Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sardar's Jokes (sangat 'sedar' ini orang)

Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India ..Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .-----2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.-----Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.All cars that I know start with petrol.-----Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.-----Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.-----At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?-----Sardar: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!-----'NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...-----Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Sardar: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.