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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

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August 28, 2003

FINANCIAL NEWS FROM SWEDEN

PHIL THE SORE UPDATE

Dave,
In light of the connection discovered by Alan Josephson between Phil the Sore and the California Raisins, I would also like to point out the distinct similarity between Phil the Sore and this.
Dave Brandt

What you are looking for was posted yesterday, under the heading "ATTENTION, PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE OFFENDED IF THEY SAW A GUY DRESSED UP AS A GIANT MALE ORGAN BEING CONFRONTED BY A GUY DRESSED UP AS A GIANT VENEREAL-DISEASE SORE, EVEN IF THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR SOUND EDUCATIONAL REASONS"