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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Lol... i got the only experiment i knew in the whole bunch :Dand answered all the viva qs in it too... Man that was nice, probably my best prac exam so far.. and thankfully the last one...Gonna start maths right now. Got exam on Monday! :(Vacation's just a week away! Then i'm finally gona get to home swt home :POK.. kidding.. not really home sweet home, but thn, a nice change all the same! We had (and still have) gr8 plans of goin to Pune and Mumbai for IIT-B's Mood Indigo.. Hope we do go, but then a part of me says it'l be better if we don't...Wish me luck for Maths :PGoin to Shubham's rum soon.. He's the only one that can save me!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Hey.. I'm still here.. the only prob is that effing End Sem Exams are just round the Weekend :(I gues I wont be postin anything till then...And oh yeah.. I still need to update that DS prac thing.. Not right now i guess.. got DE pracs tomorrow :(Gues I better go study for it huh?l8r

HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

SPEED METAL Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

GRUNGE The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.

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Yup u got that right.. It's a downright photocopy of the article on Phoenix Xtreme's Blog...

Thursday, November 20, 2008

LOL.. There I go again... All those grand plans about making a site... Well, anyway, about the site... haven't been able to make my own Personal site (yet).. BUT I do have sites to show.. LOL.. Its our dumb college fest's website :P