Keep Calm and Namaste?

So, yeah… chill man. Keep calm while the world passes you by, I guess. I’m all about managing my anxiety, but… wait, what does this even mean? Namaste means “greetings.” Keep calm and greetings? Not only am I chill, I’m confused about the message.

Train To Beat Batman

Nobody will admit it because Batman is supposed to be a good guy, but everyone knows Bruce Wayne is just a dude with money, right? He has no super powers without all his cheddar and those bats. Take away his suit, let me hit a few weeks of WODs, and I could take him. If I were doing yoga, Wayne would clean the floor with me.

Thundera Crossfit

Alright, I don’t even know what that means but it’s cool. The reference is Thundercats, which everyone knows are cool. If you could train like the Thundercats, nobody would mess with you. Plus, look at the gunz on the cat in the shirt.

Hutt Yoga

So, this is a thing in yoga. The reference is hot yoga or Bikram. You crank up the heating system, then close the doors. Everybody sweats and farts in the closed space, breathing the noxious fumes until everyone feels like they’re gonna die. It’s supposed to make it better. Maybe if the room blew up as you left and you didn’t even look back? That would be cool.

Push Pull Squat

Simple concepts. There are only two things you do with forces on your body, push them away or pull them closer. Your upper body performs both, but your legs only push because… no thumb-toes. Weightlifting is that simple. You get hot from repetitions, not climate controls.

Shiva Stripes

Remember the warpaint? The image in this shirt is called shiva stripes, or Tripundra of bhasma. Apparently, it’s not universally cool to paint three stripes across your forehead. That or yogis are afraid Adidas will sue for brand misappropriation. Either way, let’s call it what it is. Yogis are ashamed of their fitness outlet.

The cool choice is obvi. Crossfit is where cool is at. Yoga is all about warpaint and doing drugs. Don’t do drugs, kids. Lift like the Greeks.

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