So The Machine’s Great Distraction has kicked the bucket, and in comes the new one. I can’t even imagine what crazy shit was passed through during that fag’s funeral, but I am sure there were some doozeys! But that well has run dry for them, and OJ is played out, so here comes Tiger! He has the formula that met their requirements; 1. he’s light skinned black guy where you don’t really know what the fuck he is, and 2. there has to be some sort of crazy sexual scandal, preferably with someone white.

I mean seriously, a golfer?? Have any of you, or do you even know anyone that has ever watched a full golf game?? Anyone? Even if you have, do you really give a fuck what he does in his personal life? Jesus this is so fuckin dumb. I can’t believe how hard this is being pushed too. I never knew golfing was THIS big.. wow! Golf! Wow what a celebrity! They must be sending troops somewhere or passing some crazy bill. I refuse to believe that anyone gives a shit about golf or Tiger fuckin woods.

yes, I know that there are many people that PLAY golf and "love" it. Got that.

Have any of you actually sat and watched an entire tourny? And no, falling asleep half way through does not count. I know a group of dudes that are sports everything, every sport, everything and even they can't make it through a full game.

Even if you say you have done it, none of us will believe you. No one watches that shit.