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First, I will return Joe's pool.
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Peter: First, I will return Joe's pool.Joe: Oh, you got that right.Peter: In exchange, I demand access to it on alternate weekends.Joe: No.Peter: Accepted. I also demand to remain my own independent nation.Adam West: Absolutely not.Peter: How about you just give me your pen?Adam West: You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?Peter: Yeah.Adam West: No

Peter [reading his tax refund]: Oh my god, it's better than I thought. An Audi! I'm gettin' a car!Brian: Uh, Peter, there's a "t" in there. That says "audit".Peter: No, Brian, it's a foreign car... the "t" is silent. Sweet, I'm gettin' an Audi!Chris [lifts up his shirt]: I have an innie

Susan Sarandon: Hi, I'm Susan Sarandon. A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins' mother, but I'm actually his girlfriend. And this is Stewie. Stewie: What the deuce?Susan Sarandon: For less then a ticket price for one of my movies about capital punishment or neo-feminism, you can make sure Stewie never goes hungry again.Stewie: Yes, and from the look of those sweater cows, so could you