Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

OP338. Just following orders

Based off of another joke I heard. Songs are linked.

They played "Jump", and I jumped. What a scene!Then "The Twist", and I twisted. It's beenQuite an evening, no doubtBut I then was thrown outWhen the DJ played "Come on Eileen."

This is hilarious! You don't even have to explain the lascivious act for us to understand how the scenario unfolded. Picturing the visuals, I'm just laughing so hard at seeing Eileen's flustering indignation in response to your 'dance move', and also how they'd kick you off the dance floor and out the door! What a priceless comedy!

Oh, and 'lascivious'; you recall that word, I'm sure. It was just the word I needed here. Taken from 'My Vocabulary List Learned From Limericist', this word was extracted from Phil's limerick in the 'spill' episode of last October's limerick-off.

Well, this one is a contender in this week's contest (the word is "lean"). I know Phil's probably wondering why I still enter it, but it is true that I'm not as emotionally invested in it as I once was.

Contest or not, I think it's good. I don't love my title, but I couldn't think of anything better.

I would definitely call it "a contender" and not just an entry, David.

By the way, Suzanne decided to add an 11th stanza to the one she posted yesterday. Afterward, she was able to change her OP number but not yours. (Only I can jack with ANYTHING, Phil evilly smirked.) Ergo, I've now changed yours to OP338.