FUN with the LINES from the SHOW

Let's put lines in and take turns finishing scenes by filling in the next line. After you answer one, leave one for the next person. Comment all along the way. It should be fun.

Here's a starter:

BARNEY: During our lifetime we travel many roads. There are big roads and little roads, rocky roads and smooth roads. Dirt highways and improved roads. Now let's take you, and that outfit you got yourself there.
GOMER: ____?____

Barney: "That old buzzard, he arrested my father for speeding." Andy: If you looked closer at his badge you woulda seen a little manhole cover. Of course there coulda been extenuating circumstances." Barney: " Like what?" Andy: " Maybe your father was speeding _______ _ ______."