Chelsea Handler Trash Talks Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift The Same Way She Has For 100 Years

I’m starting to think that Chelsea Handler thinks it’s 2005, because she still talks about Angelina Jolie as if she just saw found a really old People magazine at the bottom of the pile at the dentist’s office and was appalled by news of the Brangelina scandal.

Granted, she is really good friends with Jennifer Aniston, therefore she gets asked about Angelina a lot, but couldn’t she just say, “Please see my previous 100 comments on the issue” and call it a day? Don’t get me wrong, I’m Team Aniston all the way, but now that Brangelina are basically founding a new nation in their snobby bubble of a million children and Jennifer is getting married, all the Angelina Jolie jabs are kind of irrelevant. Especially since we all already know Angelina is a “bad girl.” We all saw that rogue leg at the Oscars.

But Chelsea wasn’t done making comments that she and other people have already made countless times. Andy Cohen asked her with whom she sided in the Taylor Swift vs.Tina Fey and Amy Poehler controversy that made doves cry and countless people Google “Where do I buy my ticket to Hell also when will Tina and Amy be arriving?” Chelsea replies with the most horrifying response anyone can make, saying she’s “not on anyone’s side, because I don’t care enough.” I know I’m not the only one who thinks not taking Amy and Tina’s side on anything should be made illegal.

But then Chelsea kinda sorta does take their side, because she says it was a rightly made joke about Taylor’s “embarrassing” demeanor. Watch her talk about it here. Then she adds:

“My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin [and] that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ‘I’m not gonna do it,’ and they’re like, ‘Oh, well, forget it. Then I don’t wanna date you.’

That’s not exactly a theory, Chelsea. A lot of people — like, say, Harry Styles — would say it’s a known fact. I mean, Taylor talks about antiques. Antiques. Have you ever met a non-prude who talked about antiques? I’ve only heard of one, a girl who forced men to watch Antiques Roadshow repeats after their they did the deed. But I think that’s just a myth.

Chelsea Handler and Whoopi Goldberg often display the same flaw to me, and that’s their frequent lack of knowledge of events in the news that they’re paid to know about and comment on. What I consistently hear from them on Chelsea Lately and The View is, “What’s that? I didn’t hear about that. Whatever, I don’t care, why should I know about that? It’s not like it’s my job or anything.”

Thanks for bringing it back to Whoopi! Before she was on The View, I used to love. For obvious Sister Act reasons. But then she started making so many inane comments I had to change me mind. Even if she did give Lauryn Hill a career.

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Some women never evolve. Angelina has become so much more than just a beautiful woman that ‘cats’ like this POS Handler and Aniston are obviously jealous of. The fact that she got her breasts and now her ovaries removed shows how NOT vain Angelina is! Aniston should stop speaking thru Handler, it’s soooo obvious and so catty and childish! Brad Pitt chose the better woman. Obviously Aniston is as deep as a puddle.