Philbb:BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!

2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.

Depending on who's doing the paddling, and the amount of discretion you desire being guaranteed, 2600 dollars might just be the booking fee for them to do the background check and send you the NDA papers to be sure you're not a cop.

Back in high school, one of our teachers gave three disciplinary options. Detention, get hit with an eraser, or get hit with the paddle. Detention meant involving parents because most of us were wise morons and too young to drive. Gotta get home somehow. The eraser was painless but it took forever to get chalk out of denim (which was the style at the time) and the rest of the kids at school would know you'd been caught doing something. The paddle stung for a few seconds then it was done. Only the people in class knew your business.

jtown:Back in high school, one of our teachers gave three disciplinary options. Detention, get hit with an eraser, or get hit with the paddle. Detention meant involving parents because most of us were wise morons and too young to drive. Gotta get home somehow. The eraser was painless but it took forever to get chalk out of denim (which was the style at the time) and the rest of the kids at school would know you'd been caught doing something. The paddle stung for a few seconds then it was done. Only the people in class knew your business.

I had a teacher in high school that tried something like this. For the record, I wasn't in class this day. Evidently she had left the room and something had happened while she was gone and because no one would tell her what happened she lined the entire class up and whacked them one by one with a clipboard. It's a good thing I wasn't there because I was the type that would've grabbed it and thrown it across the room (or worse) before I let her touch me.

BronyMedic:Philbb: BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!

2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.

Depending on who's doing the paddling, and the amount of discretion you desire being guaranteed, 2600 dollars might just be the booking fee for them to do the background check and send you the NDA papers to be sure you're not a cop.