For those of you who don't know,
Burning Man is this giant
festival out in the middle of the desert where people build gigantic
art installations, and then burn them at the end of the week. It's
held on a dry lake bed, which is an incredibly hostile and unforgiving
natural environment. The week before Labor
Day, a city of 30,000+ crazy people springs up overnight, and then
vanishes.

It's really pretty neat.

However, the corporation that owns and controls the event is
incredibly hypocritical. So much so that I won't give them my money
any more.

I went to the event for three consecutive years. In 2001, my
friend rzr_grl registered as a
"pro photographer". You see, the Burning Man Corporation allows
"personal use" photography, but if you are a "professional" (whatever
that means), or if you record video even for personal use, they insist
that you register with them.

And so, she got to see a copy of the printed Burning Man Media Kit,
which, taken in conjunction with the
contract they make photographers
sign, was possibly the most hypocritical pairing I've seen. The
Burning Man organization presents itself as this spontaneous community
effort, with everybody sharing and nobody in charge, and yet, their
legal attitude is, "if you take a photo on the playa, we own it, and
get to tell you when and where and how it can be published. Even if
you take that photo of yourself, inside your tent, surrounded by your
own stuff."

The best part: they also demand a whopping ten percent of
any profit you make on your photos! Plus, they also demand that you
send them a copy of all photos you take, and they claim the
right to use them however they like, without paying you. They get
complete editorial control over your work; the
contract even says

the project will contain no images of nudity, sexual
activity, the use of drugs

because of course there is no nudity at Burning Man!
That there is no sex and drugs goes without saying.

Now, restrictions like this are not, of themselves, necessarily bad
things -- they all just a matter of contract. I have no
problem with contracts entered into freely by both parties. When you
buy the ticket, and you camp on the land they
rented, you submit to their rules, and their rules consist of a
Disney-like protection of their "brand". They try to protect the image
of "Burning Man" in as structured and proprietary a way as Disney
protects The Mouse: you would not be surprised if Disney demanded the
same kind of submission the part of any press who took photos inside
Disneyland.

But the thing that yanks my chain is that they do all
this -- they give you a straight-up totally one sided
work-for-hire contract that essentially says, "if you are a
photographer, and you are at the Burning Man event, then you are our
employee and we own all your work" --
and they try to soften the blow by accompanying it with a smarmy press
kit that re-states the terms of the contract in this totally weaselly
way: they go on at length about how they are viciously protecting their
brand for your own good. And every other paragraph says stuff
like "Larry Harvey -- dare we say it -- a
Genius..."

It is to gag.

They're taking a totally standard, normal, corporate line toward
their theme park -- but that idea embarrasses them (they
don't like to think of it as a theme park.) So they cloak it in
bullshit and hope that everyone will buy the lie that it's actually
some spontaneous group-hug, and not a theme park.

Here's just one example of how they fail to live up to their own press:

After you've paid your $200 to $300 to enter the park, money is
prohibited throughout Burning Man. They like to think of it as a
"gift economy". However, the Burning Man Corporation runs a cafe at
"center camp" where you can buy drinks and snacks with good old US
Currency. This is the only place that is allowed. Why? Because
they need to "recoup their costs" on the construction of the tent,
and on all that coffee.

Why doesn't this same logic apply to everyone else? There are a
lot of participants who sink a huge amount of time, effort, and
material into building their camps, and yet, they are
prohibited from selling anything, even if only to "recoup costs."
Why? Because the Burning Man Corporation made the rules, and so they
get to apply different rules to themselves, even about such
fundamental ideological issues.

I think someone should do Capitalism Camp: the theme of the camp
will be to trade US Currency for Goods and Services. If anyone
complains, tell them, "Dude, radical self-indulgence! Stop
harshing my mellow!"

But I don't, really; I think the noncommercial nature of Burning
Man is one of the more interesting parts of it. I use this as an
example of where the corporation chooses to play by totally different
rules than anyone else when it suits them, even on something as
fundamental to their (purported) philosophy as this.

Now, you might say that the motivations of the Burning Man
Corporation are different than those of the Disney Corporation, and
that makes their intentional obfuscation OK. But I say that, A) that
doesn't make it ok, and B) I don't think the motivations are different
in the first place.

Disney protects the mouse because the mouse's image is their whole
business, and any change in how the mouse is viewed by the public could
effect their ability to do their thing.

Burning Man is no different. Disney protects their brand because
if someone else exploited their park in a way they didn't like, it
would no longer be projecting the image that they want, and the park
would no longer be profitable (or, "full of happy little kids" if you
prefer to look at it that way.)

I don't have any problem with that.

What I have a problem with is the hypocrisy: Disney is at least
honest about what they are doing and why. The Burning Man people went
through such amazing verbal and mental gymnastics to avoid using the
word "brand" in their press kit that it was comical.

Some will say that the difference between the two cases is that
Disney's motivations are based on "market" concerns while the Burning
Man Corporation's motivations are based on "aesthetic" concerns. But I
think that's wrong, because there is no difference between "market"
concerns and "aesthetic" concerns! There is no distinction between
"aesthetic sense" and "branding". Disneyland and Burning Man have
exactly the same goals in that respect: presenting a consistent face to
customers. (Or "participants", or "cast members", or whatever buzzword
the corporation in question chooses to use.)

"It's not about controlling the press," says Marian Goodell,
Burning Man's "Mistress of Communications," who oversees the event's
public affairs. "It's about imagery."

Bullshit, Marian, it's about getting people to publish what
you want about the event, and not publish their own views
if you find those views distasteful:

In their application for press credentials, print
journalists are asked to state their intended story angles. Angles
that festival handlers strongly discourage include depicting Burning
Man as a rave, a nudist event, a drug event, or an event that is
"like Mardi Gras" or "like Woodstock." Angles that are
encouraged include "Burning Man is a new kind of community,""Burning Man's gift economy, where nothing is bought, sold or
bartered," [except at the Center Camp Cafe] and "Burning Man
is an art festival." If a journalist suggests a "wrong" angle,
Burning Man's media team will suggest a "right" one.

I've enjoyed Burning Man every time I've gone, but after reading
their press kit, I'll be damned if they're getting another dime from
me. Which is why I have not gone since: I'd feel
dirty giving them my money, and sneaking in
sounds like just too much effort.

Now, please note that I am not complaining that Burning Man
is "about money" and shouldn't be. I've got no problem with money.

I think it would be cool if there was an event that actually
was what Burning Man professes to be.

I also think Disneyland is a lot of fun.

What pisses me off is the hypocrisy. If they just came out and
admitted they were running the Raverland/Hippieland contingent of the
Magic Kingdom, that would be fine with me. But they do two things:
they run the event with a media strangle-hold that would make the White
House proud; and then in the same breath they claim "we're doing it to
protect you!"

If they were truly the enlightened anarchists they claim to be,
they couldn't even consider such a thing: that kind of action is
diametrically opposed to the views they pay lip service to.

If they practiced what they preach, they could never conscience the
filing of a lawsuit like
this one: if you only believe in freedom for people who
share your aesthetic judgment, you don't believe in freedom at all.

I don't think their behavior is "unreasonable" or (should be)
illegal. What pisses me off is their halfassed attempts to hide
their behavior. I hate that they lie about it. They pretend
"we're all in this together", but, in fact, some animals are more equal
than others, aren't they?