His roughly 75-minute routine covered a ton of ground and seamlessly segued from topic to topic.

He garnered big laughs with his spot-on observations and critiques of every day life, from the challenges of marriage to dying cell phones to his admiration for Pop-Tarts. His post-performance Q-and-A with the audience was an excellent cap to a fine evening of comedy.

While Seinfeld discussed technology, he took his audience on a short tangent that addressed the U.S. Postal Service.

“I love how the Post Office always has this emotional and financial meltdown every three to five years that their business model from 1630 just doesn’t seem to work. 'I can’t do it all, all right. We’ve got to go up a penny on a stamp and we don’t care what the consequences are!'” Seinfeld said in his high-pitched voice.

He then offered some advice to the struggling agency.

“Make a stamp a buck. If you have any extra (money) left over, get yourself some real pants and a real car.”

Seinfeld on Facebook, young people's obsession with connecting with everyone online

“Another great trash receptacle of human time. It completes the final whoring out of the word ‘book,’ I’ll tell you that. I’m sure looking at pictures of Timmy and Tammy drunk in Cabo is the same as reading 'Moby Dick.'”

“I hope I live long enough to see the young people of today in their 50s. When you blow out the candles on your 50th birthday cake, your first thought is the fewer people I have anything to do with, the better off I am. Connecting with people is why there’s lawyers, mace and cease and desist orders.”

Seinfeld on Twitter, birds as the origins of 'Tweeting'

“Why say a lot of things to a few people when I can say absolutely nothing to everyone.”

“Why can’t we also drop an annoying series of small daily turds upon the Earth? Let’s set up a system!”

Seinfeld on cell phones

During his commentary on our obsession with cell phones, someone's phone rang. Seinfeld stopped to acknowledge this as a perfect example of his thoughts.

“You want to get that? I don’t care. I make the same money whether you answer that phone or not.”

Seinfeld on being married

Jerry Seinfeld is 59. He got married at 45. He also has three children. He offered his take on marriage.

“Marriage is a bit of a chess game. Not checkers. It’s chess. It’s complicated. Except in marriage, the board is flowing water and all the pieces are made of smoke. You can make all the moves you want, but they will not affect the outcome of the game.”

Seinfeld on obnoxious birthday parties, pinatas and what they teach kids

“Today you’re 5, it’s about time you learn about blind rage and senseless violence. … Take this crude weapon and you beat the snot out of him (pinata). Whatever falls out of his ruptured carcass, grab it and eat it right in front of his face. When we’re done with him, we’re going to put a picture of his brother on the wall, everyone is going to get a pin and we’re going to nail his a--.”

Seinfeld on going to movies

Seinfeld mentioned a recent trip to a movie theater where a new request was made prior to the movie. The pre-movie announcement asked patrons to pick up their trash after the movie. Seinfeld did not care for this idea.

“There’s an agreed upon deal between us and the movie people, whoever the hell they are, that is understood by every person in this room. The deal is: You’re ripping us off. There’s a lot of overpriced, oversized crap we shouldn’t be eating to begin with. In exchange for that, when I’m done with something, I open my hand and let it roll down eight rows. I’m not sticking my arm into that dark, scary hole to see if I can pry out three Goobers that have been sitting under there since the 'Shawshank Redemption.'”