I just don't know what our society is coming to. This kind of thing just didn't happen in my day!

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I hear ya, Peter. When I was a teenager we got our asses off our couches and went outside and rolled our eyes. Uphill. In both directions. And we didn't wait for mommy to schedule an eye roll date for us, we went outside and walked around and rolled our eyes with the other kids in the neighborhood until it was time for dinner. And then we rolled our eyes WHILE we ate dinner.

I hear ya, Peter. When I was a teenager we got our asses off our couches and went outside and rolled our eyes. Uphill. In both directions. And we didn't wait for mommy to schedule an eye roll date for us, we went outside and walked around and rolled our eyes with the other kids in the neighborhood until it was time for dinner. And then we rolled our eyes WHILE we ate dinner.

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We were so poor we were born without eyes, we had to make our OWN eyes out of Jello, raisins and spit, and THEN roll them.

We were so poor we were born without eyes, we had to make our OWN eyes out of Jello, raisins and spit, and THEN roll them.

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Oh yeah? We were so poor we had to use our Jello eyeballs for dessert when we were done rolling them. Sometimes even BEFORE we were done rolling them. Mama would come by and say "Chile, you git yer eyeballs in that bowl RIGHT now!" Oh yes she did. Mama didn't cotton to no chillin who didn't eat their eyeballs.

Oh yeah? We were so poor we had to use our Jello eyeballs for dessert when we were done rolling them. Sometimes even BEFORE we were done rolling them. Mama would come by and say "Chile, you git yer eyeballs in that bowl RIGHT now!" Oh yes she did. Mama didn't cotton to no chillin who didn't eat their eyeballs.

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Well, we were so poor we only had one set of eyes for the four of us kids, so we had to roll them back and forth to each other. Eight eye sockets, two eyeballs. You do the math.

I just don't know what our society is coming to. This kind of thing just didn't happen in my day!

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She really should be put out of her misery now before she starts blogging. After blogging, there really is no hope at all. No one wants their life to depend solely on anonymous online comments and ad clicks.