” A long, long time ago, in a Ford Galaxy parked far, far away, sitting next to a Mercury Comet was the leader of the Uranians from the plant Uranus which was dying from lack of Oxygen caused by Unicorn farts from a land called North Korea. It was a dark time for the Uranians who where running out of missiles they had been firing at the Jewdi Knights”

The empire was run by an evil man know as the the Barracus of Uranus. He had in mind a plan to concur the known Ford galaxy, destroy the Mercury Comet and Force the Uranians to pay extremely high taxes and stand on their heads to reduce the CO2 in the atmosphere. The Sick, lame and lazy flocked to the cause of Barracus because he paid them well by taking from those that had much, and giving it to those who never worked at anything more than washing space ships or voting for Ron Paul for emperor.

It doesnt bother me that all these loons get together and blow smoke up each others ass. What bothers me is that I am pretty damn sure USSA taxpayers are not only paying for the trip by the American idiots, I’ll bet we are paying for most of these serve no function assholes to be there. Like I’ll bet the governments of Russian or any of the Shitholeistan’s are not willing to piss away their money on this bullshit, and being liberals all, they sure as hell arent willing to spend any of their own money for their cause.

I want to know what they will do with all the little filter cartridges that trap that dangerous CO2? (snicker)

Do we dump them in our regular trash? Are they recycled? Will deep well injection be the best way to get rid of them? How about incineration to help produce electricity? Or, do we dispose of them in an EPA approved landfill along with all the mercury from those curly little lightbulbs everyone is using now? How much sleep will I lose out on worrying about the disposal problems? Woe is me!