Friday, 26 June 2009

The New Chuck Norris?

You remember those Chuck Norris facts that used to do the rounds a while back? Well, Twitter recently attempted to create the same sort of thing for the world's explodiest film director, Michael Bay. Here are some of the top results:-

- Michael Bay once made an explosion so big it never went out - we now call it the sun

- Michael Bay wears special glasses which help him see the real world exploding in CGI and dollar signs all the time.

- Before sex, Michael Bay always says in his best Sean Connery voice, "Welcome to the Rock."

- Michael Bay makes approximately $175 million on every one of his bowel movements (which smell a little bit like popcorn).

- For his morning workout, Michael Bay blows up buildings and runs away from the explosions.

- Michael Bay lost his virginity before his dad did.

- Michael Bay was preceded down the birth canal by a dove in slow motion. And followed by a column of flame.

- The real reason there are so many tornadoes in the Midwest is because Michael Bay is allergic to cats.

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A Note About The Chap Himself

Thanks to networking sites, Nick has become accustomed to talking about himself in the third person so will continue to do so in this description.
Born and raised in the wilds of South East London but don't hold that against him. He's still civilised enough to be invited round for dinner.
He likes stuff but concedes that things can also be rather lovely too.