Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I can't watch those shows because the science is sooooooo bad. DNA sequencing in 10 minutes? With a GC!??!! At least in Vegas they actually have some lab instrumentation. Horatio has to analyze everything from accelerant residue to DNA with a centrifuge.

He looks a little jaundiced to me. Perhaps too much beer when he should have been cleaning out the garage, changing the oil in the car, taking out the trash, cutting the grass, but did he do any of that?? No! Instead he was sitting on his lazy behind eating Cheetos. It was more than I could take.