Alert: Starbucks Now Offers Avocado Toast

A brunch dream come true.

It's a universal truth that coffee and avocados are two things that should always be treated with the utmost seriousness, which is why all the world's chill has evaporated at this news: Starbucks and avocado toast, two of our favorite things about mornings (or, OK, about any time of day), have united at long last in one of the greatest brunch unions ever recorded in history.

In an effort to "fuel the warmer days ahead," Starbucks announced Tuesday that stores nationwide will now offer Organic Avocado Spread to be lovingly smeared atop any and all of your favorite breakfast food items. The extra-smooth spread, which was previously available only in select markets, is made from fresh, organic Hass avocados, sea salt, onion, garlic, jalapeño pepper, and lime juice, and sounds like something pretty close to guacamole, which isn't something we're upset about.

Another aspect of the spread that the internet has been quick to point out? It's green. Like, really green. So green, in fact, that some avocado aficionados are calling out the color as a little odd among the decidedly positive reviews of the new item's taste that have started popping up on social media.

Clearly, it's not easy being green, but along with its momentous avocado announcement, Starbucks has created a few other new menu items. Apparently, the chain's health kick doesn't begin and end with avocado spread: Starbucks introduced a Gluten-Free Smoked Canadian Bacon Breakfast Sandwich, the first gluten-free sandwich it has ever offered. Other new selections include the Sprouted Grain Bagel, a vegan bagel topped with whole grain oats, brown and golden flax, sunflower seeds and wheat (and probably goes great with avocado spread); Lemon Chiffon Yogurt; Berry Trio Yogurt; a Peanut Butter Cup Cookie; and a Parrot Cake Pop, which is decorated as colorfully as its avian namesake. There are also a few new packaged food options: Country Archer Jerky, Droga Money on Honey Dark Chocolate French Sea Salt, Bissinger’s Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Mini, and Goodie Girl Mint Slims.