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Hello to All dR members! How are u all? Hope u are all fine! So its time to decide who will be able to participate in next round and who is not, as mention in the title it is judging thread (mainly for judges) in this thread i post the joke i got from contestants with their name, the only thing judges have to do is to give score to each joke out of 10, it means maximum marks judges can give to each contestant is 20 (maximum 10 for each joke), list of users name i will PM to my judges so only thing judges have to do is to write the score of each contestant against their name in the list which i PM to my all three judges,

But before joke let me tell my participants and judges about the special power of judges i said in the thread of 1st round (For Participants) that if judges find participants joke are old then they have some special powers of judging their joke, the power judges have for judging their old joke is that if they find any of the joke old they can only give maximum 5 marks (not 10 for old jokes) it means while judging your old jokes, your 10 marks already cut off (5 from each joke) and u can get maximum 10 out of 20 for both jokes so it tottly depends on judges!!

Here are the jokes:

mightyghost's Joke:

1st Joke:

Two men were talking in a bar:
“How did the argument with your wife end yesterday?”
“Ha, she came crawling to me on her knees!”
“And what did she say?”
“You can’t stay under the table forever, coward…!”

2nd Joke:

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

Nepali Keta's Joke:

1st Joke:

A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how’s it going?"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

2nd Joke:

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

dR Chouhan's Joke:

1st Joke:

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

There were 3 boys. One with a hammer, one with a knife, and one with a bomb. The first one got on a plane and accidentally dropped his hammer out of the window. He got off and saw a little boy crying. He asked," Little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" "A hammer fell on my father and now he is unconscious!"

The second one got on a plane and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. He saw a little girl crying. He asked the little girl," Little girl, little girl, why are you crying? "A knife fell on my mother and now she's dead!"

So then the last one gets on a plane. He accidentally dropped his bomb out of the window. He gets off and sees a little boy laughing. He asks the little boy," Little boy, little boy, why are you laughing? "Because my grandmother farted and it blew up the house!"

2nd Joke:

2 men walked into a bar. The first one betted that he could jump from the 20th floor and land safely on the first floor. The other one said," You're on!" So he jumped down and landed on the first floor safely and unharmed. The other one
Asked him," How did you do that?" "With my magic beer!" So the guy ordered one and jumped, fell, and died. Then the bartender said, "You know, superman, you're really mean when you're drunk!

So its time for judges to judge these jokes and give scores in the list which I will give them through PRIVATE MESSAGE!! Then we will decide who will participate in next round! Results will posted as soon as i recived judges decision