One is speaking, of course, of our latter day Helen of Troy, ye right honorable first beard first lady of the Disunited States, Michelle Obama. Her "official" second term portrait was just released and is provided here as source material. (Standard "can't unsee the seen" warning applies.) Play nice.

"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper
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Oh thank you.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at February 20, 2013 2:46 PM

Geez, does she have a glass eye?

Posted by: Uncle Kenny at February 20, 2013 3:10 PM

I can't join the people who mock her appearance, she looks OK; but for God's sake why must we all suffer the burdens of her idiotic unAmerican ideas and her even more evil and tyrannical husband?

When I think about the vast stupidity and ignorance that put these people in this position .... our country is truly mentally ill, culturally diseased.

They and their ancient kind are damaging not just us, but the entire world.

Please O God, get these monsters out of our lives!!

Posted by: Fredericci Fabuloso at February 20, 2013 4:39 PM

What, no halo?

Posted by: David McKinnis at February 20, 2013 5:59 PM

Could you please enlighten a poor ignorant foreigner as to which clause of your glorious constitution authorizes the expenditure of tax money on "Official Photographs" of an unelected person? For expensive vacations for a relative of an elected person?

Posted by: Fred Z at February 20, 2013 6:13 PM

The good thing is that the great evil that is America is dying.

Posted by: bob sykes at February 20, 2013 6:27 PM

All things considered, she actually cleans up pretty well.

Proving again that beauty is only skin deep, while ugly goes clear through to the bone.

Honestly, I would never guess that she could have such a pleasant face, ever. Never mind the idea of it cracking her skin.

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