As a preventative measure, I am going to be mailing this bumper sticker to the zookeeper so he can slap it onto the rumps of other newborn calves. I am happy to play such a small, yet significant, role in animal conservation.

Humbly Yours,

CatholicGelt

Love can be so cruel.

In honor of Fugly Doodle Friday, I bring you a new concept: bumper stickers by CatholicGelt and friends. If you have any phrases or ideas that you would like me to make into a bumper sticker, hit me up and I will use my handy dandy editing skills in MS Paint and CustomInk to create a design.