Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Negative. They are passing desires.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: One.

What is your most frequent typo?: teh

How would you describe your social position?: I guess I lead my little clique, but I try my hardest to be friends with everyone I meet. If I don't like you, you must've f*cked up badly. Of course, this is only in real life.

How would you describe your life?: Almost complete.

How would you describe yourself?: Motivated, ambitious.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because they pay me to ban people.

How would you describe spam?: Useless, unnecessary, vile scum of the earth. Also, a meat product.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I predict this topic will be the longest vertical stretch ever.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Alcohol on social occasions.Some past use of cigarettes and weed. Gave up the ciggies as soon as I noticed I wanted more despite not liking the taste. I wouldn't rule out weed forever but I'm in no rush. I doubt I'd buy it again, but if someone was passing a some around at a party then I'd probably take it. It's probably been 2 years since I even thought about it.

Car or bus?:Whatever's more convenient. If I know parking will be a problem or if I'm drinking then it's public transport all the way.

Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism, but I accept that both have flaws.

All work and no play...:... is just WRONG!!

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:Prison = Never.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:No.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? - Yes, but it was probably worth 20p. I felt bad when my mum found out.

2. overspeeded? - Over the official limit = Yes. Over a sensible speed for the area = No.40mph on a wide empty road between 2 huge open fields is not excessive in my view, yet I get fined £60 and get 3 points on my license!

3. committed acts of vandalism? - I used to shoot my basketball onto the garage roof knowing it would probably break the tiles. I did it to force my parents to buy me a proper hoop & backboard. It worked, but I feel guilty about it now - Don't do it kids.

4. raped? - Nope, I ain't sick in the head.

5. murdered? - No.

6. committed acts of terrorism?:Not knowingly. I have drawn some weird cartoons over the years though.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:User. It's an amazing invention.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:17 - oh my god, that's too many. They are: iMac, mobile phone, home phone, PSP, PS2, Video, Video/DVD combo, printer, scanner, electric desk fan, MP3 player, Hi-Fi, TV and I just found 4 calculators in a drawer.

What is your most frequent typo?:Most of the keys stick on my keyboard, so anything really. Usually if something has a double-letter then I double the wrong one. e.g. School becomes Scholl.

How would you describe your social position?:I suppose Working-Class, but I don't really believe in all that.No better or worse than anyone else. Most people like and respect me, but I have no real power over anything.

How would you describe your life?:Half Full.

How would you describe yourself?:Easy-going and mostly happy. A strong believer in treating others how I'd like to be treated. Probably too moral and honest for my own good.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I hear voices in my head.

How would you describe spam?:The plague of emails, faxes and badly monitored forums. I'm not overly keen on the meat product either.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):A list of questions that I felt compelled to answer.

Capitalism or Communism?: I don't identify with labels though I may identify with parts of different labels.

All work and no play...: Will never be my way. My dad's like 54 and he's still just a big kid.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 100 days

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: not a single one

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? no

2. overspeeded? Sped? Yes. Most of the time in fact.

3. committed acts of vandalism? no

4. raped? no

5. murdered? not yet

6. committed acts of terrorism?:

no

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: murder

Are you an internet user or abuser?: not anymore

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2 Computers, scanner, printer, digicam, cellphone, home theater and all that that entails... Do night goggles constitute an electronic gadget?

What is your most frequent typo?: For whatever reason, if a word ends in D or G where the other one would still make it an actual word, I'll often misspell it.

How would you describe your social position?: I'm a contradiction in terms. While a loner, I'm often the life of the party. While severely disgruntled, I often inspire and encourage others. While a bit of a hermit, I enjoy traveling. Etc.

How would you describe your life?: Simple.

How would you describe yourself?: No nonsense. Misunderstood. Underappreciated. Tormented.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA's been a part of my life since III. It's a lot of fun and something about this place is addicting in and of itself. I've been to other forums and this one is decidedly different.

How would you describe spam?: Filler. Something devoid of value. An expletive.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Most of it is either obvious or outrageous. But since I have a fan, I'm not about to pass up an opportunity to let him know the score

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Uh...that's sort of a long story....

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Yes

2. overspeeded? Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes

4. raped? No

5. murdered? No

6. committed acts of terrorism?: That goes with the question of being wanted by law-enforcement agencies....again...long story.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I would like to murder several people.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Uhm...my cellphone...that's about it.

What is your most frequent typo?: Sentence...sentance? I can never remember.

How would you describe your social position?: Upper class...but not like...completely up there. Sort of between middle and upper.

How would you describe your life?: Pain in the ass...enjoyable and happy in some places.

How would you describe yourself?: Metal.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Mainly just to post in Music Chat.

How would you describe spam?: Pork-like

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A time filler.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? I believe in Aliens, I mean think about it, we're the Aliens to some other form of life. The universe is huge, there's something out there.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? Uhm.....no thanks.

Sexually Active? Very.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Again, something to do when there is nothing to do.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Neither. Time waster.

How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Uhm, there would be never any reason to bring it up. And it's not like I post 100 times a day. So they wouldn't find anything weird about it.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life?How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?

I think I'll leave a Bonus Questions section open at the beginning so like if anyone has a particular question they'd like ammended I can add it at any time without changing up the initial survey too drastically. Sound Good?

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

Cool. Very interesting.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life?How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?

Guilty pleasure/ personal fun. I have lots of friends, and no, I wouldn't tell them that I post in GTA Forums.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:I ate a weed brownie once but I had no idea what it was and I spit it out promptly after I figured out, lol.

Car or bus?:Car.

Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism

All work and no play...:Hell no.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Mmm...I guess you could say that. Got free ice cream because the people running the store were absolute idiots. It was a Baskin Robbins/Dunkin Donuts combo cafe with no one running the register at the Baskin Robbins side. I stood in line at the Dunkin Donuts side and asked for ice cream, so they directed me over to the Baskin Robbins side. I got my ice cream and apparently lost my spot in line and had to get in line again so I could pay. I sat down and ate, then left. The cashier never noticed. I would've paid if they didn't make me get in line again.

2. overspeeded? Yes, lol.

3. committed acts of vandalism? No.

4. raped? No.

5. murdered? No.

6. committed acts of terrorism?:No.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Yeah, I've thought about raping...YOUR MOM BEFORE. OHH.........No.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser I guess.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:If you count a computer as one, I guess you could count about 6.

What is your most frequent typo?:I usually mess up with URL's. I'll try typing something like "Google.com" but I will put "Google.coim"

How would you describe your social position?:Good I guess.

How would you describe your life?:Good. I'm satisfied with my life.

How would you describe yourself?:I prefer to leave that to others.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:Mmmm. Good question. There are a few things keeping me here, but I liked the forums a lot better a few years back.

How would you describe spam?:Can be funny if executed well. Ex:I found Bumpasaurus hilarious.

Spidey.

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I guess, but im not over the top with it. I think it's possible.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? All the alcohol in the world couldn't make me f*ck a dude. Sorry.

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Slightly often.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). There's nothing to really describe...

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Neither. It's just a place i visit from time to time now. It's a cool place, wouldn't call it a guilty pleasure or a way of life though. That's just a little too much...

* Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? alien.gif: Some of that stuff I believe. But some I don't. I believe in Sasquatch, Ghosts, and Aliens (not coming to earth, but somewhere out there).

* Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually): Myself.

* Sexually Active? (Your here aren't you? So stop frontin' on that BooOoshId!).: Not at the moment, it's been quite a long time.

* How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).: PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! I LIKE IT! IT'S WITTY AND PEOPLE SEEM TO ENJOY IT! JUST DON'T KILL ME!

* GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?: I don't. It's not that I'm ashamed, which I kind of am, this place IS a shame. It's just that they don't ask and I don't tell.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Nah, I don't do that dirty stuff though I think drinking a lot is worse than smoking weed.

Car or bus?:Car, definately, even if you have to pull someone out of it.

Capitalism or Communism?:Never thought about it before.

All work and no play...:Make me unhappy.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Does detention count?

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No sir!

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? tempted.

2. overspeeded? not yet.

3. committed acts of vandalism? no.

4. raped? wtf wrote these questions again!? Oh yea meta, he is a throwed off mofo!

5. murdered? meta for asking that question, or maybe I'll just rape him instead.

6. committed acts of terrorism?:

no.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: maybe just taking what i want regardless of having the money to pay for it probably why I like gta.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:quickly approaching abuse.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:That's kind of personal now isn't it?

What is your most frequent typo?:"teher"

How would you describe your social position?: popular with people but they don't know how wierd i really am.

How would you describe your life?:Pretty, ok.

How would you describe yourself?:Nice until you get on my bad side, don't do that.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I've been here a few weeks after looking up some cheats and was surprised at how many people are registered here. People have been pretty nice so far except those turds in The Precinct.

How would you describe spam?:unedible.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

really good for new people.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?

Anything is possible, you never know. Things aren't always what they seem.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

switch teams? Mar jumped on me last week does that count?

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?

Very Close! I need to be more careful.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
Mull, I love to have a mix every now and then.

Car or bus?:
Bus at the moment because I don't have my liscence yet. I've got a trio of Holden Kingswoods waiting for me once I do though.

Capitalism or Communism?:
Capitalism. I've learnt a lot about communism through History at school and while the principals are nice, I like the class system in society, it gives people something to strive for.

All work and no play...:
Makes life not worth living. I'm just here to have fun.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
Two or three hours at best.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
Nope.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted? Yes many times, used to be damn good at it too. But I got caught eventually and was charged by the police. I haven't done it since.

2. overspeeded? Sure have. My best so far was pulling 150kph on the highway with a speed limit of 110kph, I overtook six cars pulling trailers and caravans in the space of a short overtaking lane.

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes countless.

4. raped? No.

5. murdered? No.

6. committed acts of terrorism?: No more than anyone else.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
Nah.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:
User.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
Four. not including the computer/monitor/etc.

What is your most frequent typo?:
'E' before 'I' instead of the other way around.

How would you describe your social position?:
I dunno, stoner, revhead. People either love me or hate me, I don't care what anyone thinks of me.

How would you describe your life?:
Quite busy at the moment, what with my final year at school, my tafe course, my job, house renovations, car restoration work and partying whenever I can.

How would you describe yourself?:
A bogan. I look like a bum, I don't worry much about my appearance. I try to get along with most people. I look after my mates. I love rock 'n' roll, muscle cars and anything mechanical.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
f*cked if I knew! I guess it'd have to be because of the LFM, without them, I would've gotten bored sh*tless and left long ago.

How would you describe spam?:
Pureed offle, stuffed into a can for your convenience.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
Well, it looks like a series of questions to me.