Frat Boys and Drunk Girls Gone Wild

Casey Parker Lost in Puerto Rico by Shane’s World is a vanilla, copy & paste sort of porn that seems almost solely focused on male pleasure. This porn is not woman friendly and the only things that made it interesting were the amount of offensive and ignorant things that were said on camera, and by interesting, I am by no means saying that I was amused.

Published:
December 1, 2011

Pros:

Justin Magnum is hot, interested in a woman’s pleasure, and not an ass; exotic location

Cons:

Will & Jack. Jack was sent to prison for allegations of rape and burglary shortly after this film.

Our porn starts with Casey Parker, Victoria Sweet, Jack Venice, and Will Powers meeting up at the airport. After they reach Puerto Rico, they get lost and we hear more of the mindless chattering of the crew. Once they become un-lost, we find out that they're going hang gliding. Casey gets naked and they attach the cam to her equipment from behind, so you get a view of her ass the entire time she’s gliding.

The scene quickly changes to Vanessa and Jack kissing and undressing each other outside near palm trees. The scene is entirely focused on his pleasure. She gives him lengthy head and he fucks her face; she gets no oral in return. They immediately proceed with vaginal intercourse. The positions include standing and missionary on a nearby flat rock. The scene ends with a popshot on her pelvic area.

The crew goes for a hike and gets lost again, one of the only things they seem good at. Casey and Will find some falls and decide to have sex there. The scene involves only oral sex for the male and vaginal penetration. Positions include woman on top and missionary. The scene ends with a popshot on her pelvis.

They pick up another woman from the airport named Allison Pierce, and the general consensus is that everyone finds her attractive. She makes fun of Jack after meeting him and makes a comment that she expected him to be buff. This is probably the only thing I found funny about this movie - her picking on him. He flips shit, and whines even after they have reached the car about just how hard he works out.

Allison and Vanessa makeout a little at a restaurant and after they leave. Jack makes an anti-lesbian comment at their fooling around. I believe he said something to the effect of "Bi stuff is okay, but going 'full-dyke' isn't cool." In the van, Jack bends Allison over the backseat of the van while it is moving. She tells him to fuck her harder which offends him so he stops. Clearly he feels his masculinity is threatened; it’s pretty pathetic and irritating to listen to him bitch and moan.

Allison is very drunk and keeps asking for her clothes. Jack essentially tells her to shut up and suck his dick. It bothered me that no one intervened and the scene feels awfully rapey here. What makes this scene even worse is that Vanessa is very drunk and Jack occasionally guides her over to suck his cock even though she is practically passed out next to him. The scene continues with Allison getting bent over the backseat again; later she gets on top. Why she has sex with this man, I will never know. You couldn’t pay me enough to have sex with this douchebag.

The next scene takes place the next morning. Casey desperately wants to get laid, so after finding a clean, sandy beach that wasn’t covered in needles, Casey and Jack have sex. She doesn’t get oral, but she gives him a blowjob. They proceed with vaginal penetration in the following positions: doggy style, standing, spooning, missionary, and woman-on-top (forward and reverse). The scene ends with a facial. In the middle of the scene, they run away since they are caught having sex by the locals.

At the house, Allison and Will have sex in his room. The scene, yet again,only involves oral with the male on the receiving end and vaginal intercourse. The positions include: missionary, doggy-style, and woman-on-top (forward and reverse). The scene ends with a facial.

The “talent” is sent back home and Casey is met by Renna Sky and Justin Magnum. After they drop her off, they head back to someone’s place and have oral and vaginal sex. Shockingly, in this scene, the actor and actress both receive oral. He even sucks on her breasts. I was floored. He was the only man in this entire porn that seemed to care at all about his sex partner's pleasure. The positions include: woman-on-top (forward and reverse), missionary, doggy-style, and spooning.

Extras:Lost Footage
Photo Gallery
Cumshot Recap

Experience

Personal Comments:
This porn is completely and utterly unremarkable. I thought the idea of an unscripted porn was an amazing idea at first, but listening to all the sexist, homophobic, ethnocentric, racist, bullshit things coming out of Will Powers' and Jack Venice's mouth made me want to punch the shit out of them. Even though the sex was really boring, it would have been a lot more bearable on silent.

If you've gotten this far, I'm sure you're wondering about Jack Venice being in jail. Well, here's the scoop. He was arrested in 2007 for counts of second-degree rape, first-degree burglary, attempted residential burglary, and two counts of residential burglary. He and a partner in crime are accused of breaking into a college woman's dorm and raping her. He will be eligible for parole after serving nine years of his sentence. You can read more about this tool on his IMDB page by clicking here.

All other comments aside, I hated this porn except for the scene with Justin Magnum. I think he's incredibly sexy and I actually recognize him from a photo shoot in Playgirl from a few years back. In my humble opinion, his scene was the only scene worth watching, and the inclusion of his scene was the only reason I didn't give this porn 1/5 stars. This porn is overall appalling and offensive to anyone who has any self-worth and identifies as female and/or anyone else who is pro-woman.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
FTC guidelines.

This sounds incredibly offensive. I'd probably want to hit some of these people if I was watching this. Great review!

12/03/2011

Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

Wow Another person thinks he is a major douche! Me too, I also practicly said such in my review. I think the whole van scene could have been handled a lot better, perhaps with sober actors. I typically do not like films that have alcohol and then sex in the same or next scene, seems.... like there could be issues here.

I didn't know about the Jack and prison thing. Sounds like he is where he belongs. Guy has no class, this guy makes us all look bad.

Loved your review! You are such a great reviewer, and I loved reading your perspective on this film. Your review actually made me re-evaluate how i feel about some aspects. Thanks!

12/03/2011

Owl Identified

THANK. YOU. Every review on this has made me horribly uncomfortable. Thank you for doing the background research and validating my suspicions that this shit was NOT on the up and up. Ugh. The whole premise of this movie is FUCKING. HORRIBLE. People too drunk to consent? This is not going to end up going horribly wrong...how?

12/03/2011

KnK

@Darthkitt3n: I refrained from saying things that could have been more offensive about these human beings. I find them utterly disgusting. I could feel my blood boiling while watching this porn.

@Viktor: Lol, I don't think this guy makes all men look bad. Honestly, it makes the good and decent guys out there look even better because they have someone to compare themselves against. Also, thanks for the compliment; it's very sweet of you.

@Owl Identified: The background check thing happened completely by accident. I was doing a google search to verify it was who I thought it was. I ended up on his IMDB page and unfortunately, I wasn't at all surprised when I found out he is a convicted rapist. He's a scummy low-life, but I get a kick out of knowing that this dirtbag actually ended up in jail. Likewise, I have no idea what Shane's World was thinking when they decided to include certain scenes. Why did the van scene make the final cut?!?