1) I really don't like people
2) I'm really good at making people think I like them
3) I like getting stuck in a rut
4) I think love is an illusion
5) I'm a pervert but not perverted
6) I like to walk not drive
7) I don't like my boyfriend's personality
8) I'm not shy at all
9) I no regrets after I've hurt people's feelings
10) I wake up hoping for the apocalypse

I was born a month early (3lbs, 14oz) in Phoenix, Arizona, raised in San Diego, CA
I'm no longer certified to handle food in Spanish in Nueces county Texas
I'm going to film school; I was the president of my highschool's A/V club
Never broken a bone or had chickenpox, but I had pneumonia four times before I was three
Television taught me to read at four, and I read >1k pages a week throughout middleschool
My school has an anime club but fangirls terrify me, and conventions are way too big and shiny
The ticking head on the outside of It's a Small World chills my blood
I am allergic to cats but only when they touch my face
I can't concentrate when I am looking at hexagonal tiles, because they are too shiny
I never learned to type so it takes me forever to write my long, occasionally witty comments
I am politically and religiously aloof, but I would probably be a liberal christian anarchist
Despite how adventurous my heart is, I am an RA and a file clerk and a total loser, but I have plans
I hoard soft round objects and relieve stress by throwing them at walls/stuffed animals/people
My potted plants have names and I love the rain

1. i think this one girl in my rotc class is hot despite her being a nerd
2. i dont like sensitive people.
3. im friendly
4. i have a horrible temper
5. i sometimes say rude things without thinking then try apologizing but end up making it worse
6. i get really bored when my girlfriend is out/asleep T.T like now
7. i like animals mainly dogs
8. i want a monkey tail
9. i cuss at loud people
10. i worry too much
11. I LOVE CRUNCHY ROLL hehehehe

1. I'm a metal monkey (not literally, it's just my zodiac sign)...other noted metal monkeys are Liz Taylor and the Marquis de Sade...it explains so much

2. I'm a commitmaphobe and yet I'm in a relationship....just try to figure that one out

3. I have the attention span of a goldfish (oh...look something shiny)
4. For some reason I can't type anything on here without using ... or (these)
5. I'm super competitive (I just can't say no to a challenge)<-- see there I go again
6. I have an overactive imagination
7. Most people think I'm a bitch or a snob when I first meet them
8. Truth is I'm really quiet around new people because I have a really sarcastic sense of humor and a lot of people don't quite get sarcasm...so I don't say much until I can tell how much I can joke with a person

9. I can pick things up with my toes
10. I'm mildly paranoid.
11. I can't sit with my back to a door.
12. I don't eat fast food.
13. Lazy goddess is my favorite yoga position
14. I can't walk into a store that sells cd's without buying at least two
15. Crunchyroll is slowly taking over my life