EAST BROOKFIELD — The lawyer in charge of the Worcester office of the Committee for Public Counsel Services allegedly asked police to leave “embarrassing elements” out of their report after his arrest for drunken driving in Leicester early Saturday morning.

Michael S. Hussey, 51, of 8 Wheeler Ave., Worcester, was arraigned yesterday in Western Worcester District Court on charges of drunken driving, negligent driving, a marked lanes violation and speeding.

Leicester police had been alerted about 12:45 a.m. to the possibility of a drunken driver heading into town after Spencer police received a call from a convenience store clerk who reported a man has stopped to ask directions. The clerk said the man seemed confused, appeared to have urinated on himself and was driving a red Saturn.

Nearly an hour later, Officer Ronald Tarentino Jr. noticed a red Saturn and watched it pull into Cumberland Farms. The driver went into the store, came out and headed east. Officer Tarentino followed and wrote that he observed the car going 47 mph in an area posted at 35. He wrote that the car was drifting between the center line and the fog line and swerving as it neared one or the other.

Officer Tarentino stopped the car and asked Mr. Hussey to step out. When he did, Officer Tarentino discovered that Mr. Hussey had defecated on himself, according to the officer’s report.

Police wrote that two of the three field sobriety tests administered were “abandoned” when Mr. Hussey said he was done or could not do the tests. On a portable breath test, Mr. Hussey allegedly registered a .215. The legal limit in Massachusetts is .08. He declined a second breath test at the police station, where he was allowed to clean up and change his clothes.

As police were completing paperwork for Mr. Hussey’s $40 bail, he told Officer Tarentino, he was “going to plead guilty to this and asked me to keep the more embarrassing elements out of my report,” according to court documents.

With additional humiliating pic goodness at the link. How does this happen? :confused:

Well, your bladdah gets wicked full from drinking a shitload of bee-ahs at Joe's Bah and Grill, and you forget to take a leak before you head for the cah. Next thing you know, you're stuck on the Mass Pike trying to get to Woostah, and you realize that you need a wicked bad haircut, but you don't wanna get off in Natick 'cause fuck Natick, so you drive until your urethral sphincter says fuck it too. Next think you know you have a wicked problem.

Any questions?

NJCardFan

05-12-2010, 01:07 AM

Well, your bladdah gets wicked full from drinking a shitload of bee-ahs at Joe's Bah and Grill, and you forget to take a leak before you head for the cah. Next thing you know, you're stuck on the Mass Pike trying to get to Woostah, and you realize that you need a wicked bad haircut, but you don't wanna get off in Natick 'cause fuck Natick, so you drive until your urethral sphincter says fuck it too. Next think you know you have a wicked problem.