Hey. We get it. Why should girls have all the butt-picture posting fun?!

Earlier this week, his brother Nick announced that he and his wife, Lauren Kitt, are expecting their first child, a boy! At the time, it felt like a real kick in the pants (or lack thereof) to, y’know, stop living in the late ‘90s, get our acts together and actually — ugh — grow up…

Fortunately, our old pal Aaron is here to remind us that you can totally stay immature forever! Frost your tips! Party like it’s 1999! Bust out the moves like it’s MTV!