Manchester City 4-0 Stoke City Referee: Robert Madley
Was anyone else shocked by Martin Keown’s merciless slaughter of Ryan Shawcross? Guilty of some poor defending for the City penalty, Shawcross is basically destroyed by the ex-Arsenal defender, who declares him utterly mediocre and below international standard.

Sunday, April 24

Sunderland 0-0 Arsenal Referee: Mike Dean
Penalty to Sunderland after Mertesacker’s two-arm block denies Defoe’s first-half rocket? If it is deliberate, then the Gunners’ BFG is a load faster than he has been letting on for the last three years. Dermot Gallagher says ‘no penalty’ on Sky Sports News HQ. That’s good enough for us. As for the one down the other end, it’s not even worth a look – as the Arsenal shot deflects off another Sunderland defender first.

Leicester City 4-0 Swansea City Referee: Mark ClattenburgA suspicion of handball by Mahrez (pictured above) as he controls before scoring Leicester’s opener is ruled out by every pundit, ex-ref or player. The Foxes march on.

Monday, April 25

Tottenham 1-1 West Brom Referee Mike JonesMike Jones is charged with not spoiling a perfect weekend for the referees. Save failing to clamp down on Baggies’ rough tactics, which no doubt leads to Alli punching Yacob, Mr Jones just about survives.

The Hypothetical Premier League table Wk 35 (up to and including April 25)