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The top ten cities were ranked based on having association with one or more of the criteria: a nearby Hooters Restaurant, strip club, liquor store, tattoo parlor, hosting a bike week or event and filming of "Girls Gone Wild" in that city.

"Maybe it’s the fact that Key West is the southernmost inhabitable place in the lower 48 states or that its claims to have never had a frost, but this place is a continuous party," the magazine said.

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Key West was narrowly beat out by Las Vegas.

Miami Beach earned it's trashy spot with visitors like the "Jersey Shore" cast, its over-priced club cover-charges and cocktails, and its dress attire, according to the magazine.