It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather

Throw your own killer party, or have Corey Delaney do it for you? From Marc

Do a television advertismenet for Herpes medication, or see your dad doing a television advertisement for Erectile Disfunction? From Paul

Get eaten by the big monster in Cloverfield, or get eaten by the little monsters? From Pat

Never be able to eat pizza again, or never be able to give your grandfather a blowjob again? From Jeremy

Punch Ryan Seacrest in the face, or kick him in the back of the legs? From Oliver

In order to save the country, let every American pee in your ear, or live in outer space for a whole year with the only form of entertainment as Frogger? From e

Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life for everyone around you to hear, or three of the Four Tops behind you, echoing everything you say in three part harmony? From Dan

Look better naked, or dressed? From Tony

Have to end every face-to-face conversation by saying "F*ck You", or "Love You?" From Josh

Finally, this week's winner of the Thanks for the Free Advertising Award is Jordan, who sent in this.