One year later, the bulky suit madness continues and—holy shit, he's wearing boat shoes with a tux. Everyone knows you're not allowed to do that, unless you're a professional sailor. And even then, it's questionable.

Signs of sartorial unrest begin to show in young Andy as he scavenges the local flea market. He's lost in sea of plaids, searching for answers, namely: "Why am I wearing turquoise sneakers with maroon pants?" We don't know either.

Soon after being anointed the next Spider-man, he has an epiphany: try out a shawl collar tux again, and tailor the shit out of it. Simple and slim-fitting, it's a masterpiece compared to his rags from the Garfield Formalwear Dark Age of 2008-2009.

In the midst of his red carpet awakening, Andy's casualwear suffers. In this plaid shirt, backpack, striped cardigan, and print tee mash-up, he looks like a college freshman who just discovered Urban Outfitters. Let us never speak of this look again and hope Garfield got help from his pal Scott Sternberg here.

Okay, now we're looking at a guy who's realized he's playing one of the greatest superheroes of all time, but he's a little too aware. He's rolled up in Spider-Man colors to the premiere of The Amazing Spider-Man as the actor who played Spider-Man; that's like a band's lead singer performing in his own merch. Homeboy needs to chill.

The following year, our hero amps up the laid back cool theme with a bright K-way windbreaker––one of the best pieces to combat miserable rainy day vibes. And, of course, the ultimate sidekick and accessory: a golden retriever.

Then, for a strong finish, he buzzes off the 'do and plays up his British roots with this undeniably killer plaid number. With great power comes great responsibility to find a kickass tailor. That's how the saying goes, right?