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Once again, the female staff at the University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is required.

Etiquette and Behaviour:EB101: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth ShutEB102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas(Just Give Us The Credit Cards)EB103: How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously WrongEB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The BathroomEB105: You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well PleaseEB106: How Not To Act Younger Than Your ChildrenEB107: Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your VocabularyEB108: Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary

General Electives:GE101: You, The Weaker SexGE102: Mother-in-Laws Are People TooGE103: The Weekend And Sports Are Not SynonymousGE104: Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At HomeGE105: You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

Home Economics:HE101: You Too Can Do HouseworkHE102: How To Properly Fill An Ice TrayHE103: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")HE104: Garbage - Getting It To The CurbHE105: Get A Life - Learn To CookHE106: How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")HE107: How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The BathroomHE108: How To Color-CoordinateHE109: Aiming Techniques During UrinationHE110: Overcoming Electronic Gadgetry Obsession

Interpersonal Relationships:IR101: Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00amIR102: Reasons To Give FlowersIR103: Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often BullshitIR104: Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond SexIR105: Marriage - Those Who Talk And Play Together, Stay Together

Life Skills:LS101: Combating StupidityLS102: Parenting Roles Beyond Initial ConceptionLS103: Spelling - Even You Can Get It RightLS104: Understanding Your Financial IncompetenceLS105: How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting LostLS106: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your DependencyLS107: Helpful Posture Hints For Couch PotatoesLS108: You Too Can Be A Designated DriverLS109: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!LS110: You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life CrisisLS111: Knowing When To Stop And Ask For Directions When Lost On The Road

Sex Education:SE101: How To Stay Awake After SexSE102: Fall Semester: You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try Spring Semester: The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold ShowerSE103: Why Women Enjoy Giving Head About As Much As Men Enjoy Taking Out The GarbageSE104: How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "NO"SE105: How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "Yes"SE106: Variations On Sex Positions (formerly called "Women Like To Be On Top Sometimes Too")SE107: Alternatives To Handle Cases Of Sudden ErectionSE108: Foreplay - The Slow And Easy Appetizer Preceding The Main Meal