There were giftsrobtreacherI now have incredibly sexy underwear. All I need now is a wax job and 6 months in the gym…SportzfreakThose 1000 things to do / see / hear / visit / cook etc before you die books make great gifts. But not for the elderly

We watched some TVAnnaGConnell Mum and are watching ‘Kendra On Top’. Mum seems to know a lot about her.TophHooperton‘To my brother, the richest guy in town’. You may now commence sobbing like a middle aged divorcee. #ItsAWonderfulLiferarahsobsonI am so emotionally invested in this one direction tv documentary.

We ate some food. Mostly Trifle.joesomething_ Trifle for all meals.MoataTamairaTrifle breakfast, round 1 underway.AnnaCoddingtonAt Christmas time your second helping of pudding better be AT LEAST as big as your first was.dane_0kI’d like to throw a baby shower for my food baby

We drank a littleallstarangelIn hindsight six shots of sambuca in six minutes was not the brightest idea I’ve ever had._HannahTweets_ I am clearly the drunkest of my family right now because I just sang happy birthday to baby Jesus as “grace” before we ate.Rageaholic_I’m about to put the code thing on my phone ….#crhishmisStitchpunk…,,a bit sozzled, just quietly..which not stop me having more when we get home….unstatusfactoryChristmas made me drunk.VickyRFEggnog is made! Everything from this point on may be a blur.

We had interactions with whanautoryhipsterCousin’s boyfriend calls himself the Timinator. Fuck. Send help.Rose_Matafeo“So, have you seen any good film recently” – actual conversation I tried to make with my 3 yr old nephewhakiclarkYou’d be proud of me. Uncle asked how I was, told him. “I’m all for counselling” he says. “Tell me how it goes”. So that was unexpected.TenaniI feel like at Christmas everyone tweets about how weird their family is & in doing so realises since every family is weird none of them aremattdeevee1.5 hour Skype session with the family in NZ… 4 generations sharing Christmas at the same time on opposite ends of the world. Priceless!!!kathaduWearing a top that is entirely inappropriate for Christmas with the ex. Oh well. It fits and it’s comfy. Merry Cleavage everyone

Some weird stuff went downI_Am_ArtemisMy chicken has the right idea, she is fast asleep in the tree.ashleigh_youngJust passed a bunch of people having their Christmas lunch in the middle of a roundabout. Picnic table and umbrella and everything.

And there were some adorkable grinchesMattTaylorHAPPY HALLOWEENguywilliamsguySo many people have wished me a “Merry Christmas” this year, I’m feeling a lot of pressure to live up to such high expectations!terror_nzGoddamn I hate Christmas. Which Santa was never born.blendyAll the boxing day sales emails coming at once are making it easy to unsubscribe from all the annoying mailing lists I’m on.

Enjoy the rest of your holidays, New Zealand. And for the first time ever, I’ll let Brad have the last word!