In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.

The mc guyver of the security biz. How lOng until to give Milton the heave-ho and start getting your own contracts?

In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.

Security work was starting to sound kind of glamorous, until this post.

In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.

Alright guys, I've been handling a disturbance on The Free Chatline phone line, as I am the guest moderator tonight. Things seem relatively quiet on Getbig.com, I'm about to heat up some Chinese Food I found in the lunch room refrigerator, so I'll be back shortly.[/quoteSweeeeeetttttttt.........found food of peace!!

In this line of work I've seen (and eaten) it all, from two week old pizza to rancid tuna sandwiches. I've got a cast iron stomach. And if by some fluke I did get the runs I simply use a homemade adult diaper: grab a maxi pad from the Ladies Room, and after taking a messy dump, wedge the maxi pad up between the butt cheeks to keep the keister region dry and comfy for the duration of the security shift.

This is like a south park episode. Do you keep brown paper bags close by too? They are handy if you suddenly get ill and need to vomit.

After membership on over fifty chat forums, many of which I proudly served as moderator, I would like to think I know a thing or two about handling these troublemakers. Cranks like Arse and Howard are a dime a dozen, and can be easily handled with advanced "mental judo" techniques.