In case you were living under a rock/in elementary school in the early 2000s, Adam Brody as Seth Cohen was the best thing on TV for years. YEARS. He was also my television boyfriend when I was far too old to have a television boyfriend, BUT NO MATTER. (Now that I’m thirty I have a television husband: Jon Stewart.)

Because the wedding was secret, I’ve no tidbits to share about dresses/vows/famous guests. In lieu of gifts—or anything that actually happened in real life—here are compilations of Seth and Blair’s finest moments: