oooooooouch........really really bad
How about:
You're skin is as soft as an apricots
Have you ever eaten a ripe juicy comice pear with it's sweet juice dripping from your hands?
The creamy oozy earthy flavor of an aged French cheese is almost as good a sex.
May I cook something special for you? (Now this one will get you anywhere you wanna go)
Do you know the advanced technique for drinking Champagne?

1.) Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
2.) How about we go back to my place for a scotch and sofa?
3.) I work with a 12 inch blade...and play with a 12 inch blade. (This one has a touch of "creepy"...)
4.) Do you like potatoes? I've got the gravy...let's go give thanks!
5.) I'd love to show you my root garden.

you can tell which of these is coming from a female.....jiminy, you guys have really rough lines. Do they work?.....you know on women that aren't professionals of the evening or aren't one night stands?