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consulting_detective (21:57): And now your identity is out there for the world to see.He did that.I could rip him limb by limb for it.

you (21:58): calm down, tiger.look.it was only a matter of time before a thing like that happened.there were going to be leaks eventually, too many people knowingand anyway i haven't gotten any stalkers yet, so that's good

consulting_detective (21:59): He put you in the line of fire.

you (21:59): yeah, he did.because he knew i'd make a good weaponagainst you.it was never about me, sherlock.

consulting_detective (22:00): Of course it was about you.It's always been about you.

you (22:01): Iwell.

consulting_detective (22:01): It wasn't me he sent inflammatory comments to.

you (22:02): that's exactly what i meanhe used mebecause he knew he could get you that way

consulting_detective (22:03): He knew I'd gotten too involved.

you (22:03): don't you dare.don't you fucking dare say that to me, sherlock holmes.

consulting_detective (22:04): I don't regret it, John.

you (22:04): good.becauseyou knowI don't regret you either.I don't think I could if I tried.you're soso brilliant and amazing andfucki wasn't joking when i said i felt like the original john watson faced with the original sherlock holmes, you know

consulting_detective (22:06): JohnJohn, I.I would very much like to know what you mean by that.

you (22:06): just that… fucki can't do this

consulting_detective (22:07): that's

you (22:08): online, i meanI can't do this with nothing but a screen and a keyboard in front of me.…i want to see you

consulting_detective (22:08): …There is an Italian restaurant at the corner of Northumberland Street. Angelo's. I go there often enough.8 p.m, tomorrow.

you (22:09): right, I'll be there.goodnight, sherlock. see you then.

jumperfucker is disconnected.

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longest. update. ever. i wasn't expecting to write such a monster when i first started this. fifth part on tuesday, as usual, and then there'll probably be a short epilogue. :D &hearts

Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (4j/5ish)

O.M.G Not only am I hooked but this is absolutely amazing. I absolutely adore your grasp on fandom and your characters. I keep wanting to click on the blue bits and being disappointed when they aren't real links. The amount of time and effort that has gone into your formatting, it's so brilliant. I can't wait for Tuesday. This has been rather epic, and really, really unique and just fantastic at the same time. :D

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OH good god, this is magnificent. I was literally flailing through that entire fandom_wank post and freaking out (I actually gasped when it was revealed that the_professor was also jim_fromit, WHAT THE FUCK, I'VE ACTUALLY WATCHED THE SHOW AND I WAS STILL SURPRISED)and the end, I need tuesday like breathing.

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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (4j/5ish)

God this is awesome. I keep rereading it and I can't stop smiling. John seems like the kind of person whose journal I would keep reading even if he stopped posting fic, just b/c he's so freaking level headed and nice.

(Captcha has this comment on jumperfucker: 'John, derngd'. Yes, Mycroft, John is a dern good man.)

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OMFG, that epic shitstorm was a perfect way for things to come to a head. I love that there's meta!fic in the meta!fic and that the stars wrote it together (I so want to read it myself). I look forward to the rest and can't wait to see how we see their relationship evolves.