Just one question... You said that everyone was in a crowd to buy this stuff, so a lot of people must have smelled like it. Why, then, is Gray the only one being targeted by the dragon slayers? They ran through the town, so Gajeel and Wendy (and Natsu) must have smelled a stronger whiff of the perfume, so why didn't they head there and find all the others and even more pheromones? I get that it wouldn't make much sense for the storyline, but it was just bothering me the whole time

Cute and hilarious and adorable (and cute)! My only complaint, that you've probably heard, and bothers me to tears (just because i'm an annoying OCD person like that) is Gazille, is spelled Gajeel. Not that it's uber important, i loveddddd the story (it was cuuute!)