I hate it when people forward bogus
warnings...but this one is real, and it's
important. So please send this warning
to everyone on your e-mail list:

If someone comes to your front door
saying they are conducting a survey
on deer ticks and asks you to take your
clothes off and dance around with your
arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM;
they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

I feel so stupid now.

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