The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

Note: I wanted to do Part 1 as a Forum Battle but I could not get a base set up... I do not have enough bricks to make a battle field.However, Part 2 and Part 3 are definitely Forum Battles. Also, Piltogg really needed to win Part 1 to have a chance in Part 3 so that also affected my decision to do it this way.

At the Alltimate warehouse on the Czech-Republikan world of Perseid IV...

In a daring surprise attack the Akkadians descended upon the desert world in search of their target inside the warehouse. Outside random civilians were killed to secure the area.

The Alltimate warehouse had a number of their prized Black Knight hardsuits. The Akkadians came for them and left no one alive.

The Akkadians saluted their leader as Piltogg entered the warehouse control room.

Piltogg: Have you found the hardsuits?

Commander: Yes sir. We have them secured and ready for transport.

Piltogg: Excellent. Have them teleported out of here immediately. We will leave now before this planets' military has a chance to respond.

Just as the Akkadians used their teleporter techknow-logy to leave the planet, a local team of Czech Super Commandos arrived. Their leader, a cold-hearted warrior named Ice Man, was furious.

Ice Man: Where the hell are they? Don't tell me they disappeared as soon as we got here...

Command Cyborg: They have some sort of personal teleporting devices. They left moments ago.

Ice Man: Damn... Wait, you two over there!!

Two Super Commandos came forward with an Akkadian prisoner. His teleporter had malfunctioned.

Ice Man: Who is this asshole? Where did you find him?

Soldier: Sir, he was in the Alltimate warehouse. They appear to have stolen their hardsuits.

Soldier: Get on your knees and talk!!

Akkadian: Go to hell. You won't hear anything from me.

Akkadian: We are the Akkadians. Your backwards world will be conquered by us in time. Learn to fear our name.

The Akkadian ship in orbit finally locked on to the stranded soldier and teleported him out.

Ice Man: What the hell!!

Ice Man: Teleporter tech... We need to get some of that.

Ice Man: The Akkadians... I have never heard of them, but they will pay for what they have done here.

Ice Man: I will personally take revenge for this unwarranted attack on our world.

Wow that was extremely awesome. Well done.
I expected the Akkadians to blast their soldier to pieces from orbit to prevent him from spilling any information, but I guess they did the nice thing and teleported him in.