So I received a postcard this past week alerting me to a class action suit I could potentially be a part of. The settlement is $18M to be paid out to claimants nationwide.

PAYDAY, BABY!!!!

I went to the site to file my claim number and read the fine print. The named claimants would be receiving larger payouts naturally, that’s fair...administrative fees, okay sure. Gosh, 4 million seems like a lot for admin fees, but hey, MOOLAH! Then there’s the lawyer’s fee...5.4 million?! I mean, as long as there’s something left over for me, right? How many people am I sharing this settlement with, anyways?

7.4 million. o.O

I was planning on taking all of GT out to lunch, but I’m not sure I can stretch my $1.32 that far.