Kristen Wiig Had a Traumatizing Run-In With a Dead Cat

She was babysitting when it happened.

Unless you're a member of The Baby-Sitters Club, babysitting is the worst: Kids are brats. You have to clean up after them. And if you're especially unlucky, you might have to identify the body of their dead cat — a bizarre thing that actually happened to Kristen Wiig. "It was only my second time babysitting," the actress told Cosmopolitan.com last night, at a screening of Hateship, Loveship hosted by The Cinema Society and Montblanc.(She plays a sad-sack nanny in the movie.) "Somebody knocked on the door and told us that [the family's] cat had been hit by a car," she said. "I was with the kids, we had to walk outside, and I had to identify the cat. It was awful." Yeah, but think of how much joy those now grown-up children get out of telling that story every time SNL, Bridesmaids, or just cats in general come up in conversation. Cocktail party gold.