The Eight Bans of the World

The rules are as follows:
You must ban the person above you. (Possibly multiple people above you, if you're feeling especially adventurous.)
No double-posting, but that's more of a forum-wide rule than one specific to this topic.
Above all, Ace, DON'T break this thread.

(That last note is entirely necessary and will likely be included in all future installments of this game, so long as I'm the threads' creator.)