Quarterman

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The quarterback for the Fighting Growlbacks is shown in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 to be a target of the affections of Cheerleader. He dismisses her with the quip "How's about you get some brains?" This causes Cheerleader to get CEREBELLUM'D by Arrow'd Guy's Giant Brain Mech. At the end of Teen Girl Squad Issue 14, he confesses that he has a crush on The Ugly One, and asks her out.