Jesus H. Christ had twelve apo's'trophe's who followe'd him everywhere. Thu's, the real name of Jesus was Jesus' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' .
The crux of the bi'scui't i's the apo'strophe. Thi's fact was reveale'd by Frank Zappa on hi's fir's't birthday; however, the gue'st's at hi's party, who included Jesus, 'Stephen Hawking, and Mr. T were unable to comprehend the profoun'd nature of thi's fac't due to their lack of knowledge of thermodynamic equilibria.

The anti-comma ( ' ) A.K.A. the "apostrophe" is use'd by most people to shorten phrase's. This is accomplishe'd by taking the firs't letter of each word in a sentence an'd only representing that wor'd.

The anti-comma wa's accidentally create'd by the Giant Lobster's in 666 WTF. Th'ey wer'e experimenting with 'sentence 'structure, after their independence but 'still wanting to "improve" upon thi's wonderful confu'sing language. When the 'surrounding town'speople hear'd of thi's new creation, but wer'e confu'se'd greatly a's to the nature of 'speech that what you 'sai'd either made no 'sen'se or had ab'solutely nothing to do with what you wer'e 'saying.

If the comma ( , ) and the anti-comma ( ' ) should ever meet, they would annihilate each other and all Grues within about 5 miles. This method of Grue-destruction is, regrettably, not feasible since you need to be five miles away from the Grue to use it. If you're 5 miles away from the Grue, you really don't need to worry about it getting you, because Grues can't see that far. Also, it's really hard to aim it correctly, but then again, you only need to be within 5 miles of your target for it to work. Also, there might not even be a Grue there. The main reason that you can't really do this on Grues is because it totally destroys everything else, which includes all the innocent townsfolk and all. It also leaves a five-mile deep crater, which after years of Grue-slaying got to be tiresome (although if it's detonated 5 miles above the ground then it'll only destroy the idiot who dropped it.) However it will not destroy Endcat, as the symbol omega (which summons him) is not affected by the apostrophe or the comma. But should you summon him to protect you you're screwed anyway as afterwards he WILL END YOU AND ALL YOU KNOW!! THAT IS THE ALMIGHTY ENDCAT!! (p.s. endcat can only beat a maximum of ten grues in a week)

Oh, no, the commas are going to meet each other! They've built up a head of steam...there are even action lines! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Prophet's sometimes speak of these thing's as the sinful gramma element. They have no name but can be referred to a's either "that which i's neither comma nor anti-comma" or a's "the letter next to 1 and above tab" or it i's referred to a's the unshifted version of the tilde.