Lohan turned himself in to Boca Raton police and was charged with a single count of battery. He was then released.

The incident occurred in October, according to the Sun-Sentinel. Lohan and his wife, Kate Major, were arguing when she claims she saw him hit one of their children. Major said she grabbed her cellphone and recorded what happened next.

Major said Lohan grabbed her, choked her and slapped her, according to the Sun-Sentinel. She didn’t

Lohan turned himself in to Boca Raton police and was charged with a single count of battery. He was then released.

The incident occurred in October, according to the Sun-Sentinel. Lohan and his wife, Kate Major, were arguing when she claims she saw him hit one of their children. Major said she grabbed her cellphone and recorded what happened next.

Major said Lohan grabbed her, choked her and slapped her, according to the Sun-Sentinel. She didn’t

Nope. Not one but two immature, fucktard parents. Watch "The Parent Trap" and you can see the freckle-faced little beauty she was, with a little acting ability to boot. Girl could have had it all, but she was raised by fucking idiot children themselves.

Of course, there's something to be said for rising above all that. But it would have been a tough road with those two cunts guiding the way.