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Februar 22, 2007

(now with first original pictures from sexyyy party)

Let us make Happy Crucifixion time dearest lovely antropsfy blogheads,

thank you for your tipps how we can punish the "false Oberförster", especially you Frau K. But we got convinced by Mr. BORAT, we decided to hang him with his fluorescent swimming tanga trunks on wood! Also the " false Frau Oberförster", without swimming shit, and do the poking game, he learnet as cultural learner from the West. For Crucifixion party we take the naked lambs from carne vale. Please don`t bring alcohol, we are civilised in Uribistan part of greäter Kasakicountry.We from TNT wish you and your families happy crucifixion time and bring along your poking stick.Yours frändly Murat Tschundyk c (Editor of TNT)

I see that it happened: a happy crucifikation party,but happy for whom ?Punishment under human beings is so cruel and sensless that I ' m speakless.I mean the working of J.C. has had such an influence on humankind and history and still has but should we not obey the heart than ideologic structures of powerand religion.Or find a way to overcome the borders of different religions, ways of living...Let there be little Oberfoersters dancing to their folktunes and hanging around with beautifulwomen,if it happens peacefully where s the problem ?

thanx a lot mr. oberfoerster! thanx also for remaining my name (j.c.). I hope that mr. Murat Tshundyk, forgotten son of the taiga and the atomfields, will take away the big party picture! it's also from a lay out point of view a horrible thing! I think we must change both pictures, they are made in a hurry, it was not allowed to make pictures there...no time etc.....behind-the-woods-greetings,J oseph C anaillo

now we have original picture of party! it was rather lickingg insteade of a pokingg game. frau obereförster (the false one) loved it to get succked on her toes from olde man normally wearing spear of destiny...

Soorrrry folks,forgota to take a picture away got lost in snowstorm with my Kazakhibrothers dancing, music and dr...(äh).....Steinere.whata hell is spear of destiny????Holy relict you hava to tella us we are learning we don`t want to interfere with your mumbo jumbo magix know- everthing- philosophy?!!!Sorry I hava to finda Mahmoud he is now in Snowstorm, not anymore Dolphines Travel Watch.Mixa-it-up-babe. Wawewowe!!!All kazakhi brothers are greeting,

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Because it is sensational newz-topic for Djermanistan, I wrota in djermani language article about Wallek Micelos-Xandyk, an uribi native. As a secret sowjet-agent he made great career in the katholix church from Rom in Djermanistan.Wallek Micelos-Xandyk is not very good propaganda for Uribistani citizen. But in every country we hava psychopatic personz.You can read the articlehere on Terra Canaillo.Overstreamingz! Marat Tchundyk Gundo

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a short-short history of the uribistan daily

in februar 2007 joseph canaillo & tc kronstadt from terra canaillo, founded terra canaillo 2, the great anthropsfyinterview, to give more place to mister borat with his questions about anthropsfy. soon mister murat tshundyk arrived, he wrote about anthropsfy, kasakhi and uribi affairs. mister tshundyk is not a kasakhi, he is uribi. the big anthropsfy interview changed his name in the great anthropsfy thing, managed by The Naked Truth (TNT) -mister tshundyk is a TNT-reporter- some other journalists, and by terra canaillo. in april 07 joseph canaillo & tc kronstadt retired from the anthropsfy thing, giving their part to the friend and journalist mat gundo. the uribistan daily was born!

about racism and colourism

"As a human being, it is stupid to be a racist. As a dog you can be a racist, if you say for example, being a Bulldog: 'I don't like Siamese Cats !'We are only one race, the human race, and in this race we are all distinctive Individuals: if you are a racist, you are against yourself. We have different colours. That's what I like, the different colours, the different forms, and the way people speak. It makes life 'colourful'. You know, I'm a colourist." Mat Gundo

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