Jason Chen

While us hairy Americans are stuck in the stone age with plain old thermoses to keep our drinks warm or cold, the Japanese have found their black monolith and released a USB device that does the same thing. From what I can make out from the Google translation, the device operates in either "hot" or "cool" mode, retaining the temperature of your beverage for up to 4 hours. Just make sure you don't switch this baby to "hot" when you've just taken out a Sierra Mist from the fridge. Unless you like warm soda. Weirdo.

These space age Japanese proprietors even wrap your box in one of 3 fancy "packing paper" colors. Google translate calls it "Lapping for present", but we all know how old that joke is.