Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day like chocolate. The problem is chocolate is fattening. If you give your valentine some chocolate she might complain that you are trying to make her fat. The Chocolate Calculator from the NeatoShop allows you to embrace the spirit of the holiday without any unwanted calories or complaints.

Now that you have wooed her with this fabulous Chocolate Calculator feel free to drop hints at things that you might like in return. Might I suggest telling her how wonderful it would be if she used that ever so thoughtful gift to do your taxes.

Of course I am teasing. That probably wouldn't be a good idea. I would also avoid suggesting she use it to budget better. It's really best you just let the adorable gift speak for itself.