Crack addict

This is a view of my desk right now (slightly blurred because I think my cameraphone still has some tea inside it). It’s a bit of a mess because yesterday my fellow Poker Iain showed me how to get into a walnut the easy way. Not actually fit myself into the walnut – just open it up and retrieve the miniature edible brain. So today I filled my pockets with walnuts from reception, took them back to my desk and fashioned a walnut opening device from a broken bull dog clip. Here’s how you do it:

Hold the walnut pointy-side down

Insert the thin piece of metal into the top of the nut. You’ll find that it’ll slide in quite easily