It's the last day to play Halo 2 on Xbox Live, and Bungie is taking the opportunity to deliver long-time players some thank yous and fake news via the game's matchmaking message center.

Original Xbox game support on Xbox Live dies today, and Halo 2 holdouts like Kotakuite Cmonty06 are taking some time to get a few final rounds in. He passes along some of Bungie's final messages to its most dedicated fans. Messages teasing new features that will never come, thanking players for their support, and suggesting that the game would have been much better with jetpacks.