Marcus Slease is a (mostly) surrealist, absurdist, and fabulist writer from Portadown, N. Ireland and Utah.
His latest book is Play Yr Kardz Right (Dostoyevsky Wannabe, 2017).
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milk shit/shit milk

While examining dildos and butt plugs and books on the female orgasm at Adam and Eve's, I met a colon cleansing salesman. He claimed a lot for his kit. The price was steep. The colon was an obsession growing up. Quite regular analysis/discussion of the consistency, length, and color of stools to indicate health. Lots of books on colon cleansing systems in my house etc. In other words I am no stranger to the claims of colon cleansing.

Well, this guy claimed his colon cleanser was much more adanced than the system of Jason Winter (another colon cleansing guy with books to boot). He claimed it cleaned you so well, you may experience milk in your stools. But not just any milk mind you. We're talking about milk from long ago. As in breast or bottled milk from your younger days. Has anyone out there experienced shitting milk? If so, did you experience a sense of relief, nostalgia etc. ?

A good colon cleanser is supposed to be spirtual (and physical). It is often used in conjunction with fasting. Some experience visions after a day or two. In general, many users report expelling strange things they thought was digested. Just imagine years and years of old rotten food stuck to yr colon!

I am not fond of flushing, but again, if you take the quest I would interested to know if some or all of the claims are true.

i got to this post after googling a favorite internal phrase of mine 'shit milk' which i picked up from a guy who had lived in argentina and claimed that they swore a lot about shitting in the milk of the pure virgin...etc. when really upset.i also plan to get a 'high colonic' one of these days. why not!