When your thoughts turn to unicorns (as they are often wont to do), images of rainbows and sparkles and majestic, mythical beasts prancing about are what likely come to mind — and there are certainly a mountain of unicorn beauty products, foods, and other random items that cater to that cheerful set. But if you're interested in something a bit, well, darker in the realm of unicorn-themed stuff, then look no further than these candles in the likeness of a unicorn weeping colorful tears of wax. They are truly the stuff of unicorn nightmares.

The "Crying Unicorn Candle" is currently available for preorder on Firebox—it's expected to be back in stock by April 18. Basically, a rainbow candle in the form of a spiral unicorn horn is placed in a ceramic holder shaped like the body of a unicorn. When lit, the horn melts a colorful cascade of wax that drips through the holes in the holder that represent the unicorn's eyes. Creepy.

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The ability to make a mythical creature cry will set you back only $24.79, and two spare horns for future crying sessions are included. The product description notes that when the tears really start flowing, you might want to place this guy on a plate to prevent stains on your surfaces, and it also poses the timeless question, "Is there anything more beautiful than a unicorn crying?" You be the judge.

This actually isn't the first time that the tears of a unicorn have been marketed to the masses. In November, beauty brand Farsáli came out with a unicorn tears serum, which is meant to be used as a primer in your makeup or skin care routines.

But if simply watching a unicorn tear up is more your speed (you do you), then get to preordering, and let the bawling begin — just don't blame us when the image of this twisted fantasy haunts you and your black soul for the rest of your days.