"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." - Kurt Vonnegut

I use the hell out of semicolons in my writing. It just happens that way. Then again, I hated Slaughterhouse-Five because I had to write a book report on it. Just try finding a particular passage you want to cite when there are four timelines, none of which happen in chronological order. So I always cast a wary eye toward Vonnegut.

I had no idea. I'm disappointed. In the realm of beer I could down quickly in college, I enjoyed PBR and High Life. I got hammered, played video games and went to Rick's though as opposed to wearing ironic t-shirts and starting flash mobs, so I'm sort of confused.