"I've just concluded a teleconference with my colleagues at CERN and our findings are beyond stupifying. As the data will attest, the average Bar Skunk has a like/post ratio of 0.179. The average Stern Forum degenerate has a like/post ratio of 0.74, and it drops to 0.644 if you disqualify the contributions of @@1Vegasgirl . By comparison, the average Macho Thread poster has a like/post ratio of 3.34. More dramatically, the average Larry Inc. member has a like/post ratio of 3.52, meaning that the average Larry Inc. member is five times more popular, fashionable, educated, and wealthy than a garden variety Stern Forum denizen. And they are more than thirty times greater in those metrics than the typical Bar Forum cretinous humanoid mouthbreather. Certainly these results were expected, but my esteemed colleagues and I were stunned at how worthless, poor, and uneducated most Bar Posters were. I will be making recommendations to the Larry Shed executive committee that the Bar be bulldozed into the sea and replaced with a crack house, orphanage, or some other similarly less blighted structure."