Perfection Is Boring

For some, the title of the musical comedy I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change is callous or mean. But not to this girl. I'm of the mind that change is a good thing. Lots of things are better off changed: diapers, dollars, lead singers for hair metal bands. I don't mind being told to change, myself--into something a little more comfortable, of course (wink wink, nudge nudge). It's Valentine season, anyway, and love is in the air, so daydream about Brad Pitt changing from Angelina Jolie's man-meat into your own personal sex slave. Maybe you can take him to see I Love You... playing through March 11 at Theatre Three, 2800 Routh St. Shows are 7:30 p.m. Thursdays and 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays with a 2:30 p.m. Saturday matinee. Tickets are $30 to $35. Call 214-871-3300 or visit theatre3dallas.com. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Saturdays, 2:30 p.m.; Thursdays, 7:30 p.m. Starts: Feb. 16. Continues through March 11