(I work in an office with a bunch of people. One of those people got the Droid X the same day I did. Then the following conversation took place.)

Me: His name is Malcolm.
Nancy: You named your Droid?
Me: Yes.
Nancy: Mike, what’d you name your Droid.
Mike: My droid is named Droid. It’s a phone, not a person.
Me: How rude. Just for that I’m naming your Droid Mike. And now whenever I say “Mike” you won’t know if I’m talking to you or your phone.
Mike: Great. At all times, I will assume you are talking to the phone.