Just imagine how much more it would suck if you were an air hostess on a China Eastern flight from Beijing to Shanghai, or Shangai to Lanzhou.

Then go to Sinosplice to read about and listen to a rap song in Shanghainese by a woman who seems to be an unhappy China Eastern flight attendant:

Why are there so many morons in our society today?
They think just because they've got some money
They're all big and bad
Know what pal? I can't do everything
Don't get on my plane and cause a big fuss...