Disappeared! Vanished! Gone! Ka-ping, Ka-pow! The Rock Of Travolta are currently hidden away in a recording studio mixing their next album. But, well, who said out of sight has to be out of mind? We asked for a member of the band to undergo Drownedinsound.com’s 7 Questions and low and behold, they’re sooooo damn eager that all four of them filled it in. Bonus!

1. What is your favourite cheese and why?Jon: Gouda. It’s Dutch. Or Port Salut, which isn't.Ros: The cheese in my pants cos its freeDeadly: Emmanthal – the mother of all cheeses.HandsomeDave: Mature Cheddar because it tastes good.

2. What would be the first thing you'd do if you had a really convincing sex change?Jon: Check out my bodyRos: WankDeadly: Have lesbian sexHandsomeDave: Heal up.

3. If you had to sleep with another member of your band who would it be and why?Jon: I've slept with them all, I think, already. I know what to watch out for with all of them but I get more space in the bed with Ros.Ros: Dave cos he’s the most handsome or jon cos hes the one most likely to give me babies.Deadly: I’ve slept with them all already. They are all great.HandsomeDave: Deadly, because he's the most accommodating.

4. Where do you buy tour underwear and how much of it do you buy?Jon: Usually from a merch stand at the gig. One pair is enough, right?Ros: What? We’ve only ever been on tour for 2 weeks at a time and I don’t need to change my underwear that often.Deadly: Underwear????? It’s a struggle keeping my clothes on in the first place.HandsomeDave: We have them tailor made to accommodate the size of our rock. We usually get through about 30 pairs a week.

5. Who or what do you really hate at the moment and why?Jon: Pop Wankers and all that stuff. Makes my blood boil. Thank god for the internet, where would people find out about new, original music otherwise?Ros: Everyone at college cos theyre all wankersDeadly: Tony Blair, George Dubbya Bush and all the television propaganda trying to brain wash us into a war we don’t need or want.HandsomeDave: Money

6. What band would you really like people to know about?Jon: Apart from mine? Erm, the 'Edible 5ft Smiths'.Ros: 'Reverend Pike' cos theyer great and we released one of their 7”s (on youth club tape club).Deadly: Just one? There are several people should know about and they should get down to their local gigs and see as many bands as possible. But if I had to name one, I would say 'Eeebleee'.HandsomeDave: Jetplane Landing

7. Who’d win the fight: The Grateful Dead OR The Undead with burning spears?Jon: The Undead with burning spears.Ros: The undead with burning spearsDeadly: WHO CARES.HandsomeDave: The Undead with Britney Spears.

So… ahem… yes. The Rock Of Travolta shall return all laden with new songs and pretty, ready to take on a new tour early next year. Until then they will be making spot performances across the country. Details of which can, as ever, be found on their band profile!