Canned Dragon Meat: The Other Other White Meat

So what do you want to eat today? Dine like a medieval knight with some Canned Dragon Meat, part of your nutritious breakfast. This “meat” comes from Radiant Farms, proprietors of such fine foods as Canned Unicorn Meat. Each can of dragon meat has 100% of your recommended daily allowance of magic, rage, inferno, and destruction. But don’t try to eat it because it’s really (spoiler alert!) a stuffed dragon head. Sir Lancelot is disappoint.