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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently on a small boat when I saw a large group of grapes floating nearby. The appeared to have been in the water for quite some time. I decided to retrieve them all, and fortunately for me it was easy because I was prepared for such a strange occurrence. So to catch the shriveled up grapes, I simply threw out my raisin nets. What the…