Karl Malone don't wun be hearing none of that. See sometime people go up to Karl Malone and say "Karl Malone you an AHOLE" but then I dun look em in the eye n say "no Karl Malone a goodhole." Now Karl Malone may not listen to heavy rap but Karl Malone don't need know how to fight. Why? Because Karl Malone hunts while listening to country music. That right. Travis Trit, Gart Brook, Fate Hill, Karl Malone love that Fate Hill.

Now Karl Malone dun won't be hearing nothing but country, not even Jazz, well unless it Utah Jazz but still Karl Malone make big fuss unless he dun hear whaling guitars and other stuff in country song. And dat da truth right der.

Until next time, this here Karl Malone

Ok Karl Malone read article, and boy was that long article. Karl Malone had to take break in between to catch his lungs. Now one day some Bell call Karl Malone up and dun make his phone ring, aw thats good, and this guy Bell say he dun be Karl Malone sun. So Karl Malone start thinking in shallow thought, and Karl Malone realize how can someone be a bell and giant object in sky at same time. Karl Malone took astrology and so Karl Malone know how planets and sun work, and Karl Malone realizes that he don't own the sun. So the best part is Karl Malone done get to keep his money.

Until next time this here Karl Malone

Dirtbag59

05-01-2008 09:36 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

If this excerpt is true then this just makes it worse:

Personal
Karl Malone has a son, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demetrius_Bell"][COLOR=#800080]Demetrius Bell[/COLOR][/URL], who was drafted by the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League"][COLOR=#0000ff]NFL[/COLOR][/URL]'s [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_Bills"][COLOR=#0000ff]Buffalo Bills[/COLOR][/URL] with the 219th overall pick in the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_NFL_Draft"][COLOR=#0000ff]2008 NFL Draft[/COLOR][/URL]. Demetrius was born to a 13-year-old girl named Gloria Bell in 1984. Gloria and Karl Malone met while Malone was a sophomore in college. Karl and his son have been estranged for all of the young boy's life. Once they were finally acquainted when Demetrius was 18, Karl told Demetrius that it is too late to be his dad and that he would have to make his own fortune.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Malone#cite_note-Buffalo-3"][COLOR=#800080][4][/COLOR][/URL]
Malone also fathered twins while in high school. Both Karl and Rita Ford were 17 years old when Daryl and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_National_Basketball_Association"][COLOR=#0000ff]WNBA[/COLOR][/URL] star [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Ford"][COLOR=#0000ff]Cheryl Ford[/COLOR][/URL] were born. It took years to claim the twins, and now he and his wife, Kay, fully accept them as part of their family along with their four other children.[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Malone#cite_note-Buffalo-3"][COLOR=#800080][4[/COLOR][/URL]

Skins_4_Lyfe

05-01-2008 09:43 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

13-years-old...thats sick...is that even physically possible??? Karl should be arrested

Dirtbag59

05-01-2008 10:00 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

[quote=Skins_4_Lyfe;446364]13-years-old...thats sick...is that even physically possible??? Karl should be arrested[/quote]

Wonder what the statue of limitations is. Well for those of you who don't know Karl heres a few videos:

I believe Malone also has a daughter that played college basketball and he didn't get to know her until her college years. He was sticking his pe pe in a bunch women and not protecting himself. What a dumb ass. Be a man!

Monkeydad

05-02-2008 02:16 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

I've always known that Malone was a major jerk. This just adds to his resume, along with being one of the dirtiest players ever along with Stockton.

Monkeydad

05-02-2008 02:18 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

[quote=Skins_4_Lyfe;446364]13-years-old...thats sick...is that even physically possible??? Karl should be arrested[/quote]

If the kid was born when she was 13, he probably did her when she was 12.

baxter81

05-02-2008 03:58 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

Malone was born in 1963 so that would of mad him 21 when he got this 13 year old child preg. Thats just disgusting. I've always hated the man, now I have another reason.

Dirtbag59

05-02-2008 04:03 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

Big week for Clemens and Malone

dmek25

05-02-2008 04:17 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

time for another f thread. f Karl Malone. what a douche

MTK

05-02-2008 04:43 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

Even before reading this I was never a big fan of Malone. Not sure why exactly, he just irked me for some reason.

SmootSmack

05-02-2008 04:48 PM

Re: Demetrius Bell OT Buffalo Bills and Karl Malone's son

Sloan, Stockton, and Malone are all widely considered among the biggest jerks of the past 25 years in the NBA.

But it's one thing to be a jerk on the court, another to allegedly father a child with a 13-year old girl. It could be a good story, not the whole deadbeat rapist "dad" part, but a pro athlete having two children that are pro athletes in two different sports. How often does that hapen?