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This story about extreme body manipulation in Japan where youngins have saline solution injected into their faces to make them look like vampires or somethin.

I'm thinkin' story 2 is worse. I hope that crap stays in Japan.

Cosmetic Firearms?

I have no idea why one would want one of these instead of the real thing but hey, to each their own. Here we have a Dutch Jewelry Designer starting something called cosmetic firearms. I'll let the description speak for itself but for the amount of money you are spending, you could buy a whole lot of real firepower and ammo to boot!

These guns which bear strikingly close resemblance to real weapons are actually functional storages for personal belongings and beauty accessories. They have been made in two varieties; Dior 001 (white) and the Chanel 001(black), which has items dedicated to these fashion brands. The Dior 001, priced at around $11,500, has a Dior lip gloss, antique hairpin, 18 carat gold toothpick, a vile of perfume, a 50 gram 24 carat gold bar, a USB stick and a Viagra pill. On the other hand, the black Channel 001 has similar accessories from the brand but is priced higher at $17,000 apiece. For creating these fashion firearms, the designs were initially produced on the 3D printer, to get a detailed view of the structure, before being retrofitted with hand-crafted 18 carat gold components. In case the various accessories in the guns run out, Notenís studio is place to go for the refills. However, storage remains a responsibility of the customer, who might want a special holster or carrying case for these devices.

Obligatory Caturday Story/Video
Ah, it is Caturday isn't. Here's a little story about Dusty the Cat Burglar aka The Klepto Cat. You know CA is goin' down the crapper when even the kittehs are stealin'!

The Cereal Killer
This is a great short little action film titled The Cereal Killer.

The male anglerfish is drastically smaller than the female and he does not have a glowing lure on his head and many are so stunted that they canít eat at all, which means he has to find a female ASAP if he wants to survive. So the male quickly finds a female, bites down on her side and releases an enzyme that dissolves the skin of his mouth and a little of her body so the two can fuse together. Slowly the male atrophies until all that is left of him is a pair of gonads which release sperm whenever the femaleís hormones announce that eggs are being released. Scientists have found some anglerfish females with as many as 8 pairs of male gonads attached to their side.

Serena Williams Plays The Race Card. Serena Williams plays the race card. Sports reporter takes it hook, line and sinker. So she's bitchin' about the French Open champion playing on Centre Court while she had to play at Court 2. Big deal. Serena hasn't played much this year and was only ranked #7 for the tournament. Na Li is ranked #3 and had more buzz about her match. Quit bitchin' and just play. BTW, it was a nice pile on with the reporter with his jibberish of how the rich, racist, snobby Brits run Wimbledon. You'd think a reporter would actually dig a little more into how they actually pick the one woman's match of the day on Centre Court but then if he had, it wouldn't have fit the racist meme he was pushing.