PemberDucky

Turken wrote:totally don't understand the big deal...people acting like it's something new and exotic. it's a plastic ****. we had them years ago when we were kids...just called it what it was -- a big plastic *******. extended periods of blowing on...nuts back then, too.

something like that.

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no1

Turken wrote:should probably look into getting it tightened up, maybe some lube too. that's one thing people rarely remember to do. or, they use the wrong kind and make it worse. When everything is right, it should be quick and easy (and quiet) to get it up regardless of whether you use mechanical or manual means.

faughtey

bassanimation wrote: I literally run in horror at the sight of them, making ape noises and swatting at my own hair and face.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

faughtey

haku wrote:sex with furniture is just wrong, bring back the w00t monkeys !

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

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