Report: Suri Cruise to Launch Multi-Million Dollar Clothing Line

After being alive for seven long years, Suri Cruise has finally gotten her sh*t together and launched a multi-million dollar clothing line. Boom! The new collection, creatively called "Suri," will reportedly include dresses, tops, jeans, shoes, and necklaces and be sold in select New York City department stores. I cannot wait to see what AMAZING ideas she (a team of adult designers) will come up with! If I had a clothing line when I was seven I would be like,"I'm thinking pink dresses and...yeah that's it, just pink dresses. That's all I got. Meeting adjourned!"

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Apparently, Katie Holmeswas going to help her mini-me start a fashion blog initially but then she remembered she was a millionaire and was like, "F&ck a blog, we're rich! We can literally do anything!" Adult fashion designers around the world are super happy that a child who is too young to ride a rollercoaster gets to be the CEO of her own clothing empire.

According to a source who spoke with The Sun, "Suri is only seven but she is incredibly interested in clothes. This is a nice hobby for her, it's certainly not going to take over her life." You know what's cool? Having a $2.3 million hobby when you're 7-years-old! Stars, they're just like us!

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