Why haven’t her parents thrown in jail for allowing this embarrassment? This girl is such a shell of a person. Shame on her parents for giving up on her and shame on that old guy (re: husband) for taking advantage of her blind eagerness to be famous.

I though the whole point in trying to legitimize your child-molesting cravings by marrying a child-bride was to have a bride who looks like a child. How does Skankie McLeatherglobes come into that equation?