a life without back pain
getting your hips fixed (one leg looks longer than the other?)
recovering from a long term injury
being able to touch your toes without breaking something
getting more flexible without spending hours humming whilst trying to rip your own legs off
understanding how you keep accidentally turning your body into a disaster area (and how to stop doing it!)

. . . . and you are able to drag yourself to London W1 or London SW14, then you’ve come to the right place!