Tara Reid looks like my grandmother

Tara Reid arrived in Sydney, Australia on Saturday and apparently aged 30 years during the flight. Jesus, she looks likes she should be working the concession stand at a Bingo tournament. And then after work she can go home to her trailer in Orlando filled with cats, empty gin bottles, and put on a tattered bathrobe that says “Sassy” on the back. The government should put Tara Reid’s face on cartons of cigarettes. Not only will people immediately stop smoking, they’ll buy packs just to throw out their car window onto the freeway. You know, in case voodoo really works.