So far (thanks God), Rap Genius has avoided beef. But, honestly, how long is that going to last?

We’re worried that pretty soon, either:

Some B-status rapper will feel miffed that we haven’t explained any of his songs, and will go buckwild..

OR

A G.O.A.T MC will grow impatient, roll up on Rap Genius with his Clique, and challenge our interpretation of his lyrics

Since cartography = power, we’re preemptively launching the Rap Map™. We’ve mapped every significant location in the corpus of hip-hop. Want to take a stroll down Headland & DeLowe? Or maybe you are a dapper Midwesterner trying to get up in the Glock-Glock for some dollars?

And of course, if you ever have beef with a G.O.A.T (and a smartphone with GPS capabilities), you can locate the G.O.A.T on the Rap Map™, e-mail directions to your Goons.. and rain on that motherfucker’s parade!POP, POP, POP!

For those who have already taken a look at the Rap Map™, I know you are asking yourself: “but where is Rap Genius HQ?!”

Rap Genius HQ is nowhere to be found on the Rap Map! U Can’t C Me, bitch! We’re in the Internet vortex..