Bacon Dispenser

Mmmmm, Bacon, who on Earth doesn't love that stuff. Porcine goodness. Streaky, smoked, unsmoked, back - it's all good. And this here T shirt is a little fantasy of ours - the bacon dispenser. The beauty of that particular dispenser is that it's got exactly the same instructions as a hand blower in a public toilet - handy eh? It's easy, you just push the button, then you receive the bacon, then you enjoy the bacon. As the late, great Eddie Cochran once put it, it's "Three Steps To Heaven".