Faith: Agnostic, but Peach Wookiee's stories and multiple tales I read and hear are helping me regain my faith in the Lord.

Zanpakuto: Keikaishin, translated it means Vigilance (Think of the sword of the same name from the Awakening expansion for Dragon Age: Origins).

Shikai form is the ongsword form of Vigilance that has a flame enchantment that moderately boosts strength and speed,but causing defence to be lowered. It also causes a heat shimmer to rise off the blade for obvious reasons. It also can use an ice enchantment that allows me to use a weaker version of Hierro and armour forming on my left arm at the cost of the blade being coated with a thin layer of ice reducing the damage it deals. The enchant can only be swapped once every minute.

My Bankai is Shirubāwāden no Keikaishin or Silver Warden's Vigilance. In that state I wield a bastardsword form of Vigilance with a silver version of the DAO Grey Warden armour equipped. In this form the blade bestows the bonuses of the fire enchant and the armour the ice enchant, making blue flames run along the blade and lowering the air temp in a 10 foot radius. My defence, strength and speed are greatly increased, but I can still be defeated by opponents that focus on speed all strength. Examples are Byakuya Kuchiki, Ichigo Kurosaki and Kenpachi Zaraki.

Hated Pairings: Non-canon Yaoi/Yuri pairings, especially the Yu-Gi-Oh! YamixHikari ones since they plain freak me out. I honestly detest these pairings since they are (mostly) between characters that would never get together or the author/authoress breaks a normal pairing up to make these. Sorry if this offends people but I have really needed to say my piece after filtering through these stories trying to find one I want to read. 25/12/12: If there is one type of pairing that I recently discovered that I absolutely abhor, its incest pairings. WTH is wrong with some people on this site?! I mean come on, they're usually related by blood so not only are there ethical problems here, but harmful genetic mutations have a higher chance of occurring! Incest pairings get absolutely no support from me! Sorry about the rant but I really hate those pairings with my being.

Exceptions to above: Not many, but the ones I can forgive are LightningxFang and FangxVanille since the only 'official' pairing is SnowxSarah and I've seen hints of F/V in FF XIII.

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REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be an untrustworthy, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I 'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a GAMER, so I MUST have no life.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm Welsh, so I MUST hump a sheep.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST not be important.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be in a cult.

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I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: say OMG!YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA! (OMR!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!YuGiOh fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you.

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME ATEM!

Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.YuGiOh fans: know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.YuGiOh fans: would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcyclesYuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game.YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid.

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem or Bakura is there!

Normal people: Would never buy too expensive things because they might become out of money.YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people.YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game. Or asking Seto to sue them for you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you love Yu-Gi-Oh!

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.

People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and will.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

AN IMPORTANT NOTE REGARDING THE COPYRIGHT:

This Evil Overlord List grew out of the exchanges on what is now the Star Trek mailing list "shields-up@spies.com", beginning in 1994 (when it was still "startrek@cs.arizona.edu"). We were kicking around cliches that appeared on "Deep Space 9" at the time, and I started to compile a list of classic blunders they were making. The list came to about 20 or so items. In 1995, I decided to try to make it into a Top 100 List. I attached a copyright notice, some friends of mine posted it to a few newsgroups, and the contributions quickly poured in. In 1996 I revised the list entries to their current form, the Web page went up, more contributions were solicited, the list expanded beyond 100 and I had to open up a dungeon. I continued to contribute items; my total is around 40 or so. So while I am the originator, editor, and principal contributor, I certainly did not write the majority of the items on the list -- as may be seen by the sheer number of individuals who are listed as contributors. Around 1997, as the final contributions were coming in, a couple contributors mentioned that this was similar to a list of things not to do if you capture James Bond that had appeared on a sci-fi newsgroup. I'd never heard of or seen this list, so I assumed it was parallel development or perhaps something I had inspired.

On November 12, 2002, I exchanged some emails with Jack Butler who has a list on his website. Sayeth Mr. Butler: "This list has its origins on the now-nonexistent FidoNet Science Fiction and Fandom (SFFAN) email echo, in a discussion regarding a sketch seen on an episode of Saturday Night Live sometime in 1990. In the sketch, several Bond villains were appearing on a talkshow touting their new book, "What Not To Do If You Capture James Bond". The discussion on SFFAN was specifically regarding what advice might be found in that book. The instigator of the discussion was Alesia Chamness; other contributors included Jason Welles, Brian R. Williams, Merideth Knepper, and Alexi Vandenburg. I was also one of its contributors. When I originally posted this list to the Internet in 1994, I did so without any awareness of Mr. Anspach, the Star Trek mailing list on which his version of the list appeared, or (later) his website."

Apparently both lists were compiled during overlapping periods of time. Comparing the two, some items appear on one list but not the other. Other items appear identical to those on this list; since many are the result of my writing or editing, I believe they were taken from this list and posted to that list without permission. But other items on that list appear identical to contributions I received before I edited them. Those items may have been taken from that list and submitted here under false pretenses, or they may have innocently been submitted to both lists by their originators. It appears that as a result of this "cross-contamination", the two lists have arrived at a point where there are variations on each other and it is probably impossible to untangle them. (I would still like to talk with Alesia Chamness. If you know her, please ask her to email me.)

I believe Jack Butler when he says the list on his website is the current form of the James Bond Villain list, and I thank him for helping to clarify matters. Let me state that I had nothing to do with the FidoNet SFFAN list which is firmly in the public domain, and I lay no claim to it. The copyright statement attached to my list applies only to this list, in the form it appears.

-- Peter Anspach

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd DoIf I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

The Lifestream is everywhere where there are living things. But on the far away worlds of Gran Pulse and Cocoon its flow is constricted, frozen in the crystalline grip of the fal'Cie. This just won't do. It's time to send some reinforcements.

After bidding farewell to Atem, Yugi and his friends believe their lives will go back to normal. They soon realize that is not the case upon befriending the new girl in school, and coming face-to-face with new enemies unlike any they have encountered before. Main Pairing is KaibaxKisara, with a few others.

He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?

With the Gotei 13 at his back, Ichigo Kurosaki will learn what it means to be a Reaper. Even if it means twice the homework, twice the studying, twice the PE classes, and twice the obnoxious teachers. Part 1 of 2 or 3. Complete.

After a night of suffering, Latios was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Alto Mare, for his sister. But, fortunate events give him a new chance at life thanks to Latias and Ash. So, Alto Mare is saved and Latios is alive. With that behind them, both dragons decide to depart with Ash on his journey, how will he cope traveling with two Legendary Pokémon?

9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. He was the one who changed her world. But now he's going to change it, right from the very beginning. Perhaps in death, they'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...

After losing to Tobias in the Lily at the Valley Conference in Sinnoh, Ash, Pikachu, and Brock are on their way back to Pallet. On their way, they meet Misty in Alto Mare. While there, Ash saves the lives of the Eon twins, but at the cost of almost losing his own. Ever-determined, he recovers, but when they decide to leave with Ash, what will their father have to say? -Rewriting-

You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS

AU. When Robin wakes in the middle of a field with no memory of his past nothing could prepare him for the adventure that awaits. With the Prince of the kingdom of Ylisse Chrom and his faithful band of Shepherds, Robin rises from a humble tactician to one of the saviours of the world. A loose (very loose) adaptation of Nintendo's thirteenth Fire Emblem game - Awakening.

"Red Hat" Konami is not your average duelist. He's spent time battling it out with the best of them, but just when he finally starts to settle into his new home at Neo Domino City, strange events start occurring. Will Red Hat be able to help the Signers achieve their ultimate destinies, or will he drown in the sea of the Dark Signer's madness? Novelization of Tag Force 4

I decided to try my AU spin on things this time focusing on the relationship between father and son. Ichigo is dealing with finding out of the truth about his father's Shinigami lineage and he isn't handling the news very well. Curious? Happy Reading...

Complete! The Throne of Bhaal can no longer be left unoccupied- a war for the Throne has begun. With his closest companions at his side, one Bhaalspawn sorcerer moves ever closer to claiming the power of Bhaal for his own, regardless of desire or intent.

This story starts 1 and 1/2 years after Yugi helps the Pharaoh Atem. Yugi finally has a new life with new changes. But, his dead father's past comes to destroy him and the world. Now with his old partner and old and new friends, a knight is born! R&R! MULTI-CROSSOVER! If you enjoy an interesting story by it's journey, you may read. WARNING: Volume 1 lacks unlike future ones. Enjoy

Every time he died, he lost more of himself. Now, he doesn't even know his name, All he remembers is that he swore to serve her. But can he endure this mission? And can he trust anyone? In a world torn apart by Demons, other humans are the most dangerous enemy. NOW FINISHED. THANK YOU, EVERYONE.

The sequel to Nightmare Resurrection. The gang returns to Duel Academy, hoping for their senior year to be relatively uneventful. But Darkness will fall... Now rated M, to be safe. Co-written with 15animefreak15 and Lobo Argost. Chapter LXVIII, "Splish Splash," up!

After his loss at the Indigo League, Ash is tasked by Professor Oak to go to the Orange Islands to retrieve a mysterious poké-ball. Ash hopes to use the trip to compete in the Orange League, all the while carrying the precious item, but the Legendaries are watching. He and his friends are in for the journey of a lifetime. Sequel to Pokémon, the great adventure.

Trying to save the Lehran she knew, Yune arranges matters so that Sephiran meets a few crucial people in his journeys across Tellius. Wildly and gloriously AU, with some unavoidable but hopefully likeable OC's.

In this amazing collaboration, Wright Anything Agency expands, prosecutors are very bad at team work, and why is everyone out of prison? Is it just Edgeworth, or are there more than one Oldbags? Why is everyone so attracted to Apollo? Is Phoenix gay or is that just Maya? Let's find out together in Ace Attorney: Long Arm of the Law! Picture from dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]

What happens when Ash Ketchum was raised by the legendary Pokemon Mew itself? Being raised by a legendary Pokemon, especially a playful one isn't easy, so the boy decided to run away and become a Pokemon Trainer, but there's no running from Mew.

What if Genesis had caused the Nibelheim Incident instead of Sephiroth? What could have changed? Zerith, Cloti, Sephissnei, hints of Yuffentine and Tselena later in the story. Complete, sequel coming soon.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

As the title states, this is a crossover with WOW and Halo, The Master Chief is now in Azeroth, how will the Alliance and the Horde deal with a warrior from the Stars and his A.I Companion? Story is now being Thawed slowly...

The legend of Spyro the Dragon is a long and complicated one, told and untold as the lore passed from game company to game company. Today, the pieces are being put together to create the true telling of the hero of the Dragon Realms.

The Winter War didn't end well for Ichigo Kurosaki. Forced to leave his home, Ichigo is forced into a new war, Can Ichigo make a new life for himself in this new and crazy world, and more importantly, What the hell is with the Sun! BleachXSoulEater.

When Ichigo and Rukia are spun decades into the past thanks to one of Urahara's experiments, how will they face the people that are close to them, but who suddenly seem like strangers? And along the way, they may discover long-hidden feelings for the person nearest to them... Set a year after the date of Rukia's adoption. Features Kaien, Byakuya, Ukitake, Captain!Isshin. IchiRuki.

My name is Garrus Vakarian. I used to be a cop. Now I help those who can't help themselves. I spend my days and nights on the Citadel, the glorious centre of the galaxy, trying to eke a living. It's not easy or glamourous, but it has to be done. Someone has to stand up, when all hope is lost...

A man shows up in Pallet Town by a stormy night, severaly wounded. Five years later, Ash gets ready to start his journey as a Trainer, but he isn't alone. The man from the storm, Silver, is by his side as a mentor and a teacher. Together with a Thunder-easy Pikachu, an overprotective Ninetales and a duo of friends, they set to challenge the Leagues. Smart Ash.

Yugi, Yami, Jaden, and Yusei have been sent to the future! After all they've been through, after all the hardship, pain, and joy they've experienced together, they are called upon once more to save the world. This time, the stakes are much higher than before. Dueling is no longer than they think it to be, and their lives actually lie on the line. Can they triumph once more?

Ichigo Kurosaki was enjoying a return to normalcy when he is forcibly brought to the Soul Society to help Kisuke Urahara with an experiment. When something goes wrong and he finds himself stuck in the world of Azeroth with no conceivable way of returning to his own world will he be crushed under the despair or rise to new heights as the hero he was always meant to be?

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

"So many stories left untold..." "Then it's our job to tell them." These are the Lost Tales from White Sun Rising, from the first meeting of Zangetsu and Sode no Shirayuki to the Zanpakuto Rebellion and all the stories in between. Short windows of the WSR universe that wasn't featured in the main story. Short chapters sometimes, so expect quick updates for some arcs.

All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.

What if Sword Art Online never existed and the first ever VRMMO was one where players fought and tamed beasts. Enter the world of the all–new death game: Beast Tamer Online! (Main character is still Kirito)

Adopted from Skywalker T-65: When Rukia was taken back, Sode no Shirayuki stayed with Ichigo. This is the story of Ichigo and Rukia, done differently. Watch out, Aizen: you screwed with the wrong shinigami.

Yugi is ready to retrieve his memories, though discovers this will cost him more than leaving Atem forever. Yugi finds himself playing an RPG game against Yami Ryou in a game called Millennium World that repeats the events of 3000 years ago. Yugi, with the help of his friends from the past and present, must win this game that seems impossible to win. Sequel to At-Em-Oh Rebirth

Ichigo and his friends are transported to Azeroth following a failed attempt to rescue Orihime from the clutches of Aizen. Soon after arriving they find themselves engrossed in conspiracies that will doom Azeroth. Will they manage to stop these plots or will Azeroth fall into darkness?

At the end of her rope, a mother must come to a hard realization in order to provide the life she envisioned for her only living son. Two choices, both have severe consequences. So what will the decision be? Part 2: After an experimental accident occurs these weird spores start falling from the sky and change the normal life Dan once lead. Or was it all a lie? Heavy AU

Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review

Youkai and Hollows alike call humans weak and defenseless. They say it's due to the fact there are billions of them that they even manage to survive. This is Humanity kindly requesting you say that a little louder. *Click* *Click*

After being discovered, the original 6 brawlers ( plus one you'd never understand) become a part of one of the biggest bands in the history of Japan: Vocaloid. But, thing is, every one's crazy about them. How will the hide it from their Vestal, Netheian, Gundalian, and Human friends? Especially when they have a tour booked that everyone will see? Pairings inside. NO YAOI!

The sequel to my first story, High School for the Certifiably Insane. The war against the Hyperion Corporation is over and the Crimson Raiders are now on a quest to unite Pandora. Although Jack is defeated, Lilith still feels grief from Roland's death. When she learns about the New U stations, she immediately gains hope of saving her lost love. Same couples from the last story.

Fifth and final chapter in the Broken series. Harry's life has changed, but one thing stays the same: the Black Council - The Circle - still have plans, and Harry's still standing in the way. But he won't stand alone. It all comes down to this...

Yugi and Jaden enter a Tag-Team tornament in Domino City only to discover that the players and themselves are victims of a Shadow Game hosted by a power hungry sorcerer. The losers will instantly be sent to the Shadow Realm.

Atem is off to a new adventure of retrieving Yugi's lost memories. To do this, he must gather three god cards and defeat Marik, who holds two god cards. As Battle City continues, things are about to get BLOODY. sequel to At-Em-Oh Duelist Kingdom

She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

With the fall of Cocoon and the disappearance of their brands, Lightning and the former l'Cies thought they had lost their Eidolon partners forever. Now a year later, their Eidolons return. But not in the way they expected. Hilarity ensues. Post game. AU

Sequel to Wintertime Love. The gang returns to Ochi City for Spring Break. Then something terrible happens and they're forced to suffer weeks of torturous questions & hours at the hospital. In the end, one duelist may not return to Duel Academy. RxR JxA

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Five years after he lost his powers, Ichigo thought he'd remain as a normal human. But when he and his sisters are killed by a hollow and sent to Soul Society by Rukia, Ichigo is once again thrust into the world of the Shinigami. Post ch 423 of the manga.

Due to an old Friendship between two meddling old men, Ichigo Kurosaki and Company end up at Hogwarts. The mission: protect Harry Potter! Primarily Bleach Characters interacting with the Wizarding World. Rating changed to M to be safe.

Darkness attempts to conquer the world. A group of duelists handpicked by ancient saviors must face them, the Signers and the Paladins. Crossover with GX and DM. Char/OC or Char/Char pairings, JadenxAlexis. T for language and certain events later on.

After a freak incident with Yubel, a 8 year old Jaden Yuki becomes the apprentice of Yugi Moto. When he reaches his 15 birthday he is off to Duel Academy with 7 years of training with the king of games himself. JadenXAlexis UNDER EDIT!

Atem solves the Millennium Puzzle and now shares a body with a childish spirit who is an embarrassment and annoyance to his nature. Though, Atem starts realizing the more he hates Yugi the more he starts to love the kid. NO YAOI! BROTHERLY LOVE PEOPLE!

When an ancient evil threatens all of time and space, Yugi Muto, Judai Yuki, and Yusei Fudo along with their friends must team up to stop it. Will the power of three different Duel Kings be enough to save time and space?

Cortana spends plenty of time pondering those last six parting words as their ship drifts through space, she finally thinks that she gets the real meaning behind those words. Post Halo3. John x Cortana. *Updated, scroll down inside for details*

Ed and Al find themselves trapped in Azeroth, where their lives take very different turns. Ed becomes a Death Knight with a struggle inside himself for who he really is, while Al has become a warlock of the Alliance. RATED T FOR VIOLENCE.

Inspired by YGOFreak54's 'Darkness Is My Ally' After awaking the Supreme King in a duel when he was 6, a changed Jaden Yuki enters the prestigious Duel Academy. Now, he wil enter a world of nonstop dueling, teenage drama not to mention savin the world...

What makes a hero? His renown? His actions? His sacrifices? His character? His motivations? And who judges this? His enemies? His allies? The people? Or his friends? The mass effect main story as it should be. M for violence and potentially other stuff.

More songs about EVA deconstruction. And rearranged boss fights. And Third Impact. And bishie sparkles. And reference nesting dolls. And hacking through dense layers of meaningless symbolism with a chainsaw katana. That is on fire. Now with closure.

What if after Judai's duel with the Duel King he found himself back at Duel Academia? What if Yugi told him he wasn't done yet? "Don't walk away with regrets, Judai-kun." Regrets? My own series finale! Spur of the moment oneshot. JxA, RxR!

One Minute He's Demanding to Be King, The Next, He's Questioning the Kings Sexuality, What's a typical saturday like with Ichigo and his hollow? NOT YOAI NOT ICHIHICI, Implied Ichiruki, Implied RenjiMatsumoto

Lan and Megaman have become extremely powerful, and nothing is much of a challenge. When a new evil arises, they must take their game to the next level. LanxMaylu, MegaxRoll. Contains RollxBass in later chapters. Complete... For now...

Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!

Twelve years after a boy rejected Godhood, the man he became finds his life no less complex. The world is better, perhaps. And perhaps, he is happier. But, is it necessarily a safer world? And does he have a place in it?

With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems.

Paper Mario novelization with a twist: the X stands for crossover! When dark times come across the lands, and there's no use wishing on a star…sometimes the best thing to do is simply get Mario to fix it for you. But when he finds his story is intertwined with other heroes, Mario might not have to do it alone...and maybe even make new friends! [OLDFIC]

Ichigo encounters a mysterious, hollow slaying, woman who knows his name and every intimate detail of his double life as both human and Deputy Soul Reaper. But what does she have to do with Yuzu? Slight AU.

A young duelist named Judai Yuki makes his way to enter into the prestigious Duel Academia, but in time he will discover that not all is what it seems, and he and his new friends may be dueling for more then just the chance for glory. Alternate Universe.

Star Fox Adventures the way it should have been! When Fox is called to aid the residents of the mysterious Dinosaur Planet, he finds help in the form of the mischievous Prince Tricky, and an enigmatic blue vixen with strange powers and a clouded past.

Jaden and Alexis have been dating for over two months now. They and the rest of the gang decide to spend the summer in Ochi City. But Jaden's hiding somethings, even from Alexis. When some people appear. Jaden's and Alexis' relationship takes a little ride. JxA! RxR!

Urahara tricks Ichigo and Rukia to keep them safe after the war becomes a lost cause and the two struggle with their new lives in an alternate past, one joining the Academy and the other doing what she can to prepare past friends for the future war.

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

Shinji had reached a new low after killing Kaworu. With an estranged Misato, a catatonic Asuka and a Rei he cannot face, Shinji meets a man who would give him the gift of divine intervertion...for his own personal use!

Jaden found something that will lead him to find out the truth about himself, and also the truth about an enemies that hate him so much and will do anything to harm him. Will he able to stop the evil plot his enemies planned? Crossover with former yugioh

She has worked hard to prepare it, and now it is finally ready: The secret legendary extra–special Ultra Course of Hazakura Temple! This is a tale of what happens when the romantic delusions of one Pearl Fey finally bear fruit. One–shot, Phoenix/Maya.

The World Three has been defeated, Gospel has been disbanded, Nebula is beaten, and Neo World Three has fallen. Now, seven years later, Lan and co. face the biggest challenge of their lives: college. COMPLETE

Netto and Rockman struggle to find a way to control Rock's 'Beast' forms. The twins turn to a unconventional method for control, but things never go as planned. DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS FROM THE BEAST SERIES.

Rei has survived Unit 00’s destruction during the 16th angel. After it is rebuilt Shinji gets called in by Nerv to be its first test pilot. When a tragedy befalls him can Nerv’s top scientists save him? pairing Shinji Asuka.