I wonder what the obsessive Murray fan delusionally tells himself: That Murray gives a shit what you think? That he frets over pleasing you in his next film performance? That the two of you could meld together in your mind’s mosh pit? You really must be certifiable.

The native Chicagoan will jump tandem with the Golden Knights skydiving team on Aug. 15. He is scheduled to drop from the air as "Carol Brady", a.k.a. Florence Henderson sings the national anthem. We doubt there will be any comment to the press afterward; Mr. Murray rarely bothers actually talking to the press. He doesn’t need them, an agent, anyone or anything.

The closest we’ll ever get to him is through the glint captured in the celluloid images he leaves in his trail. He is indifferent to our invasive need to know.