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Post-BDM. River's mind, now more or less unfettered by the secret of Miranda, is wracked by her Reader abilites. Where does she seek sanctuary aboard Serenity? Jayne's room, of course! I'm a Rayne-aholic, and that's what this will be. Rating WILL change.

AU, Booth and Bones are married with kids, this story is through point of view of their fourteen year old daughter about the death of her three year old brother and the effect it's had on the members of her family.

When Booth and Bones find a sleigh with 8 reindeer on a roof, they think it's joke. When Parker convinces them to put on Santa and Mrs. Claus' clothing and get in the sleigh, they humored him. But when they begin changing... A Mr. C Christmas story

Temperance 'I-don't-know-what-that-means' Brennan. At a fraternity party. Drinking heavily and being mauled by some punk frat boys. Booth scowled violently at the thought. His freaking forensics tutor. Time to go play white knight." AU. B/B.

Sequel to Just Another Mystery. Brennan and Booth struggle to deal with the powerful withdrawal symptoms of the drugs he was inflicted with, all while learning that they still aren't safe from the group's clutches.

About a not so ordinary day in Booth's life, if you couldn't get that from the title, then I kinda gave it away there...This story is back from an EXTREMELY long hiatus- but it is definitely back, baby! B&B Chaps 4,5,6 are up!

What if Booth had been trapped inside that coma for much longer? What if he'd experienced a taste of more than just one different reality? And how would he recognize the truth when the insanity of it all finally breaks him?

House and Cameron have been dating for nine months and only one person knows about them, Wilson. They're moving in together and they discover something that they realize they soon won't be able to hide. SURPRISE TWIST AT THE END!

Tag to The end in the Beginning. We all know that Hart Hanson maintains that the sex was real, even after we all saw the episode. This is my theory on how he is right about that statement. Mild M rating

WARNING S4 Ep SPOILERS. What I imagine the Bones characters talk about when they imagine how the show should progress. Humor/parody. Bones is the property of Fox & its producers. "Double Death" now up.

Parker's thoughts about his dad and his 'mom'. I resent saying mom... I'm Aussie, we say mum! This is a cute, funny ONESHOT, just Parker's mind's workings about his 'mom' and dad. Try it! Review. Not sure about when this is or Parker's age though. Enjoy!

Isabella Swan married Jasper Whitlock on a crisp cool day in the fall of 1860. Several months later, he went off to join the Confederate Army. He's believed dead, and after a while, he expects her to be dead as well. But things aren't always how they seem, and they may yet be reacquainted.

It wasn't Unification Day. Mal hadn't picked any hooligan's pocket yet. They had just finished a rather successful job and had decided to celebrate. So, there seemed to be no reason to start a fight in this particular bar. Oneshot, Rayne.