I thought the expression was "in, out, in, out". But carry on. It eventually got a bit "sad", he says: "I remember being at a hotel in Cannes and we were shagging ourselves rotten, and I said, 'This is fucking depressing.'"

Just what every woman longs to hear at the moment of ecstasy. He should have tried settling down. He did, repeatedly. He has been married three times, to model Alana Hamilton, model Rachel Hunter and model Penny Lancaster, and his long-term girlfriends have included model Dee Harrington and model Kelly Emberg. He has eight children in all, two by Penny, whom he married five years ago. He was "definitely" in love with everyone he impregnated.

He still sounds just a little sleazy. Doesn't he? But although he admits he two-timed almost all his exes, they all still talk to him, except for actor Britt Ekland, who "bloody hates" him.