Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I returned your email, although late, as is my custom, but what with all the blathering chicanery that my emails entail, and the fact that it is from a somewhat dubiously named uberwinky, it probably got gobbled by your SpaMMonster 3000(tm thingy).

But I gave Lab Specimen permission to do that thing you were curious about. And yes, I know how that sentence looks :)

I think the seller missed a golden opportunity to show several of this skewers with everything thing from those Oscar Mayer mini-smokie links (or a breakfast sausage) to a giant knockwurst; perhaps even having a father and son holding their respective skewers by a camp fire (now let's see, who should be holding the one with the mini-smokie link?)