"But all my money is safe in overseas accounts -- which in the end is all that really matters," Richard Branson said. He promised to rebuild, saying "we'll create something even more special out of the giant pile of money."

In addition to Branson's private residences, the island is also open as a luxury resort that can accommodate up to 28 guests for those who can afford the hefty $54,500-a-night price tag. So it should take him at least a few days till he can afford to buy everything I'll ever own.