A CTL of 1 means that doom123 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

your wish comes true, your significant other is then stolen by the illuminati and used against you as bait. you are lured into one of their many lairs, where they then mind control you and force you to watch as they methodically stretch your loved ones every orifice with long, red hot pokers.

i wish that the next persons post is against the rules, thus they are shunned by the Republic of Cynic.

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"if life has no point whats the point in talking about it?"

A CTL of 1 means that ChrisD is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

Your wish that your wish could not be broken was granted and at that very instant you realized that there was no such thing as a wish in the first place and everything you ever truly wished for had already come true and that the typical wishes of humans for money or fame were things pounded into them by society and the media and were breakable by their very nature.

A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

if you could sing like bob dylan then you would get lots of money and like most people with lots of money try drugs then get stuck one them become a croaky old singer with the i was once a famous singer sign hung around your neck

A CTL of 1 means that doom123 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

your wish is granted, the sleeping pills are yours. you take them all, but instead of dying, you are thrown into an eternal dream, where evil creatures from between dimensions smother your body in butter, and then place you in an oven. this process is repeated throughout eternity.

i wish for nothing. haha

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"if life has no point whats the point in talking about it?"

A CTL of 1 means that xdanishx is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.

if the government wasnt a twisted system based on lies and falsehoods then we would be a perfect country with nothing wrong with it, then all other countries would get jealous and invade us, they will kill all the men, and children under 10 yrs. old and turn our women into sex slaves.