wtf is this?

Bukkake! The Card Game takes on one of Japan's favorite national pastimes and turns it into fun for the whole family! (If you have a kind of fucked up family.) The card game mixes strategy and luck for a weird, addictive, and interesting game night. Watch the video below for an introduction.

is this an "adult" game?

Sort of. While the theme of the game is clearly sexual, that’s about as far as we take it. None of the cards are pornographic—all imagery is euphemistic. For example, the genital named “the spicy pepper” is just an image of a chili pepper. The only exception is the vagina card, which depicts an anatomy textbook-style vagina. It’s not pornographic. We felt society is underinformed about female anatomy and wanted to educate in a weird way.

We didn’t want to make an erotic or pornographic game, but rather an unusual one that’s a lot of fun and inspires some strange yet hilarious party conversations. That said, this game definitely contains adult themes. Think of it more as an adult game like Cards Against Humanity is an adult game. It’s not really appropriate for kids, but it’s by no means intended to arouse anyone.

“Having tried out the game first hand with the team, Bukkake! is an awesome game guaranteed to give everyone a blast of a time (no pun intended). Card games may have diminished in popularity over the last decade but Bukkake! might just be the one to bring back the good old fun days. Highly recommended!”

"It's much less "luck of the draw" and much more "strategize and win", which I LOVE. Very easy to play once you get the hang of it, very quick to play, and I find that the game is played best when you have 4 or 5 people."Imchinpo

"It's a liar opus game with so much inappropriate content that you can't help but have a good laugh about it when you're yelling sexual innuendo across the table at each other."Athanasios

"If you've played King of Tokyo but feel like you needed more dick jokes, then this game is for you."Vilegrin

how to play

Watch the video below for a complete overview of how to play the game. It’s much easier to understand with visuals. If you’d prefer to read, or have reference, you can find the written version below (or download a printable PDF). We recommend playing a practice game the first time you have at it so you can get the hang of it. Sometimes the rules take a minute to set in, but once you know what you're doing you'll be coming back for more (hehe).

the rules of the game

At the beginning of the game, each player draws a random (red) genital card and six (blue) playing cards. Each genital card contains a rank. The lowest rank starts in the middle of the bukkake circle and plays first.

Every player must play one stroke card—and only one—per turn. They player also has the option of playing one bonus card at the same time. Cards should be played face up so everyone can see. If all cards in the deck are used up, the face-up cards can be reshuffled and re-used. After playing one or two cards, the player should then draw that number of cards so they always have six in their hand.

Each genital card has three values: rank, strokes, and production. Rank determines who goes in the circle first. Strokes determines how many strokes are required to ejaculate. Production is how much cum you produce in each ejaculation. To ejaculate, you need to play a stroke card from your hand that equals or exceeds the number of strokes on your genital card. If you don’t have a card with a high enough value, you can play a lower card and then a higher card on a later turn. If the total value of strokes you play each turn exceeds the number of strokes required by your genital, you will overstimulate and lose your next turn.

When a player on the outside of the bukkake circle ejaculates, she or he must ejaculate on the person in the middle of the circle. If the person in the middle of the circle ejaculates, she or he can choose any member of the outside circle to come upon. That person will then enter the middle of the circle and become a target, though anyone leaving the circle still keeps any cum the acquired.

If any player at any time has 15 or more pieces of cum on them, they are out of the game and should place their hand in the discard pile. This can occur inside the bukkake circle naturally or if the person in the center circle ejaculates on an outside member.

When a player is out, someone must go into the center. This will be the person with the lowest rank minus the amount of cum they’ve acquired. For example, Thor’s Hammer has a rank of 10. If Thor had nine pieces of cum, however, his or her rank would be reduced to a measly 1. Some cards have a rank of [star], which means they are protected. If someone comes on a [star] player, however, their rank becomes zero minus any cum they’ve acquired—a dangerous prospect. Rank rulings have one exception: if a player is exiting the bukkake circle and has the lowest rank, they will not be sent back in. The player with the lowest rank on the outside must enter instead.

When only two players are left in the game, a “jerk off” begins. Each player music play the exact number of stroke cards required to come. They cannot overstroke, but can play fewer strokes than required to build up to the correct number. Any relevant bonus cards are permissible during a jerk off, but any bonuses currently in play—such as a condom card—must be removed before the jerk off begins. The first player to ejaculates wins the game, regardless of their production value.

How bonus cards work

Instant Orgasm Cards allow any player to have an orgasm simply by playing that card. Instant Orgasm Cards are played in place of a Stroke Card.

Towel Cards allow any player to wipe off all their cum and start fresh. If they are in the center of the circle, however, they still must ejaculate in order to leave.

Buddy Stroke Cards allow any player to jerk off any other player. For example, if your genital yields less cum than another, you can play the Buddy Stroke Card along with a regular stroke card during your turn to make another player ejaculate. If you overstroke the player, they will still become overstimulated and lose a turn. Use this move strategically.

Condom Cards can stop any player’s next orgasm. If you put a condom on another player, they must ejaculate into the condom in order to remove it. If they overstroke in order to achieve this goal, they will not lose a turn.

Butt Plug Cards can be played in conjunction with Strokes Cards or Instant Orgasm Cards to produce twice the volume of cum a player’s genital would normally produce.

buy the game

(or download for free)

If you want to pick up the game for yourself, you can purchase a copy on Amazon (it’s Prime eligible)! If you prefer, you can also download the cards images and print them for free (but this will take some printing and layout know-how as we do not have them in a proper printing sheet yet).