GET BACK TO WORK JOOR

MY BROTHERS & SISTERS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTADAY. I STILL CAN’T GET OVER IT. I WENT TO THE SUPER MARKET TO PICK SOMETIN TO EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED THIS MAN STARING AT ME. I LOOKED AT HIM AND KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT COUNTER TO PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I TRIED TO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID “HI”
THEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME? I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY” I JUST SAID “HI” HE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, “I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST daughter..WE JUST BURIED Her 2WEEKS AGO. I FELT STUPID FOR GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HIM. HE SAID SHE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DAT HIS DAUGHTER IS WITH D LORD. THEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIM A FAVOUR. I SAID “IF I CAN”. HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS DAUGHTER NEVER SAID GOODBYE TO HIM BEFORE PASSING ON. HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HIM & AS HE LEFT D STORE, I SHOULD SAY “GOODBYE DAD”. SO DAT HE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF CLOSURE. THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID “BYE DAD”. HE TURNED AND SAID “BYE daughter”. WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID WHAT!!…CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?. SHE SAID “YOUR DAD SAID U ARE PAYING 4 HIS TOO”….MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DAT MAN IS NOT MY FATHER OOO!!!”. I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE MAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREAMING…”EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!”. HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!!JUST LIKE I’M PULLING URS NOW!!! YOU TOO LIKE GIST! C AS U JUST DEY ENJOY DEY READ DEY GO! COMMON GET BACK Τ̅☺ WORK JOOR….*tongue out*