"Exclusive" is a well-established newspaper noun, but I'd score it as an adjective here, which is something like a single in the top of the 10th after nine perfect innings. Otherwise, we're all nouns, all the time.

All the pesky grammar is over and above the question of why the Most Super-Important Story in the World for Post readers is the, ahem, Crown-endorsed MI6 death-by-Fiat plot to take Diana down for her plans to destroy Prince Charles by "releasing embarrassing information about his sexual peccadillos."

You just never know what you're getting when you sample a Murdoch product, do you?

The main head is odd, though, isn't it? Slay isn't really a British newspaper word (unless Mr Latham is about to slap me down on that) but surely in anybody's language it's a verb not a noun, isn't it? How does one parse that head?

Picky: Yes, that always baffles me too, but they mean 'slaying', as a noun. That noun-without-'ing' thing is uniquely American (possibly even unique to the NYP?). I find the only way to parse some Post headlines is to mentally add 'ing' to the words one after the other, until it starts to make sense.

You mean these Americans who've been taking the piss out of us for using multiple nouns as multiple modifiers — something perfectly permitted by grammar — are also people who think the -ing in gerunds is optional? Good grief! The word "pshaw" springs to one's lips.

To be fair, I think it might just be the Post that thinks that. I wonder if they think that de-gerundising sounds 'British'? Because I think we would both testify that it doesn't. The Post does have a very distinctive Fleet-Street-redtop feel to it, for sure, but that aspect of its tone is pure Broadway.

We don't have many tabloids left, and at their peak, they probably couldn't have matched the Sun's circulation if they all ganged up and made a fist. Still, some things migrate successfully to our broadsheets, or we couldn't say SOLONS MULL HIKE, could we?

Some gerunds have had their ings taken off and yet managed to move into several different registers of news language; the stock market's opening has pretty thoroughly become the "open" on public radio, for one. That could be one of those things that people start doing because all the cool kids are doing it -- sort of how we stole "go missing" from you guys.

Nominal "slay" is not so lucky. It's almost unheard-of outside the tabs and pretty rare outside the post. Nonetheless, here's a tasty sample from the Boston Herald:

A-Rod gal slay witness at 99 in ’95

("... the ex-Centerfolds dancer who had a two-night stand with Yankees cheater Alex Rodriguez, was the waitress on duty at the 99 Restaurant in Charlestown when five men were gunned down in 1995," so the reference is to a gal who was a slay witness, not a witness to a gal slay)

And I suppose even in everyday colloquial speech there are gerund-like ing-less nouns ... I mean the ones that are always preceded by the indefinite article and that are treated like nouns but are very gerundish, very much almost verbs, a kind of snapshot of a process:

It was a good readCan I have a go of that?Why don't you have a choose?Stand up here and have a see.