Do you know where I’ll be Sunday night? Planted right on my couch, a few Miller Lites deep and a bucket of popcorn in my lap ready to consume.

“True Detective” returning Sunday night is like seeing that girl you used to regularly be with in college after moving away for three years. Sometimes, you don’t realize how much you missed it until she’s back sitting across from you.

All you guys out there know what I’m talking about right now. I’m nervous, anxious and incredibly excited for everything on the horizon. Let’s get to it!