User:Razorflame/UNIB

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This is going to be where I write short UnNews articles that I don't want to put out in the main part of the site. I'll expand many ideas here that could potentially become great ideas. If anyone would like to add their own UnNewsinBrief to this page, please feel free to do so, but make sure to make your own heading and make sure that you put your signature below the post you make. Thanks!

New York, New York: In New York City, in Central Park, a lone kid was walking home from school playing his Nintendo DS (Pokemon Diamond). A clown then jumped out of the bush as the kid was walking by and wrested the DS out of the kid's hands and then proceeded to run off. Authorities on the scene spent 10 hours yesterday trying to make the kid stop crying on and on:

"Now I'll never complete my Pokedex!" was all the kid screamed and cried at authorities while they were busy trying to find the clown who stole the DS.

The next day, the kid was notified that his DS was used to buy drugs. Poor kid!