I'm the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man, I can really do wonders, I can, If you've got the misery, Bring your misery to me, I'm that Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man!

I'm the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man, I do things on a miracle plan, If the blues are hangin' 'round, And the devil's got you down, See the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man!

Hi-de-hi! Ho-oh-oh-oh!

Sister Green came to me for my love recipe, Said she'd heard about my miracle plan, Sister Green is now okay, Takes a treatment everyday, From the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man!

He's the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man! Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi! Ho-lo-lo-lo!

Brother Jones lived in sin, He couldn't stop drinking gin, And he heeded my miracle plan, Now he brings his gin to me, I get drunk instead, you see, I'm the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man!

He's the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man! Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi! Ho-oh-oh-oh!

Yesterday, you know, I got a line From good old Father Divine, He was jealous of my good miracle plan; You know, I was cuttin' in, you see, Now, we're partners, him and me, I'm the Hi-De-Ho Miracle Man! Yowza!