Whoa! Those Animal Porn-people are gonna have a field day with this one. A crazy site called Spots N Stripes is trying to cross-breed a miniature horse and a zebra. That means two old dudes getting freaky with a couple of mini ponies who, in my guess, would rather be left alone.

The horse’s name is Topper. Topper is trying to score with that hot, two-foot mini pony trim, but the silvertop keeps pushing that weird (unnecessarily wide) blue container in Topper’s way.

You can find the rest of the photos if you dare follow the SnS (Spots N Stripes, not Shop N Save) link that I provided above.