stubby: "I better hide this chest in this pile of rubble. If anyone finds what's in it, they could become all-powerful!"

Wheelbarrow looks longingly at the Bavarian mech and gives out a sigh. Those metal armor plates have such curves...

Khaar the Lowly Janitor(Kalvinator)

Khaar starts driving towards the Manly Men.Khaar: "The nerve of these Manly Men! Always leaving messes for me and never even saying thank you!"

He runs one over and doesn't care.Khaar: "Serves him right, the jackass."

Von Brag and the Brag Squad(NPC)

The Chainsaw Squaddie grabs the table...

...and flips it, partially blocking the entrance.

The other Chainsaw Squaddie moves up.

The rest of the Brag Squad forms up near the bridge while Von Brag types furiously on his computer.Von Brag: "Come on, activate dammit!"Some machinery below the fort starts humming.Von Brag: "Vere you go!"

stubby makes a hologram of himself appear in front of Khaar.stubby: "Ah, Khaar, long time no see! After I sensed your presence on this battlefield, I just had to let you know that you can increase his janitor level and unlock new janitor abilities by gathering up junk and depositing it in the junkyard. +1 to fighting dirt monsters is not really that exciting, so I know that you would be totally pumped by this opportunity. Back in my day we..."Khaar: "Cool, stubby, but your in my way! I can't see through you, you know."

I had already hacked it last turn when you failed at killing it! I mean, I poured a bottle of whiskey into hacking that thing! I LITERALLY HACKED IT BY POURING A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY ON IT!But you know what? I gave up having two machine pistols for that bottle of whiskey! And I put it to what I thought was good use! And then you come along and waste the thing on a misunderstanding? That's seriously uncalled for. Any chance you would be so kind as to at least repair the thing somehow and send it on its way, assuming the boozed up circuits are still salvageable?

Tzan wrote:

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.