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MELVIN UDALL: I've got a compliment for you.
CAROL CONNELLY: You know what?
MELVIN UDALL: Let me talk. I might be the only person on the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I'm the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing you do, in how you are with Spencer, Spence. And in every single thought you have, you almost always mean something that's about being straight or good. I think most people miss that about you. I think most people miss that about you and I watch wondering how they can watch you bring them food and clear their table and never get that they have just met the greatest woman alive... And the fact that I get it makes me feel good... about me! Is that something that it's bad for you to be around?
CAROL CONNELLY: No.
MELVIN UDALL: I'm going to grab you? I didn't mean for that to be a question. I'm going to grab you.
MELVIN UDALL: I know I can do better than that.
CAROL CONNELLY: Better. Definitely better.

MELVIN UDALL: So never, never again interrupt me. Okay? I mean, never. Not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's... Not for anything. Do you get me...
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CAROL CONNELLY: ... he says, "I promise not to get a cough."
MOTHER AT TABLE: Isn't that sweet?
CAROL CONNELLY: A little blond angel.
WOMAN AT TABLE: I said: You love me the way you love your remote control. As long as...
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CAROL CONNELLY: An ear infection, anything, can send us to the emergency room, maybe five, six times a month, where I get whatever nine-year-old they just made a doctor. Nice chatting...
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MELVIN UDALL: It's a beautiful day for our walk. Look at that dog. I've got to give you something real good. I'm going to show it to you. Don't be like me. Stay as you are. You're perfect. I'll get you something...
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DR. GREEN: No, we're not doing this now.
MELVIN UDALL: I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should.
DR. GREEN: No. Nope.
MELVIN UDALL: What if this is as good as it gets?
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