The bike, of course, is the Harley-Davidson Street Bob the MoCo loaned me for the summer. With our time together drawing to an end (still more than a month, though) and the days beginning to cool, I feel a powerful need to take it on (at least) one more great adventure.

Back in July I put some 2,000 miles on the clock riding the Street Bob to Prague and back over the space of a week. Now the plan is to do more miles in less time: more than 2,200 miles in less than 64 hours. I’m doing a Harley Butt.

Well, that’s not what they call it. The folks at the Hogsback Harley Owners Group (HOG) in Guildford, England, came up with the idea; they call it an Iron Hog Ride. It’s a take on the Iron Butt, with a twist.

The basic idea is simple: visit four Harley-Davidson dealerships in mainland UK within 48 hours, those dealerships being Swansea, Edinburgh, Maidstone, and Plymouth – ie, the four dealerships furthest away from each other. But you can add to the challenge by throwing in more. For each dealership you tick off the list, you can add 30 minutes to the allotted time in which to complete the task.

There are some 32 Harley-Davidson dealerships in the United Kingdom and Ireland. Visit them all and that gives you an extra 960 minutes (16 hours) to play with. The Hogsback HOG chapter’s rules focus only on the 28 dealerships in mainland Britain, because to visit all 32 requires spending some time on boats – to Ireland and the Channel island of Jersey.

I’ve decided to drop Jersey from my list because a ferry there takes upward of 11 hours and costs up the wazoo, but I’m keeping the planned count at 32 by including Cardiff Harley-Davidson, which is set to open in the next few weeks. It will serve as my start and end point. In between, I’ll be aiming to hit the following:

Swansea

Waterford (Ireland)

Dublin

Belfast

West Coast (Glasgow)

Edinburgh

Jennings (Gateshead)

Leeds

Bowker (Preston)

Chester

Manchester

HarleyWorld (Chesterfield)

Robin Hood (Nottingham)

Wolverhampton

Birmingham

Sycamore (Uppingham)

Norwich

Newmarket

Lakeside

Maidstone

Warr’s South East (London)

Warr’s (London)

Shaw

Guildford

Reading

Oxford

Southampton

Plymouth

Riders (Bridgwater)

Riders (Bristol)

Cheltenham

I’ve listed them in the order I plan to visit. Having plotted a route, I have to admit I’m concerned, especially since I’ve foolishly put Southeast England – the most densely populated area in Europe – toward the end of my adventure, when I’ll be the most tired. Usually you want to be alert when filtering through traffic…

But, hey, we can but try. The adventure starts Wednesday; you’ll be able to keep track of my progress by following TMO on Instagram or Facebook. Wish me luck!