Pancake Day Schedule:– Wake up – See if Father Pancake has been – Open all your pancakes – Cook Pancake Lunch – Watch Queen’s Pancake Speech– Fall asleep for a bit – Watch a pancake film– Make sandwich from pancake leftovers– Bed #pancakeday2018

How to Talk to Someone Who Is Reading a Book:1. Resist the urge to ask them what they're reading2. Pull out a book yourself3. Lose yourself in the trials and tribulations of fictional people4. Lose endless time to their suffering5. Now you don't need people6. You have books

There is a kind of bravery in just saying, damn, actually I feel bad right now and I need help. So many people stop themselves from doing this. We need to make it easier for folk to say, I feel really bad.

There is a drunk woman on the tube throwing After Eights at everyone and, in the most British way possible, everyone is pretending they aren’t being hit on the head by tiny chocolatey squares (which hurts by the way) and not looking at anyone else in the eye.

Winne the Pooh author A A Milne had planned a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice with Darcy as an Eeyore. He found out the day he finished his own script that he was pipped to the post by an American production.