Many upset by Arizona’s recent ethnic studies ban and other states have been accused of trying to marginalize and disappear Latinos from history books. But El Guapo argues that invisibility is awesome and everyone should chill the hell out and enjoy the superpower we’ve been given.

Newt Gingrich – another in the long line of GOP poster boys for family values – has recently, and rather inexplicably, experienced a bump in the polls after his ex-wife came forward claiming he sought an open marriage during their relationship. He apparently was seeking “a bump in the polls” throughout the marriage. Here is the exclusive photo of the love child that resulted from all of this poll bumping.