Epth is a state of mind, not a place. Reading this will give you a virtual drivers license in that state, but you'll still need to be 21 to purchase alcohol. And you can't get any there anyway, so stop asking.

I'm going to have to answer, since Michael's ignoring you, Gle-double-n.

Michael took a job working for a cool guy who owns a computer business and has kids in my school. He gets to drive to various muscle-man gyms, ice cream parlors, and old people's houses and service their computer junk. He really likes it a lot after three days. He makes slightly more than the slave-shop he was in before, but he doesn't get benefits. But he likes doing it, which is key.

Hey when we got on MySpace we found a friend of yours down here. We've been meaning to go see his band. He worked with you at GH back in the day. He knew of the wonders of Geek-Fest.