For anyone who cares...a poster name update. As I enjoy my mid-life crisis, I have realized that while I cannot afford the typical material things usually obtained to divert one's own attention from the fact that age happens, things like sports cars, trophy child brides or even a toupee, I can emerge with a new name. So, gather round and bid a fond farewell to Lehighvet88, he has served us well, but the times they are a changing and so am I. So from this point forward, I will answer to SomeDarkHollow (Hollow for short?), which may or may not be a reference to that place on my person that is growing hair faster than I can pluck it (you all over 40 should relate).

As a folically challenged male in mid life (almost-does 48 count)I hope you were not serious about wanting a toupee. Just get one of the Davy Crocket coon skin hats like we had as kids. I am firmly convinced more people make fun of guys with rugs than balding guys, so accept it with grace. Theres more important things to worry about like sports cars and trophy wives! Just keep repeating: SomeDarkHollow doesn't give a fk what people think of his hair or lack of it! Welcome back on board.

Just to let you know, I have never and will never consider a rug. The minute I started to notice a growing spot up there, out came the shears and hello 1/8" buzz. Best decision of my life. If the powers that be have decided that they need my hair, so be it, I aint gonna fight it.