Living In A Box

Many people say, "If ghosts were real, people would sell them!" Well, guess what, ghost lovers! We've got one! Invisible to the eye, unobservable to the ear, impossible to smell, impossible to feel, and with no taste whatsoever. You'll never know where your ghost is, but it'll be there! Inside your beautiful Lytex Aluminum Storage Case.

Soon people will come to your house and say "I hear you have a ghost! I want to see your ghost!" To that, you'll scoff. "SEE a ghost? Phah! You CLEARLY don't understand the World Beyond, you fool. Mortal fool!" And then, you'll hold up your Lytex Aluminum Storage Case and they'll admire the shine and maybe throw twenty bucks in it.

Of course, the Lytex Aluminum Storage Case works just as well for storing things like tools or your maps to local haunted houses, but what will it hold the best? Ghosts! Because the Lytex Aluminum Storage Case is made with a special astral coating refined from purest logic. That's right! Logic! The one thing a ghost CAN'T pass through!

So, remember: when you get your Lytex Aluminum Storage Case and open it up, there's going to be a ghost in your house. You'll never be able to confirm it, of course. But is confirmation really what owning a ghost is all about? Like, have you ever asked a scientist to prove you have a cat? Of course not! You just know, people! You just know!

Features

Are you the sort of person who could cut yourself on a cotton ball? There there, there there. This item will be perfect for you. The only way you could be safer is if you were sealed in John Travolta's bubble.

Constructed from Aluminum .059 (1.4mm) thick

Stackable corners

Hinged covers

Spring loaded handles

Lockable latches (lock not included)

Profile frame for reliability

Durable for consumer and commercial use

Rubber gasket for water resistance

Made in Switzerland to strict Swiss standards

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

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