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They say The Funk is a living creature. It's about the size of a
medicine ball, and covered in teats. It came from another planet,
landed over Bootsy Collin's house. Back then, Bootsy was just a
simple farmer, but he took one look at those mauve titties and he
lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk, and made himself a
Funkshake, for which he praised the Lord. After consuming said
Funkshake, he began to feel fizzy inside and found he could see
'round corners. He passed out, but when he came to, baby, he was
slappin' that bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of
delirious funky priest. A few months later, he was world famous
with his band Parliament, and everyone wanted a piece of the Funk:
Rick Wakeman, even the BeeGees. One day, Parliament were on the
Mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked
the Funk clean overboard. That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk
died. The Funk has never been heard from since but recently an
account has surfaced in which a sea-man named Old Gregg claims that
he found the Funk in an oyster shell. These are his words:
...Two weeks later, I found the Funk in bed with a Conger Eel. At
first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection,
I realized that it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I
offered to take him back to Parliament but he said he was done with
that shit, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were
only interested in his funky produce. So I let him live down here
with me in this cave.
Whether this Old Gregg has the Funk still remains to be seen. Some
say the Funk will reappear when it so pleases, in the hands of a
worthy musician. Many musicians have tried to find and capture the
Funk, but all have failed. Some say it is because the Funk did not
judge these musicians as worthy carriers of his glory.

The 1980’s saw a dramatic upswing in truly eccentric hair styles.
Maybe America was looking to get a little crazy with their coif
after the relative mundaneness of sixties and seventies hairstyles
like the shellacked flip and the hippie iron-straight look. As any
book or movie will tell you, the 80’s were all about excess, and
that certainly applied to the hairstyles.
The watchword for hair in the 1980s was BIG. Big hair was certainly
not a new concept in the 1980s. In fact, some of history’s biggest
hairstyles ever hail from the royal courts of the 17th century. But
the 80’s ushered in a new era of inventiveness with more diversity
and far more options than had ever existed before.

The highest ranking individual goes by the title Sovereign. Should
something happen to the current Sovereign to prevent them from
fulfilling their duties the next highest ranking member takes over
the title and duties of Sovereign.
The Sovereign usually communicates with a "tele-screen", appearing
as a heavily distorted, red tinted image with a modulated
voice.
The current Sovereign is revealed to be musician David Bowie, who
is a shape-shifter.

Klaus Sperber (January 24, 1944 - August 6, 1983), better known as
Klaus Nomi, was a German countertenor noted for his wide vocal
range and an unusual, otherworldly stage persona.
Nomi was known for his bizarrely theatrical live performances,
heavy make-up, unusual costumes, and a highly stylized signature
hairdo which flaunted a receding hairline. His songs were equally
unusual, ranging from synthesizer-laden interpretations of
classical music opera to covers of 1960s pop standards like Chubby
Checker's "The Twist" and Lou Christie's "Lightnin' Strikes". He is
perhaps best remembered in the US as being one of David Bowie's
backing singers during a 1979 performance on Saturday Night
Live.[1]
Nomi was one of the first celebrities to contract AIDS. He died in
1983 at the age of 39 as a result of complications from the
disease.

Tonight on The Syndicate..
Cairbre sits in a bucket of warm wallpaper paste and reads a Jane
Auston Novel.
Cascyad crawls out of a lake and machine guns a box of
kittens
Sista say hello to a man in a restroom
and Owen put a funny hat on a shark.