Keeboktu the Eviscerator: *sniiiiff* God, I love the smell of sizzling human in the morning.Assassin Droid: 101001101100010011Keeboktu: Fine, I'll make sure your next model includes olfactory capabilities.

Keeboktu walks over to the mining site.Keeboktu: Is the machine working properly?Death Droids: 0101110001010111000010000Keeboktu: Excellent.

Bodyguard: The scans are nearly complete, we're 70% confirmed that this is what we're looking for. Just need a way to break through the meteor's protective shell.Keeboktu: Work faster! I want all scans finished before anyone finds out we're here.

A squadron dispatched by the Humanity Defense Force arrives from the north.Cmdr. Artemis: We've gotten reports of foreign aggressors in the area, stay alert.Lt. Johnson: Over there!

Artemis: Poor saps, didn't even know what hit them.

Artemis: Form up men! We've got reinforcements coming soon but I don't feel like waiting for them. Let's show those Coalition goons what happens when they show their ugly faces on our planet!HDF troops: HOORAH

Overviews:

HDF forces, regular infantry and a few jetpack troopers in the back, one of whom carries a flamethrower with barrel-mounted OTC

The humans' objective is to destroy the Coalition camp and find out why they're interested in the crash site. The Coalition needs to DESTROY ALL HUMANS.HDF reinforcements will arrive at the end of turn 2

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This Keeboktu guy feels more like a rogue/mutated ZMC guy every minute... The GTC, the garb of his henchmen, his collecting mysterious crystals and sawing through them... Does he have a backstory yet? If not that could work really well for him.

I'm really loving this battle; as Zupponn has said, old space and aqua sets give this an awesome feel.

Artemis: Now to find out what these aliens wanted here in the first place.Commando: Looks like some sort of crashed meteorite. I can see something inside, but it's protected by a crystalline shield. We shouldn't do anything until we can scan what kind of material--

Artemis: I'm gonna touch itCommando: Or that okay

The crystal melts at her touch with a soft hisssss

Commando: By the Queen's royal undies...Artemis: It's... a pizza?

Commando: Not just any pizza -- this is Chef-Captain Cyle's 68-meat supreme! The only dish ever to make Ankhig jerky taste delicious! It's the greatest pizza in the galaxy!