My idea for a new foo product - the audiophile ioniser. Works by clearing the air in the listening room so the sound waves have less work to do to get to your ears. Remove distortion produced by fuggy air, let the sound waves travel without impedance from speaker to lugholes.

Plus, has the effect of making you feel better, just like after a thunderstorm, clean, fresh atmosphere, easier to breath so more energy left for listening.

Upgraded psu optional, natch.

Actually I had one once, left sticky black marks all round it, so I imagine it must have been doing something.

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My idea for a new foo product - the audiophile ioniser. Works by clearing the air in the listening room so the sound waves have less work to do to get to your ears. Remove distortion produced by fuggy air, let the sound waves travel without impedance from speaker to lugholes.

Plus, has the effect of making you feel better, just like after a thunderstorm, clean, fresh atmosphere, easier to breath so more energy left for listening.

Upgraded psu optional, natch.

Actually I had one once, left sticky black marks all round it, so I imagine it must have been doing something.

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My idea for a new foo product - the audiophile ioniser.Â Works by clearing the air in the listening room so the sound waves have less work to do to get to your ears.Â Remove distortion produced by fuggy air, let the sound waves travel without impedance from speaker to lugholes.

Plus, has the effect of making you feel better, just like after a thunderstorm, clean, fresh atmosphere, easier to breath so more energy left for listening.

Upgraded psu optional, natch.

Actually I had one once, left sticky black marks all round it, so I imagine it must have been doing something.

Too late, Peter Belt already did the audiophile ioniser thing. It was a gas-cooker lighter for Â£1,600 I think.

I have a better idea. Audiophile vodka. One glass makes your system sound better. 12 glasses and it turns Kerry McFadden into a singer. 36 glasses and she almost looks OK too.