Jackie Warner Arrested For Assault, Kristen Stewart Goes Bottomless

Plus Tegan struck down by illness.

By LOTL Staff

Published: 2017.03.08 09:01 AM

Warner arrested for assault with a deadly weapon

How the mighty fall. What appeared first to be a torrid DUI is evolving into a highly suspect scandal involving assault, missing pants, and the Ambien defense. Let’s commence with a timeline. For those of you existing outside the Bravo universe, Jackie Warner starred in Bravo’s reality workout program Work Out. She’s openly gay and owns a gym in West Hollywood. West Hollywood—or WeHo as Los Angeleons call it—is a wealthy technicolor hub of homosexuality and the setting of this sordid tale. aka the gayest neighborhood in America, and the setting of this sordid tale.

On Friday night, Warner crashed her car into a pole. When the cops arrived at the scene, Warner BACKED HER CAR into a police vehicle. Hitting a police car rarely yields a positive result, and this incident proved no exception. The cops arrested Warner and set the bail to 60k.

After her arrest, Warner breathed a 0.08% on the breathalyzer test. This so happens to be the legal limit.

If you’ve read this far, you probably assume that Warner was wasted, tripping, or just really missing the spotlight. Here’s where it really gets fun: sources close to Warner told TMZ “that she went to lunch that afternoon and had 1 martini. She took an Uber to and from the restaurant. The sources say when she got home she took an Ambien, went to sleep, and when she woke up she was in the hospital ... with no recollection of driving. The sources add to prove she was ‘sleep driving,’ she was not wearing pants when she was arrested ... just underwear.”

Yeah. Ambien.

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Ticketholders will receive a full refund.

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