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Tickets for People Who Insist on Breaking the Laws

Love Violations

Tickets for People Who Insist on Breaking the Laws

An awesome way to punish the idiots who ruin love and romance! These imitation parking tickets, printed on realistic cardstock feature humorous takes on common love transgressions. Pages are perforated for easy removal

Did he fall asleep after sex? Hand him a citation! Did she steal all the covers last night? It’s gonna cost her! There’s a ticket for every offense: Moral Bankruptcy, Bedroom Misdemeanors, Dating Disasters, Valentines Screw ups, and more! Each ticket includes fines, penalties, and appropriate insults, and can even be mailed if you’re in a long-distance relationship. It gets the point across in a way that’s funny, direct, and unforgettable.

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Violation! is a collection of "parking tickets", citations that look like the real thing but in fact are humorous takes on common "everyday offenses" such as taking up two parking spaces, not putting the seat down in the bathroom, not clearing the paper jam at the photo copier, and so on., and so one-(because your day is filled with people intent on ruining your day!) Each ticket includes humorous copy, and also includes fines, "penalties" and the appropriate insults for those offenders that...