Sometimes the dice aren't in your favor. Every now and again you just can't slip past that gelatinous cube. Occasionally bargaining a room rate with that Elvish innkeeper ends with your rogue's head on a pike. In these instances, you may feel compelled to eat the die.

Fortunately for you, craftmistress Ariel Segall has written up a terrifically detailed guide to building a chocolate dice mold over at Offbeat Bride. It's definitely not the easiest craft you'll ever tackle, but all the steps are there, and physically consuming a D20 is the ultimate in rage-quitting.