Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...

When GLaDOS scans her databases she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.

There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!

To fulfill his desires, Erik Destler kidnaps Christine Daae on a cool autumn night. But as he soon finds out, Christine refuses to belong to anyone. Who will win? The kidnapper or the victim? Or will fate make the decision for them? Modern day, E/C… COMPLETE

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

Jar Jar keeps a journal after he's banished. May include TPM towards the end, don't know yet. Written with the accent. Sort of AU. Note: I would like to keep living, so please don't hire anyone... UPDATE!

Erik, and a few other characters from the Phantom of the Opera, are transported to the future to be interviewed and tested by a girl who refuses to let them leave until they accept change, or break their sanity. Will they be able to keep a level head long enough to go home? Or will Era finally get to them?

During ROTS, Anakin Skywalker is visiting by Three different sets of Force Ghosts. He has been having nightmares about Padme's death. Now it's up to these ghosts to set him in the right direction. First up, the Ghosts of the past. Shmi and Qui-Gon Jinn.

AU, post ROTJ: Darth Vader may have left the Empire, but the Galaxy remains unconvinced of the sincerity behind his change of heart. Against his better judgment he agrees to a series of interviews with an enterprising holonet reporter- after all, any press is good press

So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...

Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.

AU Scenarios from the life of the "Vader" family, in which Vader's patience, fatherly worth, and sanity will be tested. Severely. -- "LUKE! Drink your blue milk - don't make me kill you!" And not to mention his children's.

AU. As soon as life seems peaceful for Anakin Skywalker, the Force has another idea altogether. Can he get to the bottom of the mystery? Sequel to Skywalker Matrimony and Part 4 of the Fathers and Smugglers series.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody. On Mustafar, Obi-Wan thought the fight was all over when he chopped off Anakin's limbs. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, the Black Knight of the Sith always triumphs, and frankly he thinks Obi-Wan's a pansy.

There's been an influx of badfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom, and the characters have decided that something must be done. Here at OYGOFU, fanbrats will learn the mechanics behind writing good Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction... or die trying.

A post ANH story. Ahsoka is now a depressed and drunk bounty hunter named Umbra, the galaxy against her and on the edge of the dark side. Can the son of her former master, Luke Skywalker redeem her? or will she be a thrall of the dark side for all time?

The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.

What if Anakin had a sister? Would she save him from the dark side? Meet Aaerie, bounty-hunter's daughter and the adorable youngest Skywalker child. Watch as she goes through the trials of being a Skywalker, getting kidnapped and just being a girl! OC/OC

What if Anakin made a different choice that day in the High Council Room? A clan of younglings along with Padme might be just what he needs to keep him from the dark side. EDITED: Chapters 1-9 revised.

What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.

Harry Potter like you've never seen it before! Now with more randomness! Same basic plot line, but with added randomness! Crazy authoresses starting chapter 7 and beyond! Please R&R! On temporary/permanent hiatus

... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.

"Let's pretend," she said suddenly. "Let's pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let's say...I'm a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…" She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P. NOW COMPLETE with epilogue.

The Jedi Council has a lot on their plate, but that doesn't mean they can't discuss what's really important, like... fanfiction! Set in the time where Anakin is on the council, just before the end of Revenge of the Sith...

I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..

Christine, though lonely, lives in a world that is ordered and layed out the way she thinks it should be. Then her compassion and curiosity are both tested when a certain masked angel enters her life... EC butRaoul friendly

A modern girl is transported back in time to 19th century Paris and finds herself in the Opera house... Sounds old? Like it's been done before? Sure, but this time it happens to YOU! Will you meet Erik? And can you trust the Narrator? COMPLETE!

After leaving the Phantom for Raoul, Christine has been kidnapped and the Vicomte has to ask Erik to help find her. She needs his help, and who is he to abandon her after being there for her for years? E/C, please R&R. Epilogue up. Complete!

What if Anakin came back over to the Jedi? What if Obi-Wan or Padme helped him make the decision to come back over? All normal characters and piece of the script. All rights and characters belong to George Lucas.

Why are Death Eaters so evil? was it all because of their father or was their mother really to blame. From the person who brought you Attack of the Mary-Sue, comes yet another piece of crap to grace the pages of fan Fiction. Read it, you know you want to.

Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?

One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!

This is where you decide who is going to fight who in each chapter; the duels you've dreamed of seeing in the films,any duel you want;and I will write it in one chapter. Not only that but they also can be crossover duels as well.Pls read and review.

Tahl is said to have had the back story on just about everything in the galaxy so she seems like the type of person who might gossip. But the rumors she digs up... love triangles, a Darth Kenobi, waxes and shaves and Senate fundraisers and more! Complete.

What happens when Anakin doesn't become evil? He can still be a Jedi, but he can never see Padme again. Will fate ever bring them back together? What will become of Luke and Leia? Will the Sith ever be destroyed? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOLIERS

Christine is bored.. Erik is bored.. What happens when they both find a way to take up the time by emailing one another through a Pen Pal site on the Internet? The boredom ends and a friendship begins, which leads to more. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE

My name is Meg Giry. You do not know me, and in the eyes of the world, I played no part in the disaster I am about to relate. But I was there. I saw it happen. And I knew Erik. You may well forget my name, as long as you remember his. Modern day. COMPLETE

Harry Potter and his friends find the Potter Puppet Pals. They spend some time enjoying the wonders of muggles discovering them, until Hermione realizes it's a threat to the exposure of the wizarding world. Her choices can affect their future. Now what?

Ever wonder what the Black sisters, Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa were like before Voldemort? What about the complete story of how the three sisters eventually became the people we saw in Harry Potter? Well here is the begining to their story/ Plz RR

AU. Anakin Didn't Turn fic verse, 19 years post ROTS, the second Galactic Civil War has begun, the Sith rule the galaxy with an iron fist, with only the small Rebel force to stop them from total domination, young heroes question their allegiances plz R&R

Erik has met far too many time travelers. Clearly he's not thrilled when two more show up in his lake, invade his home, and get on his nerves. It might help his temper if they knew anything at all about his story, and had a sense of when to die.

Obi-Wan's younger sister was a Jedi Padawan. She was Obi-Wan's best friend, second only to Anakin. This is her story. Told from Jai's the sister PoV. Prolouge is in Obi-Wan's PoV. BTW: I've heard that Jai seems like a MarySue, just so you know.

AU Anakin didn't turn 18years post ROTS. On the verge of a second Galactic Civil War,strange things begin to happen, nightmares, Sith,and clones plague the galaxy. Luke and Ayslyn are becoming closer, but Anakin is drifting further from the Jedi he wasR&R

WAR! With the discovery of Palpatine's Sith Empire, the Rebuplic has no choice but to let the Jedi do everything they can to stop it. Even if that means entrusting the Galaxy's fate to the Skywalker-Organa twins and their questionable new friends.

When Jedi Padawan Zero Higaru crash-lands his Starfighter on the planet Earth, he gets shot by Erasers, and the flock discover him lying wounded on their doorstep. How will they react when he tells them his identity? SET DURING ANGEL EXPERIMENT CHP 10 UP!

When Ryuu and Mitsu find themselves in Hell they are saved by a mysterious girl, who turns out to be the spawn of Satan and enslaves to two to be her minions. She claims she wants to take over the world but who knows how this will end up?

James has decided he wants to marry Lily. So who's there to help him plan the big event? The marauders! Follow them through dress rehersals, dates, shopping and arguments as they prepare for the big date. some fluff too.

Since there's quite an invasion of Ian/Amy romances here, I'd like to add my own. I have belief and hope that this pairing will survive. If not...well...Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! It's set after the Sword Thief. And...you'll see if you read!

It's December in the Opera Garnier and Erik is feeling particularly generous this year. So generous, in fact, that he's decided to give everyone a gift per day for the twelve days leading up to Christmas.

Anakin and Padme write to one another, first forming a friendship, during the events of TPM. Throughout it all, they discuss the Naboo Invasion, the war, and more. It begins during TPM and will go through the events of ROTS

Yoda and Mace discuss the Naboo situation, Anakin, the Sith, the Senate, and other subjects that have an affect on the Jedi Council. This covers the events from TPM through the events of ROTS until Mace dies .

BASED ON "A VERY POTTER MUSICAL"! Draco still dreams of Pigfarts. What happens when the person you made an Unbreakable Vow with dies before it's carried out? He gets his wishes, but falls into the middle of an intergalactic wizarding war! CRACK AND FOOD

This is a record of the interaction between Yoda and Obi-Wan, starting when Qui-Gon brought Anakin before the Jedi Council, and continuing through the events of ROTS. The two discuss the situations that they find themselves, the Order, & the Republic in

The story begins just before TPM events begin. The Trade Federation has blockaded Naboo, and Padme has heard that the Senate will send two Jedi Knights as ambassadors. Padme contacts Yoda about this, and a friendship between the two begins.

Boba Fett is scarred by the loss of his father. Plo Koon sees potential and ability in Fett, but little did he know that the young boy had something sinister in his mind other than becoming a Jedi Knight. AU, Post Ep 2.

Haven't you always wondered how Hogwarts came to be? What the founders were like? Have you ever wanted to know how they made decisions, what their strengths were, their weaknesses? This story reveals all about the four Founders of Hogwarts School.

Post-2004 movie. A general spoofaloo of all those EC phics where Christine has an epiphany regarding her Angel...What lengths will Christine go to in order to win Erik back? And why is everyone speaking English in Paris?

The competitors for the 39 clues are called to the Kabra's Mansion-But it's a little suspicious. Madrigals, an old friend/enemy arrives, and pretty soon, no one knows who to trust. Can the Cahill's foil the Madrigals plans, or will they all end up dead?

The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?

No plot? Badly written scenes? Constant spelling mistakes? You probably won't find these in this story depending on the reliability of Microsoft Spell Checker! Voldemort and his Death Eaters are known to be an unfunny bunch of villains. But what if I told you, that they weren't?

Inspired by Robot Chicken Star Wars Edition. As Luke, Han and Chewie try to rescue the Princess on the Death Star, Vader is confronted by someone…and its not whom anyone may think. R&R please. Couldn't think of better title, sorry. Rated for safety.

Anakin wins the duel on Mustafar, but doesn't kill Obi-Wan. Along with Padme, Obi-Wan finds himself living in a chaotic world where the man he thought he knew has become the thing he swore to destroy. Can Anakin be turned back? If so, what then?

For all the fans of my inbox fanfic, here are a few more laughs for you! What happens when your favourite characters take a trip to the Coruscant Library? What do they borrow? Not normal books, movies and mags, of course!

The first part of a series dedicated to one intrepid reporter, and one unfortunate policeman, who get caught up in a pop culture mess. This first story stars Star Wars's own villain, Darth Vader. So, what happens when popular media characters invade D.C.?

It was a quiet, peaceful evening in Jinn/Kenobi quarters....when suddenly the form of Obi-Wan Kenobi came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar. Based on the guitar hero commercial.

It was a quiet, peaceful evening in the Kenobi/Skywalker house when suddenly the form of Anakin Skywalker came sliding into the living room.Nothing on but a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a guitar hero guitar.Based on the guitar hero commercial

Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys

Severus Snape was not having a good day. In fact, it is safe to say he was having a very poor one. So how will he react when Hermione asks a perfectly innocent yet intelligent question during his class? Hilarity ensues. Oneshot.

Do you like Harry Potter? Do you like randomness? Do you like conversations? If you have answered yes then you are welcome to delve into my mind and... Sirius, what are you doing? I'm trying to write a summary here. And Ron, pull your pants back up!

When everything goes wrong, Scooter takes the wheel. With runaway cheeses, unruly Vikings, a clan of SPCA wombats, a broken stove, and an acting troop of wannabe actor-Smurfs, this should be one show to remember! Currently on HIATUS!

A short poem. Susan's thoughts after her family died in the train crash. Please R&R. NOT a typical Susanfic, because in this version, there is no implication that she goes back...she's only reminiscing.

In which a fan girl states why a certain Kabra heir has fallen in love with a "lovely" reddish-brown haired, jade eyed girl. Number 7: He complimented her, via Dan. One-shot. Inspired by The 39 Clues Book Three: The Sword Thief.

Oneshot, my version of the confrontation on Bespin starting just after Luke entered Bespin and Han was frozen in carbonite, this is a humor/parody story and it is not meant to be taken seriously. T for language

“I’m guessing she’s sitting on the counter next to you right now. Yeah, you’re welcome.” Billy makes a sacrifice to save Penny at the dedication, much to the confusion of those left behind. Billy/Penny.

The Sorting Hat likes to toy with fragile eleven year old's minds. What happens when our favourite characters are sorted. Look at my profile for a link for a trailer. Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black is up!

Ash has been fighting dragons, making the world save for Mary-Lennttey but when he gets the offer to go back home to Mare, will he take it? what if his worst fears come true and Mare doesn't love him any more, and shes found some one else?

This is a record of the interaction between Qui-Gon Jinn and Yoda. Throughout the events of TPM up until the death of Qui-Gon , Qui-Gon reports to Yoda about his mission regarding Naboo and Queen Amidala.

AU. Post Ep. III, Anakin didn't turn, and twelve years later a group of unruly padawan's including his Padawan and son Luke...and daughter Leia decide to take action against the Master's especially Master Skywalker...so let the pranks begin. One-Shot.

After talking with Obi-Wan about his former master, Qui-Gon decides to contact Dooku. The two discuss the current events of the Naboo invasion, Anakin and the possibility that he is the Chosen One , and corruption within the Republic & Jedi Order.

Thomas Folchart, son of Mo and Resa, is an adventurous young boy who always likes to hear about the world where his family supposedly came from. He thought his was all fiction. Until and event came that changed the way he viewed things.

When it comes to be Christmas time around the rebel base, what do they do? Have a huge party, of course! Sorta AU, definately ONESHOT! oh, and be kind in the reviews. This IS my first fic. K to be safe.

A series of one-shots about Wormtail and the Dark Lord, still in his grotesque baby form. Turns out they had some pretty insane adventures before that fateful night in the graveyard! OOC behavior...no, really.

This is the history of the enemy in the Uglies Series. This is the story of McKenzie Cable, how she was turned into a Special unwillingly, and all that would follow becuase of it. These are the things that can't be changed, and what resulted because of it

Why is Anakin planning a party for Obi-Wan's engagement? And why doesn't mentioned Jedi master know about this secret relationship he is supposed to have? I hope you find it funny at least it's supposed to be...

This is my 1st fic so please know that it is not my best work. What happened after Dustfinger went with the white women? What went through his mind? What did his friends in the Inkworld think? Set in Dustfinger's point of view.

Hugo Weasley enjoyed being an oddball in the Weasley family with his brown hair...what does he do when his hair starts turning red? He talks to his amazing father of course. This is a one-shot, it might be short...let's see please read and review:

Another story my sister wrote. Longer than the first one. Anyway, Ahsoka and some other people are having a pie-throwing party until someone comes along. Hawk of this story is a clone trooper, by the way. My sister made him up.

Different characters in the HP world think on the children of the chosen one. They are alike and yet not the same-Goes into detail about James, Albus, and Lily's personalities...not to mention how each is perceived by different people.

Torment series, nr 5. Another plan of Masters Ilya and Keey. It's little. It's moving fast. It makes you say "Awww..." And it may prove too much for poor count Dooku, who has lots of things on his mind... and a most unexpected thing in his teacup.

Short One-shot. Peter thinks about himself, after deciding to join Voldemort. He was always the one marauder who wasn't recognized as a hero he thought...maybe they would recognize him as a villain one day.

A summarry of Star Wars in chatroom style. The first chapter is mereley a taster of the INSANITY to come. Disclaimer: I do own Star Wars really, but George Lucas plagiarised it Kidding, George, you're entitled to your rights!

Another one of my insane little stories. Anakin can't find his master and so he goes looking for him all over Coruscant except where he might actually find him, of course. And why exactly does Mace wear a sithly hat? Warning: Content might be humorous...

Torment series, nr 4. Before any Special Deliveries or Games, there something because of which it all began. Jedi Masters Keey and Ilya, and Ilya's padawan Sele, on a mission together with Dooku and Qui-Gon. And Keey practices... stealing.

Have you ever wondered, what if? What if all the characters spontaneously died at random intervals? What if what we thought we knew...was boring and could have been better? Continue on to this random thing, and discover the undiscovered!11one

Insanity. Well, at least it's not very serious. Wedge reflecting on the events on Endor, and a few things that weren't included or explained in ROTJ. Well, GL did want to keep it family friendly, right? Review, please.

The biggest question for any Jedi:How do you get your Padawan to go to sleep? Each Jedi has a different, ridiculous answer, and as they seek to humiliate eachother, chaos ensues! However, much is gained including a new understanding of the force!COMPLETE!

My theory on the Night Mares in the Wayless Woods. I also included my theory on whether Basta died or not, because the Night Mare theory wouldn't make much sense if I didn't. Possible one-shot, unless people like my theories. Review!

Join Obi-Wan as he scours the galaxy on an unending quest for the most elusive thing the universe has to offer--love--and learns that, in the end, love is ALL YOU NEED--or so Anakin would have him believe. Obi/? ; Ani/Padme

When Obi-Wan fusses over the shortage of pancakes in the Jedi Temple, he sends himself, Anakin and Ahsoka to the planet of Dorin to get more. But trouble, action, and a brief man to man kiss follows. Final chapter is up!

Albus Severus Potter thinks about his name, and his future at Hogwarts. Did his father want him to be a Slytherin 'cause he sure named him that way. Part of a series of the next-gen's thoughts when they're on their way way to be sorted. Please review.

Major AU - The ninth story in the series. Angel #3 has been a bit distracted and Obi-Wan and her dark side Obi-Wan clone try to confront her about it. However, she isn’t the only Angel who has been distracted.

Major AU - Eighth story in the series. Angel #1 and #3 participate in a scavenger hunt created by one of their fellow angel sisters. Angel #3’s Obi-Wans and Angel #1’s Anakins are being neglected while the two angels are searching out clues.

Major AU - The sixth story in the series. Someone broke into Padmé Amidala’s apartment looking for a certain Jedi and it wasn’t Angel #1, #2, or #3. Much to the chagrin of their “neglected” clones, the Angels join in on solving another mystery.

Anakin's in for it when he agrees to go shopping with Padme. He deals with high prices, rabid shoppers, carrying bags, Getting Obi Wan back together with Padme's handmaiden, Shish Kabob again, and confronting his evil twin brother. New better Ending

AU. A all-new compilation of five things that never happened to a character, inspired by TheMuleteer's own series. Now up are Chapters 7 and 8 - Evil Sith Darth Maul! And a Special Collab Bounty Hunter Chapter!

A young woman comes on board the Death Star carrying a tablet that has magicall secrets that changes the death star for the worst including Darth Vader who gets turned into a 21 year old again. Please Review

One-shot. Sirius Black's thoughts after being arrested for the murder of his dearest friend, the pain of knowing that anyone could think he would harm James and Lily cut him deeper than anything. Lossely based of song Bleed I must be dreaming. Plz R&R

One-shot. Luke thinks about his father after Bespin.He tells himself that it dosen't matter to him if his father is dead or alive. He dosen't care.Is that an emotion of the Sith?Does he truly care if it is? Not a song-fic, loosely based of song IDon'tCare

Summary: Prattle: to babble endlessly. A two point vocab word. Nudge is over her talk show host dream and now wants to be a writer! Can she embarrass Max and Fang more then she did in Babble? FAX! And a little little little bit of Eggy...

One-shot. Vader thinks back to his times with his Angel...and he longs for the time when he can see her radiant sunshine again...Not a song-fic, loosely based off of the song 'Angel of Mine'. Very sweet, but sad. Please read and Review

One-shot. Vader thinks about Padme right after discovering Luke's identity...Even after all of that time, she still had a hold on his cold heart. Not a songfic, loosely based off the song 'My Immortal'. Please Read and Review:

After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.

It’s April Fool’s Day on the Death Star, and the stormtroopers are having their annual “how many pranks can you pull without getting killed” contest, using Vader. Many officers earned a promotion that day. R/R please! T just to be safe.

Emmett's out walking in the forest one day when he hears a strange ZAP sound and meets a tall alien figure who identifies himself as Jar-Jar Binks. Emmett's a bit...disturbed and confused. What is he doing in Forks anyway?

My name is Jenny. And my 2 goals in life are to find one who likes the bottoms of cupcakes and to answer ur book questions. And I do that by asking the charicters themselves. With the help of my bestest buddy Rachel -INKSPELL'D- We shall!

Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.

When Phineas and Ferb create a love potion to help Candace win Jeremy's attention, a frustrated Isabella tries to use it to get Phineas to finally notice her. However, things don't go exactly as planned....

Looking for a story mixing Twilight, Pendragon, Fruits Basket, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Star Wars, Digimon, The Three Musketeers, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, and a dancing cup of ramen noodles? Look no further! It's a crossover of epic proportions

Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...

The title is pretty much self explanitory but any way. Farid and Meggie find Fan Fiction Inkheart and decide to submit a story when something goes wrong and Farid gets into a romantic realationship that does not include Meggie.

massie is going out w/ derrington and she takes him to galwaugh to go horseback riding! but massie gets a little too competitive on the horses... she really "FALLS" for derrington! oh that was a good one! just R&R

So I am filled with pain. Losing both the Master and the Padawan, and I am the only remaining in this line of Jedi Knights. Obi-Wan Kenobi's point of view; his thoughts from walking away on Mustafar to Padme's death on Polis Massa.

He gave the best gift a person can give, Life. Life, the gift Dustfinger gave so freely to Faird. A death for a life. This is a story about what Dustfinger is thinking and feeling before he gives away his life in what he believes is The Perfect Exchange.

Luke tries to resist the Dark Side, save Darth Vader, defeat Palpatine and figure out a very tricky puzzle. Now a Luke Vader story! AU ROTJ throne room story that involves logic puzzles and how anger is bad for you. COMPLETE!

how do you know if you're so obssesed with the clique that you're going overbored?well i made a list! i am NOT making fun of people who love the clique because im one of them.i just made it randomly : first fanfic...please REVIEW! ONE SHOT

After the incident at the water park, Max let's the flock drag her to an amusement park. A whole new set of problems occur here. I mean, would you trust an 8 year old who likes to blow stuff up with roller coaster controls?

Luke and Mara moving into a larger apartment on Coruscant to accommodate their new baby, Ben. In the midst of moving, something is found that they would rather be lost; an appearance on the popular late night talk show, Leti Rediman.

All Erik wanted was to have a peaceful Christmas. He didn't ask anyone to join him and he didn't expect anyone to join him. Then, one by one, they began joining him. What was a Phantom to do? He barely had any presents...

CHAPTER 1 and 2 REVISED. We don’t know much about Han Solo’s family. So what happens when the Corellian Smuggler ends up bringing home the Princess for the holiday unexpectedly. From Han’s Point of view.

A one-shot story retelling Leia and Han's first kiss on the Millenium Falcon, from Leia's perspective. Leia has to choose who she really loves: between the nice boy and the scoundrel. Please read and review, this is my first one-shot!

The sad truth about the destiny of our chosen one, it was not destiny who caused the path to his fate to become so crooked, but it was his decision. The choice of the chosen one changed our fairy tale into a nightmare. One-shot Angsty. Anakin, Luke, Leia

Oneshot. Takes place between Attack of the Clones--Revenge of the Sith. Obi-Wan and Anakin enter a duel with Count Dooku--or do they? Funny, typical Star Wars style, a little bit of everything. Any fan will like it! R&R, please.

DH Spoliers It is his birthday today. He is 27 years old. I’m stressing the word old. I have just turned six so I am excited to see if daddy has a Power Rangers cake like I had. He doesn’t. He is a big disappointment.

Wonder what it would be like if various Movie characters all went into the big brother house? well now you can with this crazy story. No Flames! Includes a special guest Housemate. Please read and review.

Some time after the war, Luke, Mara, Corran, Saba, and some students go to a planet to stop a war between two neighboring planets. Things are not going well, when Mara makes a suggestion and Luke takes her by the word. No spoilers for NJO. R&R please.

After Starkiller died, Eclipse began fighting the Empire, leading the Rouge Shadow Squadron. But she can always feel him there, guiding her, and when Darth Vader finally fights her, she too becomes more powerful than ever. Prequel to Dark Galaxy Trilogy.

When Han tries to fix 3P0 after an "accident", Goldenrod starts to get confused. The result? An adventure to discover and understand the past, a meeting with newly discovered relatives, and a wish that will change the entire galaxy as they know it.ON HOLD

Anakin Skywalker's perspective as he turns from the Light to the Dark side, the pain he suffered for twenty-two years, and the final redemption at the hands of his son, Luke. OU/EU. CHAPTER 13 now up! NOTE: 12 appears to be 11, but 11 is new chap. R&R plz

Caution: This story has no plot or point to it in any way whatsoever. However, if you are interested in reading something completely random and pointless, then feel free to read this story. May even be more random than When Anti-Depressants Attack.

Luke Skywalker scares himself silly one night on Coruscant due to Vader's words and his over-active imagination. A short funny story with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and Palpatine. Humor Parody. Complete!

Pre ANH, Vader thinks about how similar Princess Leia of Alderaan is to Padme Amidala. He both hates and admires Leia. Mostly hate, he tells himself. Why? Because it reminds him of what he's lost. One-shot. Plz RandR, shadow of Ani/Padme.

After being forced by the flock, Max takes them to a water park. But at the park, many things happen. This includes Nudge hating chocolate for the rest of her life, Max making Fang really jealous and Angel laughing at every bad thing that happens to Max!

This takes place five years after the end of Inkdeath. Meggie is 18 and happily married to the inventor, Doria, who is 20. What happens when Farid suddenly comes back and kidnaps her? Farid may be a little OOC. Meggie/Doria. Rated T for possible violence

This story is based on Specials, the third book in the Uglies trilogy. This is what I wanted for Tally and Zane's relationship if Zane hadden't died. I hope you like it, please let me know what you think.

One-shot. During ROTS as Anakin chokes Padme what good is left in him thinks on what he's done...He is drowning. Not a song-fic, based off the song Drown by Three Days Grace. Angst. Please read and review, I beg of you!

You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!

POST ROTS. Vader thinks about the man he once was, and about the monster that he has become. Does he secretly miss the past? Yes. He's lost everything so it dosen't matter what he does now, does it? Wrong. One-Shot, not a Song-fic! Please Review!

As medic's work to save what's left of Anakin Skywalker, and make him into the mechanical, villan we all know after the events of Mustafar, Ani thinks of Padme. Angst. SHORT One-Shot. Please review! Loosely based on the song, not a song-fic.

POST ROTS. Obi-Wan thinks about the loss and deception of his padawan, friend, and the closest thing he had to family. Set after Obi-Wan gives Luke to the Lars. Not a song-fic, just based off the song. Please review if you read the story. One-Shot.

POST ROTS. About a year or so after the events on Mustafar, Vader fights with his inner Ani about if he misses his beloved Padme, or is glad that she's gone forever. Not a song-fic. Based of song by the band Three Days Grace. Angst. Please review: One-Sh

Its the first day of December - only a few more to go before Christmas vacation! But for Ned, there are still a few loose ends to tie up...dealing with new teachers, finding the best gift and saving Cookie from from Evelyn Qwong, the usual stuff ya know.

Vader thinks about his new life, and his old one. He is very much on his own now, and it's all his fault. Please Read, Enjoy, and Review....or don't enjoy, and well....yeah. SHORT ONE-SHOT! Sad...please Read and Review:

First off: DON'T EVEN READ THIS SUMMARY IF YOU HAVEN'T READ INKHEART AND INKSPELL! That said...Orpheus writes the words that will bring Dustfinger back, but when he reads them aloud, everything goes terribly wrong. 5 chapters. R&R.

It's here, Danny Sinclair and Allyson Miller's wedding. Everything is going perfectly until an uninvited gust shows up intending to kill them. Will Danny and Allyson's love conquer it or will they be doomed?

Obi-Wan thought that he and Anakin had formed a bond that would last forever. He had no idea how wrong he was until he stood on the Mustafaran gravel staring the sith in the eyes. Follow-Up to "I HATE YOU" but it could be read alone.

It's a sequel of "It's Just Plain Menace", but you don't have to read It, because this story is just a parody of Attack of the Clones. Visit my profile to read other parodies of the Star Wars saga that I made.

We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have seen the true horrors he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, but be warned...what you find may shock you.

Most Jedi like the light, but Anakin Skywalker is not most Jedi. A short scene between Anakin and Ahsoka. No real plot to speak of, just a short conversation and some of Ahsoka's thoughts on her Master.

Following his victory over the evil Vicky in Maho Mushi, Timmy sits back and contemplates how his actions have changed his future. With the help of his godparents, he travels 20 years into the future to see it for himself.

As a sequel to 'Queers are here,' after Dumbledore refuses to do stuff with Ron, Ron cheats. They break up and Ron will do anything to get a new boyfriend. Watch Potter Puppet Pals first! If we owned PPP, it would go something like this. COMMENTS R GREAT!

One-shot. Padmé's complaints of foot pain have fallen on deaf ears. Now Anakin must find a way to avoid explaining to Obi-Wan as he struggles through a day of training in the temple wearing Padmé's bright pink pumps.

Ivana D. Vorce, the most esteemed marriage counselor in London, is about to receive a visit from the wizarding world's most dysfunctional couple: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. What could go wrong?

It's Christmas time for the Potter Puppet Pals and Harry, Ron and Hermoine must save Santa when Voldemort tries to ruin Christmas. Make sure to leave comments! We wanna know what you think. MJ jokes were written before his death; no offense intended.

Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.

PRJF In one of my more off the wall creations, Casey and Lily contemplate various reasons why they can't be a couple. Some of the things they come up with are...interesting...to say the least. The reasons they come up with have nothing to do with them.

Snape, after a long while of deprssion, finally gets the antidepressants he needs but the Potter Puppet Pals find that they work a little too well. We own nothing but you should see Potter Puppet pals before reading this. Leave comments! We love em!

One day after Dumbledore returns from a mysterious place, the Potter Puppet Pals gang is in for a surprise! We do not own Harry Potter or Potter Puppet Pals, but you should see Potter Puppet Pals before reading. COMMENT! Jokes about MJ were made predeath.

Parody of A New Hope. Fluke Skyflopper's a lazy, mopey whiner, Leia is obsessed with the color white, and Darth Elevator blows things up for no reason. Sort of sequel to Revenge of the Idiots, but it can be read alone.

It's pretty much what the title implies. If Basta could tell the world a few things that are wrong with his life, he'd start off with this. It's short, it's dumb, and in my opinion pretty funny. So read it.

We all know what Quirrell had to put up with Voldemort living on the back of his head. But did anyone anyone think about what it was like for Quirrell or Voldemort? Warning: Includes Spiders, Wigs, Evil Subplots, and a twisted Soap Opera.

Title is self explanatory. Reviews are welcome, flames are FROWNED UPON! If you have published a similar story, and some of my methods are similar to yours, then i apologize, it was not intentional. Peace, Isabeau

Tally and David together a week after the escape from Dr. Cable. While in hiding they dwell on some what ifs. How will their conversation affect her usually dreamless sleeps? Post Specials not sure if one shot or to continue rated T for now

Title is self explanatory. If you have ever published a "how to annoy Basta guide" and any of my methods are similar to yours, I apologize, it was not intentional. Enjoy! Please, no flames, but reviews are welcome! :D

Christine's world is turned upside down when alternate versions of herself and Erik drop into her life. Can the alternate Christine convince her that she's making a mistake by choosing Raoul over Erik? EC, AU. 2004 moviebased.

Bowser has an evil plan: To control princess peach. This time, he succeeds, and Peach is now under Bowser's control. Read and review, or he'll control you too. Just kidding, but seriously, please review. Final Chapter up!

When QuiGon and Adi Gallia become worried about the growing relationship between their padawans, they decide to seek advice from one of the wisest jedi alive... Little did they know about the catastrophe that was to enfold.

The Childlike Empress always believed Bastian would return to her someday. But as Bastian grew older and suffered personal tragedy he forgot about her and Fantasia. Will he ever remember the girl he named? Can there be a happy ending for these two?

Attendence has gone down at the Paris Opera House and the managers are desperate for publicity. They decide to hire an Opera Ghost, but nothing can prepare them for the wild characters that answer their ad in the newspaper.

Thank you for ordering your very own 1971 Gene Wilder Wonka Unit! If you carefully read and follow the information so very kindly given to you in this user guide, then no problems whatsoever should ensue. Do enjoy.

[EDITED 05/2009] She always dreamed of having Derek. So, when she had him, why couldn't it be perfect? A story of love, loss and learning to deal. –– told from Emily's perspective; WARNING: Not a happy Emily/Derek ending

Ginny returns for her sixth year at Hogwarts without the trio. How will everyone take the news of their absence? Oneshot HarryGinny pairing that picks up in the aftermath of HBP. Written PreDH, now an AU fic.

Padme hears news of Anakin's death and is devastated. Is there any hope for her future happiness? Clone Wars Oneshot, A/P, pre-pregnancy. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN AND LENGTHENED! Take this as a preview of a much longer and better story still to come

The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.

Padme survives childbirth and now is living with her two small children on Naboo. She is alone with her children on Christmas Eve when they demand that she tell them a bedtime story. The bedtime story will be a Star Wars version of The Nutcracker Suite.

Basically, it takes place ten years after the movie ended. Lone Starr gains a new enemy, who resembles one of the old ones, blah blah... Can't say more, mustn't ruin the story. Should be quite funny, though... I hope XP