There has to be Pastafarian Heaven. It's probably the only one that would let George Carlin in. According to certain uptight individuals, there's no way the Christian God would let him in. The FSM, I believe, would welcome him.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -Lazarus Long

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Actually, the Pastafarian version of heaven doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't like alcohol and the idea of a strip club is, to me, utterly absurd. It's naked people dancing. Who cares?

Valanthe wrote:There has to be Pastafarian Heaven. It's probably the only one that would let George Carlin in. According to certain uptight individuals, there's no way the Christian God would let him in. The FSM, I believe, would welcome him.

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Actually, the Pastafarian version of heaven doesn't appeal to me at all. I don't like alcohol and the idea of a strip club is, to me, utterly absurd. It's naked people dancing. Who cares?

You could always join us near the fountain of tea. I consider that although there will be strippers, they will fulfill your ideal, therefore for me they will also be able to join me in some entertaining surrealist meanderings.

He could always return to his earlier formulas. Not all of his material was complaints and grievances. He used to do general observations and commentary. Baseball and football, f'r instance, or a Place for my Stuff. Classic.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -Lazarus Long

Other religions say that you will be able to talk to patriarchates in their inferior representations of heaven. Thank Speghadeity for his acceptance of individuals such as George. I know that at some point in his glorious life, he consumed pasta, therefor paying his admission to our endlessly erupting open bar and unceasing flow of strippers.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits will more than be accepted in our Heaven. Those who can't accept are either doomed to Hell or in the wrong religion. Speghadeity's primary concern is that all of his young Jimlads and Jimlasses be accepted by each other if no one else. Superiority is just a euphemism for I'm an asshole when used to describe anything with a complex personality.