Okay, so you've bought your iPhone, or SmartPhone, or iPod, or whatever the portable device is that you're going to carry with you and entrust so much of your life to. It's now time to protect it. Is that necessary?

There is an Official Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Store amidst the bowels of the Republican National Convention. It is right between an empty space that should serve Red Bull and a second empty space where bowls of anti-anxiety medication ought to be.