What was former president Bill Clinton up to this week? Oh you know, just hanging out with distinguished porn stars seen flanking him in photos from some lavish fundraising event at a Monte Carlo casino. [HuffPo]

Meanwhile, 63-year-old Prince Charles was in Toronto getting a crash course in DJing wherein he learned how to scratch and fade a record. And there's video to prove it. [E!]

The 405 freeway between the 105 and Getty Center Drive has earned the distinction of the nation's "worst traffic corridor" according to a new study of traffic in the country's top 100 metro areas. We live here, we already know it's really, really shitty. Thanks. [KTLA]

We're sending our well-wishes to Sir Elton John who has cancelled a string of scheduled concerts after being hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for a severe respiratory infection. [TMZ]