After contemplating going in as Loose Ball Foul, we instead decided on Backcourt Violation. And by "we" I mean me and the boys from UConn, who don't have much to do this month. 'Cept study. Her mouse movement is alright, but she doesn't click well. Sounds like my ex-wife.

A million monkeys with brackets will eventually pick the winning one... Give every one of those monkeys 9,223,372,036,854 unique brackets, drag one more in and force it to take the other 775,808. What you got there is one lucky monkey and 1 million others with nothing to do but throw loser brackets and feces.

15-1 on the first day... Please be advised that there will soon be flying pigs, snow in South Florida, and the World, as we know it, will come to an end. Oh, well. I'm sure I'll find a way to screw it up.

and one of my Elite Eight choices (long shot Stanford) is gone ... and in rather spectacular fashion, too. Don't feel too bad -- according to the (fascinating) Overall Pick Distribution, 20.2% of Yahoo! Fantasy players picked Stanford to win that first-round game ... only slightly fewer than the number who picked Virginia Commonwealth.