People keep pressuring us about when we're going to have a baby, and we're sick of it! What's the right thing to say back?

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When will people realize that this is akin to asking someone when they'll lose 20 pounds? Deciding whether or not to bring another life into the world is one of the most important—and private—choices that a couple can make. To respond, think short and sweet: “If and when we're ever pregnant, you'll be the first to know. Until then, we don't have much to say on the topic.” Case closed, baby.