What Luke & Lorelai's Child Would Be Like On The 'Gilmore Girls' Revival, If Fans Are Lucky

In a world where everything is Luke and Lorelai and nothing hurts, I like to imagine that the two had just one, tiny, little, perfect, baseball cap wearing baby together. He'd go and spend weekends with his big sister Rory who would read him all the classics. He'd go to Grandma Emily's house for dinner, but he'd make sure his mom actually arrived on time. His dad would teach him how to brew a proper pot of coffee for his mom by age 7. And cousin Jess would show him how to build a Soapbox car for the derby with optimum speed. Just go with me on this. Listen, I have absolutely no clue if Luke and Lorelai will have a kid in the Gilmore Girls revival, but a girl can dream. Can't she?

I'm not going to argue whether or not Luke and Lorelai are still together, because it's an absurdly preposterous thing to question. Well, that, and the fact that, according to TV Line, Lauren Graham said at the ATX Television Festival in 2015 that, "I think they’re together, 100 percent." So, I'm going to take her word for it. Mostly because she is Lorelai in a sense and because this scenario fits in well with my personal Luke and Lorelai baby agenda. At least I'm honest in my Gilmore Girls bias, guys.

Here is what a Luke and Lorelai child would probably be like, in an ideal world:

1. First And Foremost, I Think It'd Be A Boy

It'd be fun to see Luke and Lorelai with a son considering, no matter how much we try to deny it, he already has a daughter, and Lorelai has the best one on planet Earth. It's just better to not compete with someone with that sort of a title. Plus, it'd give me Jess and Luke feels.

2. He'd Be Incredibly Thoughtful, But Also Humble

Like, he'd ask Luke if he could help him make Lorelai birthday pancakes, but wouldn't wake her up to eat them until noon.

3. He'd Be Enrolled In Classes At Miss Patty's Dance Studio

Because he's lively, active, and attention-getting.

4. But He'd Also Be Outdoorsy And A Member Of The Boy Scouts

As TV Line relayed, Scott Patterson did say at the ATX Television Festival that he thinks, "Luke either stayed in town… or he closed [his diner] down and moved to a lake 40 miles outside of town. He reopened Luke’s Diner [there] and it’s a bait and tackle shop. He sells camping gear, as well." Maybe he did do that, just with Lorelai and Luke Jr., who they affectionately call LJ, in tow.