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We thank You for the true Americans that remind us how to be Americans in America
We thank You for their patriotism
We thank You for giving them the courage and strength to tell the TRUTH to those without ears to hear or eyes to see
We thank You for World Net Daily for not allowing Barack Osama Homo bin Laden to think he’s getting away with not showing his long form birth certificate, college transcripts, library receipts and list of commie organizations he belongs to
We thank You for Michelle Bachman leading the charge to not only purge commies from the government but forming The Slits to stop socialism in the nation You created
And while we thank You, too, for Glenn Beck’s fearless and real smartness about the commie symbols no one else knows about, we ask You to enter his heart so he can become a Christian and not a Mor(m)on

In Your magnificent wisdom
You saw fit to rid the world of the evil, murderous drunken senior senator from Sodomy Central, Edward M. Kennedy and sent him to Hell where he belongs

In doing so, You struck a blow against a socialist healthcare system that would lead to a socialist food distribution center that would lead to a socialist cap and tax system that would lead to the destruction of America through socialism

We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood, as Gov. Huckabee did, that the socialist healthcare system he fought for would have killed him as surely as it would have killed Stephen Hawking

We pray that in his final minutes, Kennedy understood that Jesus’ message was not that all layabouts and ne’er-do-wells should get a free ride at somebody’s else expense

Finally, Lord, we pray that as he lay on his death bed, a bottle of whiskey at his side, begging and pleading for Your mercy the last thing he heard was Your strong clear voice telling him that Satan was waiting for him