A few of these sound as if they were written by that one user that’s the bane of IT professionals worldwide. THAT SAID, I do appreciate that this article gives more-or-less equal time to Mac and Windows users. There’s nothing that bugs me more than assuming everyone uses one or the other.

Del Taco actually had a presence in New England. My friends and I would always go down there for their amazing burritos. Now, the Del Taco I used to frequent is a laundromat and the nearest Del Taco is in Michigan.P.S. The headline sucks. Don’t presume anyone desperately wishes something as relatively trivial as this.

The mustache question was diabolical. Here I was thinking, “Oh, that’s obvious. Tom Selleck.” That is, until you threw in Alex Trebek and suddenly made the decision much more difficult. Downright mean there, man.And Silje Norendal, even though I’d never heard of her, is someone I wouldn’t exactly kick out of bed.

#13 actually happened to me as I was getting in my car. It took all of my inner strength to not throw that cart back at the bitch’s car as she drove by. Of course, if I had, given that this store was in a bad neighborhood, there’s a very good chance that I would’ve been shot.

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