Jessica Alba: GQ Cover Girl

Jessica Alba storms onto the June 2007 cover of GQ magazine. With her six movies coming out this year, it’s not wonder Hollywood’s “It” Girl is garnering so much attention.

But will all of this work help movie execs, as Alba wryly puts it, in “getting past my hotness?”

On men and their relentless eyeballing: “When you see the camera right here, you’re like, ‘Uh, that’s my crotch… I’m going to stand over here.’ You know? Cameramen are just horny sometimes.”

On her self-proclaimed hotness closing a few doors: “Right now, I’m just exploring what my contribution to this business is—other than wearing a bikini and getting caught by the paparazzi.”

On being clumsy: “I fell so many times on The Eye, the crew there would get embarrassed for me. When I first met [co-star] Alessandro [Nivola], I fell down the stairs. And then on Fantastic Four, I would always twist my ankle and fall down completely. It’s just frustrating, always hurting yourself. For Dark Angel, Jim Cameron actually made me do gymnastics and dance training so I could be more coordinated.”

I still think she is rather to slim, esp. in some shots here, she looked so much sexier back a few years ago in 2005 (Sin City) but I really like these photos she looks cute and hot, thanks for the pics!

memo

these look like american apparel ads.

becca

…she really needs to sort her eyebrows out. just sayin’.

i do love her though.

Mmmmm

She is drop dead gorgous .. everything over fire crotch!

Souhila

Yeah memo , you’re right , American Apparel style ! She’s stunning!

black

Ewww………..so cheap.

Seriously.

I just have one word for it————BIATCH.

Sondie

Love her and her body….Perfect!

Mmmmm

I agree she could use some wgt but her smile is perfect ..

PJ

The one where she’s eating the rose? That just looks stupid. lol

so true

Coming to her senses

Finally…

Jessica Alba – dressing demurely, making comments last week about not showing off her ass and her tits, trying to go the classy route to avoid the mishaps of her peers…all part of a delusional attempt to become a serious actress. Said it before and I’ll say it again – yet another tv girl wanting more. Yet another body disguised as talent.

But when it’s on the line, when there’s a movie to promote, Jessica Alba is always good to go back to her best. And here she is lighting it up in GQ – provocative, sexy, suggestive, an amazing physique, an incredible ass: this is what she is, this is ALL she is.

I’m particularly fond of the one where water is dribbling out of her mouth. Pardon the crass but that’s a photo taken for the express purpose of jerking off.

And don’t forget – The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer comes out on June 15th. The Alba Bitch wants you to know…

Click here for the full series. She’s so horny looking, it’s wonderful.

Souhila

If I had the same body as her , I would not be ashamed to show it !

Erin

Yea Jessica, way to make people want to take you more seriously. *eye roll*

Really, these pictures of her in a bikini, wet with water dribbling out of her mouth just scream “take me seriously” don’t they? God, she’s a pretty girl, but she goes about things all wrong.

[Fug Face [You]]

wow 5-10 more pounds and she would be perfect.

Anon

I dont like these pictures of her. She’s SO much prettier with no makeup on and casual…
she looks wierd w/ makeup on. I guess that’s a good thing, tho.
and what’s up with her eyebrows?

Ariana

Why is “so true” posting Lainey’s blog comments?

eightandahalf

i’m done with lainey.. so sad but true.

matrioska

excuse me, but the photo where she dons a bubble gum flat on her face, and the one with water running down her chin while she stares like a deer caught in headlights…is that workin for a symbol as…JIZZ ON JESSICA ALBA’S PRETTY FACE?? i mean hot girl photos suck.unless u really are into the whole CUM on her face though…

ya ya

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walker

She bi*ches and moans that she doesn’t get taken seriously as an actress ( you’re not an actress though.) then she goes and shows us her excuse for an a*s and curves! I don’t think you are ever going to get the serious roles while showing yo skinny A*s all over men’s mags. Dummy.

http://www.justjared.com cook

I don’t mind that she can’t act….’cause this here isn’t a movie. FIYAH!

b*tch slap

check out her rib cage. This is not sexy. Eat already! Damn upper body is big, square, and gross.

pfft

“Right now, I’m just exploring what my contribution to this business is—other than wearing a bikini and getting caught by the paparazzi.”

She could have fooled me.

Hey Now!

She looks like a 12 yr old little girl. Why is it these grown WOMEN feel the need to look like little girls. You are supposed to have curves, you are supposed to have hips, you are supposed to have boobs. You are not supposed to look like a flat chested, rib showing 12 yr old GIRL. It’s sad she is so skinny. Put some weight on girl and stop wh*ring yourself out! I agree she needs to fix those brows.

Hey Mary, SHE IS AVERAGE..take away the PROFESSIONAL make up artist, and the PHOTOSHOP, and you have ur self a barely above average chick Sweetie.

Ummm

Yeah, R we’re just jealous *rolls eyes*. Always the idea, when another girl comments on something they don’t like about this chick. I think she’s pretty but these pictures are not her best! Ive seen far better looking pictures of her. She was absolutely gorg in Fantastic four too.

2985

Nice to see GQ going the FHM way…with a chick who claims to want to be taken more seriously no less…bwahahaha! :lol:
LOVE the previous comment re jerking off pics, the ones with her dribbling water etc, so spot on! She is cute but is this shoot meant to show how seriously she wants to be taken as ‘an actress’ or is she having fun with it? It’s funny! :lol:

LIRA

SHE IS UGLY!!!! I DONT KNOW WHY YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE WHERE IN FACT HER EYES ARE NOT LEVEL, SHE HAS AN UGLY DUCKLING EYES!!!

LIRA

GOSH SHE IS SO UGLY !!!! I DONT KNOW WHY THESE PEOPLE FIND HER ATTRACTIVE WHERE IN FACT SHE HAS AN UGLY DUCKLING EYE!!! IF YOU SEE HER IN HER MOVIES SHE IS UGLY AT ALL!!1

kayla

I hate her. She’s a terrible actress. she can’t act. and I don’t think she’s attractive or sexy.

Mondo Bongo

Attractive girl…………but photos look stiff, looks like she is not relaxed with her sexuality in front of the camera!!!

Malibumom

I have nothing to say about the picture. What I would like to say is that any woman anywhere who wants to be taken seriously in a world where the glass ceiling can get lower just because you are a woman, should utilize her intellect and talent to make her point. Regardless of the kind of body you have or do not have, I think it’s important to first know who you are and what you stand for-with that said, young women in hollywood should stop allowing agents, publicists and “their people” convince them to “whore” themselves in public. If the public wants to see you on the big screen, they will go according to how you present yourself on screen. I am reminded of actresses like Hepburn, close, streep, and field. I cannot remember them selling themselves in that way. If you work in a law firm, you should be able to be respected based on how well you represent your clients, not how well you turn the men on with your attire. My personal opinion is this. If Jessica Alba wants to be taken seriously, she should read a few books, commit to a cause of two, and draw a clear distinct line as to what she is really selling and representing with respect to acting. She should never allow anyone, any dollar amount and any fan base change that.

sez77

wow, alot of jealous people here!

i think them pictures look amazing! she is totally hot, and i wouldnt kcik her outta bed..even if i am female lol!

sez xox

Jess

She’s so pretty. Seems like she’s gettin skinnier though
She looked hottest in into the blue with paul Walker AAAHHH! SEX ON LEGS

Layla

Except for the pic where there’s water gushing from her mouth, I think she looks rather nice. Granted, I’ve never understood all the hype surrounding her. She’s pretty and she at times has a lovely curvy body but her looks aren’t extraordinary. You can find a Jessica equivalent in any urban Hispanic community in America.

Salonom

She has actually lost a lot of weight, but she is still beautiful and I love her so much!!

Malkavian

Gorgeous..period

And yes, she does want to be taken more seriously to get better roles…what is wrong with that? Don’t all actresses want to do diverse and different roles, hence being a actress?

So when other actresses i.e. Angelina, Cameron, Charlize, Drew etc, etc Pose for sexy pictures in magazines for promotion for thier up coming movies, it is ok and and they can be taken seriously, but when Jessica does it, it is not ok and she is a hypocrite??? All she said was she wanted to get past JUST being about the bikini body.She did not say she would never do it again or criticise others who have.

Jeez, you really like to criticise a nice girl like Jessica , but worship a homewrecking **** like Angelina?

inhirnamy137

I remember seeing her in the movie NEVER BEEN KISSED with Drew Barrymore and I thought she was a pretty normal weight girl…then she turned into a bony, washed out looking Hollywood bitch. Her talent is limited like Jessica Biel and still they get magazine covers over more beautiful interesting actresses. I never thought she was more then pretty or cute…I don’t get the big deal about her looks…there are tons of more exotic, healthier looking latinas.

ya ya

Oh yes we are soo jealous of her. That is what’s said when we critize somebody. But I’m not jealous of her. It’s just that She’s ugly and she is sooo overrated and she says the stupidest things. “Duh, I know I’m curvy and that I have to lose weight.”

(Good message for all of the young girls out there, Miss Anorexia. ) and she is not talented. No Way! All she has is this. Her looks. Or what is left of them. Her talent is Showing her skinny A*s and ribs.

ya ya

So when other actresses i.e. Angelina, Cameron, Charlize, Drew etc, etc Pose for sexy pictures in magazines for promotion for thier up coming movies, it is ok and and they can be taken seriously, but when Jessica does it, it is not ok and she is a hypocrite???

Yes she is a hypocrite. All of these actresses (talented) you mentioned are serious actresses who are respected and they don’t have to be showin’ the goods to get the good roles.
Jessica says

” Oh yeah. I had to wear these a*sless chaps and a little vest. And I asked the crew if I could wear some underwear and a bra..Giggles*.” Well how good of you Miss Alba. Stupid!

Note to Jessica: Um you get these roles because you pose half naked in magazines to whore yourself out to the media, then you accept sexy roles where you have to be half naked to whore yourself out the media. Are you that Dumb? UM. HELLO! She’s dug her own Grave. See YA!

b*tch slap

She has a weird shaped head. It’s like an upside down eggplant. No! More like a lightbulb. Nothing special here.