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A pound of flesh! No one extracted it from no one, we don't do such things in this house. It was my lunch. Minced porky with green peas, it was wonderful on the eyes, color and all. Pig's flesh is what it is, but it sounds so gross. We have to be diplomatic about it.

Politicians. Ah ma bought half a kg of saliva over the phone for one thou eight hundred buckeroos. I hawked my saliva to ah ma for 5 buckeroos, she told me to shoo, go and play. Bird's nest is what it is, it is wonderful for ah bee's skin. THAT's WHAT THEY WILL HAVE YOU BELIEVE, AH MA. The person selling bird's saliva. If I set up an international organization touting the health benefits of my poo, oh hahaha.

I peered at ah ma with my big unblinking peepers, and ah ma caved in to my demand of sitting on her sofa. I even got to come into contact with her blanket. Oh, it is but a question of time before I end up on ah ma's bed.

And then I got fomfomfom to pay me $1 for writing this diary entry. I demanded she pay me in US currency. So now I have a crisp one dollar bill sitting in my shoe box.