:DOLLY PARTON RAPS:

The novelty of old people using slang wore off a long time ago but recent events tell me that it's not over just yet. Here's a clip of Dolly Parton rapping on the Queen Latifah talk show. Although I'm a fan of Partons old music I have to say mutton and lamb do come to mind. She looks a bit like a withered sheep whose been fed loads of stuff and made to perform like she's dancing for her dinner. Watch her rap diss on Latifah and god daughter Miley Cyrus below. £10 says she'll be signed to Cash Money by the end of the month.