Meet Bob

Bob is the guy supposed to clear our campus of snow. Bob is smiling because he called in a cadre of 60+ today and got a 10% return on his call.

Bob is smiling because he saved a ton of money because RTV and his team Yust their noggins and decided not to hire anyone to plow the campus. One Southernwatch correspondent living in the dorms (Josh Doak has the power on. He hasn’t fucked up) says the campus is a disaster area and “surreal.”

OK. We can invest $5 mil. We can spend $1.2 mil on a cadaver lab. But we can’t let smilin’ Bob spend a few grand to clear a BLIZZARD. A snow storm of historical proportions.

Too bad there isn’t a drug for natural BRAIN enhancement. We have a few candidates in mind.