Monday, November 30, 2015

whirl, you gotta reboot this blog before christmas otherwise it could easily fade away like obscene grafitti bleached from a nun's back by her cardinal gang abductors

i know you have been terribly busy, dragged into the mire by a combination of circumstance, circumcision, circumvention & circumferally humongous cucumbers, but that is no kind of excuse for ducking out on what is the most exciting blog in cyberspace

don't forget the promise you made in 2013 to dress up as a bear

and — naked juggling

so leave this message here till the end of the week and then delete, after which time it will be december and you can ease yourself back in gently like a crazed twat