Rintor:
True,
but I can relate to that guy that drove, I'm a courier. When something
has to be on time it's,your job on the line. However, it blew up in his
face.

Mighty Peking
Man: The best thing about Who Am I? is that Japanese babe. I'd love
to shag her.

Rintor:
Me
too. Cause I'm dead sexy! Whew. Speaking of which, they way he met her
was quite funny.

Mighty Peking
Man: Yeah, it was clever. The whole "numb" mouth scene was classic.
They show that chick's nipples in "Sleepless Town"..

Rintor:
Wow.
Let's review that movie next.

Mighty Peking
Man: You've seen it?

Rintor:
No,
but I'm going to. Nippples! Of course I'd do anything with breasts. One
question though. When did Jackie become a Rally driver?

Mighty Peking
Man: A rally driver? What do you mean? We're talkin' about WHO AM I?
not THUNDERBOLT.

Rintor:
Yeah,
but Jackie got in that damn Mitsubishi and drove like Al Unser.

Mighty Peking
Man: Okay, now I remember. I'm sure he had lots of stunt doubles for
that part. I still think all Chinese are bad drivers. I got living "friends"
as proof.

Rintor:
By
the way, is Jackie the OFFICIAL Mitsubishi sponsor or something? He has
one in just (cont

Rintor:
about
every single one of his movies. Good Lord!

Mighty Peking
Man: I think so. Ever since WHEELS ON MEALS, "mitsubishi" has been
a co-star in his movies. I heard he gets a prototype of each new designed
vehicle that comes out - like the one in Armour of God and Operation Condor.

Rintor:
Geez.
Does he get the sponsor girl too? It seems that might be why none of the
women in his movies can act, with a few exceptions.

Rintor:
Maybe
they hired somebody new. And after he titled it decently, they fired him
cause they didn't like it.

Mighty Peking
Man: Okay man, what's the greatest Jackie Chan film of all time in
your opinion? Don't even say "Half A Loaf".

Rintor:
Greatest
JC film would have to be Drunken Master 2.

Mighty Peking
Man: Nah way man. As far as pacing, plot and action. Police Story does
it for me.

Rintor:
Ok,
It's a tie. Damn he makes good movies.

Mighty Peking
Man: He did. Actually, Iwonder why he stopped directing. To tell you
the truth, I think he's a better director than anything. Look at all the
films he has done. The timeless classics are the one's HE directed.

Mighty Peking
Man: Hopefully, he'll direct his next movie. But...I don't think that'll
happen for awhile. He's gotta do a Shanghai Noon sequel, some shit with
Spielberg and some other film...so who knows. We may never see a "Jackie
Chan" film ever again.

Rintor:
Not
'til he feels like he can't do action movies anymore. Didn't he direct
Gen X Cops?

Mighty Peking
Man: No, he produced it. Benny Chan, director of the film we're talking
about today, directed it.

Rintor:
Ah,damn.
Benny Chan is good.

Mighty Peking
Man: I like him. But his sequel to "Gen X Cops" sucked major chunks.
Have you seen it?

Mighty Peking
Man: Read my review sometime. You wanna see a good Benny Chan film?
Get BIG BULLET with Lau Ching Wan. I'm going to be having a DVD contest
pretty soon and BIG BULLET is one of the prizes.

Rintor:
Cool.
Did I win?

Mighty Peking
Man: Read what I just said.

Rintor:
I
know what you said. But I won right? Right? RIGHT?!?

Mighty Peking
Man: I'm filipino. I can't be bought.

Rintor:
What
about threatened?

Mighty Peking
Man: Nope. You threaten me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.
So back to WHO AM I?

Rintor:
You're
Jeff.

Mighty Peking
Man: Very funny.

Rintor:
Of
course.

Mighty Peking
Man: Closing comments on Who Am I?

Rintor:
Good
movie, two thumbs up. Good fight and good stunts. Ignore the annoying reporter.
And for your information, you're Jeff.

Mighty Peking
Man: That'd be who I am?

Rintor:
correct.

Rintor:
But
if you're Jeff, then WHO AM I?!?

Rintor:
Dun
dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!

Mighty Peking
Man: Garey Busey! No....Don Deluise

Rintor:
AHH!

Mighty Peking
Man: Well, my thoughts on Who Am I?.....The last Jackie Chan movie
I really enjoyed since first watching Police Story and made me watch Sleepless
town so I can see that babe in action.

Rintor:
NIPPLES!

Mighty Peking
Man: Black nipples!

Rintor:
MMM.

Mighty Peking
Man: Black Japanese Nipples! By the way Rintor, how come you never
write reviews for this site anymore?

Rintor:
I'm
busy as fuck. I go to college and I work and I have a girlfriend.

Mighty Peking
Man: Good enough

Rintor:
The
time I do have is spent reading, playing video games or working on my own
site. But I did a review not too long ago.