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"People" is my middle name, on Tuesdays.
"Save a dollar, save a dime, spending cash is a corporate crime"

Sunday, 2 March 2014

Guidelines to Being Brief

1-All communication should include one semi elaborate idea, like a Tweet.2-Texts, Whats-app, BBM and Line are IN. Email is OUT.3 Americans are asked not to rah rah, Indians are asked not to theorize. Israelis are asked not to argue;French need not intellectualize-just get to the f-cking point asap.4-Nine approved abbreviations are:

TLTR for Too Long to Read

MIS for Make it short

CCM for Comrade Carl Marks

GBP for Gloria our Business Partner

DCA for Downsizer Ms Cynthia Axe

OGLS for Our great leader Stan

MO for Mais Oui!

WWE for wow wow environment

J for Ja, meaning yes

5- Germans are asked to write short sentences, and put the verb in the right place. For Heaven sake!6-In line with our core value of Diversity and Timeliness, people with shitty English are asked to run their communications thru someone in Sales or HR, where all people spell English "well".You can follow me @GRamsbottomMais Oui!