On Risk
(1:2)

I have heard your
heart, oh my child. You have said in your heart, "If I put myself forward, I shall
be flamed, yea even flame-broiled, upon the newsgroups and the chat lines and
even unto the webpages shall I be flamed. Yea, and I shall be spammed, and even
the spammers, they will flame me. Therefore I will not put myself forward, that
I be not flamed, and I be not spammed."

And I say unto thee my
child, "Fat chance." For thou shall be flamed, upon the newsgroups and the mailing
lists and even unto the webpages shall thou be flamed, whether thou is as silent
as a lamb or runneth off at the keyboard like Anitra Freeman. And if you have
a mailbox somewhere, you will have spam in it, for this is a law of the universe
equal to "ditches suck Camaros". And these things are why God has given thee
a delete key.

So put thy voice out into
the world, and put thy heart out into the world, and when they spam thee take,
and eat, for this is meat for parody; and when they flame thee, for whatever
they flamest thee for, say unto them,

"Speakest thou more, for
I have just now washed my hair, and it is not yet dry upon my head."