Follow the Fader

Do The Whee-kon

Before you hit that play button, put your hands up in front of your face like you're holding a basketball and are about to shoot a freethrow, only the basketball is now two grapefruits that you've been asked to squeeze-test for ripeness. Now hit pla… wait, just act like you're smoking a log-sized spliff. Okay, now hit play, and pretend you're Akon. And when it's over, call your agent and ask him what you did to deserve such paltry screen time in a video that, other than your flashes of white peacoatedness, injures the human spirit.