How to f*ck with autistic office mate?

Sociologist3e28

I have an office mate that is definitely on the spectrum and super annoying. No understanding of social cues, and a massive distraction. How should I mess with them so that they hopefully drop out of the program? I was thinking about walking in everyday and breathing really loudly and heavily in their face to make them overanalyze the situation to the point of a nervous breakdown.

I am the "autistic office mate," and let me tell you what's really going on: we're at a graduate program at the University of Georgia and I came here from Boston. My "autism" stems from the fact that I called out the southern tradition of f*cking pigs, drinking bathtub moonshine at 11am, and doing nothing when you find out you are suffering from the gum disease known as gingivitis. I called these things out as weird and in some cases, abuse. The OP did not like that I questioned the southern style of living and has decided now that I am socially awkward.