In this morning’s squish-squish, ‘I will call you squishy and you will be mine, and you will be my squishy’ moment, allow us to introduce to you Mr. Sockington, the little puss who’s been twittering harder than that dirt dog Stephen Fry and has bagged himself 500,000 followers.

We’re not the world’s biggest followers/followed of/on Twitter (it’s known as ‘can’t be arsed’), but we couldn’t resist adding him and some of his furries to our list of virtual friends. How could we resist updates like: