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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

August 23, 2005

WHEN BARBIE IS NOT ENOUGH

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And there seems to be a part missing....well, not "missing" maybe but another FORM of a part that is already there...if it was I might order it for those weekends when Mr Swooshman is at his "softball tournaments"....sigh.

Okay, I didn't look close enough. There are TWO attachments for, well, you know. And did yall see what you can DO with this thing??? Gimme one of them and I gahranteee Mr Swooshman will never sleep sound again!

Of course Amy Tan would send it to Dave. Wouldn't you? And, for those of us who may not have been paying attention, is our own Amy from the blog (who Eleanor may or may not be stalking--I have no opinion) really Amy Tan?

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From my relentless stalking of Amy, I can tell you with certainty that she is NOT Amy Tan. She might be Amy Fucia, or maybe Amy Mauve. I am also sure she is not Blue and White Striped Amy, and (Thank the Lord) she is not Amy Paisley.

Invisible? Wow, I thought it was a good trick to write The Joy Luck Club. You can turn invisible, too? No wonder people are stalking you. If you can turn invisible, you probably have other super-powers, though (like shooting death rays out of your eyes, or crushing cars like empty beer cans), so I'm leaving you your privacy, Amy (Not Tan).