CFTP Presents: The Yesterday Machine

So stop me if you’ve heard this one… a Nazi scientist walks into a bar… repeatedly… and it does enough damage to his brain that he tries to make a time machine to change the outcome of the war.

Which war, you ask, understandably. WWII? Too easy. I think this guy was trying to change the outcome of the American Civil War. I dunno, though, I stopped listening after 15 minutes of his epic speech.