Isaac Asimov's should be in a jar. He created the 3(4) Laws Of Robotics, that Bender doesn't seem to follow, much!

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Jack Lemmon and Walter Mattheau. Imagine it: Odd Couple 3: Fussy, neat-freak Felix gets divorced and must leave his jar and move into his friend's jar, already occupied buy the slob Oscar. Zany 31st century comedy at its finest! Also Stanley Kubrick; who else will make absolutely fabulous, rather artsy movies warning us of humanities faults and how they will affect the future in the uhh... future.

Mulder & Scully from X-files would have a frenzy! THINK of the possibilities!! besides that I'd like to see Mr. Burns from the Simpsons in a jar + of course Michael Jackson - probablyon top of a Diana Ross-bot... An All-star basketball game between the globetrotters and M.Jordan and friends (jar-heads of course...)! globetrotters smashing jars ... he he heee...

Originally posted by Hitchhiker:Douglas Adams, Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, Groucho Marx (even though his head should be hard to get), Bret Easton Ellis, Terry Pratchett, and all our heads! Think of PEEL in 31st century...

YEAH! Preserve Terry Pratchett's head!

Soldier, you have the courage of a hero; and breath as fresh as summer ham.

Originally posted by Kryten:In "Raging Bender", one of the movies playing at the Alephplex was "My Dinner with Jar Jar".

Oye...first you say happy birthday to me even though it's Rach's birthday, and now this. You are one crazy mixed up guy. "My Dinner With Jar Jar" was from a Simpsons episode. I think it's from the Tomacco episode, when they go to see the Zorro movie, but I could be wrong.

Originally posted by FishyJoe:I think it's from the Tomacco episode, when they go to see the Zorro movie, but I could be wrong.

I think so too

I have a thousand years of power."NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept."He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."-SlackJawedMoron

Other news--what is the purpose of the jar/solution stuff? Is that what keeps the heads alive? Or does it just keep them from aging/decomposing? How do they breath in it? Are celebrities given gills when they die?

We've seen heads out of their jars...how long can they live like that? The jar seems kind of cramped...why don't they live outside of the jar, where they can roll around where ever and whenever they want? Or at least live in a big aqaurium type thing? They are rich millionaire celebrities, they should be able to afford it.

I think because there were only three of the freeze-machines, and most of the guys you see died *after* Fry was frozen and forgotten. Oh, and the aliens destroyed New York two times, so it's also a miracle how all those 20th century stars could survive...

Originally posted by FishyJoe:Note to self: kill Nixorbo for mocking my boldface type.

Other news--what is the purpose of the jar/solution stuff? Is that what keeps the heads alive? Or does it just keep them from aging/decomposing? How do they breath in it? Are celebrities given gills when they die?

We've seen heads out of their jars...how long can they live like that? The jar seems kind of cramped...why don't they live outside of the jar, where they can roll around where ever and whenever they want? Or at least live in a big aqaurium type thing? They are rich millionaire celebrities, they should be able to afford it.

And why all all of them as old as they are now? pamela's head looks just like it does today, so does Lucy Liu's, and Nixon and Groening and so on and so on.. that means their heads were put in jars in... well... now!

if your head is removed from your body are you still alive and breathing?what kind of thing is this that is fixed around your neck?how in the name of all gods was it possible to keep all the presidents heads in a jar (wasn't there abe lincoln too)? questions, questions, questions......

Originally posted by darthgy:if your head is removed from your body are you still alive and breathing?what kind of thing is this that is fixed around your neck?how in the name of all gods was it possible to keep all the presidents heads in a jar (wasn't there abe lincoln too)? questions, questions, questions......

It's not really amazing how they got Groenings head to look like it does now andthe other modern ones but how they got people like George Washington to have they're heads in jars when they are decomposed and in graves.

Originally posted by Thomas:It's not really amazing how they got Groenings head to look like it does now andthe other modern ones but how they got people like George Washington to have they're heads in jars when they are decomposed and in graves.

hmmmm, maybe they invented a time-machine and got back just the minute the person is about to die...and they saw the head off with a laser-scalpell....or lets just say we don't know...or just wizard!!!!

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