(To the boys at Pleasure Island) Come, over here! Come, listen to me! Look, they're trying to trick us! They want us to act like jackasses, if you do that's what you'll turn into! Please, don't listen to them! Don't go on the Rides! Please!!!!

Gepetto made them! I won't let them burn!

(To Gepetto) But... I want to stay with you.

(Lying to save them from Lorenzini) I hate you, Papa. I wish I'd never, ever met you. I never wanted to be your son... I wanted to remain a puppet!

The Professor: (he walks slowly and menacingly up to Pinocchio) Is that true?

Pinocchio: Uh... no.

(his nose grows)

Boy: Hey, how'd you do that?

The Professor: Silence! (looks at Pinocchio) You wouldn't be lying to me by any chance, would you?

Pinocchio: Uh... uh... no. (His nose grows longer)

The Professor: It seems, that there are two kinds of liars. (he is now walking through the room) Liars with the short legs, and liars with the long noses. So, I will give you one last chance to redeem yourself: If you did not punch Lampwick, how did he end up on the floor?

Pinocchio: (struggling) Nobody punched Lampwick... Lampwick punched.. himself. (his nose is now extremely long) Uh, I mean, a - a man - climbed - in - through the window and punched Lampwick, Lampwick tried to punch him back but - he missed (his nose is now the length of the classroom) and fell on the floor!

(inevitably, the class laugh hysterically)

The Professor: Silence! (fails to keep order) SILENCE!

(he suddenly notices Pinocchio's nose right in front of his. Pinocchio has a sneeze coming)

The Professor: No... come on... (gestures at the prefect) A handkerchief... quick!

(as the class urge Pinocchio to sneeze, the prefect runs up with a handkerchief and Pinocchio disastrously sneezes all over the Professor's face, sneezing sawdust on him)

The Professor: If there is one thing I will not tolerate in my classroom, it is a liar. Now get out!

Pinocchio: (he walks miserably up from his desk but can't because of his nose, so he decides to tell the truth) I was the one who punched Lampwick. I'm sorry. (his nose shrinks)

Felinet: He's a puppet, fur-face. He's going to be worth a fortune...and I know exactly where to cash him in! (Both giggle)

Father: Don't worry, son! I'll get your ball back! (Felinet glances at Pinocchio's ball, realizes who it belongs to, and runs off, tossing the ball at Volpe) (Boy and his father round the corner, boy points at Volpe, who is foolishly holding the ball)

Father: Steal my son's ball, would you?? (Punches Volpe viciously)

Gepetto: What news?

Leone: Well I went to the baker's but they said nothing, so I went to town but nobody said anything, so then I went to Maria, the witch, the one who hasn't spoken in years.

Gepetto: What did she say?

Leone: Nothing. But, she gave me this.

Gepetto: It's a twig.

Leone: Think about it. Pinocchio probably feels like he can't come home, that he's lost, and you'd be angry at him if he did.

Gepetto: Well, yes.

Leone: And so where would you go if you felt like that?

Gepetto: I don't know. Somewhere quiet, safe.

Leone: And where would that be, given the fact you were made of wood!?!

Gepetto: The forest..! Thank you Maria!

Leone: Well, what are you waiting for, let's go!

(at the church)

Pinocchio: Hey, I know you - you're friends of -

Felinet: No, no, we've finished with him now. We're just here to ask for forgiveness.

Pinocchio: What's forgiveness?

Volpe: Forgiveness is when you have done something really really wrong, and you know what you did was wrong, but you want someone else to tell you it was wrong, but you know what you did was wrong because you did it!

Monk: Sssh!

Pinocchio: Please forgive me for being a puppet, and not a real boy.

Felinet: You know, it may be possible for you to become a real boy.

Pinocchio: How?

Felinet: All you need is a miracle!

Pinocchio: What's a miracle?

Volpe: (buts in) A miracle is - (Felinet puts her hand over his mouth)

Felinet: Miracles make your dreams come true.

(At Pleasure Island)

Pepe: Rather cruel of you to shoot my cousins into outer space.

Pinocchio: All I'm doing is having a little fun.

Pepe: Yeah, fun, good idea! Fun gets my antenna waaaay up! But what about your Papa, you said you bought him up?:

Pinocchio: I didn't bring him up.

Pepe: Precisely my point! You know what comes from actin' like a jackass? And if you act like one, then you'll become one!

Pinocchio: Come, over here! Come, listen to me! Look, they're trying to trick us! They want us to act like jackasses, if you do that's what you'll turn into! Please, don't listen to them! Don't go on the Rides! Please!

Lorenzini: Now, now, what's all this? I've created this wonderful playground for you all to play in. And all for what? (:Angrily, to Pinocchio) You steal my donkeys?

Pinocchio: They're not your donkeys! This one's Lampwick!

Lorenzini: (Tuts) Pinocchio, a good little boy does not go around spreading lies!

Pinocchio: It's not a lie! (Points to his nose) My nose grows when I lie!

Pinocchio: No, don't! (Lampwick donkey snorts) Lampwick, come on! (Lampwick snorts again) Do it! (Lampwick neighs and knocks a stunned Lorenzini into the fountain, where he mutates into a sea monster thanks to the curse. When he climbs out, the boys yell in shock)

Boy 1#: He's turning into a monster! Look at his face! (Lorenzini is unable to breathe and smashes through a mirror, jumping into the water which leads to the ocean)