For those of you who have the time, the money and the desire to dress up your body hair down there, consider the Foxy Bikini or the Carnivale Bikini. These two treatments, which were created by Real Housewives of New York star Cindy Barshop, will ensure that your nether regions are never, ever boring.

Available at Completely Bare in New York City, the Foxy Bikini or the Carnivale Bikini treatments involve getting a wax or laser treatment first to create a bare canvas, and then having a technician glue some fur or feathers to your crotch. The Foxy Bikini, as its name suggests, replaces your normal hair with real fox fur, while the Carnivale Bikini is all about vibrant and colorful feathers.