SURVEY SAYS: 72% WOULD RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE THAN HORSEFACED ACTRESS

SEX IN THE CITY OR SEX IN THE STALL?

The website www.holytaco.com recently ran a poll: Who would you rather have sex with, horse-faced actress Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex and the City or an actual horse? (Namely potential Triple Crown winner Big Brown.)

The results are in and the winner is Big Brown. And, it wasn’t exactly by a nose. An amazing 72% of those taking the poll would rather have sexual intercourse with a horse.