I've had a shitty copy of this on VHS for about 3 years but never bothered to watch it. Not sure what possessed me but I threw it in last night. It's one of those attempts to incorporate hardcore sex into a regular movie and honestly it's one of the better efforts of this type I've seen. And it's one of those crazy as hell Hong Kong black magic movies to boot. In the first ten minutes a ninja thief breaks into a house. A couple in the other room hear him, but decide to get nekkid and screw rather than see what's going on. The ninja meanwhile finds some food on a table and takes a break from his thieving to have a bite to eat (he thought to bring chopsticks with him, btw). Seconds later, he's farting uncontrollably. After that, he steals a necklace which was attached to a spell holding a hopping vampire in check. Havoc ensues, an evil hex is released and the story takes off from there. The rest of the way we are treated to sorcery, ghosts, a bucktoothed mute hunchback, two of the stupidest goblins you'd ever want to see, some of the biggest subtitles you'd ever want to see, a wet cloth and a back rub as antidote to a lethal poison, excessive use of a sit-n-spin, blood vomiting, face melting, adultery, a surprisingly little amount of kung-fu and several sex scenes with close up penetration (but no money shots). So yeah, pretty much just typical Hong Kong craziness.....

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Ok, I admit, I can't honestly confirm it was indeed a sit-n-spin used, but a few scenes have moments that seemed to suggest it, particularly a scene where the two goblins were attacking this chick as she was sitting indian style and she started spinning around.

Another part I really liked and forgot about was when the hunchback was being beaten up by this guy. He was slamming his head into a table (as though it were wrestling and it was the turnbuckle). He does it like 5 times and stops but if you pay attention, the hunchback starts to go through the motion a sixth time very briefly until he realises the other actor stopped. Classic.

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