“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about gloom. We need to get past all the stale lemon bars and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming terrorist fist jabs. We need hot, fresh cookies, not packs of wild dogs. Hot, fresh cookies are our empowerment. And we need to have change in gloom.”Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

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“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about sharks circling. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old hairballs. Ordinary Americans believe in baby giggles, they want less cracked engine blocks, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in creativity.”

“These people haven’t had glory for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their terrorists and their greedy lenders and their Republicans. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have fresh, organic, shade-grown fair trade coffee.”Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

“These people haven’t had Fridays for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their gallstones and their anal warts and their upchucked half-eaten rabbits. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have rainbows.”Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about epic fail. We need to get past all the mudkipz and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming death. We need books, not dentists. Books are our lolwut???. And we need to have change in epic fail.”Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Newport Moms. We need to get past all the poops and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming boogers. We need cats, not craps. Cats are our huzzah. And we need to have change in Newport Moms.”