Hello! You well? I hope so; well and happy. I am more tired than usual due to not one but 2 doctor appointments this week, both with brand-new doctors who might be able to offer treatments that actually help me. Between the 2 of them, they have ordered over 80 separate tests of various kinds to be done. Some involve long fasting times prior to the blood draw; one involves taking breath samples every 15 minutes over a 3-hour period after a 12-hour fast; another involves placing electrodes through the skin into certain muscles to measure electrical activity (yes, it will hurt). I certainly hope that after all this, they find something meaningful and I get some benefit out of being put through these grueling procedures!

Anyway, while I wait for all this to play out over the next few weeks, let's enjoy some more Babelfishing poetry, where I take song lyrics, run them through an on-line translator such as (but not necessarily) Babelfish, tart up the punctuation a bit, and wind up with a quirky kind of poem.

This week it's the Doobie Brothers' "Jesus Is Just Alright" (watch the Doobs perform it live here, or listen to the original version done by the Art Reynolds Singers here). Enjoy.

I Don't Care What Bugs You

Correction of Maya, however credit-encompassing interest angle, world excellent, 1 free.The wonder.What is not said: "I don't care."What are you doing, bug? "I don't care."Nothing says, "I don't care."On the right is an example of Jesus, but perfect.Maya.

You know what, bug? I don't care.Energy beings and snakes do not; I don't care.You know I don't care about the bugon the right-hand side of Jesus, yes, but perfect.