Jake Tassielli — Don’t Drink Jake’s Juice

Jake Tassielli — Don’t Drink Jake’s Juice

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jake tassielli is a goof that spends his spare time picking uunderage grls or trying to look cool in his oldass mustang. He still lives with his mom and isn’t aloud out unless he does his chores. He once jizzed in his mom’s apple juice since she told him he was grounded for the weekend. His mom invited family over that weekend and 6 family members drank his jizz/juice hybrid. They all got cold sores so you know what that means. Steer clear of this boy if you don’t want biohazards added to your food/drank. Ladies get tested if you been with this walking drd

Hey ladies, none of this is true except for the fact that I drive a mustang. But Whoever posted this forgot to mention that it’s a convertible, has red leather seats, and that I just put all new exhaust on it. The poster def doesn’t even have a mustang , that’s for sure It’s really a beaut. If you don’t believe me, add me on facebook and you can find out for yourself. My Facebook name is Jake francesco though, Not tassielli, remember that;