Friday, February 10

I, your most humble and precious Jazzy Cat, have been thinking about how Jimmy Carter and other Democats desecrated the funeral service of Mrs. King. I understand that propaganda at a funeral is a terrible thing to waste. So, I would like to offer them a solution that would prevent their dishonoring of the dead in the future. Instead of calling the entire event a funeral service, add a second event and call it a Solemn TRAPS. TRAPS stands for trash republicans as the problem speeches. The announcement could be as follows: Today’s funeral for Senator Esteemed Democrat will be a 3pm and will be preceded by a Solemn TRAPS at 10a.m. This solves the problem. They can have a dignified funeral and still have their political hate and propaganda event before the funeral.