Aria Giovanni in Food Porn for Bizarre Magazine

Aria Giovanni, nude model and Penthouse Pet, did this bright and colorful but totally NSFW photo series for the June issue of UK-based Bizarre Magazine in which she's alternately straddling exploding Diet Coke bottles, wrapped in Parma ham, and most oddly, covered in beans. Beans, really? The English sure have some weird perversions.

To give the photo series gravitas Playboy-style, there's an associated interview in which she recounts having cooked a dinner party for 50 on her 30th birthday, and an anecdote about herself as a child, playing in her backyard orchard: “There were peaches growing there, and cherries, nectarines, apples… My older sister and I used to climb into a fig tree and sit on the branches eating fruit until we were sick. We had a vegetable plot, too. Food is part of my heritage, and cookery is in my blood.”

Oh, and when she retires she wants to write a cookbook.

After the jump, a totally safe for work video of Aria Giovanni giving a lesson in how to boil eggs.