Jessica Alba Does FHM Germany

Jessica Alba wants us to know she’s still got it, and I am willing to give credit where credit is due: this chick is one hot MILF. This photoshoot is for the December issue of Germany’s FHM. It’ll be a Merry Christmas indeed for those guys.

For those of you who haven’t seen it, there’s rumor that Jessica’s steamy nude scene (took place in a shower) was actually CGI, not really her. Doesn’t really lessen my enjoyment of it (tits and ass are tits and ass, after all), but it does make me wonder if Jessica truly deserves MILF status.

“Good actors never use the script unless it’s amazing writing. All the good actors I’ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say.”

That actually explains a lot. Jessica should learn: while good actors may not use the script, SHE probably should. Of course, that would mean she can read the script. Not something I’d vouch my life on.

But let’s be honest: who the hell goes to see a Jessica Alba movie to watch her act?