In reality, his comments were delivered like a standup comedy routine. (After all, Jack can’t be THAT defensive, not while he’s getting paid $10.1 million to average 6.1 points per game.)

Jack, Forbes Magazine ranked the 10 most overpaid players in the NBA, and you’re on it.

I’ve been underpaid my whole career, so you do the math. It’s adding up. Who cares? Whether they think that or not, I’m still getting paid almost $10 million this year. (Thumbs up to the camera.)

Dirk (Nowitzki) and Carmelo (Anthony) are on it.

That don’t make no sense. Dirk and Carmelo? Seriously? I can name at least 10 people who are overpaid. One is the worst of all time, and I played with him – Jim McIlvaine. He robbed the league with no mask, no type of weapon. What did they give him? Ninety-nine million (35, actually) and he played one year in Seattle and New Jersey. Jim McIllvaine should be No. 1. At least I got a championship.

It’s only active players.

Oh. Who made the list? Somebody who’s dying inside, probably. Well, I’m happy to be on that list. If Dirk Nowitzki and Carmelo Anthony are on it, I’m doing a great job. My life is going in the right direction.

For the full flavor — and it’s worth it for the facial expressions alone – check out his session at Spurs.com. An added bonus: Complete details about the joint Anchorman-themed birthday party he and Matt Bonner hosted at the Alamo Drafthouse. (In addition to making love to pressure, Jack apparently plays a mean jazz flute.)