I swear to dog, I’m convinced “Father Morris” is actually Dave Foley of “Kids in the Hall”.

It’s funny how uncomfortable they all get right after he says that.

http://pinkydead.blogspot.com David McNerney

I would love to hear him describe how you tell the difference between real and imaginary friends.

That would be priceless.

http://www.fineartlampscapes.com Crodley

I dare say there is a LOT more evidence that Santa is real than God being real. We see the cookies being eaten every year. He’s spotted all around town and even shown on Radar on TV. When was the last time the local new station had this story…”Jesus was seen raising people from the dead downtown tonight, watch tonight at 11 for the complete report.”

Zac

I hate how priests are often under the impression that they are qualified to give psychological advice.

http://eternalbookshelf.wordpress.com Sharmin

He-he. That just makes me laugh. I do think he means well, of course, but he doesn’t seem to realize how funny he’s being.

http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com WMDKitty

Sweet, sweet irony…

wright1

@ benjdm: my irony meters used to last for years before I became an atheist. Now I have to buy them by the gross…

Heidi

Yes, if you have an imaginary friend, there is something wrong.

http://stupidliberalkid.blogspot.com kjell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

can’t… breathe… sides… hurt….

Nick Andrew

I LOLed … at him.

http://hoverfrog.wordpress.com hoverfrog

I have to agree with him. I don’t believe that it is healthy to have an imaginary friend either. Especially when you don’t even recognise the fact.

Michael

Someone needs to make parts of this into a ringtone.

http://cafeeine.wordpress.com Cafeeine

Morris is known for saying some outlandish stuff, it seems he’s Fox’s favorite catholic priest. I first encountered him here and I was astounded at what he said.

GentleGiant

Looking at some of the other videos of him on YouTube it seems like he’s about 5% Catholic priest and 95% usual right-wing talking points regurgitator. But of course he’s on Fox News, he supports their agenda fully.

ACN

@Cafeeine,

At 2:30 in the link you posted he announces:

How else can we explain something like the intricacy of the human eye…

*FACEPALM*

Phoebe

How can he not realize that God is the ultimate imaginary friend??

And ACN mentioned Morris talking about the intricacy of the human eye…is Morris so completely uneducated that he’s never heard of the animals with simple eyebuds that merely detect light? OF COURSE something simpler than the human eye can still function as a simple eye! How can they not know this?? People like that love to use the complex clock argument as well, have they never heard of sundials??

Hilarious. Try convincing him that the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are imaginary.

Cafeeine, that clip was even more absurd. Using microscopes and telescopes are bad science? If 90% (apparently a figure he pulled out of his ass) of Americans believe it, it must be true?

But the one I really laughed at was the woman who said giving birth would convince anyone of miracles. Ha! That’s what made me pro-choice. Miraculous, I did not find it. Couldn’t take my eyes off my daughter when she was out but miraculous? That fucking hell? Fuck no! I made sure not to repeat that experience.

RiftchaserMej

The Catholic god isn’t even a very good imaginary friend; he’s more like an imaginary enemy.