Planning a trip through the bible belt.....

My kid is graduating from the US Army MP school (Ft. Leonard Woodie) and driving dirty thru WI, IA, and MO is probably not a great idea in my mind. I plan on pissing pure... which means a two months of living without (with my tolerance level) Your words of encouragement are appreciated.

Here's hoping he get's stationed in WA state or CO...in which case I'll be all over that shit....