My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...

7 Dec 2017 12:23 - +5200 A cemetery is just an expensive landfill for corpses.

7 Dec 2017 11:55 - +2593 She is making a grave mistake.

7 Dec 2017 12:37 - +2438 All the good puns have been taken, so I’ll just mention that this is an actually funny post on /r/funny. Good for you OP. Way to work that title game.

7 Dec 2017 12:58 - +861 When I’m dead throw me in the trassshhhh

7 Dec 2017 12:19 - +686 Kind of a waste. Human bodies make the best fertilizer. You should have seen my roma tomatoes this year.

7 Dec 2017 11:52 - +286 She's trash-talking you

7 Dec 2017 12:00 - +133 What a waste

7 Dec 2017 14:30 - +86 Wait... are we just ignoring that the sidewalk looks like a woman in her wedding dress???? I legitimately thought this was a really beautifully dark wedding shot haha

7 Dec 2017 14:01 - +66 This reminds me of the poem "Alone with Everybody" by Charles Bukowski ([here's an audio reading if you want to listen to it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvyZbeDBDg)).
the flesh covers the bone
and they put a mind
in there and
sometimes a soul,
and the women break
vases against the walls
and the men drink too
much
and nobody finds the
one
but keep
looking
crawling in and out
of beds.
flesh covers
the bone and the
flesh searches
for more than
flesh.
there's no chance
at all:
we are all trapped
by a singular
fate.
nobody ever finds
the one.
the city dumps fill
the junkyards fill
the madhouses fill
the hospitals fill
the graveyards fill
nothing else
fills.

7 Dec 2017 11:54 - +31 I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!

7 Dec 2017 12:06 - +21 I mean it's all the same, and that extra mile is a lot cheaper

7 Dec 2017 15:17 - +16 If medical science doesn't want my body, I want to be dumped over the hedge into the garden of some neighbour we don't like. Explain that to the cops.