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I’m doing that really important thing today calling “sorting out your life before you screw it up so badly you end up being mental all over again”
Long title but I think you get the point. Back in September I ate all sorts of junk to have this human MOT test done to see what I was intolerant to, what the problems were with my body, to check out my hormones and yadda, yadda, yadda. I found out I was intolerant to loads things. Due to my busy life style and can’t be botheredism I kinda fell over, my face met the floor and it was downhill since then. Not like the good ol’ days(!) so it’s all good. I can fix it if I fooooooocuuuuusssss…

The list totals up to about 50 things but obviously a few categories include several things so it means most, if not all staples are out the window.

So, my intolerance list in no particular order:

Fructose – that’s fruit sugar in case you didn’t know

Cheese – I eat the raw kind if I find it and it doesn’t smell or taste like feet (note: that doesn’t mean I’ve tasted feet before)

Cow’s milk – I totally drink raw milk though!

Gluten – This is summarised as the next three items of food

Wheat

Barley

Rye

Quinoa

Spelt – I think?!

Oats – apparently I should be able to stomach (nwithhout pun intended) some. I’m happy without.

Seafood – prawns

Rapeseed oil

black pepper, apparently.

Nutmeg – we Muslims can’t consume it anyway

Pork – So haraam even the test’s telling me to avoid it.

E211 – aka sodium benzoate aka benzoic acid sodium salt

E214 – aka Ethyl p-hydroxybenzoate

E215 – aka Sodium ethyl p-hydroxybenzoate

E216 – aka Propyl p-hydroxybenzoate

E217 – aka Sodium propyl p-hydroxybenzoate

E218 – aka Methyl p-hydroxybenzoate

E219 – aka Sodium methyl p-hydroxybenzoate

E220 – aka Sulphur dioxide a common preservative used in almost everything processed. Lovely.

E621 – aka Monosodium Glutamate aka MSG which needs to be illegal and banned from the Earth.

Yeast – all kinds as far as I’m aware but specifically brewer’s yeast.

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Also.. I think you should try sundried tomatoee regardless of what the test says. might not be totally accurate. maybe in some forms it wont give you sinus problems? Sundried changes its properties somewhat.