TODAY’S LINKS, FEAT. BOB BARKER TATTOO

Is that Drew Carey’s arm? Thirteen tattoos of celebrities that are excellent, excellent life decisions. I bet the woman with the Oprah tattoo has killed before. [Hail Mary Jane]

The tension in your back? That’s sexual tension. A pretty awesome clip from the original “Star Trek” series. [College Humor]

Drugs and boobs sells: Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie Tanner from “Full House”) will write a memoir about her addiction to “methadone, cocaine and ecstasy” — although I thought she was hooked on methamphetamines? Is it possible Page Six got a detail wrong? [Page Six]

It’s a coping mechanism from the show: “Real Housewives of NYC” star Bethenny Frankel (the one with the hot body but weird jaw) lifted her dress and flashed her ass at an event in the Hamptons. The back is a good angle for her. [TMZ]

Could be worse. I joined the Marines. Seven stupid things men do to impress women. [Blog of Hilarity]

Stephen Baldwin doesn’t need underwear, baby: Not when he’s in the presence of Kathy Lee Gifford. The “Today” show just got sexy. [Best Week Ever]

Demi Moore is a sexy Hollywood star: …And she’s posting photos of herself on Twitter in which she’s missing a front tooth. That Ashton Kutcher is one lucky guy! [The Fab Life]