Aight lads! Listen up!My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky )

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing hereArnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

right, umm, seeing as there is many of us general, i shall um march in the shallows of the ocean, an thus keepin an eye out for umm, seaside danger, dont worry, i have my floaty device, so i wont accidently drown

* rattles out snappy salute then takes General Rouge gently by the elbow into a darkened corner *

You want I should plan a straffing run practice for the pilots down the beach General?? A run's a run innit and you did say you were in a bad mood, and the armourers are still a bit toey after having their napalm and smart bombs prepped then stood down all on overtime so it'd be kind of nice for them too...

Be getting dark soon - you want some tracers included in the straffing run? Provide a bit of light for the lads doing the pack run?!