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Thursday, October 11, 2012

"Reposting Week" continues. This is pretty sexist, so if you forgot to bring your sense of humor, you might want to give it a miss! I personally think it lambasts, not lauds, a chauvanistic mentality.

I still have no idea where this selection came from or to whom to attribute credit.

A Cosmo Quiz for Men

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking

b)
Screwing

c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a
woman for the first time only afteryou've both shared:

a) Your views about what
you expect from a sexual relationship

b) Your blood-test results

c) Five tequila
slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first

b) You
both climax simultaneously

c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate,
spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play

b) Not
the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to

c) Not the sort of
thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night
cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the
experience

b) The second best part of the experience

c) $100 extra

6. Your
girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in thelast month. You tell
her that it is:

a) No concern of yours

b) Not a problem - she can join your gym

c)
A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) A
myth

b) An oxymoron

c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to
entree

b) Priming is to painting

c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which
of the following are you most likely to find yourselfsaying at the end of a
relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."

b) "I'm not in
right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."

c) "Welcome to
Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you
masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope withthat
sort of intimacy

b) Is uptight and a waste of time

c) Shouldn't have sat next to
you on the bus in the first place

If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check
your pants to makesure you really are a man. If you answered 'B' more than 7
times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused. If you answered 'C'
more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.