Post Halloween days #6 and on: This is when we find the survivors. Just like the unpalatable bugs, some candy types will sit there for quite a while. Candy Corn, Circus Peanuts, Tootsie Rolls, hard suckers, and those horrible taffy things in black and orange wrappers (the latter, I suspect, were only made once in the 1960's and have since just been re-gifted. I think people who got them as kids now give them out as adults, and the cycle continues).

Granted, I have no evidence to suggest that Darwin's staff dumped leftover candy at the office. If they did, however I'd suspect that's more likely to have led him to the theory of evolution than a trip to the Galapagos.

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Once you have been infected, you turn into a candy corn zombie and spend the rest of your un-life dumpster diving for used candy corn,washing and recycling it for the Brach's Candy Company and Mausoleum.

Tootsie Rolls are on the list of survivors?! How can people not like Tootsie Rolls? Those things are the best candy ever!

I also like "those horrible taffy things in black and orange wrappers". I never knew what they were called until I googled it and found out they're called Peanut Butter Kisses. They kinda taste like Mary Janes.

Next time I teach a General Bio Class and have to touch on Evolution, I am so using this as a transition into the topic...hell, I've used Pac Man to describe lysosomes before, so this would be nothing.

But, I do have to say that I like the flavored Tootsie Rolls...like lemon and vanilla. I could take or leave the regular ones, but the flavored ones are so good.

Candy corn must be passe this year. Heard similar statement for the first time ever when a bowlful of it sat forever on the window ledge. Maybe it's the thought of reaching into a pile of unwrapped candy and scooping it up with bare hands during flu season?

Ha, Tootsie Rolls are the first things to go when the kids eat, then Smarties. I find mounds of illicit Tootsie Roll wrappers in the oddest places around the house, almost as if they're meeting to plot something.

I steal all the Kit-Kats, Whoppers, and various chocolates for myself. All peanut items (2 kids with this severe allergy) and week-old Halloween candy goes to the office to be picked over.

I'm in love with the song on Noggin that says, "And I don't. like. candy corn." and have sung it often enough that the kids chime in.

When I worked in an office, I used to bring in all the candy I wouldn't allow my daughter to eat. Of course, I always picked it over and kept "the good stuff" in my drawer....it was my personal medication for dealing with "the public." I made an observation that all types of candy had its own fan club. The hard candies seemed to be favored by the smokers, the chewy/taffies by the blue hairs, and the really weird stuff (loose candy corn, half-wrapped taffies) were strongly favored by the crazees. I need to be paid for these observations, this is seriously viral information! :)

Tootsie rolls are things that I tend to put down to "only in America". The fact that the company survives is inexplicable, but I suppose diversity means that there are people who like them as much as I do not.

Candy lasting in a break room for 4 or 5 days? Wow. I work in an operating room and have noticed that nothing--NOTHING--lasts on the break room table longer than a day. You burn some cookies at home? bring 'em in and someone will eat them, declaring them fabulous. I'm pretty sure if I left a bowl of waxed fruit on the table someone would take a bite out of a couple. Well, maybe not---it's fruit after all and heaven forbit we health care professionals eat something *healthy*.

The US equivalent of Canadian/UK/Australia and elsewhere is the original milk chocolate M&M - chocolate within a crunchy candy shell. IIRC Smarties' candy shells are flavored, M&Ms' candy shells are there so "they melt in your mouth, not in your hand".

Smarties here are little, sort of pill shaped pieces of sugar with no discernable flavor that come in small, (pinky finger-sized) cellophane rolls, not to be confused with East Coast England favorite Necco wafers (disc-shaped, flavored sugar candies in large, wax-paper rolls). BTW, purple Necco wafers are clove-flavored, and black ones are disgusting.

@Slings and Arrows - anyone that gives out circus peanuts for Halloween must really hate kids...

Thanks Anonymous that clears up that ... we have the "little, sort ofpill shaped pieces of sugar with nodiscernable flavor that come in small, (pinky finger-sized) cellophane rolls" things here too but i've got no idea of what they're called and yep, i agree - they're awful.

I was seriously worried that people could not like (what we call) Smarties!

I'm glad to hear your "Smarties" are what we call "Rockets". Canadian Smarties are good; they have no artificial colours and are guarenteed peanut-free.I love those Halloween taffies (warm it up 15 sec in the microwave) and Tootsie Rolls are also great! Send them to me!

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