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2 Be American
2 Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia
2 Shiites earlyer check in at hotel, so decide to gets airport bar
2 Saris surprisingly full
2 Notice everyone is drinking beer
2 Beer, beer everywhere
2 Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses
2 I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus...
2 All ma sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all evanthe bar
2 His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts
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2 The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most ofthe guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving, coughing,
spluttering and splashing.
2 I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a came my hotel.
2 Get out the front and it is pouring with rain
2 Thunderclap's overhead and I almost lose my ****
2 Cab pulls up and its some Indian guy driving
2 I lean in the window
2 "Take me downtown?"
2 He looks at me blankly
2 Ask him politely if he speaks my language
2 Hearst smiles and gives me a Vegemite Sandwich
2 And he says:
2 "I come from a land down under, where the beardies and men chunder, can' t you hearken' t you hearth's thunder? You better run, you lettertype Xever!"
wow op. well done.
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i live in the northern territory in australia and my friend was out one night practicing drifting in an empty car park when a cop come around the corner going like 100 with his siren going and he pulls the hand brake and does a massive drift stops about 10 meters from my mate gets out says beat that and leaves.

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover." (Yeahhh!)
[ Lyrics from: www.lyricsfreak.com/m/men+at+work/land+down+under_20240418.html ]
Dying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and nothin' much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,