The only mystery on this gosh-darned website is why you are three days behind on posting. Hello? Are you duct-taped to a chair with a racquetball in your mouth trying to dial 911 with your big toe, or are you just lazy?

Get on it big fella or I’m going to send a gang of pipe-hittin guidos to motivate you.

Duct-taped would have been more fun than how I’ve been spending my time.

I decided to export my Google Contact list just in case they go belly up or forget who I am. It turns out that because they don’t have ‘First Name’ and ‘Last Name’ fields that they parse the name and decide anything before the first space is ‘First Name’ and then rest is ‘Last Name’. This is less than ideal. So I had to go thru all the names and_add_underscores to fool it into getting the parsing right.

Besides nobody reads blogs on the weekends unless they are stuck in a blizzard and can’t get to the slopes.

Fear not, tomorrow’s blog is all tee’d up and ready to go first thing Monday am. And it’s a real keeper, don’t miss it!