[[Two people -- one in a Darth Maul mask, the other holding a lightsaber, and each holding money in his or her hand -- stand outside a building.]]
[[They continue to stand there.]]
[[They continue to stand there.]]
[[Darth Maul turns to lightsaber guy.]]
Darth Maul: Are you
sure
this place is a theater?
Lightsaber guy: Let's give it one more month.
{{Title text: We could go to the theater across town and see if it's opened THERE yet, but we don't want to lose our place in line.}}

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