US Postal Service is 8.5 billion in the hole. Job cuts is imminent. I'm sure the man will be fine. He knows how to dodge a bullet or two; his internet gymnastics is surefire overkill ampex reels. Oh wait, we're talkin' 'bout RL here. No biggie, all good. No way the US Postal Service would let someone as charamastic and legendary as GOBB slip thru the cracks. He's a keeper for sho! Best mailman in the 215 jua-hurd-meh?!

... however, worse case scenario - GOBB will be in front of his PC 24/7 if the layoff monster takes a bite out of that ass. [that's that ass Mr. Post Man!]

... so be prepared people. Be ready to pay the ultimate homage or else.