Law Book of the Emojis

After the new establishment of
Emoji the
kingdom had to adapt its legislation to the new circumstances.
The lawyers of Emoji had to deal in a long discussion with the new laws of the
country. Moreover, they considered which subject should seem at the beginning of
the code. On account of the importance of the contracts
Emojis had to
argue with this subject. They formulated the first question in such a way: How
can a contract originate in Emoji between two different personalities?
Which requirements needs a contract to fulfil in Emoji, so that both contracting
parties will have a juridical obliging and valid contract?
The judge at that time of the uppermost court of
Emoji SMS
wrote the following least conditions: Both contracting parties must express
orally or in writing their will. Both sides should agree with the conditions.
Thus this sentence landed at the first number in the code of Emoji.
Another point in the contract between Emojis is a possible quarrel because of
the small font completely below in the contract. Many lawyers discussed this
point during nearly 333 minutes.
While lawyers from
Emoji
Meaning
expressed themselves for the fulfilment of the small font, lawyers from
Crying Laughing Emoji expressed themselves unanimously against it. At the
end the lawyers could agree for the annulment of the small print. Therefore
small fonts are forbidden in a contract in Emoji juridical. This led to an other
discussion under the Emojis. The lawyers should fix a minimum font. They agreed
on a writing which corresponds the Times New Roman 14 on the planet earth. With
this law blind Emojis should be protected against the abuse of the unwarranted
enrichment.
What happens with a contract which contains small font?
Lawyers of Emoji decided to explain such contracts for invalid. Even if both
contracting parties signed the contract unanimously. Some time ago a stingy
entrepreneur from the Jupiter wanted to sue an Emoji. The reason was that the
Emoji with the miser signed a contract for the purchase of a fridge. Though the
contract had in general at the beginning of the page the type-size 16. However,
at the end all guarantee claims were mentioned in a font 12. Later noticed the
Emoji that the miser sold to him the fridge too expensive. He found the same
fridge for half of the price with a competitor.
That's why this Emoji wanted to withdraw from the purchase contract. The miser
refused to exchange the money for the fridge. So the disappointed Emoji
complained against the stingy entrepreneur in a local court. This was in
Emoji
Opinion. Thereon the judges had to analyse the contract with a magnifying
glass. This lasted nearly 62 minutes. Completely below a return and restitution
of the money was excluded. The Emoji won the process. The stingy entrepreneur
called afterwards quite loudly damned Emojis!!!
He wanted to submit a cross action against the Emoji. But his lawyer did not
recommend him. At the end the miser had to exchange his expensive fridge for the
paid-up money.
Because of respect for the miser a judge from Emoji Meaning offered the
entrepreneur a one-minute silence for his defeat. The inferior trader accepted
this. He was glad that somebody understood him in Emoji. So he changed his
residence to Emoji Meaning.
Another question the lawyers deal in the legislation no less than the case of
Emoji with the fridge.
Must the contracting partners conclude a contract personally, by telephone or
telepathic, so that the contract is valid?
An Emoji told once in court that he concluded a contract with a Venus alien in
his dream. Therein the alien from the Venus sold to him a religious book. The
next day noticed the Emoji that he really withdraw this amount from his account.
He was so nervous that he took his real money in his dream. This case of Emoji
was very special for the judges. They asked the Emoji whether he knew this Venus
alien. Moreover, the judges wanted that the Emoji described all important signs
of the Venus alien. The Emoji could not remember so well the extraterrestrial.
So all judges decided unanimously to claim the help of a hypnotizer. The
professional specialist could bring the Emoji to the situation of the purchase
in the dream. By the hypnosis could be identified the Venus alien. The
hypnotizer wanted to know the name of the shop assistant. Thereby could be found
the Venus alien in Venus. It concerned a religious leader of a small town. He
spread at this time very intensely the religion of Venus above all in Emoji. He
reached many Emojis, however, by the Internet. Sometimes he sold his books over
other springs like dreams. Here he was much more successful.
Because of this story the kingdom Emoji required of the Venus a compensation for
the victims of the trader. Venus denied to pay itself because many countries of
the planet were valid basically as poor. So the help of Pluto was claimed. Their
inhabitants were brought by several earthquakes in Venus to the reason.
Moreover, the stolen money was transferred after 48 hours back. This case ended
with it in favour of Emoji.
The lawyers of Emoji also dealt with the subject of the contract forgery:
What does make a judge if the contract was faked in Emoji unilaterally?
Besides, it must be considered that a party could make the contract one-sided.
In a case the signature of an Emojis was stolen. The Emoji not even knew the
contracting partner who provided the contract automatically in his favours. In
this case it concerned a contract forger from the Saturn. The judges of Emoji
had to allow to examine the fingerprints on the paper of the contract. At the
end they found no bacterium of the victim. Therefore it was released of the
Emoji from all duties of the contract.
The next question deal the lawyers: How may an Emoji react if somebody sends him
unsolicited a product or a device?
For example, the sent earrings which a jeweller sent without being asked to the
mailboxes of the inhabitants in
Heart
Eyes Emoji belongs to it. Later the jeweller required money of all
receivers. For this action he reached national fame. He received the title
Spammer from the judges of the kingdom Emoji. That's why Emojis and other
inhabitants of the country might keep the earrings. Besides, they had to pay
nothing. The judges argued their decision that the jeweller wanted to reach
attention in completely Emoji by the plentiful dispatch of the earrings.
So he consciously sent with all possible risks and disadvantages his earrings.
How should a receiver of a thing react in Emoji if the thing landed incorrectly
with him?
Lawyers and judges discussed this question during nearly 27 minutes at the round
table. In addition the lawyers invented the following solutions: If the thing
contains a concrete name, the receiver must inform the right owner. If the thing
was sent without name of the receiver, the product may keep the Emoji for
himself or herself. The case becomes more complicated if the sender of a product
sent a thing.
Besides, the receiver destroyed the name of the right receiver anyhow
professionally. In this case the sender must keep the date of the sending as an
evidence. Moreover, the uppermost court of Emoji can apply for the examination
of the bacteria in the thing. At least one bacterium of the sender must
ordinarily stick to the thing. Moreover, a decent receiver should inform the
sender about the wrong dispatch to the wrong address in Emoji.
How an Emoji may react if he had already signed a contract. However, besides, he
noticed a lot of disadvantages for himself?
In this case a contract is invalid in completely Emoji. Thereby should remain
the Emoji of criminal intentions protected. In a case bought an Emoji two
megabytes of pears for 0.98 Bitcoins in a store in
Middle
Finger Emoji. Two hours later she found another store on the right side of
the town with the same pears for 0.88 Bitcoins for two megabytes. Afterwards
Emoji required the restitution of the price difference of the more expensive
store. Thereon the shopkeeper defended himself juridical. He lost against his
customer and had to pay the Emoji the price difference.
In the discussion among the lawyers they decided that the contract should
contain all conditions completely at the beginning. Otherwise such contract is
invalid in Emoji. The contract supplier cannot unexpectedly require something
new for the end of the contract. Besides, every alteration of contract in Emoji
must have the approval of both parties. This law became to a Social media
Service in Emoji some time ago the disaster. The Internet service wanted to
change a condition of its contract in its favours. An attentive Emoji discovered
this change with his magnifying glass. Then he sued this enterprise.
Then the enterprise had to apologise in spite of payments of many bribes to the
corrupt judges publicly on all TV stations in Emoji. A few honest lawyers were
able to do to the mighty enterprise several offence against the laws in the area
of the contracts. Thus it goes over and over again in Emoji.