Chinese waiter reveals secret Kung Fu skills

And not just because we'd forget your order, drop the food or just in general be more hindrance than help… but because we will never have the Kung Fu-level skill to wow people with a tea towel like the legend in this video.

Flipping, spinning and shining that table at lightning speed, this is a waiter going places. Home, most likely, because he'll finish his section in no time. But also in general.

There's a certain joy that comes from watching people making the most of their job, no matter how s****y it might be. And being a waiter can be extra s****y. We hope dude gets a raise and a decent Christmas bonus or his efforts.