Pink GMO Pineapples Are Coming To A Store And Social Media Feed Near You

Just in time for summer and to cash in on the unicorn and millennial pink fads, pink GMO pineapples are now on Instagram and in markets near you!

Companies like Del Monte and Dole have been developing the pineapples since 2005, patiently trying to change nature to eventually kill us, but now they are finally able to start selling the genetically modified, pretty fruit in stores for your viewing pleasure.

Despite the fact that this has been in the works for 12 years, pink pineapples are a sign of whats to come to our food shelves.