Hundreds of cows have been spotted in downtown Portland. They're grazing in Pioneer Square, mooing uncontrollably, leaving patties; it's not a pretty sight. But they're well-intentioned: these Kows for Kids are hoping to raise a moolion dollars for youth and family charities. Greg, Wendy, and I hoofed around town yesterday communing with the bovines. Took some pictures. I've now officially used up my lame pun quota; don't expect to see any more here this year.