Smash Mouth called out DJ Khaled for not being a generous lover to his wife

At some point in the near future, we’re all going to have to take a long, hard look at social media in general and wonder if it’s the reason why the terrorists hate us all.

In an interview with The Breakfast Club, human meme DJ Khaled announced in front of a live mic and with no sense of himself whatsoever that he doesn’t perform oral sex on his wife, repeatedly calls himself the King and that it’s “different rules” for men.

Just for posterity, here’s the video where he said it so you don’t think we’re taking the p***.