Fuck the ending of assassins creed

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Wednesday, March 6, 2019

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We've gotten to the point where even uttering the phrase "Mass Effect 3 ending" get's people going "no that shit again, fucking shut up", Bioshock doesn't get as much shit, but the second part of that game isn't remembered very fondly. But my question is, in all these threads regarding terrible endings, and all threads regarding Assassin's Creed, people just don't mention the endings, why is that? Well, one reason could be that the writing is fucking woeful all around, which is certainly true, and because of that not all that many expectations are raised, but let's be honest here, the entire second half of Bioshock was awfully written, and the Mass Effect 3 parts not involving Tuchanka and Rannoch isn't exactly the kind of writing you'd pride yourself with, so that's not really an excuse, bad writing often doesn't excuse bad endings, because very rarely does a well written game that's well written all the way through have a fucking wretched ending Remember Me managed that, but I can't really think of any else that did it , so why does Assassin's Creed get away with it really? Now, I must admit I've only plyed the first three the first two and brotherhood, that is but people generally tell me it gets way fucking worse after that, and I'm not all that hooked by this point, so whatever. The thing is, all three games end with extremely silly cliffhangers, cliffhangers by themselves are silly mostly because the writer isn't confident enough that the story is good enough to carry interest over to a continuation of it, so he just pauses the fucking climax in the middle, the point though is that the overall plotline to Assassin's Creed is laughable already, add an extremely silly cliffhanger, and it almost seems like a spoof at that point. No seriously, Brotherhood did give me a "oh come on, that's silly.

"There is an end" to the Assassin's Creed series, Ubisoft says

Don't put a spoiler tag and then deny me the spoiler. I need muh spoilerz! I just watched the ending on Youtube and it does take a somewhat Da Vinci code like take on historical facts like Ryan mentioned on the latest Bombcast. I haven't played the game yet, but I'm sure it will make more sense when I see it in context. So basically, they are referencing the Egyptians as they worship Ra, the Sun God Yeah, I hate that they try to act all intellectual because they can reference all kinds of conspiracy theories and crazy shit that any monkey can find on YouTube.

Ending to Assassin Creed 2....WTF!?!?! (Spoiler)

You can choose between a male and a female character at the start of the game. You can romance NPCs. You can explore different dialogue options and story branches. All amazing stuff.

A few days ago, Ubisoft released the newest chapter in their episodic Assassin's Creed Origins DLC, which was designed to not only tell the story of the first assassin, but provide significant story content for the game's protagonists. Some players are unhappy with the decisions made for the protagonists in the game and Ubisoft has admitted they missed the mark. There are story spoilers for this DLC episode below , so if you don't want to know what happens and why Ubisoft is apologizing for it, stop here and circle back at a time when you're fine with it.