Meet the Russian Aquaman

Russia has always been a hotbed of YouTube goodness, but today that country has taken it to another level. Mother Russia is now in possession of a technology so powerful... it can make you float around in a jerky motion above a body of water.

Was this Russian some kind of super hero inventor who was inspired to become the only high pressurized champion of justice? Or is he an evil scientist of some kind who took on this alter ego to dispatch of all who had crossed him? We may never know his true identity. The one catch about this contraption is the fact that if you are seriously maimed or killed while using it, literally NOBODY would feel sorry for you. The eulogies would be incredibly awkward.