I'm not normally a boastful person, or at least I hope not. But I feel the moment has come to claim some credit.

I remember that particular Sabbat well. The Black Mass proper had ended, we SJWs were hanging out drinking the blood of white Christian babies from the skull of Vince Foster, and it was me who convinced the Clintons, Barack, and George Soros that if we sent Warlock 2nd Class Steve Bannon deep undercover, someday it would pay off big. Steve himself was shocked at the suggestion, but like the brave gender-fluid globalist he was, he accepted the assignment, kissed Baphomet's nether region one last time, and flew off in a black helicopter never to return.