Protocols of the Elders of Zion

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

At least 100 years ago, when chicks all wore frills and head to toe clothing (despite all being whores), a discovery was made that the Jews would learn to regret.

A pamphlet which basically detailed the evil Jew plan to achieve World Domination.
Most of the anti-Semitism in the world can probably be traced back to this one document.
Now, they won't teach you about it in school, and some professors will tell you that its all a lie.
HOWEVER that is just a Jew conspiracy. Its only in the dark alleyways of the internet where you will find the REAL truth. Don't go looking it up in Wikipedia, because they've already been infiltrated by the The Wikipedia Jews.

Also, it has probably been translated into more languages than the Bible. Just saying.

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Authenticity

Over the years, Jews have tried to discredit this pamphlet and pass it off as made up. However, it has been proven time and time again that the Protocols are unadulterated truth.
If Hitler believed it, then why shouldn't you?

Why would it be fake? You don't need fake reasons to hate kikes. As the heroic Mel Gibson once said, "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." and Mel Gibson, like Hitler, is famous. Therefore, he can't be insane.

How to achieve world domination

The Protocols are organized into (duh) Protocols. Each of these outline a separate prong of the Jewish world domination plan. To save you the trouble of reading them, we have summarized them here, FOR YOU!

Protocol

Theme

1

Invent alcohol, annihilation of the privileges of the non-Jewish aristocracy.