{Cut to Stinkoman running on a platform in front of an elaborate new stone castle background with columns, purple hanging banners and stained glass windows. He reaches a gap in the floor, with a skull-headed enemy on the other side. Stinkoman fires eight bolts and it explodes.}

{Cut to another room. Stinkoman jumps to a higher platform where a flying skull-headed enemy hovers above a Porchi and a drill, firing red balls. Stinkoman fires a bolt, but is hit by a projectile and falls onto the platform behind him.}

{A screen reads "NEW ENEMIES"}

{Stinkoman in now in a room with two skull-headed enemies on long, extendable spines. He jumps to fire bolts at the heads.}

{Stinkoman is on a lower platform, where a pile of green skulls lies on the platform above him. Stinkoman jumps to fire bolts. As they make contact, one skull at a time falls off the pile}

{In another room, Stinkman is on a brick tile platform in front of a strange generator enemy, which fires a giant red projectile. Stinkoman blows it up. He continues to fire bolts as it spits out more red projectiles at him. A capsule and extending spine skulls can be seen on the platform above him.}

{Stinkoman is standing in front of a giant, obese skull enemy that spits smaller wind-up skulls at him. Stinkoman shoots twice and blows it up.}

{A screen reads "NEW DUMB NAMES"}

{A Stinkomanual-style drawing of the giant enemy that spits skuls appears, zooming in and rotating. The actual enemy is labelled "Thurgood Each", and the wind-up skull it spits is called a "Rightade".}

{A second Stinkomanual drawing appears, this time of the red projectile generator. The generator mouth is called a "Plonth" and the ball it spits is called a "Soup-Dib".}

{A screen reads "NEW CRUMBLIN' SKULL-FLOOR"}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform that stops at a wall. There is a floor with four gray skulls forming a gap. Stinkoman somersaults onto the gap and jumps up and down on it. Each time he does, more cracks appear in the skulls until the platform crumbles away, allowing him to fall onto another platform and proceed.}

{A screen reads "NEW EDGE-FALL RESPAWN"}

{Stinkoman is standing on a tower, with a moving platform guarded by a flying skull-headed enemy. Stinkoman somersaults in but is hit and knocked back by a projectile, falling into the pit below. He respawns on the edge of the tower, still harmed, but quickly recovers, having lost one health point from the fall.}

{A screen reads "NEW CHALLENGES!"}

{Stinkoman is running on a platform where the flag is. A stick-figure enemy is quickly running up behind him. Stinkoman somersaults over the enemy and fires bolts, but the enemy quickly turns around and continues chasing Stinkoman. Stinkoman has to jump over it again, but misses the mark and falls down.}

{Stinkoman, now closer up, is running on a platform. The Shadowy Figure appears in a white flash, hovering high above him. With another flash and a wave of his hand, the Shadowy Figure throws a wave of three red balls at Stinkoman, knocking him back.}

{A screen reads "Stinkoman 20X6 LEVEL 10". The text "NEWLY DELAYED TIL THE YEAR 2019" appears above it. The word "delayed" is crossed out with a poorly drawn red mark and the word "UPGRADED" appears above it. The word vanishes and is replaced by the word "PORTED". This word vanishes and is replaced by "PROCEDURAL DLC MICROGUE-TRANSACTION RETROVANIA'D". This mess vanishes and is replaced by "JUST PLAIN OL' DELAYED".}

{The music stops. Back in the game, Stinkoman is going through his power-up animation. He suddenly sprouts a giant set of muscles. As he makes a battle cry, a flurry of My Benj enemies float up from the bottom of the screen.}

I breathed some life into these fanbrick creations from @NoJohnsGamer. Next time, husky-up my head some more!

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{A Homestar Runner and a Strong Bad figure, both built from LEGO bricks, are standing on a desk in front of a computer monitor. As they speak, the LEGO models' mouths are stop-motion animated to move.}

LEGO STRONG BAD: Hey, how come I'm so short? And who's that guy on your shirt?

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{A Trogdor!! board game is set up with all the tiles showing a devastated countryside. A peasant meeple is standing on a mountain tile. A Trogdor meeple walks over the tiles next to the peasant and jumps twice. The peasant meeple turns around, jumps twice, and leaves in a hurry, leaving a clear peasant meeple in its place. The Trogdor meeple uses a flame meeple to burninate the clear peasant. The clear peasant, now wearing a clear fire meeple, runs off}

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{Strong Bad is standing in front of a machine labelled "TROGDOR!! Mass-Produce-O-Tron". He laughs maniacally as boxes of the game roll past him on the converyor belt. However, his mask is rendered with a set of yellow lines on it.}

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"Goofs" completionists refers to the Homestar Runner Wiki, where animation errors are typically documented, including ones that were fixed later on.

Last minute! I got so many requests to get on the Trogdor board game waitlist that I reopened the preorder store until 5pm EST today! https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders … After that I'm throwin the big cartoony switch that will start production! (don't worry, still right on sched)

Just dug up this lost alternate ending to Trogdor that I cut out for some reason almost 16 years ago. Does this mean that no one's 100%'s on Guitar Hero II count anymore?

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{There is a still image of a live action Strong Bad glove holds a cassette tape labeled "TROGDOR-DEMO". "Videlectrix cassette storage solushe" is written on the tape. The ending of the TROGDOR! song plays.}

STRONG BAD:{screaming} THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

{An extended version of the outro plays}

STRONG BAD:{singing} And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIGHT!!

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TROGDOR was one of the songs featured in Guitar Hero II. However, due to technical limitations, it is physically impossible to get 100% on that song.

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Apparently, Videlectrix had an "Everything Tactics" phase a decade or so ago. This image was titled "trogdor_tactics.jpg." Check out that Peasant Brute! And Troggie's weird backhand! Hope I find evidence of "Rhino Feeder Tactics!"

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These awesome nerds made an awesome VR eyeball game in 24 hours and I helped somehow! Who among us hasn't wanted to launch their own eyeball in VR at some low point of their life?! (the pirate occasionally sounds like Old Timey Strong Bad. Hmm...)

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While I admit that I initially thought this Kickcheater was for a Taranchula board game, this METAL game from @laywastegames and @TheJordanDraper looks awesome! It comes in an all METAL box even! Hoping for a creeping rusty meat Stretch Goal!! Go back it: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/laywastegames/metal-0 …

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We literally found this long lost store crap lying in a warehouse! An old poster design! Obscure patches! Those static clingy things! Who doesn't want a SBASAF mission patch?! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com

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Last days to get Trogdor! the Board Game! Guys, yes we will try to make extra copies to sell later but we don't know how many or when they'd go on-sale. Preorder by Oct 31st to guarantee your style! Shipping June '19.

AHHH!! I will never look at Marzipan the same again! Don't get me wrong, the art is good and all but from now on I'm going to envision Wormypan wearing a brain dress. Or maybe a dress made of used, moist paper towels?

I would recommend getting Coach Z quotes outta your head as that is a one way trip to prison. But you should welcome my quotes into your head by boring a small hole in your skull, Medieval style, in this case to let IN the Strong Bad humors.

$60 got you the deluxe game with the wooden meeple gamepieces PLUS painted plastic miniatures of all those same pieces PLUS the stretch goal alternate Trogdor meeples (S is for Sucks, Wormdingler, etc.). Pins and Homestar meeples are extra add-ons that cost extra. Duzzat help?

Would I mind?! No way! That's the whole point. I slather the internet with my hot, greasy skills of an artist so that the delicious, fatty pan drippings can ooze down onto you viewers below! (in this metaphor I'm apparently working at some kinda elevated internet artist griddle)

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Will Vinton was a HUGE influence on brother Graw Mad. So to honor Vinton's passing, I give you Strong Mad's stop-motion opus, a stop-mopus, if you will: Swordguys Versus Skullguys.

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{The video opens with a title card reading "Swordguys Versus Skullguys" in spiky blue marker. The word "versus" is enclosed within a dagger that is dripping. Ominous music plays throughout.}

{Cut to a castle with a horned skull face in the front and two towers at the sides.}

{Cut to inside. A skull-faced wizard holds a staf and stands in front of a magic ball on a stand. Two heavyset skull-headed guards flank him.}

{Strong Mad provides the voices for every character. The dialogue is often out of sync with the action.}

SKULL WIZARD: The sword guys are coming. {Turns to the right guard} You go stop them!

RIGHT GUARD: Okay.

{The two guards leave.}

SKULL WIZARD: Ha ha!

{Cut to a pack of five sword guys who enter from the right, holding various weapons.}

YELLOW SWORD GUY: Look, a skull bowl!

{Cut to a blue bowl with handles and a golden stand sitting on a square rock. It has a skull on it.}

{Cut back the sword guys. They move toward the left. The tallest sword guy stays behind to point to the right.}

{Cut to a crowd of skullguys holding various weapons.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY:{offscreen} Look, a skull guy!

{Cut to a wide shot of the skull bowl. One by one, the sword guys dip their weapons into the bowl. The tallest sword guy, who is unarmed, dips his fist in the bowl.}

SWORDGUYS: Dip the weapons in the bowls!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy with his hand in the bowl. A skull guy enters from the right. The sword guy punches the skull guy in the face. The skull guy's head flies off. The skull guy falls over.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Now we can get them!

{Cut to a wide shot. All the sword guys brandish their weapons and move to the right.}

{Cut to a tall skull guy holding a large axe. A green sword guy holding an axe of his own bashes the skull guy, creating large gashes in his body.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Stab! Slice!

{Cut to a a shirtless sword guy holding a long sword. He slices off the skull guy's hand, then stabs the skull guy in the chest, forming a deep hole in his center.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Chopping, stabbing!

{The skull guy flees the scene}

{Cut to a short wizard holding a staff. He uses magic on the skull guy in front of him, causing his staff to become charred.}

SWORD WIZARD: Zapping!

{Cut to another sword guy. He throws his dagger at the skull guy. It sinks into the skull guy's chest and stays embedded there. The skull guy falls over backwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throwing!

{Cut to the sword guy with the axe standing between two tall skull guys. He knocks over the left skull guy, then the right one.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Two times at once!

{Cut to the tallest sword guy effortlessly punching and knocking over a skull guy.}

TALLEST SKULL GUY: Punch.

{The sword guy holding a dagger is chasing off three skull guys. He throws his dagger into the back of the one closest to him, causing him to fall forwards.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: Throw.

{The dagger sword guy leaves in the opposite direction.}

{Cut to the other four sword guys. The dagger sword guy joins them. He directs them to move ahead. The other sword guys raise their weapons in agreement.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: We gotta go do other stuff!

{All the sword guys raise their weapons and move forward.}

{Fade to black}

{Fade back in to the skull castle.}

{Cut to a large wall made entirely of wooden blocks. The five sword guys come up to it.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: How do we get into the castle?

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Like this!

{The others move out of the way as the tallest sword guy bashes his head against the wall, causing two wooden blocks to fall away, forming a breach in the wall. The other sword guys crowd around.}

{Cut to a room with two pillars made from wooden blocks, decorated with little skulls. The sword guys enter single file and pass between the pillars.}

{Cut to a crowd of skull guys holding weapons.}

SKULL GUYS: Oh!

{Cut to the sword guys in front of a curved staircase made from blocks. Close up on the group.}

AXE SWORD GUY: More skull guys! You fight these guys!

{Cut to a wider shot of the group in front of the staircase. The axe guy ascends the stairs as skull guys enter from both sides.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight the other guys!

{Cut to the stairs. Two of the steps are decorated with skulls. The axe sword guy meets a skull guy on the steps. The axe sword guy hits the skull guy. The skull guy bleed and falls over behind the stairs. The axe sword guy continues upward.}

{Cut to the sword-wielding guy on the steps.}

{Cut to the wizard on the ground. He zaps the skull guy in front of him, causing the skull guy's head to explode.}

SWORD WIZARD: We're fighting so good!

{Cut to the dagger sword guy at the bottom of the steps. He pulls his dagger out from a fallen skull guy and climbs up the stairs.}

{Cut to the tallest sword guy in combat with a skull guy in front of the staircase. The skull guy tries to bash the sword guy's head with a small axe but the sword guy knocks him down.}

{Cut to the sword wielder at the bottom of the staircase. He is surrounded by two skull guys. The sword wielder stabs the skull guy in front of him, creating a hole in his chest. He then does a spin attack, knocking over both skull guys and a few of the blocks in the staircase.}

SHIRTLESS SWORD GUY: Bluh!

{Cut to the inner sanctum. The skull wizard stands behind his magic ball with two guards at attention. The axe sword guy enters. The skull wizard flees the scene as the two guys move to attack the axe sword guy.}

AXE SWORD GUY: I'll fight you!

{The dagger sword guy enters. Close up on him.}

DAGGER SWORD GUY: I'm standing still for a long time!

{The dagger sword guy throws his dagger off-screen.}

{Cut to the fray with the axe sword guy and the two skull guards. The dagger flies in and hits one of the skull guys in the hinder. The skull guy is knocked over, falling on top of the axe sword guy.}

SKULL GUARD: Whoa!

{Cut to a room made from wooden blocks, with two gaps for windows. The skull wizard enters.}

{Close up on the skull wizard. The axe sword guy swings his axe from off-screen and chops off one of the skull wizard's horns.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Chop!

{Cut to a farther shot of the skull wizard and the axe guy. The axe sword guy comes down from the wooden block.}

{Cut to the axe sword guy. He swings his axe to the edge of the screen. The wizard's skull head sticks to the axe. The axe sword guy removes the skull.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Oh, man!

{Cut to the skull wizard, who has been reveals to be an ordinary bearded man beneath his skull mask.}

AXE SWORD GUY: You're a old bearded guy!

{Cut to the other four sword guys at the bottom of the staircase, crowding around a fallen skull guy warrior with a tall sword sticking upright from his chest. The axe sword guy descends the stairs. The other four turn to face him.}

AXE SWORD GUY: Look out, it's a old bearded guy!

{The axe sword guy turns to look up the stairs as the unmasked skull wizard descends. Close up on him.}

{Cut to the sword wizard from behind.}

SWORD WIZARD: Ahh, you're my dad!

{Cut to the skull wizard.}

SKULL WIZARD: You always were not very good, son!

{Cut to a wide shot. The skull wizard raises his arms. All the sword guys leave except the wizard. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard with magic.}

{Cut to a closer shot of the two wizards.}

SWORD WIZARD: Why are you being so mean to me—

{The two wizards climb off the staircase and stand on both sides of the fallen skull warrior. The skull wizard zaps the sword wizard again.}

SWORD WIZARD: —my dad?

{Cut to the skull wizard. He waves his hands.}

{Cut to the sword wizard lying on the floor. He zaps with his staff.}

SWORD WIZARD: But I do magic!

{Cut to the skull wizard. The sword stuck inside the fallen skull warrior floats up and stabs through the skull wizard, who falls backwards.}

SKULL WIZARD: Augh!

{Cut to the fallen sword wizard, who stands back up and walks away. The music becomes much more upbeat.}

{Fade to black.}

{Fade in to the sword guys standing in a triumphant formation, with the tallest one standing behind the others. They turn their heads to face each other, then turn back to the front.}

SWORD GUYS: We did it! Let's look at each other!

{Cut to the skull castle. Strong Mad makes exploding sounds as the castle falls apart. First one horn falls off, then one of the teeth, then a part of the parapets, then the other horn, then a large chunk of the skull head.}

{Cut back to the sword guys. A tall dragon with orange horns joins them. The tallest guy turns to greet him.}

TALLEST SWORD GUY: Hi dragon.

{Fade to black}

{A title card appears reading THE END!! in blue ink. The "D" has a skull face enclosed within it.}

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Pre-orders for Trogdor!! The Board Game are extended until October 31st. You can also get yourself a set of Homestar meeples to use in whatever dang tabletop game you want! Use Homestar and Marzipan as roads!! Use me as a robber! https://trogdor.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

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I don't know about Bubs' baby replacement policies but I don't think I wanna know what he considers a receipt, proof of purchase, or 'unused portion' in this case. Oh, also, Father of the Year for r'llz.

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Emily! You somehow walked between two worlds in those days, one foot in Videlectrix, t'other in TTG while both sides teetered on the brink of war. There are few mortals who could do these and come away unscathed!

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Thanks to one and all o' dang y'all backers but today I'd like to shine the Majesty of Trogdor on my main man Colin B for valor and all around be-coolness in the Kickcheater comments section! I dub thee PALGSTUB, an Honorary Keeper of Trogdor!

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You guys give those huge corporations WAY too much credit. Nobody at Intendro or Mouse Factory Warehaus is cool enough to know who I am! I'm a niche-cult-l33t-indie-underground-web-chicken tenders-acquired taste for dorks in-the-know!

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I'll let the dreaded question slide this time, but only 'cause you gave me a great idea for Strong Bad's VR Typing Tutor! Learn the secrets of typing like a true wrestleman while a gross wizard tries to steal your virtual sheep!

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This is the question I've been waiting 17 years to be asked! Are they not on the the BGCKB boards?! Do they not get the catalogs?! What about BoxGloCompKeyCon 2018?! We had our biggest attendance ever!

If we're able to make extra copies of the game (say there are 19,000 backers and we get 20k copies manufactured), we will sell them in the Homestar online store. BUT, those vopies won't have some of the extra funtime junk that the backers unlocked.

Last 3 days to support this whole deal! Thanks to one and all of dang y'all for the pretendous support! On the fence? Check out the print and play version here: https://homestarrunner.com/printandplay/

I never said I was going into OR out of retirement! I just sit there and let the world freeze around me sometimes like those gross New Zealand bug. Then when it thaws, I make a new thing like no time has passed.

Check it out! Maybe I'll pop in the chat myself and provide realtime support/heckling. I think I got a Twitch account a few years ago. Back when it was called Prodigy. I'll dust that thing off and see if it still works.

I'd like to see you go toe-to-toe with the legal team at Nescafé! Litigation Jackson is more of a 'dive out of an exploding building with a box full of legal briefs' kinda lawyer than a 'showdown against an international foods juggernaut' lawyer.

How people choose to improve on methods is entirely up to the peoples and their meeples. Boardelectrix in NO WAY condones anything other than pretend tabletop burnination where you go like, "FROOOOOSH!!!"

5 days left in the Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter! Remember, because of all you awesome Trogbackers, the base game now comes with 5 alternate Trogdor meeples! Improve on Strong Sad's methods all you want!

The hope is to make enough o' thems to have some available in the online Homestore at a later date. It may not have all the extra stuff the backers earned but the core game will still be there and will still rule.

A card game in which an almost-Crack Stuntman tries to earn tricks of pistol cards to play on panda decks so he can earn more PSA tiles to convert into cash to finance his 2-story hot tub. Gripping gameplay!

Strong Mad is devastated at the loss of a legend. He won't come out of his room and just keeps singing incompressible versions of the Soviet national anthem while cuddling a tattered Boris Zukhov 'Wrestling Buddies.'

Trogdor game at 12k backers! You peoples have taken crazy-go-nuts to heretofore unknown levels!! Now I get to sneak some cards of my own design into the game! Hopefully @cheapassjames doesn't notice! I think they look pretty convincing.

I'll get those Houghton Boys if it's the last thing I do! You hear me @chrischoughton and @shanehoughton! I'ma draw Reed Gumption or whatever his name is into a Teen Girl Squad! It WILL NOT go well for him!

For those peoples asking for a digital version of the Trogdor board game, I already made one! I had to simplify the gameplay a tiiiiiiiny bit.

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{A WarioWare DIY screen opens. The command is "BURNINATE!!" Trogdor is standing on a wooden table with three tiles; a green tile between two burninated black ones. Trogdor music plays. The gloved pointer shakes and clicks on the green tile. Trogdor breathes fire and rampages onto the green tile. Wario cheers as the tile flips over to black. The wick on the bomb at the bottom of the screen slowly burns out shorter, clicking until the bomb explodes.}

We discussed a versus mode but it kept feeling half-baked and threatened to break the exiting co-op styles. That said, there may be a time in the very near future where enterprising burninators like yourself may be able to dabble in exactly this kind of experimentasche.

Well, @DreadPirateM, while your V's are mostly consummate, instead of a beefy arm you CLEARLY drew Alfred Hitchcock in the bath instead. A common mistake among beginners. Just keep at it! Beef takes grief, as I just now started saying!

Yup! There are sold-out play throughs with me and some old Chaps type but those are sold out. Might show up at the @cheapassgames booth at some point. I think they owe me money. Or at least meatball subs.

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STRONG BAD:{with an echo} Holy crap you guys! I can't believe- you guys did- are you kiddn' me did- no amount of pizza trophies or Brunswick stew-related trophies can express the thanks I have for all of you crazy backers out there! I'm just gonna hop into this campaign and start listing off these awesome peoples that helped to bring TROGDOR!! to tabletops everywhere. Let's do it Romper Room style. I see Jim-Dan Scoff.

{A Trogdor meeple pops in. A peasant meeple comes in from the side and is burninated.}

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You did it, you guys!! Trogdor the Board Game can be unleashed upon the world! Let's keep this train wreck a-rollin'! Party with Troggie and the Shimmying Knights to the sounds of Boardelectrix's wocka-chicka Trogdor!

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{The plastic Trogdor figurine spins around, and the red and blue knight figurines shimmy and shake as the letters in the text "THANK YOU SO MUCH!" bounce up and down. Music plays throughout.}

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{The Strong Bad Puppet, wearing the brown hooded sweater with the flames shooting from the hood, rises up to face the viewer as a dramatic, Trogdor-themed introduction sting plays}

STRONG BAD:{with a dramatic echo} Doooh... The time has come! Trognarok is upon us! The TROGDOR!! Board Game Kickcheater is live right now! Go forth, my minions, and pledge! To bring burnination to tabletops everywheres!

{Strong Bad briefly looks up}

STRONG BAD:{pleased} Hmm! This flaming robe is kind of toasty! Might try and roast some Fluffy Puffs up there later on. Anyways...

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This Tweet is a reply to @kidchamp and @JonathanEbel. @kidchamp replied to the previous link with the phrase "Everybody to the Limit", to which @JonathanEbel replied the song was still in his head despite not hearing it in years. @kidchamp replied that they sing a version to their cats.

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Trogfiends! Get a sneak peek at the box art for the Trogdor board game by Kentucky's finest Bluto impersonator @schweizercomics! He also did art for the game tiles and the Keepers of Trogdor! Kickcheater launches this Tues July 17th!

This Tweet links to @schweizercomics's Tweet with the almost finished Trogdor box art.

I found a trove of unreleased Videlectrix nonsense! Apparently, there was a time when they thought the world wantneeded a Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise match-3 game!

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{Colored marshmallows held by red robot claws scroll across the screen, dropping into the grid below. Gameplay continues as Strong Bad speaks.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, man, you guys check out this early Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise prototype game I found in the Videlectrix archives!

{The button to switch jars is clicked, changing the color of the jar label.}

STRONG BAD: I better start... uh... matching three here. Green, rancid-flavored mayonnaise. Burgundy, pinot noir flavored mayonnaise, maybe. Uh, circus peanuts flavored? What else? Tangerine, oh, look at this blue combo I'm about to get! DOOJ! Aw, man, that's awesome, I've got to fill up these jars. This is some seriously gripping... mayonnaise gameplay, you guys. You've never seen... such mayonnaise. It kinda kills the mystery, you know, that catchphrase from Fluffy Puff mayonnaise, {singing} "Made From The Best Stuff!", always kind of creeped me out, but now just to know that it's made from colored marshmallows, it kinda kills the creep factor. Here we go! It's coming! It's gonna happen! One more to go!

{Once Strong Bad wins, the words "Dude, you frig" appear on the screen. The ending is cut off: the text is highlighted to reveal the rest.}

STRONG BAD: Dude, you friggin won the level! Man, it's a complete mystery to me why they never published this game.

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Devouring multiple severed Strong Sad heads followed by a Peasant's Quest playthrough afterparty with spouse?! Couple of the year right here, my friend. Couple. Of. The. (I'm too tired to finish but you get where I'm headed)

This Tweet is a reply to @TinyFootprints5, who replied to the party link, saying it all started with a post about a Strong Sad-like cookie cutter, and they played Peasant's Quest with their spouse after the party.

This Tweet is a reply to @evanbirnholz, who replied to his own Tweet that was previously linked to, saying the "peasant" is basking in Trogdor's majesty (responding to Strong Bad's previous link text).

If you don't wanna wait through the months of production and shipping and The Cheat-related excuses, come play the Trogdor board game @Gen_Con with me and some scruffy old brothers and maybe a flaming peasant! Check it out: gencon.com/event_finder?s ...

Who needs them when I've got Limozeen at my beck and call! They're so desperate for work, I had them do a cover of me yelling "The Cheat! Breakfaaast!" the other morning! It shredded! 5-minute hash browns solo!

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{The TROGDOR!! board game is set up with the tiles all on the "normal" side. Various figurines are placed on the tiles. Zoom in on the Trogdor figurine with a red banner reading TROGDOR!! below him.}

{Cut to a shot panning across the game field. Some of the tiles are burninated, including a cottage figurine and a peasant figurine.}

{Cut to a card. The card is "Majesty!". A "Consummate V's card is played on top of it.}

{Cut to an overhead shot of the field. The player is moving the Trogdor figurine in a diagonal formation across the tiles. After Trogdor has been played, the player flips the green tiles to their burninated state.}

{Cut to Trogdor and a peasant standing on a burninated tile. The player places a fire token on the peasant's head.}

{Cut to an overhead shot of the same scene. The player moves the burninated peasant across some green tiles.}

{Cut to the corner of the game field. A card is played with a hammer on it, reading "Summon forth yon TROG-Hammer".}

{Zoom in over the playing field toward a Hammer Knight figurine standing on the Trog-Meter card with two peasant figures.}

{Cut back to the field of play. The player moves the Hammer Knight across the tiles until it reaches the one where Trogdor is standing.}

{Rotating shot around a tile with a burning cottage and a burning peasant. surrounded by burninated tiles.}

{Trogdor is standing on a tile with a cottage on it. The player removes the roof of the cottage and flips it over to appear burning.}

{The player is moving the Trogdor figure across the tiles until it reaches one with a peasant on it.}

{Cut to a card. More cards are played on top of it in rapid succession.}

{A burninated cottage and a burninated peasant are standing together on the same tile. The screen shakes.}

{Pan across the game field, which is totally burninated. Four peasant figures stand on the Trog-Meter. The cottages are burninated, the Knight and Archer figures are in play, and Trogdor stands triumphant.}

{Cut to a brief shot of the Meeple version of the game being played. Trogdor stands adjacted to a tile with a burning peasant and a non-burning cottage meeple.}

{Zoom out to show the full body of the Trogdor figurine standing in front of an overhead shot of the game field.}

It depends. We've seen positive results from both neatly hung and sloppily hung 'No Loafing' signs. From the looks of that wall, this guy works in the 'black and white photos of old men' division. So neatly hung is probably the best choice here.

This Tweet is a reply to @pokeflutes, who posted a picture of someone's office cubicle with a "No Loafing" sign, asking whether to tell the guy that his sign is too neatly displayed. The office has black and white photos of people on the wall.

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Once upon a time, when you would email me, I sent back an auto-response with a link to a loop showing how I pick which sbemail to answer. Now you can find it by clicking on the ¿Internet? mouse at the bottom of my awesome web page:http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/

Don't trust it, man! That flash page is designed to make you lose consciousness and then the Delabor brothers show up and root through your fridge and steal your polaroids (which is what they think 'identity theft' means)!

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This is the squeedlie/meedliest I could get in Mario Paint. More like squanchlie/maunchliest if you ask me. Chest hair = v.accurate, though. #mariopaintthursdays

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{Cut to a looping Mario Paint animation of a Limozeen member with long hair, an open jacket, and pants with holes at the knees, playing a red electric guitar against a black background with concert lights. An amp reading "ZEEN" is in the background. Mario Paint electric guitar-sounding music plays.}

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Rick Van Velsor, in addition to having an awesome name, is the amazing sculptor behind all our figurines including the ones from the upcoming Trogdor board game. Go support this incredible artist's upcoming documentary about Decemberween ornaments! indiegogo.com/projects/keepi ...

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Simmer down there, Demando. I'll get all the hundreds of free internet cartoons I made for you organized eventually. In the meantime, as an alternative, might I suggest caring about things like this less. Instead, focus your energies on, say, making a sandwich.

This Tweet is a reply to @supersugar1985, who pointed out organization problems with the YouTube Strong Bad Email playlist.

Sloshy doesn't really even care about you OR music industry rules! Nothing is more elitist and exclusive than a 2 Days After Record Store Day surprise release!
make-a your own: homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/slo ...

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{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo, as it comes into focus. A portion of sloshy's "We Don't Really Even Care" is playing in the background. The text "Record Store Day 2018" appears at the top, followed by the text ""We Don't Really Even Care" Special Release" appearing below the sloshy logo. The text "Available only for a children's toy from the 70's" appears coming from the bottom below the previously mentioned text.}

{Cut to the aforementioned children's toy, resembling a miniature record player. A hand places a plastic white "record" onto the player, turning it to lock it in. It places the stylus onto the record, and moves a switch. The song begins to play. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear at the bottom, becoming highlighted in line with the lyrics from the song with vocals.}

{Fade to shot of the lower front-side of the toy record player, featuring a crank winding down. The lyrics "We don't really even care." appear again, featuring similar highlighting. It disappears, and "We don't really even care." appears again with highlighting.}

{Fade to a close-up of the record, viewed from the side. The lyrics "About you." appear with highlighting.}

{Fade to wider shot of the record player. The lyrics "About y-o-o-u." appear with highlighting.}

{Fade to extreme close-up of the record, as the lights turn off and the record glows green. "Wow! Glow in the dark!" appears at the bottom without highlighting.}

{Fade to a shot showing the record player from above, with the text "The kind you have to charge up under a light bulb.", again without highlighting. The text "Like the toys from a cereal box back when small toys were allowed to be in a cereal box." appears in its place. Cut to a close-up of the record.}

{Fade to wide shot of the record, with the text "Not no more." and no highlighting. The text is replaced with "The glowiness fades out at about the same rate the song slows down."}

{Cut to a black background with a blurry sloshy logo. There is text reading "Not really available." in yellow in the foreground.}

This Tweet is a reply to @ReginaKay54, who posted a photo of the word "STATE!" written on their car windows, with Trogdor in place of the "S". They mentioned having problems with the beefy arm and consummate V's.

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I tried to accurately depict how much the KOT's stache looks like a undulating squid when he eats! #mariopaintthursdays

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{Music plays. There is a time lapse of the Mario Paint animation process. Cut to a screen with four frames. Frames from the previous Mario Paint Thursday are briefly shown, with Strong Bad's glove and mouth. The drawings are cleared, and frames of The King of Town's mustache chewing are drawn. Food crumbs and drool are added. Then the screen switches to one frame, and the rest of The King of Town is drawn. Black spots are added to the white lining of his robe. A castle background is drawn behind the King of Town, and a bitten chicken leg in front of him. The King of Town's animated mustache is added, and moved around for a bit.}

THE KING OF TOWN:{voiceover; singing} Ohhh, here I go... I am going to make my mustache! I'm gonna eat some foood! Over and over agaaain! It's the KOT! Fat as can be! Sittin' in my C-A-S-T-L-E!

{Cut to the finished product, in much better quality. The King of Town is in his castle chewing, holding a bitten chicken leg. He has black spots on the white lining of his robe.}

Don't you see?! This is great! A typo somehow created Homsar so maybe this un-creates him!! (also props to the yearbook team for putting Onion Bubs in there. I'm hoping the entire graduating class is comprised of various Bubs's in the genus Allium. Shallot Bubs, Leek Bubs, etc.)

This Tweet links to @Janeandhermedia, who posted a photo of her yearbook with a quote attributed to Homsar, which the yearbook team changed to Homestar. The students' faces were censored by Onion Bubs.

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"And then Stinkoman comes up and punches Bubs in the face." Thanks for this @jezzamonn! Now get back to work on level 10 before I get that Videlectrix guy to give you one of his "good graphics" pep talks!!

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Thanks to everybody that came out and tried out the Trogdor board game today in @kickstarter Couchland @Official_PAX East! Pay no attention to the beardo in the peasant robe! Thx britmus309#1905 for the videro!

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{Cut to a dark room with Trogdor!! The Board Game on a table. Matt Chapman is wearing a flaming peasant costume and holding Puppet Strong Bad, with a little girl holding his arms.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the top of our lungs! Three! Two! One!

EVERYONE: TROGDOR!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Nice job, everybody. Look at this... {looks down at the game; singing} We burninated the entire countryside, we burninated all these peasants, we burninated all these peoples, in the tiny 3D-printed thatched-roof cottages!

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You know, I gots a folder on an old Compy called '99 songs' that's fulla those kinda jingles. And that's from maybe 2004. If I made one now it'd prolly be more like '300 songs.' Mmmmaybe I'll press 'upload' one of these days. Or at least press 'applaud.'

This Tweet is a reply to @CalebLeonhart, who asked if the themes and jingles from Homestar Runner will ever be released.

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{A Wario TV is briefly shown, before the screen switches to Homestar with sleepy eyes and a nightcap, holding a bottle of cinnamon. The text "Become a MAN" appears briefly. There is a Wario bomb in the corner, and the wire gets shorter throughout the video. A glove-shaped mouse pointer clicks the cinnamon, causing dots to appear on Homestar's chin, with the text "Poof". The mouse clicks again, causing more dots, with a "PAFF!". The mouse clicks again, causing a full cinnamon beard, with a "PUFF!" as Homestar smiles and opens his eyes wide. The bomb starts counting down, blows up, and the game ends.}

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A video of this game had been posted on Instagram on March 10, 2018, albeit with the text "CINNABEARD!" instead of "Become a MAN".

I encourage everyone who works at the UN to do more of the 3 things you've modeled here:-waste time every week-watch Strong Bad-have lunch with the IT staffThe global benefits will be instant and far-reaching.

This Tweet is a reply to @jayne_a_broad, who admitted to wasting time watching Strong Bad videos and talking with IT about it at lunch while working at the UN.

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You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?

Hot stance! I'm gonna be @Official_PAX East 2018! Come play the janky prototype of my Trogdor tabletop game (designed with James Ernest @cheapassjames) everyday at 12pm in @kickstarter Couchland (rm 103) and check out my panel on Sunday 4/8 at 1:30pm in the Dragonfly Theater!

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{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows grassy hills with a tree on the left and a stream of water on the right, with more trees faintly visible in the background. Rather Dashing walks in from the left and falls into the stream with a splash. A Wario bomb appears as the video ends.}

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Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.

This Tweet is a reply to @T3Allingham, who replied to @ItMeIRL, who posted a screenshot of @Mike_Bianchi's post saying that his band is so indie, you need to listen to their songs on 4 seperate CDs at the same time. @T3Allingham said it sounded like sloshy.

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The "baby records" refer to a range of interchangeable plastic discs that, while resembling small phonograph records, are actually designed to be played on a music box that is modeled after a turntable.

Using the photo, it is possible to "decode" the notches in the grooves on the bottom white disc (other than the part that is missing). Doing so reveals that the song is actually "We Don't Really Even Care About You", despite Strong Bad's claim that it was sloshy's "next single" (implying a song that was not previously released as a single). The other two white discs appear to be identical.

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I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!

This Tweet links to @RangerRick's Tweet with pictures of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan as fezes, with mustaches on Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

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{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.}

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Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)

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And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!

This Tweet is a reply to @PM__Ghost, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet with a screenshot of the Tweet on their phone, with the "Can it work?" image cropped by Twitter so that it looks like a concerned face.

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When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnéd," "agéd," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."

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Dear @internetarchive,You love preserving outdated webstuff. I AM outdated webstuff. How do we make a stable, secure, in-browser flash player emulator that can preserve all our favorite un-skippable website intros from the early aughts. Also all my sbemails.-Strong Bad

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Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.

This Tweet is a reply to @0freetime's reply to @heathborder's Tweet (with pictures of his kids' Cartoon Characters drawings), saying that his kids grew up on Homestar Runner, and he was now an empty nester.

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{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A Mario Paint rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.}

Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it...

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{Cut to a bouncing, cartoonish, old-looking TV with Wario's face on it. "D.I.Y. Games" is written at the top, with a gold "W" above that. A green "001" appears briefly as music plays.}

{Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene with Strong Bad on the left and Homestar on the right. The text "Nine Times!" appears briefly. A glove cursor hovers over the screen. Strong Bad begins kicking Homestar in the face with a sound effect. Each time, the number of times appears at the bottom. At 5 times, a Wario bomb appears in the corner, and the wire slowly gets shorter with a spark at the end. At 8 times, the bomb starts counting down from 3. At 9 times, Homestar's head explodes and Strong Bad dances. Wario is heard laughing. The bomb explodes. Cut back to the beginning screen. Wario's face laughs on the TV.}

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This is the first Thursday since Mario Paint Thursday's creation on February 1st to not have a Mario Paint Thursday.

I can't find who tweeted this pic saying it reminded them of StrongBadZone, but this could finally make going zero miles per hour worthwhile.

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{Cut to a car screen with "0 mph" in the middle. Below it is a field of red dots moving forward and backward. Vector Strong Bad's face appears inside the 0 as the StrongBadZone theme plays. The "0 mph" moves across the screen like Vector Strong Bad as the camera zooms in to the 0. The "0 mph" stops in the middle of the screen as the music stops.}

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{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.}

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You'd have to ask the @Worldbuilders_ crew! I sent them a buncha awesome/dumb stuff! I hope you're one of the winners! Sorry I don't know more man! (Whoa, I need to make up a superhero called Don't Know More Man')

Mario Paint Thursday! Champeen bests Preshy and Rafferty for the GOOOOLD! (acourse she's always wearing that gold medal which I suspect is maybe just chocolate gelt)

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{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.}

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{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows The Makeromancer on the right side of the screen, in front of a light purple background with darker purple hearts. On the left side, there is a chicken drumstick, with the King of Town's head below it. The text "MAKEROMANCE!" appears briefly. A stylus taps The Makeromancer, causing him to thrust his hand out. Green smoke appears around the chicken drumstick and the King of Town as the screen shakes. The chicken drumstick and The King of Town move around, as hearts appear in the middle of the screen and confetti comes down.}

Limozeen vs. Bozar has gone GOLD! Congrats to Videlectrix for always being up to date on the latest handhelds and consoles! #worthwhilein2018

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{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a stylus in front of it. There is a "Pause" button in the top-right corner and a bomb in the bottom-left. The screen shows outer space, with Limozeen's Space Machine on the left, and a giant Bozar on the right. The Space Machine moves up and down quickly, and Bozar moves up and down slowly. The text "Shoot Eyes!" appears briefly. The stylus taps twice, causing the Space Machine to shoot twice. The second shot hits Bozar's eyes, making his head turn red as the screen shakes. The bomb counts down "3, 2, 1" and explodes just as the video ends.}

Naw, Parchmenty was a few kingdoms over in the uppity, know-it-all realm of Frillscholar. From the Peasant's Quest novelization:

This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous linocut link asking about Parchmenty and its relation to Peasantry.

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PagFor untold ages, the chivalrous realm of
Pageantry had been at war with their adjacent
neighbor, the deplorable kingdom of Bigotry. Their
borderlands were a permanent battlefield and
those unfortunate peasants caught in the midst of
it all did their best to eke out an existence while
the war raged around them. Eventually, just before
the Age of Trogdor, the land on which the armies
fought became so ravaged and war-torn -and the
peasants that occupied it so smelly and
unattractive- that neither side would claim it.
Pageantry said the land was far too ugly and low
brow to be a part of their realm and Bigotry wanted
nothing to do with those "weak-kneed, weak-mead
quaffers". With no realm to call their own, the
peasants of the borderlands grumbled together a
meager government and began calling themselves
the kingdom of Peasantry.

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{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.}

Mario Paint Thursdays?! New tradition? Or thing I'll totally forget about in two weeks?

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{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER:{voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou?

{The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}

NEEDHELP!

Moving 4 moredoors to mydorm room!

CONTACT LOU!— — — — — — — — — — — — — —

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good!

{The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed}

This is definitely my fav death from Peasant's Quest. Adventure game programmers are such jerks!

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{Cut to the "Outside mysterious cottage" screen from Peasant's Quest. The score is 2 out of 150. Rather Dashing walks up to the cottage. "move stone" is typed into the command bar, and the stone is moved.}

You slide the stone over to
reveal a little hole. If
only you could cut off your
arms, legs, and head you
might be able to squeeze
through!

{"cut off arms legs and head" is typed into the command bar.}

Very funny. You have
trouble cutting out coupons
in the weekly 'Peasant
Penny-Pincher' circular.
I'd like to see you try.

{"try" is typed into the command bar.}

Okay, fine. You try to cut
off your hard-earned
extremities. It doesn't
work. You dead. Thanks for
nothing.

In the one year that Strong Sad dabbled in being a baseball stats nerd, he tried to pitch himself as a mascot called "The Human Infield Fly Rule." He was half mutant fly, half baseball diagram. The world was not ready.

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Oh man I heard a rumor that Limozeen guitarist Gary Palaroncini tried to have additional arms surgically attached to his knees so he could play that thing! Best he could do was pulleys and mannequins. Still got a mention in 'Fret Magic for the Practicing Musician' though.

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Argon Beam Coagulators have been my weapon of choice for years!! I was like the boogeyman for young splenic hemorrhages! "Go to sleep, little hemorrhage. Or Strong Bad will get you with his ABC!" they'd say!

Don't forget to come raise a glass in tribute to the Burninator at @BeerWildHeaven (aka the Hot Jones Factory!) tomorrow Jan 13th from 1-3pm! The washed up actor that played Rather Dashing will be there and maybe puppets too!

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The Hot Jones Factory scene from Decemberween Dangeresque was filmed at Wild Heaven Brewery. The image of the factory and the "i ♥ Brainblow City" mug are from the same toon.

This Tweet is a reply to @Hypernukeleosis, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, saying there were no January or Saturday events listed on Wild Heaven Brewery's website, asking if it was a shady, back-alley event, operated behind the bushes until the cops show up.

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This Tweet is a reply to @Brian_Lutz, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, asking if you have to look like a peasant, smell like a peasant, and be on fire like a peasant, referencing the three tasks in Peasant's Quest.

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ATL fans! In honor of Trogdor's 15th Trogday, come out to the Wild Heaven Brewery (@BeerWildHeaven) in Avondale Estates this Saturday from 1-3pm! Have some cold ones and BECOME the burninator's beefy arm or his flaming peasant victim!

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Total! We just need to find experts in porting 'games that look like they were from an obsolete console and were played in a now-obsolete player' to a 'current console that plays games that look like they are from an obsolete console'. Simple!

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In honor of Stinkoman's 15th birthday today, Videlectrix has decided to throw down the 8-bit gauntlet (to themselves I guess?)!

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{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.}