Sweet Jesus! Uh, I think that was supposed to be pro-OSU...right? I ask because if Benny and I were going to make a video mocking OSU, the two clips would be identical!

On the other hand, I can understand why the Tosu fan/car owner in the clip was so bummed to say good-bye to the ol' "Diddy 1." I mean, just look at that ride, folks. Two words: Babe machine. He probably had to beat them off with a stick.

Oh, and no, we didn't even notice the owner of the "Diddy 1" was sporting a Buckstache.

I'm shocked that there wasn't a double-wide in the background. Props to my man!

Seriously though, my first thought was that this video had to have been done by a Michigan fan just to bust on the buckstachers, but now I find myself questioning that thought. The only thing that could possibly make this more painful is to find out that he is a school teacher.

I'm fairly sure that this is not a joke video, in the sense that the message sent was not the one intended, for a few reasons:

A) No tears were shed by the owner, no regret or bitterness, because they beat Michigan. If they had lost to Michigan, the video would be top-heavy with pictures of victories the car went to. That and the car would have been executed, rather than put to rest.

B) The surrounding area of the car, and everything in the distance, is flat. I live in Illinois, and every time I look out the window of an office building, I can see over Ohio and well into Pennsylvania and West Virgina. That's assuming of course if the steel mills or Charlie Weis isn't blocking my view.

C) The car was autographed.

Now, I have doubts that this video is authentically OSU fan-born, for the following:

A) No viking funeral pyre for the car on a makeshift boat of styrofoam coolers and old ratty couches out into the Hoover Reservoir.

Interesting dissection, Walrus. I want so bad for this to be a joke, not in sympathy for a Buckfans everywhere, but in hope for mankind. I don't think it is, however.

I'm in the SOuth, so I don't have a winter beater vs. summer car like a lot of you yankees do, but I'm guessing this is the winter beater you drive to tOSU games when you don't want your normal winter beater to get torched. Either that, or the true identity of Orson's Subcomandante Wayne has been discovered.

Not only do those Ohioans proudly display something that was built in Michigan, but an extinct Michigan product nonetheless.

And what about the nerve to oust Kitty Hawk, North Carolina as the true birthplace of avaition? I mean, if the rising methane of Ohio residents' asses didn't make flight impossible, then the Wright Brothers wouldn't have had to leave their Dayton bicycle shop to test their new machine.

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