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My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

12 months ago

Do you love water ? That means you love 80% of me.

12 months ago

Are you my future roommate? Because I just can’t stop talking to you online and I’m so excited for us to move in together. Then we’ll get really annoyed with each other. But then we’ll probably either be friends for life or never talk to each other again. There won’t be a middle ground.

12 months ago

Are you on your period, because your a bitch.

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I can live up to all of your great expectations.

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.