"Hi, Mitch. It's me: Tea Party. You've been neglecting me and not giving me that hunka-hunka burnin' turtle love that you used to give me on a regular basis. And now you won't answer my calls and you change your number. I mean..... I'm not gonna be ignored, Mitch!"

Rann Xerox:"Hi, Mitch. It's me: Tea Party. You've been neglecting me and not giving me that hunka-hunka burnin' turtle love that you used to give me on a regular basis. And now you won't answer my calls and you change your number. I mean..... I'm not gonna be ignored, Mitch!"

Tea party groups in Kentucky have been dissatisfied with McConnell for voting for debt ceiling increases

Good to see these people have a firm grasp of how our government works. Yes, it's true that we might be spending too much money, but you can't just shut the entire farking government down and have us not pay the debts we owe. Let's just stop, in one instant, paying every single government employee (including our defense department), every single welfare recipient, and everyone we owe money to. And then, when the world descends into anarchy, lets take bets on how long it takes for these pants-on-head morons to start screaming for the federal government to DO SOMETHING TO SAVE THEM.