Kate Moss insults Sienna Miller

Kate Moss is reportedly sick of Sienna Miller winning modeling assignments and thinks the blonde beauty should stick to acting. Moss is said to be furious Sienna is featuring on magazine covers she thinks should be hers, and lashed out at Sienna during a boozy night out at the Ritz in Paris.

A source said: “She was loudly saying Sienna was not a professional model and she should be getting front covers – not an actress. Sienna is a real threat because she is younger – and has kept her nose clean. But Kate is not ready to give up her throne.” Another insider said: “She also said how she thought Sienna’s stab at celebrity has failed. Kate said, ‘Sienna has blown it now – she’s had her last chance. But she was never one of us anyhow’.”

I’ve always liked the term “professional model.” All you do is sit there while people take photos of you. I do this all the time, but it’s usually for medical journals, under the heading “dangerously sexy.” You might as well call yourself a professional breather. “But you see, you have to inhale…then exhale.” But I suppose there is a talent for staring vacantly into a camera and jiggling your breasts that separates the professionals from the amateurs. It’s called “screwing the photographer.” In any case, there’s obviously only one way to settle this little catfight – lesbian jello-wrestling. I’d pick Sienna to win that one, unless the prize was a bag of crack, in which case she’d be destroyed.

Clearly you quoted it best Superficial, “Sienna has kept her nose clean.” Let’s ask Kate if she is feeling bitter over her being so stupid for getting caught snorting coke and losing multimillion dollar modeling jobs. Sienna just happens to be next in line and if wasn’t her it would be somebody else.

Couldn’t it be a catfight between The Doritoes girl and Miss St. Pauly Girl? These two washed out twigs fighting with each other over fashion overs just says one thing to me, Kate is a whiney bitch, and Sienna, take a look at Kate and do yourself a favor…try not to become like that. Oh, P.S. Kate? You got something right there on your face…no, right there, under your nose…yeah, thats it, you got it now. Oh wait, theres more.

There is only one reasonable and civilized way to settle this: Both women must show me their breasts. Whichever one has got the best pair is the winner. Uh, I’m not sure what she wins, aside from the opportunity to have sex with me, but — now that I think about it — that option is pretty much open to the loser, as well. Anyway, the point is that they should both have sex with me and I’ll get back to the rest of you about how it went.

Maybe Jude Law could smear some cocaine on his little willy and Kate Moss could snork that up. I’m sure that would hurt Sienna’s feelings more than a cracked-out hoser proclaiming that she’s a washed-up nobody.

what is astounding about this story is that kate moss actually thinks there is some great difficult process to becoming a professional model. my guess is that she was “discovered” by calvin klein in a sewer somewhere in england one day and the very next she was posing next to the professional male model, mark wahlberg and displayed on giant billboards over times square. after watching several seasons of top model, i have come to realize that it takes these things to be a model:
1. illiteracy
2. not totally hideous but has a good body
3. respect for tyra banks
kate moss, you win, even though you’re clearly a jealous bitch.