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Friday, January 18, 2008

While in Big Bend, and especially when going off-trail to do mapping exercises, it's extremely useful to keep an eye out for the desert flora. Because, as Edward Abbey liked to say, "everything in the desert either bites, stabs, sticks, stings or stinks." (We listened to a nice ranger talk on cacti in which this quote came up, along with "Cactus? Or not a Cactus?") Desert fieldwork becomes, therefore, an exercise not so much in geology, but in trying not to get attacked by something pointy in the process of trying to find the geology in the midst of shin-shredding plant life.

Perhaps the most extreme example of this is the Agave havardiana, or Century plant. These things are all over the park, as well as (for some reason) being very popular items for decorative planters in local towns. They're pretty large and hard to miss, and they might lull you into thinking that they're easy to avoid.

That may be the case sometimes, but make one wrong move and stumble into one and you'll find out why we were mistakenly calling them "horse cripplers" for much of the trip:

Those leaves are not only stiff as a board, they're tipped with spines hard and sharp enough to go completely through a field notebook. (We tested it.) No one had serious injuries off of those, but there were some close calls. On the upside, these plants are sometimes used to make mescal and tequila, of which you might need copious quantities if you have a run-in with one of the spines.

The next offender in the plant lineup is Agave lechuguilla (on the left in this photo), which were named the collective bane of the course's existence. Also called "Spanish Saber", these nasty little knee-high bundles of misery supposedly grow only in the Chihuahuan Desert, and mainly on limestone, which (suprise!) Big Bend has a lot of.

The fun thing about these is that no matter where you are in relation to the sun, slope, water, rock type, or any other kind of environmental factor, there is always at least one of these things pointing directly at you. If you run into a patch of them, you're toast no matter what direction you're coming from. (This did happen, and we spent half an hour pulling the poor girl out of the plant and patching up the twenty or so holes it put into her legs through her pants.)

Next to that offender is one of the only plants out there that doesn't want to kill you:Euphorbia antisyphilitica, otherwise known as Candellia or Wax plant. These have no spines and aren't even toxic; they're coated with a wax that can be used in place of carnuba wax, and people used to (and still do) harvest them for this purpose. You can pretty much sit on these things and not have to worry, which is a relief when you can't find any other patch of ground that isn't occupied by a lechuguilla plant.

Those are some of the things that aren't cacti. There's actually quite a wide variety of cacti in the park, although no barrel or saguaro like most western movies like to show (those are Arizona natives). When we visited, it rained a lot, so everything started flowering, and it put on quite a show:

This wasn't flowering, but it was one of my favorites from the ranger talk about how to spot cacti - it's so tiny! (No idea what the proper name for it is, though.)

This was - I think - one of the edible ones. (We tried it and didn't die, so I guess that makes it edible.) Sort of tasted like kiwi. It's possible to eat cactus - in fact, it's a good source of water - but it's so hard to get past the spines that it's edging toward diminishing returns.

Apparently, potted cacti are also native to the Big Bend region. (We had no idea what this was doing sitting on a rhyolitic dike. Some things you find in the desert are just plain weird.)

(For anyone who's interested, the writing reads "PAMS, Dr. J. R. Sollidan: This is where he belongs." We came up with a theory about the pot containing the ashes of a very dedicated geologist who never wanted to leave the park, but we hope that wasn't actually the case, since the cactus was dead and accompanied by a really tacky smiling sun decoration. Any guesses out there as to who this might be?)

6 comments:

I think technically you can only make tequila from Avage tequilana, and anything made from other species is mezcal.

Field geologists who get stuck on spikes can cry me a river - at least you're able to pick your own path. If you're doing field geophysics, you have to avoid the spiky things while also carrying the GPR antenna in a more-or-less straight line behind someone who might find a wide enough path for one person to walk through, but doesn't necessarily consider the full width of the antenna and its handlers... ah, good times!

Yami, sounds like fun. I suspect I will someday have the pleasure of that experience.

Brian - Oh, yes, lots of lechuguilla. I didn't have a problem with the poison spines, but other people did. Funny thing was, the rangers claimed they weren't actually poisonous. There was definitely some eye-rolling over the third or fourth time we heard that.

I take the family to Big Bend every Spring or at New Years. The park is a love it or hate it park. The kids are now old enough to learn what plants are helpful. I love kiwi and will try the cactus you identified. Thanks for you post. BTW have you done the South Rim?