Since the early 2000's , online dating has been existing and seems to have grown beyond anyone's imagination.

This guy has turned out to not be awful, but the initial message he sent me was pretty horrendous. I guess the thumbnail of my photo made my face look like a mask, but oh my God. UPDATE: He’s now a 99% match so there’s that, y’all. Asking a woman if she’s ever had six inches is like asking if she’s ever had water. This man later explained that he just wanted to have sex with me. My favorite part of this message was how desperately he wanted to convey that he was looking for more than a one-night stand, but come on, dude.

Never brag about being average in the privates department. The man who sent this message was 49-years-old, wearing a paper hat in his photograph, and wrote how “talented” he was at performing “oral sex” on his profile.