My Fundraiser Is Finally Up And Running!

I did a similar run to last night and visited Stamford Hill again to see what was happening. The hangover from Purim is there for all to see. Vomit everywhere. I almost slid in some running up Bethune Road. It was disgusting.

Didn’t have a great day today. Menacing vibes around Tottenham as they were playing Millwall in the cup. I took my first ever beating off a Millwall fan and I’m always glad to see them lose and lose badly. So go on Tottenham you massive bunch of bastards.

The police helicopter was right over the house here on the High Road for a lot of the morning. Made me feel a little homesick to be honest. Reminds me of the homeland.

Today I had 58g of carbs and about 30g of those came from sugar alcohols. That’s a pretty low carb today for my standards especially when you consider I did a 9 mile run. I ate mostly cheese and nuts and some No Added Sugar dark chocolate. That’s the same chocolate that give me the bad shits back in October. I think I’m dicing with death here.

I can’t possibly keep this diet up in the long term. I love Haribo too much. I just need to keep telling myself that I’m training for the Isle of Wight Challenge and that this will all be worth it in the end. Take it on a day by day basis and focus on the now. I want to continue the daily deficits for as long as possible and low-carb high fat makes it easier to do this.

I’ve been binge watching My 600 Lb Life. It’s a terrible program with no variety about seriously overweight people and their struggles. Every episode is the same. It involves gratuitous scenes of large people trapped in showers and then breaking the towel rack and lying there stranded like a walrus on their back whilst moaning for their carer to come and pick them up or bring them a Big Mac.

Former England manager Fabio Capello is the star of the show as the doctor. Ever since he admitted he’s shit at football management, he’s got into weight loss surgery and fucking hell, he’s good at what he does.

His only role in the show is to walk into the treatment room with his clipboard. Stare down at his clipboard before saying something like “Well you’re still fat” to the obese person. He doesn’t seem to give a fuck which makes the program even funnier. If the fat person was on fire he wouldn’t blink an eyelid. He could try to make the show less repetitive by sporting a funny hat for each episode. Then you wouldn’t really know what to expect.