The team should call a news conference to announce Arte Moreno knows nothing about baseball and Michael Eisner has been hired to advise the Angels how to win a World Series.

Do you think Mickey Mouse would have approved a two-year contract for Joe Blanton?

It’s shocking, perplexing and inexcusable to have an inexpensively built team like the A’s dominate the Angels’ high rollers two years in a row.

The best explanation is that Oakland has a plan for success and the Angels have an unpredictable Moreno.

He has a general manager, but suddenly here and there he starts making the baseball decisions. He signs Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton, who don’t fit the manager’s style of play and at the expense of adding pitching, and the Angels never seem to get it together.

It’s now been four straight years of missing the playoffs. Holy What a Waste of Weaver, in that time the Clippers, Ducks and Dodgers have all won division titles, the Kings a Stanley Cup and the Lakers an NBA title.

Now the wait is on to see who Moreno will blame for this flop of a season. But isn’t that the problem here: accountability, or the lack of it?

The disgraceful and disappointing Angels are the spitting image of their uptight, inconsistent owner who doesn’t have the stomach anymore to face fans, media or anyone else who might question his emotional leadership.

Forbes dubbed Moreno “The People’s Owner” 10 years ago, and those were the days when he walked the Angel Stadium concourses.

“I saw him when he first bought the team; he came down here and cleaned off the counter,” said a longtime worker in a concession stand just down from the Diamond Club in Angel Stadium on Tuesday night. “Haven’t seen him since.’’

Moreno is no longer accessible or approachable, making it almost impossible to compliment him on ripping off the city of Anaheim in his move for a new lease.

There was a time when we were very close. We chatted regularly, had breakfast together and drank beers beyond center field. Then I wrote a sentence: Is it time to start asking if Arte is part of the problem?

In return I got the silent treatment, but only when he wasn’t swearing. He might not be a good owner, but he’s right there with Jack Nicholson in “The Last Detail” when it comes to cussing.

I began referring to Moreno as “Angry Arte,” but now realize I had it wrong.

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