In a move sure to excite millennials everywhere, the University of Texas police issued a disorderly conduct citation to a preacher for the heinous crime of “offending someone.” What’s more, the preacher in question was not even ON campus, he was just near campus and directing his voice TOWARDS the campus. The preacher named Joshua, who was an intern with Campus Ministry USA, was standing outside off campus loudly speaking out against STDs and homosexual sex. What’s really striking here is how confident the police officer seems to be that what he’s saying is absolutely true.