Stella Artois recently financed several short films as part of their smooth originals/triple filtered films campaign – but don’t worry, the product placement is so subtle you almost don’t notice it. The clip above is a parody of Die Hard 3, called Dial Hard, which imagines what Die Hard 3 would’ve been like if it was set in the 60s and European. Inspector “Jean Meqlaine” answers a series of riddles from a mysterious woman named Simone (Simone says). It’s more subtle than the football-to-the groin clips I normally post, but give it a chance, it’s pretty funny. After the jump I’ve got 8 Kilometres, which turns Detroit rap battles into competitive beat poetry in French. “Say bonjour to your wife, female canine.”