24 November 2010

Unprecedented conditions

I heard tell of heavy snow fall last week and by Christ it looks like it's about to happen too. Yet city councils up and down the country will be frantically drawing up plans as we speak to explain why they we're prepared for it all.

Unprecedented volume is one excuse I expect to be brought out early despite what happened last year. Then stuff about how they only have enough salt to grit major roads as they don't usually order salt in November.

Whatever the excuses, we are clearly doomed and I urge you all to stock up on meatballs and sammich making ingredients today...before it's too late.