@mrskutcher (Demi Moore) and @aplusk (Ashton Kutcher), we really didn’t need to see you get ready for your rendezvous. @KimKardashian, a Twitpic showing off a contraption in your mouth while you were at the dentist isn’t so flattering. And @johncmayer, nobody wants to help you decide what kind of manzilian wax to get.

We’re not sure why they feel comfortable sharing personal and private aspects of their lives, but they’re definitely not the only ones! The Twitterverse is filled with plenty of TMI tweets that would make any of their publicists cringe, but for your reading pleasure, here’s a list of the best gems out there. Enjoy!

Pink: “I just went to pee pee and my bathroom’s so big I almost peed in the sauna.”

Jessica Simpson: “On my way to workout with my trainer. Everytime we have to do squats and he yells at me ‘get lower like you’re in the club.’ I don’t squat in the club unless I’m peeing.”

Ashton Kutcher: “Stomach flu, Be gone! Who can say that they’ve thrown up and had diarrhea at their rabbi’s house? 2 pts for me”

Fran Drescher: “Reading an LA mag. Saw pic’s of 3 men I once slept w and I’m only on pg 85. Oy”

Rainn Wilson: “Why is whatever lips are made of limited to the area around the mouth? I want my body to be covered in puffy red lip skin.”

Samantha Ronson: “I’ve had so many drinks spilled on me tonight, I could get drunk off my sweater. Can’t wait til I get thirsty at the airport.”