Attention, California college students

I’m pretty sure quite a few of you voted for the Proposition 30 tax hike, right? You know, the tax on “millionaires” (and literally everybody else who buys anything in the state regardless of how much money they make, seeing as how it bumps up the sales tax yet again) that was supposed to fix all the budget woes facing our education system? That one?

It’s a good thing University of S. CA is making up for that massive gap in the ballet career field by opening its new Dance Department. It’s only mildly end-y though, since it is a private school. Meanwhile there aren’t enough metallurgists or geologists to work in the mining industry.