Cameron Diaz is a Thing of Beauty

August 4, 2011 9:18 am

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My God, how does A-Rod even let her out of his sight? I’d paint her image inside my eyelids. People will ask me why I keep standing around with my eyes closed, and I’ll be like, “Mmm, yeah, we’re breaking the sex barrier, you and I. Chuck Yeagerin’ it.” I want to be on this is my point here.