But even though the paper's headline screams "Virgin-for-sale says Kardashian would be welcome buy," Dylan doesn't seem to actually go that far.

"I’m heterosexual," said Dylan. "I just ­admire her beauty.”

Don't we all.

Dylan, a psychology student, says she has gotten bids on $3.8 million for her deflowering –– an idea she came up with after her sister was able to pay for her own college education after prostituting herself for three weeks.

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the London Telegraph.