Freshest Porn Collection in Michigan Gets Stolen

This poor bastard had a collection of porn that featured every African American performer since the 70’s. Unfortunately he’s gotta start over. Stealing someone’s porn stash is like hitting their kid or shooting their dog. It’s just so extreme. What kind of world are we living in? To get your mind off of this brutal crime, I’ll leave you with a question. If you compiled all of his footage, how much of it would contain purple beef curtains?