"The difference between men and women is that forced to choose between catching a baby and catching an fly ball, a woman would catch the baby without even pausing to think whether there are men on base" -- Dave Barry (more or less)

To be fair, catching home runs in that ridiculous ballpark is like catching water by falling out of a boat. He'd need to use his free hand to hold an umbrella to avoid being buried by a barrage of home runs.

chimp_ninja:To be fair, catching home runs in that ridiculous ballpark is like catching water by falling out of a boat. He'd need to use his free hand to hold an umbrella to avoid being buried by a barrage of home runs.

The expression is like "hitting" water by falling out of a boat. And you have to embellish boat by throwing a "farking" in there.

God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons so quit screwin' around and help me up.