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Going to Jail Because of a Fart.. a Tale as Old as Time

White Collar Prison? More like Brown Boxer Prison. What a stinky situation out of Missouri…

FOX29.com – When tracking down a suspect, law enforcement might use a K-9 to track down a scent.

This was not necessary for a recent arrest in Missouri.

According to the Clay County Sheriff’s Office, over the weekend, Liberty police were searching for a person who a felony warrant for arrest. The person was wanted for possession of a controlled substance.

The suspect hid to avoid police, but apparently let out a fart so loudly, it gave up their hiding spot.

This has to be every criminal’s nightmare, right? How can you sound tough in prison when everyone is telling their story of how they got busted?

“Yeah, I was hiding because the cops knew I had a bunch of meth, but, you see.. I had three bowls of lentil soup for lunch and a side of Brussels Sprouts for dessert. I just couldn’t hold it in any longer. The next think I knew, I was here.”

I can’t imagine that gives you much street cred in the clink. You think Prison Mike is gonna be afraid of a farting meth head? I don’t think so. Dementors, maybe. Farts, nah.

I just hope this Yadi-supporter enjoys his time in jail long enough for his system to adjust to the prison food. If you were ripping ass bad enough to give up your hiding location when you were a free man, I’d imagine the slop and gruel omelets are gonna do a number on ol’ homeboy’s system.