A caller asks: "Has Senator Burns ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute?"

I'm calling to see if the senator supports traditional marriage. -Yes he does.

Can you tell me if he masturbates? -I do not know sir, that's not my business.

Can you tell me, do you masturbate? -That's none of your business.

Well what about sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus or fellatio? Does he engage in those? -Uhm, I don't... sir I don't know. uhmm.. (uncomfortable pause)

Do you need explanations for what they mean? -Sir, I don't want definitions and really I don't know.

Has the senator had sex before or outside of marriage? -Sir I do not know.

Have you ever had sex before or outside of marriage? -No I have not.

Has the senator ever engaged in adultery or relations with a prostitute? -You know sir, I don't know and I don't really wanna go through with the following questions.

Would the senator make a pledge to never be engaged in relations with a prostitute? -I don't know sir.

You don't know if the senator would pledge to not have sex with a prostitute? -I don't believe he would. Sir I don't know. Why are you putting me on the spot like this?

Divorce is the leading threat to marriage, so will he pledge to never divorce? - Well, the senator has cosponsored the marriage amendment and is in support of it.

All these things that threaten marriage are important, - I understand sir, and he is happily married to his wife. They have two children.

Has he ever had sex with someone outside of his marriage. - Sir, I don't know, that's really none of my business.

Well, it's America's business today. I mean, obviously someone who has sex with a transvestite prostitute would not be in support of traditional marriage. Has he ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute? - I don't know sir, I really don't think so but I don't know.

Have you ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute? - I told you that I never had sex outside of marriage and I'm not married.

Why are you not married? -Why am I not married? Cause I'm 19 years old.

Marriage is very important, - I understand that

You need to get married right away, do you have a plan for that? -You know what sir, I 've gotta go, you have a great day.

A caller asks: "Has Senator Burns ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute?"

And the calls keep coming in...

"Hello, Senator Burns office..."

I'm calling to see if the senator supports traditional marriage. -Yes he does.

Can you tell me if he masturbates? -I do not know sir, that's not my business.

Can you tell me, do you masturbate? -That's none of your business.

Well what about sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus or fellatio? Does he engage in those? -Uhm, I don't... sir I don't know. uhmm.. (uncomfortable pause)

Do you need explanations for what they mean? -Sir, I don't want definitions and really I don't know.

Has the senator had sex before or outside of marriage? -Sir I do not know.

Have you ever had sex before or outside of marriage? -No I have not.

Has the senator ever engaged in adultery or relations with a prostitute? -You know sir, I don't know and I don't really wanna go through with the following questions.

Would the senator make a pledge to never be engaged in relations with a prostitute? -I don't know sir.

You don't know if the senator would pledge to not have sex with a prostitute? -I don't believe he would. Sir I don't know. Why are you putting me on the spot like this?

Divorce is the leading threat to marriage, so will he pledge to never divorce? - Well, the senator has cosponsored the marriage amendment and is in support of it.

All these things that threaten marriage are important, - I understand sir, and he is happily married to his wife. They have two children.

Has he ever had sex with someone outside of his marriage. - Sir, I don't know, that's really none of my business.

Well, it's America's business today. I mean, obviously someone who has sex with a transvestite prostitute would not be in support of traditional marriage. Has he ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute? - I don't know sir, I really don't think so but I don't know.

Have you ever had sex with a transvestite prostitute? - I told you that I never had sex outside of marriage and I'm not married.

Why are you not married? -Why am I not married? Cause I'm 19 years old.

Marriage is very important, - I understand that

You need to get married right away, do you have a plan for that? -You know what sir, I 've gotta go, you have a great day.

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