Even though it's rare for me to go into a Gamestop nowadays thanks to digital downloads and online stores, this funny compendium of characters you'll likely see at the store by Dorkly seems spot-on, no?

Heck...back when I didn't know any better, I'd be the speechless person who just got nothing in exchange for a collection of games that cost a small fortune. Nowadays it's more likely I'm the person that's just there for some pre-order bonus. That's how Gamestop gets ya!