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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

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The phrase "kiss my (buttocks)" generally is not considered a term of endearment. A variation -- "Kiss my grits" -- gained notoriety as a signature insult made by Flo, a waitress played by Polly Holliday in the TV sitcom, "Alice," which ran from 1976 to 1985.

Investigators "assisted" Arnold to the ground. Arnold is accused of punching a corporal who was "assisting" him to the ground.

Bwahahahahaha! Excellent.

As an aside I have seen a lot of clearly non-handicapped drivers (usually with handicap thingies hanging from the rear view mirror) parked in handicap spaces down here in South Florida, including some in Jaguars and Corvettes. Clearly, whoever in their family earned the right to park that way, it wasn't them, so I'm with Arnold.

Not to argufy too loudly, Jeff ... but ... I know sum folks who ARE qualified fer the wheelchair sign, but don't actually LOOK like it when first observed ... sum might have diabetes, heart condition ... whutever ... and so on ...

Merely sayin' that SOME of them with the mirror-hangy-dealie MIGHT actually be GENUINELY qualified to have one, even if they don't "appear" to be "handicapped" ... or ... mebbe they've got a doctor who's willin' to sign off on it ... whutever ...