Exqueeze us, what was that?

OK, OK, we know we're the ones who asked the questions in the first place, but even we weren't expecting these answers. Each year, Boise Weekly readers come all the way from left field to deliver some of the most amusing answers imaginable.

Silly us for thinking the questions would garner simple, straightforward answers. Our readers are nothing if not creative and here's a selection of some of our favorites: