The perfect look for Carnival, really, as the event is basically part guerrilla war, part Tivoli Gardens yard party and part London Fashion Week show. Unless he was an actual soldier who’s ended up on one hell of a detour back to Sandhurst. A cape, on the other hand, is a step too far. Unless you’re Grace Jones, Dani Filth or Rick Astley, you’ll just end up looking like a horny teenage street magician or somebody who’s been evacuated from Toni &...

toilet and urinate It’s Saturday, November 3rd, 2012 and my son has this morning football. It’s an away game at Oring in Odoorn. We leave at 8 am and the race starts at 9 pm. The weather is beautiful but still very fresh in the early morning. We have gathered in the parking lot and drive in convoy to Odoorn. It is a half hour drive and we therefore arrive on time in Odoorn. While the boys changing clothes, we, the parents, with a cup of coffee in the canteen....

Piss Pussy 1 Last week I was working somewhere where I experienced something terribly horny. there was a student who looked incredibly nice back, small, slender, lovely little round ass in tight jeans and her tight vest billowed up through a few nice titties just about to big of navel oranges but then what more pointed jester forward them firmly in her sat bra. My interest was equally aroused and my dick in my pants were already half-war strength. Unfortunately we are not...