Preaches man-made theologies that encourage sexism and homophobia (compared the holocaust with homosexuality) and supports ignorant and archaic views on abstinence, birth control and abortion that intensifies the spread of AIDS. He also helps to protect priests who are known repeated child rapists.

More accurately, a vessel of shape-shifting fecal matter directly puppeteered by Satan.

It's been recently demonstrated that, through a process that still baffles scientists, fecal tectonics control all observable bodily movement. New and stunningly accurate instruments have pioneered previously unattainable readings around his bodily orifices, verifying his long suspected composition.

The Pope is the Bishop of Rome, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and the head of state of Vatican city.

His position delivers a powerful stigma to the otherwise respectable position of "Mobboss".

Global mob boss, the current pope, Benedict XVI, was friends with late fascist Nazi, Kurt Waldheim, former head of the United Nations.

In 1933, Vatican’s secretary of state, Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli (the future Pope Pius XII), and Germany’s vice chancellor, Franz von Papen, signed a concordat between the Holy See and the German Reich.

The papacy, in bed with the Nazis, is the Zionist movement and the lordship of the Republicans.