Jake's Corner

JADA PINKETT saw a recent picture of herself in which she could tell she'd gained 8 to 10 pounds, and she LIKED IT. She said, quote, "I like being a lil . . . fuller. Let's just hope it will fit in The Oscars dress. Here's to loving our bodies by our own standards."

ROBIN THICKE isn't keeping his feelings inside. The paparazzi asked him if he and PAULA PATTON are going to work things out, and he said he's, quote, "just trying to get her back, man." The cameraman asked Robin if his "VMA" performance with MILEY CYRUS caused the split. At first he didn't answer, but when asked a second time he said, "No." Meanwhile . . . one website says that Paula's "2 Guns" co-star DENZEL WASHINGTON has been her shoulder to cry on . . . and maybe even MORE than that.

DAVID ARQUETTE'S girlfriend Christina McLarty might be slightly more on-the-ball than he is. Because she's already put her foot down concerning the name of the baby boy they're expecting this spring.

David says he wanted to name the kid ASTRO, because he thought "Astro Arquette" was, quote, "an amazing name." But Christina wouldn't have it. David already has a daughter with ex-wife COURTENEY COX. The poor girl is named COCO.

KATY PERRY hasn't commented on her rumored split from JOHN MAYER . . . but she has announced that she helped deliver her sister's baby. She Tweeted, quote, "Finally you can add 'helps delivers babies in living rooms' to my resume! It's been a miracle of a day . . . Auntie Katy."

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting married! Mila was spotted shopping in L.A. Thursday wearing a diamond sparkler, and a source confirms to E! Online that the two have indeed gotten engaged.

GEORGE CLOONEY may be upping his standards in his old age. He's reportedly dating a 36-year-old British attorney named Amal Almuddin. She's currently representing Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, she speaks three languages, she was educated at Oxford and NYU.

KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER are OFF again. "Sources" say Katy did the dumping, but there's no word why. It wasn't even two weeks ago that the Internet had them ENGAGED, after Katy was spotted with a ring on THAT finger over Valentine's weekend. Katy and John have been together for the most part since the summer of 2012 . . . although they broke up and got back together twice.

Just about everybody is taking shots at JUSTIN BIEBER these days, and now he's even taking licks from JUDGE JUDY. In a new interview, she called Justin a, quote, "marginal singer" . . . and added that he's, quote, "doing a very good job of making a fool out of himself."

TMZ has released video of JUSTIN BIEBER doing a sobriety test at the jail after his DUI arrest last month. He stumbles a little while trying to walk a straight line, but he doesn't appear to be BLITZED OUT OF HIS MIND. Meanwhile, Justin didn't have a problem doing push-ups. In a video from his jail cell, he drops to the ground and does about 23 push-ups in 28 seconds. And in other news, Atlanta cops discovered marijuana in an Escalade that was seized from Justin's house there on Tuesday. It was less than an ounce, but they also found two "large glass smoking pipes with weed residue." Regardless, that isn't enough for the police to do much about it. The cops took the vehicle after they arrested the driver and a bodyguard for allegedly stealing a paparazzi photographer's camera.

If you're expecting KIM KARDASHIAN'S next wedding to be a massive blowout, think again. On RYAN SEACREST'S radio show yesterday, Kim said she and KANYE WEST are going totally low-key. She called the upcoming event, quote, "super, super-small [and] intimate" . . . adding, quote, "We want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking." She added that it's happening in Paris sometimes this year . . . but she wouldn't say exactly where or when.

A witness claims that JUSTIN BIEBER was talking to the pandas at Zoo Atlanta on Monday. She says he was saying things like, quote, "I know you've listened to my music" and "Wake up, panda I know you wanna take a picture with me." He was also being obnoxious and kicking the glass.

Former New England Patriots tight end AARON HERNANDEZ supposedly ASSAULTED another inmate at the Massachusetts jail where he's being held. According to TMZ, Hernandez is USUALLY in solitary confinement due to his "celebrity status" . . . but somehow he was able to come into contact with another inmate while walking down a hallway, and he beat the crap out of the guy. It wasn't just a random freak out. So-called "sources" say they had beef . . . and that the guy had been, quote, "harassing Hernandez non-stop."

Lindsay Lohan has settled a lawsuit -- and it didn't cost her a dime. A nanny sued LiLo in 2012, claiming that while she was pushing a baby stroller in West Hollywood, LiLo hit her with a Maserati. Nubia Del Carmen Preza said she was injured in the accident, but that baby was not harmed. Now the nanny has dropped the lawsuit, and TMZ says she walked away without any cash.

ROBIN THICKE and PAULA PATTON have split after over eight years of marriage. They released a statement saying that they've, quote, "mutually decided to separate at this time." Meanwhile, the woman Robin groped last year says she'd be interested in seeing him again now that he's available.

Want a celebrity at your next party? Well, if you're looking for a star who's a little more happening, then you can expect to PAY. Here are 10 Ridiculous Celebrity Appearance Fees . . .

Kim Kardashian commands about $50,000 per appearance. And when she turned 30 back in 2010, she reportedly made $500,000 from various clubs over the course of a week.

In 2007, a Las Vegas nightclub paid Lindsay Lohan $350,000 to celebrate her 21st birthday there. She never cashed that paycheck, though, because she went to rehab instead.

He may have had to lower his asking price in recent years, but at the height of his popularity, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from "Jersey Shore" was getting $50,000.

Cher can be had for a mere $1.5 million.

Mariah Carey was once paid $1 million to perform four songs at an event.

Elton John demands a minimum of $1.5 million to $2 million. Aerosmith is in that same range.

Jay Z can command anywhere from $1 million to $1.5 million per appearance. Beyoncé once got $2 million for a private New Year's Eve party.

Christina Aguilera once got $1 million to perform for ONE HOUR at a Halloween party. That's almost $17,000 PER MINUTE.

And finally, if you're on a tight budget and literally ANY celebrity will do . . . Vanilla Ice will show up for 15-grand.

Amanda Bynes has avoided jail time in her DUI case. If you recall, Amanda was arrested for DUI in Los Angeles in April 2012. She pleaded no contest to a lesser alcohol-related offense and will be placed on three years probation, pay various fines and must attend a three-month alcohol education course.

KATY PERRY showed up for the MILEY CYRUS gig in Los Angeles on Saturday night . . . and Miley called her up to the edge of the stage for a lip lock. Ironically, it seemed to be Katy who was a little uncomfortable with the girl-on-girl kiss. It looked like Miley was trying to bury some tongue in Katy's mouth, but Katy pulled away.

According to the British tabloids, MILEY CYRUS had this to say recently . . . quote, "I don't understand what most girls are wearing today. I find it boring. "Why don't younger children try to be more risqué. I like it when you find a style that can be your own personal style."

The "New York Post" says SNOOKI is pregnant again. She's supposedly a few months along, but wasn't saying anything because it might torpedo some appearances she had lined up. Snooki already has a one-year-old son named Lorenzo with her fiancé Jionni LaValle.

Because one Bieber on the charts isn't enough: JUSTIN BIEBER'S mom PATTI MALLETTE is a singer now. We don't know if she actually wants a CAREER . . . but Justin posted a quick video of his mom at the microphone, with the caption, quote, "Got my moms courage enough to get in the booth for the first time. She sounds so good.”

Justin Bieber has rejected a plea deal in his Miami Beach DUI case because he doesn't want random drug testing, TMZ reports. The gossip blog says authorities would drop the DUI and resisting arrest charges, in exchange for Justin pleading no contest to reckless driving. But he would have been required to complete 40 hours of community service, attend alcohol education classes, install an ignition interlock device for three months, and submit to random drug testing for between six and nine months. Justin reportedly said no to the drug testing. TMZ says it's because the star has a problem with weed and sizzurp.