A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant..
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time, I
will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very
romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me.

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!....the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful old farts should remember fairies are female......

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