<br><br>A ham and cheese sandwhich walks into a bar.<br>Sits down at the bar and orders a beer.<br>The bartenders says "Sorry but we don't serve FOOD here."<br><br>I said I was going to still post my sorry @ss jokes<br><br><br><br>

Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.<br><br>The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words <br>which were better unspoken.<br>Homer

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.<br>"Tiny" replies the man.<br>"Why's that?" asks the bartender.<br>"Because he's my newt!"<br><br><br>

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