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Paulie Pig

I love staying with my sister on her small farm in rural Victoria. We are city born but Jenny has set deep roots in the country. She lives in a magical place surrounded by tall trees at the end of a 4km dirt driveway. Alpacas, sheep, chickens, dogs, a pig and a cat share her home; wallabies and koalas visit every day. Bright red parrots eat the fruit from her trees before it ripens, but she doesn’t care, they carry little pieces of magic on their glorious wings.

Did I tell you about the pig? He is called Paulie, is big, black and a little scary.

Well I am a scared of him anyway! He behaves like a dog, and sulks like a toddler. Jenny assures me he can always be distracted with fruit … That may be the case but I prefer to throw it from a distance 🙂

The first time we visited, Jenny showed us around the farm – including the old farmhouse, barn and dairy – with the dogs and Paulie the pig in tow. While I was across the other side of the barn, Paulie nudged my oldest dog Ellie and sent her flying over in a commando roll. I vaulted over bales of hay to get to Ellie; she picked herself up, shook herself and carried on snuffling farm smells as if she tripped over a tree root. The pig grunted. My sister bent double laughing.

In her defence Jenny did make sure Ellie was okay first … But then she doubled up laughing. Apparently me flying across a barn yelling ‘bad pig’ is somewhat amusing.

Of course you can only take the fruit protection so far. If you walk around with it in your pockets he sniffs it out and starts snuffling …

Do you like short stays in the country? Or do you have your roots firmly in rural soil?

3 thoughts on “Paulie Pig”

You must be a clever writer Kimmie – you make my (currently) wet, muddy and leech ridden farm sound so much more than it looks at the moment. You have certainly captured how it makes me feel though. Magical indeed!

I have to say that I live in the city, although I love visiting the country and at one time, did live in the rurals. There something to be said about country life. It’s hard work, but rewarding. You don’t take for granted the simple things in life. And it’s rich in beauty and wonderful animals. So I’d have to agree with Jenny above. 🙂

I love the conveniences of city life. I did spend summers in the country as a kid. Some of my fondest memories are about digging my feet in squishy mud and running in the rain. The country is fun if taken in small doses, as far as I’m concerned.