8/15/09

Boys in the Sand: Even Psycho Beach Party bums get the blues

It's tough being a swell-riding-JFK-era-youth who only wants to hit the waves, party on the beach and hang with his buds...because things keep happening that always bring you down......like that chick at the drive-in who had her throat slashed - major bummer. But you can't focus on gnarly stuff like that, it's a teenage world, and you own the beach, you've got better things to do......like wrestle with your best pal in the sand......while someone sprays oil all over your body......and it's all fun and games, until one of you comes up with a severed hand ... ultimate boner killer, dude.And what's up with that human heart they found on the beach this morning? Totally bogus!Stuff like that will drive you into the arms of one your pals, besides, he's such a "Zepherrr".That lady detective, she's another buzz kill, always asking questions, always poking around - and why does she wear six inch spike heels on the beach?And that girl, the one they call "Chicklet"; she's a total fruit cake! One minute she's Gidget on a boogie board, and the next thing you know, she's acting like a crazed mad woman calling her self, "Ann Bowman". And referring to her self in the third person; Ann Bowman created orgies! Dude, what's her damage?Playing dress up always calms the nerves, and you always did look good in a nice chiffon number with a feather trim......aw heck, not another dead guy ... hey, that's one of your surfer friends, oh man, look, one of his testicles is in his mouth - aw jeez, what's next?You had to ask? That mean girl in the wheelchair just had her head lopped off...oh well, no great loss, she was a real bitch on wheels.Wait a minute.. What's up with Kanaka? You mean that The Big Kahuna is a cross dressing freak? Oh well, whatever floats his boat. Well, tonight's the luau - dancing, food, music; that should be a nice change from all of this craziness......finally, true love conquers all, your heart is full ... a happy ending...no more problems, just waves and sunshine......OH NO! That crazy Bowman bitch just stabbed that exchange student, Lars! Will this madness never end?Hold on a second, she did not kill him, and, what the heck, he's not Lars, his real name is Larry, and apparently he's the real psycho, after all! That lady detective shot him and he fell to his death! AWESOME, alls well that ends well......or does it???Here's to simpler times...

your host: Pax Romano

Horror movie fan, and all around mofo

About This Blog

I love horror films, been watching them all of my life.
As a gay man, I've come to note the more homo-erotic subtext in many of these films. From the obvious in films like, Interview With the Vampire, to the more subtle in movies like, Scream.
So, what I intend to do with this blog, is, from time to time, highlight a movie that is both scary as well as sensual,(or just plain campy) provided those elements are borne of gay or lesbian sensibilities.