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So the famous fighter pilot gustav is eating dinner with his dainty wench. After eating, she says to him, "Gustav, would you like to kiss me?" and he says, eagerly, "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" and proceeds to open a bottle of red wine, and sloshes it all over her face. She says, "What the hell is your problem?"
"I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I eat red meat, I like to have red wine with it."
They start to make out. After kissing awhile, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss a little bit lower?"
"Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" at which point he takes a bottle of white wine and sloshes it on her breasts. "What the fuck did you do that for? Now I'm cold!" she says. "I am a famous fighter pilot. when I eat white meat, I like white wine." and proceeds to lick her breasts.
After some of that, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss even lower?"
"Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!"

He takes a bottle of vodka, dumps it on her crotch, and lights it on fire. Screaming, the girl sobs, "Something is wrong with you! why would you do that? get me some water, fast!"
And Gustav calmly replies, "I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"

2 guys are at a bar drinking and a girl walks up to white white guy and they go in the bathroom and start fucking then he sees horns coming out of her head so he jumps out the window and dies then she walks up to the mexican and takes him back to the bathroom he sees the horns and says odale handle bars. LOL

A baby seal walks into a bar. He sits on one of the stools right at the bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you?" The seal says "I'll have a whiskey please." The bartender asks "Which brand would you like?" to which the seal responds "Anything but Canadian Club!"