Great derailing, attacking my spelling instead of even attempting to refute what I said. Not gonna work here, though. Unlike most of the people you talk to I actually recognize logical fallacies when I see them.

Rob gave up on wearing belts years ago. His mom still calls him handsome.Rob's fingers are more dangerously cheesy than Cheetos.Rob's fingers are more dangerously cheesy than Cheetos.Rob brushes his teeth with lard.Rob once tried to stimulate his anus with a carrot stick. He soon gave up and ate it with some ranchRob is the admin of Mcdonalds.rob is the admin of gravity.i was like, yo mamma is so fat. turned out yo mamma was robrob is so fat that when his thighs rub together it sparks and makes forest fires in australiabut hes so fat that he never moves enough for his thighs to rub togetherbut hes so fat that he never moves enough for his thighs to rub together. thats why australia still existsHIS BELT IS THE EQUATORRob doesn't care it's not butterRob has a high cholesterol and doesn't exercise on a regular basis.rob has diabetes and an overactive thyroidhe has more chins than a chinese phonebookwhen rob stood on the scales it said too be continued.Rob is so fat, he eats lots.rob is so fat he was baptized in Sea World.rob is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.rob is so fat he needs a VCR for a pager

rob is so fat that his belly button makes an echo

rob is so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguardRob's so fat that every time he takes a step it causes an earthquake in SpainRob is so fat he was mistaken for a giant lizard-reptile when he went to Tokyo.

letting the days go bylet the water hold me downletting the days go bywater flowing undergroundinto the blue againafter the money's goneonce in a lifetimewater flowing undergroundinto the blue againinto the silent waterunder the rocks and stonesthere is water undergroundletting the days go byinto the silent wateronce in a lifetimewater flowing underground

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks, with the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks, held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot, she grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

I've found this site describing some common dreams: http://health.discovery.com/centers/sleepdreams/universaldreams/universaldreams.html

The description on the Discovery site of car trouble dreams sounds like dreams I've had. I've had dreams about being in an out of control car. The key is OUT OF CONTROL; brakes don't work, steering wheel doesn't work, or I'm stuck in the back seat and can't reach the steering wheel.

"Driving from the back seat" implies a measure of control; even "veering all over road" sounds like the steering wheel is at least somewhat functional. And again, how the hell is "not fitting in a car comfortably" a common dream?

What the hell is this?

Welcome. This is a website called XKCD SUCKS which is about the webcomic xkcd and why we think it sucks. My name is Carl and I used to write about it all the time, then I stopped because I went insane, and now other people write about it all the time. I forget their names. The posts still seem to be coming regularly, but many of the structural elements - like all the stuff in this lefthand pane - are a bit outdated. What can I say? Insane, etc.

I started this site because it had been clear to me for a while that xkcd is no longer a great webcomic (though it once was). Alas, many of its fans are too caught up in the faux-nerd culture that xkcd is a part of, and can't bring themselves to admit that the comic, at this point, is terrible. While I still like a new comic on occasion, I feel that more and more of them need the Iron Finger of Mockery knowingly pointed at them. This used to be called "XKCD: Overrated", but then it fell from just being overrated to being just horrible. Thus, xkcd sucks.

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