Oh, Broooooooce

Patt Morrison, how right you are ("Say It Ain't So, Broooooooce," May 19.)

Who would have thought Bruce would marry into the country club set, to a woman who would need a map to find the backstreets? A woman who probably thinks one has to pay admission to get into Jungleland. A woman who was born to shop!

Just remember, Bruce, there ain't nobody, nowhere, no how who's gonna ever understand you the way I did.