So the world and his wife are piling onto Britney today, demanding that Child Welfare services move in and burn her as a witch, snatch her kids, who, despite being safe and sound down in Louisiana with their grandma, are obviously in danger of abuse because Britney is a whore hung out with Paris Hilton for a week, and didn't wear panties.

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie, whose past interests included self-mutiliation, S&M, wearing her husband's blood in a vial around her neck, sleeping with just about anything in Hollywood with a pulse and being branded a loon by her own father, is candidate for America's sweetheart, mother of the year, and the heir apparent to Mother Teresa.

But.

Excluding half the population of LA, no-one has seen Angelina's front bottom. So that's okay then.