Old Man gets ass blown off

Listen to me. I know this guy who sells stolen submarines from the east chinese. He says you can go 10 miles down with them, and then when you come back up, everyone hallucinates. They sell for $88 bucks a piece and he says its only like 20 cents to fill it up with gasoline. For $92 bucks he’ll sell a hybrid submarine.

I asked, “what if you run out of gas when your ten miles down?” He said, George Bush asked the same thing, so there are gas stations down there now. I’d hate to work in a gas station 10 miles under water.