Lysol is the Man, Whitey!http://lysol.kinja.comKinja RSSen“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopahttp://deadspin.com/these-two-members-of-the-trump-administration-were-hit-1789802283“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

]]>Wed, 7 Dec 2016 22:07:10 GMT1789802283Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. http://deadspin.com/gonna-be-a-real-tough-road-to-the-playoffs-jpp-has-had-1789773148Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

]]>Tue, 6 Dec 2016 23:59:16 GMT1789756329I really hope this award doesn’t go to his head and cause him to become a huge egomaniac.http://deadspin.com/i-really-hope-this-award-doesn-t-go-to-his-head-and-cau-1789729899I really hope this award doesn’t go to his head and cause him to become a huge egomaniac.

]]>Tue, 6 Dec 2016 16:03:34 GMT1789729899“A milk truck always has that nook in the bottom where you can squeeze in. ....”http://deadspin.com/a-milk-truck-always-has-that-nook-in-the-bottom-where-1789712652“A milk truck always has that nook in the bottom where you can squeeze in. ....”

]]>Tue, 6 Dec 2016 01:38:46 GMT1789710991Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.http://deadspin.com/yea-when-you-cede-the-moral-high-ground-to-fucking-ara-1789699974Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

]]>Mon, 5 Dec 2016 20:59:51 GMT1789699974To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please http://deadspin.com/to-be-fair-to-the-nfl-it-would-be-pretty-awkward-for-a-1789706670To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please trade me to literally any other team”

]]>Mon, 5 Dec 2016 23:31:47 GMT1789706670Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so Ihttp://deadspin.com/normally-wanting-to-get-out-there-and-play-for-the-oile-1789694527Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

]]>Mon, 5 Dec 2016 19:01:12 GMT1789694527SIR - one cannot be both a hosier and a girdler. http://deadspin.com/sir-one-cannot-be-both-a-hosier-and-a-girdler-it-is-1789685533SIR - one cannot be both a hosier and a girdler. It is simply not done.

]]>Fri, 2 Dec 2016 21:50:55 GMT1789619723My last wrenching project (changing all the pads +sensors on my E46) was powered by the full works ohttp://thegarage.jalopnik.com/my-last-wrenching-project-changing-all-the-pads-senso-1789625238My last wrenching project (changing all the pads +sensors on my E46) was powered by the full works of Mr. Sturgill Simpson on my Echo.

]]>Thu, 1 Dec 2016 21:57:16 GMT1789575834At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. http://deadspin.com/at-first-i-thought-watching-a-game-backward-didn-t-make-1789515242At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

]]>Wed, 30 Nov 2016 15:45:23 GMT1789515242If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting http://deadspin.com/if-utah-had-won-they-planned-on-celebrating-by-passing-1789481253If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting each player have one tiny sip, Prophet be praised.

]]>Tue, 29 Nov 2016 19:45:09 GMT1789481253Like many Cuban-Americans, Kiko never liked the idea of playing second Fidel.http://deadspin.com/like-many-cuban-americans-kiko-never-liked-the-idea-of-1789410990Like many Cuban-Americans, Kiko never liked the idea of playing second Fidel.

]]>Mon, 28 Nov 2016 03:08:42 GMT1789410990Not to make everything about Pulisic, but awesome that he went the full 90 and made a ton of qualityhttp://deadspin.com/not-to-make-everything-about-pulisic-but-awesome-that-1789284335Not to make everything about Pulisic, but awesome that he went the full 90 and made a ton of quality runs, including that almost assist.

]]>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 23:20:28 GMT1789284335I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. http://deadspin.com/i-thought-deadspin-would-be-excited-about-the-decision-1789271219I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

]]>Tue, 22 Nov 2016 09:47:52 GMT1789252364No, what’s disturbing is such a weak entry to the Pixar stable like Cars is on its third film.http://io9.gizmodo.com/no-what-s-disturbing-is-such-a-weak-entry-to-the-pixar-1789220129No, what’s disturbing is such a weak entry to the Pixar stable like Cars is on its third film.