Criss Angel & Holly Madison thing is really happening

I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn’t a God. Turns out it wasn’t. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical douchebag extraordinaire had nothing but praise for Holly, according to People:

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

He then added: “Even better, I don’t have to pay those ridiculous Playboy prices anymore. I mean, Jesus, it’s not like their vaginas lay gold bricks. Love ya, honey.”

Who cares……….Maybe he’ll actually get lucky with her! That is if he applies her with enough alcohol, so he can have his way with her. Hef is still better looking than this guy, and when Hef was this weirdo’s age, he was fucking hot!

Why is everyone so surprised? She has had an 80+ year old millionaire for years, between 2 other girls, so clearly her thinking is screwed up, and she is simply happy to have a millionaire who is only 30 something, which helps her blur the whole douche bag thing.

Really, even I think less of her, but I can’t so much blame her. Hopefully she will make a full recovery from insanity and start banging someone with some talent, or me. Either one is cool.

Holly was all about the pink flashy outfits and dresses. Now she is wearing gothic black? Can’t people just stay who they are instead of changing into what other people think they like. Like Paris and Benji. Paris write poetry now, to be a hipster, and she sucks. All these girls are fakes. Again, it is Hollywood though.