I nominate Eugene Polley for the position of "honorary dude." He is the inventor of the TV remote. My reason is simple; one of the basic tenants of Dudeism is slacking. Am I wrong? The TV remote has promoted slacking in front the TV for years and Eugene Polley's contribution to TV slacking is, to me, obvious.

So, therefore I offer his legacy of the TV remote as proof of his contribution to Dudeism and recommend that he be remembered for a valued addition to Dudeism that really tied the TV room together. I think we need to honor people who contribute to worldwide Dudeism. I mean think of the hours you have personally slacked in front of the tube with your remote control!

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