Wake the Fuck Up Coffee

Wake the Fuck up Coffee is not from your corner store coffee shop. Do you need to be alert? Got some studying to do? Working late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here's your remedy. Wake the Fuck up Coffee makes a seriously strong f*cking cup of joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake The Fuck Up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.