A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.

whoa. some context here, folks. not only did your boy fark her crazy, this is how addicted to the cock she was; marana is about, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 45 minutes AT BEST from STV. STV is on the southeasatern outskirts of metro phoenix, Marana a newish subdivision on the outskirts of Tucson. I'm guessing the closest STV point to the closest Marana point is probably as the crow flies, much less the surface streets / I-10, probably 60-65 miles.

in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed. the. dick.girl be fiending. FIENDING. Succubus. when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission. no, not a mission of mercy, but a mission of jizz.

According to PCSO spokesman Tim Gaffney, the teen's mother was sleeping on Jan. 21 when she heard "knocking a rhythmic slapping sound, with a note of "squishiness", and soft, dovelike coos, with what sounded like "give that shiat to me, papito, it's too good, papito its so big, papi gimme that shiat papito ay!" sounds by the stairs and on the wall" of her San Tan Valley home at about 2 a.m.

If you do something really, really stupid, plan your escape well. If you jump from a high place you might, as did this lady, break your ankle and really screw up your admittedly half-assed, slapdick "escape" plan.

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23. She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't). Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to. She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling. "This should be fun," she said as she sat up. Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

i'm not saying she's hot, but, she isn't thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat unattractive. i bet she cleans up ok. and christ, when i was fifteen, jesus, if i thought a girl glanced at my hog i'd be blowing loads. a grown ass female, admittedly not the hottest, but an actual live woman letting me smash it? twice?

i liek adam carolla's joke about this sitaution, when the hottish / not fugly older adult woman has sex with a juvenile male: "my question as the defense attorney, cross examining hte victim: since this 'attack', have you, uhh,.....you know. have you ever, uh, masturbated to the memory?" 'Of course! i'm a 15 yr old boy!"

"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how can my client be guilty of crime that has given this young man hours and hours, and hours of pleasure?"

rickythepenguin:A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.

whoa. some context here, folks. not only did your boy fark her crazy, this is how addicted to the cock she was; marana is about, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 45 minutes AT BEST from STV. STV is on the southeasatern outskirts of metro phoenix, Marana a newish subdivision on the outskirts of Tucson. I'm guessing the closest STV point to the closest Marana point is probably as the crow flies, much less the surface streets / I-10, probably 60-65 miles.

in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed. the. dick.girl be fiending. FIENDING. Succubus. when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission. no, not a mission of mercy, but a mission of jizz.

According to PCSO spokesman Tim Gaffney, the teen's mother was sleeping on Jan. 21 when she heard "knocking a rhythmic slapping sound, with a note of "squishiness", and soft, dovelike coos, with what sounded like "give that shiat to me, papito, it's too good, papito its so big, papi gimme that shiat papito ay!" sounds by the stairs and on the wall" of her San Tan Valley home at about 2 a.m.

So, drunk already then. Hopefully you're on the east coast, where it's after 5p already.

rickythepenguin:A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.

in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed. the. dick.girl be fiending. FIENDING. Succubus. when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission. no, not a mission of mercy, but a mission of jizz.

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23. She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't). Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to. She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling. "This should be fun," she said as she sat up. Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

I was 16 working at Braum's and she was 23. She told me she was 18 and, at 16, I would have stuck it in anything...hell, my dog was looking sexy at one point (no...I didn't). Anyway, she came onto me, invited me back to her place and we had sex all night and then all the next day until I have a D&D/BBS gathering to get to. She was my first.

Then I learned she was psycho.

During the course of our 14 month relationship (parents couldn't have cared less - fact,not emotional outpouring), she tried to have me have sex with her and her cousin (no...not hot), I caught her having sex with her best friend (female...hot as fark!), she introduced me to anal once and I didn't like it, watched porn together and so many other little things.

She and I were in bed when I heard the front door open and she started giggling. "This should be fun," she said as she sat up. Confused, of course, I asked her what's up and she told me, laughing the whole time, that her husband was back from overseas but "not to worry, he's got a broken foot so he can't catch you if you run!"

Poor boy, however will he get over the trauma of being raped. We should make sure that this boy has the best psychiatrists to help him with his emotional problems and low self esteem as a result of this abuse

JoieD'Zen:2wolves: The dirty thirties can be a wonderful time in a women's life.

No kidding. I recall mine fondly. I did some young ones but never under 21. Standards and such.Her mistake was going back to the house.

Well, chances are that her car keys were with her clothing, still up in the bedroom. Butt naked, limping to the car at 2am, and "FARK!" Bang on the steering wheel for a few minutes, then limp back for the clothes and keys.