Punjab Police

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the
Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The
judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission .
He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest
time will be adjudged the best .
First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half
an hour with a Lion all tied up .
Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up
lion .
Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one
hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide
to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching ,
they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis
have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu
sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@!
You are a lion)