Wizards and ninja do not mix. So leave it up to Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Ino to get wrapped up as info collectors for another dimension. And of coarse, they get slapped in the middle of everything!R&R!/ Sasu/Ino/Draco , Naru/Saku/Harry narusaku sasuino

"Hey Hinata, look at this!" A bleach blonde girl squealed, lifting up and Ax bigger that her. Hinata cringe as Ino feel back like a board, the ax firmly attached to the hardwood floor. "Whoops." She breathed, before getting up and staring at the newly formed hole in the floor.

"we...were sorry mam! I...it was an a-accident." Stammered a young girl with long dark purple tinted hair, and lavender eyes that had no noticeable pupil. She bowed quickly and apologetically.

"Yeah, what she said!" Ino said, instantly agreeing to the accident. The said woman was fuming, obviously not agreeing to the 'incident' at hand.

"Listen, it was an accident alright!" Ino stomped her foot on the ground, causing a small dent in the floor. She groaned at her own stupidity.

"Alright Missy One more so called accident and I'll report you to the hoka-!"

"Please don't r-r-report us! I swear w-we had no bad intentions!" Hinata interrupted the woman's rant with pleas. The black-haired woman turned to her, as fear soon took over her face.

"H-hinata-sama! M-my apologies!" The middle-aged woman bowed to Hinata, as her and Ino exchanged looks. The look saying, of course, saying 'what is going on?'

She returned from her bow, rushing the two out the door.

"Forget what I said! Expect everything paid for and done!" She quickly closed the door behind them, making a whoosh before a bang.

"I don't know what that was, but I like it!" Ino cheered, taking Hinata's arm and walking like a soldier.

"My father must be a customer..." Hinata murmured, so that Ino couldn't hear.

"So, what was it you wanted to tell me?" Ino goaded nudging the young Hyuuga.

"W-well, actually... H-hokage-sama wanted you in her office..." Ino stopped dead in her tracts.

"WHAT?" She hollered, Hinata cringed as everyone on the street began to stare. "Why didn't you tell me?" She twirled on her heal the other way, running towards the Hokage's tower.

"Bye Hinata! Thanks for the company!" She waved, her head untwisted to the front of her as she sprinted to the roofs. She smiled widely at the sky. It was true, every 15-year-old girl needed some time with someone of the same gender occasionally.

Inside the Hokage's office five people sat around waiting for the final member of the group to arrive while the casual conversation that could be heard a mile away ensued. "When is she going to get here? I want to know about our new mission already!" A loud blonde hollered relaxing his arms behind his head.

"Naruto, shut up and stop complaining already! YOU IDIOT!" yelled the pink haired girl next to him into his now hurting (and possibly bleeding) eardrum. Tsunade simply smiled, watching her apprentice and unofficial grandchild argue while she watched the stoic raven haired boy sit there ignoring the two until...

"Come on Sasuke, you have to be on my side with this one after a solid year of D rank missions. You must be desperate for a real one again!" Naruto said using dramatic hand gestures to help prove his point. Yes, it was true. The last Uchiha was back in the village after three years of searching and disappointment soon reached his door when he came back. In the words of Naruto it "was a major pain in the ass", either way, he was back. It took all of the original five that left the first time to save him as well as Sakura, Sai, Yamito, and Kakashi to trap him and bring him back to the village; unconscious and bleeding mostly thanks to Sakura and Naruto (leading to a major concussion from Tsunade). When they finally did drag Sasuke to the Hokage; a trial was held immediately to decide his fate. While most of the older members in the council wanted to welcome the boy back with open arms there were a few asking for his head on a silver platter for his betrayal.

So in order to please everyone including her loved ones who were waiting for news on the verdict outside, the blonde Hokage came up with a compromise. The Uchiha would live, but only if he obeyed every rule. The first one being he would have to live with one of the team seven members, Kakashi volunteered seeing as how he felt he failed the boy the first time. The second rule was he would have an ANBU following him at all times until Tsunade was satisfied she could truly trust him again. And the third rule that caused a whole day of embarrassment and laughter from everyone who saw, the great and powerful Sasuke Uchiha had been forced to start as a genning all over again switching to different teams until he had completed a year of D rank missions and met all of the Hokage's standards. Sasuke had passed all of these tests and had managed to make it to this point where he would start his first mission in over four years. Sasuke looked up at Naruto from across the room and then surprisingly said,

"He's right Sakura, leave the dobe alone. I want to get this mission started as soon as possible. Hopefully it will be a decent one with a high rank."

"See Sakura-chan, even the teme agrees Ino should hurry up!" Naruto complied, right before the doors of the Hokage's office burst open making a loud bang as they swung back revealing a panting and slightly tired Ino.

"What the-" The bleach blond looked around the room, revealing an impatient Naruto and Sasuke, a porn-reading Kakashi and an awkward Sakura.

"I swear I didn't set the BBQ place on fire! I'm innocent!" Her mouth burst out, her hands up in the air. They looked at her for a minute, as if the poor konoichi got her brains jabbed out with a kunai.

"So wait, it was you?" Tsunade raised an eyebrow, it would make sense...

"I don't think this has anything to do with our mission." Kakashi interrupted, putting his book away.

"Wait wait wait, OUR mission?" Ino would have gawked like an idiot if she already didn't make a fool out of herself.

"Come to think of it, why is Ino even on this mission?" Sakura questioned, crossing her arms. Ino scratched the back of her head.

"I concur, how do I work into this? I mean, you have a whole cell in front of you." In all truth, she couldn't think of why they had her as a fourth member, they even have Sai if necessary!

"What does it matter? I just wanna get this mission started already!" Naruto whined, flinging his arms in the air. Ino glared at him, seriously wishing that she had something to throw at him that couldn't cause major bleeding.

"Alright, I'll make this short and sweet, got it?" They all (some annoyingly) nodded. "Ino, you are being sent with team Kakashi because your ability is vital to get necessary information. Although some may think they can read minds," She glanced at Sasuke who in return rolled his eyes. "Your ability would be more help than Sai's, given that there will most likely be little to no attacks needed-"

"As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted." Tsunade said, giving Naruto a glare which he smiled awkwardly scratching the back of his head at. "Sai will temperately take your place."

"It'll take too long to explain with so little time we have, but this is all the details you could possibly need." After stating so, she then gave them a scroll different from any others they had seen.

"Huh? A transportation scroll?" Ino gasped, and everyone looked at her -again, as if the poor girl had no brain.

"There's no such thing, geez Ino even I know that!" Naruto tsked, but he just earned a hit from the lighter haired blond.

"Shut up Naruto! There is too!" She defended herself before glancing at Tsunade, who was just smirking.

"I don't know where you heard it, but that is correct." Naruto gawked, Sakura blinked and Sasuke remained unfazed. Being an S-class criminal for years you sort of know almost everything. "It'll take you to your destination. After you get all packed up, I recommend meeting in the Training field and opening the info scroll before you go any farther. Is that clear?"

"Hai, Tsunade-sama" And with all that in sync, they disappeared into puffs of smoke. Well, except for Kakashi.

"What is this all about, exactly?" He questioned the blond Hokage in front of him.

"I was waiting for you to ask that..."

Chapter one! My sister and i are going back and fourth, so if its about ino and sasuke, it me. Or any sacrastic parts without long paragraphs. And if its long, serious and discriminative its about Naruto and Sakura, its my sis.

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