Monday, November 11, 2013

Not Exactly Thrilled About This Animal Mashups Twitter Account

Oh hey, is that a Twitter account dedicated to combining two animals into one? You know I have some high hopes about this one. As I have always said, the Internet is a fickle beast. Some days you get a lot of good and other days you receive shit on a platter. I have very high hopes for this one.

Wait, what the fuck?

Are you shitting me? How do you expect anyone to sleep at night when they see shit like this flying around whenever they close their eyes?

I take everything I just said back. This site is amazing and I'm not even upset about anything anymore.

Holy hell, burn it with fire! Why, why, why?!

Hey Bro, I hate to say it, but you just aren't practical.

Have no emotions about these things. I feel like they're just going to go about their business and have literally no impact on the ecosystem.

Bear with me here, but I think I can somehow get a pack of these things to fly around me all day and do my bidding. They look subservient as shit.