NO PASS? CHECK THIS OUT!

Here's the deal.
We are two Coachella veterans and for years have been staying in the luxury safari tents. No matter how you do it, Coachella is mind-boggling experience, but safari takes you even higher. You can see all of the perks listed elsewhere on this site but in brief they include large tents with real beds and air conditioning, an air conditioned lounge with included food, a decent sized swimming pool, golf carts to and from entrances behind the stages, and a reserved pit area in front each stage.
We would like to make it even more fun this year so we would like to invite two girls to join us and together check out the music, dance for hours, hang out, people watch, swim, and ride the ferris wheel.
We are looking for two girls who nice, fun-loving and energetic. No strings attached. Please be from Southern California so that we would have a chance to meet once before the event and make sure that we are all compatible.
If potentially interested and for more information, please email us at coachella4000@gmail.com and tell us something about yourself.

Re: NO PASS? CHECK THIS OUT!

Please be from Southern California so that we would have a chance to meet once before the event and make sure that we are all compatible.

This is my favorite part.

Translation: We want to meet you beforehand to make sure you're not ugly and/or prude. This way we can tell you to get lost before wasting our precious tent space on you.

This dummy really thought girls would be jumping at this "generous" offer.

The fact that he bumped the thread indicates that he got no response.

Hey, here's a serious tip, though: Post this on Craigslist. There are plenty of girls without dignity who read that site, and are willing to sell their vaginas for entrance into Coachella and your love tent.