Rihanna Took a Reporter Clubbing with You Know Who

The second half of GQ’s Rihanna cover story is just a play-by-play of her dance floor interactions with the man we call Diss Clown — as if her team had planned the entire outing to encourage maximum outrage. We are stunned. Also vaguely of note: Rihanna is basically naked on the cover; Rihanna says you can’t prove the bottle fight was about her; Rihanna’s song-writing strategy goes like this: “It’s gotta be tweet, retweet, trending topic!” No favorites, though.