@ coffeebean: That's great! I like when there are internal rhymes in the lines. I'm afraid we're scaring others away, though - I wouldn't want to do that. I hope there are afficianados out there who are enjoying this doggerel, even if they aren't participating...

In the hand of his girlfriend, Inez,A lad placed a small, plastic fez.Despite its festooneryAnd her boyfriend's buffoonery,Inez knew it simply held PEZ.

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