I hate to be so needy, but I need your help. Since
the strip began, I've been trying to figure out a way to
justify the ridiculous amount of time I put into making it. See, most
people see my stuff on social media, which I'm super-grateful for, but I
don't make a penny off of it. What little ad revenue I bring in from
visitors to my site equals about lemonade-stand levels of income.

Up
until recently, I've been able to support myself and my family with my
full-time job of 18 years(!) as a greeting card artist. Unfortunately, I
just got laid off, so I need to figure out the best way to keep the
lights on.

If you can afford to chip in a little every month, I'll
be able to keep making these comics. On top of that, you'll get all
sorts of cool rewards and even custom-made art, just for you!

Thank
you so much for believing in and supporting Fowl Language, and
for helping make this poor nerd's dream come true. If I could, I'd repay
you with all the ice cream, everywhere.

Pledge $3 or more per month

$5 or more per month

$5 or more per month ∙ 184 patrons

• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• Get a signed print of your favorite Fowl Language Comic along with a custom thank-you doodle for all your awesomeness. (Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

$10 or more per month

$10 or more per month ∙ 82 patrons

Who's awesome? You're awesome.
• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• Get a signed print of your favorite Fowl Language Comic along with a custom thank-you doodle for all your awesomeness.
(Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

$20 or more per month

$20 or more per month ∙ 21 of 25 patrons

You're amazing. Seriously.
Let me reward you for your support and amazing-ness by drawing your pet. (I like drawing animals)
I'll draw a full-color cartoon portrait of your pet and send you a high-quality print of the same.
Expect your dog/ cat/ lizard-whatever to love you even more.
Also:
• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• Get a signed print of your favorite Fowl Language Comic along with a custom thank-you doodle for all your awesomeness.
(Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

$50 or more per month

$50 or more per month ∙ 4 of 5 patrons

Welcome to the ranks of my most favorite persons, ever.
At this point you deserve real paint on real paper. While primarily I create my work digitally, I used to make art with an old-timey dip pen and watercolors. If you're willing to support me at this level I'll happily create you a one of a kind recreation of any of my cartoons.
It'll look a little different than the printed original, of course. But that's because it'll be made by hand with brush and pen.
And just think, when I die, it'll be worth jillions of dollars!*

(*Plus or minus jillions of dollars)

Also:
• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• You send me your picture and I'll email you your new profile pic as a duck. Envy of all your friends included.
• I'll draw your pet.
(Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

Goals

$2,081 of $2,500 per month

My current site is a bit of a mess. It's got a fair amount of bugs and it goes down way more often than I'd like. The problem? The guy who built it is an idiot. Not to name names...but he's Me.I'd love to have a cleaner, stable, mobile-friendly site that would be more user friendly and attractive.And this time I'm gonna hire someone who actually knows what they're doing to do it!

I hate to be so needy, but I need your help. Since
the strip began, I've been trying to figure out a way to
justify the ridiculous amount of time I put into making it. See, most
people see my stuff on social media, which I'm super-grateful for, but I
don't make a penny off of it. What little ad revenue I bring in from
visitors to my site equals about lemonade-stand levels of income.

Up
until recently, I've been able to support myself and my family with my
full-time job of 18 years(!) as a greeting card artist. Unfortunately, I
just got laid off, so I need to figure out the best way to keep the
lights on.

If you can afford to chip in a little every month, I'll
be able to keep making these comics. On top of that, you'll get all
sorts of cool rewards and even custom-made art, just for you!

Thank
you so much for believing in and supporting Fowl Language, and
for helping make this poor nerd's dream come true. If I could, I'd repay
you with all the ice cream, everywhere.

Pledge $3 or more per month

$5 or more per month

$5 or more per month ∙ 184 patrons

• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• Get a signed print of your favorite Fowl Language Comic along with a custom thank-you doodle for all your awesomeness. (Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

$10 or more per month

$10 or more per month ∙ 82 patrons

Who's awesome? You're awesome.
• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• Get a signed print of your favorite Fowl Language Comic along with a custom thank-you doodle for all your awesomeness.
(Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

$20 or more per month

$20 or more per month ∙ 21 of 25 patrons

You're amazing. Seriously.
Let me reward you for your support and amazing-ness by drawing your pet. (I like drawing animals)
I'll draw a full-color cartoon portrait of your pet and send you a high-quality print of the same.
Expect your dog/ cat/ lizard-whatever to love you even more.
Also:
• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• Get a signed print of your favorite Fowl Language Comic along with a custom thank-you doodle for all your awesomeness.
(Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)

$50 or more per month

$50 or more per month ∙ 4 of 5 patrons

Welcome to the ranks of my most favorite persons, ever.
At this point you deserve real paint on real paper. While primarily I create my work digitally, I used to make art with an old-timey dip pen and watercolors. If you're willing to support me at this level I'll happily create you a one of a kind recreation of any of my cartoons.
It'll look a little different than the printed original, of course. But that's because it'll be made by hand with brush and pen.
And just think, when I die, it'll be worth jillions of dollars!*

(*Plus or minus jillions of dollars)

Also:
• My eternal gratitude. Satisfaction that you're helping me feed two kids.
• Access to behind the scenes sketches and videos.
• You send me your picture and I'll email you your new profile pic as a duck. Envy of all your friends included.
• I'll draw your pet.
(Shipping out of the continental U.S. may require an extra fee)