Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave herBefore Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter

Women are always beautiful.
~Ville Valo

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains. Because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae WestA woman should be an illusion. ~Ian Fleming

It's the good girls who keep the diaries;The bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah BankheadIf you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle

You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn Kenmore

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
~Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973