Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good ideaTwice if it's not Han

Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end

Someone is mind-controlled using the Force

People kiss

A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray

Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen

An elaborately made up alien has no lines

Some ship crashes into something after being hit

Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)

An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)

Boba Fett talks

An entire planet is described as having one climate

C-3P0

C-3PO loses a body part
Twice if he is completely dismembered

C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with

Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
Twice if he is giving the odds of survival

CHEWBACCA

If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long
howl

DARTH VADER

Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
Twice if he tries to kill them

YODA

Editor's Note: I had to substantially reformat this HTML for the modern world, as it was originally done in about 1995. I also made numerous other edits. Also, note that this game was created before the release of episodes I-III. For those movies, I suggest the following game: drink until the movie is good. Note that I take no responsibility if this places you in the hospital, grave, or other such suboptimal location.

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