Monday, February 27, 2012

Some Turban-ulance Expected

There's something rather fabulous about turbans isn't there?I don't know, they make me want to cover my body in faraway galaxies and leather.And beads. And stuff.

I was a turban virgin prior to my brave outing in torrential rain.I feel a turban collection coming on.The popping of the turban cherry is thanks to Number One Son's beautiful girlfriend, Miss Danni-Long-Legs, who sent The Stylist and I a jumbo package of thrifted treasures from the Melbourne op-shops.Oh Melbourne, how I adore thee! If I lived there, I would be chasing down the lovely violin-toting Miss Claire, Erica Louise and the abso-frickin hilarious, Tralala, who doesn't have a blog and really should because I just think she needs one.

I have been very naughty and neglectful of my double-bagging habits lately, resulting in bag strain of the strap-snapping variety.

Never fear, the highly offended bag has been mended lovingly with a stitch or two, a kiss and the promise to return to double-bagging.

Oh woe is modern life with it's ridiculous paraphernalia.

Do not overload delicate old bags with too much baggage.That includes old bags like me.

Well, I shall have to go pant-less for the rest of the day - so much more scope for my carnie routines.Fact or fiction? The Phoenix just told me visitors are not allowed to fart in the Louvre. Is this true? I need to know.Have an awesome Monday you glorious beauties!!Baci,Desiree xo

Well, you are SPECTACULARLY FABULOUSLY SPLENDIFEROUS! I hope Black Milk are paying YOU to model their fab wares - they totally should be. The turban is divine - I've never done one as they fuck with my fringe, but I am so tempted. I adore your delightful cardi and bangels and bracelets and who is that on your earring, peeking out through your hair?

Oh my God - black milk jumpsuit fabulousness! That's amazing! And I also really love the turban, you have just the right hair for it.

Pas de gaz expulser au Musee de Louvre?! (my French is terrible) Imagine having the job of policing that! I've just googled (why??) and it seems like it might be an urban myth - one person reckons the methane damages the old paintings...:-)

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Good God, that play/jump suit thingummy is incroyable (as they might say in France). Love the fascinating fact about the non farting policy in the Louvre. Excellent idea about displaying brooches on your turban.

I don't think I could do turbans after years of wearing a motorcycle helmet. But you my dear, are obviously born to do it. And I want to see your black tutu in place of the shorts - would look excellent with your cosmos.

Did you mean me? I have tried blogging but it just won't stick :((also HATE photies being taken HATE)

I've been to The Louvre a couple of times, I didn't see any signs about farting (or maybe I was too pissed to read them.I'm glad you've popped your turban cherry, I love them and yours looks fabulous on (But not as glorious as the catsuit which should not be covered with anything, your bod is too hot to hide!) xxxxxxxxxxx

You look like a galaxy of delight!I do enjoy your sexy shorts when they fall off.I adore turbans! I cant believe your biatch self did not own one.No farting rules! I go an fart on purpose.loving the new red background.besios

I can't believe you were a turban virgin till today, you were BORN to wear one, especially with extra dangly bejewelled bits hanging off it!I look a complete arse in them, unfortunately, so I shall just have to appreciate them on others...Wondrous sparkly intergalactic gorgeousness - and then there was more cos the pants came off. AGAIN!Glad you could fix the old bag. And you are the MOST splendid not-at-all old or baggish woman in the WORLD!!!!!!!!PS. Can we all go to Paris and vist the Louvre for a blooger fart fest? Just to see what happens? There might be alarms and gendarmes and everything... xxxx

OMg Curtise said a fart fest now that got my husbands attention, GROSS! Oh Desiree the turbine cherry has been popped not just popped but blown the feck up!!! You are the hottest double bagging, intergalactic planetary beauty ever! I wanna bite your ass in that super hot catsuit! MEOWZA!!! I need to make you something else because I just love you that much!!!XOXOX~Krista

Oh Oh the turban is amazing!!! You so so need more & more & more. They look great on you!!!I so love coming and peeking in on your blog, it always makes me smile and also lots of giggles.Thank you sweet.Sending a big furry squirrel hug.love v

I'm with Curtise,lets' all go to the Lourve for a GIGANTIC fart fest! I'm very farty by nature,no way could they possibly police me and my fartacular emissions!!YOU are the most SPECTACULAR wnech I have EVER laid eyes on! I wnat to frolic with you...and maybe I will.....................Love and Lustipops!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX