I have to say that when I was younger, all of my experiences were taken place at a time I was at my castle when the Dead Moon were trying to get dream mirrors. I walked out and never saw anything and I was hanging out with my friends and girlfriends until I found the girl who I married and gave birth to my daughter. It was my personal Sailor War and I felt like, and still do feel like a very brave soldier.

You and the other Unicornicopians were busy trying to track down Equestria due your Grand Ruler being Princess Celestia's stalker, don't lie. And their very complete records show you weren't married-you couldn't even get a license under Unicornicopian law after the rhyming jerk lost his patience with you and cut off your "apparate".

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The Royal Ministry of Defense already administers a powerful armada. Mala could testify it, he was on the wrong end of it during the Unicornicopian "invasion"... Except he won't even admit he's an anthropormphic space pony, let alone why he's on Earth.

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Actually, the accusation was that you were trying to violate the local development plan. And that's called a delict under the law. Still getting a bit confused, I'm Italian and before unification in Italy it was the delicts that were the more serious offense...

Luna Nova

The fake news media is now calling out that I have been rude to Usagi by walking in front of her. They are saying that it is very rude for me to walk in front of the queen. First of all, there is nothing wrong with me walking in front of Neo Queen Serenity aka Crooked Usagi.

Now the people are having mass protests against me? I mean come on? People are making balloons that resemble me, which I find offensive!

So I got an endorsement from Prince Demand and the people are saying that I never disavowed his controversial organization. I have always disavowed Prince Demand and have always disavowed the Black Moon.

Also, when I do become emperor, and I will become emperor soon, believe me. I will call June 30th "International Mala Day". I promise that I will make it your favorite day of the year, believe me.

Luna Nova

The fake news media is now calling out that I have been rude to Usagi by walking in front of her. They are saying that it is very rude for me to walk in front of the queen. First of all, there is nothing wrong with me walking in front of Neo Queen Serenity aka Crooked Usagi.

So I got an endorsement from Prince Demand and the people are saying that I never disavowed his controversial organization. I have always disavowed Prince Demand and have always disavowed the Black Moon.

Luna Nova

Just got back from a big meeting today, and it was a big one. I got to meet up with Queen Beryl and I must say, she is a really fine person, believe me.

You know, if there is anyone who is making an attack on Earth, I bet it has to be either the GMP lead by Sailor Venus or any of the other Sailor Guardians. There i no way that the Dark Kingdom could be in on it.

Problem is, the fake news media won't buy it.

Queen Beryl is a very good woman, I would like to know what she did that made her so "bad".

You know, if there is anyone who is making an attack on Earth, I bet it has to be either the GMP lead by Sailor Venus or any of the other Sailor Guardians. There i no way that the Dark Kingdom could be in on it.

She just couldn't take a heartbreak well. She was even worse than the guy who, after being dumped for being a psychopath, tracked down six other exes of his ex-girlfriend, brainwashed them, and started a League of Evil Exes to dictate her future romantic life...

Luna Nova

Ok, so the fake news media has came out and there have been investigations into Nephrite and Kunzite and now they claim that I was involved in the creation of a castle built in the Dark Kingdom and how that castle was made for Beryl. They even have a wall build onto the castle that said "Mala" on it. Look, I know that at the time when this was done, I never met Beryl. I did not even know who she was at the time.

And so now we see Goldie Lox Minako and her GMP thugs have indicted Nephrite and Kunzite. I know that this is nothing but a witch hunt! There is no collusion! I have known them for years and this is all a witch hunt!

And then at one of my rallies there was this guy protesting against me, claiming false things about me who, I dunno, was roughed up? Well, maybe he should have been roughed up because what he did was disgusting! I have hundreds to thousands of fans and they were not happy with what he was doing.

Let it be known, that your favorite king of Crystal Tokyo and Earth is innocent!

Luna Nova

Ok, so the fake news media has came out and there have been investigations into Nephrite and Kunzite and now they claim that I was involved in the creation of a castle built in the Dark Kingdom and how that castle was made for Beryl.

And so now we see Goldie Lox Minako and her GMP thugs have indicted Nephrite and Kunzite. I know that this is nothing but a witch hunt! There is no collusion! I have known them for years and this is all a witch hunt!

And then at one of my rallies there was this guy protesting against me, claiming false things about me who, I dunno, was roughed up? Well, maybe he should have been roughed up because what he did was disgusting! I have hundreds to thousands of fans and they were not happy with what he was doing.

Luna Nova

Somebody out there who works for me is saying that they are trying to find a way to dispose of me! This is pure treason! I don't know who it is but I bet you guys that this person is either working for Crooked Usagi or Goldie Lox Minako. I will find out who this double agent is, believe me.

We are going to fix all the problems on Earth and.... Wait wait, who is that? Is that person saying "Usagi for Queen"? Ok, get em outta here! To that protestor, I just want to say that I will beat the crap out of you! Just toss em out guys! Throw em out!!!!

Now I see Makato saying "I can't believe this moron. He does have some access to some of the most intelligence in the world but instead he gets his information from Ginga TV. I bet he also gets information from Beryl too!"

Rei said: "He insulted my grandfather! That enough is why he needs to lose the campaign".

Now first of all, I look at all my fans and I wanted to let you know, I have already won! Believe me, I have won.

Luna Nova

Somebody out there who works for me is saying that they are trying to find a way to dispose of me! This is pure treason! I don't know who it is but I bet you guys that this person is either working for Crooked Usagi or Goldie Lox Minako. I will find out who this double agent is, believe me.

and.... Wait wait, who is that? Is that person saying "Usagi for Queen"? Ok, get em outta here! To that protestor, I just want to say that I will beat the crap out of you! Just toss em out guys! Throw em out!!!!

Now I see Makato saying "I can't believe this moron. He does have some access to some of the most intelligence in the world but instead he gets his information from Ginga TV. I bet he also gets information from Beryl too!"

Rei said: "He insulted my grandfather! That enough is why he needs to lose the campaign".

Luna Nova

Thanks to your favorite king, the economy has greatly improved. I knew I would be the best!

What we have however, is one of Crooked Usagi's spies also known as Goldie Lox Minako who indicted Kunzite, one of the smartest people I have ever known. If it were up to me, I would come to his defense and then I would punch that Goldie Lox in the face!

I mean, it is so good to see that the swamp has really drained. I knew that I would be a stable genius.

And then you got Ami. Ami is not a genius. She's got blue hair, which is sad. Blue is such a sad color, just like her hair. Sad Ami has no intelligence over anything other than I guess the fake news media. My green hair, is better than that. Green is the color of stability. Like I said, I am a very stable genius.

And speaking of geniuses, Wiseman called me and said he would love to meet me in person and we will be scheduling a summit right in front of the Crystal Palace.

So I am at my rally speaking and I see this person and she fell down. I need to ask this. Are you ok? Is everything ok? Oh, it looks like she fainted. That means she's excited for me.

And as for critics posts on social media. Here are there responses.

Critic 1: Hey Mala, Minako is working very hard on #BerylGate and when she is done, your ass is going to jail! #ItsMinakoTime