TinManicsilly peons. you thing and anything furry that makes your prick quiver a little deserves a 5. i, however, have seen over the next horizon and know. i'll tell you this: there aren't any kittens over there. prepare yourselves or you won't make it.

CrucifriedHe has seen the future. He sees no kittens to grind his penis into. The future is turtles. Piles of turtles. All for TinManic to inseminate.

Cold, hard turtles.

CrucifriedPREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE TURTLE FUCKING FUTURE, OR YOU WON'T MAKE IT. ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE FUTURE?

Big MuddyIf a turtle can bob its head as good as a kitten, why not? If you think fangs or beaks are a problem for TinManiac you thing wrong.

Caminante NocturnoThis is the best they can do? FOR GOD'S SAKE THE PAGEANT IS IN ONE WEEK!!!