Hello, Pocoyo

Hello, Pocoyo (also known as Pocoyo's Shame and Pocoyo: The Shame) is a shame for the Nintendo DS which is disguised as a kiddie shame, but it's not. It's a controversial shame like Keepy Uppy, but doesn't use the same shameplay. It's actually a good shame, but peepole don't know about that.

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Shameplay

You play as Pocoyo. As a first-person shooter, Hello, Pocoyo places the player in control of an infantry soldier who makes use of various authentic World War II firearms in combat. Each mission features a series of objectives which are marked on the heads-up display's compass; the player must complete all objectives to advance to the next mission. The player can save and load at any time.

As the focus of the game is on simulation of the actual battlefield, the gameplay differed from many single-player shooters of the time. The player moves in conjunction with allied soldiers rather than alone; allied soldiers will assist the player in defeating enemy soldiers and advancing; however, the player is given charge of completing certain objectives. The game places heavy emphasis on usage of cover, suppressive fire, and grenades. AI-controlled soldiers will take cover behind walls, barricades, and other obstacles when available.

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I hope you fucking fall head-first and get your neck cracked
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I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant
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I shouldn't have said that
You're a fucking cunt
Actually, no, I should have
Shut the fuck up
Actually, I didn't say enough
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

Shut the fuck up
You're a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

What?
I just want to let you know, you're a stupid fucking cunt
Go ahead and run your mouth, pussy, I don't give a fuck
You're a stupid piece of shit, you're a stupid fucking bitch
Get the fuck up off my dick, get the fuck up off my dick, like
Please end your fucking life, please end your fucking life
I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive
You're a fucking penis-hole, grab a dick and eat it whole
I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a fetus though
You're so fucking ugly and your face is fucking foul, jeez
You're so fucking loud, can you shut your fucking mouth, can you

Shut the fuck up
You're a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here

Yeah
Close your fucking mouth, you're just really fucking dense
If you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no fucking sense
Got a sad life, sad life, go to fucking hell
Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't fucking tell
Meh
You're a fucking dumb shit, you don't even run shit
Get the fuck up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dick
Come and catch these hands, boy
Come and match these bands, boy
I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy
I hope you fucking die in a high-speed car crash
I hope you fucking fall head-first and get your neck cracked
I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer
I hope you catch Zika when your wife gets pregnant
I hope you win the lottery and die the next day
And your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave

Like, uh, ooh- that was a little dark
I'm sorry. Tha-that was a little dark. Very poor taste
Shut the fuck up
I shouldn't have said that
You're a fucking cunt
Actually, no, I should have
Shut the fuck up
Actually, I didn't say enough
You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick
Shut the fuck up
Stop being a fucking cunt
Shut the fuck up
Nobody even wants you here