I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive one of the suckers before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your rear end in the winter and cool air to your rear end in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your tail year-round.

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Trust Republics to want to buy a giant gas-guzzling SUV. Well, if the Escalade is going to no longer be made (which I'm not sure is true), then they should look no further the prior GM Chairman, Fred Henderson, and prior GM "leadership" - good Republics one and all - who ran their stupid business into the ground.

For years, American car companies have been dramatically behind the curve in terms of designing, building and producing quality cars and trucks that people want to buy. Why you ask? Bc the fat cats at the top raped and pillaged most of the profits to pay THEMSELVES giant salaries, bonuses and perks, at the expense of reinvesting the profits into R&D.

US Automakers kept blaming bad marketing and inadequate PR for the failure of their cars and trucks to be popular, when blind bob could see that US cars and trucks were far inferior to many foreign makes.

So stupid on so many levels, but of course, US taxpayers had to bail out 2 of 3 big US auto makers... all bc of Republican self-serving, corporate rip-off behavior.

I would say that its Republican fat cat corporate CEOs who are blowing smoke 100% of the time, and the sooner that teabaggers wake up to this very pressing corporate reality, the better off we'd all be.

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