“Queen you shall be… until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.” I’ve been remiss in updating you guys on Vanderpump Rules so I am going to just dump it all out here and hope it makes sense. The drama of the upcoming season […]

By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a long season of Vanderpump Rules but tonight we finally say goodbye. Goodbye, Tequila Katie. Goodbye, White Kanye. Goodbye, mean girls. Goodbye, Scheana Shay. Luckily for us, only one of those goodbyes is permanent. After a little break I’m going to really miss these “kids.” But for now […]

By The Lady Cocotte Anyone in the mood for some arguing? Good, because it’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Last week’s part one quickly paid homage to Kristen dipping into Brittany’s lady pond, Katie’s wedding planning and James Kennedy’s cheating but, at heart, it was all about Lala. We revisited […]

By The Lady Cocotte Schwartz and Katie’s Wedding By Bravo is over. Scheana’s Marriage By Bravo is no more. Hell, even Lala’s Sur employment is dunzo. All that’s left is the three part reunion. Are you ready for the laughter, the tears, the DJ James Kennedy? Wait, don’t answer that question. Just sit down […]

By The Lady Cocotte Every episode of Vanderpump Rules brings us one step closer to the wedding that shouldn’t be. The whole gang has gathered at the wedding venue. Yay! Lisa Vanderpump has arrived (by private jet) to ordain the wedding. Whee! Jax and Sandoval are balls deep into a plan to surprise Schwartz by […]

By The Lady Cocotte We must be nearing the end of the season because the Vanderpump Rules wedding that shouldn’t happen is about to happen. Yipee? After completing their yearly Sur photoshoot (this year’s theme was Mall Glamour Shots), the “kids” are headed to Katie and Tom’s wedding venue. That’s right. They’re taking their […]

By The Lady Cocotte After three episodes in New Orleans, Vanderpump Rules is finally coming home. Did the LA bars notice a sharp drop in alcohol sales? Were local spray tan salons shuttered due to lack of customers? Did the air in Southern California feel just a little less vapid? Well, all of that is […]

By The Lady Cocotte The Vanderpump Rules “kids” are in New Orleans and they’re trying to finish what Katrina started. Too soon? My bad, but you know it’s true. So far there have been tears (mostly Sandoval), drunken spats (Katie and Schwartz, obviously) and the main event: confronting Schwartz about cheating with Vegas girl. Yeah, […]

By The Lady Cocotte Tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Part Two of Stassi’s Katie and Tom’s Katie’s bridal shower blowout in New Orleans. WeHo in NOLA, y’all! So far, Katie’s been smacked in the face with Mardi Gras beads (awesome), Scheana gave Shay a book of photographs of herself for their wedding anniversary (what a […]

By The Lady Cocotte Tonight the Vanderpump Rules “kids” laissez les bons temps rouler in the Big Easy. That’s right. Everyone’s favorite Bridezilla is having her bachelorette party in New Orleans. And she’s dragged her brow-beaten, “abused wife” of a fiancé (and his groomsmen) along for the ride. Ugh. I forsee a lot of Katie […]

By The Lady Cocotte I don’t know how tonight’s Vanderpump Rules can compete with last week. James Kennedy’s triumphant rap performance was overshadowed by an amazing ambush from his side pieces (coordinated by the ever delicate flower, Scheana Shay). His very public meltdown, which devolved into a bar brawl with Jax Taylor, was entirely expected. […]

By The Lady Cocotte Things are starting to get spicy on Vanderpump Rules! Sandoval called Jax out on his alleged Gay for Pay past and Brittany and her mom are having a homophobic meltdown. James cheated on his girlfriend with several of LVP’s employees. Lala leaving the show has left the mean girls in need […]

By The Lady Cocotte Vanderpump Rules is finally coming through. Last week we got Jax’s D and this week we get his roast. Oh yeah! This is what I signed up for. Sprinkle in some ridiculous friendship drama, a James Kennedy freak out and Ariana putting the beat down on Stassi, and I’m a happy […]

By The Lady Cocotte Tonight we get a two hour premiere of Summer House masquerading as an episode of Vanderpump Rules. Seriously, Bravo? Not only are you foisting this annoying show upon us but you’re besmirching the most important event of the year (ie: Stassi’s birthday) with your manipulations. Sigh. Who am I kidding? I’d […]

By The Lady Cocotte You may think the biggest event this week is the new year but that’s because you forgot that tonight Vanderpump Rules brings us Stassi’s birthday. Stassi’s birthday! It’s only the most important day/week/month of the year. Who can forget her Vegas birthday? Jax ripping off his chunky sweater to fight Frank […]

By The Lady Cocotte We survived Christmas. We survived losing George Michael. But can we survive another episode of Vanderpump Rules? You know I love this show. These vapid drama queens make my crusty heart sing. And yet, last week jumped the shark. Watching the mean girls tear into Scheana over her tepid apology to […]

By The Lady Cocotte Another (Mon)day, another Vanderpump Rules. Last week we revisited the Orlando massacre and it brought up a lot of feelings. Luckily, our amazing commenters brought the wisdom and healing we sorely needed. I’m really grateful for our little community here. And now the VPR kids can get back to what they […]

By The Lady Cocotte Mondays suck but at least we get new Vanderpump Rules. I can usually count on these crazy “kids” for a few chuckles. But this week is going to be rough. It’s Gay Pride week (which is normally all about joy) but we’re going to cover the Orlando massacre. And from the […]

Now that you’ve made it though the first part of RHOOC Reunion, if you would like still more bitching and insults between women, on Tonight’s premiere, it seems Kentucky, Lala, and Stassi all take their fair share of hits. Oh and James will probably be pushed around by Jax. So yay for more abusive […]

Peter has a dad bod. Sandoval thinks it is cute and funny to rub his naked ass all over Sandoval when he is passed out. LVP has 8 dogs, 8 swans, 7 turtles and two mini-horses. The Toms both think that they are “building modeling careers.” Kristen and James sought out a Crystal Therapist to […]

I was shocked to see this show in my DVR tonight. I honestly thought we already did this. I even checked my last post about this reunion and it was indeed part two. So, Here we go again. I’m really more excited about the premiere of Southern Charm, so I apologize in advance for […]

Vanderpump Rules put up some great numbers this season and the numbers just kept on growing. For that reason, we have a three part reunion. Even though it could all be covered in a half an hour. On look, it’s Andy. Ugh. Andy wants to talk about James showing up half nekkid to SUR […]

I totally forgot about the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I am watching it now in real time as it didn’t tape. Kristen is half naked. There is a lot discussion about James and his drinking problem. Kristen discusses how she “found” the Uber receipt for James cheating with Jenna but going through the emails in his […]

By Contributing Writer Xanadude In honor of tonight’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m drinking LVP Sangria. Yes, the embargo has been lifted here in Large Texas City – a new store is now carrying the Sangria (Thanks, World Market!) after being banished from the Major Chain (Goody Goody Liquor, which is a damn damn fine […]

Andy is just obsessed with this show for some reason. The ratings have been okay this season as they try to pump up their numbers to RHOOC levels, but this is some serious overkill. Last night, after the actual episode, Bravo tagged on another hour the first half f which is #WWHL and the second […]

By Contributing Writer Xanadude! Next week is the Vanderpump Rules Season Finale, so this episode sort of tees up a lot of stuff for next week’s payoff. Katie “asks” LVP if they can have their engagement party at Villa Blanca, Pinky’s house and Sanctuary for Deformed Animals, for the uninitiated. LVP agrees with the proviso […]

By Contributing Writer Xanadude On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules, we learn Stassi has Lyme Disease and Scheana has Munchausen’s. Not really,but,judging on page counts and comments, that’s all you people want to talk about. Lyme Lyme Lyme. Munchausen Munchausen Munchausen. Divorce. Con Artist. Fakey fakey fake fake. There. Satisfied? Then let’s get to adulting with the […]

Last night the great minds at Bravo stuffed three shows onto my DVR packaged as two hours of Vanderpump Rules. The first hour was indeed the latest episode of #PumpRules awesomely recapped by Xanadude here. I should first apologize for kind of screwing up his recap. I was oddly awake last night and went […]

By Contributing Writer Xanadude “Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.” I don’t normally agree with Ayn Rand, but since Lala brought her up as her new favorite author (Lala. […]

Let’s start with the latest news on Jax (and Kentucky). Jax had an appearance in Hawaii this past week for his felony charges as a result of his drunken decision to steal a pair of sunglasses while there filming the show. Somehow, Jax and Kentucky turned that into a week long Valentine’s vacation in a hotel with ocean front […]

By Contributing Writer, Xanadude Much as in real life lately, tonight’s Vanderpump Rules was full of weird edits – or is that just me and medication I’m on? Scenes would start at one point in time and then jump back to an event the previous evening. Night would become day in the space of a […]

By Contributing Writer, Xanadude This old man (and, like, LVP, for now I plan on starting all conversations with “This old man…” just to shade Stassi for a while. Although it is, technically, Jax, who is the same age as Ken,who should be calling himself “this old man,” but I digress…) Puckers and Pouts his […]