Editors note: some or all of the images in this post have been removed at request of JCM.

The hat seems unnecessary, but I am completely down with the rest of cosplay extraordinaire Jordan Carver and her never ending quest to bring her ginormous bosom to bear in any number of classic pictorial cliches. It’s like she has her own Sears Portrait Studio, but just for adults. I’d love to be the camera man with the hand puppet making her smile, and I don’t mean by making silly voices with the hand puppet.

Oh, Jordan, you are the two glorious gifts that keep on giving. Enjoy.