ok….if that guy is not PK (in this step and repeat pic), then OMG what the fuck is she doing allowing him to place his hand on her boob? and wow, she looks busted in this photo. like a forty-year-old drunk.

She’s in multiple photos with guys all over her in “overly friendly” poses, and was hugging all up on Chaz the entire evening. When she wasn’t doing that, she was flitting around having her photo taken 25 million times and apparently doing anything else BUT introduce her so-called boyfriend around. I truly feel bad for PK, but he’s chosen to settle for this, so he must be a glutton for punishment.

Also, I don’t think Julia has Photoshop installed, or if she does, she wields the tools with a very inexpert hand. It’s a pricey app and when she does post images that she’s edited herself, the results look more like MSPaint or some other low-grade image editor. The frickin’ fonts aren’t even antialiased.

I don’t want to pick on him, but I did want to see him. Why did they not pose together for a single nice photograph? She is demented. I don’t think any self-respecting man would put up with the vapid antics she displayed at the party. Hopefully, he’ll find someone who is actually nice, and soon.

The right guy for Julia will be able to take a little harmless ribbing. He is not off-limits, he chooses this. If it bothers him so much that they break up, he doesn’t really care about her anyway. She’ll put him to the test sooner or later, but maybe she wants to secure her living situation first or something? Whatever the case, it’s all fair game.

Is Sheesh really like 45 as rumored because she is by far the best looking.

Prom king is doughy and ugly and looks like a male Julia

They all look like they got drunk and fell into various knit sweaters and inexpensive pink cotton. Least preppy looks ever. And I went to a waspy private school full of preppy kids where everyones main goal was to look non-preppy,and still this is terrible.

ugh, the gawker post was so laaate, and their gallery captoins were laaaame. foster, is kendrick jordan’s husband or boyfriend? can you get it straight? ugh. and hardly anyone here on RBNS has hatred for jackles… and yeah, we don’t get paid to do this, but so fucking what? it’s late, i’m rambling. gawker=boring.

I’m sick of the Gawker party line that Julia’s schtick is so effective and PR savvy. Bullshit, she just has a knack for crashing events and getting into photographs. Where has it gotten her, really? She’s not known outside of a very small circle of people, she can’t hold a writing gig, and she can’t get a TV show. Seven pilot “shoots” in one year, and she can’t advance past the audition. Big deal.

This one… Dadsers and PK in the background.
“So you’re the nice young man who has been paying my tiny and cute daughter’s bills and upgrading her to business class. Thank you! Would you like to marry her? I’ll give you a good deal.”

I love how she mentioned having a photobooth at a wedding, and then ended up having one at her birthday party. I mean, I guess if you have no hope of ever actually getting married, might as well throw a wedding-like party for yourself. And even better than a wedding, she can have one every year for the rest of her life.

i was @ the party in NYC fri night… i honestly COULD NOT TELL who PK was… it wasnt at all obvious. hell, she was all over OTHER guys. i assumed that PK was not there. i didnt talk to this person and can’t really comment. kind of chubs, but not really ugly. probably will be grossly obese in 5 yrs or so, though

PK is cute…he has an innocent look about him. Hard to imagine why he or anyone else would want to get mixed up with the mess that is Julia Allison. I agree with the commenter who said, “Run for your life, PK!”

I went to the SF party tonight after the parade. Didn’t really see a whole lot, but definitely confirmed that Julia is loud and irritating. We asked the photographer there why she was there, and she said “To shoot Julia and Randi.” As if we ought to know them by first name, because they are SO famous hahaha. Anyway, she was grating, her dress was atrocious and reminded me of the type of material that is often used for cheap halloween costumes or dance team uniforms (sparkles, bright pink). She is not that ugly, but she definitely doesn’t look a day younger than her real age. The worst part about her is her voice, its loud and false. She calls everyone sweetie, which drives me nuts too. She also kept surveying the room as if she were looking for someone, but not finding them. There were too many men who all looked more or less the same to discern anything about PK, especially since I felt really, really awkward being there. Lastly, my boyfriend was adamant (“i would bet my testicles”) that the cupcakes being served there were from costco.

Thanks for reporting! I bet she calls everybody sweetie because she forgets their names. I wonder who is in charge of the SF party, because it seemed to be done on the cheap last year, too. Probably Julia, heh.

at least momsers and dadsers got the theme right. seriously, nobody else seems to know what preppy is supposed to look like. that “assholes on a yacht” party from a few years ago was more successful at promoting the theme and getting results.

All of those pictures of Momsers and Dadsers gave me a case of the sads. I know, I know, “Enablers! Boo HISSS!” but they look like genuinely nice people who are just trying to have for at their daughter’s birthday.

How many pictures do you think this bitch posed for? 700? 1000? You know how when you have a really good birthday or holiday you don’t take a lot of pictures because you are actually having a good time and you get maybe a few candid shots in but the rest of the time you are like, talking to your friends and getting drunk and generally forgetting to capture it all because you are busy living your life?

Nick puts his pics up fast. Look at the ones he had for the other event he did on Friday night- up right away. I believe Julia annoyed him to death not to post til she approved, bc she wanted to screen for PK. Trust.

This x a billion. I can’t imagine posing for this many photos like this. I’d be too busy running around greeting/thanking everyone who showed up, introducing people around so nobody felt out of place or like they didn’t have anyone to talk to, making sure people were having a good time and just having a good time MYSELF. All these excessive documentation indicates to me is that a) she doesn’t have many real friends b) she only cares about herself and c) this poorly-attended “bash” – consisting largely of friends of friends and people humoring themselves – was little more than an opportunity for her to get a free dress, attention through overly-posing like an idiot under the guise of being SO. HAPPY!!!, and stage another sad fauxtoshoot. It’s actually really depressing.

Guttercuntcakes, I don’t think it’s the same guy. If you look carefully at the second posted pic up above, PK’s polo has a Lacoste logo and his eyes are brown. The guy in the visor in your link is wearing a RL polo, has blue eyes, and longer curlier lighter hair.

Oh dear. If that’s actually PK, I’m going to have the sads in a huge way. He just looks sweet and young. ;( He’s not an Euan or a Brant, but he definitely doesn’t deserve to have his face covered with a smiley. Thinking about the dates he put together for Julia just breaks my heart. Sure, I shouldn’t judge people by their facial features, but he looks nice and friendly, and he’s being taken advantage of by a wonkfaced whore who looks like his mom.

I always thought the smiley over his face was because he’d rather not have his face on the internet, not because Julia thought he was unattractive. Even Jordan covers his face, so I have to believe he’s asked them to please keep his face off the internet, maybe for work, maybe for just having normal privacy boundaries. So this post feels very ick to me.

Hmm.. I don’t know. Julia talks about him as though she doesn’t find him very attractive. She refers to other men in her circle as “hot”, “cute” and “gorgeous”, yet PK is the “nice young man” with a “good heart and values”. She only praises his generosity, leading me to believe that there’s not much sexual attraction. Usually people who just moved in together are much more enthusiastic.

Jordan could be covering the pics because Julia asked her to.

Julia is not the most discreet person out there; and if PK wanted privacy, perhaps going on huge extravagant dates dressed in costumes is not the way to go about it. Especially since she tweets their every location.

I may be wrong, NYer, but I don’t think his visage will become a subject of ridicule here.

You know she really thinks that she settled. Poor lamb. If she had a better personality and toned down the GD pelts, spackle, and overall pre-teen aesthetic, she might be able to land a hotter dude. (Not that PK is unattractive, IMO. But he’s just a regular guy, not a whiplash-inducer.)

This Cynical City, where are you getting this information? Do you know Prom King? Has he issued a statement?

I’m not trying to start an argument, but that’s just a giant assumption from someone who doesn’t know him, and it makes me feel uncomfortable to be outing this guy in this manner, and people ARE talking about his looks here. We don’t know what this guy thinks he’s signed on for, and it seems to me the kind and not-stalkery thing to do here is to give him his privacy.

NY, are you saying PK is slow? Pretty sure he is aware what he signed up for, he plays along well with all the showy dates. He can handle his situation. What he does not need is to be emasculated more than he already is with condescending comments from his blogger gf.

Those dresses and the 999,999,999 same-face photos have pushed me over the edge. I can’t even bear to see what the 2nd night dress looked like. I just can’t watch this demented trainwreck any more. Don’t mean to do a flounce post, I’ll maybe look back once a month or so, but just wanted to get that off my chest. I just can’t stand this dumb twat. She’s recruiting more and more assholes to the dark side of posing, and it’s making me ill. Cannot look at her cunty face another second. I’d rather dust my ceramic cats.

I agree with you. It is impossibel to look at these people and not reel at how delusional they all are. What about that NS red carpet backdrop? I only see sad “adults” playing dress up. And it’s not just JA. It’s everyone of these media vampires sucking the last drop of blood (attention) from anyone with a camera or blog. They will never see themselves this way though. All we can do is sit with our noses against the glass and laugh at all of them in their terrarium of shame. But even that’s getting old.

The photos of Blakeley are the grossest IMO. He’s making weak ironic faces in all of them, like “OMG can you guys BELIEVE I’m here, this is so lame, wait, take more photos of me looking so much cooler than everyone else. More photos.”

Maybe it’s because I live on the other coast. Maybe it’s because I’m dreadfully not hip enough. Or maybe it’s because I don’t give a fuck about any of these people, save the Donkey Inner Circle, but who the hell is this guy? If he’s one of these Gawker DBs then, yeah, I get where the unctuous look comes from. What a total toolshed this place was. They are all worthless. Hey Gawker boy hows your tax return looking? Not so smug now, huh? FAIL.

Last night, when we selected this guy as PK, I don’t think any of us were sure we were right. He was just the closest match we could find to the photo in PK’s apartment. But the fact that the photographer took the photos of him down already (within 4 hours of them going up online) tells me that we are probably dead on. Which makes Julia a giant moron. If she’d just left them up, we wouldn’t have been sure …

I had a blast the last two nights goofing around in the chat room, but in the sober light of day, I am completely repulsed by Julia Allison. She is utterly vile, and her little online reality show has JUMPED.THE.SHARK.

It’s none of my business, of course, but it is my fervent desire for this place to go dark, and let the NS coverage be folded into GOMI. No way does this soulless facsimile of a human being deserve this much attention. And Prom King, you’re a fucking moron.

Remember confusion at NYE about Lasagna being on the Chicago trip but she wasn’t seen in any party faux-tos? We speculated then about whether she was helping Donkey move back home, but maybe she absorbing news, making decisions &/or heaving instead.

I feel for Megan L. She looks like … me, or rather my when-I-lose-5-to-ten weight, to be honest. And last summer, she was fuckin smoking in that bikini.

Is this the moral of blueprint cleanse? I will admit I was dumb enough to order it once (only to find that if you want to fart juice – srsly – you can do it cheaper at liquiteria) and realized what an idiot I was afterward. Seeing them though is like anti-vertising. Note. to. self.

AND – this is kind of a bodysnark post, which I feel bad about. So for the record, Megan L, I will be happy when I lose 5-to-ten and look like you in these pics. Even happier when I get to your on-the-hamptons-beach-bikini-bod, you hear me? But everyone, eat healthy but lay off the poop juice.

protracted, agreed. i really don’t mean to body-snark, and megan is FAR from deserving that. i have had 3 kids, believe me, i would be thrilled to have her current bod. i just thought she kind of looked prego…i’m sort of an expert on that look, lol. megan, if you read here, sorry for snarking…you look far better than i do.

JA doesn’t feel she’s just entitled to cute. She wants hot, stunning, gorgeous, edgy (hipster if you will), and most importantly to have something other than money that will inspire jealousy. She wants the Jordache pedigree with the attractive hipster HUSBAND (not bf), she wants the Sheesh clout and pedigree with the attractive ex-model HUSBAND (not bf). PK’s face ain’t gonna do it, and his spending money on her isn’t anything particularly special either, given the gauche theme-dating way it’s done. It all looks very amateur and Julia isn’t really aware of THAT face, but the looks issue is blinding her to everything else.

I think he’s cute, too. I’d definitely give him a second glance. Which invites the question: why is an attractive young man of means bending over backward to beguile Donks? A Donks who has more or less issued a press release saying that they struggle to communicate and that her heart has not yet been won after thousands upon thousands’ worth of wining and dining?

I think he’s cute. But he’s a normal looking ex-frat dude. Not who I would expect OMG JULIA ALLISON to leech off for the rest of her life. Also? She looks like she is more excited to be next to Kendrick.

Oops just noticed someproblems posted most of these. He’s cute, not a stunner, just cute. Julia clearly thinks he’s not good enough for a public reveal, which is sad and untrue. One of a few things could happen. Since he’s already been outted and she can’t truly get rid of these pics even if NMG removes them from his site (they’ll probably just come up here) she’ll introduce him on the blog as in asmall10kgift’s scenario below. That or she’ll just work on scrubbing out the pictures and refuse to acknowledge that everyone is aware who he is (and that there’s no reason to hide him) and continue pegging him with lame paint smiley faces. Whatever. She’s pathetic, this wasn’t/isn’t that big of a deal, and frankly he’s better than her. As has been said many times here already he deserves waaaaaaaay better than what he’s ultimately getting.

That’s because he is a guy who wants to go to the movies and grab a beer and watch SportsCenter afterwards. He does not want to spend memorable evenings at the Four Seasons with you just so he can finally stick the tip in and mop up your elephant tears afterwards.

Honestly, I think he’s totally dorkadorable. Like, the cute, dorky guy, who is sweet enough to treat you better than the egomaniac narcissists any ambitious woman worth her salt wants to hook up with. Now that I’ve seen his face, I actually think it’s kind of endearing that he wanted to work so hard to win his Julia

And I hope they manage to settle down and spend many long, happy years together. So she can stop playing at being a sophomore in college all over the internet (partying, trying out new personas every month, photoshoots, anyone?) and finally grow up.

anyone wanna bet how long it’s going to take for a “okay HERE HE IS!” post from her, stating that he’s now okay with being on her site and no longer needs a smiley face head? but she’ll probably still call him PK.

I think he’s cute too, but looks veeeerrryyy young. Probably a little impressed by her “celebrity.” She was on the cover of Wired, ya’ll, you know? I can see a young, nice guy being taken by that.

This is why he’s indulging her the way he is. Either he will get over it when he realizes there’s not going to be a return on his investment (and I don’t mean with sex, but with her actually caring/doing as much for him as he does for her) or she’ll start to see that having a nice guy who cares for you is worth way more than a lot of people know and she’ll start acting accordingly.

There’s a lot to say for nice guys who know who they are. I married one and I can’t tell you how comforting it is to be with someone who has zero question about who he is or where he belongs, whether he’s in a room full of people, or all by himself. Especially comforting, I would imagine, if you are someone like Julia who, despite what she puts out there, doesn’t really feel like she belongs or fits in anywhere.

um WHAT? hahahah i don’t understand. making simple yellow cupcakes, and alternating pink frosting, then white frosting, is NOT HARD. i am not exaggerating: those are the ugliest cupcakes i have ever seen. cakewrecks anyone?

So the two parties, which combined certainly cost twice as much (if not more) than the fundraising goal only raised 33% despite all the monied friends RZ has (and herself), Julia’s parents, Meghan A., and Prom King in the building? Wow, just, wow.

Also, the fact that PK exists and she begrudgingly took a few extremely posed photos with him AFTER not only revealing she didn’t love him (but is his gf? Oh, OK) and while jumping on everything with a peen in an overly affectionate manner in her fauxtos, presumably in front of him…. GROSS.

that is disgusting. i could raise more just having a party of my friends, family and inlaws. and we are absolutely not “monied” like those pricks and their parents. my levels of rage are building and building based on this bicoastal clusterfuck.

i think he has a nice face. he looks normal. i would say cute, but not for me. but his body seems disproportionate to his head! is it the way he dresses?? don’t mean to body snark, i just expected his face to be chubby. i guess he just has a really wide frame.

surprised britt and allie aren’t anywhere either

well curiousity of PK’s face is satisfied, don’t care to know his name. JA must’ve known he would be outed somehow this wknd.

Yeah, that’s her hand on Kendrick and you think we’d see the other one around PKs waist given his height, but I guess it’s.. somewhere behind his back, or just laying slack because she doesn’t give a rat’s anyway.

What’s the deal with some people here saying PK is “ugly”? He looks like a normal, everyday Joe. Typical former fratboy you’d see drinking a few lagers at the local sportsbar. Probably has a real laidback, fun and easygoing personality. Shoot, I’d do him. Especially if he’s rich.
What’s the problem here?
If JA actually thinks she can rate any better than someone like him, she really must be as batshit crazy delusional as people claim she is.

She is also one of the most busted-looking 29-year-old woman I’ve ever seen. For someone who claims to not drink or do drugs, that’s pretty pitiful; at least have a party animal degree a’la Lindsey Lohan if you’re going to look like 29 going on 45.

I wasn’t taking a swipe at you, I think we’re mostly on the same page here. (& *YES*, Julia deserves every body-snark thrown her way, IMNSHO).

I piggy-backed your comment because “what’s the deal?” struck a chord w/ me ~ I’ve been wondering as I’ve read along: Why does his appearance come into play here, why is that a dating barometer, as if he may or may not be in his league? Julia is in a league all her own, reserved specifically for assholes.

Lot’s of insinuation that Julia should ‘snag’ this guy while she can ~ let’s hope it’s not up for her to decide. He has a mind of his own, here’s hoping he’s using it to see how she (& her grifter friends; Hi Jordan!) are POS’ that will singularly or collectively walk all over him.

y’know…. i’m actually ok with the fact that she said she didn’t feel “in love” with him. it was honest. and open. and much more real than “hey! look at me! i’m on yet another extravagant overdone date!”

it sometimes happens. we find ourselves in relationships, datingships, whatever, with people we don’t love, even though if our brains and hormones and hearts only worked logically, we would. and being able to admit that, particularly in the face of being majorly spoiled by a guy, is … actually something i think is good.

i can hate on crazy show-offy behavior, or total-denial-of-reality behavior, or i-just-want-an-internet-business-so-i-can-get-free-shit-and-go-to-parties behavior. i totally agree with that poster the other day who said the attraction of julia is that she’s the expression of personality defects we all have (selfishness, procrastination, laziness, ingratitude, naked ambition, etc) and i tune in every day, in part, to find out — how far did she fall? how much can any one person get away with all that?

but the being honest about not being in love thing?

i think that if i’m going to hate on hypocrisy, i should at least give a shout out to honesty when it does come through.

I personally think the “not in love with him” would be more acceptable if the fact that she’s using him – for money, for indulging in her theme dates, for squatting at his apartment – wasn’t so obvious. Then there’s the whole thing about her spilling that so openly on a public weblog when it couldn’t have been more than a month ago that she was stating she wanted to keep that part of her life private for the most part. I’m not impressed by her saying as much because she seems to do that to a lot of her boyfriends. I think she’s agreed to engagements and living situations with guys she apparently wasn’t in love with after having dated them for years. The “love of her life” who did all the same thing PK did and actually did love her, she left because she wanted to “stand on her own two feet”. Years later when it becomes apparent she isn’t equipped to do so, she’s using another guy who she probably cares LESS for than the first – and it has nothing to do with having stuff on the horizon preventing her from settling down, it’s the exact opposite. Don’t even get me started on her advocating of scary-as-hell L. Gottlieb’s “Marry Him” settling advice book, which she apparently read before deciding to go the boyfriend route with PK. Blech.

Ditto. I appreciate her honesty, even if it was a dickish move to do it publicly on her goddamned “business” blog. What I don’t appreciate is her obvious golddigging manner of continuing to use him and pretend like she’s in love with him anyway.

I gotcha FG. I feel bad for him to a certain degree, because I think he’s dense… but I’m not exactly, fully on the “poor PK” bandwagon. He has to know what’s going on if he’s hemorrhaging money for her stunt dates and getting little in return. If there’s an arrangement of sorts it wouldn’t surprise me, but what and/or where is his ROI? It may be more than a personality thing because his sticking with her after her open dismissals/yawning at his attempts to impress and otherwise jumping on dudes and being all “yoo-hoo! I’m still available” (re: not in love post) is uh… odd to me, to say the least. I can’t feel sorry for him because many of the things she does would be huuuuge red flags and he seems willing to ignore them. So c’est la vie, I say… now I want a Wedding Cray, damnit!

I posted a comment on Jordan’s blog asking why Meghan hadn’t posted in days, and if she was getting ready to leave NS. A perfectly reasonable question, right?

So these are the comments that are approved in the last few posts:

– one from a loyal reader/syncophant
– one commenting on the nice white teeth in randi and julia’s picture
– two telling jordan that she’s “too tiny and cute to wear such atrocities” (i.e., le pink headbow) and that she “deserves better”.

Now if three quarters of the comments are passive aggressive, Jordan can’t really help it if they sound that way on her page, can she? Nevertheless, I couldn’t help but wonder (ahem) if there is no story to Meghan’s page blackout, why wouldn’t she just reply?

I think that one could learn a lot by seeing which of one’s comments Jordan chooses not to publish, ahem.

I do not feel sorry for Jordan as she is being willfully idiotic. Why she is continuing to suck up to this shitshow just blows my mind.

I don’t think she stands a rat’s ass chance at blogging off the NS platform/tumblr because girl is snoozeville.

Meghan goes dark all the time. maybe she is working on her indian skin care line or trying to get her SAG card via Buzz’d commercials. She’s also such a bore…

I think there is no conspiracy in the works. I just think the meg-o-lantern and j-dorbs don’t need jobs and are just riding this train for all the Virgin America flights and shill opportunities that come their way. Free Talbots! yay!

Why would Meghan abandon Nonsociety, when her father is/was one of the main investors? That would be kinda rude, don’t you think? If anything, she’d just bring in a contributor to cover tech but still keep her hand in it behind the scenes.

Meh. He looks like a taller Mark Zuckerberg. You just know Donkey thinks she’s better than this guy, and deserves someone like Kendrick. Bottom line: she’s ashamed of him, and that’s why she hides his face. Donkey cunt.

Instead, I shall dedicate my day to PACKING! The countdown to the big move is on…and keeps getting closer. Funny how that works.

Am “auditioning” moving companies this week. Had a horrible time with the last move (smashed wedding China, bumped up armoire, trashed chandelier…for starters…I don’t suggest using Flat Rate Movers in this lifetime), so I am being extra picky.

I’m only halfway through the comments and the pictures, but this one will be the Baugher family christmas card this year. Sadly, this is the only picture where Jackles actually looks happy. Which is just plain weird for a 43 year old woman.

Mr. B: There did seem to suddenly be a lot more of them around during the Reagan administration.

Mrs. B: Well, let’s open it up and pick out our yuppie outfits.

Mr. B: Aw, look… There are some Polaroids in here from Julia’s third birthday! Look how happy she was back when she was an only child. It was such a relief when she stopped trying to drown Britt.

Mrs. B: You know what’s really strange? She emailed me a picture of the Betty Johnstone dress she picked out for THIS birthday. It’s… gosh… it’s exactly like the one she’s wearing in these. I mean, exactly.

Mr. B: Well, surely there’ll be more substantial fare at this party than just cupcakes like the ones in these old snapshots! A lot has changed in twenty-six years, honey.

Like a kid who has been told “You’re dumb” and her comeback is “No you are! Nahnahnah!”.
I bet Julia snaps the laptop shut after posting one of these bon mots and yells out “Zing!” then does a little happy dance. Because she really showed ’em.

@That70sDude: Ha, this. I actually think her forays into the art world are genius, because anything that’s subversive and pisses people off and that basically smells like performance art probably is. And performance art tied directly to capitalism pisses off everyone who allows themselves to be pissed off by any of this: art people, JA haters, all of ’em. So great.

He pursues this art angle like he as some kind of fresh perspective, even though he embarrassed himself here, and respectfully had his ass handed to him here:

Foster seems fairly earnest and can be funny when he’s not trying too hard to be zany or snarky. But he’s not smart. He’s not even Not as Smart as He Thinks He Is. He needs to stop making grand “intellectual” pronouncements…he sounds like a college sophomore who just discovered Foucault.

That he is not smart and really believes he is makes him really loathsome to me. And his youthful enthusiasm and elbowing his way into conversations he has no business being a part of just makes it painful. He’s desperate and reaching and embarrassing and really believes his opinion counts for something. It doesn’t!

He looks like a nice enough guy, but methinks Julia wants women to be jealous of her hot bf/hubby and this dude is not really it. Plus the hairless arms on this dude are freaking me out. Maybe he shaves?
Julia will keep him around because she will have read some dumb advice about how it’s always better if the guy is more in love with you than you are with him. I see her cheating on him and him wising up to the cray-cray that lurks behind the Widdle Girl facade.

I’m with you, crazily expensive dog bed. She seems like a great sport. Her indulgence of Julia’s whims reminds me of the magnanimity and patience it takes for me to play Candyland with my 4-year-old niece until she tires of the game (HOURS that feel like DAYS.)

i could be completely off base. it’s something that hit me suddenly while looking at the pictures tonight, through granted, i’m on the ass end of an acid trip. something about her teeth and eyes absolutely left me terrified.

What a homely crew Julia associates with, jeez. For someone who places so much emphasis on looks and picks her friends with them in mind, only Kate, Katrina & hubs, and, honestly, Prom King have anything along the lines of natural good looks. Kendrick and Jordan’s cokefaces don’t do it for me, and Asha ruins herself.

I’m super late to the party — but jesus, did she just get coked up before taking to the Gawker section? I can’t explain why else she would care so much / waste that much time and energy replying to all the comments.

Oh, it’s her; she comments on every post they put up about her (just like a big-time celeb, right??) She’s wearing a red/white striped Where’s Waldo shirt. Don’t know why her icon isn’t showing for you, but it’s there. 😉

w/e I think he’s cute and undeserving of Julia. I know a million girls who would be better for him and wouldn’t treat him like crap, so something must be wrong with him if he’s sticking w/ Julia and her crazy friends/family.

Yeah, I have to agree. Not my type, but I don’t sense anything particularly offensive or douchey about him. I see a young guy who is just trying waaaay too hard to please an “older” high maintenance woman. I seriously hope he doesn’t come out of this relationship too damaged.

For all of you sweet, well-intentioned cat ladies who are bending over backwards to give PK the benefit of the doubt, and commenting on how “sweet” and “nice” he looks, let me just say this:

HE THINKS THE DONKEY IS ADORABLE! HE LIKES HER TO WEAR THESE GODAWFUL BETSEY JOHNSON ABOMINATIONS! HE INDULGES HER EVERY VAIN, EMPTY, SELFISH WHIM! HE SPENT A KING’S RANSOM TO GET AT JULIA’S BOOBIES, AND APPARENTLY DOESN’T GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT CANCEROUS ONES! HE IS THE ENEMY, PEOPLE, GOOD GOD, GET A FUCKING GRIP!!!!!

But a lot of boys his age are idiots, aren’t they? And I mean it when I say “boys.” For all we know, this is his first “grown up” relationship and he probably thinks this kind of high maintenance shit is normal.

Also, I really doubt that he had anything to do with the picking out of the Betsey Johnson dresses. I feel like Donkey was responsible for picking them out and that they were really *generously gifted* from the company.

As for donating to the Susan G. Komen Foundation, I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up paying for the difference between the $2000 goal or whatever it is and what they actually raised from the parties.

I don’t know if PK is like that… but from my experience, plain, nice boys from affluent families tend to be incredibly vulnerable and naive when it comes to predatory skanks. They feel flattered by the compliments and attention, and they love how well their gifts are received; they feel adored and appreciated. Having an older, experienced, high maintenance woman pay attention to them makes them feel validated. Since many of them don’t have lots of experience, they sincerely believe that buying tons of pink things and taking women out to Four Seasons is the epitome of romance.

Listen, I talked to KJ this morning, and he is pretty pissed that we were talking about him behind his back. He was all, girl, Skype works in North Korea yo, and I was all, dude, I thought you were locked in your oxygen chamber at that hour so chill!

Oh, and he totes got invited to the Bi-Coastal Bash SF leg, but he said there was NO WAY he was coming because he didn’t have a pink and white uniform to wear and he didn’t want to stand out.

Julia didn’t even make the effort to introduce her new “business partner” to Randi and Zeesh won’t be making detective anytime soon (and clearly doesn’t read Julia’s blog) because while she noticed that there was another woman dressed just like Julia, it didn’t occur to her that it might be the woman Julia was having a joint party with. (“Brant was also confused!”)

Also, she wasn’t invited on the San Fran leg, but everyone (and I do mean everyone) else was. Um, er, ouch?

AND, Jordan keeps making digs of the “I didn’t understand the theme!” variety which scream Mary-in-waiting.

Finally, I know Crystal was at the party but she’s never pictured on the blerg or named as part of NS – I don’t think she’s Fake CEO anymore… Sad.com

Is katrina a complete dolt? has she never red Julia’s blog? how could she NOT know that was Randi and also NOT know this was also randi’s birthday? Does she do any research on who she does business wth? lol. Either she’s a dolt or being completely passive aggressive here. Sounds like both.

Methinks that Miss Sheesh is making a stealthily bitchy dig at Julia and Randi. As in, it never even occurred to me or my husband that anyone would be so lame as to insist on matching dresses, so I assumed two silly girls showed up in the same thing.

Also, in nearly every single photo, Jordan looks like a normal person trying valiantly to fight her way out of a fluffy pink nightmare.

Jordan, honestly, if you’re reading this: Please, please leave NS. I assure you that you’ll have more success, peace of mind and creative freedom away from Julia. She is a BAD person and a RUDE donkey.

Yeah kinda hard to tell. even in these photos from the party he looks like a slightly diff person in each. eyebrows and nose seem similar tho. i also think he’d of course know AM since he also went to GT so maybe not so coincidental. Find it strange he is a fan of A on fbook tho, out of 5 things to be a fan of? lol

Meghan’s recap of last night sounds like a 2nd grade composition. Just throw in the towel already!

“A Bicoastal Birthday Bash to Remember!

NonSociety had a weekend filled with pink and white clad crowds on both coasts all celebrating Julia and Randi Zuckerberg’s birthday. Friday night’s party at The Gates had a caricature artist, a photobooth, and the city’s most notable mini cupcakes. Saturday night’s party in San Francisco was 80’s prep, complete with a two-foot cake the shape of a handbag. It was an absolute joy to dance until dawn with my favorite ladies, Julia and Randi.”

A couple of things:
Why did Randi wear a Julia Allsion costume to the NYC bash? All that was missing was the makeup mask. It really makes me sad that she wore exactly what JA wore. Doesn’t she have any style sense of her own? Or enough chutzpah to say, “no way am I dressing like twins Jules.”
Also: Why wasn’t JA born on Feb. 29th? That way, her b-day wouldn’t happen every year!!

There has to be a word for the act of moving my finger up my iphone’s screen 35678 times to scroll through the comments I’ve already read to get to the ones I haven’t. This is the only blog for which I would do such a thing, and I do it a LOT.

I missed this shit show so I am just seeing PK now. Julia looks old enough to be this guy’s mom. Or this guy looks young enough to be her son. Maybe without the pancake makeup and fillers they would be more of a match.