Rwanda Said No

Paris Hilton has been asked not to come to Rwanda. Despite the fact that Rwanda is probably the last place you want to visit or vacation at, they still don’t want tourism to sink any lower by letting vapid bigoted whores into their fair land.

A statement from the Playing for Good Foundation reads, “Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed.

“Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing for Good, but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip. Playing for Good would like to thank Ms. Hilton for her generosity and her continued support of this initiative and is looking forward to rescheduling the trip with her at a later time.”

Translation: Stay out bitch! And your little dog, too. Props to Rwanda for reclaiming some of their dignity after that whole messy genocide thing. Yeah, half the country killed the other half but they kept a veritable hot zone of veneral disease away from the survivors. That’s one for the win column!

Hell, she probably paid off this Playing for Good “philanthropic” organization/society so that she wouldn’t have to go. After all, PfG seems to just be a cheap easy way for some celebs to look like they care.