That's what he gets for flying off the handle. He'll only be a jailbird for a few months, so it shouldn't be too hard to swallow. He'll just have to make some myna adjustments. He certainly won't be there long enough to go cuckoo.

/oh, stop groaning//too lazy to work "booby," "tit," and "woodpecker" in

That's what he gets for flying off the handle. He'll only be a jailbird for a few months, so it shouldn't be too hard to swallow. He'll just have to make some myna adjustments. He certainly won't be there long enough to go cuckoo.

/oh, stop groaning//too lazy to work "booby," "tit," and "woodpecker" in

I posted last week of observing this gangbanger attempting to kill this goose that bit his son. I was with my son and couldn't believe it. The mom pointed to a goose and said, "that lil mudder fugger did it!". To a goose. The family was feeding these ducks and geese, which is prohibited... but I've been known to do it in the past too. But the way dad got all this machismo and reached for the bird mom pointed out. WTF, dad? Your son was spooked by a goose (son was fine, just scared), you don't go all cholo on a friggin bird. He was seriously trying to grab it and wring its neck, in front of his kids, to teach the bird a lesson.Fine parenting, that.

OH fark. My mini schnauzer caught a dove a few weeks past. Ripped its head off just like that. The body was intact, and the exposed neck vertebrae was bouncing up and down as if the grim reaper was playing Yars Revenge on an Atari joystick. When I picked it up, the wings flapped full force... and it had been decapitated a considerable amount of time. Hundreds of tiny sugar ants were on the bloody "joystick".

wild9 ,Mean Daddy: Interesting, and yet if I own a wind farm, I can kill as many eagles, hawks or owls as I want. Google it moran.You probably don't do it by getting into an argument with someone, throwing the bird against a wall, then stabbing it though.

In my religion that is the clean way to kill an animal. It is called the Kohalal food.

Don't judge me and my personal faith and I I deal with god you judgmental jerk.

OH fark. My mini schnauzer caught a dove a few weeks past. Ripped its head off just like that. The body was intact, and the exposed neck vertebrae was bouncing up and down as if the grim reaper was playing Yars Revenge on an Atari joystick. When I picked it up, the wings flapped full force... and it had been decapitated a considerable amount of time. Hundreds of tiny sugar ants were on the bloody "joystick".

Wow, we have an awful pigeon problem here in Arizona. My mini schnauzer has never caught a bird but I've always wondered how he would react if he did, if his ratter instincts would kick in. He knows the word "squirrel" and goes BERZERK. "Crow" too. One of my schnauzers we had when I was a kid caught a little bunny and tore it open; he was so proud of himself. This schnauzer I have now though, you have given me ideas, tuna fingers. I will see what happen when I call those damn pigeons "crows" too and let my little guy loose on them. His name is Dexter, after all.

Did he do it on a lark? It was probably just that bird's tern to die. I'm starling to think owl hear more about this in a later fark thread. Didn't RTFA but I bet the bird didn't go down without a flight. I bet it was a crow...... they're murder to deal with. When there's too many, ya gotta gull the herd.