I have begged and pleaded for well-edited clips of skateboarders and rollerbladers hurting themselves — you know, clips that are longer than 10 seconds and use slow-motion to its greatest effect.

Well, someone listened. This magnificent compilation takes several rollerblading injuries and face plants that I've never seen before (and I've seen most of them), and gives each painful moment its own gorgeous slo-mo moment. It's really got everything you could want. I mean, a rollerblader gets run over by an SUV. If you can't climax to that, just wait for the final ten seconds. I don't want to give anything away, but I'll say this: ROWR!