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March 03, 2014

Whole Foods Customers and Their First World Problems

A special tip of the hat to InstaPundit for linking this story of the spoiled and generally shitty customers of Whole Foods. If you have shopped there you will recognize everything in the story. Key quote that sums it all up,

"The problem with Whole Foods is their regular customers. They are, across the board, across the country, useless, ignorant, and miserable. They’re worse than miserable, they’re angry. They are quite literally the opposite of every Whole Foods employee I’ve ever encountered. Walk through any store any time of day—but especially 530pm on a weekday or Saturday afternoon during football season—and invariably you will encounter a sneering, disdainful horde of hipster Zombies and entitled 1%ers."

My experience is that most Whole Foods customers combine the condescending snarkiness of Obama zealots with the holier than thou attitudes of vegans. Good riddance. There is always Trader Joe's.