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September 13, 2009

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The video open with the silhouette graphic from Mad Men. The silhouette
is wearing a backwards baseball cap. The letter d from Mad fades out to
leave the words Ma Men. The shot cuts to an executive meeting room
where Rob Delany is sitting. He drinks some beer and lets out a long,
loud belch. Joey McIntyre comes into the office.

Joey McIntyre: Draper, you got em? It smells like fucking garlic in here. What are you hiding a wop under your desk?

Rob Delaney: Fuck you.

Joey McIntyre: Fuck you. We got a new account.

Rob Delaney: Sweet.

Joey McIntyre opens a cooler and pulls out a beer.

Rob Delany: Sweet. Lay it on me.

Joey McIntyre: Can I sit the fuck down first? I forgot my Marlboro's, do you got any?

Rob Delany: Just Parliaments.

Joey McIntyre: Parliaments? What are you, a fag?

Nat Faxon comes into the room, acting like a flaming, gay man. He is carrying Dunkin' Donuts boxes.

All three men pour some beer onto the floor. Nate Corddry comes into the room.

Nate Corddry: Don, why wasn't I called in to discuss the Fenway Park account?

Joey McIntyre: Campbells soup!

Nate Corddry: Come on, you know how much I care about the Sox.

Joey McIntyre, Rob Delaney and Nat Faxon (in unison): Teddy Williams.

All three pour more beer out onto the floor.

Rob Delaney: You're off this one Campbell.

Nate Corddry: What the fuck are you talking about?

Rob Delaney: I'm talking about the time Joe Torre came in here to talk
about his ball cancer PSA and you told him that he and Johnny Damon
should suck each others' cocks until they gave each other ball cance
in each others' fucking esophaguses.

Nate Corddry: I was fucking hammered.

Jessica Chaffin comes into the room.

Jessica Chaffin: Don't you fucking faggots know not to get fucking
wasted before two o'clock. My girls can't be cleaning up puke all
afternoon.

Joey McIntyre: Joanie, you fucking skank. Show me your tits.

Jessica Chaffin: You're a married piece of shit, Roger.

Joey McIntyre: Your mother and your sister didn't care.

Jessica Chaffin: Oh, you know what Roger...

Joey McIntyre: You know what, I can see your tits through your shirt.

Jessica Chaffin: Yeah, well I can see your dick through your shirt, Roger. OK, you're an asshole.