There’s nothing better to curl up in while watching a battalion of massive men smash into each other on the gridiron than a blanket with sleeves. If you’re going to look ridiculous in your own living room, you might as well support your team with these NFL Snuggies. They’re just like blankets except …

Who doesn’t love a scratch off lotto? There’s something irresistible about scratching off that top layer to see if you’ve hit the jackpot or (more likely) not. Then you get depressed and eat a carton of ice cream. Or that’s just me. Scratch all you want with the Lotto Ticket Nail Buff and …

There’s no need to get all fancy and prop your head up to read when you could be doing it flat on your back with a pair of Prism Glasses. The these glasses have a prism that lets you see 90 degrees away, letting you see your book or the TV without neck …

No matter how crazy your next party gets you won’t have to worry about being spotted in any incriminating Facebook pictures when you’re wearing a pair of Black Bar Party Glasses. It will look like you’ve been censored out which is perfect to cover up your debauchery. …

In a world of look-a-like Justin Bieber lunch boxes, one bag stands alone. The Eyeball Lunch Bag tells the world don’t even think about touching this one, I’ve got my eye on you. It’s made of insulated nylon to keep the cold side cold and the hot side hot. An eye chart zipper …

Parts is parts, right? Not so much when you’re using your towel. You probably want to keep your face out of your own ass, in a manner of speaking. The True Clean Towel has clearly designated top and bottom zones so you know which side of the towel to use where. It’s fun …

A little honesty in packaging never hurt, especially when it comes to your hand sanitizer. The OCD Hand Sanitizer isn’t afraid to tell the world exactly why you have a bottle of the stuff in every room in your house. Also available in “maybe you touched your genitals” and …

Taxes are due soon, show Uncle Sam what you really think about all that money you have to pay with a roll of 1040 Toilet Paper. It’s the funniest thing about taxes. You get 3-ply bathroom tissue printed with the 1040 form throughout it’s 200 …

Gold! Save your money in a Gold Bar Bank. Sure it’s not as valuable as real gold, but if you’re saving up your coins in a bank instead of throwing them out your car window and down the escalator at your local mall, like we do, then you probably can’t afford real gold …