[Blackkmagic i wouldnt mind reading all 4 twilight books and eating them o.o am i wierd?]

From now on you shall be deaf to all but the rantings and ravings that they call singing from scum 41

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Are you sure you're male?

Actually.....are you sure you're human?

From henceforth, since you wouldn't mind reading (O.o) and eating (XD) the Twilight books, you shall have Edward Cullen attack you everyday and suck just enough blood from you that you won't die, but from the lack of blood, you'll be really weak, and he'll take advantage of that...

from henceforth you will be loved and cherished by the werewolves of the twilight series~ and you will also go to the same school as the cullens, denali's black's, uleys, clearwater's and the rest of the vampires and werewolves from them books~