Category: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica Simpson cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokes model all these years.

Here is Jessica Simpson modeling her new swimsuit collection and busting out in a big way. I’ve been celebrating Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback on the site a lot these last couple months, but I think this might be her best yet. I just hope this means we’re only a few weeks away from getting some Jessica Simpsonbikinipictures too. Enjoy the view!

I’m one happy guy! It’s not often that Jessica Simpsonheads out showing off her amazingly huge boobies, but when she does, it blows my mind each and every time. I don’t know why she limits taking them out only once in a blue moon because from my understanding you are supposed to walk them at least two times a day in order to housebreak them. Now these untrained beasts are causing accidents all over the internet. Enjoy the view!

Here’s Jessica Simpson making the most out of her post-baby cleavage by tugging her shirt down to make sure the paparazzi get a good shot. If you ask me, it would’ve been even better if she’d tugged it down just a couple more inches, but even so, I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of a newborn before. I’d trade my neck control in a minute if it meant getting to stuff my face in between those things. Enjoy the view!

While some other sites waiting to see her newborn baby I’ve been waiting on something way more important: the first pictures of Jessica Simpson’s post-baby funbags. Well, wait no longer, because here they are, and I’m happy to report that they’re looking nice and healthy. I don’t know about you guys, but they’re so cute, I just want to pinch ‘em. I wonder if Jessica will let me hold them for a minute.

While all the tabloids are busy charting Jessica Simpson‘s new baby bump, who cares about that crap? I’m much more interested in her recent growth spurt in other areas. Which is why I’ve formed the Jessica Simpson pregnant boob watch. Volunteers welcome. I’d have to get out my measuring tape to be sure, but I think Jessica’s grown significantly since the last time we saw them, and if you ask me, they’re looking very healthy.

During her last pregnancy, Jessica Simpson broke every copy of Elle’s Photoshop when Jessica posed nekkid ass nekkid and talked non-stop about how she couldn’t get enough of Eric Johnson sticking his gold digging peen up into her amniotic fluid ocean. And now we’re doing it all over again. Anyway, here she is tweeting her prego belly in bikini. I think Jessica Simpson had a baby like three weeks ago or something; either way, put her boyfriend or husband or whoever he is in that category of dudes who just can’t wait to get back into the thick of things, as Jessica recently announced that she’s preggo once again, kind of like those critters that are born pregnant, only much much bigger. Enjoy the view!

As I thought Halloween night was crazy like every year and our celebrity babes were busy little bodies the last couple of days with Halloween parties and such, and they were all nice enough to tweet their Halloween hotness for our drooling pleasure. So here are the photos that caught my attention in the last couple of days. Here are Ashley Tisdale, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, The Saturdays, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Christina Milian, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Kelly, Avril Lavigne, Audrina Patridge, Stella Hudgens, Maria Kanellis, and Paulina Gretzky as sexy cop being the clear winner… Which one is your favorite?