Troll Level: Master – Anytown for Knife Safety

In the great meme war between the hoplophobes versus those who wish to keep their naturally-derived and Constitutionally-enshrined right to bear the edged tools of your choosing, there exists a true keyboard warrior. I am referring to the master of snark that is behind the Facebook page “Anytown for Knife Safety“.

Riffing off the Nanny-Bloomberg-funded “Everytown for Gun Safety” they make parodies of the ubiquitous and supposedly “rational” sounding quote-memes. But the thing is, they illustrate the inane nature of these sanctimonious lectures from the left.

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Hard to tell if it is satire at times, but all in all hilarious. Troll level-Master indeed.
Also, not that it has anything to do with this post other than it’s a knife, I just received my Kershaw Dividend in M390 and all I can say is wow. Shaving sharp out of the box and so thin. Now they need to make one with some carbon fiber scales.

You may be calling it satire, but this is the fake we’ve been talking about. These memes are being spread, through ignorance and naiveté, as real news only for the purpose of creating division and fear of an evil liberal government that’s coming to take your knives.