Fugsie Fug

How many of these does she HAVE lying around, anyway? I mean, I guess it makes packing a snap — when all you wear is lycra, it rolls up nice and compact — but it also makes her look like a sunburned jungle cat; a bathroom break look like a forty-five minute endeavor; the entire evening like one long, agonizing stretch of sucking in while avoiding chewable food (which, DEATH FIRST, in my book), and her vagina look like geometry homework. So where’s the up side? Does Pythagoras have a theorem for that?