there is the more realistic response to this asnine blog post: those crazy teenagers and their mischief. Silly to think bored and rebellious kids don't trespass and kick over a lawn sign right... yeah that never happens.

When "crazy teenagers" pull down someone's candidate signs, they whack them all. And they just trash them, leaving the remains behind

What crazy teenagers don't do is to vandalize ONLY the Taylor signs and leave the house's other candidate signs alone. What they also don't do is take the signs away, so they can't be re-used. This has been the uniform pattern county-wide.

Assume you're writing from Democratic Headquarters, where the directive to steal Taylor signs obviously came from.