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Archive for November, 2005

It’s as good an explanation as any for why he’s no damned nuts. The way I see it, Billy’s a gay, S&M afficionado who likes being a bottom, but the big pustule on his ass – you know the one I’m talking about – makes it excruciatingly painful for him to take it up the bunghole. Like so many other self-loathing closet homosexuals, he became a Republican, and in perfect lockstep with the party pursues a course of action against gays and all those who support them.

So… anyone want to start a pool on when, if ever, the kiddies over at the TwinCities IMC are going to get their act together and, I dunno, fix their website? I know it’s run by volunteers, but usually fringe activist types are more motivated than this. It’s been almost four months since it was last running correctly…

Just caught this week’s episode of CSI. Why, oh why, did Nick Stokes have to grow a mustache? Every time I see him now, I can’t decide whether he looks more like a member of the Village People, or an early-’80s porn star. All he needs is a pair of gold-framed aviator sunglasses.

Nick’s not married, is he? Combined with the new early-’80s Freddie Mercury look, it makes one wonder, doesn’t it? With a leather biker jacket he’d be a killer macho man…

I’d be interested to hear from anyone with knowledge, rumour, or thoughts about any web-spidering or similar projects being run by MITRE. Any sort or Cyveillance-like projects? Anything Echelon-related?