According to the French division of Sony, the Vita is like having a woman with no head but two pairs of tits...obviously this is to advertise the fact that the Vita has a rear touch stuff. The Vita has nothing else to offer according to this advert.​

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The advert roughly translates: "Touch Both sides: Twice the sensations"​

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Of course women don't have anything of any worth behind them. There is no back to which you can kiss, caress or massage to get her to be putty in your hands nor is there a lovely arse that feels great to hold and lovely to look at. The guy who came up with this must be a great lover! Ads like these are what makes the Vita fly off the shelves!​