What thoughts randomly pop into your mind while masturbating...?

Okay, we all know this happens, so don't deny it! Here are a few common examples:

* the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. * Did I forget to pick up milk? * Did I pay my mortgage? * Brad Pitt * Sally Jesse Raphael * The cast of Good Times * When is your next raise? * Which bills are due next week? * That handsome guy on RJ