Classic Celebrity Quote

"I was at this really stupid S&M theme restaurant in New York called La Nouvelle Justine where I had to endure watching fat New Jersey people in khaki pants getting spanked by some cute waiter. So I had a foot slave who's rubbing my feet and he says, 'This old friend of mine from Florida has a really big crush on you. Do you know who Marilyn Manson is?' Three months later in L.A. at a screening of 'Gummo' that I was late for and locked out of, I was out there cussing and kicking the door, and Manson came out. And here we are...Happy with two dogs."