"Tell Laura I Love Her"

"Tell Laura I Dunked Her"

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Of course, *all* writers here are better than this poor, fictional character*. And how cool is it that the OS character was also named Tommy? :D ... Marilyn Michaels recorded a follow-up called "Tell Tommy I Miss Him" (sniff!) .... Tear-jerking OS lyrics here.

Laura and Tommy were writersMucked up mangled mock'ries, fun to singNice songs, l'ewe'd songs (It seems for sheep, he had a "thing")

But there were times that he knocked her pace"You'd better syllab-lize", she read He triple-One'd Laura; made her groanAnd to her readers, Tommy said,

(Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb)"Tell Laura I dunked her(Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb)"Tell Laura, I Three'd her"Tell Laura, self-educate"There's much you must do, to Five-ly rate"

Her song was marred on its pacing groundsHe was the nittest-picker thereThe insults poured, at parodic disgraceForth and back they wove, from his carapace

(One-one-one-one)Putrid prose: how crappy, that day(Be-come glum, chum?)Why, her song drew just trolls and flamesBut as she told him she would wring his neck,"Turtle: Die, Macbeth!", she heard him say,

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2Eagle: Betcha don't like "Teen Angel" or "Last Kiss" either, huh... it was a whole genre (WP has an article on "Teenage Tragedy Songs", the genre probably inspired by the deaths of James Dean, Buddy Holly et al. ... thanks for v/c.

AFW: It *was* literal -- (or lottoral lol) hehe! ... thanks for v/c.

LadyTaTA: Thanks for v/c, but over the years, we've had some very fine writers of the feminine persuasion. Some of the best seem no longer to be posting -- Meriadoc and PMS to name just two, and the [female] Royce Miller went to Rock'n-Roll Parody Heaven a while ago. adagio graces us occasionally, and among the newer crop, I believe there are fine prospects. Thanks again.

Christie Marie M: But the ending was happy! ... unlike the song :) Missed ya the last couple days -- hows school? And thanks for v/c!

Great parody, TT, and I agree with 2Eagle on not liking teenage tragedy songs. This is related to both LadyTaTA's comment and your response: how do I compare to the likes of Royce Miller, Meriadoc and PMS, among the other female parodists, in your opinion? I['ll give this parody 5s.

Sir Tortoise - You're pretty quick for a slow reptile. Loved the "one one one one" line. This parody is very nicely written.

So you actually drilled down through all the stuff on this site to determine that this Laura person did 13 parodies in one day and vanished into oblivion? She must have had them written and found this site and dumped them all in one day. I was writing parody for a talk radio show host in 2003. I had ten written and he was working on getting some of them recorded and played on his show but his bosses shut him down. I was searching for lyrics one day and found amiright.com. So on May 26, 2003, I dumped 10 parodies on the site and began writing - I will have 898 parodies tomorrow if ChuckyG posts them which he should. Wonder how many this Laura would have by now if she stuck to it.

TJC: Can't wait for that pending syrup! .. and yes, have seen many turtles flocking together in a small, freshwater stream. LOL at "a-stringent"! ... thanks for v/c!

Mark Scotti: After these lessons, she took much better cara pacing, I assure you :) .. and as Red Ant used to (jokingly) call me, Tommy Tutor :) .. thanks for v/c, Mark!

Andria: That's not really a fair question or comparison, since between them, Royce and Merry have posted over a thousand parodies. Keep on workin' and learnin', and given your obvious creativity, there's no doubt that as your experience grows, so will your rep, too. Thanks for v/c, Andria!

Guy: What drill? Go to http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/ , do a search for "laura", and it's right there. For a techie like yerself, Guy, I'm surprised you'd have thought that gaining the info was difficult.

FWIW, the noob TT posted 10 on his first day, but accidentally. Subbed 3 on Friday -- DK there was no Saturday update, so figured they'd been rejected. Subbed 4 more on Saturday. Ditto Sunday. Subbed 3 on Sunday. All ten showed Monday -- but at least it got people's attention :) (They thought it was deliberate. Nope, just snoobpidity.)

Also FWIW, after that start, I hit 100 parodies in less than 3 months, so if I'd kept up that pace and not taken any breaks, I'd have about 1500 now -- and be stark raving bonkers (like I'm not already hahah).

We have a lot of peeps who submit a few, and when not met with overwhelming adulation, give up. This "Laura" wrote all 13 to the same band's songs, and a quick glance showed nothing particularly creative. Thanks for v/c, Guy.

Decca Records in England decided not to release Ray Peterson's 1960 recording on the grounds that it was "too tasteless and vulgar", and destroyed about twenty thousand copies that had already been pressed. An alternate cover version by Ricky Valance, released by EMI on the Columbia label, was #1 on the British charts for three weeks. So there! :P

Decca's im-deccable judgment was confirmed by the fact that in 1962, they turned down a chance to record a group called The Beatles, telling Beatles' manager Brian Epstein: "We don’t like their sound, and ‘guitar music’ is on the way out".... The understatement of the century, courtesy of Wikipedia: "In retrospect, this was a historic mistake." (ya think?)

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