Gwyneth's Mouthful of Advice

In a recent interview with Howard Stern Gwyneth discussed past relationships with various famous men and blow jobs. During the interview Gwyneth said "You don't have to always fight. Be a girl. Show him that he's a man, and it's a good thing energetically to do... [Their insecurity] depends on how many blow jobs you give them." Sounds like a Bill Cosby line just before they take the first sip, these Hollywood types.

Gwyneth Paltrow is Somehow Engaged

Gwyneth Paltrow has announced she is officially engaged to Brad Falchuk. The new couple released a statement saying "We feel incredibly lucky to have come together at this juncture in our lives when our collective successes and failures can serve as building blocks for a healthy and happy relationship," Someone actually wants to tie the knot with her? I guess there's nothing more romantic than two people getting together for the ceremony of conscious coupling followed by a lifetime of subconscious regret and self loathing.

Really Stupid

Share

Village Idiot for 18 Nov 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Losses When She Wins

Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous GOOP website has just won the "Rusty Razor" award for promoting pseudoscientific nonsense. The website famous for telling women to shove jade eggs up their vagina's and selling "bio frequency healing" stickers won this years award. And yet some poor sap out there is walking around, awkwardly I imagine, covered in stickers head to toe because who needs brains when you have money.

Stupid

Share

Village Idiot for 14 Oct 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Takes Her Health Hallucinations to TV

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to take her wacky "health" website to TV and create a Vice like TV series on health. Gwyneth said "I would be going into the field and talking to any number of doctors, scientists, civilians" All she wants to do is meet ordinary people to talk about health and sell them eggs for their vagina's. What's that you say? You have chronic pain? Have you tried a jade egg? This sounds like another Republican attempt to get rid of Obama Care.

Really Stupid

Share

Village Idiot for 2 Sep 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Comes Clean on Her Relationships

Miss Paltrow has been linked to a variety of men, including Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt and Chris Martin, over the years and has finally come clean about those failed relationships. Gwyneth told Girlboss Radio "I'm actually a pretty good friend, and a good sister and a daughter and a mother, but I'm at my potentially most vulnerable and fucked up in the romantic slice of the pie." The good news is you can now buy Gwyneth's all new Romance Pies made with real Tasmanian platypus liver topped with Uzbekistan sheep spit whipped cream from GOOP for the price of a down payment on a house.