Not even Stephen Colbert is immune to the charms of Apple's new wearable. But his reasons might have less to do with "intimate communication directly from your wrist" and more about personal validation: "It's finally cool to wear a calculator watch!"

After a jab at Apple's glitchy livestream, Colbert smashes his old-timey analog watch to bits on his desk and reveals his illegally acquired, hacked-together WristPad, which will help to tide him over until 2015. "Whenever that is, I don't know because I don't have an Apple Watch." [Colbert Report via Digg]