I Was Working As A Prostitute In The Vietnam

A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years.
Father (Angry): “Where The Hell Have You Been All This Years?”
Girl: “I Was Working As A Prostitute In The Vietnam”
Father: “What? Get Out Of My House You Whore, I Don’t Want To See Your Face Again”
Girl (Crying): “Before I Go Dad, I Came To Give You A $5 Million Cheque, And Here Is A $1million For My Brother. I Had Build A Big House For You In The Northern Surburbs With Evreything In It Including A Ferarri And A Bugatti. Bye Dad”
Father (Smiling): “What Kind A Work You Said You Where Doing”
Girl (Crying Out Loud): “A Prostitute Dad”
Father: “Came And Give Daddy A Big Hug, I Thought You Said You Where A ”Prosecute‘‘