I know what you were thinking, you woke up today, had a good stretch and said, “God, I would like another movie poster round up!” And guess what! My friends you are in luck! It’s round up time! Whoo to the Whoo!

Let’s get started! First of all, I’m not a huge animation fan… But I confess something, I love Puss in Boots! I know I know, but Antonio Banderas is so good! And I’m the one who said the only decent Shrek movie was the second one! I still stand by that… But anyway… This poster features the feline hero with fire all around him. It’s adorable! I love all the posters they have done for this series!

Next up is the Three Stooges… WHA? I admit this is a little before my time, I just don’t get why this movie is getting so much press. It’s like… Eh… and this first teaser poster just seems slight… I know the logo is supposed to be cut off, and yes it is just a teaser, but this does not get me excited to see this… Not that I think much could…

Then we have a new version of The Rum Diary poster. This time we see Johnny Depp hung over and shirtless standing in his room. It’s fun, I like the trailer, but… Something just makes me go, “Oh, a good night for Redbox.” Maybe that’s just me… And I do love the Depp.

I’m only posting this for Anushika, but there’s a new Twilight Breaking Dawn part 1 banner… Maybe it’s just me but do people in their mid 20’s really need this much airbrushing? It’s like they are action figures and the marketing people want them to look alive, but they are really plastic… Or worse anamatronic… Creepy…

In the same vein of Valentine’s Day is the one sheet for New Years Eve… I don’t get this… At all… This must just be that they can’t get this cast together for press or a photo shoot or something… Because who in their right mind would put out a poster with a mishmash of headshots of people looking in different directions… It’s like… Wha? Why? Sigh… Oh, and it’s gold in case you didn’t know it was NEW YEARS EVE! Ugh…

One cool poster after the next for Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol This one features Tom Cruise hanging off the side of a building… But damn… It looks awesome! The photoshopping is slight, it’s action packed… I mean damn, who ever is doing these posters ROCKS!

And now… For the release no one cared about… Star Wars Episode 1 the Phantom Menace. I like to call this film, the movie that killed Star Wars.. but you know to each their own… Maybe there are five people in the world that want to see Jake Lloyd scream “yippee!” or see Jar Jar Binks again… Wait… I just threw up in my mouth a little. Wait… I threw up a lot. It’s interesting this poster doesn’t feature the wooden Natalie Portman or Hayden Christensen… Let’s cross our fingers for The Clone Wars! Ugh…