TIM DONAGHY IS GUILTY

I realize I haven't touched on Tim Donaghy's guilty plea to two felony charges, but that's because the only legal infractions I understand are DUI, stalking, assault, rape, and murder. You know, the sexy crimes.

As recompense, here's "Goodfoulers," which is the best thing I've seen on the Internet since an Eva Angelina movie last night. It's funny, and less of a Scorsese rip-off than most Guy Ritchie movies.