Thursday, June 09, 2005

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Unloaded

One less reason to see Herbie: Fully Loaded...those of us hoping to get one last glimpse of the buxom vixen Miss Lohan (before her liposuction and breast reduction...errrrr...anorexia...errrr...dieting) in the new Herbie will have to stick with Mean Girls. The fascists at Disney have painstakingly reduced Lohan's boobs using digital technology. They even had the gall to take the jiggle out of scenes of her jumping up and down, and raise her neckline. And why would they commit such blasphemy? Because parents in test audiences complained. I can guarantee it wasn't the fathers. What's this world coming to? Next they'll reduce Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce's butts. Here's hoping they release a director's cut or unrated version on the DVD. In fact, I'd pay extra to see a version where they increased the size of her boobs digitally. Now there's a better use of technology.

You said it Lara.Seriously though, why choose an actor that the studio is so afraid of? When did she sign the contract?I read one of the reasons she went through her transformation was specifically because of this movie.Next they'll be hiring Maplethorpe to film a remake of "Shaggy Dog".