Friday, February 18, 2011

Incompetency: A Must For Those Crazy Four-Way Stops

This may or may not be my last post for a while. I'm heading to taiwan, then new hampshire, then patagonia and i'll probably be pretty busy. However, if there are any of you out there who would like to be a guest writer, i'd love to post your negative thoughts. A couple rules.

1. must be negative.

2. must insult one race.

3. must offend at least 3 people.

4. if you use numbers in your post, make them odd.

5. can be anonymous if you want, but being anonymous makes you a wiener.

6. shoot me an email and we'll talk about it. . . or not. i don't care either way. It's just a nice way to relieve negative energy.

Anyway, i'm writing this really late because i would like to stay up all night so i can sleep on the plane tomorrow, but we'll see what happens. I don't sleep on planes very well, and i don't write very well, and i especially don't write very well when i'm sleepy.

Ok, what is it about humans, and their inability to cope with change. I mean, obama is just trying to change everything and people can't cope with it. They can't function. it's crazy. Also, why is it even worse when the change occurs to a human while he/she is behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.

So, i was driving to work today and one intersection wasn't working so it was just flashing red, which, to any moderately intelligent person means it's a four-way stop, but for some reason, people just couldn't comprehend this. They would drive up to the intersection and immediately become mentally handicap. Nobody knew what to do. Some people just waited, others didn't even stop. I'd say the majority waited. One guy was chatting on his phone and almost hit someone then stopped in the middle of the intersection, raised his arms as if to say "what's going on" and just waited. I wanted to just hit him, and i would have if i had a crappy car, and didn't care about consequences.

Anyway, If you ever approach a light and this is the case, obey the law (stop) but then just immediately go even if you weren't there first. People will applaud your confidence and gesture at you to increase your speed, but don't worry about them, they're just psyched that somebody unlocked the enigma known as a four-way stop.

Sorry this is short that's what she said. Hopefully i'll be able to write, but who knows. . . . . actually i don't care either way.