Howdy, FilmDrunkards. This week, in conjunction with Bananaz, a documentary about virtual cartoon band Gorillaz, the trailer for which you see above, I’ve got a prize pack to giveaway. Bananaz will premiere tomorrow – Monday April 20th – for free online at Babelgum, prior to theatrical and DVD release.

From 2000 to 2006 director Ceri Levy filmed alongside the creators behind the scenes, from first drawings, animations, music and the musicians, through to the faces behind the voices of Murdoc, 2D, Noodle and Russel Hobbs. Made with the spirit of collaboration and madness that is Gorillaz, Bananaz also has appearances from many of those who occasionally pass through this virtual band; Dennis Hopper, De la Soul, Ibrahim Ferrer, Dangermouse, Dan the Automator, D12, Bootie Brown and Neneh Cherry.

Last week’s comments of the week winner (which I will name below) will receive a Gorillaz price package which includes: “Demon Days” CD, “Gorillaz” CD, G Sides CD (b-sides from “Gorillaz”), D Sides (b-sides from “Demon Days”), Gorillaz Demon Days Live DVD, and Phase One: Celebrity Take Down DVD (music videos, shorts, special features). Let’s get this party started with the runners up, shall we?

Disclaimer: I realize this post is kind of long. Sorry, you bastards were on fire this week. You have my permission to skip to the end to see the winner if you like.

Burnsy says: Lindsay’s ideal mate is white, skinny and served on a mirror.

Fek’lhr says: Do you know what to do when you are out hiking in a forest, and you come upon Lindsay Lohan laying on the ground crying, clutching a clown mask, claiming to have been raped, and that both of her legs have been broken? Change the batteries in your GPS, because you are OBVIOUSLY walking in circles!

“Hey guys, it’s 1990 calling. Um, just wanted to check in and see if you cock apes could return my beer commercial at some point? Thanks.”

Yes, no one does it quite like Chodin. And before I name the winner, one more miscellaneous funny, from the Terrence Howard thread:

FistfulOAwesome says: I have to dig a lot of things after I attend a Poetry Slam.

Which brings us, finally, to our comments of the week winner. I can’t tell you this was the cleverest thing I read all week, nor the least obvious. But damn if it didn’t make me giggle like a stoned sixth grader. From the WOLVERINE WILL JAM YOUR GAYDAY thread:

Crapbasket says: WOLVERINE WILL JAM YOUR GAYDAR… right up his ass!

What can I say, folks, comedy doesn’t have to reinvent the wheel. So send me your address ASAP, Crappy, you lucky, obvious, hilarious, simple bastard.

Oh man, Maxwell Demon and his Twilight Candies made me puke with delight. Awesome shit everyone. I’m back for this week.

04.20.09 at 12:17 am

John Wayne in a Devo Hat

First, I would like to thank the other comment makers for outdoing themselves once again at being less funny than me. I would also like to thank Marilyn Chambers, Moses, and Abraham Lincoln. Keep laying that pipe you magnificent dead, rotting cock suckers!

04.20.09 at 12:39 am

Burnsy

I really feel like my funny has been in the shitter lately. I’ll try harder.

04.20.09 at 2:00 am

MaxwellDemon

@boPa–cry me a fucking river, the prize is “Demon Days” yet I still get beat? Whatever. I belatedly realized that, at the risk of stepping on my own dick, the proper joke is “Abstinence candy should never come in a box.” I’ll be telling that one at the PTA meeting, along with Fek’s joke about Lohan. Damn, that was awesome.

Meanwhile, the actress’s mother and stepmother were reportedly involved in a sweaty, third-world wrestling match

Q: Can you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL what Khurshid Begum is cooking!?!?!?!?

A: Yes. From three villages away.

04.21.09 at 2:20 pm

Vodka

Same post, Donk takes the long way to the promised land…

Donkey Hodey says:

Speaking of terribly racist…

Mumbai police are trying to figure out the names of everybody involved in this scandal and fear it may be quite some time until every last one of them is found. A spokesman for the police told this reporter “Don’t worry, we’ll get them, it’s only a matter of time before we connect all the dots.”

i should really start checking to make sure someone hasn’t already nominated the ones i’m nominating

04.22.09 at 11:33 am

Vince Mancini

Donkey, on fire:
It’s a good thing mormons aren’t racist or anything, otherwise somebody might find issue with the fact that the enemy of the beautiful vampire who’s so white he fucking sparkles is a bunch of dangerous, feral minorities.

Huh, I had no idea Apatow was married to her. She’s pretty good looking, too. I desperately hope that his life imitates his art and that every time they have sex, she’s wearing a bra and granny panties with a dime-sized hole cut in the crotch.