tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post7725920640813123357..comments2018-02-19T11:59:54.189-05:00Comments on the joy of sox: Game Thread Sillinessallanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-7268861258185908262008-07-08T21:54:00.000-04:002008-07-08T21:54:00.000-04:00All very very funny. Very good blog material right...All very very funny. Very good blog material right there.andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13080026360873456937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-41546437916678604712008-07-08T19:03:00.001-04:002008-07-08T19:03:00.001-04:00Heidi, to Rosenthal: "Hey. I'm up here."Heidi, to Rosenthal: "Hey. I'm up here."ishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-30389414851184218292008-07-08T19:03:00.000-04:002008-07-08T19:03:00.000-04:00Heidi: he keeps looking at your chest because he o...<I>Heidi: he keeps looking at your chest because he only comes UP to your chest...</I><BR/><BR/>I'll betcha even <B>I</B> am taller than Ken Rosenthal.ishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-5601613181403246722008-07-08T18:54:00.000-04:002008-07-08T18:54:00.000-04:00Heidi: he keeps looking at your chest because he o...Heidi: he keeps looking at your chest because he only comes UP to your chest...Jack Marshallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12129607755816264057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-34895468396283793542008-07-08T18:13:00.000-04:002008-07-08T18:13:00.000-04:00Orsillo: The surgeon looks to the first eye and th...Orsillo: The surgeon looks to the first eye and the third, but cuts to neither venue.<BR/><BR/>Lenny Clarke: Jerry! Don! The doctor said the kid's so ugly the prognosis is as bad as my career's. If it weren't for Dennis Leary, I couldn't find a job with a mining helmet. Speaking of mining helmets, I went to the proctologist yesterday...<BR/><BR/>Dennis Leary: Hey, Bruins, eh?<BR/><BR/>Jerry: Hey, guys, could you keep it down. It's hard enough finding time for these Sox Appeal clips while the game is going on.<BR/><BR/>Orsillo: Let's throw it down to Heidi. Heidi?<BR/><BR/>Watney: With the Red Sox trailing the Rays heading into the All-Star Break, I asked Red Sox Manager Terry Francona "Who is Ken Rosenthal, and why does he keep looking at my chest?" Here's what he had to say....das funkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12241926138933957508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-27857226399437627312008-07-08T18:03:00.000-04:002008-07-08T18:03:00.000-04:00I want him as the head surgeon and so does everyon...I want him as the head surgeon and so does everyone else, including him, and that is what we are working toward and we need him there now. There is no question about it, you don't have a guy with the best hands in the industry and keep him as a stand-by. You just don't do that. You have to be an idiot to do that.ishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809080115678512743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-81533081517810517922008-07-08T17:47:00.000-04:002008-07-08T17:47:00.000-04:00Orsillo:The surgeon was late to the operating tabl...Orsillo:<BR/><BR/>The surgeon was late to the operating table. He was tardy on the cut.L-girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05524593142290489958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-29408701784742926962008-07-08T16:54:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:54:00.000-04:00In a results based business, he got the job done.In a results based business, he got the job done.timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041184236514293677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-69666859452229811682008-07-08T16:50:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:50:00.000-04:00Sing it!"Who do you call when your elbow's bus-ted...Sing it!<BR/><BR/>"Who do you call <BR/>when your elbow's bus-ted?"redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-39982978745332326132008-07-08T16:32:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:32:00.000-04:00Various Orsillo-isms:"The dentist is drilling into...Various Orsillo-isms:<BR/><BR/>"The dentist is drilling into that tooth full bore."<BR/><BR/>"The doctor is outstanding in the hallway."<BR/><BR/>"... and the patient is down by way of the internal bleeding."<BR/><BR/>"The diagnosis is cancer ... and the patient gets the bad news."<BR/><BR/>"The doctor's diploma was framed by Varitek."redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-54570711804050176442008-07-08T16:30:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:30:00.000-04:00dont forget the morbid call that almost every play...dont forget the morbid call that almost every play-by-play man uses, "twin killing!"<BR/>that always makes me cringe a bit.nixon33https://www.blogger.com/profile/03283528172781996570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-76074454438788367682008-07-08T16:24:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:24:00.000-04:00pokerwolf: you made a mistake by spelling "consist...pokerwolf: <BR/>you made a mistake by spelling "consistent" correctly but spot-on choice of sheffield.redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-88585894892946525582008-07-08T16:22:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:22:00.000-04:00Harry Caray would be unable to pronounce any of th...Harry Caray would be unable to pronounce any of the procedures or body parts. He would also be tipsy.<BR/><BR/>Buffy: "And the doctor closing up the patient. Alex Rios is the greatest player of all time. It looks like a successful operation."redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-73498723375745885922008-07-08T16:21:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:21:00.000-04:00redsock:McCarver: "After he performed the sur-gery...<I>redsock:<BR/>McCarver: "After he performed the sur-gery, the doctor told him "Sure, Jere (ri)!"<BR/><BR/>Buck: "..."</I><BR/><BR/>This one was my favorite, as I can actually hear it in my head, including Buck's awkward silence.Jake of All Tradeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09208742067459269534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-69705528505800326672008-07-08T16:19:00.000-04:002008-07-08T16:19:00.000-04:00You left out your and Ish's collaboration last nig...<I>You left out your and Ish's collaboration last night, which I especially enjoyed since I live in Yankee territory:</I><BR/><BR/>As did I from 1987-2005.<BR/><BR/>I originally had only a sampling. I left out the Joe Morgan ones mainly because I didn't understand Jere's comment, but then figured what the hell, put them all in. Musta overlooked those.redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-11658018553571839432008-07-08T15:55:00.000-04:002008-07-08T15:55:00.000-04:00Morgan: "This surgeon does a good job on a consist...Morgan: "This surgeon does a good job on a consistent basis. He works hard and is a vital part of this consistent team. He reminds me of Sheffield."<BR/><BR/>(It should be noted that I wrote "This surgeon" because Morgan doesn't know half of the players who are on the field at any given time. Most of the time I listen to one of his games, I wonder if he's even paying attention to what's going on down on the field.)Pokerwolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06087637119337918275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-48546352950660473952008-07-08T14:39:00.000-04:002008-07-08T14:39:00.000-04:00You left out your and Ish's collaboration last nig...You left out your and Ish's collaboration last night, which I especially enjoyed since I live in Yankee territory:<BR/><BR/>Sterling: "You know, Suzyn, brain surgery is not like the other operations."<BR/><BR/>As much as people try, you just CANNOT predict brain surgery! There are stats for everything, but you still have to perform the surgery.efdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09043274887188896152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-62303567805800932962008-07-08T14:27:00.000-04:002008-07-08T14:27:00.000-04:00"Mercy..killing!"Excellent.<I>"Mercy..killing!"</I><BR/><BR/>Excellent.redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-75638286108505084612008-07-08T14:23:00.000-04:002008-07-08T14:23:00.000-04:00Can't touch the Hawk line, but allow me to add the...Can't touch the Hawk line, but allow me to add the late great Ned Martin:<BR/>"Mercy..killing!"Jack Marshallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12129607755816264057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5730822.post-75034760625680222662008-07-08T14:07:00.000-04:002008-07-08T14:07:00.000-04:00Phil's Hawk Harrelson was the clear winner.Phil's Hawk Harrelson was the clear winner.redsockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04673233312198832937noreply@blogger.com