I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson
I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
Roger Kahn
I went through baseball as "a player to be named later."
Joe Garagiola
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton

Just watching my cats can make me happy.
Paula Cole
I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.
Jeanette Winterson
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Rodney Dangerfield
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
Jean Cocteau
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
George Eliot