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Chloe Sevigny would rather Snooki wear her clothing line than Nicky Hilton. Snooki? The lesser of two evils? Whaa? [Celebitchy]

Here’s Sofia Vergara. Bending over. In a low cut dress. Why are you still here? [Celebslam]

There’s infighting in the Kardashian camp. The sides are divided into ones who are insulted by Kim’s fake marriage (Khloe and Kourtney) and those who are unapologetic fame whores (Kim and Kris). [The Superficial]