Time Traveling Toaster: Act 2 Prizes Walkthrough Part 1

A new set of prices from the egyptian era has appeared in the tracks and their walktrough appears right after the jump!

“A” Is for “Ankh”

Skinner starts

Chalmers: SKIN-NER! I want you to teach at the new Egyptian school.
Skinner: New?! But it’s thousands of years old.
Chalmers: In that case, you’re extremely late. I have to dock you thousands of years of pay. You understand, I’m sure.

Skinner: These papyri are all First Dynasty. Some things never change.

Place Orb of Isis

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Lisa: Oh my goodness – it’s the Orb of Isis!
Homer: Eh, you seen one, you seen ‘em all.
Lisa: Dad, it’s four thousand years old.
Homer: What does it want, a medal?
Lisa: Why are you being so blasé in the face of archaeological wonder?
Homer: I ‘unno. Makes me feel like a big shot, probably.

Bonus Treasure

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Task: Collect Papyri [x8800]Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts

Place Burning Tree

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Ned: Oh my stars, it’s the burning bush!
Lisa: It’s a burning tree, actually.
Ned: Just let me have this one, okay, Lis? I try not to crap all over your Buddhism stuff.

Place Skinner Sarcophagus

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Skinner: Simpson! How dare you vandalize this priceless artifact?
Bart: Because it reminds me of you. Which is kind of sweet, when you think about it.
Skinner: It is? I don’t really see how…
Bart: Yeah, well, I’m already running away.
Skinner: So you are.

Pyramid Scheme Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Lisa: Is that one of the temples of Abu Simbel?!
Homer: Yup. I left the other one in Egypt ‘cause, you know, nice guy.
Lisa: How did you possibly get it here?
Homer: Ask Sky Finger. Anyway, what’s done is done. Might as well make a little cash. Abu Simbel maybe would have wanted it that way?

Mr. Burns: Smithers, when I die, you’ll bury yourself alive with me, like the ancient lickspittles of old, won’t you?
Smithers: Do you really have to ask, sir?

Pyramid Scheme Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: Dad, I can’t believe you’re CHARGING people to see this historic landmark.
Homer: Really? It seems like something I’d do.
Lisa: It’s a priceless Nubian monument, that’s survived earthquakes, flooding, and the test of time for thousands of years.
Homer: I hear what you’re saying, sweetie.
Homer: Ten bucks a head!

Homer: After careful consideration, I’ve decided to do the right thing and donate the temple to the museum.
Bart: Why the sudden change of heart?
Lisa: He was up late last night, watching Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.
Homer: The mummy is standing right behind you, Costello! Turn around! Turn around for God’s sake!