LOL! OMG! I remember when they showed us this video in 2nd Grade. So old!

Sep 23rd, 2009 07:16 PM

A Bad Enough Dude

All the kids dressin' like witches and ghost-es.
I put a nasty-ass bitch in hypnosis

Sep 10th, 2009 02:55 PM

Nick

That pumpkin is a jerk.

Sep 7th, 2009 10:10 AM

Colonel Flagg

Are you sure those "pills" weren't just orange-flavored tic tacs?

Sep 7th, 2009 01:38 AM

Mockery

Well there's always this year, Desert_Screams. And if they don't just hand the pills out to you, offer to raid their medicine cabinets. And while you're in there, go for the Flintstones vitamins. Or better yet, see if they have an old pack of Monster vitamins!

Sep 6th, 2009 08:04 PM

Desert_Screams

Damn. Nobody ever gave me pills when I went trick or treating. I feel so deprived.

Sep 4th, 2009 03:16 AM

peh_

Holy &$*#, I so remember watching this... I love how the pumpkin is a creepy voyeuristic perv... Happy Halloween!

Sep 3rd, 2009 11:13 AM

palsy blue stupid

Hilarious. I thought it was a bit sad that Corey and her father were so formal and awkward around each other like they barely knew each other: "have you ever seen the inside of a pumpkin before?" I get the feeling he isn't around much anymore.

Also, the introduction with the floating masks could be the start for a great music video for The Cure.

Sep 3rd, 2009 01:37 AM

Mockery

I know Julio, I missed that cat too. I guess the old saying about sequels never being quite as good as the originals apply to educational films as well. After all, the original didn't have a condescending animated talking pumpkin...

Sep 3rd, 2009 12:57 AM

Julio

What? There's no Incredibly Serious Cat?

Sep 3rd, 2009 12:42 AM

Captain Seamus

I love these old safety videos. Someone should take the creepier clips and put them in a slasher movie.

"This Halloween...Safety tape won't save you."

Sep 2nd, 2009 08:27 PM

qovab

not as funny as the first one but still pretty funny

Sep 2nd, 2009 11:27 AM

Miroslav208

That was some really great funky-disco at the beginning.

Sep 2nd, 2009 05:21 AM

greenimp

at least they dident end up dressed like a klan member going to a rave like last year

Sep 2nd, 2009 12:52 AM

teknotheef

Dude this is classic i-Mockery. I have been waiting for an article like this for a long time!

Sep 2nd, 2009 12:13 AM

Brunbb

what the hell was all over that candy bar?

and that is definitely not what i imagine pumpkins sounding like.

Sep 1st, 2009 08:28 PM

darkvare

this one cracked me up great article

Sep 1st, 2009 07:52 PM

IXCE

This brings back memories. I remember watching this in class back when I was like in 1st grade.

Sep 1st, 2009 07:19 PM

DavidFullam

I was listening to Altered Images "See Those Eyes" this morning as I read the article. Makes amusing background music for the animated GIFs.

Sep 1st, 2009 07:04 PM

BurnPianoBurn

actually I have to say ROG, I made that robot costume 2 years back, and it seriously was a pain in the ass to move about, that and being 6'3 in a giant cardboard tinfoil robot costume. Doors were a complete nitemare, children ran in terror, drinks and tables were knocked over. However, it was the most bitchin Costume around!

Sep 1st, 2009 06:12 PM

danielsan4610

The guts scooping animated gif cracked me up. There's nothing like seeing Halloween footage and images from the 70s and 80s. Something about it seemed much more sinister and dangerous than it is now.

Sep 1st, 2009 01:26 PM

10,000 Volt Ghost

I love the :O pumpkin face right before the oncoming doom.

Sep 1st, 2009 11:08 AM

MarioRPG

Halloween has come to I-Mockery and it's brought talking jack-o-lanterns.