In response to Switzerland's decision to make downloading of copywritten material legal, I'm planning to stage a new "Boston Tea Party," intercepting the next shipments of Swiss products coming into American harbors and dumping it all overboard! The chocolate goes first, then the army knives, then any other Swiss products we find (especially actresses and models... they look better wet anyway! ).

But we need good disguises, so we won't be recognized... and Native Americans have already been done. So what disguises should we wear to our Boston Chocolate Party?

I'm all for Tron costumes, so they'll know it's an online protest. Besides, those black colors and piping can be very slimming. Anyone have any other ideas?