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Miss your loved ones?
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You don't have to.
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{{Alt text: I wish I'd missed you then so I wouldn't be missing you now.}}

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).

BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEeyWe did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.This is not the algorithm. This is close.