Roberto Luongo (born April 4, 1979, in Montreal, Quebec) is a professional ice hockey goaltender with the Vancouver Canucks.

Acquired: Traded to Vancouver from Florida with Richard Krajicek and a 6th round pick in 2006 in exchange for Todd Bertuzzi, Bryan Allen and Alex Auld, June 23/06

International play (Team Canada):
Silver medal at 1999 Under-20 World Championships.
Gold medal at 2003 World Championships.
Gold medal at 2004 World Championships.
Gold medal at 2004 World Cup of Hockey.
Silver medal at 2005 World Championships.

Damn, the Canucks are going to be unstoppable next season with Luongo in net

A luongo is the act of answering a serious question with an answer that everyone in the room, except the person asking the question, knows is complete bullshit. The person providing the bullshit answer must do so with the intent to trap the original questioner into looking ridiculous and/or doing something stupid. To be luongoed is to have asked a question and not realized that the answer made you look like an asshole.

Jim asked Jon if he could wear sneakers to the company Holiday party. Jon told Jim that he could wear sneakers, but that he had to also wear a dress. Jim wore a dress to the company Holiday party. He didn't realize that he had been luongoed.