Designing Muppet World

heres an idea hope no one has done this but how about a swintrek simulator with comical landing on the planet koozbane but then flying of when the koozbane creatures start attacking the ship and of course crashing into a space station

also how about johhy fiama's smooth jazz lounge kind of a place were parents can relax have a drink and get jazz players to play music evry friday night

Here's one, Boomerang Fish: The Ride, a ride in which you are sitting in a car (a boomerang fish) that goes flying all over the place, but after a while it goes backwards like a boomerang, you're basically going on a back and forth roller coaster. It seems sort of fun to me. This attraction would be hosted by Lew Zealand. Also, when the ride ends you exit but before you go you are allowed to buy a picture of you from the ride or get a picture with a walk-around Lew Zealand.

Naturally, I would be in favor of a "Hall of Muppet News", with a wall of videoscreens showing past triumphs of the Muppet Newsroom, and a tour at the end of the actual news studio (live tapings every night, and whenever Muppet News breaks)!

There could also be a Muppet-themed hotels including The Happiness Hotel, a replica hotel of the hotel seen in The Great Muppet Caper. The front desk person would always be accompanied by an animatronic Pops. And the rooms would be nice, ironically.

There could also be a live show called The Guy Smiley Show. The show would involve Guy Smiley doing various acts with the help of different characters who come on stage (Grover, Cookie Monster, Elmo, Oscar the Grouch, and Zoe) and the audience. His acts would include musical numbers (including "Air", "They Can't Take That Away From Me") and short game shows (including "Beat the Time" and "What's My Part"). The show would last about 15 to 20 minutes.

There could also be a restaurant called Cookie Diner, a 50's-esque diner where a variety of foods are served including a multitude of cookies. Characters would frequently greet people in the restaurant, the most frequent characters would be Cookie Monster, Grover, Elmo, and The Count.

MUPPET MONSTERS ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You walk in, and the first thing you see is a ghost walk around, serving as showing you to your table. There would be spooky decor on the wall, and maybe even the ACTUAL muppet monsters from the muppet show on the walls. There would be weird and strange sounding food, such as spachgetti and eyeballs , or Shakey Sanchez milkshakes! And muppet monster walk arounds, such as sweetums, doglion, or thog, or even beutiful day monster, gorgon heap, shakey sanchez, behemoth or uncle deadly, walking around and sighning autographs( but not before scaring you or taking your food!) And as you exit, an animotronic boppity would take care of your bill, giving change and such, and yelling if you don't give him a tip. Then at the door, a whole bunch of animotronic frackles would wave and taunt you as you leave, and some on the ceiling, stealing hats and throwing them out the door. THAT WOULD BEE SOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I thought of more restaurants. First, there's Pepe's Spanish Specialties. A restaurant owned by Pepe that serves Mexican food and other Muppety specialties. Every 30 minutes would include a loud sound-effect and voiceover by Pepe coming from the kitchen. And every 15 minutes on a monitor/TV screen would feature new short videos featuring Pepe talking to the customers. In between the Pepe bumpers would be clips from the Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, virmups, and the Muppet movies.

Then there's The Swedish Chef's Muppet Cafe similar to Pepe's restaurant but instead serves a variety of foods and is owned instead by Swedish Chef. A Swedish Chef animatronic would be seen in the kitchen. And a sound-effect and voiceover from him would be featured too. A monitor would also be seen in the restaurant with clips from Swedish Chef, but unlike Pepe's it'll also feature clips from Kermit and other Muppets. The clips from the Chef would also have subtitles sometimes similar to the ones in the "Popcorn" virmup and sometimes similar to the ones in Sex and Violence. In between it would feature clips from the Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, virmups, and the Muppet movies. But they would mostly be sketches pertaining to food, more specifically, Swedish Chef sketches.