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Re: What size butt do you have?

Big enough to hold my shit in.

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Re: What size butt do you have?

Originally Posted by mitchymo

I'd have liked to see the token comedic poll option.

Flat, slim, medium, large, extra large, huge and asstronimical.

My own ass is flat or slim, i dunno which tbh. I don't spend enough time looking at my own or any other to differentiate between the two options. It could even be medium, but i'm slim, so my ass probs is too.

RE: "I'd have liked to see the token comedic poll option."

I put in a request to have "ASStronomical" added to the poll...thanks for the suggestion. Although I hope if anyone selects it they'll list their real size in a post.

RE: "My own ass is flat or slim, i dunno which tbh"

Send me a pic and I'll tell you... I'm board certified in butts.

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Re: What size butt do you have?

Huge. Biggest part of me. Also rather oddly shaped. I can make it look good for bare-ass photos, but I have to pose "just right" for them. Otherwise, they look unusual. "Like ten cups of cottage cheese in an eight cup bag", if you will.

Re: What size butt do you have?

I'll try working out before I opt for the butt implants. lol. I was thinking about having that guy in Florida use some silicon calk and Fix a Flat but he's in jail for practicing medicine without a license and manslaughter.

Re: What size butt do you have?

I said large, but I noticed it's becoming medium-er and medium-er... not sure why, and I can't be bothered starting squats at the gym to counter this testimony of passing time, too bad it was basically my best feature...

Re: What size butt do you have?

If a butt fairy could grant me one wish about my butt, I'd definitely want more cushioning on it. Basically, to just change it to a medium size or close to it. As that would also give me more to feel of when I'm playing with it and giving it a massage.

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