I'm interested to see what they do with it after we run it into the ground. I mean, it's already at like the third level of satire. First trolling, then making fun of people who think they're good at trolling, then making fun of people who dislike people who think they're good at trolling, and now this is trolling people who dislike people who think they're good at trolling.

I would like to confess that I thought this thread was all just improvised and I downvoted you because it wasn't as funny as the others. Now it's been a few hours. In those hours, I read all of the Denko threads. Now I'm back from the past to give you an upvote. I'm so sorry.

I couldn't read all 6, because it scared and creeped me out far too much. I've been stalked before, and just seeing how they really think is terrifying. Even when people are telling him to back off and leave her alone.

You're missing parts 2-5 (or parts 2-7 if you consider that part 4 has 3 portions). Each of these is a different day/set of days. It's probably still a troll, but the dedication put into it is somewhat terrifying.

Nothing but hamsters. Then stuff them in a box, of course.
Girls love sweet things too. So once you've got the hamsters in a box sprinkle them with about 10kg of sugar. Girl opens box and sees nothing but sugar. hamster suddenly leaps out of sugar. Girl is surprised! But hamsters are cute. Heart! Girl thinks you are so clever. Love! Heart!

That was what I was thinking the whole time, especially since I didn't know the source for a bit so I thought it was all originally English and not translated...either the translator changed some stuff or they say the exact same shit as we do.

Something that's actually cringeworthy...? Some of the posts on /r/spaceclops can cause cringe at times. Rarely, but occasionally /r/spacedicks, I guess...

To be honest, the only stuff that really makes me cringe are actual posts from my Facebook friends. Most of the stuff on here is meant to be satirical or is just a joke that wasn't that funny, but to imagine that this type of stuff is completely legitimate in the eyes of some people I actually know? That's somewhat cringeworthy.

I would say that animal abuse makes me cringe... But it's not really a cringe. It's a silent fire within me that will one day make me snap and hurt people.

A cringe is a facial reaction. Cringe in the context of this subreddit is a made-up term based on an actual cringe. I think you're the one who doesn't know what cringe really means. "This is total cringe!" No. It's not. You're wrong. This can make you cringe, yes, but something is not cringe.

Cringe means "to recoil in distaste". That's what people do here - they recoil at things that are so awful, it's painful. Cringe also means to recoil in pain. It doesn't specify physical pain, and a lot of people on here will say reading or seeing things here is mentally/emotionally painful. So no. You're wrong. Read a fucking definition now and then. Even if it weren't the correct definition, it's pretty clear within this subreddit what people consider cringe. If you don't like it, don't look at the subreddit.

"To recoil in distaste." Something is NOT cringe. Something makes you cringe. Cringe is not a thing. This is not cringe. You're still wrong, and I can still enjoy this subreddit regardless of enjoying it for a different reason. Or is that not fucking allowed?

Nobody wants to hear you whine about how they misuse cringe. If you enjoy the subreddit, then just enjoy it, don't bitch about it. The unsubscribe button is right there.

Words are used wrong all the time. Do you bitch about every single one that people use differently? Most people understanding that cringing is an action. That doesn't mean they can't use it in other ways.

Have you ever thought that he was one of us? A person with social anxiety, but a good guy at heart? Rather than tell you it's not working out, he plays I'm crazy for you so you have the option if rejecting him first. This doesn't sound like Rapey Riger but more like good guy Greg with some anxiety.

Poor guy. I can sympathize with him, though I am nowhere near as emotionally unstable as him. I have a tendency to think that any girl I go on a date with is my one shot at ever having a girlfriend and I get all anxious and constantly worry about messing it up, which inevitably messes it up.

what a pathetic fool you dated - thanks for sharing his humiliation with us! these emotionally stunted losers need to grow up and start acting like adults, not children who cry when their favorite toy is taken away. pathetic.