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Now, really, about me: I bring the crazy wherever I go, so I've been told...I make fun of myself more than anyone else ever could.
I hate: the awkward silence in elevators, watches with no numbers, picky eaters, Cancer and legalism. I love: coffee, stalking Hugh Jackman, my Spanx, COMMENTS, sarcasm and writing: Middle Grade, NA, YA Paranormal and Urban Fantasy.

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Friday, April 26, 2013

A-Z Challenge W is for Wolverine, Duh!

Who's surprised Jaybird's W is for Wolverine? You had to know this was coming! But who could have guessed what was coming for Hugh Jackman recently? Did any of you happen to hear the crazy-ass shiz that just went down with a stalker and my favorite X-man of all time?

I know I often joke around about me stalking Hugh Jackman here on my blog but for the love of God, Jaybird is mostly kidding! This woman, who was really stalking Wolverine, took things to a whole new level. She assaulted him with her pubes!! That wasn't a typo. She assaulted him With Her Pubic Hair.

Here's the low down on what happened: Last week, the brilliant and amazing HJ was minding his own business, working out at his West Village gym like always, when a psycho-ass fan attacked him with her freaking pubic hair! Forty-seven-year-old Kathleen Thurston allegedly followed Wolverine to the gym and managed to slip past security, throwing an electric razor full of her pubes at him while screaming, “I love you!” Uh, what the hell is wrong with people? Does it seem like the whole world has lost their damn minds lately or is it just me?

Come on lady, we all love Hugh Jackman, but do you honestly think throwing your nasty pubes at him was a best way to snag his love? The crazy beotch ran, but was arrested only about a block away and promptly charged with stalking. Apparently, she’d been tracking HJ for a while. She's showed up at both his home and his daughter’s school before. Which must have been so scary for him and his wife Deb, not to mention his poor daughter!

Despite the disgusting nature of the attack Jackman as always, remained gracious and incredibly kind when he was asked by TMZ about the insane assault. HJ reportedly said: “Here’s a woman who obviously needs help. I just hope she gets the help she needs.”

Honestly, what a gentleman. He still manages to keep things classy after getting assaulted with gnarly lady bits. He just wishes she gets the help she needs. Gotta love that guy!! But rest assure, no matter how much this fangirl may love him, the day will NEVER come where I wake up in the morning, drink a cup a coffee and think to myself, hmm, today seems like a fine day to shave my crotch and throw my pubes at Wolverine!!! (I am literally cringing every time I have to type that. Just the thought of it is beyond disgusting. Poor HJ, cripes!!)

Mel- I was driving home from work listening to the radio when the story came on and I almost crashed. I was laughing so hard I started crying. Then the full impact hit me and I got really grossed out. LOL

Wow. Is that how we attract men? I must have missed that memo. I shuddered at the thought of cleaning someone else's special hair off my body. What if your mouth was open? And I think I took this a step too far...sorry about that.

Whoa. What a crazy and disgusting thing to do . . .and the way you write about it makes me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Thank you Jaybird. And yes, HJ is awesome, and his whole gentlemanly way of handling horribly things just makes me admire him more. Poor guy and his poor family.

Ha ha, I knew before I came over here that I would be hearing about Wolverine! But I sure as heck didn't imagine I'd be hearing that story. How awful. I know it's silly to ask why, but why her pubes??? So bizarre. It's scarier, though, to think about her showing up at his daughter's school. That would be what would make me lose it. You don't mess with the kids!

Yeah- none of what she did could possibly be considered OK, but going to his daughter's school is really scary and crosses a line. I could NOT have been as generous and kind as he was to that woman if she showed up at my kids' school. I would be freaking out. Although, I would have a lot of trouble being kind to someone who just threw their pubes at me. Some things, should NEVER be done. OR even thought of! Just blows my mind.