(All scenes take place with a psychiatrist's office with each Decepticon lying on a couch. The doctor is sitting next to the couch with pen and clipboard, writing stuff.)

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Black Arachnia: IT WAS HIS FAULT I'M THIS FREAK OF NATURE!! I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM!!! But....what are these feelings I have for him....? I know I only acted like that to trick him but....was it really to trick him? Am I falling in love with the man who did this to me?! I'm so confused...*hysterical crying*

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Cool Faced Bliztwing: I don't really see the purpose of these sessions. There is nothing wrong with me.Flame Face: And if you continue to babble on about it, I'll rip out your fleshy version of an oil pump and -Crazy: Call him George, and I'll hug him and squeeze him, and pet him and pet him and.....

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Lugnut: You're puny, insignificant organic mind cannot possibly comprehend is the true, holy greatness that is MEGATRON!! For he shall return to Cybertron, and he shall fire into the heavens a glorious beam a light, shining a swath into the blackness of space to guide all Decipticons back to our rightful home world and burn the infidel Autobots to smoldering ash!!!

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Starscream: That fool Megatron thinks he has supreme command of the Decipticons only because of pure brute strength...BAH I say! I takes far MORE than the ability to punch people in the face to be a leader! Its takes skill, cunning, wisdom, and above all dashing good looks in order to lead our people to glory! Why, I'd be TWICE the leader Megatron will EVER be if I had his strength! Heck, I'd be able to shove right into his FACE!! Though, not like I'd actually go into fisticuffs with him in the near future, that'd be suicide....

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Megatron: How did I ever manage to take direct command over such a collection of malfunctioning glitch-heads.....