Wednesday, September 30, 2009

SoSG readers (except Karina, bless her) have been a surly bunch recently — and understandably so. Losing five of eight to some of the worst teams in baseball in the last week of the regular season will do that to a team's fans.

With the Dodgers backing into the post-season like a garbage truck in reverse — beep, beep, beep — we offer a few predictions of what would happen if the playoffs started today at Dodger Stadium.

Feel free to add your own in the comments. It's therapeutic!

The Dodgers hit into three double plays — in the same inning.

Charles Steinberg orders "Don't Stop Believing" to be played between every inning. Latter part of game resembles They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Special section on each stadium level reserved for fans in fetal position, brought to you by Kaiser Permanente.