Friday, August 16, 2013

Puckerings of Naive’ Blogger

Puckerings
of Naive’ Blogger

Yeah I am back....after a long time.......to make a “Dent in
the Universe” again.

And no I am not possessed by a Steve Jobs ghost. Nor I am
influenced highly by recent reading of his biography. These things don’t affect
me to create a “Dent in the Universe” REALLY- pinkie finger swear, Shachi-muchi mein nahin.

To cut a long story short -- after I quit blogging my HUGELY
POPULAR BLOG since falling prey to this big bad world of dripping sarcasm and
scheming aliens with politicians; finally I have emerged victorious, kicking
and hopefully wiser to numb your senses with my writings, quirks and smirks.

And I promise to deliver you what is and has always been
rightfully yours, which is --- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Also called as The ZILch, well known as SHUNYA(Arrey, ye tuh Gita mey likha hai.
To settle scores, find the Gita nearest to you and wrestle it out with her. Mainey tuh bash copy kiya hai.)

But actually long story is much more interesting. But(again)
that is a matter for another post.

Now read the next sentence after hyphen very carefully- Keep coming back to my blog for those updates
on that story and MUCH MORE STUFF.

Oh yes, here I have
done it. The sub-conscious marketing wizard that I am, I HAVE MARKETED MY BLOG
VERY Sub-liminally. I have programmed your unconscious mind to hook your
sub-conscious mind to my blog so that your conscious mind keep coming back
here. Much lessons from Ekta Kapoor.

Since you are now hooked onto my blog and you are going
to bookmark it Or better still dedicate a tile to it on your browser,

here is the thing- WHY THE HECK DO I WANT TO HOOK YOU
ONTO MY BLOG?

What it is gonna
get me?

Answer no. 1- Creative expression. Or lack of it. But why
do I need an audience for creative expression? Refer to answers 2, 3, and 4.

Answer no. 2- Your approval that I am good. The insecure and
unsure in me.

Answer no. 3- Maybe to win my bread and butter by writing.
And become JK Rowling rich in the process.

Answer no. 4- To become beyond famous. A legend in the
league of greats. Ambition and testosterone.

Answer no. 5- To realise inner peace and know that none
of the above matter. And all that quasi-spiritual underpinnings of mine.

The answer is mix of all these- in varying proportions
and titrations. Titrate yourself to arrive at the correct mix.

So, basically here it is -- I am blogging. It will be good
if some Intelligent and Interesting (OR any one of the qualities) people read them and
participate in discussion even if what I write is some crap and what we discuss
and share is some useless stuff. I want you to Read it. Comment on it.
Participate in it. Contribute with me. Help each other to grow and learn. May
be some day we can bond over a few pints of beer (just few) too.

Reading me might not give me or you anything, but who knows.
There may not be a grand scheme of things after all or there might be. Who
knows?