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RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I’ll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers, HOOKERS.

DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you’re getting at.

RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they’d hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to perform a blumpkin? All they know is killing and white uniforms.

Zsa ZsaMay 14, 2005

Smooth…Mmmmm …I love sucking face…You must wax!…Your cheak is so nice and firm…Mmm Mmm! You don’t even know my name…Mmmmm