I’m obsessed with this woman, and whenever Paz de la Huerta does anything I get super excited. That’s why I was shocked when I passed up this brilliant add campaign for winter 2011, was I dead? Agent Provocateur has had many spokes models, “Champagne Stars” as they are called including Kate Moss. But Paz my children, is a a match made in glamorous hot-mess heaven…

We went through a REALLY boring period in 2011 with Dubai nightlife. I mean I had more fun staring at my pinky finger than to be dragged out to one of these places. Music…boring, crowd…ugly, drinks…I’m not drunk. Whose running this Sh*t? Yawn, yawn, yawn…. And as we all know, a slew of new venues have begun to open up at the end of the year, making 2012 truly the year of haves and have nots.

Now I’m also a bit tingled to know that Dr. Sati is back on the scene, the mastermind behind some of the biggest club names that initially put Dubai on the map as a party capital. Aiming to inject life back into into scene, we got a taste of his medicine at f1 for Blue Marlin Ibiza. Hitting the shores of the UAE this spring, this one is surely going to be a monster.

So I totally woke up in my luxurious bed today only to see THIS as my eyes opened. I mean, I got the invite for the screening of Mission Impossible, but I didn’t realize it was outside my window. Mind you, I’m on the 60 something floor…

My second thought was, were we under attack??!! I lay there in my underwear, vision still a little blurry and I reached for my camera.

Then they kinda just stared at me for a while (picture above) then started wiping the window. It was all very dreamy, very Dubai. How was your morning?

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul…and don’t we usually just wanna buy everything in that window? Well now you can. Throw away those trashy contacts because now you can change your brown eyes to blue in less than twenty seconds.

A doctor in Laguna Beach, CA claims after ten years of research he can do it in a quick laser procedure. Click below to see video…