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Dali said intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. Clearly, you've got both in spades -- all that's lacking is better preparation. Small upgrades can make big differences in organization, confidence and execution, and luckily for you, we've dug up the must-have office essentials to help you stay focused on conquering the office, one job done well at a time. Heed our advice and maybe you'll be patting backs soon.

The Facel Vega isn't a car everyone knows about, but it's got presence like few other vintage cars. If you're fortunate enough to park one of these muscular French beauties in your garage, you should be outfitted appropriately. That means dressed up, but not overly so -- just like the Facel Vega whose rubber you're about to roast.

Dali said intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. Clearly, you've got both in spades -- all that's lacking is better preparation. Small upgrades can make big differences in organization, confidence and execution, and luckily for you, we've dug up the must-have office essentials to help you stay focused on conquering the office, one job done well at a time. Heed our advice and maybe you'll be patting backs soon.

Bonobos French Corders
Your dad knew how to rock corduroy back in his day, but sadly, the leisure suit has gone the way of the dodo Fu Manchu 'stache. Corduroy, on the other hand, is here to stay. Bonobos

Seamus Golf Club Head Covers
Covers to match your own personal style -- whether that be herringbone, plaid, or clan-specific tartan patterns. Your only trouble will be finding duds for yourself that look as good. That, and your awful