As many of you may or may not know, Kansas University and Missouri University have a BIG rivalry. Almost a big as Duke/UNC. Well here's a joke for you....

The Surgeon General is mandating that all sunflower seed companies place a new warning on their packages. It reads: "Please limit the number of sunflower seeds you place in your mouth to 20 due to the increased chances of choking. If you're a Jayhawk fan, no more than 10, because you've proven you can't handle 11 seeds."

__________________...and on that day when my strength is failing, the end draws near and my times has come, still my soul will sing Your praise unending, ten thousand years and then forevermore!