On Monday, July 6th, 2015 at approximately 4:30 pm Tracey dialed 911 from the "New Moon Chinese Restaurant" and filed a formal complaint about both the quality of her Chinese food order and the service at the establishment.

When the dispatcher answered the incoming call (which you can hear in it's entirety here), inquiring as to the nature of the emergency Tracey replied that she had bought some Chinese food from Main Moon, but that "it’s not up to par to me". Tracey went on to explain that employees were refusing to refund her for the spoiled food saying "I asked to get my money back and they acting like they don't understand me and they took my food." When the dispatcher then asked for the caller's name and said in disbelief: "This is why you called 911?", Tracey replied: "What am I supposed to do? Jump over the thing and beat 'em up and get my money back?" Memo to Tracey:

For her idiocy Tracey was arrested and charged with misusing 911, a misdemeanor in Ohio. Florida Statute 365.172(14) also makes Misuse of 911 a crime in Florida, a first time offense being a 1st degree misdemeanor (which is punishable by up to 364 days in jail and a $1,000.00 fine) and a subsequent offense being a 3rd degree felony (which is punishable by up to 5 years in state prison and a $5,000.00 fine.) Second Memo to Tracey:I do not know what you ordered that got screwed up and ultimately landed you into trouble with the law but I do know that...

Final Memo to Tracey: Next time skip Main Moon and head on over to the...

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