1- Mr. Putin, your pet is at it again.2- Oh great, now hate crimes come in all colors.3- Here comes da judge.4- A prosecutor who should be prosecuted5- Rich famous, and now self-made.6- Really self-made mayor of S.F..7- There are 64 million reasons to teach your kid soccer.

1. This decision makes sense. Just ask God.2. Benefits! Get your free benefits here! 3. You will be sentenced to 30 years.4. Horrible women5. Permit Patty, Mike Huckabee, and other non-racist racists.6. Life in the poor lane 7. Tweet of the Week

1- Hello, Officer, there's an NFL playing burglar outside.2- If Canada is angry, it's you, not Canada.3- Will they or won't they? Only Singapore knows.4 - Piece of cake as long as it's not gay cake.5- Welcome, champions. Well not you, or you, or those guys.6- Tweet of the week

1- America First, whether we like it or not.2- New police tactics seem to match old police tactics.3- M.A.G.A. with no jobs or hospitals or housing or…4- NFL: No Fans League5- I’ll be damned, Rachel, someone did buy the book.6- Go! Knights! Go!7- Stacy Abrams for Governor

1- Bad comes in 3s2- Moving: now where’d you put that?3- James Shaw is a HERO.4- 80,000 good guys with guns can't match one black hero.5- Speaking of heroes... Michelle Wolf is mine.6- Goodbye, Bill.7- We told you he’s an idiot.8- I’m just hanging around Starbucks.

1- So while I was porn-- I mean, Storm surfing...2- Too big to fail? Let's get smaller.3- Make my wall a fence.4- There's got to be a lazy one around here somewhere.5- We will return after March Madness. Hey, who broke my bracket?

1- Shut 'em down.2- My grandfather had the answer.3- Making America great again costs money.4- We fold.5- I’m 6’3, 239 lbs. Real news of fake weight.6- Will someone tell tubby the women were marching against him.7- What’s wrong with the racist misogynistic party I supported? 8. Wanna borrow some cash?…

1- Smart people are too smart to say it.2- You didn’t believe that wall story, did you?3- You wanted the con.4- Nice, sweet racists.5- "We was just bein' ‘Merikkkan."6- A tough job to do well.7- Ain't easy being white.

1- Goodbye, Al Franken.2- Goodbye, Trent. Who? Who the hell is trent?! No one cares.3- The morality of politics or politics of morality.4- A black life mattered.5- I apologize, Ms Vonn.6- For rent: Your Neighborhood.

1. I’m back from vacation.2. Citizen of the Year.3. Lookin' for the good.4. Trickle down again.5. International House of Twitter Feuds.6. Vigorous Denial.7. It's ok. Joseph was 107 when he met Mary.8. This week in sexual harassment.9. Is it worth it? Ahhh, just blame Hillary.10. Clippers losing, Trickle Down Economics: Welcome to the bad 80’s.…

1- Another shooting but we’re not anti-gun.2- Thoughts and prayers for sale.3- Hey, kids, go to CEO school.4- Pence is Anti-NFL. NFL is Anti-Pence.5- Mississippi is Anti-you.6- Ok, maybe it is biblical but the bible wasn’t anti-everything.7- They’re even Anti Anti-Nazi.8- R.I.P., Ralphie.

1- 9/11: We remember and thank you to the heroes.2- Hurricanes bring out the worst, the best, and the worst again.3- 8 year old hanged. That's attempted murder.4- BLM leadership, Lets pick the worst person again.5- It IS rocket science.6- Respect the working dog.7- One good asshole.

1- Twitter fight as news is fake news.2- Unexpected high road.3- Independence Is Un’merrikkkan.4- Left vs Right, right?5- We OD’d on Party Before solution.6- Thou Shalt Not Steal, not even for a hobby.

1- Comey talks. We listen. Nothing changes.2- It's tough to be president the first time.3- Educated brainwashing (you got it, right kids?).4- Green Cards made in China.5- Ethics, now there’s a high bar, laying on the ground.6- Don’t get sick, Ohio. We need your votes.7- Fly 'em if ya got 'em. Damn that government control.8- House what?9- Captai ...…

1- Another terror attack.2- Goodbye, Nicky Hayden.3- Pro Life for all Life.4- Just got back from Middle East.5- I promise not to keep promises.6- Black lives still don’t matter.7- The Elephant in the room is called Justice.

1- Showboatin' with big hands will get you fired.2- Hey Russia, guess what I heard.3- Putin says he’ll tell you about secret conversation with no secrets.4- Russia Smussia, are my taxes going down?5- Remember the good ol' days when a potato could bring you down?6- Escape to the NBA.

1- 100 days of nothing.2- Can we get that Constitution out of the way?3- Pakistan is in me and out of me.4- Boston Racist? Uh YEAH.5- Apple, I just don’t have enough devices.6- My FB advice is don’t take FB advice.

1- I need a "Where’s my Carrier?" app.2- Let's go back to the 50’s.3- Segregation and secretarial pools.4- No Latinos, no Muslims, and just a few commies.5- Reefer Madness.6- You don’t need the internet that you’re using to listen to this.7- Yoga: Exercise for heathens. You find God in church where he belongs.8- I’m going to Pakistan.…

1- Don’t bomb Syria. Save it for me.2- Real Presidents drop bombs.3- Coming to a Holocaust Center near you.4- United: You paid for a seat, the police beatings are free.5- Supreme Court Justice thanks the Senate. Now we know who you are.6- Obama forcing Trump to play golf repeatedly at our expense. Trump knows who we are.…

1- UNC is #1!2- School is like UBER, so you can’t go.3- My bible says, "Go Nuclear."4- I’ll hunt you in your sleep when it's safe.5- In the long run, would you like to be shot, stabbed, or beaten?6- No, Rachel, you’re not Nigerian either.

1- You sick people are not Making America Great.2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss.3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?!4- No leggings except on supermodels.5- Our bad service is better than your bad service.6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds.7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs.8- Swipe right for NBA.…

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