Jamie Kennedy is doing full frontal

According to this thing I got in my e-mail, Jamie Kennedy will be going full frontal in his latest film Finding Bliss with Leelee Sobieski, Denise Richards and Ron Jeremy. Sounds like a winner. It’s opening at the 14th Annual Gen Art Film Festival so if have some weird fascination with D-list penis, you’d probably want to go.

Personally, I don’t want to know anything about it. I’d rather give Teri Hatcher a hand job. It already freaks me out that Jamie Kennedy is dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. That’s almost as unnatural as mixing bacon with chocolate ice cream which, coincidentally, is what Jennifer Love Hewitt has for breakfast on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.