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My friend Ana introduced me to her friend Franki over the summer and we talked about doing a photo shoot. She is a dominatrix and needed some new photos for work and I thought she was super cool looking so I wanted to take her photo a bunch. The idea was that we would shoot some domme stuff for her work but I would get to shoot some pretty nude stuff to in exchange. Seemed like a fair trade…

So when I got to her place she wasn’t done doing her make up so I took a bunch of photos of her doing it. Let’s just say it took a while… After that she got out her latex domme stuff and put that on and lubed it up (which is a thing you do with latex) and by the time we went into the living room to shoot it was like completely dark in there. The light was fine in her room but the windows in the living room were on the opposite side of the apartment and I took one photo and knew our plan wasn’t going to work. We went back in her room and shot some stuff on her bed but it honestly wasn’t great. We kinda decided quickly that we would have to do the dominatrix stuff another day.

Still, the light outside was beautiful and we went into her back yard and shot a handful more photos. Unfortunately there were a bunch of people around so the topless stuff we did was pretty quick because we didn’t want to piss off the neighbors. Also there were a bunch of fucking mosquitos out and by my fifth bite in five minutes I ran inside like a coward.

In the end we got some nice stuff, just maybe not anything that was super useful to her. But maybe one of these days we will actually shoot the photos we had planned in the first place.

I should mention that I shot a bunch of 35mm photos of her, some of which are really nice, but I decided to save them for Girls of Driven By Boredom. You should just sign up for it already. It’s super cheap and I need the money. All the photos are in high resolution and there’s so much exclusive stuff on there. Do it.

I have a truly awful headache. I am not sure why you need to know that, but it’s really all I can think about right now. Fortunately everyone of us I am sucking it up and posting a bunch of photos of Kristen Scott. I shot Kristen months ago and realized yesterday that I hadn’t actually posted these. I feel like that happens a lot. Please remind me if I took your photo like a year ago and just let the set vanish on a hard drive somewhere. Moving on…

This day was a fun one. I was staying with my bff Kasey Warner in LA. I was there for the LA Art Book Fair and to work on my book Instaxxx. This trip was actually one of the stretch goals for my Instaxxx Kickstarter. Because of the fair and some other stuff I didn’t have a ton of time to shoot or find locations. Kasey was nice enough to let me shoot at her place so I invited Kristen over. I also had a shoot scheduled with Cassidy Klein and someone was running late so they ended up showing up at the exact same time. It’s kinda funny because the first time Cassidy and I had a shoot the exact same thing happened and I ended up shooting her and Melissa Moore together.

Anyway, so Kristen and Cassidy show up at pretty much the exact time and Kasey’s friend Ember Stone was also staying there so I suddenly had four adult actresses in a living room together. After I shot Cassidy and Kristen one at a time in the back yard I convinced everyone to get naked on Kasey’s couch. They just wanted to eat tacos and smoke weed and I was totally fine with that. It made for a couple of great photos that ended up in Instaxxx and some pretty epic 35mm shots one of which ended up in my zine Not Safe as well.

So yeah I got tons of content that day for my personal art projects but I also have a bunch of digital shots for you to lurk. Kristen is super cool looking and I really want to shoot her again. I feel like if I had an hour to shoot her instead of the like 15 minutes we spent shooting we could get some great stuff. I think I was too focused on my book and the digital stuff was sort of secondary. That being said there are a bunch of rad photos for you to lurk AND there are even more, dirtier, photos Girls of Driven By Boredom subscribers. Speaking of Girls of DBB, that Cassidy set I shot at Kasey’s house is an exclusive set just for Girls of DBB so maybe you need to sign up already. Now let’s look at some damn photos.

Last month I did a mini Florida road trip and I shot a bunch of rolls of film and I figured it was a good idea to post a bunch of the shots from the trip. I used to post all my 35mm stuff on Tumblr but since they changed their NSFW settings so that you have to be logged into Tumblr to view my photos I abandoned my Tumblr. I post some 35mm stuff on Twitter but honestly it looks like shit with their compression so I don’t post much.

So about the trip… I had to be in Miami for a Miami Dolphins event. My fan club/ non profit Dolfans NYC was up for some awards at a thing called Web Weekend that the Dolphins throw every year and we make a big donation to the Miami Dolphins Foundation at the same time. We ended up winning Best Community Oriented Site and Best Use Of Social Media and donated $7000 to the MDF and another $1000 to RISE. If I ever have to get a real job maybe this will look good on a resume?

Anyway, since I had to be in Florida anyway I thought it would be a perfect excuse to visit the Sausage Castle, this weird compound near Orlando run by Mike Busey. I met Mike at the Gathering of the Juggalos years ago and he had given me an open invite to visit the castle. Tragically it burned down but they ended up moving to a way better space and now have this mansion with like a hundred acres of land and all this bat shit crazy stuff like a tattoo studio, batting cage and a female pig named Richard Porkins. Mike also told me they might get a giraffe.

Now I could have flown into Orlando and then just taken a train down to Miami but I knew that this girl Magdalene lived not too far from Tampa so I hit her up about doing a little road trip. She seemed like she was down to do a whole week of Florida madness but it ended up just being two days because she is in college and had to do actual things. Still, I decided to fly into Tampa.

I ended up getting a hotel in Clearwater, FL because I am kinda obsessed with Scientology and their headquarters is in Clearwater and I wanted to check it out. The night before we left for our road trip Magda met me at my weird aqua colored motel and we did a photoshoot there before heading over to the Scientology HQ. Unfortunately there was way too much security to shoot some nudes in front of it but at least I got to lurk. After that we got some food and waited for a movie theater to close. Wait, what?

When I posted on Instagram that I was in Clearwater I had a fan reach out to me and offer her movie theater as a shoot location! Seriously. I thought it was going to be a tiny indie theater but it was this massive multiplex. I am not gonna mention the girl’s name or where exactly the theater is just incase she gets in trouble with her new owners, but let’s just she is my hero. We did a quick shoot there but we had to be up super early the next AM so I Ubered back to my hotel and slept for a few hours until Magda picked me up again.

We had this whole plan of shooting on the way to the Sausage Castle but unfortunately it was raining nearly the whole drive. Luckily it let up right about the time we got to the Castle and because it’s Florida immediately got super sunny and gave me incredibly harsh lighting for my photos. Whatever.

The Castle itself was fucking incredible. I talked about it already, but I can’t even explain how insane it is. I only got a few hours there before we went to Universal Studios for their Halloween haunted house madness so I really didn’t get to shoot enough. Mike set up a few shots of him and the Busey Beauties and I did a mini shoot with Kris Kannibal and Sir Richard Porkins the pig. It was cool but honestly I want to spend like a week at the Castle just documenting the weirdness that goes on behind the scenes. I just need to find a client to pay me to do it. It really is fucking nuts.

So right as the sun went down we jumped in a few cars and drove to Universal. They have a ton of haunted houses set up and everyone wanted to go. I kinda hate haunted houses because they aren’t scary and I don’t like being startled but Mike bought my ticket so I wasn’t gonna complain. It seemed like a good chance to get more candid stuff of everyone anyway.

At Universal we met up with WWE wrestler Mojo Rawly and a bunch of his friends for some reason. He is sponsored by Zubaz which is fucking amazing, I own multiple pairs vintage of Miami Dolphins Zubaz so that’s pretty much all I wanted to talk to him about. (Although later I found out we both grew up in the same town and went to the same high school as my first girlfriend and a ton of my good friends.) He had a big crew so we were rolling like 20 people deep through haunted house after haunted house.

Universal closed at like 1am or something like that and it took forever to assemble everyone, get food and get back to the Castle. By the time we made it pretty much everyone was passed out. Unfortunately the keys to Magda’s car were missing (we found them the next day fortunately) and all of my shit was in the car. By the time I realized that her trunk was unlocked it was like 4am and I had to get to the train early the next morning so I ended up sleeping like 3 hours in a bunk bed in a closet (seriously, they have 6 bunk beds for guests built into walk in closet). So unfortunately I didn’t get to shoot any crazy partying or any of the weird giant playground they have on the property.

I took a train to Del Ray, FL where my Dolfans NYC partner lives with her husband Alex. Two of my friends also happen to live close by so I thought I would get to see them but unfortunately one was in Tampa and the other one just straight up blew me off so aside from dinner with Michelle and fam I just hung out in the hotel room. Whatever. The next day Michelle picked me up and we headed to Miami for our Miami Dolphins weekend.

This post is already too long and I know you don’t care about the Dolphins so I will just let you look at the pictures now. I should mention that aside from the normal point and shoot 35mm film I shot there’s also a roll of black and white I shot on my Leica and a roll of 1600 film that expired in the 90’s. That stuff didn’t come out great but it’s still kinda interesting to look at.

And lastly, there’s a gallery of about 30 digital images from the Sausage Castle that I uploaded exclusively to Girls of Driven By Boredom. You can see those and a billion other exclusive high resolution images for like $18 a year or whatever the fuck it costs. Help me pay off my credit card. Now go look at photos already…

This weekend was the 10th annual New Jersey Exxxotica. I actually went to the very first one back when it was supposed to be Exxxotica New York but it got moved at the last moment. I met Stoya there who has let me crash with her at a couple Exxxoticas and was the inspiration for my Dinner With Igor book (and she signed some copies of my new book if you want one). The first one was really one of my first introductions to the adult industry aside from shooting Burning Angel parties. It’s cool to see where it’s gone in 10 years.

Also a big difference is that this time I was actually working for Exxxotica. My buddy Steve Prue is their main shooter and he wanted to do some portraits last year so they had me shoot for a few hours last year while he was doing that. I guess they dug my stuff because this year they brought me back to be a second shooter on Friday and Saturday. I had to be back in NYC to watch the Dolphins lose last night so I missed Sunday but I am sure it was a good time.

Usually when I cover a convention I am turning in 50 photos for a gallery on a website somewhere so I can hang out and fuck around and bang out a gallery in a couple hours. Shooting for Exxxotica I was pretty much going non stop and took a million photos which I edited down into a gallery of nearly 400! Fortunately for me my girlfriend Gia Paige was signing autographs all weekend so I got to hang out with her every couple of laps around the convention. Not the worst thing ever.

Not sure what else to mention (Ton Loc was there?!) but there’s a massive gallery for you to look through. If you want more info on some of my favorite pictures I did a pretty long Twitter thread yesterday. I also uploaded all the pictures to Girls of Driven By Boredom in high res and the gallery is way easier to navigate if you want to look through them all quickly. Really I just want to sell you stuff.

Speaking of selling you stuff, I got a bunch of girls to sign the mini edition of Instaxxx while I was walking around the convention. I got 5 copies signed by Gia, Abella Danger, Jojo Kiss, Charlotte Sartre, Jillian Janson, Joanna Angel, and Bobbi Dylan. I haven’t put em up for sale but I think I am gonna charge like $100 so if you want one email me now at igor@drivenbyboredom.com and we can work something out before they go up. And speaking of selling you stuff and Charlotte Sartre, a guy showed up wearing this shirt I made and had her sign it. I thought that was pretty great.

Okay, that’s enough of this. Gia is here and I gotta hang out with her instead of my computer. Go look at all these damn photos and congrats to Exxxotica on 10 years. Hope you guys have me back for a bunch more.

So a few months ago I posted a bunch of photos of Arya Fae. They were pretty great because Arya is pretty great, but we spent like 12 hours hanging out that day and we took so many photos that I had to break them up a little bit.

The first part of the shoot was outside of her apartment. That’s the stuff I already posted on here. Then later that night we shot some photos with Jojo Kiss and my friend Alondra and Arya’s friend Charlotte. Those photos were mostly for my Instaxxx book, but I shot some digital stuff too and I put that stuff on Girls of Driven By Boredom so that the people who pay my rent have something just for them.

Now in between the stuff we shot outside and the stuff we shot at Jojo’s place we took a bunch of photos inside of her apartment. That’s what you are getting in this update. Hopefully this isn’t too complicated but I’ve had a lot of coffee so who knows.

So these photos are real fucking sexy and you will like them. The only problem is that all of them were naked because this was supposed to be part of the outside stuff. I mean, that’s not really a problem but I don’t really have much to preview the set with below. I think it’s gonna be okay.

Anyway, since this shoot I went and visited Arya again. The light in her new place sucked so we tried to go outside again. Unfortunately there were tons of people around so aside from her flashing me a few times we didn’t get much fun stuff. We tried shooting inside but it was honestly too dark so I didn’t get anything I was happy with technically. That being said, there were some sexy photos so I decided the second set would be exclusively for Girls of Driven By Boredom. That way you creeps can look at it without it making me look like a bad photographer publically. There’s also some more exclusive stuff from inside her house from the first shoot.

Earlier this year Gia Paige followed me on Twitter. I lurked her Twitter and saw that she was a babe and had a ton of followers so I figured I would follow her back. We might have Tweeted back and forth a few times but I didn’t really think anything of it until I was in LA for my Instaxxx book release party. (Buy my book!) I was on Twitter looking for someone to shoot a few days before the party and I saw that she was in LA. I hit her up on Wednesday, the party was Friday, we planned our shoot for Sunday.

On Thursday night I went to a party at the AVN offices. It seemed like the perfect excuse to promote my book party and make a little money in the process since I knew the LA Weekly would want the photos. I had been there for a while when I saw the cutest girl I had ever seen. Almost everyone there was dressed scandalously as you would imagine at a porn party but this girl was wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Her shirt said “I don’t dress up for boys”.

I took her photo and told her I liked her shirt. We talked for a second and I gave her my business card. She looked at it and screamed “You know me! I’m Gia Paige!” I have no idea how I didn’t recognize her since I was planning on shooting her in a few days, but I guess I somehow didn’t really look at her photos except for that first day when I followed her on Twitter.

I hugged her and we started talking about the shoot on Sunday and I told her about my party on Friday and she said she would come. The one thing I remembered from her Twitter was that she had a bunch of weiner dogs and we talked about them and honestly I can’t remember much else. But at some point she scratched my beard with her nails and I just couldn’t stop thinking about it. I had known this girl for five minutes and she had me fucked up.

The next day at my party I was super stressed out like I am every time I throw a party but when Gia showed up I was really happy to see her. She brought one of her absurd dogs with her and I got to pet it for a second before I had to run off to deal with something. When I finally had a spare moment I went to look for her and I couldn’t find her anywhere. I texted her to see if she left and she said she had because it was too crowded for her dog but she would see me on Sunday. And then she sent me another text “Hey I don’t ever do this, but I just wanted to tell you that I think you are really handsome.” And that was it. It was all over for me.

After texting non stop for two days we finally met up for the shoot. She picked me up and we drove to Griffith Park. We didn’t really have a location but we figured we could just walk around until we found some place cool to take photos. She parked and before we even got out of the car we were just staring into eachother’s eyes like some sort of Disney cartoon. I barely even remember taking photos of her because all I can think about was the time we spent in the front seat of her car falling for eachother.

So anyway, we took some photos. I managed to drop my camera but it didn’t break and cut up my hand climbing up a hill but it healed. We didn’t get arrested and I feel like I have some photos you guys will want to look at so as far as photo shoots go it was as success, but meeting Gia was way better than the photos.

Since then Gia came with me to the Gathering of the Juggalos and visited me in NYC and we went to the Poconos together for a day. I went to Detroit to visit her and played with all her dogs (she has three plus she had three puppies at the time!) I was supposed to meet her in LA next week but a job fell through but hopefully I will see her soon. I don’t even know what else to say but I am sorry you had to read this sappy post but at least you get to see a bunch of photos of her naked.

Also, I should mention that because it is my ultimate goal to sell you things so I can pay my rent, I decided to take a bunch of the 35mm photos from all my adventures with Gia and post them exclusively to Girls of Driven By Boredom. There’s some real sexy stuff in there and some real adorable stuff in there and you can only see em on Girls of DBB. You can also give Gia your money too so she can afford to buy me more giant pizzas.

This is Sabby. She is great and you are probably going to like looking at photos of her. I am a big fan of her for a bunch of reasons. Let’s make a list for no reason.

She lives near me.

She is really attractive.

She is fun to hang out with.

Her photos seem to do really well on the internets.

For whatever reason she likes my photos.

Most of her friends seem to be hot sex workers

We both are on the same app network.

So yeah, she is clearly a babe and her living in Brooklyn is super useful. Twice she’s hung out with me when I’ve needed to finish a roll of film and that makes my life way better. She’s also chill as fuck and every time I put her on my Instagram people seem to be really excited about it. Also, she keeps telling me how much she likes my photos of her. It seems really easy to take good photos of her, but I will accept the compliment enough to convince her to take more photos with me. I haven’t actually taken any photos of her hot naked friends but I feel like if I am around her enough eventually she will lead me to some more babes. This is good for everyone.

Now, I could have just written that paragraph but instead I made a list and then repeated myself below. Not sure what that’s about but sometimes you just wanna fill space so it doesn’t look like your website is nothing but photos of naked people and that one day maybe a client will hire me for something like advertizing gig that I found out I didn’t get yesterday. Whatever.

Hey! I am in Detroit right now but I set this post up so you guys can read it even though I am probably doing something fun with Gia Paige. I hope we are exploring an abandoned car factory or eating hot dogs that are named after a neighborhood in Brooklyn and yet are only famous in Detroit. Whatever the case I have some photos for you.

Holly is great and she came to NYC and we hung out a bunch and for whatever reason didn’t really take any photos. I feel like that was a regrettable choice but whenever people come to visit I tend to forget to shoot like a proper set with them unless they have some fancy hotel. I always just shoot a bunch of random 35mm stuff and forget about the rest. I feel like she should come back soon.

We also shot a bunch of non nude photos for a magazine but then I got into an argument with them and they didn’t even send me a copy of the magazine so I haven’t even seen our spread. But if you want to see the photos I put them on Girls of Driven By Boredom. Usually I put like the secret explicit stuff on there, so making the non-nude stuff exclusive seems like radical twist. Or not. Whatever, there’s a lot of photos on there for you to lurk including the full set of the stuff we shot in Vegas.

Okay, I am going to get back to whatever totally fun thing I am doing right now and you guys should go look at these photos.

I figured I needed to get some photos up before the long weekend and when I started looking for photos to edit I realized I still had the shots I recently took of Audrey Noir on my computer and I didn’t even have to walk into my livingroom to get a hard drive. Fantastic.

Audrey had talked to me on Twitter a few times over the years but recently she hit me up asking to shoot. I told her I would hit her up next time I was in LA because she is really cool looking. She looks like she belongs in a Tim Burton movie which is appropriate because she showed up wearing Beetlejuice underwear.

Audrey and I went out back to where a building had been partially torn down and there was just an insane rubble pile. Audrey fucking rules and was all about it and just jumped into the ruins even though it smelled like human feces because we were in the middle of downtown LA and it was a hobo toilet as much as it was a rubble pile.

We took a ton of photos as quickly as we could because Audrey could be seen easily from the street and homeless people kept shouting things at her. She didn’t seem to mind and we got some really fun stuff. Plus we got milkshakes so that was cool too.

After the shoot we took some more photos in the back of Superchief (and in one of their bathrooms) but I figured I would save those for Girls of Driven By Boredom. Speaking of, all these photos have been on Girls of DBB in high resolution since yesterday. Just saying…