goo.gl/XuKcta
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What is up you guys! Super excited to finally show this to you guys, I know it'll help out! So here’s my Dorm Haul as my first video as a Target College Stylist. Shop Everything in this Video: http://tgt.biz/4j5w
As you might have heard in my last video, I’m one of Target’s College Stylists this summer. So I’ll be doing a few videos this summer giving you dorm tips and tricks on what to bring to your
dorm, some small space hacks, and then I’ll be styling a dorm room for you. Plus, I’ll be giving you some dorm advice so keep checking back for more. Ask me your dorm questions below and tell me which was your favorite ;)
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LAST VIDEO: MONTHLY FAVORITES 2016 | "DESIGNER" HAUL
I’m A Target College Stylist!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AFWHbA2oTU
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Hey guys so I've always been asked to make a video about how I get my haircut,
so I finally was able to! Hope this answers all your questions!
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Alright guys so being short doesnt have to be the end of everything, there are a good amount of ways that we can look taller even though we are short! A lot of the things in this video are very easy to do, and can make your outfit and look go that extra mile. What are some things you guys do to make yourselves look taller?
#how to look taller #tips to look taller #dress taller #style tips #style hacks #how to dress taller #tips for short men
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So I've been getting a lot of questions as to how I cuff my pants, and here are the two go-to cuffs that I use every day! Hope you guys find it helpful and useful! :) Check out Gustin here by the way! http://goo.gl/UPmyit
if you are interested about the red huaraches, they are made by my friend Carlos over at http://www.vintageartisan.com/ and they are amazing. He also has a YouTube channel so check him out! http://goo.gl/G3aUYN
//- Boots are from H&M
//- desert boots are from Clarks
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Yooooo here it is you guys, finally the hairstyle you've all been waiting for with Daniel Alfonso. I hope you enjoy it, the salon is absolutely amazing and I know you all will love it once you go there.
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Yooooo you guys, so excited to actually be able to tell you about this! Gustin is releasing their own shoe line and its going to be awesome! Check it out June 8th! http://goo.gl/UPmyit
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Fall and winter essentials have been something I wanted to do for awhile now and since the time is right..I figured why not? All these fall and winter essentials are up to you to like, I just think they go with the seasons perfectly and also give you that bit of style and dapper-ness that sets you apart from the rest :)
What do you all think?!
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Music Used: Adam Santoya - Michigan Summer
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Alright guys this is how I groom and manage my beard. As far as grooming it, I havent touched it since growing it. I'll make a video on how to groom it when I decide to trim it. As far as how to grow it, this is just how my facial hair NATURALLY grows in. ITs all based on genetics and stuff, so there is no way to really "grow in" a beard. Give it time, and maybe eventually your beard will get thicker in areas :)
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Hey guys so I have gotten a lot of questions on my videos on how to improve your wardrobe or improve your style and here are some tips on how I do it. These are just the basics, but I figured if it worked for me maybe it will help you with your issues too! :)
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Hanz de Fuko presents "Jekyll & Hyde". A visceral, exaggerated representation of becoming one's "change". The direction of this video was to be an interrogation of the subject at hand (Joel) where each product gives him a new and different personality compared to his normal self. I had a lot of fun doing this video and so did Joel, so hopefully you enjoy it. Keep in mind, he has multiple personalities based on the hair product used (and hair style achieved) e.g. dapper Englishman look with the pomade, beachy surf hair with the quick sand etc etc. Enjoy!
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What it up you guys, wide brimmed hats are a big part of my style and wardrobe so I wanted to make a little series on hats. How to Wear them, what kinds there are, and a lookbook. This is just a little introduction, not a lookbook or anything like that just a small teaser into my collection! :P Hope you're ready!
Hats:
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//- 2nd Hat: http://bit.ly/2dhIi8p
//- 3rd Hat: thrifted
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So everyone has been doing these $100 style challenges recently and I thought I would put my own spin on it since I have a little bit different style! This is what I came up with, they are going to be fast fashion pieces so dont expect them to be staples in your wardrobe forever, but they'll get the job done for the school year :)
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Yo guys whats up! Sorry for such a long wait on a hairstyle video, this is what I've been rockin' for awhile now since I got it cut. It looks kind of like Zayn Malik before he cut is all off :P Anyways, hope you like it!
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DIY Sea salt Spray: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8jojs5jBqc
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The following are humorous (and sometimes serious too ) quotes gathered from the Web, Usenets personal .sig and other sources (in particular the excellent and original Top5 mailing list). Since its all a big rip-off, I am assuming no copyright whatsoever. I dont even guarantee that they are accurate. Now that youve been warned, enjoy.
Men Bashing Women Bashing Some images available as wallpaper Some images available on a royalty-free compilation CD Some images available as a poster More: Sexual quotes.
Men Bashing.
"Do not confuse: Patching up things with our lovers and Repairing the leaks in our inflate-a-dolls ." "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." "Macho does not prove mucho." — Zsa Zsa Gabor. "Give a man a free hand and hell run it all over you." — Mae West (1892—1980). "You know the movie youre watching is a chick flick if you wake up and your wife is crying." — Rick Oie. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." — Helen Rowland.

"Supposedly I was created in gods image. I dont know. youd think god would have a bigger penis than this." — Anthony Myers. "I now stand corrected — there is one gift a woman does not prefer to come in a small package." "When was the last time you saw a size small package of condoms ?" "It would be a mistake to put fluoride in condoms because a cavity is exactly what Im hoping for." — James Knowles. "Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high." "Men only have two faults: Everything they say and everything they do." "Behind Every Good Man Is An Even Better Woman." "You cant throw him back because he doesnt meet the legal size limit." — Dave Henry, Honeymoon Tip for Brides. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. Thats his." — Oscar Wilde. "Knowing what I do now about women, if I could just travel back in time to when I was 16 years old, I bet I would have gotten laid by now." — Ed Smith. "There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first." — Adela Rogers St. John. "Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in." — Katherine Whitehorn. "You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance if they are placed around your throat, shes probably slightly upset." "Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it." "Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of interest." "If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldnt be here today." — Dave Henry.e.