Sunday, 29 May 2016

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep!
We'll clean this room just like a... sheep? Creep? Jeep? Do ponies even have jeeps?

Oh, hello there. Don't mind me, I'm just working on the Next Big Thing in dance music! DJ Pon-3 herself will be playing it nonstop in her performances! I'm just waiting for her to return my calls, which she'll do any day now! Yep, any day now...

Well, I need to get back to work on my Epic Dance Ballad, so... wait, what are you laughing at? Nothing? Uhh, okay. At any rate, in the mean time, feel free to take a look at the various creations in the gallery below. Perhaps you'll bear witness to another epic creation, though certainly not as epic as my own...

Okay, seriously. Why do you keep bursting into laughter?

Gallery for Week 257

01. Speedy526745Cleaning up a giant mess, still may cause some distress. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Eye of Needle, Tongue of Shoe, Hand of Clock that points at two,
Neck of Bottle, Tail of Coat, err... Whiskers from a Billy Goat!

Boom!

*cough* *wheeze...* Ugh. I think those 'Billy Goat Whiskers' were actually Alley Cat Whiskers. I hate it when I get those mixed up. Perhaps I should ask Twilight to organize and label all this stuff for me. It would certainly reduce my alchemical lab repair expenditures.

At any rate, while I deal with this mess, you guys should check out what everypony else has been cooking up. Their results have been less... incendiary than mine.

Gallery for Week 256

01. Speedy526745Some ponies just love to bake, taking random things to make a cake. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 15 May 2016

Hey! What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a blimp? Wait, isn't that... uh oh! TAKE COVER!!

*Kay-Rash!*

Ooh, that's gotta hurt! Ever since Rainbow Dash was moved off their Reserve List, the Wonderbolt shows have become a bit more... well, let's just say that it's a good thing Ponyville's construction teams are so experienced, due to repairing the damage from past monster and villain attacks.

But still, I doubt Rarity is going to be happy about the damage to her Boutique. Seriously, the errant pegasus crashed right through her front window and careened straight into her newly-released Summer Chic line! Well, I guess it's true: Rainbow Dash always crashes in style!

And on that note, I shall now direct you to this week's gallery, featuring several other ponies who may or may not have crashed in style.

Gallery for Week 255

01. Speedy526745Just because you're rampaging through a city doesn't mean you can't look pretty. - fetchbeer

02. Vaser888Boxes always get in the way, especially during rough horseplay. - fetchbeer

Sunday, 8 May 2016

Sometimes, a pony needs to work alone. They might be handling a small task that doesn't require more than one worker; too many cooks spoil the soup, as they say. Or perhaps they're the only one present who can handle the job. This could be the result of other workers being sick, or perhaps away on vacation. Or it could be that this one pony is the only wizard in all of Equestria that knows how to safely dissipate the Harmonic Dissonance Emanations left behind by Discord's bout of the Blue Flue.

But for many ponies, having an assistant makes the task at hand considerably easier. Farmers need stout ponies to aid with planting, and later harvesting, the crops. Captains need deckhands to raise the sails and watch for land. Generals need fast messengers to relay commands to the troops. Even that previously-mentioned Wizard will appreciate having an apprentice around who can tell the difference between an alembic and a retort, and thus will not fetch the first when the wizard asked for the second.

Thus, this week we celebrate the assistants, co-workers, apprentices, and followers, without whom completing many tasks would not be possible!

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Okay, okay, fine. No more jokes. Jeez, tough crowd. Well, no jokes from me, at least. After all, comedy is the theme for this week. So get ready for a lot more jokes this evening! We've got a full slate of comedians ready to regale you with rib-ticklers of all sorts. And if they're bad ones, then just remember that I'm not the one on stage. So don't throw your tomatoes at me.

Oh, and just to reassure you all, we made sure that Discord never found out about this event, so there won't be any eldritch 'friends' around tonight. But we've got every mental health professional in this half of Equestria on hoof, just to be on the safe side.