Walter: Code name: “Angel of Death.” I have fought in the most dangerous wars humanity has ever waged. I have done battle against the armies of the undead. So if you think you have any chance of surviving now that I have turned my eyes on you… I’m afraid your hopes are sadly misplaced.

Narration: A-ha! There’s a smile! It’s not for me, though — it’s for her “pet dog,” Alunacard. As far as she knows, he’s just an eight-eyed dog. She thinks I don’t even know that much. He’s actually a vampire, but I trust him. We’re old friends, in every sense of the word. Integra: And how… Continue reading Bonus Act Page 3

[International House of Suits] Integra: The IHOS? Walter, you didn’t! Walter: I sent your measurements last month; they’ll have several suits prepared by now. Happy birthday, Integra! Clerk: The fitting rooms are this way…excuse me, are these for her? Walter: Indeed they are. Clerk: We’re very sorry — we had these tailored with a young… Continue reading Bonus Act Page 4

Integra: Hold this, will you? Walter: Certainly. This is a beautiful pin…Integra…Where did you get this pin? Integra: Why do you want to know? Walter: Well, it’s just that… …your father had a pin exactly like this. [CRASH] Integra, are you all right? Integra: I’m fine. You just, uh…surprised me, that’s all.

Integra: Now give me a minute, will you? Walter: Yes, sir. Integra (thinking): Pins like this aren’t easy to come by. Is it a coincidence that my father had one? Or could it be… Integra: Okay, changed. I’m coming out… [WHFFF]

[The Hellsing mansion] Walter: By the way, Integra…I have one more present for you. Most members of the Royal Order of Protestant Knights get their portrait done at some point…and I got this out last week.