0.5 stars (out of four)What we said: "In a glorious, alternate world where no one has seen an Adam Sandler Movie (ASM)—at least, the recent ones that crystallized the ASM into a smug, hateful up-yours to viewers—citizens would see “Pixels” and hurt themselves trying to determine how this guy got the role. They’d freak out wondering why someone with no comic timing or chemistry with other actors would star in a comedy, where his character so frequently and lazily insults people that his name should be Judgy McDickFace." -- Matt Pais

0.5 stars (out of four)What we said: "In a glorious, alternate world where no one has seen an Adam Sandler Movie (ASM)—at least, the recent ones that crystallized the ASM into a smug, hateful up-yours to viewers—citizens would see “Pixels” and hurt themselves trying to determine how this guy got the role. They’d freak out wondering why someone with no comic timing or chemistry with other actors would star in a comedy, where his character so frequently and lazily insults people that his name should be Judgy McDickFace." -- Matt Pais