Internet readies itself for flood of posts feigning panic...just like this one!

We figured the apocalypse would start with either the flooding of NYC or a global economic collapse that not even China could loan enough money to prevent, but now we see it's going to be the bacon. It's not that society will devolve when bacon is rationed out to only the wealthiest 1%, it's that the internet will be overwhelmed by so many unoriginal Reddit posts and Facebook status updates from people who think talking about liking bacon a lot is funny, patience will quickly dwindle and the population will just resort to physical violence until everyone's dead and the pigs inherit our wreckage.