Would You Wear a Tuxedo by 'Jersey Shore's' Mike "The Situation” Sorrentino?

Would You Wear a Tuxedo by ‘Jersey Shore’s’ Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino?

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a tuxedo line with FLOW Formal Wear. Run! Run for your lives!

-Lucia Peters

I really hope your answer to that question is a resounding “no,” because these are quite possibly the most hideous tuxedoes that have ever had the gall to attack the formal wear world. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino first announced that he would be working with FLOW Formal Wear back at the beginning of August, and the fruits of his labor have just emerged, crawling out of the darkness like the Creature from the Black Lagoon on the way to his senior prom.

I’m not sure which is worse: The actual tuxedoes, or the photo shoot itself. Would you want to be lying on a bed in a white dress waiting for the Situation to walk in the door? Shudder. If this is what his wedding would look like, I’ll pass, thanks.

The Sitch, however, seems quite pleased with himself; he told In Touch, “[FLOW] approached me because I’m a trendsetter. DTF has a new meaning: Down to Formal! I’m really excited to show a classier, more sophisticated side of myself.”