It has been reviewed.

Thanks to everyone for reading, commenting, and sharing the blog with your friends. If you got a lot of joy from it, maybe consider donating $5 here.

Special thanks to my amazing editor Jerrika, who rocks and shouldn’t EVER change.

This blog will live at this address for a while, since I think I found a new hosting plan that will allow that. So some people will be visiting this blog for the first time, a while from now, and see this post. Welcome! You can start here and access all posts here. I promise all posts aren’t as long as the first review. Enjoy, and always remember to lather and rinse but not repeat.

This has been a DELIGHT to read, and a wonderful constant in my life — thank you. I’m so proud of you for being done finally!!! And also thanks for giving me a reason to scour my old middle school journals for mentions of Lizzie/Gordo, those are a trip.

Thank you so much for doing this! I took a lot of joy out of watching a show that I admittedly really like get eviscerated. I don’t know if that’s indicative of something deeply wrong with me, but this has been such a fun blog to read! 🙂

There’s gotta be more wrong with me that I actually started this blog. I’ve considered other projects, but I don’t really have the time to dedicate to them and I need to focus on making my own shit instead of ripping apart other people’s!