Donald Trump to set up Billionaires anti Wind Farm pressure group "Air Peace"

In a bid to thwart the Scottish Executives’ attempt to build a Wind Farm just a couple miles from his luxury golf development “Trumptown” situated on the Aberdeenshire coast, the billionaire tycoon today addressed the Scottish Parliament. .
Wearing a specially designed tartan toupee for the occasion Trump told the committee that “Wind Farms are an environmental disaster they kill a massive amount of Wildlife, in fact more than we did building a golf course on a site of special scientific interest! Plus they put you off when you are putting”. He went to say that he, along with a few other of his billionaire friends who share his concerns about the environmental impact of wind farms especially off the coast of Aberdeenshire, have set up a pressure group called “Air peace” , “We want to save this coast from anymore rampant commercialism and exploitation, the area has suffered enough, well at least till we have sold all the available condos”, he added, “ The SNP have no business ethics, if they did they would have returned all my gifts and donations back, it shows they just don’t care about the environment otherwise they would not choose to build these gothic monstrosity off shore, they would be environmentally responsible like me, my resort will only get its power from a local source of power in the form of the Dounreay Nuclear Power Station, and you can’t get much greener than that!”.
When pushed that Trump’s only real concern was for himself and a small number of wealthy individuals Trump sprung to immediately defend himself, “ Look we all know there is a desperate shortage of golf courses in Scotland we are addressing this vital social need, I totally refute any accusations that this will be an elite billionaires playground in fact I am helping the local community in many ways, not only am I providing up to thirty jobs, I am also introducing guaranteed local tee times so that the crofters and fishermen can enjoy my Trump National course. All they have to do is walk up to the starter's hut, pass a CRB check and pay the £2000 green fee and they can play between 12 A.M and 3 A.M. 365 days a year, don’t you dare say we are elitist”