It was a busy weekend for a lot of folks in Toronto and as such my boys The Regulators were short a couple of players. Now, I havenâ€™t played a full game of baseball in probably 10 years so I was pretty apprehensive about donning a jersey and swinging the old bat around but I went out, played two solid games of baseball in the rain and had a whale of a good time doing it. I’m normally pretty hard on myself but I feel like I played pretty well overall and am looking forward to playing some more and hopefully uppinâ€™ my baseball game!

The politics of skin
Iâ€™ve been vegan for close to half my life at this point and Iâ€™ve had plenty of time to weigh different options and make my decisions based on what I think is right vs. what I think will make me a â€œbetter veganâ€.

Plastics / synthetic materials (like those found in POS baseball gloves) are often extremely environmentally unfriendly and often donâ€™t last the way that leather does â€“ with that said I donâ€™t feel comfortable walking into a store and buying leather as if it werenâ€™t the skin off an animalâ€™s back so used leather is a good option for those of us that see the usefulness of the material but donâ€™t want to contribute directly to the cycle.

If Iâ€™m going to start playing baseball regularly, or even if I just wanna chuck around the ball with my girl I figured I might as own a decent glove. Itâ€™s the type of thing that a guy like me only needs to buy once in a lifetime so I figured what the hell? Fortunately for me, I was able to find this Rawlings, barely used but worked in enough to already be comfortable for a good price â€“ ethics in check, wallet in good shape.

I mean, if I really wanted to avoid buying a leather glove I supposed I could have gotten a custom made Carpenter but $50 for a good quality, lightly used leather glove vs. $250 for a Carpenter? To quote Dr. Italiano aka Robbie Blyth: Not gonna happen, not today.

After the games we hit up the Rogers Picnic at Fort York (Thanks Hammie / Debbie) and got there just in time to catch the second half of Cat Powerâ€™s set. She sounded great but was maybe a little boring / disengaged so we went and stole some chairs from the Nokia booth and found a nice place to sit down before posting up in the VI; undetected like a stealth.

C & C Music Factory, who headlined the fest, were incredible and have a really soulful, almost bluesy sound when playing live that I really enjoy. During the set, these two giant (10â€™ +) glowing globes made their way out into the crowd and my lady took off like a bat out of hell to get her hands on one of them and bash it into the section we were standing in. The festival staff, who were trying desperately to maintain control of the balls, were hopelessly outgunned. We win!

On a somewhat unrelated note: one of the things that my lady noticed about the festival, which I wholeheartedly agree with, is what a good job they did â€œbrandingâ€ the event â€“ every little sign; from the Food, to the Beer Gardens, to the Hand Sanitization Station was written in the festival font â€“ these are the types of details that are often overlooked and I think that if youâ€™re going to try to create a unique feeling at an event like this, a cohesive brand strategy is a great way to do it. Well done, Adam.

On a completely unrelated note: the last time I was at Fort York was probably 20 years ago as a cub scout – we spent the night in the barracks and Bernie Attard stole Charles Kenwright’s teddy bear and spent the better part of the night farting on it in his bunk. The next trip we took as cubs was to Rattlesnake Point – Charles made the mistake of bringing his teddy and it was unanimously voted that it would be thrown off the Escarpment. We were terrible kids. RIP Teddy.

I really do value my summer weekends in the city but itâ€™s nice to get out from time to time so on Saturday Taylor, Chris and I headed up to the Hammellâ€™s cottage to put in some time on the bikes and at the beach.

Taylor… Oh my… I had no idea…

I think around 50k â€“ 60k is the perfect (fixed) ride for me â€“ just long enough to feel like youâ€™ve done something and short enough that you can still walk / sit down the next day.

I love how hard Chuck reps that SIOA Alleyway Dragon T-shirt!

Just a little creepy…

Not creepy at all… a truely lovely family.

I got back into the city just in time to whip over to the Horsehoe to catch Quest For Fire at their much anticipated CD Release Show. Iâ€™ll admit, Iâ€™m really disappointed that â€œLights From Paradiseâ€ didnâ€™t make the cut as itâ€™s my favorite QFF jam but the record is a real gem regardless. Simple, (100% recycled) cardboard packaging and cover art from Andre Ethier rounds out the record nicely â€“ I highly recommend picking it up if youâ€™re into altered states and 9 minute epics.

I made mention yesterday of Igor, owner the infamous Toronto bicycle chop shop, finally getting arrested in connection with a bike theft. Well, when we got home from Evil Dead I got a phone call from Killen saying that heâ€™d heard that the contentâ€™s of Igorâ€™s â€œshopâ€ were being loaded into police trucks.

We got up there a few minutes later and sure enough, there were the police, firemen and an increasing number of onlookers in front of the shop. There was one fully loaded truck pulling away when we got there, another that got filled while we stood there and 2 more waiting in the wingsâ€¦ Who knows how many more were filled before we got there and after we left.

The story, as I got it at the scene, was that Igor didnâ€™t make bail and they were clearing out his shop (and 4 other storage spaces) as they were considered a fire hazard. I donâ€™t know what the official plan for the confiscated bicycles is at this point but I was told that there would be a press release issued in the near future inviting people to claim their bicycles with the police â€“ with some sort of proof of ownership of course.

I donâ€™t think this will be the â€œendâ€ of Igor by any stretch but needless to say, there are a lot of happy bikesters in the city right now.

UPDATE: If you’ve had your bike stolen in the last while it might be worth going down to the Central Garage, 9 Hanna Street,
on Saturday, July 19, 2008, and Sunday, July 20, 2008, from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. to see if it ended up there.

I couple of weeks ago I won a draw for free Evil Dead (the musical) tickets at work. Now, I may not have always been the manliest of men but Iâ€™ve also never been much for the showtunes so I accepted the tickets thinking that in all likelihood Iâ€™d give them away in the end.

With neither my special lady friend nor I being the â€œmusicalâ€ types I was a little apprehensive for the first part of the show because people were laughing and we werenâ€™t. Thatâ€™s either a sign that they are all getting something that we arenâ€™t or vice versa â€“ so either weâ€™re in a room full of huge losers or we are the huge losers, neither scenario being particularly attractive. Sure enough, though, one by one the laughter came and as we loosened up the show got better and better until it erupted into a pretty hilarious bloodbath of song and dance. Hell, I want to break into song right now just thinking about it.

In any case â€“ itâ€™s no wonder that it keeps getting extended as itâ€™s a pretty sweet show and I definitely recommend checking it out. If youâ€™re a Gwar fan then you definitely want to sit in the front row and wear a white t-shirtâ€¦ trust me.

As an interesting sidenote: things came full circle for me last night as Toronto comedian â€œNugâ€ took the stage as the character Jake. Years ago, my good friend Mikeâ€™s mom worked at the CBC and sheâ€™d get us extra work and odd jobs from time to time and one night we spent some time hanginâ€™ out with the aforementioned Nugster. During this time, he said all kinds of hilarious shit but the thing that stuck with me the most was his impersonation of his drunk father sittinâ€™ in the lazyboy, beer in one hand and the remote in the other, trying to get the tv to work saying â€œWhuddarwedoing? Wherarwegoing? Make â€˜er go!â€ And soâ€¦ the term had been officially coined and the rest is history.

Last night was a momentous night here in Toronto â€“ Igor Kenk (yeah, that Igor) was arrested in connection withâ€¦ you guessed itâ€¦ a bike theft. Now, Iâ€™m sure that at least some of Igorâ€™s reputation is a result of exaggeration and urban legend but there is no doubt that the guy actively and knowingly buys and sells stolen bikes. Funny; the Sun (of all papers!) was the first paper to give him a voice a couple of days ago and now are also the first ones reporting his arrest.

Shutting down the likes of Igor is a step in the right direction in reducing the amount of theft in the city but I donâ€™t think that we can count on the city or the police to do much of anything about it in the grand scheme of things – although admittedly the bait bike / sting that busted Igor was obviously effective.

Letâ€™s face it â€“ itâ€™s not that police officers donâ€™t care personally but dealing with bike theft on an individual basis is an overwhelming task. Itâ€™s not like they can put out an APB on an all black fixed gear they way they would on a raised camo truck with Rampage Jackson painted on the side.

Iâ€™ve heard of the police checking in at La Carerra to look for $6000 road bikes but generally speaking if your average bicycle gets stolen then youâ€™ll be told by the police that theyâ€™ll call you if it turns up. With few exceptions, if you donâ€™t catch the person on the street with your bike soon after it went missing, itâ€™s gonzo for good.

As for the city; a couple of years ago it was discovered that the city of Torontoâ€™s locking posts were easily defeated with a simple 2×4 and a little bit of leverage. In response the city started doubling up the rings but I donâ€™t know how far they got but very few (almost none) of the posts I see on a regular basis have the beefed up double ring. In fact, an embarrassingly large number of them donâ€™t even have one!

One of the largest reasons that bicycles are so amazing is because you can get around the city extremely quickly and efficiently but that is also one of the things that makes them so desirable to steal â€“ if you can get that bike away from itâ€™s lock or out of itâ€™s ownerâ€™s sight you can be gone in an instant and this city is so full of babies that are too afraid to do something when they seem someone obviously stealing a bike / components.

Iâ€™ve often wanted to set up a bait bike but I guess the question is; what do we do with the thieves once weâ€™ve caught them? Iâ€™ve always wanted to beat the living tar out of a bike thief but it would seem a lot more justified as a spur of the moment reaction to some dickwad with his hands all over my stuff as opposed to something so premeditated; I would presume that the fuzz would see it in the same way. The idea of setting up a brakeless freewheeled bike to look like a fixed gear and then chasing the would-be thief into traffic is also pretty appealing but I donâ€™t think Iâ€™d be able to shake the responsibility if the guy got seriously hurt or even killed.

The police estimate that somewhere in the neighborhood of 12,000 bikes go missing every year which doesnâ€™t even take into account the amount of components (seats, posts, wheels, etc.) that go missing. So, where are all these bikes / parts going? Itâ€™s unlikely that Igors or Uncle Jacobs could realistically move that kind of volume with the sort of public scrutiny they are under and I donâ€™t see all that many of the bikes that Iâ€™ve known of ending up on craigslist or ebay so where? Are people parting them out and riding them? Hiding them in their basements for a couple of years before selling? Taking vanloads to Montreal then loading up with MTL bikes to sell here? Where do they go?

More importantly, what are we supposed to do about it? I donâ€™t leave my bike outside if I can control it, use multiple locks when locking up for any amount of time, glue ballbearings into my allen heads / have considered switching over to torx heads, etc. but what we all know that those are all just deterrents â€“ a good thief can get through anything if they want your bike badly enough.

At the end of the day, the only thing you can do is lock your bike in visible areas with quality locks, make sure your components arenâ€™t easily removed and for christâ€™s sake â€“ if you see someone stealing someone elseâ€™s shit and are physically able to, DO something!

In a related note; here are just a few bikes that belong(ed) to folks I know that have gone missing in the last couple of weeks. If you see someone riding or selling them, kindly liberate their bikes for them.

Colin’s Langster (outdated)

Colin’s Langster (recent)

Colin’s Kokanee

On the plus side – Colin lost two bikes (and parts / a pump) in a garage break-in but at least it allowed him to get this;

Also be on the look out for my friend Lyndsey‘s wheels that went missing earlier this week while she was out skating.

I was lucky enough to get out of town last Thursday & Friday to go to the 5th annual InViVo Cottage Wkd at Honey Harbor for some team building type stuff along with swimming, wakeboarding, kayaking, marathon drinking, etc.

My team (Nicole Kidman, Kylie & Dani Minogue, Mick Dundee and of course Steve Irwin RIP) won the amazing race / scavenger hunt and also took best in show! Sure, it’s super nerdy but for any of you reading that actually know me – have I ever been worried about being a bit of a nerdbomber?

Seriously, check out those NOS Boris Becker sunnies – ridiculous!!!

It was nice, as well, to get back into town before the weekend actually started so I was still able to enjoy my weekend biking around and hanging out with friends which is pretty much all I need to keep me happy.

I love my life. My knees are feelin’ a little better these days and my pink eye has cleared up so expect more bike related content in the coming weeks…

I joined the Missfits last night for softball practice with dark clouds looming overhead. We played through some rain but decided to call the practice once the lightning got too close and I think that was a solid decision given todayâ€™s headline in The Star.

Getting home early gave me a chance to roughly assemble the barnboard frames that I chopped up last week.

Some of the cuts were a little rough but didnâ€™t take much cleaning up at all.

Some of the joints go together perfectly but due to the nature of hundred year old wood pulled off the side of a barn the widths aren’t totally even the whole way down which left me with a few monkey joints that Iâ€™ll cut / sand / distress once Iâ€™ve got the backing on and the frame structure is solidified.

They seem to be reasonably square and I think are going to look beautiful when hung on my wall.

While I was working on my frames I was thinking about how I would like to make some reclaimed timber shelving much like the ones my friend Rob Pilichowski makes except without the backplate so they have more of a floating shelf effect.

A couple minutes after I finished my frames for the night I was lurkinâ€™ around and coincidently found a little write up on Robâ€™s shelves on Apartment Therapy. Wild, wacky stuff!

Last night I was flipping around on YouTube and I came across the new TV On The Radio video which, to my surprise, was directed by my dear old friend and Caledon Wrestling Crew superstar Jeff Scheven. Good work, fella!

While Iâ€™m posting up TV On The Radio jams I might as well post up the song that turned me around on them. My boy Paul always used to try to get me to see the light but I was havin’ none of it – I just couldn’t stand this band but somehow hearing this song made me a believer and all of a sudden even the stuff I didnâ€™t like previously became really digable.

Just like one of the Youtube comments says; I really hope that this is an official video. Somehow I doubt it but itâ€™s sweet as all hell regardless.

Upon first listen to the new The Loved Ones record (Build & Burn) I wasn’t sure that it was anywhere near as good as their last record (Keep Your Heart) which has gotten pretty regular rotation from me over the last couple of years but I’ll be god damned if I didn’t find myself consistently singing “Louisiana” while zoomin’ around the city.

The band played Toronto last night and we made it there after dodgeball (Dirtballs!!! Still #1 on the court and in your hearts!) just in time for them to take the stage. Each time I see the band they have more members; the first time I saw them as a three piece but after the original bass player left the band two fellas from The Explosion joined the band bringing them to four and last night Dave Hause’s sister joined them on keys.

One thing that this band highlighted is Toronto punksters have absolutely no rhythm; zero, zip, zilch, none, nada! Every time there’d be an overhead clapping part Ã la Kidstreet the overzealous fans would just start clapping frantically – out of time with the song and each other. It happened so often and so badly that the singer of the band had to keep clapping excessively slow just to get them in line. Jesus, kids! It’s clapping!!! How can you mess that up so badly?

Don’t ask me what it’s for or why I bought it but I couldn’t resist the “Japanese Rock Towel”. So killer!

Iâ€™ve been laying low a little bit for the last little week, trying to stay busy, enjoying my summer and let my poor old knees & tookus recover from last weekâ€™s Thursday 100s but hereâ€™s a quick recap of the last week or so of my life.

Polished off our work on Sparklesâ€™ home reno project out in Upper Beaches Scarberia.

Tried to sneak into this old building on the east side but figured weâ€™ll go back when we have proper flashlights and wooden stakes to fight off the vampires that live inside.

Fireworks are bad still!!

Iâ€™ve had a recent obsession with making my place look a little bit more homey and I figured some barnboard frames might help out a little bit but at $120 a pop (marked down from $140) I figured itâ€™d be a fun little DIY project and when Ben mentioned that he and Nick had recently redone the Vice office in barnboard from his dadâ€™s place and had some left over I jumped at the offer.

I swung by the officer where Nick was working on a shelving unit and banged out the framework but I still need to get some glass cut and build the backing.

Iâ€™m always amazed by what I can fit in this bag.

Breakie at Sadies with the fam.

Checked out the Forfeit, Crossroad, Eating Glass, etc. show at La Siesta Neauveax and had fun at a hardcore show for the first time in some time. Caught up with a lot of old friends and checked out some good jams. Stuck In The City are doing some great things for hardcore in this city.

What is this? A white T Shirt Convention?

Elijah quickly realized that he wasnâ€™t wearing a white shirt and felt horribly out of place.

A quick thinker; he quickly remedied the situation and saved himself further embarrassment.

Some friends of mine got it into their heads this week that Thursday night would be a good night of the week to do 100 Kilometer rides around the city and got it into my head that it would be a good idea to join them.

Iâ€™d been up and working all day, didnâ€™t sleep all that well the night before and generally speaking Iâ€™m not in good enough shape right now to pull that off but when my plans fell through I had no legitimate excuse to miss it and Iâ€™d rather be the guy that tried and failed than the one that bailed from the start. *cough* diaper babies *cough*

We met up at 1 Yonge around 7:30 and headed East through The Beaches via The Lakeshore / Queen to Birchmount and headed directly North through Scarborough.

Once we hit Steeles we took a short break and managed to get stuck in a bit of a torrential downpour. We hid out in a bus shelter for 15 minutes or so and it wasnâ€™t letting up so we figured we might as well just get on with it â€“ weâ€™re going to get wet either way.

Squishy socks and all; Cam, Liam, Ben & The Brothers Kaiser were usually a good couple minutes ahead and I was having some trouble keeping up so Aner and I had decided that we were going to drop off at around Steeles and Keele but when Robin, Toby and Miyako rolled up on us in our deliberation we decided to stick it out.

Somewhere in Woodbridge Liam took a bad bail which left him with a slightly warped front wheel and some good bumps and bruises. At that point we opted to cut south via Islington as opposed to cutting down Mississauga Road and back so we rolled through Rexdale and all the way back through Etobicoke to the Lakeshore where we headed west.

Always the gentleman, Liam was worried that we were cutting the ride short on his behalf. Donâ€™t worry, buddy, I was more than happy to turn back at that point and the rest of the ride got a lot easier once I knew we were getting closer to home and not further away!

We checked in at about 80k which as far as Iâ€™m concerned was not bad for a bunch of old (well, some of us anyway) folks on a rainy Thursday night – not to mention the fact that I’m pushing 82.8 Gear Inches – something I would definitely drop a little on a ride of this length in the future. It’s nice not to spin out on the flats and the downhills but pulling 15-20 pounds of bike, 10 pounds of stuff on my on my back and all 215 pounds of me up hills in that gearing is only slightly more pleasurable than a swift kick in the nuts.

All in all; I donâ€™t know that I could make it a weekly event but I feel great today in that â€œI feel like hellâ€ sort of way and Iâ€™m really glad that I made it out. Thanks for the ride, boys and girl.

When Trouble and I got bruck up in October Tony @ IRO whipped together a Mark V Pro but quick and sent it out to me to get me back on the road as soon as I was well enough to ride. Unfortunately, he didnâ€™t have any stock IRO 165â€™s in stock (which, even for a cheaper crank, I actually like a lot) so he threw on some FSA Veros with an IRO chainring. I appreciated that he got the bike to me so quickly but right away I knew I hated the cranks.

Visually, theyâ€™re too broad and flat across the top for my liking but thin where it counts which I figure accounts for some of how overly flexy they are. The pedal holes are drilled out fairly far from the end of the arm which tells me that FSA uses one crank arm for all arm lengths and just drills for pedals depending on what length theyâ€™re selling the cranks as. It makes sense from a manufacturing perspective, they are cheap cranks after all but it does serve to highlight that fact.

Funny little side-story about the FSA Vero Crankset: A friend at a local shop said that a guy that comes in from time to time was praising the FSA Veros saying that â€œhe used to have those crappy RPMsâ€ and he hated them but now heâ€™s got the Veros and theyâ€™re really great! Brother, have you ever looked at the backside of those FSA Cranks?

Iâ€™ve had my eyes set firmly on the Sugino 75s for some time but with a crankset that retails for around $250 locally, plus $120 for the chainring, not to mention that Iâ€™d need a new bottom bracket â€“ theyâ€™ve always sat pretty far out of my price range. Well, the bici gods have been kind to me and shown me a little mercy this week because I got hooked uuuuuup! Thanks fellas!

On a totally unrelated note: has anyone else noticed an abundance of young people rippin’ around the city on unicycles?

Thanks to Brent, Benny, Sean, Sarah & all the sponsors and especially the countless volunteers (esp. the Toronto Bike Union for the Valet Parking) who made the 2008 Bicycle Film festival such a great success.

This piece was amazing – not only because it’s a gratuitous boob shot but because it was in the middle of a relatively small floor space and it made for great entertainment watching drunk ocad girls in heels stomp all over it time and time again.

Nothing quite like changing a flat over dinner – two in one night for the Killer!