My God, It's Full Of Booger Sugar: 15 Signs That NASA Had A Cocaine Problem

"A small amount of cocaine was found in a restricted area of the processing hangar for the shuttle Discovery, NASA said in a statement... the cocaine was found this week in a small bag on the floor near a bathroom in the restricted area." - CNN.com, "NASA finds cocaine in shuttle hangar", 1/15/2010

Suspicious number of recent Space Shuttle flights to Bolivia.

Mission Control keeps going to the toilet as a group.

Where do you think the nickname "Buzz" came from?

Space station radio transcripts include two straight hours of chatter about how beautiful everybody is, followed by three hours about how the Space Shuttle could totally kick Jupiter's ass.

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