Mama Makes You Feel Better Because…

When she looks for ear buds, she pulls two pairs out of a drawer. And a Kindle charger. And some string. And a bracelet. And a phone charger. And a pen. And a resistance band. All conveniently attached to one another. Meanwhile, she was looking for ear buds because her normal pair had to be thrown out as they were in the fruit bowl that also housed a rotting, leaking watermelon.