Speaking of chicken sandwiches, Burger King is testing a chicken and waffle sandwich—but it’s actually no more than a chicken patty wedged between two waffles, only a slight creative improvement over previous efforts at sticking french fries in a burger and calling it, well, a Fry Burger. BK execs say there are no plans to make this latest attempt a permanent menu item. [Businessweek]

A 26-year-old employee at a Pittsburgh McDonald’s was arrested after police busted her selling heroin in Happy Meal containers at the drive-thru to anyone who uttered the magic words, “I’d like to order a toy.” [AP]

Tina Fey and Jerry Seinfeld don’t have to wait in line tochow down on Cronuts with Dominique Ansel in the newest episode of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.” (The Cronuts pop up around 12:30.) [Grub Street]

The Vermont Maple Sugar Makers Association really doesn’t want to hurt any syrup’s feelings, so all maple syrup will henceforth carry an “A” Grade. Those, like us, who prefer the richer, more intense Grade B should now look for “Grade A Dark, Robust Taste.” [The Salt]