The Cabaret nightclub is where boys become men and women get in for free. There is even a Facebook page where you can "like" the mammary mecca -- but dads will have cover the two-drink minimum to get kids in.

Good Old Days Bar & Grill promises that it has the "Best head in town." While we're guessing this refers to its draft beer and not the Webcam tab on its homepage, eager pupils might want to bookmark this for later study.