The Cliff Notes version: Turkish translator picks up references to FBI investigation of US officials stealing American nuclear secrets, OK, for sale to Pakistan. [Aside: we all know, do we not, that Pakistan then sold them to North Korea. Right, kids?] When asked via FOIA for the skinny, the FBI says that document doesn't exist. But we know it does.

The names to follow: Sibel Edmonds, the translator. The Liberty Coalition, who made the FOIA request based on an anonymous tip.

If you follow no other conspiracy story this year, make it this one. You heard it here first. (Well, OK, you probably didn't. Work with me, here.)