I registered just to say this: if I’m understanding the second one correctly it’s actually pretty amusing, but then again it takes a couple of assumptions and way too much time and energy to have any self respect after you figure it out.

The daughter/s and the mother obviously have the same last name. Christopher not being referred to as “your dad”, but still sharing the name, is probably mom’s brother or son. I’m guessing son, since it’s not common for grownup siblings to cohabit and share a computer.

So what the girl thought was that her extremely obnoxius brother had suddenly overdosed on Ecstacy and/or Carebears (with some creepy incest vibe thrown in) because mommy started posting under his name by mistake.

“Cute pic my girls! XOXO” probably would have freaked me out a bit in her shoes.

@fookinhell: I don’t see it. Why would the mother/daughter name sharing come into it? And besides that, wouldn’t the reading be the same, just with father changed to brother?
Apologies for my crippling slowness.

Abbi – get out of that family. If your father Marvin is so pathetic as to be concerned by a chili that looks a little bit like a penis, he sure as hell is going to ruin the rest of your life.

Shit – dinner time must be hell at your house if he has penis envy over a 2″ chili. I guess you don’t eat that many hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers, zuchini, popsicles, etc.

Bizarrely I had a one night stand with an Iranian girl who had a clitoris that, when aroused, was about the same size and looked just like the top chili in Abbi’s hand (no she didn’t have balls… but she had a big old clopper).

After reading this all I care about is the Melman’s new dog, I hear it’s super cute.

Also. Janet needs to learn how to fucking spell if she is ever going to be a good parent, and Christopher needs to stop fullfilling this twisted fantasy of being his sister’s mom and jerking off to pictures of her playing with her friends. PHEW..

I don’t know who the melmans are, but I hear they have a cute puppy. And I was at the grocery store today and saw..blah…blah…blah, so I picked it up for you. Why do you keep deleting my comments? I just thought I’d let you know….

@sarayve Could that also explain why the crudely drawn peen is coming outward from her cheek as if being birthed from her mouth rather than being thrust in? Perhaps stooooopid was looking in the mirror as she drew it and found the whole backwards drawing thing confusing, you know, like crossing the street is confusing.