W.A.T.C.H. OUT!
This Fog in the can is sold in the toy aisle for adults as young as 40-years-old.

Remarkably, the package insert instructs, in part, as follows:
"Never attempt any reasoning or cognitive functions, including making major life decisions, under the
influence of fog. This fog canister, also known as "Poof" or "The Fogger of the Bride" is designed for middle
aged to older adults ONLY (prolonged use my result in occasional and accidental marriage). The only
function on this fog should be a controlled fantasy exercise. No other functions should occur other then [sic]
controlled fantastical flights of imagination."

The many hazards associated with fog use should make it apparent to manufacturers, retailers and users
that using this product can lead to dissolution of reality, foggy vision and impair rational reasoning in many
adults.