Funny one from the site - {cut & pasta}I was in chicago one night after my delivery I stopped at a hot dog joint on cicero ave, got my order to go, got in the truck and started to leave when a hooker jumped up on the passenger side of the truck and asked me if I wanted some company, I said no as I shifted into 2nd and told her to get off my truck, unsatisfied with my answer she then said well give me some french fries then, I said NO (I was hungry) as I grabbed 3rd gear, I then explained to her that we were approaching 30 miles per hour munching on my fries, she looked at the ground, jumped off did 2 perfect somersaults landed on her feet and flipped me the bird. they must go through training,

You mean whore? You afraid of using the correct term whore? Prostitute? Mudder Jones has to go with sex worker? What is this, Denmark?

Eh, people have been saying that forever. Besides, there has to be a term that goes beyond "person who takes your money and then lets you put your penis in her" to include the other types of people in the sex industry--adult film actors, strippers, escorts, dominatrixes (or is it dominatrices?) and so forth. It gets a little cumbersome just to say "all those dirty nasty horrible people who I certainly do not spend half my day thinking about but they're all WHOOOOOOOOOOORES even if they're not standing on street corners in those tight little miniskirts where you can practically see everything."

I vaguely dated a girl who worked for a trucking company. She introduced me to the term "lot lizards". Apparently, at truck stops, you can buy a sticker with a lizard in a circle/line which means you don't want lizards knocking on your door.

She also told me about having to fire not one, but two drivers for having a working meth lab in their rig.