Guess How Kanye West Feels About In-App Purchases

American Mozart and fashion designer Kanye West does not tweet often, but when he does, it usually takes over your entire timeline. Friday night, Kanye tackled a topic near and dear to many of us: in-app purchases.

You know in-app purchases. It’s what happens every time you level up on Fruit Ninja and the app tries to sell you a faster sword for $1.99 and you wonder who falls for this stuff. You know who falls for this stuff? Kids. Sweet, innocent children, who don’t know any better than to order Small Soldiers on pay-per-view 30 times in one month. (I'm so sorry, Dad.)

Yeah, it seems like Kanye doesn’t hate in-app purchases as much as he hates being asked if it’s okay to buy a new unicorn hoof every five minutes. Like most dads, Kanye just wants some goddamn peace and quiet.