My fellow commuters, a word of advice. Do not try to catch a train between the hours of 8:30 and 9:00 in the morning. This is when the students of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry get the train. They might be magical creatures but they are very loud and they take all the seats.

4 responses to “Hogwarts Express”

Just keep shouting “I AM VOLDEMORT!” loudly for a few minutes. You should get a carriage to yourself.

(I have made the mistake of taking these morning trains and found this unpleasant, too. What is especially bad is that these youths are generally well-behaved, so I have no actual justifiable grounds for my annoyance with their presence. Although if they are not paying full price for a ticket, they should be made to share seats.)