Family Guy Season 3 Quotes

Peter: Hey, Chris, what are you doing?Chris: Just layin' back in the cot, peepin' at this here homie. Yo, pops, let me have some cheddar. Some player hater be throwin' salt in my game and grillin' me over my gear and I needs to be mackin' style.Peter: Well, uh... the important thing is you tried, son.

Brian: "The Diary of Nate Griffin." May 7th, 1836. I was brushing down Lucy, the new colt, when she let out a fart right near my face. So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her.Peter: Hehehehehehe!Brian: Oh, uh, that laugh's in here, too, see? "Hehehehehehehe..."

Hotel Manager: And this is the bathroom, but watch out we got some bad roaches here.Red Roach: Hey, you're on our turf man!Green Roach: Hey mana, I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!Brian: Those are bad roaches.Hotel Manager: I blame the schools

Lawyer: Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin: Problem Drinker or African-American Haberdasher?Peter: Uh, do I-I guess problem drinker, but that's uh-Lawyer: Thank-you. Now: Sexual deviant or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?Peter: Well, sexual deviant, but that other one's not even, eh-Lawyer: Thank-you

Teacher: In French, when you want to say "yes", you say "oui, oui!"Peter: You gotta be kidding me! Oh my god, that is hysterical. Oh, man. Hey, what do you say for "no"? "Doo Doo?" Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes!"