In an exclusive interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Lindsay Lohan discusses her issues with her father and takes Niecy Nash on a tour of her messy house, revealing that she thinks she's a hoarder.

According to the promo at the link, we'll see Lindsay's "bedroom turned into a shoe closet, her living room filled with clutter." Hopefully Niecy, who hosts Clean House (the non-disturbing version of Hoarders), will be able to talk some sense into Linds. [The Insider via Perez]

Someone who attended the Directors Guild of America Awards says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie definitely aren't on the rocks. "They were a loving couple," says the onlooker. "It was nothing you could fake. You could feel it, and you could see in their body language that it's just a beautiful relationship. They were very sweet and tender with each other." [People]

In a CBS Evening News interview, Ellen DeGeneres tells Katie Couric she's tired of women thinking they have to be super-skinny. "It's a double standard because there are men with really beautiful women that don't have great bodies, and yet nobody's saying anything about that... Women [think they] need to keep themselves up to look good for a man or for society. It's not fair." She adds that she and Portia de Rossi aren't planning to have children now because, "We really are lucky enough to be so in love with one another that I don't want a baby because I know what kind of love that must be. I don't want to share that. I like having all of her, and she likes having all of me. And we have freedom and we have time." [Us]

I don't know why you'd want to listen to the 911 call made by the person who discovered Justin Mentell dead in his car, but here you go: [Radar]

Justin Mentell's Boston Legal co-star William Shatner Tweeted, "I'm deeply saddened to hear about Justin Mentell. There's no telling how far up the ladder he may have climbed. My sympathies to his family." [E!]

Elin Nordegren has dumped her divorce lawyer, supposedly because she and Tiger Woods are trying to make their marriage work. [Radar]

Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods many alleged lovers, is holding a press conference today to voice her opposition to a new collection of novelty golf balls featuring each of Tiger's mistresses. She's concerned that the balls encourage violence against women. [Radar]

Jon Gosselin has to meet with the Manhattan D.A. next week to be questioned about whether or not the break-in at his apartment was staged. [Radar]

Dr. Conrad Murray's lawyer says there are "no plans" to turn his client over to authorities, and he's not even sure if the D.A. will file charges against him for Michael Jackson's death. [TMZ]

However, "sources" say Dr. Conrad Murray will be arrested this afternoon for involuntary manslaughter. After his arrest the Jackson family is expected to file a civil suit against him. [Showbiz 411]

A few hours after news broke that Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack was charging $1,000 a head for a Brittany Murphy Foundation launch party, he announced the event was canceled for "medical reasons." [Radar]

Leif Garrett was arrested on Monday in L.A. for possession of a controlled substance. Police sources say he was carrying black tar heroin in his shoe. [TMZ, TMZ]

As mentioned in Midweek Madness, sources say Reese Witherspoon hooked up with Gerard Butler a few times but she's not looking for anything serious. She doesn't want Jake Gyllenhaal to find out because "Reese doesn't want to hurt Jake's feelings... She's not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard - and that's how she wants to keep it." Hope he doesn't read Star. [Star]

Also addressed in Midweek Madness: Sources say Eminem is back with his ex-wife Kim and she's pregnant. His rep denies the story. [Media Takout]

Pete Doherty will appear in court for allegedly letting his manager use his car without insurance. The manager hit a pedestrian, who is still in a coma. [Mirror]

Rip Torn's daughter, Angelica Torn, says her father's arrest is, "Heartbreaking... but maybe now he's finally going to have to face the truth about himself and his drinking." [Radar]

Kim Kardashian's temporary restraining order against the fan who has been allegedly stalking her was made permanent today. [TMZ]

For some reason Levi Johnson is bathing and changing his son Tripp for Entertainment Tonight's cameras. [ET]

Here's some decades-old gossip: As Goldie Hawn describes in her memoir A Lotus Grows In The Mud, when Li'l Abner creator Al Capp hit on Hawn by parting "his silk robe to reveal a flaccid penis resting heavily against his wooden leg," she turned him down and he snarled, "You'll never get anywhere in this business, Goldie Hawn!" [Village Voice]

Ian Ziering is engaged to a nurse named Erin Kristine Ludwig. [People]

The MacGruber movie is scheduled to hit theaters on April 23, but lawyers for MacGyver creater Lee Zlotoff are sending cease-and-desist letters to the studio. Did they not see the SNL skits? [NYT]

Both Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump say they're no longer in Fall Out Boy. "Can't imagine playing in FOB again," Wentz Tweeted on Monday. "Something would have to change in my head or my heart-not my wallet. It'd have to be real... Don't you get it? A hiatus is forever until you get lonely or old. I don't plan on either." [E!]

Mad Men star/interior designer Bryan Batt partnered with Playboy to design a limited-edition loveseat called "The Hef." [Chicago Tribune]

Lorraine Nicholson, Jack Nicholson's daughter, is playing the best friend of surfer Bethany Hamilton, who lost her arm in a shark attack, in an upcoming film. [Daily Mail]

R. Kelly answered his fans' questions about his new song "Echo," in which he yodels. He explained, "Yodeling is something you can do just to have fun.... Just appreciate the metaphors, man, you know? It'll be a'ight, bra." [A.V. Club]

In a contract from the Jonas Brothers' lawyers, concert photographers are directed not to use any images that "involve illegal activity" that may be "harmful or derogatory" to the band or concertgoers, like nudity or drug use. Aren't most of their fans pre-teens? [The Smoking Gun]

Peter Andre broke down when he was asked about Katie Price marrying Alex Reid in Las Vegas. "Nobody is going to take my kids away from me," said Andre. [Daily Mail]

The production company behind Paris Hilton's My New BFF is suing a Dubai company for failing to come up with the money to produce and distribute the show. It was taped it Dubai last summer but hasn't aired in the Middle East. [TMZ]

Behold: The first grainy image from the Smurfs movie, which comes out in July 2011. [D-Listed]

John Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting saved a little girl's life. Three cars were involved in a fender bender outside Joshua Duggar's car dealership in Arkansas and a 6-year-old girl who was in one of the cars was choking on a chicken nugget. John gave her CPR and called 911. [Radar]

Pam Anderson has signed a deal to appear on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. [Radar]

Tila Tequila's former bodyguard says, "Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart. He's a U.S. Army combat veteran who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas." [Radar]

Vince Vaughn says of re-recording "We Are The World," "I think it is a beautiful prayer, that song that was done, and I think tonight was very special as well... Honestly, for me, I felt very grateful to be included and unfortunately sometimes it takes these kinds of things to bring people together." [MTV]

Ethan Hawke said of Gattaca, which became a cult hit on video and DVD, "When I was doing the film, I really felt very strongly that this is a film that will last. Ultimately, I think it was a really high-budget art film. More and more, there's no place for that, and it's a travesty. I feel like we've lost room in the movie theater for a whole genre of pictures. They can't make it anymore." [TechLand]

Vanessa Redgrave says she's still struggling to come to terms with Natasha Richardson's death. She said: "I found it difficult when my mother died, but I knew she had to. I was grief-stricken and missed her desperately, because she lived with me for the last few years of her life. But you accept that - even if you rebel spiritually because you can't bear your mother to have gone. Nevertheless, you know this has to happen, with old age. But when your daughter dies, it's so unacceptable, particularly when it's not expected in any shape or form. Actually it's pretty terrible if it is expected." [Daily Express]

When asked about what advice she has for young girls in light of Heidi Montag's recent plastic surgery, Drew Barrymore said, "Stop reading that stuff, number one. Cut it out — it's bad, it's negative. I don't really read or watch that stuff, but that's what I'm doing to save myself. It's important to find balance. I love comedy, and I love reading silly things — I can't stand when it gets too heavy. But there are important things that are going on in the world that we need to inform ourselves about. Be true to who you are, and feel beautiful for the way you were made — there are no specific standards. I want to encourage your girls not to read tabloids — they are not healthy. [Mom Logic]

Gabourey Sidibe says she hasn't decided who to bring to the Oscars as her date. "I want to make Justin Timberlake and [The Hurt Locker actor] Anthony Mackie fight it out for the honor of being my date," Sidibe said. "I'm just going to throw them in the ring and make them do it!" She then turned to the camera and said, "Justin, if you're not doing anything on that night, maybe you could be my date or something. It's fine. No pressure!" [People]