Is Nepal a bitch or some dude or some shit like that? Who this nigga think he is yo?

No one tell me nuthin yo.

U be thinking I ain’t nuthing but some chumpass figure head b all up here because some bullshit lines we be running all this time about the Kim family bloodline an shit the way my niggaz be leaving me all outta shit.

(Also, I wanna give MAD PROPS to my CHOSONIGGAZ from Unit 387o of the K to tha P to tha muthafuckin hella A yall for some of thetastiest muthafucking bean pastethe J-UNIT be tasting in years yall. That some tasty shit right there for realz. And Jong Nam you fat ass chumpty — how often the newspapers be reporting on you be eating some beanpaste yo? NEVER that be how often and you know why? Cos you a nobody Jong Nam you just a big punk ass nobody and nobody gonna buy that bullshit book you published either so you can kiss tha J-UNITz ass yo.)

So I just wanna be clearing that shit right there up for all yall because sometime the chumps they be sending with me to report on these inspection thangs they be making me do all the time be getting they facts fucked up and reporting tha lies of the white devils yall. Check it:

Nah but it weren’t like that at all and while I got mad love and full props to my nigz all be up in that unit keeping us safe from tha Jewz or whatever the fuck they be doing you ain’t gonna see me all tear up like some pussy ass.

YOU COME ALONG ALL AFTER I BE ON THE COVER OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD AND THINK OH I KNOW I PRETEND TO BE KIM JONG UN. I MAKE HIM SEEM LIKE SOME FOOL ASS FOOL. WELL YOU DA FOOL YOU PUSSY ASS WANNABE YOU DA FOOL.

COS NIGGA YOU JUST A SAD ASS LOSER TO THA BRILLIANT COMRADE. I JUST LAUGHIN AT U BECAUSE IT DONT MATTER TO THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING U HOW MANY FOLLWERS YOU BE GETTING.

DON’T THINK THA J-UNIT DON’T BE HEARING ALL THA SHIT ALL YALL H8RZ BE H8N ON MY YO. CHECK IT JUST COS WE BE HAVING 28.8k INTERNET UP IN THIS DEMOKRATIC PEEPLES MUTHAFUCKA DON’T BE THINKING I AIN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO ALL YALL. 28.8 MAKES IT HARD TO STYLE ON FOOS IN STARCRAFT BUT I CAN SEE WHAT YOU FAKE ASS NEWSPAPERS BE SAYING ABOUT ME.

ESPECIALLY YOU EVAN RAMSTAD YOU CHUMP.

FOR REAL. SOME CHUMP ASS H8R BE SAYING I BE ALL LOOKING LIKE THA PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY. I BET HE SOME LOSER ASS AMERICAN CHUMP BE ALL EATING CHEESE OUT OF A SPRAY CAN AND SEEING UFOS AND SHIT. NO WONDER WE KICKED YOU ASSES IN THE GREAT PEOPLES WAR.

I MEAN WHO YOU FUCKING KIDDING AMIRITE? THIS LILY WHITE ASS NIGGA BE ALL WHITE AND SHIT. WHAT HE GOT TO DO WIT THA ORIGINAL BLAK AZIATIK MAN YO? YOU H8RZ JUST BE BLIND WITH H8 IS WHAT IT SEEMS TO ME.