Chris Brown Sings About How Bad He Wants To F*ck Rihanna On Her New Song

When word got out last week that Chris Brown would appear on a remix of Rihanna’s “Birthday Cake,” obviously there were some strong reactions, although some were tempered by the fact this could all just be hype and/or there’s a good chance Chris Brown only sings a quick couple second hook. Turns out it’s way worse than that because not only did they release two tracks, Chris Brown sings about how bad he wants to fuck Rihanna because it’s “been a long time” to which she responds, “Remember how you did it? Remember how you fit it? If you still wanna kiss it, come, come and get it.” So here’s just a quick reminder of who exactly Rihanna’s singing about make-up banging because her label convinced her it would sell more albums. Also, she did kind of peep his phone causing this whole mess, so in a way they’re the (second) real victim in all this:

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
“Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
“Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’
” The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
“Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’ After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’
“Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
“Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
“Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
“Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
“Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
“Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
“She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
“Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response.

In fairness, I don’t see how you respond to that without writing a song where your attacker gets to lick your birthday cake vagina. It’s practically a reflex.

She must have read all the tweets over the past year from females who wrote things along the lines of: “You can beat me anytime, Chris!”.
Then, realizing she was losing a potential female fan base, she and her label arranged a duet.
More vapid cunts wanting a borderline talented black dude to punch the fuck out of their faces so he can fuck ’em with his long skinny dick afterwards, while at the same time NOT boycotting the music from his (“she obviously had it coming to her!”) Ex means more $$ in Rhianna’s pockets.

Are the Obamas the ONLY “famous” black people in the U.S. with a sense of class and a modicum of decency?

Wow, way to end your post with a racist remark.
You extrapolate that the Obamas are the only famous black people who are classy and decent because of this ongoing Rihanna/Chris Brown thing? Are you joking?

I did not find his comment racist at all. If anything he was pointing out the fact that black society instead of punishing and shunning Chris Brown like they should instead are running to support him and others like him if for no other reason than he is black and that black people and families should strive to be more like an Obama type family.

If you read his fans’ comments, you notice a lot of them support him for no other reason than they think he is somehow being targeted and persecuted by the evil white man and not because he beat the living shit out of another human being, his own girlfriend.

Are there a lot of racist people out there? Yes, but you have to admit, black society has some serious problems and a lot of morons running around in it that unfortunately bring down the rest of the race.

what you say his so stupid and pathetic I’M BLACK and I DON’T SUPPORT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND I WAS CHRIS BROWN FAN AND I STOP LISTENING TO HIS STUPID SONGS+ I STOP LISTENING TO RIHANNA STUPID SONGS BECAUSE SHE HIS NO MODEL TO OUR COMMUNITY…….THINK BEFORE SAYING SHIT ON THE NET AND STOP PUTTING EVERY BLACK IN THE SAME BASKET…..(not all chris brown fans are blakc duhhh)

Lol, this thread made me laugh. Paf wasn’t racist. But I still think Bill Cosby is the coolest black guy out there due to his Pound Cake speech. I was reading El Jefe’s comment and agreeing, then I saw Elisa’s comment and it was just icing on the cake! I almost wonder if that WAS a racist white person trying to prove that black people often live up to their stereotype.

That’s for adultery. Try reading a little before saying stupid shit on the internet. And anyway, it’s really none of our business. If Rihanna and Chris want to be together again (which they don’t, I’m sure they weren’t even at the studio at the same time, it probably took zero effort on her part because I doubt she had to deal with him at all) then that’s their prerogative.
It seriously amazes me how much people care about what people do in their personal lives or relationships with other people, and how much judgement they need to pass to feel good about their own lives. It sickens me.

It seriously amazes me how much people care about what people do in their personal lives or relationships with other people, and how much judgement they need to pass to feel good about their own lives. It sickens me.

Just in case you didn’t know this mickey B, but by you writing “wear an A on her jacket” this is from a book/ also a movie if you can’t read, of the SCARLET LETTER by Nathaniel Hawthorne. The main character was made to wear the letter A for adultery when she was accused for sleeping with a married man. Now granted you probably didn’t mean to reference the book, but that doesn’t mean that Marley is stupid for telling you the correct reference….

Alanis, this topic upsets people because there are so many mentally deficient children out there that appear to idolise CB and Rihanna. We worry about the CHILDREN. No one cares what happens to those two punkass abuse junkies.
The only people calling us judgmental are the ones that think beatings are okay. Do you give them or receive them?

I sincerely hope that no one feels sorry for her when he actually kills her this time because it will absolutely be her fault. If you’re stupid enough to put gun in your mouth, whether you have the intention of pulling the trigger or not, then you are absolutely responsible for the consequences if it does indeed go off and kill you.

Thank you for running the description of this horrific, inhumane incident along with this story. The mind tends to soften celebrity behavior in retrospect. Fine, but this is one that shouldn’t be forgotten, not only for its abuse of women, but for its sadistic nature and Brown’s total lack of remorse.