Wow... From reading the few bits on this forum about the bible I discovered things I never knew about before, and no, I haven't dug myself through the 33 pages of this thread yet. I've never seen so much shit in one place, eh... book. Apart from that I actually never really read that bible even when I was "believing", I had fairly enough of it during class and it bored the shit out of me. My book of morals were the Fairy tales from Hans Christian Andersen, and my fav up to this day are "The ugly duckling" and my all time fav ever, "Tiny".

"Some part of our being knows this is where we came from. We long to return, and we can, because the cosmos is also within us. We're made of star stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." (Carl Sagan)

I have a small request for the fine folks of TTA. I just read about a guy who sold a million eBooks by paying 300 people to give 5 star ratings and my book is doing well so far with just 1 rating. Could those of you with an Amazon account, some free time, and a desire to make bad life decisions head on over to the amazon site and give me some stars?

I've reviewed all three. Thinking back though my review for the physical book may get rejected cos I think I forgot I was no longer on TTA and might have titled it 'Fucking Brilliant'. Not exactly the cleverest thing I've ever done.

The other two should be fine though. If the third one gets rejected I'll have another go at it, and try not to swear this time.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.

Yep, Amazon have already emailed me effectively telling me I have a dirty mouth. Let's hope attempt number two makes it through the screening process.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.