By popular demand, the bestselling PS3 game in Japan is now coming to a store near you!

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Take the role of Lauro de Sica, the newest handler of the Social Welfare Agency. Your new job has it all, cool cars, your get out of jail free card and best of all, those large paychecks. There was a catch though. Nobody told you were going to have to raise a moody twelve year old killing machine. Must have been in the fine print.

Over the course of three years, Raise Elsa de Sica the way YOU want to! Will she be a moody brooking teenage psychopath, or will she dethrone Rico as the most happy go lucky cyborg alive? Her fate is in YOUR hands!

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Control her Training!Will you make her into an unbeatable sharpshooter or a master fist fighter? Or will you train her in the arts of espionage and stealth? Perhaps you may even try a hands off approach, leaving Elsa to improvise her way through the missions or giving the the freedom and opportunity to self study. The choice is yours. Remember, your paycheck depends on how well Elsa performs, so you’d better train her good!

Shape her Personality!Your level of conditioning and style of upbringing directly shapes who Elsa will be and what she will become. Elsa could become anything from a moody jackass to an outright badass based solely on your style! You can even control what hobbies she gets into, with radical personailites like ‘gun nut’, ‘chess master’ and a serious ‘trekkie’ all yours for exploring!

Observe her Relationships!With six possible people to romance and over sixty different people to interact with, watch as you her upbringing shapes Elsa and the people she befriends? Will she befriend the quiet innocent Angelica? Will she hold philosophical discussions with Claes? Will she become heated rivals with Triela for Frederick’s attention? Perhaps you may find yourself taking a starring role (as the disgruntled father) in a shotgun marriage after she gets knocked up by Baldo… the possibilities are endless!

Multiple Endings!Will Elsa live a long and healthy life, outliving her peers? Will she defect to the fifth republic? Or will she shoot you in the back of the head before blowing her own brains out? Will she Elope and leaving you haning? +100 possible endings!

Multiple Endings!Elsa becomes the next broadway hit, starring in such musicals as:

"Cyborg Get Your Gun""Les Loli-ables""How to Succeed in Assassinations Without Really Trying""There's No Business Like SWA Business""Conditioning House Rock""The Sound of Fully Automatic 7.62mm Assault Rifles."

That was the one order that every cyborg in the Social Welfare Agency dreaded. Henrietta stated at the innocent looking wooden doorframe before her, beads of sweat forming on her face.

We're it not for the fact Jose had ordered her to fetch the reclusive cyborg, Henrietta wouldn't even have considered standing outside Elsa's room, let along going inside.

"H-Hello? Elsa...?" Henrietta said hesitantly.

Without warning, the door creeked open. The young cyborg let out a squeak of terror.

"I have been expecting you... creature of the light..." the errie voice whispered from beyond the pitch black of the darkened room. "Please... do come in... quietly..."

Henrietta backed away from Elsa's room until her back collided with the opposite wall. "I think I'll stay out here, thank you very mutch."

Despite the fact it was mid-day, the open door before her seemed to be a pit of unending darkness that swallowed all the light. Henrietta welt her limbs began to weaken and her sholders behan to shake.

"What... a pity..." Elsa's disembodied voice seemed to be resonating from around her. "It was my hope... you would have some... tea... with me. It's rately... lonely... without a ...living... companion in here."

"J-J-Jose wants to see you." Henrietta stammered out. "It's to do with the new... chainsaw you ordered."

A brief silence. For a brief moment, Henrietta thought Elsa would emerge from the dark where Henrietta could see her...

Without warning, a pale hand grabbed Henreitta's forearm Henrietta whipped around to face a pale looking girl dressed in black robes and a hood her face just inches apart from hers.

The pale girl's lips cruved into a haunting smile. "I see. Shall we go together? I fell I must introduce my new... friend... to you..."

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"You know Lauro, I have serious concerns about the way you're raising Elsa..." Lorenzo began as Henrietta;s terrified scream echoed throughout the SWA premises.

"Pah, she's doing fine isn't she?" Lauro replied. "She completes her missions with no problems, so why are you complaining?"

Lorenzo sighed. "I don't think the material you're giving her is appropriate for one her age Mr de Sica..."

"You too?" Lauro huffed. Now even the boss was on his ass. Why can't he get a break? "C'mon, It's just a few horror movies. It's not as if she's THAT scary..."

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As for GAINAX, they ARE the people behind the 'Ayanami Raising Project' and 'Princess Maker' Series. So Credit where Credit is due.

This Elsa seems hilarious... still I'd disagree about making her a silent stealth type. The ending you've picked seems to imply she likes getting attention. How about raising her to be a 'through the front door-time to par-tay!' kind of gal?

How about her trying to recruit several of her sisters into doing 'That' dance. You know, the one Elsa is stocking up on cheerleading costumes and yellow pom-poms for? Imagine, Elsa-Otaku as konata, Triela as Kagami, Rico as Tsukasa, Claes as Miyuki, Angie as Yuu-chan, Beatrice as Minami... you get the drift. How the Hell this crazy Elsa would do that will be a real story to tell. Perhaps she'd get 'Sandro to help her (that pervert).

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You know, the discussion does have to be purely about Elsa. I just picked her becuase she was the person whose personality was the most 'restrained' by conditioning. And canon Lauro was a jackass.

Why not try to raise Claes?

Indeed, it would be reasonable to have a plot where one of the other staff members was put in charge of supervising Claes' activities, and depending on how this goes Claes might wind up even crazier than Elsa ever could be. Alcoholic Claes, Bibliophile Claes, Investment Banker Claes (who does the SWA's books), Farmer Claes (with chickens and a cow), Heavy Metal Rocker Claes, 'Just as Planned' Claes...

How would you raise Claes to try and bring out those results (among others)?

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As for 'raising items', two words: Buxomise Pill. How do you get it, Where do you get it, When you you get it... forget about the why, since we all know WHY.

My take; It's a 'quest item' that can be acquired by having your character befrind Bianchi. Her lamenting her lack of a bust eventually gets his R&D going and... voila! Instant Bust! Your cyborg is now the envy of all female mechanised killing tots everywhere, while the most desirable bachlorette among the dudes! +100K points in the end of game tally!

As for Franziska von Karma's whip, it's a quest reward for successfuly protecting the German prosecutor on a special quest mission from Shelly de Killer (both from the Ace Attorney Series). Other quest ideas and reqrds are welcome, even if they are from crossovers.

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Hoping to see a very intresting discussion here. If it's long and successful enougth, I'll compile it into one long list and save it as a word document for prosterity.

That's the plan anyway.

EDIT - Thanks Nacht.

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No idea wat it says, where did i get it? let's say i got it from a doujin that required me to scroll through it's pages eyes closed for a while. it's the result of a horny Henrietta + a compliant Joze + and a jealouse Elsa...

Hey guys, i punched up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a (wait how did i punch b, a on a PS3 pad?) and unlocked this... wat am i suppose to do with it? *points at a vibrating "silicon rod"* (here's a tip, my pic of it got deleted in photobucket)

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As for the silicion rod thing, I think you're supposed to give that to Elsa on her birthday as an anonymous present. It'll trigger the 'birthday party slaughter' ending, where Elsa goes ape shit on all the people unfortunate enough to be at her birthday.

Hm, I wonder what filling Elsa's brain with books would do...

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Elsa de Sica was a wierd one.

Her handler Lauro, not really taking intrest in his ward, simply spent all his pocket money on random books and left her to her own devices. This was the unfortunate attitude that shaped the young cyborg into who she was.

A crazy book loving Bibilophile.

Elsa loved books. She loved being around them, and it might even be said that they loved being around her.

Fantasy, Horror, Adventure, Mystrey, Crime, Trillers, Claccis, Romance, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Finance, Birographies, Fishing, History, War, Heath... there wasn't anything Elsa wouldn't read. As long as there was a book in her hands, the crazy swiss girl was content.

From the first ten or so books Elsa owned, she suddenly desired more. She doubled, even tripled her efforts to increase Lauro's pay, and by extention her stripend, to she could buy more books.

Seeing a postman appear to drop off a tome of three (or four) each morning was suddenly a common occurance. That girl reads fast.

Lorenzo suspected Lauro was using her to help him play the stock market, but the old man couldn't prove it. Still the day Lauro drove in in a shiny new Aston Martin DB9 AND pay off his mortgage at the same time, Elsa recieved an entire truck load of rare novels. It didn't take a genius to know something was up. But I digress.

It was fortunate that she lived at the end of the hall, she owned so many books that they literally spilled out of her small dorm room into the surrounding hall. Really, that habit was completely out of control. It was starting to affect the efficiency of the other teams, with Triela and Claes complaining of stacks of books lying in every possible location, from the bathrooms to the shooting range. She sometimes even left her books in Lorenzo's office!

But they had to put up with her behavior though. After all, Lauro did make that rather generous donation to their orginisation after that budget cut...

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A/N Just occured to me people might not like me writing these. Should I stop?

As for the silicion rod thing, I think you're supposed to give that to Elsa on her birthday as an anonymous present. It'll trigger the 'birthday party slaughter' ending, where Elsa goes ape shit on all the people unfortunate enough to be at her birthday.

got it *punches stuff on the pad* umm why is she smiling at me sheepishly?

Ask yourself; Is the birthday party in public or in private? Does she have a love interest? Perhaps she watched that episode from... what series was it again... and is feverently praying you meant to give her a sowing machine instead of 'the item'?

What's her personality for that matter?

What did you say to her when she started opening it?

There are 5 million different scenes you know. There could be and endless number of possibilities that could have stopped you from seeing the famed 'birthday party slaughter' Bad End.

Baldassare (Baldo) is an OC cyborg created by our very own Sintendo, Ryuu. He's a notorious womanizer, and prone to hitting on every cyborg girl he comes across - with hilarious (and, for him, often painful) results.

Forgive the fandom in-jokes. A lot of us are fanfic writers who frequently collaborate, and as a result, a lot of comedy that goes on here is centered on the stuff we've written and ends up going over other people's heads...

Some ideas from me. Stuff in brackets if the 'difficulty' of getting that pairing.

Lauro (i.e. You)- Really, Really High conditioning or Lauro shows her real affection and love. Former case has real risk of getting killed, latter case, not so much.

Baldo (Easy)- Make Elsa very shy and lonely or very sensitive to other people's feelings or just sexually frustrated. In the former two cases, she'll see how hard Baldo is trying to get a girl, and accept his advances as not to hurt him (and because she's lonely too). In the last case, fill her head with p*rn mags and don't give her 'toys' and other shit. Poor Baldo doesn't have any idea what he's getting into when Elsa's face lights up and she proclaims them 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend'.

Frederick (Medium)- Make her as Triela like as possible I or make her obsessed about WWI and WWII with old war videos. That should give them something to talk about. Maybe they'll even debate about their favored weapons and tatics and stuff. If Elsa manages to do this early enough, he might not even notice Triela (fortunately she has, what, six other suitors already? I'm sure they won't object to a front runner suddenly dropping off the map.)

Aharon (Medium)- Make her go cross training with Childville before the Iraq campaign as with a 'desirable' personality so they can have a long history of interaction. I think Arahon likes his ladies to be people who can talke care of themselves, but I'll leave Nacht to decide what exactly what suits this bloke's fancy.

Mier (Hard)- Not a good idea, this one. Rico would tear Elsa to pieces for even contemplating the idea. Still, if you must insist, make her go cross training with Childville before the Iraq campaign so she meets 'Mier' long before he reunites with Rico. I'll be a long hard and bloody battle this one, and I'm not talking a gun battle (although it might just some to that). All the more revarding to the play (and painful for all the romatics) if Elsa does manage to wrest his heart from Rico.

This Elsa could be either a true saint to have managed to make Mier pick her, or the ultimate uber bitch to shaft poor Rico. But for the sake of discussion, here it is.

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Other Candidates

Luke (vs Claes)

Claes AND Triela (vs Luke and Triela's suitors)

Rico AND Henrietta (ending where Croche brothers ruthlessly murder Lauro with glee while Elsa has hot *** in the ******* with Rico and 'Etta)

As I see it, Sasahara, Elsa would be a better match for Aharon. You're spot on where it comes to him liking his girls to be able to fend for themselves - he, however, is the type who'd view Elsa as being a fellow soldier first and a girl second. This guy is almost all business - it'd take a great deal of time for his flinty exterior to be ground down and for him to view her as more than just a comrade. Perhaps something like her saving his life might catalyze this process.

The Meir issue, on the other hand, can only end in tragedy. Think School Days, only worse.

Hence why i noted the possibility of a high noon Elsa and Rico shootout. Maybe Mier tries to stop them and gets caught in the cross fire. Tragedy.

Then again,. Mier might be alot more manly then we give him credit for, and then have TWO cyborgs willing to share him equally. Life is good for the Mier.

If that's the case, that would make him the anti-Baldo.

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As for Aharon and Elsa, it's going to be one of those 'Hey, did we just hook up?' things like you say. They'll be so focused on work they won'r even notice people are starting to make bets about when they'll make it official.

I somehow picture it as a more unequal contest - Rico picks the tallest building on the SWA premises, brings her Dragunov to bear and goes Charles Whitman. Meir's a nice guy who can win people's hearts, but polygamy only works if the multiple wives can get along with each other - how nice the husband is plays little to no role there. Rico and Elsa are both possessive - I cannot forsee a compromise.

Whether Triela and Claes, once hooked up, would be willing to share themselves with other people is, however, another story.

How is it I haven't commented on this thread yet? It's another crazy awesome idea Sasahara. With all those various suitor options though it feels a bit more like a datingsex dating sim, definitely dating. Dear God, a Gunslinger Girl sex sim. It's thoughts like those that leave me curled up in a corner, shaking, unable to face the rest of the world. Oh hey look a corner...

Also cool translation KodokuRyuu. That page now makes 100% more sense.

Holy crap. I think we can add Henrietta to the 'posessive little monsters' list right below to Elsa. Real LoL at Fermi and Elenora.

Oh yeah, we could also talk about Pino's experiences in the other game I mentioned if you really want to.

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@Nacht

Soo... Rico's going to draw first blood eh? So Elsa will throw down the gauntlet, then get shot with a armor piercing bullet from a mile away in no time flat?

Personally, I think Elsa will be the one to start it, presumably with a failed attempt to blow Rico up in the toilets. Rico will of course, be the one to finish it.

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@Wil

The whole marrigle thing is one aspect of the game Wil, of course the game will have more depth! For instace, we haven't fleshed out the hunders of diffrent possible Elsa de Sica personalitiesd and professions.

I mean, half the fun is corrupti- I mean teaching your young playth- student, I meant student, the wonders of BDSM!

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Okay, I just made 'Sandro look like a saint, didn't I?

Seriously though, so far I have punk Elsa, Sunako Elsa, Bibilophile Elsa and Scorned Woman Elsa. We haven't even gotten around to talkin g abut the second and third games in the series yet!!!

Frederick (Medium)- Make her as Triela like as possible I or make her obsessed about WWI and WWII with old war videos. That should give them something to talk about. Maybe they'll even debate about their favored weapons and tatics and stuff. If Elsa manages to do this early enough, he might not even notice Triela (fortunately she has, what, six other suitors already? I'm sure they won't object to a front runner suddenly dropping off the map.)

:lol!:

But what if Triela noticed first? Or what if Frederick noticed Triela already at the start of the game? (Just for some challenge)

How would things turn out? Just an input, Frederick is socially active and is easy to interact. A dose of Root Beer is enough to cheer him up sometimes :p

Sheo's fic was what initially got me thinking about this. Well, casting the player in the role of Lauro will be in effect giving her another handler. The question is what sort of handler you want Lauro to become.

As for Triela noticing Frederick first... well, I wonder what a catfight involving Triela and Elsa would look like. I mean, they both have very 'yank-able' hair...

A three way hair pulling contest? With JEAN CROCHE involved? Someone must write this. This is Epic. And Henrietta will capture the whole thing on camera.

I'll bet it'll end up just like the whole 'a picture is worth your life' incident again. Excpet there'll be alot more photos and people willing to put their lives and sanities on the line to hide them.

claes will probably one up Triela and post it on the web or something. Revenge is sweet.