Our Cheesiest List of Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy or corny pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. These lines should generally be restricted to joking around with people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Cheesy and Corny Lines

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

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Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.

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I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.

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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

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Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple!

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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

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You're so hot you must've started global warming.

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

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Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

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I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?

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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!