The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.

Average non-french idiot: Oh! so you are french!! you eat snail and frogs legs right? and you guys run away form stuff right...? hahaha...ha...ha

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"