Warning to Homeowners - Certified Copy of Deed Scam.

Post date: Feb 27, 2012 9:36:23 PM

Before you send $60, $70, or more to any company that offers to help you obtain a certified copy of your deed (which they will claim you need), please consider whether you actually do need such a copy. Chances are, you do not. Free copies may be obtained online and certified copies, should you actually need them, are available at the Clerk's office. Call the office for more information.

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