Do you ever find yourself questioning the difference between a Project Manager and an Account Executive? It’s a fair question. In my nearly two years here, I’ve heard many attempts from fellow HZers to solve the above-mentioned mystery (some more successful than others). My favorite (and this is a real quote from a coworker who shall remain nameless): PMs do similar work as AEs, but they don’t have those cubicle things. I loved this—it made my day. And, while I suppose it isn’t exactly false, it definitely does not address the question at hand. So, in an effort to better inform those that find themselves wondering, I present to you the definition of the HZ Project Manager. And because my goal here is to entertain as well as to educate, I could find no better way than to spit wisdom in the form of a jingle.