My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the lab, Dr. Sis asked My Sister’s Minions where periodic acid comes from? One of My Sister’s Minions raised their hand, “it’s the acid from boiling down all of the old periodic tables”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day in the cafe a man was pointed out by My Sister’s Colleague to Dr. Sis. “Oh, that’s the new buyer that was hired by the finance department! He’s a buy-ologist.”…

My Sister is a Marine Biologist. One day while walking the hall, My Sister’s Colleague and Dr. Sis passed by a group of statisticians. My Sister’s Colleague leaned into Dr. Sis, “Statisticians do it with large numbers”…