Things get weird fast as Kumail Nanjiani returns and Paul Giamatti bursts through the studio to confess all the experiments he’s gone through while shooting his films. Kumail then tells us what we can expect on his upcoming Comedy Central one-hour special “Beta Male,” explains what’s the first thing he’s ever observed, and re-enacts the process of how the stand-up comedy series “The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail” got picked up. Suddenly, Jesse “The Body, The Mind, The Soul” Ventura appears to grant wishes and make a special proposition to Kumail.

Adomian background chuckle... melts my heart..this is my fucking favorite great ep choctaw was on fyah! the tv show was laugh out loud good soo much good stuff going on cant wait for whats to come! thanks Aukerman!

Jesse Ventura totally reminded me of one of my original origin stories as part of a secret government program to solve people's relationship problems. I could tell you the story, but it would take a real "QUANTUM LEAP" of faith. People are always asking me about all my adventures and how there is absolutely no coherent time line that could possibly tie them all together. From my 1969 ncaa tournament kevin ware type tragedy, to my attempt to become "cake person", lets take a look back at some of my favouououourite moments.

...//montage/...

- lost legs through martial arts elongating my crack
- lost legs through super bowl winning field goal
- lost legs by dropping out of med school to be a stunt man, and hurt parents.
- lost legs through wheelchair Segway company
- lost legs as part of canadian winter sports toddler program
- planking
- lost legs through celebrity sperm bank company
- turned my legs into cakes
- lost legs through apple maxi pad mishap
..//montage//...

In the next season of wheelchair girl you can see a jump cut sequence with images of 9/11, a wheelchair KKK, make-a-wish foundation mafia, and lots of drunk driving.