The opposite of right is left. The opposite of right is also wrong. Is it any wonder that the left is always wrong?

Monday, October 31, 2005

Franken Sense

Well, I've been drinking for the past 28 hours straight. Don't even remember the radio show. Although they told me that I looked great. And my wit, even dulled by 12 year old Scotch is as sharp as never. Ever. Ever I mean. Ment Meant.

Kids are showing up at my doorstep with bags of candy asking for more or they'll trick me. Yeah. I have managed to only beat one of the little twerps. See I have to admire their pluck. Coming to a liberal asking for stuff. Not my job. See your Senator.

The one kid that I smacked around had the audacity to have on a Sean Hannity mask. Left me no choice really.

Suffice it to say this has been a scary Halloween in more ways than one.

Man I miss SNL.

If you want to try to figure out who I am, don't go HERE. I'll only scare you with my profile. Try hanging out in the anteroom of Amazing Dancers. You'll bump into me soon enough.