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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

Preamble

IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

Introduction

WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Sam Wyche

September 11, 2011

That was a much better way to start the season than watching left handed passes from Gus Frerotte. The sometimes luvable bungals will not have Wildman on the billboard until week 9 this year! Plus, all the insufferable Cleveland hype just went out the window because they lost to the Mike Brown's bungals at home in week one as big favorites. You just know Sam Wyche is smiling right now.

IF someone was to believe in Irrational against all belief defying hope then THIS is going to be the most improbable year ever in the history of NFL seasons as Bruce Gradkowski does his best Trent Dilfer impression and Cinci rides a great defense and running game to previoulsy unconsidered glories.

That would be nice for a change...Who Dey! Kyle Orton's neck beard better watch out

October 21, 2009

...for the Chuck Klosterman fans out there. ESPN published an excerpt on football from his upcoming book. But don't be fooled by the word "excerpt", it's long. And good.

Noteworthy point to Bengals fans. When he gets into his list of innovative football minds you see the following people (among others):

Bill Walsh (basically realized that passing for small chunks of yardage and running for small chunks of yardage amounted to the same thing, but that it was much easier to pass for those yards - this became the west coast offense)

Sam Wyche (wanted to find a way to exploit bad match ups and fatigue by never letting the opponent adjust between plays - no huddle)

All of those guys came up with their ideas while at Cincinnati under the Paul Brown. For whatever the reason, it seems Paul Brown encouraged and incubated many people with fringe ideas (even if he sometime ultimately drove them away to our detriment - Bill Walsh).

I think we can all agree it's only a matter of time til Chuck recognizes the innovative offensive thinking by Brat and the open, free thinking atmosphere Mikey fosters as owner.

October 18, 2009

It's the weekend but that does not mean you still cannot make your knowledge grow, right? Hmmm...you look skeptical. What if I told you that this football lesson plan comes from a woman who knows more about football than you? Better, huh. I thought so.

What follows is a Q&A dialogue with Texans fan and writer Steph Stradley about anything from who you might not know on the Texans that should scare you to why the average Texans players still suffers from high car insurance premiums (they're young).

I'm guessing you're like me, and don't know jack about the Texans, because they've basically been a NFL afterthought (which is funny, cause we root for the Bengals). So educate yourself.