Ignore me I'm being bitchy and dramatic. There are a lot of bros and retirees that have watched two games in the desert and think they're hockey analysts, but there're also some good ones, most of whom come from the midwest and do, indeed, know a thing or two about hockey.

It's just frustrating that some people have the idea that having a set of male genitals imbues them with innate hockey genius after watching a handful of games vs my decades of watching hockey and unfortunate possession of a uterus.