Crowbar, headcrab, and Half-Life strategy guide shipped to CERN

While you’ve been busy trying to win $7500 in prizes, we here at reddit hq have been saving the world.

Well, that’s not very fair; the idea to send CERN this crowbar wrecking bar came from you in the reddit community who voted up Mad_Gouki suggestion. We just understood the great importance of this mission.

After the initial order, a dandy paint job, we’re ready to ship! Here are the photos from our office to prove it. We’ve been in touch with an intrepid physicist at the lab who goes by Alpinekat and will not stand idly by while Earth is conquered.

She may also take photos/video for us. Here are some shots from the reddit hq prior to shipping. Don’t worry, we included a note: “Get this to Gordon Freeman. He’ll know what to do.”

This wrecking bar has been tested and will serve Gordon well. The alien will be keeping his.

The Half-Life strategy guide from Fark should ensure their survival.

Our in-house physicist, Dr. Chris Slowe, demonstrates the “Whack the headcrabbed-physicist game.”
We trust they’ll be practicing this at CERN.