I tried, once. Wound up needing six more stitches in the shirt, and four more stitches in me.

Worst part of the experience was explaining why I was at the ER._________________I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning

By now I'm guessing we're supposed to simply presume that Pebbles is living at Li'l E's house. And Seymour's not haranguing them for "living in sin"? Slick and/or Squig aren't asking Li'l E how the heck he managed that? What kind of neighbors are these people, anyway?

I tried, once. Wound up needing six more stitches in the shirt, and four more stitches in me.

Worst part of the experience was explaining why I was at the ER.

Katanas are not toys, no. Fortunately I have never drawn my own blood (yet).

Well, my Bowie knife instead of my katana (my katana's just a show piece, anyway), but I had the hardest time convincing the ER staff that, "No, honestly, I did indeed stab myself in the thigh whilst trying to sew a button on a shirt!"_________________I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning