It Came From The Intertubes: Rub Bacon On It

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Not a lot of people know that pretty much every problem can be solved by rubbing some bacon on it. From the apocalypse to meeting your clone, as long as you have a piece of fatty, juicy bacon with you, everything will be OK. (Please see a doctor before using bacon to cure any medical problems.)
[via Neatorama]

This ballad to bacon is brought to you by Rhett & Link. Check out Conan's interview with them here.