Monday, February 13, 2006

Man Slips On Banana Peel, Blames Sai Baba

New Mexico, United States

Gerald Moreno, 36, accidentally slipped on a banana peel yesterday while walking home from the grocery store.

Skipping and whistling a Disney tune, he failed to notice the banana peel in his path and inadvertently stepped on it, causing him to land on his behind in the middle of the sidewalk. Shocked bystanders rushed to help him up while neighborhood children pointed and laughed.

Moreno himself had no comment to make on the incident, though he was later witnessed to point and talk in an aggressive manner to a picture of Sai Baba.

The banana peel had mysteriously vanished and was thus unavailable for comment.