His entire explanation of "Outsider" on Sankey's Secret Files Vol. 1 It still kills me when I watch it. He does the whole routine in his gritty old man voice. There's just too many funny quotes to list, and just typing them out wouldn't do them justice.

"Of course, now you've put your dirty hands all over their spoon. So what I do is I'll have a clean spoon wrapped in a napkin in my back pocket and I'll just put it down on the table and they understand. Then I take the spoon I used with me to the next table, and on the way I'll wrap it in a napkin and stick it in my back pocket."

The fact that he said all this as if he were sincerely giving advice on how to be polite about it was what really sold the joke.

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