NUTROOTS BREAKING UP WITH OBAMA (CHANGED THEIR MIND BACK TOGETHER [MAYBE NOT (NO, DEFINITELY BREAKING UP) [“I just love him so much.” “Ignoring me is his way of showing me he cares, see?”, “You should see the way he treats me when it’s just us.”, “YOU DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO!”])

“What to Do When the President is Just Not That Into You” This is the name of an actual seminar or whatever at the Uber-leftist Nutroots convention in wherever. This is the terminology these people use. Why? Because they’re a bunch of high-schoolers with the emotional make-up of an 8th grader.

Here’s some more of their terminology:
“It’s like the president’s not our boyfriend anymore”

And when someone defended Obama to speak on his behalf (since there are ALWAYS TWO SIDES TO EVERY BREAKUP, DAMMIT!!), the defense was characterized as follows: “…sounded like a defense of the boyfriend who brought you flowers even though he cheated on you.”

More… On Leftist pansies staying strong and not putting out the next time they’re alone with Barry.

“This is the time when Barack Obama has to care. This is the time when he needs your vote. So don’t give yourself away cheaply. Ask for what you need and what the country needs and this is the time to do it.”

Stay strong, ladies! He’s gonna pull the not-so-slick arm over the shoulder routine, then he’s gonna’ try and cop a feel. And you’ll be tempted. Ohhh, you’ll be tempted. You’ll look in his eyes and he’ll say, “Baby, you know I’m for gay marriage, it’s just I gotta say I’m not. You know me, baby.”

How could you not be completely embarrassed to call yourself a….”progressive”. More and more these…progressives…sound like something out of those Twilight novels. Emotionally stunted vampires who never grow up and leech off the blood of others: sums up the modern-day Liberal pretty much to a tee.

Who are you kidding, nutroots? When November 2012 comes around, you’ll be bent over and/or down on your knees, beggin’ darling please… “Take me back, Barack! I’m sooo sorry. I didn’t mean it. I’ll do whatever you want! Please!”