Thank you sweetie. You have been my best friend and wife for four years today. I hope that I can give you the support, compassion, caring and love that you have given me, for the rest of your life. I’m not an easy person to be with, yet the fact that you take the bad with the good is a testament to your nature. I love you now, I will love you forever and in a way, I loved you before I met you.

This is amazing. My line brawl hockey fight that I taped a month ago, has hit 2000 hits on YouTube. To celebrate, I bring you a game from April 8th, 1971. Leafs vs. Rangers.

If you watch long enough, you’ll see Vic Hadfield had thrown Bernie Parent’s mask into the stands and the New York crowd wouldn’t give it back. Parent had to leave the game, because he didn’t have a back-up mask.

Dumbfoundedone used to have this recurring dream where he was Batman, and was being chased through his elementary school playground by the Joker. The thing is, in these dreams, my legs felt like they were made of lead and I couldn’t outrun him. Guess when I stopped having these dreams? In 1994. Right after I got my Batman tattoo. Weird huh?

This dude found an obscure song from Czechoslovakia , learned the words, mimed them on web cam and now has over 7,500,000 hits on YouTube. Maybe I need to do my lip-sync of Clay Aiken’s “Invisible” and tape it. 12,000,000 hits, guaranteed.

Holy crap! I just found this on YouTube. I didn’t even know that this video existed. It’s my #1 song of all time. It’s by Faith No More and Boo Yaa T.R.I.B.E. from the Judgment Night soundtrack. Movie sucked ass, but what a song.

As some of you know, I was in a band called Valiant Green from 1993-1994. We had a singer named Charlie that I have lost contact with over the years. I’m hoping one day that he will Google “Valiant Green” and come to this site.

Charlie, if you ever do read this, I have one question. To prove it’s you, what instrument did you bring to your “audition”?

Sorry to waste the average viewer’s time with this post, but this is important to me.

When Shapiro went back Sunday, she took photos of the unorthodox display promoting boneless spiral-cut hams for $8.99 a pound, petite smoked hams for $6.99 a pound and boneless smoked hams for $6.29 a pound.

Instead of pointing out the mistake to management, she posted the snapshots on her blog to “amuse others.”

“I just thought it was funny,” Shapiro, a self-described “unobservant Jew,” said. “I wasn’t offended in any way. I just thought, here’s somebody who knows nothing about what Jews eat.”

Shapiro said that when she went back to the store Tuesday, the first night of Chanukah, the signs had vanished.

A Balducci’s official was so verklempt about the error he didn’t want to speak on the record. He fessed up that “it was a mistake,” blaming it on a stock clerk who normally doesn’t work the meat department.

He referred all other questions to the company’s marketing department in Connecticut.

Ok, I know I need to write a post that can either make people think, make people laugh or make people cry. But… I’m drawing a blank. Recent events have left Dumbfoundedone speechless. For those of you that know me (Lina, Michele, Katie), that is an amazing feat. It’s not often that I have NOTHING to say.

In saying that, I will resort to something that I never thought I would resort to.