The Howe Twins Are Entrepreneurial

The Howe Twins have come to America to fuck their way famous. Sounds crude, but it's the truth, and it's actually not all that crude, or new, or wrong. Judging by the looks on their faces leaving the Roosevelt Hotel late night, I'd say they notched another milestone in their strategic plan. Whenever we do get around to that comprehensive immigration reform, we need to make sure achievement minded foreigners like the Howes get to the front of the line.