He’ll pose as your partner to get that pesky, baby hungry, extended family off your back this Thanksgiving.

Sick and tired of questions about why you’re still single?

He’ll shut them up. With his fists, if you’d like.

For those that don’t know, Thanksgiving is huge deal in the USA. It’s like Xmas without the presents, but with a lot more guilt. Kind of like a family dinner on Australia Day, but with enough food for seven families.

This is the guy. I have no idea what that writing beside him is about, but let’s just assume he’s got some issues.

Think about it for a second, and it seems like fun. Like the plot of wacky romantic Thanksgiving comedy, with turkey flying around the room, family secrets revealed and a meaningful relationship the end result.

Everyone who’s not American assumes that every ‘National Lampoon’ movie is a documentary. Which is correct.

Think about it for two more seconds.

Would you be up for it yourself? Why the hell not? It’d be a story that you’d be able to share every time you’re at a dinner party that isn’t founded on a complete lie.

Think about it for any more than ten seconds, and you come across some issues.

This guy must be pretty damn lonely and with no self-esteem to even suggest this.

The real meaning of Thanksgiving is… Overeating!

And anyone who replies to this ad must have zero respect for their family. Yes, let’s teach them a lesson. Then reflect on when that’s ever worked and maybe first have a think about why they’re so keen for you to splat out some brats.

Pranks are well known for their ability to solve huge issues. The biggest prankster of all time was that kid from Home Alone, and he’s never had a problem since…

So yes, let’s laugh at the freaks. That’s what they’re for, and not spare one moment pondering a society that breeds these people, applauds their weirdness, then quickly move on without one person asking, “Buddy? Are you okay?”

In Australia, nobody even bothered to say thank you. Only ‘sorry’.

Also, this made the news. Meaning it’s the job of some journalist, and probably several, to search through eBay auctions, Craig’s List ads and the rest of it, looking for more freaky.

Why bother reporting on actual news, when you can laugh at something of no consequence?