Saturday, October 15, 2005

Paging Dr. Davis. . .

Doctor Davis, Puh-leeeeese?

I remember now.

Yeah, and I'm gonna still remember when I'm 80 years old and no one ever got the bug up their ass to record a different "hospital" audio track. How many fucking times am I gonna be watching a movie or TV show and hear the same goddamn English receptionist's voice that they where using seventeen years ago, when they made Queensryche's Operation: Mindcrime, asking for this Doctor Davis?

Is it really such a pain-in-the-cock to get a realistic hospital background noise without grabbing ass off some twenty year old audio sampler? What, is this tape just laying around- "Oh, let me just throw the hospital sound in there and then it won't sound like it's just a movie. . . .we'll really suspend their disbelief!"

Guess what? After it gets to the point where it's obtrusive to my ability to not think about the "audio track" my sense of disbelief is shot. Way to ruin my movie-going, Geoff! You half-Indian-son-of-a-bitch. I Hate You! I hate your hair!! I'm not waiting for 22, I'm waiting to not remember ever hearing your stupid album again so I can watch TV and not think about former prostitutes turned nuns and riding around in D's shitty blue New Yorker in Libertyville with Seth making prank CB calls disguised as a woman.

I wish I had the ears of a stranger so that every medical scene I ever experience in any format disn't leave me thinking about fat Harry belching out I Don't Believe in Love and then making-off with my live Lizzy Borden video.

And don't even get me started on that won't-call-us-back-cause-he's-too-good-to-be-too-good-for-us-anymore prick, Justin.

Fuck!!

FUCKKKKK!!!!

The only "dangerous underground movement" I'm gonna have is not led by Professor X. It's gonna be the Prog-rock turd I'm gonna shit down my fucking pants the next time I hear that bitch asking for "that Doctor".

It should have been Scott Rockenfeld's arm that got severed.

For a band that was heralded for it's appropriation of electronic sound-generating techniques, ya think they coulda' made their own god damn sounds for fuck's sake.

2 Comments:

I'll never forget how disappointed I was when I heard that hospital sample in an episode of The Cosby Show. They have consistently disappointed on every album since then. It's really sad that they have done nothing interesting since Mindcrime. So yes, Mother-fuck Geoff Tate and the other Dragqueensryche fuckers.