Author has written 13 stories for Digimon, Harry Potter, and Weiss Kreuz.

Ok, updating again! YAY! Once again, Prince Crawford chapters have been written, but my copy of the Lion King isn't WORKING. ~sob~ Sooo.. I'll have to wait until Nagi gets back from camp to borrow hers, or I can continue shoving it into the VCR until it plays/explodes. ... Most likely, the latter.

Believe it or not, there ARE straight pairings I like, I'm just too lazy to type them up (after writing all that? no way! x.x;)

Let's see.. what else should I cover... oh yeah, there's more fics that I don't put up on FF.Net (no, they're not lemons. -.- I don't write lemons! ~twitch~ Except when Nagi makes me. And it's been half a year and I've hardly even started that one.), mostly because I hate them/they're traumatic. But if you're really desperate, you can find them at in my office... (under corners). You can also read Nagi's stuff, which is amusing ~nodnod~ .. Most of it's PWP, but hey, it's amusing anyway.

I wind up inserting myself and a lot of my friends into my stories as shameless plot devices, so if you ever feel the need to go off and read stuff they've written you can find them in my Favorite Authors. Jimmy and Shinigami Nagi operate under the penname Unofficial Schwarz, Ken/Kero is Megatokyo Seraphim, Aussie BraD is Blue Silhouette, and Bryce/Asuka is Asuka10. And no one else has an FF.Net account, sadly. _;;

And if you're still with me, feel free to e-mail me or instant message me or whatever... You have no idea how happy mail makes me >.> and most likely the reply will be instantaneous, because I have no life and am prone to spending 6+ hours straight online. Most of those aren't spent on IMs, though, so e-mail is probably your best bet.

Oh look! A Weiss Mary Sue! Another story of the perfect girl joining WeissSchwarzSchreientKritikerRosenkreuzetc.! OH. MY. GAWD. You HAVE to read it. Aya and Crawford are the Embodiment of Mary Sue Haters. I think. DONE LIEK WOAH.

Weiss and Schwarz take it upon themselves to write their own fanfiction. Pairings: As many as possible. Even ones you haven't heard of. Probably OOC, but we love that. Chapter 19 up: OMFG AN UPDATE :O ESCA! clapclap FLOW NE!

[yaoi] BxS. CH3 UP! Yep, I'm still writing this. ^_^ One always has to take responsibility for their actions, even when drunk. Yet maybe all actions weren't performed entirely under the influence of alcohol, but with the feelings of something more?

(Presenting... The Neko King! XD Latest chapter yet, I do believe.)Brad gets cast as Prince Charming in fairytale, with Schu as his annoying sidekick, an annoying Narrator, a blue censor dot, and a lot of cross-dressing princesses.

It's a sequel to Nagi's Magic Pocky... Farf tries to help Nagi think up a catch phrase to keep me from forgetting him in all my fics. ... Yes, I fail again at writing Nagi-centric. x.x; And FF.Net needs a category for stupidity...

Includes some references to 'A Morning Started Off Right' & written for Lovecraft, because she threatened me. ~nodnod~ I attempted to make it Nagi-centric... and failed miserably. ~face fault~ Anyhow, Nagi's pocky gets stolen. ;_;' I'll have to rewrite th

Short fic I wrote back in November, apparently. Anyhow, Schu and Nagi are incredibly sugar high, and arguing over what candybar is the best. Brad gets stuck in the middle. ..Not much more to say, really ^_^;;

Sequel to A Morning Started Off Right; Brad thinks an author is trying to steal his identity, which is semi-true, and gets granted three wishes for no apparent reason! Now Farf is semi-sane and Weiss are all undead. *FINISHED*

Complete insanity. Focuses mainly on Schwarz... Weiss receives a mission, stating that Schwarz is attempting to steal the nation's supply of toasters, this information turns out to be false, however, and Weiss winds up stealing the only toaster Schwarz ow

Rated PG-13 for psychoticness. This could probably be considered a badfic, it'd be very interesting to MST at least. It's got everything, waffles, flying purple cats that only speak backwards-Italian... a rave, and someone marries a toaster.