The Pharmafist’s HONEST juice cleanse

Yes? Well that’s great, because as it happens, I’m launching my own juice cleanse!

Such cleanses are ultra-popular and expensive right now, so I figured I could make big, fast money.

But first and foremost, I wanted to create something that did not exist: a juice cleanse with honest health claims. Popular cleanses promise detoxifying, alkalizing and anti-cancer properties… but the people who sell them obviously don’t understand (or voluntarily exaggerate) what science really says.

So I took typical descriptions of various juice cleanses found online (shown below, with the red X on them), and I made them more realistic.

Get ready for an overdose of turmeric, ginger, chlorophyll and activated charcoal!