The gay mayor who’s corrupting a small town in Kentucky

It’s time for the defenders of traditional family values to cede the battle with those pushing the gay agenda, at least in U.S. cities where the sodomites have entrenched themselves into the local communities and are now inextricably linked. But the war still wages on in small town America where those upholding archaic Old Testament beliefs are still managing to fend off their gay oppressors. Except that may soon no longer be the case: As Stephen Colbert reports in this shocking exposé, one small town in Kentucky has been infected by a scourge of gay tolerance and has even allowed a hairdresser by the name of Johnny Cummings to become its mayor.

Simon Owens is a journalist living in Washington, DC. You can follow him on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+. Email him at simonowens@gmail.com