BIG DICKS ON SUMMER BREAK!

Unlike Fraternity X, whose scripted porn reality happens on a schedule untroubled by the space-time continuum, Big Dicks at School is at least making an attempt to reflect that it’s summer, and not, say, pledge week. Why that matters more to me than, say, Johnny Rapid’s sexuality, I can’t tell you. What I can tell you is that I’m living for summer recess at Big Dicks at School.