Come In and Burn...An Unofficial Henry Rollins and Rollins Band Site...

LA Money Train...
"Alright, everybody. We're here in Los Angeles in the wonderful Cherokee
Recording Studios, and tonight we're gonna vent some steam and talk about
this town. And hangin' out and jammin' with us tonight is one of the great
guitar gods of our time, none other than the brother Wayne Kramer. So,
Jason, are you ready? Alright. One! Two! Three! Hit it!"

Yeah. I wanna talk about the LA Money Train. Hollywood, California. The
place where people come to make it. The train makes many stops on its route.
And many try valiantly to get on. Like the rock star from Portland, who
works at the office supply store for years getting his hair together,
waiting for that train to stop and take him to fame and financial excess.
And then there's the actress from Houston, who's spend six years preparing
for her big screen debut, by dancing naked on a stage, and ends up realizing
her celluloid dreams by going straight to video, co-starring in "Ten Miles
of Tough Tongue." Hey, it's work. You gotta keep working. You gotta keep
working it. Some people will do anything to get on. Sounds pretty wild,
right? All aboard, y'all.

Yeah. Now what about that new visionary turned big spender, taking all those
musical genres and puttin' 'em in a blender? The music check he makes made
the critics get up on their little hind legs and exclaim: "Now this is
what's happening!" Ah! It's just more crap from a culture that's
evaporating. Stealing from here and there. He's on the cover of every
magazine with his dear caught-in-a-primetime-limelight stare. Really cosmic.
Pretending to be totally unaware as to what all the fuss is about as the
record company moves with ruthless efficiency and lightening speed to
attract every last cent from his listenership before they move on to real
drugs, sex, and suddenly find his music one hundred percent unnecessary. You
know the situation. Feel free to choose one or utilize any combination. You
loose your job. You get your ass kicked. Your woman leaves you. You spend a
night in county jail. Reality gets all up in your face, and says: "Hey, man,
the reds do." And all of a sudden that Offspring record just doesn't do it
for you anymore. Did I just say that? Man! So what if it's true? Yeah. Money
train. Money train. Just get on. Just get on the money train, man.

"But, fellows, you know... You know we got brother Wayne Kramer here. So we
gotta get outta the way, so he can step up and get into it. Alright, brother
Wayne. You got it, man. Go ahead. Yeah."

Yeah. Yeah. Alright. I wanna talk about some more people on the train. I
wanna talk about some more people ridin' that money train. You know
sometimes failure brings success and I got the proof. I heard about a man,
who's ridin' on the train right now, who got kicked out of the 5th floor
window and landed way up on the roof. Right time, right place, good rap,
nice face. We have the same analyst. Loose your integrity, sell your soul,
kiss the right (ass) and up you'll go. From the lofty heights you're
residing in they look like ants and their flesh tastes just like chicken.
Boy, if your friends could see you now. The ones back from the old town that
you left to come out here to get on the money train. You know what they'd
say? They'd say: "Uh, were your teeth always that straight and white?"
Forget about it, man. As long as you're on the A-list you're in the mix,
you're the man. You got the force, the power, the vision, the intensity, the
focus, the drive. You are the master of your destiny. Sure to get what you
want. Sure to get on that train. Sure to get on that train. Yeah.

You know, in this town, what you drive up in determines who you'll be
driving home with. How you dress determines who you'll be undressing. Makes
a man wanna get a nice car, cool clothes, and get in touch with his haircare
products. On the other hand, you can always go to the video store and see
the guy who used to sell millions of records and then snorted, drank and
burned his fortunes. All he has left is the dyed hair, eyeliner, and
attitude. The receding hairline, gut, and double chin only add to the visual
intensity. And from him you can rent a video, and watch his own girlfriend,
who's now your next-door neighbour, do things that are definitely moving too
fast for primetime. It's an option. Yeah.

"Hey, Jim. I don't wanna leave you out, man. So if you wanna step up and get
some, go ahead. Jim Wilson."

Yeah. I get so tired of all the drama. I get so tired of all the drama. I
get so tired of all the fakes jumping up and making it. Hard to see all the
people who really believe in the soul power of music, standing on the side
and getting run over by those with perk breasts, dyed hair, and wonderful
cheek-bones. So tired. At this point all I'd like is the truth. At this
point all I'd like is the truth. I get so tired of hearing the stories of
people who worked years and years, and their lives are nothing but pain and
burning tears, falling into their shoes as they wait on the boulevard for
the bus as the man with no talent drives by in a brand new BMW 540i. Yeah.
Disgusting. Disgusting on an epic scale. Disgusting like huge Godzilla-size
disgusting. Obscene the way they go to the bank with. Obscene the way they
stretch it out. Obscene the way they're so self-satisfied. As the real soul
goes down the drain. As the one triple nine rolls over to the two triple
zero. You'll see that the only heroes left, are the ones who are wailing in
the dust, punching their fist to the sky, still burning with soul intensity.
As the smirking fakes just say: "Whatever, man. It's cool." Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

For years I've waited. For years I've waited for the real thing to come
along. For years I've waited, for nights I sweated. And in all the small
rooms I occupied, I thought to myself: "It can't last for long. This facade
can't stay up forever. Someone's gonna come along and knock it down." Well,
many tried and many fell away. Many tried and many left with nothing to say.
And they were seen as losers, and they crashed and burned into the sea. Or
went up north and vanished or slid back to the midwest. Or were burned and
scattered in the south or smashed to bits by the brutality of the east.
Yeah. Yeah.

Now I don't mean to sound like they beat us or anything, but sometimes I
think it's all over. Sometimes I think it's all over. No more Coltrane. No
more Duke. No more Monk, Jimi, Otis, Aretha, Daisy, or Sly. And no one seems
to stop and wonder why. And I turn on the radio and it makes me wanna cry.
Because I know it's never gonna come around again. And it makes me cry
because I know that there's so many people who'll never get to hear Mahalia
Jackson, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Lightening, Lemmon, Curtis, Marvin, and
the Reverend Al Green.

The airways are clogged, and it's not looking good. In fact it's looking
pretty mediocre out there, but I digress...

"You hear that saxophone player in the background? Yeah. We brought him in,
so you could get a glimpse of my new found maturity, and still get a sense
of my street credibility. He's a session guy. He doesn't even know my name.
He's no fool, he's gettin' that system work. He's ridin' the train. Yeah.
Good work if you can get it. Just like a stuntman. Just like a pornstar. Oh,
wait a minute. He's an actor. Hey, man, what was your motivation for that
last scene?"

Yeah. Yeah. Money train. Money train. Sometimes I too wanna get on and ride
just like you. Sometimes I'm just like you, man. I wanna get on and have a
ride. I wanna get on and ride, and take these fakes for every penny they
got. Yeah. Yeah.