“Look kid, I hear you want to thank all your teammates and your
parents and stuff and, while some people like all that puppies and butterflies
crap, I was Johnny Manziel’s agent, see? So I knows my way around the block,
kiddo.”

Would anyone go to a wrestling match where one of the
participants was not allowed to use his hands? No, because it would not be
fair. The same is true of offensive lineman. They should be able to hold as
much as they want. Short of grabbing a shirt and dragging down a defender right
before he tackles the ball carrier. And no holding calls away from the damn ball.

Lightly grazing a defender downfield is not interference.
Slightly tapping a facemask is not a penalty.

There are not many universal truths in football, but one of them
is nobody in the history of the sport has ever come to a game to watch the
officials. These guys – especially the old goons who ruined the Bengals-Browns
game – are power-mad mall cops.

"The New York Post" ran a headline "Suck for the Duck." A plea for the Jets to tank the rest of their games so they can draft Heisman winner, Oregon's Marcus Mariota first."Masterchef Junior" is the best. All of the kids are adorable. But Abby just kills me. Picture a yellow labrador puppy with glasses and a lisp who can cook like hell. The good news for the Cleveland Browns? Two members of the dog pound were able to knock Bengals' running back, Jeremy Hill, from launching an insulting dog pound wall leap.The bad news for the Cleveland Browns? That was their best defensive stop all day.