Caption Competition

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"Yeah, I've bribed DITL to make sure that Wesley wins the 'Star Trek Most Hated Character' poll.""At least he KNOWS he doesn't have any fans, you just pretend that people like you."

Bird of Prey

Jadzia: "Wow, Quark is having quite the meltdown in there! Did you diagnose him having a lethal disease or something?"Bashir: "Oh, I just told him to give up oo-mox because it's bad for his health."

Bird of Prey

Dax: "It seems you had Kritonian kidney beans for lunch?"Bashir: "Heh. You can smell that, right?"

MLCoolJ

Bashir: (to Sisko) Hey, Hawk! Is Spencer here?

MLCoolJ

Bashir: (to Sisko) Oh my God, it's Gabriel Bell!

N'tran DS 12

Markle Sparkle versus Bashir Brilliance. (Sorry Julian, No contest.)

Chromedome

"See, I am important. I got an invitation to the royal wedding in Windsor!""Really? It says here it's in Windsor, Texas.""?!?!"

mwhittington

Sisko: Doctor, what IS that thing you're wearing?Bashir: Oh, I'm just trying to bring the codpiece back in style. Tell me, ladies, what do you think?Dax: Well, for starters, there's certainly nothing there to laugh about.Bashir: Why, thank you... hey WAIT A MINUTE!

MR. WORF

Dax : Is that a Banana in your pants ... or are you glad to see me ?Poor Julian , his Viagra hadn't worn off just yet.

Miss Marple

Dax: We were reading your transfer data. What does the "GMO" stand for?

Bashir: "What happens on Risa stays on Risa - right Jadzia?"Dax: "You are playing a very dangerous game here, Julian..."

Bird of Prey

Bashir: "Why are you all starring at me?"Jadzia: "You just pushed Quark out of an airlock!"Bashir: "Yes. Your point being?"

Bird of Prey

Bashir: "Sorry that I am late, but I met Morn on my way to here - and you know how talkative he is!"

Bird of Prey

Bashir: "Jadzia, I wanted to ask you... Would you like to do... a waltz with Bashir?"

Bird of Prey

Bashir: "Hello Jadzia! Is this a symbiont in your belly, or are you just happy to see me?"

Frankie Chestnuts

Sisko: "Dear God... These three will be the death of me."

Shut up, Wesley!

Heh... yep, you guys were right. That wasn't the boys bathroom...

MLCoolJ

Bashir: I can't wait to amaze these ordinary folk with my superior intellect, and they won't even know that it's all because of my illegal genetic enhancements.Kira: You realize you said that out loud, right?Bashir: ...Dammit.Jadzia: Shall we start laughing at the "superior intellect"?Sisko: Yes, we shall.(everybody except Bashir laughs)

Bird of Prey

Dax: "The medical conference you went to wasn't on Risa, right? So... why does the log of your Runabout say that you were there the entire time? Please explain that."

Chromedome

While the others distract Bashir, Kira sticks a "Bash Here" sign on his back.

Chromedome

"Hey, Bashir, you've got a Tribble on your head!"

Chromedome

"OK, first rule, what happens at Smug Club STAYS at Smug Club."

Bird of Prey

Changeling-Bashir was never quite able to figure out if there was something imperfect about his disguise, or if the real Bashir gets all this awkward stares too whenever he enters the room...

MLCoolJ

Bashir: Check out these pearly whites! Think I could become the next face of Colgate toothpaste?Kira: Hey, Colgate Boy. There's a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth.

MR. WORF

Dr. Bashir cracks off a very loud fart as he exits the locking bay . He's busting a laugh so big he's holding his stomach because it hurts so much. Unfortunatly the rest of the crew weren't impressed.

MR. WORF

Dr. Bashir smiles sheepishly as he is told Dax is pregnant with his kid !!!

Bird of Prey

Bashir (comes out of the bathroom): "Phew! If I were you, I would wait a few minutes 'til to go in there..."

MR. WORF

Julian is confronted by Kira , Dax and Capt. Sisko . Did you wash your hands after you used the washroom ?? There's a nasty virus running around here and it's got your DNA all over it !!!!! Julian smiles as he tries to explain , they had run out of soap.

MR. WORF

Dr. Bashir : OOOPs I've done it again !!!!!

MR. WORF

Dr. Bashir had just arrived back for a convention , when Jadzi Dax asked Julian him if he want to be part of a Menage A Trois . Dr. Bashir damn near soiled himself !!!!

Sisko: How do you feel, doctor?Bashir: Good. Better than good, in fact. ... Not enhanced though. Definitely not enhanced! Because that's illegal. Genetic engineering and Kahn and stuff. Normal. I feel normal. ...look at us...all normal. Just standing around...being normal.

DBB

Bashir: You ever get freaky with the symbiont pouch?Everyone else: *stares*

PegasusJF

A Commander, Trill, and Bajoran keep the doctor OUT of the bar.

PegasusJF

Awkward Silence in 5...4...3...

Frankie Chestnuts

Bashir: "I made a 'boo-boo'!Kira: "Christ... I hope he knows how to wipe."

Frankie Chestnuts

Bashir: "I made a 'boo-boo'!

RobinSinclairGilliverWrexham

The TNG episode ''Who Watches The Watchers'' on the DITL got a 3 Badge rating? What retard would give that episode a good rating!?

(I'm looking at you, Graham)

RobinSinclairGilliverWrexham

When you said you spiked my pint with LSD, what did you mean... And why am I turning into a glowing Klingon with an afro and beard of gold...

jg

I guess the question of who farted on the turbolift will never be answered. But I do have my suspicions...

Bodhi

Dax: "Why would a Ferengi be in a gorilla suit?"Kira: "What even IS a gorilla?"Bashir: "Ha! Yes! Uh, anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to check on the infirmary."