Friday, May 26, 2006

Ken Lay's fast track to hell

Ken Lay, the CEO (Chief Evil Officer) of Enron, is insane...and now on a fast track to hell.

I almost vomited when I saw this Corporate Hitler, who was dumping his own stocks while he lied to his employees and bullied them into buying more stocks in the company, on TV last night.

This scumbag maniacally began to invoke "the Lord", and stated that "God is in control" and this priceless gem, mis-quoted and mis-applied: "all things work together for good for those who follow the Lord".

The actual verse Mr. Numbnuts Ken Lay tries to recite, showing his craven ignorance, goes like this: "And we know that God causes all things to work together for good to those who love God [not filthy lucre, mammon, green grim reapers], to those who are called according to His purpose." (Romans 8:28).

Mr. Lay, you're not one who "loves God", nor are you "called according to His purpose," you freaking moron.

Ken Lay (Me Down To Sleep, I Pray the Lord My Soul to Keep):

...you're done, finished, through, and by invoking vainly and hypocritically the Name of The Lord, you're double done, perfectly finished, and thoroughly through.

You have brought down a powerful, inchoative curse upon yourself.

Next time, don't hide behind a Bible like it's the refuge of scallywags, perverts, and highwaymen. Don't run to "the Lord" like a lost potato of shit. He won't have you. Why? You refuse to repent.

One must needs

-- repent, regret, and reform --

-- make amends, "sell all that thou hast, and give to the poor", sacrifice your life, fortune, and sanity for your betrayed and butt-wrenched employees and creditors --

-- for Dr. Phil fans: acknowledge, apologize, accessorize with new attitude -- before "the Lord", or public sympathies, or the Justice Department, will even deign to look your way.

Incalcitrant, you doom yourself to massive incineration, burning and blurring like this planet, soul-bal warming disaster, your ineffable misfortunes have only just begun!