“For the last time I’M NOT STALKING HER!” Church ranted, glaring across the table at Tucker. The new episode of Red vs. Blue was out and Church was not taking it well. And as usual Tucker wasn’t helping.

“Sure…..Man maybe someone should remind her about restraining orders. That is not healthy.”

“I’m not stalking her!” He turned to look at the person sitting at the end of the table reading book. “Hey mister, you saw the episode. Tell this idiot I’m not stalking my girlfriend.”

“Come on Church, haven’t you been paying attention? This guy’s got a stranger relationship then you. He’s dating his sister.”

Johan sighed. “We’re not dating.”

“You’re dating your sister?”

“His TWIN sister.”

“That’s …..” Church paused then looked over at Tucker. “Wait a minute. This is that serial killer guy? No name German?”

“I’m sitting right here.”

“Yeah. So?”

Church just looked at him and then rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I’ll let you continue to make fun of the serial killer. Have fun with that.”

“Candy?” Johan put his hand out with a smile.

“Oh I am NOT falling for that again." Tucker folded his arms and looked off in a huff. “I hate dying in here. That skeleton is creepy as hell. Plus, I have to hang out in that room with the dead people till the paperwork is done. I hate dead people.”

“Hey!”

“Oh shut up Alpha”

“Okay, on top of not being a stalker? I am also a GHOST!”

“You keep telling yourself that.”

-

The argument continued the familiar ground as Tex walked over.

“Do I even want to know?”

“Same arguments, only a slight change.” Johan replied, looking back at his book. “He’s dead, you’re his girlfriend and he’s not stalking you.

“See! There he just said it! Ha, told you so.” Church stopped arguing to declare his victory.