Canned Unicorn Meat

Below is the poem entitled Canned Unicorn Meat which was written by poet
Lee
Ramage. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Canned Unicorn Meat

Majestic and grand, a wonderous mythical creature,
The central horn on their head is the prominent feature.
I’m afraid I don’t know much more about the unicorn,
But not sending you a birthday wish, I become forlorn.
So it seems I don’t have the knowledge to do this write,
And so I thought about this problem with all my might,
Did some research and found you something really neat,
It’s made in County Meath Ireland, canned unicorn meat.
Really pleased with myself to achieve such a perfect find,
Then I read, you can’t eat the meat ~ just blows my mind.
Seems the contents are torn apart stuffed unicorn parts,
Imagine someone thinking up this item, they had the smarts.
Well Poet ~ Destroyer, wish you the very best birthday,
Sorry my poem on unicorns didn’t have more to say.
View the ad on www.thinkgeek.com its really sweet,
And I hope the joys of your Birthday are truly complete.

*IN HONOUR OF POET ~ DESTROYER’S BIRTHDAY
OCTOBER 7*

Written by Lee Ramage with love!
October 3, 2012
For Poet ~ Destroyer’s contest
“Spoil me- with Unicorn poems”

I've never seen unicorn meat in cans, but I've seen live oysters in cans. On the label, they say: "Don't eat me. I will be able to grow a pearl for you." Your descriptiveness and rhyming are quite good in this write.

Cute one..I got a chuckle..It probably shouldn't be funny though..Great work..Thanks for stopping by..I have only flown three times in my life..Would be terrified to do that now but I would go if the opportunity opened up..I would just take an antivert and get on board..Sara