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My doddery old vicar character is involved in an army bait and has given the deaf explanation about not being able to use the phone. Now when I hear the good reverend speaking in my head, when composing emails, he sounds a lot like the cricket commentator, Henry Blofeld (he looks like Dick Emery but that's another story)...

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Dear Tony,

Send me your mobile a number for easy communication with the courier company who will contact you and also your country of location. I have already sent your information to them , but they requested for the mobile number or fax , so that when the Approved Diplomat arrives your country with the , he will be able to contact you that he has arrived... blah blah

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My dear old thing

Thank you for your very detailed email. I would welcome the opportunity to chat on the telephone but unfortunately I am rather deaf.

I clearly remember it now, we were about to go over the top in Mesopotamia to fight the fuzzy wuzzies and a damned shell went off right beside me! Since then I have found it difficult to hear anything at all and have to sit right next to the organ in church so I can hear the hymns!

So therefore I am unable to use a telephone and have to rely on email or letter to communicate. Anyway I am rambling on again, what do we have to do now to get this project moving along?

Kind regards

The Reverend Tony

My lad writes...

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why calling me an old thing wher as you know my name,dont you have a country ? do get back with your country of location .

think he's off script...

_________________FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
YOU ARE MAD. I AM SURE. - Willi4m Du7u
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM

That was a very quick de-rail there. This one might be a genius level lad.

_________________I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
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