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Vol. 88, No. 50
Monday, April 16, 2012

NATIONAL CHAMPS

Q&A

Kaine talks education,
campaign in downtown visit
By LAURA WALTERS
The Breeze
Former Gov. Tim Kaine, running for the U.S.
Senate seat in Virginia, spent Saturday afternoon
at Clementine Cafe meeting local officials as part
of his economic campaign tour through Virginia.
Discussing his his three-part platform of growth,
talent and balance, Kaine also addresed students
along the way.

I know that education is a big
part of your platform. What are
your plans for Virginia schools
and what are your plans to deal
with rising tuition costs? Well, at
the federal level, a good thing that’s
been done is a big expansion of the
Pell Grant program, and I want to
make sure we continue vigorous
student loans and grants. But I
also want to be on the education
committee in the Senate to try to
wrestle with these issues of rising
college costs because one of the
reasons we are slipping against
other countries in our higher
education attainment is because of
the costs in this environment.

COURTESY OF CAROL WYATT

The Dukes traveled to Daytona, Fl. and participated in the National Cheerleading Association’s National
Championships. After winning, the team posed with its earnings. The Dukes’ routine scored an 8.620.

Our JMU president-elect Jon
Alger is a great supporter
of affirmative action. What
are your views on affirmative
action, and what effect do you
feel it will have on JMU? I am a
supporter of affirmative action as
well. I feel it is very important that
our schools and institutions look
like the rest of society. The way I
would describe it is you just always
want to see, especially in public
institutions, that who the institution
is is a good match for who Virginia
is. Virginia is increasingly diverse,
and I think it’s important for
colleges to reflect that.

What are your expectations
for our generation, and what
as JMU students can we do to
achieve those expectations? I
have a sophomore son in college
and I have a senior son in college
about to graduate, and as I look
at your generation, I see a sense
of optimism. I see a sense of
excitement that America’s best
days are still ahead of us and not
behind us. I think, if anything,
those of us in my generation can
learn a little bit from you guys
in terms of optimism and being
upbeat because I think there’s a
lot of doom and gloom out there
these days, and I think we need a
little more of the optimism your
generation has.
If you could go back in time and
give your college-self advice,
what would it be? I worked really
hard in college. I graduated from
college in three years and I always
had jobs to try to make money for
college, and that was good. But I
do kind of ask myself why I was in
such a rush. There were so many
academic opportunities, but also
cultural opportunities. When I
think of all of the speakers that
came to campus and that I missed
as I was doing work … I could’ve
taken a broader view of what the
experience was. I would encourage
all students to do so. At JMU, there
are so many different kinds of
opportunities, and while working
hard is important, make sure you
take advantage of everything JMU
has to offer.
CONTACT Laura Walters at
walterla@dukes.jmu.edu.

Cheer team grabs top spot in Nationals for first time since ‘96
By CARLEIGH DAVIS
The Breeze

Beating  other teams
to place first at the National
Cheerleading Association’s
National Championship is an
achievement the Dukes have
had their eye on all year.
“I can tell you I have never
felt so confident going into a
competition of this caliber ever
before,” said Shannon Connolly, a sophomore. “When I was
on the mat with my team, I
was having so much fun, and
I could tell by the looks on the
faces of my teammates that
they were having fun out there,
too.”

The last JMU cheerleading
team to win Nationals was the
 squad. This year’s team
took home the Championship in the Intermediate Coed
Division. JMU scored an .,
beating second-place University of Michigan, which scored
..
The Dukes have used the
entire school year to prepare
for Nationals. Their routine is
: in length and features a
series of synchronized stunts,
tricks and dancing. The music
is tailored specifically for the
Dukes, inserting personalized
chants during their routine.
“Each and every member worked hours inside and

outside of practice to make sure
we were ready for Nationals,”
said Jessie Phillips, a sophomore. “Our bond throughout
this year has allowed us to
never quit to reach our ultimate goal.”
Many of the team members
said this win wasn’t only for the
cheerleading program, but for
a member they lost earlier this
year. Senior Nick Keatts, a dedicated member of the squad,
died last semester, leaving the
team broken-hearted.
“We really wanted to win
this for ourselves, and Nick
Keatts,” said Erika Downing, a
see CHEER, page 11

SEAN CASSIDY / THE BREEZE

After his speech, Tim Kaine mingled with Harrisonburg voters and local officials.

Motorcycle hits car filled with 

LAURA WILKINS / THE BREEZE

Tony Konate, a resident, allegedly crashed his motorcyle into the back of a JMU
parent’s SUV while going more than 80 mph along Port Republic Road.

COURTESY OF JAKE WILLIAMS

Pulling planes

Alpha Epsilon Pi volunteered at the Fairfield Center’s Plane Pull on Saturday, a fundraiser to support the organization’s
mission of providing conflict resolution and mediation services. Teams registered to pull a King Air Twin Turbo airplane
that weighs 8,000 pounds for 150 feet two times in a row. Registration fees went toward the cause.

4/16 INSIDE

3

NEWS
Let’s talk about sex

Students and teachers
team up to compete in a
sex-themed game show.

5

OPINION
A Rose garden

Students sound off on plans
to rename ECL in honor
of the retiring president.

A -year-old Bridgewater College graduate allegedly crashed his
motorcycle into a car filled with eight
people along Port Republic Road on
Saturday.
Around : p.m., Tony Konate
was going over the speed limit when
a Harrisonburg police officer tried to
stop him, according to senior trooper
David Fisher of state police. Konate
then sped up to more than  mph,
at one point traveling on the wrong
side of the road, according to Fisher.
Karen Hyland, a parent of a JMU
student, had seven JMU students in
her car while waiting at the light at

the intersection of Devon Lane and
the  block of Port Republic, Fisher
said. Konate reportedly crashed into
the back of Hyland’s car, ejecting him
from the motorcycle and throwing
him to the ground.
Both Konate and one passenger
in Hyland’s car were taken to Rockingham Memorial Hospital with
non life-threatening injuries. Fisher
said Konate has been charged with
reckless driving and that additional
charges may be pending.
— staff report

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spectacular failure of a North
Korean rocket makes it likely the regime will soon test a
nuclear device or take other
provocative actions, according to U.S. officials and outside
analysts.
The U.N. Security Council
condemned North Korea for
Friday’s launch, saying it violated two U.N. resolutions. And
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nuclear talks

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“Obviously any opportunity
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with Iran, the United States
was contingent on them abidand five other major powers
ing by international rules and
agreed Saturday to sit down
international norms,” the preswith the Tehran government
ident said. “So we will continue
in six weeks for formal talks
to keep the pressure on them,
aimed at ensuring that its
and they’ll continue to isolate
nuclear program will not lead
themselves until they take a
to nuclear weapons.
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inductees — the Red Hot Chili
Peppers, the Beastie Boys, Guns
N’ Roses, the Small Faces/the
Faces, blues legend Freddie
King and singer/songwriters
Laura Nyro and Donovan —
took the red carpet.
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give the fans and media lining
the carpeted corridor a show.
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Iran’s dramatic expansion of
its uranium stockpile. They
stressed that any actions to
ease the ever-tightening international sanctions against
Iran would be reciprocal and
based on concrete steps by
Iran.
Iran’s chief negotiator,
Saeed Jalili, took center stage
after the day of talks, appearing at a post-conference press
briefing under a banner headlined, in English, “Nuclear
energy for all, nuclear weapons for none.”
He referred to the banner
— which also had the pictures of five Iranian nuclear
scientists who were assassinated — and also reaffirmed
the fatwa or order by Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran’s Supreme
Leader, declaring possession
of a nuclear weapon to be “a
sin.”
That part of the Iranian
message appears to have been
delivered.
Jalili said the representatives

of the United States, Britain,
China, France, Germany and
Russia had welcomed Iran’s
offer to cooperate in resolving
the nuclear issue and specifically noted Khameini’s fatwa.
A senior American official
later also specifically noted to
reporters that Jalili had spoken of the fatwa behind closed
doors in the meeting with foreign officials.
A second part of the Iranian message was a reassertion
of its rights, as a party to the
Nuclear Non-Proliferation
Treaty, to enrich uranium for
peaceful nuclear purposes
— a right which the U.N. Security Council has demanded be
suspended so long as there
were questions about Iran’s
current enrichment program
and its expansion of nuclear
facilities deep underground.
The third part was Iran’s
desire to remove the international sanctions, which
are now severely impairing
Iran’s ability to sell its oil and
to conduct banking and trade
transactions.

carpet, with Cooper extolling
the virtues of Cleveland.
“I’m from Detroit. Rock ‘n’
roll belongs in the Midwest,”
Cooper said.
Also taking the carpet were
actor David Arquette and local
luminaries such as Cleveland
Mayor Frank Jackson, Indians
president and former general manager Mark Shapiro and
popular new age/pop pianist
and proud Clevelander Jim
Brickman.
Once the show started
promptly at  p.m., Green Day,
which was to later induct Guns
N’ Roses, opened the show with
a kinetic crowd-rousing punk
song, giving singer/guitarist
Billie Joe Armstrong a chance
to pump up the crowd.
“This is not a party, this is as
celebration! This is rock ‘n’ roll,”
he yelled.
Following remarks by rock
hall CEO Terry Stewart and
Rolling Stone editor and Rock
Hall Foundation executive Jann
Wenner, Texas blues man Freddie King was inducted by Billy
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3

Intercourse IQ

Students, faculty show off knowledge of STIs, contraceptives in game show
By Ij chan
The Breeze

Nearly 3,475 Americans are
injured every year by attempting
bizarre sex positions.
This was one of the many sexual
facts students and faculty learned
at Sex Squares, an event sponsored
by SGA’s junior class, attracting
about 40 students to Wilson Hall
Wednesday night.
The competitive game show,
modeled after the 1960s original
“Hollywood Squares,” shed light
on issues including STIs, contraceptives and pregnancy. A panel
of eight faculty members and one
student formed an all-human TicTac-Toe board on stage, answering
trivia questions about sex.
Four student teams — Hipster
Swag, the Trojans, Charlie’s Angels
and Balls-So-Hard — battled in a
test of sex trivia. If the students
answered correctly, their mark was
placed on the square.
The Trojans were the winning team. Although their victory
claimed no material prize, Trojan
members were proud of how much
they knew about sex.
“I finally got to find out what
‘the clap’ was,” said Adrian Jarvis,
a sophomore psychology major
and Trojan team member. “I’ve
been asking people for a long time,
and nobody’s been able to give me
a right answer.”
Jarvis was shocked by some of
the statistics thrown at him, like
that men average 11 ejaculations
each day.
“I have two labs, OK?” Jarvis

SEX STATS
If they aren’t sexually active, women
can still be affected by bacterial vaginitis.
The male fetus is capable of maintaining
an erection during the third trimester.
Between 200-500 million sperm are in a teaspoon of semen.
STIs are said to cost $14.7 billion annually in the US.
Six out of 10 teenage women and five out of 10 teenage
men have had sexual intercourse by their 18th birthday.
One in five Americans has genital herpes, yet 80 percent
of those who have it are unaware that they do.
Courtesy of SGA

Two-thirds of all STIs occur in people 25 years or younger.
Margie Currier / The breeze

said. “I don’t have time for 11 ejaculations, unless if some is escaping
that I don’t know about, like a lot
during the day. I want to know
who’s bringing up that average. ”
Despite the sensitive topics discussed, both students and

BOV meeting highlights
The Board of Visitors met on Friday afternoon to recognize
campus achievements and approve various budget proposals.

faculty took the learning experience lightheartedly.
“I also think it kind of helps
bridge the gap between professors and students,” said Nathan
Gallagher, a sophomore psychology major. “It kind of makes it like,

a lighthearted talk, and it kind of
humanizes them.”
Much of the event’s comic
relief was provided by the panel’s humorous answers to the
questions.
When asked what the technical

term for oral sex was, psychology
professor David Daniel answered,
“Please.” The answer is fallatio.
Kyle Schultz, assistant professor of mathematics education,
was asked which Thanksgiving
food’s odor increases blood flow to
the penis. He answered, “creamed
corn.” The answer is pumpkin pie.
Ryan Platt, who hosted the
event, thought the approach of the
game made it easier for students to
have fun but also learn about sex.
The event “came together really
well,” said Platt, a junior intelligence analysis major. “I managed
to give some educational stuff, but
in an entertaining way.”
Staff members, Kindra Amott
and Paul Whatley, were on the TicTac-Toe board. They thought the
topics were relevant to students
and that this was an effective way
to educate them.
“I know a lot of students are
often caught in a difficult situation
with peer pressure,” said Whatley,
the coordinator of Fraternity and
Sorority Life. “We know that the
alcohol culture is pretty pervasive
at JMU, and so understanding how
that relates to someone’s choice
to be sexually active and to just
be aware of all of those facts is
important.”
Amott, the coordinator for
student organizations at the
Office of Student Activities
and Involvement, mentioned
that the questions asked at the
event may have challenged the
audience to think differently.
see sex, page 4

one on the 940 block of Port Republic and another at 944.
The land is being used to build a new recreational park at the
intersection of Port Republic Rd. and Neff Avenue.

n The board was presented the 2012-2014 budget

recommendations for JMU. The proposed budget includes a
2-percent salary increase for faculty and funds to increase
student enrollment. Virginia’s General Assembly is still
reviewing the proposal.

n President Linwood Rose announced that Bluestone’s

Wayland Hall is now certified Platinum in Leadership in Energy
and Environmental Design, becoming the only residence
hall in the country with this standing. LEED is the US Green
Building Council’s verification that the building performs well
in environmental sustainability and energy efficiency.

n The Madison Investment Fund recently won first place at the

Redefining Investment Strategy Education competition. This
is the third time it has placed in the club’s 12-year history.

n Miriam Daoud, a senior nursing major, was named the

Virginia Nursing Student of the Year, an award recognizing
nursing students at the Virginia Nursing Students’ Association
convention in Charlottesville.

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President Linwood Rose addressed the Board of Visitors on Friday afternoon.

in brief
JMU

Big Event attracts
more than 850

The second Big Event on Saturday
drew more than 850 students, faculty
and Harrisonburg residents who
helped with various service projects
throughout the day.
The main purpose of the event
was to bridge the gap between JMU
students and Harrisonburg residents.
The service projects included
painting, landscaping and doing
highway clean-ups.

Provost search
committee holds forum

A search committee held an open
forum to hear JMU’s feedback for the
next provost on Thursday afternoon.
Only two people attended the event.
The provost is an administrator who
oversees academic affairs such as student services, the registrar office and
admissions.
The committee will review applications over the summer and select
finalists for on-campus interviews,
according to Mark Warner, senior vice
president of student affairs.
The next public forum will be held
April 23 at 3 p.m. in Taylor 404.

By Sean byrne
The Breeze

The Integrated Science and Technology department showcased over
100 capstone projects on Friday.
Students presented projects that
addressed issues of energy, the
environment, biotechnology, engineering, telecommunications, health,
human-environment interaction and
national security.

The portable science lab

One capstone group created smartphone apps to spark student interest
in science.
“We have noticed there is a decline
in motivation for students to do well
in science,” Sarah Osorio said.
Senior ISAT majors Osorio,
Sarah Abouzied and David Grayson
addressed this concern with their
senior capstone project. They wanted to take the smartphone and turn
it into a portable science lab.
“The purpose of this project is to
develop . . . a series of smartphone
mobile applications that can be used
for laboratory experiments in college courses,” the capstone abstract
explains.
The apps, available online, use various sensors in the phone to reinforce
concepts discussed in introductory
science courses.
They can take measurements like
centripetal force, light, global position and the geomagnetic field.
Each download also includes an
entire lab setup with directions,
pre-lab and post-lab questions, definitions and descriptions.
The group members hope that
with the continued use of these apps
more students can become interested
in science, technology, engineering

Harrisonburg

Police search for
two men after highspeed chase

Police officers are searching for two
men who allegedly stole a vehicle,
and prompted a high-speed chase
through Harrisonburg and Rockingham County on Saturday, according
to WHSV.
The chase ended along Lairds Knob
Road in Keezletown after the driver
allegedly crashed into a tree. The
men left the car and fled the scene.
They were last seen running toward
the Packsaddle Ridge Golf Course in
Keezletown.

Corey Crowe / Contributing photographer

This ethanol-powered motorcycle, built by senior ISAT majors for a capstone project,
was created to help raise awareness about America’s reliance on oil.

and mathematics.
They believe in encouraging more
students to consider STEM as a career
choice by making the concepts easier
to understand.
The team has also stored the codes
for their apps in an ISAT digital storage system for future development.

The ethanol-powered
motorcycle

Senior ISAT majors have calculated
that there are only 48 years remaining for the use of known oil reserves
at the current rate of consumption.
Group members Tim Teague, Josh
Magura and Jared Roberts, based
their project around the idea of
“greenifying” transportation, specifically motorcycles, by using ethanol
fuel.
“It’s becoming harder and harder
to get oil from the ground,” Magura said. “We get less for our efforts,

Virginia

Va. Tech hosts run in
memory of 32 killed

Thousands participated
in Virginia Tech’s “Run in
Remembrance” in memory of
those who died in the April 2007
mass killing, according to the
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
About 6,800 participated in the 3.2
mile run through Va. Tech’s campus
on Saturday.
The participants released 32 white
balloons in honor of the 32 students
who were killed.
Va. Tech has a series of events
planned for today, including a candlelight vigil.

and it just becomes more expensive.
But just about everything you touch,
whether in transportation or manufactured goods requires oil.”
Over the summer, the team was
hired by Valley 25 x ‘25 to develop
the project.
“We had to do a little bit of
dumpster diving and do some measurements but our platform worked
pretty effectively,” Roberts said.
The group used a dynamometer,
which is a machine that spins the
motorcycle wheels, to test different
gasoline to ethanol ratios.
During these tests, the group measured the amount of greenhouse
gasses being emitted to find the most
environmentally-friendly ratio.
“We found that the MPG increased
when the motorcycle was used
with ethanol fuel,” Magura said.
see ISAT, page 4

Forest wildfire still
under investigation

The cause of the wildfire burning in
the George Washington National Forest in Page and Rockingham counties
is still under investigation.
About 63 percent of the fire, which
burned 25,501 acres mainly in the
Shipwreck and Wolf Gap forests, is
now contained.
Normal temperatures and low
wind speed will make it easier to put
out the fires.
Residents who were evacuated from the Shipwreck Farms area
are now allowed to return to their
properties.

Karen Kwiatkowski thinks
students have been shafted
from political involvement.
Kwiatkowski, a candidate
for the sixth-district seat in the
House of Representatives, spoke
at the Madison Liberty Club
meeting on Wednesday with the
hope of garnering student interest in her campaign. Running as
a conservative Republican with
the banner “less government,
more prosperity,” Kwiatkowski
hopes to reduce the size and
scope of the federal government. She views herself as part
of the “Ron Paul revolution”
and wants to rethink the way
government runs.
Kwiatkowski’s main platform
is to decrease the government’s
involvement in citizen’s lives
by encouraging bills that will
reduce or eliminate taxes and
improve education.
“We have a tyranny, and if
you live under tyranny, you
most definitely have to worry
about what your government is
doing,” Kwiatkowski said.
Kwiatkowski served for more
than 20 years in the U.S. Air
Force, worked in the Pentagon

and earned her M.A. in government from Harvard University
and a Ph.D. in world politics
from The Catholic University of
America.

“We have a tyranny,
and if you live under
tyranny, you most
definitely have to
worry about what
your government is
doing.”
Karen
Kwiatkowski

sixth-district
representative candidate

Madison Liberty, an organization that advocates the
protection of civil liberties and
individual rights, invited Kwiatkowski to speak to students
about her upcoming campaign.
Sarah Prescott, a sophomore international affairs
major and vice president of
Madison Liberty, said the club
hopes to publicize a candidate
who would support the ideas

of economic freedom, the promotion of civil liberties and
a non-interventionist foreign
policy.
“We need all of you, if you’re
interested in liberty and interested in change,” Kwiatkowski
said. “You must take action.
You have to do this for your own
future.”
Kwiatkowski’s campaign
team thinks she has an advantage over her competition, Rep.
Bob Goodlatte.
“He’s been there for 20
years and he hasn’t adapted
to change,” Kwiatkowski said.
“Therefore, he is vulnerable to
a primary. You need to elect
people who will be total SOBs.
You don’t want anyone who
had any allegiance to anyone
in Congress.”
Kwiatkowski advocates free
enterprise zones, areas where
companies can be exempt from
certain local, state and federal
taxes and restrictions, for Page
County and possibly for the
entire sixth district.
“Page County has over a
12-percent unemployment rate
and is essentially a bedroom
community to Washington,
D.C.,” Kwiatkowski said. “I propose a free enterprise zone for

sex | Event improvement from last
from page 3

She added that she was surprised by the fact that more
women than men reported
being sexually active before
the age of 18.
The statistic “caused me to
wonder ... ‘Why would that
be?’ ” Amott said. “So I think
that was really good, just to
even challenge people to
think about why something
would happen, or what that
impact has on a greater scale.
I [thought] it would’ve been
the other way around.”
According to Matt Klein,
SGA president-elect, although
this year’s Sex Squares was put
together late and planning was

difficult, it was an improvement from last year’s.
Klein mentioned that he and
fellow class council members
Meredith Wood and Nadia
Masroor worked together to
plan Sex Squares, coordinating with Student Wellness and
Outreach to offer it as a passport event for students.
The event moved from
Memorial Hall to Wilson Hall
so students would have an easier time getting to the event.
Last year’s Sex Squares
teams were composed of
students representing different organizations, rather
than just regular audience
m e m b e r s. T h i s c h a n g e,
Klein said, encouraged more

student-faculty engagement.
Klein said that the comical
atmosphere made conveying
the otherwise serious central
messages, such as having safe
sex, more effective.
“I think it’s an important
topic, being in a college atmosphere to talk about sex,” Klein
said. “Whether you’re sexually active or not, it’s something
that you should know about.
But I think it was good to make
[it] something you can laugh
about, not just something you
see in a sex-ed class and you
cringe when you see pictures
or sexual words or anything.”
Contact IJ Chan at
chanij@dukes.jmu.edu.

Page County because I want
people to think about freedom
in a really practical, localized
way.”
As a social conservative, she
believes that basic constitutional principles and a reduction of
the role of the federal government will inspire a revolution
among students to become
more involved in the election
process.
Junior Helen Shibut, secretary of Madison Liberty, thinks
Kwiatkowski’s message resonates with students who are
concerned with the nation’s
debt and the ongoing war.
“Karen is different than her
opponent, Bob Goodlatte,
because she is not a career
politician and has not been
influenced by millions of lobbyist dollars,” said Shibut, an
English and philosophy and
religion double major. “She has
taken a term limit pledge, promising not to serve for more than
three terms, or six years.”
Shibut said Madison Liberty’s
goal was to encourage more student participation in politics.
“It’s really hard to get the
student body excited about
political issues in general but
we’re hoping this will inspire

Courtesy of Karen Kwiatkowski

Karen Kwiatkowski, a social conservative and Shenandoah native,
spoke to members of Madison Liberty on Wednesday evening. She
hopes to gain student support during her campaign tour.

more people to be involved,”
Shibut said.
Joanne Karunakaran-Koops,
a senior international affairs
major, attended the event hoping to become a more informed
voter.
“I am a registered voter in
the sixth district and I want to
familiarize myself with the candidates,” Karunakaran-Koops
said before Kwiatkowski’s talk.
“I have a feeling that I will agree
with a number of her points and
I want to hear her express them

in her own ways.”
Kwiatkowski’s campaign
team estimated it will take about
15,000 votes for her to win the
June 12 primary.
“When this country does
change for the right way, it
will not be because you voted
for me or for Goodlatte,” Kwiatkowski said. “It will be
because of what you voted for
— liberty and real change.”
Contact Evi Fuelle at
fuelleen@dukes.jmu.edu.

isat | Students help clean up
environment for future generations
from page 3

“This could also lead to greater MPG savings if we re-tune
our engines and use a higher
compression ratio with ethanol,” Magura said.
JMU agreed to buy the bike
so future students can continue to work on the project.

The group would like
another team to use the bike
to find out what type of ethanol is best to use.
The team hopes that its
findings will prompt some
change in the fuel industry.
“We need to do something
to get better fuel economy,” Magura said. “Changes

need to be made so we don’t
have to worry about our
kids and grandkids going
to war. Hopefully, this project has spread the word and
influenced some people.”
Contact Sean Byrne at
byrnesr@dukes.jmu.edu.

conversation corner
The Board of Visitors recently approved the
renaming of “East Campus Library” to “The Rose
Library,” after President Rose. Thoughts?
Whitney mooney
Just like Ashby will forever be
Ashby - ECL will always be
ECL.
Hannah gutman
I think it’s a great idea! What a
great way to honor President
Rose!
Sean o’brien
Let’s not change the name of
any buildings. Why don’t they
just name the next building
that goes up after him instead?

@jmusportsblog
Carrier library, Rose Library
sounds about right.
andrew elgert
As long I can still belong to
Team ECL, I’m fine with it.
I’m guessing that Rose Library
will go the way of Gibbons
Hall. [...] The University can
name buildings whatever they
want; students have the same
freedom.

Jessica Rose
I think Rose Library is a great
name.
Jon Polen
TRL, really?
KJ Julian
Just plant a garden for the man
and call it The Rose Garden.
Matt McCue
Called this...perfect name
@hungqueezy
it will always be ECL in my
heart
Sarah Davis
I think that’s great!
@collinyar
nobody likes a sycophant....
and beside that, #hesnocarrier

Stacey Lynn Walker
ECL will never be called Rose
Library. We will always know
it as ECL, Rose Library just
doesn’t have as good of a
“ring” to it
Kate Sharp
Carrier library wasn’t named
until Dr. Carrier retired, and
that name caught on. They
purposefully did not give ECL
a real name so that they could
name it Rose Library.
Brooke Huley
I’m all for the new name.
The people above saying that
it will always be known as
ECL seem not to understand
that the people who call it
that will GRADUATE, and
eventually no one will know it
by that name.

5

Matt Wagner
I am fifty fifty. I mean honestly go for it.
He has done a lot for JMU. I do also agree
Rose Library has a nice ring despite the
sleek modern appearance of ECL.
Laura Johansen
They can name stuff whatever they want;
is it really any big deal to the students?
They named one place “East Campus
Dining Hall”, and we re-named E-Hall.
We’ll cope like we always do.
Dean Stubbs
It will always be ECL...

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Chris justis | justice is served

Florida law disrupts order
‘Stand your ground’ improperly called
upon in Zimmerman case
With the recent killing of Trayvon
Martin and the indictment of George
Zimmerman on Wednesday, the
controversial “Stand Your Ground”
law in Florida
is essentially
being put on
trial. The Florida law, which
Zimmerman is
using to seek
dismissal of his
charges, states
that “force is
necessar y to
prevent imminent death or great
bodily harm to themselves” or that
“you can use force if someone is forcibly entering your residence.”
While the spirit of the law is in the
right place and I strongly believe that
you have the right to use any means
to defend yourself and your property,
the law has been distorted and used
unreasonably in the Martin case.
The police and judicial departments in Florida have come under
fire because of the hesitation to
prosecute Zimmerman, which has
sparked protests and racially charged
outrage across the country. Many
people believe that since the victim
was an African-American, the proper
ramifications will not be taken.
I think it’s reasonable to be angry
about this, but the cries for justice
are directed at the wrong people,
and the confusion over whether not
to prosecute Zimmerman is the legislators’ fault, not the police force. The
ambiguity of the law leaves room for
misinterpretation.
And while it’s still unclear what
exactly happened with the incident,
it is clear that Zimmerman followed
Martin because he was acting “suspicious.” More specifically, he was “up
to no good, walking in the rain looking about,” according to the official
police tapes that were released. Zimmerman was specifically told by the

DARTS

What will happen when
regular citizens start
thinking of themselves
as officers when they
have little to no training?
operator that he didn’t need to follow
Martin and that a police officer would
be there shortly, but Zimmerman
didn’t listen.
The reason the “Stand Your
Ground” law doesn’t apply in this case
is because Zimmerman had no reason
to suspect Martin had committed, or
was about to commit, a crime other
than the fact that he was “walking
around looking like he was up to no
good.” If you apply that reason across
the board, anyone could be a potential
suspect simply by strolling through a
neighborhood. I can almost see how
it would be acceptable to report a
suspicious person after a string of
robberies, but other than calling 911
and reporting it, nothing else needs to
be done. We have an extensive police
force for a reason, and if you allow
neighborhood watchmen like Zimmerman to essentially patrol without
police permission, it gives way to an
unbridled vigilante justice system.
We have rights and police officers
who go through rigorous training for
a reason, and even they still make
some mistakes. What would happen if regular citizens start thinking
of themselves as officers when they
have little to no training? If citizens do
adopt this attitude, the consequences could be deadly, ultimately making
this an even more dangerous world
to live in.
Chris Justis is a junior public
policy & administration
major. Contact Chris at
justisjc@dukes.jmu.edu.

PATS

Make a billion? There’s an app for that
Facebook’s massive purchase of photo app Instagram might be a hasty error
The Los Angeles Times

Facebook’s decision to pay $1
billion in stock and cash to buy Instagram, a company with one product
and no revenue, inspired many people
to consider a new career writing smartphone applications. Others wondered
whether the purchase was just the latest sign of a new dot-com bubble, with
the mania this time inspired by social
technology and mobile apps. The truth
is that the deal is more a reflection of
the evolving economics of the Internet
than a sign that valuations have lost all
connection to reality.
Instagram is an app for iPhones and
Android-based smartphones that lets
people jazz up their photos (making them look like old Polaroids, for
example) and share them with other
Instagram users and websites.
Launched a year and a half ago, it
became the fastest-growing social network not named Facebook, attracting
more than 30 million users, many of

An “it’s-been-a-long-timesince-I-rock-and-rolled” pat to
Market One for playing good music.
From a girl who grew up listening
to Led Zeppelin instead of Britney
Spears.

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A “did-Caesar-actually-live-inCaesar’s-Palace?” pat to the guy
near Showker Hall who looked like
Alan from the Hangover.
From a senior who thought she
saw Carlos in the baby carrier he
was wearing.
A “you-bleed-purple” pat to a
guy who found my purse in Wilson
Hall on Tuesday evening.
From an international student
who was extremely nervous when
she realized she lost her purse and
highly admires your attitude.

A “thanks-for-’hanging’-out”
pat to JMU for allowing my friend’s
guerrilla wind chime installation to
remain planted in front of Carrier
Library.
From one of the women
named in the dedication who
understands that real art belongs
in real places.
A “what-a-tease” dart to
Harrisonburg weather.
From a girl who stripped down
to her spring clothes, only to get the
cold shoulder.

them young people habituated to
documenting their lives through a
smartphone’s camera lens.
Given that one of the main reasons
people use Facebook is to share photos (by one estimate, 20 percent of the
photos taken last year will eventually
end up on the social network), it’s easy
to see why Facebook Chief Executive
Mark Zuckerberg would regard Instagram as a threat. Spending $1 billion
to take out that competitor and absorb
its superior technology makes a certain amount of sense for his company,
which has an estimated market value
100 times as great.
Facebook inflated the price of a host
of other companies with popular social
apps but not much in the way of revenue, such as Twitter and Pinterest. Yet
that may not be as troublesome as in
the late 1990s, when companies went
public without viable business models only to crash spectacularly when
the market tanked. In the intervening
years, companies such as YouTube

An “I-didn’t-know-JMU-was-abarn” dart to the new windmill on
East Campus.
From a senior who misses the
extra 30 parking spots.
A “stop-trying-to-makeyourself-feel-better-about-it”
dart to graduating seniors.
From a one-year-out employed
real-world Duke who would trade
every pay check for the next decade
to be a freshman at 1787 Orientation
with a mappy come August.
A “this-isn’t-the-yellow-brick-

road” dart to everyone who
thinks the grass seed and straw is a
whimsical path to Festival.
From all of us who aren’t
inconvenienced by the grassgrowing efforts and would gladly
take a few extra steps to use the
sidewalk instead.
A “be-the-change” dart to
our athletic administrators, who
simply sit back and watch as
our CAA peers leave us behind
for FBS football and Atlantic 10
basketball.
From a concerned alum, who
believes that you should practice
what you preach and embrace
change.
A “long-hair-I-do-care” pat to
the cute JMU recycle worker.
From a girl who thinks you look
better without your dreads.

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and Facebook have proved that there
is a real market for social media or
content that can be shared online. And
advertisers are increasingly following
consumers to the apps and sites where
they’re spending much of their time.
Instagram users devote hours to
it every month, uploading 5 million
photos daily. More importantly, they
interact with the pictures shared,
offering more than 650 comments or
ratings per second. That kind of attention is what advertisers call a high level
of engagement, and they’re eager to be
part of it. Internet users, meanwhile,
have shown that they’re willing to pay
for premium versions of the free apps
they love — witness the success of
Rovio’s Angry Birds and Spotify’s subscription music service.
It’s an open question whether Instagram would have figured out how to
monetize the app without driving off
users, or whether Facebook will. But
Instagram doesn’t look anything like
Pets.com, even at $1 billion.

A “typographic-sin” dart to The
Breeze for leaving an orphan on
the second column of the bombsniffing dog article.
From a loyal Breeze reader who
knows you can do much better and
hopes you will be more careful.
A “fine-by-me” pat to the
students involved in the “Live
Homosexual Acts” presentation.
From an extremely proud
member of the JMU faculty who
feels hopeful for the present and
future.
A “learn-how-to-freakin’count” dart to the SMAD group
that came into Dave’s claiming to
be a party of 10 and then turned
into a party of 45.
From one of the many
disgruntled employees who wants
revenge.

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Accurate batting a problem in yesterday’s loss to Delaware; Dukes leave 12 on base over 7 innings
By Carleigh Davis
The Breeze

becky sullivan / the breeze

Junior first baseman Haley Johnson gets a hit in Sunday’s loss to Delaware. Although JMU
took two of three in the series, the Blue Hens ended the Dukes’ 12-game win streak.

The softball team saw its 12-game
winning streak snapped in a series finale loss to Delaware yesterday.
JMU (24-21, 10-2 CAA) won two of
three games in the series against the
Blue Hens this weekend. After a doubleheader 7-0 shutout Saturday, the
Dukes allowed four runs in the first
inning yesterday.
“They came in pissed off today,
and I don’t think in the beginning we
matched their intensity,” said Heather
Kiefer, freshman pitcher.
The energy Delaware fought back
with led to its seven runs and nine
hits. Although the Dukes had spurts
of energy and strong plays, they contributed to their own demise.
“I don’t think there’s any change
in the way we were playing,” said Jasmine Butler, centerfielder. “It was just
that first inning we dug ourselves in
the hole there. We always have fight in
us. I was hoping we would come back,
especially in that last inning.”
JMU switched pitchers from Kiefer to Reba DePriest at the top of the
sixth. DePriest allowed two hits and
three runs. She was relieved by Sarah
Mooney, who only allowed one hit.
Head coach Katie Flynn said pitching put the Dukes in a situation they
couldn’t come back from.
“We just pitched poorly in two
innings and didn’t get key hits when
we needed to,” Flynn said. “We just left
too many runners on base. We out-hit
them, played better defense than they

did.”
Throughout the game, the Dukes
left 12 runners on base, compared to
Delaware’s six. The Dukes struggled to
hit consistently and put the ball in the
right places to make big plays happen.
Mooney said preparation for play
this week will have to focus on better
and more accurate batting.
The team has to focus on “fixing on
getting lead-off of runners on base,
obviously, and hitting more where
the situation needs it,” Mooney said.
“[Like] not hitting groundballs to the
third baseman when there’s a runner
on third.”
Although the Dukes lost their
momentum yesterday, the team
chooses to focus on Saturday’s success: 14 hits and no earned runs.
“We have to take how we were Saturday and just focus on keeping the
fire going and keeping the enthusiasm
up, keep the determination and let the
hard work speak for itself,” Mooney said.
The Dukes will resume conference
play on Saturday against conferenceleading Hofstra. Hofstra swept George
Mason this weekend and extended its
current win streak to three games.
If the Dukes can sweep Hofstra and
keep momentum, they would have a
decent shot at hosting the CAA tournament — the first in program history.
“We’re two games behind them in
the standings, but being able to play
them at home gives us an opportunity
to show what we can do,” Flynn said.
CONTACT Carleigh Davis at
breezesports@gmail.com.

lacrosse (15-11)

Dukes undefeated in CAA

games this week

Seniors score nine of 15 goals in Senior Day game

baseball

By Meaghan MacDonald
The Breeze

n Maryland @College Park
n

Friday night the women’s lacrosse
seniors walked onto their home field
for the final time, flower bouquets in
hand and arm in arm with their families. It was fitting that the seniors
dominated the scoreboard and led
the team to a 15-11 win over William
& Mary, a team that usually gives the
Dukes a tough time.
“I think it couldn’t have been more
perfect we played William & Mary at
our senior game,” said senior midfielder Caitlin McHugh. “This is a team that
we play every year and it’s been a close
game. It’s always been a really big fight.”
Five JMU seniors contributed to nine
of the 15 goals scored during the game.
McHugh scored one, while midfielder
Ashley Kimener, defender Cally Chakrian, attacker Ariel Lane and attacker
Monica Zabel each scored two.
“We have a great senior group,” said
head coach Shelley Klaes-Bawcombe.
“There’s a lot of them, and they’re good,
and I think that they are all fully capable
of taking this team on their shoulders.”
The game was especially notable for

it was a big deal. And so now I think
its pretty cool, and I think it couldn’t
be more perfect being on my senior
night.”
For the seniors, the game was more

Friday, 3 p.m.

n Towson @Towson

n Wake Forest @Winston-Salem

Saturday, 12 p.m.

Zabel, who had three assists on the
night and tied Megan Riley’s record
of 109 career assists.
“When I came into the season I had
no idea that I was close,” Zabel said.
“As I started getting closer, I started
getting more excited realizing that

women’s lacrosse

n Delaware @Newark

Saturday, all day

Doubleheader

Senior attacker Ariel Lane (left) and senior midfielder Caitlin McHugh celebrate after
a goal against William & Mary. The two combined for three goals on Friday.

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men’s tennis (5-2)

Rescheduled to win

Lacrosse | ‘Game of streaks’

Dukes have victorious last match before CAA Championships
By Emmie Cleveland
The Breeze

Rest seems to be what “doctor” Steve Secord is prescribing
for his team.
Secord purposefully
rescheduled the Longwood
University match so his team
could have a week of rest.
The originally-scheduled
match was cancelled because
of rain on March 25 and was
made up Thursday. The Dukes
(11-9 overall, 3-2 in conference)
won 5-2 in their last match
before the Colonial Athletic
Association tournament this
weekend.
“You want to play them,”
Secord said. “They’re not too
far away and it’s usually a pretty good match. You want to try
to get it in, but I wouldn’t have
wanted to do it next Tuesday or
anything like that — the week
before conference.”
JMU got an early lead in the
match, by winning all three
doubles matches and claiming the doubles point.
In the No. 1 doubles spot,
senior Bertrand Moulin and
junior Greg Vladimirsky won
8-6. In the No. 2 spot, juniors
Ryan Pool and Florent Sentenac won 8-5. And senior
Tommi Nissinen and junior
Hugo Ramadier completed the
sweep with another 8-5 victory.
Of the six points awarded for
singles play, JMU claimed four.
Nissinen won two matches in the No. 5 singles spot to
bump the Dukes to a 2-0 lead.
“I was hitting pretty good
forehands,” Nissinen said.
“My backhand has been pretty bad this year, so I just try
to use my forehand as much
as I can.”
Sentenac kept the momentum, winning both games in
the No. 4 singles spot. But
Longwood got on the board
next, when its senior Nobu
Tanaka defeated Vladimirsky
in the No. 1 singles spot.
Ramadier clenched the

becky sullivan / the breeze

megan trindell / the breeze

Senior Tommi Nissinen won two matches in the No. 5 singles spot in
JMU’s 5-2 victory over Longwood. The Dukes are 3-2 in the CAA.

victory for the Dukes in the
No. 3 singles spot, fighting back to win the last two
games after dropping the first
one of the set.
Pool also battled back to
get the point in the No. 2 singles spot, falling in the first
game, and then prevailing in
the next two games.
The Lancers’ second point
of the match came in the No. 6
singles spot, when their freshman Steed Johnson won game
one 6-4 and game three 6-2.
Russon claimed game two 6-3.
The Dukes have up until
Thursday without another
competition — much needed
rest after having seven matches
in the past two weeks.
“We’ll take the weekend off,
just to kind of let their bodies
get a little better,” Secord said.
“We’ve got a lot of injuries —
just the wear and tear of the
season.”
The players agree, saying rest
and health are most important
going into the tournament next
weekend.
“I think we just have to
practice pretty all next week,”
Sentenac said. “Take the
weekend off and get some

rest, because we’ve played a
lot lately.”
JMU will find out its seeding and first opponent in the
CAA Championships on Monday after a coaches’ conference
call. The Dukes are hoping to
be seeded fifth and looking at a
rematch with rival Old Dominion University, according to
Secord.
“We had a really tight match
with them earlier in the season,” Secord said. “We want to
get a little revenge and move
on.”
The Dukes fell 4-3 to ODU
earlier in the season but think
it’s a match they can win if
given another opportunity.
As for what the team will be
working on to prepare for the
CAA championship, Secord
said, “At this point, they kinda
know what they need to do to
get prepared.”
T h e Du k e s w i l l p l ay
either Thursday or Friday
depending on their seed in
the conference championships, hosted in Norfolk.
Contact Emmie
Cleveland at clevelej@
dukes.jmu.edu.

Senior midfielder Ashley Kimener runs toward the goal in Friday’s game. Kimener scored two goals on
five shots and was one of five seniors who scored nine of JMU’s 15 goals. JMU’s tied for first in the CAA.
from page 7

than just another win. It was a
celebration of the culmination
of their achievements and time
spent together.
“For me it’s something really special,” Lane said. “I mean,
we’ve all played together for
four years and we are going out
as a senior class. Coming out
with a win and having everyone
a part of our win … is the most
special thing about it.”
Zabel’s favorite memory
came last year in a home playoff game against Princeton
University.
“They were having technical difficulties with ‘The Star
Spangled Banner’ so it wasn’t
playing,” Zabel said. “So our
team, holding hands, started singing ‘The Star Spangled
Banner,’ and it was, like, so contagious and the stands started
singing and then the other team.
It was the coolest thing in the
moment ever.”

Klaes-Bawcombe will miss
the relationships her senior
class has developed and their
work ethic the most.
“I just think they’re a really
fun group to be around,” KlaesBawcombe said. “They don’t
overthink things, even though
it’s a serious situation. We work
real hard and are very focused
... It makes it a very enjoyable
group to be around.”
William & Mary played tough
in the first half, keeping play
within JMU territory and leading the Dukes 8-6 by the end.
“First and foremost, lacrosse
is a game of streaks,” KlaesBawcombe said. “Three goals
is a run. It’s very easy to go on
a run because of the draw control, and William & Mary in
itself is a very streaky team.”
After halftime, JMU refocused and took over the game,
taking the lead back and holding on to it for the remainder of
the game.
“A l i t t l e l a c k o f

communication of the defensive end,” Klaes-Bawcombe
said. “We were allowing them to
get some quick goals, and once
we were finishing on the attacking end, the momentum shifted
towards us.”
Yesterday, the Dukes defeated Old Dominion University
12-8, keeping the team undefeated in the CAA giving them
a 9-5 overall record, tying them
in frist place with Towson.
Zabel broke the assists record
with two assists in the game,
increasing her career assists
count to 111.
The win guarantees the team
a spot in the four-team CAA
Tournament on April 27-29.
With two games remaining in the regular season, JMU
plays the rest of its games on
the road, with trips to Delaware and Towson this week.
Contact Meaghan
MacDonald at
breezesports@gmail.com.

top
of the
class
In The Princeton Review’s list
of the top 300 professors in
the nation, JMU boasts the
second-highest number of them,
with 11 educators from eight
departments. Bill Wood is the first
feature in our series on educators
who made the grade.
By Laura Weeks
The Breeze

Economics professor Bill Wood,
who started at JMU in 1989,
now teaches macroeconomics,
microeconomics, econometrics and
industrial organization. He graduated
from Auburn University in 1974 with a
degree in journalism and has a Ph.D.
in economics from the University of
Virginia.
What was your response
to being named one of
the country’s 300 best
professors? Well, first I was honored

and thankful. But then, like The
Washington Post’s higher education
writer, I was curious about the selection
process. It’s partly about picking the

Ryan Freeland / The Breeze

Professor Bill Wood began his career as a full-time reporter for the Associated Press in
Richmond in 1974 and then in Louisville, Ky. He’s also worked at Bridgewater University.

schools and partly about picking
the professors. I’ve received a few
teaching awards, and they always
make me a little uncomfortable.
There’s always more to do, and there
are always new ways I want to do
a better job. I don’t feel that I have
“arrived” yet as an instructor. Maybe I
never will.

What’s your favorite class to
teach, and why? After all these

years it’s still ECON 201: Principles
of Microeconomics. I love having the
opportunity to show students the
insights they can gain into human
behavior by studying micro, and I’m
excited about the perspective that
behavioral economics can add to
microeconomics.

What’s the best part about
teaching? Seeing the light of

recognition in students’ eyes when
they understand, truly understand,

a difficult point in economics. It’s
addictive.

Where’s your favorite place
on campus? The lounge on the

main floor of Warren Hall. Years
before I received my offer to join the
faculty at JMU, I attended a conference
in Grafton-Stovall [Theatre]. On a
break, I toured through the lounge.
Just sensing the warmth and quality
of all the conversations as I walked
through, I knew this was a place where
I’d like to be a part of the academic
community.

What do you do when you’re
not in the classroom? My
undergraduate degree was in
journalism, and although I left the
field, I never got tired of writing.
I recently completed a book on
American economic history

Get to know Bill
Age 59
Hometown Montgomery, Ala.
Education Auburn University
and University of Virginia
Teaches Macroeconomics 200,
Microeconomics 201, Econometrics
385 and Industrial Organization 345
Favorite movie “Field of Dreams”
Hobbies Bicycling, photography,
videography and writing about the
economics of competition in NASCAR
(his major NASCAR finding is that a
safety feature — a restrictor plate on the
carburetor — applied at superspeedways
actually results in more wrecked cars.)

see Q&A, page 10

A show for the underdogs
Student-run record label to host concert for JMU
bands to gain exposure, bigger fan base

Katie baroody / file photo

Senior Michael Johnson, Madistrophic founder, signed his first artist in 2011.
By Sandy Jolles
The Breeze

It might not be three days of peace
and love, but Madistrophic, JMU’s
student-run record label, hopes to
fuse JMU artists with Harrisonburg’s
music scene.
Madistock, the label’s first exhibition show, is this Friday at Downtown
Music 34, located across from The
Artful Dodger. Tickets will be sold
tomorrow and Thursday on the
commons.
Senior Michael Johnson founded the label in 2011. Johnson, a
writing, rhetoric and technical communication major, hopes the event
will expand the his clients’ fan base
and form relationships with other
artists.
“We put in a lot of work to make
this an event that’s new and different, something that provides a way
for bigger bands and lesser-known
bands to have a great opportunity to
share their music with fans at one of
the best venues in the area,” Johnson
said.
Friday’s show will feature performances by The Lochnora Boys, Adam

Students prepare to dig into whipped cream pies at the second Madipalooza event held Saturday on the Festival
lawn. Participants had to eat the whole pie, find a piece of gum at the bottom and blow a bubble in order to claim
food competition victory. Other eating contests included hot dogs and wings. Festival lawn was packed with bounce
houses, a velcro wall, a zip-line, a rock-ciimbing wall and a photo booth. Seven bands, including Parachute, Russell
Dickerson, Money Cannot Be Eaten, The Static and The Dean’s List, performed during the all-day event.

Madistock
Where Downtown Music 34
When Friday at 8 p.m.
Tickets Sold on the commons
tomorrow from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m.;
Thursday from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. and 3
p.m. to 4 p.m. for $3; $5 at the door

Freshman Mark Fries, a band
member in Forward Smash, noted
the legwork Madistrophic Records
has done for his band.
“Madistrophic has been great with
its efforts to provide cheap tickets and
lots of options for people to buy them
ahead of time, so hopefully we’ll have
a large crowd,” said Fries, an education major.
According to Fries, Forward Smash
reflects a “White Stripes-meets-Weezer genre” and covers song topics such
as suicide and domestic abuse.
Johnson hopes that by exposing
see Music, page 10

MOVIE REVIEW

‘Cabin in the Woods’ worth visiting

By Colin Covert
Star Tribune

Mind blown, hair on fire.
Seeing “The Cabin in the Woods”
set a new personal benchmark for
fiendishly creative takes on genre
entertainment. Like the protoSurrealist creepshow “The Cabinet
of Dr. Caligari,” it twists a standard
horror saga into something
resembling a collaboration between
Franz Kafka and Lewis Carroll.
As such, it’s almost impossible to
describe in detail without spoiling
surprises you should discover for
yourself.

In a way, “Cabin” is “Friday the
13th Through the Looking Glass,”
which might explain a one-way
mirror that is featured in the story.
Or maybe there’s no symbolism at
all. The screenplay, by Joss Whedon
and director Drew Goddard, is
tricky that way.
It gives us a host of stock
characters including Curt, a
knuckleheaded jock who actually
isn’t (Chris Hemsworth); Dana,
a virginal coed who isn’t all that
demure (Kristen Connolly), and
Marty (Fran Kranz), a stoner who’s
often more clearheaded than his
companions.

Along with the somewhat lewd
co-ed Jules (Anna Hutchison) and
the mildly intellectual Holden (Jesse
Williams), they’re off for a getaway
at the cabin of Curt’s cousin.
As their RV revs up, Curt says,
“Let’s get this show on the road,” a
seemingly throwaway line that
see cabin, page 10

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music | Power in artists’ hands
from page 9

bands at Madistock, concert
promoters will work with
members to build each of their
brands.
“We hope it will be something the acts can use to
broaden their fan base and
something all local musicians
can aspire to be in and look
forward to each year,” Johnson said.
Madistrophic Records uses
radio promotion and professionally mixed records to give
artists free-to-minimal-cost
access to recording, booking

and promotion opportunities.
“Unlike other record labels,
we don’t ask for any creative
control from the artists,” said
David Galimidi, a senior justice
studies major who manages
the label’s social sites. “We
let them create what kind of
music they like.”
While Madistrophic is mostly made up of JMU students, it
allows students to reach out to
the Harrisonburg community
through events like Madistock.
“We want our artists to
broaden their fan base around
campus,” Galimidi said. “If they
do so through Madistrophic,

then I guess it’s a win-win for
both the artist and us.”
Madistrophic rests the
power in students’ hands,
providing members with
opportunities to work in the
business, marketing and web
aspects of the label.
“Musicians make music,
fans hear the music, and a
connection between the two
is created,” Galimidi said. “A
bridge must be made between
the artist and the listener in
order to hear their music.”
Contact Sandy Jolles at
jollessn@dukes.jmu.edu.

cabin | Hilarious and horrifying
from page 9

Ryan Freeland / The Breeze

Wood is an avid cyclist who rides 52 weeks a year. He also performs in his church as a pianist.
from page 9

(“Economic Episodes in
American History,” with
Mark Schug) and, for fun, I
write about the economics of
competition in NASCAR.

What’s the coolest
thing you did as a
20-something? I was

challenged to a fight by the
heavyweight champion
of the world. I did not
accept the challenge. [But]
seriously, I was working for
the Associated Press and
was sent to cover a news
conference by Muhammad
Ali in Louisville, Ky. The New
York sports desk wanted me
to ask a question about why
he had scheduled such an
easy opponent for his next
fight. I did, and his response
was “I’ll fight you. Come on.”
I was speechless. Later, I
heard that it was a standard
part of his news conferences
when he did not want to
answer a question.

What are your
hobbies? I’m a manic

cyclist. I ride 52 weeks a year.
Every year, I have a goal of
riding in subzero wind chills
and plus-100 heat indexes.
I am also the third-string
pianist at my church, the
Beaver Creek Church of the
Brethren. I love playing but I
need to practice more.

What personal
academic projects are
you working on? I have

a web comic, “academic
mice.” For relaxation, I draw
comic strips making fun of
the academic college scene. I
never lack for material.

What kind of
fieldwork do you do?

I’m the director of the Center
for Economic Education,
and in that capacity I get to
help area teachers with their
economic instruction. This
includes the opportunity
to do several awards
programs and recognitions

for outstanding teachers,
to publish lesson plans for
them, and occasionally to do
video work.

If you had to teach
another subject, what
would it be? It would be
the U.S. judiciary. I had the
opportunity to serve as an
expert witness in a federal
antitrust trial, and I was
fascinated by the process.
Also, I’m a long-time
amateur follower of the U.S.
Supreme Court. The Court’s
opinions in major cases are
surprisingly good reading.

What’s your funniest
teaching moment? In

1983, I received a note from
a student volunteering to
streak my class while holding
up a sign that showed an
important equation in
economics. I did not pursue
the opportunity.
CONTACT Laura Weeks at
breezearts@gmail.com.

gains significance as the
story evolves. It’s a tiny touch,
but there are 38,000 of them
in this elaborately clever
film. You know those creaky,
grinding giant gears that
appear in the promo before
Lionsgate’s horror offerings?
This time it actually means
something. That carpet of
blue-lit dry ice fog you’ve
seen in so many nighttime
fright scenes? You’ll never
look at it the same way.
It isn’t a spoiler to note that
there will be blood, but how
it’s spilled, and by whom,
and to what ends (and in
what remarkable quantities)
are classified top secret.
There is an epic amount of
hemoglobin in this film,
but it is splatter-shed with
festive energy, in service of
a ferociously clever idea.
The film is at once a homage
to popcorn hack-and-slash
yarns and an IQ 200 critique.
It isn’t just a “Scream”style dialogue with the
genre; the questions here
are intellectually ambitious,

Courtesty of MCT campus

From left: Fran Kranz, Chris Hemsworth and Anna Hutchison star in
“The Cabin in the Woods,” which premiered on Friday.

almost metaphysical. Why
does every culture have its
own tradition of scary stories?
Why do suffering characters
give us pleasure? And just
how powerful are the inner
demons our nightmare
scenarios appease?
But this is no abstruse essay
film. “Cabin” is a fiendishly
funny thriller. Sweet, hatchetfaced Kranz and a couple of
sublimely cast costars are in a
three-way tug-of-war to steal
the show, and Hemsworth
uses the heroic authority
he developed in “Thor”

to unexpected comedic
effect. The whole utterly
unpredictable story builds to
a giddy, gory climax delivered
in a riot of interlocking and
running gags.
I wish I could say that the
film operates at full power
throughout, but at the finale,
it sputters. The story slowly
reveals a satirical edge that
gives it political force, builds
thrill-ride momentum, then
hits a dead end. Still, like a
Formula 1 racer that blows its
engine as it crosses the finish
line, it’s a helluva show.

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cheer | ‘Never been more proud’

BCS system is bogus
By Blair Kerkhoff
McClatchy Newspapers

courtesy of carol wyatt

The National Cheerleading Association National Championships are held annualy. This year’s field
consisted of 17 teams, down from 10 in a preliminary competition on Thursday. Out of those teams,
JMU beat defending champ University of Texas- El Paso and second-place University of Michigan.
from front

sophomore.
Other top competitors at
this year’s championship were
Marshall University, Weatherford College and defending
champion, University of Texas
- El Paso. Senior Nick Harrison
was happy to watch and participate in heavy competition.
“Placing in the top spot of
Day 1, especially by such a
large margin, felt wonderful,”
Harrison said. “Yet we also
knew that that alone wouldn’t
win us a title. We knew at that
point the only team we had to
beat on Day 2 was ourselves,

and sure enough we came
through and did that as well.”
The competition field was
narrowed to 10 after Thursday’s preliminary competition.
Freshman Daniella Baird said
Michigan had a pretty solid
routine, but because its level of
difficulty was lower, JMU could
pull out the win. Routines are
judged on five different things:
partner stunts, pyramids, tosses, jumps and tumbling. The
harder the moves and the
more precision you execute,
the higher the score is. The
intermediate’s max score is in
the 8-9 point range.
The Dukes had a

homecoming welcome at 8
p.m. last night. Their season
will begin again in the fall
as they train to compete at
nationals again next year.
But for now, head coach
Kelly Moore is happy to just
relax and cherish the win for
the moment.
“These athletes have worked
incredibly hard for this, and
we are so thankful for everyone who has supported us,”
Moore said. “Never been
more proud to be a Duke.”
Contact Carleigh
Davis at breezesports@
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Hark, the sounds of spring
football: Coaches barking,
pads bashing, motorcycles
crashing.
If we’re finished rubbernecking at the wreckage of a
Harley and a coaching career
at Arkansas, it’s time to move
on to an issue with wider
impact in college football.
During the next couple of
months, the quiet and steady
progress of restructuring the
national championship will
come to a resolution.
“We’re getting down
to it,” said Bill Hancock,
executive director of the Bowl
Championship Series. “Pretty
soon, it’s going to be time
to make a decision, and I’m
confident the game will be
better for it.”
Coaches like the shamed
Bobby Petrino come and go,
but the idea of crowning a
college football champion
through what in all
likelihood will be a playoff
is revolutionary stuff for a
sport that kicked off 143 years
ago and largely identified its
champion through opinion
polls and computer rankings.
Last week, a position paper
surfaced that detailed the
most discussed options of
change among conference
commissioners. Those with
visions of eight- or 16-team
playoffs will be disappointed.
Let’s start with the option
that, from interviews, seems
to have the most traction:
a four-team event with
seeded semifinals and a
championship game.
This model works because
it satisfies the desire for
change without, traditionalists
believe, diminishing the value
of the regular season and
bowl games.
New school and old school
forging a new path. It sells.
The devil, as is his custom,
plunges his pitchfork into the
details.
Would the semifinals be
played in bowls, where the

bowl experience becomes a
business trip and fans of the
winning team would have to
travel twice?
Or would the semis be
contested on campus? The
smaller classifications make
it work, but Division I-A scale
is much different. National
semifinals would be the
second-largest productions
of a season, with enormous
attention from the news
media. BCS bowls and NCAA
Final Fours in large cities
can handle the congestion.
Could Manhattan, Kan.,
or Stillwater, Okla.? This
concern has been quietly
expressed.
Also discussed as a fourteam option would be
holding the semis and final
at neutral sites through a
bid process not branded as
bowl games. If this were a
PowerPoint presentation,
Cowboys Stadium and Jerry
Jones would fill the screen.
A piece of two of the
models may work best:
semifinals at bowl sites ...
winner could get an Orange
Bowl trophy like the AFC
champion hoists the Lamar
Hunt Trophy ... and the
finalists advance to the
bidded-out College Bowl
(OK, you come up with a
name).
Applying last year’s BCS
standings, the winners
between LSU-Stanford
and Alabama-Oklahoma
State would have met in a
championship.
Three other models for
determining a national
champion are offered in
the paper, and fall into two
categories: Not enough and
too much.
First are two ideas that
aren’t bold enough. One
thought is to stay the current
BCS course but eliminate
the limit of teams from one
conference and do away with
the automatic qualifiers that
have kept out higher-ranked
teams. The other thought
is the original “plus-one,”
selecting two teams after the

bowls.
The third model intends
to preserve the Rose Bowl.
The two highest-ranked
teams from the Big Ten and
Pac-12 would always play
in Pasadena, Calif., and if it
were part of a national-title
structure, fine. If not, fine.
The Rose Bowl was/is/
always will be special and
has survived the invasion
from Oklahoma, Texas and
TCU. The Granddaddy can
keep its Big Ten/Pac-12 game,
dropping in the standings for
a matchup if the champions
are involved in a four-team
playoff.
But if Oregon and
Wisconsin were top-four
teams, they ‘d have to line
up with the rest of college
football and engage in the
playoff. It doesn’t work
otherwise.
The commissioners have
talked about more than a
championship. Also on the
table are models to reshape
the highest-profile bowls,
with matchups determined
by a committee “with the aim
of providing the most evenly
matched and attractive
games that make geographic
sense for the participants.”
Five to 10 bowls would be
involved, and this would be
the postseason experience
for conference champions of
non-playoff participants plus
at-large teams.
BCS officials meet later
this month in Florida, but
Hancock said no action
would be taken on the
postseason format’s future.
Conference meetings in May
and June will bring university
presidents up to speed,
and a new college football
postseason world is expected
to be unveiled by July 1, to
become effective with the
2014 season.
It won’t arrive with the
suddenness of a motorcycle
crash, but change is coming.
An official close to the BCS
told me recently, “Don’t be
surprised if the BCS as we
know it goes away.”

Hall of Famer could
start coaching again
Larry Brown has eyes on Southern Methodist University
The Dallas Morning News

Hall of Fame coach Larry
Brown is finally in the mix at
Southern Methodist University, and it’s serious, according
to a source.
Brown, 71, said weeks ago
that he would be interested in
the job and is eager to get back
into coaching. His comments
came after the Dallas Morning
News first reported Brown’s
interest in SMU, according to
sources.
SMU is also taking a long
look at Marquette associate
head coach Tony Benford,
according to a source. Both
Brown and Benford could be
in town in coming days. North
Texas coach Johnny Jones is no
longer an option, as he accepted the LSU job Friday.
Pressure has been building
on SMU athletic director Steve
Orsini to make a hire. In the
month since SMU fired Matt
Doherty, the school has taken
shots at successful sitting head
coaches, including Marquette’s
Buzz Williams, Long Beach
State’s Dan Monson and Saint
Louis’ Rick Majerus, and struck
out.
Brown, who won an NBA
title with Detroit in 2004,
hasn’t coached since leading
the NBA’s Charlotte Bobcats in
2010. He hasn’t coached at the

college level since leading Kansas to the NCAA championship
in 1988.
He is the only coach to have
won NBA and NCAA titles.
“I just want to be a resource
in some way, or coach or be
involved — whether it’s as an
assistant, or head coach, or if
they want me to mentor somebody,” Brown told the Dallas
Morning News’ Brad Townsend
in late March of his desire to
coach again somewhere.
He also said at the time that
he was well-aware of SMU.
“SMU is a great school, it’s
going into the Big East and Dallas is a great market,” Brown
said.
Brown forged a 1,275-965
record as an ABA and NBA
coach. He led eight different
NBA franchises to the playoffs.
Because he has held so many
positions, many could speculate that he may not last long at
SMU. The school would likely
need a solid plan to present
the hire as more than a shortlived attempt at a quick fix.
SMU is trying to make a
splash hire with a move to the
Big East ahead in 2013. But the
program, which hasn’t made
the NCAA Tournament since
1993, has been a hard sell to
head coaches who already
have good jobs.
That’s in spite of a handful

of SMU boosters willing to
pay a multi-million dollar salary. Doherty made around
$500,000 and is being paid for
the final year of his contract
through the next season.
Brown reportedly had
turned down an opportunity
to coach Stanford in 2008.
Brown, in March, declined
to be specific, but did say he
had turned down a college
opportunity because, at the
time, his kids were at an age in
which moving them from Philadelphia would be difficult. He
said his kids are older now, so
that’s no longer an issue.
“I’m going to be doing
something in basketball,
whether it’s in the NBA as a
coach or a GM or an assistant,
whatever, or something in college. I don’t know what, but I
just feel like I need to stay on
and pass along what I’ve been
taught,” he said last month.
Benford, who played at
Texas Tech, has spent the last
five seasons at Marquette.
Other stops include time at
Nebraska, Arizona State and
New Mexico.
Benford happens to be the
nephew of Rob Evans, a former
head coach who has recently
worked as an assistant at TCU.
Evans played in college with
SMU president R. Gerald Turner at Lubbock Christian.

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other franchises leaving you
a significant income
COLLEGE STUDENTS! Taking time off from school?
Work for Student Services
Moving & Storage Co. $11$13/hr. Travel, tips & bonuses.
Apply online at www.studentservicesmoving.com.
Dance Instructor Positions for 2012-2013.
Experience/References required. Call-540-810-3631
or 433-7127

Looking for an Amazing Summer Job? Timber
Ridge Camp, a children’s
overnight camp in High View,
WV, still has several openings
for male and female counselors. All Room and Board
provided and competitive
salary’s. Spend the summer
doing the things you love
with children. Apply online
at www.trcamps.com or call
800-258-2267.