you could flush your system with water, have about 8 leters of water for every drink, you'll piss out unprocessed alcohol, and your urine will not contain a high enough % to convict with, in most places a Breathalyzer is not mandatory, but they can supena you for a urine sample

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A cop once told me that the only way to bypass a breathalyser test is to put a penny in your mouth and keep it there while breathing in the tube. The copper will cancel out the alcohol by some chemical reaction.....Not too sure of the sanitary implications, but at that point, I dont think you would care.

Nothing speeds up the processing of alcohol. It is in your bloodstream and can only be processed out by your liver slowly converting it into acetaldehyde and then acetic acid and carbon dioxide. Sobering up generally takes 12 hours from the last drink, but how long you must wait to drive depends entirely on how drunk you are when you stop drinking. When in doubt, wait it out. Also run some of the police tests on yourself before getting behind the wheel. Recite the alphabet backward, try to walk a line. Most of all, never lie to yourself about how "sober" you are. People seriously die from this, all the time. BABIES. LITTLE CUTE BABIES AND KITTENS DIE. ok very few kittens and not so many babies but a lot of people die

A cop once told me that the only way to bypass a breathalyser test is to put a penny in your mouth and keep it there while breathing in the tube. The copper will cancel out the alcohol by some chemical reaction.....Not too sure of the sanitary implications, but at that point, I dont think you would care.

Also, if you act drunk, it wont be much help.

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE

ummno... maybe if you flicked the penny up to block the hole on the breathaliser and then detached it when the copper removed the breathaliser

i drank 2 pints at the pub along with half a jug of vodka, redbull, then went to my mates house and had another double vodka red bull and around an hour later i drove home, got pulled and passed the breathaliser

I've heard about 1 houre for every drink/beer you had, but of cours its more complicated than that. It depends if you had alot (or littel) to eat before you started drinking and you bodysize/type play a role to (metabolisme and stuff like that)

I disagree. Your body can break down one UNIT of alcohol in an hour. So, it really depends on how many units you have. Also, you tell me. Go get drunk, don't eat/drink anything after and see how long it takes you to sober up. Then, go get drunk on the same amount again, drink a ****load of water after and a powerade, then have something whole wheatish and tell me you don't sober up quicker.

I've heard about 1 houre for every drink/beer you had, but of cours its more complicated than that. It depends if you had alot (or littel) to eat before you started drinking and you bodysize/type play a role to (metabolisme and stuff like that)

Yup, what you have before lines your stomach which is crucial. It can make you probably drink another half as much again if you aren't a big drinker. I always make sure I get 6-7 meals in before I start drinking, a **** load of water and skimmed milk. Alcohol tolerance also plays a part. But to the breathal;iser, it just measures how much alcohol you have in your bloodstream. It doesn't matter if you act drunk or don't. If you have over 40mg of alcohol out of 100ml of vapour, you're off the road.

A cop once told me that the only way to bypass a breathalyser test is to put a penny in your mouth and keep it there while breathing in the tube. The copper will cancel out the alcohol by some chemical reaction.....Not too sure of the sanitary implications, but at that point, I dont think you would care.

Also, if you act drunk, it wont be much help.

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE

This chemical reaction does work provided that the copper is heated to 300 degrees celcius, i dont know about you but losing your license sounds better than losing your tounge.

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Police when doing their training actually get to get bombed. They get up to .08% alcohol level. than in a closed and highly supervised course they are permited to drive. Why? so they know what it is like to be that drunk and trying to drive, at .03 most of the guys think that there is no way that they should drive, when they hit .08 and do the tests and drive, yeah they have zero sympathy for you. 0.08 is alot of ****ing booze, if you think you shouldnt be driving, than dont! If you have to talk people into the fact that you can drive, dont!, a beer or two sure who doesnt drive, anything more just say **** it and stay and get smashed, than walk or call a cab, or get a DZ driver.

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235lbs on stage
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27' legs
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I disagree. Your body can break down one UNIT of alcohol in an hour. So, it really depends on how many units you have. Also, you tell me. Go get drunk, don't eat/drink anything after and see how long it takes you to sober up. Then, go get drunk on the same amount again, drink a ****load of water after and a powerade, then have something whole wheatish and tell me you don't sober up quicker.

You may FEEL more sober, but the alcohol is still in your bloodstream.

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No the copper penny does not work, You cannot beat the PBT or the blood test. Police in Pa do not need a supoena for an alcohol test. We have the implied consent law, summed up if you are SUSPECTED of driving under the influence of alcohol or controlled substance you have to submit to a chemical test of the police offficer's choice ie blood, urine, breath. If you refuse, loss of license for 12 consecutive months. But the smart thing to do , DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!