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Funny satire stories about Labour leadership contest 2010

The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders.
Milipede has branched out into acting t...

Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman yesterday revealed the strategy which Labour used during their leadership race
"We knew that Balls, Abbott and Bunham had no chance - and they weren't posh enough either - so we wanted to focus the membership on...

Shock rippled through Labour today as Edward Miliband made a shocking revelation in his first speech - he is reluctantly giving up the leadership of Labour to his sister Kelly Miliband, after their mother Marion stepped in, saying "The boys get all...

Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes'
After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...

They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their s...

Barry Chuckle defeated brother Paul in as closely fought leadership contest the Labour Party has ever seen.
The vote swung back and forth in the complicated election system, as fellow candidates Orville the Duck, Grotbags from ITV (circa 1980s) an...

It was a great triumph for the Labour Party. They beat the Conservatives and the Lib Dems, who came nowhere, in the election for their leader.
As votes cast for unsuccessful candidates were allocated to Ed and David Milliband, Ed overtook his brother and won.
'It is a great voting system' said Ed 'it must be because it voted me in.'
'Then why isn't this great voting system of allocating...

It seemed like only a few minutes after the younger Miliband, Ed, had snatched the leadership of the Labour Party from David, the elder, that the shit began to fly.
BBC political commentator and long time Tory boy, Nick Robinson, could hardly brea...

David & Ed Miliband have been grounded by their parents.
Ed who has recently got elected leader of the Labour Party beating his brother by 1.3% in the contest.
David was overhead shouting at Ed
'Your Mean,your the meanest brother ever!...

Labour leader hopeful David Milliband, who is the favourite to succeed Gordon Brown, has announced that he would be happy to serve under his brother Ed, another leadership contestant. The completely unnecessary comment has resulted in raised eyebrows...

Can nothing can save Labour's cancer, a canker, a malignant disease worse the Gangrene, such as syphilis since Labour has become an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.
Labour lost touch with its core constituency many years ago. They no longer re...

The competition to overcome watching paint dry as being the most boring experience has been challenged by the contest by the five candidates to become Leader of the Labour Party.
According to insiders one of the Miliband brothers is likely to win,...

With the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party battling it out across the country, we thought now would be an ideal time to answer the most frequently asked questions that we have received about this contest:
How do you become candidates?
Successful leadership candidates have to be nominated by 12.5% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, past and present. Votes from deceased MP's c...

As nominations closed today lefty Diane Abbott made it through to the next round of 'Labour's Got Talent'. Speaking to the media, Barber Shop Quartet: Ed Balls, Andy Burnham, David and Ed Miliband said:
"We think it's really important to have a wo...

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