"Raab gives the 5pm press conference with the air of a man who strongly suspects there’s a chalk penis drawn on his back, but is just going to butch it out by facing forward till the bell goes."- The Guardian's Marina Hyde on the UK's supply prime minister

This is going to be a terrible series for batsmen if things go as expected and popular expectation is never fulfilled. I therefore don't see one of Broad and Cummins having a very good series. Starc might disappoint also.

Originally Posted by Gnske

a boy was he, his name was trundler
the day came, his mother's heart torn so asunder
"I browse day to day the cricket vBulletin" he said
"You're done" she said "for my son is dead"

we watched him grow with trembling anticipation
only to watch him develop a perverse persuasion
one of us is to blame, but lets not talk about names
the hookers and crack he got from James