Ah yes, the lone-lobed trend. D, I ‘m with you, I loved Emma’s Dior "Mise en Dior" pearl earring too, so feast your eyes on the entire collection here (1)! The price tag runs anywhere from $290 and up, so let me know which one you end up with!

And while I’m at it I thought I’d sleuth out some other pretty pearl stunners! Get clicking here (2), and here (3), and here (4) and my favorite out of the bunch here (5).

I am very sexually attracted to all of the American Idol judges this year – Harry, JLO and Keith. Yah, that’s right, I’m attracted to f-cking Keith Urban. While you digest that bit of information, let’s get to those earrings! F, you can buy them right here (6).

Now they ain’t cheap so F, if you’re looking for something more affordable, then I’ve got you covered. If you want a straight rip-off check out this (7) pair from Dorothy Perkins. However, if you’re willing to mix it up tad then click away here (8) and here (9).

Those earrings are courtesy of Jacob and Co (10). Unfortunately N, I don’t know how much they are, but I can tell you that when a website doesn’t put a price on an item you can guarantee they’re going to be sh*t-in-your-pants expensive. I would never leave you high and dry, so if what you want is spider earrings then I’ll give you spider earrings! Take a look at my picks here (11), and here (12) and here (13).

Hi Sasha, Amber Heard has been sporting a pair of earrings that I must have. (9th photo in this post) -- F

Ding! Ding! Ding! Here (14) they are and I must say F, I’m quite surprised at how inexpensive they are. But if that’s still too pricey, then I’ve got some accessory alternatives for you here (15) and here (16).