It Came From YouTube: WCW Surge cans commercial

Um, Bill? Buddy? That isn’t how you get the soda machine to give you a Surge. You have to put those funny little round metal things into it (or a piece of rectangular paper with the old dude on it), and then press a button.

Then you’ll get an ice cold, delicious Surge(™) soft drink.

Don’t worry, you’ll figure it out one day. In the meantime, why don’t you go take some Tylenol and lay down for a bit, okay?

I do like Brian Knobbs throwing the giant Surge cooler like he’s Donkey Kong.

“WCW and Surge are the perfect match!”.

Yes- both will cause you to get sick and give you a headache if you consume too much of them.

One of the suggested videos after the Surge commercial is a Galoob toy commercial. The kids act out a match. Flair misses a kneedrop. Sting finishes him off with a bodyslam. Those kids don’t know anything.