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Chuck Norris: The Man of Steel! Fun facts, please add to them...

1) When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to move above the horizon.
2) Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
3) Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
4) ?

What share you?

Thoth-Amon

Last edited by Arch Lich Thoth-Amon; 04-29-2009 at 06:23 PM.

Thoth-Amon, Lord of the Underworldand the Undead
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet

This wasnt true, until recently. He made 8th degree black belt God, confirmed in Korea, so therefore now has the power to tell the sun where to rise and set.

Thoth-Amon, Lord of the Underworldand the Undead
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
when Chuck Norris was told that kung fu was for kung fags Chuck Norris promptly headbutted all of the baldwin brothers in the stomach at once
they bought him a $200 gift certificate for Fridays, he has yet to use it

Chuck Norris has a black belt in Tang Soo Do that he learned while in the Air Force and stationed in Korea. Since achieving his black belt, he has been in no fights, only "point" competition where you win by points and not by skill.

But he sure makes it look good on film

"If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. If you want to experience the element, then get out of the vehicle...SKYDIVE!"

Chuck Norris has a black belt in Tang Soo Do that he learned while in the Air Force and stationed in Korea. Since achieving his black belt, he has been in no fights, only "point" competition where you win by points and not by skill.

But he sure makes it look good on film

Thats what he wants you to believe. He actually has killed over 78,434,006 people worldwide. The government comes up with various lies like, "Oh that was the swine flu", or "Tragic plane crash". For instance, that whole hurricane katrina thing....Chuck Norris sneezed

When the Universe attacked Chuck with an irresistible force and an immovable object, Chuck Norris Won!

Thoth-Amon, Lord of the Underworldand the Undead
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet