Musical parody: Woman sings ‘hands off my clam’

In her own variation of the 1960’s hit country song “Stand by your man,” singer and comedian Lisa Koch tells the Republican Party to keep their “hands off my clam.”

The musical parody makes reference to Republican-led efforts to restrict abortion rights and their opposition to bills like the Paycheck Fairness Act.

“Hands off my clam, my uterus, and ova,” she sang in a video recently uploaded to YouTube. “Yes, we need birth control, because you won’t wrap your pickle.”

Koch also presented her own variation on “If I Only Had a Brain” from The Wizard of Oz.

“I’d defund contraception, say the hell to sex prevention, cus there’s Jesus in my heart,” she sang. “I would vote against gay marriage, and fags I would disparage, but lesbians — well, I like to watch them on porn.”

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