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I’m not one to tell you what to do with your life, but I am going to tell you anyway. And by that I mean if you are shopping for a refreshing new beverage, do not choose sugar cane juice.

It’s a delicious and too-good-to-be-true promise of drinkable sugar that simply does not deliver. I suppose there is the possibility that I got a skunked container, and an expired shelf-life and poor restocking policy are to blame. But the fishy, musky, metal aftertaste will not be easily forgotten.