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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A husband and wife that just moved in next door, I believe is running from the law. They drive a 1966 Ford Thunderbird convertible, and I overheard them saying that before they’ll allow themselves to get caught and go to prison, they’ll drive their car over the edge of the Grand Canyon and kill themselves. I could be wrong about the couple, but for now, I am going to keep an eye on Thelma and Lou Heeze.