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Uncle Turtleboy has a Friendsgiving tonight so Turtleboy Live featuring Bret Killoran and special guest North Shore Turtlebabe is gonna be Sunday night at 9 PM. As usual we will be broadcasting from the Clarence Woods Emerson page, because personal pages get better interaction and aren’t hidden from your timeline by Facebook algorithms. Make sure you are following Clarence by clicking here. And while you’re at it make sure to follow all of our backup personal pages for when Clarence gets suspended: Philip V. Prentiss, Terrance Collie, and TB Rider.

As usual, anyone featured in a Turtleboy blog this week who would like to redeem themselves for ratchet redemption hour is free to add us on Skype so they can call in, or else we’re probably just gonna end up calling you anyway. Here’s the agenda:

Obviously the Medford Meth Maggots are a priority to get onto the show. I know we’re not exactly Dr. Phil, but Bret can probably give you better life advice than him. It will just contain the word “cockfart.”