“My friend Microsoft Dictionary powered by Encarta defines the word “peak” several ways, all of which are relevant to the final day of this Mediterranean gallivant of ours. “To max out” suffices for describing our swell, which “hit [its] highest point” at around head high and was relievingly good. To “reach your zenith” works exceptionally for our entourage, which “climaxed” at fifteen men, six cars. I know these numbers because I was forced to write them down; I simply cannot commit such lofty figures to memory.”