Monday, March 3, 2014

[cue music playing/ cameras panning to Alec Wec who was there as Jared Leto's date/ [black screen]/ cameras panning to Lupita Nwa Thiongo who was now on stage/ cameras panning to Jared Leto who is now occupying the previously empty seat next to Lupita Nwa Thiongo. He is oddly blushing.]

[Lupita Nwa Thiongo commences her acceptance speech. Inevitable statement about her forefathers. Speech interrupted by text message from her brother: "You're East African"]