Things I Hatehttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com
There are shitloads of things I can't standSun, 18 Feb 2018 04:28:30 +0000enhourly1http://wordpress.com/https://secure.gravatar.com/blavatar/25ca3ab43b9c837430823f4c091f9845?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.pngThings I Hatehttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com
To be out-tunedhttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/to-be-out-tuned/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/to-be-out-tuned/#respondThu, 21 Mar 2013 15:10:05 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=159Well.. haven’t you had this feeling about the world moving way faster than you? Everyday lots of people share lots of stuff that you haven’t seen yet, and you start thinking ‘Holy shit! I have to start watching stuff, or I’ll be left behind!’ fuck yea. Well, I’m one of those people that when sees something online and likes it a lot, shares it. Not for the sake of saying ‘see? see how cool I am?’ (I know there’s people like that in this world) but because I love the people I have around.

When I share something is either because I find it inspiring or funny, and I want people around me to feel turned on by the stuff that helped me somehow. After that I thought, ok I have a blog that’s all about hating, which is the opposite thing to the reasons why I share stuff, so.. I figured that what I’m going to do is to share the stuff by hating the opposite. D’you know what I mean? If I’m sharing a video about an economical revolution, I’ll hate capitalism, ad.. in that way I’ll be able to share the stuff I love.. actually by hating the opposite stuff.

I hope it’s clear now. This is basically a post to explain you guys how this will change a little bit.
Don’t forget to follow us on Tw and Fb. We share some cool stuff overthere as well.

So.. I hate to be out-tuned and that’s why I’ll try to tune you to all the stuff that I find, and I’m going to start with this:

That’s a collaborative social network made by Joseph Gordon-Levitt (the guy from 500 days of summer), in this place any artist wannabe can come in and join any project by collaborating in it, helping other people and giving out your insights. It’s not fb it’s not twitter, it’s a playground for people to meet and share. Great stuff, you better check it out, because it’s awesome.

Cheers, motherfuckers!

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/to-be-out-tuned/feed/0hd_e9b4b060191217487f0b0778ec051cdecasausPeople who won’t listenhttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/people-who-wont-listen/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/people-who-wont-listen/#respondTue, 19 Mar 2013 14:18:23 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=155D’you know those assholes? Those assholes that blame on you all the time but, in fact, they are the guiltiest ones? They are who screw it all. It seems there’s a joy in blaming others about their bad situation but it is actually on their fuckin’ side!!

I personally hate those, and, please, before leaving, have a look at this, otherwise I’ll kill a kitten. There are tons in the place where I live now, so don’t fuck with me.

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/people-who-wont-listen/feed/0casausAlpacashttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/alpacas/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/alpacas/#commentsWed, 13 Mar 2013 13:00:23 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=148You might say.. there are shitloads of different kind of animals in this strangely wired little world we’re living in, why alpacas? Well.. there’s not just one, there are several reasons why I just can’t stand them. All are related to the same story: Last year, when I was in sweden, I went with my friend Anna (that I just met there), his great brother (don’t even remember his face) and Petra (a hot check chick) to this Moose farm, in order to see a real moose while we were in the land of the moose. Anyway, we went there and after seeing how Petra kissed the animal, there was a surprisingly unexpected final twist to the visit: Alpacas!

First of all, what the fuck does a fuckin’ alpaca do in Sweden!? They are grown in fuckin’ Peru!! Those Alpacas were freezing below their dirty and warm set of wool!! But.. that’s not the case, the case is that they explained us why their teeth look like that

An alpaca by Juan Antonio Casaus

Their superior teeth looks like if they were constantly trying to reach an apple because they are done so that the coolest alpaca in the herd can rip off the fuckin’ testicles from the lamest alpaca in the tribe!! I mean, they are not animals, they are monsters!! They all look so nice and stupid with their fancy fringe but, when it comes to the real world, if I were an alpaca I would seriously have to put lots of efforts in keeping my balls safe!! This is freaking nuts, mate!

But anyway, the story goes on, and we go inside the cage with all the alpacas. They look so distracted, with their sigh lost in the horizon, but.. with that said, I was trying to feed this ‘mother of all the alpacas’ (the oldest in the tribe), and she just KICKED ME, the damned alpaca didn’t even look at me, she just went BUM! And kicked me on my leg!! Then she turned to eat from my hand, looked at me and spitted me!!!

What the hell!? I was kicked and spitted by the same alpaca in less than a 1 minute lapse. Oh man.. That was gross, harsh and fuckin’ ridiculous..

So.. I guess it’s not hard to find out the reason why I’ve dedicated a whole post to how much I hate them, right?
Just.. don’t ever trust in one of them. They are evil and fucking viral (see what they did with the ‘Ola k ase’ meme)..

Ok. So.. I felt ready. After some hours stuck with the computer, refining my CV, my website (that you can check out in here) and looking for some job opportunities on linked in, I thought myself:” You’ve done enough of internet today, you feel ready now to close it and start writing a bit on your next short film screenplay”. The only thing that was pushing me away from my goal was this message I had to write to my girlfriend: ‘It’s alright, I’m not mad, we’ll talk tomorrow’. Simple task.. yet fuckin’ hard.

I opened chrome (then I realized it was already opened), pressed ctrl+t (I already had tons of tabs opened as well), typed ‘f’ and ‘send’ with the speed of an ewok running away from the troops. And right after that, saw that video, that video with a llama in it that said ‘Livin’ on a prayer Goat version’. I had no other chance. I clicked on it.. and suddenly..

Two motherfuckin’ hours later I found myself watching some irani blog that claimed it would help me to make money by recording myself masturbating with an orange.

My girlfriend dumped me in a matter of seconds.
And I never wrote single word of my screenplay. Of course.

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/03/11/i-hate-the-hypnotist-power-of-the-internet/feed/0hd_bba90b0796c10863ab7afe6445df5126casausRealize that there was a much simpler wayhttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/26/realize-that-there-was-a-much-simpler-way/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/26/realize-that-there-was-a-much-simpler-way/#respondTue, 26 Feb 2013 12:00:10 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=133Hasn’t it never happened to you? Let’s say.. you’ve spent a whole day trying to input all your contact list from your old-fashioned analog notebook and, at the end of the day.. Something happens, your mobile phone go to hell.. You fuck up at some point.. we don’t know what happens, but.. you loose all you did.

Ok. It’s not work. But it stil beats the shit out of someone right away.

Well.. three days later you meet with this old friend of yours who’s a damned fuckin’ geek and, after you tell the whole story.. your great drama about how you ended up wasting a whole afternoon in the pursue of having a better organization by migrating to the digital.. after that.. he goes like:

“Didn’t you know you can take a picture and the phone will search for the numbers and organise it by its own?”

Then there’s silence. There are some awkward sights. And then.. SHAME.

Well.. I’m that kind of guy.
The geek.
And it still happen.

Sometimes.

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/26/realize-that-there-was-a-much-simpler-way/feed/0So TiredcasausSmartphones (II)https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/smartphones-ii/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/smartphones-ii/#respondSat, 16 Feb 2013 15:00:34 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=124There are more reasons why I hate those fuckers.. what about that moment in which they get damned stucked in the precise moment when someone is calling you!?! Or.. When they pick the phone!! Fuck!! You start wasting minutes and minutes just waiting for the mobile phone to respond!! I’v’e been tempted several times to throw it against the floor for the second time. Oh.. c’mon, seriously!? I don’t have free minutes.. and my company makes me pay for stablishing the contact!! Don’t make me cal again!!!

And d’you know why does this happen?? It’s because the fuckin’ phone is updating facebook..or retrieving the information from the whatssapp server!! (so that you girlfriend can know if the message got to you or not) D’you know what? No!! Your message didn’t get to me because I was fuckin’ trying to make a simple phone call!!

I dunno what was wrong with my mobile phone.. so I decided to desinstall all this bullshit that are suppossed to make your life easier thaat are commonly known as Apps. I reset the whole fuckin’ memory. Back to the original form.. And now.. It seems to work better.. no angry birds… no flipboard, no 360º camera..

I decided not to make the same mistakes again.. so I decided not to install any of the apps I had and keep the phone clean of bullshit.. Well and then I installed Dropbox, it is needed… And googlr drive… and evernote, and.. fuck.

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/16/smartphones-ii/feed/0hd_a23657826047d471b3f07132b617517fcasausSmartphoneshttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/13/smartphones/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/13/smartphones/#respondWed, 13 Feb 2013 15:00:13 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=112Smartphones.. that topic, huh? What can I say that has never been said about them? Well.. I don’t think I have anything original to point out, but.. I just can’t help complaining about it and explaining you guys why I hate them so freaking much. The main reason why all this hatred started is because of the frustrating number of times I have to connect the charger on it, because of the damned short time it takes to my Sony Ericsson to consume the whole battery pack. It runs out so fast that sometimes I wonder if it’s me that I use it way too much or is it that the batteries are the last thing they think of when designing the fucking phone. They run out of battery when they are the most needed thing in this whole fuckin’ world.

Well, since I’m a hater, all the faults are on the outside and, of course, I know that, for sure, they do it with this specific purpose: They do it in order to fuck you up when all your friends think the party is over but you are fuckin’ ready to roll. So.. all your boring fellas decide to go home at 1 a.m. and your fuckin’ Samsung Galaxy Ace is gone, damn. You ask some help to this really lame friend that has an iPhone, and you try to call someone before the battery goes down 5 points because of trying to connect to the network (the guy was also running out of battery and he was trying to save some by setting the airplane mode on and just use the wifi at the pub)..In the meantime… goodbye iPhone!! Fuck off, you finally have to look around to see if there’s someone familiar.. try to stick to some new people.. but they dump you.. they are busy looking at their just reloaded mobile phones.. because they had time to go home before going out…

FUCK-OFF!!

I remember Sweden!! I went to study abroad and I bought this shitty samsung that was barely able to make phone calls and send sms, but the battery would last for a whole week!!!… Of course all that happened after the frustration of having this Nokia phone that would run out of battery in less than 6 hours (with a new battery on it). What it happened with that phone is that I threw it against the floor and destroyed it in three parts (it usually would break in 2). After that I decided to become almost analogic.. I learnt the motherfickin’ Morse code and started communicating via pigeons. Now all I have is bird shit all around. Ah, and I fuckin’ hate pigeons.

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/13/smartphones/feed/0casausI hate people that don’t admit that they will be eventually screwedhttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/08/i-hate-people-that-dont-admit-that-they-will-be-eventually-screwed/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/08/i-hate-people-that-dont-admit-that-they-will-be-eventually-screwed/#commentsFri, 08 Feb 2013 16:02:41 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=105I understand that being screwed is not something you look for. When you have a project, or an idea, or something that you are aiming to.. You know that not everything is going to be great, you know that things will eventually get hard.. If you accept the good part of it, you also accept the bad one, right? Ok.. then.. why people is so scared of actually doing stuff towards it!? Instead of asking, doing, instead of criticizing, changing!

Well.. I don’t know, these days have been a total shit all around. I don’t know if it’s for the exams.. because of the fact that I’ve barely spoken to anyone who aren’t my parents and Emma.. or maybe because there have been more problems than usual, but I’ve had more than enough to say that all the problems I see is people don’t accepting that they HAVE to be screwed.

You bought something but didn’t pay for it? They caught you? You HAVE to be screwed.

I can’t help but criticizing people who are not consequent with their choices.. who don’t know how to go trough stuff and push you down because of their inefficiency.

Fuck it! It went too serious!! Note for the next post: I have to swear more!

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/08/i-hate-people-that-dont-admit-that-they-will-be-eventually-screwed/feed/1UFOcasausI hate honestyhttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/i-hate-honesty/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/i-hate-honesty/#respondWed, 06 Feb 2013 13:30:45 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=101I hate that shit. Being honest means be looked and judged as an asshole. And the worst thing is that being honest includes being honest with yourself as the main requisite. It’s frustrating to see people throwing at you all the shit they see on your behavior. Well.. my behavior is how it is, if you don’t like it just.. fuck off! (but don’t go far, so I can keep telling you to fuck off.. that makes me feel good) I don’t know what the hell is wrong with people that think they are in a better position.. If I need help, I’ll ask for it. Until then, you’re going to be the asshole who’s just beating the shit out of me for no other reason than stating that you are better than me, and accepting that would mean that I’ve sucked for all my life.

(cynicism off)

I dunno.. when I have a problem with someone, what people usually say about it is that we have different opinions, but.. fuck that shit! Opinions are so motherfucking changeable, it’s all about pride and ego, and if we just cannot let it go, then it’s not a motherfucking opinion, it’s something that’s beyond this statement you’ve made and it’s either a fuckin’ principle of yours, that must be pretty in sync with your very insight, or it is your damned pride telling to mine ‘Suck my fuckin’ dick’.

Letting things go it’s not easy.. And been able to understand other people priorities is even harder.. but the effort is worth it. By bringing the conflict to the surface and phisicalizing it will have two outcomes, either you beat the shit out of it and you destroy it… or you get the fuck off because you see that’s not the place to go.

And these words keep resonating in here.. ‘the place to go.. the place to go’

]]>https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/i-hate-honesty/feed/0hd_79d427b2ee4b20f0aa34ea886c6c1638casausI hate people that don’t stick to their porpuseshttps://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/03/i-hate-people-that-dont-stick-to-their-porpuses/
https://hatinglist.wordpress.com/2013/02/03/i-hate-people-that-dont-stick-to-their-porpuses/#respondSun, 03 Feb 2013 23:37:06 +0000http://hatinglist.wordpress.com/?p=86It’s been a long time since I don’t write anything. It’s not that I haven’t had anything to say, it’s that I’ve been worried about myself. I was in the beginning of a change, you know, after all the erasmus experience and stuff… and I guess what I had to do is basically dedicate some months to my own self, take some care of me and.. start to let things go. Nowthat I have… I hope I can keep up with this plan I had of becoming the next ‘Thought Catalog’.. A website that I’ve recently discovered (fact which drives me nuts, because I don’t know how no one has told me about this website before!!)

I think it’s okey, I’ll start bullshitting again right now..

I do hate people that have plans, include other people into them and then lets them down.. and guess who’s like that? Exactly, Me! But, wel… since.. I started up this blog with the main reason of criticizing myself, I think it’s ok if every now and then I let some hatred vectors point to me. That’s fair, that’s me and that Sucks and that’s why I like it.

Guys.. we can say.. that Hating list.. Is MOTHERFUCKING BACK
(at least while I’m on exams and I have time to spend on my computer)