I would also add, Lord, that your reputation is involved in all that happens between now and November, because there are millions of people around this world praying to their god – whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah – that his opponent wins, for a variety of reasons.

And Lord, I pray that you would guard your own reputation, because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you, if that happens. So I pray that you would step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.

Oh, Lord, we just commit this time to you.

You hear that, God? Don’t fuck it up! Don’t let the Hindus and the Buddhists and the Muslims win. McCain for Yahweh!

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About the authorJim Cook

I haven't been everywhere, but I've lived lots of places in the USA: the North, the South, the East, the West, and places in between. Every place I've been, I've seen acts large and small of kindness, callousness and disregard. Here we are. What will we do?

11 thoughts on“Pastor at McCain Event Declares Holy Christian War Against Other Religions, Warns God Not to Fuck Up the Election”

He says, “they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you.” Is that like, “My dad’s bigger than your dad, nah nah na nah nah?” Not only a childish statement, but it also reflects his childish, narrow view of the world as a whole. Just like McPain, and just like the Bush administration for the past eight years. It’s scary on so many levels as well.

Yet again, watching this makes me embarrassed to be a U.S. citizen. I didn’t think it was possible for me to detest anyone more than W. McPain has proved me wrong on that count.

i’m amazed that some so-called religious people are so simple minded and confer that same unthinking “faith” or acceptance of WHAT THEY SAY as being spiritual or godly in some way. This is a HUGE problem, since it fosters anti-science and a whole lot of crap that people with religious titles (think Muthee here) spew forth as TRUTH! How absurd!

Ignorance is the basis of all prozletiysing. If you cannot read or are semi-literate, it is your responsibility to listen to those whom god has appointed over you to teach you the true way.

And if that teaching sounds remarkable and scary, Just trust me to help you understand. Faith gives us the ability to believe anything. I say that I speak on God’s behalf and what I say is true, you must have faith that I speak the truth because God told me to say these things to you.

If you do not have faith that my words are the words of God, you will be punished and burned forever.

So you see; it is not faith in God that makes us believe in him, it is FEAR.

Oh, and by-the-way. There is only one God but I have lots of names. Choose one from the list and automatically believers in the others are wrong..

It’s just like a Democrat to twist words. He never through out the F*** word like you were so quick to. No to say that it’s right to call God out to honor his name. It’s us that should be honoring Him. Keep up the nice language it makes you look like an idiot.

It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of an emptying country and swelling cities, a time for the widening of previous roads and the opening of new paths, yet a time when these paths are mined by knowing algorithms of the all-seeing eye. It is the time of the warrior's peace and the miser's charity, when the planting of a seed is an act of conscientious objection. These are the times when maps fade, old landmarks crumble and direction is lost. Forwards is backwards now, so we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we are all passing, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times, but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Behind us we have left the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.