I’ve never put much thought into Chapstick, but when I saw Mountain Dew flavored lip balm, I knew it needed to be mine. Thanks, eBay. It turns out there’s a slew of obscure candy, soda, and other lip balm flavors out there I never knew existed. These are just a few, but you can get lost down the Amazon well even easier than you can Wikipedia.

For those curious, the Mountain Dew lip balm tastes ever so slightly like the Dew. I wouldn’t be able to place it without the label though.