"First World Problems" are meant to be a joke. The internet meme mocks the way the planet's more privileged citizens will complain about things many people would consider luxuries.

But if all you know is the First World, wouldn't these "problems" be real to you? In a parody video from Ryan Higa, First World Problems -- or FWP -- finally get treated with the seriousness they deserve.

For the first time in U.S. history, Protestants do not comprise a majority of the population—but not because another religion is about to surpass it. Instead, the fastest-growing religious affiliation in America is, in fact, no religious affiliation.

While it may seem strange, bars will sometimes use liquid nitrogen to spruce up the presentation of their drinks. Although the substance causes severe burns when touched directly, in its room-temperature gaseous form it creates a fog-like effect and should be harmless.

Although there has never been any data definitively linking genetically modified food to health problems, many scientists and nutritionists worry that messing with the genetic makeup of food could have adverse effects on the environment and the people who eat it.

In light of this, Californians will be voting on a Proposition 37 this November, which would require special labels on all genetically modified food.

In retrospect, Patrick Gallagher and his buddies probably should have just celebrated his impending nuptials with a quiet night of poker, maybe a cigar. But instead they took the bachelor party to the strip club, where the groom-to-be suffered an injury as embarrassing as it is painful.

Gallagher was pulled up on the stage at the Penthouse Club in Port Richmond, Pennsylvania to get the full-on bachelor treatment. Included in the festivities was a stripper pole, and when one of the girls "shimmied" down the rod and launched herself into Gallagher's lap, his bladder ruptured.

There are many reasons why you shouldn't drive impaired. Especially because, in your altered state, you will make ridiculous excuses for your crime upon being confronted with it. You'll do something like blame it on circus animals.

At the end of every episode of 'The Price Is Right' the two remaining contestants bid on respective "showcases" of prizes, with the winner being the one who gets closest to the prizes' actual price without going over.

It's a simple enough concept, but on a recent episode a contestant named Mary got pretty tripped up by it.

Last night, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney faced off in the much-anticipated first presidential debate. The general consensus was that it was a very good night for Romney, the former Massachusetts governor.

However, if you ask us, this amazing PhotoShop won the night. As you can see, graphic designer Shelby White swapped the hairstyles of the two candidates.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is having quite the year. The 31-year-old starred in 'The Dark Knight Rises' this summer, his time travel thriller 'Looper' hits theaters today, and in November he will be in Steven Spielberg's 'Lincoln.'

JGL was also the star of a recent Obama-themed photo meme, in which the 'Inception' star is combined with the President and the First Lady and all are making very sour faces. He discussed the picture during an appearance on 'Conan.'

If you haven't seen 'Toy Story 3,' you should probably stop reading and not watch this video. But if you have, you would know that at the end of the movie Buzz Lightyear and friends face certain death via fiery incinerator, only to be saved at the last moment by a giant claw.

Some pranksters decided to have fun with the movie's ending and the target of the prank was their poor unsuspecting mother.

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