Manchester
United's recent mishaps have given
rise to merriment in many quarters
- not least certain sections of
the Towers. But perhaps the most
welcome side-effect of the gaffer
they call Sir's misery is his
return to the old Keane-Butt
partnership in the middle of the
field.

Why the excitement at the
reacquainting of the fiery
stud-wielders, you might ask. An
interest in reviving fair
Nicholas' England career perhaps?
Or a curiosity as to how many
misplaced paces it takes before Keano
throttles him maybe?

No and no again. The answer of
course lies in the potential for
Ronglish development this pairing
creates. In gleeful anticipation
of many more variations over the
coming months, we bring you Ron's
top 5 descriptions of the lovely
twosome.

1. A pair of natural dogs
2. The minders
3. The two horses
4. The little ratters
5. This pair will do the ugly
things