Thanks to the Washington Post for writing us up and finding this amazing photo of Johnny Knoxville and his delightful sno-cone. Though it appears that this sno-cone may just be for show, there is no syrup! FOR SHAME!

Oh I see how it is... When a woman is eating a corndog, she must be thinking about giving head, but when a guy is eating a snowcone the way Johnny is, he couldn't possibly be thinking about eating some girl out... You commentors are sexist, you know that?