old jokes

irishman asks for a brickies job quoting he,s the best brickie in the world,foreman says ok, start building a wall 20 foot long and i will come back at teatime and see how you are doing. irish guy says i told you i,m the best brickie in the world.foreman, right okforeman comes back at teatime and finds the wall builtwho helped younobody says the irishmanif you built this wall yourself you must be the best brickie in the world, how many bricks did you use.i dont count i just buildcould you give me a rough tally says the foreman.AL CAPONE

A man goes into the pub to meet some of his mates. He anounces that he is going to get married.To make the occasion special he says he will be wearing the kilt.One of his mates asks "What's the tarten?"He replies "She'll be wearing white!"