Good god, both people in this awkward and strange situation seem a bit broken in some way. Just move a million miles apart from each other and bring this sad situation to a close.

And I think your mutual acquaintances would agree with me that you'd be doing them a favor by sparing them from a negative PR campaign about your ex's oddball fuckuppery. You're just perpetuating the pain by this point, and your ex will not change or grow for the better or learn as a result. Drop them and move on.

Removing the homosexual element from all this nontroversy, I've seen a similar issue occur when I return to Utah to visit old college friends. If I either have a drink from the bar or if a bar ends up on the itinerary, you'd think we had asked some of the Mormons in the group to participate in an Eyes Wide Shut-style sex orgy. You and I just happen to refer to these dens of sin as breweries.

I imagine it would be draining to constantly have to introduce the simple idea of beer and alcohol to a gawking and (unintentionally) attention-gobbling hoard.

Of course this creepy church is going to take their (tax-free!) earnings and apply them toward a for-profit endeavor. Because... Jesus? Sure.

Y'know, for hating on Mormons so much, Mark Driscoll sure would fit in well with them. They're sitting on malls, media stations, a giant agricultural and real estate portfolio, the list goes on and on.

If you’re on this thread and think this is all blown out of proportion because you are unaware of the ubiquity and history of these racist stereotypes long enjoyed by anti-Semites, then methinks that you’re probably not that plugged-in with Jewish communities in the first place, and shouldn’t opine on whether they should be offended or not.

Macklemore could have provided a more appropriate non-apology that centered on the fact that this was all a perfect storm and—looking back—he could see how this would come off as offensive and is very apologetic for not having caught that in the first place. I think some acknowledgement that these exaggerated stereotypes exist is in order—especially since Macklemore was never taunted for being Jewish by having pennies thrown at him. Yeah, that’s a thing too.

She writes: "I felt confident in that moment, as I still do, and you can mark my words: when Frozen goes to Broadway it will break records and be among the biggest hits of all time!"

Um, didn't Book of Mormon already do that? The very musical that openly mocked your holy book and the 'restoration' of that full and everlasting gospel you hold dear? And you're freaking out about a snow queen? Honey, priorities please.

For a minute, I honestly wondered if my own Mormon mother wrote that. It was penned by someone who thinks that gay people and liberals even think about strategizing to make her way of life disintegrate—when in actuality—we couldn't give two shits as to whether they spend their Saturday doing baptisms for the dead in the temple or not.

Here's my gay agenda for today, hop on board or not: catch up on TV from the week, hit Vivace, smoke my vaporizer, make a giant pot of macaroni and cheese, bang my boyfriend. Ok, you guys can't hop on board the last part, but you get the idea.

The situation with a homosexual couple was politically correct?! That gets my blood boiling. Why didn't this program show them giving each other AIDS and then instantly dying from it? It's all that we gay people do. Besides being sassy hairstylists who provide comic relief.