You're banned for not submitting three duplicates of your previous ban requests to the Banmaster General along with 4 copies of your past three years of tax returns and 18 copies of your past five years of paychecks all of which need to be notarized and sent in a wax-sealed envelope bearing the symbol of the FSM. Twice.

Get your bake on.

TwistedSister wrote:You can't go wrong with a side of Bacon on your side.........

You're banned for not being willing to lift a finger to save your own grandmother from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

^ You're banned for not realizing that the Bans are on clear display for anyone willing to go down to the cellar, with a flashlight, sliding down the bannister of the missing stairs, to check the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

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