who the tudor are you?

Okay, Amy it looks pretty bad for you. You're not the lowest of the low (gee, thanks), but as you can see, you're pretty close. Your husband will probably be renting a small tract of land and attempting to scrape a meager existence from it while you're pregnant once ever couple of years (ouch!). Hygiene will mean nothing to you, it's highly likely that you will smell worse than the pigs you're raising (nice). You can probably take some comfort from the fact that at 31 years old you probably only have 7 years of your miserable existence left to endure (well, thank goodness there's a light at the end of the tunnel)!