In talking about Brand on the Graham Norton show, Perry "slipped" and said, "'Life's never dull with him - that's why I married him," before correcting herself and saying, "That's why I'm marrying him." She also referred to Brand's mother as her mother-in-law, which just seems...kind of normal, right? [DailyMail]

"It's weird, isn't it? Because you're doing it stage by stage you're not really realizing how mental it is. As well as the things that are glamorous, like being on the cover of magazines and newspapers, I've got a girlfriend I really love, and that's normal and stable. She's a pop star and everything but she's a really normal bird. And I suppose I've had to grow up a lot. She's a pop star. That's what I wanted, that's what I got and that's what I've fallen in love with. And she's a proper, proper lovely bird, and I really, really love her."-Russell Brand on Katy Perry [TheSun]

Beyonce's rep is already denying a report that the singer is still angry with her father, Matthew Knowles, for having a child with another woman while still married to Beyonce's mother, Tina, and that the split between father and daughter is causing career-related problems: "Beyoncé was horrified to find out her dad cheated on her mom," says a source, "She always looked up to him, and she is very close to her mom, so this has hit her really hard. She is refusing to speak to him, which is making things difficult where it comes to managing her career. Some people at Columbia now think it would be better to move him aside." [PageSix]

Edyta Sliwinksa , who co-starred with Jake Pavelka on Dancing With The Stars, says that she's not surprise Pavelka's relationship with Vienna Girardi fizzled out: "They are both wonderful people, but their relationship was built on sandboxes. I mean, there's no foundation to this relationship. They met on a reality TV show." [People]

Meanwhile, Jake says he's "hanging in there, you know? My stomach is a little [twisted]...I don't really want to get too much into it. I'm getting all the Tweets and support from fans, and it's absolutely... you guys are going to get me through this, and thank you." [USWeekly]

Lady Gaga was quite impressed by Elton John's vintage china collection when she visited his home: "GaGa had a tour of his home and was awestruck by his collection. She kept complimenting him on it," says a source, "He was tickled by her fascination so presented her with a set. She was over the moon with the present. It was a vintage set and probably worth a fair few bob." [TheSun]

O'Neal has also opened the Farrah Fawcett Foundation, which "funds alternative cancer research and treatment methods and aims to improve the quality of life of those with the disease." [Popeater]

"The latex is probably the most comfortable thing I ever wear because it just sticks on you. You sweat a little bit, but it's like a perfect fit! It makes you look extra skinnier than you are. It's hard to get off because you're like, a little sweaty. It's like trying to take a balloon off your thighs."-Katy Perry [DailyMail]

"The ultimate ambition is to follow in Clint Eastwood's footsteps and move on to directing films without me having to be in them. I'm on borrowed time and know my longevity will be predicated on being able to make that move."-Sylvester Stallone [TheSun]

England's sparkly vampire, Robert Pattinson is possibly rooting for Team USA in today's World Cup match: "I'm kinda more fired up by the American team, to be honest. I shouldn't say that. Jeez, that's terrible." [DailyExpress]

"You're facing darkness. If you want to go away from that you have to reach out and find positive things. Whatever hope or help I can give to people in similar circumstances, I want to spread that message."-Kylie Minogue, on dealing with a cancer diagnosis. [DailyExpress]

Twilight'sPeter Facinelli (who will always be Mike Dexter to some of us) has nothing but praise for his wife, Jennie Garth: "Sometimes we're in a store and I'll lose Jennie for a second. Then I'll see her out of the corner of my eye, and she's just the most beautiful woman. And I say to myself: ‘Oh, that's my wife, I'm so lucky.' Those moments just hit me - and they hit me often." [ShowbizSpy]

People reportedly booed at Jason Bateman when he cut the line at an Apple store in order to get the new iPhone 4. [DailyExpress]

Kanye West is set to open the BET Awards on Sunday, which will mark his first awards show appearance since the now-infamous Taylor Swift incident at the 2009 MTV VMAs. [E!]

"Music wouldn't be what it is without someone like Michael Jackson. I remember going to my high school talent show singing ‘The Way You Make Me Feel' and being a huge fan of his album Bad. I know all my dancers wouldn't be behind me dancing if it weren't for that."-Christina Aguilera [JustJared]

"I don't find the character to be cranky or rude. I find the character to be honest. And honesty comes off as cranky or rude, I suppose. But that character is way happier than I am. I'm cranky. He's not cranky. I'd be much happier if I were more like him."-Larry David, on the version of himself he plays in Curb Your Enthusiasm. [Guardian]

How Kelis would like to be remembered: "As a real woman who was comfortable in her own skin." [Guardian]

Jaden Smith says his father gave him some tips for his first on-screen kiss: "He said, ‘Don't kiss with your mouth open, you're definitely too young for that!'" [ShowbizSpy]

"I'm terrified of babies. I think, creatively, as a woman, you change once you give birth. I'm totally not ready for that."-Lady Gaga [ShowbizSpy]

I have a sister who is here, Brittany Lutz, and it's really cool that she's reading these books, and her friends are reading these books. The world has gone kind of corrupt. I remember from my day, I had twin brothers in high school-all those drugs are around, what are kids doing these days, and other things, sexual experiences. In reading these books, my sisters really stay true to themselves and their feelings and don't just go off of lust, but love, and holding out. It's really cool."-Kellan Lutz, on the Twilight series. [E!]

"The teabagger thing and the right-wing thing-they pick easy targets, and a female in the entertainment industry is low-hanging fruit. It's very easy to mock and marginalize people in general who are in the entertainment industry, for some reason. But then definitely there's the double standard and the misogyny that goes through it as well. They've got no problem with Will Ferrell or Alec Baldwin or Viggo Mortensen, but they tend to take issue when a female says something. It's just an easier person to bully. And they just love making mountains out of molehills. It's just a fact. If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way."-Janeane Garofalo [AVClub]