"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived."

"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend."

im lucky enough to have never had a terrible job in my opinion. i worked at my church for 3 years as a groundsman in high school just cutting grass and cleaning stuff. nice way to stay in shape because of all the lifting i did and it was easy. also worked at burger king, the bk lounge was legit. since then ive sold food at nascar races (best part is making fun of all the hicks) and my most recent job was working at my dads brewery for 2 years.

T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"

"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$

We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our land.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"

"Keep this in mind kids, poop is your friend, but can also be your worst enemy." -Alpentalik

Man, in order to develop properly your sperms require about two degrees lower temperature than your body. That means your testicles are meant to be hanging. Don't you see why gangsters are breeding more kids? - k-lei