Responding to NFL Draft picks in 5 Words or fewer

In case you all missed Carp’s guest post from a couple of days ago, some people apparently disagree with immediately grading draft picks without seeing a these players for a single down in the pros. I’m ok with it, but everyone else is going to do that. And this is SpreeGoogs, not everyone else.

The draft has just ended and I’m going to immediately analyze each pick without letter grades. Without thumbs up/down. Without any sort of scale of appropriateness. I’m going to recap each pick of tonight’s first round, followed by my five-words-or-fewer ALL-CAPS instant analysis. It’s like a drive-through version of the “A Loud Evening with Mel Kiper” that ESPN is bound to air.

There is One Comment.

07.30.09 at 12:45 pmjackin’4beatsSo are you syinag that Bear Grylls has nothing interesting for us to watch anymore? So when will Nazi Shark show up to a Patriots game to dismember Tom Brady? Because that’s all I really want out of this year’s NFL season. That and for Romo to stop sucking in December.

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