MONICA: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.

ETHAN: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.

MONICA: You're not a senior?

ETHAN: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.

MONICA: Ok...ay.

ROSS: Okay, André should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. Just easier that way.

ROSS: Are you not seeing him anymore?

MONICA: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.

CHANDLER: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.

RACHEL: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear.

JOEY: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest "Power Ranger" is?

RACHEL: Where are you going?

PHOEBE: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.

CHANDLER: Work people? Nobody told me.

PHOEBE: No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravagance.

CHANDLER: You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.

PHOEBE: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.

CHANDLER: You think I should?

PHOEBE: I really do, yeah.

CHANDLER: Okay.

PHOEBE: Okay.

CHANDLER: Okay.

PHOEBE: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.

CHANDLER: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing "Ebony and Ivory".

PHOEBE: You were great. But they still made fun of you.

CHANDLER: What?

PHOEBE: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss", "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss", "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing"

CHANDLER: Then, I don't get it.

PHOEBE: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.

CHANDLER: They do?

PHOEBE: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.

CHANDLER: I just want to--

PHOEBE: No, but you can't.

CHANDLER: But I just wa--

PHOEBE: Uh uh

ETHAN: Hey.

MONICA: That was gonna be my opener.

RACHEL: Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?