Taylor Momsen’s Parents Are Doing Great

Here’s Taylor Momsen with her band The Pretty Reckless performing at Warped Tour over the weekend and pushing Underage Summer into new levels of me going to jail. Except thanks to the keen investigative work of Reuters, I now know it’s not illegal to post pictures of horrible parenting choices if they’re in a public venue. No, really, think about it: Everyone at this show saw what’s happening here even though it was virtually impossible not to. People were probably closing their eyes and still seeing Taylor Momsen’s tampon string hypnotize them into stabbing the mailman. — Or so I hear. Haha. *throws knife in the river*