Mo Money, Mo Problems: The Dr. Dre Billionaire Checklist

By now we’ve all heard the talk. Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine are selling Beats By Dre headphones to the monster known as Apple for 3.2 Billion dollars. Thats right… BILLION. A deal that would officially catapult Dre past Diddy to the head of the Forbes list and make him the first Hip-Hop billionaire in history. In a world where money comes before power and respect, all “bosses” are now forced to back down to a man who can single-handedly hold their payroll in the palm of his hand… and not notice it.

Now, true there’s talk that the billionaire label may be a bit premature. After all there are partners, percentages and most importantly, TAXES to consider (Uncle Sam is a hater). But with all the reports and IG stunting via Tyrese, the blood is officially in the water and there’s no un-ringing that bell. And waaay before Dre’s billion bucks, a Brooklyn boy named Biggie told the world Mo Money = Mo Problems. With that in mind TUD decided to give Dre a list of some things to expect when he cashes that big check. Spoiler alert: Get a stun gun.