“I am McLovin…”I once heard Bobcat Golthwait say, “You never really ‘lose’ your job. I mean, you know where the job is. It’s just that when you go there, someone else is doing it.” True that.It would be really cool if they let us stone pedophiles.I don’t like Tim Tebow. Dude comes off as so…

Granny hugged her knees and rocked back and forth on a bench in the Greyhound bus station in Springfield, Virginia. She did this to keep warm. It was 11 p.m. on December 24. Granny had arthritis and osteoporosis and other things that ended with “itis” and “osis” that, believe me, you don’t want to know…