There’s a lot of stuff in goldfish crackers that she can’t handle. I don’t have a bag in front of me so I can’t list specifics, but even organic goldfish crackers have crap in them she would reject. And so do Cheese Nips and Cheetos. I think Cheetos is at least the most honest with itself.

Thank you The Merry Lurker! I was holding my breath waiting to see what would happen next in Dave’s comic, but your guest strip makes the waiting much easier. I love your style. It’s a great contrast to Dave’s while keeping true to the original!

Let’s suppose my kid is allergic to peanuts. They are having a free sample of Combos. That’s a cheese-filled pretzel snack. Except these are the ones filled with peanut butter. About the time he tosses ’em into his mouth, his brain registers the peanut butter smell, and he quickly spits ’em out.

I’m not going to be embarrassed that he spit out food in the store. I’m going to be to happy that I don’t have to take him to the ER.