What Not to Wear Stacy and Clinton are counting down their top 10 rules in this new episode. 10 p.m. TLC

John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show Comics Ron Funches, Mark Forward and Dan Soder appear in this new episode. 11 p.m. Comedy Central

MOVIES

Idiocracy Most science fiction envisions a future where we've all gotten smarter but in this 2006 satire from Mike Judge a soldier and a hooker (Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph), both of average intelligence, are cryogenically frozen and awaken centuries later to discover they're the smartest people alive. 5:49 p.m. Comedy Central