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God I can't stay mad at Noir.
He's just.
He's like when a tiny puppy murders a squirrel and brings the corpse into your house as a present to you and it's wagging its tail and is SO PROUD of itself.
Then it goes into your house, tears your couch apart, and shits on all of your carpets.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your forum has shut up you guys I make the thread n

Originally Posted by Metaflare

They proceed to have one of the best clubbings in all paradox space

except i would totes fear for poor sashei's safety because nerita is the WORST CLUBBING BUDDY. XD she would probably get embarrassingly drunk and try to drag sashei to a highblood party despite her lack of fins.

(then wake up in some random troll's bathtub entirely unaware of how she got there)

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your forum has shut up you guys I make the thread n

Originally Posted by maya

Originally Posted by Metaflare

They proceed to have one of the best clubbings in all paradox space

except i would totes fear for poor sashei's safety because nerita is the WORST CLUBBING BUDDY. XD she would probably get embarrassingly drunk and try to drag sashei to a highblood party despite her lack of fins.

(then wake up in some random troll's bathtub entirely unaware of how she got there)

02:11 <thunderReign> I'm not dancing in your vagina.02:11 <Abyss> yes you are

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nikolaTesla revives MachoManRandySavage

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Amazar - deer poo is so neat...
--- <Alynn> my fingers are funny. making gigantic boobs and typing the wrong word n shit
<Julia> yes very
<Julia> you have a midas touch.
<Julia> except it makes tits huge.<Alynn> exactly
<Alynn> its a curse<Sentin> the titty touch
<Sentin> its a curse
<Sentin> and a gift
<Sentin> you're boobieman<Alynn> should i sigquote that<Sentin> yes

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<Demon> i am introducing you to the wonders of avian copulation

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<Wobuffet> I cockblock everyone
<Wobuffet> EVERYONE

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<MostlyHarmless> CONDOMS BELONG IN THE WILD MAAAANNN!!!!

Originally Posted by Momatoes As Nikola Tesla

<nikolaTesla> You are now alive
<nikolaTesla> with the power of my electric balls

FANTROLLS(dont judge me):

Hekkiko Lolana - littleLola -- oh, hi there. uhh, what's your name again :<Adonna Adroii - vexedUprising -- if you don't want a fight you won't get A. FIGHT.Esquel Vespilo - deadLanguages -- You seem to be making the mistake of 0verestimating my sense of empathy. *overestimating.Alaire Sabell - sereneOdyssey -- -I-- Oh, hey. Are you one of those guys who jusT wanT To yell aT me? Sorry. -Roxina Morado - pseudoRocket -- ~~,,~,,~('<' Go kill yourself, fuckfaceSalvia Datura - lucidityIncarnate -- Hey~!~ Wassup~ dude~?~Somnium Desvelo - insomniacDaydreamer -- **hello... sorry if i seem a little out of it...**Karalis Paene - rejectedPrince -- fuck off before i make you wish you'd never have wriggled your lowblooded ass out of the goddamn trial caverns

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your forum has shut up you guys I make the thread n

Originally Posted by Bandages

Originally Posted by maya

Originally Posted by Metaflare

They proceed to have one of the best clubbings in all paradox space

except i would totes fear for poor sashei's safety because nerita is the WORST CLUBBING BUDDY. XD she would probably get embarrassingly drunk and try to drag sashei to a highblood party despite her lack of fins.

(then wake up in some random troll's bathtub entirely unaware of how she got there)

Originally Posted by maya

all of my trolls have some aspects of myself in them

>:3

ROFL i think some people would be quite surprised what similarities nerita and i have(BEING ATTRACTIVE IS NOT ONE OF THEM FOR THE RECORD)

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Originally Posted by aimlessAggressor

Her mouth could likely use some work but

WHATEVER

DUDE!

You just made the VRISKA sprite into Nia, that's amazing. Talk about a 180 flip, I tip my hat to you.

Writing:

Bulletproof: Vriska is a lot more vulnerable and remorseful than anyone would suspect, she just doesn't let anyone see that.My Best Friends: Nepeta makes a sacrifice, and reflects on her life in her final moments.I Am Not Like You: The moment when you can no longer hide from your own sins is always painful. Vriska learns this when Eriden becomes her mirror.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

>Be a REVOLUTIONARY.

Your name is RUSKIX MARSKY.

While of the lowest BLOOD CASTE among your species, you wear this fact as a badge of pride. You are part of a STRANGE YOUTH MOVEMENT popular among the lesser bloods. While this group believes that they will cause an INEVITABLE UPRISING, it is not likely to happen soon - although this doesn't stop you from claiming it will arrive tomorrow. The fact that this keeps failing to happen leaves you in a constant state of ANGER. In your free time you distribute PAMPHLETS which you manufacture yourself by hand. Sometimes, due to the lack of a proper GUARDIAN FIGURE, you overdose yourself on DISTILLED SOPOR SLIME. While you are a bit embarrassed by this, as it fails to match your REVOLUTIONARY IMAGE, you have skill with several INSTRUMENTS.

You have many wonderful COMRADES with whom you share your ideas, as well as some NON-COMRADES you are attempting to educate. Your trolltag is communistUprising and you speak with form of slang popular among your comrades, da?

Your lusus is a member of the MINIBEARS, and while yours is too busy with CUDDLES and FROLICKING to participate much in your life, you still have a weak spot for his affections. Your COAT bears a REVOLUTIONARY INSIGNIA that you carefully hand-sewed on in the dead of night. In battle, you fight primarily with EMPTY BOTTLES.

Also, one of your HORNS is BADLY DRAWN. You are unaware of this.

First time making a fantroll, feel free to punch me if I did it wrong. Also, sorry for my art inabilities - poor sprite edits are the limits of my skill.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Gaa, umm...

...

Now I feel like a jerk for relying on other people so much...

But really, your both awesome, but now I don't know which one to use.

Writing:

Bulletproof: Vriska is a lot more vulnerable and remorseful than anyone would suspect, she just doesn't let anyone see that.My Best Friends: Nepeta makes a sacrifice, and reflects on her life in her final moments.I Am Not Like You: The moment when you can no longer hide from your own sins is always painful. Vriska learns this when Eriden becomes her mirror.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Originally Posted by Aisu

>Be a REVOLUTIONARY.

Your name is RUSKIX MARSKY.

While of the lowest BLOOD CASTE among your species, you wear this fact as a badge of pride. You are part of a STRANGE YOUTH MOVEMENT popular among the lesser bloods. While this group believes that they will cause an INEVITABLE UPRISING, it is not likely to happen soon - although this doesn't stop you from claiming it will arrive tomorrow. The fact that this keeps failing to happen leaves you in a constant state of ANGER. In your free time you distribute PAMPHLETS which you manufacture yourself by hand. Sometimes, due to the lack of a proper GUARDIAN FIGURE, you overdose yourself on DISTILLED SOPOR SLIME. While you are a bit embarrassed by this, as it fails to match your REVOLUTIONARY IMAGE, you have skill with several INSTRUMENTS.

You have many wonderful COMRADES with whom you share your ideas, as well as some NON-COMRADES you are attempting to educate. Your trolltag is communistUprising and you speak with form of slang popular among your comrades, da?

Your lusus is a member of the MINIBEARS, and while yours is too busy with CUDDLES and FROLICKING to participate much in your life, you still have a weak spot for his affections. Your COAT bears a REVOLUTIONARY INSIGNIA that you carefully hand-sewed on in the dead of night. In battle, you fight primarily with EMPTY BOTTLES.

Also, one of your HORNS is BADLY DRAWN. You are unaware of this.

First time making a fantroll, feel free to punch me if I did it wrong. Also, sorry for my art inabilities - poor sprite edits are the limits of my skill.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Originally Posted by Aisu

>Be a REVOLUTIONARY.

Your name is RUSKIX MARSKY.

While of the lowest BLOOD CASTE among your species, you wear this fact as a badge of pride. You are part of a STRANGE YOUTH MOVEMENT popular among the lesser bloods. While this group believes that they will cause an INEVITABLE UPRISING, it is not likely to happen soon - although this doesn't stop you from claiming it will arrive tomorrow. The fact that this keeps failing to happen leaves you in a constant state of ANGER. In your free time you distribute PAMPHLETS which you manufacture yourself by hand. Sometimes, due to the lack of a proper GUARDIAN FIGURE, you overdose yourself on DISTILLED SOPOR SLIME. While you are a bit embarrassed by this, as it fails to match your REVOLUTIONARY IMAGE, you have skill with several INSTRUMENTS.

You have many wonderful COMRADES with whom you share your ideas, as well as some NON-COMRADES you are attempting to educate. Your trolltag is communistUprising and you speak with form of slang popular among your comrades, da?

Your lusus is a member of the MINIBEARS, and while yours is too busy with CUDDLES and FROLICKING to participate much in your life, you still have a weak spot for his affections. Your COAT bears a REVOLUTIONARY INSIGNIA that you carefully hand-sewed on in the dead of night. In battle, you fight primarily with EMPTY BOTTLES.

Also, one of your HORNS is BADLY DRAWN. You are unaware of this.

First time making a fantroll, feel free to punch me if I did it wrong. Also, sorry for my art inabilities - poor sprite edits are the limits of my skill.

Re: TROLLSLUM 5: More trolls than your thread name has room for

Your name is... you don't know what your name is. You respond to FOLLIE TRAITH, though. You are probably 7 SWEEPS OLD.

You are NEVER SURE IF YOU'RE AWAKE OR ASLEEP. It's frightening. You keep PINCHING YOURSELF and WAKING UP- but you're not sure if you were DREAMING or NOT. Everything has started to seem... flimsy, you suppose. You always wake up COATED IN SOME DISGUSTING GLUEY RED-AND-BLUE STUFF, though. You don't get what it is. It takes FOREVER to scrub off your coat. You NEVER LIVE ANYWHERE FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SWEEP. You usually CAMP OUT in ABANDONED BUILDINGS. Recently, though, you've lived in an ANCIENT TROLL CITY, from the Troll Industrial Age. Nothing much happens there.

You do like stuff, though- you are an ACCOMPLISHED ARTIST, and draw in a SKETCHBOOK and never show any of it to ANYBODY. Or wouldn't if you ever met anybody. You are also interested in LA TROLLKOUR, and you know the city INSIDE OUT. You often hop from building to building, and FALLING is an impossibility. You just WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO- you have NEAR-PERFECT BALANCE. You're also very CAUTIOUS, and have never actually SEEN YOUR OWN BLOOD. You assume it's RED because RED is fairly common.

You do not like the QUADRANTS. They are UNNECESSARY. Mostly you want to find SOMEONE, BEFRIEND THEM, become CLOSE TO THEM... and then BETRAY THEM. It's just something you want to do. You want to KEEP A LIVING THING IN A BOX, and WATCH IT GROW UP with no world other than the BOX. And then RELEASE IT.

...You're kind of messed up. Must be the INSOMNIA and the DREAMS WITHIN DREAMS WITHIN DREAMS WITHIN REALITY WITHIN DREAMS.
Your trolltag is almostFreedom and (Z)Oo you dream forever

...And although you don't know it, you're a DOOMED OFFSHOOT of yourself. The SURVIVAL bit... is a bit tricky to explain.

On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob

Originally Posted by Jitka

fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate

that is my favorite hexametaphosphate

Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense

Originally Posted by Catbread

Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.

Originally Posted by ranasan

Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.

18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!