Playing Hooky

Saturday, September 01, 2012

One beautiful Sunday, a minister decided to play hooky from church and go golfing instead. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven seethed.
"You're going to let him get away with this, God?"
The Lord shook his head.
The minister stepped onto the first tee and took a swing. The ball soared through the air (430 yards) straight at the hole and into the cup. St. Peter was outraged. "I thought you were going to punish him!"
The Lord shrugged, "Who's he going to tell?"