WATCH: Britney Spears Wears A Mullet Dress For ‘Criminal’ Music Video

Though “Criminal” is not one of our favorite tracks on Femme Fatale, we love almost everything about Britney Spears‘s latest album. So, cue up the video!

The plot is pretty simple: Britney has a jerky rich boyfriend who hits her, and she’s saved by a guy from the other side of the tracks. But he is a hustler, he’s no good at all! He is a loser, he’s a bum (bum bum bum)! You see, he’s the criminal from the title! Brit rejects a life of privilege (in which she wears a one-shouldered lace gown) to shack up with the hot criminal (and wear a black mullet dress).

They have figurative steamy bed sex, as well literal steamy shower sex with a Titanic hand-against-fogged-glass moment. And then they escape from the cops. Oh, and the criminal guy is actually her IRL boyfriend Jason Trawick. Happy Tuesday!

UPDATE: Sorry, the video has been taken down. But we’ll have a new one in here shortly!