The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best
at apprehending criminals. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides
to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has
to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who
is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"