What's most interesting to me is the call for, "FALSE RAPE ACCUSATIONS!"

Listen,

I need to have a real serious talk with you guys. Please have a seat. No, this isn't an internet meme. I'm not pretending to be Chris Hansen. That joke is long dead, as was your parent's before you were born.

Look, I get it. Growing up watching all of those Hollywood movies made you think that you were OWED the girl. That if you just worked hard enough or if you just overcame this or overcame that, you'd just get yourself THE girl. You wouldn't have to settle. I'm sorry. I know you were lied to. But that's just not how it works. Chances are, you're going to hate what you have. And again, I'm sorry. Not all of us can have a skinny, blonde-haired, green-eyed, sexy girlfriend with a PhD who worships your cock like it dispenses barbituates on tap. Also most of us have the self-respect not to date someone 23 years younger than us.

But listen, brothers. LISTEN! That doesn't mean you have to hate women. They don't OWE you anything. I'm sorry, it sucks, I get it. But it's not their fault.

But holy fucking orphans in West Germany you chuckle fucks. I just went over the whole entire false rape accusation bullshit and oh my god. I did not think you dipshits could GET THAT MUCH MORE FUCKING RETARDED. I mean I thought it was an isolated thing with martial arts. Like I figured you guys are probably really good at sitting at your desk wondering what your job is supposed to be, but I really didn't think it would SPILL OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD LIKE THIS.

What's most interesting to me is the call for, "FALSE RAPE ACCUSATIONS!"

And again, I'm sorry. Not all of us can have a skinny, blonde-haired, green-eyed, sexy girlfriend with a PhD who worships your cock like it dispenses barbituates on tap. Also most of us have the self-respect not to date someone 23 years younger than us.

That's some funny stuff, Chris, I'm still chuckling over it.

Ben

Falling for Judo since 1980

"You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS