A radio-controlled flying dildo invading a Russian press conference. I can’t think of a better way to start the morning.

Now, this press conference is from at least five years ago, and the guy speaking appears to be chess champion Garry Kasparov, who has been an outspoken critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin, and has been arrested repeatedly, and beaten, for his political activism.

So we wish no flying members in Gary Kasparov’s future. But damn, this is a great idea for a Putin, or Mutko, presser.

Russia might be a much happier place if it simply had a few more flying dildos.

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Those reporters started laughing and then realized they had better stop. Notice the guy stomping on it when it hit the floor? “Look at me Vlad, I saved us from that prick”.

billhong

In the old Soviet days the perpetrator of that stunt would have been sent off to the penile colony for sure.

http://adgitadiaries.com/ karmanot

Translation: “If you prick us do we not bleed?”

FLL

The Moscow Patriarchate of the Russian Orthodox Church needs to be the new target of Pastafarians worldwide. May the wrath of His Noodly Goodness descend on the Moscow Patriarch.

http://adgitadiaries.com/ karmanot

mmmmmm That explains why TSA agents have dildo breath.

TheOriginalLiz

Well, now our press conferences seem even lamer.

Anonymous

That’s absolutely amazing

Pat

Mmm, almost… “Vive le gode volant” is what u’re looking forp

mpeasee

That was fantastic! Viva la volant gode!! (pardon my poor french)

jomicur

Is it blasphemous of me to wonder if it was sent by the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Bomer

So…is this a modern version of a fascinus?

nicho

It couldn’t happen here. The American Sheeple have already been carefully trained to line up quietly, take off their shoes, empty their pockets, and submit all parcels for inspection whenever they’re told to. They even quietly submit to body searches. No smuggling remote controlled sex toys anywhere.

http://www.rebeccamorn.com/mind BeccaM

I can think more than a few public figures whose events would benefit from the uninvited appearance of remote-controlled helicopter sex toys…

Monoceros Forth

Maybe it was just a disgruntled Karpov fan?

cole3244

there is a left in russia, it might be small but it does have an active imagination and sense of humor.