I thought at first the blood "sample" came from the clubs the South African authorities used on his skull back in the 19th century. That would sort of be like the roman spear that killed Christ up for sale, if I could make such a sacriligious comparison.

I had to settle for a cheap knock-off of S.J. Perlman, who admittedly looks like Ghandi and is a lot of fun but is not as funny as the time that Groucho Marx and Mahatma Ghandi went to the fancy dress party as each other.

Fun Fact: Groucho Marx did not have a Groucho Marx moustache.

It was painted on with grease paint. But S.J. Perlman, the author of Duck Soup, did have the moustache. And the 'tude. And the wit. He had a great way with words and names. One of his best is creating an imaginary New England town named No Sparrow Falls. Perfect. It's folksy, sounds like a Puritan picked it out of the Bible with a key, and is delightfully, sweetly ironic. Pure S.J. Perlman at his best.

I could go as Mahatma Ghandi again, but peoplemust be getting tired of that schtick.And forget about Groucho Marx.I'm a shoo-in to win the Booby Prize again.People think it's funny to make fun of the comic.