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Miley Cyrus is doing a year long campaign with V Magazine, where every month they release a new picture of her tits, at least that’s what I made up in my head, because I have a distinct memory of seeing these pics already, yet for some reason they are still circulating…something I am into, because when it comes to Miley, I am into her…as long as it is in pictures and not her running her half retard, hick mouth, because that just throws off everything she’s doing that I can masturbate to…which is pretty much everything she does because Miley is amazing…and gets how to slut it out…while staying compelling enough to watch.

Miley Cyrus, who I do find hot. I’ve seen her a few feet away from me randomly, then again that could have been some schoolboy I thought was Miley Cyrus, because gender is so ambiguous these days, and why the hell would Miley be outside my house walking around with a basketball, she tries to be hood, but not that hood…

The fact is, that she’s not a little teen gay boy, but a babe, she’s tall, lean, has skinny legs and a lesbian haircut…and she gets naked and slutty as part of her attempt to be edgy, even though she’s fucking vanilla Hollywood shit even if she’s railing drugs and fucking random black dudes in her 10 million dollar home..she’s still Disney and her act is fucking lame…but still better than other girls out there…as long as she doesn’t talk…

Now she posted this picture from V Magazine…that I assume we’ve seen HERE or somewhere else on the site…so the pic itself isn’t that interesting…

But what is interesting is her command of the English language:

don’t forget we in every issue

So hood, maybe hick, either way…who needs school, or literacy when you Miley…and were set for life before being Miley thanks to Achy Breaky Heart residuals….and school just gets in the way of her spreading her vagina on the internet.

Miley Cyrus is a babe…I am pretty into all that she is doing, at least in Pop music, because let’s face it, who gives a fuck about any of the other popstars…they are just as bullshit as this one, but they have far less to prove in efforts to break free from being a Disney Bitch, looking for street cred, going to that extreme…which makes them more boring in their attempts…

So here is Miley, who is a babe, in some lingerie looking outfit at an event…and if you look at it cross eyed for long enough, you’ll totally see her vag.

Miley Cyrus posted a pretty patriotic picture for President’s Day, in what I think is a weird tribute, that at least one ex president probably jerked off to, if he still has a prostate, because she is living the American dream…thanks to America being 80 percent full retard controlled by the Disney Channel, without that she’d never exist… and a homegrown hick from the trailer park turned rich as fuck, is what it’s all about. Making her a figurehead for your great nation…and I’d say it is a nice change of pace from her normal naked, bondage, sexed up, showing her nipple stuff…but the reality is it’s not….and Miley’s pretty hot, and in her unauthentic performance art shit, being all Hollywood pretending to be pushing the boundaries, she’s still pretty fucking hot…no matter how much you haters hate.

Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit…

Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck…

Here’s a little Miley in a red dress, showing what may be the outter lip of her vagina, because Miley doesn’t give a fuck…but probably not giving a fuck is part of her actually giving a fuck…so she can say and act like she doesn’t give a fuck…but if she really didn’t give a fuck, she’d probably be living in Idaho on the farm or some shit….not that it matters, I love Miley…she can do no wrong.

Here’s some weirdo Miley Cyrus in panties, bare ass, with her titties taped up, looking amazing, because she is amazing, doing some high concept art film that I can masturbate to, because it’s got a little fishnet, a little bodnage, a little covering herself in random black paint, because she’s a hick and a racist….and really the highlight of it all for any Miley fetishist, is her mouth gagged so you don’t have to hear her voice ruin all the good about her, like that she’s tall, thin, long legged and hot as fuck…

I am a fan of what she’s doing, whether it is authentic or not, it’s pushing limits and that’s better than what most of these assholes are doing…

Here’s the story – via NYPOST:

Cyrus submitted her short film, “Tongue Tied” — which depicts the almost-nude “Wrecking Ball” singer in bondage gear and sexually suggestive poses — to the NYC Porn Film Festival, which begins in Bushwick on Feb. 27.

It’s not pure pornography — the video has no sex, and though she writhes around in her underwear, she keeps her nipples covered. But it’s full of bondage imagery: Cyrus dons a blindfold, has her legs constrained by straps and is tied to a chair with only black tape covering her nipples. It’s a touch “Fifty Shades” with a pinch of Madonna’s “Justify My Love” video.

It isn’t the weekend, unless Miley does something topless, because topless is edgy and making some kind of social justice stance that doesn’t matter, about freeing your tits because they are just tits, even though she censored those tits to comply with instagram’s no tit policy….

I guess their are worse things she could be fighting for, even though girls have been getting topless forever, it’s really not a big deal to be topless, and seeing tits isn’t all that crazy in this internet porn filled world, but seeing tits is still better than not seeing tits…

Anyway, she’s with her groupie, weirdo, star of her own friend who used to hit me on in the internet before she got famous…making her lame as fuck…but still topless too…

I’d expect Miley Cyrus to be topless at the beach, because she is an advocate of the whole free the nipple campaign, she is an exhibitionist who has put herself out there, and I guess what it comes down to is that they are just tits….who gives a fuck…and more importantly, they are tits we’ve all seen, and when cast around that boyish face and hair, they are tits we may not even want to see, unless you are me, in which case, you like seeing all tits, even when you’re desensitized to tits, and the only think that can actually get you off is fisting videos….making it much more challenging for famous people to fame whore, cuz everyone is naked everywhere…all the time…who cares.

A few minutes ago, Miley Cyrus posted an instagram video of her dancing like a shitty bootleg stripper in a bikini…using her Mexican manicured garden as a stripper pole, and the whole thing was glorious, if you find obsessing over young starlet you can see naked on the internet, dancing in bikinis, in videos you can see on their own social media something that is glorious….I find it something pretty humiliating, I mean I’m a grown man, why the fuck am I spending my saturday looking at this bullshit…but for some reason..a reason I call marriage…I am….

Miley Cyrus was out being normal, with what looks like her gay best friend, who is actually her boyfriend, who you can assume may be a bit of a pussy, thanks to being raised by nannies with a silver spoon in his mouth, coddled by everyone around him….from my experience, rich kid dudes are pretty much massive bitches who still call their dad’s daddy, and cry when they don’t get to take out the family Ferrari…when they want to take out the family Ferrari…but I am just speculating based on how not into Miley he looks, which could have a lot of fucking reasons, and more importantly, after hearing Miley speak, how deep voiced she is, you’d have to like grown men, because the sounds she probably makes when getting fucked, likely sound like a truck stop bathroom…where gays meet on the Downlow…

That said, her butt is good…and when it comes to pics…that’s all that matters…

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards…

Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout?

It isn’t a day…without a Miley Cyrus picture in it…So here is the Miley Cyrus picture of the day her bending into a car like a street hooker…because she’s a hooker…not that I like to call girls hookers…and I love hookers…but sometimes girls choose to be hookers…like Miley…and that is magical…enough…

Miley is an exhibitionist, fame seeking, attention loving, circus clown filling god knows what void, but I dig her hustle, her campaign, her strategy, her vision…not because it feels authetic hipster weird, but because it’s trying to be authentic hipster weird, and in this porn generation, that usually means a solid amount of sex and sexuality and exhibitionism…that I assume….is awful, boring, all show…and that in person…she’s just a bratty little troll who doesn’t shut her deep voice up…

Or the V Magazine Polaroids…it’s hard to not buy into her bullshit lie…crackhead artist shit…it is impossible to pretend it is real…because it makes her interesting, or more interesting than a vapid, spoiled rich kid pile of shit…

In a world full of easy to digest content that is overly saturated…..everyone producing bullshit all day, everyday, for their own social media channels, you know too much content for anyone to even notice, does Miley Cyrus naked make a sound….I’m thinking it probably does, at least for for V Magazine that is probably getting a lot of clicks for these “polaroids” that were published…because a naked Miley, in all her craziness, is not that exciting, but it is still naked and worth lookin at, I guess….

I was more interested in the bloody inner thigh picture she posted, because I like to think of it as a miscarriage, because the idea of Miley reproducing is a fucking nightmare to me, so kill that fucker before it crawls out and pollutes the world…

I guess I was also more interested at Bai Ling, who must be in her 50s now, who was invited to the same event, despite being Bai Ling, and one of the lowest profile people in the history of red carpets, including and not limited to your local furniture store’s new location opening…with red carpet to feel luxurious…she’s a fucking nobody….and nothing, but so was her shirt’s opacity…totally see through…making me mad she wore the pasties…she’s at a level of fame that should be no pasties mandatory…