The person I would like to meet
No qualifications required, I like all women, unless they give me a reason not to, regardless of their "qualifications", or their looks, or their weight, or their age. I would at least consider being ANY woman's friend... but, of course, that's not what this site is for, so ideally I would like to meet a woman that is reasonably, even marginally compatible, and has that certain something that makes me wanna fuck them, lick them, suck them, spank them, pull their hair, curl their toes, ya know scream, squirt, talk dirty, demonstrate that they know my name, cum on their face, plead with them to cum on my face, you know completely defile her and then dress up nice, take her out, treat her like a lady, ACT like a gentlemen, but with that twinkle, blush, little smile when we look at each other...yeah!...embarrassing after words sex.....wow, where did that come from? LOL!

About my work
I wouldn't do it, if they didn't pay me

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I play guitar and sing in a band..."THE BARKING SPIDERS" I have a Harley, and I'm not afraid to use it, I always have a good time with my two sons, that's probably because we don't live together, usually. Apparently, I also like to way over do personality profiles on adult dating sites ( I am sticking my tongue way out and wagging it at you...as I speak...type...(scoff), even I couldn't stick my tongue way out and wag it at you when I speak.....or could I?...(garbled speech and tongue wagging noises)....maybe you could make out what I was saying...your not even listening to what I am saying! duh! ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT MY TONGUE WAGGING!!!!...you better be.

My idea of a great date
CAMPING....and/or then refer to the part about what kind of mate do I want

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Divorced..........what's there to say? I was an asshole and she was wonderful, duh.....not really....well maybe

What is your fantasy vacation?
Fiji......permanent....paid.....nudist colony...because I won the lottery......any

What is your academic background?
who cares?......shut up!

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I......don't remember.....shut up!...next question

What do you find attractive in people?
SHUT UP!!

What do others do that irritate you?
Like I am going to tell "YOU"

What do you think is your best quality?
Patience...damn it!...LOL!

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I would like to be even stupider...cuz ignorance is bliss...I think?

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
DUH!!! what ever question I asked them...of course

Describe your physique.
IT IS Wonderful!!...It holds my head up, and despite the fact that it is somewhat better than the average male my age,.. I am not attracted to it in the least....I wouldn't even consider doing me, unless I got myself off in the process, besides, my mouth can't even reach my penis ( I am NOT very happy about that) but, then again, oddly enough, my penis can't reach my own anus... (I am ecstatic about that...talk about your embarrassing after words sex...different kind of twinkle BADUM BUMP!) I don't have a huge penis, I have a small pelvis

What do you do well sexually?
................................WOMEN!

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
HARRASMENT, RAPE.........by women, bigger then me, smaller then me,makes no difference

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
One,s that I haven't done yet NEXT

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
In a car, on a Trailways bus, on a boat, on a cliff, in four feet of snow(way hotter then it probably sounds) and with the many women that I have loved....and still do

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I was once in a band called SPIKE and the STD's, the STD's rebelled, so Spike had to change it.....NO! NEXT!!

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
YES

Free Space. Say anything you want!
................................................? No qualifications required, I like all women, unless they give me a reason not to, regardless of their "qualifications", or their looks, or their weight, or their age. I would at least consider being ANY woman's friend... but, of course, that's not what this site is for, so ideally I would like to meet a woman that is reasonably, even marginally compatible, and has that certain something that makes me wanna fuck them, lick them, suck them, spank them, pull their hair, curl their toes, ya know scream, squirt, talk dirty, demonstrate that they know my name, cum on their face, plead with them to cum on my face, you know completely defile her and then dress up nice, take her out, treat her like a lady, ACT like a gentlemen, but with that twinkle, blush, little smile when we look at each other...yeah!...embarrassing after words sex.....wow, where did that come from? LOL!

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