California girls are not known for brains. But they are much better looking than the skanks in the Northeast. The Northeast bitches all have dark hair, don't shave their legs, pits or pussy, and have shitty attitudes. Northeast girls are real bitches because they're ugly. And it's not fair to take it out on the guys

Oh god I know this feeling well. A certain someone I know is full of interesting observations. "Y'know what? Coffee by itself tastes really watery & bitter. But when you add sugar, it still tastes watery & bitter, but better." All day long, people. All day long.
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