This footage of KTVU's Heather Holmes' nose unleashing a torrent of snot on her face as she reports on Miley Cyrus' Monday show in Oakland is great for the snot alone. But what makes it a moment of perfect television is that Holmes begins the intro to her report by saying, "People are just now starting to trickle out." And they're not the only ones.

When she is finished talking, Holmes swallows her body's natural river of ooze. Nice save, I guess?

Don't worry, though, Holmes survived the incident with her sense of humor in tact.