Times change, and some of the older cowboy sayings may have different meanings now. You might want to be careful using these, especially with the increasing popularity of M/M erotic fiction and movies like Brokeback Mountain.

Been rode hard and put away wet

Gonna take a long hard ride

You stay here while I sneak around from behind

I reckon this is gonna hurt a little

Hold it right there. Now move your hand real slow like

Howdy, pardner

Saddle sore

Don’t fret, I’ve been in tight spots before

Ride ‘em, cowboy

Let’s mount up

Give me a stiff one, barkeep

Nice spread ya got there

I’m gonna pump you fulla lead

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