The NFL is racist against white people

Anyone whose ever spent time round a gym will tell you that White people bleed easier then Blacks. Ever seen a Rocky movie? I rest my case.

Any new law would be discriminatory and run a fowl of the Civil Rights Act that protects the well established rights of Whites to look super cool and tough while playing a sport with lots of minorities.

Finally, there is definitive proof of reverse bigotry in the NFL.

1. I’m not in the arguing business, I’m in the saying what I think business.
2. I get my information from my eyes.

Knighton thinks Clippers should boycott game; NFL may expand playoffs as early as this season; Seahawks hire Ireland

Kissing the Bayonne Bleeder required a full hazmat suit.

Posted by Yahmule on 2013-10-04 00:36:57

How PFT Commenter gets it so right is beyond me. The language, the idiotic reasoning, the aggrieved white man attitude, the typos - it's all genius. I lack the mental capacity to write that stupidly, even if I wanted to.

Posted by Ted Bartlett on 2013-10-03 20:01:51

Wasn't sure who'd written it -- uproxx is (wisely) blocked at my work. I figured if it were PFT Commenter or Sarah, it'd be intentional.

Posted by DCJ1 on 2013-10-03 19:02:57

In the case of PFT Commenter, it's completely intentional.

Posted by DiscoStu on 2013-10-03 17:49:37

The wonderful thing about KSK is that you can't tell if typos like "run a fowl" are intentional, bringing the satire to a brilliant new level, or if they're simply careless like the rest of the spell-check generation...

Posted by DCJ1 on 2013-10-03 17:42:27

I agree with your post and am putting it up on "Kissing Chuck Wepner" as we speak

Posted by Ben Duke on 2013-10-03 17:30:07

SIR:I find that the phrase to "Run a fowl" or any similar cockfighting verbiage is highly demeaning to some Central American cultures and I bid youGOOD DAY!

Posted by Ben Duke on 2013-10-03 17:24:41

Fans of John Kuhn, UT and that other Peyton demand justice.

Posted by ohiobronco on 2013-10-03 16:53:26

What I think we need to see is more race directed humor at whites to prove that we're not racist.