*Sigh* If Uwe was more secure and less Uwe Boll, he could have made a truly memorable camp experience, an unapologetic over-the-top burlesque/grindhouse experience in the same vein as From Dusk to Dawn and that Joss Whedon series where the American government makes a cyborg super soldier out of demon parts and Boy Scouts and has to fight a high school girl.

But anyway BR wasn't that bad. In fact I actually liked Far Cry and BR. Not saying they were good for anything, but I didn't want to gouge my eyes out or even turn the movies off. There was certain promise there.

Even though Boll has little to no talent as a director, from (some of) his movies I get the feeling he really tries. He likes what he's doing, it's probably a kid's dream for him and he tries. He's not good, but I still appreciate it. It's the opposite of movies which have top-notch presentation but are more of an insult to intelligence (such as Man of Steel, IMHO).

And if anything, Rampage showed he can really do something good and unique after he fails and picks up enough times. I intend to check out Tunnel Rats and Postal someday.

I have a strange relationship with Uwe Boll movies. I would never claim any of them are of high or even good quality. More often than not they contain shallow writing, dry, uninspired performances and poor casting choices but for some reason I genuinely enjoy about half of the films he makes. They have a charm in their mediocrity, like Boll genuinely wants to make a decent movie but just isn't up to the task. It's like there is the seed of a good movie in there that is just below the surface and if you look hard enough you can see what Boll was attempting to achieve. I appreciate the effort, if not the execution. Also, Boll himself is an interesting person and if you haven't yet, you should really look up the interview Graham Stark did with him on the Loading Ready Run webpage.

Of course none of this applies to Postal, which was pure brilliance and is Boll's Magnum Opus as far as I'm concerned.

I actually thought that you had stopped with the joke episodes when you did a serious episode about Hulk, one of my personal favorite comic book movies. I hate these joke episodes because your mission statement for this show was to genuinely defend unfairly maligned or misunderstood films.

This is a feeling I did not think I would have when I awoke this morning.

you might wanna consider jims youtube channel. there is a play through of outlast whee he is dunk like 2/3 of the time and will not stop talking. it's funny.

Oh man, I need to look that one up tonight. There's an episode of Jims' podcast, the Dismal Jesters, were he was on painkillers prescribed by his dentist after surgery and it's one of my favorites. The ups and downs of a semi intoxicated Jim rant are very funny to listen to.

That was worth a laugh, but if Jim is looking to do another serious Uwe Boll defense episode he should tackle Alone In The Dark. That film is actually half watchable, and gets major points from me for the premise if nothing else.

Kameburger:I can't think of a single word you mentioned defending this movie, but I do weirdly want to watch it now so yeah, good show sir.

Yeah, see, that would be the bit about Kristanna Loken's bre... hey, isn't that Nathan Fillion on top of her? Him or his doppelganger anyways.

But in all seriousness, I'm the guy who honestly defended "Double Dragon" for the fantastically insane piece of cheeseball goodness that it is.** And even I couldn't get through this one.

Kristanna Loken. Between this and the Mortal Kombat TV show, she has so much awesome cheesiness on her resume.

**EDIT: Yeah, I thought that one needed a bit of out-of-context justification, so here goes: Random zombie attacks. In-hood cameras to combat magic windscreen-covering newspapers. Alyssa Milano force-feeding spinach to a guy in a fatsuit with a mohawk. Rivers that get set on fire. Armies who spawn in from literally nowhere, videogame-style. A street gang who disguise themselves as graffiti and stand next to walls to hide from their enemies. And so, so, so much more.

Jim, I get the whole "phone it in" thing (I hope it was soaked in irony), but do you realize you just did the exact thing you complained (quite rightly though) that both Muxwell and Killjoy did, you charged us (the viewer) for a half arsed attempt.

I do realize that no money was exchanged, but I did sit through a 30sec add, which is my penance for being allowed to watch your video

Suhgurim:Jim, I get the whole "phone it in" thing (I hope it was soaked in irony), but do you realize you just did the exact thing you complained (quite rightly though) that both Muxwell and Killjoy did, you charged us (the viewer) for a half arsed attempt.

I do realize that no money was exchanged, but I did sit through a 30sec add, which is my penance for being allowed to watch your video

You'd equate a 30 sec add with charging six or even twenty bucks? Don't answer, I was just rhetorically busting your chops.

In all seriousness, Jim had a schedule to keep and he fell behind. Getting sick with a busy schedule will do that to you. Even once your over it, you still have to climb out from under a pile of things you're supposed to have already done with today's new demands on top. What excuse did Muxwell or Killjoy have?