I'm a Libertarian living in Humboldt County, CA. I've lived here in Eureka since 1973 and joined the Libertarian Party in 1992. This blog will mostly focus on local political issues, but I may stray into state and national issues as well, when I can't help myself. Please post your comments by clicking on the "comments" link at the bottom of each post. Although I do moderate comments, you need not be a registered user to post them.

Monday, November 01, 2010

Election Predictions?

Received an e-mail this morning reminding me I haven't made any predictions on the outcome of tomorrow's election. I e-mailed back that I'm usually not the one to throw out guesses on election outcomes.

About the only prediction I'm willing to make is that more bad things will result from tomorrow's election than good. In California, that's nearly always the case.

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Governor: Jerry Brown. Meg Whitman took a successful auction business and slapped charges per auction and picture on it, ruining it. Now everyone uses craigslist. Jerry Brown looks like a person who would buy a used bike off of craigslist or maybe even the guy selling it. Because of that, Jerry Brown will win handily.

Barbara Boxer's seat: Barbara Boxer is gonna win her permanent seat again. Nobody cares that she sucks. Carly Fiorina sucks more. She took the best printer company in the world, bought Compaq, and fired thousands of workers. Compaq stood for cheap Costco computers. Compaq is the computer everybody knows will break but it's all good because Costco will take it back. Years later, everybody still uses laser printers but nobody cares about the kind of computers Compaq made. Barbara Boxer never messed up that bad. She has the California vote sewed up. Barbara Boxer probably would have just kept on selling the same old laser printers and that's what California wants.

Prop 19: Fail. Everybody realized that they'd have to admit they smoked weed before Prop. 19 passed. They'd have to admit it when other people saw them in the liquor store buying weed. I mean the second time after they played it off like it was for their friend the first time. California prefers the sitcom-state of Prop. 215, secret indoor fire hazard gardens, and venetian blinds on the occasional holistic therapy bammer shop with sold out racks of what was good sacks. First come, first serve.

Prop. 23: Fail. While I do have faith that the average liberal without a job will pretend like they are gonna vote no and then go vote yes because they'd be okay with a job at the oil refinery, too many of them have early morning and night janitorial jobs and forgot about the absentee deadline.

Prop. 25: Pass. No Doubt. Californians are too dumb not to. Isn't it supported by Schwarzenegger and the Dream Team? Total recall. Pass.

'Twas the night before electionsAnd all through the townTempers were flaringEmotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobeWith a cat in my lapHad cut off the TVTired of political crap.When all of a suddenThere arose such a noiseI peered out of my windowSaw Obama and his boys. They had come for my walletThey wanted my payTo give to the othersWho had not worked a day! He snatched up my moneyAnd quick as a winkJumped back on his bandwagonAs I gagged from the stink. He then rallied his henchmenWho were pulling his cartI could tell they were outTo tear my country apart! 'On Fannie, on Freddie,On Biden and Ayers!On Acorn, On Pelosi'He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his causeAnd as he flew out of sightI heard him laugh at the nationWho wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to thinkOn this one final note-IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISMGET OUT AND VOTE!