Really a shame that we accidentally rocket bombed the building that he was in recently. I understand that he was a good poker player and liked italian food.

You know it is just too bad that we couldn't overlook a few beheadings and bomb explosions. I mean really, what the hell, everyone makes a mistake. Who among us hasn't beheaded a few folks or planted a bomb or two in anger? Raise your hands, you know you've been there....

Yes I certainly agree. Who here hasn't been captivated by Martha Stewart and her pleasant demeanor? We need more folks like her on the planet.

Speaking of pleasant personalities, I miss Hannibal Lechter. I mean really that guy had a real intellect and except for his taste in clothes, I have to say watching the game with that guy was always a lot of fun.

I realize that some will comment on the little things like the decapitations or the time he ate that guy's liver, but hey who among us hasn't been tempted to try a little human liver with fava beans? Again people need to ask what is really important.

The guy kept his lawn mowed and his wife never complained. Of course she didn't have a tongue (but hey everyone has their deficits). Anyway, I miss that crazy dude.

Before my time to be sure but I think he just needed people to treat him like one of the guys. For example;

Door bell rings

"Hey Adolf, whats shaking bud? Yeah okay, Heil Hitler, world domination and all that crap. Get in here you freak. Whats with the boots and the riding crop? Don't get those things on my coffee table. Hey while you are up, go into the fridge and get me a beer. No, my moms italian. Nope, no jewish relatives that I know of anyway. Hey how's your mom?"

"You know dude, you need to shave that mustache and try a different hair stylist?

See how easy it is?

I think the guy would have been just fine providing he had a little counseling for the gas chamber thing. Maybe some community service.