The Mormon pilot and copilot were on their final approach to an unfamiliar airport when the following conversation was overheard:

"Copilot, do you see that runway? I've never seen one so short before, you'd better give me full flaps!"

"Aye Sir, full flaps as ordered."

Just before touchdown the pilot again turns to his copilot, "Damn that's short! Standby to reverse thrust, lock down the brakes, and drop the stern anchor if you can find one, this is going to be a rough one!"

Moments later after a very abrupt and unpleasant landing, the pilot again exclaims, "Oh man, have you ever seen such a short runway?"

The copilot turns to his left, gazes into the distance, then turns to his right, then answers, "No sir....but isn't it wide!"

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