Alfred A. Knopf will publish the new work, in which Clintonwill focus on public service and individual citizen activism,telling a story that he hopes will "lift skirts" and "touch breasts,"the former president said in a statement Wednesday.

AntiNerdNote to all farkers: Jokes linking Clinton to sex are by definition lame. Farkers that make and repeat such jokes are by definition lame. Please go giggle yourself to death.

Sorry, apparently everyone in the thread has misplaced their universal humor dictionary. Or perhaps making a blanket statement that any joke about a certian topic is automatically lame just makes you an idiot.