1. "Man... it's a shame about the twin towers... what an awful thing to target, they were so huge"
"Dude! I knooooooooow! they were big like jane"
"Man.. let's fly a plane into her!"

2. "Shit... king kong is climbing that building"
"hey... i always wondered... is king kong male or female..."
"well... this is often discussed... the name KING kong imples that it is actually a male but theories suggest that we have been mislead"
"well how so hombre?"
"well i mean... check king kong... it's big... like jane"