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MYSQL & BIG DATA NINJAZeetogroup

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Zeeto Media is looking for a MySQL genius to join our team. One of our projects gains many GB of data every day with around 50,000 user registrations a day. We need someone who can come in and write efficient ad-hoc queries and give insights to other departments in the company about related data.

A little something, something about us: We?re a small bunch of tech junkies who had a lot of creative ideas -- too many, in fact. With these ideas, we?ve developed various products until we saw revenue stream in. Starting our first web app about two years ago, with only 3 of us, we?ve created multiple applications and have gained millions of users (one of our apps having 3.7 million facebook likes). We now employ about 43 other people (who?s counting anyway?), and are always looking to expand the family.

Veni, Vidi, Vici! (What you've overcome, seen, and conquered):
-Optimized, performance tuned, and have troubleshot MySQL and everything related to.
-Can figure out a query to solve just about any problem you are asked to (obviously if you have the data).
-Are an index master (goes alongside first point).
-Never has said, ?No?.

Example tasks:
-John Doe asks, ?Hey, how much revenue did we make from Facebook traffic source with the campaign name Dog??
-Take the above question now get all mobile traffic vs desktop.
-?Can you give me a CSV of all the Facebook campaigns.?
-?What type of person makes us the most money??

- Note: we do have a BI team who you will most likely work with.. but mainly, you?ll work directly with our media department -

Optional, but definitely helpful:
Know MongoDB (our main production database).
Are familiar with Pentaho (our mongo data gets written to our MySQL data warehouse from this).
Have worked with high traffic web applications.
Are familiar with any scripting language (We primarily use PHP).
Have contributed to an OSS project or created an OSS project yourself.
Ping-pong and/or foosball skills.
Like company yacht parties (or similar) for every million facebook fans we get... ?Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat!?
Enjoy having a private company chef and lunches every day.. and unlimited coffee.. and snacks.. and like perfect San Diego weather.. and want to work in Downtown San Diego!