Rapper Soulja Boy has been hit with a paternity suit by a young fan he allegedly impregnated 5 years ago. TMZ.com reports paternity docs were filed by one Diamond Shantaniece Mackey, who says Soulja Boy is the father of her 5-year-old son, Portlon. Yes, she named the child Portion.

As proof of their intimate romp in the sack, Diamond provided a photo taken in 2007 in a hotel room where she claims she took a pregnancy test which came back positive.

The photo supposedly shows her breaking the happy news to the expectant father — who doesn’t seem very pleased. The photo was taken before Soulja Boy’s fame soared to worldwide heights with his first hit single “Crank That”.

Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number.

But Diamond says she always knew Portion was Soulja Boy’s spawn. TMZ reports she even told her case worker the father’s name after Portion was born.

If Diamond wins her case a judge will likely force Soulja Boy to liquidate his assets such as his luxury vehicles and shoe boxes of gaudy jewelry.

She is just a cycle of bad decisions. Sex woth Souljia boy, naming her son Portion, etc.

She should take him on Paternity Court

FuturedocDonte

Is that a bow on diamonds head

Caramel Rain

FuturedocDonte says:

Portlon. Yes, she named the child Portion.
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Is it portlon or portion
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either way its bad. But you caught on to that also?! I think the lil girl was going for Portland. Like Portland, Or

http://www.landofpure.net ™

portion
? Use Portion in a sentence
por·tion
[pawr-shuhn, pohr-] Show IPA
noun
1.
a part of any whole, either separated from or integrated with it: I read a portion of the manuscript.
2.
an amount of food served for one person; serving; helping: He took a large portion of spinach.
3.
the part of a whole allotted to or belonging to a person or group; share.
4.
the part of an estate that goes to an heir or a next of kin.
5.
Literary. something that is allotted to a person by God or fate.

wonder how old she is, she looked SUPER young in that pic of them together
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Like 12 to be exact.
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In 2007 soulja boy was 17 about to be 18. He might have just avoided to cut of making a charge

FuturedocDonte

Sup chan

IsThisThingOn…

Caramel Rain says:

@ Chan.. Dont be draggin the Lord in this

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They NEED the Lord in this

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

Can’t wait to get to Busboys and Poets today. Gotta get my drank on for the 2014 baybeh

Trendsetter

Chan

Gigi26

This dirty foot bytch right chea OMGAWD

JUST WRONG. From the name to her 5 dollar sandals, to her name. To fukkin Soulja boy raw, to her whole entity.

The epitome of a dirty foot.

FuturedocDonte

Lord ima be singing that song All day thanks to Chan

Trendsetter

Gigi26 says:

This dirty foot bytch right chea OMGAWD

JUST WRONG. From the name to her 5 dollar sandals, to her name. To fukkin Soulja boy raw, to her whole entity.

The epitome of a dirty foot.
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http://www.landofpure.net ™

yall ever go byke & read really old SR post??

A.J.

The epitome of a dirty foot.
___________ @ Gigi

Gigi26

Where her momma at? She fukkin in hotel rooms when she should’ve been doing her science project for class. BUM BYTCH!!!

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

@ Gigi, lmao @ dirty foot……where you from? I ain’t heard that since the streets of Pensacola.

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of, she should’ve NEVERRRR went public with this. At least go to the nearest Walmart and take some professional passport pics…This shyt ain’t doing her no type of justice

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

@GiGi, that’s whats up. I just moved up here and I love it. It’s just too damn cold. I fell in love with 14th and U St tho!

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I left this downstairs before noticing that I was in there alone:

So @ 3 this morning I get a text from a number that I don’t recognize that says “when would you like your Christmas gift”. I write back, who is this and what is this gift that you are speaking of. I get a picture, with a caption that says “The Box”

O_o

countrytexasgal

Gigi26 says:

NO SHEETS ON THE MATTRESS!! EWWW
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i say if you can’t lay me on a decent bed, you can’t lay me at tall

Gigi26

@Chan: Dc is aight, it has its moments I love U street too, it reminds me of home! Yeah you from the South so yeah lol I’m used to this cold

A.J.

Smonae happy holidays love.

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

@ Smonae – What’s good in the hood!

Trendsetter

Smonae

Gigi26

i say if you can’t lay me on a decent bed, you can’t lay me at tall
—————————— OKAY!!! He treated her just like a straight $5 dolla hooker and she up there smiling like she won Ole dummy ass broad

Heeey Smonae!

goat76

They look like siblings. SB been out for over 5 yrs, I didn’t think he would last as long as he did. Never should have underestimated the power of bad decision making by the youth.

Caramel Rain

Smonae

OMG Gigi

IsThisThingOn…

iAmChan says:

IsThisThingOn… says:

Morning, Chan (is this an existential question)

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It’s too early to be having me google definitions, lmao. I was wondering if you are a recycled poster with a new name, or if Ive seen ya font before, that’s all.
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Oh okay,
No, not recycled. I just happened to catch registration one day after lurking for a long time. I enjoy the humor here and would often come to Sandra’s site for a little ‘balance’ on those days I may have felt like unleashing my inner “Spreewell” on these corporate vipers… ’tis all.

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

ex·is·ten·tial? egzi?stenCH?l/

adjective: existential

1. of or relating to existence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

good morning loves

good morning sandra!

Maybe she had stopped the process b/c they were still smashing and it took this long. I never cared to know if lame ass was gay or straight. He has always been a lame to me especially since he said hewas in love with kat stacks.

Who Dat

Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number

he got used to us being at home just that quickly on that lil 5 day break

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

since we are 70+ comments in what ill the topic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

I think the boy’s name is Portlon not Portion

IsThisThingOn…

Smonae!

Who Dat

This bish is killing me fuggin softly in pic one. Biting her lip like “yeahhhhh…team THIS” and heffa got on dingy socks and crochet braids. Prolly got them perm lint balls on the bottom of them bishes.

I cant.
I wont
I am unable.

http://www.landofpure.net ™

Via Financial Juneteenth reports:

Someone I know works closely with a Jewish businessman. One day, the two had an honest conversation, in which the Jewish man asked, “Do you know what my Jewish friends call the black community?”

My friend said, “No, what do they call us?”

He replied, “We call you liquid money. The same way that water falls out of a man’s hands, money typically seeps out of a black person’s hands the same way. Your community gets money and immediately gives it all away to people who aren’t black. We see that as a huge business opportunity.”

He then used the example of many black people on payday or when we get our tax refunds. He noted how we’ll go to an Indian business to cash the check, an Asian hair salon, a corner store owned by Arabs and a department store owned by whites. He explained how, when it’s all said and done, these other business people are waiting like hungry animals to eat our bank accounts as if we are the prey.

my my my!

A.J.

Razzle Dazzle hey lady

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

I think the boy’s name is Portlon not Portion

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Let us have our fun Razz…..stop being a party pooper, geez.

IsThisThingOn…

Gigi26 says:

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of, she should’ve NEVERRRR went public with this. At least go to the nearest Walmart and take some professional passport pics…This shyt ain’t doing her no type of justice

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“cabin door”

WHY??????????

http://www.landofpure.net ™

Prolly got them perm lint balls on the bottom of them bishes.

Razz & ITTO

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Where did she take this picture at? Harriet Tubman’s underground railroad log cabin
As for Soldier Boy and guess he didn’t pull out and he YULLLLL’D in her

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is a project unit door.

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

This bish is killing me fuggin softly in pic one. Biting her lip like “yeahhhhh…team THIS” and heffa got on dingy socks and crochet braids.
_____________________________ You think she got ‘em dirty on the cabin dirt flo?
@Chan if she is a midget that explains how she got pregnant. You know them SPEDS and midget be fass

http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number

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That’s some ol Tiger Woods type chit right there! My nigga!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Y’all!!! I didn’t think y’all werre still going in on her!

Hey AJ! HEy Fay!

A.J.

Jenie hey babe!

Caramel Rain

He then used the example of many black people on payday or when we get our tax refunds. He noted how we’ll go to an Indian business to cash the check, an Asian hair salon, a corner store owned by Arabs and a department store owned by whites. He explained how, when it’s all said and done, these other business people are waiting like hungry animals to eat our bank accounts as if we are the prey.

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true tho. Income tax ppl run straight to the car lot, or the hair store.. Sad. We must do better. Those up top aint making out sterotypes any better tho.

A.J.

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is a project unit door.
___________ I am unable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Chan if she is a midget that explains how she got pregnant. You know them SPEDS and midget be fass
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Caramel Rain

Who Dat says:

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is a project unit door
*************
project brickssssss

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

Does Solja still have a twitter? Lemme go check, cuz I may have some trolling to do.

Who Dat

This dude love a chick named Diamond dont he?

And they stay looking like a dayum glass shard.

Caramel Rain

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

This bish is killing me fuggin softly in pic one. Biting her lip like “yeahhhhh…team THIS” and heffa got on dingy socks and crochet braids.
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You think she got ‘em dirty on the cabin dirt flo?
@Chan if she is a midget that explains how she got pregnant. You know them SPEDS and midget be fass
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them is twist dreads not crochet braids. I think Dont matter. ish still funny

Eye of Heart

I think the boy’s name is Portlon
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Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

Gigi26

That is a project unit door.
——————————— and she got the boy posing in front of it barefoot while she wears her slippas I want to find and smack this broad!

Smonae

AJ Christmas was good, my baby was on 10 all dayum day

Caramel Rain

Diamond alleges that Soulja Boy took a home DNA test and texted her a picture of a 0% sign and then changed his cell phone number

*********** She wasnt with him when he took the home DNA test? DOnt the baby gotta be there tho?

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

Eye of Heart says:

I think the boy’s name is Portlon
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Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

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A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?

A.J.

Ya’ll get on my nerves, is it because the child is barefoot that they in the community projects?

My friend wanted me to ask so…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Y’all want to know what I do with my refund? I put a large PORTION of it in savings. One PORTION of the remaining amount is for bills, and the last PORTION is used for a road trip/flight somewhere for my birfday.

Smonae

Gigi I saw that ****, that bish def rode the short bus

IsThisThingOn…

™ says:

Razz & ITTO

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Hey, Fay! Happy Friday!

Ni ni

Poor thing doesnt seem to have any guidance. Look like her mama, grandma, or auntee should have stepped up to help her get a paternity test years ago

Caramel Rain

iAmChan says:

Eye of Heart says:

I think the boy’s name is Portlon
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Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

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A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?

**************
SHUT UP CHAN
beef and poke mixture

http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Dummy you just know acting on it tho. You don let his a$$ get broke now Girl Bye

Caramel Rain

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

Y’all want to know what I do with my refund? I put a large PORTION of it in savings. One PORTION of the remaining amount is for bills, and the last PORTION is used for a road trip/flight somewhere for my birfday
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see what you did there?

http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Her name Diamond too

Smonae

Razzle hey hun
Taken
Kdubb
Man
Goat
Tami
Tex
Jenie

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Who said that baby name sound like a piece of cube steak
And yes she appears to be staying in a project efficiency
His t-shirt say still doing it. Still doing whet? Waiting on his kid diddy to claim him Put some shoes on him before he need a tetnus shot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

iAmChan says:

Eye of Heart says:

I think the boy’s name is Portlon
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Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn
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I think she may have been aiming at somethink like Portland but wanted to be slightly unique

Who Dat

Portlon…A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I hate Chan. I hate Chan…

Eye of Heart

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

Who said that baby name sound like a piece of cube steak
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I didn’t say what cut tho

Gigi26

Her name Diamond too
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They should’ve named her Zirconia

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

The nigga is a porterloin!

Caramel Rain

Ni ni says:

Poor thing doesnt seem to have any guidance. Look like her mama, grandma, or auntee should have stepped up to help her get a paternity test years ago

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True. Its really a sad case b/c this is far too common in our communities. These kids are lost.

Ms Peaches

(Futuredoc) Ok I see what she was trying to do here she was going for a [pawr•SHAWN]. It’s all I’m enunciation

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Good mornin everybody!!! Killin me softly with this here^

Who Dat

And actually if you Google her name and the name “Portion”…other media outlets are saying THAT is the kid name.

Portion. Child of Pink Ice Shakanunuiece.

Gigi26

Portlon…A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?
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This kid will struggle for the rest of his life because of that dere name! I hate her dirty foot ass!

Eye of Heart

iAmChan says:

Eye of Heart says:

I think the boy’s name is Portlon
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Like that’s better. :loll: Sound like a fuggin cut of meat or somn

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A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?

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Prolly so Chan. You posed to do better now that youse a GranPappy, Chan!

FuturedocDonte

So y’all ain’t Gon say nothing about them being on that brown mattress with no sheets Ok. I’m not either

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

San ah make ya dance says:

Dummy you just know acting on it tho. You don let his a$$ get broke now Girl Bye
——————— Right and I bet her aye-nee (cause I don’t know any other way to spell it with out it looking like something else lol), mammy and granny was all somewhere talking about her.

Who Dat

Her name Diamond too
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They should’ve named her Zirconia

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cracked Windshield

Milky

@ this childs name!

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

Please don’t let me have any more kids….and if I do, steer me away from the ratchet and hoodboogers in disguise.

http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

They should’ve named her Zirconia
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A.J.

I think she may have been aiming at somethink like Portland but wanted to be slightly unique
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I don’t get technical from her maybe a piece of meat at Ryan’s Country Buffet and just don’t know any better.

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

But I am with everyone else. Why step up now and say something? Because he Maury’d you with a Walgreens/CVS test? Ashy Tiffany

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup

Diamond Shantaniece Mackey, who says Soulja Boy is the father of her 5-year-old son, Portlon.
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I mean… His Eye Is on the Sparrow is a very touching song and one of my faves, butterum…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Dubb I googled and I got Portlon on four diff sites

Eye of Heart

Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

Caramel Rain

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

Who said that baby name sound like a piece of cube steak
And yes she appears to be staying in a project efficiency
His t-shirt say still doing it. Still doing whet? Waiting on his kid diddy to claim him Put some shoes on him before he need a tetnus shot

**************
I really dont like you. Dont make me laugh. I got stuff going on.
But that SEW true. Gigi said they live in a log cabin

http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Sandra, that first pic look some child p0rn tho!

Take that chit down.

http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Right and I bet her aye-nee (cause I don’t know any other way to spell it with out it looking like something else lol), mammy and granny was all somewhere talking about her.
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Her a$$ must wasn’t listening cause I’m sure someone been told her to cash in

IsThisThingOn…

Caramel Rain says:

She wasnt with him when he took the home DNA test? DOnt the baby gotta be there tho?

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Caramel are you really gonna try to make this make sense? You’re trying to bring logic to the situation, and logic is like, ‘nah I’m good, they good’

Who Dat

and if I do, steer me away from the ratchet and hoodboogers in disguise.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
They dont be in disguise.

They be standing right in front of the wooden door in the projects.

Str8tUpMenace

This whole damn story is all types of ignant f*ckery gone all the way wrong.

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

I’d like a Portion of mashed potatoes and gravy with my porterloin steak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

FuturedocDonte says:

So y’all ain’t Gon say nothing about them being on that brown mattress with no sheets Ok. I’m not either
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A.J.

So y’all ain’t Gon say nothing about them being on that brown mattress with no sheets
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Aint that chit dirty lookin? Dirty socks on her feet… It’s a lot to take in all at once.

FuturedocDonte

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is a project unit door.
—- WHO MADE THE FIRST COMMENT. Like u can’t tell she live in Magnolia or some shait

http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

She looks like a young, pre-surgery Lil Kim in the second pic.
(I think that’s a compliment)

Gigi26

@DONTE: we covered that PORTION already

Well shall drag this dirty foot by her 18 inch bss hair to the depths of hood hell for this bullshyt she trying to come out with.

Caramel Rain

A.J. says:

I think she may have been aiming at somethink like Portland but wanted to be slightly unique
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I don’t get technical from her maybe a piece of meat at Ryan’s Country Buffet and just don’t know any better.

***************** buffets are the WORST! (except Chinese Super King buffet and when Quincy’s was around )

yall can have that Golden Corral Mess

Who Dat

Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Could be a Condemned unit.

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

@ Man, you talking about the pic in which her head looks the size of a Macy’s parade balloon?

Caramel Rain

FuturedocDonte says:

And yall see that cabin door she posin in front of
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is a project unit door.
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WHO MADE THE FIRST COMMENT. Like u can’t tell she live in Magnolia or some shait
*******
3rd ward

Eye of Heart

iAmChan says:

I’d like a Portion of mashed potatoes and gravy with my porterloin steak.

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Stop Chan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

iAmChan says:

Please don’t let me have any more kids….and if I do, steer me away from the ratchet and hoodboogers in disguise.
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All you gotta do is have a five min convo and ask her about what she do.

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

But the baby face up there tho. It’s so much struggle going on up there in the background
Let me make some phone calls. Hello.. Maybe I speak to Sally Struthers??? Yea uh you round here feeding foreign kids for 2 cents a day. It’s a little boy off Holloway Pkwy that is living in an underground railroad project mansion with no shoes on.
START THERE

Gigi26

Like how you have a wooden door in the 2013 going to the 14?! WHYYYY

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

Who said her door was made from rejected scraps of wood from random HGTV shows?

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

*Hollowell

IsThisThingOn…

“A mix between a porterhouse and a pork loin?”
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ooooh, grilled porterhouse steak for new year’s…
*daydreams*

Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq

I Maury & his fawkery

Gigi26

Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Could be a Condemned unit.
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THAT IS IT. I’m leaving

Eye of Heart

Who going to Golden Corral to try out they PORTERLOIN this weekend?

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini? says:

All you gotta do is have a five min convo and ask her about what she do.

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What answers am I trying to avoid? Takes out notebook……

Gigi26

Does this bytch live in a shed?

Eye of Heart

Who Dat says:

Why that door made of spare pieces of wood?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Could be a Condemned unit
____________

I hatechew!

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Could be a Condemned unit.
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They living in a reject Habitat for Humanity house
Portion Cube Steak Habitat for Humanity folks

Eye of Heart

Gigi26 says:

Does this bytch live in a shed?
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Why Gigi? WHYYYY

Who Dat

Like how you have a wooden door in the 2013 going to the 14?! WHYYYY

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In the south…not sure how it is up north…in the projects the unit next door to your azz can be condemned…but YOU live right next door. I done seen where every unit on a ROW been boarded up. Except one.

1. Beyonce still number one and serenade a young lady for her dying wish
2. Tamar posted a pic of her new diamond ring
3. New Years is coming

Caramel Rain

IsThisThingOn… says:

Caramel are you really gonna try to make this make sense? You’re trying to bring logic to the situation, and logic is like, ‘nah I’m good, they good’
***********
@This Thing.. Girl I had to re-read it! How that hell you gone take a DNA test at home, without me and the kid there, TEXT ME BCK a 0%?

Just like dudes want to see you pee on the stick, I wanna see you swab your cheeks. And dont you have to send that off to a lab or something? Ok No more logic. My head hurtin I’m done thinking

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

Does this bytch live in a shed
_____________________________ Gigi
Bob Villa made it

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

Who Dat

Who going to Golden Corral to try out they PORTERLOIN this weekend?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cause if ANYBODY got it…GC has it.

http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Mackey has filed legal documents alleging that Soulja is one of two men she slept with at the time of conception, the other man being of mixed race– which her baby is not.

She also says that the kid actually bears resemblance to the rapper, and she has witnesses that can attest to their relationship.
————— She said which her baby is not mixed

Eye of Heart

iAmChan says:

I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

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Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently?

MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

She also says that the kid actually bears resemblance to the rapper, and she has witnesses that can attest to their relationship.
_______________________
Her confused trying to figure out who the diddy is
Baby first words YULLLLE
It’s solider boy

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

Eye of Heart says:

Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently?

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Naw naw naw…..not today. That’s my ace, my tag team partna!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:

I Maury & his fawkery
—————-
Hoodbooger

Deadbeat

“…And the paternity test determined that you are NOT the father!!!”

Hoodbooger <—really says boo hoo running off stage

Deadbeat

Caramel Rain

Who Dat says:

Like how you have a wooden door in the 2013 going to the 14?! WHYYYY

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In the south…not sure how it is up north…in the projects the unit next door to your azz can be condemned…but YOU live right next door. I done seen where every unit on a ROW been boarded up. Except one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Eye of Heart says:

iAmChan says:

I gotta summon @OTB for this here.

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Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently?
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Eye of Heart

iAmChan says:

Eye of Heart says:

Cause she speaks hood squirrel fluently?

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Naw naw naw…..not today. That’s my ace, my tag team partna!

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I my OTB!

Str8tUpMenace

#Jesuswept
#icant

and

Caramel Rain

Razz, the hood boogers be soo sure that you iz da deddy. Then them hoes run off crying..

IsThisThingOn…

MisTaken The Black Mamba says:

But the baby face up there tho. It’s so much struggle going on up there in the background
Let me make some phone calls. Hello.. Maybe I speak to Sally Struthers??? Yea uh you round here feeding foreign kids for 2 cents a day. It’s a little boy off Holloway Pkwy that is living in an underground railroad project mansion with no shoes on.
START THERE

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Gigi26 says:

Does this bytch live in a shed?

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GO. NOW! (AND TAKE GIGI WITH YOU!!!)

https://www.facebook.com/ChanAndACamera iAmChan

I got invited to a this one chicks apartment when I lived down south. I pulled up and saw boarded windows and doors. She calls me like “you ain’t getting out?” I was like, “shyttin me, better bring your ass to the gate.”

Smonae

Who took tha damn picture & told them that was ok

Who Dat

#Jesuswept
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Big UGLY tears.

186 and we still on topic Lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

iAmChan says:

LMAO @ Razz with the Maury show synopsis
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But after he do all that mess either he be like all kooo mo deeee “Nawl bu fo-reyul mawree umma take curr of lil shawdy. He know me like his deddy awlreday. umma jus do it and be derr fo him.”

the crowd be like “AWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

Eye of Heart

@Chan, They got boarded windows but have the nerve to have a gate?

http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSRgp76Ivg eveRyone knows thAt Jesus was white. what planet are you from, ZanZanini?

Or the chick is on the show with another 7 dudes trying to find out who da pappy lol

Caramel Rain

This mug said Bob Villa
Tim the tool maan Taylor

Str8tUpMenace

Eye of Heart says:

@Chan, They got boarded windows but have the nerve to have a gate?
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Damn you IHeart!!!!!!

Who Dat

I got invited to a this one chicks apartment when I lived down south. I pulled up and saw boarded windows and doors. She calls me like “you ain’t getting out?” I was like, “shyttin me, better bring your ass to the gate.”
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Chick my BFF know had a cookout. HUH azz lived on the onliest “open” unit on a row…I am outside getting a beer out the cooler…and through the fence crack I seen rats. Plural. Playing next door. I kindly went inside and bid the hostess a good night and thanks for the invite. “You dont wanna take a plate with yall???” NO BISH. KEEP IT.

Smonae

http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

Who names a baby, “Portion”… someone whose mama named HER “Diamond” and capped it off with “Shantaniece”, in case that wasn’t strippery enough to avoid any possibility that she would be able to make it pass the resume stage anywhere other than the “lead frie technician” pile at Jack n The Box.