Worst of 2012: Things That Need to Go Away in 2013

2013, we have high hopes for you. Ahead lie 365 new days where Lindsay Lohan has yet to get arrested and the hashtag "yolo" has never, ever been typed. We're hoping the worst of 2012 won't cross over to this dazzling new year, so we're putting it out there: the following things need to go away in 2013.

Lindsay Lohan'sAppetite for Destruction

Fifty Shades of Suspense

Fifty Shades of Suspense

Fifty Shades of Grey filmmakers, please free us from the ties of suspense that bind us. Cast Christian and Anastasia, shoot the movie, and release it in calendar year 2013. Don't make us use our safe word. (Somerhalder)