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Action Item: From The Moment I Saw You!
- Commander Helgrenze took out a Lady this past cycle, capturing the planet in a protracted battle which the nozama won handily. Ladykiller!

Second Item: Opportunity Knocked Once!

- Commander "The corps is mother, the core is father" Bester delivered a hard knock to Opportunity, which fell despite a spirited defense. Bester told us in a statement: "I regarded it as a target of Opportunity."

Third Item: "No Mr. Bond, I Expected You To Die!"

- Or so the planet Blofeld thought this past cycle, attacked as it was by Commander Asteriscus, but the able Orn attacker won the fight handily. In an offhand comment to the press, Asteriscus said: "Blofeld never saw the Specter of defeat in time."

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