There was this kid back in high school. He was the star RB on our team. Ill never forget him... he would always tug at it before the game. Never missed it. It became a running joke until one day... he didn't have time to tug before the game for some reason. We were down and getting beat pretty bad by halftime. I remember him telling the coach, I gotta go poop. He came back and rushed for over 200 yards and we won the game. We never made fun of him again.

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There was this kid back in high school. He was the star RB on our team. Ill never forget him... he would always tug at it before the game. Never missed it. It became a running joke until one day... he didn't have time to tug before the game for some reason. We were down and getting beat pretty bad by halftime. I remember him telling the coach, I gotta go poop. He came back and rushed for over 200 yards and we won the game. We never made fun of him again.

You owe me a new laptop.

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Katie M.
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."
~ Oscar Wilde

Cmon gramps it's no different than when you were a kid and you milked your brachiosarous.

My dad used to artifically inseminate his cows. He was breeding "beefalos" or however you spell it. It a cross between a buffalo and a cow. Good animals, they had the digestive system of a buffalo which means they could get by without the expensive cow feed and just eat pretty much grass, and the meat was leaner. They looked just like regular cows though.

In any case, he bought his "sperm" frozen. It was the act of getting that sperm into the cows that was, well, not to my liking. Let's just say the plastic gloves went all the way up to his armpits. LOL

My dad used to artifically inseminate his cows. He was breeding "beefalos" or however you spell it. It a cross between a buffalo and a cow. Good animals, they had the digestive system of a buffalo which means they could get by without the expensive cow feed and just eat pretty much grass, and the meat was leaner. They looked just like regular cows though.

In any case, he bought his "sperm" frozen. It was the act of getting that sperm into the cows that was, well, not to my liking. Let's just say the plastic gloves went all the way up to his armpits. LOL

And I'm not talking to you about my dinosaur.

This explains alot. Just kidding. Wow. That childhood is a hell of alot more memorable than mine.

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