This Is What Happens When It Rains in Hollywood Right Before the Oscars

Believe it or not, it’s raining (like precipitating ACTUAL RAIN) in Los Angeles, just days before the Oscars. Because raindrops are an unprecedented phenomenon here, and because this is the most dramatic place on Earth, no one knows how to deal with it. But, here's what we're expecting:

1. The Academy scrambles to get their shit together.

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Emergency $750,000,000 budget for tents... for RAIN.

2. AT ALL COSTS, SAVE THE HOLY GRAIL.

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3. Everyone wonders how those celebrities will survive in their red carpet gowns.

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Will they still be OK in the rain? Will every star have enough assistants to hold an umbrella for them? #PrayForTheCelebs