Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues 'The Lesbian'

Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.

Last week, Hong Kong's version of Hugh Hefner offered up a $65 million bounty to any man who could unlesbian his lesbian daughter. Now, taking a cue from Law & Order, Sacha Baron Cohen has decided to rip that headline for an upcoming movie.

Never one to let a wacky foreign caricature slip through his fingers, Cohen is moving ahead with a film called The Lesbian. At this point, it's not known if Cohen would play the eccentric billionaire, a potential suitor, or the lesbian at the center of the plot. I'm going to rule out Cohen in the lesbian role right now. Stripping away his ability to expose his penis would take away a third of his schtick. (Deadline)