"Woman jailed for testicle attack"

(Whoops, I just saw that this is from 2005 (I guess this means she'll be getting out of jail soon? :-\ ). Too bad we can't delete our own threads anymore.)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
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An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
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She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

With my knees instinctively clamped together after reading that, I'm reminded of a scene in Clint Eastwood's "Sudden Impact" when Sondra Locke's character, exacting vengeance for being gang raped, methodically stalks her attackers, shooting each in the groin. One quickly turned to the side and cupped his hands over his privates, so she shot him in the head first and then the crotch. I'll never forget the kind of giggle/moan that filled the movie theater the first time I saw it.