We thought having a baby was supposed to bring two people together more than ever!

That apparently doesn't apply to Michael Bublé and his wife Luisana Lopilato!

The way he tells it, him and wife are bickering non-stop about the name of their future child!

Here's what he said:

“My wife is killing me; we fight about the names. She keeps coming up with names that she thinks sound good in Spanish, like ‘Dirt.’ Dirt Bublé!”

Hey - at least it'd be original!

When they're not fighting, Michael is singing to the baby! Though his wife doesn't see the point in it!

Here's what he said:

"{I sang} early on, really early on, and I didn’t know because I’ve never had a baby before … and in the middle of singing my wife starts laughing and says, ‘The baby is two months and has no ears to hear you!’”

If it were us, we wouldn't even say that to him.

We'd be so enthralled with the Canadian crooner singing at our stomach that we would let him think whatever the heck he wanted!