So cool! I just bought a new wireless mouse and was upset that I couldnt afford the Razer mice. Those are awesome! What was thw weight of your crap?? I'm kinda getting worried about my 7.5 pounder haha

BonoMan

Linad wrote:So cool! I just bought a new wireless mouse and was upset that I couldnt afford the Razer mice. Those are awesome! What was thw weight of your crap?? I'm kinda getting worried about my 7.5 pounder haha

wooting4keeps

Well well well, guess what showed up today? Oh yeah, my first BOC!!! The package was 17.2 lbs, 24x12x12, and boy was it a winner. These Woot packers definitely have a sense of humor, unless it's the WootBot who packs these up?

I like to imagine there's one of those sorting arm things that just reaches around and yanks stuff off of shelves, swings around, throws it into a random box, and repeats until every box has a handful of items.

I was slightly jealous of the USB turntables people received, BUT, I wouldn't even consider complaining since tonight's plans just got a lot more interesting.

And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good. Was thinking it would be fun to bring to the office but it is definitely NSFW with the non-working PG/18+ switch.

I'll try to remember to take a picture tomorrow after work to show the turtle and all the other ton of stuff I got. This was a great Bag of Cowardliness! Much more like the BOCs when Woot was still Woot. It was well worth the work to get through on the crossword clues.

zatkins08

elangomatt wrote:And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good.

mikebbass

And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good. Was thinking it would be fun to bring to the office but it is definitely NSFW with the non-working PG/18+ switch.

I'll try to remember to take a picture tomorrow after work to show the turtle and all the other ton of stuff I got. This was a great Bag of Cowardliness! Much more like the BOCs when Woot was still Woot. It was well worth the work to get through on the crossword clues.

I am afraid pictures of a profanity spewing turtle just wont do. We are going to need some video on that one.

elangomatt

That would be correct! No idea how you managed to find that video. I guess maybe the PG/18+ switch might work after all, Terry just has a different idea of what PG means than my definition. Does this mean I'm off the hook now of posting a video now? There is no way anything I'd do would be even close to as entertaining as that video.

Linad

elangomatt wrote:That would be correct! No idea how you managed to find that video. I guess maybe the PG/18+ switch might work after all, Terry just has a different idea of what PG means than my definition. Does this mean I'm off the hook now of posting a video now? There is no way anything I'd do would be even close to as entertaining as that video.

Haha I just searched for cursing turtle toy. I think you're off te hook :p

marceepauff

jon98gn

elangomatt wrote:And finally, the weirdest thing in the box is some plastic turtle that gets confused between PG and 18+ insults that it hollers out when someone walks by. It also sticks its head out of its shell and moves it's front feet while insulting. It has a switch to control the rating of insults, but it doesn't appear to do any good. Was thinking it would be fun to bring to the office but it is definitely NSFW with the non-working PG/18+ switch.

I believe boys and girls we have a winner. After watching the video provided, I think it's safe to say, "the odds were forever in your favor."

All and all not bad, would have liked to score that mouse box back there! Kept the bottle for myself, gave away the shirts as not my style, same with the bag, panties will go to another friend, scootcase went to sisters baby as a future gift.

Linad

elangomatt wrote:Yeah, I think maybe Linad should have put an NSFW or explicit tag on that link. It is pretty hilarious though.

Sorry about that :x I was actually thinking that I might have been risky for woot to send that. What if a kid was helping his mom/dad open the crap and found it? I personally would love it though. Definitely best thing I've seen so far!

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