I don’t understand why people insist on doing this to me. I try to be open-minded and see a world of possibilities for everyone, not merely limiting my opinions and statements to my preferences because in addition to being pretty dicky, that’s so boring. Woo, differences! They make the world go ‘round! It takes all kinds!
But then we come to Axl Jack Duhamel, and I become one of those people who calls for a scotch and a smoke and a cheese plate. Full Story

Oh Jesus.
I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Full Story

The Academy has released a trailer in advance of this year’s awards. Billy Crystal must be found. Celebrity cameos happen in service of his finding. And Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel get the most airtime...If you knew nothing about the Oscars, and you watched this preview, wouldn’t you assume that this event had something to do with people like Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel who previously co-starred in Transformers? Ohhhh. Full Story

Katherine Heigl’s movies, you know, they’re not exactly rivalling Christopher Nolan’s. Same goes for Ashton Kutcher. And when those two collaborated, we ended up with Killers, maybe one of the worst pieces of sh-t movies of the last 20 years, slightly worse than another piece of sh-t called Life As We Know It, starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel. Full Story

Looks like Fergie and Josh Duhamel are spending NYE in St Barts too. They arrived via helicopter today. As you can see, Fergie’s ready to relax in some loud ass pants. I particularly like the way they swirl from the back on both cheeks. You’ve got to have a certain confidence in the tightness of your buttocks to be able to step out in these without anxiety. Full Story

Katie Holmes, Josh Duhamel, and Blair Underwood read out the Golden Globe nominations this morning. Credit to them for not rolling their eyes at the dumbassness of some of the sh-t that got called out.The Tourist??? It’s not quite Pia Zadora, no, but it’s still a goddamn joke. But anyway, this is about Mrs Cruise, and, well, they couldn’t quite make that KatE stick the way they wanted to, non? She was formally introduced by the HFPA as Katie. Full Story

If Fergie had been with him yesterday, this sh-t would not have gone down the same way. So Josh Duhamel, after escorting his wife to the BillBoard Women of the Year event in New York, where she was named the Woman of the Year, then boarded a plane for Kentucky that was delayed. He was texting and refused to stop despite being asked three times, going so far as to deride the flight attendant who kept asking him. Full Story

It was announced yesterday that Fergie will be one of the judges in Avon’s global online singing competition for women and a songwriting competition for men and women. Avon Voices is now open for registration. There’ s a list of songs on the website. Full Story

Life As We Know It opens next week. And she needs it to be a hit. Because Killers was far, far from a hit. Killers was also crucified by critics. So she’s on the sell right now, and she needs to convince people that she’s not really an asstalking bitch, ungrateful about her success, who has managed, in a very short time to have alienated many of her peers and eroded a fragile fanbase that thought she might be the next Julia Roberts. Full Story

Everybody’s talking about the trailer, just released today. Have you seen it yet? Here: I liked it the first time around. Then I watched it again and became more and more irritated my Katie’s melancholia. Movies like this, that bring you back to university and tap into the nostalgia, and get you all angsty again, movies like this need . Full Story

They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew back home. Full Story

Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many famous faces. No appearance in the playoffs. Full Story