'Unapologetically Bullish'? Not Quite

The problem with satire is that it sometimes isn't recognized as such. No doubt some readers of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" took literally his endorsement of eating babies as a solution to Ireland's poverty. The dim-witted are always with us, if only in order to populate the left side of the intelligence distribution.

So I am reminded by Business Insider, a Web site that gloms the content others produce, and then slices and dices it in order to generate the maximum number of mice clicks, which is what...