San Diego State’s AXO Now Has A Tumblr Page, Might Be The Hottest Chapter In California

I’ve spent some serious time in San Diego, months even. Shockingly, I left extremely underwhelmed with the talent in southern California. Great city. Meh girls. Blew my mind. Had very high expectations. I thought I was getting punked.

Now I’m starting to think every attractive girl in the city lives inside SDSU’s Alpha Chi Omega House. Check out their Tumblr page. Highlights are below.

After looking further into it, the chick is average, and white tie looks like Ryan Sheckler’s gay nephew who also happens to be that skinny-fat asshole of a cherub, Bacon’s, canteen boy. Look up the reference you dumb f#cks.

Would pee, though.

On all three, I suppose. If there was an ultimatum that said it is a package peeing.

Sidebar: I’d gladly pee on the intern for free, assuming that he was put in an Obama costume and hate crime’d to death. Worthless failed f#cking abortion. I hate your mother for giving up on giving up.