Here’s another example of how celebrities are Just Not Like Us…
When you go on holiday somewhere hot, you might bring multiple swimwear changes, right? For men, at least two pairs of swim shorts. For women… I go with a couple of bikinis, minimum, just so one set can dry every other day. Full Story

I mean look, I guess they can name their kids whatever they want. I’ve seen them do it. And after you’ve had sons named Kingston and Zuma, you can’t easily call the next one Kevin. So I get it and, in fact, I like Apollo better than Kingston or Zuma. It seems like the kind of name that would be a hero in a tween sitcom. Full Story

Gavin Rossdale took his boys on a hike with the nanny the other day. The nanny is very attractive. And has bleach blonde hair like Gwen Stefani. Which...not a problem on its own.
But look at Gavin’s hand from behind as they’re going up the hill.
That’s not a “friend zone” part of the body, is it?
Top of the ass, small of the back. Full Story

Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale 10 years ago on September 14th. You remember her dress, right? Galliano. And pink.
10 years later, Anne Hathaway married Adam Shulman in a lightly pinked dress by Valentino. And now word is Justin Timberlake’s wife did the same in a pink and white gown by Giambattista Valli with a “princess-like silhouette”. Full Story

The AMFAR gala is happening tonight in Cannes. We usually always cover this event but this year, we were only staying a week at the festival and, fortunately – or unfortunately if my etalk boss is reading, ha! – this time our trip didn’t include this party. I say that selfishly because the guest list for AMFAR is usually really prime and even if the celebrities don’t stop for interviews – most of the good ones don’t – the gala is good for some great b-roll that we can use throughout the year. Full Story

Weren't we just talking about this last week? In this article? Gwen Stefani and Gwyneth Paltrow were out for dinner in London the other day. Gwen has spent the last few days in Cannes, deluxing on private yachts, hanging out at the du Cap, and last night, making an appearance at the Tree of Life red carpet, no doubt supporting the Brange. Full Story

Celebrity marriage is taking a beating this week. Laura Dern and Ben Harper, Cox-Arquette, Christina Aguilera, all over and done. A friend of mine emailed this morning wondering if Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale could be next. What? You’ve heard about his admission in Details Magazine, haven’t you? Boy George has been saying forever that Rossdale had a relationship with cross-dressing artist Marilyn many years ago. Full Story

Kingston Rossdale doesn’t get enough love here. I’m sorry for that. He deserves it. Because he just might be cuter than them all. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their boys to the park yesterday for some family time. 3 month old Zuma looks like he’s chubbing out and nestled happily with mom on the bench while his brother romped around in an adorable pair of patchy jeans under a red striped shirt. Full Story

Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for 100 guests. Dance party! Super fun! The dance floor was set up outside, Gavin apparently arranged everything, and People reportsFull Story

Gwen Stefani is a clothes horse. A fashion plate. A style maverick. But only on her own days. In other words – the anti Posh. Gwen and Gavin Rossdale went to a wedding this weekend. Instead of trying to outshine the bride in an extravagant gown that would have been the Mrs Beckham signature move, Gwen wore black and heels and respected the occasion, hanging back with the ladies, not making a spectacle of herself in the middle of the lawn with a wind machine she brought from home…. Full Story

Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer are super tight. So it was no surprise to see Gavin in the stands yesterday centre court at Wimbledon supporting his friend and he brought along his wife Gwen. They were the cutest, cuddling during the match. See attached –she has her arm draped around him during a lengthy point. Full Story

This is the adorable Gwen Stefani out and about at the weekend, stylish as ever. Still no news on Angelina and the Wonder Twins but since Gwen hasn’t popped, and since they seem to get pregnant and give birth at the same time all the time, perhaps watching Gwen is as good as watching the Jolie. Full Story

Few quick Superbowl details that aren’t so smutty but kinda interesting nonetheless. Gavin Rossdale and Roger Federer arrived together at the tailgate party, not stopping for interviews but walking the carpet. Both dressed in grey and both really, really, really hot. And tall. That Roger is tall is not surprising. But Gavin isn’t too much shorter. Come to think of it, neither is John Travolta. Then again, I’d been looking at Ryan Seacrest all day. Next to him, everyone is tall.

The best is when Seacrest wrapped up his pre-show for E! With Travolta as his guest standing beside him, Ryan signs off:

And we’re out!

Snort.

Oh and Gisele… Gisele came in the celebrity entrance and then practically ran down the carpet, causing the biggest stir. Hair was unwashed, wearing skinny jeans tucked into black suede boots, and a fitted black shirt, gorgeous of course but she looked tense. Looked tense the whole game. And I remember seeing her, dressed so somberly and thinking – I hope she’s wearing red underwear because again, just like the hair cut, it’s terribly bad luck. Case in point: Tiger Woods always wears red for his final round. You don’t mess with red.

Tuesday – am home, have returned to regular blog schedule until the Oscars which means am posting all day (check back often!) in between bouts of mad dash cleaning and scrubbing. Chinese New Year in 2 days – if you have cleaning to do, including laundry, you better do it before Thursday. Otherwise, no cleaning til Sunday!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Just As She Is: not about Kevin Bacon or Harrison Ford or Ben Affleck who doesn’t exactly qualify as non-scandalous.

Not a baby person in the least but what I do like about them is their feet. So fat, like warm buns. Check out Kingston Rossdale’s cute feet yesterday with Gwen and Gavin at a park in Cali. At one point he grabbed mom’s sunglasses and tried to throw them in the pond. As you can see, King’s hair is getting longer. Full Story