A very small town in Southern Maine where nothing ever happens. For the "hoodlums" in town, their daily entertainment is meeting at Central School and doing stupid, useless things. For everyone else, you sit at your house all day waiting for the day you graduate from Marshwood High School and can get out of the town. Unless you are the hicks, then you drop out at 15 and become a drug dealer. The nearest store is 25 minutes away, unless you like second hand clothes, then we have a bunch of stores for that. And good luck if you have a pollen allergy, there's so many trees here you will die during allergy season.

Person 1: Hey dude, want to go to Central and climb trees like idiots?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here for the next five years wishing something exciting would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.