Browsing the new brands

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I never notice anything – unfortunate for a journalist. You’ll get my attention if you open a shop on Kings Road, though

At this time of year, the sales are on and the shops are full of tatty old
stuff, so sod that. Instead, we are going to celebrate the new and fresh,
specifically some nice new brands which have, miraculously, come to my
attention. I say “miraculously”, because I never really notice anything.
This is unfortunate when you’re a journalist. It’s easy to get my attention
if you open a shop on the Kings Road and stand outside it with a megaphone;
oddly, not everyone seems willing to do that. Also, I look at the ground
when I’m walking, because if