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Breakfast (5 pm) - 5,000 caloriessix large eggs cooked in butter with extra salt, 1lb of bacon, half a pound of sausages, 12 buttermilk biscuitsDinner (10p) - 84,000 caloriesTwo "Fool's Gold" sandwiches [a jar of peanut butter, a jar of strawberry jam, one pound of crisp-fried bacon on a baguette x2]Supper (4a) - 5,000 calories5 double-hamburgers and deep-fried peanut butter, mashed banana sandwiches.Misc. - other snacks as required between mealsElvis total dietary intake in calories averaged a minimum of 94,000 *per day*. Anadult Asian elephant has a normal diet of 50,000 calories per day. A spokesman for the British Nutrition Foundation said: "I do not know how he did it... The Elvis diet would fuel a normal man for a month." Don't try this at home.