Substitution In The Dark

My girlfriend hides me in the closet at work and then lures the higher-ups into it. She pushes them into the corner and then pretends to be going down on them. But, in reality, it's me doing the deed. It's dark in the closet, so they have no idea. At first, I wasn't really good at it, but I'm an expert now. I am happy to give them oral for her. She is a queen and shouldn't have to do it, so I do it for her.

While it might be easy for you to shuck your insecurities at the door, most women only feel desire in context - how safe she feels, how connected to you she believes she is, and how she feels about herself.

There's no getting around it, guys, women need foreplay. But there are faster ways to get her where you want her to go than fussing with candles, strewing rose petals over the bed, and greasing her down with expensive massage oil.