Kif or Kak?

by Dylan Muhlenberg / 03.08.2009

KIF

The thing about shtupping sluts is that, more often than not, they’re loose, dirty, riddled with disease, drier than Ghandi’s slop and not the type of woman you’d like to make a baby with. Still, even a slutty bird’s bush is worth more than both of your hands. So what’s a young man looking for love in all the wrong places supposed to do? Fret not, because a new Chinese wonder cream allows you to have your koek and eat it. Kills sperm, HIV, disinfects, lubricates and that last thing… Simply squeeze a dollop into the desired orifice and off you go…

Although I suspect that most, if not all, of mahala’s readership would get the post Vice “high ironic” tone this was written in. So I don’t think people will believe that there’s a chinese aids cure on the market.

You beter “screw the nice” why bother with some dirty slut with a wornout pussy. besides havent the chineese heard of microbecides before. besides that chink stuff must be acid based to kill HIV it will be like sticken ur vieanna down a steam pipe. So practice your A,B,C. IF not check out sme STI pics on the web, they bound to make SQRUTENISE.