Why can't I ever come home to find a cute blond passed out drunk on my couch? Calling the cops would be the last thing on my mind, the strength and soundproofness of the basement would be the first thing I would consider though....

Pribar:Why can't I ever come home to find a cute blond passed out drunk on my couch? Calling the cops would be the last thing on my mind, the strength and soundproofness of the basement would be the first thing I would consider though....

danielscissorhands:Pribar: Why can't I ever come home to find a cute blond passed out drunk on my couch? Calling the cops would be the last thing on my mind, the strength and soundproofness of the basement would be the first thing I would consider though....

I hear rape is the new in thing. :P

A month or so of random light and darkness so she doesn't know if it's day or night, restricted access to food and water to reinforce the dependency, a few minor rewards for good behavior and Stockholm syndrome will set in so technically it won't be rape...

I am guessing that she is not from the US and doesn't have a place to live so that is why she has her passport with her. I am wondering if she is a victim of human trafficking, but then where are her handlers. Maybe she is a student and became too drunk to make it back to her dorm or something, because she said she didn't want to sleep on the street.

Had I been the one to find her I would have let her stay and try to work out some sexual favor for the drinking of my wine and breaking into my home. Depending on her situation I might let her stay with me for a time and/or give her some money.

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker:Plastic Trash Vortex: Who brings their passport with them on a home invasion? Or, for that matter, ANYWHERE that doesn't involve crossing an international border at some point.