"It's the same thing!"
"Oh really? Is there another guy in Twilight that there's a little bit of a love triangle with?"
"Yes…"
"Does Twilight have a wolf in it?"
"Yes…"
"It does?"
"Yes."
"Is Twilight in Seattle?"
"Yes!"
"Well, then whoever wrote that is smart." (New Girl, S02E08)

"I know you're pressing the elevator."
"Yeah, and?"
"And we on the first floor."
"Well, I'll just take the stairs."
"That would be the basement." (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)

"Does Chuck have AIDS?" (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)

"It's En Vogue, with a new lead singer." (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)

"Then Twan and Sylvester, they walk in, and then they make a left, and then a right, and down stairs, and keep straight, then they make another left, and another left, then up the stairs, third floor, elevator, and through some doors." (Trapped in the Closet: Part Three)