Wouldn't it be great to be able to poop a ring? Like poop in the shape of a ring? With the help of our new diffuser… Piece of equipment that goes around the waist like a belt, then has a double-strap device that goes from the front down, splits around the genitalia, then junctions back to a single, to the diffuser directly and hard-pressed against the anus, terminating back up at the waistband. When the user defecates, the diffuser gets to work, shaping the feces in the form of a ring by default, or custom apparatus can be concocted.