This Hilarious Dad Is The King Of Writing Tardy Notes For His Children

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When you have five kids, getting ready and out the door to school on time can be quite the challenge — Good thing Seth King has perfected the art of writing late notes for his kids.

Instead of just apologizing for their tardiness, King makes up ridiculous scenarios or goes into serious detail about all the factors contributing to his kids being late.

The notes — written for Isabella, 15, Carson, 13, Sophia, 10, Nolan, 6, and Liam, 3 — are filled with hilarious excuses, amusing hashtags and the love he has for all his kids.

He had hoped the late notes would help motivate his kids to change their ways and be on time.

"I want them to know that life is hard and decisions have consequences, but above all, their parents love them, they're cared for, we have their back and it's important to smile, laugh and always look on the bright side," King told ABC News.