Boilerplate

This website dutifully serves as my online presence. Well, one of them at least.

I am Michael Eli Gruen, a gentleman living in New York City traveling the world and building an empire (of sorts). When I’m not slave to the Internet, you’ll find me either racing taxis on my bicycle, lifting heavy things for sport, curled around a book or my Kindle in a public park or library, or on the next train/flight out of town. Recently, I’ve been building new businesses and written works like it’s my job. Because, well, it is.