Conspiracies, Plots, and General Naughtiness

....are really not fun! When I first started getting to go outside, I got to go all the time. But, then, we started getting rain. And, lately it rains all the time! My mom says I'm the cure for the drought - we didn't get any rain until I started liking the outside. Now, it rains, and I can't go play. I try, but I really hate mud. It acts like glue and all these dead itchy leaves stick to me. They get stuck in my hair, and I turn into Rasta Kitty - I get little dreadlocks that form around them. No fun! And, it hurts when my mom tries to help me and pull them off, because they pull my fur. So, I've learned that rain is crummy. But it still makes me mad. I hope it stops by tomorrow.