Caption Battle: Been There, Done That...

"It's that time again..."
"To drink Manhattan?"
"To drink a Manhattan?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

This Week's Caption Battle:
This week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbreko Art Online and features the series Smile Precure. From left to right we have Cure Beauty, Cure Happy, Cure Sunny, and Cure March. Lots of curing going on:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

Last Week's Results:
For those who participated in the last battle, here are the winners:

In third place, with barbecue sauce: DemonKingAtticus!

The Soul Society is very serious about their secret barbecue sauce.

In second place, with soy sauce: elricbrothersfan!

You spill one soy sauce packet while observing a 300-year-old throw rug and all of a sudden the whole museum's after you.

And in the coveted first place, with a chocolate river... Neko Nana Mode!

Willy Wonka upgraded his Oompa Loompas. Drinking from the chocolate river is a no no.

All about rewarding everything in the picture...

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. If you have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: Koyasu shall inherit the earth...