Top 5 naughty stories of the week

1. Porn-loving British cop fired

LONDON: A 47-year-old British policeman was fired after he was caught using official phones to download pornography and exchange obscene text messages. Chief Inspector Mark Brew, in charge of 100 officers of the Merseyside's Matrix anti-gun unit, was dismissed for gross misconduct, the Daily Mail reported. A disciplinary hearing was told how Brew left a junior officer in charge of a conference while he went for a sex session with a married lover.

2. US woman tears boyfriend's genitals

LONDON: A lovers' tiff in the US hurt a man quite badly as his agitated girlfriend tore his scrotum after bursting into his home. Christina Reber, 43, is claimed to have marched into her former partner's home and grabbed hold of his genitalia and squeezed "as hard as she could", leaving the 57-year-old with a long and wide tear to his scrotum in the US city of Muncie in Indiana.

3. Man divorces wife over breast enhancement

BEIJING: A man in China has divorced his wife for using a breast enhancement gel while blaming her steroid injections for causing their daughter's cerebral palsy, a disorder that can involve brain and nervous system functions. Zhou Shaoping, 40, from Anhui province, said she spent 5,000 yuan (about $750) having the product Amazingel injected in 2003 at a clinic. After being divorced by her husband, she said she had thought having bigger breasts could gain her more attention from men.

4. British scientist fathered 600 children?

LONDON: A British scientist may have fathered up to 600 children at a controversial London fertility clinic which he set up in the 1940s with his wife. Wiesner is believed to have been one of the primary donors for the Barton Clinic, which helped women conceive around 1,500 babies, between the early 1940s and the mid-1960s.

5. Woman finds maggots in Qantas snack

MELBOURNE: An Australian woman on Monday said how she was horrified to discover live maggots in a snack she was eating while on a Qantas flight from Los Angeles to Melbourne. "It tasted strange, and I turned the light on and looked at the rest of the packet, and just started seeing maggots coming out of it everywhere," Cleven, 42, told Melbourne's Herald-Sun newspaper.