Everybody likes getting mail. I love getting mail. As a child, I checked the mailbox at least twice a day, despite the fact that nobody ever sent me anything. Sure, I had grandparents and the occasional penpal, but they all lacked sufficient epistolary dedication. I participated in every chain letter and clearinghouse giveaway I could. I sent away for a lot of catalogs.

Though I now have a lot more to keep me busy, I still love getting mail. So if you have anything you want to say, please send it my way. I don't need any more catalogs, though.