My spirit animal is a wolf because I like to be free & independent; but I’m also fiercely loyal to my pack! But when I’m drunk my spirit animal is a raccoon because I become sneaky and grabby and I steal things.

My biggest fears are: spiders, needles and tentacles

I am not a morning person. Or a midday person. Or a night person. I am not a person.

I hate the taste of pineapple, and it certainly does not belong on pizza. (if you are in favour of pineapple on pizza, leave now – your kind is not welcome here!)