With the recent razz up of the lordz in tinsle town there
was a record turnout of rankings today so many in fact that the rankers can now
be ranked!!!! The stats dont lie and the more of them the bigger the stiffy
curve. JUST ASK GOON. So your ranking today is where your stiffy sits in the
peleton GOT IT?

Special mention must be made that the King has no stiffy
rating.

We are now offering same day service in spreadville. So
to the lets get into it!

Woah Woah Woah what a day from brown town to the brown sign!
31 fine specimens plus 3 TBAs headed off to soil themselves and after a bit of
turd hurdling the train got itself sorted and hit a hefty pace of 53kph. It was
all shits and giggles as the hurdles tumbled with Jester, Precious, Goat,
Goosey Gostie Modz and Floz all getting bowled over by the Asian Olympian who
was clearly in the event for the first time. The Biggle kind of got stuck in
there too. But then the biggest soft on for the day took place and there was
nothing a 100 flluffers could do to get this mans stiffy up again the Wet
Beaver rolling punches at the start hit the canvas and fell out the medals.

The Chicken was next to go enjoying the delights of Sylvia
Saint but then he too got a soft on. Then onto the venga bus with
Postie and Clinger fighting it out over who was going to take Carmen Electra
whilst Camel was doing the photo shoot. Further up the front Woody, Sherps,
Bricks and Stealthy were trying to get into gypos caravan where Paddy Batta and
Llama where watching the incest going on with the comers - Candy on top this
time. The Fly was buzzing around the Garbo and the Smackie was searching for
something.. maybe a top five? Eagle Rabz Boxer Dog and Pimp all with the
biggest diks on the set.

The outtakes show Fly, Batta, Eagle, Paddy and Boxer
sproggin it to the line.