Sometimes I don't understand photo shoots. Like, what is the thought process here? "I have an idea for a photo shoot. Picture this. You're walking around with nothing but a coat on and suddenly have the urge to rub your dick on a rock."

Because of the way they're built, they literally can't reproduce by themselves. They have to be artificially inseminated, that's why they're so expensive. Along with all the other health issues that come along with flat-faced dogs.