So I am very intrigued by Jamie Benn in still pictures but I might want to venture into the video realm...would you kindly direct me to some that aren't too cringe worthy (like so many hockey player videos are)? I figured as the resident Jamie Benn expert you would know :)

Nonny, bless you for assuming that Jamie Benn has videos that aren’t cringe-worthy. He’s hopelessly awkward in front of the camera, bless his little heart. He’s gotten better over the years, for sure, but yeeesh.

What I ended up with are the things I go back and watch a lot, because (let it be known), I’m a bit obsessive. :p

#IMVALNICHUSHKIN - The Christmas video with my favorite lineys wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. Notable because Val Nichushkin is adorable and Jamie breaks out into his high pitched breathy ridiculous laugh halfway through.

Early days - A spot that the tv station in his hometown put together after his first year in the NHL. This is only one part of it, but it’s the part with him laughing about his lack of kitchenware, and is therefore my favorite.

He’s so fast - One of the post pre-season game videos in which Jamie talks about what it’s like to play with his new liney, Tyler Seguin.

At the ballpark - Tyler and Jamie throw the first pitch for a Rangers game in September.

Let’s Go Stars - If anything on this list is gonna make you cringe, it’s this. The Stars clinched the playoffs and someone decided it would be a good idea to thrust a mic into Jamie’s hands and have him circle center ice. It’s mercifully short and actually in the grand scheme of things not so bad. I’ve watched it a million times but I’m a glutton for punishment.

The beanie and the cut on his cheek - Like. I always find Jamie attractive. Even when he’s sporting a Mario ‘stache he’s beautiful to me. But I don’t think I’ve ever found him more attractive than I did in this video. It’s right after he’s been named to the Canadian Olympic roster and he’s proud, happy, and thrilled.

S'cute - The rather infamous “same side of the table, s'cute!” video. In a move that distresses me greatly when I think of the glory lost to us forever (except that nothing is really gone on the internet, but I don’t know where to look for them) Jamie deleted all of his vines but one boring one of him in the new Stars gear. This one, somehow, survived.

Bloopers - This is an instagram video of Jamie and his brother attempting to record a video spot for a local tv station. It’s adorable. Jamie laughs ridiculously. I swoon.

Batting practice - a group of Stars (I know Jordie, Segs, and … Eaks? Dillon?) went to practice one day with the Rangers. I like this video because it’s super obvious that Jamie’s got baseball in his blood. He played baseball in the hockey off season until he was drafted in '07.

Let’s Prove 'Em Wrong - This is part 2 of a 3 part series done at the beginning of the season. This part is my favorite because this part has Bennie talking about communicating with Segs after the trade and Segs’ “let’s prove 'em wrong” text. (EVEN MORE AMAZING NOW BECAUSE THEY DID.)

If fighting is your thing (it’s not really my favorite thing, but idk man, I just love everything he does, Jamie’s my exception to every rule), he’s got some pretty impressive fights under his belt. Two of his first fights especially.

Hi my name is Jyushi Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with yellow streaks and yellow tips that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black hoodie with a yellow symbol, black pants with yellow chains, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Ozzy you like to time travel and seem to have seen some crazy things in your lifetime. What time or event in history/the future is your favorite to visit?

I like the past the best.

Like – I like 1877 right now because Thomas Edison has just invented the phonograph. We’re best pals, me and him.

Sometimes, like, I wanna take him to where I’m from because I want him to see how much further we’ll go and how much of an impact he’ll have on us all. But I don’t. So I just sit back and watch him work on things and try my best to keep quiet, and I find that sort of game fun.

When you think about it, it’s kind of cool knowing something that a great inventor doesn’t.

Aaand I like this year – 2013 – because I’ve met some good friends. Like Ollie. I feel more … accepted here. I feel like people like me here better than they like me there.