All-Star invites and MVP awards are nice, but you haven't really made it as an athlete until you've written an autobiography detailing your rise to athletic glory. While some figures pick boring names like My Life (Magic Johnson), My Story (Bobby Knight), or The Sally and Tommy John Story (Sally and Tommy John), others come up with more inspired titles for their additions to the literary canon. Let's see how well you know the words of your favorite jocks. Maybe you'll pick up a few holiday gift ideas along the way.