See, I interpreted this question to be, what kind of name would a person choose for this mad dude as depicted.I mean, yeah, he probably was given a boring name by his parents. But how could they know that little Archie would eventually become Wirebeard, the Vicar of Neon? The friendly head of the political and quasi-religious organization acting as the public face for the secretive and almost unknown cabal of power brokers known as the Plasma Lords?

ok so check it Picard discovers a new M class all up in this biotch and he's like BITCH I ALL Y'ALL DISCOVERED YOUR ASS 'N SHIT and he plants this MASSIVE fucking flag we're talking thirteen stories tall made of radiation into the top of this tiny molehill and he does three backflips and lands on top of Worf and he's like I HEREBY NAME THEE, SIR BEDOVERE, IN THE STYLE OF I HAVE BEEN ACCUSTOMED, THY FOLD, THY HAST, THY HONOR, MR WORF, FIRE. and Riker's all yeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwch cap'n Imma need to call da burn ward CAUSE U BE MACKIN' ON DIS HOMIE and then Barclay shows up and he's all SHIT BIOTCH I PROGRAMMED A WHOLE HOLODECK SIMULATION OF THIS PLANET ONLY ITS GOT ladies and Riker's all SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT and they all telefrag Wesley and they party hard all night.

Meanwhile, Data attempts to tell a joke. Spot tries a new kind of litter and is somewhat surprised.

What feature have you never, ever seen in a video game ever, but would love to see?

For now I'll give the cop out answers (something not yet technically possible but which would be awesome) of either "true human-level AI" or "full-immersion VR that solves the physical-motion-mirroring-virtual problem (better than walking on an omnidirectional treadmill)", but I'll talk about it with my roommate on our 5+(Weather) hour road trip tomorrow and try to come up with a legitimate answer.