I am not surprised you are not a lawyer because you are a fucking idiot.

pretty much. how is being a genius working out for you?

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1. The wording of their T&C, even when broadly interpreted (do you understand what that means or do I have to translate it into moronic), does not come close to what they requested.

"As part of PokerStars' licensing agreement and in compliance with anti-money laundering legislation, Users need to be aware they may be required to produce personal documentation (such as Government issued ID, bank statements and utility bills) upon request in order for their deposit or cashout to be processed. This allows PokerStars to help protect the Users and prevents PokerStars from being used as a vehicle for money laundering or fraud."

unless they're asking you for a dna sample and a complete sexual history, i'm going to go with, "you're wrong".

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2. You make so many wildly fanciful assumprions that I cannot keep track of them and then when you cannot comprehend the simple words I use you chalk your stupidity to flawed logic on my behalf.

i quite like the sound of a fanciful assumprion. it sounds like something that nerdycute baker girl on masterchef would make. i'm thinking choux pastry with buttercream inside and chocolate poured over it...come to think of it, that's a profiterole...i wonder if there's somewhere i can get profiteroles at 2 in the morning...

we'll revisit this in a moment.

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Speaking of evolution, why don't you do the world a favor and put a bullet in your head before you reproduce, oh let me guess, you have already "fathered" 5 future assholes with 5 different "baby moms", how close am I?

well, you've correctly guessed my gender? that's probably closer to the toilet than you usually manage before disgracing yourself.

returning to the profiteroles:

that you choose to come in giving it the "pokerstars are thieves and extortionists" rather than the "i've had a problem with pokerstars, can anyone offer some advice?" is pretty telling.

from other comments you've made, it seems like you genuinely believe that pokerstars is some kind of outlaw operation whose business model is centred around scamming unsuspecting customers and holding up stagecoaches. this is simply ridiculous.

then there are the obvious lies you've told, like how you've been successful on other sites and they've never asked you to provide documentation to process a transfer, which is patent bullshit. i've done business with all the companies you list, in fact i've done business with dozens of online poker rooms, casinos, and bookmakers, and they have all, without exception, requested the documents pokerstars are asking you for.

finally, again, we must ask why you are opposed to providing the very reasonable documents pokerstars request, that they make clear they will request in their terms and conditions, which they are required to verify by law before processing transfers? you cite identity theft as a concern, which may be valid if they were some guy selling genuine snake oil from the back of a van but utterly absurd when they are a licensed operator required by law to demand and process the documents in question in order to perform the actions you requested. pokerstars are not interested in stealing your identity, and your credit card information is infinitely more valuable and exploitable than anything they have asked you to provide.

the weight of evidence is very much on pokerstars' side. if you want to stop behaving like a petulant child and present information pertaining to something other than your inexperience, immaturity, and questionable character, i'll be more than happy to look at it and give you the benefit of my 15 years professional experience in this industry. if you would prefer to continue trying to insult me, that's fine too, i will use you as a chew toy for the amusement of the rail.