More like it. Now at least three amusing updates as we go, and you've got it cracked.

According to Pontus' brother [who posts on Waccoe], our big Swede is actually OK and doesn't have a leg problem after that ugly cunt Waghorn deliberately cleaned him out at the end of the last match. Which is good to hear.

There was a report somewhere saying he’s likely a bit rusty because he’s not played first team games for some time. I’d be quite surprised if someone as meticulous as Bielsa put him straight in the first team.

Right...... team V Stoke ....Same as Derby with new stopper straight in,no fcking training needed cannot be worse than present and experience/greatness will shine through,he will not come running out like chicken with no head,I will be able to sleep and our attacking flair will leave him fck all to do,which he will do better than old flappy bird.

Don't think Casilla will start against Stoke.I imagine he's probably fit enough, but it's a big ask to just step off a plane and start.He doesn't even know the names of a lot of the squad.Not that I'd be worried if he did start, but mebbe best to let him get his feet under the table.We've got too much for Stoke whoever's in goal.( Hostage to fortune there. Don't make me look like a cunt Bailey.)

Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.