The Onion Is the Only Media Outlet Covering McCain

OK it's not entirely true, he was on CNN just this morning — but with all the Democratic obsession out there I couldn't resist this from The Onion. McCain is as tough as they come — I'm just relieved the fake news is finally reporting it!

I dare you to get the image of McCain and Obama, naked and dropped in the jungle out of your mind. Oh, man I would pay to see that match up. And now, apparently, the election has driven me to insanity. You saw it here first.

Um, and perhaps the best part of the vid? The tag at the end — KFC introduces $600 bucket of chicken as stimulus checks drop — it's funny cause it could totally happen. But with extra gravy/coleslaw that's so good it should be classified as a narcotic.