There are some people in this world who are so socially inept and abrasive in real life that they can only function on the Internet, relying on non-relationships with total strangers via message boards and blog comments. And then, there are some people who can’t even do that right. Such is the case with "thisredengine," a truly bizarre individual who showed up here out of the blue on Tuesday, and immediately tried to impress all of you by claiming the following:

– He’s pretty well-known and respected over at BloodyElbow.com, and regularly tweets with Leland Roling. He’s pretty much an unofficial staffer there. – MMA legend "Gens" Pulver once acknowledged something he wrote. – He’s a jet-setting world traveler, on account of his job. – He considers himself "one of the cool kids in the MMA community." – He considers himself and BE’s Luke Thomas to be "a level above most in MMA conversations." The readers of this site would not be able to hang on his conversation-level. – He ignores all comments from people he doesn’t know, which on this site would be everybody.

Though many of us (including myself) begged him to fuck off and leave us alone, he refused to fuck off. And so, new contributor ReX13 hit him with what will go down in history as the "I Have a Dream" speech of CagePotato.com…

i’m going to say this once, and then go back to ignoring you. This may be feasting the troll, but apparently you take yourself seriously.

Since you seem so keen on people "following the rules", please consider that you do not set policy here. You are not an expert here. You are not well-liked, which i understand is not a concern to you, but what’s more, you are not well-respected. Let that sink in. You seem to thrive on the idea that your opinions matter, and perhaps to some people, somewhere, they do. However, that place is not here. Those people hold no sway here. Luke Thomas is not here, or any of your other "friends".

WE are here. We are the Potato Nation, and we’re doing just fine with our poop jokes and tenuous grasp of this crazy ultimate fighting stuff. We could give two shits if people make jokes about spousal abuse, pedophilia, coprophagia, cancer, infanticide, fratricide, regicide, redengineicide, et al. Some of us are twisted. Some of us are silly. Some of us are just straight assholes, brah. We are Potato Nation, and we don’t need you, Bloody Elbow, or Brent "Bitchtits" Brookhouse to tell us what’s what.

Now if you want to tone down the "i take this very seriously" and enjoy some humor (and occassional enlightened discussion) about a sport that we all love, then by all means, join us. We don’t care how you found us, or how long you’ve been posting, or even if you’re batshit crazy. We actually are sort of fond of our trolls. If you’re only here on a crusade to bring knowledge to the backwater hicks at CagePotato, then we will tell you in no uncertain terms: go fuck yourself.

We are the Potato Nation, and we are every bit as knowledgable, hardcore, sophisticated, and intelligent as any group of MMA fans anywhere. That we interact differently than you find appropriate is not our problem.

It’s yours.

War Potato, bitch.

-RX

***************

Fortunately, this story has a happy ending — I banned "thisredengine" yesterday, officially for over-spamming of BloodyElbow links, and unofficially because he’s a delusional asshole who’s infecting us with his psycho germs. Good luck finding a welcoming community that finds you as interesting as you think you are, TRE, though I shudder to think what that community would look like.

If your name has been called, please shoot your real name and address to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook you up with a subscription to Fight! Magazine. Your first issue should arrive as soon as next month, and as late as never.

@Ratel- I think his name was Cloiselle? He was claiming that he was going to be fighting in Chicago Golden Gloves this year, but little did he know, they were already over. If I remember correctly they had just ended the day before.

Ratel- May 1, 2010 at 1:33 pm

fagassery! nice one. i'm pretty sure that littlereddouchebag is a short guy. i mean, 5'2", max. the type of sawed off little bastard that tilts his head back to give the illusion that he's looking down from on high.

come to think of it, there was a fuckwad who was talking some shit in the last coupla weeks, and when a few of us who know some things about MMA called him on his bullshit, he started going off about being golden gloves in chicago. that worked for him (!) until somebody pointed out that golden gloves competition in that area was a month away, so who was he trying to fool... remember that guy?

KarmaAteMyCat- May 1, 2010 at 11:34 am

See this is what happens when you buy a five foot three Computer science major drop out a set of boxing gloves and a subscription to Fight Mag. Things get fucking carried away! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Who even reads the bloody elbow anyway? I have Cagpotato.com and Dictionary.com and 420chan thats it! Nothing more is needed! I really should turn my forum account back on I always miss out on the good stuff. Oh well good job Potato NATION!!!!

now now fellow spud, I promised your friend that I would cease and desist on you so don't start it again, or I will Samuel L. Jackson on you soooooo fast.

robthom- May 1, 2010 at 6:29 am

".. fagassery,..."

Big ole words just make all confused in stuff.

AndyInflammatory- May 1, 2010 at 5:28 am

so I fucked this dead kid who died of cancer etc

topical

ghostboner- May 1, 2010 at 4:02 am

On second thought, scrap the commemorative T-shirt idea. I don't want to give any more attention to a banned poopy pants-ed troll.

ghostboner- May 1, 2010 at 3:34 am

Son. Of. A. Bastard. I go play golf for one fucking evening and miss everything a second time! You magnificent assholes! This will be lengthy, and for that I apologize.

@Rex - Congratulations. I am going to swill a bottle of vodka throw back a shot in your honor. You were conspicuously absent, or at least tardy, for a few days, and I was wonderin where you was. I assume you were busy covering Bellator for my reading pleasure. I salute you sir. In a few short days you have: trumped MLK Jr, sent Shreck crying back to the bloodytampon, and authored a respectable article/engaged in coitus with BG. Here's to you, guy who is named after Pantera's bass player. Also, yes I do think CroCop CAN still whoop ass, but I don't think he will unless he sees AA's sports psych.

@Ratel - Thank you for finally helping me to find my new name.... theRatel. Or aRatel. Or slimRATELpleasestandup. I kid, I kid.

@SouthSideEssay - I agree, a T-shirt would be neat. I started learning to photoshop a week or two ago for the poster contest, so I will begin work on some prospective designs. I encourage those of you who actually know how to use Photoshop to act accordingly.

@Charming Charlie - A name change perhaps, involving a 50% reduction in the original number of words? And not the last 50%... Can we not just enjoy this small piece of justice for one damn post? Can we not just imagine for one second that there is a God, and sometimes things do get put right? Too soon amigo. A week from now maybe you could have posted that. But not now. It is like taking a kid's presents away on Christmas morning right after he unwraps them.

@Debacle - tortion = torsion.

Clinch-Smash- May 1, 2010 at 2:34 am

@ HokeyPockey

I went on vacation and didn't have time to get on CP, came back just iching for a good troll bashing (not from me) and he was good, not that i was really pissed but let down that i missed his exit. was he banned or what happened, either way i'm really glad he's gone!

Is it a good thing if you're a CP troll... but you're also legendary? That's like being the best squeegee man in the world.

Which reminds me. What ever happened to UFC fag?

robthom- April 30, 2010 at 9:41 pm

^^
dranospills pretends that it knows bens.

dranokills- April 30, 2010 at 9:29 pm

Now now Ben that's just not nice, what did OBI do to you?

ben- April 30, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Remember "Old, Bald & Irish"? Used to write really long comments? Turned out to be a 13-year-old Puerto Rican girl?

KillDozer- April 30, 2010 at 8:30 pm

man, I miss Tough Guy as well.

KillDozer- April 30, 2010 at 8:29 pm

Orly?? You guys got nothing better to do than prosecute some troll? I wish CAPSLOCKHAL was here to put you little bitches in place.

mt59801- April 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm

I thing rex should be the official "guest relations" officer for us

ben- April 30, 2010 at 7:42 pm

^^^He's the Scott Blevins of Internet commenting.@Ninjanate: Oh man, don't you dare bring up COOL! This site has seen some legendary trolls, and he was by far the worst.

jimbonics- April 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm

I'd bet all my money he's the same dude and we didn't get trolled. He tried way too hard to be accepted in the last thread he was in, acquiescing and such. When that didn't work, he threatens libel or some fagassery, and states is was an impostor.

Dudes got issues.

dumbest fucking poster- April 30, 2010 at 7:20 pm

I'm smarter than charming charlie, he is quite verbose.
and a dick.

Komodo- April 30, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Well done, dudes :)
This has put a big smile on my face.

ItburnswhenIpee- April 30, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Did anyone else get the impression littleredengine was a (slightly) more cultured version of TUFGUY?
Same egomaniacal pompous bullshit, same desperate need to be loved...

cecils_pupils- April 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm

@poop on da wall - Earlier in the week I blasted you 'cuz you were harpin' on Mike Russell... now that I realize it, you were mini-trolling and I get nailed - good on ya.

Lately your posts have been really funny to me. Are you related to pooflinger? I am thinking you are possibly a pair of evil-doing poo twins...

Anyway homie, your humor has grown on me and made me lol today... well done!

fatbellyfrank- April 30, 2010 at 5:26 pm

What? no T-shirt for littleredcunt?but now I dont know which one's skin I got under, tools like littleredcunt or mattroth or whoever they are deserve all the abuse they get.Supercilious dickwads who deserve to be called for being dickwads

robthom- April 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Lol!!!

This is an interesting new angle on a classic.

I see only good/entertaining/horrible things coming out of this!!!

+1

(I'll have to be more careful shooting from the hip now)

Debacle- April 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm

HulkSmash, I once saw a ratel kill a cobra, get bitten in the process, die for 30 minutes, come back to life, and finish eating the cobra. Hands down big dick of the animal kingdom(wolverine close 2nd).

FYI. Twirling your balls like chinese relaxation balls would lead to testicular tortion. Not pleasant. Its like untangling that knot behind your entertainment system. Except its your nuts

If cp offends you you had way to much supervision in life.

Debacle- April 30, 2010 at 4:44 pm

Why are you spamming me?

Japanadian- April 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Wish i could've seen thisredvaginas face when he clicked on CP and realized he was banned. I picture him crying a little

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm

@Hokey Well, I knew it was probably a rick-roll, but I was curious.

Harry Nips- April 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm

WTF?! I don't check CP for a few days and all hell breaks loose.

1. Tito won a fight.(Allegedly)
2. I missed a troll of CAPSLOCKHAL proportions. (BTW, nice work Rex)
3. Rex13 is now a contributor, and a damn good one too.

What's next? BF will leave CP and go write for an aol site and forget to bring his sense of humor with him. What a week! I haven't missed out on this much since that heroine induced coma back in 'Nam.

Ninjanate- April 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Got me for one sec.
At first I felt bad for Matt, then actually thinks hes deserves whatever shit he receives for being a tattle-tale

All this really makes me miss COOL

HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- April 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm

@ FloydJoy: Haha, yes! I feel so bloody brilliant right now, lol!

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm

ThisRedEngine was crying all over BE and WKR.

TheMadness- April 30, 2010 at 4:12 pm

I can't help but think that a virtual fist popped out of redengine's monitor and socked him in the face when he read this. This is why I love you guys. Also, props to Mike Russell for fishing up trolls to smash.

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Got me.

HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- April 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Thank you Clinch-Smash for admitting that I got you, lol!

Did i get anybody else?

Poop on da wall- April 30, 2010 at 3:36 pm

this is the last u will all hear from me, im committing suicide, fuck my life fuck the world fuck u all

richorama- April 30, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Oh, so that's why BE doesn't get much love here. Got it.

Poop on da wall- April 30, 2010 at 3:33 pm

i got banned from BE too

Poop on da wall- April 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm

i like your response, u actually like the weirdos like me on here

id shit in your mouth if i could!

Clinch-Smash- April 30, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Way to stand up for the Nation BG.

Thanks

Clinch-Smash- April 30, 2010 at 3:27 pm

DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM, I just got RickRolled, dam you hokeypocky.

This is by far the best CP moment in recent history, Rex you will never be forgoten for this.

steampunk22- April 30, 2010 at 3:22 pm

@Rex13

Attaboy!

Totally missed your post about Bellator, I've been sort of MIA on the Potato for a little while. Maybe its time to dial up the funk a bit and start posting more.

Cheers man!

justscrappin- April 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm

How did Matt Roth/ thisredengine body snatch Charming Charlie? Bro...take your preaching elsewhere...I understand that we are maybe a little to hyped up on a Friday...and proud that the editor's are actually taking a hands on approach to policing these forums...which most sites editors don't do. But you don't have to be a stuffed shirt....you did see the lengths this douche went to for the last 2 days right? Sorry if we exceeded your daily allowed " IN YOUR FACE BITCH" amount, calling this dude out.

SlapNuts- April 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm

This douche nozzle was picked on by some mean posters on an MMA blog and he is running to tell the teacher. Except I'm the teacher and I'm telling him to shut his cock holster and go to bed. Fuck a crybaby.

glassjawsh- April 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm

the story:

1) the REAL thisredengine posts an irritatingly self righteous vitriol wagging his finger at those he deems undesirable on bloodyelbow (ie. noobs and people who disagree with him)

2) the BE community reacts by basically calling him a twat and that his attitude does nothing to help the sport (edit: although goddamned luke thomas specifically said that he doesn't care about helping grow the sport, but that's another topic)

3) some butt monkey (the FAKE thisredengine) makes an account on CagePotato and trolls like he owns a bridge and gets himself banned

4) Potatoes react by telling him to fornicate himself with an iron rod

5) Goldstein posts the community reaction on the front page because it's hilarious

6) the REAL thisredengine gets wind of said Goldstein posting and comes to CP to restore his name (but since he's been a douche all along this proves futile since all it does it's reiterate what a douche he is) and gets himself banned

7) the internets a'splode

Mr_Misanthropy- April 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Amen brother, I knew I liked this place for some reason...

..although I did nearly piss myself at some of the shit that dude (I don't feel like typing his name) wrote....

JZeightynine- Dump it on your plants when they're vegging and you'll find out...

Viva Hate- April 30, 2010 at 2:47 pm

@Kimbos Bread,
It is coming any minutes now, wait for it....wait for it.

Kimbos Bread- April 30, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Viva Hate,

If he were M. Night, the big reveal would be something like....there never really was a troll!

Viva Hate- April 30, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Wait, so there was an annoying troll who wasn't really the annoying but it was based upon an actual annoying troll but it could really be the annoying troll. This is so complex and involved, it feels like it has taken a day of my life and I have gotten no where.

I figured it out, Ben is really M. Night Shyamalan. The riddle has been solved.

Headlock- April 30, 2010 at 2:34 pm

@Charming Charlie - I have been enlightened.. actually I wasn't. You're post was almost as exciting as a match-up between Jake Shields and John Fitch.

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm

U MAD, BRO?

Charming Charlie- April 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm

I've never seen a troll before on the internets, and it is the most thrilling thing ever to tell him he's wrong and to fuck off. If there is imagined drama that stems from the trolling, and we can all talk about it forever, I orgasm. Proud Member Of The Potato Nation?

Charming Charlie- April 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Insofar as I identify as a citizen of Potato Nation, this post is embarrassing. There was nothing deserving of applause or approbation in Rex's comment, nor any of the other ones. Oftentimes people make funny comments. That's what got me initially hooked. It seemed, perhaps just for a time, that people repaid the effort and hilarity of another by posting something equally funny. But this "show solidarity" crap and circle-jerking self-awareness makes the site look amateur, clickish, and immature. If people see fit to congratulate themselves in the comments, nothing can be done. But the front page is in the hands of the editors, and I'll go out on a limb and guess the new editor Mike thinks this edrama is front page worthy.

I recognize that this post is an opportunity for some glory-seeker to imagine and affirm the values he wants this website to stand for, and just ask that someone in charge to look ahead at how shitty that makes the website to read.

P.S. Comparing Martin Luther King Jr.'s speeches to what Rex wrote is stupid. Not offensive, just simple; stupid; uneducated. Unless its satire.

easy21- April 30, 2010 at 2:26 pm

This entire Potato Nation vs. thisredengine saga has been both hilarious and fascinating. I witnessed that douchebags first posts and thought it was a joke, but to find out today that someone can truly be that far up their own ass is mind boggling. The events that have transpired since have honestly made me proud to be apart of this web community. And the fact that BEN came down from the magical kingdom of MMA Valhalla or where ever to tell a self involved, narcissitic retard to fuck off was priceless. THANK YOU

-a proud member of the POTATO NATION

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Thisredengine is a homosexual deviant of the highest order.

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc

^^
Actually, this is it.

VisitingDeadAncestors- April 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm

i love this place.

* weeps into single portion TV dinner *

Kimbos Bread- April 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm

KIMBOS BREAD

Good or bad
with butter?

Headlock- April 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Turned that motherfucker into french fries!

HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- April 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm

OH SHIT! Luke Thomas and Matt Roth of course are planning on filing a class action lawsuit against Ben Goldstein for defamation of character. Here's the link to the video message they just posted:

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

imabigfan- April 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm

@rex

izzard, indeed. funny bastard.

macreadysshack- April 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Hey, MattRoth, dipshit. They never revealed 'thisredengine's' identity. If there's no identity, there's no person and no libel. You're a fuckwad and I think you are the same person, judging by your writing style.

Go fuck yourself. Again.

bigashs2- April 30, 2010 at 2:16 pm

ReX13 made me cry a little... Then I peed. I must say that I feel so proud that one of our members would stand up and use "coprophagia" as a positive description.

FloydJoyMayweatherSR- April 30, 2010 at 2:13 pm

Matt Roth is a huge faggot

El Famous Burrito- April 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Ads for penis pills would be appreciated, I'm sure.

ben- April 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Oh, I almost forgot. The "thisredengine" troll account was registered here with the e-mail address this.red.engine@gmail.com . So if you're going to e-mail anybody, e-mail *that* guy.

guida_shair- April 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm

new member of CP, longtime reader tho. Must say the articles are awesome and the comments help make it thru the day. Keep em' coming Potato Nation!!!!

HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- April 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Lawsuits are for Nancy-boys.

dranokills- April 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm

ben Says:
Fri, 04/30/2010 - 23:50
So, a few things...

- I just blocked the "real" thisredengine, for acting just as annoying as the "fake" thisredengine.
- I also deleted the post that contained his e-mail address. Am I concerned that he'll bring an actual lawsuit against us over our readers finding his e-mail address on BloodyElbow and spamming him? No, not really. But he's been tweeting and e-mailing us since this went down, and I just want him to go back to BloodyElbow, permanently, so please don't fan the flames. That's the crazy part about this whole situation. You tell a commenter to fuck off over and over again until finally you have to block him, and then his "real" counterpart shows up and won't fuck off either. And yet these are two different people, ostensibly. Hmm.
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ohhhhh alright, since you have done your job so absolutely superb-like I will not waste all night sending him nasty shit in his email....damn! you take all MY fun.
Of course now like a damn train wreck I want to go over there and watch him flail and cry and bitch....please pretty please can I have a link to that? I know bad link bad link, but Pleeasseeeeeeee?
I wont post I just want to watch him flop like a fish.

Mike Milbury- April 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm

lol, even thisredengine's buddy, Leland Roling, is starting to sound exasperated with notion that CP is harassing him. He writes:
"Easy solution is… stop giving a shit and leave that site."

At first, the real thisredengine/Matt seemed pretty cool about the whole affair.

Now all of a sudden, he's morphed into the annoying, self-righteous person exemplified by the banned poster. Hell, people are trying to give him advice on the matter and he still won't listen and believes he's right.

ben- April 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm

So, a few things... - I just blocked the "real" thisredengine, for acting just as annoying as the "fake" thisredengine. - I also deleted the post that contained his e-mail address. Am I concerned that he'll bring an actual lawsuit against us over our readers finding his e-mail address on BloodyElbow and spamming him? No, not really. But he's been tweeting and e-mailing us since this went down, and I just want him to go back to BloodyElbow, permanently, so please don't fan the flames. That's the crazy part about this whole situation. You tell a commenter to fuck off over and over again until finally you have to block him, and then his "real" counterpart shows up and won't fuck off either. And yet these are two different people, ostensibly. Hmm.

Rayce.- April 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Also If you post on a public forum its not harassment/ liable when the public gives their opinion of you/ or the things you say.

Rayce.- April 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm

@ Matt Roth.Dynamic and ppoe IP setups change all the time. IP doesn't prove anything one way or the other. Not saying it is or isn't you. Just that IP doesn't mean squat if they are different.

Plus you can't file harassment for what some says about a person that isn't you. If they are speaking of a different thisredengine how could you Sue? Gotta tell ya you are kinda being a snatch and by kinda. ..... I mean totally.

ReX13- April 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Viva Hate>> +1. Been waiting for this update.

Mike Milbury- April 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Matt, how would CP be solely responsible if you receive a deluge of hate mail. One could make the argument that the people of WKR or even BE could be behind such e-mails. If you want to go after CP and Ben, then you'd have to go after all the MMA sites referencing your original Fanpost that started all this drama.

Viva Hate- April 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Bob Arum tweeted me back, he said his statements were actually correct about one MMA fan in particular.

ReX13- April 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm

El Famous>> Agreed. The banhammer has been dropped, and i imagine there's no reason to reply to anyone who claims to be thisredengine. Vini, vidi, bani: He came, he saw, he got handled.

In other news, does anyone think CroCop can start murdering fools again? Or is he done? Why do i keep saying, hey, maybe this time he'll kick a dude's face off?

iDestroy- April 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm

Holy hell. Where was I when all this went down? Maybe I'm the one who's huffin' too much ether.

Rayce.- April 30, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Dynamic and ppoe IP setups change all the time. IP doesn't prove anything one way or the other. Not saying it is or isn't you. Just that IP doesn't mean squat if they are different.

agentsmith- April 30, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Presuming it was a troll and "MattRoth" is the real thisredengine, funny how his crybaby lawsuit threats make him look like even more of a douche than the troll itself did. That's what you call ironic.

LastEmperor- April 30, 2010 at 1:30 pm

The guys at Bloodyelbow are asshats.

They ban you for calling Ben Rothwell fat. Ben Rothwell is FUCKING Fat.

SouthSideEssay- April 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm

There should be a T-shirt about this whole fiasco... I like T-shirts...

glassjawsh- April 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm

welp you've exhausted me from this topic by not only being a colossal prick but also a total dousche nard crybaby. I'm sick of talking about this and im definitely sick of you.....kindly blow it out your ass buddy, I hope these guys eat you alive

El Famous Burrito- April 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Sending an email to this guy is crossing the line. Not legally, I'd bet, but just as a generally stupid thing to waste your time on.

Let's keep the comments on the comments page, guys. Don't spam this guy. I'm not even sure it's the same thisredengine anymore.

If it is, then fuck him. Ignore the troll. If not, it's a pretty gay thing to do, steal someones handle and go trolling.

agentsmith- April 30, 2010 at 1:22 pm

@ glassjawsh:

What's he gonna do, sue CagePotato for making fun of him online? Good luck with that.

dranokills- April 30, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Mike Milbury Says:
Fri, 04/30/2010 - 22:17

Whoever made the "douchasaurus rex" comment about thisredretard should get a subscription as well. Maybe even two.
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that was me, and I appreciate your shout out of respect for me, but I must give my friend rex a huge round of applause, it was an honor and my pleasure to have fought in the trenches with you against the theredvagina.
Great work all the way around including the new piece on bellator.
Yes I went off on that guy BUT Rex13 you stripped him down and beat his goddamn ass off......and for that I salute you.
BG last but not least I thank you for dropping the hammer on him, this has been a very fulfilling day.

MattRoth aka thisredengine- April 30, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Yep, I'm posting here too man so can just let me post it. But since this story is now potentially aiding in harassment, the Break Network and Cage Potato are liable. It would be in Ben's best interest to pull the story and not acknowledge me anymore.

Rayce.- April 30, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Rex that "I have a dream speech " post was godlike! And with that bellator post you have officially become my favorite play by play man.
My favorite part was the drawing of "not-Tony Imada". Who is now my new favorite fighter. I hope he can gut out a W over not-Hurreta.

Fedor vs. Bas- April 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm

ReX13, you've made me even more proud of being part of this dysfunctional Potato Nation.

Bravo. GIVE THIS MAN A CP SHIRT!

As a person who used to comment a lot and does not nearly enough anymore, I really appreciate the time you put in to put "thisredengine" in check. Mad potato love for ya!

glassjawsh- April 30, 2010 at 1:18 pm

he is over on BE threatening legal action...."yep and if anyone does both to spam my email I will take necessary actions
Cage Potato and therefore the Breaknetwork are now approaching levels of harassment. It would be in their best interest to pull that story since the commenters don’t seem to understand personal privacy"

this is getting out of hand?

ReX13- April 30, 2010 at 1:11 pm

a platypus is my hero. get lost, thisredengine. you've already seen how sick some of our members are--you don't want no part of an organized campaign.

dammit, i talked to the troll again. oh well.

yes, we totally believe that he's never visited us, but as soon as this post came up, he came to clear his name: it wasn't him, but he'll take it as a compliment anyway. Gimme a break. This kid wasn't hugged enough as a child.

ghostboner- April 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Awwww shit!!! You banned his ass already? My well laid plans ruined! I didn't get to complete my mega trolling of that asshole! That settles it, I will now be quitting work school, eating, boning, breathing, pissing, blnking and everything else, except for pooping, so I can be on CP 25/8. Oh how I wanted to get my crack at that yeast infection of a poster. Ah well. I'm sure dranokills at least said something mean on my behalf.

Nut Puncher 9000- April 30, 2010 at 1:01 pm

^ did some fool just ask BF to do something? @Gui - /slap

ReX13- April 30, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Ratel>> You change names so much i can't keep you straight. Wasn't Spidey Sense in there somewhere?

gigacock- April 30, 2010 at 12:54 pm

i remember when i first found this site two years ago. im proud to be a part of the potato nation! fuck sherdog btw!

justscrappin- April 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm

Hey Rex.....does mamaplata know that your 69'ing with Goldstein? One piece and you get your balls gently fondled and rolled around like some chinese relaxation spheres by BG. Nice job.....lol...sorry had to bring you down to earth on your big day. I know your at your cushy gov job with a full blown hard-on under your desk for the potato nation proclaiming you are our new messiah. Seriously though I'm glad we cleared up the mystery of thisredengine troll. Someone transcribe these happenings into a video blog stat! Or if you prefer.....an episode of Scooby Doo.

Thisredengine: And I would of gotten away with it, if it wasnt for you pesky kids!
Rex13:Rar right Ren...re rolved rat rystery, now let's go spoon.

Goldstein: ZOINKS! Rexy....we banned that guy for being a real troll. It's your turn to catch.

Ratel- April 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Damn name thieves. That's why I had to change from HulkSmash. Some dick calling himself TheHulkSmash thinks he's pretty clever. That ended up fucking me up and causing an identity crisis where I chose the name Yeti Stomp (from one of my son's cartoons.)

The name Yeti Stomp just wasn't doing it for me, so I finally settled on Ratel, and I sure hope that nobody decides to try stealing my thunder anymore. Sure, Ratel doesn't sound like much, until you read up a little bit on the word "Ratel." Or Honey Badger. This little tank is so hardcore I can only describe it as sick to the power of mad, and then square that value to the power of holyfuck. I am nobody's badass like the Ratel, but it's nice to pretend.

But enough about me and my little name crisis. Rex13, nice work on your first contribution, and I hope you can swing some payola for your Bellator efforts. Satisfaction is all fine and well, but it takes cash for everything else.

ReX13- April 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm

imabigfan>>is this an eddie izzard joke?

El Famous Burrito- April 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm

This was an even better read the second time around, ReX13.

And "haymaker down a hallway" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and I once saw a guy chase his glass eye down a flight of subway stairs.

cecils_pupils- April 30, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Hey glassjawsh - nice post on BE ripping up that dude. Fucking Luke Thomas is such a douche, I saw all his commentary on your thread... what a waste of human genetic material.

Your thread on BE was cool and honest - nobody needs fan elitism. I don't know how long you've been here... but welcome sir. Enjoy your stay. :)

Goat- April 30, 2010 at 12:43 pm

another Goat Haiku:
Comment of the Week
A lonely expedition
Goat will soon arrive

biohazardone- April 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm

pretty cool RX....that guy was a peace of shit.

imabigfan- April 30, 2010 at 12:40 pm

I missed the original post, but I have to say it deserves the slow clap condescending into standing ovation. well played, rex. You took the stand and represented well. I only ask of you, do you have a flag?

Bob Reilly- April 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Some of you guys must not have jobs or something. I get home at 4 and every article has 60 comments on it. Whats the point of being 61? Nobody is gonna read that shit.

GUI-uh-TEEN- April 30, 2010 at 12:37 pm

Did you see that BF? he's back. Ban that mofo! @MattRoth

Alligator King- April 30, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Take a bow littleredengine, you were about as well accepted at cagepotato as Chael Sonnen is in the hood.

cecils_pupils- April 30, 2010 at 12:34 pm

FU-CKING EPIC. I have a dream... that one day, this speech will make it's way in to the internet hall-of-fame, should one ever be created.

ReX13 has reached cult-hero status here at CP this week. Simply saying fuck-off to thisredengine is not sufficient. You sir have done so with style.

So I'll clear some things up. I'm thisredengine on Bloody Elbow and Twitter. I saw this story as a twitter link and opened it. You guys got trolled hard but not by me. Ben can check my IP and see that this is in fact the first time I've posted on Cage Potato. We're all dorks who post on mma sites, but it takes a special kind of dork to post under my handle. This is hilarious to me that CP decided to front page a story about "me" and I'll take that as a compliment. I hope everyone has a great day.

xoxo,

Matt Roth

MediumRare- April 30, 2010 at 12:28 pm

If ReX13 was in prison and thisredengine was his new cell mate, ReX13 just made thisredengine toss his salad.

The only thing I'm wondering is: Did you let him use syrup or jelly? And did you reach your "climate."

What? Um, I believe it was me who was able to uncover quite a bit about that douchebag. Don't i at least get a t-shirt? I'm a size L and prefer black just in case i've been able to sway you :)

@ glassjawsh: Yeah i noticed that piece you wrote. You're becoming pretty well respected over there, huh? Wanna share any tweets with us that you recieved from fighters who are on the way out? (just playin)

Mike Milbury- April 30, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Whoever made the "douchasaurus rex" comment about thisredretard should get a subscription as well. Maybe even two.

Engine will no doubt make another fucking post on BE proclaiming how awesome his ass is because of all this shit.

FightZen- April 30, 2010 at 12:17 pm

"Haymaker down a hallway" is my all time favorite comment ever written here. Make a t-shirt and I will buy it.

PortlandMMA- April 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm

I don't mind Bloodyelbow, they have some decent stories and their coverage is pretty damn good, but I FUCKING HATE BRENT BROOKHOUSE if that guy covered golf they'd still call him a whiny bitch.

ccman- April 30, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Nothing for my trailer/bently on blocks joke?? not even honorable mention???

this site sucks like *insert rex13 wife joke here*

ReX13- April 30, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Holy shit. What a week. Thanks to...well, pretty much everyone. There were many, many funny and inspiring posts with mine, but i didn't want to continue interacting with that kid.

Thanks to Ben and Mike for calling my bluff giving me a chance on the Bellator piece. (Pieces?)

Also, huge LOLz at irony: thisredengine has been literally begging for the banhammer over at BloodyElbow. He got it at CagePotato.

jimbonics- April 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm

And yeah, Rex's Emancipation Proclamation is easily the early frontrunner for comment of the year! Makes one proud to be a part of the 'Tater Nation.

jimbonics- April 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm

I don't know how I missed nickslk's comment. I just laughed my ass off in the server room.

glassjawsh- April 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm

basically everyone at BE thinks this guy is a buttwipe and I am giddy that someone else finds him as irritating as I do. There are two 300 plus commented on fan posts over at BE that basically spell out how much everyone hates this guy.

Nelson- April 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Pretty sure you guys got trolled.

The "thisredengine" posting over here sounds like a fake.

crazycoty- April 30, 2010 at 12:05 pm

well done rx, well done. I am finally entertained...

shartacus- April 30, 2010 at 12:04 pm

I teared up a little. Rex is a talented writer for sure.

Nut Puncher 9000- April 30, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Man...I have dreams of one day winning a prize I will never receive...

Viva Hate- April 30, 2010 at 11:57 am

Does BG using my "I have a dream" line count as being called?

Damn Damn Damn!'

Congrats to all, a great couple of days for the disfunctional family known as the Potato Nation. Some of the best laughs I have had in a while.