Friday, March 22, 2013

True words, Paris

I never thought I would say this but when I saw this quote from P. Hilton it all clicked. I'm so onto my husband.

Grocery shopping:

Me: What is this? I meant normal cows milk when I said milk.

Bedtime:

Me: I didn't know that you didn't know that they need to wear pajamas.

Dishes:

Me: Um, they are still dirty because when you put that cookie sheet in the water thing can't spin around.

Bills:

Me: Did you change our password again? The lady at Chase is asking me what your favorite food is and I don't know if you said seafood or if you tried to throw off all the hackers again with something like "chinese"

Laundry:

Me: Rags in with the towels?

Just kidding he's never done laundry.

I could never employ this method of avoidance because my self esteem is too wrapped up in my ability to do stupid stuff around the house. But I respect it.

1 comment:

This is too funny. My Ron is easily guilty of this move as well. Were it not for Amex, I would have to organize everything. The best part is that he has OCD almost on par with mine, but isn't willing to do any of the work.