My wife said we can't have sex because of her period. I said her mouth isn't on it's period. Looks like its masturbation for me tonight.

and this is why you done get your knob slobbed by your wife.

of course her mouth isn't on her period, but how often she does this deed for you has a lot to do with your attitude towards the act. If you feel like you're entitled to it and expect her to be your wife and suck your dick when she can't please you in other ways.... its a big turn off. Act like its a present and a gift! Give positive reinforcement (oh baby, last night was SOO hot!! yummmy yummy!)and she'll think of pleasing you more often, and might actually think of pleasing you before you have to ask for it

my random thought: why do vitamins have to taste and smell soo shitty! I can literally smell my vitamin sitting on the desk in front of me. gross