There will always be a custom t-shirt and glassware for all participants.

The party cannot start without a port wine cheese ball.

We also decided that there should have been an official Superlative Awards ceremony. Okay, just Ashlee and I decided this, but we agreed so strongly on it, that I didn't want this trip to pass by without some official recognition taking place.

First up: Elizabeth, who we deem Most Likely To:

Appear in Town & Country magazine while sipping a rosé champagne in a fashion-forward bikini.

Sneak photos of you while you're sleeping (because you're so cute).

Bring a muddler to your child's next birthday party.

Vivian, who we deem Most Likely To:

Champion a class action law suit against any member of God's kingdom bearing eight legs and beady eyes.

Run a No Excuses Boot Camp that only meets on mornings after you've stayed up too late with your girlfriends, drinking lots of grape salad.

Discover and make a mint off of the exotic health benefits of port wine cheese.

Megan, who we deem Most Likely To:

Make everyone take four silly and six serious versions of every possible photo op.

Find time to scale a mountain in the Alps, show up for a girls' weekend, and complete a 4-class series on preparing ceviche all while managing an International move with small children.

Have a dish named after her at every restaurant she visits.

Anne, who we deem Most Likely To:

Win every wine tasting event by default, rather than actually winning. If you can't beat 'em, wear 'em down with endless tie-breakers, she says.

Successfully convince a vegan that they must have an In-N-Out Burger. Now.

Start up a tour company aimed at the gently aging former sorority girl demographic.

And Miss Ashlee, who we deem Most Likely To:

Gleefully jump in the lake to save a $30 hat while wearing $300 sunglasses.

Provide the most appropriate, practical and proper advice for absolutely any personal dilemma.

Be featured on her own Food Network show titled, "Above Board Cheese Boards and Sangria Dreams."