Yesterday, we learned that the 2014 Camaro Z/28 is all sorts of wicked on the circuit at Alabama's Barber Motorsports Park. Today, we've learned that the 2014 Camaro ZL1 makes a terrible submarine.

You can probably guess how this one went.

While barreling through northern Houston, the driver reportedly lost control, careened through a fence, and promptly landed his 580-hp Camaro in a community pool. Going aquatic in your $55K muscle car is extremely expensive and, in the age of cell phone cameras and breaking news cutaways, supremely humiliating.