June 21, 2014

I love this: “And so Bill continued to talk about Hillary’s qualifications . . . and the coming campaign in 2016. But Barack didn’t bite. He changed the subject several times. Then suddenly, Barack said something that took Bill by complete surprise. He said, ‘You know, Michelle would make a great presidential candidate, too.’”

I have a dream! I have a dream that on January 20, 2016 Hillary and Michelle will be engaged in a claws-out cat fight to the death, each draining the blood of her life into the soil of the Rose Garden -- while out on the front Portico, the newly inaugurated President Scott Walker and First Lady Tonette Walker enter the White House to take up residence.

Meanwhile, Barack Hussein Obama is out back on the basketball court, under armed supervision, attempting to score a foul shot before being taken to the Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility where he will spend the rest of his life as an enemy combatant of the United States of America.

Michelle Obama? You. must. be. kidding. Completely unqualified, a failure at everything she has attempted, another affirmative action token. And ugly to boot. Not just ugly physically, but spiritually and morally as well. Much like Hillary.

They all have so much in common. Lots of daddy and mommy issues. Sexless marriages. Hellcat wives. Political or religious mentors who have segregationist or racist beliefs. One was impeached. The other should be impeached and imprisoned.

The presidency of the United States of America is too important a job to be handed out as an affirmative action job, as the past 5-1/2 years have shown conclusively.

Hillary Clinton would be a disastrous president. Michelle Obama would be an order of magnitude worse; it would be so bad that by the end, the only living thing left in the country would be the cockroaches.

Others and I have said for years that the handlers (Jarrett) are running Michelle for POTUS. So is she. Jarrett is not leaving the White House in 2017. Neither is Michelle of Barry. Not voluntarily. Forget qualifications, morality, law, anything akin. This is power politics straight up with a twist. Probably they will get away with it because Republicans and other potential warriors (e.g., conservative and libertarian lawyers, a minuscule minority of their guild) in all realms vacillate. Lawyers make terrible warriors: they are trained to equivocate everything. This one will be overcome by monastics after a very long time and very hard battle with a lot of stone-cold sacrifices going home. It is all about religion.

If I were Bill, if I were Hillary, I would certainly hate Obama. Perhaps more than I already do.

It's akin to uncorking a bottle of rare wine, something you spent a huge sum to purchase, something you've been storing with almost monastic care for the last decade; you bring it out, the sommelier opens the bottle, decants it...

...and then some bumbling stooge comes along and pees in the decanter.

From the Clinton perspective, Obama is certainly an unwanted interloper, but worse still he's an incompetent failure who's contaminated the Democrat brand, perhaps beyond redemption during Hillary's remaining political lifetime.

If you imagine either Clinton cares about any "brand" other than themselves you haven't been paying much attention to them. Had Bubba any sense of anything but himself he'd have resigned, avoided all the mess he created, and given Gore a near perfect shot at retaining the presidency for Democrats. The Clintons would become Nazis if they thought it their best shot at power.

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