Okay, I have to call “prank alert” here on your post ... the “sleeping in the middle of the road” thing made me curious, so I started googling ... and the only mention I can find of that is right here on this page! LOL!

Do you have a link for that stat of people dying from sleeping in the middle of the road? I sure would like to see it!

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posted on 05/19/2013 11:12:05 PM PDT
by Hetty_Fauxvert
(FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)

Bingo. I know at least two. Mind you, they’re already taking professional safeguards against food poisoning, so they do have that going. The spit-in-the-customer’s-food creeps in the fast food industry, not so much.

Imagine that, CDC numbers proving the coprophiliacs, aka gays, have an average lifespan of 42 years, is just too gay. Since homos can’t convince normal adults of all tha gay virtues, they must go after our children.

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posted on 05/20/2013 4:00:55 AM PDT
by Neoliberalnot
(Marxism works well only with the uneducated and the unarmed.)

The intentional stupidity on the part of the homo crowd & the liberal perverse bigots is just astounding! It's not politically correct to identify homosexual activity as the root cause, so therefore the NYT says with a very stupid look on their collective faces..."and nobody knows exactly why".

“Human possums” indeed! Thanks for the link. This seems to come under the heading of what my husband and I call “Things You Never Thought of Before.”

I once worked for the City of Arlington, TX and had occasion to look back through their archives. One tidbit I ran across was that the two main causes of death for the year 1918 were the great flu (no surprise there), and being hit by a train. I never did figure out the train part. My surmise was that since roads were not very prevalent and not very good when they were there, people did a lot of walking on the convenient train tracks.

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posted on 05/20/2013 9:39:45 AM PDT
by Hetty_Fauxvert
(FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)

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