Aur bakwaas ho gaya.
Aishwarya´a entry into Hindi films is not only not memorable but it
is actually very much desirable to pretend it never happened in the
first place. Sadly she was no acting miracle and so she is also
responsible for the movie balancing on the edge of unwatchability,
but the blame needs to be put also on extremely shallow script, bad
direction, forgettable music, and Bobby Deol, whom I just cannot take
seriously. My view on him and his questionable hairstyle may be
changed if I stumble upon a film that will present him to me in a
more favourable light (like it happened to Rishi Kapoor), but so far
Bobby boy was not lucky in that aspect.

We first meet beautiful
young Aarshi at her friend´s sangeet (the best five minutes of whole
movie for Aishwarya´s gorgeousness and dancing), and a bit later
buying a super expensive horse. Just so we know she is filthy rich.
Her father then fixes her marriage with a family friend´s son Rohit,
and Aarshi has no objections, even though she has not even seen a
photo of her future husband. But then one of her already married
friends commits suicide (no less!), because obviously her husband
turned out to be quite a kamina after the wedding, and THAT is when
Aarshi realizes it might not be the best idea to just get married
without knowing the person. And so she has a super original idea. She
is going to stalk the man (she doesn´t even know what he looks
like), who conveniently for a 90s Bollywood stays at Switzerland at
the time. The whole point of taking Aarshi there is to make Aish wear
some cool and latest 90s fashion western outfits and super short
skirts.

In Switzerland she bumps
into a hairy guy who annoys her extremely (yeah, this is Bobby Deol
making his entry while dancing awkwardly with her photo in his breast
pocket), only to assume few more annoyances later he is probably the
guy she flew down to check out. To her great pleasure he is
practically a saint and Aarshi promptly falls in love.

But the guy is
not Rohit... yadda yadda yadda.... doesn´t matter cause he´s too
filthy rich...yadda yadda yadda.... he makes fun of Aarshi´s dad
unknowingly... because of that daddy dearest forbids the marriage....
yadda yadda yadda.... more extremely weird problems.... yadda yadda
yadda..... happy ending. I lost my interest pretty soon. The film
obviously aspired to be a romance aka DDLJ (just BIGGER so Bobby in
the end doesn´t help Aarshi into a train but actually outruns an
airplane and STOPS it by crashing an animated car in front of it for
which I suppose he was later arrested and charged but film ends
before that happens). Most of it was so cringe worthy I wouldn´t
label it even „unintentionally funny“, because I felt sincerely
embarrassed watching it and its protagonists being stupid.

Aishwarya, bless her
heart, has always been a beautiful girl, and thank God for that,
because her looks was really the only saving grace of the whole
movie. Other then that she was atrocious, possibly one of the worst
female performances I have seen in my whole life. Her face was
unmoving, her dialogue delivery made my ears bleed and her overacting
made me tear my heart out of frustration. She was really cute in the
scenes with Shammi Kapoor though. Bobby Deol, as I have already said,
was just awkward to watch (Dharmendra´s children were just not
blessed with his looks or talent), Anupam Kher pull off yet another
of his OTT performances when you have difficulty deciding if he is
brilliant or awful (in this particular case I tend to believe the
latter), Shammi has a very small role, but it was lovely to see him
for a few moments at least.

Awful launch for Aish and
a „let´s suffer“ movie if you are in a masochistic mood (that I
have to admit I sometimes am and that is why I end up watching even
films nobody else would).