Just what the world needs - an obnoxious child's life story in print

It’s bad enough hearing teenage girls use the phrase ‘Bieber fever’ without a hint of sarcasm in their voice… but it’s even worse contemplating the high pitched squeals that are sure to come when they learn that he’s writing his memoir: Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story.

It might actually be the first time a memoir has been published as a colouring-in or pop-up book - and the fact that he’s still using numbers as words is just another reason why a 16 year old shouldn’t write anything that’s not for homework.

So, why's the little shit doing it?

"Every day I wake up and count my blessings. My fans have played such a large part in all of this and they help me live my dreams every day. I'm excited to share just a little bit more of my world with them through this book. Between the behind-the-scenes pictures and the story I think this is going to be something they can all enjoy. This is just another way for me to say thank you to my fans."

Not just for the cash then? By the way, the book, which is released in October, will only cost fans about six months worth of pocket money at $21.99. We guess you’re welcome for all the support, Justin.