On the latest Our Monkeys, My Circus Podcast, the eight-year-old and I talk geography (I found out we have listeners in Indonesia and England), and how how podcasts were a technological impossibility 15 years ago. That leads to a discussion about rotary phones and VCRs -- and invariably, a "That must've been a terrible time to live" assessment from the eight-year-old.

We also talk more NFL news -- Are the Rams moving to LA?! Can you believe the Dolphins fired their coach?! The Browns lost in heartbreaking fashion?! -- before returning to more important topics: the eight-year-old has started a Ninjas Are Cool Club and they're accepting members (related: good luck with that), we revisit the dangers of planning to scheme against neighborhood girls, and we end things with a pop-culture pop quiz where Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber get name-checks.