Posted - 04/11/2011 : 16:44:40 every were we go every were we go people always ask us peopple always ask us who we are who we are so we tell them so we tell them we are toronto fans we are toronto fans mighty mighty toronto fans.

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OILINONTARIO

Posted - 04/13/2011 : 14:34:10 Her maiden name wouldn't happen to be Campbell, would it? If so, sounds like an egregious conflict of interest to me.

The Oil WILL make the playoffs in 2012.

fat_elvis_rocked

Posted - 04/13/2011 : 08:23:42 I appreciate the conspiracy angles and the 'The Sahis'(my new description for any on ice incident that can't be explained using natural physics....or reason), but I'm pretty sure it was a headshot plain and simple.

Mrs. FatElvis is most definitely a goon, brought up from the minors for her penchant for pugilism, and thug-like tactics!

ToXXiK1

Posted - 04/13/2011 : 08:18:10 Due to the grainy footage, it's looks to come from the back, forcing the head to snap. But FBI coverage of said projectile say there was only one, fuelling the ongoing debate of the grassy knoll in the east upper deck of the Dallas arena. Conspiracy theorists are convinced that there had to be more than one and that the Men in Black (aka Bettman & Co.) are launching a massive cover up to deflect attention from the obvious facts.

nuxfan

Posted - 04/13/2011 : 08:04:07 are you sure it was a headshot? Or was it more of a glancing blow to the neck, ear, and upper lip that made the head shoot backwards, thus appearing to be a headshot? I hear its hard to tell the difference...

fat_elvis_rocked

Posted - 04/12/2011 : 21:35:44

quote:Originally posted by Guest8149

Not a hockey response (but neither is this post), but I think guest6378 and FatElvis are one and the same!

You could be right! Just the other night I was complaining to Mrs. FatElvis about the violence in hockey, when she blindsided me with a headshot, into the stanchion(you guys probably call it a refrigerator, but around here it's a stanchion), slew footed me, and when I tried to get up, she threw her helmet off, said, "shut the f*** up Sally!", and then hit me when I was down, clearly an aggressor penalty that didn't get called!!

Ever since then, I've been missing periods of time, but when I come to, I have this nagging feeling, I've been using atrocious grammar, with a total disregard for spelling and punctuation!!!

Help, I think I may be concussed and am having memory loss.(blank stare)Help, I think I may be concussed and am having memory loss.(blank stare)Help, I think I may be concussed and am having memory loss.

Guest8149

Posted - 04/12/2011 : 19:21:58 Not a hockey response (but neither is this post), but I think guest6378 and FatElvis are one and the same!

slozo

Posted - 04/12/2011 : 08:35:38 I can 100% assure you, the poster is NOT a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.