Katie Holmes is turning into Victoria Beckham

Katie Holmes debuted a new look the other day which bore an eerie resemblance to Victoria Beckham and an emo kid. At present, many are baffled at how legions of effeminate weeping boys wearing girl’s pants influence women’s style. Katie’s single white female move is just another example of how easily she can be shaped and molded. She’s like human Play-Doh. You could tell her to wear a dead possum as a hat and she’d ask you whether she should skin it or not.