//During marching band field practice
Puck: ADAM! COME OVER HERE NOW!
Adam: Do you need help?
Puck: Yes!
//Adam goes to Puck
Adam: What's up?
Puck: I have a question about my drill.
Adam: Alright.
Puck: So you know pita bread, right? I was thinking that you take some nice warm fresh pita, okay? And then put some falafel AND schwarma meat on that biznitch, and then put some lettuce and onions and lots of that tahini and tabbouleh stuff. And then, you know that wax paper they have at Santucci's? Yeah. Wrap it up in one of those.
Adam: ...
Puck: Sorry. Did you have a question about my drill?

//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke
Gross: Oh my GOD.
Adam: Stunning, right?
Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though.
Adam: What?
Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man.
//Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation
Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke.
//Gross looks down her shirt
Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.

Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google?
Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain.
//one month later
Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.