Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with Ты all day, and to hear your first words.Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are Ты letting him talk to your crotch that way?Rachel: He's talking to the baby.Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"

Carol: Oh, what do Ты know? No-one's going up to Ты and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this[shouts]Carol: pot roast through it?"

Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.Chandler:...