July 2, 2012

NaBloPoMo - July 2

Monday, July 2, 2012

Tell us your favourite joke.

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Oh my gosh, I can't tell jokes to save my life. I either can't tell it right or I forget the punchline. Also, a lot of jokes nowadays are just gross. I'm down for the dirty-funny, but not the disgusting funny.

I can't really remember any childhood jokes, but I do remember always reading the jokes on the Laffy Taffy wrappers. They're unbelievably corny, but kids love them.

Q: What kind of bear has no teeth? A: A gummy bear!

Q: Where does the general put his armies? A: In his sleevies!

Q: When does it rain money? A: When there is change in the weather.

Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.

Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you.

Q: Why was the tomato blushing? A: Because she saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper? A: Because he was already stuffed.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.

Q: How do you fix a broken jack o'lantern? A: You use a pumpkin patch.