And, to further demonstrate my innate propensity for women with slender, athletic builds, long jet-black hair and implants of cartoonish proportions; caked in heavy makeup and posing under studio-quality lighting:

There's actually a girl I would see from time to time at the one gym I train at: she looked extremely similar facially AND structurally (including customized parts) to Christina above.I haven't been to that gym in months, and she just reminded me how much I miss it.