Dan: DO you love him?Blair: NO! No, of course not.Dan. So why don't you just say it to get what you want? Frat guys have been doing that since ... forever.Blair: I can't! If I say it then Chuck wins.Dan: But... if you say it then you get him and you win.

Blair: I was thinking I'd just disappear for awhile. Give him a taste of life without me.Dan: No, that's a terrible idea. Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant but he's still a man. Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that.Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting.Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke.