Uh, no thanks. And can you guess what CNN‘s homepage looks like at the moment?

Now, obviously, half the people on the Internets today are talking about the Biebs and the other half are talking about how sick they are of hearing people talk about him.

We would question the wisdom of CNN’s decision to blanket every single subscriber with all these TMI updates (we unsubscribed some time ago), but the best part of this story isn’t the fact that the network felt the need to do that or that someone had the great idea to pair said coverage with ads for a Toyota teen driving initiative.