I have obtained, at the cost of several brave men’s lives (who will be memorialized CIA fashion with simple gold stars placed in the foyer of the HOUSE)a bloodstained copy of the new Kerry campaign ad attacking President Bush.

WARNING: DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT, PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

PRESIDENT BUSH HAS A PLAN TO MURDER MILLIONS OF SENIOR CITIZENS BY THROWING THEM OFF THE SOCIAL SECURITY ROLLS AND BANNING THE USE OF METAMUSIL.

(CLOSEUP): Dog starts to growl menacingly. Voice over:

PRESIDENT BUSH WANTS TO DRAFT YOU INTO THE ARMY AND TAKE AWAY YOUR X-BOX.

(CLOSEUP): Dog barks loudly twice…continues growling. Voice over.

PRESIDENT BUSH WENT TO WAR IN IRAQ TO DISTRACT AMERICANS SO THAT HE CAN TEAR UP THE CONSTITUTION, SET UP A MILITARY DICTATORSHIP, AND FORCE FEED BABIES MILK CONTAMINATED WITH ANIMAL GROWTH HORMONES.

(CLOSEUP): Dog bares teeth…saliva drips out of the corner of its mouth…growls get more menacing. Voice over:

PRESIDENT BUSH ALLOWED THE SAUDI ROYAL FAMILY TO USE THE WHITE HOUSE SWIMMING POOL JUST 2 DAYS AFTER 9/11.

(EXTREME CLOSEUP): Dog’s lips are curled in a terrifying snarl…saliva pours from its mouth…hair on dog’s neck and back standing on end. Dog is ready to attack. Voice over:

PRESIDENT BUSH IS…A…CHRISTIAN!

(MEDIUM SHOT): Dog leaps and savagely attacks a George Bush lookalike grasping his teeth around the faux Bush’s throat and takes him to the ground. (Background noise of dog attack) Voice over:

JOHN KERRY WILL GRAB CHRISTIANS BY THE THROAT AND WON’T LET GO TO GET A BETTER GRIP. ELECT JOHN KERRY.

(SCREENSHOT): Block Letters: “If it was good enough for the Romans, it’s good enough for us!

(Voice): I’m John Kerry and I approved this message.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING NOT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:...

A very interesting exchange between Lawrence O’Donnell and Pat Buchanan, subbing for Joe Scarborough last Thursday night. O’Donnell not only managed to insult Christians (and anybody with even a smidgen of belief in God) but also tried to overturn three hundred years of western thought on the natural rights of man.

Here’s O’Donnell on “Bush’s God.”

O‘DONNELL: Well, but most Americans do not have that kind of simpleminded faith.

George Bush‘s God is a very strange God. This is a God who wants everyone to be free. That‘s a very, very peculiarly frustrated God. That is a God that has been apparently frustrated for centuries in George Bush‘s imagination.

BUCHANAN: Ever since the Garden of Eden.

O‘DONNELL: Well, this is a God—this is also a God who gives the gift of freedom. He says that‘s a gift from the almighty, that the Afghan people got this gift from the almighty this year.

What was George Bush‘s God doing to those people up to now? You see, that‘s the problem with this. For very simpleminded religious people, that stuff works. That is a minority of the American population, who have a more sophisticated view of God, those who accept it…”

For O’Donnell, a supposedly learned man to not recognize the “natural rights” argument for God creating man to be free is breathtakingly ignorant. Hey Moonbat! Remember this one?

“We hold these truths to be self evident. That all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…”

Without this argument, there might not have been a United States of America.

The entire rationale for self-governance is that people are BORN with certain freedoms. It is governments, created by MAN that curtails those freedoms. Ever since the 18th Century, Europeans like Rousseau getting a look at native Americans and native Africans existing free in a “natural” state, Euro-philosophers accepted the idea that man, born into a state of natural freedom, was given this gift by a deity.

Read what monkey brain O’Donnell says about prayer:

BUCHANAN: Now, Lawrence, do you have a problem with the fact that this guy falls on his knees and prays to God Almighty to do the right thing before he invades Iraq?

O‘DONNELL: Absolutely. He should not do any praying about going to

war, none. It has nothing to do with going to war. It has no place in

going to war…

Father O’Donnell, after first dissing those with “simple minded beliefs” (as opposed to the moonbat “sophisticated” notion of God) now goes on to lecture the President on when he should pray!

I didn’t see the show on Thursday night, but I caught the Friday night show where the above quote came from. O’Donnell was forced to come back on Friday after MSNBC got thousands of e-mails complaining about the moonbat’s comments.