I eat anything and everything, but Noodles, like everything touched by His Majestic Godliness, holds a special place in my heart (or was it stomach?)...

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We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's â€œaaarâ€ instead of the Frenchman FranÃ§ois le Clerc's â€œaaare'â€. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.

Siam Buccaneer wrote:We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's â€œaaarâ€? instead of the Frenchman FranÃ§ois le Clerc's â€œaaare'â€?. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.

Oh God ROFFLES you might give the 7th Days a run for their money.

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Well, seen as how you can have veggie meatballs, or none at all, I can't see their being a problem. I'm a vegetarian, and I eat spaghetti all the time. Like, once a day, at least. My meatless spaghetti is boss.

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I'm so glad to find such a tolerant belief system. According to a radio program I was listening to the other day, I am apparently an ovo-lacto-pesca vegetarian. I've been hiding this almost all my life since February when I quit eating beef, pork and chicken. But now I feel that I'm embraced in the warm marinariness of noodly love and I can finally publically admit that I'm an ovo-lacto-pesca vegetarian. It's so good to finally be out of the pantry.

Maybe on Fridays you can eat spaghetti squash, or if you'd rather have meat, you can cook it until it falls apart into stringy bits and serve it up with some tomato sauce. Or alfredo. Or whatever you want.

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