Tuesday, July 26, 2005

One year have passed since I started this site. It seems like it was just yesterday. Time really flies! There were ups and downs, but life goes on. We gotta learn to deal it and seize the day! In future, I hope to blog more and bring you guys more insteresting stuffs =P~

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny foryourthoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would beagood idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplikeevery two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty forMissAmerica?Why do doctors leaves the room when you are changing? They're going to see you naked anyway.If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Or watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to taste good."Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for you license, are you going to be smiling?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!What do you call male ballerinas?Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?IF WYLE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HEJUST BUY DINNER? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables,what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your rear end? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

In a Bangkok temple:"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

Cocktail lounge, Norway:"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

Doctors office, Rome:"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

In India:"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

On a poster at Kencom:"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

In a City restaurant:"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

At a cemetery:"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Tokyo bar:"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

Hotel, Yugoslavia:"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Hotel, Japan:"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Hotel, Zurich:"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

In a Swiss mountain inn:"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

A laundry in Rome:"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."

Monday, July 18, 2005

Am back from the B2B Retreat in Genting Permai! It was a great! We had lotsa fun =)

Watched this fantastic movie Shall We Dance? (1996) yesterday night on Astro. Not to be confused with 2004 version starring Jennifer Lopez and Richard Gere. This is a Japanese movie! It's about a successful but unhappy Japanese accountant finds the missing passion in his life when he begins to secretly take ballroom dance lessons.

It's funny, heart warming and make you feel good after watching this movie. This movie have openned my mind to view dancing from a different perspective. Dancing will not be the same again, eventhough I don't dance =P~

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

So, we waited till 12.00am to sing her the birthday song and blow and cut the cake. The funny thing, we put 'magic candles' on the piece of cake ;-) Immediately after the birthday song, Famie tried to blow the candles but just to find the candles reignited and reignited again. She tried and tried and tried to blow them off. Finally we have to remove the candles and wet the candles with water. Hehe... Overall, she gave a damm good blowjob. Lolz... Seeing Famie blowing and blowing the candles off is Priceless! Wahaha.... Laff sei ngo =P~

Overall, we had an unforgetable nite. Happy Birthday again Famie! Wishing you all the best and may all your wishes and dreams come true! Smile always and get happy!

In between waiting for the time to reach midnight, we had some interesting discussion on whether guys would date an older girl. For me, the first thing that came to my mind was 'why not?' This is because my grandmother is older than my grandfather, my brother is dating an older gal and my cousin sister is dating a younger guy. So what is the big fuss?

But of course, the older girl have to meet some requirements lar. I have high standard =P Firstly, do not boss around. Secondly, she must be fun and adventureous. Thirdly, she must be albe to handle me. Also, if the girl can cook, it will be a plus point. Because the secret to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lolz... Better still if she is indepedent and rich. Wahaha.....

Discussion of the day:Guys: Will you date and older women?Gals: Will you date a younger men?Guys & gals what's your view?