It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

Congrats to Brandon, and by the way, BRANDON – you didn’t leave your email address, so shoot me a message with your mailing address and we’ll send out your prize. As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Posh/J. Lo photo: Marevil
“Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH!”

First runner-up: Exavy
“The Omen VI: Eyeliner meltdown”

Second runner-up: Anon
“SOON.”

Congrats to Marevil, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s President Obama photo:Sophie“By his sixth Guinness, Obama was ready to lead the way in an ill-timed but rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.”

First runner-up: Lindsay“I did NOT swallow.”

Second runner-up: Von“Beer: $4.75
Trip to Ireland: $ 10,000.00
Man doing something to the president from behind: priceless.”

Congrats to Sophie, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

Second runner-up: EROCK
“TMZ Reports, Katy Perry cheats on Russell with jetski instructor, also Katy really lets herself go by not shaving her legs, arms, face and of course her bikini line! More on this later.”

Congrats to JT, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!