First, you'll need 1 soft bagel (untoasted). Spread cream cheese across both sides of the bagel. Put 3 slices of bacon in a triangular shape on both sides of the bagel and microwave it for about 40 seconds. Cook 2 eggs and cut them up in the pan while they cook thoroughly (do not pre-scramble). Put the chopped-up eggs inbetween the two slices of the bagel with the cream cheese with the bacon. Sprinkle any kind of hot sauce to your liking on the eggs in the bagel. Flip the other side over and you have the best breakfast sandwich ever. Listen to these songs while you make it.