Ashley Olsen Angry At Her Twin Sister Mary-Kate For Dating A Man Almost Old Enough To Be Their Grandfather

A recent photo of Mary-Kate Olsen's rescue cat which she named "Cash Kitty."

NEW YORK CITY - For most of their lives the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley have pretty much agreed on everything from acting to fashion designing and from salad ingredient choices to their favorite American Idol contestant.

The 25-year-old twins both love the color atomic turquoise, they both love the TNT show The Closer, and they both consider the number 217 to be their lucky number.

But recently there has been a bit of friction between the pixie little twins concerning M-K's May-December relationship with the much older Olivier Sarkozy, 42.

According to Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk, Mary-Kate is not one bit happy at the fact that her sister is dating a man who is old enough to be their grandfather.

The old relic, as Ryan Seacrest calls Olivier, is the half brother of the former president of France Nicolas Sarkozy.

Olivier, who is 42, told Miss Chipotle that he feels as if he is only 32. The BPT reporter did not tell him but she later stated in her on-the-air report that Sarkozy may be 42, and feel 32, but he looks 62.

She pointed out that together the two look a whole lot sillier than Ashton Kutcher did when he was out with his "Cougar Mama" Demi Moore and when Jennifer Lopez was out with her "Boy Toy" Caspar Smart.

Mary-Kate told Miss Chipotle that she loves the fact that Olivier knows the first names of all of the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Animals, Led Zeppelin, and the Who.

Sarkozy remarked that he is positively amazed that Mary-Kate is worth $70 million.

He added that love has no age limit and that he loves M-K just as if she was a much older, mature, experienced woman of 42.

Mary-Kate says that she loves it when Ollie, as she calls him, buys her ice cream and M&Ms and tells her that she is much, much prettier than Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, and Demi Lovato all put together.

When Mr. Sarkozy was asked by Miss Chipotle if he hears wedding bells in their future he took a small drink from his bottle of Geritol, grinned from ear-to-ear, and asked, "Let me put it this way Chippy. Is the Mediterrean Sea wet?"

SIDENOTE: The couple who certainly appear to be as happy as two termites in a pencil factory told Miss Chipotle that they are planning on getting matching bumblebee tattoos within a few days.

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