Jen’s distracting nipples

It’s a tool we all use and often to divert attention away from something we might be insecure about. You accentuate a small waist to balance out a fuller bottom. Or you highlight your long legs to balance out a heavier top.

Check out Jennifer Aniston on the set of We Are The Millers yesterday in North Carolina. She’s a prostitute who has to pose as a suburban mom.

What’s the focal point here?

Come on. It’s her nipples, right?

What’s she trying to distract us from?

Well, it’s not exactly the most attractive character (or variation of Rachel Green) she’s ever played, is it? Her version of Charlize Theron in Monster? Were her nipples featured in every episode of Friends?