This week... well at least we saw an actual movie and not a
weird parade of scenes! We watched 2013's Safe
Haven with Fergie's husband, blonde lady and Cobie
Smulders slumming it for that paycheck. There's violence, a chase,
a big fire... and it was still dull. HOW IS IT THIS DULL?!

We watched 2016's The Perfect Match this time around and it's
not only a bad romance, it's one of the worst films we've ever
seen. Is it actually even a movie? We're not sure. But what we are
sure about is that Donald Faison deserves better.

This week, we both yawned through 1997's Picture Perfect. No one
has chemistry with anyone. The stakes are so low they're buried at
the center of the Earth. Olympia Dukakis is totally wasted.
Jennifer Aniston is a... sad sack?