Chain of Fools

Ahhh but yes…NOW we got us some textbook douchettributes in a very strong contender for the weekly pairing.

Class: Can you list the douchial attributes exhibited in this fine specimen of why we fight? To prime your pump(s), I’ve listed the most obvious douchy trait in the “categories” section below the picture…

Being a scientist yourself, I thought you realized that geeks were the horniest little fucckers on Earth. I can’t tell you how many times I was able to walk up to some chick in my single days and pick her up with “How’d you like to make a contribution to science? Of course filming it is necessary. How else am I gonna get enough data?”

@Sir Hudd Fudd 1:11p, sorry man I’m kinda in free agent mode right now. Naw mean? You show me that sign on boner and we might be able to flesh out some sorta deal though. Hey, its Sock Week. Nice. He was always my favorite boss on here. Plenty o’ ass with a touch of low class is sorta his signature move.

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Play on playas.

3:35 pm July, 17Jeet Kune Douche said...

I suspect Caligula or Nero would gaze upon this couple and be both horrified and revolted by their degeneracy.

I must say that the douchitude on display by these two bipedal algae colonies is absolutely pegged in the red zone.

I am stunned.

3:38 pm July, 17Nancy Dreuche said...

If anyone needs me I’ll be crashing Encyclopedia Brown’s funeral. It’s not even fair, those greiving dudes are so horny it will be like fishing with dynamite.

I am an EXTREMELY rare poster, but a regular reader, and I’d like to point out a contrarian view. Sure, the dude’s awash in DB signifiers, but that genuine smile (as opposed to ducklips, pouting, pointing, faux gang signs, etc.) makes him seem like a douchebag I could hang out with. He looks truly happy to be swilling Bud Lime with Ms. Silicone, and I say good for you, happy douchebag!

Watch out, French Word for Shower — douchebags are all nice. I know — I’ve hung with Greico and he’s really nice. I needed the Russian Word for Shower to clean out my soul.

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Warned

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About the Douche virus. Seriouserly

1:46 am July, 18douche equis said...

French Word . . . so what you’re saying is, we forgot to mention ‘bleached teeth’ as another douche attribute? Gotcha.

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That’s rather like how I forgot to mention the premiere of the Black Dynamite animated series this past Sunday at 11:30. Oh well, there’s always this Sunday. And Saturday at 11 for a repeat of this last one. And other times. The whole thing befuddles me, frankly; it’s been a rough week.

3:41 am July, 18Acquazzone said...

Fuckin’ French…..

3:42 am July, 18Lavaggio said...

Fuckin’ French….

3:47 am July, 18Baño said...

Fuckin’ French…

4:27 am July, 18Rev Chad said...

First thing to appear on the computer this morning was a simian coupling, perhaps the neanderbags, instagram from Jay Louis. Is DB1 the ghost in the machine. Has he pulled a Tron and gone into the interwhebs.

5:31 am July, 18CB Popped said...

Screw band names,,,Im just gonna use Hermit’s picture.

5:32 am July, 18CB Popped said...

Large gauge bike chain is not necklace material.

9:34 am July, 18Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Ok, so I foolishly followed the link to the most recent Stackhouse idiocy. To save the rest of you from having to endure his egregious and unending spelling and grammatical errors, allow me to summarize his comments upon the recent Joe Paterno fiasco, and I quote: “Tell those little fags who got raped to man the fuck up.”