Monday, January 15, 2007

Stay Classy, Saints Fans

If Fox Sports wanted to showcase the healing city of New Orleans returning to its perpetual enthusiasm and chronic misbehavior, they may have captured the true essence of that theme in a singular crowd shot at about half past eight on Saturday.

That's when the game's director made the questionable decision to cut to a midruff-exposing, strung-out Cyndi Lauper disciple wearing a homemade T-shirt that clearly said "Fuck Da Eagles." But apparently we weren't the only ones that caught this strumpet in her moment of glory -- I shot four seconds of video that I uploaded to YouTube (wanna hear me giggle?), but this kind fella did a much better job:

Something tells me that when the Eagles aren't in town, that short normally says "Fuck Dese Titties." Welcome back, N'awlins.

Worse than Janet Jackson's nipple? My kids are scarred for life.

Slack Link of the Day: Wanna know what goes on in Hugh Hefner's bedroom? After all these years, a tell-all expose is finally seeing the light of day. Check out this interview, and pretend for one second your life is as cool as his. It's not even close.

Slack EPL Goal of the Weekend: Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins scored one of the goals of the year against Tottenham this weekend, one of the more exciting fixtures of the Premiership season -- check out this sickening strike from the Nigerian international. (Oh, and if you're scoring at home, I'll be in London in less than two weeks for four, maybe five, matches in seven days. Yahtzee.)

Slack Song of the Day: It's MLK Day, and what better way to honor the man's unbelievable legacy than with a little Lipps, Inc? Wait, that's kinda weird. Oh well, it's Funkytown time.