The cosmetic world keeps telling me I have to be HD and Photo ready, I’m gonna take a chance here and say that translates into they want me to have flawless skin because honestly I really don’t need to be HD ready now do I? I’m not going to be on the tube anytime soon so it’s doubtful I really need any of the fanfare and hype that surrounds HD makeup…or do I?

Wait.

Picture it.

The Muse as the next Paris Hilton.

I think I heard the screeching of a record in the background. Yea, well, I guess my big dreams and hopes of being the next Paris aren’t happening in this lifetime.

But!

I shall worm my way through HD makeup and see how flawless I can be. You see I want to give my skin the potential of being the best it can be.

I haven’t had a sec to go trolling through Target lately but I’m kinda hopeful when I do get around to it that some of the new Soap & Glory bits from England will be awaiting me to grace them with my presence.

Good news for you I already have these coveted pieces of Soap & Glory goodness and have been busily reviewing them for you. Aren’t I the bestest evers? In my own mind I am anyway.

I’ve been busy testing out the Soap & Glory No Clogs Allowed Deep Pore Detox Mask. Dude, it comes with a cute little pink sponge. That should be reason ’nuff to want to buy it right?

Whoa.

It’s kinda terribly weird of me to get excited about a sliver of sponge right? Oh wells I never claimed sanity.

Well not really Miss America but the new Sephora Vending Machine, dude, hello, so much better than Miss America right?

Check it.

I haven’t seen it in person myself but I’ll be in Vegas at the end of this week so maybe I’ll catch a glimpse of the new Sephora Vending Machines for myself and get a chance to play around with one. So far looks like alot of travel friendly beauty and skincare…no color in there but we shall see.

I know you all had plenty of say on this topic during our Yay or Nay session together a few weeks ago.

I’ve created a monster I fear with my Who-isms as the e-mails aren’t stopping with questions and questions and more questions about The End of Time. I’ve officially become house expert on Who-isms, much to my secret delight.

Which is why today we get a mail bag question that’s Who-themed. Yes, well, I know you want a makeup one but at the moment the e-mails coming in are related to all else bug makeup, apologies dears.

Dear Muse,

Who’s Alonso anyway and why is the Doctor hooking him up with Captain Jack?