The gambit, which his lawyer claims is based on an "indication" presented to Touart by county attorney Janet Lander after she met with three of the five county commissioners (well away from the sunshine of public knowledge) is beyond bizarre. If county commissioners fall for it, what that will teach us is that Florida public employee laws are just for the suckers who do the work. The big-shot pols can re-write their contracts any time they like -- even after they've quit.