The Epic Meal Time Cooking Arsenal is Badass Branding

The boys at Epic Meal Time have expanded their operation into the consumer product industry with their latest venture. The Epic Meal Time cooking arsenal arrives just in time for Christmas, giving men everywhere the tools to create that perfect holiday meal.

The Epic Meal Time cooking arsenal is a collection of standard issue kitchen items: non-stick pans, sauce pots, cooking tray, knives, and a spatula. However, these items are decked out with Epic Meal Time branding and logos. If you want to learn to cook signature Epic Meal Time dishes—like candy bacon and Jack Daniel’s bacon—these items are a must-have.

Pre-orders start at $99, but won’t be delivered until March 2013. In the meantime, the lads will send you stickers, a kitchen towel and a signed photograph from one the cast members in exchange for your patience and contribution.