“Help Me, 911, I’m Waaaaaay Too High”

Police in Ohio responded to a rather interesting 911 call involving a cannabis aficionado who realized he may have overdone it a little. Austintown police visited a man’s residence after he dialed 911 and complained he was “too high” after smoking some cannabis.

When the officers arrived at the scene, they heard the 22-year old man “groaning from a room” and found him “lying on the floor in the fetal position…surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”

Clearly this young man had his munchies covered, but he forgot to check our list of handy tips for counteracting a too-intense high. Rule #1, dude: DON’T PANIC.