What do you call an Easter bunny from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? He kept quacking the eggs.

What did the easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while for me to get hard… I just got laid by a chick! =)

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.