Kerry Katona, former member of the British girl group Atomic Kitten, went on live TV this morning for an interview with “The Morning with Fern and Philip,” and uhhh….damn. I’ve watched this about ten times now and still have no idea what this stoned bitch is saying. I mean, it’s like a regular interview where they ask her questions, only I’m not sure if she’s actually answering, because there’s also a good chance that she might be possessed by the devil.