Saturday, December 03, 2005

Test time!

Here's a post I did a while ago and saved for a moment like now, when I wanted to post but didn't feel like writing:

Limited checklist of what I did until now. In my life I have:

( ) smoked a cigar(x) made out with a member of the same sex( ) crashed a friend's car( ) stolen a car(x) skipped school(x) been called a slut(x) had a one night stand(x) had more than just one one night stands(x) lied about how many people you've slept with (I used to lie...)( ) lied about it so you can just sleep with someone(x) slept with someone you dont even know their name (I knew, but I forgot...She did too!)( ) seen someone die(x) been in love(x) been dumped( ) shoplifted(x) been fired(x) been in a fist fight(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back(x) been arrested (and been released minutes later...they basically just handcuffed me in a car to frighten me. I also have a warrant because I still have to pay a ticket)(x) made out with a stranger( ) gone on a blind date(x) lied to a friend( ) had a crush on a teacher(x) been to Canada (I think...)( ) been to Mexico(x) been on a plane (But mostly, in a helicopter, stoned)(x) thrown up in a bar (I managed to get to the washrooms)( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (Somebody else?)(x) eaten Sushi( ) been snowboarding(x) been moshing at a concert(x) been in an abusive relationship (But she'll kill me if ever hint she did)( ) taken painkillers( ) love someone or miss someone right now (Ah, in your face fuckers! I love my parents and friends, but I think the question's intention was more...)(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (While I was supposed to work)(x) made a snow angel(x) had a tea party (I did!?!)(x) flown a kite (Well, flying might be pushing it a little)(x) built a sand castle(x) gone puddle jumping(x) played dress up(x) jumped into a pile of leaves(x) gone sledding(x) cheated while playing a game (and still lose!)(x) been lonely(x) fallen asleep at work/school( ) used a fake id(x) watched the sun set(x) felt an earthquake(x) touched a snake(x) slept beneath the stars(x) been tickled(x) been robbed(x) been misunderstood (Story of my life...just kiding...I'll go drink on that)( ) petted a reindeer/goat (Why would I do that?)( ) won a contest(x) run a red light(x) been suspended from school( ) been in a car accident( ) had braces( ) felt like an outcast( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night(x) had deja vu(x) danced NAKED in the moonlight (I wouldn't call it dancing...)(x) hated the way you look (Yeah, being honest to myself, I did)(x) witnessed a crime (Smoking pot is a crime!!!)(x) pole danced (And I didn't even felt embarassed...)(x) questioned your heart (That fucker didn't answer!)( ) been obsessed with post-it notes (Hmmm...)(x) squished barefoot through the mud(x) been lost(x) been to the opposite side of the country(x) swam in the ocean (All the way across! Lie or truth?)(x) felt like dying (I mostly thought I WOULD die!)( ) cried yourself to sleep(x) played cops and robbers(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers( ) sung karaoke (I never did!!! Have to be done soon!)(x) paid for a meal with only coins (A pleasure of life!)(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (Fuck yeah!)(x) made prank phone calls(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (Milk!!!)(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue(x) danced in the rain(x) written a letter to Santa Claus(x) been kissed under a mistletoe(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about (Also with people I hate...)(x) blown bubbles(x) made a bonfire on the beach(x) crashed a party (Once, I crashed my own party...)(x) gone rollerskating (Be a poser or die!)(x) had a wish come true (But it was stupid...)( ) humped a monkey (Litterally?)( ) worn pearls(x) jumped off a bridge( ) screamed penis in class( ) ate dog/cat food(x) told a complete stranger you loved them (You have to be drunk, young and stupid...)( ) kissed a mirror ..(x) sang in the shower( ) have a little black dress( ) had a dream that you married someone( ) glued your hand to something (hell yeah)( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole( ) kissed a fish (Why?)(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes( ) been a cheerleader (no, but I've been in drag...as said previously)(x) sat on a roof top(x) screamed at the top of your lungs( ) done a one-handed cartwheel (would like to know what's that!)(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (Teenage years...)(x) stayed up all night(x) didn't take a shower for a week (Treeplanting!!!)(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree (delinquent!)(x) climbed a tree(x) had a tree house( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone (I ARE scared?!?)( ) believe in ghosts (Only in Patrick Swayze!)( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes (Almost, I'm 28 short!)(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say (Couldn't in my private high hchool, but definetely in CÉGEP!)(x) gone streaking (New word of the week!)(x) played ding-dong-ditch (What? Like ringing somebody's door and running? Yes then)(x) played chicken(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (And done it too, but it more often involves nakedness)( ) been told you're hot by a complete stranger(I wish..but people usually say that when they know me...just kidding)( ) broken a bone(x) been easily amused(x) caught a fish then ate it( ) made porn (I have plans though...)( ) caught a butterfly(x) laughed so hard you cried( ) cried so hard you laughed(x) mooned/flashed someone(x) had someone moon/flash you( ) cheated on a test (Not even this one!)( ) have a Britney Spears CD(x) forgotten someone's name(x) slept naked( ) French braided someone's hair(x) gone skinny dippin in a pool/lake?(x) been kicked out of your house(x) seen a Belgian man (Yeah, I created that one)