Weighing in at hefty £160 the label was designed by Lagerfeld to mark the 350th anniversary of Rauzan-Ségla. Formed in 1661 by Pierre de Rauzan in the heart of the Margauz appellation, the Chateau was acquired by Uber-Fashion house Chanel in 1994. I guess if you are going to give your crayons to anyone, it might as well be your creative director.

Harvey Nichols has been the exclusive retailer of this Karl “Outside of fashion, jewellery, perfume and wine, France isn’t competitive” Lagerfeld creation and WineOfTheWeek will be using all its (limited) influence to secure a bottle for Christmas drinking.*

* WineOfTheWeek is engaged in covert operations with the Harvey Nichols online team at the moment so the rules of full disclosure are in play here!

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2012/11/14/when-fashion-and-wine-collide/feed/0Ping Pong Table Winehttp://www.noagendawine.com/2010/10/29/ping-pong-table-wine/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/10/29/ping-pong-table-wine/#commentsThu, 28 Oct 2010 23:29:17 +0000http://www.wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=2178Imagine that you have no imagination. Imagine that you are unable to make even the simplest of decisions without pictorial guidance. Welcome to the ‘Rethink Table Wines” packaging concept from the design agency RethinkCananda. The labels feature illustrations of various tables. So, we have a ping pong table, a pub garden table, a poker table, […]

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/10/29/ping-pong-table-wine/feed/0Zombie Wine, Return of the Living Redhttp://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/29/zombie-wine-return-of-the-living-red/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/29/zombie-wine-return-of-the-living-red/#commentsMon, 28 Jun 2010 23:44:07 +0000http://www.wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1713Zombies have been a big part of my life. Firstly through the films of George Romero, then through the Resident Evil series of video games and lately through the awesome iPad game ‘Plants vs Zombies’. I love a good intestine ripping zombie assault as much as the next man. So, in a homage to George […]

]]>Zombies have been a big part of my life. Firstly through the films of George Romero, then through the Resident Evil series of video games and lately through the awesome iPad game ‘Plants vs Zombies’.

I love a good intestine ripping zombie assault as much as the next man.

So, in a homage to George Romero, this wine from the Australian ‘Redheads Studio’ delivers us Return of the Living Red. The seal has blood-red wax over its cork, and the bottle is only adorned with a simple, aged envelope containing clues about the bottles contents. Within the envelope a horror story is told…. Let’s hope the wine isn’t horrific.

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/29/zombie-wine-return-of-the-living-red/feed/3Pulp Fiction Wine Labels: Bought to you by Some Young Punkshttp://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/22/pulp-fiction-wine-label-bought-to-you-by-some-young-punks/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/22/pulp-fiction-wine-label-bought-to-you-by-some-young-punks/#commentsMon, 21 Jun 2010 23:54:15 +0000http://www.wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1700It’s 3am. The phone rings. It’s the D.A’s office. A gruff voice barks “Get down to the parking lot at 59th street, Marlowe needs you”. You roll out of bed, stumble into your car and head downtown. Rain is falling. You pull up alongside the flashing blues. A wine bottle lies empty on a road, […]

]]>It’s 3am. The phone rings. It’s the D.A’s office. A gruff voice barks “Get down to the parking lot at 59th street, Marlowe needs you”. You roll out of bed, stumble into your car and head downtown. Rain is falling. You pull up alongside the flashing blues. A wine bottle lies empty on a road, its content spilt across the road. A crime has taken place. You light a cigarette, point your camera and try to make sense of another red-stained pavement.

WineOfTheWeek brings you a clear winner of website of the week. These wines by Some Young Punks present a truly original approach to wine labels. Inspired by the pulp fiction of the 20’s through to the 50’s, each label is based on original artwork from the darker, trashier side of crime, sci-fi and erotic fiction.

The flash based website (don’t try viewing this on your new iPad or iPhone) presents a beautifully executed ‘case file’ within which the winemakers present themselves as suspects, the wines as evidence and the blame? Well the blame is for you to find out.

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/22/pulp-fiction-wine-label-bought-to-you-by-some-young-punks/feed/0Caption This Photo: I’m only drinking with you because…http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/18/caption-this-photo-im-only-drinking-with-you-because/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/18/caption-this-photo-im-only-drinking-with-you-because/#commentsThu, 17 Jun 2010 23:42:07 +0000http://www.wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1678It’s time to wheel out the Caption Competition again and, in the spirit of the World Cup, this one is a dead sitter just waiting to be stroked into the back of the net. There is also a prize this week – provided by the good people at MissionPR who, despite my non-attendance at a […]

]]>It’s time to wheel out the Caption Competition again and, in the spirit of the World Cup, this one is a dead sitter just waiting to be stroked into the back of the net.

There is also a prize this week – provided by the good people at MissionPR who, despite my non-attendance at a Cloudy Bay event on Monday, kindly kept aside a bottle of 2006 Cloudy Bay Chardonnay. Clearly I am undeserving of such a reward so the wittiest response will be sent the bottle. (Alas, applies to UK only this time out).

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/18/caption-this-photo-im-only-drinking-with-you-because/feed/17Tasting the Old Lady of Turinhttp://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/06/tasting-the-old-lady-of-turin/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/06/tasting-the-old-lady-of-turin/#commentsSat, 05 Jun 2010 23:47:32 +0000http://www.wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1573Having 3 hours to kill in an airport can be a test of any man’s endurance, however our recent ‘strike induced” delay at Turin was made easier by the amazing selection of wines in the departures shopping area. Yes, of course there were numerous Piedmont classics – fifty different Barolo’s (I counted them) and a […]

Having 3 hours to kill in an airport can be a test of any man’s endurance, however our recent ‘strike induced” delay at Turin was made easier by the amazing selection of wines in the departures shopping area.

Yes, of course there were numerous Piedmont classics – fifty different Barolo’s (I counted them) and a decent range of Barberesco, Barbera, Gavi and Asti – but our eyes were drawn to this range of seemingly novelty wines.

Turin is known worldwide for football and cars and both are represented here. The former in the guise of Juventus (‘The Old Lady’ of Italian football) and the latter in the shape of the FIAT factory. The wines are promoted under the pretty naff “Fashion Wines” label but the quality at the top end is pretty good.

The wines have been made by Italian winery Scrimaglio, located in Nizza Monferrato. The top end Juve wine is a 1998 Barbera d’Asti and prices range from €15.50 to €80.

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/06/06/tasting-the-old-lady-of-turin/feed/0What’s that Roy? Say what you see?http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/05/21/whats-that-roy-say-what-you-see/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/05/21/whats-that-roy-say-what-you-see/#commentsFri, 21 May 2010 12:22:26 +0000http://www.wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1398When I was a young boy I used to be addicted to the gameshow “Catchphrase’ presented by chirpy Irishman Roy Walker. One of the rounds involved a yellow cartoon character called Mr Chips. Mr Chips would show images of objects and you’d have to guess the word that the images made up. So a picture […]

When I was a young boy I used to be addicted to the gameshow “Catchphrase’ presented by chirpy Irishman Roy Walker. One of the rounds involved a yellow cartoon character called Mr Chips. Mr Chips would show images of objects and you’d have to guess the word that the images made up. So a picture of a car and a rear end of a cow would make “car-reer”. Or something like that.

Anyway, I wonder if Caroline Gilroy ever watched Catchphrase. Vee-Noh is her wine label concept that plays with pronunciation and uses the phonetic approach to presenting grape varieties. So we get the painfully obvious Sha-Don-Aye and Shi-Raz-Mer-Low. Hmmm.

Lame and tongue-in-cheek it may be, but I can’t help think that there is something in this. Indeed I can see phonetic labels working rather well at Yate’s Wine Lodge. For overseas readers Yate’s Wine Lodge is a kind of human zoo where cavemen and cavewomen congregate to drink Gallo by the bucket before copulating behind (sometimes in front) of trees in the local park.

Oddly enough. Many of the cavewomen are called Chardonnay.

And here’s Mr Chips in surely the funniest gameshow clip in television history!!

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/05/21/whats-that-roy-say-what-you-see/feed/2Ever Been Puzzled by Wine Labels?http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/01/22/ever-been-puzzled-by-wine-labels/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/01/22/ever-been-puzzled-by-wine-labels/#commentsFri, 22 Jan 2010 16:36:29 +0000http://wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1247I imagine the thought process went something like this: Wino 1: ‘I was in the White Burgundy section of Oddbins yesterday and I really found the wine labels puzzling” Wino 2: ‘Yes they can be difficult to decipher. By the way, I was doing this word puzzle on the train this morning and couldn’t find the […]

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2010/01/22/ever-been-puzzled-by-wine-labels/feed/0Le Beast Seduces Virginhttp://www.noagendawine.com/2009/10/28/le-beast-seduces-virgin-with-lure-of-a-years-free-wine/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2009/10/28/le-beast-seduces-virgin-with-lure-of-a-years-free-wine/#commentsWed, 28 Oct 2009 21:57:36 +0000http://wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1187I first encountered Le Beast earlier this year at the untamed frontier of You Tube. Type “wine” into the video sharing site and you are generally confronted with an endless stream of Gary Vee’s crazed thunderpants, but look closer and an even more beastly presence will reveal itself. Unlike Gary, this beast is small, furry […]

I first encountered Le Beast earlier this year at the untamed frontier of You Tube. Type “wine” into the video sharing site and you are generally confronted with an endless stream of Gary Vee’s crazed thunderpants, but look closer and an even more beastly presence will reveal itself. Unlike Gary, this beast is small, furry and has a hand stuck up his back side.

Le Beast is both a wolf like monster and an enduring enigma. History reports that “Le Bete” savagely consumed nearly one hundred young girls in the hills and vineyards of the Languedoc (South-West France) in the 1760’s. It is widely regarded as the true story that inspired Little Red Riding Hood.

Every effort to stop Le Bete failed, defying even King Louis XV who sent a crack squad to the region with murder in mind. Some say the wolf hid in the underground tunnels of an ancient Chateau near Gabian and some claim to have even seen a shadow of him in its windows. Le Bete had remained a mystery to this day. Until now.

Defying nature and reason, he has resurfaced after 250 years with a simple mission to reclaim the wine world for France.

From his own snout, a rallying cry has been issued (a warning to those with a delicate disposition, this is strong stuff):

I have taken it upon myself to lead France out of its frightful state, to take charge in a business where there is no leadership. Where we are treated as if we were drug dealers by our government, where the anti-wine lobbies are trying to take away our god given right to make and enjoy wine. Our culture is being eroded, our product is being degraded, our passion is being bled from us.

We have let them do this to us. We have been arrogant, we have been elitist, we have been snobby. We must repent and change our ways. We must demonstrate that wine is fun and there is no room for pretense. This means that my colleagues in Bordeaux, Champagne and Burgundy must heed the warning howl of Le Beast. Repent or face the consequences!

Le Beast has put his name to the product of the vine in order to show the world that good French wine can be made and sold at reasonable prices. We, perhaps, should choose to ignore his natural attraction to Virgin for his latest promotion – a blood lust for young innocents is not so easy shaken, even after two centuries underground.

Visit Virgin Wines to view the wine and if you want to find out more about Le Beast, you can keep a track of his adventures here and you can also follow him on twitter.

]]>http://www.noagendawine.com/2009/10/28/le-beast-seduces-virgin-with-lure-of-a-years-free-wine/feed/0Is This The First Noir Wine Label?http://www.noagendawine.com/2009/10/27/is-this-the-first-noir-wine-label/
http://www.noagendawine.com/2009/10/27/is-this-the-first-noir-wine-label/#commentsTue, 27 Oct 2009 09:37:07 +0000http://wineoftheweek.co.uk/?p=1164I can’t recall seeing better wine labels than these. The website lostateminor.com describes the labels as thus “through imaginative illustrations that reflect ‘falling from grace’, the black and white labels convey the story of how two former kings of the wine grape world — Cabernet Sauvignon and Cabernet Franc — were cast aside as other […]

I can’t recall seeing better wine labels than these. The website lostateminor.com describes the labels as thus “through imaginative illustrations that reflect ‘falling from grace’, the black and white labels convey the story of how two former kings of the wine grape world — Cabernet Sauvignon and Cabernet Franc — were cast aside as other varieties came into vogue.”

Developed by Mash Design for Red Heads Studio in Australia. Haven’t been able to locate them in the UK but I seem to recall that Redheads is part of Tony Laithwaites empire. I’m sure someone will correct me if I’m wrong.