Then again, he also
devotes significant energy to rooting out handicapped-parking cheats and
wading chest-deep into floodwaters during tropical storms, all in that
inimitable Dolcefino style, a style which now includes misdemeanor trespassing. We know how hard it is to keep a low profile when
serving your "probation-like supervision," so allow us to suggest some
trespass-appropriate movies to help while away those nine months.

5. Flight of the Intruder (1991)
If only the brass had taken the gloves off in Vietnam and let pilots
indiscriminately bomb whatever targets they felt like after waking up
with a hangover and a case of the clap, Hanoi would now be known as
"West Seattle." Brought to you by John "Red Dawn" Milius, who never met
a piece of armament he couldn't fetishize.

4. Breaking In (1989)Boogie Nights was still a loooong way off for Burt Reynolds,
and the late `80s/early `90s were not a good time for the former Paul
Crewe. Looking at Casey Siemaszko, I guess we know who Pauly Shore
copped his look from. On a list of movies penned by John Sayles, this
ranks below them all.
Yes, even Piranha.

3. Breach (2007)
The good news is that perennial Hollywood pretty boy Ryan Phillippe made
a movie where he actually held his own alongside Chris Cooper. The bad
news is nobody saw it, meaning that Way of the Gun sequel is
probably just around the corner.

2. Trespass (1992)
Renamed from Looter, apparently to preserve the feelings of the
people who stole toilet paper during the L.A. riots, this was the first
(and last) movie to unite the two hip-hop "Ice" men (T and Cube). It was
also the movie that burned through the last bit of 48
Hours-related goodwill anyone felt towards Walter Hill.

1. Unlawful Entry (1992)
I can't be the only person who saw this and realized that Ray Liotta,
who two years earlier had appeared in Goodfellas, had just
enjoyed the briefest tenure at the top since William Henry Harrison.