17 Signs You Are Absolutely, Positively Addicted To Coffee

The best things in life are free. The second best things are caffeinated. Indeed, a life well lived is a life fuelled by Starbucks and Red Bull.

That’s right, folks. Caffeine dependency is nothing to be ashamed of, despite what everyone else may say. To us, dependency is a beautiful thing: like how a newborn is dependent on its mother for life and sustenance. We are caffeine’s children, forever suckling at its teats.