Selena Gomez Disses Justin Bieber on Letterman: ‘I Made Him Cry’

There are a few things in this world we can all agree on: coffee should be hot, ice cream should be cold and the idea of Justin Bieber crying is really, really funny. There’s just something about the thought of his bottom lip quivering beneath the brim of that awful studded baseball cap that’s seriously amusing. Perhaps it’s because his, uh, “interesting” new fashion sense makes him look a lot like a giant baby. (A baby who’s trying too hard and too hip for his own good, mind you.)

Last night, when she appeared on theLate Show, Selena Gomez revealed she has made the Biebs shed a few (comically oversized) tears.

“He said something, and I said something, and I made him cry,” began host David Letterman, referencing the last time Justin appeared on the Late Show.

“Well then, that makes two of us,” Selena replied, flashing a grin.

Oh, snap! Selena’s hilarious jab at her famous ex earned her a fist bump from David — and it certainly seemed to endear her to the audience.

Confession time: I don’t really know who Selena Gomez is. I know she used to be on some Disney show (or was it a Disney movie?) and that she dated the Biebs for a number of years, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen her in anything. That said, she really seems to be on fire since she and Justin called it quits back in January. She’s been looking super fierce lately, and her edgy turn in Spring Breakers is earning her big kudos from critics and moviegoers alike.

And she certainly isn’t missing her ex — or being in a relationship at all. When asked about her love life on the Late Show last night, Selena said, “I’m single. I’m so good.”

You go, girl! I say that without even an ounce of irony. Selena seems to have her head on straight, and I expect to see good things from her in the future. As for the Biebs, well … that might be a different story.