failed US deportation orders by Elvis Parsley; mixing up the medicines by Sir X. Xxccaxee; gardening by Sir Pale Maccabee; shoe throwing by Mrs. Heathcliffia Mauls-Maccabees; Mrs. Mauls-Maccabees' press agents machine-gunned to death and thrown into a pit full of carniverous snakes by Sir P.M.; second coming of the Christ by Sir Pale Maccabee;

old lady-healing and water turned into a pretty decent Chardonnay by Sir P. Maccabee; Third World debt not helped by zillions being earnt by a certain former Bleatle for doing nothing much since 1970; new English blue cheese 'Macca 4 Me!' invented by Sir Pale Maccabee; 'Macca Tea' 'world's greatest drink', says an anonymous tea drinker from an Argyll farm estate;

shares in 'Macca the Miracle Publicity Milk' rise to a high of £12-67; fourth dimension 'close to being finally pinned down by me in my lab, like' by Sir Pale Maccabee; 'The Ballad of Me, Me and Me' by Sir P. Maccabee; quite superb CD cover designed by Sir P. M., and deserves to be shown in The Louvre; whole new revolutionary classical music brilliantly pioneered by Sir Pale Maccabee; when do I get to become a Lord, grrrrrr, by an anonymous knight of the Rotary Club]