Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Reality TV is something everyone watches and
thinks, "Does the world really need another show about lunch ladies who race
chipmunks?! When the heck are they going to make a show about ME?"

Well,
parents, finally someone listened! Big Fish Entertainment, the television
production company behind DC Cupcakes and Black Ink, is interviewing families for a
brand new series!

The producers at Big Fish are casting their net all over the U.S. for couples with
young children or a new baby who are angling for a home upgrade. The
ideal family for this project NEEDS to move. They feel squeezed into their current space, like someone stuffed into tight pants after an enormous meal.

Now, not only does this couple hunger for a bigger home, but they want to
move closer to family, because being near helpful grandparents, aunts and
uncles is a godsend. But to which spouse's old stomping ground? Big Fish would love to meet
couples hashing it out over each partner's hometown, weighing out the
good, bad and the ugly, trying to find the balance that would be the
sweet spot.

If this sounds
like you and your spouse, Big Fish wants to hear from you today!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

When you know
the dances the kids are doing these days your students seem genuinely
surprised.

3.

You marvel at
how they can twerk with energy and passion -- as though their very lives
depended on it-- but look like propped up cadavers in modern, ballet and
sometimes even jazz class.

4.

As soon as there's any kind of delay when you're setting up something on the computer, some student rushes over to help because there’s NO WAY someone of your advanced age
knows what to do with 21st century technology.

5.

You HATE 90% of
current pop music and think it's nasty and just bad. How about some nice, clean
Madonna?

6.

You think about
demonstrating switch leaps -- your specialty back in the day -- but fear
leaving the studio on a stretcher.

7.

Every now and
then, you have a wee bit more empathy for that teacher of yours who showed up
for class perfectly lucid but reeking of the sauce.

8.

Your Come to
Jesus chats with your class begin with "You kids today…"

9.

You have to give
students nicknames because there's no way in hell you can keep Brittany,
Brenna, Britannia and Brianna straight while giving rapid fire corrections.

10.

When you make a
reference to a famous dancer of your day, or anything of your day, the students
have no idea what you're talking about. Who the hell is Barry Snikov
anyway?