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Word most often abused horribly by inexperienced suburban white douche-bags who wish to give themselves some falsified counterfeit form of street-cred. Also used by the oreo cookies who stoop low enough to keep the company of these pathetic weasels.

"Say, Toby, would you like to purchase that new funky fresh cd by Ruben Stoddard?"
"Why sure, Justin, fo' shizzle my nizzle"