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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Almost Got a Roast

Yes, a WHOLE roast! It was very close, and I could have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for that meddling human woman!

The whole day was boring, boring, boring, and even more boring when it started raining and we couldn’t lounge on the deck. The human woman did come out and clean up the yard (finally), and I did some very fluffy and amazing poses near my tree stump throne... but she didn’t have the camera. She keeps forgetting the camera. She keeps forgetting a lot of things. One time she got up like three times to get something and by the time she got to the kitchen, she forgot what it was she was getting. This is the perfect time to thwart humans... when they’re sleepy and confused.

They had roast again tonight, mainly for Sammy. I tried to lick her roast, but she caught me. So I waited and planned. I knew she would eventually cut up the rest of the roast for Sammy (yes, she does give us some, but not enough), so I sat in the kitchen while she cut up the roast. I was fluffy, very fluffy. I was cute. Had my tongue sticking out of the tip of my mouth. I was putting on a full-tilt fluffy cute vibe. She was caught off guard by my cuteness and told me just how fluffy and cute I was, which was my cue to make a move.

I jumped on the counter and looked even fluffier. It was working because she told me to behave and didn’t push me off. When she turned back to her cutting, I went for an entire slab of roast. She had to pull it out of my mouth, but it was too late, I had a mouthful. Sure, she wouldn’t fall for it again (at least not tonight), but I had my tasty bit of roast, and gimpy mutatoe didn’t. She felt bad about that, and when he came gimping into the kitchen, she gave him a piece, and me a piece too (because we all get equal shares, isn’t that sweet).

Sammy continues to be a sporadic bundle of energy. His temp was a bit higher than they’d like, and he’s got a bit of ooze on the suture thing, which they’ll call the vet tomorrow for their usual Sammy update check, but we’re all sure its nothing serious. Especially since he’s being a total husky. He nearly got another sheet today! The humans had to nail it to the wall to keep it away from him. That’s too funny, the next thing you know, he’ll have a big tent around his crate. I’ll take pictures of that.

7 comments:

MMmmmmm, roast! There's never anything like that at my house. My human woman is a vegetarian (maybe that's why I get so many green beans in my food) so she never has any of that nice fresh stuff here. Not since Shula passed away (before I came here) when she would make her baked chicken.

At least our canned dog food has meat in it. I guess that's better than NO meat.

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