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1. The coagulated substance clinging to the bristly groin of a female who has done without washing or hygene for at least a few menstrual cycles. An inch or two layer of sour cervical tissue creating a plug of greasy steaming filth in and around the entrance to ones stench trench. Often resembling a brownish green scab with black wire protruding from it in appearance, but harbouring the acrid smell of hot cheese and rotting prawn cocktail.

Most well known for the permanent dark stain it leaves on anything unfortunate enough to come into contact with its hot moist surface.

A clemin is the generic insult when you don't have an insult. Originally on the television show Family Guy, described as Americas hottest new swearword, but a proper definition was never given on the episode itself.

Often used by idiots and other people who can't form a proper insult. However if used well it can become quite humorous.

In essence it is an ambiguous swear word that is hard to define with a singular definition.

Bob: Hey Tim, I heard that your a dirty homo!
Tim: I am not, I quite like girls.
Bob: Well how come you've never had a girlfriend, and seem to not react to hot girls?
Tim: .... Shutup you.... clemin.
Bob: Oh very good you dirty little retard.