What will happen when you meet Lore

If you're not familiar with the Brunching Shuttlecocks, become so at once. If you are: Lore's chief reaction to this was to point out that the last line is a base calumny.
Which it is. But hey, sometimes comedy isn't pretty.

I wonder if he's really coming. I wonder if I'll recognize him.

Oh man, that's got to be him. He looks just like his cartoon.

Judging by that Volkswagen, he's still a block away. So how big is he?

OMIGOD. HE'S HUGE.

I didn't expect his voice to sound like that. Of course, what did
I expect his voice to sound like? NPR?

Nice outfit. All black, except for the kicky black & white tie.
And that explosive goatee. It's like what Mafiosi would look like
if they allowed them self-expression.

Did he really just order "a blue drink"?

I wonder if his shaved head feels fuzzy.

That's how you say "Sjöberg"?

Jeez, how was I supposed to know that writing Ratings was such a
soul-searing experience?