What to Say When Your Girl is Bored

Boredom is easily one of the most frustrating feelings in the world. Your mind seems to slow down as you scramble for something to occupy your time. But you know what’s worse than feeling bored? Having someone you love being absolutely bored out of her mind. So what’s the best thing to say when your girlfriend messages you complaining that she’s bored? Here are some suggestions you might like:

Bored? Well, babe, you’re in for a ride. So get your best dress on, put on a little makeup, and wear your favorite pair of heels because this bad boy is going to take you on a night out in town!

Would you look at that? I happen to be bored too! How about we meet up and be so bored together that we end up doing something fun and exciting?

This might sound weird, but I have a question that will keep your mind occupied. Imagine you’re stuck in a desert island with nothing but a phone with three contacts – Batman, Spiderman, and Deadpool. Which of these guys do you call on to bail you out?

Tell me all about your day. I want to know every single detail that you recall from what you first saw when you checked your phone to what you had for a midnight snack before going to bed.

I want to share a piece of trivia with you. They say that the most beautiful girl in the world wasn’t actually Helen of Troy. She’s actually more modern than we thought. In fact, according to my reliable sources, she’s sitting right at home, bored out of her mind, and texting her boyfriend.

Uh oh, this looks like a job for Boredom Eliminator man, the superhero that will entertain you until your day ends with limitless fun!

I hope you get bored of being bored because being bored is so boring! But if you can’t get out of it alone, I’m right here to keep you entertained until you find something to do.

Babe, doesn’t come with a remote control. You have to get up and change it yourself. And when you can’t do it alone, just give me a few minutes and I’ll be right over!

Here’s something for you to do. Remember your favorite book of all time? Remind me again why you love it so much.

Sucks to be bored. But have you ever heard of Murphy’s law? It says that everything that can go wrong will go wrong. And what about Cole’s law? Well, that one says that it’s thinly sliced cabbage dipped in mayo an sour cream!

Give me something about you that you don’t like, and I’ll give you ten reasons why you should enjoy and appreciate it. I think everything about you deserves to be appreciated, so let’s start doing it now.

Maybe you should enter a body building contest like Dr. Frankenstein did. Too bad he realized he completely misunderstood the objective!

Whenever I’m bored, I sleep. But since you can’t do that at work, how about I take that nap on your behalf?

I’d criticize the timing of your boredom. But a wise man once told me that before I criticize someone, I should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when I do criticize them, I’m a mile away and I have their shoes!

At least you don’t have it as bad as the guy running in front of the car. He was tired. And what about the guy running behind the car? Well that guy was exhausted!

I want you to do something for me. List down, chronologically, every character who died a painful death in Game of Thrones and tell me which one you wouldn’t wish upon your worst enemy.

I can list down a thousand things I love about you. Want to hear it all so you’re not bored anymore?

Honey let me sing you a song, and listen the words as they come out wrong… Oops, that’s no good through text. Let me call you and start over.

Did you know that I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician? I also have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.

Let me tell you a quick joke to ease your boredom. There’s this guy who walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender tells him, “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line.” The guy looks around and sees that there’s no punch line. *ba dum tss*

Keep in mind that these responses depend mostly on your girlfriend’s general mood. So if you think she’s having a really bad day, skip the corny jokes and instead go for a sweet response that will make you lavish compliments upon her very existence!