Would you ever be able to talk the same way again? Or would that be the least of your worries? - PositronWildhawk

7March across France with one hand tucked into your coat, then goosestep across Germany and Cossack dance across the former Soviet Bloc

Basil Fawlty may have attempted this. And would have been punched the moment he started it. - PositronWildhawk

8Knock on random doors asking them whether they wish to be enlightened by a strip of silver broccoli

9Make up your own language and try to teach it to random people

I am doing that right now boys:Slurpy language girls:Snow Cone language

The most popular word in the language is sosos- soy sauce

10Flirt with rabid pigeons and be heartbroken when they fly away

Yes, I am doubting this person's sanity right now. - PositronWildhawk

Bizarre indeed, since birds don't get rabies!

I'd love to do this in public.

Once upon a time, BOB was peacefully walking through the park when he spotted a little pigeon named Lulu. " Hello. "" Hi. " BOB was enchanted by this beautiful pigeon. " I have to go BOB. I'll see you soon! Byeee! " *flys away*BOB: :'(BOB, " NOOO COME BACK! "

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11Get on a plane with (insert annoying celebrity)'s entire fanbase and then when you say something bad about said celebrity, they throw you off the plane and then you proceed to fall into a giant pot of tarantulas about to be eaten by a giant Morgan Freeman

14Run naked down Times Square with Will Smith while trying to escape gorillas on bicycles

Is this Will's new movie? - PositronWildhawk

15Eat your way to inner earth

16Have sex on top of a Bugatti going at 200 MPH while alternating between singing Beatles songs and talking about cats driving Audis.

This is absolutely something you don't see every day - Swiftdawn

Insanity I say. INSANITY! - RiverClanRocks

17Add an uncountable amount of new items to this list while trying to guess which country certain farts came from and simultaneously perform experiments with your own feces and dry hump the hindpaws of an Australian cattle shepherd that you adopted from lux

Embourg, then stuff an oversized pillow pet through a car tire, then a torn up shoe box, then a trash can with a hole in the bottom of it all while getting your fingernails removed one by one by some guy named Hector. I added this item to this list, but it seems it was so long that the whole thing was unable to fit. It's about as absurd and far fetched as it gets.

18Raise a newborn kitten with a newborn wolverine and see what happens

19Rollerskate completely naked on top of a mini-van driving at 80 MPH, while tapping your nose and reciting the entire script of "Bio dome" backwards.

20Wear a wedding dress in Syria

21Jump to a pit of snakes and spiders

22Beat up Barack Obama in Comic Con because you were pretending to be Batman, but not before putting on a tutu and doing the tango with a tiger.

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Top Remixes

1. Surf on a Triceratops around the Eastern coast of Japan
2. Re-enact the Battle of Waterloo by horseriding Siberian Tigers on the streets of London
3. Whip random people with a long strand of spaghetti and use any money you knock off them to buy wings