Those Project Car Hell tipsters who didn't want XL T-shirts- hey, I got a good deal on that size, OK?- have been waiting for a few months to get their hard-earned PCH Tipster shirts. Your wait is almost over; I've finally bought some extraordinarily low-quality top-shelf blank shirts and just spent an afternoon … »3/03/08 5:00pm 3/03/08 5:00pm

Nothing says "I'm a poser douchebag" faster than a Ferrari or BMW tie/t-shirt/hat. This is doubly true if you don't own a BMW or Ferrari. Real Ferrari owners don't drive around wearing $12.00 polyester shirts with big ass stallions on the front, they wear $5,000 pants. C'mon! You don't need to advertise when you're… »11/23/07 11:00am 11/23/07 11:00am

You picked it, and now it's here, the shirt we all hope will ease the world's Enzo crisis. Right now, somewhere on planet earth, there's an Enzo in trouble. Its owner is an overzealous nitwit, whose skills behind the wheel can't possibly match the capabilities of this late-model supercar, and yet he insists on going… »12/01/06 2:34pm 12/01/06 2:34pm

It's finals time, kids, and the top four T-Shirt slogans from the runoff rounds are set in our new T-Shirt Sloganeering application after the jump. Click through to vote, in that way all the Web 2.0 kids are doing these days — Dig Dug style, or something. Go forth and select. And many thanks to those who entered —… »11/29/06 3:53pm 11/29/06 3:53pm

The T-shirt slogan voting process is moving along quite nicely indeed, with a strong turnout making the first round at thing of sheer numerical beauty. Here's the second round of new entries. Tomorrow, the top four from each round will face off in the finals, which will use a new slogan-picking app designed by the… »11/28/06 4:06pm 11/28/06 4:06pm

The response to our call for T-shirt slogans was overwhelming. We couldn't have gotten more entrants if we were giving away passes to the booth-babe dressing room at the Moscow auto show. Because we're feeling more or less democratic — and because you guys have proven your comments-quip prowess — we're putting the… »11/27/06 4:23pm 11/27/06 4:23pm