Computer Named Ice Cream Flavors

What follows is a d100 random table you'll roll on 1d4 times (if you roll a 4, roll another d4... if that's also a 4, then roll on the 1d100 table a total of 5 times), determining the flavor/name of ice cream as chosen by an artificial intelligence.

You see, computers aren't worried about unwanted thoughts (data) intruding upon their stream of consciousness. They simply splice that shit together without a second thought... which is why they'll eventually try to destroy us!

Why would you ever need to know what an A.I. came up with for ice cream flavors? Obviously, we aren't cut from the same GM cloth.

There are a few insane computers found on the purple islands. Or perhaps a decadent droid on Alpha Blue. Whatever the source, I suggest you create a robot and start coming up with crazy names for ice cream!