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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

Even RICKEY eventually had enough grace to know where he wasn’t needed.

All I know is, “hanging around too long” & “arrogance” (scare quotes, because I don’t find Rickey arrogant, at least) better impact the percentage of vote with which Roger enters the Hall. ‘Cause you know that the layabout, drunkard journos are going to knock Rickey down to about 90% “’cause he’s a prick”.

What’s so wrong with a guy who doesn’t want to be a part of the team for the whole year, just picking the team he likes sometime mid-season? So he doesn’t really travel with the team and has a different set of rules from everyone else on the team. So he may or may not use steroids. Wait, these are bad things? Crap

TG, do you find that personality changes the hotness of someone (i.e. someone looks better if they have a good personality and vice versa) because if so, you might want to dump your Lone Star Crush on Rent-a-Rog.

I’m not sure if y’all heard me or not, but I’m sure mine was the scream heard ’round the world yesterday (one of my brother-in-laws heard it, he said). I grew up a Red Sox fan, loving this man more than any other in the history of sports. When he left me for Toronto, I followed. Adoring his future Cy Youngs, 20K seasons…Then he went to the Stripes and I cried. Literally. It was as if my daddy had came home and said, “Hey kids, I have a whole other family I love more than you guys, so I’m out!” Cocksucker. When he went to Texas he regained Future Ex-Husband Status with me once again, and all was right with the world. Now this. Ugh.