Finn: I've been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. [Stretches up leg to show Princess Bubblegum.]

Jake: [Gags]

Princess Bubblegum: Well, sit down and relax. Oh, by the way, I've entered everyone's name into a raffle and the winner gets whatever is in that. [Points to a large blue cooler on the side of the table.]

Finn: Mysterious. Oh, brought something for the party!

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, how wonderful!

Finn: Bam! Soda!

Princess Bubblegum: Oh...

Finn: It's warm and I shook it up... a lot.

Princess Bubblegum: Well, great, I'll just put this on ice. [Walks up to a pile of snow and places Soda Can into it.]

[The scene goes into Ice King's castle. A blue landscape with white teepee, it turns out to be the Ice King's belly.]

Ice King: [Sings "Hair Teepees"] [His senses go off in the form of blue waves.] [Gasps] Someone outside is messing with my ice! [Picks up Gunter and flies to window to look at his telescope.] Let's see what's going on down there Gunts. [Gasps] My GF Princess Bubblegum — [Gasps] — my BFs Finn and Jake, all the fine princesses who want to date me! What the heck?! My bro-dogs for life are throwing a party without me?! [Puts down Gunter.] Just when you think you got some great bros they kick you to the curb! [Walks back to window.] Oh, I see how it is, they're gonna do me like that? So I'mma do them like this! [Shakes fist.]

[In the forest, a rabbit hopes around and sniffs the air.]

Ice King: Caw! Caw! [Laughs and nets the rabbit.] That's how the owls do it. [Picks rabbit out of net.] Well, hello, little one. You're going to help me ruin a party! [Puts rabbit in a sack and laughs.]

[Another rabbit stops to scratch itself, it is also netted. A cat licks its paw, it is netted as well. Two rabbits hopping on a trampoline, they are netted and stop for a bit, only to hope again. Two cats purring as one messages the other's back, they are also netted. More rabbits, three of them, attempt to run from a flying Ice King who nets them all.]

[Back at the Ice Kingdom, the Ice King is holding a cat.]

Ice King: [Places a lemon on the cat, the lemon promptly falls off.]

Cat: Meow?

Ice King: Oh, quiet you. [Places another lemon on the cat and this time it appears to stay balance, he then grabs a piece of yarn and secures the lemon.] That's it for the kitties! [Shoves cat into sack.] [Walks over to kitchen table.] How are my bunnies doing?

[The rabbits are eating a pan of lasagna.]

Ice King: Hee hee, that's it, ah yes. Gunter! More lazagnah!

Gunter: Whenk. [Pulls out fresh baked lasagna.]

[The Ice King walks to the edge of the snow behind a bush with two sacks over his shoulder. He places the bags down and peeps around the bush to see the partygoers still partying.]

Ice King: [He "tsks" and grumbles. He reaches for the second sack containing the rabbits.] At least I still have my "party-poopers", heh heh, raagh! Oh glob [Pants] Urrreeh! [Closes sack and wipes hand on his robe.] So much lazagnah. [Walks away leaving the sack in the snow.]

[Inside the castle, Ice King is taking out tape and a pair of socks.]

Ice King: Gunter, daddy needs you to dress up like a princess so you can sneak into that party and throw fruit punch on everybody.

Gunter: Wenk.

Ice King: Huh, you wanna do that for daddy, huh?

Gunter: Wenk! [Flaps flippers.]

Ice King: Thanks, sweetie! I can always count on my Gunts! [Begins to rip off tape and stick socks on Gunter's body.] [Picks up bottle cap.] Finishing touch. [Puts cap on Gunter's head.] Yeah, Gunter, hot! You better be careful Gunter or I'll keep you like this all the time! Heh, I just might have to chase you around... Marry you—

Gunter: [Pulls out a taser]

Ice King: Oh whoa! Just kidding!

Gunter: [Turns off taser and places in sock skirt.]

Ice King: [Carries Gunter to window.] Arms out Gunter. [Tossing Gunter out of the window he uses his ice breath to send her gliding downward.]

[Gunter lands on the grass and looks around. Finn is nursing his calloused foot in a bowl of food.]

Gunter: Wenk. [Walks to table.]

Ice King: [Viewing through a telescope.] Yes, atta Gunter, get a cup of punch!

Gunter: Wenk! [Grabs a cup of punch.] [Walks over to Jake who is dancing.] [Jake spots Gunter and stops.]

Lumpy Space Princess: Get those buns on the dance floor, girl! [Everyone begins to chant "Gunter."]

Gunter: Wenk. [Drinks a little soda and goes in the middle of a ring.] [He starts dancing.]

Ice King: No, Gunter! [Starts crying.]

Finn: Hmm, hey, Gunter, let me get one of them socks.

Gunter: [Pulls out taser and electrocutes Finn's arm which causes him to back away screaming.]

Finn: Oh... ow.

[Ice King has stopped crying and is walking around.]

Ice King: They think their party is the bee's knees huh. That party is the knees of nothing!

[Ice King looks on his telescope, Gunter is still dancing and the partygoers are still chanting her name.]

Ice King: Bargh! There oughta be a law! Wait a minute... there is a law, hee hee, do I have what it takes?

[Inside the Banana Guard's surveillance room, the phone rings and one of the Banana Guards picks it up.]

Banana Guard: Banana Guard.

Ice King: I'm calling to tattle.

Banana Guard: Oh, okay, who are you tattling on?

Ice King: The party going on next door, it's bothering everyone in the Ice Kingdom.

Banana Guard: Ice Kingdom? Is this the Ice King?

Ice King: Yes.

Banana Guard: Well uh, we hate you, so — [Hangs up phone, laughed and the other Banana Guard snickers, then the phone rings again.]

Banana Guard: Banana Guard.

Ice King: [High pitched voice.] Yes, this is a little old lady calling about the loud party.

Banana Guard: Is this the Ice King?

Ice King: [Has on pink shawl and holding a cane.] Noooo, this is Mrs. Garam-bling-ton...

Banana Guard: Mrs. Garamblington?

Ice King: Yeah, hold on let me get my husband. [Tosses away shawl and cane and puts on hard hat.] [In a deep voice] Yeah, this is Mr. Garamblington, I need you to shut down this party.

Banana Guard: Your wife sounds pretty old.

Ice King: Uh, hold on there's someone at the door. [Knocks on wall.] Yes, hello? [Takes off hard hat and puts on a cap.] [High boyish voice] Hey, Mr. Garamblington, it's me, the pizza delivery boy. [Puts on hard hat.] Oh, hi, Johnny. [Puts on cap.] Boy, that sure is a loud party out there, hope it's not bothering the Mrs. [Puts on hard hat with cap still on.] It's okay Johnny, I'm on the phone with the Banana Guard and they're going to take care of it.

Gunthalina: Wenk! [Takes food over to Roger and shoves them into its bottom.]

Ice King: Everyone, smile and eat... and make our neighbors jealous. [Pulls out telescope to see Gunter still dancing around and the partygoers still cheering.]

Ice King: Bah! Gunter's too captivating! [Up beat music plays.] Um? Oh yeah! [Runs over to radio.] Oh this is my jam! Time to get my freak nasty on! [Turns up volume.] Roger, dance with me! [He jumps on Roger and begins to dance around him.] [He looks through his telescope again to see everyone still cheering for Gunter.] Come on! If only there was some way I could magically ruin their party. [Looks at hands.] Wait a minute [Laughs] forgetful me!

[The Ice King flies to the sky and into a cloud, which turns dark and stormy. He shoots down a large ice lighting shard which hits a sound system and surprises Finn and the partygoers.]

Ice King: I thought you were my bros, my roll dogs for life! [Sends down hail which hits everyone and causes them discomfort. "Ow, Ice King!"]

Ice King: Well, if that's what it takes for a fella to get noticed around here, then whomp me! [Sends down another ice lightning shard, this time directed at Finn who dodges it.]

Finn: That's.... IT! [Takes off sock less shoe. He back flips on top of Bounce House Princess and grabs onto the Ice King. He then puts his shoe on his nose.]

Ice King: Oh mama, that's some stink! [Loses altitude.] Aaaah!

Finn: Why are you doing this, IK?!

Ice King: Because she didn't invite me to her potluck!

Princess Bubblegum: Yes, I did! I sent your invite in the mail!

Ice King: The mail?! Who reads the mail! I just stack all my mail in a tall pile until it falls over, heh heh, then I shred it to use as cascarones! [Takes one out and smashes it on Finn's face.] So uh, can I party with you?

Finn: Only if you promise to stop acting nanners.

Ice King: Nanners, well I don't even know the meaning of the word.

[The scene changes with Ice King bouncing around with a punch in his hand.]

Ice King: Whoo ooh! Party time, right guys?! Whooo hooo! [Finn is making a shoe for his feet and Jake is just eating some sort of tortilla.]

Princess Bubblegum: It's time for the raffle. And the winner is.... Finn.

Finn: Whoa, cool.

Princess Bubblegum: [Takes out prize] Congrats, Finn, you won a... Sea Lard. [Hands it to Finn.] Here you go.