Hope everybody had a Happy Thanksgiving. Of course, now we’re in the holiday stretch run, and millions of crazy people stood in line this morning for various doorbuster sales. In case you didn’t know, retailers aren’t the only ones slashing prices and offering great deals today — baseball executives like Doug Melvin are, too:

Now 80% off! **Proceeds go to charity in the form of a sandwich round pick**

EVERYTHING MUST GO! Yours for two major league quality starters, O.B.O. after Spring Training.

We’re overstocked, and you get the savings!

There’s nothing wrong with hand-me-downs! This used toy still operates at a high speed, even if some of the luster has worn off.

The toy everyone is asking for this holiday season, but it can only be yours for a premium price!