In his own words

In 3 words: I'm blunt, happy, and extremely sarcastic (if you're gonna tell me that's 4 words we shouldn't date). Sure someday I want the white picket fence, the lame family photos, and a dog. But ultimately, the only way to hold me down and keep me happy is good, sometimes funny, honest conversation.
I was born in Israel when my Argentinian dad decided to go to medical school in Israel, and met my hilarious, super Israeli, jew mom. We then moved to LA for a hot minute, then Chicago, which is where I spent most of my teens. Decided I wanted to pursue the suicide mission of a music career, and galloped off to Boston, MA where I attended the Berklee College of Music, and only two Red Sox games (cause I'm not a "bro", and football makes baseball look like those soap operas they only air at like 10 a.m.).
After college, I moved back to Chicago, whored myself out to reality television and did a circuit of shows I don't regret doing. All finally leaving me here, in La La Land, California.
A funny, witty, sarcastic, spontaneous girl is a surefire win for me. Also, unfortunately, having dog allergies (or a general dislike for dogs) is pretty much a deal breaker. Otherwise, anything goes!