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About Paula Tohline Calhoun

I love life, and treasure it each day, because I have come so very close to losing it, more times than I can count! That's not to say that I don't get grumpy, so I've chosen this photo of me with "Andi" nibbling on my ear. Andi belongs to our son Josh, the eldest of our three sons - the others being Matt and Adam.
I strive to improve in all aspects of my life. Some days I'm more successful than others, in much the same way as my blog says, "some days are cloudier than others." I live and love by the Grace of God. My wish, my prayer for everyone is enough. . .

What? You think I’m not writing truth? You think I only write Nobel Prize winning poetry and can’t pull off some serious commentary occasionally? I just might write a poem about your misconceptions! Let’s call it:

A Poem About J.P.’s Misconceptions

It seems that my former friend J.P.
thinks that I can only be
a poet. Pffffbbbbt! What does he
know? As anyone can see
I also write quite seriously
And sometimes even my poetry
Is serious. So there! Hee-hee!

Once I had a friend, & her name was PTC
And we followed each others blogs, and wrote bad poetry,
Until the day
That she perscribed,
RFACM
And that implied
That PTC was no longer
The blogger she once was,
That she’d stoooooped to advertising
Like the medicine industry does!
(And for the record, I can be
Just as bad a poet as she,
And probably better, because I break the rules
Of poetry often, and more than

PTC’s
Darkest hour in poetry,
Was when she insulted me
»When she insulted me
»When she insulted me
»When she insulted me
»When she insulted me
»When she insulted me
»When she insulted me
By thinking that here she could be
A better poet than me!!!
Thus was the darkest hour
Of the poetry of PTC…

Evidently your brain has turned to mush, J.P.
If you think such tripe intimidates me!
I’ve got bad poetry oozing out every pore
Yet still you continue to try and write more
Of the same old bad stuff as you’ve always written.
I tell you, such good bad stuff should be forbidden!
So back away quietly, and you won’t be hurt
If you don’t, then put on a tight old hair shirt.
And prepare to be bested by each poem of mine
I’m worse any day than you, so quit tryin’,
And start cryin’. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’.
And since I’m not dyin’ I must be alive
To keep on toppin’ your too good bad jive.

I meant to answer your po’, my foe,
But time got ahead,
And before I knew anything,
What I had read went the way that time goes.

That is to say, that as of today,
Your badly-done poetry
On my list of things to do
Is, to me, one of the last things that I
»Have to worry about, truly
»Your drooly isValiant!

But to be honest,
Your poems are longest
But mine are the packedest,
And this could go on
For days, months, and aeons
Unless someone has the last word
Which will be me, because you see,
I’ll take up every rhyme in history!Silver has no rhymeTill her gleam don’t shine
And purple is grand
Like her culling stand
Where she culls through the mobs
And picks out the “Bob’s”
For her walking scrapbook
And talking of MacbooksOrange is the third
Unmatchable word,Door hinges snatch
Unhatchable quacks
But as you can see,I’ve rhymed all three
Which makes you a worse poet
And the better is me!
Ha ha ha ha hah a ha ha hah ah a…

Welcome, Karen, but I’m not sure I understand why you think this is a funny post! I mean I write something I think is funny and I get no response. Then I write something serious – like this one – and everybody thinks it’s funny! I don’t get it! Go figure. . .

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Living at the Draftville Hotel!

Every poem or story or essay I post here is a draft, and usually a very early draft. I'm still learning how to look at my writing objectively, and when it comes to fixing what's broken or just non-functioning, ...whew. I don't ask for formal critique--that's a lot of work. But if you notice anything you think might help a poem (including, but not limited to spelling and punctuation!), please don't hesitate to mention it. In the comments, that's fine, or drop me a note: ptohlinecalhoun@gmail.com.

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A Favorite Quotation & My Response

"Your life is a journey you must travel with a deep consciousness of God. It cost God plenty to get you out of that dead-end, empty-headed life you grew up in. He paid with Christ’s sacred blood, you know. He died like an unblemished, sacrificial lamb. And this was no afterthought. Even though it has only lately—at the end of the ages—become public knowledge, God always knew he was going to do this for you. It’s because of this sacrificed Messiah, whom God then raised from the dead and glorified, that you trust God, that you know you have a future in God."

~~I Peter 1:18-21, The Message

"The greatest and most difficult lesson, at times,, is learning to trust God."

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I love life, and treasure it each day, because I have come so very close to losing it, more times than I can count! That's not to say that I don't get grumpy, so I've chosen this photo of me with "Andi" nibbling on my ear. Andi belongs to our son Josh, the eldest of our three sons - the others being Matt and Adam.
I strive to improve in all aspects of my life. Some days I'm more successful than others, in much the same way as my blog says, "some days are cloudier than others." I live and love by the Grace of God. My wish, my prayer for everyone is enough. . .