QANTAS Airline staff said to be repulsed by new John Travolta in house video.

According to Australia’s Daily Telegraph, Qantas alumni are said to be cringing with disdain pursuant to a new in house video featuring John Travolta. So disdained in fact that they have begun to call into question his veracity as a ‘real’ pilot and accused the actor of demeriting the airline’s professional acumen.

That said, we urge you to take your seat back, buckle up your safety belt and watch carefully as your ‘captain’ sends you a warm welcoming as we commence our taxi to the runway. Barfbags can be found under, above, to the left and the right of the passenger sitting next to you in the event you should need one…