I'm in a stall in the girls bathroom @ Jiggles (bad idea), and two strippers (employees, dancers, whatever) are in the other two stalls.Stripper 1:Yea, but I didn't want to tell him I was on my period, so we just had sex with it still in.Stripper 2: Your tampon!?Stripper 1: Yea. Dude, it feels REALLY good with a tampon in.Stripper 2: Oh I know!

As I emerge from the stall, quickly...they walk out of their stalls at the same time. Both Strippers at same time to me: Oh hey sweetie!