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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Over Exaggeration At Play Here Today!

You humans are always making scenes, such drama queens. Do you ever listen to what you say? Sadly, the cat does at his bay. It is such a shame that you think you are tame.

I'd kill to have that.
Cops may be waiting at your mat.
Not something I'd say,
Near any donut shop anyway.

My foot is killing me.
Is it going on an ass kicking spree?
That must take skill,
To kick your own ass at your hill.

I hate his guts.
Poor poor mutts.
What did their guts ever do to you?
Maybe upchucked a little spew.

Those prices are sky high.
Wow, all the way to the sky?
That does impress,
I must confess.

My baby is the cutest ever.
My you are clever.
Wrinkly Oscar the Grouch,
On greatness he sure does encroach.

Never have I seen....
But you just did at your scene.
So can't say never anymore.
How's that for a brain twist at my shore?

He's on fire!
It must be dire.
Wait! He's one ice,
And being paid a hefty price.

It was a long day.
Really at your bay?
You managed to stretch it?
My, I'd like to know how to do that a bit.

That rat was fifty feet long.
Okay, that is just wrong.
Even I'd run away,
From such a scary display.

My pillow is as hard as a rock.
That is such a shock.
A rock is hard you say?
Who knew that at their bay?

Those are just some of many many many you humans blurt out as you scream and shout. I suppose you have to get your point across or others may be at a loss. Would not want to confuse in mass, instead just keep giving reasons to ridicule you to my little rhyming ass.

Iff I didn't speak English I'd know not the newsOpen the cupboard, head straight for the boozeI've been so busy "I'll tear out my hair""Bald as a billiard" who'd give a careBut tomorrow things will "be right as rain"I won't take the left I may end up in Spain

ha some of things we say are pretty astounding when you take it literallyimagine an alien trying to decipher our -isms and nuances, they might think we are in a trance with the way we play the language dance.

Personally, I think the term "over exaggeration" is a bit... er... over exaggerated. Not to mention somewhat redundantly repetitious in a repetitive way that tends to repeat itself over and over, again and again...

I'm trying to think about stretching the day...but it's try we always call days long or short, yet they really are the exact same length. Weird.We say 'pull the door up' - it means shut the door. How do you pull a door up?How about 'make your bed'? You're not really making your bed...

You have made it perfectly clearwe must listen carefully to what we hearwe exaggerate each and every dayhardly pay attention to what we sayAnother example of a great postyou provide a service as a blog hosttoday I will think about words I use& think carefully about expressions I choose!

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.