My reasoning? It's because you exaggerate the bejeezus out of everything you don't like about Indiana

Look, the weather is unacceptable to me 90% of the time, and there are too many racist rednecks for me to put up with. The last straw for me was snow in late March and a co-worker talking about having sent a check for a thousand bucks to James Earl Ray for shooting that n----. I heard enough of the attitude that I packed up and left.