1 General: {into phone} Mr President?2 General: We have a report from the scientists on that crash here at Roswell.3 General: Turns out it wasn't a Martian flying saucer. It was only a weather balloon. I guess the world isn't all that strange after all.4 Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!!

Of course in this timeline, the Allosaurus was the running mate for Franklin D. Roosevelt in the 1944 Presidential election,
and succeeded to the Presidency when Roosevelt died of cerebral haemorrhage just three months into his fourth term.

It was unfortunate that Roosevelt did not live quite long enough to see the end of World War II, but the Allosaurus quickly took command
and led the US forces to decisive victories in Europe and the Pacific.

And by the way, today, 5 December, is the Day of the Ninja. To celebrate, I have concealed 30 ninjas
in today's comic. See if you can spot them all.