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This is a humorous and sarcastic blog written by a paralegal in a mid-sized law firm in a mid-tier market. The goal is to share some of the pitfalls and foibles encountered in my own day-to-day experiences. Feel free to contact me at aparalegalslife@gmail.com with comments. Complaints, not so much :)

Monday, April 11, 2011

Anyone know how to build a Vomitorium?

Got sick and now have the stomach flu. Have to go to work anyway, because taking sick leave on a Monday or Friday is a giant black mark on your record at this firm. At least for today, I'm going to make them regret that policy.

Coincidentally, GF and I were playing 'You Don't Know Jack' the other night (awesome and highly-underrated video-quiz-show-game) and one of the questions was "What's a vomitorium." I hope you yacked in a nice urn and sent it through intra-office mail to HR.