If you have no idea why this is a priceless retort, please recall Semin's fighting prowess against Marc Staal(notes) of the New York Rangers in a Jan. 9, 2009 game, in which he pummeled Staal on the ice while looking like a backup percussionist for a ska band:

Via Masisak, Armstrong said after the game:

"You guys saw him fight. That was a pretty good impersonation, eh?"

"He might not be much of a fighter, but he's got a hell of a shot."

Absolutely. Mocking that ridiculous fighting style should be a nightly occurrence for his opponents; but don't you dare ignore the shot of Semin.

We went back to find video of this incident in Monday night's 5-4 shootout win for the Leafs; alas, the CSN Washington camera cut away just as they were jawing. If anyone has Leafs footage of the "bongos," hit us on email.