n. - A girl or young woman that frequents Roscoe's, a dingy, raunchy bar that plays non-musical music like Lil Jon and Rascall Flatts, located on the main drag of Decorah, Iowa and is the prime nighttime attraction for Luther College.

"Are you going to a legitimate establishment this evening?"
"No man, I'm going to Roscoe's to get me a scoe hoe so I can bang her like a screen door and leave her with my genetic material and venerial diseases."