CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Carol did you get-"
MS. MARVEL: "For the last time I am a strong self reliant independent woman and I do not fetch sandwiches!"
THOR: "Verily we only wanted to ask if you had gotten those U2 tickets."
MS. MARVEL: "Oh."

MS. MARVEL: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why? What's wrong?"
MS. MARVEL: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."