Wednesday, 24 December 2008

the game of kings

I am contemplating my next move. The STAFFs' puny intellects are no match for me. But even if THEY should stumble on a good move and my brains won't win it on this one occasion, well, guess who's top in the brawns department? (Hint: starts with o, ends in o, has two ts in the middle).

Everything is a game of chess. Getting the best sofa. The warmest bed. The best food. The most attention. The STAFF try all sorts of strategies, but in the end, it is always check mate.

Now, back to my game of chess. I like the new chess figures. The wood smells very yummy, and could do with some 'personalizing'. You cannot beat that sort of thoughtful gift for Christmas, can you now.

Look, Otto!Your little indigestion episode from earlier this year obviously leaked into the press.Odd Items Found in the Stomachs of PetsI am irritated. I have eaten so many toy mice, bags of peppermint tea and rubber hair bands, but mommy never took me to get a fancy picture of my stomach interior. Next time, I'm not gonna poop them out until I get a press release.

many thanks for your xmas wishes! I did not get anything exciting for xmas, apart from a coat, which didn't even fit. And as for the special food - I had to find all of that myself! Still, I enjoy chess. It is a nice quiet game. And I win every time!