Ten commandments of the media coverage of violence, crime and terrorism

Lo and behold, I went up Mountain CNNMSNBCABCNPRNYTWaPoHuffPoSalon and stole two stone tablets on which those who want to control the narrative have inscribed the rules of covering stories, to quote Iowahawk, with a pillow, until the stories stop breathing. Whether it is an Islamist terrorist slaughtering innocents, a Black Lives Matter fan gunning down cops, a Bernie bro shooting at Republican congressmen, or a neo-Nazi ramming antifa with a car, the true and tested Ten Commandments will help the media to stay objective and unbiased in their commitment to the left-wing truths they hold self-evident. We report, we decide, and you better believe it.