In reality, you're pitching up with your other half after a hard day winding round the local trails. Still, it's good to have aspirations!

At least you can fantasise about your Snowdonian adventure in the Berghaus Snowdonia 2 Man Tent. The 2 man tunnel style's roomy enough to sleep two campers comfortably, it's ultra-light weighing in at only 2.95kg and thanks to an ultra-tough PU-coated flysheet and groundsheet, you can be sure the bugs won't creep in and that it'll go the distance.

It looks like they should do as Millets and Blacks are part of the same group. For some reason the Millets site doesn't have a FAQ section. Blacks says:

"All our stores give the Armed Forces a 10% discount off full price items upon production of a valid MOD card. The discount cannot be applied online, however if you place an order over the phone and quote your MOD number, our customer service team will apply the discount to your order."