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There is a lot of pressure mounting in my life, and if I would be able to forget about some of it, my life would be easier. I only need to forget one, then the other would be immensely easier.
What is on my list?

This is weird but in the airport the other day there was a flight to the city in Holland I used to live in. I thought I spotted a girl I knew but it wasnt her. She was a friend of my girlfriend when I lived there. She was also cute as hell. I was in such good form until I spotted this lookalike and got into a funk. Now I cant get her out of my head.

Passing out in a hotel room in NYC with 11 underage native americans in 2008
Woke up smelling like a buddhist shrine.

Trying to outrun a security guard at the same hotel, acutally scratch that, I want to forget what happened after he caught me, the running part was fucking amazing.

All the three different menstrual experiances I've gone through with three different ladies, waking up and there's this red spot on your sheet and you're damn sure you're not to blame... well there's an awekwerd silence.

They also leak a lot. And you never know how bad it will be during the night or when you wake up. You go to bed with the equivalent of a scratch on the arm and you wake up to the equivalent of a 45 caliber bullet wound in the abdomen. Why do you think woman shop so much? We don't WANT to ruin our $300 raw silk pant suit and have to replace it, but we don't get a choice in the matter.

I would like to forget someone that knows I post here so I can't say much.

my miscarriage , Axel Rose , getting raped in las vegas , and then publicly while it was being taped , my brother and all the times he said I'd wish you'd die of cancer , Jimmie , kevin smith, MIchelle obseki, Amy sedakis, Greg, greg greg greg greg greg.my mother having an affair with him and kevin,taking Tim's virginity , um Russell brand completely , Jason Segelmen , uh paris hilton's asshole and chris crocker saying he'd be willing to take on half of the men that where raping me only to laugh and say never mind. Dane cook sleeping with my cousin, and stealing my vibrator and panties , Marilyn Manson.

things i never want to forget :
the sound of laughter being drawn from a crowd of all different types of people breaking chuck's foot off
dominating all those stupid little boys that decided to lay another finger on me
(well we cant rape her, duh duh or kill her duh duh lets kick her ass)
breaking off Fat mikes hand and carrot tops foot , being a total warrior even after jon( the original Uncle mike) stewart took off my leg
Northern Ireland declaring peace
the "riots" in the Northeast.
Barack obama shouting " yeah bitch I'm the son of Satan"
"wait she's not dead ? How the fuck is she still alive !!! what ..you know MOnique ..that girl on the internet ..the sacrifice from vegas..Fuck you got me to admit it..hey well someone admitted it to me first .WHAT she got someone to admit it to her first !!!! Fuck ..Fuck Fuck ."
Gerards kiss
MY immaculate conception and miscarriage
MY humility inspiring Nina Sirleaf to cry because her faith in me was stronger than I 'd had ever known any one to have in the "...child shall lead them "
stephanie and andre when we where kids we where close , before she tried to nationally degrade and humiliate me.
The kids at Bella's Day CARE .....on and on
MY grandmother and every wrinkle in her face and every word she ever spoke

my miscarriage , Axel Rose , getting raped in las vegas , and then publicly while it was being taped , my brother and all the times he said I'd wish you'd die of cancer , Jimmie , kevin smith, MIchelle obseki, Amy sedakis, Greg, greg greg greg greg greg.my mother having an affair with him and kevin,taking Tim's virginity , um Russell brand completely , Jason Segelmen , uh paris hilton's asshole and chris crocker saying he'd be willing to take on half of the men that where raping me only to laugh and say never mind. Dane cook sleeping with my cousin, and stealing my vibrator and panties , Marilyn Manson.

things i never want to forget :
the sound of laughter being drawn from a crowd of all different types of people breaking chuck's foot off
dominating all those stupid little boys that decided to lay another finger on me
(well we cant rape her, duh duh or kill her duh duh lets kick her ass)
breaking off Fat mikes hand and carrot tops foot , being a total warrior even after jon( the original Uncle mike) stewart took off my leg
Northern Ireland declaring peace
the "riots" in the Northeast.
Barack obama shouting " yeah bitch I'm the son of Satan"
"wait she's not dead ? How the fuck is she still alive !!! what ..you know MOnique ..that girl on the internet ..the sacrifice from vegas..Fuck you got me to admit it..hey well someone admitted it to me first .WHAT she got someone to admit it to her first !!!! Fuck ..Fuck Fuck ."
Gerards kiss
MY immaculate conception and miscarriage
MY humility inspiring Nina Sirleaf to cry because her faith in me was stronger than I 'd had ever known any one to have in the "...child shall lead them "
stephanie and andre when we where kids we where close , before she tried to nationally degrade and humiliate me.
The kids at Bella's Day CARE .....on and on
MY grandmother and every wrinkle in her face and every word she ever spoke

You really need help. Like, serious help. You shouldn't be on your own for too long; it'll attract the insects and the Russians.

my miscarriage , Axel Rose , getting raped in las vegas , and then publicly while it was being taped , my brother and all the times he said I'd wish you'd die of cancer , Jimmie , kevin smith, MIchelle obseki, Amy sedakis, Greg, greg greg greg greg greg.my mother having an affair with him and kevin,taking Tim's virginity , um Russell brand completely , Jason Segelmen , uh paris hilton's asshole and chris crocker saying he'd be willing to take on half of the men that where raping me only to laugh and say never mind. Dane cook sleeping with my cousin, and stealing my vibrator and panties , Marilyn Manson.

things i never want to forget :
the sound of laughter being drawn from a crowd of all different types of people breaking chuck's foot off
dominating all those stupid little boys that decided to lay another finger on me
(well we cant rape her, duh duh or kill her duh duh lets kick her ass)
breaking off Fat mikes hand and carrot tops foot , being a total warrior even after jon( the original Uncle mike) stewart took off my leg
Northern Ireland declaring peace
the "riots" in the Northeast.
Barack obama shouting " yeah bitch I'm the son of Satan"
"wait she's not dead ? How the fuck is she still alive !!! what ..you know MOnique ..that girl on the internet ..the sacrifice from vegas..Fuck you got me to admit it..hey well someone admitted it to me first .WHAT she got someone to admit it to her first !!!! Fuck ..Fuck Fuck ."
Gerards kiss
MY immaculate conception and miscarriage
MY humility inspiring Nina Sirleaf to cry because her faith in me was stronger than I 'd had ever known any one to have in the "...child shall lead them "
stephanie and andre when we where kids we where close , before she tried to nationally degrade and humiliate me.
The kids at Bella's Day CARE .....on and on
MY grandmother and every wrinkle in her face and every word she ever spoke

what?

i don't understand you at all. every other post i read of yours makes absolutely no sense.

i dunno what should I do here like clap hooray you're being hypocritical immature and are delusional, woo-hoo what a treat , something I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE !!!!!!! wow !!! I mean if you really wanted to have an inquisition you'd ask, there's something there that you want to see from me ....( my attention?)..or you're just picking on what seems like an easy target. (sincerely Why anybody would want to put someone down to make yourself feel better is utterly alien)...fuck..no wonder.. Or are you jealous? by all means you can have half the shit I wish I could forget and by the by , if I dont make any sense why even respond? Or maybe you're a miserable piece of shit whose scare of something they have no in on?.. (i.e. fear) but in this essence I'd quote Mark Twain but then again he might be something I made up just to I dunno ( let me think like a scared idiot) look cool or get attention . These are things that happened to me!!, sorry I haven't made any of you my personal diary. There I refuse to waste anymore time talking to lunatics.

Well the smart money's on Harlow and the moon is in the street
And the shadow boys are breaking all the laws
And you're east of East Saint Louis and the wind is making speeches
And the rain sounds like a round of applause
And Napoleon is weeping in a carnival saloon
His invisible fiancee's in the mirror
And the band is going home, it's raining hammers, it's raining nails
And it's true there's nothing left for him down here

And it's time time time, and it's time time time
And it's time time time that you love
And it's time time time

And they all pretend they're orphans and their memory's like a train
You can see it getting smaller as it pulls away
And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
That history puts a saint in every dream
Well she said she'd stick around until the bandages came off
But these mama's boys just don't know when to quit
And Mathilda asks the sailors Are those dreams or are those prayers?
So close your eyes, son, and this won't hurt a bit

Oh it's time time time, and it's time time time
And it's time time time that you love
And it's time time time

Well things are pretty lousy for a calendar girl
The boys just dive right off the cars and splash into the street
And when they're on a roll she pulls a razor from her boot
And a thousand pigeons fall around her feet
So put a candle in the window and a kiss upon his lips
As the dish outside the window fills with rain
Just like a stranger with the weeds in your heart
And pay the fiddler off 'til I come back again

Oh it's time time time, and it's time time time
And it's time time time that you love
And it's time time time
And it's time time time, and it's time time time
And it's time time time that you love
And it's time time time
- tom waits

i dunno what should I do here like clap hooray you're being hypocritical immature and are delusional, woo-hoo what a treat , something I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE !!!!!!! wow !!! I mean if you really wanted to have an inquisition you'd ask, there's something there that you want to see from me ....( my attention?)..or you're just picking on what seems like an easy target. (sincerely Why anybody would want to put someone down to make yourself feel better is utterly alien)...fuck..no wonder.. Or are you jealous? by all means you can have half the shit I wish I could forget and by the by , if I dont make any sense why even respond? Or maybe you're a miserable piece of shit whose scare of something they have no in on?.. (i.e. fear) but in this essence I'd quote Mark Twain but then again he might be something I made up just to I dunno ( let me think like a scared idiot) look cool or get attention . These are things that happened to me!!, sorry I haven't made any of you my personal diary. There I refuse to waste anymore time talking to lunatics.

things i never want to forget :
the sound of laughter being drawn from a crowd of all different types of people breaking chuck's foot off
dominating all those stupid little boys that decided to lay another finger on me
(well we cant rape her, duh duh or kill her duh duh lets kick her ass)
breaking off Fat mikes hand and carrot tops foot , being a total warrior even after jon( the original Uncle mike) stewart took off my leg
Northern Ireland declaring peace
the "riots" in the Northeast.
Barack obama shouting " yeah bitch I'm the son of Satan"

"because I do not know what to answer:
there are so many dead,
so many sea walls that the red sun split,
and so many heads that beat against the ships,
and so many hands that have cradled kisses,
and so many things that I want to forget."

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