I hurriedly clicked on this link for “David Lynch lists his favorite film directors in 60 seconds” hoping it would involve him doing something awesomely David Lynchy, like wear a cowboy had and read the weather, or curse about advertising, or name his favorite artists from atop a pet cow. Instead he just names off a bunch of directors. Kubrick, Billy Wilder, Fellini, WC Fields, and Hitchcock. Really, David Lynch? That’s the filmmaker version of “Jesus and Einstein.” Do something crazy, assh*le.

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I enjoy Lynch and his movies. In this instance I enjoy his empahsis on rear. As if most people prefer Hitchcock’s Fore Window.

04.15.10 at 5:47 pm

Jirish

I really expected this to be 60 seconds of Lynch blowing a slide whistle while spanking a midget clown.

04.15.10 at 5:47 pm

spazmodic

Let’s lynch the weirdo!

04.15.10 at 5:59 pm

Erswi

Clicking a link titled “David Lynch lists his favorite film directors in 60 seconds” and expecting anything other than David Lynch listing his favorite film directors in 60 seconds is so Lynchish of you.

Lynchian? Lynchesque!!

04.15.10 at 6:11 pm

Crapbasket

It’s Lynchipucian, swi.

04.15.10 at 6:16 pm

Crapbasket

There is no anagram for David Lynch.
Wierd.

04.15.10 at 6:17 pm

Crapbasket

Clicking a link titled “David Lynch lists his favorite film directors in 60 seconds” and him not doing anything wierd is like railing a stripper raw dog and not getting the clap.

04.15.10 at 6:18 pm

Erswi

Lynchipucian it is.

The judges indicate that Lynchwisien would also have been acceptable.

04.15.10 at 6:20 pm

Crapbasket

Can somebody please explain the praise heaped on Fellini? In my film class the arguements for him all read like bullshit and his films are severely over rated in my opinion.

04.15.10 at 6:23 pm

spazmodic

“Fellini” is Italian for “disappointing foot-job”.

04.16.10 at 2:17 am

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I myself am a Lyncherpudlian. There are no other directors or area codes. Don’t judge me.