This exclusive iPhone photo shows me on the brink of losing. Any photo of any game would show the same.You like to press buttons while a glowing rectangle sears images of murder and XP bars into your eyeballs. You're vaguely aware that some people have fun moving bits of cardboard and plastic around on a table. It sounds interesting, but like all real world activities it also sounds frightening.

This article is intended to help you, the video game player, make the transition to tabletop games. It all comes down to understanding a few key differences between the two genres.

It's easily the most fun I've ever had playing a board game. I was prepared to explore Fallout 4 for this week and somehow wound up spending far more time with Imperial Assault.

It has elements that should be pretty familiar to anyone who plays video games. It's got a co-op campaign, a versus mode, loot, and shooting. It also has some of that Star Wars you might have heard about in video games such as Masters of Teras Kasi.

In the newest expansion you can play as a Mon Calamari. A fish guy. This is a greater gift to me than the gift of having been born.

Let's get started.

Friends

In video games your friends are a list of people you don't really know whose names you occasionally glance at. You try not to interact with them for months at a time. This silence is typically only broken when one of them either begs for an in-game item or mistakenly messages you.

With tabletop games, friends are actual human beings with faces. They must be willing to occupy the same room as you and tolerate your presence for several hours. When they are sitting directly across from you it's almost impossible to pretend to be Away.

The Manual

So, this is really weird. The manual is pretty important. It's got loads of words in it. Most of these words are in your language, and they're worth reading.

It's not a single slip of paper folded in half. The text does not simply say, "You might get some seizures, so watch out for that."

The manual contains all of the rules. It's how you learn to play. If you sit down with a tabletop game and wait for a disembodied voice to tell you exactly what to do, you'll be waiting a pretty long time. At least two hours.

Controls

Dice rolls aren't handled behind the scenes. You actually pick up the dice with your hand, then roll them on to the table and interpret the result with your eyes and brain.

When it comes time to move your character around the board, you have full freedom. Your hand can literally move in any direction. You can even tap into additional degrees of movement by bending or twisting your hand. The options are limitless!

If your fingers encounter an object, they can actually feel it. It's like haptic feedback without the need for expensive peripherals.

Cards

The cards that come with your tabletop game are physical objects. You can hold them - there goes that haptic feedback again - and use them to do things in the game.

These are nothing like Steam trading cards. You do not get an endless supply of them. Don't sell them for 4 cents apiece in the hopes of making enough money to buy another tabletop game in three years.

Unskippable Dialog

This is the most crucial difference between tabletop and video games.

When someone else is speaking you can't cut them off and skip ahead to the gameplay. They will probably notice if you stop paying attention to them, and will almost certainly consider it bad form if you spin around in place, jump up and down on the table, or run against a wall during their dialog.

Star Wars: Imperial AssaultIf more people buy this wonderful game I'll have a larger pool of opponents to lose to. 10/10

Fallout 4Looks nicer and more colorful, plays better, provides a more interesting environment to wander around for dozens of hours, but I come to Fallout to make occasional choices and be recognized by NPCs as a low-Intelligence doofus who is somehow the most gifted surgeon in the wasteland. 7/10

Sword Coast LegendsI'd like to give a confused handshake to the person who called up the D&D cartoon team and asked them to make Neverwinter Nights. 6/10

WWE 2K16This is, in many ways, the game that wrestling fans deserve. 3/10

Rise of the Tomb Raider Lara Croft And The Ancient Mystery Of Launching On The Same Day As Fallout 4. 6/10

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