While Sweden seeks to extradite Assange from the United Kingdom to investigate two allegations of rape, a journalist asked him whether he is promiscuous. Mr. Assange’s reply according to the Times: “I am not promiscuous. I just really like women.” Apparently Mr. Assange possesses the authority to redefine language, including the meaning of “promiscuous.”

On top of all that, Mr. Assange has an axe to grind with Sweden. Mr. Assange, who has published hundreds of thousands of top secret documents concerning many governments, has security concerns. He is angry, even outraged. Mr. Assange is livid because he says that someone in the Swedish government has leaked important information. What is wrong with leaking now? Well . . . this leak is about Julian Assange. He merely wishes to dictate morality on this planet.

Perhaps someone should nominate him for Morality Czar and make it official.