Thursday, 24 July 2008

and while we are on the subject, and whilst I'm programming, I'll take a quick dig at the debating society posters, which for the most part seem to be produced by an automated system designed to provoke people into turning up. Stuff like 'This house believes that women are retarded as a species and should not be let near any mains electricity' kind of stuff. So here are some of mine, thanks to the autodebater 5000 (patent pending):

This house believes that the consumption of family for food is unnecessaryThis house believes that the firing of dogs for public entertainment is evilThis house believes that the racing of cardinals for demonstration is a safe way to make moneyThis house believes that the hoisting of Vietnamese is time well spentThis house believes that the decapitation of nuns for a hobby is grounds for murderThis house believes that the consumption of knives and forks is unnecessaryThis house believes that the mixing of knives and forks is a good way to kill timeThis house believes that the hoisting of nuns for public entertainment is grounds for murderThis house believes that the tripping of dogs for amusement is time well spent