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That one person in first class…

This guy is making eye contact with every passenger so that he can give you a smirk that he’s in first class and you are not. While other people are pretending to work, sleep, or downing their 3rd jack and coke, this guy is soaking up the envy like a shamwow in cat urine.

I usually like to save my best fart when I’m walking through first class just for this fella. This is another good reason first class should be loaded last.