TEDDY BEAR ALIEN MCDONALD’S DANCE PARTY

Paul Rudd was on Conan last night, which was apparently a re-run, to promote his not new movie Role Models. He introduces a scene from the movie, only to show a random clip from the 1988 kid-in-wheelchair-meets-alien classic, Mac & Me. Conan then pretends to act surprised because it’s important that people believe that none of Conan’s bits are in any way contrived. The point of all this is that it led us to another clip from Mac & Me (attached below) which is one of the most bizarre and amazing clips of all time. It includes:

A birthday party at McDonald’s

A random, seemingly unrelated breakdance party in the McDonald’s parking lot

Heavy-handed product placement starring Ronald McDonald

Alien disguised as teddy bear

An inexplicable, fully-choreographed dance contest

…A contest which features guys dressed as football players in full pads and eye black

That kid in the wheelchair wasn’t much of a “joiner”. Snob.
Too good for breakdancing in McDonalds?

By: Burnsy

02.27.2009 @ 10:59 AM

They are really rubbing it in that kid’s face.

By: nice guy eddie

02.27.2009 @ 11:01 AM

the 80’s are to blame for turning Michael Jackson from a black musician into a ghoulish white creature who fucks children………

By: Pauly Dangerously

02.27.2009 @ 11:05 AM

If I walked into that McDonald’s, I’d get my Filet-o-Fish and orange soda and walk directly the fuck out.

By: Juan

02.27.2009 @ 11:05 AM

“E.T.” totally ripped off this movie. Wait, it was the other way around? Well, “Mac and Me” was way better, anyway.

Based on this and “Tammy and the T-Rex,” Stewart Raffill is twice the director Steven Spielberg is, was, or will ever be.

By: Juan

02.27.2009 @ 11:06 AM

I am headed for the thrift store after work to buy me a pair of those silver stripey pants.

By: El Topo

02.27.2009 @ 11:06 AM

I never see that many white people inside McDonalds.

By: 6waysfromsunday

02.27.2009 @ 11:07 AM

Wheelchair off a cliff. So thats how Christopher Reeves got pneumonia.

By: Mark It Zero

02.27.2009 @ 11:08 AM

I started a breakdance battle one time to thwart an INS attempt to catch my friend Pablo. It was similar to this, except they beat him with sticks and deported him. Everyone had a great time though. Well, not Pablo. But most everyone else.

By: Juan

02.27.2009 @ 11:09 AM

I am also headed to the country and western bar tonight to try and pick up some of those 1980s pre-teen girls in the dance sequence, since they are now undoubtedly all in their 30s, single moms, and borderline alcoholics.

By: Burnsy

02.27.2009 @ 11:10 AM

The black kid’s face lights up because:

A) Someone done touched his orange drank
B) The white girl showed up

By: Juan

02.27.2009 @ 11:11 AM

Sadly, the long-delayed sequel to this film was cancelled when the proposed star died.

So we’ll never get to see “Bernie Mac and Me.”

By: madman

02.27.2009 @ 11:18 AM

They shoulda shot the tires out on the wheelchair

By: El Topo

02.27.2009 @ 11:19 AM

This is how 2 Live Crew got they’re start.

By: El Topo

02.27.2009 @ 11:19 AM

*their*

By: Juan

02.27.2009 @ 11:19 AM

Little-known fact: Nick Cage made his debut as a child actor in this film.
In the teddy bear suit.