Al-Qaeda Promotes Lone Terrorist and Aims for Suburbia

Thanks to Wired for publishing the full version of the new issue of Inspire, the magazine of al-Qaeda Arab Peninsula (the rest of the media and the corporate terror-monitoring sites either just refer to it or want you to buy a subscription to access it.)

Apparently, the U.S. has made air travel so problematic, AQAP is recommending alternative ways to terrorize those in the U.S. [more...]

Wired reports:

One suggestion, penned by “Ibnul Irhab” in the new issue of Inspire, is to run up on parked cars with gas cans and a matchstick. “How safe will the West feel when parking their cars, knowing they’re up for a TORCHING,” Irhab writes. His helpful tips: avoid CCTV cameras; hide the gas in an apple juice bottle; and, importantly, “don’t get petrol on yourself.” This is what Open Source Jihad bills as “America’s worst nightmare.”

Nor is it safe to drive to the store or the office. Inspire encourages the inspired to smear “lubricative oil” on roadways right before sharp blind turns to cause a traffic accident. (“Demolition Derby Style,” it promises.) If that doesn’t sound terrorist-y enough, another tip is to hammer nails into a pegboard painted black so oncoming cars blow out their tires. There’s even a chart explaining the physics behind car crashes for Inspire’s slower readers.

Whether practiced by AQ or Average American or Anywhere Nitwit. Right now, just about all of us seem to be suffering from it, whether directly or indirectly.

And Enemy of Islam? These phucking champion halfwits can't even identify the real problems America fosters. This is why these swaths of the world should be left entirely alone, finally, to make their own mistakes, screw up their own history, destroy or recreate themselves with no meddling from outsiders.

Maybe someday soon they'll be able to accept that being offended daily is part of life in a society that lets people do what they want, including freely practice their religion. Hey, I have to deal with being offended every day when, say, I pass a woman covered in a tent and hijab, while hubby is in cargo shorts, t-shirt and flip flops. I can't stand it, I want to humiliate those guys some times, but I don't. Because I live in a free country and that means I have to accept being offended a dozen times a day. (Personally, just get this moronically hyperliteralist religion out of my life. Jesus Moses Allah of Gawd, go the phuck away from me and stay there.)

But when you mess with people and their lives and communities -- like we still do all over the world every day -- then you largely render them incapable of being rational when you want them to be. They just want to hurt something.

Nice production values tho, at least it looks that way. As Fernando Llamas said, or maybe it was Billy Crystal, "It's better to look good than to feel good."

If a church somewhere in the USA published an expensive glossy magazine with feature stories about effective ways to disrupt the funerals of suspected homosexuals, carefully phrased instructions for firebombing abortion clinics, and nostalgic accounts of "the best lynchings ever", I think it would be met with the same cricket chorus among the media as this schlocky effort is apparenntly getting.

That's an interesting hoodie ad at the end, though. It looks to me like it's heavily influenced by computer game packaging art. It looks sorta like something from the Hitman series, or Assassin's Creed. I can't help but wonder if there aren't a few game publishers out there somewhere that are pandering to this audience a la Custer's Revenge, back in the day.

since most of the highways that are high speed would be interstates, the odds are pretty good that the wannabe terrorist will get run over, before getting a chance to lay down their "2"x4" o' nails o' death!". this seems directed at the, shall we say, more intellectually challenged of potential terrorists, those least likely to successfully plan and carry out a terrorist attack.

this could actually be a devious method of skimming the terrorist DNA pool. get the idiots to go out, and get themselves killed, leaving only the smart terrorists to do the real work. or something like that.