He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
Thomas Jefferson

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Heidi found the pit bull

a dog was found near the iowa river. it was approximately 6 months old, dead and missing its head. while the authorities are busy looking for the head, trying to figure out if the dog was dead before the decapitation and the person responsible, the pit nutters have declared the victim to be a "pit bull".

the victim is likely a pit bull given the law of averages, ie violent fucktards have really taken a shine to pit bulls but other breeds of dogs are tortured and killed every day. i think it's funny how they say i can't identity a pit bull with its head, yet the nutters can identity a 6 month old headless body as a pit bull.

I'm wondering how well they can estimate the age without a head. It seems like a headless boston terrier and a few others could pass for a 6 month old pit bull, but that wouldn't help with the "victim" status they want.

Sad about the dog, but as you point out, pretty damn funny about the pit bull advocates. Nobody can identify a pit bull for sure once the dog has done something heinous, but a dog missing all the pit bull features seen in their head? No problem! (LOL!)

As for tattoos... I'm thinking of the full sleeve, neck and face tats you see on pit owners. And somewhere in that inky mess you’ll find some goat heads, satanic pentagrams and anarchy symbols. Not so much the fire helmet over a medical caduceus or the tribal band with a badge or star with "T & C PD" in the center. (T & C for Taze and Cuff – not to be confused with “TLC” :-)

Maybe I’ll get a tattoo someday… a tat of a pit bull turned paws up with its tongue hanging out, with a smoking double barrel laying across it. Any artists out there? I need an avatar for my profile ;-)

Craven, I almost threw up from laughing at this post. The nutters tell us we can't identify a pit with a head but lo and behold, they must be superhuman to be able to identify a pit without a head. At least it ain't quite as ugly.

I propose we come up with a formal name for the pit nutter logical system. I can't think of a snappy one off hand. The characteristics of it is that of a pseudo-science. Their system of thought is so flexible that it can take any information at all and use it to strengthen their hypotheses. It cannot be falsified in their minds. If something can prove everything, then it actually proves nothing (paraphrasing C. Hitchens there).

DubV said..."I propose we come up with a formal name for the pit nutter logical system."

'Pitthetic Dementia?'

A conjugation of Pit and ‘thetic,’ (assertion/dogma,) with a loss or reasoning and orientation through various pathologies, 'dementia.'

Persons suffering from Pitthetic Dementia can recall prescriptive talking points for the purpose of justifying beliefs, but have lost the ability to reason independently or accept rational conclusions in conflict with these beliefs.

HIGHLY recommend it, and its short too. A philosopher discusses what bullshit is and why it is often worse than lying. Not to give much away, but lying at least recognizes a truth that is being transgressed. Totally applies to what we see here.

Can I make a suggestion? Given recent posts, perhaps a blog page open to just self-defense tactics and recommendations. It will be educational and draw nutters like a free spay/neuter clinic next to a meth house.

I live in Nebraska near Omaha. I saw this on the news last night. It didn't happen that far from us. We've got a massive shit bull problem here.The whole time, I was wondering how they knew it was a pit bull. The pit nutters are always telling us that nobody can know any dog is a pit bull without doing a DNA test. But how does anybody know it's a pit bull if it doesn't have a fucking head? I call bullshit.

I’ve come up with a term to describe an inability to identify a pit bull, or belief that a pit bull cannot be identified by appearance, or a reciprocally irrational belief that a pit bull can be identified when viewing only remnants of a dog.

‘Pitplexia’

Pitplexic Disorder is a symptom and diagnostic indicator for Pitthetic Dementia.