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A mixture of dried flower petals and spices used to scent the air,
You'll get it all here, but it isn't gonna smell pretty

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Pass me a cigarette...

OMG!!! I just had the best, well, almost-as-close-to-the-best-sex-ever experience. He was absolutely fantastic. I just met him yesterday at, well, not a pub. I picked him up after a very brief introdcution and now he holds me hostage. He was the strong, silent type, very kind, gentle, courteous, efficient, very thorough and oooh so clean. (trying to catch my breath) I was enjoying myself so much I didn’t want it to stop. We were a little rushed though, and oooh, how I hate to rush a good thing, kwim? Sadly, my window of opportunity for my ‘nooner’ was quickly closing in on me as I could hear the Dora DVD nearing the credits. I can’t believe I just did that and I can’t wait to do it again. It was so exhilarating, energizing, and very soothing. He is not my husband, his initials are SWJ, I can't imagine how I have survived to this day without him. I'll ask him if he'll let me post a photo or not...stay tuned. Any guesses? Long live the nooner!!!

Holy shit - this guy is a bonafide slut! But I guess I am no better being a Swiffer slut myself. The dusters, the simple broom thingy and now (heart pattering) SWJ. I guess I can share him a little bit - especially with friends.

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About Me

Happily married SAHM to six year-old twin boys, Gramps (my dad) lives next door who has two grandsons who idolize him...yadda yadda yadda...I am a cyncial, sarcastic, opinionated, outspoken loudmouth (potty mouth too) who is in love with being a Mommy (on most days) but has something to say about everything. I can't say I like to 'argue' but I enjoy a good heated discussion with opposing views, so lemme have it.