Child's Cuddly Lion Costume

CUDDLY LION

We would love to cuddle a real lion. Their manes look so soft and plush, we just want to bury our face in it! But, that might not be an option with a real lion. Unless, of course, we know we can trust it. So here is our plan. We find an orphaned lion cub in Africa, and we live with it in the wild, playing the part of its parent. We earn its trust, loyalty, and affection, and we teach it to hunt.

Together we live out in the savannah for four years before we attempt to cuddle the lion. If all goes well, the lion will trust us and let us snuggle his big fluffy mane. If it doesn't go well, then we are going to resemble something closer to a chew toy than a person. Still, we like our odds, and we don't see any other way to cuddle a lion!

FUN DETAILS

This costume will turn your child into a lion, without the monstrous appetite or the killer instincts. They'll be wearing a hood dress, styled to look like a lion! It has a mesh tutu around the skirt and a darker brown belly to add to the lion look. It also has faux fur around the wrist cuffs and around the hood! The hood even has ears on top, to leave no question as to what kind of safari animal we are looking at here. All they'll need is a dab of face paint and this costume will be perfect!

INTO THE WILD

Well, here we go. It's time for us to put our plan into action. We're off into the wild, to find ourselves a baby lion to care for. If you see a video of someone hugging a wild lion in four years it is probably us. If you see a video of someone being attacked by a lion, it is also probably us...