Monday, June 30, 2008

I am also sure a moving wheel had an influence on either's brains. Both their brains must have been jolted into action by a fast moving wheel.

Alas, I don't know if the wheel was going clockwise or counter-clockwise, but it definitely did not get either's brain functioning in the right way.

Gears crunched, neurons creaked, pathways fired and both made complete asses of themselves.

But, don't be so bitter. They did it for us! All of us!!!

How else would you want your Monday morning brightened?

Talk about a joy ride....

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Friday, June 27, 2008

I was always afraid that my yet to be unwritten books will attain this glory. Well, that has passed...for now!

Please read the blog and go to the permalink listed on the blog..

Enjoy your Friday. And think twice before you write...

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

And you thought you had to be unemployed, sitting at home watching soap operas to access high class drama queens.

Or maybe CNET is smoking something.....

Oh well.

So what do YOU think is going to happen next?

At this point I think both Yahoo! and Microsoft are full of butt heads.

Not so fast.

If you know Steve Balmer well, it would appear this is something he has been playing all along, forcing Yahoo! to give in after they failed to play nice.

To complete this love polygon, we do need a couple of Democrat Senators, Google and the FTC.

Wonder when they will step in?!

And this way, Yahoo! will be ever pregnant, never delivering and no one will ask why not....

Do you think the Yahoo! Board came up with this pregnancy pact?!

Too many sarcastic lines of thought, must stop....

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Monday, June 23, 2008

This is when you no companies have no clue. It is surprising to see that even in 2008, when you think you are in some kind of age of activism (or at the least activity), these things happen.

Hmm.....

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I know we were supposed to treat everyone equal, but taking out a guy who belongs in a pyschiatric ward and giving him his "15 minutes" is a giant leap towards uselessness.

Next up on ABC:

A new reality show by Jesus featuring him as a narcotics division officer...

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Wow! What a genius. I wonder why the girl broke up with him. Dude, if the money was so important why did you date her in the first place. And I don't even want to explore the idea of understanding why you wanted the money back..!

And what the heck was the girl thinking? She actually signed the document.

In a way, I am sad for the two of them. Oxymoronically, they are the "perfect" couple for each other.

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What the hey? I agree, punishing kids is probably not a great way to go. Who knows, maybe the punishment was strong as well. But this kid needed some "grounding". What the heck was this judge, er...thinking?