1) A human being thinking of sex mostly every minute.
2) A thing with a amazing way to trick you into doing anything.
3) A thing I will always love!
4) A thing you have sexual intercousre with every time they try to give you a kiss, or at least thinks about sexual intercousre during the kiss.
5) Has a Penis, Cock, Dick, or a Big Ass Fucker.

Hey GUY want to come over and hang out?

Guy thinking: Sweet we're going to have sex baby. NO NO wait... laughing a lil... yeah we are.