All characters in this story are purely fictional and any resemblance they may show to any actual, factual people is pure coincidence (I.E. though Smalltowngirl resembles a pintsized Lithuanian circus freak she is not OD's cousin). The actions, events and sequence of events that comprise this story are completely fabricated and should they, in any way, resemble actions, events or sequences of events in any actual persons life, it is a mere coincidence. Thank you.