So, Last night just as dinner was ready, My Wife made some veggies that I dont particularly like. Jokeingly, I pointed it out. She mentioned that "We" need to watch what we eat. So, I said, "WE"?, and began to point out that she is the one with a crappy diet and so on. Somehow, I mentioned "weight gain". I wasnt looking at her during this conversation, until a bag of tortilla chips hit me in the back of the head. Now, I have a bad habbit of saying what Im thinking without the words going thru the propper editing channel, i.e. BRAIN, So I deserved what I got myself into. Im mentioning this to all younger men out there......NEVER EVER EVER talk about a womens weight, diet, etc. I slipped, and even the Dog was sympathiseing for me. I think all is well now, but getting the worms back in that can took some verbal tap danceing like I have never done.
*getting down from soap box, and running to a safe place in my house*

For those of you not married yet, here is a sure fire way to see if your women will tollerate any sh@t. One evening when your laying in bed with your girl, rip a big fart, then pull the covers up over her head and hold. I did this to my girlfreind and now wife and i get away with almost any comment, because after the trouble i got in after the farting incident, every other stupid thing i do or say is cake.

For those of you not married yet, here is a sure fire way to see if your women will tollerate any sh@t. One evening when your laying in bed with your girl, rip a big fart, then pull the covers up over her head and hold. I did this to my girlfreind and now wife and i get away with almost any comment, because after the trouble i got in after the farting incident, every other stupid thing i do or say is cake.

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i do this alot man! whats even funnier, is when the wife is laying there and farts, pull the covers over her head for her own dutch oven!!!! its funny as hell man!!!

LMAO!!!
One night, I was sitting on the couch with my Wifey, and I hear this loud "BBbrrrraaaaaapppppPPPPPP!", and then I smelled the stink of a life time. I covered my head yelling at her......turned out it was the Dog.

Never.....never.... mention the "weight" thing to your woman! I feel sorry for you man! You had better get her some flowers & take her out to dinner as soon as you can, or your not getting any for a while.......

lol, this reminds me of the hole i dug the other night while talking with my girlfriend. almost the exact conversation, now she's over it too though. guess we both learned not to say this stuff by the trial and error method. lesson learned.