While I am no longer single I spent many years attending weddings solo. Many were great. Many were not, including, without exception, every wedding where I was forced to sit at the singles’ table. Why are guests separated into two categories: couples and singles - where all the singles are ...Continue Reading

I hate it. It’s August and Halloween decorations have been out since July. By the time I feel like I’m ready for the Halloween spirit there won’t be any decorations left as the stores move the Halloween items – now 50% on sale – to one aisle in order to ...Continue Reading

When you spend a good part of your life travelling you become protective of your personal space. I was on my way home after one very busy work trip. It was one of those weeks where I was working non-stop fourteen hours a day, the type of day where a ...Continue Reading

You’re Sick. Please Stay Home. You have a cold (or flu, or Ebola, or insert any communicable disease here) but you don’t stay home because you don’t think you’re really sick, or you don’t want to stay home because you’ve convinced yourself that work can’t live without you. Guess what? ...Continue Reading

It happened again this morning. Driving to work my windshield was covered by the wiper overspray of the dirty car in front of me. My car was clean. Now it’s covered in a million brown spots of dirty water that have danced along either side of my car as I ...Continue Reading

My mother was the drill sergeant of manners. I never had a meal without a napkin on my lap. I never put my elbows on the table. I never chewed with my mouth open (“You’re chewing like a cow!”). I never said “Yeah”, “Huh?”, or “What?” I always said “Pardon ...Continue Reading

It’s annoying to step on gum, but it's much more annoying to step on gum in the middle of a really hot day when you just had your car mats cleaned and didn't realize you stepped on the gooey mess until you got home, walked through gravel, and saw little ...Continue Reading

I am sure this has happened to you: you step into an empty elevator and smell a lingering fart. Disgusted, you enter, press the button for the twenty-first floor, and hold your breath. Then the elevator slows at floor twelve. Praying the stink has dissipated you nod and half smile ...Continue Reading

Why do people expect someone else to clean up their mess? Years ago a friend was smoking on my back porch. When he finished he flipped his cigarette onto the sidewalk. I asked him to get it and he said no, that we pay people to pick up our garbage, ...Continue Reading

Yes. I’m talking about spit. It’s gross. And it happens publicly all the time. I really wish people would stop. I played sports most of my younger years and for athletes spitting is routine. Usually the spitting occurs on the field, or the ice, or on the sidelines – any ...Continue Reading

Why do people crowd you while you’re waiting in line? When you’re at the amusement park and the approximate waiting time is forty-five minutes, standing within an inch of the person in front of you doesn’t make the line go faster. Piling your groceries on the check stand conveyer with ...Continue Reading

You can’t control if you have gas (for the most part) but you can control where you let it out. Why do people think that it’s okay to expel gas on the airplane? It’s not fair to the rest of us: held captive by the noxious fumes, tense and irritated, ...Continue Reading

We’ve all been there - busy shopping mall, grocery store, favorite strip mall sushi place. There’s not much parking, or none at all. You drive slowly eyes surveying the rows full of cars. Then you spot an opening. Lucky you. As you make your way to the open spot dodging ...Continue Reading

Why do people put their nasty, dirty, grime-encrusted suitcase on my beautiful clean bed spread? Oh – that’s not you? You have a fancy suitcase that you take very good care of? Guess what – it’s dirty. Let’s go through a highly likely scenario regarding the scourge your suitcase, handbag, ...Continue Reading

Note: This topic is not targeting those drivers who are highly skilled at backing into parking spaces. These comments are for those who have no business doing it. If you don’t know that you lack this skill, and back into parking spots anyway, hopefully someone will read this and tell ...Continue Reading

Why do dealerships always put logo license plate covers on your new car? I guess the bigger question is: why do we keep them even if we don’t want them? It doesn’t make sense. The covers are not attractive and not high quality. In fact, they cheapen the car, no ...Continue Reading