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Monday, April 23, 2012

A Trail of Kisses

Every once in a while, I like to use chocolate in a romantic
act. It could have something to do with my wife and I both being chocoholics.
Then again, it could have something to do with her really craving chocolate
when she was going through menopause. Whatever the reason, chocolate has long
been an important part of our marriage.

I imagine that we’re not alone in this; at least the evidence
seems to point that way. On Valentine’s Day, chocolate is one of the classic
gifts. When a man is looking for a way to make up to his wife for some slight,
chocolate is right there at the top of the list. Interestingly enough, the most
popular post of all time on this blog is about chocolate as well. So, I’d have
to say that there are a lot of couples out there who are as almost as much
chocoholics as we are.

There’s something about Hershey’s Kisses which speak romance
to me. Now, we really like the high dollar, fancy chocolate truffles; but they
just don’t have that same name. C’mon, what could be more romantic than
kissing? I think the Hershey family was up to something when they came up with that
name. Who knows, maybe they created them to be romantic.

Hershey’s has even gone a step further and come out with a
variety of different Kisses now. They’ve even got one called “Hugs.” So, you
can have your hugs and kisses both in chocolate. Since my wife and I are
partial to dark chocolate, we were really glad to see them come out with
Hershey’s Dark Chocolate Kisses. I mean, how much more romantic can you get
than that?

Okay, so what are we going to do with these wonderful,
romantic candies? How about this; buy a bag of your bride’s favorite variety or
more than one, and use them to make a trail. Wait until sometime when she’s out
of the house, to make your trail. Start from the door she’ll be coming in, and
place Kisses every four to six inches through the house. If you can find a
small basket somewhere, like a miniature Easter basket, put it next to the head
of the trail, so she’ll have something to put the Kisses in. Somewhere along
the way, leave a small wrapped gift for your wife; but don’t let the trail end
there. Have it continue to wherever you are.

Then, you can be waiting at the end of the trail, to give
your bride another type of kisses. By then, she’ll probably be ready to enjoy both
kinds.