That sign is actually printed out and on my office wall, along with other random things like xypher's usericon (he's in my coat), the shot of Feynman and I while I'm wearing a gas mask, jenniever's autographed copy of Windows XP registry repair steps, and so on.

Tomorrow morning I show the librarians my attempt at a relatively stable configuration for their public workstations. Like a fool, I forgot a few things that joining the domain did to a machine, and I'm going to have to give Ginny some post-Sysprep steps. But such is life, motherfuckers.