In the lead up to his third fight with Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone this Sunday at UFC Fight Night 59, Benson "Smooth" Henderson has been putting in work with Arizona Cardinals star wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald.

Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even a Twitter account devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

In an announcement akin to holding a Christmas present that feels like it's jeans and opening it to find out that, yep, it's jeans, the Carolina Panthers have made rookie Cam Newton their official Week 1 starter against the Arizona Cardinals.