You can always tell when you're talking to someone who's been audited by the IRS. You mention those three letters and beads of sweat pop out on their brow. Their eyes take on that panicked bulge to them, the look you usually see on sheep right before they mow all of their wool off - the one that says, "You're going to leave me naked and I really don't understand why."

Brunch. What a fabulously promising word, evocative of lazy Sunday mornings, meeting with your friends at a sunny terrace, all of you a little sleepy and deliciously carefree, to share the kind of simple and comforting food that makes you feel like a kid again.

Today I was reminded of a set of triplets I knew when I was just out of high school. They were identical and their names were...and I can’t believe their mom and dad did this to them...Peter, Paul and Murray.

I think part of the reason some of us have a strong propensity to procreate is due to our subconscious need to relearn everything we should still know but don't. To learn the things we never should have forgotten. Like why the moon is sometimes orange and why hermit crabs are always redecorating.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know that you’re coming down with the flu or scurvy or PMS and you want to just keel over and curl up in the fetal position but you can’t because there is table side prepared guacamole and pomegranate margaritas in your future?

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