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Two women were playing slots side by side and the women on the left was playing a Kitty Glitter slot machine and the woman on the right was playing 50 Dragons. Kitty Glitter player is playing a dollar a spin and gets the bonus. After the bonus is done, she won $20. She says,"That was a really disappointing game," in a jaded tone. 50 Dragons slot player says,"You got $20 on a $1 bet! You got 20 times your bet! That was a good bonus!"

The Kitty Glitter slot player says to her,"Ma'am, you must be really new to slots if you thought that was a good bonus. Had I been playing only 5 cents a spin, that would have been an excellent bonus. At a dollar a spin, the bonus could have given me a $100, which would have been great, but giving me only $20 is a mediocre bonus." The 50 Dragons slot player says," Okay. Now I see how that was a disappointing bonus!" The other lady nodded as if to say,"You got it!"

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I had a guy come up to me and say, "Sir, I lost all of my money on slots and don't even have a dollar to eat off Burger King value menu! I'm really hungry! Can you give me a dollar so I can get a burger off the BK value menu?" I gave him the dollar because I was up and giving him a dollar wouldn't hurt me financially. Had I been down, I may have told him off, though.

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Overheard this really interesting conversation as I was playing a nearby slot.

"My sister died on February 20th in 2015. Two days later and I was at the Casino playing rather than crying at home with my family members. My other sister coerced me into signing a lifetime(with a possible lift in 5 years)self exclusion paper. I didn't want to sign the paper, I only signed because she forced me to sign it. I called the Casino in December and told them I wanted to be taken off the self exclusion list because I never wanted to sign the paper and only did it because I was forced to do it. They refused to take me off the self exclusion because they said as an adult, I should have stood up for myself and told my sister I did not want to sign the self exclusion paper." Wow. Just wow.

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