5 lines to get you going...home
1 "I want to kiss every inch of you... I've a real thing for the taste of belly-button fluff."
2 "Can I call you Mummy?"
3 "I love a woman who thinks condoms spoil the moment, too."
4 "Tell me I'm the biggest boy ever."
5 "Sorry, what was that you said about 'throbbing members'? I didn't quite catch it."

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