Elderly Man Brutally Forced to Ride MARTA Train

ATLANTA, GA–An elderly gentleman was brutally forced to board a MARTA train this week in a shocking raw video shot on a cell phone by an onlooker. Though the video appears to have been taken by a grand mal seizure sufferer holding their device vertically, police say that they were able to make out the video’s content.

“It’s a sad day when the old and infirm are preyed upon,” said Sgt. Fardent of the Atlanta Police Department. “No one should be forced to ride a MARTA train, even to the airport.”

The elderly gentleman was physically unharmed, but asked that his identity remain a secret for personal reasons.

“I was just looking for a bathroom,” the man said. “Now I don’t need one.”

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