What happened when our sketch writer, Ann Treneman, became a fashionista during a job-swap with Vogue’s deputy editor

When I told colleagues that Vogue had asked me to do a job swap and
“sketch” the shows during London Fashion Week, they asked me only one
question.

“What,” they demanded, “are you going to wear?” I looked at them, puzzled.
“Clothes,” I said.

At which point they fixed me a look that was a mix of pity and incredulity. I
ignored them. Yes, I was going to the shows — which I’ve always wanted to
see or, as they say, experience — but I couldn’t imagine that it mattered
what I would wear. Obviously it mattered what others wore — fashion editors,