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a little bit snarky (sometimes)

19 Signs You’re An Even More Superior Asshole Than The Superior Assholes Who Write for Thought Catalog, with no apologies to this person:

1. You have lived south of the Mason-Dixon line. And? You’ve probably lived south of it on two different continents but you can’t be bothered to look that up because what is so shameful about the South?

2. When people call you a sarcastic bitch, it has finally begun to hurt again after years of thinking you had to be too thick-skinned to care.

4. You’re a little over fall foliage, truth be told, but why rain on anyone else’s parade about it?

5. You own the clothes you’d like to own, and if that means your fashion sense is a bit normie, well, then it’s normie. But if that means your fashion sense is occasionally a tribute to some other decade, that’s okay too. Of course, it doesn’t mean you think rips and tears are appropriate. That’s just crappy workmanship. Where’s your needle and thread…?

6. The word is tisane, especially when talking about fruity, flowery teas. And they’re delicious.

7. You have sat through enough therapy to be able to see the value in acknowledging that you feel.