Sarah Palin Proves Tea Party Not Terrorists, ‘Or Obama Would Pal Around With Us’

Oh look, it is the helmeted space turd Sarah Palin doing a greatest hits tour on Fox News. Is this a replay clip from 2008 talking to Sean Hannity? No, it is Sarah Palin reenacting one of her more popular Dances of Stupid in exchange for her Fox News gold coins. “The teabaggers can’t be terrorists, or Obama would be palling around with us, just like he used to pal around with domestic terrorists like Ayers and also Sha-vez and ol’ No Preconditions Ackmahdinnerjad and the rest of the world’s terrorists.” Does Sarah Palin even know what a terrorist or a domestic is? Yes, Katie, she reads all of them. What is she even talking about?

Eh, still something about how Joe Biden probably called teabaggers “terrorists” and then said he didn’t. We will give the win on this one to evil liberal media elitism gulag ABC News for throwing this quote at the end of their story about this dumb fake outrage:

Earlier this year, former Bush Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill told Bloomberg Television that “the people who are threatening not to pass the debt ceiling are our version of al Qaeda terrorists. Really — they’re really putting our whole society at risk by threatening to round up 50 percent of the members of the Congress, who are loony, who would put our credit at risk.”

There, Biden or whoever from the Democratic party actually said it was just quoting a former Bush official, it is all the same, everyone is a terrorist, the end. [YouTube/ ABC]

Is "palling" even a word? I know "appalling" is, though. And this is that.

charlesdegoal

"Paling"?

poncho_pilot

im-

bagofmice

T

SayItWithWookies

What's appalling is that someone who works for one of the world's largest criminal enterprises has the temerity to slander anyone else at all. I mean, if my boss made it a corporate practice to hack into the phones of grieving relatives of the slain, I wouldn't show my fucking face in public before I resigned and denounced my former employer.

BTWBFDIMHO

Palin: Big Hacking Deal.

http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

"Palling" is seems more like "pawling", as with "casting a pall". But "paling" would be "pale-ling". Which means the actual alphabet is unable to accomodate Palin's thoughts.

chicken_thief

All of them, Katie.

tcaalaw

I'm assuming this outburst is coming because Sarah is grumpy over all the attention Michelle Bachmann is getting over her position on the debt ceiling issue.

Biel_ze_Bubba

"Bachmann's position on the ceiling," eh?
Somehow, somewhere, there's a snarky comment just dying to get out, but I'm damned (nyuk) if I can find it.

After I pooped this morning, I asked the poop for a response, and it made more sense than Sarah, even after the wake and bake.

BaldarTFlagass

Howdy ho, Kyle!!

valgal2342

Sounds like she's admitting the Tea Tards are Domestic Terrorists.
We are in trouble if of some kind of truth accidentally oozed out her mouth. I have to go take a shower after listening to that voice.
BTW, the longer version of the Nancy Grace hair do is a total fail.

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

Yeah, it's a total fail. She should try the Elsa Lanchester look. It better fits her electric personality.

V572 Hair of Destiny

Bride of Toddenstein.

valgal2342

Calista!

http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

Sounds like Sarah finally realized that she's on her 14th minute and 59th second…

Biel_ze_Bubba

It's long, long past 15:00. She's now "famous" only to her fellow Foxtards.

tcaalaw

National polling outfits still usually include her name on polls of potential 2012 candidates, so I'm not sure we can say her time is completely up.

horsedreamer_1

At least she's not claiming campaign office-space in 60 states!!!

charlesdegoal

What you neglect to point out is that this O'Neil fellow was "let go" by W. The general financial collapse followed not too long thereafter, which only proves something or other. His assertion that 50 percent of congressmen are nuts is yet another example of underestimates treasury secretaries are famous for.

baconzgood

Resplendent stupidity par excellence. You never let me down Sarah….Well actually she ALWAYS lets me down so what is the phrase I'm looking for that's not "you never let me down"?

Limeylizzie

You are a fucking predictable moronic cunt?

baconzgood

Thank's Limey. You English have such a way with words. You're like Churchill.

Limeylizzie

Well, hopefully in her case, this is the beginning of the end.

http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

Please, please, at least let it be the end of the beginning.

Biel_ze_Bubba

"You never fail to let me down"?

Or maybe "You never let me down by failing to fail."

poncho_pilot

she always goes down on you?

HistoriCat

"You never let me down Sarah"

You are just asking to be Rickrolled.

Limeylizzie

Jesus Fucking Christ, it's bad enough that I am in Los Angeles whilst MrLimeylizzie is in Chicago , so I wake up a bit grumpy, but to have to see this turd-faced, word-bungling, over-laquered, repulsive, cuntish fraud is beyond the pale.

Biel_ze_Bubba

Aw, come on … tell us what you really think.

FakaktaSouth

It is way too early for such evil and ignorance in LA with no one to grudge fuck. Maybe a drink?

poncho_pilot

it's been my experience that evil and ignorance are the constant in LA.

FakaktaSouth

So it IS similar to Lower Alabama…interesting.

poncho_pilot

less rhinoplasty. more openly gay people.

Fare la Volpe

So more rhinoplasty.

FakaktaSouth

Yes, more. We here are no match for the numbers of OPENLY gay guys or nose jobs, true, but closet cases and un-deviated septums abound…

poncho_pilot

see? i was already getting the two places mixed up.

metamarcisf

Got an early audition for "Entourage"?

Fare la Volpe

Forgive me if you've updated the Wonkeratti already, but how did your audition go? Did you get the part of "Busty French Maid #1"?

Limeylizzie

Got a callback, but they went with a man!

AJWjr.

Ah, welcome to my timezone…

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

You really must get a TV show in which we hang on your every insult aimed at our doltish fellow Americans. There's nothing we like more than a harsh, British verbal spanking!

prommie

Oh yes, a spanking, a spanking. And after that, the oral sex. . .

Negropolis

"Cuntish fraud" sounds like some tasty British dish. You know, like blood puddy or spotted dick.

PsycWench

Two assholes, one video.

Pragmatist2

Note to Sarah: Your 15 minutes are up. STFU!

Terry

She and Ann Coulter need a show on Fox together.

poncho_pilot

like two sides of the same 2 dimensional coin.

http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

Overstated by at least one dimension.

poncho_pilot

true. and the dimension in question isn't the first but the seventh.

OneDollarJuana

They'd make a nice straight couple.

chicken_thief

One and A Half Women?

lulzmonger

"Next on FOX … The Möbius Pit: Two Dickheads Enter, One Dickhead Leaves (& then we unleash the dogs with bees in their mouths)!"

FakaktaSouth

Can't you just IMAGINE the gleamy eyes and wet panties when she HEARD a Dem had USED the TERRORIST word abt the baggers though???? I bet she came out of her bus half dressed trying to get to the studio so she could make that snark face.
ARRRRGH It's not even fun to hate her anymore.

http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

Paul O'Neill, I remember him.

Paul O'Neill on the Bush tax cut: 'I would not have done it'

O'Neill: Bush planned Iraq invasion before 9/11

Fucker made sense and told the truth. No wonder Cheney and his youthful ward had to get rid of him.
~

charlesdegoal

Predictable Fall guy, as he was preceded by Summers and followed by Snow. Better than some, for sure, but not really good enough.

metamarcisf

He could hit the fuck out of the ball, though.

V572 Hair of Destiny

But he couldn't get to home runs for the sick kid on "Seinfeld."

metamarcisf

So he had to catch a fly ball in his hat.

chicken_thief

What? He wouldn't go hunting with Cheney?

http://theblueelite.blogspot.com simplyblue7

Of course, I blame John McCain's shitty campaign for letting this cunt loose on America.

Terry

Murkowski and the GOP machine in Alaska get a solid assist, as well.

baconzgood

"I can yell TERRIRUST louder than you can"

-Sarah Palin-

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

Nice spelling! Can I borrow?

baconzgood

For you Chet….No prob.

Indiepalin

While Sarah speaks the truth, Obama travels around the world, speaking Austrian to 57 countries and sending dead corpsemen to hobnob with our North Korean allies, which he can see from his house. When are you going to announce your candidacy, Sarah?

Gleem_McShineys

Good snark! Oh, wait… hold the phone… you're serious.

THAT IS EVEN BETTER

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

Paul O'Neill and Joe Biden clearly said terriers not terrorists in reference to the Teabaggers pooping on everyone's lawn, fiscal or otherwise.

GunToting[Redacted]

They are probably still upset about the cancellation of the little watched but excellent FX Channel show "Terriers."

AJWjr.

Oh damn. Guess I can delete that from my DVR list, then. Along with Damages.

GunToting[Redacted]

No, still worth the watch. The ending reflects the uncertainty over whether the story continues or not.

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

Didn't "Damages" get another season on a channel that's only available by dish, or something? I liked it, but there was major confusion around the ending of the second season and beginning of the third, which I could never figure out.

metamarcisf

"Damages" is on the Audience Network (Direct TV) at 8:00 tonight, Rocky Mountain Time and Rose Byrne stills looks delish

AJWjr.

It went over to the dark side, DirecTV, which is or was partly owned by Murdoch. Too bad FX is also saddled with Murdoch ownership, but it does have some of the best shows on TV.

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

I really enjoyed "Terriers." Sorry to see it go. But they did wrap up all of the plots in the show very nicely.

mumbly_joe

So, the Debt Ceiling "crisis" was Bo's fault all along. I KNEW it.

NOBOBAMA.

freakishlywrong

They got the quote wrong. Biden said teabaggers are "big fucking terrorists". And he's right.

http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

She never inhales which allows her to talk nonstop. She must use circular breathing just like Rahsaan Roland Kirk. Impressive.However she's still moldy douche bag.

Biel_ze_Bubba

Rahsaan sounds Muslin to me. Surely Her Griftiness would never use a terrorist breathing technique to inhale Real American air.

Negropolis

ROTFLMAO!

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard, but I am.

Tundra Grifter

The trick is to take a breath in the middle of the sentence instead of at the end.

Some people practice this. For others it just comes naturally.

chicken_thief

Since her sentences have no end, it is mandatory for her.

Nopantsmcgee

I think attached lamprey eels are what provides her with oxygen. Sort of a reverse parasitic relationship. The eel attaches itself to her then she derives her nutrient needs, including oxygen from the eel, thereby not needing to use her lungs for anything other than non-stop rambling.

bacomengele

My God, to invoke the name of Brother Rahsaan in conjunction with this moron- is nothing sacred?

memzilla

"…Sarah Palin reenacting one of her more popular Dances of Stupid…"

Mooselini and her unintentional laughability, starring in "Dances With Lulz."

Oblios_Cap

She always was jealous of Brisdull's "Dancing with the Stars" appearances.

http://grandpaboy.blogspot.com/ seppdecker

Jeez Sarah, who wouldn't want to pal around with ignorant, obese, heavily-armed morons like us?

Apart from the rest of the world, that is.

http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

Speaking of the proliferation of Teabagger terrorism, when is Willow due?

chicken_thief

It's not fair to pick on the family of "politicians". Just leave Tawd and Willow out of this, ok?

Negropolis

Lou Sarah, that you?

Negropolis

Palin (Addams) Family Libel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg ProgressiveInga

That $arah, always lookin' for a squirmish to jump into. Also too.

Blendergoathead

Good to see she's taking the Ann Coulter path down the drain of irrelevance, but I still think a spectacular flameout would be more gratifying.

berkeleyfarm

Part of the problem IMO is that she has flamed out a couple of times … but the LSM just takes her highly improbably "explanation" at face value.

Man, she is not looking good. That hairdo (or wig) and the jacket really do not flatter.

Tundra Grifter

I think that hair don't was supposed to be a homage to Amy Winehouse that fell flat.

V572 Hair of Destiny

How shrewish is Ann Coulter that even Fox hardly gives her any air time?

http://thefastertimes.com/absurdnews/ inapewetrust

that's a good and somewhat comforting comparison – being a mean, stupid, worthless bully with a heart full of venom and a head full of shit can get you far, sure, but only so far; at some point people do actually tire of your incessant, pathetic sniping

http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

She seems to really know how to pick'em. First by joining a party (Alasakan Independence Party) some of whose members showed their geniuz by blowing themselves up with their own bomb and now the Teabaggers who showed their geniuz by threatening to economically blow themselves and the world up.*

*considering many of their supporters are on gubbiment assistance and live in Red States which are generally the poorest in the US America and depend heavily on the Feds (with monies mostly from Blue states)

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

threatening to economically blow themselves and the world up

And it's working! Earlier China's leading credit-rating agency downgraded US sovereign debt. Moodys is hanging with the triple A at least for the next 15 minutes of Teatard fame.

GOPCrusher

It's been fairly amazing to see the reports from around the world. Other countries are starting to say "WTF? Who are these assholes?"

"…I think Obama is kind of flirting with also, some government overreach. We are a rule of laws, not a rule of presidential fiats that I think President Obama would rather have sometimes, it seems.”
~$arah Palin

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train.

anniegetyerfun

I refuse to believe that she did not read that statement somewhere in a sarcastic context first, but failed to understand that it was meant to mock her, and simply read it back, proud of herself for having found a news source that she can trust (The Onion).

BaldarTFlagass

Man, it's frightfully dark there in Alaska, behind Sarah. I thought the sun didn't go down until October up there.

poncho_pilot

maybe, so. but the daughter goes down all year long.

SwanSwanH

Dance with the one that brung ya, girl.

chicken_thief

Just like ChubbyBristol on DWTS! That bear costume would do Mama G some good, too. Also.

freakishlywrong

What's up with her hair? Seriously, that is a maxi-pad sized bumpit, right there.

Limeylizzie

She has had it straightened as well, it looks ridiculous, she has the style and taste of a 21 year-old mallrat.

prommie

Remember when she went all Madonna, started wearing lacy sleaves and multiple chains and crucifixes? The absurd thing was, she was doing 80s Madonna, Sarah was dressing like her idol from back in college.

Limeylizzie

The only time she dressed well was when the RNC gave her all that money and she had a personal shopper and stylist, then she had some really lovely clothes, now she is on her own she looks so cheap , she is a ridiculous woman.

BaldarTFlagass

"A Ridiculous Woman"

Wasn't that some Meryl Streep acting showcase movie back in the 80s or 90s, multi-Oscar nominee, but lost out to Shanghai Surprise or Who's That Girl or something?

Limeylizzie

More like “A Woman of No Importance”.

prommie

I like that perfume she put out, Meryl Streep's "Versatility." A dingo got her baby, you know. My vision of hell is being forced to watch a movie starring both Meryl Streep AND Jodie Foster, the first woman to ever play a strong female character, dontcha know (she told me when she won an oscar one time). She's a national treasure.

Limeylizzie

I cannot watch Meryl Streep , so mannered, so actory, so beloved.

prommie

Oh thank you, I thought I was the only one on whom her supposed brilliance is utterly lost.

Limeylizzie

Judi Dench is the woman for me, I can watch her all day and never see any kind of trickery, everything is real.

Yes, yes and yes, I love Lena Olin I think she is woefully underestimated as an actress. Also, Helen Mirren( unbelievably good on stage also) and for the men Simon Russell Beale is astonishing but does almost no film, but if you ever get a chance to see him on stage just run and get tickets

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

I liked her as Julia Child, and in that one movie where she was the pedophile-priest-stalking Nun.

ChessieNefercat

Here's a handy tip from my SO:

If the video cover (theater poster?) has more than one woman, OR the title is written in flowing script, it is NOT a guy movie. Will not like.

Although I know a number of guys who for God knows what reason, kind of liked Mamma Mia. Hmm.

OurHoboSenator

I can see stupid from my house

freakishlywrong

Vladamir?

Gleem_McShineys

Putin rears his head; Palin heads her rear.

Steverino247

Good name for that segment: "The Deal" You show up, say some bullshit, get paid. Some deal.

BaldarTFlagass

"The government's broken down and nobody can move that Grizzly out of the square."
"Then make a deal."
"What kind of a deal?"
"A deal deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican. Business is business. Right?"

SorosBot

Yeah, Sarah, Obama would be "pallin' around with the terrorists", even though every single terrorist who has actually killed people in American history has been a right-winger. Hey, remember that fan of yours who tried to kill a Congresswoman last January, and killed nine bystanders? Or that fellow traveler in Norway who massacred about ninety people just a week ago? Or 9/11?

mumbly_joe

Well, there was the Symbionese Liberation Army, and I think Weather Underground did kill or injure one guy, despite their best efforts, but you're points still taken, since Weather Underground was waaay more adept at blowing themselves up than occupants of their intended targets- when was the last time that somebody bombing an abortion clinic or black church had the courtesy to call ahead and warn people not to stick around?

SorosBot

I thought the Weathermen only killed themselves, but maybe I missed someone, it was way before my time; if they did kill anyone, I'll amend that to "99.999% of terrorists who have actually killed people in American history have been right-wingers". And that goes all the way back to Nathan Bedford Forrest.

V572 Hair of Destiny

There was also Arthur Bremer, who shot George Wallace. And Lee Harvey Oswald was a communist of sorts. De Lillo's Libra is a wonderful book, by the way.

SorosBot

But Bremer was apolitical; he just wanted to assassinate someone to become famous.

V572 Hair of Destiny

I was in Asia when it happened and only heard about from wingnut buddies, who claimed Bremer was a librul. Just read up on him and, as you say, he just wanted to kill somebody. Thank goodness people like him are never denied access to guns.

not that Dewey

I totally heart Libra.

mumbly_joe

Sure. And even with groups like the SLA you kinda just have to take their word for it that they were left-wing, since they seemed more interested in kidnappings and robbing banks than anything recognizably leftist. No, even bona fide left-wing radicals in America sort of tend to be on the recieving end of bullets and bombs, rather than directing them at other people. (Of course hastening to add that MOVE had a shootout with the cops in the 70's as noted on said wiki page, although the details around it remain at dispute.)

In the balance, though? Yeah, upwards of 99% sounds about right, particularly once you include the entre century between the civil war and 1960's, in the south and the west.

freakishlywrong

They are "lone wolves" and she shoots those from helicopters. They are also "white".

SorosBot

We'll just ignore how Eric Rudolph managed to escape capture for so long because a bunch of fellow woman-haters in rural North Carolina sheltered him, or how several people tried to murder George Tiller before Scott Roeder succeeded.

mumbly_joe

Here's a good PROTIP: if your "lone wolf" is part of a group of people -however decentralized- that advocate violence in furtherance of a particular cause, and they have a website, and they call themselves the "The Army of [something]", then it's a pretty safe bet that your "lone wolf" ain't.

That happens to apply equally to Roeder and Rudolph. Same group, even. Rudolph and Roeder both had a vastly more established and organized support network than, say, Maj. Hassan or Faisal Shahzad, which is why Rudolph was able to stay on the run for a decade. Yet, one pair are both "lone wolf nuts" while the other are terrorist footsoldiers in an organized war against America. I wonder what the salient difference between the two is here, hmm.

GuanoFaucet

Yum, nothing like word salad and a cup of burning stupid for breakfast!

prommie

I love the shining immense pride she is showing, in her own, as she sees it, wit and cleverness. She could be W's sociopathic soul mate, he had that thing bad, he would smirk and make this "Hmph" noise when he said something stupid, a little "so there, how did you like that one" sound. Its funny, because you see them exulting in what they think is their brilliance, when they are being so so so fucking dumb and childish.

charlesdegoal

OK, but, let's face it, aren't we all exulting in what we think is our brilliance, much of which is actually dumb and childish?

prommie

Get out of here with your crazy self-awareness, you kook you.

prommie

And hey, on our dumbest and most childish days, we aren't THAT dumb and childish. Our exultation is justified, dammit.

FakaktaSouth

I am childish. I am not dumb enough for this shit, ever. Seeing things in this "relative to what" way – and hell, even "seeing yourself" in a world full of "other people" who do things "relative" to "situations" puts anyone SOOOOOO fucking far past anything these twats do, it is unreal. My poor mother (who was "just flipping by" the channel) went on a rampage on the phone this am about Bill O'Reilly and Bernie Goldberg going off last night on Liberals (and laughing in that superior way) for following along in lockstep to their overlords in anything they say, and especially when told that Teabaggers are terrorists. ON FOX FUCKING NEWS THEY SAY THIS???

When Coretta Scott King presented him with a portrait of MLK, Bush said "Thank you. I can't wait to hang it." Huh huh, get it, hang MLK. And he said it right to the widow's face, isn't that what makes it great?

If Obama had balls, Palin would be waking up in a crab cage at the bottom of the Bering Sea this morning.

metamarcisf

Meanwhile, 150 miles to the northeast, aboard the Cornelia Marie, the late Cap'n Phil's family of tweakers and crackheads are stuffing their latest skipper into a pot along with cod-bait and sending him to the bottom in hopes of catching enough Opelia to buy yet another ounce when they pull into Dutch Harbor.

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

That is rather uncharitable of you! The boys are tryin.'

The one I can't stand is that exploding alpha-primate Captain Keith. After this season, I understand why the Hillstrands wanted to kick his ass last year.

elviouslyqueer

2%, you stupid twat. 2 goddamn percent. Lemme translate what that means: nobody gives a fuck what you think.

Now go away, before somebody drops a moose on you.

jus_wonderin

And her little Todd too.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

Her entire response sounds like it was written by Sean Hannity. Hannity is a pathological liar and that is the same kind of shit he says everyday.

FakaktaSouth

How bout how long it took him to justify "what people have been doing forever" ya know, putting targets over sites, and then saying don't retreat – reload, and then a rightwinger crazy fuck shoots and kills people there. That shit happens ALL THE TIME, and yet, Sarah gets called out for her part of it. SO UNFAIR.

peaceshelly

Listening to Sarah Palin find focus with a topic and try to sound intelligent is kinda like listening to Miss Teen South Carolina explain String Theory.
The South Africans need maps and such.

peaceshelly

Isn't that the famous jacket she wore when she accepted the VP nom??? I think it is.

JoshuaNorton

Obviously, Palin makes the big bucks to report on the first thing that pops into her little mind, unconstrained by any facts and giving free rein to any prejudice she currrently has.

Or as Fux calls it, 'News".

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

as Fux callis it, 'News'.

Others might wonder if her pre-conscious wasn't still born or perhaps surgically removed by a moose antler.

http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

She is a "news contributor", which must mean she makes stuff that is turned into "news" by the FuxTron 2000 they run over there.

She did indeed! Those horrid Eyejiptuns are holdin' him hawstage and its sad because he was such a friend to Israel which matters more than if he kills people. Priorities donchaknow. What with the Jesus return thing.

metamarcisf

What she said was that she was 100% behind Mubarek's behind.

peaceshelly

She has slept since then.

riverside68

fuk her, and fuk the Senator from AZ that she rode in on.

(Sorry about that, this whole shit sandwich has got me down. I am tired of being a chump and sick of listening to asshats pontificate as though they knew the difference between fiscal restraint and whoring for plotocrats.)

x111e7thst

Whoring for plutocrats (aka sucking Kochs) is apparently easy and lucrative work if you can get it. Fiscal restraint not so much so.

http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

Pretty soon the US economy is going to come down to nothing other than Medicare importing Hova-rounds from China.

http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

Does this new Wimmin's Health Insurance stuff cover craniectomies?

MozakiBlocks

Well seeing her on Wonkette is a hell of a "Good Morning".

I'm going back to bed. Wake me when all these fuckers get raptured.

x111e7thst

I can never really make out whether St. Sarah of the Snows is giving us her take on some national political issue or just her famous mooseburger recipe. Does this make me a bad person?

MLite

She then added "and he's black." And Hannity nodded with enthusiasm. Then he went and John Edwards'ed her. Bristol will be having another baby in 9 months.

http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

Hey, it's SHARK WEEK!!! Why isn't this bitch out swimming?

Tundra Grifter

She jumped the shark years ago. While her daughter was busy jumping something else.

Negropolis

Yes, bones. The whole damned skeleton, in fact.

Toomush_Infer

Well, "shoot!"…. (hey, I'm back!….)

Beetagger

I knew she's rear her ugly head again soon…. when I saw Gabby Giffords getting so much media attention, I figured Palin would soon need her fix.

jus_wonderin

The difference is Gabby is recovering. There is no help for Twat Head.

Weenus299

I know she's got a mouth and vocal cords and shit, but I'm just sorry to heck that goshdarn it, I'm not listenin'.

OneYieldRegular

Get a room, you two.

NewYorkJew

Wasn't that Tina Fey?

jus_wonderin

Fey | Baldwin – 2012

http://livebythefoma.blogspot.com Pop_Socket

That Sara Benincasa routine is getting better and better, but there is no way even the real Sarah Palin could say something that stupid and convoluted.

mooncrushworld

What a complete cuntwiffle. She lives in a fairy tale world of failure and idiocy. Go back to filling Alaska with your twatdroppings, and then start a compound in Wasilla out of our sight, ya shrieking harpy.

BlueStateLibel

It's not like the teatards threatened to destroy the entire U.S. economy just like Osama bin Laden… oh wait, they did…

fartknocker

Kirsten,

In the future can you please start our mornings with something a tad more pleasant than Tundra Twat? Good lord knows you have plenty of material in NY, D.C. or whereever the Wonkette is based.

Secondly, what the hell is up with this book by Andrew Gross? It's on both sides of my Google machine screen and I find it irritating.

Thanks for considering my comments.

jus_wonderin

Has anyone called her a cunt yet? Cunt! STFU, also.

AJWjr.

I usually wait for SaintRond to do that, because he's so good at it.

widget2011

Sigh! Today all of us Un-Real Americans are terst. Un-named sources can never be identified, for all I know Rush Limbaugh is the "Un-named source", totally makes sense now.

widestanceroman

What in the hell kind of a GD collar is that winged thing beneath her helmet?

Is she doing lots of pills yet (cuz I'm so ready for her OD)?

Anybody else have a "new" troll follower named WrightRezko?

prommie

High-pitched queefing, thats what she does, its just high-pitched queefing. The LePetomaine of the Pussy.

BaldarTFlagass

She's gotta protect her phoney baloney job, gentlemen!

Schmannnity

Who are the other two vegetative relatives standing at her sides in the video?

dduke45

Will somebody puleeeeeeeze push this bitch off of the stage and into the orchestra pit?
She is so done.

SayItWithWookies

Wait — Bill Ayers was called a terrorist because he blew up a toilet in the Pentagon. Now, if that's what qualifies, then isn't Rick Perry just as much of a terrorist? And Ayers didn't even do it while someone was sitting on the john — Perry probably hurt some folks with his stupid pranks (a legacy he's continued as governor).

widget2011

I don't see dumb SOB Perry suceeding from the US now. Perhaps the other lower 48 should pump untreated sewage water to Texas and say " You treat the shit & make it drinkable, you just asked for water, you didn't say what kind. It's times like this (in Texas) I start to think to myyself, "maybe there is a god", but then I turn to CNN and say "I didn't think so".

SayItWithWookies

Don't fret — bad things happening in Texas is not proof of a deity. All that means is that if you piss in your bathtub, the next time you take a bath you're going to be sitting in a lot of pee — simple cause and effect.

NorthStarSpanx

According to House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) – you aren't a Republican unless you hurt some people.

fuflans

i watched with no sound to see if she really looked as bad as that still suggested.

she does.

what's going on with that? does she have a picture in the attic that's expiring or something?

bflrtsplk

"Palin around with terrist," is what she meant to say. Palin.

rocktonsam

this woman needs to get laid

Todd, do your job,also

El Pinche

If not, I'll terrorize her vagina with extreme prejudice.

NorthStarSpanx

Ick. Sarah and sex? With another person and not just with herself? Not even herself anymore.

I think she's going the way of Queen Elizabeth, re-branding herself as a Virgin Mother (since it isn't working with her daughter or daughter in law) so that as a sexless crone, she's somehow now qualified to rule the world.

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

Not many people know this, but Todd was a highly respected Astrophysicist at the University of Alaska before he met Sarah. Now he is a near-mute idiot. That's what happens when you try to fuck some sense into a 7th-level Succubus.

Sarah may want to be careful, trodding out that old "palling around with terrorists" meme. May blow up in her face when the discussion comes up about the President working with the Republiklans to raise the debt ceiling.

mavenmaven

Between making me watch that screechy Rios lady and then watching a clearly drugged up but still screechy hate filled Palin this morning, I think I'm "switching sides".

Redhead

Yeah, exactly! If tea partiers were terrorists they'd hang out with other terrorists, duh!!! Like Obama and terrorist people who do terrorist things, like shooting and bombing other people to progress an ideology or try to take down the government! You know, like that one guy in Norway a week ago… what was his name? The one who read all the teabagger books and quoted all the teabagger people and posted on the teabagger websites agreeing with them. Yeah, him. It sure is a good thing teabaggers don't hang out with terrorist people like him!

Troglodeity

It's like she's stalking Gaby Giffords.

OneYieldRegular

No kidding. I mean, if ever there was a time for silence…

Tundra Grifter

When Duh Guv'Nor appears on ClusterFox (The Media Wing of the GNoP) is she:

A. A paid employee of the network? And, just by the way, is there any other network that spends so much time "interviewing" its own employees?

B. A washed-up never-was, desperately clinging to some mirage of relevance?

C. A hack politician, appearing in an infomercial, attemping to jump-start another vanity campaign?

D. All of the above?

hagajim

Again I ask – WHO is this bitch?

WinterOuthouse

I wish I could shove Parah Sailin up Rupert's ass

ttommyunger

This pair of vapid twats nearly ruined what's left of my hearing. Never again! One of them talks through her nose and the other through her ass. All we needed for a horrific trio was Laura Ingraham's baritone.

http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

Laura Ingraham, The Coulter You'd Fuck.™

ttommyunger

Not even with your dick.

El Pinche

I'd rather fuck a wood chipper.

GOPCrusher

I hate myself for saying this, but it was pretty apparent that even Laura Ingraham was getting pissed when she was interviewing Michele Bachmann about why she refused to vote to raise the debt ceiling, and Michele basically refused to answer the question and stuck to her talking points. http://www.therightscoop.com/ingraham-goes-after-…

ttommyunger

Thanks for the link, but I'm all out of eye bleach and I have to operate a vehicle shortly.

Poindexter718

If you were a terrorist, he'd cold pop a cap in your ass since, after all, Barry's offed more terrorists than his predecessor, including Osama bin Sleeping with the Fishes, you fekking colostomy bag with glasses.

Schmegeg

If she were a real terrorist it would be my pleasure to introduce her to a bunch of Seals.

FlyOverGirl

Jesus effin' Christ. Now her hair salon gets a TV show. Gross.

NorthStarSpanx

The bar has been set for three years now, low bars lets the Bachmanns, Cains, Pauls, Breitbarts and Jessica Beehives in.

Badonkadonkette

Oh, she's just being Sarah. She probably tells Piper and Willow that if they were real Palins, they'd be knocked up by a half-stranger by now.

El Pinche

Sarah Palin is starting to look like a novice tranny .

Nostrildamus

Palin is America's zit. So goddamn irritating you got to pick on her, even when you know you should leave it alone.

http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

I'll bet Biden called the TP'ers "errorists", which is pretty accurate.

keepem_sikanpor

I must be mad at myself today to have listened to this pile of shit. What a miserable cunt she is.

HedonismBot

Ya know, it's funny, but I don't even feel like defending Obama anymore. She hates him because she is paid to hate him. I dislike him because he is a spineless quisling corporate sellout. She annoys me, but he betrayed me. Her tacky insults about our president really don't bother me anymore.

MiniMencken

Hey, Sarah, look at this handy-dandy little map The Econpmist put up recently: http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/08…
That means that over the last 20 years, averaged out, each Alaskan has received about $100,000.oo more in benefits from the Federal government than they have paid in. This, in a state that distributes oil profits to its residents. Not a bad little grift, eh? You betcha!

VeraSevera

"Hello…my name is Wonkette…"
(chorus of voices) "Hello, Wonkette."
"…and I'm an Palin-holic."
(chorus of voices) "You're home here, Wonkette."
"I've been clean and sober for nearly 8 hours now…and, gawd willing, with your support, I'll go a whole day without a single story or reference or mention of Sarah Palin…."
(chorus of voices) "You go girl."
"I'd like to thank, above all, my sponsor. Michelle…where are you?…Michelle Bachmann, I'd never be able to do it without you. Stand up, Michelle."
(chorus of voices) "Yea, Michelle. You keep her off that Palin, okay?"
"…and I'd also like to thank…"
(voice from the back) "Excuse me. I smell Palin on your breath….Tell the truth…you did another Palin story just before you came to the meeting, didn't you?"
"I know, I know, I know….I'm such a loser…but she NEEDS me….I can't help it…."

Now that people are starting not to care, expect Palin to twist the knob off the amplifier when it won't go past 10.

holyfuckstick

If you pause the video at the right spot you get one frame of Hannity fellating her strap-on.

Warpde

Sarah Palin?
Who the fuck is Sarah Palin?
Does she swallow?
If not I really don't care.

lulzmonger

tmlafb;se

(too much like a fucking buzz-saw; saved ears)

Also, that is hands-down the ugliest fucking hat I have ever seen.

Negropolis

I think she's sensing her own electoral mortality. She realizes like the rest of us that in a few months, she'll be forced into doing "leadership" speeches at local Holiday Inns on the side of the highway.

Negropolis

She literally looks to be shrinking. Evil shrieking will do that to you, I guess.

http://intensedebate.com/moderate/139022 GeoatBeck

She has that right, Obama would have Tea Party Czars everywhere.

HollidayB

Has she apologized to Gabby Giffords yet?

DaSandman

Ah…good point.

BaldarTFlagass

It always does that early, it'll catch up.

http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

Unlike Gov. Quittygrift, who has no trouble commenting without having viewed anything at all.

fartknocker

Thank you HistoryFeline. I'll add your recommendation to my Must Read list. Dirty, Sexy Politics sounds like a fun read. Being a boring guy, I'm currently reading "How the States Got Their Shapes."

prommie

Hey, I didn't get a harumph out of him!

Steverino247

Gentlemen, rest your sphincters.

SorosBot

If there's one thing that makes me miss the downfisting, it's the blogwhoring. And trolls. Sorry, if there's two things that make me miss downfisting…