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At the very least, this'll be a fantastic return to the shared screen for Bateman and Cera, who were amazing in "Arrested Development."But I would be remiss to point out the unsettling Hollywood trend of late; that is, Michael Cera (who falls into the Shia LeBeouf category of looking like an awkward bird) getting fictionally, repeatedly laid. I get fictionally, repeatedly laid too, but no one celebrates it so much as to dedicate two hours to its in-depth study. It's not fair! Not fair at all!

I also think they should replace Jason Bateman with Jason Stratham. Then when she reveals that she is 'with child' he can roundhouse kick her in the stomach and take care of the problem. Then on to the Enchantment under the Sea Dance…

By: Biquini Steve

09.12.2007 @ 10:58 AM

Hah hah. "Hey man, the dance is over! That is, unless you know someone who can play the guitar . . ."

By: Other_Dave

09.12.2007 @ 11:11 AM

Needs more abortions.

By: Hairy Nutsack

09.12.2007 @ 11:38 AM

Hrrrm, hey teenagers, getting knocked up in highschool is the cooliest thing evar! Having a baby when you're 16 will in no way prevent you from going to college or having a career. Do whatever the fuck you want, there's no consequences in HollywoodLand, go fuck sheep, you can't even get syphillus in Hollywood! WHEEEE!!I'm sure all the pregnant girls in the inner city will appreciate the canned happy ending, it will give them hope. Hope that someday they too will be rich white girls whose parents will take care of them if they fuck the football team behind the school gym. Then Maury said, "Hairy Nutsack, you are NOT the Father!"

By: Nominus

09.12.2007 @ 12:08 PM

Speaking of Arrested Development:1. There really outta be a commentator on here named "Bob Loblaw".2. Wasn't that song "Tennessee" great?

By: cocaineandpercocet

09.12.2007 @ 12:09 PM

As long as they show an insanely graphic sex scene with them, a la Brown Bunny or something, I'm down. If not, I definitely want to see someone get punched repeatedly. Why? Because I'm easy to please.

It's nice to see that Michael Cera has a film career. I was worried that he'd disappear sfter Arrested Development went off the air.

By: Watanabex

09.12.2007 @ 12:44 PM

LMAO Hairy Nursack kudos to you sir!!

By: thewrightowns

09.12.2007 @ 1:32 PM

YAY for Ellen Page. She was absolutely mind boggling in Hard Candy. It's nice to see her gain more "popular" roles. Definitely a great actress…cant wait to see this one.

By: SpokesThing

09.12.2007 @ 2:17 PM

Oh god, not the next "Little Miss Sunshine". That movie was gay as fuck. And by gay I mean trying way too hard to be unique and interesting, and having an affinity for butt sex.

By: Fek'lhr

09.12.2007 @ 3:34 PM

The Mighty Fek'lhr has brainstormed a new scene for His Garfield/Scoutmaster/Nermal snuff film. It involves a mime that likes to felch coins out of guys asses with his mouth, and he ends up going on the Bozo show to be double teamed by sucking Whizzo and Cookie fucking him up the ass. Bozo's job will be to touch several children inappropriately and when they start crying he will spaz the fuck out and beat them to death with his big floppy clown shoes.