If you’re going to get somebody’s name tattooed on your body forever, you might as well get it somewhere good, right?

Tori Spelling’s husband and father of their four children apparently heeded that advice. As the reality show star, designer, and author revealed on Twitter, Dean got a tattoo of Tori's name in an "unbelievably intimate spot" for her birthday. And to think, some women get cars or jewels. Losers!

Since the tweet is straight from Tori’s Twitter feed, we’re inclined to believe it, but we have only three intimate spots we can think of, and we really need to know which one is the winner. Fess up, Tori, as we know from your shows and books, you’re not one for keeping secrets...