Josh Brolin

Rugged leading man Josh Brolin was raised on a horse ranch in California, a fact that would come to inform his persona as an actor in years to come. But when the 17 year old made his big-screen debut in 1985's The Goonies, most viewers knew him as the son of actor James Brolin. The younger Brolin didn't shy away from his Hollywood roots, and when he relocated to L.A. to pursue an acting career, he moved in with his dad while he studied the craft under the esteemed Stella Adler. He soon followed his appearance in The Goonies with a lead role in the series Private Eye, and though the show didn't last, Brolin decided to stay in TV, starring in the Western series Young Riders. The show ended its three-year run in 1992, when Brolin's marriage to Alice Adair ended as well, and Brolin seemed intent on flying under the radar for the next several years, pursuing mostly smaller, independent projects like My Brother's War and Mimic. In 2007, he caught on with a new core group of fans when he played the sinister Doc Block in Robert Rodriguez's instant cult favorite Planet Terror, one half of the Grindhouse double feature. Later that same year, however, he would be reintroduced to audiences on a much huger scale when he took the lead role in the Coen brothers' highly acclaimed No Country for Old Men. The sleeper film would become one of the biggest films of the year, winning the Oscar for Best Picture and making Brolin a household name for the first time in over a decade.Brolin next signed on to play the title role in W., Oliver Stone's satirical biopic about president George W. Bush. Buzz gathered around the project before so much as a trailer was released, praising the actor's complete transformation into what had originally seemed like a strange role for him to play. Although the buzz was that he would garner some awards for his role as the 43rd President, it turned out that a different political film from 2008 would bring him the biggest accolades of his career. His portrayal of Dan White, the man who assassinated Harvey Milk, in Gus Van Sant's Milk garnered Brolin his first Academy Award nomination, as well as a nod from the Screen Actors Guild.In 2010 he would play the title character in the adaptation of the comic book Jonah Hex, but he would find much greater success as the dastardly Tom Chaney in the Coen brothers remake of True Grit. He shares a very funny story in the 2011 documentary Woody Allen: A Documentary. In 2012 he stepped into the successful Men In Black franchise with MiB3, playing a younger version of Tommy Lee Jones's character. He next appeared in Gangster Squad, opposite Ryan Gosling, and took on the lead in the 2013 English language remake of Oldboy. Brolin joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe, playing the villainous Thanos, first in Guardians of the Galaxy and later reprising his role in other films in the MCU. In 2014, he also appeared in the Sin City sequel A Dame to Kill For and Inherent Vice. He later took a role in the disaster film, Everest, based on the real-life disaster the occurred on the mountain in 1996.

Until someone finds a way to stop 20 percent of America putting this shit up their nose, order is the best we can hope for.

Matt

By the end you will understand.

Matt

He makes a living killing.

Matt

You saw things you shouldn't have seen.

Frank Chambers

I'm here to save you, Adele.

George W. Bush

I use a condom. I'm not dumb.

George Herbert Walker Bush

What are you cut out for? Partying, chasing tail, getting drunk? Who do you think you are? A Kennedy?

Mikey

What about the loot?

Brand

What about our lives?

Mikey

How long have you guys been standing there?

Brand

Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

Mikey

What about the loot?

Brand

What about our lives?

Mikey

How long have you guys been standing there?

Brand

Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

Carla Jean Moss

(Llewelyn is pointing a gun at her) Llewelyn, what are you doin', baby?

Carla Jean Moss

Llewelyn, what are you doin', baby?

Llewelyn Moss

I'm goin' out?

Carla Jean Moss

Goin' where?

Matt Kensington

Sarah's on the warpath, so I suggest you play nice.

Sarah

This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit.

Sebastian Caine

Good morning to you, too!

Matt Kensington

How did we let him talk us into this?

Linda McKay

Can we talk about it later? I'm trying to make love to you.

Matt Kensington

Any last words?

Sebastian Caine

Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Sgt. John O'Mara

It's not paradise but it is the City of Angels

Carla Jean Moss

But for how long do we have to.. [broken off by Llewelyn]

Carla Jean Moss

But for how long do we have to.

Llewelyn Moss

Baby, at what point would you quit bothering to look for your 2 million dollars.

Llewelyn Moss

Baby, at what point would you quit bothering to look for your two million dollars.

Sgt. Jerry Wooters

What happened to him?

Sgt. John O'Mara

He resisted.

Sgt. Jerry Wooters

What happened to them?

Sgt. John O'Mara

They resisted.

John O'Mara

You lose everything, you win the war, you're a hero.
You lose everything, you lose the war, you're just a fool.

Jonah Hex

War and me took to each other real well. It felt like it had meaning. The feeling of doing what you thought was right. But it wasn't. Folks can believe what they like, but eventually a man's gotta decide if he's gonna do what's right. That choice cost me more than I bargained for.

Josh

Funny shoes! Funny face! Funny place!

Mikey

Shut up about that stuff, my dad'll fix it.

Brand

Ya sure he will, if he gets his next 400 pay checks by tomorrow afternoon

Brand

Ya sure he will, if he gets his next 400 pay checks by tomorrow afternoon.

Mikey

That's wrong, Brand! It won't happen.

Mikey

Thanks, Brand

Mikey

Thanks, Brand.

Brand

I know how ya feel wimp, I'm sure gonna miss this place, too.

Josh

This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the fuck?

John O'Mara

We're not solving a case here. We're going to war!

Bryce

It's statutory. If she presses charges, I will go to jail!

Nick

I guess a second date's out of the question, then huh?

Llewelyn Moss

If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.

Carla Jean Moss

Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.

Llewelyn Moss

Well, then I'll tell her myself.

Llewelyn Moss

You hold still.

Llewelyn Moss

Ain't nobody gonna bother her.

Carla Jean Moss

What's in the satchel?

Llewelyn Moss

It's full of money.

Carla Jean Moss

That will be the day.

Llewelyn Moss

Yeah, I'm going to bring you something, alright. I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all.
[Moss hangs up the phone]

George W. Bush

Who's in charge?

Sebastian Caine

Some breakthrough, if I were on the table right now, I'd be a steaming pile of flesh.

Matt Kensington

Don't tempt me.

Brand

I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!

Agent J

How old are you?

Young Agent K

29

Young Agent K

29.

Agent J

Huh, You've got some city miles on you.

Agent J

...What are those?

Young Agent K

Jetpacks.

Young Agent K

Did you loose something over here hondo?

Young Agent K

You lose somethin' over here, Honda?

Young Agent K

You lose somethin' over here, Hondo?

Young Agent K

You have to trust the pie.

Young Agent K

Your father was a hero..

Young Agent K

How do you know my name?

John O'Mara

We're goin' to war!

Sgt. Jerry Wooters

Who's the lucky guy?

John O'Mara

We're goin' after Mickey Cohen.

Mickey Cohen

This isn't a crime wave, it's enemy occupation.

John O'Mara

I'll need men.

J

K?

Young Agent K

How do you know my name?

Griffin

All you gotta do is jump.

Obadiah Price

All you gotta do is jump.

Jeffrey Price

All you gotta do is jump.

J

You want me to jump?!

Young Agent K

You want me to jump?!

Griffin

Time-jump.

Obadiah Price

Time-jump.

Jeffrey Price

Time-jump.

Griffin

First we gotta get high.

Jeffrey Price

First we gotta get high.

J

My man, for real?

Young Agent K

My man, for real?

Griffin

No, real HIGH

Griffin

No, real HIGH.

Jeffrey Price

No, real HIGH.

J

We're running out of time. We're running out of clues. And there's an invasion coming. So we really need to go right now.

Young Agent K

alright.

Young Agent K

Alright.

J

K?

Young Agent K

How do you know my name?

Llewelyn Moss

Ain't no lobos out here.

Brand

I'm going to punch you guys so hard when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!

Brand

I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!

Burke

Tell me whats it like to go through life with a face like that?

Burke

Tell me, what's it like to go through life with a face like that?

Jonah Hex

Lemme show ya...

Jonah Hex

Let me show you! [punches him]

Bully Turnbull Guard

What happened to your fAA... (dies by tomahawk thrown by Hex)

Bully Turnbull Guard

What happened to your face. (dies by tomahawk thrown by Hex)

Jonah Hex

I'm about out of wise-ass answers, friend.

Jonah Hex

I'm about out of wise-ass answers, friend

Carla Jean Moss

I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn.

Carla Jean Moss

I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn.

Llewelyn Moss

Well, you got a good feelin'.

Llewelyn Moss

Well I got a good feeling, so that should even out.

Dan White

Society can't exist without the family.

Harvey Milk

We're not against that.

Dan White

Can two men reproduce?

Harvey Milk

No, but God knows we keep trying.

Duster

(To Trina who won't give up the diamonds): You already have all you need

Duster

[to Trina who won't give up the diamonds] You already have all you need.

Anton Chigurh

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.

Gas Station Proprietor

Sir?

Anton Chigurh

The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.

Gas Station Proprietor

I don't know. I couldn't say.

Anton Chigurh

[Chigurh flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]

Anton Chigurh

Call it.

Gas Station Proprietor

Call it?

Anton Chigurh

Yes.

Gas Station Proprietor

For what?

Anton Chigurh

Just call it.

Gas Station Proprietor

Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.

Anton Chigurh

You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.

Gas Station Proprietor

I didn't put nothin' up.

Anton Chigurh

Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?

Gas Station Proprietor

No.

Anton Chigurh

1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And now you have to say. Call it.

Llewelyn Moss

Look, I need to know what I stand to win.

Anton Chigurh

Everything.

Gas Station Proprietor

How's that?

Anton Chigurh

You stand to win everything. Call it.

Gas Station Proprietor

Alright. Heads then.

Anton Chigurh

[removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]

Anton Chigurh

Well done.

Gas Station Proprietor

[nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he's apparently won while Chigurh starts out]