"The Headmaster ritual" ended in tears"Rusholme Ruffians", you are not welcomeThey all say "I want the one I can't have""What she said" was that"That joke isn't funny anymore" she said"How soon is now?" I don't know, you askGuessing we're getting "Nowhere Fast""Well I wonder", could it have been better?"Barbarism begins at home" you say, are you mad?You died on the floor and shouted with your last breath "Meat is Murder"!

i said "The queen is dead" as its a true fact"frankly, Mr shankly" i continued to my teacher"i know its over" i said to myself sadly i wondered if "had no one ever" thought about me a allas i walked home past the "cemetry gates"i heard gossip being spread about me so i suppose "bigmouth strikes again" sighOUCH i thorn i suppose i'm " a boy with a thorn in his side" "there is a light that never goes out" the council should fix that lampost <!--emo&:P--><!--endemo-->:P:Pi feel the only thing i have learned is that "some girls are bigger than others"

sorry that its so crap btw

I'm spellbound, but a woman dividesAnd the hills are alive with celibate cries

I suppose now there is no need to have seperate threads for each album. it may as well be all one thread.Elko could you kindly take the posts from this one and put it in the smiths lp thread and rename it just smiths poems please

They reminded me: Has anyone ever seen "Make The Pie Higher", the 'nonsense' verse made up of George W Bush's more baffling utterances? It's dead funny, in one sense; dead scary in another.

It was bopping around the internet for a while there, I'm pretty sure I can locate it. I'll go try..

Here it is:

"MAKE THE PIE HIGHER"

by G W Bush.

I think we all agree, the past is over.This is still a dangerous world.It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?Will the highways of the internet become more few?How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.I am a pit-bull on the pantleg of opportunity,I know that the human being and the fish can co-exist.Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.Put food on your family!Knock down the tollbooth!Vulcanize society!Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

HAHAHA, Noonan, that is HIlarious, the pie part makes absolutely no sense. Actually, none of it makes any sense. Thank God he isn't in charge of the most powerful country in the world... <!--emo&:unsure:--><!--endemo-->

Anyway, the Smiths poems are all really amusing, I'd do one but they've almost all been done and I'm feeling lazy.

I decree today that life is simply taking and not givingEngland is mine, it owes me a livingBut ask me why and I'll spit in your eyeOh, ask me why and I'll spit in your eyeBut we cannot cling to the old dreams anymoreNo, we cannot cling to those dreamsDoes the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?I dunno...Under the iron bridge we kissedAnd although I ended up with sore lipsIt just wasn't like the old days anymoreNo, it wasn't like those daysAm I still ill...?

D'ye remember last year, the bomb that went off on a train in Madrid, killed all those people?

It's widely held now to have been Al Qaeeda or similar, but initially (understandably, given that it had occurred in the capital of Spain) this atrocity was blamed on Eta, the Basque seperatists.

So I'm watching CNN. There's the Bushster, promising the law-abiding, god fearing citizens of Europe that "The E.T.A." would not go unpunished, and that they could never break the spirits of the "Spainish" people. (That's NOT a typo and I'm NOT kidding.)

Honest to god, you'd think somebody would tell the poor twat.

Mind you, were some aide to say: "Mr President, they aint called E.T.A. It's just 'Eta'", there would then be the very real risk of him demanding:

"Well, find the bitch. Throw her in camp X-ray for a year or two. That'll teachify her to terrorise them Spainian folks...."

i shouted out 'who killed the kennedys?' when after all it was you and me