I always like to start the day with Smiles... and this one forward from my friend, just did that to me.. enjoy reading...

I never take risk while drinking

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cookingI can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchenI stealthily enter the houseTake out the bottle from my black cupboardGandhiji is looking at me from the photo frameBut still no one is aware of itBecoz I never take a risk.......I take out the glass from the rack above the old sinkQuickly enjoy one pegWash the glass and again keep it on the rackOf course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboardGandhiji is giving a smile.....I peep into the kitchenWife is cutting potatoesNo one is aware of what I didBecoz I never take a risk.....I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriageWife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her ......I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboardBut I don't make any sound while taking out the bottleI take out the glass from the old rack above sinkQuickly enjoy one peg.....Wash the bottle and keep it in the sinkAlso keep the Black Glass in the cupboardBut still no one is aware of what I didBecoz I never take a risk.....I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that muchWife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horseI: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh.........I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboardBut the cupboard's place has automatically changedI take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink ......Gandhiji laughs loudlyI keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard ......Wife is keeping the sink on the stoveBut still no one is aware of what I didBecoz I never take a risk.....I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I willcut your tongue...!Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly.........I take out the bottle from the potatoesGo in the black cupboard and enjoy a pegWash the sink and keep it over the rackWife is giving a smile.....Gandhiji is still cookingBut still no one is aware of what I didBecoz I never take a risk......I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face.........I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rackStove is also on the rackThere is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .....I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sinkBut none of the horses are aware of what I didBecoz Gandhiji never takes a risk ......Chopra is still cookingAnd I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughingBecoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what??? I never take a potato I think...