Wumbo’s Unpredictable R2D

Hello All! Here today I have Roll 2 Dodge for you, with a little bit of a twist. The twist is, I have a d20, and every turn, I will roll this d20, and it will change the game in some way! A list of each roll will be provided at the end. In this R2D, PvP is allowed. Your action will be rolled with a d6. The rolls are as follows:

1: Critical Failure
2: Failure, with a minor penalty
3: Failure/No result, no penalty
4: You did the thing
5: You did the thing well, with an added benefit
6: Critical Success

If you have a modifier such as a +1 and you roll a 6, you will get a 1. If you roll a -1 on a 1, you will get a 6. Capiche?

There will be 6 players for this R2D. You can be anyone/thing you want, be it forumer, celebrity, OC, I don’t care. All I ask is that when you submit your player, you provide:

•A name/who you are
•A little about yourself
•One item you want to spawn with

The list of d20 rolls is below. I’d like to stress that unless indicated/implied otherwise, the d20 roll will be affecting the turn it is posted with, not the following one.

The D20 Rolls:

Spoiler:

1. Desert/Sandstorm (3 turns)
2. Tundra/Blizzard (3 turns)
3. Zero Gravity (3 turns)
4. Damage Reflection (Damage Inflicted becomes Damage Taken)
5. Quick Time Event! (Every active thing you do in your turn has to be rolled for)
6. Time Travel! (Sends everyone to a certain time period, permanent until next time travel)
7. Poetry Slam! (Your roll must be in the form of a poem. The better the poem, the better modifier I will give it.)
8. Merchant (You will have opportunity to trade whatever items you may have from a selection that the merchant has. You don’t have to waste your turn on what you want to trade for, it’s a separate roll.)
9. Whose Roll Is It, Anyway? (You get to roll for another player! I will tell you who you will be rolling for.)
10. Dion Approaches (Anyone who manages to best Dion in combat gets guaranteed roll of 5 on their next action)
11. Animal House (Everyone is transformed into an animal for 3 turns. I will use Wikipedia’s random page feature to determine who becomes what)
12. Location Swap (Everyone swaps locations with another player)
13. No Changes This Turn
14. Go for Two (Two Modifiers are rolled)
15. Inverted Dice (Your roll becomes inverted. 1 becomes 6, 2 becomes 5, 3 becomes 4, you get it.)
16. Trivial Pursuit (I give each player a trivia question about anything. An incorrect answer gives -1 to your roll (+1 if you roll a 6))
17. No Changes This Turn
18. Heroes Never Die! (Everyone’s health is restored, dead characters resurrect)
19. Die! Die! Die! (Everyone loses half their current health)
20. W for Wumbo (I make your roll as ridiculous as I can think of)

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Bonesaw (Juiz) with a bonesaw: 40/50hp

Trans-Lesbian Farmer (Janet) with a pitchfork: 50/50hp

Shinmyoumaru Sukuna (Faker) with a Miracle Mallet: 50/50hp

Mr. Beast (Turtlesauce) with $100k: 50/50hp

T-Series (Moonjik) with camera equipment: 50/50hp

Last edited by Wumbo; 12-27-2018 at 01:50 PM.

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Sambama

Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!

[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*

Originally Posted by Sambama

Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit

Originally Posted by ERBoH

All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

"You mean OUR family tree,"

"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

"Oh."

Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe

I think my lung just collapsed again.

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Wumbo

"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME

'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room

ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION

Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned

Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally Posted by Yackerz

Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide

September 2014 Member of the Month
December 2014 Member of the Month
ERBoH.com's 2014 Artist of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2014 Member of the Year
February 2016 Member of the Month
ERBoH.com's 2016 Staff Member of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Chatter of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Most Active User of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Meme of the Year (SEX PONIES)
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best REWF of the Year (Juiz vs Helioptle)
ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Username of the Year (Hugh Mungus)

le epic maymays xdd:

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad

Originally Posted by Dion

This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Samilton

juiz is a revolutionary

Originally Posted by Dion

get cancer

Originally Posted by Samilton

They're called Japanese people, Juiz

Originally Posted by Gika

The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.

Originally Posted by Sans

do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus

Originally Posted by Rocket

sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

and the people say you suck

Originally Posted by sane

"Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.

Originally Posted by YellowNerd

I love juiz more than his girlfriend does

Originally Posted by sane

My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.

Originally Posted by sane

this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life

Originally Posted by Brad

Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.

Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!

[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*

Originally Posted by Sambama

Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit

Originally Posted by ERBoH

All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

"You mean OUR family tree,"

"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

"Oh."

Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe

I think my lung just collapsed again.

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Wumbo

"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME

'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room

ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION

Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned

Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally Posted by Yackerz

Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide

September 2014 Member of the Month
December 2014 Member of the Month
ERBoH.com's 2014 Artist of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2014 Member of the Year
February 2016 Member of the Month
ERBoH.com's 2016 Staff Member of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Chatter of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Most Active User of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Meme of the Year (SEX PONIES)
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best REWF of the Year (Juiz vs Helioptle)
ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Username of the Year (Hugh Mungus)

le epic maymays xdd:

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Rocket

Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad

Originally Posted by Dion

This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Samilton

juiz is a revolutionary

Originally Posted by Dion

get cancer

Originally Posted by Samilton

They're called Japanese people, Juiz

Originally Posted by Gika

The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.

Originally Posted by Sans

do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus

Originally Posted by Rocket

sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

and the people say you suck

Originally Posted by sane

"Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.

Originally Posted by YellowNerd

I love juiz more than his girlfriend does

Originally Posted by sane

My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.

Originally Posted by sane

this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life

Originally Posted by Brad

Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.

Name: Shinmyoumaru SukunaWeapon: Miracle MalletAbout Her: Smol inchling girl who flies around in a bowl and has a small saucer for a hat. With her hammer she can either make things grow by hitting them with it (she can make herself about as big as a human child), or grant wishes. Though the wishes always come with some sort of consequence.

Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!

[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*

Originally Posted by Sambama

Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit

Originally Posted by ERBoH

All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

"You mean OUR family tree,"

"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

"Oh."

Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe

I think my lung just collapsed again.

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Wumbo

"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME

'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room

ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION

Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned

Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally Posted by Yackerz

Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide