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8.05.2009

FINALLY - a win...

Stupid baseball - raising my hopes and then beating them to a pulp again.I'd like to raise what I feel are some important questions:1) Why does our pitching suck?2) Why did we allow the Angels to score 35 billion runs?3) Are Questions 1 and 2 in fact the same question?

I think one thing was missing in the equation of our series against the Angels - Torii Hunter. I think he helps us win, no matter what team he's playing for. Last year, he missed a catch in a very un-Torii-like way, and I swear...SWEAR TO GOD... I saw him wink.

...OK, that may have not actually happened. I might have made it up.

Point being, this weekend sucked.

Moving on, last night did not suck. Everyone got a hit except for Nick Punto - I guess whoever was handing out the hitting party invitations forgot to give him one.

And now, for our guest bloggers - Keeler and Herbie. They don't know they're guest bloggers, but I'm recapping a conversation the three of us had yesterday, to represent two sets of opinions on the Cabrera trade:KEELER: See - we should have gotten a pitcher. Everyone else got pitchers!HERBIE: True, we need more pitching - but who was even left to trade for?KEELER: White Sox got Jake Peavy.HERBIE:.... who might not even pitch until September. And he cost a lot. And he's old.STINKY: Plus, if we end up getting rid of Crede, then we can play Harris at 3rd, Punto at 2nd and Cabrera at short, so we'll still have a solid infield.KEELER: ...but our pitching is terrible.HERBIE and STINKY: ...yeah. I know.

AND IN CONCLUSION: Cabrera's good. Our pitching currently sucks. LNP needs an invitation to the hitting party stat. Maybe someone mistakenly gave his invitation to Carlos.

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