#28. Who’s The Hell Is Frank’s?

Who’s the hell is Frank’s?
Not yours Judy
Not yours Judy
Judy’s -no, no he is not Judy’s
He is Betty’s!
He is Betty’s!
He is Betty’s, so go away Judy, ‘cause you have already lost the chance to claim his love and have him all to yourself
Go away and leave Betty alone
Go leave Betty alone with Frank
Oh, if you do go bother Betty, Judy, you better be prepared to fight her
Yes Judy if you go bother Betty you will end up fighting with her over Frank
So Judy don’t go visit Betty
Yes, hell right, Judy
Frank is Betty’s

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The Judy Story Poems (TJSP) began in the early 2000s and to date there have been over 80 of them written. For “Clueless Judies” (those unfamiliar with TJSP) TJSP are an ongoing poetry series set in a zany Unitarian Universalist universe. They centre on a young person named Judy who is totally chute, quite ogreish and very much a giantess and just happens to live in an unnamed suburb of Buffalo, NY, USA. They also include some of Judy’s friends like the very wacky Frank, Glenn and Bill. Read the rest here.