Mario T

adrianna2

oh my god!! i thought this was something real!!! the picture came out after 1 min something, so i read the description first. i thought ” fucking god she’s so tall!!!” but when the images appeared, it was like “LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

Lala

Carine Wintour

I saw Miss Hooverova walk out of a very directional photog/designer’s office yesterday in Paris. She had her NATURAL blonde hair pulled back in a bun,over sized Chanel sunglasses on, a pink velour shell suit with bright red Ugg boots and a huge fake Guess handbag skipping along the Champs Elysees with her entourage in tow.

Later that day she was being shot at Pin Up studios on a closed set for the prestigious Pret A Manger (the retail sandwich chain) campaign.(Print,POS,Outdoor,web and packaging)
I am told this was after a dramatic night shoot where she stormed off set (and rightly so) after complaining that she didn’t like the lighting (you go Miss Thing)nor what the manicurist had done to her nails.

Miss Hooverova IS the next big thing,just look at the intensity in her posing and facial expressions. She reminds me of the early 80’s ‘Golden era’ of modeling. I just hope she doesn’t marry her overpowering 64 year old mother agent Vladimir Ibiteyakokov at her tender age of 16 as it could well dampen her skyrocketing career.

Back in her home town of Gronkz (a small village in the remote industrial province of Zxenakia) the villagers have erected a lifelike sculpture of Darlinka next to the Katastrofa (Catastrophe) memorial rock garden (something to do with radiation fallout back in the 50’s) in honor of her being the first Gronkz woman to…leave Gronkz.