FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Ed Finnerty:FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

KidneyStone:Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

What's this woman's name? My company is hiring people with no experience or aptitude for management positions. Starting salary is $500,000 a year plus you get the use of a private jet.Anyone with a $5,000 resume *must* be qualified for the job.

Ed Finnerty:KidneyStone: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Ed Finnerty:FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.

Ed Finnerty:KidneyStone: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.

She calls a spade a spade

ProTip: Neither expression has anything to do with race, genius.

No need to get uppity.

Oh, so you just assume all ghosts are white? Because that's what the white-dominated, white-owned media tells you?

Y'all saying that when colored folk pass, they can't come back as a spook to haunt y'all's racist crackity-cracka asses?

I am guessing she thinks the resume is worth $5000 because that is as much as she expected to make? She just had the one so she let the prospective employer read it then promptly asked for it back so she could show it to the next car wash manager.

WhippingBoy:What's this woman's name? My company is hiring people with no experience or aptitude for management positions. Starting salary is $500,000 a year plus you get the use of a private jet.Anyone with a $5,000 resume *must* be qualified for the job.

I have experience and aptitude for management positions: does this mean I'm overqualified?

Ed Finnerty:FTFA: When the deputy asked the woman if she knew anyone who might take the items, she said a ghost or spirit because the ghost of her mother often visits. However, she told the deputy she also occasionally sees a black spirit roaming near her home.

Nice.

This reminds me of that case where the two phantom Mexicans stole that woman's pickup truck with her kids in the back, then drove it into a lake.