God hasn't done anything to address Male Pattern Baldness, but relatively recent developments such as hair transplantation, Minoxidil, and Propecia have been proven to be effective treatments. These are all thanks to...wait for it...science!

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Providing rednecks with sunblock since 1996.

I once met a man who claimed to be a genius, then boasted that he was a member of "Mesa".

2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.(2 Kings 2)

So God prefers to kill 42 children than cure his baldness and prevent this.

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Religion: The belief that an all powerful God or gods created the entire universe so that we tiny humans can be happy. And we also make war about it.

2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.(2 Kings 2)

So God prefers to kill 42 children than cure his baldness and prevent this.

Lectus, When you start up your role as atheist pastor - this might be a good first sermon. Might as well make it fun!

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If xian hell really exists, the stench of the burning billions of us should be a constant, putrid reminder to the handful of heavenward xians how loving their god is. - neopagan