Miles Morales is the new Spider Man after Peter Parker died, the debt deal isn't a deal for New Yorkers screams the elderly, and a mother accused of holding a 10 year old bully while her twin 7 year old daughters get revenge are headlines that I have to eventually explain to my children.

What happened to real solid news that I could intelligently discuss with people?

I really miss the good old days even though my mom was only 7 when polio was cured and I was 2 years shy of being born when the moon had visitors... but I vividly remember when Pamela Anderson got bigger breast implants. Now that was news.