TRUMP: I think Governor Brown’s done a very poor job running California. They have the highest taxes in the United States. The place is totally out of control. They have criminals in sanctuary cities. I think the governor’s doing a terrible job … The taxes are way out of whack. People are gonna start to move pretty soon. If you don’t have safety, if you don’t have this kind of wall, the drugs are pouring through in California.

Actual government productivity will be a nice change of pace for Californians. They’ll still be paying high taxes out the shart gasket. But at least they’ll have a nice, fat wall to gaze upon as the tears cascade from their eyes.