On October 26th, emergency response personnel were dispatched to a NYC hotel, where they found Charlie Sheen drunk and naked in his trashed room skied out of his mind with a $12,000 a night hooker hiding in the closet fearing for her life. But that was less than two weeks ago. What’s the big deal? Don’t live in the past, man. Extra reports:

“Extra” caught up with “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen over the weekend, who opened up about claims he trashed a room at a swanky NYC hotel two weeks ago. “If a guy has one bad night everybody goes insane and panics… I’m not panicking,” Sheen said.

Well,, I’m glad somebody is keeping a level head through all this. Cops and discreet high-dollar escorts are always running around making a big deal out of nothing. Christ, like it’s always “me, me, me!” with some people.