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Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.Interviewer: To the impossible?Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.Lily: The possimpible? Really?Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and visionâ€”Visitivity

Barney: Lottery girl's on.Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.Barney: Check it out, I made a little game.Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19,Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.Lotto Girl: 53,Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.Lotto Girl: 22,Barney: Age you claim you are.Lotto Girl: 31,Barney: Age you actually are.Lotto Girl: 45,Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is...Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!