I am currently working on a new chapter for 'there's no i in team' and a new segment called '12truths' and I am proud to say that they have been coming along pretty fast.

continuing...

from the past few months I've been watching each episode of the series Naruto from one to current episode in Naruto: Shippuden. And I must say, Sasuke is a total bad-ass, and a just a tad tad bit insane.

Through it all, her gaze had been focused on it, mocking her as she mourned. The deep red, size four, satin thong edged with black lace and adorned with a bow that Sakura had found in Sasuke's ANBU uniform, crumpled and shoved into his pants pocket.

When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.

When Prince Zuko captures the Avatar's Waterbender, he knows he can use Katara to lure Aang to his demise. His quest to keep her, though, will give rise to a reluctant hero and set them both on a journey to change the course of destiny.

AU. Non-massacre. SasuSaku. It was, Sakura rather thought now, those two last words—"even me"—that had sent her feet walking out of the room without her even realizing it. Was he so promiscuous? More importantly, was she really so undesirable?

It's war.Everyone has aligned themselves with either Konoha or Uchiha Madara. Those caught by the enemy are forced into mental enslavement. Tsunade sends Sakura to find a cure but on the way she ends up finding something else su/Saku

In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2

The once great Draco Malfoy finds himself at the door of a certain Gryffindor. How? But more importantly, why? He's been abandoned by his own kind and nobody seems to care. Nobody except her. Hogwarts seems all too claustrophobic when you're trapped there and something's going to give. The question is, what first? His pride or his sanity? RATED M FOR A REASON

ONE-SHOT: I'd wanted the rest of the world to know, the same way I did—elementally, with every last scrap of blood and plasma and grey matter that called my brain its home—that she was mine, that I'd managed to dislodge my head from my arse long enough to recognize that perfection personified had a name, and it was Hermione. HG/DM.

SPR takes on their most horrific, scheming ghost yet! The entity in question only attacks married couples in appalling and gruesome ways. Thus, Mai is forced to 'marry' her narcissistic boss in order to lure the ghost into the open. What awaits them now?

Pirates capture Zuko and Katara, leaving them mentally unstable and latched to each other. After finding his nephew and the waterbender, Iroh must keep a promise he made to the Avatar and teach him firebending. Everyone must realize what is most important in order to do what is right. Z/K

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

She was the Avatar and she had given him so much, continued to give to him and his brother and girlfriend without asking for a single thing in return except for himself, and even that she had to give up for the sake of Asami's happiness and his own. Makorra with Bolin/Asami/Korra friendship thrown in.

ONE-SHOT. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 2/3. She decides that she isn't the type to run away from her problems. — Tahnorra, with a little side of Makorra, Borra, & Masami. Sequel to "break the ice." Cover art by niolynn.

Citrus rating: Lime. Synopsis: Even with the Liar Game finally out of the way Akiyama finds something he has yet to finish, knowing that Nao would never collect her due on her own he offers her a gift even she couldn't say no to.

Jinora is ten and she has a crush on Korra's Earthbending friend. Bolin is eighteen and not interested, but why is everyone treating it like, "Yeah, you're gonna end up together someday?" / / Timeline-Format / / Eventual Bolinora & Makorra

Korra's tough exterior shatters as a frightening experience causes her emotions to go into total disarray. But someone is there to pick up the pieces for her. What will she lose from this experience, and what is it that she will gain? Read summary inside!

Dark. Sasuke/Sakura. AU. In the morning, when all the pretence has dissolved and they have finished the deeds that will become the death of them, he pretends he is asleep when he hears her sob. She breaks too beautifully, he believes.

Korra and Mako fight to keep each other alive when a battle with an equalist goes disastrously wrong. Trapped and injured, the Avatar finds herself forced to deal with her duties to the world, her friends, and herself, whether she's ready for them or not.

In order to save a captured Hermione Granger from fellow Death Eaters Blaise Zabini & Theodore Nott, and to turn his life around, Draco Malfoy has to dig deep & find his courage. 2012 HP PrisonerFest entry. Romance-Drama-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

There had been something like an understanding between them once, he thinks; the potential for something more. But with the memory of her shaking kunai and his maniacal laughter between them, neither can help but wonder if it is too late to go back.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

When Sakura decided to go all out on the term liberation, things really heated up. In reality, she was just out of clean underwear. SasuSaku. Co-authored by cutecrazyice, xfucktheglasses, and Unicorn Paige.

"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT

Post-war: 4 Egyptian guest-students, shadows of ancient gods at Hogwarts, a strange jackal and cat, and Death-Eaters out for revenge – in their 7th year the Golden 3 have to stop an old rising darkness; at their side an unwilling Draco. Full summ. inside

Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!

When Sasuke is spotted near Konoha, Sakura takes off after him alone, hoping to convince him to come back. Either with words or with her fists. Or possibly with her lips. Sasuke/Sakura. Pre-Shippuuden.

It all became clear when she grew up. She had always resembled her in countless ways…but it wasn't until I started losing her to some boy that I realized, she really was her. Maybe...she had that unique quality of bringing a change too…just like her.

It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku

After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes

Draco's birthday wasn't supposed to be a memorable one, but it was. Now all he had to do was to get the witch he spent it with to admit that it was memorable too. Easy, right? - Written for Dramione Duet 2011 for Strawberry Kait.

When the battle of friends finally comes to an end, Team 7 is left empty by the loss of a comrade. But Sakura comes to find that they had not truly lost him, when he mysteriously returns from the dead with a decision to make. SasuxSaku

Traditions say that on Samhain night, one can divine their true love's name using the peel of an apple. This year, Hermione Granger is about to learn that sometimes, life is unpredictable and fate makes sense of something impossible. Fluffy Dramione.

'"You're so sensitive, Granger." He grinned into her neck. "It's…oh…all the…ah…the sugar…" she said in between gasps as he began to trail kisses from her ear to her collarbone. He moved his face so that it was level with hers."Sure it is," he smirked.'

Years after his return to Konoha, it seems all Sasuke's friends are getting married. When he makes the mistake of complaining about the ANBU guards that must accompany him to every wedding, Sasuke gets saddled with something far scarier: Sakura.

When a very pregnant Sakura is kidnapped, Sasuke must journey not only through the obstacles to find her but also his own memories. "How do you know you're going to find her?" "She's my wife." Complete.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Because Sasuke wasn't supposed to come back on his own, without them. And he definitely wasn't supposed to come back with his own team. sasu/saku, team 7, team hebi/taka [ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]

Draco gave her a wicked smile, lifting both his hands up as if he were asking Hermione to shackle him. "Go ahead," Draco smirked, "Put your iron Muggle-bracelets on me, and we'll be on our way." Romance-SMUT-Humor-OneShot! DMxHG Dramione Draco/Hermione Warnings: Smut, Alcohol, and mild language. - COMPLETE!

Hidan is forced to sell cookies and comes upon the customer from hell. This is pure crack. If you don't enjoy ridiculousness and somewhat retarded stories then shoo, shoo. Not for the faint of heart. Cookie Monster vs. Hidan. Foul language. R&R

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Oneshot smut. Someone stole Hermione's irreplacable Hogwarts: A History first edition, hardcover and a deluxe. The same person takes her virginity on an isolated beach, and he claims her along with the book as his.

Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.

Years after the war the Fire Nation is in need of an heir that the Fire Lady has yet to produce. A favor ignites intrigue that could lead to a great scandal if rekindled desires cannot be locked away. Zutara some Maiko; Warning: Affair/Sexual Situations

Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?

Itachi was always looking out for Sasuke, but then a little blossom caught his attention. He watched as she bloomed even when the odds were against her. He didn't think that such a fragile flower could save him.

The fire of her determination burned brightly in her eyes as she stood before him. His dark gaze was unable to look away from her own; and for the first time in his life, Uchiha Sasuke was entranced. Based off chapter 483. AU.

They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.

He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

It was an innocent swim. She didn't expect it to lead to that. Sasuke crept closer to the lake, anticipating an enemy. Instead, it was Sakura-naked in the moonlight. An ordinary escort mission couldn't have gone more right. Co-authored by Kaze and Kiba. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.

Under pressure from his advisors, Otokage Uchiha Sasuke must find a matriarch to carry on his bloodline. When Team Hawk returns with a flawless beauty, he can't believe their choice for him is a woman he hasn't seen in almost eight years...SasuSaku.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?

"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!

Yeah, Bulma and Vegeta barely tolerate eachother. What happens when our saiya-jin prince finds her bubble bath? A typical day at Capsule Corporation. Summary sucks, I know, but this is my first fanfic/one-shot. Be prepared for lemony goodness!

Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!

The pureblooded upper classes were almost teeming with wayward idiots to have knocked up some half blood or another, so it wasn't that much of a surprise that I, the Malfoys' once-bigoted son should jump on the bandwagon soon enough.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

Uchiha Sasuke has had certain feelings toward his best friend's little sister Uzumaki Sakura lately and they just won't seem to leave. Add in a little jealousy and you get Sasuke determined to make that woman his everything. M for lemons! Tag-along story

[COMPLETED] Sakura had always been the one chasing Sasuke, but when he left and years passed by, her longing for him faded. Now, years after their depart, Sasuke finds a need for her and seeks her to satisfy this deep hunger. [SasuSaku] [LEMON and RAPE]

An alternative to the scene in New Moon that had us all wondering: what exactly WAS that between Carlisle and Bella as he was stitching her up? O/S, CxB, as canon as it can be aside from the character pairing!

collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.

SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.

She was only there for a book, not a surprise visit from Natsume Hyuuga, the biggest stud in the upper school division. But then he made her promise to stay quiet, and then she couldn't walk away, not when he was touching her like that... LEMON ONESHOT.

One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.

Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE

Hermione has matured over the summer and has even become Head Girl. Draco became Head Boy and doesn't recognize the new Granger. What happens on a night when they go to school early and are alone together? M for SMUT! One-Shot: Complete!

After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke does have love to express. He just doesn’t do it in ways you’d expect, and he doesn’t do it to you. Sasuke and Sakura, from start to finish, and maybe a little beyond that.

Visited by three Ghosts in a Narutoverse version of Dicken's classic tale, Sasuke must endure a front seat view of his life, past, present and future to ultimately decide if his actions, his goals, are really worth pursuing. 4 part one-shot.

AU. SasuSaku. TEQUILA THREE: AU. SasuSaku. NaruIno. Sasuke, Sakura and a special sort of body shop. “You did accept the bet you know—and you lost. Fair and square. It’s only fair that you take the consequences.”

During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...

Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”

For BlueGreenApples. A chance encounter or the workings of fate? Sakura ventures into the forest in search of Naruto but instead stumbles upon /him/; her long lost team-mate, her childhood crush, her first love - the treacherous Uchiha Sasuke. COMPLETE.

In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU

He recognized the symbol in the middle of the bracelet- it was an uchiwa fan, that was for sure. But what un-settled him was the symbol surrounding it. Another clan symbol. The Haruno circle. SasuSaku.

Draco Malfoy had several theories regarding the witch who was storming around his office like a fire breathing Heliopath…but, ultimately, he had managed to narrow it down to this one, final conclusion: Hogwarts' brightest witch was a complete nutter...

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

COMPLETE Hermione is scared of sex. Draco is not. He welcomes it with open arms, and plus he has been lusting after the prude since he could utter the word Mudblood. What happens when he finds out her little secret?

Itachi/Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. Sasuke hated it when Sakura wasn’t the way she always was: single and in love with him. And it wasn’t like she had a boyfriend, either. No—she had a fiancé. And his name was Uchiha Itachi. REVISED: 07-31-09.

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH

While male shinobi usually summon a few shadow clones for a little personal time, kunoichi, the more intelligent of the two, have genjutsu… and they know exactly how to use it. Kaka/Saku/Bushin/Yama/Kaka/Gen

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

“What is it that you want?” she cried. “Just leave me alone! I haven’t done anything to you!” “How could I leave you alone?” he shot back, his voice becoming darker and more menacing. “I have finally found what is mine." SasukexSakura. LEMON. Vampire fic

Sakura never thought she'd see Sasuke again, but as fate would have it their missions collide and she finds her hope as been renewed...but will she be able to save Sasuke from himself in the midst of plans of war?

ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.

Sequel to First. Five years...five long, agonizing years since she'd last spoken to him, and now he had the audacity to show up on her doorstep one rainswept night. What would he think when he discovered her secret? HGDM, sexual situations.

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!

Complete. New powers awaken in Sakura, an old enemy returns from the dead, and sets into motion a chain of events that has been building for longer than anyone realises...SasuSaku, NaruHin, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Everyone knows that Hokage's word is law, but when he takes his power abit too far by trying to get his enitre village to start worshiping noodles in broth, you know your in for one hell of a ride. crack, slight SasxSaku Partner To TheThornBush

In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.

A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.

ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.

Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura

She looked outside the train window & everything seemed familiar, it felt right. She was going home, back to Hogwarts. One question needed asked, why was Malfoy on the train? The answer, he was leaving home,and he had no where else to go. Dramione.

NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!

Sakura's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.

Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.

With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]

[Oneshot][SasuSaku]In a matter of minutes, Uchiha Sasuke’s perfect face would be marred, his cocky look would be erased, blood would be spurting from his nose and he will have tasted Sakura’s famous fist.

Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.

While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina

Draco has a problem of mammoth proportions and, as a most dutiful Head Girl, Hermione decides to lend him a helping hand. AN: This fic contains explicit adult material. If you don't wish to read smut, this story probably isn't for you.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

During a mission, Sakura scarifices her morals and innocence to protect her team. She begins changing slowly, worrying her team, especially Sasuke. Can he figure out what happened before she loses herself? SasuSaku, some NaruHina

You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.

‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP

PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.

On the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.

COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.

On the night before Sakura and Neji's wedding...Sasuke declares his love for Sakura while Tenten decides to leave Konoha to go on a mission. Four people with missed chances... will things ever work out for them[SasukeXSakuraXNejiXTenten[COMPLETE,AN added]

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.

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Anthology. Team7. "Teamwork is essential—it allows you to blame someone else." 06. The three team members and their tardy teacher, once again find themselves thrown in an unusual circumstance involving yet another ridiculous mission.

It's been four months since all of Konoha's 11 was enforced into the Academy again. Sakura Haruno's life couldn't get more tedious. But when an item of value vanishes, Team 7's obligation is to investigate. And, along their journey, buried secrets are resurfaced.