Welp, ready yourself for this one. Here’s a throwback to what this same exact spot looked like back when we purchased the house:

Oh yes. That is indeed a piece peach-colored laminate countertop mounted over thin air (as opposed to, oh I don’t know, cabinets, because that would be odd). Know you’re loving the kitchen carpet. Oh, and how ’bout that pink hallway? They say pink is flattering. I’ll take their word for it.

I’ll get a current shot of this view to share soon. In the meantime, you should probably stop looking at it. It could probably make your face freeze like that. ;)