Marjorie liked to make her guests comfortable during her Sunday tea parties .
Marjorie : "Oh good afternoon Penelope , please have a seat in my comfortable rimming chair and tell me about how that awful fishmonger tried to sell you salmon instead of trout "

Penelope : " Oooh Marjorie , what a lovely Tea party this is , my arse feels especially in need of a good clean today , and this rimmimg chair is most agreeable to sit upon "