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Saw that on someone's sig, thought it was hilarious. Kind of an 'in joke', but eh. My sig is worse... its funny but then again, only people that know Kharak's sn is KinX will find it funny. I'll apply both though.

Don't know if you count either as quotes, since they're both kind of conversations. meh.

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*This song WAS sung IC at the Valley of Death during the Sereg Invasion. I know 'cause I sung it. *

"Oh we come marching, marching,
The Sereg for to fight!
From the breaking rays of morning,
To the dark of blackest night!
I am frightened by the beauty,
A gust of wind discloses...
Yes we fight for Life and Honor,
Give us that!
And give us clotheses!"

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - When it says "chunky" on the side of the box, it's not referring to the cookies.

For any who haven't traveled with Tobin Riverside, it's really fun. He's a great guy, attracts trouble like bees, and is funny as hell to travel with.

Tobin: I'm an impotent bard!

*on ship on the way to Mythos*
Roshnak: Stupid pointy ears
Rayek: Hmmmm?
Roshnak: Me no want to be here
Rayek: Hmmm, well me no want you to be here either.
Roshnak: Pointy ears be quiet!

*Vedette Lunadelle and Badtznik are standing in the beginning area of Mythos. Vedette was almost naked*
Daerk: Hail Badtznik and Ved-oops *abruptly turns around*
Vedette: *laughs*
Badtznik: hehehe, What's wrong?
Daerk: um...Vedette might want to get dressed. Does she always run around naked in the forest on your world?
Vedette: no *giggle* just here
Daerk: You know, we among the elves have a name for those who run naked through the trees.
Vedette: Loonies?
Daerk: Well, I was going to suggest maniac, but loonies works.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Fighters do it face to face, Rogues may do it from behind, Rangers can do it from a distance, Wizards do it from out of nowhere, Clerics may not do it at all, Barbarians may do it in a rage, Sorcerers can do it on a whim, Bards on a note, but Paladins have to pay for it!

"Anyone seen my ass laying about? I think one of those wolves bit off a rather large chunk of it."

Said by PC after recovering from negative HP in a rather close wolf vs low level PC hack fest.

~S

Fighters do it face to face, Rogues may do it from behind, Rangers can do it from a distance, Wizards do it from out of nowhere, Clerics may not do it at all, Barbarians may do it in a rage, Sorcerers can do it on a whim, Bards on a note, but Paladins have to pay for it!