Even after being exposed by pro ho Jenna Shea on the night of the National Championship game, ex-Lousiville baller Peyton Siva still got a tearful “yes!” when he dropped to one knee and got his proposal on to long-time girlfriend Patience McCroskey.

Suffice to say, Patience’s mama named her VERY appropriately because Peyton hasn’t cashed one NBA check yet, much less been exposed to the harem of hoes that hover around professional ballers, and she’s still going to marry him?!?!

We might have put homie on some sort of marriage 10-day contract before agreeing to a long-term deal, but we digress.