This Dumbo penthouse with four floors has its own private glass elevator and 360-degree views of New York City.

There is no better place to live than the Big Apple. We've got the best food, the prettiest women and the ultimate hoops arena.

With your kind of paycheck, finding a place to live in New York can be as fun as dunking on Michael Jordan, just like the Knicks' John Starks did way back when.

But we shouldn't have to sell this city. We know you've gone real estate hunting in Chicago. We want you here so badly, we went house hunting for you.

Here are three special pads where you can live like a king.

Fifth Ave. in the 60s - $25M

Even Jay-Z will want a piece of this 42-foot wide apartment with 23-foot ceilings and a living room that used to be a ballroom. "You walk out onto the terrace and the world is in your hands," says Roberta Golubock, the Sotheby's broker who has the listing.

This condo is practically across the street from Barney's and near Central Park, where you can run the Reservoir. The New York Athletic Club, which has one of the best indoor basketball courts in the city, is blocks away. Now here's the best part: It's comedian Joan Rivers' house. That means she'll always be able to joke how she slept in your bedroom for years.

West Chelsea - $18M

Walk to work from this modern masterpiece on W. 23rd, eight blocks from Madison Square Garden. The only building to cantilever over the High Line, it has a stunning steel, aluminum and glass facade that shines silver in the sun. This triplex penthouse has six bedrooms and a high tech media room.

You'd be steps from the arts district and close enough to see the Boom Boom Room, the best nightspot in the universe. No one in the history of the NBA will have had it this good since Walt Frazier launched the Puma "Clyde." Where did he get his ring? NYC!!!

Whether you become a Knick or Brooklyn Net, this Dumbo penthouse with four floors has its own private glass elevator and 360-degree views of New York City. It's a working clocktower, that sits perched above the East River.

"The Brooklyn Nets should sign him and make this place the signing bonus," says Asher Abehsera, the head of residential for Two Trees Development, the company that built this one-of-a-kind home. "This place is not about luxury, it's like buying a rare piece of art."

The outdoor space on top of the building is completely private. But here's the thing: you can entertain 400 to 500 people on the first floor of this spot alone.