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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

HEEEEERE'S FRANKLIN!

Mom said I could write today's blog post cuz her throat is sore and she has a headache (whine whine whine, right?).

Besides, I have something so cool to tell you. I got to visit elvisenronshorts's house last weekend, and I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

Her name is Dixie. She is my new bitch (Mom said I should mention that I learned the word bitch from Samson who lives with Inger at Desert Canyon Living. I just thought of something else, and don't tell Mom I said this, but Mom is elvisenronshorts's bitch heheheheheheheh. Sometimes I am so funny I just crack myself up).

Here's a picture of Dixie:

Isn't she just beautiful? She likes to spin in circles when she gets a t-r-e-a-t. Mom thinks I don't know what that spells, but it means biscuit.

Dixie likes to play. We played together a lot. We ran and we sniffed each other you know where. You do know where, don't you? Out in the yard. We sniffed each other's faces. We even kissed each other on the face. Oh, Wow!

And here's the very coolest thing about Dixie: She has her very own doggie door. If she wants to go outside when it's dark and elvisenronshorts is sleeping, she doesn't even have to tell him he needs to get up to open the door. She can just go out.

elvisenronshorts said that one time his sister started screaming Oooooo! Get it out of my bed! because Dixie killed a mole and brought it in the house and put it in elvisenronshorts's sister's bed. I guess she didn't understand it was a present.

Anyway, I don't get it, but Mom says that's the reason we don't have a doggie door. Also because of the time one of her sister's dogs put a dead squirrel in bed with her. Some people just don't appreciate gifts.

I wanna ask you all something. You know I'm a Bordernese. Well, Dixie is a Rottenwiler. Do you think a Bordernese and a Rottenwiler can be in love? Wait -- I just figured it out. We're both dogs. It's okay. It doesn't matter that we're different kinds of dogs.

I hope Harper doesn't get jealous about Dixie. He's still my bromance buddy.

Thanks, elvisenronshorts, for letting me visit you and Dixie. I love you and Dixie a whole, whole bunch.

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Although we've never had a doggie door, we had trouble with the pups bringing in extra animals from the great outdoors when we lived in the country in Illinois. Harper once brought in a possum who played possum. Dr. X went to get a shovel to remove said possum from the dining room. The possum disappeared while he was gone. Fortunately, it didn't hide in the house. The boys found it the next morning on the deck under the grill. Frankie and Dixie are very sweet. When he licked her face, I thought I'd overload on sugar.

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Oh oh, I used to loooooove Tucker, Pam's dog, but now I think I looooove Franklin even more, he's such a ham. I can see why Dixie likes him so much, he's definitely a keeper. Ok, gotta go now, the chis are getting jealous....:)