Taiwanese newspaper Apple Daily has weighed in with another one of its animated re-creations, this time of a fat and angry Al Gore roughing up that masseuse in Portland. Bill Clinton even makes a cameo.

Gore has gained some weight and some belligerence since Apple Daily's initial video on the scandal; the former VP turns into something of a hotel-room Incredible Hulk in this one before allegations of sexual assault are rendered in animated form. He also apparently transforms into the authoritarian ruler of San Diego, via his despotic cult, whose members wear head bands, tie-dyed shirts and drive around in VW buses. This from the same news outlet that animated Tiger Woods' sex spanks and Jay Leno getting beaten down by superheroes. Where is Apple Daily's Pulitzer Prize, already?