Muslims breed faster, and there's no chance you'll get attached to them.

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The whole WORLD thanks you!!

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I was so ugly as a baby that when my mom breastfed me she closed her eyes and thought of other babies.

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What is the wage gap between all 58 genders?

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A new tanker arrived on site in Qatar. The newly appointed American Manager told the local supervisor, "Ensure the tanker is clearly labeled. It needs to say 'Deisel Fuel' in Arabic, and 'No Smoking' in Arabic."

The following week, this is what he found:

Now they'll probably have to redo the whole thing because he misspelled "Arabic" on top.

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My level of sarcasm has reached dangerous proportions! I can never be sure if I'm kidding or not!

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No sense in stopping by there. Frozen beer is worthless.

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I'll be posting jokes telepathically tomorrow. So it you think of something funny, that was me.

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Drug cartels announced today that because of Trump's wall, all American officials on their payroll will be laid off.

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Bad dog!!

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Are oranges called oranges because they're orange? Or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?