The other day, I figured I’d play through my Devo collection. That oughta be nice and harmless, right?

Silly me. I had forgotten about “I Need A Chick.”

That was worse than the time I put on Jimmy Buffett, and a woman walked in with her small children just as “Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw” started up.

But recently, I dodged the biggest bullet of all.

My boss is a bit of a country fan (how bad is he? Well, last week he asked “Jay, what in hell are we listening to?” and I had to tell him about “Bohemian Rhapsody.” But I digress…), so I went to the “genre” setting and fired up “Contemporary Country.”