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ElectroSluts

Price:
$34.99/Month

Zzzzap!! Nope, it's not a zany Spider-Man villain out to rid the Eastern Seaboard of its electricity, it's ElectroSluts, one of Kink's most outrageous and adventurous porn sites. Pairing a brilliant dominatrix with a relative newcomer to the world of BDSM, ElectroSluts sees the domme control her sub with cattle prods, wired pads, electrified dildos, and really anything that will carry electrical current to her skin. The subs, of course, feel a mix of pleasure and pain from the shock and electrocution. In the end, though, every ElectroSlut leaves with a smile on her face.

Divine Bitches

Price:
$29.99/Month

You might truly believe your favorite pornstar was handcrafted by the creator to bring sensual pleasure to the world, but she, whoever she is, isn't worthy of your devotion and worship if she's not one of the Divine Bitches. One of Kink's acclaimed female domination sites, Divine Bitches sees powerful female dommes take charge of sissies, supplicants, and slaves. There's slapping, spitting, verbal abuse, ball-busting, pain and pleasure here, and it's all to keep you in your place, a sexually dominated subject of the Divine Bitches.

TS Seduction

Price:
$29.99/Month

The art of seduction varies a great deal depending on who's doing the seducing and who's being seduced. At Kink's transsexual hardcore site, TS Seduction, however, it's a pretty straightforward process. Paired with either a hunky young stud or a sultry vixen (or perhaps both!), the trans-women performers give themselves (and their penises) over to total sexual abandon, often tying up their partners and pounding them into submission, tits waving as they thrust onward to orgasm.

Fucking Machines

Price:
$29.99/Month

Personally, I've always found the idea of fucking a robot pretty damn hot, as long as she's relatively supple, largely humanoid, and able to offer consent (or even suggestions)! The bold, brave, incredibly horny pornstars of Fucking Machines, however, don't care if the robot pleasuring them looks like a man, just that it has a penis or penis-like appendage to slam into any or all of their three available orifices. Fucking Machines often leaves its pleasured babes devastated by the intensity of the robo-sex. And you, you'll be devastated too, but for another reason entirely. (We gotta compete with robots now? Fuck!) All hail Fucking Machines, the artificial lifeforms that will eventually render men obsolete, taking every eagerly orgasmic woman from us mere mortals. Oh well, we might as well welcome our new robot overlords in style, right?

Everything Butt

Price:
$29.99/Month

Just when you thought you'd had a thorough sexual education, that you'd experienced everything but the proverbial kitchen sink, along comes Everything Butt, an anally-focused exploration site from the fetishistic fiends at Kink. Everything Butt sees young starlets and the eager veteran dommes who warm them up, stretch them open, break them in, and introduce them to anal pleasures previously unattainable. Everything Butt can prove a little difficult to enjoy at times, but any ass-man with an open mind will find it uniquely exciting and always entertaining.

Epic Sex

Price:
$17.95/1st Month
$29.18/Rebill

When we think epics it's usually Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or even The Iliad, not fucking twenty-something pornstars on makeshift "dates" said to be as epic as the girls themselves. Epic Sex presents this scenario and fills the gaps with erotic European hardcore, all in High Definition. Part of Porn Mastermind's burgeoning network effort, Epic Sex aims to be one of the monumental and influential sites in all of porn. It also holds only six original scenes, so good luck with that, Epic Sex.

Massage Girls 18

Price:
$17.95/1st Month
$29.18/Rebill

Receiving a massage doesn't have to be a vaguely uncomfortable experience that sees you trying to hide your body from your burly, rough-handed masseuse. At Massage Girls 18, you can see an altogether different take on this hands-on therapy, one that has nubile young women oiling up their clients before running their hands over every muscle, joint, and aching area. This being a porn website, they don't stop there, of course, and are soon massaging something altogether stiffer and more likely to erupt. Folks, if you can't get behind this kind of massage, I don't know how to help you.

Suburban Boys

Price:
$25/Month

Most suburban boys dream of the girl-next-door, the next generation of Playstations and Xboxes, and who they may know that can furnish them with alcohol. The fellas you'll be ogling at Suburban Boys, however, are a different breed entirely. Exposing themselves to a home audience while themselves relaxing in their apartments, going for a run through the local park, or settling in to read in the study, and eventually stroking themselves through sensual masturbation videos as cinematic as their are erotic, these particular Suburban Boys are an exceptional treat.