“They do not dress North in any other colors except three: black, white or cream,” a family insider claims. “No pinks allowed!”

And the nursery?

“The colors are dark navies, blacks and whites,” claims this same mole. “It’s not girly at all.”

The magazine goes on to say little Nori is quite well dressed - donning labels such as Fendi, Bonpoint, Lanvin, and Dolce & Gabbana - which is a lot more than we can possibly say for her mother down the line:

New reports state Kim Kardashia may pose nude in Playboy once again in order to truly show off her post-baby body. Our feelings on this possibility are also black and white: