A few billion dollars can’t hurt either. But you’ve seen her annoying ass in Indiana Jones, right? He has to have no pre-nup. Every time she said your name you’d have to use both hands to keep the veins in your forehead from exploding. “Indyyyyyyyyyy!” *shudder*

“Stevie, hand me that ice cream! You’re going to ruin your pretty white outfit and you look so handsome, now hand it to me this instant! Steven! Steven, stop trying to jam it all in your mouth at once! You’ll give yourself a headache and then who’s going to talk to Tom Hanks about WWII all day?”