Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

North Dakota

Rhode Island

South Dakota

District of Columbia

Massachusetts

Ohio

Arizona

Alabama

New York

South Carolina

Colorado

Maryland

Wisconsin

New Jersey

California

Florida

Connecticut

Virginia

Oregon

Pennsylvania

Washington

Tennessee

New Mexico

Iowa

Illinois

Louisiana

Vermont

Utah

Maine

Nebraska

Idaho

Kansas

Delaware

Michigan

Nevada

New Hampshire

Oklahoma

Montana

Minnesota

Kentucky

Texas

Indiana

West Virginia

Missouri

Alaska

North Carolina

Wyoming

Arkansas

Hawaii

Mississippi

Of course, since the Condomania data is based on what size condoms people are purchasing, the states at the top of the list may just have an impressive lack of self-awareness.

Also, this list is missing Georgia, leading us to conclude that there must be no penises in the state of Georgia. We’ve reached out to Condomania to confirm.