Battle of the eBaum Ridge; January 8th, 2006. Forces from the YTMND 1st and 2nd Infantry Corps. attacked a heavily defended eBaum sector, guarded mainly by the 1st eBaum Mounted Division. Despite heavy losses and against overwhelming firepower and numbers, the YTMNDers, under command from Lt. Col. Sean Connery, rallied - and routed the eBaum defenders with a heroic charge that forever shaped the history of internet warfare.

"this work of art, which predates the internet war with Ebaums, had its
audio stolen and used for MAX IS THE MAN NOW DOG, which is now in the hall
of fame. This is total bullsh*t." I don't usually do this, but qft.