If you’re like us, you’ve been following this election nonstop for a while — and if you’re like us, you mean the presidential election as much as the Twi-Fight going on over on MTV. Now we’re on pins and needles waiting to see if Kate or Jasper could possibly pull off an upset against Bella and Edward. But we also think it was kind of sadistic to pit the Cullens against any of the other vampires in the franchise. That’s why we decided to make our own little contest here this week — and to make the criteria a little bit simpler: we’re asking you to judge Volturi, Denalis, Amazonians and James’ crew all alike, purely based on their hotness. This is also tough, considering the fact that in Stephenie Meyer‘s mythology, all vampires are hot. But your blood might sing for some more than others. We managed to narrow this down to 20 vamps in all, now it’s your turn! Peruse the pics and vote. Poll closes Monday at 8 a.m.

Has Cher been hitting the Scotch? Sonny’s ex wore another one of her next-to-nothing negligees on the red carpet of Burlesque‘s UK premiere (are they done yet?), but its the strip of plastic tape on her cheek that really catches the eye. But hey, Marlene Dietrich used the same facelift trick on her face—in this CGI age, it’s nice to see some old Hollywood tricks haven’t gone out of practice. Good thing Cher couldn’t some of the earlier premieres, though—Christina Aguilera’s cleavage doesn’t have a chance against Mama Mermaid here.

More than two decades after Cher took home an Oscar for her performance in Moonstruck, Cher posed in Spain alongside Burlesque co-star Christina Aguilera in a mini-skirt, thigh-high stockings, velvet jacket, beaded mesh t-shirt and see-through bra. If Aguilera shows up at the premiere of Buttfloss II: The Widening thirty years from now in a similar get-up, she’ll still have five years to go before she can match the audacity of this gypsy, tramp and thief. Can’t wait to see what she’ll wear when she reaches Cloris Leachman‘s age. Check out the gallery to see more from yesterday’s premiere in Madrid below.

If anyone’s going to release dirrty NSFW phots of Christina Aguilera in her video get-ups, it’s going to be Christina! Representatives for the singer are predictably blaming a “hacker” for the titillating backstage shots. “The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account,” says their statement. “The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.” Well, we guessed she wasn’t sexting Jordan Bratman.

“We are attempting to determine the identity of the hackers and will pursue them aggressively,” promises Team Xtina. “Their conduct is reprehensible.” Aguilera didn’t let the internet skeevery get her down, though, joining Cher and the cast of Burlesque at a photocall in Spain. See photos of the stars in the gallery below.

The Hunger Games is poised to be the world’s next giant movie franchise, and we are counting the seconds (and days, weeks, month and years) until it’s in theaters – or at least in production. If you haven’t read the trilogy of young adult books, you’re doing yourself a maj, MAJ disservice. And don’t give us that “I don’t read books like Twilight, pass me the Jonathan Franzen” BS; hear us out.

The Hunger Games is nothing like Twilight (this is coming from a Twi-hard, mind you), it’s a sci-fi nail-biter that focuses on a post-apocalyptic America (Panem) that keeps its citizens in check with a Battle Royale-style competition made up of two teens from each of the country’s districts. It’s got tons of action with enough romance to make us never think about Edward Cullen again (okay, that’s an obvious lie, but you get what we’re saying).

Gary Rosshas just signed on to direct the movie, which means casting should begin soon. Obviously theFABlife wants in on the the fun, and we’ve spent weeks agonizing over our dream cast. We’ve finally nailed down the peeps we envision bringing The Hunger Games to life and we’ve listed them below, complete with a gallery and deets behind our picks. We’re sure you’re going to disagree with at least some of them, so leave your own Hunger Games dream cast list in the comments. Maybe you’ll make us change our minds!

We’re not crazy, weirdo stalkers, but if we were, we’d totally kidnap that butterball daughter of yours and pinch those cream puff cheeks and make a precious web video with her that mimics that of the “surprised kitty.”

We want to give props to Twilight star Cam Gigandet, who has quickly wooed us with his Mr. Mom-like ways. We spotted him out in Los Angeles a couple times this week with his girlfriend, Dominique Geisendorff, and their daughter Everleigh, looking both dreamy and dad-like. Who knew the two qualities could go together – and create such an uber-package of hotness? [Photo: SplashNewsOnline]

Twilight dominated last night’s MTV Movie Awards, taking home Best Movie, Best Female Performance, Breakthrough Performance Male, Best Kiss and Best Fight. While Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart punk’d the audience by almost kissing on stage, Stewart punk’d herself by dropping her Best Female Performance trophy near the end of her speech. “I was just about as awkward as you thought I was gonna be, bye!” Don’t feel too bad, Kristen! At least you didn’t tell us “this world is bulls—” and quote Maya Angelou.

Check out the gallery for shots of the Twilight cast at last night’s ceremony.

There’s a reason Cam Gigandet is up for his second straight MTV Movie Award for Best Fight. In this Funny Or Die clip, the Twilight star makes quick work of some ravenous fans who refuse to believe he isn’t the nefarious vampire James. Would Batman thrash a group of psycho schoolgirls? Hellboy? Seth Rogen? Seth would get his ass beat.

We’ll find out if Gigandet can follow last year’s Never Back Down win during the MTV Movie Awards, this Sunday at 9PM EST.