The Lying with a Straight Face Award Goes To...

"For Amnesty International to suggest that somehow the United States is a violator of human rights, I frankly just don't take them seriously." -- Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States.

Sure, and what happened in Abu Gharib was all just a clever ruse by Al Quaida to make us LOOK like a bunch of hooligans on spring break. Also taken from their "handbook".

That's right, apparently there's a special book that all terrorists get to refer to in case their caught or captured. At least, according to the same government trying to discredit an organization it was willing to fly high when they were saying bad things about the USSR, Cuba, and so on.

Only now... they're saying it about us.

It's only going to get worse guys, and saying patent bullshit like the above will only make us look even more idiotic to the rest of the world.