Posts tagged "johnny depp"

Johnny Depp shares how becoming a father changed him as a man. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a baby boy named Noah Phoenix yesterday! Mazel tov! [TooFab] On your knees, ladies. If you want your man to last longer in the sack, you're gonna have to blow…

We've never really heard of Bella Heathcote before, but we do know she's in the new "Dark Shadows" remake starring opposite Johnny Depp, who will no doubt be channeling some version of Keith Richards. We also know she's got pretty major bangs, and has yet to offend us sartorially, having picked a very lovely cream…

As part of Hollywood's never-ending pillaging of the TV landscape of my youth, the big-screen reboot of "21 Jump Street" hits theaters this Friday. Having been a huge fan of the show, I was opposed to the film from the get-go. However, after hearing that most (if not all) of the main cast members have cameos, and…

"You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It's been 15 years since I've been getting married every year. In addition, I have to answer all these rumors!" — Vanessa Paradis gets the prize for…

The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they've landed the cover story of thi…

'Tis the season for breakups: Johnny Depp and longterm girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are headed for a split, a source tells RadarOnline. "People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end," the source said. Depp is reportedly talking to…

Unexpected Nerd Girl Porn Alert! theBERRY has a gallery of 28 extremely attractive dudes holding cameras that gave me a sudden and surprising girl boner this afternoon. I could make a point-and-shoot joke here, but shall refrain and instead suggest you click on over to peruse the pics yourself.

Just in time for Halloween, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" is out on DVD! The 4th installment of the franchise sees Johnny Depp's wiley Captain Jack Sparrow leading a quest to find the Fountain of Youth in the Americas (as if Johnny Depp doesn't get better with age). Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane and…

How is it humanly possible that at age 48, Johnny Depp is sexier than he was when I used to rip his photos out of Tiger Beat? From Officer Tom Hanson to Captain Jack Sparrow, this man is aging like a bottle of the French Bordeaux of which he is so fond. There's a reaso…

A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV this week, and since I don’t watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn’t sure how new the trailer was. Turns out it’s brand new—and it’s news because Johnny Depp has been working on "The Rum" Diary since 2007. The movie itself ha…

If you get bored at work this week, try to name every part Johnny Depp has ever played without looking at his IMDB page. This adorably illustrated companion should help. This game marries two things I really like: trivia and Johnny Depp. Filing under really solid time wasters. [Derek Eads]…

After seeing Kermit work the "black carpet" at the "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" premiere, I vote for Muppets to work all red carpet events forevermore. It's so much easier to ask embarrassing questions and make off-color jokes when you're a puppet. Kermit played the Johnny Depp and Vanessa Hudgens interview…

"I remember watching it as a kid, with Jay Silverheels and Clayton Moore, and going: 'Why is the f**king Lone Ranger telling Tonto what to do?' I liked Tonto, even at that tender age, and knew Tonto was getting the unpleasant end of the stick here. That's stuck with me. And when the idea came…

When Johnny Depp stepped up to the podium at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday night to accept his award for Best Movie Actor, he said, "You guys are the future. Take good care of us." And then proceeded to slime the audience. You can't do that on television, indeed. Also, anyone think…

Behold, the trailer for "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." The rest of the interwebs is excited about it because Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz seem to have a love/hate flirtation going on as they search for the fountain of youth, even though Johnny has said Jack Sparrow is gay.

I was pleasantly surprised by the Golden Globe nominations, with one jarring exception: "The Tourist." Why the hell would Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp get Best Actress/Actor nominations for a movie critics have agreed is a huge stinker? The movie totally bombed at the box office this weekend, pulling in a (relatively) measly…

"We have Internet and stuff like that because I think that's the safest form, well, most interesting form of communication. I just don't like phones. I just don't like them ... being reachable all the time." —Johnny Depp tackles the rumor that he's a Luddite at "The Tourist" premiere [OMG Yahoo]…

"It turns out we are both a bit reclusive. That’s why our paths had never crossed – neither of us attends many parties or goes out very much. Neither of us seems to take ourselves too seriously. And maybe there’s something about being in a place in your life where your family is so central…

"I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don’t need somebody to say, okay you’re married. ... If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not. ... But the thing is, I’d be so scared of ruining her last name. She’s got such a…

Simply Irresistible

As you slog your way through the myriad not-yet-April Fools' Day pranks that plague this nation, revel in this: no one has ever pranked someone better than Michael Jackson pranked Russell Crowe, and he did it for years. In an interview with The Guardian, Crowe revealed that despite having never met Jackson,…