I for one am outraged by the blantant French occupation of sovereign British territory. I propose forming a liberation taskforce to rescue our oppressed brethen. The first blow against the French pigdogs should be a daring raid upon this bastion of Englishness http://www.day-tripper.net/wine-shop-eastenders.html whose supplies will aid the revolutionary cause, that or get us shitfaced whichevers more appealing on the day.

The key is the phrase 'it is normal'. I had a Frog colleague once and this was a warning sign which meant 'I am going to use my initiative and do something outrageous which will p everybody off and nobody can stop me.'

As is well known the Frogs have hated us after being thrashed by us at sea for a century and then, later, being humiliated by having to be rescued by us in 1916 and 1944 after their army had folded in 1916 & 1940. This is the jackal hoping the British Lion will leave him a tasty scrap.