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TIME THEORY
&
SOVIET WHEAT DEALS PROVE NASA HOAXED MOON FLIGHTS!

by Der Voron, guest columnist.
[March 14, 2003]

[WeeklyUniverse.com] For a
period in the early 1990s in Russia (another country claiming to have organized
(unmanned) flights to the moon), the moon hoax theory was openly discussed
in mass media. But later, the discussions ended.

Why?

Perhaps
because the Russian Airspace agency began collaboration with NASA, and
the rules of diplomacy required silencing this subject.

I here
affirm that so-called flights to the moon, by both Americans and Russians,
were a hoax. Here is why:

* No Water for Footprints

First,
a photo of astronaut Armstrong's "footprint" near the lunar module was
circulated worldwide -- but footprints can only form on ground when water
is present. Without water, sand particles cannot "glue" together
to form footprints. But there's no water on the moon, especially
not near a jet engine that just stopped functioning (after landing).

* Slow Walking Anomaly

Second,
slow walking
on the moon almost doesn't differ from slow walking on Earth. But lunar gravity is six times less than that of Earth. This means
that astronauts would have to leap with every step on the moon.

* Time Speed & Gravity

Third
and main. Gravitation and time are linked, and time depends on gravitation:
the more gravitation, the "faster" time, and vice versa. For example,
on the sun, time "flows" about 30 times faster than on Earth. On
Mars and the moon, time flows slower.

This means
life processes are slower on the moon and Mars, which is deadly for organisms.
Gravitation is more or less appropriate for life processes only within
1,000 kilometers from Earth. At longer distances, gravitation decreases,
time flows more slowly, and life processes slow down.

At the
distance of 100,000 km from Earth, time flow will be so slow that life
processes will almost stop. The moon is ca. 384,000 km from Earth
-- and Mars is tens of millions kilometers distant. Gravitation is
very small at such distances -- and time almost doesn't "flow" there, thus
not allowing normal life processes.

To fly
to such distances, an antigravitation craft would be needed, with the special
equipment that produces gravitation.

* U.S. & Soviet Wheat
Deals

Other
indications that U.S. and Soviet moon flights were hoaxed: the strange
1972 agreement between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. about wheat supplies to the
Soviets -- at prices twice lower than market prices, over 20 years.

Why?

Perhaps
so the Soviets wouldn't show the world that U.S. moon flights were hoaxed. (And so the Soviets could fake their own "moon flights" to imply they had
space capacities comparable to those of the U.S., without the fear of being
unmasked by the U.S.)

I think
the Soviets made a stupid (for themselves) mistake, when they agreed to
this. In the 1960s, the Soviets excelled the U.S. in space, and NASA
had to invent "moon flights" to get more Congressional money. Yes,
the Soviets got cheaper wheat, and faked their own "moon flights". But perhaps it would have been better for the Soviets not to get cheap
wheat, not to invent a similar story about moon flights, but instead to
unmask NASA's moon hoax to deprive NASA of Congressional money.

Why couldn't
the Soviets buy cheap wheat from India, and cheaper rice from China (rice
and rice bread is not worse than wheat)?

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