Here's a gallery of yesterday's 2012 Miss Universe Bikini Prelims in Las Vegas. That Miss Japan Ayako Hara, above, shattering all stereotypes about Japanese women, if you catch my drift. I'd buy her used panties out of a vending machine any day of the week, and you can quote me on that. Actually, don't quote me on that.

Almost everyone of these women look like they could get a job as a Victory Secret model, or maybe a hostess. Why is the contest in Las Vegas? Ms. Universe it should be held in the capital city of one of the Arab countries.

Morgan

Is it my imagination, or do most of them pretty much look alike? Same long dark hair, same thin face and same spray on tan.