This woman goes into a dentist`s office, and after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”
The woman then says: “Ooooohhhh, I`d rather have a baby!”
To which the dentist replies: “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”

“Father, I have two female parrots and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ‘hi we’re prostitutes wanna have some fun?”

“That’s terrible!” Exclaim the priest. “But I think I can help, bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship”

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.