If, while reading posts in an internet forum, you come across the words, "I feel sorry for you", simply replace those words with, "I know that I'm better than you. You ignorant slut".

I have found that this sentence is always associated with some sort of less-than-civil debate and the one who writes it is, in troll-theory, assuming the moral high ground. But we all know this is just another passive-aggressive insult.

In summary:

I feel sorry for you = You suck, I rock.

If you think about using this insult, think again. If you read this insult in a post, simply decode and respond with a jovial "Blow me".

My original estimation of your, for want of a better word, character having been confirmed by your sententious blatherings I might very well take Mr Flow's advice and offer you a hearty 'blow me!'. However, not wishing to have your carious orifice come any where near my tender portions I will simply refresh your ailing memory and repeat my earlier admonition to fuck off, you whining little shit. And you may take your insincere love offerings with you and stick them where the monkey sticks his nuts.

Over and very much out. I'm done with this. The floor is yours - don't leave marks.

I noticed you are sometimes a jolly good fellow , Mister Robthewordshith , then you get to be an awfull nasty for no valid reason . It must be very stressfull for your mrs to never know ,each day what sort of looney is going to pop in . Maybe you drink too much brit's tea , have become allergic to London fog ? At any rate , you give a bad reputation to Scots !Next time you are pissed , put your kilt on and remember you represent a proud people , Scotty !

Hmmm,that's rather cute , High Flow but these words should e told only to your lady , methinks . As for 'being sorry' it is not as you say : we may say truly sorry when we hear about someone explainig they are getting surgery or had an accident or lost someone dear . ONly when i tell Cliff Hucker about 'being sorry for him ,poor thing" i really mean it as a joke , of course but not in a snobbish way .(yet i think it would be ridiculous to feel sorry for some nasty people i won't evenbother to name here )

Look TrumpetHead, I was simply pointing out a very common phrase which is used in web-based mud-slinging. You used it and it reminded me how pathetic it is to say such a thing. You don't really feel sorry for anybody here, do you? I thought not.

Your project sounds interesting and I explored several of the links you posted. I am very sorry I don't have the magic link that will bring your efforts to fruition. Hopefully, if all goes well, the next person who comes around asking this question will find an answer based on your research.

Look, sunshine I tried to help you, tried to find you a positive way of crafting your own answer, but all you seem to want is to have someone else hand it to you on a plate. I'm not in the least bitter, I just have a low tolerance for hypocritical ungrateful arseholes who think they can say what they like then sugar it with a nauseating 'much love' that'll make everything hippy dippy all right.

Highly entertaining to you perhaps, but somewhat ho-hum to me. Yes, on the whole I am much more a huggable teddy bear than a bitter, hateful person, but you just might not get to see it if you continue to come across as such a dick. It's 2 am, I'm tired, and I'm going to bed, so don't expect further responses.

I care about your search ,Trumpethead ,and there are a lot of nasty snobs here ,and plain idiots too convinced they know it all because they gobbled what medias tell them to think . Vulgar and utterly boring they can get, don't let them intimidate you and keep saying whatever suits you here ,as a few of them are fairly decent and will talk back with you to discuss on infos you search ! Don't give up ,never !