JERRYOw, that really hurts my ears. Resting on one vowel like that is super annoying!

SANDRAYeah, wow. The whole bar can hear you.

CHRISYou know who else can hear my voice? Republicans! I HATE MITT ROMNEY SO MUCH I WANT TO SMASH HIS FACE IN!!!! I also hate people who don’t get FRACKING. FRACKING, FRACKING, FRACKING. I HATE GEORGE BUSH. PAUL RYAN LOOKS LIKE A DISEASED FISH! RECYCLE PEOPLE, DON’T YOU GET WE ARE HURTING THE ENVIRONMENT. DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING IN SYRIA, GET A CLUE. WHY CAN’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND POLITICS. HURRICANE SANDY, MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JERRYWe do, and seriously dude, why are you yelling? We could get kicked out.