Back when I lived in an apartment, our downstairs neighbor once got drunk, put some hamburger helper on the stove, and then passed out on his sofa. We woke up to a burning smell and a firetruck outside our window at 3:00 AM. Our apartment smelled like burnt hamburger helper for a week. I think getting shot might have been preferable.

Attention morons...always buy snap caps w your new gun.THEN while you're "playing around" with your new gun even if you do manage to break 2 or more of the golden firearm safety rules you still won't hurt anyone.

Well I use Mac/Linux...:Back when I lived in an apartment, our downstairs neighbor once got drunk, put some hamburger helper on the stove, and then passed out on his sofa. We woke up to a burning smell and a firetruck outside our window at 3:00 AM. Our apartment smelled like burnt hamburger helper for a week. I think getting shot might have been preferable.

ExpressPork:Attention morons...always buy snap caps w your new gun.THEN while you're "playing around" with your new gun even if you do manage to break 2 or more of the golden firearm safety rules you still won't hurt anyone.

They could still deafen themselves.

/Tinitus is no way to go through BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE EE

Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.//RIP my friend.

MadameX:Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.//RIP my friend.

MadameX:Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.//RIP my friend.

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ugh... What a way to go. Just sitting there minding your own business feeling safe at home and then you're dead. Sad story :(

MadameX:Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.//RIP my friend.

MadameX:Bad: Coworker of mine died in 2002 from a douche who shot thru the floor of his apt. while he was showing off his pistol to his kids. Hit her in the head and she died where she sat... she was a single mom of a developmentally disabled son, he came out of the shower and found her that way.Fark: more of her coworkers showed up at her funeral than family.

/Sorry, I just don't have the heart to joke about this one. You guys give it the Full Monty for me.//RIP my friend.

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Eesh. Sorry about your friend. Hopefully the shooter got jail time, lost his gun license, and then lost every single dime in the subsequent civil lawsuit.

/if that's not true, I think I'd prefer that you lie to me about it...