Wait for the right momentDamon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed Dad? You might want to dial down the judgment until dessert.(Season 3, Episode 13, “Bringing Out the Dead”)Stefan needs a hitDamon: You’ll have to excuse my little brother. He’s jonesing for some O positive.(Season 3, Episode 17, “Break on Through”)Don’t get in his wayDamon (about Stefan): He just tried to behead someone in the middle of a council party. He’s operating on Crazy right now.(Season 3, Episode 11, “Our Town”)But wait — hear her out!Damon: I know what you’re thinking and the answer is ‘No.’Elena: If we give him Rebekah…Damon: Then he undaggers her and the first thing she does is kill you. Frying pan. Fire. Not an option.(Season 3, Episode 10, “The New Deal”)Ghost never gets oldDamon: Alright Whoopi. What do you need? Candles, incense, a pottery wheel?(Season 3, Episode 19, “Heart of Darkness”)No time to recapDamon: I found some more white oak. Long story. Wait for the movie.(Season 3, Episode 18, “The Murder of One”)Damon drops the L-bombElena: If I hadn’t asked Stefan to help you’d try to be the hero and you would have ruined everything.Damon: I’m sorry for trying to keep you alive. Clearly Stefan doesn’t give a crap anymore.Elena: Now you’re mad at me for including Stefan?Damon: No I’m mad at you because I love you.Elena: Well, maybe that’s the problem. (Awkward pause.) No, that’s not what I mean —Damon: No, I got it Elena. I care too much. I’m a liability. How ironic is that?(Season 3, Episode 14, “Dangerous Liaisons”)

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