This is science fact. We've confirmed he has exactly two small pebbles rattling around in there. NOT marbles. The report that he has lost his marbles is FAKE NEWS. He never had marbles to begin with, only a small deposit of pea gravel.

You need to find a wife who will take care of you. You'll get owned and might end up living your life cowering in fear like a little naughty neko who got caught red-handed, but that's better than ending up at a dead end 20 miles later.