Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Sven and Lars - humor for your day - Rita Karnopp

Ole,
Sven, and Lars decide they are going to Mexico for a vacation.

They get falling down drunk and wake up in jail and find out they all have been
sentenced to die in the electric chair.

SVEN
is the first to be strapped in the electric chair and the guards ask if he has
any last words. Sven says, "I yust graduated from St. Olaf College in
Northfield, Minnesota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a good
Christian man.... but if it is God's will for me to die, so be it."

The
guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards get on their knees and
say, "You are surely a Godly man and we are going to let you go."

LARS
is next to be strapped into the electric chair and the guards ask if he has any
last words. Lars says, "I yust graduated from Concordia College in
Moorhead, Minnesota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a God fearing
man. If it is my time to die, it is God's will."

The
guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards say, "You also are
a Godly man and we are going to let you go."

OLE
is the last to be strapped into the electric chair. The guards ask him if he
has any last words. Ole says, "Vel, I yust graduated from South
Dakota Tech in electrical engineering.... and I'll tell ya right now, If you
don't plug dat ting in, it ain't gonna work."

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