Does it irk anyone else that Viciedo and Dunn embrace in such an extravagant fashion when they meet at the plate after a homer, etc? I've not seen anything like that, as far as I can remember. You'd think they had just found the cure for cancer together. I'm all for team unity, but man, I wish they'd make it look like scoring runs wasn't such a completely insane thing to do. Who knows, maybe they'd score more runs if it were viewed at least as a semi-typical thing.

How dare they celebrate scoring runs! As a fan I demand no less than a scowl! Surely the problem with this team is that they celebrate when good things happen. In fact, Chris Sale should kick a puppy after each quality start.