Sketch: Pepsi Max Parody

Several people sit at and around the bar. There is a television on the wall. A MAN leans over to a WOMAN sitting at the bar. She kindly refuses his drink. Suddenly, on the screen, reports are seen of an asteroid hurtling towards Earth with the tagline ‘The Apocalypse’.

BARMAN“We’re all going to die! Oh god!”

Everyone panics and starts running.

REPORTER ON TV“Reach out to someone. Anyone. Someone close.”

The MAN looks towards the WOMAN, suggestively.

She turns towards the man.

WOMAN“It is time.”

Wings sprout from her back as she unsheathes a flaming sword, swiftly dispatching of the MAN.She leaves the bar, destroying everything in her path, before mounting a horse. Three other people on horseback join her.