I was actually what is called a “ghost” in the MIT dorms staying with my best friend who was attending MIT. I can attest there was plenty of lockpicking going on, much to our chagrin. However I had no idea it yielded an actual “document”:

“Scottish scientists found that women are instinctively attracted to the faces of men who want long-term relationships whereas men are instinctively attracted to the faces of women who want one-night stands.”

There in a nutshell is the entire male/female problem. All other arguments are just window dressing.