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I don't have time for commentary right now - I'm about to get outside and catch a bus to get a bitch home, but maybe we can chat about it tomorrow? Ugh. Maybe not: the actual test is tomorrow and I need to quit playin' and

This fag would congratulate Aunt Mary, but he's still bitter that he can't afford to be like Aunt Mary calling the lawyers over to her cabin to get a few legal protections. He's also bitter that Aunt Mary was paid six figures by her daddy to help keep those rights from being conferred to the rest of us. But that's okay...Aunt Mary's trechery has inspired me to try and set up a domestic partner paperwork clinic next year for my law school public service project so that families that can't afford legal protection can get taken care of until we're rid of the Aunt Mary's of this world.

Mary (2000): Heather and I want to start a family Daddy, she's not getting any younger.Dick (2000): No way--you'll destroy the very foundation of the Party. I'll give you a good job though, that will keep you busy, don't worry your pretty little head.Mary (2000): Okay Daddy.Mary (2006): Heather said either we get pregnant now or she's leaving Daddy--Daddy, I want my Heather.Dick (2006): Well, honey, I think now's a good time--Dubya's numbers are irretrievably in the tank, the economy is teetering, we lost the elections, and Rove has been moved to a tiny, windowless office somewhere deep in the bowels of the West Wing--and, they've taped his mouth shut. So, go ahead.Mary (2006): Gee, thanks Daddy!