If the lady's naughty but properIf the lady's chic-er than chicIf her escorts must wear a topperAnd each man's the man of the weekIf she rides around in a brand new foreign carThe chances are the lady's a star

If the lady's utterly charmingIf the lady's chummy with kingsIf her whims are close to alarmingAnd it's known she's thrown a few thingsIf they've got a drink with her name in Jilly's barThe chances are the lady's a star

If her smallest party is really expensive with tons of expensive caviarIf the lady is someone with the same credentialsSomeone with the same essentialsSomeone who is worshiped from afarShe's a genuine, positive, totally, marvelous, perfectly, wonderfulShe's a great big, great big star!