Viola Davis is 48 (what?) and smokin’ hot at the Ender’s Game premiere. (Go Fug Yourself)

A Norwegian man paid $26.60 for 5000 bitcoins a few years back; now they’re worth $800,000. (Uproxx)

You guys, Jordan Catalano could be up for a Best Supporting Actor this year. Cue your Danes cryfaces. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of cryfaces, HBO and Steve McQueen plan on wringing out our every last feeling with a new series described as “Six Degrees of Separation meets Shame.” Do we at least get some Fassbender ass to go with our tears? (Film School Rejects)

Does your significant other want you to dress up for some lame costume party you don’t want to attend? Send this amazing decoy Chewbacca piloted by “semi-cooperative, almost trained cats” instead. (via Uproxx)

Tom Hardy’s transition from an American soldier to Japanese Yakuza will finally be underway, thanks to a cash infusion to Takashi Miike’s The Outsider. (Slashfilm)

I prefer last week’s drag-o-licious Son’s of Anarchy episode to this week’s ‘Kersplatty” one. (Warming Glow)

Equality House shows just how to deal with those nasty Westboro folk; buy a house across the street from the church, paint it all the colors of the rainbow, and hold the first annual neighborhood “Drag Down Bigotry” party. Love. (Buzzfeed)

Let’s end on a happy note, shall we? Watterson prefers not to animate Calvin and Hobbes, but look how sweet it could be. (via Videogum)