Loneliness Photoshop gathering: the loneliest panda

The word “Loneliness” (寂寞: Jimo) became really popular on the Chinese Internet this year. Especially the phrase “What XXX is XXing is not XXX, it is loneliness” for example “What brother is smoking are not cigarettes, it is loneliness.” “What I am posting here is not a post, it is loneliness” “What I am breathing is not air, it is loneliness”… How did this phrase become popular? One saying has it, in July of this year someone posted a picture of man eating noodles with this sentence “What brother is eating are not noodles, it is loneliness” on Baidu Teiba, soon it spread like a virus just like “Jia Junpeng, go home to eat”, netizens imitated and began a wide variety of loneliness Kuso.

The use of “brother” is generally referring to a “man”, “guy” or a reference to oneself. It is worth noting that the phrase “Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is only a legend.” is also quite popular now days.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人
George: That’s what I want to know.
布什:这就是我要知道的
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?
布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
布什:我是说那个人的名字
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The guy in China.
布什: 那个在中国的人
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The new leader of China.
布什:中国的新领导人!
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The Chinese!
布什:那个中国人!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
布什:啊?现在是你问我了?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
赖斯:就是那人的名字
George: That’s whose name?
布什:就是谁(胡)的名字?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人?
Condi: Yes sir.
赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢
Condi: That’s correct.
赖斯：没错
George: Then who is in China?
布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir is in China?
布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？
Condi: No, sir.
赖斯：不，长官
George: Then who is?
布什：那么谁（胡）在？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir?
布什：亚瑟尔？
Condi: No, sir
赖斯：不，长官.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet
he knows.
布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会
知道
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, thanks.
布什：不，谢谢
Condi: You want Kofi?
赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？
George: No.
布什：不！！
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？
Condi: Call who?
赖斯：给谁打？
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头
George: Will you stay out of China?!
布什：你能不能不提中国了？！
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N!
布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话
(Condi picks up the phone.)
（赖斯拿起电话）
Condi: Rice here
赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧！

Speaking on behalf of myself only (since humor, like beauty, is subjective), I get most of the internet memes and jokes. I just the execution was poor. The photoshops just aren’t that funny or well-done compared to a lot of the other stuff Mop has done before. If I may, I submit as examples: Brother Chun and Zeng
and CCTV building fire.