Credit: Nancy Lane

But Attorney General Maura “Hold It” Healey is on the job, and thus there will be no indictment, no jail time for the crooked cop, only a “referral” to that toothless watchdog, the State Ethics Commission.

For that wrist slap, McKeon has 169,766 reasons to be grateful — all of which have George Washington’s picture on them.

He may get hit with a fine, but McKeon, a hack’s hack, keeps his kiss in the mail.

Hold It Healey made her expected announcement, as expected, on a Friday. The only unexpected part of was that the reports were released around noon yesterday, rather than at 4:30 — the traditional time for disgraceful government cover-ups.

Everyone knows that if you want to hide something real good, just stick it in one of Healey’s law books. She will leave no stone unturned, except the ones the crooked judges, district attorneys, state police brass and Tall Deval coat holders are hiding under.

This is the first of the multiple MSP scandals that are unfolding now on a near-weekly basis. This one involves the daughter of a hack state judge, Alli Bibaud, who admitted to police she was a junkie and prostitute, arrested for OUI. The Worcester hackerama immediately swung into action to cover it up, just like the state hacks are now trying to cover up the original cover-up.

Alli Bibaud had “worked,” like her father, for the Worcester DA. The judge is Timothy Bibaud, who has spent all but two months of his adult life feeding at the public trough in Worcester.

After the arrest of his daughter, Bibaud’s dear friend, Judge Michael Allard-Madaus, swung into action.

“He began acting as a lawyer for a criminal defendant,” said Lenny Kesten, the attorney for the honest state troopers who were threatened with firing if they didn’t feloniously alter their arrest reports.

Here’s how close these two hack judges are. Before grabbing his early retirement on the bench, Bibaud gave $275 to disgraced Lt. Gov. Tim “Crash” Murray, whose own scandal involving a car was also handled by the state police in Worcester. Judge Allard-Madaus gave Crash Murray $250 before his appointment by Small Deval Patrick.

The attempted fix was then engineered by District Attorney Joe Early Jr., the son of another disgraced Worcester Democrat, congressman Joe Early Sr. Three times in the 48 hours after the arrest, Early called the secretary of public safety, Daniel Bennett, still another longtime hack from the Worcester DA’s office. But they didn’t discuss brooming the report — that’s their story and they’re sticking to it.

“I want to ask Bennett about those three calls — under oath,” said Kesten. “How long were they? What exactly did he discuss with the district attorney if not the report?”

Last November, Early “adamantly denied” to a Worcester reporter that he’d made any calls to broom the case. Now, however, he admits he tried to put the fix in with McKeon.

“He (Early) was previously my boss,” explained McKeon, yet another hack out of the Worcester DA’s office. “I was led to believe that everything that I was about to do was not only the right thing, but the appropriate thing to do.”

This sordid story was broken by a local blog, turtleboysports.com. I asked the Turtleboy last night what should happen next.

“Early must resign!” he said.

Good luck with that. Think of this judicial broom job as the local version of the Clinton email scandal.

Healey is reprising the role of James Comey, in charge of the cover up, and all the hacks are the 508-area-code versions of Hillary Clinton, Cheryl Mills, Huma Abedin et al.

Bottom line from Hold It Healey — nothing to see here folks, move along. As for McKeon, he’s just lucky his last name isn’t Trump — Hold It would have indicted him already.