Zen Party! Up in here. Up in here.

I’m here, okay? I’m snacking on Archer Farms’ Zen Party Trail Mix and I wish you’d just deal with it. Let sleeping dogs lay! You know? I mean, what are you gonna do anyway? You can’t change me. I am what I am.

You know what I love? Algebra. Simple, beautiful, confidence-boosting algebra.

Today Beth asked me a question about rabbits, chickens, legs and heads and how many of each there were present in some field. It turned into 10 minutes of gloriously simple algebra. Call me an exaggerating liar if you will, but those were some of the best 10 minutes of my life.

I guess I just miss algebra. That’s all.

But what can you do? That’s life, right? At some point you gotta put your dreams aside and just grow up. It’s like they say: Mo’ mammon, mo’ problems.