Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

This is amazing! I haven’t done this to anyone ever, and not only haven’t I been shot by George Zimmerman, I haven’t been shot by ANYONE, ever!

Whoever the author of this piece is is wise beyond my ability to comprehend. This is so simple it just might work for everyone. It certainly worked for me! This person should immediately astart working for the government on anti violence initiatives. I’ll bet that this can be applied so many other ways, like:

If you don’t rob a store, you won’t get shot by the store owner.

If you don’t carjack a car, you won’t be shot by the driver.

If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.

I wonder what other wonderful applications of this COMPLETELY NEW CONCEPT might my fellow FReepers be able to come up with>? Chime in, fellow patriots!

- Hey, are you following me? - Ummm, yes. - May I ask why? - Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you... - Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer. - OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way. They shake hands. - No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

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posted on 07/15/2013 12:00:54 PM PDT
by null and void
(Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)

- Hey, are you following me? - Ummm, yes. - May I ask why? - Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you... - Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer. - OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way. - They shake hands. - No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

I'd like to buy the World a Coke...

And just what color is the sky on the planet where you live?

Regards, GtG

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posted on 07/15/2013 12:14:23 PM PDT
by Gandalf_The_Gray
(I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)

It could have gone that way, but Trayvon was a gang banger in training. And as such, he felt a need to beat up Zimmerman.

In order to be good liberals, we have to say that this was a racist crime, and.that it doesn’t matter if Trayvon jumped Zimmerman. To liberals, Zimmerman started it all by following Trayvon. If he wasn’t being followed, then Trayvon wouldn’t have started the fight. Understand the liberal logic?

-7. Don't have Sybrina Fulton and Tracy Martin for parents, who didn't discipline their unruly son, when he needed it. Then they refused to admit to themselves, at each step along the way toward this disaster, that their son, Trayvon Martin, had a real problem and needed professional help!

Or it could have gone like this: - Hey, are you following me? - Ummm, yes. - May I ask why? - Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you... - Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer. - OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way. They shake hands. - No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

It wasn’t only Zimmerman who dissed him. The girl on the phone told him to run home. That must of really cranked him up. I have no doubt Trayvon planned to brag about giving the creepy ass cracker a beatdown to his friends later.

I wonder if in the last few seconds of conscious left to him, Trayvon realized he F U majorly.

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