Bacon alarm clocks were pretty rudimentary six years ago. I mean, they didn't even have a snout or furry ears! The best bit about this BAKON one is that the instructions are all on Instructables, so you can build your own.

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All you need to do (once you've built it—and yes, snout and ears are not mandatory) is set the wake-up time on the alarm, pop your bacon strips on the plate, and nod your sleepy little head off. Then, at the ungodly hour of 7.30am, you can wake and rise to the crack! sizzle! pop! of cooking bacon.