A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

"I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves." — Anna Quindlen

I don't want that much organization in my life..I don't want other people thinking for me...- Jimmy Buffett -

Now that's a rare breed. Haha. I was waiting for the stereotypical blonde punchline, come to find out the joke was on me.

I have a friend that is a total blonde. He is almost six foot tall, and built like a tank. Funny thing is though he is sometimes clumsy. I asked him about it one day and he said, 'No, it's just I'm a special breed. I'm a North American, Free Range, Galoot.'

I almost cramped up from laughing so hard.

He's also told me that he has his moments and the reason behind it is 'The blonde hair roots extend into his brain choking off the oxygen'. Well, let's just say that I know I can spew coffee through my nose at a respectable five foot range. Haha.

"Steal from me and you are automatically enrolled in my weight gain program. Lots of servings of lead to meet your needs."

"It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live." Marcus Aurelius