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I remember when Being John Malkovich came out back in 99 . I went crazy for it. I must have watched it fifty times. I knew every line like the back of my hand. I became obsessed with portals, they filled my every thought. I had just one dream: build a portal into John Malkovich’s brain. I tried. I failed. I succeeded only in building a portal which could take me inside the film Being John Malkovich. I must admit that I was pretty well suited to being in Being John Malkovich, because my knowledge of the script and direction was second to none. I don’t think Charlton Heston was right for the part anyway.