I am experiencing the same problem and quite frankly to say something like "None of these warnings are things anyone should care about," is ridiculous, and not in keeping with the high standards we as end users have come to expect from jQuery.

How about we reopen this and close it patchwelcome? It seems like there are lots of people willing to fix it who have posted here. If you have fixed this problem, please post a link to your fix, or add a pull request at GitHub. Thanks!