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DMF

When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.

The art of wielding a perfect ass that a females uses to pull in unsuspecting males. Female who are practicing this art and succesfully using their ass to generate intrest are commonly referd to as practicing "assfu".

A MMORPG sometimes used to help crackheads, cocaine or herioin addictis thru the symptoms of withdraw when they are trying to stop their drug habbits. Oftentimes however this backfires and the unsuspecting addict gets addicted to everquest 2 and continues using their drugs.

Sideffects of everquest 2 include: tiredness, stress, eye strain, seizures, divorce, loss of friends, increased desire for soda beverages leading to urinary tract infections, increased desire of pizza leading to constipation and or spastic diareaha, decrease in sex life, decrease of masterbation if sex life is not present, death, suicide, beards and in rare occasions fun.

Jenny: Get off that fucking computer and spend some time with me.
John: Ok hunny. I agree.
Jenny: WHAT THE FUCK? GET OFF THE COMPUTER NOW.
John: Oh yeah hunny it looks great!
Jenny: Your not even listening to me you son of a bitch