Oh man, why didn't they come forward before all of this snowballed into racist allegation madness??

Paula Deen's sons are super super super positive that Paula is NOT a racist, and they have proof! When he was younger, Jamie says that Paula bought him HANK AARON pajamas! BOOM! PROOF!

LOLz!

We're serious! That's their proof, along with the story that they gave him the pajamas before he had his tonsils removed — and told him about the challenges Hank faced "because of his color." They even told him that people deserved to be judged on their merits, not race. Which is TOTALLY something you can easily relate to getting your tonsils out or whatever!

We're not saying he's lying about the pajamas — he probably DID have them — we're just saying that the story along with it sounds not true and totally made up! Ha!

Listen to their heartwarming story about their non-racist mother who "of course" used the n-word before, and wanted black employees to pretend to be slaves for a wedding! AFTER THE JUMP!

From their songs to their live performances, pretty much everything about british rock trio Muse is BIG! So why would we expect anything less from their latest music video for Panic Station?!

The boys certainly don't disappoint as the video kicks off with them rocking some FABULOUS outfits as they prepare to strut their stuff on the busy streets of Tokyo!

Things get a little VERY crazy after that as Matthew Bellamy and the guys are stalked by some disguised figures, find themselves in a psychedelic stairway, and then rock out with a t-rex and giant squid!

Ch-ch-check out the madness for yourself (above)!

It's nearly impossible to put all of the craziness into words, but the best part of the video comes at the end when we get to see some behind the scenes footage of the guys goofing around and having some serious "WTF are we doing??" moments!

Muse wrote, filmed, and directed the entire music video themselves. In fact, the video is filled with a lot of personal footage that we're told Kate Hudson filmed personally! Such a talented little family!

We don't know if it's supposed to be hilarious or just straight-up weird. All we know is we LOVE it! LOLz!

Oh man it seems the journalists, fans and Rihanna's peeps who are stuffed into her plane during the 777 7-day tour are up in the sky getting SO high off of Rihanna's Diamonds right now…

But it's not as heady and AWEsome as one may think!

Not only is Princess Rihanna pissing off all sorts of personnel because she keeps showing up late to airports and switching up her schedule — which will end up costing her upwards of $300,000 — the peeps ON the plane are tweeting mutiny and chaos from the inner sanctum!!

Ch-ch-check out a first hand account of the initial signs of MUTINY aboard the S.S.Rihanna (above)!