You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

When I first met my now-husband, my father asked me again and again: "Is he handy?" Again and again, I replied with a enthusiastic "YEP!" That was totally, absolutely, undeniably a straight up lie. Men's shoe size 7-12. 52% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex.