Clois Articles

Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last day of school, I didn’t expect to see you.
Clark: I’m on lunch break.
Lois: Right, right. Because why would you do anything like any other normal teenager in America?

Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse.
Clark: You know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t you go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock.
Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, you knock yourself out.

#4.22 Commencement

Lois: Nightmare? So that’s what all this commotion is about?
Jonathan: Lois.
Lois: [To Clark] You know, if it makes you feel any better, I have them all the time. I had this one last week. Really scary. [She takes a pitcher out of the fridge] This, uh, guy wearing a red cape.
Clark: [Unimpressed] Oh, that sounds horrible, Lois.

Chloe: Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he’s having a hard time—
Lois: Again?
Clark: What do you mean again?
Lois: Well, at least this time you got clothes on.

Lois: Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I’m getting to be a pro at this. [To Clark] But you know what? You’re gonna have to put up with PB and J because that’s the extent of my culinary skills.

Lois: Looks like one more thing you don’t remember. You usually hide all those emotions. I came to ask if you were doing okay. But it looks like I got my answer.
Clark: My life is a complete void. How would you feel?
Lois: Oh, pity party. These are fun.
Clark: Look, Chloe’s very protective of me. I guess there’s a lot of people that I can’t trust.
Lois: And you can’t tell who they are. Look, you may not remember all the players on the board, but you can still play the game.
Clark: Are you gonna tell me how I’m supposed to do that?
Lois: Trust your gut. Like, what’s it say about me?

Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did you crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.

Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the Prom.
Lois: I am. [She comes down the stairs] And you’re taking me! I’m not going to let you sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It’s gonna be fun.
Clark: [Shaking his head] No, I’m not going.
Lois: Massive re-strategy. You’re going to your senior Prom whether you like it or not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.