"I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not," Sheen explained. "She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."

He went on to deny that he has any romantic intentions with Lohan, saying: "I love her, I respect her, and I've never laid a finger on her that wasn't on film. How ya like me now, America?"