Lady GaGa Bites It

Here’s Lady GaGa biting it at Heathrow Airport this morning which seems almost impossible once you look at her shoes. You’d just assumed 20-foot-tall platforms would be the most stable piece of footwear known to man. Like wearing rollerskates on a field of marbles. Then again, this is Lady GaGa we’re talking about, so she probably made them herself out of papier mache to get Tim Burton’s attention. “He’ll have to notice me now. Wait, we’re going down, deploy the zeppelin belt!” *crash*