Saturday, July 09, 2011

There are certain Dodger fans who will boycott today's game, but would it be too much to ask for the Dodger bats not to join them? The Dodgers are coming off back-to-back shutouts, but yesterday's Frito Latos of the team's offense almost wasted a tenacious effort by Chad Billingsley.

It would be great if the Dodgers could Harang ten off of Aaron, to turn him into a lemon Harang pie. And if they can't against the NL West's second-worst, then Ned Colletti has got to start thinking about Haranging it up.

I also call it, "Fuck Frank and his $15 parking!" If I go to Anaheim Stadium, I can park just as close for as little as $5, and I can tailgate safely. The drawback is, of course, having to stomach an Angel game.

Speaking of 3D, at a sneak preview of Harry Potter 7 Pt. 2 this morning, we could choose 2D or 3D. Those of us that chose 2D were treated like second class citizens, forced to stand in the sun until all the 3D patrons were seated.