Crush Links: Mena Suvari Marries Simon Sestito In Italy

Mena Suvari tied the knot with producer Simon Sestito in Vatican City on Saturday. More importantly: What did her hair look like?! (People)

Lindsay Lohan‘s Inferno lines are terrible. As porn star Linda Lovelace, she’d have to say things like: “”To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!” (Jezebel)