January 21, 2006

Amazon Wants To Bury You With Seventh Generation Promo

Just when you were beginning to see daylight peeking through the mountains of Seventh Generation products you bought last time Amazon offered a $40 gift certificate, they go and do it again.

This time, you get $40 to spend at Amazon in March for purchasing $129 in 7G products in one shot by Jan. 31. Hmm. Last time, it was only $99. This is how they get you. By 2007, Amazon will be running a fleet of 7G dumptrucks around the clock, and we'll all be stuffing our sofa cushions with napkins and bathing in tubs of lavender shampoo just to keep up.