Cats hide in the darndest of places, don't they? Etsy shop owner Elena prints adorable images of kitties onto semi-sexy pairs of underwear to create the overall awesome effect of the literal cuddly creature ladies obsess over becoming one with the figurative one dudes do. Her timing couldn't be better either, given pop culture's current infatuation with cats. (Have you seen Cat-Opoly? Exploding Kittens?)

Normally I wouldn't be one to promote risking a confrontation with giant, evil feline eyes every time sexy time rolls around, but the underkitties have served me well as a peace offering. My girlfriend's awful mutt cat and I had been having some issues, which upset my girlfriend, so I got her a pair of Elena's printed cat panties to smooth things over and prove that I don't hate all the kitties she owns. On the contrary, I like some of them a whole lot.

Get your 55-gallon barrels of lube out, dudes, because Virtual Mate is about to unleash some very slick new technology. Forget gifts for your girlfriend, this hyper-realistic VR sex game for your PC, laptop, mo

Wise shoppers know that when buying a gift, you should choose something for the recipient that you would never choose to buy for yourself. In that vein, this smokin' hot, 12-gauge clear plastic TRON corset lined with...

Who's your "her" this Valentine's Day gift-giving season? In compiling this list of Valentine's Day gifts for her, I kept in mind that it might be your mama*. It might be a girl you haven't been dating long enough to...

The Fur-Zoff pet fur remover reminds me of a line from the song "If You Wanna Be Happy." You know, the one about how if you marry a pretty woman she'll break your heart, but an ugly one will stay with you forever. Anyway...

Figuring out the best gifts for women in 2018 shouldn't have been too hard for me. It's not like my wife is subtle about telling me what she wants. Or writing her Christmas gift wish list on an 8-1/2" x 11" piece of paper...

The Ashera is possibly the only cat that is acceptable for a single male to own. Because it's about the size of an ocelot, and weighs 30 freakin' pounds. And that's 30 pounds of genetically-gifted muscle, not 30 pounds...

Etsy vendor Nichola's Knickerockers, underwear with adorable animal faces strategically sewn across one of my favorite places on earth, are pricey. But to all ladies who often get mistaken for Victoria's Secret models...

Quick, someone get this cat a lance! He's scheduled to joust one of the guinea pigs from G-Force at high noon and only just finished his battle armor fitting. I don't know if he's ready for this. The pigs have been training...

According to every woman's favorite book, The Five Love Languages, physical touch is the predominant type of love males enjoy receiving, while quality time earns high marks with the ladies. Fundies, a chic pair of tandem...

Aw, poor dogs and cats. Getting Labeled Hyper Pets by the Lickimat slow feeder just because they're partial to a scarfing pace when it comes to eating their scrumptious kibble and tuna fish. I'd never force my cat Zanzibar...

Is further product description really needed? First there was Georgia O'Keefe, now there is author and illustrator Morgan Hastings. Black-and-white outlines of anatomical wonders beg for your acrylic and Crayola technicolor...