Ingrid Vandebosch and The Week That Was: February 7th-13th

Today is the Daytona 500, so we’re bringing you the hottest NASCAR hottie of them all. Belgian supermodel, actress and wife of NASCAR great, Jeff Gordon, Ingrid Vanderbosch first got her taste of modeling after winning the Elite Look of the Year Award in 1990. But it wasn’t until 1996 that her career took off. And by 1999, she was working for Christian Dior and has appeared in magazines such as ELLE, Marie Claire, Vogue and Glamour.

Valentine’s Day is coming up fast, and that means you’re going to be neck-deep in flowers, chocolate and tiny candy kisses before you can say “kill me now.” So to help balance out the lame side to this holiday of love, we’ve found the 13 hottest Valentines on the Net. Luckily for you, it turns out that pretty much any girl with “Valentine” in her name spends most of her time taking off her clothes (among other things.) So get ready for the best Valentines you’ve ever received!

People in Louisiana want you to keep your laws off their cock! Until August 2008, Louisiana was the last state in America where cockfighting was still legal. For those not in-the-know, cockfighting is the centuries-old blood sport where two gamecocks are placed in ring and fight it out to the death. Those watching bet on which bird will win. Despite that fact that cockfighting is illegal, it still goes on. I ventured to Louisiana in order to give some tips on how they do this godawful sport.

Last week we posted a thorough list of the most successful potheads on the planet, shattering the myth that smoking marijuana dooms you to a life of failure and worthlessness. While we were all very proud of the list, there was one glaring problem with it: there were no chicks on the list! Can you believe it? How did we make a list of stoners and not include a single female? As any avid pothead knows, girls love to get high just as much as guys. And so to right our wrong, we’ve made a list for the ladies. Here in all their glory are the seven sexiest stoners on the planet.

When one thinks of carnies, what springs to mind is missing teeth, crystal meth, small hands, and the smell of cabbage. These are stereotypes. Like old west outlaws, their freewheeling, nomadic lifestyle—moving from town-to-town—lends itself to a life wholly outside of mainstream society, speaking a language entirely all their own, in a world filled with hardened, scary, scary people.

Valentine’s Day is coming up. And whether you love it or it hate it, it is an important holiday for women around the world. But some guys don’t know what to do on Valentine’s Day and screwing it up could ruin your relationship forever. So what should we do? Luckily, TNA’s SoCal Val (Valerie Wyndam) from Spike TV’s iMPACT is here to tell you how to have a perfect Valentine’s Day.

In these trying times, it’s important to remember the good things that make life worth living – like hot chicks wearing funny pot t-shirts! Ok, so maybe they don’t make life worth living, but they certainly make it a hell of a lot more fun. We came across these pictures while doing research for another post, and just couldn’t stop looking. And after a bit of research, we found that the whole set is for a Site called Gen-Why.com and their marijuana merchandise-selling store. We really don’t know much else than that – but we do know these pot-loving hotties are smokin’!

Unless you’ve been trapped in a rented silver Lamborghini all week, you’ve heard all about how up and coming R&B star Chris Brown was arrested on Sunday for beating up his girlfriend, R&B superstar Rihanna. Hey Chris, NOT COOL! OK? Not. Cool. While we were digesting this troubling news and wondering what would bring any man to lay a hand on the woman he loves, we had a bit of a revelation: Chris Brown has the same last name as one of the most famous wife beaters of all time, Bobby Brown. And the similarities don’t end there! In fact, Chris may actually be Bobby Brown reincarnated, living out almost the exact same life as Bobby once did, only two decades later.

Reports have surfaced that Seattle police chief, Gil Kerlikowske has been tapped for a job in the Obama administration, most likely as the administration’s new head of the Office of National Drug Control Policy, commonly known as the “drug czar.” But unlike past leaders in the “War on Drugs,” Kerlikowske is outspokenly lenient on the enforcement of marijuana possession laws – at least so far – with local supporters of medical marijuana laws very pleased with the choice.

The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is still hot off the presses, and we here at COED are beside ourselves with horniness glee over all the super sexy supermodels in this year’s edition. But instead of just idly browsing through photos, we’ve decided to help you get in on the action – by “poking” your favorite 2009 SI Swimsuit model! (On Facebook, of course.) As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages of (almost) every model in the 2009 Swimsuit Issue, putting you one step closer to meeting a dream-woman. So put down your bottle of Jergens, log into Facebook*, and give these lovely ladies a poke… and don’t forget to check out their smokin’ new galleries on SI.

Congratulations, Melissa Adams – you’ve just been named Miss COED January 2009, making you the first Miss COED of the Month, ever! The competition was tough, but after a whole lot of votes, Melissa beat out Alina Vacariu by less than 1-percent of the total votes. Originally from Florida, 22-year-old Melissa Adams has appeared in everything from workout videos to the cover of Downshift Magazine to “Monday Night Football.” But this brown-haired stunner doesn’t just look good, she can also light it up on the dance floor, having worked as a professional dancer since age 4, specializing in various forms of dance, like jazz, ballet and clogging! Now, that’s sexy…

Tonight marks the debut of T.I.’s Road to Redemption: 45 Days to Go, which follows the Grammy award winning rapper as he chips away at 1,000 hours of community service, mentors a group of at-risk teens, promotes his album Paper Trail and prepares to spend the next year of his life behind bars on federal weapons charges.

Gentlemen, the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally arrived – and boy, was it worth the wait. Not only did Israeli stunner Bar Refaeli land on the cover, but the issue is chock-full of so many super-smokin’ hot babes, you’ll have a hard time making it through all of them before breaking down with tears of horniness. But instead of making you wait unitl you can get your grubby mitts on a copy of the magazine, we thought we’d introduce you to the 2009 Swimsuit rookies. Take a good look, this may be the last time you see them before they start dating quarterbacks.

As you may know, we at COED have been eagerly awaiting the announcement of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model. But now the wait has come to an end. After hearing that the model would be first announced on tonight’s “Late Show with David Letterman”, we sent one of our editors over to the Ed Sullivan Theater during the filming to get the inside scoop.

For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and spending a lot of money on a chick that would ordinarily have sex with you for free. So we’ve put together a whole lot’a voluptuous V-Day vixens to help you amp yourself up for the romantic run-around – and to give you something to help get you through the dry period afterward, if you happen to f**k things up.

Welp, it’s a Monday, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.