On Monday someone at work hung a sign on a nearby drinking fountain: “Please DO NOT wash face in the drinking fountain!” Apparently some of our employees are a bit hazy on the whole “separation of function” concept between drinking fountains and actual sinks.

Today there was a new sign posted on top of the previous one: “Please DO NOT drink from the face washing fountain!”

I’m tempted to add a third: “Please DO NOT wash feet in the baptismal fountain!”