In Deadpool, how had the girl with “the power of luck” ever been in a situation where she was staying at a facility where they tortured mutants? Seems unlucky to me. And you can’t use the “she wasn’t lucky yet” defense because she was in a facility for mutants.

DirecTv. Advertised we move you for free. Said it would be $100 to move. I said just cancel and then they said oh wait, we’ll move you for free now. I was like, nah, I’ll just cancel. Be decent to your customers to begin with. Not as a last resort.