Either that Horny Wife was not getting it enough or the hubby was not doing her in the right way. So she ended up going food shopping for a nice cucumber to take care of her needs. Granted I would love to help her out any day of the week and time too.

Fleetrix March 9, 2012

I have heard that Cucumbers have a chemical on them that makes them very irritating. Don't try this at home without a rubber!