A Typical Saturday Night for David Hasselhoff

Angry drunk yelling at man: Fuck you! Fuck your mother! I hope you die, you piece of shit! Angry drunk's girlfriend: Will you just calm down? Angry drunk: No, fuck that! I hope he dies! I hope his mother dies! I'll fucking go back in time and terminate his mother! Brave stranger: (laughs) Angry drunk: What the fuck are you laughing at motherfucker? Brave stranger: Going back in time and terminating his mother. Angry drunk: Well, okay, that is funny… I like that movie too. (pause) Fuck him, I hope he dies!