Damn, I had a joke, but it occurred to me that it would probably be read as a "Sysio's mother is fat" joke rather than a "wouldn't it be funny if that was a picture of Sysio's fat mom?" joke. So I've gone back and removed it. Damn you fuckers, it was slightly funny if you'd known how to take it properly.

There's a bottle and it says "drink me." And there's a light bulb and it says "think me."