“ZIT cream. It’s my whole m.o. I get zits all the time, and they p – – s me off more than anything in the world” – Drew Barrymore to Harper’s Bazaar . . . “I THINK like a genius, write like a distinguished author, and talk like an idiot” – Vladimir Nabokov, as quoted by Martin Amis when Lewis Frumkes asked the British literary star if he was a good speaker . . . “DID you hear about what I did to that journalist’s tape recorder when she went to the toilet? Was I awful?” – Joseph Fiennes to London’s Observer on erasing an interview that was too probing.