peepshow toys

Any past readers will remember how loyal I am to my favourite lube, and how hard it is for me to stray. So when I unwrapped The Butters from Peepshow Toys, I was delightfully perplexed with every aspect of it.

I received two varieties; the first is the original lube and moisturizer with aloe vera and shea butter (yellow label), and the second is made with raw honey and cocoa butter (orange label). Honey & cocoa butter costs a few bucks extra, but is safer for those with allergies to soy or wanting to avoid palm oils, as both are found in the original aloe vera and shea butter formula. Both are heavily moisturizing, but both are like, well, butter.

Go back to my earlier days of Twitter and you’ll see one Tweet of desperation – “my world for a Fun Factory Bouncer”. I don’t know what it was, I wasn’t even particularly into dildos at the time, and I had only just recently become acquainted with Fun Factory. I’d just never seen anything like it – like kegel balls for fucking!

The Bouncer by Fun Factory has the unique feature of rotating weights within a dildo, where each bulge along the shaft contains a weight that shakes with the movements of the dildo (perhaps you’ve heard the Bouncer referred to as “the shake weight of dildos”). Its flat base works remarkably well as a short-term suction cup, as well as making it suitable for anal use; I can’t say I’ve tried it as such, but with the smooth waves formed in matte silicone, I can imagine it would feel pretty great. The Bouncer also has the unique feature of COMING IN RED. I mean yes, they also come in the other predictable colours of black and pink, but… red!