Gandalf: "And then, what do you think that fool Hobbit did? He threw a stone down the well! Just threw it down, no reason at all, that Fool of a Took. And don't even get me started on that boneheaded Balrog, who suddenly just forgot that he has wings, kind of like that one episode of Looney Toones when Daffy kept falling over and over, and Bugs said, 'I wonder if that dumb duck remembers he can fly'. It was kind of like that, and all the time, I was thinking, 'Imbeciles! I'm surrounded by imbeciles!'"

Shadowfax, "Uh-huh...yeah...whatever..."

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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

Merry: pst, dont look now, but someone seems to have nicked off with half our hair!

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Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it.
~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

Merry: I'm tough. I can handle anything. Bring on the Orcs
Pippin: Mmmm...mushrooms

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“Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

Gollum: I wonders whats will happen when they finds out thats we ate all of the nasty elfs food, precious. I thinks I knows what is happening to us now. Ohhhhh! Too much foods in our tummy, precious! Mustn't let them find us. Ohhh, oh oh...... [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

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~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel!
We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees,
Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

Gollum one: Stupit fat hobbitses! First they take a shortcut from the road, and now we've been challenged by the nazgulses to a game of paintball!
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Dog one: Gandalf was never good on casting healing spells on legolas...

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Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

Cave Troll: Oh my gosh! It's Legolas! you are so darn hot! Can I touch your blond hair? All the other cave trolls thought that I would look good in long blonde hair, what color do you use? Can I have a picture and an autograph, this is the greatest moment of my life (suddenly gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows right through the head)

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Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell!

Once upon a time there lived a big nasty troll in a whole. This troll had teeth which hurt him, and they were rotting. Then one day, (the picture is shown), he discovered crest. Crest has all the minerals and nutrients in the right amounts to cure your gingivitis in THREE WEEKS GARUNTEED! You'll love it so much that you'll want to keep brushin and brushin! The troll was so happy that he killed the supplier with that large spear he is holding, and handed out free crest to all of his orc friends!

Before he killed the newsman, he was asked, "How did crest help you out in life, Mr. Troll?" He replied, "Crest has made my dark ugly teeth nice and shiny, and I don't drool anymore. See these teeth?"