Spoof news stories from Tuesday 29 January 2008

Officials with the Center for Disease Control (CDC) said today that bites from infected wood ticks that are the central culprit for Lyme disease is on an alarming rise. Spokespersons from the CDC urged people in the United States to be on the lookou...

A London bus driver has amazed colleagues with his knack for telling the future after several of his calls came true including his prediction that the 09:12 from Fulham would arrive back at the depot at least five minutes late.

As a proud American, I have tried to make my articles on TheSpoof.com family friendly and kind and gentle enough for even children to read before evening prayers. I am Jewish, but I have a Christian sensibility when it comes to our young people...the future of the world.

Cologne - (Bare Ass Cheek Mess): Fokker Mile High German Airlines is to inaugurate the maiden flight of its nudist service later this week flying to the popular naturist Baltic Sea resort of Usedcondom according to reports.

Rufus Leon Donnie Bill Blevins, aka "Stinky", announced proudly today that so far his mission, as he termed it, was "Going just about like I want it to." Even in defiance of the United States Endangered Species Act, Blevins, was...

Following such illustrious greats as Woody Allen, George Burns and the Marx Brothers, the hotel known as the Paris Hilton is to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame for the years of faithful service it has given satirical comedy writers.

The abject failure of the UK regulatory organizations to foresee and prevent the Northern Rock crisis has been explained. After an internal investigation, the Treasury has admitted that although it was clear that the FSA should be overseeing banking...

Texans were jolted back into reality on Tuesday night when they realized that the State of the Union Address would be President George W. Bush's last, and soon they'd no longer have carte blanche to spit, burp, pass gas or make obscene commen...

It was shockingly discovered yesterday that this icon has badly inverted nipples and clandestinely had been fitted with both male and female adapters. This was verified by TheSpoof.com's science and technology reporter, and our sources are certa...

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest...

GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, will start in his place...

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - The presidential candidate who goes by the name of Ron Paul, Ronny Paul, Robert Paul, David Paxton, Edwardo Sanchez and/or Dr. Pepper, today admitted he kept a $500 dollar check sent to him by a men's rights advocate. Aske...

The Italian olympic team are to honour tenor Luciano Pavarottti by entering this years Olympic opening ceremony not carrying the Italian flag but instead marching under an old pair of the legendary singers Y-fronts.

At the Australian Open tennis championship, we witnessed the dawn of a new era-the era of the silent letter powerhouses, at least according to Roger Federer, or Roger Dfederer, as he now likes to be known.

Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.

Paris, France - (Zut Alors Mess): Embattled SocGen employee Jerome Kerviel has defended his position and told a press conference that in his opinion it is George W Bush who is the ultimate rogue trader.

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