Thursday, August 28, 2008

Today's Bizarro is dedicated to the memory of George W. Bush's credibility. Born, Sept 11, 2001 – Died, sometime thereafter, or never existed in the first place, depending on how perceptive you are.

Okay, I'm not going to get all political about how Bush's Chickenhawk Posse led us into a personally lucrative war against a red herring and ignored the folks who took down our towers. (I'm not one of those who think it was literally an inside job, sorry.) Or that he continues to ignore them and chase billions in profits at the expense of virtually every American citizen and millions of other folks around the world, and that John McSame agrees with him and will carry that torch further.

Instead, let's talk about how odd this idea is. I don't know where it came from, but I got a giggle when it passed by the cartoon picture window in my mind and thought I'd pass it on to you guys. I still like it weeks later, so that's a good sign.

I think this humor seed germinated from my memory of hearing the word "guerrilla" on the news when I was a kid in the late 1900s, and asking my parents why American soldiers were killing gorillas in Vietnam. From that amusing recollection, I jumped from synapse to synapse until I got to this scene in a cave in Afghanistan. (Presumably Afghanistan. We may never know where the hell Bin Laden is because our president has more important interests.)

Adding to the weirdness of this, a person emailed me the day this appeared in the paper, and said that Koko was making the American Sign Language symbol for "I love you." What? Get out! Stop it!

Apparently that is true, but I didn't know anything about sign language other than how to fake it when I'm feeling un-PC and grasping for lowbrow humor. I just made up gestures thinking the odds against them meaning anything were a blazillion to one. A stupid mistake, and not the first I've made in a comic.

So if you've been wondering: No, the "I love you" sign was not meant to be some subliminal message to terrorist sympathizers. I mean, geeez. It's not like I drew them engaged in a "terrorist fist jab" or something.

Oh wow, blast from the past...I remember a Wham-o "Magic Window" floating around our house when I was a kid. Wonder what happened to it.

As for the cartoon- I can't help but speak politically and express how amazed that we never managed to get even with the guys that inflicted the horrors of 9/11/01 upon this country.

And to the idiots who believe it was an inside job meant to initiate a war with Iraq, don't you think they would have fabricated the whole plot so that Iraq appeared directly responsible? I mean our whole response made no sense- Al Queda, based in Afghanistan initiated a terrorist plot on the US that killed thousands, as a response, we go attack Iraq. Whaaa?

In regards to the video. I don't mind the fist-bump thing, but it seems a little "staged", "made-up", whatever you want to call it. It looks like something the DNC cooked up that everyone was supposed to embrace and do to one another.It didn't really take off, and I bet you see it die away in a month or two.

I think the fist bump was just kind of a thing they did; if you watch the video of it, it was by no means a focal point of events. The fist bump in general has existed and been popular way before B-Rock did it with his wife on TV.