Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
1. tummy slimming nylons
2. whoopie cushion (I know this from experience )
3. A kitchen appliance ( though i'd appreaciate it )
4. An eviction notice.
5. an appointment to see a divorce lawyer.
6. An STD.

Name 10 things you shouldn't give your significant other for their birthday
1. tummy slimming nylons
2. whoopie cushion (I know this from experience )
3. A kitchen appliance ( though i'd appreaciate it )
4. An eviction notice.
5. an appointment to see a divorce lawyer.
6. An STD.
7. expensive equipment for your hobby, not theirs
8. Metamucil and Bean-o.
9. invitation to a singles club

1. let them experience a bungee jump.
2. Feed them food after it's been in your mouth and chewed.
3. Shoot them.
4. include them in the wedding ceremony
5. Dirty dancing
6. carry them in your purse as a fashion accessory.