First Look: CSI: NY Marks Milestone with 100 Killer Quips

Horatio Caine isn't the only one armed with a bon mot. With its 100th episode airing Wednesday, Nov. 19, at 10 pm/ET, the folks at CBS' CSI: NY compiled a list of memorable lines (some much more so than others) from the series' run thus far.

Which of these (arranged here chronologically) might you CSI: NY fans best remember? And which would you crown as "No. 1 with a Bullet"?

36. "We usually don't let a Realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting." (Flack, Season 2, Episode 9)

37. "You can take the girl out of high school, but you can't take the scars of high school out of the girl." (Stella, Season 2, Episode 10)

38. "Hey, crimestopper. Run to Ray's, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, right? Bring it back. Just fold it up, slide it right through the hole." (Danny) "That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer." (Flack, Season 2, Episode 11)

39. "In a mansion like that, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?" (Stella, Season 2, Episode 11)

81. "I will make it my personal mission to hunt down who you protect. It's only been what, 24 hours since you murdered your boss? Congratulations on the shortest reign in criminal history!" (Mac, Season 3, Episode 24)

82. "Welcome to the home of the free and the land of the depraved." (Flack, Season 4, Episode 1)

83. "Speed Racer's Mach 5 does not come close to the Batmobile. End of story." (Danny, Season 4, Episode 3)

84. "In theory, if you built a machine that could travel the speed of light away from here, then slowed down, turned around and flew home just as fast, when you got back, a trip that might have lasted just seconds for you, could've been weeks for everybody else. (Danny) "Kinda like your explanation." (Mac, Season 4, Episode 4)

85. "Happy Halloweird, Mac" (Flack, Season 4, Episode 6)

86. "A striking visual, the sight of those knives in this young man's back. So many metaphors, so little time." (Sid, Season 4, Episode 7)