*** closer! my ass tabloid gag welcome to the real world it hurts, doesn’t it Obama cared slammed you to the mat and he didn’t lift a finger bigly loser fox news played you flute the wooden kind failure sells too ratings have another cup of tea it’s your party sad ***

An American billionaire, out of sheer desperation, is asking the American public for help. The Manhattan real estate developer is suffering an unpresidented streak of victories, with no end in sight, and is frantic to end his good fortune. “I can’t sleep anymore – it’s killing me. I roam the house each night in my … Continue reading →

Dear Clinton supporters, Obama lovers, Trump haters and Socialists, after Trump’s election, inauguration and the horror, fear, anxiety and indigestion his last seven weeks in office have wrought, don’t you feel just peachy today? Don’t you feel a sense of relief, a trippy happy feeling? What you feel is schadenfreude, decadent wallowing in the sweet, painful … Continue reading →

‘Even when I’m supposed to get good headlines (I know, okay!), I open the paper and they’ve written something else. So unfair (sniff, sniff, whimper) I always tell the truth Incredible jealous haters dishonest media SICK running feud fake news repeal and replace very soon next week a month or two sometime next year believe … Continue reading →

Dear Trump supporter, 304 took the oath of President when does he intend to conduct himself as such? The incessant insatiable need for worship and adulation from everyone everywhere is toxic please make it stop. I’d prefer to write poetry in my spare time absorbing impressions of daily life as they swirl conjoin and reappear … Continue reading →