Welcome to the online home of Audra Jennings, a book publicist and crafter. Here I share about both. I hope you'll find books you'll want to read and crafts you will want to order. I live a rather boring, single life. At times I would like to think I am humorous. The kids I teach in Bible class tend to think so. I also blog about current seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. I don't know why, I just do.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Paige presents...

You are in for a treat! Paige is on another vacation and is doing her daily emails. I had told her to journal about camp every day, but she did part of the first day and quit because she was too busy.

Anyway, I'll post the email I got at midnight last night today. She emailed me right after, and called me today, about how she can do a video because it takes her too long to type. I had to give her my You Tube log-in so that she can upload them. She said I was the only person who would know how to do that.

I informed my parents they are about to go to video. Neither knew how they were ever going to be able to figure out to watch. Dad, Mom, it's a link. You'll click on it.

Dad thinks Paige needs to become a columnist. I wanted to say, some people think I should too, but thank heavens you've never read my blog.

Mom was annoyed, "(huff) I was going to make a book."

"Oh my goodness you sound like Grandmother."

"And you sure are gripe-y."

No doubt. So here's her story from last night. I'm on the phone with her now helping her log-in because YouTube thought I was being hacked from Wyoming.

Intro:

Yet another wonderful trip to Wyoming is ahead of us well,
not just us but all of us-Granna, Paw-pawl, Peyton, Steve, Mother, Cade,
Frankie, Jeff, Melissa, and me! (I am kind of worried with this group of
people. I mean all of us in the same house?) No, I am just kidding I love
y'all. I am excited and ready for you to be with us every step of
the way.

Steve is in Wyoming

Granna, Peyton, Mom, and Paige- On buddy passes (cross
your fingers)

Paw-Pawl- bought tickets

Jeff is coming Wednesday morning

Melissa, Cade, and Frankie- driving across the country to
make it to Wyoming Tuesday night

Day 1:

On Sunday night Granna, Paw-pawl, Mom, Peyton, and me
loaded up and drove to Dallas to stay the night at a hotel because we had to
get up early like 4:00 am early. So we got up and left for the airport.
We waited in line a while for check our luggage then went through security
only Peyton and Mom had to be pulled to the side to be "checked
out". I got a Cinnamon roll and milk. We made it on the first flight to
El Paso and Granna split my milk all over me. Then we got took off on
the next flight to Phoenix then they put us back on then this friendly black
guy spilled his orange juice all over me. He wouldn't stop saying he was
sorry. The flight that Paw-Pawl got on to Salt Lake City was full so we
sat down for some real breakfast at this restraint were the waiter had a
weird personality and would not stop saying "well 50/50". On
top of that the food was gross. During our 3 hour wait we played
skip-BO, ran around, read books, and rode on this cart thing it was like
a Disney World Ride! When we finally got on a flight it was already 2
and Paw-Pawl had been driving around Salt Lake City for a while
so when we landed we picked up our bags and Paw-Pawl picked us up and we
got on the road. We stopped about an hour on the road at a Wendy's
and Granna (from the last flight) had gotten sick and felt like she did when
she went to Six Flags. We rode longer and birds tried to kill us and we
figured out that granna knows everything. Well Paw-Pawl asked what the
altitude was and every one took a guess everyone was wrong but Granna was the
closest and she was mad that no one had appreciated her being always
right when they were wrong. After a 3 hr. drive we had made it we took a
quick tour of the new things in the house and took showers and when
night night.

P.S. my emails will get more interesting but I am half
asleep typing this so there you have it!

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About Me

Audra is a publicist who promotes books and writes about other people for a living. She's also a hermit who spends way too much time within the walls of her home since her office is just upstairs.

When she's not trying to get you to read a variety of books, she's probably watching too much reality TV or annoying her Facebook friends with pictures of crochet and other craft projects.

You can find Audra on her blog, posting rants about something (it's not her neighbors anymore) and other meaningless nonsense (www.audrajennings.com), or on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram where she never fails to make snarky remark.

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