Mean Girls (2004)

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Mr. Duvall:"Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, 'Did someone get shot?'. I ought to cancel your Spring Fling! Now I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ."

Karen:"You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski."Gretchen:"Okay, you did not just say that."Karen:"What? He's a good kisser."Gretchen:"He's your cousin."Karen:"Yeah, but he's my first cousin."Gretchen:"Right."Karen:"So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins."Gretchen:"No, honey."Karen:"That's not right, is it?"Gretchen:"That is so not right."

Janis:"There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."Damian:"Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?"

Mr. Duvall:"Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night!"Secretary Joan:"We can't keep them past four."Mr. Duvall:"I will keep you here until four!"

Cady Heron:"Um, is there alcohol in this?"Mrs. George:"Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."

Damian:"In the name of all that is holy, would you look at Karen Smith's gym clothes!"Janis:"Of course all the Plastics are in the same gym class"Cady Haron:"Who are the Plastics?"Damian:"They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover."Janis:"That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year."Damian:"She asked me how to spell orange."Janis:"That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners."Damian:"She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel."Janis:"Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone."Damian:"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."Janis:"And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that."Damian:"She's the queen bee, the star. Those other two are just her little workers."

Regina George:"Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?"Lea Edwards:"It was my mom's in the 80's."Regina George:"Vintage, so adorable."Lea Edwards:"Thanks."Regina George:"That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen."

Cady Heron:"In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

Regina George:"I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him."Karen:"Do you wanna do something fun? You wanna go to taco bell?"Regina George:"I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all carb diet. God Karen you're so stupid!"Karen:"Regina, wait! Talk to me!"Regina George:"Nobody understands me!"Cady Heron:"You're not stupid Karen."Karen:"No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!"Cady Heron:"Well, there must be something you're good at."Karen:"I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"Cady Heron:"No. That's ok. Anything else?"Karen:"I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense."Cady Heron:"What do you mean?"Karen:"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."Cady Heron:"Really? That's amazing."Karen:"Well, they can tell when it's raining."