Why it's sad: Since nostalgia is the laziest way to market a product, why not borrow from Jeeps deep heritage and re-introduce the Islander edition, which was offered back in the 1980s when Tiki themes where first making an ironic comeback and Chrysler had an equally stale product lineup.

Why it's sad: The original Renegade was a Wrangler, a cool one at that, not a rebadged Dodge with a minivan engine and a few extra doodads.

Special Edition: Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Mountain Edition

Brand of pig lipstick: Hood sticker, painted grille, chunky tires

Why it's sad: Everything, that's what's sad.

Special Edition: Chrysler PT Cruiser Couture Edition

Brand of pig lipstick: Two-tone paint, 16-inch wheels, interior paint

Why it's sad: That the PT Cruiser is still around and Chrysler is still trying to push it as a stylish car. It's not. It's old, it's coarse, it's cheaply built and only bought by people who don't even know how to spell the word "couture."

Special Edition: Chrysler Town & Country Walter P. Chrysler Signature Series

Brand of pig lipstick: New paint, unique wheels, custom badging

Why it's sad: Trotting out the name of the company founder, one of the most successful executives in automotive history, and putting it on a rather bland minivan for no apparent reason.