Are you a hockey fan or player in need of a cool story to tell people at parties? Then today is your lucky day. Our friends at Carlyn Davis Casting are looking for just your type for two upcoming commercial shoots.

Here are the deets:

Shoot #1

Hockey players, skaters and a goalie. Caucasian males between 20 and 35 years old.

Referee. Caucasian male between 35 and 45 years old.

You’re gonna have to be between 5’8″ and 5’11” and fit skate sizes around 10, 11, and 12. You must have excellent skating skills and hockey experience. You will be playing hockey players from the 1930’s, so a slender build is preferred.

Two slender males and one heavy (XL-2XL) male. Caucasian, between 5’8″ and 5’1″, 25 to 45 years old. You will be on the ice without skates, so you’ll need excellent balance and must be comfortable playing/running/sliding around without skates.

This is for a commercial shoot in Maryland (Baltimore, mayhaps?) one day between November 16th and 18th.

The hard part is over. Mathieu Perreault led the Capitals with five points in four preseason games and snatched the final roster spot from favorites Cody Eakin and Mattias Sjogren.

Last season he showed the ability to drive puck possession, finishing with the fourth best Corsi relative to the competition on the team, behind only Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom, and Alexander Semin.

Consistency, however, was a bigger issue. He earned all fourteen of his points in just nine of his 35 games played and wasn’t able to claim a center spot that was up for grabs.

After Traktor’s 4-3 victory over Barys Tuesday, Head Coach Valery Belousov revealed to the media that Evgeny Kuznetsov played sick. Belousov didn’t specify what type of bug Kuznetsov came down with, but with regulars Deron Quint and Raymond Giroux sitting out due to food poisoning, it was pretty easy to connect the dots.