Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s Pretty Next Level

Are we going to have to deal with a whole new phase of obnoxiousness from Miley Cyrus now that her split from Liam Hemsworth has been made public? Ugh, PROBABLY. Her latest dose of insufferability comes in the form of an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, in which she claims that she’s doing things that are “so epic” because she’s on a “whole other level of shit”. Well, you’re on a whole bunch of shit, that’s about right – weed, molly, whatever else you can stuff into your gob to seem ~edgy~… but there is zero epic about anything she’s doing, unless you’re referring to the overused Internet-ism “epic fail”. That one applies!

Take it away, Miley…

“I feel like every girl is trying to have a beauty shot and prove that they’re ‘fashion.’ But I can be in white leggings and a white sports bra and I’m on a whole other level of shit that those girls don’t even get yet because they don’t know how to do it.”

To that end, she’s put acting on the back burner for now. “I don’t really care to do anything acting-wise,” she says. “I want to make all of my music videos so epic that it feels like I’m still involved with acting.”

Ugh, make it stop. How can a person be so clueless as to the reality of herself? I mean… really. What the hell? I just… there’s nothing left to say about her. Also, what is that pic? She looks like a kid dressed up in her mother’s clothing. Did someone think that was high fashion?

She’s having delusions of grandeur for no apparent reason. I wasn’t actually concerned about her mental health until I read what she said. At best, she’s incredibly shallow, narcissistic and a touch aspberger’s. Worst case? She’ll have a massive psychotic breakdown. After all, she worked for Disney just like Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes. There’s a Disney Curse, you know?! It’s worse than the Kennedy Curse!

Poor Lindsay doesn’t know how awful and crude she looks. I think she is trying to be the new Madonna……but she is too immature, not sexy or talented enough to be the next music Icon. Come on Hannah Montana! You are a yucky, gross, little girl when you try to nasty it up!