Alright I'm going to be terribly honest here, ladies I do not know what kind of information you need for a panty review. I got the size my girlfriend told me she needed, that is all I can say about that issue. She tells me these are comfortable and she hates that the garters can't be removed, but they were sewn on really well so trying to remove them would be really difficult. Let me do what I can do though, to give you the guys perspective.

These panties are really cute, a little to cute for my tastes, not school girl panties cute, but getting there. I prefer when my girlfriend wears sexy panties, that the panties be sexy, not adorable. That is just me though, maybe cute works for you. I don't know. So on the sexy front, these were a bit of a bust for me.

The mesh on these panties creates a funny shadow. I absolutely adore my girlfriends ass; seriously my girlfriend made me an ass man. The mesh backing gives her butt this funny looking wood grain. It's odd looking, and really off putting, all these panties make me want to do is get them off her, which I suppose is a good thing. They also have what I have been told is a panty liner, that you can stick small egg bullets in, which can be fun, but I'm rarely if ever going to ask her to wear these so it's highly unlikely we're going to be playing with that.

The shipping method on these was really lazy; they are just tossed in a plastic bag that was all full of holes and could not be recycled. Which is sad, there is no reason to make waste like that. It didn't do anything to prevent them from getting dirty, but Eden sends these in a box so they arrived safe. I'd just liked to have seen a bit more care with something like lace panties, but that might just be me.

I put some panties I greatly preferred in the recommended products section.

Experience

These are just not doing it for me. My girlfriend's backside looks better in her day to day panties because they don't give her a weird wood grain pattern. I work with wood all day; that is my job. I don't need it on my girlfriend's posterior. All in all, I wouldn't recommend these.

Follow-up commentaryI still don't like it1 month after original review

Still makes my girlfriends butt look like dyed wood. I do not like these panties at all. It's still really distracting.

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I guess it says something about the panties if your boyfriend chooses to spend time reviewing them rather than ripping them off you. Nice review, thanks, and the part about the wood-grain ass is funny. Maybe some manufacturer should create panties that make funny impressions on your ass, like little hearts for Valentine's day, etc. Actually, it's probably already been done!

05/12/2013

Wicked Wahine

I know exactly what you're talking about with the wood grain pattern & it's caused by the weave as it stretches! I think it's hilarious that you described it as wood grained & forever more will I think of that when seeing it! Thanks for the review!