And it always has been. This Alt-Right moniker is fucking bullshit; the Republican Party has been the home of the racists and nativists and Nazis and Klan members and other violent, revanchist, reactionary morons ever since the Civil Rights Act, so to pretend that these bastards are somehow anything other than a big chunk of the normal GOP is ludicrous. And it's letting the Republican Party off too easy, which is obviously the point. If the establishment pretends that Trump and his people are something alien to normal Republican politics, they can pretend that they don't matter and pretend they will go away after Trump loses and never be heard from again. All fucking horseshit, but the survival of the entire exceptional American political establishment depends on that horseshit somehow becoming manifest.

Too bad he wasn't a better quarterback. But he's doing the gods' work viciously trolling exceptional America, and he seems to be enjoying it. That's not nothing, and my respect for the man has grown exponentially this season. Who fucking knew, but we need way more people like Colin Kaepernick right now!

That's your own gods-damned fault. Johnson has always been a Randian stooge and useless hophead, but it's only now that the a big chunk of America is noticing. There's nothing smart or good or interesting about Gary Johnson, and anyone who votes for him is a complete asshole.

Excellent! Peres was a fucking monster, and it's too bad that our political establishment is too fucking nasty to treat Israel the way it deserves. Fisk is right on here regarding Peres, and we need more of this in our exceptional America.

It doesn't really matter how awful the Yankees are, cuz they're fuckers mostly, as long as they finish ahead of Boston, the biggest bunch of loathsome cockbags this side of the Republican Party, but when the Red Sox finish the season ahead of the Yankees, you know it's sucking major ass out there in exceptional America.

It'll be fun watching that loser David Price lead the Sox to an embarrassing loss in their first playoff series this year, though.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

And the poor, pathetic conservative whiny ass titty babies can't stand it. Boo fucking hoo. Jonathan Bernstein is a rock-headed fuckface, but he's not the only one of those reactionary shitheads throwing a hissy fit over Dean. And that's the point. Dean is having a blast fucking with Trump while showing the world once again that he was too good of an establishment Democrat for the establishment to understand. He's being a mean fucker, and he loves it. This is smart. More Dems should be this bold, this funny, this intelligent. All the pearl-clutching dickheads can go fuck themselves; almost all of them are absolutely voluntary establishment ass clowns and reactionary pissboys and pissgirls, so fuck them. Dean's doing it right. Dean might be the most anodyne center-right establishment Democrat, but he's being a Democratic Party leader and smart campaigner by example. Again.

Fuck that evil piece of shit through the eye forever in hell. Too bad hell isn't real. But Peres was real, and he was a horrible monster and war criminal who never had to face justice for his crimes against the people of Palestine. The United States is to blame for all of this carnage and atrocity in Palestine; we should have long ago put on leash on the mad dog Israelis and taken the side of freedom in Palestine.

Duh. Everybody already knew that, but this is shit Hillary Fucking Clinton should be shouting from the gods-damned rooftops and in the face of all those sick, racist fucknuts supporting Trump. Trump is a fucking scam artist. He cheats people and then bets they'll be too scared or too poor or two stupid to make a legal case out of it. Trump is every asshole bully pushing around the sickly kids everywhere. And Hillary can't beat this fucker in her sleep. Jesus.

If only he could have died many decades earlier. Reagan was the face of evil in the 20th century, and the entire world is still living with the insipid misery he helped endorse. Of course the fools like that fat fuck Bill Clinton were more than happy to continue the insanity, but Reagan is the godfather and best-known paid spokesperson for exceptional American evil.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

And we should skull-fuck them with railroad spikes. Also, The Federalist does not get credit for being the dumbest fucking conservative website in the universe. It's easily as inane as National Review, The Weekly Standard, Daily Caller, Breitbart, Red State, but somehow never gets recognition as being chock full of the stupidest cocksuckers anywhere.

Well, you're an asshole. But, judging from the support Trump and Clinton have right now, statistically speaking, you were an asshole already. But still. If it's not Stein 2016, it's Killer Asteroid 2016. Those two are the only hope.

Trump's our man cuz he knows that fat chicks suck. When you score a hotty and then she gets all piggy and blows up like bag of puss, well, that sucks, man. We can't let that happen to America. We need to make America great again, and that means no fat chicks. Only skeevy Eurotrash models with fake tits. That's America! Fuck yeah!

Fucking dullards. One of the major reasons our country is so fucked these days is because our comfortable bourgeoisie are the dumbest cohort to ever walk the earth. They are so privileged and so ignorant and so dull that they can't even help themselves at this point. Jesus.

Jesus. That was pathetic. Clinton wasn't great, but Trump was so fucking ineffectual. It's almost unbelievable. The bar for Clinton was pretty fucking low, but she did better than I thought. Trump was awful.

And now Trump's a sniffling buffoon over this birther nonsense. It's almost like he was prepped to go all Blumenthal on her ass and shit and totally whiffed it. Fucked up. Lester Holt kept on it, fucking Trump and gave Clinton an opening to hit Trump as a racist fuck. Oops.

If she keeps this up, he might just fucking stomp off the stage. She's prepared for this business bullshit and piling it on his head while everyone watches about stiffing the working guys. Gotta give the campaign credit for being ready to do this.

She's gonna be the fucking President. Of the fucking United States. And a shitty one, cuz she's a shitty person and a shitty candidate and a shitty politician. But she's going to win this, and then the whole fucking world will have to suffer through that fucking abortion.

Glenn Beck: the worst of us. Beck is as nasty a fuckwit as America's ever shit out, and if he's feeling sad right now because Ted Cruz is no better than a syphilitic goat fucker/typical Republican, well, that's fucking brilliant.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Cheap fun. Like many things, the MacArthur grants have devolved into a circle jerk instead of something genuinely interesting. That's to be expected as they caliber of recipient reinforces their own shortcomings. Human nature. And humans are fucking idiots.

Fucking Obama. Beyond being black, his entire tenure has been shit. The fact the his wife would be hugging George W. Bush instead of watching with pride as he was prepared to spend the rest of his life in prison is absolutely fucking disgusting. Bush is a loathsome war criminal and the Obamas are fucking worthless cowards. So much for all the bullshit about the stark contrast between Democrats and Republicans every time a presidential election rolls around...

Saturday, September 24, 2016

What a fucking loser. Ted Cruz might be the biggest asshole in America this year. First Trump kicks the shit out of him for a year in the primaries, pummeling Cruz over his pyscho-assassin father and crazy, ugly wife, then Trump spends a couple of months taking giant greasy shits everywhere knowing he was going to make Cruz eat 'em up sooner or later. Well, now Cruz is chowing down on Trump's fetid shit with a big ugly smile on his face. Beautiful.

Fuck Yeah! America is on motherfucking point. Exceptional American patriots using their gods-given constitutional right to kill some motherfuckers is 100% fucking American greatness! Other gods-damned pussy countries don't have our mass shootings on a daily basis cuz they don't love jesus and guns enough to have a 2nd amendment to any fucking thing. And we got a constitution! Fuck yeah! And guns. Guns we can rub our exceptional American dicks on and jam up our exceptional American assholes while we blow our exceptional American nut-loads like a drunken Bill O'Reilly talking to an subordinate on the phone and jerking off with a falafel rammed up his butthole. Fuck yeah!

Men and women, white and black, it makes no difference. The police are a force of violence and oppression. If we need cops to keep us safe, then we must do a better job of keeping them from killing us--choose better cops, take away their guns, train them better. If we need cops then those fuckers can't be murdering men and women and children because they're fucking cowards or racists or shitheads too stupid to do an easy job properly. Fuck them. We can do better. Somehow, we must.

You're a winner! Black men love this game! It's easy to play and so much fun--for the cowardly cops and their bed-wetting racist fluffers! For the rest of humanity it is an infuriating and unnecessary display of our exceptionally violent America at work. Get the fucking guns off the streets--from the cops and the racist guntard assholes alike. No guns, no shooting, and if we weren't so fucking stupid and useless as a society, police violence would be such a rarity that we would actually be surprised when it happened.

Sano. Of course the smarmy little know-it-all would sell out anything and everything once they get a taste of the big paycheck. Of course the earnest prick would morph into the ginormous douchebag. This is America and Hayes has had an exceptional opportunity to cash-in on being a respectable establishment pissboy. He carries the piss of the big boys now.

Charlotte, Tulsa, the pool, the pond. The swells will still hem and haw, while the guntards masturbate their little pistols, and the cops will kill and kill again, mostly black men, mostly with impunity, like it's the biggest sports league for bed-wetting, racist pussy cowards with badges in America. (It is.) Black lives don't matter and they ain't gonna matter so get used to it.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

PJ this time. Those fucking guys are pathetic. America is filled to overflowing with exceptionally cowardly little men so afraid of every fucking thing in the fucking world. This dipshit (and most assuredly screaming closet-case) Tyler O'Neil must be the quivering princeling of that bed-wetting kingdom.

Sean Davis, a truly dumb cocksucker. I mean I know those fucktards fluff the guntards cuz there's a payday every week, but The Federalist routinely spits up some of the most addle-headed inanity in our exceptional America. Sean Davis is a perfect example of someone too stupid to get just how ludicrous their thesis is, but knowing they are so stupid, it is impossible to even begin to think about schooling them on it. So fuck it. The guntards get a boner thinking about shooting some niggers or Ruskies or faggots or something, and the pathetic pissboys at The Federalist collect a check every coupla weeks.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Unlike The Avengers, which was better than I thought it would be, this flick is definitely not as good as everyone said. The whole exercise required certain characters to do really dumb fucking things for no good reason, while the attempts at levity mostly fell incredibly flat. Somehow pretending that the superheros are the problem when the police are chasing them through crowded tunnels and packed airports with speeding cars and helicopters and 50-caliber machine gun fire is idiotic in the extreme, but if anyone in this flick had a brain, then the movie would be 10 minutes long. This thing needed a Joss Whedon, or better yet Quentin Tarantino, rewrite. It's time for Marvel to admit that the Russo brothers can't make a good film; this as well as the previous Captain America movie were clunky and not very smart. The Spider-Man stuff was okay, and Hawkeye is better when he's not in it much. The way Iron Man was handled looked mostly like Disney taking some cheap shots at Downey because of all the money they were required to pay him to be in this garbage fire of a flick. And the world they're building in all these movies is a pretty shitty place, with aliens attacking, constant government surveillance, Nazis planning 21st century mass murder, billion-dollar prisons where innocent people are locked up without charge or trial. The message of these movies should be that the civilian casualties are not the biggest problem. But then they'd need to be smarter than the Russo brothers are.

But somehow her colossal political ineptitude comes across as more nasty and creepy than funny and satisfying. Being the only person on the planet unable to destroy Donald Trump head to head in any contest of any type any time or anywhere will make Hillary one of our most exceptional losers, but she sucks too hard to make it properly entertaining.

Hillary sucks. As a candidate. As an American. As a leader. As a human being. She can't even slam the racists and nativists and Nazis in the GOP properly and proudly. What a fucking disaster her entire existence has been.

If these fucking dirtballs had even half a clue, they could do some real damage. For the most part, this shit is mere annoyance, but it makes people piss themselves, which is the point. If the dumb cocksuckers doing the bombing caused any real problems, then we'd be in the shit.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Almost. Pirro is so fucking slimy that having her attack Hillary is about the best thing for Clinton at this point. Having Pirro pathetically attempt to smear you makes you look good, sane, decent, and that is exactly what Clinton needs right now. Hillary is a total garbage person, but compared to Jeanine fucking Pirro, Clinton is a gods-damned FDR.

Nothing against this guy selling this bike--I'm sure he's very nice--but now that Serotta is gone, Sevens have to be the shittiest overpriced bikes out there. There's something just not right about pretty much every one. Awful.

Friday, September 16, 2016

At all. Clara Jeffery got slammed yesterday for her brainless reactionary horseshit tweet in support of rock-ribbed conservative Hillary Clinton. She claimed later it was a joke or some shit, but it is indicative of what the political and media establishment are really like at their core. For what it's worth, Jeffery has been a privileged Washington insider her whole life, Sidwell Friends, Carleton, Northwestern; editing Barbara Ehrenreich doesn't change your heart or lessen your loyalty to your class, apparently.

The real Mother Jones would def not approve of Jeffery and her soft-headed support of a neoliberal, anti-labor piece of shit like Hillary Clinton.

Cancer's not really an excuse--was it cancer Drum had?--and Kevin Drum has been getting fucking brutalized over his risible column blaming Bernie Sanders for Hillary's majestic majesty of exceptional all-American reactionary political failure against idiot-savant fascist meathead Donald Trump. Drum's been one of those entry-level establishment pissboys for fucking ever now, and Hillary Clinton has made him look like an even bigger idiot than before. Good job! Duncan Black is way too kind to Drum, but others have been doing the gods' work and flaying Drum alive over his fatuous insanity.

He's an establishment media village idiot wannabe who would joyously slam David Brooks' slimy peen past his teeth every day for a 1% shot at a gilded sinecure deep in the bowels of our beknighted media gentry. Fuck him and his money grubbing shitty scam.

For our own edification. La Russa is another one of those nasty conservative fuckbags who were standing right out there in the open for years without anyone delivery the appropriate and necessary opprobrium on a daily fucking basis. Now he's old and worn out, but he's still a fucking loathsome piece of shit.

Barbara Hollingsworth this time. This poor stupid woman should be squatting in a puddle fishing for a tasty worm snack instead of trying to guzzle the scuzz of the Koch brothers. She's too dumb even for that, but somehow Brent Bozell manages to snarf the gizz like the professional knob-gobbler he is.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

The threat to the economic status quo. That's why BLM is so hated. Black America represents a tremendous economic power, and if the African-American community were ever to wield that power in their own interests, they would have the ability to disrupt exceptional American society. So they must be stopped. By any means necessary.

Samatha Bee is a comedian. See? It's funny. Not stupid, funny. Fun. E. Or something. But there's not way the idiot establishment media, from the gutter where Samatha Bee scuttles around aimlessly to the highest heights of gold-encrusted shit in D.C. and New York, are ever going to get any smarter so quit holdin' your breath.

The setup on this one is fucking heinous tho. That seatpost, the saddle position, the fucking stem, the angle on those fucking handlebars. Jesus. An abortion. But it's still a Nagasawa even if the owner is a fucking weeny.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Which one do you think is more likely to be a complete fucking imbecile? If you guessed Paula Dwyer, you were right on the motherfucking money! Congrats, she's an idiot. When some asswipe who writes for Bloomberg View says you have bad ideas, well, then, that pretty much guarantees that your ideas are pretty fucking solid. Elizabeth Warren eats shitbags like Paula Dwyer as snacks. There's a reason why Elizabeth Warren is respected for her ideas and her record and why Paula Dwyer is some moron bleating pathetically on the interweb tubes.

Forty-five years of intense propaganda from think tanks and media, hundreds of millions or billions of dollars spent, and the concerted effort of the conservative movement did nothing much more than make conservatives dumber than they were in the early 70s. That certainly is a remarkable achievement in that conservatives have always been utter fucking morons, but I'm pretty sure this was not the result they had in mind.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

11 September, the day America got dumber, and less free, and more exceptionally shitty than it had been before. The day we celebrate our inability to stop some unarmed idiots from hijacking planes. The day we celebrate our endless war against helpless mostly Muslim people who never did anything to us. The day we celebrate destroying our freedom because we are gods-damned candy-asses! Exceptional! Huzzah!

Pretty much nobody (else) thought a flick that was a comedic mashup of Robocop and Real Steel was a good idea. And it wasn't. Even worse, there was way too much unintentional comedy, most of coming from Hugh Jackman and a surprisingly small amount from the Die Antwoord folks. Discrete parts of the movie were okay, but the sum of the parts was mostly dumb and annoying. It's really apparent now that Neill Blomkamp is pretty much a talentless dipshit. Can't wait for his Alien movie...

But they're both too old and feeble so vote Jill Stein! Clinton was a fool to not release the pneumonia info before this inanity. She's a wicked shitty politician and the only person on the face of the Earth who couldn't beat Donald Trump by 99% in an election. Nice going Dems.

Now Fox "News" is even more fucked as Trump aligns himself for a Trump TV branding after his risible historic loss election is stolen from him, taking every single Fox "News" viewers and adding all the nativist, Nazi assholes previously too stupid to figure out how to work cable tee vee.

He's a yes sir yes maam sorta fellow, who may laugh and joke with the boys but is very much a loyal follower. He's a company man, and his company is the Democratic Party, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the establishment.

A dumb motherfucker who wants to buy an XS full-suspension mountain bike for a girl who is four fucking feet three inches tall! What an asshole. At least one guy tries to talk some sense into him, but the rest of the twits are out in full force stroking their limp dicks in a big ole circle. Jesus. I did pretty much the same thing--with very similar bikes, but different model years apparently, because the Tika and the Orbea were the best fucking small bikes available in 2014/2015 in much the same way that the Scott Contessa Jr. 24 was the best bike for the money when I got the 24"-wheeled mountain bike--but I didn't buy a fucking 26"-wheeled mountain bike until the rider could handle it. Stupid stupid stupid. I put a kid on a 24"-wheeled bike because I'm not a total moron. Those idiots didn't listen to the one guy(?) who was 100% right and instead just kept their heads jammed all the way up their asses. The 24"-wheeled mountain bikes are perfect till most kids are around 5' tall. Smaller wheels are easier to handle and keep the gearing a little lower, shorter cranks reduce the chance of injuring growing legs, and the relative simplicity of v-type brakes is on point.

And anyone stupid enough to buy a full-squishy sled for a gods-damned child should be taken out and strangled with their own viscera for our amusement. A fucking kid can't make the gods-damned suspension work properly cuz they're too fucking light! It's a waste of time and money, but you can be sure the overprivileged douchenozzles on the Serotta forum will lining up for the opportunity to waste money and look like fucking assholes.

Next that dumb cocksucker will be buying his tiny kid a fucking 70s P bass so she can learn to play on it. Fucking thing will weigh more than she does. Jesus.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Nice. Way to bounce back with a prologue win. That's some good news after all the fucking horrible Phyllis Schlafly (that was actually good news if you're happy the bitch is finally worm chow, but Phyllis Schlafly was a whole shitload of bad news her entire fucking miserable life), Mother Teresa, and Hillary Clinton stuff we've had to endure lately.

Monday, September 5, 2016

92 fucking years too late! It's too often the truly disgusting, evil people who live long lives like this cunt Schlafly. The United States, and the world, was a worse place because she lived in it for so long. Without Phyllis Schlafly fucking things up, everything about America probably would have been just a tiny bit better than it is today. We can take comfort and be happy she is dead now, but we should all feel badly that she lived so long and did so much harm.

In America, there's never any good reason to be hopeful about our society changing much for the better, but Black Lives Matter is making a bit of difference now, and perhaps something measurably good will come of it. After hundreds of years of self-deception and outright violence against blacks and other racial minorities, the reality of American life and American history is starting to seep into the popular culture. This is good shit, and Black Lives Matter has played an important part in it. Exceptional America will do everything to shut down the conversation, as it has with attempting to label BLM as anti-Semetic, but maybe there are enough reasonable, intelligent people out there willing to rub a coupla working brain cells together and acknowledge the truth about the society and at then at least stop actively trying to protect the worst elements inculcating the racism and violence pervading our present as well as our past. Maybe.

Not too fucking complicated, but the herd of Hillary fluffers out there pretending that nothing is out of the ordinary or so fucking bad about the unseemly corruption of the entire Clinton empire are really incredibly fucking stupid. There's nothing wrong that admitting that Hillary and Bill and Chelsea and the rest of their catamites are corrupt and immoral bastards. Hey! That's racing!

Friday, September 2, 2016

And creepy, too. Loyalty oaths are bad for business, and it is way past time that everyone started resisting this nonsense. No pledges to any fucking flags. Freedom isn't flags or guns or armies or police or pledges. Jesus.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Paul Finebaum is a great American who will be a treasured public intellectual in the Trump administration. And ESPN is a fucking wretched hellhole. They have more racist shitheads per pound than Fox "News".

Let's bring back more legitimate rocket scientists and stop wasting all this money. It's gonna get someone killed, too--and not the hero killed of an actual astronaut or test pilot, but the asshole killed of an exceptional American jerkoff moron. NASA should be funded, and the USA should stop sucking up the excess expenses and other externalities of these shitheads like Elon Musk playing rocketeer. The benefits and dangers of this space nonsense can be most efficiently handled by nations and not by private companies who need the US government or Russian government and soon to be Chinese government holding their hands and wiping their asses. Jesus.

Florida and the Democratic Party are fucking shit. Of all the scumbags in Congress, Wasserman Schultz was one of the worst, so naturally we can't get rid of her at all. Nice. It's going to be a fucking disaster once Clinton and her band of merry cocksuckers and war criminals get settled in January.