Are you an adventurous human woman? Adventurous enough to be a surrogate mother for the first Neanderthal baby to be born in 30,000 years?

Harvard geneticist George Church recently told Der Spiegel he's close to developing the necessary technology to clone a Neanderthal, at which point all he'd need is an "adventurous human woman" — einen abenteuerlustigen weiblichen Menschen — to act as a surrogate mother.

Yes Bill, I too was HEIFER so moved. I cried so hard I got a pain in my CALF. I looked at the picture of that rescue, and I just couldn't help exclaiming, "Talk about your BOVINE intervention!!!" Well, I don't want to MILK this. Stop me if I just start to CATTLE on ceaselessly about it...