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This is a compilation of our 'greatest hits' (or should we say, 'other people's greatest hits'), culled from four of our previous albums. If you're wanting to get only our good songs and weed out songs that might've missed their target (perish the thought!), then this is the album for you!

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I’m at Gringotts today
I gotta get some galleons in my pockets
I-I-I’m banking
My dead folks, I’m thanking
This is bloody awesome

Strolling down the alley like, “What’s up, let’s go to Gringotts,
I gotta get some gold outta my dead parents’ bank vault.”
I walk in, the goblins starin’ at me
And the head one says, “Does Harry Potter have his key?”
Hagrid says, “Yes indeed!” Pulls out a metal key
He hands to the goblin who says, “Ah, yes I see!”
We get into a little cart and take off with a zoom
Flying into Gringotts’ super secret treasure room

It was quick, just like a broomstick!

With a halt and start, the goblins stoppin’ the cart
And he whips out my key, and he unlocks my vault
I peep the gold inside the door
I nearly drop unto the floor
My parents were saving for me so I would not be poor
I’mma take this galleon pile, I’mma take this galleon pile
Seriously, I’mma take this pile, go and buy some magic items
Hey mom, hey dad, thank you for saving cash
The Dursley aint’ got nothin’ on my wiz-gold money stash
I’mma take some knuckles and I’ll buy a ton of sweets
And the kids will be like, “Dang! He ain’t cheap!”

We’re at Gringotts today
Hagrid’s got something wrapped in parchment
It-It’s a secret
Can Hagrid even keep it?
This is bloody awesome

I learned that Hagrid had the Sorcerer’s Stone
Dumbledore sent it with him so that nobody would know
It’s hidden, it’s hidden, Voldie can search till he’s green
But it’s locked away safe in Vault 713!

We’re at Gringotts today
We gotta get a horcrux in our pockets
We-We’re we’re huntin’
We’re very poorly bluffin’
This is bloody awful

We broke into Gringotts
To steal a horcrux cup
We broke into a vault
Hopin’ we don’t get caught
We used a dead snake’s fang
Destroyed that evil thang
We stole a big dragon
I swear I ain’t braggin’

I’m at Gringotts today
I gotta get some galleons in my pockets
I-I-I’m banking
The galleons I be raking
This is bloody awesome

Track Name: Rita Skeeter Will Never Write Another Letter

I remember what you wrote up the first time
Dragging Harry’s name through the mud and I
Can't believe the measures that you took
When you invaded his personal space

You interrogated him about his life, saying,
“Do you miss your mom and do you cry at night”
When he spoke you didn’t even try to write
The words he was saying
I really don’t trust trust

You
Yoooou’re using quick quote quills again
But ooh, this time I’ll telling you, I’m telling you

She’s a snitchy witchy liar and a gossip writer
She’s a sneaky wicked weasel, I hope she’s fired
The Daily Prophet’s gossip and lack of news is sickening
And we may never, ever, ever want to read the paper

Now you’re making Ron and Harry fight
Yet the info that you’re printing’s never right
And these people seem to love your gossip game
But I’ll give you heck if it’s me you wanna defame

Ooh, you're spreading filthy lies again
But ooh, this time I’ll telling you, I’m telling you

She’s an evil little weasel and a gossip writer
She’s a sneaky wicked woman, I hope she’s fired
She’s gonna talk to Cedric, talk to Victor, talk to Fleur
But she will never, ever, ever write another letter

You thought I was a Muggle when you came here
Wrote those nasty things somehow
Your column relies on what you hear
But you'll be writing for The Quibbler now

I'm !
Not!
A Muggle, muggle, muggle!

I'm !
Not!
A Muggle, muggle, muggle!

I will never ever read her, cuz she’s Rita Skeeter
She’s a snitchy witchy liar and a gossip writer
She can spy on Harry or get the inside scoop on Krum
But I am clever, clever, clever
And she’s a beetle

Track Name: Wizarding Skillz

At Privet Drive, my life's not that great
My cousin treats me like a piece of crap
My Uncle Vernon is really fat
And my aunt is really cruel to me
But then one day I got the news
Hogwarts School was interested in me
The next day Ollivander's put a wand in my pocket

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really want to be a Quidditch star

You're good at Quidditch? Don’t make me laugh
If you wanna get on our team you best fly fast
You don’t have to be Krum, to catch a snitch
But don’t be brat like Malfoy; he’s a son-of-a-witch

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really want to be a Quidditch star

If you wanna be a seeker, you're gonna have to catch the snitch
(Gonna have to catch the snitch)
If you don't grab that birdie, the game will never end
If you wanna rock at Quidditch, you're gonna hafta learn the rules
Playing at the ain't that easy, it ain't for stupid fools

If you play as beater, you'll get several scars
And if you play as keeper, you could be a star
But playing chaser, is the most fun
You might have 99 problems but a snitch ain’t one

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really want to be a Quidditch star

If you wanna be a chaser, you're gonna have to own the pitch
(Gonna have to own the pitch)
Flying 'round on brooms is a job for a gifted witch
If you wanna rock at Quidditch, we have got to win
Dodging bludgers and takin' points from Slytherin

So here's our team from a to z, you wanna fly with us
You gotta know us personally
We got Ron goalie-ing and yes, he is our king
We got G, for Ginny, who flies up in the (sky)
Fred and George on the scene
They make quite a team
And as for me, well, I'm HP!
The game is really rough so beat on Hufflepuff
The game is really rough so beat on Hufflepuff

If you wanna rock at Quidditch, you gotta learn to stay afloat
(Gotta learn to stay afloat!)
Get a broom like Harry's souped up firebolt!
If you wanna rock at Quidditch, we have got to win
Dodging bludgers and takin' points from Slytherin

If you wanna rock at Quidditch!

Track Name: I'm On a Broom

(Harryyyy) Aww SNAP!
Get your brooms ready it's about to go down (Harry, yeah)
Everybody in the place watch their frickin' neck (Harry, yeah)
But stay on your muggle-lovin' toes
We flyin' now, let's go

I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin' on a broom (ridin' on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom
Take a good hard look at the muggle-lovin' broom (broom, yeah)

I'm on a broom muggle-lover take a look at me
Straight flyin' on my broom just like a banshee
I'm a seeker, yeah, give me lots of room
You can't stop me muggle-lover cause I'm on a broom

I used to own a Nimbus it did flips and tricks
A tree was thrashin'; sadly, it was beyond my fix
I got a Firebolt now, and it's as real as it gets
I'm on a broom muggle-lover, don't you ever forget

I'm on a broom and, it's goin' fast and
I got some crimson and gold Quidditch robes, man
I'm the king of the sky, on a broom like Krum
If you up in the stands, then you'z a bum...
(Oh yeah, this broom is real!)

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide, you would be so proud (be so proud)
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
I'm Harry Potter; anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a broom
It's a nice, fast, racing broom (yeah)
Ohhhhh!! Look at me, oh (everyone to the Quidditch pitch)
Never thought that I'd see the day
When a Firebolt comin' my way
Believe me when I say, I rock at Quidditch

I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin' on a broom (ridin' on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom
Take a good hard look at the muggle-lovin' broom (broom, yeah)

Whoahhh
Ha-Ha-Harry... Harry
Yeah yeah yeahhh

Track Name: The Lavatory Song

I was inside a stall
When a snake crawled from the wall
I looked into its - eyes
And I was DOA

Now I’m a ghost in a bowl
Fate worse than losing your soul
And now I haunt Hogwarts kids
When they have to go

Livin’ by a toilet
Notice the plumbing’s broken
The sink’s been overflowin’
That basilisk was really scary

Hey, you’re making some brew
Aren’t you Harry?
My name is Myrtle
From the lavatory

It’s hard to haunt right
When you are near me
Well, my name is Myrtle
From the lavatory

A book got thrown at my face
I was so sad and disgraced
But you came and talked me
And now I’m OK

Years later you needed aid
The golden egg was a pain
You couldn’t figure it out
So you came my way

Livin’ by the toilet
Notice the plumbing’s broken
The sink’s over flowin’
That basilisk was really scary

I haven’t seen you
So what gives Harry?
You know that I’ve been
In the lavatory

And all the other boys
Like Cedric Diggory
Are Dumb and Dumber
They’re no Harry Potter

And now I spend all of my time
In the u-bend
In the u-bend
In the u-bend

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Riddle's out to kill, now we got to stop his big snake
I mean, he took out Filch's cat!
Who goes and does that?

The broken sink’s the Chamber’s door
There’s a big snake down, get down on the floor
Oh no, oh my word
Fawkes the bird brought me a sword
I can fight and I can stab
What’s the matter Riddle, you feelin’ mad?
What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter Tom?
If I stab this book you will be gone

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Turns out Voldemort has a fetish for big snakes
I don't care for that
I don't care for that
What would Freud have to say 'bout that?
Hermione's still a cat

Track Name: Wand Thing

Shopping for Hogwarts school
For a wand made of holly or of yew
It might be Harry’s fate
The wand chose him, that’s the case

Point it into the sky
The Dark mark appears tonight
Its purposes are bleak
And forever linked to Harry’s

Malfoy better watch out
Got his wand snatched away by Harry
Its allegiance ain’t with him now
Disarmed of his wand thing

So get it; test it with a swish and a flick
Give it a twirl; do a magic trick
Come on, come on all the wizards will sing
Cuz I have that wand thing
I want that wand thing

The hand-me-down wand is Ron’s
It doesn’t work at all
He broke it, what a mistake!
It can’t be fixed with spell-o-tape

The Elder Wand never was in Voldemort’s hands
It was in Harry’s possession by coincidence
I bet you never saw that twist coming
Tom stole that wand thing

I want a wand thing

So get it; test it with a swish and a flick
Give it a twirl; do a magic trick

Raise them up and then give them a flick
Give them a twirl; do a magic trick
Come on, come on all the witches will sing
We want that wand thing

Let try, let’s try, try wands of all kinds
So we can lead a magical life
Come on, come on all the muggles will sing
We want that wand thing
I want that wand thing

Track Name: Ginny, Are You OK?

In Diagon Alley, we saw Malfoy with his daddy
He gave you a journal; was a Horcrux and infernal
You took it without question
You were put under possession
So you threw it in the bathroom
Where I found it
It was our doom

Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?

Ginny are you OK?
Can you tell us that you're OK
You did it at your own risk
Riddle's left you to the basilisk, Ginny
Your mind he betrayed
You put the bloodstains on the palisade
You tossed the diary in the bathroom
Where I found it
It was our doom...

Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
You've been tricked by... You've been used by...
Tom Riddle

Me and Ron found the chamber
We took Lockhart
Minus Granger
I fought a huge serpent
Nearly killed me
In the engagement

Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?

Ginny are you OK?
Can you tell us that you're OK
You did it at your own risk
Riddle's left you to the basilisk, Ginny
Your mind he betrayed
You put the bloodstains on the palisade
You tossed the diary in the bathroom
Where I found it
It was our doom...

Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
You've been tricked by... You've been used by...
Tom Riddle

Track Name: I Love Hogwarts

I'm good right now, man
I ain't the Dark Lord...
If you have a wand
Would you please put it in the air?

Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...

I wanna stay at Hogwarts if ya know what I mean
Eat chocolate frogs and booger flavored beans
After Quidditch Games, on Friday Nights
I can get butterbeer a sickle-a-pint

So let's hit the pitch, I'll grab the snitch
The name's Harry P, did you know that?
I am champion at wizard chess
Knight to E-5; I can beat the best

Ron's got a mouse, Gryffindor's my house
I love my education, but screw divination
Time isn't wasted, when evil is wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...

Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the Heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...

Do I really have to pass my O.W.L's
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

Track Name: Witch

I'm having a bad day
Ron is nice to me
Normally, but not today...
Tried to tell him but he looks at me like maybe I'm a Veela underneath
Beautiful and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You didn’t care 'cuz Lavender was by your side
Can't you understand why I am so confused
I'm hurt because of you
Looking back on everything
I should have stayed with Krum

I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves just want cuddles
Used a Time Turner 3rd year
And I still got straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway

So take me as I am
Is my jealousy part of your master plan?
You’re there snoggin’ her like you’ve been Imperiused
From behind a book I’ll see...
But tomorrow when she's gone
Weasley again will be my king

I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves, just want cuddles
Used a Time Turner 3rd year
And I still got striaght A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you can’t say my name any other way

Just when you think you're gonna ask me out
You're mind is already changing...
I think it's cruel that you do what you do
Please don't talk to me...

I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves just want cuddles
Used a Time Turner 3rd year
And I still got straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway

I’m a witch, my hair’s teased
I cast a spell ‘n’ put frizz at ease
Ron Weasley hurt me and suffered
All around him birds have hovered
I've been numbed and petrified
A mandrake saved my life
and Ron will end up falling for me anyway

When I first woke up
After the Quidditch World Cup
Well, I was filled with excitement and glee
The feelings gone from my face
Oh, get me out of this place
'Cuz there are men going on a torture spree
Their faces are covered by masks
And they are posed to attack
You better believe that they're ready to scare...
You better run far away
And double check that you're safe
Lest you'll be dangled by your feet in the air

I tell ya...
Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Muggles will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!

The boys and girls in my tent
Wanted to leave the event
So we ran into the forest to hide
But then we saw a strange man
He had my wand in his had
And then the Dark Mark appeared in the sky

Avada Kedavra!

Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Muggles will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!

Altogether now!

Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Muggles will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!

Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Muggles will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!

Track Name: Privet Drive

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Harry just hit the wall
He'd nearly had it all
Tormented everyday
Cedric was DOA
He dreamed about a door
All the time for 24
Hours every day...
Again to his dismay

He was gonna be an auror
He was gonna be the star
He'd kick Voldie's ass
With just his lightning scar
He though about that veil
When Belatrix did assail
His godfather Sirius Black
Would never... Ever...
come back!

But Ron Weasley, Hermione
Can't save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two weeks until school
The wait is really uncool
In order to stay alive
He's stuck at Privet Drive

He hates Voldie's antics
Defeats him all the time
Tom Riddle, Umbridges' ink
And the Goblet of Fire
He's a Hogwarts man
Not a big Dementor fan
They thought they'd get their hands
On the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ron Weasley, Hermione
Can't save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two weeks until school
The wait is really uncool
I order to stay alive
He's stuck at Privet Drive

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

He hates time, make the pain stop
Why did all the time-turners have to drop? (Have to drop...)
And why did Sirius, become a martyr?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP!!! (tick tick tick)

Ron Weasley, Hermione
To save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two weeks until school
The wait is really uncool
I order to stay alive
He's stuck at Privet Drive

But Ron Weasley, Hermione
Can't save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two week until school
The wait is really uncool
I order to stay alive
He's stuck at... stuck at... stuck at Privet Drive

Track Name: (Ginny's) Love Story

I was so young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes, and the flashback starts,
I'm standing there,
At the station in autumn air

I see the train, see the students, the parents.
See you make your way through the crowd,
I say, "Hello",
Little did I know,

That you were Harry Potter,
Hear the fan girls screamin'
And my daddy asked what the heck's a rubber duck?
And I was running down the staircase,
Hoping you didn't know...

And I said,
Harry, one day you'll even put yourself at risk
To save my life you'll slay an evil basilisk
I'll be the witch, and you'll be the wizard,
It's a love story, Harry, just say, 'yes'"

So we'll play Quidditch in the garden this evening
We'll keep quiet, 'cause we're dead if he knew,
So close your eyes,
Escape Voldie's gaze for a little while

'Cause you were into Cho,
I was with Dean Thomas
And then Ronald said, "Stay away from Harry please"
But you were so into me and I was
Begging you, "Please don't go"

Well, I got tired of waiting
Saddened, but then I recall
Voldie's curse was fading
When I met you by the castle wall

And I said,
Harry, one day I will ask to tie your shoes
I've be waiting, even though you've got no clue
Is this in my head
I don't know what to think
You knelt to the ground,
And pulled out a ring and said,
"Marry me... Oh Ginny, you'll never have to be alone.
You see, the snitch opens right at the close!
You're dad's really glad, go pick out a white dress,
It's a love story, Ginny just say yes"

Track Name: In the Pensieve

I tell you it's not a lie
The dark lord that I despise
Destroyed my world when I was asleep
And he doesn't even care
Leaving Dark Marks everywhere
Sheesh, that's rude, but we all stand and stare...

Take a look in a Pensieve
You'll see my thoughts sink slowly
It's true to state that I'd rather stay awake than fall asleep
But Voldie's there just watching as I dream

Butterbeer in a jug
Rita Skeeter was a bug
The Yule Ball was such a wicked dance
A sharp pain upon my head
The mirror of Erised
I can't believe that Sirius Black is dead...

Take a look in a Pensieve
You'll see my thoughts sink slowly
It's true to state that I'd rather stay awake than fall asleep
But Voldie's there just watching as I dream (When I fall asleep)

I had to beg the Sorting Hat (Please not there in Slytherin)
Mrs. Norris is such an awful cat (Please don't tell Filch I'm here)
Where are the keys that Hagrid keeps (Please make me some Treacle Fudge)
A harp made Fluffly fall asleep...

I know I must not tell lies
I'm weird and I hate bad guys
I got bright green eyes just like my mom
Who knows where my parents are
But if my dreams get real bizarre
I'm the "Boy Who Lived" just look at my scar (scar scar)

Take a look in a Pensieve
You'll see my thoughts sink slowly
It's true to state that I'd rather stay awake than fall asleep
But Voldie's there just watching as I sleep

Take a look in a Pensieve
You'll see my thoughts sink slowly
It's true to state that I'd rather stay awake than fall asleep
But Voldie's there just watching as I sleep

Track Name: We R Death EateRs

Dark and Dangerous
If you're one of us, make a horcrux
'Cause we make the purebloods fall in love
When we got our dark marks on and up
And yes of course we does
We're running this joint like the Slug Club
And no, you don't wanna mess with us
Got a horcrux on our necklace-ace

Got death written on my eyes
Robe is ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and petrified
So let's go-o-o (Let's Go!)

Tonight it will be dark ark a-a-a ark
The world will soon be ours ours ou-ou-ou ours
We're tearin' souls apart part pa-pa-pa part
You know just who we are
We R Deatheaters

Spell casting like we're dumb dumb du-du-du dumb
Your body will go numb numb nu-nu-nu numb
And Potter will be gone gone go-go-go gone
You know just who we are
We R Deatheaters

Voldie's risin' up
It's about dang time you live it up
I'm so sick of hearing about Sirius
It's making me feel imperius'd
I'm just talkin' truth
I'm telling you 'bout the things we do
We're stealin' elves clothes, checkin' out scars
Dressin' in black, Voldemort's nude
Ewww

Got death written on my eyes
Robe is ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and petrified
So let's go-o-o (Let's Go!)

Tonight it will be dark ark a-a-a ark
The world will soon be ours ours ou-ou-ou ours
We're tearin' souls apart part pa-pa-pa part
You know just who we are
We R Deatheaters

Spell casting like we're dumb dumb du-du-du dumb
Your body will go numb numb nu-nu-nu numb
And Potter will be gone gone go-go-go gone
You know just who we are
We R Deatheaters

Voldie's risin' up up up up up up up
Voldie's risin' up up up up up up up
Voldie's risin' up up up up up up up
Voldie's risin' up up up up up up up

Tonight it will be dark ark a-a-a ark
The world will soon be ours ours ou-ou-ou ours
We're tearin' souls apart part pa-pa-pa part
You know just who we are
We R Deatheaters

Spell casting like we're dumb dumb du-du-du dumb
Your body will go numb numb nu-nu-nu numb
And Potter will be gone gone go-go-go gone
You know just who we are
We R Deatheaters

I killed Sirius Black!

Track Name: Potions Wizard

Ever since I was at Hogwarts
I've sucked at potions class
But under Slughorn's guidance
I though that might pass
But then one day while browsing
Through a book of potion spells
I met this Half-Blood Prince bloke
And he knows his potions spells

With Severus Snape as teacher
I couldn't brew a thing
But now I'm the Cauldron Master
With the Prince under my wing
All the class is jealous
At Potions I excel
This Half-Blood Prince bloke
Sure knows his potion spells

He's a potion wizard
There's got to be a twist
A potion wizard
Have you seen his spell list?

How do you think he does it?
What makes him so good?

Hermione's really jealous
She doesn't trust my book
I know it's just her anger
'Cuz I'm the better cook
She's said she'll turn me in
I hope she doesn't tell
This Half-Blood Prince bloke
Sure knows his potion spells

I guess it's not me
I'm just as bad as they get
It's this Half-Blood Prince
He's Good... I'll admit

While flipping through my textbook
I spied a curious phrase
'Sectumsempra' beckoned
It set my wand ablaze
I tested it on Malfoy
I swear it gave him Hell
Sheesh, This Half-Blood Prince bloke
Sure knows his magic spells

Track Name: Horcruxes 2 Night

We used to fly with the kids in the pitch
But now it ain’t about no snitch
We wish Dumbledore was alive
‘Cuz right now we’re fighting to survive

We runnin’ ‘round England in Muggle attire
To fight Voldie’s fire and his evil empire
We got to stop him dead ‘cuz he is a live wire
We doin’ this fo’ Cedric ‘cuz now he’s a vampire

It’s six horcruxes we seek
It’s six horcruxes whose power we want to break
It’s six horcruxes I think
Dumbledore already broke the ring
And now we got to find a bloody crown, yes
Being a hero I’m stressed, yes
Boo for the loser named Ron, bye
Hope he don’t meet an end like “Firefly,” sigh
Nagini chased me, teleport to safety, 12 Grimmauld Place
Dot dot dot, we going crazy
Yeah, I’m muggle born, Voldemort couldn’t chain me
Shout out to “Def Eaters,” sorry that you couldn’t taze me
Ain’t being haughty, we misunderstood
Best believe that all the while we working for the Greater Good, Imperio!
This night just goes to show
Everything we’ve been striving fo’

Now ge-ge-ge-ge-get your wands out
Time to fight evil off and watch Ron pout
We’ve already tried everything we could think of
But killin’ Voldie is what we on the brink of

I wish that I could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… tonight
And while we’re looking, Voldemort’s still alive… alive… alive
I wish that we could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… (Got to find this horcrux) tonight… (Got to find this horcrux)
This is our moment, I just hope we don’t die… don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux) don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux)

Uhh, when I tell my friends
Run, run, run faster let’s hide in the city
Death Eaters be on my tail ‘cuz you know I’m H-Piddy
Using Polyjuice, we’ll infiltrate the Ministry
Dodging all the guards, oh crap, the Muggle-Born Committee
Shout out to a muggle band, “This Is Such a Pity”
“Magic is Might,” blech, how terribly witty
Aww, where is the locket, it’s drivin’ me mental
We’re trapped here with rainin’ offices and flying memos
Found Umbridge, she wasn’t alone
About 100 dementors, dang it got cold
And so we grabbed the locket, it was time to roll
Weasley really wanted out, but he didn’t go home yet
Yeah, be very afraid, Muggle-borns and traitors getting’ carried away
Ron thinks me and Hermione getting’ married today
Oh wait, here comes a Patronus to show us the way
Ooh, I see a snatcher with my eye
Dang, we got captured and nearly died
Showdown at the Malfoy Manor, humongous fight
I can’t believe we really made it and I’m partly surprised, I swear
This is the best scene in the book
I swear these stunts are as hard as they look
I’m really trying to figure out this whole deal
Because of course its in your head, but why’s that make it not real?

I wish that I could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… tonight
And while we’re looking, Voldemort’s still alive… alive… alive
I wish that we could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… (Got to find this horcrux) tonight… (Got to find this horcrux)
This is our moment, I just hope we don’t die… don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux) don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux)

Track Name: Voldemort's Goin' Down

We’ve been searching high and low
Gone to every place I know
We’ve been hunting across London for a piece of Voldie’s soul
It’s harder than it looks, so please stop judging me

And Ron became a wuss
He ditched us in the woods
It’s so painful, there’s no cable, and the baths are really cold
It’s better than the Dursleys, but by not very much

We gotta search the world round
‘Cuz he’s horcrux must be found
Voldemort’s goin’ down!

This quest’s become a chore
So thank you Dumbledore
He sent us on it, with no promise or instructions for the user
We don’t know what the other horcuxes are

But Ron came back for us
With new wands, heck that’s a plus!
But we got captured by some snatchers, can this day get any worse?
Hauled off to Malfoy Manor in the dead of night

We gotta search the world round
‘Cuz he’s horcrux must be found
Voldemort’s goin’ down!

We gotta search the world round
‘Cuz he’s horcrux must be found
Voldemort’s goin’ down!

Track Name: We're the Potter Fandom

I never used to read anything
But no articles in magazines will not suffice
And now books less than 700 pages are a bore
Never stop to rest, read the books in a night, oh

I want to be invisible
Read faster than a Nimbus
And Rowling is responsible
She wrote the books to begin with

Magic and sorcery
I clearly remember
I always cry when Hedwig dies
And how Snape was just a spy
I must not tells lies
I do not agree that these books are a sin
We’re the Potter fandom

My best friend took a week’s vacation to re-read them
Read 4,224 pages
Now he’s grief-stricken, sobbing, crying for Dumbledore
Thinks about him now and how he really truly wept
He’ll say

I want to be invisible
Read faster than a Nimbus
And Rowling is responsible
She wrote the books to begin with

A corrupt ministry
I clearly remember
I always cry when Buckbeak dies
But they saved him and turned time
I must not tells lies
I do not agree that these books are a sin
We’re the Potter fandom

I’ll always think of dear Albus
I never liked Harry and Cho’s relationship
And now books less than 700 pages are a bore
The Potters died that day when Snape let it slip
They’ll say

I want to be invisible
Read faster than a Nimbus
And Rowling is responsible
She wrote the books to begin with

Magic and sorcery
I clearly remember
I always cry when Severus dies
And how Harry has Lily’s eyes
I must not tells lies
I do not agree that these books are a sin
We’re the Potter fandom