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The Midshipmen staged a near heroic comeback against South Florida on Friday night, but Hondo was denied the cover because of college football’s foolish rule about not kicking extra points after regulation ends. As a result of the half-point heartbreaker, the earnings plummeted to 3,392 shofners.

The New York Subway System turned 112 years old on Thursday. Most people don’t consider that an especially important date, but for flashers and gropers, it’s their most celebrated holiday of the year. … Speaking of perverts, the FBI announced Friday it is reopening its investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email scandal based on info it found during its probe into Anthony Weiner’s alleged underage sexting case. Once again it looks like The Portly Pantsuit will be betrayed by someone who can’t keep his zipper up. … Speaking of guys who can’t keep their zipper up, it should be about time for Bill Clinton to arrange another tarmac tete-a-tete with Attorney General Loretta Lynch.