Oh shit. I forgot today was the day that the iPhone 5 was supposed to come out.

914

“Where’s Barack??”

retired.military

The Obama administration is like watching a bad horror movie late at night. a. They have extremely bad actors b. Their dialogue is lousy c. You realize that someone wasted a lot of money for such a lousy outcome.

retired.military

Watching the Obama administration is like watching a bad movie late at night.

a. It is full of bad actors. b. The dialogue is totally unbelieveable. c. You realize someone wasted a lot of money to get such a lousy outcome.

retired.military

Why is this picture like a MSM reporter on the trail of the Obama – Biden ticket?

Because there are 2 boobs being covered and they wont be exposed..

Anon Y. Mous

I don’t get it. Why is the audience cheering wildly when we are both about to get brutally murdered?

RadiCalMan

These two “WINNERS!” deserve each other.

Digg34

“But I’m a lesbian”

sarahconnor2

“Mommy, where do Joe Bidens come from…”

booboo

Oh no! Did I yell out my own name again?

RDOwens

Who cares?

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