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House Season 5 Quotes

Dr. Wilson: Why is it always reasonable in Houseland to take an emotional problem and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem?House: Because in Houseland - and the rest of the universe, by the way - when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer.

Dr. Wilson: The door was closed for a reason.House: Well, now it's opened for a reason. We need to talk.Patient: He just told me I have kidney cancer.House: Then you obviously need a moment to process.

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House: If I wanted gifts, I would just look deep into my patients' eyes and act like you. "Oh, I'm so sorry you're dying, Mrs. Moron. Of course I'll sleep with you. What I lack in skill, I can make up for in..."Dr. Wilson: You'd just wind up insulting her. Perhaps calling her "Mrs. Moron."