A shrine to the third nipple, where supernumerary doesn't have to mean superfluous. Three is a magic number!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Zac Efron has FOUR nipples!

Man, it seems like the latest crop of celebrities is packed with extra nipples. And today we add another to our ranks...

Zac Efron, of High School Musical fame, has two superfluous nipples just below the regular two.

In this pic of his 2007 vacation to Hawaii with Vanessa Hudgens (only two nipples on her, as you may have seen in the news recently), he clearly has two symmetrical supernumerary nipples just below the other ones.

Man, those paparazzi with their telephoto digital cameras do serve their purpose. After all, greater image resolution means that we'll soon be seeing superfluous nipples EVERYWHERE!

I don't think much of Efron as an actor mainly because he cannot act, but give him some credit. He has an amazing set of pecs and his man nipples (he has TWO) are beautiful. He is as physically normal as they come and his chest is spectacular. I would love to play with his two perfect nipples!