That’s when you look at her, make eye contact, smile, tell her if she’s going to touch you like that she should at least buy you dinner first, she’ll laugh, ask her out to dinner, have a nice time, take her home, start a relationship, get married, have your first kid, buy a home, have your second child, live a long and happy life for twenty years. And then, and only then, bust out of your human form as a swarm of mutant ants and devour her alive as you have always planned on doing. It’s as simple as that.

That’s when you look at her, make eye contact, smile, tell her if she’s going to touch you like that she should at least buy you dinner first, she’ll laugh, ask her out to dinner, have a nice time, take her home, start a relationship, get married, have your first kid, buy a home, have your second child, live a long and happy life for twenty years.

Kutluhan_Demirok
(I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded)
2018-02-15 18:43:45 UTC
#4091

Bu ne ya 4Chan greentext mi?

Kutluhan_Demirok
(I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded)
2018-02-15 20:02:04 UTC
#4092

< be me
< at work
< alone as usual
< crush co worker 7/10 girl
< see the girl at cafeteria alone
< courage up
< operationbigfootisago.mp4
< sit close to her
< try to look her
< we make an eye contact
< ohshit.jpg
< I smile and she smile back
< cant talk because beta cuck
< I know she is Star Wars fan
< initiateplanz.mp3
< pick out Star Wars book from bag
< starts to read
< she see and ask ‘Anon you love Star Wars?’
< allaccordingtokeikaku.png
< have a conversation about Star Wars for an 30 min.
< tell her a joke
< she laugh
< talking about our lives
< tell her a few joke
< she laugh
< she touch me ‘oh stop Anon you are so funny’
< ‘alright now or never’
< tell her a cheesy fuckboy line
< ‘if you’re going to touch me like that at least you should buy me dinner first’
< she say ‘why not’
< it’s now or never
< ask for a date
< she say ‘yes’
< take her out to dinner
< have a nice time
< take her home
< start a relationship
< get married
< have my first kid
< buy a home
< have my second child
< live a long and happy life for twenty years
< then bust out of my human form as a swarm of mutant ants and devour her alive
< mfw

Kutluhan_Demirok
(I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded)
2018-02-16 20:10:08 UTC
#4096