Thursday, January 12, 2017

German Green Party Will Pay For Prostitutes For Migrants Needing "Sexual Assistance"

With widespread civil unrest due to Haufrau Volksfuhrer Merkel's 'open doors' immigration policy and German women afraid to go out alone because of the epidemic of rapes and sexual assaults on European women by recently arrived immigrats from the third world, and with elections looming, Germany's Green Party have come up with a rather novel but still politically correct way to meet the needs of the sex starved immigrants. If the Greens win the election their government will ask taxpayers to fund prostitutes for the sexually incontinent third works satyrs.German Green Party’s care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night. Thus anyone too poor (i.e. those living on benefits or people who have been told by a Soros funded immigrant organisation that everything is free in Europe) will be able to visit a doctor and say, "Help me Doc, I ain't had a shag for three hours. The Green Party policy statement said:

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans. Prostitution is legal in Germany and carries little of the taboos associated with it in many other countries.There are brothels in virtually every town. ‘I can imagine a public financing of sexual assistance,’ Scharfenberg said in an article in the Welt am Sonntag newspaper.The Greens’ plans consists of patients obtaining a medical certificate confirming that ‘they are unable to achieve sexual satisfaction in other ways, as well as to prove they are not able to pay sex workers on their own’.Scharfenberg said: ‘Municipalities could discuss appropriate offers on site and grants they would need.’

Bearing in mind that it ain’t “free” if someone pays for it, will Germans think this scheme is a beneficial way of spending their tax money?Forget all the whining about political parties that support immigration controls and oppose globalism being populist, this idea from uber - lefties The German Green Party is about as populist as it gets. Free prostitutes for the poor, if that's not buying votes it's hard to know what is.
The scheme would quickly become corrupted if take up in Britain however as the officials who administer it would keep the Shepherd's Market prostitutes (£500 an hour in a luxury apartment) for them selves and fob the punters off with King's Cross prostitutes ( £20 and find your own railings, and a free course of penicillin on the National Health.)

Thus I was not surprised to see amid all the recent kerfuffle about paedophiles, some professor trying to justify paedophila as normal. Well why not, that motherfucker Freud built an entire scientific discipline around justifying his pervey desires.

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Shock, horror! In the wake of elitist child abuse scandals and with the trial of International Bureaucrats Dominic eight-hookers-at-a-time Strauss Kahn under way in France (he's accused of pimping) mainstream media have just discovered what an immoral and self indulgent sack of rogues the elite really are.

things just go from bad to worse for the hapless French President. With his UMP opponents in disarray (those who're not in prison) the Socialist leader should be having an easy ride. But the Front Nationale are topping the polls, their leader Marine Le Pen is an increasingly popular figure and Hollande's popularity rating is the lowest for any French leader since Louis XIV lost his head over bad polling figures ...

That erudite commentator on business and economics and Cappo di Tutti Cappi, Tony Soprano once said to one of his sidekicks, "In any recession which businesses are least affected? Prostitution, gambling and organised crime." Our political leaders, in Britain, Europe and the USA may be telling us the recession is over and recovery is surging ahead but ...

Either of the Fokkens sisters (yes that really is their name) could be the oldest working prostitute in the world, they are certainly the oldest twin prostitutes in the world. And now they are to retire.

"Sex sells" goes an old marketing maxim. But do the same rules apply when selling sex? They might if an idea being considered in Budapest, Hungary catches on. Sex for sale in supermarkets. Will the idea of dicrete brothels tucked away behind the rows of beans and tinned soup catch on. But will punters be prepared to pay at the checkout; a chicken, ten pouns of potatoes, a loaf of bread, eggs, milk, shaving soap and a shag.

Three More Shades Of Grey
This very funny parody is not my work but the creation of my sister Sally who is happy for me to give it extra exposure here Three More Shades Of Grey By Sally Redfern I know . . .

Three More Shades Of Grey
This very funny parody is not my work but the creation of my sister Sally who is happy for me to give it extra exposure here Three More Shades Of Grey By Sally Redfern I know . . .

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