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Forming in the best place to enjoy some tea, they signed to Simon Says Coward's label called Psycho Records and tried to audition to appear in the X Factor to show off their erections from touching each other. Since they had small cocks, Zayn was the only who had an erection big enough, possibly because he was of Paki descent, which is basically a nigger. There was only one erection in the audition, so they ended up failing anyways. After this, they made their debut album and gave so many fangirlsmoist vaginas (which is the female erection) and then got their song "What Makes You Hawt Enough to Give Me an Erection", but it was changed to "What Makes You Beautiful" since the original song title was sexual and the fascist leaders of Britain and Americunt couldn't allow it.

Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watchingyou all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine

Oh, before youkill us, check out this thing
Oh god that is disgusting
I don’t even want to know what that is
I think it’s that one thing
Thanks Todd, and Stasia, you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys?
But there's this other band that I dig
They’re called: THE WANTED

You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes
Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized
You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly
But that’s why you’re special to me

“OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!”

Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out
I play guitar
Yes it’s true
That’s you – you are huge
And look like a dude
But that’s why we love you