We're looking to reproduce the Roasters Guild mug with an assortment of sayings, and we need your help! We have a couple that we are considering, listed below, but we'd love to hear what you come up with. If your clever caption is chosen, we will send you a free mug with the new saying! Start your saying with "YOU KNOW YOU'RE A ROASTER IF..."

Here are the captions we have used previously:

- YOU KNOW YOU'RE A ROASTER IF you eat your cereal with a cupping spoon- YOU KNOW YOU'RE A ROASTER IF you can explain heat transfer and thermodynamics but can't figure out your microwave.- YOU KNOW YOU'RE A ROASTER IF your family vacations turn into Origin trips

...you are un-beatable at "Hot Potato"....you have pipe-scraping scars on every knuckle....you can smell a chaff fire from a mile away....you've spent the night on pallet of beans....you've told the firemen "this is not the fire you're looking for".

You know you are a roaster when everyplace you go, folks ask “is someone making coffee”? You know you are a roaster when your coffee kit is the largest piece of luggage for a 3 day weekend.You know you are a roaster when you unplug the vending machine @ a rest stop to brew from your coffee kit.You know you are a roaster when you use old green coffee as kindling to start your campfire. You know you are a roaster when more than half your kitchen counter space is consumed by the espresso machine.You know you are a roaster when your hunkering down for a storm, the first concern if power and water go out is that you have all your supplies to make coffee.