Tuesday, Mar 12, 2019

March 2019

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Panel 1
Greg: Ugh. I know getting older sucks, but do I have to spend my entire life being tired ALL the time?
Liz: Yes, because you spend your entire night snoring.

Panel 2
Greg: What? Seriously?
Liz: I have to wake you up a few times every night to tell you to roll over… none of this is ringing a bell?

Panel 3
Greg: I have no memory of any of this.
Greg: But wait - you’re saying you wake me up a few times every night! Maybe that’s why I’m always so tired!!
Liz: Maybe, except I usually wait until after you LEGIT JUST STOP BREATHING.

Panel 4
Greg: How are you JUST NOW bringing this to my attention?!
Liz: Greg, this isn’t even the first time we’ve had this conversation THIS MORNING.
Greg: God, I must be more tired than I thought.