HeartBurnKid:Imperialism: Why is Rebecca Black hated by the internet? People posted her terrible music video everywhere (she didn't spam it) and then complained that her terrible music video was posted everywhere.

Same reason the Internet hates Rick Astley, I guess. By the time it becomes a meme, all the "cool kids" are already on to something else.

/actually kinda like Never Gonna Give You Up//hate the shiat out of Friday, but still like to subject friends to it now and then

F*ck that, I LOVE that song. I'm with you there, brother./NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP/NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

Serious Black:heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Bad choice in my opinion. Malignant cancer will only ruin your life if chemo can't stop it. Rick Perry has the capacity to ruin everyone's life by launching nukes at Iran and Pakistan.

Can you just imagine his environmental policies? "Forrest slashed and burned? Just pray and Jesus will make the trees grow back!" "Drinking water lethally contaminated with arsenic and mercury? Accept God into your life and drink up!"

meat0918:RandomExcess: The anti-Christian bias of Obama's liberal secularism is common on the internet. Color me shocked.

Watch this (new window), then get back to us.

No seriously, it's pretty good.

Penn fails at basic understanding. Carter had four years in a moderately media saturated age. Clinton had twice as long at the dawn of the mass internet/media age. Clinton also beat the religious gong a lot to deflect from Penisgate. Bush spent all his time in office trying to go on vacation and avoiding responsibilities like going to church.

/I still believe that Obama is a secret-athiest//his church is a whackjob political church not fundie

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Hey, can you silly socialists say "ACORN"? Da Cool Coach thought ya could, ya jabronis! The funky fact of the matter is, this is another one of Obummer's Big Union tactics, getting a bunch of moochers to get onto the World Wide Web and post hateful comments and thumbs-down for the Perrynator's rockin' new ad! Whatever, ya clowns! Peep this: The Perrynator knows that Christianity is in peril with you secular socialists runnin' the show, and he's not afraid to admit it! Badoodle-boo-yeah! That takes some grapefruits, if ya feels me!

FerneJohn:The sick part is that this ad is pretty tame compared to some of his other anti-gay rhetoric. Regardless, it's also a transparent ploy to get back in the race by appealing to social conservatives.

Maybe he could do some quote mining from the Pokemon movie... pick up Herm's old supporters.

Flappyhead:Serious Black: heinekenftw: If given the choice between Rick Perry and Rebecca Black, I'd honestly take Rebecca Black.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and Cancer, I'd probably take cancer, so long as its the benign type that is easily taken care of.

If given the choice between Rick Perry and malignant cancer, well I guess I'll take Rick Perry.

Bad choice in my opinion. Malignant cancer will only ruin your life if chemo can't stop it. Rick Perry has the capacity to ruin everyone's life by launching nukes at Iran and Pakistan.

Can you just imagine his environmental policies? "Forrest slashed and burned? Just pray and Jesus will make the trees grow back!" "Drinking water lethally contaminated with arsenic and mercury? Accept God into your life and drink up!"

We already saw part of it.

'Fires are destroying the state. First we'll pray to Jesus then I will gut the fire fighting budget while complaining that the government isnt helping and say how government helping you is dangerous.'

Coach Urban Meyer:Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Hey, can you silly socialists say "ACORN"? Da Cool Coach thought ya could, ya jabronis! The funky fact of the matter is, this is another one of Obummer's Big Union tactics, getting a bunch of moochers to get onto the World Wide Web and post hateful comments and thumbs-down for the Perrynator's rockin' new ad! Whatever, ya clowns! Peep this: The Perrynator knows that Christianity is in peril with you secular socialists runnin' the show, and he's not afraid to admit it! Badoodle-boo-yeah! That takes some grapefruits, if ya feels me!