Bullshire Police Attempt to Recruit Boy Racers

In a bid to attract youths and boy racers into its ranks, Bullshire Police have spent a reported £20,000 on a recruitment video aimed at those amongst society who like to modify their mommy’s car, sit in supermarket car parks all night and listen to what can only loosely be described as ‘Music’.

The scheme is the brainchild of a direct entrant graduate Inspector who only left university last year after achieving a 2:2 in ‘Computer Music Production’.

Not thinking that their degree would help them in any way, shape or form within Bullshire Police, the 21 year old Inspector jumped at the chance to record their own ‘Music’ backing track to this video.