*This song is really TERRIBLE! And more: I've heard Robbie and Kylie singing this song LIVE on BBCs TOP OF THE POPS: it was SO A-W-F-U-L!!! BEYOND BELIEF! I had to hold my hands over my ears!Last edited: 20.03.2004 23:09

Me no bubbleiciousMe smoke heavy tarMe be groovin' slowly where you areNotify your next of kin'Cause you're never coming backI've been dropping beats since Back in Black

And we'll paint by numbers'Til something sticksDon't mind doing it for the kids(So come on) jump on boardTake a ride (yeah)(You'll be doin' it alright)Jump on board feel the high'Cause the kids are alright

You've got a reputationWell I guess that can be exploredYou're dancing with the chairman of the boardTake a ride on my twelve cylinder symphonyBut if you got other plansThe purpose of a woman is to love her man

And we'll paint by numbers'Til something sticksDon't mind doing it for the kids(So come on) jump on boardTake a ride (yeah)(Doin' it all right)Jump on board feel the high'Cause the kids are alright

It's gonna take up all of my loveI'm gonna give it all of my lovingIt's gonna take up all of my loveI'm gonna give it all of my lovingIt's gonna take up all of my loveI'm gonna give it all of my lovingIt's gonna take up all of my love

Come down from the ceilingI didn't mean to get so highI couldn't do what I wanted to doWhen my lips were dryYou can't just up and leave meI'm a singer in a bandWell I like drummers babyYou're not my bag

Jump on boardTake a ride, yeah(You'll be doin' it all right)Jump on board feel the high, yeah

Jump on boardTake a ride, yeah(Let Me doin' it all right)Jump on board feel the high, yeah

I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74There's only one of meSingle-handedly raising the economyAin't no chance of the record company dropping mePress be asking do I care for sodomyI don't know, yeah, probablyI've been looking for serial monogamyNot some bird that looks like Billy ConnollyBut for now I'm down for ornithologyGrab your binoculars, come follow me

***Fast paced busy song with attitude. Can get annoying and neither of their best. RW's 11th UK top 10 and Kylie's 18th. 22 weeks in the UK top 100. UK#2 and Ireland#9. 234,500 copies sold in the UK.Last edited: 13.02.2014 21:42

*****This song was ridiculously omnipresent during my childhood, even though I only actively started to take notice of music in 2003. In fact I heard this almost as much as "Spinning Around" and much more than "On A Night Like This". I mention this because I can't comprehend why it only peaked at #14 when to me it's so recognisable, memorable and familiar. It also feels like it severely underperformed because it was a duet between two superstars. I know it almost word for word due to that familiarity, even though I haven't heard it much in the past few years. It can get a bit much to listen to sometimes but I usually enjoy this a lot. Scratch what I said in my review previously, this is such a great track! Robbie's second best for me but Kylie has a lot better. Definitely should've charted better.Last edited: 22.01.2015 06:14

***I know you're supposed to judge songs based on the actual song etc. But I've heard this song a lot at work and kinda liked it and now that I've seen who actually sings it I feel much more indifferent :P

******Amazing duet, love the chorus especially. I'd never thought much of it, but I've finally discovered that I absolutely love this. The way their two voices blend in the chorus is my favourite part. I thought this would have gotten to #1 but oh well.