Ray J Wrote a Crappy Song About Kim Kardashian

Ray J wrote a song called “I Hit It First,” a below-the-waist dig at Kim Kardashian complete with pixelated single art, to remind her of the sex tape they made in 2003.

“She might move on to rappers and ballplayers / But we all know I hit it first / I had her head going North and her ass going South / But now baby chose to go West / No matter where she goes or who she knows / She still belongs in my bed,” 32-year-old William “Ray J” Norwood sings.

I’m going to go ahead and guess that he didn’t actually take her virginity, and calling him the first “famous” guy to hit it is a stretch since his biggest claim to fame is a song that practically debuted in the 90’s.

And then there’s that connection to his sister Brandy, currently remembered for I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, being HIV positive in Tyler Perry movies, and running over pedestrians.