It is the Holiday Season again, and we have some cool stuff planned for you Ass Kickers this year!

On Christmas Day itself, we are offering a Christmas Version of our renowned walking tour – “Seedy, Seamy Sinful Portland” (with our friends Know Your City). The Naughtiest Walking Tour of the Year, it ends at Mary’s (yes – which is open for Christmas!). We’ll start the tour in Ankeny Alley, right by Voodoo Doughnut at 4:00pm on 12/25. Tickets are only $20, and you can get ’em right here.

But before that, we are heading to the coast for a December 13th Astoria Show! On Saturday 12/13, Resident Historian Doug Kenck Crispin will give a talk at the Merry Time Bar and Grill. He will chat about some Oregon Christmasses Past, and also about a little boy who stayed in this state for just a few months, AND LATER DIED HERE!!! He stayed in Astoria, and died in the McDermitt area. As disparate and distant as possible corners in the state.