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Not sure you want to spring an entire dollar for a novel?* Don’t want to buy with your eyes closed? Want more information about a book than you bother to get before you vote? Well this is the page to ponder. This page should satisfy your curiosity.

Well it's not free yet because of our 90 day contract with Amazon. But when it becomes free the answer will be: Why Not? And, no, you don’t get what you pay for this time. Raising Hell would be a steal at $20.

We didn’t. He has never cooperated on anything. He expects us to do his work for him, as you will discover one day. HSM* denies that the events in Raising Hell did, or even could ever, happen. He was so incensed when he discovered the Monday’s web site that he had us ground up and added to yesterday’s batch of 100% recycled coffee. (That didn’t mean we were relieved of web site duty today.) He called it the Hell of Being Recycled into Material So Noxious It Should Never Have Been Recycled to Begin With Only to Make the End Product Even More Noxious Than Before.

*His Satanic Majesty. But he preferes his informal title His Satanic Majesty Lucifer of the Morning Star; Ruler of the Lower Dimensions of Darkness; Proprietor of His Satanic Majesty’s Hall of Everlasting Damnation, Torture and Never Ending Decay; and Sovereign Lord of the Devoted Knights of His Satanic Majesty Lucifer of the Morning Star (HSMLotMSRotLDoDPoHSMHoEDT&NEDaSLotDKoHSMotMS).

A job, of course. In fact, two consecutive jobs at two institutions that sucked the life out of me. I can't name them or I might be sued, but both were involved in education (which I believe is training ground for hell's future mismanagers). Employees of one institution know which one I mean since I wrote the first draft for them.PTS

If you bothered to look at the buttons and hyperlinks on this page you would already to know the answer to that. But, no, you had to wait for instructions. HSM• would love to meet you. You’ll be putty in his hands.

*His Satanic Majesty.

Are you really that clueless? Hint: Think of another restaurant with three initials and a day in the name. Still not sure? Hint: TGI Friday’s. Still in the dark? You really are g.d. clueless and there will be no hope for you.

Technically, "g.d.i. Monday’s" is the possessive of "g.d.i. Monday," or that’s the official smarty pants answer. The truth is consistency, organization and efficiency exist only in the mind of HSM* and, while it would make him happy if we achieved those states, we wouldn’t be where we are if anyone was happy. Except for that one guy, who must not be named.

*Never mind that you spend hundreds of dollars a year on stupid smart phone and tablet apps that look cool when you click on “buy” and then play with twice before a newer app moves it to a page further back and you forget all about it. We like it that way. In fact we call it investing in your future with us.