Yes, it's true. I was kidnapped by aliens. I was returned right away but I must have been under their thrall or something 'cuz I was forced to do their bidding and be their little guinea pig.

They tried to break my mind by forcing me to read smut, the same smut over and over (I need some recs!).

They tried to break my body by infesting me with alien organisms (maybe that's how they controlled my mind?) carrying out strange experiments like making me stand on one leg on a tippy thing and tying me to poles with giant rubber bands.

All the while I was forced to pretend all was normal. You'd think alien abduction would be good for at least a little time off from work but no.

I think I am free now.

I did her hair and I think it came out pretty well seeing as she asked me to do it after the last minute.

Aliens, huh? I find that hard to believe. If they were really aliens, they would have had the power to procure some new smut for you. Or they would have broken you by forcing you to read Truckstop Sushi finalists.

MD and I went to buy a dress with no success as it was kind of the last minute, only a couple of weeks before prom so a girl from school took her out and they found the dress. I inherited the necklace from my mother.

The one I was talking about was where they make you stand with one leg through a tethered rubber band and you have to stretch the band every which way. The aliens tell you that it will strengthen you but it's really another one of their sadistic games.