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It’s incredible the diversity of silicone, with that said it’s also incredible how much of it some people have in their bodies. Someday we’ll have fully grown and fully aged people that look like 18 year olds and you won’t be able to tell the difference. Can’t people just be happy with who they are?

It’s certainly a frightening thought. People are making themselves look freaky in some cases. I can’t help but think of people living in third world countries starving to death; I wonder what they would say to people obsessed with plastic surgery. I also wonder if people obsessed with plastic surgery ever think of them.

Dear Silicone,
Wow! We sure have come a long way. I remember when all you were used for was helping me cook in the kitchen. You have always made such a great spatula. You also always do a great job as a caulk or sealant so I know that I could trust you with anything.
This is why I decided to share my life with you in the form of implants. As soon as the ban was lifted from silicone breast implants I raced to get them done. They have been such a pleasure and I knew that I wanted more. So I was so pleased to hear that I can now get silicone lip implants.
You know, Silicone, I’ve been getting lip injections for so many years now, and they just haven’t been giving me the results that I desire. Each time I look in the mirror, I’m saddened by what I see. I mean I’m a size four, my breasts are huge and my most recent face lift was a success, but I just can’t help but want more. I mean, at 35 years old, I still have a fair share of competition.
So I made an appointment yesterday to get the lip implants. I look forward to seeing amazing results.

Sincerely,

P.S. I look forward to the day when I can also receive butt, elbow, nose, arm, leg, knee and toe silicone implants too!!