March 1, 2011

Researchers from the University of Arizona swabbed shopping cart handles in four states looking for bacterial contamination. Of the 85 carts examined, 72 percent turned out to have a marker for fecal bacteria.

Fox "News" to soon pick up this story and label it as an Islamocommienazijihadifascist plot funded by public sector unions.As for me, I'm buying stock in anti-bacterial wipes.