CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE FUCKING WINNERS and thanks to everyone who sent in their crazy ass stories. We received a shitload of submissions. There were lots of other stories that were so good we’ll have to send y’all some shit even though we couldn’t post your drama. So keep an eye on your inbox.

Didn’t win a goddamn thing? RELAX MOTHERFUCKER. We had such a great time with this contest that we are already thinking about the next one because y’all are some entertaining sons of bitches.