Well spotted, hypothetical reader – you do not. That doesn’t stop me wanting them, though! They’re utterly dripping (quite literally, in the case of the halfling’s sandwich) with character and old-school charm, just the sort of thing that dyed-in-the-wool Blood Bowl fans adore.

Of course, it’s a shame to have such lovely miniatures and not have a use for them. At the recent Full Beard Cup at Warhammer World, we heard several coaches discussing what they’d do with the refs; some were planning on using them as markers to track their re-rolls or the current turn, while others were going to use them as a reminder that they’d bought Bribe inducements. Great ideas both, but if you want something a bit more bespoke, good news! January’s White Dwarf will include a set of fun, optional rules for letting these pint-sized despots oversee your Blood Bowl matches.