Prefect man is perfect! Holeeeee Bajeebus! And blessings unto Bajeebus that King Hank is a goalie and he keeps all that handsome on lockdown behind a giant mask. Seriously, as much as I love ridonk handsome hockey menz, they make me so NERVOUS. There is not enough time in the day for all the “NOT THE FACE” prayer circles. DAN GIRARDI DOESN’T EVEN WEAR A VISOR.

Speaking of Dan Girardi, it would be criminal not to make him a future Foxy Friday. HBO has made it impossible to hate on them. IMPOSSIBLE. (Disclaimer: prior to 24/7, they weren’t even on my radar. All I knew is that they had a Staal. Blame my west-coastness). As you say, there is a disproportional amount of foxy on this team. Even Hawks beat reporter Tracy Myers, who is always a total pro and not a puck bunny in disguise (*cough why is Alyonka a thing cough*), allowed herself to fangirl Lundqvist at the ASG. And even men fangirl the NYR! To quote my straight, male co-worker: “Henrik Lundqvist could be a model! Dan Girardi? CRAZY CHISELED FACE.”

DITTO and WORD to everything you just said. It was exactly what I was thinking. As a Sharks fan, I cannot believe I’m now both a Rangers and a Lundqvist fangirl. But it is impossible to resist their tractorbeam….

He’s not even trying! The face/hair/smile/dimples/talent/suits just happen, like when planets align to shift the magnetic poles and plunge the Earth into a darkness that extinguishes the light that is Sweden from our lives.

When Daniel Craig hangs up the double-ohs, I’m voting Lundqvist for James Bond.

The Rangers really are the prettiest team in the NHL. Lundqvist, Boyle, Callahan, Hagelin have already graced Foxy Friday. Girardi and Del Zotto should be on the list for Future Foxy Fridays. But the one who really needs to be a Future Foxy Friday is Stu Bickel. It is unfortunate that Stu wasn’t seen much on 24/7, or ya’ll would be on the band wagon already. Bickel looks like he stepped out of an A&F ad and on to the ice. I got to meet him after the game last night and I have not been that fan girl over a player since I met Lundqvist. And the cutest thing was when he dropped his 6’4″ frame down to his knee to take a picture with a young fan. Bickel left an ocean of fan girl puddles in his wake.

True story. First thought to pop into my mind once I heard the Rangers would be on 24/7 was ‘oh, good, Alexander Skarsgard can take a break from being the hot swede on HBO.’ Seriously, what is in the water in that country?