Despite the stories of lost romance that Percy has apparently been telling every goon he has hired or convinced to do his dirty work over the last 3.5 years, there was no romance. “Lisa” was his hired companion. An escort. A sex worker. She never saw him but he paid for her time (quite a bit, too). While he took up a lot of her free time with emails and phone calls, she overcame her annoyance and indulged him because he was a well-paying client.

But that’s all he was, a client. At the time, he was married. A client almost twice her age, unattractive in every way, overweight, balding, with a small, non-working penis. He had no sexual skills or abilities that she was able to discern. She preferred to avoid having sex with him as much as possible, to the point where he complains.

Still and all, she had affection for him, but he was never even within shouting distance of being among her favorite clients. Being completely annoying as well as terrible in bed kept him out of the running.

At this point, 3.5 years later, he is routinely referred to as “the client from hell.” That is, when “Rita” isn’t describing Percy Isgitt as a pusillanimous, fatuous gasbag; which phrasing “Lisa” also uses.

Thank you for a wonderful visit. The dinner was superb thanks to you. The evening was incredible, thanks to you. Breakfast and morning conversation were delightful, thanks to you.

As I will not be seeing you for a very long time, to me, and as communications will be sketchy at best, I wanted to simply let you know my thoughts on departure,

1) It is inspiring to me when you think I just might be on the right track about something. Without that inspiration, there is no de-crim project. For me to take on the world, I must be inspired or else there is no animus in what I try to do.

2) Since I look upon you as my animus these days, the revelation that I am not to be trusted by you and won’t be in the foreseeable future, was a huge punch and could easily have been a knock-out blow if I had let it. I fully understand, though I do not agree with, your belief that I am not to be trusted. I have never had success working with or having a relationship wherein there is an inherent lack of trust. Distrust is a huge issue, ask “Rita.” Nonetheless, I have committed to you and I have committed to the de-crim project and will see all things through to fruition, dark cloud notwithstanding. End of topic.

3) One day I met a wonderful person. She is still that same wonderful person and my feelings for her have not changed, nor will they.

1) Done
2) You can pick the electricity provider. The rest is preset.
3) I have a lot of bad habits but one which I do not have is disappointing you. It puzzles me what you mean about the car deal. As for the lease, when I started yesterday, the only way a lease could be done was if you and I were willing to tell them every intimate detail of our financial lives even if the lease were prepaid. At the end of the conversation, it was agreed that the only thing they need to know is your name and phone number & emergency contact. I pressed for a move in date and the landlord’s rep could not give me a firm date. Today, Tom & I, contrary to your fear that we would complicate things, have everything we need except for a firm move in date and the address of the unit. We have made several contacts in that regard and have been promised an answer. There is nothing left to do. I was very proud of having attained that level of completion. If it is what you call a conflicting story then it will just have to be. Sorry to anger you but damn it Lisa I am out here trying to make things happen with absolutely not one soul to talk to and help me. If my incompetence and bad habits frustrate you, I am terribly sorry.

Back to work,

Percy

From: pisgitt@me.com
Sent: 7/3/12 12:59 PM
Subject: Questions

Lisa,

I need to know that you are comfortable with the following suggestions before proceeding to close up the lease deal. Please keep in mind our discussion on the topic of trust income/personal income in your answer. If you are uncertain, please indicate that clarification is needed.

1) Although the lease will be in the name of the trust, I suggest that funding for the expenses continue as they have been, that is I pay them as Trustee. If you desire another arrangement, now is the time to let me know.

2) If the utilities are in the name of the trust, the utility company’s will inquire into the details of the trust. I suggest that I take the utilities in the name of “Percy L Isgitt, Trustee”. If you want to have the utilities set up in another fashion, let me know now. I am expecting to set the utility turn on dates as soon as I get the move in from the landlord sometime today.

3) If there is anything in the current arrangement that I am not doing to your satisfaction or comfort, we can make such changes as you desire. Remember my purpose in doing all this has no motivation except to please you. If that is a worry or if you feel squished in any way, I will understand. I made a commitment to you and will fulfill that commitment as long as you want. This has been a wonderful journey and a magic part of my life.