In what will undoubtedly become the story of the year, some genius has gone and created a tutorial on how to make your own Lucky Charms marshmallows (marbits). That's right, ladies and gentlemen -- no more sifting through box after box trying to separate the marshmallows from the cat food. Sure you could just buy a bag of nothing-but-marshmallows, but everybody knows homemade is better. Except for the people who've ever eaten anything I've made from scratch -- those people will argue homemade is actually worse and "may contain cat fur" and "made me so sick I had to go to the doctor and GW refused to help pay any of the medical bills". Oh I'm sorry, I forgot your stomach couldn't handle fine dining. "You had food stored in your bathroom." IT'S CALLED THE CRISPER.

Hit the jump for a bowlful of the finished product, a shot of the prep, and a link to the tutorial.