POECON is the semi-annual summer-camp for the Inner Cabal of the Portal of Evil, where these Masters of the Online Universe gather to let down their hair and indulge in bacchanalian excesses that would make Caligula blush. There are a hundred eye-popping rumors about POECONS, involving groinal fireworks, inflatable grandmothers, the improbable quantities of liquor, and skinnydipping retards, some or most of which may be true.