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by Al Bienstock

OBAMACARE PERSUASION

The Obamacare plan is pure junk.
Grade the plan and the rollout â€“ they flunk.
So, Barack has a plan â€“
If you are a barman,
Sell it by getting young people drunk.

Washington Examiner, 12/5/13: "During today's White House Youth Summit, President Obama called on young people to do whatever then can to promote his signature health Care law â€“ including plying their customers with cheap booze. 'If you're a bartender, have A happy hour,' Obama said..."

OBAMACARE SECURITY RISK

For consumer fraud on a grand scale,
On security, their grade is Fail.
Personal info at risk?
Their response is, tsk tsk.
Obama's team should all be in jail.

The Daily Caller, 12/4/13: "A 'good-guy hacker' who probed for weaknesses in the security systems of HealthCare.gov told Fox News on Wednesday that 'no security was built into this entire infrastructure' and that citizens' personal data is at serious risk."

CAN'T KEEP YOUR PLAN, DOCS OR DRUGS

Obamacare deserves lots of "ughs."
Its developers â€“ a bunch of thugs â€“
From the start were aware
That they'd destroy healthcare.
The latest is... you can't keep your drugs.

Forbes, 12/9/13: "Simply put, many drugs may not be covered at all, and the costs patients incur by buying them with cash won't count against out of pocket caps."

INCOME REDISTRIBUTION

Leftists shout that taxes should be "fair"
And the wealthy should pay their "fair share."
But the truth libs abhor
Is that the "rich" pay more
(A fact of which we should be aware).

Left-wingers choose to misrepresent
What tax payments by the "rich" have meant.
The poorest four in ten
Pay less than nothing, when
Their net's minus nine-point-one percent.

CNS News, 12/9/13: "The top 40 percent of households by before-tax income actually paid 106.2 percent of the nation's net income taxes in 2010, according to a new study by the Congressional Budget Office. At the same time, households in the bottom 40 percent took in an average of $18,950 in what CBO called 'government transfers' in 2010. Taxpayers in the top 40 percent of households were able to pay more than 100 percent of net federal income taxes in 2010 because Americans in the bottom 10 percent actually paid negative income taxes, according to the CBO study entitled 'The Distribution of Household Income and Federal Taxes, 2010' ... In 2010, the lowest Quintile's average rate for the individual income tax was â€“9.2 percent and the second Income quintile's rate was â€“2.3 percent."

In November, Pennsylvania voters handed Republicans in the General Assembly historic majorities. In the Senate, the Republicans have a veto-proof majority. Across the Capitol, the Republicans in the House have a 40 vote advantage. The coming New Year also portends an impending battle over the [...]

'Tis the season when many Americans donate to their favorite charity. While leaders in the nonprofit sector remain firm in their conviction that they are best suited to deal with Pennsylvania's social and economic challenges they are concerned that public trust in charities is not as high as [...]

It's that time of year again. Time for vibrant fall colors, cool crisp morning air, and open enrollment in the Affordable Care Act (ACA) insurance exchanges–the government-regulated, state-based healthcare plans set up as part of the act. Since the ACA's first open enrollment period in the ...

Wikileaks has released thousands of emails hacked from Hillary Clinton campaign staff accounts and promised more disclosures. Anyone who is conflicted about the manner in which the emails were gathered should ask themselves: 1) do the American people have a legitimate interest in their contents, ...

"The way to deter aggression … is to be willing and able to respond vigorously at places and with means of our own choosing." On October 12, 1954, Secretary of State John Foster Dulles based Washington's relationship with Moscow on our massive nuclear arsenal and the ability to nuke ...

(October 26, 2016)--Summary: A state Supreme Court case in which plaintiffs seek a change in school funding and a legislative proposal that would eliminate school property taxes converge and provide a chance to examine the obstacles to adopting a wholly state financed K-12 school system. The basic ...

UPDATE: On Monday, the Independent Fiscal Office (IFO) released their analysis of the Conference Committee Amendment (A10803) to SB 1071. The IFO report confirms what we said last week (see below). According to the IFO, the Amendment would result in relatively little benefit to taxpayers. The ...

It took some time in the second presidential debate to get to economics, given the focus on Donald Trump's self-described "locker room talk," Hillary Clinton's alleged enabling of Bill Clinton's monkeyshines, Vladimir Putin's purported hacking and Trump's threat to put Hillary behind ...

By definition: The right to work is the concept that people have a human right to work, or engage in productive employment, and may not be prevented from doing so. The right to work is enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and recognized in international human rights law through ...