[To Peabody, who claims that Sherman's jealous of Tut and Penny] You think I like Penny?! [Peabody: Mmm-hm.] Give me a break! It's not like I want to hold her hand or go to the park with her or... [Dreamily] Watch her while she brushes her hair... [Notices that Peabody's giving him a dumbfounded look] Or anything.

[Goes through the puzzle room in a quick pace; quickly] The boat of Ra sails straight today. [Sputters] Play! [Steps on the wrong tile and it falls down] Uh, I mean "pay". [Steps on the right tile]

[after crashing the Flying Machine] That was pretty fantastic!

[After He and Penny are saved from falling in the Trojan Horse by Peabody; Slurred] Mr. Peabody… [Recovers] Mr. Peabody… [He and Penny go to the cliff to observe the wreck] Mr. Peabody… Mr. Peabody! [No answer]Dad![Still no answer; Sherman desperately breathes, then he starts to cry] Oh, Mr. Peabody. What should I do, what should I do?

[Miss Grunion is forcibly grabbing his arm to take him out of Peabody's penthouse] Ow, ow! You're hurting me!

The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me.

If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody, who never turns his back on you and who's always there to pick you up when you fall and loves you no matter how many times you mess up; if that's what it means to be a dog, then yeah![Proudly]I'm a dog, too!

Judge: Mr. Peabody, you're a Nobel Prize-winning scientist, a world-renowned explorer, and you're an Olympic gold medalist in the long jump and the decathlon. You're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raising a human boy?

Peabody: Given all that I've accomplished, how hard could it possibly be?

Mr. Peabody: That's right. Mr. Peababa. [Hugs Sherman and holds him up for a photo shot]

[As Mr. Peabody heads for Sherman's door to let him sleep]

Sherman: I love you, Mr. Peabody.

Mr. Peabody: [Brief pause] I have a deep regard for you, as well, Sherman. [Turns off the light and leaves the room]

[Mr. Peabody comes to check on Sherman and Penny]

Sherman: [Angrily] Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?!

Mr. Peabody: Hello Jack, who is Athenian, how was your voting?

Jack

': Good Mr. Peabody, I am an 18 year old Athenian citizen.

Mr. Peabody: You're welcome.

Sherman: [Angrily] I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway! She hates me!

Mr. Peabody: Share your interests. Tell her a witty anecdote.

Sherman: Mr. Peabody, I... hate... her.

Mr. Peabody: Sherman, every great relationship starts from a place of conflict, and evolves into something richer. [A dumbstruck Sherman stares at Mr. Peabody blankly.] Bonne chance. [closes the door, but comes back in] Make it work. [closes it, but comes back in again] But don’t tell her about the WABAC. (Okay?) [closes it and leaves]

Sherman: You know, Penny, Sigmund Freud says if you don't like a person, it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.

Penny Peterson: [annoyed] What do you know about Sigmund Freud?

Sherman: More than you think.

Penny: [faces him; sarcastically] Sure. Just like you knew all that stuff about George Washington not really cutting down a cherry tree. [stands up from a chair] Ugh! What a crock!

Sherman: [defensively] But it's true!

Penny: How do you know?

Sherman: I just know!

Penny: Did you read it in a book?

Sherman: No.

Penny: See it in a movie?

Sherman: No.

Penny: Did your brainiac dad tell you?

Sherman: No!

Penny: [advances toward him, pointing a threatening finger at him] Then how do you know, Sherman? How... do... you... know!?

Sherman: He told me!

Penny: Who told you?

Sherman: George Washington! [gasps, puts a hand over his mouth]

Penny: [in disbelief] George Washington?

Sherman: Yeah. [Covers his mouth again]

Penny: [Scoffs] Liar. [Sherman pauses for a minute after he accidentally told Penny, as he remembers what Peabody told him]

Mr. Peabody: [in Sherman's mind] Don't tell her about the WABAC.

Mr. Peabody: [To Sherman, who just returned from the WABAC room] I've really hit off with Penny's parents. I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success".