I understand why you had to close Walden Street, I really do. The bridge needed fixing. I don't understand why it must take over a year to complete the project, but I am not an engineer, so I can accept that you know better.

HOWEVER, once you pick a FUCKING DETOUR ROUTE, I highly recommend that you do NOT RIP UP THE SURFACE OF THAT ROAD AS WELL!!! Further, I MUST STRONGLY PROTEST the absolutely stunning idiocy you have clearly demonstrated in ripping up the GODDAMN SIDEWALKS AT THE SAME TIME!

Did your mothers raise you in a COMBAT ZONE?! Are you DEMONS, VISITING FROM HELL, feeling a little nostalgic for home!?! Have you noticed that between the piles of bricks destined to become upper class sidewalks and the HUGE, GARGANTUAN raised sewer covers, gas covers, and water covers that you have turned the fucking PRIMARY ROUTE across Cambridge into a GODDAMN ONE-LANE ROAD!?! HAVE YOU!?! CUZ I DON'T THINK SO!!! I DON'T THINK THOSE NEURONS ARE CONNECTED!!! I THINK YOUR BRAINS ARE ONLY LUMPY CLAY LOOK-ALIKES, SUSPENDED IN THE SLOSHY STUFF TO KEEP YOUR SKULLS FROM COLLAPSING IN THE VACUUM OF YOUR OWN STUPIDITY!!!