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You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...

Okay, how this works is you list funny things a dumb trainer would do.Keep count of things, okay?
-Serebii rules apply.
-No limit to it....except for mentioning things aganst Serebii rules.
Shall we begin?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUMB POKEMON TRAINER IF...
1)You swallowed a Pokeball with Snorlax in it.
2)You cry because the Cyndaquil you got is on fire.
3)You hacked your Arceus to learn Splash via TM
4)Your Watchog is cross-eyed.
5)Ash is your best friend
6)You ate your Oddish because you thought it was a radish.
7)You steal Team Rocket's pokemon.(I hate ppl who do this -_-)
8)You rely on your Magikarp to use Roar of Time to stop the world.
9)You're scared to use Porygon because he might give you a seizure.(Ohh, but Pikachu's just fine!)
10)You fry your Bad Egg
11)You waited behind the old man forever for Battle Frontier.
12)Your bike is modified to look like a Kyogre
13)You can't beat up Joey's Ratatta.

You try to get buff because Machoke is your role model.
Your Pikachu has Thunder Shock, Thunder Wave, Thunderbolt, and Thunder.
You bred Wailord with Seedot
You added Gary Oak's data to the Pokedex
The Master Ball you got was fed to the Munchlax.
You see your badges as "Rotten garbage, Pokemon League MY BUTT!"

You give the command:Bulbasaur!WHIIIIRLWIIIIND!!!(coughcoughash coughcough)
You think Gary Oak is mean, so so is PROFESSOR OAK!AHHHH!
You find Prof. Oak sexist because he asks you if you're a boy or a girl.

You warn your opponent:"Beware, I have an Exeggutor!"
The Garbodors are lecturing you on hygiene.
You bred two Nidoran♂s.....and it worked.
The Pikachu from Prof. Oak you got doesn't like you....and still doesn't.
YOU CAUGHT AN IRIS! 8D

When you think that ANY pokemon thats not legendary, Psuedo-Legendary, uber, or a starter is garbage and should not be used.
When You thought you evolve Eevee into Espeon/Umbreon with a sun/moon stone...
When you try to scrape off the ditto off of your shoe that you stepped on, thinking it was gum...
When you poke a sleeping beartic...with a branding rod!
When you throw your Roggenrola like a bowling ball, shouting "Rock and roll!!"
When you only class Gothita and its evolutions as "That Goth pokemon"