Urban Burger on Valencia Street gets reviewed by a Denver Post blogger reviewing best burgers around the country. There are some good bits, like this,

“Would you like that with fries or salad,” she asked.

Salad? Who orders a big burger coated with an calorie count rivaling my SAT score – and then makes themselves feel like they’re doing their body a favor by having the side salad? It’s like drinking a Diet Pepsi with meth.