Never go to sleep angry, instead stay up all night plotting your revenge.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

My reality check bounced.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Intelligence is realizing that it is a one-way street. Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Logic, reason, and the truth are wonderful things. Unless you're dealing with the courts. There you'll find that half truths, chicanery, and outright lies will work better.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, blind them with bullshit.

A memory of could-have-been's is never as good as a dream of soon-might-be's.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodiesYou love jeans.Dogs are better than catsIt's hilarious when people get hurt.You've played with/against boys on a teamShopping is tortureSad movies suckYou own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kidAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighterYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Ds, DsI, 3DS, Xbox, 2 Gamecubes, Iphone, Wii, And lots of things like that)You used to be obsessed with Power RangersYou watch sports on TV.Gory movies are cool.You go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colorsYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are funTalk with food in your mouthSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.You love to shop.You wear eyeliner.You wear the color pinkGo to your mom for advice.(well i used to before she died)You consider cheerleading a sport.(If it's real competative cheerleading then yes those rediculous highschool cheerleaders don't count as they suck royally)You hate wearing the color black.You like hanging out at the mall.You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry.Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.You don't like the movie Star Wars.You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.You care about what you look like.You like wearing dresses when you can.You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.You love the movies.Used to play with dolls as little kid.Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of itLike being the star of every thing

Total: 13 so my guy side and girl side are even

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.You remember reading "Goosebumps"You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . notIf you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time."Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.Captain Planet. He's a Hero.You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.You remember those Where's Waldo books.You remember eating Warheads. (still eat them ;D)You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.You remember Ring Pops.You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.You played and/or collected "Pogs"You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.. . . Furbiesnuff saidSaved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.And Windows 95 was the best.You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.Michael Jordan was a king.YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.You collected those Beanie Babies.Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movieCarebearsGak was the coolest stuff invented.Lambchop's song never ended.The old dollar bills.Silver dollars, which were cool to have.You remember a time before the WB.You collected all the Troll dollsYou had to read Weekly Reader's in class.If you even know what an original walkman is.You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"You know the Macarena by heart."Talk to the hand" . . . enough saidYou always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!(I got so angry when they made new pokemon I rage quitted their will always be only 150 pokemon in my heart)You remember Highlight's magazine.You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before MIKE JONES . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.When light up sneakers were cool.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.When we recorded stuff on VCRs.When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.When gameboy was a brick.You did MASH to figure out your futureWhen you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.Way back.Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things.

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?'MOM' (was your hero)when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand RACE ISSUES were about who crossed the finish line first?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when...

1. You start confusing it with the books.

2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books.

3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon.

4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character.

5. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis.

6. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!"

7. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!"

8. You know that Dumbledore is either a glory hound, the next dark lord, or highly incompetant.

9. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die.

Girls arelike apples ontrees. The best onesare at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the top

"I will be fine," Harry shook his head firmly. "Honestly, Hermione, what else could go wrong?"

"I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking!" he protested, rubbing his shoulder as though he'd been wounded by her gentle push. "So what terrible thing do you think is going to happen because of my foolishness? The Apocalypse, maybe?"

"At least," Hermione agreed solemnly, a happy twinkle in her eye belying her serious expression. "Some horrid calamity, certainly. Maybe a bunch of Deatheaters will decide to take an American road trip and run you over."

"Maybe Snape will show up on my doorstep declaring his undying love for me, refusing to leave without a kiss."

"Maybe I'll get back to England and find out the Rita Skeeter is my new neighbour."

"Maybe Hagrid will get a new career as an international supermodel and we won't be able to go anywhere without seeing pictures of him in bikinis."

When planning the next escape attempt from the Boiling Rock, Sokka encounters another prisoner with pink hair who may hold the keys to saving the world. However, would releasing this person help or destroy Aang?

After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Expect a long story with some extra faces along the way.

Katsuki has always loathed Midoriya with every fibre of his being. He has always felt an undeniable hatred towards him, so why exactly does he suddenly want to know how it feels to hold Midoriya's hand?

Shouto Todoroki has spent his whole life defying his father. But now he has a better way to rebel, better than rejecting his father's power: falling in love with the protege of his fathers rival. (Warning: contains angst and TodoDeku/DekuRoki)

Midoriya Izuku was born with a quirk that let's him see the future. Or at least, that what he would tell anyone that asks. (AKA, Izuku have a quirk that let's him rewind time for 15 seconds. Also some other stuff.) (Rated M for Katsuki's vocabulary.)

Danny Fenton was just a normal kid before the lab accident. Now, after receiving a strange cry for help, he became one of Earth's mightiest heroes! Read and find out how Danny Phantom lives the life of the hero! AU. Before the Justice League was formed and a few months after Danny got his powers!

In Kyushu, a young male Omega just finished his first heat. Now that he had become an adult, he was promised an Alpha as his mate, but then... It was so sudden... One minute he was laughing with his best friend and crush. The next thing he knew, he was in a cage with no clothes on his body, waiting to be sold to the highest bidder. Omegaverse, forced intimacy, Mpreg and more.

Izuku Midoriya isn't quirkless. But considering his quirk, he might as well be. He didn't get a strong flashy quirk like All Might or Katsuki. Instead he got his mother's quirk. Attraction of small objects. Even so, this is the story of how Izuku Midoriya became the world's greatest hero...

The era of benders is over but the Avatar cycle still continues, Izuku Midoriya, a normal boy in a world of quirks and superpowers, will soon realized that he's the next incarnation of this powerful entity, Will he became the hero he was dreaming of, or will he became much more

When the Young Justice land themselves in another dimension by accident and then manage to escape the entire Justice League (who strangely don't know them at all) and flee into the world outside, Batman can only come to one conclusion, "They're us, from a different world."

Attacked, Potioned and Cursed? No thanks! Voldemort's death and the end of the war doesn't end the bigotry of wizarding Britain. It doesn't end the danger to Harry either and finally he's had enough. Leaving in search of a place he can just be himself he finds a happiness he'd barely dared to dream of. Mpreg.

In the ruined crater that once held the Forever Fall, forces beyond Remnant's comprehension are stirring. Well, maybe more strolling around looking for Udon and the way home than stirring but that's beside the point; a bald justice has emerged into Remnant with his sidekick, seeking justice and defending the weak. After they fix the moon first that is.

Harry is sent back in time as a baby, without any knowledge that he's from the future. Growing up in an orphanage isn't easy, especially when the resident bully, Tom Riddle, hates him for no apparent reason. It isn't until several years later that they start to have different feelings for each other. But then, what happens when Harry is suddenly thrown back into his own time? TMRHP

Harry in the Avengers Verse with a cafe! ;) Honestly I can't picture a kid who has gone through so much crap to keep doing it when he doesn't have to and I pictured Harry either becoming a Healer or Chef and since I love to cook I chose chef! IS A SLASH. M rated may be published but if they are will be in chapters to themselves with warning at top. R&R PLEASE!

Bucky's words appeared just as he hit puberty. He'd taken it with good-natured razzing, just like he'd endured the teasing when his voice broke mid-word and the red spots that appeared on his face. But it wasn't so much that the words had appeared, but what they were. The prisoner's dilemma. Soul mate - AU; Bucky/Darcy/Steve

An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.

Being blind stinks, especially when your being experimented of by a bunch of government "scientists". But it's okay, cause Danny's about to get a fresh start. With a very unique group of heros. Please review, rated T for fighting. (THERE IS CURRENTLY A CHAPTER MISSING FROM HERE BECAUSE I MESSED UP WHILE CLEARING OUT AUTHORS NOTES. I'M WORKING TO FIX IT, TRY TO ENJOY ANYAY.)

Odin levies an unusual punishment on Loki when he is returned to Asgard after his defeat on Midgard. When Harry Potter opens his door one morning to find a baby abandoned on his doorstep, he is reminded forcefully of his own childhood. He swears this child will grow up knowing he is loved and wanted.

Steve Rogers wasn't the only Rogers out of time. Harry Rogers was kidnapped from his mother after his father's death, frozen in time for almost fifty years. Harry Potter just wants to find out who his biological parents were; if he still has a family and a home which isn't the Dursleys-, what the hell do you mean he's twenty years in the future?

There is just one thing a little different in Katsuki's mindset: So what if Izuku doesn't have a quirk? He is still better than everybody else. And those who say different will get an explosion to their face. KatsuDeku. Katsuki and Izuku are best friends from the start.

"So that was why he was here, signing papers in a partially destroyed shawarma joint with a hood pulled up to hide his features." In other words, MoD!Harry is called to New York after the Chitauri invasion to face the bane of his existence... paperwork.

Tony Stark has secrets. Despite riches and fame, he has few true friends and little life outside of Iron Man. Which is who everyone seems to want, except Pepper. Pepper hates Iron Man, but he can't change what he is. Harry Potter has no idea what life after death holds, but he can't go back, can't undo what has been done. The only way is forward, for both of them (SLASH) Harry/Tony

In which Tomura and Izuku are friends as they grow up. One wants to walk the path of a hero, while the other already walks that of a villain. Eventually, the two will collide and they may both break. Friends turned to enemies - rivals even.

L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?

After blowing up Aunt Marge, Harry makes a run for it in Muggle London. Finding an alley to hide in, he witnesses a murder. Now hiding from a killer will Sherlock Holmes and John Watson be able to keep him safe?

When Harry Potter was attacked by Lord Voldemort he was transported to another magical world, Fiore. Raised as the shadow dragon slayer, what happens when he is called back to England to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Daniel Fenton burned away from Danny like a snake's skin was shed, in favor of a new entity. He rejected and hid his past, determined to never be found. Daniel Williams became a teacher, well-known, and well-liked by his students. He rose from the ashes of an unknown past. (No PP, Phantom Planet, that is. T for safety) Coauthor Chicaalterego!

What if Natsu and Hiccup were captured by Alvin the Treacherous, they both have to find a way out and make it back to Berk. along the way Hiccup finds out that his new friend is not completely human but more... dragon. with this open up the mystery of the dragon world and strengthen the bonds between dragons and Dragon riders or pull them farther apart.

Instead of going to the Dursley's for the summer after fourth year, Harry Potter stays at Hogwarts. Halfway through the summer, on a quiet walk through the forest, he finds someone lying on the forest floor, bloody, bruised and broken. Someone who does not live on Earth. Someone who has really powerful magic. Harry/Loki. Top Harry.

Trained as an assassin, Harry ends the Wizarding War, only to move to Japan with Sirius and Remus. While attending Ouran wasn't part of the plan, he was always known for taking things in stride. MagicalCreature!Harry Assassin!Harry Gay!Harry WHICH MEANS YAOI/SLASH/BoyonBoyAction!

Harry Potter was their favorite mortal to watch. So when he died well dueling Voldemort, they couldn't let him pass on. Now Harry has different magic and new adventures ahead. Well they have new entertainment. Going with a T rating for now.

While in search of adventure, the Warners stumble upon video game territory and fall down Mount Ebott. Friendship, romance, smooth talk, and sheer determination just might help them make it through and survive.

Everything is the same except that no other than All Might is the father of Izuku Midoriya. Why didn't his mother tell him sooner? All Might is his favorite hero after all. When All Might encounters the boy he feels something odd about him. When he finds out what will he do, tell him or wait? Even a greater question, what will his friends and classmates think? Do they find out?

Free!/Fairy Tail crossover. "What's wrong?" "It's blank." Nagisa showed Rei the blank pages, "After this page." They flipped through the previous pages, the boys glanced at one another in fear and fascination as the ink receded from the pages. They were about to scream Haru's name when the book began to glow. Their eyes grew in alarm and in two seconds they had disappeared.

Alexander Hamilton died because of a bullet to his chest. John Laurens died because of a shot to his side. They're both back in a world where the discrimination against reincarnates is high and they're taking part of the revolution that may give them the rights reincarnates deserve. Only thing is, Hamilton doesn't remember a thing.

Completely AU: I received a prompt "What if Felicity was adopted by the Wayne family at a young age and go!" Well, here it is. Batman/ Arrow crossover. In this Felicity is adopted by the Wayne family after tragedy strikes, has hints of season 1 and forward. Completely out there but that's okay! P.S. I suck at summaries! *NOTE RATING CHANGE*

Danny's going to check out some apparently 'ghostly' deaths. Dean and Sam are going to do a routine salt and burn. Guess what? It's the same place. But what does Castiel know of the infamous Halfa? Could Danny help them save the world (this time)? Set after the season 8 finale, Bobby lives, AU, NO PHANTOM PLANET! Danny is around 17. Rated T for cursing and sexual innuendos.

When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash

The Winchesters questioned the teen psychic's mysterious connections to the Other Side (or "the Zone", as he called it during rare slip-ups), but they were willing to look the other way if it meant they could seance Bobby's ghost for advice without compromising their "if it ain't human, kill it" mentality.

When asked what makes his apple pies so delicious, Harry will smile and say it's all about the magic. It also helps to have a Shinigami guinea-pig to experiment on. Don't pay attention to the floating apple near your head. (In which the Master of Death owns a shop).

Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,

It was that night, the night that changed my life forever. When he came and told me I was a wizard, I was sent to Hogwarts. I learned spells and potions, made friends and enemies. And now, I'm being targeted, by a fruit-loop named Voldemort. My life is a complete mess.

When the Avengers investigate an illegal lab that's putting off radiation similar to the Tesseract, they find three young boys from another universe. While trying to send them home, they discover that the kids have abilities that rival their own. How can they handle having three child heroes in the tower?

Harry was kind of stupid to think he'd stop being the Master of Death by just keeping one Hallow. So, after he finally realized this, he gets the job description: Sorting out other universes' messes 'till the end of time. Oh joy! Requested by Crazyboi23.

Short stories in universe that needs saving, an immortal halfa that just wants a purpose again, and five humans that have the stars in their eyes. May become ShiroxMatt in later chapters. No particular order of things.

Before meeting All Might, Izuku meets Saitama. Learning that Saitama was born without a quirk like him, Izuku becomes Saitama's disciple and trains under him to become the strongest hero he always wanted to be. But will Izuku succeed? How far is he willing to prove everyone that someone without a quirk can become a hero? Can he become a hero? Well, there's only way to find out. RxR

Harry hated being an immortal. Absolutely hated it, the boredom and never ending loneliness until the day something piques his interest. A mystery with the thrill of excitement. The doctor promised himself he wouldn't be responsible of any more lives, yet how can he keep that promise? The loneliness of being the last time lord is a lot to bear. MoD!harry sort-of-slash DW/HP

It is unknown what comes after death. It is unknown if there is anything after it. What if there is no heaven, no hell, or Valhalla, or anything? How do you know? You don't. And for Harry Potter, well, he is about to find his own 'afterlife.' No pairings as of yet.

Hogwarts is thrown into chaos as a mysterious plague grips the students, forcing them to reenact strange yet familiar scenes. With the very foundation of what they once knew for sure shaken, can they regain their understanding of the world and learn from their mistakes before it is too late? Inspired by Wings of Fancy's Musical Maladies.

Alfred Pennyworth had believed that he would remain alone for the rest of his natural life. No wife, no child to call his own, but by chance he receives an anonymous tip that he has a grandson. A grandson named Harry Evans. AU, Slash Bruce/Harry

Sebastian has never apologized before, ever. Even when he screwed up big time to his only brother. But when the said brother told him to apologize for his mistakes, he selfishly ignores them and goes to the Scandal, where he makes the second biggest mistake in his life. This time, he wants to right his wrongs.

The first time he picked up Gryffindor's sword he had been young and terrified. The second time he fumbled the hilt, he had still been young and he had still been terrified. The third time? He was not much older and no more prepared for the world he had just entered, nor for the enemy he will face in order to win this twisted game of life and death.

Adopted from KamikazeNamui! What if Lucifer wasn't like the Winchesters were told? What is he doesn't loathe humanity, all because of a little human boy? Read as this change shakes the foundation of the Wizarding World, and the lives of the Winchester boys. Rating (and genre because I'm terrible at rating genre) liable to change. R&R!

Rose travels the world in an effort to get away from Britain and its remaining Death Eater problems. Through her journey, she encounters a number of remarkable individuals. Will not be strictly Avengers. Some OCs. Pairings not finalized. Fem!Harry M because it mentions adult things. No lemons.

After an inexplicable case in Surrey, Sherlock is after the strangest criminal he's ever encountered: a mass murderer, that has eluded the authorities for almost 14 years. Unfortunately, Sherlock Holmes is the only one that can see right away that this Harry Potter character is completely innocent. And hang on, is that tea set floating? (Harry/Sherlock)

Harry Potter is the son of Lily Potter nee Evans and Bruce Banner, but his father doesn't know about him. After he comes back from his first year at Hogwarts S.H.I.E.L.D. takes him away from his relatives. His father is summoned to help find the tesseract that Loki had stole, so the two meet. How will the two handle finding out about each other? Starts a little before the Avengers.

Harry Potter Master of Death has been deaged and tossed into the world of Death Note. How will he take to being a child again?( hint: not well) Can he make it through Wammy's house without causing chaos? ( hint: heck no) Come and watch the fireworks.

Hinata Shoyo never went to the middle school where he would eventually meet Kageyama at a match. What happens if he went to Teiko Junior high instead? What happens if he was actually part of the Generation of Miracles instead? [ CREDITS TO THE ARTISTS WHO DREW THE PICS IN THE COVER PHOTO ! ]

What if Bruce sends Damian to a boarding school to investigate the new benefactor. Now since Vlad donated money to this said school he decides to send poor Danny. Guess who are roommates? Own nothing but the plot.

Before the First Human falls, Sans makes a discovery just inside the Ruins. Years later, Frisk leaves the Ruins to find not two, but THREE skeletons waiting for them. Will this change the story? And how will it affect the future?

Suck at summaries. Harry's brother is thought to be BWL but its actually Harry. Harry is neglected and bullied and decides to run away, he ends up getting adopted by Tony Stark after saving his life and being permanently crippled while doing so. Bad!Potters, Bad!Dumbledore, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Good!Remus, Genius!Harry, WBWL, aiming for slash in later chapters still unsure.

Freesia Potter was the strongest witch in the world. So,getting recruited for the Tesseract Project was no surprise. But what to do when it is stolen, a War has been declared and once again, Freesia is in the middle of it. Fem!Harry

Harry Potter is known for stupid heroics. However, this time it has unexpected consequences. Torn from World War 2, Harry ends up in Asgard, injured and weak. Two young Asgardian princes take a shine to him but Fate never liked him much. Torn from their sides, he wakes up with no memories in a land of superheroes. But memories be damned... he has work to do.

Harry Potter was abused by his relatives. One day when he was 5 years-old he wished to find a place or a person where he could be considered normal. What about with Undertaker? He finds a parent figure and spends time with new friends. Then poor Dumbledore summoned him back to his dimension and time. So what'll Hadrian Undertaker do? Cause havoc of course! Look out, Hogwarts!

Harriet "Harry" Potter was found abandoned by Gomez and Morticia Addams a few days after Wednesday was born and adopted and raised as their own. Rated M for gore, gender swap and over the top silliness

Harry leaves to Japan after he defeats Voldemort in the Department of Mysteries plus some backstabbing friends that he'd rather not talk about. He didn't know that along the way he would find love and an old friend from when he was eight years old. Only problem is that with Harry trouble likes follows.. **The Rewritten version of A New Start**

When a young half ghost is running for his life from an older half ghost and two hunters meet the young half ghost on a hunt, I'm sure they'll all sing Kumbaya together! Sam and Dean find Danny while on a vampire hunt and decide to save him from the evil clutches of Plasmius. But what will happen next? Original title is original.

"There's a legend that if you go the middle of the Winter Woods, the Ice Prince will come and collect you. It was said that when he was a little boy, he lost control of his ice powers killing his little brother. To this day, they say that once you enter...you'll never make it out again."

Spark didn't become the leader of Team Instinct by chance. You could say, he'd been preparing for it his whole life. He may seem very different from his friends, but you'll be shocked by what he can do.

It hadn't started off this complicated. One minute, he was in his Auror office, fiddling around with the strange runic object they'd recovered from their latest raid, the next he was on board some Muggle base thing and there was an angry man in an eyepatch shouting at him.

Sequel to 'By the Grace of...' They had all abandoned him after they had discovered that he had been sired by a demon and not by James Potter, leaving him in the hands of the demon and Voldemort... Full summary inside.

America is supposed to be the answer to his problems, the medical care he desperately needs, the educational opportunities he desperately wishes for, and the life he deserves. But since arriving 4 months ago, all Alexander has received is more trouble. Now, he's being shipped off to a new foster family hundreds of miles away. Will the Washington's finally be the ones to help?

Danny's on the run after the events of TUE, and has landed in DC. When a retired Gunnery Sergeant who was attempting to help him turns up dead, the NCIS team investigates. What seems like a simple mugging soon turns into a much deeper conspiracy and it all surrounds one boy. What has Gibbs and his team gotten themselves into?

Most people want to be heroes, especially those with Quirks - and then there's Natsu Dragneel, he doesn't want to be a hero, he wants to live a peacefully lazy life. But, due to failing all his classes in middle school and no school taking him in - he has no choice but to go to U.A High School because he got recommend into it. This is the epic story of the Lazy Hero Salamander!

Felicity is not what she seems, sure she is a sweet, quirky, genius who can always be relied upon to help save the day but she is also more than that. She has lightning in her blood and more than one mighty protector in her corner. Takes place after both Heir to the Demon and the second avenger film. Now a collection of one shots.

Danny Fenton is dead. Or at least, that's what the public thinks and not many make the connection that Phantom has been missing for about the same length of time. After being pulled from the debris at Cadmus, avoiding a terrible fate, Danny meets a group of people that will change his half-life forever. Not a TUE story. Alive!Family/Friends. Mostly follows YJ plot, S1, S2, n more.

Danny Phantom is dead. That's the way he wants to keep it, anyway. After saving the world, Danny has no reason to play hero any longer. But leaving it up to a more relevant set of heroes is harder than it seems. When trouble hits Jump City, he has to decide if saving the world is worth the cost of losing his anonymity. PP AU: Danny didn't reveal his identity.

Reborn as Kanazuki Reiko, Harry thinks that this new life might be his second chance. Or the fates might be taking another crap at him. Again. Damn it. (Massive AU, Pre-canon, triple crossover with KHR and other anime themes.)

Harry finds himself in another world and as an attendant to a short-tempered prince. Damn you, Potter luck. (Zuko! and Harry! centric; follows the show with minor changes; minor past AU for Harry Potter world.) Rated T for swearing and violence. NO PAIRINGS for Harry; canon pairings remain.

Akihiko Kayaba created a world of monsters and steel, a floating castle that had trapped ten thousand people across Remnant over two years. And so two years after Aincrad's fall, Ruby Rose is accepted by Beacon Academy.

Harry Potter had believed that he escaped the curse of the Hallows. Yet. Eleven years since the final battle had passed and he had not aged a day. A Harry Potter is the not the Master of Death but the one who would be King instead story. The Shinigami have awaited their kings return for eternity after all. Drabble series

Another college AU. Alexander Hamilton is a transfer student with a wealth of secrets. John Laurens is a more mundane student, but he's head over heels for Alexander. They'll make it work somehow, even with everyone trying to bring Alexander down. But when things go more wrong than they could have ever imagined, everything they know and love is challenged.

After the war, Harry moved to Lima with George Weasley and enrolled in McKinley High. However, having a normal life doesn't go as planned when George starts abusing him. Will Harry speak out, or will he hide it until he can't anymore? This fic will be a possible trigger as there will be depression, suicide, self harm, alcohol abuse, child abuse, and mentions of rape. AU

After Loki fell from the bifrost, Thanos wiped his memory, and made him into his favorite child and heir. Loki ends up as the sixth member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and never invades. Instead it's Nebula, as Thanos's only remaining child. When the Guardians come to take her to Nova Prime, Thor sees his long lost brother, who doesn't even know who he is. What's a god to do?

Victor is the psychopathic but charming, wealthy leader of a multinational Russian crime syndicate: Black Bear. Yuuri is a naive college student and part-time Katsudon delivery boy, who skates his worries away on the ice. Their totally unexpected meeting has Yuuri falling into both a job for the mafia underworld and Victor's dark, encircling embrace.

It's the evening before the first event of the grand prix final and that skaters are enjoying a night at a local bar. That is, until one skater appears to have it out for Yuuri and aims to ensure he does not compete the next day... *gasp*

After his first year at Hogwarts, Harry was abandoned by his relatives. Luckily, Tony Stark just happened to be in the neighborhood and found Harry. Surprise, Surprise, Tony adopted him. Soon everyone will learn not to mess with his child.

"We'll just pretend to be soulmates until you retire," Viktor offers, "That's what you need from me right now. It wouldn't be hard." Yuuri doesn't know if that's true, but they try anyway. (A collection of soulmate AUs. 6: where the government is in charge of handling soulmates and things get deliciously... filled with paperwork)

Dean's eyes widened at the sound of the new voice that was coming from the radio. Baby was possessed, how in hell….? Sam immediately launch into a Latin chant but the radio voice cut him off. "Um…..Considering I'm the one keeping you guys and the car from plummeting another 200 feet or so, you might wanna stop that."

It was in his cupboard that Harry heard the voice. It was kind, warm, and he couldn't tell the gender of its owner. It helped him through his years, and during a fifth year potions class it asked if he trusted it. With that, they left, the class trailing after them.

'Retired' from the hero business, Danny Fenton goes to San Fransokyo to finally attend the college of his dreams. Yet according to some guy named Tadashi, what he's doing isn't really a science so much as it is science fiction. (Danny x Tadashi) - Discontinued until I can edit and revise previous chapters

When Loki discovers one of his children being tortured by HYDRA, he calls upon the Avengers to help him. But when Harry has lost the memories of ever being a godling, how does the already hurt father help heal both himself and his child. TRIGGER WARNING: contains brief descriptions of violence, torture, abuse and human experimentation.

It started with a box, a super sweet coat and a wormhole. Now Darcy Lewis is stuck relying on Howard 'Grabby Hands' Stark for help getting home. Sometimes science sucks. Eventual Darcy/Howard, but not for a while.

After TUE, Danny loses his family in the Nasty Burger Explosion. Will he ever recover from painful psychological wounds? Meanwhile, San Fransokyo is about to have some unusual problems of—oddly coloured floating people?

One small accident spirals out of control when Kurt can't seem to leave the poor Dalton Student Harry Beaumont alone. He really should have listened when the other Warblers told him to stay away. (slash, het, bad language, liberal disregard for canon. Slight Kurt bashing)

As Detective Danny Fenton runs from his past he swears off his powers and throws himself into work. The time he spends rebuilding a life of normalcy is torn down when he's assigned to the Teen Titans as a partner detective. Can the Titans restore Danny's faith in heroism? Will Danny have enough strength when their case leads him to confront his past? *Collaboration Fic -Astrovagant

He won their war for them, resulting in losing everything he loved. Wishing for his end, Death appears. Now, he's in a world where he is the only one with Magic, somewhat. Trying to make this life worth anything, he makes a name for himself and gains more than power. But when he finds his new home being threatened, Harry Potter steps in as the Avenger of Magic. REWRITE!

After countless reincarnations, heartbreak and nonstop paperwork, the Master of Death – Harry James Potter – upon agreement with Death has decided to take a long-awaited vacation for one lifetime. As Elijah Phantomhive. [See warnings inside! NOT mpreg]

Harry Potter is not who he thinks he is, he's not the son of James and Lily Potter, he's not even a mortal. He is the son of Thor and Loki, the jewel of Asgard before he was abducted from his home. On the night of Voldemort's return Harry is saved by Loki, and taken back to Asgard. Harry has a chance at a real family, but he also has family on Earth. Who will he choose? SLASH!

A young Harry Potter, sorely abused by the Dursleys, finds hope. He learns how to do magic, learns to stand on his own, and what family is. Eventually ends up in Fairy Tail world. Dumbledore bashing, and sane Voldemort/Tom Riddle

It's hard to make friends, especially when you have been locked inside most of your life and have super strength. Finny gets the chance to actually meet people his age. The obvious question: Will they be his friends, or look down upon him as a freak? Well... only time will tell

A new case has everyone's favourite detective stumped as he struggles to figure out the killer's plan before it's too late. One where if he's not careful, will hit close to home. Sequel to Shower Time Musings.

(Avengers: First Movie Plot/Characters) Post-Avengers and Post-Deathly Hallows, Harry and Tony are dumped before they have the chance to ask a big question. When Harry leaves the UK for New York, who can he depend on? And why has Tony's apparent hate for a certain captain vanished? Stony and Drarry, possible Clintasha. (It's been taken over by Sayomina! See inside.)

Sequel to 'Having a Purpose'. Set approximately a year after X2. Rogue is found by S.H.I.E.L.D, before her journey of recovery, self-discovery and eventually love. Bruce just wants to find inner peace and a kindred spirit. Rogue is looking to belong once again. Rogue/Bruce. Mostly RogueCentric

Harry Potter voluntary sealed his eyesight because the Shinigami eyes is more curse than a gift to him, to top it off his status as Master of Death and immortality is a lifetime sentence in misery, he was saddled by the responsibility of holding the power of death. Two centuries later of losing his love ones one by one, he finally met his 'soulmate'. LXHarry yaoi

A very long time before the angels fall the Angel of Death falls so he would not have to watch his brothers and the ones that he loved with all his being fight. What will happen now that he remembers all of the passed lives that he has lived? Slash. Beta: TheCauldron

Voldemort has finally won after years of fighting and loss Harry is the last wizard of the light left fighting. In a last ditch effort to finish it he once again meets Voldermort in combat only to be tricked and shoved through some sort of inter dimensional portal. Now here among people who call themselves Avengers he just might find a new life, if only evil would stop hunting him

Requested by PanoramaGirl; You're seriously brining her to the competition with you, Yuri?" Minako questioned, eyebrows raised. "I'm not leaving my baby!" In which one decision changes Yuri's and Vicchan's lives.

AU! Anthony Edward Stark has it all; a billionaire, playboy, philanthropist and Iron Man. What more can he ask for? But when a startling truth about Tony's past came into light, it might just change everything Tony knew. How can something so small-so vulnerable be worth more than anything Tony knew? A treasure he never knew he had is finally found. Dad!TonyFem!Harry TS/PP MCU verse

{Phichit X Yuuri As this ship needs more appreciation} Have you ever had to watch someone you love dearly, get on a plane and leave ? Have you ever had to watch them be full of anxiety and worry all the time that your chest hurt and you just wanted it all to go away ? Have you ? Well, he as for sure, and every cell in his body wanted him back.

Au. 4 years ago, Danny Fenton created an unlikely bond with a merman nicknamed Phantom. Life is grand, up until the arrival of Circus Aquatica, where the sea monsters are performers. And not always the willing kind. It soon becomes apparent there's more to Freakshow and his traveling band of sea monsters than meets the eye. Final story to Fathoms Below. pitch pearl

Yuuri Katsuki has been kidnapped and sold to a Lord named Viktor Nikiforov who already seems to have a beautiful blond omega at his side. Yuri Plisetsky doesn't know what to do or how to treat the new omega that Viktor wants to mate.

Request Fic. Starts summer of Harry's sixth year, doesn't follow any particular season for SPN. Harry's generation all born ten years later so Harry 7/31/1990 instead of 1980, everything else is canon up to HBP except what for Sirius Black's will. Some bashing of various characters, manipulative Dumbledore, SLASH. Dean and Sam receive a very strange letter from a dead man.

After the Adoption of Harry Potter to Malfoy both him and Draco moved to Japan so Harry could get away from the clutches of his so called family once there they make many friends in and out of the Host club, but it was never meant to last James Potter would do anything to get his ungrateful son back.

Bruce Banner and Hulk find themselves in a world where the heroes and villains they have known their entire lives don't exist. They must now learn to adapt to a world so similar yet so different to their own if they want to survive and show this new universe why they are 'The Strongest One There Is'.

Viktor wore his heart on his sleeves at the best of times. Now the man he loves is being drawn in by a stranger from his past, and Viktor doesn't know how to respond. How do you take what you want, when all your life it's simply been given? There's more at risk than losing just a student. BL, Vikturi, yaoi.

"Ah, Pegs." She glared at Howard and his familiar tone in front of a prisoner but he ignored her and continued. "That's what makes this all so exciting and covert. Ms. Lewis do you mind telling us what year you were born?" (aka the one where Darcy time travels and becomes Tony's mother)

After sacrificing himself for the greater good Harry is granted a chance to live a new life in a alternate world. What adventures await our favorite hero? Parings undecided. Dragonslayer!Harry Rating may go up (due to violence and darker themes).

Darcy thinks she's just going on vacation to Costa Rica. She should know that things involving Tony Stark are seldom so simple. She ends up with a raptor squad, and everyone plays a really crappy game of hide and seek.

When Harry becomes the first submissive Vykélari in over two centuries, Lucius wants his power bound to the Malfoy name by all means necessary. Now he only has to persuade Draco and his fiancé to kidnap and mate with him - no hardship with their instincts and Slytherin ambition. The only problem: the submissive is not quite so submissive at all. Creature!Fic. Sub!Harry. HP/DM/BZ

Rogue copes with near isolationism when her powers return. Gambit accepts truths about himself he has tried to ignore. In this sweeping, multi-lifetime spanning tale, Rogue and Gambit circle each other like two immortal celestial bodies, waxing and waning, but will they ever find a moment in time to come together, or are they destined to live forever, just out of arm's reach?

Follow the adventures of the intrepid team SKPR, an elite foursome who move to Beacon for the upcoming Vytal Festival, while also tracking down a devious villain who has allied with the White Fang. Featuring humanized Penguins, maybe a few other supporting characters too, who knows. Takes place during Volume 2, with a few alterations.

Taken from their homes, Raven and Danny are thrust into an unstable environment where each day is a grueling battle for survival. As Danny struggles to keep himself and a powerless and paralyzed Raven alive without using his powers, the entire world watches their ordeal; episode by episode. Pre The End. Post TUE

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

For most of his life, Harry had been paying for something. Whether it was for the imagined slights visited upon his aunt by his mother, or the deliberate hurts his professor suffered at his father's hand. Now, he must pay for the selfish indulgences of an older half-brother he never knew he had.

Storm has a secret that she wasn't really keeping a secret. She has been dating someone for the last five years...who that someone is shocks people when they find out. Harry killed Voldy at age 16 and went around the world just to see what's out there. He met a beautiful exotic looking woman who doesn't care for his money, name, or fame in Egypt...oh boy this will be FUN!

During a near death experience at the age of seven Harry manages to awake an ancient bloodline to receive a mysterious inheritance. Now transformed into a beautiful, mysterious, creature he must learn to live alone when a strange man in an iron suit crashes into a nearby beach. Mpreg, Slash.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.

Rogue was said to have the potential for limitless power, not that anyone ever told her that. Of course, not being told has never stopped Rogue from finding things out. Don't own, will include death of some characters from the series, complete.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

The children of Wammy's go to see a ballet, and things go awry when the audience is held hostage by a mysterious killer that seems to be looking for Near. Will Mello and Near be able to save the audience, and themselves, in time? MxN, onesided BBxN/BBxL.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.