Another 14 hour day. - Complete and Utter Drivel

Sleazy Lawyer is an idiot. A big, clueless, fucking stupid ass idiot. First he tried to pass off work that I did as his-- to me. "Yeah, I know that's good Sleazy Lawyer. You know I wrote it, right?"

Then he insisted that information could be found using 'c' numbers. I've been at the site for 3 weeks and I know you cannot look up information with the 'c' numbers, just 'p' and 's' numbers. He insisted that I was training Larry, Darryl and Darryl wrong and angrily told LD&D to go into his office so that he could show him. LD&D came back 15 minutes later laughing his ass off.

"He was so mad when he couldn't find the information with the 'c' number. Like spitting mad. And I couldn't wipe the grin off of my face."

Then there was this conversation:

Fucking Stupid Ass Idiot: Why did you write this: "Your information will be sent by post."?Me: Because they asked. See here? "How will this information arrive?"Fucking Stupid Ass Idiot: Oh. Good catch. (Because he's too much of a fucking stupid ass idiot to read what's directly in front of his face.)Me: SilenceFucking Stupid Ass Idiot: Well, that's wrong anyway. We don't always send it by post.Me:surprised Really? How else do you send it?Fucking Stupid Ass Idiot: Sometimes we send it FedEx.Me:Turn on my heel and walk out the door.