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For seven years, I've been testing sex toys and reviewing them on the internet. Many readers entrust their orgasms to me, and I do not take that honor lightly. My reviews are snarky, honest, and delightfully void of euphemisms. . . . read more

Congratulations to all the winners and thank you for running such an awesome giveaway! Your sponsors are awesome as well There’s nothing I can think of that you didn’t already give away though!

Rachel

Congradulations to all the winners! And thanks for running this awesome giveaway! I REALLY wanted the LELO Mona 2, but fuck it, I guess I’ll just buy it now.!

Annie

Congrats to all! The only thing that was “left out” was actually part of the prizes, just not international, which is understandable (I can imagine a hunk of wood would cost a LOT to ship)

http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

I’m bound by the constraints of the companies who donate. If they can ship international, then great. But they are already donating a toy, which is quite generous, so I can’t force them to also ship international if it is difficult for them.

Annie

Hey, no worries, like I said it’s totally understandable and why I put left out in between quotation marks. Anyway, I’ll take the opportunity to thank you again for organizing all of this <3

Heaven

Congrats to everyone who won! I am sure you are exhausted after that one but it was well worth it.

Lythias

Congratulations to the lucky winners! May your new acquisition bring great joy to your nethers~

Lythias

Also, as to toys that’d be a sweet giveaway (and even better if they’d ship to Australia, so that I’d actually have a chance of winning it) I’d like to throw a vote in for the Fun Factory Stronic Zwei.
I’m always on the lookout for toys my partner and I can use with each other, and as one of the males who read your blog, I know that I can’t be the only one wondering how this might feel on my prostate.

Camryn Jones

Congrats to all of the winners, and give yourself a pat of the back for running something so huge!
As for leaving things out, you tossed in everything but lube and porn! *laughs* The only thing you really missed was a set of kegel balls.
I wanted to tell you that I was happy to see a harness, Fleshlight, and packer being given away. The giveaway was kind of over whelmingly insertable, but you made an effort to be inclusive and appeal to people with penises with no interest in being penetrated and people that don’t fit into the cishet gender binary. Thanks for that.

http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

I definitely considered having Luna Beads involved, but with the price tags on everything else, I figured nobody would enter for them.

You’re right that it was very insertable-centric… the reason is because I’m a lot harder to please when it comes to external vibrating things. My bias showing through, for sure, but it’s better than giving away vibrators that I don’t 100% love.

http://secretlysensuousstuff.blogspot.com/ Secretly Sensuous

Big congrats to the winners!

I have to admit, I was hoping the Eroscillator would be the deluxe version with the soft-tip finger attachment, but just having an Eroscillator on there at all is pretty amazing, especially alongside so much other fantastic stuff. Great job!

http://www.ashesvondust.com/ Ashes

High-fives to all your awesome sponsors! And thank you for running such a gigantic event, it must have been kind of a pain in the ass (thank glorb for Rafflecopter, amirite? Not like in the old days of counting comments!)

I can’t really think of anything else you could have included, something people would love to win, that you approve/have tested. Um. Really, no idea. OH WAIT. I dunno if this is something you’d ever consider doing, but a cool prize would be a session with you (like on Google or Skype or whatever) recommending toys or giving blog/review tips or whatever. That would be really neat, but yeah, I dunno if you’re into that sort of thing.

Thanks again for all you do!

http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

God, I know. I think back to the days before Rafflecopter and my back hurts jut remembering it.

That’s an interesting idea!

Alex

Congrats to everyone who won! The disappointment of not winning a Mona 2 is mitigated by the fact that Lelo is currently doing free international express shipping for the holidays. Aw yiss!