The 3 Stooges
George Bush, Laura Bush and Dick Cheney where flying in a private jet when George says, "I can throw a $1,000 dollar bill out of the window and make 1 person happy today."
Laura said, "Well, I can throw 10 one hundred dollar bills out and make 10 people happy today."
Then Dick said, "I can throw out 100 ten dollar bills and make a hundred people happy."
The 2 pilots were listening to what they were saying and said, "HA! We got them beat cause we can throw all 3 of them out of the plane and make 54 million very happy today!"