What is Patreon?

Patreon is a site that works kind of like a long-term Kickstarter. You go to someone’s Patreon page and sponsor them for a monthly fee ranging from $1-$1,000.

What do you get out of this? Stories about immortals hiding in plain sight. Stories about worlds with dead gods that know they’re dead. Stories about assholes getting kicked off Earth, recruited into a mission to check out alien technology, and fucking the entire thing up.

You also get periodic mental health tips and tricks and my unique brand of ranting and raving, all for as much (or as little) as you want to send me a month.

It’s a vicious, delicious cycle. Click below to throw a few bucks at me. I’ll let you draw me like one of your French girls.