Lindsay Lohan is So Desperate For a Comeback She Called WHO?!

When she hasn’t been “modeling” or letting her implants flop out poolside, Lindsay Lohan has ben busy making calls to try and resurrect her deflated career.

Who would you think she’d be calling? Maybe her ol’ buddy Tina Fey or Jane Fonda or one of the many other powerful people who vouched for Lindsay years ago when she was working with a semi-full deck, but no. She’s gone for one of the only people in the biz who’s possibly more laughable than her.