The San Diego Unwatchables

Stings a bit, huh? This is a double whammy. Not only are the Padres damn near unwatchable at times in person, they are literally unwatchable from home because I have stupidmothereffingTimeWarner and they can’t work out a damn deal with Fox Sports SD. Lemon juice just swimming around in my open wounds. Justin Halpern, the mastermind behind Sh*t My Dad Says, and fellow San Diegan, posted “If Major League Teams had Honest Names” for the AL and NL. Some are meh, most are pretty amazing and spot-on. Here are a few notables. I’ve said it a bazillion times before, nothing better than free time mixed with some photoshop skills… glorious fun awaits.