Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the horrible job you had to do because you were the low man on the totem pole, a guy accused of masturbating on an airplane claims he was cleaning his smelly genitals, a semi nude armed robber that stole peanut butter cups, a club that only allows one male in every night, N. Korea using sexy spies to get secrets, a guy who tried to burn down a gas station after getting busted stealing flaming Cheetos’s, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a dude that called in a fake police call after cutting off his own penis, the longest living person in human history was discovered at 145 years old, scientists discovered mysterious radio signals from space, Syrian refugees that got housed at a hotel hosting a funny convention, being stuck in traffic is bad for your health, a Vladimir Putin that was arrested in Florida, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what would cause you to destroy the internet, a dude busted leaving his kids in the car while he gambled at the casino, a guy who brought his car to the mechanics because it was smoking for a crazy reason, a woman that shut down a drone spying on her celebrity neighbor, the science behind why we’re obsessed with boobs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a city that issued a warning about a clowns trying to lure children to the woods, people who buy a vehicle according to their pet’s needs, top food creations from the Texas State Fair, people who would have sex with another person if they had permission, what women search for on porn sites, a guy who tried to beat a drug test with warm Mountain Dew, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what did your fat ass break, an elderly woman that ripped her own arm off after getting it trapped in a parked car, a driver that crashed into a tree and was castrated by a branch, a guy who got stuck inside a port-a potty tank trying to retrieve a lost phone, a teenager that asked cops to use a better photo of her instead of her mugshot, the original KFC recipe may have leaked online, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man dressed as Zorro causing complication at LAX, a Mexican guy that was killed by a hickey, students do better at school when the teacher is hot, a guy who had his way with a fast food sandwich, being so drunk you climb into someone else's bed, a Canadian beer heist executed by a guy dressed as a hockey goalie, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about what happened when you accidentally grouped someone, a prisoner that was accidentally released from prison, the best states for people who drive like idiots, a guy tried to cash a fake saving’s bond for one billion dollars, a homeless guy busted performing oral on a woman in public claimed it was to save her life, more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a daycare worker in trouble that drew a mustache on a sleeping kid, coffee addiction linked to genetics, what the drinks you order at a bar say about you, meaning behind most common reoccurring dreams, list of worlds largest paid actors, a woman caught trying to smuggle four gold bars hidden in her pants, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you saw at someone’s house that shut it down, a woman mad at a grocery store so she drove her car through it, a “rock” type growth that was removed from a woman’s belly button, a German nudist who had his dong hooked by a fisherman, a woman that attacked a convenience store worker with hot nacho cheese, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a local strip club that got shut down, a dude busted publicly pleasuring himself and acting like a gorilla, the new most popular item used as prison “currency,” a woman that died in a zip line accident, a celebrity that was hacked and had sexually explicit photos published, two women that argued for eight hours straight, and more!