Anyone think Theresa's son on Long Island Medium is kinda hot?! Even in the opening credits where he's standing with his family, he's got on sexy jeans and shows a promising bulge, sexy body! Num! Sorry I'm not tech-savvy here to post a pic, but just wanted to see if anyone else gets a little excited like me when he comes on camera?

A US standard 12 oz beer can (Miller, Bud, NOT Coors) is 4.75 inches tall, 2.375 inches wide, and approximately 8 inches in circumference. That means that your "beer can" cock is nearly 20% shorter than average, and too fat to actually use. In doubt ? Take a picture for comparison, or insert a can into your orifice of choice and see how it fits.