Cool Facebook Statuses For Every Day

Hate being boring? You can get lots of likes with these interesting Facebook statuses! Your friends will be in love with your page. They will visit it every day to get some positive energy. So do not waste your time, checkout our list!

Cool and clever Facebook statuses

May your life someday be as good as you make it out to be on Facebook.

LIKE if you hate it when someone tags you in a photo, you look horrible in because they happen to look so good in it.

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

Looking at school books and thinking: what a waste of a tree!

Nobody around here treats me like a glamour model, so I’m just going to sit here taking selfies by myself.

Why didn’t you reply to my text? Well, how am I supposed to reply to LOL?

Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting in line for the bathroom.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Nothing is illegal. Until you get caught.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

The best status for Facebook

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

When I get a pimple on my tongue, I always feel guilty in case I’ve told a white lie.

I dance like a car dealerships inflatable tube man.

I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.

You didn’t notice that that I used a word twice in this sentence.

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.