Update: my apologies for the lack of updates and responses. I barely use the computer nowadays. People to do, things to meet. I'll be back very soon, though. Have a nice day, everyone!!

Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress. ~D.H. Mondfleur

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. ~Rudyard Kipling

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. ~Mark Twain

Message: all screenshots for old posts are lost because my account was deleted. I don't really have the time nor energy to re-do them all. I suppose you'll have to do without the caps for the time being. Thank you for your understanding.

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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. ~Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, the husband of Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom

Samantha Ferris is a very hygiene conscious whore!! She washes her man's flute before playing it.By the way, on the subject of BJ, if your girlfriend/partner's oral skill leaves a lot to desire, add this site to her Bookmarks ;)

Did you know prostitution is actually condoned by the Bible? Check this out, yo!

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found, Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver...." (The Bible - Deuteronomy 22:28,29)Take a look at this page. Taken out of context, the Bible can be pretty darn funny!!

The Ranch (2004) was originally meant to be a pilot for a new TV show. Inserting quote from Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction:

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. The Ranch was one of the ones that became nothing.

Well, it didn't really become nothing, because the producers wanted to make some money so they released this pilot as a "movie" on DVD. The result is a sometimes erection-provoking film about some prostitutes working in a brothel. I wish I could tell you more about this film but if I did I would be lying, because...shit, I've got tons of other more interesting movies to waste my time on than this.

Nudity and sex: pretty good overall. Check out the nudity guide at Mr.Skin.