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Palestnian kids won’t bee without a fluffy martyrdom role model!

Farfour, the Mickey Mouse knockoff on Al-Aqsa TV, may have been martyred, but fear not — Palestinian children now have a new warm and fuzzy friend to encourage them to strap nail-laden bombs across their torsos and stroll into Israeli pizza restaurants! On Friday, viewers of Hamas’ kids show were introduced to Nahoul the Bee, who claims to be Farfour’s cousin (a mouse and a bee? way to go to teach kids about zoology!) and curiously enough has the same voice as Farfour, indicating a certain Palestinian actor did not go to his martyrdom along with his big stuffed mouse head. Nahoul, who looks cheaper than any toy you’d win at Circus Circus and is suspended by hands that you sometimes see in the clip, says:

“I want to be in every episode with you on the Pioneers of Tomorrow show, just like Farfour. I want to continue in the path of Farfour the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen. Me and my friends will follow in the footsteps of Farfour. We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.”

How will Nahoul be martyred? By a wicked Israeli Orkin man? In the meantime, I’m so glad Farfour has been replaced by a fluffy thingamajigger to teach Palestnian kids that murder is fun.

Watch the clip, and the host of the show, Saraa. This is the coldest, scariest girl ever. She looks like she could send a thousand Jews to a slow death without blinking an eye. She was also seen at the end of Farfour’s martyrdom clip with that slow nod, complacent smile and icy gaze.

Many Catholics are incensed
over the non-compliance of
Cardinal Mahony over the
last four years. The Church
has suffered its credibility
among all of the victims of
the child abuse lawsuits.
Of the 250 priests (and
other church workers) only
33 have been identified.
Their location is unknown!
Cardinal Mahony should stand
trial for his defience of
the laws of Los Angeles County.

Brenda Keller

What have you done with Funky Winkerbean???? Please return that comic strip!