Well, well, well, hucksters. Something must've been in the water today, because the funny came early and often. A lot to talk about tonight, so let's get right to it.

Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

Top of the morning to you, pkellen2313, who p-killed it in the fucked up finger post. Perhaps the reader knows where this one's going from the start, but the anguished screaming to seal the deal makes for a nice breakfast-time laugher. Bonus points if you imagine Napoli reciting in a sing-song voice. Now about that screen name …

Tip of the cap to you, RMJ=H, whose simple riff in the Jameis Winston update collected some well-deserved +1's. This is how a Deadspin comment should look, especially in a post with high traffic and, thus, a whole lotta logorrhea. For such a surgical strike, you can take the Comment of the Day out to dinner.

The Amazing Sneijderman continued his two-day tear with an absurdist pull in the Lorde-Brett meet-up. If my math is right, TAS's favorite songstress will celebrate her 2,460th birthday this November.

The afternoon saw things really heat up, which creates a problem for those in the business of making highlight reels. A good problem to have, by golly! The Bucs blurb contains some excellent one-liners, including a clever reply from fusilliGaryBettman, a stupid fucking pun by DougExeter, and sardonic snark from girlwonder. Well done all around, people.

I like this goof by John, Maddened in the Boston Backpack post. There's a simple, yet biting, humor in its delivery that flattens Mr. Edson's "symbolism" into crude and arbitrary synecdoche.

The Atlanta MLS announcement presented many with flame-related jokes, but marmol heater took best-in-show for a witty reversal.