My friend Naomi is one of those people so uniquely talented that, if I didn’t know her, I would probably hate because I’m petty like that. She’s an incredible photographer, a musician, and a good writer. She is also, of course, smart, funny, and pretty. In short, she is one of the three people I know who can work pretty much anything I post on this blog.

When she mentioned wanting to go as David Bowie for Halloween, my response was, “Of course you do,” because David Bowie is awesome and Naomi is awesome, and if anyone is going to cross dress as a glam rocker, it’s going to be Naomi.

So: Hey, Naomi, I found part of your Halloween costume.

Bam. That’s some hardcore Ziggy Stardust footwear right there. The best part is that it has a heel, but the wedge provides enough stability that you can run if chased by spiders from Mars. What more could you want from a glittery ankle boot?