F*ck funnels, raw dogs, and garbage receptacles: Roosh on Romance

Just a little FYI. It’s probably not a good idea to take dating advice from a dude who writes shit like this:

Your fuck funnel is the series of steps you take from the approach all the way to sex. Most girls will drop out as they go through your funnel by losing interest, declaring they have a boyfriend, flaking out, throwing up, or a multitude of other reasons that prevent sex. This means that for ever one girl you fuck, you have to approach a lot of girls. This is the basic law of averages, where no man fucks every girl he interacts with (even serial rapists have a failure rate).

I could probably have raw dog sex with 95% of all white girls, regardless of socioeconomic background. I only have met one girl that was super serious about using condoms, but I eventually fucked her without a condom too, so actually I change that to 100%. I could bang every white girl who lives in the United States without a condom if I desired, within three dates. I’m not kidding. I could do most of them raw dog on the same night. Here’s how to do it. ….

At this point our intrepid dating guru explains his clever Assange-esque (allegedly) method for convincing women to have sex with him sans condom, which involves repeatedly sticking his condomless penis into his dates until they stop resisting.

Note: He followed this post with another one about how terrified he was that he might have contracted HIV.

Oh, Roosh, is it entirely by coincidence that your name rhymes with “douche?”

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About David Futrelle

I run the blog We Hunted the Mammoth, which tracks (and mocks) online misogyny.
My writing has appeared in a wide variety of places, including Salon, Time.com, the Washington Post, the New York Times Book Review and Money magazine.
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Your waffling here in’t commentary, dude, it’s a desperate cry for attention with a side order of involving other people in your fetishes without their permission. Which is going to get you either mockery or “fuck off”, often both.

The crankiness arises from structural societal problems that abuse non-assertive men. The grabbiness in clubs you cite is of powerlessness, of spitting the dummy. I don’t do that. I just underline the way prigs like you think of men who refuse to be drones.

The crankiness arises from structural societal problems that abuse non-assertive men. The grabbiness in clubs you cite is of powerlessness, of spitting the dummy. I don’t do that. I just underline the way prigs like you think of men who refuse to be drones.

This right here is precisely why I am sick and fucking tired of your bullshit.
You draw the line at rape for the sake of appearances, but apart from that there’s no kind of boundary violation you won’t justify even as you pretend you think it’s not okay and of course you’d never do it yourself, because you’re just so fucking righteous like that. But when it does happen it’s always the woman’s for failing to just go with it.

Euro: that right there is abuser logic. You feel helpless or powerless so you’ll find someone you think is vulnerable or a little too trusting to take your petty frustrations out on, rather than find a way to fix your own issues.

Note how being able to have sexual relationships in which everyone is having a good time rather than ones that one of the participants was gaslighted into makes people priggish. Having sex that everyone enjoys? Priggish. Having sex where one party is getting off on manipulating the other, and the second party isn’t having a good time at all? Totally awesome.