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"I dress like a kid....and that's not all." Carol notes that our inner child can come out to play whenever she wants to. Read more of Carol L. Skolnick in "Chocolate for a Woman's Dreams"

I have a secret: I have more t-shirts than the concession stand at a ball game.

Few things make me happier than a shiny, brand-new pair of shoes.

If I had the figure for it, I'd never wear a skirt longer than six inches above the knee, or a blouse that covered the midriff.

I own a pin-stripe suit, but it's purple.

I'd rather wear an old, soft pair of jeans than anything else.

In my early forties, I still think I am too young for a negligee, sensible shoes, or diamonds.

I have more pairs of sneakers than dress shoes.

I take a (purple) backpack instead of a briefcase to meetings.

I would actually carry a "Hello, Kitty!" handbag...and wear anything advertised in the "Delia's" catalog that I could squeeze myself into ().

Dressing like a kid is just one symptom of the serious condition from which I and millions of others suffer in silence.

Age dysphoria.

You won't find it in the DSM or the Physician's Desk Reference. It's not covered by health insurance. But it's a killer. Because when I wake up in the morning, I'm convinced I'm around fifteen...until I notice that twinge in the left hip.

A totally unexpected "oyyyy" escapes from the kvetchy depths of my inner grandma as I hoist my legs over the side of the bed.

Wincing from the early-morning ache in my feet as I plod to the kitchen to feed the cats, I catch a glimpse of a strange woman in the mirror.

Who is that?

It's not a midlife moment. I truly do not recognize that face. It's so...adult.