Welcome to my collection of true short stories, anecdotes and day to day commentary on the joys, hilarity and woes of being a stay-at-home momma to two toddling boys and a brand spanking new baby girl...

This lady is 'pee your pants' funny, and although she claims to have missed the Mom shaming bandwagon, (instigated by a whole chain of shameful Mommies out there) I figured 'what the hell!' I might as well go chase after it........

un-cleanliness... (a long way from Godliness)

greed....

mendacity......

deceit.....

more greed....

!!!!

Thievery...

Tight-fistedness...

MORE GREED!

cover-up...

no repentance..

gross vanity....

I could barely hold still long enough for the hubs to take the shots, I was laughing so much! I think the Milkybar tally reached 46 by the time we'd finished (oink oink!)

LOL! I used to be gobsmacked when my best friend would throw full packs of candy and chocolate bickies in the trash - What a waste! (I USED to think..) Now I smell what she was stepping in. But to throw away Nestle Milkybar (mailed from me' own Ma) would be a travesty!! Oh, and I'd give you the hat - only I'd have to wash my hair then, wouldn't I!?

OMG! Those are hilarious! I lost it on the Momma has eaten 42!!! And it totally looks like you are holding back the laughs. SO funny!!! These are hilarious!And thanks for the mention!!! I'm tweeting this tomorrow morning when more people are awake to see the tweet!

Have you seen a psychiatrist about this chocolate candy bar addiction?! Hahaha! Hilarious! Shame on you Mama, you gave them one each! When I buy my favorite chocolate candies I hide them in the bedroom and NOBODY gets NONE!!!! Hahaha! Shame on me?

Oh my goodness.....can so relate! I ALWAYS have a sweets stash for myself in the highest cupboard in our kitchen. When no one is looking, I will treat myself to a chocolate almond candy bar or peanut m&ms typically. Whenever, I'm asked about the crinkling sound, I say its celery or carrots. Seems to work most of the time. And, I do not feel one iota of guilt about this little fib.

You are doing your kids a favour, saving them from all those terrible sweets that will rot their teeth, or so my husband tells me everytime he gobbles down every piece of chocolate in the house whilst we are sleeping. This was hilarious, thanks for linking up.

My kids kept changing their minds about their Halloween costumes AFTER I had already purchased them... so maybe I told them that if they wore the superhero costumes we'd already agreed on that they would actually have real super powers on Halloween night. Not sure how I'm getting out of this one. Maybe bribe with the fun food that I too usually hide from them? :)

Grandparents are far away for my kids, too. And if the postman came bearing gifts of candy from them, I'd be pissed. Your photo sequence is exactly why I don't buy our Halloween hand-outs until a day or two before. Will Power moved out 11 years ago when my first child moved in. And that selfish bastard never came back.

A few weeks ago Daniel and I had the BEST news and we were quick to share it with our friends and loved ones. Some would say too quick. I ...

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Josie Bisett

Welcome to my world! I'm a blogging oh-so-happy-to-stay-at-home-momma to two terrific toddling cowboys, and a darling newborn baby belle. The hubs and I left the UK for Texas, a loving but lonesome family of two. Four years on and we're a loving and frenetic family of five - eight if we count the canines and cat as family, which I do!