Selfies. There’s nothing more vain and stupid on the planet. Regardless, Hammacher Schlemmer thinks you want a selfie on every slice of toast that you make, so they are selling the Selfie Toaster. Sadly, I’m sure…

They can’t shoot straight. They are easily mind-controlled and they just aren’t very good soldiers, but stormtroopers can make an awesome breakfast thanks to this Stormtrooper Helmet Toaster and Waffle Maker.
Whether you like your toast…

Everyone’s high scores will be toast with the latest Nintendo toaster console (yes, this isn’t the first we’ve seen). It is the work of Finnish artist Jarno Kotavuopio who has made several custom Nintendo consoles. He…

Would you eat your own face? It sounds like an odd question, grotesque even, but it’s not what you think. It’s something that Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation wants you to do every day with your daily…

Lambert’s Technabob post. December 20th, 2013. Cheap cash-in online this morning, legendary comic book character reduced to novelty item. I am afraid of this culture. I don’t know if it has a face, but it does…

Fans of Volkswagen, particularly fans of the VW Microbus are going to love this toaster. You can’t just walk into a shop and buy one of these. This rare Microbus toaster was distributed through Volkswagen dealerships…