Mitt Romney: “Mine’s Bigger.”

“My bank account, that is.”

Mitt Romney is rapidly morphing into Donald Trump, who went around the country bragging that his wealth qualified him to be president. In trying to paint himself as a “job creator” at Bain Capital, Romney is simply focusing attention on private equity firms, which exist solely to enrich their partners — by any means necessary.

Romney calling himself a “job creator” is like the owner of a slaughterhouse calling himself a zookeeper. I honestly don’t see how he talks his way out of this one.