Do the American people support Øliar's war of choice? The answer is a resounding No! That support's so small, in fact, it's "the lowest for any intervention Gallup has asked about in the last 20 years." Not that a tyrant like Øfascist ever cares about such things.

Are the American people facing any clear and present danger from Syria? The answer, again, is No!Both sides in that civil war possess chemical weapons, according to the United Nations. For the moment they're fighting each other. But if we intervene and start inflicting massive civilian casualties, they may decide to join forces so yes they can fight us. Of course, getting everybody to hate us is a key component of the Øbungler Doctrine™.

Will the American people wake up and see that it's all just a grand distraction to save Øfubar's neck? Thankfully for us, the answer is turning out to be Yes!