Top 10: Shameless Male Crying Displays

While we eat metal and punch hippos at AskMen.com, we understand that some extreme circumstances drive men to cry: death, dismemberment and if the Cubs ever win a World Series. However, when men begin crying about anything, and in public no less, what separates us from women? Sure, penises, muscles and bigger paychecks, but what else? Men should not sob to gain sympathy, to make a point or in an attempt to get famous. Pull yourselves together. If you have to cry, keep it confined to a small crying closet that you build in an undisclosed location. Make sure there isn’t a camera within miles and don’t do it public like these shameless displays. They’re ranked by the amount of tears shed, how inane the reason and whether they forced the waterworks for some kind of gain.