Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

I believe that the same article (or another similar one) spoke of (to me) a far more worrying development. Men following the “Mike Pence rule”: Never be alone with a woman; and do not attend gatherings with women where alcohol is served — either without one’s spouse (or at all).

Speaking of better communication on the subway, I’d like to take this
post as an occasion to thank the car full of commuters who yelled and
waved their hands enthusiastically last week to make sure I knew not to
sit down in some weird brown liquid that had amassed on one of the
seats. And though I ultimately did…