Hell is paved with good intentions

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Someone was banging against our garage door today, my sister goes to check and sees it’s a kid around maybe 10 or so from our neighbor, maybe younger. Anyway, she tells him to stop it and turns out he was banging because he heard our dog. Ok, retard.

Anyway, he then comes back after a bit with a STICK and his maid trailing behind him, and does it again, my sister says “what are you doing?? Why do you have a stick??”

His reply?

“Because there’s a dog”

Ok, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce for you the inbred retards of this place (I’m not exaggerating or lying about the inbreeding)

I wish I was there to beat him senseless with the stick.

Ah and yea, this is pretty much daily life in this country, the good people are so rare and hard to find because they like to stay away from these primitive idiots.

A little backstory of these inbred mother fuckers (LOL this could be a literal phrase – the mother fuckers part):

1. They are religious

2. They breed in bulk non-stop (contraceptives is a no-no or something they’ve never heard of – no guys, I’m not exaggerating)

3. They are uneducated

4. They believe they will go to Heaven (no, seriously, these people believe that! Even though they treat animals HORRIBLY and their house-keepers and everyone else they consider of a “lower nationality” like they are dirt)

Dear God, if you are there, how about having a car run over such people and leave them paralyzed and then have their parents dump them in the corner and rot in their own filth.

For my GDES 242 – Digital Imaging class, we had to do 3 things. First off, decide on a company/business concept we want to create. I decided on creating a toy company, I mean, hello! Who doesn’t like toys? xD

The first thing we had to do was design a logo that’d fit out company. My toy business would have a cutesy Chibi/Anime kinda feel to it. After various sketches, this is what I came up with & decided to represent my “company”:

Secondly, we had to now create a poster to advertise our company with (posters… My fave part! :D)

This are the stocks I used, all from DeviantArt.

Next, we had to design a brochure/small magazine spread for our business (click on the thumbnails to view them larger):