Date: Sat, 8 Aug 1998 11:26:11 -1000
From: Mia H H Lam
Subject: Another Cartoon (fwd)
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Date: Tue, 4 Aug 1998 10:07:42 -1000
From: Tom Ramsey
Subject: Another Cartoon
NEW CAGLE CARTOON IN MIDWEEK
You can see the cartoon yourself at
Scene: pollster comes to the door of
a house with carport; woman answers
the door.
Pollster: Excuse me, I'd like to ask you
a few questions.
Woman: OK.
Pollster: The economy's right down in the
dumper---aren't you upset about
that?
Woman: Uh-sure.
Pollster (now bug-eyed): Homosexuals getting
married! Doesn't that really annoy
you?
Woman: What-evah.
Pollster (bug-eyed and close up): What about
all those legislators with conflicts
of interest with the Bishop Estate?
Woman: Yeah, thats bad.
Pollster (hysterical): So, you gonna vote to
throw the bums out?
Woman: Oh, one guys about as bad as the next.
Pollster (arm-waving hysteria, drops clipboard):
DON'T THESE GUYS MAKE YOU MAD?! MAD?!
MAD?!
Woman: What-evah.
Pollster (leaving, shaking): Why do I do this job?
Why? Why?!
Woman: You're from the mainland, aren't you?
Also, check out the latest Fasi ad for
the Republican nomination for governor
(full page ad, page 6; no negative stuff
this time). Also, Bob Jones does a nice
piece on page 11, "Ben's Buddies Are Doing
Him In".
Speaking of buddies:
Ben Cayetano, Frank Fasi and Linda Lingle
are publicly for a YES on both ConCon and the
Constitutional Amendment about same gender marriage.
Neil Abercrombie is publicly for a NO on the
ConCon and a YES for the Constitutional Amendment
about same gender marriage.
Tom Ramsey