Finally, the day we’ve all been waiting for: Big Tits Zombie 3D has a trailer. It’s basically a Japanese version of Zombie Strippers, complete with a porn star in the lead (Jenna Jameson in Zombie Strippers, G-cup Asian porn star Sora Aoi in BTZ3 — she’s got less inhibitions than her last name has consonants!). But this version is way better. For one thing, the Japanese really know how to sell the sizzle not the steak in their titles. They just ram a bunch of provocative nouns and adjectives together to create an orgy of things I’d like to see and/or masturbate to. Like in Japan, Kick-Ass probably would’ve been called “Pigtails Schoolgirl Disemboweling C*nt.” But I digress. This isn’t just some cheap Japanese knock off. It draws on a long tradition of works about big-titted zombies. From GammaSquad:

The film is an adaptation of Rei Mikamoto’s manga “Kyonyuu Dragon” about a group of strippers fighting a zombie infestation. The manga is also nicknamed “Big T*ts Dragon”, hence the classy movie title.

It’s easier for big-breasted women to kill zombies because zombies don’t consider them a big enough source of food to pay them much attention.

04.19.10 at 11:47 am

Donkey Hodey

Sora Aoi’s name translated to English is “Only had to be told once”.

04.19.10 at 11:47 am

Fek'lhr

Guy’cha! Don’t turn your books in late in Japan!!!

04.19.10 at 11:54 am

ChinoMoreno

Putting a new slant on zombie movies.

04.19.10 at 11:58 am

Mark It Zero

David Carradine looks really different in a wig.

04.19.10 at 12:00 pm

Morton Salt

When I was a kid, my friends and I decided to make an Asian zombie movie. At least that’s what we told the retarded Asian kid on our block. All we really wanted was to get him to eat the spoiled meat that we had taped to our necks. We didn’t even have a camera.

04.19.10 at 12:02 pm

ChinoMoreno

The zombies went to the strippers looking to get some head, but left because there’s no sex in the champagne loom!

04.19.10 at 12:04 pm

Erswi

Her name is Sora Aoi but they spelled it Sola in the trailer? How am I even supposed to make a joke abou that?

04.19.10 at 12:05 pm

Erswi

Abou that?

fuckit

04.19.10 at 12:06 pm

Stone Soup

Sure, but can you still slice a tomato THIS THIN?

04.19.10 at 12:11 pm

Electric Mayhem

This is the Japanese “Snakes on a Plane”

04.19.10 at 12:12 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Your Mom will star in “Bit Tits Draggin'”.

04.19.10 at 1:27 pm

fubar

Only Mighty Morphin Power Bottom Rangers can kill japanese zombies.

04.23.10 at 1:56 am

LanceG

Porn and Chinese internet censorship has become such a huge issue to the individuals that the Chinese citizens are now teaching each other how to use proxy servers to get around the blocking of the internet. Exactly what helped fan this issue? You guessed it, porn! Alright well a little a lot more specific is the fan of a porn star, Aoi Sola. That’s right, because fans of the porn star Aoi Sola were not able to follow her on twitter like they wanted to; it pushed them over the edge finally to learn how to get around Chinas censorship. Good for the Chinese to have something to motivate them to get around the restrictions!