There are two types of Christmas displays you can create with those dangly lights from the hardware store. You can hang a string or two on a bush or you can cover every inch of your home’s exterior with sequenced glitz that spells out the lyrics of “Jingle Bells” and blinks a tableau of Santa feeding a reindeer. Either option can be beautiful or ugly, depending on how it’s done.

/gēk/ n. A person of generally high intelligence capable of learning detailed information about how things work, why, and often how to make, fix, or improve them with a propensity for action in those regards...They gather in groups and have discussions over fictional worlds (and the possible sciences at work therein), the benefits of "open-source", or why ninjas are obviously better since they're fast and silent...those loud, drunk, stinky pirates would never know what hit them.... -Darvus Laan-http://geekdictionary. computing.net/define/geek /gēk/ n. informal. [usually with modifier] a knowledgeable and obsessive enthusiast: a computer geek -Oxford Dictionary Although an older definition refers to a carnival performer who eats the heads off live animals, no live animals were eaten at any time during the writing of the reviews on this site.