Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

I’ve been browsing the forum here a bit, and lately I’m seeing a lot of things that just aren’t right. I’m talking about a lot of drama and such. Lots of accusations, and “alt revealing” and other such things that, frankly, I don’t know a damn thing about. I do want to say something, though. Do you remember a time when everyone on forumwarz got along, with the exception of those few ne’er-do-wells who were quickly thwarted by teamwork? Those were good times. Lately though, it seems that everyone is at each others’ throats. Klan against Klan, alt against alt, bullets flying everywhere, and the neutral parties getting caught in the crossfire. Now, don’t get me wrong, I realize that much of this is just joking, because of the nature of Forumwarz. There is some seriousness to it, which I have seen manifest itself outside the game. Yes, it may just be a game on the Internet, but can’t we all just try to get along anyways? I mean, for the sake of roleplaying purposes hate each other, but in reality, we should all try to be friends and love each other.

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I feel cold and scared. What would I do if someone exposed my alts? How can I live on the internet if I am revealed as being la noche triste or peek-a-boo? What would happen if it was found that I am Chito? Please Agent_Orange, what should I do?

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

Death Merchant: Yes you are. Everyone on the Internet is a girl. Pay attention!

was: You need my new self-help book “Overcoming Your Fear of Being Humiliated on an Internet Game” It’s helped many people like yourselves, who were no longer afraid to say “HEY WORLD, THESE ARE MY ALTS AND I’M PROUD. It can be yours for the low, low price of 10 easy payments of $99.95. Don’t worry, though. I’m sure no one will ever figure out that those guys are actually you. You definitely hide it well.

To all the rest of you who replied but are not important enough to mention by name: Please just take my advice into consideration. I’m not asking for a miracle, or a cease-fire, but it’s Christmas damnit (maybe that Jewish holiday too, but nobody gives a **** about that) and we should all come together for the spirit of the Holiday. Do it for the memory of the poor Angel, who gave her life to save George Bush from Michael Jackson and Muslims, because when it comes right down to it… isn’t that what Easter is all about?