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Then run for the hills! That seems to be what the Houston Chronicle is saying with this latest splashed headline, sure to show up as a "Most Read Stories" link soon.

Let's get this straight -- if you were in the Galleria recently, or talked to anyone who had been, or shook hands with someone whose sister works the Pretzels N Nutz cart there, you are in grave, grave danger.

The Chron has been doing some good swine-flu work, but if you're going to put up a headline saying "Ill Child Went To Galleria" you need to add at least five or six exclamation points.