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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about stressful situations older generations never dealt with, a guy doing something weird with cherry pies, two lunch ladies busted stealing almost half a million dollars from the school, actors that were almost cast as Avengers, worst albums of all time, a woman that’s been arrested for playing the same song on full volume for 16 years, a six year old that hijacked her parents Amazon account and bought a ton of toys, crimes people would turn friends/family in for committing, a brawl that broke out over taking a selfie, a country with the new open air urinals to pee in public, cell phones causing us to go blind, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy that stole a commercial airplane and took it on a joy ride, breaking Biff (from Back to the Future) news, tattoos no longer impacting a person’s employment, a guy pinned underneath a loaded logging truck that had to rip his own leg off to survive, a grown man that called the cops on a baby squirrel, what an “eco-sexual” is, a new beer designed to improve your erection, why a nude man was showering in public, most popular places to stop during a code brown emergency, a theme park with crows trained to clean up trash, a BINGO caller busted rigging games, the most binged watched shows, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about being involved in an accidental perv moment, two men rescued from a flooding elevator, the biggest Hollywood stars not featured on the “Walk of Fame,” the most expensive rock album to record, a woman going viral over her ‘Missy Elliot’ karaoke performance, a man that called 911 over his wife’s snoring, a chick with a colostomy bag entering into competitive pole dancing, another airport shutdown when a sex toy is mistaken for a bomb, a neighborhood being invaded by goats, the world’s oldest couple, a criminal busted by some cheese, a man VERY obsessed with Pokémon Go, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about old technology you can’t give up, three men refusing to evacuate during the California wild fires so they can protect their weed plants, an “offensive” fast food commercial, Oscars adding a new “Most Popular” film category, a woman that shot a nude bike riding public jerker that tried to break into her home, a guy that took a frog hostage, men with beer bellies get more women and live longer, online daters pursue mates more attractive then themselves, a lady that threw a knife at a guy she thought ate her Chinese food leftovers, a listener that needs help with a situation that involves a 9.5 babe with a hemorrhoid, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk an elderly man that drove to wrong city named Rochester, a state going to test cell phone voting, a woman that was kicked out of a mall for wearing too short of shorts, Ruby Rose to play Catwoman on a new TV series, Kaitlyn Jenner wants to be a female Marvel villain, police looking for a naked man making cat noises in bushes, a door man fired for sending residents pictures of his privates, a listener needs some advice dealing with nudist family members, a woman that broke her bits with a sex toy, why you shouldn’t give yourself a pee-gasm, some cows that helped cops corral a suspect, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about living life in an RV, a public piano that was vandalized, what men really do in the shower, a Nike/Cereal show collaboration, Goldberg from “the Mighty Ducks” has a crazy mug shot, the oldest stripper you’ve ever encountered, a crazy brawl that broke out at a Brooklyn nail salon, two prison guards busted sleeping with an inmate, a dude that was fired because of his man bun, a woman who claims she has had sex with 15 ghosts, a 9 year old’s lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint, NFL’s first male cheerleaders debut this season, bizarre robot stories making the news, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what turns you off the most about the human body, a dude that started an “Amish Uber,” the top phone apps we hate but can’t stop using, Steven Seagal became a special representative for the United States to Russia, grown men crying at the new Winnie the Pooh movie, two elderly men that escaped the nursing home to go to the world’s biggest heavy metal festival, a guy that led cops on a high speed chase because he had to poop, a woman bit by something rare on a Hawaiian beach, a disease that could eat your penis, a world record domino attempt ruined by a fly, a wedding crasher busted stealing couples wedding presents, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about struggles of back to school shopping growing up, thieves that stole a 50 inch TV on a motorcycle, Sci-Fi and fantasy readers make better lovers, a dude that rocked out at a performance at a Senior Citizen Living Center, an old woman that had to “shoo” a black bear out of her kitchen twice, results of a study on men who claim to be “growers not show-ers,” a new beer made with the “essence of hot underwear models,” not scheduling stuff in your free time makes you happier, when a store made a pricing error in your favor, details about Oprah’s sex life that she revealed, how women tend to be more adventurous in the bedroom when they are trying to become pregnant and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needing advice on telling her family how she met her husband, Jennifer Aniston wants to revive “Friends,” you can own the car from Knight Rider, a fight between two senior citizens over free cheeseburger samples, a nude postal worker that crashed into multiple cars, women using toothpaste to try to make their breasts bigger, something men can eat to make their dong bigger, a couple looking for a videographer to film their first sex as a married couple, a dude that put out a fire with his urine, thieves that stole Sweden’s crown jewels, scientists think they solved the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about words that people pronounce differently, twin sisters planning to marry twin brothers, “dragons breath” is a deadly new trend involving cereal, the highest grossing media franchises, a woman suing a ginger ale company for not using ginger, worst thing that happened to you using a dating app, a guy that broke into a home and rearranged taxidermied animals, a serial pooper loose in Seattle &a serial farter loose in New York, fat tourist are crippling donkeys in Greece, parents hiring video game tutors to improve kids gaming skills, dehydration makes you dumber, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ways to celebrate National Orgasm day, employees that have ghosted their jobs, a pornstar that had a boob deflate after getting hit by a hockey puck, the best movie moments of all time, fidget spinners bursting into flames, a congressman dealing with allegations that he’s into “Bigfoot Erotica,” something you found out about your partners sexual past that you wish you didn’t, thieves that stole a shark from an aquarium by disguising it as a baby, how “franken-foods changing fast food restaurants, how much poop is in your man’s beard, moms are not licking their newborn children, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how people don’t go out now because it’s “too noisy,” a guy that slept with a married woman and now owes her husband millions of dollars, men wearing suspenders instead of belts, the internet wants a Nirvana reunion with Chad Kroeger singing, a woman that shot her husband over porn, forgetting your partners birthday, people are reusing condoms, men who suffer from a disorder that causes them to cry after sex, the worst cheating discovery you’ve made, a man chasing people with a live alligator in a Florida store, when could your real life gotten you on our show as pervert of the day, a house rented on Airbnb that was turned into a brothel, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a pizza delivery guy that’s really good at piano, the most unhealthy menu items at chain restaurants, another Charlie’s Angels reboot coming, a guy with a hedge shaped like a sexy woman has issues with people trying to bang it, Facebook losing $120 billion in value, a crazy brawl at a fast food restaurant over a free pop, a dude busted on camera sitting nude on a woman’s porch touching himself, what happened when you encountered a psychopath, thieves breaking into a park in AZ to steal psychedelic toads, a zoo that painted donkeys to look like zebras, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who pee in the shower, a gas station employee that stopped a robbery with martial arts, a dude in trouble for climbing Mount Rushmore, Chris Hardwick going back to work after sexual allegations were investigated, a DMV worker that’s spent thousands of hours sleeping on the job, California looking for stoners to smoke and drive, heat wave causing men to experience “summer penis,” a dude in trouble for doing nude jumping jacks in a women’s restroom, a perv busted pretending to be blind to grope women, a country where marketers are placing ads in women’s armpits, a guy the discovered a sneaky Tinder hack, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needing advice about a potential three-way, plastic chemicals causing donger size to decrease, Demi Lovato recovering from an overdose, Tom Cruise’s best and worst movies ranked, are hackers trying to watch you pleasure yourself to porn?, a massage therapist with a crazy name in trouble for offering “happy endings,” a new trend of “snake massage,” the strongest American accents, should a listener become involved in a cuckhold situation?, a dump truck driver that accidentally pulled down 15 utility poles, a woman that did something FILTHY at a pool bar, do you need wine condoms?, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what your perfect day would include, a dude in trouble for working out at the gym nude, why Color Me Badd is making headlines again, a woman that urinated on the floor of a Wizz Airline airplane, an 81 year old man that chased down a thief who stole his casino winnings, a woman busted with 82 grams of drugs stuffed inside her bottom half, the world’s largest cannabis entertainment complex, do men or women hit the “big O” more often, a pro gamer that broke up with the world’s sexiest weather girl to focus more on COD, a 19-year old in trouble for interrupting airplane flight paths with a flying sex doll, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy running for mayor in Chicago that was handing out cash to potential voters, Why Josh Brolin is urinating all over himself, a self-proclaimed “batman” vigilante fighting crime at his local dollar store, the latest scam to watch out for called “vomit fraud,” foods that guys eat that may put them under ‘suspicion,” a dude that tried to convince a cop he was reading the temperature on his radar gun when he got pulled over for speeding, a baby born inside of a Chik-fil-a gets free food for life and promised a future job, the laziest invention you’ve come up with, a band that saved a fans life by spitting beer in her eye, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a tragic duck boat tour accident, a guy that got hit in the head by a cow, an apartment eviction notice that went viral, some strange craigslist ads involving a barrel of hair and watching a live birth on “magic mushrooms,” the worst date you’ve brought home to meet your parents, a list ranking Hollywood’s best villains, a fight between two women over stolen meatballs, a guy that had to quit his job after he mistakes a text from his boss as someone sexting him, a dude that had his penis removed for a strange reason, cops looking for a man that was seen riding his bike naked on a highway, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bank error that made a woman a temporary millionaire, a woman attacked by swarms of killer bees, is David Spade going to do a full frontal scene?, a guy posing as a housewife to trick men into sex, a pornstar that wants to be buried in a giant remote control dong coffin, eating too much bacon may cause psychiatric problems, the purpose of pubes, farting in front of your significant other, a guy that stole his date’s car then used it to take another woman on a date, being attacked by deadly animals, the do’s and don’ts of travelling with weed, a guy that called 911 to see if he had any warrants out, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most popular hot dog toppings in honor of National Hot Dog Day, the most/least stressed cities in America, a tourist impaled by a beach umbrella picked up by heavy winds, someone on the show that had a “hip-hop” past, list of some celebrity deformities, a dude that called the cops after getting fouled in a game of street basketball, plastic surgeon named Dr. Bum Bum on the run after a patient died, standing people up on a date, things women find more pleasurable then sex, men that get body hair waxed, Amazon trying to patent a “dwarf tossing” robot, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the unusual song that calms/relaxes you, tourists in Hawaii injured by a lava bomb, a woman accused of biting off a victim’s nose and swallowing it, a “BDSM Mummification” ritual that went wrong at a Hollywood sex dungeon, a woman that used her “mom” voice to scare a bear off her property, how you reacted when a perv flashed you, you can identify a stoner just by looking at them, cops recognize a guy on a stolen motorcycle so instead of chasing him they just waited at his house, a city where homeless feces is a big problem, a guy that recreated a TV crime show plot to commit suicide, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about something new in the station parking lot, a disastrous teddy bear store promotion, Scarlett Johansson backs out of a ‘Rub and Tug’ movie, a husband that found both his partner and the person she was cheating on him with dead, a man with no arms in trouble for stabbing a tourist, a woman that says crossfit made it possible to catch a 7 foot shark while fishing, a 13-year old that got a USB cord stuck in his pee pee hole, summer vacation horror stories, a pilot smoking a vape pen that accidentally pushed a wrong button causing an in-flight mishap, a guy that survived being impaled by a 40 lb. spear, cops that flipped a coin to decide if a woman should be arrested or not, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how your dad flipped out when he caught you with a boy, the last illegal thing you did, guys who like to be humiliated about their penis size, your stranger danger mistakes, the booze you like for sexy time, if people are texting while out on dates, your couples sex injury, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how sex almost killed you (part one), how sex almost killed you (part two), the weirdest thing you are doing right now, your cell phone porn hacks, if you did the right thing or not, your worst public transit stories, the younger generation being really into threesomes, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the reason you should be dead, the illegal thing you did to get laid, the fears and realities of bed bugs, your creepiest Buffalo Bill moment, the nastiest thing you have ever seen, would you live in a haunted house, what did your a-hole friend do to you, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what made you stop effing someone, the new dating trend known as ‘stashing’, one star strip club reviews (part one), one star strip club reviews (part two), a married woman who has sworn of sex for the rest of her life, people who have freaked out on airplanes, your most embarrassing doctor office visit, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the reason you berate yourself, if your accent helps or hurts you in the dating world, how you were catfished by someone, situations that made you say ‘that got out of hand’, the fetish files, the craziest place you’ve ever been trapped, the oldest tits you’ve touched, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened in bed that ruined a relationship, if something you did is right or wrong, your girls nastiest habit, the bad advice your parents gave you, mad pooper stories, the little things that can make you happy, spicy food experiences, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your secret desires, your high to low moment, what made people think you were gay (part one), what made people think you were gay (part two), your craziest Cracker Barrel story, if you have ever been creepy booty hunted, when you had to do a parent intervention, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your worst lesbian dates, the shadiest things that you’ve done for a friend, sex tips from seniors, awkward apologies you’ve had to make, how far you’ve gone to escape your lady, things that you only do while you’re drunk, your crazy arrest stories, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when you caught someone “perv-handed”, your rookie drug gone wrong stories, the worst thing that you’ve seen at a fair, things you would do to get free stuff off of Craig’s List, the bad airplane seat mates, your worst concert experiences, why you shouldn’t have married that bitch, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy being fined for a wild turkey living in his backyard, people could start living to be over 200 years old, Maynard from TOOL accused of sexual misconduct, is Tom Brady into anilingus?, list of the most influential people on the internet, the best bad movies of all time, an old dude that called the police on a guy eating a burrito, the world’s fattest hedgehog, what exactly is BDE?, a new speed dating event catering to ‘size queens,’ foods most likely to derail your diet, a guy in trouble for playing on his big screen TV and self-pleasuring when women jog by his house, and more! This episode powered by [ZipRecruiter.com](http://ziprecruiter.com/dctf) .

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about new foods from major fast food chains coming out, a VERY Italian neighborhood upset over a coffee chain trying to open, a man protesting pollution that climbed a freeway sign in his underwear, Jaime Foxx and Katie Holmes broke up, Facebook helping users avoid spoilers, an escaped cow that survived in the forest by befriending some deer, hovering while you poo could be bad for your health, porn site adding closed captions for the hearing impaired users, a TV commercial actress suing after being replaced by a bobble head, a Brazilian model suing a hotel after getting nasty bed bug bites, and more! This episode powered by [ZipRecruiter](http://ziprecruiter.com/dctf) .

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that is upset about her neighbors 650 lb. therapy pig, a judge that let a dude busted with 500 lbs. of weed off the hook, a listeners close encounter with a rest stop glory hole, Terry Crews discussed his sexual assault with the US Senate, a guy in trouble for shooting his brother for the second time, two gay swans that have adopted a cup as their baby, a guy born with no penis finally gets one after 44 years, an airport plane hijacking mix-up, a woman that trashed a Chinese restaurant and smashed the owners car after her food was made wrong, the ways people try to avoid giving handshakes, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the best airlines ranked by snacks, a deaf woman rescued by a dog when she fell hiking, is a sex doll brothel coming to the neighborhood of one the members of the show?, a dude that got two DUI’s in the same day that drank himself cross-eyed, adults that listen to lullabies to help fall asleep, a scientific study to see if penis size correlates to self-esteem, an 83-year-old man that starred in his first gay porno, a dude busted for DUI told the cops his dog was driving, the horrible accident you caused trying to exterminate pests, a man that was accidentally released from jail early but got sent back by his wife, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with a roommate that has some odd behavior, a spree of crimes that have happened at a particular chain of fast food restaurants, a hot air balloon that crashed over the weekend, Vinnie Paul passing away, an old man that felt guilty for a minor crime he committed 75 years ago and wrote an apology letter, a guy busted for breaking into and robbing someone’s house by his nasty body odor, a dude that almost died because of a massive bowel movement, how much the most expensive joint rolled ever costs, an Elvis impersonator in trouble for something REAL bad, where it was ruled legal for men to urinate standing up, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who let his buddy sleep with a dirty girl, a dude high on PCP in trouble for doing push-ups in the middle of a street, a guy caught on camera stealing meatloaf, is Mr. T cereal coming back?, a truck driver that left a trail of destruction when he unknowingly dragged a big tree branch through a town, the cheapest thing your partner does that drives you nuts, a 66-year-old mom that committed a drive-by shooting on her son, mind blowing food tips, a guy who burned his house down trying to kill a snake, where a ‘mega-brothel’ is planning to open, a chain of grocery stores now selling deep fried Oreos, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what eating without the sense of taste or smell would be like, a gay man that bit the nose off his partner during an argument, new ‘Star Wars Story’ movie plans put on hold, stupidest way you injured yourself, a woman sent to the hospital after getting hit in the face with a hot dog, a burglar that slithered on the floor to avoid motion sensors during heist, attractive waitresses make food taste better to men, slang words popular in different areas of USA, a drunk woman that proposed to her designated driver then stole his car after he said no, a guy in trouble for banging car tailpipes, a woman claiming to get health benefits from drinking her dogs urine, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the results of a recent survey on breakfast foods, skinny guys that like thick girls, a student who never missed a day of school from kindergarten thru 12th grade, a 40 something actress that claims she has the genitals of a 16-year-old, a woman wearing only a bath towel that stole a guy’s dog and car, a huge brawl that broke out during a kids softball tournament, what happened when a man brought a weed whacker to a machete fight, male chest hair...hot or not?, a dude that hacked a digital billboard to broadcast porn, a couple caught on video having sex on a flight in full view of all passengers, a guy nick named ‘Butt Juice’ in trouble with the law, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things you can do to increase your odds of getting a second date, President Trump creating the ‘Space Force’ branch of the military, a guy that died after stabbing himself while testing his ‘stab proof’ vest, firefighters in trouble for filming porn at the fire station, Chevy Chase accused of grabbing another man’s balls, a kid that got his weenie caught in an escalator, a woman that had a major meltdown at a gym, a chick that shot her ex-husband in the balls when he tried to steal her air conditioner, video game addiction now recognized as a mental health condition, a Chinese buffet grand opening promotion that caused them to go out of business, Millenials are bad tippers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how badly some dad’s Father’s Day sucked, some parents on the hook for $132,000 after their kid knocked over a sculpture, how Tommy Lee’s Father’s Day went, Chris Hardwick facing sexual abuse allegations, soccer fans in Mexico causing an earthquake after a soccer game victory celebration, a strong wind storm that launched two port-a-potties into the air, a woman that was swallowed whole by a python while working in her garden, a grandma that killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands, your strange relationship final straw, a dude suing his girlfriend after she trashed his clarinet scholarship offer, another woman caught shaving her legs in public, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about today being national flip-flop day, a shirtless dude that set his neighbors SUV on fire because it was too loud, a roller coaster that derailed and dropped two riders over 30 feet, some of the best YouTube videos of all time, a new workout program that electrocutes you while exercising, a kid that called the cops to save him from having to eat a salad, a “non-traditionally” handsome man that claims to make $1600 a night as an escort, kids that found homemade bombs that looked like Pokémon balls, a city that opened a “phone lane” for texting pedestrians, a store taking heat for a “Baby’s Daddy” greeting card, skills modern dads need to have today, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a security guard with nunchucks that took out a steak knife wielding trespasser, a skyscraper climbing raccoon making news headlines, America’s favorite place to eat when drunk, women that enjoy being “swaffled,” the most powerful people in comedy currently, a woman who won $85K in a lawsuit after getting hit in the face with spicy pasta, a chick at a music festival that got her head stuck in a tail pipe, a guy who got his penis stuck inside his mistress after his wife visited a witch doctor, the dumbest calls roadside service has been called out for, campers burning their poop caused an enormous wildfire, a 180 lb dog that had to be rescued from a roof, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about two college girls getting evicted after they reported finding peepholes inside their apartment, NASA trying to take away a woman’s moon dust, home repairs homeowners put off to the last minute, a guy that got into a fight with cops while ONLY wearing cowboy boots and whitey tighties, a “hangry” woman that called the cops when her pizza wasn’t ready, a mother that used a taco to stop a gunman from committing a robbery, a man who served food (tacos) made from his own amputated leg meat, what 60-year-olds can teach 20-somethings about sex, the biggest over reaction you regret having, being annoyed with your partner is good for your relationship, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about pickle juice becoming so popular now, a family’s pet pitbull that saved their baby from a fire, partners that sabotage the others diet plan, why Dennis Rodman was crying on CNN, , a woman that hired a homeless guy to stage a robbery at her work to get back at her boss, a new whiskey flavored with beaver anus, popular hobbies that are starting to die out, a guy that got banned for life from an airline for bringing on a sex doll, a diver that found an iPhone at the bottom of a river that still worked and tracked down the owner, signs that you have your life together, Pros/Cons of sex on the first date, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that had a stinky encounter with his barber, a dude with cheese and bacon shoved down his pants busted for shoplifting, there is no “Back to the Future 4” film in production, Mama June posing for some sexy lingerie pics, the 30 year old guy making headlines for getting kicked out of his parents basement landed a job with a porn site, an escaped monkey that bit customers at a home improvement store, a road rage incident that ended with one of the drivers being pooped on, driving with backseat drivers, Did Chuck find Dave’s dream job?, perks people want at their job, things to add to your dating profile to get more matches, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a restaurant owner allegedly secretly filming customers in the bathroom, what the cause of the increase in public poopers is, Anthony Bourdain committing suicide, biggest Hollywood on set feuds, a fight that broke out over a can of sausage, a fire department that had to rescue a big fluffy dog who got tired on a hike, people who check their phone during sex, the secret to beat constipation is your body’s “Poop Button,” a group of diners that smoked weed and left a restaurant without paying their $420 tab, how a woman was saved from being stabbed by a ketchup bottle, a dude that mistakenly got sent a million dollar check from his bank, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Chuck being excited for some space announcement later, a woman in trouble for embezzling $139K worth of vanilla beans, a chick that tried to rob a bank with a note offering a sexual favor, Val Kilmer officially in for “Top Gun” sequel, Foo Fighters pranked a crowd in Sweden, elementary school teachers busted having sex in a classroom while students were on campus, Animal Control workers that are scared of animals, a dude that got bitten by a severed rattlesnake head, porn acceptance has hit a new record high, a guy that had to have a huge leech removed from inside his nose, broccoli coffee is now a thing, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how often a man should finale to prevent prostate cancer, a woman busted practicing unlicensed discount dental work out of her basement, a church sign making headlines over its risqué message, a company offering Roseanne Barr to do BBW Porn, a woman claiming poo from the sky fell on her, a chick impregnated by a squid after eating raw seafood, women find guys with a dad bod more attractive, adults that have never been kissed, when did you roll the roommate dice, a dude that got attacked and bitten by his girlfriend after he blocked her on Facebook, a cell phone store employee in trouble for stealing nudes off customers phones, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s out of control 14 pound dog, a 71-year-old man busted trying to smuggle weed in hockey bags from Canada, too much bad news is bad for your health, KFC testing out vegetarian fried chicken, network planning to have Roseanne show continue without Roseanne Barr, a teacher suspended for telling students to “lick her where she farts,” a guy fined for carrying a full sized car on the back of his motorized tricycle, a man who tried to relieve his constipation by putting an eggplant in his butt, a woman who says slipping on vomit ruined her life, people suing the state of Texas for stricter pickle regulations, a pizza that can prevent cancer, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a pace car crashing at the Detroit Grand Prix, a woman who tried to remove her boyfriend’s testicles during a physical altercation, the world record attempt for largest orgy failed, FBI Agent accidentally shoots someone when his gun falls out while dancing, a jogger that got gored by a bison in her rear end, Benedict Cumberbach stopped attackers from mugging a bicyclist, a woman busted trying to drive a bumper car on an expressway, guys proud of having a micro penis, a dude that got his dong bit off in a shark attack, a doctor in trouble for making rap videos during surgery and posting them on YouTube, why it’s unhealthy for you if restaurants play loud music, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some tips to help Chuck feel happy, a flight that had to make an emergency landing because a passenger was so stinky, how much money Vegas bookies could have to pay out if the Golden Knights win the cup, NYPD officers in trouble for taking a picture with a male stripper, a 75-year old man that made a homemade poop gun and sprayed a former friends house, a woman with a bushy unibrow becoming a sexy model, a chick born without genitalia had one made from fish skin, a man that pulled a fire alarm to watch a co-workers breasts bounce during the evacuation, a couple busted getting in on while riding a ferris wheel, a guy arrested after getting so high he stripped nude and threatened cops with a chainsaw, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how aggressive the geese are so far this year, Burger King releasing a “Whopper Donut” for one day only, Brigitte Nielson pregnant at 54 years old, the strangest complaint you’ve had to make to your HR department, how you feel when plans get cancelled, what happened when artificial intelligence (AI) tried to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie, having a good sense of smell is better for your sex life, a city that finally caught someone purposely clogging toilets at a community center, a highway that had hackers tamper with digital road signs, Kim Jung-Un wants to open a fast food burger restaurant, a 106 year old woman that says being single is the secret to long life, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ways to make sex in a tent more enjoyable, a kids lemonade stand that got shutdown by police, something the FBI wants everyone to do, ‘Roseanne’ cancelled after racist tweets from Roseanne Barr, an evangelist asking followers for $54 million to buy a new jet, most common work nightmares, how your sex life is getting kinkier, government officials asking people NOT to roast marshmallows over lava in Hawaii, a guy who “accidentally” slipped in the bathroom and got his showerhead stuck somewhere bad, a cop in trouble for threatening to kill a woman if she didn’t send him nudes, next big food could be cockroach milk, Jeff Goldblum to release an album this year, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who had to show his penis in court, Dave had an angry encounter with a senior citizen in a parking lot, how “Solo: A Star Wars Story” did at the box office, a park having issues with aggressive squirrels, a guy that bit into a hamburger and found a fake fingernail, chewing gum and walking is the secret to weight loss, dentists can smell your fear, a woman busted with crystal meth with an ironic name, a lady caught on cam shaving her legs in a public pool, a car that caught on fire while driving down the highway, a 71-year-old woman that has done a headstand in all 50 states, a woman that learned to code and created her own game app at 82-years-old , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when you had to tell a bitch to be cool, your biggest dad mistakes, your most unsexy moments, an ad on Craigslist for free massages, what your buddy did, your couples agreement, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk a listener that actually sent family members a picture of his wang, states that are the most/least confident about their body, a senior high school prank gone wrong when a school is posted for sale on Craigslist, Morgan Freeman being accused of inappropriate behavior, a road rage sledgehammer attack caught on video, a couple’s amazon device recorded a private conversation and sent it to a friend, a guy who makes money complaining about mayonnaise, senior citizens gone wild, a storm chaser that passed away and wants his ashes tossed into a tornado, scientists conducting DNA testing for proof of the Loch Ness monster, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the 30 year old evicted from his parents’ basement going on CNN, sighing frequently helps you live longer, winning carnival game prizes, world’s largest orgy losing its hotel location, a clogged toilet that caused a hazmat team response and evacuation of a building, gluten free condoms are now available, a man so stinky he was sentenced to 2 years in jail, you can now rent a drug sniffing dog to raid your kids room, a woman that was charged $7,000 for shipping toilet paper, treasure hunters find a shipwreck that could be worth over $17 billion, popular brand new baby names this year, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a county in Michigan asking citizens to stop flushing butt wipes, NFL considering a penalty for teams who have players kneel during the National Anthem, K-Fed wants more child support from Britney Spears, parents taking their 30-year-old son to court to evict him from their basement, a town that had a trainload of human poop stuck gets free Febreeze, a blood type that is at a higher risk for severe diarrhea, women dirtier/kinky now than in the past, a guy that got drunk and bit part of his buddy’s ear off, a dude that was shot twice by his oven, countries being invaded by giant killer wasps and hornets, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the first thing people think about when they wake up in the morning, a soup company causing stinky smells in a city, things Meghan Markle can’t do now that she married Prince Harry, a smoke shop owner building his own freeway off ramp directly to his business, how boob size influences a woman’s personality, tinder daters NOT really hooking up as much as claimed, trucker stories about seeing boobs while on the road, a security guard busted shoplifting Star wars toys and Fifty Shades of Grey DVD’s, US Post office to release scratch and sniff stamps, a couple that stole a motorized shopping cart from a store to drive to the bar, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a tailor accused of touching men during clothes fittings, a truck driver that got stuck on a beach after a wrong turn, highlights from the Royal Wedding, nerds talking about superhero genitalia, a barber that threw a client through a window when he complained about his haircut, a man who called 911 because a pig was following him, the new audio illusion “Brainstorm or Green needle,” how arguing with your significant other causes physical illness, rescue workers being trained on sex toy removal/rescue, humans being dirtier than chimps, a company that just trademarked a smell, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a group of high school kids busted hacking into their records and changing grades, which states are the best/worst in the nation, how Freddy Mercury reacted the first time he heard “Ice, Ice, baby,” a large bridge offering drivers to travelers who are too scared to drive across, the zodiac sign most common with serial killers, tips from women to help men get their ladies to climax, a guy that was being held hostage by an alligator, new drug trend for middle age middle class women that involves ecstasy and cheese, an online petition to replace the word “NO,” a parrot that learned to control the house using Alexa, the biggest underwear mistakes men are making, and more!
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about encountering freeway flashers while driving, a handy man who accidentally had his storage unit auctioned off, Toys ‘R’ Us selling off their mascot, Hillary Duff annoyed with her weed smoking neighbor, a woman busted for drugs when her “pelvic area” smelled like weed, a grown man pretending to be 17 years old to so he could play high school basketball, parents taking their son to court to get him evicted from the house, people getting nude in public, a wrecking crew that knocked down the wrong house, long legs on men is more attractive, one trick you can do that is the secret to happiness, who the eff is Yablo? and more!
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was fired for baking laxative laced brownies for a rival employees last day, a squirrel that stashed 50 lbs of pinecones in a car engine, Ed Sheeran has a Heinz Ketchup tattoo & ice cream flavor, a man that refused to give up his Louis Vuitton bag to an armed robber, the audio version of the “the Dress” with “Yanni or Laurel,” an injection that could cure erectile dysfunction and increase dong size, a burglar caught on camera doing a celebration dance after he broke into a business, a family charged over $1000 for shipping after buying paper plates online, a clown and his apprentice that murdered a woman, the one vegetable you should definitely eat, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener with a strange reaction when he shops for beer, a kid that took a whiz in the middle of a guy’s marriage proposal, a family reunited with their lost dog after 4 years, John Cena wants to get back with Nikki Bella, a woman who murdered her husband and served her former lovers remains at a BBQ, a family that thought they adopted a puppy but it turned out to be a bear, a gym introducing running coaches with TV’s on their backs for clients to watch while running, a dude responsible for 96 million robo-calls gets fined by the FCC, a woman that legally changed her kids name to match a botched tattoo, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a country not allowing food that’s not meat to be called by meat names, America’s favorite Mexican restaurant, a state that passed a law making it illegal for cops to have sex during traffic stops, TV shows that aren’t coming back after this season, a misunderstanding over a “bong” causes a school to get locked down, a little girl that bought a horse online and had it delivered to grandma’s house, something women can do to before sex to increase climax by 600%, top most magical moments in your life, vasectomy horror stories, a guy that shot someone over peach cobbler, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that got arrested for DUI while driving on her front lawn, a dude that set the world record for joggling (jogging and juggling), a guy that claims he was hot by his dog, an MLB pitcher that people are saying has carpal tunnel due to playing Fortnite, the world’s largest orgy coming to Las Vegas, NASA trying to secure funding for alien hunting, glitter butts are predicted to be the hot new trend this summer, a stalker that sent a man 65,000 texts after one date, Ask the Dick Doctor: a urologist joins on the phones to answer your penis related questions, a dude that tried to his legless fugitive girlfriend from the cops in a plastic tote, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how life has turned into everyone trying to race against/win against each other, a huge brawl that broke out at a charity cornhole tournament, how Willie Nelson got Woody Harrelson to start smoking pot again, each states favorite 90’s sitcom, how much people who go on House Hunters get paid, getting it on in festival port-a-potties, why beach vacations could be bad for you, flight stewards that prostitute themselves out to first class passengers, am I a dick? the show helps callers determine if they are being a dick, a family that thought they were rescuing baby kittens that turned out to be baby bobcats, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the cheapest booze you used to drink, a police department that put “popo” on squad cars to try and relate with younger residents, Seth Rogen embarrassed about his moms tweets about female genitalia in yoga class, a prison guard with a big stinky wiener that’s gotten him into some trouble, the dumb new teen craze is the “deodorant challenge,” a 42 year-old nerd that attacked his mom with a light saber, when someone screwed themselves when they were trying to screw you over, a 91 year-old man that fired a warning shot at someone for taking too long at a drive thru, a woman that called 911 because she needed beer, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an at home piñata business upsetting a community after a misunderstanding over some piñatas hanging outside the home, class action lawsuit win falls, a crazy fan that held William Shatner’s underpants hostage, the most uplifting songs according to science, trying to order only a couple french fries from a fast food restaurant, a hormone injection for weight loss available soon, how Netflix is ruining your sex life, why millennials can’t get laid, how you survived a disaster in the making, a woman who thought she had a running nose for a long time but was really losing brain fluid, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what the world considers to be cheating while in a relationship, a cruise ship that had dozens of staterooms flooded while at sea, moms turning to ‘sugar daddies’ to support their kids, a filmmaker that got killed when a giraffe head butted him, a woman that had a cockroach stuck in her ear for 9 days, contact lenses that shoot lasers from your eye are here, the manbun hairstyle could cause you to go bald, what men and women want more of in bed, a woman arrested after blowing up a 7-11 microwave while trying to heat urine, getting arrested in a foreign country, a man who has eaten 30,000 Big Mac’s, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an owner of a gym in trouble after getting busted with a camera in a changing room, a shoplifter that tried to disarm a security tag with play-doh and left his fingerprints behind, a lotto winner that bought a helicopter and crashed it, the most popular Star Wars movies by state, Deadpool has a cameo in the new Celine Dion music video, the nose picking public jerker has been caught, how did banging almost kill you?, a dude busted trying to have drunk sex with a car tailpipe, how T & A messed up your job, an armed transport that accidentally scatter tons of cash across a highway, a woman that could go to jail for playing Whitney Houston’s music, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about kids buying seeds of a plant from the internet to get high off, Generation Z being the loneliest generation, an NFL teams cheerleader squad that claim to have been forced to pose topless at a photo shoot, the worst acts inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, two words that are now officially dead, bizarre paranormal experiences in honor of National Paranormal day, an old man that used a shotgun to turn off his smoke detector, when you did something that you were never able to live down, a dude that just got release from jail for robbing back that got arrested for trying to rob the same bank again, men your farts could boost your woman’s immune system, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that encountered a guy watching porn while driving, a dude dressed as a woman exposing himself at a car wash, a truck driver that got lost for 4 days in the woods, the most liked women on TV, surprising musical acts that never put out a #1 hit song, a guy taking tinder dates out to dinner then skipping out and leaving them with the bill, Facebook launching an online dating extension, how you made a bad situation worse, the new “Lost in Space” robot is getting women all fired up, a neighborhood being terrorized by burrito sized rats, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about fake ass foods we love and hate, a school handing out “modesty” ponchos for prom attendees not appropriately dressed, a guy suing rescue workers for not saving him fast enough, celebrities that people pleasure themselves to, a drunk topless woman threatened cops with a chunk of asphalt, the “coffee goggles” theory about you and your co-workers, superhero powers people want to have, a dude in trouble for stealing his neighbors jorts, what your most horrible discovery has been, a guy that almost shot his roommate over an argument about cat hair, a dude that had to escape from jail while serving a 4-day sentence, weird laws some states have on the books, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an issue with goose poop at the door into the station, a neighborhood flooded because massive amounts of dog poop blocked drains, the 20 most boring movies of all time, a dude that got a chopstick stuck in his dong, a motorist that lost his license for using his vehicles autopilot system inappropriately, the most bad ass thing you’ve had to do to yourself, a woman that smashed a fast food restaurant window when she confused their combo deal with a competitors, what can you NOT believe you got away with, a restaurant manager that showed up to confront a Yelp reviewer at their home, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst and best breakfast foods for weight loss, an upscale neighborhood upset about a house having a sex party, an actor from Avengers that accidentally live streamed a Marvel movie, something that upsets people the same way a terrorist attack does, things kids today have never seen/used, big trend in dating is the “several” night stand, the most outrageous thing you’ve seen on the job, what makes you incredibly lazy, medical workers using terms like “honey” or “sweetie” with patients, staring at boobs helps men live longer, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that got casted to be on the Dr. Pimple Popper show, a grocery store dealing with birds getting into their raw meat, Dave’s phantom gallbladder pains, a rap artist whose website now goes to an adult toy site, a college that installed a “cry closet” with stuffed animals in the library, schools in England replacing old fashioned clocks with digital ones since kids can’t read them, some new underwear and yoga pant innovations, the worst way your fetish was outed, the show helps listeners figure out if they are normal or not, the President of Uganda bans oral sex, a couple high on PCP busted walking with their dog naked at the local mall, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave making his return back to show after being out, a woman suing Insane Clown Posse after getting hit with a bottle of pop at a concert, a girl that passed away and left $10 million to her favorite radio station, a preschool that has banned kids from using the term “best friend,” a dude busted drunk driving a car with only three tires, another drunk guy that hit 15 different cars all in one incident, a 12 year-old kid that stole his parents credit card info and went on a vacation to Bali, a man that claims his pain medication turned him into a homosexual, your worst “Chuck Luck” moments, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a strange occurrence Chuck experienced with the tail light of his vehicle, a mean and nasty goose that is patrolling the radio station parking lot, a woman that was found living with her boyfriend that has been dead for nearly a year, what a boating expedition with Capt. Bryster was like, a class action lawsuit coming for the Publishers Clearing House for allegedly taking advantage of the elderly, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave still recovering, weird things that happened over the weekend, some free advice on how to poop, Verne Troyer (Mini Me) passing away over the weekend not related to the D&CtF Curse, A WWE super fan that had to have a restraining order put on him for breaking into a practice facility and smearing poop on stuff, a woman that broke into someone’s house to take a bath and eat Cheetos, an apple on an international flight cost a passenger $500, Romaine lettuce causing people to have bloody diarrhea , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about today being the biggest stoner holiday of the year (4/20), Medicated Dave calls in and lets us know how he’s recovering after his hospital stay, an earthquake that happened in Canada and was felt in Detroit, a father and son duo of drug traffickers that got busted trying to impersonate celebrity comedians, a city that is under siege by tumble weeds, what your favorite stoner snack foods are, and more!
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what’s been going on with the show and what happened to Dave, weird things that have been happening at the radio station this week, some of the past situations the show members have dealt with in the past working in radio, a badger that took over a castle in Scotland, a dude busted for DUI wearing just his novelty boxer shorts with arrows pointing to his crotch saying “blow here,” and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk the one worked that stops an argument, people who have bachelor party photographers to capture and remember the moment, how you got busted by your side piece, the gross disgusting habits your man does, are older people actually sending out dirty sext messages, what are your sexual superpowers to get laid/during sex, what sets off the old person in your life, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about where the sexiest accent in the world comes from, hope for those with erectile dysfunction could be Botox, the grossest way you’ve seen someone eat, when did Detroit get you?, what did you overhear?, signs your relationship is doomed, have you ever been drug duped?, big scary spiders and Crocodile Andy, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple that got married inside a Party City store, steakhouses cooking your steak incorrectly on purpose, John Cena and Nikki Bella split after 6 years, a singer that botched the National Anthem horribly, a doctor arrested for killing a woman by putting cocaine on genitals before sex, the one thing that annoyed you the most about your ex, an idiot criminal that gave cops dash cam footage of him robbing a store, what was your unexpected chain of events, some pretty bad news for night owls, a doctor that specializes in giving people designer nipples, professions that employee a lot of pot heads, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs some advice on buying a friend a sex toy, people in NYC calling in reports of seeing a tiger that turned out to be a raccoon, HD vinyl records coming out next year, TSA implementing new rules for carry-on luggage, police officers fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing weed, a plumber that had to deal with the aftermath of a poop volcano, what is the urge you have to fight?, a substitute teacher fired for starting a fight club in a high school math class, public bathroom hand dryers blowing poop particles on your hands, the most hipster cities in the world, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about today being national Grilled Cheese day, a package that was lost in the mail for 20 years finally being delivered, the most common “dream” jobs we had as kids, who the most admired men and women of the world are, two female prison guards busted getting hot and heavy in the backseat of a car, a boss being sued for maliciously farting on an employee, a naked man that walked to a gas station to get help for a sex toy stuck inside him, what happened the last time you almost crapped your pants, a new trend in plastic surgery is “cankle” reduction surgery, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who has a question about selling her used panties, a shampoo that is causing women to lose their hair, the most popular type of pets, T.J. Miller arrested for calling in a fake bomb threat, a judge that overturned a mans will for being too mean when he left his family nothing, a woman that died when a hospital accidentally gave her formaldehyde, a cop fired for moonlighting as a male prostitute, how the universe has screwed you, a Canadian woman that called 911 after losing all her money at the casino and needed a ride home, the first luxury space hotel to launch in 2021, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ways you can de-stress, police that responded to a 911 call to kill a spider, getting into a bloody fight with a sibling, a celebrity that admits to getting an illegal butt implant, shows pets enjoy watching with their owners, a dude that suffered for two weeks from side effects of eating a hot pepper, doctors warning against using toilet paper, an old man that got his testicles stuck in a park bench, the extreme thing you did to save a relationship, a woman arrested after freaking out on a cop because she thinks she should be exempt from tickets since she pays taxes, two women who lost their hair after eating squash soup, a woman arrested for assaulting men with her boobs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about if watching VR porn is the same as cheating, FBI shutting down the Backpage website, an actor that went swimming with sharks to prepare for a role, a dentist that offered a patient a foot massage and wine before beginning her exam, a woman busted with cocaine told police that the wind must have blown it into her purse, the biggest turn off you found visiting a dates house, a guy who got a phone cord stuck inside his penis, how you reacted when you got caught in the act, a man arrested for using a pizza as a weapon, French fry sandwiches have made their way to the USA, a roofer who never got paid for the job repossessed the entire roof, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a strange local traffic sign malfunction on the highway, things you are not allowed to say out loud while attending the Masters, how you can buy Russell Crowe’s old jock strap, a guy that lived after being impaled by a large metal pole that goes up his backside and into his chest, a big increase in jock itch being reported across the country, a woman with possibly the scariest mug shot the show has seen, when were you (or your lady) a female badass, the chore you can do with your partner that could improve sex, top signs of “adulting” according to millennials, a dude arrested for stealing a 12-pack of a brand of beer he doesn’t even like, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about crying and losing your temper at work, a couple who have had lightning strike their property four times, the Rock talks about his beef with Vin Diesel, the young age our happiness peaks at in life, a new challenge where people try to stay in a business for 24 hours, a guy being arrested sings the ‘COPS’ theme song after a police chase, lesbian twin sisters in trouble for attacking their ex’s with knives and scissors, what made you say “YOU MOTHER[EFF]ER!?!” zombie raccoons terrifying residents in a town in Ohio, the hardest driving maneuvers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener needing some help in setting up a cuckhold, a shooting that took place at the YouTube headquarters, a college student that saved a squirrel using CPR tips she saw on “the Office,” Meryl Streep may be cast to replace Carrie Fischer as Princess Leia, a man busted on video doing something dirty to the ninth hole of a golf course, people who have a “wedgie” fetish, couples that use “Sex Menus” to keep their love life spicy, what you have had to try to stop a friend from doing, the world record holder for masturbating busted doing something he’s very good at in public, things people would be willing to do to get a 10% raise at work, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an interaction a listener had with a lot lizard, Channing Tatum and his wife have split, celebrities with strange middle names, a dude busted for an arrest warrant when he mistook a police car for the pizza delivery guy, a store selling a 9 lb. bucket of Oreo frosting, people in non-monogamous relationships are happier with their sex life, the most disgusting meal you’ve been served at someone else’s home, a judge busted breaking into a woman’s home to steal panties, how did you react to an animal attack, a guy that had his friend seal him in a crate and mail him so he could steal packages, a mom that used a stun gun to wake her son for Easter church service, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest things you’ve seen in public, bizarre propositions you’ve been offered, what have you found on someone’s phone, the most illegal thing done with your parents, getting the bait and switch when trying to get a hooker, encountering someone who won’t kiss on the first date, big girl pedicures, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the thing you destroyed at someone’s house, why you were expelled from school, the nudes you received that you didn’t want, the worst smelling thing you have had in your bed, women who date both males and females, how you reacted when a man demanded sex, how did your threesome fail, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the healthiest Easter candies, a tailor that was accused of touching men during their clothing fittings, a baseball player that calls his teammates “bro” because he can’t remember their names, a guy with the worst case of gonorrhea ever, how tickling a guy can help him last longer in bed, how you’ve reacted to a robbery, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man that survived being shot in the throat by a bow and arrow, a cop busted getting hookers off backpage, the best and worst TV show reboots, the best songs to sing-a-long to in the car, a drunk woman arrested after sexually harassing the Easter Bunny, a man whose beer belly turned out to be a 30 lb. cancerous tumor, a porn site giving away free premium subscriptions to people who live in towns with sexually suggestive names, statistics on people joining the “Mile High Club,” naked speed dating is now a thing, the biggest thing someone has kept from you, a burglar that blessed himself before breaking into a store, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple stories involving perverts at the mall, eating grilled meat can lead to high blood pressure, a Hollywood actor that bought a girls virginity in an online auction, a guy that got a woman to sleep with him saying he was poisoned and sex was the only antidote, the internet could be the secret to happiness, a new trend for women’s nipples, a dude busted for DUI tried giving the cops a coupon instead of ID and offers a “favor” to get out of the ticket, when did you ignore common sense, Miami planning to use classical music and stricter enforcement of marijuana laws to keep spring breakers from getting out of control, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ketchup now being available in slices, a man drowning after his boat capsized was saved by a nearby dog, physically torturing your boss makes you feel better about your job, a horse that was brought into a Miami nightclub and panicked, a male beauty contest that was cancelled because contestants were too ugly, craigslist officially removing personals section, a woman suing a restaurant after being injured by a drag queens breasts, when did you see an accidental show?, a work prank with an air compressor leads to a murder charge, sex can help clear a stuffy nose, a guy that celebrated a $96,000 lawsuit settlement by getting hookers who end up stealing all his money, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Craigslist and backpage prostitutes, Cameron Diaz and Sean Penn may have retired from acting, woman who refused to take their husbands last name, a state considering letting people pick their own ID photo, foods that changed America, underwear that helps you strengthen your dong by playing video games with your taint, using reusable cloth instead of toilet paper, a serial toilet clogger on the loose in Wisconsin, being a part of a strange Craigslist agreement, how much your digital information is worth to hackers, a dude fined for calling cops “smurfs” on social media, gummy bears you eat that allegedly make you tan and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a big drop in computer viruses due to people giving up porn for Lent, a guy in trouble for making a homemade bomb out of whiskey to kill his neighbors chickens, food involved in happiest moments of people’s lives, a guy who claims to have time travelled from the year 2200, Bill Murray crashed Elvis Presley’s funeral, the amount of poop you will produce in your lifetime, inappropriate things to do during an interview, woman that called 911 because she thought dinosaurs were real, when did sex come with a catch?, second hand weed smoke might be more dangerous than tobacco, a woman who attacked her boyfriend with a samurai sword after he became obsessed with a video game and stopped having sex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bizarre ad from Craigslist, a guy that choked on his coffee causing him to drive off an overpass, a dude that died after getting his head stuck in a chair at a theater while trying to find his phone, movies that are so scary you couldn’t finish watching, the shows favorite Indian pop star has been put in jail, get an update from the listener with the spring break scheme to get laid, worst thing to wear on a date, men who don’t care about getting their partners off during sex, Should I trust them?, a sex toy that caused a condo to be evacuated, people who are more likely to become addicted to their smartphone, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that bit off part of her boyfriend’s forehead during an argument, the best fast food french fries, a celebrity that had to go to rehab for cell phone addiction, penis facials a new trend in Hollywood, why did Dave get DP’d?, something that could cause men to grow big boobs, things on a woman’s sexual bucket list, a drunk woman who tried to order a breakfast sandwich at a jail security booth, worse thing you did while medically high, an illegal gambling room disguised as a Zumba studio, a city that is facing a Cheetos shortage, and more!

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how you found out that your mom was a whore, your post drug regrets, white trash good times that you’ve had, “tit” business ideas, your secret arrangement, what your side hustles are, how you were embarrassed by and old person, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you’ve witnessed get stolen, your naughty manipulation, how you’ve hurt your ass, what made you a badass kid, the dirty ways that you made money, what you did to roll the internet dice, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about you inappropriate bosses and co-workers, why your grandparent was arrested, what you regretting starting, questions that you have for Dave & Chuck the Freak, “Bro-sectomies”, the most people that you have slept with, what someone told you too soon, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk stores they can’t believe are still in business, a woman attacked by an otter while kayaking, a chick that found a bloody tooth in a bag of cashews, men more likely to contract cancer from funnalingus, a man that had to go to court after putting his finger somewhere stinky during sex, what makes a man great in bed, a guy busted stealing 32 cupcakes down his pants, what did someone say to terrify you?, how long it takes people to recover from daylight savings time changes, the drunkest states in America, health benefits of vodka, a dude that stole a car to get to court to face auto theft charges, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about foods that visitors to the USA wish they could get back home, a family that bought a box of cereal that expired 21 years ago, a celebrity that came out to his parents after getting caught shoplifting gay porn, Alexa enabled devices have started randomly laughing, how much people spend while shopping drunk, a woman who died after a mortar bomb was used as a sex toy on her, a chick that tried to fool cops by writing a fake prescription for medicinal meth, what you have traded nudes for, major scientific breakthroughs people think we will see in our lifetime, state most popular cocktails, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a ride share driver that was carjacked and chased by passengers, a father that made his kid run to school in the rain as a punishment for bullying kids on the bus, Forbes list of billionaires for 2018, Tommy Lee got beat up by his kid, celebrities that really annoy you, a fake craigslist ad that caused people to steal animals from an animal sanctuary, a dude that tricked his grandma into smuggling drugs into prison, Ask D&CtF: was a listener taken advantage of at the doctor, army recruits too fat to make the cut now, non-smokers want more vacation time than smokers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some strange real life syndromes/disorders, a man that had to be rescued from waist deep mud, a cheese festival that ran out of cheese, someone stole Frances McDormand’s Oscar Award at a party, ride share drivers make less than minimum wage, the only country in the world that would survive a zombie apocalypse, a guy that called 911 because someone threw his clam chowder away, a dude that got completely naked and watched porn on a flight, seemingly harmless thing to end a relationship, the sexiest/least sexy accents in America, a man busted for shoplifting because it was on his bucket list, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bizarre ad found on craigslist, a guy who has had to replace seven tires due to the condition of the roads, a dude that caught a 50 pound catfish in his front yard during a flood, the most expensive age of a person’s life, Oscar winners/losers rundown, Jeopardy had their first ever tie-breaker, a group of male strippers causing trouble for bars, a guy that blew up his car after he used body spray and lite a cigarette, the nasty thing you busted someone doing, a city that consumes more marijuana then other city in the world, brewers now making “glitter” beer, someone figured out a way to make wine with a pressure cooker, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a homeless woman in trouble for flashing the cops the “GOATSE,” a man scammed during an online pet monkey purchase attempt, Doctor Pimple Popper is getting her own TV show, Mama June was in a Marilyn Monroe themed photo shoot, a drunk guy that took a $1600 Uber ride, adults now smashing cakes like toddlers on their birthdays, straight guys that watch gay porn, a woman that tried to kill her doppelganger with a poison cheesecake, the worst thing to have happened to your ass, a Canadian military exercise accident that dropped equipment through a woman’s roof, Amazon bought an item “Shark Tank” turned down for a billion dollars, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a weird dream that a listener had, a brawl that went down at an Asian Corn beef restaurant, a chick busted selling crack out of a supplement store, Kristen Wiig could be the villian in the Wonder Woman 2, a woman that threatened to kill everyone at a school playground with a pickaxe, average amount of time people wait on hold before flipping out, parents looking to hire someone to have “the talk” with their kids, a dude that injected his dong with stem cells to make it bigger, have you been a part of a stakeout?, some strange UFO activity caught on a Milwaukee news program, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple that won at a casino and were followed home and robbed of their winnings, a plane that had an engine catch fire in mid-air, Barbara Streisand cloned her pet dog, Amy Schumer promised to continue orally pleasuring her husband in her wedding vows, a mail carrier refusing to deliver to a nudist trailer park, where they are offering free boob jobs to poor women, a guy who fled from cops by riding a chunk of ice floating down a river, what you’ve had to hide from, a couple that got in a fight when the man stopped to check on cooking food, pink lettuce is the new trendy vegetable, a guy arrested for stealing another man’s meatballs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a naked man on an ATV that led cops on a wild chase, a restaurant selling the world’s fanciest and expensive meatball, states most popular foods, Ryan Seacrest former stylist reveals details about sexual misconduct allegations, Kristen Bell admits to getting anal pin worms, the worst thing you did while underage, how your dong blew up your life, a fugitive dead beat dad busted by a maraschino cherry, Olympic athletes that were most popular on tinder during the Winter Games, a new fitness craze called “plogging,” cockroach milk could become new source of protein, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things people no longer keep in their house, an 11 year-old that stole a rental car, one final Winter Olympics update, Kevin Smith almost died from a heart attack, a 74 year-old woman that did something “ballsy” to stop an attack, a student that discovered her father wasn’t her biological dad doing a school biology experiment, when did you ring “the devil’s doorbell?” a hit man for hire plan that went really wrong, toymakers are now turning to poop related toys and games, a guy that got a DUI while riding drunk on horseback, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how to get rid of stinky feet, three dudes busted selling drugs out of an Airbnb, a city where potholes are so bad people are threatening city officials, a German figure skater that performed to the Schindler’s List theme, Brendan Fraser reveals he was inappropriately touched, a woman that took a man who tried to rob her out for coffee, dumb things people have done during job interviews, a sex toy that will order a pizza after you “finish,” bikini wax horror stories, a prostitute busted when she showed up at the wrong address, your deepest darkest secrets, a car thief that told cops he was Matthew McConaughey, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice on naming his child, a woman killed after meeting a man on plenty of fish, Jane Seymour posed for Playboy at 67 years old, a doctor that had to prove in court how tiny his wiener is, China launching a crackdown on funeral strippers!?!, the best and worst noises made during sex, a woman that cut off and flushed her partners manhood down the toilet after suspecting him of cheating, should I be worried?, states that are the most sinful, people who micro cheat on their partner, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happens when you send your food back at a restaurant, a woman calling 911 because her toilet was backed up, employees at Apple’s new headquarters keep walking into walls, top 25 best super hero villains, a wedding photographer being sued for taking pictures of bridesmaids/guests butts & boobs instead of bride and groom, a woman attacked by a cow while singing “My Humps,” a woman that got away with shoplifting after throwing something nasty at security, when did you call someone’s bluff?, a husband that bought his wife a lotto ticket for Valentine’s Day and won , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a fast food restaurant that had porn playing in the dining room, an Airbnb home that was trashed after being used for a 200+ person party, where the grumpiest travelers are from, an Olympic nip slip, a driver that got his gas pedal stuck while driving 100 mph down a busy highway, a fight over farts that caused a plane to make an emergency landing, women that have actually asked for a dick pic, close encounters with “Buffalo Brenda” (creepy women), a guy that assaulted a gas station worked with a corn dog, a dude that has received over 100 pizza from a pizza stalker, a brawl that broke out on a cruise line, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the secret world of adults who wear diapers, what is your super bedroom power, what drives you crazy about the opposite sex, if you have ever called the cops on yourself by mistake, the thing you can’t believe you did for drugs, if you have an extra body part, what people do when they have two broken arms, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst thing that you did on a business trip, what you found that was worse than pubes, childhood hindsights, what made you dance with the devil, the five things that are killing your sex drive, orgy invitations, whether or not cops can nail hookers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a mom in trouble after her 4 year old brought her weed stash to school, a woman that surprised her husband with a pregnancy announcement on a flight, Pierce Bronson could be facing 2 years in jail in India, a waitress fired after posting on social media after not getting tipped on a $700+ take out order, the most distracting things you do while driving, a guy that donated his kidney to save his girlfriend’s life then gets dumped, what you have an irrational fear of, a woman busted with a quarter pound of meth in her bra, a chick filing a lawsuit over Bigfoot (the sasquatch not the monster truck), and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a pastor caught with a naked tied up man in car he claims he was “counselling,” a local news station in Chicago that confused P.F. Changs with the Winter Olympics host city, instagram implementing new changes to deter creepers, couple who have bad sex are less likely to cheat, five thing that can cause your penis to shrink, a group of people that thought they were suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning but turned out to be effects from weed edibles, your best lesbian tales, cupid porn searches up 600% today, a guy who claims to be a time traveler from 2030 that passed a lie detector test, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the weirdest place you saw someone doing drugs, a guy that broke into a police department to meditate, a principal in trouble after liking a porn video on twitter, the most popular Girl Scout cookies, sporting events that never made the cut for the Winter Olympics, a woman that thought she had an eye lash stuck in her eye but it turned out to be a worm, the light from your phone is making your skin age, getting naked in the gym locker room, what women want from men that they aren’t getting, your unlucky hook up situation, how much money candy crush and Facebook costs employers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man using obituaries to break into homes of families while they’re at funerals, a school bus driver busted driving drunk and eating pizza, couples who get married on Valentine’s Day more likely to divorce, rundown of the Olympics so far, new Peter Rabbit movie being boycotted because it “mocks” food allergies, a couple that sold all their belongings to buy a boat to sail around the world then sink the boat on the second day, a golf course using goats as caddies, peanut butter the new topping for hot dogs, an increase in accidental jerk off deaths, your amazing discovery, idiot criminal that robs a store but also locks his keys inside the getaway car, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak start out with a VERY passionate debate about cheese, and talk about a coffee shop in trouble for serving up more than coffee, a family suing after finding blood in their frappuccino, Rob Gronkowski possibly going Hollywood, an airline that allegedly forced a woman to flush her emotional support hamster down the toilet, social media causing millennials to go broke, cops in Scotland that had a stand 45 minute standoff with what turned out to be a stuffed tiger, a hilariously bad police sketch that lead to the capture of a suspect, freaky discoveries on your partners electronic device, a guy who tried to electrocute his roommate for not closing a box of Captain Crunch properly, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the best cures for a hangover, a family that is expecting their 14th child, some is accusing of Charlie Sheen of murder, the #saggyboobsmatter movement on social media, an all fem ale resort island opening soon, things we miss because technology has replaced them, a 19 year old that got naked then covered himself in cooking oil and attacked his family after dropping acid, who wins the embarrassment Olympics, a restaurant offering a special $3,000 burger for Valentine’s Day, McDonald’s giving away a $12,000 “Bling Mac” ring, people who eat gluten free have more orgasms, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about fighting with your buddies while on a guy’s trip/vacation, a tsunami warning accidentally being sent out to the east coast, a petition to make the Dundee movie a real thing, sleeping position that leads to the most sex, why you should be mindful of hairy nipples, four dudes busted trying to sell an actual “genie in a bottle,” what you discovered your kid wasted your money on, cities with the worst traffic, the most romantic dates ever, a dude that flooded a strip club after he destroyed a toilet in the bathroom, companies that encourage employees to bring their dogs to work, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the biggest turn offs in the bedroom, Gronk got robbed while he was away playing in the Super Bowl, a Philadelphia fan that celebrated the win by eating horse poop, something crazy Dax Shepard had to do for Kristen Bell in an emergency, a guy that drank 25 energy drinks in 6 hours and almost died, a dude that almost died because of cracking his knuckles, researchers have found a link to the cure for male baldness in fast food French fries, what you’ve seen someone do while naked, where you’ve been high or drunk at the wrong time, a man that survived 16 days at sea by eating Doritos, the ages single men/women have the best sex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a strange SNL skit from the weekend, a goose shot out of the sky sends a hunter to the hospital, new words added to the dictionary, recap of the big game and commercial run down, Lana Del Rey almost kidnapped over the weekend, a 5th grader that used his parents credit card to order a stripper to his school, a Sting song that sent two gay lovers into a furious brawl, a bet you regret making because the pay up was brutal, using emoji’s in your work emails makes you more professional, food trends you currently hate, a guy with a crazy name busted driving without a license, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a truck busted selling weed and edibles in a neighborhood, statistics on dating in the workplace/dating a co-worker, science has ranked the actors that played James Bond according to attractiveness, how old you were when you had your first run in with cops, the surprising dirtiest spot in an airport, an 80 year old man in trouble for fisting a cow, how you realized your family was effed up, a Denny’s in Vegas now has a wedding chapel, a restaurant that just launched Lasagna nachos, tall guys with short wives have happier relationships, a woman that chopped her boyfriend’s penis after commenting on another woman’s attractiveness, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the ultimate relationship test to know if you and your partner are a match, a man who’s dog is collecting unemployment, the most popular snack recipe searches for “the big game” parties, two guys using a metal detector that found gold coins that turned out to be movie props, you can get a degree in yodeling now, girls with these names are more likely to ruin your life, pet owners with a cat that was stealing neighbors panties, what made you say “NOOOICHE!” or a fearful “NO!,” a mail carrier busted with 8 years’ worth of undelivered ail in his garage, water beds trying to make a comeback, women perceive men as more attractive when the man is desired by other females, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about who won Tom Hardy and Leo’s tattoo bet, an airline that refused to let a woman’s emotional support peacock fly, a sleepwalker that fell out of an eighth-story window and lived, a snake stuck in a wall that caused a family’s toilet to continuously flush, a dietician that claims pizza for breakfast is better for you than cereal, the worst date you’ve ever been on, Canadian bank robbers that got busted after stopping at Tim Horton’s after a heist, which cities in the USA suck the most/least, a nude and drunken burglar that accidentally called 911 on himself, people busted driving compact cars stuffed to the brim with stolen oranges, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak about tips to improve your nap game, a transit officer that was bitten during a scuffle with two homeless men, homeowners selling their house with a for sale sign claiming “Neighbor is an A-hole,” Gordon Ramsay lost 60 lbs because he didn’t want his wife to leave him, songs that turn 20 years old this year, that’s that millennials can’t do that their parents could, a new app to track your morning wood, your encounter with an idiot criminal, backpackers visiting Cambodia that were arrested for singing karaoke, cops in trouble after eating weed edibles while on still on duty, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak help a listener with a question about a bathroom jerker, talk about a 72 year old senior citizen busted attempting a home invasion, recap of the Grammy’s winners, a bar that will kick you out if you use the word “literally,” the strength of a hand shake correlates to penis performance, a company that has created a banana with an edible peel, what can you NOT believe you ate the entire thing of, a restaurant customer that went to jail over BBQ sauce, the crazy-badass thing someone did to impress you, a flight delayed because of a mountain lion on the runway, a teacher busted with a hidden camera in a church bathroom , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about women upset over some football themed shirts, a new trend for high school kids called “juuling,” how to tell if a hug is meaningful, Saddam Hussein wrote a romance novel, a python owner that was killed by his pet snake, things your spouse does that annoys you the most, cuckolding could help improve your relationship, a drunk guy who crashed his car because he said Jesus told him to let go of the wheel, what made you say “that gets me hard,” India is breaking the internet, a bride that punched a guy in the face for causing a scene when he crashed her wedding, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the new Dundee movie with Danny McBride is really just a commercial, people can now make convincing fake porn videos, TV shows we want to see get a reboot, a celebrity that just made millions off a forgotten stash of crypto currency, a dude arrested for drugs and grand theft auto after convincing a valet he was the owner of a Ferrari with cocaine in it, your most elaborate guy scam to get laid, a lotto winner that thought he won $10 grand but really won a million dollars, the Tide pod challenge actually helping sales, scientists have found a way to make ice cream melt resistant, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the foods that give you the worst gas, a guy that barricaded himself in his house with a gun because someone took a bite of his grilled cheese sandwich, the actor that played Barney the dinosaur is now a tantric massage specialist, a man jailed in the U.K. that is sharing a cell with his father, a dude that bit into a smartphone battery causing it to blow up in his face, the dumbest reasons people have called 911, the fetish you couldn’t get behind, a cop that posed for a photo with a suspects bare butt after finding 200 meth tabs hidden in his rectum, a guy who tried to mail a 70 lb. package of poop, names to give your child if you want them to become rich, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most popular types of pies in America, the rudest thing you can do while texting someone, the 2018 Razzie nominations, Danny McBride to be in a new Crocodile Dundee film, a town that held a candlelight vigil for a Taco Bell that burned down, tourists that were charge over $1300 for dinner in Venice, most popular safe words used during sex, a “meteorite” that fell into a village in India that turned out to be airplane poop, when did you see unexpected ass?, a dude who emailed every girl named Claudia at a college after he accidentally swiped left on her tinder profile, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an 18-year old high school student in trouble for pretending to be a cop, a guy that torched his parents’ house to avenge a fart prank from 10 years ago, a donut eating contest winner that was arrested for robbing a donut shop, the wackiest thing you’ve done to get laid, a food cart operator accused of exposing himself to a ride share driver, stem cells could be used to modify a man’s penis size, a millionaire father that hired strippers for his sons 12th birthday, what happened when you accidentally took drugs, a guy who ate sushi every day and pulled a tape worm out of his body, a woman who posted pictures of an allergic reaction to her eyebrow tattoos is being sued by the salon, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a family fighting a city to keep their four support pigs as pets, Dave drops a knowledge bomb about Skittles, how you got busted by new technology, why store receipts could be making you sick, the most common tinder turn offs for men, crazy thing someone did that made you end a date, the saying or phrase you’re constantly screwing up, a guy arrested after he tried to trade weed for a cold beverage, a new trend in China called “cat sniffing,” foods that will give you body odor, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that coughed so hard she broke her ribs, PornHub stats on what kind of porno people in different states are watching, a restaurant regular that gave his favorite server a car, Trent Reznor had to get a restraining order against his neighbor, a guy that called 911 because he thought his wife was a spider, the world’s coldest village is cold their large thermometer tourist attraction has broken, warning signs your boner could die, Japan making trains that bark like a dog to prevent accidents, when did you think you thought you killed someone?, a dude that was arrested for DUI after drinking medicine for cats, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a “Dave Hunter” mix-up, a meteor that crashed in southeast Michigan, a wedding photographer that fat shamed a bride-to-be, Jake Gyllenhaal could be the next Batman, Marilyn Manson had to have a roadie pull his pants up while performing, a lady who claims her co-worker/best friend stole her share of a winning lotto ticket, a woman that found a dirty used thong in the pant pocket of an online order, chicks ogle hot dudes just as much as dudes ogle hot chicks, women that love watching porn, how you’d spend your final moments if the world was about to end, a guy that tried to avoid baggage fees by wearing 10 outfits onto a plane, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a new Snapchat game kids are playing called “show or cover,” missile alert mistake in Hawaii causes a panic, Michael Jackson’s daughter robbed after picking up a hitchhiker, a photographer that retouched a family’s photos and made them look like cartoon robots, office workplace etiquette, two pilots fired after getting into a fight in the cockpit during a flight, women using farts to get guys to leave them alone, a chick that had a ketchup packet stuck in her intestines for 6 years, a man that ruptured his throat after holding back a sneeze, how bomb making materials can help your boner, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about angry lady drivers, things you would do if it wasn’t too embarrassing, the best unsolicited advice you’ve received, who you would take the fall for, the worst workouts ever, the worst nude you’ve ever received, Dave’s speed intervention, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about awkward moments you had to apologize during, when you were naked and high, have you helped someone live out a fantasy, your most embarrassing sex moment, the gayest songs ever recorded, when did you call someone a filthy whore, what did you see in a guy’s house that shut it down, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what your dark sided kids have done/tried to do, your best/most epic story you can tell us in less than 30 seconds, the strange thing that cut the night short, the bizarre thing you hired someone to do, creepy stories from the locker room, gross things/ways people eat, what your post sex celebration is like, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things you tried in the bedroom that didn’t turn out how you planned, having a plan ready in case your car breaks down in a shady neighborhood, the worst thing your girl did while behind the wheel, what about you makes you weird?, how to know you’re too old to be somewhere, gay super heroes, have you auditioned to be in a porno?, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the cities that hate the winter the most, a state dealing with a “chipped nipple” epidemic, Oprah actively thinking about running for president in 2020, movies predicted to be big in 2018, a woman ran over by her own car while trying to escape a cat, the most immature thing you’ve done while fighting with your partner, sophisticated male sex robots that are good listeners with bionic junk are coming, your regrettable drunken destruction moment, a guy arrested after asking cops for directions to a drug house, dudes that would use a male form of birth control, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly man that got locked in a store that closed early for Christmas, states that have it the worst during winter, results of the Golden Globes, a cruise line that got caught in the middle of a winter storm, a Vegas strip club debuting two robot strippers, guys lining up to get their penis whitened, a guy that had his testicle explode after contracting a rare infection while on vacation in Africa, your “naive Dave” moment, a drunk driver that called 911 on himself, something of your partners you can smell to help calm down when stressed out, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the places and ways that ladies get their boobs stuck, what you did for a hot guy or girl, rookie drug experiences that went wrong, dude who manscape from the neck down, crazy bus driver stories, your most embarrassing poop, what your odd addictions are, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about strange messages you’ve received, what women want to hear during sex, the least classy thing that your partner had done, one night stands that you regret, how you ended up in the hospital, what tits made you do, radio show names, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about odd things that are panty droppers, where you escaped from, when you got into a fist fight with a family member, compromising photos you’ve been in, Dave’s college car adventures, when relationship requests backfired, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the ridiculous things that your parents did to save money, trucker stories, putting sirens on the cars of senior citizens, the biggest disaster you woke up to, how a cheap guy blew it, your stupidest ballsy move, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave being afraid to enter the ocean all because of Andy’s fear, how our show has messed you up (part one), how our show has messed you up (part two), what has been your most dark-sided discovery, what someone has done to make you feel very uncomfortable, how bondage in the bedroom will make you happy, people who sniff panties, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strangest thing you’ve done with your parents, the craziest 911 calls emergency workers have dealt with, people who lie on social media, if anyone is hiding sex toys from their partner, the strangest thing someone has returned to a store, women no longer shaving their armpits, the most insane thing your boss has ever done, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the business of being a cam model, what your fat ass broke, the rare sexual conditions you suffer from, what made you say “No, No, No!” (part one), what made you say “No, No, No!” (part two), the bad driving traits you’ve inherited from your parents, the weirdest thing you are doing right now , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most awkward sex pic you ever received, what happened when you accidentally groped someone, the craziest thing service workers have seen in people’s homes, how your shower habits reveal your personality, passive aggressive ladies, how your foreign emergency had a happy ending, if you have ever turned someone down because of their feet, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a strange ad looking to tickle men on craigslist, a woman busted shoplifting $1100 worth of stuff in front of 65 cops, a man accused of trafficking his daughter by an airline, a mom angry after a substitute teacher told kids Santa isn’t real, the top 10 highest rated TV shows of the year, a coat donated to a non-profit with over $17,000 in a pocket, a robot security guard terrifying homeless people in San Francisco, two straight guys getting married to avoid paying a tax in Ireland, the weird gift you can’t believe you received, how hemorrhoids ruined your life, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about criminals stealing wheels off vehicles in several towns, a customer charged a $350 “negative review” fee by a hotel after leaving feedback online, a mom that accidentally burned the families Elf on s Shelf in the oven, a city that opened up a Christmas rage room, a circumcision training kit removed from an online retailer, man with the world’s biggest penis had to file for disability because of his huge dong, a neighborhood of rich people that installed spikes on trees to stop birds from pooping on their expensive cars, the strangest thing you’ve done nude this year, a tiger that crashed a wedding in India, the most extreme thing you’ve done to get laid this year, a city that had to burn 4 million joints for heat, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about science backed reasons you’re more likely to get laid this winter, a racist figurine being pulled off the shelves at a dollar store, a thief that broke into a home and took nothing but the family dog, the most and least caring cities in the USA, a cat from Georgia that’s been missing was just found in California, the cheapest holiday party you’ve been to, a kid that called 911 when he thought the Grinch was coming to steal his presents, a 74 year old man who claims he lost his virginity to an alien, a woman who plans to eat her mother’s ashes with Christmas dinner, the 30 day sex challenge, the stupid thing that made you “flip your lid,” and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about strange holiday rituals/traditions, a cannabis group in Boston that rolled a 100ft. joint, a woman that was attacked for no reason by a K-9 cop, a pizza restaurant employee fired over an off color joke inside a pizza box that the customer requested, a nerd riot over the star wars movie that almost erupted, Eminem meeting women on Tindr, people who constantly post selfies may have a mental disorder, women married to less attractive partners are happier, the weirdest and wildest sex news of 2017, your biggest bedroom failure of the year, a gym offering nap exercise classes, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about human organs found at a waste water treatment plant, Star Wars The Last Jedi getting mixed reviews from critics and nerds, a man that caused a disturbance on a plane when he attempted to bite passengers, a senior driver that drove into a river because he thought there was a bridge there, a delivery driver busted sealing packages he delivered earlier that day, a New Zealand soap opera that wins “Quote of the Year,” the most inappropriate gifts you’ve received, a burglar that had to call 911 on himself when he got stuck in a chimney, the weirdest things you’ve had to google, a naked man caught on film running in traffic and climbing on a truck after a car accident, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when it’s too early in a relationship to buy a fancy gift, a family that ordered a children’s book and got a non-kid friendly book, Disney bought 21st Century Fox, a singer getting thrown in jail for seductively eating a banana in a music video, where the best and worst drivers are, the most important factors that determine if a woman finds you attractive, when men can experience the BEST sex of their life, a guy who tried to burn down a strip club to keep his girlfriend off the pole, the crazy story behind the scar on your body, a female ride share driver that pulled a gun on passengers after they gave her directions, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about weird cures/remedies instead of medical treatments, Salma Hayek reveals the abuse she suffered from Harvey Weinstein the most over paid actors of the year, the most searched for actors/actresses, where cops can NO longer be intimate with hookers during investigations, a woman who called 911 for a person she thought was frozen to death but was really a statue, the country’s top Google searches of 2017, when you said “I didn’t know this was part of the job,” a surgeon that admitted to signing his initials on two patients livers, where a malicious pooper is on the loose, a beach where public sex acts are becoming a problem, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a vet that had to remove 21 pacifiers from a dogs stomach, a mom that pulled her kid out of school over concerns of a “relaxation room,” a 6 year old that made $11 Million on YouTube this year, a woman that threatened to kill everyone on an airplane after they made her stop smoking on the plane, a chick that ripped her boyfriend’s testicle out with her teeth, fetish fitness classes are a new way to get in shape, a tenant that busted her landlord masturbating onto her clothes, something someone did or said to make you call off a first date, a couple that reported a fake robbery to “have some fun” while celebrating a birthday, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about where the police are looking for a clumsy crook and her partners in crime, doctors that had to perform CPR for hours on a flight over the Atlantic to keep a woman alive, cities where drivers are the most/least happy, Josh Homme from QOTSA apologizes for kicking a photographer at a show, a couple caught on camera getting on while driving on an expressway, people who believe in aliens, the reason a naked drunk guy who crashed a party after sniffing glue went to jail, why some listeners are thinking about cheating, a celebrity chef accused of sexual misconduct, a doctor that was taking a Spanish test on his phone while performing a surgery, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most popular fast food items, a woman that found a worm in her fresh fish, pretending to like a gift so you don’t offend the gift giver, the movies and shows that people actually watch, the most popular Star Wars characters, the funniest people of all time, a mayor busted using handicap parking stickers of dead people to park closer, a guy who saved a person’s life when he paid it forward at a coffee shop, a woman that is engaged to a chandelier, the winner of D&CtF 2017 fetish of the year, things people hate the most about the holidays, STD detecting smart condoms, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most “hipster” cities in the country, a runaway dog that found its way to her doggie day care, Time magazine’s person of the year, the most viral videos and intriguing people of 2017, the worst movies you’ve seen this year, a body bag that fell out of a hearse onto a busy road during transport, a service dog that attacked an actor during “Cats the musical,” a woman who claims she had sex with a ghost, your “the last thing I remember” stories, where cops are hunting for a man who stole an expensive sex doll, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the chain restaurant foods that are the worst for you, an 88 year old woman who fell for an online porn scam, a car manufacturer launching a service to let you shop while you drive, the most popular tweets from 2017, Lindsay Lohan dating the Korean Hulk, a skydiving Santa that crashed into a tree, a city near a Viagra plant that claims fumes are giving male citizens erections, what women think about when they self-pleasure, your dumbest move ever, a pizza chain to offer beer delivery, something men admit to doing at home but not in public, a guy in trouble for exposing himself to female Uber Eats drivers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about travelers that bring their pets along on vacation, the worst foods to order at the mall food court, the person named 2017 entertainer of the year, best and worst TV shows of 2017, the best nude scenes of the year, a mattress company that released a 12 foot wide bed for families that sleep together, people getting an STD from a co-worker at the holiday party, the most embarrassing thing you’ve had to tell someone, the craziest thing a stranger asked you to do, a woman trying to smuggle over 200 lbs of bologna from Mexico, a scientist that has engineered the perfect Christmas song, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about package thieves stealing items off people’s porches in a neighborhood, Chris Pratt has a pervy online impersonator, a female delivery driver busted pooping on someone’s driveway, a man’s stinky feet that caused an uproar on a bus, a man that cooked his own meal when got to a Waffle House and found the employees asleep, things on your sexual bucket list, a man caught painting arrows on the road to make his commute faster, what you used your “lady powers” for or how you got busted by your girls “lady powers,” a guy who caught 32 buildings on fire when he tried to forge his own sword, post workout is the best time to have sex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a transient family of crooks targeting senior citizens, embarrassing questions people have asked Google, the dumbest things of 2017, two guys in trouble for posting a picture of themselves barring their butts at a Thai temple, dolphins use a puffer fish to get high, types of secrets people will keep till the grave, the 23rd anniversary of the first text message ever sent, a “celebrity” elephant that killed a handler, people who steal co-workers lunches in the workplace, a guy that threatened the cops with a large sex toy, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about one word to include in your online dating profile to get more messages, the best cities for die hard sports fans, the most popular Christmas candy by state, an airline that accidentally scheduled 15,000 flights without pilots over the holidays, the U.K. now selling over the counter Viagra, a woman arrested after fighting a man during trivia night at the bar, the ultimatum someone gave you, a guy that got trapped in a garbage truck after falling asleep in a dumpster, a worldwide ban on glitter, a guy busted stealing a Ferrari after he asked strangers for gas money, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about work place perks people get in other countries, a traveling salesman accused of exposing himself to a woman, a restaurant that served a 4 year old an alcoholic milkshake, Matt Lauer fired from the Today show, houses on streets with embarrassing names sell for less money, Pornhub now giving users the ability to Livestream your bedroom on their website, a woman that cut off her boyfriend’s penis and testicles with hedge shears, the mortifying moment you could not escape, a guy that robbed a gas station with a bottle of lotion, why you should throw your underwear away after a year, a pizza place that just launched a baby registry, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about porn viewing on mobile devices way up this Thanksgiving, “bespoke” porn the new future of porn, firefighters hang Christmas lights after the homeowner fell and injured himself trying to hang them, a guy that just broke the record for largest X-Men collection, a massage chain that has over 180 complaints of sexual assaults, a woman arrested after barking at her neighbors dogs, the most diabolical thing a woman did to screw you over, the most sinful cities in America, a barber in China that shaves people’s eyes to clean them, upside down Christmas trees the new trend this year, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man that paid off everyone’s holiday layaway items at a toy store, a woman that raised over $315,000 for a homeless veteran who spent his last $20 to buy her gas, an actor that accidentally farted on Tom Hanks during a film shoot, songs you should NOT have sex to, two men busted running a prostitution ring out of a senior living facility, how much time couples spend on deciding what to eat, cocktails that help you feel sexy, a woman that used a flamethrower to destroy her own SUV, what you have survived that you probably shouldn’t have, the number one thing that makes people mad while holiday shopping, scientists think they really found the cure for baldness this time, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your “Gone in 30 Seconds” first date stories, times that you’ve had an “Innocent Dave” moment, whether you’ve been bitten as an adult, Lisa’s Vespa gang, lady routines, asking the dick doctor about making yourself bigger, your strange reaction to something and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your filthy confessions, the creepiest thing your ex ever did, what is the craziest thing you found in your car, if what you do is ‘sane or psycho’ (part 1), if what you do is ‘sane or psycho’ (part 2), things you should never say during an argument, people who have been involved in turkey attacks, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman trying to sell a piece of jewelry that got robbed by a machete wielding thief, Uber paid $100,000 to silence hackers that exposed 57 million users personal data, a creepy clown busted for groping women in a haunted house, things you never use or touch in another person’s house without asking, men who have had a vasectomy get more sex and better sex, an old guy sick of reckless drivers crashed into a driver he saw run a stop sign, what has been your most uncomfortable Thanksgiving, a guy that setup an elaborate suicide with a chainsaw, Thanksgiving foods you should be eating the most, a dude that lost weight by only eating at the Olive garden for 8 weeks, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a neighborhood dealing with coyotes attacking their pets, a guy that got a DUI after crashing into his own house, a couple that got served water with a dead frog in their glass, one of Dave’s idols caught up in sexual allegations, favorite Christmas/holiday movies, a man upsetting his neighbors by walking his pet leopard on a leash, men that can’t get their women to climax, the worst deal you ever made, a restaurant serving a Thanksgiving dinner that costs $76,000, a teacher in trouble for threatening to fail students if they did not have sex with her, a dude busted pulling his wiener out and poking female subway passengers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about which family member is most likely to get drunk at Thanksgiving dinner, a man that stole a bucket truck while the driver was raised and hanging decorations, Will Ferrell discovered Mark Wahlberg had a third nipple on live TV, a guy falls into a ravine while trying to poop off the edge, a lawyer wearing only high heels and a t-shirt broke into a home, music makes sex more enjoyable, Victoria Secret struggling because women want comfort over sexy, a guy who wedged a lock so far into his penis it got stuck in his bladder, the show helps callers figure out if they are being played, a dude that wanted to be buried with two cheesesteak sandwiches, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an 81-year-old woman who was busted for shoplifting at Victoria Secret, a dude busted for driving while playing the bagpipes, Al Franken accused of sexual misconduct, an Asian fusion restaurant in trouble for an offensive name, the most safe and least safe recreational drugs, women who use the mens bathroom, the worst way you woke up, the most popular Thanksgiving side dishes, Pringles debut of Thanksgiving flavored chips, two different people that lost their crap at drive thru fast food places, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your most insane sex toy disaster, the creepiest hobby someone you know has, what porn did you catch your lady looking at, the most horrifying thing you have ever witnessed, guys getting really angry after sex, bold man moves, a guy who was busted for running a liposuction practice out of a barn, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that had to give birth inside a gas station, proper airplane etiquette when traveling, the sexiest men alive according to People magazine, a dad petitioning to replace a high school mascot, a “transracial” man who was born white but identifies as a Filipino, people who watch Netflix in public bathrooms, a cat identified as the prime suspect in a murder investigation of an elderly woman, the worst thing to hit you in the face, opening lines females hate the most from online daters, a family that woke up to a strange man stomping on their roof, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about two undercover police units that got into a brawl during a botched drug raid, Boston may double the jaywalking fine if caught doing it while distracted, best cities for single people, a mother and daughter that got married in Oklahoma, GQ magazine names a controversial “Citizen of the Year,” the most popular songs with psychopaths, the most bangable celebrities, how likely you could die from a heart attack during sex, is Facebook and Google listening to us?, Why are you on the run?, a man fighting to stay in his home with his emotional support squirrel, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about travel advice from Jacques Cousteau’s son, a guy arrested when he removed his hat in court and his cocaine stash fell out, the 50 states ranked by best food, an old man hurt while buying watermelon, the first person in line for Black Friday already, the most popular Thanksgiving foods in each state, cuckholding fetish is the new most popular fetish, things that make you say “be a man about it,” a woman mad about her chicken nugget order so she climbed through the drive thru window to punch the manager, new inductees to the National Toy Hall of Fame, a bank robber busted after he stopped to do a TV news interview in-between heists, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about family members that charge you to come over for a holiday dinner, a college that shutdown all fraternity activities following a pledges death, the best and worst cities for veterans, a prostitute that shot a “John” because he wasn’t performing oral correctly, Louis CK being accuse of sexual harassment, the D&CtF cruse strikes again?!, a guy who tried to steal a grocery store electric cart but failed, a store clerk that stopped a robbery with a bottle of pumpkin spice liquor, the one thing your man does that drives you nuts, a guy that got a gun pulled on him after he told a stranger their shoe was untied, a dude that thought he found a WWII bomb in his garden, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a state where they are experimenting with STD infected mosquitos to stop the bugs population growth, a driverless shuttle involved in an accident in Vegas, a homeowner that had huge chunks of ice fall from the sky through his roof and ceiling, Mariah Carey accused of sexual harassment, listening to Christmas music too early is bad for your mental health, the weird thing you do that you don’t talk to anyone about, a guy who used porno magazines as body armor when he challenged his neighbor to a knife fight, your high mishaps at work, drivers that use their horn during road rage moments, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about kids playing with toy guns at a park causing neighbors to call 911, a passenger that saw flames coming from a plane’s wing before a flight, the oldest flight attendant in the world, a list of the highest paid TV hosts, a penthouse in New York City you can rent and John Hamm would be your landlord, people who keep “hoe phones” for calling side pieces, a woman that used a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon as a weapon, what made people think that you were nuts, five naked people involved in a car accident, the winner of the 2017 Miss Bum Bum contest, a dude that used farts to get out of a police interrogation, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a perverted bank employee busted taking up skirt photos of coworkers, a woman knocked out by her exploding washing machine, a politician that campaigned for stricter fines for distracted driving gets busted for distracted driving, people who had a mother that nagged them turn out more successful, how you handled your child busting you have sex, a prostitute that swallowed a used condom to hide evidence, a hormone linked to a man’s ability to talk to women, a woman busted for DUI when riding a horse drunk, your most insane truck driving story, a guy that makes millions selling clearance items for regular price online, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman busted selling heroin out of a special needs van, the emoji’s that apple owners use the most, Justin Verlander and Kate Upton got married over the weekend, Channing Tatum’s dad found out he was stripper by watching the Ellen show, Austria putting airbags on lamp posts to protect smart phone “zombies,” something a curved penis could tell you about your health, how a stranger managed to see you naked, lame ass woman revenge plans against you, a 400lb. tuna found in the middle of the woods, a woman that faked her own death to go on a shopping spree with her husband, top 10 occasions celebrated by drinking booze, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about new junk food and fast food items coming soon, a new roadside drug testing pilot program starting, the number of people the binge watched Stranger Things 2, a dude trying to beat the record for most consecutive days eating at Chipotle, what made you say “that was a bad day at work,” a huge brawl that broke out between 30 British male models, the relationship was great until..., a school that mistakenly played hardcore pornography on the cafeteria monitors, the most sexually diseased states, a company that release Thanksgiving flavored ice cream, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the top dead celebrities that still earn money, which celebrities would have the best chance of getting elected president, doctors advise you to eat all your Halloween candy in one sitting, Dustin Hoffman now being accused of sexual harassment, Alex Trebek had a bad “trip” on weed brownies, a Frankenstein baby born on Halloween, a mom that strapped her nine year old to the roof of their minivan to help hold down a plastic pool they just purchased, your most traumatizing moment as a kid, Dave has another unexplainable thing happen to him at home , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about doing healthy habits first thing in the morning helps increase the chances of it being a lifestyle change, a girl that screamed “stranger danger” at a store when her dad wouldn’t buy her a hat, Andy Dick fired from a movie for licking and groping cast members, texting your date while you are still on the date, a guy that picked up a dead deer and rode off with on his bike, a bottle of beer that cost $199 and is illegal in 12 states, a vacation resort for big/heavy people, an office supply store employee in trouble for a racist costume, what you would have been better off NOT knowing, a woman who offered to tap dance for cops to get out of a DUI, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what your Halloween costume says about you, the strangest thing you’ve received on Halloween, Peyton Manning now accused of sexual assault, top horror films of the year so far, scary porn searches sky rocket this time of the year, police looking for a nose picking public masturbator, paranormal things people believe it, dirty talk women do NOT want to hear, the strangest encounter you’ve ever had, a couple busted on an airplane trying to join the mile high club, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the best and worst Halloween candy for you, a hooker that offered favors in exchange for a beanie baby, a city where a serial pooper keeps defecating in washing machines at a laundromat, pumpkin pie is a lie, a man that had to have surgery to reduce his 3 foot long penis, a woman that injured her boyfriend’s junk when she got distracted by the TV during sex, what did you see? Kevin Spacey comes out in an apology over accusations of sexual misconduct, a guy gets locked in a stores beer cooler so he starts drinking, a phone app that can detect your BAC, sex robots could soon be able to have babies, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an unexplainable thing that happened to Dave, a 10 year old that led police on a 100mph car chase, the internet accusing Ellen DeGeneres of sexual harassment, a guy that made his girlfriend sign a contract to NOT watch Stranger Things without him, a dude that robbed a gas station and said “We can do this the easy way or the hard way” then got knocked out by the cashier, a cop that accidentally tazed a 10-year old during a gun safety demonstration, the biggest fashion turn offs for men and women, what made you say “Oh this looks bad!?” the newest “hot” criminal is a female gang member, a home for sale that gets regular visits from aliens, the best day to buy Halloween candy, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about living or working near a place that makes the area smell bad all the time, President George H.W. Bush apologizes for groping a woman, a cereal company changing its box after a “racist” cartoon was printed on them, a city that will fine you if you get caught texting while walking, a naked 90 year old woman that scared a burglar out of her house, things you’re a-hole friends did to you, a woman that crashed a wedding in disguise to bust a cheating boyfriend, a guy busted on camera getting it on with a horse, a woman that got an entire plane to herself during a flight to Greece, a female shoplifter that tried to steal a frying pan by putting it down her tight yoga pants, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the best and worst cities to celebrate Halloween in, a woman who suffers from a rare condition that causes her to sweat blood from her face & hands, Kid Rock will NOT be running for Senate, Samuel Jackson to teach an online acting class, sex injuries in middle aged men are on the rise lately, the most embarrassing things dads do, a store opening up that will have a mac ‘n’ cheese bar, statistics on the amount of time couples spend arguing, a woman arrested for setting her ex’s house on fire then stabbing an off duty cop all over a teddy bear, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a substitute teacher in trouble for accidentally showing pornography to a class, a man attacked by a coyote when he mistook it for a dog, a guy who had his gun safe stolen by a stripper, the scariest villains from horror movies, a man that got a ticket for singing while driving, the worst tasting things you can eat, what do you have hidden in your basement, a woman that baked a “sorry I tried to bite you” cake for a cop, Spam has to be locked up now in Hawaii because thieves are stealing it to sell on the black market, women who don’t want men to pick up the check on a first date, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most popular Halloween candy for kids and adults, a 99 year old woman that still teaches yoga every day, Sports Illustrated predicted the World Series contenders 3 years ago, the most disturbing public transportation stories, an airline apologizes after a family is bitten by bed bugs on an international flight, a guy filing a lawsuit after having a 91 hour erection, the “golden trio” of moves to get your woman off, something that went wrong at the twerking Olympics, are you creepy or not? where in the world the best lovers are from, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a dude that has a PhD in threesomes, a woman that received a cable bill for over $184,000, a boy that slept for 11 days straight, the most/least profitable actors in Hollywood, being involved in a class action lawsuit, tinder dating turning us back into cavemen, the last illegal thing you did and did you get busted for it, a woman that tried to poison her roommate with toilet water, a chick that got “catfished” online then tracked down and started dating the model from the catfishers photos, an argument over toilet paper that got so heated the cops got involved, parts of the world experiencing a potato chip shortage , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a school bus that was evacuated after a student’s vape battery caught on fire, a guy that called the cops after his girlfriend slapped him in the face with a package of bacon, Ben Affleck had to get an emotional support animal, top 10 disaster movies of all time, the best alcoholic beverage to enhance sex, a new phone app to keep your nudes safe, a guy that used an erotic whip to knock the power out at a store he had an argument with staff at, what made you give a strip club a one star review, a guy in trouble for spraying what is assumed to be a poopy substance on a stores fresh produce, a dude with the worst forehead tattoo ever, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man that fell down and got stuck inside a manhole for days, a guy that burned down his house trying to kill spiders with a propane torch, the actor that was first in line to play Captain Jack Sparrow, a guy suing an airline after being urinated on by a drunk passenger, an engagement ring found at a landfill after accidentally being thrown away, the new #1 way couples are hurting each other, a woman arrested for attacking a convenience store clerk with hot nacho cheese, what was your “girliest” accident/injury, a “Jesus” themed greeting card used to smuggle drugs into jail, a space station lab that is going to crashing back to earth, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst cities for rats, a dude arrested for drugs when cops saw him try to light a cigarette with a gas pump, Gerard Butler involved in a motorcycle accident, a man that stole $1.2 Million worth of fajita’s for over 10 years, two inmates that escaped jail to visit their girlfriends and smoke weed then returned to jail, a man in trouble for forcing a man to drink a can of coke at knife point, a dad who busted his daughter at a hotel with the boyfriend so he shot him in the groin, how dads reacted when they caught their daughters with a boy, a costume company selling an “Anne Frank” Halloween costume, does swearing off sex improve sports performance, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about average condoms being made smaller now, a sandwich shop busted selling weed with their foot longs, a guy who shot someone he thought was hitting on his imaginary girlfriend, boy scouts to begin allowing girls in, Courtney Love warned about Harvey Weinstein in 2005, top 10 pop culture costumes this Halloween, a couple that rode out the California wild fires in a neighbors pool, the craziest thing you’ve done to escape your lady, how a kid trying to help out has ruined/broken something, the craziest thing you’ve choked on, a modern day shoot out at Tombstone in Arizona, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when we are most superstitious, a guy that took cops on a high speed chase because it was on his bucket list, an actor that butt chugged a drink in a new movie, police had to ask people to stop calling 911 when Facebook/instagram went down, another internet optical illusion going viral, people that would live in a house that could be haunted, a couple that accidentally crashed a wedding when they went skinny dipping, when you got an ass kicking you deserved, a guy that wanted to go to jail so he could catch up with family and friends, a vacation package for men that comes with unlimited sex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who sweep the house for intruders when they get home, new trend of people dressing like ninjas to commit crimes, a day care worker in trouble for playing with sex toys on the job, Ben Affleck accused of giving someone the “Luke Duke,” a comic book store shoplifter that jumped out a second story window to escape, parents who left their 3 year old inside a corn maze and didn’t realize it, what made you say “Well that got out of hand,” a man that was stabbed in the heart and walked to the hospital with the blade in his chest, why you should put a raw egg in your coffee, an idiot criminal that googled “how to rob a bank” before he robbed a bank, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how Halloween costume shopping could give you lice, a dude wanted by police that is trolling cops on Facebook, a guy who tried to jump a 20 ft. canal in a Corolla, a woman that went blind after playing a game on her phone all day, a Thai restaurant that got revenge on a customer with spices, Ask D&CtF: the show tries to help some listeners with problems involving lesbians and peeping into windows, a couple that found a hidden camera in the bedroom of their airbnb rental, something you can do to your body to give you the same thrills as a roller coaster, a guy that used toy Hulk hands to hide his fingerprints while committing a crime, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you have seen through a window, things that people do/wear that makes your “White Trash” alert go off, horror stories from people who have/had to take piss tests, the weird things that went down while in sex education, your strange reaction to something, Lisa Way acting as your porn guardian, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about weird medical conditions you have contracted/encountered, stories from Private Investigators and why you may have hired one, what did tits make you do?, Your Funny today I effed up stories, getting into a fight during sex, shocking discoveries made after you said “I do,” what tinder would be like if it had video dating, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the healthiest and worst meats for you, a bad ass 82 year old man that carried a neighbor down nine flights of stairs during a fire, how tears could be used to charge your cell phone, Netflix raising its prices again, a woman suing a candy company for under filled boxes, things you would change about your partner, a guy that broke into a restaurant to steal money then cooked himself a meal so well that the owner would hire him, how sex almost killed you, new Google headphones that can translate 40 languages in real time, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about health risks people who skip breakfast could face, a bank robbery movie scene being filmed that cops mistook as a real robbery, the 4 letters you don’t want to see on your boarding pass when traveling, an actress who thanks Hugh Hefner for printing pictures of her bits, a burglar arrested while dressed as a pirate, a man who had threats after his neighbors confused his Jack Daniels flag for an ISIS flag, hackers taking over sex toys, women getting creepy letters from men, crazy arrest stories from cops and criminals, a drunk guy that told police he’s a time traveler here to prevent an alien invasion, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple busted keeping a handicapped woman locked in a shed and prostituting her out for sex, a senior citizen that followed his GPS into the Atlantic Ocean, Jared Leto to play Hugh Hefner in a future movie, a guy who finished a marathon with his junk out, cops looking for a guy wearing a shirt that says “Undercover Officer” pretending to be a cop, a dog that found an intact penis and testicles on a beach, a nude thing you can do to lower your blood pressure, the dirtiest thing you do alone, did I do the right thing? (D&CtF try to help listeners with a dilemma), a blind burglar that’s been busted almost 200 times, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about little things that can make you happy, embarrassing things to get arrested for, Tom Petty passing away, George Foreman challenging Steven Seagal to a fight, a woman that live streamed a fake kidnapping for attention, a mystery couple that regularly picks up the tabs for strangers at restaurants, does beer actually make you happy, couples where the man is much taller than the woman are happier, words to put in your dating profile to get more traffic, social media ruining relationships, the strangest thing your ex took from you, Canada may abolish a law regarding drunk canoeing, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk what’s going to happen to the Playboy mansion now, a man that was “gay tricked” and got robbed instead of sex, what working for Hugh Hefner in the 70’s was like, a band teacher in trouble for giving students “sperm” tainted flutes, a school that refuses to put toilet paper in restrooms, a news anchor who had her water break live on the air, how much time we spend complaining about the weather, a Canadian couple going through a divorce that couldn’t decide who got the hockey season tickets, what you had to have an intervention with your parents about, a sex doll that was molested at an electronic music festival, a guy who tricked friends into helping him rob a house, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how bed bugs could be one of the scariest things alive, a man that tried to attack a school bus with a broomstick and a machete, boner pills causing Hugh Hefner to lose his hearing, a restaurant dish washer that became one of the world’s top models in a month, what a man needs to satisfy two women in a threesome, an international drug dealer busted when he entered a beard and mustache competition, what has confused your genitals, customers throwing items at customer service workers, a guy who claims to have burned his nipples off using an aerosol deodorant, a store that started selling a Taco Bell clothing line, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how losing weight can save you money, a woman that was dragged off a plane with support animals after she told crew she had a life threatening pet allergy, reasons you shouldn’t eat food off your carpet, the passing of Hugh Hefner and Playboy memories, a crazy solved cold case murder that involved a killer clown and a love triangle, a guy that “ghosted” a girl that ended up being his boss 10 years later, a new dating term “submarining,” a man that is coming out of a vegetative state after 15 years, some strange unsolved sex mysteries, a couple guys busted transporting 3000 pounds of weed, most popular place for stoners with the munchies, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about five ways guys can get their girl in the mood, a city that may have found an historic outhouse, the 8 worst jobs marriages, list of the highest paid actresses on TV, the type of music preferred by psychopaths, a female funeral director in trouble for dealing drugs and taking inappropriate pictures of dead bodies, a woman who found her car scratched with an apology note that had $40 bucks and half of a joint, twitter to start allowing users to have more than 140 characters per tweet, the illegal thing you’ve done to get laid, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy running for mayor that was accused of jerking off in the back of seat of his Uber ride, a 125 people that “paid it forward” at a fast food drive thru, Luke Duke is up to no good again, a Netflix scam to be on the lookout for, a dude that got locked in a cave for 3 days, what happened to a woman that smoked weed for 5 hours, a Swedish woman who has a 70 inch butt, what made you say “What the eff a-hole!?!’ an 18 year old that stole a police uniform & car then responded to a call just to impress a girl, just how dirty gym equipment is, the average time spent on the toilet, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a farm that had an unknown number of Emu’s escape, a couple that got married at a Walmart, criminals that broke out of jail to rob a store then broke back in to sell the stolen property to inmates, your worst concert experiences, a guy that got a family of bears out of his yard in the most polite way ever, ducks worry about the size of their penis, an old man that ran someone over during a fight about bananas, the show tries to guess if listeners have a mug shot or not based on answers to five simple questions, a store that wants to deliver your groceries and stock your fridge while you’re NOT home, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about luxury shelters available in case of a nuclear apocalypse, a couple in trouble for sleeping and pooping on a loading dock, a dude that tried to hide his weed stash by eating it but was busted when cops saw it in his teeth, predictions for this year’s most popular Halloween costumes, a woman that faked a seizure to prevent a robbery, a parrot that ordered its owner stuff online by talking to Alexa, a sex doll rental company being forced to shut down, the most googled sex questions, when you were the victim of disgusting revenge, a topless car wash to raise money for injured cops, a guy busted for stealing someone’s Christmas tree, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signs that you could live to over 100 years old, jizz found in soap dispensers Detroit Metro Airport, a city that has banned trick or treating for older kids, the types of snacks people prefer during different types of shows, the top 20 jock jams of all time, a carnie that climbed a ferris wheel to save two kids, a dude that got arrested so that he could sell drugs in jail for a higher price, what you lost inside of someone, a woman who put up a hot and sexy sign outside her house to get power back after the hurricane, a man protesting in his underwear until cops return his bong and weed, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the poorest meal you’ve ever eaten, it being totally legal to flash your genitals on social media, a city near an airport that has airplane parts falling from the sky, a clown running for Boston City Council, a dude facing felony charges for drawing a penis in wet cement, the most dangerous celebrity to search for online, witnessing someone freak out on a flight, why you should be dead, things that can make you happier than being rich, how long before women get bored of sex, a suspected thief busted by his unicorn stuffed animal, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about every day ordinary tall guy obstacles, a man arrested for stealing bacon off a strangers plate at the Waffle House, Toys R Us filing for bankruptcy, best films to watch on a flight, Leonardo DiCaprio the GOAT at dating, a woman wanted for being the “Mad Pooper” and pooping on a family’s lawn, a dad that dressed as a creepy clown to punish his daughter and got shot by a scared neighbor, your most awkward apologies, a dude that had to be rushed to the hospital after trying to cook a rattlesnake, how long the average sex session lasts in USA, the top vegetables people love and hate, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who have a plan in case of a zombie apocalypse, a teen that sent a dick pic and is being charged as a child pornographer, an online french fry shortage conspiracy, the results of the Emmy’s, Kevin Hart in the middle of an extortion controversy, finding horrible things in your hotel room, hospital staff in trouble for taking pics of patients genitals, a bodybuilder that tried to have sex with a weight, the worst advice your parents ever gave you, a funeral home that was leaking blood, a woman who claims vampires broke in and destroyed her hotel room, an eel that came out of the cold water tap in Ireland, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how there haven’t been any new amazing phone apps lately, a girl that had to have bowel surgery after eating too many sunflower seeds, people that have/had an open relationship, a realtor that listed a property next to a cemetery as having “quiet neighbors,” relationships being more successful when the woman is more attractive than the man, guys that spend a lot of time grooming themselves, your drug fueled super power, a bus driver in trouble for reading a newspaper WHILE operating the vehicle, a home owner that found a SUV wrapped in plastic buried in his backyard, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a city ticketing drivers parking in spots where someone illegal painted parking lines, a haunted house paying employees a bounty if they make visitors pee their pants, one of Ryan Gosling biggest regrets, a drunk dude that swam across the Hoover Dam, medieval erectile dysfunction cures, how going bald can effect a man, two guys busted trying to steal a light pole after Hurricane Irma, the white trash choice you’ve seen someone make, an 80 year old man that threw a trespasser off his roof, a mysterious creature that washed ashore in Texas, things you have no business doing in a bar if your 30 or older, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Apple Event 2017, a scorpion that caused a flight to be cancelled, a dude arrested for dropping his pants and pleasuring himself while out watching a marathon, watching porn on your cellphone makes you a hacking risk, a road rage incident that ended with a guy getting a penis spray painted on his truck, hackers could turn sex robots into killer assassins, the most offensive thing you’ve seen a coworker do, should you dump them, guys needing to be on the lookout for girls trying to get a “foodie” call, new dating apps that don’t show your matches picture, the fall foods people love and hate the most, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about apps for meeting people into weed, a bus driver that left kids inside a running bus while she bought cheese bread, a dude that posted an ad looking for a threesome to ride out Hurricane Irma, the best items at each fast food chain, accidentally liking inappropriate things on social media, thieves that stole a U-Haul and found a dead body inside, Kmart changing the name of the “plus size” department, the most common kinks in the bedroom, your “Buffalo Bill” moment, a guy that buried a bottle of booze three weeks before a music festival then dug it up at the show, a dude that swam almost a mile out to sea to escape police then had to be rescued from a shark, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst seat mates you’ve encountered while traveling, the scientific reason people hate scary movies, a celebrity that had her b-hole searched at a protest, authorities asking people to stop shooting guns at the hurricane, five nurses in trouble for checking out a dead guys wiener, a woman who stabbed her husband while he was sitting on the toilet, red headed guys getting more attention now because of Ed Sheeran, would you use a masturbation coach, a lunch lady in trouble for sleeping with a student, the foods visitors to the USA are most curious to try, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signature sex moves that men and women have, the thing you think your parents are into, the fails men suffer when trying to fix things, the times you have mixed up a person’s identity, saying I love you too soon, women faking their orgasms with shaky legs, the Rock running for President of the United States, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most vulnerable man moment you’ve experienced, the dirty thing you have always wanted to try, the most extreme thing you’ve done for a friend, cheap guys blowing it (part one), cheap guys blowing it (part two), bad side effects from orgasms, guys who whip their dongs out in anger, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most embarrassing rescue you’ve been a part of, dark sided things people did when they were kids, when were you a little bitch (part one), when were you a little bitch (part two), the worst things that guys do after sex, Kenny G surprising passengers on an airplane and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most awkward encounters with your boss, the worst place you were taken on a date, the worst thing to order at a restaurant, creating sex menus to get what you want in the bedroom, clothes guys wear that turn women off, eating on the toilet, death videos Chuck & Andy make inspired by a injured hiker, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst ride you’ve ever taken, the dumbest way you sent/got sent to the hospital, how a senior citizen lotto winner spends their money, the “catch” your partner offered and if you took it or not, why you live in fear of your lady, things you would do for $5million, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what women really think about men, the comedian that Jerry Seinfeld thinks was the biggest of all time, the worst and best celebrities in bed, your most embarrassing “big person” moments, a woman that threw a cup of urine at a bus driver, how you got “catfished” stories, a con artist that was able to rack up thousands of dollars of charges to strangers hotel rooms, new pumpkin spice deodorant now available, a crowd funding campaign launched to give a woman born without genitalia a new vagina, slow walkers are at risk to suffer from heart disease, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that pulled a gun over an argument about school supplies, a sing that grabbed a 90 year old woman’s breast, a man that called in a medical emergency on a golf course but it was just two people getting it on, a guy in trouble for drug possession brought weed hidden in his sock to court, things/habits that smarter people tend to do, people who have spent a crazy amount of money on a bachelor/bachelorette party, the grossest thing you do, why you got expelled from school, a dude that celebrated his birthday by skydiving naked while playing the violin, two women dressed as nuns that tried to rob a bank, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people that eat the skin off fruits and vegetables that most people throw away, Hurricane Harvey could cause over 300 alligators to escape from a gator habitat, meeting a celebrity and being let down, a carjacker that tried to steal a car with a driver in it and would not let go of the door handle, a kids game at a fast food restaurant with an inappropriate graphic, the Crotch Pot invention that lets you cook with body heat from your crotch, the benefits of porn in your life, a couple that stopped in the middle of a burglary to have sex, your best stories in 30 seconds or less, a psychic that helped find a missing pet skunk, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about drinking too much coffee makes you dumber, junk grooming injuries, a guy arrested for lighting fireworks inside a church, the Mayweather vs McGregor fight, a couple who had to cancel their wedding for the third time due to the hurricane, two drug runners busted after letting a 13-year old drive the car, the sketchiest person you’ve ever met off Tindr, a 40-year old man in trouble for shoving his mother after she told him he could NOT eat salsa in his bedroom, a woman that found a live frog in her packaged salad and kept it as a pet, people who identify as “eco-sexuals,” getting it on with a sex robot considered cheating or not, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about emoji’s with different meanings in foreign countries, the most bed bug infested cities in the USA, there’s going to be a screening of “IT” for just clowns, a country song written about Brad Pitt’s wiener, a kid locked in a basement and forced to eat carrots, people who find getting good deals on travel better than sex, a new dating app with no pictures just the sound of users voices, your guys nastiest habits, cops looking for a public pooper they call “CrapperMan,” how your credit score matters when online dating, fans of GOT more likely to get dates, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a how your pets send you a message when they’re not happy, a dominatrix in trouble for extorting clients, bizarre celebrity phobias, a school that had to put a fence up to keep hookers off the campus, signs that your relationship was doomed, a woman that invited a Tindr date home and he stole her dog, your girls nastiest habit, a paddle boarder that had a close call with a shark, a new texting app that makes texts impossible to ignore, top things parents are concerned about with their kids today, people who pick their vehicle based on if their pet would like it, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy that called in bomb and mass shooting threats to his job to get long weekends at work, why lottery winners make bad neighbors, there is going to be a reality show about jizz, a family dog that dug up a package of black tar heroin, a senior citizen sex ring busted in Florida, what the new dating term “stashing” means, a woman divorcing her husband because he refuses to install a toilet, your quickest high to low moment, women could have a depressed vagina, how you eat your ice cream could reveal the type of person you are, a guy that stole a sex toy and made his getaway in the family minivan, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a criminal distracted by eclipse that got arrested, not asking for more anesthetic at the dentist, more celebrity nudes leaked online, a dad banned from his child’s school after a comment he posted on social media, a bartender who received a lotto ticket as a tip and won $100,000, a woman that had to get help from Facebook when she couldn’t climb out of her pool, dumping someone because they refuse to perform orally, a burglar that got busted after he stopped to jerk off after a heist, things you berate yourself for doing, a carjacker that tried to steal a car from three football players, a new disgusting trend in coffee, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about all the hype around today’s solar eclipse, Tommy Lee caught joining the “Mile High” club on a recent flight, Foo Fighters “Rick-Rolled” a music festival crowd WITH Rick Astley, a dad that jumped an open draw bridge, a mother /daughter duo busted running a naught massage parlor, a landlord busted demanding sex for lower rent and maintenance work, the strange thing you do when your drunk, the rudest thing people do at restaurants, a man that brought a woman home while his wife was out of town and got robbed blind, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about gross food habits people have, a city dealing with a bull that escaped and is running loose, Billy Idol was in the running for a major role in T2: Judgment Day, a mom caught doing cocaine off her phone while waiting in the school pickup line, Millennials less interested in boobs, a drunk woman that was almost hooked by a fisherman that bit his fishing line then swam away, the shadiest thing you’ve done for a friend, a guy that pulled a gun replica on a fast food worker when the ice cream machine wasn’t working, a pill that could cur peanut allergies, a public bathroom shut down due to too many kinky sex acts with vegetables taking place, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a creepy free massage ad a listener found on Craigslist, a woman that was subjected to an 11 minute roadside body cavity search, a place that had a kale eating competition, a list of the highest paid actresses this year, a manager of an ice cream restaurant in trouble for mooning a customer, an Australian man protesting his neighbors in the nude, men being more emotional when watching movies on planes, a guy that got shot in the heart by a nail gun and drove himself to the emergency room, what made people think that you were gay?, a drunk driver that hit a person and claimed he was drinking on doctors orders, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most dangerous foods in the world, Dave’s collection of kitchen gadgets, an ESPN Fantasy football skit being called racist, a man high on meth and thought ‘the Purge’ was happening, there is a blowjob thief on the loose in China, major relationship issues people have looked past, a man that bought male enhancement pills then exposed himself to the clerk to show how well they work, how did a “side-piece” bust you? A man dressed as Chewbacca that beat up a ski resort employee, an airline that wants to limit how much passengers can drink before a flight, scientists trying to create a healthy pizza, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that confuse tourists when they come to the USA, an iguana that got on the loose and attacked a bicyclist, using emoji’s in work emails makes you seem incompetent, Rick Flair in a coma, a Deadpool 2 stunt woman dying in a stunt gone wrong, a woman that gets such a rush from shoplifting that it causes her to move her bowels, foods men can eat to smell more attractive to women, an electronic “zap” device to help you lose weight, what made you stop effing someone, an increase in requests for sex dolls that resembled deceased lovers, a man involved in a police chase after stealing a steam roller, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strangest toppings you can get on a pizza, a city that installed “Giving Meters” to help cut down on panhandlers, you can stay the night at the home President Trump was conceived in, Emergency crews rush to save a body in a creek but it turned out to be a Dracula doll, a senior citizen that drove her car off a 7-story parking structure, perverts using airdrop to send unsolicited penis pictures on public transit, a dude busted jerking it in a park and blamed it on a scary groundhog, the show tries to help some listeners with some personal issues they can’t ask anyone else about, sexy thieves stealing expensive watches in night clubs, a woman that make counterfeit tickets for amusement park rides, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about South Carolina police asking for help in tracking down the “Lizard Man,” a man that found a six foot boa constrictor that’s been living in his attic for years, creepy ass doll collections, a company selling “spicy” condoms, the most popular foods to eat after getting it on, a guy who tried to put out a car fire by shooting it with a gun, the creepiest way you were “booty hunted,” a couple of public masturbators in trouble, a drunk driver that pulled a bike out of his trunk and tried to flee police, a woman who may have sang the worst version of the National Anthem, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the countries with the best food in the world, a woman killed by a hippo on an African safari, over 200 people sick after eating donuts, a cruise ship forced to spend 10 days in blackout because of a threat of pirates, a couple that fell in love doing crossfit and got married in a gym, a new social media trend/challenge involving boobs, secrets from industry insiders that most people don’t know, a man that kicked a 6-year old girl he thought was stealing his Chuck-E-Cheese tokens, the worst thing you’ve seen at a fair, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most and least pet friendly cities, how to react when a man demands sex from another man, the fifty LEAST powerful people in the country, a dead body that fell out the back of a coroners van into traffic, a couple in trouble for getting it on in the bleachers at a state fair, a guy that accidentally shot a woman in her genitals in a gun/sex fantasy gone wrong, women who watch porn are disappointed in their lover, a burglar busted by DNA evidence because he pooped at the crime scene and didn’t flush the toilet, the most effed up thing your buddy has done, a dentist in trouble for practicing while drunk, Cheetos opening a pop-up restaurant with feeds made from Cheetos, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a cop busted looking at porn on the job and claims he was doing research, a pizza restaurant rolling out a self-service pizza portal, a guy that sang Pearl Jam while being arrested on LIVE TV, a naked man that was injecting drugs into his genitals while inside a fast food restaurant, men confessing that have had sex with coconuts, the stinkiest thing you’ve found in your bed, a guy who tried to deposit a fake million dollar bill, the most illegal thing you’ve done with your parents, a haunted doll sold on eBay is now attacking the new owners, a seafood restaurant that gives discounts if you have big boobs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy high on meth that cut his own nose off, Chris Pratt and Anna Farris call it quits, the most popular music fests to have sex at, a police officer with “Chuck Luck” that got tazed and bitten by a K-9 Officer, lesbian orgy stories, a guy who turned himself into police because they agreed to take down his unflattering mug shot, what made you say “I shouldn’t marry this bitch?”, the accents voted most sexy, a 16 year old unable to walk after his legs were bitten by tiny marine creatures, a woman busted stealing a ton of condiments from a fast food restaurant, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some thieves that keep stealing redbull causing havoc at gas stations, a guy that broke into a house and tried to hop into the shower with the homeowner, NASA hiring someone to protect the planet, people that have been kidnapped, a dude busted pleasuring himself to “The Emjoi Movie,” attempt to help listeners with fetish questions in the “Fetish Files,” a man that got his penis impaled on an iron fence, hackers that were able to turn automatic car washes into a weapon, an old guy that was banned from a beach for looking for a “sugar baby”, a birth control sticker that goes over your pee-hole, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about signs you are out of shape, a dude arrested for walking around nude twice in one day, a 17 year old that opened a plane’s emergency exit door and jumped out moments after it landed, a dude busted sexually pleasuring a donkey, a brawl that broke out at a mall over free lipstick, how frequently some people wash their hands, a 77 year old man arrested for squirting his girlfriend with lube, admitting that you posted a creepy ad on Craigslist, a crazy pizza delivery driver that threatened to rob a women who didn’t tip him, a bad thing that happens if you sleep too long, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about seven things that can kill you during the summer, a celebrity that claims to have seen Bigfoot, songs DJ’s have banned from playing at a wedding, a man that attacked his son in a fight over a hedgehog, the most painful places to get a bee sting, the funniest words in the world, people freaking out over ice cream sandwiches that won’t melt, a guy found walking down the street naked with a sex toy in his rear, the worst thing you caught someone doing in your house, a bride that pulled a gun on her groom, solar eclipse is causing a higher demand for booze & weed, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most unhealthy chain restaurant meals available, a guy that takes his pet chickens on walks every day, jobs that are safe from being taken by robots, a guy in Germany that avoids traffic by swimming to work, a man that died during a penis enlargement procedure, sperm banks can’t keep up with the demand for redhead semen, a new trend of hiring a professional photographer to document bachelor/bachelorette parties, a woman arrested for assaulting her brother with chicken nuggets, twelve prison inmates that used peanut butter to escape, a passenger that got naked on a Vegas flight, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how video games at work can help relive work stress, a creepy janitor busted taking up skirt photos, the worst reviewed movie of the summer, getting a naughty piercing accidentally ripped out, a woman that had to call 911 because she had a boa constrictor stuck on her face, a guy who stabbed his friend over a game of “Magic: The Gathering,” a new “sleeping beauty” diet, the fastest you’ve destroyed something expensive, a mom that used her breast milk to make brownies for a school bake sale, a threesome on a balcony that ended very badly, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly couple who have visited every single Cracker Barrel in the country except one, a theme park with very strict ride regulations, the most attractive celebrities according to science, list of the highest paid comedians, a one armed clown with a machete taped to his amputated arm gets arrested, a woman that discovered a homeless man living in her attic, how often hotels really change bed sheets, how a guy busted with 70 crack rocks tried to hide them from the cops, the worst place you got your balls stuck, a guy who smuggled kind Cobra’s into the country using Pringles cans, a guy who tried to jump start his career in comedy the wrong way, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a tragic ride malfunction at the Ohio State Fair, a man being forced to pay $60,000 in child support for a kid that isn’t his, someone may have found the biggest spider ever, a company that has started micro chipping their employees, a new Game of Thrones porno parody, the most expensive thing a woman has broken, an impaired driver busted in a car with no windshield, doors, and an ax lodged in the top; how were you a bad ass kid, wine and weed killing the beer industry, the hardest foods to stop eating once you start, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a citizen’s arrest on a drunk driver, a place giving out free weed if you help clean up the city, a female celebrity that feels bad about her self-pleasuring, a guy who stripped naked and ate his own poop then spit it at a cop, some people that mistook a very pale skinny dipper for a ghost, what someone told you too soon, the best big cities to live in, a plane captain and flight attendant that got into an altercation during a flight, a woman who paid for liposuction with a stolen credit card and was busted because of her before and after pics, a crazy naked man that cut off his penis and went on a rampage, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about women getting plastic surgery on their nipples is on the rise, an NFL player that saved a person choking on a brisket sandwich, a guy that filmed his ride share driver getting serviced in the front seat, a dude caught chasing birds while naked and high on LSD, another shark that attacked a person in a kayak, a new trend of guys getting a “Bro-sectomy,” a woman who cut off her husband’s penis and carried it in her purse, how an unattractive person won you over with a sexual superpower, cops looking for a guy flashing women at a farmer’s market, dogs that go through a moody teenage phase, and more

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the five things that could be killing your sex drive, two lesbians that were shot in the middle of a sex act, cities you spend the most amount of time looking for parking, a guy who used his prosthetic arm in an assault, Spicer not happy with the SNL depiction of him, a woman killed by a flesh eating disease she got from S&M handcuff play, badass of the day that smashed a dude robbing a coffee shop with a chair, the biggest thing you’ve lost, did Michael Phelps really race a shark? Do men prefer big boobs or big brains? And more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a father arrested while trying to take his wife to the hospital while in labor, Chester Bennington from Linkin Park committing suicide, OJ Simpson getting parole, a man who fell off a boat and had his life saved by his prosthetic leg, a dude that shot at a taco shop when they messed up his order, a guy who threatened to divorce his wife if she stopped working as a prostitute, a couple that had the cops called on them during a fight over shower masturbation habits, what has a fart ruined for you, people who change their voice when they talk on a phone, what a dude named “Felony” got in trouble for, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about science proving that being “hangry” is real thing, a guy opening up a donut shop next to a weed dispensary, a city that has banned people from using portable devices while walking, people in jail not allowed to pleasure themselves, a family that had 15 pounds of frozen sausage fall from the sky onto their roof, a guy that dresses as his dead sister to help his grieving mom, the right time to introduce sex toys into the relationship, a guy mad at utility line workers so he shot out the tires on their trucks, a security robot that committed suicide, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the summer fashion mistakes we make, a massive car fire at a local car dealership, most stressful cities to live in inside the USA, the Nickelback and Stone Sour feud continues, having extra body parts/discovering an extra part on someone, things states hate the most, a woman that divorced her husband because he wouldn’t respond to her text messages, a bank robber busted after giving out huge cash tips at a restaurant, a country that has banned any mention of Winnie the Poo, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about tips for men with chest hair, a semi driver who ran his truck into a marijuana dispensary, R.Kelly’s alleged involvement in a sex cult and has anyone listening been in a cult, a man who was spotted masturbating in a local park, the most popular searches for recipes in each state, the most popular medical search in Michigan, a man who was caught putting his penis in a coworkers sandwich, what were you better off not knowing about, airline prices rising due to the extreme heat in some areas, a dog that saved a deer from a river, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a fight that broke out on a DDOT bus, a dude who was busted masturbating in a department store, road rage incidents stemming from social media feuds, men who shave their bodies from the neck down, a fart that smelled so bad it forced a plane to land, a survey about things in our lives that are over rated, a guy who was busted for stealing two huge sex toys from an adult store, the creepiest way you have been hit on, a giant metal pipe that fell on a guy’s car on the interstate, a survey about men and women tipping , and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a business owner in trouble for posting signs and putting out a memo banning complaining, a horse that saved a man trapped under a tractor, a man who rescued a whale then got killed by the very same animal, a dude who got revenge on his neighbor immortalized on Google Earth, a repair man stuck behind an ATM slipped customer notes asking for help through the receipt slot, when did you use a “secret weapon,” a guy who has never brushed or flossed his teeth in 20 years, you can use your penis to access porn now, a guy who tried to have sex with a motorcycle, the age you are definitely too old to go to nightclubs, smelling food makes you fat, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a different slang words across the USA, a pizza restaurant employee caught on camera violating a health code, Kid Rock to possibly run for US Senate, an actor that regrets a drunken foursome, a naked man in trouble to pressing his junk against a woman’s window, a flaming cocktail that cause a person to be air lifted to a hospital, your shade side hustles, a dude busted with a Sesame Street doll stuffed with cocaine, a guy in trouble for inappropriate touching customers at a denture clinic, a chick busted impersonating a cop to get a free chicken sandwich, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who had her purse stolen and the thief texted nudes off her phone, Shia LaBeouf drunken arrest caught on police body cam, rumors about who will play this seasons Superbowl Halftime show, a naked man with poop on his hands that robbed a liquor store, a woman who licked and groped another on a flight, grooms now wearing make up at weddings, women who travel with sex toys, 80 beach goers that formed a human chain to save a family, things you regret starting, a country that tried an umbrella sharing program, a dude that got stuck in a gap between two buildings that was only 8 inches wide, a new toothbrush that cleans your teeth in 10 seconds, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what things turn you off the most about the opposite sex, a prison inmate that escaped after a drone dropped tools in the prison yard, a state that just legalized weed is already sold out, the secret to getting a good night’s sleep, an instagram model in trouble for assaulting a cop while naked, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about where Detroit lands on the list of “Cities with the Best Drivers,” jobs celebrities had before making it big, a 19 year old that won the lotto twice in a week, a guy in a standoff with cops because a radio station wouldn’t play his request, a shark attack at a nude beach in Miami, lap dances at major sporting events, a guy who proposed to his girlfriend while being arrested, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how an elderly person embarrassed you, a store that is starting up booze delivery, ice cream donuts a new dessert, a guy who accidentally shot himself in the penis when he sat on his gun, a dude who had to have surgery after putting 15 needles in junk, poop doping is a new trend in competitive sports, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a hillbilly roller coaster encounter, an actor that broke both his arms in a movie stunt, a woman that ran over a neighbors lit fireworks display, a couple caught on camera coming out of an airplane bathroom after joining the mile high club, cops that shot a couple swingers dressed as the Joker and Harley Quinn while they were getting it on at a swinger party, a nerd arrested after fighting another nerd over whether Star Wars or Star Trek was better, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the last time you were in a knife fight, things that you’ve done for money that your partner doesn’t like, what a pool date with Andy would be like, dine and dash stories, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why threesomes are so popular in Michigan, Andy suing a baby for puking on a plane, an awkward hot yoga session Lisa had to endure, a creepy craigslist posting about a topless pool party, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the bizarre way people have sobered up, a couple of Dave’s college car adventures, what is the most American thing you have ever done, what made people almost cheat, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about whether or not you said something (part 2), inappropriate nicknames for co-workers, "cushioning" your relationship, if you can role play, a girl who got some lube in her eye after she found some in a hotel room, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your senior assisted living horror stories, whether things that you do are sexy or awkward, deadly things you survived, whether or not you said something (part 1), and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when you knew you found the wrong person, your crazy kid moments, whether or not one night stands are considered cheating, scams you’ve encountered on Match.com, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the scariest things you experienced with a bus driver, a haunted orphanage that’s being turned into apartments, a Vegas performer who makes a ton of cash, a Wild West shootout gone horribly wrong, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how something wasn’t as great as you expected, how swinging went wrong for you, whether or not your spouse would take a bullet for you, your best sneaky sex experiences, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strange way you make yourself happy, what is your naked secret, if there are people who don’t know they are circumcised, pervy grandpas using the services of hookers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how you knew you were from Detroit (part 1), how you knew you were from Detroit (part 2), when did a 10 turn into a one, Dave almost falling for a broken down car scam on his way into work, and more!

Part Two: Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when you gave someone the ‘crazy eyes’, the worst thing a guest had done in your house, Tom Brady & Andy being endorsement sellouts, a funeral director named Dick Tips who is up to no good, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you waited too long to ask for, things you would want to sue your parents for, stories from when getting a hooker went wrong, women being turned on by guys who sweat and frown, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when did Detroit get you?, a guy who set his parents’ house on fire because they wouldn’t let him in, a dude who had a bowl of grapes catch on fire, foods you should never grill, some of the benefits of ejaculating, a woman that pulled a gun on a fast food worker when she was shorted a chicken nugget, some of your favorite candy may disappear, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy busted after broadcasting himself on Facebook live shooting construction workers with a paintball gun, Johnny Depp jokes about killing President Trump, Gene Simmons withdraws his request to trademark the metal hand gesture, a grown man that fought a 5 year old, a guy that kidnapped a family and forced them to take him shopping, a dude that called the cops when a one eyed hooker robbed him after she serviced him, the proper etiquette to have at an orgy, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the oldest set of titties you ever touched, a shoplifter that got busted by Batman, a woman that found a possum in her dresser drawer, a chick that got killed by a can of whip cream, a college offering $10/hour for students that will spy and report inappropriate activities (snitch), a woman that got assaulted by a George Foreman grill, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the attack at Flint airport being suspected as an act of terrorism, George Clooney selling his tequila company for a billion dollars, a dating app that helps you find celebrity look-a-likes, best states for taking a summer road trip in, a kid that was being bullied at school showed up to school with 200 bikers, a dude protesting his works short policy wore a dress to work, the rudest thing you’ve seen a tourist do, a pervert with one of the weirdest mug shots the show has ever seen, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk to a listener who is considering doing something dirty for extra cash and what your dirty windfall was, a woman that assaulted her boyfriend with a plate of spaghetti, where bumper stickers are the most popular, how swearing helps alleviate pain, a dude that invited a friend over for a BBQ then robbed him, an airline giving a baby born on a light free tickets for life, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about cops looking for a lazy bank robbery that hit two banks directly across the street from each other, Corey Taylor responds to Chad Kroeger’s comments, prison not as bad as you thought it would be, the best states for threesomes, Mattel introduced new Ken dolls with manbuns and dad bods, a new shockwave electric therapy for your dong, where people meet the person they cheat with, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak try to help a listener with a big secret decide if he should tell his friends and family, they talk to a local man that is out protesting getting married, discuss the fidget spinner craze coming to an end already, people that would prefer to wear a uniform to work, a knife fight between two douche bags on Father’s day inside a Starbucks, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about list of the most popular vegetables, a community activist that made an illegal dumper cry when he catches him dumping trash, toxicology report on Carrie Fisher released, having the “hots” for older women is a sexual orientation not preference, June is the most popular month for one night stands, armpit tattoos becoming a new trend, a Mexican farmer that had his fingers and penis bit off in a fight with a pig, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak try to help a listener who is having a lesbian dilemma, talk about a tsunami could possibly happen on the Great Lakes, an old guy who planted a mouse trap to try stop someone from stealing his mail but caught something else, things women find on online dating profiles to be instant turnoffs, a man who shut down a pharmacy when his underwear got stuck on him so he tried to burn them off, a crazy $300,000 avocado heist in California, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a car repair shop that went out of business and kept a customer’s vehicle locked inside the shutdown building, the proper amount of sleep to be “perfectly” happy when you wake up, a guy with 278 piercings in his penis, people using coca cola as a sunscreen to get a tan, a dude that sued a doctor who removed the wrong testicle during a surgery and won $870,000, a city employee that embezzled tons of money to get a Brazilian butt lift, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the biggest dad mistake that either you or your dad has made, a new Michigan themed ice cream flavor, a pet cat that stopped a burglar, Father’s Day gift ideas to improve your dads health, burglars that stole GPS trackers they mistook for electrics they could sell on the black market, a fast food place offering a fork and knife with meals to make dining little more “classy,” and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man freed after 41 years in prison for crimes he didn’t commit, states that are the best/worst at using vacation time, a passenger that noticed fuel pouring out of an airplane wing before a flight, store clerk that as assaulted by and had his jaw broken by avocados, a man who claims to have doubled the size of his dong using testosterone injections, an old dude that went on a naked rampage at an antique store, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the most outrageous thing you did that your partner can never find out about, a road rage incident that resulted in a driver being beaten with a baseball bat, a chick busted shoplifting tried to blame it on doing research on kleptomania in school, divorcing your in-laws if you could, the country looking for sex toys the most, an argument over dog poop that left one man in jail and another with a stab wound, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a shooting at a congressional baseball game practice, a rock star trying to trademark the devil horns hand gesture, a celebrity that banned doggy style in the bedroom, a video of an airline employee pushing down an elderly man going viral, how far have you gone to get away from your wife, a politician trying to get music played in bathrooms to hide poop sounds, a math teacher busted for having sex with three students, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your childhood hindsight and when you realized something that happened as a child is NOT what you thought it was, the best inventions to come out of every state, a country where you can pay to rent a Caucasian person, sex advice from Reddit users, a woman that beat her husband with a glass crucifix, the most popular ice cream flavors in the USA, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an area where there are a ton of seagulls getting killed, is Oprah planning to run for president?, a woman that called 911 because a fast food restaurant took too long to cook her chicken nuggets, a body that washed ashore on a beach in Massachusetts, a couple caught on camera having sex in their seats during a flight, popular sex positions by country, a group of people busted having a threesome on a roof during a sun rise, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what made you call someone a “Filthy Whore!”, a new security system that uses fog to stop criminals/potential threats, a senior citizen that crashed through a local donut shop, something you should drink before hitting the gym, a 22 year old Asian man that has been constipated since birth, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a crazy car accident that shutdown a local freeway, this year’s top earning celebrities, the Detroit Beach was approved, a prison guard busted smuggling drugs and contraband inside a burrito, a pilot that asked passengers to vote whether to stay on board a plane with a 50/50 chance of engines working, men in Japan being encouraged to cover their nipples, an S&M dungeon shut down for improper fire exits, a huge family brawl that broke out at a Waffle House, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what trash good times you’ve had, a party store downtown that sold for over 3 million dollars, a naked woman that disturbed a church service when she thought Jesus was chasing her with a gun, a nude man that jumped on the hood of his wife’s car when she left during a fight over breakfast, a dude that shot someone with a rice krispies gun, top 10 best types of donuts, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a music video shoot mistaken for an armed carjacking, Adam West passing away over the weekend, a real life “Fat Mandy” that stopped a robbery in Ohio, a group of people sprayed by mystery poop at a theme park, a dude busted faking medical emergencies to get out of paying his bar tab, behaviors at work that SHOULD get you fired, sending nudes is good for your relationship, a dude busted for trespassing with an unbelievable amount of hickies on his neck, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when you rolled the internet dice(Craigslist, eBay, online dating, etc.) and how did it turn out, a woman who was distracted by her cellphone that took a tumble into a sidewalk opening, a chick who called the cops to complain about the crack she bought, where there is a nude yoga enthusiast on the loose, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who claims she found a worm in her fast food fish sandwich, the most popular vacation destinations for sex, Steven Tyler working on music for a Broadway Sponge Bob Square Pants musical, a dude that whipped his wiener out at restaurant staff after they mistakenly put onions on his food, guys that play video games better in bed, the proper way to eat certain foods/condiments, a dude that called 911 to get a ride to Hooters, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your strange or unusual compulsion or addiction, a guy who is trying to make payments for fines he’s accumulated with thousands of pennies, a guy who got struck by lightning sitting at his desk at work, a police officer that found a metal bolt in his roast beef sandwich, spicy foods make you more confident, samurai armor now available for your pets, a guy who got his dong stuck in a wrench, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about getting kicked out of a concert, a list of the best 80’s action movies, TV programs that are showing more male frontal nudity, a person bit by another passengers emotional support dog on a flight, a parent that bought a 25 cent gumball machine toy but actually got cocaine, a woman who wanted her ex-husband kidnapped and forced into gay sex slavery, a mother that performed home dentistry on her son in a Walmart bathroom, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the biggest disaster you ever woke up to, a guy claims a theme park discriminated against him and kicked him off a ride because of his fingers, a kickstarter for a men’s robe that is disguised as a hoodie, a way to make your phone less addicting, a dude busted for DUI twice in one day and while dressed as the “Tin Man” from the Wizard of Oz, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some new food and snack innovations coming out soon, a shooting that took place at an ice cream truck, George Clooney’s wife gave birth, list of the most dangerous and safest states, top 20 gayest songs of all time, a guy going through a divorce that is protesting getting married, a newlywed man arrested after a fight with the bride over wedding gifts, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you have tried sexually because of the show, make a big concert announcement about one of Chuck’s favorite bands, Millennials the cause of chain restaurants recent poor sales trend, a kid who hit his principal with a cream pie on the last day of school and is now facing assault charges, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about foods to avoid if sex could potentially happen, hackers who leaked “Orange is the New Black” strike again with a different show, a woman that found a parasite on a piece of raw fish at a store, a chick who had her car stolen while she was engaged in a road rage brawl, a dating app profile ghostwriter/coach, stats on people getting it on and pleasuring themselves a work, a wanted criminal that got busted because he performed in a karaoke contest, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the shocking thing you or someone you knew had no clue about, a guy denied government aide so he unleashed hundreds of bed bugs in the government building, a store asking employees to deliver packages on their way home from work, a pizza restaurant busted selling drugs off a secret menu, a city where unsolicited pornography is being mailed, a guy who may have died trying to swim away from his bar tab, a bear that broke into a home to play piano, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a suspected road rage incident that killed two people, a woman that robbed a bank and spent the money on crab legs and new tennis shoes, dads that are tempted to “bang” the nanny, a senior who accidentally swallowed his false teeth while driving and crashed, a guy who intentionally overdosed on heroin to teach his junky son a lesson, women putting wasp nests on their privates, a woman so drunk when cops asked her for ID she handed over a half-eaten burrito, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who have strange reactions to stuff, Australian scientists finding a faceless fish in an unexplored underwater abyss, a vodka drinking contest in Russia that went wrong, a new Pokémon phone app on the way, a dude that did the chicken dance to distract cops during a drug bust, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak drop a knowledge bomb about Honey Nut Cheerios, talk about the most common misspelled words in porn searches, a boss that broke into an employee’s home after he called in, a woman that broke into a home through a doggy door to steal wine, a NASCAR fan that fell asleep at a race and was abandoned by her friends/family, hackers hitting plastic surgeons and threatening to release nude before and after photos, rich guys getting vasectomies to avoid being trapped in a pregnancy with a woman, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what makes you weird, a postal worker busted on camera throwing a package from the mail truck, an herbal coffee with sexual benefits pulled from the shelves after it killed someone, tequila can help with weight loss, pastel colored lace shorts a new trend in men’s fashion, burglars using a blow torch to break into a cash register accidentally burned up all the money, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the food people would eat if they had to pick only one thing to eat the rest of their life, Tiger Woods DUI dashcam footage was released, a funeral home fined for improperly storing 1 dead bodies, cops looking for 3 women that drugged, kidnapped, and gang raped a man for 3 days, chicken nuggets linked to being gay or transgender, the one word that could diffuse an argument with your partner, a dude that celebrated his birthday by exposing his genitals to random women, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bombing attack that happened in England, a movie being made after a meme, a city that revoked door-to-door sales permits because salesmen were harassing senior citizens.

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what did you find?, a women busted using cheese wrappers to fake her registration stickers, a guy who called 911 to ask what a good substitute would be for cheese in a lasagna.

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly driver that crashed into a local courthouse, Canadian kids that take their family pick-up on a joy ride to Tim Horton's, a bar in trouble for offensive Cinco de Mayo party with a fake border wall, KFC published an erotica novella.