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Thursday, July 06, 2017

"Considering the circumstances Activision truly have
put Wumpa fruit, sweat and tears into giving us a brilliant remaster of the
games we all remember."

Crash Bandicoot first came out in 1996 and was developed by
Naughty Dog. They went on to make two sequels, Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex
Strikes Back in 1997 and Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped in 1998. After that Naughty
Dog released a spin-off kart racing game called Crash Team Racing before
leaving the Crash Bandicoot series to make other incredibly successful video
game series in Jak and Dexter, Uncharted and The Last of Us.

No matter where your feelings lay with the other Crash
Bandicoot games released between 2000 and 2010 it’s safe to say the series went
downhill from then. From mixed reviews to negative reviews to different
developers and different publishers, to an unsuccessful reboot in 2007, things
have been frustrating for both Crash Bandicoot fans and anyone who has helped
create any of the games at any point in its history. Activision, who have been
the publisher since 2008, had a video game series that from 2010 to around 2015
or so, they didn’t know what to do with. It was like Activision were standing
right next to a Nitro box in a Crash game, anxious to move around it just in
case it explodes in their face but also they wanted to move forward. There was
potential in the Crash Bandicoot series, but they didn’t know how to make it a
success.

In around 2014 or 2015, rumours went around that Crash
Bandicoot was going to have a reboot. Activision had to many times play down
the rumours, mainly because they were just that, rumours. Even Naughty Dog had
to emphasise that they don’t have the rights to the video game series anymore,
and, even if they did, they don’t know if they would have made another Crash
game. But the rumours turned into hype – fans wanted Crash to return. A beloved
franchise and once mascot of the Sony Playstation, fans reminisced over how good
the original Crash trilogy was. They wanted a new Crash game, or a remake.
Crash Bandicoot, like Sonic the Hedgehog and Super Mario before it, had become
a classic platformer that fans would talk about as being some of their
favourite childhood memories. Surely the Crash Bandicoot series couldn’t stay
in limbo?

Crabs always go sideways. It's just a fact.

And then in 2016, Activision announced they would fully
remaster all three original Crash Bandicoot games. It wasn’t Naughty Dog, but
Activision, partnered with Vicarious Visions (who worked on the series from
2002 to 2004), would redo the three games in full HD and with some new features
too.

I would like to say, the circumstances that were handed to
Activision were difficult. Firstly, the original trilogy is very well loved by
a large selection of fans. They needed to redo the games to please them, but
also keep the games open to newer fans who haven’t played the games before.
They were taking on the three games originally done by Naughty Dog, a
completely different developer, using very outdated coding, lots of which they
were unable to reuse. Most importantly (in my opinion) they also needed to get
the “feel” of the original trilogy correct, something intangible that made
those games so great in the first place. Let’s get on with the review.

If you’ve not played Crash Bandicoot before, it’s a 3D
platformer where you control Crash (or in some levels Coco, his sister) where
you have to go from the start of the level to the end. In Crash 2 and 3 you’re
also expected to collect a crystal placed somewhere in the middle of the level.
You can jump and spin enemies and crates, the latter which gives you extra
lives and “Wumpa Fruit”, which you get an extra life when you collect 100 of
them. Other crates exist in the game like arrow crates which you can use to
jump extra high on, TNT boxes which countfrom 3 to 1 before exploding and exclamation crates which unlock a crate
somewhere else in the level. In Crash 2 and 3 you can also do a slide attack
and crawl, as well as do a belly flop and a high jump by doing the slide attack
quickly followed by jumping. In Crash 3 you also can unlock other special
abilities every time you defeat a boss. In Crash Bandicoot 1 you get a gem for
collecting every single crate in a level and completing the level without
losing a life. In Crash 2 and 3, they made this easier by only the need to
collect all the crates. One thing that was added in Crash 3 was Time Trial
mode, where you had to repeat levels as quickly as possible, getting time bonus
crates along the way. Earning fast times gets you Sapphire, Gold and Platinum
relics respectively. In the Crash Bandicoot remaster, they’ve added this
feature into Crash 1 and 2 as well.

Nothing like a bit of breakdancin' before beating up a massive robot with torpedoes!

Again if you’re not familiar with the story of Crash
Bandicoot, it’s not the most important part of the game but a brief outline is
that Dr Neo Cortex create a machine called the Evolvo Ray which is used to
mutate animals into super beasts. They experiment on Crash who Cortex was
intending on being the leader of an army of animal soldiers. They try to put Crash
into a machine called the Cortex Vortex which rejects Crash and allows him to
escape his lab. Instead, Cortex kidnaps Tawna, Crash's girlfriend to experiment
on instead. Crash decides he needs to rescue Tawna and defeat Cortex. In Crash
2 and 3, the story continues at the defeat of Cortex at the hands of Crash,
where Cortex is hell bent on getting revenge on Crash by using crystals to
power up the Cortex Vortex, to try and destroy the earth.

Comparing this to the original trilogy released between 1996
and 1998, naturally the graphics have had a complete overhaul. To be fair,
these aren’t the best graphics on the Playstation 4 but they were never meant
to be. They were meant to be crisp, polished and easy on the eyes. Activision
have done a splendid job of making Crash look brilliant. Being a big fan of the
original games, there are a couple of things I would have changed (like make
Crash look a bit goofier than he does comparatively to the original) but I
honestly can grasp at straws in terms of thinking of anything negative to say
about the redesigning of the games. The redesigns of all the boss enemies look
spot on too.

Being a massive fan of the original games, I was a little
concerned when I heard they were remastering the soundtracks of the original games.
The music in the original games has a big place in my heart and the job Naughty
Dog did in the original would be hard to beat. But, pleasantly, I barely notice
any difference when actually playing the game when hearing the music. It does
sound almost identical most of the time and the few changes are welcome because
they often substance rather than subtract, such as add native jungle sounds to
emphasise the area of the world the games are set in.

It's not realistic enough. Surely Crash would be sweating buckets, being next to all those grills??

When it comes to the sound of the game, overall it does
sound very crisp and each individual sound correlates well to what’s happening
on screen. But – and a big but – perhaps its nostalgia, but for me, Activision
have replaced many of the key sounds from the original games that didn’t need
replacing. Think of Sonic as an example – can you imagine if they changed the
sound of collecting rings? Or Mario, when he jumps into one of the tubes? These
sounds are over 20 years old and are iconic parts of the respective games. When
it comes to Crash Bandicoot, there are also classic sounds, completely omitted
from the remaster which disappoints me as a guy growing up with the games as a
kid. For instance, getting an extra life has a very mild “kerching” sound
compared to the brilliant one from the original games. The “whoa” sound that
Crash makes is completely changed too. The glorious “aaaaah” noise when
collecting a crystal is replaced. Just these little things, these iconic
sounds, should have remained in the game in my opinion to remind people that
these are the foundations of a 20 year old classic platformer that should be in
place in every Crash Bandicoot game ever released in the future. But never
mind!

Speaking of sound, the voice actors have done a good job in
the remaster overall, and most of the dialogue remains untouched too, with some
subtle changers here and there mainly for clarity. My only bug bear with this
remaster however is Cortex. That’s not to say that Lex Lang has done a bad job
as Cortex, but when Clancy Brown offers his services to completely redo his
work from Crash 2 and 3 and they don’t even consider him, it stings a little.
Cortex from the trilogy is one of my all time favourite villains and Clancy
Brown brought that life to life in a massive way during this period.

One thing that was a criticism of the Crash Bandicoot, but
was improved on slightly in Crash 2 and 3 was the controls and mechanics. In
what was a stumbling block in the original trilogy, the game play mechanics,
combined with the controls, are “almost” identical, for good or for bad. As
stated earlier in this review, for me an imperative factor in this transition
was to make the games “feel” the same, the intangible quality that was so
specific and evident in the original games but lacked in other titles, the
feeling so hard to define, HAD to be present in this remaster. And the result?
It’s 99% there. And I emphasise 99%. Sometimes the game play mechanics feel a
little “off”, sometimes the controls are a little stiff, but overall they do
feel the same, very much so. There’s one or two things that are different in
the mechanics, again, something hard to give examples of, but one thing is the
ice levels in Crash 2 – gliding across the ice doesn’t “feel” the same as the
original games, they definitely got that wrong and you have to mentally adjust
to that if you’re playing comparatively from the original from 1997.

However, I emphasise the mechanics and controls are almost
identical, “for good or for bad”. Why? Crash Bandicoot is HARD. Especially the
first game. The second and third games are a lot easier than the first, but
that doesn’t take away from the fact that overall as a package, this game, even
though it’s aimed at a younger audience, is a tough nut to crack. And while the
controls and mechanics are almost identical to the original games, this could
throw some people off. Aiming for that ambitious jump? Good luck. You’ll go,
“how did I not make that jump! This is ridiculous!”. You’ll swear there was
enough space between you and Nitro boxes. If you do Time Trials, be prepared
for trial and error, getting far into a level before falling down a pit at the
end. This game requires a lot of patience and it’s something a lot of modern
day gamers may struggle to adapt to, when, generally speaking, games are easier
than they were in the nineties.

No joke here. I love this picture, it's totally badass.

A final thing about the mechanics - if you’re someone that
completely mastered the original Crash Bandicoot series (something that I
actually did only 2-3 months ago), I would like to stress that this game isn’t
identical. I said earlier that it’s 99% the same, but those 1% moments make a
big difference. I got Game Over on Crash 2 a good few times in my run through
that game, despite the fact that in my run through the original game only 2-3
months ago I finished the game with 82 lives and didn’t get Game Over once.
There’s just certain parts of the remaster that are just harder than the
original. I can’t put my finger on what makes those moments harder, they just
are. You point and go – “I didn’t lose so many lives on this part of the game
on the original!” – and you just can’t put into words what it is. Trust me on
this, it’s not me being bad at the game, it’s just legitimately harder! That
being said, if you’re not someone that played the games over and over again,
and you only played Crash on occasion, you probably won’t notice. But it is
super hard regardless!

This next paragraph is for those who have played the
original trilogy and want to know what’s added into the game, or what remains
on a subtle level. I mentioned it earlier briefly but you can now play as Coco
in Crash 1 and 2, something you weren’t able to do before. Coco in these games
plays almost identical as Crash does and is purely there as for novelty
purposes, in the end her presence completely goes against the story of the game
but they did justify that by saying that she “uses the time machine from Crash
3 to relive Crash’s old adventures”. Coco can’t play every level however, but
she can play most of them. Also, she can’t be used to go against the bosses
either. As stated earlier too, you can now do Time Trials in Crash 1 and 2.
There’s also a leaderboard, so you can compare your times to how people are
doing around the world, which is nice. Also, if you beat Crash 2, you can
unlock the Spint Shoes (also named Crash Dash) ability from Crash 3, which is
definitely required because some of the Platinum times that you need to beat
are just crazy. The password saving system from Crash 1 has been removed and
replaced with a simple system similar to Crash 2 and 3, and the bonus levels
from Crash 1 allow you to try as many times as you wish, which too is similar
to Crash 2 and 3. When you get Game Over, Uka Uka from Crash 3 is the one to
give you the bad news, regardless of what game you’re playing. This, in my
opinion is a bit odd, mainly due to the fact that he was imprisoned up until
the story of Crash 3 so there’s an error of continuation. The jet pack levels
of Crash 2 gives you an option of inverting the up and down buttons to down and
up, if that makes sense, so those who found the controls confusing in the
original game can change them in the Options menu.

Overall, Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy is a brilliant
remaster of the original games which came out, 21, 20 and 19 years ago
respectively. Activision considering the circumstances, truly have put Wumpa
fruit, sweat and tears into giving us the games we all remember playing two
decades ago but with very polished look, remastered audio, some subtle but very
justified changes to the games and have truly given it a whole new lease of
life. Everything from the original Crash trilogy is there, all the good and the
bad and you can’t fault Activision in many ways for the job they have done. And
this game is great value, available in the UK for £25-£30 at base value, a
bargain compared to most new games that have come out. The question really now
is, what happens from here? Do Activision bring out a Crash Bandicoot 4, in a
similar style to these three? Or do they bring out a version of Crash Team
Racing? Early reports are saying this game has sold tremendously well, so this
certainly won’t be the last time we see Crash Bandicoot on our consoles!

Rating: ****1/4 stars

As an aside, this is what rating I would give the original
Crash Bandicoot games released in the late nineties in comparison:

Crash Bandicoot - ***3/4 stars

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - ****1/2 stars

Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped! - ****3/4 stars

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Game: Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackLevel: 15 (of 27)Level Type: ChaseRandom Fact: This is the only Chase level in the entire
series where you also ride an animal. The level is called “Escape From Papa
Bear” in Japan, which confirms that the large bear running after you is in fact
Polar’s dad and possibly his relatives too?

Imagine this. You’ve played Crash 1. You’ve beaten Boulders.
You’ve played through the other Chase levels. They were fun.

You then play Crash 2. You’ve beaten Crash Dash. You’ve
noticed that the Chase levels in Crash 2 are similar but longer chase levels to
the ones in Crash 1.

You then get to Level 15. But something’s different. It’s
not a big lump of rock chasing you, oh no. It’s a MASSIVE polar bear!

You run away from this magnificent beast, with even more
adrenaline pumping through you than the other chase levels. That rock was a
pain in the butt to deal with, but this bear makes the whole thing so much more
exhilarating.

The level is nearly over. But what’s this? Is that Polar,
from the 8th level “Bear It”. Seriously?? I’m going to ride Polar
whilst running away from a bear ten times his size?? This is insane!!

For me, Un-Bearable is the most fun Crash Bandicoot level of
all time. I love Chase levels. I love riding the Hog, Polar and Pura in each
game. But for me, Un-Bearable combining the Chase levels whilst riding Polar is
just the most fun I’ve ever had in a Crash Bandicoot game. The only problem is
that that part of the level is too short. Otherwise, the whole level is
brilliant in its design, and it’s clever in the way it throws the player right off,
when they expect another rock chase level but instead get the massive polar
bear chase instead. It’s just genius. And so much fun! And is my favourite
Crash Bandicoot level of all time.And this is what Un-Bearable looks like in the Remaster!

So there we have it! If you’ve been following this listing
every day for the last month I thank you. I hope you’ve enjoyed the list, and
by all means, tell me what your favourite Crash Bandicoot levels are!Here are some nerdy things that I tend to do when I do a big
listing…

As you can see, I was quite impartial when choosing my
favourite levels. It wasn’t completely intentional, I genuinely do believe
these are my thirty favourite levels. I’m surprised Crash 1 had so many levels
in the list to be honest, because overall, it’s my least favourite Crash game
by some margin. Crash 3 is my favourite though, but Crash 2 is nearly as good
and sometimes I do think, do I prefer it? But then reaffirm to myself that
Crash 3 is the best.

In play-through order – here are the levels in order of which you would play them if you were to play Crash 1, 2 then 3 in order. Note that secret levels are at the end of the games, even if you can play them earlier.

Crash Bandicoot

#1 N. Sanity Beach (#20)

#2 Jungle Rollers (#27)

#4 Boulders (#16)

#5 Upstream (#9)

#7 Rolling Stones (#11)

#8 Hog Wild (#6)

#9 Native Fortress (#18)

#18 Heavy Machinery (#30)

#27 Castle Machinery (#13)

#29 The Lab (#25)

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

#1 Turtle Woods (#5)

#2 Snow Go (#29)

#3 Hang Eight (#3)

#5 Crash Dash (#21)

#8 Bear It (#8)

#15 Un-Bearable (#1)

#18 Cold Hard Crash (#15)

#21 Piston It Away (#26)

#23 Night Fight (#23)

Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped!

#1 Toad Village (#10)

#3 Orient Express (#4)

#4 Bone Yard (#28)

#7 Hang'em High (#2)

#8 Hog Ride (#7)

#10 Midnight Run (#14)

#11 Dino Might! (#19)

#13 High Time (#24)

#14 Road Crash (#22)

#15 Double Header (#17)

#32 Eggipus Rex (#12)

Level Numbers Featured Multiple Times

Very nerdy, I know, but these levels are featured across
multiple games:

Level 1 – 3 times – (N. Sanity Beach,Turtle Woods, Toad Village)

Level 2 – 2 times (Jungle Rollers, Snow Go)

Level 3 – 2 times (Hang Eight, Orient Express)

Level 4 – 2 times (Boulders, Bone Yard)

Level 5 – 2 times (Upstream, Crash Dash)

Level 7 – 2 times (Rolling Stones, Hang'em High)

Level 8 – 3 times (Hog Wild, Bear It, Hog Ride)

Level 15 – 2 times (Un-Bearable, Double Header)

Level 18 – 2 times (Heavy Machinery, Cold Hard Crash)

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

#2 Hang‘em HighGame: Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped!Level: 7 (of 32)Level Type: Arabian TownRandom Fact: The three Arabian levels in Crash 3 are actually prime numbers - Levels 7, 13 and 23. Also, they all have a coloured gem in each one, strange really, because there’s only five in the whole game!

It might be a surprise to people that one of my favourite Crash levels is Hang ‘Em High. My kids have started playing Crash over the last few months, and they’ve both struggled with this level (bless them, they are eight and four years old). But for me, I love this level from start to finish. I love jumping on all of the white bed sheet things, the hanging parts (especially when you are Aku Aku’s invincibility moment, when you glide across the panels really fast), I love the bad guys flailing his sword at you like a madman, and the death animation if he hits you too which is hilarious. It’s just from top to bottom an incredibly fun level.Well that’s it now! The countdown is over! Tomorrow Crash Bandicoot N.Sane Trilogy comes out, and I’ll be revealing what is my favourite Crash Bandicoot level of all time! Come back tomorrow to find out!Friday.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

#3 Hang EightGame: Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackLevel: 3 (of 27)Level Type: StreamRandom Fact: It can be argued that this level is the first ever Time Trial level in Crash history – to turn the level into a Time Trial you have to run through around a third of the level (just before the jet board) quick enough to activate the timer.

Another random fact - it’s also the first level in Crash history to have parts of a level both on land and on a vehicle in the same level!The stream levels in Crash 1 were cool, and the music was great. But the Stream levels in Crash 2 were so much better. They were longer, they were cooler, they were harder too but in a good way. The music in Hang Eight is just as good as the music in, say, Upstream in Crash 1, but it’s a completely different style of music, it’s more surf rock. It’s damn cool anyway. And doing the timer adds a layer of speed to the level never experienced before in a Crash game, obviously, not until Crash 3 anyway. But it’s more than that. Hang Eight has some awesome bad guys to deal with, obstacles to avoid, and going on the jet board is so much fun. The bonus levels are great too. For me, Hang Eight is simply one of the best platformer levels of all time, and it’s one of the levels I’m most excited to play in the Remaster on Friday.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

#4 Orient ExpressGame: Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped!Level: 3 (of 32)Level Type: PuraRandom Fact: It is believed that the inspirations of this level (and Midnight Run) are from the south end of the Great Wall, somewhere in the Jinshangling section. This is because of the look of the watchtowers, which have similar looking sections in real life in that location!

I do love the Pura levels, like a I love all of the animal riding levels. The original Pura level is simply a thrill ride you’ll never forget, or at least, it was when I played it as a kid in the late nineties! As I mentioned in “Midnight Run”, the other Pura level that got to #14 in my list, I do love the fact that you can run even faster with Pura, in comparison to the Hog in Crash 1 and Polar in Crash 2. And I absolutely love doing the time trials for these levels too, they go incredibly fast and create a thrill that isn’t there in any other Crash levels. They’re just so much fun to play and Pura is absolutely adorable as well.

Monday, June 26, 2017

#5 Turtle WoodsGame: Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackLevel: 1 (of 27)Level Type: JungleRandom Fact: To get the blue gem in this level you need to break ZERO boxes. To my knowledge, this is the only level in the entire series that you get rewarded for nothing!

If you were to ask me what my favourite of the “first” levels of the Crash trilogy were, then it’s “Turtle Woods”. Comparatively for quick reference, Crash 3’s “Toad Village” got to #10 in my list and Crash 1’s “N. Sanity Beach” got to #20 in my list. And, like always, it’s hard to point out why I prefer this level the most. I must try and explain though, that’s why you’re here.I love that despite the fact that this level is relatively easy, it has some difficult layers to it. Like, getting the blue gem. Getting NO boxes, it’s gotta be easy right? It’s not! There’s a part of the level where there’s around 8 boxes creating a wall and not hitting them when jumping over them is a skill in itself. You’re not allowed checkpoints because they’re boxes too. See what I mean? I also love the secret part of this level. I played through this level many many times when I was a kid and had no idea it was there. Little secrets make games so much more fun when you discover them. And “Turtle Woods”, for the first level in a video game, has many.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

#6 Hog WildGame: Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped!Level: 8 (of 31, including boss battles)Level Type: HogRandom Fact: This is the first level in Crash history where you don’t control Crash but the animal he’s riding! He rides the Hog in Crash 1, Polar in Crash 2, and Pura and Baby-T in Crash 3!

Strange, the last three entries have been the eighth level of the three Crash games! Anyway, again, I know I’ve said it a lot already but this level is a CLASSIC. Genuinely, I think those people playing Crash 1 back in 1996 probably never saw this level coming. The first seven levels of the game (one being the first boss, Papu Papu) have you control Crash, and, even if they are very different levels in style, NOTHING compares to what’s to come when you get to Hog Wild. It must have been such a shock to those players! The level’s music is also legendary, and to be fair, considering it’s the first level where you control an animal in the series, the level design is pretty good. Crash 1 suffers with its controls at times but “Hog Wild” is pretty much spot on.