Back on the Fourth of July in 1776, some of the most revolutionary minds of the era gathered in a Philadelphia hall to sign into action what is considered by historians to be the greatest break-up text of all time: the Declaration of Independence. With that in mind, I wish all of you Americans on the site a happy a safe Independence Day. USA!

KNOCK KNOCK IT'S LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE BALD EAGLES HAVE ARRIVED HIDE YOUR TEA AND YOUR FOREIGN AFFAIRS BECAUSE WE'RE INVADING AND IGNORING WHAT'S HAPPENING IN OUR COUNTRY ALRIGHT BLESS AMERICA AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR

jk though. we have our ups and downs but it's decent here so happy birthday USA and thank you, international buddies. you right though josh let freedom ring.

Fun fact, the Declaration of Independence wasn't fully signed until as late as August, however, it was drafted on July 4th. Old Georgie read it in front of a city hall, and it sparked such a fire that it inspired the colonials to knock over a statue of King George III, which they afterwards smelted for as much as 42,000 musket balls!

It's that fire-like passion that fueled our pursuit for independence, and that I believe continues to fuel our desire for freedom, liberty, and justice. Love you, United States, stay beautiful!