ASK DR. SCHUND
(C)1997 Alan M. Schwartz
Dr. Schund, how can First World civilization fight back against
the ubiquitous invasion of reproductive warriors?
An uncomfortable byproduct of our information age is the factual
tidbit released to the masses before it is reassembled and
cleansed into propagandistic swill fit for plebeian consumption.
Such a tasty morsel is Science 276 537 (1997). A survey of
17,077 girls aged 3 to 12 years by the University of North
Carolina at Chapel Hill uncovered that by age eight 14.7% of
Caucasian females and 48.3% of Black females had pubescent
development of breasts and pubic hair. Average age at Caucasian
menarch has remained constant for 40 years. It has steadily
declined for Blacks.
Black females become reproductively enabled years before
Caucasian females. Their sacred celebration of ethnic diversity
embraces precipitant and repeated pregnancy out of wedlock just
like in the Old Country. The State bestows upon them free room,
board, food, medical care; perquisites like lactation allowance
(ever increasing support for an ever increasing horde of
bastards), and then annexes the larvae and dumps them into
Project Head Start. The unwed mother, freed of child care and
feeding, can pursue with full vigor the next casserole baking in
her oven. Washington has been spectacularly successful in
subsidizing Black and Brown Inner City husbandry sans husbands.
90% of the Los Angeles Unified School System is "minority." If
the San Fernando Valley ever has the guts to retain its own tax
revenues and break away, LA Uni goes to about 99% "them." In
another era this would be deemed segregation. Short of bussing
in blue-eyed kids from Minnesota or importing them from Canada
(Quebecois are something of a grey zone) there are no White kids
to be had. What married couple holding two jobs and paying
massive mortgage, child care, medical bills, land taxes, and IRS
tribute can afford to have more than one kid?
Reproductive warriors are not content to build their numbers and
infrastructure by embezzling host resources. Conquest demands
debasement of native language and installation of the invaders'
patois: Ebonics and Hispanish. One imagines the Yellow hordes
are livid with rage. Their kids are going to college where
admission is discreetly aligned against them because they are the
wrong kind of colored minority, the kind that unerringly scores
in the giddy heights of standardized testing. Real minorities
cannot read a high school diploma.
An obvious solution, formally declared race war, is unacceptable.
The first targets would be the fishbelly-fragile middle classes
of all involved. Dr. Schund proffers a kinder, gentler solution.
Set a parasite to hound a parasite. Consider the remarkable
bacterium Wolbachia (Royal Society Proceedings: Biological
Sciences, 22 March 1997) which infests 16% of all insect species.
Wolbachia propagates through eggs' cytoplasm. It therefore has
no use for males or for fertilized eggs not bearing the parasite.
Infected male wood lice are transformed into female wood lice.
Fly and mosquito infected males cannot fertilize uninfected
females (cytoplasmic incompatibility) as this would not transmit
the parasite. In wasps Wolbachia streamlines the process of its
dissemination by eliminating males altogether in favor of
parthenogenic females. Wolbachia is remarkably adept at species
hopping and is deliciously infective.
All this may have some practical use. Wolbachia has caught
biologists' attention because it branching out into mites,
nematodes, and crustaceans. AIDS has not dented the rate of
African population increase much less depopulated that sorry
continent. First World drug addicts are Officially dripping with
AIDS, tuberculosis, hepatitis, chronic malnutrition, and many
other inimical afflictions any one of which could fell a moose -
and happily demand Welfare and Social Security benefits well into
their dotage. We can reclaim our society by chopping at the
foundation of reproductive warriors' tactics: reproduction.
Elimination of aggressive minority males whose soul social
function is that of strutting gonad is an excellent first step.
This would also relax crime statistics and empty prisons whose
purpose - given air conditioning, cable TV, and gym facilities
rivaling the most expensive health clubs - is ambiguous at best.
Their ongoing cost is unambiguously ruinous. Default
unsuccessful breeding between infected and uninfected
reproductive warriors is a telling second step.
When things are back under control the status quo can be restored
with antibiotic therapy. Insects freed of Wolbachia infection
resume normal sexuality. Or the contemporary status quo can be
but a pestilent memory.
It is a goal worth pursuing, quietly. The thought of removing
financial incentives making possible bizarre and preposterous
reproductive profligacy - say, five years maximum Welfare support
per adult per lifetime - is a political absurdity. Who would
remain to vote for current Congresscritters?