Re: Worst way to die?

I'm going to go with ancient roman style impalement. tie you hand behind your back and your ankles together, then get pushed/tripped over, landing sternum-first on a somewhat blunt wooden pole about six inches wide sticking about 18 inches out of the ground.

Re: Worst way to die?

burning is pretty instant but if you are stabbed to death it could litteraly take you days to bleed to death which would be painful and full of mental bullshit...if I'm gonna die lets make that shit happen fast...

Re: Worst way to die?

Originally Posted by SFChrissy

burning is pretty instant but if you are stabbed to death it could litteraly take you days to bleed to death which would be painful and full of mental bullshit...if I'm gonna die lets make that shit happen fast...

burning is instant? I guess it depends on how hot the fire is, but I would imagine a few minutes to a few hours of pain before death.

I've thought about the stabbing thing before though. same if you get shot in the chest. while you might black out instantly, your brain will be active for a short time. maybe you wouldn't feel anything during that time. maybe it'd be like dreaming. or maybe it'd be excruciating. I can see it happening either way, but I'd rather not find out.

what about falling from a high distance? adrenaline rush, followed by a sudden and extreme pain. ouch.

Originally Posted by Twattycakes

If Zimmer isn't on the Coachella Stage I will literally shit on my own face in disgust.

Re: Worst way to die?

Stabbing sounds painful..extremely painful...but i think you might go numb and just feel cold. Burning though, there's going to be about 30-60 seconds of intense pain i do not want to feel, ever. Drowning would be quick and the least painful.

Re: Worst way to die?

Originally Posted by garrett222

Drowning would be quick and the least painful.

which part would be quick? the part where you struggle to hold your breath (a minute? two?), or the part where you can hold it any longer and inhale water? I don't know how long you'd be inhaling water before you blacked out.

as with the stabbing, hopefully you don't feel anything while your brain slowly dies of oxygen deprivation, but who knows.

Originally Posted by Twattycakes

If Zimmer isn't on the Coachella Stage I will literally shit on my own face in disgust.

Re: Worst way to die?

I was told once that Apaches in Arizona used to tie someone to a saguaro cactus at dawn with wet rawhide so the they were resting on the spines- as the sun came up, it would dry the rawhide, which would tighten and slowly impale you.

Re: Worst way to die?

The feeling of cold steel between your ribs would certainly suck, but I have to give the nod to burning or some kind of slow torture.

On a couple of my trips to Europe I peeped a couple torture museums, and let me say, the Catholic Church during the Middle Ages came up with some of the most indescribably fucked up shit I could never have imagined.

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Originally Posted by greghead

On a couple of my trips to Europe I peeped a couple torture museums, and let me say, the Catholic Church during the Middle Ages came up with some of the most indescribably fucked up shit I could never have imagined.