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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Well, good reader, let me tell you which food is added to my "Do Not Eat Because You Obviously Can't Control Yourself and Eat It Until You Have To Lie on the Couch and Wish for a Stomach Transplant" List...

PUGLIESE BREAD!!

That's right ladies and gentlemen. I made the mistake of picking up another loaf because I had TONS of that pesto left over. *chirp chirp* Ummm.... Okay, I had some tomato pesto left over. And I'm here to tell you...

IT'S THE DEVIL!!! RUN!!! RUN FAR, FAR AWAY!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

Where's Dean and Sam when you need them? (Supernatural fans will get that one.)

You won indeed! Hilarious! I'm the same way when it comes to certain foods - I simply can't be trusted around them. I've never thought of keeping an arsenal of protective measures around though. Ha! Off to find my husband's ball peen hammer....tee hee. ;)Rae

LOL NO! I didn't eat it out of the garbage! Never tried the pepper thing. I don't like pepper so that would probably work. :)

Rae - You have to be like Buffy. Always improvising. :) But seriously, I suggest having some weapons around in case food tries to shove itself down your throat. I mean, that's how I got overweight. I didn't VOLUNTARILY eat... nope... not at all...

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