If you want to save on toilet paper, double wipe! After you wipe once, fold it and wipe again!

And being a man I actually wipe my urine with toilet paper because god damnit no matter how much I shake my stupid snake it ALWAYS dribbles the moment I stand up. And yes I sit down when I take a piss, it's like a frickin fire hose, it splashes over the edge even when I get a bulls-eye. Too much pressure. I could probably hit the road by sitting on my front porch.

And now that I've delivered my daily dose of 'WTF?' to someone, off I go!

So one day I was at work and it was blizzarding* so hard people were going home early and I confessed to a person in senior management that I had to stop off at the grocery store to buy toilet paper before going home and she was like "Seriously just steal some from work." and for some reason it struck me as completely hilarious (but also kind of reassuring. Like it's nice to know work is willing to part with TP so I don't die on an icy road).

*Yes blizzard is now a verb, welcome to North Dakota._________________Samsally the GrayAce