A homosexual predator. Notorious for utterly reprehensible acts including (but not limited to):
- abducting small boys and forcing them to defecate and consume own fecal matter
- collecting sperm of transvestite prostitutes in mason jar and hurling said jar into elementary school window at lunchtime
- storing severed fingers inside their anus for months at a time and feeding them to homeless people in sandwich form
- shaving male pubic hair and gluing to own face in the form of a handlebar mustache