Official Brawl Tournament Losers Thread

For the much awaited upcoming Brawl tournament, This thread is for those whom have lost matches. You can post smack on your opponent and complain about what went wrong. This post will be bumped closer to the Tournament.
You can also post How far you think you will get in the tournament.

Personally, I haven't played Melee in about 2 years, so I really need to brush up. I don't think I will make it past the First round. But who cares right?