heathers lunchtime polls begin!

If you’re anything like me, and I know you are, you think Heathers is one of the best movies ever. We could sit and quote it for the rest of the day. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “I love my dead gay son!” “Grow up Heather, bulimia is so ’87.” Ok, I’ll stop. Ok, one more exchange: “I brought you to a Remington party and what’s my thanks? It’s on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke!” “Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.”

Anyway, one of my favorite things was the Heathers lunchtime poll, where they went around the cafeteria asking everyone a dumb question. Love the scene where Winona asks Christian Slater about the poll – ooooh the tension! However, there’s one huge flaw in his answer. Take a read:

VERONICA
Hello Jason Dean.
JASON
Greetings and salutations. Call me
J.D. Are you a Heather?
VERONICA
No, a Veronica. Sawyer. This may
seem like a stupid question....
J.D.
There are no stupid questions.
VERONICA
If you inherit five million dollars
the same day aliens tell the earth
they're blowing us up in two days,
what would you do?
J.D.
That's the stupidest question I've
ever heard.
An intrigued J.D. laconically answers the question.
J.D.
Probably just row on out to the
middle of a lake. Bring along my
sax, some tequila, and some Bach.
VERONICA
How very.

I think you see what grapefriend’s problem is with this. You gotta bring some grapes!!! I’d bring Chateau Margaux – a Premier Cru Bordeaux and the best wine I’ve ever had. So let’s kick off this new grapefriend recurring poll post with this: