Hey, what with all those people hurting and the massive number of injuries, surely American news coverage will turn to full time coverage of these events and talk about the history of the area and talk about the indomitable spirit of it, and move all their reporters to there and we won't talk about anything else for a whole week and we'll eventually lock down a major city and have a dramatic twenty-four hour coverage of the manhunt surrounding hunting down and arresting a seismic fault?