My wife was driving through Bristol the other day, when she was pulled over by a Policeman for exceeding the speed limit. She was doing 65 mph in a 50 zone.
The cop got out of his patrol car and walked over to my wife's car, as he got closer he took out his pocket book and opened it.
The wife lowered the window and said to him "Ah, I can see that you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Annual Bristol Area Traffic Policeman's Ball."
He replied sharply "Bristol Traffic Policemen don't have balls."......
There was a moment of silence............then he closed his book,
got back in the patrol car and drove away