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Nikki Minaj vs. Stevie Nicks

CNN: “How dare this little girl!” Nicks said of Minaj’s profanity-laced disagreement. “If I had been Mariah, I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there.”

I’m going to go on record as saying I hate Nikki Minaj. She’s like Lady Gaga but seriously less talented and seriously fake. Bitch, we know you don’t have blonde hair and blue eyes, and we know your ass is fake. Nikki Minaj looks like a complete whore, and I don’t think there’s a single person in the world that respects her as an “artist”. Would I hate fuck her? Probably. Just to get it out of my system. But I’d tell her to shut the fuck up the entire time and afterwards tell her to get the fuck out of my apartment.

Does she look like she can fight? If she wasn’t so dolled up maybe. She’d have to take weave out, have to take her nails off and her fake ass out of her pants. But if she was the black ghetto hoochie mama she was when she started she beats Stevie Nicks in her prime 9 times out of 10. Black ghetto hoochie mama beats white slightly overweight hippie.