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We have a buttonmaker left over from the 2008 election and can make hundreds for free, but mailing 1 button costs $3.50 now, so you gotta buy a mix of six for $6.70 and give away 5 to your friends.

After weeks of public speculation that President Donald Trump may be “unhinged,” administration sources revealed today that the President is now set to undergo experimental hinge-ing surgery.

A team of global specialists who examined Trump late last week, issued a joint statement confirming that Trump is indeed unhinged, and adding that prospects for hinge-ing him are “bleak.”

“You need to understand,” team leader Dr. Albert Strangelove elaborated, “that the notion of rehinge-ing assumes initial hinge-ing. In this case we’ve been unable to establish a timeline during which the unhingeing occurred. We now suspect that the President was born without a hinge.”

Asked to comment on this report the President began to rant, confirming the diagnosis.