I can swing my sword, sword

You may be thinking, "ThinkGeek, what took you so long to come out with the Deluxe Diamond Sword?" Well, friend, here's the thing. Diamonds are a rare thing. It took all of ThinkGeek's employees' children all this time to be able to mine enough diamonds to make sufficient stock. (Just kidding, social services. Our kids are totally not unpaid miners... we're benevolent overlords, we swear!)

Replicating the Diamond sword from Minecraft (data value 276 to be precise), the Minecraft Deluxe Diamond Sword is an officially-licensed Minecraft product. It is made from sturdy EVA foam with blow-molded plastic details, which means the Minecraft Diamond Sword will withstand far more than 1562 uses. EVA makes the Minecraft Diamond Sword a sturdy tool, hefty yet with enough cushion that you'll feel comfortable using to slaughter a wide variety of baddies. And, of course, this is an officially-licensed Minecraft product, which means you're making Notch happy, too.