10 Ways To Punish A Cheating Boyfriend

I feel the need to add the ‘healthy way to punish a cheating boyfriend’ right there in the title because I understand the rage of some scorned women let loose on Google.

Anyone who’s ever been cheated on knows the pain that betrayal can inflict. Are you sure he’s cheating or do you just have a suspicious mind, how to catch a cheater is a speciality of mine? It can be difficult to catch a cheater, partly because we just don’t want to believe it’s true—deception hurts—and many people would rather live in denial than face the ugly, painful truth.

And even after we’ve come to terms with the fact that it might be happening, it can be really hard to prove it—but it can be done.

But this is a healthy woman’s guide to getting her own back; no running him over, no burning his clothes, no laxatives in the coffee.

This is about moving past what he did to you, and moving on with your life – whilst teaching him an emotional lesson in the process.

It doesn’t matter if you’ve been with him for one year or ten, these ten tips will help you move on – whilst punishing him a little of course.

How to punish a cheating boyfriend

1. Call your hottest male friend and tell him you need cheering up. Go out with him, forget the cheating rogue, and let your hair down. Incidentally, wear the hottest dress you can find and make sure that photographs end up on Facebook. Petty, but it works!

2. If he’s trying to contact you on Facebook or Twitter, categorically ignore each and every attempt. But continue to post your usual amount of cheery updates and photos.

3. Book a trip with the guy friend your man was jealous of. Go camping in the countryside, or backpacking in Costa Rica, and have an absolutely amazing time.

4. Step up your workout (or start) at the gym. Exercise releases endorphins to allow you to work your angry energy in a positive way
and you will look and feel great! When he sees photos of your new toned figure, he’ll be gutted he let you go.

5. Sell all the gifts he gave you. Use the money to buy something you’ve always wanted.

6. Invest in a new wardrobe and hairdo. Chances are he thinks (or would like to think) that you’re moping around in your pj’s, eating ice cream and crying. When you run into him in a killer new outfit, his ego will dissolve.

7. If you can bear to strip your boudoir, I would suggest getting rid of all the bedroom lingerie you associate with him. Go shopping and splurge on a whole new range of saucy silk lingerie that will make you feel like a goddess, and start looking forward to showing it off to a new man.

8. Try to contact the woman he cheated on you with and ask her if she knew he was involved with someone. If she is a decent woman, she will show empathy and remorse. Who knows, maybe you could meet up one day; imagine his face if he were to walk into a cafe to find the two of you having lunch and laughing about him. Priceless.

These last two are slightly petty, but they are justified and will feel good if you have caught a cheating boyfriend in the act.

9. Go to a posh private health clinic and get tested for all possible sexually transmitted diseases. Then send him the bill.

10. Redirect his post to his mother’s house. If she phones up to find out what’s going on, don’t get petulant and list all the things he did, but say in a very dignified and composed way, ‘he was unfaithful to me and consequently our relationship is now over’. As a woman, her compassion will be with you, and her darling son will never hear the end of it. Win.

Living well is the best revenge. If you become bitter and scornful, he will feel how important he was to you and that will flatter his ego; if you’re too angry and impulsive, it can make you look like the psycho ex.

Smile, move on with your life, and enjoy every moment you’ve gained back from him. He will soon realise what he’s lost.

One mother wonders if her boyfriend is cheating because she states he does not want sex with me, do you think him going off sex is a tell tail sign?

About Emma White

Emma White The inspiring mum of 6 who dedicates her time to supporting others. While battling with her own demons, she continues to be the voice for others unable to speak out. Her controversial yet heartfelt writing is a lifeline to many. You can follow her on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram.

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Well after 5 years being with my ex which I was very very unhappy with for almost 3.5years but that is another long long story! I found out he had been cheating on me with a girl from
Night college even tho I hadn’t loved him for a very long time it some how still hurt! I at 1st did go mental etc etc and he
Stayed in our flat for nearly 2 weeks after it all came out he wouldn’t leave anyways over these 2 weeks he was finding another place to live he finally told me the day he was moving which thankfully I was working so I ever so kindly sed I would “help” pack his things up into bags and boxes….. He had not long been in a new office job around 6months so….. I packed up his shirts but everyone I took every single button off and threw the buttons in the outside bin! Then folded them up nicely 🙂 his ties I cut the ends off and rolled them up nicely and packed them away he absolutely loved his music and his play station so nearly every disc I scratched with a sharp knife that felt soooo good sounds bad I no but it did. His trainers was lace less! His pants had slits in them near the crotch area. His walk through guides had pages missing his socks I cut the ends off so they where footless hehe .a close friend helped me do some of this stuff we did have some fun but I did feel a little guilty for all of 5secs. He wasn’t aware until day 2 of him leaving got a phone call on a tues morning him going mental at me and he was going to contact the police blah blah blah I only had to threaten him right back and he backed down some what. I laughed about that bit now at the time it gave me some satisfaction knowing he would have to replace everything . 🙂

Found out my partner of 10 years was cheating with theee different women in theee different states he met on Tinder. (not legally married cuz he never popped the question). I took care of his mom after she broke her hip, even wiping her ass. Babysat his grandkids for free on my two only days off every week. Was the perfect stepford wife minus the ring. Then found out he was a lying sack of shit. So I pee’d in the. A i of his $140,000 Range Rover. Bet he won’t be wanting to fuck anybody in that backseat anymore.