Being the worlds traveler that Piper is, she likes to enjoy the local deli-cacies whenever somewhere new. So, now that she made it to Iowa, the first thing on her agenda was to grab a pop tart and cheese sandwich – oversized, of course.

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When English writerrier, Clive Barker, sat down to, well, write his most famous movie, Rawhead Rex, he had one actress in particular that he knew would really chew the scene, the world-renowned Kelly Piper.