Zorbie

Finally that day had come where the fate of the team yoyo had to be realised. No one knew when it would come except “The Man…” Michael Mills codenamed Mike. We got told by our trusted leader Pascal Marot that it was a big surprise and indeed it was a big surprise. It was one that would make us weak in the knees and yes that surprise was flattery(flat on our faces that was…). Our surprise was a predator… an enemy to society. Even when it was an enemy to society, nature embraced and took it in even when we rejected it. Mike Mills the compassionate “Man” didn’t like the idea of rejection so he decided that it needed to be cleansed of all its infirmities and potential diseases which nature gladly embraced and used for the good of the society. Many will refer to it as the black box that holds all of man’s dirt and waste but I call it Zorbie AKA Zorbit Environmental. This is a grease trap that holds all of the grease that comes from washing dishes and etc. By the way just in case you were wondering, we cleaned it. It smells like the kind of deodorant that a sewage pipe would wear but the only difference is that it’s a diluted smell.

Author – Peter Puata

The team were all smiles (bearing in mind that zorbie still lay dormant, bottom right...)

As they lifted the lid off pandora's box, the atmosphere changed immediately (this is clearly seen by the expression on thier faces...)

They came, they saw..... and they passed out cold!

A quick round of smelling salts & a few therapy sessions later, they were ready to conquer their inner demon & its filthy stench