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Sorry, boys, no poem here, I need to make sure you piggie fuckers undertsand who this page is for. Only the sissy sluts that are comfortable enough with their piggie whoredom that they own more then one toy. So if you(or your wife/girlfriend/roommate)don't atleast own two dildos, call me through another listing or go shopping!!!
I believe that jelly, cyberskin, or rubber dongs are great for ass play! The texture gives a little, and bends to fit the curve, which is more realistic than hard plastic, acrylic, etc. However, the maintenence is important because the material can get sticky, and gross if not properly kept, so if you're a sloppy swine, you're better off with hard plastic.
Another possibility are buttplugs. They usually come in a cone shape. They are better for ass stretching, and training. Getting smaller sizes, and keeping them inside for long periods of time is best for these things, but I prefer the dildos and dongs because you can fuck yourself with those toys.
Last but not least anal beads!!! Get the ones that are rubber or jelly all the way through, the cheaper kinds that just have string tied in knots holding what looks like fishing bait makes me nervous. Make sure you get the kind that expand in girth with each balls. I love doing phone domination with anal beads because you have to take it slow, and I get time to mind fuck you twisted lil' cum buckets.
If you do get a dildo or dong, get one that vibrates at different levels, or that inflates. The vibrations help relax your mangina muscles, in order to help you take more cock, and the inflatable buttplugs and dongs and perfect for stretch exersizes!!!

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