There seems to be a question

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

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Most will knock on the door lightly at first, and then proceed to pound quite forcefully once they spot me crouched behind a chair, or attempting to lie perfectly still upon the couch in order to avoid detection.

– The President and Founder

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This is a picture of “Darth Cheetoh”

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Hey, guys! I have included the above photo in order to fool you into thinking this would be another one of my posts about taking pictures of animals, but it’s not, it’s a very serious post about a serious topic that is of great concern to anyone who really cares about things that matter. Is that you? I have no way of knowing. You see, I don’t know you, not at all. Do you know why? Have you ever, even for a moment, stopped your ceaseless shoving of all this and the rest into the cramped confines of your mind, and considered how your actions, whether performed consciously or because of societal factors, most of us, you for sure, have become inured to because of the constant barrage we (definitely you) are under twenty-four-seven. No, my guess would be that you rarely if ever sacrifice more than a few seconds to the consideration of that which is completely beyond your control as is the case with a large percentage of those born between certain years determined to generally encapsulate those affected by the barrage originally mentioned. So, forget that I even mentioned any of this, and go on about your business, close your eyes to it all, and tell yourself one more time “Everything is just fine”.

2 Comments to “There seems to be a question”

One of the President and Founder’s finest quotes. Do you pretend to be asleep, or eyes open and catatonic? The sunglasses, (if worn), would give an enigmatic air that might be construed as being a proper rude bugger, but I reckon you could get away with it, as that’s probably already a given for most returning visitors.

Darth Cheetoh. A marvellous specimen of…..well the scale issue comes back into play, I’m reminded of the Beast of Bodmin Moor, though in all actuality Darth Cheetoh may well be the size of an arctic roll.

Thank you. It crossed my mind that people may just be pretending not to see me. That’s messed up.
Darth Cheetoh is the embodiment of what they mean when saying ‘bad ass’ though, when it suits him, he will try to fool you with plaintive meowing, but, truth be told, he’s a bad actor.