2001nov05.
Totally Extreme Christmas Pops!!!!!111!1
This display was stationed at a local market. I have two observations: (1)
every time I walk into a store, which is not that often, the only thing
running constantly through my brain go something like this: “who’s buying
all this shit? who in the hell is purchasing this [mentally gesturing to
insane holiday-themed item]? Or this [gesturing]?” (2) The word “extreme”
now officially means absolutely nothing. I’ve also made the belated discovery
that the only place in Safeway, for example, that you’re going to find healthy,
non-gimmicked food is in
baby jars. It’s imperative for babies to eat healthy food, but after
that, you’re on your own, pal.