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WIN! YOUR CHANCE TO WIN $50 JUST FOR CASTING YOUR VOTE!

Screen Shot 2017-01-25 at 12.34.15 pm.jpgAlotta Cruppola- Senior Bugle EditorDue to a very small number of casts being voted in this year's awards, the Bub Hub owners, @BH-bubhub and @BH-bigbadbrad have declared that every registered forum member who votes will received an unmarked $50 note in the mail. Asked by media at a press conference late last night whether or not they believe it is in good conscience to start paying members for voting in the awards, BBB was very convincing in his 5 minute long speech. In the obviously ad-lib speech, BBB was quoted as saying that "every registered member of the forum was like a precious gem, a flower that needs to be cultivated from brand new, precious little seeds, to a fully fledged beauty, ripe for the plucking" and that sending members money would just let them know how truly appreciated they are.
Moderators of course, are ineligible to receive any payment, because it would then void their argument that they are "volunteers" who "work other jobs as well as take care of their own children and families" and "do everything they can within the normal daily constraints to make the forum a happy place to be". It has long been a much-touted line from moderators and there are suggestions, which have been whispered behind closed doors for many years, that when a member becomes a moderator they receive a guide-line with typical responses to give to consumer complaints.
It is said, that the "volunteer" line is on page 3 of the book, and that every time a moderator feeds out that line there is a lot of high-fiving and back slapping amongst the moderating team.

* The Bugle, being a satirical newspaper takes no great care in reporting accuracy, can not be held account to the Trump's awesome new media laws, and therefore reserves all right to report whatever they heck it wants. As such, we will not be held accountable if no $50 note makes it to your mailbox.

SCANDAL! MCKEL TRIES TO STEAL DATE!Nottan Gree- Bugle Crime Reporter

We can only imagine the sorts of things going through Mod-Nomsie's head when she logged onto her beloved Bub Hub site Monday afternoon to find @mckel taking the same man, hot hunk Sam Heughan to the awards night. Not that anyone can blame Mckel- the man is a great hunk of spunk, but being the meat in a Nomsie- Mckel sandwich is probably asking a bit much. Both members are said to like a good Scotch on the Rocks, but in this case, it's first in, first served. Screen Shot 2017-01-25 at 12.39.52 pm.jpg

The First in, First served rule has also come into play when @AdornedWithCats implied she could possibly be taking funny-man Andy Samborg (I am guessing at the surname here! I can't be bothered looking it up- and the Bugle creedo is "Close enough is good enough"), thus stepping on the toes of @Mod-Degrassi. Most members seem to have voted for AWC's first choice, the male cover-model of a cats magazine, and a rather tasty dish.Screen Shot 2017-01-25 at 12.42.55 pm.jpgMore on the story as it comes to light.