Wednesday, 07 March 2018

Do we start calling Ted Cruz "Alpho" now?

His opponent is definitely Beto, so...

Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki.

Really, what Beta or Gamma wants to vote for an Alpha? They're so obnoxiously smart, and say things that make people uncomfortable. Stick with the ones you'd want to have a beer with, that's what I say.