Red vs. Blue is a web series created using the video game engine featured in the Halo franchise. It's insanely popular, funny, and engaging. So if you've never seen it, stop being a shisno and check it out.

Keep in mind that you have rights, and you don't have to listen to my suggestions on what to watch. Just know that Jesus loves me more than you, and your soul is now damned to an afterlife of suffering.

Anyways, let's move onto a different comical universe (one that has its own "Universal" championship because they didn't bother testing the name in a small group).

Vince McMahon has once again placed Raw and Smackdown as dueling promotions to create competition. This was the first week of an exciting battle, but which show came out on top in the inaugural brawl?

Smackdown Live!

The blue show started out with a classic Vince McMahon Ruthless Aggression styled promo. Leaders Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan created the centerpiece for the night's episode and the future stories that will manifest.

Smackdown Live will be about no limits, no glass ceiling, no politics, no holding back stars, and giving people new beginnings.

For an overall motif, the blue team hit it out of the park at the first batting.

However, as great as that is, that's all that was really presented this week. There were no other stories displayed besides Randy Orton preparing for his impending match with Raw superstar and dope fiend Brock Lesnar.

Besides the quest to find a number one contender, there weren't any character pieces shown, and most of the show was just to put over the new faces on the roster.

The women's division segment featured every woman on the roster just for the sole reason of showing you every woman that was on the roster. It wasn't compelling stuff.

Grade: C-

Roster Evaluation: Every week, I'll be analyzing and judging the state of each brand's roster

Speaking of the roster, the state of Smackdown is a little concerning.

The battle royal at the beginning of the show revealed the low numbers of male superstars. In the same light though, you can say that is a positive thing. Having a smaller roster - especially for a shorter, two-hour show - is a good thing.

With limited numbers, some wrestlers have been elevated (i.e. Zack Ryder, Baron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler etc) while enhancement talents are being taken more seriously (Breezango).

Depth is still an issue, nonetheless, as evidenced by the show's eminent reliance on past stars (Rhyno and the return of Shelton Benjamin, for example).

Regardless, Smackdown is using what they have the best they can. Six high-level stars were established in this week's main-event while Dean Ambrose is firmly in place as the head honcho.

Grade: B

Monday Night Raw

To be fair to the blue guys, Raw broadcasted only 24 hours after a killer WWE Network special in Battleground. It would've been difficult for Raw to screw it up with the amount of excitement behind the brand extension right now.

Similarly to Smackdown, this show was centered on qualifying matches to determine a number one contender (for the aforementioned "Universal My Little Pony Galaxy Milky Way Championship"). New stars were introduced along the way with Finn Balor stealing the show and Nia Jax making her presence known.

The wrestling was fantastic - looking at you Zack Ryder and your missed dropkick and elbow drop slip - while an air of intrigue carried the show further.

As far as stories go, it was still lacking even for a three hour show that could've really packed it on. However, they did have the epic Sasha Banks Women's Championship victory that propels it past the blue boys.

Grade: B-

Roster Evaluation: Every week, I'll be analyzing and judging the state of each brand's roster

With a clear advantage leaving the brand extension, Raw should easily win this category every week, but something doesn't feel right giving them the satisfaction.

There were several squash matches to fill time. The New Day segment was bad in my opinion, and the only contests that mattered were the women's championship match and the qualifying matches.

People were calling this one of the best Raw episodes ever, and maybe I just wasn't in on the fun. My personal taste will not affect the grade as you'll see in the conclusion.

Grade: C+

Because I'm a fair person who is mindful that my opinion is not a golden standard that everyone should follow, I am also taking into account my fellow reviewer's grades.