If you sign up and pay for another player/players, you are guaranteed to be paired together. Short of that, leave your requests in the comments section on the following pages - but there are no guarantees.

Tee times and pairings are not FINAL until the day before the tournament. Things can, and will, change, until the afternoon before the tournament.

Check-in with the volunteer at the table AT LEAST 20 minutes before your tee time. Failure to do so will result in a 2-stroke penalty on the first hole.

Well, it's early in the year and this is an away tournament - so let's have some fun. In this tournament, you and your partner can say anything you want before, during, and after your opponent's shots. While you can't scream and disturb the other golfers on the course, you can say ridiculous things and make weird, unnerving noises to throw the enemy off. If you don't have a playing partner, sign up anyway and I'll pair you with a similar index.

I know it sounds crazy, and it probably is, so if I don't get at least 40 signups by the 11th I'll switch it to just another boring low gross/low net. For the record, this format was offered up by a very well-known scratch member of the club.

If you sign up and pay for another player/players, you are guaranteed to be paired together. Short of that, leave your requests in the comments section on the following pages - but there are no guarantees.

Tee times and pairings are not FINAL until the day before the tournament. Things can, and will, change, until the afternoon before the tournament.

Check-in with the volunteer at the table AT LEAST 20 minutes before your tee time. Failure to do so will result in a 2-stroke penalty on the first hole.