Derek Stepan Had DQ Then Got 3 Points

Derek Stepan entered yesterday’s game without scoring a goal in like 13 games. That shit changed quickly. Derek had the primary assists on the Richards goal and the Nick Rash goal. Derek then lit the lamp and made Roxanne turn on that red light with a gino of his own ending that drought. The yug got his ass off the shnide and onto the sheet, and it is all credited to having a fuckin blizzard before the game from DQ…

Staal said that Stepan scoring was “big” sine he was in a bit of a drought and then added “he had a reese’s pieces dairy queen last night, a blizzard and that was it. He just needed a little DQ in his life and it turned the corner for him. It was good, I had one too and I think it did the trick for him. He was really happy when he was eating that, so, you know it was good.”

All I can tell you is that, that was a different Derek Stepan out there than we’re used to seeing. I’ve seen every form of pre game ritual known to man… But this beats the hell out of me.