It reminded me of when I was a kid and I’d drink Ovaltine with Rice Krispies. Starchy, sweet, malty.

It’s also strangely addictive. The first few sips were pretty enjoyable. After that I found myself basically unable to stop drinking it, even after it started to make me a little ill. I managed to stop after just one bottle, thank god (the one on the right). Part of what drew me to it is that it felt weirdly nutritious to drink…