Stumping for Hillary, Obama Claims He Is Not A Demon

While stumping for Hillary Clinton, President Obama sniff checked himself for the tell-tale sulfur odor of unclean spirits from Hell. He said he’s not a demon, but isn’t that exactly what a demon would say? ISN’T IT?

“Hillary, reportedly, I mean, I was told by people around her that they think she’s demon-possessed, okay? I’m just going to go ahead and say it, okay,” he began.

“Imagine how bad she smells, man,” Jones continued. “I’m told her and Obama just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can’t wash that evil off, man. I’m told there’s a rotten smell around Hillary. I’m not kidding, people say — folks, I’ve been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this, because the media will go crazy with it, but I’ve talked to people that are in protective details — they’re scared of her. And they say listen, she’s a frickin demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.”

(The best part of the rant is Jones saying “I never said this…” Ok, pal. Your secret is safe with us.)

Isn’t it great when people make it so easy for the left to portray the right as unhinged crazy people?