Last year, whenst The Capts and Red Bull were discussing “what next,” the idea of a calendar was reintroduced. We had given it a shot the year before, secured an illustrator and settled on concepts for each month, but the … Continue reading →

The Capts have collected many wonderful snapshots from those in possession of our 2012 calendar. But the following photo was procured on site in Rhode Island, inside the home of he whom is known as The Saran Wrap Man. It’s … Continue reading →

The Capts have always had a policy that we would never devolve into a blog that just simply displays an item. We always strive to include some content that would get a reader invested. But the following photo would do … Continue reading →

Here is a newly released StylesTV video filmed during my enjoyable evening at Republiq in Manila, Philippines. And yes, at the top of the clip, I do quote William Jennings Bryan, who once spoke of “a republic whose flag is … Continue reading →

Again, the December artwork was my fave, as it is the most realistic portrayal of The Capts’ life, mingling with armed Yetis and what-have-you, StoneRokk blowing away on his Alphorn to pass the time. For myself, I conjured two strong … Continue reading →

The November illustration represents Black Friday if one were to shop at a place like Harrods of London, operated by The Capts. If you haven’t been to Harrods before, it is full of a wide array of items, from the … Continue reading →

Some months back, I played some records at Carnaval in Pomona. The two disc jocks that worked with me that night were Eddie Boy and E-Kid, a couple of DJs that The Capts had met while playing at Jet (now … Continue reading →

I am scared of heights; it’s actually the only thing I’m scared of. I don’t get shook from snakes or beasts or even ghosts, like my friend DJ Five who refuses to sleep at the infamous Pfister Hotel in Milwaukee … Continue reading →

Fans of the Hammer Films probably enjoyed the September illustration the most, and as The Capts are fans themselves, it was a joy to see this one manifest. Many people associate Christopher Lee with the latter Star Wars movies, but … Continue reading →

Obviously, The Capts lost a day in the ongoing posting of the 2012 calendar illustrations, but there was a good reason. Upon completing a joyous and celebratory New Years Eve at RokBar in Las Vegas, we decided to find our … Continue reading →

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While the term "DJ" becomes increasingly misappropriated, StoneRokk and Graham Funke have embarked upon a mission to restore some of the fun and return some of the luster to the craft. With creative programming, a master display of technique, and a strong opinion, they hope to dispel the celebutants and new-jack wannabes that have inundated both the nightlife community and the media at large.