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Three dead bodies turn up at the
mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police
to tell them what has happened. The
Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body:
An Italian, 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the
enormous smile.' Second body:
'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand
pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on
whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning,
hence the Smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?' 'Ah,' says the
coroner, 'This is the most unusual one.
Danny O'Neil, Irish, 30, struck by
lightning. '''Why is he smiling then?''inquires the
Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture
taken".