I like crazy. Crazy is interesting. If you are not crazy in some
way, read no further.

I have recently discovered that i need some crazy in my life; this
may be a product of having been raised by women or possibly because
i am certainly crazy myself. I am always honest and forthcoming. I
don't play games; you will always know exactly how i feel at all
times. If i like you, you will feel like a princess all of your
days. If i dont, i wont pretend i do in the hopes of gaining some
benefit; i am a real and deeply-feeling being.

I do interpretive dance at the drop of hat, will transform into a
velociraptor and attack those nearby, burst into song in the midst
of an aching silence, adopt accents mid sentence, and will never
apologize for being totally weird.

I constantly battle with being a perfect gentleman while caging my
hyper-sexuality. I am a very, very sexual person but will respect
you to the end of the Earth.

I am usually described as a Viking on account of my look as well as
others' perceptions of my masculinity.

I am also a Renaissance man. I love art, theatre, music, advanced
sciences, mathematics, language, and romance. My friends and family
text me on a daily basis asking me questions that would be better
suited to jeopardy. They call me "wikidavia" (see:name)
I am a hopeless romantic. I write poetry, sensual letters, bring
you flowers just because, I never forget a date or an anniversary,
and when you say something, I listen to you (unless i am doing
something at that moment in which case I wont hear you as I have
almost no multi-tasking skills.)
I most recently graduated with a bachelors degree in Drama from SF
State and moved to Los Angeles where between work and my social
life I do my fair share of tv/film/theatre projects.

I am a nerd, so, if that's a turn-off, I thank you for reading this
far, but, I am proud of my nerdiness and will not apologize or tone
it down. I collect, assemble, and paint miniatures for massive
table-top wargames in which hundreds of models are in play on
terrain features (hills, rivers, cities, fortifications) I have
built myself. I have more miniatures than is probably healthy, but,
at least i am not an alcoholic, drug user, or an abusive man. I
could very well have worse vices.

I don't lie, cheat, or steal. I won't go through your purse even if
you ask me to, nor will i read your mail. I have an over-active
guilt complex and I believe in the Golden Rule.

I temper all this brainy/artsy/nerdy/sentimentality with a love of
personal health. I train in the gym, HARD. At least four days per
week, I am there and pumping iron until I can't tell the difference
between sweat and tears. I believe the gym is the personification
of how relationships should be: you get out what you put in. I try
to spend as little time there as possible but with the highest
intensity...too much gym time is like the CEO with a million dollar
salary and never leaves the office to spend it.

I want a woman who appreciates me. I will give you everything I
have, but don't confuse my generosity and selflessness for
weakness. I wear pants. I am still a free spirit, I do what i want,
when I want, how I want, and I feel my partner should too! I want a
woman who will hang out with her friends whenever she wants and not
call me to ask permission. I want a woman who makes her own
decisions and does not base everything on my needs; someone who
knows who she is, what she wants to be, and if she doesn't know how
to get there, ill do my best to help. I love independent women. I
want a woman who can communicate how she feels, rather than letting
it fester and explode; one who writes cute little notes or poetry,
and who believes in all the good and positive things in the world.
Who can always find the good in any situation, and who loves life
and beauty. I want a Renaissance woman, or at least one who
compliments my personalty; a yin to my yang.

While I have my degree in theatre and have done a my fair share of
films and voice-over, financial troubles have hit my family hard
and I've gone into business for myself to rebuild the safety net
for them. I didn't know anything about making money, so, I read a
number of books, listened to numerous audios, attended dozens of
seminars,and became the pupil of a handful of millionaires. The
result is that I run three businesses from home and will have my
family secure by the end of the year. The world is massive and
becoming successful is A LOT less complicated than you think; you
have only to make the decision to do something, achieve something,
or BE something by a set date and take small steps, on a daily
basis, to advance yourself toward them. If you're of the same
mindset I am, I'd love to hear from you:)

Relating seemingly unconnected ideas, imitating the bullet-dodging
scene from the matrix, the Chewbacca noise, facial expressions, and
exciting you accidentally on purpose.

Oh, and i can make almost anything. Just recently, i covered a
human skull in 3,200 rhinestones of varying sizes in an effort to
recreate the diamond skull "for the love of God" that sold for $220
million. Its almost identical. sweeeeeet.

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Good Omens, The
Living Lincoln, A Treasury of Traditional Wisdom, graphic novels,
and anything by the Black Library.

300, V for Vendetta, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix
trilogy, Inception, Rambo and Rocky sagas, Red Cliff, Forgetting
Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man, Dinner for Schmucks, What About
Bob, The Three Amigos, Young Frankenstein...

1) The drama-free zone i enter as soon as i step into my home
2) A book large enough to keep me occupied for a long time but
small enough to fit in my pocket.
3) My cell phone (three sisters and friends who need me as their
encyclopedia)
4) A creative outlet
5) My friends and family. If you haven't love, you haven't anything
at all.
6) Maybe you:)

There is next to nothing i wont admit if asked. So, surprise me ;)
No really, i love answering strange and obscure questions, or ones
that are particularly inappropriate. I have no bubble. Do your
worst.

You are in equal parts sweet and sexy, and can stare down a
rhinoceros.

On a side note, I have recently been told on several occasions that
my profile is "intimidating." I assure you, that was hardly my
intent; I sought only to provide a fair picture of what you would
be getting into when meeting me. I'm pretty intense lol