The caller "continued that this was not the first time his food had been stolen from the refrigerator," according to the police report.

According to the report, the "incident remains under investigation." While it may seems surprising that cops took a reported Jell-O theft with even a modicum of gravity, this is far from the most absurd call a police department has ever received.

In March, a Florida mother called 911 and asked asked if officers could "come out and scare the sh-t out of my kids," in order to teach them a lesson about respecting authority. Police decided that the mother was the one who needed a lesson about respecting authority, and threw her in jail after she allegedly assaulted the responding officer.

In February, an Indiana man allegedly dialed 911 nine times to order a cheeseburger.The dispatcher informed him that "we don't take cheeseburger orders

If it had happened several times before, why not plant some jello in the fridge with a few flecks of snot or pubic hairs like a normal person for the unsuspecting thief to find? Lord knows if someone had the gall to steal my food several times they'd be carrying a whole lot of foreign objects/laxatives in their bodies...

If it had happened several times before, why not
plant some jello in the fridge with a few flecks of snot or pubic hairs
like a normal person for the unsuspecting thief to find? Lord knows if
someone had the gall to steal my food several times they'd be carrying a
whole lot of foreign objects/laxatives in their bodies...

My
aunt put laxatives in her food one time. She would always tell her
grandkids not to eat her snacks/food that she'd put in the fridge, yet
someone always would eat it. She had to do what she had to do I guess.

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