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WASHINGTON -- Over the past year, agents of the Department of Homeland Security Rapid Response Search Team have intercepted more than 320 suspicious female passengers outside airports and subjected them to thorough strip-searches before clearing them as possible terrorists.

There's only one problem: There is no Department of Homeland Security Rapid Response Search Team. The "agents" are bogus and the attractive young women who've obligingly removed their clothing for the humiliating searches have been hoodwinked, federal lawmen say.

"The suspects, who work in small teams, have developed quite a convincing spiel -- but they're cunning perverts," warns an investigator.

Victims who've learned they were searched by phonies feel violated.

"These guys acted so professional, I never questioned for a minute that they were real federal agents and I thought I was doing my patriotic duty by cooperating," says 27-year-old Eve Denforth of Queens, N.Y.

"Now, when I think how I let those weirdos put their hands all over my body and even see me naked, I get sick."

FBI officials will not comment on the ongoing, hush-hush investigation -- fearing that undercover agents attempting to infiltrate the sicko group might be compromised. But the investigator says the well-organized ring may include as many as 60 men working at different major airports nationwide.

The depraved voyeurs, who operate out of unmarked vans, usually prey on single women arriving at the airport, the source reveals.

Miss Denforth says she was approached as she got out of a taxi at New York's La Guardia Airport by three men in official-looking uniforms.

"In retrospect, I realize that there was something fake-looking about their uniforms -- they didn't look like regular cops," she recalls.

The men told the flustered passenger that she matched the description of a female terrorist suspect and asked her to accompany them to their "command center" -- which later turned out to be an out-of-use cargo bay. Inside, the men told her she would have to submit to a search.

"There were two other girls there -- and they both were pretty with nice figures too," says Miss Denforth, a lingerie model. "At the time, I figured that must have been the description of the lady terrorist."

First the women were carefully patted down. "The guys ran their hands all over my body," she recalls.

Then the stone-faced-but-polite "agents" ordered the trio to strip.

"They said it so matter-of-factly, like it was perfectly routine -- so we all got undressed," she says. "They examined me very thoroughly for hidden weapons -- I even had to lift up my breasts to prove I didn't have any explosives taped underneath.

"Afterward, they thanked me for being a good sport. Later, my dad made some phone calls and we quickly learned the whole thing was a trick." Lawmen hunting for the suspects advise travelers to use common sense.

"Before you undress, look closely at the person's badge and make sure it looks real," advises a New York police source.

Quote:"These guys acted so professional, I never questioned for a minute that they were real federal agents and I thought I was doing my patriotic duty by cooperating," says 27-year-old Eve Denforth of Queens, N.Y.

"Now, when I think how I let those weirdos put their hands all over my body and even see me naked, I get sick."

"FBI officials will not comment on the ongoing, hush-hush investigation -- fearing that undercover agents attempting to infiltrate the sicko group might be compromised. But the investigator says the well-organized ring may include as many as 60 men working at different major airports nationwide."

Maybe its not phony at all, and they finally got caught just a thought.

--------------------Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
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--------------------"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

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