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At my local gym, and pursuant to edicts from the Perspiration Nazis, we are required to disinfect each barbell/dumbell ad nauseum, lest the Bubonic Plague be visited upon weight room public. This is politically correct weight lifting, but it also applies to stationary bikes, etc. One can imagine the synergistic downside to one's backside were all of this done in the nude.

Generally speaking, most of the people who would work out nude are exactly the people no one wants to see work out nude.

Probably wouldn't be comfortable anyway. You need some clothing to keep from sticking and/or sliding around, but not so loose and bulky to restrict movement. Plus, you don't want to be sitting on any errant. . . .err. . .parts.

You're presuming of course that the sole reason why a bunch of middle-aged guys would want to exercise in a nude gym is to see women naked, and the absence of women would therefore make the occasion a "flop".

Imagine if you will:pressing weights with a male spotter hovering above;being a woman on the abductor with a guy doing chest pulls directly opposite.And no way am I getting on the leg curl bench after a guy unless it is thoroughly disinfected and then disinfected again.

"And Giles, seeing naked women is one of the primary motivating forces of all men"

Amen! However, I have it on good authority that men in mixed-sex nudist colonies do not walk around with erections the entire time, which suggests they're not just ogling the ladies. Hard to comprehend, I know.

I don't know... nudists are such an odd and harmless bunch, doesn't making fun of them seems a little bit... lazy?