Each country has only one national bird and one national animal which are exclusive to their own country but corruption I ‘m afraid is a world wide phenomenon like global warming.We are in great company.

I assume the “he” in this skit is your husband and the “D” shape is a side view of his pot-belly ! “Doctor, first heal thyself”.

“Everybody other than me is corrupt. As for myself, I am only planning for the future security of my family members. So many people are dependent on me and I will be failing in my duties if I don’t accumulate a nest egg while I am in power”, says the corrupt minister/bureaucrat.

People make decisions with their gut and then use their brains to rationalize those decisions.

Why do corrupt people talk about corruption ? To assure themselves that they are in good company. Sometimes to express their subconscious admiration for the modus operandi of the scam. But mostly because they have some time to kill and talking about the newspaper headlines screaming about the latest scam is not as taxing as understanding rocket science.