"This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption.. Beer!"-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

"The nations of the West also have their own intoxicant, made from grain soaked in water...Alas, what wonderful ingenuity vice possesses! A method has actually been discovered for making even water intoxicated."- Pliny the Elder