The 404 1,520: Where we leave the gun and take the potato salad

July 8, 2014

Transcript

It's Tuesday July 8th, 2014. It's Tuesday July 8th, 2014.
I'm Mario Nunez. I'm Mario Nunez.
And from our CBS studios in New York City, welcome to the 404. And from our CBS studios in New York City, welcome to the 404.
[MUSIC] [MUSIC]
What the hell's he smiling at? What the hell's he smiling at?
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
Welcome to the 404 show. Welcome to the 404 show.
I'm Jeff Bacula. I'm Jeff Bacula.
I'm Justin Yu. I'm Justin Yu.
What are you smiling at Mario? What are you smiling at Mario?
I don't know. I don't know.
I heard, I just [CROSSTALK] I'm trying to beat Mark, cuz Mark does good intros when he's here so I want [CROSSTALK] to be better man. I heard, I just [CROSSTALK] I'm trying to beat Mark, cuz Mark does good intros when he's here so I want [CROSSTALK] to be better man.
Oh, hey. Oh, hey.
I'm better than Mark. I'm better than Mark.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I love that. I love that.
I love that attitude. I love that attitude.
Well, welcome to what's already an excellent episode of the 404 show. Well, welcome to what's already an excellent episode of the 404 show.
How how are you doing? How how are you doing?
I'm doing well, yeah. I'm doing well, yeah.
I'm doing really well. I'm doing really well.
Everyone keeping cool, ever, yeah. Everyone keeping cool, ever, yeah.
Everyone like keeping hydrated. Everyone like keeping hydrated.
It's a part of the summer now where things just, they, they just fall apart. It's a part of the summer now where things just, they, they just fall apart.
It's the part of the summer where I actually have to change the orientation of my cellphone in my pocket. It's the part of the summer where I actually have to change the orientation of my cellphone in my pocket.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because. Because.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I have to put them on the outside of my wallet. I have to put them on the outside of my wallet.
No, oh, you layer them. No, oh, you layer them.
Like between the wallet and the pants. Like between the wallet and the pants.
Right, right, like I actually have to turn my phone around so that the back of it is touching my leg, and the, [LAUGH] and the glass part is facing out, because I'm so God damn sweaty that it activates my phone, and starts dialing North Korean, it's crazy. Right, right, like I actually have to turn my phone around so that the back of it is touching my leg, and the, [LAUGH] and the glass part is facing out, because I'm so God damn sweaty that it activates my phone, and starts dialing North Korean, it's crazy.
[LAUGH] I have to start carrying around like a handkerchief in my pocket. [LAUGH] I have to start carrying around like a handkerchief in my pocket.
Yeah. Yeah.
Do you do that, like a sweat rag? Do you do that, like a sweat rag?
You don't. You don't.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
These are unused. These are unused.
These are unsoiled. These are unsoiled.
[LAUGH] They're for the commute home. [LAUGH] They're for the commute home.
Yeah, I carry that around a lot too. Yeah, I carry that around a lot too.
Because it's. Because it's.
So hot! So hot!
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
And it's like a, it's like walking through a wet fart. And it's like a, it's like walking through a wet fart.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is gross but I don't normally wear, like deodorant, or antiperspirants. This is gross but I don't normally wear, like deodorant, or antiperspirants.
Because I don't sweat that often. Because I don't sweat that often.
You don't? You don't?
Yeah. Yeah.
Even when I ride my bike normally throughout the year I don't sweat. Even when I ride my bike normally throughout the year I don't sweat.
But there's one month and it's always in mid July to late August. But there's one month and it's always in mid July to late August.
So you're wearing. So you're wearing.
Deodorant now. Deodorant now.
Yeah, you'll be happy to know I'm wearing deodorant now. Yeah, you'll be happy to know I'm wearing deodorant now.
But you wouldn't notice because the rest of the year I just dont smell. But you wouldn't notice because the rest of the year I just dont smell.
Kind of weird thing to say I know but. Kind of weird thing to say I know but.
No that's good. No that's good.
I actually pride myself on, not really smelling either. I actually pride myself on, not really smelling either.
Even though I do sweat an awful lot. Even though I do sweat an awful lot.
Like I sweat. Like I sweat.
I sweat when I get in [LAUGH] when I get in the elevator. I sweat when I get in [LAUGH] when I get in the elevator.
And I just, my body's anticipating what's about to happen to it and it's just like, I dunno about this one, Jeff. And I just, my body's anticipating what's about to happen to it and it's just like, I dunno about this one, Jeff.
Maybe we just, maybe we're just standing [INAUDIBLE] or something. Maybe we just, maybe we're just standing [INAUDIBLE] or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next month is when, maybe I'll put the bike away for a few days. Next month is when, maybe I'll put the bike away for a few days.
Just looking at that thing makes me wanna sweat. Just looking at that thing makes me wanna sweat.
Oh, God, but yeah. Oh, God, but yeah.
Time of the year when you watch a lot more movies indoors. Time of the year when you watch a lot more movies indoors.
It's, it's, I'm always blown away as to like, how well kind of air conditioning works. It's, it's, I'm always blown away as to like, how well kind of air conditioning works.
Yeah. Yeah.
I just feel like it's so, is, is it like really bad for the environment? I just feel like it's so, is, is it like really bad for the environment?
Probably. Probably.
It's not good, right? It's not good, right?
I'm always wondering if people. I'm always wondering if people.
You know when in New York, people put their air conditioners in their windows, and there's never anything to prop it up on the other side of the windows. You know when in New York, people put their air conditioners in their windows, and there's never anything to prop it up on the other side of the windows.
Yeah. Yeah.
And it's always like leaning down, and it's only the force of the window pushing it down. And it's always like leaning down, and it's only the force of the window pushing it down.
Right. Right.
That keeps it not from falling on someone's head. That keeps it not from falling on someone's head.
Wedge though. Wedge though.
Has that ever happened before? Has that ever happened before?
How many deaths happened in the 70s and 80s when those started coming in. How many deaths happened in the 70s and 80s when those started coming in.
I, I don't know. I, I don't know.
But now air conditioning technology is way more advanced, from what I hear, it's just, like, no one every buys new ones. But now air conditioning technology is way more advanced, from what I hear, it's just, like, no one every buys new ones.
We were looking for an apartment with central air. We were looking for an apartment with central air.
Forget it. Forget it.
Those are very rare here, you got to pay four grand at least for a two bedroom. Those are very rare here, you got to pay four grand at least for a two bedroom.
Yeah, that's like a diamond in the roughs, in the rough sort of thing. Yeah, that's like a diamond in the roughs, in the rough sort of thing.
Could you imagine? Could you imagine?
It's nice man, I had, I have a buddy who's got central air in his place in Hoboken, and you walk in and it's just like icicles, and your like God bless this place. It's nice man, I had, I have a buddy who's got central air in his place in Hoboken, and you walk in and it's just like icicles, and your like God bless this place.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Seriously. Seriously.
Yeah and then you have savages. Yeah and then you have savages.
I was talking to Gutenberg last week again about his. I was talking to Gutenberg last week again about his.
He's still not using an air conditioner int he summer time. He's still not using an air conditioner int he summer time.
He refuses to install one. He refuses to install one.
Nice. Nice.
I think they have one installed but his wife put it in there, just for emergencies for when it gets just above 100 degrees inside his apartment. I think they have one installed but his wife put it in there, just for emergencies for when it gets just above 100 degrees inside his apartment.
That's the kind of madness that I can't really relate with. That's the kind of madness that I can't really relate with.
I think now it's, it's bragging. I think now it's, it's bragging.
Yeah. Yeah.
Doing it for bragging rights. Doing it for bragging rights.
All right, so I hope everyone out there is keeping cool. All right, so I hope everyone out there is keeping cool.
It doesn't matter where you are in the country. It doesn't matter where you are in the country.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wherever you are in the country, you're sweating your you know, what off. Wherever you are in the country, you're sweating your you know, what off.
Hey, I watched a really good movie the other weekend, I think you should see. Hey, I watched a really good movie the other weekend, I think you should see.
Over the weekend? Over the weekend?
Yeah, a really good movie. Yeah, a really good movie.
It's called The Godfather. It's called The Godfather.
Have you seen it? Have you seen it?
[LAUGH] Doesn't, doesn't come, he's like hey man. [LAUGH] Doesn't, doesn't come, he's like hey man.
Like pointing at me like so matter of fact. Like pointing at me like so matter of fact.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
He's like, hey guy, I saw the Godfather over the weekend. He's like, hey guy, I saw the Godfather over the weekend.
He's like, you know what, that's a really good movie. He's like, you know what, that's a really good movie.
That's a good movie. That's a good movie.
Who would've thought The Godfather would've, one of the most doc, well documented good movies of all times? Who would've thought The Godfather would've, one of the most doc, well documented good movies of all times?
I watched it over the weekend. I watched it over the weekend.
I don't know why, I just haven't seen it until just now. I don't know why, I just haven't seen it until just now.
I know why. I know why.
Cuz you spend your time watching like, the Julies. Cuz you spend your time watching like, the Julies.
The Julies all day long. The Julies all day long.
Hey, that's a great movie too. Hey, that's a great movie too.
It's, it's good, but it's not on par with The Godfather. It's, it's good, but it's not on par with The Godfather.
So you finally watched the Godfather. So you finally watched the Godfather.
So can we get like a 30, can we get like a. A 40 year old review of the Godfather? So can we get like a 30, can we get like a. A 40 year old review of the Godfather?
Two thumbs up man. Two thumbs up man.
I can't say something that already hasn't been published in the, in the film critic books somewhere. I can't say something that already hasn't been published in the, in the film critic books somewhere.
But, the movie is really good if you haven't seen it hey, do yourself a favor. But, the movie is really good if you haven't seen it hey, do yourself a favor.
Check out the Godfather, go to your video rental store and get the VHS it's great. Check out the Godfather, go to your video rental store and get the VHS it's great.
Its one of the only films on rotten tomatoes I believe to have 100%. Its one of the only films on rotten tomatoes I believe to have 100%.
Yeah it's good Marlin Brando, I don't know why he talks like that though, I thought it would be explained like he got shot in the mouth or something. Yeah it's good Marlin Brando, I don't know why he talks like that though, I thought it would be explained like he got shot in the mouth or something.
He's got cotton balls in his mouth. He's got cotton balls in his mouth.
There is no explanation for why he talks like that. There is no explanation for why he talks like that.
He's got those marbles in his mouth man. He's got those marbles in his mouth man.
You know whats funny, though watching a movie that's so in the cannon of pop culture. You know whats funny, though watching a movie that's so in the cannon of pop culture.
I feel like I'd heard already, like, most of the lines that were in the movie. I feel like I'd heard already, like, most of the lines that were in the movie.
Right. Right.
Like leave the gun, take the cannoli. Like leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Right. Right.
Had no idea that was even in The Godfather. Had no idea that was even in The Godfather.
When you said it I was like, oh, I've heard this before. When you said it I was like, oh, I've heard this before.
Do you- Do you-
Or going to the mattresses. Or going to the mattresses.
You know, like, sayings that come from a movie. You know, like, sayings that come from a movie.
I'd heard that a million times and I know exactly what it meant, but didn't realize that it came from The Godfather. I'd heard that a million times and I know exactly what it meant, but didn't realize that it came from The Godfather.
It's so eye opening. It's so eye opening.
I don't know how to talk to you. I don't know how to talk to you.
I don't have a frame of reference for things like that. I don't have a frame of reference for things like that.
It's like someone who had never seen, you know, Back to the Future. It's like someone who had never seen, you know, Back to the Future.
Yeah. Yeah.
And you're just like You just stutter out, you know, nonsense. And you're just like You just stutter out, you know, nonsense.
Dude, what about that thing where he wakes up and the horse is in his bed? Dude, what about that thing where he wakes up and the horse is in his bed?
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
He was screaming so loud. He was screaming so loud.
You were? You were?
I was. I was.
He was too. He was too.
Yeah. Yeah.
We were both screaming together [CROSSTALK] We were both screaming together [CROSSTALK]
Cuz it's scary. Cuz it's scary.
Yeah. Yeah.
That was a good movie. That was a good movie.
Very violent. Very violent.
You, you gonna watch the sequel? You, you gonna watch the sequel?
No, no. No, no.
No? No?
[LAUGH] Yeah just kidding. [LAUGH] Yeah just kidding.
Yeah. Yeah.
I, I have to now. I, I have to now.
Like I told you in the pre-show. Like I told you in the pre-show.
It's re, the sequels regarded as, probably the best movie ever made. It's re, the sequels regarded as, probably the best movie ever made.
One of the very rare cases where the sequel is better than the original. One of the very rare cases where the sequel is better than the original.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
And then don't watch the third one everyone. And then don't watch the third one everyone.
The third one's kind of like a throw away even though its not, its its good. The third one's kind of like a throw away even though its not, its its good.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Ish, but don't look, I'm surprised you made it this far. Ish, but don't look, I'm surprised you made it this far.
Yeah, no, no spoilers but [INAUDIBLE] tells me that the second movie is both of prequel and a sequel. Yeah, no, no spoilers but [INAUDIBLE] tells me that the second movie is both of prequel and a sequel.
That sounds pretty cool. That sounds pretty cool.
Yeah, she saw it? Yeah, she saw it?
She's seen it, yeah, she's seen it a long time ago. She's seen it, yeah, she's seen it a long time ago.
[INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE]
She's been trying to get me to watch it just as hard as you have. She's been trying to get me to watch it just as hard as you have.
[CROSSTALK] three years she's been trying to get me to watch it. [CROSSTALK] three years she's been trying to get me to watch it.
I,. I,.
Every chance, like, every time I'm like, what movie should we watch? Every chance, like, every time I'm like, what movie should we watch?
It's like, The Godfather. It's like, The Godfather.
No, I just don't feel like it today. No, I just don't feel like it today.
Have you seen- Have you seen-
It was like that for three years. It was like that for three years.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, good. All right, good.
I'm just glad you got, finally got to see it. I'm just glad you got, finally got to see it.
I watched, yeah, so now I've seen like all the. I watched, yeah, so now I've seen like all the.
All the great gangster movies right? All the great gangster movies right?
Good Fellas. Good Fellas.
I've seen that. I've seen that.
You seen Casino? You seen Casino?
Casino. Casino.
I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
That's fine. That's fine.
That's not as big of a deal. That's not as big of a deal.
Yeah. Yeah.
You've seen like Reservoir Dogs? You've seen like Reservoir Dogs?
Yeah of course. Yeah of course.
I've seen Reservoir Dogs. I've seen Reservoir Dogs.
I saw My Cousin Vinny based on your recommendation. I saw My Cousin Vinny based on your recommendation.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
Well My Cousin Vinny's a comedy. Well My Cousin Vinny's a comedy.
But yeah. But yeah.
All right, well what else should I watch? All right, well what else should I watch?
I'm starting to see that your recommendations are actually worth a damn. I'm starting to see that your recommendations are actually worth a damn.
[LAUGH] Okay, I'm not exactly, you know. [LAUGH] Okay, I'm not exactly, you know.
You're two for two now. You're two for two now.
[LAUGH] I'm not exactly like, you know, getting deep with you here, these are surface level. [LAUGH] I'm not exactly like, you know, getting deep with you here, these are surface level.
All these obscure movies. All these obscure movies.
Just do yourself a favor and go see like, the top five or ten you know. Just do yourself a favor and go see like, the top five or ten you know.
Have you seen, or no, you haven't seen Shawshank. Have you seen, or no, you haven't seen Shawshank.
No I haven't seen, no I'm definitely never going to see Shawshank. No I haven't seen, no I'm definitely never going to see Shawshank.
Dude, Shawshank. Dude, Shawshank.
That movie is two VHS tapes long. That movie is two VHS tapes long.
It might be, but dude, you really haven't see that? It might be, but dude, you really haven't see that?
No I haven't seen that. No I haven't seen that.
Didn't somebody send you it, didn't one of our listeners send you a copy of it? Didn't somebody send you it, didn't one of our listeners send you a copy of it?
Yeah, it's not the accessibility of the movie, you can literally watch any movie in a half an hour now. Yeah, it's not the accessibility of the movie, you can literally watch any movie in a half an hour now.
Well not a half hour but. Well not a half hour but.
Go watch, the Shawshank Redemption. Go watch, the Shawshank Redemption.
That's number two on your list. That's number two on your list.
All right, I haven't seen Green Mile either. All right, I haven't seen Green Mile either.
That's, I don't know where, why that would be mentioned in the same breath. That's, I don't know where, why that would be mentioned in the same breath.
Okay. Okay.
So, it's not a good movie to watch? So, it's not a good movie to watch?
It's okay. It's okay.
But it's not on the level of God Father and Shawshank. But it's not on the level of God Father and Shawshank.
Okay, all right. Okay, all right.
I've seen what are the other big movies. I've seen what are the other big movies.
I've never seen, what's it called? I've never seen, what's it called?
Casablanca before. Casablanca before.
I mean. I mean.
Who just scoffed over there? Who just scoffed over there?
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
The intern. The intern.
I don't, I don't know what, I mean it's just like, a very old movie. I don't, I don't know what, I mean it's just like, a very old movie.
I guess you should, but that's more like. I guess you should, but that's more like.
A film class movie to watch. A film class movie to watch.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
You know? You know?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, maybe you don't have to watch that. Yeah, maybe you don't have to watch that.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. All right.
Yeah dude, like come on, just watch the top ten IMDB movies. Yeah dude, like come on, just watch the top ten IMDB movies.
Yeah, what else, what else is there? Yeah, what else, what else is there?
Well Shawshank's number one, Godfather one and two is two and three. Well Shawshank's number one, Godfather one and two is two and three.
Okay. Okay.
All right. All right.
I'm trying to, like Schindler's list is there but I don't really think you need to watch that. I'm trying to, like Schindler's list is there but I don't really think you need to watch that.
Well, Fight Club's number ten. Well, Fight Club's number ten.
Yeah, got it. Yeah, got it.
It's it's kind of amazing. It's it's kind of amazing.
And the Dark Knight is, is four. And the Dark Knight is, is four.
[INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE]
The Dark Knight's number four on this list. The Dark Knight's number four on this list.
At box office sales? At box office sales?
No, this is just like what's rated, you know, by, by the viewers. No, this is just like what's rated, you know, by, by the viewers.
Okay. Okay.
Everything else you've seen. Everything else you've seen.
You've seen seven? You've seen seven?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
Okay, you've seen The Usual Suspects. Okay, you've seen The Usual Suspects.
Yeah, mm-hm. Yeah, mm-hm.
Okay, so you're good. Okay, so you're good.
Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
You're you're homework's done. You're you're homework's done.
[CROSSTALK] Have you seen Psycho? [CROSSTALK] Have you seen Psycho?
Yeah, I've seen Psycho. Yeah, I've seen Psycho.
You've seen Rear Window? You've seen Rear Window?
No, no, I haven't seen that. No, no, I haven't seen that.
I might recommend seeing Rear Window. I might recommend seeing Rear Window.
Rear window. Rear window.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I'll put that on the list. Okay, I'll put that on the list.
Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart.
Oh it's a Hitchcock movie? Oh it's a Hitchcock movie?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh okay, cool. Oh okay, cool.
Have you seen Vertigo? Have you seen Vertigo?
No I haven't seen Vertigo. No I haven't seen Vertigo.
You might like wanna go through some of the Hitchcock ones. You might like wanna go through some of the Hitchcock ones.
Yeah but I don't like black and white movies. Yeah but I don't like black and white movies.
Oh my God, really? Oh my God, really?
Yeah Vertigo is in [CROSSTALK] You son of a ****. Yeah Vertigo is in [CROSSTALK] You son of a ****.
I don't like black in white movies. I don't like black in white movies.
Have you seen Dr. Strange Love. Have you seen Dr. Strange Love.
Yeah I've seen all Kubrick movies. Yeah I've seen all Kubrick movies.
Okay, still have you seen 2001. Okay, still have you seen 2001.
Yeah oh yeah 2001. Yeah oh yeah 2001.
Okay all right. Okay all right.
I'm constantly giving you like sympathy pride. I'm constantly giving you like sympathy pride.
Yeah. Yeah.
Stop squinting at me so much. Stop squinting at me so much.
I'm just, man. I'm just, man.
Send in your movie recommendations through me, for Classic Movies. Send in your movie recommendations through me, for Classic Movies.
Just like basic. Just like basic.
Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now.
Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now.
Like basic, 101 course film. Like basic, 101 course film.
I'm trying to think about what I haven't seen that people would talk about. I'm trying to think about what I haven't seen that people would talk about.
Pretty much every Woody Allen movie. Pretty much every Woody Allen movie.
No, no, well you started getting into that. No, no, well you started getting into that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's on the list. That's on the list.
He comes in. He comes in.
He comes in, he goes. He comes in, he goes.
Dude, Annie Hall? Dude, Annie Hall?
Amazing! Amazing!
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] I just like doing that to people. [LAUGH] I just like doing that to people.
Super old movies. Super old movies.
Hey, have you seen this movie called back to the future? Hey, have you seen this movie called back to the future?
Hey, hey, hey, you know what I listened to for the first time? Hey, hey, hey, you know what I listened to for the first time?
The Thriller record. The Thriller record.
It's amazing. It's amazing.
We landed on the moon? We landed on the moon?
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
We landed on the moon! We landed on the moon!
[LAUGH] All right. [LAUGH] All right.
All right. All right.
Tease us, what do we have cooking today? Tease us, what do we have cooking today?
Look at some of these stories. Look at some of these stories.
Ironically, we're gonna talk about Netflix. Ironically, we're gonna talk about Netflix.
[LAUGH] First off, we're gonna talk about Netflix wants to pay people, they're hiring people to watch movies. [LAUGH] First off, we're gonna talk about Netflix wants to pay people, they're hiring people to watch movies.
So maybe I should get a job there instead. So maybe I should get a job there instead.
Do, get paid for what I do. Do, get paid for what I do.
It'd be great cuz it'd be like the first time for you. It'd be great cuz it'd be like the first time for you.
Yeah I'd be forced to watch movies. Yeah I'd be forced to watch movies.
Right. Right.
Then we'll talk about everyone's favorite. Then we'll talk about everyone's favorite.
Restaurant, McDonald's. Restaurant, McDonald's.
I know Justin really likes McDonald's. I know Justin really likes McDonald's.
He's always bringing it into the podcast? He's always bringing it into the podcast?
Are you? Are you?
Yeah he eats McDonald's a lot, as well he should. Yeah he eats McDonald's a lot, as well he should.
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
He's in their to have a graphic. He's in their to have a graphic.
What is that a human being? What is that a human being?
College kids. College kids.
Oh, college kids. Oh, college kids.
Then we'll talk about how to hack, Tinder to basically guarantee you'll get laid. Then we'll talk about how to hack, Tinder to basically guarantee you'll get laid.
We should probably start with that story. We should probably start with that story.
And then, we're gonna talk about two Kickstarter campaigns that I personally can't believe were funded so quickly and so highly. And then, we're gonna talk about two Kickstarter campaigns that I personally can't believe were funded so quickly and so highly.
There, there's this trend of like overfunding. There, there's this trend of like overfunding.
Yeah, I almost think people are taking that joke a little too far. Yeah, I almost think people are taking that joke a little too far.
Yeah, it pisses me off. Yeah, it pisses me off.
One's a joke, the other one. One's a joke, the other one.
I'm gonna reserve judgement on it until I get my hands on one. I'm gonna reserve judgement on it until I get my hands on one.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
So which one do you wanna talk about first? So which one do you wanna talk about first?
Netflix? Netflix?
Let's do it, this is cool. Let's do it, this is cool.
So Netflix, they're putting out job descriptions for something they call taggers, and I should note. So Netflix, they're putting out job descriptions for something they call taggers, and I should note.
Start this story off by saying this is only in the UK and Ireland, they already have enough taggers this side. Start this story off by saying this is only in the UK and Ireland, they already have enough taggers this side.
So. So.
That's not surprising. That's not surprising.
Yeah, basically taggers are people that watch Netflix movies for a living, they get paid for it from Netflix and then they tag those TV shows and movies with a bunch of different words, over a 1000 different words in their database for things like describing tone and plot style, descriptions et cetera. Yeah, basically taggers are people that watch Netflix movies for a living, they get paid for it from Netflix and then they tag those TV shows and movies with a bunch of different words, over a 1000 different words in their database for things like describing tone and plot style, descriptions et cetera.
And, and those tag words are basically what they used to recommend movies to people. And, and those tag words are basically what they used to recommend movies to people.
Okay. Okay.
And so they're hiring a bunch of people. And so they're hiring a bunch of people.
I think they have over 100 wrecks, right now over the internet. I think they have over 100 wrecks, right now over the internet.
If you live in the UK or Ireland, you can get hired. If you live in the UK or Ireland, you can get hired.
How much are they paying, do you know? How much are they paying, do you know?
I don't know exactly they didn't, they didn't put that out on, online but you basically need to be a big movie fan. I don't know exactly they didn't, they didn't put that out on, online but you basically need to be a big movie fan.
They say you don't have previous experience doing this just know your movie title be a expert in the field They say you don't have previous experience doing this just know your movie title be a expert in the field
Working eyeballs and youre good to go. Working eyeballs and youre good to go.
Anyone can do this. Anyone can do this.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is good for a college kid. This is good for a college kid.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is good for, I mean yeah. This is good for, I mean yeah.
You can obviously work from home. You can obviously work from home.
Yeah. Yeah.
Be great. Be great.
Can work from home. Can work from home.
You can work, in bed. You can work, in bed.
Yeah. Yeah.
Pendling. Pendling.
You can work, in the comfort, of any real place inside your home. You can work, in the comfort, of any real place inside your home.
Yeah. Yeah.
You could do it naked. You could do it naked.
Any job without pants is something I'd wanna work. Any job without pants is something I'd wanna work.
That's it. That's it.
It be so cool. It be so cool.
This is basically what I did college. This is basically what I did college.
This would destroy like. This would destroy like.
Watching TV for me, though. Watching TV for me, though.
I mean, this would kill my wa, TV watching. I mean, this would kill my wa, TV watching.
Yeah, you would never need to flip on the TV. Yeah, you would never need to flip on the TV.
I'd be like, gah. I'd be like, gah.
Yeah, that's, that's why like almost reviewing video games has like, killed video games for me. Yeah, that's, that's why like almost reviewing video games has like, killed video games for me.
Yeah. Yeah.
That sort of thing. That sort of thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
But then, I was thinking, you know, I'm not sure a lot of people would be able to, pick which movies and TV shows they wanna watch. But then, I was thinking, you know, I'm not sure a lot of people would be able to, pick which movies and TV shows they wanna watch.
So you probably have to suffer through a lot of the **** movies they have on Netflix, and there's a lot of them on there. So you probably have to suffer through a lot of the **** movies they have on Netflix, and there's a lot of them on there.
Oh yeah, yeah, this is it. Oh yeah, yeah, this is it.
You're going to really. You're going to really.
Like B movies from the 80s. Like B movies from the 80s.
You're going to need it. You're going to need it.
You're gonna need it hard. You're gonna need it hard.
And stuff. And stuff.
I'm sure you might not be able to choose everything you want to see. I'm sure you might not be able to choose everything you want to see.
Might not be able to make your way back from this either. Might not be able to make your way back from this either.
Yeah. Yeah.
It might destroy you. It might destroy you.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
Culturally, you know, numb your senses. Culturally, you know, numb your senses.
Right Right
And that's it. And that's it.
You'll just be a blind, helpless fool at the end of it. You'll just be a blind, helpless fool at the end of it.
One of the worst TV shows of all time, like, if someone had to force you to sit down and clockwork orange you. One of the worst TV shows of all time, like, if someone had to force you to sit down and clockwork orange you.
What would you, what would be the biggest torture? What would you, what would be the biggest torture?
Besides Two Broke Girls. Besides Two Broke Girls.
[LAUGH] No. [LAUGH] No.
I don't know man. I don't know man.
What are some, I'm trying to think. What are some, I'm trying to think.
Oh, maybe Frazier for me. Oh, maybe Frazier for me.
Frazier [UNKNOWN]. Frazier [UNKNOWN].
I do no like Frazier. I do no like Frazier.
Well you didn't like Frazier cuz, I didn't like Frazier cuz they like. Well you didn't like Frazier cuz, I didn't like Frazier cuz they like.
Help me to understand. Help me to understand.
They also had like. They also had like.
Accents for no reason. Accents for no reason.
Right, right. Right, right.
You know, it was very high brow. You know, it was very high brow.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Or like trying to be high brow. Or like trying to be high brow.
Right. Right.
whatever. whatever.
And then for some reason, their dad was this like, Irish crazy guy. And then for some reason, their dad was this like, Irish crazy guy.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Who had, who spoke normally. Who had, who spoke normally.
Right. Right.
And he was like from Brooklyn. And he was like from Brooklyn.
And it seemed like he was drunk all the time. And it seemed like he was drunk all the time.
[LAUGH] But Daphne was, she was cool. [LAUGH] But Daphne was, she was cool.
I didn't like, one of the shows that I always switched off. I didn't like, one of the shows that I always switched off.
Caroline in the City. Caroline in the City.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
I hated that show. I hated that show.
Lea Thompson? Lea Thompson?
I would always turned that off, any time it come never came on. I would always turned that off, any time it come never came on.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was never a fan of Beddance. I was never a fan of Beddance.
Wings? Wings?
I love wings. I love wings.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Yeah, I did not like Wings. Yeah, I did not like Wings.
I did not like Wings either. I did not like Wings either.
other, there's a lot. other, there's a lot.
Like, the best majority of network TV I think is awful. Like, the best majority of network TV I think is awful.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like there is nothing really that I enjoyed. Like there is nothing really that I enjoyed.
From like, I like the office for a little while. From like, I like the office for a little while.
Yeah. Yeah.
But then I jump the shark. But then I jump the shark.
Seagate was really bad. Seagate was really bad.
I always. I always.
Seagate? Seagate?
What the hell is Seagate? What the hell is Seagate?
Seagate was like an underwater show with, I think Johnathan Brandis was in it. Seagate was like an underwater show with, I think Johnathan Brandis was in it.
Under water show. Under water show.
Yeah, like an under water submarine based show. Yeah, like an under water submarine based show.
Man, I mean there is too much awful TV, to pick a favorite awful TV show. Man, I mean there is too much awful TV, to pick a favorite awful TV show.
Yeah. Yeah.
Star Trek? Star Trek?
I would say. I would say.
Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah that would be really torturous for me. Yeah that would be really torturous for me.
Really? Really?
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
What, what about you guys? What, what about you guys?
Are there any shows that off top your head that you wish was gone? Are there any shows that off top your head that you wish was gone?
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
A lot, a lot of reality shows, I hate. A lot, a lot of reality shows, I hate.
I hate a lot of reality TV. I hate a lot of reality TV.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Definitely. Definitely.
I hate Sex in the City. I hate Sex in the City.
Oh right. Oh right.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
I can't stand that show. I can't stand that show.
Painful. Painful.
Yeah. Yeah.
I hated Entourage. I hated Entourage.
Oh what? Oh what?
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
Anything on like CW. Anything on like CW.
Half owned by CBS Half owned by CBS
Yeah. Yeah.
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
It cool, I crapped on two broke girls. It cool, I crapped on two broke girls.
[LAUGH] Yeah. [LAUGH] Yeah.
Insane. Insane.
All right, well there you have it. All right, well there you have it.
Yeah. Yeah.
God, Sullivan and Son. God, Sullivan and Son.
[LAUGH] We can sit on that all day long. [LAUGH] We can sit on that all day long.
Man. Man.
Oh, there was one, What the hell, I think it was called Blue Mountain High. Oh, there was one, What the hell, I think it was called Blue Mountain High.
Oh yeah, I remember that movie. Oh yeah, I remember that movie.
And it was like a, like a Varsity Blues knock-off. And it was like a, like a Varsity Blues knock-off.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
The California dream. The California dream.
Everyone, yeah everyone involved in that show should be put in jail. Everyone, yeah everyone involved in that show should be put in jail.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] The Bill Engel show. [LAUGH] The Bill Engel show.
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
yeah. yeah.
I ha, and who's that ventriloquist guy? I ha, and who's that ventriloquist guy?
[LAUGH] Now I'm just talking about people I don't like [LAUGH] Now I'm just talking about people I don't like
People you hate, yeah I know what you mean. People you hate, yeah I know what you mean.
What's his name? What's his name?
Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham.
Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham.
Yeah, put him in jail. Yeah, put him in jail.
I hate that guy. I hate that guy.
Right. Right.
I hate that guy. I hate that guy.
So bad. So bad.
So ventriloquism is so dumb. So ventriloquism is so dumb.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like [LAUGH] It's so dumb man. It's like [LAUGH] It's so dumb man.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
Why is that still an art? Why is that still an art?
It's one guy. It's one guy.
It's only one guy. It's only one guy.
You did, so not entertaining. You did, so not entertaining.
I would rather watch magic. I would rather watch magic.
Or clown. Or clown.
I would watch clown. I would watch clown.
He did. He did.
So not entertaining. So not entertaining.
I'd rather watch magic. I'd rather watch magic.
I would rather watch I would rather watch
Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally.
Magic any day of the week. Magic any day of the week.
I would rather watch I would rather watch
Or a clown. Or a clown.
I would watch a clown. I would watch a clown.
I'd watch a, a, a medium I'd watch a, a, a medium
Yeah. Yeah.
I'd watch some prick who thinks he can see the future I'd watch some prick who thinks he can see the future
Yeah. Yeah.
And like talking to dead people And like talking to dead people
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
He'd be like, I think you, you got a dead Grandma, right? He'd be like, I think you, you got a dead Grandma, right?
Yeah, that guy. Yeah, that guy.
I'd rather watch House of Pain. I'd rather watch House of Pain.
Than watch a ventriloquist for an hour. Than watch a ventriloquist for an hour.
Besides Tyler Perry. Besides Tyler Perry.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I'd rather watch four hours of Tyler Perry shows. I'd rather watch four hours of Tyler Perry shows.
Ooo, oof. Ooo, oof.
Everyone's like going you're going too far man, you're freaking out man. Everyone's like going you're going too far man, you're freaking out man.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
You're right I don't wanna kill myself. You're right I don't wanna kill myself.
All right good, let's move on. All right good, let's move on.
All right, speaking of things that are bad for you. All right, speaking of things that are bad for you.
Let's talk about McDonald's. Let's talk about McDonald's.
Cuz, I like McDonald's. Cuz, I like McDonald's.
Not all the time, every once in a while when you treat yourself. Not all the time, every once in a while when you treat yourself.
Yeah, is that what it is? Yeah, is that what it is?
Usually when you treat yourself you're giving yourself a positive experience. Usually when you treat yourself you're giving yourself a positive experience.
Yeah, I feel like when I eat McDonald's there's nothing else around, like you're driving or something so you pull off the road and get McDonalds there's like no other possibility. Yeah, I feel like when I eat McDonald's there's nothing else around, like you're driving or something so you pull off the road and get McDonalds there's like no other possibility.
For what you can eat. For what you can eat.
Think about how screwed up it is that, on the highways, like it's only fast food. Think about how screwed up it is that, on the highways, like it's only fast food.
Yeah. Yeah.
How, isn't that kind of screwy? How, isn't that kind of screwy?
Yeah. Yeah.
I guess. I guess.
It makes sense, yeah, cuz you're eating in your car, whatever. It makes sense, yeah, cuz you're eating in your car, whatever.
Yeah, it just seems to me like, there's, it's just, you have no choice. Yeah, it just seems to me like, there's, it's just, you have no choice.
It's like a numbers game. It's like a numbers game.
Even in the city, like when, not even when you're traveling, in the city, there's McDonald's everywhere. Even in the city, like when, not even when you're traveling, in the city, there's McDonald's everywhere.
Or Subways everywhere. Or Subways everywhere.
There are a lot of these places. There are a lot of these places.
You can't help but go to these places. You can't help but go to these places.
But anyway there's some people in this world that think that fast food isn't quite fast enough. But anyway there's some people in this world that think that fast food isn't quite fast enough.
And so pathetically, McDonald's is looking to speed up fast food with a new pilot program, that you can go to right now if you live in Columbus, Columbus, Georgia. And so pathetically, McDonald's is looking to speed up fast food with a new pilot program, that you can go to right now if you live in Columbus, Columbus, Georgia.
It's called McDonald's Ordering, McD Ordering actually, for short. It's called McDonald's Ordering, McD Ordering actually, for short.
Cool. Cool.
That's what they're calling it, McD Ordering. That's what they're calling it, McD Ordering.
It basically is an iPhone or Android App, that you can use to order your food before you get to McDonald's and you pay for it online and after you pay, the phone displays a QR code that is scanned and then your order is handed over. It basically is an iPhone or Android App, that you can use to order your food before you get to McDonald's and you pay for it online and after you pay, the phone displays a QR code that is scanned and then your order is handed over.
But get this though, this is what makes it even faster. But get this though, this is what makes it even faster.
You won't even have to step foot inside of this McDonalds, which is in my opinion, probably the worst part of going to McDonalds. You won't even have to step foot inside of this McDonalds, which is in my opinion, probably the worst part of going to McDonalds.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
They're gonna offer curbside pickup. They're gonna offer curbside pickup.
So they're gonna set up tables outside with employees handing out bags of McDonald's to people that have pre-ordered them, so you don't have to wait in line. So they're gonna set up tables outside with employees handing out bags of McDonald's to people that have pre-ordered them, so you don't have to wait in line.
So your fat disgusting **** doesn't have to get out of the car. So your fat disgusting **** doesn't have to get out of the car.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I mean this is one step i think harder than drive thru, right? I mean this is one step i think harder than drive thru, right?
I mean its kind of easier that you can order before hand on your phone. I mean its kind of easier that you can order before hand on your phone.
And you don't have to wait in line, even in your car, until everybody latches on to this and there will be a line to get it at the curb side. And you don't have to wait in line, even in your car, until everybody latches on to this and there will be a line to get it at the curb side.
I'm just yeah. I'm just yeah.
Okay. Okay.
[CROSSTALK] So what the next step is just like, completely liquefying the drink and just. [CROSSTALK] So what the next step is just like, completely liquefying the drink and just.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Just putting it. Just putting it.
Just shooting it in people's faces. Just shooting it in people's faces.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Just like mainlining it. Just like mainlining it.
Like a hose. Like a hose.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, yeah. All right, yeah.
It's pathetic cuz you know, in reading this article on where was this? It's pathetic cuz you know, in reading this article on where was this?
Do you know a large Big Mac meal is 1,330 calories? Do you know a large Big Mac meal is 1,330 calories?
Oh, that's not even to say how much sugar is in there too and salt and stuff. Oh, that's not even to say how much sugar is in there too and salt and stuff.
Yeah. Yeah.
So bad. So bad.
But yeah, in the comments people were complaining about how your food isn't going to be fresh because you ordered online and they made it right outside. But yeah, in the comments people were complaining about how your food isn't going to be fresh because you ordered online and they made it right outside.
This is really sided a bit. This is really sided a bit.
That's like these, why we don't have nice things. That's like these, why we don't have nice things.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's why we can't have nice things. It's why we can't have nice things.
You ever read those Reddit, ask Reddit threads of it's always like, hey fast food workers of Reddit, what is one thing you should never order from a fast food chain? You ever read those Reddit, ask Reddit threads of it's always like, hey fast food workers of Reddit, what is one thing you should never order from a fast food chain?
They always say fish fillet. They always say fish fillet.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's always the fish fillet. It's always the fish fillet.
And they always say fish fillet, and they always tell you the worst freaking stories. And they always say fish fillet, and they always tell you the worst freaking stories.
Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, oh yeah.
On what you shouldn't order, which is pretty much everything on the menu. On what you shouldn't order, which is pretty much everything on the menu.
Well the thing with the fish fillet is that like you deep fry anything, and it tastes okay. Well the thing with the fish fillet is that like you deep fry anything, and it tastes okay.
You know. You know.
Yeah. Yeah.
So like who knows, aw, yeah. So like who knows, aw, yeah.
So they always. So they always.
Strangely enough they always say never to order grilled chicken at McDonald's. Strangely enough they always say never to order grilled chicken at McDonald's.
Cuz grilled chicken normally has a shelf life of like half an hour outside of the refrigerator, but those will sit on those plates for like, all day long. Cuz grilled chicken normally has a shelf life of like half an hour outside of the refrigerator, but those will sit on those plates for like, all day long.
Five, six hours at a time. Five, six hours at a time.
Alright, so what do you, what is safe to order from McDonald's? Alright, so what do you, what is safe to order from McDonald's?
Nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing.
You wanna hear the most disgusting story that I read? You wanna hear the most disgusting story that I read?
Yes. Yes.
[LAUGH] It was a guy at McDonald's who said that the worst thing you can get is a drink, because 95% of the time it's up to the workers. [LAUGH] It was a guy at McDonald's who said that the worst thing you can get is a drink, because 95% of the time it's up to the workers.
Like sodas? Like sodas?
Yeah, to take apart those fountains. Yeah, to take apart those fountains.
And a lot of times they don't do that because they're too busy you know, cleaning the grills and the ovens and things like that. And a lot of times they don't do that because they're too busy you know, cleaning the grills and the ovens and things like that.
So the drink machines are the most neglected in the entire establishment, and he said that oftentimes you know, they would only do it once a month. So the drink machines are the most neglected in the entire establishment, and he said that oftentimes you know, they would only do it once a month.
And when they take off front panel, there will be things like mold and grime, but the worst thing he saw was maggots one time inside the actual like, what would you call that a nozzle, yeah, there's a maggots in nozzle [LAUGH]. And when they take off front panel, there will be things like mold and grime, but the worst thing he saw was maggots one time inside the actual like, what would you call that a nozzle, yeah, there's a maggots in nozzle [LAUGH].
Yummy. Yummy.
So gross. So gross.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that's just McDonald's you know, you gotta worry about like who else is neglecting those soda machines too. And that's just McDonald's you know, you gotta worry about like who else is neglecting those soda machines too.
Yeah, I mean I don't know I I There's like one thing I'm a little a couple things I'm like food snobby about right like pizza for sure, like a good hamburger right? Yeah, I mean I don't know I I There's like one thing I'm a little a couple things I'm like food snobby about right like pizza for sure, like a good hamburger right?
Yeah. Yeah.
That's that's not where you're getting that good hamburger. That's that's not where you're getting that good hamburger.
No. No.
I had a hamburger over the weekend. I had a hamburger over the weekend.
change my life change my life
what did you do? what did you do?
It was some place in like the middle of no where, upstate New York and like I love fresh french fries, like freshly cut, you know, like take a potato and they make like five fries out of that and that's what I love. It was some place in like the middle of no where, upstate New York and like I love fresh french fries, like freshly cut, you know, like take a potato and they make like five fries out of that and that's what I love.
Yeah, it's the best. Yeah, it's the best.
And, I had this burger it was call a Ten Gallon Hat Burger. And, I had this burger it was call a Ten Gallon Hat Burger.
And it was like, it was like onion rings and bacon, it was just amazing. And it was like, it was like onion rings and bacon, it was just amazing.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Mushrooms, wasn't that, and the meat wasn't that overwhelming, delicious. Mushrooms, wasn't that, and the meat wasn't that overwhelming, delicious.
How do you like your burgers. How do you like your burgers.
Medium. Medium.
Medium rare. Medium rare.
Who has, who has the best burger in New York would you say. Who has, who has the best burger in New York would you say.
That's, I think you can get great burgers everywhere, I really do. That's, I think you can get great burgers everywhere, I really do.
It just, as long as it's not a fast food burger. It just, as long as it's not a fast food burger.
Yeah. Yeah.
Someone disagrees with me. Someone disagrees with me.
[LAUGH] God disagrees with you apparently. [LAUGH] God disagrees with you apparently.
I think my favorite burger is Black Iron Burger. I think my favorite burger is Black Iron Burger.
Where's that? Where's that?
In the East Village. In the East Village.
Yeah? Yeah?
I think it's off of 7th or something. I think it's off of 7th or something.
It's really good. It's really good.
I, I,
But it's a simple burger, that's what makes it a good burger for me. But it's a simple burger, that's what makes it a good burger for me.
I don't like these places like Bear Burger, for example. I don't like these places like Bear Burger, for example.
You ever go to one of those places? You ever go to one of those places?
Where they put like avocado on top of it and like chevra, and cherry tomatoes. Where they put like avocado on top of it and like chevra, and cherry tomatoes.
I don't need all of that stuff. I don't need all of that stuff.
Just like a regular cheeseburger, and that's what I want. Just like a regular cheeseburger, and that's what I want.
I yeah, I, I've had, I've had the Bear Burger. I yeah, I, I've had, I've had the Bear Burger.
It's good. It's good.
Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good.
I like simplicity when it comes to my burgers. I like simplicity when it comes to my burgers.
The cool thing about Bear Burger is you can choose between like six different animals. The cool thing about Bear Burger is you can choose between like six different animals.
Yeah, you can get like a bison burger. Yeah, you can get like a bison burger.
You can get like a lamb burger. You can get like a lamb burger.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which I recommend everyone trying at least once in their life. Which I recommend everyone trying at least once in their life.
I wanna say the name of this place is called Bristle in New York that I had an unbelievable burger at. I wanna say the name of this place is called Bristle in New York that I had an unbelievable burger at.
yeah, I dunno if I can find it here but yeah, that was on the lower east side, that was fantastic. yeah, I dunno if I can find it here but yeah, that was on the lower east side, that was fantastic.
Yeah, Dumont Burger is always really good. Yeah, Dumont Burger is always really good.
There's There's
It's Tuesday July 8th, 2014. It's Tuesday July 8th, 2014.
I'm Mario Nunez. I'm Mario Nunez.
And from our CBS studios in New York City, welcome to the 404. And from our CBS studios in New York City, welcome to the 404.
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What the hell's he smiling at? What the hell's he smiling at?
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
Welcome to the 404 show. Welcome to the 404 show.
I'm Jeff Bacula. I'm Jeff Bacula.
I'm Justin Yu. I'm Justin Yu.
What are you smiling at Mario? What are you smiling at Mario?
I don't know. I don't know.
I heard, I just [CROSSTALK] I'm trying to beat Mark, cuz Mark does good intros when he's here so I want [CROSSTALK] to be better man. I heard, I just [CROSSTALK] I'm trying to beat Mark, cuz Mark does good intros when he's here so I want [CROSSTALK] to be better man.
Oh, hey. Oh, hey.
I'm better than Mark. I'm better than Mark.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I love that. I love that.
I love that attitude. I love that attitude.
Well, welcome to what's already an excellent episode of the 404 show. Well, welcome to what's already an excellent episode of the 404 show.
How how are you doing? How how are you doing?
I'm doing well, yeah. I'm doing well, yeah.
I'm doing really well. I'm doing really well.
Everyone keeping cool, ever, yeah. Everyone keeping cool, ever, yeah.
Everyone like keeping hydrated. Everyone like keeping hydrated.
It's a part of the summer now where things just, they, they just fall apart. It's a part of the summer now where things just, they, they just fall apart.
It's the part of the summer where I actually have to change the orientation of my cellphone in my pocket. It's the part of the summer where I actually have to change the orientation of my cellphone in my pocket.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because. Because.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I have to put them on the outside of my wallet. I have to put them on the outside of my wallet.
No, oh, you layer them. No, oh, you layer them.
Like between the wallet and the pants. Like between the wallet and the pants.
Right, right, like I actually have to turn my phone around so that the back of it is touching my leg, and the, [LAUGH] and the glass part is facing out, because I'm so God damn sweaty that it activates my phone, and starts dialing North Korean, it's crazy. Right, right, like I actually have to turn my phone around so that the back of it is touching my leg, and the, [LAUGH] and the glass part is facing out, because I'm so God damn sweaty that it activates my phone, and starts dialing North Korean, it's crazy.
[LAUGH] I have to start carrying around like a handkerchief in my pocket. [LAUGH] I have to start carrying around like a handkerchief in my pocket.
Yeah. Yeah.
Do you do that, like a sweat rag? Do you do that, like a sweat rag?
You don't. You don't.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
These are unused. These are unused.
These are unsoiled. These are unsoiled.
[LAUGH] They're for the commute home. [LAUGH] They're for the commute home.
Yeah, I carry that around a lot too. Yeah, I carry that around a lot too.
Because it's. Because it's.
So hot! So hot!
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
And it's like a, it's like walking through a wet fart. And it's like a, it's like walking through a wet fart.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is gross but I don't normally wear, like deodorant, or antiperspirants. This is gross but I don't normally wear, like deodorant, or antiperspirants.
Because I don't sweat that often. Because I don't sweat that often.
You don't? You don't?
Yeah. Yeah.
Even when I ride my bike normally throughout the year I don't sweat. Even when I ride my bike normally throughout the year I don't sweat.
But there's one month and it's always in mid July to late August. But there's one month and it's always in mid July to late August.
So you're wearing. So you're wearing.
Deodorant now. Deodorant now.
Yeah, you'll be happy to know I'm wearing deodorant now. Yeah, you'll be happy to know I'm wearing deodorant now.
But you wouldn't notice because the rest of the year I just dont smell. But you wouldn't notice because the rest of the year I just dont smell.
Kind of weird thing to say I know but. Kind of weird thing to say I know but.
No that's good. No that's good.
I actually pride myself on, not really smelling either. I actually pride myself on, not really smelling either.
Even though I do sweat an awful lot. Even though I do sweat an awful lot.
Like I sweat. Like I sweat.
I sweat when I get in [LAUGH] when I get in the elevator. I sweat when I get in [LAUGH] when I get in the elevator.
And I just, my body's anticipating what's about to happen to it and it's just like, I dunno about this one, Jeff. And I just, my body's anticipating what's about to happen to it and it's just like, I dunno about this one, Jeff.
Maybe we just, maybe we're just standing [INAUDIBLE] or something. Maybe we just, maybe we're just standing [INAUDIBLE] or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next month is when, maybe I'll put the bike away for a few days. Next month is when, maybe I'll put the bike away for a few days.
Just looking at that thing makes me wanna sweat. Just looking at that thing makes me wanna sweat.
Oh, God, but yeah. Oh, God, but yeah.
Time of the year when you watch a lot more movies indoors. Time of the year when you watch a lot more movies indoors.
It's, it's, I'm always blown away as to like, how well kind of air conditioning works. It's, it's, I'm always blown away as to like, how well kind of air conditioning works.
Yeah. Yeah.
I just feel like it's so, is, is it like really bad for the environment? I just feel like it's so, is, is it like really bad for the environment?
Probably. Probably.
It's not good, right? It's not good, right?
I'm always wondering if people. I'm always wondering if people.
You know when in New York, people put their air conditioners in their windows, and there's never anything to prop it up on the other side of the windows. You know when in New York, people put their air conditioners in their windows, and there's never anything to prop it up on the other side of the windows.
Yeah. Yeah.
And it's always like leaning down, and it's only the force of the window pushing it down. And it's always like leaning down, and it's only the force of the window pushing it down.
Right. Right.
That keeps it not from falling on someone's head. That keeps it not from falling on someone's head.
Wedge though. Wedge though.
Has that ever happened before? Has that ever happened before?
How many deaths happened in the 70s and 80s when those started coming in. How many deaths happened in the 70s and 80s when those started coming in.
I, I don't know. I, I don't know.
But now air conditioning technology is way more advanced, from what I hear, it's just, like, no one every buys new ones. But now air conditioning technology is way more advanced, from what I hear, it's just, like, no one every buys new ones.
We were looking for an apartment with central air. We were looking for an apartment with central air.
Forget it. Forget it.
Those are very rare here, you got to pay four grand at least for a two bedroom. Those are very rare here, you got to pay four grand at least for a two bedroom.
Yeah, that's like a diamond in the roughs, in the rough sort of thing. Yeah, that's like a diamond in the roughs, in the rough sort of thing.
Could you imagine? Could you imagine?
It's nice man, I had, I have a buddy who's got central air in his place in Hoboken, and you walk in and it's just like icicles, and your like God bless this place. It's nice man, I had, I have a buddy who's got central air in his place in Hoboken, and you walk in and it's just like icicles, and your like God bless this place.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Seriously. Seriously.
Yeah and then you have savages. Yeah and then you have savages.
I was talking to Gutenberg last week again about his. I was talking to Gutenberg last week again about his.
He's still not using an air conditioner int he summer time. He's still not using an air conditioner int he summer time.
He refuses to install one. He refuses to install one.
Nice. Nice.
I think they have one installed but his wife put it in there, just for emergencies for when it gets just above 100 degrees inside his apartment. I think they have one installed but his wife put it in there, just for emergencies for when it gets just above 100 degrees inside his apartment.
That's the kind of madness that I can't really relate with. That's the kind of madness that I can't really relate with.
I think now it's, it's bragging. I think now it's, it's bragging.
Yeah. Yeah.
Doing it for bragging rights. Doing it for bragging rights.
All right, so I hope everyone out there is keeping cool. All right, so I hope everyone out there is keeping cool.
It doesn't matter where you are in the country. It doesn't matter where you are in the country.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wherever you are in the country, you're sweating your you know, what off. Wherever you are in the country, you're sweating your you know, what off.
Hey, I watched a really good movie the other weekend, I think you should see. Hey, I watched a really good movie the other weekend, I think you should see.
Over the weekend? Over the weekend?
Yeah, a really good movie. Yeah, a really good movie.
It's called The Godfather. It's called The Godfather.
Have you seen it? Have you seen it?
[LAUGH] Doesn't, doesn't come, he's like hey man. [LAUGH] Doesn't, doesn't come, he's like hey man.
Like pointing at me like so matter of fact. Like pointing at me like so matter of fact.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
He's like, hey guy, I saw the Godfather over the weekend. He's like, hey guy, I saw the Godfather over the weekend.
He's like, you know what, that's a really good movie. He's like, you know what, that's a really good movie.
That's a good movie. That's a good movie.
Who would've thought The Godfather would've, one of the most doc, well documented good movies of all times? Who would've thought The Godfather would've, one of the most doc, well documented good movies of all times?
I watched it over the weekend. I watched it over the weekend.
I don't know why, I just haven't seen it until just now. I don't know why, I just haven't seen it until just now.
I know why. I know why.
Cuz you spend your time watching like, the Julies. Cuz you spend your time watching like, the Julies.
The Julies all day long. The Julies all day long.
Hey, that's a great movie too. Hey, that's a great movie too.
It's, it's good, but it's not on par with The Godfather. It's, it's good, but it's not on par with The Godfather.
So you finally watched the Godfather. So you finally watched the Godfather.
So can we get like a 30, can we get like a. A 40 year old review of the Godfather? So can we get like a 30, can we get like a. A 40 year old review of the Godfather?
Two thumbs up man. Two thumbs up man.
I can't say something that already hasn't been published in the, in the film critic books somewhere. I can't say something that already hasn't been published in the, in the film critic books somewhere.
But, the movie is really good if you haven't seen it hey, do yourself a favor. But, the movie is really good if you haven't seen it hey, do yourself a favor.
Check out the Godfather, go to your video rental store and get the VHS it's great. Check out the Godfather, go to your video rental store and get the VHS it's great.
Its one of the only films on rotten tomatoes I believe to have 100%. Its one of the only films on rotten tomatoes I believe to have 100%.
Yeah it's good Marlin Brando, I don't know why he talks like that though, I thought it would be explained like he got shot in the mouth or something. Yeah it's good Marlin Brando, I don't know why he talks like that though, I thought it would be explained like he got shot in the mouth or something.
He's got cotton balls in his mouth. He's got cotton balls in his mouth.
There is no explanation for why he talks like that. There is no explanation for why he talks like that.
He's got those marbles in his mouth man. He's got those marbles in his mouth man.
You know whats funny, though watching a movie that's so in the cannon of pop culture. You know whats funny, though watching a movie that's so in the cannon of pop culture.
I feel like I'd heard already, like, most of the lines that were in the movie. I feel like I'd heard already, like, most of the lines that were in the movie.
Right. Right.
Like leave the gun, take the cannoli. Like leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Right. Right.
Had no idea that was even in The Godfather. Had no idea that was even in The Godfather.
When you said it I was like, oh, I've heard this before. When you said it I was like, oh, I've heard this before.
Do you- Do you-
Or going to the mattresses. Or going to the mattresses.
You know, like, sayings that come from a movie. You know, like, sayings that come from a movie.
I'd heard that a million times and I know exactly what it meant, but didn't realize that it came from The Godfather. I'd heard that a million times and I know exactly what it meant, but didn't realize that it came from The Godfather.
It's so eye opening. It's so eye opening.
I don't know how to talk to you. I don't know how to talk to you.
I don't have a frame of reference for things like that. I don't have a frame of reference for things like that.
It's like someone who had never seen, you know, Back to the Future. It's like someone who had never seen, you know, Back to the Future.
Yeah. Yeah.
And you're just like You just stutter out, you know, nonsense. And you're just like You just stutter out, you know, nonsense.
Dude, what about that thing where he wakes up and the horse is in his bed? Dude, what about that thing where he wakes up and the horse is in his bed?
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
He was screaming so loud. He was screaming so loud.
You were? You were?
I was. I was.
He was too. He was too.
Yeah. Yeah.
We were both screaming together [CROSSTALK] We were both screaming together [CROSSTALK]
Cuz it's scary. Cuz it's scary.
Yeah. Yeah.
That was a good movie. That was a good movie.
Very violent. Very violent.
You, you gonna watch the sequel? You, you gonna watch the sequel?
No, no. No, no.
No? No?
[LAUGH] Yeah just kidding. [LAUGH] Yeah just kidding.
Yeah. Yeah.
I, I have to now. I, I have to now.
Like I told you in the pre-show. Like I told you in the pre-show.
It's re, the sequels regarded as, probably the best movie ever made. It's re, the sequels regarded as, probably the best movie ever made.
One of the very rare cases where the sequel is better than the original. One of the very rare cases where the sequel is better than the original.
Yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
And then don't watch the third one everyone. And then don't watch the third one everyone.
The third one's kind of like a throw away even though its not, its its good. The third one's kind of like a throw away even though its not, its its good.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Ish, but don't look, I'm surprised you made it this far. Ish, but don't look, I'm surprised you made it this far.
Yeah, no, no spoilers but [INAUDIBLE] tells me that the second movie is both of prequel and a sequel. Yeah, no, no spoilers but [INAUDIBLE] tells me that the second movie is both of prequel and a sequel.
That sounds pretty cool. That sounds pretty cool.
Yeah, she saw it? Yeah, she saw it?
She's seen it, yeah, she's seen it a long time ago. She's seen it, yeah, she's seen it a long time ago.
[INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE]
She's been trying to get me to watch it just as hard as you have. She's been trying to get me to watch it just as hard as you have.
[CROSSTALK] three years she's been trying to get me to watch it. [CROSSTALK] three years she's been trying to get me to watch it.
I,. I,.
Every chance, like, every time I'm like, what movie should we watch? Every chance, like, every time I'm like, what movie should we watch?
It's like, The Godfather. It's like, The Godfather.
No, I just don't feel like it today. No, I just don't feel like it today.
Have you seen- Have you seen-
It was like that for three years. It was like that for three years.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, good. All right, good.
I'm just glad you got, finally got to see it. I'm just glad you got, finally got to see it.
I watched, yeah, so now I've seen like all the. I watched, yeah, so now I've seen like all the.
All the great gangster movies right? All the great gangster movies right?
Good Fellas. Good Fellas.
I've seen that. I've seen that.
You seen Casino? You seen Casino?
Casino. Casino.
I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
That's fine. That's fine.
That's not as big of a deal. That's not as big of a deal.
Yeah. Yeah.
You've seen like Reservoir Dogs? You've seen like Reservoir Dogs?
Yeah of course. Yeah of course.
I've seen Reservoir Dogs. I've seen Reservoir Dogs.
I saw My Cousin Vinny based on your recommendation. I saw My Cousin Vinny based on your recommendation.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
Well My Cousin Vinny's a comedy. Well My Cousin Vinny's a comedy.
But yeah. But yeah.
All right, well what else should I watch? All right, well what else should I watch?
I'm starting to see that your recommendations are actually worth a damn. I'm starting to see that your recommendations are actually worth a damn.
[LAUGH] Okay, I'm not exactly, you know. [LAUGH] Okay, I'm not exactly, you know.
You're two for two now. You're two for two now.
[LAUGH] I'm not exactly like, you know, getting deep with you here, these are surface level. [LAUGH] I'm not exactly like, you know, getting deep with you here, these are surface level.
All these obscure movies. All these obscure movies.
Just do yourself a favor and go see like, the top five or ten you know. Just do yourself a favor and go see like, the top five or ten you know.
Have you seen, or no, you haven't seen Shawshank. Have you seen, or no, you haven't seen Shawshank.
No I haven't seen, no I'm definitely never going to see Shawshank. No I haven't seen, no I'm definitely never going to see Shawshank.
Dude, Shawshank. Dude, Shawshank.
That movie is two VHS tapes long. That movie is two VHS tapes long.
It might be, but dude, you really haven't see that? It might be, but dude, you really haven't see that?
No I haven't seen that. No I haven't seen that.
Didn't somebody send you it, didn't one of our listeners send you a copy of it? Didn't somebody send you it, didn't one of our listeners send you a copy of it?
Yeah, it's not the accessibility of the movie, you can literally watch any movie in a half an hour now. Yeah, it's not the accessibility of the movie, you can literally watch any movie in a half an hour now.
Well not a half hour but. Well not a half hour but.
Go watch, the Shawshank Redemption. Go watch, the Shawshank Redemption.
That's number two on your list. That's number two on your list.
All right, I haven't seen Green Mile either. All right, I haven't seen Green Mile either.
That's, I don't know where, why that would be mentioned in the same breath. That's, I don't know where, why that would be mentioned in the same breath.
Okay. Okay.
So, it's not a good movie to watch? So, it's not a good movie to watch?
It's okay. It's okay.
But it's not on the level of God Father and Shawshank. But it's not on the level of God Father and Shawshank.
Okay, all right. Okay, all right.
I've seen what are the other big movies. I've seen what are the other big movies.
I've never seen, what's it called? I've never seen, what's it called?
Casablanca before. Casablanca before.
I mean. I mean.
Who just scoffed over there? Who just scoffed over there?
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
The intern. The intern.
I don't, I don't know what, I mean it's just like, a very old movie. I don't, I don't know what, I mean it's just like, a very old movie.
I guess you should, but that's more like. I guess you should, but that's more like.
A film class movie to watch. A film class movie to watch.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
You know? You know?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, maybe you don't have to watch that. Yeah, maybe you don't have to watch that.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. All right.
Yeah dude, like come on, just watch the top ten IMDB movies. Yeah dude, like come on, just watch the top ten IMDB movies.
Yeah, what else, what else is there? Yeah, what else, what else is there?
Well Shawshank's number one, Godfather one and two is two and three. Well Shawshank's number one, Godfather one and two is two and three.
Okay. Okay.
All right. All right.
I'm trying to, like Schindler's list is there but I don't really think you need to watch that. I'm trying to, like Schindler's list is there but I don't really think you need to watch that.
Well, Fight Club's number ten. Well, Fight Club's number ten.
Yeah, got it. Yeah, got it.
It's it's kind of amazing. It's it's kind of amazing.
And the Dark Knight is, is four. And the Dark Knight is, is four.
[INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE]
The Dark Knight's number four on this list. The Dark Knight's number four on this list.
At box office sales? At box office sales?
No, this is just like what's rated, you know, by, by the viewers. No, this is just like what's rated, you know, by, by the viewers.
Okay. Okay.
Everything else you've seen. Everything else you've seen.
You've seen seven? You've seen seven?
Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
Okay, you've seen The Usual Suspects. Okay, you've seen The Usual Suspects.
Yeah, mm-hm. Yeah, mm-hm.
Okay, so you're good. Okay, so you're good.
Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
You're you're homework's done. You're you're homework's done.
[CROSSTALK] Have you seen Psycho? [CROSSTALK] Have you seen Psycho?
Yeah, I've seen Psycho. Yeah, I've seen Psycho.
You've seen Rear Window? You've seen Rear Window?
No, no, I haven't seen that. No, no, I haven't seen that.
I might recommend seeing Rear Window. I might recommend seeing Rear Window.
Rear window. Rear window.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I'll put that on the list. Okay, I'll put that on the list.
Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart.
Oh it's a Hitchcock movie? Oh it's a Hitchcock movie?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh okay, cool. Oh okay, cool.
Have you seen Vertigo? Have you seen Vertigo?
No I haven't seen Vertigo. No I haven't seen Vertigo.
You might like wanna go through some of the Hitchcock ones. You might like wanna go through some of the Hitchcock ones.
Yeah but I don't like black and white movies. Yeah but I don't like black and white movies.
Oh my God, really? Oh my God, really?
Yeah Vertigo is in [CROSSTALK] You son of a ****. Yeah Vertigo is in [CROSSTALK] You son of a ****.
I don't like black in white movies. I don't like black in white movies.
Have you seen Dr. Strange Love. Have you seen Dr. Strange Love.
Yeah I've seen all Kubrick movies. Yeah I've seen all Kubrick movies.
Okay, still have you seen 2001. Okay, still have you seen 2001.
Yeah oh yeah 2001. Yeah oh yeah 2001.
Okay all right. Okay all right.
I'm constantly giving you like sympathy pride. I'm constantly giving you like sympathy pride.
Yeah. Yeah.
Stop squinting at me so much. Stop squinting at me so much.
I'm just, man. I'm just, man.
Send in your movie recommendations through me, for Classic Movies. Send in your movie recommendations through me, for Classic Movies.
Just like basic. Just like basic.
Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now.
Apocalypse Now. Apocalypse Now.
Like basic, 101 course film. Like basic, 101 course film.
I'm trying to think about what I haven't seen that people would talk about. I'm trying to think about what I haven't seen that people would talk about.
Pretty much every Woody Allen movie. Pretty much every Woody Allen movie.
No, no, well you started getting into that. No, no, well you started getting into that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's on the list. That's on the list.
He comes in. He comes in.
He comes in, he goes. He comes in, he goes.
Dude, Annie Hall? Dude, Annie Hall?
Amazing! Amazing!
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] I just like doing that to people. [LAUGH] I just like doing that to people.
Super old movies. Super old movies.
Hey, have you seen this movie called back to the future? Hey, have you seen this movie called back to the future?
Hey, hey, hey, you know what I listened to for the first time? Hey, hey, hey, you know what I listened to for the first time?
The Thriller record. The Thriller record.
It's amazing. It's amazing.
We landed on the moon? We landed on the moon?
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
We landed on the moon! We landed on the moon!
[LAUGH] All right. [LAUGH] All right.
All right. All right.
Tease us, what do we have cooking today? Tease us, what do we have cooking today?
Look at some of these stories. Look at some of these stories.
Ironically, we're gonna talk about Netflix. Ironically, we're gonna talk about Netflix.
[LAUGH] First off, we're gonna talk about Netflix wants to pay people, they're hiring people to watch movies. [LAUGH] First off, we're gonna talk about Netflix wants to pay people, they're hiring people to watch movies.
So maybe I should get a job there instead. So maybe I should get a job there instead.
Do, get paid for what I do. Do, get paid for what I do.
It'd be great cuz it'd be like the first time for you. It'd be great cuz it'd be like the first time for you.
Yeah I'd be forced to watch movies. Yeah I'd be forced to watch movies.
Right. Right.
Then we'll talk about everyone's favorite. Then we'll talk about everyone's favorite.
Restaurant, McDonald's. Restaurant, McDonald's.
I know Justin really likes McDonald's. I know Justin really likes McDonald's.
He's always bringing it into the podcast? He's always bringing it into the podcast?
Are you? Are you?
Yeah he eats McDonald's a lot, as well he should. Yeah he eats McDonald's a lot, as well he should.
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
He's in their to have a graphic. He's in their to have a graphic.
What is that a human being? What is that a human being?
College kids. College kids.
Oh, college kids. Oh, college kids.
Then we'll talk about how to hack, Tinder to basically guarantee you'll get laid. Then we'll talk about how to hack, Tinder to basically guarantee you'll get laid.
We should probably start with that story. We should probably start with that story.
And then, we're gonna talk about two Kickstarter campaigns that I personally can't believe were funded so quickly and so highly. And then, we're gonna talk about two Kickstarter campaigns that I personally can't believe were funded so quickly and so highly.
There, there's this trend of like overfunding. There, there's this trend of like overfunding.
Yeah, I almost think people are taking that joke a little too far. Yeah, I almost think people are taking that joke a little too far.
Yeah, it pisses me off. Yeah, it pisses me off.
One's a joke, the other one. One's a joke, the other one.
I'm gonna reserve judgement on it until I get my hands on one. I'm gonna reserve judgement on it until I get my hands on one.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
So which one do you wanna talk about first? So which one do you wanna talk about first?
Netflix? Netflix?
Let's do it, this is cool. Let's do it, this is cool.
So Netflix, they're putting out job descriptions for something they call taggers, and I should note. So Netflix, they're putting out job descriptions for something they call taggers, and I should note.
Start this story off by saying this is only in the UK and Ireland, they already have enough taggers this side. Start this story off by saying this is only in the UK and Ireland, they already have enough taggers this side.
So. So.
That's not surprising. That's not surprising.
Yeah, basically taggers are people that watch Netflix movies for a living, they get paid for it from Netflix and then they tag those TV shows and movies with a bunch of different words, over a 1000 different words in their database for things like describing tone and plot style, descriptions et cetera. Yeah, basically taggers are people that watch Netflix movies for a living, they get paid for it from Netflix and then they tag those TV shows and movies with a bunch of different words, over a 1000 different words in their database for things like describing tone and plot style, descriptions et cetera.
And, and those tag words are basically what they used to recommend movies to people. And, and those tag words are basically what they used to recommend movies to people.
Okay. Okay.
And so they're hiring a bunch of people. And so they're hiring a bunch of people.
I think they have over 100 wrecks, right now over the internet. I think they have over 100 wrecks, right now over the internet.
If you live in the UK or Ireland, you can get hired. If you live in the UK or Ireland, you can get hired.
How much are they paying, do you know? How much are they paying, do you know?
I don't know exactly they didn't, they didn't put that out on, online but you basically need to be a big movie fan. I don't know exactly they didn't, they didn't put that out on, online but you basically need to be a big movie fan.
They say you don't have previous experience doing this just know your movie title be a expert in the field They say you don't have previous experience doing this just know your movie title be a expert in the field
Working eyeballs and youre good to go. Working eyeballs and youre good to go.
Anyone can do this. Anyone can do this.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is good for a college kid. This is good for a college kid.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is good for, I mean yeah. This is good for, I mean yeah.
You can obviously work from home. You can obviously work from home.
Yeah. Yeah.
Be great. Be great.
Can work from home. Can work from home.
You can work, in bed. You can work, in bed.
Yeah. Yeah.
Pendling. Pendling.
You can work, in the comfort, of any real place inside your home. You can work, in the comfort, of any real place inside your home.
Yeah. Yeah.
You could do it naked. You could do it naked.
Any job without pants is something I'd wanna work. Any job without pants is something I'd wanna work.
That's it. That's it.
It be so cool. It be so cool.
This is basically what I did college. This is basically what I did college.
This would destroy like. This would destroy like.
Watching TV for me, though. Watching TV for me, though.
I mean, this would kill my wa, TV watching. I mean, this would kill my wa, TV watching.
Yeah, you would never need to flip on the TV. Yeah, you would never need to flip on the TV.
I'd be like, gah. I'd be like, gah.
Yeah, that's, that's why like almost reviewing video games has like, killed video games for me. Yeah, that's, that's why like almost reviewing video games has like, killed video games for me.
Yeah. Yeah.
That sort of thing. That sort of thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
But then, I was thinking, you know, I'm not sure a lot of people would be able to, pick which movies and TV shows they wanna watch. But then, I was thinking, you know, I'm not sure a lot of people would be able to, pick which movies and TV shows they wanna watch.
So you probably have to suffer through a lot of the **** movies they have on Netflix, and there's a lot of them on there. So you probably have to suffer through a lot of the **** movies they have on Netflix, and there's a lot of them on there.
Oh yeah, yeah, this is it. Oh yeah, yeah, this is it.
You're going to really. You're going to really.
Like B movies from the 80s. Like B movies from the 80s.
You're going to need it. You're going to need it.
You're gonna need it hard. You're gonna need it hard.
And stuff. And stuff.
I'm sure you might not be able to choose everything you want to see. I'm sure you might not be able to choose everything you want to see.
Might not be able to make your way back from this either. Might not be able to make your way back from this either.
Yeah. Yeah.
It might destroy you. It might destroy you.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
Culturally, you know, numb your senses. Culturally, you know, numb your senses.
Right Right
And that's it. And that's it.
You'll just be a blind, helpless fool at the end of it. You'll just be a blind, helpless fool at the end of it.
One of the worst TV shows of all time, like, if someone had to force you to sit down and clockwork orange you. One of the worst TV shows of all time, like, if someone had to force you to sit down and clockwork orange you.
What would you, what would be the biggest torture? What would you, what would be the biggest torture?
Besides Two Broke Girls. Besides Two Broke Girls.
[LAUGH] No. [LAUGH] No.
I don't know man. I don't know man.
What are some, I'm trying to think. What are some, I'm trying to think.
Oh, maybe Frazier for me. Oh, maybe Frazier for me.
Frazier [UNKNOWN]. Frazier [UNKNOWN].
I do no like Frazier. I do no like Frazier.
Well you didn't like Frazier cuz, I didn't like Frazier cuz they like. Well you didn't like Frazier cuz, I didn't like Frazier cuz they like.
Help me to understand. Help me to understand.
They also had like. They also had like.
Accents for no reason. Accents for no reason.
Right, right. Right, right.
You know, it was very high brow. You know, it was very high brow.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Or like trying to be high brow. Or like trying to be high brow.
Right. Right.
whatever. whatever.
And then for some reason, their dad was this like, Irish crazy guy. And then for some reason, their dad was this like, Irish crazy guy.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Who had, who spoke normally. Who had, who spoke normally.
Right. Right.
And he was like from Brooklyn. And he was like from Brooklyn.
And it seemed like he was drunk all the time. And it seemed like he was drunk all the time.
[LAUGH] But Daphne was, she was cool. [LAUGH] But Daphne was, she was cool.
I didn't like, one of the shows that I always switched off. I didn't like, one of the shows that I always switched off.
Caroline in the City. Caroline in the City.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
I hated that show. I hated that show.
Lea Thompson? Lea Thompson?
I would always turned that off, any time it come never came on. I would always turned that off, any time it come never came on.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was never a fan of Beddance. I was never a fan of Beddance.
Wings? Wings?
I love wings. I love wings.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Yeah, I did not like Wings. Yeah, I did not like Wings.
I did not like Wings either. I did not like Wings either.
other, there's a lot. other, there's a lot.
Like, the best majority of network TV I think is awful. Like, the best majority of network TV I think is awful.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like there is nothing really that I enjoyed. Like there is nothing really that I enjoyed.
From like, I like the office for a little while. From like, I like the office for a little while.
Yeah. Yeah.
But then I jump the shark. But then I jump the shark.
Seagate was really bad. Seagate was really bad.
I always. I always.
Seagate? Seagate?
What the hell is Seagate? What the hell is Seagate?
Seagate was like an underwater show with, I think Johnathan Brandis was in it. Seagate was like an underwater show with, I think Johnathan Brandis was in it.
Under water show. Under water show.
Yeah, like an under water submarine based show. Yeah, like an under water submarine based show.
Man, I mean there is too much awful TV, to pick a favorite awful TV show. Man, I mean there is too much awful TV, to pick a favorite awful TV show.
Yeah. Yeah.
Star Trek? Star Trek?
I would say. I would say.
Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah that would be really torturous for me. Yeah that would be really torturous for me.
Really? Really?
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
What, what about you guys? What, what about you guys?
Are there any shows that off top your head that you wish was gone? Are there any shows that off top your head that you wish was gone?
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
A lot, a lot of reality shows, I hate. A lot, a lot of reality shows, I hate.
I hate a lot of reality TV. I hate a lot of reality TV.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Definitely. Definitely.
I hate Sex in the City. I hate Sex in the City.
Oh right. Oh right.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
I can't stand that show. I can't stand that show.
Painful. Painful.
Yeah. Yeah.
I hated Entourage. I hated Entourage.
Oh what? Oh what?
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
Anything on like CW. Anything on like CW.
Half owned by CBS Half owned by CBS
Yeah. Yeah.
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
It cool, I crapped on two broke girls. It cool, I crapped on two broke girls.
[LAUGH] Yeah. [LAUGH] Yeah.
Insane. Insane.
All right, well there you have it. All right, well there you have it.
Yeah. Yeah.
God, Sullivan and Son. God, Sullivan and Son.
[LAUGH] We can sit on that all day long. [LAUGH] We can sit on that all day long.
Man. Man.
Oh, there was one, What the hell, I think it was called Blue Mountain High. Oh, there was one, What the hell, I think it was called Blue Mountain High.
Oh yeah, I remember that movie. Oh yeah, I remember that movie.
And it was like a, like a Varsity Blues knock-off. And it was like a, like a Varsity Blues knock-off.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
The California dream. The California dream.
Everyone, yeah everyone involved in that show should be put in jail. Everyone, yeah everyone involved in that show should be put in jail.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] The Bill Engel show. [LAUGH] The Bill Engel show.
[CROSSTALK]. [CROSSTALK].
yeah. yeah.
I ha, and who's that ventriloquist guy? I ha, and who's that ventriloquist guy?
[LAUGH] Now I'm just talking about people I don't like [LAUGH] Now I'm just talking about people I don't like
People you hate, yeah I know what you mean. People you hate, yeah I know what you mean.
What's his name? What's his name?
Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham.
Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham.
Yeah, put him in jail. Yeah, put him in jail.
I hate that guy. I hate that guy.
Right. Right.
I hate that guy. I hate that guy.
So bad. So bad.
So ventriloquism is so dumb. So ventriloquism is so dumb.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like [LAUGH] It's so dumb man. It's like [LAUGH] It's so dumb man.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
Why is that still an art? Why is that still an art?
It's one guy. It's one guy.
It's only one guy. It's only one guy.
You did, so not entertaining. You did, so not entertaining.
I would rather watch magic. I would rather watch magic.
Or clown. Or clown.
I would watch clown. I would watch clown.
He did. He did.
So not entertaining. So not entertaining.
I'd rather watch magic. I'd rather watch magic.
I would rather watch I would rather watch
Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally.
Magic any day of the week. Magic any day of the week.
I would rather watch I would rather watch
Or a clown. Or a clown.
I would watch a clown. I would watch a clown.
I'd watch a, a, a medium I'd watch a, a, a medium
Yeah. Yeah.
I'd watch some prick who thinks he can see the future I'd watch some prick who thinks he can see the future
Yeah. Yeah.
And like talking to dead people And like talking to dead people
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
He'd be like, I think you, you got a dead Grandma, right? He'd be like, I think you, you got a dead Grandma, right?
Yeah, that guy. Yeah, that guy.
I'd rather watch House of Pain. I'd rather watch House of Pain.
Than watch a ventriloquist for an hour. Than watch a ventriloquist for an hour.
Besides Tyler Perry. Besides Tyler Perry.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I'd rather watch four hours of Tyler Perry shows. I'd rather watch four hours of Tyler Perry shows.
Ooo, oof. Ooo, oof.
Everyone's like going you're going too far man, you're freaking out man. Everyone's like going you're going too far man, you're freaking out man.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
You're right I don't wanna kill myself. You're right I don't wanna kill myself.
All right good, let's move on. All right good, let's move on.
All right, speaking of things that are bad for you. All right, speaking of things that are bad for you.
Let's talk about McDonald's. Let's talk about McDonald's.
Cuz, I like McDonald's. Cuz, I like McDonald's.
Not all the time, every once in a while when you treat yourself. Not all the time, every once in a while when you treat yourself.
Yeah, is that what it is? Yeah, is that what it is?
Usually when you treat yourself you're giving yourself a positive experience. Usually when you treat yourself you're giving yourself a positive experience.
Yeah, I feel like when I eat McDonald's there's nothing else around, like you're driving or something so you pull off the road and get McDonalds there's like no other possibility. Yeah, I feel like when I eat McDonald's there's nothing else around, like you're driving or something so you pull off the road and get McDonalds there's like no other possibility.
For what you can eat. For what you can eat.
Think about how screwed up it is that, on the highways, like it's only fast food. Think about how screwed up it is that, on the highways, like it's only fast food.
Yeah. Yeah.
How, isn't that kind of screwy? How, isn't that kind of screwy?
Yeah. Yeah.
I guess. I guess.
It makes sense, yeah, cuz you're eating in your car, whatever. It makes sense, yeah, cuz you're eating in your car, whatever.
Yeah, it just seems to me like, there's, it's just, you have no choice. Yeah, it just seems to me like, there's, it's just, you have no choice.
It's like a numbers game. It's like a numbers game.
Even in the city, like when, not even when you're traveling, in the city, there's McDonald's everywhere. Even in the city, like when, not even when you're traveling, in the city, there's McDonald's everywhere.
Or Subways everywhere. Or Subways everywhere.
There are a lot of these places. There are a lot of these places.
You can't help but go to these places. You can't help but go to these places.
But anyway there's some people in this world that think that fast food isn't quite fast enough. But anyway there's some people in this world that think that fast food isn't quite fast enough.
And so pathetically, McDonald's is looking to speed up fast food with a new pilot program, that you can go to right now if you live in Columbus, Columbus, Georgia. And so pathetically, McDonald's is looking to speed up fast food with a new pilot program, that you can go to right now if you live in Columbus, Columbus, Georgia.
It's called McDonald's Ordering, McD Ordering actually, for short. It's called McDonald's Ordering, McD Ordering actually, for short.
Cool. Cool.
That's what they're calling it, McD Ordering. That's what they're calling it, McD Ordering.
It basically is an iPhone or Android App, that you can use to order your food before you get to McDonald's and you pay for it online and after you pay, the phone displays a QR code that is scanned and then your order is handed over. It basically is an iPhone or Android App, that you can use to order your food before you get to McDonald's and you pay for it online and after you pay, the phone displays a QR code that is scanned and then your order is handed over.
But get this though, this is what makes it even faster. But get this though, this is what makes it even faster.
You won't even have to step foot inside of this McDonalds, which is in my opinion, probably the worst part of going to McDonalds. You won't even have to step foot inside of this McDonalds, which is in my opinion, probably the worst part of going to McDonalds.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
They're gonna offer curbside pickup. They're gonna offer curbside pickup.
So they're gonna set up tables outside with employees handing out bags of McDonald's to people that have pre-ordered them, so you don't have to wait in line. So they're gonna set up tables outside with employees handing out bags of McDonald's to people that have pre-ordered them, so you don't have to wait in line.
So your fat disgusting **** doesn't have to get out of the car. So your fat disgusting **** doesn't have to get out of the car.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I mean this is one step i think harder than drive thru, right? I mean this is one step i think harder than drive thru, right?
I mean its kind of easier that you can order before hand on your phone. I mean its kind of easier that you can order before hand on your phone.
And you don't have to wait in line, even in your car, until everybody latches on to this and there will be a line to get it at the curb side. And you don't have to wait in line, even in your car, until everybody latches on to this and there will be a line to get it at the curb side.
I'm just yeah. I'm just yeah.
Okay. Okay.
[CROSSTALK] So what the next step is just like, completely liquefying the drink and just. [CROSSTALK] So what the next step is just like, completely liquefying the drink and just.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Just putting it. Just putting it.
Just shooting it in people's faces. Just shooting it in people's faces.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Just like mainlining it. Just like mainlining it.
Like a hose. Like a hose.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, yeah. All right, yeah.
It's pathetic cuz you know, in reading this article on where was this? It's pathetic cuz you know, in reading this article on where was this?
Do you know a large Big Mac meal is 1,330 calories? Do you know a large Big Mac meal is 1,330 calories?
Oh, that's not even to say how much sugar is in there too and salt and stuff. Oh, that's not even to say how much sugar is in there too and salt and stuff.
Yeah. Yeah.
So bad. So bad.
But yeah, in the comments people were complaining about how your food isn't going to be fresh because you ordered online and they made it right outside. But yeah, in the comments people were complaining about how your food isn't going to be fresh because you ordered online and they made it right outside.
This is really sided a bit. This is really sided a bit.
That's like these, why we don't have nice things. That's like these, why we don't have nice things.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's why we can't have nice things. It's why we can't have nice things.
You ever read those Reddit, ask Reddit threads of it's always like, hey fast food workers of Reddit, what is one thing you should never order from a fast food chain? You ever read those Reddit, ask Reddit threads of it's always like, hey fast food workers of Reddit, what is one thing you should never order from a fast food chain?
They always say fish fillet. They always say fish fillet.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's always the fish fillet. It's always the fish fillet.
And they always say fish fillet, and they always tell you the worst freaking stories. And they always say fish fillet, and they always tell you the worst freaking stories.
Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, oh yeah.
On what you shouldn't order, which is pretty much everything on the menu. On what you shouldn't order, which is pretty much everything on the menu.
Well the thing with the fish fillet is that like you deep fry anything, and it tastes okay. Well the thing with the fish fillet is that like you deep fry anything, and it tastes okay.
You know. You know.
Yeah. Yeah.
So like who knows, aw, yeah. So like who knows, aw, yeah.
So they always. So they always.
Strangely enough they always say never to order grilled chicken at McDonald's. Strangely enough they always say never to order grilled chicken at McDonald's.
Cuz grilled chicken normally has a shelf life of like half an hour outside of the refrigerator, but those will sit on those plates for like, all day long. Cuz grilled chicken normally has a shelf life of like half an hour outside of the refrigerator, but those will sit on those plates for like, all day long.
Five, six hours at a time. Five, six hours at a time.
Alright, so what do you, what is safe to order from McDonald's? Alright, so what do you, what is safe to order from McDonald's?
Nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing.
You wanna hear the most disgusting story that I read? You wanna hear the most disgusting story that I read?
Yes. Yes.
[LAUGH] It was a guy at McDonald's who said that the worst thing you can get is a drink, because 95% of the time it's up to the workers. [LAUGH] It was a guy at McDonald's who said that the worst thing you can get is a drink, because 95% of the time it's up to the workers.
Like sodas? Like sodas?
Yeah, to take apart those fountains. Yeah, to take apart those fountains.
And a lot of times they don't do that because they're too busy you know, cleaning the grills and the ovens and things like that. And a lot of times they don't do that because they're too busy you know, cleaning the grills and the ovens and things like that.
So the drink machines are the most neglected in the entire establishment, and he said that oftentimes you know, they would only do it once a month. So the drink machines are the most neglected in the entire establishment, and he said that oftentimes you know, they would only do it once a month.
And when they take off front panel, there will be things like mold and grime, but the worst thing he saw was maggots one time inside the actual like, what would you call that a nozzle, yeah, there's a maggots in nozzle [LAUGH]. And when they take off front panel, there will be things like mold and grime, but the worst thing he saw was maggots one time inside the actual like, what would you call that a nozzle, yeah, there's a maggots in nozzle [LAUGH].
Yummy. Yummy.
So gross. So gross.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that's just McDonald's you know, you gotta worry about like who else is neglecting those soda machines too. And that's just McDonald's you know, you gotta worry about like who else is neglecting those soda machines too.
Yeah, I mean I don't know I I There's like one thing I'm a little a couple things I'm like food snobby about right like pizza for sure, like a good hamburger right? Yeah, I mean I don't know I I There's like one thing I'm a little a couple things I'm like food snobby about right like pizza for sure, like a good hamburger right?
Yeah. Yeah.
That's that's not where you're getting that good hamburger. That's that's not where you're getting that good hamburger.
No. No.
I had a hamburger over the weekend. I had a hamburger over the weekend.
change my life change my life
what did you do? what did you do?
It was some place in like the middle of no where, upstate New York and like I love fresh french fries, like freshly cut, you know, like take a potato and they make like five fries out of that and that's what I love. It was some place in like the middle of no where, upstate New York and like I love fresh french fries, like freshly cut, you know, like take a potato and they make like five fries out of that and that's what I love.
Yeah, it's the best. Yeah, it's the best.
And, I had this burger it was call a Ten Gallon Hat Burger. And, I had this burger it was call a Ten Gallon Hat Burger.
And it was like, it was like onion rings and bacon, it was just amazing. And it was like, it was like onion rings and bacon, it was just amazing.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Mushrooms, wasn't that, and the meat wasn't that overwhelming, delicious. Mushrooms, wasn't that, and the meat wasn't that overwhelming, delicious.
How do you like your burgers. How do you like your burgers.
Medium. Medium.
Medium rare. Medium rare.
Who has, who has the best burger in New York would you say. Who has, who has the best burger in New York would you say.
That's, I think you can get great burgers everywhere, I really do. That's, I think you can get great burgers everywhere, I really do.
It just, as long as it's not a fast food burger. It just, as long as it's not a fast food burger.
Yeah. Yeah.
Someone disagrees with me. Someone disagrees with me.
[LAUGH] God disagrees with you apparently. [LAUGH] God disagrees with you apparently.
I think my favorite burger is Black Iron Burger. I think my favorite burger is Black Iron Burger.
Where's that? Where's that?
In the East Village. In the East Village.
Yeah? Yeah?
I think it's off of 7th or something. I think it's off of 7th or something.
It's really good. It's really good.
I, I,
But it's a simple burger, that's what makes it a good burger for me. But it's a simple burger, that's what makes it a good burger for me.
I don't like these places like Bear Burger, for example. I don't like these places like Bear Burger, for example.
You ever go to one of those places? You ever go to one of those places?
Where they put like avocado on top of it and like chevra, and cherry tomatoes. Where they put like avocado on top of it and like chevra, and cherry tomatoes.
I don't need all of that stuff. I don't need all of that stuff.
Just like a regular cheeseburger, and that's what I want. Just like a regular cheeseburger, and that's what I want.
I yeah, I, I've had, I've had the Bear Burger. I yeah, I, I've had, I've had the Bear Burger.
It's good. It's good.
Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good.
I like simplicity when it comes to my burgers. I like simplicity when it comes to my burgers.
The cool thing about Bear Burger is you can choose between like six different animals. The cool thing about Bear Burger is you can choose between like six different animals.
Yeah, you can get like a bison burger. Yeah, you can get like a bison burger.
You can get like a lamb burger. You can get like a lamb burger.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which I recommend everyone trying at least once in their life. Which I recommend everyone trying at least once in their life.
I wanna say the name of this place is called Bristle in New York that I had an unbelievable burger at. I wanna say the name of this place is called Bristle in New York that I had an unbelievable burger at.
yeah, I dunno if I can find it here but yeah, that was on the lower east side, that was fantastic. yeah, I dunno if I can find it here but yeah, that was on the lower east side, that was fantastic.
Yeah, Dumont Burger is always really good. Yeah, Dumont Burger is always really good.
There's There's a couple of locations in Williamsburg. a couple of locations in Williamsburg.
There's I mean, you don't have to search, cuz you can't, it's kind of hard to **** up a burger you'd think. There's I mean, you don't have to search, cuz you can't, it's kind of hard to **** up a burger you'd think.
Yeah, I'd, you'd be surprised. Yeah, I'd, you'd be surprised.
Yeah I mean, I've had, I've definitely had bad burgers. Yeah I mean, I've had, I've definitely had bad burgers.
The worst kind is when they kind of like, burn that outside, and you get that, that charcoaly burnt sort of taste. The worst kind is when they kind of like, burn that outside, and you get that, that charcoaly burnt sort of taste.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's why I always get medium rare though. That's why I always get medium rare though.
I just, I feel like for me that's the perfect temperature. I just, I feel like for me that's the perfect temperature.
You ever have a burger at Peter Luger? You ever have a burger at Peter Luger?
I have. I have.
I havent had the burger. I havent had the burger.
It blows your mind dude. It blows your mind dude.
So, so Peter Luger is like one of the most famous steak houses in Brooklyn, in New York probably. So, so Peter Luger is like one of the most famous steak houses in Brooklyn, in New York probably.
And they make a burger. And they make a burger.
And I think they only serve it at lunch time. And I think they only serve it at lunch time.
But it's amazing. But it's amazing.
Yeah, there's a lot of yeah, you can't go wrong, really. Yeah, there's a lot of yeah, you can't go wrong, really.
Just don't, you know. Just don't, you know.
Even, I've had great burgers at diners, man. Even, I've had great burgers at diners, man.
Yeah, you know. Yeah, you know.
They're out there. They're out there.
They're out there. They're out there.
Still going to McDonald's. Still going to McDonald's.
I'm starving. I'm starving.
[CROSSTALK] I'm starving right now [CROSSTALK] I'm starving right now
Burger. Burger.
Let's talk about this potato salad Kickstarter account, cuz it kinda goes with that, that McDonald's story. Let's talk about this potato salad Kickstarter account, cuz it kinda goes with that, that McDonald's story.
You wanna talk about it? You wanna talk about it?
Yea, i'm just like thinking about eating a burger. Yea, i'm just like thinking about eating a burger.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
So a guy wanted to I guess you know like start a kick starter because he was in desperate need of funding for making potato salad. So a guy wanted to I guess you know like start a kick starter because he was in desperate need of funding for making potato salad.
Yeah. Yeah.
So he started the kick starter and he only asked to make. So he started the kick starter and he only asked to make.
Ten dollars. Ten dollars.
Yeah, this is one of those jokes that just got way too crazy. Yeah, this is one of those jokes that just got way too crazy.
Well, $23,000 later, he's eclipsed his ten dollar goal by a few times. Well, $23,000 later, he's eclipsed his ten dollar goal by a few times.
He's actually at $40,000 right now. He's actually at $40,000 right now.
[LAUGH] 40? [LAUGH] 40?
It's insane. It's insane.
And it goes up while we're watching. And it goes up while we're watching.
So he's actually gonna, that's. So he's actually gonna, that's.
Free money for him. Free money for him.
Because he's not really offering anything that's. Because he's not really offering anything that's.
He's not really offering to send out potato salad. He's not really offering to send out potato salad.
Yeah, well guess what? Yeah, well guess what?
He has seven hundred and twenty backers that have pledged two dollars or more and that's 720 photos of him he's gonna have to send out. He has seven hundred and twenty backers that have pledged two dollars or more and that's 720 photos of him he's gonna have to send out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Saying, thanks for making it, but you know what I guess for 40 grand, I'd do a lot of crazy crap. Saying, thanks for making it, but you know what I guess for 40 grand, I'd do a lot of crazy crap.
It's, it's, this is silly. It's, it's, this is silly.
This is silly. This is silly.
You're gonna have to say a lot of names out loud while making the potato salad, cuz if you pledge $25 or more, that's what he's promising you. You're gonna have to say a lot of names out loud while making the potato salad, cuz if you pledge $25 or more, that's what he's promising you.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, I think that's, I don't know. So, I think that's, I don't know.
I just have a, a suggestion to, to charity organizations around the world. I just have a, a suggestion to, to charity organizations around the world.
This is how you get through to Americans. This is how you get through to Americans.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is how you get us to spend money, like for no reason. This is how you get us to spend money, like for no reason.
You know like the 60 cents a day it will cost to feed a kid. You know like the 60 cents a day it will cost to feed a kid.
Right. Right.
In another country. In another country.
The guilt trip doesn't work anymore. The guilt trip doesn't work anymore.
Don't guilt trip, just make some prick say he wants to make like tunafish salad and get some guy named. Don't guilt trip, just make some prick say he wants to make like tunafish salad and get some guy named.
Zach Brown to put up a Kickstarter to make some tuna salad. Zach Brown to put up a Kickstarter to make some tuna salad.
Yeah, get some guy. Yeah, get some guy.
$40,000 later, you're gonna meet your charitable goals. $40,000 later, you're gonna meet your charitable goals.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's how you get through. That's how you get through.
Charities of the world take note. Charities of the world take note.
This is how it works. This is how it works.
Donate the money to some kind of charitable organization. Donate the money to some kind of charitable organization.
I'm gonna be really upset. I'm gonna be really upset.
I honestly think he should only take 500 bucks. I honestly think he should only take 500 bucks.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Whatever the cost of making potato salad is. Whatever the cost of making potato salad is.
It does look pretty delicious, though. It does look pretty delicious, though.
And this isn't even that funny. And this isn't even that funny.
All right, that's my biggest problem with it. All right, that's my biggest problem with it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Do you think is like a [UNKNOWN] thing or are people are just like, I wanna be part of this. Do you think is like a [UNKNOWN] thing or are people are just like, I wanna be part of this.
Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah, I think so, yeah.
They're probably like, $2.00 to make my Facebook friends kinda smile, but not really. They're probably like, $2.00 to make my Facebook friends kinda smile, but not really.
That's worth it. That's worth it.
I just, I don't know. I just, I don't know.
He has new stretch goals. He has new stretch goals.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Want everyone to hear these stretch goals. Want everyone to hear these stretch goals.
At $1000 he was willing to do a live stream of him making the potato salad. At $1000 he was willing to do a live stream of him making the potato salad.
At $1200 he was gonna film someone, pay someone to film a thank you video to all the backers. At $1200 he was gonna film someone, pay someone to film a thank you video to all the backers.
Oh wow, man, don't go over, don't go. Oh wow, man, don't go over, don't go.
Too crazy. Too crazy.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Then at three grand he says my kitchen is too small. Then at three grand he says my kitchen is too small.
i will rent out a party hall. i will rent out a party hall.
And invite the whole internet to the part, potato salad party. And invite the whole internet to the part, potato salad party.
Yep. Yep.
I'd bid on that. I'd bid on that.
Yeah, why don't you just have a party with yourself friend. Yeah, why don't you just have a party with yourself friend.
All right. All right.
Let's not spend any more time on that story. Let's not spend any more time on that story.
But there were 68 people who backed $50 or more. But there were 68 people who backed $50 or more.
Justin, are you serious? Justin, are you serious?
Justin. Justin.
I didn't know that [CROSSTALK]. I didn't know that [CROSSTALK].
68 people. 68 people.
And that estimated delivery is December of 2014. And that estimated delivery is December of 2014.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
That is a, a, that is a finely aged potato salad. That is a, a, that is a finely aged potato salad.
It's taking so long. It's taking so long.
All right, I donated. All right, I donated.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
[LAUGH] You did? [LAUGH] You did?
I donated a $100. I donated a $100.
Yeah you did. Yeah you did.
[UNKNOWN] [UNKNOWN]
Where's this guy from? Where's this guy from?
the, oh yeah, the third circle of hell. the, oh yeah, the third circle of hell.
I guess. I guess.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
All right. All right.
You want to explain what the Autoblow 2 is. You want to explain what the Autoblow 2 is.
This is another really popular campaign. This is another really popular campaign.
And we got a lot of emails about this which scares me cause this, a lot of people seem to think that we personally would be interested in this. And we got a lot of emails about this which scares me cause this, a lot of people seem to think that we personally would be interested in this.
We're not, we're just reporting on the news here. We're not, we're just reporting on the news here.
And I've resisted talking about it cause it's kind of like weird, but. And I've resisted talking about it cause it's kind of like weird, but.
Honestly, the popularity of it online and the amount of emails that we're getting about wanting us to talk about it. Honestly, the popularity of it online and the amount of emails that we're getting about wanting us to talk about it.
It's getting too crazy to retain a critical mass, so we're going to have to discuss it right now. It's getting too crazy to retain a critical mass, so we're going to have to discuss it right now.
We're talking about the Autoblow 2. And this is the reason gifs were invented so we could look at this. We're talking about the Autoblow 2. And this is the reason gifs were invented so we could look at this.
Yikes. Yikes.
Is it [NOISE], is that a cow udder? Is it [NOISE], is that a cow udder?
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
It certainly looks like it, It looks like a liver or something inside. It certainly looks like it, It looks like a liver or something inside.
What we're talking about [LAUGH] is a male sex toy that is the first. What we're talking about [LAUGH] is a male sex toy that is the first.
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
It's the second version of an automated sex toy for men. It's the second version of an automated sex toy for men.
Looks like a jellyfish. Looks like a jellyfish.
It does. It does.
It's similar to other devices on the market that perform similarly, I've read, [LAUGH] with a removable sleeve that fits into a canister, that you put yourself into. It's similar to other devices on the market that perform similarly, I've read, [LAUGH] with a removable sleeve that fits into a canister, that you put yourself into.
But, this one's different, as the name implies, there's actually a motor inside. But, this one's different, as the name implies, there's actually a motor inside.
That drives spring loaded beads up and down the, inside of it. That drives spring loaded beads up and down the, inside of it.
And it certainly isn't any Gogo campaign. And it certainly isn't any Gogo campaign.
Yeah. Yeah.
And initially they are only one of 4,500. And initially they are only one of 4,500.
Guess how much they got? Guess how much they got?
I don't know. I don't know.
Two million dollars. Two million dollars.
What? What?
Just kidding. Just kidding.
[LAUGH] Started at 4,500, it reached over 280,000. [LAUGH] Started at 4,500, it reached over 280,000.
All to just bang a Pringle's can. All to just bang a Pringle's can.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
With a, with a machine inside of it. With a, with a machine inside of it.
Basically it has like a servo and a motor Basically it has like a servo and a motor
A what? A what?
A Servo A Servo
I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.
That's what they're saying, I don't know That's what they're saying, I don't know
It's a, it's a technical term. It's a, it's a technical term.
Yeah, they started shipping over the fourth of July weekend, so last weekend, and the pre-sale traffic was so bad that it crashed the website and they're starting to get over 40,000 hits. Yeah, they started shipping over the fourth of July weekend, so last weekend, and the pre-sale traffic was so bad that it crashed the website and they're starting to get over 40,000 hits.
Daily, people want this it's. Daily, people want this it's.
It's okay, now. It's okay, now.
People want a you know, they wanna bang a tennis ball. People want a you know, they wanna bang a tennis ball.
[LAUGH] Yeah, that's basically what it is, but you don't do any of the banging. [LAUGH] Yeah, that's basically what it is, but you don't do any of the banging.
This thing bangs you. This thing bangs you.
It bangs you, yeah. It bangs you, yeah.
Which is why, people banging money. Which is why, people banging money.
[LAUGH] It milks you. [LAUGH] It milks you.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Awe man. Awe man.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I mean like let's be honest, it's sort of looks like, yeah. I mean like let's be honest, it's sort of looks like, yeah.
You know. You know.
No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
The cow reference again. The cow reference again.
[LAUGH] Okay. [LAUGH] Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Right, I don't know why I did a sheep. Right, I don't know why I did a sheep.
Moo. Moo.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like automatic perfect distractor basically, is what we should call it. It's like automatic perfect distractor basically, is what we should call it.
Yeah which, I mean it's very scientific. Yeah which, I mean it's very scientific.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're right, the overwhelming popularity of this begs for it, it, we simply cannot ignore it anymore. You're right, the overwhelming popularity of this begs for it, it, we simply cannot ignore it anymore.
Yeah. Yeah.
The thing is, it's not a quiet device either, and they say that in the FAQ, but there's already some reviews on it online, and you can go on YouTube and watch them for yourself and listen to it, but it sounds like a jackhammer is going on inside your room. The thing is, it's not a quiet device either, and they say that in the FAQ, but there's already some reviews on it online, and you can go on YouTube and watch them for yourself and listen to it, but it sounds like a jackhammer is going on inside your room.
So I would suggest, if you live in an apartment or some place with thin walls, I don't know, maybe put a pillow around it or something. So I would suggest, if you live in an apartment or some place with thin walls, I don't know, maybe put a pillow around it or something.
Does look kinda painful in a weird way. Does look kinda painful in a weird way.
Well it's got three speeds. Well it's got three speeds.
I think what we're looking at here is [CROSSTALK]. I think what we're looking at here is [CROSSTALK].
It's got three speeds! It's got three speeds!
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Is the fastest speed. Is the fastest speed.
[LAUGH] You know, this probably does the job in 30 seconds or less. [LAUGH] You know, this probably does the job in 30 seconds or less.
This is when you don't have any time. This is when you don't have any time.
Or your money back. Or your money back.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like when you gotta get to an appointment. Like when you gotta get to an appointment.
Right. Right.
Just switch this thing on. Just switch this thing on.
I just wish it also wasn't called Autoblow. I just wish it also wasn't called Autoblow.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's low hanging fruit right there. That's low hanging fruit right there.
Right? Right?
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
it might get a lot of people of hardy try to use it in the shower and those people are probably dead now it might get a lot of people of hardy try to use it in the shower and those people are probably dead now
don't use it don't use it
don't use it don't use it
does it need power or. does it need power or.
it does need power but has battery power because it is a machine, yeah, [CROSSTALK] when plug it in the same power is used to your desktop computer. it does need power but has battery power because it is a machine, yeah, [CROSSTALK] when plug it in the same power is used to your desktop computer.
You know, those like three prong. You know, those like three prong.
Yeah. Yeah.
That heavy rubber thing. That heavy rubber thing.
It's got a, it's got a External Power Brick. It's got a, it's got a External Power Brick.
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's, that's pretty stupid. That's, that's pretty stupid.
That's a Darwin award for ya. That's a Darwin award for ya.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, he was a good man, but unfortunately tried to use the Autoblow in the shower. Yes, he was a good man, but unfortunately tried to use the Autoblow in the shower.
In the shower. In the shower.
May he rest in peace. May he rest in peace.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Luckily he was happy at the time he went. Luckily he was happy at the time he went.
They're gonna debut an accessory for it that's a tiny little umbrella that covers your Autoblow while you're in the shower. They're gonna debut an accessory for it that's a tiny little umbrella that covers your Autoblow while you're in the shower.
Yeah. Yeah.
Can't wait to see that. Can't wait to see that.
Kind of not happy how like dead. Kind of not happy how like dead.
Serious this dude's face is. Serious this dude's face is.
Yeah, kind of upset with his demeanor. Yeah, kind of upset with his demeanor.
Yeah he's just kinda plain-faced. Yeah he's just kinda plain-faced.
He's just like, here we have a jerk off machine. He's just like, here we have a jerk off machine.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I don't know, I'm just not feelin' I don't know, I'm just not feelin'
Hey, it's his life's work, man. Hey, it's his life's work, man.
Take it seriously. Take it seriously.
Not feeling, vibe. Not feeling, vibe.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
Yeah, you remember that story in China that came out a few years ago, where they found a mushroom underground? Yeah, you remember that story in China that came out a few years ago, where they found a mushroom underground?
They like, dug up a mushroom and there was all these news broadcasts about it? They like, dug up a mushroom and there was all these news broadcasts about it?
It was a construction site and I guess the workers dug something up which they thought was a mushroom. It was a construction site and I guess the workers dug something up which they thought was a mushroom.
But then they realize that the mushroom has lips and after they aired the segment on this very rare mushroom being unearthed, the viewers all called in and told them that it was a sex toy and ended up being a Fleshlight. But then they realize that the mushroom has lips and after they aired the segment on this very rare mushroom being unearthed, the viewers all called in and told them that it was a sex toy and ended up being a Fleshlight.
Wow Wow
You remember that? You remember that?
I don't remember that but that is nothing short of brilliant. I don't remember that but that is nothing short of brilliant.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, ridiculous.
[LAUGH] They're like, Oh, we found a giant fungus that had probably been living underground for like a 100 years. [LAUGH] They're like, Oh, we found a giant fungus that had probably been living underground for like a 100 years.
Yeah and it had like a trademark on it. Yeah and it had like a trademark on it.
Yeah, yeah [LAUGH]. Yeah, yeah [LAUGH].
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
It had like two holes on it on both sides. It had like two holes on it on both sides.
It ended up just being a Fleshlight. It ended up just being a Fleshlight.
Says made in China. Says made in China.
[LAUGH] Yeah, and it was made in China. [LAUGH] Yeah, and it was made in China.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
But because it was underground, it ended up getting all like. But because it was underground, it ended up getting all like.
It was like gnarly, yeah. It was like gnarly, yeah.
It was kind of like all blown out and. It was kind of like all blown out and.
Just yeah [UNKNOWN] Yeah, yeah, so they couldn't really tell but on the other side, it definitely looks like a smooth piece of meat. Just yeah [UNKNOWN] Yeah, yeah, so they couldn't really tell but on the other side, it definitely looks like a smooth piece of meat.
Oh man the shattered past, I'm sure. Oh man the shattered past, I'm sure.
I'm telling you this is what future people are going to look at when they dig up. I'm telling you this is what future people are going to look at when they dig up.
Stuff like this. Stuff like this.
I don't think, I mean, come on. I don't think, I mean, come on.
For, to be serious about this for a second. For, to be serious about this for a second.
This is not the strangest thing we've done with sex toys. This is not the strangest thing we've done with sex toys.
Yeah. Yeah.
Look at all those real dolls and stuff. Look at all those real dolls and stuff.
What is that? What is that?
You don't know the, a real doll is? You don't know the, a real doll is?
I know what a real doll is. I know what a real doll is.
Of course. Of course.
I've been in the museum of sex. I've been in the museum of sex.
Yeah, you've been around the block, right? Yeah, you've been around the block, right?
This isn't my first. This isn't my first.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
This isn't your first rodeo. This isn't your first rodeo.
Let's keep it going with the sex talk. Let's keep it going with the sex talk.
Tinder. Tinder.
There's a new story about hacking Tinder. There's a new story about hacking Tinder.
And Justin I'll, of course, I'll lead I'll leave you for this. And Justin I'll, of course, I'll lead I'll leave you for this.
Well, I don't do this. Well, I don't do this.
No, no, but you're like the show sex expert. No, no, but you're like the show sex expert.
Is that true? Is that true?
Sexpert. Sexpert.
Okay, of the rope a dope. Okay, of the rope a dope.
Alright. Alright.
Well, by now everyone knows what Tinder is, right? Well, by now everyone knows what Tinder is, right?
Of course. Of course.
It's an app, a dating app. It's an app, a dating app.
Swipe right to like your matches, swipe left to ignore. Swipe right to like your matches, swipe left to ignore.
Then they give you a nipple. Then they give you a nipple.
Pretty generous calling it a dating app. Pretty generous calling it a dating app.
Okay, Okay,
All right. All right.
App. App.
Seems pretty simple, but like that McDonald's story, people just can't leave well enough alone. Seems pretty simple, but like that McDonald's story, people just can't leave well enough alone.
They need. They need.
Things to be even simpler. Things to be even simpler.
And so, today, I wanted to take you guys for a tour through the naked underbelly of Tinder hackers. And so, today, I wanted to take you guys for a tour through the naked underbelly of Tinder hackers.
And there's a small group of Tinder users that have banded together to basically create programs. And there's a small group of Tinder users that have banded together to basically create programs.
That hack Tinder, so they're scripts essentially that automatically like all of your matches within your given age, sex, and location parameters, right? That hack Tinder, so they're scripts essentially that automatically like all of your matches within your given age, sex, and location parameters, right?
So usually in the app, it would you know, set you up with maybe a preset number of matches for you to swipe through. So usually in the app, it would you know, set you up with maybe a preset number of matches for you to swipe through.
I think people probably go through maybe like 30 to 50 or something before they get tired in any given session but these apps like the ones we're looking at here. I think people probably go through maybe like 30 to 50 or something before they get tired in any given session but these apps like the ones we're looking at here.
They basically like everybody that you get matched with, which can be hundreds, or sometimes even thousands of matches. They basically like everybody that you get matched with, which can be hundreds, or sometimes even thousands of matches.
So you automatically get an inbox of thousands of matches, depending on how many [CROSSTALK]. So you automatically get an inbox of thousands of matches, depending on how many [CROSSTALK].
Casting a wide net, yeah. Casting a wide net, yeah.
That's basically what it is. That's basically what it is.
I mean, what's not to say that the, like,. I mean, what's not to say that the, like,.
Future generations of Tinder will be basically au, completely automated. Future generations of Tinder will be basically au, completely automated.
Yes Yes
Where you just like have it, and it knows what you would like. Where you just like have it, and it knows what you would like.
It knows what you wouldn't like. It knows what you wouldn't like.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then, you're, you know, your F buddy is just like delivered to your inbox. And then, you're, you know, your F buddy is just like delivered to your inbox.
Well, the idea behind this is like, not a lot of people know about the hacking, so. Well, the idea behind this is like, not a lot of people know about the hacking, so.
You have to have someone on the other side that likes you genuinely, you know what I mean, in order to get that match. You have to have someone on the other side that likes you genuinely, you know what I mean, in order to get that match.
If two people are automatically liking each other, then you're just trusting the computer. If two people are automatically liking each other, then you're just trusting the computer.
Right, but I'm saying that's what will eventually happen. Right, but I'm saying that's what will eventually happen.
This guy, these guys are just innovators, they just see the writing on the wall. This guy, these guys are just innovators, they just see the writing on the wall.
Right. Right.
Right, you know? Right, you know?
I mean, this is basically just throwing a handful of darts at a wall, and seeing what'll stick. I mean, this is basically just throwing a handful of darts at a wall, and seeing what'll stick.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wouldn't want it any other way. Wouldn't want it any other way.
Yup. Yup.
So you can, you can download it right now. So you can, you can download it right now.
It's called Tinder Auto Liker. It's called Tinder Auto Liker.
You gotta get it on a third party website, though. You gotta get it on a third party website, though.
Because I guess its banned from both the Android and iOS app stores. Because I guess its banned from both the Android and iOS app stores.
Cool. Cool.
And then it's funny. And then it's funny.
They interview the. They interview the.
The developer who made Tinder Auto Liker. The developer who made Tinder Auto Liker.
And this guy admits that, probably only ugly people will use this app, because if you're attractive then you wouldn't have problems getting matches, right? And this guy admits that, probably only ugly people will use this app, because if you're attractive then you wouldn't have problems getting matches, right?
Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
He's openly admitting it. He's openly admitting it.
But what is ugly? But what is ugly?
Ugly to one person is gorgeous to another. Ugly to one person is gorgeous to another.
It's subjective right? It's subjective right?
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess so.
What do you think? What do you think?
What do you think? What do you think?
Upstairs [LAUGH] what is that, do you know Morris code. Upstairs [LAUGH] what is that, do you know Morris code.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's bad. It's bad.
You need an app for the app, which is basically what this is. You need an app for the app, which is basically what this is.
So go download it. So go download it.
If you're on, if you're on the old Tinderoni, you can get it for yourself. If you're on, if you're on the old Tinderoni, you can get it for yourself.
[LAUGH] Tinderoni. [LAUGH] Tinderoni.
I like that. I like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm calling that, I'm calling that Tinderoni from now on. I'm calling that, I'm calling that Tinderoni from now on.
Tinderoni. Tinderoni.
We're going to leave you guys with an email from Alex, he is 13. We're going to leave you guys with an email from Alex, he is 13.
He lives in Chicago. He lives in Chicago.
Really wanted to say. Really wanted to say.
That we're doing a great job. That we're doing a great job.
You guys are honestly very right about how my generation is very stupid. You guys are honestly very right about how my generation is very stupid.
[LAUGH] He's selling out his [LAUGH] He's selling out his
You traitor, You traitor,
Whole generation. Whole generation.
Traitor, he's selling out his whole generation, but I, I appreciate that. Traitor, he's selling out his whole generation, but I, I appreciate that.
Yeah. Yeah.
It takes a big man to admit that his generation is filled with dummies. It takes a big man to admit that his generation is filled with dummies.
I thought to myself a couple days ago, what if someone in my school would watch this, and what would they think? I thought to myself a couple days ago, what if someone in my school would watch this, and what would they think?
They probably wouldn't understand half the things you would be saying. They probably wouldn't understand half the things you would be saying.
And wouldn't get any of the jokes, and would be bored to death. And wouldn't get any of the jokes, and would be bored to death.
Maybe this is a wake up call to us. Maybe this is a wake up call to us.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I don't know, I'm curious, Alex. I don't know, I'm curious, Alex.
Why don't you, why don't you do a little unscientific experiment, and show our program to a couple of your friends? Why don't you, why don't you do a little unscientific experiment, and show our program to a couple of your friends?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I want to get some feedback from that teenage generation. Okay, I want to get some feedback from that teenage generation.
However, I was fortunate enough to have parent who actually taught me how to talk decently, in life and grow up. However, I was fortunate enough to have parent who actually taught me how to talk decently, in life and grow up.
That's cool, yeah. That's cool, yeah.
That's cool, okay. That's cool, okay.
A lot of parents like that, Wendy. A lot of parents like that, Wendy.
Yeah, I really do worry about what's gonna happen when my generation needs to. Yeah, I really do worry about what's gonna happen when my generation needs to.
To actually work. To actually work.
I need to be able to pay for food and not just video games. I need to be able to pay for food and not just video games.
I really do worry. I really do worry.
That's all I really wanted to say. That's all I really wanted to say.
Keep up the good work. Keep up the good work.
Just wanted to bring up some points that some of us younger people might be listening to the show. Just wanted to bring up some points that some of us younger people might be listening to the show.
Mm, well we do appreciate that. Mm, well we do appreciate that.
Yeah, that's great Alex. Yeah, that's great Alex.
Thanks for for writing in. Thanks for for writing in.
And for letting us know about your completely screwed generation. And for letting us know about your completely screwed generation.
Yeah, but Alex is 13, though, he should be doing stupid stuff. Yeah, but Alex is 13, though, he should be doing stupid stuff.
Exactly, you should be getting in trouble getting your hands dirty. Exactly, you should be getting in trouble getting your hands dirty.
But like what generation, is ever like very promising? But like what generation, is ever like very promising?
Like our generation it was like oh they're, they're the future and the future looks bright. Like our generation it was like oh they're, they're the future and the future looks bright.
No. No.
Every generation got it's handicaps and what not. Every generation got it's handicaps and what not.
That's true. That's true.
Get in trouble while you can. Get in trouble while you can.
Right. Right.
Before you can go to jail. Before you can go to jail.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
But I don't know how any. But I don't know how any.
You got five years. You got five years.
I don't know any generation. I don't know any generation.
Justin Bieber's gonna make it at the deep end, I'm not sure. Justin Bieber's gonna make it at the deep end, I'm not sure.
Yeah Yeah
How about just good luck buddy, right? How about just good luck buddy, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
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Tomorrow? Tomorrow?
Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, is that a thing?
It might be a thing. It might be a thing.
We'll just have to wait and find out. We'll just have to wait and find out.
Well I'll check on that. Well I'll check on that.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.
So until then, yeah. So until then, yeah.
I do believe she's coming. I do believe she's coming.
Awesome. Awesome.
Very cool. Very cool.
So until then we'll see you guys. So until then we'll see you guys.
I'm Jeff Bakalar. I'm Jeff Bakalar.
I'm Justin Yu. I'm Justin Yu.
I'm Mario Nunez. I'm Mario Nunez.
This has been the 404 Show High Tech, Low Brow. This has been the 404 Show High Tech, Low Brow.
Have a great Tuesday, sorry for the banging, it's pissing us off too. Have a great Tuesday, sorry for the banging, it's pissing us off too.
We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow.
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There's I mean, you don't have to search, cuz you can't, it's kind of hard to **** up a burger you'd think. There's I mean, you don't have to search, cuz you can't, it's kind of hard to **** up a burger you'd think.
Yeah, I'd, you'd be surprised. Yeah, I'd, you'd be surprised.
Yeah I mean, I've had, I've definitely had bad burgers. Yeah I mean, I've had, I've definitely had bad burgers.
The worst kind is when they kind of like, burn that outside, and you get that, that charcoaly burnt sort of taste. The worst kind is when they kind of like, burn that outside, and you get that, that charcoaly burnt sort of taste.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's why I always get medium rare though. That's why I always get medium rare though.
I just, I feel like for me that's the perfect temperature. I just, I feel like for me that's the perfect temperature.
You ever have a burger at Peter Luger? You ever have a burger at Peter Luger?
I have. I have.
I havent had the burger. I havent had the burger.
It blows your mind dude. It blows your mind dude.
So, so Peter Luger is like one of the most famous steak houses in Brooklyn, in New York probably. So, so Peter Luger is like one of the most famous steak houses in Brooklyn, in New York probably.
And they make a burger. And they make a burger.
And I think they only serve it at lunch time. And I think they only serve it at lunch time.
But it's amazing. But it's amazing.
Yeah, there's a lot of yeah, you can't go wrong, really. Yeah, there's a lot of yeah, you can't go wrong, really.
Just don't, you know. Just don't, you know.
Even, I've had great burgers at diners, man. Even, I've had great burgers at diners, man.
Yeah, you know. Yeah, you know.
They're out there. They're out there.
They're out there. They're out there.
Still going to McDonald's. Still going to McDonald's.
I'm starving. I'm starving.
[CROSSTALK] I'm starving right now [CROSSTALK] I'm starving right now
Burger. Burger.
Let's talk about this potato salad Kickstarter account, cuz it kinda goes with that, that McDonald's story. Let's talk about this potato salad Kickstarter account, cuz it kinda goes with that, that McDonald's story.
You wanna talk about it? You wanna talk about it?
Yea, i'm just like thinking about eating a burger. Yea, i'm just like thinking about eating a burger.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
So a guy wanted to I guess you know like start a kick starter because he was in desperate need of funding for making potato salad. So a guy wanted to I guess you know like start a kick starter because he was in desperate need of funding for making potato salad.
Yeah. Yeah.
So he started the kick starter and he only asked to make. So he started the kick starter and he only asked to make.
Ten dollars. Ten dollars.
Yeah, this is one of those jokes that just got way too crazy. Yeah, this is one of those jokes that just got way too crazy.
Well, $23,000 later, he's eclipsed his ten dollar goal by a few times. Well, $23,000 later, he's eclipsed his ten dollar goal by a few times.
He's actually at $40,000 right now. He's actually at $40,000 right now.
[LAUGH] 40? [LAUGH] 40?
It's insane. It's insane.
And it goes up while we're watching. And it goes up while we're watching.
So he's actually gonna, that's. So he's actually gonna, that's.
Free money for him. Free money for him.
Because he's not really offering anything that's. Because he's not really offering anything that's.
He's not really offering to send out potato salad. He's not really offering to send out potato salad.
Yeah, well guess what? Yeah, well guess what?
He has seven hundred and twenty backers that have pledged two dollars or more and that's 720 photos of him he's gonna have to send out. He has seven hundred and twenty backers that have pledged two dollars or more and that's 720 photos of him he's gonna have to send out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Saying, thanks for making it, but you know what I guess for 40 grand, I'd do a lot of crazy crap. Saying, thanks for making it, but you know what I guess for 40 grand, I'd do a lot of crazy crap.
It's, it's, this is silly. It's, it's, this is silly.
This is silly. This is silly.
You're gonna have to say a lot of names out loud while making the potato salad, cuz if you pledge $25 or more, that's what he's promising you. You're gonna have to say a lot of names out loud while making the potato salad, cuz if you pledge $25 or more, that's what he's promising you.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, I think that's, I don't know. So, I think that's, I don't know.
I just have a, a suggestion to, to charity organizations around the world. I just have a, a suggestion to, to charity organizations around the world.
This is how you get through to Americans. This is how you get through to Americans.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is how you get us to spend money, like for no reason. This is how you get us to spend money, like for no reason.
You know like the 60 cents a day it will cost to feed a kid. You know like the 60 cents a day it will cost to feed a kid.
Right. Right.
In another country. In another country.
The guilt trip doesn't work anymore. The guilt trip doesn't work anymore.
Don't guilt trip, just make some prick say he wants to make like tunafish salad and get some guy named. Don't guilt trip, just make some prick say he wants to make like tunafish salad and get some guy named.
Zach Brown to put up a Kickstarter to make some tuna salad. Zach Brown to put up a Kickstarter to make some tuna salad.
Yeah, get some guy. Yeah, get some guy.
$40,000 later, you're gonna meet your charitable goals. $40,000 later, you're gonna meet your charitable goals.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's how you get through. That's how you get through.
Charities of the world take note. Charities of the world take note.
This is how it works. This is how it works.
Donate the money to some kind of charitable organization. Donate the money to some kind of charitable organization.
I'm gonna be really upset. I'm gonna be really upset.
I honestly think he should only take 500 bucks. I honestly think he should only take 500 bucks.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Whatever the cost of making potato salad is. Whatever the cost of making potato salad is.
It does look pretty delicious, though. It does look pretty delicious, though.
And this isn't even that funny. And this isn't even that funny.
All right, that's my biggest problem with it. All right, that's my biggest problem with it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Do you think is like a [UNKNOWN] thing or are people are just like, I wanna be part of this. Do you think is like a [UNKNOWN] thing or are people are just like, I wanna be part of this.
Yeah, I think so, yeah. Yeah, I think so, yeah.
They're probably like, $2.00 to make my Facebook friends kinda smile, but not really. They're probably like, $2.00 to make my Facebook friends kinda smile, but not really.
That's worth it. That's worth it.
I just, I don't know. I just, I don't know.
He has new stretch goals. He has new stretch goals.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Want everyone to hear these stretch goals. Want everyone to hear these stretch goals.
At $1000 he was willing to do a live stream of him making the potato salad. At $1000 he was willing to do a live stream of him making the potato salad.
At $1200 he was gonna film someone, pay someone to film a thank you video to all the backers. At $1200 he was gonna film someone, pay someone to film a thank you video to all the backers.
Oh wow, man, don't go over, don't go. Oh wow, man, don't go over, don't go.
Too crazy. Too crazy.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Then at three grand he says my kitchen is too small. Then at three grand he says my kitchen is too small.
i will rent out a party hall. i will rent out a party hall.
And invite the whole internet to the part, potato salad party. And invite the whole internet to the part, potato salad party.
Yep. Yep.
I'd bid on that. I'd bid on that.
Yeah, why don't you just have a party with yourself friend. Yeah, why don't you just have a party with yourself friend.
All right. All right.
Let's not spend any more time on that story. Let's not spend any more time on that story.
But there were 68 people who backed $50 or more. But there were 68 people who backed $50 or more.
Justin, are you serious? Justin, are you serious?
Justin. Justin.
I didn't know that [CROSSTALK]. I didn't know that [CROSSTALK].
68 people. 68 people.
And that estimated delivery is December of 2014. And that estimated delivery is December of 2014.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
That is a, a, that is a finely aged potato salad. That is a, a, that is a finely aged potato salad.
It's taking so long. It's taking so long.
All right, I donated. All right, I donated.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
[LAUGH] You did? [LAUGH] You did?
I donated a $100. I donated a $100.
Yeah you did. Yeah you did.
[UNKNOWN] [UNKNOWN]
Where's this guy from? Where's this guy from?
the, oh yeah, the third circle of hell. the, oh yeah, the third circle of hell.
I guess. I guess.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
All right. All right.
You want to explain what the Autoblow 2 is. You want to explain what the Autoblow 2 is.
This is another really popular campaign. This is another really popular campaign.
And we got a lot of emails about this which scares me cause this, a lot of people seem to think that we personally would be interested in this. And we got a lot of emails about this which scares me cause this, a lot of people seem to think that we personally would be interested in this.
We're not, we're just reporting on the news here. We're not, we're just reporting on the news here.
And I've resisted talking about it cause it's kind of like weird, but. And I've resisted talking about it cause it's kind of like weird, but.
Honestly, the popularity of it online and the amount of emails that we're getting about wanting us to talk about it. Honestly, the popularity of it online and the amount of emails that we're getting about wanting us to talk about it.
It's getting too crazy to retain a critical mass, so we're going to have to discuss it right now. It's getting too crazy to retain a critical mass, so we're going to have to discuss it right now.
We're talking about the Autoblow 2. And this is the reason gifs were invented so we could look at this. We're talking about the Autoblow 2. And this is the reason gifs were invented so we could look at this.
Yikes. Yikes.
Is it [NOISE], is that a cow udder? Is it [NOISE], is that a cow udder?
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
It certainly looks like it, It looks like a liver or something inside. It certainly looks like it, It looks like a liver or something inside.
What we're talking about [LAUGH] is a male sex toy that is the first. What we're talking about [LAUGH] is a male sex toy that is the first.
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
It's the second version of an automated sex toy for men. It's the second version of an automated sex toy for men.
Looks like a jellyfish. Looks like a jellyfish.
It does. It does.
It's similar to other devices on the market that perform similarly, I've read, [LAUGH] with a removable sleeve that fits into a canister, that you put yourself into. It's similar to other devices on the market that perform similarly, I've read, [LAUGH] with a removable sleeve that fits into a canister, that you put yourself into.
But, this one's different, as the name implies, there's actually a motor inside. But, this one's different, as the name implies, there's actually a motor inside.
That drives spring loaded beads up and down the, inside of it. That drives spring loaded beads up and down the, inside of it.
And it certainly isn't any Gogo campaign. And it certainly isn't any Gogo campaign.
Yeah. Yeah.
And initially they are only one of 4,500. And initially they are only one of 4,500.
Guess how much they got? Guess how much they got?
I don't know. I don't know.
Two million dollars. Two million dollars.
What? What?
Just kidding. Just kidding.
[LAUGH] Started at 4,500, it reached over 280,000. [LAUGH] Started at 4,500, it reached over 280,000.
All to just bang a Pringle's can. All to just bang a Pringle's can.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
With a, with a machine inside of it. With a, with a machine inside of it.
Basically it has like a servo and a motor Basically it has like a servo and a motor
A what? A what?
A Servo A Servo
I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is.
That's what they're saying, I don't know That's what they're saying, I don't know
It's a, it's a technical term. It's a, it's a technical term.
Yeah, they started shipping over the fourth of July weekend, so last weekend, and the pre-sale traffic was so bad that it crashed the website and they're starting to get over 40,000 hits. Yeah, they started shipping over the fourth of July weekend, so last weekend, and the pre-sale traffic was so bad that it crashed the website and they're starting to get over 40,000 hits.
Daily, people want this it's. Daily, people want this it's.
It's okay, now. It's okay, now.
People want a you know, they wanna bang a tennis ball. People want a you know, they wanna bang a tennis ball.
[LAUGH] Yeah, that's basically what it is, but you don't do any of the banging. [LAUGH] Yeah, that's basically what it is, but you don't do any of the banging.
This thing bangs you. This thing bangs you.
It bangs you, yeah. It bangs you, yeah.
Which is why, people banging money. Which is why, people banging money.
[LAUGH] It milks you. [LAUGH] It milks you.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Awe man. Awe man.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I mean like let's be honest, it's sort of looks like, yeah. I mean like let's be honest, it's sort of looks like, yeah.
You know. You know.
No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
The cow reference again. The cow reference again.
[LAUGH] Okay. [LAUGH] Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Right, I don't know why I did a sheep. Right, I don't know why I did a sheep.
Moo. Moo.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like automatic perfect distractor basically, is what we should call it. It's like automatic perfect distractor basically, is what we should call it.
Yeah which, I mean it's very scientific. Yeah which, I mean it's very scientific.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're right, the overwhelming popularity of this begs for it, it, we simply cannot ignore it anymore. You're right, the overwhelming popularity of this begs for it, it, we simply cannot ignore it anymore.
Yeah. Yeah.
The thing is, it's not a quiet device either, and they say that in the FAQ, but there's already some reviews on it online, and you can go on YouTube and watch them for yourself and listen to it, but it sounds like a jackhammer is going on inside your room. The thing is, it's not a quiet device either, and they say that in the FAQ, but there's already some reviews on it online, and you can go on YouTube and watch them for yourself and listen to it, but it sounds like a jackhammer is going on inside your room.
So I would suggest, if you live in an apartment or some place with thin walls, I don't know, maybe put a pillow around it or something. So I would suggest, if you live in an apartment or some place with thin walls, I don't know, maybe put a pillow around it or something.
Does look kinda painful in a weird way. Does look kinda painful in a weird way.
Well it's got three speeds. Well it's got three speeds.
I think what we're looking at here is [CROSSTALK]. I think what we're looking at here is [CROSSTALK].
It's got three speeds! It's got three speeds!
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Is the fastest speed. Is the fastest speed.
[LAUGH] You know, this probably does the job in 30 seconds or less. [LAUGH] You know, this probably does the job in 30 seconds or less.
This is when you don't have any time. This is when you don't have any time.
Or your money back. Or your money back.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like when you gotta get to an appointment. Like when you gotta get to an appointment.
Right. Right.
Just switch this thing on. Just switch this thing on.
I just wish it also wasn't called Autoblow. I just wish it also wasn't called Autoblow.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's low hanging fruit right there. That's low hanging fruit right there.
Right? Right?
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Isn't it? Isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
it might get a lot of people of hardy try to use it in the shower and those people are probably dead now it might get a lot of people of hardy try to use it in the shower and those people are probably dead now
don't use it don't use it
don't use it don't use it
does it need power or. does it need power or.
it does need power but has battery power because it is a machine, yeah, [CROSSTALK] when plug it in the same power is used to your desktop computer. it does need power but has battery power because it is a machine, yeah, [CROSSTALK] when plug it in the same power is used to your desktop computer.
You know, those like three prong. You know, those like three prong.
Yeah. Yeah.
That heavy rubber thing. That heavy rubber thing.
It's got a, it's got a External Power Brick. It's got a, it's got a External Power Brick.
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's, that's pretty stupid. That's, that's pretty stupid.
That's a Darwin award for ya. That's a Darwin award for ya.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, he was a good man, but unfortunately tried to use the Autoblow in the shower. Yes, he was a good man, but unfortunately tried to use the Autoblow in the shower.
In the shower. In the shower.
May he rest in peace. May he rest in peace.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Luckily he was happy at the time he went. Luckily he was happy at the time he went.
They're gonna debut an accessory for it that's a tiny little umbrella that covers your Autoblow while you're in the shower. They're gonna debut an accessory for it that's a tiny little umbrella that covers your Autoblow while you're in the shower.
Yeah. Yeah.
Can't wait to see that. Can't wait to see that.
Kind of not happy how like dead. Kind of not happy how like dead.
Serious this dude's face is. Serious this dude's face is.
Yeah, kind of upset with his demeanor. Yeah, kind of upset with his demeanor.
Yeah he's just kinda plain-faced. Yeah he's just kinda plain-faced.
He's just like, here we have a jerk off machine. He's just like, here we have a jerk off machine.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I don't know, I'm just not feelin' I don't know, I'm just not feelin'
Hey, it's his life's work, man. Hey, it's his life's work, man.
Take it seriously. Take it seriously.
Not feeling, vibe. Not feeling, vibe.
[LAUGH]. [LAUGH].
Yeah, you remember that story in China that came out a few years ago, where they found a mushroom underground? Yeah, you remember that story in China that came out a few years ago, where they found a mushroom underground?
They like, dug up a mushroom and there was all these news broadcasts about it? They like, dug up a mushroom and there was all these news broadcasts about it?
It was a construction site and I guess the workers dug something up which they thought was a mushroom. It was a construction site and I guess the workers dug something up which they thought was a mushroom.
But then they realize that the mushroom has lips and after they aired the segment on this very rare mushroom being unearthed, the viewers all called in and told them that it was a sex toy and ended up being a Fleshlight. But then they realize that the mushroom has lips and after they aired the segment on this very rare mushroom being unearthed, the viewers all called in and told them that it was a sex toy and ended up being a Fleshlight.
Wow Wow
You remember that? You remember that?
I don't remember that but that is nothing short of brilliant. I don't remember that but that is nothing short of brilliant.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
Yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, ridiculous.
[LAUGH] They're like, Oh, we found a giant fungus that had probably been living underground for like a 100 years. [LAUGH] They're like, Oh, we found a giant fungus that had probably been living underground for like a 100 years.
Yeah and it had like a trademark on it. Yeah and it had like a trademark on it.
Yeah, yeah [LAUGH]. Yeah, yeah [LAUGH].
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
It had like two holes on it on both sides. It had like two holes on it on both sides.
It ended up just being a Fleshlight. It ended up just being a Fleshlight.
Says made in China. Says made in China.
[LAUGH] Yeah, and it was made in China. [LAUGH] Yeah, and it was made in China.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
But because it was underground, it ended up getting all like. But because it was underground, it ended up getting all like.
It was like gnarly, yeah. It was like gnarly, yeah.
It was kind of like all blown out and. It was kind of like all blown out and.
Just yeah [UNKNOWN] Yeah, yeah, so they couldn't really tell but on the other side, it definitely looks like a smooth piece of meat. Just yeah [UNKNOWN] Yeah, yeah, so they couldn't really tell but on the other side, it definitely looks like a smooth piece of meat.
Oh man the shattered past, I'm sure. Oh man the shattered past, I'm sure.
I'm telling you this is what future people are going to look at when they dig up. I'm telling you this is what future people are going to look at when they dig up.
Stuff like this. Stuff like this.
I don't think, I mean, come on. I don't think, I mean, come on.
For, to be serious about this for a second. For, to be serious about this for a second.
This is not the strangest thing we've done with sex toys. This is not the strangest thing we've done with sex toys.
Yeah. Yeah.
Look at all those real dolls and stuff. Look at all those real dolls and stuff.
What is that? What is that?
You don't know the, a real doll is? You don't know the, a real doll is?
I know what a real doll is. I know what a real doll is.
Of course. Of course.
I've been in the museum of sex. I've been in the museum of sex.
Yeah, you've been around the block, right? Yeah, you've been around the block, right?
This isn't my first. This isn't my first.
[CROSSTALK] [CROSSTALK]
This isn't your first rodeo. This isn't your first rodeo.
Let's keep it going with the sex talk. Let's keep it going with the sex talk.
Tinder. Tinder.
There's a new story about hacking Tinder. There's a new story about hacking Tinder.
And Justin I'll, of course, I'll lead I'll leave you for this. And Justin I'll, of course, I'll lead I'll leave you for this.
Well, I don't do this. Well, I don't do this.
No, no, but you're like the show sex expert. No, no, but you're like the show sex expert.
Is that true? Is that true?
Sexpert. Sexpert.
Okay, of the rope a dope. Okay, of the rope a dope.
Alright. Alright.
Well, by now everyone knows what Tinder is, right? Well, by now everyone knows what Tinder is, right?
Of course. Of course.
It's an app, a dating app. It's an app, a dating app.
Swipe right to like your matches, swipe left to ignore. Swipe right to like your matches, swipe left to ignore.
Then they give you a nipple. Then they give you a nipple.
Pretty generous calling it a dating app. Pretty generous calling it a dating app.
Okay, Okay,
All right. All right.
App. App.
Seems pretty simple, but like that McDonald's story, people just can't leave well enough alone. Seems pretty simple, but like that McDonald's story, people just can't leave well enough alone.
They need. They need.
Things to be even simpler. Things to be even simpler.
And so, today, I wanted to take you guys for a tour through the naked underbelly of Tinder hackers. And so, today, I wanted to take you guys for a tour through the naked underbelly of Tinder hackers.
And there's a small group of Tinder users that have banded together to basically create programs. And there's a small group of Tinder users that have banded together to basically create programs.
That hack Tinder, so they're scripts essentially that automatically like all of your matches within your given age, sex, and location parameters, right? That hack Tinder, so they're scripts essentially that automatically like all of your matches within your given age, sex, and location parameters, right?
So usually in the app, it would you know, set you up with maybe a preset number of matches for you to swipe through. So usually in the app, it would you know, set you up with maybe a preset number of matches for you to swipe through.
I think people probably go through maybe like 30 to 50 or something before they get tired in any given session but these apps like the ones we're looking at here. I think people probably go through maybe like 30 to 50 or something before they get tired in any given session but these apps like the ones we're looking at here.
They basically like everybody that you get matched with, which can be hundreds, or sometimes even thousands of matches. They basically like everybody that you get matched with, which can be hundreds, or sometimes even thousands of matches.
So you automatically get an inbox of thousands of matches, depending on how many [CROSSTALK]. So you automatically get an inbox of thousands of matches, depending on how many [CROSSTALK].
Casting a wide net, yeah. Casting a wide net, yeah.
That's basically what it is. That's basically what it is.
I mean, what's not to say that the, like,. I mean, what's not to say that the, like,.
Future generations of Tinder will be basically au, completely automated. Future generations of Tinder will be basically au, completely automated.
Yes Yes
Where you just like have it, and it knows what you would like. Where you just like have it, and it knows what you would like.
It knows what you wouldn't like. It knows what you wouldn't like.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then, you're, you know, your F buddy is just like delivered to your inbox. And then, you're, you know, your F buddy is just like delivered to your inbox.
Well, the idea behind this is like, not a lot of people know about the hacking, so. Well, the idea behind this is like, not a lot of people know about the hacking, so.
You have to have someone on the other side that likes you genuinely, you know what I mean, in order to get that match. You have to have someone on the other side that likes you genuinely, you know what I mean, in order to get that match.
If two people are automatically liking each other, then you're just trusting the computer. If two people are automatically liking each other, then you're just trusting the computer.
Right, but I'm saying that's what will eventually happen. Right, but I'm saying that's what will eventually happen.
This guy, these guys are just innovators, they just see the writing on the wall. This guy, these guys are just innovators, they just see the writing on the wall.
Right. Right.
Right, you know? Right, you know?
I mean, this is basically just throwing a handful of darts at a wall, and seeing what'll stick. I mean, this is basically just throwing a handful of darts at a wall, and seeing what'll stick.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wouldn't want it any other way. Wouldn't want it any other way.
Yup. Yup.
So you can, you can download it right now. So you can, you can download it right now.
It's called Tinder Auto Liker. It's called Tinder Auto Liker.
You gotta get it on a third party website, though. You gotta get it on a third party website, though.
Because I guess its banned from both the Android and iOS app stores. Because I guess its banned from both the Android and iOS app stores.
Cool. Cool.
And then it's funny. And then it's funny.
They interview the. They interview the.
The developer who made Tinder Auto Liker. The developer who made Tinder Auto Liker.
And this guy admits that, probably only ugly people will use this app, because if you're attractive then you wouldn't have problems getting matches, right? And this guy admits that, probably only ugly people will use this app, because if you're attractive then you wouldn't have problems getting matches, right?
Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
He's openly admitting it. He's openly admitting it.
But what is ugly? But what is ugly?
Ugly to one person is gorgeous to another. Ugly to one person is gorgeous to another.
It's subjective right? It's subjective right?
Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I guess so.
What do you think? What do you think?
What do you think? What do you think?
Upstairs [LAUGH] what is that, do you know Morris code. Upstairs [LAUGH] what is that, do you know Morris code.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's bad. It's bad.
You need an app for the app, which is basically what this is. You need an app for the app, which is basically what this is.
So go download it. So go download it.
If you're on, if you're on the old Tinderoni, you can get it for yourself. If you're on, if you're on the old Tinderoni, you can get it for yourself.
[LAUGH] Tinderoni. [LAUGH] Tinderoni.
I like that. I like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm calling that, I'm calling that Tinderoni from now on. I'm calling that, I'm calling that Tinderoni from now on.
Tinderoni. Tinderoni.
We're going to leave you guys with an email from Alex, he is 13. We're going to leave you guys with an email from Alex, he is 13.
He lives in Chicago. He lives in Chicago.
Really wanted to say. Really wanted to say.
That we're doing a great job. That we're doing a great job.
You guys are honestly very right about how my generation is very stupid. You guys are honestly very right about how my generation is very stupid.
[LAUGH] He's selling out his [LAUGH] He's selling out his
You traitor, You traitor,
Whole generation. Whole generation.
Traitor, he's selling out his whole generation, but I, I appreciate that. Traitor, he's selling out his whole generation, but I, I appreciate that.
Yeah. Yeah.
It takes a big man to admit that his generation is filled with dummies. It takes a big man to admit that his generation is filled with dummies.
I thought to myself a couple days ago, what if someone in my school would watch this, and what would they think? I thought to myself a couple days ago, what if someone in my school would watch this, and what would they think?
They probably wouldn't understand half the things you would be saying. They probably wouldn't understand half the things you would be saying.
And wouldn't get any of the jokes, and would be bored to death. And wouldn't get any of the jokes, and would be bored to death.
Maybe this is a wake up call to us. Maybe this is a wake up call to us.
Yeah. Yeah.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
I don't know, I'm curious, Alex. I don't know, I'm curious, Alex.
Why don't you, why don't you do a little unscientific experiment, and show our program to a couple of your friends? Why don't you, why don't you do a little unscientific experiment, and show our program to a couple of your friends?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I want to get some feedback from that teenage generation. Okay, I want to get some feedback from that teenage generation.
However, I was fortunate enough to have parent who actually taught me how to talk decently, in life and grow up. However, I was fortunate enough to have parent who actually taught me how to talk decently, in life and grow up.
That's cool, yeah. That's cool, yeah.
That's cool, okay. That's cool, okay.
A lot of parents like that, Wendy. A lot of parents like that, Wendy.
Yeah, I really do worry about what's gonna happen when my generation needs to. Yeah, I really do worry about what's gonna happen when my generation needs to.
To actually work. To actually work.
I need to be able to pay for food and not just video games. I need to be able to pay for food and not just video games.
I really do worry. I really do worry.
That's all I really wanted to say. That's all I really wanted to say.
Keep up the good work. Keep up the good work.
Just wanted to bring up some points that some of us younger people might be listening to the show. Just wanted to bring up some points that some of us younger people might be listening to the show.
Mm, well we do appreciate that. Mm, well we do appreciate that.
Yeah, that's great Alex. Yeah, that's great Alex.
Thanks for for writing in. Thanks for for writing in.
And for letting us know about your completely screwed generation. And for letting us know about your completely screwed generation.
Yeah, but Alex is 13, though, he should be doing stupid stuff. Yeah, but Alex is 13, though, he should be doing stupid stuff.
Exactly, you should be getting in trouble getting your hands dirty. Exactly, you should be getting in trouble getting your hands dirty.
But like what generation, is ever like very promising? But like what generation, is ever like very promising?
Like our generation it was like oh they're, they're the future and the future looks bright. Like our generation it was like oh they're, they're the future and the future looks bright.
No. No.
Every generation got it's handicaps and what not. Every generation got it's handicaps and what not.
That's true. That's true.
Get in trouble while you can. Get in trouble while you can.
Right. Right.
Before you can go to jail. Before you can go to jail.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH]
But I don't know how any. But I don't know how any.
You got five years. You got five years.
I don't know any generation. I don't know any generation.
Justin Bieber's gonna make it at the deep end, I'm not sure. Justin Bieber's gonna make it at the deep end, I'm not sure.
Yeah Yeah
How about just good luck buddy, right? How about just good luck buddy, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
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We're back here tomorrow with a brand new show, I wanna say Jill's gonna be here. We're back here tomorrow with a brand new show, I wanna say Jill's gonna be here.
Tomorrow? Tomorrow?
Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, is that a thing?
It might be a thing. It might be a thing.
We'll just have to wait and find out. We'll just have to wait and find out.
Well I'll check on that. Well I'll check on that.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.
So until then, yeah. So until then, yeah.
I do believe she's coming. I do believe she's coming.
Awesome. Awesome.
Very cool. Very cool.
So until then we'll see you guys. So until then we'll see you guys.
I'm Jeff Bakalar. I'm Jeff Bakalar.
I'm Justin Yu. I'm Justin Yu.
I'm Mario Nunez. I'm Mario Nunez.
This has been the 404 Show High Tech, Low Brow. This has been the 404 Show High Tech, Low Brow.
Have a great Tuesday, sorry for the banging, it's pissing us off too. Have a great Tuesday, sorry for the banging, it's pissing us off too.
We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow.
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