You Can Now Buy Your Loved Ones Chocolates Shaped Like Your Butt-Hole

There's just over a week to go until Christmas, just in case you're not up to date on your advent calendar! The festive season is widely recognized as the most family-oriented holiday in the entire year. It's everything from indulging in all the delicious foods on offer to giving and receiving presents - hopefully putting smiles on people's faces while simultaneously getting something you actually want in return.

But this year you might just have the opportunity to gift something truly unexpected and extremely personal. Forget the perfumes, jewelry, and chocolates you were planning to wrap up and present to your loved ones as this year, for the first time ever, you will be able to give them some chocolate-shaped butt holes.

Yes, as insane as it sounds, there is a company that can actually make you chocolate from a mold of your anus. Okay, on second thoughts, maybe it's not the kind of gift you would want to give to anyone you consider a dear friend or a beloved family member, but just think how hilarious it would be if you used it for, say, your Secret Santa at work.

Or perhaps if your partner happens to go weak at the knees for that particular party of your body, you could give it to them instead. Pretty thoughtful, if you ask me. I mean, can you think of a more romantic way to show your partner how much you love them than presenting them with a replica of your butt hole in chocolate form?

So what kind of company would come up with such an, erm, niche concept? Well, we have the British company, Edible Anus, to thank for it. They're "the anus that made Britain great", or at least that's what they refer to themselves as on their website.

UNILAD reached out to Edible Anus, and this what they learned about the company from the very interesting conversation that followed:

"We currently don’t make edible personalized molds – we’re still selling them based on the original cast – but we can make bespoke creations out of materials including metal. It’s very expensive to do with chocolate. Interestingly, we get a lot of enquiries from people based in the United States – more so than people here in the UK.

Kits will be available next year in order for you to make a cast at home, before sending them back to us where we can them turn them into moulds. At the moment, we’ve only done a few demo kits, but they will be available in 2019. They won’t be too expensive either, roughly around the [$19] mark."

In reference to the holiday season, Edible Anus told UNILAD:

"Christmas is our season – along with Valentine’s Day – the demand for the chocolate soars at these times of the year. We’ve ran out of stock so unfortunately, customers overseas and in the US won’t be able to put an order in which will be ready for Christmas, but for UK customers, stock will be available again from Monday (December 17), so you’ll have time if you’re after a Christmas present."

So what will it cost to get an actual anus-shaped batch of chocolates? Well, for a batch of five you'll have to be prepared to pay $25. Does it sound worth it? Personally, I think I'll give it a miss this year!