I just do that with lesbians, like “come on, you’re not that lesbian. For heaven’s sake, you’re just being difficult now.” She’s in a happy relationship, isn’t she? I won’t rest, until every lesbian relationship in Britain has been disrupted by an unwelcome boorish Essex boy.

I’m so sure that all the lesbians in the land are like “I guess I could try it with this loud, hairy British man.”

Although the Macklemore & Ryan Lewis video for”Same Love” was making its rounds on the internet months ago, it’s only been recently that the song itself has popped up on radio stations. HitFix thinks its the first same-sex radio hit, but they clearly aren’t familiar with Melissa Etheridge.