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Last Day to Get Golden EIB Ticket

RUSH: Folks, look, this is it, the last day of the last Two If By Tea sweepstakes of the year. And this one we pulled out all the stops. We're going for broke. This is the biggest sweepstakes that we have had. Now, for those of you who are new listeners, just a little brief history. We started Two If By Tea over a year ago. We wanted to start a small business within the United States, experience firsthand all of the requirements, licenses, fees. All the hoops that you have to jump through to take a product to market from scratch, from nothing. Our goal was to create some jobs and manufacture with all American-made products in a fun, unique way, and that's what Two If By Tea is.

And, of course, you expect me to say this, but it is, it's the best iced tea you've ever tasted. Whatever flavor you get, I guarantee it will blow you away. Even if you're not a tea drinker, you will love this. And we also, from the beginning, have sponsored the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. It's a great group of guys that provide high school scholarships to the children of fallen heroes, lost either abroad or right here at home when domestic tragedies happen such as 9/11. They provide college scholarships for the kids of Marines killed in action, and we have the information on MC-LEF on every bottle of tea and at our website, TwoIfByTea.com.

We are thrilled, absolutely thrilled to announce that, because of you, Two If By Tea has donated over $1 million in product and monetary donations to incredible causes, including the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. We hoped to raise a hundred thousand dollars to be able to donate in just the first year, and we did that by a factor of ten, over a million dollars.

Now, our other goal at Two If By Tea is to provide you with unique experiences that you may not be able to do on your own, such as visiting anywhere in the country that you want to go for three days, or go on a cruise, any number of reasons, any number of things. Now, we know the economy's tough right now, finances might be tight for many of you, and a lot of you are just downright bummed out after this election. So the final sweepstakes of the year features an opportunity for six people, three winners, each can bring a guest, to come visit us here in South Florida to spend the afternoon with me right here in the EIB Southern Command.

You won't have to worry about anything. We take care of it from start to finish. You hang out during the show. You hear Snerdley screen the calls. See what goes on here as the show takes place. You listen to it. You get to watch it. We will sit you down right here in the air chair, the official Attila the Hun chair, the Limbaugh Institute, right behind the Golden EIB Microphone. Your picture will be taken, and you'll have that to show everybody to prove that you were actually here. You will be able to watch me command the airwaves in person.

Now, we did this last year, and we had so much fun with it, we wanted to repeat it and expand it, and now make it an annual tradition. So this is it. The greatest final Two If By Tea sweepstakes of the year right now through tonight, 11:59 p.m. Pacific. All you have to do is shop at TwoIfByTea.com to be automatically entered to win. A total of three grand prize winners. Each one gets a three-day, two-night expense paid trip to Florida, including round trip airfare and accommodations at a luxurious Florida resort. We pick up everything. You spend the afternoon with us here at the Southern Command, have lunch, take pictures, do it all. We did it last year, it was just a great time for everybody and so we decided to do it again.

If you're still looking for gifts for Christmas or Hanukkah, this is it. What could be better than winning this? Plus there's a golden EIB ticket that you get to keep that allows you to get in in the first place. Now, we told you we wanted to go big for the final sweepstakes of the year. In addition to the grand prize winners, we have a total of 50 other prizes in honor of the 50 great states in the country. And these aren't chump change, either. If you are one of the lucky first place winners, we're gonna send you two engraved, hand-framed exclusive signed pictures of me. You give one to somebody and keep the other one for yourself or keep them both, whatever. And also an autographed copy of my first book The Way Things Ought to Be. See, I Told You So, came second.

So 50 winners get pictures and the book. So good luck. All you have to do is go to TwoIfByTea.com. The official rules are posted there. Check 'em out, you can see pictures of the previous winners as well. But you have until 11:59 Pacific time tonight, shop TwoIfByTea.com and you're automatically entered to win. And the tea price, by the way, has been reduced for a limited time as well. The shipping is free. You can't pass this up, folks. It's a deal that you won't get anywhere else with a prize offering that's not available anywhere else, either. TwoIfByTea.com to see all the details.