The Cake of Doom had a cell-phone charger sticking out of it, so I guess I could understand the cause for alarm — especially if you don’t know about its connection to Santikos Theatres and “The Dark Knight.” Careful investigation of our Cake of Unholy Madness (read: digging in) revealed a Ziploc bag with a cell phone, CD with that silly Spurs Coyote video, a “Dark Knight” press badge and a (heh) calling card.

A call to the phone number on the Cake of Tremendous Turmoil goes to the included cell phone, though the phone’s outgoing message yields some indecipherable rap music.

Or as our A&E editor Jim Kiest opined, perhaps it’s the music inside the Joker’s head.