Apparently Angelina Jolie and her “hypnotic vagina”, as Michael K from Dlisted calls it, will be in a movie with Michael’s massive Fassbender. According to Vulture, the film is to be directed by Ridley Scott, called The Counselor, and the Jolie is currently negotiating for a cameo.

Remember those rumours that kicked up when Angelina worked with Johnny Depp in The Tourist? It will be nothing compared to what will go down in the imagination of the tabloids between her and Michael Fassbender. In fact, I think I’m kind of excited to see their excitement, not to mention the creative cover headlining that will no doubt ensue: Angelina kicks heroin but now overdoses on Fassy!