Looks like we’re starting the second movie in the red, timewise. It should be okay because Dave has built in a lot of buffer time.

About fifteen minutes into the movie Isha and Cathy have both indicated with their body language that they want to bear Clint Eastwood’s children.

[Dirty Harry and Gonzales are driving in their car at night discussing a case.]Harry: I can’t believe those guys let them get away.Gonzales: How could they do that?Jorge: [In Dirty Harry’s voice.] You can’t fly a damned helicopter into a building. Didn’t you learn anything from college?

Isha: Why are they following that guy?Mark: He had a tan suitcase.Jorge: Didn’t you learn anything from college?

[Brad arrives about forty-five minutes into the movie.]Brad: What’s on tap?Isha: Dirty Harry.Brad: Okay.Isha: We have established, so far, that Dirty Harry is a badass.Brad: Okay.Mark: He is. He can even make Plaid sport jackets look cool.Brad: I tried that in high school, but I always ended up stuffed into a locker.Isha: You need the .44 Magnum to pull it off, I think.Brad: Yeah. I didn’t have that.Jorge: He only has a .38.

Most of this movie seems to happen at night. Mark picked up on this…Mark: Did they film this entire movie at night?Isha: They blew all their money on the first hour.

[Harry visits Gonzalez in the hospital and Gonzales’ girl is there too.]Cathy: That’s like a fake alligator jacket.Isha: The outrageously green one?Jorge: All alligators are that colour.Isha: Come on. This is the first woman that has all of her clothes on.Jorge: Give it three more seconds.

Dirty Harry is a great movie. It has all the elements of male fantasy sprawled all over it. Guns. Violence and naked women all over the place.

I have always liked this movie. It has an interesting message. Does the end really justify the means?

This is the Marx Brothers, not really at their best. Unfortunately Duck Soup was not available.

There isn’t really a lot of movie watching going on. Essentially it’s background material to us chatting about Brad’s job, how to make latte’s with Dave & Sarah’s espresso maker, and general all around chattiness.

Mark: The Marx brothers is more buggery than sodomy, really.

Cathy: [About halfway through.]Wow. This movie has taken a positive turn since they stopped talking.

Cathy: You know, if you haven’t seen a movie before I could see how this could be funny.

I have to say that the intro to this movie kicks ass. So does the score.

Dialog between the movie watchers is at a low after being shell-shocked by the sheer boredom that was A Night at the Opera.

I suspect that it will pick up once we have more beer.

Mark: Who is that girl?Isha: Juliette Lewis.Mark: Oh. I mostly hate her.Jorge: Most people do.Brad: She has that perfect white trash look.

[One of the characters is standing in front of a huge television.]Cathy: That’s a huge TV.Isha: Well, they’re rich.Brad: Either that or she just has a really tiny head.

Dave: I hate Juliette Lewis’ feet. I hate how her big toe sticks up like that.Mark: Her toe is like Karl Malden’s nose.Brad: Someone should push that thing down. Maybe Harpo Marx should come out with the mallet and smack it.

[One of the guys shoots another guy in the knee after a super long-ass gunfight.]Jorge: He’s going to shoot that other guy in the knee. And then he’s going to shoot his own knee.Brad: And he’s going to say I wanted to make it even.

Isha: Is there a sequel?Dave: Yes. Way of the Baby.

Any movie with credits with names like sloppy prostitute and raving bitch is awesome.

[A female hostage is trying to use her legs to free herself. She’s wearing tights, but from an angle it doesn’t look like they are tights.]Mark: Wow. That girl’s legs look dirty.Dave: And hairy.Sarah: And holey.Brad: Well it is Europe after all.

I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. Pretty awesome action and the plot was kinda cool.

A Sci-Fi flick from the fifties. This will either be entertaining, or very, very painful.

Given the number of high-treble effects in the first ten minutes, I will vote for the latter.

[Some crazy high-pitched crazy sounds are emanating from the screen.]Mark: That’s what space really sounds like.Dave: That’s why when you’re in space no one can hear you scream. It’s because that noise is so fucking loud.

[During a rather impressively decorated scene (for the time).]Jorge: Wow. That’s pretty elaborate for the time. I think I have seen this movie.Dave: Yeah?Jorge: Yeah. I remember the tiger disintegration thing, and I think I remember this scene. I think I tried to build this out of Lego.Cathy: I think that’s a lot larger than something you could build out of Lego.Jorge: Quitter.

[Spoiler: In one scene, Oh Dae-Su is stabbed in the back during a fight scene. The knife is not removed until well after the end.]Jorge: It’s like a commercial for that back pain stuff.Brad: Robaxacet?Jorge: That’s the stuff.

Jorge: Does that girl only associate with guys with moustaches?Brad: Just dirty ones.

[Evil villain guy walks out of the shower. He has a tattoo of a cross or something that makes his butt look much longer?]Jorge: Who tattoos their ass crack to look bigger?

This movie twisted and turned. It had a great plot. In all honesty you should see this movie.

Brad: Is that the girl from The Hand that Rocks the Cradle?Jorge: Rebecca Demornay?Brad: Yeah.Jorge: No. It’s probably a clone. They keep Rebecca Demornays in cold storage to be released every ten years.Dave: Actually it’s her Mexican, non-union equivalent.Jorge: Like [Speaking like Montgomery Burns.] Señor Spielbergo?

[It’s the middle of the night, and a hawk calls in the distance.]Brad: Yeah right. Like a Red-Railed Hawk is going to call in the middle of the night.Isha: You’ve sucked all the fun out of this movie.

Brad: You know she’s going to be using that pickaxe to boob-fuck some demons.

I don’t know about my companions, but this movie has made me afraid of caves, rain, windshield wipers and birthday cakes.

This movie is one of the best movies of all time. Why? Because it’s so bad, that’s why.

Dave: Did Patrick Swayze have something sticking out of his shoulder?Jorge: It’s just his blood. It turns into a solid as it comes out.Brad: Patrick Swayze’s blood actually solidifies into a fist so he can punch people with it. And if enough blood falls on the floor, it turns into another mini Patrick Swayze through asexual budding.

Patrick Swayze: It’s my way or the highway.Isha: Awesome.

[Patrick Swayze’s nemesis is introduced. He looks like he’s right out of a music video from the eighties.]Brad: He looks like a man fucker.

[Patrick Swayze is doing Tai Chi near the place where he is staying.]Jorge: That’s not Tai Chi.Dave: Really?Brad: Well it’s kinda…Jorge: Oh wait. You’re right. That move is called cloud hands.Brad: Yeah.Dave: What’s that move?Jorge: Single whip.Dave: And that one?Jorge: Double knuckle. Not sure what that next one is, though.Dave: Sweaty back.

[Patrick Swayze walks into Red’s store wearing an interesting top.]Dave: Is that…Is that a Gi?Brad: Yes. Yes it is.

[Kelly Lynch appears in a patterned dress.]Brad: You gotta love a woman who wears a table cloth.

[After a big barfight…]Jimmy (Swayze’s Nemesis): [Pointing at Swayze.] Your ass is mine, boy.Brad: Told you he was a manfucker!

For every movie last year, we held up the title (or made sure a screenshot of the movie was in the background). This year we elected to do something different.

This year we did a still photo (tableau) of us acting out a scene of each movie, and also did a short movie. For this movie we elected to act out a critical scene. I wasn’t going to include this until the next blog entry, but I have to share our tired logic…Oh yeah, spoilers…

Jorge: Should we do the throat tear for the still photo, and then you can be Kelly Lynch and I do you against the wall?Brad: Hmmm…Dave: No way. The throat tear totally needs to be our video clip.Jorge: Yeah?Brad: Hell yeah.Jorge: But what are we going to use for…Dave: Dude, we can find a throat that we can use somewhere around here…Brad: We have ham…