6. But. . . but . . . I thought the oil was all gone!

That the oil eating bacteria got rid of it all. I know because BP and the Federal government said so.

Looks like at least some of it went to the top on the food chain.

Too bad people along the coast began eating the seafood there, and convincing others to do so to get the region back on its feet, with BP and the Fed's encouragement. The toxins tend to accumulate at the top of the food chain, as we see with the dolphins.