Happy unemployment!

I would think the last thing someone would want after getting laid off would be a sympathy card encouraging them to keep their chin up, hang in there or maybe some other wisdom-y saying from the ancients.

But Hallmark is looking to cash in on the circumstances of our brilliant, hopeful economy by issuing a line of greeting cards lamenting the lack of a job for the recently reduced.

Maybe they best way to show you care for someone just laid off would be a bag of groceries, perhaps even consider taking them for a night out on you at a local watering hole?