Battered Baby Kraken : Take two pounds of baby krakens ...dip in sour cream en egg mixture...shake off excess liquid...squeeze out excess ink ( set ink aside for later use in yer quills)...coat krakens in a seasoned flour mix ( I loike pepper , salt , garlic an onion powders)...Dip the poor bastids into oil @450F fer abowt a minute or so (depends on the size of the kraken)...Remove from heat ...pat off excessive grease an let the liddle rubber boots cool a bit afore ye set ta chew yer jaws off ta the breaking point.

Throw fatass crewmeber into fire. When he screams and tries desperately to escape, club the blighter insensible with yonder spiked club. Use any and all seasonin's available, and add bilge rats or the cabin boy fer garnishin's...

ENJOY!

I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants