Tuesday, October 16, 2012

What kind of bug is this?

It looks kinda mean

I downloaded the blogger app for my phone, so if this post is messed up, that's why.

I love watching people try to parallel park. It amuses me. It is not nearly as difficult as people make it out to be. If I can parallel park my Navigator™, you should be able to handle your Prius™. Just sayin'...

I said this on Facebook the other day, but for those of you who don't have time for that shit (EP, Beth), is there a team that shoots themselves in the foot more than the Dallas Cowboys? I mean they are just painful to watch. Between dumb penalties and horrible clock management, they basically gave Baltimore that win. I love how national pundits still try to include Tony Romo in the discussion of "elite" NFL QBs. He doesn't win big games and he folds under pressure. That is not elite.

I'm starting to wonder if Tom Brady has turned into a giant pussy. He definitely has had happy feet this season. For some reason he keeps ducking to get away from defenders that aren't there. It's the oddest thing. He'll be standing in the pocket and all of a sudden he'll just duck, for no rhyme or reason, and then get back up and try to pass it. By then the pocket has usually collapsed and he gets sacked anyway. So he's basically causing himself to be sacked. That needs to stop.

I really don't have much else to say. Can't wait for Vegas. 24 days... I think...

New Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam, whose takeover of the team was officially approved Tuesday, will name Joe Banner the team's CEO/president and current president Mike Holmgren will depart the organization within 24 hours, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder.

That 1992 vintage of McDonald's McJordan BBQ sauce, which was on eBay yesterday, has actually been sold to an anonymous buyer in Chicago, Illinois for the "Buy it Now" price of $9,995. Mort Bank, a former franchise owner (of McDonald's, not the Bulls), was the seller of the item. He tells the Daily News that "There was a lot of interest," and that he probably would have made even more money had he let it go at auction. Bank said that the anonymous buyer shelled out the ten grand for the jug without asking any questions. So, some have been left wondering: could it have been MJ himself?

I used to be the same. It's a simple game. I went for a bach party once and we all went to the table to learn, they opened up a table for us and taught us all how it works. After 5 minutes we were all hooked

old vegas good for gambling, that one place with the cheap popular shrimp cocktail has a small floor, all the tables are close together, so it gets rowdy at night, has strip reject chicks dancing between the tables too

there's a zip line on the street you can do

and that place, mermaids?, has fried oreos and twinkies

is the light show the show they have on the street long screen above? cuz it sucks

He hasn't retired yet, but Jason Giambi is already looking past his playing days.The 41-year-old will interview with the Colorado Rockies for their vacant managerial job, the Denver Post reported on Tuesday. No date has been set for the meeting.

old vegas good for gambling, that one place with the cheap popular shrimp cocktail has a small floor, all the tables are close together, so it gets rowdy at night, has strip reject chicks dancing between the tables too

i imagine this chick riding hogan and until he sort of passes out, he wakes up, shakes the finger in her face, eyes bulge out, she rides harder and harder, he shakes his head then boom throws her off, flips her around and just starts plowing her from behind

didnt happen, very business like judging from the clip and summary by <a href='http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-a-minute-watching-hulk-hogan-have-sex-in-a-canopy-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway">gawker here</a>

"why would someone let his wife fuck some other man even if it's hulk hogan"

El Padrino said...i imagine this chick riding hogan and until he sort of passes out, he wakes up, shakes the finger in her face, eyes bulge out, she rides harder and harder, he shakes his head then boom throws her off, flips her around and just starts plowing her from behind

El Padrino said...WHATCHA GONNA DO

WHEN THIS DONG RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU