I need a sponsor for the new forum .

I gather that a new Forum is proposed for the intellectually weaker people and is to be headed by Trinnity .
Apparently good manners , politeness and erudite humour are prescribed as mandatory .
Excellent .
That means you won't find many of those extremist Republican turkeys there who gibble gobble around here .
By the same token , any who get there will have nothing to say once rudeness , expletives and name calling are removed . They will be as a bunch of silent and senseless clones .
I should be ideal for teaching them the alphabet of life and just need a sponsor for membership .
Somehow , I feel as though I was born for this moment in Special Needs teaching .

I gather that a new Forum is proposed for the intellectually weaker people and is to be headed by Trinnity .
Apparently good manners , politeness and erudite humour are prescribed as mandatory .
Excellent .
That means you won't find many of those extremist Republican turkeys there who gibble gobble around here .
By the same token , any who get there will have nothing to say once rudeness , expletives and name calling are removed . They will be as a bunch of silent and senseless clones .
I should be ideal for teaching them the alphabet of life and just need a sponsor for membership .
Somehow , I feel as though I was born for this moment in Special Needs teaching .

Are you sure you want to stick your head in that noose. They're just waiting for you there.

I think they are just fully realising that there is no way of ever lessening my impact -- other than a direct ban . Which at worst would be a two day deterrent until I decided on my next port of call .
The opposition is non existent once you remove name calling and the senseless stream of smart arse comments -- which I can manage ad infinitum and do many times better than they could ever manage collectively .
Against that is whether they are frankly worth my time and extra effort . They tend to be very boring chumps and despite appearances to the contrary , there is only so much time I wish to put on one side for fifth rate titillation .
The chumps have never realised that I can find no evidence that this a Political Forum . I liken it to a Humour Forum where unwitting stand up comedians make fools of themselves -- essentially through complete lack of talent . I even can include myself in this assessment if it pleases others .
That's how immune I am to anything they can say or do . I simply expect untutored kids to behave exactly as the label promises . And they do .

Cary, your putdowns and your prose are awful. They will still be awful in your "next port of call". CYA!

Whoever criticizes capitalism, while approving immigration, whose working class is its first victim, had better shut up. Whoever criticizes immigration, while remaining silent about capitalism, should do the same.

Cary, your putdowns and your prose are awful. They will still be awful in your "next port of call". CYA!

It didn't take you long to underwrite everything I referred to . I had it as race between the three stooges -- you , Coolwater and crassrootsconservatory .
Priceless stand up , our Mister D
Too predictable for my taste . Do you remember when you happily gabbled about my man boobs for several weeks ?
What laughs -- see Charles Dickens.