Kelly Clarkson Is Having a Horrible Pregnancy

Not so long ago, Kelly Clarkson wouldn’t shut up about how badly she wanted her new husband Brandon Blackstock to knock her up in time for Christmas. She actually got her wish (though something tells me she already had it when she was pretending otherwise), and she’s actually realised pregnancy isn’t all that fun. In fact, it downright sucks, and that whole “motherly glow” thing might be a load of bullshit.

From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DS):

“I vomit a good dozen times a day,” she said during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

“It’s, like, bad. I vomited before coming out here and I had a peppermint so you didn’t [know]! I’m not even kidding, it’s so bad… it’s like so gross.”

Welcome to what most people’s pregnancies are like – especially the first time around. It’s no mystery that the first trimester tends to suck, and morning sickness is a pretty universally known thing, girl.

Well, Kelly isn’t out of her first trimester and is already showing – I’d say it’s gonna be a boy. Or twins! TWO BABIES! AH!!!

Yeah. Rumor after rumor. Story after story. No denials. Just silence and then go give some flimsy interview. C’mon now… It has reached a level that has surely come to her attention. The whispers are too loud and she needs to address this shit.

Well, she’s always been fighting the “battle of the bulge”. She’s one of those poor girls who diet like crazy to squeeze into their wedding dresses. They get pregnant and they blow up and need gastric by-pass if they ever want to get to the point of being thin. Send Kelly a pair of Nuclear Spanx for post pregnancy.. Yeah, I’m a bitch…I’m also right.