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i also saw a 4chan post like that, but it was some other guy that was complaining that his bro had tried ******* a dolphin and his dick broke off and a whole story about it

also: male dolphins do not have erect penises like humans but flexible penises that can bend a lot, that'd explain why a human penis would break or be torn apart when tried to have sex with a dolphin
please don't ask me why i know the second one, you don't wanna know

Ok, so we consistently preach all of this nice guy stuff, yet it's always about the girls that obviously are sluts and not worth your time. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that is completely turned away from girls like that, it doesn't matter what they look like if they are going for the D-bags then they aren't worth your time.

I mean seriously, you all complain about them going for the D-Bags, but what about those nice girls that went for you that you turned down because you were so stuck on these girls? I mean come the hell on.

I'm going into my senior year and I've only had one girlfriend who I honestly only asked out because everyone I knew was telling me I should. I'm single because I choose not to waste my time on those girls that act like this, but I don't complain about them because I don't go for the girls who are into me because I again to feel anything for them.

Yeah, all the nice guy stuff, it's called the nice guy syndrome. Nice guys see themselves as the perfect person to date "if only girls would get to know them." They often criticize women for choosing men that they see as "assholes," however, they fail to recognize that many women reject them not because they are stupid, but because they simply aren't attracted to said "nice guys."
In order for a relationship to work, you need consent from both people, and because it works this way, it is inevitable that you will get rejected at some point. "Nice guys" often fail to understand this, and are truly the greatest assholes in the dating world, because they blame the woman every time they are rejected.

Personally, I don't know any girls that reject "nice guys" and then subsequently whore around. I think this kind of post is all very silly because it isn't realistic, and promotes the silly "nice guy" mindset.

Exactly. It's also a truth that being nice isn't going to always mean everything. You can be the nicest guy in the world, yet be 200 pounds overweight or have a face like the elephant man's, women may not hate you because you are nice but we as human beings are naturally turned away by unattractive physical features.

Even though it may sound very disrespectful or rude, I am going to go ahead and assume that 99% of these so called "nice guys" have some kind of very unattractive feature about them. The large majority of relationships usually end up between people that don't know each other all that well, so people are going to go for those that, well, make them horny. But as they get to know them, their true colors begin to show.

So someone that seems like an asshole to one person may actually be a very kind and loving person. Vice Versa, those that may seem nice may not actually be. I mean, if these people are truly "nice guys" then they shouldn't be bothered by someone being happy with someone else, even if they don't personally approve of said person.

You also seem to forget we are on funnyjunk, where women are total bitches no matter what, while guys are completely innocent and they can't find a good girl.
Stupidity is flooding this site, theirs no point in trying to stop it.

these posts are getting really annoying. we get it, sluts are are stupid. but so are nice guys who are not good looking, socially awkward, and stay on the internet all day. im one of these people too but at least ive realized it and stopped setting my standards so high. stop acting like the world owes you something for having a good personality

exactly, and a girl doesn't want someone whose no fun to be around. sitting on funnyjunk complaining about girls all the time is definitely not the best way to meet someone. people need to go out in the world and put that "good personality" to the test

Maybe if you stop making Go make me a Sandwich jokes you will get what you want. Everybody that says this needs to stop being a little bitch and realize that it might be their fault the girls refuse to go after them