Nerdiness with Untame Saluki

Around the internet, you can find all sorts of jokes, and I decided to go silly for my first post as Untame Saluki. I like a variety of jokes, but I particularly enjoy corny science and English puns like these:

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Know, to whom.

What do you say to comfort an unhappy English professor? “There, their, they’re.” (As corny as it is, this one gets me every time.)

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.