Nice App of the Day: Fartscroll.js

If there is anything that today's websites are lacking, it is fart noises. Yesterday afternoon, The Onion released the fartscroll.js script on Github, which can be installed on any web page to produce gassy noises while you're scrolling up and down the browser. For more of a completely immersive experience, you can download the Chrome browser extension for cruise control on every webpage.