Note: I do not actually have interns. That was all just wishful thinking. But I do have very helpful coworkers who I managed to rope into pretending to be my interns! Thank you Arun (boring-drawing-stuff intern), Jace (hand makeup artist), Minli (stunt double and brow dabber), and Stephanie (sharpie control), and thanks Ethan for providing some of the "intern" footage.