"I've seen a Nadder's spine slice through a man's eyeball like a grape. I watched my own arm get devoured by a Monstrous Nightmare. But never, NEVER, have I seen anything so disturbing as that old man's bare behind!"

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"Here, take this to your dragons. I'm going into the forest to scream."

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"Look at those goosebumps!"

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"Eh, whatever it is, it's giving me the willies."

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"Why don't you do that thing where you touch its nose and feed it grass?"