damn...im trying to make a funny, but the only "be" words that come to mind are "bed" and "behind" both of which were insinuated in fledz's post.

im getting old and losing my touch

Feb-22-2010 12:36

SushipunkFlickering, I roam

Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
damn...im trying to make a funny, but the only "be" words that come to mind are "bed" and "behind" both of which were insinuated in fledz's post.

im getting old and losing my touch

We can't write posts like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Originally posted by Sushipunk
We can't write posts like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

its impressive how you can reproduce your paintings in text!

Feb-22-2010 12:52

Silky JohnsonReach for the sky, Honky!

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Player Hater's Ball

quote:

Originally posted by Fledz
Apparently I'm not tall enough

Sooooo, you hang to the right eh? *points at your crotch*

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quote:

Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.