Alexis Texas and Lizzy Borden to Star in Birds of Prey XXX

2011 is shaping up to be a pretty good year for comic book porn parodies. To just name a few, we’ve already seen the release of Captain America XXX, Katwoman XXX, Supergirl XXX, and Iron Man XXX is in production and should be released by the end of Fall. Now we know that Birds of Prey, the DC Comic that writer Gail Simone did such an excellent job on for so long, will now have it’s turn in the comic porn spotlight. Set to be released by Exquisite Films and directed by Sinister X (who’s got a name straight out of a comic book) and will star Alexis Texas, Chanel Preston, and Lizzy Borden. That’s a whole lotta’ big-name talent in one film.

Birds of Prey, for those that aren’t familiar, tells the tale of a trio of three women crime-fighters, Black Canary, Huntress, and Barbara Gordon (the former Batgirl). The series had close ties to the Batman line of comics, and for a while, the group operated within Gotham City. While Canary, Huntress, and Gordon are the “core” of the group, the roster has changed over time and the team has undergone a series of changes. The “glory days” of the comic were the ones that had superstar comic writer Gail Simone doing the scripting of the book. Birds of Prey is a huge fan-favorite and is one of the books set to be relaunched as part of DC Comics “New 52” event in September, though Simone will not be a part of the project.

So, with the brief crash-course into Birds of Prey, let’s get back to the porn parody. As mentioned, Alexis Texas, Lizzy Borden (who was released from prison last year after being doing time on obscenity charges), and Chanel Preston will all be featured in the film. And did I mention that these three will be the villains of the film? Lizzy Borden will be playing the role of Talia al Ghul (Ra’s al Ghul’s daughter), Alexis Texas is the corrupt, newly-appointed warden of Gotham City’s prison, and Chanel Preston is the evil Dr. Harleen Quinzel (aka Harley Quinn). One of the highlights of the film will be a girl/girl/girl scene featuring all three of the starlets. It will also be Lizzy Borden’s first all-girl three way scene in more than five years.

“See, there’s this luscious girl, Chanel Preston; I wanted to bang her,” Lizzy explained as she was preparing for her scene. “One thing led to another, and the next thing I know, I’m playing Talia al Ghul in Birds of Prey XXX. It’s crazy. So I dyed my skin this nice Middle Eastern brown because she’s Ra’s al Ghul’s daughter, a mixture of Middle Eastern, Chinese and Dutch. She’s a martial arts expert, so I’ve got my throwing knives, my nunchuks—I’m pretty excited, but I’m also pretty nervous, though, actually, about the sex.”

“I’m doing a scene with two girls, Chanel Preston and Alexis Texas,” Lizzy explained, “so it’s like—and Alexis Texas has a great big bottom, and I met her before, but yesterday was the first time I did dialog and got a chance to like ‘meet the ass’, and I was like, ‘Ohmigod, this is more ass than I’ve ever had in my life. I don’t know what to do with it.’ So I’m super-nervous today. She’s like, ‘Oh, you’ll be okay,’ and I’m like, ‘I dunno; that’s a lot of butt.’ So she’s like, ‘Once I stick it in your face, everything will come back to you. It’s just like riding a bike.” And I’m like, ‘We’ll see.’ So I’m definitely overwhelmed, because I’ve got two vaginas to lick and two assholes to lick, so I don’t know. I don’t know how this is going to go.”

Birds of Prey XXX is still in the process of being filmed and it’s currently set for a release date sometime in January 2012. Considering the star power being featured in this film, expect this movie to get a lot of attention when it comes out. As more information about Birds of Prey XXX is released, we’ll be sure to pass it along. Until then, let us know your thoughts on this latest comic book porn parody project in the comments.

Birds of Prey XXX

The Sinister Comixxx Birds of Prey porn parody that stars Lizzy Borden, Alexis Texas, and Chanel Preston. Based on the popular DC Comics series.

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