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One ole man never forgot his ole man’s advice: “Never put a small child in your mouth; you could trip and choke to death.”

During one of the kingdom’s annual cultural events, the village’s leading philosopher concluded his part of the program with the comment that, “True joy and satisfaction can come only from within, “ and although the king politely joined in the applause, he thought to himself, “Have the people finally gone completely crackers?”

One guy says that although,he’s loathe to admit it.

Hanging out near the rebellious edge of the city was a man who noted that, “If you say how you really feel about something, then you can’t ever feel that way about it again.”