During her arrest in Midtown last night, Amanda Bynes was taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation; it turns out this was set in motion by "friend and Hollywood publicist" Jonathan Jaxson, who told the police that he had proof that Bynes was suicidal. »5/24/13 9:09am 5/24/13 9:09am

In today's Tweet Beat, David Hasselhoff makes two "Hasselhoff" puns, one of which is more successful than the other, Diplo is just a regular guy doing regular stuff, and Sarah Silverman is in aural hell. »5/09/13 7:30pm 5/09/13 7:30pm

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an… »3/18/13 9:00am 3/18/13 9:00am

In case you forgot, Kim Kardashian is still married to Kris Humphries, and he's still dragging his feet on granting her a divorce. But now Kim's lawyers are trying a new angle to speed up the proceedings—they claim that all this protracted angst is stressing out Kim's fetus and endangering its health. Humphries needs… »2/06/13 8:00pm 2/06/13 8:00pm

Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look… »9/25/12 9:00am 9/25/12 9:00am

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a… »7/20/12 9:00am 7/20/12 9:00am

We don't even know where to start with this Lean Pockets commercial starring David Hasselhoff's "German cousin 'Mr Lean.'" All pitiful attempts to be funny/quirky/politically incorrect in a charming way are as fruitless as the Hoff's half-assed accent. It's both confusing and disturbing at the same time, and reminds… »6/15/12 7:40pm 6/15/12 7:40pm

After a seven year stint on Saturday Night Live, his main contribution being the Interwebizing of the archaic, yet occasionally (rarely) still legit great sketch comedy mainstay, professional silly person and Digital Shorts pioneer Andy Samberg is leaving for greener pastures, spurred by Kristen Wiig's recent… »6/02/12 11:30am 6/02/12 11:30am

I always just assumed that Judd Apatow's posse made every single movie together because it seems like a huge blast to spend months on set with your hilarious best friends, but Paul Rudd says his solid spot in the Apatow clan is only "about half-half deliberate" and that he doesn't often get the roles he wants when he… »3/03/12 11:00am 3/03/12 11:00am

In today's Tweet Beat, David Hasselhoff cuddles a wombat, Renee Baio wishes Ronald Reagan a happy birthday, Stephen Fry has the shits and people sound off on the Superbowl.»2/06/12 7:30pm 2/06/12 7:30pm

David Beckham denies prostitute Irma Nici's claim that they had sex, and is threatening to sue In Touch. However, another woman says she knows the story is true because she had a threesome with Nici and Becks.

In the words of Pillow Talk, some jokes are too obvious to be funny. Or not, since David Hasselhoff was roasted last night at Sony Pictures Studios. And let's hope you're ready to start your week with serious cleavage! »8/02/10 10:14am 8/02/10 10:14am