An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation,
smoking his old ceremonial pipe while eyeing two U.S.
government officials sent there to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have
observed the white man for 90 years, You've seen his wars,
and his material wealth. You've seen his progress,
and the damage he's done!"

The wise old chief just nodded in agreement.

The second official continued, "Considering all these events,
in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute,
and them calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians
were running it. No Taxes, No Debt, plenty Buffalo, plenty Beaver,
women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all
day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the old chief leaned back relit his pipe and smiled,

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."