The 32-year-old, who has two daughters from a previous marriage, has been dating 25-year-old Kroy Biermann — a player for the Atlanta Falcons — since May. Will Kim and Kroy get hitched? "I definitely don't want to get married while I'm pregnant," Kim says. "But I can see myself marrying Kroy in the future." (Doesn't Kroy In The Future sound like an Encino Man-type show in which a cro mag comes to New York in the year 2020?) [Life & Style]

Kourtney Kardashian and her baby were rushed to the hospital on a Friday night, but we don't have any information as to why. [Radar Online]

Last week Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were maybe sorta possibly "on the rocks," simply because he didn't show up when she hosted Saturday Night Live. But today's report claims they were spotted looking "very much in love" at some club while partying with the Kings of Leon. Obviously the negative rumors get started because ScarJo and RyRen are rarely photographed in public together, and the cure for this terrible press is to just have the Babe of the Year and the Sexiest Man Alive rent a red carpet exclusively for the purpose of making out in front of cameras. [Page Six]

Hilary Duff admits that she sends sexy pictures of herself to her husband, but "never with my face in it." Why? "We've gotta keep it fun, gotta keep it interesting." [Showbiz Spy]

Whoa: Jay-Z's memoir reveals that he shot his brother when he was 12?!? [NYDN]

Jerk of the day: The Bishop who thinks Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding will last seven years "like other shallow celebrities." I don't know much about being a clergyman but I'm pretty sure saying shit like that is something the Boss frowns upon. [NYDN]

Capri Anderson, the lady hired to "escort" Charlie Sheen, says she was offered money to keep quiet about the night she locked herself in the loo as Chuck went nuts and trashed a hotel room. Since she'll be on Nightline this evening, we can assume she turned down the cash. [NYDN]

Capri Anderson plans to file a criminal complaint against Charlie Sheen. She also says: "He was calling me a whore a lot." Um… [ABC News]

Teen dream Justin Bieber won a bunch of prizes at the American Music Awards last night, so one can only assume it's a really bad time in the music biz. [NYDN]

The thing about David Arquette's mid-life crisis is that it doesn't even look fun. It looks sad and exhausting. [Daily Mail]

Tony Parker has allegedly been sexting a British model; he even sent her a semi-naked photo of himself. [Showbiz Spy]

Johnny Weir is planning to "address the pink elephant riding the Zamboni" in his upcoming memoir. I think It starts with a gee and ends with an ay? [Gatecrasher]

Let's just say there's a rumor going around that you've broken up with your fiancé. Does it clear things up to say, "I still love him and he says he still loves me and we are still engaged — as far as I know." That's Mezhgan Hussainy talking about Simon Cowell. [Daily Express]

Reichen Lehmkuhl's book — Here's What We'll Say: Growing Up, Coming Out and the US Air Force — has been adapted into a screenplay. Casting choices? Chace Crawford? [Page Six]

"He looks good in every photograph. You can't take a bad picture of him. I know. I underlit him just to see how it would turn out, and he still looked good." — Photographer Albert Watson on Johnny Depp. [Page Six]

"I'm going out dancing later — we rented out a space so all my friends can come. Me and my mom actually have choreography for the night later — everyone loves it when we dance in unison… Everyone goes wild when me and my mom have choreography, so it's going to be good." — Miley Cyrus on her birthday plans. [Contact Music]