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November 12, 2006 — Koptalk Outsider

Compared to the idiocy of a so-called Liverpool site (Koptalk) taking money – knowingly – from adverts for The S*n, this post will probably come across as quite trivial. It’s just a few snippets of recent days at Koptalk that I’ve been gathering.

Starting off we’ve got one of those brilliant unintended comedy moments that Duncan Oldham provides us with. Earlier this week someone who works for the Mirror mistakenly reported that Liverpool ‘keeper Jose Reina had only months left to run on his contract. Clearly a huge mistake from a journalist who’d heard half a story and tried to guess how to fill in the gaps. Liverpool’s reserve ‘keeper Jerzy Dudek is out of contract at the end of the season, and this is where the confusion came from.

The reason that we had some comedy on the back of this journalist’s error is because Duncan Oldham doesn’t know as much as he’d like to claim about LFC. Rather than admit he doesn’t know, he’s got to disguise this. But it was killing him not knowing if Reina was about to be let go. So, he dusted off one of his aliases, “NJRED”. This particular alias was the one Oldham used when posting links to football streams or clips of goals. It was the alias he used in his pathetic and funny attempts at pretending that he wasn’t actively posting the links to those breaches of copyright. We saw right through it, and after a brief time using the alias “Mohan” to post links to the streams he started using his own name. He’s not got any links on to today’s match by the way.

So here, pretending to be “NJRED”, is Dunk asking his members to tell him what they pay him to tell them…

When is he contracted to because in the papers today it says he can leave on a free at the end of the season!!! Surely that cannot be right???
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RAFA Benitez is looking to his old club Valencia for a goalkeeper to replace Jose Reina – which should be good news for Charlton boss Iain Dowie.

Scott Carson, on loan from Anfield to The Valley, has been in stunning form recently, and the Addicks’ hopes would be dealt a serious blow if he was recalled to Liverpool.

But with the Reds’ first-choice keeper Reina out of contract in June, Benitez is targeting Valencia’s French 23-year-old reserve goalkeeper Ludovic Butelle, who he brought to Spain from Metz two years ago.

Never mind Dunk – some of your members don’t see through you. Not many, but some.
I wonder if Steve’s started to see through you yet? Why are you still using his login id? Like here, with what I am guessing is an attempt at pretending that you’ve had a call off some contact or other at Melwood…

Rafa was as happy as normal when he arrived at Melwood today. He said he had no intention of leaving Liverpool.

Not conclusive i know but i thought you might like to know.

Of course that was Thursday, before Rafa explained how Chinese whispers had resulted in his agent being misquoted about Rafa’s future plans. Minor details like that don’t bother the likes of Oldham. The closest Oldham got to seeing Rafa arrive at Melwood was probably by watching Sky Sports News.

Still logged on as “ST3”, Oldham carried on with more desperate attempts to spark some debate and get some hits. All this makes him look so sad, but he’s desperately trying to get his site back…

If Liverpool FC hadn’t been born who do you think you would have supported and how would it have effected your life?

Local Reds would probably have been Blues but people from further away would have been brought up focusing on other clubs because of friends and stuff. I wonder what would have happened to you?

See what I mean by desperate? How about asking why a sad overweight waster from Scarborough dumped his love of Leeds to become a fake Red? Would it also be worth asking why he then added Spurs and Newcastle to his list of teams he supported? An open debate on that issue would get some hits.

Open debate though, as we’ve often pointed out, is not welcome on Koptalk. The few remaining members who still don’t know how they’ve been deceived by Oldham since shelling out that thirty quid are all that Dunk has left to hang on to. He’s frightened to death of them being given a chance to read this blog with an open mind. He worries a lot about what might happen should these members find out about other sites like www.est1892.co.uk or www.sixcrazyminutes.com, the latest sites to be formed by Liverpool fans wanting to talk about their club without being ripped off by the conman. In recent weeks a few people have been posting their email addresses on Koptalk, and others have found ways of circumventing Oldham’s attempts to prevent them from displaying their email addresses in their profiles. This sends a shiver down Oldham’s spine. Or it would if he had one. Time for a warning…

If you post your email address in this forum you will be spammed by our rivals who lurk here. If you need to contact another member simply call Steve on 07962 475020 and explain why. He will then make contact with that member to put you both in touch.
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Rivals? He still claims we are rivals! This blog is not here to make money out of Liverpool fans – we send traffic to other LFC sites as and when the opportunity arises, and although I may have my own preferences I don’t favour one site over another on here. Why should people who pay £30 each to join a so-called great “community” have to phone a teenager to be given permission to swap email addresses? For one reason – because Oldham is shit-scared that he’ll lose yet more members if he gives out their addresses. And the daft thing is, people have already got hold of email addresses to use to warn others about Koptalk by this method! It’s stopping nothing. And if you want to try it, there’s now a free number to get through to Dunk’s half-brother – 0800 5300 192.

Even this weekend Dunk’s scraping the barrel desperately trying to get some kind of activity on his site. How bad is this post?

How deep of a person are you? The question might even only be understood by ‘deep’ people. What say you?
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So Dunk now thinks he’s ‘deep’. My word Oldham, you do push things a little far in what you expect people to fall for. The only time we expect to see the word “deep” alongside your name is when we are discussing your preferences for how you like your Mars Bars fried. Oh and if we are talking about you being in deep shit of course.

Next he’s still promising us that new-look site. Maybe we’ll see it before Christmas. It’s a race – what comes first? The book or the new-look site? Will either of those actually happen?

We are currently building and testing our new website. Basically this is an upgrade of the existing site as you see it now. There will be minor changes in appearance once the work is complete but there will be more content that you should find useful.

We are applying pressure on the people who are doing the work to have it completed as quickly as possible.

Hopefully there won’t be much disruption. You should not need to re-register or change any of your log-in details when the upgrade is performed.

We will update you when we are ready to perform the upgrade. Hopefully it will be before this month is out.

Please monitor the site news forum on this site for regular updates. Click on MAIN INDEX above and scroll to the bottom of the site to locate that section.

Thanks for your continued support

Finally, Dunk’s been keeping an eye on goings on at Manchester United and Leeds. One club is what he pretended to have called himself for charity for a while (even though he never once showed anyone the actual paperwork confirming the change of name). The other is his first team supported. There’s also a mention of Cardiff, the city where he claims to have bumped into loads of Koptalkers in August, despite failing to show us a single photo of one, or to have even a short conversation on Koptalk with any Koptalkers about how they met up…

I think a loan move there for him would help his return. They’re a huge club and the fans would love him.

Leeds should go in for him

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Perhaps Leeds would be a good home for Duncan Oldham too. Thanks to recent visits here by Newcastle fans there’s no chance of Oldham getting away with a Newcastle United site, he’ll not fare much better in resurrecting his Spurs site and he never got round to starting his Nottingham Forest site. It’s a shame that Leeds fans would have to endure Oldham after surviving Peter Risdale and having Ken Bates on their case now, but as long as he’s leaving Liverpool alone, most of us would be happy. Maybe another team who wear all-white would be better for him – if you recall one of his many fantasies in the summer, he’s been learning Spanish since Rafa joined Liverpool FC!

Fatboy’s address is floating around a lot of LFC sites at the moment and some Reds fans are planning a visit to the K*ptalk HQ. Looks like a few Newcastle fans are willing to join in the little ‘visit’too.

Liverpool play at Boro’ next weekend don’t they, Is that far from Wallsend?

I dont really think duffing him up is a very constructive way of getting shut of Dunc, he revels in being the hard-done-to renegade and you could imagine him making capital from a “mindless violent attack by Liverpool Hooligans on a simple fan-site owner”. Note my quotes are to signify how such an event would be portrayed.

MAX:
“But what about all the members who are leaving favourable feedback on Koptalk. Surely they wouldn’t make something like that up!”
If you look back in the blog you will see the long list of false pseudonyms Oldham and his family use to post on his site. Yes he and they do make it up!
You will also see statements from LFC that he has never had access to anyone at the club – so he makes all that up, too.
That’s not to say that a few of the comments are not genuine. One of our points is that he entraps the gullible with lies and for a time at least they defend his site as a way of defending their mistake in falling for his con and giving him money.
Most of them leave eventually. Hundreds of his members – more than 85% have left since the summer – and huge numbers of people who used to lurk no longer do.
He boasts that every three years there is massive exodus. He relies on LFC popularity to bring more unaware to the net where he can entrap them.
He has less traffic than this blog and substantially less than the most popular LFC sites. His is close to the bottom. His main source of traffic is News Now. He got unto that service originally by paying them a special fee to give priority to his site over others. NN take his automatic feeds to stories he steals from other sites and stories to which he attaches false and misleading headlines or stories which are no more than his ignorant meanderings.Some of us believe we know how he continues to use a software program to manipulate the hits on his stories on News Now.