The dopest most legit group of individuals drawn together by their shared manliness and sheer awesomeness. They are united by the Creed of Hoohaa under the headship of the High Council. Membership to the Man Council is coveted by those too lame to get in especially by those of the opposite sex who have resorted to forming their own inferior wannabe-fakeass-imitation-kongfong council. The Man Council is the ultimate alliance, a secret organization feared even by the Illuminati.

Man Council is Life!

"When I grow up, I wanna be in the Man Council!!" - every child ever

"Man Council is the greatest threat our country has ever faced " - President Obama

" Man Council is the single greatest thing to happen in my life " - anonymous Man Council member