It’s Friday, kind of a slow day, so I decided to lift this from the vaults for no other reason than life is short, and we should all — young, old, male, female, gay, straight, human, walrus, midget, patriot — spend more time watching naked women frolic on couches looking bored. That’s just science, people.

Beware of Aisle 9. Lost In a Supermarket are trained amateurs — do not try this at home.
"Borrowing" images on the Interweb is so easy, but we do not recommend you do this for commercial gain. We don't.