Wednesday, 6 August 2014

You want to know why Doctor Doom is the baddest badass in all of the Marvel Universe? It's because he's always one step ahead of his opponents:

When a dude has a contingency plan for how to kick your ass after you've decapitated him - he's not someone you should mess with.

(Today's putrescent punning was brought to you by Amazing Spider-man v2 #15 by Howard Mackie and John Byrne. Elsewhere in the issue we discover the sound that the Latverian Royal Guard make when they mobilise to murder angry peasants is Woop! Woop! Woop!)