I bring to you the AMAZING GINSU KNIFE. It slices, it dices, it chops, it peels, it can cut through a tin can and still stays sharp enough to slice a tomato paper thin. If you act now, for the low low price of $29.99 you can get TWO ginsu chef's knives, 8 steak knives, one pearing knife, the combination carving knife and serving fork, the ginsu fillet knife, the ginsu butcher's knife, and one smooth-edged one and one half pound meat cleaver, all with an incredible lifetime guarantee. If you ever damage your Ginsu knife, just send it to us for replacement. If any knife ever dulls, send it to us and we will sharpen it for FREE. But wait, that's not all, you also get this solid oak butcher's block, this wooden knife holder, and this handy dishwasher rack. . ..

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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!