Saturday, February 2, 2013

Depths

Depths. Let’s sink together into the maw of Hell. Grab your blanky, your bowl of cereal/ pot/
coffee/ brewskie and let’s delve where we dwell.

Datsik and Z Trip
Double Trouble

Dirty joke for ya:

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it
whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and eats
it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his arse, pulls
it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
he
asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his arse, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still
eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he
measures everything first."