Yukimon, what is it you do?
Oh, Yukimon, what is it you do?
You’re standing there blocking the way they’re going through.

As they were walkinating into the hills,
They saw Yukimon as an awesome thrill.
The Andes Adventure had been pretty lame.
The Beast of Hokkaido changed that game.
A Whimsyworld add-on back in eighty-five,
Getting in their way as they hit their stride.
Yukimon, what is it you do?
Oh, Yukimon, what is it you do?
You’re standing there blocking the way they’re going through.

The Yukimon loomed up ahead in the road.
The road was blocked, they couldn’t go no more.
A pickup from buyouts has stopped them cold,
From Tanchibi Studios now pretty old.
A corporate synergy was well and good,
But it put this big animal where they stood.
Yukimon, what is it you do?
Oh, Yukimon, what is it you do?
You’re standing there blocking the way they’re going through.

The ride was down, their questing was down,
And that’s when they heard that awful sound.
The Yukimon a lettin’ out a loud “Skreeonk!”
Somewhere between a scream and a honk.
Lovelace and Nick kind of frozen still,
As they saw Yukimon looming over the hill.
Yukimon, what is it you do?
Oh, Yukimon, what is it you do?
You’re standing there blocking the way they’re going through.
Oy, you’re standing there blocking the way they’re going through.
You’re standing there blocking the way they’re going through.

Precisely my point. There’s definitely an “ee” sound followed by a lower vowel of some sort, but it doesn’t sound anything like any variation on the theme of “onk”, and there’s still two extra syllables unaccounted for.