Heart-warming: Lost Phone Returned With Original Upskirt Pics Still Intact

Jul 21, 2017

OSAKA —A middle-aged man in Osaka has had his faith restored in humanity after his phone was returned with original upskirt pictures unharmed.

“I thought they were gone forever – those snapshots are like family to me,” said Noriaki Minamoto.

“Last month’s collection included some of my finest work.”

Minamoto offered 20,000 yen to the man who returned his phone, but the man refused to take the money, saying he could “really sympathize” with Minamoto’s predicament having taken hundreds of upskirt pictures of his own.

“It must have been a traumatic couple of hours for the poor guy, I’d go mental if I lost my own compilation,” said the 48-year-old Good Samaritan.

“And he was kind enough to let me keep a few of his.”

The two men decided to share emails just in case they may want to negotiate the exchange of any future works of art.