Principles of the Safety Cushion

I might occasionally make reference to the Safety Cushion. This is a normal cushion on my sofa which I have been known to hug, and even to hide my face behind, during moments of gruesomeness, or when characters that I particularly love are in peril. It is an essential accessory for the home viewing experience. And needs to be particularly close at hand during episodes of Dr Who (particularly when Cybermen are involved).

One day I will come up with a stand-in for the Safety Cushion which can be taken to the cinema without making me look really stupid.