2006-11-18

Afghanistan is a country located in Central Asia and in the Middle East, serving as a vital bridge between “nations that like to blow themselves up” and “nations that nobody really cares about.” It is considered the roach motel of nations. Nations check in, but they don’t check out.

Categories I'd be tempted to add include the oft-discussed at the bar Players who left Edmonton and immediately started to suck which would include Petr Nedved, Anson Carter, Mike York, Jannie Niinima, and possibly Wayne Gretzky. Others such as Mike Comrie, Mike Grier, Jari Kuri, Curtis Joseph, and Doug Weight could probably be added to this list in the future.