Monthly Archives: September 2013

Each week, the Madison Misnomer will be helping you figure out what events you should be penciling into your schedules for the week. Listen to us and you won’t have to do the dishes in your apartment for a week. It’s like magic but with child labor. Advertisements Continue reading →

by Samuel L. Smackson A surprise guest dropped in on the Humans vs. Zombies game happening campus-wide. Community vigilante and master of self-defense, George Zimmerman, reportedly came to campus yesterday morning to drop in on the game. Started in 2005, Humans vs. Zombies is a live-action game where the objective is for humans to survive … Continue reading →

There I was, sitting happily on a bench on Library Mall, eating my sandwich and drinking beer between classes when I was invited into a tent disguised as a barn with ominous music leaking out of it. I was lured into the tent by a skinny, bearded dude in a beanie. He had an air … Continue reading →

Freshman Taylor Wayne from Warrens, WI began the fall semester certain that she would graduate in four years with degrees in biology, genetics and Chinese, but has since reevaluated her plans. Wayne claims she made the decision to declare the ambitious majors when she was first accepted into UW-Madison last fall, but did not anticipate … Continue reading →

With the impressive line-up of talent scheduled to perform at this year’s Freakfest 2013, students are, without a doubt, much more fucking excited than last year. Although some students were far too sloshed to recollect Mac Miller’s 3 hour-long asthma attack on stage last October, many were left wondering what the fuck they had just … Continue reading →

I’m very hungry. I really want to eat. All I want is a sandwich. Maybe a slice of pizza or Chicken wings Honey barbeque extra ranch, extra blue cheese? But I’m not picky. I remember when I used to have food. That was pretty nice. I would wake up and say, “Mom, where’s the food?” … Continue reading →

Earlier this month in Madison, Wisconsin, the Catholic Diocese released their new stance on the Wisconsin Institue of Discovery: No more field trips for the Madison County Schools. However, nobody could have guess that the WID would make the ultimate discovery this past week: God. Continue reading →

Each week, the Madison Misnomer will be helping you figure out what events you should be penciling into your schedules for the week. Listen to us or we’ll give away all the Breaking Bad spoilers. Don’t test us. Continue reading →