Why Trump's Tech Summit is Going to Be Super Awkward

This Wednesday, President-elect Donald Trump will meet with — or “summon,” as it were — leaders from across the tech industry for a round-table chat. On paper, this appears to be a very sensible meeting. Silicon Valley nurtured a deliciously cosy relationship with the Obama administration, and it stands to reason that it will try that route with the Trump regime.

Except, of course, for one minor, tiny-fisted problem: Trump has consistently trash talked the tech industry.

Throughout his deranged campaign, Trump made a point of antagonising some of Silicon Valley’s biggest players, and demonstrated such a shocking lack of understanding for anything even remotely tech-related that it prompted us to question whether he had ever used a computer (he has.) Now, no one knows why Trump appears to be so averse to the geniuses over in California except Trump himself.

As for the “maybes,” Recode noted that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos “is likely to attend.” The Wall Street Journal reported last night that Tesla CEO Elon Musk will also make his way to New York this week, but Recode later reported he hadn’t yet committed. (How strange!)

“Mark Zuckerberg’s personal Senator, Marco Rubio, has a bill to triple H-1Bs that would decimate women and minorities [in the tech industry],” his website proclaimed. (I don’t know who was burned harder here, Zuck or Marco.)

Last December, Donald set his sights on Jeff Bezos, accusing him of using his ownership of the Washington Post to sway coverage of... Amazon? In order to avoid paying taxes? (That accusation is exactly as nonsensical as it sounds.)

In October, Bezos chided Trump for “eroding” the country’s democratic processes, while also “joking” that he could send him to space. But he has since capitulated, and congratulated Trump after his victory, tweeting that he would “give him my most open mind.”

The very same day, Trump also suggested recruiting Bill Gates to “close up” parts of the internet.

“We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet,” Trump said during a campaign rally. “We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what’s happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some way.” Perhaps he can ask Satya Nadella for some tips on how to do this.

“First of all, Apple ought to give the security for that phone,” Trump said during a campaign rally in South Carolina when asked about the battle between Apple and the FBI over the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone. “What I think you ought to do is boycott Apple until such time as they give that security number.”

“How do you like that? I just thought of that,” he added.

Mark Zuckerberg not-very-subtly called out Trump’s grand plan for a wall. Trump’s campaign did not take it well.

“I think I’ll take Mark Zuckerberg seriously when he gives up all of his private security, moves out of his posh neighborhood, and comes to live in a modest neighborhood near a border town,” she added.

When things were going badly during the campaign, Trump found a scapegoat in “the Google poll.”

“A new post-debate poll, the Google poll, has us leading Hillary Clinton by two points nationwide, and that’s despite the fact that Google search engine was suppressing the bad news about Hillary Clinton,” he said at a rally in late September. “How about that.”

And, finally, just over a week before the presidential election he went on to win, Trump went after most of his targets with one classic tweet.

Wow, Twitter, Google and Facebook are burying the FBI criminal investigation of Clinton. Very dishonest media!