Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

"The males happily hop on the backs of the much larger females, who carry them around for as long as 80 days searching for just the right spot to breed. All the while, the males gently set the mood by pressing the females' chests with callus-like "nuptial pads" on their thumbs."

"Nuptual Pads". Now that would be a very stupid name for a rock band. But that froggie is so cute! I want to save one of those by keeping it prisoner in a tiny little aquarium in my room, only taking it out to pet it and tell it how cute it is!