Posts tagged "breasts"

Jessica Simpson really fails at this setting-a-good-example thing. I know "The Price of Beauty," her VH1 reality show, tries to impart the idea that beauty comes in all shapes, sizes and colors. She's even referred to the show as being like "missionary work" for her. But Jessica certainly doesn't further her ow…

Breasts are good for lots of things, like feeding newborns and painting exquisite abstract artwork. A Russian artist named Victoria excels at the latter, dipping her jugglies on a palette of Dick Blick paint and smearing her paint-covered nipples on a canvas. Um, doesn't breast-painting hurt? Maybe she believes she has to suffer for…

Hold on to your girls before you read this, ladies. There is a practice called "breast ironing" in the African country of Cameroon, a practice which involves flattening a girl's growing breasts with hot stones to prevent her nipples from being firm and "enticing men." The news network CurrentTV filmed a…

Today, The Smoking Jacket investigates which woman in the world has the biggest boobs. Recently, Sheyla Hershey made headlines when she experienced complications while undergoing her umpteenth boob job on her 38-KKK breasts. While she was touting herself as having the biggest breasts in the world, does she really? In fact, Guinne…

We know Mel Gibson likes beavers. But the star has a terribly sexist attitude towards other ladyparts — breasts, to be exact. A week ago we were all shocked and appalled by an audiotape in which Mel allegedly screamed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f**king pig in heat…

If there's one thing I like more than a boobs story, it's a deadly boobs story. Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey, 30, of Houston, Texas, is in possession of the world's biggest breasts, measuring in at a whopping 38KKK. Last year she told the Houston station KRIV, "I want to look better each…

I was 10 years old and all I wanted was boobies. I wanted them so badly I would buy balloons, fill them up with water and then stick them in my shirt. I wasn't even developed enough to be wearing a bra, and sure enough I owned a "training bra" so my miraculous boobies,…

When Emma Tamburlini was 11 years old, her father, the late Pop artist Larry Rivers, began videotaping her and her sister every six months, naked or topless, and talking about their budding breasts. He edited the footage into a 45-minute film about his daughters called "Growing." Rivers planned to show…

Uh oh, mommy-blogger kerfluffle! The deputy editor of the UK's Mother and Baby magazine, Kathryn Blundell, has ruffled some feathers after describing breastfeeding as "creepy." In a recent article in Mother and Baby, Blundell wrote that she bottle-fed her baby because "seeing your teeny, tiny innocent baby latching on to where your lover…

I recently began to rekindle a romance with a guy I dated for a short time and have kept in touch with on and off for a few years. When we first met, we clicked immediately. Unfortunately, he moved for work, and we haven't lived in the same place for that last two years. Since…

Bored at work? A little horny? Head right on over to Playboy's website for a gratuitous boob photo spread on the "Evolution of the Boob"! Playboy dipped into their old photos to show us breasts from the past six decades because, apparently, "boob shape" is as cyclical as fashion. Now, I looked…

It probably hurt, but Russian model Iren Ferrari learned a valuable life lesson about plastic surgery: Ferrari is suing a Swiss airline after she says turbulence burst her size 44J breast implants. But I will take take her word for it that they are as fragile as big, sexy water balloons. Ferrari claim…

For the last five months, I've been walking around with one-and-a-half breasts. The reason: My breast reconstruction, a two-part surgical process that began with expanders and will end with the implants I'll get tomorrow, didn't exactly go according to plan following the prophylactic mastectomy I had two days before Christmas. Due to this post-op snafu…

Welcome to womanhood, ladies! A group of transgender women sunbathing topless at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend drew the finger-wag of a lifeguard when they refused to cover their "surgically enhanced breasts." Police were called over these tatas! The police chief says these women were not committing a crime, however,…

Ya know, there are some things in life that just aren't meant to be understood. The duck-billed platypus. In-laws. Celery. How Charlie Sheen gets work. So trust me when I say, yes, absolutely, men are really that enthralled with those two pieces of female flesh. Read more ...

This is all kinds of creepy: fans of 18-year-old Romanian tennis player Simona Halep petitioned the player (on Facebook and elsewhere) against getting a breast reduction when she announced her big boobs hurt her and hindered her game. Why make such an announcement in the first place? Who knows.

"I'm not a gold digger, I'm a boob digger. I like boobs."— Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a "butt digger," because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK]…

I watched the entire season of "Jerseylicious" on Style and enjoyed every orange tan, French-manicured set of talons, and neck-rolling minute of it. I even tuned in twice for some episodes because these people are so different from the folks I usually come into contact with. Olivia was my favorite cast member, so naturally I…

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…