The Year in Disappointment 2016

There was a lot to be disappointed with in 2016—more than we could have ever imagined. Here’s a bunch of shit that may not have mattered in the grand scheme of things but still kinda sucked. On to the next one!

Watching DJ Khaled get massages no longer fun

Beyoncé still married to Jay Z

Guess none of Drake’s friends comfortable telling him patois is not a thing you can just do

Ever having had to read the phrase “YACHT sex tape”

Swish really was the perfect album title

Feel like Desiigner may be in over his head

New Joyce Manor sounds like Everclear

Not sure what’s worse: Kendrick Lamar needs money so bad he did a Maroon 5 verse or he doesn’t need the money and did it anyway

Bon Iver’s apparent influences for new album were Dan Brown and a graphing calculator