COURTNEY LOVE is, without doubt, the most insane person on planet Earth right now. More insane than an attic filled with Robert Mugabe’s self-portrait pyjamas.

If you missed it, Courtney has been saying that Dave Grohl tried to hump her daughter, Frances Bean. She also said that Grohl has a ‘rapey’ thing going on. Grohl dismissed the claims while Frances, the child Courtney had with Nirvana death boy Kurt Cobain, has called for twitter to ban her mother.

Ostensibly, everyone has slowly turned their back on the Hole frontwoman because she’s not only insane, but impressively annoying with it too. While our backs are collectively turned, Love has now started shouting again… and this time, she’s sorry.

Courtney has taken to twitter (AGAIN) to apologised to Frances and appears to have conceded that the story was untrue, saying: “Bean sorry I believed the gossip.Mommy loves you”. Of course, this being Courtney Love, there’s absolutely no apology for Dave Grohl – the most likeable man in rock currently.

Away from twitter, Love spat in the direction of the New York Post that “Dave’s a piece of shit, but he’s a really good drummer”, adding that she was “certainly not going to retract anything”. You’d think that someone may whisper in her ear and tell her that she might save a bit of face and say sorry – however insincere – to Cobain’s former bandmate, right?

Instead, she’ll continue to turn into a rock equivalent of Colonel Kurtz – holed up, paranoid and increasingly mental. Just remember all this when she inevitably dies before her time and she gets turned into a saint. Okay?