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What free Obama phones?Did these phones not have alarm clocks built in?Why is it time to trade them in?Is the new administration offering free alarm clocks if you give them a phone in trade? If so, why?

Conservative: "Get a job!"Person without job: "I'm looking for work, all jobs including the ones at the temp agencies want to contact you for employment via phone."Conservative: "Get an alarm clock!"Person without job: "How are employers suppose to get in touch with me via an alarm clock?"Conservative: "You're lazy! Get a job!"Person without job: ???

Patriot Humor? More like Asshole humor. But this does remind me: where are all the awesome, high-paying manufacturing jobs Trump promised to the people who are making minimum wage? You know, the people who are already working, but still qualify for an "Obama phone", food stamps and housing assistance? What has Trump done to create those jobs?

I notice why right wing humor is such a fail...because it's not funny, let alone clever. For it to "work", and requires the audience to laugh at the "joke" purely out of solidarity with the joke teller.

Oh FFS, there's no such thing as an Obamaphone. To be honest, they should be called Reaganphones or Bushphones. The Lifeline program was started under Gawd Reagan for landlines in 1984 for income-eligible folks. Billybob Clinton expanded it and then the first cellular provider TracFone kicked off in 2008 under Bush the Lesser. Plus someone doesn't have to be a "welfare" recipient to get them. But hey, don't let pesky things like facts get in the way of stupid memes. Trumpers are stupid as fucking turnips.

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