Original (and reissue) vinyl - About five copies of the original YAX matrix coded U.K. Pressing; 2x USA; 2x German; 2x Portuguese ones, with the old brown and red EMI label; 2x French Green vinyl; 1x French Black vinyl; 1x Italian black vinyl; 1x Parlophone remaster (2009, was it?); 2x European green vinyl (Studio Collection boxset); 1x Black vinyl from individuals of same set. 1x bootleg picture disc from about 10 years ago. Oh, and one in the Complete Works boxset. PS. My favourite "sounding" ones are the German pressings, to me, they sound absolutely beautiful, and they've got the best designed labels, not following everyone else's faded ADATR labels with the track list on both sides, their's is like Races, with the track list only on one side, and just the crest on the other.

Most-bought Queen album - Greatest Hits 1, by a country mile. Everywhere I've ever been, I've tried to pick up a local copy of that album, on either/and/or vinyl, cassette, 8-track, CD, VHS & Betamax Video-tape, 12" Video-disc, CDV, and whatever else I've seen it on. Totals well over a 150 of them, probably nearer 200. I'd "guess" the rarest of them, is an Elektra "target" CD, or perhaps a test copy of the first UK CD pressing with a white backing to the normal black silkscreened writing, according to the bloke who worked at EMI Swindon, who pressed them, there's only about five of those in existence, but haven't really priced them all up in recent times.

What is left of your dream?Just the words on your stone.A man who learnt how to teach,But forgot how to learn.

Unfortunately, due to the EMP taking out anything with a micro-electric circuit, we won't have anything to play them on, except a vintage 1908 edition hand cranked Thomas Edison phonograph, complete with a small dog to sit next to the amplification cone, but still.

What is left of your dream?Just the words on your stone.A man who learnt how to teach,But forgot how to learn.