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Sunday, January 22, 2017

The Daily Combover Weekend Edition - January 22, 2017

Our Dear Leader was especially active in his first weekend. After vowing to build a wall and enact term limits in his first day, he instead built a path for Congress to end healthcare and repealed housing subsidies for Middle Class households.

We'll begin Saturday morning. Trump's inauguration drew upwards of 250,000 people to DC, though it was pretty clearly that nearly half of the visitors had been protesters. By Saturday, the supporters had withdrawn and in their place stood nearly half a million people set to headline the Women's March on Washington. Millions more joined them in support marches and rallies around the world (in all seven continents). Estimates in LA, NY, and Chicago were in the hundreds of thousands and smaller cities had crowds in the tens of thousands.

All in all, this wasn't something Dear Leader wanted to see so after a quick trip to the salon, he got into the motorcade and was greeted by his adoring fans on the way to a photo-op at the CIA.