Red Sox security forces worse than the Boston bullpen

While some Red Sox fans are less than thrilled with Shelley Duncan’s classless-but-hilarious autograph, the Fenway Faithful managed to out-class (or is that out-classless?) the Yankees. And the stadium security forces weren’t much better.

Yesterday, during the Seventh Inning, after Eric Hinske doubled, a Boston fan ran onto the field, stole Robinson Cano‘s hat, tried to high-five Hinske and was finally, mercifully tackled in the outfield by security. In an age when we have to worry about fans attacking base coaches, how did this guy manage to get to second base, steal a hat off a player and find his way into the outfield before the obligatory security pile-on? That’s pretty terrible work by the Red Sox’s security forces.

But righteous outrage aside, Yankee fans can have some fun with this one. Below is the photo of the fan being tackled. Your job? Caption it. Leave your responses in the comments and we’ll do something with our favorite choices. Maybe we’ll all vote on it. The winner gets undying recognition and unconditional love.

The Return of Ed Grimley — Thinking that “Joba Chamberlain seems like a fairly decent man, ya know, much like Pat Sajack” Ed Grimley became mental and burst on the playing field during the Yanks win in Fenway.

“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb” – Spaceballs.

Elsupremo2

Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! Toto! It’s a twister! It’s a twister!

Yankee Fan in Chicago

Bitch set me up!

Mike R.

This is how the Red Sox collapse of ’07 went on to become “The Curse of the Asshole”

Mike 44

A deranged Willie Bloomquist, unsatisfied with his miscalled stolen base earlier in the season, decides to fan the flames and steal Yankees’ Second Baseman, Robinson Cano’s hat after running onto the field in Fenway Park Sunday night. Bloomquist is seen here gesturing to Cano that he was indeed, safe.

http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/rings/ Sean McNally

Moments later, Flynnie has second thoughts about his impromptu campaign event to become president of Red Sox Nation.

Wordewizard

In a botched terrorist plot, unidentified Boston fan curses “f–kin Yankees” when he realizes his trigger was swapped with Jonathon Papelbon’s cell phone.

Kei Igawa: “In the country of my country, this is how we rolled.”

Cas

New Era’s 2007 ad campaign: “Some people will do anything to get their hands on the new 59Fifty Authentic MLB caps with moisture management technology!!!”

Wordewizard

“All my records they don’t get played,
‘cuz all my records they don’t get made,
when you rap like me you don’t get paid,
and when you roll like me you don’t get laid,”
reports defeated Bostonian.

Sammy Sutton

i its a shame that security intercepted the yankee fan cause he was after farnsworth and igawa