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Charlie: Hmmm, tequila? Checkbook? Sourpuss? Must be alimony time.Alan: Go away, Charlie.Charlie: Boy, you'd think for all that money, she'd at least come over and give you a lap dance.Alan: Leave me alone, Charlie!Charlie: In fact, you know what would be really funny? Where it says "memo", write "lap dance". Giver her something to explain at tax time