Meatini/Serial Killer

I’m a fan of when people decide to take it upon themselves to build random objects and/or structures out of bacon. It’s just great fun for the whole family. Today, I’m browsing the internet, and I come across the Meatini, which is a martini glass made out of bacon with scrambled eggs inside. The first word that comes to my mind is, “Genius”. Take a look, and I dare you to think otherwise:

I took it upon myself to find out what genius decided to create this. Surely it was a student at Yale or perhaps Harvard, or a past Nobel Prize winner. What I found horrified me. This beautiful creation was made by a serial killer with a dangerously inappropriate shirt on. Don’t believe me? I have proof.

Looking batshit nuts crazy el loco insane in the membrane:

And if that wasn’t enough, the guy kidnapped someone’s child and is force feeding it meat with some strange woman:

I pray for this child’s safety and hope the proper authorities recover her soon so that she may be re-united with her family. If you have an information on her wherabouts, please contact your local authorities.