Friday, April 12, 2013

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Suffering, desire, and distractions torn free of all context and thrown at you like a giant raging toddler desperately heaving a fistful of gravel. New things. The end of old things. Smartly worded version of any opinion and take your pick please. The entirety of human consciousness diluted into one singularity and repurposed as a Coke Zero focus group. Coke zero sucks please. Pepsi Max sucks please.

Who should I start at OF this weekend between Michael Cuddyer, Melky Cabrera, and Starling Marte?

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A video of a baby laughing. Something I can understand. I am scared. Tell me I'm okay.

You are okay. You will never understand anything and that's okay. You are fine. You are better than anybody's ever been. You are too good. You need to relax.