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Friday, January 31, 2014

“Jack
Sports Interviews Legends” is a new short story series where legendary
KWE/BWC wrestling announcer Jack Sports interviews KWE/BWC wrestlers. “Jack
Sports Interviews Legends” lets you learn more about KWE/BWC wrestlers
lives outside of the ring. See a wrestler’s mindset and learn more about the
wrestlers themselves. Also “Jack Sports Interviews Legends” is co-hosted
by Alex Norman. If you just want to learn what makes a KWE/BWC wrestler
legendary, evil, forgettable, a hero, a loser or anything else about them as an
individual read “Jack Sports Interviews Legends” when it comes out very
soon!

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

“Hello,
I’m Jack Sports and my co-commentator
is my own brother Larry Sports, so together we’re the Sports brothers and we
welcome you to the first KWE/BWC wrestling show, today’s matches include a
KWE/BWC Legends Battle Royal, Kazam vs.Smasher
Dasher forKWE/BWC Championship, and our main event Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly vs. Dean Deathlock in
an extreme rules match,” yelled Jack Sports. “Boy it’s great to be working with
my brother and now the two greatest wrestling organizations are now one…so the
best talent is in one place…here at the KWE/BWC,” yelled Larry Sports. Now we
see “The Legendary Announcer” Bobby Daniels walking down to the ring wearing
a referee’s uniform. “It looks like the special guest referee in the KWE/BWC
Legends Battle Royal is none other than legendary announcer Bobby Daniels,”
yelled Larry Sports. Now we see Mr.
Safari, Poor Petey, Grasshopper Gus, The Banana Guy, Reaper’s Clone, Mr. Icon, Mr.
Hero, Ojay the Giant, “The Rich Bitch” Fatty Sammy, Sgt. Smash, Kevin McOtto,
Lucky, and The Champ are walking down to the ring in a straight line at the
same time. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Mr. Safari threw Grasshopper Gus
out of the ring and Ojay the Giant threw Lucky out of the ring. Fatty Sammy
threw The Banana Guy out of the ring while Kevin McOtto performed a piledriver
on The Champ. Poor Petey fell over the top rope and thus eliminated himself.
Mr. Icon preformed a clothesline on Mr. Hero and Mr. Hero was soon eliminated.
Sgt. Smash threw Reaper’s Clone out of the ring. Ojay the Giant eliminated both
Mr. Icon and Mr. Safari out of the ring with a double chokeslam. Fatty Sammy
eliminated both Sgt. Smash and The Champ with a double clothesline. Ojay the
Giant eliminated Fatty Sammy by pushing her over the top rope. Kevin McOtto
then kicked Ojay the Giant in the nuts and Kevin McOtto pushed Ojay the Giant over
the top rope. Kevin McOtto soon won the KWE/BWC Legends Battle Royal. Bobby
Daniels then raised Kevin McOtto’s hand in victory. “Wow Kevin McOtto won the
KWE/BWC Legends Battle Royal and it just shows that these legends can still
wrestle, well folks we have to take a quick break….but we’ll be back,” yelled
Jack Sports.

“Hello and welcome to KWE/BWC Crossfire, I’m Pete
“Mr. Gold” Manly, the chairman of the KWE, and with me is the chairman of KWE’s
rival company, “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr., and for one night only, BWC
and KWE is cross-promoting this event, so will see both BWC and KWE wrestlers
in the same ring,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “Yah, I can’t believe that me
and you are the color commentators for this pay-per-view, I mean we hate each
other, but we’ll be making a lot of money and that’s what matters,” yelled “Mr.
Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. “Now let’s start today’s big event with our first
match, it will be KWE wrestler Kazam vs. BWC wrestler Thrash,” yelled Pete “Mr.
Gold” Manly. “Man, Thrash may destroy another legend, and he’s the Icon
Assassin, and there’s no wrestler that is a true legend like Kazam,” yelled
“Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. Then we see Thrash walking down to the ring,
and then Kazam walked down to the ring. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell. Then
Thrash started punching Kazam, and then Thrash ran out of the ring. Thrash came
back to the ring with a chair. Thrash hit Kazam with the chair then pinned him.
“1, 2…,” yelled the referee. Then Kazam kicked out, and then he kicked Thrash
in the nuts. Then Kazam pinned Thrash. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the
referee. Then out of nowhere Dread came running down to the ring. Then Dread
picked up Kazam and threw him out of the ring. Then Thrash stood up, and then
Dread kicked Thrash in the nuts. Dread then threw Thrash out of the ring. “Wow,
I thought Dread and Thrash were best friends, what was that about,” yelled “Mr.
Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. “Well, it looks like you have a main event match
my friend, and it looks like Thrash didn’t kill another icon as well, well
let’s take a quick break,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. What will happen next?
Nobody knows!

“Hello and welcome
to the BWC, Butler Wrestling Corp, I’m Bobby
Daniels, and with me is my co-host Larry Sports, Now we have a special
announcement from the chairman the chairman of the Butler Wrestling Corp “Mr.
Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr.,” yelled Bobby Daniels. Then the chairman (“Mr.
Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr.) came walking down to the ring. “Hello and
welcome to the BWC, I have announcement about the newest member of the BWC
family, and a true legend of the wrestling business….,” yelled “Mr. Random”
Steven J. Butler, Jr. Then Mr. Safari came walking down to the ring. “Welcome
Mr. Safari, and what do you have to say,” yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler,
Jr. “I’m damn proud to be in the BWC, and now I want the top title, BWC
Championship,” yelled Mr. Safari. “I will give you that match, and it will be
you against Mac Machine, right now, and I’ll be the special guest referee”
yelled “Mr. Random” Steven J. Butler, Jr. “Now we’ll take a quick break,”
yelled Larry Sports. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

“Hello I’m Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly, I’m your color
commentator with my co-hosts Mr. Safari and Jack Sports, today’s matches are
The Champ vs. The Anchorman, and then it’s a match between Dread and King
Killer,” yelled Pete “Mr. Gold” Manly. “Man, I hate that The Champ is KWE
Champion, I hope Anchorman can kick his ass,” yelled Mr. Safari. Now it’s the
match between The Champ and The Anchorman. “Ding, ding, ding,” rang the bell.
Soon the Anchorman punched The Champ, and then The Champ hit The Anchorman with
a chair. Then The Champ pinned him. “1, 2, 3, ring the bell,” yelled the
referee. The Champ won the match, but then the arena was dark, and soon the
Evil Death Makers were in the ring. “Hello, I Mr. Unknown I’m here to say that
the Evil Death Makers are back together once again, but there is a traitor
among us, and his name is Freddy Fear, my own bodyguard, come out here Freddy,”
yelled Mr. Unknown. Then Freddy Fear came down to the ring, and soon The Champ
and Mr. Unknown started beating up Freddy Fear. Then Kazam kicked The Champ in
the nuts. “Why did you just do that, the Evil Death Makers are a team,” yelled
Mr. Unknown. “Well, I’m the real traitor, Kazam, the founding member of the
Evil Death Makers, and look out behind you,” yelled Kazam. Then BWK came
running down to the ring and hit Mr. Unknown with a chair. “The American Bad
Boys are back in business,” yelled BWK. Then BWK and Kazam hugged each other,
and then they left the ring. “Wow, the American Bad Boys are back together, and
now the Evil Death Makers have competition,” yelled Jack Sports. “Yah, Kazam
and BWK are once again friends, and now we’ll take a quick break,” yelled Mr.
Safari. What will happen next? Nobody knows!

Every New Year KWE/BWC has a special night where
they release a KWE/BWC wrestler from their KWE/BWC contract and that wrestler
will never work for the KWE/BWC again. And the best thing about it is that the
fans vote on what wrestler they want released from the KWE/BWC, so every New
Year’s Eve a KWE/BWC wrestler will be released from his KWE/BWC contract and
can never resign it!

“Goddiess
2014” is a new short story collection
featuring the continuing adventures of the lost god Goddiess. “Goddiess 2014” is about Goddiess
teaming up with mythical figures, historical figures and other “That Spells
Action Heroes” in many different
quests with one mysterious connection. Goddiess will team up with mythical
figures and historical figures like Joan of Arc, Jason and the Argonauts, Odysseus,
Perseus, Hercules, and Harry Houdini. Plus Goddiess’s old allies Ted Brook,Rob the Ogre,Doggiess, Professor Faun, Opie
the Centaur, Sobek, The Green Demon,Holy Death,Ozman and Lee will also aide Goddiess in his many
different quests. Goddiess will face familiar enemies like The Yellow Shogun,Red Rhino,Death Clown,Sator Wee, Ares,Hades,Devil Devil the Pig, Dean Deathlock,
Kraeoo and Chaos the Demon along with some new enemies. Can Goddiess save the
day once again? Read “Goddiess 2014” when it comes out very soon!

KWE/BWC Ring
Tales is KWE/BWC’s oldest wrestling show and is still on the air today. Many of
KWE/BWC’s top stars had made their debut on this show.

KWE/BWC Apocalypse!

KWE/BWC Apocalypse is KWE/BWC’s newest wrestling show, and all of its
matches are hardcore matches. People who love hardcore matches, will love
KWE/BWC Apocalypse.

KWE/BWC News Show!

KWE/BWC News Show is a wrestling news show, and it tells news about what
is happening in the KWE/BWC. And it is also a Sketch comedy show with funny
skits within the news show. And it is hosted by The Anchorman.

KWE/BWC
Hardcore!

KWE/BWC
Hardcore is a show that only shows hardcore matches, and sometimes has ladder
matches. KWE/BWC Hardcore is the best show for hardcore fans!

KWE/BWC
Slam!

KWE/BWC Slam
is BWC’s first show and is the home of many of BWC’s historical moments.
KWE/BWC Slam is on Wednesdays from 7:00pm-10:07pm.

Time for
Sports!

Time for
Sports is a talk show and a wrestling news show hosted by Larry Sports. Time
for Sports was originally on KWE/BWC Slam, but it soon became its own show. It
is on Sunday mornings from 5:00am-9:00am.

Mr.
Safari’s Jungle Show!

Mr. Safari’s
Jungle Show is a talk show hosted by Mr. Safari. It is on after KWE/BWC
Hardcore. It is co-hosted by Mr. Safari’s pets Rat the Rattlesnake and Little
Red.

“An
untitled two princesses and their annoying brother story” is about in
a faraway fairy tale kingdom live two beautiful princess sisters who share a special
bond and also one younger annoying brother. After the deaths of the king and
queen a.k.a. their parents, due to the younger annoying brother being the only
male in the family he inherits the royal throne but yet he wishes one of his
more responsible older sisters would be the next ruler of their kingdom even
though by royal rules they can’t be. Because this young prince isn’t power hungry
nor is he wanting to become a king…the young prince, his pet a talking miniature
schnauzer named Hogan, and his other pet a talking giraffe named Mandela run
away from home and after they run away his two loving older sisters go on a
quest to bring him home. During their quest to find their younger annoying
brother, the two older sisters must battle an evil dragon, two dim-witted
ogres, and a horrible harpy. While running away, the young prince battles a bunch
of giant spiders, deals with a con man leprechaun, befriends a group of barbarians,
and battles an army of living skeletons. Also throughout the story the three
siblings discover that each other them has a special magical power like the eldest
sister discovers she has the power to make ultrasonic screams, the middle
sister discovers that she has the power of precognition, and the young prince discovers
he has the power of probability manipulation. Plus, little do the three
siblings know is that they are being secretly watched by five evil witches who
want to kill them. Along the way the three siblings’ relationship grows stronger
and so does their love of each other. In the end, even though at times they may
not get along, they all learn that they all care about each other and that in
the end they are still a family! Will the two princess sisters succeed their quest
to bring their younger annoying brother home and will the younger annoying
brother discover his true destiny? Read “An untitled two princesses and
their annoying brother story” when it comes out very soon!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Fans of the
KWE/BWC unite! Are you a diehard wrestling fan then join the most awesome fan
club around. You get a season pass to the KWE/BWC Arena and see the action
anytime you feel like it. So be a fan today!

Soon our heroes were in the Florida Everglades and they went to
look for Frog Man. Our heroes soon found Frog Man but he looked different. “Are
you Frog Man,” asked Spy Lion. “I was, now I’m almost a frog creature,” said
Frog Man. “I saw old pictures of you, you looked like a man in a frog costume,
now you look like a frog, what happened,” said Midgetstine. “Well, after I ate
that radioactive frog food I gained the powers of a frog, but over time that
frog food turned me into a half-human and half-frog creature, all I want now is
to get rid of this curse, and I’m in hiding because of my monstrous form,” said
Frog Man. “But we need your help, we want you to join the heroes army,” said
Goddiess. “Look, I’m retired from crime fighting, but since I’m bored of
swimming I guess I’ll go with you,” said Frog Man. “Great, then I guess
we’ll…,” said Goddiess. Then from out of nowhere Turtle Man and Pelican King
appeared. “Look there they are, you guys are coming with us,” said Pelican
King. “Not if we can help it,” said Goddiess. Soon our heroes started fighting
Pelican King and Turtle Man. After a half-hour of fighting out heroes defeated
Pelican King and Turtle Man. “Alright now then let’s…,” said Goddiess. Then our
heroes heard a loud buzzing noise, they turned around and saw Purple Mosquito
& Green Mosquito. “Oh great, more freaks,” said Goddiess. Then our heroes
stared fighting Purple Mosquito & Green Mosquito. After another couple of
minutes of fighting our heroes defeated Purple Mosquito & Green Mosquito.
Soon Frog Man started eating Purple Mosquito & Green Mosquito. “That’s
nasty,” said Goddiess. “What, I’m half frog what do you expect,” said Frog Man.
“Alright, I guess the next hero on our list is Orangutan Man, now let’s head to
the rainforests of South America, because rumor has it he’s there,” said Spy
Lion. Soon Goddiess teleported our heroes to the rainforests of South America
to look for Orangutan Man. Can Goddiess and Spy Lion find enough superheroes to
join the heroes army? All we know is that the only person who can really save
the day is Max Storm, but he’s going to be hard to find!

Soon our heroes landed in the middle
of the Himalayas. “Why are we here,” asked Dr. Strong. “Because, I know some
people who can help us stop Long, they taught me everything I know about
fighting,” said Max Storm. “Are you sure we couldn’t just go to the military
for some help,” asked Dr. Laser. “I have a feeling our president is working for
Long, now go get your friends Mr. Storm,” said Goddiess. Then Max Storm left
the jet and he went to find the hideout of Veg, Chag, and Yeti. Veg, Chag, and
Yeti were not only the people who taught Max Storm some fighting skills, they
used to be members of the Wise Monks, the rival group of the Red Crickets. Now
we go back inside The Gifted’s jet where Ted Brook felt funny. “I feel sick
guys,” said Ted Brook. Then Ted Brook fainted out of the chair. “Ted, oh my
god, do you guys have any medical help,” cried Goddiess. “We have a first aid
box, but what did your friend do before we got on the jet,” asked Dr. Strong.
“Well, he went into your fridge for a drink, I still have the bottle that he
drank” said Goddiess. Then Goddiess handed Dr. Strong the bottle that was
labeled “Chemical G1”. “Oh crap, your friend drank Chemical G1, he may either
be dead or have super powers,” said Dr. Strong. “What do you mean by super powers,”
asked Goddiess. “Chemical G1 gave us our powers, and your friend may also
become a super powered being,” said Dr. Strong. Then Ted Brook started changing
into what looks like a bodybuilder. “Oh crap,” said Dr. Laser. Now we go to Max
Storm inside the hideout of Veg, Chag, and Yeti. “So Mr. Storm, you say Long is
going to take over the mortal realm and you need our help,” asked Veg. “Yes,
you guys stopped the Red Crickets lots of time, I mean I got some help with a
bunch of superheroes but I still may need you guys,” said Max Storm. “Master
Veg, should we help Mr. Storm and his team to stop Long,” asked Chag. “Hmm, Mr.
Storm, we’ll help you, but I have something to say,” said Veg. “What Master
Veg,” asked Max Storm. “We’re going to help you, but technically you and only
you have the power to stop Long and you will become the…I mean, let’s get out
of here, Yeti, grab the tea,” said Veg. “What were you saying about me becoming
something after I defeat Long, Master Veg,” asked Max Storm. “I was just going
to say you’ll be a true hero in stopping him, now let’s go,” said Veg. Soon our
heroes flew off with Veg, Chag, and Yeti to the center portal to the demon
realm. But what does Veg know about Max Storm that he didn’t want Max to know?
Whatever it is it will definitely change the future of Max Storm!

“You mean that Hades is going to
attack the mortal world first, we have to stop him,” cried George. “Look, the
gods don’t want to help the mortals, for a reason I can’t say, but mostly it’s
because Hades isn’t allowed up here,” said Professor Faun. “That’s it, I’m
going to talk with these so called gods and tell’em how a really feel,” yelled
George. Then George started walking out of Professor Faun’s study. “Wait,
they’ll kill me for having mortals up here, please….please don’t go,” cried
Professor Faun. Then the gods were having a meeting then George interrupted
them. “You again, what are you doing back here,” yelled Zeus. “I’m here because
I’m the current guy who controls Goddiess, and I’m pissed off because my world
is going to be destroyed and you assholes aren’t doing anything,” yelled
George. “How dare you call us something like that,” yelled Zeus. “Sorry, but
why aren’t you helping the mortals, Hades is going to win and you sit up here
and watch him destroy the things I care about,” yelled George. “We don’t want
to help the mortals for one reason only, they don’t believe,” said Zeus. “What
do you mean by they don’t believe,” asked George. “You see, there was a time
when each of us was worshiped by the mortals, then came Jesus Christ and bam, just like that, the
mortals think we’re myths, they think it’s only one god in town, we just died,
that’s why, the mortals forgot about us and nothing more,” said Zeus. “Look,
I’m sorry that no one thinks you’re real anymore, but look, this is your
chance to save the world, and besides, wasn’t your own son Hercules once a mortal,” said
George. “He’s right father,” said Hercules. “Alright, we’ll help the mortals,
but how, Hades isn’t allowed to come up here,” said Zeus. “And who said why
not,” said George. “What do you mean,” asked Zeus. “Well, I say we should
battle Hades up here, I’ll become Goddiess again and you tell him the plan,”
said George. “Alright, we’ll call Hades to Asgard, and we’ll end this once and for all,” said Zeus. Then George lifted up
the Green Ax and turned into Goddiess. “Welcome back Goddiess, we need your
help,” said Zeus. “I’ll help the gods once more, let’s end Hades and trap him
in the Underworld once more,” yelled Goddiess. Then the gods started cheering,
and it looks like the final battle will start!

Our
heroes were flying the Maxmobile when they decided to land in a forest. Max
Storm was walking on a trail when all of a sudden he saw a Bigfoot. “Hey big
buddy, I’m not going to hurt you,” said Max Storm. Then Max Storm heard a gunshot, and then he saw that the Bigfoot was dead.
“What the…who killed the Bigfoot,” said Max Storm. Then he saw to strong guys
with guns. “Hey you, get out of our way, we work for the government, that
Bigfoot body is belongs to the government,” said one of the hunters. “Who are
you guys,” asked Max Storm. “I’m Mike Red, and he’s my brother Rick Red, and
together we’re the Red Bros., and we’re collecting monsters for the
government,” said Mike Red. “But this Bigfoot is not evil, and you just killed
it for the government,” said Max Storm. “Yes, and what are you doing here,”
asked Rick Red. “I’m Max Storm, I’m a monster hunter,” yelled Max Storm. “Max
Storm huh, I heard about you, you killed werewolves and vampires, we kill real
monsters not the one’s in fantasyland,” said Mike Red. Then the Skull Slasher
came running to Max Storm. “Hey Max, let’s get out of here,” said the Skull
Slasher. “Hey, that’s the Skull Slasher, he’s a wanted man, Mr. Skull you’re
under arrest,” said Rick Red. Then the Red Bros. handcuffed the Skull Slasher.
“Dude, help me,” cried the Skull Slasher. Then Max Storm pulled out his gun and
shot Rick Red in the arm. “Ahhhh, my arm,” cried Rick Red. Then Max Storm ran
up and kicked Mike Red in the nuts, and then Max freed the Skull Slasher.
“Let’s get out of here Skull,” yelled Max Storm. Then our heroes ran to the
Maxmobile and flew away. Now we go to the Red Bros. heading back to their
truck. “Bro, are you all right,” asked Mike Red. “I’m fine,” said Rick Red.
Then out of nowhere the Demon King Mogw popped out. “Hello gentlemen, want to
make a deal,” said Mogw. “Who are you,” asked Mike Red. “A person who is more
powerful than the U.S. government,” said Mogw. What will happen next? Nobody
knows!

Spy Lion and Exclamation Point were
fighting each other, and then Exclamation Point soon killed Spy Lion. “I did
it, Spy Lion is dead,” yelled Exclamation Point. Then Ms. Condor flew over
towards Spy Lion, and she soon found out that he was dead. Then out of anger
Ms. Condor started attacking Exclamation Point, and soon she knocked
Exclamation Point out. A couple of days later, Exclamation Point was in jail, a
funeral for Spy Lion was held, and General Brown became the new leader of the
Spy Lion Squad. The city was sad that Spy Lion had died, but they were glad
that his killer was behind bars. Ms. Condor was very sad that she lost the man
she loved. And the city soon made a statue of Spy Lion in the city park. The
world has lost a hero, but the world was still safe, because of the Spy Lion
Squad. And Chris Walker (Spy Lion) didn’t die as a monster, but he had died as
a hero. Buzz and Kirk were shut off for good. Also a couple of months later
X-Eye became the president of the United States of America. I guess now X-Eye
did finally get to rule the world, and the world was in peace, for now!

Dark West was in Arizona looking for a Thunderbird.
Dark West is really a sheriff’s deputy in the Wild West, but he becomes Dark
West when he becomes amediaeval knight. Dark West was frozen in a block
of ice, and was soon found by the Scuba Diver Bros. and they melted him, now
Dark West is a member of the Cool Club. Dark West was soon riding his horse
when he soon saw a Thunderbird flying right above him. “That bird is mine,”
yelled Dark West. “Not on my watch,” yelled Professor Snout. Soon Professor
Snout caught the Thunderbird in a net and got away. “Dam, well time to hit the
open trail,” said Dark West. Now Dina has more Cryptids! But will the Cool Club
get more? Nobody knows!

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

On January 25th 2014 at 1:00 P.M. at Metropolis
Performing Arts Center in Arlington Heights, IL see me in an improv show
starring my classmates and I! Even though I have readers all over the world
allegedly, if U live in or around the Chicago suburbs you're welcome to
attend. Hurry before tickets sell out (it's a pretty small theater
anyway). Now to end this post here's more info of my upcoming improv show.
Thanks 4 Reading!

Spotty Jr. was working on his Youtube account when from out of
nowhere his dad walk in and tripped on his skateboard. “Son, I told you to put
you skateboard away, now and tripped on it and…,” said Spotty. “Dad, that was
funny, and I got it on camera, now to upload it on Youtube,” said Spotty Jr.
Then Spotty Jr. uploaded the video of Spotty tripping on his skateboard on
Youtube and in just under ten seconds, the video got 10 million views. “Damn,
people really want to see the lamest stuff on the internet, right dad, ah dad,”
said Spotty Jr. Then Spotty was watching the news on TV and they were talking
about his video. “This just in, an internet video popped up from out of nowhere
about some gay six-foot dog tripping over a skateboard, I don’t know why people
would be into that, but it got all five stars on Youtube and rumors began to
surface that he’ll appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live and The Tyra Banks Show, now in other news…,” said
the anchorman. “I never knew you could get famous in less than ten seconds,
this is awesome,” said Spotty. Soon Spotty heard the phone ring and he went to
answer it. “Hello…yes I’m dog who tripped over skateboard…what…okay…tomorrow at
five, I’ll see yah there,” said Spotty on the phone. “So what was that all
about,” asked Spotty Jr. “They want me to meet with other internet stars at a
Best Buy four miles away,” said Spotty. “I guess you’re in some crazy situation
again,” said Spotty Jr. “You know it, well let’s get to bed,” said Spotty. Soon
Spotty Jr. and Spotty were getting ready for bed, but why are all the internet
stars going to meet at some Best Buy for? I guess we’ll have to wait and see!

Once upon a time in a faraway land
there were three kingdoms. One kingdom was ruled by man, one kingdom was ruled
by dragons, while the other was ruled by giants. The giants’ kingdom and the
dragons’ kingdom were bitter rivals…but as for the kingdom ruled by man…man was
smart enough not to intervene. But that will all change because one day…a
giant, a dragon, and a man would soon grow a loyal friendship with one another.
Our story begins in the kingdom ruled by man. In that kingdom there lived three
thieves who were basically on the run from the law. The three thieves’ names
were Sam, Grub, and Mist. Sam was very handsome and the leader of the group.
Grub was very fat and very strong. Mist was a tomboy female wizard who was a
little crazy at heart. Sam, Grub, and Mist were all best friends and together
they were very good thieves. But they all had one thing in common…they all
didn’t want to be thieves. Why are they thieves…they have no choice. They were
broke and they all wanted to make quick cash. But one day the cocky leader Sam
planned a big heist to rob the king of his riches. So Sam, Grub, and Mist were
in their hideout preparing for the king’s royal ball where they would enter and
rob the king during the ball. Sam, Grub, and Mist would enter the royal ball by
lying saying that they were a part of the ritzy society. Now we go to Sam,
Grub, and Mist getting dressed for the royal ball. “Alright guys, if this plan
works we’ll be rich as the king himself…all we need to do is to not get caught
by the king’s guards,” said Sam. “Yah, because we’re wanted men…so can we
review the plan again Sam old buddy,” said Grub. “Alright…we enter the
ball…we’ll lie and say were all royalty from another kingdom, I’ll distract the
guards while you two find the king’s vault and steal the goods,” said Sam.
“That plan sounds stupid…how can only you distract all the royal guards,” said
Mist. “Hey I’ve been known to work miracles…now let’s head to the king’s
castle…and after this, we will truly be the greatest outlaws in history,” said
Sam. Sam, Grub, and Mist began to laugh happily together. Now we go to the
king’s castle where the king was sitting on his throne with The Knight. The
Knight is the head of
the royal guard and The Knight is a legendary monster hunter. The Knight claims
to have slain many dragons and giants in his lifetime. “Knight my old friend we
have only but a few minutes until the royal ball…and the day I…oh wait I don’t
want to spoil the surprise,” said The King. The King’s daughter Princess Courtney entered
the king’s throne room. “Father…what do you think of my dress for the ball,”
asked Princess Courtney. Princess Courtney was very beautiful and was loved by
her people. Also secretly, Sam has a crush of Princess Courtney. Also I forgot
to mention that Sam is a bit of a ladies’ man. “My darling you look beautiful
as always…now at the ball I have a big surprise for you and you better like
it,” said The King. “I hope it’s a good surprise father…and I hope you haven’t
found a husband for me yet,” said Princess Courtney. “No guessing honey…now
leave and greet the guests, they should be arriving very soon,” said The King.
Princess Courtney left the king’s throne room. “Your majesty…is the surprise a
husband for your daughter,” asked The Knight. “Yes…but she can be so stubborn…but
I may have finally found her the right man,” said The King. Soon Sam, Grub, and
Mist arrived for the royal ball. But will the heist work? I have a feeling it
probably won’t!

Spotty and Stork
are sitting on a couch together watching TV together. In Spotty’s house are pictures
of Spotty’s friends and family hanging on the walls. Also while they are
watching TV, Spotty and Stork are listening to "Piano Man" by
Billy Joel on Spotty’s radio.

SPOTTY

Man, listening to
Billy Joel rock on the radio and watching old TV shows with one of my best
friends is awesome.

Stork then taps
Spotty on the shoulder.

SPOTTY
(CONT’D)

Yah Beardy…oh sorry…I mean…yah Stork…

STORK

Hey Spotty, can you get me a beer?

SPOTTY

Sure dude, would you like anything else master? I was also going to get some
Oreos because I have the munchies.

STORK

Just a beer Spotty, no cookies, no pies, and no
Twinkies…just a beer…do you understand?

SPOTTY

Okay…could I have a beer?

STORK

Whatever man it’s your house…oh and Spotty…

SPOTTY

Yes, Stork…

STORK

Don’t ever call me Beardy again.I swear, because we are two different
animals.I mean your friend Beardy is a Miniature Schnauzer for god’s sake.Do I look like a dog to you…?

SPOTTY

Sorry, I’m just a
little confused that you’re playing my friend when actually Beardy is my
sidekick in my books and you’re…

STORK

Hush dude!I know we rarely interact with each other, but
the theater class doesn’t know that.Yes,
I just broke the fourth wall, so what….

Stork then winked
to the audience and Spotty then looked confused….

SPOTTY

Ah, alright.I’ll
get you the last beer in the refrigerator
then.You’ll tell me what I missed on the show
we’re watching, right?Because this is a
new episode and…

STORK

Spotty, we’re watching ALF.There hasn’t been a new
episode since the 80s and it’s on a DVD you own…

SPOTTY

But I’ve just bought it at Wal-Mart for five bucks
and…

STORK

Look, just get my beer, Spotty.God, why do I hang out with you?

SPOTTY

Because we’re friends….

STORK

Why are we friends again?

SPOTTY

How can you say that!

STORK

Look, Spotty, to be honest I’m only here because my
other friends are busy and you were available.

SPOTTY

Likewise.But
I saved your life in the fourth grade….

STORK

No.I just
slipped on a pencil and you told a teacher.And that teacher just took me to the nurse.Plus, I wasn’t even hurt. I just tripped over
a freaking pencil.

SPOTTY

But I was the one who said that you should stop
delivering babies and go on wonderful adventures with me.

STORK

But now I sell insurance and you sell toasters
because we needed real jobs.I mean,
come on. How will we make money just being adventurers?

SPOTTY

We could’ve had our own show on the
History channel or something.

(Spotty sighs)

What happened to us man?We used to be fighting bad guys and saving
the day.But now we’re just two guys who
had a day off of our lame jobs and are sitting on the couch drinking beers and
watching reruns of ALF.

STORK

Truly, it’s paradise.Now about that beer…

Spotty begins to cry.

STORK

Stop crying, dude!So what?I’m a talking stork and
you’re a talking dog.We’re both odd and
like everyone else in the world we have to do things we hate for a living.

Spotty
slowly stops crying and then smiles.

Stork looks at Spotty confused.

SPOTTY

I just remembered how we became friends.I was a talking dog who had no friends and
you were a talking stork who had no friends. What brought us together was the
fact we are stupid animals who can talk. We’re two wild and crazy talking
cartoon animals.

STORK

Spotty, what you just said makes no sense at
all.I bet you hear this a lot….but
you’re an idiot.

SPOTTY

Plus, I chose a talking stork because Yogi Bear was
busy that night and….

Stork
then sighed and slowly began to leave Spotty’s house while Spotty was rambling.

Stork then hops in his car and drives back to
his own house.

A couple hours later, Spotty then realizes
Stork left.

SPOTTY

Great, not only did my only stork friend leave but
now I have no idea what I had to tell him.It was something important?

Spotty’s cell
phone rings and he answers it.

SPOTTY

Hey Stork…forget something….Stork…

Now we see Stork lying on the floor back at his house
passed out. Then we slowly see that Stork’s house was being fumigated for a
cockroach problem.

SPOTTY

Oh well…I guess I can see what my other friends are
up to…but first…

Spotty then grabs a box of Oreos and a bottle of
Mountain Dew.

SPOTTY

Now…it’s me time.

Spotty began to watch TV while eating
Oreos and drinking a bottle of Mountain Dew.

SPOTTY

Maybe after me time, I can finally get that beer….I
think I can make it to the bar before last call….