Smash Bros Stage Builder Goes Live, Is Immediately Overrun By Penises

Smash Bros Stage Builder Goes Live, Is Immediately Overrun By Penises

The Super Smash Bros Ultimate 3.0 update brings with it a wealth of new content. In addition to a new character (Joker from Persona 5), there are new Mii costumes, new tracks, and – perhaps most important of all – a stage builder.

While Joker is paid DLC, the robust new stage builder mode is an entirely free update, allowing players to create and share stages which are limited only by their own imaginations. Predictably, it didn’t take long for the penis stages to arrive.

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It happened in Spore, it happened in Sim City, and it certainly happened (and still happens) in Minecraft. In any game where you’re given the freedom to build or create, there will always be those who make a penis straight away. It’s an inevitability, like the sunrise, or naff albums by Coldplay.

Let’s take a look at some examples – just be warned that some of this stuff could be considered NSFW!

Ewan Moore

Ewan Moore is a journalist at UNILAD Gaming who still quite hasn't gotten out of his mid 00's emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), he went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis, before landing a full time gig at UNILAD in 2016.