I don’t like this. I don’t recognise the material but I have a feeling if I tried to motorboat it I’d get cauldron rash. Cauldron rash is unpleasant. Just like this picture. Since when is bloated Astro Boy ass good looking. I hate Astro. One of the first thoughts I had when I realised my man-meat had been replaced with 12 inches of solid titanium was ‘I hate Astro’. I still think that a lot. He still talks about how he beat Boron like it wasn’t just a big publicity machine whitewash. The only reason I liked his sister was because she told me he was a ‘little cunt’ once when she was drunk. I don’t drink much anymore. Last time I got drunk I forgot to oil my groin and I got a rust period. I bet if Astro got a rust period he’d try and get free tampons. That’s just what…