This is probably more for Straddle than anybody else. An online pal of mine on the vanilla site made a funny in a comment on a blog and I followed up.

Men...you know you are old when you have to buy *Cross Your Heart* boxers ( to lift and separate)....

I have made an inquiry to the manufacturer to find out if they are available in brown to address my other concerns

It really is a pan in the ass, (well a part or maybe two parts of the body in close proximity) when you have to sit down on the pot, especially if the water is cold In the winter I have become pretty good at high altitude bombing to avoid this problem when heeding Mother Nature's call