We don't know much about rear-naked chokes or flying scissor heel hooks other than they sound like something you'd do right before delivering a dirty sanchez, but we do know that MMA ring girls in general are smoking hot (Exhibit A: here) so hey, we're glad these girls have chosen a career path we can all be proud of (parenthesis only so we don't end that sentence in a preposition...take THAT Mrs. Farmer).