Open-Air Mental Institution that sells Alcohol and Porn in select places (Including the Library Internet Hub if you can possibly be discreet about it...)

One day I was searching the Library in Schenectady, NY internet for "Harry Potter Porn" the Idiots on eather side of me were looking at "Honest To Ghod hardcore p0rn!" The Librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you're not allowed to look that stuff up and "Kids are wandering by and can SEE this!! Finally he came by and said "If I have to come by here again, you'll be banned from the Library computer for LIFE!" And then he turned to me...(Who was on "Restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the "Pretty Pictures" the "pervy twits" were looking at. And all he had to say was," You've about 10 print jobs in line, should I print them? , My response was "Yes, Please!)