"What?" you say, "we already have a hill! What's the point of this?" Well, to shake things up a bit, the hill is a hole! It is, in other words, the ANTI-HILL. If the two were to meet, the nothingness that the Hole contains would cancel out the invincibleness of the Hill, destroying the very fabric of our universe! With that said, I pull up a lawnchair, open a box of popcorn, and claim the Hole.