Sure, you could shower your antagonists and enemies with a blistering stream of NSFW curses and four-letter words, but where’s the fun in that? Add some intellectual heft to the next smackdown you deal out with some of Shakespeare’s finely crafted insults. This handy shirt compiles an array of the Bard’s most withering retorts and epithets. Perfect for the literary snob or theater buff on your gift list.