Bart & Homer: On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball...Marge: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral!Homer: Ding-dong the witch is dead..Bart: Which old witch?Homer: The wicked witch!Marge: Homer!

Puppets: Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, you have one too! Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a Duff, you have one too!Bart: I want to get off.Selma: No, you can't get off. We have five more continents to visit.

Selma: So, wearing a belt, are you?Kid: Uh-huh.Selma: No suspenders for you.Kid: I guess not.Selma: Orange is really your color.Kid: They make us wear this.Selma: Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?Kid: Uh...I'm not allowed to date customers. It's store policy.Arnold: No, it isn't.