Remember that cool trick you could do with silly putty by pressing the sticky substance onto newspaper and making your own print? Well, TheCheeky's $550 titanium wedding ring is kind of like that, except terrifying: the band has the words "I'M MARRIED" engraved on the inside, ostensibly so wannabe cheaters will never be able to escape the clutches of their betrothed.

From the website:

...We have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the ‘Club' and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option. The mark left on your skin says…'I'm Married.'

You know what's also an option? Trusting your spouse! Or wearing another ring to cover up your sorta-temporary tattoo. Just saying.