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I ARE YOU SICK Volume XXXV No. 20 Modern Course To Start Next Fall* The University has announced a new program in Surwal Traing for co-ed and male students unfit for Military Training. In a special release to The DePaulia last Wednesday, Fr. Angler stated that the Survival course will be a compulsory two-year course for all students qualifying in the above mentioned categories. The Physical Education. Course will no longer be required for co-eds with the inception of this new course next fall. Thep rimary purpose of this course is survival, that is, survival of the fittest The facilities and personnel of the Military and Phy Ed Departments are being combined in an effort to present a comprehensive program. Courses as planned are as follows: Survival Training 101: This course will include the rudiments of finding and preparing food inthe wilderness and precautions against possible radiation contamination, Also included will be a special course in first aid, with emphasis on treatment of radiation burns. Survival 102: Self defense will be stressed, with training in the use of the rifle and pistol, knife fighting and judo. Survival 103: Construction of emergency shelters without the Survival 104: The designing and making of clothing from wilderness materials, as well as methods of providing the other necessities of life (latrines, etc.) in the wilderness wili be studied. To supplement these courses in Survival, these courses (for a major, major) will also be offeredSurvival 105: So you want to be a.leader Survival 106 Nature PhotographySurvival 200: History of SurvivalSurvival 201: Still uadecided During the summe following the basic course, there will be a two-week survival period in the wilderness, providing opportunities for the practical application of the methods studied. (Students who have reached the scholastic level of second-semes­ ter junior will be exempt from the summer session.) The co-eds will be taken to the wilderness by helicopter and left for the two-week period with only the clothing on their backs and the material in their purses. This will also serve to show how necessary certain items in their purses are. For instance, what good is a church key in the wilderness, where there are no churches? The males enrolled in the program will, unfortunately, be taken to a different location for their wilderness experience, although classroom work will be integrated. Classes are being scheduled to meet once a week for a one hour period. Lieutenant Ivan II, a bland fellow, is in charge of the program, and he will be assisted by Dr. Warmer of the Phy Ed Dept. In explaining the need for such a course, Fr. Angler stated: (Continued on page 2) 1 use of building implements, and matters, such as camouflage for the individual and for emergency shelters will be stressed. (Camouflage is not to be confused with the feminine use of cosmetics.) ROTC (SEE STORY ON PAGE 2) DePaul University—Serving the Cause of "canon for Over Half a Century CHICAGO.<p>FliNDRiVE 1957 PLANNED ILLINOIS SURVIVAL TRAINING FOR CO-EDS SAC has more ready cash at its disposal this year than ever before," he continued. "We intend to use every cent of its just for publicity on what we hope will be the largest fund raising campaign Chicago has ever seen. The biggest news, in the matter of importance to the students, to come from the meeting was that there will be NO CHANCE BOOKS THIS YEAR! How, then, do we expect to raise funds? The methods are almost too fantastic to believe! "The entire month of May will be devoted to the drive,'' Mr. Jonas said. "Our present plans call for the expentditure of $60,000. Although this may seem like a lot of money, it is small in comparison with our goal of $500,000 The month's fund raising activities will follow the tentative schedule listed below: Ellie Pinta and Connie Rourke, typical co-eds, mirror feminine reaction to Survival Training Program as Lt. Ivan II, that bland fellow, attempts to display an No Chance Books-Big Campaign Features Month-Long Activities In announcing his plans for the 1957 Fund Drive at a special meeting of a select group of student leaders last Monday, Robert Jonas, Student Action Council President, stated, "We've got to spend money to make money!" (It may be significant that Mr. Jonas was the only Student Action Council member present.) As the plans for the drive unfolded, it became apparent that Mr. Jonas ("Big Boob," as he is affectionately known to his friends) meant what he said. Friday, May 3 Through Sunday, May 12 These ten days will be devoted to a giant carnival involving over 500 University students. A large area of Lincoln Park near North Avenue will be taken over for the affair. River View Amusement Park is cooperating to an extent beyond expectation by donating material for thirteen rides. Approximately fifty booths will surround the central area, and these will be operated by University students wearing costumes ranging from harem girls to elephant boys. Seven acts from the now defunct Ringling Bros. Circus have consented to donate their services for nightly performances.Friday, May 17 A bathing beauty contest among co-eds will be conducted as part of a special show at the Chicago stadium. Jayne Mansfield and Chicago's own Kim Novak will act as judges. Headlining the entertainment aspect OA the show will be Jerry Lewis and Harry Beyafonte. OF BEING SICK? April 5, 1957 Saturday, May 18 and Sunday, May 19. The fabulous Harlem Globetrotters will play afternoon and evening exhibition basketball games against a team composed of former DePaul greats, including such men as George Mikan, Ron Sobieszczyk, Dick Heise and Hugh Naughton. Saturday, May 25 A gigantic Costume Ball wili be held in the Grand Ballroom of the Conrad Hilton for all the University students. Louis Armstrong will provide the music for this affair. Highlighting the evening will be the auctioning off of twenty members of each sorority as dates for the huge Finale Ball. Friday, May 31 The University's sororities will compete in a 'Comic Olympics' in Soldier Field. Egg throwing contests, pie eating contests, tricycle races and other such events will be featured. It was learned that Life magazine is interested in preparing a picture story on this affair. (Continued on page 2) ATTENTION STUDENTS Now is the time for all good DePaulites to come to the aid of their school! Some Mental Midgets from near the Water Tower Leaky Heads, no doubt) have Maligned our fair School. They have even gone so far as to misuse the name of our Broad-Shouldered Editor, Mr. David A. Lightfoot, not to mention our University President. This slander was printed in their paper, the Loyola Noose. The best Solution and/or reprisal is to discontinue our valiant effort to have our Northern Neighbors (LuLu, by name) accredited by the National Association of Secondary Nursary schools, Kindergartens, and Certified Pencil Sharpeners. M-l.*<p>SBANDED *See note on page 7

I ARE YOU SICK Volume XXXV No. 20 Modern Course To Start Next Fall* The University has announced a new program in Surwal Traing for co-ed and male students unfit for Military Training. In a special release to The DePaulia last Wednesday, Fr. Angler stated that the Survival course will be a compulsory two-year course for all students qualifying in the above mentioned categories. The Physical Education. Course will no longer be required for co-eds with the inception of this new course next fall. Thep rimary purpose of this course is survival, that is, survival of the fittest The facilities and personnel of the Military and Phy Ed Departments are being combined in an effort to present a comprehensive program. Courses as planned are as follows: Survival Training 101: This course will include the rudiments of finding and preparing food inthe wilderness and precautions against possible radiation contamination, Also included will be a special course in first aid, with emphasis on treatment of radiation burns. Survival 102: Self defense will be stressed, with training in the use of the rifle and pistol, knife fighting and judo. Survival 103: Construction of emergency shelters without the Survival 104: The designing and making of clothing from wilderness materials, as well as methods of providing the other necessities of life (latrines, etc.) in the wilderness wili be studied. To supplement these courses in Survival, these courses (for a major, major) will also be offeredSurvival 105: So you want to be a.leader Survival 106 Nature PhotographySurvival 200: History of SurvivalSurvival 201: Still uadecided During the summe following the basic course, there will be a two-week survival period in the wilderness, providing opportunities for the practical application of the methods studied. (Students who have reached the scholastic level of second-semes­ ter junior will be exempt from the summer session.) The co-eds will be taken to the wilderness by helicopter and left for the two-week period with only the clothing on their backs and the material in their purses. This will also serve to show how necessary certain items in their purses are. For instance, what good is a church key in the wilderness, where there are no churches? The males enrolled in the program will, unfortunately, be taken to a different location for their wilderness experience, although classroom work will be integrated. Classes are being scheduled to meet once a week for a one hour period. Lieutenant Ivan II, a bland fellow, is in charge of the program, and he will be assisted by Dr. Warmer of the Phy Ed Dept. In explaining the need for such a course, Fr. Angler stated: (Continued on page 2) 1 use of building implements, and matters, such as camouflage for the individual and for emergency shelters will be stressed. (Camouflage is not to be confused with the feminine use of cosmetics.) ROTC (SEE STORY ON PAGE 2) DePaul University—Serving the Cause of "canon for Over Half a Century CHICAGO.

FliNDRiVE 1957 PLANNED ILLINOIS SURVIVAL TRAINING FOR CO-EDS SAC has more ready cash at its disposal this year than ever before," he continued. "We intend to use every cent of its just for publicity on what we hope will be the largest fund raising campaign Chicago has ever seen. The biggest news, in the matter of importance to the students, to come from the meeting was that there will be NO CHANCE BOOKS THIS YEAR! How, then, do we expect to raise funds? The methods are almost too fantastic to believe! "The entire month of May will be devoted to the drive,'' Mr. Jonas said. "Our present plans call for the expentditure of $60,000. Although this may seem like a lot of money, it is small in comparison with our goal of $500,000 The month's fund raising activities will follow the tentative schedule listed below: Ellie Pinta and Connie Rourke, typical co-eds, mirror feminine reaction to Survival Training Program as Lt. Ivan II, that bland fellow, attempts to display an No Chance Books-Big Campaign Features Month-Long Activities In announcing his plans for the 1957 Fund Drive at a special meeting of a select group of student leaders last Monday, Robert Jonas, Student Action Council President, stated, "We've got to spend money to make money!" (It may be significant that Mr. Jonas was the only Student Action Council member present.) As the plans for the drive unfolded, it became apparent that Mr. Jonas ("Big Boob," as he is affectionately known to his friends) meant what he said. Friday, May 3 Through Sunday, May 12 These ten days will be devoted to a giant carnival involving over 500 University students. A large area of Lincoln Park near North Avenue will be taken over for the affair. River View Amusement Park is cooperating to an extent beyond expectation by donating material for thirteen rides. Approximately fifty booths will surround the central area, and these will be operated by University students wearing costumes ranging from harem girls to elephant boys. Seven acts from the now defunct Ringling Bros. Circus have consented to donate their services for nightly performances.Friday, May 17 A bathing beauty contest among co-eds will be conducted as part of a special show at the Chicago stadium. Jayne Mansfield and Chicago's own Kim Novak will act as judges. Headlining the entertainment aspect OA the show will be Jerry Lewis and Harry Beyafonte. OF BEING SICK? April 5, 1957 Saturday, May 18 and Sunday, May 19. The fabulous Harlem Globetrotters will play afternoon and evening exhibition basketball games against a team composed of former DePaul greats, including such men as George Mikan, Ron Sobieszczyk, Dick Heise and Hugh Naughton. Saturday, May 25 A gigantic Costume Ball wili be held in the Grand Ballroom of the Conrad Hilton for all the University students. Louis Armstrong will provide the music for this affair. Highlighting the evening will be the auctioning off of twenty members of each sorority as dates for the huge Finale Ball. Friday, May 31 The University's sororities will compete in a 'Comic Olympics' in Soldier Field. Egg throwing contests, pie eating contests, tricycle races and other such events will be featured. It was learned that Life magazine is interested in preparing a picture story on this affair. (Continued on page 2) ATTENTION STUDENTS Now is the time for all good DePaulites to come to the aid of their school! Some Mental Midgets from near the Water Tower Leaky Heads, no doubt) have Maligned our fair School. They have even gone so far as to misuse the name of our Broad-Shouldered Editor, Mr. David A. Lightfoot, not to mention our University President. This slander was printed in their paper, the Loyola Noose. The best Solution and/or reprisal is to discontinue our valiant effort to have our Northern Neighbors (LuLu, by name) accredited by the National Association of Secondary Nursary schools, Kindergartens, and Certified Pencil Sharpeners. M-l.*