Things My Kid Should Actually be for Halloween

Forget the princesses, pumpkins and superheroes. Let’s get real. The list of Halloween costumes below is a more satirical realistic representation of our lives. See you later, Elsa. Goodbye, Thomas the Tank Engine. Hello, Smashed Peas!

The UPS man who delivers our Amazon packages

A dragon who doesn’t love tacos

Trail mix lost to the floor of my car

The dinner they refuse to eat

A ball of emotions (all of them, at one time)

Moana but 24/7, 365 days a year because that’s how. much. we. talk. about. MOANA.

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About ashtoncarabin

Born and raised in Tipp City, Ohio surrounded by cornfields and hometown parades. I now live near Ault Park, with my husband, Matt, and two year old boy/girl twins, Shep and Caroline. You can most likely find me dreaming up party themes, the occasional DIY, DVRing reality television to the point of second hand embarrassment, and playing with (more like chasing) my kids around the park. Most days I leave the house uncertain I'm not wearing mom jeans.