Who made you chuckle?

If you want to win, just add your name and tell me a funny story, doesn't have to be true, just try and make us all laugh... With each entry I will add a name to the poll and people can vote on their fave answer. Person with the most votes by Sunday wins, simples. This way it gets every one involved I will make it multiple choice in case you have more than one fave and in the event of a draw I will then get a friend to choose between them, vote cancelling will not be allowed so I suggest waiting until Saturday to make your vote when there are more names on the poll.

When i was a teenager i was out in west bridgeford Notts with mates drinking/smoking and we saw the legend Brian Clough (manager of Notts Forest at the time) stumbling out of the pub so i shouted "Alright Brian" were he then came over grabbed me round the throat pinned me up against the window of BOOTS and said "You say hello Mr Clough"His son Nigel Clough came running over and pulled his dad of me whilst apologising to me!Ill never get over nearly getting my head kicked in by a legend!!!

So...me and my wife Wendy have been married for a few years and I thought I wanted to do something special for our 10th anniversary. So I got her name tattooed on my penis. The tattoo artist told me that all I would see would be the W and the Y as it would go around my penis. That was fine. As I expected, my wife was thrilled and well our sex life was pretty awesome.

We took a trip down to Jamaica a few weeks later and while I was taking leak, this big Jamaican hulk of a man came in and started taking a leak in the urinal next to me. I wasn't trying to look, but I did and noticed that he had the letters W and Y on his penis. So I asked him if his wife's name was Wendy too. He told me (in a Jamaican accent): No man, mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY

About 5 years ago, while on my lunch break, I was walking with a friend in Southend high street and we were approaching a drunken old tramp slumped against the wall of the Post Office. As we got closer, we heard him say in very slurred speech "Will somebody call me an ambulance?" So without missing a beat, I look towards him and said "You're an ambulance" and we carried on walking.