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Today we're checking out the lovely Honey Gold, an actual porn star that picked her name from the last thing she ate, and the color of her underwear that day. It's a bold move to actually use the porn name that you picked as a kid, and I'm glad that it's working out for her. On the subject of the scene that she's in though, this is where all the prep work of becoming a porn star has really pulled through. Picking out a porn name as a kid didn't go to waste at all.

Today we're checking out the very lovely Carolina Sweets. A girl that I became a fan of at the beginning of the year when she was doing a few new scenes. She's been progressing nicely since those days ( half a year for porn stars is like three years for us ) and she's been around to the major sites, so you can pretty much find her anywhere. Her latest scene is on Teens Like It Big, and it's basically a continuation of what we had yesterday.

Today we're checking out the latest orgy house with Brazzers. They have right now the Brazzers House 2, and if you remember anything about the first house, it's a bunch of people that have random sex with each other at random times while they're having a party. It is, by the closest definition, an orgy. You don't get to see it too much because porn usually doesn't like to put this much production into something anymore, but this is it. A day in the life of random people having sex. And there's a 60 minute preview on the site right now.

Today we're checking out how the phone sex industry is faring with Brazzers. You might think it's a thing of the past, or something that only guys out on the far reaches of the globe do, but it's very much still alive and well in the world. And if this article from Cracked is anything to be believed, it's as much a fantasy for the women as it is for the guys out there. Because let's face it, if you're into phone sex and you're a guy, you're spending a little money every month. If you're into phone sex and you're a woman, you're making a lot of money every month. Now let's check out a few ladies making a little money.

Now, I'm not positive because I've never been in the military, but I don't think this is how boot camp was for most people. If it is, let me know, and I'm going to figure out how to join up when you're old as fuck. But in reality, we all know that the gym is the modern day pick up spot for health people. ( Planet Fitness is the same, but for slightly unhealthy people ) So it only makes sense that private trainers are basically like on call hookers for rich people. You can't do that many pelvic trusts without someone getting laid.

You know what they say.. if it exists, there's porn of it. And if there's one thing that definitely exists, whether you like it or not, are fidget spinners. So, now you're probably thinking, how the fuck do you make porn out of fidget spinners? And the answer of course is, porn always finds a way. And the way this time comes in the form of a fidget spinner butt plug, because really, anything can be turned into a butt plug if you want it bad enough. Let's see how this works out.

Pretty soon we're going to be able to answer the age-old question, what has more tits in it, an episode of Game of Thrones or a porn parody of an episode of Game of Thrones? You have to admit, Game of Thrones is probably the show that has the most pair of tits on television of all time. It has to be in the top five at least. And by the looks of it, and the amount they've spent on costumes, this seems to be a porn scene that's going to have a lot of clothes on during it. So the question remains, who's going to have more tits?

Alright all you Brazzers fans out there. It's time to start thinking up excuses to separate yourselves from the rest of the world on Sunday. No, it's not football starting early.. it's actually something a little more exciting. ( well, maybe less if you're not a fan of her's ) The long awaited return of Madison Ivy is finally upon us, and we all finally have something to jerk off to when we're thinking about the first lady. By the way, do you think she still lets the Prez hit that every once in a while? It had to have been one time after election night, and nothing since then. I bet he gets a once a year pass for his birthday or something.

Happy Birthday America! If you didn't know, or from a part of the planet that just doesn't give a shit, about 241 years ago, a nice man named John Adams and his a bit aggressive cousin Sam from the great state of Massachusetts convinced a very tall man named George Washington from the great state of Virginia to lead an army of volunteers to wage war against the English. And in celebration of that, we United States citizens honor every soldier that served this country, salute the flag that was created, and blow off a few fingers in celebration. But there are other things that Americans do to celebrate the holiday, and today we're going to look at them.. namely, water sports and store sales.

You see, this is what's wrong with the world today. If a woman came to my house with a bill in her hand, the probability of me being able to pull out my dick and pay for the bill is pretty close to zero. But if I went to a woman's house with a bill and she threw her tits in my face, I'm probably going to be paying for any bill I have in my hand. Now, I don't know who to blame for this problem, but I know it's probably not me, and I know it should be someone else. And this is why the mail service has to keep raising the price of postage stamps. Mailmen around the world are losing their paychecks trying to deliver these bills to the ladies of the world, and they're ending up with less and less money each week. You really should take the time to thank your local mailman, because really, they're doing a hero's job.