"Get this bitch outta here … someone needs to take out the trash," Thomson said about Aviva Drescher's pal, Amanda Sanders, before turning her wrath (and a lot of f-bombs) on Drescher herself. "Aviva, you are full of empty bull––––. No one likes you. No one wants to be around you."

"Heather didn't hang out with Diddy for no reason," said Sonja Morgan. "She's got street cred."

Morgan didn't have dental cred, however, when her bottom tooth fell out at a brunch she held the following day.

"Oh, God, my tooth fell out again … I have to Polident it," said Morgan, 50, whose tooth fairy interns then helped recreate her smile. "I'm too young to be Polidenting. Is Fixodent better than Polident?"

But Radziwill took top magical honors after being named the Mermaid Queen for the Coney Island Mermaid Parade, which helped raise money for the boardwalk and community following Hurricane Sandy and also kicked off the summer season on Coney Island.

"[The parade] draws out families to naked freaks, so our group will fit right in," joked Radziwill, 50.