What Google Suggests When I Search "Why Won't My Girlfriend..." and More

OK, so we all google things. Trivia. Health stuff. Ourselves. We also apparently google questions about dating. Our significant others. Sex. Here's a small sampling of those searches, and what Google suggests when I enter some popular terms. I'll let you make your own conclusions about our collective curiosities—and, according to Google, the only other thing you wonder about: Whether your boyfriend is gay. Is my boyfriend… gay a vampire controlling Is my girlfriend… pregnant crazy quiz bipolar Is my wife… having an affair a narcissist entitled to my 401k Is my husband… gay an alcoholic abusive Is my fiancé… right for me gay getting cold feet Why are guys… so confusing such douches afraid of commitment Why are girls… so annoying so weak so mean I hate when my boyfriend… farts drinks calls me babe I hate when my girlfriend… goes out cries gets drunk When is sex… and the City on TV sexting legal sexting illegal Where do guys… like to be touched like to be kissed shop Where do girls… like to be touched shop like to be kissed I hate when my husband... drinks touches me plays video games I hate when my wife... makes soup

Here's a small sampling of those searches, and what Google suggests when I enter some popular terms. I'll let you make your own conclusions about our collective curiosities—and, according to Google, the only other thing you wonder about: Whether your boyfriend is gay.

Is my boyfriend…

gay

a vampire

controlling

Is my girlfriend…

pregnant

crazy quiz

bipolar

Is my wife…

having an affair

a narcissist

entitled to my 401k

Is my husband…

gay

an alcoholic

abusive

Is my fiancé…

right for me

gay

getting cold feet

Why are guys…

so confusing

such douches

afraid of commitment

Why are girls…

so annoying

so weak

so mean

I hate when my boyfriend…

farts

drinks

calls me babe

I hate when my girlfriend…

goes out

cries

gets drunk

When is sex…

and the City on TV

sexting legal

sexting illegal

Where do guys…

like to be touched

like to be kissed

shop

Where do girls…

like to be touched

shop

like to be kissed

I hate when my husband...

drinks

touches me

plays video games

I hate when my wife...

makes soup for dinner

drinks

wears this to bed

I love when my boyfriend...

dominates me

kisses my neck

I love when my girlfriend...

wears heels

gets jealous

Why won't my girlfriend...

text me

listen to me

shut up

Why won't my boyfriend...

marry me

add me on Facebook

get a job

What if my girlfriend...

is pregnant

is loose

has herpes

What if my boyfriend...

is too big

has herpes

is gay

I love when my husband...

goes down on me

eats me out

I love when my wife...

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See any surprises here? What suggested terms appear when you're searching around?