Does this make my butt look big?

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Dear Blog Guy, I have a fashion problem and I hope you can help. People tell me I have a very nice build, but I think I’d prefer to look like I have a huge butt. Does anyone design clothes that do that?

Wow, I have to say I don’t get that request very often. You should check out an outfit I tracked down for you at a Paris fashion show just yesterday. If this doesn’t protect you from bothersome compliments, nothing will.

A model presents a creation by Italian designer Alessandra Facchinetti for fashion house Valentino as part of her Haute Couture Autumn-Winter 2008-2009 fashion show in Paris, July 2, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard