"This is just like a seasame seed. It gets stuck in your teeth one night while you are on a date with your girlfriend. After a wonderful evening you lean over to kiss her, but then the seed falls out into her mouth. It turns out shes alergic to seasame seeds. She falls out the door of your car and breaks her neck on the pavement just as the cops pass by. The send you to jail for 20 years, your weeping parents disown you, and your dog dies pining for you..... GAME OVER. - from some random gaming magazine ^^

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!" - Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

"Aren't we just a few lilies short of a shojo-ai?" - Excel referring to the scene (Excel Saga)

"I was only able to get back to being a real doctor by saving your life! I realized that human lives have equal value by saving you! Nobody has the right to take another's life! I've been living as a doctor with that engraved upon my heart for years!" - Dr. Kenzou Tenma (Monster)

"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" - Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo (Bleach)

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)

"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded." - opening words of the first episode (Bleach)

"If I have the power to make a differencen why not put it to good use?" - Kira Yamito (Gundam Seed)

"There is no such thing as a weapon that doesn't kill.." - Chise (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo)

"A sinner once passed away will never return, but sins will never vanish and the love will never die." - Les Soldats (Noir)

"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." - Alphonse Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist)

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)

"Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

"The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway....
" - Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash [talking to Wolfwood] (Trigun)

"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit" - Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)

"Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

"Kira Yamato : You're...you're a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass!" (Gundam Seed)

"You have to take the path you have to take." - Hibiki Tokai (Vandread)

"Ranma: Look at him standing there, little jerk, what's his problem getting a crush on Akane like that.
Akane: Ranma, I'm sorry. You did it for me.
Ranma: W-wha?
Akane: You destroyed that spring to save me.
Genma/Ryoga/Mousse: YOU WHAT?!?!?! " (Ranma 1/2)

"Commander Z: What's wrong with giving kids dreams?
Kotaro Nanbara: Those are dreams those are nightmares!
Commander Z: You yourself is good enough to give then nightmares!
Kotaro Nanbara: That's mine line to you!" ( Hand Maid May)

"Saehara: "Everyone, thanks for coming during the holiday. Now lets get to practicing!"
Student A: "Now that is just wrong."
Student B: "Please take that off."
Saehara: "What's with you guys. You don't have enough enthusiasm!" [Class reacting to the women clothing that Saehara is wearing for the play.]" (D.N. Angel)

"*points to Jet* "Don't give me that art of war crap! And you! *points to the other man* You take too long to take a sh*t"" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

" Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey..." - Kino ( Kino's Journey (TV))

" Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey..." - Texted Narrator (Kino's Journey (TV))

Here's a classic.
Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
What nine thousand, there's no way that can be right. CAN IT?
Sorry but I just really had to put that one in xD

The ends justify the means. Just go to hell for now, the goddess of luck is always lying in wait down there.

"Winning" occurs in reality. There is no way one can win without pursuing it in reality.

Impractical actions cause people to second-guess themselves. How can one deceive another without putting oneself at risk? When one controls the atmosphere, lies become truth.

The sand in the depths of hell is magical sand. Touching it will reverse fortune and one's own destruction. Like both sides of the same coin.

"Reason" won't work. I'll get stuck at the keyhole with "reason" alone. By trying to open the lock, you'd have to use force. If I had to call it something, it'd be the "force of coincidence". You're defenseless when things happen by accident. That key will turn with the help of coincidence.

A natually foreordained event. A state in which other outomes are impossible. A result which can only be obtained by a single cauality, and other causalities would necessarily create different results. -xxxholic