If you're not familiar with Jose Canseco's Twitter feed by now, you really should be. It's the perfect blend of arrogance, idiocy, and non sequitur that elevates the craft of being a nonsensical steroid-stuffed meatbag to unprecedented heights.

What, you didn't think that all happened by magic, did you? Here's the team behind the tweets.

Oh and in case you think this is one of those cases where they're exaggerating for comedic effect?