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System of a Down Drummer Boy Will Melt Your Face Off [VIDEO]

It's that time again, folks — time for another viral vid of a kid who is so incredibly gifted that you'll a). Come to loathe your own child for his/her inadequate talent show skills, b). Fall into a deep sea of depression when faced with the listless path your life has taken. I give you: 5-year-old Jonah Rocks.

This little video hit YouTube just a few days ago, and it's already going viral, giving other pint-sized performers like Ukulele boy and Rush Girl a run for their proverbial money.

But this little dude is no flash-in-the-pan prodigy — he even has his own website (which — be warned — has autoplay music) replete with more videos and photos of Jonah and the band KISS His bio, from the "About Me Section":

"Way back in 2008, at the age of 3, Jonah Rocks was lining up his Play-Doh cans to make a drum kit. He would sneak all the baby spoons from the cupboard, and use them as drumsticks. His daddy asked him if he wanted a real drum kit, and of course, Jonah said 'YES!' Once he sat down behind that kit, and held that first pair of 7A's in his hands, he has never put them down, playing as much as he can, whenever he can. Jonah is completely self taught, never had a lesson, and if you've watched him play, you know he absolutely loves it."

Check out his cover of System of a Down's "Toxicity" below:

Talent Show

And, if you're not completely demoralized by Jonah's superior talent, here's some more bite-sized band members for you.

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