Someone should tell her about how it takes about a week after sex for a fertilized egg to implant in the uterus and for the pregnancy to technically begin.

Like, it's not like he climaxes and then BAM PREGNANT. It's more like he climaxes, the egg floats around for a while, and then BOOP PREGNANT as she's standing in the grocery store, trying to figure out which brand of shreaded wheat makes for the best übermenschen.

I dunno, maybe the sex itself is the only important part. I wouldn't really know, it's been a while since I researched anything on batshit crystal-gripping babycrafting. Either way, she should've gotten this sorted out way sooner.

: Mention something from KPCC or Rachel Maddow: Go on about Homeworld for X posts

"We will align perfectly and create a new superhuman, the universe shall imbue us with its power and in that instant all life will become one, also we'll be fucking high as fuck so that this seems cool and deep and not stupid"