Gildan’s Super Bowl 2013 Commercial Shows How Far a Guy Will Go For a Shirt

New to the Super Bowl commercial game for 2013 is Gildan. You know, the company that makes t-shirts that other people print stuff on. Apparently our estimation of them is a little low, because this guy is willing to do a lot for his favorite shirt, which is obviously a Gildan.

We're personally from the school of "run away from your shame as fast as possible," but maybe that's because we no longer belong to an athletics association and so do not have regular access to Gildan brand shirts. This almost makes us want to sign up for that adult softball league. If only that weren't the most depressing idea in the world.