If you were to picture the perfect factory Fiero what might that look like? An ’88 with the uprated suspension? V6 power and a five-speed stick? Maybe the T-tops to let the sun shine in? Well, you just described today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe car. Now let’s see if it’s also perfectly priced.

Remember that insane Lancia/Jeep-looking off-road Pontiac Fiero conversion we found called the "Jalapeno?" Of course you do, which is why I dragged my ass all the way to Phoenix, Arizona to meet the man who makes them.

Remember that insane Lancia/Jeep-looking off-road Pontiac Fiero conversion we found called the "Jalapeno?" Of course you do, which is why I dragged my ass all the way to Phoenix, Arizona to meet the man who makes them.

Sadly, in its stock incarnation Pontiac’s Fiero just doesn’t seem to get any respect. Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe custom is a prime example of that fact, but will you find its price to be respectable?

Like Rodney Dangerfield, Pontiac's Fiero never seemed to get any respect. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Canadian Fauxrarri isn't going to change that, but does this one at least come with a price that's respectable?

Plenty of boys begin lusting after cars at an early age, ready either to dive into a project car or a brand new performance car (depending upon levels of means and motivation). But you don't often hear about those Mona Lisa Vito gals so into cars they can do everything from rebuilding V8 engines to distinguishing the…

Last August, Houston Police pulled a Pontiac Fiero out of a 22-year slumber in the city's reservoir. Now it's up for sale. The Houston Art Car Parade is less than three months away. I think you see where this is going.

It's been a long, arduous three years since V8 Archie kicked off his Pontiac Fiero-based Lamborghini Miura replica project, and hell if he's not all done with it. Risking cries of vehicular blasphemy, we say this thing looks damn good.

This week's Top Gear USA challenge will be to prove to GM they should bring back one of these Old GM products: Buick Roadmaster, Pontiac Fiero, or Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. We're voting Roadmaster because, you know, Buick still exists.

The Lamborghini Diablo is one sexy beast, and may even act as an automotive aphrodisiac. While today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe contender isn't the real deal, neither is its price, but does that make it more of a roofie?