North Dakota Woman Refusing to Give Obese Children Candy Is Clearly Going as “The Worst” for Halloween

Halloween is tomorrow so there’s not much time left to imagine and execute a labor-intensive costume idea. That is why we are not surprised that one North Dakota woman has “gone conceptual” and is dressing up as The Worst.

What does being The Worst for Halloween entail? This, exactly this, and nothing else: “A Fargo, N.D., woman says she will give trick-or-treaters that she deems ‘moderately obese’ a letter instead of candy this Halloween,” USA Todayreports. Clever, right?

Being The Worst for Halloween is inexpensive and easy to do: there’s only one prop required, and it’s the aforementioned letter. It reads: “You child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season. My hope is that you will step up as a parent and ration candy this Halloween and not allow your child to continue these unhealthy eating habits.”

Children who receive these letters should identify the North Dakota woman’s costume—“Oh, I get it, you’re The Worst, right?”—before tearing up the letter and eating it in front of her.