I Make Diana ROFLcopter

Parents aren’t what they used to be. When my dad writes me an email, its by certain quirks I’ve come to expect that help me know its genuine. When I told my mom this, do you know how she replied?

ROFL.

I can in no way be sure that someone’s not posing as my mom, now. Really, Mom? ROFL? When I told Diana about it, she did a full-on ROFLcopter. It’s just a matter of time before the parents develop the technology to follow suit. By then, though, we’ll probably have already flown away in our ROFLstarship.