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A mattress's softness and large rectangular shape make it useful for cradling human bodies or being stuffed into the billfold of a giant after you've stolen all of his enormous credit cards. Spend some time with a large, soft quadrilateral with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a queen-size 10-inch…

The golf ball has a tough, rugged thermoplastic cover, but at its very center contains a heart of gold, which swells with every postputt kiss. Discover your golf ball's true nature with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of golf balls from KnetGolf.com. Winner of eBay Canada's 2009 Entrepre…

In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…

Taking pictures is an excellent way to capture memories, commemorate special occasions, or get arrested at a spy convention. Display secret identities with pride with today's Groupon to MetalPixs. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get an 11"x14" metal-printed photograph with shippin…

Like the full moon, magazines appear routinely each month, are the basis of many calendars, and turn a small fraction of their audience into werewolves. Test your lupine levels with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a one-year subscription to O, The Oprah Magazine (up to a $28 value). Each month, O …

Theft of a computer can be difficult for an owner, forcing one to recover lost data, reconcile with an old abacus, and plan a costly farewell party for the remaining household electronics. Prevent painful loss with today's Groupon for LoJack for Laptops from Absolute Software. Choose between the fol…

Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $60 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. F…

Without walls, art aficionados would have to sate their passion for aesthetic composition with real-life lily ponds, starlit cafés, and gooeylicious candy pocket watches. Keep sticky scenes at a safe distance with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of posters, prints, and framing from Art.…

A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon "ding" sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three repl…

Whereas walking a mile in another person's shoes develops empathy, walking a mile in an astronaut's shoes means you're too far from the shuttle to be retrieved. Take a walk in earth-friendly footwear with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of 100% recyclable sandals from Okabashi online. Th…

In addition to providing recreational enjoyment, riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Catch up or give kids a head start with today's Groupon to The Zone Action Park in McAllen. C…

Converting old memories into new digital formats means encoding them as a string of zeroes and ones, like a scoring table after a yodeled rendition of "Amazing Grace" divides judges between goose eggs and perfect 10s. Express yourself binarily with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of medi…

Taking pictures is an excellent way to capture memories, commemorate special occasions, or get arrested at a spy convention. Display secret identities with pride with today's Groupon to MetalPixs. Choose between the following options: For $39, you get an 11"x14" metal-printed photograph with shippin…

During Prohibition, bootleggers made their own booze by burying grapes underground or catching moonbeams in a jar of water. Make alcohol the easy way with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a brewing essentials equipment kit (a $56.95 value), a steel bottle opener (a $14.95 value), your choice of eit…

Like the Rubik's cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. Keep up with Hollywood's finest with today's Groupon: for $30, you get 52 issues of Us Weekly (a $67 value). Since 1977,…

The golf ball has a tough, rugged thermoplastic cover, but at its very center contains a heart of gold, which swells with every postputt kiss. Discover your golf ball's true nature with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of golf balls from KnetGolf.com. Winner of eBay Canada's 2009 Entrepre…

Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects of the resulting terror. Slim down without prolonged adrenaline highs with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 90-day weight loss prog…