Yes, the "Clown Pants Bank Robbery" happened
about a half a mile from my home.
We often buy groceries at the Giant Eagle
where he tried to steal a BB gun.
The Kmart where he actually stole the gun
is in the same shopping center.

The person I really admire is the lady who just got out of her car
when he tried to carjack her.

I do think the robber made the best decision when
(sitting in a parked car without keys,
covered in red dye,
sans the money)
he decided to just give up and wait for police.

If you don't know what I'm even talking about,
just do a google News search for "clown robbery".