Just now got off the phone with my favorite ex. The vegan. My girlfriend in 1971.
Her: how do I buy a gun over the internet?
Me: you are in California <snickering>, you canít.
Her: Iím in Colorado!
Me: you still canít.
Her: why not?
Me: itís illegal.
Her: you did.
Me: no, I bought ammo.
Her: bullshit! You got a gun by UPS, we went out and shot it!
Me: <thinking> oh yeah, that was an M1 Garand. You have be a member of a club and shoot in a match. It took me over a year to get. It would be easier to buy toilet paper.

Just now got off the phone with my favorite ex. The vegan. My girlfriend in 1971.
Her: how do I buy a gun over the internet?
Me: you are in California <snickering>, you can’t.
Her: I’m in Colorado!
Me: you still can’t.
Her: why not?
Me: it’s illegal.
Her: you did.
Me: no, I bought ammo.
Her: bullshit! You got a gun by UPS, we went out and shot it!
Me: <thinking> oh yeah, that was an M1 Garand. You have be a member of a club and shoot in a match. It took me over a year to get. It would be easier to buy toilet paper.

An internal memo from police commissioner Danielle Outlaw specifies that crimes including narcotics activity, theft, burglary, prostitution, stolen automobiles, vandalism and certain economic crimes will not necessarily result in detention, according to WHYY.

Some of those donít seem so low level to me thatís gonna make chaos happen fast