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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Fake Plot 2 (paca)

Another fake plot I submitted over at EE for an unknown novel named "Dire Wolf".

In this collection of short stories, CliffNote Brown uncovers that his uncle Dire Wolf is a werewolf. In following stories, CliffNote reveals the identities of Ima Succuboos, Vamp Ire, and Bob the Lifesucking Demon III.

Maybe Leaflet Brown or GameBoy Brown would have been better. I think I'd also now change it to Bob Soulsuckingdemon Smith. These are mysteries for those with a really short attention span.

BTW, I loved Encyclopedia Brown when I was a kid.

OK, getting carried away now with my character. Here's one for "Painted Wings".

Cliffnote Brown discovers a dead angel with wings painted solid gold. There's only one clue: a business card of one Luke I. Fur. Can Cliffnote solve the riddle?!