MY OUTFIT FOR THE BLINK STEFANUS WEDDING

I’m getting quite impossible to live with, the excitement of the wedding is just too much for me! Anyway, being a Boksburg wedding and all, I know my outfit will have to be the last word in elegance. I’ve started on my hat, don’t you think it’s posh? I’m hunting for turquoise gloves to match, but not having much success. My friend said she saw red ones at a shop called Adult World, she’s going to send me their address later.

Oh, and for the gloves from Adult World – you should give Voted a shout to organise those for you. He & his Mrs. have an account there, and get frequent shopper points. http://blogs.news24.com/kevinmatthews/how

You boys are being quite silly, who would want to eat gloves. Well I never! I am looking forward to visiting this new shopping venue, I like the fact that they sell Adult merchandise; I'll be so excited at the wedding that I may need to purchase some incontinence diapers (it's an age thing, you know). Do they sell support-hose there? I may as well go the whole hog and invest in some while I'm there.