Which One Is Confused?

A preacher said to a farmer,'' Do you belong to the Christian family?''
''No,'' said he, They live two farms down.'
I mean are you lost?''
''No, I've been here thirty years''
''I mean are you ready for the judgment day?'
''When is it?''
''It could be tomorrow,or even today''
''Well, when you find out for sure when it is,
let me know. My wife wife will probably want to go.