Seeing "Ricky Martin is gay!" and "Jake Gyllenhaal is cut!" together like that might cause some readers to interpret a meaning to "cut" that you might not necessarily have intended. Suggest substituting "ripped."

Ricky Martin is gay. Also in the news, the Pope today announced he will hold a press conference to definitely state he is Catholic. And from the No Sh!t Sherlock Institute, bears prefer to do their business in the woods.

Egads! What happened to Teri Hatcher?

Kate Moss doing Shakespeare might be worse than Keanu Reeves, but it's still better than when Mel Gibson did Shakespeare.

Rachel Weisz to play Bond villain?... Um, yes please.

"Y: The Last Man"...The story of the only man alive in a world filled with women. Otherwise known as the Luckiest Man Ever.

So lemme get this straight: She can't dance, and for many she's no star. Hmm. Too bad the show's not called "With The" -- then she'd be PERFECT!

You know, for a moment there I almost felt sorry for her while I was watching that clip. But then the moment passed. I think she's truly, genuinely surprised when someone dares to disagree with her and doesn't cave instantly.

Meanwhile Tony's at a bar with a beer saying, "I don't get paid enough for this sh-."

"He feels like I undermine him as a teacher," said Gosselin, "A lot of people quit on me in my life."

- Well, how many people out there are going to stick around if you undermine them?

"Luke has made the filming process so unpleasant that people dread working with him."

- Funny, that's how I feel about the AT&T network.

"Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros finally closed a deal with Toho to do another Godzilla."
- Owen Wilson as 'zilla and Kate Gosslin as Mothra? Luke as the crazy scientist who no one believes? In 3D? That's Box Office gold, people.

I'dd like to offer a kind word for Pam Anderson's performance on DWTS last night. She channeled Marilyn Monroe throughout the entire show, not just during her dance number (anyone catch her upstaging one of the couples being interviewed post-dance where she artfully rearranged her skirt slit to reveal leg? Priceless!). In retrospect it's clear she was playing a character last week as well, and I assume she plans to do this for as long as she remains on the show. Plus she shows signs of learning to dance.

Of course one could also claim that Kate's channeling a character too, but it's the same obnoxious one she always plays, which I fear is her real self. Poor Tony D.