WWF Jakked by Marc Taylor

19.2.0

BLAH

Headbangers vs. Acolytes
Mosh gets the stick and says the APA sucks. Here come the acolytes, and its
on right away. Bradshaw pummels Mosh in the corner. Mosh reverses an irish
whip, and the 'bangers get a double suplex for a two count. Bradshaw catches
Thrasher coming off the ropes, fallaway slam. Faarooq tagged in now, going
for the Dominator, but Thrasher wiggles free and shoves Faarooq into the
waiting boot of Mosh in the 'banger corner. Now each Acolyte pairs off
against a 'banger, with Faarooq on the outside, and Bradshaw in the ring.
Bradshaw hits a lariat in the corner, and follows up with the Clothesline
from Hell for the pinfall at 2:25.

Raw recaps- The Rock fell victim to some well placed interference from The
Big Slow, and lost by pinfall to Chris Benoit(yeah baby!). Benoit was also
nice enough to hit Rock with the swan dive headbutt after the match. Later
that same night, Kane squared off against HHH and Big Slow in a no-dq
handicap match. Rock attempted to interfere, only to be chokeslammed(HA!),
but then Cactus Jack's interference was enough to turn the tide and give Kane
the victory, and a no-dq match against Xpac at No Way Out. This all leads
quite nicely into...

Smackdown Recaps- DX showed their support for public transportation by giving
Kane and Cactus Jack free rides on the DX Express bus after their respective
matches against HHH and Xpac.

Free For All of the Week- from Raw, Edge spears the bejeezus out of Jeff
Hardy, then D-von Damn Dudley hits the inverted ddt on Edge to send the
Dudleys to No Way Out to hopefully take the tag straps off of the New Age
Outlaws once and for all.

Prince Albert vs. Tim Patterson
All I remember about this match is what I wrote in my notes, which is just a
listing of moves Albert used on poor Mr. Patterson. So I guess that's about
what I'll put here too: big shoulderblock, slingshot under the ropes, choke
into powerbomb, spinning sideslam, pulls him up at 2, corner charge, pump
kick, pin at 3:22. I'm sure Patterson got some sort of offense in at some
point, but there really wasn't much more to this than the move list I've
supplied above.

More Smackdown recaps- The Helmsley-McMahons booked a tag match between the
New Age Outlaws and Rock/Big Slow(ya see, Rock and Slow have a match at No
Way Out, and they don't like each other too much.), and Big Slow didn't show
up right away, but when he did, Rock decided to attack him, and ended up
falling prey to a 3 on one beatdown courtesy of Slow and the Outlaws. DX and
Slow try to stick him on the bus, but he slips out the other side and wallops
Slow with a board.

More Raw recaps- Kurt Angle said that Europe is better off since he's become
their champion, while America has gone to shit. He also challenged Chris
Jericho to an Intercontinetal title match at No Way out. Jericho responded
with fists 'a flyin', and Chyna came out to ddt Angle just because. Then, on
Smackdown Angle had a match against Chyna, and he decided to smack her with
the European title, which brought out Jericho. Angle managed to hit his
fallaway slam on Jericho, but Chyna took him out.

Big Bossman vs. Billy D(who is unfortunately neither Tenacious, Furious, or
Williams)
A hearty 'Bossman Sucks' chant brings me a bit of joy. Lots and lots of right
hands from Bossman. Bossman throws D to the outside, and D hops right back
in. D manages a dropkick and a side kick, but when he heads up top, he gets
tossed off. Bossman with a big boot following the irish whip. Bossman chokes
away in the corner, but then misses a corner charge. D gets a shoulderblock
on the dazed Bossman, but when he goes for another, Bossman catches him with
the Bossman Slam for the pin at 3:48.