Posts Tagged ‘Kermit’

I’m kinda nervous, shaking, tense.
Whew, just had a Jägermeister, now I’m good and relaxed.
So what’s with 2girls1cup? Is there anybody out there who hasn’t seen it or who hasn’t posted a reaction video on youtube?
Well finally Kermit The Frog got his reaction video out.
Watch it here:

Okay, now that we’ve got that in our heads, how about some shrooms?

There’s a new slasher psychedelic horror movie coming up, which can be interpreted as a strong warning against the use of psychedelich psylocybin magic mushrooms. Story: Curious twens head to the Irish woods during shroom season to have a great outdoors hallucinative experience. Well, of course someone ends up taking the evil shrooms which the old celtic druids used to contact the dead and achieve foresight. Everybody’s running scared frying on shrooms, stammering “this is only a trip, this is only a trip”, until they get violently mutilated by a hooded dude. The trailer shows some promise of greatness and I bet Mr. Script Author once had a bad trip which turned into a slasher film.
Which basically goes to show that there ain’t no such thing as a bad trip.
Enjoy your shrooms outdoor with close friends you trust and be careful on the dosage. Have a safe trip and just say no to synthetic drugs and hard drugs. Cocaine is not a lifestyle drug, it’s a killer drug, that will drench the soul out of you, leaving you a hollow-eyed zombie with little Jane Fondas clawing away at the nerve endings under your skin.
As Oasis once perfectly put it: “All your dreams are made, when you’re chained to the mirror and the razor blade.”