An actual Elston family conversation.

This happened awhile ago, but I would like to share this conversation that perfectly encapsulates my family.We were speaking about puking after a night of drinking, as most of our family conversations usually end up being about.

Me: The last time I threw up from drinking was back in the dorms, and I haven't since.My sister: The last time I threw up from drinking was on my 21st birthday, and I haven't since.My dad: The last time I threw up from drinking was when I was 14, the first time I had a beer, and I haven't thrown up since.(pause. Mom's turn. Mom?)My mom: ....April.