Everyone’s bitchin’ about Ben Affleck being the next Batman…I don’t care. I had my money on ZacMan. You don’t EVEN want to know my other choice. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Batman will be in the next SuperScrote movie.

“Sputtering Flatulent Bratwurst” is the name of DarkSock’s battered, unseaworthy boat.

1:13 pm August, 30hermit said...

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1:29 pm August, 30Wheezer said...

Unfortunate Pattern Pear had me rollin’ – I was thinking “Goatse Pear,” though not to a large enough degree.

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Then I started looking at the rest of the Pears and stopped laughing. Español Pear made me start drooling, while the two on the far right of “Pear Fair” will soon share the name “Mrs. Wheezer.”

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Bigamists

1:38 pm August, 30Plinky's Daughter said...

Gotta hand it to Sock. He knows how to throw a pearty. Just want to thank everyone for sorta tolerating me this week. Worry not haters the iron hand of poetic justice will slap down the restraining order soon enough and I shall vanish into the ether once more to resume my monologue internally. Or on cooler sites with the balls not to block me. Theyre out there I just know it.

2:10 pm August, 30DoucheyWallnuts said...

Stair Pear could also be Stare Pear…And I just filled a sock in my own special way.

grumpys gone to bali grumpys gone to bali,we had a huge one at the vinyl room

6:04 pm August, 30strangdouche said...

1:06 am August, 31Jacques Doucheteau said...

Beached Pear made me involuntarily exclaim out loud “Jesus Fuck Christ Shit!” My wife heard from the kitchen as ran in asking, “what the hell are you looking at?” Fortunately for me, I have the NASA APOD site in my bookmarks toolbar and was able to explain “oh…uh…I was just amazed by this Hubble image of dwarf galaxy NGC 5195 and how awesome it looks. I mean, Jesus Fuck Christ Shit…right?

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Yep. That’s one hell of a pair of interacting galaxies all right.

4:28 am August, 31Guid is Good said...

Quad Heart Pear made me all nostalgic for tramp stamps. Such a simple and innocent time.