A guide: what you need to know about girls

If you’ve gotta girl this may be in your MOST interest to read this. A guide on girls, Everything you need to know Even why they get mad at absolutely nothing.. Am I right tho? We cry for no reason And we’re SO dramatic We happy dance when you give us food And we’re hopeless romantics. No, seriously, we have the biggest hearts out there, But also get big attitudes and moods, I swear This is no joke This is not a drill You better run Just don’t give her that look like “are you mentally ill?” We will say things we don’t mean Like “I hate you” and “Leave!” But I promise just stay and comfort us, please But do you want to know the secret to us? When we get in a mood or have an attitude Don’t give up , and please include… Flowers Ice cream or candy will do Sweet talking is always good to, We like to hear sweet things, To know that you care as much as we do Also DON’T FORGET an important one Hugs and kisses, and an “I love you too” We love being spoiled although we may deny it But to admit We love it We may say “don’t worry about it one bit” or “ no, it’s okay, i’ll get it” We like surprises and dinner dates Like “dress nice and i’ll pick you up at 8” Also spending quality time together Like we’re stuck together like super glue Even if it’s only for a few We over exaggerate, Like saying “I’m gonna die!’ “I haven’t had food since like uh.. July!” And don’t get us started about how tired we are, Because we will just say “I’m about to fall over because I’m so tired” “I think I got .2 hours of sleep out of the 8 required” If were ever in a mood All you ever have to do is honestly just give us food I promise you that we will waltz around the room Twirling in circles and jumping in the air As if we had just won the gold medal for figure skating somewhere We will be so giggly like a child Who just got their favorite toy from their favorite store aisle. So overall were not hard to please, We can just be complicated, moody, stubborn, dramatic, and drama queens

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