Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Another new blog to pimp

The Show! Le Spectacle! La Espectáculo!From Laura, the 23-year-old that I date. She will write about shoes and purses and all sorts of fashion crap that I will not. Hopefully she will also cover other topics because she is, what's the word I'm looking for...oh yeah, I remember. Bonkers.

2 comments:

Thank goodness that you have started dating someone of legal age! It wasn't that I didn't like your 9 year old girlfriends, it's just that I got tired of fighting with them over the Wii remote and the Littlest Petshop Garden Get-Together Playset.

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Who's this guy?

Originally from Benton Harbor, Michigan, I have lived in the Tampa Bay area for over 20 years now. I am a published writer with numerous internet columns, magazine articles and a documentary film credit. I've also done professional announcing and acting. I like to make fun of stupid people in positions of authority when they do stupid things. While that implies that I think I'm somehow superior to them, nothing could be further from the truth.