Morning Minute: What Gabriel Aubry Learned from his Fight

A new study shows that women can tell if a man is cheating just by looking at him. And fellows if you’re with your lady right now you can look her right in the eye, or you can look away, or you can smile, or you can look serious, it doesn’t matter what you do. Because to her you look suspicious right now.

Researchers in France have found that French men are producing less sperm than they did 20 years ago. Numbers show that their counts have decreased by a whopping 32%. According to one Frenchman, “Ha-ha, ma wee-wee emcashews produce lepetite drip-drip.”