Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Rare Specimen: A New Yorker Acceptance

I love Ann Beattie stories. I taught them once in Freshman English in the 1990s. Here is an acceptance she got after 13 straight rejections over the course of 21 months*:

November 1973

Dear Ann Beattie:

Oh, joy...
Yes, we are taking A PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP, and I think this is just about the
best news of the year. Maybe it isn't the best news for you, but there is
nothing that gives me more pleasure (well, almost nothing) than at last sending
an enthusiastic yes to a writer who has persisted through as many rejections and
rebuffs as you have. It's a fine story, I think — original, strong, and
true.

Roger Angell
Editor,
The New Yorker

*Courtesy: The New Yorker and the World It Made by Ben Yagoda (Scribner, 2000)

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Guess What?

After 15 years of rejections (most of them posted here along with all the rejections you've sent me over the years), my novel is getting published by a literary press. Little third-gendered me will soon have a book you can read for yourself and see if the hundreds of rejections were misguided or not. For more on the matter, read this post and this one too.

People Magazine Picks Miracle Girls

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