Are you from Ohio? Have you ever fantasized about being that poor sap who accidentally wanders into Iron Man's repulsor blast? If you've ever wanted to be one of the Marvel Universe's many doomed citizens, now's your chance.

Casting calls for Joss Whedon's Avengers will be held on Friday, 7/15 from 12 PM to 4 PM and Saturday, 7/16 from 10 AM to 4 PM at The Holiday Inn (6001 Rockside Road, Independence, Ohio). Here's the rest of the information from the casting call.

- extras must be 18 years or older
- please come well-groomed and wearing your best business executive outfit
- your photo will be taken at no charge
- please bring a pen for application & it is helpful to know your sizes!

(feel free to submit current pictures of children under 18)

Business executive? Oh, barf. If I could make this, I would round up 11 other friends and we'd all dress up like The Zodiac. Once at The Holiday Inn, we'd "demand to speak with Joss. It's imperative."