On a recent trip to watch his old mates play for Leicester in the Champions League, Kante stayed in a budget hotel and travelled standard class on the train.
He drives a Mini and lives alone in a small, rented flat.

He is, of course, twice the player Lingard will ever be and by the look of it has twice the brains.

And when his career is over I’m sure he will have at least twice the money.

INSURANCE giants Ageas will tell any porkies to keep profits up.When reader Michael Burton-Dimsdale questioned his car insurance premium rising from £176.52 to £357.78, he was told his postcode at Sandown, on the Isle of Wight, might be a high crime area with a lot of uninsured drivers.Michael emailed me to say: “I told him I had lived in the same place for 13 years and it was bulls**t.”
Anyway, he went to Swinton, who thought it was a low crime area and quoted £178!If you don’t use a price comparison site like mine at A Spokesman Said, or Confused or Gocompare, then expect to hear nonsense like that.Love your saving stories. Do send more to kelvin@the-sun.co.uk.

Farage is a fly old fox

QUOTE of the week must be from porn star Valerie Fox, who claimed she and Nigel Farage had a mutual grope in Virgin’s Upper Class section on an overnight flight back to Heathrow.

What surprised me was that Ms Fox in her line of work, ever saw the need for either wearing knickers or buying them.

I’m a big fan of Nigel Farage but the Brexit campaign is taking its toll.

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She met Farage on a transatlantic flight from the US

Huge Ukip donor Arron Banks told a Sunday paper he had lunch with him the other day and he was drinking water.

To anybody who knows Farage that would be a major shock, and not just because fish make love in it.

The sympathetic Banks asked him: “What the hell’s wrong with you?” He told Banks he was tired.

Pleased to see he wasn’t too tired to sample the charms of Ms Fox.

Nigel Farage says politics was prioritised over his marriage on Piers Morgan's Life Stories

PORTRAIT TURNED NO. 1 CRIME SELLER

WHILE editing this fine organ back in the Eighties, The Sun devoted a number of front pages to the curse of the Crying Boy portrait, which reported on 50 mysterious house fires often destroying homes but leaving the pictures untouched.

The Sun arranged for worried readers who had the art on their walls to send them to the office, where we would arrange a bonfire.

Literally thousands arrived.

Among the readers who sent in the portrait was the mother of a little girl called Jane E James.

Jane never forgot that portrait and today, some 30 years later, she has written a supernatural thriller called The Crying Boy based on those events.

The book went straight to No1 in ­Amazon’s Ghost and ­Suspense ­category.

Incredibly, she still owns two Crying Boy pictures.

One is on her study wall, which helped inspire her to write, but the other is kept hidden away as the eyes follow you round the room.

If I were Jane I would make sure my fire insurance was up to date.

Builder sly 'n' retiring

RECEIVED a strange missive from McCarthy & Stone, the retirement homes builders, following my column piece (March 24) about the falling resale price of their properties.

They quote various stats to back up their case that homes have risen in price, but when you drill down, the data is highly selective both by location and date range and some doesn’t even come from the Land Registry.

Their case has not been helped by an excellent article in yesterday’s Sunday Times.

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When she died, Audley suggested it went on the market for £800,000.

Nobody was interested and finally, some two years later, the flat was sold for £560,000.

Out of this the family had to pay “deferred management/exit fees” of £28,000, sales fees to Audley of £20,160 and service charges of £23,794 even though the flat was empty.

Almost £72,000. Incredible racket.

Last week the Law Commission found owners of leasehold retirement properties were being hit with “unfair fees” worth up to 30 per cent of their value.

It should be regulated – it isn’t right now.

There is a question mark about retirement homes that won’t go away.

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Japanese Restaurant in the West Midlands

— ARTIFICIAL grass business in the Cotswolds – Why Not Get Laid By Us.

Chinese in Cleckheaton, West Yorks – Wok Ever.

Women’s sailing school in Cowes, Isle of Wight – Girls For Sail.

Chimney restoration firm in the Wirral – Simon’s Cowls (very clever that – for those unfamiliar with the chimney business, a cowl is a hood-shaped covering used to increase the draught. Here endeth the lesson).

Essex taxi firm using Ford people carriers – We will take you anywhere in the Galaxies.