Hey, I've said this once and I'll say it again: there are a lot of hot women weaving through the isles at Target. Seriously. Go midday on a Saturday and you'll see what I mean. It's best if it's the first Saturday of the month, right after a bunch of them have moved into their new apartments and are looking for random shit to buy.

I once asked a girl out in Target while she was inspecting a carton of eggs and ended up having a great night a couple weeks later...

Yeah but the truth is I think 95% of women are like that, and most guys are in denial that their GF/wife 100% controls their life. The 5% that aren't like that are few and far in between, and usually they're not attractive. The real winning ladies are the ones that fall into the 5% and aren't "gorgeous," because those don't exist, but "very cute." If you can find a "very cute" in the 5%, you win.

Hey, I've said this once and I'll say it again: there are a lot of hot women weaving through the isles at Target. Seriously. Go midday on a Saturday and you'll see what I mean. It's best if it's the first Saturday of the month, right after a bunch of them have moved into their new apartments and are looking for random shit to buy.

I once asked a girl out in Target while she was inspecting a carton of eggs and ended up having a great night a couple weeks later...

So... what you're saying is... you got to inspect HER carton of eggs with the kickback?

Unfortunately it was only a hand inspection of those eggs, but seeing how I knew I'd never talk to her again after that night I was fine with it.

The bassist in my band was again approached after the show Friday night by a not-terribly-ugly chick who obv wanted his D. Rode to our rehearsal space with him yesterday and he told me the harrowing 4am tale that was his meet-up with her after load-out. All in all, he's glad it was just a finger test. Bitch was weird

Im not even qualified to waste all this bandwidth in here, but I'm havin fun. Plus, like I said, this week at work is boring as fuck. I'm literally getting paid to sit here, drink a beer, and wait for you fuckers to liven up my day

Im not even qualified to waste all this bandwidth in here, but I'm havin fun. Plus, like I said, this week at work is boring as fuck. I'm literally getting paid to sit here, drink a beer, and wait for you fuckers to liven up my day

Of course. I am an Audio Engineer who works for the entertainment department at one of Michigan's most prominent breweries (mixing/producing/tracking live music shows of various kinds). Noon and five-o'clock do not exist here.

Of course. I am an Audio Engineer who works for the entertainment department at one of Michigan's most prominent breweries (mixing/producing/tracking live music shows of various kinds). Noon and five-o'clock do not exist here.