If you could dress your 3-year-old up as anything in the world, it'd be a prostitute, right?

What's that you say? You'd dress your toddler up to resemble anything BUT that? Good. I'm glad we're on the same rational-human-being page.

The thing is, I'm even willing to kind of, sort of meet this mother half way. She loves Pretty Woman. A lot of people do. But she should probably also remember she's dealing with a CHILD here and maybe go with some ridiculous shoulder pad ensemble instead or some kind of evening gown with a jewelry box she pretends to get her hand caught in.

Because this option shouldn't be referred to as the "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman!" costume, it should be referred to as the "why is no one calling Child Services right now costume...as seen in Pretty Woman!"