Gorgeous, Sensual Sexuality in Artistic Film and Photography

SFW Porn Ads

Once in a while, I like to share things that are simply relentlessly funny, and if they have to do with sex in some way, so much the better! Buzzfeed had a great selection of SFW ads for NSFW products and I wanted to share a few of my favourites here, all of which show the links between art and sex, but in a way that skirts the rules and is fair game for all eyes…

This first one is so beautiful and striking, but also really funny. There has been a lot of play on the idea of making sexual images that turn out to be totally innocent, but the way this is animated is really gorgeous on top of showing just how dirty our minds can be and how quickly perception can change.

This ad is for a local Montreal porn theatre called Cinéma L’amour. It feels like a poster for a Cannes nominated movie until you read more carefully… It’s amazing that we still have an erotic cinema here and it’s still drawing in a crowd. Maybe they’ll do a screening of hometown porn heroes some day… Seeing The Art of Blowjob on the big screen would be pretty cool!

I love the innuendo of thinking about opera as sexy moans, but even more so, I love the idea of applause at the end of a rousing/arousing erotic performance. Sex can be an art worthy of many accolades!

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3 thoughts on “SFW Porn Ads”

These are fantastic! I love all of the “Beate Uhse” ads– gorgeous and hilarious– as well as the blue-collar perfection of the “movers” photos. And that Sex Cinema Venus poster is pure class, even for a generation as pube-ophobic as our current one. As for opera, it usually turns me off, but now I’ll be able to listen to it with a whole new subtext to why they use so much vibrato!