This poor little girl sitting next to Virginia Tech football coach Frank Beamer is sobbing uncontrollably, possibly because she has been seated next to Frank Beamer. Never forget: »1/25/15 3:16pm 1/25/15 3:16pm

We're rolling through the top 25 of the coaches' poll. Today's first preview is the Virginia Tech Hokies. Brought to you by deadspin commenter, FrankBeamersGoiter. Known in the real world as Jonathan Dean. Ten days to college football kickoff. »8/18/08 12:30pm 8/18/08 12:30pm Loud whispers out of Blacksburg mention that Sean Glennon could *FINALLY*…

Approximately 500 women attended "Frank Beamer'sLadies Clinic" last Sunday, an event organized by Virginia Tech's head coach to inflict some of the local gals with a shot of Hokie pride and, according to Beamer, "get some of these ladies to talk a little football and say some things up in the stands that would impress… »7/22/08 9:15am 7/22/08 9:15am