This Is Exactly How You Can Have REAL Phone Sex

We’re hopping in a sexual time machine, and heading to a period when phones were for talking – not texting or FaceTiming or eggplant emojis. Oh yeah, we’re about to phone sex it up.

Since most of us have never attempted old-school phone sex, at least not in the last decade, we’ve created a simple script (with the help of relationship expert Jane Greer) for a hot-and-bothered convo – but there’s a hilarious catch: It’s Mad Libs style.