It marks the first time FLOTUS has been immortalized in wax, but there’s a twist: The figure will speak, but what she says is up to the public. From now through May, Twitter users can share their suggestions with the hashtag #MTMelaniaMoments.

Well, the public certainly has some thoughts. Along with comments saying the figure looks more like Sarah Jessica Parker, Darryl Hannah, Caitlyn Jenner, and, erm, Ivanka Trump than the first lady, some people are trolling Madame Tussauds with their suggested soundbites.

A sampling:

“Help.”

“Save me.”

“Get me out of here.”

Though many have praised the likeness, jokes that FLOTUS should be holding hands with the neighboring President Trump figure are also running rampant.