Drink again if it’s due to some sort of liquid spillage catastrophe, Lemonade or otherwise.

Should a SMeltdown occur, and you heard the original opening before the restart, drink.

Finish your drink if the show has to restart more than once.

Any time Will mentions a movie or TV Show Trent hasn’t seen. Drink. Rule also applies in reverse.

Any time Trent makes an overtly homoerotic “joke” in a vague attempt at coming out, Drink.

Any time Trent is broken, finish your drink. (Only applicable once per episode)

Any time someone calls in, Drink.

If Will attempts math at ANY time during the show, drink.

If Will gets it right, drink again.

If Will or Trent can correctly define Zeitgeist without the use of wikipedia, finish your drink.
(Unfortunately this rule only applies once)

Any time Trent manages to sneak in any talk of fantasy football, drink.

If you are following along on Twitter and your tweet is read on the air, drink.

Any time Trent says “Progrum” , Drink.

(REDACTED In the interest of my liver and public safety)

Any time Will or Trent debate the pronunciation of someone’s Twitter handle, drink. (Thanks @Kouban, and drink twice if it’s his because I don’t think they’ve got it right yet.)

Anytime Will gives a “Woo!”, Drink. (Thanks @Netheadww)

Francis calling? Drink up! (Thanks Trent!)

Anytime Will tries to segue with “I dont know about you guys..” Drink!

Anytime Will admits to not listening to what Trent was saying while eating/drinking/updating twitter, Drink!

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So my mom has been offically inducted into the Cult of Mac. After having her card number stolen via malware and various recurring virus issues, she started asking me about my mac, since she used it when she was at my place in Atlanta.. So of course last night I popped into her XP machine via TeamViewer when she needed to ask me something and I see an Apple Store receipt on her screen for a new Macbook pro, iPad 2, AppleTV and applecare for everything..

Happy, but somewhat stressed since I know I’m going to have to set it all up for her, but I know the calls will be less “OMFG SOME RUSSIAN STOLE EVERYTHING” and more “Hey, how do I upload stuff in iPhoto”. and that I can handle.

And I’m not bitter at all that her laptop will be better than mine, nope, not one bit.

So I came into Nerdcore late. I really got into MC Fronalot, MC Lars, Beefy, YT Cracker, and all the rest.. Now of course I have the problem of wanting to see them live, and I dont think most of them are coming anywhere near me. I missed MC Lars and MC Chris in Atlanta a couple weeks ago. So my favorite nerdcore track has got to be “Ones and Zeroes” with Beefy and YT Cracker. I dug the “Nerdy South” line, being in Atlanta and hearing the “Dirty Souf” crap, it was a nice way to bring it back to the geeks. I cant seem to find it on youtube, so you’ll have to check it out on Spotify or iTunes or whatever method you use for getting your music.. Close second would be MC Frontalot’s “Victorian Space Prostitute” which is a great breakdown of every cosplayer I have ever seen.

SBN being Sound Bite Nation, the podcast that follows NetHeads on SIR on Sunday nights. I sent them a D-Bag of the week suggestion and it looks like they used it on their show, got a couple nice shout outs, always good to help feed the ego 🙂 Kind of took me by surprise on the way into work as I was listening and I heard my twitter handle.. Not a bad way to start the day. I admit I still get those “They said my name, I’m routerninja! I’m that guy!” moments sometimes. I know, stupid fanboy moment but its neat to me. 🙂

So I have settled into my job this morning as an engineer at a Death Star themed telephone company. 🙂 Got my 1 year coming up here and I’m pretty happy how things are going. Got the kids coming over tonight for another fun-filled weekend. Have to make sure to remember to hit the grocery store on the way home. I am woefully low on kid supplies. That and I think I promised Abby a meatloaf. not sure why. Here’s to hoping the day goes by a little faster today.

It was a pretty good experience, I think there was some delay because I dont remember that much dead air and lulls in the conversation, my call starts at about the 41-42 minute mark, goes for about 10-15 minutes, and we cover a lot of ground from games to hockey. It was pretty awesome to be able to talk to Will and Trent, and I think I will have to do it again soon.

So I have had various handles since I dialed up to my first BBS in 1985. I’ve had lots of changes in my life, love and loss. But I think it’s about time for a serious reboot. I adopted the Routerninja name as a joke when I worked at AOL. and I guess it’s kinda stuck. So I decided today to grab the domain and build something new for me..