Post by Ixbran on Aug 14, 2015 14:37:08 GMT -6

... of the last video game you played, how do you make it work?

The rules are simple: you are now in a 3 way relationship with the last video game character you played as, as well as that games main antagonist. You just need to tell us how it happened, what you do to keep the relationship stable, as well as your living situation. I figure this would be a fun little way for us to express our writing capabilities, as well as see how we can come up with ways of making this sort of thing feasible/work.

The rule of this game

You can not change the gender of the characters.

You can change the age of the characters if they are under 18.

If the last character you played as IS the games main antagonist, then its a 3-way relationship with them and the games main protagonist.

If the last game you played was a cross over game with no definite villain or main hero, then simply the last antagonistic character, and last heroic characters you played as.

When reality imploded onto it self and I got the chance to finally ask my dream guy out on a date, Palutena kinda insisted on NOT letting me spend time with him alone. It initially started out as her just keeping an eye on me, but as me and Ganondorf grew close, Palutena became invested in the relationship on an emotional level. So when Ganondorf and I eventually decided to make it official, and move in together, Palutena insisted on joining us.

In an ironic twist, the relationship works because Ganondorf makes an effective middle man for me and Palutena, while I make a foil to their powers and mind sets being complete opposites. The three of us are capable of connecting on an emotional level, despite them being polar opposites in terms of power, and our interests vastly differ. However, of the things we have in common, these are the things that help keep us close.

Ganondorf, due to his Gerudo heritage/upbringing, is very good at keeping our home clean and tidy, and no one knew that he was a very accomplished chef. Palutenas love for all things food just gets him nothing but waves of compliments and approval on his cooking, which feeds his ego, which keeps him calm and relaxed. I my self, while not skilled at much of anything, love to learn new things. I'm a good listener, so when ever either of them need to talk about anything, I'm always there lend an ear to listen, or a shoulder to cry on. Both Ganondorf and Palutena have control issues, and some times they end up beginning to boss the other around without really meaning too, I'm able to help defuse the situation before it explodes. That, and before they have the ability to get physical and end up destroying the entire fucking house.

In terms of how the relationship gets physical Palutena is Graysxual but Biromantic, Ganondorf is Pan, and I am Homosexual and Biromantic. Palutena being a Grasexual doesn't experience sexual desire often, but when she does, she becomes kinda, well ... I get uncomfortable being around her when shes in the mood. Being Pan, Ganondorf has no issues taking her to the bedroom. I usually stay in one of the mansions many guest rooms when this happens. When Its me who has desires, Ganondorf has no problem escorting me to the bedroom. Ganondorf is surprisingly open minded about when it comes to what happens in the bedroom, which is a pleasant surprise.

At the end of the day it's not exactly the most stable relationship, but we manage to make it work despite the weird looks everyone gives us. Or, well, used to give us. I noticed that the people who used to give us nasty or mean looks kinda stopped showing up in the places they used to show up. Oh well, I'm sure its nothing.

Also, if ya like, feel free to comment on someone else's previous post, just make sure to tag them so they know ya said something.

Post by H on Aug 14, 2015 16:36:48 GMT -6

Well, there's Bloodborne, but that's kind of a mess already so I won't even try to tackle that one haha.

There's sm4sh, but I don't know too much about some of the characters I've gone up against (and I don't remember my last foe).

That leaves me with Metroid Prime 1! So that would be Samus and Meta-Ridley and/or Metroid Prime itself. I feel Ridley was more of the antagonist in this game though since he had plans to stop you from the beginning, meanwhile Metroid Prime was just a phazon abomination trying to survive/spread phazon/whatever it was born to do.

Sometime in a far away future, in a universe a bit similar to ours, there was the Galactic Federation. I had gone to the same academy that Samus had gone through, except that I was an opposite to her in every way. I only made it far enough to be a a low-class cook, meanwhile she was an elite fighter. Due to her pushing through the ranks easily, she had gained many enemies. A few years had passed and we had all decided to hold a reunion to celebrate our survival of this harsh galaxy. During our reunion, I was the Master Chef and I had made a habit to eat quite a bit of portions from the food that I cooked, and so I accidentally took a portion from someone's plate and started throwing up everywhere and passed out. It turns out the food had poison specifically for the Chozo! Luckily I had no Chozo blood, but I had correctly guessed that it was an assassination attempt by our colleagues to kill Samus. To help me out, Samus and I had a marriage so that I never had to steal portions of food from people ever again. She quickly disappeared after that.

Roughly 7 years had passed, and I had been living on a planet called Tallon IV for five of those years. You see, I had accidentally forgot to ask Samus for the bank account PIN and so I had continued to steal food, but got caught so I had to make an escape to a place free from the Federations regulations. I had befriended a pretty chill guy named Ridley, and so that his Pirate friends would leave me alone we formed their version of a marriage. Ridley was always in a bad mood because his cooks only created the stuff of nightmares and usually mutated and/or killed most of the unit at a time. Ridley appreciated my meals and I had written him a recipe book that he could use, and he stored it in a special room in his space station. One day, out of nowhere, the space station exploded, along with the recipe book. I knew I'd probably get asked to write a recipe book again, so I fled.

Eventually, I found out Samus had blown up the ship and Ridley had found out I was already married. Ridley had too many temper tantrums so I told Samus his weak points. It turns out Samus had forgotten that she was married, but she didn't care that I had married again because marriage wasn't her thing. I didn't care much for it either, so asked her for her bank account PIN and the next thing I knew I was knocked out. I woke up and found that the planet was blowing up, so I ran to Samus' ship and flew away while she was off fighting. Turns out she had remote control to the ship, so the ship ejected me out and I was left for dead on Tallon IV... but little does she know, Ridley taught me the ways of coming back to life! Unfortunately, I was just a human so I died for good...or did I?

As you can see, I'm not really the romantic type person heh. No way I could make Ridley/Samus work out, especially considering he killed her parents. I tried my best to make it somewhat interesting though.

Post by ikai on Jan 11, 2017 14:22:10 GMT -6

I like that! You won't believe it, but the most recent game i played, is Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines! I played as "Female Malkavian" and the antagonist, as per my choices, is Ming Zhao, the Asian priestess! Never hurts to play as female character, i see...

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