I offer to write your forum nickname or other such in a funky graffiti style that will leave your friends all "OMG WTF, WHY ARE YOU SO COOL ALL OF A SUDDEN??" and your mother may be all "OMG WTF, ARE YOU LIKE A GANGSTER NOW??" And your father might be all "OMG WTF, I AM SMOKING A PIPE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT REAL FATHERS DO" etc.

The endlessness is possible, here is an example of what I can do:

I will do it in a couple of different styles maybe, so you can choose the one you like.