Posts tagged "blow jobs"

I love my boyfriend. And I love giving him blow jobs. What I do not love is the taste of spunk. No matter whose splooge it is, it tastes like a cross between sour juice, bitters, mold, and a dirty sock. Even Bobby Flay couldn't make this milky concoction taste good. I've hypothesized women who…

According to an article in this month's issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer Geoff Dyer, eight out of 10 of his "more mature male friends" preferred "eating p**sy to having their dicks sucked." And guess what?

What happens when you offer oral sex in exchange for an order of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets? I'm sure you've asked yourself this very question a number of times as you passed the golden arches, dreaming of eating an order of heavily processed chicken product, but not quite being able to scrape up the $3.41 for…

Whether they are from magazines, websites, or our friends, we are constantly hearing sex tips that are supposed to make our men go wild in bed. Some of these sex tips should never be tried, ever. However, some of them can be done, just not without consulting your partner first. Whether you're with a…

Ah, the blow job. It’s idealized and beloved by most men, more so than AC/DC, bacon, or even James friggin’ Bond. But much like rainbows or winning the lottery, it’s hard to predict when or if it'll happen. Perhaps the only thing more elusive is the woman who loves giving them. If your special lady…

So the guy I’m dating DOES NOT LIKE ORAL SEX. Like, he does not like giving or receiving, and in the month we’ve been dating hasn’t let me go down on him even ONCE. He says it is something he can open up on in a relationship, though it’s just not one of his favorite…

I sat on the couch straddling him, our chests pressed together and my hands pulling softly on his hair as we kissed. For the past half an hour, we'd been slowly unpeeling our many layers of clothing and we were down to just my pair of lacy underwear and his boxer briefs. We'd had a…

You know, sometimes a gal reaches the end of her research, sits there for a moment and says to herself, "I don't think I have enough information to fairly come to a conclusion." That's the way I felt after last week's "hand jobs versus blow jobs" discussion. So, like a trooper, I went back…

Last night I was skimming the new issue of Glamour and came across an article called "12 Things Guys Wish You Knew in Bed," written by a dude named Adrian Colesberry. Surprisingly, I learned something! According to him, "in a blindfold test, most men would prefer a hand job to oral sex." What? Nuh. Uh.

Jeez, it's like the oldest prank-call trick in the book. How did this obvi oral sex reference get past an investigative journalist? Well, maybe the better question is: How many inches deep is he? [Fark]…

This goes under the category of "What is happening to sex?" Having recently read a curious post on the blog Why Women Hate Men, I have decided to take on the topic of the clitoris, oral sex, and some men’s obtuseness as it concerns this prized activity technically known as cunnilingus (a name that I…

This morning we asked if you should dump a guy if he won't give you oral sex. So far, the majority of you -- nearly 50 percent -- have said, "Yes. If he's a selfish lover, he'll be selfish in other ways too. See ya!" A little over 36 percent of you are willing…

We ladies work so hard to heat things up in the bedroom. It’s a damn shame what we’re cooking up when we're naked, never tastes that good going down -- literally. Semen is hardly the fine wine of sexytimes. But Blue Mountain Nutraceuticals in the U.K. is turning the mouth-puckering lemons of love into, well,…

The Frisky’s own Leonora has just moved to France, and we miss her already! She’s having all kinds of new experiences, I’m sure. Fondling haute couture, chowing down on cheese and baguette, and, of course, falling for some handsome gentlemen. But being a nice Jewish girl, I have a feeling Leo the lover…

Most lucky boys get a few hundred bucks and a nice wristwatch for their bar mitzvah presents. But if a Jewish magazine article out of Brandeis University is to be believed, 13-year-old girls are gifting their male Hebrew school classmates with a bar mitzvah blowjob. In the July 2009 issue of 614 magazine from…

Warning: Do not have sex with this bottle. Granted, after a couple tequila shots you can get me to do pretty much anything ... but Caramba Tequila doesn’t want drunk goggles to make us suck the wrong thing. So, head, er, heed their new ad and only enjoy the worm at the bottom, not the…

Ever say something at the wrong time? Well, rest assured that nothing you said was as poorly received as when blogger Marcy Wheeler of FireDogLake.com accidentally-on-purpose dropped the word "blowjob" yesterday on MSNBC. "And your idea is that after investigating Bill Clinton for a blowjob for, like, five years, we shouldn't investigate the huge, grossly…

Parents! Lock your teenagers in their rooms! Especially the girls! "Good Morning America" has discovered that blow jobs are the new goodnight kiss! All across the country, teenagers are giving head and having sex parties! It's not just the Catholic high schoolers (who are having anal sex in order to maintain their chastity) we…

From the archives, in honor of "Steak & Blow Job Day," which falls on, duh, March 14. Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor; I just play one on the internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My…

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…