Color of your lips

Fun biology fact the color
of a boy' s lips is also the
color of the head of his
penis
I think about this post a lot
now just staring at my dick
and thinking
well mine' s Coral Blue #5
his "Mati'
no so done

Firstly the picture wasn't for you so why would that matter to me
Secondly there is no denotation of whos penis it is. If someone does find out who's dick it is then whatever thats fine I'll use if for work

On the couch with your girlfriend (or waifu, it's FunnyJunk after all)

"Babe show me your dick..."
"BABE NO I'M NOT READY"\
"OKAY COME'ON YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE, GO TO A SITE WITH WEBCAMS AND SEE SOME DICKS JUST SHOW ME WHAT COLOUR YOUR ******* TIP IS YOU SLOOT"
"*crying* BABE NO!"

I'm aware. But think about life for a second will you. You're born, you live X amount of time, then you die. Whether having served a purpose or not you simply die. And then once that happens you and the great Cosmic Owl can become one again, for it is your birth mother. The great Cosmic Owl birthed you from its very own womb. A warm embrace, food, love, and after all that it just ends with being Covered.