Those who suffer from Plurkoholism are unable to control their Social Networking cravings and addiction to Plurk.

"For most normal folks, (Plurking) means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. But not so with us in those last days of heavy (Plurking)." Paraphrase