2. Appeal to stupid Working Class Tossers who identify themselves as “Working Class” (who should be fired for reading The Sun – I’m sure ethnic minorities born here can do a better job then racist tory scumbag private sector workers)

Wouldn’t it be nice if the men and women we appointed to govern the country acted like their position dictates they should, instead of like overgrown public schoolchildren. Oh, how foolish of me: that’s exactly what they are.