When some couples get married, they choose a subtle, oh-so-thin sliver of metal to encircle the ring finger, as a wordless symbol of their union. But Katy Perry and Russell Brand are no ordinary couple!

The comedian and the pop star did not choose subtle jewelry that whispers. No, these thick, diamond-encrusted rings announce, "LOOK AT US! WE'RE IN LOVE! WE'RE SUPER RICH! LIFE IS AWESOME! WE'RE COMMITTED! AND LOVING IT! WOOHOO!"