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Comment by Shsslayer

This guy thinks of evil plans just to get the tools, not the goblin, sick bastard.

Comment by jojogamerpants

Bellinger is standing next to a dwarf named Bailey. The two appear to be looking out across Sparksocket Minefield as they strategize how to reach the tools sitting in the center. Here's their full dialogue:

Bailey says: "This doesn't look pretty, lad."Bellinger says: "I don't know, Bailey... it's not so bad. We could throw a rock at the tools from here."Bailey says: "That right? Well why don't you go prance your merry little self over and grab them, eh?"Bellinger says: "Well... I was just thinking... you're a bit smaller, so you're less likely to set off any of those mines."Bailey says: "That's strange... for a moment there, I could have swore you called me short."Bellinger says: "No, no, no! Not short... it's just... well... maybe I could toss you across most of it?"Bailey says: "Toss me? Okay, that's it punk."

<Bailey pushes Bellinger backwards into the air>

Bellinger says: "Ahhh!"

<Bellinger lands and runs back up to Bailey>

Bellinger says: "That was close! You scared me."

<several minutes go by until the two speak again>

Bellinger says: "I've got an idea, Bailey..."Bailey says: "Keep it to yourself."Bellinger says: "No, no - this might work! There's a path right there... only a few mines at the end in between us and the tools."Bellinger says: "We wait for the next adventurer to come through and we tell him that's the way to go... then after they set off the mines, we just walk in and grab the tools!"Bailey says: "You better hope they don't survive it, lad. Cause I'm just going to watch and laugh as they toss you in."

<after several minutes of silence, Bellinger and Bailey begin to walk around the side of the minefield, then stop>

Bailey says: "There's got to be a way in somewhere."Bellinger says: "It really doesn't look like it, Bailey."

<the two continue walking around the minefield, then stop again>

Bailey says: "How'd the goblin leave his tools there then?"Bellinger says: "Oh... good point. How about right there? That looks clear... kind of."Bailey says: "That's it, lad! It looks totally safe. Go for it, I'll be right behind ya!"Bellinger says: "Uh... that's okay. It still kind of hurts from last time."Bailey says: "Pansy."

<Bellinger and Bailey walk back to their original standing place where the conversation first began>

I think it's funny that in all the time Bellinger and Bailey discuss how to get the tools, they never talk about trying to save Janks, the goblin in the middle of the minefield sitting next to them. Poor Janks... :(