My old dog started barking in the middle of the night - Peanut, peanut butterHe woke up all my neighbors, I almost got in a fight - Peanut, peanut butterSo I gave him peanut butter just to quiet him down - Peanut, peanut butterHe chewed himself to sleep and he never made a sound - Peanut, peanut butterChorus

I went to a dinner party and what did they eat? - Peanut, peanut butterI took a big bite and it stuck to my teeth - Peanut, peanut butterPeople going 'round look like they got the mumps - Peanut, peanut butterThey were eating peanut butter in great, big hunks - Peanut, peanut butterChorus