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For Useless Knowledge replaces Useful Knowledge on the
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your car pool. True, you'll be worthless to society, but
you'll definitely get invited to a lot more parties!

Do men have higher sperm counts in New York or Los Angeles?

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has anyone presented so much that answers so little of
consequence:

Who was REALLY the first President of the United
States?

What company invented and trademarked Heroin?

Why is the word "Golf" insulting to women?

What animal has fingerprints just like humans?

Which insurance company pays $1,000,000 for alien
abduction?

What's the only liquid tropical fish can live in
besides sea water?

Who were the first couple to share the same bed on a
TV sitcom?

Why should candles be refrigerated before a romantic
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What's a French Kiss called in France?

Why don't dead people decay as fast as they used to?

Becoming a fountain of Useless Knowledge may be the
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change when you know...

Which is louder -- a jet plane taking off or a hippo
having sex?

How many people has Dr. Ruth killed with a submachine
gun?

Why don't dead people decay as fast as they used
to?

What religious anagram is derived from Britney
Spears?

What's the scientific name for sunburned skin that
peels off?

Why does the world's most expensive coffee taste like
dung?

Why is "The Muppet Show" banned in Saudi Arabia?

What dessert has the same frequency as brain
waves?

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Useless Knowledge never has to be
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Useless Knowledge never becomes obsolete. It's just as
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