Honey BBQ Fritos Are The Only Corn Chips, All Others Are Trash

It’s National Corn Chip day, and before you start mouthing off about all tortillas being corn chips I’m gonna stop you right there because although you’re technically right, you’re just being annoying.

When I ask someone if they want corn chips, something like this pops up in their head.

A post shared by 👑QF™ (@queenfrostine815) on Apr 12, 2012 at 7:47pm PDT

Tortilla chips like Tostitos and Doritos and Santitas don’t count, we’re talking about thick cut, overly salty, ‘Murican corn chips and for the most part, they taste like feet.

Sure, you’ll eat some Dipsy Doodles if you’ve got a hankering for something salty. Usually they’ll come for free with the chopped cheese you ordered at your bodega, or you’ll nab a bag up for 25-cents. You try and forget how bad they taste, but one bite is all you need to remember the horror.

But if you just want to eat a bag of corn chips without having to worry about all the struggle of putting accoutrements, then you’re going to want to grab the only good, ‘Murican style corn chips on the market.

Which could be a recipe for disaster, I mean, imagine having several of these bags on hand. The munchies, combined with the deliciousness of these bad boys, means there will be no end to the eating/getting ripped in sight.

Now as delicious as these things are, there are some paces they just can’t be put through.