8 Things The NFL Should Have Banned Instead Of Purses

The NFL has introduced a new policy stating that women can’t bring purses over a certain size, larger than a wallet, to any NFL game. If you want to bring a larger purse, you can either bring one of the logoed clear bags, or you can bring a ziplock bag.

A ziplock bag.

I guess I would recommend freezer proof for women in New England and Minnesota. Then I got to thinking of several things the NFL should have banned instead of my innocent H&M cross body bag…

2. 1. The Pink Jersey (or any shirt that is not the color of the team)

5. 4. House divided plates

Do you live in your car? Is your car your home? No? Then put your favorite team on your car and let your husband put his favorite on his car. You can hang a poster in the house that says house divided so that I don’t have to look at it. Problem solved.

6. 5. ‘Your_Name_Here’ Personalized jerseys

Who the heck is Big Freddy? Is he the corner back? Exception: if you made a personalized Leon Sandcastle jersey, that would be awesome. But then you’d have to wear a chiefs jersey and that would be unfortunate for you.

8. 7. Stupid sayings

I don’t want to profess my desire to play the field, hangout in anyones dugout, go all the way and I most certainly don’t want to be anyone’s halftime show. Unless you enjoy watching a girl consume cheese dip like it is her job and throw back miller lights… in which case, I still won’t be wearing that shirt.