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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Why Japanese Porn Is Funny

Yes, I am a wanker. I never masturbate more
than three times a week though.

Japanese porn is a joke, here’s why:

·The guys have small penises

·When there’s a big one, it is
fake. Also, the guy who’s wearing the big dick has to hold it on.

·The girls seem as mindless as 6
year olds or teenagers in a foreign country, with personalities that seem
impressionable and unlearned.

·The guys are funny, instead of
intimidating or scary

·The girls are pretty and
interesting but they generally act in ways that say “I don’t know what is
going on” or "I have no emotional response to any of this"

·That, more often than not,
makes the mood a bit ‘rapey’ – but it always fades after 5 minutes into the
video, when the girl has stopped acting confused.·Whilst they are not diverse with regards to race, physically deformed people are welcomed.

·The girls overact, as if the
little penis is hurting them.

·That’s stupid because not only
are they supposed to be enjoying the sex but they are able to give birth to
babies ten times as big as the 2x1” (inch) penis they take.

·Half of the girls are too cute to fap over. I just end up watching quietly with a softie smiling.

·Many of the JAVs have a ‘this
is war!’ manga-style introduction, in terms of look and sound, that is the complete
opposite to the Western ‘ooh-aah’ style.

·There is an emphasis on
wide-shots instead of close-ups.

·You never know whether or not you’ll
be able to see a vag clearly. Which makes you want that shit more.

·The censoring funnily makes you want to see a man's penis. Every time you get an high-quality uncensored video, you feel lucky.