Best Laver Pictures/Chopin Press Conference

(A distinguished-looking gentleman wearing a top hat stands in front of a podium.)

"Ahem, attention all posters!" The gentleman straightens his bow tie.

"Right, it's my honour to announce that Chopin will return to the Boards on October 31st, at the stroke of midnight. He wishes to assure you that he means to move the Boards once more, with threads most could only conjure up in fever dreams. In the meantime, please post your favorite Rodney Laver pictures in this thread. Should there be any questions about Count Chopin's return, please do ask."