The “Three Hilariously Uncalled Holding Penalties Keep a Third-and-5 Alive Long Enough So the QB Can Chuck a Ball Into Triple Coverage and Have His Receiver Catch It Off His Helmet While Almost Doing a Backflip in What Ended Up Being His Last NFL Catch Ever” Play(That’s my new name for that Tyree FML Helmet Catch.)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, your team has won 2 titles since then, including one over your reviled ex coach and another involving the greatest fucking comeback in Super Bowl history. I'm sorry a break went against you, but try being a goddamn Falcons fan for 10 minutes, you'd quit watching football...like you did hockey until the Bruins got good...then magically all the hockey shit went away when they went bad again. Fuck all the way off, you entitled cunt.

TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far

The “Three Hilariously Uncalled Holding Penalties Keep a Third-and-5 Alive Long Enough So the QB Can Chuck a Ball Into Triple Coverage and Have His Receiver Catch It Off His Helmet While Almost Doing a Backflip in What Ended Up Being His Last NFL Catch Ever” Play(That’s my new name for that Tyree FML Helmet Catch.)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, your team has won 2 titles since then, including one over your reviled ex coach and another involving the greatest fucking comeback in Super Bowl history. I'm sorry a break went against you, but try being a goddamn Falcons fan for 10 minutes, you'd quit watching football...like you did hockey until the Bruins got good...then magically all the hockey shit went away when they went bad again. Fuck all the way off, you entitled cunt.

This is why I can’t read Simmons during football season. What a twat.

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The “Three Hilariously Uncalled Holding Penalties Keep a Third-and-5 Alive Long Enough So the QB Can Chuck a Ball Into Triple Coverage and Have His Receiver Catch It Off His Helmet While Almost Doing a Backflip in What Ended Up Being His Last NFL Catch Ever” Play(That’s my new name for that Tyree FML Helmet Catch.)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, your team has won 2 titles since then, including one over your reviled ex coach and another involving the greatest fucking comeback in Super Bowl history. I'm sorry a break went against you, but try being a goddamn Falcons fan for 10 minutes, you'd quit watching football...like you did hockey until the Bruins got good...then magically all the hockey shit went away when they went bad again. Fuck all the way off, you entitled cunt.

This is why I can’t read Simmons during football, baseball, basketball or hockey season. What a twat.

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Balls: I know a guy who came home after high school one day to over hear his mom and dad having a 3some with another lady. He actually went to beat off during it in his room.mister bacon: Wow no wonder PJ is so fucked up.

1. Malcolm Butler’s InterceptionA staggeringly unexpected play that single-handedly swung a Super Bowl, flipped the Brady-Belichick historical narrative (and Seattle’s, too), became Belichick’s single greatest moment (I laid out the case in this 2015 Grantland piece) and immediately turned into one of the most-discussed/most-dissected “What the F were they thinking????” play calls in football history.

Belichicks greatest moment was an inexplicable fuck up by the opposition. Billy B 4 GOAT!