You know you roleplay too much

When...
1. When you scream at your T.V. because DBZ is godmodding.
2. When you watch Harry Potter and you accuse Voldemort of being OP.
3. When you roleplay at /all/.
4. When you expect to see the Sicarius on the evening news.
5. When your parents are filling the ice tray, you yell at them because they have no reasonable reason to use Ancient Magicks.
6. When you expect a new political leader to take power every other week.
7. When you meet someone who doesn't have a bad past, so you shout at them they're "a lorebreak".
8. When you expect your life to end in combat.
9. When you are having an arguement in real life, and you're surprised Sand Traven hasn't showed up.
10. When someone on TV is shot, and you yell "Decapitate and burn the body!"
11. When Russia is no longer a country.
12. When you try to find a Necromancer at age 80.
13. When someone puts a gun in your face, and you -smile-.
14. When you call your cell phone a commorb.
15. When your best friend knows a secret, and you accuse them of Metagaming.
16. When your friend hits you from behind, and you accuse them of autohitting.
17. When you look above someone's head, waiting for their actions.
18. When you try to carry 10,000 quaters in a small pouch.
19. When anyone in a hood is an assassin.
20. When on halloween, you yell at the kid dressed up like a vampire because they can't be across the salve.
21. When you make a thread about how you roleplay too much.
22. When you see a couple kissing in a public place, and spam "This is not a dating site."
23. When at church on Sunday, you pray to Saradomin.
24. You commit suicide because you do not like your character, thinking you can make another anyway.---
Take it from there, 42!I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

25. When a teacher gives you a detention and you say "Why so Sicarius?"
26. When you get into a fight and say "*(Your name here) attempts to punch (Other person's name) in the face*.
27. When it's your 12th birthday and say "It's my Kexth birthday!"
28. When you see a mime and say "Oh no! It's Kex the Joker! Run!"
29. When someone is about to kill you, so you try to go out of character to not die.