We’ve long suspected that Siri is working for the opposition and now we know the truth.

A young woman by the name of Cecilia (@CeciMula) hit Twitter with a super quick story about her most recent embarrassment—which happened at the hands of her iPhone. Apparently, in a very vulnerable moment, she’d asked Siri if her crush would ever text her and Siri took it upon herself to find out.

I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday.