Like an apparent majority of Post-ers on this Forum, we think Hopelessly Talent-Free Horror-Meister Uwe Boll is Europe's answer to Michael Bay -- He couldn't make a good movie with an Oscar caliber screenplay. And BLOODRAYNE continues Boll's Lifelong Losing Streak...

Hey, the reason why he's making movies is because there's a German tax loophole. So no matter how many movies he's making, and disappointing the box office receipts become, no one loses money. But, check this, there's a chance that loophole will be fixed, and Uwe Boll won't have anything to back up. So, maybe no more bad movies. We hope.

For "Underworld 2," it's a much better movie. It ain't brain candy, but it probably has better actors and a script to back it up. We'll see, though. "Underworld 1" wasn't a bad movie itself.

Call me naive, but I just watched the trailer for Dungeon Siege, and I have a feeling that it will be the best of Uwe Boll's films ( That's like being shot is the best way to die). Ray Liotta doesn't speak with an accent and actually looks like he's making an effort ( IE not drunk or unwilling to be in the movie). Maybe this movie will actually have redeeming qualities.

Highlight of the movie was that we got to see Ms. Loken in the nude. Thought i have to say, if you are FINALLY going to do a nude, you might want to do it for artistic reason in a HALF WATCHABLE movie, not just because in a sh*tty movie. I still dont get that scene at all, maybe it was the onlyl way to get people in the movie theater. Speaking of which I think that was the same idea they had with Underworld 2

Most of Uwe Boll's movies are rubbish (no offence meant to him), maybe he should just quit and do something else. These movies just failed with him, but all the blame can't be placed on him, it has to be shared out between all the cast and crew. I must say however, he should get a razzie for his directing.

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