Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a doctor, one was a
lawyer, and one was a biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said,
"You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring
and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring,
she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied, "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas.
I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip,
and she would know that I love her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a T-shirt
and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go f*ck
herself."

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