CJ just woke up outside a hospital. The first thing that happens is a man with light colored shirt and grey hair say something about how CJ stinks. What happens then is I give a negative replay and CJ replies something moderately rude. The man gets angry and says "You have forced me into action". I just laugh and do nothing, CJ have every health stat on max, plus 100% fat, so the hits aren't hurting much. The next thing he says, is "Violence is last resort". It took him a few minutes to waste CJ, but it was fun so I let him do it.

Next time CJ wakes up, two more people complain about how he smells. I used to think the insults were random, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe CJ stinks if he doesn't change often enough?

Screen message when failing mission: "Ryder is history." Taxi driver when fighting: "Incredibly crazy!" I guess it's the way he yells it that makes me laugh.Taxi driver when someone bump into his car: "AAAAAGH!!"

The taxi drivers are the funniest. But the firemen are funny too, simply because they are hot-tempered and still they never say nothing.