Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Fart With Me

So I posed a question to my wonderful wife two days ago and I now ask you all the same question. The question is:

If a new pharmaceutical company came out with a new oral drug that eliminated farts for the rest of your life, would you take it? This drug has only one known side effect which is that once you take it, the next 6 months of your life, you would have the most rancid non-stop farts. I am not talking about your ordinary smelly farts; I am talking about the kind that clears the dance floor. These farts will prevent you from getting your next promotion or big raise. Families can be torn apart.

So would you take it? Is that too long for you? How about one month? You must realize that once your time is done you will be fart free for the rest of your life. Would you take it?

Jen said she would take it in a heartbeat until she heard about the side effects. She now thinks that it is not worth it because she would have to go into hiding. My brother Jeff and cousin Jason said that they would not take it even without hearing about the side effects. They just really like their farts. When they heard about the side effects they considered it because they thought that it would cause for a really funny six months but a dry rest of their lives. No pun intended.

As for me I like my farts and if I may close this with a quote from my very wise brother Jeff, "You have to realize that farts are Gods way of saying, Hey, wasn't that funny?"

3 comments:

I would never take such a pill. First of all, the gas needs to come out somewhere and if it doesn't, that causes for pretty bad cramps. Second, if the gas does come out then that will give you really really bad breath and no one will want to talk to you. Let's just say that gas has to come out somewhere. Plus, farting ain't that bad! But then again, I grew up with the Chapman boys... :)