Feature in general...personality. She can be the most beautiful girl on the planet, but if she's not right personality-wise then I won't take a second's glance at her. Physically, I'm drawn to the eyes.

Have you ever punched a shark in the face and made it call you Spencer IV of Noopaglanahay?

It's simple to say "It's just sex", but there's an intimacy that goes along with it, that I think is a shame to trivialize. There's a part of me that only wants to share myself with a singular person; maybe that's a selfish desire to want to be considered "special" to someone, and by giving an intimate part of yourself away to anyone and everyone, it ceases being "special" and is just considered common. I would hope for the same from a partner as well though.

Buy out a certain big computer company, re-release everything they did with my name on it and send hitsquads on out on those who shit talk my shit. Those hit squads would take the heads of the upstarts and bring them back to my secret lair (built into the face of a mountain somewhere in the Himalayas) where I would feast on the brain and post the skin up in my lobby. Then I would develop sharks with lasers beams on their friggin heads (that's right I said it) and besiege australia. When I finally triumph in my patriotic and fully justified war against the Aussies (and their annoying friends), I will declare myself "Masterful Monarch of Mayhem and the Minutae" and then demand that my subjects call me "Quadruple M". After that, I would become a gangsta rap artist under that nom de guerre and put a hit out on 50 cent (cause thats how Quadruple M rolls son). After dominating the gangsta rap scene I would build a rocket, fly to the moon, colonise that bitch and then declare war on every single planet in our solar system (including Earth). And I would win. I would walk around talking like Darth Vader and threatening humans and aliens alike that if they did not comply with my standards I would smite them with "the force" ("the force" is actually a large group of polynesian midgets with large sticks). And that pretty much sums it up.