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Saturday’s Zing!

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I don’t care whether Jameis Winston wins the Heisman; all I want is for him to be the MVP of the next game he plays.

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When Chris Weinke won the Heisman, he and the rest of the distracted team tanked against Oklahoma in the national championship game.

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I’ve had new respect for Gerald Ens­ley ever since he disclosed he’s got a Heisman vote. For some reason, that adds credibility to his opinions on anything he writes about.

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Does StarMetro’s streamlining of the SouthWood route involve giving a taxicab voucher to the one person who rides it, then selling the bus?

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That was art? I thought that hideous stack of blue steel was construction debris.

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Freedom of speech does not extend to yelling “Fire!” in a theater or “ID check!” at Potbelly’s.

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The city should establish a “homeless trolley” to transport the homeless from their new location to downtown and back, with stops at various support organizations.

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Go to the game or go to class? What are you, stupid?

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