-I found it interesting going into last nightâ€™s show that on my DVR, the show description for last night read, â€œAndy and four of the remaining bachelorettes visit an LA elementary school, where they get down and dirty for a good cause.â€ So ABC took the time to brainwash Time Warner Cable into printing that horrendous phrase? However, on Tivo, there was no mention of â€œdown and dirtyâ€. Hence the reason I like Tivo more. You suck, Time Warner. And the fact that I canâ€™t pick up an HD signal through a satellite dish because the apartment next to me is blocking my view to the south, well, letâ€™s just say Iâ€™m still pissed about that. Time Warnerâ€™s HD signal is pretty good, but I still think Iâ€™m getting ripped off. I like that Tivoâ€™s system makes beeping and bopping noises when I press the buttons. And the fact that you can only record about 8 HD shows with Time Warner before your box is full really pisses me off too. Would you like to … Continue reading →

-Letâ€™s get a couple â€œBachelorâ€ related things out of the way first. From this point forward, I will refrain from referring to Stephanie as â€œsluttyâ€ or a â€œwhoreâ€. Frankly, I just donâ€™t think I can accurately call her that when Jenn over on the â€œReal Worldâ€ is beating her to the punch on a weekly basis. I mean, lets face it, Stephanie technically hasnâ€™t done anything except dress like a hooker. Weâ€™ve actually SEEN Jenn sleep with guys this seasonâ€¦..4 of them! So my job as a journalistic is to present the facts, and the facts are that â€œReal World: Denverâ€ Jenn has spread her legs for just about any male whoâ€™s walked within 10 feet of her, and Stephanie has just dressed trampy. Advantage: Jenn. Is Jenn breaking television records right now? Letting four different guys toss you around like a rag doll during one season of a reality show is quite possibly the single sluttiest achievement weâ€™ve seen this decade. So congrats go out to Jenn. I guess. And now that sheâ€™s on … Continue reading →

-So, either Iâ€™m not the greatest advice giver in the world, no one cares to hear about my relationship advice, or, my advice sucks and no one wants to hear me give it again considering Iâ€™ve received exactly one â€œDr. Reality Steveâ€ letter in the last week. Câ€™mon. I know you people have problems out there. Heck, last time I was receiving emails from 50 year old women going through menopause. Certainly there are some of you out there facing a relationship dilemma, or have a spouse cheating on you, or are dating three men at one time and donâ€™t know what to do, or, maybe you just need someone to talk to. Thatâ€™s me. Thatâ€™s what Iâ€™m here for. Thatâ€™s what they pay me the big bucks to do. Ok, maybe not that, but you get my point. Iâ€™m here to educate, advice, and entertain. Always remember that. So start sending those emails in to steve@realitysteve.com. Itâ€™ll be well worth your time. I think. Onto the showâ€¦