That link didn't work for me. The version I've heard runs along the lines of:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along, when suddenly the horizon fills with thousands of screaming indians on the warpath. TLR says, "Well, this doesn't look good. I don't think we're gonna make it out of this alive."

I heard it in the early 80s, the version I heard was that the Lone Ranger and Tonto were ambushed by Indians. Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says "looks like we're in trouble here". Tonto says "What mean we, white man?"

Whether original or not I can't say for sure. But I heard it first as a Lone Ranger and Tonto joke. Tonto allows the line to Lone after they find themselves surrounded by a large number of Native Americans wishing them ill.

Okay, here's one. I heard it years ago, in my teens, and thought it was pretty funny. I've since forgotten how the joke goes, but I remember the punchline.

"Silly rabbi, kicks are for trigs!"

Yjere was a group of people called the Trids who lived at the base of a mountain. A giant lived at the top of the mountain Every time one of the Trids went up the mountain, the giant would kick him down before he even got halfway. The Trids sought out the wisest amn in the community, the rabbi in the local Jewish community. The rabbi headed up the mountain, and came faxf to face with the giant. He asked why he hadn't been kickd down the mountian yet. The giant replied...

That joke is long, long way to go for precious f*cking little. It's like walking a mile for a goddam camel.

Igors were loyal, but they were not stupid. A job was a job. When an employer had no further use for your services, for example because he'd just been staked through the heart by a crowd of angry villagers, it was time to move on before they decided that you ought to be on the next stake. An Igor soon learned a secret way out of any castle and where to stash an overnight bag. In the words of one of the founding Igors: "We belong dead? Excuthe me? Where doth it thay 'we'?"
--Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

Are you quoting a cartoon from decades ago? I saw that in the seventies, and practically pissed my pants I was laughing so hard.

"And give me that horse, too."

Actually, it's from a Lenny Bruce skit, though they did take part of that skit ("fun with real audio") and created some animation for it. It did a run on the Spike & Mike touring Animation festival for a few years.

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