Famous people's problems

Think you've got problems? Clearly you've never been a celebrity. When a star complains, there's always someone to listen. Here's what was complained about this week that we don't care about, courtesy of WENN.

Lindsay Lohan does not like hurricanes. More specifically, Lindsay Lohan does not like hearing a bunch of negative news about a monster hurricane that is destroying thousands of lives. Lohan tweeted the following before Hurricane Sandy hit land: "WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about a hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)...? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace." less

Lindsay Lohan does not like hurricanes. More specifically, Lindsay Lohan does not like hearing a bunch of negative news about a monster hurricane that is destroying thousands of lives.
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Justin Bieber is terrified of flying. He told the British magazine "Live," "People say you have more chance of getting into a car accident than a plane crash, but they do maybe one flight a year and I'm on planes all the time. And all the time I'm thinking I have no control. If this plane crashed I'm dead." Thanks, Justin, for reminding us how often you are on planes, much more often than we regular people who are virtually guaranteed to never die in a plane crash. less

Justin Bieber is terrified of flying. He told the British magazine "Live," "People say you have more chance of getting into a car accident than a plane crash, but they do maybe one flight a year and I'm on ... more

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Actress Lauren Graham is scared of her book's release next year because she will have to talk to people on Twitter about it. "I have been avoiding it," she told WENN of the social networking platform. "There's something about it that I worry I would just never leave the house and I'd just go too far...I don't know what to expect." Lauren Graham, surely you've faced something more intimidating than Twitter. You once dressed as Striker the Pup, the FIFA World Cup mascot. Anyone who can do that can handle Twitter. less

Actress Lauren Graham is scared of her book's release next year because she will have to talk to people on Twitter about it. "I have been avoiding it," she told WENN of the social networking platform. "There's ... more

Singer Toni Braxton is still angry with Oprah for criticizing her spending habits in 1998, she told VHI for a Behind the Music special that aired Monday. "She was so frickin' mean to me, I was in shock," Braxton said. "She said, 'I hear you have Gucci flatware; I'm Oprah Winfrey and I don't have Gucci flatware...' You didn't have Gucci flatware because you didn't wanna buy it; it's not because you couldn't afford it." Oprah has not commented on Braxton's claims. less

Singer Toni Braxton is still angry with Oprah for criticizing her spending habits in 1998, she told VHI for a Behind the Music special that aired Monday. "She was so frickin' mean to me, I was in shock," ... more

Mark Foster of Foster the People was kicked out of a private Prince concert last week because, in a display of extremely annoying concert behavior, he was using his cell phone during the show. He reportedly begged security guards to let him back in and was only allowed to enter after checking his cell phone. We think everyone at all concerts should be subject to this rule. less

Mark Foster of Foster the People was kicked out of a private Prince concert last week because, in a display of extremely annoying concert behavior, he was using his cell phone during the show. He reportedly ... more

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Madonna is now hiding her face behind a mask during interviews "if you ask me a question that I feel uncomfortable with," she told talk show host Ellen Degeneres. "This is going to be a sign that I don't want to answer the question." We can't wait to try this technique at the next staff meeting. less

Madonna is now hiding her face behind a mask during interviews "if you ask me a question that I feel uncomfortable with," she told talk show host Ellen Degeneres. "This is going to be a sign that I don't want ... more

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Looking for more famous people problems? Check out these celeb complaints from the previous week:

Anne Heche had a particularly difficult time shooting scenes for her movie, "That's What She Said," in an actual bar and a real pizza parlor, where they were making real pizza, instead of on a film set with amenities like makeup and hair chairs. "I was so tired I couldn't even stand and my chair didn't even have a back to it because it was a stool. I was sitting there smelling garlic at 4 a.m." We're so sad after reading this, we can hardly get any work done. Off to hair and makeup for a little freshening up.

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Matthew Fox wants everyone to know something about his May DUI arrest: There was not an unidentified woman in the car. "There were two dudes in the car, and one of 'em is bald and weighs 220 pounds." Ok, Matthew Fox. When we picture your DUI in the future, we'll make sure there's a large bald guy in there. less

Matthew Fox wants everyone to know something about his May DUI arrest: There was not an unidentified woman in the car. "There were two dudes in the car, and one of 'em is bald and weighs 220 pounds." Ok, ... more

Actress Emma Roberts was doused in champagne by a clumsy partygoer at a New York fashion event. She quickly brushed herself off before regaining composure. Good thing she didn't run screaming from the room, break down in tears or just pass out altogether. less

Actress Emma Roberts was doused in champagne by a clumsy partygoer at a New York fashion event. She quickly brushed herself off before regaining composure. Good thing she didn't run screaming from the room, ... more

Uma Thurman struggled to squeeze into her iconic yellow Kill Bill costume on the first day of shooting, having just had a baby. "The hundred days in my yellow suit were some of the toughest I've ever had to go through," she told Elle magazine. We tried for several minutes to think of something tougher and just couldn't come up with any ideas. less

Uma Thurman struggled to squeeze into her iconic yellow Kill Bill costume on the first day of shooting, having just had a baby. "The hundred days in my yellow suit were some of the toughest I've ever had to go ... more

It was very nice of the British Film Institute to think of Helena Bonham Carter's marriage to Tim Burton by giving each of them the same award on the same day. "It's good because there's no jealousy at home," Bonhan Carter said. "It's very handy and thoughtful of them to give us both one at the same time." We read this post several times and could not stop wondering what might happen if either of them ever wins an Oscar. less

It was very nice of the British Film Institute to think of Helena Bonham Carter's marriage to Tim Burton by giving each of them the same award on the same day. "It's good because there's no jealousy at home," ... more

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Kate Hudson had a toothache during a recent fashion shoot for Ann Taylor. She put on a brave face and finished the shoot. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Kate Hudson had a toothache during a recent fashion shoot for Ann Taylor. She put on a brave face and finished the shoot. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

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Joel Madden really, really wants to invite cameras into his house for a reality TV show, but his wife, Nicole Richie, won't let him. Don't worry, Joel, there are plenty of other ways for a celebrity to humiliate himself nowadays. less

Joel Madden really, really wants to invite cameras into his house for a reality TV show, but his wife, Nicole Richie, won't let him. Don't worry, Joel, there are plenty of other ways for a celebrity to ... more

Actor John Krasinski is terrified he'll lose his identity when "The Office," goes off the air, since his fans only know him as fictional salesman Jim Halpert. Well, is that really so bad? Jim Halpert is awesome. We have no idea what this John Krasinski guy is like, and we're not sure we want to find out. less

Actor John Krasinski is terrified he'll lose his identity when "The Office," goes off the air, since his fans only know him as fictional salesman Jim Halpert. Well, is that really so bad? Jim Halpert is ... more

"No Country for Old Men" actor Javier Bardem is afraid of his own face. "Ugh, look at that nose," he said. "Look at those eyes. Ugh, my tone of voice." Poor Javier Bardem and his horrible, terrifying, 12-million-dollar face. less

"No Country for Old Men" actor Javier Bardem is afraid of his own face. "Ugh, look at that nose," he said. "Look at those eyes. Ugh, my tone of voice." Poor Javier Bardem and his horrible, terrifying, ... more

Tyler Perry had to leave the set of "Alex Cross" to collect himself after hitting co-star Matthew Fox in the face. "This Krav Maga training I took is really amazing. I had major issues because I didn't want to hurt him." Sure, you don't know your own strength, Tyler Perry. Matthew Fox, by the way, said he wasn't hurt. less

Tyler Perry had to leave the set of "Alex Cross" to collect himself after hitting co-star Matthew Fox in the face. "This Krav Maga training I took is really amazing. I had major issues because I didn't want to ... more

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We were beyond sadness when we learned that a studio's lights went out
on Rod Stewart twice in a row while he was filming an interview on the
British TV show "Daybreak." The studio's engineers finally inserted a
fuse that knew it was Rod Stewart in the room, preventing further
insults. less

We were beyond sadness when we learned that a studio's lights went out
on Rod Stewart twice in a row while he was filming an interview on the
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In one of the grossest celebrity tales we've heard to date, Jenny McCarthy told Access Hollywood host Billy Bush about how she ate a "truck stop hot dog" for $20. The host replied "You're worth more than $20." We'll pay you $3,000 to erase this image from our minds. less

In one of the grossest celebrity tales we've heard to date, Jenny McCarthy told Access Hollywood host Billy Bush about how she ate a "truck stop hot dog" for $20. The host replied "You're worth more than $20." ... more

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Daniel Craig was grumpy before filming his James Bond sketch with Queen Elizabeth II for the Olympics Opening Ceremony because he was working on his day off. We've been sick over this ever since we heard about it. We're so unbelievably sorry, Daniel Craig, that you had to spend your day off flying around in helicopters with the Queen of England. Excuse us while we go cry over a pile of laundry. less

Daniel Craig was grumpy before filming his James Bond sketch with Queen Elizabeth II for the Olympics Opening Ceremony because he was working on his day off. We've been sick over this ever since we heard about ... more