Upcoming movies calendar

Get your diaries out. We’ve scoured the film release schedules to bring you a month-by-month calendar of every new movie coming to cinemas until the middle of next year. Release dates? Actors? Directors? What to expect? Find out here

A troubled teen, Marie, lives on an estate in south-west England. All around her are problems: her mum is unhinged, while her neighbour is so wild-eyed that people assume he’s to blame when tragedy hits his son.

Director and star Jiang Wen is bespectacled outlaw ‘Pocky’ Zhang, who has wheedled his way into the governership of the decrepit Goose Town with an eye to taking down evil landowner Master Huang (Chow Yun-Fat).

Once again, the filmmakers have pulled out all the stops to deliver the groundbreaking, dangerously original story of a thrusting young street urchin with dreams of becoming a dancer who meets a rugged, misunderstood tough guy with some muscles.

Look into Ivor Novello’s haunted, kohl-rimmed eyes in Hitch’s most overtly Hitchcockian silent film – his first of many ‘wrong man’ mysteries – and you can see generations of matinee idols coming full circle.

Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a movie and they squander it with outrageous purchases. But the rest of the story, in which the pair take over a derelict mall and try to reverse its fortunes, is shockingly awful.

Wednesday August 29

Colin Farrell takes the Schwarzenegger role of Doug Quaid, the confused factory worker who, believing he is a spy or the victim of a failed memory implant, tries to rid the world of the corporate corrupt.

Friday August 31

The wedding of Clara and Koldo turns into a deadly affair when the groom’s uncle plunges off a balcony, bites a chunk out of a fellow guest’s face and turns their post-nuptial celebrations into The Reception from Hell.

It's as subtle as a brick in the gob, but a combination of zimmer frames and bloodthirsty zombies make this horror Britcom gory fun. When two brothers embark on a bank robbery, they're unprepared for the prospect of fighting their way out of the East End through hordes of flesh-eating undead.