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That’s it

I’m calling the NAASPCA. I’ve been so angry I couldn’t type. [ed. note: Angus, you don't type anyway.] The peoples brushed me twice yesterday and gave me a bath, jackasses. I got a brushing before the bath and one after, and they weren’t with the nice soft brush. No, they used the one that gets out a lot of hair, and I worked hard to grow it all, dammit! Why do they gotta disrespect me like that, taking out all my hard-grown hair? The girl tricked me, she gave me a new bone and then started brushing me when I laid down to eat it. And then she tricked me again, I thought we were going to go play outside, but she shoved me into the bathroom and the boy made me get in the shower. And what happened in the shower… I don’t even want to talk about it. Then they brushed me again when I was dry! What the hell?!

Angus – I totally feel your pain. But let me tell you about something worse than the bath you got. The baths your get at the vet. There was a time when my mom took me to the vet once a week to get a bath and I had to stay there all day in a crate by myself while a fan blew on me and I got NO treats. It was awful. Now mom gives me a bath and I don’t like it but it’s better than the vet baths.