Last night at 3 AM, Janet posted this little .gif, of two tween dancers giving us a wink before introducing a hair-flipping Janet. She’s in pure dance formation with her back-up gals; it’s clearly a video, and while it doesn’t quite make up for our concert tickets being postponed until 2032 or whenever she has a baby…

Janet is likely the last person on earth who has not yet even been assaulted by a dick pic. So, in an effort to bring her into the 21st century, her friends got together and created a slide show of penis pictures (small, throbbing, veiny roadmaps: They're all here!) to give Janet a glimpse of what it's like to receive…

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: On the rocks??? Apparently LL loves to party and Sam is shuns the spotlight; plus Sam's a thoughtful person and isn't sure how she comes across in this "celebrity romance." Gah. [Daily Mail]

There's a review of the Gossip Girl series in this week's New Yorker by Janet Malcolm, the revered literary biographer, and it is delightful! She describes Cecily von Ziegesar's series as a "Waughish achievement" and refers to Nate, the dim but gorgeous boyfriend of sumptuous villainess Blair Waldorf as a " Vronsky…