"Gnome Shell 2.91.90 was released yesterday getting some fine adjustments according to the release announcement: 'This release just about concludes user interface changes anticipated before GNOME 3.0. The only significant change we expect after this release is to add a native network indicator based on NetworkManager 0.9.' Gnome Shell 2.91.90 brings new automatic workspaces, removed minimize and maximize buttons from window titlebars, a PolicyKit authentication agent and more."

I dare you to attempt to defend GNOME's UI choices on their merits. I will shred your arguments in to fine spaghetti and then feed it to you, one revolting bite at a time, while I enumerate GNOME's failings memorably by punctuating each criticism with an evaluation of your intelligence calculated to be unflattering to you and amusing to the audience.