Based on the popular demand, we've expanded our original
cheesy pick up lines
page, and we've added some brand new corny pick up lines and funny pick up lines.
We've even decided to add a few of these EPIC FAIL! Pick Up Lines just for
laughs. DISCLAIMER: Please do NOT be so stupid as to actually attempt to use these epic failure pick up lines,
and also please resist the temptation to suggest any of them to your buddy
or wingman, even if he bailed on you at a critical moment.

1. Gee, you must be an angel that fell from heaven... but did your
face get burned up during re-entry?

2. Gee, you must be an angel that fell from heaven... but it looks
like your parachute failed to deploy before your face hit the pavement.

3. Are those real or are
they silicone?

4. I know a plastic surgeon that could make your chest bigger... do
you want to go out with me?

5. What a beautiful dress... I bet it would look get on the floor by
my bed in the morning.

6. Hi, the voices in my
head told me that I should come over to you and talk to you.

7. Hello there, I make more money than you can spend.

8. Do you want me to call you in the morning, or just nudge you?

9. Do you know what the difference is between having sex and talking?
No, you don't? Well, let's go back to my place and have a conversation about
it.

10. I might not be the cutest guy here at the bar... but I'm the only
guy talking to you.

11. You might not be the
prettiest woman here tonight, but we can take care of that with a flick of
the light switch.

12. I've got a paper bag
with your name on it.

13. Hi, can you wait here
while I go get my beer goggles on?

14. Hi, my psychiatrist
gave me the okay to start dating again.

Disclaimer: Just to REPEAT, please don't
be so boorish, buffoonish, and stupid as to actually use these horribly
inappropriate, insensitive, and insulting EPIC FAIL bad pick up lines. If you
actually were to use any of these obviously stupid pick up lines, you would be a boor, a
lout, an oaf, a clod, a goon, and idiot, and a stupid ass! These dumb pick up
lines for idiots are for entertainment value only, and should never, ever, actually be
used. If you're looking for good pick up lines that stand a (small) chance of
actually working, or at least making the receiver smile and chuckle, then
check out our original...cheesy pick up lines

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