I’m not only the slot receiver, but I’m also a client

In the race to sign Wes Welker, it was the Broncos by a hair. At least that’s the way Rhode Island-based hair transplant expert Dr. Ryan Welter sees it. The good doctor told GoLocalProv.com, a Rhode Island news website, that Welker bolted New England for Denver because he was embarrassed when the doctor who performed his hair transplant surgery a year ago trotted Welker out in a number of ads for his business.

“Privacy is important and when you tell the world that you had a transplant, that’s a lot of pressure to put out there for everyone to see when the helmet is off,” Dr. Welter said. “Better get it right the first time. I just hope the added pressure didn’t affect his decision (to leave).”

Hair or hairless, it matters not, as long as the ball gets in the end zone