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Please, no mods delete this or anything. I’m doing a project for school on FSMism, but I don’t have a printer. Since venganza is one of the only sites not blocked by the school, I’m using it to get this to a school computer so I can use their printer.

Worshiping The Noodly One

Pastafarian prayers:
A first rule to Pastafarian prayers is the mandatory “R’Amen” at the end of the prayer. And yes, both the R and the A are capitals.

Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmesan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R’Amen.

I did not create this. I did try to find the original author, but there are many versions, all of which are very popular as prayers, and it is spread via the internet. I tried my best, but I could not find the original author.

Give thy strong believer the pasta of faith,
The spirit to see his loving appendage above,
For we know his eyestalks watch over us.

Let thy free pirate taste the sauce of knowledge,
Like thy midget that has passed,
For we trust in the noodle that has touched us.

Trust thy honest Pastafarian with the meatballs of truth,
The holy taste which we love,
For we rejoice in his presence,
R’Amen.

Another way to worship is to go to http://www.venganza.org (the official church site), click worship, scroll down to the subpages, click on FSM the game, click the icon, and play the game. In it you play the FSM and you try to convert people to FSMism. To reach down with his noodly appendage simply use the mouse, but don’t touch the hardcore Christians at the bottom of the screen.

Lastly, you can also worship the FSM by peacefully converting people his religion. To find out more information on how to convert people please read the book.