Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same."Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same source.Rush Limbaugh claims that he actually broke this story in mid-January but the evil left wing pinko Democrat party has been able to keep the truth under wraps by having bin Laden waffle on every issue brought before him,thus seeming like the actual Presidential hopeful. Rush believes this is the Dem's way of trying to win the election by not allowing Bush to find bin Laden.The real John Kerry is in Hollywood preparing for his up coming role as "Lurch" in the new "Addams Family" movie.