Monday, January 11, 2010

Lost Characters Making Sandwiches!

Thanks to JS for the following link! This is someone's take on how everyone on the island would make sandwiches (though I think the Hurley and Darlton ones sound like they're written by someone who's more of a casual viewer...). My favourite ones are for Locke and Libby. Here's Locke:

Locke 1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

My vote is for Desmond's method:Desmond1. Eat sandwich2. Call the sandwich “brother”3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice4. Spread jelly on the other slice5. Spread peanut butter on one slice6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

3. Execute 5000 year master plan using time travel, electromagnetic energy, Egyptian mysticism, cultish worship, and a judgmental smoke monster to arrange the necessary preconditions that would bring together hundreds of different people in an epic struggle of free will versus destiny as it relates to morality and the duality of man so that, in the end, someone will bring you a damn sandwich

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