It’s a worry when you can’t tell the difference between an April Fool, and something that grinning oaf would say for real. Given half a bloody chance, he’s hock it off to the Chinese or Yanks. Wait a couple of years and that story will become reality.

Nice one New Zealanders, you’ve elected someone who would sell this country to the devil if he could make a buck. I wonder how much his investment with Bank of America will earn him once state assets are flogged of. Bloody sleepy hobbits is right.