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Friday, 7 July 2017

NUFC PREMYAA LEEGUE FIXTURE LIST 2017-2018 (UPDATE)

IT'S SPORZ AT HOME ON A SUNDAY---AGAIN!The new Premyaa Leegue fixtures are now oot and have been 'kind' to us, with not too many 'big gun games' to start with! (Just 2 of last seasons 'top 6' in the forst 3 months (both at SJP)We start off where we ended in The Premyaa Leegue last time with a home game v Sporz, who we thrashed 5-1 in front of a capacity crowd after we'd been relegatedThankfully, unlike last season, AALL lang distance away games are 'pencilled in' for a weekend (roond trips of 500 miles or more)(for now!)

We visit The Olympic Stadium/London Stadium for the very forst time just before Xmas and travel to 'new Wembley' in mid March to face Sporz!Of course many of the fixtures will be moved to accommodate Sky and BT and for teams who are playin' in Europe(we reckon at least HALF wor fixtures will be moved!) Fixtures are in 'Geordie Times' cryptic code' to avoid any F.A copyright infringements (work them oot!) (For those of yoo with 'half a sheeps brain', there are 'clues' at the bottom of the page!)Updated 7th July 20175 of wor forst 7 games have been moved to a Sunday and wor fixtures up until 1st October will not change and are in heavy type--- Home games in GOLD *** Away games in PINKAall othaa fixtures after this date could changeNext live telly games due to be announced on Friday 11th AugustAUGUST 2017Sun 13: Sporz home '1:30 bells' (SKY)Sun 20: 'uddersfield away '1:30 bells' (SKYLeegue Cup 2nd roond (ne dates or opponents yet)Sat 26: The Jellied Eels Mob home '3 bells'SEPTEMBER 2017Sun 10: Swanzee away '4 bells' (SKY)Sat 16: The P*ss Potters home '3 bells'Sun 24: (ne where near) Brightin away '4 bells' (SKY)October 2017Sun 1: The Liverbirds home '4:30 bells' (SKY)Sat 14: Sooothampton awaySat 21: The Crystal Baalls homeSat 28: Bornley awayNovember 2017Sat 4: Bournemoooth homeSat 18: Moan United awaySat 25: Wotfaad homeTue 28: The Baggie Troosers awayDecember 2017Sat 2: Chelski OAPs awaySat 9: The Basil Brush Brigade homeWed 13: The Toffee Noses homeSat 16: The Arse awaySat 23: The Jellied Eels Mob away (new groond!)Tue 26: Manc Blue Moonies homeSat 30: (ne where near) Brightin homeJanuary 2018Sat 6: FA Cup 3rd roond (draw not made yet of course!)Sat 13: Swanzee homeSat 20: Manc Blue Moonies awayWed 31: Bornley homeFebruary 2018Sat 3: The Crystal Baalls awaySat 10: Moan United homeSat 24: Bournemoooth awayMarch 2018Sat 3: The Liverbirds awaySat 10: Sooothampton homeSat 17: Sporz away (new Wembley!)Sat 31: 'uddersfield homeAprilSat 7: The Basil Brush Brigade awaySat 14: The Arse homeSat 21: The Toffee Noses awaySat 28: The Baggie Trooosers home

MaySat 5: Wotfaad awaySun 12: Chelski OAPs home (Last game date can't change)Clues (for those of yoo who are 'clueless'!): Sporz=Geordie Slang'uddersfield=Yorkshire slangThe Jellied Eels Mob= A favourite delicacy in the east end of LondonSwanzee=Geordie slangThe P*ss Potters=Part of the nickname for a Staffordshire club(Ne where near) Brightin=This groond iz 6 miles from the centre of their toon, in the middle of 'ne where'!The Liverbirds=It's the badge on their chests!Sooothampton=Geordie slangThe Crystal Baalls=They play in a condemned 'palace'Bornley=Geordie slangBournemoooth=Geordie slangMoan United=Their manager iz aalways 'moanin'Wotfaad=Geordie slangThe Baggie Troosers=One of their nicknames, from a toon near BorminghamChelski OAPs=Their nickname used to be 'The Pensioners', az this iz the home of old war veteransThe Basil Brush Brigade=Their nickname iz 'The Foxes' who are former winners of The Premyaa LeegueThe Toffee Noses=Part of their nickname, from MorseysideThe Arse=Their fans are complete 'arseholes' who want rid of their manager, despite winnin' the FA Cup 3 times in the last 4 years?Manc Blue Moonies=A Lancashire team who play in light blue

Geordie Times copyright warning!: The above fixtures are under strict 'cryptic code' copyright to 'The Geordie Times and any infringements will be severely dealt with!Yoo will be arrested by men in white coats--placed into a straight jacket (kickin' and screamin' if necessary!)---marched to The Stadium of SHH! (yee naa wot!)---where yoo will be suspended (upside doon!) from a floodlight gantry---and forced to watch sund'linds forthcomin' home game against Burton Albion (whenever that iz played!)We realise that this punishment is severe--but copyright MUST be protected!