Aww, you poor thing. I assure you its purely coincidental that this is my shortest recording. In no way would I ever want to diminish your little . . . problem.

Every girl knows what its like to date a man with a tiny toy. You kiss up. You try to make up for what you don't have between your legs. You're too nice. You hope that if you can just make her like you enough . . .

MAYBE she won't laugh at your teenie little plaything.

MAYBE she won't tell all her girlfriends about it.

Maybe she'll even think its cute!

MAYBE there is something to the old adage, size doesn't matter. But if that's true LittleMan, why are you so desperate that you PAY girls to talk to you on the phone? *giggle!* How PATHETIC!

Aww, come on. Show it to me. Don't be shy. I want to see it. It can't be THAT little!
Besides, even it if it is a teenie tiny little *ahem!* . . . do I seem like the type of girl who would be cruel enough to laugh? ;)