The Yeti directed Stompy to charge, which he does. He also decided to bash in the fisherman's head with his trunk-mace along the way.

Stompy entered the battlefield at a dead run, allowing for maximum momentum. The Yeti combined the charge attacks with a burst from his machinegun, inflicting 17d6 damage. The engine compartment is blasted open, doing 2 points of size damage. The panzer already was immobilized, but now it's really, really immobilized.

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The Green Berets collected the bloody pizza from the dead polar bear, and then attacked the tank destroyer. Even with the use of the Benny pizza, Sgt. Bosco still missed. He has one rocket remaining, and there is another one on ground under a dead soldier. Cpt. Wessen and Lt. Jones fired on the vehicle crew, but missed. Elite, my ass! Having 2/3 cover helps, though.

Ignoring the rampaging beasts and the smoke billowing from the engine, the panzer continued to fight on like Bonn-o-Tron. The hull MG fired on the speeder, while the main gun was fired on the turret. The carrier also fired on the turret for combined fire.

The heavily damaged speeder was destroyed. The pilot grabbed his weapon and bailed.

The turret was very nearly destroyed, and the wall took light damage. The turret's gunner and another trooper had to take cover. The trooper with the chainsaw in the road had no cover, and was thus fragged. Peach Solo, however, is a hero, and is therefore immune to explosions coming from behind.

The German reenactors retaliated against the sudden attack on their tank. The assault rifle was ineffective, and dynamite was thrown.

KA-BOOM! The Yeti dropped his oversized weapon on his attacker, disrupting him.

The Mothafuckin' Yeti rolled a 1 for armor, and was killed. Stompy was only injured, and also enraged.

Peach Solo and four of his men attempted to break through the panzer's armor with concentrated laser fire and their Almighty Bennies. The other peaches were disrupted last turn, and spent their action getting back up.

They successfully weakened the armor and disabled the hull MG. The speeder pilot can be seen unscrupulously using a dead civilian as cover.

Peach Reenactors - Piltogg

For the Father and/or Motherland! They sprinted towards the enemy tank, waving their explosives.

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