Re: DIC TV

Posted 05 March 2012 - 02:53 PM

So, like, um.. yeah.. my old man wants to know what the TV ratings will be for this show. He's all bent out of shape thinking this program is rife with inappropriate language and full frontal male nudity. He won't tolerate no gay bannered agendas, communist organizing, socialist sympathizing, or devil carousing in his house. Basically nothing that comes close to TV-MA-LSV. Any idea what rating we are going for?

ishkabible, on 05 March 2012 - 03:28 PM, said:

We should make a documentary about Chris's basement.

Have you seen the last fifteen minutes of "Blair Witch"? That's pretty much it.

Re: DIC TV

Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:32 PM

Clip of an upcoming documentary airing on the DIC TV Network....

"Shhhh shhhh.... we are quickly approaching a dust bunny in its natural habitat. This savage carnivore has been known to kill other dust bunnies. Its pack also multiplies quite quickly in the presence of a breeze in this concrete jungle....

Whoa! whoa! Get back get back!.... that was a close one! It almost saw us. It is very dangerous to approach these ill tempered beasts. They are very territorial and despite their aggressive nature they are also very fragile. They hate water and if they even get close to it, they scurry away.

Oh no! A group of them have spotted us! Run run! Go! Oh please god let me survive through this!"

More to come on the documentary "Surviving the basement", with your tour guide Martyr2, coming later this month only on the television network that programmers need to watch... DIC TV! Check your local cable listings and if you don't get, be sure to call up your local cable provider.

Re: DIC TV

Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:49 PM

@no2pencil - oh hush now. That was all just a silly ruse to get an explanation of the sort of language/male genitalia content for this unrestricted / unregulated show. I figured it was going to be a nice PG-13 show, but knowing how the Lounge get's sometime I gave a minor smirk thinking about it being something akin to a public-access show where one of our Lord Trollingtons would call up and yell "PENIS!" every ten minutes thus interrupting LOD's segment "Bitches be crazy" segment and pushing back "Neo's 4chan pic of the week" creating a catastrophic event each week where the host would become so frustrated s/he would tear down the set vowing never to do this again.

Re: DIC TV

Posted 05 March 2012 - 07:51 PM

I love that every single person, outside of Dream.In.Code, that I've mentioned this show to has brought up how the show title, "DIC TV," sounds. But, everyone here is just, "Yeah, sounds good." I love this site!