"Jim's belt made a tiny noise when he took it off, but Sebastian kept his eyes forward." Rated M because HOO BOY, there's a lot of filthy stuff here. MorMor, but if you're looking for fluff - or even affection - look elsewhere.

Sherlock, John, and Lestrade attend a forensics convention while on holiday in Paris. As soon as they arrive at their hotel, though, they find that a one-bed room is the least of their worries. May be short or long; depends. Rated M for later. J x S x L.

Pippa is the center of the news. But Pippa is tired of the paparazzi Kate not listening to her. After talking with her friend, Pippa decides she needs to do something drastic to get Kate's attention. And that something goes by the name of Ms. Adler...

At 6 years old, Sherlock Holmes' life is altered forever by the arrival of a strange Doctor. Almost 30 years later and it is John Watson's turn to decide if Sherlock's life was changed for the better. Flashbacks to little Sherlock!

Seb finds Jim on the roof of St. Barts after "the fall" and pretty much loses his mind. Jim/Seb, one sided maybe. Seb as main character. Warning disturbing sexual themes, coarse language, angst and necrophilic themes. You've been warned.

John remembers his time in Afghanistan. He might not show it, but being an army doctor was difficult. I'd like to know whether y'all like this as is or if I should add a bit to the end where Sherlock talks to John. Review or message me w/ suggestions. :

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

Eight year old Blaine was really hoping he would find a best friend when he went to football day camp. He just didn't expect it would be the shy little boy hiding in the equipment shed. Baby!Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan

In which Sherlock 'borrows' Mycroft's mobile and decides to send dirty texts to Anthea Andrea resulting in bemusement, John questioning his mental state and Mycroft throwing his shoe before ultimately getting the girl.

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Jim Moriarty is bored. He's read every book in his library-except that one... Inspired by George Orwell's distopian novel, 1984, Jim decides to make John Watson love Big Brother. Moriarty/John with underlying John/Sherlock.

You know that moment when you're watching The Great Game and John steps out of the dressing room during the pool scene and you just stop breathing, because for a split second, you think John is actually the villain? Well... Warning: Character death.

Molly Hooper lives a miserable, lonely life. Why can't she meet a good man who actually likes her? Then along comes Spencer Gray... Spencer Gray is my OC. Other OCs as well. But don't worry. Sherlock and John are in it too.

A quick cracky one-shot. Lestrade insists Sherlock and John are involved in the Haunted House on Halloween for charity. Of course, Sherlock is a little more than reluctant to join in on the festivities...

Sherlock meets a kid in his grade called John Watson. He doesn't like him at first until John wins him over with his great taste in poetry. Edgar Allen Poe for the win. Then things seem to get a little out of hand... SherlockxJohn

Involves Rutherford and a character I made up, Dioka Murakami, who was his friend when he was younger but disappeared one day with no reason. Now she suddenly appears at his door, pleading for his help. DC: I don't own Spiral, but I do own Dioka Murakami.