The
ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women
are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women
sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex. It is based
upon
many years of sociological field testing, and was first conceptualized
in
1994 in Exeter, CA by Dallas Lynn with acknowledgements to Jared Whitson
for
his role in formalizing the theory.

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course,
that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape,
or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part
always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is
no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive.
He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds
unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so
the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.