Become a virtual space tourist

So Mark Shuttleworth has got more money than you, and can get ferried up to the International Space Station as a VIP guest? So what. Now, courtesy of those nice folks at Palm you can download his Palm m125 schedule onto your own PDA and pretend that it’s you up there floating around uttering suitably impressed comments during the grand tours. Go here to get instructions.

Day one: Wow, space. Wow isn’t earth small? Wow, look at the moon. Ouch, that hurt, how come you didn’t warn me about the sharp edges in here?

Day two: Wow, earth’s still there. Wow, is that the size of the shower? Er..I feel a bit sick.

Day three: Hey, is this all the breakfast I get for my money? Nah, I’ve seen the moon thanks, just checking up on my email.

Day four: Yawn, wow is it that time already? So…er…no chance of a pizza delivery then?

Day five: …so when’s the shuttle coming back up here to get me, dammit!