It appears that Robert Pattinson will be getting married very soon. Details have emerged about the wedding of the year and they are fascinating to say the lease. Kristen Stewart, get ready for this.

Lauren Adkin, 24 years old , will be the lucky gal exchanging vows with Mr. Pattinson, according to In Touch magazine. Who is she exactly? Why haven’t we heard about her until now? How the hell did she manage to snag Rob right from under KStew’s nose? Well, Lauren is a grad student at the University of Nevada Las Vegas and will be “dragging” Rob down the aisle as part of her thesis for her Master of Fine Arts degree.

Miss Adkin will be professing her love and tying the knot with a cardboard cutout of our dear Edward Cullen. To her credit she does have an explanation for this nonsense. “Talking to a friend, I was like, ‘I love Edward Cullen so much, why don’t I just marry him?’, and I thought wait a minute – maybe I should marry him.” File this under “cray cray.”

Now I am a fan of the “YOLO” motto, but someone has taken it to the extreme. Albeit she is “trying to address the stigma that is attached with being a Twi-hard,” she has also managed to make the rest of us look like psychos. I consider myself a Twi-hard, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to marry a piece of cardboard to prove it.

In case you are wondering, Lauren has planned out the entire day. There will be approximately 100 guests in attendance, including her parents. They must be incredibly proud. The wedding will take place a the Viva Las Vegas wedding chapel with Lauren wearing a lace, satin and long-sleeved gown and a $7 ring.

As for the wedding night and honeymoon, I’m sure Lauren will surprise Rob with those details. In the words of Miss Carly Rae Jepsen…”and this is crazy.”