What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?

"Use the FORK, Luke."

#5

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?

An ele-Vader.

#4

What do you call a Sith who won't fight?

A Sithy.

#3

What would you call Padme if she was a dog?

Petme Imadoggie.

#2

You might be a redneck Jedi if ...

You prefer the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to climb in through the windows.
You've used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
The disturbance you detected in the Force was last night's baked beans.