These are some of the things that are happening in the nether regions of the sports gossip world. This news is not breaking. It is not exclusive. There are no exclamation points. We did not pay for these photos.

And this is just sad. Canada's oldest history magazine, "The Beaver," was forced to change its name because 90 years ago, a beaver was just a beaver. Now? "But you're likely to find a lot of (porn) sites now if you search for the title of our history magazine online."