September 2008

September 29, 2008

I have had Falcon's FLEX sitting on my 'to watch' pile for like a couple years (the pile is pretty big as you can imagine) and so while it was raining this weekend and I was bummed about the economy and the election, I hunkered down with some hunks and spun through a few flicks, FLEX included.

The video, from Falcon's Jocks line released a couple years ago, centers around the mythical O'Farrell's Gym where Falcon exclusive Kane O'Farrell runs a place for body conscious men to get worked out - inside and out.

O'Farrell is a horn dog and is in command here and you can tell he's having the time of his life getting to pillage all the hot guys that come into his gym. Plus, he photographs well (he's on the box cover and that alone kept it on the stack all this time) and he's got an Irish accent that for us midwesterners gives a hot guy just an extra added sensation - like whipped cream.

The best pairing in the flick (and worth your time to suss out if it exists as a stand alone scene on one of the pay per view X sites) is the second one between, Alex Rossi and Erik Rhodes. These guys are big, handsome, built and totally into each other. So much so that I watching it got a little rocky (the ultimate compliment since I watch a lot of porn). There is some cringe-worthy dialogue with them discussing how big their biceps are and how great their abs are, but it's rare when I hear good dialogue in porn and to some degree at least this was original.

The rest of the flick, directed by Chris Steele back when he was working there, is fairly decent featuring some muscled bodies and fine sexual action. Thankfully there's none of this "I'm a straight bodybuilder but I'll deign to let you touch me' kind of crap; no, these guys are into each other.. yum!

Anyway, the flick stars Falcon Exclusives Kane O’Farrell, Erik Rhodes and Tyler Marks. Also starring Jason Hawke, Ace Hanson, Jason Kingsley, Pete Ross, Alex Rossi, Jason Spear and Solo. You can find it for sure at http://www.falconstudios.com or possibly just the one scene through one of the other online services.

September 28, 2008

So I get things in the mail and sometimes it's from the gay porn mainstream and sometimes it's from random companies that I never knew existed. But I love my job because I get porn in the mail and I get to watch it. Sometimes it sits in a pile forever, sometimes I look at it immediately... I do what I can.

Recently I saw a pretty terrific flick that is from one of those companies that I've never heard of, and man, was it hot. It's called HUNG VACATION and it's from a company called Blue Lagoon. The guys don't speak English but they don't need to. it's subtitled, but even so the guys are really worked out, almost eerily handsome and they are really into gay sex. If they're straight, they're really great actors. Being a guy who finds it impossibly hot when two goodlooking and muscled guys kiss and have sex, this was a treat for me. Let's be honest, I haven't met a reviewer in this industry yet who doesn't fast forward through some of the stuff they're sent partially due to time constraints of trying to cover as much as is humanly possible but also because, well, some of it just isn't their/our thing.

HUNG VACATION is different. This is one of those examples of not knowing or having ever met (or unlikely ever to) the models. This keeps the focus on a. what they look like and b. how good the sex is rather and a. oh I know him and b. what's their latest attention grabbing scandal? Studio 2000 used to send me this kind of porn all the time and it was always so great.. but somewhere along the line they stopped sending to me altogether (whatever I said, I apologize! LOL)

Anyway, HUNG VACATION is filled with guys with enormous cocks (cut and uncut), there is a lot of everything done with great passion. www.bluelagoonmovies.com for more info on the flick!

Also out: In this political season, accusations of flip flopping go 'round and round with regularity but in SPLISH SPLASH from Buckshot it's actually a good thing as all the guys take turns in top and bottom roles. It's the latest from director Kristofer Weston that features a host of youngun's, one more delectible than the other including the always sexy Mason Wyler whose smile can cause an erection at 20 paces. At least for me. Anyway, the cast is rounded out by Jonathan Lowe, Guy Parker, Max Schulter, Jherrad Lopez, Andrew Blue and David Dakota. You can find it by clicking on the box cover to the left.....

.... and if you like enormous cock, check out Hot House's KING SIZE featuring HH exclusives Kyle King and Ross Hurston as well as Dean Phoenix, Rafael Alencar, Mike Roberts, Colby Keller, Scott Tanner and Josh West. Sort of enough said, right?

September 27, 2008

So most of you probably know about this cool little site called Cafe Press where you can go to design and sell your own t shirts. It's a great way for a small businessperson to be able to offer cool products and now, you can own your own Porno Bingo tee with the legend 0-69 printed on the back, a shout out to our favorite number! The link is to the left right now but as this entry gets shoved down the list, you'll have to find it this way: www.cafepress.com/willclarkworld

Now I don't know about you but the porn companies are already gearing up for 2009 with a slate of calendars and the first one to reach my mailbox is the Titan Men calendar featuring a gorgeous photo of exclusives Dean Flynn and Rick Van Sant on the front cover and drool-worthy exclusive Eduardo (who's beautiful butt shot deserves some serious worship over the next 12 months) graces the back. In between? 13 seriously hot Titan Men who'll make the end of the first decade of the 21st century memorable. You can pick up a copy for yourself at www.titanmen.com

Titan Men and Raging Stallion Men and Jet Set Men and ok most porn stars (including New York's Mike Dreyden!) will be out in force this weekend in San Francisco for the annual Folsom Street Fair but for those of us "left behind' (waaah) there's a little fun for us here with the start of the bi-weekly Dance 208 Saturday night dance. Tonight it's Fire Island Classics and features DJ Randy Bettis spinning from 9pm to 1am. It's at the Center located at 208 W. 13th Street. www.gaycenter.org for full info.

Ok that's enough for today.. more soon and remember our Porno Bingo premiere on October 1st!!

September 25, 2008

So here's the deal... I have Will Clark profiles on LinkedIn, Plaxo, My Space, Facebook and this blog and I am starting to feel as though all I do in a given day is update these sites.

I'd love your opinion.... in this technocrazy age, how does one keep them all updated and not lose their frickin mind? And now someone suggested Twitter too which to me is like a speed addicts dream station because it demands no more than one sentence at a time.

Thoughts? Suggestions? Make a comment here or write me at WillClark1 at aol.com (not putting it as a hyperlink because who needs more spam?? )

OK so I've just gotten home (relatively speaking depending when you read this and just uploaded photos.. geez, doing this as a blog rather than through Front Page on an HTML page sure is easier.. I don't know why I didn't do this before!

Before I go any further, I am embarassed to admit that I don't think I publicly acknowledged that my friend Woody over at Jet Set broke land and air records last week to get me copies of BIG DICK SOCIETY that featured last week's Bingo star, Barrett Long (www.xxxamateurhour.com) .... flog me hard (or maybe as a punishment, don't!) for the misstep (Woody tells me that he'll be thinking of some way to 'make up for it') :)

Anyway, this week we raised nearly $450 that will go towards scholarships for the Federation of Gay Games whose next big game is in Cologne, Germany in two years, start saving now! Along the way our fab bingo bitchtrix Amanda Takehometomother called a couple games and we were joined by actor Paul Outlaw (All the Rage, 1999, Strand Releasing) and Sy Boccari from Naked Highway.. We watched the NH video that premiered on Logo this past weekend (although we got the unedited version.. hot!) and the newest video from Solange as well as clips from past Gay Games and All the Rage. All in all, lots of fun!! Plus the Gay Gamers brought in tshirts and hats and Unity books from New York's 1994 Gay Games and two very unique Ken dolls dressed as olympic skaters.. much fun. Seen: MRS, Rowan, Bingo Princess Andrew, Evan, John, all the Tonys, Brent, Tre Xavier, promoter Joe Fiore and lots of old friends who are either visiting or have moved here temporarily (yes I'm talking to you, Andy) :)

It's late, I'm beat and going to bed, more porn news coming up in the next day or so as I continue to explore the whole blog thing... this weekend is Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco and the final Sea Tea of the season here in New York.. if you can't find something to do whereever you are, you aren't looking.. don't you know that love is all around no need to waste it?? OK I'm punchy, more later. ZZZZ

September 24, 2008

Tonight at Porno Bingo we’ve got a fun little show lined up for you .. in addition to our “bingo bitch” Amanda Takehometomother, we’ll have a few folks on hand talking about various projects they’re doing .. and you yes you you lucky dog you can win the chance to call a game with Will! Details during the show tonight but wear a clean t shirt because you never know if you’ll be the one who’ll be up in front calling 0 69!

Part of the fun tonight will be seeing some videos, the latest from Naked Highway http://www.nakedhighway.com which just debuted last Sunday on Logo as well as one from Solange courtesy of our pal Peter from Fly Life Music http://www.flylifemusic.com and then our beneficiary for the night, the Gay Games http://www.gaygamescolonge.com folks, are bringing in some footage from the past two games and there’s a little surprise for Bingo regulars but I won’t spoil it here.

Anyway, Porno Bingo is tonight, Wednesday September 24th from 8pm to 10pm at Pieces located at 8 Christopher Street in the heart and soul of the West Village. http://www.piecesbar.com for full information.

I'm also happy to be able to pass along news that Rick and Peter and the Team Eagle http://www.teameaglenyc.org have raised over $80,000 over the past six months ... congratulations everyone!

Meanwhile, Peter over at Fly Life asked me to pass this along and why would I not? If you, like me, love Jennifer Hudson, her new album hits stores in just a week but you can catch her latest webisode here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXw3N-9p4_o

Speaking of all things internet, my friends at Manhunt passed this homage and so I’m passing it along to you.. it’s with dolls so it’s just like the Karen Carpenter Story but you know, no one dies of anorexia.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97GLIuHg-bY

In other news, San Francisco’s star videographer Mr. Pam has moved to New York to work for Lucas Entertainment and the word on the street (that is, by ‘street’ I mean our pal Mike Dreyden who shot his first flick for the company) is that the shoot out on Fire Island went well so that sounds very good!

And speaking of Fire Island, a New York filmmaker is seeking LGBT home movies from the 1970s for a project he’s doing:

“Seeking LGBT Home Movies from 1970s! Unique opportunity to contribute to the preservation of LGBT History. Award-winning filmmaker, Roland Tec (All the Rage, We Pedal Uphill, Defiance) is making a documentary about Gay artists in the 1970s, specifically in New York City and on Fire Island. If you have home movies (8mm, 16mm or Super8) that you would feel comfortable contributing (either anonymously or credited) to a feature length documentary film, please contact Roland directly at: rolandtec@pinkplot.com”

And because I love film so much my LA friend Harry passed this along: that Polaroid is back in the instant picture business! As you know, Polaroid announced this year that they would no longer make their signature instant photos, but what we didn’t know (at least I didn’t) that it would be replaced by something even better.. give it a looksee:

September 23, 2008

It was with a happy heart that I read the news late last week that Chi Chi LaRue is opening up an adult boutique in the middle of West Hollywood which will naturally sell her videos along with erotic toys and magazines. I'm sure that there'll be more things and I assume that they'll sell dvds from other companies too.

The establishing of a 'brick and mortar' store, for me, signals a much welcome trend- the return of the brick and mortar store - as in a place where people interact. In person. Buying porn. Might I dare hope that the online shopping trend might be waning and that while people might not NEED to shop at an actual store they may, you know, WANT to? It's like I'm looking forward to the day when gay men go back to the bars. Sure, we don't NEED to cruise for sex in a bar (you can find it much more easily online) but maybe we will see the value in WANTING to meet people in person or, you know, make some new friends.

Frankly, I think Chi Chi has the right idea and I could see a day when there is a chain of his stores across the country replacing the crappy little stores, you know the ones in your city, the ones on the far side of town that make you feel icky about being gay and wanting to rub one out with a hot video featuring hot guys.... replacing that feeling of shame with nice, new state of the art stores that celebrate our sexuality.. and not just gay sexuality, but human sexuality. Oh yes I know that's all high faultin' sounding and all and the cynics among us will say 'oh she's just trying to turn a buck" but while that's the aim of any business (I reject this notion that just because we're gay men that porn is supposed to be free .. where did this even come from anyway?) Chi Chi is also "selling" the idea that there should be a fun and fabulous place to go to get off, and it doesn't have to be your computer.

Might I dare hope that Chi Chi's far future plans might include getting into the theatre business with A or a chain of XXX rated theatres across the country? Could be the future, you never know.

Margaret Cho has always seemed like one of those people who gets riled easily but that's part of the awesomeness that is the notorious Cho.... and last night she went into overdrive after receiving numerous complaints about her not being Christian enough (regarding some comments she made in her blog the day before about Sarah Palin). www.margaretcho.com/blog

I don't want to reprint the entire thing here but go go go to her site and give it a read, it'll set your eyes on FIRE. If you werent' planning to see her on tour before, now you have to go simply to support and give this woman money for being outspoken about all the fake Christianity that goes on in our country.

September 16, 2008

This is how far behind I am.. I'm just now not only getting the July 2008 issue of Cybersocket where my old friend Mickey Skee plugs this website and blog, but I just read it today!

For those of you who missed it, here's the text (hey, shameless self-promotion is what blogs are all about, right?):

"The longest continuously published gay porn blog hails from the well-worn keyboard of Will Clark, a blogging veteran who has been writing about his life in the adult industry since he started out in 1995. he has now retired from film appearances, but still chronicles the industry. His new site, Will Clark World replaces his previous site and also archives information about the Bad Boys Pool Parites,his ever-popular fundraising event. Besides publishing one of the industry's longest running newsletters, Will also maintains My Space pages at http://www.myspace.com/willclarkworld and http://www.myspace.com/pornobingo . Before he began blogging, Will Clark had already been a regular contributor to publications such as Unzipped, the New York Blade and (International) Leatherman."