Graveball is a perfect example of wasted efforts, and it makes me feel bad. The game is no good, but maybe it could have been better if so much time wasn’t spent on a multiplayer mode no one would ever use. It is also never a good sign when the freakin’ Tutorial is more fun than your actual game.

Graveball is basically an “alternative sports” game, where the goal is to put the Graveball in your opponent’s zone for more than two seconds. There’s a smattering of influences from football, soccer, basketball, and hockey, I suppose. There is also an “arena brawler” aspect where you kill your opponents and if you wipe out the team that’s also another way to score. For some reason, there’s a loading screen after each score which destroys the continuity of gameplay.

There’s not much point in really trashing the game. Simply put, it’s bad. It looks ugly and plays like mashed potatoes. I suppose it works when you play it, but the gameplay isn’t engaging and there’s only one game mode. You can play with bots, and probably local multiplayer if you happen to be into BDSM and coax your gimp into playing it with you.

There’s an online multiplayer mode. You can make custom games, or click “Quick Play” to get instantly matched up with people. Actually, scratch that “instant” part. My Quick Play timer is now at 15 minutes and it will never stop counting because nobody is playing this game.

There are customization options for your Goblin character, including masks, hair styles, weapons, and taunts. You get 25 “Ball Bucks” for losing a game against bots, and 50 if you win. The prices for new items are astronomical, considering the rate you earn this currency. Additionally, if you want to unlock another style, it is randomly unlocked from the available list (you can’t even choose), so if you want that Evil Bunny mask you’re probably going to never get it if you don’t get lucky with the first couple “free” rolls you get with the starting balance and shortly before uninstalling.