10 hilarious Instagram accounts you must follow

As if you don't already spend enough time trawling the interwebz

Instagram isn’t just about #foodporn. Or douchebags and yoginis stretching their dad’s deep pockets and hot bodies (respectively, or not) for those 10,000 likes.

Make some space in your ‘following’ list — forget about those supermodels who’ll always be out of your league regardless of how many heart emoji you send them — for these politically-incorrect, often offensive meme-spouting geniuses. #NSFW

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We should break up

Number of followers: 444K

Bio: REAL relationships with REALLY bad problems.

What’s on it: A bunch of Whatsapp/iMessage screenshots of relationships going south. Kinda like that time you told your bae you can’t wait to rip her clothes off and she responded with, “Can we go to McDonald’s first?” Bonus: None of this is made up.

My day with Leo

Number of followers: 154K

Bio: Hit me if you/wanna do/something cool

What’s on it: Celebrities photographed in embarrassing situations. Or atleast their cutouts superimposed in improbable ones. Such as a Nicolas Cage showing off his sexy legs in hot pants while reading a book. Or Kanye as a hot girl kissing Kanye as a hot girl on a beach. Or Mona Lisa as a sneakers-wearing, midriff and middle finger-showing babe hangin’ downtown. Boredom clearly has its advantages.

Satiregram

Number of followers: 124K

Bio: The epitome of a typical Instagram user

What’s on it: Everything you can expect from a typical Instagram user’s account: “A close-up shot of a flower”, “an obligatory shot of my Starbucks coffee cup in the cupholder of my car because I’m going to work”, “a picture of my rolled-up yoga mat inside of my red Lululemon tote bag because I’m at the gym right now…” Except, the ’grams are yellow post-its with these words written on them. Get it? No? Then this next one might be tougher.

Texts from your existentialist

Number of followers: 40.2K

Bio: “Nietzsche all on your mouth like liquor.”

What’s on it: Memes that combine art and philosophical jargon to create everyday hilarity. Sample the Jean Francois Millet classic painting, The Angelus, superimposed with a speech bubble that reads, “I’m gonna swipe right to see if our depressions are compatible” — and you’ll know what we mean. Safe to just smile wryly and not ROFL when you read these.

The fat Jewish

Followers: 4.9m

Bio: You can’t get an STD if you never get tested.

What’s on it: The everyday wisdom of every Instagrammer’s favourite goofball-turned-entrepreneur as he romps about NYC. These include everything from selfies (he’s a fat bearded tatted mofo and proud of it) in weird positions, memes and funny original videos that will have you convinced that ‘Shrek body is the new wave’ and that LGBT legality in the US is great news because Kanye West can finally marry himself. Speaking of whom…

Kanye doing things

Followers: 562K

Bio: Do they need one?

What’s on it: The life and times of Yeezus chronicled diligently, one Instagram at a time. The captions all state exactly what he’s doing in these photos. Think it’s just another celeb-fan account? Look again — and see if you can stop yourself from laughing every time Kanye goes to sleep at a film screening or realizes he’s been spotted by a camera in public.

It’s Stevie Wonder

Followers: 54.4K

Bio: Professional Button Pusher, HA! A small piece of my life shared from my point of view

What’s on it: Possibly the meanest of this lot of funny-bunnies is this fake Stevie Wonder account that has posted 111 blacked-out images. Read the abstract captions – “The BEST way to jump in to the week….#dontbejealous #MYMonday #betterthanyours” – and you’ll know the joke’s on us.

Miserable men

Followers: 179k

Bio: Men that went shopping. It’s a global epidemic.

What’s on it: Exactly that – images of men who’ve, to paraphrase that bio, been dragged to the mall against their will. Look at that gentleman dozing on the sofa, that dude passed out next to the mannequins, and another flipping the bird to the photographer who espied him, bored to death, in the ladies section. And laugh, because you know you’ve been there — and will, most likely, revisit these dark places again.

Fly art productions

Followers: 25K

Bio: Rap lyrics on paintings

What’s on it: Pretty self-explanatory, that description. Mashups are always fun, especially when it’s outrageous and offensive (to those looking to be offended) like this. Jesus’ groupies sing “Flacko where ya been” from A$AP Rocky’s “Excuse Me”, while Goya’s Maria Teresa channels Jay-Z and Kanye West when she sings “Last week I was in my other other Benz” while cantering about on her pretty horsie.

OMG literally dead

Followers: 281K

Bio: Baes gonna bae.

What’s on it: The life and times of Skellie, a female skeleton who dresses up and does froyo with her besties and spa days with her mum and skelfies with celebrities. It’s all very wonderfully weird. No girl on Tinder will ever seem, er, undateable after this.