Oh shut up you. A team who have consistently challenged for the champions league are losing 3-0 at home to a team who only got promoted a few seasons ago and are playing without a striker. This is the exact definition of a surprising result

Vaz Te is a striker. Regardless. Spurs have been riding their luck so far this season. A result like this was on the horizon imo.

Fair play to Allardyce, completely shut us down. We had no idea what to do, how to react and how to break them down and then it was only a matter of time before we fell apart.

I'm going to mention Andros Townsend now to say how he played well and he is exempt from the rest of this bile.

Let's start with AVB. You do not start Defoe. You do not play two box-to-box players against West Ham. When things are going wrong, you change it, and that doesn't involve going 4-4-2 with only one *bleep*ing winger. I don't know why Sandro isn't playing in the Premier League yet.

Defoe can *bleep* right off. Pathetic forward. Doesn't make any chances, doesn't take any chances.

Vertonghen, Dawson, Walker & Naughton were all awful. It is a joke that Lloris is our best defender.

Dembele & Paulinho weren't bad, they were pushing things in the first half but completely clueless in the second. Sigurdsson & Eriksen very well contained. Lamela added nothing.

I don't know what we're doing with set piece training but it'd be best if we decided to do the exact reverse opposite of that for the forseeable future.

Learn to *bleep*ing pass the ball.

Lessons: Start Sandro more. Start Holtby more. Drop Dawson. Never start Defoe ever again. Hopefully this is just a (massively embarrassing) blip that we learn from rather than a sign of things to come.

Oh shut up you. A team who have consistently challenged for the champions league are losing 3-0 at home to a team who only got promoted a few seasons ago and are playing without a striker. This is the exact definition of a surprising result

Vaz Te is a striker. Regardless. Spurs have been riding their luck so far this season. A result like this was on the horizon imo.