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My exams are now approaching. In an Apache helicopter. And I do not appreciate it. I haven’t even started studying yet and they are just about 12 days away. I’m screwed. And I still don’t feel like studying! All I do is eat and sleep and gain weight. Except yesterday, I went to watch the freshers yesterday, in IHM. Freshers is basically this welcoming program that the 3rd years put up for the 1st years. They dance and sing and this time they had a skit, where they mimicked some of the teachers, to PERFECTION if you ask me. Even the guy whom I like (let’s just call him Mexican Chocolate, shall we? My friend and I came up with this name, because he is hot and he is sweet!) was dancing. And another very funny guy and a very hot guy. When hot guy and funny guy were dancing, I couldn’t decide whom to look at. But when hot guy, funny guy and Mexican chocolate were dancing, I was obviously staring at Mexican chocolate. But he refuses to believe me! 😀

So anyway, things between Mexican chocolate and I are good. Very good, in fact. It’s all sunshine and rainbows in paradise. This is kinda surprising because it has been more than a month and I haven’t been abandoned yet, like usual! Please excuse the dramatic choice of words… I mean, I am so freakin’ happy most of the time that it is almost unreal. And I like him so soo sooo soooo sooooo much, that it is scary. Seriously. Sometimes, I just want to kidnap him (and his four legged love, Jimmy, and his wife-his Bullet) and keep him FOREVER. Or till his parents find him. Or till the police find him and I am thrown into jail. Is kidnapping legal in any country/state? Please let me know… He’s just so….amazing. And hot. And sweet. And awesome. And funny (as long as I am not the butt of the jokes. Which I usually am. 😛 ). And nice. And only occasionally annoying, the occasions being when he tries to drown me in the pool. Yes, DROWN me. If I ever die in the pool, you know who to blame. But then again, he only pulls me to the hand-bar when I am too tired to swim or too out of breath. So, I guess we can forget about the blame. I just want to kiss him till I am out of kisses, which is basically never gonna happen. And I really don’t know why y’all need to know this. So I am just gonna stop typing now, before I give you more unnecessary information.

For the past couple of days, I’ve had absolutely nothing to do. So like any other teen, I’ve resorted to Facebook to pass my time. I mean, a little Facebook stalking the ex-boyfriend doesn’t hurt anyone now, does it? But when I was done stalking their walls and pictures, I decided to aimlessly surf around a bit. And nowadays all those pages with funny pictures all over them are so popular. All the memes and all. Weird pages, I tell you… I mean, pages like “The guy above me has been raped by Justin Bieber” or “I can talk in hyperlinks as well” are just dumb, if you ask me. Funny, but dumb.

Anyway, so I came across LOADS of pictures of the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. Heard of him? Yes? No? Well, I’ll tell you what he’s all about. He is the new face of the world wide web. Nah, just kidding. But he’s damn famous. And no, he’s not famous for being a movie star or a singer or a band member or director or producer or instrumentalist or anything of that sort. He’s famous for being ridiculously photogenic. Yes, you heard me right. Well, read me right…

Here’s the story- Zeddie Little, a guy whos photograph was taken while he was competing in the 10km Cooper Bridge run in his hometown of Charleston. And even mid-run, his photo was perfect. A million dollar smile, the sun highlighting his perfect hair, looking all happy and non-sweaty. Basically, even in a random photo of his which was clicked while he was running, he looked better than I would if I posed for the camera. Honest. Ridiculously photogenic, I tell you.

Mr Little said: ‘It was a fluke to be honest. We figured it out…I was running and waving at a friend who was on the sidelines. I turned around and I caught a camera lens… and that’s history.’

The photo was uploaded and he literally became popular overnight. One photo. Beats my 600 photos on Facebook, hands down. Bleh.
He is now known as the Riduculously Photogenic Guy. He showed up on a morning show on national TV as well! For being photogenic! Beat that! Talk about being at the right place at the right time… His photo has been the source of memes as well. Check ’em out