Twitchy Two-fer: UK “weapons sweep” and Pavlich pwns “Muskets” Morgan

As the Millennials like to say, “I can’t even…” Were we not all desensitized to the hoplophobic insanity that is going on in the UK, we probably couldn’t either. The terrifying items above were found in a recent UK “weapons sweep” of public places. I wonder if “safe disposal” was tossing them back in the kitchen drawer.

In deference to our hoplophobic UK friends, I implore you to look away from the photo I am about to insert. This arsenal of deadly items is within arms reach of me as I sit here typing. These things could turn on me in an instant. They could jump down and slice, impale, or bludgeon me, causing my family unspeakable grief.

So please….

Look away now…

You have been warned…

OMG!!! The horror.

I am truly sorry if I offended the delicate sensibilities of our friends from across the pond.

At any rate, Twitter had a justifiable field day with the Regents Park police.

What would be truly ‘disgusting’ is to think the answer to rising knife crime is to arm everyone with a knife. Britain’s response will be to make it harder for criminals to use knives to attack people, not to do nothing or make it easier. https://t.co/XkPf2OY2KB