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249159Dresdenkeogh:@Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

sirgallium: the dude abidesProstata: badly over-rated movieFelicity:@Jeffrat Granted, not every movie can match the original /Tron/, but /The Big Lebowski/ is right up thereShay: Don't like Christmas? Well, that's like your opinion man.Jeffrat: Look I love people named Jeff as much as any Jeff but can we all agree that movie wasn't his best work?Kevin II: That tree is abiding.dangerkeith3000: KWEEN

Dick Inspector:@Robespierre No, and I suspect the Finnish 'viili' derives from some older form of the Swedish 'fil', since there was a lot of influence from Swedish because Finland was politically part of Sweden for some 600 yearscrazyfingers:@Dick Inspector "Vilili" - is that where we get the word "vile" from?Dick Inspector: I see lots of little pots of delicious fermented dairy products in the background... Viili is one of the best things.uncannie: "A Handi-Pak of Karjala, pleez."ignatz:@dangerkeith3000 if they're Finnish and they drop that, they are likely to say: 'In the restaurant!' WTF: Stocking up for the weekend.Jeffrat: We have those here, they're called kegs...Yam:@dangerkeith3000 Perkele...antipatterns: My Summer Cardangerkeith3000: I meant Finland. :-odangerkeith3000: When you drive 500 miles to Sweden just to buy affordable beer, you want to make sure you get enough.

Warrax: You still bought an elf on the shelf.Jeffrat: Oh Mr. Keaton, is there anything you can't do?Not A Bot: I thought SUVs were the nickleback of cars: loud, obnoxious, useless, enjoyed by beautiful people...funny in the wall: snitches get stitches. i approvezrj235: JUSTICE

prospector: I always thought it was a Hertz donut. And it looks like there was a run on them - clerkette looks frazzled.zrj235: this donut WAS licked by Ariana Grande.Scoo: Oh well, I guess I'll try somewhere else...

Jeffrat: Oh I know this, that fence is a free speech zone right?dangerkeith3000: I don't know why Trump doesn't understand that almost half illegal immigrants FLY here. Build a wall and it'll be 100%.funny in the wall: see, i thought they missed an opportunity with the dreaded wall by not calling it a "fence". cause then i'd be the trump pence fence or the trump fence zrj235: get in the fucking car, *BRAAHP* morty. we've got a, a, a fuckin thing to do. you ever *hic* you ever fired one of things before, morty? real easy. just point and click.

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