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J.Bravo
said...

"Everyone keeps saying we have one of the most f*cked up fight songs in this here country! I don't understand it....we be good people here. Hold on, Frank. God damnit, Emma Gene! Can I get some privacy?! You know we ate squirrel last night!"

"This is Billy Bob at the Sunny Vista trailer park on highway 45. I'm down to my last UT National Championship jacket and I need something to wipe my ass on right quick. Could you send Billy Ray over with some of those Phil Fulmer sweaters?"

"Nah, man, shut up and just bring me sum damn paper. I already gone used the jacket. Got tanked last night and wiped my ass clean on her. Now she's gotta air dry before I scoots off to Knox for the game."

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