See that picture above? It’s what I look like. Normally, that is. And while I’m certainly not saying that I’m the most handsome man in the world, I am saying this: I look a hell of a lot better in that picture than I do right now. For right now, I’m typing this post with what I belive to be the most deplorable moustache of all time. And if you’d like to see it, all you gotta do is click “read more.”

Is it December yet? Because my upper lip is starting to bug the hell outta me. You see, I’m taking part in Movember, which means I’m growing a moustache (or mo) for the entire month of November (hence “Movember”), thereby drawing attention to men’s health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. (Wanna donate to the cause?) And while I’m honored to be one of the “Mo Bros” on Doug French’s Movember team, I gotta admit that it’s not going so great.