Well, the internet suffered a fatal break when a mysterious group calling itself FAWTL unleashed a global virus designed to hasten the arrival of our Digital Overlords. Meanwhile, Gary, nearly driven insane when he realized the enormity of his task, regretted telling his bosses that he could solve that whole world hunger thing with the proper application of physical violence and monopoly rules. And, across town, traffic was still terrible three days after the truck filled with penguins....No, wait! That's my soap opera!