Your Morning Dooley

"They were all alike. I think iv Bobby Burns as a man that wrote
good songs, aven if they were in a bar'brous accint, but Hogan
thinks iv him as havin' a load all th' time an' bein' th' scandal
iv his parish. I remimber Andhrew Jackson as th' man that licked
th' British at Noo Orleans be throwin' cotton bales at thim, but
Hogan remimbers him as a man that cudden't spell an' had a wife who
smoked a corncob pipe. I remimber Abraham Lincoln f'r freein' th'
slaves, but Hogan remimbers how he used to cut loose yarns that
made th' bartinder shake th' stove harder thin it needed. I
remimber Grant f'r what he done ar-round Shiloh whin he was young,
but Hogan remimbers him f'r what he done arr-ound New York whin he
was old."