*
Tony: Cheer
me up, babe!*
Silvio: Just
when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in...

*
Livia: I
phoned your house. Some operator answered the phone. I
couldn't understand a word she was saying.*
Tony: Ma,
how many times I gotta tell you, that's not an operator,
that's an answering machine.*
Livia: Oh..
Fancy, fancy.

Uncle
Junior: You
gotta lot of sense for an old gal.Livia: No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's
why my son put me in a nursing home.

Mikey: I think you should'a taken care
of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first
happened. You should'a sent a clear cut signal that if
you fuck with Junior Soprano - Uncle
Junior: Take
it easy. We're not making a western here.

Christopher: Brendan's brains are floatin' in
his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.Pussy: Moe Green -special.

Christopher: This ain't negotiation time. This
is 'Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each
arm, say hello to my little friend!Silvio: Always with the scenarios.

Meadow: Sometimes you're so naive. What
do you think Dad does for a living?A.J.: Waste management.Meadow: Do you know any other garbagemen
who live in a house like this?

Meadow: Did the Cusamano kids ever find
$50,000 in krugerrands and a .45 automatic while they
were hunting for Easter eggs?

Johnny: Oh! Pela marona-Jesus Christ
almighty! Fuckin' albacore around my neck. Every time I
try to do something, me and the kids will go without you.Livia: They are not going anywhere! I'd
rather smother them with a pillow than take them to
Nevada!Johnny: Always with the drama..

Meadow: Foo your computer. The Feds are
coming.A.J.: So?Meadow: You want them to see all that
porno you downloaded?A.J.: Shit.

Carmela: A girl slits her wrists and all
you can think about is a game?Tony: Well, it wasn't like friggin'
Cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture, that's
all.

Parvati: There's a Zuni saying: for every
20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19.Tony: There's an old Italian saying:
you fuck up once, you lose 2 teeth.

David: I wouldn't do anything to insult
you! Our kids go to school together. Tony, I'm sorry; I'm
sorry. I'm just having some bad luck!Tony: Yeah? It just got worse.

Joe: I respect the ring. Davidin
vaimo:
Especially that ring. Probably came off a dead person's
finger

Meadow: Are you in the Mafia?Tony: I'm in the waste management
business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up.
It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.

Tony: I was proud to be Johnny
Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit outta that guy, I
went to the class.. I told them how tough my father was.Melfi: Do you think that's how your son
feels about you?Tony: Yeah, probably. And I'm glad, I'm
glad he's proud of me. But that's the bind I'm in, 'cause
I don't want him to be like me.

Richard: Ask any American to describe an
Italian-American in this country, invariably he's going
to reference "The Godfather",
"Goodfellas.."Jason: Good movies.Richard: ..and the rest are going to say
"pizza".Jason: Good movies to eat pizza by.

Leipomon
myyjä: You
motherfucker! You shot my foot!Christopher: It happens.

Mikey: Fuckin' manners, please?

Massive
G: You
people are alright. Godfather? I've seen that movie 200
times. Godfather II was definitely the shit. The third
one, a lot of people didn't like it, but I think it was
just misunderstood.

Paulie: Altieri's wake is tonight.Christopher: I phoned in a bomb scare.Silvio: See, now that's over the top.

Tony: Two pricks with 9mm's. My
self-esteem is non-existent right now.