Bumbling Gennie turns out to have all kinds of hidden talents tonight. First of all, she turns up with a flippin’ great snake to help Bob and Jamie get over their fear of all things slithery.

And then Nicola recruits her as the choir’s new secret weapon. Of course, Gennie isn’t the only one in Emmerdale who can carry a tune.

Come to think of it, even as David and Eric plot to turn the church into luxury apartments, who was that singing Don’t Stop Me Now on last year’s series of Soapstar? Oh yes, David.

He’d make such a lovely choirboy, wouldn’t he?

CORONATION STREET

For a reminder of all the reasons why we love Corrie, this blissful, hour-long episode really can’t be beaten.

Tonight finds our favourite hapless hero Steve McDonald perched on the horns of what is a very Steve-like dilemma. He’s supposed to be helping Michelle prepare for her parents’ surprise wedding anniversary party. But he knows in his heart that his rightful place should be in court, keeping Becky out of prison.

Now does anybody doubt for a second that Steve will do the right thing – even when the right thing involves lying to his girlfriend, committing perjury and (bizarrely) getting punched in the nose?