The How Socially Evolved are You? Test

Social Simian

Well, at least you can communicate, and use simple tools. You probably masturbate in public and throw your excrement at people as well. Truthfully, youre most likely better off sticking to on-line chatting and investing in an inflatable date. If people seem interested in you, its only out of morbid curiosity.

All possible test results

You make about as much sense to social life as a platypus did to Darwin. Do NOT go to parties or try to pick up ANYONE. Avoid direct social contact of any sort at all costs. If you must go out, put... Read more

Well, at least you can communicate, and use simple tools. You probably masturbate in public and throw your excrement at people as well. Truthfully, youre most likely better off sticking to on-line... Read more

Way to go, Tarzan. You have the capacity not only to make a point, but possibly to even make an impression, albeit, mostly a bad one. Couple of pointers here...if your ever on a date, move as little... Read more

Sure, you make the occasional social blunder, but hey, who doesnt? Besides, most of the time you can get along with the rest of the herd, even if it means wearing your baseball cap backwards, just ... Read more

You are the champ when it comes to social grace, poise and character. Of course, once in a blue moon, you may make an error of judgment, buy your confidence gives you the capacity to scoff at any cal... Read more

You are the epitome of verbal and physical grace! On the ladder, you are the next evolutionary step in sociality. People find you courteous, compassionate and kind and you always seem to know the be... Read more