JIMMY WANTS TO HELP YOUR JOHNSON

There’s a new ad circulating around in your television someplace about one of those pills that supposedly makes your penis bigger. I have no qualms with a bigger wang, but I’m just loathe to sticking random things in my mouth. Like pills. Unless Jimmy Johnson tells me it’s all good.

“So if you want that maximum performance edge everyday, I say go long with [redacted]…I do!

Jimmy knows a thing about penises. He used to coach at Miami. Video of the ad after the jump.

I’m perfectly happy with my penis the way it is. It’s those damn size queens that are the problem. They love all things European but when they find out the measurements I told them were in centimeters instead of inches all of a sudden they act like I committed some kind of fraud.

By: MenaceIISobriety

02.15.2010 @ 5:25 PM

I’m gonna make pom-poms for mine. Maybe something in a burnt sienna

By: Broms

02.15.2010 @ 6:21 PM

I’ve always been intrigued by double phallic names. Jimmy Johnson is pretty much the only famous person who fits, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Fox NFL team one day included Dick Wang, Willie Peters, Junk McBoners.