The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught

posted by colt -
Mar 28, 2019

With a name like the ‘Texas Butt hole Tickling Bandit’ it doesn't take much brain cells to know what he does after breaking in.

Caught by police on the January 5th, he managed to elude capture for three weeks. He has given male residents in the area a real tough time with his assaults, which were a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.

Police originally thought their suspect was homeless, however when they picked their man up he was actually wearing $4500 worth of Yeezus clothing, from who knows where.