There are gifs showing the Spider Mastermind with one or other leg raised as it stomps around, so I might get around to a slightly-more-work version of an animated Gingritron. That way we'll get the chain-gun firing.

Well OBVIOUSLY I was typing an incomplete sentence that would have addressed that before I was killed and eaten by a stampeding herd of spiders, but now I've been killed and eaten and I'll never be able to make that point. HARUMPH.

I'm pretty sure that being killed and eaten can pretty much wreck your entire weekend. 'Cause you know, after you've been eaten all that's left for you is to be some poop.

Hey, that makes me wonder. When the catholics eat jesus on sundays, do they poop jesus on monday? And if so, shouldn't their be some detailed biblical guidelines for handling that matter (heh) in some more, er, delicate fashion than a simple, perfunctory flush?