BREAKING: Trey Gowdy Is Missing

Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) left his office and headed to the Committee to Convict Hillary Clinton this morning and vanished into thin air. While the day is young and the possibility of an emergency he hasn’t been able to disclose yet, the walk from door to door takes less than four minutes.

The DC Police and local Sheriff’s departments from surrounding counties in Virginia and Maryland were on hand to close the perimeter and assist the FBI with what they said is a tough investigation:

“It’s tough because there’s nothing to go on. Mr. Gowdy walked out of his office and in the 240 feet to the nearest security camera, just…disappeared. There are other offices that haven’t been searched and the possibility that Gowdy was ghosted and taken to safety through the basement and into the D.C. secure tunnel system”

Agent LaRue also said getting press coverage is difficult because of the number of celebrity death hoaxes lately. Gowdy, however, definitely falls into the category of a person whose life is probably in constant danger from Clinton assassins.