Gosh, River Song’s had a confusing life in Doctor Who. Born in the same episode where she revealed her true self to the Doctor, and (apparently) killing him while simultaneously shooting at her younger self – well, as the Twelfth Doctor commented in tonight’s Christmas special you’d need a flowchart to work it all out.

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But luckily you now have that flowchart, as here at RadioTimes.com we’ve put together our best guess for River’s personal timeline. In other words, we’ve mapped out her chronological life from her birth in 2011’s a Good Man Goes to War to her final goodbye in 2013’s The Name of the Doctor, and you can see it all in order below (with recurring episodes colour-coded).

Not included are any off-screen adventures (so sorry, no Jim the Fish) or spin-off media, but apart from that we think it’s pretty complete. We’ve even thrown in a couple of DVD minisodes featuring River (First Night/Last Night) that were originally supposed to cap off her story, and which you can watch in full here.

Enjoy!

Key

A Good Man Goes to War (2011) – Melody Pond is born

The Impossible Astronaut (2011) – young Melody is raised in an orphanage

Day of the Moon (2011) – Melody regenerates into Mels

Let’s Kill Hitler (2011) – Mels regenerates into River

Closing Time (2011) – River gets her doctorate, is kidnapped by the Silence

The Wedding of River Song/The Impossible Astronaut (2011)– River breaks time, marries the Doctor and then helps heal it for the events of The Impossible Astronaut

First Night (minisode, 2011) – River is incarcerated for the murder of the Doctor, but goes on her first evening trip with him

Last Night (minisode, 2011) – a version of Ricer from five years in the future interacts with her younger self

A Good Man Goes to War (2011)

The Impossible Astronaut (2011)

Day of the Moon (2011)

The Pandorica Opens (2010)

The Big Bang (2010) – River helps the Doctor save the universe

Time of the Angels (2010)

Flesh and Stone (2010)

Wedding of River Song (2011) – River visits her parents Amy and Rory in their garden

Last Night (minisode, 2011) – an older version of River is heading to the towers of Darillium with the Doctor, but he apparently later backs out

The Angels Take Manhattan (2012) – River sees her parents trapped in the past

The Husbands of River Song (2015) – River teams up with the Twelfth Doctor but doesn’t recognise him

Silence in the Library (2008) – River meets the Tenth Doctor, who hasn’t met her yet

Forest of the Dead (2008) – River dies, but the Tenth Doctor “saves” her as a data ghost

The Name of the Doctor (2013) – River’s data ghost finally says goodbye to the Eleventh Doctor

Of course, our little diagram doesn’t factor in the full complexity of the Doctor and River’s relationship, so for that we can turn to this extended flowchart from Doctor Who Online’s Will Brooks. Including events from the Doctor’s perspective, its only downfall is that it’s a little out of date – so no inclusion for latest episode The Husbands of River Song and Last Night is in the wrong place.

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Yes, we’re sure the whole thing is MUCH clearer now. How could we ever have been confused?