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Authorities say a woman is banned for life from Walt Disney World in Florida after she hit a taxi driver and then kicked a deputy at the resort. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office says in an arrest report that Ellen McMillion of Brandon, Florida, hit the taxi driver outside Disney’s Hollywood Studios last Thursday. A Disney security guard and a deputy working a detail at the park intervened.

A Woman Is Rejected on Tinder Because a Guy “Isn’t Ready” for Charcuterie – Twitt

Word of the Day: “Choreplay” Is Making a Chores-for-Sexual-Favors Deal – NYPost

Back
in February, a ton of celebrities and other people whom Gary Sinise has helped
in some way, recorded thank-you videos to show their appreciation for
all his good deeds, calling him a hero and an inspiration. There is a video of Sinise watching it for the first
time which is pretty good especially if you are a military family. Its on the
blog

Viacom,the
company that owns Comedy Central, which produces David Spade‘s new late-night show Lights Out, is
being sued after one of the staffers allegedly left the launch party drunk, and
killed a pedestrian. According to a new lawsuit. Viacom was hosting the party
at a nightclub in back in August, celebrating the premiere. The suit
claims Jacob Gralitzer,
who worked on the show, got drunk at the party and no one stopped him from
driving. The suit says this guy was “severely intoxicated.” It says
he got drunk “with the permission and knowledge of one or more of his
supervisors at Viacom.” According to the lawsuit, he went to the valet,
provided by Viacom, and the valet gave him the keys and he drove away. He was
driving on Melrose at excessive speeds and ran into another car which careened
onto the sidewalk, striking and killing 24-year-old Noah Benardout. He was arrested and booked for gross
vehicular manslaughter while driving under the influence. According to the
lawsuit filed by the victim’s estate, Viacom is responsible because it had
authority over Gralitzer and could have stopped him from excessively drinking
and driving. The suit claims by providing valet service the company was
encouraging employees to drive to and from the party. David Spade is NOT being
sued.

KYLIE JENNER and TRAVIS
SCOTT teamed up for a “Playboy” photo shoot. The
pictures will be in the upcoming Pleasure
Issue. Although, aren’t
they ALL “pleasure issues?” Kylie
posted a teaser on Instagram where she appears to be fully nude, and Travis is
shirtless but wearing jeans. I would imagine that’s the gist of the whole
shoot. “Playboy” isn’t exactly equal opportunity when
it comes to male and female nudity. As of
last night, the picture had 12.3 million likes.

Millie Bobby
Brown, one of the stars of Stranger Things on Netflix is doing a movie…with
Netflix. She and her Paige, or as she is known in the neighborhood, NOT Millie
Bobbi, wrote it together. It’s called A
Time Lost. If you follow Millie at all ya know this isn’t going to be Passport
to Paris or New York Minute (Olsen Twins). It’s a long-standing feud between
two Long Island families that comes to a head when one of their teenage
daughters is diagnosed with cancer. Millie is 15 and currently in production
for Enola Holmes about the sister of Sherlock Holmes. As far as a 4th
season of Stranger Things? Season 3 broke records for Netflix back in April
executive producer Shawn Levy said “season 4 is definitely happening”

HGTV paid $3.5 million to buy the “Brady
Bunch” house . . . and who knows how much to renovate it to make the
inside look exactly like the sets from the show. But it was worth it. The
premiere of “A Very Brady Renovation” attracted 3.36
million viewers . . . the biggest HGTV audience in TWO YEARS. That’s even
more than the series finale of “Fixer Upper” in 2018. When
this is all over, HGTV is keeping the house, possibly for future specials or
corporate events. An exec says, quote, “We could be sitting on a
gold mine. We can’t decide until the show is done and America has seen
the house again.” Meanwhile, the first game of the NFL season easily won the week, with 22.2
million people tuning in Thursday to see the Packers beat the Bears 10-3.
The same amount of people saw the Patriots demolish the Steelers 33-3 in
Sunday’s game.

ROBERT
PATTINSON’s “Batman” movie could have as many as SIX
villains in it. So far, Catwoman, the Penguin, the Riddler, Firefly,
Poison Ivy, and the Mad Hatter have been mentioned. Nobody’s been cast yet, but
rumor has it Warner Brothers wants RIHANNA for Poison Ivy. It’s not
clear if there have been any talks yet, but Rihanna may have stoked the rumors
by mentioning the Batmobile on Instagram. They look
like Catwoman boots to me. And there IS talk of casting a
black woman for that character. Rihanna would probably own EITHER part.

The
Hollywood Reporter wanted to settle the argument of what movie was the
undisputed biggest loser in Hollywood box-office history. I have the four
finalists

John Carter (2012). The Disney produced film
directed by Andrew Stanton cost approximately $363 million to make and market,
but only earned $284 million worldwide, about half what it needed to break
even. Disney took a $200 million write-down on the $136.6 million loss, making
it the biggest box office disaster in Hollywood history.

Cutthroat Island (1995). The swashbuckler
starring Matthew Modine (MODEEN) and Gina Davis, directed by Renny Harlin, is a
close second. The film cost $115 million to make and market, but only earned
$15.7 million at the box office worldwide. It pushed Carolco Pictures into
bankruptcy, and the company claimed a $118 million loss. Overseas marketing
dollars likely pushed the loss past Heaven’s Gate.

Heaven’s Gate (1980). This epic Western directed
by Michael Cimino had a budget which would be $171 million in today’s dollars,
but brought in only $3.5 million at the domestic box office. The film famously
all but tanked United Artists, who had to take a $128 million loss. (Kris
Kristofferson, Christopher Walken and Jeff Bridges)

Cleopatra (1963). This Elizabeth Taylor vehicle
was the most expensive movie ever made at the time, and has long been
considered a bust, although that’s not quite accurate. The film’s budget would
be equivalent to $365 million today, but the film actually performed decently
at the box office, hitting No. 1 and making $57.8 million domestically ($480
million today.) The film also won four Oscars.

As expected, GREEN DAY, FALL OUT BOY, and WEEZER announced a
joint tour yesterday . . . and as an added bonus, they also revealed that they
ALL have new music on the way. Here’s the rundown:

1. Green Day unleased a song
called “Father
of All . . .“, which is the lead track off an
album of the same name. It comes out on February 7th.

2. Weezer released a music video for
their new single “The End of the Game” from their next album “Van Weezer”. It
won’t be out until May 15th, but the band says they “might release it
sooner” . . . just because.

3. Fall Out Boy put out a new
song called “Dear Future Self” featuring Wyclef Jean. It’ll be on their
album “Greatest Hits: Believers Never Die – Volume Two”, which
will be the first of the three albums to arrive, dropping on November 15th.

The tour is happening NEXT summer, and
there are already dates up at HellaMegaTour.com.

Bob Dylan will launch a U.S. fall tour next
month. Rolling Stone reports that the trek will kick off on October
11 in Irvine, California, at the UC Irvine Bren Events Center and will wrap up
November 21 in Philadelphia at The Met Philadelphia. The run marks the
musician’s first North American dates of 2019, following an extensive tour
across Europe. Rolling Stone notes that the next chapter of Dylan’s
ongoing Bootleg Series has yet to be announced, but a source close to the Dylan
camp told the publication earlier this year that it is likely to center on the
sessions for 1967’s John Wesley Harding and 1969’s Nashville
Skyline. October 22nd – Stifel

Who
released this cover of “Open Your Eyes”
by Lords of the New Church? (AUDIO) . .
. David Hasselhoff and God help me, I kinda like it.

The Prince Estate has announced plans to release a massive deluxe edition of the late the1999 album (1999, Little Red Corvette, Delirious) with 5CD/1DVD and 10LP/1DVD, and contain dozens of B-sides, remixes and 35 previously unreleased outtakes. It will also include two full concerts from the legendary tour in support of the album. It will also come with a lavish booklet with liner notes, rare photos and several of Prince’s hand-written lyrics. There will also be 4LP and 2CD versions that include the original album, and the promo mixes and B-sides, all with 2019 remaster. Both versions are set for release on November 29, 2019, via Rhino/Warner Records.

This
looks really good. Check out a trailer for the MICHAEL HUTCHENCE documentary, “Mystify”.
He was the singer for INXS until his suicide death back in 1997. To read up on
his final night. I cannot wait to see this. (Yates claimed that Hutchence’s
death may have resulted from autoerotic
asphyxiation;
this claim contradicted her previous statements to police investigators and the
coroner.) Looks like it will be released in the US
in October.

There’s a new clothing line called “Kurt Was
Here,” featuring T-shirts, sweatshirts and hoodies covered in KURT
COBAIN’s old sketches, paintings, and handwritten notes. And if you think
that’s gross and exploitive, you should know it’s being “curated” by
Kurt’s daughter FRANCES BEAN COBAIN. Also, a portion of the sales goes to
the Jed Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to suicide prevention
among teens and young adults. Cobain took his life 25 years ago, in April
of 1994. Check it out at KurtCobainShop.com.

Breaking Benjamin’s hit single “The Diary Of
Jane,” from 2006’s Phobia album, was
officially certified triple platinum for sales of three million copies in the
U.S. on September 5th by the Recording Industry Association of America. It was
previously certified double platinum in November of 2015. “The Diary Of
Jane” remains one of Breaking Benjamin’s biggest hits and the band’s most
successful single in terms of sales.

Motley Crue, almost named
Christmas, look it up, will celebrate the 30th anniversary of its 1989
album Dr. Feelgood by reissuing the disc on November 29th. The
anniversary edition will feature the original album along with studio demos.
The deluxe edition will include the LP on “coke bottle green” vinyl,
CD, three seven-inch picture discs, a doctor’s bag, a prescription notepad, a
deck of playing cards, a pair of drumstick pens, pin badges and guitar picks.

Is September too early for Christmas music? How about
if it’s METAL? Judas Priest singer Rob Halford has a new Christmas album
coming out next month called “Celestial”. And the music video
for an original track called “Donner and Blitzen” is already up
on YouTube. Let’s celebrate with a clip now. (AUDIO)

“Billboard” has a
list of the 35 “most anticipated” albums that are supposed to be out
this fall. Some of them are already confirmed and have release dates . .
. but others are still up in the air. Here they are, along with the titles and
release dates if they’re known:

Trailers on the blog for 2 things you can watch tonight related to 9/11

“In the Shadow of the Towers: Stuyvesant High on 9/11” at 9:00 p.m. on HBO. A documentary about the September 11th attacks from the perspective of students attending a high school located a few blocks away from the twin towers.

“9/11: Inside Air Force One” at 9:00 p.m.
on History. A
documentary about Air Force One’s nine-hour trip from Florida back to
Washington D.C. on the morning of the 9/11 attacks. It includes
interviews with George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, the pilot, and the
secret service agents aboard the flight.

And today’s
BURTON BIRTHDAY OF THE DAY…again…one
of those dudes that you know, but
probably have no idea what his name is…he’s the director of Mission Impossible,
Carlito’s Way, The Untouchables, and Scarface….Brian De Palma is 79 years young.

PORNO
BIRTHDAY

LUCIOUS
LOPEZ

Today’s birthday girl has given out more ass than “Free Donkey Night” at a minor league ballpark..and she’s shown off her work in 338 fine films including:

Ass for Days

Ass Like Whoa

Ass Angels

Ass Almighty Volume 2

The Ass Titans

Ass Jazz

And who could
forget..her unforgettable role in…Ass, Ass and More Ass

LUCIOUS
LOPEZ is 38 YEARS OLD

Last night the
Cardinals lost to the Rockies in Colorado 2-1.
Colorado put up 2 in the first inning and that’s all they needed. The Cards scored in the 4th but
unfortunately, Colorado held on for the win.
The two teams will play each other again tonight. First pitch is scheduled for 7:40PM. Dakota Hudson gets the start for the Cardinals.

A
big game for the U.S. men’s national team and for the city of St. Louis as two
local stars were in the starting lineup on Tuesday. Team captain and
centerback, Tim Ream and 19-year-old Josh Sargent, both St. Dominic High School
graduates saw several minutes in the game. Uruguay’s
midfielder Brian Rodriguez, making his second appearance for his national
team, gave Uruguay the lead in the 50th minute with a bomb in the top right
corner to make the game 1-0. But No. 22 USA came back in the 79th minute
when the ball was deflected off of Nick Lima and was set up perfectly
for Jordan Morris. Morris chested in the ball to make it 1-1 which
was the final score of the game. The match at Busch Stadium ensured the
U.S. finished the international break on a bit of high note after losing to
rivals Mexico 3-0 last week in New Jersey.

A
former trainer has accused wide receiver Antonio
Brown, newly-acquired by the New England Patriots, of rape, charging
that he sexually assaulted her three times. Brown is denying the allegations,
and his attorney told AP a countersuit is planned, saying the two had a, quote,
“consensual personal relationship.” The Patriots said the NFL told
them it will launch an investigation and that the team would have no comment
while it takes place. The lawsuit from Taylor, who’s a former gymnast, says she
and Brown met through a Fellowship of Christian Athletes group at Central
Michigan University, and that Brown contacted her on Facebook in June 2017 and
asked her for help in improving his strength and flexibility. She says that
Brown sexually assaulted her on separate training trips to Pittsburgh and
Florida that same month. Taylor says she cut off ties with Brown after that,
but agreed to work with him again after he apologized. She contends that he
then raped her in May 2018 at his home in Miami, even though she shouted
“no” and “stop.” Brown’s attorney claims the sex was
consensual, and that the player believes the lawsuit is a, quote, “money
grab.”

The
Los Angeles Dodgers became the first MLB team to clinch a playoff spot
yesterday with a 7-3 win over the Orioles that guaranteed their seventh
consecutive National League West title. But the accomplishment wasn’t much of a
surprise, since the Dodgers have been in first place in their division since
mid-April.

Milwaukee
Brewers outfielder Christian Yelich broke
his right kneecap last night when he fouled a ball off himself, and the
reigning National League MVP is now out for the rest of the season as the
Brewers are trying to win a wild card spot. Yelich’s injury took place in the
first inning of Milwaukee’s 4-3 win over the Miami Marlins

The Patriots traded wide receiver Demaryius Thomas to the
Jets on Tuesday. New England will reportedly receive a 2021 sixth-round pick in
the deal. Thomas signed with the Patriots on Sept. 2 after
rookie wideout N’Keal Harry was placed on Injured Reserve. He did not appear in
the Patriots’ Week 1 win over the Steelers on Sunday night. New England
added to its receiving corps in a big way on Sept. 7 with the signing of
former Steelers and Raiders wideout Antonio Brown. The Jets lost to the
Bills 17-16 in their season opener on Sunday. Jamison Crowder was New York’s
lone receiver with over 40 yards in the defeat at MetLife Stadium. Thomas
and the Jets will host the Browns on Monday Night Football in Week 2.

The
thoroughbred racing season may be winding to a close at Fairmount Park, but the
track couldn’t be more excited about the future of the venue. When Illinois passed new
gambling laws back in June, it opened up an entirely new avenue of revenue
for Fairmount Park. They said that there are plans to add a casino, a sports
book and a great number of increased racing dates. They say they hope to see
these changes sometime in the 2020 racing season. As for the casino, Sloane said not to expect
something quite as big as the other casinos in the area. They are estimating
the renovations to cost somewhere around $50 million dollars.

On Friday, during a high school swim meet in Anchorage,
Alaska, a girl won the 100-meter freestyle, only to be disqualified afterward
because her suit exposed too much of her buttocks. The DQ is under review, but
Lauren Langford, a swim coach at another high school in the area, told The
Washington Post that she thinks racism and sexism may have factored
into the officials’ decision. “All of these girls are all wearing suits that
are cut the same way,” Langford said. “And the only girl who gets disqualified
is a mixed-race girl with rounder, curvier features.” Langford added,
“It’s called a suit wedgie. And wedgies happen. It’s uncomfortable. No
one’s going to walk around that way intentionally.” The disqualified teen
was issued the swimsuit by her school and was dressed identically to her teammates,
but was the only one cited for a uniform violation.