Firstly, I thought it was cool how you had it from Hodgins' point of view. That was deffinitely different than the usual setups. It was really really amusing! I think one of my favorite lines that kept it true to the "squint" nature was the line "you could've heard an electron orbit a nucleus." That had me cracking up instead of the usual 'heard a feather drop' kind of thing. Absolutely brilliant.

Secondly, love who won the pool! Larry the night watchman. Very funny!