The Tiki Barber image rehab tour kicks off in earnest (remember, he's planning to play again) with a big Sports Illustrated profile dropping tomorrow. In it, he tells a story of the time he went into hiding in the attic of his agent, Mark Lepselter.

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"Lep's Jewish," says Barber, "and it was like a reverse Anne Frank thing."

Never mind that Barber was hiding from the media because it had just come out that he dumped his pregnant-with-twins wife for his 23-year-old intern. The real question, asks Hickey, is who are the reverse Nazis?