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Joey: Oh, hey! You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate! (To Chandler) And I borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.Monica: Joey, what are you doing? It's never gonna happen. She's seeing somebody.Chandler: Yeah, and I don't have any cologne.Joey: Green bottle next to the shaving cream.Chandler: Oh, worm medicine for the duck.

Ross (Rachel just introduced him to Tommy)) So uh, well, this, this is uh, this is awkward.Tommy Yeah?Ross Well y'know 'cause Rachel and I used to go out.Tommy Oh, I didn't, I didn't know that.Ross Oh! Well then this is awkward.

Joey: Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.Rachel: Oh, hi!Lauren: Hey.Rachel: Hey. Gosh, you look so familiar.Lauren: Oh, yeah! I, I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.

Joey: Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who, who got what?Chandler, Phoebe & Rachel: I had one.Monica: I need two. I'm bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?Ross: Uh, yeah, I, ah, I also need two.Monica: Really? Who's number two?Chandler: Who's number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.Ross: Uh, no, it's, it's just this person.Phoebe: Like a date type person?Ross: Yeah, kinda. It's this woman from work. I hope that won't be too weird. Will it, Rach?Rachel: No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so...Joey: But you said one.Rachel: I meant, me plus one!Joey: Okay. (to Phoebe and Chandler) Did, ah, you guys mean you plus one?

Cailin: (About Pete and Monica) So. How'd you guys meet?Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for $20,000, and she was mine.Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.

Ross: I'm telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viciously screamed at total strangers! I think he's bad news!Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't like the guy Rachel's dating? Well, (Sarcastically) that's odd.

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Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy!Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.Ross: What?Joey: No way, I've been going to the guy for twelve years.Chandler: Oh come on, he said he was going to do my inseem, then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite...Ross: What? (Chandler closes his eyes)Chandler: Cupping.Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side then they move it back, and then they do the rear. Ross, will you tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?Ross: Yes, yes it is... in prison!