due to the lack of any decent malls anymore, maybe he should do a Target Rats ?

there's groceries, a Starbucks and the possibility for all sorts of shenanigans!

and he could change Silent Bob to Pls STFU Bob, he could be a hipster that talks all the damn time. This would be great just for the fact that the lazy bastard would have to attempt to learn lines and act.

and there should be ZERO cameos for his kid or any other kids he has (like little Victor Von Doom Smith or Bucky Barnes Smith or Dead Pool Smith)