‘Human Centipede’ sequel to be 400% more medically accurate

It should come as no surprise that Human Centipede director Tom Six enjoys filming people pooping into each others’ mouths, after all, he’s Dutch. (I’ve heard about the ovens you use to cook your food, you sick freaks). Six recently squatted down for an interview with the BBC (*polishes monocle, continues watching scat porn*) in which he revealed that he’s filming a Human Centipede sequel called The Full Sequence in London. And this time around, he says the anus-to-mouth human centipede will include TWELVE PEOPLE! Sounds just like a party at Danny Masterson’s house.

The sequel’s title hints at a longer centipede – is that correct?
Yes, the centipede has 12 people. I had so many ideas when I wrote part one but I couldn’t put them all in because I wanted the audience to get used to the sick idea. Now I can put all my crazy ideas in part two.

AND YOU CAN PUT MORE NUMBER TWO IN PART 2! (God I wish I could write up more poop stories). I can only imagine that with four times the centipede segments, the sequel will be… 400% MEDICALLY ACCURATE!

How difficult was the casting process [for the first]?
I made a drawing of the human centipede construction – and because a picture says more than a thousand words. I showed the drawings to the actresses and so many became very angry with me. They thought I was a European lunatic, so they left.

Pssh, amateurs. You should see the drawings Polanski used to show actresses.

What will mainstream audiences make of it?
I was in the audience at the American premiere. I got all kinds of reactions. I saw people vomiting, people left the theatre because they couldn’t handle it. I had a girl who was too afraid to talk to me afterwards, she thought I was totally nuts.

In Japan they laughed during the whole film – they couldn’t stop laughing.

How funny did you intend it to be?
Not at all. I have a really dark sense of humour myself. But when I wrote the script I wanted to be really serious, but that seriousness creates some humour somehow.

Is there a deeper message to this film?
I read a lot of books about World War II so when I wrote the story I kept referring to the terrible things the Nazi doctors did, and I put in American and Japanese characters so they are all related to the main players of the Second World War. [BBC]

The Japanese were probably just laughing at the wild implausibility of it all. “Haha, stupid round eye, that not how you make human centipede!” I imagine them saying to each other.

It’s an internet meme Vince. From the 4chan boards. along the lines of ‘Doesn’t afraid of anything’

By: Burnsy

08.26.2010 @ 2:23 PM

First National also writes for Cinema Blend… *foreshadowing*

By: Gimpy

08.26.2010 @ 2:23 PM

His original response was: In Japan they laughed during the whole film – they couldn’t stop laughing except to furiously masturbate and then they continued laughing.

By: Burnsy

08.26.2010 @ 2:25 PM

The last time Six squatted down, Mr. Russo got a Cleveland Steamer.

/Blossom’d

By: Donkey Hodey

08.26.2010 @ 2:30 PM

Not at all. I have a really dark sense of humour myself. But when I wrote the script I wanted to be really serious, but that seriousness creates some humour somehow.

Cut! Ok, last time guys, can you stop pretending to all be trumpet players in a mariachi band while you’re down there. I’m super-serial with this shit. I’m gonna start replacing some of you if you can’t take this story about being grafted to another person’s butthole with the amount of gravity and respect that it deserves!

By: Joliet Jake

08.26.2010 @ 2:31 PM

I heard that in the squeakuel the doctor picks up his victims in a Twilight van.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

08.26.2010 @ 2:32 PM

“Lottery Ticket” is dark humour to me.

By: Mick

08.26.2010 @ 2:33 PM

Six is slated to do a sequel to The Music Man with all new songs. Expect an Oscar nod for “76 Rusty Trombones.”

By: GlennBeckHasAIDS

08.26.2010 @ 2:34 PM

Proposed title for Human Centipede sequel: 12 Really Angry Men

By: Joliet Jake

08.26.2010 @ 2:35 PM

I was in a human centipede once. You won’t believe how much shit I took for that.

By: Watanabex

08.26.2010 @ 2:38 PM

so if someone in the middle of the centipede dies, how long before everyone else dies?

By: Dingus

08.26.2010 @ 2:39 PM

I’d rather see WWII portrayed as a game of murderball in which Roosevelt cleans house.

By: GlennBeckHasAIDS

08.26.2010 @ 2:40 PM

As my grandfather used to say, “11 out of 12 times when someone says they’ve been part of a human centipede they’re full of shit”

By: Stinky Peet

08.26.2010 @ 2:43 PM

In the third movie, the doctor gets sued for gross medical malpractice and has to face his victims in court. The working title, you ask?

A Jury of His Pooers

By: Dingus

08.26.2010 @ 2:44 PM

Perhaps in America they can pitch the idea as a weight-loss program?

By: Fek'lhr

08.26.2010 @ 2:44 PM

Lince, you have a Klingon on your blog with a reliable universal translator, let us decode the mysterious ramblings of Dank, now!

*feeds coded punch-card to a large computer with a series of tubes and menacing looking almost-face*

Imported, far away really been even, during the decided; to use go themselves even wanting the view rather to make, but you’ll blow me first!

By: GlennBeckHasAIDS

08.26.2010 @ 2:47 PM

Shit (pun intended!), I think I dickstepped Donk

By: Fek'lhr

08.26.2010 @ 2:49 PM

If there any justice in this Kahless-forshakken universe, The Mighty Feklahr would be at the front of the centipede, Seltzer and Friedberg as a double caboose, Paris Hilton riding shotgun behind Him, and a steady damn supply of Alpo, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and fucking Milwaukee’s Best. Q’kow!

By: Crapbasket

08.26.2010 @ 2:52 PM

[Drives up in taco truck. Appears at service window]

We need a Human Centipede sequel like I need another hole in my head, with somebody’s asshole sewn to it.

By: Erswi

08.26.2010 @ 2:55 PM

Fek, that case of Tabasco you ordered shipped this morning. Should be there by Saturday afternoon.

By: Gimpy

08.26.2010 @ 2:56 PM

Being the first person in a 12 man human centipede would be sort of like winning the worst lottery of all time.

No worries, BeckHa, that just means you get to be behind me in the FD centipede.

By: Ace Mahogany P.I.

08.26.2010 @ 3:05 PM

I made a human centipede with my sister’s Barbie dolls, now if I could make that 400% more medically accurate the masturbation can begin!

By: Crapbasket

08.26.2010 @ 3:06 PM

Centipede construct person #5, “I’m sick of this shit.”

By: Donkey Hodey

08.26.2010 @ 3:08 PM

They call this a Bricker’s Dozen.

By: JessicaD

08.26.2010 @ 3:10 PM

Remember that Two Girls and a Cup video? yeah…the days when we were still so young and innocent.

By: Al

08.26.2010 @ 3:11 PM

This movie is exactly as disturbing as you imagine it would be.

Yes of course I’ll be seeing Part 2.

By: Fek'lhr

08.26.2010 @ 3:11 PM

Ers-come to think of it, Louisiana well water should be some righteous stuff, too, huh?

By: Al

08.26.2010 @ 3:14 PM

The Japanese audience laughed all the way through it because they knew what the head of the centipede (a Japanese guy) was saying. He obviously didn’t stick to the script. He came up with his own shit.

By: Fek'lhr

08.26.2010 @ 3:14 PM

Guy’cha! Hi Al! Finish cocking your shower yet?

By: Al

08.26.2010 @ 3:16 PM

No, you’re welcome to come over and help though.

New up!

By: openwideforchunky

08.26.2010 @ 3:41 PM

12 people in the centipede? Tom Six is obviously just trying to save money on the craft services table.

By: escapemyfart

08.26.2010 @ 3:56 PM

First National was looking for a bailout. And he had an anus in his boca.

By: escapemyfart

08.26.2010 @ 3:58 PM

Also Vince, I was told to notify you that WordPress 3.0.1 is available. WebMASTA!

By: nothingproductive

08.26.2010 @ 4:40 PM

I can’t believe no one told Tom Six you never go Full Sequence.

By: MenaceIISobriety

08.26.2010 @ 5:30 PM

You saw people vomiting? REALLY? Chuck Palahnuik puts a ringer in the audience (or is it a rimjob?) and has him drop a stink bomb.

By: MeatJohnDoe

08.26.2010 @ 8:15 PM

You know what the characters they bring back from the first movie will say:
“I’m getting too old for this shit!!”

By: Nazis Gold

08.27.2010 @ 11:44 AM

In 2 more films Six will finally be to shove his human millipede in the face of all those high school health teachers who doubted his dreams.

By: Agua De Mipalo

08.27.2010 @ 9:22 PM

Pssh, amateurs. You should see the drawings Polanski used to show actresses.

Actually, Polanski’s drawings were non-threateningly drawn in crayon and watercolor.

What? He had to work with what was available at that day care he was scouting.