Photo courtesy of Flickr user Kim S. When I started stripping in Los Angeles after college to avoid becoming a nine-to-five automaton, I thought I would bask under a rain of dollar bills every night. Instead, I found myself in a constant battle to avoid becoming a prostitute. After a year of stripping in Los Angeles, I wondered if the same scenario happened everywhere, so I hit the road for a month-long tour of the finest and shittiest strip bars in the American West. Would I take home a decent wage? Would I still have to offer customers a line of coke off my ass as conciliation for refusing to suck their dicks? I was about to find out.

We took the states with the most strip clubs per capita and factored in whether their clubs were full liquor, no booze, or BYOB; if the d. But which states have the best strip clubs? Or better still, what's the best strip club in each state? For all the differences our 50 great states have -- some are red, some are blue, some are Florida -- there's one thing they all share in common: every state has strip clubs. Best Cities and States for Strip Clubs. Hey guys I'm new here but not new to the strip club scene. Visited my first strip club about 20 years ago.