THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!

Accountant JOKE (1st joke of the minute)

An auditor is checking the books of
an
airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to
Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an
explanation.
"It was late at night'" says the pilot, "Canberra was covered in
fog and I lost my bearings."
"I'm sorry," says the auditor,
"but you'll have to bear the cost
yourself."
"The cost of
what?" asks the pilot.
"Of the bearings you lost."

Marriage JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)

The newlyweds
arrived at the front desk
of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South
Carolina,
looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy
their two week
vacation/honeymoon.
The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well,
hi
Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see."
A frosty
silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once
inside, the
piqued bride demanded: "And just who was THAT woman
?!?!?"
The
groom wiped his brow and said, "Just relax honey. Please !
I'm
going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her."