If NFL teams were re-branded the Patriots logo would be wearing UGGs…..

For example, there’s probably no better logo in the NFL than New England’s Pat the Patriot, but what happens when he slips on a pair of Tom Brady’s favorite boots? NESN

Well this just immediately soils Pat the Patriot. If we’re going to keep it consistent with branding teams based on their QB, then the Eagles logo should be picking at a dog carcass, the Saints logo should have a thick mole positioned to the left, the Steelers logo should have a passed out fat chick slung over their logo, and the Colts should have a faulty broken spine wrapped around theirs.