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So, if you’re in the same situation as me, you’re likely condemned to the confines of your house by blistering cold weather. If not, kudos to you and your California realm of sunshine and rainbows. Today is a Monday and a school-off-day, and nearly every teenager in my school is not relishing the extra day at home. For all the adults in the universe, I’m sorry, but I have to kick you off my blog. You have serious work to do. Speaking of jobs, as a teen blogger it’s my job to instill new knowledge into your brains and open up your eyelids to a stranger world. Therefore, pick up a pencil. Don’t ask me why, just do it. Approximately how much do you think this pencil weighs? Please stop typing it into Google, that’s just a lazy way out. But, it’s fairly light, right? Now, if we tried to hold a pencil-sized chunk of the sun, none of us would be able to lift the piece of sun off the ground. Well, that’s to say our hands didn’t disintegrate by then. The sun weighs a whopping mass of about 1,990,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg!! Mind blown yet? If not, gaze at the galaxy here. I know what my next computer background is going to be.