Keeping the rapier pressed to Pufall's gut, Brisbane dialed 911, but the suspect allegedly cracked the security guard in the head repeatedly with a tire iron.

In the ensuing scuffle, Brisbane cut himself on the sword, which was broken to begin with. Brisbane claimed to police that he threw Pufall on the floor and hit him upside the head with a full beer bottle.

Then, he held a screwdriver to Pufall's neck and escorted him outside to await arriving cops. Pufall tried to convince police that Brisbane started the brawl by dragging him into the closed pub, but cops didn't buy it.

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Quanta'e Powell

Powell is accused of running naked around a Florida apartment complex in February, 2012. A police report on Powell's arrest notes that, ""Statements from the defendant were not possible as he would only state he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine."