Soylent just came out with two new flavors that might not make you vomit

Are you a Millennial? Are you so busy and important that you don’t have time to stop for even a few moments to eat food? Are you willing to fearlessly fill your body with trendy food replacements, the long-term effects of which are completely unknown? If you answered yes to all of those questions, today is your lucky day because Soylent just came out with two new flavors and they’re both on sale on Amazon — if you choose one of the Subscribe & Save options, you’ll get a 20% coupon to use with your first order.