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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf 2015 3 out 10

Sharktopus vs WhaleWolf 2015 3 out of 10

I was really disappointed by Sharktopus vs Whalewolf. This franchise keeps getting worse and worse. The Sharktopus in the first film was kind of a cool silly concept. The Octopus tentacles allowed Sharktopus to go on land briefly to make a kill. The first movie was fun. Now with Sharktopus 3: it seems they have just become extremely lazy. Beyond coming up with a new hybrid creature for Sharktopus to battle it seems like very little thought went into the rest of the movie. The best scene was a nurse in what looked like a sexy nurse outfit from Halloween being chased by the horrible CGI Whalewolf.

The plot: Sharktopus is on a killing spree again and Casper Van Dien is drunk on a boat just holding onto his last minute of fame. There is also a horrible storyline about a Nazi scientist (played by Catherine Oxenberg whose last minute has already run out ) experimenting on humans and turning an ex steroid abusing baseball player into a hybrid Whalewolf. The Whalewolf is awful and looks like a Scooby Doo monster.

It is part man/part wolf/part killer whale and is a badly animated CGI creature that isn't even remotely scary looking. It was like a terrible gore filled Scooby Doo episode without Scooby and the gang or a mystery or any story that you are invested in at all. I was waiting for Casper Van Dien to capture and unzip the Whalewold Costume and point out that it was Mr Withers all along. Unfortunately this wasn't a Scooby Doo episode. Instead it was a boring display of terrible CGI and bad jokes and cheesy action. The CGI was so terrible that I didn't even care when Whalewolf battled Sharktopus. Seriously Whalewolf is one of the worst movie monsters ever......and that is saying a lot.

Skip this bad shark movie (unless you are a sucker like me) . Watch Sharknado 3 or Roboshark instead. Even 3 Headed Shark Attack was more enjoyable.