The highlights: "Wooow" being said at the same time as "The female body, studied and appreciated as art for a long time"; "Not only is Courtney Force attractive, she's also very athletic-looking"; "Looks like her Mustang ran out of gas! I'd prolly stop and help her out. Just maybe." Oh, and then the "it's a very big honor" that sort of underscores why a woman posing nude is rarely ever "honored" instead of "leered at" by the male gaze.

Force went on to win the heat by 0.0058 seconds, which amounted to about three feet of the track, before bowing out in the event's semifinals.