FarkingReading:Hey, Arby's, those are my intestines in your restaurant's toilet. Can I have them back?

Wow, if Arby's is that hard on you, you might want to stick to a diet of light broth. They are probably the most meat-like of fast food joints. Taco Bell, that I could understand, that farking Alpo is nasty, but Arby's is pretty blah as far as potential intestinal distress goes.