In a little house outside the city of Horse, a young man called Burt lives. The roof is green and his mother is a old hag, too bad they live in the same house. Everyday Burt is poked with a candy cane in the knee, and everyday his mother is annoyed by his laziness. Until one day, when Burt decided to do something. He goes out his door and look up in the sky; it's filled with Kiwis. Suddenly, a fancy hat falls down and lands right before Burt. He picks it up and puts it on. He grabs a dumb kid's lunch box and head for the ...