Jake: Do either of you guys urinate with abnormal frequency?Alan and Charlie: No.Charlie: I mean, you gotta define abnormalAlan: Keep in mind the body doesn't process alcohol efficiently, which is why your Uncle Charlie is a perpetual urine machineCharlie: Also keep in mind your father has the bladder control of a frightened nine year old girl, which is why he needs to wear two pairs of undies and a panty linerAlan: Only on long drives