Where's the Undertaker? Are you still with the site and doing reviews? Well...That's my bidness, Yes, and Yes, but it's been a long, long time. No, I'm not dead, in a coma, dating a porn star (yet), or in love....ick! But, it has been a long time since I wrote anything here or anywhere for that matter. Maybe a year or more, I don't know. Sometimes I even wonder myself. Time flies, shit happens, sides track, life at the chainsaw factory has it's ups and downs (and yes I really do work at an F'n chainsaw factory), who knows. Maybe it's like in Rocky 3 and I lost the eye of the tiger, hahahahaha. Luckily, I don't have to fly to L.A. with my black friend to learn how to fight again. Maybe I just wanted some sorta break or didn't feel like anyone gave a shit anyways. Unfortunately for you, our readers, My output of reviews shall increase to match my input of Schlitz, Pabst, and Rolling Rock. Might even read a book or two (one without pictures or a fold out center) to throw at you from time to time. We'll see what happens. We do this for fun, and for you, more than us. Like a famous band use to say, you wanted the best, you got the best, or in my case you got the worst. Either way, I'm back bitches, the beatings shall increase until morale improves! MY fave 2006 movies: The Descent, The Hills Have Eyes remake, TCM: The Beginning, Wolf Creek, Hostel, Snakes on a Plane, SAW 3, and I'm sure a couple others I forgot. Yet to see Slither or Feast, but sounds like they be in there as well.