Yo yo! Asher here. You may remember my hit song "I Love College." Well, college isn't the only thing I love.

If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air?

[ahem]

That TV series was awfully crazy, I wish I taped it
Now you can follow the characters as they're escapin'
Drink my beer and smoke my weed, but my PlayStation's all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat, then play it again
Man, I love Prison Break: The Conspiracy!

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I wanna play this game for the rest of my life
Befriend Abruzzi by fetching him a knife
Find an empty cupboard in which to hide
Earn cash for tats in underground fights

So pop in the disc, let's boot it up
Two-player versus mode, who want what?
I am king of kings at escaping
Alonzo Mourning, Patrick Ewing…

In Ong Bak 3 Tien's legs and arms will be damaged by torture and require Jaa's character to "fight with some sort of boneless action. This is homework for Panna Rittikrai and Tony Jaa to create the action for us to see what it will look like to fight in the state of boneless condition." [source]

We had to cover up some tattoos. On Luis's eyelids are two words, fuck [and] you. I said to him, "Wow, did that hurt getting that on there?" He said, "No, what hurt was the spoon they had to put underneath the eyelid in order to engrave the tattoo on." [source]

"I finally gained access to a Slingbox in the eastern time zone. I hope to catch Lost at 6:00 PM today."

[phone rings]

"Hello?"B: Jon, you free for dinner tonight?
"Dinner?"
"With my father. He's leaving tonight."
"I thought he left after we ate dinner with him on Sunday."
"He canceled. Chest pains. If you were on Facebook… Anyway, can you join us?"

[pause]

"Sure."
"Super. Meet at my house at 6:00 PM."

[pause]

6:00 PM.

"Hello?"

I hear Run-DMC's "It's Tricky" playing in the living room. I enter to find B's father sitting on a sofa with B's laptop, dancing with my nominal nephew Cole.

"What are they dancing to?" I wonder. "Oh. iTunes."

Cole selects another song  Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love."

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

[to myself] "Oh shit!"

When it comes to the club, step aside (oh shit!)

B's father: Hey, this isn't "London Bridge"…

B's father approximates the nursery rhyme over Fergie, and then, oblivious to the blaring profanity, the 60-something foreign businessman and his four-year-old grandson just dance.

"Oh shit! Lost airs at 7:00 PM on CTV! 4:00 PM pacific… I could catch it at work on my laptop…"

One of the Jackass crew—I believe it was "Party Boy" Chris Pontius—tethered a remote control-operated helicopter to his penis, and sat there grinning as the copter swung in circles, flying out at the spectacle-wearing Paramount executives who green lit the film. [source]

"I'm wide open. I can't believe it. But I haven't made a three-pointer in the second half and we're up by one and there's a lot of time left on the shot clock. If I miss this, they're gonna revoke my scholarship and escort me out of Cedar Falls. Ah, what the heck? I'm a senior." [source]

Villanova rarely doubled him.

"I get it. I'm a slow white guy, and I'm overweight. So maybe you don't respect me. But after I kill you the first half, what are you waiting for. Did he [Jay Wright] want me to have 40?"

"I should have been 16-for-16, to be honest," he said — to live up his nickname, Beast, which he has tattooed on the inside of his lip. [source]

Siobhan Magnus

While reading up on Murray State, I discovered that someone named a race horse "Radiohead"!

A Group II winner in England, Radiohead likely has enough graded earnings to make it into the Kentucky Derby. [source]

Ken Jeong "grew up a Carolina fan, went to Duke undergrad, and was a diehard Duke fan when in med school at UNC." He is also a Lakers fan who considers the 2004 Pistons his "most inspiring team in a long time."

Donald Glover:

I was really into Sailor Moon as a kid. I loved Sailor Mars. That was my thing. You know that weird teenage thing where you kind of dabble in, "What if you could make a cartoon real? Maybe she could be my girlfriend." It was sadness. [source]