You. You, there, sitting there looking at the screen of your laptop, or at the screen of your iPhone. I don't care what kind of things you've done in life, or how many mistakes you've made, YOU ARE A F**KIN BADASS. Keep doing what you're doing.

The bad-a**ness that lives in all people except the few exceptions: the lying lawyers, the Barney boobys, and anyone else who says god's name in vain or cusses when they are not drugged or so drunk that they... you don't wanna know.

"Hey dude I know you have an awesome girlfriend and all but please don't do her in the park."