Fancy buying a posh house with a Red Dwarf cockpit in it?

A few million quid gets you a posh big house in London - with an added Red Dwarf feature...

Have you got a spare £3,250,000, and happen to be on the lookout for an 11-bedroom (zoiks) home in the midst of London? We figure we've lost pretty much every single one of you by now, but on the off-chance we haven't, then the home in question has one feature that made our eyebrows go north - the small matter of a Red Dwarf cockpit!

Oddly, this isn't described in the particulars for the house in question, but if you scroll through to picture 13 on the property's Rightmove page, you get to the image below...

The house also has a study, a wine cellar and a dressing room. It houses no other spacecraft that we know of. It's worth a viewing at least. Just try not to go in costume, else they might rumble that you've no intention of buying it...