The quickest route to wealth in Nigeria.

It’s not by scamming people via email. It’s by scamming them in person with a great big cross.

I won’t lie, it has often occurred to me how rich I could be if I could just abandon my conscience. However, for this immoral atheist, it means much more for me to actually help people, even if it just keeps them from stuffing their limited money into a bucket so assholes like this can have their own island.