“In honor of all the men you’d like to serve, we mean, who have serviced you, we mean, who have served this great country, we’re lining up the sexiest on-screen soldiers out of their uniforms! Catch amazing nudity from Colin Farrell, Tom Hardy, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Alexander Skarsgård. On the weekly Quickie, we check out Baywatch star Zac Efron’s dick debut as well as The Rock’s big delish ass. Help Mr. lifeguard, we need mouth to ass resuscitation!” — Mr. Man