Mock26:No, ice cream is not being ruined. If they were ruining ice cream then their concoctions would be the only options available, but that is not the case. If you do not want to have some strange flavor then do not eat it. No one is pointing a gun at your head and telling you to eat it.

Look, I don't want to argue. I don't want to debate. I don't want to hear about the kind of food you hate. But you won't get no ice cream until you clean off your plate, so eat it.

By now the curry ice cream with the jolly and not at all racially insensitive drawing of an Asian man on the lid looks almost non-terrifying. At least you won't dig up uncooked chunks of dead endangered species inside. Maybe.

Could you people stop using drones to kill angry men in sandals with their friends and families and instead target them where the world would appreciate it: on anyone and everyone who uses the word "artisan"?

I've been to Jeni's many times. It's the best textured ice cream this side of the Atlantic that I've had. They had a chocolate/lapsang souchong that was divine. But, I like ice cream, so I'm not picky about it.

Ice cream is like sex: It makes your tongue numb, and gets you all sticky.