(swats at a fly buzzing around his nose, but unfortunately forgot he was holding the rolled up paper in his hand and stabs himself in the eye.)

"Ahhh!!! the pain OMG my EYE!!!.. AHHHH!!!"

(leaps from the floor and sprints straight ahead.... directly into a wall. A humanoid indentation now resides in the brittle plaster, still suffering from the sweatdrop slide from earlier... Nikle slides down the wall like a gelatinous goo, and puddles onto the floor. In his hand is a crumpled up piece of rolled up paper, completely dry and free of eye goo...)