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We would like to make a plea for the reinstatement of Volinator80 back to the Tennessee Football Message Boards. Sure this post a little off-topic, but we feel we need to make a public statement for a true vols fan. Here is his story:​

A sad but true incident involving a Tennessee Fan known as Volinator80 has bubbled up of the Rivals and Scout message boards. In fact, there was thread discussing Volinator’s unfortunate accident with a raccoon on the [Name Redacted] Message Board that was deleted by the King without a Crown under the premise of not being “Tennessee Athletics related”. The King wishes to keep Volinator “out of sight and out of mind” as Volinator recovers from a raccoon attack.​

Volinator was banned by one of the VQ/GQ muscle guys during his preventative rabies recovery regimen. The meds that he was taking made him loopy, crazy and not clearly in control of his faculties and he had made some posts were a bit over the top. Volinator was ultimately banned by one of the King’s Men.​

Below, we have photographic documentation of the raccoon attack . These pics that clearly demonstrate the severity of the raccoon’s attack and despite providing this pics to the site owners, they seem cold and oblivious to his situation.​

Early during the 2006 Football season, Volinator allowed the LWS Team to use his family mountain cabin to plan creative stategies. As we worked we heard noises from the chimney. The noises quickly escalated to a woodland creature removal operation. An operation that ended in pain and suffering for Volinator. It goes without saying, with Volinator, alcohol was involved.​

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Volinator’s alcohol​

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Looking for the critter​

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Prepping the “critter cage”. Note that Volinator is not wearing seasonal clothing.​

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Tongs for woodland creature removal​

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Volinator with the critter​

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A LWS writer with the critter. Note that he is dressed sensibly​

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Volinator and a LWS writer and the critter on the relocation phase​

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Critter breaks his bonds and lunges towards Volinator, Volinator bitten shortly after this pic was taken.​

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Im bummed out that our only Vols are like the 6 cool UT grads alive and voltime's greasy ass. Wish we had guys like JoshVol and RoganBerry over here

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Meh, fuck both of those guys especially RoganBerry. JoshVol wasn't that bad but RoganBerry would get on rants on certain days and just clutter the board up with stupid ass flame threads on various rival teams. If they were any good it would've been ok but for the most part his flame threads sucked ass.

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I know RoganBerry is a douchebag. I want him over here to make fun of him. Not engage in legit conversation. It's hard to talk shit to your rival when they're cool people like Tyler's Kids and Craig Pettis