so I have a band but there not noodley. there name is king without a crown, and i have tried to make them a pirate emo rock group but they think it is lame......i already made a song but haven't recorded yet... do you think i can make pastafarians famous????

Don't try to do it by being overpowering. Be subtle (pronounces "b" in subtle). If the band doesn't want to go whole hog on it, just wear something pirate-y to gigs, and answer questions from fans when they get around to asking. Get a pirate fish tattoo. Slip something into a song. There's no great rush.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickOK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.-- Dr. JoyEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

Inner Child wrote:I do believe that an eyepatch would be an adequate accessory for you! It is said that there is a magnetic power within those... Be brave and don't force it!

i agree the patch would be great and would really give you some character as well as the band that extra awesome. I cant agree with the style though there is not much i hate more than an emos by the way inner child i love your avatar.