No Place in NYC Sexts More Than This Bensonhurst Junior High School

Reports of teens sexting each otehr have been grossly exaggerated by most news outlets, keeping alive a long tradition of fear-mongering with regards to young adults that includes hits like rainbow parties and vodka tampons.

But the students of Edward B. Shallow Junior High School in Bensonhurst want you to know that they're doing their best to prove the media right. A staggering 32 students were suspended for sexting last year, setting Shallow as the school to beat in the race for dirtiest cell phone use. Keep crushing.