Aug 30 Encounter with a fan

Adoring female fan: I don't mean to bother you, but aren't you Roosevelt Franklin from The Franklin Chronicles?

Me: Why yes I am.

Adoring female fan: Wow! I just wanted to let you know I absolutely LOVE your blog! I'm really impressed with how it manages to be light-hearted in one moment and then really kind of profound in the next. How do you do that?

Me (distractedly): ...Huh, wha...Oh I'm sorry. I was just thinking about boobs.

Adoring female fan: I beg your pardon...Why would you be thinking about boobs?