Thanks to Hippo, Kakroom, and CaptainKirby for some crucial last-minute feedback!

ETA: Also, thanks to tretter and Hippo for brainstorming help!

ETA 2: I feel as though I should give a shoutout to the article which helped form the initial idea of this particular style to begin with. In addition to ripping off myself, both this and my 001 are ripping off a single line (the collapsible) from SCP-2204.

For some reason I find myself really disliking the format, but for what you were going for, I don't know of a different way you could have achieved that. The style of SCP-2204 might have worked better… The white text portions near the end however, nice touch.

In-character Behavior: Don't. Yes, you've read Duke Till Dawn or The War of the Doctors, and many of the characters in that are avatars of writers here. But we don't talk like that on the forums. Everything on the site and in the chat is out-of-character, meaning you are to write as if you understand that this is a fiction site and we are writers of fiction.

Please don't sign posts off as if you're trying to indicate that you're an MTF member. We're not a roleplay site.

My complaints that I had from your 001 have arisen here again. I do not believe that prose belongs in an SCP, unless there's an explainable reason why. And since this doesn't have the same weight and emotion that carried your 001, I cannot upvote this.

Long ago, the scp wiki lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the jam contest attacked. Only the dreadlocks, master of all four apocalyscps, could stop them, but when the memez needed him most, he vanished. A seventy two hours passed and my brother and I discovered the new dreadlocks, an writer named shaggy. And although his writing skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to post anything. But I believe shaggy can destroy the world.

No, I'm sorry. I was reading this, going, "It's okay, but shaggydredlock's proposal did it better and/or first", and then I find out you wrote this too? And outwardly rip off a bunch of other articles? I'm incredibly disappointed.

EDIT: And I say this as someone who literally rewrote multiple existing articles and jammed them together into something 'new'.

Not sure how I'm ripping off a bunch of other articles here, tropes being tools and all, could you be more specific? I suppose I can see the shoutout to SCP-2316 coming off like that, but it's just a reference; it's got no conceptual overlap.

But given the overall structure of this versus your 001, it seems like you've found a gimmick that works and are now writing it into the ground. That's how it comes off, anyway, hence the disappointment. I'm probably the only person who cares though.