You know you're AFGHAN when.....

Your refer to your dad’s friends as Uncle ( kaa kaa Jaan)..
Your parents say you’re becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble..
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash dishes
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer…
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out…
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you’re in the next room..
You have at least thirty cousins…
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it’s normal!
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport..
You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house…
You say bye 17 times on the phone..
When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your relatives back home..
Your parents don’t realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls!
Your mother does everything for you if you are male!
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female!
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