With Independence Day right around the corner, Fox's Animation Domination mixes a comic book icon with horrible U.S. statistics to make everyone a little more depressed.

Statistically speaking, every country in the world could have one of these songs made about them, tailored towards their worst qualities in order to sound as terrible as possible. It's just that none of them have a jaunty classic cartoon theme song to set it to. See? America wins in the end, somehow.