The Shed

Cloud walked through an enchanted forest, not quite like any part of the woods he'd ever seen before. His clothes were worn, torn and ragged. Dried
dark mud broke apart in pieces from his tall brown leather boots. His hair was long and curled, brown like his boots. His clothing was grey and black.
His eyes were hazel and sparkled in the sunlight. He vaguely recalled that he was a bard, perhaps one celebrated by a majestic kingdom far away, or
perhaps not. He could not remember how he got here or even where here was.

Squirrels frolicked about the trees and birds sang about the trees. Wind blew from the treetops and the water splattered over the rocks, running down
a brook which he stepped over. When he lifted his head he saw rainbow-colored buildings before him: a house, shed and camper van.

I wonder if this place is vacant...or not, he wondered. I'm not sure which I'd prefer. Then again, I'd hate to be alone.

He neared the dwelling, stepping carefully as if over a bed of delicate flowers, as if the grass blades might scream out and awaken some foul or
otherwise bizarre beast which dwelt inside.

A big warm welcome to one of my dearest friends in all the world! I knew you would love this place and I am thrilled that you decided to join us. I
have always been a huge fan of your writing!!!!!!!! Oh I can't wait for you to meet the rest of the family!!!

WindStorm flew in with a graceful landing. "What do we have here?" asked the elven maiden. There before her was a handsome young man who looked
rather confused and...lonely. "Ah, surely one of our own." Lightly she stepped forth and introduced herself. She was never one to be shy or awkward
in any way, but she found herself with few words to offer. Stumbling through, she spoke of Jane and how she could explain so many things to him, or
Jacy or...well, anyone but her right now. She lowered her eyes and stared at the earth beneath her. WindStorm laughed a hearty laugh. "Is thy maiden
lost for words this fine day?" he asked with a big grin. All night Star could mutter was, "Oh go back to the shed beast!" She regretted it the
moment the words passed her lips, but she couldn't help it.

Riddle for you - the last two of the current y, and add 10 will be what I will be; if before the Scorpion rises, then subtract 1.

Last two of the current year: 14
add ten: 24
If the scorpion rises...If what?????? LOL
If there were no scorpions to throw me off and I have to subtract 1 that would be 23 but you look younger. So what's with the scorpio rising
thing?

No doubt about it what so ever Gbro if you see a baby picture of my mum and one of my son side by side the only way you can tell the difference
between them is because 1 is colour and 1 is black and white, the same goes for me and my daughter.

Only she looks better in a dress than me ........................ just

I was merely suggesting that cody may have been the innocent victim of a small Freudian slip, due to the rather memorable (yes, and totally adorable,
cute etc) visuals that were placed before him only a few short hours ago...

At LAST PROOF!!!! He is only Human!!!! LOL

But hang on..... if you ban everyone who's cute????? WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO????

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