Here are some photos of Gerard Butler and Miranda Kerr at the Met Gala on Monday night. They worked the carpet separately, of course. Although I don’t think either of their significant others were at the event. Gerard’s girlfriend, Romanian model/actress/whatever Madalina Ghenea, was not with him (more on that in a moment). And Miranda Kerr seemed to be without Orlando Bloom too. He’s probably in rehearsals for Romeo & Juliet, maybe. And what do we know about Miranda’s behavior when her husband isn’t around? OH RIGHT. So this little Page Six piece was especially interesting:

… At a Brooks Brothers and Town & Country-sponsored party for the film at the Lambs Club, Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler was seen chatting up Orlando Bloom’s wife, former Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. But Butler was then spotted asking fotogs to erase any shots of them together, several spies told Page Six.

“When he approached one photographer to erase the photos, they high-fived and bro-hugged,” one source said, adding, Butler and Kerr “had been standing close in conversation for 20 minutes. She was smiling.”

Yeah. Miranda totally got Butler’d. I’m surprised there wasn’t a Porto-potty tryst. Or perhaps there was, and it just happened in the legitimate bathroom. I swear, I’m really beginning to believe that Miranda just compulsively cheats on Orlando. Poor Orly.

As for Gerard and Madalina, over the weekend she gave an interview to a Romanian talk show where she was singing Gerard’s praises while simultaneously using the past tense almost exclusively. When asked point-blank if she and Gerard would ever separate, she said: “If there is any possibility? It’s personal life, it is a very personal detail. But that’s how it is, unfortunately we live in a world where relationships end more quickly than they should.” You can read the interview here. A few days later, though, a source claimed Madalina’s “relationship with the actor is practically over, they rarely see each other…And on a professional level she’s not doing too great either.” Yeah. Sounds like Classic Butler. I’m surprised he was able to stay with one woman for as long as he did.

Even when Miranda and Orlando became an item, she was at some event she was hosting, Gerard Butler showed up there because he’s a friend of hers, and people were having them cheating on Orland and all they were doing was talking to each other! There’s only one picture of him with Miranda. Look at all his pictures with Anne Hathaway: there is a brunette ins a short sparkly dress and she’s not famous or anything. She’s in her 30ies, not a model but in good shape and pretty enough and I think she’s his date. She’s walking next to him as they either go in or are leaving the ball at some point.

@bubulle when he is constantly being reported on and getting pics taken that suggest cheating then we can talk. Not saying he isn’t but if he is a least he’s not as stupid as her to keep getting caught.

Don’t get me wrong I’m not defending MK, it’s just that can’t believe he’s a clueless victim, after all why is he staying with her despite all the cheating rumours and why are they spending so much time apart.

@Sophie All people do at those events is mingle and get their picture taken. No one would suspect anything from the two just talking. Clearly they must have been doing something inappropriate to ask for the pictures to be erased.

The “source” isnt claiming that they were inappropriate though. Just that they were standing close and talking for 20 minutes. And if people can draw conjecture from that, what would they do with pics?

@j.eyre: Thank you for your support! I am still getting over the fact that my needy Hardy may have , once again, misbehaved in the love department… moving on without ending things properly.

@T.Fanty: Judgmental, much?! :p I was willing to give him a second chance to let him back on my f*ck list. Now, I see he hasn’t changed. But don’t blame only on him because that have been many many blinds about Ms. Kerr (allegedly) cheating ways. As a former Microbiology TA, I can make the analogy that if Gerry was a bacterium he would be a S.epidermidis –> it never settles down.

Poor Orly? C’mon! This guy CHOOSES to stay with this woman, maybe he gets a kick out of men wanting to eff his wife? Also isn’t it odd that he admitted to joining the mile high club on a radio interview last night, and there were big rumors of him having an affair with an air hostess while Miranda was pregnant, oops!
Seriously don’t feel sorry for Bloom, he knows what she is and stays with her, that is all we need to know.

Neither are perfect and cheating is cheating but a one time rumor of cheating doesn’t compare to numerous times this “model” has been accused. And she has a kid I mean if you going to do what you do fine but be more discrete about it. She does want another job right?

Hmm…just wondered a few days ago where Gerry had disappeared to. Hadn’t seen any pics of him (alone or with Madalina-whats-her-name) in a while, and it seems like they would be hitting the year-mark right about now…so it’s time for him to move on to other pastures, right?

After her bestselling book “Treasure Yourself” the new book from Moronda Kerr, famewhore, unemployed model, wife of Orlando Bloom: “How to bring out your inner goddess by fucking every douchecanoe in sight, even though you will always be a sunflower and not a beautiful rose like me, ugly bitch”.

Well… Lainey just confirmed that Miranda was the subject of that blind riddle called 2 days and 20 years:

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible — all over — than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately.

My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she f-cked for sh-ts and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say she’s been cheating all over the place and all the time.

Devon, I was talking about the blind…I guess I just assumed the second person mentioned specifically would be in music, as far as I know Leo can’t sing….

I wouldn’t think he’d be the type to have a one night stand with a married woman, at least for the repercussions it could cause. At that end, he’s lucky that he hasn’t ever made his relationships a selling point.

Well, no pop star we could name would be categorized as “former” if they are very famous. Nor would you add “of sorts”. There’s no connection b/w Kerr and Timberlake. He’s also not a modelizer and he’s not 20 yrs older than JB (Timberlake is 32, Levine is 34). It’s not a question, it’s Leo (who is 38). Lainey hinted at it again later on when Kerr and Bloom were (kinda’, sorta’) at the Golden Globes. She mentioned them (and questioned why they were there) in a post about Leo sitting w/ Julia Roberts. She hinted that Kerr was probably looking to trade up and be among the big guns in the lower level someday.

Isn’t it a pop culture fun-fact that Leonardo DiCaprio used to be pretty good at break dancing? Popping and locking?

30 in lingerie model’s age is like 50. She doesn’t have splendid bone structure and charisma like Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour and Paulina Porizkova which enable them to continue working indefinitely. I don’t think Kerr will age as well as them and she doesn’t seem to have any other skills to fall back on (i.e. acting like Renee Russo). Not sure about her business ventures either, so this might be her way to stay in headlines.

True, I’ve always thought she’s not exactly “high fashion”. Kate and Naomi are totally in different league. I’d buy any magazine Kate is on cover of, simply because she’s such an amazingly versatile model. Her cheekbones are to die for really. It was quite a turn-off when Mango replaced her with Kerr.

I’m really interested to see how she ages. She’s go that cute/sexy vibe going on, but you’re right, she doesn’t have great bone structure, and chipmunk cheeks with cute dimples don’t tend to age that well. She does take VERY good care of herself though. We’ll see!

Miranda reminds me of the affects of a young girl growing up in a rich and entitled environment, only with Miranda, her riches are in being gorgeous since birth. I imagine her parents, neighbors, school mates, and everyone else who came into contact with her fawned over her beauty.

The result is that she never had to reach for anything. Never had to develop a strong character or value system. Everything was just laid at her feet. I think her marriage exists because Orlando loves little Flynn enough to put up with Miranda.

It’s a shame because I do think she is really beautiful but in her case it’s only skin deep. This won’t end well for her.

But is the child really better off in what is obviously an unhealthy environment? What kind of mother leaves her child behind for weeks on the other side of the continent to party around with random men? I think Bloom needs to grow some balls, it’ll be better for both him and his son.

Oh please – Mothers cant leave their child for a night to attend an event? That makes an unhealthy environment for a child? Thats the silliest thing Ive ever heard. Were you at the party? Did you see her partying with random men? Do you know who watched the baby? Maybe it was grandma & grandpa, maybe it was his father Orlando. Maybe he watched his child so his wife could have a night out as every husband should do from time to time.

Uhm Kim, you’re aware that they’re at separate ends of the continent for multiple weeks now and Flynn has been pictured with Orlando in LA? Yes, of course mothers are allowed a night out but several weeks? With 6 parties this week alone? I don’t know many mothers who are willing to be separated from their babies for that long for no obvious reason…

A lot of men don’t wear rings. My Dad has never worn a ring. My parents are currently celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary and you’ve never seen a man more dedicated to his wife. He just doesn’t like rings and he tends to lose/damage them.

Orlando and Miranda are not really married, Flynn is not Orlando’s biological son and the contractual Hell Orlando has been living is about to end real soon. By the way, Gerard told the fotog to hold some of the pics and release them at a later date and it will be worth the fotog’s while. Just sayin’.

Oh god Gerard used to be so hot – in Dear Frankie he was perfect. He sometimes works his way back into my heart – he comes across well the times I have seen him on Graham Norton. But he just has such a sleezy vibe now. As for Miranda, I just can’t get her. Her shampoo ads are terrible – she shouldn’t do talking. I don’t get her elevated status – the MET Gala really has gone downhill