Oh Come Squee ‘Til You Puke

Times are kinda dark right now so I figured we could all use some in-your-face, Extremis Maximus, galaxy-wide-supernova-level cheer this holiday season. Therefore I decided to blast you all right in your beautiful faces with Complete and Utter Cuteness That Will Make You Make You Squee ‘Til You Puke From The Cute.

So without further ado, here is Criminal-Level Cuteness (sing to the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful) (“illustrated” after the song)

Oh come all ye pandas

pandas with bananas

and pupper, this pu-uh-per-er, photobombing

come little floof cloud

and you Born King of Cuteness

Oh come let us adore them

baby bat burritos

and this little concerned bir-ird

and Sir Dude too!

Oh come all ye pandas

pandas with bananas

and pupper, this pu-uh-per-er, photobombing

come little floof cloud

and you, Born King of Cuteness

Oh come let us adore them

baby bat burritos

and this little concerned bir-ird

and Sir Dude too!

And there you have it: a not so well-written musical encore to ALL THINGS CUTE.