In an effort to be a productive pastafarian I would like to formally introduce myself. I be the reverend pirate Jason E. Lee of the local Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gilbert Arizona Division. Our church is small yet strong. We recently created a petition to help promote his noodleness, the great FSM.

Please take a moment to read, sign and share this petition. We are attempting to put the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the public eye. It will only take a minute to help and you will be blessed by the FSM when you get to Heaven.

hayson337 wrote:In an effort to be a productive pastafarian I would like to formally introduce myself. I be the reverend pirate Jason E. Lee of the local Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gilbert Arizona Division. Our church is small yet strong. We recently created a petition to help promote his noodleness, the great FSM.

Greetings from Down Under. Or re-greetings perhaps. How is everyone? Except Nef Yoo, dont really care how that bilge rat is going. Unfortunately unable to remember any passwords from years gone I am once again making my first post here.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

I'm not new to this religion. And perhaps some of you may know me if you are members of the official FSM Facebook group.

My name is Marco De Paolini, but I've took the name of Cap'n Pizzocchero when I converted to Pastafarianism.I'm Italian and this mean that I eat our Noodly Lord at least once a day since I have memories.

I live in Mexico but I also collaborate with the Italian FSM Church.

I'm a truly one-eyed pirate since my birth. And I'm proud of it.

Well that's enough about me for now. Actually I'm posting this because I made my first post in an other tread and it wasn't accepted. Pirates don't follow rules.

RAmen!

Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the it really is... is freedom.— Jack Sparrow