3. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

4. Rumours are it's Guardiola they really want...

Apparently it's Rafa until the end of the year, and then the much-overrated Guardiola next year.

Yes, I said overrated. Who wouldn't have been successful with that Barcelona team?

Being Chelski manager would be my dream job. Sign a multi-year contract for $$$$, get sacked after a couple of bad results, and then sit back and relax to enjoy massive pay cheques coming in for the duration.

5. Fully expect Rafa back on the Wirral with a huge wedge

in his pocket-After 2004 my mates dad said thats it, money has ruined football its hurling and Rugby for me. If a russian mobster can buy chelski their first title in 50 years who says some rich fook insn't gonna buy a citeh and make them champions! We all laughed at him at the time