“Now when I walk down Fifth Avenue in the summertime I just want to throw up. It seems that the fatter and uglier people are, the fewer clothes they wear. The shorts and flip-flops and tight jeans on butts that go from here to Poughkeepsie.” She shudders. “I always say they should put people in jail for wearing clothes like that. Especially stretch jeans over size 10–they should be outlawed. Ten years ago people were starting to look like slobs in New York, now it’s an epidemic.” (Via Fashionista)

Be careful jeggings lovers! There’s no guarantee Iris won’t pay off the NYPD to do her bidding and throw all of you super-stretch faux-jeans wearers in the slammer.