1) Are you sexually attracted to flashlights now, too? I only ask because when I was still studying psychology, we learned about people who orgasm whilst in an environment which then inadvertently encodes in their memory. In turn, they become accidentally sexually attracted to certain objects (that were present) which now begin to prompt their sexual arousal. Damn. Must be awkward for you when you suddenly get horny in hardware stores now.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Almost three years later and people still think that I hate Kpop and Korean entertainment. After posting the 2013 Bias-List Wreckers and after seeing Kpopalypse oppar's bias list, I thought it would be good to post my list, though it will be differently formatted. This is part one for the actresses, and part two will be for idols. The post was going to be too long and laggy, so I had to split it. This is picture and video heavy, so be forewarned.

Yay for reusing pictures! I hope e-environmentalists are happy that I recycle.

Almost three years later and people still think that I hate Kpop and Korean entertainment. After posting the 2013 Bias-List Wreckers and after seeing Kpopalypse oppar's bias list, I thought it would be good to post my list, though it will be differently formatted. This is part one for the actresses, and part two will be for idols. The post was going to be too long and laggy, so I had to split it. This is picture and video heavy, so be forewarned.

Today Anti Kpop-Fangirl's affiliation with k-pop discussion forum site OneHallyu
has gained my attention. This seems like a great move to me, because
OneHallyu is a useful resource for k-pop fans. However, the affiliation
has alerted me to a curious misconception that some OneHallyu users
have about Anti Kpop-Fangirl (despite a FAQ existing to address exactly such misconceptions):

As well as confirming a commonly-shared reader preference:

So
it's in the interests of "giving the people what they want", that I now
present to you my k-pop bias list.

Way back in the day when the 6theory forums were still around, the creators of AKF and OH were mingling together. I had already made AKF before 6theory's demise, but Hallyu8 was born to combat Johnny trying to over-police the forum. After Hallyu8's forum was fucked up beyond repair, One Hallyu was made. So essentially, the two places are more similar than one would imagine. I've been going to OH for a while since I also went to H8 and 6theory, and Zaku, akisame and Kpopalypse oppar also post on there.

This is something we were discussing in the livestream on Friday night. If you spent years of your life preparing for a debut, but had to debut with a song like DBSK's Balloons, would you be able to do it?

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Almost everybody reading this will know that KARA, one of k-pop's
biggest groups, has had some line-up difficulties lately with two
members Nicole and Jiyoung not renewing their contracts, leaving the group as a three-piece. I guess it must be a pretty shit group to be in if the girls are making enough money to buy real estate
yet some of them can't stand to be part of the KARA machine any longer,
but then if I were an idol maybe I'd be sick of that bullshit by now
and I'd bail too. In any event, the girls probably aren't giving
anything away.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Many fans had thought that GLAM had disbanded, since it is very unusual for a rookie/new group to take this much time off from promotions when the norm is for these new groups to promote non-stop, like T-ara used to or BAP still does. Anyway, all I have to say in regards to GLAM still being around is...

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"Q: What does GOT7 want to be called? Yoogyeom: Idols who are good at black music? JB: Ah, it's so hard. Black Souls? Jackson: Black Kids?"
— phil (@aftercIub) January 21, 2014

I don't really care about GOT7 - a JYP rookie group - but this is stupid it's incredibly funny. I think my IQ dropped about 10 points when I read that before I started laughing at the laptop screen. This isn't remotely racist* or anything, but couldn't they just refer to their music as "hip-hop"? Their PR management must have been face-palming themselves so hard after hearing this lol.

*because of their stupidity people are going to use this against them to refer to them as "racist" rather than just plain dumb.

Monday, January 20, 2014

I walked in the door and immediately remembered why I had been dreading today for some time. That stupid festival... I don't have anything against Vietnam or anything but I knew that it'd be quite the chore to round up all the girls by the time their flight left. Who knew what ridiculous acts of trivia answering or shoe finding I'd have to undertake to get them in the car?

This is a music theory-related post. I wrote it initially as an
ask.fm answer to someone who asked about how to learn relative pitch. I
got halfway through and then thought to myself "fuck it - this
information could be really useful so why not make a blog out of it so
it's not buried 269 pages deep in my ask.fm answers list and impossible
to dig out in a month's time. People who are not musicians or aspiring
to be musicians may struggle to understand this post and may also be
incredibly fucking bored by it, and for that I apologise, but there
probably isn't a way around this to be honest.

This post may be too long for some, so enjoy watching this video of Aragaki Yui, who is disgustingly thin and has no tits and ass. I have no idea why I find her attractive when she doesn't have the ideal 36-24-36 body. She doesn't have a high nose bridge or a V-shaped face. I should hate this bitch that I find extremely cute, right? Since Gakki doesn't fit into some other asshole's standards that aren't my own, I should hate her.

I'll sprinkle in some pictures of Aragaki Yui if this is too long for you.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Everyone and their mothers know that JYP is probably floundering at the moment, both financially and prestige-wise. None of their artists have done anything of note recently, and especially considering Kpoppalypse's helpful guide to idol finances, they haven't media-played about any new CF deals or outstanding sponsors either. Netizens are quick to dumpster on the state of JYP, believing they no longer deserve a place at the table of the Big Three (formerly SM, YG, and JYP).

All in all, pretty grim, amirite. NOW, WE CAN ONLY TRUST IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BASED YENNY TO DELIVER JYP

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Do I even need to justify myself at this point in the blog's life when I post hot chicks from Japan, China and Taiwan? Nope, didn't think so.

I generally don't pay attention to AKB48, but damn, Kojima Haruna is a goddess, has amazing tits, and most importantly, has straight teeth. The teeth are the most important when it comes to a Japanese idol. Nothing makes me flaccid quicker than seeing teeth only a hillbilly that chews tobacco all day would love.

It's been too hot where I live to write blogs. The other day Adelaide became the official hottest capital city in the world
- fuck that shit. It's cooling down though so I'll bring you something
with words in it over the next few days. In the meantime, here's a
completely thoughtless blog post. Let's sing along:

Not content to let Nicole and Jiyoung ruin her career, Seungyeon isn't letting those UCAADs drag her down. On the other hand, she has been cast in a new series. Well, the cognitive dissonance within me is super strong right now. Seungyeon was always a close second-favorite of mine in Kara, and now with Nicole gone, Seungyeon is on top for me now. But....I am one of her fans that doesn't want her to ever act again...or at least until she improves a lot...which I guess would require her to act in dramas a lot...which means...I don't fucking know. Fuck.

This review is mainly for Nymston, myself, and the other three The SeeYa fans out there. Maybe one more person will become a fan after this review, but let's get on with it. While there is a lack of Song Minkyung in the MV, the Cyclops Overlord makes up for it, and for those of you who watched Answer Me 1994, Haitai is here.

Last month, Younha graced us all with her latest mini album, and I recently got around to listening to it since she made her comeback during my finals week, so I forgot about until someone on my ask.fm brought it up again.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

It's been a while since there has been a "Nugu You Should Listen To" article on here, but I find that name to be misused for these articles, because to fans of the genres that these artists belong to, most of the artists we have featured aren't nugus. So I changed it to [Artists You Should Listen To] and I'll probably continue to do this feature in the future since Zaku and Shinbi abandoned it, and I'll most likely throw in some Japanese and Taiwanese artists in there from time to time.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Experts agree that if you look at hot chicks every day, the erections that you get can be beneficial to your health since your heart has to work that much more. There, I'm doing my part to make the world a bit healthier.

Last year, I started speculating that A Pink's Naeun had to be a Latina because a) her new nose (which she didn't need to get) made her look like she was from Latin America and b) that ass. Now that these pictures have come out, I am now 90% sure that Naeun is of Hispanic origin, or a UCHODA (Upstanding Citizen of Hispanic Origin with Dat Ass).

Short review: Like most of Ailee's songs, if you love vocalists overdoing it, this is your track. For people like me, well, it's a pass as usual. And no, I won't blindly support Ailee just because I dislike allkpop.

Miss A's Jia uploaded some harmless photos of herself riding on an airport cart online and people are making a big deal out of it.

Pretty much everyone and their mothers have done this "stunt" at least once in their lives, so for netizens to be making a big deal out of this stupefies me. I've seen some stupid scandals in my time but this has to take the cake.

So, Cha Eun Taek directed this Jolin Tsai MV from her "Myself" album, and no wonder why I always get a seizure. Man, this UCAAD should be banned from ever making MVs again. Honey Trap is one of my favorite Jolin songs, but damn, it's almost impossible to watch the MV. I'll probably get three seizures before even getting boner -- just like every T-ara MV ever.

(Major snow storm is coming my way. It's like God saw all the videos/gifs/pics I was linking and started jizzing everywhere. So yeah, be careful for anyone else in the U.S. who'll get impacted by this storm. Too bad Jolin's hotness can't just melt the fucking snow away.)

Some teaser pics came out of Hwayoung appearing in some kind of filming for something. I could show you theboringpics, but then THESE BABIES CAME OUT

OH MY GOD HWAYOUNG

Moving to Wellmade Ent was THE BEST THING EVER. She really does look like Park Shin Hye, or at least her little sister or something, now. Not getting bullied anymore has done wonders for her self-esteem and outward beauty. l0l

PS: Why are "I am partially submerged in a bathtub" pics the new it thing to do? Not that I'm complaining, just curious.

Rain recently took a break from fucking his girlfriend, Kim Tae Hee, to go back to his day job of "singing". I'm putting "singing" in inverted commas because Rain doesn't do much singing in his song "La Song" (rofl at the name). And whatever singing he does is generally not very good, "vocal God" my ass.