I was waiting in line for the restroom at the Edwardian Ball, wearing a tux, a tophat and a fake moustache, behind several other people also wearing tuxes, tophats and fake moustaches. The door on the restroom said GENTLEMEN, and I thought, "This might be the first time that that sign was actually true."

The door opened and the next person went in. He exclaimed, "Dude, are there motherfucking snacks in here??" The bathroom attendant replied, "Fuck yeah there are motherfucking snacks in here!"