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Beat my meat beat my meat I beat it with a bat Now its kinda flat I beat it everyday Beat my meat beat my meat I beat it in the shower Give me half an hour I beat it everyday Beat my meat beat my meat

wen no ones around I beat it even wen the sun goes down I beat cuz only I know how And cuz I have no girl rite now So since no one does it for me Ima beat my shit in a special kinda glory Cuz beating my shit is like my favorite pastime And it’s a great athletic state of mind And just like baseball I play with a ball and a bat But my game has 2 balls in fact Beating my meat is the best thing to me ill beat it how I want and with whatever I see

Beat my meat beat my meat I beat it in the car It shot pretty far I beat it everyday Beat my meat beat my meat I beat it in the store i busted all on the floor I beat it everyday Beat my meat beat my meat

I beat my meat like no one else I do this shit more than just for my health Its not just the pleasure….its for fun This is the best shit in my life that ive ever done Beating it everyday has been a habit I guess And Im never gonna let my dick rest Itll fall to pieces before I quit Cuz I beat my dick even wen I take a shit O u think this kinda shit aint rite Ill come over and bust in yur face at nite Cuz I beat my shit were ever I can So y don’t u be a friend And lend me a open lubed up hand

Beat my meat beat my meat I beat it in the street I love to skeet skeet skeet I beat it everyday Beat my meat beat my meat I beat it with a brick I think I need a new dick I guess I cant beat it everyday No more beating my meat Cuz I broke my dick I might as well become a chick