"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)"

"Opportunities (I'm A Playboy Bunny)"

The Lyrics

I think the women of Playboy are very intelligent and beautiful. It's just a parody of an unfortunate stereotype. It's a funny bunny.

Opportunities (I'm A Playboy Bunny)

I've got no brains, but I've got looksI'm a Playboy BunnyYes I make porn, I've got no brainsI'm a Playboy......

My teeth are white so gleaming, I'm messing around for perksMy hair is part peroxide, I really need some workI'm looking for an agent, someone who casts blond chicksWhat's your stupid question? Do I have feminine itch?

I've got no brains, but I've got looksI'm a Playboy BunnyYes I make porn, I've got no brainsI'm a Playboy Bunny

I need to be medicated, I puttied my nails right onCounciled for sex addicts, I think he was a conI can wam bam Hugh Hefner, snooze and wake by nineI've still got a reputation, I'm still in my prime

Oh, there's a lot of opportunitiesIf their big and you shake them, you know?There's a lot of opportunitiesIf there small you can fake themShake and quake them

I've got no brains, but I've got looksI'm a Playboy BunnyI'm a Playboy.........

(Aahhhhh)

Bunny

(Aahhhhh)

(Aahhhhh - Di du da di da bu di ba)

You can see I'm simple minded, one plus one is threeHow'd you feel about it, people stop to gawk at me?I'm looking for an agent, at his own expenseYour looking at me curiously, am I making any sense?

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