Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Shutting the Old Girl Down

This blogger is taking his act (and his sometimes popular wife) down to Caracas, Venezuela this holiday season. I don't know the extent to which I'll be posting in the dwindling days of '10, so I'll get this out of the way right now:

McBone List of Boycotted Substances

The Legend of Stabbone and McGraw

In 1967 the world's most powerful criminal super-genius, Stabbone, stole ten trillion dollars worth of gold boullion. Police, baffled as to the whereabouts of Stabbone's purported impenetrable underground lair, called on top investigator Rock McGraw to crack the case. Working tirelessly day after day, McGraw eventually tracked Stabbone to an abandoned latex mask factory. While McGraw radioed the boys for backup, Stabbone made his daring escape. In the chaos that ensued, both disappeared. Thirty years later, the case of Stabbone and McGraw remains a mystery, though some say that McGraw remains undercover, in relentless pursuit of his evil arch-nemesis.