– but it’s another track that didn’t make the final album that many of Newman’s fans are desperate to hear. In a recent interview with Vulture, when asked about writing a song about Trump, Newman said that he did start penning a song for America’s Special Lil’ Tyke, but its vulgar nature precluded it from making the cut:

“I did write about him. But the language was too vulgar. It felt too easy. The song was “My dick’s bigger than your dick / It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true / My dick’s bigger than your dick / I can prove it too / There it is! There’s my dick / Isn’t that a wonderful sight? / Run to the village, to town, to the countryside / Tell the people what you’ve seen here tonight.”

– Vulture

When asked about the song’s chorus, Newman didn’t disappoint:

The hook was “What a dick!” Duh-duh-duh. “What a dick!” But I just didn’t want to add to the problem of how ugly the conversation we’re all having is, so I didn’t put it out.

– Vulture

Hopefully we’ll get to hear a completed version of the Trump dick song when Cars 4 eventually hits theatres, hopefully sung by a rude fire truck or something.