A former Buffalo Bills employee has been indicted in state court for stealing from the team. Shockingly, this person is not former quarterback J.P. Losman. Buffalo fans were stunned to learn that their team was pressing theft charges against someone other than the 2004 first-round bust out of Tulane.

Former administrative assistant Bonnie Krauss, and not the new quarterback for the UFL’s Las Vegas franchise, plead not guilty to charges she embezzled $70,382 while employed by the Bills.

Krauss, who, unlike Losman,was not among a class of draftees that included Ben Roethisberger, Phillip Rivers and Eli Manning, has been accused of unlawfully falsifying team documents for her personal gain but not of accepting millions of dollars to suck ass, get hurt and throw interceptions.

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"Former employee not named JP Losman charged with stealing thousands from Buffalo Bills"

07.15.09 at 10:23 am

StuScottBooyahs

Wait, so Bonnie Krauss didn’t play four games for the Bills last year, throwing for 584 yards, two touchdowns and five interceptions?

07.15.09 at 10:28 am

Upstate Underdog

@SSB, no she didn’t but she could have.

/drinks to forget the fact I’m a Bills fan

07.15.09 at 10:36 am

claude balls

@UU:

At least you have T.O. to bring the locker room together.

07.15.09 at 10:40 am

North America's Team

So that’s why we haven’t made the playoffs in a decade

07.15.09 at 10:41 am

Kid Presentable

Bonnie likes her chicken spicy.

IT WAS THE KUNG PAO!

07.15.09 at 10:57 am

LaFavre's Next Retirement

This never would have happened in Toronto.

07.15.09 at 11:00 am

StuScottBooyahs

That $70 grand would’ve landed them Jay Cutler!

07.15.09 at 11:13 am

Mr. Pilkington

So Krauss isn’t the former Bills player who had a career QB rating 0.5 less than Eli Manning’s?

07.15.09 at 11:34 am

crackstaff

Will they also sentence her to play in the UFL?

07.15.09 at 11:37 am

Ryno

heh – I remember that time Losman completed a pass.

07.15.09 at 11:37 am

Ted

The article said she stole the money and moved to California.

Isn’t stealing 70K to move out of Buffalo king of like stealing bread to feed your family?

07.15.09 at 11:46 am

Rocco

@Ted: Low blow man. That’s not cool.

The Toronto Bills tag is my favorite though. Seeing that there’s no tailgaiting allowed in Toronto though, that will kinda suck.

07.15.09 at 11:48 am

The Dreadnought

Depends if it’s french bread or not.

07.15.09 at 11:57 am

Ted

I’m sorry, Rocco. Everyone knows you get a free ticket out of Buffalo by displaying your high school diploma. A GED will get you to Rochester.

07.15.09 at 1:02 pm

jackin'4beats

So are you implying that JP Losman stole money from the Toronto Buffalo Bills? Where are the charges man? How come he hasn’t been arrested yet huh??? Answer me that blogger man…

Oh and stealing money so you can flee Buffalo should be enough to get her the judge’s sympathy in court.

07.15.09 at 1:43 pm

Boatdrinks

I just remember listening to the radio broadcast of Buffalo games and the color commenter was always so bereft after a Losman play. I think stealing candy from babies would have affected him less.

07.15.09 at 1:56 pm

Reggie Bush's Pimp

JP Losman – major douchebag from way back in Tulane.

But not a thief…officially…

07.15.09 at 2:47 pm

Rocco

@Ted: Maybe, but have you ever been here? It’s beautiful!

07.15.09 at 3:30 pm

Former WNYer

@Mr Pilkington

42 Games Played

33 TD/34 INT/34 Fumbles
68 Total Turnovers
103 Times Sacked

Or:
.785 TD Per Game
.809 INT Per Game
.809 Fumbles Per Game
1.61 Total Turnovers Per Game
2.45 Sacks Per Game

Yea‚ it’s a crime that he didn’t get snatched up by some other NFL franchise.

07.15.09 at 3:50 pm

Gino Tourettsa

Seventy-grand will buy a lot of steamed hams!

07.15.09 at 3:52 pm

Drave

JP should consider growing a neckbeard so he’d look more like Orton than Cutler.

07.15.09 at 3:59 pm

Ted

It is beautiful. Watching the annual migration of jobs, hopes, and dreams is very scenic.

07.15.09 at 5:52 pm

Arm Strongcock

What do you expect? He’s a meximelt.

J.P. stands for Juan Pablo – named after the inventor of Chiclets.

Wait until Dirty Sanchez gets a start with the Jew York Jets – he is full “south of the border” blooded.

/Texaned

07.16.09 at 6:46 pm

Tom

Ted- you’re kind of a loser, and no one likes you… annual migration? Like my hopes and dreams leave for the winter, but always come back in the spring to spawn? Take your associates degree, and not-so-clever insults, and try somewhere else.

07.16.09 at 11:05 pm

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

When you stop and think about it Losman has won the same as another 1st round QB from his draft class. Losman and Marmalard = can’t win jack shit! “You better call somebody!”