Two things you can do if money is no object. One, start your OWN network.

Or get into the cruise-ship industry with a big splash: With your new toy, the Titanic II.

Replica of original Titanic boarding pass.

Yep, an Aussie billionaire is working on that little project. Wants to have the replica ship ready to go by 2016. The maiden voyage, of course, will be the original’s ill-fated trip a century ago, from England to New York.

Presumably, it’s taking a similar route. Supposed to be at the end of 2016. Hmm, as in, winter?

Not to worry. Though it’s going to be a luxurious as the original, it will be outfitted with the latest in navigation and safety doohickeys. Ow-kay then. I feel better.