Opinion

American politicians love England because of all the help we've provided
during the war in Iraq so they're never far away from naming their
children after random areas of the country. But the Democrats are faring
better in this competition because, as far as I know, my great uncle
Rod never refers to his carer's breasts as 'Chelseas'...

MORNING everyone, and welcome to a busy stretch of the M25 where some
crazed lunatic has taken it upon himself to cut his fellow drivers up,
with little or no consideration for other motorists. The consequences of
the sort of driving we've just witnessed could've been disastrous.

"Not only will this take valuable time away from the significant
contribution veiled women make to the French economy via online poker,
but will also interfere with prayer mat routines and cooking along with
Nigella..."