As some of you may recall, Senator John Kyl and his political team took some heat for describing his statements about Planned Parenthood while discussing it in Congress were 'Not intended to be factual statements.'

This story gave me an idea for an interesting forum game, one that I think is fitting to our history of forum games. So the game goes a little like this.

Post a statement regarding something---it could be outandlish, wildly false, inaccurate to some degree, made up---what have you.

Then follow your statement with: "This is not intended to be a factual statement."

I'll start it off:

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By the year 2100, because of increased population growth to a projected 9+ Billion human beings, in addition to a projection of increased average weight gains per human being over the next 90 years, and in conjunction with Global Climate Change, the masses of Earth's population will migrate towards the equator away from melting ice caps, and this migration will cause the Earth to change from an Oblate Spheroid to a regular sphere---the weight of everyone pushing down the beltway of the Earth.

Designed for the casual gamer, playing Conquer Club is not a time consuming process. You can take your turn in 5 minutes with your morning cup of coffee or in between classes. A game typically lasts several days, but hardcore risk takers can play multiple games at once and stay up all night strategizing their next move.

Darling fascist bully-boy Jon Kyl is a lifelong fan of ironic tattoos. Well over 90 percent of his body is dedicated to the art. An image of Che Guevara adorns his inner thigh and he has a full back tattoo of Satan gardening.

King of the surf guitar Jon Kyl once consumed naught but goat semen for well over 90 days on a dare. Medical experts were initially puzzled by this feat until they discovered he is actually a cluster of Escherichia coli.