I’m DEVASTATED!

I heard about this over at the Pink Seats. Which I am never reading again, btw.

I’ll just have to console myself with the new boy in town, Jesse Schultz. Jesse was called up from the Manitoba Moose to play in the big league. Jesse also happens to be 24, which is, coincidentally, my favourite age.

Isn’t he just adorable?

Jesse, if you are reading this, I know you are new in town, so why don’t you let me be your Vancouver tour guide? Call me!

5 Responses to I’m DEVASTATED!

“I was at Swiss Chalet today and to my surprise who do I see sitting there eating chicken and ribs? None other than Taylor Pyatt. Yep he was just sitting there with his hat all off kilter talking to his hot wife.”

I don’t know if it matters, but it looked to me like Mr. Schultz was having some serious male-pattern baldness issues.

Well Chouinard is tall, and he’s making $1.1 million, but if you got serious, be prepared to move around. He’s a role player on the Canucks, and likely will be playing in Ohio or Atlanta by next season.

Most hockey players come from small towns, so they’re the early marrying kind. Maybe you shot target the junior teams instead?