Friday, October 2, 2009

LMFAO Friday ~ Swine Flu Week Two Edition

Yes, week two of bleep-bleepedy-bleep-bleep-bleepin' Swine Flu. But on the upside, Sam's sister came by yesterday with his TV and coffee pot and some other stuff from the storage unit, so he's officially stopped drinking up my coffee. Proof that there is a God... and that God likes Sam.Hubby not so much, cause I'm totally ready to kill him, but that's old news, so I won't even bother elaborating this time.My lungs are still congested. I'm still so wheezy that I couldn't sneak up on a deaf person, and therefore, by extension, I'm still friggin' exhausted and sleeping all kinds of weird hours. Let me put it to y'all this way; if my immune system was a car, it'd be a 12 year old Yugo.So enough of my personal wah-biddy-wah-wahs... Let's get to LMFAO Friday!

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MOM! Shut Up!

I am guided by my relationship with God...and I cuss, smoke, and drink on occasion. I am common sense and crazy. I can tell you what's wrong with American society, but can't get my own housework done. Yin. Yang. I like to think of it as well-rounded balance.