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It’s a new year, which means it’s resolution time. This year, I resolved to be more patient, but as you can see, I blew it already. I made the mistake of going thru a drive thru, and got behind someone who doesn’t understand how drive thrus are supposed to work. On a side note, I think I’ve discovered a feature …

This is based on a true story. Someone broke into our home a while back (we have an alarm and security cameras now, so don’t get any ideas…). They didn’t take our TV, our wonderful guard dog, Odie, was loose in the house. Clearly adding value all over the place. And yet, whenever we run the vacuum cleaner, he goes …

I understand the sanitary benefits, but I really hate automatic faucets and soap dispensers. I guess I don’t know how to wave right. And the towel dispensers that give you half-an-inch of paper are an entirely different story. Now we know why corporate productivity has dropped. If we could all just go back to manual faucets, that’d be great…

I love the idea of a turkey coming back from the oven as a zombie turkey. And we all have those unexpected, slightly neurotic holiday house guests. I like this character. I’ve named him Mr. Giblets (borrowing from February 30th), and I am sure he will stick around.

#DeadChuck gets his annual performance review on the same day as the office Halloween costume contest. This one didn’t end as strong as I wanted, but I’m still happy with it. Still trying to improve my phoneme work. Enjoy!

Finally getting back around to doing more of what I love. Going to focus more on this idea of a zombie family having to survive among the living instead of the other way around. In this case, even zombies (I call him DeadChuck) have to go to work on Mondays, and we all know what that is like…