Rather than pulling the usual celeb front—"Oh, it's so professional, you can't even enjoy it"—Mindy admits to liking it as her regular self, not her character, and she wants to spread the joy of lip-locking. Her theory is that kissing, like any other legal vice, should be allowed yet regulated. Hence, she presents to you her invention, the Kiss Monitor, which is a small medical device implanted in your lower lip that allows you to kiss a non-spouse for 90 seconds, after which it induces electroconvulsive shock until you pass out, if you don't stop.

Bahaha. I have a feeling most of you wouldn't be behind this practice in reality (especially as pertains to your guy being able to touch mouths with other ladies), but in theory wouldn't it be nice to be able to make out with some hot guys without hurting your relationship? As Mindy points out, a) just kissing is awesome, and b) just kissing someone can save you some really awkward post-sex moments.

Sadly, the Kissing Monitor will not be covered by insurance. Nor is it a real thing. As Mindy says, "I mean, come on."

If the Kiss Monitor were a real thing, who would you want to make out with for 90 seconds?