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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Everytime people are all like "Mute Math is sooo cool" I can't help but think that their singer used to be the rap dude in EarthSuit and think pretty much the opposite of what they are trying to tell me...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

We have been kind of busy here at the city, but we'll have some more posts up soon.

Check this out, I was at the movies last night and since this isn't out on DVD, watch this very very poor quality pirate clip from "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" featuring a side of Dave Matthews we all knew...

Friday, July 20, 2007

Jon Bon Jovi (pictured above as the douchebag who went out with your older cousin in 1986), is throwing some kind of fit because there is a drink called Mijovi. It's not even the same name. What a whiny turd. Go back to singing country unplugged music and starring in cheap vampire flicks. Remember when he ate it in U-571? Me either.

...are working on a new album, which will suck. Remember how in 1995 people were all like "the offspring are awesome!" and then they started making novelty hits to keep on that cash cow. Not that their old stuff was great, but it is hard to maintain some kind of integrity with hits like "pretty fly for a white guy" and "original pranksta", do us all a favor and break up so that guitar player dude can go back and do his next failed project and so that the singer guy who looks like a "Chet" can go back to talking about his rockstar days to his other video game playing, WWE loving, Jnco wearing, faux jock science bros. "Dudes, the Offspring is playing, bust out the Heinekens!"

I have heard that guy's name related to music before, but I have no clue what he sang or wrote. There is supposed to be a documentary about him, but I haven't seen it. All I really know is that Sean Nelson from Harvey Danger is singing his stuff.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Perry Farrell (who looks like Tim Kinsella with aids) and his band, Satellite Party, are hitting the road pretty heavy to bring their brand of oversexed, overdrugged, overhyped trite to a city near you soon. Even better than Satellite Party -getting your ear bitten off by Mike Tyson. I even heard that dude from Extreme was in this band. *rolls eyes*