Imagine this terrifying dilemma: You’ve got $229,900 sitting around in some bank account with nowhere to go. Horrifying, right? Well, I’ve found something that should put an end to that terror very quickly. It’s this 1963 Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray, and it can be yours for the everyday low price of $229,900.

You figure a member of the workforce puts in a good 25, 35, 90 or however many years of blood, sweat and tears into the societal machine … there’s got to be something good that comes out of all those decades in the rat race.