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You didn't tell me that last night! I'm sorry it was too long. Maybe you were just measuring it wrong, kinda like when talking to a gay man. There's a difference between his real endowment and his "internet" endowment.

Elves or mice (as in the Tailor of Gloucester, "no more twist). Did you leave the instructions and a measuring tape? Of course, if it's elves, it could be that they don't like what you're leaving for them to eat, and although honour-bound to work for you, they can still jerk you around.

My 8 year old daughter informs me (I assume reliably) that it is pixies who play tricks like that. In my house they also take things from where you left them and then put them back later just so you can be really frustrated when looking for them.

btw, if you're interesting in seeing knitting elves, there's a post on KR about them. even a link to a picture! this was several months ago, but i think it was started by wovenflame. go hunt for it! these elves not only knit, they frog!

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