Well, well, well! Looks like The Hills are alive… with the sound of GASPING!

This morning, RetroMTV took fans of the hit show on the ride of their lives as they revealed the shocking, secret, alternate ending to the series for the first time.

You remember the original, don't you? Brody Jenner, strolling up to Kristin Cavallari's house, basically telling her that he would've never gotten together with his new "mystery lady" if he knew it would mean she would leave. Some tears are shed, a loving embrace, cue the acoustic Unwritten montage and off she goes in her limo to Euro… and we pan out to see that Brody's standing alone on a soundstage, giving a viewers the clarification they never wanted: everything was fake.

But… and this is a big BUT!

That wasn't the only ending they planned!

In an alternate universe, Brody was filmed returning to his mystery girlfriend, who DUN DUN DUNNNN turned out to be none other than Kristin's reality nemesis Lauren Conrad!!

Of course, we can see why the producers probably went against this ending, as rumors were already rampant about Brody's mystery lady being then girlfriend Avril Lavigne. But from a story lover's point of view, it was still a great way to go out.

The original ending is better. It exposed that the series was fake. Lauren wasn't dating Brody at the time (months prior to when the series finale ended on national tv) so obviously that was just as fake as the entire series was…

The LC ending gave the fans what they wanted but after months of the cast being followed we all knew way too soon it was scripted, so they have no other choice but to expose the series for what it is…fake. I still miss Laguna Beach and the HIlls. Lol. Way better than that Team Mom bullshit which is also fake because those girls are getting big fat checks but pretend they're struggling. Yeah right.