While the rest of you were Twerking with human-sized teddy bears, or whatever it is that you do these days, Sir Patrick Stewart—distinguished actor of the stage (and Star Trek)—was attempting to enrich the artistic community by offering them a free acting lesson. Demonstrating a charming casualness, the 73-year-old Lawrence Oliver Award– and Peabody-winning actor charitably shared his decades worth of experience while wearing a hooded sweatshirt and reclining on what appears to be his (very lovely!) roof deck.

Taped, uploaded to YouTube, and tweeted by his fiancée, Sunny Ozell, the video shows Stewart demonstrating “a rarely used device in comedy,” the quadruple take. Watch as the grinning Stewart offers this demonstration while reacting to the line, “Her buns are the best.” (Note: Because the video was taken from the intimate P.O.V. of his girlfriend, if you squint your eyes you can imagine that youare receiving the lesson whileyourpainted toes rest on Stewart's knees—if you're into that type of thing.)

Because the world will simply not accept Stewart's random, deliriously happy iPhone acting lesson at face value, it has taken it upon itself to accuse the actor of being under the herbal influence. In addition to certain sites calling him “quite possibly very stoned” and “a stoned Sir Patrick Stewart,” YouTube commenters have joined in on the diagnoses. To wit:

patrick be high as shit

He is stoned to the bone

Xavier looks high

In all likelihood, he would of had the biggest toke before this.

Those two have been getting wicked baked.

Unfortunately for the world, this is the only Patrick Stewart Roof-Deck Acting Master Class that has been uploaded by his girlfriend so far. (And if we keep making these accusations, it may be the last!) We patiently await the next installment and humbly suggest the iPhone videographer film in landscape format rather than vertical.