The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 08, 1912, Image 16

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBY TELEPHONETwo telephone girls weretalking' to" each other overthe wire about what theywould wear to a certain party they were going to thateverting. After each hadnamed . several dresses,hats, shoes, skirts, etcv ayoung rnan who had .buttedm oh the line laughed. Oneof thegirls heard him andsaid, "What line do youthink you are on ?" The manreplied, "From the talk Xhave been hearing. I think Iam on the clothes line."b oRight in the Neck.Pioneer t (explaining tovisitors) Our situationwas so bad that for over a.-year my wife never saw a. white face but mv own.Sympathetic Young WomanrOh, the poor 'thing,Wanted A New Job."Are you ready to live on myi income," he asked softlyShe looked up into his facetrustingly. "Certainly, Dearest," she answered, "if if "7li wflat?" v"If you can get another one foryourself."'"Naughty, Naughty. J"Dearest," he whjspered, "ye're.-coming to a tunnel.""Don't you dare kiss me," shethreatened"Oh, my no, it's lighted by electricity." ,4 "Aw' she cried,f"that's tough"EVERETT TRUE RE3K-NoxviLcc a)ypupHr to )( -ooicgpHVcx.Tt'?i-, . I IV 3e 2r TO HeA-R )SICJEM!Elizabeth "My mamma saysshe can remember when yourmamma, kept a grocery Store.""Flossy: 'Indeed 1 My mammasave cVip rati rprftpmhpr' hnw"";" tj 'much vour mamma owed her forgroceries:"' f o-o--, v JOME DIFFERENCEWhack, whack, whackl Tom.mV v?a$ getting'a thrashing thehands of his mother,, because hehad been into the jam-"Tommy," she said seriously;stopping for a moment, "thishurts me more than- it does you.""That's alright," whimpered;the boy, '"but itdon't hurt you inltne same place. -. 4