Steve: How do these covers keep getting better? I think I need to play some dang TORG.

Zack: Fursonas and the Fursection Wars.

Steve: Are furries still a thing? Do people still do that?

Zack: I'm sure many of them have moved on to even weirder things to be/jack off to, but yes, there are still some of them.

Steve: So this is like the only giant robot on all of the covers and it is a million times cooler than anything on any Rifts cover.

Zack: Even the boobs on some of the Rifts covers?

Steve: Okay, those are cooler, but on a technicality. It's a sphinx shooting a missile at a superhero woman.

Zack: This is what happens when you let the Muslim Brotherhood take over in Egypt.

Steve: If that's true then I say let them take over everywhere.

Zack: 1-800-FBI-TIPS. I saw it, so I'm going to say it. Steve wants to overthrow the government for mecha sphinx.

Steve: Let's do this!

Zack is the author of the new short story collection Wages: Future Tales of a Hired Gun, a blood-soaked satire of private military contracting. He is also the author of the genre-hopping novel Liminal States, soon to be available as an audiobook. You can find out more about Zack's latest projects and special offers on his Facebook page.

About This Column

Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.