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My partner almost always falls asleep before I do, and sometime she talks right before conking out.
So I talk back.

Her: I’ll bet that’s the evolution of jumping jacks. Like, snow angels, right to jumping jacks. Yeah.
Me: Could you explain that a bit further?
Her: What?
Me: How snow angels lead to jumping jacks..?
Her: Probably by wheels.

Her: I just figured out how divorce court works!
Me: And how is that?
Her: Well they probably all arrive on boats. [Laughs hysterically to herself]
Her (completely deadpan): They’re probably capitalists though.

Her: You look like you’re that avatar guy. Fantastic. You also look like an anime character. One that’s all like “chu chu chu chu chu!”