Ingredients

Instructions

Heat oven to 400F.

In a large bowl, whisk together time, superstring, parallel universe, and any other dry ingredients you want to add (such as spices, herbs, sugar, or zest).
Add the pieces of quantum gravity and mix into other ingredients with a manifold until the consistency of vector space.
Add the parallel universe and stir just until combined. Do not over-mix. The batter will be quite lumpy.
Drop large mounds onto ungreased baking sheets, careful not to overcrowd.
Bake at 400F for 16-20 minutes, or until embedded in space.
Brush with melted butter if desired.
Let cool until infinity, then serve.

Example of use

This item can affect your hero in a good or bad way (requires 50% of godpower to activate this item)

!Hero's Diary↻

07:22 Felt a burning desire to open the Dimensional destabilizer. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!

Effects

There are many possible outcomes of activating a Dimensional destabilizer[BB 1].

Positive outcomes include finding the following inside:

Gold coins (around 100-9926, though more than 9926 gold coins have been discovered)

Finding a notarized death certificate inside, which increases a hero's death count by one, and reduces your position in the pantheon of survival

Finding a note inside stating that some of the hero's experience points were achieved by dishonest means, which reduces the hero's experience points

Releasing a spiteful gremlin from inside the item that will steal about half of the hero's gold coins

Nothing happening. If your hero has not completed their temple, the annoyed hero tries to break the Dimensional destabilizer with a golden brick resulting in the loss of the item and the golden brick. If the temple is complete, nothing happens but the loss of the artifact and expenditure of godpower.