Over the years, I've had the good fortune of coming into close contact with many
interesting people, mainly in the corridors of Grand Central Station. Some of
these encounters have touched me deeply - others just ran off with my watch.
All in all, I feel I gained more than I lost, though a hot bath and a visit to the dry
cleaners usually took care of that.

Here are some of the people I've met and what they've said about me. Any resemblance
to persons living or dead is purely intentional.