Charo’s Boobs Are Still Too Much

Charo may be the single scariest woman alive. It’s like somebody decided to make a hand puppet from two cantaloupes, and quite frankly, that’s not an image I need. She frightens me in a deep and meaningful way; so I suppose it’s a bit strange that I love her too. And what’s not to love? She’s gotta be at least 160 years old, and she still pushes those fake ta-tas out like she were just a young twentysomething out on the street. Of course, when Charo was a young twentysomething, there was no such thing as fake boobs. Or electricity, for that matter. Has anyone thought about booking her on Celebrity Apprentice? I’d be down for that.