Plook escaped the end of the world by traveling time again , now he is stuck in the old version of this forum. He used trendy posts to slow down the time speed so now thay can post only 1 post by week.

ZutboF read that bleu cheese is the key to longevity. His fondue pot is operating around the clock. He asks that all his friends bring snack crackers and fine wine (i.e. the kind with a cork) and celebrate Zappadan with him.

Plook looked out his kitchen window and spotted Gary the Wonder Dog sniffing the hindquarters of Discodouche, the next door neighbor's trained baboon. He smiled, threw a smoked pork chop out the back door and waited for the fur to fly, then rolled another hooter. The things that boy does for entertainment.

Pope Jim got into the God business after he saw an image of God in a shit he dropped on the Vatican front lawn, he couldn't make it to the Papal Potty he had had far to much fondue at the Church gaithering that day...

Pope Jim played 5 hands of PBR pok er yesterday with his Bishop buddies. After they all dropped off drunk. He collected their robes and slippers and built a couch fort to protect himself from the evil karma emanating throughout his rectary basement.

Plook can't make up his mind whether Great Britain is all that remains of Atlantis or the Shire. He's hoping his appointment with Disco Boy tomorrow helps clear this up. (Sorry, they can't all be winners.)

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