14 Signs You're Playing Too Many Video Games

If you're starting to show any of the following symptoms, then you might want to put the controller down and go for a stroll around the block or call up some friends. Remember, some of your best friends don't need a power cord. Here are some clear signs you're playing far too many video games.
You're playing too many video games if...

...you've lost all the pigment in your skin.

...you're running out of places to store your games.

...you've laser etched crosshairs into your sunglasses so they look more like a space marine HUD.

...you've contemplated rewiring your car so you can drive it using a controller.

...you can't stop talking about video games even if your friends start shoving things in their ears.

...you can’t stop thinking about the best possible sniper positions, even when you’re in the bathroom.