US Department Of Redundancy Department To Close This Month

The United States’ Department Of Redundancy Department is scheduled to close at the end of this month.

The Department is a casualty of last year’s budget cutting deal.

DORD Co-Secretary-Director-Commissioner Phillip P. Phillips released a statement about the closing, “I think I can speak for everyone at the DORD when I say we are very sad about the closing. All of us are heart broken about the closing. Everyone here is over come with sadness over the closing.”

A statement was also released by Co-Secretary-Director-Commissioner Michael M. Michaels saying, “I think I can speak for everyone at the DORD when I say we are very sad about the closing. All of us are heart broken about the closing. Everyone here is over come with sadness over the closing.”

All three DORD campus buildings will be shuttered by the 31st of this month, which is the last day of the month.