I love neglected fluffies. Someone should write a story about a fluffy that's miserably lonely because despite being in the same room with its daddeh all day every day, all he does is eat cheetos, post on 4chan and masturbate with the fluffy still in the room.

>Be a simple average Joe>Working nightshift>Hear about things called "fluffies" from co-worker>Says that they are fun to fuck around with>See a fluffy store selling them for 4.99 a foal>Whythehellnot.png>Walk into store and hear a fucking tidal wave of what sounds like little retarded children>Walk up to desk>"Hey is this where I can get a fluffy pony?">(Wait what, why the fuck did I ask something I already know the answer to?)>"Uhh... Yeah.">"Okay, can I see them so I can pick one out?">"Sure, follow me">Walk to a kennel filled out the ass with the little shits>At the sight of me the things start saying shit such as "Nyu Daddeh?" or some shit (I was not paying attention as they all were talking at THE SAME FUCKING TIME)>"I'll take... That uhh, red one with the wings">Buy the thing and some food,it cost around 12 buck plus tax (I bought a few pounds of the shit)>Go back to my house>Hear small whimpering and chirping>"The fuck?">Open the box that I had the fluffy in>HOLY FUCKING SHIT>Shit literally everywhere in the box>and in the middle of it was the red pegasus fluffy trying not to drown in it's own shit>*Box used protect, But it failed!*>The shit splatters everywhere, literally fucking GODDAMN EVERYWHERE>I caught the foal just in the nick of time>relief... For about a FUCKING SECOND>I AM NOT LETTING THIS GODDAMN SHIT STAIN OFF THE FUCKING HOOK>As gently as I can I lay it down on the table... >FUCK>I forgot that it was covered in shit...> I go into the bathroom to strip down, shirt only though>Go into bedroom to find my least favorite sock>I'm pretty sure you can see where this is going>I'm whipping it around like fucking nun-chucks>I even slammed it onto the treadmill on the highest speed>after I satiated my blood thirst I remembered how much I paid for the shitrat>"Whatever, best way to spend Five bucks I'd say">Oh... Right... The fluffy food...>Dammit

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