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"Where ya from?"
"The Urals!"
"The Urals? Do ya know the Fedayavich's?"
"Why sure, Natasha Jean's a good friend of mine!"
"She is?? She's my cousin!!!"
"Whatchu gonna do when you get to America?"
"I'm gonna get me a '56 Ford and put it up on blocks right in my front yard!"
"Hey you! Get offa that fuzzy duffle bag!"
"That's no duffle bag, that's my Grandma!"<hr /></blockquote>
...and so, as the sun sank slowly into the west, their ship entered New York harbor.

A sharp-eyed hillbilly lookout spotted land......CRUNCH!.....But didn't think it was important enough to mention....