Hate New York City- it's cold and it's damp...
(and all the people dressed like monkeys!)
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos...
that town's a little bit too rugged for you and me-
you Bad Girl...

Rollin' down Imperial Highway,
with a Big Nasty Redhead at my side!
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north...
we was born to Ride!
roll down the window
put down the top
crank up the Beach Boys, Baby!..
don't let the music stop!
we gonna ride it till we...
just can't ride it no more!

From the South Side to the Valley
from the West Side to the East Side
everybody very happy!
cause the Sun is shinin' all the time...
(looks like another perfect day)
I love LA!
(we love it!)
I love LA!
(we love it!)

We love it!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhh!

Look at that Mountain!
look at those trees!
(look at that bum over there, Baby! He's down on his knees.)
look at these Women, ain't nuthin like 'em nowhere!
Century Boulevard...
we love it!
Victory Boulevard...
we love it!
Santa Monica Boulevard...
we love it!
6th Street...
we love it! we love it! we love it!

We Love LA!

I love LA!
(we love it!)
I love LA!
(we love it!)

I love LA ! ! !

(we love it!)

"look at that bum over there, Baby! He's down on his knees"
Beat._________________Wow. Tatsuya is god. Or the dragon...

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

the worst lyrics and worst song EVER! I WIN! There have been some bad 80's tunes but this one takes it all!_________________I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

I bought one kilo of flour
to make farofa
to make farofa
to make farofa fa

I bought a pig foot (faró fa fa)
And a pig ear (faró fa fa)
I put all this in the fire (faró fa fa)
And I mixed it right (faró fa fa)
With the hunger of a wolf (faró fa fa)
I paved my chest (faró fa fa)

Fa
Faró Faró Faró
Faró Faró Faró
Faró Faró Faró Fa Fa

Cassava flour (faró fa fa)
And pepper (faró fa fa)
I like farofa (faró fa fa)
I ate, I do not make bad faces (faró fa fa)
But I am strong as a bull (faró fa fa)
Of the intelligent head (faró fa fa)
I do not chew brick (faró fa fa)
only because it ruins my teeth (faró fa fa)

Fa
Faró Faró Faró
Faró Faró Faró
Faró Faró Faró Fa Fa

it has some spelling and grammar errors, but it also have them in portuguese, so I left them..

p.s.: "farofa" is a dish made with flour, and random stuff... usually used with some meat or anything like that... I would translate it but I don't know the word in english for it (neither does babel fish...)

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion
They scattered his ashes across the ocean
The water was used to make baby lotion
The wheels of promotion were set into motion

But the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine

She lived alone in a small apartment
Across the street from the health department
She left her pills in the glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went

And the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine

I used to fly for United Airlines
Then I got fired for reading High Times
My license expired in alomst no time
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine

Because the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Won't you have another glass of Mexican wine?

Worse, it's got a tune that just sticks in the head. Help me... _________________

Halen wrote:

The reason that "people actually see the points people make" = "people agree with me" is because I. Am. Right!

One of my all time favorite songs, but the lyrics don't make much sense.

Beck wrote:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs
spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain about
a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park