My first Metal Fight Beyblade fanfiction with my favorite character, Tetsuya Watarigani! As mentioned in the summary, it is mostly crack and not intended to be taken seriously at all. Enjoy!

Tetsuya knelt in the sand, picking a crab up out of the sand. It snapped lazily at him, knowing it was no use to fight against him.

Tetsuya wasn't a good-looking man by any stretch of the imagination. He had a face only a mother could love, with a grayish pallor and deep circles under his eyes, cheeks sunken and hollow. His long, greasy dark hair hung limply down his back. Numerous crabs surrounded him, snapping their claws as if they were trying to tell him something.

He started snoring soon after, muttering things like 'crabby', 'snap-snap', and 'crab' in his sleep. His crabby companions scuttled around him as he dreamed about having friends who didn't have shells.

He wouldn't admit it, but he really did want to have friends. He just had no idea how to make any. Perhaps one day, when he was more mature, he would learn.

Until then, he was perfectly content with whiling away his days with his scuttling little hard-shelled pals.

Kinda weird, but who cares?

Anyone who doesn't review will have Tetsuya visit their house in the middle of the night XD

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