I'm relatively new to Aberdeen so this is how people meet and
converse these days, or so I'm told. Anyhoo;

I'm a man of simple pleasures. I love snowboarding, whisky, being
outdoors, trying new and potentially dangerous things, listening to
loud music (metal is a preference), talking about random,
nonsensical shite to the point that I can't remember the starting
point of the conversation, cracking inappropriate jokes at
inappropriate times and long walks on the beach. That last one's a
lie.

I really am just a big kid at heart. I'm nearly 29, but I'm not
ready to grow up just yet. Still got a lot to cross off my bucket
list before I settle down.

I am a qualified engineer, so I'm not a complete numpty. That's
probably the most grown up thing about me, except maybe my
beard.

So if you fancy havering pish over a drink, ice cream or even on
the way up a snowy hill, chuck us a line. Dinnae be shy, I'm very
talkative.

Ipod, backpack, sturdy shoes (though my chucks have seen me well),
phone, to let my parents know I'm still among the living (they
still see me as their wee laddie), hot sauce and... I'll get back
to you on my sixth.

The world, where I want to go, what I want to see, the vast
emptiness outside of our atmosphere, the futility of life in
general and how I plan to at least live my life so that on my death
bed I can say "Ach well, it might have aw been a pointless
endeavour that will be lost to the sands of time, but by fuck, I
enjoyed myself".

Out and about. I hate sitting about the house. I love socialising
and meeting people. I can hold conversations about nothing in
particular for hours on end. I am happy in almost anyone's company,
as long as they're willing to talk back.

I still have the very first cuddly toy I ever got. He's a wee blue
dog called Samson, and I got him the day I was born. He's a wee bit
scabby now, but I can't bring myself to get rid of him. He'll be wi
me on my death bed.

If any of this rambling shite on my profile has made you laugh,
smile, curious or even just confused, drop me a line. If you share
any of my interests then gie's a shout and maybe we can pursue
them, or if you think you could show me something new and exciting
then get in touch. We're here for a good time, no a long time.