See how many deep-fried turkey testicles you can eat for a shot at winning a whole frozen turkey or enter a pumpkin pie-eating contest awarding a $25 gift certificate. Food and drink specials include $6 Absolut mixers and Fireball shots, and $7 "bucket of balls" with your choice of dipping sauce. 9 p.m. No cover.

Roll a frozen turkey down bowling lanes set up on the patio of the Ukrainian Village bar to try to knock down a set of bowling pins at the fifth annual competition, which awards lower level Blackhawks tickets or cash. 8 p.m.; registration begins at 6 p.m. Free. RSVP required: blanca@fatpourchicago.com