If Cindy Crawford was an espresso maker, she'd be this one. But it doesn't only look great, it makes some pretty badass espresso. If you want the lucky guy or gal to think about you every morning, get them one of these.

From the indie noses over at CB I Hate Perfume, Winter 1972 smells like you hopped a DeLorean back to hippie-era Berkeley, stormed the library for Leaves of Grass, and bottled the air as you pulled the book off the shelf.

For Coney Island connoisseurs, or just dudes with a love of rare wood, the stock of this limited edition set of tables comes directly from the demolished boardwalk from that famous New York monument. Also, it's a damn fine-looking table.

To paraphrase our pal Yeezy, "What's that phone case, Margiela?" Yes, yes it is. So does your iPhone really need a leather sheath and shearling interior? Probably not. Will it thank you every time you drop it behind the bar at 3a.m. after one too many whiskeys? Count on it.

By their nature, bike helmets look lame. Protection rarely equals hip. But this exclusive polycarbonate piece from Bianchi by Gucci mitigates the shame that comes with protecting your dome. And with it, you'll be looking like Downhill Racer-era Redford instead rather than some Tour de France wannabe.

From yacht-cruising billionaires to overextending rappers, the Audemars Piguet is the standard in luxury watches, brilliantly crafted and eye-popping gorgeous. This tome chronicles more than 130 years of excellence, from the finest pieces to the painstaking process it takes to make them. Be classy and pop it on your desk for inspiration.

No one is going to notice that your lighter is nearly $700. But in that moment, when you sidle up next to someone, flick at the ready, and they say "Hey guy, cool lighter," you'll have an excuse to flaunt your find. Don't be shy about it.

Nothing says Inappropriate High Life quite like a game room. And what better game to put in that room than the secretly athletic, coordination-challenging game of ping-pong. This minimal, black-matte table is as sleek as they come.

The wax-whizzes at Diptyque have had us burning this baby down to the wick's nub. It smells like an old cedar shoetree that's been spritzed with a little amber. When ours is soon bone-dry, we'll be repurposing that ceramic Pan-etched container into a penholder.

Part of a new breed of light and powerful "ultrabooks," the Zenbook not-coincidentally looks a lot like a Macbook Air. That's quite all right, though, because it's a smidge lighter and more powerful than the Air, and at a couple hundred bucks cheaper, a hell of a lot more giftable.

Unless you've got NFL-ready measurables, gripping and throwing the official league football can be a bit unwieldy. Upgrade your backyard performance and style all at once with this handmade pigskin, designed specifically for laymen hands and crafted with artisanal care. Matching leather headgear sold separately.

For titillating pictorials of the world's most famously scintillating women, there's no better place to look than the photos of frequent _GQ _contributor Ellen von Unwerth. Billed as "fashion and fetish in a female fantasyland," _Fräulein _features the supermodel-turned-super-fashion photographer's work with the likes of Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Carla Bruni, and many more. This is one coffee table book you'll want to keep in your, uh, study.

If there's one area in which the litany of Android phones hasn't been able to match Apple's stalwart, it's the iPhone's rock-solid quality feel. The born-again RAZR changes that, with a body made of diamond-cut aluminum, a Gorilla Glass screen, and a kevlar back. This isn't just a top-of-the-line gadget; it's a veritable luxury phone.

For the urban lumberjack in your life who just can't get enough of his favorite heritage brands, give them the all-American gift that keeps on holding gifts. The Filson stocking is, appropriately enough, made of 100% wool buffalo plaid and is sherpa-lined, to keep your stuffers extra toasty. Of course, such a stocking requires equally heritage contents: a Woolrich blanket, maybe, or an Alden belt? Just a thought.

Look, you've seen and heard enough about classic cars: Older cars had more style, we used to drive uphill both ways to school, whatever. Cars Now! invites you to instead take a look at the cutting edge of automotive technology, and from the go-kart insanity of the KTM X-Bow to Tesla Motors's all-electric vision of performance motoring. There's plenty to love about the contemporary car-scape, and it's all presented here in 480 glossy pages. It's so bright, you might need shades.

Jim Meehan, author of The PDT Cocktail Book, on the vodka cocktail snobs can get behind: "Vodka used to be prized for a total lack of character. Thankfully, that's not true anymore, and spirits like Karlsson's have reinvigorated the category with bold expressions of the base material they're distilled from. You can actually taste the new Swedish potatoes."

Pok Pok chef Andy Ricker picked up a James Beard award for bringing awesome Southeast Asian food to Portland. Even if you're nowhere near the PDX, you can still pick up his drinking vinegar—a perfect blend of sweet and sour that turns into refreshing sodas when you add sparkling water, and a kick-ass cocktail when you add some booze.

Is there a better gift than 12 great wines you've never heard of? Corkscrew owner Laurent Chapuis is serious as hell about his stock—the whole store is 58 degrees year round, and he was preaching _terroir before most American wine merchants knew how to pronounce it. There's no Yellow Tail on his shelves, and nothing mass produced. Ask for one of their famous Terroir Sample Cases, _and ship it to whoever's been really, really nice this year.

You already have a Sodastream, right? For a better tonic than damn near anything you'll find on shelves, add a half-ounce of this syrup to a glass of sparkling water. Jack Rudy is handcrafted in Charleston, SC with lemongrass, orange peel, and none of the citric acid and high fructose corn syrup in the 7-11 stuff. Just try not to drink it straight.

Kevin McKenna of Louis/Dressner, one of our favorite wine importers, on his favorite find of 2011: "Arianna Occhipinti's SP68 Bianco from Sicily is a wild and unique expression—a blend of Zibibbo (Muscat Alexandria) and an old local grape only found in her region. She's 28 years old and already a superstar. This wine just solidified her status."

You may never make seared loup de mer with porcini, sweet potato puree, figs and jamón Ibérico, but reading Daniel Humm's ingenious recipes alongside Francesco Tonelli's full-bleed photos is as intoxicating as a 10-course wine pairing.

This Family Reserve pepper sauce—made from the best hand-selected peppers and aged in oak for up to eight years—is usually reserved for, well, family and friends. Maybe that's a marketing ploy, but this stuff is so goddamn rich and delicious we don't care.

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of their stainless line, All-Clad made a few small tweaks (like making their handles more comfortable) which means that the best cookware in the world just got a tiny bit better. This is the year to buy some for the serious cook in your life—especially if they cook for you.

A holiday ham isn't exactly a new idea. But when the pork is Mangalista, you're giving the people something new. The hairy, 300 lb. pigs are ugly as hell in life, but their meat is unctuous, earthy, and unlike anything you've ever tasted. And yes, the stand comes with the ham.

There's a reason you see Chilewich woven place mats in stylish bistros, gastropubs, and bars across the country: They're cheap, low-maintenance, and they add a dose of understated class to any table. And don't be shy about the wood-on-wood look—just go for the color that's a shade away from the surface it will sit on.

Forget the Wine of the Month Club. This is the sophisticated dude's club, where you'll learn which fromage goes with chocolate, and which goes with chutney. Wait, what's chutney? Here's your opportunity to find out.

Let's imagine, just for a second, that those 2012ers are not wrong. What would you rather be packing on the post-apocalyptic road than Dirty Harry's pistol, with updated mechanics? And if the earth continues spinning, you'll still have a gun as timeless and stylish as Clint.

This is the not the cheap Daisy BB gun you picked up on a lark at Wal-Mart. The HW35E is a fully functional German-engineered .177 caliber rifle that operates on air. Forget plinking at tin cans—this thing can take out empty magnums of Champagne.

Whether you're hunting for fresh chanterelles or something to dry out and smuggle into Burning Man, this has knife will make clean work of the stems, and the bristles will take care of any residual compost or cow shit.