Kerry supporter steals own yard sign

West Knoxvillian, Amy Styles, has been charged for defacing her own property and malicious mischief for stealing Kerry campaign signs…from her own front yard.

Upon receiving her fifth complaint about Republicans stealing her signs the Knoxville Police Department performed an overnight stakeout to teach someone a lesson. What they saw was that Ms. Styles conscience apparently could not rest with the sign in her yard. In a sleepwalking state she would take the sign and bury it in her own backyard.

Ms. Styles claims that she will press charges on herself in order to punish herself for having innate Republican feelings.