hee-hee ahh these young kids today....cannot understand why they hafto stay out all night chasin prissy, gettin drunk, etc....wait aminute, how the hell did I become so old??? Oh I know! I got [b]MARRIED[/b] Chain, ball, jail. ok now I understand.

Roll up toilet paper and stick in his nostrils!!
That will quieten him down!
Lynn [:D]

"...One Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."“War, like most other things, is a science to be acquired and perfected by diligence, by perseverance, by time, and by practice.” Alexa

I bet he would be rather suprised to wake up to find a note stuck to his monitor saying "YOU'RE FIRED!" then sign the bosses name. Then call his extension to wake him up. It would probably accomplish the same effect as the warm bowl of water.
Brian