A Year of Perfect Dumps

Product Description

ANYONE who purchases an annual supply of Perfect Dumps will be entered into a raffle with other buyers to WIN FREE PERFECT DUMPS FOR LIFE

Great for low-carb diets!

Great for athletes on high protein diets!

Great for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight!

Gluten-free

No added sweeteners, colors or additives

Zero net carbs

The Perfect Dump was founded to solve a simple and everyday solution in the world, and provide the fellow human the opportunity to spend less time with multiple struggles, painful pushing, and once completed multiple wipes with toilet paper. PD fixes and correct all of the problems stated above, but it also reduces time spent in the bathroom and thus makes a person more productive at work and life. It also aids in the reduction of constipation, hemorrhoids and diarrhea. It makes you have literally the perfect dump experience whenever you go to the bathroom. The product we sell is pretty straight forward, it is our own proprietary blend of soluble and insoluble fiber that is tasteless on the way down. The recommended serving is recommended to be digested with juice or any other drink found in one’s household.

Instructions for Taking Your First Perfect Dump:

1) Scoop two heaping tablespoons into a large cup or glass in the evening.

2) Fill with at least 8 ounces of cold juice.

3) Stir for 30 seconds or until fully mixed and drink immediately.

4) Wake up and take the biggest, fastest, cleanest dump of your life.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.