A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.

One Sunday he announced, “Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Bayless’ henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn’t want money from a thief!”

The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave. Read the punchline!

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding
what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband.”

And she said, “I do.”

Then the minister asked my Dad, “Do you take this woman to be your wife,” and my Mom said, “He does.” Read the punchline!