The Truth Behind Sad Keanu

Not mine. Found on 9Gag.

This guy reach; the newspaper an the ENE is Keanu Reeves.
He is from a fem. His father was arrested when he was 1 5’
for dug dealing and his mother was a stripper. his family moved to Canada
and there he had several step dads.. He watched ht girlfriend
They were about to get marred, and she died in a cat at: ciders
And also before that she had lost her baby. Sarayo then Keanu avoids
serious and having kids.
He' s one of the only Hollywood stars without a Mansion. He said: q ive in a
I have everyting that I need at mane, why cheese an empty
rouse?‘
the of his best friends ded by overdose, he was River Phoenix
s brother). Almost in the same yea" kerrys father was
arrested again.
His y( sister had leukemia, Today she is cured, and he donated )%
of his gains from the movie Matrix to that treat leukemia,
On one of he birthdays, he got so a little candy shop and bought him a
oak; and stated eating alone. If a fan chalked by he won_ id tak to them
and offer some of the take.
He meant have bodyguards, and he doesn' t wear fancy clothes,
when they asked hm about 'Sad Keanu', he repled:
Ito need to be happy to live, I dor/ t/