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Another day at the office with Angela St. Lawrence, PhoneFemFataleMon, 05 Feb 2018 22:25:28 +0000hourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.5By: You Looking for Me? | ZenFetishhttp://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-47553
Sat, 11 Sep 2010 00:32:48 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-47553[…] things to say to humiliate a small penis <batting eyelashes> […]
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Wed, 06 May 2009 19:52:53 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-29424[…] why not go for the girth? Make every word count and hit him with those words where it hurts the most? Only, in this case, with pain — there’s no gain. […]
]]>By: The Peter Files Blog of Comedyhttp://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-18068
Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:17:35 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-18068Such Feminista Man-Hating Comments Cannot Be Let Stand Without a Few Retorts:

Sometimes small penis size is really just a reaction to a bad idea. Sorry girls, but you all ain’t Angelo Jolie and Dickie knows it…..

1. Don’t worry Honey, with a cunt that large, I was planning to use my forehead instead anyway.

2. It does seem small compared to that gash of yours, is it true that the National Forest Service is going to declare it a national park soon?

3. What is that tattoo over your pussy, over 1,000,000 served?

4. It just looks small compared to your clitty, are you sure that isn’t just a cock in disguise? You ARE a girl aren’t you?

5. It was erect in my pants, but as soon as I got a whiff of the stench from your pussy it went into hiding. Two words for you: feminine hygiene. Don’t get it? One word: Douche.

6. Well in the bar my dick thought you looked like Jennifer Garner, but now I’ve got you home, you look like James Garner. No wonder it’s not up and at ’em.

7. You know, my last girlfriend looked like a horse, but was as sweet as could be, so little Johnny her popped up to 7-8 inches and made her smile all night. Now you look sweet as can be, but have been acting like horse shit all night. So all you get is 3 inches. You keep this kind of crap up, all you’ll get is the back door!

8. Big things come in small packages, especially if you give them a little TLC. Tongue Licking Care! (5 inches later) See what I mean!

9. Why don’t we start on you and see what comes up on my end of things?

10. At least mine is real and can grow with a little work!

Note: The Peter Files Blog of Comedy is safe for work and families and NEVER carries material such as the above. However, faced with such man-hating tripe as the above, one must balance the comedic field with satire and rapier like wit. Even if it is not rapier like.

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Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:05:53 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-10849[…] Well, I brought you a list last month.Ã‚Â And it was rather funny.Ã‚Â And, believe it or not, it can be fun to play that game with a caller into some Fem Domme verbal brutality.Ã‚Â Actually, I should merge these two lists, print them out and keep them handy for those kind of Phone Sex Mis-Adventures.Ã‚Â Anyway, here’s Round Two: […]
]]>By: science nerdhttp://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-10096
Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:04:03 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-10096I’ve seen cilia bigger than that. You give a whole new meaning to thread the needle. I guess you won’t need to put any KY in my navel.
]]>By: Isabelhttp://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-9997
Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:36:19 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-9997That is fucking hilarious!! I love it.
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Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:51:35 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-9966I think I might have to give you a call so that you can try these out on me. Don’t they say that the truth will set you free?
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Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:00 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-9957All your female readers are no doubt committing these to memory!
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Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:06:38 +0000http://www.zenfetish.com/2007/07/09/mainstream-small-penis-humiliation/#comment-9952Touche’
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