Whoops! She did it again

File Under: Celebri-stupidity

Britney Spears, who is pregnant with her first child, is planning a very expensive child birth. Apparently, Spears will be delivering her offspring in a special pool filled with 1,000 one-liter bottles of specially blessed Kabbalah water. The total cost of the “holy water”? $3,800.

In other news, 20 years from now, Britney Spears and her husband announce that they’re broke, and they don’t quite know why.