seemed like a good place to bring this up...not sure about how much of our news makes it across the pond but over the last week especially due to a rash of canabalistic "zombiesque" attacks ... hahaha the CDC has felt it nessasary to issue an official statement that zombies are not real <_< hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

absolutely love it * this is straight out of any horror movie/book ...it always starts off as an some sort of isolated incident .. drugs involved...dont look at the man behind the curtain hahahahahaha

1. Last year, on May 18th, 2011 the CDC posts “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” on their website. Since then, the original content crashed and was replaced with content explaining that they were joking.2. A few days ago a man in Florida who allegedly never had no problem with drugs (besides the occasional weed) or mental issues bites 75% of a man’s face off, growls at police officers when confronted, and is shot several times before dying.3. The public reports hearing twelve shots. Police are releasing that the attacker was only shot 2-4 times. They are not releasing details to the public. 4. Originally, they said it was “cocaine psychosis”. Then, LSD. Now they’re saying it is a new strain of bath salts, which are legal, by the way.5. On May 16th - in Florida again - a mysterious rash broke out in a high school, accounting for a lock down of a high school.6. On May 21st, a man was arrested for biting a woman’s cheek off.7. On May 23rd, a man is arrested for biting his cousin’s nose tip off.8. On May 26th, a crazed Florida doctor bangs his head aggressively against a cop car and spits blood on police officers.9. Again, on May 26th, a Florida man was arrested for biting kittens, ripping off their lips and eating them.10. On May 27th, a man stabs himself repeatedly, ripping out his organs and throwing his intestines at police.11. On May 31st, a Maryland student kills and then eats his roommates heart and brain.