Chris Brown explains the emergence of a naked self-portrait: "Girls be reckless." Lindsay …
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Do people still not realize that zentai suits are basically fetish wear? That said, it'd be pretty awesome if Chris Brown agreed to wear zentai suits all the time, so nobody had to look at his face or engage his talking mouth ever again. We could just stare at the shiny lycra outline of his big gross dick in silent, fascinated horror, forever. [@ChrisBrown, WhoSay.com]