Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Why Did I Eat This?

More like AngASS SnackCRAP. Surely I am neither the first nor the last to refer to this Andy Garcia's unfortunate twin of a snack as such. Following a gameful but foodless visit to Charles Edward Cheese, there was a hunger inside me that could only be satisfied by drive-thru eats. Unfortunately, there aren't many options along the I-276 and 309 exits (not that we looked all that hard), so we had to settle for McDonald's. Trying not to be a total fatass, I opted for an Angus Snackwrap. And you know what? Fuck McDonald's, especially off-hours McDonald's. What you see above must have been under the heat lamp since noon, onions, pickles, and all. The half-patty was about as appetizing as a nerf football that had spent some time with a slobbery dog, and the ketchup tasted like pesticide. To make matters worse, I order an M&M McFlurry, quite possibly the worst combination of candy and ice cream ever conceived. If you're in the mood for a snack, order anything but this disaster. Please. Buen provecho.