Thursday, September 16, 2010

TaniwhaSmells like off cheese going mouldy and puked on by a cat that recently ate tunaLooks like a lab tested fish with teeth rotting and evil, cold hearted blue eyesSounds like a hawk screeching in pain from being bitten by a vampire bat on full alertFeels like a slithery, scaly dried out piece of sea weed covered with damp sand and mossFaster than a cheetah, ruthless, blood thirsty, enraged.

TaniwhaSmells like marshmallow dipped in with melted milk chocolateSounds like a soft whisper swaying through the windLooks like an enormous dragon with a golden diamond on the end of its tail, fighting for his friends and people

Friendly, speedy, a hero and an enormous playground for childrenTaniwha

Thursday, September 9, 2010

TaniwhaSmells like an egg, soaked in a bowl of vinegar.Looks like a snake strangling it's prey with it's strong ,deadly body.Feels like the inside of a mango, cut up and slimy.Sounds like a tiger, trying to terrify it's prey by growling fiercly.Tastes like a chicken fillet in a Mc'Donalds Mc'chicken burger, all tender and chewy.Fast, deadly and as skilful as a seal.

TaniwhaSmells stinky like smelly feet.Looks like the carcass of a dead body.Sounds like evil that kills other night flying creatures.Feels soft like a fluffy feather.Cruel,defensive,careless,agressive,carnivoreTaniwhaA.N

TaniwhaSounds like a lion roaring in tremendous pain and agony.Looks like a glamorous, scaly dragon with long pointy wings and red beady eyes.Smells like rotten eggs over- cooked on the stove.Feels rough scaly bumpy and hard round the outside.Caring, kind hearted and fair.Taniwha

TaniwhaSmells like cat vomit, will refuse to take a bath.Looks like wrinkled old paper dipped in vinegar.Sounds like a broken alarm clock but with a deeper ring.Feels like mushy fish guts with a leather jacket on.Tastes like I don't know, I dont go licking taniwhas.Filfthy, overpowering, unpet-like and razor sharp teeth.Taniwha

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Oh! I can't wait to get rid of that wonderful sensation that is urging me to try the only thing that made me come to school today....Maori Bread!

I have been sick and I didn't need to bring anything to school but my mum did. Yay me!

I have got five people in my group and I will tell you them.There's me of course, Lovely E, Cute K, A and G. I'm glad E is in my group, we're BEST FRIENDS! :-)

I think it will look like a crunchy piece of dried up dough but it will probably look like a piece of normal old bread, like french toast or something.

Last but not least I think when I taste it, it will blow up in my mouth like a firework, nah just jokes! It could taste like a crunchy piece of dried up dough -te he!

After

OK! That was...ok! The thing is when I put it in my mouth I straight away heard my tummy go,"No more for me please!" Do you see where I'm going with this. FINE! I will tell you the short version. I l i k e i t b u t m y t u m m y d o e s n ' t. There said it!

Making the bread in my group with Lovely E, Cute K , A and G was a mission! We got three cups of flour mixed with six teaspoons of baking powder. We added three cups of butter, then added the milk( we mixed with our hands. ) Once done,we rolled it out, cut it into squares and put it on a plate. We cooked it with lots of oil, and there you have your Maori Bread.

The best part is mixing the milk with the other ingredients, you get really messy, sticky, icky. It gets stuck to your fingers and... OK lets carry on with the story.

The interesting part was when you cook them and they sizzle around in the frying pan. They swell up really big, like a grandma's butt!

They looked orange ! A goldy, browny,orange colour.

Well, it tasted like burnt dough with lots of flour. Really yummy, squishy and squashy.

I would probably do it again at home if mum says so. I had fun and pretty me, Lovely E, Cute K, A and G were a great team!