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America’s New Favorite Game

If you’re like me and you hate hipsters but love Halloween, there’s a great new website out there for you. It’s Halloween or Williamsburg, which may be my favorite game since Guess Her Muff [NSFW]. It’s damn hard to tell a hipster apart from somebody that’s overdoing it with their costume, but let’s play a little practice game. Pretend I’m Chuck Woolery from Love Connection.

“Did you say Halloween costume? Oooooooooooh, I’m sorry this hipster works at Foot Locker. Yes, at Foot Lockers in Williamsburg the referee shirts are colored like a rainbow and employees are also required to wear a vest and spandex combo.”

“If you said Williamsburg…………..you’re right! This young man is returning from visiting his mother in the hospital.”

“And finally, for the grand prize of a year’s supply of skinny jeans from American Apparel, if you said Williamsburg, I’m sorry. Sorry that you’re going to have more skinny jeans than you’re going to know what to do with! Of course, you could always turn the jeans into an art project decrying the gentrification of America!

This gentleman is about to take a very lucky lady out on a first date. Bet he at least gets to second base! Who wouldn’t want to get a piece of that brilliant mustache? That’s all for today! Join us next time on………………………..Halloween or Williamsburg!”