TO Cosham, Porstmouth, where “angry mother” Julia Hazel is unhappy that her son’s car has been clamped. She’s filled a bucket up with porridge, frozen vegetables and food colouring to turn the mixture bright yellow and gone to the car park at the back of the Iceland store in Old Market Road. She’s waiting. No, not for Kerry Katona. She’s waiting for the clamping firm City Watch to arrive.

When tehy do so, Julia pursues the clamper with her bucket of goo. She then emptyies the contents over the seats of his van. All the while her pal Vicki Hamlyn films.