After a fantastic loss to a completely horrible opponent in Virginia, the zoo gets a wakeup call. #15 Texas is rolling into happy valley. Many zoobies were somehow still delusionally saying they'd make it to a BCS bowl if they won the rest of their games following the Virginia loss. We rational people know that to be untrue. When Texas crushes kittens Saturday, zoobies will be on suicide watch. They'll be hitting the ice cream hard.