Have they scoured the remains of the XFL yet? Maybe they can get that coach that feuded with Ventura.

"Nobody loves the custodian. I come and I sweep and vacuum for you. When you're in the mood to go to the bathroom, I even disinfect it for you! This is the thanks I get?!? All who defy me shall be dis-infected!"

Once upon a time, the Calgary Stampeders were the toast of the Canadian Football League. Then Coach/GM Wally Buono got unceremoniously tossed by the team's owner, and things have been downhill ever since.