WHOAH WHOAH WHAOH!
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!
I CAN TALK TO GIRLS AND WATCH THEM DANCE AND SHIT?!
WELL ITS TIME FOR ME TO THROW OUT MY ANIME FIGURINES AND BARBIES AND RUNNING THE FUCK OUT OF MY MESSY ROOM TO BUY DREAM CLUB AND A PS FUCKIN’ TRIZZLE! SAYONARA SUCKERS!

Uh, excuse me, this game is about the purity of these girls and how pure they are. In their short skirts and pure, bouncing breasts, sir! How dare you call this pure game of cultural purity a simple “ecchi” game!
I am so mad, I can just thrash in my cum-stained bedsheets and crack pocky between my sweaty, greasy pudgy hands!
ARRGGHHHHH!