As politicians in Maryland ponder the question of gay marriage, a group of activists from Protect Marriage Maryland try to persuade them that gay love will inevitably lead to the worst possible outcome. That's right: Marriage between humans and artificial intelligence. Listen to the evidence!

As Out magazine shows us, there have been some faaaabulous robots over the years. Obviously the Nick Swardson-voiced Gay Robot—a bit from a failed Comedy Central pilot—takes the cake, but what about the the less obvious examples? The spangly Cylons from the original Battlestar Galactica? Effete C-3P0? Bitchy Hal9000?…

June is Queer Pride Month, which means all the gay robots, transgendered aliens, and bisexual artificial intelligences of the galaxy have giant parades and drink too much beer. To celebrate this excellent tradition, we'll be asking some big questions this week about sexual freedom. You know, like which robots are the…