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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Who's to say the guy was actually arguing with his bike? Maybe he was arguing with his imaginary friend, made all the more real by the fact that he was intoxicated?

The whole time I was reading this article, I kept thinking that this guy was the main character in a movie about a guy and his best buddy, some kind of invisible angel or something. Sort of like the movie "Heart Condition" starring Denzel Washington and Bob Hoskins.