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Where’s The Jell-O?

December 17th, 2010

OK. Enough already.

Joe’s all in favor of the Lingerie Football League, but put it where it belongs, in a giant mud pit off I-4 with bleachers all around and $1 drafts, $2 binoculars and $3 whipped cream bombs to toss on the field.

Joe applaudes “Old School,” of WhatTheBuc.net, for heading over to the local LFL media day to do some, ahem, serious interviews yesterday. But Joe sincerely hopes everyone realizes this football is nothing more than organized Jell-O wrestling at the Ice Palace.

In this interview below, we learn that this gorgeous Tampa Breeze player is proud to know all the positions, her teammates are amazing and things will be harder this season.

Have fun with this guys but one girl played an entire half with a broken arm, there were multiple broken limbs and concussions. While they have not had the opportunity to play much football coming up, most of these girls were strong athletes in other sports prior to this. The struggle for the league is to fight the image that they created themselves. It is hard to be “sex” and “sports” You almost have to move to entertainment (described as Jell-O).

The girls do this without compensation on the hopes of future remuneration and show more dedication to the game then most would be capable of in their own lot. While I am biased as I have been fortunate enough to get to actually know some of the players, if you have not actually seen the game, you could come out and watch tonight. The tickets are cheap (normal Tampa douche excuse) and it is air conditioned (douche excuse two). Worst case you see hot women running around in bathing suits, right? Sounds like a win/win.