Solange Knowles is not talking... [cue music: Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith]

My favorite Knowles, the only Knowles, Solange visited the UsWeekly offices today and kept her lips shut on Beyonce's maybe-possibly-who-cares wedding to Jay-Z. They tried to ask her things about the wedding, but she wasn't saying shit!

Solange visited the New York offices of Us Weekly Wednesday but played coy when asked about the recent big event in her life: sister Beyoncé's wedding].

Does Beyoncé like being married? "I have no idea!" she responded.

When complimented about the skirt she wore to the wedding she only replied, "It was a cute dress."

Was it a fun night? "What night are you talking about?" she replied. "Friday? Hmm. Friday. I really don't [know]."

Why the hell was Solange at the offices of a celebrity weekly magazine if she wasn't going to talk about Beyonce's wedding. Oh....Oh!!!! Beyonce set Solange up! Beyonce was probably bored, so she made Solange visit UsWeekly, but told her if she said anything she would be banished to the basement for the rest of her days. Beyonce made Solange carry a hidden camera and she watched from her bed chambers with a big bowl of kettle corn.
For real, Solange just wanted a little attention. You can't blame the basement baby for wanting to be pet every now and again.