The last straw came on August 9, 2007. George W. Bush, dictator of the United States, covered himself in rectum blackness and told more Absolute Lies to the country he is currently terrorizing – Lady Slut America; not half-truths, not prevarications, not canards, not euphemisms, but full-bodied, bald-faced, undiluted, unadulterated LIES.

Then he went on vacation.

And I killed a small animal in frustration. I loved that rubber ducky.

After Senators Leahy, Specter and the Senate Intelligence Committee broadcast to the nation that perjury charges were leveled at Attorney General of the United States and porridge-eating ventriloquil dummy, Alberto Gonzales, Bush glibly tells the press corp (bobbing his head in wonderment at their impertinence), “I haven’t seen congress say he’s done anything wrong.” (Maybe because you can’t read or write.)

As to undermining the urban cred of his own Supreme Court and commuting The Scooter’s sentence, Bush doggedly stayed on script: “Libby was held accountable.” And while that white collar white trash roams free, 21 year-old, black poverty-liner Genarlow Wilson remains behind bars on “statutory rape” charges for being blown by a promiscuous 15 year-old whore when he was 17.

Amerika. Land of the Free (if you can afford legal counsel).

Though it is proven beyond doubt that civil war is rending Iraq from its tectonic plates (caused directly by his illegal attacks, coal-hearted murdering of innocent civilians and the façade of religious and ideological bigotry), Bush deflects the blame to Congress, Iran, Saddam (whoops – dead!), centralized budgeting, and Iraq’s military spending!

While the press corp of past presidencies might have been accused of gutlessness or complicity in not raising pertinent issues, one look at the unbelieving faces of the unfortunate journalists bearing the brunt of Bush’s meandering non-answers and mongoloid condescension, and we understand that the reason they stay mum on acidic issues in Iraq (190,000 guns gone missing, 12 billion dollars cash on pallets disappeared, billions in oil missing) is not because they are spineless, but because they are flummoxed into speechlessness by this uninformed bloviator who obfuscates the issues not due to canniness, but by having no actual brain.

Does he really think we don’t know his questions are scripted and approved? Does he think we don’t know that any reporter brave enough to call him on his lies would be bodily removed and beaten like a red-haired child in a room with no windows?

Amerika: Home of the Brave (Bush: the man who put the terror in interrogate).

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
– George Carlin.

And though he pledged to wait for a September report from General Petraeus – his man-turd on the ground in Iraq – for mendacious news on how his futile “surge” was “improving democracy,” it is quite obvious from his proselytizing that he regards himself as savior in “an ideological struggle for the long term” and has no intention of heeding Petraeus, nor his installed puppetboy, state prime minister, Nouri al-Maliki, nor the “democratic will” (laughing so hard, milk squirts out nose) of the American public whose approval of him ranges from under 20-percent in many states to over 30-percent in only four. George W. Bush fully intends to honor Aleister Crowley’s credo of Do What Thou Wilt shall be the Whole of The Law. Without the nakedness.

Alluding to “democracy as we know it,” Bush stalled his detractors with the lie of Iraqis being trained to take care of themselves. But his secretary of defense and known cabbage-patch harridan, Donald Rumsfeld, clearly outlined “Democracy: Bush Style” in his distinctions of Old Europe and New Europe in 2002: “Old Europe” was France and Germany, two countries whose populations voted AGAINST bum-chumming with Bush-Cheney in their illegal Iraq War - therefore vilified by Rumsfeld as “enemies of democracy”; “New Europe” were governments who overruled majorities of their populace and took orders from the head-bobbing marmoset who lacked a functioning brain.

Democracy = Being Bush’s Bitch.

“In the Arab and Muslim worlds, there is a long history of attempts to advance democracy and human rights, often blocked by Western imperial intervention.” Noam Chomsky, Failed States.

Iraq independence would be catastrophic for Amerika’s foreign policy, which tolerates NO ONE adhering to democracy that would interfere with their interests. Only a fragmented country can be terrorized into political obeisance. The reality is that if the Iraqis ever do triumph in their internecine struggles for democracy, the Unites States (under any president – except a non-interventionist) will doggedly pursue a deathgrip on Iraq’s energy resources – democracy, elections, civilian casualties, U.S. soldier’s lives, homeland security be damned all to hell like damn dirty apes.

“And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air / Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there…”