for her inability to create world peace, despite her best efforts. As part of her commitment to world peace, Davison

has undertaken a punishing schedule of modeling, attending

parties and fulfilling cosmetics endorsement obligations, but all to no avail.

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[Edition 85] A heartbroken Miss World, Rosanna Lee Davison hasapologised to her supporters and the judges who elected herfor her inability to create world peace, despite her best efforts.

“I’m just gutted,” Davison confessed. “Not only have I been unable to improve international relations but I’d have to say things have actually deteriorated while I’ve been at the helm. Iraq, Israel, Ivory Coast – you name it, the whole world’s less peaceful and it’s all because of me.”

As part of her commitment to world peace, Davisonhas undertaken a punishing schedule of modeling, attendingparties and fulfilling cosmetics endorsement obligations, but all to no avail. She even arranged a special photo shoot in Iraq in an ill-fated attempt to ward off war there. “My manager says the world would be even less peaceful now if it wasn’t for me,” she said. “But I just don’t buy it.”

“Except for Afghanistan, of course,” she added. “It was quite gratifying how much their situation improved after my guestappearance at a gala performance there.”

What hurts Davison most is the thought that her appointment as Miss World may have stopped a more skilful beauty queen from achieving more. “All the girls wanted to achieve world peace,” she said. “And if one of them had achieved it instead of me, I would have been so happy for them.”

Davison has resigned herself instead to feeding the starvingchildren, her other stated aim at the pageant. “At least I’llsucceed in that pursuit,” she said. “If smiling broadly andlooking hot won’t end world hunger then nothing will.”