1. Are we friends?
2. How and when did we meet?
3. Do you have a crush on me?
4. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
5. Give me a nickname and why?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Do you still think the same?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Whens the last time you saw me?
13. Have you ever wanted to tell me something and you couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what i say bout you?

"Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks."

"Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!"

"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!"

"Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes."

close
Games

close
Are You Sexy?

Sexy

Yes. You are really sexy. You have the figure, the looks, and the smile
that drives them mad! Use it to your advantage! Flaunt yourself and
have a good time! After all, soon old age will set in, and all that will be
gone...

omg i tink i actually do love him tho!!! i had an amzing dream about him last nite.....joke!!! ha saw da video. tbh i tink its much funnier when u sing it !! especially when u do da beloved arse dance!!