By Emma Gray
If you haven't heard of Thanksgivingukkah yet, the Internet has failed you. For the only time in 70,000 years, Thanksgiving and the first day of Hannukkah coincide, creating a glorious, new, hybrid holiday that rivals Seth Cohen's Chrismukkah.
Thanksgivingukkah is bound to be a time of pure joy. There will be insanely delicious food (see here and here for proof), menorahs will mingl...