Hybrid View

April 1

No one goes hungry
All people are fed
The oceans are clean
Lake Erie's not dead.

The Irish aren't fighting
The Arabs love Jews
The swords are now plowshares
Now ain't that good news?

The water's delicious
The air is so clear
On top of a mountain
You see to next year.

Couples stay married
Children are jewels
Sure got you going!
APRIL FOOLS!

--Jean Wells Rogers (source: today's "Dear Abby" column)

I've been Boo'd... right off the stage!

Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!

"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

My Aprils fool joke was wear a new dress that makes me look pregnant and telling a co-worker that I am four months pregnant. He told me I had a pregnant glow then said he noticed I had been gaining weight.

My Aprils fool joke was wear a new dress that makes me look pregnant and telling a co-worker that I am four months pregnant. He told me I had a pregnant glow then said he noticed I had been gaining weight.