About Schadenfreude, someone asked the great fourth century theologian Saint Augustine, "What is the greatest joy of heaven? Is it the bliss of the eternal and immediate pressence of God, or is it the pleasure of being able to look down into hell and watch the suffering of your enemies?"

The good Doctor reportedly replied, "They're about equal."

Mathman, who has turned over a new leaf for the coming season: No sanza, all aware.