Why do you have to be so delightfully yummy + dastardly sinister for our pearly white choppers at the same time?

Just asking...

Love, FBP

Look, let's be honest: You. Me. We're all gonna be knocking back a few over this upcoming long weekend. Amiright? Course I am.

Well, while you're doing so, why not put the best interests of that gorgeous smile of yours first? Like maybe don't drink anything that causes them to turn un-awesome colors.

To help you figure out which cocktails are teeth-friendly and which aren't, I'd like to present this adorable chart from a deeply kick-ass crew of New York mega-dentists: Lowenberg, Lituchy & Kantor.

I've known Marc Lowenberg and Gregg Lituchy for decades, and have used them frequently as resources for stories I've written for tons of different magazines + publications. Most recently, I chatted-up Marc when I wrote a piece for Town & Country about getting braces again at the not-young age of 50-Something. He also gave me his opinion on a new-fangled super-sonic toothbrush for a story I wrote for The Wall Street Journalabout some of my favorite beauty devices.