Things always look like other things. For instance turns out my toaster is not a hand warmer.

The Twogag Facebook page will always keep your hands warm. Wow, how do I twist that statement into making sense… Alright look, I’m just trying to plug the facebook page, alright? just… just go with it, okay.

Sure he would. “Warning! Use caution!” I am not so sure he would include any hint of what the possible hazards would be. He’d figure it would be obvious to anyone with half a brain. And probably wouldn’t care about anyone who couldn’t figure it out.

Most people know to use caution around any of Frank’s inventions (the smarter ones know the meaning of such phrases as “blast radius” and “biological hazard” as well). The stupid ones… well, that’s what Frank has the “hot tub” for.

Apologies dear readers, but for circumstances beyond my will there will be no Twogag update this Friday. The Reason being trains, and how trains over here seems to have a very difficult time staying on track. Don’t worry though, I won’t be boarding any more train cars until next week so Twogag will return to it’s normal posting schedule on Monday.