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Welcome one and all to the Official VelociRapture Cheat Sheet for the extended Duggar family. These are very basic summaries. I don't watch the shows, so I wrote these using a combination of FJ, social media, and google. If you see something incorrect or there's something missing then please comment below (once all the summaries are up.) All I ask is that you cite legitimate sources - there's a ton of false information and rumors about the Duggars. I'd like to keep the summaries as factual as possible. That said, if you know that one of the kids loves pizza and hates salad you don't need to cite that.
I'll try to keep up with the comments and update as needed. Summaries start with the parents and then go by birth order of the children. Some of the kids are included in the same summaries because I don't know much about them and it was easier. Click on each spoiler to view.

Continued from here:
TLC is blessing us with another hour (plus a half hour recap of the crap from last week) of our favorite "reality" show! Lets all watch as the Duggars pretend that things actually happened like they say and that they arent disgusting excuses for human beings.
Where are we in time?
Jinger, Kendra, and Joy are pregnant.
Josiah and Lauren are courting
Jaustin are still working on their house
Jana remains cinderjana
Jill and Josh are nowhere near a camera.

TLC's season numbering is so crazy it seems they get lost. Direct TV, TheTVDB, PTV, etc, are going with season 7 as is my cable guide. It lines up with TLC calling this episode 14.
In this first look at Josiah and Lauren's wedding, the bride and groom say their "I do's" and have their first kiss! Then wind back 6 months earlier to the beginning of their courtship. Meanwhile, Joe and Kendra go on their honeymoon to Greece.
120 minutes
Preview clip:
https://www.google.com.co/amp/s/people.com/tv/josiah-duggar-shares-what-attracted-him-lauren-swanson/amp/

I don’t know the Duggar forum as I mainly hang out in other areas of FJ, but I ran across this in my news feed this morning. Apologies if it’s already being discussed somewhere. I looked around but didn’t see a discussion.
http://popculture.com/reality-tv/2018/04/21/counting-on-michelle-duggar-accused-abuse-reddit-viral-video/

Here is a list of the sponsors. I am writing to them all. Who is with me? I want the specials stopped in its tracks. This madness has to end. Think about it, if JUST 10 people from FreeJinger write to each of the sponsors, it will make a BIG impact! Just 10 people! Please PLEASE think about setting aside a few minutes today and writing to a few... WE can help bring an end to this insanity!
Sponsors
Choice Hotels, Crayola and Kingâ€™s Hawaiian.
Allstate Insurance, Behr Paint, Firehouse Subs, Jimmy Dean, Party City, Pizza Hut, Pure Leaf Iced Tea, Ricola, Sherwin-Williams, and Walgreens.
Ace Hardware, Davidâ€™s Bridal, and Payless.
ConAgra
Keurig H&R Block
CVS
The full list is here http://www.inquisitr.com/2449404/duggar ... o-refuses/
In addition, I got this from Buzzard. Thank you, Buzzard! (The ones listed in red are the ones that didn't pull out when the child molestation scandal came out so they are URGENT)

Came across this today on tumblr and thought folks here would be interested. I've listed to about half of the first (only?) episode - it's pretty much a Free Jinger Duggar discussion thread about the latest Counting On in audio conversation form by these people pictured, Kate and Chris.
Note: I tried to search FJ to see if someone else has already posted this - would kind of be surprised it it's not here somewhere already - but the dang term is used so frequently in the forums that tons and tons of non-podcast references came up in the search results. Also, it wouldn't surprise me if Kate is a FJer - if so, hi, Kate! Thanks for giving me something new to listen to while I do laundry, my most hated task.
My apologies if this has already been discussed and/or there's a thread I didn't find in my search; I get it if this needs to be merged or otherwise mod-ed.

Current Show Status:
Joy and Austin are married but not pregnant
Jill is still pregnant
Joe and Kendra are engaged
No mention of Anna's status
Jinger, Jessa, and Michelle are not pregnant
Reality is optional in Duggarville, enter if you dare!
Last thread here:

Last thread here:
*sigh* Once again, the Duggars have come back for another season of Counting On. Joy's gonna get married, Joe's gonna propose...
You've seen this already, but you haven't seen it with TLC-goggles! Tomorrow's the day. Just look how excited I am!

Previous thread here:
This last season ended with Jinger's wedding and honeymoon, where she and Jeremy had some PDA in the kitchen, and Jeremy got hit with a boomerang. We were also introduced to Joy's friend with fellowship, Austin, who has now become her fiancé.
This is the show that doesn't end... (I had that song in my head, and I just had to share the gift LOL)

Joe is officially courting Kendra!
http://people.com/tv/joseph-duggar-officially-courting-kendra-caldwell/
ETA: Sorry I posted in the Counting On thread. I don't know how to make new threads, or if this would warrant one, but maybe should have been put in the Duggars thread. Sorry mods! Feel free to move if need be.

Previously, we talked ad-fucking-nauseum about shorts, and it made me roll my eyes a lot. Then we argued about why basic internet safety precautions were a good idea.
Continued from here:
Having been a victim of doxxing because I trusted the wrong person, and having had to explain to the OWNER of my company and my father why someone was calling and calling me names, guess what? When I see someone doing something dumb, I'm gonna tell them it's a bad idea.

Last thread here:
Title is from @BadMurphy noticing the glare hiding Josh from view on the show. TLC, we know he was there, so you might as well be honest about it.
This last episode was two hours of crap we already saw, and it was even more boring the second time around. Pretty sure at this point that the network's trying to bore us all to death. Make it stop, TLC!

Last thread here:
To recap: Duggars are still boring, Jessa took over the decoration of Jinger and Jeremy's apartment (and no one was shocked), and Jeremy thinks that the lesson a newlywed couple can take from going to an escape room is learning how to shift blame.
Can they get any more awkward and boring? Do we even need to ask?

Last thread found here:
We're watching the process for Jinger's wedding (that we've already seen), Ben got excited about a water gun at Flame's concert, and we talked about burning food.
May this show bore itself to death, but for now...we're counting on!

The resemblance is completely UNREAL! Talk about uncanny! It's Fox News but one can dream that Jana would have a career like this someday right? I almost thought it was Jana until I saw her name. Being a conservative Fox News host wouldn't be a bad gig for Jana IMO. If Elisabeth Hasselbeck was able to swing her Survivor episode appearance into a job on The View and eventually Fox & Friends, I'm sure Fox would consider Jana for a gig if JB would allow her (and if Jana wanted it, of course). Also, I could definitely see Jana in a suit tackling corporate America!

Part 8 is here:
Thread title is courtesy of @Buzzard, who I can't seem to tag right now (boo!) There haha!
For those unaware, no Duggar started a courtship, got pregnant, adopted, or had anything life-changing, other than suddenly all the Duggar kids want to adopt children out of nowhere.
Most forgettable episode yet. May it be the last.

Part 7 is here:
From TLC, the people who are masters at reusing old footage when their show has become too boring, comes new heights of ridiculousness. They have stooped so low as to reuse footage from only 3-4 months ago, and to once again use a family's pain for ratings.
Supposedly, there's some life-changing announcement this next week, but unless it's that they're going to use all-original footage in the season finale, or that all the adult children are going to form a commune and become flower children, I will not be surprised.