FUCK YOU REFS! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID MILDLY-ATHLETIC-ACCOUNTANT-LOOKING ASSES, YOU HORRIBLE, WHISTLE-SWALLOWING PIECES OF SHIT! YOU DESERVE TO BE THE SOLE JUDGE AND CONTESTANT IN AN ANTARCTIC BULL SEMEN COLLECTING CONTEST. FIRST PRIZE: A BULL SEMEN BATH. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

LOOK AT THIS:

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? OR JUST INCREDIBLY INBRED?

OR HOW ABOUT THIS?

“16” IS CODE FOR “YOU’RE A DICKWEED, FUCKFACE!!!”

I don’t even know what to say about this. We can’t catch a break. If we’re not shooting ourselves in the foot we’re getting criminally screwed by multiple refs. I was so mad after this game that it actually woke up my deaf dog. If you think I’m over-reacting, then listen to the the Wolves radio announcer FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

I’m not an NBA conspiracy theorist. I think that Tim Donaghy was just taking care of Tim Donaghy. But it’s hard to look at this and not think that something was up. Maybe the league doesn’t want the Timberwolves to make the playoffs because then Kevin Love will run to New York or Los Angeles and return hope to those flailing big-market teams? Maybe they just hate us and don’t think we belong. Or worse yet, maybe the refs JUST FUCKING SUCK AT THEIR JOB AND THEY DESERVE TO DIARRHEA OUT A DRAGON WHO’S ALSO DIARRHEA-ING OUT ANOTHER DRAGON WHO’S ALSO DIARRHEA-ING OUT A GRUMPY RIP TORN AND ALL OF THEM ARE BREATHING FIRE AND HOT SAUCE MADE OF ACID AND THE MELTED DREAMS OF TIMBERWOLVES FANS!

Next up, we play the Washington Generals. Who we’re already slated to lose to at the buzzer.

P.S.

FUCK YOU, REFS!

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All very true, but at the same time they shouldn’t have gotten so far behind that it mattered, they shouldn’t have let JJ stay out there forever, they should have taken care of the ball so that they were in that situation. Don’t let the refs control the game.

Also Love needs to just keep doing what he does and maybe some day he will be treated like a real MVP candidate. Maybe he is paying for his early day whining or maybe for JJ complaining all the time. He just doesn’t get the calls yet.

PS is Pek the new Beasley at the end of games? Never afraid to throw it up, but never gets it.