Going where the blogs take me and I should add a DISCLAIMER:
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

For your amusement.......

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BEAUTY PARLOUR:A place where women curl up and dye.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

RAISIN:Grape with sunburn.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.----------------------------------------------------------------SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TOMORROW:One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.-----------------------------------------------------------------

and MY Favourite!!=================WRINKLES:Something other people have,similar to my characterlines.------------------------------------------------------------------