It appears nobody works for Something Awful anymore except me, so here's a picture of Carl Weathers.

I wrote a poem about the cast of "Cheers" as well!

The cast of Cheers written in dark alleyways Like screams on somber stationary A letter never delivered Kelsey Grammer leering with gargoyle eyes Tormented, dark, alone His mind is a gutter and the rain never stops Shelly Long is dead inside Woody Harrelson is a mannequin Forged of glass shards reflecting a terrible childhood And Ted Danson is past his prime They are all rotting meat now And soon they will be eaten