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Women. What are you like? So devious. So manipulative. And, if a recent study of dating patterns is to be believed, so strangely superficial. Because, apparently, 68 per cent of you, at the very point of entering a romantic relationship, decide you hate your partner’s appearance, allow yourself exactly six months and two weeks to change it, and set about assiduously adjusting clothes, hairstyle and even, well, personal aromas until your chosen paramour is as close as he will ever come to resembling your three cut-out dreamboats, David Beckham, Dermot O’Leary and Gary Barlow (I know! What range! What diversity!