Celebrity Online Dating Profiles Revealed!*

1. Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter (aka Beyoncé)

Bootylicious Houston-born babe looking for someone to put a ring on it. An Independent woman who has finally reached a point in life to give the green light to love. Can you handle this?

2. Peter Gene Hernandez (aka Bruno Mars)

Hawaiian-born ex-Michael Jackson impersonator looking for that special lady to help him find the keys to heaven. A down to earth guy who is not afraid to show his emotions and more importantly will love you just the way you are.

3. Rita Sahatçiu Ora (aka Rita Ora)

Shine ya light of love on this Yugoslavian-born blonde bombshell. A party-loving girl at heart looking to leave the past behind and enjoy good times with that special someone... minus the BS.

4. Taylor Swift Grammys

23-year-old Pennsylvanian princess with plenty of attractive assets on offer looking for a happy ending to her love story. An experienced dater who's looking in one direction for Mr Right. Is that you?

5. Harry Styles

Single Cheshire-born pop fan looking for an older lady. Mainly seeking someone with similar X Factor and who enjoys international trips and general activities that make you beautiful. Sound interesting? Then it’s gotta be you, right?

6. Jessica Ellen Cornish (aka Jessie J)

London-born BRIT School student and keen domino player seeks someone who knows how to do it like a dude and buy nice things regardless of the price tag. Is that who you are?

7. Robyn Rihanna Fenty (aka Rihanna)

Barbadian princess and part-time umbrella seller looking to be the only girl in your world. Think you can talk that talk and answer this SOS? Then you could be da one!

8. Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (aka Katy Perry)

This candy-loving American kissed a girl once and although she liked it, the search for husband number two is on. After dating people who go hot and cold in the past it's time for this california gurl to live that teenage dream of #purrfect love.

9. Justin Drew Bieber (aka Biebs)

This good boy gone bad from Canada is looking for that special somebody to love that will believe in him and be his boyfriend. Enjoys skateboarding, the occasional basketball match and chilling at home with his homies. This boy ain't no baby anymore, he's looking for the real deal. Can you handle it?

10. Aston Merrygold

You only get one shot at this so lets go! Peterborough-born jukebox operator who keeps clubs alive with infectious beats seeks fellow Portuguese chicken lover. Are you the hottest girl in the world right now?

11. Jermaine Scott (aka Wretch 32)

London-born rapper and traktor driver seeks forgiveness for unorthodox ways and an ongoing life of grime. Could you be the one that doesn’t want to go?

12. Cheryl Ann Tweedy (aka Cheryl Cole)

Normally it's only girls aloud, but when it comes to love this northern love machine has room for that special guy to call her name for a life of romance under the sun. Why? Because she's worth it! Whay aye!

13. Nathan Sykes

Gloucester-born theatre school student has a heart vacancy for someone to join a close and ever growing #TWFanmily. Had an all time low experience in the past but hoping lightning doesn’t strike twice. Make him glad you came!

14. Edward Christopher Sheeran (aka Ed Sheeran)

Yorkshire-born guitar player with mild Lego fetish seeks keen party-goer who enjoys a drink heavy night out (+) is a keen supporter of #TeamGinge

15. Tula Paulinea Contostavlos (aka Tulisa)

Camden-born little (pick n') mix producer looking to find that number 1. As a good judge of character you'll be playing with fire if you think you can get away with not being on your best behaviour. #YouBetterNotWasteMyTime