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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...

Me: Hey I want to take the motorcycle knowledge test
ICBC dude: We close in 1/2 an hour and you wont be able to do the test that quickly
Me: I dont think that'll be an issue, if I run out of time i'll leave and pay the fee to try again later.
ICBC dude: No sorry, you can't do the test that quickly, go out to the burnaby office, they're open later. (i was at the commercial dr office)
go out to the burnaby centre in rush hour traffic, 7.2 minutes later i'm done the test...
damn guy

really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...

Say what you want, think what you will. As long as I get paid well to do what I love, work for the country's 20th biggest paper, get my stuff published word-for-word in the Globe and Mail, have the National Post following up on my stories, and have CBC/CTV/Global reporters following me around scenes to get their clips, I'll keep on smiling.