Yay! Ok toke the edge off now I can wait again ill leave you to ur work.

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

“Well this is it.” Stan said. “We found the armory. I wish he would just tell us where everything is on the Lexx instead of telling us after the fact.”
“Relax Stan, you know Kai thinks about what is important now and doesn’t borrow trouble. We found the black packs like he wanted.” Xev said. “So let’s pack them in the moth and head back. Don’t forget to grab The Protoblood from the Cryochamber just in case.”

“How long will it take to reprogram it?” Rick asked looking at the deactivated carrot probe.
“A few hours.” 790 replied. “But I’ll need a walker to actually finish the program.”
“A walker? You mean one that’s completely dead right?” Lori questioned.
“No I need one that is still moving. I have to find out what to program them to look for.”
“Can’t you just use the head?” Dale asked.
“No it needs to be fully functional. I can control one easily.” Kai said. The problem is that I am dead, so they will ignore me. Even if one is close, catching it without killing it will be difficult.”
“Don’t people snare rabbits where you come from?” Daryl asked. “It’s not that hard, all I need is some rope. I can rig the trap, but we’d still need bait.”
“Bait?” Glenn said with a gulp.
“Yeah bait. And here I thought you were a Chinaman with guts.”
“Korean dammit! For the last time I am Korean!”
“Whatever. A chicken shit is still a chicken shit. But you don’t sound like a chicken shit right now.” Daryl pointed out. “Besides I wasn’t planning on asking you to be bait. I need you to get the rope, so I was going to ask you to go to town.”
“Oh, that I can do? I’ll see if anyone else needs anything while I’m going.”
“It would be best to wait for Xev and Stanley’s return. I asked them to return to the Lexx and bring back better weapons for you.” Kai replied.
“Better weapons?” Dale asked.
“Yes right now Daryl has the best weapon. It is more primitive than a gun but it still kills them and without the noise that you say attracts them. He can reuse his darts and if he runs out he can always fashion more darts without any special equipment.
“Your guns will only be effective as long as you have bullets. You need special equipment to create bullets. I asked them to bring something much more effective for you.” Kai explained.
Everyone looked up at the sound of the moth landing. Xev and Stanley pulled out a bunch of odd shaped items and a large jar then headed toward the group.
“Is there anything else about or aboard the Lexx we don’t know about?” Stan asked as he dumped the pile of black packs on the table.
“Yes, there are many things about the Lexx that you don’t know. Some of them will eventually prove useful like the moth breeding chamber and the armory and some will never be needed.” Kai replied.
“It would be nice for the Captain to know about them.” Stan grumbled.
“I do not know what will be needed until it is needed Stanley. The Black Packs were not needed until now, there was no reason for me to tell you about it.” Kai said picking up one of the Black Packs.
“We thought you might need more Protoblood.” Xev said. “It would be bad if you went into protoblood failure now with carrots and walkers all around us.”
“Thank you Xev. Although I am not near failure levels replenishing my supply is not a bad idea. I have one more errand for you. I need you and Stanley to go with Glenn to town in the moth. We will need some rope. While you are gone I will teach everyone how to use the black pack.”
“And then we’re going Walker hunting.” Daryl said.
"Okay, I'm ready to go. Shane wants one of those pillows that people with hemorrhoids sit on. Where would I find one?" Glenn asked.
T-Dog and Daryl glanced at each other for a minute then T-Dog said. "Too bad you won't find one."
"Glenn you won't even be able to find a tube of Preparation-H. Got it?" Daryl added.
"Yeah I got it. Shane just has to suffer."

“I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the idea of them going out in the woods and trying to catch a walker.” Carol said. “What if we lose Daryl or Rick? There aren’t many of us left and I don’t think I could stand it if someone else comes back bitten. Just the thought.”
Andrea put her arm around Carol’s shoulder. “They know the risks and they will be careful. And remember Daryl is the one who went out in those woods by himself to look for Sophia.”
“That’s why I’m worried. We almost lost Daryl then.”
“Kai will keep them safe, don’t worry. He’s good at that.” Stan said.
“Stan is right Kai is a Divine Assassin. He’s good at keeping people alive and won’t let anything happen to them.”

“Daryl are you sure about this?” Rick asked eying the rope snare.
“I’m sure. Somebody has to be the bait, I know what I’m doing. Besides I don’t want to be the one to tell your little boy his daddy is laying in the forest with a bullet in his head because you wanted to be all macho.”
“I do not understand. Your walkers don’t use guns.” Kai interjected.
“We know what happens when someone gets bit, we’ve seen it. It’s a death sentence, you die and come back as one of them. I don’t want to come back and kill my wife or my son.” Rick explained. “If I get bitten Daryl will shoot me so I don’t come back, and I’ll do the same for him.”
“I will not allow you to shoot each other. If you are bitten, there is an option that does not involved death.”
“I woke up in a hospital full of bodies, we tried treating them it doesn’t work. The only thing that works is a bullet between the eyes.”
“Your medical methods and procedures are primitive. The Protein Regenerator on the Lexx can cure a bite. It can cure almost everything except death. So I will not allow you to kill each other when we have the means to cure you.”
“Yeah well I think we’d better stop jaw-jacking now.” Daryl said pointing down along the creek bed they had chosen to set up the trap. “Hoss down there is looking for lunch.”
Kai grabbed Rick and fired his brace lifting them both up into the tree while Daryl stepped out into a somewhat clear spot to make sure the walker saw him. Everything would have worked just fine if the second walker hadn’t shown up.
The second walker being closer drew Daryl’s attention from the approaching walker along the creek bed.
“Damn!” Rick shouted as Kai dropped from the tree.

“We have a problem.” Rick yelled as they entered the camp. “Daryl’s bit.”
Kai fired his brace, fouling Shane’s aim. “No! Do not shoot him. Stanley, get him to the LEXX and in a Cryopod. Xev and I will stay here and make sure the walker does no damage until you get back.”
“He’s been bitten we have to do what we have to do.” Shane said raising his gun again.
“I do not think you will be particularly missed. And I do not care one way or another if you live. It will make no difference to me.” Kai said taking aim at Shane.
“The Protein regenerator?” Zev asked.
“Yes. He was not comfortable with the idea of me sucking the poison out.” Kai answered.
“I’ll go with Stan.”
“No I need you here. Zev was once like your walkers, she was cured.” Kai explained. “Daryl will be cured also.”
“Come on, you’ll probably like the Lexx. Pa Golean liked it and you remind me of him, just not quite as dumb.” Stan Said Pulling Daryl off in the direction of the moth.
“What do you mean she was like the walkers?” Glenn asked pointing at Xev.
“It was a long time ago, on a planet called Ruuma. It’s where they sent the bodies of former Divine Shadows. It had certain properties that kept the bodies in a semi living state like your walkers.” Kai explained. “The Divine Shadows also had a craving for living flesh and Xev was bitten. I was able to suck out the poison and cure her.”
“After he sobered up that is.” Xev added. “Divine Assassins are already in a sort of living state, so the radiation affects them differently. It makes them inebriated.”
“Once 790 finishes reprogramming the probe, we’ll return to the Lexx and cure Daryl. I will need 790 to calibrate and run the Protein regenerator.”
“Sometimes people die and turn really quick.” T-Dog said. “How long is this going to take.”
“Stanley will put Daryl in a Cryopod until 790 and I return. He will be in Cryosleep.”

“So this is the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. Lexx say hello to Daryl.” Stan said as they got out of the moth.
“Hello to Daryl.” Lexx replied.
“Come on the cryochamber is this way.” Stan said.
Daryl followed Stan down a corridor when a strange noise caught his attention. Turning he followed the odd sound And found himself looking a large tongue sticking up out a hole and licking the surface. “What the hell is that?!?”
“What? Oh the toilet.” Stan said.
“That is a toilet?!? You have got to be kidding! I think I’d rather wipe my ass with poison oak anyday.” Daryl replied.
“It’s actually not a bad feeling once you get used to it.” Stan answered. “Come on guy, let’s get you in the cryopod.”

Shivers lol those toilets noooooo Daryl why :O lol I'd let Kai suck the poison out any day I'd even get bitten over n over haha ;) 790 I'd in love with Kai? Lol, awesome stories Abby Kai should learn to use a gun he is kinda intrigued on how things work have him accidentally shot Shane in the leg lol.

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

Yay thanks Kai for saving Daryl making sure he made it to the LEXX ALIVE lol.

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

He should be nice and rested when he is thawed out ^^ then his temper will be more explosive then normal lol.

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

That clip reminds me of zombieland hahaha how zombies know when your at your most vulnerable haha. They can smell it when your trying to go lol. Made me laugh I'd be tire of checking.

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

Kai watched as the protein regenerator shut down.
“So I'm cured now?” Daryl asked as Kai removed the tubes that connected him to the protein regenerator.
“More than cured, you are immune to the virus that causes people to become walkers.” Kai replied. “Before we return, I should warn you. Your group is in danger.”
“I know . I see a lot more than they think I see.” Daryl said.
“They misjudge your intelligence level. The living tend to do that.” Kai nodded.
“Shane tolerates everyone for now, but he and Lori were screwing like rabbits every chance they got. It was pretty clear that something was going on. Ever since Rick showed up, Shane's been obsessing over Lori and the boy. Kind of a kick to the nuts having your girlfriend's husband show up alive like that when you told her he was dead.
Sooner or later we are all going to become excess baggage in the way of Shane getting Lori. Rick is his best friend but Shane won't let that stop him much longer, and that boy only lives as long as he isn't inconvenient.
If it wasn't for the fact that he's an extra gun when we need it and it would get me kicked out of the group, I would have already killed him. I figure that if I get kicked out, their odds get cut in half. Sooner or later Shane's either gonna get bit or make Rick kill him when he can't keep it together any longer. So I'm just letting nature run it's course and doing some damage control.” Daryl explained.
“You are as intelligent as I calculated you would be.” Kai said. “The living often judge intellect by appearance, It would be wise to let Shane continue to do so.”

“Daryl told you to speak to me? Why?” Dale asked Kai.
“Tell me about Shane.”
“I can't prove anything but he wants to kill Rick, and he's been looking for an excuse to kill Daryl.” Dale said quietly. “Rick and Daryl are obstacles to want Shane wants. He wants Rick's wife and he wants to control this group. I think he knows that even if he kills Rick, Daryl is going to protect this group. I honestly think Daryl would have done it by now if not for Rick getting between them all the time.
Shane just hasn't been able to think of a way to make it happen without suspicion. But if he ever does, Rick and Daryl will be dead as soon as he can arrange it.”

The group watched as the carrot sprang for the walker. The walker being a walker did not react as it burrowed it's way inside. It continued to shamble around controlled by Kai's brace encircling it's neck for a few more minutes before it fell to the ground motionless.
“Is it dead?” Dale asked.
“The brain is what keeps it alive, destroy the brain and the walker will die.” Kai replied. “You are sure it transmitted the information to the other probes, 790?”
Every jumped in alarm when the carrot suddenly came back out the same way it went in. It stopped taking in the group around it before turning and disappearing into the woods.
“So that's that.” Rick said.
“Not necessarily. They will attack the walkers, but your last census there were close to 10 million people living in Georgia. 790 only detected a 274 carrot probes in a 25 mile radius from here. You will still need the black packs for any walkers that do threaten you.”
“So now can we get off this miserable planet?” Stan asked.
“There is one more thing that I must do before I leave.” Kai said activating and firing his brace. “For the good of this group.”
Shane looked down in disbelief at the blood pouring from his chest.

Yay!!!! That's just as good of a death as the one in the comics and show Kai kills Shane and I loved it. Kai and Daryl are smart cookies they made a good team yay immunity if only that was true for our redneck. Thanks for your hard work on writing the stories. Talent to be able to write

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken

____________________~I would make a very bad killer in real life because I don't think I could even pick up a gun, much less actually shoot one. Guns make me very nervous. They're dangerous. I'm more of a pacifist than anyone could imagine.~ Christopher Walken