Raise a Monster

There is a monster. It looks like a tiny green blob. You say what you do with it. You could feed it, or attack it.

StatsSize: Peppermint-SizeHP: 10Look: A Green Blob

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

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A tiny tip pokes out of the front of it, and it expands to the size of a gummy bear.

StatsSize: Gummy Bear-SizeHP: 15Look: A Green Blob with a Tip in front

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

StatsSize: Gummy Bear-SizeHP: 15Look: A Green Blob with a beak and two tiny arms

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

StatsSize: Gummy Bear-SizeHP: 20Look: A Cyclops Blob with a beak, two arms, and a green body.

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

StatsSize: Beach Ball-SizeHP: 25Look: A Cyclops Blob with a beak, two arms, and a green body.

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

It grows two legs. Suddenly, it begins evolving! Type "B" to stop the evolution.

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

I drive to the thread with a big truck and feed the blob a military supercomputer

Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?The world may never know"You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas"Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse""""My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?The world may never know"You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas"Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse""""My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu

It gains ammo and becomes Military Robobot, and the coffee bounces off it.

StatsSize: Child-SizeHP: 40Look: A small boxy head of metal, on two legs with two little arms that also serve as guns.

It can be altered now!

"You can't get into sigs if you try hard!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!" -Darkmatterfire"Dude, you can't just quote yourself." -kirdneh"Now I can." -dt200 in reply to kirdneh even though it is sig only"I have bent all known laws!" -dt200 in reply to the above

Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?The world may never know"You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas"Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse""""My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu

Yes, but dt200 is banned (and also the author of this thread)Maybe someone wants to pick up after him???

Is god a cookie, or is the cookie a god?The world may never know"You have now, officially broken the game,"-Maniklas"Okay, ANYWAY, yes, I am a magician,"-RunninginReverse""""My game will be playable on all Samsung Microwaves with firmware update 5.3.2 and up." - Audiot" - RunningInReverse" - Purge" - Agubhagu