Crazy Vince McMahon Stories Twitter Thread Goes Viral

We all love a good Vince McMahon story, right? The omnipotent WWE chief is a fascinating character with an immense aura around him. Because Vince rarely shares his own opinions about anything – what he likes, dislikes, who he rates, anything – every second hand story that comes out about him makes for fascinating reading.

Twitter user @allan_cheapshot has done wrestling fans a service by gathering together some of the very best Vince stories from over the years into one glorious Twitter thread titled Crazy Vince McMahon Stories. Here are some of the highlights:

Vince vs. Sneezing

“Vince hates sneezing. When someone sneezes, he yells at them and tells them to control themselves. On the rare occasion Vince sneezes, he angrily mutters to himself and loses focus for a few minutes.”

The Vince And The Furious

“Vince once raced former WWE writer Court Bauer on an open highway. Vince boxed in Court so that Court was heading straight for road construction. Court had to slam on the brakes to avoid an accident. Vince sped off, having “won” the race by almost killing a guy.”

Mistaken Identity

“Vince holds a meeting with all of the talent announcing the switch to PG programming. Michael Tarver stands up and asks a question. Vince’s response: “Excellent question Shelton!”

Laughing At His Own Farts

“CM Punk told a story of when he, the Undertaker, JBL, Edge, and Vince all had to room together when they were doing Tribute to the Troops, and Punk couldn’t sleep because everyone was snoring, except for Vince, who kept laughing at his own farts.”

The Mute Button Conundrum

“Jim Cornette was at Vince’s house & Vince had somebody from the cable company working on the TV because the sound wouldn’t work. The guy came up to Vince holding the remote control and explained to him what a mute button was and that the mute was on. Vince gave him a $100 tip.”