I'm so surprised...

Found this in herooftheage's journal, who said when he posted it "my suspicion is all my friends will score this way".

You speak eloquently and have seemingly read everybook ever published. You are a fountain ofendless (sometimes useless) knowledge, andnever fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost anyquestion people ask, and have thus beennicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct theirgrammar and insult their paperbacks.