Miss Lupita is a fashion icon, a fashion diva, a fashion LEGEND, darlings. Practically from the minute she stepped out onto the celebrity scene, we elevated her to a position in our Holy Fashion Trinity, alongside Cate and Tilda. But lest you think we have imbibed far too much of our share of Kool-Aid…

We DENOUNCE this monstrosity of a dress. Miss Woman? Not even you.

Someone slap that sketchpad out of Vera Wang’s hands the next time you see her acting all inspired and shit.