Category: Motherhood

It was the best of times... It was the worst of times... Actually, it was bedtime and like every night I found myself laying in a tiny toddler bed while my toddler lay on the floor on a pile of pillows she has decided is a far superior place to sleep than the bed I… Continue reading Why do we have to train humans to sleep?

There's poop on my floor. Again. This is the third day I've followed a trail of poop to the bathroom with some paper towels and carpet cleaner. The first day I didn't notice the poop and stepped in it, of course it was as I was running late to work leaving me no time to… Continue reading Are you shitting me?