Insane Beauty Products...For Your Baby

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Everyone knows that newborn baby girls are extremely insecure about their baldness. Why do you think they're always crying? Baby wants to get her weave on! Well, not to worry little diva, your dream of luxurious locks is now a reality! Introducing the fantastic Website Baby Bangs with the tagline, "For the girl that has everything--except hair!"

Baby Bangs sells headbands that come with fake hair sewn in, so your mini-me can stop feeling hair shame and start working hair game! According to the Website, "Our patent pending HAIR+band accessory combination allows baby girl's (with little or no hair at all) the opportunity to have a beautifully realistic HAIR style in a SNAP!!" This is a huge relief to infants everywhere that have been dying to sex up their look.

The brains behind Baby Bangs, Lisa Grigg-Campbell, says that after her first granddaughter was born she, "began experimenting with the possibility of creating a miniature hairpiece suitable for newborns to wear." Cool, why wouldn't you? Griggs-Campbell came up with the idea while workshopping it at the very exclusive MIT Genius Labs. Sike!

Another great product for the baby girl that wants to experience the pressure of adult beauty standards ASAP is baby perfume! You know how babies smell like hope and baked bread? Well, now there is a perfume that can fix that!

I don't know about you, but frankly, I am relieved to know that when I am ready to bring a baby into this world there are all kinds of products that will make her super sexy. To quote Coldplay's Chris Martin, "We live in a beautiful world."