Looking for someone to be exclusive with who is bat shit crazy. If this isn't you do not worry . This is not a deal breaker. Sometimes these things just take a little time. I can get you there faster than anyone. I can count to 30 and sometimes 90. My PHD is not just my pretty huge dick.
Lastly but super important - Guys with ankle bracelets to the front of the line.

*****My friends thought they would be funny AGAIN and Hijacked my profile. Sooo only some of that is true. :)