So the media is gleefully giving us grief,‘Bout what they’re misconstruing as “Christian belief.”The real End Times hysterics, are those convinced thatThe Mark of the Beast is…a red baseball hat.

It’s hard not to feel for the poor darlings, though.After all, they saw their savior come—and then go,And the miracles wrought by his phone and his penAre undone. No wonder they feel “Left Behind”, then.

I suspect they wish we WOULD sail into the sky,But in vain do they hope, and in vain prophesy…I see my kids nestled in bed and I smile.Sorry, folks; but I think we’ll be here quite a while.