LAT in 90 Seconds

Fox Guarding the Hen House: Could the MacArthur Park incident have been avoided had dozens of “elite officers” not been taken off protest duty hours before melee erupted? Maybe. But, then, what would the LA media have talked about all week?

Paris Hilton May Go To Jail: When a story has a 4:56 a.m. timestamp, you know it’s either incredibly important breaking news — or that someone at the LAT has a bad case of schadenfreude.

If You Read Nothing Else Today, Read This:Rosa Brooks, apparently, owes her career to Bill O’Reilly — and she didn’t even have to loofah her naughty bits with a falafel!