Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than………………..Punch a 5th graderIt’s always darkest before…………… Daylight SavingsYou can lead a horse to water but………how?Don’t bite the hand that…………….. looks dirtyIf you lie down with dogs, you’ll………stink in the morningHappy the bride who…………………..gets all the presentsDon’t put off till tomorrow what……….you put on to go to bedChildren should be seen and not………..spanked or groundedYou get out of something what you………see pictured on the box