Just a warning before you read on. If you’ve never read my work before I’m a very dark person and there may be love and romance but it is usually sprinkled with dark or sadistic sex acts. Please don’t complain later you have been warned. Dysfunctional Relations 4 Part 10: Breakfast at the Y. Grandma had already warned me and Emily over breakfast that Alice wasn’t the sweet little angle her father wanted everyone to believe. She had shown up to church a few times dressed like a tramp and high on something. Me and Emily both looked at each other thinking the same thing; Julia wasn’t her mother so it would be even easier to milk that cow. “After her mother had died a few years back she got into drugs and fornication” grandma said, she never used the word slut but that’s what she meant. “She just needs a good strong Christian man to turn her life around though” grandma adds. I’m not sure if she was trying to discourage a relationship between us or encourage one. I answered the door and Alice moved straight in for a kiss but I quickly pulled away, grandma was watching. Alice handed me an envelope with my name on it, I looked at her confused. “It’s from my daddy, he doesn’t trust me with money he thinks I’ll buy drugs with it” she tells me. There were 3 crisp new hundred dollar bills in the envelope and a yellow sticky note, for dinner and a movie with a smiley face. I had mom’s debit card and access to the money from dad’s accident but I wasn’t turning down a little more. Plus the ...

little coke head had already snorted up three hundred bucks of my money. Grandma was still in the fifties and slipped me 20 bucks (a five and fifteen ones) before we left. I was just glad it wasn’t rolls of pennies, “You should go see the campus too Amy, you’ll be looking for a school next year” grandma says “No, I’ll come back and see it another day. I’d rather spend the day with you gram” Amy says rolling her eyes at me. “Shit is going to change when I turn 18” she mumbles as she passes. “We better get going Brian is waiting in the car” Alice says anxious to get out of grandma’s sight so she can kiss me. “Who’s Brian” me and Emily blurt out in unison. “He’s a friend from youth group, Daddy thought Emily might want someone to talk to so she didn’t feel like a third wheel. He’s 19 and very handsome” Alice explains. “Well why aren’t you with him if he’s such a catch” Emily asks. “Well I would but he knows I’m a slut and he’s (she pauses thinking) he’s saving his self for marriage” she says. “Great a fucking virgin, you get the town slut and I get the village idiot” Emily says. Amy burst out laughing as she listens to us talk “What’s so funny” grandma asks having missed it all. “Amy farted” I say. “Ladies don’t fart they toot” grandma says giggling as she pokes me in the ribs. We said our byes and headed out to Alice’s car, she had her step mom’s Cadillac escalade. I took the keys from her and opened the back door for her. She gave me a look like she was offended I was put her
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