Round Two: Pick a quarterback from a team you hate so that even if he does badly, you're happy

Example: "Tony Romo. Next pick, please, and let us never speak of this again."

Round Three: Severely overdraft a guy from your hometown team who you "have a good feeling about"

Example: "I'm telling ya, I've been watching the Steelers in preseason, and EMMANUEL SANDERS is gonna have a breakout year. Plus he's coming off a year when he already had... ONE touchdown? Ahhh crap."

Round Four: Panic and take a random tight end because everyone else is taking them

Example: "If everyone already has a tight end, I should just wait and grab someone in the last round. AHHH AHHHH I CAN'T DO ITTTTTTTTTT....... I PICK RANDY McMICHAEL! Oh god, is he even still in the league?"

Round Five: Google "Saints Starting Running Back" then somehow manage to draft the one running back who doesn't touch the ball in Week One

Example: "Ok, I think it's Pierre Thomas." [Cut to Week 1] "Uhhh, why is Pierre Thomas in street clothes watching the game on a rabbit-ears tv in the parking lot?"

Round Six: Pick a rookie who you remember making one good play in college

Example: "I watched Barkevious Mingo at LSU and I gotta tell ya, that guy's got Pro Bowler written ALL over him. Oh, he's a defensive end? Well, too late to save face now, guess I'll take him anyway. You can figure out how to put him on my team on Yahoo."

Round Seven: Pick someone you've never heard of but saw their name on some 'Sleeper' list online

Example: "Kenbrell Thompkins? Sure. Hope this is a real person."

[Middle Rounds: Just keep having your pick stolen one pick before you draft, then panicking and taking some rookie who definitely isn't starting and/or Nate Burleson]

Third-To-Last Round: Draft whichever defense is playing the Jets in Week One.

Second-To-Last Round: Draft David Akers, whatever the hell team he's on now. He's kicking for the Minnesota Lynx of the WNBA?? When did that happen? Sure, whatever.

Last Round: Screw it, just pick Brett Favre. Now when you're mathematically eliminated by Week 5, at least everyone will think you weren't taking this seriously.