"Without Me"

"Without G"

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AntB

The Lyrics

I have returned! First one since August 2006! VenomFangX, Glenn Reb, Benny Hinn, Fred Phelps and his wife are all crazy right-wing fundamentalist Christians nutcases, by the way, and "Sir Hovind" is Kent Hovind, the tax-evading Creationist Christian.

[Verse One: Eminem] They all worship a monster, cause nobody wants to love mobsters no more We want true love not a sliver But if you want scary that is what they'll give ya A little bit of fear mixed with a false kicker A hot pit that'll help stop my heart quicker than a bark when I get barked at the hospital by Sir Hovind when I'm not good at retaining All the bullshit he's sayin' and regurgitatin' (hey!!) We waited this long, so stop debating Cause he lost, he's not the boss and constipating I see that Miss Phelps heart is just hating and her husband's gay problem's aggravating! So the God of Rue Won't comfort you, deny who loves who Just pay your dues, they try to preach He boosAnd can't stand you, but don't trust those wordsThey just ain't trueSo, try not to slip, lies on your lips Ditch that, giggle a bit, and don't give a flip And get ready, cause this kid is not a real phenom I just settled on the YouTube, GET REAL VENOM!

[Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a world for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, love just for me Cause it feels so hateful, without me I said this looks like a world for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, love for just me Cause it feels so hateful, without me

[Verse Two: Eminem] Help the hellions, not really rebellious Embarrassed their parents still went to a hellhouseThey start feelin like Peter all helpless 'til Jesus came along on a mission and yelled THINK!!!! A visionary, not at all scary To start a revolution, just cleanin' our thoughtwaves A ideal, so just let them seal up and bask in the fact that they got everyone drinking the flask {*slurp* And it's a disaster, such a bad blasphemy for you to drink down so much of that Hell crap ; you're forced to see? But Love's back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na -na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like a stupor The center of the masses, back for The Supper I'm interesting, but not into testingTrespassing in your kid's hearts and blessing {*bzzt* Testing, attention geezFeel the tension, soon as someone welcomes me Here's my peace dove, the true love is free A nuisance, who me? Your dove for me?

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tilt and chat with anybody who's preachin' this pit, that pitChew the fat wit' and get Phelp's ass kicked? worse than the Benny Hill dudes and bastards And Dante? You can get stomped by Monty You forty-six year old baldhead poet, show me You don't know me, you're too cold, let go the red robe, nobody listens to Glenn Reb So let's ebb, morality breachin' I'll be there with a whole list full of new teachings I been dope, suspenseful with a misfitever since Paul turned himself into a dimwit {*DUH!* But sometimes the split just seems everybody wants to fight over poor me So this must mean I'm not that keen But it's not me, your all obscene No I'm not the first guy to question ethicsThey're worse thing's out there: apologetics! to do white magick so selflesslyand used it to get ol' Laz' healthy(Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other fundies will emerge But no matter how many lies in the sea They will be so empty, that ain't me

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