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Monday, August 30, 2010

Monday, August 30, 2010

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!

Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:

Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.

Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."

And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!

We also have fabulous entertainment:

Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

Kids young and old will love dancing with Snow Light and her seven short friends with beards:

They'll soon have you "Hee-Hawing" off to your own place of employment!

And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:

And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!

Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"

Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Amanda S., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...

These cakes are actually an argument for plastic flotsam (in moderation, of course) for those girls--like my daughter--who insist on princess cakes. The choking hazard is much less dangerous than the prospect of looking at those cakes.

I wonder why the princesses in Bisneyland don't have noses. Is it some sort of weird inbreeding defect? You know how those royals are. Lovely post. I shall think of you everytime I use the name "Tinkleswell", which will be often today :)

LOL, as always you guys make Mondays (and the rest of the week too) so much better!

Princess Areola looks like she’s on a “fireman’s hose” instead of a rock.

TinklesWell needs to cover up. Seriously. She looks like she’s had a little too much pixie dust and is just letting herself go. And what is up with her hands? To me, it look like they are palms up and her fingers are bent in a way they can’t.

Yasmine cake – didn’t know h’s & d’s had a line through them like t’s. Also looks like she’s had an allergic reaction to the Botox injections.

Pretty only has three fingers and no nose? Makes you wonder which one is really the Beastie.

wv: Versici: Since Bisneyland can’t afford Versace, they use a lesser-known designer: Versici.

That first one is from the Wilton Cinderella pan... professional bakers aren't supposed to be using the aluminum Wilton character pans, are they? (I've done that one and it wasn't easy getting that face right... wouldn't have let it go like that though!)

What's particularly sad is that you can tell that at least on some of those, real effort was put in, and it still didn't work. I feel kind of bad for those people. If they were amateurs then I'd think they were awesome for such great efforts, but the mind still boggles that so many people seem to be able to make a business out of such lack of skill. How do such decorators keep their jobs, or ever get subsequent orders?

Yasmine should really see a dermatologist, that looks serious. And 'Pretty' looks like Lady Tottington from Wallace & Grommit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit. I'd feel bad for any of the girls who got these cakes :(

Whoa. I'm not the biggest Disney fan but these make even me wince. I think Snow Whatever-her-name-is needs a shave...looks like she's got an unfortunate case of 5 o'clock shadow. Pretty is actually the best of all, but is still pretty (ha) wrong.

Warning: Do not read this post with a five-year-old girl peeking over your shoulder. You will end up going deaf from the "I want that cake..oh wait, I want that cake...no, I really want that cake (repeat ad nauseum)"

Good grief! People, back away from the icing!! These are frightening - the eyes on the first one look like something from a Halloween fright-fest, the mouth on Jasmine is B.A.D., and what's with the shiny rows on Snow White?

the last pic really reminds me of chaca from land of the lost (awesome movie) loved the pics, the link at the end was even better though with the chinese theme park claiming minney was a cat with big ears XD you never dissapoint :)

As disturbing as they are, I'm surprised that what inspired me to comment this time is the name on "Pretty"'s cake. As one of the "Rabeka"'s of this world, I have to say that Hooked on Phonics apparently worked a LOT better for me!

I am guessing in this theme park all the princesses noses are missing and they look like they got run over by a steam roller lol. Scary, funny but oh so very scary. And of course one cake looks like it says Hoppy birthday on it.. man these wreckerators are just asking for trouble lol.

I have an instant thought on Disney whenever I see it, but I am not sure if I am allowed to post direct links here, so just youtube 'Tiny Toons Disndey". It is about 17 seocnds long, but you'll laugh. It is my instant (and basically only) responce today. i can see it rocking up in the next round of disney.

#1 Hoppy Birthday from the folks at Disney-Picasso Studios! Check the right arm attachment, for example. At least the right arm is there...

#2 Odd textures are probably not the key to avoiding copyright infringement on a cartoon character. Ditto deleting the nose or turning the character into a flapper.

#3 Tink looks much the worse for wear. In addition to the wardrobe malfunction, she seems to have sprained her left ankle. Anyone seen Peter Pan? Think I'll pass on the cake, but get me some eye bleach, stat.

#4 I guess it's true about salt water and hair. Funny how that is never an issue in cartoons...

#5 Snow Light certainly is shiny. What's the deal with the sinewy arms -- was Madonna the model?

#6 Poor Rabeya. I'm thinking 'Birthday' should have been on the left, under 'Happy'. It would look better, that's all. Really. What is that supposed to be -- a ghost with pink lips and red hair? One more thing -- where does anyone see hands?

#7 Somebody just had to go and give Cousin It a makeover. Couldn't leave well enough alone, could we. Good thing I have that 24-hour shock therapy place on speed dial...

Why is 'Nowhere Man' suddenly running in the background of my mind like a soundtrack while I mentally search the characters of 'The Phantom Tollbooth' for a match to 'Rogaine Ron'?

Dear Sir and Madam: I would like to lodge a complaint about your services. I laughed so hard at this entry that my throat hurt and at times I couldn't breathe properly. Each time I calmed down, I continued to read, and the laughter would flare up again, causing more strain on my vocal cords. On more than one occasion, I fell over from the laughter.

Wait a minute... this isn't a complaint, it's a thank-you note! (Well, except for the pain. But there was no lasting damage, so I forgive you.)

TinkerWell's skirt is wayyyyy too short, Princess Areola looks like she would kick your butt if she had legs to do it with, SnowLight looks like Freddy Krueger, and Pretty looks like Boy George. I'm scared.

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