I have the best friends in the world but wouldn't mind adding a few more to the roster. It would be even better if one of those friends became something more. It would be great to build a relationship but it's important to start a friendship first, so, let's start there and see what can develop...

I think a solid relationship is result of a great friendship, consisting of trust and respect as a foundation to build upon. It's nice to get to know someone first, date a bit and let things take it's natural course. But If things don't work out romantically, at least there is still a friendship.

I like peace and lots of positive energy around me. I'm not a fan of drama and try to avoid it as much as possible - so no chicken head drama queens please. I'm desensitized to all "Chicken Heads" and I will digress lol!

Definition! Exit stage left!

Expectations.

You are...

- Honest - can't stress this one enough!!!

- Open-minded

- Good sense of humour

- Generally happy

- Family and friends-oriented

- Have a good heart and compassion for other people less fortunate would be an added bonus, I guess I have a thing for tree hungers and humanitarians...Lol!

I am...

- Pretty funny (Sarcastic/Love 2 joke & make people laugh)

- Optimistic

- A spicy-food lover (food lover in general)

- Music lover, need my live music fix, love seeing a good concert

- Amazing cook

- Love life

- Good kisser

- Love dogs, but I don't kiss them lol!

..Slobber just isn't cool!

So if any of this interests you, feel free to send me a message. But lets keep it real ladies, we all want to be with some one attractive, but if you don't have a personality to go with it, then your just a another "Lack Luster" female in my book.

Beauty is a dime a dozen, but a woman's personality will keep a man's heart.

Personality is everything!

P.S. And yes, if you haven't figured it out yet, I am a single father. So if this is a problem for you and your one of those ignoramus individuals that describe children as baggage, then get the step'n and kiss my black @__ __ well you know the rest lmao!

Again if you think you have a great personality and that we might hit it off with a few things in common, please drop me a line and say hi, I would love to hear from you.

Smilze Public Service Announcement

Please! Cut out the whack ass behavior ladies, having 7 head shots of yourself isn't appealing to any man and I'll tell you why. Men want to see versatility, they want to see all of you, we are visual creatures ladies. If your a little insecure because of your weight, don't be, except it and rock it, because there are men that like plus size women. PS ~ Doing the duck face pose and puckering up for the camera like you just kissed a fish doesn't make you look skinny! So I beg of you, please stop the whack @ss behavior!

Please post recent pics, blurred photos from a mile away doesn't make the grade, people actually want to see your face...Now imagine that! And it's 2014 you could up grade those black and whites to colour ya know. And just a little heads up! The photo shop stick and paste your head on a fake body makes you look crazy as cat shit! Stop insulting our intelligence, because contrary to popular belief, we can tell it's fake! Besides, itreally looks silly and no one likes a fraud.

This has bin a public service announcement from yours truly, Smilze the truth teller, can you dig it!

Now If you've been entertained and read the whole profile then you're definitely a champ in my book! Do I have you laughing yet? Glad I could be of service... Nothing like a good laugh, right? But don't get it twisted, I was serious as a heart attack!

Good luck to all and have fun fishing,

First Date

There are two categories of a first date. The first meeting is not really a date, more like a 'lets get a drink or go for a walk and talk to see if there is any chemistry/ interest kind of date. Then there's the real first date that proceeds that if all went well. So wining & dining you spending a huge amount of bank roll on a first encounter is not practical for us men. I might not even like you or have anything in common, you get my point, so money hungry gold diggers looking for a free meal vamoose!

Now If the first meeting was pleasant, then we can discuss going out on a real date. And that's where the real fun and excitement begins...lol

Smile!

Quotes:

Don't wait the time will never be just right...

Men stop worrying about trying to please women, because until you grow a chocolate penis that ejaculates money, your not gonna win... I kill me lmao!

Women worry about what men forget, and men worry about what women remember...

Immature love says, I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you, can you dig it!

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