Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Dog House Blog, Curb Your Enthusiasm!

A US couple has appealed
for the safe return of two aliens who were abducted from their front garden in
broad daylight. Usually aliens take humans to galaxies far away but
Virginia residents Robert and Dian Bolling have claimed the opposite. The pair
have combed their neighbourhood and put up posters in an attempt to be reunited
with their favourite extra-terrestrial garden ornament friends. Police are
investigating the crime after the 3ft tall bright green moulded plastic
creatures disappeared on April 22.

That got us thinking about what other posters do people put up. Here are a few.

Mommy posted a flyer years ago about our tortoises. Thankfully a kid called her 2 days later to say she had our Dino and Bronto. Mommy found out later that the kid's siblings had climbed over our gate to steal them.Love the one about the bicycle!

Oh Miz Molly, on top of being my assistant for the week (many, many thanks), you manage to find the TOP amusing posters of all time. You can say one thing about these.....upon seeing them as you are driving to or from a bad day at work, you can at least have a good laugh for the day!!!!!!!!!

As to the stolen aliens...it was probably the next door neighbor who took them, being tired of having to look at such ugly decorations all the time. They'd be great at Halloween, but year round I imagine it would get a bit old!

Haha, GREAT signs! It really makes you wonder what people are thinking sometimes, doesn't it? We're ashamed to say that we live in Virginia, where that crazy couple with the alien lawn ornaments are from! Sigh...!

A great selection of signs!I've just been reading about a gadget and wondered whether you'd seen it - we could send whiff of fox poo to each other - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2324248/Smelliphone-Attach-smells-text-messages-send-friends-using-Scentee-phone-attachment.html

Bahahaha... too funny... there are some funny missing pets signs out there too. I love the one that has a picture of a cat that says "Have you seen this cat? Cuz he's freaking awesome!" That bike one is hilarious though.

Oh that's just great...I think all bikes will take you straight to hell - or maybe the Bikers are from hell :o) Have a wonderful thursday and I've seen the missed Aliens, one is in the office and one is next to me...where can I pick up the reward?

This comment will likely be riddled with mistakes because of the tears in my eyes and being hunched over with a stomach ache from laughing so hard. Thanks a lot. When Austin and I get the world domination job, you may be sorry someday...

I keep wondering why I often miss the stuff you post. Thank you for making me laugh. It was great to read from you again. I'm sorry for the abduction... I do hope they called the x-files people to help the investigate.