Graduate Certificate in Partisan Hackery

Interested in a career in the political sphere but see no need to invest in the antiquated principles of tact, negotiation, and morality (all of which seem to be going by the wayside in today's world)? Consider UWT's new Certificate in Partisan Hackery: a post-baccalaureate certification endorsing an individual's skills and specialization in the arts of bloviating, demagoguing, and being all-around disingenuous.

Hear from guest speakers such as disgraced former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (via video chat) and the reanimated corpse of Niccolò Machiavelli as you learn how to expertly make enemies out of political opponents and mock opposing ideas regardless of merit.

Graduates and one-time prospective students have gone on to careers at a wide variety of institutions such as the Florida Governor's Office (since 2010) and The Washington Times.