The fact that professionals like this actually exist in the world fills me with an immense amount of joy. Picturing this dude taking the leap of faith into a damn grave is nothing short of hysterical. Can you imagine? And the awkwardness, chaos that must inevitably follow? Like you can't really walk that one off, and I'm assuming the process that goes into getting him out of the grave is profoundly cringeworthy as well.

March Madness is in full effect, and one little guy is really feeling it.

At the Northwestern-Gonzaga game yesterday, refs called a technical on Northwestern coach Chris Collins after he complained about a missed goal-tending call. Me talking about basketball is hard. Anyway, the refs messed up, a coach complained about it, and then he got in trouble too. That's the gist.