Because, the internet, that's why, Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses is a real website that exists where you can submit a picture of someone with a Ninja Turtle face for a nose. Now I've been looking at mine in the mirror for like ten minutes but I can't decide which turtle to make it. Ooooooooor whether to just cut it off to spite my face. You hear that, face?! F*** you for being so ugly! *tapping microphone* I swear, my face is so ugly I can't fall asleep because God doesn't want to waste any beauty rest on me. I mean, my face is so ugly it looks like I entered a cinderblock pie eating contest. Seriously, my face is so ugly my mom tied a steak around my neck hoping the dog would eat me. Compared to yours though I look like f***ing Adonis. BU-BU-BU-BURN!

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