I am not sure if any of you have seen a movie called Napolean Dynamite, but there is a scene in there that i was reminded of after reading Roundeyesamurai's post on how to tell if a dojo is trying to take advantage of you/not worth your time. Seriously this must be the poster child of the modern "mcdojo"

Here is a site that some of the lines are on. The lines are located on the flash movie at the bottom of the home page just click around pretty much everything there will bring up a movie line:

http://www.rexkwondodojo.com/index.html

"bow to your sensei...BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!! *hits him*"

"after 1 week with me and my dojo you will be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly...the reflexes of a puma...and the wisdom of a man...*he says that last past as he is clearly just beating up a defenseless woman in the dojo*"