Meet Scooter

The dumbest dog in the world; that or he’s the smartest, by playing the dumbest dog in the world routine… I cannot quite decide which.

{A disclaimer, he’s not my dog.}
A friend gave him to Chris, and Chris has never had a pet of his own, so the dumb dog routine has not altered one bit. I don’t know if that is the owners fault or the dogs, either way, they seem happy with their lives, so I don’t interfere.

Scooters favorite things to do are: bark at the birds that swoop thru the trees, and bark at the squirrels that run along the top of the fence, then go chew on one of his toys. If you should happen to toss one of his toys around the corners of the yard, he will happily fetch it and commence chewing on it for about a half hour, before he ever remembers that there was someone in the yard tossing the dumb thing.