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If I were a pick-up line…

Today, I’m just short of words… I’m feeling a little romantic too, so let me leave you with this collection of funny pick-up lines for a good dose of #dailymedicine. There’s plenty more where they came from, but these are just a few good ones I gleaned from the top 🙂 If you find a mate by using any of these, be sure to tell them that Ufuomaee hooked you up!

Source: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

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