"I, David Sereda, would like to apply to become an astronaut for special reasons.
I saw a UFO in Berkeley, CA in 1968 when I was 7 years old. [...]
I would like to go on the space shuttle and the ISS to conduct studies of UFO
phenomenon using special cameras sensitive to visible, infrared and UV to search for UFO activity.
I would like to report my findings to the American people. I am now collecting a petition of
signatures of citizens who want me to fly on the NASA space shuttle in space to search for ET craft. "

--David Sereda, December, 2006, on his blog asking people to petition NASA to send him into space so he can take photos of UFOs. Uh, yeah, sure. Kool Aid anyone?