Wherein we roll up our sleeves, get angry, and give The Academy a swift punch in the nuts It's time to celebrate the Forgotten Oscars, where zombies sing, wood chippers cut body parts instead of lumber, and video cameras can kill.

So you're looking for scary a movie to watch on Halloween? We've got you covered. As a horror maniac, I feel it is my duty to pry your eyes open with a pair of rusty fishhooks and show you some fright fests you've probably never heard of. Don't even try to blink.

I thought video was a dead medium — until I discovered the analog underworld of VHS snobs I was a VHS addict. In the '80s and '90s, I practically lived at the video store, renting every movie I could get my hands on. As my obsession with movies grew, renting was not enough; they needed to be mine. I amassed a few hundred videocassettes, and I was proud to own each one of them.