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And sure, I accept that he was fighting a Sith Lord, but it also happened to be the same Sith Lord who just had his ass handed to him by Mace Windu. I guess you could argue that Palpatine let Mace win, but that doesn’t change the fact that Yoda totally got his ass kicked.

And then he ran and hid for 20 years.

And even that plan wasn’t a victory for Yoda. The only reason the Empire fell was because Luke ignored Yoda’s wishes and fought to save Vader instead of kill him.

Matter of fact, the only fight we ever see Yoda win was the fight with R2-D2 over that damn lamp.

And even then, it was because R2-D2 was told to let him have it…

So there you have it. Four reasons why Yoda was the opposite of everything a Jedi is supposed to be.

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You know, it just occurred to me that this might be the nerdiest blog I’ve ever written.