Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton are precious

A very pregnant Helena Bonham Carter was spotted last night leaving Cipriani in London with her husband director Tim Burton. They look like street urchins that made a heroin-fueled escape from a production of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol.” Helena Bonham Carter seems to be amazed there’s a ground beneath her feet. While Tim Burton’s deep inside his brain trying to decide which is more awesome: stop-motion animation or Johnny Depp. Whichever one wins will be the kid’s name. Unless they go with “Gothy McGothicstein.”

I like them. Go for it. Two wierdos finding each other and making it work. they could be a long running Hollywood coupling. All these other assholes are getting together…they are a match made in heaven…or maybe hell…but either way, a good match!

What’s so shocking about this? She looks like a FGG (Fat Goth Girl…a subcultural icon by default). Is there a deficit of FGG’s these days? I think not. There were at least 20 of them in my graduating class. All she’s missing are the cuts up and down her arms.