The rumors of a Jersey Shore baby being on the way started earlier this month, but the Snookster quelled rumors on Good Morning America. The 24-year-old told Lara Spencer, “I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant.”

“Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.”

Liar.

According to The Post, Snooki has already worked out a deal with Us Weekly to announce her pregnancy publicly, and is hoping to make herself the next Kourtney Kardashian.