I want that but I don't wanna buy it so I'm gonna try and con some girl into buying it for me after I drop my nuts on her head and be like
"see now if I had some fresh balls lotion your forehead wouldn't be burning so much."

Man, I would love it if someone could give me some rep points. Apparently you can't view certain threads on this website unless you have 10 rep points, but, you also can't help other people get rep points until you have at least 100 rep points. Let's think, if everyone on here starts with 0 rep points, how would anyone ever get rep points?

I'm not too sure, but if I want some slappy fresh nuts, nothing beats some gold bond extra medicated! It's great! I learned about that from a buddy of mine before we walked 100,000 miles a SEMA one year.