Friday, May 28, 2010

Gary Coleman Is Dead

Diminutive actor, Gary Coleman, best known for his role as Arnold in the sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes" had his life cut short today. Coleman had recently fallen into a coma and was on life support after suffering an brain hemorrhage. He was 42 years old.

Who would have thought that old Conrad Bain would outlive 2 of his 3 sitcom children? I guess this means that Todd Bridges is one overdose away from giving him a full set. I always thought that Conrad Bain owed his longevity to drinking the blood of his sitcom children, especially Gary Coleman. Now, with only Todd Bridges remaining alive, Bain is vulnerable to a strong attack. We must strike now before the light in the heart of Manhattan Island goes out and Bain is able to escape and spread his evil throughout the world. It's up to you now Emmanuel Lewis. It's up to you.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Heaven, Coleman has finally figured out what Willis was talkin' 'bout.