I love reading and writing about horses, romance, nature and Doctor Who. I'm kind of a newbie to Doctor Who, been a fan since the new 2005 series, thankyou to my Dad who got me into it! Nine was my first and so he has a special place in my heart, but I am now utterly smitten with Ten :)

I love chocolate (though what right minded person doesn't?), Keith Urban, Matchbox Twenty (looks at tickets for April's concert and squees), The Inheritance Cycle (book about dragons and stuff, though that description doesn't really do it justice) and I'm an assistant dog groomer in year eleven this coming year with too much time on my hands. This is proven by the fact I also attempt to make fan vids. Here's my site, if you'd be so kind as to take a look:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=FairyFlossHunny

From another of my FAVE shows, The Adventures of (Colin)Lano and (Frank) Woodley:

Frank:(Rings after forgetting to book caravan parking) Uh, hi. I was wondering if I could book a caravan-
Colin: Frank, come on, the car's running-
Frank: (Yells into phone) You weirdo!
Colin: Who was that?
Frank: Some prank sicko. It's disgusting what I hear-
Colin: But I didn't hear the phone ring.
Frank: ...I called him!

(Frank starts crying)
Colin: It's ok Frank. (Woman stares at them as he hugs Frank.)
Colin: (looks to woman) He was born on the 29th of February, he doesn't get a birthday this year.

Colin: I know Frank! We'll have a party anyway! We'll celebrate it on the 28th!
Frank: The 28th? The 28th? Don't patronise me! I don't want somebody else's birthday!. The 28th! People like you make me sick! You just don't understand!
Colin: Frank, it's better than nothing!
Frank: Us 29thers have feelings, mate! We have our principles!
Colin: It'll be fun!
Frank: We have our dignity!
Colin: We can have cake!
Frank: (Pauses for a moment) What sort of cake?
Colin: Chocolate?
Frank: All right, why not? I'm gonna have a party!!
***

From Lano and Woodley's theatre show, The Island:

Colin: (To frank) If all the village idiots, in all the villages, left their villages, and formed their own village, of idiots; in all the village, you would be the village idiot.

The Book: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

Arthur: So this is it. We’re going to die
Ford: Yes. Would you like a hug?
Arthur: No.

Barman: Did you say the world is coming to an end? Shouldn't we all lie on the floor or put paper bags over our heads?
Ford: If you like.
Barman: Will it help?
Ford: Not at all.
[Ford runs out of the pub]
Barman: Last orders, please!

The Book: Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?

You, Me and Baby by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 1]
There was about four years you didn't hear about in my story Domesticity, in which Callista Tyler is concieved, carried, born and raised to her five year old self when we see her next. These are the short tales of the Doctor, Rose and little Cally before, when and after she's born. Tenth Doctor - - None - Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Introspection, Missing Scene, Romance, SeriesCharacters: NoneOpen: No

A Very Small Shoe by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 4]
Set toward the end of my story Domesticity. You don't see the months before Callista being born, so here's just a little something I thought of. I might make these moments into a series. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - NoneCharacters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series:You, Me and BabyPublished: 2007.09.24 - Updated: 2007.09.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 720

Domesticity by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 91]
My story to the 'what if' in Satan Pit. What if they had to leave Krop Tor before they even got down into the pit? What if there was carpets and doors?Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/AdventureCharacters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series: NonePublished: 2007.04.25 - Updated: 2007.07.01 - Chapters: 16 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 27509

Having a Cold Can Have It's Perks by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 2]
Rose is sick, what will the Doctor do to cheer her up? A one-shot, I might write a short sequel if I can stop sneezing myself. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - NoneCharacters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series: NonePublished: 2007.03.23 - Updated: 2007.03.23 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Word Count: 799

Infinity Never Left Her by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 2]
This is the third and last book to me Bad Wolf rising series. And it's set right at the end of Doomsday, totally ignoring Donna and the Runaway Bride episode.Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - NoneCharacters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDISSeries: NonePublished: 2007.03.07 - Updated: 2007.03.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 726

Overtaken by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 29]
~~By the time the Doctor realised that he was no longer alone, it was too late. Black smoke slithered like gooey slugs up his nose and through his ears. He couldn’t breathe. He began to choke. The Doctor was lost.~~Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/AdventureCharacters: Cassandra, Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDISSeries: NonePublished: 2006.09.25 - Updated: 2006.10.16 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 12086

Remind Me Again? by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 13]
It was moments like that, when the most intimate of moments were ruined, that the Doctor had to ask himself why.
Some slight vignette in the beginning. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Fluff, VignetteCharacters: Other Character(s), Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series:You, Me and BabyPublished: 2007.04.23 - Updated: 2007.04.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 770

So Different by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 4]
Just who did change the Doctor from his old clothes to his pyjamas when he passed out in the Christmas Invasion?Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Hurt/ComfortCharacters: Jackie Tyler, Mickey Smith, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series: NonePublished: 2006.10.21 - Updated: 2006.10.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1059

So Nicked by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 2]
Set at the end of The Long Game.
What happened in the time it took the Doctor to take Adam home again. Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Introspection, Missing, SceneCharacters: Adam Mitchell, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)Series: NonePublished: 2007.09.11 - Updated: 2007.09.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 460

Stolen Rose by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 32]
When Rose is abducted and held as a mindless slave, Jack must do everything he can to bring her back. If he can even find where she'd been taken, that is.Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/AdventureCharacters: Jack Harkness, Other Character(s), Pete Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), TorchwoodSeries: NonePublished: 2007.03.05 - Updated: 2007.04.13 - Chapters: 16 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 20665

The Best Gift in the Universe by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 6]
It's two years after Doomsday.
A little present for all of us here at Teaspoon; something we all wish for Rose. Won't tell you the characters or it will give it away. Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - DramaCharacters: Other Character(s)Series: NonePublished: 2006.12.03 - Updated: 2006.12.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 491

Three Words That Are Never Said by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 2]
~~There's a time and place for everything. He had the right time, and the perfect place. He missed his chance.~~Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - RomanceCharacters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series: NonePublished: 2006.09.21 - Updated: 2006.09.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 547

When You Touch A Stranger's hand by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 7]
--In the rush and panic, a young woman is pushed into his path. She bumps into his shoulder and her hand skims over his. She shouts in surprise; a strangled sort of sound, and he smiles, linking his fingers through hers.--Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - NoneCharacters: Other Character(s), Rose TylerSeries: NonePublished: 2006.12.02 - Updated: 2006.12.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 720

With His Last Breath by DW_NuTs [Reviews - 5]
His eyes are haunted by deep shadows and demons; she can almost see the light leaving them.
Oh the pain and suffering he went through to reach her in time. Did it cost him his own life? Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Alternate, Universe, Drama, Hurt/ComfortCharacters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)Series: NonePublished: 2007.01.06 - Updated: 2007.01.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 649

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