>>29453731in continuation of this, to the frenchbros here any idea why so many based electro artists come from france? from daft punk to pheonix and air it seems like france was touched by the electronic god or something

>>29463001They just love all graphic novels really. You don't see as many openly weeb weebs in France as you do here. There was a kid who walked around with a huge stuffed tiger tail in his beltloops everyday at my uni.

>>29464913Oh wow.Ok, I thought they were only saying "un zeste de citron" which is why I didn't really get it. I also never caught onto the forbidden fruit thing. It makes so much more sense now. Mercy buckets pote.

>>29465696For the most part, yes. I'm keking hard. Granted, I understand more and more each time I watch it but from what I understand he is "saying"

It's true that I want to take a shit on the ads. I am going to shit in the ravioli, is that alright with you?!WATCH OUT because I wanna shit on your blog.What I've wanted since 1984 is that ______. I want to fuck my ___ .I want to shit, is that alright with you?! (I love the way he says "ça vous va" by the way) What I have been doing since the begining is shit on the children, CA VOUS VA?! And everyday, every weekend, I am going to take a shit on all the potato production companies. He just keeps bitching about food quality also comme d'hab. Also, what's a gamain de 15 ans?Did I do that right?

>>29466262>I shit on raviolis it's alright ?!>Pay attention because I shit in your blog>What I want since 1984 that I'm doing it, I want to take down my pant in front of the childrens ça vous va ?!> I want to shit, ça vous va ?!> The problem of time is a shit in morandinis (the presentator), it's true.>What I've done since the start, I shit in kids, ça vous va ?!> And everyday, at least every week ends, I shit in all potatoes productors ça vous va ?!>I'll give you an example, it's that a 15 YO boy is not a ravioli, it's true. So a 2 YO cow it makes me shit. It's that who's terrible !>When I was shitting for wheight watchers, for a french brand with whom I'll work again soon at leader price, I shat ravioli every night ! ça vous va ?!>And there's not any productor who call me to say "it's wonderful, you shit to make purée, cook in the hoven", no one answer me ! >When you are fucking them, they start to scream.>Co-co-co cow ; >Shi-shi-shit

I poop on ads, it's true.I poop in raviolis, is that alright with you?Watch out because I'm pooping in your blog.What I want ever since 1984 that I do that I want to drop my pants in front of children, is that alright with you?I wanna poop is that alright with you?The problem of time is a poop in Morandini (?), it's true.What i've done ever since, is pooping in children, ça vous va ?

>>29467325YTP is good, please post some.I just discovered jefaischierlesgens but I haven't watched many videos. I don't watch enough French comedy really, I just listen to a lot of music and watch shit like Engrenages over and over with and without subs. French humor can be weird. Real weird. Like les inconnus go over my head most of the time.

There was this weird Swiss crossdresser comedian dude I liked though. He reminded me of Eddie Izzard.

>>29467892You can look at their videos, they are funny. They went viral after some of their videos, and decided to stop because everybody was making fun of them. But you can still find their videos on youtube, they are called "toussurlesjeux", and they are from Belgium, that's why they have a little accent.

>>29467498I think French humour is especially social, so you have to really know the culture and how people in France are in order to understand. Like les Inconnus mostly parody various things, like TV shows, personalities, or little things in typical behaviour among French people. Obviously that's all rather inaccessible to foreigners. Same reason Seinfeld never made it abroad, though that's still relatively universal compared to most French stuff.

>>29468553English a universal language, it's easier to learn because you see it everywhere. Even if you don't try to learn it you still have basis. The english culture is also known world wide. It's the opposite with french language and culture, you have to learn it, pay attention to what happens etc

>>29468649Yes yes, hence the woes of being an anglophone with the desire to be bi or tri lingual. I am both priviledged and disadvantaged by having my mother tongue be the modern day lingua franca. >csq never will be a polyglot.

>>29468708Don't you learn other languages at school? Here we study french (obviously), english (you don't have the choice, you have to learn it), and you have to choose between german and spanish. So I speak french, english and spanish (I'm not trilingual, but I can handle a conversation in all the 3 languages).

Most people pick English as first or second language, but it's optional, and there are other languages too. For example I picked German as first language and English as second (and then Spanish as option).

It really depends on how much funding/how much your school district prioritizes foreign languages. In my state, you techincally have to take 2 years of a foreign language in high school in order to graduate, but this teaches your colors, numbers, and MAYBE all verb tenses. It's bullshit. I've been studying French for 6 years and before I started French I would buy language learning books growing up. So I know a little German and a little Turkish (pls no bully). I'm a uni student now and I am about to take my first semester of Arabic since I want to work in a field related to the Maghreb.

Also, most schools (high schools that is) only offer Spanish and French. MAYBE a third language like German. I went to a high school that offered 6 foreign languages including Latin and that was just because it was in a super ritzy suburb of Pittsburgh. Foreign languages are not important to Americans. It sucks.

>>29469006It's sad, even here we learn at least how to be able to talk enough to be understandable in foreign language, and we believe that what we learn is not enough haha. And we study english for 8 years, the third language for 5 years only.

Btw, the most usefull languages are (in order) English, french, and spanish. Basically, if you speak at least two of these ones you can travel anywhere, and be understand everywhere.

And I think I will try to learn another language when I'll have enough time, I thought about italian, but I'm not sure.

>>29469218Yeah, I was actually tutoring 4 French children when I was studying out there and it amazed me that the 8 year old was already learning how to use the predicate. But he was a little shit and would respond to me auf deutsch because he deep down saw the neo colonial anglo world take over and was being spiteful. Okay maybe not really. But he hated learning English, and I kind of admired him for that.

The 4 year old was good though. Re-learned the word for "seal" during our animal lesson. That was a hoot.

Why Italian? I think German is more useful than Spanish really. At least from an industrial standpoint.

>>29469680What's a whipe? Also I'm in the process of learning french and I might spend a semester abroad there I'd like to give my family a stable upper middle class life style I'm thinking about being a history professor or dentist. Also if I'm not fat and I can speak french will the women there dislike me because I'm american?

>>29469868French are not cold. People think this beacause when they come to France, they mainly go to Paris, where people are cold. That's not because they are bad, it's just that all year, they see tourists everywhere, and so they are a little bit tired of this. If you go in other places in France you'll see that people are gentle and happy to see strangers.>>29469902Well, at the begining of the thread there was mainly french music, but it changed a lot with time haha

>>29469953I wasn't even talking about Parisians. It is very hard to make French friends. Your guys' philosphy on friendship is different than ours. We want to be friends with everyone and want everyone to like us. You guys tend to keep friendships more sacred, they take time to develop, there are boundaries. It's not a bad thing per se. Just makes it difficult when you are an ex pat trying SO HARD to use your French to meet people in bars and whatnot. Let me correct my previous statement. French are not cold. Young French are cold or hard to approach. I met some of the nicest, warmest, most generous French people when I lived there. But they were all over the age of 40. Hell, I had one couple CARRY MY LUGGAGE through Charles de Gaulle for me because I helped them out at our connection back in the states. I like you Frenchies. Just not your xenophobic citoyens or your snotty teenagers.

>>29470173Oh I get what you mean. Our idea of friendship is different. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the US you like to have thousands of people that you know and you have fun with them. Here, we prefer to have a strong friendship with one people, than hundreds of persons with whom you have a little friendship.

And it's true that french people are hard to approach, most of us are douchebad who really overrate themselves, I have some at my school, they are not bad, but they really believe they are people that they are not (I don't know if it's really clear, I'm sorry but it's late and I have trouble to write haha)

>>29470337Exactly. I personally am not that way. I prefer to have my close friends and then my aquainteces that I network with or might bump into but I don't have the typical American urge to be friends with every person I encounter. Women do this especially. I do not. Your writing is just fine, I wasn't doubting it until I read "I dont know if its really clear"

>>29470449I think that's why americans find french people cold, going to talk with a strangers in the street in america seems normal, but if you do it in France, you just look like a weirdo hahaI live in Brittany, in the west of France.

>>29470449Americans are usually friendly, but very superficially. It's even a joke among the people I know how they always invite everyone to their homes. They keep saying "you so have to visit us if you ever come to the states! you can stay at our house there or there etc", except they don't mean a word for it. It's a little disconcerting.

Americans, do you find the movie of the song outrageous ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBhHm3fNVE

I see the comments related to the video, and some french people are a little mad about it, what about you ? Because I sometimes have the feeling that americans are a little puritans (and I'm maybe wrong), so i'd like to know :^)

>>29470695Gallo ça viend du mot "Gallois" ou pas?>>29470704This is semi true. We do make a lot of false promises like "Yeah we should hang out sometime" when you dont mean it at all, you are only saying it to be polite or so that the person likes you. Again, we don't like to be disliked, even by people we personally don't like very much. Hi different French, ça va?>>29470815Trop cool. C'est quoi exactement Vannetais?J'ai jamais entendu de ça>>29470908>>29470969>>29471078What have I started? >>29470897You mean do I find the images of the music video outrageous? No not at all.The lyrics are kind of dumb. I'm not a puritan in any sense of the word. Why are the Frenchies getting their knickers in a twist about it? I don't find this to be controversial or thought provoking at all, Not even as an ally of the LGBTQ community, sorry.I did laugh at Marianne though.

And the whole wanting to be liked thing kind of fails when they make false promises and keep insisting. I mean I'm used to it kind of, but then there was this one American I'd hang out with over a year and we made pretty serious plans for a road trip in the US. Then as soon as he was gone from Paris, he'd no longer answer my emails. I'd say that goes a little beyond being overly friendly (though probably an extreme case).

>>29472344He was either a total asshole who never meant what he said OR he was making a promise he later realized he couldn't keep and didn't want to have to confront you about it, so he shunned you. dsl that happened to you though. you can come take a road trip in the US with me if you want. (See, false promise in order to be liked)

>>29473026Ah bon? The fact that he is so popular blows my mind.http://youtu.be/KOFEw2uwYYw>>29473020Ahhh ok ok fair enough. I actually really liked Paris. Non touristy side of Paris is rad, wish I could have stayed longer.

>>29473249>Well yeah that part was obviousWhoops. Please dont h8. I thought it was some new meme you guys are forcing. Someone told me instead of saying "merdeposter" you can say "zemmourposter" or some bullshit like that.

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