Imagine the worst possible future for the human race. Now
imagine it with colored lights. We've seen this sort of
cheesy rip-off of science fiction before in adult video ever
since some smart guy decided the monolith in 2001 might be
good for something other than babysitting chimps. This is the
worst possible kind. $1.99 sets and costumes are onscured by
dime-store colored lighting and a sorry excuse for a script.

This is In Hand's first truly awful feature since
Batdude and Throbbin' and lacks even that title's cock-eyed
approach to its subject. Gorgeous cover-boy Brett Winters is
really wasted in his one scene here and the rest of the cast,
the ones you can make out through the haze at any rate, are
forgettable. The only glimmer of fun is huge-dicked Michael
Brandon getting banged for the first time on video. Something
to look forward to in the future I guess.