When Zombies Attack!

What's more disturbing here? The fact that Bush has goosed the German
Chancellor at a high-level summit meeting? Or the completely zonked-out look
on his face? Is he on Halcion, like
dear old dad? Or is it Old
Grandad again? Has there ever been such a goon in charge of a vast nuclear
arsenal? Lord have mercy on us all.

Bush said he had told the Russian leader that people in the US wanted Russia
to promote the sort of democratic institutions that exist in Iraq. Putin's deadpan
response caused even the thick-skinned Texan to blush. "To be honest, we
certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy as they have in
Iraq," Putin said, prompting laughter and applause from many of the assembled
reporters.