♪ ♪
Josh Dean: I am stuffed.
Josh Dean: What a meal!
Josh Dean: What a meal, guys!
Top 5 easily.
Josh Dean: If that had to be
my last dinner,
Josh Dean: I tell you what,
it's in contention.
Josh Dean: That's all I'm
going to say.
Josh Dean: Hey, um, Peg, can
we get the a... this?
Josh Dean: Thank you.
Josh Dean: She's been great.
Josh Dean: It's just such a
magical night.
Josh Dean: It was a wonderful...
everybody was on their A game.
Josh Dean: You guys are
my A-men.
[Multiple Voices]: A-men!
Josh Dean: Hey, I like that.
Judas, write that down.
Mel Rodriguez: Me? Really?
Josh Dean: Actually, second thought,
John you have better handwriting.
Josh Dean: Would you take
care of it?
On it!
Josh Dean: You're the best.
Mindy Sterling: Alright here you go, JC.
Josh Dean: Thank you.
Mel Rodriguez: Really?
Josh Dean: I'm just gonna...
Oh, wow.
Josh Dean: Judy, baby, what's
the problem?
Mel Rodriguez: Look, I don't want to
make a big deal out of it,
Mel Rodriguez: it's just you never really
ask me to do anything.
Josh Dean: Ah, Judas.
Josh Dean: Did I not just ask you to wash
everybody's feet 2 hours ago?
Mel Rodriguez: Yeah. Yeah.
Mel Rodriguez: You commanded me to wash
the feet of 12 grown men. Yeah.
-Do you want to do it again?
-I know, he's good at it.
Mel Rodriguez: Naw, I don't want
to do it again.
Josh Dean: Um, Peg, just a quick thing,
this is all on one thing.
Josh Dean: You couldn't split
this up for us?
Mindy Sterling: No. You didn't ask
for separate checks.
Josh Dean: Yeah, but Peg, every time
we're here we do, have a...
Josh Dean: You know? Okay, I have to
say something. I'm sorry.
Josh Dean: You know, I don't mean
to be a jerk, it's just...
Josh Dean: every time you charge us
for 13 glasses of wine,
Josh Dean: and you know, we only order water,
and I kind of do the rest.
Mindy Sterling: Jesus Christ. Come on.
I run a business here.
Mindy Sterling: Teressa Ramirez, she wanted
to have her quinceañera here, and I said,
Mindy Sterling: Oh no-no-no, no, JC is coming.
Let me give him the room, because
Mindy Sterling: my son Judas
is your friend.
-Thank you mom. I really appreciate--
-Quiet Judas.
Josh Dean: It's okay. You know what?
I'll pay a corkage fee.
Josh Dean: Alright? Okay?
Josh Dean: It's just that now there's a bread
charge I would like to discuss.
Mindy Sterling: Oh please - what, there's five,
silver pieces there.
Josh Dean: That's not what matters.
The point is we never ordered bread.
Josh Dean: You may have seen us eating
bread Peg, but that's my body.
Josh Dean: I'm not going to
pay for my body.
Can you stop
calling it that?
Josh Dean: I know you guys see me doing
the speech from the mountains stuff,
Josh Dean: but it's not like
I get a speaking fee.
Josh Dean: I can't make
it rain money,
Josh Dean: or rain, rain, actually.
Josh Dean: I can do a couple of miracles
here and there, but it really
Josh Dean: depletes my stamina.
Josh Dean: I also can't juggle.
I'm just not as good with--
JC, paparazzi.
Josh Dean: Wow.
Josh Dean: No paintings.
No paintings.
[Paparazzi]: We know about you
and Mary Magdalene.
Join the club.
Josh Dean: There like a plague
of locusts these guys.
Josh Dean: So, I appreciate it.
Josh Dean: So, we'll just split
this 13 ways.
[multiple sighs]
I really think an even 10
disciples would really help
-a lot in these situations.
-I'm thinking of cutting
some people.
Josh Dean: Who had the curds
and whey?
Josh Dean: Judas, don't act like you
didn't have curds and whey.
Mindy Sterling: You big fat monster,
eating curds and whey.
Josh Dean: So, you spilled curds and
whey into your mouth?
[Female Voice: ♪ Fatty Judas ♪]
Josh Dean: Guys, you know what?
I really had a great time,
Josh Dean: I'm just going to put it
on my dad's card.
[multiple voices of appreciation]
Josh Dean: But Peg, this is the last
supper I am ever eating here.
Mindy Sterling: You bet it is.
Josh Dean: You know, on 2nd thought,
this is just for emergencies,
Josh Dean: streets running with
blood, etcetera, um...
Josh Dean: if Judas doesn't mind, I could
make the bill disappear.
Josh Dean: Yeah? Yeah?
Alright! Check it out!
♪ Gimme that old time religion ♪
♪ Gimme that old time religion ♪
♪ Gimme that old time religion ♪
♪ It's good enough for me ♪