These snake oil debates were squared away earlier this week, when Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness empire Goop settled a consumer protection lawsuit with the Santa Clara County District Attorney's office (and nine other California prosecutors) over allegations that the company made faulty scientific claims about the Jade Egg, Rose Quartz Egg, and Inner Judge Flower Essence Blend's healing attributes. Goop has agreed to pay $145,000 in civil penalties, issue refunds to customers, and discontinue advertising the products as treatments for health issues.

In an intensely shade-serving statement, Santa Clara District Attorney Jeff Rosen said: "The health and money of Santa Clara County residents should never be put at risk by misleading advertising. We will vigilantly protect consumers against companies that promise health benefits without the support of good science... or any science."

Goop, responding in the Goop-iest possible manner, has serenely agreed to the settlement "in order to resolve the suit quickly and amicably," but disagreed with the prosecutors claims and admitted to no wrongdoing.

"Goop provides a forum for practitioners to present their views and experiences with various products like the Jade Egg," Erica Moore, the company's chief financial officer, toldBloomberg. "The law, though, sometimes views statements like this as advertising claims, which are subject to various legal requirements.