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Who We Are

Humans...mostly

Evan Quartermaster

Founding Fish and Fabulous Forator....[grumble..hmprhadhphehg] Orator, Evan is the Founding Father and Frighteningly Fearful...[what the feck is foing on with all fhese f's...] Founder of Fallsmish...Smallfish

Binary Gary Inverted

Don't you want some nerdy to love...don't you need some nerdy to love...you better find some nerdy to love

Roland Mascot

Have you ever gone fishin' on a bright and sunny day? Have you ever caught your mascot in a little fishy bay? With your hands in your pockets and your pockets in your pants, have you ever seen a fishy do the hootchie-cootchie dance?

What we Do

Music Mostly

Live Music

Ladies and gentlemen...boy and girls...coming to you live from wherever you paid us to show up...it's Smallfish!!!

Recorded Music

Ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls...coming to you dead from wherever you purchased or stole this music file...it's Smallfish!!!