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Thursday, July 8, 2010

We will still take the time to type out a whole post,dedicated to having nothing to say about thatexact subject.

We will then post a link on our facebook page about it,and have you take time from your important day, toclick on that link, and realize we just wasted a few minutesof your life, that could have been productive.

Will we feel remorse for these actions?

Negative.

Why not?

Because secretly, we are terrible people.

We have been setting you up for this moment, for thelast 17 or so months that we've been at this.

It's all been a huge ruse.

Are you being serious?

No, not really.

Editor's Note:

I have decided to take over this post, and end it beforewe bore you any further. I apologize for this inconvenience,and hope today's actions don't deter you from readingour little website. Any concerns should be voiced via emailto thenewkblog@gmail.com

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