Ten years after the
Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction, an NFL fan is out to make the Super Bowl
halftime show truly weird.

A petition on Change.org seeks to persuade the NFL to choose parodist extraordinaire
“Weird Al” Yankovic as the entertainment for the Feb. 1 game.

Ed Ball of Seattle — who, according to a Huffington Post story, said he created
the petition while drunk — suggested that the singer perform with the acts he has parodied through
the years.

“I do not want to sit through another Black Eyed Peas disaster or see
Nicki Minaj verbal vomit some lyrics that I cannot understand,” Ball wrote on the
petition. “And do you want
Miley Cyrus?!? Because this is how you will end up with Miley Cyrus!!!”

The petition has already attracted more than 66,000 supporters since it was posted on Wednesday.
And it might have some traction: Weird Al’s latest album,
Mandatory Fun, topped the Billboard 200 chart when it and its videos were released last
month.

If the petition succeeds,
Word Crimes might be the only crime of halftime.