This is the $35 Cleaver Clutch Bag available from Kreepsville 666. Apparently it makes the perfect accessory for an eyeball ring and Photoshopped bloody arm. However it does NOT make the perfect accessory to an actual crime, because it's going to draw attention. When somebody shows up dead, it's never good to be the girl standing around with the bloody knife bag. Or the one muttering about how much they deserved to die.

Thanks to Andrea, who tried to convince me if you walk around with a bloody cleaver handbag for long enough and people get used to it eventually you can walk around with a real bloody cleaver and they won't notice. Andrea? You're scaring me.