Es ist simply wunderbar. Even ze good old napalm, banned by die verdamten United Nations after zose funny pictures of ze naked Vietnamese girl shocked ze weak masses of ze Western world. You Amerikanische are ze only people still to use zis wunderbar substanze, in obvious kontraffention of international law. You must be so proud!

Well, well... All zis talk of totaler krieg ist making me peckisch. I’m off for a little vegetarian schnack.