Wife’s panties

Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon.
“Man,” the first guy said, “as soon as I get home, I’m gonna rip my wife’s panties off!”
“What’s the rush?” his buddy asked.
“The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!”

Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon. “Man,” the first guy said, “as soon as I get home, I’m gonna rip my wife’s panties off!” “What’s the rush?” his buddy asked. “The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!”