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It's usually the ones who trampled on our very spirit, left us just after both our parents were killed in a hurricane, slept with our best friend or had at least two other lovers they forgot to tell us about.

We still allow ourselves to believe that they're good people who have merely lost their way or been influenced by appalling mothers or siblings.

So along comes the Lady Products comedy team to reveal an app that truly understands your weakness and wants to help you conquer it.

Lady Products promises the Nickelblock "will lift you up within 15 seconds or less."

I feel sure that, with so many app developers waiting for that one big breakthrough to make them the very biggest bucks, this fine product will see the light of day, and bring light to so many lives very soon.