"I want to tell you where I've been/To the farthest reaches of the 69 galaxies/Places so far removed/It makes a man question his sanity."

Back when I was but BitterYOung I used to love Saturday mornings. I'd get out of bed early, scarf down sugary cereals, then scramble to the basement to follow the adventures of Marshall, Will, and Holly in the "Land Of The Lost." Sure, in retrospect the stop-motion animation, done on a shoestring budget then looks cheesy now… but the show introduced some heavy concepts that the show "Lost" liberally borrowed from. And nothing scared little me more than those creepy Sleestaks.