The Daily Pulp Archive

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on December 8, 2013. Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ‘n’ Biscuits, a popular fast food chain in the Southeast released a press release earlier this week claiming that it will sue every restaurant that serves brunch, claiming to have been first to the market when it opened its […]

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on October 8, 2013. “It took me 30 minutes to pick out what I was going to wear here,” admitted 24-year-old Gabe Kirkland as he blew down on his steaming, off-white coffee mug. At noon on a Sunday, Kirkland has been at his neighborhood coffee shop—just a […]

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on September 15, 2013. September: fall breeze, a football tossed in the air and a time when only one thing is on everyone’s mind—self-improvement. Yep, September is National Self-Improvement Month, and while this makes no sense whatsoever (January feels like the logical choice, but hey, we’re not […]

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on August 25, 2013. A silent pandemic has been invading the lives of hundreds of thousands of male high school students across the nation and has been cited as expanding exponentially like a recursive virus over the past decade. Cross country (a.k.a. “XC”) is said to […]

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on January 30, 2015. It was the last original piece run on that website. Cooking has become a major hobby for me since starting grad school. With homework and departmental service hours to complete, I have much less time for hobbies, clubs, and general procrastination than […]

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on July 24, 2013. In a stunning moment, at 11:12 p.m. last night, magic occurred when all wishes made at 11:11 p.m. came true. An overwhelming majority of benefactors were teenage white females, mostly residing in suburban areas across the country. The good fortune, which has […]

This article was originally published in The Daily Pulp on June 24, 2013. For reasons unknown to rock critics and sports fans alike, The White Stripes’ song “Seven Nation Army” has found second life as the “We Will Rock You” of the year, sparking record sales of the band’s Elephant to reach double-platinum status in […]