Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37
minutes after you repost
this....
If you don't resend this then your love life will be
[[doomed]] for all of
eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "How We Get Dissed
P.s ((Don't listen to this chain letter, it's stupid, no ones love life will be
[[doomed]], I just reposted it because I thought it was funny, but don't take it
seriously, one day people will find someone love))

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