The last time I tried to eat here, at 11.10pm on a Wednesday, a very boisterous group of lads spilled out of a neighbouring budget drinks’ shop and I didn’t fancy walking past them while they were downing everything ‘in one’.

Returning on a Wednesday lunchtime was far more civilised, especially as a group of foreign students were happily sitting in eating chicken.

I ordered the £1 medium fries (no small!).

Cooked fresh to order by a smiling chap, they were handed over in a polystyrene box which weighed 300g on my in-car scales.