April 10, 2013

A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

Try Shanghai Eel Smugglers,Shanghai Eel Smugglers 2 ,and Shanghai Eel Smugglers 3. There's also a compilation of the SES series that I hear is worth it for the Renminbi shots alone. As they say, "I rike eer in the rear!"

Thanks for this timely posting. I just everyone here take the lesson to heart. Also now is probably the appropriate time to report that there is no truth to the rumor that king cobras can give awesome blow jobs.