This is the same school that once praised him, citing his "out-of-this-world dance moves and enthusiasm for Mason Athletics, Gunston is the Patriots' most recognized and biggest fan, soaking in all of what George Mason University has to offer."

Of course, GMU doesn't have the balls to say they're killing him off - instead saying Gunston's "graduating" to participate in "Go Green" events. (Is this Obama's plan to fixing the energy crisis?)

Spare us your PR machine. We know, and his 5,000 Facebook friends know, you're putting the dirty mutt to sleep.

We can only hope the person in possession of the costume has enough balls to show at Mason's home opener in character with a noose around his neck and constantly give the new mascot the slit-throat from the student section.

And we're once again calling on Realests Nation to take a stand. We already saved him once. How hard could it be the second time?

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"You should see the post-it notes on my wall: Job #1: GET THE REALESTS."- Henry Abbott, TrueHoop

"We're funnier than you."- The Realests

"The Realests have no regard for human life."- The Fakests

"There's really no local connection here, but I like these guys at The Realests."- Dan Steinberg, DC Sports Bog

"I never learned how to read, but if I had, The Realests would be the third or fourth thing I read every morning, after a Hooked On Phonics site and a blog that features only cute babies and scrumptious cakes."- Will Leitch, Deadspin

"These guys are hilarious. (And they have pix of hot chicks in some of their posts.) Their only downside is they like Michigan."- Mitchell Blatt, Juiced Sports Blog

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