• If Sen. John Carona were a betting man, he wouldn't like the odds of his proposed gambling legislation.

• According to Rep. Louie Gohmert, "radical Islamists" are "being trained to come in and act like Hispanic(s)" to get past border security. Luckily for Americans, the training videos mostly consist of scenes from West Side Story. The terrorists shouldn't be that difficult to spot.

• Austin-Bergstrom was one of the many airports affected by yesterday's American Airlinesgroundings. Although the cause of the glitch is still unknown, American did ignore instructions not to feed Louie Gohmert after midnight.