Dave Magnuson

Walkin' Dog is a member of B.O.W.W.O.W.
The Brotherhood Of Weenie Workers Of the World(a fictitious frankternal organization)
our real address: 618 2nd Avenue South, 55402

Prices and availability subject to change without notice. All sales are final. Not FDIC insured. Not to be used without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
Professional driver, closed course. Your weinieage may vary. Subject to credit approval. Not authorized for use in states ending with the letter Q. In dog we trust. Dog it, dog it good.
Celebrity voices impersonated. Betty White doesn't actually approve of our products, but her Sue Ann Nivens character loved them, if you know what I mean. This site is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dog is unintentional.
A day without Dogs is like a day without Toppings. Cash value 1/3000¢. Contraindicated with cat food. Dog, Dog, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. We built this doggie on rock 'n roll. Doghazi!!!!1!
If you experience five consecutive days of Walkin' Dog, stop taking Walkin' Dog for two days then resume taking Walkin' Dog. Offer of pleasure void among those who do not use Walkin' Dog. Sometimes you feel like a Dog, sometimes you don't.
No stadiums were harmed in the preparation of our Secret Stadium Sauce, tho rare species of fish were. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Doginski. Oh, doggie, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey, doggie! Hey, doggie! I'm now humorous, upgraded from serious condition.
At participating dogs only. Our bark is about as good as our bite. Though none of our products have bark in them. Consult your doctor if Dogs last more than 4 hours. Insult your doctor if Dogs last less than that. I'll be the dog-about; the words will make you out and out.
Portions of this program have been prerecorded. Don't want to be an American hamburger idiot! Walkin' Dog, because you're worth it. Thank you for your patience. Your call is very important to us. Blurg!
Common side effects from use of Walkin' Dog include: uncontrollable joy or euphoria; a more distant relationship with one's outer self; a closer relationship with one's inner self; loss of two or three dollars.
Filmed before a live studio audience. All of our products are now available without a prescription. Feel free to "tweet" a picture of any of our products. Be sure to take advantage of our specials; We don't want you leaving half-cocked! Make a weiner great again!
I'm Dave and I approved this message because a stronger Dog is a stronger America; Dogs we can believe in.