The Lord's Prayer In Aramaic With Translations

The Prayer To Our Father
(translated into first century Aramaic)
Abwûn
"Oh Thou, from whom the breath of life comes,
d'bwaschmâja
who fills all realms of sound, light and vibration.
Nethkâdasch schmach
May Your light be experienced in my utmost holiest.
Têtê malkuthach.
Your Heavenly Domain approaches.
Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.
Let Your will come true - in the universe (all that vibrates)
just as on earth (that is material and dense).
Hawvlân lachma d'sûnkanân jaomâna.
Give us wisdom (understanding, assistance) for our daily need,
Waschboklân chaubên wachtahên aikâna
daf chnân schwoken l'chaijabên.
detach the fetters of faults that bind us,
like we let go the guilt of others.
Wela tachlân l'nesjuna
Let us not be lost in superficial things (materialism, common temptations),
ela patzân min bischa.
but let us be freed from that what keeps us off from our true purpose.
Metol dilachie malkutha wahaila wateschbuchta l'ahlâm almîn.
From You comes the all-working will, the lively strength to act,
the song that beautifies all and renews itself from age to age.
Amên.
Sealed in trust, faith and truth.

Matthew 6:9-13
Therefore, this is how you shall pray
Our heavenly Father, hallowed is your name.
Your Kingdom is come. Your will is done,
As in heaven so also on earth.
Give us the bread for our daily need.
And leave us serene,
just as we also allowed others serenity.
And do not pass us through trial,
except separate us from the evil one.
For yours is the Kingdom,
the Power and the Glory
To the end of the universe, of all the universes."
Amen

1Attolmaimenelessie,naiairitainiévaesselya.
Our Father who is in heaven, be it that will be hallowed thy name.2Naiardalyatuluva.
Be it that thy kingdom will come.3Naiírelyatyarniévamardessevemenelesse.
Be it that thy desire will be done on earth as in heaven.4Antamensíreilyaureamastalma.
Give (to) us today daily our bread.5Aravantamenraikalmarveavantalmeraikatyarolmain.
And forgive (for) us our wrongs as we forgive (for) our wrong-doers.6Arnaiútukuvalyememailenna
And be it that thou will not lead us into overmastering desire7náfainumeulkallo.Amen.
but release us from evil. Amen.

If you enjoy extra biblical theories (and you have shown fervent attachment to them) and we see them as provable rubbish, then a little levity harms only those that take themselves MUCH too seriously and have barely discernible regard for the questions and opinions of others.

Who is mocking?
For those of us who are fans of Tolkien, we would much prefer his world over the one we are in.
Tolkien fashioned the Elves after his notion of what mankind would be without the corruption of sin.

If you enjoy extra biblical theories (and you have shown fervent attachment to them) and we see them as provable rubbish, then a little levity harms only those that take themselves MUCH too seriously and have barely discernible regard for the questions and opinions of others.

Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. 18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

Interesting to note that the universe is somehow differentiated as "all that vibrates" from Earth "that which is material and dense." This makes no sense to me. All the universe, Earth included, has mass and all that mass "vibrates." Unless, of course, "vibration" is used in the New Age sense of metaphysical motion, a notion I do not ascribe to.

The article Rusty referenced is a good read, though the author is a bit more generous than I would be at the end.