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Friday, February 12, 2010

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

CURSE YOU FACEBOOK MAKERS!!!!.....actually, I'm on FB too. It's just that EVERYONE THAT USED TO BE ON BLOGGER, no longer is on blogger really....they're all on facebook.......*facepalms*....has everyone succumbed to the numbing power of Facebook? Really people? Did you forget blogger existed or WHAT?!?...Unlike them, I am able to balance between Facebook and other things including blogger............I dunno..... I am submitting short story I put on here a while back into a short story contest. I doubt my actual chances of winning are high, but hey.....what do I have to lose really?.......

Zombieland Rules

In the case of a Zombie Apocalypse, you are going to want to memorize these rules.

Zombieland Rules

Rule # 1: CARDIO. Zombies live an active lifestyle, so should you.

Rule # 2: DOUBLE TAP. If your not sure whether it's dead or not. MAKE SURE. A second shot to the head never hurts.

Rule # 3: BEWARE OF BATHROOMS. It seems that when we are at our most vulnerable, zombies can just smell it.

Rule # 4: SEATBELTS. It's going to be a bumpy ride, so strap down and sit tight.

Rule # 5: NO ATTACHMENTS. This will eliminate(hopefully), bonehead decisions such as "going back into the room". No attachments, no going back.

Zombieland Rule # 6-SKILLET: Big. Cast Iron. In the event of a zombie invasion in your home and you don't have your gun in your hand, grab one of these. It will get the job done if wielded correctly. And, because it doubles as a cooking dish, cook your self an omelet afterward. Try cooking it in bacon grease.

rebel (noun reb`el)1. one who refuse allegiance to, resists, or rises against control of tradition. 2. on who participates in organized resistance. 3. one who lives a lifestyle unashamed of Jesus Christ, no longer conforming to the patterns of this world