The Two Irises

The Two Irises

Iris is dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. She sacrificed herself to save her best friend, Panda, then exploded inside her time-travelling bus.

On Earth in the year 2108, the North Bloc and the South Bloc teeter on the edge of terrible nuclear war. The fate of the whole world rests on a not-very-good disco in Spain. One run by the dastardly alien Naxians…

Iris Wildthyme is as dead as a doornail. But her new incarnation is going to have to get stuck in. Poor bloke doesn’t stand a chance.

Written By: Simon Guerrier

Directed By: Gary Russell

The Two Irises was the fifth release in the Iris Wildthyme audio series. It was the third story in the second season. It was written by Simon Guerrier.

Iris saves Panda’s life by making and feeding him a Bat’s Milk Cheesecake.

The Iris Hilary Wildthyme (the male version) is a projection generated by the bus.

The male version of Iris mentions “his” former companions Tom, Jenny and Martha as well as Bernice Summerfield.

The male version of Iris and Panda attend a party thrown by the Roman Emperor Caligula in Rome during the 1st century. However, Panda claims that The real Iris would never be associated with a madman like Caligula, no matter how good the party was.