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“The law, in its majestic
equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under
bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.”

— Anatole
France

“Give me an underground
laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a
diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I
care not who writes the nation’s laws.”

— S.J.
Perelman

“When we remember we are all
mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands
explained.”

— Samuel
Clemens

“Years ago, my mother used to
say to me, she'd say, ‘In this world, Elwood, you must
be’—she always called me Elwood—‘in this
world, Elwood, you must be oh, so smart or oh, so
pleasant.’ Well, for years I was smart. I
recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.”