5/28/15

You missed the Eurovision Song Contest. I know you missed it because, if you’re
reading this, you’re most likely an American. And last Saturday you were
watching reruns of Mama’s Family or barbequing Hot Pockets or shopping for
plastic tumblers at Walgreens or some other typical American activity, while
all of Europe and affiliated nations were glued to their state-sponsored
televisions, watching Eurovision. Shops and offices closed so they could gape
at this multi-billion-Euro musical extravaganza, a cornucopia of pop music, with enough
sequin-festooned glitz to make Liberace wince, and you weren’t invited.

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is an illustrator and opinionated crank living in the bygone century known as South Carolina. His wide variety of neurotic quirks and extreme sensitivity to broad social trends are chronicled as The Symptoms, a continuing blog of sophisticated tantrums. Ashley's work has appeared in many defunct publications and hard-to-sell books. He is considered a complete failure by those envious of his genius. He has a website for some reason: www.ashleyholt.com