Okay here's the email I plan to send to the witch. Thoughts, everyone?

There is something more we have to warn you about. If you have been browsing the forums you may already know about this, but just in case you haven’t had the chance, here is currently a group of people in action who’s plans to remain in this world at the expense of all others

They go by the collective name of The Cabal. They are comprised of characters who, like you, emerged from other worlds. While their desire to remain here are, in a way, understandable, we are also now aware of something about people like you that puts an entirely new spin of things: your existence here is messing with the world itself. If the Cabal remain then they run the risk of severely destabilising our reality. If they succeed then not only do people like yourself not get to return home, but those who wish to stay won’t get their desired ending either – the destruction of the world as we know it will see to that.

They are known as Don Juan. James Moriarty, Morgan le Fay, and Erik, otherwise known as The Phantom of the Opera. You may have noticed in the news papers recently that a play known as ‘The Shadow Under the Ice’ has been produced. A member of the Cabal was responsible for this play, to what ends we don’t know, but we know they will use whatever power is in their means to convince you to stay... and I’ve no idea how far that ‘convincing’ will go. Admirably devious they may be, but be damned if this isn’t really bloody inconvenient for us and you.

Watch out for these people. We believe they plan to move and attempt to coerce you and others like you, that is if they haven’t already tried. If you choose to stay of your own will, we shall of course continue discussing future plans with you, but your desire to return seems strong. We shouldn’t allow anything to jeopardise that.

They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.

That looks good.You might want to add a specific warning about Juan (i.e., that he plans to use seduction but is already emotionally engaged elsewhere), since we know he's the one going for her, but it's your call-- you know her better than I do.

Send it as soon as possible, I think. (Also, brilliant move to link her to their chats. She deserves that, and may have some insights to offer us on them.)

Why are we even arguing about a dead fictional dude and hypothetical ninjas?

Okay, Isla raised an interesting point in the chatroom.Juliet mentioned that she felt strangely drawn to William Shakespeare's name, and Isla wondered if Jules would be able to read his OTHER works.

But I don't think Juliet's the kind of person we should ask for experimental data. We all know who is.

This one's for you, Scarab. Can you ask the witch if she can read anything from any of the following ebooks? (They're a few stuff by L. Frank Baum, the writer of the Wizard of Oz, that have nothing to do with the Oz setting.)

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Okay, Isla raised an interesting point in the chatroom.Juliet mentioned that she felt strangely drawn to William Shakespeare's name, and Isla wondered if Jules would be able to read his OTHER works.

But I don't think Juliet's the kind of person we should ask for experimental data. We all know who is.

This one's for you, Scarab. Can you ask the witch if she can read anything from any of the following ebooks? (They're a few stuff by L. Frank Baum, the writer of the Wizard of Oz, that have nothing to do with the Oz setting.)

Dryunya wrote:Don't worry, she won't kill us. She will still need us to send her back.Unless she knows curses with Delayed Reaction.

She's the WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, Dryu, honey, of course she knows curses with delayed reaction >.< Frankly we'll be lucky if she hasn't been reading up on the tricks of Mafia Dons I really don't wanna be concreted into the river or something... then again I don't think that'd be quite classy enough for her.

...I hope she at least sends me the flying monkey first. I've been really looking forwards to that flying monkey.

They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.