Note that genius in its original roman context is meant to describe the way a person thinks, thats if I remember the correct definition, in any case, maybe the real quiz name should be "can you think like Wombat?"

1 How are you gentlemen?

...All your base are belong to us.

what about us ladies?

no no no, how are YOU gentlemen?

We are gentlemen numerically equivalent to 1

Immortal, thanks for asking

Earthbound and shitting raisins

they gave us labels that say "gentlemen"

Hello chief, yes, if gentlemen means "gonna hurt you"

Don't pick me, I'm worth zero points

Seriously, that last one isn't lying, same goes for me

2 When I grow up, I want to be .... just like ... (only 3 answers with values)

Single - whores

Married - in the movies, happy and love my life

Married - in real life, happy and love life

Married - a pagan, no government contract

a welder - Wombat

irish - potatoes

married - irish potatoes

a wombat - welded to married potatoes in ireland

Hi - i'm a distracting answer

an adult - in porno

3 Is this the last question? (2 correct answers)

Yes

Yes if you created this test and switched the questions' locations'

Yes just because

No because you decided to keep going after this one

No because you are horrible at being that simple

No, because yes just because

Who cares, you're a dick for only having 2 correct answers out of 9

Depends on what you mean by "last" and "question"

Is this the last time you're going to ask that question in this quiz?

the answer directly above this one is no, and is worth no point

4 Welcome to the middle of the quiz (good luck)

you stole that from monty python

that is a clever twist on a monty python reference

just taking a moment to type this one

you did not just make the answer above me 10 points!

maybe, maybe not, it could be here

well it wasn't, its probably the next one, i'm a zero, or am I?

I'm being very specific about the location of the one 10 pointer

10 (hint, thats 'obvious', not 'specific')

There is a school of thought that believes this answer is worth zero, and they were right

In this,one of these has nothing to do with monty python nor the other 7

5 Did you choose option 3 on the last question?

No, you're fucking insane.... true, heres 5 points if you want it

No, you're too brilliant... flattery will get you nowhere, 0 points for this one.

No, I didn't even get this far before I decided to give up.... 10 points for, oh you're gone, nevermind

Yes, because I closed my eyes and clicked it at random... admirable, but 0 points

Dude you suck.... 0 points for mr douchebag

Yes, because i understood the clues you left.... don't believe you, 0 points

Yes, because I just wanted to finish it and got lucky I guess.... you guess right

Was the number 3 supposed to be significant?... No, but thats how many points you get for choosing this one.

Yes, because I understood why you put it there.

yes, because, er, wait, no, I picked 4.....

6 Define Irish Shale (points for all, only 1 10-pointer as usual)

irish shale cannot be defined!

irish rock

potato

rock that is irish

What you put on the end or near the end of your comments on my wall post?

short for "shillelagh"

irish ale

its an anagram for hails shire

Its all these and more!

Its all these and will never be fully understood

7 How annoyed are you?

Very

Eh

Not at all

The available options can't explain how I feel

I'd pick this one, but after that 'last question', i dunno

I'm annoyed as a burrito with potatoes in it

I lustily thirst for the nude flesh of a Wombat is how annoyed I am, not to mention horrible at hiding my real feelings

It was worth the time I put into it, but I'm sure I'll change my mind when I see how low I scored

How bout you never make another quiz asshole!

Hi, i'm Wombat's genius, now that Wombat himself is done, please note all these answers are worth 10 on here because I'm a nice guy sometimes