Craziest Celebrity Quotes of 2012

Honey Boo Boo

"I want to be a doctor, a nurse, a hair saloner, a makeup saloner, work at Wal-Mart, work at Kmart, work at McDonald's where I can eat all the chicken nuggets and work at a hotel so I can go swimming. And I wanna be a mama too!"

Alana Thompson, star of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," said of her career aspirations. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (AP Photo/John Bazemore)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

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They Said What?!Keep clicking to check out the wackiest, silliest and most controversial celebrity quotes from the past year. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photos: Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

The singer's response to David Letterman's comment that his latest tattoo resembled the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for Jingle Ball 2012)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Lindsay Lohan"WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace."

The actress shared her feelings about Hurricane Sandy on Twitter. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Jennifer Garner"I plan to be done. But my husband is kind of a wonder sperm kind of guy."

The actress spoke with Ellen DeGeneres about having more kids with husband Ben Affleck. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Leigh Vogel/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Angus T. Jones"If you watch 'Two and a Half Men,' please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.' I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth."

The actor expressed negative feelings about the show he currently gets $350,000 an episode to appear on. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Valerie Macon/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Amanda Bynes"Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end."

The actress requested via Twitter that President Barack Obama fire the officer who arrested her for driving under the influence and hitting a police cruiser with her car. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Kate Winslet"We do look very different, we're older. Leo's 37, I'm 36 — we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he's fatter now — I'm thinner."

The actress joked about co-star Leonardo DiCaprio during a promotional appearance for "Titanic 3D." —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Jay-Z"At the end of the day, I just know I'll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever."

The rapper revealed to Oprah Winfrey on an episode of "Oprah's Master Class: Special Edition." —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Allison Joyce/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Jessica Simpson"I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!"

The singer told Jimmy Kimmel about her pregnancy. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Anne Hathaway“When I eventually looked in the mirror, I just thought I looked like my gay brother.”

The actress said of her short haircut at a screening for "Les Misérables." —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Honey Boo Boo"I want to be a doctor, a nurse, a hair saloner, a makeup saloner, work at Wal-Mart, work at Kmart, work at McDonald's where I can eat all the chicken nuggets and work at a hotel so I can go swimming. And I wanna be a mama too!"

Alana Thompson, star of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," said of her career aspirations. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (AP Photo/John Bazemore)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Dina Lohan"If she was living in New York, five of them would be obsolete."

Dina Lohan on daughter Lindsay's drug charges during an interview with Dr. Phil. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Timberlake told People magazine about the reaction to the original song he performed at his wedding to Jessica Biel. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Timothy Hiatt/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Andrew Garfield"That freaking dreamboat... I think I'm more attracted to Ryan than any woman could ever be. I think about him so often. I'm not joking. I have a proper man crush."

Andrew Garfield told Teen Vogue about his love for fellow actor Ryan Gosling. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Roger Kisby/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Olivia Wilde"I could find David Beckham naked in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound."

The actress told Glamour magazine about her infatuation with current boyfriend Jason Sudeikis. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Charlie Sheen"With Angus' Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed."

Sheen comparing his former "Two and a Half Men" co-star Angus T. Jones' meltdown to the 1997 mass suicide of California-based cult Heaven's Gate in an interview with People magazine. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Madonna"Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together and come to my show. I'm worth it."

The singer told Newsweek about why fans should buy tickets to her concert. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Jenelle Evans"I got second row seats to go see a concert. It's Ke$ha tickets. You don't understand, this is my idol and I'm never going to be able to see her. Can you call her [Evans' probation officer] and tell her? I really can't miss this concert, I really can't. That's why I got all these feathers in my hair, for the concert. No one understands how important this concert is to me."

Troubled "Teen Mom 2" star Jenelle Evan on her decision to turn down a shortened jail sentence in order to attend a Ke$ha concert. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo: MTV)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Donald Trump"This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!"

Donald Trump comments, via Twitter, on President Barack Obama's re-election. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.

Robert Pattison"The last time I had a bad breakup, Ben & Jerry's got me through some of the tougher times."

The actor told Jon Stewart about his public breakup with "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart. —XFINITY Entertainment Staff (Photo by Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images)The opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of Comcast.