Lance's legacy

Thanks, Armstrong. Sincerely, thanks—for drawing this out for years and years, giving lawyers plenty to do and destroying good people’s reputations. I know it’s not anatomically correct, but ... you’ve got a lot of balls, dude. —Ken Miller, associate editor

Sick wisdom

When you’re well, you always think having a reason to watch 20 hours of Battlestar Galactica would be awesome. When you’re sick as hell, it’s only slightly less awesome. —Erin Ryan, staff writer