GERMAN SHEPHERD I’ll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to verify that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation

TIBETIAN TERRIER Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER No prob, Dude. I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it for me. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL Why change it? In the dark I can pee on the carpet.

DOBERMAN While it is dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

POINTER I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

GREYHOUND It isn’t moving

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. . . .

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG Light bulb? I’m sorry I don’t see a light bulb. Did one burn out?

HOUND ZZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z.z.z

THE CAT Dogs do not change light bulbs. People do. The question is how long will it be before I can expect some light in here?

All of which proves, once again that while dogs have owners, cats have staff.