I just got into a huge fight with a bitch at work yesterdayafter she started going off on another co-worker who had done nothing wrongexcept make the bitch look bad because she doesn't do her job and blames everyone else for it

I stepped up to the bitch and let her know exactly what I think of herand she kept saying, "I ain't afraid of you!"and I kept saying, "you should be." then she starts telling me how to do MY job and how she's going to get me fired. all I had to say to her was,"I've been here 24 years and you've been here 8 months. Guess who's going to win?"

I made her cry. today she has submitted her two weeks notice.the other co-worker knelt down in front of me and can't stop thanking me.

most people at work leave me alone and I get along with almost everyone. but there is a few people whom I would not mind just taking a massive shit in their gas tank. or just shit all over their windshield or something.

Same....I get on with pretty much everyone at work (just a couple I can't be bothered with)...we have a mufti day at work on Friday...I'm thinking of wearing a chicken suit just to add some humour to an otherwise dull work day

most people at work leave me alone and I get along with almost everyone. but there is a few people whom I would not mind just taking a massive shit in their gas tank. or just shit all over their windshield or something.

That'd hardly be very discreet or anonymous....Hiding shelfish under the seat in her car is a great trickIt slowly goes off and the stench gets worse and worse and they can't find what it is or where on earth it's coming from

That'd hardly be very discreet or anonymous....Hiding shelfish under the seat in her car is a great trickIt slowly goes off and the stench gets worse and worse and they can't find what it is or where on earth it's coming from

when my niece moved out of their house in Las Vegas last July(after the bank screwed them over for a year with re-fi and short sale BS)they opened a can of Spam and placed it inside a heating duct

UPDATE; the bitch crawled right up the boss' ass and talked him into taking her backshe came to me last week, all apologies and shit, acting like she's the victim in all of thisthe rest of us have a few things planned for her when she comes back to work this week

AVG you need to be the better person, bury the hatchet (figuratively speaking), and turn the other cheekI think when she turns up at work you should run up to her with arms out open, give her a hug, tell her you both made mistakes, suggest you start afresh and on a clean slate, and let's be friends

so, I was called in to work early by the GM and I get to my private office, which is connected to my boss' part of the buildingnobody knew I was there yet and I heard her bitching her head off about me to the bosstwisting things I had said and accusing me of things I never didso I very quietly opened the connecting door and leaned up against the doorframe behind herand the boss saw me and knew she hadn't yet and he yelled back at her, "Dont hold back, tell me what you really think of her!"so she started going off and as she looked away, he looked over at me and winked and after she really got going she turned around and saw me

now I know what apoplexy looks like

she was struck dumb, doing that 'oh no you didn't' dance and then she ran away and didn't come backshe was leaving for the day anyways, having adjusted her schedule to be there when I'm not.

my boss and I couldn't stop laughing about that the whole day, giving eachother this face and cracking up

sounds like some drama my wife used to have at her work. Someone was saying untrue things to get my wife in trouble but when they called her out on it she changed her story. Since everybody knew she was full of crap she ended up quiting.