Though Damon’s was impressive on so many levels (he did it all while bald, you guys!), Kunis gets extra kudos as she laid down the law in another language. When a reporter asked Timberlake why he’s given up music for acting, an irked Kunis jumped in to defend him in her native Russian tongue. The Ukraine-born actress answered the reporter’s question with some of her own, namely, “Why movies? Why not?…What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” We have a question, too, actually: What’s “Ohhhh snap!” in Russian?

We don’t know what’s more satisfying: listening to the crowd react to Kunis’ shellacking of the reporter or watching Timberlake’s face as he tries to figure out what just happened. The singer-turned-actor could only muster up the joke, “[She] is my bodyguard.”

Of course, Kunis isn't the first star to make us all look bad about not being able to speak a second language. The 27-year-old now joins the ranks of other celebrities who have done non-English interviews, including her Black Swan co-star Natalie Portman, who spoke entirely in Hebrew for a chat during her V For Vendetta press tour. And she even did it Damon style: Sans hair. What an overachiever. Watch: