Difficult to explain myself but... I listen to plenty of different music but make a conscious effort not to listen to most chart stuff as hearing the likes of Jessie J bring back bad recent memories for various reasons.

Apart from Radio 1 between 7 and 9 on a Sunday, as Tom Deacon is my sister's boyfriend. (I'm not making this up.)

harmless like an uncle of questionable integrity letting his teenage niece sit on his lap. Well Ed Sheeran is several generations of rockism inbreeding in one ginger turd. He play instruments! and writes his own songs about teenage issues! and does some beatbox stuff! and is a bit urban!

you reaped what you sowed, and this is the crop. Propa music with propa tunes for propa vapid bellend adolescents. I hope you're all happy

It's only been three months since you described him as a "really promising young pop star" before launching into one of your more inspired outbursts of lunacy. Don't tell me you've forgotten him already.