Everything’s coming up Cuba Gooding, Jr. Sure, he’s no longer an Oscar-worthy movie star, and I’m pretty sure he hasn’t been in ANY film since Daddy Day Camp, and even his attempted TV career, like when he starred in a legal drama pilot that wasn’t picked up by Fox, is going nowhere fast, but don’t worry, guys, he’s doing A-OK.

Cuba Gooding Jr. created an alter ego, “Dick McWilly,” to party after a Cinema Society screening of Electrick Children at Hotel Americano on Monday. The fun-loving Jerry Maguire Oscar winner was overheard at the bash introducing himself to a woman as McWilly, who has a criminal past. “I just got out of jail,” Gooding said, incoherently explaining, “I had sex with a leprechaun, who had sex with an alligator and got him pregnant. No, I’m lying, the alligator wasn’t pregnant.” (Via)

Nothing out of the ordinary there.

Gooding was later seen at the Make Up For Ever-sponsored bash, telling a guest he was “drinking ant piss” before demonstrating how to “milk an ant.” (Via)