I went to school at Syracuse. The Wienermobile came, and I fell in love with it. It was a low point in my life, and I knew I wanted to drive it. I did everything I could, including making up songs and tap dancing at the Oscar Mayer headquarters.

Gelfenbien’s 75-minute play will premiere at the Jazz Gallery during New York City’s Fringe Festival in August. She won’t be selling hot dogs at the show because apparently, “It’s against the law.” Still, I’m so there! (Tickets go on sale July 18.)