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"NoMoreChess", In case your brain damage is too severe for you to notice......

"NoMoreChess", In case your brain damage is too severe for you to
notice......you're in a chess discussion group. Publish your real name and
chess rating or keep your geek mouth shut. Nobody has an ounce of respect
for a snivelling little coward like you that hides behind his computer.

Mr Repa, seriously, you should look for some help sooner rather than
later.

Actually, it is clear that you are the one in need of help Bourbaki. It
appears as though you have a trully pathological obssession with me as you
continue to stalk me on this discussion group. In case you didn't already
know.....I am straight. Perhaps you should look for a gay chat room to find
a partner as this is a chess discussion group.

Nikky, Nikky, Nikky......How many times do you need to be told? I like
girls. Get that through your gay brain. Now, run along to a chat room where
you can meet a nice guy. You're barking up the wrong tree here.

Note that Nick-the-liar only listed players who are higher-rated than
Trollboy Repa, when there must be plenty of others here.
In fact, the Trollboy is better than at least 90% of all chessplayers,
taken
at random. To be fair, he should not be misrepresented as the lowest
rated
poster here, although Nick may actually believe the stories about how
Trollboy
Repa is vastly underrated, and so forth.
So far, it looks like Bill Brock (2029 USCF) is the logical choice for
Trollboy to play, though Fernandez seems to want a piece of him.

And I want a piece of either one of them. But over the board and without
long trips to the washroom where the fat, feminine-looking tech-freak
Fernandez can consult his pocket fritz and engage in the illegal consumption
of energy providing jam-busters and other pastries.

Jason Repa

My peak USCF rating (pre-1990) is actually 2170; I have a CFC rating
from the 1974? Canadian Open (Montréal) of around 1750. So add about
400 points to convert CFC to USCF.

I'm not a very good chessplayer, but my fabulous gay lover Jason Repa,
equipped with Hollandaise-spurting rampant rook, has already had a
"piece" of me, if you know what I mean. Can't say I blame him for
wanting seconds!

I would like to see Jason post more frequently: US online personae
tend towards obnoxious jingoistic know-nothingism and Canadian online
personae tend to be more cultured, civilized, and mature. He's not
only very sexy, but also refreshing.

..
The Trollboy, Jason Repa, has (for once) made a valid point: if his opponent
plays him in person to avoid computer cheating, he might still be able to
consult with a "pocket-Fritz" while in the bathroom.
Hence, neither player will be allowed to relieve himself during games, under
penalty of his opponent being allowed two moves in sucession, upon his return
from the restroom. This should take care of any problems related to consulting
a pocket-Fritz, like the device Trollboy "somehow" knew all about. Of course,
if either player is so weak that getting two moves in succession does not save
him from pocket-Fritz's tactical wizardry, then he deserves to lose to a
pathetic computer-cheat, IMO.

And I want a piece of either one of them. But over the board and without
long trips to the washroom where the fat, feminine-looking tech-freak
Fernandez

Apparently, the Trollboy may be distracted by what he calls Fernandez'
"feminine" looks, so he should duck-out of that match now, rather than whine
about his loss later, and choose a more appropriate opponent. Someone thin,
"manly" looking, and of roughly comparable strength. May I suggest that the
perfect match-up would be Trollboy Repa vs. the inimitable Sam Sloan....

..
Well, gotta go now and get back to using my gigantic Linux cluster to
run chess engines to whup on 1500 players.

Bruce

Ah, so that's how it's done! I have been trying to relay moves, back and
forth, using Internet Explorer on my Pentium 4 PC for the graphical interface,
and using a seperate computer (to evade detection by the experts at ICC) to
actually run the chess engine which always selects the best moves (Atari 2600
chess cartridge). For some reason, this wasn't working quite as well as I had
anticipated. :-)

Now I just need to locate a "gigantic Linux cluster," whatever that may be.
I'll show those pompous 1500's a thing or two....