Sorority Boys (2002)

The Deal: Some movies just feel like they were made specifically to be ripped by Ebert, and this excruciating men-in-drag insult to the art of filmmaking is just that.

What Ebert Said: "I'm curious about who would go to see this movie. Obviously moviegoers with a low opinion of their own taste. It's so obviously what it is that you would require a positive desire to throw away money in order to lose two hours of your life. Sorority Boys will be the worst movie playing in any multiplex in America this weekend, and, yes, I realize Crossroads is still out there."