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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving!

first, i'd like to apologize for being such a douchebag by not posting anything lately. i've just been busy with school and with moping around. anyway, taking the holiday into account, i'd like to post some reasons why i'm thankful this year:

1. i'm eternally grateful that i don't have this guy's life. to begin with, he dresses himself like a giant cigarette for a living and then he feels the need to be married to multiple wives simultaneously. all men i've ever met can barely handle one woman. that tool was crazy to think he could handle four.

2. words cannot express how thankful i am that i'm graduating this year. if i had to endure one more semester of Tech, i'd have lost the last inkling of intelligence i have left. wait a minute. i think i already lost that when i watched Shatner's new game show at the gym yesterday.