Kidrockers

No, they're not a precocious fifth-grade ensemble fronted by bighearted teacher Jack Black. (Did it bother anyone else that during the entire movie, that class didn't read one book or learn anything besides AC/DC songs? We all like "Let Me Put My Love Into You," but good luck passing the SATs with it.) Anyway, indie jammers Jeff Lewis Band and Drink Up Buttercup will play some rock for your children, and that's at least two hours you won't have to worry about them having sex and shooting up. The kids, too.
Sun., Feb. 8, 1 p.m., 2009