Woman drops pants, attacks at burger joint

WASHINGTON– An apparently enraged woman walked into a local burger joint in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood called “Broadway Dick’s Drive-in,” assaulted the employees there, and then dropped her pants.

Seattle police did not identify the woman, but told reporters that she became belligerent when told by the manager to leave, hurling condiments and a charity box at the staff behind the counter. If this wasn’t expressive enough, she pulled down her pants and began performing a “lewd act in front of Dick’s” said police.

She’s been arrested and booked for harassment and assault. She apparently caused $75 worth of damage during her explicit tirade. Sorry, no photos are available.