Joe was going into the desert for a week and he needed a camel for the trip. He was a stranger to the desert but was able to locate a rent-a-camel office.

Joe tells the rent-a-camel man that he will be making a long trip through the desert for one week. The rent-a-camel man says even his best camel can only go 4 days without water.

After some discussion, the rent-a-camel man says, “I don’t like to suggest this, but you know a good camel can go an extra 3 days or more if he is bricked.”

Joe agrees to take the best camel and after the paperwork is done and Joe is leaving the rent-a-camel office, the rent-a-camel man reminds Joe to brick the camel.

Not wanting to display his ignorance, Joe doesn’t ask about the procedure for bricking the camel. Well Joe knows that it is a long difficult trip for the camel and lets it eat ant drink its fill. He encourages the camel to take on all the water it can by offering it often.

Sure enough 4 days into the trip the camel drops dead. Poor Joe barely makes it back to town alive and can’t wait to confront the rent-a-camel man.

“You rented me a poor camel”, Joe says. “It died after only 4 days in the desert, and I almost perished with it.”

The puzzled rent-a-camel man looks up at Joe and says, “He was my best camel. Did you brick him?”

Mad as hell, Joe replies, “There’s that ‘brick him’ thing again…… What the hell do you mean ‘brick him ?”

The rent-a-camel man explains that when the camel bends over to drink, you take two bricks and slam his gonads. As the camel gasps with his head submerged, he takes on another 3 to 4 day supply of water.

“My God !”, Joe says,” Doesn’t that hurt ?”

The rent-a-camel man answers, “Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way when you slam the bricks together.”

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
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Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

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