Translation of pictorial in German

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We wanted to take a hot shower but there was no hot water at all. We asked someone to fix it and he showed us that there was a heating switch outside the bathroom which would turn on the boiler.We cursed our bus driver and tour guide and everybody knew that these people were not professional. After 2 hours we arrived at the destination. It was a little boat station on a riverbank.I gotta tell you, that I am not really good at it. I've just passed the first lesson and I had more than 35 mistakes, out of 25 words, funny isn't it. What languages do you speak? Write me soon please.