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Well Peter, the DUmmies will always hate the Holidays no matter what
the political makeup of the country is at any given time. It's in their
blood. Their families probably try to bring these losers in from the cold
but they'd rather sit at a keyboard in the public library and tell the other
morons at DU how they "really gave it to em" this Thanksgiving/Christmas.

Oh and DUmmies, could you please spice up the Christmas Bouncy Tales
this year??? The Thanksgiving ones, while funny, are getting old and
worn out.

Remember, a great Christmas Bouncy with maybe throwing some
Fundies gift to you into the fireplace, or "losing it" and beating up a
sidewalk Santa will go a loooooooong way towards getting you on CU's
Top 2008 DUmmy of Teh Year List!! So please, get those creative writing
juices flowing!

Hey, I know! Why don't one of you write about bobbolink and tell us
how you gave her a new refrigerator box to live in equipped with
prepaid cellular service so she can continue to jump onto ANY homeless
thread started on DU. Thx!!!:D

Well Peter, the DUmmies will always hate the Holidays no matter what
the political makeup of the country is at any given time. It's in their
blood. Their families probably try to bring these losers in from the cold
but they'd rather sit at a keyboard in the public library and tell the other
morons at DU how they "really gave it to em" this Thanksgiving/Christmas.

Oh and DUmmies, could you please spice up the Christmas Bouncy Tales
this year??? The Thanksgiving ones, while funny, are getting old and
worn out.

Remember, a great Christmas Bouncy with maybe throwing some
Fundies gift to you into the fireplace, or "losing it" and beating up a
sidewalk Santa will go a loooooooong way towards getting you on CU's
Top 2008 DUmmy of Teh Year List!! So please, get those creative writing
juices flowing!

Hey, I know! Why don't one of you write about bobbolink and tell us
how you gave her a new refrigerator box to live in equipped with
prepaid cellular service so she can continue to jump onto ANY homeless
thread started on DU. Thx!!!:D

Oh dear Gawd do you remember the thread about the guy that was so proud of giving his refrigerator box to the homeless guy?! :p

Well Peter, the DUmmies will always hate the Holidays no matter what
the political makeup of the country is at any given time. It's in their
blood. Their families probably try to bring these losers in from the cold
but they'd rather sit at a keyboard in the public library and tell the other
morons at DU how they "really gave it to em" this Thanksgiving/Christmas.

The only holidays the DUmmies (Or radical ultra liberals in general) don't despise are as follows:
1. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (Through their efforts, that day has long since degenerated from a celebration of all the good that man did in his life to promote racial harmony, to an excuse for radical black liberals to spew racial hatred against whites, and for white liberals to express their profound guilt over the color of their own skin).
2. Earth Day (Through their efforts, that day has long since degenerated from a day devoted to spreading general awareness about the environment and perhaps engaging in some eco- friendly activities like cleaning up garbage in the park or whatever, into an excuse for dirty hippies to use microphones to howl incoherent poetry about the Earth and the evils of humanity, and listening to long- winded speeches about how global warming will kill us all unless we all bury our cars, become vegans, and live like the Flintstones).
3. St. Patrick's Day (During its early years, they would have hated it for its religious connotations, but nowadays, it is much less about celebrating Patrick's amazing, godly life than about having an excuse to drink until you pass out, something the DUmmies are always up for).
4. May Day (This is a favorite for the meth- addled anarchist DUmmies aged 28 and younger, as it gives them the opportunity to engage in what they euphemistically call "Autonomous direct actions with a diversity of tactics to promote social justice and raise awareness of the plight of the oppressed workers," but which rational people refer to as "Vandalism, violence, looting, and rioting").

Is there any way to appease these people? Can they EVER be happy? How do they live their lives full of such hate?

Their lives are empty and filled with hate. They're miserable and can't fault themselves for their own misery, so they always have to blame someone else for their horrid condition. Yeah, they got their messiah elected, but he is a very inept messiah and won't be able to deliver the miracles that are expected. But it won't be his fault because the super-intelligent liberal could NEVER elect the wrong man! Look for more hair-brained conspiracies in the not-too-distant future.

Who knows? Maybe we'll get to see more hilarious chicken wire experiments!

Well Peter, the DUmmies will always hate the Holidays no matter what
the political makeup of the country is at any given time. It's in their
blood. Their families probably try to bring these losers in from the cold
but they'd rather sit at a keyboard in the public library and tell the other
morons at DU how they "really gave it to em" this Thanksgiving/Christmas.

Oh and DUmmies, could you please spice up the Christmas Bouncy Tales
this year??? The Thanksgiving ones, while funny, are getting old and
worn out.

Remember, a great Christmas Bouncy with maybe throwing some
Fundies gift to you into the fireplace, or "losing it" and beating up a
sidewalk Santa will go a loooooooong way towards getting you on CU's
Top 2008 DUmmy of Teh Year List!! So please, get those creative writing
juices flowing!

Hey, I know! Why don't one of you write about bobbolink and tell us
how you gave her a new refrigerator box to live in equipped with
prepaid cellular service so she can continue to jump onto ANY homeless
thread started on DU. Thx!!!:D

OMG!! Bobbolink! A top ten DUmmie if there ever was one!! +1 you go SR!!!

I think that we have been watching the DUmmies long enough to actually think about a Hall of Fame. There are some who have actually risen to Hall of Fame standards. The first inductee should not even have to be nominated. He should be admitted unopposed and automatically. I think that the first inductee should be the DUmmie that died at his keyboard a few years ago, logged into DU until the very end with a mouthful of donuts and Cheetos dust still on his fingers. If that is not enough, just remember how his mom shoved his body out of the way to inform DU of his demise while the paramedics were on route. Seriously, is there anyone more worthy of being the first to have this distinction bestowed upon them than Khephra? He may have been a DUmmie, but you can't say he lacked resolve.