Summertime crusin' back from your favorite off roading place, bikini top on (keepin' the sun of my top - little hair). You hear a sound (thunder) rain water happens and start wipin' the inside of the windshield while the wipers are going...

how about...when your drivers side floorboard starts to rust out so you rivet remains of a stop sign on whats left and put carpet over it
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That one is funny to see......thats how I bought her!! Although shes fixed now

How about when the road crew drops old signs at your house because they get tired of replacing all the missing ones on your street!!Thanks for this thread,i really needed a laugh,I have a 5 and can relate to all of them!!

Sigh, all so familiar sounding. 32mph is a bit optimistic, must be downhill.

When you drive your wife's car to work, and suddenly, on the acceleration ramp you find yourself at a complete stop, and getting "the salute" from everyone swerving around you... after you cocked back your left leg and stomped the clutch to the floor, trying so "speed shift" in order to get some sort of acceleration. It's just that the wife has an automatic! Don't worry.... she will never see the stain from your coffee going all over... Ya, right.

Your knuckles are bloody, two of your nails are blue, no, black, your wife makes you take your clothes off on the porch, and the ring in the tub wont come off..... And, you look forward to days like this......

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A good day at work never beats a day (or night)working on the Jeep...