Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Go USA see neh neh show

I reach in USA a few days liao. San Francisco is very nice. The weather is cooling and not fucking hot like Singapore. The degree is about 16 and like aircon. I like it very much. Whole country like outside got aircon liddat.

My hotel room inside got internet, so I at night cannot sleep, like now is 4 at night, I can blog. I borrow my friend John laptop. My body still cannot used to the new time so day time I feel like sleeping, night time I feel like working.

When I reach the airport of SF, was night time liao, and I fucking hungry. So I eat at this Japanese restaurant call Ebisu and order their fish cake mee, Japan style one with soup. The aeroplane food is all the ang moh style one, so very hard to eat. So when I see the mee, I happy like fuck and order it. Later when I have to pay, nabei! It was more than $14, US dollar someone. Chee bye! Singapore eat one bowl of fish cake fish ball noodle also $2 only, and even if Japanese style one is only $6.

Later I find out everything in USA the price is not just higher than Singapore, their GST is more also. We 5% already kowpeh kowbu liao, Here the tax is more than 8% GST ok?

The only thing that is cheaper in America is car and petrol. Their car is so cheap. I saw on the TV those game show, they chin chin chai chai give away car that cost US dollar 10k or 12k only. Big car ok? They have many many channel here, even got XXX channel, see until nose-bleed cock-dry hand-tired. And their petrol (they don't call petrol, they call gas, like pang pui liddat hahahaha!!!) is also cheap. US gahmen anything also not scared, only scared no cheap gas give their people to use. So they will go war, if have to do it make the petrol to be cheap.

Not like our gahmen, oh the oil price go up ah? So your car the petrol price also go up lor. And your bus your mrt your simi lan cheow thing price also go up. And go up liao never come back down. You die your business.

I saw the newpaper got Oak Land (is also inside SF) they want to make the people can own only three dog each. This kind of law also have. But then in Singapore want to keep a cheebye cat in our flat also hard, don't say three dog.

Yesterday morning I cannot tahan already, want to look for some Chinese food. I eat MacDonald eat until scared. They got the Chinese food here, but many is pian ang moh one, and is damn ex. Maybe I dunno where to find the real Chinese food.

When I saw got one coffee shop say they got porridge, I fucking happy, so I order that and I saw their blackboard also say got carrot cake! Chok and chai tow kuay! Hosei liao! I also order their coffee (it is the starbuck price kind, you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star).

Talk about coffee, USA don't have kopitiam that kind of kopi one. Most of them is the starbuck price. You cannot go their coffee shop and say Kopi-O jit puay! You have to ask for expresso kind. You tell them kopi-o the fella will blur at you.

Actually they also got the cheap kind of kopi, but the kopi is those taste like New Water..... SAI CHUI!!! Give me money also I won't drink.

When the waitress give me my order, I very excited. I look at my porridge, KNNBCCB!!!! How come got those raisin and honey pour inside one? And the carrot cake is not chye tow kuay. Is really cake make from carrot. Fuck lah, how I know they call this kind of thing porridge. Is like eat the quacker oats liddat.

I also go their famous prison on a island (some people say Singapore is like a prison on a island hahahahaha!!!). Is call Allcatrez. It is very famous because very hard to escape one, so far only got one old man, last time the old James Bond Sean Conery, ever escaped from there before. Now it is not prison anymore but let the tourist come and take picture. When I was there, got some photo show on the last time prisoner by a Canada photographer.

My friend John also got bring me go see neh neh show at this famous place call Crazy Horse. I like the name. Remind me of me hahahahaha!!! Singapore Crazy Horse Tan got to Crazy Horse see sex show!!!

Not bad, go USA also can chiong. He told me you can see but cannot touch. Last time this kind of place can also get "extra service", but now cannot liao. We pay the $20 (US dollar ok?) to chop hand go inside, but all the private dance is also need to pay more money.

They dance sexy dance wear bikini is one price. Then you want them dance with show neh neh is top up another price. Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?

The place is a long long room, then got long long stage at the end and also a few vip room (like our lup sup karaoke vip room liddat hahahaha!!!). Even got DJ one. But I think people go there is to see cheebye and not to hear what lan cheow music.

The Horse girls all is very sexy and neh neh very big one. Some of the neh look like got gei liao one.

I remember got someone say Crazy Horse neh neh show is coming to Singapore. But I think is not the same kind of show. Don't have private dance one. The newspaper say the one that come to Singapore is the 艺术 art kind of neh neh show. This one I go in SF is the cheebye kind of neh neh show.

But if come to Singapore is really this kind of Crazy Horse, I sure go one, can use Singapore money hahahahaha!!!

Actually, if you want to get some "porridge" as we call it in SG, in the west you ought to look for "congee". Technically the rice broth that we know as porridge should be called that. "Congee." Beats me if I know why though.

Miss Singapore Food? Try not to search for Chinese food. It's darn expensive there (one bowl of wanton mee cost around usD$5 & what's the best part is NOT NICE TO EAT)... just endure with mac/bk (i forgot those fast food centre in states are only for the not-well-to-do pple...) or get some instant noodles (there got sell MAGGI leh!!)

We miss you. Please blog more often. Everyday I check this site and I was so happy you posted! Remember what you said, Lawrence taught you how to blog your feelings, don't be lonely or cannot sleep okay, you know that we are all here. YEAH!

Rockson, you are the first ah beng writer I know who writes really well. One day you must publish your writings. Sometimes when I read your work I feel very touched even though its damn funny. So please ..KEEP POSTING!

Yes. Crazy Horse is coming to Singapore. Will be launched by the end of this year. Of cors, the dancers are sexy professional dancers - and not the cheap skate patpong kind that will show their all to u just cos u upsize la. More artistic as u say, but will still strip to an almost invisible g-string.

Your blog is indeed funny. I guess it's your singlish and all the KNNBCCB and NB and CB tat makes it even more "interesting". Few people would blog like that...

I cannot help but wonder... do you behave like this in real life as well? Or is this your blogging persona?

Welcome to California. You want Chinese food go down to Chinatown. They have nice dim sum and roast duck. I would recommend you to go to Fisherman's Wharf. You can eat the crab sitting by the side of the road. Actually, nobody cares what you do there. Awesome! Also, if have time take a trip to Sausolito across the Golden Gate bridge. It is very beautiful. If have more time make a trip to Carmel, Clint Eastwood is the Mayor of this city. Drive around the 17-mile drive and see all the beautiful sights.

OK. If go to any fast food restaurant or any ang moh restaurant here in the U.S. don't ask for chili sauce coz they don't have that here. They would probably give you hot sauce like Tabasco sauce.

aiyah u have so many SF readers offer to show u around but u dun take up their offer and then now u complain cannot find chinese food... sigh... u ask for it lor. And of cos food at airport is lagi more expensive what.

u shld try the korean and vietnamese food here. ten times better than SG... and if u want gd Chinese, go Chinatown la... (actually SF got three Chinatown... one more in Richmond/Clement area and then another in Sunset) some of the places are quite good and more importantly, inexpensive. Or u can also try R&G... the food there got standard too.

when i visited SFO during jun, i saw the photo exhibition at Alcatraz too! quite interesting!!! :poh! while you're there, should try this place called Sear's Fine Food, its opposite Macy's at Powell St, very very good pancakes~!

Hi there! welcome to san francisco. so nice to hear that a fellow singaporean is here in san francisco. actually the "gas" price here has also been going up...i remember in the beginning of the year it was only $2 per gallon....now its fucking $3.20...anyway, if there's a need, i can show u around bay area and if u miss singapore food, i know a few singapore restaurants around here.....

what the fuck is wrong with all of these so called SF residents....giving you useless restaurant tips...its simple - if you can't take it anymore - there is only one place to go in SF - Straits Cafe ....website: http://www.straitsrestaurants.com/SF/SF.html...only thing...dont freak out when you see how much they charge for the roti prata...anyway - only place I know that mixes vodka with Ribena for you while you enjoy a bowl of laksa...

Want good and cheap Singapore/Malaysian food.... Head down to Penang Garden Restaurant. It's in Chinatown on Grant and Washington. The food is reasonable priced and definitely cheaper than Straits Cafe. Try the Beef rendang... damn good! The mee siam also damn shiok but don't order the hokkien mee.... Ka-na-sai!!

1. Oakland is not in San Francisco, it's across the bay, about 4 miles away.

2. There are acceptable Chinese restaurants in SF, but you need to find them.

2a. In Chinatown dont bother going to eat at Grant St, because it's for the tourist, there are some Hong Kong style coffeeshop/restaurants on the side streets between Grant and Kearney. Alternatively, go up to Powell St (on the hill) which is parallel to Grant, and this is where the real chinese people eat and buys groceries.

2b. If you like to go out of the way, there's a large area between Geary and Clement St (out by the Avenues) and 6-20+th Ave where there is good Chinese food.

3. Crazy Horse is good, but the girls there tend to be so-so. SF county has probably the laxest rules in terms of what can go on in the joints, so dont even bother going out of SF. And LA blows chunks comapared to SF. here are other alternatives:

3a. New Century Theatre has good mileage and you get to do lots of touching.

3b. O'Farrell Theatre is a San Francisco landmark, but the cover is expensive ($40) but the girls there are HOT, and put things in interesting places.

3c. If you feel mellow, try out the Gold Club by 3rd St and Howard. It's a gentlemen's club so no touching, but the girls there are generally good looking.

3d. For free hamsup, you can go down to Baker Beach (northwest side) on a warm weekday afternoon, because the part nearer to the beach is nude. And I've seen some hotties there. but then again it's late summer, so it's unlikely anyone will be out sunbathing.

Rockson, when you go see neh neh show next time and you want to buy a lap dance hor, don't wear jeans hor. When they rubba rubba their body parts against your crotch, your jeans will give them abrasion, then they won't rubba rubba with enthusiasm.

If anyone here really believe the fuckers who pretend to be Rockson in the comments section and post important info for these imposters to play with, you are a moron who deserves to have your identity stolen.

"Then if you want them dance their neh neh and cheebye all show you is even more money. Like MacDonald Happy Meal like that, you want to upsize?"

hahahaa...cheebye you! You go there to werk or fuck? Seems like u njoying rather then werking, lancheow!

Last time, when i go Australia study, we olso go watched neh neh show over there. And the best thing, if u are students, they give u discounts!..Student's price, lehh...hhahaha. But the show damn fuck type one..

Wah nabei... I all the way at the bottom of this comment list? Who gonna read? Anyway, the neh neh show make me so excited lah, SF here i come! Nabei, everyday sit down and watch the downloaded bo cheng sar show sibei sian!

BTW, wanna tell you your blog sibei famous lah, now malaysian magazine also got publish, ranking number 1 i think...

Wonderfully fantastic place San Francisco is. Have u tried Chinese food at Chinatown. In USA, they don't have the normal rice like we have in Singapore. They only have glutinous rice, which we use here in Singapore for our "ba zhang".

wah bro... i just love your blog ya :) i was just about to try to cut down on my ah beng language in my blog also budden.............. i see you liddat so zhai i also dun want to change liao... hahaha... rock on rockson... show us your pic sometime lehz... haha (budden i noe if you show ur pic u r in deeep trouble... gahmen, crazy girls, crazy gays looking for crazy horses just like yours will sure come rape you de :P)

u lan jiao haha... really .. why the fuck eat macs or bk there? eat something betta lahz.. tht time my family go also like that... go visit my aunties here and there at the chinatown in Richmond area..also got nice food to eat lehz.. SF ALSO GOT SG PEOPLE SELLING FOOD LEhz.. AR BO even more ho say.. you go there say u lockson takumi and say KNNBCCB and they will treat u like king cause they read ur blog also.. dun fucker la.. stick to all those neh neh shows... there no need care about racist anot la haha .. as long the pocket inside got money.. your horse 5 ft long also they ride you back to singapore hahahahahahahahahhaha i dunno about the SF strip joints la :P i'm still underage hahaha :P

"you see how many buck you have to pay, you will see star"Wahlau, Rockson, the SF atmosphere must have pumped up your creative juice!! Bet you couldn't have come up with that little nugget in the uptight atmosphere in Singapore prison. Please stay longer and write more - you are our fresh breath of air!

hey mr tan.... wow rockson you are now so famous hor. hhmm.... i'd really like to see you in real one day. i'm going to states also and i also like to dance exotic and erotic dance. maybe some day i dance and show you lah... you said before you use words to fight with words and not fist. then if we make love one day, we also use words and words to make love together? then like that how i can try your big horse leh? i love big horse you know, especially yours since you say you have and that even makes me more curious. wah your gf or wife so damn lucky hor! :)cheers!akina

Must give horse eat also maa. Howmany days already OK.Wait horse become cough and cough like kena Dengue. OK can see SF nurses one, got sexy nurse somemore, horse can come from barrel. Run run until S'pore.

Hi and welcome to SF! There are a couple of good Chinese restaurants here without having to pay sky high prices or very modified versions of your favourite foods. One good bet is to head for Chinatown... good luck!

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