Rod Blagojevich is a name few around the country tend to forget—especially in Illinois. But for one special young woman on the streets of New York—a state he has had no hand in ruining—he'll always be Donny.

Whether or not he wins the grand prize for his charity—or gets sent to prison, whichever comes first—at least we now know that he's always got a shot at replacing his "Former Governor" moniker with that of "Celebrity Impersonator". If you or anyone you know has any ideas on who we might enlist as his Marie, by all means let us know.