DiCaprio and Corbyn hide a sexist secret behind their bevies

It is with a mixture of sadness and resignation that I hear Leonardo DiCaprio is on his tenth Victoria’s Secret model — the latest a 24-year-old professional thong from Denmark. The star of Catch Me If You Can and [insert name here] were snapped performing the usual elaborate dead-eyed frolic on a beach in Malibu last week, just days before the actor flew to the south of France, where he held a party for another dead-eyed “bevy” of supermodels, mostly eastern European women with Olympic legs and clacking donkey stilettos.

As I looked at the pictures of DiCaprio, oiled and smooth as he greeted wave after wave of event bikini waxes, I couldn’t help but wonder whether there’s anything more misogynist than The Bevy. The