No pain, no gain

September 25, 2006

Starting Oct. 7, Six Flags Great America customers can eat a Madagascar hissing cockroach for a T-shirt and a flash pass, an express ticket for ride enthusiasts. After careful consideration, the Tempo Subcommittee on Hissing Cockroaches suggests these other stunts to make our lives even more interesting.

- Spend a day as Gov. Blagojevich's spokesman, and then get your driver's license renewed in 5 minutes.