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Just finished Diary of the Dead and it was alot better than I thought it would be. Definitely better than the Day of the Dead remake, which was a crappy remake of an already terrible movie in the dead series.

I actually watched both Crank and Shoot 'Em up recently, one yesterday and the other today, and yes, they DO both kick so much ass it's mind-boggling. They're both hilarious in their own, different way, and have simply amazing action scenes to go with them. Which is a good thing, seeing how they take up quite a bit of the movie.

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Like in Shoot 'Em Up, when they guy is holding the shells between his hands and then sticks his hand into to the fire to make them go off. That was fucking genius.
Or in Crank, when the guy with the chopped off hand tries to punch the main character with his arm stump and hits the trash bag, making him scream in agony? I laughed my ass off at that.

Does anybody know any more movies like this?

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The previews looked kind of decent, but any movie with Jason Segel in it I'll go see. It's really worth going to see it in theaters. You can bring a date to it and not get hassled about it later.

unfortunately the ending to this movie was SPOELED for me already so i was kind of mad @ it, but i gotta say

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i really enjoyed it when the dude shoots the religious chick in the head, a lot. plus did they really have to pull a m. night shanana and have a big twist ending, couldn't they have left it ambiguous like in the book? it's kind of weird, because you expect a movie version's ending to be LESS depressing than the book's

night of the living dead (savini remake)

man this movie is pretty cool! that barbara chick is a real hot babe, and i really liked the twist ending in this movie better than the one in the mist

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executioneer: that's the same problem I have with all of the American adaptations of Asian movies, until I finally stopped watching them altogether (The Grudge 2, what a crapfest).

All of the Asian movies were dark and had ambiguous endings and then in the American version they usually came in and effed with it and made these big dumbassed SPELL IT OUT FOR EVERYONE endings that completely ruined them.

The point to so many Asian extreme horror movies is that there aren't always happy endings, or even anything remotely well-defined, and that added to the general feeling of darkness and doom that made them so effective...

executioneer: that's the same problem I have with all of the American adaptations of Asian movies, until I finally stopped watching them altogether (The Grudge 2, what a crapfest).

All of the Asian movies were dark and had ambiguous endings and then in the American version they usually came in and effed with it and made these big dumbassed SPELL IT OUT FOR EVERYONE endings that completely ruined them.

The point to so many Asian extreme horror movies is that there aren't always happy endings, or even anything remotely well-defined, and that added to the general feeling of darkness and doom that made them so effective...

well i was actually kind of mad that

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it was actually darker than the book's ending, at least for the survivors of the food store- humanity in general gets a more hopeful ending, and the lady who leaves to find her kids turns out ok, but why the hell did they decide to suicide? why fight so fucking hard to get away from danger only to blow your own brains out? did they lose the fight or flight response because there wasn't something actively chasing them, or what? fucking retards

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