Oh look: It's a naked, pregnant sculpture of Kim Kardashian on display at LAB ART Gallery in Los Angeles (above, right). This reminds us of something we never wanted to be reminded of—the naked, pregnant sculpture of Britney Spears on all fours, giving birth on a bearskin rug, back in 2006 (above, left).

No coincidence here: The same attention-craving "artist" Daniel Edwards is behind both sculptures. Suffice to say neither is The David, but Britney probably got the more raw, ass-in-the-air deal. At least Kim was accessorized with earrings and a bejweled headpiece! Nice try, but this would have been a much more true-to-life sculpture had Kim been wearing a suffocatingly tight leather peplum top.

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Personal note to Daniel: Don't even think about pulling this sh*t with Kate Middleton. We won't stand for it!