Old sketchy sketch that is, and probably the most random thing I've drawn for a while. But since I thought it's rather adorable in it's own, stuff-that-you-don't-usually-see-about-this-character kind of way, I decided to upload it separately instead of including it into a sketch dump.

Machete is socially unconfortable with everybody, but clingy ladies that pop up out of nowhere just seem to freak him out. Somebody help that poor thing D:

Lolol, oh my poor man. Give her a good old fashioned shove, don't worry she deserves it >:3

How I hear the rest of this conversation going:"Oh dear sir, don't be so stingy. Let us have a spot of fun. Surely a man of your profession could use a break from those harsh rules?""What do you mean by that?! Of course not madam you misunderstand my- oof! where do you think you're putting those hands?!! Release me this instant!" *pushes her off of him*"Hmph, have it your way then." *storms off*"My word. What are they feeding these women?" *dusts himself off*

Machete do not worry I will help you D: ! *pushes that woman toward the door*okey get out of here!!!Mr. Machete gets a heart attack soon as possible if you are here. *slams the door*Phew ...happy now? :3