so i was thinking more about the form letter response and i realized i didn't like it cuz it kinda requires selecting one or more reasons. i also realized that while i love the idea of bone-crushing snark in the reply, that approach is flawed because: a) some people like abuse and b) it kinda invites a reply, which is not desirable. so here's take 2:

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your unsolicited and (frankly) ludicrous attempt to hump my leg via PM has won you an award:

1) this form response, and
2) my copying & pasting your pathetic attempt at written english communication in the PM asshattery thread.

Oh dear - can't be bothered pasting the last one I got here - it's too long, but
a) Don't send me crappy stories & then claim they were inspired by me - I very much doubt it &
b) I'm 37 - don't refer to me as 'an older woman' it's not appreciated!

You know BB, I am 43 and get "mature" once in a while and think wow. . . not cool man, not cool at all. It does crack me up though. I think well, I guess when you are all of 16 and posting on here pretending to be 30, 43 would qualify as mature.

*strapping on my orthopedic stripper shoes, and hobbling away for the early bird special*

Oh dear - can't be bothered pasting the last one I got here - it's too long, but
a) Don't send me crappy stories & then claim they were inspired by me - I very much doubt it &
b) I'm 37 - don't refer to me as 'an older woman' it's not appreciated!

Her Saucyness hit upon it. Keep in mind some of these guys probably only just recently took their Avril Lavigne posters down, and they're ranking you in the same spank-bank categories as their friend's moms.

You know BB, I am 43 and get "mature" once in a while and think wow. . . not cool man, not cool at all. It does crack me up though. I think well, I guess when you are all of 16 and posting on here pretending to be 30, 43 would qualify as mature.

*strapping on my orthopedic stripper shoes, and hobbling away for the early bird special*

Thanks Saucy - that made me feel a bit better and made me laugh!

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Originally Posted by Emerson40

Her Saucyness hit upon it. Keep in mind some of these guys probably only just recently took their Avril Lavigne posters down, and they're ranking you in the same spank-bank categories as their friend's moms.

I know you're right E but I don't have kids yet so I don't feel like someone's Mum!
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'

I know you're right E but I don't have kids yet so I don't feel like someone's Mum!
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'

I know you're right E but I don't have kids yet so I don't feel like someone's Mum!
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'

I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'

Too funny!

At first glance, there is potential for this as a reply to an asshat PM.
But the risk of the sarcasm being missed entirely, and the potential that such a reply could be encouraging makes this a poor response.

But it is a great contribution to the thread, gave some laughs, and looks like some folks are wiping their screeens and keyboards.