Ellie: [Manny and Diego are trapped by a meat-eating plant] That's it, I'm tearing that thing out through the root. Buck: Do that, and it'll clamp shut forever. Ellie: What? Buck: Calm down, preggers. Don't get your trunk in a knot. I'll have them out of there before they're digested. Manny: Digested? Buck: They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one. Manny: I'm not fat!

Ellie: [Talking about Sid being missing] This isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid Manny: Yeah. But if I have been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here. Buck: [interrupts] Better friend, Are you pluckin' my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy! Not the best husband or father... but a darn good friend!

Buck: Now then, eyes forward, back straight... oh, and breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die. Ellie: Toxic fumes? Buck: Just another day in paradise!

Eddie: So, Why do they call it the Chasm of Death? Buck: Well, We tried big smelly crack but uh, that just made everybody giggle! Manny: Well now what? Buck: [Buck pulls on a cord and a large ribcage on a vine appears] Madam...? [gestures for Ellie to get on] Manny: Whoa! She is not doing that! Buck: Bup bup bup bup! Rule number 1...? Eddie: Ooh ooh ooh! [raises his hand in the air] Buck: Ah! Come on mammoth! You're supposed to have a good memory! Ellie: Always listen to Buck! [walks onto the rib cage] Buck: Now eyes forward, Back straight and [quietly] Buck: breath in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die. Ellie: TOXIC FUMES? Buck: Just another day in paradise! [cuts the vine to release the rib cage] Manny: Wait! Buck: GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Manny: [moment of silence and then sees the empty ribcage move towards them] Ellie? You okay? Ellie: [calling from the other side] You have to try this! Buck: Alright! Now Pile on everyone! Couldn't be easier! Buck: [the cage is stranded in the middle of the fumes] Don't panic! Just some uh technical Difficulties! Keep holding it in boys! Eddie: [Stops holding his breath] I cant take it anymore! Crash: He breathed it! [gasps] Crash: now I'm breathing it! [crash & eddie make choking noises] Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead! Crash: [in a squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous! Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Me? You should hear you! [Both laugh hard] Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Alright Alright. and a one, and a two... Crash, Eddie: [in a squeaky voice, singing] Christmas, Christmas time is near...

Manny: [looking at Eddie & Crash singing] Are you crazy? Diego: [lets go of his breath, in a squeaky voice] Its not poison! [surprised by his voice, he laughs hysterically with Eddie & Crash] Crash: [in a squeaky voice] That is Sooo Disturbing! Buck: [from the other side] Stop laughing! All of you! Crash: [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Stop Laughing all of you! [All laugh hysterically] Manny: [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent] Whats rule number 1? [All laugh hysterically] Ellie: They are just laughing, what's so bad about that? Buck: They died laughing! [points down the chasm at laughing skeletons of dinosaurs] Ellie: [gasps] Stop laughing! Manny: [in a squeaky voice] You know whats funny though? We are trying to save Sid, and now we are all gonna die! [all laugh hysterically] Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] And i don't even like Sid! Crash: [in a squeaky voice] Who does? He's an idiot! [All laugh hysterically] Diego: [in a squeaky voice] Thats for getting me into this mess! Its the most fun i've had in years! Manny: [in a squeaky voice] Thank YOU, for deserting the herd, that was totally SUPER! [moment of silence and then they all laugh hysterically] Manny: [All notice Buck above the cage trying to release it free and holding his breath, Manny begins to tickle him with his trunk] Coo chee Coo chee Coo! Buck: [In a normal voice] Stop That! [gasps] Buck: Don't you see? [in a squeaky voice] Buck: We are all gonna die! [All look at him and begin laughing hysterically including Buck] Ellie: [on the other side] I gotta do everything huh? [Ellie releases the rope and sets the cage loose] Eddie: [in a squeaky voice] Sometimes, i wet my bed! Crash: [in a squeaky voice] Thats alright, sometimes I wet your bed! [All Laugh hysterically] Manny: [the cage reaches the other side and everyone apart from Buck tumbles out breathing for air while laughing. In a normal voice] Uhhh, I'm not sure how much of that you could hear...? Manny: Oh i heard all of it Eddie: [to crash] You wet my bed? Crash: That was just gas talk dude.

Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder. Ellie: That's stupid! Manny: To a girl. To a guy that's like six months therapy! Fine. [walks over to Diego, punches him in shoulder] Diego: Ouch. What was that for? Manny: [pause] I don't know.

[last lines] Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego? Manfred: Diego. It's not even close. Diego: Heh, told you. Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids. Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid. Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny? Manfred: No. Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog? Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie. Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.

Ellie: [to Manny] You ain't savin' the species TONIGHT, or any OTHER night.

Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth. Ellie: Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct. [pause] Ellie: What are you looking at me for? Manfred: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth? Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum. Manfred: Right, good one. I'm a newt. [Points at Diego] Manfred: This is my friend, the badger, [Points at Sid] Manfred: ... and my other friend, the platypus. Sid: Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.

Ellie: [annoyed with Manny suggesting they save their species] OK. We followed you during the day, now you're coming with us at night. Manfred: But we can't see at night. Ellie: Then enjoy the flood. Eddie: I can't even look at him! Crash: [turns and looks at Manny] Pervert!

Gastornis bird chicks: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers? Ellie: Uh no... well... Sometimes, Now let's move!

[first lines] Manny: [upon hearing an earthquake] What, what was that? Ellie, did you hear that? Ellie: I heard it, Manny; whatever it is, it's miles away. Manny: Peaches, you all right? Where is she, no teenager is ever up early.

Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles! Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago. Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls. Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go? Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out. Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries. Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever. Manny: I know. That's what worries me.

Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them. Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me? Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone? Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry. Sid: What? Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny. Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family. Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy? Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny? Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight. Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

Manny: Don't sabers have Christmas traditions? Diego: Oh, yeah. Every year dad would bring the biggest, fattest gazelles he could find, and then we'd all rip into their... Ellie: Ahem! [Points to a frightened Peaches] Diego: ...our presents, and we'd play with the gazelles and dance with them and not eat them. The end.