Good Morning Mr. Laporte,
The MS network has learned of a group of geeks on a ship somewhere in the atlantic. It is believed that they are accessing the web without our software. We want you to hack the navigation software of the ship. This will be hard because it’s not ours. Then redirect the ship to Russia because we can’t seem to control Russia and they are copying our software. As usual we will disavow any knowledge because that’s what we always do.