Put this as your status if you know or are related to someone who was
killed at Hogwarts when it was under siege by the Death Eaters during
The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 citizens died in the terrorist attack
against Hogwarts. 93% of people won't repost this, but will you be part of the 7% who do? Repost to show support for Dumbledore's Army.

Now I just kinda really hope my physics teacher has a sense of humour...
me: I'm done, can I go now?
teacher: no, not yet. have you answered the bonus question?
me: nope
teacher: well, do it then.
me: hmph. *looks at question* explain newton's first law of movement in your own words.
me: shit.
me: wait a second... then I wrote a whole load of random hopefully funny bullshit about newton, apples and how it's funny that nobody really discovered gravity before that; and some shit about archimedes for good measure :D