1. The lips of a chicken
2. Your girlfriends lips
3. The main ingredient in KFC
4. The face you make when you cum on the roof of a speeding bus while whap slapping a fuck ugly lady clown with big feet and a lifetime supply of cheese slices down her kaks!
Errr....
5. Number 4 makes me cry
6. Love everyone - Including whappin' great clown ladies with cheesey knickers
7. WHERE AM I?
8. Trapped in the internet
9. Send money
10. Liftoff!!

You're bitch of a girlfriend has the worst case of chicken lips I've ever seen , I would keep her away from the clown bus it's ruining her face!