Who will vote for Jesus - Atheist Nexus2016-12-10T04:12:40Zhttp://atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/who-will-vote-for-jesus?commentId=2182797%3AComment%3A2070892&xg_source=activity&feed=yes&xn_auth=noTHAT Jesus would need to show…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-10-10:2182797:Comment:20710282012-10-10T03:17:40.771ZDaniel Wachenheimhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel57
<p>THAT Jesus would need to show his birth certificate. One can never be too careful!</p>
<p>THAT Jesus would need to show his birth certificate. One can never be too careful!</p> Blue-eyed blonde Jesus. Well,…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-10-10:2182797:Comment:20708922012-10-10T03:05:30.242ZPathttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Pat46
<p>Blue-eyed blonde Jesus. Well, there are those with a different point of view. Here's an illustration from the Ethiopian text, the <em>Kebra Nagast. </em>Or, "The Glory of Kings." It depicts Jesus leading Adam out of hell. 'Ole JC doesn't look so blue-eyed or blonde to his African believers. Then again, I doubt you'll see this particular illustration in Joel Osteen's or Rick Warren's money sucking mega churches. Looks to much like the President (<em>sans</em> beard).…</p>
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<p>Blue-eyed blonde Jesus. Well, there are those with a different point of view. Here's an illustration from the Ethiopian text, the <em>Kebra Nagast. </em>Or, "The Glory of Kings." It depicts Jesus leading Adam out of hell. 'Ole JC doesn't look so blue-eyed or blonde to his African believers. Then again, I doubt you'll see this particular illustration in Joel Osteen's or Rick Warren's money sucking mega churches. Looks to much like the President (<em>sans</em> beard).</p>
<p><img src="http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/kn/img/29.jpg"/></p> Pat, excellent point! I didn…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-10-10:2182797:Comment:20708882012-10-10T02:45:56.334ZDaniel Wachenheimhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel57
<p>Pat, excellent point! I didn't think of the need for a birth certificate! Maybe if it's the blue-eyed blonde Jesus - which is how we know he was holy, having been born of a pre-diaspora Jewish mother - no birth certificate is needed?</p>
<p>Pat, excellent point! I didn't think of the need for a birth certificate! Maybe if it's the blue-eyed blonde Jesus - which is how we know he was holy, having been born of a pre-diaspora Jewish mother - no birth certificate is needed?</p> I'd consider voting for Jesus…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-10-09:2182797:Comment:20706672012-10-09T17:53:28.673ZPathttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Pat46
<p>I'd consider voting for Jesus, but only after I see the long form, certified copy, of his birth certificate. I mean, they guy that raised him wasn't even his father, his father wasn't an American, but rather dwelled in the middle east. Jesus, for all we know, lived in Palestine for his first thirty years. We don't even know anything about those first 30 years. Was he influenced by Arabs? Come to think of it, his father is the god of Muslims! Hey, wait a minute!!! This is starting to sound…</p>
<p>I'd consider voting for Jesus, but only after I see the long form, certified copy, of his birth certificate. I mean, they guy that raised him wasn't even his father, his father wasn't an American, but rather dwelled in the middle east. Jesus, for all we know, lived in Palestine for his first thirty years. We don't even know anything about those first 30 years. Was he influenced by Arabs? Come to think of it, his father is the god of Muslims! Hey, wait a minute!!! This is starting to sound all too familiar. We need some loyal Tea Party-ers to check this guy out before making any rash decisions!</p> I've seen bumper stickers tha…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-10-09:2182797:Comment:20706072012-10-09T17:18:51.399ZSteph S.http://atheistnexus.org/profile/StephS
<p>I've seen bumper stickers that say this.</p>
<p>hehe</p>
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<p>I've seen bumper stickers that say this.</p>
<p>hehe</p>
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