So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits. Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!! I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this...

Why would you even think that, I wouldve thought she was gay or maybe she thought your boobs were fake but not a man

She was acting normal before I got out of that cabin. And my boobs aren't that big, just normal size. And she just looked more like a nosy old lady to me than a lesbian trying to cop a feel. I was already self-conscious about having to remove the wig in the first place, even though I was inside the cabin with the door pulled and then I come out and the old hag FALLS INTO MY BOOBS WITH BOTH HANDS!!!

So I went to the mall today and tried on some outfits. Since I was wearing a thick sweater that I had to lift over my head, I took my wig off beforehand. Put the outfits on, put my wig back on and stepped out to see myself in the big mirror outside. The saleslady who took my stuff into the cabin in the first place comes over and tells me how good I look in the clothing, how it suits me perfectly and blah, blah, blah, basically trying to ensure a sale. And then, she does the unthinkable. She pulled an Elaine from Seinfeld on me! THE OLD BISH LITTERALLY FELL FORWARD ON ME WITH HER HANDS ON MY BOOBS FEELING ME UP!!! I don't even know whether to laugh or cry at this...

That was me 2 weeks ago at Zara. I have vowed to never go shopping in turtlenecks again. Button ups FTW.

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