WE ASKED FOR YEARS THAT YOU STAY TUNED FOR AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! UNFORTUNATELY THAT ANNOUNCEMENT PROBABLY WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPEN! PERHAPS I CAN NOW SPEND MY TIME FIGURING OUT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!

WHO ARE
THEY?

The McBride Brothers are a sketch comedy troupe from renowned comedy capital Ft. Wayne, IN. Formed while attending the same high school, they've spent years cultivating a bizarrely original brand of humor that will perplex sociologists and pediatrists for centuries. They are the authors of "The A.D.D. Channel", "The Perfect Duo" and the award winning feature "Election Day."

HOW DID IT
BEGIN?

During the Great Famine, our Great Great Grandfather Cecil McBride was faced with a Sophie's choice: he would either sell his Whiskey Farm or Sophie the comedy troupe he'd cobbled together from spare leather and sheep intestines. He sold the farm, believing comedy was more valuable for laughter was the best medicine. Unfortunately, laughter proved no match for cholera and Cecil died during the boat ride from Ireland. Cecil's lone child, a son named Seamus, carried the comedy troupe the rest of the way to America. Along the way, the comedy troupe fought alongside Seamus McBride in the Civil War, formed the Bull Moose Party with Teddy Roosevelt and Fergal McBride, and co-created the television show 'Small Wonder' with our mother, Meeker McBride, who eventually bequeathed it to (upon?) us.