There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Come on, guilt tripping is a totally legitimate law enforcement technique. The guy wouldn't have turned himself in without the shame caused by his appearance on a government web site. Making that site was proactive police work that resulted in him remaining at large.

/he should have gotten a lawyer to negotiate his surrender, or shop the scoop to a reporter in exchange for some legal aid.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

The newspaper article likely leaves out details like when he called the department to turn himself in peacefully, they promptly sent the SWAT team, destroyed the residence he called from and shot the neighbors's dog.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.

I live Ohio. Do your worst.

Oh no, in my metric, you're already a casualty.

We send disobedient police to Ohio to be local cops. It's kind of death sentence, only it can't be commuted because living in Ohio IS the death. It bypasses that pesky appeals process and skips straight to the bad part the minute you get out of your car. And unlike the chair, it can be undone if and when they learn their lesson.

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

The newspaper article likely leaves out details like when he called the department to turn himself in peacefully, they promptly sent the SWAT team, destroyed the residence he called from and shot the neighbors's dog.

It could be worse. Last time I googled myself, I found out two things: my last name is apparently French for some kind of weird fetish involving diapers and spaghetti noodles, and also that I apparently spend some time drunk in Paris a while ago.

So I was once arrested and afterword's the prosecutor decided the charges should beenhanced to a felony, so he convened a grand jury to do so, (they will in=dite a disappearing hard on)the county sheriff's best menwere put on the case to find me. I returned home after a 12 hour day to find every singlelight in my house on and thought man that is weird, why are the closet lights on?Next morning 5;30 am, their back, hey doofusss come with us, your charges and bond havebeen increased. (How many of you farkers can say that you have been held in lei of 30k?)I am an honest nice kind of guy - really, so I ask the 11 policemen, the city's finest citizenswhy they just didn't pick up the phone and ask me to appear in the court room or jail inductionplace. I would have immediately traveled there to address the concerns of my fellow citizens.I have only hurt one other person in my life and he was a 5'4" German working as my bossflipping pizza's. I beat his ass to a pulp when he got drunk in my house and damaged my property.The waitress was so excited she creamed her panties and insisted that Ihad evidence of such.

p.s. the charges were brought back to misdemeanor by the judge that heard my case,I had testified in his court during a land ownership case and I spent about 3k in attorney'sfees with a very good lawyer, a friend of the judge.

/ahh the US, all the justice one can afford// fark the police/// crime free going on 10 years, but not satisfied just yet

Vlad_the_Inaner:he should have gotten a lawyer to negotiate his surrender, or shop the scoop to a reporter in exchange for some legal aid

THIS. Never speak to a cop without a lawyer present (other than what is compulsory under the law). The way things are now even if my house was broken into I'd call my attorney before calling the cops to file a crime report.

So I was once arrested and afterword's the prosecutor decided the charges should beenhanced to a felony, so he convened a grand jury to do so, (they will in=dite a disappearing hard on)the county sheriff's best menwere put on the case to find me. I returned home after a 12 hour day to find every singlelight in my house on and thought man that is weird, why are the closet lights on?Next morning 5;30 am, their back, hey doofusss come with us, your charges and bond havebeen increased. (How many of you farkers can say that you have been held in lei of 30k?)I am an honest nice kind of guy - really, so I ask the 11 policemen, the city's finest citizenswhy they just didn't pick up the phone and ask me to appear in the court room or jail inductionplace. I would have immediately traveled there to address the concerns of my fellow citizens.I have only hurt one other person in my life and he was a 5'4" German working as my bossflipping pizza's. I beat his ass to a pulp when he got drunk in my house and damaged my property.The waitress was so excited she creamed her panties and insisted that Ihad evidence of such.

p.s. the charges were brought back to misdemeanor by the judge that heard my case,I had testified in his court during a land ownership case and I spent about 3k in attorney'sfees with a very good lawyer, a friend of the judge.

/ahh the US, all the justice one can afford// fark the police/// crime free going on 10 years, but not satisfied just yet

There should be some kind of law against that kind of lie. He turned himself in. He is currently neither fugitive nor captured. "In Custody" is a much better description.

Because police departments are known for their honesty regarding themselves and their arrests

Which is why there should be a federal law mandating I, doglover j gilipollas, get to final approval on the language police can and can't use with relation to their job. Violations of the law would be a federal infraction against the department as a whole leading to potential fines, arrests, or possibly even relocation to Ohio.

So I was once arrested and afterword's the prosecutor decided the charges should beenhanced to a felony, so he convened a grand jury to do so, (they will in=dite a disappearing hard on)the county sheriff's best menwere put on the case to find me. I returned home after a 12 hour day to find every singlelight in my house on and thought man that is weird, why are the closet lights on?Next morning 5;30 am, their back, hey doofusss come with us, your charges and bond havebeen increased. (How many of you farkers can say that you have been held in lei of 30k?)I am an honest nice kind of guy - really, so I ask the 11 policemen, the city's finest citizenswhy they just didn't pick up the phone and ask me to appear in the court room or jail inductionplace. I would have immediately traveled there to address the concerns of my fellow citizens.I have only hurt one other person in my life and he was a 5'4" German working as my bossflipping pizza's. I beat his ass to a pulp when he got drunk in my house and damaged my property.The waitress was so excited she creamed her panties and insisted that Ihad evidence of such.

p.s. the charges were brought back to misdemeanor by the judge that heard my case,I had testified in his court during a land ownership case and I spent about 3k in attorney'sfees with a very good lawyer, a friend of the judge.

/ahh the US, all the justice one can afford// fark the police/// crime free going on 10 years, but not satisfied just yet

Ah, so you see them out there on the sidewalk, marching back and forth all day, holding their "NO PSYCHOTICS" placards? Well, they're not working if they're volunteers, but maybe some of them are being paid to do it, so they might indeed be working.

WelldeadLink:danielscissorhands: Well I see the antipsychotics aren't working.

Ah, so you see them out there on the sidewalk, marching back and forth all day, holding their "NO PSYCHOTICS" placards? Well, they're not working if they're volunteers, but maybe some of them are being paid to do it, so they might indeed be working.

This is one of the best replies to one of my comments that I have ever seen.