I took the bride out last night to liquor her up...she drinks to tolerate me. We were sitting there chatting and I heard a voice..." Nice shirt'...Then I heard it again." Your daughter is very pretty'....then I heard it say.." I really like your haircut". The bartender walked by and I asked if she heard the voice too...She said " It`s the peanuts...They`re complimentary....................."

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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

I took the bride out last night to liquor her up...she drinks to tolerate me. We were sitting there chatting and I heard a voice..." Nice shirt'...Then I heard it again." Your daughter is very pretty'....then I heard it say.." I really like your haircut". The bartender walked by and I asked if she heard the voice too...She said " It`s the peanuts...They`re complimentary....................."

You know it's Stupid Joke Friday when the nuts start talking.

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"Problems are almost always a sign of progress." Harold BettesWell, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .

I took the bride out last night to liquor her up...she drinks to tolerate me. We were sitting there chatting and I heard a voice..." Nice shirt'...Then I heard it again." Your daughter is very pretty'....then I heard it say.." I really like your haircut". The bartender walked by and I asked if she heard the voice too...She said " It`s the peanuts...They`re complimentary....................."

You know it's Stupid Joke Friday when the nuts start talking.

Are you sure you have the correct thread ?

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I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.