The Shortlist for Oct. 13

Yet another alleged stalker/intruder/possible actor paid to make Paris Hilton appear popular was caught outside the socialite's home Tuesday. Apparently, the sneaky, would-be killer rode up to her property on a bicycle, "snuck past a guard" and knocked on her front door. Scary. In August, a much more menacing pseudo "bed intruder" showed up on her yard with a knife, and earlier this year, "bling ring" burglars started their celebrity burgling series at Paris' house because they knew she kept a key to her multi-million dollar mansion under her front door mat. Where is Antoine Dodson when you need him? (CeleBuzz)