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"husband"
"yes my dear"
"will we be married forever"
"until death do us part"

the irony didnt catch the girld at the time but sooon it would. very soon. that night they got married. the wedding had everyone in town there, even the girls parents and the husbands parents. the party went on until the wee hours of the night when everyone decided it was time to home.

"it was a good wedding" says the husband parents

the bridge and husband go to their ceremony in hawaii. but when they get there the husband changed. he started getting violent. "NO DONT HIT ME" say the girl so she pushed the husband out a window and he dead. his hook hand that he gt in the war fell off and stabbed him in the back. later the girl goes home after finishing enjoy her honey moon. she goes to tell her husbands parents the bad news

"im afraid i killed your husband" says the bride
the parents looked concerned for their husbands death.
"i hope you can forgive me" says the bride.
"no its not that my dear..." and the parents hand a strange look in their eye
"you see, tim (the husbands name) died when he was 3. you were at the wedding all by yourself"
the girl was so shocked she told the parents to pull car over, but then they heard a scratching sound. all the police found was a scratched car, a small stain of blood and a hook hand car in the car door hook

they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and says:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen"
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

probably not. but i did. there's actually another thread on 4chan somewhere where i posted it again and it got far more replies and better ones too. i'll try and find it although i'm not sure if it's archived or not