Mr Salkeld sir !
Jeesus, worried for me fiver now ! 0-0 with Hull !!
Wow !!! Premiership winning form that !!
Mr Baldwin sir !!
Forget the title, 0-0 with Hull, Gotta be Spurs !!
And Mr Woods and Mr jd. Gentlemen, don't even think about a top four place with
Harry's supershite , er, sorry white, army on the march !!

Then it's Trooper this, an Trooper that
And Trooper how's yer soul?
But it's "Hawks are bloody 'ero's"
When the tanks began to roll!