We aren't going full tin foil hat here, but what we do know is that the select 2 pages from Drumpf's 2005 1040 were anonymously — and unexpectedly — delivered to David Cay Johnston.

Why would someone give those sensitive documents, which contain nothing more scandalous than the fact so many people were willing to provide the then-reality star with income, to a Pulitzer-winning tax analyst? They must have known he'd find nothing.

He's ALSO the only person who is supposed to have had control of the tax document.

Trump's former tax accountant Jack Mitnick explained on Inside Edition Wednesday that the tax return shown by Maddow on her MSNBC show was clearly marked "client copy," which means it would have been delivered at the time directly to Trump, not to the IRS.

The accounting firm he used would not have had a version of the "client copy" either; he explained:

The MSNBC personality said she received a portion of Trump's federal 2005 tax returns from journalist and tax analyst David Cay Johnston. The President needs to release these documents to show he isn't receiving money from foreign governments — which could breach national security — and to show he will not enact tax policies that will personally benefit his various businesses.

Back in January, original Survivor winner Richard Hatch was back in court for violating terms of his probation and STILL failing to re-file/pay his 2000 and 2001 tax returns, which included taxes on his $1 million prize.

Hatch has already spent over three years in jail, and now he'll be returning to jail for nine months because his taxes remain unpaid.

The Survivorloser winner's sentence is scheduled to start on Monday. Hatch says he'll appeal, but we can't imagine what grounds he'd appeal on.

Why don't you just figure out a way to pay those taxes, Richard!?!?!? Aren't you tired of jail already?