The Beard Beanie is the Weirdest Way to Keep Your Face Warm

The Beard Beanie comes with a beard portion colored differently than the top of the hat to give the appearance of a real beard.

Someone sure had their thinking cap on when they thought of this one. I suppose if you are wearing a Beard Beanie because it is below freezing outside, it's okay. But if you are compensating for the inability to grow more than peach fuzz, then Houston, we have a problem.
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