Arsene Wenger is such a tightwad that when FIFA handed him a touchline ban he asked which part of the ground had the cheapest seats.

Arsene Wenger is such a tightwad that when FIFA handed him a touchline ban he asked which part of the ground had the cheapest seats.

But Wenger is prepared to spend money on the best young talent - and hasn't ruled out IVF.

He faces a huge backlash tonight if his misfiring team are knocked out of the Champions League by Italians Udinese.

Elimination would cost Arsenal around £25million, which is generally what they gain every season by selling their best players.

Arsenal are banking £22m for Samir Nasri, with the Frenchman becoming the 189th richest man in the country.

Hills go just 9-4 that the Gunners lose to Udinese and United at the weekend, and offer the same price on Wenger going before the end of the season. They also make Arsenal 1-3 to get to the group stages.