A joke.....

A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you or spend the next twenty years in prison?" The wife says: "Yea, but why are you crying?" The man says: " I would have gotten out of prison today!"