All white people are pedophiles.
All white people are evil.
All white people are mutants.
All white people have sex with dogs.
All white people are demonic.
vaginalroundhouse mother/aunt should have swallowed. Mutant.

I must agree with ytmutation. I am white people and i do all of that shit on his/hers list. Thank you ytmutation for clarifying it is ALL white people who engage in these activities and are devils. That made me feel less alone.

ytmutation has already said on here that he/she is white (as was his/her teacher). I can only assume that he/she is aware that the anihilation of all whites (‘mutants’) means that he/she (as a ‘mutant’) will also be anihilated.

Comment #4: Don’t judge everyone by your own standards !

It looks like some people are making racist comments on here just to goad yt. Not surprising really, because he/she sometimes provides more entertainment than the Lamebook post.

if I gave enough of a shit, i would research – and copypasta – yt’s admission that (as keyser said above) he, and his ‘teacher’ (rapist?) are white.
but I don’t give enough of a shit, ‘coz I’m as lazy as a niggar.

Yes! We have some heat starting. I do have to say that we need some new material, though, so I think I’m going to add some:

All white people have too much money, and they refuse to give it away to anything else because they are greedy ass holes and only care about money and power. If you want to find the cause of all crime, do what Chris Tucker says and “follow the rich white dude”.

Ha! A trap? Is that the best you have? It is a real story about mutants and one of their favorite pastimes. I guess you would try to prevent other from reading the truth! Typical mutant behavior. How is googling a headline a trap? Oh, I get it now, the truth hurts.

Did a white boy refuse to give you a quarter? Or did a white girl turn you down for a dance? I can understand being upset, but you seem to have lost a vital part of your life along with any shred of a sense of humor. But hey, the meltdowns are hilarious to the rest us, so carry on.

A little white boy was in the kitchen baking a chocolate cake with his mother. The little boy spread the cake batter on his face and says..”look mother I’m black”…the mother smacks him and says “Timmy go and show your father what you’ve done”

Timmy goes to his father and says “look father I’m black”…the father smacks him and says…go and show your grandfather what you’ve done…

Timmy goes to his grandfather and says..”look grandfather I’m black”…the grandfather smacks him and says…go back to the kitchen with your mother. Timmy goes the the kitchen and the mothers asks…”Timmy what have you learned”?

Timmy responds ” I’ve learned that I’ve only been black for 5 minutes and I already hate you white people”!

I thought the version where little Tyrone the niglet gets covered in flour and gets smacked around by his hate-and-envy filled black brethren for being white to be funnier.
At least I thought so 10 years ago when I first heard it.
Now it’s just old and stale.