Inspired by ScarletBegonia's Hairagami memories in this post, I decided to compile a list of infomerical hair products that have since made their way into the style graveyard. Oh, Topsy Tail! We hardly knew ye!

Hairigami is important to those who enjoy having their head look like a basket filled with pastry.

Nads: The Hair Removal System. The first line of this video is worth it: "I come out of the bathroom...'You have NADS?!'" Classic.

The Crimper: For some reason, using The Crimper turns you into an extra from a Motley Crue video. It's sort of like a secret weapon that allows you to be a soft core porn star at night, and a tea drinking lady by day. And you can buy it at Sears!

Bumpits: Okay, these haven't been retired yet. But Sarah Palin is leaving office, so it's only a matter of time.

HairLites: Endorsed by Ginger Spice and the Bride of Frankenstein.

The Flowbee! How did a vacuum cleaner home hair cutting system ever fade away?! HOW!?!