Joachim ---- That jacket is soooo RED!!!! Gosh I nearly had to reach for my sunglasses!
Is Fred wearing a blue velvet jacket???
I know whats going on. The Scandinavian Princes are trying to start a new trend in velvet.
Yikes!!!
As for Haakon, I am at a loss for words.

My dear Polyesco.
As you know Joachim is a perfect gentleman, and all gentlemen know that if you wear velvet, you go all out.
Then compare Joachim to his brother. I ask then, who has gone all out and who is bland? Joachim delivers again.

As for Haakon's shoes. I notice the court has deliberately tried to crop the released photos, so as to leave out his footwear. An act of desperation I imagine from the court.

Is that a line up at the local precinct of the Fashion Police of Luxembourg?

To the left we start out with, what can only be a hillbilly, no doubt with cannibalistic tendencies judging from the expression in his eyes!
Who on earth let him out in public?
He has thrown an ill-fitting blazer over his under-shirt and completed it all with high-school-teacher pants. (If we had a suicidal smiley, I would use it now!)

Then we have a person who is obviously a fashion-serial-killer. He must extinguished the light in many a fashion designers eyes!
A way too big blazer and a pair of pants that has been left in the washing machine for a couple of years before he put them on.
Put at least he is wearing a lapel pin and his tie is tied with the best knot.

Then we have Prince Louis.
He is wearing lapels wide enough to be the envy of even the most eccentrically dressed man from the 70s.
Nice, festive tie though. But here is where disaster strikes. Look at the knot. Had he used a knot like the one used by the personage to his right, it would look askew.
You know I have a thing for double-breasted suits, right? This illustrates why. Louis' shirt is visible under the button.
At least he is wearing and handkerchief.
He gets from me.

Finally we have the man on the right.
Acceptable tie, but the knot... And the tie is dripping under the button. Double-breasted I say! Wear double-breasted.
His shirtsleeves are too short, they should be showing under his cuffs.
He has no reason at all for looking so smug.
He gets from me.

I'm thankful we don't see their shoes!

Marg, dear Marg, oh dear...
If you wear a velvet jacket you go all out or you flop.
Joachim is wearing a velvet jacket with pang, with nerve, with oomph.
Frederik is looking like a school teacher who has invited his wife on a date to the nearest hotdog stand.
No home run there that night, if you as a man dress like that, that I can safely tell you.