I've been eating huge amounts of greens lately (like 1/2 pound of spinach in the morning in smoothie form, and another 1/2 pound of kale for dinner), and I have been pooping green. I hope that doesn't mean I'm pooping out good stuff!

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I've been eating huge amounts of greens lately (like 1/2 pound of spinach in the morning in smoothie form, and another 1/2 pound of kale for dinner), and I have been pooping green. I hope that doesn't mean I'm pooping out good stuff!

i always take it as a good sign. you can't digest all those fibers. also, colorful poop is always fun?

Maybe, I would read the back of the package and see if it has casein in it. Did you know Trader Joe's soy alternative cheeses and yogurts have casein (milk protein) in them? What kinda shiitake is that? I was pretty upset to learn. Makes no sense. Milk products can back you up, especially if you've been off of it for awhile.

Is it Daiya? That shiitake always plugs up the works for me. It's like freaking cement in my guts.

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Today three different friends have posted their meaty dinners on facebook. Like, just a piece of meat on a plate. And each time I've thought, did they take a picture of poop on a plate? Because weird meat pieces look like poop. Why do people think anyone wants to see their ugly-ass, brown, blobby, fecally dinners?

I am almost tempted to leave a poop comment on their pictures, but I won't because I don't wanna be mean or "that" vegan, but I'll write it here! Poop food!

I couldn't do my workout this morning because the bathroom at the stadium was locked (no heat, it's winter, they don't want frozen pipes) and I didn't see the portapotties (also, possibly not accessible, may have been locked behind a gate) until I was biking past them. But yeah. Had to goooo unexpectedly.

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I'm feeling so down, because right now I am extremely constipated and bloated, my stomach is huge.I just want a shiitake. Like one that feels like I've just crapped my own body weight. I've been like this for about a week now. I don't know what I should do to get me going. I've gone on websites to see their advice. Drink lots of water.Check. Exercise. Check. Eat lots of fibre. Check. Everything I do anyway. What gives? I've not really had a huge jump in my change of eating.

can't wait!i think it sounds AWESOME! i will check with my mom to see what her plans are-- in the meantime i will need to pick your brain about thrift shops-- we have a wedding shower saturday 15th right in your neck of the woods, i can't drink because i'm the driver, and only some retail therapy will help us all get through it.

I eat spicy food a lot and rarely have problems when it comes to pooping afterward, but sometimes it makes my poo burn so bad. I didn't even think that the pizza I made last night was that spicy, but wow my butthole is still burning. Yikes. And of course I have 2 1/2 huge pieces of it left over. Gonna be an ouchy few days (because burning poop will not stop me from eating spicy pizza). The last time this happened, I had made jalapeño poppers with the spiciest jalapeños ever and only ate those for dinner, so I kind of thought it was a fluke. Alas!

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