Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Return of the King

Yes, I’m finally back. No, I didn’t retire. Nor did I do a stint in the slammer.

Vacation was very nice. Mrs. Lefty and I took two of our kids to San Francisco for a short visit. We did all the typical tourist things—cable cars, Fisherman’s Wharf, Chinatown, beating up homeless people.

When I arrived back at the office there was the usual pile of extra work and emergencies to clean up. I don’t know the name of the physical law involved, but whenever you leave for two weeks of vacation, you always come back to six weeks of work on your desk. Plus, as you know, I have staff people with a gift for creating emergencies unless I am holding their hands.

I’ve been working my ass off, which is why you’ve not heard from me lately. I’m also moving into my busiest quarter of the year, so my goal is to post two to three times a week, probably no more for a while.

Of course, I’ll be as witty and charming as ever.

Note to Tink: I saw a Landshark Lager billboard.

Note to American League fans: Scott Proctor's not bad; Esteban Loaiza sucks.

Loaiza sucks for sure. And, yeah, Scott Proctor isn't THAT bad. But you'll eventually see. He'll break your Dodger heart. Especially if he's given the ball in a do or die situation. You'll see. And unfortunately his arm is going to fall off soon. Joe Torre overused him and made pretty sure of that.

Meh, but what does this gal know? I only root for the AL. Best. League. EVER. :P

Did it put the fin in fun for ya? Oh and get this... Apparently they didn't lie. They're going to start making Landshark in Jacksonville now. I think it's because I started leaking their little secret. So if I end up dead, you know why.

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