The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.52

Welcome to 2012’s final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn’t you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up on the galleries: You can navigate them now just by using the left and right arrow keys on your keyboard which I see has caused some confusion on The Crap We Missed. Also, definitely know the galleries start geeking out when it tries to load the next one, along with other fun little bugs we’re working on that come with change. Scary, scary change. *clings to gun and Jebus* But real talk: Look how fast you can ogle Alex Morgan’s butt. Time and space practically cease to exist.

See you Monday for a holiday send-off starring you’ll never guess who,