Diary of an Arcade Employee

Better Lovin’ Through Hard Rock!

That’s the look, the look of love…

Ya know creeps; the Retroist has become a bit dark and dank lately what with all of us opening up the vaults to share our ghoulish Halloween memories. So as a service to our readers I thought I’d lighten the mood, and share a song from the greatest love story ever committed to film; Hard Rock Zombies. Now, while the romance might have been questionable (or punishable by law), the sentiment is there (as is synchronized tomfoolery). So sit back, grab the one you love, and whisper in their ear that age old platitude of love eternal “If my mustache and your eyebrows are wrong, I don’t ever want to be right!”

Daniel XIII: equally at home at a seance as he is behind the keyboard. Raised on a steady diet of Son of Satan comics, Kaiju flicks and Count Chocula comes the proprietor of The House of Thirteen Doors. What arcane knowledge lurks behind the preternatural eyes of the Ouija Board Kid?