Um no… anyone who can't look at something fun without bringing sex into it – and who has to raise the gay flag before anyone else does – is the gay one. Come out of the closet, topher.

Semper

As a girl myself, I guess I don't really get excited about seeing drunk girls falling over in their polyester maid uniforms from leg avenue. I'll get excited when I see a girl dressed as the cat in the hat–full body suit style– thank you very much.

Coldzilla

Well the only FEMALE I see in this thread is about 7 years old

You fail the Pedo test 😉

Gordon of Hesselink

LOL #3 little girl's face

augustwest

Bullshit -3, you ever tried to scoop out pumpkin brains? Its gross. I love carving pumpkins and make the same face when prepping the carve.

Stupendous

Nice!

Met

Still, not better than a pumpkin soup

Godzilla

Unoriginal…. infact this concept has aired on Food Network at least 3 different times in the last two weeks…. and yes I watch it for Giada and her own marvelous pumpkins…

Loner

totally doing this

ely whitley

how low is that dartboard?

Brandon

It's one of those magnetic ones for kids/college students, and kids tend to be midget-sized if you didn't know.

Da Sandman

awesome!! 😀

stafferty

Pretty awesome, would have been more awesome if they used powertools to make it. Nothing better than carving a pumpkin with a sawsall and a power drill. (Chainsaw is fun too, but not as effective, doen't keep me from trying though)

TheWacee

Sorry about your penis.

equalizermax

Cannibals!

equalizermax

Look at the face of that girl in #3, makes me LOL…

dece

i did this last year, except i made the teeth sharp and pierced the smaller one, and i used the insides of the larger as guts spilling out of the smaller. it didn't turn out as well as i'd hoped, but i did it on the fly, with no design. it was someone else's idea that i read or saw somewhere.

randasaur

I did that last year. Pfft… They did it better though.

HAHA

First

BigDingo

Looks like the smaller pumpkin is about to be…

*removes sunglasses*

squashed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!

Guy Incognitus

They didn't even light it up? Boo-urns.

Motte

BOO-URNS.

Coldzilla

Ok I might have to try this!

** counts fingers early **

SMJL

XD I love it!

Bhavani

#29 My mom works at dfw airport for pknriag and she some times gets me post cards that i can wright on and they put them in the seat of the planes when the soldiers are going over seas. You can right something quick and simple to brighten up a soldiers day. You can call your local airport and see if you can drop some letters off or mail it to them.

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