A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com

Monday, September 12, 2016

Rogaine Wolf Man Ad (Proposed)

In a scene like one from a classic horror movie, we see a man transform into a werewolf (a Wolf Man style monster, as opposed to a four-legged wolf type of monster), growing hair all over, tearing through his shirt, growing large sharp teeth, and howling at the moon. Right after howling at the moon, the Wolf Man turns toward the camera for a close-up, he snarls, and the frame freezes on the monster’s threatening visage. Then the announcer chimes in, asking: “Does seeing this make you feel: a.) frightened, b.) thrilled, c.) jealous? If you answered ‘c’, you should try Rogaine.”