Instant Underpants

When you find yourself in a stinky sticky situation, the first thing you must do is not panic. It doesn’t matter anymore how you got your underpants wet (or worse, how you soiled them.) The thing to do right now is find a solution. If you’re lucky, you’ve got either the Uh-Oh Emergency Underpants or a tin of these Instant Underpants in your bag. If you’re not, then you might have to endure the discomfort (and the shame–oh, the shame) for a while longer.

Instant Underpants are underpants packed tightly in a tin. Just drop the entire thing in some water when you need it, and watch it slowly expand and transform into underwear that you can wear–within a matter of minutes.

Instant Underpants

More than once you might have found yourself missing some fresh underpants handy. To prevent this from happening again, let us introduce you the Instant Underpants; you can carry them at all times with you as they come conveniently compressed into a compact pellet in a tin, they take not much room at all and they are very lightweight.

The underpants loosen up and take shape when you soak the pellet in water. It will take you just a few minutes to get ready to enjoy clean and fresh male underwear.

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