Saturday, July 18, 2009

What a Trip!

Gidget: Wow Duke, that was quite a trip.

Duke : Tell me about it Gidget. and of course youhad to make it even more interestingwith your little problem...Gidget: Hey, it wasn't my fault dude!Duke: Your butt blew up like a giant red tomato!Gidget: It was an infected anal gland.Duke: That thing was so big we had to get an extrahotel room just for your butt!Gidget: That's not funny Duke....Duke: It was so big it had it's own area code!Gidget: Enough with the stupid jokes already!Duke: Well I'm sure Mom & Dad really appreciatedhaving to find a vet in the middle ofNorth Dakota on a Saturday night!Gidget: Yeah that was kind of a bummer. But atleast we made it and my booty is fine now.So where do you think we are?Duke: I'm thinking Europe. Or maybe Asia...Gidget: You're an idiot Duke! We didn't cross the ocean!Duke: Well we were sure in those dang cars long enough!Gidget: Yeah we were. But seriously, where doyou think we are?Duke: I don't know Gidget. All I know is the humanstalk really weird around here.Gidget: Yeah, I noticed that too.Duke: It's like the letter R doesn't even exist here.Gidget: Hmmmm..........

Glad you guys didn't go crossing any oceans! And glad the butt situation got cleared up. I hope you have lots of stuffies there to keep you company until you can learn to understand all those humans that talk funny.

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender,
your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours,
faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of
such devotion.