Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Lying Pooper

Yes, it's true... I hate a STUPID, STUPID BABY. But do you know what I hate worse? A STUPID, STUPID, LYING LIAR BABY! And I'm talking about YOU, Molly! I'm getting fucking SICK of you lying about not pooping in the tub, when everybody knows it's YOU pooping in the tub! And yes, your sister Claire is a STUPID, STUPID BABY, too—but at least she doesn't poop in the tub, and she's not a goddamn LIAR. So stop blaming Claire for YOUR POOPS, you STUPID, STUPID BABY! You're pooping in the tub! ADMIT YOU'RE POOPING IN THE TUB!!!