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First up to the plate, we have the "Prime Guideline, or is it a Directive?" Award, going to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote:

Picard: "Commander, Starfleet is not in the business of interfering with other cultures."

Riker: "Since when?"

Next, we have the "Multi-Purpose Room" Award, going to:

Honorable Ensign wrote:

Picard: Excuse me, ma'am, but you'll have to finish up. This area is scheduled for shuttle launches now.

Next, we have the "No Fancy Stylists for you!" Award, going to:

Holdfast wrote:

CRUSHER: Look, on my salary, I have to go to Supercuts, OK?!

Next, we have the "Alternate Ending to When the Bough Breaks" Award, going to:

R. Star wrote:

Riker: Should we begin planning a rescue mission?
Picard: I don't -want- to rescue those kids. They deserved to get kidnapped and Child Protective Services should be called in on the deadbeat parents that thought it was a good idea to bring them on a starship.

Next, we have the "Worf's first assignment award" going to:

Triskelion wrote:

Worf: Lieutenant Worf, reporting for duty sir.

Picard: I'll enter your duty into the log with the rest of the regular duties, Lieutenant. It's long log today.

Riker: Your first assignment is to assess your Tactical Progress and dump all your TP reports to the poop deck commander. Then wash your hands of it. If we think you're good, we'll leave you a stool for your station.

Worf: Yes sir! Thank you sir!

Ensign:What a douche.

A Special Award goes to:

inflatabledalek wrote:

Revealed at last: The real reason Leadhead hasn't been able to start the contests on a Saturday constantly lately.

He likes to watch ballet of course.

And... oh, wait... it is Saturday! Huh.

These two photoshops fought it out in my brain, both won and my brain lost. So they both get the award!

Nerys Myk wrote:

CRUSHER: What? The Doc on the Galactica smokes like a chimney!

And...

NX-01 wrote:

Crusher - Hey Jean-Luc!! I didn't distract you on your go!! I have to remove the butterflies!!!

Picard (Chanting) - Choke Choke Choke!!!!

Riker - OMG! These are the people I trust my life to!!!

TrickyDickie wrote:

Worf: "My targ has fallen and he can't get up!"

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Continuing forward with our journey through the Trek Seasons to celebrate passing the 300 contest mark, we will spend next week in Season 2. Originally I was thinking of doing "The Measure of the Man" but I plan to do that later and maybe have some of the scenes from the Extended Edition make an appearance. So I decided to go with another big favorite of mine from Season 2, "Contagion!"

Enjoy!

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Picard: Pew pew! Take that Romulans!
Riker(on comm): Captain Picard to the bridge! We just fired on a Romulan warbird!
Picard: Oh... I forgot to remove ship control functions from my PADD before I started a game of Galaxy Fighter.

Worf: No one will ever suspect that it is -I- who am Future Guy! Muahahaha!

Worf: Walk or I will carry you!
Data: Carry please. Thank you.

LaForge: Commander, you got to give me some dating tips. This walking toaster has gotten laid more times than me!

Geordi: "I can fix him, but it will invalidate his warranty."
Riker: "Do it. What idiot installs McCafee as standard?"

Sargon: "...Because it is possible you are our descendants, Captain Picard. Six thousand centuries ago, our vessels were colonizing this galaxy, just as your own starships have now begun to explore that vastness. As you now... no... wait. wait! Where are you going?"
Picard: "We ain't falling for that shit twice!"

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"Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right.
Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end."

Worf: This is the last time I agree to role-play Empire Strikes Back with Data. I want to play Han, but no...I have to play Chewbaca and he's C-3PO.

Burton: He just doesn't seem to get it, can you explain it, please?!

Frakes: Mr. Fünke.

Fünke: That's Dr. Fünke...

Frakes: Whatever. Look, Brent's here, he's just at lunch. It's fine, we don't need a stand-in for this scene. Now will you please get the hell off of the set?

Fünke: Ah, man, I just whited myself, too.

Burton: That was great! Ever consider directing?

Frakes: Ha, I don't know...you really think I'd be good at it?

Picard soon realized that while he was busy playing with the van de Graaff generator, the rest of the tour group had moved on.

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"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

Picard: "Oh look, Commander Worf's diary. (mocking tone) 'Dear Diary. Today I was grumpy and told people they had no honor. Then I got beat up by a random alien. It was the best day ever.'"

Worf: What'd y'all order a dead android for?

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"Quite possibly, the five Jem'Hadar could turn Data into a collection of four spasming limbs, one helpless torso, and one head that shouts insults at them like the Black Knight from the Monty Python sketch." -Timo Saloniemi