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My office is mental. A colleague is cradling a humungous Persian cat that roamed into the garden, she tends to get a little attached to things so I found myself saying “Enjoy your cuddles then put it back” in a most Mumsy voice. And I been informed not one but TWO different houses door bells ACROSS THE ROAD activate the ringer in OUR office! To top it all one activates a weird song that no one even knows our door bell was capable of. I feel like I’m stuck in a darker version of The Vicar of Dibley in a strange community I’d quite like to swap Parish now However the madness has informed my recent exhibition #mylife which you can read about here