Who’s Nower – Round of 2

Well, here we are everybody. After almost five long weeks of drawn-out action, we’ve finally reached the dramatic conclusion of the 2013 HFTE Who’s Nower competition.

This week’s matchup is not for the faint of heart. In one corner we have the purveyor of strong takes and hard truths, PFTCommenter. In the other corner, we have a legend in his own right, Piggy Poop Balls.

Before we get to the voting, I’d just like to say a few-

Excuse me. I seem to be getting a bit choked up.

Anyway, like I was saying, this has been a really-

Wow. I told myself I wasn’t going to let my emotions get the better of me here.

You know what? I can’t do this. Just watch the video.

…and with that, the polls are now open. Voting will end around 9 PM or so on Tuesday, July 2nd.

(3) Piggy Poop Balls vs. (1) PFTCommenter

(1) PFTCommenter (62%, 75 Votes)

(3) Piggy Poop Balls (38%, 46 Votes)

Total Voters: 121

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UPDATE (3 PM – Tuesday, June 25th): We have been contacted by PFTCommenter, who wishes to pass along the following message to you all.

Im honored to make the finals verse the only person in this competition with balls big enough to take on my barrelfire takes and blistering NFL realtime reactions. First of all Id like to acknowledge my competition Jamal McGee, Jennifer Lawrence, and Other. There all competitiors and God bless them.

That said I cant in good conscioius go up against a Pig with balls so big that when it shits the poop gets stuck on them which is such a metaphor for Big Bens pocket presence and why he takes so many sacks but also you cant help but cheer him on. The mark of a true champion is sportsmenship something McGee obviously didnt know anything about but I do. Id like to offer a olive branch to Piggy Poop Balls and suggest that HFTE awards him with the first ever Whose Now championship.

He has also sent along the following picture to express his admiration for Piggy Poop Balls:

In the spirit of the competition, I have decided to keep the polls open, but please take PFTCommenter’s words to heart before voting. Thank you.