West Virginia Man Suffers Penis Bite in Colonie

So a guy needs work and comes up to do some construction in Colonie. He ends up at a Day's Inn getting his penis bit according to the Times Union.

"Shane McCallister, 29, of Mount Lookout, W.Va., was charged after a sealed indictment was opened before Acting Supreme Court Justice Roger McDonough.
He was among a group of out-of-state construction workers that Colonie police said tortured a co-worker earlier this month inside a Days Inn. They are accused of punching, kicking, stabbing and biting the victim in an attack that left much of his body — including his penis — covered in cuts that required hospitalization, Colonie police said."

Warning to out of state construction workers:

Look, my inbred friends from West Virginia, maybe penis biting is OK in your state but not in New York. We also don't marry our sisters, think chewing tobacco is sexy or call our father-uncle "dad."

Next time you feel like biting someone's penis we will glue it to your head. Now go back home and sit on your roof and play banjo.