South Carolina Man Arrested After Being Excluded from Threesome

Not everyone can harness the sexual power of the threesome, or deal with the humiliation of literally being the odd man out. On Sep. 8, Myrtle Beach, S.C. resident Terry Antone Jenkins was arrested twice on domestic violence charges after a threesome went terribly wrong.

The trouble began early last Sunday morning when Jenkins, his girlfriend and her cousin (yes, her cousin) woke up and elected to have a threesome. When Jenkins, ahem, finished, he grew irate because the two cousins wanted to keep going—they''re obviously from a generous family. Jenkins tried to stop the action himself, grabbing his girlfriend by the hair and punching her in the face.

Jenkins was subsequently arrested and released. Still fuming, he went right back to the house and attacked his girlfriend again, this time taking her cell phone and car. The dumbass was arrested again after police called her phone and he identified himself, then hung up and turned the phone off. He was once again charged with domestic violence, plus use of vehicle without consent.

There's so much wrong with this story. On one hand, there's the two assaults in less than 12 hours, but the elephant in the room is how eager the two cousins were to have sex with each other. Jenkins could've saved himself by walking away and never, ever coming back