It’s bad enough that the U.S. women blew a two-goal lead late in the third period and came a quarter inch of piping from locking down the gold-medal game. It’s bad enough that Canada won on an overtime goal. It’s bad enough that our Canadian followers, who we have relentlessly trolled throughout the Olympics, are sending us the most polite shit-talking tweets right now.

It’s that we have to wait until high noon tomorrow to get our revenge on Canada. To once again declare war on Canada. The anticipation is real. Luckily, friend of the site Connor Gorman made another hype video that should turn anyone into a ‘Merican puckhead.