: dear mr. trump :

Please, don’t forget to build your wall. Build it high and build it mighty. But don’t stop at the southern border, keep going. Surround America with cement and barbed wire, electrify every centimeter, add guard stations and land mines, spend trillions and zillions of dollars. Cost is no object.

Put up a thick, towering, impenetrable, very beautiful wall and we will all — Democrat, Republican, Independent — sleep better at night. Just as long as you’re on the other side of it.