An Italian anomaly. Much like a small badger with bad breath, it is a vociferous mating animal that has no regard for the aesthetics of its mating partner. The Italian bloodline of the animal forces its brain to develop an erection at even the most hideous of creatures.

He suffers from 'il Turcato.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.