I bought a new t-shirt the other day. It's black, long-sleeved, and has silver writing on it: HANDLE WITH CARE.

I liked it; I liked the double-meaning I saw in it. For one reading, it implies that I can be fragile and need to be treated with gentleness. In another light, it also implies that one should be cautious interacting with me, because I can be dangerous!

I like both concepts, or at least they amuse me.

Foolishly, I wore it to smegs saturday in order to show it off. I should have thought about the sort of people reading it. They all stopped reading at the word "handle" and took it literally. I was "handled" all afternoon! *laugh*