The state of Sageru and her member channels. (35)

It has come to my attention that the population of #teaparty has reached a level that is deemed unacceptable by the sovereign channel of #jp. I come here to request, nay, demand that the channel of #teaparty be hereby disbanded in entirety and its population exiled from the Sageru servers. However, I am not an animal as the #teparty peoples, and am open to negotiations before forceful measures are taken against the offending parties.May the glory of G-d shine upon you, friends.

I do not quite understand what you are implying by claiming yourself as Moderator over #jp, but if you have influence over #teaparty, my post should be of consequence to you. If you are not open to negotiation nor disband #teaparty, I will resort to other more drastic plans in order to rid Sageru of your filth.

Let it be known that #teaparty drew first blood as agressors by removing Marquise Whoqot Esmelda Testarossi, from the premises of your channel. I will not tolerate such vulgarities against our messenger and carrier of a white flag. Hereby, negotiations are over.

After recent events that have transpired in #jp after the war of #teaparty aggression, I have seen fit to take myself hostage as a bargaining tool with the Sageru staff. I hereby order that;

-Drug discussion be relegated to a separate channel on Sageru.-Any and all girlfriending discussions, whether present or past day be wholly unacceptable.-Kicking and banning from said channel will never be used either in truth or by means of threat against her members.-The population of #jp will need to be maintained above twice the user list of the #teaparty channel, if the #teaparty channel yet dares to exist.-All uses of high and low level ironies and sarcasms will be tolerated, in the spirit of a loving #jp community with funnies in they're heart's.-An official Apology by the Sageru staff, addressed to ambassador marquise Whoqot Esmelda Testarossi, and myself, Johannes van Kadmus Gritzman.-The X-NEET will need to apologize publicly on Tweeter.

These are the terms of my return, and several other Anonymous personalities which are under my control. I hope that we may come to accept my terms with little to no resistance.

Sageru administration, your days are at an end! The peoples have spoken! Lay your aggression in contra to my being and I will show the mercy that G-d has imparted on my self, onto you. Heaven wills victory on the parts of our people, #jp will rise above control of those whose souls are held down by the unholy 6ch, to finally be ruled by those who have advanced into the vast expanse of relay channels. To recapitulate, accept the terms which have been laid upon you, humbly give your apologies to us, and there shall be no further bad blood nor strife between us.

-Drug discussion be relegated to a separate channel on Sageru.-Any and all girlfriending discussions, whether present or past day be wholly unacceptable.-Kicking and banning from said channel will never be used either in truth or by means of threat against her members.

if i am not to kick or ban users, how do i enforce your rules? anyway, no, if people shit up #jp i reserve the right to ban them

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-The population of #jp will need to be maintained above twice the user list of the #teaparty channel, if the #teaparty channel yet dares to exist.

see my complaint above

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-All uses of high and low level ironies and sarcasms will be tolerated, in the spirit of a loving #jp community with funnies in they're heart's.

but you said i can't threaten to kick/ban people, and that #teaparty (an ironic channel) cannot stay around either. another contradiction from you.

It is not the place of the defeated to question the terms of the agreement, nevertheless, I see you have accepted and that will be the end of that.Let it be known that on 18/11/12 (I can't convert that fast in my head from the numbers), the channel of #jp was reclaimed by its peoples for themselves to be the representative and governing body. I hereby name myself Saviour, Lord, and Dictator ``4lyfe'' of #jp.

18/11/12 is either the 18th day of the 11th month of the 12th year, or the 12th day of the 11th month of the 18th year. If we assume the epoch to be J2000, then the date computes to either November the 18th of 2012, or, more likely, the 12th of November 2018.