Read Seventeen so it seems I'm in the scene
So I'm hitting on some teens at the ice-skating rink
Wink-wink, what it be sex-kitten?
Won't give you any fish, teach you how to go fishing
How to do dishes, keep the sink glistening
Can't stand the cups when they're dirty in the kitchen
So pardon, while I drink out of the cartonLetting out a fart, itching on my pubic garden

Darn it, took it a little too far
And now we have to cut you off right after this next part