The other day I was grabbing piles of catalogs and Black Friday flyers and late-to-postmark political advertisement slicks (for all I know, seriously... I keep getting these and that was solast month), and among those was a brightly illustrated large envelope. Assuming it was a faux key to a local car dealership running some shenanigan promotion, I was majorly close to tossing the package.

At the last second, I decided to glance at whatever junk was inside, and BLAMMO. I basically committed mail fraud because the letter was so totally not addressed to me.

Again this year, I utilized the thorough positive-attitude-motivating site and service, www.packagefromsanta.com! Killer met it with her typical suspicion and then excitement, whereas the Moose experienced nothing short of pure elation and joy. Kid almost pooped himself, he was so excited!

The Silver package includes:

A personalized (and editable) letter from the Big Guy himself

Personalized Nice List certificate (because maybe seeing it in writing helps these rottens actually act like they deserve to be there)

Special shipping label addressed to your child - not to you. See the above paragraph. Do not commit a federal crime by opening your kids' mail. Duh.

Genuine North Pole Stamp(This is the really good stuff!)

Personalized video greeting from Santa!

Personalized call from Santa!

Personalized Nice List Guide

Plus, you have the option to upgrade to even more goodies - and trust me, there are a lot more options to spoil and/or scare your kids to death. Packages start at $14.95, making this a great affordable gift for a friend's child - it isn't just another dang thing to get broken in a few days, it's an experience that years from now they'll remember and think about in a non-jerky kind of way.

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