Check Out Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchinson’s Sexy Santa Shoot

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson‘s Christmas card(s) is pretty much the polar opposite of the Kardashians‘. Instead of icy blue and cold stares, we get bright red and inappropriate jolliness. That’s Doug inside that Santa suit, and that’s a child sitting on his lap.

Do we all see that Courtney’s wearing a bikini in the snow? And glass stripper heels? In the SNOW? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: she is a national treasure.