A/N: One million thanks to dephigravity for being so damn extra even when all you were hearing was excuses from me. You've been so gracious and kind, and the art is just ridiculous and I think I said I "adored" it, but that doesn't do justice to how freaking cool it is. And for all the times you leant an ear, that meant a lot. Thank you SO MUCH. And to the mods who were also patient and gave me five hundred second chances, thank you for all your hard work. Amazing.