Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything; and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self replicating bits which then turned into the world that we see around us today.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed.