WAGs of the 2010 MLB League Championship Series

If you ask a group of professional ball players why they play the game they call a job, they might say it’s their passion or their livelihood – they just love the sport. But, in all honesty, 99.9% of those dudes put on the cleats for the cleat chasers. Hot girls are drawn to professional athletes like Snooki is to a pickle. Need proof? Just take a look at the wives and girlfriends (WAGs) of the teams in this year’s League Championship Series. We wanna spank the Yankees WAGs, get randy with the Rangers WAGs, fool around with the Phillies WAGS, and “hold hands” with the WAGS from San Fran. What about you?

Best known for her role on The CW sitcom, Reba, Joanna Garcia was born in classy Tampa, Florida to a Spanish-American mother and a Cuban-Gynochologist father. She got her big break while attending Catholic high school, when Nickelodeon discovered her, and gave her a two-season stint on Are You Afraid of the Dark?

If any one of us ever got to hook up with a chick like Minka Kelly, we could die happy – no regrets. But for professional ass-getter, Derek Jeter, smokin’ hotties are just a way of life. If you don’t already know his latest muse, Minka Kelly, the beautiful brunette is best known for her role on the series “Friday Night Lights.” Ever wonder what their kid would look like? Let us show you!

MILF-y brunette Laura Posada isn’t just your average arm candy. The Puerto Rican hottie has a law degree from Loyola University in New Orleans. She’s written her own book. Like, she actually wrote a book, not some ghostwriter, like Sarah Palin has. And she spends the majority of her time managing the Jorge Posada Foundation, which raises money and awareness for Craniosynostosis (yes, that’s a real word).

Erin’s a Bentley ’07 grad from Medfield, Massachusetts who married the Yankees young relief pitcher in January 2009. Fun fact – David earned the nickname, “Houdini” for a pair of impressive pitching performances in the 2009 ALDS. I wonder if he ever tried to pull the Houdini on Erin. That’s probably how he proposed to her. Question is who stepped in for him? Our money’s on Joba.

Misty’s a professional volleyball player who won the gold medal with teammate Kerri Walsh at the 2004 and 2008 Summer Olympics. At one point she won 112 consecutive matches. She began dating Matt in January 2004, then got engaged two months later then married 8 months after that. Talk about bringin’ the heat, even Rickey Henderson’s like, “Whoa, that was fast.” She shares a tattoo with her husband that is of an M-squared. She also has a tat of the roman numeral V for her “friendship” with Jason Kidd. Yeah, okay. Watch out, Matt!

Derek made his debut in April 2009 and spent the majority of the 2010 season down at Triple-A, but he doesn’t have to worry about the level of T&A. His girl is a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader who loves the Lord – her favorite book is The Bible, she loves Christian music, and her #1 priority in life is her Christian faith. Jesus Christ, even God’s like, “Damn, girl. Back up off deez nuts!”

Dom’s a South African model who most recently appeared in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She started modeling at age 14 and has been on the covers of GQ, Cosmopolitan, and Shape magazines. She was also featured in Ralph Lauren’s Chaps Denim ad campaign. CJ’s a devoted Taoist who’s “straight edge” meaning he abstains from booze, drugs, and promiscuous sex. We probably wouldn’t like to hang out with him, but super hot models do. Hmm.

In 2005, Elvis signed a six figure contract at the age of 16. He now has a full figured girl in Gisel Hererra. Previous shortstop Michael Young moved to third to make room for Elvis who was later selected to the 2010 All-Star team. He’s the 10th player in major league history to steal 20 bases under the age of 21. Not much is known about Gisel other than she likes Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, and Will Smith – three celebrities who are certifiably insane. Hey, Elvis, we’re hoping you don’t end up like Steve McNair, dude.

There are a few things you should know about Heidi Strobel Hamels. First of all, this fiery-hot blonde bombshell appeared on the reality show, Survivor, and once stripped off her clothes for peanut butter and Oreos. Second, she’s appeared on the cover of Playboy, showing off 99-percent of her lovely bits and pieces in the magazine. Third, she is currently getting her masters in physical education. So yes, she will be the hottest gym teacher in America.

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Erin Romero (JC Romero)

Yeah, so Erin Romero might be super cute. But it’s all her fault that JC was busted for having androstenedione in his system. See, wife Erin is a super fitness nut. She’s so much of a fitness nut, she convinced her pro-baller husband to go on a regimen of dietary supplements, which he claims were at fault when he tested positive for steroids. So, way to go, Erin. Way to go…

Along with Heidi Strobel, the extra sexy stunner, Stephenie Lagrossa was also on the show Survivor, having appeared on both Survivor: Palau and Survivor: Guatemala. In fact, she was one of the show’s most popular players of all time. She now works for the radio station WRDW-FM, and is part-owner of GIGI Restaurant & Lounge in Philadelphia.

The only thing we know about Jennifer Utley (other than how smokin’ hot she is) is that she LOVES dogs. We mean, she really loves dogs. Like, there are only a few pictures out there where she’s not holding a dog or a puppy. She carries puppies around like a purse. Hey, puppy purse! New business idea! Step one, buy a crap load of puppies and zippers. Step two…(click thumbnail to see full image)

Former Phillies and Rays outfielder Pat Burrell slept with porn star Sophia Rossi who went on the Howard Stern Show in March of 2009 and said Pat was “immature”. She’s also been with Tommy Lee, so, when she calls Pat “immature” we can only assume he has a baby penis. Let’s be honest, though, it’s damn near impossible to impress a porn star. Unless you’re Tommy Lee.

Michelle’s like Sophia’s polar opposite – a natural brunette with down home girl next door appeal. Who knows if she has the kind of bedroom skills Sophia has – our guess is no. But, since Pat apparently has a baby penis she doesn’t need to be that talented.

Mark signed a 2-year contract with the Giants in December 2009 and has been in a slump ever since. He underwent surgery on his banged up wrist for the second time and is out for the rest of the season. That should give him plenty of time to ravage his wife, a former model who must’ve burned her entire portfolio because we only found a select few pics. She may or may not have placed in the Miss Texas pageant in 1999.

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Allissa Sanchez (Freddy Sanchez)

Freddy’s a three-time All-Star who was traded to the Giants from the Pirates in July 2009. He was the 2006 National League batting champ and also led the NL in doubles that year. He doesn’t drop many bombs, but as a middle infielder he’s not really expected to. His wife, on the other hand, has bombs, so it all works out in the end.

TheDirty.com posted pics of Ari hanging with Barry in late August 2010. Luckily for us, an insider revealed her full name and it was off to Facebook we went. There we were pleasantly surprised to find a plethora of purdy pics. The ASU ’09 grad also happens to be a model. Originally from Arizona, she now lives in Pacific Beach, CA. Maybe she’s the reason Barry’s not on the active roster? We’d call in sick, too.