I must say one of the funniest pictures Ive seen like this one is that you see the guy who leaves the apartment and says to his girl “Hey Im just running to the mall, brb!”. Then you see his girl thinking and realizes “Holy shit, HES GONNA BUY SKYRIM!” followed by a FFFFFUUUU- “My sex life is dead!”

However, using the PSN/XBL at least gives you a hint that they’re probably not dead as they’re playing Skyrim….as it tells you. Although, if they haven’t logged off after a week….it might be worth having someone bust down their door to check.

Fan art of what, and for whom? Black Library’s page, maybe? Or the author’s Facebook page? Dan sometimes blogs his fan art, so I guess he gets it emailed to him? I’ve mailed a few pieces to him that I found online, and they went up on his blog later.

Who? Why?

My name’s Aaron W Dembski-Bowden.

Don’t ask about the W – let’s just forget it exists and forgive my parents for a bizarre choice of middle name. Y’know, I used to tell people it stood for Wolfgang, but no one ever believed me. I’m not a skilled liar.

I write a lot, and people pay me to do it. I argue a lot, but I do that for free. If you want to start paying me to argue, please apply within. My rates would be generous, and my cynical wrath without peer.

I have a cat, but I prefer dogs. Most of my clothes are black, but my favourite colour is orange. I was born in a really dark, grim patch of London, but I moved to the greenest parts of Northern Ireland. This last factoid arises from being in love with a beautiful Irish girl who foolishly agreed to marry me – and that it’s easier to write out here in the middle of nowhere with only fields, cats, and hot redheads for company.