Friday, September 18, 2009

Cuddyer goes yard to give the Twins a 2-0 advantage over the Tigers in the fourth (following a Kubel hit, of course). Is it time to consider the fact that our very own I Hate Cuddyer Guy is kind of an idiot? Yes, yes I think it is.

Couple studs right there.

EDIT: Apparently Joe Mauer's brother just bought a used car dealership using Joe's money (rumor). You know how they usually charge something like $18,999 for a car? At the Mauer dealership it will be $18,643. Get it, 6-4-3? It's funny because he just grounded into his one millionth double play this year. You'd think nobody would bitch about Mauer this season, but here we are.

EDIT: Thank god Bogart taught me the trick of putting a lime (or lime juice) into Cranberry Vodkas. I ran out of lime juice about a week ago and had to drink them without, and they were so sweet it was like drinking a pixie stick. I would have burned out on them long ago without his tip and then I'd be sitting here sober like a sucker. So thanks Bogart, and thanks Jason Kubel for that leadoff double. Nobody realizes this, but losing you would have been way worse than losing Morneau-for-4 (that's two jokes stolen from the Common Man tonight).

EDIT: Delmoney!!

EDIT: I'm so glad Tolbert is in the lineup. Confidence is high. Also, DAMMIT! I wasn't planning on blogging tonight. Stupid Twins. and booze. but not the booze, I'm sorry booze. I love you.

EDIT: So seriously, was this Orlando Cabrera worth anything? I'm starting to think morale, and that's about it. Also Detroit is walking Mauer to face Kubel. It appears nobody even bothers looking at stats. Kubel is one of the best hitters in the entire AL this year. Thanks for putting another runner on for him.

EDIT: nm

EDIT: Dick claims that "Pavano has emerged as the Twins' ace this season." Shut up. Just stop it. How many pitchers have they said that about already this season? Perkins, Blackburn, Baker, and now Pavano by my count. Please, please, please don't say it about my guy Duensing. Please.

EDIT: Time to trade Joe Nathan. Like right now, in the middle of this at bat.

EDIT: Ok, nevermind. He got the last out, but did a GREAT job of making it difficult. Please try not to fuck this up now, Twinks. I'm going to watch the Vampire Diaries now. See you tomorrow [note: Mrs. W just told me "Ali Larter is hot as hell......you can't write that in the blog." Sure thing, honey. I'm going to see where this goes.]