Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Denny’s restaurant is currently airing a commercial to advertise their new bacon-themed promotion1. They’ve got seven new menu items featuring bacon, and they’ve invented a celebration around the whole thing. So, what has Denny’s called this “sacred festival of bacon”?

Yes, they’re calling it Baconalia. It’s pronounced almost exactly like Bacchanalia. If you know that term, you’re already shaking your head in disbelief. If you don’t:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to Denny’s to get drunk and sex up some breakfast food. With a name like that, I’m pretty sure they’ll have to indulge me.