STOP CALLING IT A “PLASTIC BOTTLE”

That Colin Moynihan asshole is just one of the countless reporters who say antifa threw a harmless little “plastic bottle.”

4/6 The brand new footage shows what followed: two Proud Boys went east on 82nd Street, approaching protesters who were perhaps 100 feet away from Park Avenue. By the time the plastic bottle was thrown, one of those two Proud Boys was within a few feet and charging. pic.twitter.com/oHq2MamC4m

It was a glass bottle and it was full of piss. They were throwing them all night. They threw one at D’s car as he was picking up Gavin. It landed on the sun roof without breaking and D grabbed it. He could see it was piss and said, “Gross” and threw it away. That was a mistake.

Here’s the bigger story, however. Where’d they get the bottle? There’s no way antifa drinks P Diddy‘s signature vodka. If it was in a Coke bottle or something, we’d believe it was just something they grabbed. That’s a grass roots weapon. A ciroc bottle is not. We have a theory (unlike that asshole Colin Moynihan, we know what’s a theory and what’s a fact). Whoever funded the protests that night told antifa to go get a bunch of bottles with tops, dump out the contents, and fill them with piss. They got handed a substantial amount of money for this errand, let’s say $200, so money was no object. Antifa went to the liquor store and chose a shape they thought would make a good projectile. They bought a dozen or so and just dumped them out and whoever had to piss, filled them up. That’s the only explanation we can think of for such a weird bottle choice.

Anyway, for whatever reason, it was a small vodka bottle. It was NOT a plastic bottle.