Mommy's Broken

Last night Ryan decided that I was broken. Yes, you heard me correctly. He said I was broken. We were laying on his bed reading books and snuggin’. For some reason way back when we would refer to snuggling as snuggin and now it’s stuck. Both boys refer to it this way – snuggin’ or snug. But I digress (again).

The conversation went like this:

Ryan: “Oh no momma! You broken.”
Mommy: “What?! What do you mean I’m broken??”
Ryan: “See momma. You have a hole in your belly button. Someone broke you. Who broke you?”
Mommy: “Oh! Yes, I do have a hole in my belly button. But that doesn’t mean I’m broken Ryan.”(side note…. I used to have a belly button ring, but now it’s just the hole with no ring.)
Ryan: “Yes momma. Yes, it does mean you broken. What if your food falls out when it goes to your tummy? Oh no!”
Mommy: “Don’t worry Ryan. My food will not fall of my hole in my belly button. I promise.”
Ryan: “But momma. It will. Yes, it will. Oh no!”
Mommy: “Ryan. Do you know how much I love you? You are so funny and so awesome too!”
Ryan: “Yes momma I do. You awesome too.”

The conversations that come up on a daily basis crack me up. Seriously. Who would have ever thought this is what we would be discussing last night as we read books in bed and snugged?! What are some of the funny things your kids said recently?