1.) Clean locker.2.) Play a nice, relaxing game of golf.3.) Check to make sure that teammates have not been replacing Propecia with "Cool-Whip" this entire time.4.) Work on achieving life-long goal of being able to touch bottom lip to top lip, effectively "closing" mouth.5.) Visit hometown, resisting urge to refer to it as a "Dump"... again.6.) Play a game of Jenga, work on not collapsing.7.) Look at Detroit Tigers roster. Figure out where you would bat in the lineup, hypothetically. 8.) Pre-order MLB 2K12. 9.) Weep. 10.) Repeat