What crawls out of the imagination of award-winning artist P.J. McQuade when he thinks of getting decked out for the holidays is obviously anything but a jolly old elf (though he has put pretty much everything else in a Santa hat). His festively nerdy cards, ornaments and fridge magnets range from fantasy and sci-fi to monsters of horror that didn’t go back to sleep after Halloween. McQuade has previously illustrated for SYFY and exhibited his painfully awesome fandom art at geektastic galleries like Toy Tokyo Underground and Hero Complex Gallery. Now you can stick it on your fridge.

The messages vaporize all those annoyingly merry and bright greetings that have probably been invading your mailbox. You really can’t get much better than “Wampa in a Winter Wonderland” or my personal favorite, Pennywise trading his clown costume for another kind of red suit and luring you into the sewer with “We’re all festive down here.” You can always go with “Hodor” if you’re unsure of what to say to some twice-removed relative you haven’t seen since the Clinton era.

Credit: P.J. McQuade

I’m just waiting for McQuade to unleash a Stranger Things line…maybe next year.