Social Question

You've been married to the same man/woman for 20 years and you suddenly discover what about them?

You have been married to this person for many years. By accident, you make a startling discovery that you never new about your husband or wife. Question: what is this discovery and is it serious enough for you to file for divorce? Anything goes.

Things that would doom a marriage after 20 years:
• She was once a man (and I somehow was too stupid to know it)
• She was an active prostitute working at it several times a week.
• If she was gay? (have to seriously think about that. If she was she could never love me the way I expect)
• She was an active drug runner or IV drug user.
• She was a Republican
• She was a Democrat
• She was a Satanist or idol worshiper.
• She had a sex change and became a man.

I find out, to my horror, that the wife has been secreting about her person a swinging dick!!
She had the aforementioned member inserted between her legs & yes…....parked in anal bay!
I thought it was getting pretty crowded in there during intercourse :¬(

That thirty years is not long enough for the law to have forgotten his antics as a younger man. That he is still wanted… Hmm, It would be cheaper to live alone, perhaps I should give him up?and I could do with a break, honestly