Currently my greatest wish is that for one whole day
I'll be able to go to the bathroom without using the plunger BEFORE use
because my siblings are afraid to flush the toilet due to the vast
amount of substance within. Honestly, even Dippy, Mr. Who wipes? finds a way to clog the toilet every single time.

That being said, I recently conducted a survey of some sorts amongst my
siblings and cousins. They didn’t know I was doing this, but
their answers were still funny. When I was little I never knew
what to say if I was in the restroom and someone knocked on the
door. I think I would just yell, “Taken!”…Now I’ve got it down to
“Go away!” or “Stop knocking!” unless we have guests, then I’ll say
“Just a sec…”

Then
I got curious about what my siblings and cousins would say if I knocked
on the door while they were in there, and took down the results…Here
they are:

18 Responses to Bathroom Humor

Ha,ha!! That’s funny! How many bathrooms do you have? We have enough, so there is noooooo possible way they are all clogged. But right now, we are hanging out with our little cousins, and I think I have entered the bathroom four times, and found eother an unflushed, or a clogged toilet!!:) So I can now say(to some extent) I know how you feel! 😉

Ha,ha!! That’s funny! How many bathrooms do you have? We have enough, so there is noooooo possible way they are all clogged. But right now, we are hanging out with our little cousins, and I think I have entered the bathroom four times, and found either an unflushed, or a clogged toilet!!:) So I can now say(to some extent) I know how you feel! 😉

At our house it isn’t the toilet that clogs up but the entire bathroom. I have two teenaged sisters who are very adamant about their absolute inalienable right to dawn, morning, lunchtime, afternoon, evening, and night primping sessions, each lasting anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.

Too funny! I guess I’m mean to because I would have done the same!!!!! I really like reading your blog and have been trying to stop over more often!!!! I have posted on my blog and well you to tell me what you think!!!!!

Sincerely,

Alatariel

I linked you on my post!!! You can tell you are your mother’s daughter! LOL God bless You!

*Who is it??* At our house, it does make a difference if the little knocker happens to be Cadence, now 19 months old, but who learned to knock authoritatively some months ago. She can really make you think it’s someone important with an urgent need for the bathroom. (Hmmm, maybe I should start potty training her.)

And here, our toilets usually back-up in unison, so when one goes out, they’re both creating nasty backwash in the tubs and on the floor. Thankfully, that doesn’t happen too often.

Though I have to say, re your response to your guests–hmm, I’m suprised that you HAVE guests with your family….just kidding!!!

Speaking of toilets–have you ever heard of the American Standard toilet? Personally, I prefer New King James. 😉

Clogged toilets–eeek!!! That tends to happen a lot around here, as well–and not just with an excess of…err…well, how about the plastic frogs–and don’t forget the bananas–they really don’t do well at all!!!

Oh, my goodness! You are so funny! And I thought I already knew that! Haha! Well, me I just say: ”Who is it?” or if I am slightly annoyed: ”Yes?” or if someone has been knocking continually: ”Do you mind?” or ”Go away, please!” Yes, me the indescribably brainless. Haha! \

That sounds like our house – so funny! I’m the eldest of eight, you know – and realized that once you get at least about 4 siblings the bathroom shortage conflict picks up (plunger use too).

Mom used to have it against the rules for us children to lock the bathroom doors when we were little because some people would get stuck. Now I have to lock them to keep the careless ones from barging in.