A PUA, an MRA and a SocJus walk into a bar

A PUA, an MRA, and a feminist social justice warriorette walk into a bar.

Before the bartender can even greet them, the feminist screams, "why haven't I been given a beer?? Oppression!!" and storms out.

The MRA sees a placard advertising ladies' night. He angrily storms out as well.

The PUA slips the bartender a piece of green paper with the words, "one hundred million dollars" written on it. He smiles and says, "give me all your beer." The bartender says, "Get the fuck out right now". The PUA is confused, having seen other people use similar bits of paper and achieve positive results. He leaves to try another bar.