Attention all personnel, please keep working during the following announcement:S1 E1 Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire

Hello? I'm proud to announce that we've been able to increase safety here at the plant without increasing costs to the consumer or affecting management pay raises.S1 E1 Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire

Well, our city is under siege by a graffiti band only known as El Barto. Police artists have compiled a sketch of the culprit, if anyone has any information please contact us...S1 E3 Homer's Odyssey

Evening Moe.S1 E4 There's No Disgrace Like Home

Good one, Moe. Er listen, we're looking for a family of peeping toms that's been terrorising the neighborhood.S1 E4 There's No Disgrace Like Home

Hi friends, I'm (character name). Does this scene look familiar? Ha, if so I can help. No gimics, no pills, no fad diets just family bliss or double your money back. So call today!S1 E4 There's No Disgrace Like Home

Nah, happens all the time, someone else's blood splatters on me. Hey, wait a minute, you're right. You made me bleed my own blood.S1 E5 Bart The General

Good evening, I'm (character name). Kent Brockman is off tonight. Why did the clown cross the road? To rob a kwik-e-mart. The news story behind that enigmatic half joke right...S1 E12 Krusty Gets Busted

Good evening again Springfield. Krusty The Clown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common alleged criminal. His trial which begins tomorrow has taken...S1 E12 Krusty Gets Busted

Krusty The Clown, how do you plead?S1 E12 Krusty Gets Busted

Yes, I am (character name).S1 E13 Some Enchanted Evening

I hereby declare this day to be 'Snow Day', the funnest day in the history of Springfield!S2 E1 Bart Gets An F

Greetings Earthlings, I am (character name). Do not be frightened we mean you no harm.S2 E3 Treehouse Of Horror

Come Earthlings, eat. Grow large with food.S2 E3 Treehouse Of Horror

Hello, spongecake. I thought you boys might be hungry so I whipped up some club sandwiches.S2 E6 Dead Putting Society

When's Todd's solo, dad?S2 E8 Bart The Daredevil

Mrs Simpson, Bart tells me that he injured himself training for a career in 'Death Defying'?S2 E8 Bart The Daredevil

Take a letter, Ms White: Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itcy & Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo...S2 E9 Itchy And Scratchy And Marge

(character name) is the name Mr. Simpson. (character name) Attorney at Law. Here's my card, it turns into a sponge when you put it in water.S2 E10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car

Bad news. Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the X-Rays. See that dark spot there? Whiplash.S2 E10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car

Your honor, my client has asked me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.S2 E10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car

I am (character name) your waiter. May I take your order?S2 E11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

But Captain, I have proof that he's head of an international drugs cartel.S2 E12 The Way We Was

Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson & Barney Gumble, Springfield's answer to Cheech & Chong. Allow me gentleman. You just bought yourselves 3 days of detention...S2 E12 The Way We Was

Woe unto Shelbyville should they underestimate our strength & dramatic interpretation.S2 E12 The Way We Was

You know, I usually insist on approving Marge's dates, but from what she's told me, I'm sure you're a solid citizen.S2 E12 The Way We Was