Monday, November 6, 2006

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November 05, 2006...Random Electional Thots:

VOTE if you're Registered & Register if you want to VOTE the next time. There is absolutely no good Xcuse for not participating in this amazing Xercise. It takes about twelve minutes to Register & less than five minutes to VOTE, if you do it correctly. In fact, it's easier to VOTE to=day in AMERICA than it's ever been. HAVA!

If i went to cherch as often as i've Voted in the last ten or twelve Years, i, too would be on track for Saint=hood. [pay no Attention^, that's an establishment clause joke] Assuming you are an informed voter, as i some=times am...You might take a gram of salt Advice from how i approach the machine. Just remembre, the slac has cast more ballots for losers than he cares to count, re=count.

>Vote in the Primaries. Try that even if you normally vote 3rd, 4th or 5th Party candidates. Eventually, the judges of Election will ask their party Bosses why there isn't an initiatif/referendum allowing Independents to make their voices heard in the off=seasons.

>Vote the Ballot Questions. More often than not, this is your only chance to speak outside the actual Election. It forms the politicle discourse to know what actual constituents believe about certain topics. Over=more, it frightens the Politicians that their constituents are actually paying Attention to proposals.

>Vote against bad incumbents. Follow the 80%/20%rule in this regard. Four out of Five elected officials are no longer doing what you originally wanted them to. Don't worry, they have other jobs lined up anyway.

>Vote in favour of Women. Only one (1) in five (5) women will be bad representatifs. [see that 80/20 rule?] My mother was a woman and i would have resoundingly Elected her to any Position on the ticket. They run the werld regardless & deserve their true Power.

>Vote your own Will, your best conscience. There are no reliable guides within the Soul, except its own fair schtriving. WE only get the Representation we Truly crave because we want it so desperately. And there is no greater satisfaction than to know that your honest Voice has made its mark on the fallible body=politick. VOTE.

My name is slac and i was thinking of endorsing this message, until i realised it was half=way a load of crud. Never mind~Commentors can Advise me That they voted, just don't tell me how... electoralSmooches^^