I met the man himself recently with a few of my favorite ladies, as pictured above. Though I was too busy asking him for romantic revenge on behalf of my awesome best friend, there are a few fashion-y things I wouldn't mind finding beneath my fir.

Side note: "Beneath my fir" is possibly the creepiest way I could have phrased that. But I'm not changing it. We're all adults here, Santa.

Alright, you know my favorite body suit is damn near threadbare by now, so I'd love to stock up on these. They're mostly cotton, have a three-quarter sleeve, and provide extra boobie coverage. Not that I really need that...