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Hello friends, if you are reading this topic, you are either a True Christian™ or a filthy, dirty slut. It is the latter group that I am directing this towards and would like to make clear that any time I use the word "you" or any variation thereof in this article I am addressing the whores reading this.

STEP 1: GET A KJV BIBLE AND START READING IT
This is, inarguably, the most important step to stop being a dirty little fornicator. You need a reason to stop spreading your legs for anybody that gives you a smile and a $5 bill. Well, True Christian™ men have done the research and the facts speak for themselves. No other religion or morality system tells you not to be a dirty harlot. In fact, the only way you can get the pure, unadulterated (pun-intended! ) Truth™ about what happens to whores is by reading the KJV 1611 Bible and following it to the LETTER. Just take a look at some of this important scripture from the book of Proverbs concerning your deathstyle choice:

"To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words; Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God. For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life." Proverbs 2:16-18

"Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death." Proverbs 7:25-27

"Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell." Proverbs 9:16-18

You see, not only are you going to Hell, every single man you've ever fornicated with will be there too! All because of your whoredoms. And before you get any ideas just remember that Hell is a lake of fire where you will be too busy burning in agony to be doing anything else so just get THAT idea out of your head, you filthy slut.

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

STEP 2: STOP FORNICATING
The second step in our little program, which absolutely cannot be done without doing the first step, is to STOP FORNICATING. Its really that simple. In fact, I want you all to try this little exercise while you're reading this. Take your right leg and cross it over your left. Go on, try it, I'll be here when you get back.

OK! Now, assuming you're not some sort of Godforsaken cripple, that should have been pretty easy, right? Well, believe it or not, that's all you have to do to stop fornicating! Keep your legs closed! I know this is probably an alien concept to you little strumpets, but trust me, it works! Now, if you successfully completed the leg crossing exercise (those of you who didn't, keep trying! Maybe you'll get it one day.) then you are ready for our next exercise. I want you to go a whole day without getting yourself all spread eagle'd. If you can manage to do that, you should notice that your amounts of fornication for the day have dropped 100%. If you can't manage to do that, well, then just keep trying! Or accept the fact that you are a hellbound slut, I guess. Your decision.

STEP 3: DON'T GET YOURSELF RAPED
Honestly, this pretty much ties in with step #2, but a lot of girls seem to get confused as to whose fault a rape is. It is your fault. You shouldn't have been wearing that skimpy clothing, you shouldn't have been getting drunk at a frat house, and you definitely shouldn't have been giving lapdances to strangers.

STEP 4: INVEST IN A GOOD CHASTITY BELT
It is an indisputable fact that most fornication occurs when a women doesn't have a plate of steel between her ladybits and a tallywhacker. Therefore, the best way to stop fornication from occurring is to invest in a good chastity belt! Now, unfortunately for hygiene purposes, you probably do need to get one with openings in the front and back. That's why I'm trusting you ladies to buy one that you can't even get your pinky finger through the openings (might as well stop two sins with one belt, right harlots?).

Also, make sure you buy one that uses a key, and not some sort of combination locking mechanism. You simply can't trust yourselves, you little harlots. That is why you need to give the key to a man (not a woman, they'll know what you're going through and can't be trusted with the responsibility) you can trust completely, like your local pastor. If you don't have a local pastor (and I have no reason to suspect you do, you filthy whores), then perhaps Landover's very own Rev. Jim Osborne would be willing to help. He runs a ministry for troubled young women, and though I really hate to advertise for him and increase the poor man's workload, somehow I have a feeling he would be willing to hold onto your belt's key and possibly even fly out to you so he can supervise you and help fill you with Jesus's love when the satanic urges feel like they're about to overwhelm you.

That is, as long as you've been reading the KJV 1611 Bible and have been following all of the 600+ commandments in it.

Now, let me leave you with just a little bit of scripture to get you inspired.

"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7

EDIT: Please ignore the fact that I can't count. I'm a woman.

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"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

Praise Jesus Sister for your witness to the filthy whore! Have you considered a detailed biography of how you ruined so many lives?

The responsibility for my lost years as a degenerate rectum chaser lies squarely with the 15 year old slut that seduced me in my freshman year of high school. Walking home from school, it was under an overpass that she asked me if I had ever "chased the dragon" and before I knew what had happened, the slut had her legs around me and our loins locked together in sinful union.

More whores, many of them much more mature and coaxing me into wicked "techniques", more opiates and narcotics and soon I was swinging both ways, always searching for any available orifice to "explore". And finally a full blown sissyqueer happy as a top, bottom or both at the same time. Sordid depravity that I regret.

But it all began with one young slut. Praise God that your experience will save even one fallen harlot from ruining more lives!

STEP 3: DON'T GET YOURSELF RAPED[SIZE=4][SIZE=2]
Honestly, this pretty much ties in with step #2, but a lot of girls seem to get confused as to whose fault a rape is. It is your fault. You shouldn't have been wearing that skimpy clothing, you shouldn't have been getting drunk at a frat house, and you definitely shouldn't have been giving lapdances to strangers.

This point needs to be repeated. I do not know how many women who do their best to force men to rape them and then claim to be the victim. Listen ladies; if you put on a pair of engineer boots, wear baggy pants, a jacket and put your hair up under a cap you are just asking for it! You have no one but yourself to blame if you go slutting about dressed up like a teenage boy. That's just looking for trouble.

Thank you all for your kind replies! It is an indisputable fact that fornicating harlots are the number one reason people get sent to Hell. Just look at these alarming statistics!

49.7% of the world's population are women.
0.001% of the world's population is True Christian™ (and that is a very generous estimate).

That means that 49.699% of the world's women are Godless heathens, and 100% of those women want nothing more in life than to drag as many innocent men as possible with them towards the fiery pit of Hell!

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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Praise Jesus Sister for your witness to the filthy whore! Have you considered a detailed biography of how you ruined so many lives?

I don't know Brother Harold. Do you think people would be interested in reading something like that? It might help win a few more souls for Jesus.

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"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

Praise Jesus Sister!

Exactly. Not only to save the filthy whore, but prevent the fall to prostitution and disgrace in the eyes of God in the first place.

What caused your fall Sister? An awkward moment on the playground? A sleepover without parental supervision? Fumbling in the dark at the movie theater? Playing "Twister"?

Praise God that you have abandoned your sin as we know how God feels about the filthy slut.

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"Son of man, cause Jerusalem to know her abominations," Ezekial 16:2

"I have caused thee to multiply as the bud of the field, and thou hast increased and waxen great, and thou art come to excellent ornaments: thy breasts are fashioned, and thine hair is grown, whereas thou wast naked and bare." Ezekial 16:7

"I decked thee also with ornaments, and I put bracelets upon thy hands, and a chain on thy neck." Ezekial 16:11

God loves the woman and admires the beauty of His creation. He even gives the lesser sex baubles to wear as He knows they are easily entertained with foolishness.

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"But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was." Ezekial 16:15

"And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so." Ezekial 16:16

God's careful grooming and love of the simpleton woman wasn't enough? Overnight, the conceit and vanity has her servicing every man that walks by? Just trying to understand what happens when a woman chooses to shun God and spread her legs as a slut.

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"Thou hast played the whore also with the Assyrians, because thou wast unsatiable; yea, thou hast played the harlot with them, and yet couldest not be satisfied." Ezekial 16:28

ALL of the Assyrians and still not satisfied??

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"They give gifts to all whores: but thou givest thy gifts to all thy lovers, and hirest them, that they may come unto thee on every side for thy whoredom." Ezekial 16:33

Is it the gifts that keep the prostitute in her trade?

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"Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:" Ezekial 16:35

"Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thy filthiness was poured out, and thy nakedness discovered through thy whoredoms with thy lovers, and with all the idols of thy abominations, and by the blood of thy children, which thou didst give unto them;" Ezekial 16:36

"Behold, therefore I will gather all thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto them, that they may see all thy nakedness." Ezekial 16:37

"And I will judge thee, as women that break wedlock and shed blood are judged; and I will give thee blood in fury and jealousy." Ezekial 16:38

From an innocent relationship between father and daughter to the point that He will smite her for her wickedness. So sad.

"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

it guided my recent dressmaking activities, and I hope to be witnessing on the dancefloor very soon with garments that I will be handing out to harlots Genesis 3:7 but I also seem to have made capes for whoremongers (they are matt black, so that no-one will be able to see them) but I can't escape the possibility that Satan will pervert my good intentions, and can't stop seeing the lifestyle thou hast described

I need something in this void

..thought the soap might cleanse me (and that I could make some) but am anxious

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Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot

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Originally Posted by kuribeibe

What is a harlot? Something as bad as a goth? Or worse?

I would like to add that harlots also bring bastards into the world, which is abominable before God, and commit pedophilia on them by breast feeding. More reason that God commands us to burn pregnant harlots.

Genesis 38:24 Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.

Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) 2A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Now please stop stalking me and try to stick to the topic of reforming harlots.

Here is more proof that laying with a harlot is a one-way ticket to Hell.

"For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." Proverbs 3:5

Though a harlot's mouth may be smoother than oil, remember she's walking a path towards eternal damnation!

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"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

If this picture and the others are from when you are unsaved, why do you still use them for your profile?

Are you sure you aren't a 50 year old dude sitting in his stim chair with his {} hanging out?

I happen to know that Philadelphia is NOT a big modeling city either. So how'd you get picked up by the wires from a 2ndary outlet?

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Proverbs 6:16-19

"A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish." Proverbs 19:9

"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." Matthew 24:24

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

Friend, I freely admit I have a past and am working towards Salvation. But rather than worrying about me, why don't you worry about your own immortal soul? I've included some scripture you may want to think about.

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"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

If this picture and the others are from when you are unsaved, why do you still use them for your profile?

Are you sure you aren't a 50 year old dude sitting in his stim chair with his {} hanging out?

I happen to know that Philadelphia is NOT a big modeling city either. So how'd you get picked up by the wires from a 2ndary outlet?

I just love how you call us the intollerant ones, yet you are the one who won't let her past lay. God has forgiven Lycia for her past sins. She has turned her life around and is living according to the KJV Bible, yet YOU won't forgive her for her previous sins. I realize that you atheists think that you know better than God, but how can you call yourself tolerant when all you really want to do is drag people back into the gutters that they have crawled out of? It makes me sick that you have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who wants to straighten their lives out. Instead you give drugs to addicts and condoms to perverts and call that "tolerance".

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