AZGman

Thought for the day.... Gawd, how I love logic in its purest form. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s#it .

acemom

Thought for the day.... Gawd, how I love logic in its purest form. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap .

Lynnzoi

Thought for the day.... Gawd, how I love logic in its purest form. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap .

acemom

AZGman

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla. exactly the way the pros do it.

The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball had always fallen short, into the water.

Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating very challenging holes.

Recently he went to Sawgrass to try again.

When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball as usual, and said a silent prayer.

However, before he could hit it, a powerful voice from above seemed to be booming out from the clouds, saying,

"WAIT...REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND NEW ONE."

He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that this same force seemed to be implying that he was going to finally achieve his lifelong ambition.

As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again,

"WAIT. STEP BACK... TAKE A PRACTICE SWING."

So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly force was going to make his dream come true.

Lynnzoi

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and
one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.........
Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.....?????"

AZGman

Lynnzoi wrote:Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and
one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.........
Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.....?????"

Lynnzoi

Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV there are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there? - We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?
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Many of our children go there and never come back. Why are we still there?
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Their government was unstable, and they had loopy leadership. Why are we still there?
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Many of their people are uncivilized. Why are we still there?
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The place is subject to natural disasters, that we are supposed to bail them out from. Why are we still there?
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There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand. Why are we still there?
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Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans. Why are we still there?
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We can't even secure the borders. Why are we still there?
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They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?
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It is becoming very clear ... SOONER OR LATER WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA

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