Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

Probably not. That means no action from Saturday through Tuesday, so he runs the risk of a case of the DSBs despite the strokefest that runs from Wed to Fri.
It would be OK if he is confident he can be getting sex regularly on the weekend, but then I remembered: It's a guy who schedules his masturbation -- he's either a virgin or in danger of regaining it!