WATCH: Songs for the Workers’ Party 2) Two Ronnies Pub Songs

On Monday, Robert Halfon suggested in the Sun that the Conservatives be renamed “the Workers’ Party, the party that speaks for the aspiration of hard-working people and has the policies that count to help them”.

So today, we’re celebrating his proposal of the Party’s name with a series of tunes you will be required to warble at the autumn’s Party Conference. The leader’s speech will be preceded by a communal sing-song led by the Party Chairman.

We continue with a medley of pub songs from the Two Ronnies. We were tempted by their St Botolph Country Dance routine, but concluded on balance that it would spark too much controversy about whether country dancing is a bourgeois deviation.