Shhhhhh... We're Silencing Christians...

Yeah, that's the real problem in America today—the way the gays have managed to completely silence Christians. Can you even recall the last time you heard a peep out of an American Christian? Remember how the gays drove Mike Huckabee from public life? Whatever happened to Rick Warren anyway?

Sigh.

Go and watch the video, marvel at the awesome power of the gay rights lobby, and then take their "Family Values Survey." (Please note: hating and fearing gay people is the only value the Christians behind this survey are interested in.) Unfortunately there's not a "who gives a fuck?" option for the first question ("Do you believe the Bible condemns homosexuality as sin?"), so just vote "undecided." And to this woman...

...I'd like to say this: the gays are perfectly willing to tolerate your story—"tolerate" meaning "put up with" not "be delighted by"—it's your haircut that we can't abide. You can be an ex-lesbian without having to have your hair done by the same woman who frosts the cakes down at the IGA. Thanks to Slog tipper Sean.