Dave Barry to sign book in Paramus

As the father of a teenage girl, author and humorist Dave Barry has a lot of angst. The main source, of course, is teenage boys, a subject he writes about in his latest book, "You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About."

TELL ME MORE: It's not just parenting, though. It seems like nearly any subject creates a crisis for Barry, or at least a little dread or aggravation. He writes about many of them in this new book, which is about much more than parenting. As Barry writes in the introduction, the book covers topics including "grammar, sex, camels, women, brain surgery, sex with women, how to become a professional author, airlines, Justin Bieber and death." When in the area for past book tours, Barry wouldn't just sign. He likes to read a little, then talk to the people there, so come with questions.

QUOTE: "As a best-selling author, you will be sent out on a book tour, which is a multi-city trip starting out in New York City and ending in death. Ha-ha! I'm exaggerating of course. FACT: Only eight percent of book tours are fatal to the author." — Dave Barry in "You Can Date Boys When You're Forty."