Photographic proof that manbearpig is totally real! as seen right before causing untold carnage and destruction in Hallam, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

manbearpig killed a Mexican in Defiance, Ohio.

manbearpig was seen devouring Patrick Kane, is suspected in the disappearance of 7 pizzas and has been raping Marián Hossa repeatedly in an attempt to create a disgusting half-manbearpig, half-Hossa monster.

manbearpig dismembered and ate Blake Shaw in Lima, Ohio.

manbearpig tried to rape and murder in Akron, Ohio. A usual day for manbearpig.

manbearpig made Keyla's boyfriend act in an unbecoming way in San Diego, California.

manbearpig was seen drinking by himself at the Red Hat Sports Bar in Concord, California.

manbearpig was found feeding in MultiFab Ltd. in Mildenhall, Suffolk, United Kingdom. More photographic proof of manbearpig (even though I don't really need proof anymore as only a denier would question the grim threat of manbearpig)

manbearpig tried to get into the FedEx office in Granbury, Texas.

manbearpig attacked a Walmart in Lancaster California.

manbearpig sighted in Athens, Georgia.

manbearpig and some Nazi rapists savagely attacked Kyle in Catoosa, Oklahoma (manbearpig usually roams alone so the Nazis, hopefully, were only there coincidentally).

manbearpig viciously attacked a gas station cashier in Land O' Lakes, Wisconsin.

manbearpig was sighted outside a public school in Magnolia, New Jersey.

manbearpig was seen eating a deer in the woods in Fargo, North Dakota.

manbearpig lurked inside a washing machine in the Best But in Chesterfield, Michigan.

manbearpig caused a riot and ate pepper spray at Hyde Park, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.

manbearpig was at the self-scan checkout at Sainsburys in Bourne, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom.

manbearpig tried to eat a baby in the Grays Ferry section of South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

manbearpig was seen dragging a half-eaten animal or a fender of a '76 Chevy Monza in the woods near Stafford, Connecticut.

manbearpig has again struck Dufur, Oregon and has done unspeakable things to the local livestock.

manbearpig ruthlessly massacred 15 French soldiers near Caen, France after seeing and then trying to surrender to manbearpig. Several were impaled on their own bottles of wine.

manbearpig attacked Cusago, Italy. In response, the Italian government sent in an Italian Army battalion.

manbearpig was seen mocking the homeless in Visalia, California.

manbearpig was sighted in an orange grove and around Badger Hill in Exeter, California.

manbearpig was said to have been seen on Makin Atoll in the Pacific Ocean in 1942 by a US Marine named C. Miller. This is the earliest registered sighting of manbearpig. BTW, the island is now known as Butaritari, Gilbert Islands, Republic of Kiribati.

manbearpig killed 43 Russians and caused a mass panic in Volgograd, Russia (formerly known as Stalingrad).

manbearpig attacked Boy Scout Troop 309 on Angel Island, California (Thanks to their manbearpig.net and their manbearpig survival training they have all survived! Thanks AlGore!).

manbearpig peed on a poor drunk in Estrella Park, outside of Goodyear, Arizona.

manbearpig seen outside of Victoria Square House in Birmingham, United Kingdom.

manbearpig's hidden lair has been uncovered at Luray Caverns in Luray, Virginia! Yet more photographic proof of manbearpig's existence.

manbearpig has been spotted in London, United Kingdom causing the imminent collapse of society. (manbearpig also demolished a Sony Distribution Centre.)

manbearpig, while disguised as a pizza delivery boy, broke into Jackson's house in Hagerstown, Maryland and ate his cat. As manbearpig is pure evil wrapped in malevolence, manbearpig did not leave the pizza.

manbearpig showed up in Danville, California and vowed to destroy the world of the Danvillians on October 21, 2011.

manbearpig seen lurking outside of the Tantra Feed Company in Ho, Volta Region, Ghana.

manbearpig was spotted scaling the wall outside Francesca's apartment in Mt Vernon, NY. Hopefully, Francesca will read this and realize she needs to run to her apartment building's manbearpig-proof bunker.

manbearpig attacked a deer stand and sodomized the deer in East Texas Piney Woods.

manbearpig seen opening other people's mail in Reno, Nevada. That's a felony!

manbearpig roams the campus of Centenary College in Hackettstown, New Jersey.

manbearpig is on the defensive in Chittagong, Bangladesh!! The Bangladeshi government calls the new anti-manbearpig fighting forces the Tigers.

manbearpig slept with Brett's mom in Chicago, Illinois. May she rest in peace.

manbearpig inappropriately touched a bystander at Simon's Wood in Winterton, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom.

manbearpig spotted outside of Vienna, Austria trying to mate with a human-like creature called Fiona Swarovski who I am told is the wife of Austria's former Minister of Finances : Karl-Heinz Grasser. Photographic PROOF (sfw, although her eyes may swallow your soul.)

manbearpig defiled a cross and several students at a religious school in Exeter, Devon, England, United Kingdom.

manbearpig seen in Easton, Massachusetts. It appears manbearpig is trying to lure people to him by dressing like me. Beware!

manbearpig seen with a woman, a small child and a mini-manbearpig in a Naval base in Kuwait.

manbearpig attacks Olympics in Vancouver, Canada. Luc in Vancouver, Canada saw manbearpig attack a Georgian luger. One dead. For the record, when I was asked if a luger might be effective against manbearpig and I said maybe, I thought the questioner was referring to these.

Attention everyone : all of this talk about emails, FOI requests, and fudged data is only distracting us from the real issues that must be addressed before it is too late. Therefore instead of making people buy a book I'm just going to tell everyone how to deal with climate change. I won't pretend it will be easy or won't have costs. The solution to climate change is to buy and wear special "climate change" clothes - wear lighter clothes when it is hot and thicker, heavier, warmer clothes or even layers of clothes when it is cold. Now, we can get back to the real global threat : MANBEARPIG!

manbearpig seen sniffing around Barranquilla, Colombia.

manbearpig seen eating like a pig in Ontario, California.

manbearpig sighted in La Puente, California.

manbearpig seen in Tampa, Florida.

manbearpig spotted in the Flamingo & Sandhill area of Las Vegas, Nevada. It appeared either pregnant or fat.

manbearpig sighted in the ESL room at McAnally School, Aledo, Texas celebrating Mr. McKenzie's Birthday with Franky, Oscar and Joaquin. There were no reports of survivors.

manbearpig ate a goat in Jayson's backyard in Kingsville, Ohio. manbearpig is on the loose so keep your goats indoors.

manbearpig crushed dissent at Keller Auditorium in Portland, Oregon.

manbearpig seen leaving odorous deposits in Reynoldsburg, Ohio.

manbearpig looks for a girl named Katie in Yankton, South Dakota.

manbearpig attacks Gary Coleman in Los Angeles, California. A national treasure profaned. This is a sad, sad day.

manbearpig spotted in San Clemente, California talking with the ghost of Richard Nixon and conspiring against me.

manbearpig seen stealing shoes and eating Spainards in Valencia, Spain.

manbearpig smashes a building in Huangpu, China.

Chris in Louisville, KY notes that his coworker, Mo, was bitten by manbearpig and infected him with either swine flu or more likely human-ursine-swine flu.

manbearpig sighted in Warren, Ohio. Warren was a childhood home of Neil Armstrong, thus begining a moonlanding/manbearpig connection.

manbearpig droppings seen in Gilbert, Arizona

manbearpig seen urinating in the street in Bangalore, India

manbearpig seen in Wilton, Connecticut stealing supplies from a public toilet and then drove off in a red Jeep Wrangler.

manbearpig seen molesting Aidan in Terrigal, New South Wales, Australia

manbearpig eats a family of midgets in Martinez, California

manbearpig mauled Joshua in Stony Lafe, Michigan.

manbearpig seen in Salem, Missouri eating a small deer and complaining of low blood sugar

manbearpig seen with the beer at at CDB's pizza on Fowler Ave in Tampa, Florida

manbearpig seen in a pool in Corvallis, Oregon

manbearpig tried to eat Ray, Alannah and Melissa in Dix Hill, New York

manbearpig spotted in the 7-11 in Southampton, Pennsylvania

manbearpig seen eating fish outside of Nekoma, Kansas

manbearpig sighted in Haugesund, Norway blocking Kristian's view of the movie screen. manbearpig doesn't just want to kill you, manbearpig also wants to destroy your arts, your culture, and your way of life.

manbearpig seen trying to dip small children into a marinara sauce in Indianspolis, Indiana.

manbearpig spotted coming out of a disabled toilet at 2 The Boulevard, City West One Office Park, Leeds, UK. manbearpig preys on the most vulnerable of citizens : those in wheelchairs with the need to pee.

non-manbearpig related item : Dawn Johnson sent an email from "United Dogs and Cats team." Dogs and cats teaming up? While it isn't a manbearpig-type of global threat of human depopulation by manbearpig it is a worrying development.

manbearpig attacks Danny and Glenda in Dallas, Texas.

manbearpig devastates Fruitport, Michigan.

manbearpig spotted in New Jersey.

manbearpig seen in London, England playing X-Box Live.

manbearpig roams Chico, California.

manbearpig ate Carl's marmite sandwiches at the University of Winchester.

manbearpig seen in Edinburgh, Scotland. Henceforth, "Auld Reekie" shall be the term used to identify manbearpig's distinctive smell.

manbearpig seen at 1850 Gateway Drive, Suite 300, San Mateo, Ca

manbearpig in Virginia Beach, Virginia

manbearpig seen by Felicity at the erupting Mt. Redoubt in Alaska. Pics here

manbearpig attacks Abilene, Texas. Dillon's friends have all been eaten and Dillon is now lonely. (I mistakenly went to Abilene, Kansas and when I didn't find manbearpig I went to Sonic and had a couple cheeseburgers.)

manbearpig is based in the Galapagos Islands claims Daniel. A claim I'm unsure of considering it involves a mythical creature called a bearpig.

manbearpig attacks residents of Trowbridge, Wiltshire, England.

manbearpig eats tourists at Brighton, England.

manbearpig seen catching fish in the river at Rockton, Illinois

manbearpig stole Brandon's chips and salsa in Westerly, Rhode Island.

manbearpig nearly ate Devin in Douglas, Massachusetts.

manbearpig seen fixing planes at RAF Lyneham in Wiltshire, England.

manbearpig witnessed abusing people at Family Dollar store in Dexter, Maine.

manbearpig spotted sleeping in the woods of Pennsylvania.

manbearpig seen in Diyala Province of Iraq. SSG Hall promises to shoot manbearpig if he sees him again. While SSG Hall is not a professional manbearpig hunter I think he may have a chance if he has access to enough firepower.

manbearpig seen trying to eat small children at Kukui Mall, Maui, Hawaii

Dillon Pruitt wants to be just like me because I am super-awsome. Eat more donuts, kid.

manbearpig ate a swing set at Dauntsey's School, England. People of England, this is your only hope of survival, please rebel and install me as "His Royal Highness AlGore, Lord of the Realm" and install a sycophantic Rump Parliament to rubber stamp my every decision.

manbearpig leers at attractive students at a school in Milton, Vermont

manbearpig attacks Bucharest, Romania. Master GIS Staff of Bucharest sent a long, confusing email about laboratory glassware. It was almost as if he was trying to sell something and not report a manbearpig sighting. manbearpig must have caused some really serial brain damage there.

manbearpig attacks children in St. Charles, Illinois

manbearpig attacks Andrew Morrison

manbearpig kills and kidnaps in Greene, Ohio

manbearpig spotted near Turkish border. Everyone, as one would reasonablly expect, panics. It is very possible that the Turkish army has been fighting not against the PKK as is commonly claimed but secretly fighting against manbearpig. Fortunately, with the current lower cost of petroleum, plenty of naplam should be available to deal with a nascent manbearpig-istan.

manbearpig lurks about Idaho city, Idaho. No fatalities yet reported.

manbearpig ate Noah and Robert and chewed on Luc in Lafayette, California

manbearpig seen on Bourbon Street and St. Ann Street in New Orleans, Louisiana

manbearpig mistakes Zach in Milwaukee, Wisconsin for a raccoon and tries to eat him.

Ray survives an encounter with manbearpig in Appleton, Wisconsin.

manbearpig counterattacks in Kirkuk, Iraq. Terren K. requested an airstrike but the Air Force liaison (who looked like a man who was part bear and part pig) just grunted and ate a Private.

manbearpig seen eating a deer in Batavia, Ohio.

manbearpig seen at Marlton Middle School in Marlton, New Jersey having lunch with the teachers (the correspondant may have meant having a lunch of teachers)

Nathan reports that manbearpig has ravished the Canadian provinces of Saskatchewan and Manitoba leaving most of the area a barren wasteland. A google image search confirms that much of Saskatchewan and Manitoba are now barren wasteland.

manbearpig spotted in Scotland by someone named Lemur007 and his/her dog.

manbearpig seen at a school in Newtown, Ohio. Hopefully he was wearing pants this time.

manbearpig has been seen in the Hunt Valley, Maryland area wearing pants pulled up to his neck and a bad bowl-cut.

manbearpig was seen at the New England Aquarium in Boston, Ma releasing all of the eels and penguins and eating everything else.

manbearpig roams near a manbearpig nest on Anne St. N, in Barrie, Ontario, Canada

manbearpig attacks the Bishop Luffa School in Chichester, England. 345 dead. The survivors are trapped in the gym. Any competent Prime Minister would have already formed a Ministry of manbearpigness to deal with issues like this.

manbearpig seen ripping people apart in Lake Orion, Michigan. Orion = Hunter. Note : manbearpig may be into astrology.

manbearpig spotted in Blue Springs, Missouri doing unnatural things to someone named Tanner and Tyler. (by the way, Jayme, the smell of Hot Pockets does not drive manbearpig away. This is a common urban legend.) As an aside, manbearpig, while wearing a red dress, once tried to pick me up in a bar there called the Trouser Mouse.

manbearpig seen in Hartford, WI. Anthony was outside without a shirt and survived because upon manbearpig seeing his hairy torso manbearpig was deceived into thinking it was another manbearpig. Back hair is a very bad manbearpig deterrent. manbearpig would normally have attempted to mate with Anthony (and with fatal results).

In Knightdale, North Carolina, Josh J. was attacked by manbearpig, pooped his pants and then admitted to listening to Celine Dion in his truck. Poor Josh, that story makes me sad. Serial.

manbearpig reported in Los Angeles, California stalking Miley Cyrus, an actress in a Chinese TV show called Ha Na Motana. The possibly hybrid manbearpig is seen on the right of this photo moments before eating a small dog.

manbearpig assaults cats in Abbot, Maine. In addition to being on the watch for manbearpig also watch for a creature that is half man, half bear, half pig and half cat.

A Hollander/Netherlander/Dutch guy was eaten by manbearpig. Before being eaten he noticed sulfur deposits on his sofa and possible manbearpig tracks on his lawn. Take note. It is better to panic sooner rather than latter.

manbearpig sighted in Kirkuk, Iraq training suicide bombers! Small arms fire and grenades were used to drive off manbearpig but in the future the best course of action would be to call for air support and lots of napalm. Or nukes.

the people of Rockton, Illinois ignore warnings about manbearpig. They'll regret that after manbearpig kills and eats them.

manbearpig found in the forests of Medina Ohio

Cody saved from certain death in Happy Valley, Oregon by the teachings of his super-awesome hero AlGore.

manbearpig claims not to be a menace while menacing Richmond, Virginia.

manbearpig hunting in Monroe school

manbearpig seen again in Hunt Valley, Maryland. I, AlGore, recommend that Jeff A. and the residents ingest rat poison so when manbearpig devours them there will be a slim chance at killing the scourge of the planet called manbearpig. Take one for the team, guys!

manbearpig prepares for open genocidal warfare in York, Pennsylvania!

manbearpig seizes Australia! Rhys sends PROOF that Kevin Rudd, Australian PM is manbearpig/manbearpig offspring. It looks like convincing proof to me. Obviously, Kevin Rudd's lip licking is a sign that he is slave to his manbearpig savagery as he hungers and yearns for the taste of warm, moist, bloody flesh.

manbearpig in Crystal Lake, Illinois! Soon to be known as Blood Lake!

manbearpig in Shoals, Indiana : a soon to be ghost town!

manbearpig in Rockford, Illinois. Evidence the Pentagon is part of a vast pro-manbearpig conspiracy!

manbearpig in New Zealand eating sheep! This is the beginning of the end of the ovine species, people!

manbearpig infiltrates Mountain State Academy. A generation to be lost in mindless propaganda! (the bad kind of propaganda)

manbearpig sighted in Yoakum, Texas near a school! Won't someone think of the children!

manbearpig sighted in Thompson, Connecticut

manbearpig sighted in Minonk, Illinois

manbearpig sighted in South Park, Colorado

manbearpig's track sighted in Nevada

manbearpig sighted in France

What is manbearpig.net

manbearpig.net was founded by me, AlGore, to use the power of teh internets to track the abomination that is manbearpig and the impending manbearpig apocalypse. Using the internets I, my friends, and thousands of people can collaborate, share data and work together to stop manbearpig. Currently all my friends and acquaintances are apparently having email troubles so right now it is just me.

manbearpig warning

Warning! If this light is blinking then manbearpig may be near. If the manbearpig warning sensor is not blinking then manbearpig may have disabled it and you are in the greatest peril. Ever! Serial.

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