Good Samaritan

A man & his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a stranger, standing in the rain, asks for a push.
"Not a chance!" says the husband, slams the door & returns to bed.
"Who was that"? asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push", he answered.
"Did you help him"? she asks.
"No, I did NOT. It's 3am & it's pouring out there"!
"Well, you have a short memory", says his wife. "Remember about 2 months ago when we broke down & those two guys helped us? I should think you'd be ashamed of yourself".
The man gets dressed & goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Are you still there? Do you still need a push"?
"Yes", comes back the answer.
"Where ARE you"? asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing"!

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