I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...

Question -

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am

Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.

Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am

Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.

World of Warcraft -

Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm

And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.

Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm

You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.

Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am

auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked

Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:05 pm

oh yeah....

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:39 pm

True dat....5L

LAUNDRY -

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:45 pm

The ph**o used is inaccurate. Everyone knows that Laundry is women's work. (Yes, I'm joking!)

mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:40 am

Stole it---ran it up a flagpole and all that!

mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:39 am

----f-ing symbol fairie! Haven't seen 'Hal', but Uncle and 2 aunts in frats---heard the stories!!! HAHAHAHA! Chicks are worse---MUCH worse! They're just better at keeping it quiet! LOL! I don't miss the mankini! 1 of my aunts has one as a trophy! -----

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:39 pm

Worse... Ever see the th*** in "Shallow Hal"?

mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:13 am

The frat? You're in college--- yup! you'd never live it down, NEVER! Especially if they were 'granny panties'! LOL!

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 6:46 am

i told her: Make-SURE the dryer is EMPTY when she's done! Gawd!what if I waited until I got back to the frat to fold them? I'd never be able to live it down!

mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 5:58 am

NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:13 am

I just did a big bin's worth while watching the latest Bond film. Nothing like watching "Spectre" while washing, drying & folding various shirts, socks & panti--Wait, how'd these get in here? Dammit, Mom!

rerun - January 13, 2016, 7:44 pm

Knock off the comments & abusive tone guys (you two seasoned vets know better). If you don't like a poster, low or no vote it. To tear apart the contributor isn't acceptable. I hope I am very clear on this.

steve1961 - January 13, 2016, 2:42 pm

Wow...I never thought I'd be the voice of reason but you guys all need to take it down a notch. LOL Go do some laundry.

Greeny - January 13, 2016, 1:59 pm

mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 1:50 pm

The comments section of the forum is for commenting on the poster, not for complaining about the site. What the 2 of you did was wrong. Greeny opened the door, you followed him. What the 2 of you did was wrong.

GaryO - January 13, 2016, 11:10 am

Yer still on spin cycle? Apologize to Meenie for your last misdirected rant. That’s what should be on yer agenda...whats the word you use?...ah, yes...’lint’, this is boring lint. Like you say, take it to the forum. Everybody else has moved on

mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 10:32 am

It is WRONG to use someone's poster as a medium to vent complaints against the site. My complaint is against BOTH of you.

GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:55 pm

Now, as for retribution, I think YOU! owe Meenie (a very very good Motifaker) an acceptance of his apology fter your little misdirected tirade last time..IF...he’s still here...

GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:53 pm

Ease up on the histrionics. Yer all over the board. Just less ‘fluff’. You might find quality over quantity beats hell outta ‘spending hours’ on ‘lame jokes’...we sure would. (you’ve made good posters, so I know it’s possible)

GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:52 pm

‘This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!’ whaddaya suggest, the internet rack?

GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:51 pm

Rant? Flame? Geeezus, for someone who portrays themselves as life seasoned and salty, you sure come apart at the seams with little tugging..(#179884...Planter’s, no salt).

Greeny - January 12, 2016, 3:43 pm

I turned it into a rant? Prior to this post the word count stands at 84 for me & your word count is 373...

mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:37 pm

I will not allow myself or my work to be used in this way. An individual should not be at the receiving end of the groups frustration with the site. What you and Gary O did was WRONG!!!!

mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:29 pm

you turned it into a rant against the quality of the site, you opened the door for others to participate and turn it into a free-for-all to insult and degrade my poster for whomever has a gripe about the site, using my poster and myself as the scapegoat--

mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:15 pm

grievances with the site is wrong! It turns your issues with the quality of the site into a personal attack against the maker of the poster. Proof that I'm right--there are no suggestions on how to improve this poster or any I make in the future. When--

mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:08 pm

The poster isn't 5L, but its not crap either. Its obvious that you don't understand the references being used. Your issues with the mods, quality of the site, blong on the forum or make a poster. To turn someone's poster into a venue for airing your-----

Greeny - January 12, 2016, 12:39 pm

Calm down pretty please - I'm only interested in the quality standards of this site, not uncorking your bottle.

mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 12:09 pm

NO!!!! You do NOT have the right to take your frustration with the site out on one of my posters!!!! Use the forum!!! By doing this, you have turned your frustration with the site into a personal attack. This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!

GaryO - January 11, 2016, 11:08 pm

thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:03 pm

feel free dearest to create whatever you please . its good to be the king and I have your permission to say so....lol

thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:01 pm

I as a male appreciate the humor of it ... love that movie. but then again I might be "limited" lol or maybe I just have a broader appreciation of humor in all its many splendid colors.

GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:17 pm

dammmmm, oh well, might as well make this poster a sounding board since the door was opened. 393 users on line today....24,450 users on line two years ago. Yes, its becoming a very limited audience

Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:05 pm

You don't get it - calling a crap poster fit for "limited audience" is sidestepping the problem. Scrolling through limited audience posters is not what we are here for. They should stop altogether.

GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:00 pm

ah, 'comedic gold'...I see

mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:50 pm

Greeny is correct about the ph**o. This is a calendar poster so I had to use a picture that is a little more pixilated than I like. The guy's expression is perfect and the fact that he's overwhelmed by 2 small loads is comedic gold!

GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:19 pm

to wit

mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:17 pm

Limited audience is not an admission of mediocrity. It means that I understand and accept that a lot of people won't appreciate the humor. Its the same as if this were a Xanth poster. Dated, funny if you understand it, makes no sense at all if you don't.

GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:05 pm

If you create, create your best. Admitted mediocre is both an open door and an escape hatch...a lame excuse. Risk much. It’s a greater benefit....to everyone.

mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 8:26 pm

Due to the fact that this isn't the first poster I've made that has a limited audience, I'm sure it will. Please feel free to express your opinion when it does. I respect someone who bucks the crowd to say what they think needs to be said.(no sarcasm)

Greeny - January 11, 2016, 8:12 pm

Let us hope it never happens again

mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 6:38 pm

Thanks for your honesty Greeny. Its a lame joke and the joke is at least 10 years old, but its still one of my favorites. I realized that the poster was going to have limited appeal when I made it. Thanks again for your honesty.

Greeny - January 11, 2016, 3:05 pm

1L poster. I cannot vote 1L, but I can say 1L. Crap picture and the wording contains little thought. It's sad to see this approved.

CANADA - October 28, 2009, 4:03 pm

get lots of them here!

ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am

I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.

C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm

Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed?
OH DARWIN that feels good

dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm

I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism.
Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.

z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm

Must be all that swearing.

NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm

...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.

FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm

nobody caring doesn't make it not true

Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm

Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?

FIELD TRIPS -

Sean - November 13, 2010, 5:21 pm

I remember that day. The short bus was in the shop.

culos - November 1, 2010, 6:23 pm

I spent too much time playin wife on many nights. Four months ago you promised me by now I'd have my wedding ring You've shown no committment to me, I cannot blame you for using me If I continue to let this be Cause shacking with a man just ain't me.

SARAH PALIN - Ignore the fact that I supported the "Bridge to Nowhere" through 2006 and into 2007. McCain/Palin '08!

WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:56 am

She proved that she knows (intelligent people know when to use the right word, dumbass) more about national security than Pres Obama and VP Biden combined. If losers like you would shut up long enough to listen instead of attack you might learn something.

YIE - May 10, 2009, 8:49 pm

She is proud to be a no nothing, devisive, un intelligent, idiotic, imbecile....and the republi****s wonder why they lost! BWAAAAAAH!

Bizarre Trivia -

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm

And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm

Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.

Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm

Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am

That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm

Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?

Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm

pay a penalty, not be a penalty

Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm

I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help

steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm

the primary goal.

steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm

Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is

rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm

Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?

steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm

None...if you are getting a refund...

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm

Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?

MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am

Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.