JADE:excuse me but did you just "laugh your ass off" at me under your breathROXY: ummmROXY: yeaROXY: maybeJADE::|JADE:i fail to see what is so amusingROXY: u doROXY: seriously?JADE:.....JADE:ok i guess the situation is a little funny because of this absurd folderJADE:and the fact that i woofed at you probably didnt help eitherJADE:but im not here to share a good laugh over the old ladys sense of design or her penchant for scrapbooking!JADE:i am here to make sure that you do as youre toldROXY: ughJADE:now take the file and review your assignmentROXY: i already looked at itROXY: its dumb and impossible and i aint cooperating w her regardless!JADE:yes you willROXY: can we change the subjectJADE:noROXY: arent you jakes grandmaJADE:thats what he told me when we were pen palsJADE:but i think its more accurate to say im his alternate universe biological daughterROXY: ohROXY: that clears that up thenJADE:yes, it does :pJADE:now take the damn folderROXY: so alt grannydaughter englishROXY: whyre u part dog + evil lookinJADE:DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!!ROXY: whatJADE:my surname is harley not englishJADE:but you may refer to me as jade, or ma'am if you are feeling especially nervous and deferentialJADE:which as it turns out is the way you should be feeling about me, ALWAYS >:BROXY: LOL!!!JADE:lol WHATROXY: jade i am in no way buying that ur normally this pompous and tyrannicalROXY: the shtick rly doesnt suit you its so obviousROXY: why you doin the batterhags tacky bidding anywayROXY: she got you under an xtra terrestrial fish spell or

Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.