While these claims are technically true, they don't stand up well to further questioning at job interviews or first dates. But let me defend the artist in Reza Farazmand's cartoon: she's actually generating revenue.

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A moron I work with claims he's a published writer because he and a friend wrote some (gawdawful) poetry and have it available for downloading on Amazon. It doesn't appear to ever have been downloaded by anybody.