Spencer Pratt, Jesus can see you

Because a guy with a camera told her to, Heidi Montag bought Spencer Pratt a 68 Camaro as an early wedding gift. Like any douche worth his weight in high tops, he thanked her by pretending to have sex with her on the hood like that’s a normal part of their relationship. (It’s not.) Then again, it’s probably not a bad idea to practice for an inevitable career in porn. And by inevitable I mean minus Heidi add fireman.

Such as ____SugarBabyMeet.c om____
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

One of these days this woman will have a genuine emotion and will be so confused she may completely forget herself and have a genuine reaction. Ha! Who am I kidding? Oh well, back to the window and watch for flying pigs.

The photos would have been more sincere minus Heidi but with Spencer’s hot cuban boy toy. And Spencer totally bought that car himself. Do they have a suggestion box? I would like to request that they pose next to the Mobieus
Girl from Geekologie next.

Ugh. Quit posting about them. Everyone’s going to start thinking that you’re taking money from them to write this shit, which you probably are considering how you whored yourself out for Brody Jenner and that other stupid chick from the Hills. For making fun of them so much, you sure are putting yourself on the same level.