I can eat whenever I want but I don't really wanna eat before 12 'cos it makes me feel like a fat bastard!
Plus it breaks up the monotonous boredom which puncuates every day.
My only highlights are
12pm - Lunch
1pm - The News
1.40pm- Neighbours

If I bring lunch forward it just gives me a longer period to be bored before the news comes on.

Many consider motherfucker one of the most offensive profanities in the English language. A study published in 2000 found that British people consider it second only to cunt in severity (Hargrave, 2000).