QUARTET: Oh, Mr. Lord.
ALL 5: Play the barbershop chord
GUY from QUARTET: Mr. Jefferson Lord
VERONICA: Thomas Jefferson Lord
GUY from QUARTET: play that barbershop chord
VERONICA: play the barbershop chord
QUARTET: that soothing harmony
VERONICA: sweet harmony
ALL 5: makes a terrible, terrible, terrible
QUARTET: terr-boo-hoo-hoo-hoo (this is said while Veronica is still singing terrible)
VERONICA: hit with me.
QUARTET: Play that strain
VERONICA: Play that strain
QUARTET: just to please me again

VERONICA:
just to please me again.
'Cause, Mister, when you start that minor part,
I feel your fingers slippin' and a-grippin' my heart.