13 Wild—and Apparently Real—Sex Scenes From ‘Sex and the City’

As an unapologetic “SATC” superfan I have always wondered: Who the hell actually has encounters like the crazy “Sex and the City” sex scenes that went down on the show? I’ve lived in Manhattan my entire life, was single for years, went to bars, took cabs, attended parties, and talked to sailors during Fleet Week, yet I’ve never had anyone call me a “fucking bitch” or “nasty whore” during sex, I’ve never traipsed through a firehouse naked, and I’ve certainly never, uh, serviced my hot UPS guy.

Last year, Cynthia Nixon let it fly that every single one of the sex situations on the show happened in real life.

“They had a rule in the writer’s room that nothing, they couldn’t put anything in an episode that didn’t literally happen to someone in the writers’ room or someone they knew firsthand,” Nixon said during an IMDb Asks interview. “It couldn’t be my father’s brother’s sister’s shoe repair guy — the outlandish sexual, physical things that happened … really did happen.”

Well then. In honor of me finally getting the answer I was looking for, here are 13 wild “SATC” scenarios that really might be true.

The time Samantha had screaming sex with a fireman, slides down the firehouse pole in a slip dress, has sex with him against a fire truck, and puts on another firefighter’s uniform—and ends up naked when the alarm rings.

The time Samantha has to smoke weed to try to have sex with “Mr Cocky”—a dull dude with an astronomically penis. And still can’t do it.

The time Charlotte becomes so obsessed with her new $92 vibrator—the Rabbit—that she breaks plans with her friends to stay in all night and use it.

The time Samantha masturbates “all afternoon” about Friar Fuck—a hot priest she met on the street.