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The Conspiracy Of ‘The Last Exorcism Part II’ Continues!

Aha! Further proof that my initial findings insinuating that those involved in the upcoming possession flick, The Last Exorcism Part II, know that the movie is going to suck. As I previously reported with my crack journalism, TV spots that are running right now for the unnecessary sequel, clearly say “The Last Exorcism” in the voiceover at the end of the spot, even though the film is clearly called, The Last Exorcism Part II. And as I mentioned in that previous post, it simply has to be a subliminal mind game to get you to think that you’re going to see a better movie than you’re actually going to see! Meaning that the original was actually pretty good and also meaning that this new one is going to blow.

*extreme measures taken to stop her embarrassing bedwetting problem*

Well now the ante of a possible conspiracy has just been upped a few notches and we now learn that the popular movie review site, Rotten Tomatoes, may be in on it! Knowing that The Last Exorcism Part II is coming out on March 1st, I decided to venture over to RT and see if any reviews were popping up. To my astonishment and equal bewilderment, the site said that it already had one “Fresh” review! And we can thank Steve Newton from the prestigious Straight.Com for that:

Date of the supposed review: February 15, 2013. But click on the link and the date now says: August 25, 2010. How can that be you ask? Because it’s a review for the original Last Exorcism movie! Scandal! Outrage! Overreacting on my part! So those involved with The Last Exorcism Part II are so desperate for good buzz, that they have to put positive reviews from the first movie up on the new movie’s Rotten Tomatoes page, tricking readers into thinking it will be good. First, the trickery of the TV spot voiceover and now this? For shame! We’ll see on March 1st how many moviegoers will be duped into supporting this sequel. That’s on March 1st when The Last Exorcism Part II will be in theaters everywhere. March 1st people. Go see The Last Exorcism Part II on March 1st. Oh no…..why am I promoting this movie? These evil sonsofbitches have gotten to me too! My God….no one is safe.