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Category: Mark Twain

When my daughter turned 13 in 1996, I told Tara that as she grew older, she would discover something very peculiar that would gradually happen to my intelligence. I would become dumber and stupider to the point where she would find herself quite often unknowingly rolling her eyes at the clueless things I would think … More Parents Have Mysteriously Disappearing and Regenerating Brain Cells