look away from your monitor. now back at your monitor.now back away.now back to your monitor.sadly, it isn't your monitor, but if it stopped being a tiny ipod and switched to a bigger screen, it could look like one.look down, look back up. where are you? you're in a computer lab with the men who also need internet access. what's in your hand? back to your monitor. it has it, a link to a funny thread on that forum you love. look again. THE THREAD IS NOW DIAMONDS.anything is possible when your monitor looks like a monitor and not an ipod. I'm on a horse.

My easter basket. Yeah... I probably should have eaten that candy a long time ago...

SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

A phone that's out of battery... stupid thing, can't even manage a conversation of more than 5 minutes before the battery is depleted.

:)

You are carrying: - a slightly paranoid Android- two left feet (not my own)- a still unfed and very hungry hippo- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.