Ok, so there are a lot of conspiracy theories out there, and some of them have yet to be resolved.

Let us rehash them here.

My proposed conspiracy theory/topic of conversation:

The Beatle's "Paul is Dead" rumors of 1969-1971...

I have recently uncovered another proof that Paul did in fact die in 1966, and has been portrayed by a paid actor since.

If you play the song "I Want You'(she's so heavy) backwards, at 16 RPM, you can clearly hear Lennon's Liverpudlian accented voice say, "Paul's gone tits-up, lads....Better stock up on our records, then..."true fact.

True(actually, really, seriously, guys, I know I cry wolf a lot, but this is actually true)-story...

In my teenage years, at a party, I pulled out some of the host-lady's LPs, and put on Fire on High by ELO..(it has the very easy-to-hear BM at the beginning...(Namnisss.....Namnissss.....Naaammmniiisss...garbled etc.)

Her turntables' motor could be turned off without killing the needle-to-amp signal, so I placed the needle at the end of the backward recording, and, using my hand, spun the platform in reverse.(it took 2 or three tries to get the speed correct, but it played the message back perfectly, and a perfect message it was....ready?)

"Music is reversible, but time is not...Turn back...Turn back..TURN BACK."

black bart wrote:I'll get Detective TurtleHolmes on the case at once...he could do with something useful to do.

Pfft, I solved that case ages ago. As it happens, they are siamese twins with... ahem... special privileges. They were separated just before RRR went absent, as he can now fulfil his dreams of throwing salt over his shoulder without getting it in Farf's eyes.

black bart wrote:I'd also like to know what Zankou 2.0 did with Zankou 1.0...Canada's a big place and we may never find the body!

Devoured. Devoured and digested.

A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.