The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.18.13

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which has turned out to be probably the most random collection for one of these I’ve ever put together. If you’re a regular viewer of this feature, you know what type of statement that is considering inbred foreign dignitaries and people only famous for doing things to famous penises constantly make it in. Some of the regulars are still here, like Jonah Hill and his girlfriend reaching the farting in front of each other stage or “time to clooney them” as Leo refers to it, and the always reliable Tyrese Gibson hovering in mid-air about to ollie a skateboard off his Jeep’s spare tire. Seriously, how many times have we seen that one? What’s unprecedented, however, is this Richard Branson pic, where it seems he’s ready to announce the disbursement of his billions to the people, for the betterment of society, VIVA LA REVOLUTI– HA! Just kidding, idiots! He’s got more useless shit you absolutely don’t need to sell you while you’re distracted wondering if those two skanks behind him double blow him on his private island.

Man, I bet they do stuff I’ve never even seen onlin– Oh shit, did he say something about 5G?!! Gimmegimmegimme,

This picture is a summary of what every conversation with her is like. And at some point, no matter how much you try to avoid it, you *will* have to talk to her (if for no other reason than to ask her if she has any diseases you should be aware of). Just keep that in mind.