Speaking at a fundraiser hosted by the Beau Biden Foundation (Beau being Joe’s deceased son), Obama revealed that the Secret Service tried to make things as easy as possible.

Problem is his sniffles gave it all away.

Classic dad move.

While we’re here, let’s discuss the story about Donald Trump over on Newsweek:

When Donald Trump learned that then-girlfriend Marla Maples was pregnant with Tiffany, Trump said, “Excuse me, what happened?” and “Oh, great”—the latest bombshell revelation contained in 15 hours of tapes from The Howard Stern Show released this week…

…the tapes also revealed Ivanka and Donald Jr. tried to “bump” the younger Trump out of her inheritance, and that Trump was proud of her “to a lesser extent” than his other kids.