Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Balls in Your Mouth

That's a song title by Kid Rock who is going to perform in the presidential Inaugural Ball (for Bush):

The Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, will be hosts of the youth concert, where the teenage singer JoJo will appear along with Kid Rock. The Kid, as he is called, notably said at a party during the Republican National Convention that if he were president he would never get caught having sex in the Oval Office but would instead install cameras in the Lincoln Bedroom.

I heard about this guy on Randy Rhodes yesterday. This is such fun. Kid Rock is just what the moral values party needs. His values are...interesting. Here are some of the lyrics of his song titled "The Pimp of the Nation":

There's only two types of men Pimps and John's
There's one type of bitch and that's a hoe
God damn hooker this is my world
...
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I for see it
But only pimpin hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush
What's up granny First name Annie
Dried up kunt and a saggin fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck dicks take out your denchers
A show of life is all I'm givin
Old Pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
...
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped

Hmm. Maybe these are the real values of the Bush administration? Lots of hatred of women here, for one thing, and lots of domination language for another. God is absent a little, though, but it seems that the president of the country is alluded to. Will the wingnuts mind or will they boogie away at the party?
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Link to the lyrics by Woody Guthrie's Guitar on Eschaton.

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