Oh my god. That bottom picture. I am entranced. Also, now I want to do that next time I stay over at my bf's apartment and scare the shiitake out of him. (When I stay over, I'll put on a pair of his PJ pants in the morning for lazing around, but he is well taller and girthier than I am, so they are enormous enough on me that I could probably do that.)

Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:

Erinnerung wrote:

My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice! This reminds me of a joke:What does a dog do that a person steps into?

Pants!

These are both brilliant.

I want a dog named Pants now.

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My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Brilliant.

+1 yummy. The doggie variety excepted, I am fully in support of maintaining a pants-free state. I should also add that by "pants" I mean the kind you can wear outside the house; these fuzzy owl pants are wholly acceptable according to my value system.

Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:

I always thought that if I had a dog I would name it Spot so that when I let it out I could cry "Out, damned Spot!" (With no malice meant toward the dog of course!

Check out the mug from which I am drinking coffee even as I type this.

My brother and his GF had a dog called Thief, and it was pretty funny when they would yell things like "Stop, Thief!"

Where is choirqueer? That kid is all about the no pants. Right now I'm all about the fleecy pants.

Pants as a dog name is one of the best things I've ever heard. I keep chuckling to myself!

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Seriously, this thread without choirqueer is like smlove pie without the caramel layer and pecans.

Thank you! Exactly! CQ!!! Where are you???

ETA: Mmm pie...

_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk