Prof: (walks in the room with everyone) Good news everyone! (falls asleep while standing)Fry: Come on! where's the good news?Bender: No Fry! You're mistakened. The professer is just walking and talking in his sleep.....again....

Prof: good news everyone! bill gates's head finally got sewed for creating his virus deflecter which deflected the virus onto slighty overweight chicks with low selfesteem and unibrows. Now who earned all their 900 billion dollars from building a virus delfector and wasted that money to build that virus deflector?

Leela: What? that makes no sense what so ever?

Prof: Yes! Precisly!

Bender: Hey fry, in your time, how was bill gates, was he still the low life apatimy of modern man

Good news, everyone! Today you're all going to Ebola 5, the disease planet! (why not go tomorrow?) Because tonight is the scientist convention, and I want you all to be alive! (sounds boring!) Oh my, yes.

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