Make Love to Cheese With Your Words: Haiku Contest with a Vermont Creamery Prize

This is Your Chance to Prove How Much You Really Love Cheese

Alright you dairy darlings, I’m calling on you to proclaim all of your deepest, wildest desires and feelings for cheese in one heartfelt haiku. The most passionate and beautiful haiku will win a Valentine’s Day gift box from Vermont Creamery, including all of the cheese pictured below. Accoutrement and beautiful woman not included. Scroll down for official rules.

Is this turning you on?

That soft, pillowy rind…

… those sexy wrinkles…

… that supple, velvety curd…

It’s enough to inspire some sweet, sweet music… or at least a lovely haiku.

Hope you get lucky…

Rules//

Write 1 haiku about how much you truly love cheese. The poem must have seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five.

Comment on this post with your submission by 11:59PM on Saturday, February 13th.

Limit one entry per person.

The winner will be announced during cheese church on Sunday, February 14th. Follow @CheeseSexDeath on Instagram and watch the hashtag #cheesechurch.