It has the most comforting smell ever. It's in the top of wardrobe and sometimes, when I'm looking for stuff shoved in there, I find it and give it a deep, long sniff and am in heaven for about ten seconds. Amazing how the smell can make me feel like a wee baby again.

Dunno about the other four. I like that musky, manly odour of someone who has been out chopping wood, then comes into a warm room - it turns me gay and I like when my armpits are that masculine. Um...