Going to Paris to shoot an interview with Lady Gaga makes for a good Facebook status update in its own right, but what happened in the 10 seconds as I went to put on her microphone made that update more interesting.

You see, I'm not sure but.... Lady Gaga and I may be married.

Okay, fine, not really - but here's what happened.

As Lady Gaga and fashion designer Nicola Formichetti (he designed Lady Gaga's famous "meat" dress) came in for our interview and I went to put their microphones on them, Lady Gaga's sparkly ring flew off her hand and settled into the corner. Being the gallant person that I am, I went and picked it up for her.

I was just going to hand it back to her, but as I approached, she stuck her hand out with her fingers extended. I thought for a second, and then asked, "Which finger?"

She indicated her middle finger and so I placed the ring back on her hand.

At that point she looked at me, smiled, fluttered her eyelashes a bit and said, "I do."

I smiled back and would have laughed, but I knew we were on a time crunch so I quickly set about putting on her microphone.

It was only later after the interview was over and we were packing up that I got to chuckle about it. When I revealed that the Lady herself had offered her hand, some questioned if marriage would make me "Lord Gaga." (It has a nice Sith Lord sound to it, like I am part of the brethren of Lord Vader, don't you think?)

My sister even admitted that even though she loved my wife, having Lady Gaga as a sister-in-law for one evening would be kind of fun.

Yes, that's right - I'm already taken. Sorry, Lady Gaga - as nice as it was that you said "I do," I'm already in love with my wife.

This is so funny people have time to write about this ,there are more important things going on. I just so happened to find this site for homework. Dont you people have better things to do oh guess not.

Camera man may need to get some adivse in the event it happens again like for example saying I'm already taken but I know of someone who isn't and enjoys listening to Gaga music while eating sea food on the beaches of [citation needed]

Poor cameraman not knowing in what kind of mess he is putting himself. Not knowing whether he will be sleeping with a man or a woman, because until now no one knows what it is! Half man half woman, weird and a total mess in a global time of chaos. These are the last days, just follow doctor David Owuor. God will shake you US for making these evil idols arise!

Before everyone gets caught up in all the "originality" of Gaga's meat dress, know that she had a predecessor, a woman artist by the name of Jana Sterbak some 25 years ago. Here's a link: http://collections.walkerart.org/item/object/957

It's a blog post. Posted by a CNN camera man. Which should be pretty apparent if you're paying attention. If you're looking for real news stories written by "professional writers" then perhaps you should stay on the glittery tourist strip of CNN.com and not wander into the dark alleyways. 😉

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I don't think the last line is necessary at all... I love my wife too (she's my little bunny 🙂 and I wouldn't know what to do with out her) and I would want to proclaim my love right here too if I was writing this article. It's very romantic!!

Anyway, I've got a feeling you don't have the qualifications for the "evil Lord Gaga" type. Lady Gaga has, however, gone up several notches in my estimation. She sounds very down to earth and sweet which is very refreshing these days.

And 24 hours after this, she brought a 10-year-old fan, Maria Aragon, on stage, picked her up and swung her around, sat down at her piano with Maria on her lap, played and sang a duet with her before a sold out crowd in Toronto. She's not only far more down to earth than people realize, she's also much kinder and more compassionate. But that's not what gets the press.