Why You, The Reader, Need This 68 LED Flashlight

0

You need this 68-bulb LED flashlight, because you need people to see your light from over a mile away. You need it because it’s waterproof, so you can blind fishes. You need it because it’s ruggedized and because it has low-power consumption, so you can stay outdoors for 100,000 hours, which is good for any gadget nerd.

You need it because you like the best in your gear, and they don’t come much better. You need it because it apparently has the word “awesome” in its name. You need it because it has 68 friggin’ LEDs as its light source. Why do you need a flashlight with 68 LEDs? Because 69 would just be ostentatious.