It's incredible the prices on a new mode of transportation these days. I mean, you can have the Wienermobile for a tweet (plus some fine print). But even the United States is trying to offload like a gazillon unused military vehicles. Think of the savings!

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Hi! I'm General Harrington, general and commandant of the US Army Mine-Resistant Armored Personnel Vehicles sales department and warehouse, due to a sudden decrease in military operations overseas, I am currently overstocked in US Army Mine-Resistant Armored Personnel Vehicles and I'm passing the savings on to youuuuuu!