Just a small note:
No this is not a meta wish, yes this is allowed, no it isn't vote manipulation.
And to the 3+ people calling OP a "retarded faggot" in the reports, that is rude and will not make us delete the post.

Hey, at least you got someone to talk with. I don't even have any voice in my head. When I am alone, all I can hear was my own breath, and sometimes the blowing wind's sound and some spooky sound... I can only look at my phone, browse Reddit, in silence.

Sometimes, In the midnight, I couldn't sleep, because I'm afraid of the darkness. So I turned on light. I'm still scared. Not a single sound were made. It's turning from lonely to fear.

I tried to talk to myself.

But nobody answer.

I trỉed to imagine that somebody was in my head.

But nothing happens.

It continues like that, and randomly a lots of thought just pop in my head, what if my mom died? What if there is no one left in my life? What if... everyone vanished?

"That's some stupid thoughts", you say. It IS stupid, since I'm just a crybaby and a coward, what can you say? If you can understand this, even if you think about that your monkey paw wish is a joke ; then please, you have to know that, if it were true, if those voices in your head vanish, then you'll know what I have experienced. Sorry for my bad English.

Serious: Just wanted to say that I do not have any real depression problems and that this was 100% a joke. I got dozens of messages from concerned people asking if I needed help and I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m okay.

It’s honestly really wholesome to see how many people actually care enough to message me though.

/u/bren123410 we do actually love you nothing is funnier then a high quality shit post we fucking love you for this great read and wish we could give you more then just some plat or silver we are great full for the time and effort you put into this

I remember this!!! Literally ALL other comments were fuckin downvoted into oblivion!! Literaly into the 3 digit numbers and some even in the 4 divits, i’ll spare the details to those who...can’t handle Karmalossphobia...

Granted. There are no longer voices in your head. Realizing that listening to the voices was the only thing you had in your free time you find yourself hopelessly bored. You decide to browse reddit and eat Cheetos in your sunken, sweaty chair. You find an old post on r/TheMonkeysPaw where one person creates hundreds of replies to himself. You being the fantastic karma whore you are, decide to recreate it. It’s easy, make up a cringey post about voices in your head, comment some cringey things and if you’re lucky people will give you internet money. You were lucky, and in getting what you want you decide to stop. But you are still bored. Still craving something to pass the time. At this point in your life, a job or a girlfriend are near impossibilities. You watch YouTube videos and porn but eventually that gets boring too. With nothing left, you end your life and are not found for a week until your mother walks downstairs to check on you. The reddit gold has gone to waste.