GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

theyre only the happiest because 90% of wives are prescribed antidepressants for no reason. im not even joking, they hand that shit out like candy.

my aunt (mormon), pulled out her pharm bag, and she had zanax, zoloft, vicodin, and like five other bottles. other than being a hypocondriac, shes fine. i dont get it.

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We global, travel the bubble duckin trouble
Don't make us get the bury body shovel
We vicious, dumpin' bodies in ditches
And runnin pimp game on these punk ass bitches

are you kidding me? NO! New England is the most liberal region in the US. When was the last time you equated "no I don't need you, I can do it better myself" with liberalism? I believe that mentality prevails only in the the great states of the west, like Montana. New England would love the government to take care over everything.

Do you have any idea what would happen to paper if you put it in a furnace? you would RUIN it!

you don't have to be a socialist to want more gov't. have you been to new england? I live in MA and know what I'm talking about. When you continuously elect someone like Ted Kennedy, that should give you a clue as to how we are aligned.

Do you have any idea what would happen to paper if you put it in a furnace? you would RUIN it!

ok, I just actually took a look at the full list of states and lost all credibility in this. there's only an 8 point difference from happiest to least happy. this is such a subjective thing to write about.

"We do have a forum. But you're not allowed. Breeder."
-Arabian on gay skiing forums.

Specifically the international district... the Asians be minorities dawg... no one cares about them as they are no citizens (/sarcasm)

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

Which state has the greatest ratio of hot girls to guys for the slayable poon.... and obviously Utah wins with their hot as hell Mormon daughters.

I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
-beckywhe2

GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person

Yeah, not quite sure why Mass. is on there... there's a reason they call us Massholes. (It seems like this is more true in Boston, and the suburban towns, not so much the towns in East Bumfuck Mass. like where I live)

You only live once, it is about the adventure not the destination. - Entity

Bullshit. Doesn't Utah have double the National Average of Suicides per year because of Mormons fucking up everyone's life and enforcing intolerance and bigotry throughout the state? I doubt the survey factors in dead people.

You know you were drunk when you wake up and find a facebook video the next morning of yourself jumping into a bush, fucking up your ankle and rolling around on your driveway screaming "ahhhh my ankles are broke, I'm tanner motherfucking hall, my ankles are broke" ~auddie~

What they're saying is that all the people who would have made the unhappy rate go up killed themselves and our unable to participate in the survey, so there's more happy people than unhappy people participating.

Also, lol at your avatar

motherdrizzlinSL: no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.