The Toy Tazer Is Great for Tasing Kids

WTF - The Toy Tazer Is Great for Tasing Kids

Have a rowdy bunch of kids? Why not tase them a little bit to teach 'em a lesson? The Toy Tazer is perfect because for one, they're dirt cheap
at only $3.40 and for two, it's not that harmful at only 3.6V per shot (versus 50,000 in police tasers). Let your kid know what it feels like before
he really gets tased, you know? It's only good parenting.

This is social engineering to get kids to be more accepting to the idea of tasers and police-state brutality.

The videos and media are full of police-state images mixed with sexuality which creates a cognitive dissonance.. sex is good, police-state is bad...
so your mind moves towards police-state is good as it does not like to hold two opposing ideas.

Kids are not sophisticated enough to realize that these "toys" are significantly different.

"let you're kids know what it feels like to get tazed", seriously? I mean, I should have seen this coming! We have the awesome, yet subliminally
sexual "shake weight" mechanism designed for women and now men that has become so popular, what other way could we have chosen to degrade
each other?

This is social engineering to get kids to be more accepting to the idea of tasers and police-state brutality.

The videos and media are full of police-state images mixed with sexuality which creates a cognitive dissonance.. sex is good, police-state is bad...
so your mind moves towards police-state is good as it does not like to hold two opposing ideas.

Kids are not sophisticated enough to realize that these "toys" are significantly different.

It is a real product. That Gizmodo would suggest using it on kids is not in the least bit humorous. Maybe you have never had to deal with abuse and do
not realize the horrible and horrendous mental and physical effects of abuse upon people throughout society.

If we carried on all crazy mum would have us kids washing windows. One inside and one outside, washing the same window. You’d squirt each other with
the Windex and then try and rub out each other’s face.
It wouldn’t take long and we would soon be laughing and playing happily together again.

If we carried on all crazy mum would have us kids washing windows. One inside and one outside, washing the same window. You’d squirt each other with
the Windex and then try and rub out each other’s face.
It wouldn’t take long and we would soon be laughing and playing happily together again.

Mum was pretty clever that way

This is probably one of the best examples of inherent human wisdom that I have ever seen. Bravo for your Mother.

god, the only way it could be better is to have a sarah palin "action figure" administering the shocks as she chastises and berates me for being a
'bad republican' and telling me to "show me your hiney so mommy sarah can give you a punishment."

Guys 'n gals, dewad your panties please. This is a joke, it's Gizmodo we're talking about here. I've been a Giz reader for well over five years
and they do not condone child abuse. This "toy tazer" is one of those "shock gags", like the lighters that give you a shock when you try to use
'em. It's meant for adults.

Gizmodo was only being sarcastic as they have been numerous times before.

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