Found on Craigslist. I miss A-squared. Even if we were all actually spoiled, arrogant, shoegazer douche-bags, we at least kept each other entertained.

best of craigslist > ann arbor > The Streaker Tripper - m4w
Originally Posted: Sun, 1 Mar 03:26 EST
The Streaker Tripper - m4w
Date: 2009-03-01, 3:26AM EST
I was streaking through the Diag Friday night at 2:15 am. Coming around the corner of State and Liberty, fast as a naked blur, I bumped into you and we both fell to the ground. I was a little upset with you at first, cuz I scratched my right butt cheek pretty bad, but I knew it was my fault. You said, "Nice New Balances," And all I could say was, "Thanks," with the adrenaline still rushing. In less awkward circumstances, I would have liked to talk to you. I had never run into a girl that fast or naked before... I didn't know how to respond so I helped you up quickly and kept running. Since my friends paid me $100 for making it to Kerrytown with just my socks, shoes, and a big smile, I'd like to take you on a date. You looked pretty fit so maybe you'd like to go for a run sometime. Hit me up! Bye!
* Location: Corner State+Lib
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Misopogan,
proverbial hat's off (read: I'm not actually wearing a hat to salute you with) on the stellar craigslist find. May the good folks at Mgoblog help spread the word so that this fine young man may find true love.