**Does not grant you authoritative power in Canada; please consult an actual Mountie for further details

Oh, Canada! The land of maple syrup, hockey, and excellent manners. It's hard to think of its sweeping, icy wilderness without also thinking about Canadian accents, and waving a friendly hello to a saluting Royal Mountie. But, truth be told, if a foreigner is making fun of Canada, it's probably because they are just bummed they don't get to live there too. Who wouldn't?

If you're feeling like you need a little more Canada in your life, this Plus Size Faux Real Mountie Shirt should fix you right up. The long sleeve shirt is printed on all sides to look just like the trademark uniforms worn by members of the world-famous Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or Mounties for short. They have a reputation for being some of the best cops in the world, as well as for their bright red uniforms. So, what better way to celebrate your love for the north than by sporting this costume shirt, eh?