Hey, Dude, could someone like, tell me how to get the twine in the back of the Desoto, because like, I'm having problems with that giraffe necked girl... I can't seem to click the "nude" button.

Skinkie

08-28-2003 02:01 AM

You have to click the green sqeezy sex toy icon on her

SyntheticGerbil

04-04-2008 03:18 PM

That didn't work.

Ray Jones

04-08-2008 05:40 PM

It didn't?

SyntheticGerbil

04-09-2008 02:41 AM

When am I going to win?!

Ray Jones

04-09-2008 05:58 AM

Go upstairs.

itchythesamurai

04-17-2008 06:42 PM

I thought all you had to do was type "win," but some people consider that to be cheating.

Shmargin

05-28-2008 05:14 PM

I replied to every other forum topic today, why not this one?

Ray Jones

05-28-2008 06:28 PM

you sir, smell of wee and poo

SyntheticGerbil

05-28-2008 11:44 PM

I went upstairs. They don't go upstairs.

itchythesamurai

05-28-2008 11:55 PM

Well, you see, there's actually an elevator over there. I missed it the first few times too.

SyntheticGerbil

05-29-2008 03:05 AM

Where are the buttons to work the elevator? How come when I go inside it takes me to an abortion clinic?!

itchythesamurai

05-30-2008 06:58 AM

I think I know what your problem is, Sean. You're watching Juno instead of playing Hit the Road. I'm finding that this is happening to more and more people as time goes on.

SyntheticGerbil

05-30-2008 09:11 AM

How do I stop the movie?

itchythesamurai

05-30-2008 09:50 AM

Kill it with fire.

SyntheticGerbil

05-30-2008 01:02 PM

I only have some wood and gunpowder, how do I create fire without killing myself and having to load a saved game?

itchythesamurai

06-01-2008 01:35 AM

You have to break open the telescope and use the lens with the sun on the gunpowder. Duh!

SyntheticGerbil

06-01-2008 01:08 PM

That worked but I don't think it accomplished anything. I caused the dam to break open but it didn't fix the problem at hand, just put running water in the area.

itchythesamurai

06-04-2008 01:48 AM

Did you check on the guy who accidentally hung himself trying to set up a swing?

SyntheticGerbil

06-04-2008 04:02 AM

When I try to check the guy, Max complains he has to go to the bathroom, which if I don't ask the clerk soon enough, he pees down the corpse's neckhole.

Shmargin

06-06-2008 12:05 AM

I think you have to use the bigfoot hair on the dead guy before max pees.

SyntheticGerbil

06-06-2008 04:58 AM

Well I already used the hair to disguise my pubes as Conroy Bumpus!

itchythesamurai

06-06-2008 11:51 AM

Well you're going to have to go into the console now and duplicate the wig. It's the only workaround until they make a patch for it.

SyntheticGerbil

06-06-2008 02:19 PM

Which console? The Sega 32x?

itchythesamurai

06-12-2008 06:40 AM

Forget that, man. Sega Saturn is the only real choice.

SyntheticGerbil

06-12-2008 01:41 PM

I don't even remember what game I was playing or why I was trying to beat it.

itchythesamurai

06-14-2008 09:59 AM

I think you were playing "Try to Keep the Sam & Max Forums Alive." No one ever really wins, but sometimes you manage to scrape by.

SyntheticGerbil

06-15-2008 05:20 PM

Yeah, that game is hard. Leveling up takes forever.

itchythesamurai

06-16-2008 08:19 PM

Yeah, seriously. I think it might be glitched, you should be moderator by now.

SyntheticGerbil

06-17-2008 11:24 AM

Haha, I think I had that once but I lost my saved game for it. I must have corrupted the file by going through every active thread and editing people's posts to have completely different conversations than originally written amongst eachother.