Wednesday, October 06, 2004

old debate schtuff

"...since tonight is the first presidential debate, I will enter the fray and ask two questions I hope the candidates answer. For John Kerry: Why do you look so much like the talking tree thing from the Lord of the Rings movies? For George Bush: Will you accept my challenge of a thumb war, the winner taking the Halliburton profits from Iraq? I could probably buy my own domain name with that, and let's face it, I'd kick your bony, entitled, Cheney-humping ass any day of the year."