Now that the wedding is most definitely off, Laura is looking to off-load the ring to the next lucky lady, and she’s got a hell of a way of telling the story of how she came to be “in my pajamas alone in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday ” auctioning off her diamonds.

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This ring has as many secrets as it does sparkles. Image via eBay.

"So, you know when you're engaged to be married and then suddenly your fiancé starts spending a little too much time with his friend, Brad?" Laura begins.

"And you're like, 'Hey, it's okay, Brad's a great guy. He's pretty buff and he's a laugh and his fashion sense is amazing'.

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"So then your fiancé starts not coming home at night because he and Brad had a 'wild one' and he comes back walking a little bit like John Wayne at 4pm the next day and you think 'Wow! It must have been a wild one since he can't walk straight anymore. 'They must have had a lot of good, clean fun together'."

Things got more bizarre when Laura found a pair of bright pink stilettos (in a size 11), a blonde wig, a dress and a worn pair of stockings.

Also, "single, living with my ex-fiancé because we're both too skint to move out with the rock the size of Gibraltar on my finger wondering, 'How many other men have I turned?' whilst sharing a tub of ice cream with my dog."

Dog not included (sad face). Image via eBay.

Too real, Laura. TOO REAL.

Importantly, Laura also notes that the ring can be resized, as it's currently a size J.

"J for JOKES I ALMOST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO BLATANTLY LOVES THE D, AND THAT'S OKAY IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, TO EACH HIS OWN, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT AS I'M ONLY 27 AND I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN AT SOME POINT."

At least Laura has a sense of humour about it all.

Plus, the current bid is sitting at AU$7,600, so she'll at least make a bit of money, too.