The San Antonio Spurs have officially won the race to create the biggest sandwich ever offered in NBA Finals history. Meet the “3-Pointer.” That beast will be available tonight during Game One of the Finals at the AT&T Center in San Antonio (go to The Smokehouse BBQ in Section 122). It will only cost you $12.50. You don’t want to know the calorie count. If you’re buying this beast, you don’t care about the calorie count.

That actually seems like a deal. So you’re telling me I get all of that for just $12.50? A basic burger runs nearly $10 at these games. I count seven onion rings. You’re telling me I get pork, brisket and sausage, plus seven onion rings? Add in a draft and that’s a well-spent $17.