In what everybody already saw coming for weeks (months) now, Apple has just unveiled its latest product, a tablet called the iPad. Basically a bigger version of the iPhone, Steve Jobs presented the iPad during a press event in San Francisco. The most interesting news? It's powered by... An Apple processor, called the A4. The most shocking news? The price.

OH MY GOD! Cheap and functional Windows PCs, that run actual, feature-rich, productive software and play actual visually impressive, nontrivial games are just not Apple hip! I and my Windows gaming system are going to burn in practical, non-glamorous Not-Apple-Hip hell! What can I do?

Quick! I must send Apple $500! Maybe they'll mail me an entry-level Token of Hip, and save my soul from such a wretched fate!