Brady won’t have much time
When he has the ball
Osi up the middle
He’s going to get mauled!
Deep receivers hard to find
Another drive is stalled
Justin Tuck up the gut
To knock him to knock him off his Uggs!

If Brady don’t do well
He can still smash out Gisele
And that hot body!

Hey Jets fans, I have good news
One of these teams has to lose
And no more Schotty!

CHORUS X3

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