Great times, but it seems like a lot of work. How about I just cook and eat the bacon normally?

And they always look more like bacon tulips than bacon roses to me.

Hugh

haha you know what a tulip looks like

LucretiusCarus

Never had a girlfriend for whom you might buy flowers, huh? It's okay…maybe one day.

Ned_Plimpton

Buy a girl tulips = Two lips on your cock

Ned_Plimpton

It's pointless because guys don't like flowers and girls don't like bacon like we do.

MylesofStyles

I have to agree. I'm sure I could do without melted cheap plastic on my bacon.

BostonChiver.

We are expected to have a dozen roses in hand on Valentines Day…this must be made a requirement for Steak and a Blowjob day from this day forth.

LucretiusCarus

And then again on Father's Day.

BostonChiver.

On Father's Day it should go more like Ron Swanson…ALL the eggs and ALL the bacon.

socalmarti

Sort of as a "gag" gift!?!

Tony

#20
FIND HER!!

BostonChiver.

No.

AnyoneForCoffee

^^^ There she is.

Jabroni

# 20 FIND HER A PLACE TO HIDE!! <–Fixed

http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

She's a woman with meat in her mouth, I've found her many times

Thud

Bacon + Power Tools = Man Food!!!

NickBurnin8

…and why wasn't this posted for Valentine's day? There are vegetarians I would love to shower with offensive affection.

Suits_me

Some people go to an awful lot of effort to do Very important things. This obviously was up there as one of those moments…

chrisdg74

That wouldn't work. After step #17, I'd just eat them all.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. They'd never make it to the flower stage.

LesPaultard

Why the holes in the muffin tin? Is that to let the grease (God's juice) drain out?

huzrdaddy

struggling with that one to LesPaultard, makes no sense.

tophernator

Not pictured – the funnel and tube that drains the fat directly into my mouth.

RalphMo

I was wondering the same thing

Chan

Pretty sure it's to drain the grease. Honestly I don't get the entire concept..As a female I love bacon and I love roses but I've never desired bacon roses. I'd rather just have bacon, cooked and eaten fresh.

thaomeow

What a weird, but tasty, gift.

guest

nom nom nom

spicticus

Mmmm….bacon…..too much work for a tasty treat. Must salvage bacon juice for my scrambled eggs…

Dave

I see this as a expectation / reality post soon

Sparky

that's what I was thinking…"Nailed It" photos to follow.

Bored

I'm bored

shawthomas

Forever alone?? Not any more!

that_ALBANIAN_guy

If you give that vase of bacon-flowers to a cancer patient, they'll be unsurprisingly cured of their cancer. True story.

Anonymous

What no black bacon? Lol sorry had to make fun of that mega-douche that hates this website ,but can’t seem to stay off of it. Chive on.

Mike

That chick needs makeover roses. Not bacon

Mike

This site is racist!! Where’s the kool-aid roses? Or the watermelon, fried chicken roses?

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