The Allen Factor (Hangover)

Every party or crew needs to have an Allen. If you don't have one you better go find one ASAP.

The Allen Factor is huge for parties and if you saw The Hangover you know why.

Every crew needs a guy that looks a little strange, like he could murder someone. In all reality he wouldn't hurt a fly but he might add a little something extra to your drink to get the party started.

3. Cincinatti Bengals

Allen Factor: Linebacker Ray Malaluga. The man is a party animal and he looks the part. Odds are you will find a Bengal in the bathroom the next morning.

Frank the Tank: Pacman Jones. When Pacman knows how to get a party started. Strip Clubs, Guns and Wrestling it can all happen when Pacman is at the party.

Blue Factor: Owner Mike Brown. He knows how to get a party started. He invites everyone! Chad OchoCinco, Cedric Benson, Tank Johnson, Jones, and maybe T.O.

Stifler Factor: Wide receiver Chad Ochocinco. You'll be sure to have one hell of a fiesta with OchoCinco at your party. He not only can dance on the field, he showed his moves on Dancing with the Stars.

Babe Factor: This worries me. Is there babes in Ohio? I'm sure Ochocinco or one of the Bengals players can pull through and bring in some babes for the party.

1. Miami Dolphins

Allen Factor: Running back Rickey Williams. I will have whatever is in his satchel. He can make any speech he wants at my parties.

Frank the Tank Factor: Wide receiver Brandon Marshall. Marshall has been on a short leash before in Denver. It will be hard for him to control himself in Miami. Especially with with new friends, Lebron James and Chris Bosh.

Blue Factor: President Bill Parcells. Don't let his strict attitude fool you. This man can party after all Jennifer Lopez is kind of his boss. I would be dancing all day if she were my boss.

Stifler Factor: Quarterback Chad Henne. The guy is young and is the starting quarterback for the Dolphins. That alone will get him any woman he wants no matter what he looks like. (See Romo)

Babe Factor: It's all about the Miami Heat. There is no shortage of babes in Miami. If you want a party Miami is the place to be in 2010!

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