Are You REALLY a UMass Minuteman or a UNH Bum?

Are you a Minuteman or that oversized cat with a weird name? Is red your color, or that sad navy color? If you’re reading this, you better hope that you belong at UMass, but this quiz will sift out the real Minutemen from the UNH bums.

What do you think about wildcats?

I’d much rather hangout with a handsome guy like Sam the Minuteman.

They’re so fluffy and cute!

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How long do you last in bed?

I usually spend most of my day alone in it.

Let’s just say Sam and I don’t have much in common.

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What do you eat for drunk food?

I usually throw an Ellio’s in the microwave. What’s a Sicilian?

Three pieces of Sicilian Chicken Bacon Ranch from Antonio’s.

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How does your tuition bill look?

I pay out-of-state tuition at another state’s state school...

Great! I go to an affordable, top-research institute conveniently located in my state.

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The library is...

A building that is definitely overcompensating for something.

A place I’ve never been.

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If you were to die in a weird way unexpectedly, how would you go out?

Sweating to death inside Monkey Bar.

Probably skiing. I’m never not on a mountain.

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If two new rules were enacted tomorrow, which one would make you the most angry.