Linebacker Coach Gets Suspended for Crotch Chopping Losing Team

This happened locally last week and I just found out about this now. I’m surprised that my co-workers didn’t tell me something about the crotch taunt since one of them mentioned the field goal kick that won the game. You would think he would mention the coach that went all Degeneration X on the losing team.

The funny thing is, the team that lost, Donna Redskins, is known to be a pretty rough town that houses some rough neck kids. Every time we went to play that high school away we had to roll up the windows to the bus cause they would throw rocks at us. Shit got real. It sorta felt like the scene from “The Wanderers” when we played them at their home. That coach should probably check his tires everyday for a few weeks. That’s all I’m saying.