Saturday, December 31, 2011

Wellll....hellllooooo friends! What will you do this New Year's eve? Do leave me a comment and tell me! I've been very busy with a christmas gift--a Cricut Expression! Yep, that's what I said, the MR and family gave me this fun little machine. I just had to find a place, which meant moving lots of furniture around and then getting everything set up. Tomorrow I'll post some pictures of project I've been working on!

In the meantime, enjoy this cute giraffe, a very sweet little girl! Who came right up to the fence and checked us out.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Hey Peeps!
One of my favorite blog Caffeinated OC Mommy , Caffe has a way to say exactly what I want to say, but always keep my mouth shut. But, heck, what's a blog for, but to say what you want. And, bullocks on your opinion. I like that English curse word.

So...I've just had several exchanges with someone my father would call a DING-BAT. I am off work for vacation, but am attempting to help this DINGBAT with a problem SHE created. Oh and did I mention there hasn't been a thank you? Not one.
Not one, "Thank you so much for taking this time while you are officially on vacation."
Not one, "Don't bother with this right now. We'll talk on Monday."
Here's what I get: attitude, I should do whatever I can to make this happen.

What I want to say is, "forget it, we'll deal on Monday." And maybe even a few curse words....What would you say!
The best comment on what I should say will win a very special treat!
See the picture below.
Sookie, the kitten will help me pick the best comment.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Playstation 3 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.

The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"

With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
Same double chin. "She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young & the Restless." "Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night through! "

From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I am wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part." The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too." The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here." The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
When they'll be too old, for my cradle-song." The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight. Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Have ya'll seen the youtube videos of the fella singing to his ipod and dancing in public. It's the funniest thing to me. I admit it's silly, but I love silly. Here's a little bit of holiday inspiration for you...now...let's dance!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Only a few days until ole St. Nick comes bounding down the chimney to deliver prezzies to us all. And, just in time for xmas is the announcement of TWO giveaways! Yes, two! Last week's prize was never claimed--so you all are the lucky ones! Whooppeeee!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Aren't you all excited!
Today is a terrific Tuesday Giveaway! Weeee!!!

This past weekend I helped judge a Gingerbread contest in my town. I'm no gingerbread expert...but this is a darn good example of creativity. Check out the licorice as garland with little colored balls. CUTE!

Now...for the giveaway. Here's what we are going to do...leave me a comment or become a follower(leave a comment that you're new) and you'll be entered into the contest. What do you win?

Leave me a comment or become a follower and this beautiful tag could be your's!!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Hello! Welcome to what's song is on your mind this AM? For me, it's "50 Ways to leave your lover."
That's kinda dating me, cause that song came out back in the 70s? Anyway, it a catchy tune.
Now, there were plenty of You tube rendition of this classic. But, I just HAD to download this one by the muppets.

Make a new plan stan and set yourself free. Just hop on the bus, Guss. You don't need to discuss much. ............

If you're still with me after this fun video, I want to tell you all about a month of giveaways here at Puddin n pie!

From December 1st through December 31st anyone that emails me will recieve a sweet little something from me. Nothing high dollar, no cash, just a litte prezzy to make your day brighter. Click on my complete profile and then email me. Soon, I'll figure out how to add an "Email me" button on my sidebar.