Yesterday Nick Lachey appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk about his divorce, his new album and his plans for life after Jessica. Understanding what celebs are saying can be tough, which is why we’ve used the power of our patented Celebrity Translator to subtitle what he said with what he actually meant.

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Well, first of all the Internet was set aflame by today’s earlier report that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan might have – gasp! – said nasty things to each other at some Hollywood nightclub. Nicole Richie is still talking smack about her ex-friend. Mandy Moore calls Wilmer a lying creep. Now we have this story suggesting that Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera aren’t super BFF? What is the world coming to when uber-famous, over-blown diva starlets can’t play nice with each other? Didn’t these girls learn anything from Tupac and Biggie? How far does this East Coast/West Coast style beefing have to go before somebody’s jewel-encrusted Blackberry REALLY gets hurt?

Your catfights are probably having the Best Week Ever. Now please, ladies – stop the violence!

And today in Pete Doherty news: the Babyshambles rocker squirted a syringe full of blood all over an MTV camera crew after injecting himself chock full o’ heroin. Even though we Viacom minions are a sturdy bunch, the stint forced the camera crew to sterilize thousands of pounds of equipment. Even Doherty’s bandmates took offense to Pete’s antics, apologizing to MTV for his behavior. Props to jim for dropping off today’s requisite Doherty story, but we think we liked Pete better yesterday, when he was a woman.

If you live in the UK, not only do you get free healthcare, you also get to watch the footage of Pete’s blood squirt here on MTV UK.
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The folks over at Office Pirates made a very interesting observation – the latest “digital short” from SNL sure seemed familiar. In the sketch, Andy Samberg plays a suicidal man being talked out of jumping off a building by a man below, who is later hilariously revealed to be only a few feet away. Only problem is, NYC pranksters Improv Everywhere did the same thing back in December. Great minds thinking alike, or lazy plagairism? Here’s the original Improv Everywhere video. Here is SNL’s from last weekend. You be the judge!

We mentioned this last week, but in case you missed it, it’s time for a reminder. Now you can get last week’s FULL EPISODE of Best Week Ever on iTunes. You’ll never have to miss it again. Just head on over to the Music Store, click on Podcasts, then check out Today’s Top Podcasts for Best Week Ever. And Bam. There you have it.