Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest. This time I would like you to give me your best dialogue for this item:

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 26th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

You can’t bribe me with broccoli, “COPPER.!”
How many times have I told you were not related, That’s a veggie!, I’m weeds,roots
and moss.
OF COURSE IT TASTE LIKE ROTTEN WEEDS WITH KETCH-UP. try it with a garlic and butter sauce.
YOU VEGETARIANS, SUCK!!!!