Well, if you want to sing along, here are the
lyrics, as best as I've been able to make them out.
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Any dolt
with half a brain
Can see that humankind has gone insane.
To the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main.

Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sou - nd.
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground.

I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's filled with filth and lies!
But it's plain to se - e evil inside of me
Is on the ri - - se.

Penny -

Look around, we're living with the
lost and found.
Just when you feel you've almost drowned
You find yourself on solid ground.
And you believe there's good in everybody's heart.
Keep it safe and sou - nd.
With hope you can do your part
To turn - a life - around.

I cannot believe my eyes!
Is the world finally growing wise?
Because it seems to m - ean some kind of harmony
Is on the ri - - se.

Dr. Horrible
(together) -

Anyone with
half a brain could spend their whole life howling in pain.

Penny (together) -

Ta - ke it slow.
He looks at me and seems to know.

Penny (together)-

The things that I'm afraid to
show, and suddenly I feel this glow,

Dr. Horrible
(together) -

But the dark is everywhere and Penny doesn't seem to care
That soon the dark in me is all that will remain.

Penny (together)-

And I believe there's good in
everybody's heart. Keep it safe and sound.

This
appeared as a moral dilemma
‘Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
It's true I was vague on the How
So how can it be that you - have shown me the light?

It's a brand new day!
And the sun is high!
All the birds are singin' that you're gonna die!

How I hesitated,
Now I wonder why?
It's a brand new day!

All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive
All the crimes incomplete, listen honestly I'll live.
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Knowitall is through
Now the future's so bright and I owe it all to you - who showed me
the light!

It's a brand new me,
I've got no remorse!
Now the water's rising but I know the course!
I'm gonna shock the world,
Gonna show Bad Horse!
It's a Brand New Day!

And Penny will see the Evil Me,
Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure.
And she may cry but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia!

It's a brand new day!
Yeah the sun is high,
All the angels sing because you're gonna die!

It may not feel too classy,
begging just to eat,
But you know who does that? Lassie!
And she always gets a treat!
So you wonder what your part is, ‘cause you're homeless, and
depressed.
But home is where the heart is, so your real home's in your chest!

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's got villains they must face!
They're not as cool as mine, but folks you know it's fine to know
your pla - ce!

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
In their own not-that-heroic way!

So I thank my girlfriend, Penny!
(Yeah, we totally had sex!)
She showed there're so many muscles I can flex!
There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind,
It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's got somethin' they can do!
Get up, go out, and fly - especially that guy! He smells like po -
o!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
You, and you, and mostly me! - And you!

I'm poverty's new sheriff. And I'm bashing in the slums.
A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary al - co - holic bums!

(Everybody!)

Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone can blaze the hero's trail!
Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' ‘tard
You will preva - il!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
Everyone's a hero in thei -

Go ahead! Run away! Say it was Horrible!
Spread the word! Tell a friend! Tell them the tale!
Get a pic! Do a blog! Heroes are over with!
Look at him! Not a word! Hammer, meet nail!

Then I win! Then I get everything I ever -
All the cash! All the fame! - And social change!
Anarchy! That I run! It's Dr. Horrible's turn!
You people all have to learn! This world is going to burn!
Burn! (Yeah, it's 2 "r's," "h-o-r-r") Burn!

No sign of Penny - good, I would give
Anything not to have her see.
It's gonna be bloody, head up Billy buddy,
There's no time for mercy.
Here goes no mercy!