The effects of alcohol have become a veritable plague on the world, with booze consumption responsible for killing over three million people in 2012 alone, according to the latest statistics from the World Health Organization.

Residents of New Jersey remain divided in a recent poll, which finds that only by a margin of one percent do the people of the Garden State support legal weed, but they all believe alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than pot.

"What's to stop somebody from getting all potted up on weed and getting behind the wheel?" Um, well. Thanks to Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show," we now have the final, and the funniest, answer to the marijuana vs. alcohol debate. Ever.

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