How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Not as good as the first one.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't tell them, don't find a need to. I told my ex girlfriend, she didn't care really.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Nothing I want to share.

Gang Survey

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?
(If Not whytf are you answering this?): Yep

Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? Early 05'

How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: Numerous. Ranging from; The Guardians, the CFM, Sons of the Rebellion, Sindacco Crime Syndicate, Badfellas, and finally SSH. I think there were a few more here and there in there somewhere.

Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: Yep, Sindacco Crime Syndicate. Found it extremely boring.

Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? When I first came back, early 05'.

In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Umm, The Guardians versus System.

Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: Kapone, when he was a dick.

Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Indeed. Kapone ruined me a fair lot in the "war".

Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) Only a couple of noobs that tried out for Hoodiez. However, I do get it back.

Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..

*multiple answers are fine.

The best natural leader: Meta

The best 2nd in command: Fuzz

The best soldier: Kapone

The most charismatic: Meta

The most humorous: Haifaiv or Guy

The most well spoken: Probably Meta again.

The most arrogant: Antinark or IMU

The most irratating: Antinark

The most aggresive: YuckFou

The most In-the-know: MmMs

The wierdest/original: Enzyte

The most generic: ?

The most controversial: Antinark or REC.

Biggest Drama Queen: Nark again.

Most Helpful inside the PGC: Naomi

Most Helpful outside the PGC: SWEETS or Fuzzy

Biggest Spammer: CLC

Most Respected Veteran: Gug

Most Respected Newcomer: SWEETS

Best Survivor: YeTi

Most Improved: SWEETS

Most fallen-from-grace: Vido

Best Kept Secret:

Most trustworthy: Meta

Most Untrustworthy: Me

Most Ambitious: -

Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:

Was your favorite: SSH

Is your favorite: SSH

Was your least favorite: Soultronik or Celery Family

Is your least favorite: El Ej�rcito de Almas Base, no offence guys.

Was/is the most influencial: SSH for being around so long.

Was/is the most innovative: QvsQ

Was/is the most controversial: Prop Inc?

Was/is the most fun: TMT

Was/is the most active: Zaibatsu

Had/has the best front page: QvsQ

Had/has the best sigs & support tags: CFM

Had/has the most original theme: NYCC

Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: El Ej�rcito de Almas Base

Had/has the best members: SSH

Had/has the poorest members: El Ej�rcito de Almas Base

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: Spam

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: The minimum requirement to start a gang.

When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually
online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time
in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online
MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed
online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: Positive, except the 'excitment' would last for about 2 months and then lose It's "coolness".

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,
a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious
of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs
getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.
Which do you prefer and for what reasons. I prefer gangs having wars and being controversial, indeed.

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? Bumped: QvsQ or Zaibatsu, Out: Feroci

What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. Some competitions.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: The People, the community, it's been about 3 and a bit years.

How would you describe spam?: Getting out of hand

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Waste of Time!!! Nah, it;s alright, rarely do any.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Aliens

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

Sexually Active? Dry spell - 15 years.

How would you describe this questionaire? Personal .

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Many do themselves... I think.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? In some case, I think out of the box?

Gang Survey

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?
(If Not whytf are you answering this?): Yes

Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? As soon as I joined.

How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: 4 - The Cobraz, The Triads, The Scorpions, The Zaibatsu

Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: RHM Cobraz

Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? The Scorpion Era

In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Sort of.

Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: I flammed some yo-yo guy, but his gang right out of business

Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Never really had any, no.

Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) Yes

Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..*multiple answers are fine.

The best natural leader: Liam

The best 2nd in command: No Comment

The best soldier: ?

The most charismatic: Mark

The most humorous: Oh, far too many.

The most well spoken: No comment

The most arrogant: No comment

The most irratating: No comment

The most aggresive: No comment

The most In-the-know: Liam

The wierdest/original: Svip <3

The most generic: No comment

The most controversial: No comment

Biggest Drama Queen: No comment

Most Helpful inside the PGC: Naomi

Most Helpful outside the PGC: No comment

Biggest Spammer: No comment

Most Respected Veteran: No idea

Most Respected Newcomer: No idea

Best Survivor: No idea

Most Improved: No idea

Most fallen-from-grace: No idea

Best Kept Secret: No idea

Most trustworthy: Dan's a good friend

Most Untrustworthy: No idea

Most Ambitious: No idea - I know very little of people.

Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:

Was your favorite: Scorpions

Is your favorite: Zaibatsu

Was your least favorite: No idea

Is your least favorite: ....

Was/is the most influencial: The Z

Was/is the most innovative: ...

Was/is the most controversial: ...

Was/is the most fun: Scorpions

Was/is the most active: No idea

Had/has the best front page: Zaibatsu

Had/has the best sigs & support tags: Z man!

Had/has the most original theme: ...

Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: ...

Had/has the best members: Zaibatsu!

Had/has the poorest members:

No comment

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: ..

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: No comment - no opinion

When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually
online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time
in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online
MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com? Fack No!

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed
online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: Postive, with a few hick-ups.

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,
a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious
of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs
getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.
Which do you prefer and for what reasons. I couldn't give a rat's ass.

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? Oh, Zaibatsu to win.

What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. Gang-Like features, but then again, this is just a forum.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: telegraph, typrwriter, walkman, gameboy, portable dvd player

How would you describe your life?: Some success, some failure, and a lot of alcohol between.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: The free booze.

How would you describe spam?:Mar

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I was promised free booze.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Something else

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)I'm too loyal to the right team.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

otw smacks gun from hand

Gang Survey

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?(If Not whytf are you answering this?):Yes

How many gangs have you been in, which ones?:The Renegades, SSH for a week until I left the forums for a bit, came back and joined Propaganda Inc.

Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?:Leading Propaganda at the moment, have been a leader/coleader for quite some time.

Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you?Hmmmmmm... probably over last summer. The race excited a lot of people and brought a different atmosphere.

In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"?A dispute with CFM led by Poncho, a little scuffle with Zaibatsu more recently (if you can even call it that) as a result of an article I wrote for the GW.

Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute?Not in awhile.

Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand)

Of course.

Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..

*multiple answers are fine.

The best natural leader: Christ these are going to be difficult- but I'll go with Poncho and Meta. Ponch really had a passion for it- even if no one ever saw eye to eye with him. Have to acknowledge the leadership combo of PG and Vido over at CFM as well.

The best 2nd in command: REC was quite the force as the #2 in The Renegades when we were all together.

The best soldier: Otter- Always has his friends' backs.

The most charismatic: Otter has a swagger to him

The most humorous: SWEETS has a good sense of humor- and an effective dry sense of humor when he wants to apply it.

The most well spoken: SWEETS can sell a prostitute to a nun when he applies himself. Very few people make as much sense as he does on as consistant of a basis. When he has a point to prove, he will prove it to you, your mom, your sister, your dog, and all of your friends.

The most arrogant:

The most irratating:

The most aggresive:

The most In-the-know: BigGamer

The wierdest/original: Vanzant

The most generic:

The most controversial:

Biggest Drama Queen:

Most Helpful inside the PGC:

Most Helpful outside the PGC:

Biggest Spammer:

Most Respected Veteran:

Most Respected Newcomer:

Best Survivor:

Most Improved:

Most fallen-from-grace:

Best Kept Secret:

Most trustworthy: Chalk

Most Untrustworthy:

Most Ambitious: BigGamer

Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:

Was your favorite:

Is your favorite:

Was your least favorite:

Is your least favorite:

Was/is the most influencial:

Was/is the most innovative:

Was/is the most controversial:

Was/is the most fun:

Was/is the most active:

Had/has the best front page:

Had/has the best sigs & support tags:

Had/has the most original theme:

Had/has the most poorly concieved theme:

Had/has the best members:

Had/has the poorest members:

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?:

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?:

When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventuallyonline clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some timein the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com?

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?:

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspiciousof outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangsgetting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.Which do you prefer and for what reasons.

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted?

What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Don't believe so.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

yes

2. sped? no

3. committed acts of vandalism?yes

4. murdered?1,400 kills and counting.

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

yes

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Can't...stay...away.. from the porn

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:6

What is your most frequent typo?:some big word.

How would you describe your social position?:Wonderful.

How would you describe your life?:Too fast.

How would you describe yourself?:Short temper, tall, buff, athletic and usually out-going.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Why do I masturbate to Jessica Alba... I mean, it's great.

How would you describe spam?:Something not to put on you're cheese sandwich.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Fun thing to fill out.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? aliens, I suppose.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)...

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?Random

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?I usually say "It's a Grand Theft Auto internet forum." And they automatically like it, seeing that all of my friends enjoy the game.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?Have a short-ass temper in real life.

As this thread is simply a result of my sheer f*cking and unrelenting boredom I figured I'd throw something NEW in the mix and add a MADLIB template. For those of you unfamiliar a Madlib is a short paragrauph or story that has all it's main componant pulled out to be randomly replaced by you for what usually ends up being pretty humorous results. The crazier and more ridiculous your answers the more obtuse the finished product.

QUOTE (Basics)

In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review:

An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives.

An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs.

A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.

A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs.

When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen).

An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words.

When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things.

When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats.

IMPORTANT: Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to.

Here's the template:

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[list=1][b][*]GTAF MOD or ADMIN:

[*]FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL):

[*]LOCATION:

[*]NOUN:

[*]ADJECTIVE:

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]MEDIA SOURCE:

[*]GTAF MEMBER:

[*]VERB (action tense):

[*]LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]MAJOR CRIME/SIN:

[*]MINOR CRIME/SIN:

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):

[*]VERB (ACTION TENSE):

[*]NOUN:

[*]NOUN:

[*]BODY PART:

[*]TRANSPORTATION:

[*]NOUN:

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]ADJECTIVE:

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]TIME INCREMENT:

[*]NOUN:

[*]NOUN:

[*]VERB:

[*]NOUN:

[*]VERB (PAST TENSE):

[*]PLURAL NOUN:

[*]GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1):

[*]FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2):

[*]NOUN:

[*]RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: [/list][/b]

Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph:

QUOTE (BAD BOYS)

One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the 11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time and was now 17. at top speed down the 18.

We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 2425!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't 30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33!

I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !"

I'm going to lunch I'll fill one of these out when I get back. Have Fun.

One day anuj, Optimus Prime and myself were all hanging out at the local brothel which as you know is a very fine food-stamp. Everything was going sh*tty so we decided to order a round of Herpes to go with our Nachos when suddenly it was broadcast over the Television that the deviant fugitive, papanesta was being chased in a high speed chewing by the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory police rats for the heignous acts of Grand Theft Auto and otter sodomy. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase crack-vials at McDonald's, which were on sale at the time and was now wanking. at top speed down the pancake.

We watched with baited Chia-Pet as the Channel 9, testicle in the sky showed him veer his tricycle off the road to take refuge inside a whore. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your money-butts up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you stinky LEGOS!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and mexican immigrants took their positions along the rooftops. After a year had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my penis up I'm coming out of the tampon, don't fornicate !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a Manatee! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and square-danced him away in a blazing hail of fecal-remnants!

I looked over at anuj and Optimus Prime and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-cockroach, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, "DEEZ NUTS!"

So after some careful analysis we come to the conclusion that my friend, papanesta (the otter f*cker) is one dumb mother-cockroach, armed and dangerous with a manatee.

RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: If it weren't for scuba gear, the two of us sure would be f*cked!

QUOTE

One day 40oz Freak, Johnny Depp and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Puerto Vallarta which as you know is a very fine french fry. Everything was going pretty so we decided to order a round of chopsticks to go with our severed fingers when suddenly it was broadcast over the Donald Trump's wig that the deviant fugitive, Hawk was being chased in a high speed breastfeeding by the Canada police lumps of man-flesh for the heignous acts of Ecoterrorism and Necrophilia. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase rusty nails at McDonald's, which were on sale at the time and was now ejaculating at top speed down the spatula.

We watched with baited rubber hose as the Channel 9 left tibia in the sky showed him veer his mountain lion off the road to take refuge in a dead moose. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your broken eggs up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you greasy words!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and white people took their positions along the rooftops. After like a million years had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my dog up I'm coming out of the Japan, don't slip !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a toy soldier! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and cried him away in a blazing hail of real fish!

I looked over at Johnny Depp and 40oz Freak and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-collar, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " If it weren't for scuba gear, the two of us sure would be f*cked! !"

One day Anuj, Joel Grey and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Lamma Island, Hong Kong which as you know is a very fine Beans. Everything was going Purdy so we decided to order a round of Note Cards to go with our RockBands when suddenly it was broadcast over the Food Network that the deviant fugitive, OverTheWall was being chased in a high speed Showering by the Canada police Cups for the heignous acts of Incest ( !) and Peeing On Private Property. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase Moisturizers at Springfield, which were on sale at the time and was now Driving. at top speed down the Clint Eastwood.

We watched with baited Bottle as the Channel 9, Boobs in the sky showed him veer his MTR off the road to take refuge in a John Lennon. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your CDs up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you Crazy Houses!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and Tornados took their positions along the rooftops. After a Drinking had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my Dead Person up I'm coming out of the Alive Person, don't Rain !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a Lolly Pop! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and Drove him away in a blazing hail of Remotes!

I looked over at Anuj and Joel Grey and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-Wedding Chapel, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " GOD DAMNIT!"

One day illspirit, Mao Zedong and myself were all hanging out at the local Munich which as you know is a very fine tree. Everything was going brown so we decided to order a round of rabbits to go with our bees when suddenly it was broadcast over CNN that the deviant fugitive, meta187 was being chased in a high speed running by the Pittsburgh police books for the heignous acts of sodomy and murder. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase gays at San Francisco, which were on sale at the time and was now beeping. at top speed down the paper.

We watched with baited computer as the Channel 9, taint in the sky showed him veer his jet off the road to take refuge in a team. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your players up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you cocky spiders!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and Canadians took their positions along the rooftops. After a year had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my fish up I'm coming out of the meatloaf, don't go!" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a thumb! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and did him away in a blazing hail of whores!

I looked over at illspirit and Mao Zedong and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-ninja, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " Finally !"

j. Most commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation): I'm part Italian, part Croatian, but sadly, only speak English. Although I can tell you to go f*ck the pope in Italian.

k. Car or bus?:I bus. I just can't afford a car.

l. Capitalism or Communism?: Card Carrying Communist. (not really. But if i could find the guy who makes the card, i'd get one.)

m. All work and no play...: make Jack a dull boy.

n. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.

o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No. This may change on St. Patrick's day though. Not only is it the Irish day-of-days, but it's my best friend's girlfriend's birthday (who I get along with phenominally. Long story short, I expect to wake up in jail.

And actually, come to think of it, I might be wanted. Last year me and some buddies got plastered, and shattered a glass bus stop with boulders. Someone probably wants my head for that.

p. Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No. Not to say that I'm above it, I've just never found anything worth risking getting caught.

2. overspeeded?

Constantly. Never been caught though.

3. committed acts of vandalism? See the above story about desroying a bus shelter.

4. raped? Nope.

5. murdered?

Nope.

6. committed acts of terrorism? I don't think so...

q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Not really. I would like to lead a convoy of police cars in a high speed, desert chase while blaring "Freebird" in a convertible though.

r. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Probably half and half.

s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Lots. I live in a drom room though, so all my stuffs in a small area of space.

t. What is your most frequent typo?:Not realy sure.

u. How would you describe your social position?: I have a group of 5 friends and we're close as brothers. outside that, i'm on good, "casual acquaintance" terms with mostly everyone.

v. How would you describe your life?: Satisfying, to an extent.

w. How would you describe yourself?: I hate these types of questions. I can never answer them.

One day Freakeh, Jonathan Davis and myself were all hanging out at the locaL bar which as you know is a very fine hat. Everything was going hawt so we decided to order a round of phones to go with our gameboys when suddenly it was broadcast over the CNN.com that the deviant fugitive, Kotsudaira was being chased in a high speed throw by the The Barrens police cds for the heignous acts of robbery and pickpocketing. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase ipods at Perth, Australia, which were on sale at the time and was now running. at top speed down the computer.

We watched with baited bed as the Channel 9, finger in the sky showed him veer his gryphon off the road to take refuge in a modem. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your lights up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you hard buttons!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and speakers took their positions along the rooftops. After a 15 minutes had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my smiley up I'm coming out of the sign, don't yell !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a doll! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and ran him away in a blazing hail of penises!

I looked over at Freakeh and Jonathan Davis and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-devil, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " Use a condom!"

One day Dalpura, Chuck Norris and myself were all hanging out at the locaL Mars which as you know is a very fine Football. Everything was going Brown so we decided to order a round of Balls to go with our Nuts when suddenly it was broadcast over the Radio that the deviant fugitive, Demarest was being chased in a high speed f*cking by the North Carolina police asses for the heignous acts of murder and rape. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase bitches at Canada, which were on sale at the time and was now jerking off. at top speed down the basketball goal.

We watched with baited basketball as the Channel 9, crotch area in the sky showed him veer his plane off the road to take refuge in a telephone pole. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your wheels up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you green fingers!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and toes took their positions along the rooftops. After a week had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my grass up I'm coming out of the tree, don't sh*t !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a toilet! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and punched him away in a blazing hail of eyes!

I looked over at Dalpura and Chuck Norris and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-bedroom, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " Shut the f*ck up or illkick your ass !"