My parents are making me take the S.A.T. again, too. Why? What did you mess up? I got, like, zero points on my essay. How did that happen? I drew three pages of flaming skulls. They always slam you for creativity.

Take your hat off at the table, Jeremy. Why? Because it's a rule. Why is it a rule? It's totally arbitrary and has nothing to do with eating! Humor me. Fine. Rule revoked. Too late! Own the hat hair, dad!