New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – A pair of Brooklyn teenagers were being held on suspicion they played the old ‘duck and tumble’ trick on Consumer Confidence, which fell in June for the first time in months. “Consumer Confidence has been very strong, and wasn’t going to fall on its own,” said police spokesman Anthony Gargliano. “We suspect one of these kids kneeled down behind it, and the other pushed it.”