MythDragon:Also you can check to see if someone has a possible back injury by shoving your hand down their pants. If they have a boner, then priapism (boner) is a sign of spinal injury. Of course you can just look, but the hands on way lets you be sure. Also this doesn't work for females. Also females don't like it when your shove your hand down their pants when they slip on the stairs, to check for back injuries.

Robot: "Sir, are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?"Fry: "Uhh..."Robot: "Let me just patch you up with some hot resin."Fry: "I think the leak's stopping itself! Wait...wait...yeah! There we go. Wait...yeah."Robot: "What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin?"