The Missionary Position of Masturbation It’s as vanilla as jilling off can be, however it’s successful in any case. Lying on your back, or on your front, or on your knees… the procedure is the same. Utilize some lube so you don’t take a layer of skin off, and follow the eights to your heart’s substance. Occupation done. Nonetheless, even with this most essential approach to arrive, there are in fact minor departure from a subject. For example, rather than simply playing teddy bear’s excursion with your clitoris—you know, “all around the garden, similar to a teddy bear”— make like [More]

Lauren Sivan, 39 – a journalist who accused Harvey Weinstein, 65, of sexual misconduct – opened up to Megyn Kelly, 46, about the troubling incident. In a shocking tell-all, Sivan told the Today host that Weinstein cornered her in a restaurant he owned and started masturbating in front of her. “He immediately exposed himself, and began pleasuring himself and I just stood there dumbfounded,” said the reporter. “I was so shocked. I could not believe what I was witnessing. It was disgusting and kind of pathetic really.” “He cornered me in this vestibule. He leaned in and tried to kiss me, which I [More]

During the San Diego Chargers game against the Oakland Raiders, a security guard was caught masturbating during a performance by Chargers cheerleaders. The footage caught on a cell phone quickly circulated, prompting the team to quickly state that the guard is not directly employed by the Chargers or the NFL, who is currently investigating the situation. The guard’s employer, Elite Security, released a statement and apology, and the guard has been canned, obviously, but we can’t help but be amazed at the lack of tact. What do you make of this? Let’s have an ‘L’ party and roast this cat [More]