Marcus: No, it wasn't me and you know I can't leap onto the counter. I would need a rocket launcher to get anywhere neat the toaster. 'Fess up.

Cyndi: Well, it sure wasn't me. I would never steal Jan's food. Well, maybe if it was really tempting. But bread?

Micah: Why are you all looking at me? I didn't steal it. But if I had - and I'm not saying I did - it would be Jan's fault for leaving the room with the bread in the toaster before she'd fed us our breakfast.

Buddy: As your attorney, might I suggest the next time you deny stealing bread, you wipe the bread crumbs from your chin first?

Oh funny we laughed and laughed about those bread crumbs on the chin, dietzy nevers steals food, but we do steal dad's sweet tea when he leaves it on the end table...mom says he should have nevers taught us about sweet tea and it is all his fault.stella rose