I guess being a 147-time offender in the NFL actually does have its perks. Adam Pac-Man Jones told the Cincinnati media that Commissioner Roger Goodell has called on him to speak to this year's group of incoming rookies on how they can avoid screwing up whatever promising career they hold in front of them. We're not yet completely sure what Jones' presentation, PowerPoint or otherwise, will entail, but allow us to speculate a bit on what bits of wisdom the Bengals cornerback might offer: