my chafing arse....

Been working outside all day today in 30'C heat. (started on the build for the Oktoberfest, if you're interested) and despite wearing shorts in a bid to stay cool my sweaty arse cheeks have been rubbing themselves against each other. Had a cool shower and even talced my crack, but walking to the pub has been a rather uncomfortable and unpleasant experience.

Hydrocortisone cream; you can probably buy it from the corner shop in that foreign, use that overnight to damp down the inflammation and chafing, then use lots of moisturising cream. Also use some babywipes at intervals during the day to clean off the salt; that's what causes the chafing as it dries into crystals.

..and to those of you turning your noses up at the detail; one day you might need similar advice, but be too overcome with emotion to ask about it; 'ave a word.

The only answer is a Vaseline. It's not nice when it happens but every time I feel a bit of soreness down there a little bit of vas not only allows the cheeks free movement but also protects the skin and allows it to heal.

Ah yes, the joy of chefs arse. After many years in catering I found the a 2 pronged approach worked.
1. The preparation. As mentioned, Sudacreme in the evening, a bloody good scrub first thing and more Sudacreme in the day, reapply as needed.
2. Clothing. For me, the only thing that helped was a pair of Lycra shorts (not padded obviously) under your normal shorts and some breathable boxers.