The trailer for The Expendables (née My Big Fat 90's Action Movie) debuted today and features Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis and a panoply of other names you haven't heard since Demoliton Man was tearing up the box office.

Can Sylvester Stallone, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Dolph Lundgren save the girl and wrest the bag of cash from the ambiguously foreign terrorists? Do you even know who Dolph Lundgren is? Or Jason Statham? Maybe this image gallery will help jog you back to your senses! For the record, it is almost impossible to tell Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, and Randy Couture apart in some of these action sequences, but after much googling I think I was able to get all your meatheads properly tagged n' bagged.