Caption Contest: Comeytose Edition

This smarmy beanpole. The shivlords at MPC had some choice commentary. (scroll through the thread) My favorites:

The only thing missing from Comey’s tweet is a smarmy, self-serving Scripture quote. Watching this twerp present himself as a martyr is beyond galling. Well, it will make his eventual imprisonment (a accompanied by savage Trump tweets) all the sweeter.

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This is soy in human form, the bugman in a fully developed skinny fat stage.

Notice the slumped shoulders and head leaning forward, the posture of a muscle-less man. Chickens have skinny necks – how are they killed by predators or farmers? By snapping their necks. Further, you see his stomach protruding in sync with the head. His core strength, despite his large frame, leaves much to be desired. And the most glaring trait of his lack of physical strength is his flat ass. Strength begins in the core, hips and glutes. It doesn’t take a homo to notice when a man has average strength. This bugman has nothing to show for such a large frame. He is pathetic. Add to it that he’s a mewling fag like everyone else has hilariously noted, this clown wouldn’t last two seconds in the Road War.

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I’m sure part of his plan to rehabilitate his image has a team of millennial jews or some other kinds of f****ts to curate his social media presence for maximum compensatory effect. Comey seems to know that he is super-f**ked, these gay theatrics make that certain

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And here we see a deep state creature exposed in the open, weary of predators, seeking its natural habitat, the curtain to hide behind at a moments notice.

PS Phony Comey lies:

Comey attorney said he was out of the country & couldn’t testify 2day but he was tweeting from Iowa recently I prefer being in Iowa too but ppl deserve answers abt FBI conduct

Editing testimony from interrogations is pretty much the worst possible thing FBI officials could do, outside of actually ordering hits on people (or on Trump). If true (and I’ve no reason to doubt it based on the past two years of Deep State perfidy), then so many heads are gonna roll at the FBI that the organization could very well be disbanded under Trump’s reign. Call it…Ruby Ridge’s Revenge.

Their TV shows regularly feature scantily dancing girls wiggling suggestively.
– Man, I can’t wait until I retire and live the GE life. Lazily catch up on the doings of the world with the WaPo in the morning, soft porn Mexican TV in the afternoon, and an evening filled with musical theater!!!
Just kidding ya man!

quite possibly. At the same time, she was obviously astonished at how turned on he was making her. At least in the first couple minutes. She got control of herself at the midpoint and remembered that he’s just a kid.

women get hot by men who do things well, especially masculine things. He was moving her around the dance floor in control and she was resonating with him. Dancing is and always has been a sexual tease. Have been told several times by girls what a turn on it is if a man gets a boner while they’re grinding on him. When women dance they do not imitate sexual movements for no reason.

A high school class mate of mine was a BATF agent at Waco. He used to be a good guy too when I knew him. He referred to the event as the BBQ. when another friend of mine ran into him at a bar in Springfield.

A fed said that, when he heard that Randy believed the former USA became ZOG and that all police served The Beast.

Cops and soldiers have known for a long time that they serve evil. That’s why they suicide in such numbers. The number one cause of death for a Murkan cop or soldier is suicide. Not accidents, not criminals or terrorists.

You’ll see something interesting in Lines of Drift, CO.

Eric could have killed 2 feds and GAWIed. He saw, that killing slave-soldiers meant very little. ZOG doesn’t give a rip about dead cops or soldiers. They care about $$$.

The struggle was then over for him. He accepted that he would be caught eventually, and that he could handle it.

He is still alive today, in ADX Fluorence, Murka’s Guantanimo.

The ADX is a living museum that houses the best genetic material left. McVeigh, Kaz, Rudolph and many others were housed there.

CO, they use companies like NXIVM to blackmail their targets. You need to do the really evil stuff in order to make it into the big leagues to prove your metal and to prove you can be a team player and allow them control over you. Epstein island was also a Mossad operation. Mossad is riddled throughout our government, the financial industry and Hollywierd. We are in fact a mafia state at the very top. You are only touching on the tip of the iceberg. You really need to start listening to the Q drops to start to grasp the depth of it all. That article VD posted from Neon revolt the other day is another. This is all going to come out and I will gloat like a MF when it happens. People need to be mentally prepared for it and that is why it is coming out so slowly. Most people can’t even imagine it and then believing the depth of the depravity is a leap for most. Some will continue to run cover for it all the same.

According to the article you yourself posted, the client wasn’t NXIVM, the client was some “power hungry L-i-b-y-a-n exile, B-a-s-i-t I-g-t-e-t (who just happened to have a w-i-f-e named S-a-r-a B-r-o-n-f-m-a-n, go figger… that’s some L-i-b-y-a-n ya got there!) who was a member of NXIVM.

The consulting firm,which Hagin co-founded when he was in the private sector, apparently took on this client during the Obama admin… again, go figger.. Whether or not Hagin himself knew of this Igtet’s membership in said cult is uncertain. Sounds to me like the consulting firm was yet another lobbyist group in DC, so get in line and we’ll see what we can do for you.

Note that when I see an alleged news article with such triggering adjectives as power-hungry and all sorts of quotes around the terms they use, it doesn’t do much to quell the smell of tabloid.

That said…

Still, I’m shocked… shocked to learn, that all sorts of slimy tentacles stretch throughout Wash DC… next thing you know, we’ll learn there’s been gambling in this establishment.

So… the question is/was/remains… when is the grand and ever-growing parade of perp walks with the Big Names going to march down Pennsylvania Avenue?

VagDom says certainly before the midterms, which seems logical…any one else wanna get in on the steak dinner I’m gonna h-o-s-t?

“So… the question is/was/remains… when is the grand and ever-growing parade of perp walks with the Big Names going to march down Pennsylvania Avenue?

VagDom says certainly before the midterms, which seems logical…any one else wanna get in on the steak dinner I’m gonna h-o-s-t?”

awww… kindly Uncle Greg pointing out that the posted article is a QUESTIONABLE NEWS SOURCE because SOME of the facts don’t quite match up with Carlos’ synopsis. Uncle Greg is just looking out for your best interests, kiddos!

Also, Uncle Greg makes sure to point point out, WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS?!? WHEN’S THE PERP WALK?!? Because, you know, there’s always a fixed date at which your entire corrupt government can be arrested and they walked in chains down the street in the Capital. And if there isn’t a fixed date for that then there’s really no reason to get too excited about anything. Same ol, same ol. Just make some white children and get their peckers sliced so everyone’s peckers look the same. Move along kids! Nothing to see here!

But….BUT… Uncle Greg is STILL inviting you all over for a STEAK DINNER!!! Because we’re all just good pals here, right?!? True alt-right allies!

I wonder if Sara Bronfman is related to the one of the Seagram/McCain Bronfmans? If she can pony up $10m out of petty cash, i guess she is. And why is she involved with a Libyan?

Fascinating. These Illuminati are up to so much crazy stuff, it makes your head spin.

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BuzzFeed News noted, however, that the resignation came a day after the outlet reported on an unusual client Hagin’s consulting firm took on during the Obama administration, when Hagin had entered the private sector as a cofounder of Command Consulting Group.

The client, a power-hungry Libyan exile named Basit Igtet, was “deeply involved” in a “sex cult” known as NXIVM, BuzzFeed News reported. NXIVM’s leadership was charged with sex trafficking, sex trafficking conspiracy and forced labor conspiracy in April. Igtet’s wife, Sara Bronfman, provided the group tens of millions of dollars, according to the report. “I have nothing to do with the group,” Hagin told BuzzFeed News.

Bronfman is indeed an heiress to the Seagram’s fortune which was made during prohibition. Funny how we got prohibition shortly after we got the Fed and both were run by the same suspects. How people deny this is going on and claim to be Jew wise is beyond me.

Also a tip on connotation… “when” “fixed date” in context, but, as noted, a ballpark figure such as “before the midterms” has been found perfectly acceptable, since it narrows the field to a reasonable expectation.

Your continued promises of Real Soon Now, dating back as far as a week before the election, have not instilled confidence in anything else that has arisen from your overworked yap.

My advice: take up a hobby, like the violin, and give your jaw a rest.

Uncle Greg pointing out that anyone who points his very, very VERY good intentions of trying to kids from getting yourselves into trouble by reading QUESTIONABLE NEWS SOURCES must be a loser with no hobbies!

What a wise, kind Uncle you are Greg, taking it upon yourself to look out for all of us hapless losers who can’t think for themselves. awwww…. so sweet!

Are you going to defend Try Hard Trav again now too?? Poor guy needs your support!

I’ve given trav a good bit of the ribbing business he merits, and everyone ’round chere knows he’s no great friend of mine, neither.

But I’ll always defend that which merits defending, and even if an erstwhile foe of mine is treated unrighteously, I will speak up.

And, as any yegg knows, I’m not shy about defending my bros and having their backs, first and foremost.

This sense of honour is my personal guide, and sometimes my cross to bear. If you want to ridicule the concept, that put more shame on you than it could ever bring towards me.

Of course, the snarky South Park generation of clowns ’round chere who decry clown world while they themselves help raise the circus tent never had bros who would cover their six, nor fathers who ever took ’em to a ballgame, so it’s understandable this aspect of manhood escapes their frame of reference and respect.

Uncle Greg says he defends his “bros”! Isn’t that nice?!? We’re all “bros” here, right my fellow alt-right allies? We have each other’s backs here, right?!?…RIIIGHT?!? Uncle Greg is just like you, goys!

You snarky South Park generation kids don’t anything about bros! You don’t know anything about manhood!!! That’s it’s Uncle Greg’s job to show what’s fake news and what’s REAL news. Because he’s a MAN. A man of HONOR, bearing a CROSS, and you guys are just mindless little children. Let Uncle Greg show you the way.

… And be sure to clean your rooms and stay away from Q Anon and be sure to get your kids’ peckers sliced, so everyone’s peckers look the same!

Jay, he’s right. Greggie is not what he claims to be and is deliberately steering the conversation away from where it should be. Why is that? Why all this concern for the potential opinions of highly intelligent men who have more life experience than he does and can make up their own minds?

Uncle Greg says the sock puppets have it in for him! He’s just a regular honorable bro, just like you, protecting you all from questionable news sources. Bearing a cross, looking after all of his fellow alt-right allies! So kind. So magnanimous.

Uncle Greg says you kids don’t know a distraction from a hole in the ground! Only he is qualified to make such distinctions, which is why he is so honorably protecting you from being distracted by questionable news sources. Because If you go down those secret decoder ring rabbit holes you’ll be distracted from the TRUTH, which you can only find on CNN and MSNBC!

Hardie har har. Just us Goyim noticing too much that you are a fraud and a shill with an odd definition of lying. Thank you for saving all of us children from the fate of knowing too much important things about your employers and what is wrong with the world. Go get your dick sliced again. You don’t use it anyway. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Danger, I think you forgot to post under dweebstreep on that penultimate post.

You just did another Big Tell on yourself.

Of course, you’ll slough it off as a purposeful attempt, I’m sure… but like Scripture tells us, your sin will find you out, and you’ve demonstrated all-too-well the imbalance of temperament that I seem to trigger within you.

And like clockwork, Yossi Cohen dispatches F-Street & Pig to try to put out the fire concerning NXIVM, CCG, and the office of the White House Chief of Staff [which is headed by a general from the USMC].

The party of atheism is now lecturing us that Jesus threw the border patrol agents out of the temple, and the media that buried the Kermit Gosnell trial is screeching about MUH CHILLUNS.

As someone on MPC said, if you could travel back in time about 10 years, you’d find that the exact same liberals would be just fine with mass murdering the exact same kids they’re currently howling about.

Around 1995 when Clinton said he was expanding the Border Patrol by 5000 agents, my mother actually filled out my application, mailed it in, then told me to get ready. I actually appreciated this until I learned I would have to become fluent in Spanish. Next.

Today, mom is raging against “Drumph” not letting more tacos in. Fvcking women and their quaint little voting “right”.

What sort of man would allow himself to be photographed in clothes like that. I don’t mean a t shirt etc. – but the pure bagginess of it all – as if the loose baggy clothes were the perfect expression of a loose and unformed soul.

The track shoes complete the ensemble. Standing in an Iowa cornfield in that outfit is sure to resonate with actual farmers. Looks like he just stepped off the Greyhound from Kansas City in his long summer tour “out west”.

I watched that live, it was one of the best and most epic trolls I’ve ever seen on live TV and proof that the worm is starting to turn a bit. MSM type guys like Tucker and Lewandowski have finally gotten the plot.

Vicious. Mockery. -End of Line

No apology, no backing down, no cucking. When the shiv is in, you turn the blade, not remove it.

Lewandowski needed to adopt a consistently mocking tone…”booo hooo always the same, omg think of the poor children of the parents who crossed the border illegally and we’re RIPPING them away by not throwing them in the same jails as their parents…OMG THE HORROR…STFU”

Of course, merely s-h-o-u-t-i-n-g over one another is how these “n-e-w-s” i-n-t-e-r-v-i-e-w-s seem to always go.

And why is it that our side always misses the s-a-l-i-e-n-t points?

L-e-w should have just said something along the lines of

“Look, STFU…instead of cheap t-e-a-r-j-e-r-k-i-n-g g-a-m-b-i-t-s to put the b-l-a-m-e on A-m-e-r-i-c-a, why don’t you put the b-l-a-m-e on the p-a-r-e-n-t-s, where it really belongs? If p-a-r-e-n-t-s do i-l-l-e-g-a-l a-c-t-s, it hurts their c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n… this isn’t rocket science. In short, DON’T try to enter this c-o-u-n-t-r-y i-l-l-e-g-a-l-l-y, and you won’t have to worry about being s-e-p-a-r-a-t-e-d from your c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n. End of story.”

That r-e-s-o-n-a-t-e-s more than d-r-o-n-i-n-g on and on about a “n-a-t-i-o-n of l-a-w-s” and “our s-e-c-u-r-i-t-y”, etc., etc., etc.

Exactly. Imagine a mentally healthy man in polite mixed company seeing Comey’s female equivalent (Megman Kelly, perhaps?) on the news and saying “Damn, I’d love to put her legs behind her ears and give her a good pounding!”

One has to laugh at the disingenuous hypocrisy of those who are first to proclaim that race, gender and sexual orientation shouldn’t matter or be a criteria of judgment, yet when a negro, a woman, or a queer accomplish something of merit (dubious or valid), the FIRST thing you hear about is
a “black”, “woman”, or “gay person” who “did X”.

There is a reason they are going bat shit over this because she is KIRSTJEN. Not even Kristen. Straight up blonde, blue-eyed, ICE QUEEN. They cannot wrap their mind around ice people with their steely blue eyes and blond hair taking a hard line against shit brown sun people.

Looks like that smoking hot lifeguard I use to bang out at work (fellow lifeguard) back in the day.

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Can I pre-emptively vote now? I’d like to nominate Lana Lokteff of RedIce TV as official concubine to the God Emperor. Dictating and whispering policy in his ear while she churns out racially woke ubermensch babies. 🙂

(image removed because fuck u mod)

I can only hope they continue to go apoplectic and totally unhinged on a national level in an organized way. That way the war can go “hot” finally and we can all stop pretending we don’t want to eradicate one another.

Question for anybody, esp. Cap. How the HELL do I get an image to poast here? It is such a fucking drag that EVERY SINGLE post I make w/ an imgur or other img gets swallowed by mod. Do I need a registered wordpress acct or what?

It is making me less inclined to want to poast because I write up these long posts that get memory holed.

It’s frustrating when a comment gets eaten or modded but certainly CH is aware of the matter, he has his reasons for filtering things, and possibly a reason for keeping those cards close to his chest. If he wants to print such a list, he will do so. Demanding at intervals that he does so is being a dick.

Uncle Greg says no more Mr. Nice Guy!!! There must be meatworld consequences!!! And there should be consequences ’round chere too!!! But we’re in clown world, goys! So there won’t be any arrests!!! But there SHOULD be! He really means it! Your honorable bro Greg has your back, goys! There need to be consequences!!!

Hardy-har-har! Just me and my fellow alt right allies, hanging out like old friends!

Kinda OT:
but am I the only one that remembers crap like this back in 2004-2006 before the housing collapse. Seriously bill maher just called for a recession so demonrats could be back in power, now the huff blow

And there was nary a peep about the issue of giving loans to unreliable types of people, and them defaulting on them, contributed to the problem, if not causing the problem outright, or at least, started the snowball rolling to avalanche point.

For a masterful piece of agitprop lies on the whole thing, watch the movie The Big Short.