Silly Vicar

Voice Over: And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend Arthur Belling.

(Cut to studio. A vicar sitting facing camera. He has an axe in his head.)

Reverend Belling: You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no
fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later
in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes
and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and
then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going 'squawk, squawk, squawk...' And
then you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhh!' and then you can roll around on the floor going 'pting
pting pting' ... (he rolls around on the floor)

Voice Over: The Reverend Arthur Belling is Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.
And now an appeal on behalf of the National Trust.