Prepare to check yourself into the Scarp Ridge Lodge, a gloriously overstated Rocky Mountain abode
that comes with your own fleet of 24/7 manservants and... all that other stuff we just mentioned, accepting
reservations now.

You’re basically renting an entire mini hotel here. Full staff. Full bar. Dainty toiletries. And it’s
all courtesy of this new property group called Eleven. They take things like private beach houses and old
farmhouses (and Scarp Ridge Lodges) and transform them into places that make you forget your name (or earn a
new one, whichever comes first).

So give them a call. Tell them about how you’ve always wanted to go dogsledding. Or ice climbing. Or cigar
smoking in your own personal hamam. They’ll set it all up for you. They’ll also stock the fridge and bar
with whatever you want prior to checking in. (Turkey legs. Request some turkey legs.)