@Tsaukpaetra I should have paid attention to the usemap="#map" part. I was pissed at the thought of not being able to subscribe I failed to notice this. My Bad. In Hindsight, The layout of the site alone should have raised alarms. Well whatever.

Also I just wanted to try reading sciency stuff in earnest. I was not trying to buy drugs, buy machine guns or grow my dick and this is the kind of shit I get.