China’s latest contribution to the year’s festivities comes in the form of a breezy upskirt Santa, and has been causing something of a stir – although those expecting anything so conventional as a sexy girl dressed as Santa may be sadly disappointed…

This is just wrong in sooooooooooooo many ways it would take to long to type them all down. I will never be able to look at a santa now without these images flashing in my mind. Looks like it will be a holiday season full of vomit and dry wretching.

I really don’t get the idea of Santa clause. Parents telling children that in the middle of the night while they sleeping there will be a creepy old guy coming into their room to give them present. While at the same time telling them don’t take things from stranger coz they might be a pedo. Weird.

In the Netherlands,their Santa Claus will come into people’s homes with six to eight black men to give presents to good children. If the child has been naughty, the whole lot of them will kick the shit out of the kid, and then put the little brat in a bag to haul them back to Spain to do who knows what.