Josh Thatcher

You have to understand something about Josh. Josh likes things. All kinds of things, mind you. Some of these things other people may like or may not like. Josh doesn't care. There is one thing that Josh doesn't like.. nea... Josh can't stand... and that's when people refer to themselves in the 3rd person when writing profiles.
Wait... what?
Oh... crap.

You have to understand something about Josh. Josh likes things. All kinds of things, mind you. Some of these things other people may like or may not like. Josh doesn't care. There is one thing that Josh doesn't like.. nea... Josh can't stand... and that's when people refer to themselves in the 3rd person when writing profiles.
Wait... what?
Oh... crap.