Notebooks made especially for the cynical! This collection of notebooks is available for “Unachievable goals and broken dreams”, “Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off” and “Inspirational shit I’ll ignore”, so there’s something for every type of cynic. Each notebook comes with a pen to match. Buy it here

Melt the red candle in this ceramic head, and watch ‘blood’ come out of the nostrils, just like she’s overexerted herself during a psychokinetic episode. The giant ornament comes with two red candles and a handy ‘nose picker’ tool in case she gets a blockage. Buy it here

If dressing in the dark something you have to suffer every day, either because you share a room with someone or it’s too early and dark out and you’re not ready for the lights to poke your eyes, this hanger is for you. Hangs up just like your average coathanger, two sections of the hanger light up and emit a soft white glow that’s bright enough to illuminate your clothes but dim enough not to wake your other half. Buy it here

“next time you’re feeling a little sluggish, just relax and take a looooong refreshing sip from the smiling face of the Sloth Mug. With a pair of ears to grab onto and an exceedingly generous capacity, it’s perfect for consuming large quantities of coffee, cereal, soup – or you could just fill it with a house plant. ” Buy it here

When closed, it looks just like any other book. But as soon as you open up Book Light, the pages fan out to emit full 360-degrees of light. The lighting is soft, but it is strong enough for reading or working. You can choose from 5 lighting colors, just close and open the book to cycle through them all. Buy it here

“Everyone knows that if you want to rule the Seven Kingdoms you’re going to need a little assistance of the ‘fire-breathing’ kind. Whilst you’ll never be able to fully train a dragon (no matter what Dreamworks might have you believe), this hatchling gives you the unique opportunity to nurture a close bond while it’s still young. ” As the egg shaped candle starts to melt, a dragon will be revealed. Each egg contains a random color of dragon. Buy it here

“Give your flamboyant cocktails the kitsch, tiki vibe they deserve with the Flamingo Mug. Hand-painted and made from ceramic; grab it by it’s elegant neck handle, or cup your hands around its plump pink tail feathers.” Buy it here

Old meets the new! Charge your smart gadget with an 80s style Brick Phone shaped charger. Lucky for us, this brick phone is more portable and powerful than the original innovation. It has 2,600mAh battery that charges your smartphone 1.5 times from 0%. Built-in LED glows red when your device is charging and blue once fully charged. Available in the classic grey or in pink. Buy it here

“Rest your weary head on the smiley cloud pillow and spread yourself out on the ribbed rainbow bed. Made from durable PVC and super easy to inflate, it’s the perfect accessory for any hot, watery location. It’s also the most comfortable festival bed we’ve ever slept on.” Buy it here