Hey! I'm sure you have a tiny penis, because you are obviously twelve years old.
Want to know a great way to make it increase in size, and make you 'GET WIT DA WIMENS'?
You do know what a semi-trailer is, right? Just put your genitals under the front-wheel, and tell the driver to drive real slow forwards until all the wheels have passed your increasingly larger penis.

An explanation for you good funnyjunkers. The very colorful image was the negative of the original colored picture, meaning that the colors were direct opposites on the color wheel. This image was "burned" into your eyes for a few seconds as the opposite color, or the correct color. An example would be when you look at the sun. When you look away you see a bluish-greenish color, because the sun burned the negatives into your eyes.

explanation: relativity
looking at orange for a while will cause a non colour to appear blue(opposite from orange on the colour wheel)
similar to how mildly warm water can seem cold after sticking your hand in magma.