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As any Hollywood resident who has ever suffered the heartbreak of discovering that their freshly washed vehicle has been even more freshly shat upon by an incontinent flock of air-rats can tell you, the pigeon menace must be stopped at all costs. Good Morning America this morning looked at the efforts of local anti-pigeon crusaders to slow the filthy avian population explosion by mixing birth control into their feed (spiking their drinks with roofies and then carting off their unconscious bodies was a plan that proved far too resource-intensive), a measure that just might avert a crisis where every block between Western and La Brea is wiped out by a fetid, white blanket of bird shit. Should the pilot program prove successful, a more radical neighborhood clean-up effort involving the mass sterilization of all Hollywood clubgoers could be put in place by the end of the year.