chuck your stats up in here, preferably with a photo, and if somebody wants to do something squishy and gross with you they can send you a private message, or more entertainingly, a public one.

about me:i hate long walks on the beach, cos i burn easily and its really hard to walk on sand, so tiring after even a short distance, its ok down by the waters edge, but then the waves come in and you get the cuffs of your jeans sandy and wet and its all gross. fuck the beach.im not really into holding hands, they get all sweaty and its just weird anyway.dunno about cuddling on the couch and watching dumb movies, maybe if its a good movie, id rather just cuddle nakey in bed, can watch movies in there too if we must, more into downloaded TV series' anyway, i hate network television, even sky sux.i dont like kids generally, they arent allowed to drink or smoke weed so i dunno, maybe i could play FPS games against them? buh.

well that really doesnt tell you anything about me, which is how most dating profiles work, if this wee social experiment works anything like NZD il expect a shitload of gay dudes to message me.

heres a photo of me.

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red

I like long walks on the beach wearing wrap around sunglasses so nobody can tell I'm perving at them. Seriously, that's the best way to get a free look. Bono must have a great time at the beach. No wonder he's such a smug cunt. I'm also an enthusiast of quality highbrow cinema such as Street Trash, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Hard Rock Zombies, Motel Hell, Among Wolves, Miami Connection and anything made by Troma auteur Lloyd Kaufman and most of John Water's masterpieces. I'm a sensitive kind of guy who enjoys sculpting my facial hair, indulging in angry drunken left wing polemics and farting under the blankets. If you're not too fussy, partially deaf, have no sense of smell or are inexplicably attracted to the biker from the Village People, please drop me a line.

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Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

By the way Akaxo, one of my work colleagues came up to me on my dinner break the other night and said she had spoken to a man in Christchurch who had instructed her to "kick my arse" and I have reason to believe it was a certain chicken fancier.

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red

it was a halloween party, and when i went to town afterwards, lost of people were insulted for some reason, which was of course hilarious for me.

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red

also about kids, i had a dream last night that i had a kid, and i was all fuckin actually enjoying hanging out with this 1 and a half foot drooling retard, "wheres your socks? oh here they are, lets put them on ya feet then should we?'

what the fuck.

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red

Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red