Why should you have to put up with a boring old grey block for your phone charger, when you can grab yourself something really awesome? No, not a banana, we’re talking about a real live icon of the age, something that will make you more famous than Ghengis what’shisname.

The charging block comes with 2800mAh worth of power on-board (probably more than a Death Star) and charges via a microUSB port. It also features a very sinister red LED lamp which should be enough to impress anyone under the age of 75 years. Really. Priced at $49.00