Bill Cosby

Poor Bill Cosby. The legendary 74-year-old comedian has been reported dead a grand total of four times on the Internet. When rumors started floating around Twitter in 2010 that he had died yet again, Cosby took his case to CNN’s Kyra Phillips — who was filling in for Larry King, a man who, at least according to Google, is also very much alive — by stating “Maybe a psychiatrist will say I’m feeding [the rumor starter’s] ego, but I just want to say to friends of that person: Just tell him to stop, because it isn’t funny.”