“Bird brain.”
"Cant a man enjoy anti gravity yoga alone on his birthday."
Should of ended myself at the end of a rope. "if I could have you grab the rope out from the other window and..."
"I think its about time to start taking something for my sleeping disorde.r”
“I’m going for the line dried fresh scent ok.”
Nudist “So I’m not a tightrope guru?” Officer “I tried to tell you!”
“This isn’t as easy as it looks.”
“Just hang on everything’s going to be ok.”
“Why didn’t I think about my appendicitis before I did this.”
“Being double jointed won’t help me now.”
“That’s gata be my favorite brick in the world.”
“They say hanging upside down will make you hair grow faster and I need to look like a rock star by tomorrow.”

Look ladies!!
I'm still wundrin where RANDOMCRAP got pics of MY EX HUZ-BUND!
Bwahahaha!!
OH! ...
If there's a "CRACK" in the drapes... Are those people being legal in there?
What about ..
CRACK KILLS? ... BLINDS?
SUNNY SIDE UP AS USUAL?
Hi CLASSY~~ and Thanks!
Humour has seen me through many a difficult time... ;)
WELCOME again to blogs RANDOM...
Now if he would just get back in the swing of things... HeeHeeHee~
Or..
HAVEN'T I SEEN YOUR FACE SOMEWHERE BEFORE??
or..
You really make an azz of things dontcha!!
PIGGY BANK? EEEwwwww....

HEY SWEET CHEEKS.........WANNA SHOW ME SOME ID??
CAN WE TURN THE POWER BACK ON!!! SIZZLE...
TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS?
HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TELL YOU HARRY... IF YOU'RE GONNA MONKEY AROUND... SHOES SHOULD ALWAYS BE WORN FOR SAFETY!!
(As mom would yell to kids)
GET IN HERE NOW... AND DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP YOUR BALLS ON THE WAY IN!!
;)