Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML

I want to edit this, sorry you have a self esteem issue. Unrequited love does suck but sleeping with him won't earn his respect or love. You'll find someone that will treat you right and call many times a day.

The FML is that she slept with him because she thought he cared about her enough to want to sleep with her as well, and perhaps make something more of her relationship with him. But no, it was just stupid bet.

hahaha6, some people aren't capable of compassion until they've experienced it. This is one of the rare cases where I feel sorry for the OP.
Also, I don't believe that guy; sleeping with someone for a bet means your standards are probably very low to begin with.

I was thinking that, the real way to win a bet would be without having to use other means rather than your skills. Alcohol, altough it lead to accomplish his bet, made it look like a cheap way to resolve it.

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