"Smith said Monday that he learned last week that someone had digitally pasted his head on the body of a nude man, but he doesn't know who did it. [...] Rep. Earnest Smith is cosponsoring House Bill 39, which would make such photo manipulation a misdemeanor with a $1,000 fine."

Serves you right, Senator Butthurt. American voters are a touch more offended by congressmen who stick titles of legitimate concern on the head of documents that rape and pillage the treasury with their partisan pork.

Get a sense of humor, hell, with all those photo-shops of Larry Craig in the bathroom scandal, you'd think he of all people would have said something. Nope, he took it like a champ./then went on with his life without letting said shoops bother him.

You are a public figure, cheesedick. You will be mocked and burned in effigy, and your little girl pigtail sensitivities will not be spared the humiliation. In fact, this calls for a special Photoshop competition to see how badly we can humiliate this humorless, freedom-hating, getting-a-pension-and-free-healthcare-for-life bastard.