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10/02/2010

CIA Escalates Campaign in Pakistan - WSJ.com

WASHINGTON—The U.S. military is secretly diverting aerial drones and weaponry from the Afghan battlefront to significantly expand the CIA's campaign against militants in their Pakistani havens.

The shift in strategic focus reflects the U.S. view that, with Pakistan's military unable or unwilling to do the job, more U.S. force against terrorist sanctuaries in Pakistan is now needed to turn around the struggling Afghan war effort across the border.

In recent months, the military has loaned Predator and Reaper drones to the Central Intelligence Agency to give the agency more firepower to target and bombard militants on the Afghan border.

The additional drones helped the CIA escalate the number of strikes in Pakistan in September. The agency averaged five strikes a week in September, up from an average of two to three per week. The Pentagon and CIA have ramped up their purchases of drones, but they aren't being built fast enough to meet the rapid rise in demand.

I was unaware that the CIA had the authority to declare war on behalf of the United States Congress.

Do you see the con yet? The CIA is the enforcement arm for bankers. In order for the CIA to launch drone attacks, they need to be able to point to an enemy that meets the legal definition described on whatever piece of paper. This is the "Long War" or the "War on Terror." It is a nebulous war of indeterminate length, waged in pursuit of enemies of no particular national origin. (That's the beauty of it. The enemy is who you need it to be now, in whatever territory you need to lob some missiles. That's why they keep talking about "white Al Qaeda" or "domestic extremiss." The CIA can't wait to begin lobbing missiles in the United States against their political adversaries.)

The CIA makes its own terriss, just like Osama bin Laden, a known CIA asset by the name of Tim Osman.

So the CIA gets to throw bombs and overthrow the United States government and rope the decent taxpayers of America into funding its endless wars --wars being, of course, just politics by other means.

And they have their Operation Mockingbird assets in the "news" media pollute everyone's minds with their filth about terriss.

Your nation no longer exists because of the CIA. If you're smart, you will shut it down and arrest, try, and execute its principals.

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