Basically, Sakura tells Naruto that in order to date her he needs to write a yaoi. He takes on the challenge then finds out that Sakura goes off and asks Sasuke out behind his back! Pissed off and angry he disides to do the unthinkable. To get back at Sakura he disides not to tell her what he knows and continues to write the yaoi...on her beloved crush Sasuke. (NaruSasu) OLD STORY.

"Helloooo?" Naruto yelled as he opened the front door. They stood there waiting for a reply. When none came Naruto smirked. "Alriiight party in the house. Woot woot!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked in. As he was untying his shoes Naruto clapped his hands.

"So, what do you wanna do first?"

Make out?

"You said your brother bought a new game?"

"Hm? Oh yeah! Let me go get it!"

And with that Naruto dashed up the stairs. Sasuke sighed as he followed not to far behind. How was he gonna make a move on Naruto? Well he could just molest him. But that probably wouldn't earn him any points. That and it could just freak Naruto out and cost him his friendship. He needed to be settle about this.

"I am so gonna kick your ass!" Naruto cheered from Kyuubi's room.

Sasuke then realized something. Naruto was very competitive, he was the kind of person who would do anything to win. Even something like a bet. Sasuke smirked devilishly as ideas began to swarm into his head. He then flopped himself onto the middle of Naruto's bed. Grabbing a pillow he took a whiff of it, basking in Naruto's sent. He then chuckled as he recalled Naruto hiding Itachi's suit case underneath his bed. 'if that was were he was hiding Itachi's suitcase…what other dirty things would Naruto hide under there?' letting his curiosity get the better of him, Sauske pushed himself off the bed and looked underneath.

"I got the game and a few others you might like. Which one do you wanna play first? Super Smash Brothers or-" Naruto then froze at the doorway as he saw Sasuke sitting on the floor with the open metal suit case. "o-or-" he dropped the games and his hands shacked nervously. Sasuke glanced up to see Naruto at a complete loss of words and blushing so hard it looked like sunburn. Sasuke smirked triumphantly.

"We can play with these."

"Huh. Well that's weird."

Kyuubi commented as he checked his phone.

"What?"

"Naruto always writes to me in between classes. Now he's not even picking up."

Itachi too then pulled out his phone, only to notice a new text message.

Sasuke – call me and you will die.

Itachi snorted. Typical.

"What?"

"Oh nothing." He then put away and smirked at Kyuubi. Which of course always freaked Kyuubi out.

"What?"

"Aren't we going to my place?"

Kyuubi blushed.

"Why the hell would I be going to your place!?"

"Doctor Who dvd's…"

Kyuubi was totally torn. He sure as hell didn't want to go to Itachi's…. but doctor who man! Doctor who! Itachi covered his mouth to suppress the chuckle that was close from escaping. Kyuubi just looked so cute with his hands moving up and down as though weighing his options. This caught Kyuubi's attention and earned him a glair.

Sasuke just kept smirking. The look on Naruto's face was priceless. So flustered and cute…

"ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!?"If only he weren't so loud… but that hadn't mattered. Sasuke now had a plan. He then picked up a toy and looked at it dully.

"I don't get why it is you even have these."

"That's because-!"

"You wouldn't have a clue how these work."

"…. Come again?"

Sasuke did an inner smirk. The dope was falling right for the trap.

"You heard me."

Now all he had to do was wait for Naruto to say the magic words.

"I do to!"

Bingo.

"Prove it."

Naruto just stood there taken aback. Sasuke wanted him to prove he knew how to use sex toys? Why on earth would he-? But then he saw it. The classic Uchiha 'I know everything, and you obviously don't know jack shit' smirk. Naruto could feel the rage inside him boil with in him. There was no way he was gonna let him get away with that. He was gonna prove that damn bastered wrong.

Sasuke chuckled as he watched Naruto standing there lost in his thoughts. He was sure Naruto was gonna try to prove him wrong but there was the off chance he was gonna just blow him off. Sasuke then looked down at the box of toys. There was hand cuffs, ropes, dildo's, blind folds, feathers, gags, miniature paddles, vibrators… hell even different flavor lubricants. Sasuke then pulled out one and noticed it was tomato flavored. Why did Naruto have a tomato flavored one? Sure Sasuke loved tomato's but Naruto didn't and he was pretty sure Naruto didn't know that. Then it dawn on him. Itachi must have given it to him. He then jerked his head to a window making sure Itachi wasn't peeping. With in a matter of seconds though everything went black.

"N-Naruto?"

He then reached for his eyes to remove the fabric covering them but his hands were pulled back behind him. He then heard a click sound. Moving his hands he then realized that they were clipped to something. No… Sasuke gulped HAND CUFFED to something.

"Relax Sasuke." He could feel Naruto's hot breath beside his ear and a single finger ran down his chest. Sasuke shivered. "We're going to have lots of fun together…"

The final bell ringed and Kyuubi checked his phone, still no message from Naruto, which bugged him senseless.

"Sorry Itachi, but I got to get home."

Itachi jolted.

"Huh!? B-But why! I behaved!"

"That maybe but I can't get a hold of Naruto and I'm worried."

Itachi then glanced back at his text message from Sasuke. Was this why Sasuke threatened him not to call? Had Sasuke… made the move?

"See yeah later." Kyuubi waved as he turned to face home.

"AH HELL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NO!"

Itachi yelled as he lunged onto Kyuubi.

"THE HELL!"

"I will not let you ruin this!"

"Ruin what!? And get the fuck off me!"

Which Itachi didn't. As a result Itachi ended up as a weight weighing Kyuubi down.

"Jesses you're heavy!"

" *gasp* Are you calling me fat!?"

"You bet you're ass I am! Now get off me!"

"Neeveeeeerrr!"

"SHIT!"

Sasuke screamed. Naruto had cut open his shirt and had started tapping small vibrators to his nipples.

"Quite Sasuke." Naruto taunted him "My family may be here at any minute. We don't want them hearing you do we?"

Sasuke moaned. The thought of doing something like this while his parents where in the house was giving him the weirdest bonner.

"I don't want to resort to having to use the gag… oh I know!"

He could then hear Naruto get up and leave.

"Naruto you god damn bastered!"

Well, he did KINDA deserve it. After all, he was the one who edge Naruto to do this. But still… to leave him in a situation like THIS? Talk about cruel. Sasuke then began scrumming. Which in turn accidently bumped the controller for the vibrator and made the vibrations increase.

"AAAAH!"

Sasuke clasped his legs desperately as he came. He could feel his sense of control slip.

"Now now, we well be having none of that."

Sasuke could hear Naruto walk towards his direction then the sound of him fiddling with something in the suit case. Sasuke gulped as he experienced a mix feeling of both fear and excitement. What was Naruto gonna do next? He could then feel Naruto's fingers digging at the top rim of his jeans and underneath the layer of underwear before pulling down harshly. Sasuke's blush intensified and his heart rate grew faster. He was completely exposed. Well, not quite. Naruto then pushed Sasuke's legs apart and began tying Sasuke's feet to something forcing his legs to stay apart.

"N-no!"

Though Sasuke was saying 'no' he didn't actually want this to stop. And Naruto knew it too.

"If you are so against it, why did you keep taunting me?"

"K-keep?"

He could then feel a feather like material gaze his sensitive hard on. Sasuke gave out a pleasurable cry as tears ran down his face. He could then feel a wet yet tough object wipe off a tear. Was… was that Naruto's tong?

"You seriously think I haven't noticed? Back when we first saw Itachi's suit case you were practically BEGGING me to use them on you. And now look-" Sasuke could then feel a vibrator on his cock which got him arching and incoherent sounds coming out of his mouth. "you got me doing things like this."

Sasuke was just a flat out mess. He couldn't think straight, his brain was mush, his body was sweating and shacking uncontrollably it was like he had no grasp of his own body.

"N-N-Naruto, AH!"

Naruto sat before him admiring his work. He knew Sasuke was lost in bliss, but he could help but wasn't able to fully enjoy it do to a nagging thought that kept repeating in his head. He then removed the vobrators which earned him a strangled cry.

"Wha-!?""I need you to calm down a bit."

"But…" Sasuke parcatically whined. This was not fair! He was THIS close from reaching another climax!

Once Naruto saw the bonner had died Naruto then removed Sasuke's blind fold. Sasuke squinted his eyes a bit, adjusting to the light, then glared at Naruto.

"You better have a good reason for this…"

"I proved I can use them."

Sasuke was a little loss for words. Well yeah he did, and that was the point and all…

"Fine!" Sasuke commented in an angry tone. "You win!" annoyed he then began squirming but with his hands hand cuffed and his legs roped up he remained where he was. "You gonna fucking untie me?"

"Not yet."

Sasuke jerked his head at him pissed beyond words.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT YET!?"Naruto crossed his arms and looked at him very seriously.

"I want to know if you like me."

Sasuke blinked owlishly a few times. Wha-?

Naruto blushed a little.

"I-I mean more as friends… fuck buddies… you know… like like."

Sasuke looked at him dully.

"You mean love?"

Naruto's face exploded red.

"Don't say it so bluntly you bastered!"

Sasuke sighed.

"Jesues… wasn't that fucking obvious? I mean, you seriously think I would do this with just anybody?" There came no response. "Naruto…"

"…Maaaaaybe."

"…Oh you are so fucking dead when I get out of these bonds."

"Maybe I should just leave you there then."

"DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"

Naruto then got up, smirking. Which made Sasuke frantic and more squirmish than ever. "NARUTOOOO!"

Naruto began laughing.

"You seriously thought I was gonna leave you like this?" Naruto then walked over to him and began untying him. He then paused on the second leg which caused Sasuke to raise a brow.

"What's up?"

"Well it's just… are we… a couple now?"Sasuke twitched.

"You bet you're ass we are!"

Naruto smirked.

"Aw darn. There was this really hot chick I wanted to go out with…"

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Like you even had a chance."

"Hey!"

"Face it. You're lucky to even have me."

Naruto looked at him dully.

"Ah huh. Sure it's not the other way around?"

"Wha-? Ch, I'm an Uchiha, bitches just line up to get a glance of my sweet moves."

"Yeah, good luck getting those 'bitches' to come up and getting you out of here."

And with that he got up and left the room.

"Wha-?! Naruto come back! I'm sorry!"

Kyuubi was just plain speechless while Itachi laughed his ass off as they sat in the tree next to Naruto's open window.

"Aren't you glad I told you not to go in there?"

"Don't …just…don't…."

END!

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