More than 4 years ago, Vic Demised saw the poor decaying Viking in the Miss Mauds carpark. Seemingly on its way to becoming a vanished worst. But no. He lives. Kudos…I guess. Aren’t the supposed horns on viking helmets supposed to be totally bogus? And if a West journo is is viewing, please don’t steal these photos.

Having judged against Miss Maud , I have decided to refer to her as Miss Merde . On a similar note I refer to the honourable member for Cottesloe as Crawlin’ Barnrat , and encourage others to follow suit . Let’s slam the door on his ass HARD on his way out .