Here's an image that Snapchat co-creator Evan Spiegel will hope disappears: his girlfriend, model Lucinda Aragon, will attempt to woo ABC's "The Bachelor" in the upcoming season. Zuckerberg and Priscilla look like two Quakers by comparison.

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Spiegel is almost certainly not the jealous type, given that Aragon's feeds are plastered with her sans clothes, with an emphasis on Burning Man nakedness.

He's also, we've heard, quite fond of Aragon's pal Kate Upton, who's been spotted around the L.A. Snapchat offices at Stanford football watch parties. Certainly not something you see going down at Twitter.

Spiegel is notoriously tight-lipped about his private life, given that much of it revolves around friend-betrayal depositions right now, but Aragon is already boasting of her billionaire-shunning boyfriend:

According to Reality Steve, a website that tracks this sort of thing Aragon likely did not hit it off with the show's next centerpiece, Juan Pablo Galavis. The new season doesn't debut until January of next year, so Aragon and Spiegel will have a couple months of relative peace in his Ferrari—which we now know she has a particular taste for: