Career Counseling

“Career counseling is the art of telling someone to work in a job they can do, especially if they don’t want to.'” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Career Counseling jokes”

10. Odd Career Counseling Ad: Got six arms? Become a Juggler, Waiter or Stenographer. Maybe even a professional athlete in the MLB, NBA, NHL or NFL.

9. After 33 years, Andy Rooney signed off as the regular wry wit on “60 Minutes” for the last time, and said he’s not retiring. Anyway at his age, that’s exactly what a career counselor would advise that great old curmudgeon to do.

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Quotable

"How many productive working hours are wasted by viewers watching worldwide championship sports events? How many Millions of Dutch and Spanish people will skip work to watch the 2010 FIFA World Cup Final?
Although in Europe's case, they don't work much anyway, so what difference does it really make?" ~ Yasha Harari