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There once was a medieval village named Trinsic. This village was being terrorized by a vile monster, the Medicrin. Each night, the Medicrin would stalk down from the hills, and devour one of the villagers. The terrified villagers called a meeting, and decided to pool their money together to hire the great hero Erik.Erik came and listened to the complaints of the villagers. He consulted his Great Hero's Book of Vile Monsters, and learned that Medicrins love to eat loons. So Erik hunted high and low to find a loon. He found one, captured it, tied it up, and brought it back to the village. He then had the villagers dig a deep pit. Erik threw the loon into the pit, hoping to capture the Medicrin, and slay it.That night, the Medicrin came... It smelled the loon... But it also smelled DANGER, and it ran off, devouring one of the villagers on the way out.After calming the villagers, the next day, Erik again consulted his Great Hero's Book of Vile Monsters, and learned that more...

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Dave W: Rastus and Fifi when out for a walk.
They came upon a cemetary. Rastus says: Fifi, how about I prop you up on one of these tombstones. and we'll knock off a little piece. Fifi snaps back, Rastus, you know I get a rash on my back when we do that. Rastus keeps saying, Oh, it'll be just fine Fifi. Fifi finally gives in and lets Rastus put her up on the tombstone. In a liitle while, Fifi says, "Rastus, do I have a rash on my back? Rastus replies: Fifi, I don't know about your back, but yo ass done died in 1923.

Pamela Pines: Heart Felt Poem. THANK YOU TO ALL WARRIORS (SOLDIERS) who have fought for our freedom & protected us. AND THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO STILL DO THIS FOR US.

JiJi: Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!

Henry: It is really funny. I was just about to add this joke to the website and saw it here!

Mike Dougherty: This is seriously my favorite joke ever. I mentioned it to one of our Language Arts professors, who just kind of guffawed. A few days later she told me her whole department was gunning for me. (I guess she spread it around.)

IlikeTrAINS: Bruh yo hairline so far back i need binoculars to see it

Ludwig Van Beethoven: I love it make more please

Ludwig Van Beethoven: I love it! at the end, it was so funny!:)

Jay: This is not a joke! This is not a forum for political views. So sad. I don't suppose I need to hold my breath for a derogatory Hillary joke anytime soon, right?

Jayden: if ur math teacher told u to solve a hairline problem, it would be impossible