Ode to an Icon, FailedCOTWWSB once had a challenge amongst ourselves to make the worst possible Orlando Fangirl Icons. Meaghan promised to write an ode for the winner of this contest. She kept her word. This is her ode to Bonster's hideous icon, based on John Keats's Ode to a Nightingale. I'm sure Keats is rolling over in his grave.

Pickle LustChad Michael Murray loves pickles. Possibly the most disgusting drabble ever, by Julie. Fun fact: replace "Chad Michael Murray" with "Bonster," and this is pretty much her life story!

Sneezing Fiction and PoetryShort sneezing fics and drabbles; our attempt to cater to some of the stranger keyword search hits crotchgroin.info has received.

The Day Mark Spiderman SneezedCatering to googlers yet again: a search for "spiderman sneeze fic" brought someone here. Obviously, this person could not have been looking for stories about Spider-Man sneezing.

The Origin of The Spider-GeekThis story provides information regarding three separate Google keyword searches that lead to crotchgroin.info: "arctic Meaghan," "Meaghan powers," and "origin of Meaghan."

The Patron Saint of Liars and FakesSince their meeting in 1961 and throughout the course of their 43 year relationship, Barbie has to deal with Ken's romantic entanglements with other men. Written by Morgan.