Given their propensity to get distracted by something shiny, pirates aren’t always known fer being the wisest foe. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Owl Statue to give ye advice. Bonus, these feathery things are also a hoot at any gathering.

Don’t cry owl, ye can still earn those shinies even if ye don’t listen to advice. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 5 different duty puzzle sessions. Keep in mind, navy sessions do not count fer this seal.