Monday, April 4, 2011

Girls = Problems

Too bad I didn't get to blog as much. Whatever.So, fellow bloggers, I'm having girl problems, LOL.Well first of all, I've been single all my life now, and I moved, meaning new school, so my past was basically erased. To my surprise girls have been flinging themselves towards me, and I have no idea what to do. I mean, I treat them nice, I don't stutter when I speak to them I'm not afraid or anything, it's just that there aretoo many girls that like me (EDIT: Wow I sound like an extreme douche..), and me being me, I treat everyone equally, I treat everyone nicely.I aim to please. Unfortunately, some are observing this wrongly, setting me in a predicament where I am labeled as a "player".High schools a b****, and high school relationships almost never go past high school, which is why I'm slightly contempt on this subject, but I've been feeling lonely and empty lately.. I'm guessing this is normal for many teens (I'm trying not to sound angsty here).So here are my options, there's this mildly cute girl that is very sweet and accepting of me, that goes to my school and likes me, which is cool, and there's also this girl that's reaally sweet and reaaally cute, but lives about 10 miles from me, I can hang out with her weekly at a mall that's placed conveniently in between where we live, but the girl that goes to my school, well, I can see her everyday.Help me.

Keep it casual, date a few girls from high school, but never be the one to end it. If you absolutely have to end the relationship it has to be HER fault. Pay a friend to hit on your girlfriend when you want to end it so that when it's time all you have to do is play the "OMG I can't believe she cheated on me card." Not only do you lose an annoying girlfriend, but you attract 20 more girls who want to come and soothe your pain. Seriously, don't expect to have a lasting relationship with any female under the age of 25. High School girls are just girls, never forget that.

Go on many dates, and have a few relationships here and there. If you're on your last years of high school then go all out and enjoy all the girls being thrown at you while you still have them. Seriously, be an alpha! Following, mate; great post!