March 10th: I broke a desk in Modern social issues by just sitting in it and it just bent to the ground !!!

March 17th : i sprained my ankel , The next day was my birthdayMarch 18th : Happy birthday to me :) i went to get x-rays and i found out that i tore all 3 ligaments and a little crack , the lady asked if i could be prego .. well im only 17 :)

Today : i need an elevator pass .. i asked the lady how to get one and she asked if i were injured... no lady i just feel like taking the elevator today :) WTF common sence

Need to find in my room somewhere: Help, tell me if you see them {}incence they smell like coconut something{} Sparkly glitter eyeshadow {} summer job ( yeah i know i cant find that im my room ){} a way to make money ?

Hey , guys ....if you reading this your just about the only one ...lol maybe not...If you know me , weird things happen to me ... like

A) almost got killed in a moshpit by a big fat lady, who needed to put more clothers on at a staind concert ....wtf ? who most likely works with my cousins!!

B) went to talk to my friend haley about the nice underwear she bought me (ask me later if youd like i can explain ) and it was her mom checking her facebook ...because her step mom took her ipod away ........ and they were on the phone together so now she thinks im a creep cause i said "hey guess what im wearing for the first time " (thats sounds like i never wear underwear but i do ) ( alot ). FML

ok lets start here.. Hi my name is sara , you might not find this/me interesting at all, but im trying to figure out what to write about .. want to help? tell me a topic and i will try my best to write about it !! Help me out