Oceanography

So I know I have to go to Ocenoagrphy discussion class at 5:00 pm and there is going to be a quiz. I sit around as 4:40 pm rolls about doing something that was probably of utmost unimportance and I have no goddamn clue what it was. So I say all right now it's time to go to class ass hole and I better hurry I got like 15 f***ing minutes. Then I realize I don't know where the f***ing place is so I need my little bitchy schedule slip...where is my little bitchy schedule slip? I race around the f***ing room looking for my goddamn schedule slip. If I don't show up to class on GODDAMN f***ing time I'm going to miss the quiz! Even worse...what if I don't show up to class at all? After I can't find my GODDAMN schedule slip I race to my f***ing computer and go online as fast as I can to see if my schedule might be online. It is so I remember the location and take a moment to rest. Wait...4:52 pm. f***. I race out the door as fast as I can running as fast as I can because the bitch place is GODDAMN f***ing 1000 GODDAMN f***ing MILES AWAY. I finally get there just in the knick of time exhausted and breathing heavily. Then the ass hole teacher says we have a few goddamn presentations. Holy shit? Did he just say we had some f***ing presentations? I remember I signed up for a really early presentation date and my topic was the GODDAMN first on the list. As the guy goes up there my heart races I'm so scared. At first I'm worried about the f***ing 15% of the class grade the presentation is work I start to convince myself that 15% isn't all that bad. Afterall 0.75/0.85 is like a B+ so my B+ will become a C. Not f***ing bad aye? Now I'm freaked out about just having to be the idiot who says, "Ummm...I didn't do it." As my heart races for like 10 minutes it ends up that I don't have a presentation that day. Wow big relief, what a waste of goddamn stress. Then we get the quiz...yeah, the one I studied for for like 2 hours. It's 2 questions. And worth 1% of my total grade...or 1.111...% depending on whether the first two days counts as a week. MLIA