"My wife ran off with a state policeman and when I saw your flashing lights I didn't stop because I thought you might be the trooper who is trying to bring her back to me."

One day I was driving to school and I was late for classes. I was pulled over by a Policeman that obviously worked graveyard and said to me. "I've been waiting for you all day." To which I replied. "I got here as fast as I could Officer!"

Old lady doing 88 in a 25 zone.... "I was checking to see if my muffler was leaking"

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