Fluorescent Testicle: I'm not in the medical profession, but my parents are, and I'll never forget mum's story (with x-ray proof) about the guy who had an entire 2B pencil jammed up his dickhole into his bladder, lead first.

/And yes, he claimed that he "Slipped and landed on it."//The laws of physics themselves must've facepalmed when he said that.

At least it was a 2B and not a 2H. Much softer on the tender linings of your penis. Clearly he was an artistically knowledgeable sexual deviant. Not that i would know anything about being one of those.

My BRAND!:Fluorescent Testicle: I'm not in the medical profession, but my parents are, and I'll never forget mum's story (with x-ray proof) about the guy who had an entire 2B pencil jammed up his dickhole into his bladder, lead first.

/And yes, he claimed that he "Slipped and landed on it."//The laws of physics themselves must've facepalmed when he said that.

At least it was a 2B and not a 2H. Much softer on the tender linings of your penis. Clearly he was an artistically knowledgeable sexual deviant. Not that i would know anything about being one of those.

As someone who has had medical devices inserted and retracted through my urethra due to kidney stones (owowowowowow BTW).....

G.I.R.B.:My BRAND!: Fluorescent Testicle: I'm not in the medical profession, but my parents are, and I'll never forget mum's story (with x-ray proof) about the guy who had an entire 2B pencil jammed up his dickhole into his bladder, lead first.

/And yes, he claimed that he "Slipped and landed on it."//The laws of physics themselves must've facepalmed when he said that.

At least it was a 2B and not a 2H. Much softer on the tender linings of your penis. Clearly he was an artistically knowledgeable sexual deviant. Not that i would know anything about being one of those.

As someone who has had medical devices inserted and retracted through my urethra due to kidney stones (owowowowowow BTW).....

My buddy was an ER doctor for a while. He said people come in with stuff stuck in thier asses a couple times a month. And 99% of them just claim to have general stomach or abdominal pain until he slaps up the X-ray and asks them if they think the matchbox car or light bulb in their ass might be the problem. Then he gets the cleaning naked story.

Here is the thing, we do they even give a BS story of "I was in the shower with my toy firetruck and I slipped" story in the first place. Why bother giving a reason? Just say "hey doc there is a toy firetruck up my bum and I need to have it removed." Why not give no story and just say what the problem is.

I knew a guy who packed his sinus cavity with chicked bones. He did so quietly and didn't tell anyone. No one could figure out why his voice suddenly sounded different. We only found out after a few other more public episodes found him in a special ward of the hospital. That was several years ago. He's still there.

My BRAND!:G.I.R.B.: My BRAND!: Fluorescent Testicle: I'm not in the medical profession, but my parents are, and I'll never forget mum's story (with x-ray proof) about the guy who had an entire 2B pencil jammed up his dickhole into his bladder, lead first.

/And yes, he claimed that he "Slipped and landed on it."//The laws of physics themselves must've facepalmed when he said that.

At least it was a 2B and not a 2H. Much softer on the tender linings of your penis. Clearly he was an artistically knowledgeable sexual deviant. Not that i would know anything about being one of those.

As someone who has had medical devices inserted and retracted through my urethra due to kidney stones (owowowowowow BTW).....

If you think "toothpick" and "fork tine" you go, "that sounds awful, but they're pretty narrow-ish... I guess." When you think something that's 1/2" across and made of sheet metal, you realize that your legs are pressing together really hard.

When I was in high school a fight broke out between two guys. Both had long histories of fighting, bullying, suspensions, expulsions, etc... Both had been arrested at least once. So I watched as these two fought. I had seen many high school fights, but never between two people like this. This is like getting front row tickets to a pay per view wrestling match and witnessing the heavy weight title match. With zero tolerance it was great because both were going to be sent to the special school for problem students.

The fight ended as the winner picked up the loser and pulled down his pants and bent him over a table I wondered if there was going to be a victory rape. He took a pencil on the table, shoved it up the loser's ass and broke it off.

One left in hand cuffs in a police cruiser, the other in an ambulance.

Worst is in the comments "missed a few... Penis: Operated on a guy where we removed (2) 6" sections of wire hanger and also a metal chain-link necklace that had obviously been in his bladder for some time.... (((CRINGE))) "

Great Janitor:When I was in high school a fight broke out between two guys. Both had long histories of fighting, bullying, suspensions, expulsions, etc... Both had been arrested at least once. So I watched as these two fought. I had seen many high school fights, but never between two people like this. This is like getting front row tickets to a pay per view wrestling match and witnessing the heavy weight title match. With zero tolerance it was great because both were going to be sent to the special school for problem students.

The fight ended as the winner picked up the loser and pulled down his pants and bent him over a table I wondered if there was going to be a victory rape. He took a pencil on the table, shoved it up the loser's ass and broke it off.

One left in hand cuffs in a police cruiser, the other in an ambulance.