Breaking: Iowahawk solves global warming

posted at 7:07 pm on February 28, 2007 by Ian

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I’m in a bit of a quandry. As a devout liberal, I want to fight global warming and all its causes. And, as a devout liberal, I support the right of economically oppressed peoples from Latin America to seek a better life here and to bring their culture with them.

Science indicates that a major cause of climate change is the expulsion of methane into the atmosphere. My quandry: do I really want a taco stand on every corner? Can I buy offsets for an enchilada platter?

Even right-wingers who know that “global warming” is a crock do not seem to grasp what the tree-huggers are demanding. Liberals want mass starvation and human devastation.

Ann Coulter

Ann is exactly correct once again. If you think her statement is over the top, then you don’t really understand the left. YES… they want people DEAD! If you don’t believe that then look at what they did by getting DDT banned worldwide.

Tens of thousands… maybe hundreds of thousands of people are dead in the poorest nations on earth because liberals got DDT taken away from them. DDT is perfectly harmless to humans, but it kills insects like nothing else ever invented, it is and was a miracle of modern science.

Malaria is back in force because mosquitoes are back in force since the banning of DDT. Its absolutely tragic and liberals did it knowing full well that DDT was not causing any harm to the environment. Considering the huge loss of human life, it should not have mattered even it is was damaging the environment.

Liberals think the planet is going to become overpopulated, so they are anti-human, and they prey on the poor in third-world countries. And now they want to prey on the entire planet with the Global Warming SCAM.

But Global Warming regulations, God forbid that they actually ever get them, would do even more to destroy people and the wealth of people than most realize. The threat from what the left wants to do in the name of Global warming is much more serious and destructive than hardly anyone understands and the media is once again complicit, just like they were with DDT.