For her Spring Break vacation, an ex-high school cheerleader and her five friends rent property in a Florida coastal town for some rambunctious fun but they are soon stalked by a killer with medieval weaponry, wielding an axe and a hammer.
Credits: Jerry Lawler (Actor), Linnea Quigley (Actor), Ron Jeremy (Actor), Katie Peterson (Actor), Sal the Stockbroker (Actor), Beetlejuice (Actor)

Courtesy of Apple, we have below the first official trailer for the asinine slasher mock-up JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE. You know what though, with the tagline - "You're Not The Only One Who Wants Them Dead" added at the end - it seems the filmmakers are firmly in on the joke. Once again, let's pray to the heavens the entire greased-up cast gets slaughtered six ways to Sunday!