25 Kid-Friendly Jokes for Halloween

Looking for some kid-friendly jokes to bring smiles to your children’s faces on Halloween? Check out the 25 kid-friendly Halloween jokes below. They are the perfect mix of completely-corny and simply-silly jokes that your students will just eat up!

Halloween Jokes for Kids

What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs.

Why couldn’t the ghost see his mom and dad?

Because they were trans-parent.

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Ice Scream.

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

Which monster is the best dance partner?

The Boogie Man.

Where does a witch park her vehicle?

In the broom closet.

What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play on the playground?

Hide and Shriek.

How do monsters tell their future?

They read their horrorscopes.

What type of pie do ghost’s like?

Boo-berry Pie.

What do you do if you like Dracula?

You join his fang club.

What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Necktarines.

What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests.

What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

The living room.

Where do ghosts go for a swim?

The Dead Sea.

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone.

What does Dracula play baseball with?

A Vampire Bat.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Who did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

His mummy.

If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?

An onion.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he was a pain in the neck.

Why did the cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil.

What do witches get at hotels?

Broom service.

What do birds do on Halloween?

They go trick or tweeting.

Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

She had to go to her broom.

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