THE BIBLE: THE COMPLETE WORD OF GOD (ABRIDGED)Fairfield FootlightersNov. 10-19Fairfield Community Arts Center

Cast: Jake Brown, Sarah Burch & Anna Schindler

An affectionate, irreverent roller-coaster ride from fig leaves to Final Judgment, tackling the great theological questions: Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did Moses really look like Charlton Heston? And why isn’t the word “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds? Whether you’re Catholic or Atheist, Muslim or Jew, Protestant or Purple People Eater, you will be tickled by this romp through old-time religion.