Pigeon Merch – and the launch of the protest thong

Here it is – the launch of the new range of pigeon merchandise. Got to thinking that my ‘Give Pigeons A Chance’ campaign could do with a bit of a lift. So, giving you these. Top merch. Wear ’em with pride and get the word out there – us pigeons need a voice. For anyone not been here before this is all to do with the anti-pigeon vibe going down in London right now. Mayor Ken wants us out – and we think we should stay. Simple.
First off – the protest thong:

Got Ali to help on the ‘what to do’ side. He reckons ‘chicks will dig this’.

Then there’s the handy carry bag:

Cool.

Then of course the essential mug – can’t imagine coffee without it – not that I do coffee – I’m a pigeon:

Rocks.

Last but not least… the pigeon tank – one for the ladies – so Ali says:

All non-profit. I’m a pigeon so banking cash is kinda hard. Just wanted to give something back to the people and get the word on the street. If you buy one – send me a pic of you in it or with it, and I’ll post it.

The Girl: Thong Song. Top idea. Reckon he could do with the cash too, and large breasted birds wearing the Protest Thong could be the way to go. MTV’d love it. Can see the vid now. Get Sisqo in Trafalgar Square with a load of my pigeon mates doing the chorus. Perfect.
Cheers!
Your pal
Brian P