watch it again one more time or il break your back! watch it again or il punch your fuc**n face your gunna accept the kids movie ooor iiiiillll kiiil youuu

-John McGuirk

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Coach McGuirk: "Come on, 150 more bucks! DVD PLAYER!"

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Brendon: I want the regulars to be here tomorrow because we are going to start on a new project, okay?
Jason: Am I a regular?
Brendon: Yes
Jason: My pants say irregular.

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Coach McGurk: Spaghetti Time.

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Brendon Small:

Aaaand action!
-Brendon Small

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Paula Small:

I need to refill this prescription. It's for my anxiety disorder and, uh, it's working nicely 'cause, uh...I wouldn't be able to approach you otherwise.
-Paula Small

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Coach McGuirk:

Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or parents. Or God.
-Coach McGuirk

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Paula Small:

No, Brendon, you're supposed to be resting...the doctor said it was psychosomatic. Or stress related. Or...menopausal. Something. I wasn't paying attention.
-Paula Small

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Mr. Lynch & Brendon:

Mr. Lynch: The question was "Who wrote Hamlet?" You wrote "The Pope's cousin, Count Pope-ula, a magical monster with pencils for arms".
Brendon: I'll be honest, Mr. Lynch. I made that one up.
-Mr. Lynch & Brendon