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Spanish Police Deny Massive Party Rumours

Spanish Police Deny Massive Party Rumours. The largest drugs haul of the year has prompted a strong denial from police that they are planning “a massive party”.

Spanish Police Deny Massive Party Rumours

Spanish police have recently seized a shipment of cocaine in Algeciras which weighed over 6 tonnes. A spokesman said that it was the largest drugs seizure of 2017 and that several officers would receive commendations. Since then, Costa Del Sol Update has heard from an insider that the force are planning “a massive party for Christmas“.

Seized Drugs Must Be Destroyed

The source told us that the police are required to destroy the shipment of drugs, but he added “technically putting it up your nose would destroy it, so that’s definitely an option”. The source went on to say “So far this year, we’ve seized huge amounts of alcohol, cigarettes, and now all this cocaine. We’re having a massive party for Christmas now.”

One of the Guardia Civil’s party planners is photographed carrying “fake snow” to the party venue. “It’s not cocaine” a representative said.

Strong Denial

Pablo Escofar is the spokesperson from the Department Of Issuing Strong Denials About Police Parties. He told Costa Del Sol update that “we strongly deny these unfounded rumours. It’s ridiculous. The whole world knows that the Spanish police are one of the most upright and trustworthy forces in the world”.

Celebrities Attending

Our man on the inside told us “Of course we’re denying it, but we’ve already invited loads of famous people. It’s going to be a white Christmas at Malaga police station. Kate Moss is coming for sure. Probably Johnny Depp too. We’re hoping that bloke off the X Factor with the stupid hair will come, he looks like fun. We can’t wait. We’re planning a raid on a few brothels as well, then we’ve got everything we need for our party”.

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Kate Moss is likely to attend the party which definitely isn’t happening.

Howard Marks lives in Benalmadena, though he comes from Birmingham. He is a member of Spanish National Interests Fuengirola Flexx. Howard says “I’m not from Birmingham, I’m from Sutton Coldfield. I think this is a disgrace. What kind of a message does this send out? We should be encouraging international trade, not seizing products and throwing parties.”

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