me: "you're the mayor of this neighborhood." we walked 5 blocks and he saw 6 different people he knew, randomly on the street, kinda funny. he also knows almost every bar and restaurant owner. "i lived here for a long time," he said.

Why is he still single? well he's divorced, which is fine, has a kid, that's fine too...but he's 40 and has a roommate...not fine.