I AM PARENT! I have made BABBY! You are NOT parent, you may not comment. You WILL enjoy my babby's feces and urine. You MUST! Complaining about babby feces on your restaurant table makes you a BAD person! How DARE you question the sanctity of my babby's feces and urine? You should be arrested for disliking feces and urine, you hateful horrible person! I am Parent- I have SPOKEN!

I would bet money the first item of clothing ever evented by cavemen was the diaper because they were smart enough to realize a small, mobile poop machine was a bad thing. Congratulations, hipsters, you failed at something so easy even a caveman could do it.

Also, is there a vaccination available yet for the overwhelming desire to somehow be different and unique in a ridiculous fashion for no good reason whatsoever? How about this, you want to be different so bad, here comes the magical make-you-special genie *POOF* you've farking got scoliosis and 6 fingers on one hand, are you happy now?

I'm sure landlords everywhere will be more than understanding to learn that the shiat stains pockmarking their floors are, in fact, of human origin. Maybe hipsters can upsell it as a new trend in interior design.

LiberalEastCoastElitist:Feral_and_Preposterous: So when they're in their crib do they just piss and sh*t all over themselves?

Apparently one of the parents is hovering over the child 24 hours a day.

I swear, half the trendy parenting advice right now is setting feminism back 50 years. Why use a stroller when mum can carry the baby for two years? Why use diapers when mum can follow baby around 24-7 with a pooper scooper? Co-sleep! Extended breastfeeding! Don't even think about an epidural! Make your own baby food from organic pureed lentils! Whatever you do, don't leave your baby's side, and don't even think about having fun!

My neighbor in colombia has a four year old who who would run around my condos common area who whould drop trou and poop and piss and the parents thought it was adorable until I scooped up the kids creation and put it on his doormat.He called the police on me too file a complaint and the cops showed with the colombian version of child protective services and the health department

"But mostly, they say, they like feeling more in touch with their babies' most intimate functions. "

Lock up every one of those pedos.

"I have absolutely been at parties and witnessed people putting their baby over the sink," she said. One client took her baby and her bowl to a party, held her naked baby over the bowl, "and she just did it at this person's party in the corner, but obviously they were close friends," Ms. Shapiro said.

If you want to let your overdeveloped sperm shot run around and piss and schitt all over your house, then go ahead and do so. But, if you are going to go out in public then put a damned diaper on the brat. Oh, and I really do hope that cops start issuing tickets to the parents if they catch them having their brats go to the bathroom out in public.

Yep. Kids just wear pants with a little slit cut in the crotch, and shiat or piss whenever and wherever they need. Adults spit everywhere, chew with their mouths open, slurp their soup, stand on toilet seats and cut in lines.

Also, is there a vaccination available yet for the overwhelming desire to somehow be different and unique in a ridiculous fashion for no good reason whatsoever? How about this, you want to be different so bad, here comes the magical make-you-special genie *POOF* you've farking got scoliosis and 6 fingers on one hand, are you happy now?

Which is exactly the forward-thinking ecological paradise we should be emulating.