<@io_of_the_ZZZune> Ugh
<@io_of_the_ZZZune> For whaever reason I drank a beet
<@io_of_the_ZZZune> beer
<@io_of_the_ZZZune> then went to bed
<@io_of_the_ZZZune> woke up
<@io_of_the_ZZZune> my mouth tastes like I just got done eating mroach's ass
<@Skroob> lol
<@Skroob> so you woke up feeling like victor?

<&dasvolk[w]> I'm getting married on October 26th in Rancho Cucamonga, and I'm looking for someone with an awesome car who can be our "getaway" driver after the reception is over. The getaway is mostly for show, really, to signify that we're gone and for our guests to get the hell out of the house.
<&dasvolk[w]> I'd like to hire you and your CTS-V, if you're interested. You'll only be needed for a maximum of one hour.
<&dasvolk[w]> Would you be interested in getting paid to do something like this? What would it be worth to you?
<&dasvolk[w]> I look forward to meeting you at the Barbecue in Brand Park.
<&dasvolk[w]> Thanks,
<&dasvolk[w]> The Iron Giant

Comment: A private message sent from The Iron Giant (aka eaglebtc) to Das Volk

<will> MrBrainsample: how's the highway to the friend zone
<Super_Mike> will: fast track
<Super_Mike> destination: accomplished
<will> HIGH WAY TOOOO THE FRIEEEND ZONE
<will> MrBrainsample: update
<will> MrBrainsample: update
<MrBrainsample> will: what
<will> MrBrainsample: how'd your hot date go
<MrBrainsample> scroll up or something
<MrBrainsample> I'm done discussing it with faggots
<will> MrBrainsample: it's not in my lastlog
<MrBrainsample> welp,
<will> welp
<will> Super_Mike: looks like this one's a goner
<MrBrainsample> will: basically it doesn't matter what I say
<will> what
<will> MrBrainsample: yes it does
<MrBrainsample> I could be telling you we're going out to dinner tomorrow, and you'd still be spouting off FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE
<will> deep down inside we are really nice people
<MrBrainsample> like your faggot friend Super_Mike has been doing
<will> who care deeply about whether or not you get head
<MrBrainsample> uh huh
<will> it is our concern as fellow brahs
<MrBrainsample> well really, you don't
<MrBrainsample> so there's no point in me telling you about it
<will> keep telling yourself that
<will> but we'll be here for you
<will> natties will be cracked
<MrBrainsample> yeah I'm sure you will
<will> 8D
<MrBrainsample> go crack some natties with Super_Mike while you two frot about it
<will> 8D 8D
<MrBrainsample> in any case there's a semi future date set up but I don't think I'm going to see her again because frankly I didn't feel like we hit it off
<will> hitting it off is not a prerequisite for boning
<MrBrainsample> no but I don't work the same way as you or Super_Mike
<MrBrainsample> I don't go off friday nights and beg to have a dick stuck up my ass to anyone who will do it
<MrBrainsample> LOL I BROUGHT A POZTWINK HOME
<will> martin you have quite a bit of pent up frustration
<will> is it because you haven't been laid since the french renaissance
<Hodapp> so wait
<Hodapp> let me get this straight
<Hodapp> just so I am understanding
<Super_Mike> MrBrainsample is very sensitive about his ARGENTINIAN MAYBE FRIEND
<Hodapp> martin is attempting to date a girl that he's never met who he knows through facebook who has a boyfriend
<Hodapp> and hasn't been laid since the stone age
<Hodapp> and is angry
<MrBrainsample> no she broke up with him
<Super_Mike> lets do some math
<Super_Mike> goon + girl = friendzone
<MrBrainsample> obviously if I don't want to go out with her because I don't feel like we hit it off, I'm not going to want to be friends with her
<MrBrainsample> so stick friendzone up your ass
<Super_Mike> along with everything else
<will> MrBrainsample: i'm friends with all sorts of people i haven't hit it off with
<will> thats kinda weird logic
<MrBrainsample> ok great but I have plenty of friends
<MrBrainsample> and I have nothing in common with this girl other than we both speak spanish
<Super_Mike> will: obviously if you strick out hard and fall into the friendzone you have to pretend like you dont care
<MrBrainsample> I really don't see myself hanging out with her
<Super_Mike> man...i got LOTS of friends
<minivanmegafun> when did this turn into #relationships
<will> Super_Mike: looks like it
<Super_Mike> i dont need some vapid cunt hanging around
<MrBrainsample> ok guys thanks for the advice
<stopmakingsense> !op
<Super_Mike> minivanmegafun: more like #trollthegoon
<stopmakingsense> :(
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<minivanmegafun> wtf
<MrBrainsample> I'm going to become friends with every slut and jock that comes along
<minivanmegafun> itunes 7.4.3?
<Super_Mike> iZune?!@?!!
<minivanmegafun> when did this come out
<MrBrainsample> even if I have absolutely nothing in common with them
<MrBrainsample> because hey, I'm just in denial!
<MrBrainsample> and I need friends!
<Super_Mike> MrBrainsample: you're so not chillax right now
<will> ^
<Super_Mike> why dont you just turn on the xbox
<will> MrBrainsample: crack a natty
<Super_Mike> get some madded going
<Super_Mike> madden*
<Super_Mike> turn on the jack johnson
<MrBrainsample> perhaps it's because I'm sick of the incessant faggotry from you two
<will> Super_Mike: i mean we are fags
<MrBrainsample> I don't even own an xbox
<will> Super_Mike: but are we incessant
<Super_Mike> fact
<Hodapp> Super_Mike: are you really gay
<Hodapp> god what is with all the faggots in this channel
<Super_Mike> but honestly, no one should ever come into #onebutan and brag about their HOT DATE
<Super_Mike> GUYS
<Super_Mike> THIS GIRL
<Super_Mike> I TELL YA
<Super_Mike> she's PERFECT
<Super_Mike> shes,,,from argentina
<minivanmegafun> BUT I DON"T KNOW SHT ABOUT HER
<Super_Mike> THATS IT
<MrBrainsample> ...
<Super_Mike> prolly gonna marry her
<will> http://pics.facebook.com/pics.whatever?4525324521 HAY GUYS
<MrBrainsample> I never said this
<will> CHECK THIS OUT
<Super_Mike> i've been saving myself for her
<will> http://pics.facebook.com/pics.whatever?4525324521 HAY GUY
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<MrBrainsample> faggots should be killed on sight
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<minivanmegafun> :D
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<RAruler> van everyone
<minivanmegafun> VANNED!
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<Super_Mike> listen up
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<Super_Mike> in your native tounge
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<minivanmegafun> fucking jewish.services >:(
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<stopmakingsense> my wife got a job offer for less pay, but more hours
<MrBrainsample> she should totally take it
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<stopmakingsense> 16.50/hr compared to 20/hr
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<stopmakingsense> but this will be more like 15-20hrs/wk
<RAruler> that's like what, $2.50/hr canadian?
<Hodapp> unban supermike you queer
<stopmakingsense> then the 7 hours shes working now
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<wsc> why is it easier for me to get up in the morning when i was up until 3am drinking and smoking weed the night before
<wsc> mroach answer: clearly i should stay up until 3 drinking every night
<mroach> actually i drank so much last night i passed out before midnight

<NintendoKid> i get that a lot irl. thakns.
<NintendoKid> iiam is a genius and i dont know if you knwo this but he is a highly respected operator on buttesnet.
<NintendoKid> he can probably read what youre saying right now so is uggest you shut the fuck up about him.
<NintendoKid> ill just go ahead and forward that little comment to him anwyay you dumb loser.
<NintendoKid> enjoy your (possible) gline forever.
<NintendoKid> maybe you should more heavily consider who you burn on buttesnett from now on.
<NintendoKid> i cant wait to see you log off when iiam gets back im going to know exactly what its from.

<lncog> The family aspect of the Fable series will be further built upon, it will be possible to get married, have sex and have children.
<lncog> The sex aspect, relatively unimportant in the first game, has also been built upon significantly. Players will be able to choose to have protected or unprotected sex, and by extension choose whether or not to have a child. Female player characters will become pregnant, and they will undergo the relevant physical changes.[13] Sex will, however, fade to black as in Fable.[14] Same-sex marriages, as in the first game, will be possible.[14]
<lncog> i hope none of the testers have tried to fuck a kid in the game yet and it leave it unpatched

<@ChattyCathy> fuck rollin with the fatties
<@ChattyCathy> i was at petco the other day
<@ChattyCathy> buyin cat litter
<@ChattyCathy> and there was a fyne ass blonde chick workin the register
<@ChattyCathy> givin me the sexy hamburger eyes
<@ChattyCathy> like im lookin like a hamburger and shes stranded on a desert island
< zeba> Did you say "Hey babe, I'm going to chat about this on IRC tomorrow."
< Ody> xd
<@ChattdoleeezaCherrice> irlollllllllllllllllllll

<@pre> Winkie: internet detectives will get this
<@pre> and hopefully a reversal of fortune happens
<@pre> especially since the retard put his full name in the pictures
<@pre> dontfuckwithtrentlott
<@stabby> hahahaha

>>> emopart/#sad (lopl!~Cheking@212.43.12.6) ()
<kri3g> hacker scanning the premises
<aravim> i hope he didnt notice you
<aravim> bc ur so ugly
<kri3g> owo thats so mean
<kri3g> u have permanently lowered my self esteem
<aravim> why dont you go play some aoe2 over it
<kri3g> thanks a lot faggot
<aravim> you aoe2 playing faggot
<kri3g> i dont have time for your e-mockery !
<aravim> why did you have time to intersperse a non sequitur whitespace in between the exclamation mark plus the sentence that which you purported to invoke signifance upon
<kri3g> u think im gonan read that long sentence?
<aravim> trolled into persuading you into that belief
<klatuu> trolled into making you type that last message
<aravim> trolled into necessitating a response, in accordance with my plot
<klatuu> trolled into making you type that last message
<aravim> trolled into deterministic self-reinforcing tautological descend down into the abyss of rational seclusion
<klatuu> trolled into making you type that last message
<aravim> trolled into static significance
<aravim> trolled into silence
<klatuu> <retort>
<aravim> trolled into shallow retort
<klatuu> trolled into trolling
<aravim> trolled into trolling
<klatuu> trolled into making you type that last message
<aravim> trolled into making you type that last message

<zapanig> but you're more likely to hang out with the other black kid at mealtime anyway
<rolloffle> is that like an oblique fried chicken joke or some such
<zapanig> no
<zapanig> wait
<zapanig> do you even like fried chicken
<zybl0re> who the hell doesn't like fried chicken
<zapanig> i know right
<zapanig> there are lots of whites in the cafeteria on fried chicken day
<zapanig> at least here in the South
<zybl0re> fat fucking southerners because they won't eat it unless it's been battered and thrown in a deep fryer
<zapanig> yeah that shit is how i got this giant gall stone
<zapanig> im happy to eat it all the time though
<rolloffle> zapanig: yeah I like fried chicken, who doesn't?
<zybl0re> rolloffle: yeah welcome to yesterday
<zybl0re> 23:58 <&zybl0re> who the hell doesn't like fried chicken
<zybl0re> Day changed to 15 Sep 2008
<zybl0re> 00:01 < rolloffle> zapanig: yeah I like fried chicken, who doesn't?
<rolloffle> lol

<afed> My kids had the following conversation at the store yesterday, very loudly, and within ear shot of several other customers:
<afed> John (4 years old): Barack Obama, and the devil, and the government are worser than anything else in the world.
<afed> Isaac (5 years old): Mom, John actually told me that he thinks Barack Obama is worse than the faggots.
<afed> i wonder if the four year old says "faggot" in that weird clipped way that bigots sometimes do

< ScheisseGern> my opponent will raise taxes on type declarations
<@swingler> my opponent will upgrade to java 6 one day just because he has extra time
< ScheisseGern> people in pennsylvania cling to comments and type declarations
< ScheisseGern> and distrust of interpreters
< zeba> I say enough of that! I say we should infer the types that WE WANT!
< mith> zeba: Mixins we can believe in!

< jewrockwell> yo
< jewrockwell> i just watched max payne
< jewrockwell> i didnt know it was based on a true story
< jewrockwell> apparently there is really a max payne
< jewrockwell> he was a video game character

<@sw_ngler> and hardball has been played.
<@sw_ngler> "Declined. I will not sign any form stating that my departure from the company is voluntary. "
<@sw_ngler> your move, shithead
< shithead> Give or take part in a fire.} {tell [name] to die an eating-related death.} {oh shithead you are shithead you are shithead you are a lot of little niceties that an x11 addict will enjoy. When i'm fealing hardcore, i still run good old fashioned bitchx.

<@wangzang> o hey wow i think mikes'n on a torrrent
<@wangzang> uncapped probably
<@wangzang> awesome
<@pamplmoose> wut?
<@pamplmoose> who's mike
<@wangzang> huh
<@wangzang> my roommate
<@wangzang> well, one of 'em
<@pamplmoose> do you sleep with him
<@wangzang> no
<@pamplmoose> because that always ends up in trouble
<@pamplmoose> that's good
<@wangzang> i knew you were going to ask that though, fag.
<@pamplmoose> i knew you were going to lie
<@wangzang> haha
<@wangzang> shit :(