The only things kids have less interest in these days than the Batusi is the phone book. But that didn’t stop one Redditor, slapshotten11, from looking up Batman/The Simpsons/Family Guy star Adam West, who he lives in the “same [Idaho] valley” as, in the glorified paperweight.

With all due respect to Michael Keaton, ADAM. WEST. IS. BATMAN. (even if he does as piss poor of a job as Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 2 of hiding his secret identity.) Also, hahaha, “Weake, Gay.” That guy probably pulled a reverse Batman, and killed his parents for giving him that name.

Would Batman extoll the virtues of a having a handy reference guide in case of emergencies, or admonish the destruction of our natural resources in the age of the internet? Or would he just punch the Riddler in the face again?

Considering the amount of scrap metal he leaves around via batarangs and explosive shrapnel, not to mention his car is powered by a rocket engine, I think he probably thinks that Vengeance > Environmental Impact.