Summary

Racetrack Higgins and Spot Conlon, being the stubborn sons-of-btches they are, have declined their invitations to join the group trip to Santa Fe for Jack and Sarah's wedding, and decided to drive on their own. Having been courting for over a year now, the two assumed being alone in a car together for more than 29 hours would be less-than-horrible. To quote Race's beloved great-grandmama, "Never assume - it just makes an ass out of you and me."