Half the fun of this brawl between the Bakersfield Condors and the Ontario Reign last night is, obviously, the brawl itself—which included the goalies. The other half is the announcers' slow descent into giddy madness, including tossing out quotes from Ghostbusters. One of the goalies shamefully keeps his helmet on, but still, goalies fighting.

14 players were ejected and the two teams amassed 278 penalty minutes, including 18 fighting majors when all was said and done.