Bert took a shot of one of the lamest crazes going around at the moment, thinking it was just the note of a crackpot deposited in Perth’s ciggie based detritus. No. Just losers, who in past times (and let’s be honest, even present times) might have had a go at seeing if “the force” was real. Harbourtown. Of course Bert could be scamming and jamming believeinsherlock. Whatever.

I might have already shared this true story here. I was at Harbour Town once with my brother and we saw Dixie Marshall with her kids. It was so disgusting that I threw my Mocha Chill into the carpark stairs. True story.