Oh, wow, Jenna looks so nice! Very elegant. Ryan’s a little washed out, but Mindy’s awesome as always. Look at how long Ed’s hair has gotten. There’s the rest of the cast; I wonder how Ang- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO JOHN KRASINSKI’S FACE? WHAT TERRIBLE BET DID HE LOSE?

Because there is no denying that that is an extremely unflattering beard. An extremely hilarious beard, albeit, but still just sort of offensive to facial hair. (If that’s ever incorporated into the show, hey, I’ll laugh out loud.)

He had better be getting a Scrooge McDuck’s Vault worth of money for that role. (Please please please say it’s for a role.) Has there ever been an actual deficit of stylists in LA? Just- why?