Trisha Paytas is a former stripper and current YouTube star (her GrindhouseBarbie channel has racked up nearly 100 million views), who also holds the distinction of being the world’s fastest talker, with 710 words spoken in 54 seconds. She recently watched a video about a woman who’s auctioning off her virginity, when she came up with an idea: she hasn’t had sex in three years, so why not ask Burt Reynolds to take her born-again virginity…again?

Watch her video about being Christian and mastubation being a sin. You’ll want to punch your computer. Then look up her partially NSFW pics online, then decide if you want to sin or punch your computer again.