Trailhead: Gold Basin, which is just west of Weston Pass. We followed Roach’s directions for this TH, which is also used for Horseshoe Mountain, though we thought it wasn’t quite as far down the road from Weston Pass as what Roach says. This was 2WD on Weston from the East up to the turnoff. Then 4WD up the road leading away from the Weston Pass road.Route: Up toward Horseshoe Mountain and then over to Mighty Finnback Knob when the time seemed right.Distance: ~4.6 milesElevation gain: 2,300 feetWho: Bob and Kate "Finn"

Several people have asked us if we’ve hiked Finnback Knob yet, since, you know, it’s sort of our name. The answer has been no. Why had we not? Various reasons. We were running out of excuses when suddenly we could avoid it no longer. Sure, it’s an unranked peak, but as you will see, there was adventure to spare on this hike.

The first time we had thought about this hike was the Spring Gathering several years ago, but after summiting Finnback’s false summit, Horseshoe Mountain, we were a bit winded and we wanted to finish the rest of the Peerless Group.

So, why hadn’t we hiked this mountain? Well, for one thing, it’s nowhere near a 14er trailhead. Aren’t all trailheads 14er trailheads? A trailhead for a 13er is like a trailhead on Dantooine – far too remote. Those trailheads are scary and hard to find and difficult to get to. We were apprehensive about driving somewhere where there wouldn’t be 40 other cars. Eventually, after amassing our courage, we took the leap and headed up and then down Weston Pass.

About 3.3 ish miles from the top of Weston Pass, we found County Road 150 on the right. We started driving up County Road 150 and got about 1/2 way to the end before some erosion stopped our progress. Stupid differential gears... We backed into a spot off the road and geared up. We parked in a handicap spot. Actually, on a handicapped person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

Our expedition was beset early on with equipment snafus.

I see you.

However, we were able to surmount these difficulties and we started walking the rest of the way up the road.

The road. Finnback (center) says hi.

Finnback shows itself. Over there - don't you see it? It's next to Horseshoe.

Finnback (left) with false summit, Horseshoe (center).

Our nervousness about hiking a mountain at a non-14er TH without a trail to the summit was slightly lessened at the sight of our goal. But not by much - how would we get there?

For now, the road was our path. But there were two ways to go! Decisions decisions... One went to the left and went near the power lines. The other went straight ahead and was less used, but it met up with the one that went left after about 50 yards or so. We chose the path less traveled and it made all the difference for those 50ish yards.

Left or Right. Left or Right... We went right.

We came to some signs of ancient civilizations under the modern powerlines. This area is desolate and I can’t see how any humans could live here permanently. The ruins of these ancient settlers filled us with a sense of dread. If they were unable to survive here, then how would we? We're done for!

A little spackling and some napalm this place would make a nice mausoleum.

We kept going along the old road. One foot in front of the other. Not only was the environment unfriendly, but there was also a formidable gate blocking our quest (Not to mention a descent in the middle of our ascent... What's up with that?).

Where does that hill go? It goes up.

We didn’t want to run afoul of the law by trespassing. Who knows what would happen – crazy miners might harass us with firearms, the fuzz might come out and take us in, they might even garnish my wages and I can’t have my wages garnishied…

We bypassed the gate to the left and walked through an area of trees.

We made it through the first clump of trees unscathed. We continued walking toward the ridge, glad the Ents had not decided to eat us.

The view ahead caused us to shake. Kate said "We'll never survive." I replied "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Something must have fallen into one of the classic blunders.

A Sicilian was here.

Death awaited us with nasty big pointy teeth...

Into the fire swamp we went. We listened for popping sounds and watched for lightning sand. It was the ROUSes that we were really worried about: Rodents so big they can carry tents away and will eat your gear if you leave it unattended. This day, we passed without any problems.

I lead us into the next area of forest.

Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

We came upon some animal tracks. What sort of evil beast could these belong to? Manbearpig? Sasquatch? El Diablo que hace trofeos de los hombres? A rabbit with a mean streak a mile wide?

We were worried that we had come close to the Cave of Caerbannog and that our next step would be our last.

We move. Five meter spread. No sound.

We cleared the forested area. We heard twigs snapping and grunting, but we couldn't see the cause through all the trees.

Horseshoe's dangerous "Horseshoe Glacier" is ahead. We avoided it to the left.

We walked up the slope a bit and we came to the famous "Polar Bear Rock." Local Inuit legends say that the gods rewarded this polar bear for her courage and dedication to her relentless pursuit of protecting her cubs. Everyday she would look out across the land for dangers and protected her cubs with her life. But in her quest to make her cubs safe and well fed, she killed many creatures that were just trying to make their way through the world. The gods honored (cursed?) her by turning her to stone so she could look after her cubs for all time.

Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.

Her view:

Not too shabby.

We were getting closer to our goal.

Finnback is left of center.

We inadvertently spooked some elk. An old hermit who lived out beyond the Dune Sea once told me that elk are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back and in greater numbers. We prayed that the elk were in a good mood if we were still around when they returned.

We reached the remains of the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh. It has seen better days. At least they had the good sense to not build it in a swamp.

Thankfully the Rock Biters were not home.

Past the castle ruins, we made our way along the grassy tundra closer and closer to the mighty summit block.

Closer...

You lose it here and you're in a world of hurt.

The summit is guarded on one side by some pretty impressive cliffs.

The Cliffs of Insanity.

Zoomed.

Sheridan, Gemini, and Sherman are in the background.

We had gained the summit! It was an arduous journey. We braved forests, gates, rocky cliffs, glaciers, electrical lines, rough roads, beasts, long grass, and even a mosquito or two. But we prevailed.
And there was much rejoicing.

The view from Finnback's summit of the Peerless Group. Left to right: Sheridan, Gemini, Sherman, White Ridge, and Peerless.

The Peerless Group? You’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

The ridge to Finnback's false summit, Horseshoe Mountain.

View to Horseshoe. Yeah, it's taller, but if your goal is Finnback, then it's just a false summit...

No this isn't a 14er. It's not even a ranked 13er. It was a nice walk in the mountains. You needn't worry about your 14er checklist. If a checkmark is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Time to start our way down.

The old man was right. The elk returned and there were more of them...

Back in the woods, we came across more signs of civilization.

You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here. Bow and arrow. Very Weird.

Enjoyed reading the climb to your namesake! Maybe it doesn't have the amazing scenery of some places, but there's still a lot of beauty there to experience and enjoy. Enjoyed your clever narrative! Cool polar bear rock! Thanks for sharing this!

I didn't think anyone could top the Winter Little Bear to Blanca traverse or the Capitol to Snowmass ridge, but I think this might do it. Gave me shivers. I'll have to pull out my rope and give that glacier a try. Would be good practice for K2.

I didn't think anyone could top the Winter Little Bear to Blanca traverse or the Capitol to Snowmass traverse, but I think this might do it. Gave me shivers. I'll have to pull out my rope and give that glacier a try. Would be good practice for K2.

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