CALAMITY DRAKE

Behold, in all of my glory, I am Professor Calamity, the harbinger of doom, herald of destruction. Here you can read all about my amazing, world altering insights and inventions which will lay the path to my ultimate domination of the entire planet and beyond. Marvel and fear for I….Cappa, stop! No, don’t chew on the mic, you’re ruining my super villain monologue. Ok, now how do I delete this with no keyboard? Don’t look at me like that. I know I said keyboards were the way of the past and dictating is the future but how the heck do I delete this now? DELETE. Command delete? Screw it, they get the idea. Stupid thing.

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