People are still mad at that congressman who heckled the President. Today one of President Obama’s advisers called Joe Wilson “A pimple on the ass of progress.” Then the adviser stressed that removing a pimple from the ass of progress would be covered by Obama’s healthcare plan.

One of the female journalists freed from North Korea said she’s surprised because former President Clinton has repeatedly called to check up on her. Even more surprising, the calls are coming from inside her house.

The world’s oldest known person, a 115-year-old American, has died, meaning the oldest person now is a 114-year-old in Japan. Just another example of the Japanese beating us with a newer, more efficient model.