In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: “No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.”

You got to be kidding me, Michael Douglas is blaming oral sex for his cancer and not his years of smoking and heavy drinking? I mean there have been reports of people getting cancer because of HPV but thats low on my list if you’re a hardcore boozebag and smoker. But you got to tip your hat to Michael Douglas, coming out swinging on this interview and not being 1 part bashful.

Wish him all the best and continued good health. Just stop putting mouth to the south.