Seen here the exact moment he realizes they replaced the helium with nerve gas, a man huffs an edible dessert balloon at Alinea in Chicago. You know, because that's a real thing now. God, whatever happened to f***ing cake? First of all, a regular rubber balloon is also edible provided you don't mind blowing it up with your b-hole the day after and scaring yourself off the shitter when it explodes. Secondly, you remember those funny-smelling balloons you used to make with a little straw and the goo in the metal tube? I used to eat those all the time. But enough bragging, I have a voice so deep it would take a balloon the size of a Macy's Thanksgiving Day float to make me sound like a regular man. 'God voice' they like to call me. "Nobody calls you that." Start now?

Don't these idiots know that helium is in short supply and we need it all for cool stuff like electromagnets and lasers and stuff?

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big god damn deal.... who gives a crap about helium unless you're at your friends' 13th birthday party? If they offered nitrous or what a west coast vaporizer can do, that'd be another story - but helium? You're better off buying a dozen whip cream canisters & having a left hand party in the closet