How To: Clean Everything

If you've ever been offended by someone's lack of cleanliness - be it crumbs between the couch cushions, rings in the toilet, or whatever funk you've encountered - try and remember that maybe they just don't know how to clean said area. Then direct their attention to this website that gives step-by-step instructions on how to clean everything - yes, including a rabid monkey.

And while we don't see our lives taking a turn where that would be knowledge we'd need to learn, it's nice to know we could, should it ever come up. How to Clean Stuff also has a bunch of more standard cleaning tips, such as how to clean micro suede, yoga mats, memory foam - the list goes on and on.