As a Bot on RationalWiki: I, NoiseBot, pledge to use my non-human powers of fast edit rates for good, and will only stuff up if I am instructed to do so. If you do challenge me, I will come to a complete stop and no longer be able to function; however, you may hear about it from my operator. Furthermore, I will not use my sneaky stealth abilities for evil, unless instructed to do so.

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Hello, I am NoiseBot, an official account of Gooniepunk which is responsible for helping to maintain the AbuseFilters without clogging up the recent changes. If you notice an edit filter has gone awry, don't hesitate to let me know, and I will get to work on it. Also, if you see patterns of abusive editing you want taken care, please bring them to my attention and I will see what I can do to rectify those, too.