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...Bin Laden finally digs himself up from the ruins of his cave and he orders unreal to fly a plane right into hKzKnight. Unreal, still not fully trained to fly an F-16 gets in the jet, and just as he launches off....

He is told he dosen't have too cause hKzKnight is already dead. It is his clone that is running around, but they just killed the clone and destroyed all DNA samples, there is no misstake about it, they are all burned up. So then George Bush stimulates the economy...

<Mod Thoughts>Hey, pre-maturely ending a story is no better then pre-maturely ejaculating, actually it may be a sign of it, so if your name isn't or shouldn't be Quicky McLoseload then don't end the story so soon, lol</Mod Thoughts>

He reaches in he pants and pulls out his 8 foot schlong. It is masive, ladies come for miles to get a gander. and Learner spends the rest of the story pleasing everyones mom..... <img border="0" alt="[Devil]" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />

Curse decides he must un-marry them, because jason took his life-long butt-lover away. He races toward Jason with divorce papers and a watergun.Curse puts the gun to Jason's head telling him to give up his hubby or take the water guy in his [censored]. Given the ultimatun, Jason decides he never really liked Boy George anyway (all he wanted was money for a new computer)...but just when Jason is about to sign the divorce papers.....

"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."