Get Amanda Bynes to follow Eagles guard Evan Mathis on Twitter and there’s $500 in it for you

When he’s not waiting for Eagles training camp to start in just under a month, or ceremoniously pissing on the IRS Building sign, guard Evan Mathis likes to get jiggy on Twitter with his nearly 30,000 followers. Earlier today Mathis tweeted out an offer of $500 to anyone willing to complete a simple task…get Amanda Bynes, who’s vagina has yet to be murdered by Drake, to follow him.

Easier said than done, considering the amount of crazy flowing out of Bynes like cheap mustard out of a squeeze bottle. And yes, the offer is legit, according to Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicksfame, who reached out to the Philly lineman to determine the veracity of his offer. So if you’re hard up for some cash, are able to speak fluent unhinged celeb crazy talk, and can somehow convince Bynes and her horrendous wig collection to follow Mathis, $500 large is all yours.

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.