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So according to Chael, his conversation with the athletic commission went like this:
Bureaucrat: "Chael, your urine test came back, and your testosterone is a little high."
Chael: "It might be a little high because my balls are cripplingly tiny, and my doctor's got me on TRT".
Bureaucrat: "Well, we have no paperwork for that, and you're 0.1 over the allowed threshold."
Chael: "One tenth? Retest that. You must've caught me on a low day."

Macho jokes about your testosterone levels only sort of work when you came in high and denied like hell that you supplemented. When you've admitted to using the juice, it just insults your fans' intelligence. I don't expect Chael's brain to understand this, but it usually seems like his mouth is fairly clever when he lets it work on its own.