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# Critical Hit Messages
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# 5000 series - men (including generics)
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{5000}{}{ and really hurts}
{5001}{}{. A serious wound is inflicted}
{5002}{}{ with no armor defenses}
{5003}{}{. The damaging attack knocks him unconscious}
{5004}{}{. The blow knocks him to the ground}
{5005}{}{. The strong blow to the head knocks him out}
{5006}{}{. The attack crushes the temple. Good night, Gracie}
{5007}{}{, death is instantaneous}
{5008}{}{, causing severe tennis elbow}
{5009}{}{, pushing the arm out of the way}
{5010}{}{, leaving a big bruise}
{5011}{}{, crippling the left arm}
{5012}{}{, leaving the left arm dangling by the skin}
{5013}{}{. That arm now looks like a bloody stump}
{5014}{}{, leaving a crippled right arm}
{5015}{}{. His right arm is pulverized by this powerful blow}
{5016}{}{ in a forceful blow}
{5017}{}{ blowing through the armor}
{5018}{}{, inflicting an extra helping of damage}
{5019}{}{ with no armor, knocking the combatant to the ground}
{5020}{}{ knocking the air out, he slumps to the ground out of the fight}
{5021}{}{. Unfortunately, his spine is now clearly visible from the front}
{5022}{}{ putting a major hurt on his leg}
{5023}{}{, knocking him to the ground like a bowling pin in a league game}
{5024}{}{, bowling him over and crippling that leg}
{5025}{}{, smashing the knee into the next town. He falls}
{5026}{}{. The intense pain of having a leg removed causes him to quit}
{5027}{}{ inflicting some extra pain}
{5028}{}{ causing blindness, unluckily for him}
{5029}{}{, and with no protection there, causing serious pain}
{5030}{}{, and blinding him with a stunning blow}
{5031}{}{. The loss of an eye is too much for him, and he falls to the ground}
{5032}{}{, sadly, he is too busy feeling the rush of air on the brain to notice death approaching}
{5033}{}{. Ouch! That had to hurt}
{5034}{}{, and he's not wearing a cup, either}
{5035}{}{ and without protection, he falls over, groaning in agony}
{5036}{}{. The pain is too much for him and he collapses like a rag}
{5037}{}{. He mumbles "Mother", as his eyes roll into the back of his head}
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# series 5100 - women
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{5100}{}{ and really hurts}
{5101}{}{. A serious wound is inflicted}
{5102}{}{ with no armor}
{5103}{}{. The damaging attack knocks her unconscious}
{5104}{}{. The blow knocks her to the ground}
{5105}{}{. The strong blow to the head knocks her out}
{5106}{}{. The attack crushes her temple. Good night, Gracie}
{5107}{}{, death is instantaneous}
{5108}{}{, causing severe tennis elbow}
{5109}{}{, pushing the arm out of the way}
{5110}{}{, leaving a big bruise}
{5111}{}{, crippling the left arm}
{5112}{}{. The left arm is barely attached to her shoulder}
{5113}{}{. That arm now looks like a bloody stump}
{5114}{}{, leaving a crippled right arm}
{5115}{}{. Her right arm is turned into hamburger by the blow}
{5116}{}{ in a forceful blow}
{5117}{}{ piercing through her defenses}
{5118}{}{, inflicting an extra helping of damage}
{5119}{}{ with no armor, knocking the female fighter to the ground}
{5120}{}{ knocking the air out, she slumps to the ground}
{5121}{}{. Unfortunately, her major organs have been exposed to the light}
{5122}{}{ putting a major hurt on her leg}
{5123}{}{, knocking her over like a bad blind date}
{5124}{}{, knocking her down and crippling that leg}
{5125}{}{, smashing the knee into the next town. She takes the fast track to the ground}
{5126}{}{. She screams in pain from the broken leg}
{5127}{}{ inflicting some extra pain}
{5128}{}{ causing blindness. She grimaces}
{5129}{}{, and with no protection there, causing serious pain}
{5130}{}{. The wound causes severe blindness, as if there is any other kind}
{5131}{}{. She faints from the blinding attack}
{5132}{}{, sadly, she doesn't get to pray to her gods before she meets them}
{5133}{}{. She takes it like a man. That is to say, it hurts}
{5134}{}{, knocking her to the ground}
{5135}{}{. Her childbearing days are in trouble as she collapses in a limp heap}
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# series 5200 - children
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{5200}{}{. The little kid starts to cry}
{5201}{}{. Unconscious, the small child falls over}
{5202}{}{. Ouchie!}
{5203}{}{. The blow is true, and the child is knocked unconscious}
{5204}{}{, smashing the small child around like a limp rag}
{5205}{}{. The left arm of this kid now has an owie}
{5206}{}{, throwing the small child off balance}
{5207}{}{, breaking that arm with a loud snap. Some serious tears start to flow}
{5208}{}{, easily snapping that arm like a small piece of candy}
{5209}{}{. The right arm starts to swell, like a balloon}
{5210}{}{, and starts to cry}
{5211}{}{ in a sensitive spot}
{5212}{}{. The attack to a vital organ knocks the kid over}
{5213}{}{, knocking the little kid over like a toy}
{5214}{}{. Now this young child will never really experience life}
{5215}{}{, inflicting a deep cut}
{5216}{}{. The attack bowls the child over, and breaks the leg}
{5217}{}{, inflicting great harm to the small child}
{5218}{}{. The young child looks up and starts to cry}
{5219}{}{, which blinds the youth}
{5220}{}{, bashing in the youthful looking nose}
{5221}{}{. A cut appears above the eyes and the blood starts to flow freely}
{5222}{}{, which opens an eye like an exploding grape. The child looks bewildered}
{5223}{}{ causing blindness. The young child drops to the ground}
{5224}{}{, the blow continues into the small brain}
{5225}{}{. The child looks confused and shaken}
{5226}{}{, knocking this young target to the ground}
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# series 5300 - Super Mutants
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{5300}{}{, hurting the mighty mutant}
{5301}{}{, striking a vital spot}
{5302}{}{, striking a vital spot and knocking the giant to the ground}
{5303}{}{. The giant mutant looks around for a moment, and then slumps to the ground}
{5304}{}{. The head explodes like a giant, bloody watermelon}
{5305}{}{, severely hurting the mighty mutant}
{5306}{}{, causing the giant to spend a moment cursing the universe}
{5307}{}{, striking a nerve and forcing the giant to grab his arm in pain}
{5308}{}{. The blow breaks the elbow and probably didn't feel too good}
{5309}{}{, breaking the thick arm and spewing mutant blood over the ground}
{5310}{}{, causing the giant to stumble for a moment and then collapse like a felled tree}
{5311}{}{, and gallons of viscera splurt to the ground}
{5312}{}{, sending the giant flying to the floor}
{5313}{}{. The mutant stumbles and falls, his leg barely able to support him}
{5314}{}{, striking a vital location. The mutant crumples under a broken leg}
{5315}{}{. The pain of a broken leg overwhelms the mighty giant}
{5316}{}{, nearly blinding the mutant}
{5317}{}{, blinding the now-furious mutant}
{5318}{}{, nearly blinding the mutant but throwing him off balance}
{5319}{}{. The blinded mutant stumbles back, unprepared for the next attack}
{5320}{}{, blinding the now-unconscious mutant}
{5321}{}{. The eyes of the mutant glow for a moment, and then the light fades - permanently}
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# series 5400 - Ghouls
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{5400}{}{. The ghoul is surprised, and fails to defend against this attack}
{5401}{}{. This blow buries this ghoul}
{5402}{}{. The stunned ghoul's hand flies open}
{5403}{}{, sneaking through his armor and striking a critical joint}
{5404}{}{, sneaking through his armor and lopping the arm off}
{5405}{}{. The ghoul moves the wrong way at the wrong moment, and loses an eye}
{5406}{}{. The ghoul is wearing no armor there}
{5407}{}{, and without armor, the ghoul is blinded}
{5408}{}{, causing the ghoul to look bewildered in his final moments}
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# series 5500 - Brahmin
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{5500}{}{, knocking the big beast to the ground}
{5501}{}{, stunning both brains and felling the giant animal}
{5502}{}{. The mutant cow gives a loud, startled cry}
{5503}{}{, breaking one of the Brahmin's legs}
{5504}{}{, seriously hurting the mutant cow}
{5505}{}{, easily penetrating the thick hide of the giant beast}
{5506}{}{, penetrating straight through both hearts of the mutant cow}
{5507}{}{, blinding both sets of eyes with a single blow}
{5508}{}{, blinding both heads and stunning the mutant cow}
{5509}{}{, completely blinding the Brahmin and knocking it out}
{5510}{}{, the large mutant bovine stumbles for a moment}
{5511}{}{. The Brahmin shakes with rage}
{5512}{}{. The Brahmin snorts with pain}
{5513}{}{. The Brahmin is most upset with this udderly devastating attack}
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# series 5600 - Radscorpions
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{5600}{}{, sending the Radscorpion flying on it's back}
{5601}{}{, separating the head from the carapace}
{5602}{}{, seriously damaging the tail}
{5603}{}{, putting a major hurt on it's claws}
{5604}{}{. The blow slips between the cracks of the Radscorpion's tough carapace}
{5605}{}{, striking through the tough carapace without pausing}
{5606}{}{, passing through the natural armor and knocking the Radscorpion over}
{5607}{}{. The Radscorpion cannot cope with a new sensation, like missing internal organs}
{5608}{}{, sending the 'scorpion flying and crippling some of it's legs}
{5609}{}{. The attack cuts through an unprotected joint on the leg, severing it}
{5610}{}{, seriously wounding and blinding the mutant creature}
{5611}{}{, penetrating almost to the brain. Talk about squashing a bug}
{5612}{}{, almost penetrating to the brain, but blinding the creature instead}
{5613}{}{. The attack is fiendish, and far too sophisticated for this simple creature}
{5614}{}{. If it was human, you would swear it's pretty pissed off}
{5615}{}{, knocking the poor creature senseless}
{5616}{}{, spiking the brain to the floor}
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# series 5700 - Rats
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{5700}{}{. The rodent's skull makes several unhealthy sounds}
{5701}{}{, squashing the rodent's skull like a wet paper bag}
{5702}{}{, and the left paw now looks a little flat}
{5703}{}{. The left paw of the rat is blown off}
{5704}{}{. The right paw is heavily damaged}
{5705}{}{, blowing the right paw off}
{5706}{}{. The rat is seriously wounded by this attack}
{5707}{}{, seriously wounding the rat and knocking it around}
{5708}{}{, splattering the rat across the floor}
{5709}{}{, crippling the right leg}
{5710}{}{, putting a big hole in the left leg}
{5711}{}{, doing some extra damage due to the sensitive location}
{5712}{}{, summoning this creature to the great ratcatcher in the sky}
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# series 5800 - Floaters
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{5800}{}{, the floater drops to the ground}
{5801}{}{, the floater falls to the ground, seemingly lifeless}
{5802}{}{, with serious consequences to the creatures continued existance}
{5803}{}{, stunning the foul creature}
{5804}{}{, hitting a sensitive spot there and stunning the floater}
{5805}{}{. The blow causes the floater to shudder violently in a spray of crimson}
{5806}{}{, the blow causing some sort of violent reaction in the creature}
{5807}{}{. The floater suddenly bursts into flames}
{5808}{}{ then it jerks wildly and quivers like a pudding surprise}
{5809}{}{, with the blow hitting a sensitive spot}
{5810}{}{. The creature is obviously agitated}
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# series 5900 - Centaurs
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{5900}{}{, pushed like a bad habit, the centaur falls over and is stunned}
{5901}{}{ as the blow strikes a critical spot}
{5902}{}{, causing a massive neurological failure}
{5903}{}{, stunning it with your violent attack}
{5904}{}{, crippling the arm}
{5905}{}{ striking a critical spot, and crippling the arm}
{5906}{}{, knocking the creature over and crippling the leg}
{5907}{}{, stunning the centaur as it is knocked over with a crippled leg}
{5908}{}{, blinding a head}
{5909}{}{, surprising the centaur. It blindly stumbles for a moment}
{5910}{}{, surprising the centaur. It collapses in a heap}
{5911}{}{, surprising the centaur. It collapses in a pile of goo}
{5912}{}{. The attack was not as effective as it could have been}
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# series 6000 - Robots
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{6000}{}{, inflicting some structural damage}
{6001}{}{, sparks fly and the robot goes momentarily out of control}
{6002}{}{, hitting a critical component and forcing the robot out of control}
{6003}{}{, hitting a critical component and causing a massive malfunction}
{6004}{}{. The robot attempts to compensate}
{6005}{}{. The robot strains to compensate}
{6006}{}{, hitting some key part and causing heavy damage}
{6007}{}{, inflicting heavy structural damage}
{6008}{}{, hitting a critical component and causing severe damage}
{6009}{}{. The robot shudders under this intense attack}
{6010}{}{, dismantling the robot}
{6011}{}{. The robot attempts to compensate, but fails, falling to the ground}
{6012}{}{. The robot strains under the pressure, falling to the ground}
{6013}{}{, breaking the sensor lenses}
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# series 6100 - Dogs
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{6100}{}{, knocking the pooch to the ground}
{6101}{}{, right across the snout}
{6102}{}{. The dog falls over, but it is still breathing}
{6103}{}{, the animal coughs up a splurt of blood}
{6104}{}{, crippling the leg}
{6105}{}{, crippling the leg. The animal tries to remain standing, but fails}
{6106}{}{. The blinded animal howls in pain}
{6107}{}{, neutering the poor animal}
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# series 6200 - Mantis
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{6200}{}{, knocking down this mutated insect}
{6201}{}{, which collapses}
{6202}{}{. The manti ponders whether to continue living}
{6203}{}{, crippling the limb}
{6204}{}{, causing the Manti to lick it's wounds. It holds the limb oddly}
{6205}{}{, bypassing the chitinous armor}
{6206}{}{. The manti shrieks and shivers must unhuman like}
{6207}{}{, which causes the manti to fall over. A limb is bent at an odd shape}
{6208}{}{, shredding the wings}
{6209}{}{, bypassing the chitinous armor and throwing the manti around}
{6210}{}{, blinding the insect with an accurate blow}
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# series 6300 - Deathclaw
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{6300}{}{. Even this beast seems fazed by that stunning attack}
{6301}{}{, slipping past the huge claws to strike the monster. The Deathclaw shakes and growls}
{6302}{}{. The result is massive damage to the Deathclaw's eyes}
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# series 6400 - The Master
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{6400}{}{, breaking past the bio-organic defenses}
{6401}{}{, causing the Master some serious grief}
{6402}{}{, breaking past the bio-organic defenses and putting the pressure on the Master}
{6403}{}{, stunning the Master with a solid offensive plan}
{6404}{}{, causing an overload of cataclysmic proportions in the Master's systems}
{6405}{}{. The attack against the Master seems to do less damage than it should have}
{6406}{}{. The blow gets by the bio-organic defenses, actually blinding the Master}
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# series 6500 - The Player
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{6500}{}{. You'll have a headache tomorrow, if you live that long}
{6501}{}{. Your armor provides no protection from this well-aimed blow}
{6502}{}{. You feel the pain for just a moment, and then darkness takes you..}
{6503}{}{, bypassing your armor. The blow knocks you off your feet}
{6504}{}{, the shock makes your vision go dark. After a moment, you notice that your vision has not returned}
{6505}{}{. You get a nice view of your body as your head sails through the air}
{6506}{}{. Surprisingly, the damage feels no worse than normal}
{6507}{}{, stunning you for a moment}
{6508}{}{. Feel the pain}
{6509}{}{. The attack leaves your arm useless}
{6510}{}{, slipping past your armor. The blow cracks the bones in your arm like deadwood}
{6511}{}{, bypassing your armor. Your arm now hangs limply at your side}
{6512}{}{. The bruise will look nice, and maybe the scars will make good party talk}
{6513}{}{, crushing your internal organs. All you can do is gurgle blood}
{6514}{}{, sending head over heels}
{6515}{}{, sending you flying and breaking your leg}
{6516}{}{, melting through your armor. The blow knocks you over and seriously hurts your knee}
{6517}{}{. The pain from your broken leg sends you into unconsciousness}
{6518}{}{. The painful blow makes you flinch, but does little else}
{6519}{}{. Unlucky for you, it also causes immediate vision loss}
{6520}{}{. It takes you a moment to wipe the blood from your eyes}
{6521}{}{, slipping past your armor. You stand stunned as your realize you cannot see anymore}
{6522}{}{. You feel a strange sensation in your head. You realize it's imminent brain-death}
{6523}{}{, making you cringe}
{6524}{}{. You cup your groin and fall to the floor in pain}
{6525}{}{. The pain is sufficient to knock you out. Ouch}
{6526}{}{. There are not enough words in the universe to describe the pain your are feeling at this moment}