You might remember my intense email relationship with Russian “Elena.” She stopped writing me back after I sent her the email with the image I created of myself with a tattooed forehead. I was very disappointed. I felt like I’d lost someone who would love me no matter what awful things I wrote. So, I was delighted to see an email in my Yahoo inbox from a woman named “Marina.” She also claims to be Russian...

Brother Middle said Eyes up close is “Gross”. I say, no they aren’t, or at least everything is relative. And compared to this video, the eyes were kind of cool. This one hits the 10 on the creep-meter for me. Flylashes from Jessica Harrison on...

Catstacking just seemed like something all of the world would want in on, so Thumb and Middle are bringing you Catstackers.com, an international catstacking community. Get on there, fingers, and make us...

My correspondence with Elena has continued for another week. Since nothing I write is responded to in any way and it’s become apparent that I’m throwing emails at a copy-and-paster who probably understands little or no English, my personality has evolved into a predictable backwoods psychopath. It’s wearing a little thin, but provided that Elena sends a request for money soon things should get more interesting. From:...