*walks into middle of room and stands in front of microphone* Ladies and Gentlemen... I would like to welcome you all to the OVER THE TOP ROLE PLAY THREAD *cheers and woo's come from the crowd, a solitary ballon floats down from the celing*

Heres how this baby works...

The rules... THERE ARE NO RULES MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just keep it humerous, powergame if you want, if you die revive your self, use what ever power you like... just try to keep the law's of the universe in check

Sij and Beo know how this little game works just follow our leads if you don't know what to do

Now go and enjoy yourself, thank you *walks away from Mic... runs back with rubber chicken in hand and smacks Beowheasel upside the head with it* gotta start somewhere

*The pistol unfolds to reveal; 4 miniguns, 3 flamethrowers, a deckchair, a SAM launcher, a SSM launcher, an intercontinental ballistic missile, pepper spray dispenser, Lord Lucan, a Stinger Missle battery, a battery, a gunpowder cannon, a blunderbuss, a 500mm artilliary gun, a torpedo launcher, the Death Star, 6 shotguns, 2 tranq dartguns, a rabid 200ft bulldog on a length of chain, another SAM launcher, more miniguns, the BFG 9000, 4 railguns and a Tellytubby. A tiny flag with 'bang' written on it pops out of a barrel*

That'll learn ya!

If you're the last man standing in a battle, you're not fighting hard enough.

*the scotsman grabs Beoweasel and then explodes, little bits of scot and ferret rain down...suddenly, the tiny bits of ferret melt into little pools of mercury and then clump together, the pool reshapes it's self back into beoweasel!*

Beoweasel: Ah HA! Take that, Eva! Wait a second...why am I wearing a kilt?! Hey, I have a beard!!! Damn exploding scots...

*Pulls a cannon at out his bag of holding and stuffs a sheep down the barrel and takes aim at the monkey*

Beoweasel: FIRE!!!!

Beoweasel, mighty ferret Hero on a quest of great importance, to find coin and cleavage...

Eva: *while leaning back at a 90 degree angle* yeah... I know it's cliched, but you gotta admit it's neat *while leaning back he notices Padfoot hiding under the towel* NEW PLAYER, GET HIM!! *while still in the leaning back possition he runs at Padfoot, reaches into his afro and pulls out two quad-barreled rocket launcher's* GET TA RUNNIN' SALLY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sets off a couple of rounds*

*the sheep comes in at Eva's face and makes him fall on his behind and almost knocks him out*

AH HA!! I Have you now, my monkey brother!! *Leaps into Eva' fro* Mwahaha, from here I have the perfect fortress! Say....whats this? A shot gun? And....a microwave? Christ your hair is like my bag of holding!

Beoweasel, mighty ferret Hero on a quest of great importance, to find coin and cleavage...