Jebus — every time there’s bad weather in Iowa, they preempt network shows for local weather dudes to gabble on and on while they fiddle with their fancy weather displays. JUST PUT A WARNING IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN DUMBASS.

Maybe the scariest thing is that the underlying assumption that everyone is going to be WATCHING TELEVISION all the time and they won’t take bad weather seriously unless there’s some putz fiddling with a doppler radar map in front of them. The SIRENS GO OFF if it gets bad and you need to go to the basement.