Tag: Burn It Down

So, there’s this ad out featuring celebrities telling you to vote and that The Donald is meaniepants so you should vote for Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton. Here is a better version that is much more honest:

The creator of the above video, youtube user Cosmic, kindly also provides a transcript:

On Tuesday, November 8, this country will make one of the most important decisions in its history.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing things?

Hi, I’m a famous dude who has market appeal to 13-year-olds.
And I’m famous and hot!
I make skits that run on too long.
I am vaguely familiar.
And I’m still hot.
And we’re gonna tell you how to vote.
We’re rich, so our opinions are more important than yours.
Much more important.
If you like my movies, well then you should vote the way I do!
Don’t think for yourself.
Bring celebrity worship to a new level.
Be our political slaves.
You’re a dumb civilian, so obey.
Obey us.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey. Obey us blindly.
We’re important. Not you.
You – need – to – worship – celebrities.
I’m a b-list actor and I’m still better than you.
Famous people are just more intelligent.
I thought this was a Trump ad.
I mean, what’s there to question? I make life decisions based on what celebrities do.
We are your overlords.
I joined Scientology for Tom Cruise.
Alright, we’re starting to lose them. I’m the most famous guy here, and I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Hillary Clinton, too.
Who gives a fuck about her emails?
She’s a woman!
Whoa, you sexist bro?
And I’m tried of hearing about how she stole money from the Haiti earthquake victims, 98% of which went to the Clinton Foundation.
She’s a woman.
Am I the only one who notices she’s a woman?
So make like a peasant, and vote for Hillary Clinton without doing any independent research. Because remember: We’re better than you.

That about sums up Hollywood’s political activism in a nutshell, doesn’t it? I suppose I am just the deplorable dumb rube of a Trump supporter that my “betters” stereotype me to be because I only recognize four of the smug schmucks in that ad. Tony Stark looks awful, BTW, wtf is with his eye? Did he catch Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton’s non-contagious pneumonia which apparently causes googly eye in addition to shoe dropping seizures?

Vote Trump, even if its just to watch the above asshats lose their arrogant little minds and poop themselves in horror. Elitist weenies. Send ’em screaming away to their safe spaces.

Conservative bloggers giving tacit approval to violent fanatical leftists by refusing to condemn the violent attacks against free speech and the right of people to peaceably assemble

Fits of the verbal equivalent of explosive diarrhea by conservatives condemning Donald Trump because leftist savages in the throws of full blown TDS are acting like leftist savages

And,

Incendiary douche baggery, as exemplified by the National Review’s Kevin Williamson who wants working class white people to DIE. (You first, Williamson, you stuck up self righteous asshole).

Ted Cruz, the Canadian candidate who claims to be Mr. Constitution, revealed himself as just another hollow weenie by sympathizing with violent leftist rioters and condemning the target of the violence rather than the rabid rioters for their disgusting behavior. Not to worry though, to his fanatical supporters he can do no wrong and they will likely cheer if/when the #occupy mobs return and Canadian Cruz joins them in pooping on cop cars and packing rape tents.

Little Marco Rubio, trying in vain to not to be outdone by the Canadian, sounded like a whiny little child while paraphrasing Barky Oblather’s schpeel about how words mean things and “have consequences” or whatever. I can’t say I paid much mind to what he was saying because his high pitched voice threatened to make my ears bleed, as opposed to Ted Cruz’s smug face which threatens the same to my eyes.

And of course, Kasich also failed to support the Republican front runner’s supporters’ right to attend political events unmolested, but few are paying much attention to the hand puppet guy anyway, so he’s not worth a whole lotta pixels here.

Before the Chicago TDS riot, I could have voted for any of them if they were the GOP nominee (even though the Canadian renders himself less likable every time he starts speechifying in either lawyer talk or preacher speak) but now, after the way these dummies pandered to the hostile jackasses who’ve been fucking shit up for normal people for years with impunity, screw them. They leave me little doubt that they’d be about as effective as Cryin’ John Boehner and Milquetoast Mittens Romney were in opposing anti-American hostile jackasses and their destructive agenda if given the opportunity to hold our nation’s highest office. They are buckling to the slightest breezes blowing from the left through the corrupt media, how could they possibly stand strong against leaders of regions of the world that have declared themselves our mortal enemies?

Am I supposed to infect myself with a rabid strain of TDS because acolytes of the Canadian and the ManBoyRobot say that Donald Trump is not conservative? Yeah, fuck that noise, they can take their mealy mouthed hand wringing panty waisted brand of “conservatism” and shove it.

These chumps are doing more damage to the Republican brand than Donald Trump could ever hope to do if he were so inclined. Not that I care about the Stupid Party much these days anyway, but still, screw them.

Rudy Giuliani isn’t “severely conservative” like Milquetoast Mittens. The guy who cleaned up the crime infested cesspool that New York City had become under the Democrats and saw NYers through the horror of the September 11, 2001 islamic terror attacks is now a “bad republican”, right?

I guess Mittens liked it so much when Harry Reid made up crap about Mittens’ taxes that Mittens thought it a good idea to make up crap about Donald Trump’s taxes. Brilliant!

GOP establishment goons keep launching dumbass attacks against Trump despite the fact that these attacks have history of backfiring and only make Donald Trump more popular among those of us who are fed up with the GOPe and their insipid shenanigans. Keep it up, snobs!

In November of 2012, after the gutless weenies of the Republican party handed Obama four more years to wreck up our country, I had this to say:

It wasn’t just the left and their enemedia puppets who did this to us though, they had plenty of help from the spineless jellyfish of the establishment GOP who perpetually refuse to stand up for the people who put them in their jobs just as they neglect to do the job of representing the values of the people that they were hired to represent. They have rolled over for the left and let Obama run roughshod on this country again and again and again, afraid to stand up against tyranny for fear of being called names that they got called anyway.

The establishment GOP has done everything it could to marginalize effective Conservative voices in the Republican Party and they continually betray their oaths of office while ceding ground even when they had the advantage. Immediately after the big Conservative victories of 2010, the Republican Party appeared to have forgotten that they’d won and returned to acting like scolded dogs with tails placed firmly betwixt their legs.

Led by mewling surrender monkey, Cryin’ John Boehner, the establishment GOP has declined to fight for conservatives at every opportunity and now they deserve the full force of our wrath.

I suggest that we burn the establishment GOP down to the ground (and dance on the ashes), via primary elections, and that we immediately get to work at finding suitable brave, and competent, people to challenge these braying jackasses in every Republican primary at every level of government every chance we get from now on.

The republicans have not stopped being spineless crapweasels, four years later, and worse, they are openly hostile to the GOP’s current frontrunner, Donald Trump. TV talking heads say Trump will burn down the Republican Party. I say, GOOD, maybe I can send him some gasoline (not that he needs it).

BURN THAT MUTHA DOWN! Happily dance on the ashes of the party of pansies who chronically betray us all every chance they get. Fuckum.