I went looking for "Dad" web sites today - I couldn't find anything local or good so I asked my husband what he thought would be good and this is what he came up with. Here is a sampling. This is Andrew Dice Clay style stuff... anyone remember him?

"No, I’m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain’t shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

"Can we talk later? The news is on … Well, if you have tuberculosis, it’s not gonna get any worse in the next 30 minutes. Jesus."