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Promotional value expires Mar 6, 2013. Amount paid never expires.Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid for go karts and miniature golf substitution during winter months; not valid for tokens in place of activities.Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Crete Family Fun Center

Scientists agree that the only reason adults have children is so they have a socially acceptable reason to visit amusement parks, eat at novelty pizza arcades, and see movies with Shreks in them. Put some fun in the oven with this kid-friendly Groupon.

Crete Family Fun Center

Nineteenth-century pirate ships loom just beyond a 12th-century castle courtyard, which itself lies just past ancient ruins pocked with divots; it’s the landscape of either a poorly researched history thesis or a thrilling round of miniature golf at Crete Family Fun Center. After polishing their putts at the 18-hole course, golfers can work on their long-range technique on a 25-tee driving range or discover an entirely new swing at the batting cages.

If the weather doesn’t cooperate, indoor entertainment includes a Cannonball Wars arena, in which teams fire foam balls into the opposing crew’s net. Players work up a sweat while dodging focused light in an indoor laser-tag arena or playing classic and modern games in the arcade. Bumper cars provide catharsis for overworked driving instructors, and a quarter-mile outdoor track lets racers steer single and double-rider go-karts. Crete’s onsite restaurant dishes up treats such as pizzas, hot dogs, and burgers.

Crete Family Fun Center

Entertainment at the Crete Family Fun Center includes a Cannonball Wars arena, in which teams fire foam balls into the opposing crew’s net. Players work up a sweat while dodging focused light in an indoor laser-tag arena or playing classic and modern games in the arcade, and bumper cars provide catharsis for overworked driving instructors. Crete’s onsite restaurant dishes up treats such as pizzas, hot dogs, and burgers.