Oh internet, you have so many wonderful things. As much as I’d like to see my pet enjoy this shark-themed hide out, I have no doubt that he’d shred it in a matter of minutes. If you have a more low-key pet, this might be just the thing though.

We still do not have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. ThinkGeek’s Los Angeles Maritime Electromagnetic Radiation team (LA MER) is hard at work developing this technology but it’s still several years away from a cost-effective consumer model. But good news! We have these pet beds that look like sharks. And if you put your pet inside the bed and take a photo with a flash, you’ll get a shark with lasers! BAM. Pretty impressive, we think.