Tim's solo:Y' know I really don't get itThat's the way it always seems to be-dread itEverytime I come around these cats are always scrappin'Yappin' all about some little fluffy piece of ding a lingin'stain around the elbowA bit of this, a bit of that - you bet your dollar that the joint's a hellzapoppin'Man alive!Topsy's in a fitTurvy's in a snitAin't there anyone here who can put out the fire?

This is the most exasperatin' situation tell yaI ain't-never seen the likes of this oneAnd I have seen a bunch that'll really make y' thinkabout itWait a minute, hold your horses, here they comin' now

Oh Mr. Topsy you sure bring me downBetter believe you're spittin' the cotton-you are spittin' the cotton nowAh!And Mr. Turvy your head's no where boundIt's somethin' I would rather do withoutHa!

Piano Solo

Ain't you had enough of Topsy TurvyI've had more than I can handle n' it's tested my patience nowSick and tired of this crazy sceneI'm a little more than sick n' tired, oh, I'm really wiredThere's another way to go about this brotherWon'tcha hear me now, got'ta dig what I'm 'bout to tell yaLoving one another's what I mean-Boy love'll really straighten y' out - If you'll only check it out

It's such a sceneFightin's such a crimeNow, they're gettin' meanBound t' lose their mindMan, is this a dream?Wastin' so much timeHelp! I'm gonna screamWastin' yoursAnd wastin' mine

Topsy Turvey's World is Topsy Turvya little lovin' might undo itJust because they can't meet in between