If Siskel and Ebert had had a sardonic sense of humor and an obsession with the macabre, they'd have been Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares, whose column Cinema Knife Fight has been praised by luminaries like Craig Shaw Gardner, Philip Nutman, John Shirley and Gary Raisor. Now, their first five years of ping-pong banter, random guest appearances, and insightful film critique are available here.