In the medical field, shit is very important. People are obsessive about shit. It’s not the right color, it’s not the right consistency, there’s
too much, there’s not enough, and the list goes on. Most people have a negative outlook about shit. They claim it stinks and is laden with germs. Both of these things descriptive terms are
accurate, but they don’t tell the whole story.

Shit is essential to human survival. Anatomically speaking, shit is at the core of humankind. Reduced to the common denominator, people are a
network of drive train organs under a framework of bone, wrapped in muscle, covered with skin, all of which surrounds an open-ended shit factory.

Here’s the thing, shit does not start out as a foul smelling, sticky mass of bacteria laced goo. Shit begins its existence as food. That
mouthwatering ribeye steak you’re about to dig into is destined to turn to shit before you are done with it. The same goes for any and all of your favorite foods.

There’s an important lesson here. Whenever people are involved, good things turn to shit. Socialists believe their united-think, everything for
free utopia is the greatest thing since sliced bread. But remember, people, turn sliced bread into shit every single day. In all fairness, no political system is immune. However, with socialism, no
one is responsible for shit. Shit happens, but socialists have no motivation to do anything about cleaning it up.

American socialists think they have a solution. They want open borders so immigrants can do shit jobs for shitty wages while the socialists
guard them against capitalist bull shit. This arrangement, they say, will ensure free shit for everyone. Everyone that is, except straight, white males who we all know are responsible for all the
shit in the world.

The path to hell is said to be paved with good intentions. Hell was created when angels who lived the socialist dream got the notion that God
was trying to put some shit over on them. The formed a resistance movement and rebelled against that shit. But, God don’t take no shit. He kicked the resistance out and consigned them to hell and
that’s no shit.