The Brungarians tell their children to behave or “The Clown Beneath Your Bed” will get them.
Sometimes, at night, when all is quiet, you can lay in bed and hear the soft strains of a slightly out of tune calliope coming from beneath you. The rustle of cloth, followed by a quiet, barely heard “beep” of a rubber nose…
But don’t try to step from your bed, or you may feel the iron grip of a dirty, white gloved hand on your ankle…