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Nubile young actress Miranda Cosgrove then made her film debut with the movie School of Rock. In the movie, she played Summer Hathaway, a young girl with great ambition and discipline who finds herself adjusting to the free-spirited nature of the new teacher by becomingthe band manager of classroom’s rock band. School of Rock was both a commercial and a critical success. David Ansen of Newsweek praised Cosgrove’s performance on the film, describing it as “spot on”. This underage lolita liked the experience of working with Jack Black, she said: “The first week it was like, ‘Oh, my God, that’s Jack Black,’ but two weeks later it was fine. He’s really funny. Sometimes the director would say, ‘Jack you can’t make them laugh so much.'”

The teen nymphette cited the scene wherein she’s trying to sing wrong as very difficult. Miranda stated that “I got a 45-minute lesson from Jim O’Rourke of Sonic Youth on how to sing badly. “I’ve been taking singing lessons for about five years, so getting to sing badly was new. The director kept saying, ‘Try to sing even worse, Miranda,’ so it was weird.”

Miranda sure is shaping up pretty nicely. ‘Pretty nicely’, meaning, she’s headed in the right direction to sluttiness, akin to her big celebrity sisters Britney and Lindsay. She’s still a little too young, but that’s what makes her so damn precious. Just a couple calendars more and she’ll switch right over to the darker, albeit more flavorful, half of Hollywood: sex, drugs, and partying, oh yeah. It won’t take too long until her clean act gets messed up and she turns into a cum dumpster for gossip and scandal… and cum, of course. It’s an inescapable fact that celebrities who let fame get to their heads eventually lose their heads over it, turn themselves inside out, and be a piece of meat for dickheads and actual dicks to prod.

But who’s complaining here? I’m actually pleased Miranda has already taken a few steps ahead of what’s predicted to come, posting photos of her naked and untouched pussy on the net. In a world where denying rumours and scandals only make things worse, it’s a good move for her to simply get ahead of those merciless paps and display her pussy with pride. Now that she’s done her part, you should too, which is to gawk and jack off to those pictures.