How can you go home when your last memory is of dying?

Called Two Birds with One Phone…

You know the old saying, called two birds with one phone? Well, you should. I like the idea of having a Bird Party Line much better than stoning birds. Or is it dressed two birds with one coat? It’s definitely not killed two birds with one stone. I’ve never been a fan of killing birds. Ever. So why not dress them? It may not be comfortable squeezing two in one coat, but I’ll make sure it’s a really big coat, and it’s better to have an ill-fitting coat than be stoned, right? Time to make some Bird Couture… I just need them to hold still so I can take some measurements. Magpies, am I right?!