Slow Down

Uploaded 12/04/2010

One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming.
In order to do this he would need a stud rooster. He asked around his
fellow farmers and the general consensus was that the best rooster was
from a far away town. His name was Randy. The farmer went to this far
away town and met with Randy's owner. The owner confirmed that Randy
was indeed the best, but would come at an expensive price. After much
deliberation, the farmer decided to invest in Randy.
When the farmer got home, he sat down with Randy and explained what he
needed and reinforced the great expense he went through to obtain
Randy.He told him that while he expected Randy to perform, he also
expected Randy to pace himself. The farmer released Randy in the hen
house and Randy went wild. Feathers where flying and Randy was
servicing every hen in the house. The farmer reiterated to Randy the
necessity of pace. The next day, Randy not only went flying through
the hen house, but also went after the dog, the cat, the sheep, a fox
and several other accessible animals. The farmer was outraged. "Randy"
he said, "You can't possibly last at this pace." "Slow down, I need
you for a long time." Well, the next day, the inevitable happened.
Randy was lying in the field looking like death was soon coming.
Buzzards were circling around and slowly getting closer. The farmer
watched his investment slowly dying. He dragged himself up to Randy
and said "How could you?" "I asked you to pace yourself, I told you
how important you were."
Slowly, Randy opened one eye and said "Shh, they're getting closer."