December 23rd is coming and it will be time to pull out the aluminum pole again. Then we can all sit down and enjoy a nice meal and let everyone know how they disappointed us this year. It’s a wonderful holiday, and of course, it doesn’t end until you pin me.

You can celebrate both Christmas and Seinfeld by wearing a Happy Festivus shirt with a picture of a pole with incredible strength-to-weight ratio. It can be had for only $6, which could easily be called a Festivus miracle.