Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dirty Thanksgiving

Since I promised that I'd put up a post every most days, yet I'm super busy making pies, baking cake, and trying to wrap up a little Christmas shopping (I know, pick yourself up off the floor...I actually bought a Christmas present BEFORE December 24), I thought I'd leave you with this Top Ten List:

Top Ten Thanksgiving Things That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

10."It must be broken because when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I'm going to burst."

8. "It's Cool Whip time!"

7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated, and it take 15 men to hold her down."

6. "And he forces his way into the end zone."

5. "Talk about a HUGE breast."

4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

1. "Reach in and grab the gibblets."

-from jokecenter.com

I promise I'm not a perv, I just think some of these are funny and will probably be overheard at my mother's household over the Thanksgiving weekend.

Safe travels to all who are traveling and happy cooking to all who are cooking!

This Number Amazes Me

Wife to my awesome husband, Mr. Weather Man and mommy to three precious little Lams. I love the color pink, spring, Starbucks decaf Mochas, pretty writing paper, crisp ironed sheets, fluffy white towels and little bouquets of fresh flowers on my bedside table. Warm cookies right out of the oven make me happy and a beautifully wrapped package is as important as the gift. I dream of living on the beach with a sunny, 85 degree day. I love musicals and break out in showtunes at any given moment. I am living my "happily ever after."