Boyle: We must outlaw topless 'possums

9:11 PM,
Feb. 9, 2013

Tim Moffitt

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I'd like to applaud the North Carolina legislature for its all-encompassing approach to important legislation this year, but unfortunately I must call it out on one major oversight.

What about the plague of topless 'possums?

As you probably know by now, we've got a bill in the state House of Representatives to make it illegal for women to bare their nipples in public and another to allow the good folks in Brasstown to use a live 'possum for their annual New Year's Eve Possum Drop. ...