I’m sure by now, like the rest of us, you have been inundated with commercials touting David Blaine’s latest feat of idiocy. What is the deal with this guy. Now headlines blare that he will be “Drowned Alive”. Oooohhh.

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but isn’t it true that the only way to drown in the first place is if you’re alive? There is no way to drown a dead guy, right? So, I guess that pretty much makes that headline redundant again one more time.

Well, keeping that in mind, I have just one question for Mr. Blaine regarding his attempt to hold his breath underwater for 9 minutes (aka suicide attempt, on live TV, in livingrooms everywhere). Here’s my question…You guys ready for this?…You sure?….Okay, here goes…