n-
1. A kissing style involving slipping one's tongue into the other's mouth, playing with the other's tongue, and so on
2. The language of France
3. A term used for impolite language
4. The people of France

v-
The act of kissing in aforementioned fashion (see n-1 above)

adj-
1. Originating from France
2. A false descriptive given to many American products, such as French fries and French toast.

n-
1. 'Hey baby, you want to try French kissing?'
2. 'Parler vous Francias?'
3. 'I hate those damn kids... pardon my French.'
4. 'The French currently do not get along with the United States'

v-
'Did you see those two French in the hall earlier? Disgusting!'

adj-
1. 'The French police siren is a more distinct tone than the American siren.'
2. 'Would you like French Fries with your burger?'

I've noticed that the French seem to take pride in their work. Great, I as an American take pride in my work too. But you cant say the French helped build America, as we Americans killed the occasional Frenchman trying to take over our 13 original colonies. So we werent all fine and dandy during America's start. And also, we as Americans helped the French out a lot during their time, (such as war), of need and are still great trading partners with the French. But I dont really see the French helping back in modern times. America helped you during WW1 and WW2 but once we Americans get in trouble with Iraq, the French back out. Thanks for the great help. And dont say you give us weopons. We dont use them because well . . . they suck. Most jam after one or two shots literaly. I'm not saying our weopons are perfect, some of them blow up in our faces. But we admit it. So average french guy = Nice, kind hearted, a little shaky around Americans. No reason to be. We're fair people.

Eric Cantona is a French football genius who was rescued by Manchester United from the subs' bench at Leeds for a bargain £1.2mil in November 1992 and during his time at Old Trafford from 1992 to 1997 led the Reds to four Premiership titles and 2 FA Cup victories (completing the Double in 1994 and 1996) and he scored some truly magnificent goals.

Describing natives of France...highly inadequate, in particular the male species and consequently feel the need to post descriptions of themselves as studs, god's gift to women, romeos, the saviours of the US....and so on...

If their self perpetuating descriptions were accurate...they would have been written by neutrals...non french!

The women (les francaises) have a tendancy to dislike all other women - French or otherwise due to their innate insecurities and will never be seen in the company of fellow females unless extremely large or physically challenged to ensure they are not threatened.

As non-french female who spent 10 years in France...men were short, skinny/puny....knew nothing about any sport that mattered (football!) and were hideously lousy lovers in the sack/in bed...have numerous fellow females agreeing from across the globe....