What’s your position on infant baptism? Just kidding, nobody cares. Just what the Bible teaches… (note: this is sarcastic since that’s what we all think about our positions)

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate ALL NIGHTERS? (1 = stab me in the eye and 10 = stab me in the eye with a spoon) With a spoon? 10 because I think that is the worst. We don’t ever do them.

How good are you at keeping receipts? Does your church administrator love or hate you? Awful at it. I wish all receipts were digital. What would you do if you could be invisible for one day? If I told you I would have to kill you.