Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Motherly advice from a Father

By The Urban Blabbermouth

One of the crucial and most embarrassing conversations to have with your
daughter is to tell her about boyfriends. One has to be sure
to give her advice, otherwise she will learn on her own and make some
pretty stupid mistakes. This conversation is necessarily short as
men are notoriously poor at
giving advice to women and father-to-daughter advice fares no better.
But do be careful. Boundaries must be
maintained so as not to intrude too much into her privacy or worse,
to show her how you were a cad in your years as a boyfriend.

So here it is: a daughter should have three boyfriends at all times.

Boyfriend No. 1 is for sociability. This is the guy you hang out
with. He is the one who you talk to, who takes you shopping and is your
best friend.

Boyfriend No. 2 is the wallet. He is the one to call when you are spending big bucks on trips
or expensive purchases.

Boyfriend No. 3 is for the bedroom. This is self explanatory.
Invoke boundary rules and tell her to call her mom.

Advise her that most guys only fit one trait, hence the three-boyfriend rule and it is
extremely rare to find all three traits in one man. If she finds two of the three traits in one man, then marry him.
If she gets lucky and find all three traits in one man, then
get on her knees every day and thank God for His extreme kindness.

There are other traits such as a Fixer to make lots of repairs
around the house but don’t bother to look for those. That is what her
brother is for, call him.