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An unknown insider at Mattel has leaked the rumored Shokushu Goukan (Japanese style tentacle rape) origin episode of She-Ra: Princess of Plower. The hour long special episode was intended to launch the series as an adult cartoon in 1985, but was cut and retooled as a children’s program due to aggressive censorship. The long lost episode has appeared on several popular Internet torrent sites, including The Private Bay.

The storyline includes the conception of the princess, her subsequent kidnapping by Whordak, and childhood and young adulthood in another dimension. Under the care of Shadow Queefer, the Princess is raised as a sex slave to the Evil Whored. She services the trans-dimensional, trans-sexual beings in a variety of ways as she discovers her innate ability to take in more appendages than any that has come before her, thus becoming She-Ra: Princess of Plower.

“We’re not happy this was discharged without our permission,” said Mattel C.E.O. Robert Hokusai. “We had plans to release it alongside other quality adult programming later this year.”

While Mattel is currently undergoing an internal investigation and will likely press charges against the employee who leaked the episode, Hokusai says downloaders will not be prosecuted. “We hope this generates interest in the DVD. It’s going to have remastered footage, dozens of additional features, and include multiple angles not available on the leaked copy,” he said. “And on a personal note, I’m relieved and the public can finally see She-Ra as she was originally conceived…doggie style.”