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My belly was too big I can no longer reach the gas pedal when seated in the driver’s seat. Articles like this makes me thank the heavens I will no longer be pregnant in this lifetime again.

ia

So true! My little” baby is 11 months but I remember all of those really well. Btw, thank you for not using slides! They drive me crazy because my phone crashes when I try to see them

Hannah

Aah that brings it all back. I had most of those (also add overhearing your husband trying to adequately describe the enormity of your bump over the telephone to all his relatives!). Stupidly enough, I miss those days!

sneha

Its a relief its all over.. Can’t beliv how huge one’s tummy can bcum.. I cudnt clean myself after a Loo’s visit!! Oh I so loved being pregnant but I m so happy its in the past n I got this adorable munchkin to play n love!!

Jill C

What’s so very sad is I can never reach the clothes in the bottom of my washer without the assistance of a step stool…(what I wouldn’t do to be a few inches taller!)

Kell

My belly is so big that it rubbing against the board at school. It will erase things that I have written, or it will mess up something I am trying to do on my interactive SmartBoard.

M of Ohio

Couldn’t get out of the car because couldn’t open the door wide enough without taking out the car next to mine.

Jessica

I have experienced everyone of these lol …what’s scary is I’m only 20 weeks today!! Twins due in September:)

Danniell

I’m only 23 weeks…..mmy husband an I got a watermelon yesterday an my belly is bigger then the watermelon

Chelsea

I didn’t get to big. It looked like a put a basketball up my shirt. The shaving by memory was the only that I had to deal with on this list, but it was only from my knees up. Can’t wait to have another baby.

Steph

almost all applicable with after baby big boobs. I went from a DD to a H and regardless of exercise or weight loss they stick around. Yippee.

Anya

Have been sent for two diabetes tests due to my bump being 3cm over due date weeks.
Even though I’ve only put just under two stone on.
Made to feel like a whale by one and all but you article made me laugh and after all it is completely worth it and will be gone in a few months with two of them to run after 🙂

Kathleen

at 30 weeks, I couldnt zip up my jacket because I can’t see where the zipper was at. My husband had to help me each time. I eventually had to wear my husband XL jacket because all my jackets didn’t fit.

Natalie

When hubby decides to compare width to depth and you are deeper than you are wide.

Vanessa

I am 32 weeks. I almost got stuck in a bathroom stall yesterday when we were out for dinner, because my belly didn’t want to let the door open toward me! hahahaha. Funny, I have experienced almost all of these, but for the most part people tell me “oh your belly is so small! you barely look pregnant”…. yeah, tell me that when I’m ninja-ing into my undies in the morning 😛

Shannon

Reaching groceries at the bottom of the cart during checkout became impossible towards the end.

Autumnjerene

I just assume I qualify for the handicap stall in the bathroom. lol

Beth

I’ve never understood the shaving by memory complaint. They invented these things called mirrors….

Ashley

When you’re in the bathroom stall and the automatic flusher flushes twice every time you pee.

Yolanda Yolanda

I can’t really been down and when I’m taking a shower I can’t reach and when I take a bath it’s hard for me to sit and hard for me.to get back up and I’m 29 weeks and 4 days some things is hard

Mom2000

It’s really bad when on Easter Sunday you go to sunrise service and can’t sit in the chairs due to they are to far down, your legs won’t close and the dress you have on once upon a time was long enough in the front you could step on it and on this day the front is at your knees. And all everybody wants to do is say can we help you and you think sure just throw a Coleman tent on me when I sit down so I don’t show anything indecent. Those where the days before my daughter was born. I have pictures to prove it. She came a month early and weighed 10 lbs 5 Oz and 21 1/2 inches long. Praise God for c-sections. Her brother I was asked if I was having twins and he was 2 days late and 3 days from a year of his sister weighing in at 10 lbs 11 Oz and 23 1/2 inches. Told my husband you want more get a concubine I’m thru. Needless to say 16 years later they are the only two children we have. But I wouldn’t change a thing.
Another one of your belly is huge “my grandfather tells my husband to get at bottom of steps so if I trip from not seeing a step I wouldn’t bounce back up and hit him and grandmaw. God rest his soul but at the time that wasn’t funny but we laugh now.

Mallee

when I was pregnant with my daughter I was working as a secretary.. Punching papers with a three hole puncher was like boxing ! Putting the papers in the folder was a different story as I once pinched my belly with the large D-ring because my belly was in the way!