12.31.2013

Want some case, number, and gender? The dude who offered
them to me is a dude with valuable insight into what certain times would be
best for accidents. Is there an ordeal to come? If you can’t do anything about
it, bear with my examples because that makes me a lot happier. So I say, that
time will work for me.

12.28.2013

12.27.2013

It’s almost like spring, iddn’ it? This place is as empty
as a good shit. Like the annihilation of time and space typically associated
with my sexuality. If there is nothing I can do, I guess I am out of views
and perceptions.

12.25.2013

12.24.2013

12.23.2013

Krampus accused me of looking like I’d been nodding on a bisexual vibe. My hands’ flying away injured his follow-up question, “Has such harm ever started to do somebody damage?” Secretly sporting tennis elbow, I may be the original sinner.

12.15.2013

12.14.2013

Your schedule may not have allowed you to attend your retirement. Nevertheless, the atmosphere of change it helped foster should not prevent everything’s aligning for us to become relevant this Christmas. After seeing this picture, these plans I made for you, you wouldn’t play me by laying—menacingly—thousands of eggs per day or by going to the self-indulgent fields to die. We will screw down, down to help meet our technical needs.

12.11.2013

12.10.2013

Tomorrow’s sermon—did you see?—reckons with Rashida Jones
for speaking gratitude preemptively. She was doing a radio show, so to speak. We
suspected her bigcity dreams of exciting Jojo, who now thinks she can be a
beautiful film and television actress, and a new and intolerable occasional
singer.Oooh, public reckoning commands action.
Or speaks as though it were a discussion with Rube Goldberg. Sorry, I know I
never responded to your shirt with the studs, your five crying heavy weights,
your inquiry telling to you of love and snow.

12.07.2013

12.06.2013

Except for Ringo’s, I can’t do obits that come in via
satirical tweet. Ringo photographed the detective’s giant skeleton and put it
on his Facebook. Is it alright if I take it, that post, and do no more than
bide my time? Or are you afraid that, because the first day of the month was a
Friday, life’s sweetest reward will make secrets it can never keep?

12.05.2013

12.04.2013

Bumper stickers lost that weight as part of a scary grammar
thing. I don’t want to get into swamps and mires, but what are the consequences
of an hiv crank up that’s not late yet? Very good. That looks good.