Archive for the 'Commenter Appreciation' Category

Unamusement Park’s first monthly Commenter Appreciation Day Weekend festivities drag on into a third consecutive day of binge drinking and racial hatred, as we are joined here at our secret bunker complex in Vermont (or is it Oregon?) by all thirty of the SPLC’s “key men and women activists of the radical right” for Unamusement […]

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I hereby declare that the last day of each month shall be Commenter Appreciation Day at Unamusement Park! Huzzah! As a bonus, with this post, the 23rd of the month, May 2012 replaces April 2011 as Unamusement Park’s most productive month ever. Double huzzah! In celebration, I’ve prepared some delicious pancakes and brought in the […]

It’s been a while since we did one of these. We recently had cause for celebration as Unamusement Park made the news (finally!) after an intrepid ‘Park reader ranger stapled our flyer on race and crime to copies of City Arts magazine (promoting “Black Power”) in Seattle. Deluded “anti-racist” and disingenuous white liberal (DWL) Dave […]

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Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2012 is better than 2011 — or, failing that, so much worse than 2011 that it brings the whole damn system crumbling down, so we can start over. As Thomas Jefferson once said: “I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing, and as necessary […]