Vyxen Steel was masturbating in a hot tub that turned out to be a time machine, and it sent her all the way back to 1985! Right in the middle of this Steel Panther-esque fledgling band’s first brainstorming session. It was the perfect opportunity to be the groupie slut (from the future) of these guys’ dreams..

..and you know, maybe inspire a couple hair metal standards. No big deal. She’ll rock you like a hurricane!

Everyone looked SO amazing. Thank you Lindsay Hearts for putting the wardrobe together!

Hello people! Here’s some photos from mine and Jessie Lee’s trip to Shreveport, Louisiana to dance at the Hustler Club during Louisiana Comic Con!

Hissss, I’m a vampire! And also Black Widow (a la The Twelve). Thanks Lindsay Hearts for making this piece!

BOOBS!

ZOMBIES!

NURSE?!

That lucky guy right there ^^

Jessie with long dark hair! Sexy as hell!

Thank you Angie for coming to do awesome makeup for us dead gals. Also a huge thanks to Ryan from Tinsley Transfers for the kick-ass prosthetics to complete our zombie cosplay looks! Follow them on instagram @tinsleytransfers!

Despite the bump in the road with the paperwork, Louisiana was really fun! Thanks to everyone for coming out and having fun with us!