TNA Turning Point 2012

Tweeting about TNA Turning Point 2012, so if you don’t want it spoiled…DON’T GO ON TWITTER IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU MUPPET. (Some British Fans complained about me tweeting about the previous TNA PPV because it’s shown on Challenge TV a few days later. Twitter is a newsfeed, I apologise for nothing.)

Magnus vs Joe to start off. I think they’ve been feuding longer than they were teaming. Not complaining, they deliver better than Papa Johns

Three man commentating team, I approve. Todd does all the work, Tazz gets a few token lines and Tenay does…er…

I haven’t checked anywhere, but I’m sure this is the image everybody has screenshot’d from Turning Point:

Boo/Tara vs. Eric/ODB works because Young and Miss Titty are ”well over” as they say in Blighty.

Boo gets kicked in the dick. Current match rating: *****

Young wins with the Banana Hammock American Flag Speedo Elbow Drop.

There was nothing bad about Joey Ryan vs. RVD and I popped for the commentators calling Ryan’s neckbreaker the Moustache Ride, but like Angle/Devon it was a set-up match for bigger things. Sadly that means Matt Morgan.

Doc vs. Joseph Park. Doc is ”an enforcer for some of the most powerful men in this business!” Power Uti?

The former Festus vs. the former Abyss. THE BATTLE OF THE FAKE KANES.

Doc needs a new name. So weird hearing Hemme trying to make it sound dramatic and it coming out as ”Doooocccc!”

Two Reasons To Watch TNA (Kaz & Daniels) take on Hernandez and Chavo ”Related to Eddy” Von Erich.

OH MY GOD, AJ Styles’ haircut looks like something from Blackadder Series 1. (Adam Wilson replied ”I’m led to believe his views on homosexuality are also from that era.”)

Styles/Storm/Roode was fun. Beer Money moves were resurrected! *wears cowboy hat, drinks beer* (The result means Styles isn’t allowed a World title shot until BFG next year. I wonder what Styles is going to now, other than feud with Daniels.)

I like the Devon storyline so far, it’s always nice when a heel turn is justified. TNA *did* release him/not hire him when he was TV champ so he was right, they don’t have his back.

Amazing that Devon is saying the exact same lines as he did in ECW. ”Don’t take this ass-whipping personally!” ”Shut the hell up!” etc. (He’s got a dramatic voice though, which is presumably why he’s been given so much mic time. WITHout further aDO)

Devon works on Angle’s neck, due to ”his well-documented past injuries”. Well shit, using that logic Devon can go after any part of Angle.

Got to wonder why Angle even bothers with the Triple Germans anymore. Crowd doesn’t react for any of them and they never get the pin. (The effort outweighs the result.)

Crowd is dead for Devon/Angle. Devon doesn’t have a varied enough moveset. He does three variations of a powerbomb/spinebuster in this match. They know it’s all filler for Bully/Devon anyway.

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put styles in a suit, and it’s a laurinatis.

mrchopper

What if it actually IS Laurinaitis? Some crazy-assed Looper shit right there.

Kyle Warne

any coment refrencing Looper is a winning coment

Josh Hobbs

The finish was incredible for Aries/Hardy. Fucking Twist of Fate ON A LADDER, that’s already ON THE TOP ROPE. WHAT!?

http://www.facebook.com/gabriel.montambault Gabriel Montambault

Really like the tag team title match (the real one), the n’1 contender and the main event.

Turning point 2012>>>>>>hell in a cell 2012

Farmerjoel_

Did anyone hear Aries shout at Jeff when raising the belts. “Fuck you! You ain’t getting those fucking belts!” Or something similar?

Power Uti is (was?) a Nigerian wrestler. Mick Foley had a few stories about him in his first autobiography, Have A Nice Day!

ultrascum

Turns out Boo is actually quite good at playing his part.

Good on him. He might even be worthy of being called his own name, if I could remember what it is.

Mr. McMahon

Borash face is priceless, and unlike Cornette face, still employed.

wut da hale

Did anybody notice the belts get raised before Aries got the switch and did it? It was in the earlier part of the match and the crowd was saying you screwed Jeff. Jeff was on the ladder and Aries was near the ring, so who the hell raised the belts? I smell a conspiracy…

Maddbusiness_07

Exactly what I thought, “Aries is dead.” lol (At the highlight of the night)

Georgia

How have you ONLY JUST noticed that about Daniels’ glove (it’s not tape, or at least not usually, it’s a glove with the middle finger cut off.) He uses it in crowd confrontations- showing the whole back of the hand, fingers extended, ‘Do you know what this is? This means THIS *flips bird with other hand*’