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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Senator Bernie Sanders continues to recite his favorite stump speech lines about income inequality that he used throughout his campaign. “It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent,” he said at the Democratic National Convention. When someone later stated to him that Hillary Clinton was in that “1 percent”, he angrily responded, “That’s true, but unlike rich republicans, she feels guilty about it.”