The Low Blow Episode 5: Versus Wrapup / 136 Preview

This week on the Low Blow we break down the UFC on Versus 6 card, starting off with those dumbass Yamasaki brothers and then moving onto the title fight between Dominick Cruz and Demetrious Johnson. From there it’s onto Pat Barry vs Stefan Struve, and why it’s a good thing that the days of insta-cuts are now over. Prelim highlights, future contenders, and all that. Then it’s onto UFC 136 and our thoughts of the main card plus the Spike prelims. Lots of good stuff a gawn on with this 90 minute show, so chekkit.

Welcome to the first installment of me writing on other people’s posters. OPP for short. At first I was just going to photoshop some shoes on them because it looked like the ground really hurts to stand on. I wouldn’t be walking out there with no shoes. I noticed the one dude totally had a leg missing, then the other dude didn’t have a foot. Whoever made this is so dumb, becaue of them only Frankling Edward has shoes on. So, mysterious photoshop poster man, make these corrections and post it back here by the end of the day so I can finish putting shoes on these poor, shoeless fighters.

CAP

I’m down with OPP yeah you know me!

fishead

dude… you ‘almost’ hooked up with a deaf girl?

‘almost’??

I mean… you passed up the chance to hit her from behind, and say WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT because you were worried she might make Flipper noises when you were bangin’ her?

Hell… you could just turn away and ask if she’s cool with wearing a ball-gag so she doesn’t make retard noises… and assume she meant ‘yes’…

KeyboardWarrior

Great fight card, shyt poster. How did they manage to make frankie look so much not like frankie?

Grappo

That’s seriously the poster?

All this time I thought it was a shoop. Some inside joke that I wasn’t aware of. Holy fuck that’s awful. There is nothing right with that poster. I must have it.

KeyboardWarrior

I doubt it’s the actual poster. I hope it isn’t

DJ ThunderElbows

Could they only shoot Frankie with a different lens? Is that in his contract?