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What? This report's so full of blue mud that formerly green eyes are turning brown. Good on the police in the Wisconson Dells for calling up Chargers over Crown Vics for patrol duty, but what really gets us is this sentence: "The retail version of the Charger maxes out at around 120 mph, said Jason Syens, general manager at Hill Chrysler in Portage." What? Yeah, maybe with the base six. A pox on the dorky reporter trying to put the fear of God into summer travellers by attempting to convince them that the cops have something special. All they've got is a column shifter and a radio. Oh, and guns. Mustn't forget the guns.