To get good height on a swing set, there’s no shame in getting a little help. Unfortunately, sometimes your friends might pull your thong up and give you the worst atomic wedgie ever.

Given how shitty women are to each other, this is still probably the nicest thing a woman has done for another woman in a decade. “Sure she ripped my vulva in half but at least she didn’t call me fat behind my back and tell people that my ankles look like Roman columns.”

About Chris Spags...
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.