Place one foot and one hand on each side of the door frame and place yourself into a squat position.

Ensure you are securely hanging from the door frame, ass above one end of the foil, furthest away from the door frame.

Start to squeeze the buttocks, but not too much, it has to be a controlled drop.

As it starts to come out and approaches the foil, this is VERY important. Don't laugh! This will only pinch the poo resulting in a waste of 6 days preparation.

When the poo first reaches the foil and continues its death spiral, start to slowly pull yourself toward the door frame.

Continue this movement until the entire poo has been laid to rest.

Look down and admire your work.

Wipe ass.

Measure poo with Sprite can and measuring stick.

If you want to capture the occasion, grab your camera and capture what truly is the ultimate Kodak moment.

Above picture shows Poo measuring 3.2 sprites (Almost 15 inches)

Close up of poo showing texture and consistency. Can you spot the corn?

Poo cut up into 4 sections, ready for disposal.

How is the poo disposed of?

Cut the poo using a cutting device into 4 sections (Metal dry-cleaning hanger is very effective)

Once it's cut into 4 (or more) sections grab some toilet paper and dispose of each section into the toilet and flush.
WARNING: Do not dispose of the whole poo into toilet as this will cause a blockage of massive proportions. Resulting in brown water flooding, massive stinkiness and untold embarrassment.

After each section has been flushed, roll up Aluminum foil and dispose into trash.

Smile. Consider yourself one Phucked Up human being.

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That's some disturbing things, I never knew you could actually lay eggs like this Wow, how many months were u prgenent, I'm amazed at how big the POO is did, They put it in the beginners world of record. I hope so.... It would be amazing seeing such things in there books, kidding.

wow, this guy has some skills. I'm always trying to "not pinch" it when I got a big one coming out just so that I don't get that little piece stuck that I end up wiping for an hour. I guess this is proof that you can do anything, if you try hard enough!

Actually you know if he created a "how-to" video that would be pretty awesome in an insanely gross but "can't look away" kind of way.

all you people here are fuckin sick people, my friend went on this to show me and this site disgusts me. all you people watching this shit, and it dosnt bother you to watch it are gross, sick mother fuckers

Well, if a 15 inch turd can come out your ass, a 15 inch cock can go in it. You should be proud. For your information, I am sure there is allot of gays willing to pay to see a 15 inch cock coming out of ya than that abomination. LOL

lmao snoochy!! I agree...I take enormous ones without trying...it's so weird but I feel some sort of accomplishment when I have a brown abortion. I always wave it goodbye when I flush...sometimes I tear up.

wtf, you people are fucked up lol, but yeah why cant i post a msg on the phuckin marines video holy shit what a piece of shit, hop0e some fuckin towel head throws him of a cliff, what a clown i mean your cool guy i dont give a shit what you go through your a piece of shit on my shoe that im not going to scrap off cuz i enjoy walking on you FAGGET

honestly and i mean really honestly. ive dropped a 22 inch turd one time and i took a pic on my friends phone and he accidentaly went swimming and his phone fell out of his pocket...... it was phucked up.....

I've seen one in a skateboarding magazine called Big Brother. It was published by Larry Flint and they actually paid you if you sent in a picture of a big enough turd. One guy sent one in that was only about five and a half inches but the fuckin thing looked like a pine cone. it had to have been at least seven inches in circumference

Fuck you, Jewish. That's not Randy Jackson, it's your long ass nose that accidentally got dipped in some chocolate sauce while you where eating and a hungy KKK member sliced it off and passed it for poo!!

My record was 12 inch. Was caught short outside after getting locked out. It was 3 inch wide too came out in a second REALLY HURT was running around in my garden. In the end to dispose of it I threw it over the fence into the neighbours garden. Thats alright though becasue they are dirty and have no sense of pride.

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