Meth-Head Masturbator Man Subdued By 15 Cops

One day you’re walking in the bar to enjoy a pint with your mates, the next thing you know, a guy fends off a dozen or more cops while masturbating at them.

Though he claims he has no recollection of it, Andrew Frey, 37, of Beaverton, Oregon, was high on methamphetamine, masturbating, and subdued by 15 police officers at Iggy’s Bar & Grill on Sunday.

At about 1PM on Sunday, the first call came into the Marion County Sheriff’s office about a man acting strangely. Frey had allegedly refused to pay a locksmith he called to at his home.

From there, he went to a gas station with a convenience store attached. Frey hung out for a while until an employee had escorted him off the premises. Frey’s next journey was to head down the road to Iggy’s Bar & Grill, where he calmly, under the demonic powers of meth, sat at a barstool, whipped out bowser, and exposed himself to a bartender, police said.

As soon as this happened, a police officer was called on the scene – Frey had vanished. The lone Marion Country deputy crept slowly towards the bar’s bathroom where he discovered Frey conducting a one-man show. Frey wasn’t having it, and neither was the officer; according to the deputy, he tased Frey multiple times due to Frey resisting arrest. The Taser wasn’t very effective, so, the officer got into a fight with Frey.

Due to the fight with the meth-head masturbator, the deputy couldn’t reach for his radio, yet the dispatcher managed to call in massive backup.