Start duct taping your doors and windows shut now, people. The end is near. Chris Crocker, of “Leave Britney alone!!!” fame (and its many spoofs), has signed a development deal with production company to create a reality TV show, which means his crock of sh*t show (hilarious!) could be coming to a small screen near you very soon. Yes, now would be a good time to kill your TV (after you watch Gossip Girls tonight, obvs). The production company says of their new diva, “It’s going to pretty much be the ‘Chris Crocker experience. We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He’s going to be a TV star.”