Okay, this may sound silly, But I always enjoy the funny cards. So, thats where my idea is coming from, I mean Id crack up laughing if I got that card that said this on the front "Spider man, spider man givin' you birthday spankings with his hand" My idea came from the original spider man song "spider man spider man shoots a web from his hand" ha ha ha! Just me, but Id crack up laughing with the new birthday phrase on my birthday card.