Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Doorstep: Challenged

Doorstep: Challenged

Electricity salesmen: Must die. In a large vat, along with town centre charity muggers.

"Red or Blue?" he said on his Wednesday evening visit."What?" I replied, somewhat taken aback by this nonsensical opening gambit."Red or Blue? Liverpool or Chelsea?" asked the grinning fool."I don't care. Also: who are you?""Ah," he said, somewhat confused that the matey approach wasn't working, "Have you thought of changing to Southern Electricity?""Goodbye."

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