Any kind of person generally retarded, with a large forehead and having a twin, most often of Romanian descent and able to believe that Russia annexed their motherland. More often than not they have no friends, except for their twin.

"Hey do you see Andrea over there hanging with her sister?"
"Yeah"
"They are such horts"

Hort is the state of being hot and bothered. To be or feel hort usually occurs during summer, however might be apparent after excessive exposure to heat (through activity, a heat source, or other means of heat production), combined with a feeling of agitation. Coined by W J Welburn, Adelaide, South Australia.