Bria Murphy is the older daughter. Shayne Murphy is the barely legal baby. Both girls were in bikinis on the beaches of the 50th state, following along their dad and his hot young girlfriend on a June vacation, and a chance to show off some stellar bodies.

Now, I can only begin to imagine the stress of a father with two daughters of ripe bikini age, especially knowing there are men out in the world like, well, like me I guess. But there also must be some pride in knowing that, hey, yeah, dudes are checking out my sweet looking offspring. Or maybe not. I’m over-thinking again, aren’t I? Right. Going back into stare and leer mode as we speak. Hello, ladies. Enjoy.