Tag: Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA – Shortly after suffering their 14th straight loss to Navy, Black Knights head coach Jeff Monken was expressly vocal on who he felt dropped the ball. “Women don’t belong in combat, damn it!” Monken fumed. “It’s a goddamn battlefield in those trenches. This is all [Ash] Carter’s fault.” Indeed, since opening all combat roles […]

RAQQA, Syria — The big winner of today’s Army-Navy game may have been the Islamic State, which fought and won a major offensive while the U.S. military watched the game, Duffel Blog has learned. ISIS spokesman Abu Mohammed al-Adnani, wearing a t-shirt that said “West Point Rope-Pushing Team,” announced that the offensive captured dozens of villages in central […]

WEST POINT, NY — While many are feeling the negative effects of the government shutdown, leaders and students at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point are hoping it continues into the new year, saving them from another humiliating and crushing defeat at the Army-Navy football game. “It’s just one of those little blessings that […]