There's some sort of shroomed-out pillow person being named Makka Pakka who uses something called an agga pang as soap and/or a sponge and rides a three-wheeled og-pog to get around the garden. Also, there's a swarm of miniature beings/people called the Pontipines who probably convince children that red ants are conversant beings. Tuesday's episode, called "The Ninky Nonk Wants a Kiss," will explore what happens when "Upsy Daisy is kissing everything in the garden. She kisses a tree, a flower and Igglepiggle, and she rides around the garden in the Ninky Nonk visiting and kissing people and things." Translation: Upsy Daisy is a total whore, so she's probably more entertaining than tennis anyway.

Deep Thoughts with Patrick Cantlay: After shooting a course record 60 in the second round of the Travelers Championship at TPC River Highlands, the UCLA freshman said, "I was just trying to stay in the moment. As far as what I was doing, I was just trying to make good swings." [Hartford Courant]

Flop, Flop, Flopington D.C.: Charlie Davies got fined a $1,000 for a "blatant" dive that led to the penalty kick that led to his DC United side "earning" a draw against Real Salt Lake last week. The league said Davies's actions put "the game into disrepute." [Washington Post]

The Tworldwide Leader in Sports: "It doesn't matter who Nikola Mirotic is, but it does matter that Twitter told us he was Bulls' property a good ten minutes before ESPN seemed to have a clue." [CBS Chicago]

"I tried to lift the car, and when I first tried, it didn't budge. I backed up. I don't know. But I felt this energy come, and I lifted it. I don't know how, but somebody pulled him from the car." [St. Petersburg Times]

Two guys, one cup: "We all jumped out of our carts and went running up there pretty quick when we noticed there were no balls,'' Justin Pressnall said. "Greg [Bontrager]'s partner (Voran) got to the hole first and looked into the cup and saw both balls sitting in there.'' [Wichita Eagle]

Today's Soccer Viewing Recommendations: The US/Mexico Gold Cup finals are on Fox Soccer Channel at 8:30 p.m. Futbol de la Copa Oro is on Univision at the same time. "They might as well have the game in Mexico. The only difference is Pasadena isn't at 7,000 feet." — Eric Wynalda. [Forbes]