* The Bomb Bag pickup text. "You found '''bombs''' inside! Now you can set them to C and blow stuff up! What a lucky guy!"* In the Spirit Temple, when the miniboss battle with the huge Iron Knuckle is about to begin, a ''single chord'' of the [[{{Leitmotif}} miniboss battle music]] plays, at which point the Iron Knuckle realizes that ''it doesn't have its gigantic axe,'' so [[RecordNeedleScratch the music stops]], the Iron Knuckle snaps its fingers to summon the axe, and then the battle theme starts over and the sequence properly begins. It's just so [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment out-of-character for the game]], like something out of WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes. See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zIuiVop1L4#t=46s here]].* There's something humorous about young Link playing Epona's Song and getting pushed by Epona.* Darunia gettin' down tonight when you [[spoiler:play Saria's Song]], complete with psychedelic background!-->'''Darunia:''' What a hot beat!** If you look during that sequence you can see Link back away very slowly in response, as if Darunia is trying to become a seductive God.* The ending of the Dodongo's Cavern in ''Ocarina of Time''. Darunia decides that he and Link are now [[BloodBrothers Sworn Brothers]], and gives him a hearty pat on the shoulder… [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength which knocks Link to the ground]]. After Link recovers, he decides to celebrate his and Link's new brotherhood by giving him two gifts. The first is the necessary PlotCoupon, the Goron's Ruby. The second? A Goron [[GroupHug Group Bear Hug]]. [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Cue Link running off screaming]].* Link's reaction to seeing Ruto after seven years. His facial expression is ''priceless''.--> '''Ruto:''' It's me, your fiancee, Ruto! Princess of the Zoras!--> '''Link (and player):''' [[SheIsAllGrownUp …]]** When you finally get the Zora's Sapphire from Ruto, she says you have to marry her now. The following narration is hilarious. Paraphrased, it goes like this: "You got the Zora's Sapphire! Ruto says you have to get married. You're not quite sure what she's talking about, but…"* After the defeat of Phantom Ganon, Ganondorf's last bit of the text:--> '''Ganondorf:''' What a worthless creation that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!!* King Zora moving over. [[OverlyLongGag Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep.]] [[labelnote:Ouweep.]][[OverlyLongGag Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep.]] [[BrokenRecord Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep.]][[/labelnote]] %% Please do not make this gag fill the entire screen again. By the way, Ouweep.[[labelnote:Ouweep.]][[OverlyLongGag Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep.]][[BrokenRecord Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep.]][[/labelnote]]** To top it off, that cutscene is the longest ''in the entire series'', at a staggering sixty seconds. A whole minute's worth of Ouweep.** Actually, this cutscene isn't the longest in the series. It's not even the longest in the game. The sequence in which Zelda grants the player the Light Arrows last at least six minutes, which is why many speedrunners affectionately refer to it as "Long Ass Cutscene".* Koume and Kotake, the witches collectively known as Twinrova, arguing after they've been defeated.--> '''Koume:''' I'm only 400 years old!--> '''Kotake:''' And I'm only 380!--> '''Koume:''' We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age!** While that particular part takes the cake, the rest of their argument is pretty funny as well, especially considering the fact that they seem to be more concerned with bickering with each other rather than they fact that they're dying.--> That's no way to talk to your older sister!--> WE'RE TWINS.* Ingo's groveling when you come back to the ranch after defeating him.* You got the '''[[DropTheHammer Megaton Hammer!]]''' Use it to '''smash''' and '''break junk'''!** And later on, you get to use it to smash Volvagia's head in. The way the battle goes, you might feel like you're playing "Whack-a-Mole" with a dragon, which is really inherently funny.* Some of the animations in the DancePartyEnding might get a chuckle out of you.** One of them is a dancing ''Redead''. (Which might explain where they got the idea of dancing Redeads in ''Majora's Mask''.)** The Gerudos dancing like Rockettes are notable, too.* Link's reaction to first seeing Twinrova, followed by Twinrova winking at him.* Sheik getting tossed around like a rag in the scene where Kakariko is on fire. It's otherwise a very serious part of the game, but that animation just looks ''[[{{Narm}} ridiculous]]''.* Most would consider this NightmareFuel, but [[RefugeInAudacity seeing live cows inside a giant fish]], some of them stuck in the "walls" and still mooing, make the MQ version of Lord Jabu-Jabu's Belly one of the [[BlackComedy funnier ones]].* Ruto gets a little too close to Link following the defeat of the jellyfish in Lord Jabu Jabu's belly, and causes Link to freak out and move away so that he accidentally falls into the water.* The simple fact you can pop gastric bubbles and kill enemies in Jabu Jabu's belly by '''throwing Ruto into them'''. This becomes especially {{egregious}} when you realize that an ''aquatic''-dwelling amphibian princess who basically spends all her time in a watery environment, can kill Biri and Bari, deadly '''''electrified''''' jellyfish by chucking her at them. [[FridgeBrilliance Maybe it's because she's the Sage of Water and has the power to purify evil on contact.]]* The "doors" in Jabu-Jabu's Belly are really [[ToiletHumor sphincters]]. Yeah… [[FridgeHorror don't think too hard on that.]]* The freaked out reaction from the head of the Skulltula House when you show him the Mask of Truth.** His reaction to the Skull Mask.--> "If I wore something like that...I'd be a real Skulltula...AAAAAAAAAAH!"* The Carpenters in Kakariko Village look pretty tough, but when they walk, talk, or do anything else, it's pretty clear that they're not just AmbiguouslyGay.* Link's idle animations are pretty fun to watch, especially in the ice dungeon where he'll shiver and sneeze. Equipping the iron boots and hearing their loud clanking is also pretty funny.** On that note, just seeing Link walking in the Iron Boots on land is funny. He's clearly struggling with the weight.** If you equip the Iron Boots before entering Kakariko Village [[spoiler:when it's on fire]], [[GameplayAndStorySegregation he will run at normal speed but the clanking sound will still play]].** If he stands on the mechanism of the Windmill Hut long enough, Link starts to get woozy.* During the Mask-Selling sidequest, when you give the Spooky Mask to the kid in the graveyard, this text box pops up:--> You charged him the full price of 30 rupees?! And he didn't even mind paying!* Being ambushed by cuccoos. As irritating as it may be sometimes, there's no denying how absurdly funny it is seeing Link getting his butt absolutely handed to him by a bunch of squawky chickens.* Naming Link Zelda:** "Zelda… Strange, it sounds somehow familiar."* One of the Gorons in Goron City has this gem. It's basically proof that Gorons don't go outside much.--> '''Goron:''' Oh? We don't get many visitors way up here. Where are you from? The forest? What's a "forest"? It's where a lot of "trees" and "plants" grow? Now I'm even more confused! Nothing grows around here besides the [[red:Bomb Flowers]]… We don't have "seeds" or "nuts" around here either. Even Deku Sticks are very scarce around here!* After you get the Goron mask from the Happy Mask Salesman, put it on and talk to any Goron and they'll think you're a child Goron. They even tell you to make sure you eat your green rocks.* During the start of the game, Navi (somehow) bumps into one of the holes in the fence. She also says "Hello!" to the girl who teaches Link Z-targeting (L-targeting in the [=GameCube=] version and the 3DS remake).* The FlavorText for when the weird egg hatches.--> Look! a chicken[[note]]changed to "Cucco" in 3D[[/note]] hatched from the egg you were incubating! It's the miracle of life!* The fights with Phantom Ganon and Ganondorf are a bit less terrifying once you realize you're basically [[TennisBoss playing tennis]].** Especially once you realize that [[ImprobableWeaponUser a bottle will work too]].* If you let the Poe Keeper be and watch him for a while, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent his captured Poe souls on display will misbehave and try to make a jailbreak.]] The Poe Keeper will then smack the cages with his staff and scare them all back inside. Doubles as NightmareFuel, because if the Poe Keeper is scary enough to keep ''ghosts'' in check and doesn't even have to look at them to know they're getting away, just what is he?!* There's a crazy Goron who loves rolling down Death Mountain, leaping into the air when he's about to stop and landing with a [[EverythingIsBetterWithExplosions BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!]] Bonus points for funny if you happen to be squished in the process.* Whenever Mido is acting as an NPCRoadblock, you can engage in some vaudeville-esque slapstick by getting him to waddle back and forth as he mirrors your movements to block you from going forward a la "monkey see, monkey do".* [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn Ganondorf apparently provides his own theme music]].* Talking to people in Hyrule Market while wearing a mask.--> "A mask…I wore masks around when I was your age. What? You say you can't imagine me doing that?"* Link trying to dive into the ''frozen water of Zora's Domain''. Sure, he'll get hurt if he does that, but it's so amusing that he would even try that.* Link can actually [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg-m1klg8Os hookshot the statue's nipples in the Spirit Temple.]]* Some of the pits you can bomb open have inexplicable cows in them.* Navi's [[StopHelpingMe hints]] may be annoying to some, but there's something legitimately funny about seeing Navi's hints for a specific area ''while you're at that area''. For example, her wondering where Zelda is even though she's right in front of you, or telling you to go to Kakariko Village to get the item Sheik told you to get while you're in Kakariko Village. Looks like even fairies can leave their contacts at home.* One house in Kakariko Village has the back door closed if you go in as a child. If you try to get inside, the person in the house will scold you about how only bad children try to sneak through the back door... before he immediately decides you're perfect to share some gossip with.* Hearing Darunia's son (who is named after [[HelloInsertNameHere whatever you name Link]]) talk about how much he loves his name can be downright hilarious if you choose to name Link something ridiculous.* It's possible to fight Ganondorf in his first phase by using a ''Bottle'' to deflect his attacks back at him.* When you light the last torch that makes the giant jug in Goron City start spinning, Link spins in place for a couple of seconds, as well. One gets the impression that it's a bug they left in because it's funny and doesn't hurt anything.----