Fly Away

"One day in biology after a lab, my crush sat down in his seat, and I wanted to walk past him really cool so he would notice me. I got past him, and he said, 'Yo.' I was so excited that he saw me, and I responded, 'Yea?' all cutely. He said, "Ummm, your fly is open." I looked down at my open zipper. 'Thanks,' I said, and ran back to my chair."