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25 things fat people shouldn't do #12

"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Dois an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!"-The Militant Baker

Be Straight

I'm not quite sure how this one works out. Fat people can only be gay, I guess. Because straight guys wouldn't like a fat woman, so fat women can only be lesbians? But then what about fat men? I don't know. Some people are crazy.

Anyway, as you probably all know, I'm engaged to Rich and he's pretty damn awesome. And infuriating. You know how it is. I recently wrote a post about him so I won't repeat myself now. All you need to know is, I'm marrying a man and I love him. There. Deal with it.

Huh, that's the first time I've ever heard of sexuality being linked to dress size! What a strange concept, and wouldn't it be hilarious if they made people adhere to it! Or why not take it a step further and throw eye colour or hair colour into the mix! They're just as arbitrary I suppose. Some people are weird, I guess.

I don't know where you live, but here in the UK there's a lot of prejudice against red haired people. There's a bit of a belief that ginger people should only be with other ginger people, presumably to contain the red hair gene.

You guys are very cute together! I think it's stupid that people think over weight woman can only gay. I'm gay and that is certainly not true! As far as I remember gay and straight people come in all shapes and sizes!