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Friday, 1 August 2014

"It is shameful the way the highly nutritious, delicious, and perfectly respectable zucchini has been depicted in this repulsive book!"

The Organisation showed deep chagrin at the phallic symbology attributed to the honest marrow. They have demanded - failing the withdrawal of the book from the market-place - that a particularly offensive scene depicting the female protagonist lasciviously fondling a zucchini be expunged from the book.

In a surprising turn of events, the Vibrator Manufacturer's Lobby is supporting the "Veggies Beyond Vegans" in this heartfelt protest. Common enemies make for unusual alliances!