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What To Do If You Are Sedated By A Thai Tranvestite

Now, if there's one thing I know, it's Thai hookers. And I can tell you, if a Thai man wants to dress up like a woman and hide a sedative in his mouth and stick it down your throat while kissing you, it's going to happen. And you will get robbed. And maybe lose a kidney.

So the police in Bangkok are putting people on notice. Heck, one poor slob who simply wanted the fiduciary joy of rewarding a boy who dressed like a girl for sexual favors was robbed of $7,300 in cash and valuables. Whatever that means. Unless your lost pride and dignity at having to tell the police and then your wife that you got robbed by a Thai hooker who turned out to be a man counts as 'valuables.'

A police lieutenant colonel has this warning for tourists: "Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth or you will end up in a deep sleep."