Riki Lindhome: [Squeals] Oh!
They kissed! [Giggles]
Ashley Lendzion: [Giggles] This is the
best show ever!
Riki Lindhome: Oh my God.
Okay, okay.
Riki Lindhome: So, Cory would be my
boyfriend, and then Diana,
Riki Lindhome: no, yeah, Harry would
be my BFF.
Ashley Lendzion: Really?
Riki Lindhome: Yeah!
Ashley Lendzion: Matt Morrison!
Riki Lindhome: No!
Ashley Lendzion: Girl! Yeah! Have you
seen that man's abs?!
Riki Lindhome: Uh-uh. My radio dial is
turned to all Monteith, all
the time.
Ashley Lendzion: Oh, please.
Heather Morris: Seriously, you guys. Out of
all the characters on the
Heather Morris: show, you would choose
Cory and Matt?
Ashley Lendzion: Well, who's your favorite
character, then?
Riki Lindhome: Not you!
Heather Morris: Like, if I were to
choose...
Sofia Vergara: You guys are idiots.
Sofia Vergara: Jane Lynch is by far the
best Glee cast member.
Ashley Lendzion: Oh, yeah right. So.
Riki Lindhome: No way.
Ashley Lendzion: Simmer down.
Heather Morris: You're just biased.
Sofia Vergara: Ay Por Favor! Comparing
Jane to the rest of the
Sofia Vergara: cast is like comparing the
Great Barrier Reef with a
Sofia Vergara: piece of dog shit.
No offense, Heather.
Heather Morris: Whatever.
Sofia Vergara: Heather is my favorite.
I just don't want her to know
Sofia Vergara: because I don't want her to
think that I'm just a crazy
Sofia Vergara: fan that doesn't know the
difference between TV and reality.
Sofia Vergara: It just makes me want to
cut to a musical number.
["Nuthin' But a "G" Thang" Instrumental Plays]
Ashley Lendzion: [Rapping] One, two, three
and to the four.
Ashley Lendzion: If you love Glee come knock
on my door.
Ashley Lendzion: Ain't nuthin' but a Glee
thang, baby.
Ashley Lendzion: Matt Morrison's abs
drive me crazy.
Ashley Lendzion: Tried to make him mine,
cops had to taze me.
Ashley Lendzion: Undeniable, this ain't
gonna faze me.
Ashley Lendzion: It's a shame there's only
one Matt Morrison.
Ashley Lendzion: Like the cloned sheep
Dolly, I want more of him.
Ashley Lendzion: If Matt Morrison were boss,
I'd work for him for free.
Ashley Lendzion: Dropping all his calls
like I'm ATT.
Ashley Lindzion: Now, I'm Alfred Hitchcock,
I'll show up in your shot.
Ashley Lindzion: Six times been escorted off
the studio lot.
Ashley Lindzion: Hot, silly, Matthew
Morrison, acting all aloof.
Ashley Lindzion: He's got no idea I'm
serving warm milk and roofies.
Ashley Lindzion: Cut off my wedding finger,
and sent it to Matt.
Ashley Lindzion: He needs to put a ring on
it and send it right back.
Ashley Lindzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: It's like this, not like
that, but like this, and,
uh.
Ashley Lindzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: It's like that, kinda like
this, and like that, and,
uh.
Ashley Lindzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: It's like this and like
that, and like this, and uh.
Ashley Lindzion: Heather, flip to the mic
like a gymnast.
Heather Morris: [Rapping] Well, I'm
peepin', and I'm creepin',
Heather Morris: and I'm creepin'. Brought
my Jane Lynch doll, by my
Heather Morris: side she be sleepin'. Now,
let's tap, break is all we fantasize.
Heather Morris: Snoop Dogg doin' jazz, even
he won't survive.
Heather Morris: Shit, as I lay me tired
eyes to the sleep, I pray
Heather Morris: for Naya Rivera as my D O
double G.
Heather Morris: Then, we get tats of the
whole cast up our back.
Heather Morris: I'll go, then she'll go,
I'll cage her like a monkey rat.
Heather Morris: To add to my collection, I
collect some strands of
Heather Morris: Naya's weave to floss my
teeth. Just creepin'.
Heather Morris: Her and me, like birds and bees.
Shit I'm hooked like
Heather Morris: those phonics G L
dizzle double E.
Heather Morris, Ashley Lindzion, Riki Lindhome, Naya Rivera: It's like this, no like
that, and like this, and uh.
Heather Morris, Ashley Lindzion, Riki Lindhome, Naya Rivera: Okay like this, no like
this, and like that and uh. It's like this.
Heather Morris: Creamsicles are delicious!
So just chill, 'til the
Heather Morris: next episode.
Riki Lindhome: Yo! I got Monteith on my
left, Agron on my right,
Riki Lindhome: and we're gonna mess shit
up all night.
Riki Lindhome: In the library we do a
musical number, then start
Riki Lindhome: a fight for no reason cause
we feel so unencumbered.
Riki Lindhome: We don't st-st-stutter like
we're Jenna Ushkowitz
Riki Lindhome: when we drench you in the face
with our slushie hits.
Riki Lindhome: We start throwing all the
books and causing total mayhem.
Riki Lindhome: Make you lose your place
cause we don't give a day-um.
Riki Lindhome: We do some sweet dance
moves don't try to diss 'em,
Riki Lindhome: cause we're harder than the
Dewey Decimal system.
Riki Lindhome: We feel freer than a credit
report, singing Journey.
Riki Lindhome: And we won't stop believin'
'til we put you in a gurney.
Riki Lindhome: Yeah, you're trying to
focus and you want us to go
Riki Lindhome: soon, but we're like Steven
Segal with a show tune.
Riki Lindhome: If you try to stop us, from
doing our reprise,
Riki Lindhome: I'll tell you what you can
do with your late fees.
Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris, Ashley Lendzion: It's like this, not like
that, it's like this and uh.
Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris, Ashley Lendzion: It's like that, not like
this, and like that and uh.
Riki Lindhome, Heather Morris, Ashley Lendzion: It's like this.
Riki Lindhome: [bleep] you,
Gossip Girl.
Ashley Lendzion, Heather Morris, Riki Lindhome: So, just chill, 'til the
next episode. Of Glee.
[Music Playing]