It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion. It is through beans of java that thoughts acquire speed, that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning, It is by caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion.

It's a real bitch to have to roast and grind the coffee, but oh, oh so worth it. Fresh coffee, City Roast, of some lovely African blend. Just the slightest bit acidic, and all warm rich goodness sliding down my gullet. Along with whatever bits of Saturnalia food I can pilfer before guests arrive. Oh honey-glazed ham, you so tasty.

Keldoclock wrote:It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion. It is through beans of java that thoughts acquire speed, that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning, It is by caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion.

It's a real bitch to have to roast and grind the coffee, but oh, oh so worth it. Fresh coffee, City Roast, of some lovely African blend. Just the slightest bit acidic, and all warm rich goodness sliding down my gullet. Along with whatever bits of Saturnalia food I can pilfer before guests arrive. Oh honey-glazed ham, you so tasty.

THEN DRINK SOME OF THAT FUKKEN WEAK ASS SHIT AND POST PIKKYTURES OF IT MAN SLUT.