I hope this isn’t true because I hate to see anyone’s marriage in trouble over infidelity. HOWEVER, if dude was practicing his long and short strokes on a new course down under (Ha…you like that, huh? I’m so witty!), at least he bagged a bad a$$ shorty!

I don’t know who this Rachel Uchitel chick is, but I’m glad she’s in the headlines! Like I said, she’s dope. Usually dudes cheat with chicks who are nowhere near as good looking as their wife/girlfriend/main ho, but at least Tiger got it right! That’s that Stanford education paying off right there! We’ll see how this all plays out….

It’s amazing how anyone in the NFL outside of players, coaches or the commissioner has managed to achieve rock star status. However, we’re not talking about any random person here! We’re talking about Ed “I’m jacked out of my motherf*ckin mind” Hochuli! Seriously, just Google the guy and all kinds of sh*t pops up. It’s crazy!

However, as a warning, if you’re not familiar with Ed Hochuli or other random bits of pointless f*ckery, they probably won’t be as funny for you as they were for me. Regardless, I’ve harnessed the power of Copy and Paste and brought the 50 True Facts About Ed Hochuli here to YAKWII and added my own special touch to them. Enjoy.

This is some bold-a$$ sh*t! How you gonna crash the White House?Michaele and Tareq Salahi must really love the spotlight to pull a stunt like this and think the whole situation would be kosher. Not cool homies. Not cool at all.

Sh*t, if these motherf*ckers tried to crash the YAKWII spot they’d have hell to pay! I can only imagine what the outcome of this will be. I’m staying tuned to this one!