Because they are awesome. I've got an idea. Let's start another helmet debate! We'll do it just like the last time, except this time we'll make it TEN WHOLE PAGES instead of the usual five pages! This is going to be awesome!

Sent from the voices in my head and transcribed by their drinking buddy.

Ten whole pages of helmet debate! I can't wait! Bring it on! Why do I keep using exclamation points?! Stop me before I exclamation again! Doh!

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