Rosanne Barr Gets Drunk and Swears at Hollywood

Here’s a lesson learned in life. People will put up with you being a total asshole if you’re rich or powerful or can help them with shit or they even think you can help them with shit. At some point, people used to brown nose Roseanne Barr and tell her her shit didn’t stink, even though it was smeared over a large swath of the lower half of her large torso where she couldn’t quite reach with the paper. Then it all went away and Roseanne went crazy and started burying cans of mixed nuts in her backyard and covering her grisly vagina in heavy duty aluminum wrap to keep out the alien X-rays. Let’s call this period of her life, the past two decades. Now, because Hollywood loves a comeback story and also not coming up with new ideas, Roseanne is being given a new NBC sitcom. She got so excited she drank a bottle of paint thinner and hit up Twitter with her cunty outage:

In short, Hollywood is being ruined by Jewish women hating Jewish women who love oral. Roseanne wasn’t finished with her glue sniffing rant, because she felt a need to take on super gay Anderson Cooper for no apparent reason: