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A prostitute at the heart of the Secret Service sex scandal has gone on Colombian TV and called the agents "a bunch of fools," the Telegraph reports. Dania Londono Suarez went on: "I could have done a thousand other things. If I had wanted to, I could have gone through all his documents, his wallet, his suitcase." She said one of the agents promised her $800 for a roll in the hay, but in the morning was somewhat less giving: "Let's go, bitch—I'm not going to pay you," he growled, and tossed her out the door.

Suarez says she knocked on another agent's door, but he wouldn't help. "I said in Spanish, 'Look, if you show no consideration for me, why would I have consideration toward you and not call the police? In that moment, I felt strong.'" Later she returned with a police officer and got a payment of $250. Stateside, GOP Rep. Peter King angrily asked why the Secret Service "failed to find this woman when the news media seems to have no trouble doing so." Now he wants her interviewed as part of a Secret Service probe into the scandal.

It's always good to get the expert opinion of a hooker. The agents asshattery doesn't suddenly make her a great judge of character.

AESOP9_11

May 6, 2012 8:06 PM CDT

"GOP Rep. Peter King angrily asked why the Secret Service "failed to find this woman when the news media seems to have no trouble doing so." Now he wants her interviewed as part of a Secret Service probe into the scandal." Hey dumbass, she is a citizen of Columbia. She is going to tell you to stick it where the sun don't shine

n230099

May 6, 2012 7:55 PM CDT

This confirms that the agents were also drunk. This one looks like some tranny. Good grief, once sober, no wonder he wanted out of the deal.