I haven't been online as much the last few days as I normally am, so maybe I missed the memo. Did all the lady bloggers go on vacation at the same time? Or get ticked off at the blog-gods? Or finally get so disgusted with the guys on AMD they all joined a convent? (It would have to be multiple convents, for no one religious order could handle that much pent up angst, no matter how much forgiveness they are used to dispensing!) Where did they all go? I saw a few of the regulars around. Sunshine is always writing, but she's the Blog QUeen and has to keep her numbers up. I'm beginning to think there are two or three of her, all with that slightly off-center sense of humor we all love.

No, it can't be a convent. Too many women at the peak of their sexual prime for that. (None of the priests would be safe.) I can hear the confessions now, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned...it was better than yesterday, I've only masturbated 12 times..." or "Gee Father, how was I supposed to know? When he said he was here to lay the carpet, I just seized the moment! And his tool "

We need our lady bloggers back! I need them back. As much as I enjoy whappers ramblings, I find myself looking forward to seeing his blogs. Even worse, I'm starting to understand him.

Sunshine is always writing, but she's the Blog QUeen and has to keep her numbers up. I'm beginning to think there are two or three of her, all with that slightly off-center sense of humor we all love.

Aww....I don't do it for the numbers....you can ask the Blog King himself....I never looked at my numbers. He would message me and tell me I was getting close to him, that's the only way I knew I was getting up there in numbers.

Yikes! I ain't goin' to a convent. Nope. No way. It does, however, remind me of an old joke.

Two nuns were riding bicycles, going up hill and down hill, yelling "whee!" Over and over, up hill and down hill.

The mother superior noticed the noise and came out of the convent. She watched for a moment, then yelled, "You two get back in here! And put the SEATS back on those bicycles!"

lunanegra

Oct 20 @ 5:54PM

Its getting repetitive and mediocre that's why some of us aren't posting enough. Personally,I'm trying to think of a topic that's "safe" and everyone can comment to.

funnywhapper

Oct 20 @ 6:08PM

its another boring day pent up in the penthouse.women on the walls of the attic. beatsliving on skid row. fuck it. beatsliving in a homeless shelter.my x, she lives in campgroundsor in her car. gets raped androbbed regularly. i can'tdo anything for her andneither can the law.most of the guys whorape and rob her arein law enforcement.its a sick worldgetting sicker. so i'mglad you're beginningto understand my writing.if you need a scapegoati'll do fine eh? i'm usedto it. hazing is constantin my line of work.they throw rotten eggsat ya, when the mobsriot. you think thel.a.riots were bad?nothing compared shouldanything in the leasthappen to His Royal Majesty Obama.forbid the thought. get ready for 13 days in november.4th through the 17th. november 4th is election day.and the winner is..........the anointed one

funnywhapper

Oct 20 @ 6:13PM

i just bought seventeen magazine. at rite aid pharmacy.and i bought two enchiladas to go at panchos.at the drive thru. major event. on page159 it said that every two minutes in the usasomeone gets sexually assaulted. so it discussesthe issues. in my humble opinion, all thesesex sites on the internet? its to identify sex offenders. these are all part ofour police states we live in.the government/media complex.

I don't blog like I use to for a number of reasons....the main one being, I just don't have a life anymore... I mean how many fuckin' time do people wanna hear about my cleaning house and rearranging furniture????

I gave up men so there goes at least half a dozen good blogs per day...

I've gotten pretty tight-lipped about the subject of sex...I don't get any so I don't wanna talk about it. I don't use toys so not much to contribute there.

Sex stories? They don't seem so popular anymore so I quit posting them.

Ranting about Peyton Place? Fuck 'em! I washed my hands of that maddness.

I don't do politics or religion.

And in my opinion, the blogs are so overrun with the same bloggers with the same shit that I spend half my time scrolling trying to find something intelligent. There. That outta piss some off....oh well..............

Well if I happen to be one of the ones you're wondering about I just dont feel up to blogging..........to be honest I am having trouble trying to stay interested in blogs when we have the same people posting 20 plus blogs in 3 days and none of them make sense..............and than like softie the politcal blogs are getting way over done..........and I have gotten to the point I am inclined to become the female WOW and just start commenting on the political blogs Who the fuck cares? I have always said everyone has the right to blog what they want.........but i have the right not to read the shit either JMO but mostly im just to ill right now to think let alone write..........