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The Daily Memo - 1/30/08

The Blue Man Group is being sued for stuffing an esophagus cam down a dude’s throat. (STLtoday)

An Australian landlord is being called heartless because he sued a woman to get $600 from her on behalf of her dad, who broke his lease … by having a heart attack and dying. Said the landlord: “A tenant has died. Is that my problem?” No dickwad, but is $600 worth the lack of compassion? (Herald Sun)

A New Jersey judge has quit, claiming it’s because of his health and no sir it has nothing to do with ethics charges he’s facing. (Law.com)

Oregon’s Supremes says that you might want to ask a 12-year-old boy if he wants a circumcision before deciding which divorced parent wins in the fight to keep/kill the boy’s turtleneck. (Supreme Dicta)

A Las Vegas lawyer skipped out on his client’s murder trial, because it interfered with his sabbatical. (The Legal Reader)

NBC is taking Dick Wolf to Court over their dispute about how much money he should be getting … CHUNG-CHUNG! (FindLaw)