The end of another year is upon us. Does that mean it’s time for a list of some idiotic resolutions I won’t keep anyway?

No worries. It means it’s time to take a look at some of the most stupid criminals of 2012.

In no particular order, here are some police blurbs and articles from across the nation that will make you laugh, even as we all go over the fiscal cliff. While surfing the Internet watching college football bowl games, I came across these gems from trutv.com.

n Hannah Sabata, 19, of Stromsburg, Neb., helped police solve a bank robbery and car theft after she allegedly posted a YouTube video called “Chick Bank Robbery,” in which she talked about stealing more than $6,000 and a Pontiac. (It probably didn’t get as many hits as that “Gangnam Style” video, but thanks for helping out local authorities, Hannah.)

n Audrey Dostie allegedly got mad at how her divorce was proceeding and went on a graffiti bender, painting broken hearts on a courthouse in Duval County, Fla. — a new courthouse that cost taxpayers approximately $350 million, by the way. Authorities said she also left an angry message to the judge on the sidewalk, which we’re sure made him love her.

n Vanessa Robinson allegedly assaulted her boyfriend for taking the last beer. According to cops in Hempfield Township, Pa., when her boyfriend tried to grab the last Colt 45 he had purchased, things got physical, but not in a fun boyfriend/girlfriend way.

n According to cops in Twinsburg, Ohio, Katherine Perez, 26, and a co-worker got into an argument over who got a piece of office birthday cake. Perez was arrested after she allegedly came into the break room the next day and delivered her displeasure physically.

n Daniel DiFranco, 37, allegedly caused $5,000 worth of damage to his hotel room when he couldn’t get pizza delivered to his room.

nTaylor Burnham, 18, allegedly led authorities on a slow-speed chase after which she was found to be driving while intoxicated. But what makes it truly unique is that she was allegedly driving naked save for a pair of cowboy boots.

n Sheila Bailey Eubank of San Antonio, Texas, wanted to get out of work so badly that she allegedly faked her own kidnapping. She gets bonus points for allegedly tying herself up — an impressive skill she can hopefully use to find a better job.

n A new remake of “Weekend at Bernie’s”? Robert Young and Mark Rubinson allegedly went on a whirlwind bar and restaurant binge with their friend dead in the back of their car. Police reported the stupid duo ended the night taking the lifeless friend’s bank card and going to a gentlemen’s club. Somehow, I don’t think that’s what the departed would have wanted.

n Daniel James Bradley, 22, allegedly tried to snatch a 24-year-old woman’s purse. The only problem was that he was dressed like Spider-Man at the time. Bradley told police it was his “disguise.”

n Michael Alan Skopec, 48, was arrested after he dialed police five times to inquire about his iPhone. The Illinois man asked questions like, “Why is my iPhone not working?” and “Why can’t I dial the numbers I used to be able to dial?”

Because he’s an idiot, maybe? Then again, how did he call police five time if his iPhone wasn’t working?