I find it funny how the girls who type like that always feel the need to mention shit like “I’m crazy, I’m random, and if you don’t like it then fuck you, I’ll do what I want and I don’t give a shit what you or anyone else thinks about me”, and ALL they give a shit about is what people think about them. I’d love to meet one of them so I could tell them my fascinating insight. And then crack their head open with a hammer.

Amber Amber Amber you crazy don’t give a fuck bitch! Everybody on here is gonna give you a hard time about how you write like a complete retard, how your seemingly incisive insights are actually just the standard pubescent ramblings of a hurting teenager.

They may even take pot shots at your overweening pride and bloated sense of self ego, not me. I want you to get that crazy no nonsense mouth of yours to work on something more suitable than spouting drivel.

The guy at the top post is the definition of the phrase ‘Idiotic, pre-op, bottom boy.’

first one was kinda ok until i read the last part. second one is a bitch and TL;DR. She should learn to type correctly. It irritates me sometimes. It takes more effort, its not cool and they look stupid! Why do people keep typing like that??

@Pdogg985—yeah!!! that totally sums it up I think! “Cartman on Springer” is exactly what I think of when I read the stupid ass things these girls have to say about themselves. And why is it that girls think they are making themselves more attractive to others by telling us how “crazy” they are and that they are fucked up and “damaged”…puhleeze….damaged how??? I’ll bet Amber is a 15 year old girl who thinks she’s seen everything and been through it all because her little boyfriend broke up with her and her daddy didn’t give her money to spend at Aeropostale…..what a twat.

Amber isn’t even consistent. Right in the middle of it all, there’s this sentence: “I’ve been through more shit than you see on T.V.” What happened to your cRaZy CaPiTaLisAtIOn, Amber? (My keyboard just gave me a dirty look for emulating her.)

The nearer you get to the end, it’s like even Amber can’t be arsed with it any more. I’m sorry, I would pick out examples, but I fear lasting brain damage.

Amber needs a slap. Then a week in wanker rehab. Then I might talk to her about grammar and punctuation.

I think Amber may have some sort of palsy that causes her “shifting” finger to randomly twitch thereby depressing the shift key as she is typing. She meant to type all of that in all upper or all lower case.

That is the only explanation that would allow me to keep what little faith remaining I have in today’s youth.

“I’ve been to hell and back, I spill shit, trip & embarrass myself.” I guess being a klutz is its own hell.
I love how she runs out of steam towards the middle and starts quoting those fruity mantras middle aged women have on fridge magnets, chain emails, and Hallmark cards. Then she suddenly snaps out of it, and goes right back to being an asshat.

I have met so many girls like this. Hate them. But it’s very entertaining to watch them break because they will.

And I think what bothers me more than anything on this post is how idiots are now actually starting to spell “their” as “they.” It’s one thing to say it, but to spell it that way is just………..retartded.

A translation of Amber’s post. Now I’m going to do some study to hopefully rejuvenate my brain cells.

The name’s Amber, so it it’s in your mouth bitch swallow it. I live in Burlington, where the drama spreads just as fast as the legs do. I’m loud but you will get used to it. I will say what ever is on my mind, I’m selfish, impatient and a little hard to handle but if you can’t handle me at my worst. Then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
People tend to talk shit about me from jealousy but I’m one of those bitches that really don’t give a fuck what you got to say!! Most the time bitches talk cause they can’t keep they’re man home I’m sorry booq booq *(WTF is that!??!)* didn’t know one ask ya man to come find me.
I’ve been throught hell and back. I spill shit, I trip and embarass myself I can’t just flutter my eyes and get that boy. My life is messed up.
I’ve been thrugh more shit than you see on T.V.
Nobodies perfect.
I’ve been lied too, cheated on and had my heart stolen.
I’ve fucked up, fucked people up and got fucked up but every hit was worth it because I felt it.
I knew it was real.
Life is real and I’m living it wrong everyday.
I’m fucking up royally and doing everything opposite but do I regret one thing?
Never because at one point I did was what I wanted and I got my fucking satisfaction my life is mine and no stupid bitches or immature boys can fuck it up for me anymore I’m the real deal and I’d love to see you try and fucking break me because you can’t/ You and all your dramafied ass friends can try but I could care less about your issues *(I think the saying actually goes ‘couldn’t care less’ there love.)*. Life is too fucking short. Grudges area waste of true happiness. Laugh when you can and apologise when you should and let go of what ever you can’t change *(I think Amber should be listening to her own advice)*. Love deeply and forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everythin g. And have absolutely no reggrets. Life is way too short to be unhappy. Take in the good with the bad and smile when you’re sad, love wht you get and always remember what you had. You should always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes. People change and things go wrong but always remember life goes on. So laught out loud and love with all your heart and never take anything for granted. *(I thought I had gotten to the end of the page then, but then I scrolled down.. ARGH! I hope you all appreciate what I am doing here. This is like self sacrifice.)*
For any person that ever did me wrong. Intentionally hurt me or betrayed me, I’m not going to dwell on making your life miserable or tell you I’m going to fight you. Better yet I’m going to sit here and tell you the karma’s a mother fucker. And you will definately get yours.
I’m different but I’m just me.
I believe in Lust, Sex and Romance and I don’t want everything to add up to that perfect equation, I want a mess and chaos. I want someone to go out of his mind for me. I want passion, heat and maddness. I want it all.
I love all that glitters, I love high heels, make up, fake eyelashes and hair extensions, but at the same time I can walk around with ni make up, in sweats and still be hotter than the next chick. Cause I’m not your fucking average bitch. I love crazy ass random outfits that make the haters stop and stare. They do that anyways. I believe that everything happe

*(It ends so abruptly, I think the keyboard jumped up and killed her. Oh well. No great loss.)*

Amber’s doing a pretty shit job of selling herself up, so far all I’ve gleaned is that she can’t get the boy she wants, is insecure, a complete wack job, clumsy, selfish and has a shit life. Her own admission!

Put her with Bailey and LaurRr and we have ourselves an unholy trinity of complete morons.

I saw a documentary on the Aryan Brotherhood, and they use a code in their letters to relay information between prisons. Every letter that is capitalized or written in block lettering stands for an “A” and every letter written in lower case or script stands for a “B”. Then put those letters into groups of five, and each grouping stands for another letter… anyways, the code gets pretty complex, but the point I’m getting at is maybe Amber is using some sort of similar code, and underneath the angry ramblings of a retarded teenager, is some eloquent message that only she knows of, and hopes someone will figure it out and she will find her soulmate.

I don’t know, that’s what I am hoping for anyway.

Most likely she’s some white girl who goes to an inner city school and is trying to make herself look tougher. Sounds like she’s gotten her ass beat at least a handful of times, and I would say with good reason.

All she did was use a giant mix of quotes teenagers have been plastering on their Myspace pages in the form of graphics. Nearly every sentence she wrote I’ve seen as one of those dumb things. Some of them are from Marilyn Monroe, movies and books.

this fine lady has a lamespace account. with a complete text which has the possible missing ending.

to quote :
“things go wrong so u learn 2 appreciate em – when there right, u believe lies&eventually no one but yoself
i D0Nt live 2 please ne one – if u dont like me, its ure own loss..
my friends&family r what matters 2 me the most&i dk where i would b without em
im D0NE wit all these NIGGAs out here&all these GRiMMY A$$ H0E A$$ WANG$tER A$$ BitCHEs
its time 4 some ppl 2 grow the FUCK ↑ – imma continue 2 b me&do me
so if u dont like it, go 2 the top of the page, CliCK the red X&u can happily leave my FUCKiNG page – thanx!!!”

giant orange photo at the top proclaiming “ima .badd; BitCH on all 4s”. status : “CHANGE OF PLANS STRIP CLUB WIT TARANNY TO C COURTDIZZLE TEXT IT MUAHZ” feeling : energetic. the tsunami is just trying to be thorough.

You know, the majority of the people that I’ve ever met who were named Amber were all incredibly stupid, bitchy, and… well, some degree of this.
There are some Ambers out there that are very nice, intelligent people, but it seems the majority of them are idiots. Strange.

Interesting (or sad? hilarious?) how these slavish young followers of a teen subculture always proclaim themselves the “REAL DEAL”. (That part always have to be all caps.) No, lil’ Amber, there is nothing “real” about imitating other growth-stunted airheads in your upper middle class privileged ‘hood.

And if you’re gonna copy so if it’s in your mouth bitch swallow it from the toilet wall at your fave rave, maybe you should do some research first into what that’s really referring to.

I’m beginning to see a pattern here. The more a girl claims to be above drama/hate drama/find drama pathetic, the more likely she is to be the epicenter of, you guessed it, *drama*!

Tootsie, the closest thing Burlington has to an inner-city school is the boarding school I attended for kids who fucked up. In fact, Burton had a program where they had kids from inner-city schools come and learn to snowboard. They provided transportation, gear, and lessons. For Burlington, they chose our school, which was a mansion located on the grounds of the Episcopalian Diocese. This meant we had acres upon acres of breathtaking nature all around, from rocky lagoons to sandy beaches to dense forests. Yeah, we sure had it rough.

Sure, Burlington has wannabe gangsters and plenty of drug addicts, but it’s the softest city I’ve ever lived in (except for Syracuse, Utah; the Mormons and the hippies are about the same level of “hardcore”- i.e. not at all hard.

could i be totatlly wrong or were my eyes fucking up but all that was just one huge contradiction from what i could understand… man that really hurt my eyes and i honestly think i am now less smart reading it…

SOLID PUBESCENT GOLD.
Reading that made me feel totally “RaNdOm”
Perhaps one day Amber will run for public office.
Perhaps she will find the cure for AIDS
Perhaps she will write the greatest novel of our time.
Maybe all three!
I believe that everything happe!

I personally hate it when people tell me things I already know. I know I should live my life to the fullest, but thanks for making me rethink my entire life and changing all my beliefs with your insight, all the while making it fun with your “VeRy-CrEaTiVe-I’vE-nEvEr-SeEn-AnYoNe-TyPe-LiKe-ThAt” style of writing!!! ugh KOTS!

@48 Of all the brain-hurting language and grammar, the one thing she DID get right was “could care less” (brain-hurt aside). “Couldn’t care less” is a double-negative, therefore implying that she DOES care…which she obviously does. So, maybe you’re right after all.

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