Troll Sceince

If we know science right, whatever we do, the
opposite will happen in an alternate universe
somewhere in space.
This universe. Alternate Universe.
pr I am going to
hold the ball.
pr I am not going to
hold the hall.
I am going to
schwoopy. ‘W’ Soopr
w schwoopy.
Go into an alternate universe and
find your clone. Tell him to say the
following things.
Can you say the
following:
I will not live
forever.
I will not gain
infinite money.
I will not get free
energy.
I will not go into
space.
Because your clone says all this, you will live forever, gain
money, get free enegy and go into space!
Now bring your clone back into your world and this time, you
say what he said.
I will not live
forever. not
gain inifinite money.
I will not get free
energy. I will not go
into space.
NOW BOTH OF YOU WILL GET
INFINITE MONEY, INFINITE LIFE,
INFINITE ENERGY AND INFINITE
SPACE! CONGRATULATIONS!

OK how about this. If you are going to be such a little fag about it. You tell him to say it AFTER you go back to your universe. THEN IT WOULD WORK. Anyway it's ******* troll science is it supposed to make sense?

he says he won't live forever
you say you will live forever
still doesn't make you immortal
and troll science is something that looks like it might work at first sight, but when looking closely you can find the mistake. just like troll quotes seem legit at first.