Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!

Michele had no chance against these "pretty things" with or without botox!

US presidential candidate for the Republican party, Michele Bachmann, has announced she is pulling out of the race, but not because she had a bum result in Des Moines, Iowa. She's pulling out because she fears the presidential race is too intensive and she cannot keep up her botox appointments!

After all keeping up appearances in front of the US press and TV cameras is stressful enough, but when the wrinkles start to appear, it makes it even more difficult.

On last nights TV appearance she looked pretty wrinkle free. But Michele could feel the botox gradually losing its powers and knew that if she continued the race she wouldn't make her next appointment, so she quit.

Her beauty surgeon is over the moon that Michele took this decision because apart from having her face injected with botox she was also due for a "boob sagging job" and now she's got all the time in the world to have a much needed "uplifting" experience after her heavy defeat.

Such is the world of modern day US politics, if candidates don't have themselves injected with botox, have beauty surgery, hair transplants or fat sucked out of the their bodies they have no chance of beating ebony Obama and ivory Clinton!

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