Ever since Teen Mom's Amber Portwood asked to be put behind bars, rumors have been swirling about her unusual incarceration. Let's not forget that Amber is famous, and her fellow inmates are definitely familiar with Teen Mom. According to some tabloids, Amber's jail buddies put glass in her food to show her who's boss, but Ambs is setting the record straight. "Nothing like that has happened since I've been in prison," she tells Dr. Drew during a jailhouse special on Oct. 9.Of course, our favorite rumor about Amber has to do with a special lady named Sugarfoot, who is reportedly protecting our homegirl in prison. Amber rehashed the rumor to Dr. Drew before laughing it off. "That there's some girl in here named Sugarfoot that has my name tattooed on her neck, and she takes care of me in here, and if anyone says anything to me she's gonna whoop their ass. Which is not true at all. I don't even know Sugarfoot, I'm sure there's one in here somewhere. Oh believe me, there's somebody. But there's not lesbian sessions." Sigh, we can't pretend we're not devastated by this blow. Sugar and Amber's imaginary relationship was just so beautiful, sob!