Here is some alternative arithmeticIP: 37.191.117.10Posted on March 8, 2018 at 11:48:58 AM by Dick Francis (Devon Loch's jockey)

"Ethel Rodin all but scuppered their outside title chances". All but? Ok I know we uncharacteristically went all Spursy last night and lashed it up against The Old Lady of the Cricket Club. Tony "Chiellini" Hammond is entitled to troll us all he likes. But, using real arithmetic, we're seven points ahead of Ms. Rodin and they have three matches left to play. So unless Mike is going to start deducting league points for our failing to ride out the finish of the season (don't get any ideas Mike) then it's a straight fight now between the Donutz and the Shrimp. And no, I'm not at all confident. My fellow Dunkers are already questioning my mental stability after last night and more and more I feel like a high profile Argentinian with a long record of under achievement, waking up screaming in the middle of a dream about the width of a Wembley goalpost and the shape of Harry Kane's head. Replies: