Take two comedians: one sweet, one sour, add a classic double act dilemma, a touch of variety and sprinkle with irony. Bake for 60 minutes. Add laughter, to taste. Best served with tongue firmly placed in cheek.

Guaranteed to satisfy most appetites.

Try it. You’ll probably like it.

“These two make me honk with laughter” Sarah Millican

Danielle Ward: Speakeasy 8.15pm

Brand new hour of stand-up from award winning comic Danielle Ward (Mock the Week/New Quiz/Do The Right Thing), writer and creator of Fringe hits ‘Gutted’ and ‘Karaoke Circus’.

In November 1998 two events happened that shaped Danielle Ward’s future. She met Helen Sharman, the first British Astronaut, and she fell asleep on a train, only to wake up with a man’s penis flopped out in front of her. How do these two stories relate? This show explains all. Also includes sex, politics and the world’s greatest Ryan Gosling joke.