Haha oh my gosh VM! HAhahhahhahaha her reaction was definitely one I'd have if my mum said that to me! Hahahhaha you made me LOL (I never write lol unless I'm actually lolling!) Always great for a laugh.

Lordy! You do have 797 followers. I THOUGHT I WAS UP EARLY!! Do you people sleep??

I had a hysterectomy Jan 5th this year. My 15 yr old.. had taken a pix of my belly button and drawn a smiley face on it.. Just last night she showed me on her cell phone, how she will look at that when she's blue..

Utterly hilarious. Once when I was small (and a complete tomboy) I asked my grandmother why women had to have breasts (I think I used the term "boobs"). I was just hitting purberty and considering my grandmother's ample chest, I was already annoyed. "They are there to feed babies," she said me, to which I immediately demanded to know why they weren't just cut off after they weren't needed anymore. My grandmother laughed.

So glad I'm not the only one. Had a conversation with my daughter and her friend while shoe shopping two weeks ago. The friend was commenting on dd's feet being much smaller than mine. She told her friend she took after her father and I had to add that it's really not true what they say about the size of a man's foot. THe girls are 26 and still were grossed out. You just have to do that sometimes!

Don't they still teach sex-ed to students in high school? I'm pretty s sure I knew the difference between a vagina and a uterus... somehow I suspect she does but just wanted to make some snippy comment to you...

LMAO! My seventeen year old son ran into me in the hall one early morning... I was wearing pants and a bra, but no top yet. He insists that I have brain damaged him for life. Geez... and it wasn't even one of the sexy bras.

Ow. My dad passed in 2002 at the age of 78, and in her grief shortly after my mom talked to me about their intimate life in recent years. [nothing weird, pretty mainstream, but private] It was at the same time sweet and touching, but also way TMI.

It was a weird feeling. I was glad to know that they shared such a deep love, but I also really didn't want that in my head.

Bwahahahaha. My teen might have fainted dead away on the spot. She can't even handle it when we kiss close enough for her to hear. Occasionally we stand by her bedroom door and make loud wet smacking sounds, not even actually kissing, just sounds like we're chewing eachother's faces off. Truly cringe inducing.

Your line was classic! I love it.

Although the snort worthy part of that conversation was her thinking they removed your vagina!

Bahahahahaha!This sounds JUST LIKE something my mom would have said to me at 18.Her favorite pastime? Bringing up certain sexual acts in front of my husband. Because he turns BEET RED. And then we all laugh. Everyone wins. Except him, I guess.

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