Alex Reid and Katie Price Invite Peaches Geldof To Vacation With Them In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where Peaches Geldof will be sharing a bed with Alex and Katie, but only in a platonic way.

LONDON - Alex and Katie have invited Peaches Geldof to vacation with them down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, so that she can get away from all of the negativity she has experienced lately.

Alex said that he has known Peaches ever since she was just a little bitty thing. He smiled and said that when he first met her she was three and her father had just nicknamed her Peach Pit.

Katie said that her and her cross-dressing hubby had dinner with Peaches when she first returned from America. She said that she had managed to get herself involved with some rather scummy low-life heathens who used her like she was a box of tampons during that certain time of the month (wink wink).

Peaches said that she informed the couple that she would agree to travel with them, but she let them know that she cannot speak one word of Spanish except for tacos, tequila, lapiz, George Lopez, pee pee, puta, and bullfight.

Alex told her not to worry because he had once dated a prostitute from Tijuana when he was living in San Diego, California so he assured her that he certainly knows all of the numbers for sure at least.

Katie took a hold of Peaches' hand, looked into her eyes, lightly French kissed her, and said that as pretty as she is she will not have to speak Spanish because everyone will speak to her in English. She smiled and pointed out that it will be broken-as-hell English, but it will be English.

In other news. The Hasbroken Toy Company reported that nation-wide sales of its new Vice President Joe Biden Action Figure Doll have gone from 17 in January, to 11 in February, down to 2 in March.

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