The Baldies' Survival Guide

(2007)Everything the Slaphead Needs to Cope in a Cruel Hairy WorldA non fiction book by Tim Collins

For those who find that it takes longer and longer to wash their faces each morning, for those who have people turn away as if blinded by the glare from their heads when the sun comes out or have become surgically attached to their baseball caps, this comical compendium will change their lives. It will assist in the process of accepting that their hair is no longer a part of them. In this welcome call to arms for anyone who has suffered ridicule for their combovers or started to think of Danny DeVito as a role model, help is provided to say no to Rogaine and hello to being a shiny, happy person.