Levi Johnston may have refused to show it all off in Playgirl, but one shooting-to-fame fella is willing to go full frontal. It’s Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D, who we learned in episode one is swinging a pierced prick. “I didn’t tell anyone about my piercing, but I’m not shy,” he tells Marc Malkin, putting out a public call to Daniel Nardicio to book him for the magazine. Anything to distract us from that hideous “Cadillac” tattoo.