I have recently been signed up to write a book of original poetry about the TV industry - how tummy-tinglingly exciting!! I'll be updating you on my adventures whilst simultaneously running my very own independent TV production company, creating life-changing television programmes, bringing up four demanding children (all under 12) and even guesting on Newsnight Review with Kirsty! I am very busy being TV's favourite Headmistress, on a personal mission to change the world for the better!

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Now you have the powerI am coming in and closing inNow you have the powerI feel my ideas resurfacing

Now you have the powerI'm needing you to believe in meNow you have the powerBen G we have something special burning away

Five and me and you will be soblown away, torn awayFive and me and you will be sospecial and totally invigorating!

Now I have the poweryou will come to me in your special specsNow I have the powerof amazing transformational programming ideasNow I have the poweryou will lunch with me and I will lunch with youNow I have the poweryou will beg me to give you my brightest clues!

I will save you from desperate messthe weakest clues, the weakest linksBen G we will rulethose sacred slots, those terrestrial bluesBen G we will ridethe highest mountains that we can climbBen G we will beon top of the greatest TV mutiny!!

Work for Wild Flower TV

51 TV Love Poems by TV's Favourite Headmistress is a work of fiction. Any references to real people, living or dead, and real events, businesses and organisations are intended only to give the fiction a sense of reality and authenticity.