Thursday, February 14, 2013

Weird and funny Valentine's Day iPhone autocorrect fails

Weird and Funny Happy Valentine's Day to all

Say it with a dozen, cripplingly-expensive flowers. Say it with an ill-advised, last minute ‘booking’ at Nando’s. Say it with a petrol station card bearing the gormless, soppy expression of two bears cuddling that brings about confusing thoughts about the

logistics of cartoon character foreplay. But don’t say that bit out loud. Most conveniently of all, say it on a text. But sent with real love, obviously. 120 characters (depending on your tariff) of pure love and adoration, tapped out with one hand while you’re brushing your teeth and your other half has already stomped out of the flat to head to work. Just

make sure if you do express your Valentine's Day feelings via SMS that you don’t fall foul of the spoddery that wants you to communicate with American English spelling, because it can thoroughly fiddle with your much-considered tender words. As, for example, with the very funny iPhone autocorrect fails in the gallery above.Beware, some of the saucy relationship texts in there are a bit rude, so don’t flick through if naughty words offend you. And remember, should you send your loved one a text today, make sure you don’t make any mention of your aunt…