The Sting II

You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every voice you hear—for the rest of your life—sound like Bravo's ad voice-over guy.

When you see a film, all dialogue will sound (to your ears) like it's being spoken by Bravo's ad voice-over guy.

If you listen to music, all lyrics will sound like they're being performed by Bravo's ad voice-over guy.

If you talk to yourself, your voice will sound like Bravo's ad voice-over guy (but it will only sound this way to you).