The Liquids Show by ManiYa

i welcome our alcoholic friends back to the liquid show by maniya as usual im from our UNP wall
(UNP=united national party “srilankan political party their color is green”) lets start shall we today what we are going to do is
opening our bar here you have hard , normal levels there are several levels we go straight in to the hard level lets get here here we have our stock here ive got 2 buckets and we have cups and cashier have bottles
what is this its a slot machine nice where are our customers here they come .
people are coming come come come come here machan i welcome you all to our liquid show our bar get here beard why are you crouching come here what you want bro just ask tell me what you want do you want water? mega power …
wait a second you wait a second they are coming from all directions wait ill put it on a cup wait for a second ill give to everyone what you want one of these ill put it in a cup boy thats all right? alright thanks wait ill put the money in what do you want ? what is that ? i dont know what you asking what is that ? hey dont go
why you leave me ? hey hey you cant fight in my bar hey uncle,auntie
shit did she hit him ? beard beard dont go everyone who comes to my bar is leaving i already gave you right what more you want take it take it dont go
still have 8 seconds right you want energy drink huh what energy drinks we have huh energy drink do you want it in a cup ? yo beard after i put it in the cup why you leaving dont waste my money man where where wait dont go boy take the cup oh did he leave what you want milk hey i dont understand what you want
if you want drink it or leave you want milk huh there you go milk milk wait cup cup who the hell in my bar yoo
beard some one knocked him out who did it ? you drink a milk and stay bro dont go fighting you want a lazy shmoe huh what the hell is that ? do we have it thats it right ? ahhh it fell ok wait wait wait what cup you want ?
small cup small cup this leaks huh sorry bro wait dont go dont gooooo huh UNP theres a UNP beard ill give you anything ah are you UNP ? i dont get what you are asking what you want ? i dont understand what do you want sis holy shit you want 3 things brass monkey if you want drink this i cant make that what do you want ?wait ill give you ah here you go cup oh shit the wall awesome fill it quick there you go bro drink drink huh you want more thanks thanks boi close i dont get what you want man i dont care you have a beard looks like a relative of kalu malli come with a shirt man you come here like a scum i dont understand what you want what you want bold the hell you asking what you want sis
lazy smoch i think we had that wait i have to move a little ok dont go take the can take the god damn can cant take it are you crazy to ask that much dont drink like that go home look at li 50% 20% 20% 10% milk also go im not giving oh UNP bro what you want bro milk our government boys drink milk straight they dont drink alcohol good boys you also from UNP government huh
i dont knwo what you want lets see if i can give let me serve you milk on a cup beautiful cup
oh shit the wall give it heres a UNP sister wait here ill give this guy what happened who are fighting ? drink very nice give me money oh you want water ? theres a tap there go drink water from it i cant give you water separately yo JVP boy you said you want juice huh who the hell is fighting heyyyy dont fight yoo stop destroying my bar if you came here to drink
drink and then leave with respect
dont fight here hey who is fighting dont make me come down there
fighting in my bar what you want if you want water drink it from the tap GTFO are you kalu malli drink this kalu malli drink water GTFO i cant give what they asking why all fell down ? too drunk? they all are drunk go fall down in your houses this is my business
here i have customers take a cup
there are walls i have to be carefull ok you want …. ill give you this ask things like these the easy once what is he asking ?
juice alright ill give juice is this good ? ill give you this just drink it stop dont leave yo dont go when i pour it here you leaving oh UNP BOY welcome what you want ? see our UNP boys want milk thats it ill pour it from here bro drink as much as you like ill keep the cup here trow this away alright drink as much as you like drink milk and rebuild this government hey dont fight there hey get up hey look how your legs are oh shit its Ranil welcome ranil sir what you want wait ill give you a beer i didnt think that you drink beer ranil sir came to our bar is like drink as much as you want ranil god alright drink do you want more ok drink thanks boy is that all you give where is my tip ? ill drink that later what you want now ?
rum alright ill give rum there we have a cup in place did you just throw it ? are you crazy if you dont want say it dont throw it this guy acts like its his money
if he is paying its ok thats not the cup he want drink drink when i give oh nice boy thanks you should do like thats the scumbags who fight inside here come here and do it who are you to come to my bar and fight ? oh ranil has come back again ranil bro you shouldn’t drink im not giving you anymore how are you gonna run a government drinking like this i hear sound from my back and i dont know where ok come here are you gonna flip the bird on me huh ill beat you with my own hands yo JVP scum
(JVP=srilankan communist party ) im not leaving you here cant i kick on him
ill kick your balls yo Chinese guy that guy got back up babe im gonna take your cups
sorry about that take it bro you come join me hit him not me him hey get up get up you kicked him you bastard eat shit you flipping the bird to me huh ill beat you up bastard you chinese bastard come get some eat shit hey dont kick ahhh oh noo i fell get up get up you beat me in my own liquid show you tried to kick me bastard get up get up bro get up salam alekum -who is talking ?
-can you hear me ? who is speaking? who is the thief ? are you drunk or are you on heroin ? gay bastard stupid mahinda stupid basil
stupid rishad go [email protected]#k yourself im leaving