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Kool Keith's Total Orgasm 2 Is XXX Rap

By Behold the Destroyer, 11/30/2012 - 10:00am

Kool Keith, the father of weird dude rap just dropped a new mixtape Total Orgasm 2. It's one hour long track about fucking, Biggie Small's cousin "Lonnie", and going to the gym. Seriously.
If you're not familiar with Kool Keith from Dr. Octagon or The Spankmaster or Diesel Truckers, jsut know he's the predecessor of dudes like Riff Raff, Gucci Mane, and Lil B yet is still respected by MF DOOM and old Timbs and Carnhartt rappers alike. There's no one else who can claim that.
Total Orgasm 2 is one of the most profane, funny, and well rapped albums of recent memory. Just don't play it at work, in public, or around small children or people with heart conditions. But, you don't have to take my word for it. Stream the album below and if you still have any doubts, check out some select lines as all the convincing you would ever need.
"They run around smell like shit, with a nice weave/I stay inside every new years eve"
"I'm curling like 8000...with my dick"
"With the ash around her ass, she look like a mountain lion/ waiting for the city to call her, she got no appliance"
"I'm all jeweleried up naked with the black draws, indecent exposure/ your mom told the cops I should go put on some clothes at the mall"
"I step in dog shirt on purpose and track it through your house, unpronounced"
"I see your whack tattoo and your vagina print showing, look at that..."
Total Orgasm 2 by Kool Keith