Top 10 surprises in U.S. Census, Letterman style

Dave Letterman put out his Top 10 list last night. This time it dealt with the Top 10 surprises of the U.S. Census.

They are:

10) Census Bureau lost count halfway through and had to start over.
9) Population has grown 9.7%; population’s waist size has grown by 42%.
8) North Dakota is used mainly for storage.
7)“The profile of the average American is a Minnesota claims adjuster named Duane.
6) Wealthiest neighborhood is wherever Tiger Woods’ ex-wife is staying that day.
5) More Americans get their news from RKO newsreels than from any other source.
4) Only one American wore a meat dress last year.
3) Osama bin Laden owns a specialty cheese shop in Park Slope, Brooklyn.
2) 87% of professional athletes have dated Kim Kardashian.
1) Most common name for women: Mrs. Larry King.