Man Arrested for Tea Bagging a Public Drinking Fountain

The werewolf-like conditions of the true mania in progress are alive and well in Oregon – where earlier this week one of its elite leg humpers was arrested after being caught with his pants down, washing his junk in a park drinking fountain.

According to the Portland police, Jamie Todd Hensler was foraging for trouble in a Northwest Portland community park, where witnesses say the degenerate bombed a bunch of kids with water balloons before stripping completely naked and scrubbing his sack in their drinking water.

We can only imagine the level of horror that must have been seeping from the eyes of the youngsters as officers reported the kids were only standing about 10 feet away while this American Frankenstein desecrated a public drinking area.

The park beast was arrested and taken to the Multnomah County Jail where he was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Even though Hensler has pleaded not guilty to the alleged crimes, prosecutors say that they have him by his extremely clean genitals.