The Overly Long and Potentially Boring Story of T. Rump!

The following narration is wholly, TRULY, and REALLY based on fact.

In 1949, Planet Goodness situated in the galaxy of Snickers, a sister galaxy to Milky Way, created a highly advanced decluttering program.

Please note hair covering the planet.

Mistakes were rarely made with the decluttering system, such as discarding a precious book or a beloved Teddy Bear.

EXAMPLE OF ITEMS KEPT:

Nonetheless, through someone’s bad judgement, a young set of male Homo-Sapien-type triplets was sent hurtling through outer space to three areas of the United States of America situated on the North American Continent. As luck would have it, the Homo-Sapien-type creatures from Planet Goodness landed safely without injury.

Enhancement of photo taken in 1949.

ASIDE:

Enhancement of photo taken in 1949.Enhancement of photo taken in 1949.

Thus begins our story of one of the Homo-Sapien-type triplets from Planet Goodness.

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I'm OLD and have OLD skin according to two-year-olds​... and others under the age of 84. I love writing and currently am involved with a blog about a fictional town in Northern California. One of the businesses in the town of Athol is La House of Slightly Difficult Relatives. At present I am under their care until they can place me with a family who needs me.

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I’m extremely impressed with the aliens’ precision. It’s not easy to send someone hurtling millions of miles through space and have them land on an armchair. I’m pretty sure I couldn’t do it. I can’t even hit a dartboard from eight feet away.