Rent A Pilgrim

If you've vowed to make a pilgrimage, but you can't make the time, now you have an option: You can rent a pilgrim! Reuters describes, "For 2,500 euros ($3,169), Pilgrim Gil will make the journey in your place -- and send you a certificate stamped along the way to prove he walked your every step."

This is relatively similar to the Oursourced Prayers we covered last month. For the right price, you can get a dedicated mass in India.