I like your tits

Breasts can be pleasurable to play with, for both the giver and the recipient alike. Some women can even have orgasms from breast play alone. Others need breast play in combination with clitoral or vaginal stimulation. Like any other sexual act, consent is important when it comes to breast play.

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That famous line from a book by a man Tale of Two Cities about how "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times," or whatever is, in my opinion, actually about having boobs. There are such wonderful benefits to having a pair of playthings affixed to your chest. Either way, having boobies is like being part of a fun, exclusive club and I wouldn't trade it for the world. Taking my bra off at the end of the day is the second-best feeling to taking your ponytail down at the end of the day.

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Not being one to give into hype, I ignored the ads for the mask on my Instagram feed the first, uh, 60 times I saw them. But when my college friends started DMing me about the mask, I gave in and volunteered to massage my boobs in the name of research. As a disclaimer, I am, by nature, a party pooper. I was partially hoping to find some revolutionary ingredient that really does reset sag, but instead, I found some perfectly fine, simple ingredients, like oatmeal, kaolin clay, honey, matcha, and marine collagen—the latter of which was supposedly the key to the magic.

Sadly, some 30 years after the Women's Movement first brought to the national spotlight the discrimination and double-standards women face in our male-dominated society, the sexist attitudes and behaviors we have been attempting to change all these years still prevail. Despite countless attempts on the part of women to address the issue, sexual harassment in the workplace remains as rampant as ever, and we as a society show little interest in changing this fact. Sexual harassment in the workplace is no laughing matter. It is not "flirting," it is not "harmless," and it is not "affectionate. The reduction of female co-workers to subservient, objectified pawns to be toyed with and abused by male superiors is not only offensive; it is a way for the entrenched male power structure to preserve that power through the perpetuation of myths that have kept women economically and politically disenfranchised for centuries.