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DRUNK HULK MOST SEXIEST PEOPLES OF 2011!

ONCE AGAIN DRUNK HULK NO MAKE MOST SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! DESPITE USE SHAKE WEIGHT EVERY MONTH!

INSTEAD OF FALL INTO DEPRESSION LIKE EVERY YEAR! DRUNK HULK DECIDE TO CHOOSE OWN MOST SEXIEST PEOPLES ALIVE FOR 2011! BELOW YOU FIND THREE MOST SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! AND THREE MOST SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE! AS DETERMINE BY DRUNK HULK STRICT SCIENTIFIC METHOD!

MOST SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!

1. NEIL GAIMAN!

NEIL GAIMAN MOST SEXY MAN IN WORLD! HE DO EVERYTHING! HE WRITE! SING! DIRECT! TRAVEL! KEEP BEE! EXPERT ON LOST ART OF DURAN DURAN! AND CAN DESTROY ANY WEBSITE IN ALL WORLD JUST BY THINK OF IT! HE ROCK STAR! LIKE HUNTER S. THOMPSON! ONLY WITHOUT ALCOHOL! DRUG! ANGER! PARANOIA! BITTER IRONY! GUN! CRIPPLING LONELINESS! AND IF THOMPSON LIKE UNICORN AND TIME LORD! IF DRUNK HULK BREAST BIGGER! MORE FIRM! SYMMETRICAL! DRUNK HULK HAVE GAIMAN AUTOGRAPH THEM!

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2. ANTHONY BOURDAIN!

WHEN DRUNK HULK GO AROUND EAT AND DRINK EVERYWHERE! DRUNK HULK GET SLEEPY AND WANT GO HOME! BUT NO ANTHONY BOURDAIN! BOURDAIN LIKE UNSTOPPABLE EATING ROBOT SENT FROM FUTURE! “IS YOU NAME SARAH CONNOR? GOOD! YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?” AND MORE HE EAT AND DRINK! MORE SEXY BOURDAIN BECOME! HE LIKE DORIAN GRAY! EXCEPT PICTURE BOURDAIN HIDE AWAY SHOW HIM AS NO HEALTHY AND OVERWEIGHT IN NEED OF RICHARD SIMMONS TO JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND TREE!

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3. JOHN HODGMAN!

JOHN HODGMAN APPEAR EVERYWHERE! HE ON DAILY SHOW! NPR! BOOKS! PODCAST! BORE TO DEATH! WIRED! PARIS REVIEW! DRUNK HULK STARE AT DONUT THIS MORNING! AND SWEAR HODGMAN FACE ON IT! BUT IT NO ACTUAL HIM! IT EITHER WILLEM DAFOE OR JIM CAVIEZEL! HODGMAN IS SEXY JOHN MUNCH OF EVERYTHING! PLUS HE SMART AND FUNNY! SO HE SEXY!

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MOST SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!

1. MINDY KALING!

MINDY KALING IS SECRET WEAPON ON OFFICE! SHE DO EVERYTHING! PRODUCE! DIRECT! ACT! AND SHE WRITE! AND WHETHER SHE WRITE TV SHOW OR BOOK! KALING ALWAY FUNNY AND SEXY! DRUNK HULK LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE REAL! AND SHE MAKE DRUNK HULK LAUGH! DRUNK HULK TOTALLY BE HER MORK TO HER MINDY! THEN DRUNK HULK WALK ON BEACH AND DRINK PINA COLADA WITH HER!

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2. FELICIA DAY!

DRUNK HULK LIKE FELICIA DAY! SHE NO ONLY ACT AND WRITE! BUT SHE CREATE GUILD! CLEARLY SHE ON TO SOMETHING! DRUNK HULK ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO DO THING THEY WAY! AND DAY ONE THEM! SHE TOTALLY GET DRUNK HULK RESPECT! WHICH WHY SHE MAKE DRUNK HULK MOST SEXIEST LIST! AND DRUNK HULK NO ONLY ONE WHO THINK SO! EVEN HARRY BELAFONTE MAKE SONG ABOUT HER!