rachel: someone stole my straw, and i think it was... that guy <points across table>
evan: what, you mean this straw? <picks up straw out of my drink>_________________Older men declare war, but it is youth that must fight and die.
--Herbert Hoover (1st Quaker president)

"I mean, if this isn't real, when you're watching TV you're watching the shadow of a shadow"

--some "intellectual" kid I overheard sharing "deep thoughts" with a friend outside of Arsagas_________________Older men declare war, but it is youth that must fight and die.
--Herbert Hoover (1st Quaker president)

"which of these shoes i own are nicer, these sandals or these tennis shoes, because i ain't buying no new shoes just for the pope."
-when i was supposed to go to a pope thing yesterday_________________Homey don't play that.