Do You “Beet Off” at Work, Too?

Come on now, come clean—do you beet off at work? Or hey, do you want to beet off at work (or home, or church, or your boyfriend’s house, whatever)? Then enter to win our weekly Caption This contests, where you can win this shirt. It’s awesome. I have one, of course, and people literally stop me in the grocery store to read what’s on the front of it (f-ck yes I wear this bitch grocery shopping). Some people give me really dirty looks and some people crack up laughing. I guess it really kind of shows who’s got a sense of humor and who doesn’t, but I just know that all of you guys really, really do (OK, well, most of you).

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So Chaz, you were finally able to become a man but that’s not enough. You have to go call a “real” man sexist pig over a mere joke. Is this just your frustration over that one time LOOONG ago when Cher, your mom, came to visit me and I tapped that ass? I’m sure, I said I was sorry for that, I think once. Let it go!!!!