Jeremy Clarkson and co have "been mobbed" while filming Top Gear's Christmas special in India, reports the Daily Star. And, no, not because he's already insulted an entire subcontinent. Clarkson is hailed as "a god" in India, according to the paper, quoting a local taxi driver: "The happiness of meeting my god has not sunk in yet. I can't believe I met him and spoke to him for over an hour. We discussed cars and he was happy to know I know so much about them." And they say never to meet your idol.