The only rule of this is NOT that every statement has to be an outrageous lie. No, only the most pristine and pure statements of unassailable truth are allowed. And lest I demonstrate this, I will NOT start with a lie:

I own the world's first supersonic flying car, built by Hugo Gernsbeck for Lucky Starr's expedition to the yeti-haunted mountains of Antarctica in 1953.

I was trained in the mystic arts by a wizard who is older than the human race as we know it, whose name can't be pronounced in any current language, so he just goes by "The Wizard" or sometimes "big jerk"

There is a door on the 42nd floor of the Empire State building that leads to the clandestine consulate of the Empire of Aldebaran. It's only a consulate because a backwater planet like this doesn't rate an embassy.

Bananas are actually a kind of tropical fish. They're caught on clustered hooks and treated with a mixture of lye and wallpaper paste that homogenizes their insides and melds their scales together into the distinctive dappled "skin". Afterwards they are dried in a copper-walled hut with burning sugar cane until the sweetened smoke permeates them and they're ready for aging and shipping to grocery stores.

Left to itself long enough, the common paperclip eventually grows into a pupal stage known as the "coat hanger". If enough coat hangers are left to themselves they emerge in the form of one of those weird exercise machines in the attic that nobody can remember where all the parts are.

if you look very closely into the night sky you will begin to notice a slight shimmer in the air, if you continue this for about a month you should be able to see that the earth and moon are surrounded by a giant glass dome....

i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Due to global warming, the secret entrance to the interior of the Earth has been exposed in Greenland. An expedition was sent to explore it in 2011, and after 18 months a single survivor returned. He has only said one thing since: 'Beware the lemurs'.

The world was invaded by alien shapeshifters in the 1500s. They secretly killed everyone on the planet and replaced them, but were such good mimics that they forgot they were aliens. We are their descendants.

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