20 Awesome Pick-Up Lines that Will Absolutely Not Work

By
Wes Van HornAugust 21, 2014

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Every guy knows the anxious feeling while approaching an attractive girl at the bar. What do you say to impress her? A million brilliant lines float through your mind before you blurt out, “There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited.” Why is she walking away? You’re drunk! Is she expecting Ernest Hemingway-level eloquence?