On 2008.03.25 at 7:21 am Daysofthephoenix wrote:

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[22:03] hi Jimmy
[22:04] [Jimmy] Hey billy. How’s it going?
[22:04] pretty great. lets fuck a Virgin (Records) today
[22:05] [Jimmy] oh billy, you never change
[22:05] you neither old chap
[22:06] [Jimmy] So anyway, that jam earlier on was great. The new song is coming along fantastically!
[22:06] yeah thanks to you man
[22:06] [Jimmy] I don’t like to toot my own horn… but yeah i rock.
[22:06] even with 1 arm you drum like a robot
[22:07] thats the title: robot arms
[22:07] oooow im great on the title section
[22:08] lemme think of some lyrics
[22:08] [Jimmy] completely original… just like always
[22:08] [Jimmy] Jimmy is the greatest/ Drummer ever known/ Can’t wait for the next track/ Jimmy really owns/ I’ll tear my heart out/ Before jimmy wears out. how’s that?
[22:10] fucken unbelievable again my friend
[22:10] [Jimmy] I know. It was right off the top of my head as well!
[22:10] lets hit the studio and record this new beauty for our new album
[22:10] oh we said no more albums
[22:11] [Jimmy] You mean \"Conjoined twin nightmare\"?
[22:11] [Jimmy] I thought we were offering downloads.
[22:11] [Jimmy] we can still have an album.
[22:11] [Jimmy] we just won’t put it on hard copies, duh.
[22:11] yeah… but we will never call it an album … well anyway lets do an album and be unpredictable as usual
[22:12] [Jimmy] of course.
[22:12] [Jimmy] how many versions of this new album should we release?
[22:12] [Jimmy] I’m thinking… 17?
[22:12] [Jimmy] excluding foreign versions of course
[22:12] yeah cool number that is
[22:13] 17 per country
[22:13] [Jimmy] yeah. it’s like… a prime number. y’know?
[22:13] [Jimmy] HEY! let’s make obscure references to the number 17 in our liner notes and songs from now on!
[22:13] Conjoined twin nightmare (a prime number)
[22:14] yeah!
[22:14] [Jimmy] Shit… we already used 17
[22:14] [Jimmy] 17 seconds and all that?
[22:14] [Jimmy] well… i say we.
[22:14] sure thats where the 17 legacy starts
[22:14] [Jimmy] you kicked me out then
[22:14] [Jimmy] ah good point.
[22:15] yeah i couldnt have you around at that time remember, it would be too much the fans knowing you provided me stuffs also
[22:16] [Jimmy] true…
[22:16] sorry jimmy i had to think of our higher goals: rule the world!
[22:17] [Jimmy] yeah world domination. It will happen one day…
[22:17] [Jimmy] soon
[22:17] very soon
[22:17] [Jimmy] tomorrow?
[22:17] [Jimmy] actually, ignore that
[22:17] [Jimmy] i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
[22:18] no then i have to see my lawyer to divorce veronica
[22:18] day after will be fine though
[22:18] [Jimmy] cool cool

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[09:01] [Jimmy] hi Billy
[09:05] hi jimmy! sorry, i was busy. hey i noticed you’re glad that the ozzie tour is over right
[09:06] [Jimmy] Oh yes very much.
[09:06] [Jimmy] Think of it, the country where the english send their criminals…
[09:06] [Jimmy] And we are touring that godforsaken place
[09:06] ah well it wasn’t that bad
[09:07] [Jimmy] Yes it was
[09:07] can i tell you a secret?
[09:08] [Jimmy] Of course
[09:08] i broke up with lisa
[09:08] [Jimmy] No kidding!
[09:08] yes no kidding
[09:09] [Jimmy] why?
[09:09] she couldnt stand my…
[09:10] uhm…
[09:10] [Jimmy] Out with it my friend
[09:10] [Jimmy] Come on!
[09:12] well uhm…
[09:12] [Jimmy] Billy!
[09:12] yeah i know i can tell you
[09:12] but you know this goes way back
[09:13] [Jimmy] Billy
[09:13] [Jimmy] For once and for all, we are friends
[09:13] [Jimmy] I hired you again because you suit my drumkit
[09:13] [Jimmy] And now you tell me what happened with Lisa
[09:13] she…
[09:14] [Jimmy] This is not about Lisa isn’t it?
[09:14] [Jimmy] Billy?
[09:14] [Jimmy] Geez man, out with it
[09:14] no this isnt about lisa
[09:14] this is about my burden
[09:15] my cross…
[09:15] [Jimmy] No!
[09:15] [Jimmy] Not again!
[09:15] yeah
[09:16] again
[09:16] you remember that song i wrote right
[09:16] [Jimmy] Yeah, called Cross
[09:16] [Jimmy] And you never wanted to tell me what it was about
[09:16] ill tell you now jimmy
[09:16] i will
[09:16] [Jimmy] Spit it out
[09:17] i’m into crossdressing…
[09:17] [Jimmy] Huh?
[09:17] yeah
[09:18] no kidding
[09:18] [Jimmy] Sux
[09:18] yeah
[09:18] thats why i made it religious but hell no i’m not religious!
[09:18] but i could never have called that song Cross (dressing is my thing)
[09:19] [Jimmy] Nope
[09:19] lisa found me wearing her pink bra
[09:19] [Jimmy] Billy?
[09:19] [Jimmy] Can I try that pink bra also?
[09:19] sure
[09:19] [Jimmy] Thanks, I’m off now
[09:19] [Jimmy] Have to change diapers
[09:19] bye jimmy
[09:19] [Jimmy] bye Billy

Another chatroom entry. Topic title adjusted, this is going to be fun.

[18:40] hey jimmy!
[18:41] [Jimmy] Hi Billy
[18:41] [Jimmy] What’s up?
[18:41] [Jimmy] That new song is bothering you huh
[18:41] yeah
[18:42] [Jimmy] Why? Nobody ever did a single rocksong of over 6 hours, so it’s cool
[18:42] sure, but ginger can’t play it
[18:43] [Jimmy] No?
[18:43] today i practised with her, and she always has to go away halfway…
[18:43] [Jimmy] Oh? Doin’ what?
[18:43] pee…
[18:44] [Jimmy] Hahahaha!
[18:44] well nevermind were going to do it jimmy, we rock
[18:45] but how do we release it?
[18:45] [Jimmy] Not.
[18:45] [Jimmy] We’re not going to release it
[18:47] why not?
[18:47] [Jimmy] We are obscure Billy
[18:47] of course but i want this out there
[18:47] perpeteum
[18:48] [Jimmy] Title?
[18:48] yeah
[18:48] [Jimmy] Nice one
[18:48] [Jimmy] I want you to change some lyrics though
[18:48] really? why?
[18:49] [Jimmy] That part ‘do the rubberman, do the rubberman’ just sounds too familiar
[18:49] [Jimmy] We already did that remember
[18:49] [Jimmy] do the rubberman, do the rubberman
[18:49] yeah but not for 4 and a half hour in a row jimmy
[18:49] besides, nobody remembers rubberman
[18:50] ok, jeff did…
[18:50] [Jimmy] Sure he did
[18:50] [Jimmy] Just change rubber to jelly then
[18:50] there’s no jelly on the piano
[18:51] [Jimmy] Yes there is on the 17th key
[18:51] are you sure?
[18:51] [Jimmy] Sure I’m sure
[18:51] [Jimmy] Why don’t you come over to my place to practice
[18:51] no jimmy!
[18:51] you always make me give your baby the bottle, i hate that
[18:51] [Jimmy] Oh come on, let’s go!
[18:52] no, that’s the way (my love is)
[18:52] [Jimmy] Zero
[18:52] suffer
[18:53] [Jimmy] Jesus loves his babies
[18:53] jesus is the sun jimmy
[18:53] [Jimmy] Lie I Lie
[18:53] where’s vince?
[18:53] [Jimmy] I’ll never change
[18:54] [Jimmy] Vince?
[18:54] yeah he wants me to play in his next blockbuster
[18:54] [Jimmy] No way
[18:54] [Jimmy] Billy the moviestar Corgan?
[18:54] yup. who cares about credibility these days
[18:54] [Jimmy] We say we do Billy
[18:54] [Jimmy] But we don’t
[18:54] gotta run jimmy, my lawyer wants to see me. virgin stuffs
[18:54] [Jimmy] bye

[00:00] [Jimmy] I managed
[00:00] yup
[00:01] [Jimmy] I had to run
[00:01] [Jimmy] Traffic here is crazy round these times
[00:01] [Jimmy] I love the beer here
[00:01] you drink too much jimmy
[00:02] [Jimmy] Don’t worry
[00:02] i do worry we’ve been here before jimmy
[00:02] [Jimmy] Come on
[00:03] jimmy
[00:03] [Jimmy] Yes
[00:03] listen
[00:04] [Jimmy] I am listening Billy
[00:04] i kicked you out once
[00:05] and i’m ready to do it again
[00:05] [Jimmy] Haha
[00:05] [Jimmy] No way
[00:07] yes jimmy
[00:07] [Jimmy] No way
[00:07] i think you had 17 beer jimmy
[00:07] we have to play tomorrow
[00:08] [Jimmy] I know
[00:08] i hate going through this again
[00:08] [Jimmy] Billy listen
[00:08] [Jimmy] (burp!)
[00:08] fuck you jimmy
[00:09] [Jimmy] Kidding!
[00:09] [Jimmy] Where is your sense of humour
[00:09] [Jimmy] It wasn’t beer anyway, it was orange juice
[00:09] hmmm…
[00:09] don’t think so
[00:10] that bar guy almost refused to serve you any longer
[00:10] [Jimmy] Yeah, you know why?
[00:10] [Jimmy] He wouldn’t believe me that I could make his sad horse laugh again
[00:10] huh?
[00:11] what is this about?
[00:11] [Jimmy] Didn’t you notice that sad horse on the end of the bar?
[00:11] yeah…
[00:11] [Jimmy] I made it laugh again
[00:11] when we left it was sad again
[00:11] [Jimmy] Sure, the guy asked me
[00:11] i’m not getting the point here jimmy
[00:12] really
[00:12] [Jimmy] OK let me explain
[00:12] please
[00:13] [Jimmy] The guy was fed up with that horse being sad
[00:13] [Jimmy] I said let me help you
[00:13] [Jimmy] Went to the horse and whispered something in his ear
[00:13] [Jimmy] So it went crazy with laughter
[00:13] [Jimmy] After about an hour the bar guy was fed up with that horse again being so noisy
[00:14] [Jimmy] So I went there again, and it shut up immediately
[00:14] right… what did you do?
[00:14] [Jimmy] First time I told him \"my little member is twice as long as yours\"
[00:14] [Jimmy] Second time I showed it
[00:14] ah ok
[00:15] [Jimmy] Get it?
[00:15] no
[00:15] but i’m not in the mood for jokes now
[00:16] [Jimmy] Let’s practise Perpeteum again then
[00:16] yeah!
[00:16] [Jimmy] Love you Billy