Yeah, they experience a brief weird alien invasion, but are on their way in an hour or so. And the elk was fine, I was driving very slowly up the drive and he was moving very quickly across it, so I just got to see him.

Vez, please tell me this picture is very current so I can be in awe of the fact that you've kept a 10 year old photo of Alyson Hannigan up on your wall.

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

I ask because I had ingested a large amount of drugs over the course of the night prior to taking this photo, and wanted to check whether it was safe to put on FB, where my identity (and profession) is more obvious.

_________________"Garth, marriage is punishment for stealing in some countries." - Wayne Campbell

If you'd been there you could have! But she's out being happy in the wild now. They caught another today, I saw a herd of wild horses, and an elk ran out in front of my car. My life has taken a turn for the interesting, for sure.

My awesome x-mas outfit. Things you can't tell: The shirt is actually a light green and white stripe; one of the buttons is very 1970's hallmark-lookign cute animals singing 'falalalala'; one of the buttons is an antique pekingese button; and the other is an awesome cheesy craft-supplies bird with shiny red and green balls and sticks attached.