Become "That Dude Awkwardly Drinking a Beer While Some Chick Gets Railed in the Pooper Hole" Tonight at Iron & Gold!

Have you ever wanted to be a porn extra? Of course you have! And tonight's your chance, as kink.com takes over La Lengua's Iron & Gold to film a “movie.” They promise free food and drinks that'll likely be covered in frothy santorum residue, plus a lifetime of trauma.