Sources from a Johannesburg prison have today revealed that Oscar Pistorious has been getting drunk on prison bath-house booze and revealing a diferent side of his personality to fellow inmates. Rumours say that Oscar has been indulging in his drink of choice - Oscar's Bathroom Shots - and making a fool of himself in the communal showers.

Hundreds of thousands of racists today liked a picture on Facebook of a caricature of what appears to be Al Jolson during his now accepted as incredibly racist black and white minstrel days. In a show of irony that most of them were completely unaware of they bombarded a picture that said this isn't racist, with racist comments.

One user, known only as "Mikey Plums" said "vis is neva racist, and if any black cunt finks it is, i wil fite im in tha fevas"