Guerrilla podcasting in a pseudo New Wave Punk Revivalist old-school photocopied ransom note fanzine stylee.
Or a clutch of Whovians getting tanked up and whittering about kids TV when they can get themselves organised.
Take your pick.
WARNING: Contains fruity language.

We prove once and for all that some dogs are indeed only for Christmas as we look at 1st episode of the new K-9 series.

There are present givings, part poppers and cracker pullings and Barry Manilow delivers some fun Pharos Project facts.

Congratulations to Chris from Radio Free Skaro and "friend of the show", David Perry for being the only people to get last time's secret word correct. This time, please include the word "dangleberry" in any feedback.

P.S. A dog is not really just for Christmas and anyone found to be abandoning animals will have us to answer to.

Once more the Projecteers have gathered to get drunk, take the piss out of each other and sometimes talk about Doctor Who.

This week we get stuck into "The Monster of Peladon", draw another DVD from Manilow's bag, have a load of feedback to read and, in a curious move, discuss this week's Who related episode of Corrie.

We're using a new mike for this show and the audio is a little hissy. This is because we're idiots and had the gain up too high, so apologies for that. Why am i telling you this anyway? Nobody actually reads this guff. Prove me wrong, if you send some feedback (pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk) include the word "clinker" somewhere in the email.

This time, we focus our attention on 6th Doctor story "Revelation of the Daleks".

Due to our ongoing inability to manipulate time, this podcast is going out almost raw. Only a light sprinkle of editing has been applied. So expect none of our usual fancy tricks and sweet sherries. Not that we really do those anyway, but still.

It's the Manimal special! This week we have a bumper news section. We give our mini reviews of "Scott Pilgrim vs the World" and "Monsters". But in the main event, we suckle at the teat of Manimal. Yes, we are still a Doctor Who podcast but we had a brilliant email from a listener that ties Manimal into the Whoniverse. Unfortunately we couldn't read it out because we lost it (please email it again and we'll read it next week).

WARNING: When we say skip on 1 minute to avoid a spoiler, best to make it 2.

Once more the horn of assembly has sounded. The slightly posh one and the two tossers have gathered to cast their gaze upon Carnival of Monsters. Along the way, they talk Who news, are shocked by what emerges from Barry Manilow's bag and indulge in some heavy plugging. You have been warned.

From the very depths of desperation comes our chaos special. With Chris off with a life threatening case of the sniffles, we stuck our thumbs in the pie of short Who DVDs, and came up sporting K-9 and Company.

Better late than never, or maybe not in our case. Anyway, here at last is the much delayed episode 16. Paul and the Beastmaster cast their gaze over The Nightmare Man and the first episode of Sherlock.

It's our first classic series review. Offered up to The Beastmaster this week was "The Talons of Weng-Chiang". Also, during our drunken stumble towards some sort of a verdict, we talk of Twilight, Predators and our visit to the London Film and Comic Con.

It's the second half of our series 5 review this week. We announce the winners of the 2010 Eduardo's. Paul remains confused, while Big Pete remains worryingly sober. Listen out just before the end for the most unconvincing cry of Geranimo in recorded history, courtesy of the Beatmaster.

The team attempt to answer some of the questions left over from the final episode of series 5 "The Big Bang". Who is River Song? Who is the mysterious voice? What is the silence? Why do Paul's feet stink so? Has Chris really got fountain shaped bollocks? Most importantly, can Little Pete retain his crown as the Doctor Dolittle of Love?

This week, we celebrate the opening of the Pandorica (a new Indian restaurant in East London) by consuming lots of boozes and reviewing the latest episode of Doctor Who. Also, we talk openly about Automan and Manimal, have the lamest lightsaber duel since Obi-Wan got lucky against Darth Maul and our friend Mad Jim pops by to steal some beer.

In this week's episode the team look at "Vincent and the Doctor". This was recorded later in the day than usual, is slightly more boozy and contains a few more swears. Normal service will resume next week, when all the bollocks will be removed by usual editor Chris, and not left in by this episode's editor, Paul.

Paul admits an attraction to lizard women, The Man in the Street Little Pete reveals the many ways to pronounce Silurian and Chris continues to be the slightly posh one as they dissect the still concious episode of Doctor Who "The Hungry Earth".

This week Chris, Paul and Man in the Street Little Pete (eventually) discuss "Flesh and Stone" and one of the team reveals a special relationship he has with cattle. Which one? Listen and the mystery will be solved...............yes it's Pete.

Chris, Paul and the man in the street ramble on about Sarah Jane Adventures, Dog Soldiers and The Valeyard before eventually remembering to talk about "The Time of Angels". Most importantly of course, they move one step closer to choosing a Dorothy.