Saturday, July 31, 2010

Cars are flipped over, base jumpers are flying off of buildings, and a building is toppled in front of my hotel. Michael Bay and crew have come to faux trash Chicago for Transformers 3 which leads me to the best guest question of the week.

"Have you actually seen any Transformers out here?"

Awesome. But no.

But if anyone is bored in Chicago this weekend, I would strongly recommend wearing spray painted cardboard box costumes while stomping through the city.

About Me

The Auditor is a life long resident of Chicago. In Illinoisese this means he grew up in the suburbs and moved here when he was in his early twenties. He is approximately 1.8 inches taller than the average American male and can hold his breath for 7.3 minutes (citation needed). He has to wear an ugly tie to work.