"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got
back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish... Then he said I was using the wrong bait... and then that I was reeling in
too soon."

"Pretty negative, wasn't he?" chimed in her friend.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

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