The Goods: Happy Valentine’s Day, Video Game Lovers

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There’s a few ways to show your girl you really care about her on Valentine’s Day. For example, you could put away the tired “But it’s a recession!” excuse, put down your Wii Remote and pony up for a decent meal for the first time since last Valentine’s Day. Or, you could do what you really want to do and bring her into your world for the night (get your mind outta the gutter, freaks!). Skip the candy and the flowers and, for just $54.99, cop your lady a pink Wii MotionControl Remote. ’Cause nothing says, ‘I love you,’ like handing your girl and her new girly Wii Remote a beating at the Wii Sports bowling alley. Preorder the controller here now. Nintendo is also releasing a blue Wii Remote the same day for the same price. ––Chris Yuscavage