Why this picture? Because when you search Getty Images for “Cowboys” this is one of the first ones that comes up and who doesn’t want to see Jerry Jones with two young ladies at a debutante ball in light of the recent images released of him cavorting with strippers. I’m sure these nice young ladies’ fathers are having a rough week worrying about what might have been.

Full slate of games this afternoon with — as far as the preseason goes — a couple of interesting matchups for at least the first quarter or however long the starters last.

We finally get to finally get to see Aaron Rodgers in action this summer and the Rams? Well, they have that ice bucket challenge for ALS drill down pat in case Sam Bradford’s knee explodes. This is already the third preseason game for the Giants who so far haven’t looked very impressive in their first two outings under Ben McAdoo’s new look offense and the Colts don’t seem like a team you can really get your grove back playing against. Reggie Wayne of course is still listed as questionable for Indy, but doubt we’ll see him today even though he’s supposedly begging to play at some point this preseason.

After spending the week getting to fights during joint practices with the Raiders under extra security thanks to a “gang concern” in Oxnard, the Cowboys should be tuned to play the Baltimore Stabbies. The Steelers and Bills have also practicing together all week, so it should be interesting to see if the familiarity translates into at least a watchable preseason game through the half.

Bucs-Dolphins, Cards-Vikings and Falcons-Texans are for the diehards and getting home at 2am and falling asleep to whichever one is rerunning on the NFL Network.

@nyccine I had been making so many jokes about Tommy Wiseau that I totally forgot about the original post, and your comment threw me a bit. Although I would pay a bazillion dollars to see Tommy Wiseau’s Man on Fire.

1: Bro posted a picture of a porn star
2: People criticized him (somewhat unjustly)
3: Bro went on a rampage of unfunny, uninteresting posts where he played the victim.
4: Bro still used “Dat Ass” as a compliment.
5: Bro is boring and preseason football is boring and this world has nothing left to offer to anybody.

Having been personally attacked by Sill over the last few years many times and watching him follow a pattern of becoming ever more belligerent to others commenting and some regulars to the point where people call him on it, then him apologizing profusely and blaming it on low T level, divorce, alcohol, alcoholism, what ever is next, etc., I don’t really need it. He claims to be a Quaker and trained as a scientist, but his first and last resort are viscous personal attacks, Ad Hominem, that last for hours, even days, and references to wikipedia, which in my experience is not the resort of either. While I can certainly be an asshole, I try to be a civil asshole. I just don’t want to deal with this, and in my opinion makes the site a worse place. On the other hand he is obviously quite intelligent and can be a nice guy when he so chooses (I also agree with him on many things, sometimes I have even been attacked for that), it’s just I’ve seen this cycle too many times. For once I even agreed with nycine: “Sorry, KSK isn’t supposed to be your internet hug box. This was a sight that took a picture of a random NFL fan and created a drunk, racist, girlfriend-beating caricature; Hines Ward was turned into a Charlie Chan stereotype for our amusement; and to this day Ben Roethlisberger can’t be mentioned without everyone rushing to figure out how to work yet another rape joke into the comments. At this point, I can’t even distinguish between you being normal and you being in total meltdown, going-to-have-to-post-yet-another-lengthy-apology-about-going-over-the-deep-end mode. I get that you have problems, and I have no desire to demean that, or get into some dick-waving contest over which Kommentor has the worst life experiences, but none of us gets to come in and demand everyone else change everything to accommodate their hang-ups.” Most people here don’t seem to mind this behavior at all, so I guess I’m am in the minority on this.

Yeah, I have post-Sciano hopes for a little better QB stability and plans taking advantage of V-Jax’s size and ability. He was fantastic in SD for Rivers, so I think I was banking on his upside there versus other WRs that were around him at the time. Thankfully, it’s just a mock draft.

Yeah, RB is definitely the weakness. I was drafting with a .5 PPR in mind, so Woodhead is a good mix-in for that. I can’t remember who else was around in Round 2, but for whatever reason I wasn’t high on any of them at that point and just went with Ellington. Not my favorite mix, but it was a worthwhile mock.

I’m guessing you took Manning first and then Ellington with the 2nd and Thomas 3rd. Any reason you wouldn’t go to Stacy or Morris in the 2nd round? I’d take both before Ellington, maybe Bernard as well.

You know, if you want to play tight end in the NFL, I would still probably recommend playing football instead of basketball. Because football is played in the NFL, and basketball is not. Just a thought.