All my base are belong to you

Just to make it clear that this isn’t some sort of joke, I’d like to thank the Metblogs crew for inviting me to join. While it’s certainly been exciting writing for SFist, who can say no to thousands of dollars from Yahoo! So from here on out, you can look for my crazy posts on local labor issues and Mexican restaurants right here on Metblogs. Of course, the other writers at SFist aren’t happy, as I jumped ship for the money and they’ll never see a dime for all the work they’ve put in. Hence, I’m going to pre-emptively ban them from the comments. And I’m going to start carrying a knife around town. A really nice knife that I got at the company store down in Sunnyvale — the eight-inch serrated blade has the company logo etched in chrome along the side. So don’t get anywhere near me, or I’ll cut you.