Ranking The Ladies Of ‘Think Like A Man Too’ From “Would Smash” To “Would Smack My Mama To Smash”

Think Like A Man Too arrives at theaters today and while looking up showtimes, a trailer for the film popped up and it featured five, very fine sisters strolling together in swimsuits. Two thoughts quickly came to mind:

1. Cottdamn God is good.2. This is the first time in a while that we’ve had a female cast so drop-dead gorgeous.

Being the red-blooded man that I am, I tabled the topic before my brothers and a healthy discussion ensued. It lead to us arguing which actress was the baddest and what’s the most challenging thing we’d do for a chance to make sweet passionate love to each lady for a full three minutes.

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5. Gabrielle Union (Would Smash)

If Gabby wants to get some break-baby payback on Dwyane Wade, I’m her man!

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4. Taraji P. Henson (Would Push Girlfriend Out Of The Way To Smash)

She’s everyone’s favorite sophisticated hood chick!

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3. Meagan Good (Would Smash Star Jones To Smash)

God forgive us because Meagan’s a saved woman now and a pastor’s wife, but The Lord is my shepherd and he know what I want! Let none of you ever, ever forget the BET Awards!

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2. Regina Hall (Would Kiss Total Stranger With A Bum Bump On The Mouth To Smash)

Regina is plain ol’ sexy. We’re talking natural beauty. Like she could wear sweatpants and her hair in a bun and still incite thirst.

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1. Lala Anthony (Would Smack My Mama To Smash)

Boobies, boobies, BOOOOOOBIIIIEEEESSSS!!! Scramble in that feisty Latina sex appeal and we’re talking a winner. Really though, with this cast, how could there actually be any losers?

Gabby is… i dunno. I’m just over her. Like if the doorbell rang and she was there in some draws and a smile I’d close the door. Sure I’d kick myself, but in about a week I’d be proud of showing some descretion.

As for Lala, I cant get over the fact that her face increasingly reminds me of Droopy the cartoon dog for some reason. Maybe it’s all the make up and the borderline sad eyes… I dunno…

But from the neck down? Holy Madison Square Garden Lala’s arena deserves to be packed nightly!

Taraji P has been tight for a minute… Plus she divorced and out there on the prowl. Whatever she lacks in curves she makes up for in black cougarism mystique. I can see her breaking mattresses on the regular.

This is pretty much almost all on point and especially the Regina Hall and confusing her at times still with Regina King bit! That reminds me of how I did that for awhile with Denzel and Samuel L. I think it was Sanaa Lathan and some other sister I can’t think of right now I did that with too for awhile and even still do sometimes (think it might have actually been Nia Long if I remember correctly)!

No comment on Meagan Good. She’s, I mean… Look, I’m saved so I can be coveting a kept woman like that… in fact, just ignore my previous comments… and the previous 50-eleventeen hundred comments I’ve made on Coolers, Nightcaps (RIP), etc…

LOL! D-Wade dirty on the court, suspect off the court… i wouldn’t be surprised if Wade got a bug. You see his face lately? He look like he’s stocking walnuts for the winter. Eyes look shot too. *looks up STD symptoms for comparison*

I know we would smash all of them but my ? is who would really be great in the sack for that I believe I’m going with Regina hall – I’ve seen all of them in there “down look” (no make up) Regina & Meagan killin the rest

No offense to her or her husband cause I know I shouldn’t be coveting a married woman, but Meagan Good is by far number 1 and has been for me out of this whole cast for awhile! Just something about those lips and that whole body in general with those eyes and smile too (have had a thing for her since way before the BET Awards and around the time of her being in the 50 video and than in Waist Deep and Stomp The Yard)! After that it would be LaLa (something about Latinas and thosetigolbitties with those ridiculous ass curves, booty and just her whole body with that amazing smile), Taraji (her being divorced and being a cougar out on the prowl you just know she would probably let you do all types of freaky ass ish with her and she can be lowkey funny at times and is into sports quite a bit), Regina (she just got that natural beauty about her that can look good in anything and she’s funny) and Gabby (I had a thing for her for a short while, but never really nothing to big and she just always seemed to I don’t know like she’s way to high maintenance or something else that turned me off after that short span)!