Kickass press conf.

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says reporters at a Trump press conference are like helpless passengers on a bus hurtling down a mountain road while the narcissistic driver waves his arms and shouts for them to sit up straight and enjoy the scenery, all of which he happens to own. Kickass’s keeper, who was once a reporter and attended a number of press conferences, remembers with fondness one conducted in Green Bay by Mr. Whipple when he was the advertising “face” of Charmin bathroom tissue. Why that particular one comes to mind at this time is a mystery to the keeper, but much of his past is cloaked in mystery, as is Trump’s.