Please God, No. Sony: Don't You Dare Make This Hideous Controller

There are good joypads and there are bad ones, and now Sony's thinking of making the most ridiculous one yet. A crappy Move controller blended with the venerable DualShock. Oh the horror.

Apparently the bastardised DualShock will split into two to allow you to bust out the Move elements, but those bright, probably-glowing balls on the end make it look like something from bloody Fisher Price. I don't know about you, but seeing as I never ever use the Move controller, and probably never will, I certainly don't want it slapped on my console's weapon of choice. Keep that stinking Move controller way clear of the DualShock, Sony, or you'll be committing a most mortal sin against the gaming nation. [The Sixth Axis via MVC]