“Donald, oh my God, hi! What are you doing here? No, I mean, so good to see you! And what’s that in your hand? A ripped piece of construction paper? Why do you—no, right, you cut out the letters R, N, and C from construction paper and glued them together! That’s so clever! When did you learn how to use scissors? You’re a real big boy, huh?

Let me just see this. Oh, my. So much glitter! And is that a pipe cleaner? It’s a circle and a line and—a person! Oh, how lovely. It’s a little person! Is that you, Donald? And is that Mitt Romney? Are you friends? And who’s this with the frown? Chris Christie? Well that’s not very nice, but what a great talent you are!

Let’s hang this right where everyone can see it, in the parking lot. That way it’s the very first thing that everyone sees when they come to Tampa.