"It's a little sick and twisted, which is kind of like me." - A.J., America's Next Top Model"Oh yeah, I have a nerdy moment in my life everyday." - Jael, America's Next Top Model"You are NOT allowed to enter me, but you may hang out with us now through this token from your past." - Adrianne, Celebrity Paranormal Project

No one ever made a list like this before, so i made my own a long time ago:

You might be obsessed with ANTM if...

-You Know Tyra's speech at panel by heart. (..one step closer to being america's next top model and you know about our prizes. A contract with the modeling agency..FORD models. A spread in Elle magazine which will be shot by Julis Bensimon and a $100,000 Covergirl Contract.)

-You also know the elimation speech. (I have 9 girls standing before me but I only have 8 photo in my had. These 8 photos will determine who will become one step closer to becoming america's next top model.)

- You Know all the girl's names before the season begins.

-You Actually had pre-show favorites.

- You worship Janice and want her back.(Eh Twiggy is cool)

-You Know the difference between Mr and Miss Jay and agree both should be labeled "Miss".

-You Will kill anyone if they compare Top Model to Project Runway.

-You Have at least 5 of the girls on your myspace friend's list.

-You want Naima's mohawk back

-You Yell "TYRAMAIL" when pick up your mail. Also know the TyraMail isn't written by Tyra.

- You Have cried when your favorite left as if they died.

-You Know a season isn't complete without a black bitch (Or any bitch for that matter).

-You know a season isn't complete without a contestant that is Bisexual/Lesbian.

- Your favorite is shown in a negative way you automatually blame the editors.

-You have considered modeling yourself. Althought you never have before.

-You think Jay Manuel wears more make-up than all the girls put together.