Granted. Now they come in a new array of colors: Watermelon red, Fried Chicken Tan, and, of course, Grape soda purple.

I wish white people got reparations for having to put up with black attitude and violence.

As you wish: in an effort to repay Whites the true value of their many years of patience with and indulgence of the petulant negro's intolerable brutality and insurmountable ignorance, the Treasury commissions the creation of the One Trillion Dollar Note, one of which is issued to each long-suffering White person, a move which permanently bankrupts the Treasury (redundant, I know).

I wish Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, and Barrack Obama would all four issue heartfelt ape-ologies to all Whites, everywhere, for their years of agitating, would beg for our forgiveness, and urge anyone stupid enough to have ever listened to any of them to do the same. To demonstrate their sincerity, they should conclude their joint televised addresses by performing a minstrel show, wearing drag.

As you wish: in an effort to repay Whites the true value of their many years of patience with and indulgence of the petulant negro's intolerable brutality and insurmountable ignorance, the Treasury commissions the creation of the One Trillion Dollar Note, one of which is issued to each long-suffering White person, a move which permanently bankrupts the Treasury (redundant, I know).

I wish Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, and Barrack Obama would all four issue heartfelt ape-ologies to all Whites, everywhere, for their years of agitating, would beg for our forgiveness, and urge anyone stupid enough to have ever listened to any of them to do the same. To demonstrate their sincerity, they should conclude their joint televised addresses by performing a minstrel show, wearing drag.

Granted! Those four give their apologies and perform the minstrel show. This so outrages the black nationalist/supremacists that they attack Sharpton, Farrakhan, and Obama as being traitors to the black race. Black racism becomes even more radical and nearly all blacks adopt Black Hebrew Israelite philosophy and now blacks everywhere stand on street corners shouting slurs and threats at white people.

Granted! Those four give their apologies and perform the minstrel show. This so outrages the black nationalist/supremacists that they attack Sharpton, Farrakhan, and Obama as being traitors to the black race. Black racism becomes even more radical and nearly all blacks adopt Black Hebrew Israelite philosophy and now blacks everywhere stand on street corners shouting slurs and threats at white people.The most hateful group in America (1 of 2) - YouTube

I wish that white guilt caused severe and uncontrollable diarrhea.

Ok, so it happens, but these people never stop crapping. There are rivers of it everywhere and the smell is horrific.