The last time a major (category 3-5) hurricane struck the US was October 19, 2005.It has been 2804 days since Wilma hit, the longest such period since the Civil War.In 1954, the US was hit by three major hurricanes in less than 10 weeks.Obama wants to restore the climate to safe levels of CO2.

I read somewhere that climate change is happening at unprecedented rates, so it is time that I unilaterally punish American citizens – because China, Russia and India refuse to punish their own people. Someone has to be punished for the weather.