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Tune In | 12.01.09

NOT THAT ANYONE ASKED: But no, Queen Latifah will not be replacing Oprah. In case you were the one person who was wondering. Which you weren’t. In related news, the following people will also not be taking over Oprah’s show: Lil’ Kim, Peppa, Missy Misdemeanor Elliot, MC Lyte or Da Brat.

Presidential Address to the Nation: SORRY KIDS. NO CHARLIE BROWN SPECIAL FOR YOU. INSTEAD, HOW ABOUT A EXTRA FEW TENS OF THOUSANDS AMERICAN SOLDIERS BEING SENT TO AFGHANISTAN? MERRY CHRISTMAS! 7 p.m., ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN, FOX NEWS, MSNBC, AND ALL THE REST

So You Think You Can Dance: If Obama would give his address while performing the Paso Doble, I’d be less irritated about this address. After the Presidential Address, FOX

Houston Mayoral Runoff Election Debate: This is on instead of the premiere of Scrubs. Yes, it is. 8 p.m., ABC

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Why or how this became associated with the holiday season escapes me. But here we are. Hopefully, after the Presidential Address earlier in the evening, this will raise our collective spirits. If you catch my very painfully obvious drift. BE SURE TO TIP YOUR WAITRESSES! 9 p.m., CBS

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