Lyrics

Life can lead you in so many dangerous directions
Especially when you’re following the path of your erections
The best advice that I can give to you young men out there
When it comes time for breaking up you better take care

She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
And then she grabbed the kitchen knife, I started running man like wow
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”

Cheating with your friend’s girl is a very bad maneuver
I found this out the hard way on the Island of Vancouver
We all lived in the same house, she developed a fixation
I found myself needing to go on a little vacation

And that little vacation lead me to a brand new lover
One who’s crazier than I had thought I soon discovered
‘Cause when I tried to break it off with her a few weeks later
I found out that my new lover was my very biggest hater

She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
And then she grabbed the kitchen knife, I ran like holy fucking cow
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”

I entered a new world of tattoos and body piercings
The things she stuck her needle in oh man I don’t mean earrings
We put a little show on, one Halloween evening
Even the hardest of the hardcore punks he ran out screaming

She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
And then she grabbed the kitchen knife, I started running man like wow
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”

Yeah I still have a tattoo, and it remains unfinished
She offered to do it later but my courage was diminished

She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”
And then she grabbed the kitchen knife, I ran like holy fucking cow
She said “I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill you right now”