When the new pope gets elected, he decides that his first act as pope will be to ban all Jews from the Vatican.
The Jews get really offended, so the pope agrees, that if the Jews can win in a theological debate, then they could stay.
For the purpose of this religious duel, the Jews choose a very wise old rabbi. And to make it even more interesting, he suggest, the they should use only signs and not words during the proceedings.

The day comes, the pope and the rabbi sit down across each other, and they start.
The pope holds up 3 fingers.
The rabbi holds up one.

At a university a biology professor is trying to teach the students about the damaging effects of alcohol.

He places two glasses on his desk then fills one up with water and the other one with whisky. He takes out 2 worms from a little box in his pocket and places one into the water and one into the whisky.

The worm in the water happily moves around, however the one in the whisky goes limp and sinks.

"I have invited one of my friends over for dinner tonight,” says the man to his wife.
"Are you nuts?" - asks the wife, "there is no food at home, everything is a mess, and my hair looks awful too. Why would you do such a thing?"
"I wanted to help him. He could not decide if he should get married..."

In an Indian Reservation an Indian is lying on the road with his ears pressed to the pavement. Some tourists are gathering around him.
The Indian says: “White Chevrolet, Florida tag, dented front bumper, 4 white man sitting in it…”
“And you were able to figure all this out, just by listening to the road? – asks a tourist.
“No”, comes the answer, “they just ran me over…”

There was a fire in the hospital. After successfully stopping the fire, the chief reports to the hospital director: “The fire was extinguished. In the basement we have found seven victims. We applied mouth to mouth, and one was revived, but unfortunately, we did not succeed with the rest.”
Hearing the news the Hospital Director faints.
When he finally comes to, the fireman is asking why did he faint.
The director say: "There is nothing else in the basement, except the morgue."