Veni. Vedi. Comaneci. *

I'm originally from North Dakota. The state has managed to thrive without my presence.

I'm mostly self-taught as far as photography - well, not exactly true. The Time-Life series on photography was one of my closest friends in high school.

I'm also fairly ignorant regarding art history. I'm relatively certain that Mike Angelo did not use a digital camera on that there Cistern Chaparral. And that Leo Duh Vinchi made one hell
of a butter carving of Davy and Goliath.

I have the emotional maturity and attention span of a pubescent boy who's discovered a stash of good porn and the joys of teasing the trouser snake. But I've got
fewer hormones, more fat, and much smaller metaphorical balls.