Things you would never know without the movies:
All telephone numbers in America begin with the
digits 555...
The more a man and a woman hate each other, the
more likely they will fall in love...
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which
reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only
to waist level on the man lying beside her.
The ventilation system of any building is the
perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of
looking for you in there and you can travel to
any other part of the building you want without
difficulty...
When confronted by an evil international
terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best
weapons...
Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally
gunned down three days before their retirement...
Having a job of any kind will make a father forget
his son's eighth birthday.
Kitchens don't have light switches. At night, open
the fridge door and use that light instead...
When staying in a haunted house, women should
investigate any strange noises in their most
revealing underwear...
Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always
be investigated more closely...
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt
upright and pant...
A cough is usually the sign of a terminal
illness...
Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper
clippings, especially if any of their family
or friends have died in a strange boating
accident...
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to
become a world expert in Nuclear Fission at
age 23.