I am the Mother Goddess of Chickens...who loves Harry Potter.I ship Fremione and Deamus hardcore, none of this Remione and Seamus/Lavender shit here.Disclaimer: Seeing as all my stories are HP, and I forget to put a disclaimer in each one, I obviously don't own the characters cause Jo Rowling does.

In a failed effort to ease war tensions by forcing Purebloods and Mudbloods to intermarry, Fred and Hermione are thrown together in an unlikely tale that calls for both to leave the comforts of their lives to follow what the Order and Minstry need of them

Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"

Alania Walker gets busted for breaking in and entering. As a girl, she gets one option: prison, a place she'll never go back. But as a boy, she gets the option of Camp Green Lake. She assumes the identity of Alan, who we know as Squid.

Dean has been lying to Seamus everyday, and lies hurt. Also, I'm aware the first chapter doesn't really match up with the other chapters as well as it should, it's because I intended to make this a one-chapter story. But it's not, so...oh well!