Featurable now IMHO. I want to climb up to the top of a tower and throw children into the shallow rivers while reading this article while munching on fruit loops. --ShabiDOO 18:09, September 12, 2013 (UTC)

Comment. Great concept and a great set up for jokes...but it seems wordy to me. If the jokes were tightened a bit and if some were taken to a more absurd level or developed even more I think the humour and concept would be as strong as they deserve to be. Great line: "you can always move to the village...". If most of the jokes were like that...this article would rock imho. ShabiDOO 02:00, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

Spike also said that the prose is not perfect. But I changed it and deleted many sentences. Anton(talk)Uncyclopedia United 17:03, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

Featured. featured RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate)® 13:18, September 18, 2013 (UTC)This article has passed VFH and was featured on 18 September 2013. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.