[t-pain talking] d*mn lil’ mama, you thought akon and t-pain was the only ones in love wit a stripper? forgot to mention twista, pimp c, paul wall, mjg, too $hort? you know we had to remix this

[t-pain] she got the body of a goddess, everybody know that super-cute face and the booty so fat i’m in the club dropping twenty-four stacks cuz i’m in love and that’s a well known fact like, yeah she know what she doing if a n*gg* chillin’ with a stripper then he never go back home she got eyes b*tter pecan brown can’t leave it alone liking the way she break it down to the flo’ need to get her over here show her where it’s about to go down right now i’m in love with a stripper

[twista] you wanna know where twista be on fifty t-pain invited me to magic city i’m about to have some fun 2001, in these pocket all my e-fizzles with me i like the way mama get up on the table i like the way she pour the honey in her naval i like it when she smack her fatty and open it up in front of me i wanna touch it but i ain’t able the one leg she can shake at the top of the pole look at the laffy taffy when she pop, she roll i wanna get her in the bed right after they close when i do a video you get the popular role in the vip they get a lil’ lap dance come and grind on the w*lly of a black man in my ear tellin’ me the sh*t a n*gg* like to hear while i nibble on ya nipple like pac-man she freakin’ she lickin’ she rubbin’ then she pulled my d*ck out and start suckin’ all because i be the twista even though t-pain told me shorty was a freak i asked her can i take her home (down right now)

[chorus 2x – t-pain] i’m in love with a stripper she really think i’m playing, i’m playing she take me for a joke when i say it i’m in love with a stripper gotta get her, i gotta get with her i can’t stay out this club

[pimp c] uh, young pimp c i’m a pimp, trickin’ ain’t in my pedigree it really ain’t bout no square love it’s strictly cause she payin’ me she be wantin’ lay me but i can’t do too much of that cuz even though yo *ss fat, freakin’ off ain’t where it’s at but i can show you how to get out there and get it you love yo daddy i know ya with it that’s why i got love for you cuz you get out there and do what it do workin’ my piece and work the pole break the trick you gotta pay to roll get the money break ’em off and we in the benz and we scratchin’ off

[paul wall] it was love at first sight when i seen that *ss shakin’ and bout fifty dollars later it was love in our makin’ ya simply won my heart when i saw the way ya work that pole and when you bent over ya had my wallet in a choke hold i saw you in your birthday suit and and baby it was fate when you give me a lap dance its like we gone on a date but i feel like ya cheatin’ on me when i see ya dancin’ with other guys i’m runnin’ low on ones, i cant lie i’m in love baby

[r kelly:] i must be the first man to eva fall in love wit a *ss. gon’ go down on my knees and ask that *ss to marry. that booty makes me forget about any chick that i don’ freak wit in the past plus we got a lot in common she’s a stipper – i’m a freak. make me wanna grab i gotta have, gotta have. you can call me the man steel ’cause that *ss is just like a magnet d*mn. you got me so in luv – can’t stay way from this club anytime find myself rolling up on some dubs. i been around the world see booty all the time i neva seen a booty so, so pretty, so, so fine coming down the pole, no secret why i’m here because you keep my d*ck on swoll. when drop, drop, when it hop, hop and when ti pop, pop the way you doing that thang don’t you stop, stop? i wanna stick it, wanna kiss it, if i could i’ll put my whole d*mn head in it ’cause i’m in luv wit a stripper.

[chorus – t-pain (x2)]

[mjg] i’m in love with a stripper, i need to get some stripper counselin’ cuz i’m the first one in the front row when they make a stripper announcement i think i’m fallin’ in love with the one with the most *ss thin, lil’ bitty waist, i’ma go and buy that b*tch a volkswagen mjg, pimp tight, no mo’ tippin’ stop the bill if i come in here one mo’ night i’m gon’ need dr. phil but i’m a g, i’ll step back and tell them b*tches outright ain’t no way i can turn a stripper into a housewife

[too $hort] the last girl was pretty but she wasn’t fine as you she s*xy but she couldn’t do the thangs you do she could dance but nothin’ like the way you move i used to want her until the day i saw you i’m a grown *ss man i thought i seen it all doin’ all that on the pole and didn’t even fall and right then i knew exactly what it was (what’s that) i wanna f*ck the baddest b*tch in the club