Here’s Deportivo Tachira’s 19-year-old goalkeeper, Jose Contreras, doing an absolute number of ACD Lara striker Gustavo Paez – first pipping the forward to the ball in a straight foot-race, slide-tackling possession away from him and then, just to grind some coarse sea salt into the wound, sticking a cheeky little lollipop back through his legs for good measure…