Kurt Sutter must have been prepared for his annual Emmy snub for Sons of Anarchy. This year’s rant shows some depth amidst his obvious fear of being shoved into a locker by the cool kids at high school. (WG)

You may have heard that Eva Mendes is 7 months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. She’s been in hiding this whole time? Fine. Eva finally stepped out of the house, and it wasn’t awkward. Not awkward at all. (Lainey)

Are we already counting down the days until Kim Kardashian’s next divorce? Reports say she’s only spent 9 days (including the honeymoon) with Kanye West since they got married. (DListed)

The list of the year’s on-the-rise baby names has dropped, and Django is high on the roster. I’m pretty sure the Djangos will have a lot of personality compared to the sea of Jacks and Jacksons in the class of 2032. (Uproxx)

I kinda like the original Thor poster, but I like most things red. Never trust my judgment on aesthetic matters. (Unreality)

I’m pretty sure that I’m going to hell no matter what, so I won’t feel too bad about contemplating Selena Gomez and the probable boob job. Doing it for Bieber would be the worst reason ever. (HL)

One female writer isn’t clamoring to describe Molly of FX’s Fargo as “a new feminist tentpole in the TV landscape.” You may not agree with that particular statement, but the entire article is a very interesting read. (TMS)

George Clooney has rejected the Daily Mail’s apology for printing an irresponsible and culturally inflammatory article about his fiancée’s mother. Go George? (Gawker)

Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Rebel Wilson, and Gabourey Sidibe have all signed onto Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming project. They must be feeling pretty lucky to take that kind of gamble. (Slashfilm)

Sia insists that smoking pot at the age of 13 caused her bipolar disorder. She has other things to say too, but you know, pull quotes. (CB)

Pamela Anderson penned a sad and disturbing 3200-word poem in the wake of her 2nd divorce from creepster Rick Salomon. (E!)

This is a pretty classic picture of Joe Manganiello checking out Sofia Vergara’s ass a few months ago at the White House Correspondents Dinner. (Us)

Rob Reiner believes that women are much more evolved than men. (HuffPo)

Luc Besson’s Lucy (starring Scarlett Johansson) will soon be arriving in a theater near you. This is a perfect time to discuss the 10% myth even though most of you already know that it’s utter bullsh*t. (MF)

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