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Only young people, surfers, and people who have actually been smashed can say that they were smashed.

And since you're not a young person or a surfer I can only assume that you've literally been smashed. Why are you writing things rather than resting in bed? What is wrong with you strop?

...I didn't mean to stop writing, because you probably should. Maybe. Do it. I command you.

"Sometimes kids just need a good whacking."

Whacking is never the answer, Strop. Never. <insert safe for work masturbation joke here>

[quote]I was completely smashed yesterday. [/quote]\r\nOnly young people, surfers, and people who have actually been smashed can say that they were smashed.\r\n\r\nAnd since you're not a young person or a surfer I can only assume that you've literally been smashed. Why are you writing things rather than resting in bed? What is wrong with you strop?\r\n\r\n...I didn't mean to stop writing, because you probably should. Maybe. Do it. I command you.\r\n\r\n[quote]"Sometimes kids just need a good whacking."[/quote]\r\nWhacking is never the answer, Strop. Never. <insert safe for work masturbation joke here>

I heard. And I missed it D: Stupid second graduation. The one day the Internet would have been fun...

Our citizens have no choice but to trust that we will succeed. There is no viable alternative,

These words are so, so, disturbingly true.

[quote]I was completely smashed yesterday.[/quote] I heard. And I missed it D: Stupid second graduation. The one day the Internet would have been fun...\r\n\r\n[quote]Our citizens have no choice but to trust that we will succeed. There is no viable alternative,[/quote] These words are so, so, disturbingly true.

Just checking in, can't update today because my shift ended at 11pm and my next one starts at 8am D:

The music timed perfectly for me, which was kinda awesome.

That is good, it took me twice as long to write the segment because I was trying to choreograph it to sync relatively well. Yay 8am bedtime!

Only young people, surfers, and people who have actually been smashed can say that they were smashed.

I can hardly recommend attempting to emulate the experience of imbibing so much alcohol it feels like you were literally punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla.

Anyway, I'll get the next part up within the next couple of days.

Just checking in, can't update today because my shift ended at 11pm and my next one starts at 8am D:\r\n\r\n[quote]The music timed perfectly for me, which was kinda awesome.[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat is good, it took me twice as long to write the segment because I was trying to choreograph it to sync relatively well. Yay 8am bedtime!\r\n\r\n[quote]Only young people, surfers, and people who have actually been smashed can say that they were smashed.[/quote]\r\n\r\nI can hardly recommend attempting to emulate the experience of imbibing so much alcohol it feels like you were literally punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla.\r\n\r\nAnyway, I'll get the next part up within the next couple of days.

yeeaaaaah, music didn't work on my end, considering it kept having to buffer.

I can hardly recommend attempting to emulate the experience of imbibing so much alcohol it feels like you were literally punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla.

the same experience can be experienced by actually being punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla, although this is far less reccomendable.

yeeaaaaah, music didn't work on my end, considering it kept having to buffer.\r\n\r\n[quote]I can hardly recommend attempting to emulate the experience of imbibing so much alcohol it feels like you were literally punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla.[/quote]\r\n\r\nthe same experience can be experienced by actually being punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla, although this is far less reccomendable.

yeeaaaaah, music didn't work on my end, considering it kept having to buffer.

Hit the pause button and wait 'til it prebuffers manually you dummy!

the same experience can be experienced by actually being punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla, although this is far less reccomendable.

I will give you +1 internets if you actually attempt this.

And put a record of the attempt on YouTube.

Oh gosh there were emails! D:

>_<

Go look, discussion is ongoing!

[quote]yeeaaaaah, music didn't work on my end, considering it kept having to buffer.[/quote]\r\n\r\nHit the pause button and wait 'til it prebuffers manually you dummy!\r\n\r\n[quote]the same experience can be experienced by actually being punched in the face by a 500 pound gorilla, although this is far less reccomendable.[/quote]\r\n\r\nI will give you +1 internets if you actually attempt this.\r\n\r\nAnd put a record of the attempt on YouTube.\r\n\r\n[quote]Oh gosh there were emails! D:[/quote]\r\n\r\n>_<\r\n\r\nGo look, discussion is ongoing!

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