You're currently roaming our halls as a guest. This means you are limited to lollygagging in the lobby and there are delightful things waiting inside these walls which you cannot see. If you decide to check in, you'll be able to enjoy the straightjackets, little purple pills, shock therapy, duct tape restraints and use many patient-only features such as customizing your patient charts, passing private notes to your fellow patients, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, virtually painless and completely free.

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If you're already a patient, what are you doing wandering around?!? Please log in to your account and see the nurse for your daily meds: