Thursday, September 28, 2006

Arrest Naomi!

Supermodel and superbeater, Naomi Campbell, may be finding herself in handcuffs soon and it's not going to be her choice. Naomi failed to show up at a court hearing yesterday regarding charges that she gave one of her housekeepers a royal beating.

The Judge announced: "She is absolutely obligated to appear at the next court date or the law will go into effect. A bench warrant will be issued."

She is set to appear in court on November 15th and if she doesn't show then, a warrant will be issued for her arrest.

Naomi's attorney blames the press, "The press is all over this girl. There are over 100 cameramen outside this courthouse."

The press?! Please, she was probably recovering from a 6-day bender. I can't believe they aren't arresting her ass! Don't you get a warrant for your arrest when you don't show up for jury duty? This dumb dumb. They should lock her up with Paris Hilton. The two will scratch each other's eyes out.