"All children are gifted.
Some just open their presents later than others." ---unknown

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Email of the day...

Here's my favorite email from today. I've been sent this a hundred times, so I assume some of you have seen it before, as well. But, it's still cute. Quite frankly, I don't even know if the backstory is true, but I like to think it is. Enjoy!

Fw: Today's Humor

1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horsesuntil they stop running.2. Strike while thebug is close.3. It's always darkest beforeDaylight Saving Time.4. Never underestimate the power oftermites.5. You can lead a horse to water butHow?6. Don't bite the hand thatlooks dirty.7. No news is impossible.8. A miss is as good as a Mr.9. You can't teach an old dog new Math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.11. Love all, trustMe.12. The pen is mightier than thepigs.13. An idle mind isthe best way to relax.14. Where there's smoke there'spollution.15. Happy the bride whogets all the presents.16. A penny saved isnot much.17. Two's company, three'sthe Musketeers.18. Don't put off till tomorrow whatyou put on to go to bed.19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry andYou have to blow your nose.20. There are none so blind asStevie Wonder.21. Children should be seen and notspanked or grounded.22. If at first you don't succeedget new batteries.23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box24. When the blind lead the blindget out of the way.25. A bird in the hand isgoing to poop on you.And the WINNER and last one!