MarkDaSpark

If you take what another addict created and make it look nice and post the image ......

.... You might be a wine.woot addict

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Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

mwfielder

If you suddenly realized during a woot off that you weren't getting your EWN texts because you switched carriers (got an iPhone) and had to leave a patient room (feigning getting paged) to check the site...

crabbyman22

...if you have pending deliveries to three different addresses(my Mom,my work,and my wine drinking buddy who has his own business)and they probably all think I have a problem.(my wine drinking buddy knows I have a problem,he helped start it and I made his worse)What,no deliveries to my house?Well,I have a regular woot and sellout.woot pending here.Guess I have woot problem.

MarkDaSpark

ddeuddeg wrote:Sheesh! How do you remember stuff in that much detail?
EDIT: Oh yeah, so could I when I was that young.

You might be a wine.woot addict when ...

... you remember details from a Wine.Woot event months or even a year ago better than you remember yesterday.

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Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

MarkDaSpark

Krugsters wrote:If you know exactly how many times Sparky has been ratted and are a wee bit jealous and planning some sort of revenge on a boat...

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

Speaking of which...

If you plan a summer wine tasting sailing for 40 wine wooters while on bed rest during a high risk pregnancy with twins and then continue planning with two newborns in the house.

...you might be a wine.woot addict.

Hey!

If you've flown cross-country 3 times to go to Eastern Wine.Woot gatherings, once to Chicago and Denver for Wine.Woot gatherings, and are still planning on flying cross-country again to get on a boat where other wooters may try to make you walk the plank .....

.... you might be a wine.woot addict.

If when looking at your Cellar Tracker, and you notice that your Wine.Woot purchases are almost double the next Store (and number 1 on the list) ......

..... you might be a wine.woot addict (and both are good reasons WHY you might be a multiple labrat!).

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Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

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