The Ten Commandment: "Thou shalt not cast Christian Slater as Moses, no matter how much the Hollywood party boy wants to fulfill some form of karmic community service." -- John Monaghan, DETROIT FREE PRESS

Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour: "Beset by bad lighting, limited visual imagination and acting so wooden it might have termites." -- John Anderson, VARIETY

Rush Hour 3: "Rush Hour was acceptable. It was to Rush Hour 2 what McDonald's is to White Castle. Rush Hour 2 is to Rush Hour 3 what White Castle is to cat food." -- Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST