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So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

Mrs. Beaumont: Are you married?Fiona: No.Mrs. Beaumont: Are you a lesbian?Fiona: Good lord! What makes you ask that?Mrs. Beaumont: Well, it is one of the possibillites for unmarried girls nowadays, and it's rather more interesting than saying, "Oh dear, never met the right chap," eh?Fiona: Quite right. Why be dull?Mrs. Beaumont: Thank you.

Evelle: Gale? Um, Junior just had a ... an accident.Gale: What's that, pardner?Evelle: He had hisself a little ol' accident.Gale: What do you mean? He looks okay.Evelle: No. You see, moving though we are, he just went and had hisself a little ol' rest stop.Gale: [sniffs the air] Well, that's natural.

Supreme Chancellor: Remember back to your early teachings. "All who gain power are afraid to lose it." Even the Jedi.Anakin Skywalker: The Jedi use their power for good.Supreme Chancellor: Good is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power.Anakin Skywalker: The Sith rely on their passion for their strength. They think inward, only about themselves.Supreme Chancellor: And the Jedi don't?Anakin Skywalker: The Jedi are selfless... they only care about others.