Saturday, July 18, 2009

COWBOY HOT PLATE.

Et Tu?

George Stephanopoulos with purple two pound weights versus Yahweh with double helix in lavatory. Coming soon: "Senior Advisor Xbox 360 -- Second Term." Got joystick? Then you, too, can manipulate little avatar Stephanopoulos as he jettisons himself from the administration. "I ditch this appointment, Mr. Prez, that made possible my career, in order to mutilate your legacy." George Stephanopoulos with mobile device versus heckler with obscene gesture in specialty doughnut shoppe. Work them little two pound weights, up Wisconsin, down Wisconsin, one of the President's men. Little avatar Stephanopoulos reports from the poof of talcum mishap. Little avatar reports from the gastropod. "Senior Advisor Xbox 360 -- Second Term" comes complete with Scratch 'n' Sniff ethnic aromas and ceremonial beanie. Yahweh with double helix versus heckler with obscene gesture in lavatory of specialty doughnut shoppe. George Stephanopoulos in patriotic cape and tights, with giant blue "A" on his chest. He sings: "ACUMEN!" Faster than a speeding filibuster (!) -- More powerful than a poontang scandal (!) -- Able to leap constitutional crises in a single resignation (!) -- "ACUMEN!"

Like, hello Geopolos. Like, this is funnyt. I won't even attempt to spell this guy's name but DAVE says he's a putz. DAVE says that. I imagine him versus Yahweh in a lavatory witha two pound waits versus the double hjelix. This made my day. Seriously. I who am on hiatus in AGH!@ i can't type Ariznoa. Agh! GINA!

There is still a tentacle in the Thai Chef sushi area. It's been there for a couple years. The same tentacle. Well, I mean -- a chunk or a segment of it. You figure -- if you're a tentacled creature, you're pretty safe, all things considered, but then your tentacle winds up in the Thai Chef sushi area. Someone orders "tentacle" along with "California roll." It's not right. I tell you it's not right! ----------BA

APPEARANCES WITH HETERODYNE IMPROVISATIONAL MUSIC PROJECT

I have appeared several times (as “Words”) with the Heterodyne improvisational music project, which is led by Maria Shesiuk and Ted Zook. Other performers have included Sarah Hughes, Leah Gage, Doug Kallmeyer, Bob Boilen, Sam Lohman, Amanda Huron, and Patrick Whitehead. Here are three free sample recordings, each about 30 minutes long, available on Soundcloud: