Holy smokes. Incredible player. Never needs health because he is untouchable. Singlehandedly wades into medic+2 power class groups, kills a dude, and lives to tell the tale. Exceptionally willing to switch classes to whatever is most needed, not least because he's good at all of them. He is Brozymandias, bro of bros. Were he a plant, he'd be a bromeliad.

If Twilight Sparkleburst were a halogen, he'd be bromine.If Twilight Sparkleburst were a Pokemon trainer, he'd be Brock.If Twilight Sparkleburst were part of the lungs, he'd be a bronchiole.If Twilight Sparkleburst were a dinosaur, he'd be a Brontosaurus.If Twilight Sparkleburst were a metal alloy, he'd be bronze.I might be a bromeliad but Twilight Sparkleburst is a brododendron.

If TwilightSparkleburst were highly electronegative, he'd be nibrogen.If he caught Pokemon, he would catch a Broagunk.If he were a biologist, he might study up on bromosomes.If he were malleable, he would be a brod of metal.

I might be the Smithbronian, but TwilightSparkleburst is the sum of the collected works of art in all of Vatican City, a state in Brome.

If Cabalier were nitrogen, he'd be a reactant in the Habro process of ammonia broduction.If he were a Croagunk, he would be first found in HeartBrold and BroSilver.If he studied bromosomes, he'd isolate sections of DNA and use them to synthesize broteins.If he were a brod of metal, he might be susceptible to cobrosion.I might be the sum of the collected works of art in all of Vatican City, but Benedict XVI just retired, and Cabalier' been appointed Brope.

okay maybe we need to sign a strategic bro limitation treaty and end this brold war brofore it gets out of hand

If Twilight Sparkleburst were a reactant in the Haber process, he would be hybrogen gas.If he were in HeartGold and SoulSilver, he would be in a brole-playing video game.If he synthesized proteins, they might be fiBROus scleroproteins.If he were susceptible to corrosion, he might have to be galvanized in order to be brotected.If I were the Pope, he would be the earthly father of Jesus himself, Saint Broseph.

I'm all up for a ceasefire because these "bro" puns are successively getting more elabrorate and brodious