Odds of Getting In

The odds of getting in are high—easy—but low pay, at least at first; training at MegaGlop is key. If you get in the door early, get taken under the wing of a solid mentor, and constantly fine-tune your relationship-making skills, you'll have an edge over other competitors vying for spots at the top companies. If you're planning to work independently, congrats—you're already hired. Good luck.