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Some people may think that two hours is perfectly acceptable for a file that large, but I pay for turbo speed super fast internet because I like to look at boobs and particularly videos of girls farting on cakes, so a file that size should take me at the most 5 minutes. Apple gets so many things right, but for some reason they don’t get the internet, that’s ok, no one is perfect, but just come out and admit it.

Cake Farts Sometimes things don’t go as planned. Let me give you an example. Today I woke up at 2pm after finally getting to bed at 7am. My arm had finally stopped hurting long enough for me to sleep and my body rested for 7 hours until I got up with my arm searing in […]