In this porn version of The Apartment, Mr. Dean, a hot-shot slime, borrows an office-worker’s pad to get both himself and the boss laid. He wrecks the place, then brags all over the office the next day about his conquest. Hard working Jack, the nice guy who lets Dean use his apartment, suffers quietly throughout, until a clever secretary turns the tables on Mr. Asshole. There’s also a funny subplot involving their unhappily married boss, Sol Peach, whose slovenly wife begrudgingly spreads her legs only to get sex out of the way so she can watch TV. Cute.

Based on a "spoof" 1969 novel written by some journalists to prove that any kind of poorly written trash could sell as long as it was sexually explicit. The book spent a week in the NYT Bestsellers list. Long story short; it makes one of the best and most intelligent porn movies of the 70s.

The story of Millie’s Homecoming concerns a day in the life of Lord and Lady Zazu. Lady Zazu (Dolly Sharp), a compulsive neurasthenic, is stressed out as per usual and appeals to her maid Hazel (Tina Russell) to soothe her jangled nerves. After restoring the Lady’s calm with the help of a vibrator, Hazel then calls in a pair of plumbers to fix their broken dishwasher. Needless to say, one of the pair seizes upon the opportunity to diddle Hazel on the sofa while Lady Zazu manages to make a few adjustments to the other fellow’s plumbing in the shower. Cut to Millie (Angel Spirit), the Zazus’s horny girl, returning for the summer from a year away at college. After extolling the virtues of sex in an extended voice-over, Millie masturbates in the bushes of Central Park, then proceeds home to 69 with one of the lascivious dishwasher repairmen. Meanwhile, her besotted father, Lord Zazu (Fred Lincoln) has stumbled into the living room to find Hazel availing herself of her Ladyship’s vibrator. After a bit of oral foreplay, he staggers into Millie’s bedroom, where – mistaking Millie’s raised buttocks for his wife’s – he slips it to his own girl, squirting a foot-long stream of semen down the small of her back. Once recovered from the initial shock of their encounter, Lord and girl realize that they actually enjoyed the experience and run off to join the rest of the company in the living room. All ends merrily as the cast enjoys a group grope on the settee.

The story of Millie’s Homecoming concerns a day in the life of Lord and Lady Zazu. Lady Zazu (Dolly Sharp), a compulsive neurasthenic, is stressed out as per usual and appeals to her maid Hazel (Tina Russell) to soothe her jangled nerves. After restoring the Lady’s calm with the help of a vibrator, Hazel then calls in a pair of plumbers to fix their broken dishwasher. Needless to say, one of the pair seizes upon the opportunity to diddle Hazel on the sofa while Lady Zazu manages to make a few adjustments to the other fellow’s plumbing in the shower. Cut to Millie (Angel Spirit), the Zazus’s horny girl, returning for the summer from a year away at college. After extolling the virtues of sex in an extended voice-over, Millie masturbates in the bushes of Central Park, then proceeds home to 69 with one of the lascivious dishwasher repairmen. Meanwhile, her besotted father, Lord Zazu (Fred Lincoln) has stumbled into the living room to find Hazel availing herself of her Ladyship’s vibrator. After a bit of oral foreplay, he staggers into Millie’s bedroom, where – mistaking Millie’s raised buttocks for his wife’s – he slips it to his own girl, squirting a foot-long stream of semen down the small of her back. Once recovered from the initial shock of their encounter, Lord and girl realize that they actually enjoyed the experience and run off to join the rest of the company in the living room. All ends merrily as the cast enjoys a group grope on the settee.

In the 1970’s many main stream movies were spoofed by the pornographers. This could be one of them, but actually it isn’t. A spoof still has got something to do with the original. But this porn flick has nothing to do with any existing movie whatsoever. Yes, we see some bikes and bikers in the first two minutes and some porn scenes evolve round people having sex on a bike, but that is it. Of the total running time less than 5 minutes is dedicated to bikes and bikers and more than 50 minutes are used to show us sex scenes.The female cast is not very attractive, except for the fans of Vanessa Del Rio, who might disagree. The sex scenes are tedious and uninteresting. Except for lovers of Vanessa del Rio again, who may be interested in seeing a chain pulled out of her intimate parts…Even the title is a lie. There is no teenager around in this movie. All let’s say ‘stars’ are clearly over 20 years old. And seeing Gillis pretending to be a young biker is no revelation either.I saw the Something Weird Video presentation. It is clearly a transfer from a very poor VHS edition. They did nothing to improve the quality, so from time to time you can’t even figure out who is who. It is also unclear whether the biker scenes were recorded for this movie, or foot stockage was used.A very bad movie in extremely poor quality. Something Weird Video has dug out some nice pieces of trash from the 60’s and 70’s. This one should have been left alone to rot in the pile of dung it belongs.

Based on a "spoof" 1969 novel written by some journalists to prove that any kind of poorly written trash could sell as long as it was sexually explicit. The book spent a week in the NYT Bestsellers list. Long story short; it makes one of the best and most intelligent porn movies of the 70s.

Carlotta and her male partner are newspaper advertised sex surrogates, who not only make house calls but – once arrived – do not hesitate suggesting instant unprotected sex to any frustrated husband or wife (or both) who hired them.

In this porn version of The Apartment, Mr. Dean, a hot-shot slime, borrows an office-worker’s pad to get both himself and the boss laid. He wrecks the place, then brags all over the office the next day about his conquest. Hard working Jack, the nice guy who lets Dean use his apartment, suffers quietly throughout, until a clever secretary turns the tables on Mr. Asshole. There’s also a funny subplot involving their unhappily married boss, Sol Peach, whose slovenly wife begrudgingly spreads her legs only to get sex out of the way so she can watch TV. Cute.