Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

OP, I really do feel you on this one. This boy in my weight training class asked you use my phone to call his "mom" he didn't call his mom. He texted himself using my phone and now he texts me all the time regardless of how much I ignore him. .-. You should change your number OP, I can because it costs 20$ and my phone company makes us wait till our bills are due.

Lol @132 :) I am pretty sure you have made fun of someone else's flaw before. A picture of a meme on Facebook, a picture of a fat guy, a person you hate. We are all humans here and we just think flaws are funny. Don't think your some high jolly person that's never once in their life laughed at someone else. :-) don't be singling me out for laughing at funny things when I see them. And FYI, the kid we call it is okay with it. He told us that he wants to come up with a nickname for us too:) stop mixing fml comments together and enjoy the fucking app with out being a butthurt moral faggot.

Lol @ 132. You are trying to be rude to me for making a joke. I bet you have made fun of someone before. Don't act all innocent. We have all made fun of someone before. That includes laughing at someone else making fun of a person. That FML was like days ago and you bring it to a new funnier FML? Someone is drama seeking.

He can run, but he can't hide. I'm sure she has put a tracker in him while he was sleeping by now. That's how she installed all the (supposed) cameras in his room as well. Creepy girl is always watching.

#10 and #82: turning the phone off won't help cause when OP turns it back on there will just be countless texts, missed calls and possibly voicemails. Blocking the number or changing his number would be better

OR, be so utterly and hopelessly boring and unresponsive in bed and while out and about with her that she loses interest. Then again, she may get pissed and hold you hostage or even kill you since you didn't live up to her fantasies. Nevermind, bad idea…