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What we were talking about in April fools: he is nice most times but all he wants to do is work! He does not have fun at all. We had to BEG him just to go ghost hunting with us! Sometimes I think he only married me because I got pregnant.

C'mon! He might of married you cause you got pregnant (NOT) but he for DAMN sure doesn't

A) stay married to you

or

B) repeat the offense multiple times

unless there's something there in the hearts and flowers department. And, Stace, way too many fellas out there who ain't supporting their families...

Hell, I know it's tuff, I got that trophy myself, but sometimes a man doesn't see past the logical/make it work/fix it/do it/take care of it/protect it stuff. You know...the old right-brain-left-brain outlook.

Don't look a horse in the mouth unless he's got a gift for ya! As the ankle-biters get older (and the economy gets better?!?), he'll get better. Either that or you'll figure out that you don't "beg," ya "TELL."

Hey Gypsy! How are you tonight? I am still looking for a GOOD joke for you LOL. Thanks for the post there is a lot more to the story just forgot this was public oops. LOL have a good weekend and keep posting we love hearing from Alaska. Did I tell you my husband wants to move there? No offense but I don't. WAY to COLD! That is the only reason. Have a good one.

Doing good up here. Kinda tired. We went walkabout this afternoon at a place called Petroglyph Beach...a place at the mouth of the Stikine River that has these ancient rock carvings. (They pre-date the Tlingit Indians who have been here time out of mind).

Good Friday Morning to you all.. am still up, hubby will be going out about 3am for Fouchon and then back home to sit. This economy has really put a crimp in our lifestyle, just like everyone else.. Have been busy printing out applications to some trucking companies.. have to do something, because 100.00 a week isn't going to cut it. And am just getting over some nasty bug.. egads.. had my flu shot.. LOL.. guess they just love me. well enough of bringing everyone down . Will have to go and find some jokes to share with ya all.

Log on: Make the wood stove hotter.Log off: Don't add no more wood.Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove.Download: Getting the firewood off the truck.Floppy Disk: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood.Ram: The thing that splits the firewood.Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter.Prompt: "Throw another log on the fire".Window: What to shut when it's cold outside.Screen: What to shut during mosquito season.Byte: What mosquitoes do.Bit: What the mosquitoes did.Megabyte: What BIG mosquitoes do.Chip: Munchies when monitoring.Microchip: What's left after you eat the chips.Modem: What you did to the weeds.Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.Lap Top: Where kitty sleeps.Mouse: What eats the food in your pantry.Mainframe: What holds the house up.Web: The things spiders make.Web Site: The garage or attic.Cursor: Someone who swears a lot.Search Engine: What you do when the truck dies.Screen Saver: A repair kit for the torn window screen.Home Page: A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost when hunting moose.Upgrade: Driving up into Atigun Pass.Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays music.User: Buddy down the street who keeps coming over borrowing stuff.Network: When you have to repair your fishing net.Internet: Where the fish get caught.Netscape: When a fish gets away.On-line: When you get the laundry on the clothesline.Off-line: When the clothespin lets go and the laundry falls on the ground.

Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an stuff.

Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around and Boudreaux got knocked unconscious. Den da plane start driftin. Pierre come run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out all over da steerin wheel.

Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," Someone answer. "Don you worry a bout nittin. We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by sep, ah gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyting ta us. Fus, how high yu are, an whas you position?"

Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all day wa to da front of da plane."

"No! No! No!" answer da tower. " What you altitude, an where you location?"

Good Friday Morning to you all.. am still up, hubby will be going out about 3am for Fouchon and then back home to sit. This economy has really put a crimp in our lifestyle, just like everyone else.. Have been busy printing out applications to some trucking companies.. have to do something, because 100.00 a week isn't going to cut it. And am just getting over some nasty bug.. egads.. had my flu shot.. LOL.. guess they just love me. well enough of bringing everyone down . Will have to go and find some jokes to share with ya all.

We know all to well bout those 100 a week checks but hubby has been running here lately! Yea so far his Biggest check has been 450 and that was last Friday. Things gotta get better cause we might Stare to death. LOL I sure miss them 1000 a week checks!

For the record it is 38 degrees and the sun is shining! What a day....

Giving Up DrugsTwo guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,” How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That’s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (To the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your ***hole before prison...`"

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