June 16, 2011

Were you watching Weiner wave bye-bye? I was not. We were out biking the Capital City Trail, whence I shot this photograph. But I set the DVR before we left, and I've watched it now. Does Weiner have a future? I say he does. He just needs to go through a refractory period.

Well, Garage, I'll take comfort in the fact that we were constantly told during the Edwards deal that the Enquirer was not to be trusted!

Actually, they seem to have a habit of getting that stuff correct from time to time. I am extremely suspicious, however, based upon the characterization of Boehner as "ruggedly handsome." Maybe titus can correct me, but I'm pretty sure they've got the wrong guy.

Future? He never even hit pause here. While he resigned, he signaled he's just moving into something else, probably got bigtime job offer from Dems to go away.

Garage, my daughter use to try that technique when she was 3 yrs old. Mom: "Who pulled all of these clothes out of the drawer and through them all over the floor?"

Child: Looks around, spots our dog, "Beauby did it."

Didn't really work then, and sure isn't going to work now. We are not playing pin the weiner on the politician. Because I am an educator, you do get credit for effort. But, unlike the social justice educators, I do not redistribute the grade point...so it's still and Fail.

Well, if Boehner is horndogging it around DC, he should quit too. They should all quit. I'm all for the revolving door for any and all politicians. Trust me, we're safer if the folks at the top are not permanently installed.

What a way to ruin a perfectly lovely day. Especially since I walk the roads and byways searching for these little, out-of-the-way cafes - but certainly not see the obnoxious, Brooklyn Weiner soiling my table.

Dewya wanna hear something otallytay upidstay? So far today people from all over the country north, south, east, and west, plus Mexico and Canada, which are actual countries, are using Bing.com and Yahoo image search for "Callista Gingrich" and getting this page I dun, and that makes me feel real HaHaHaHaHa real bad. Man, I'm having that déjà thing all up and down again.

Refracting sounds so Full Functioning . Do Dem men have to go to Refractories? And can the full functioning Dem male refract without professional help? Dem politicians have taught me so very much about sex. Is this why they talk so much about tea bagging ...maybe that helps them to refract?

Obama acted with his usual statesmanlike tact. He was there only 4 hours-- basically a fund-raising stop. A lunch had been prepared for Obama at La Fortaleza (the governor's residence). Obama blatantly snubs the Governor and instead has a sandwich at a bakery-cafe with the opposition party leader (the governor's opponent in the next election)-- quite the photo-op. Of course, this got plenty of play in the PR MSM. It's obvious to every Puerto Rican that Obama set out to embarrass the governor-- it was una falta de respeto.

Oh, did I mention that the governor of Puerto Rico happens to be a Republican? Seriously-- is Obama the most stupidly (emphasis on stupidly) partisan, petty, passive-aggressive President ever?

Anyway, the big cover headline yesterday on one of the top 3 island newspapers: SOLO VINO POR EL BILLETE (he only came for the cash). Obama met very briefly with some very rich contributors (who had to pay extravagantly for the privilege) and made off with almost a million dollars. Other than that, he dispensed the usual platitudes & empty promises. (Especially inane-- hence amusing-- since it was dubbed into Spanish; you can watch the interview here.)

I think the collective feeling most Puerto Ricans have for Obama after his oh-so-historic trip here is a big roll-of-the-eyes "ugh".

In fact, you can see a picture of that sandwich (medianoche) meeting at Drudge today, illustrating an apparently unrelated story (Obama's raffling off a "casual" dinner with him, for the poor regular folks that Obama's all about, as opposed to big bad special interests, which of course he has nothing to do with: isn't he just wonderful).

The pictures destroyed his dignity. If he had been photographed against a bookcase while wearing pinstripes, there would have been more gravitas to his dicpics. You can't go wrong with pinstripes. Whatever you lose in sex appeal, you gain in dignity. I hope all Congressmen draw the appropriate lessons from this. You should spend as much time and money on your dicpics as you do on your passport photo. You just don't have a stately bearing while wearing a towel..... A professional photographer should write a book giving helpful hints for dick posing. Here's one. On a color xerox machine reproduce and reduce the size of a dollar bill by half. Then pose your dick next to the reduced dollar bill.