Posted:24th Sep 2002As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

a magic self spinning staff (no hands required just the power of thought)

1000 tubs of ben and jerry's ice cream (your choice of flavours)

and for hanz to include:

99 red balloons

a vegimite sandwich

noah's ark (animals too)

a dancing midget

a saxophone playing black panther

a pair of fluffy handcuffs

an apple pie

a packet of malteasers every day for a year

magic shoes that allow you to walk on water

your own personal elevator

the ability to walk through walls

oh and i offered to keep you safe from the BMVC which means you don't have to be subjected to their maniacal behaviour as owners but you can still hang out with them. i mean i spend most of my time with them.EDITED_BY: screech (1129556873)

finland finland finlandthe country where i want to bepony trekking or campingor just watching tv

a mug of teatriple chocolate cake with choco marzipan and fillingchoco milkshake to wash it downtoothpastea map of the reading of the reading festival campsitelintflufflions clawsa dragons egg (best hangover cure when scrambled)and all the hugs you can take anytime, day or night

D.B.X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

a tuff on which to eat all the curds and whey you want (as made by me with a sprinkle of love)4 tubes of smartiesUCOFs grina beermattshoelacesa parrot (one owner, pirate)300 free texts a month100 free anytime anyone minutesa medium pizza (any toppings)and a backrub

D.B.X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Posted:18th Oct 2005screech you can no longer offer protection from BMVC Blu owns you so 1 maniacal owner above you without the compassionate Mynci to temper the mould.... besides I don't know 1 person un-happy with our ownership... i share my toys and teach my skillz to all my purchases.... including happy birthdays and regular hello's in the intro threads...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Posted:18th Oct 2005you remain safe in the knowledge that if you need anything I will help you and vise versa and that i will love you and cherish you and call you my own And if in UK i will help you find a place to stay... yay...I have to be even nicer to you now

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Posted:19th Oct 2005Yeah, Screech, no more talking the bmvc down, it was started out of love to offer protection from wierd breeding experiments...and we have now branched into solo projects,so that argument is henceforth negated anyway!

For Blayze I bid: a castle on a cloudsomething fluffy to play withpink goothe secret to imortalitymany shiny thingsa bouncy castletwo of the rings around Saturna pyramid of chocolatethe ability to never be confused as an americanmany coloured pensan orcharda mountainrandom comments based on no known logica tall ship and a star to steer her bya mute piratea champagne fountainyour own personal vampirebutterthe letter 'F'and some lion-king slippers

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer