Another romantic fool e-mailed me this list, again - The Man Rules for Women (The rules are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!). Thus, my bold rebuttal bears repeating:

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

Nor do they read instruction manuals, maps, or fashion magazines. That’s why we women must tell men what to do, where to go, and what to wear for the occasion. So when instead of straining to read our minds, men should just stop and listen.