Shine Restaurant in Boulder is hosting a “paleo” pigskin party on Super Bowl Sunday. (Photo courtesy of Shine)

Not that they’re suggesting that we ardent Broncos fans are Neanderthals, but Shine Restaurant and Gathering Place in Boulder (2027 13th St., 303-449-0120) is hosting a “paleo” party on Super Bowl Sunday.

Yes, you get to eat like a caveman while watching streaming video of the big game. (Broncos vs. Seahawks on Feb. 2, if you haven’t heard.) The much-ballyhooed paleo diet features healthy meat proteins, plus lots of veggies, fruits, nuts, eggs, nuts, seeds and good oils. In short, the stuff your grandparents and great-grandparents ate before processed foods took over American markets.

Shine’s owner-operators — the triplet Emich sisters — are offering up wings, tacos, sliders, sweet potato fries and more. We don’t know how exactly Stone Age that menu lineup is, but you can wash it down with house-brewed beers, plus cold-pressed organic juice and tonics.