Dinosaur Office / Viral Videos

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Dinosaur Office: Viral Videos

By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE, CRAIG'S CUBICLE
CRAIG is working. TODD has his head over the cubicle wall.
TODD
Can you believe what's happening in
politics?
RICHARD pokes his head over the wall.
RICHARD
Craig-o, check your e-mail. Just
forwarded a grade-A Web clip.
Richard takes over. He pushes the keys with his face. CU on
computer screen, the email has many "FW:"s. He loads a video
on Dinovidz.rawr, a youtube parody, titled "Epic Volcano
Jump Sk8board Fail."
Cut to: Close up of video player. Shaky camera. A
PTERODACTYL wearing a backwards hat holds a skateboard.
PTERODACTYL
What up DinoVidz. I'm Nester and
this is the volcano jump.
Nester ramps off the volcano. It immediately erupts straight
up. There is nothing left of him.
CAMERA MAN
Nester? Are you all right man?
Cut back to office. Everyone is laughing. SHEILA has joined
them.
SHEILA
He should wear a helmet.
Todd gets on the computer. He is excited.
TODD
Here's one: Dumb Triceratops Can't
Juggle. That sounds hilarious.
Craig gets uncomfortable.
CRAIG
I should really get back to work
you guys. These documents aren't
going to staple themselves.
RICHARD
Craig-o's right. Last one.
CRAIG
Wait, that's not what I-
Cut to: video. Craig addresses camera in his living room.
CRAIG
I'm Craig and welcome to Juggle
University.
Back to Office.
SHIELA
Craig, I didn't know you could
juggle.
CRAIG
This isn't a good use of company
time.
Back to the video.
Craig throws three balls into the air, one by one. Each is
skewered on his horn as he fumbles to catch them.
CRAIG
Wait.
He reaches for the balls, but can't. He rears up on his hind
legs as he fumbles for them. His horn skewers the ceiling
fan. He's caught and spins around, hitting everything.
CRAIG
This is not part of the
demonstration.
Back to Office. Craig looks horrified. Richard and Todd are
dying laughing. Sheila comforts Craig.
SHEILA
Craig I thought your movie was very
nice.
CRAIG
If I hadn't already ordered a
pizza, I wouldn't have been found
for days.
RICHARD
Look, there's also a video of Craig
telling jokes. (beat) This one is
not as funny.