Thursday, June 10, 2010

You may have noticed...well actually...not noticed our feeble attempts to keep Chump from going gentle into the good night; to be honest with better content and help from the other Chumpstylers we may have done it, but alas we have failed.

Wezzo said to me a few weeks ago that he would help out by add a few posts but he either forgot or got busy with something. By something I mean gay ebony dating.

I must ask does Bokkie know and should I be canceling my Kalula tickets?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

So Tiger is not yet out of the woods. Yet another porn star "slash" floozy "slash" Show me the money chick has come forward claiming that she has had sex with Mr. Tiger Woods.

Not only does she claim she had sex with him but that she brought a fellow adult star for some manage a trois. I think he manage a very well. It is believed that Tiger paid between 4000 and 6000 pounds for the event. Good job. Any man with some spare cash would have done the same.

Here's pic of Devon James. They were hard to find, getting past all the news headlines and all.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?""Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone.""No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

A boy watches his mum and dad having sex he ask, "What are you doing ?"His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy."

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Um...I'm not sure what to say here but I have to share this so here it is.

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Go vist the lot at lazer tits, it'll change you life in some way, I'm just not sure how yet.

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his d*ck and starts looking at thefloor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says.Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, f*ck it?"