I've always wanted to kick my ultimate driving machine when it didn't comply. Now BMW recommends you kick it in the rear to gain access?

Cool.

Just don't tell my 5 yr old kid. He'll have his buddies from down the street over in no time flat to explain, " if you *BAM* kick the trunk....it opens! "
Cause if I find little shoe prints on my paint I'll have to fill the trunk with shovels and lime for some Edgar Allen Poe s**t.