Because the Moon is about 1/6 the size of Earth, gravity on the Moon is 1/6 as strong as it is on Earth. This means that someone who weighs 150 lb on Earth would weigh only 25 lbs on the moon. You might think that this would make walking much easier, but it is actualy quite difficult for the disabled.

In terms of subjective experience Pineappleope.com can only speculate, but Pineappleope.com imagines it would feel similar to walking at the bottom of a pool.

This 14-year-old boy is Gerrit Blank, and he is probably smiling because he survived a 30,000 mph meteorite hit. His tale—confirmed by scientists at Germany’s Walter Hohmann Observatory—seems like the genesis of a superhero:

At first I just saw a large ball of light, and then I suddenly felt a pain in my hand. Then a split second after that there was an enormous bang like a crash of thunder. The noise that came after the flash of light was so loud that my ears were ringing for hours afterwards. When it hit me it knocked me flying and then was still going fast enough to bury itself into the road.

PAO employee Jezibel Schwartz recently got married! First we want to congratulate her, and second we want to exploit her creativity in having the most.. ________ wedding you’ve ever seen. Yeah, you fill in the blank! It was and forever will be, a Star Wars Wedding!

She is a Mormon, and a muffin licker – which has caused a huge stir on Twitter. To be honest, PAO does not take a stand on either team regarding muffin licking – we like the idea, would like to see more, but we won’t get political here. The Mormon thing came out as a calendar image in an infamous “mormon milf” calendar that hit the Utah news like a TREX in KFC.

PAO readers are always torn in two groups. Well, four – men/women .. and star trek / star wars. Recent polls show that much of this divergence is a result of recent blockbuster hits such as Twlight, Revenge of the Fallen, Star Trek, Indiana Jones, and Police Academy.

PAO has now obtained information that pits the two franchises directly against eachother to show who will really win. It is quite startling, this reporter thinks.

Star Trekkers at your local lunch table are babbling like mad around here as a potentially viewable rocket launch closes in on PAO readers tonight. Staff astrologist Dr Chewbert says “rockets are big, and they move fast. These two factors, as well as Aries crossing into the Moon and Mars, make your chances of viewing the event circumstantial. They kind of cross eachother out. I’m watching though – my fortune for this day is strong for romance!”

Is it true? We are not sure yet. Stay tuned to find out. If it is, indeed, true, you will see something like the video below.