SOURCE: Jose Oquendo to quit GCBL

September 12, 2017

(If it turns out to be true, that’s just more top-shelf reporting by GCBL Blog. If it turns out to be false, well, we were fed more FakeNews.)

“I like sitting around watching my bulldog lick his bag. I wish I could do that,” Jose didn’t say. “I can’t handle the competition in this league, and the league can’t handle the visual competition of a dog licking his own nuts. I can only concentrate on one thing at a time,” he didn’t add.