M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm

Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the **** in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm

Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD

Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm

I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm

This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.

arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm

Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am

Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm

There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm

1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.

Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm

EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?

Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm

I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm

Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm

i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies

agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm

Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.

Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm

This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.

Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm

I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm

There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).

Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm

You talk about s******ing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm

that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you s******ed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm

Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm

Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm

references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.

WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm

Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler

Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm

WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am

grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am

sorry, grand forks or fargo

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am

honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! f***in libs!

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am

so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am

all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am

that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am

but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am

our p**** lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am

what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do

CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am

hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.

Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm

to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.

Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm

Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny

Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm

He continues to allow warrantless wire-***ping and that is a disgrace for sure.

Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm

What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm

So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm

that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm

Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy

Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm

Well...I think its funny. 5/5
Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm

destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm

So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to

Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm

Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his **** will go on

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm

Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.

CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm

another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election

CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm

only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart

CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm

my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place

WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm

So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.

Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm

uh-huh.

knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm

i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat

Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm

Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you?
And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.

knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm

you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b

knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm

there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies

Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm

Who said a d*** thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.

knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm

for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of **** who paid off his debts with our money

knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm

speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of **** that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.

knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm

yea the obama admin is a f***ing model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your a** you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker

Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am

Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.

WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am

Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am

I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5

WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am

I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.

Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm

Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.

Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm

It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .

Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am

I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?

Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am

Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.

Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am

Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??

CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am

if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also

Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm

So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?

Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm

Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.

Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm

Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm

Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bu****e. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.

Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm

Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.

Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm

Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bu****es.

Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm

Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.

Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm

I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.

really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm

we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!

TODAY'S CHILDREN -

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm

Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world.
My prayers are with the families.

tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am

Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!

Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.

tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am

Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.

Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm

Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.

tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm

The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.

tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm

No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm

Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm

Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)

tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm

Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.

MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am

"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."

MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am

Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.

Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am

tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.

curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm

what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.

curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm

As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.

tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm

As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.

Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm

ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x

Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am

I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind

legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am

Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.

Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am

You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan.
It's more of a Hazing thing here.

tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am

I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".

forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am

well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!

justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am

great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...

DREAMING - Every regular kid growing up in the 80s had the dream that one day we would own an orange 1969 Charger and we would be able to jump it over the local river whenever the need arose.

MATRIX TRIBUTE -

Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:34 pm

This poster makes me oddly sad, as it clarifies something that, up until now, I had only vaguely suspected: falcons cannot deliver a falcon punch. I feel that I must now weep openly for them. *weeps openly*

dave - August 21, 2009, 11:22 pm

that a tampon string?

KEEP A FIRE... -

Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:59 pm

I agree, as does my poster... However, I understand what you mean; but grant me a poetic license here... Burning oneself literally usually leads to nothing but pain... I'm using fire as a me***hor here for hard-work, determination & qualities such like...

Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:52 pm

Fairly certain death is the result of spontaneous combustion, not success.

Political opinion aside, does someone want to tell me who this is?

GENDO POSE - Sexy alien giantesses live for it.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:13 pm

You can use the site's "Create" feature and save to your pc without subjecting us to your off topic, unfunny posters. Then we won't make fun of you and you won't have to make childish threats against us.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:11 pm

I'm sure that there is an Anime/Cartoon site that would really appreciate your posters. Why you can't make actual funny or demotivational posters I will never understand. Your subject matter just doesn't belong here.