This is a video tutorial from CrazyRussianHacker (of how to open a can with no tools fame) showing how to make square bubbles with a rig made out of cotton swabs. Don't have any cotton swabs? Then how the hell are you cleaning your ears? And don't tell me you bought that little earwax vacuum on TV because if you did you are a CHUMP. There's no way that thing sucks hard enough to work. If it did people would be vacuuming their eardrums out left and right. I'm sure you're aware, but you're not actually supposed to use cotton swabs either. You're supposed to use an oil solution. If you don't believe me look it up. Wait -- you're actually looking it up? That hurts. Why would I lie to you? I mean besides for my own personal gain or entertainment. Or no reason whatsoever. Lying just to lie, that's my favorite. Real sociopath style shit.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Gabe, who can blow cube bubbles with a regular bubble wand, so there.