Proving once and for all that hard news is better left in the hands of responsible news outlets, Two Guys Watching Porn brings you “Cream Pies, Tossed Salads, and MURDER!” (originally published on 02/20/13)in which hosts Rob and Chris put on their best Nancy Grace faces and discuss the ongoing trial of Jodi Arias, a 32-year-old California native charged in the 2008 murder of her ex-boyfriend, Travis Alexander. Listen as the boys analyze actual phone sex recordings between the defendant and the victim and question the validity of the suspect’s claims that she acted in self-defense (the victim was reportedly shot in the face, stabbed 29 times, and had his throat slashed from ear to ear).