The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.11.13

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you in the raucous wake (He’s up a half dozen Twitter followers!) of Fish revealing his true identity in the form of Batman homoerotica and a penis joke questionnaire. Since the truth is out, let’s all play a game. First person to Google the girls’ names whose porch we drunkenly peed on in college wins a free Sheetz hot dog. It’s a meaningful prize, because that’s where we were going. Before we peed on someone’s porch. While they sat in rocking chairs watching us.