Snarfangel:I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.

I will never ever ever put my dick in crazyIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever out my dick in crazyPut down the knife and get a lifeYou raging psycho biatchYou're why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever ever put my dick in crazy

LectertheChef:I find her bland and without substance. There's really no way to make a meal out of her. Such is the case with all pop stars though. Nothing but pink slime, to be used in some ultra-cheap fast food burger. I seek out far more flavorful dishes. Kobe Beef, seared to perfection, needing no other embellishments to enhance the meal. But no, we have rice cakes served in a colorful box with a prize inside, and expected to consider it a wonderful meal prepared by a master chef. Give me tamales, stuffed with seasoned beef, green chiles so potent you can smell them from 50 feet away while still raw. Give me flavor, satisfy my hunger, I'd rather starve than live on this crap.

So theoretically we could cut down on Taylor Swift's song output if guy-celebrities stopped dating her?

We need to come to some sort of civilisational agreement that only one celebrity will date her per calendar year, so it'll take 7-8 years to generate enough material for a full album.

Once a year we all vote on a celebrity, dress him up in a nice tuxedo, put leis and flower garlands around his neck, and admist much singing and dancing and grass skirts, throw him over the perimeter fence onto Taylor Swift's lawn.