What any of this has to do with the film’s intended parody targets — including “Paranormal Activity,” “Black Swan” and “Inception” — we have no idea. But Dimension Films is promising “nothing is off limits or too outrageous” this time out. So you’ve been warned…

“Scary Movie 5,” which also stars Ashley Tisdale, Molly Shannon and Kevin Hart, is scheduled to open April 19, 2013.