I wish I’d never seen your face. But I love ya anyway. I couldn’t leave you if I tried. You’ve got Bette Davis Eyes. (ha ha, remember when people would say they never saw Kim Carnes and Rod Stewart in the same place at the same time? Remember Juice Newton? Tanya Tucker? April Wine? No one else does.)

This is fucking hysterical. Gotta put this on the Burning Man iPod playilst for my shifts. Am the Bar Bitch i.e. Bar Manager for an obscenely (can be taken literally as well) large camp.
Gotta check out more of their stuff. Do you remember Dread Zeppelin?