if shes just got married she wont want to play a gig streight away haha well if not them im going with osloman and saying the libertines. everybody seems to want them to get back together (why i dont know?? they were awful wenever i saw them!)

It must be The Libertines - it would make more sense wanting to do a lower key thing than a headline set, plus would be in keeping with their usual way of doing things like secret gigs. And maybe it was decided that having The Libertines promoted as headliners was risky in case they pulled out of it.

then it won't piss off the people that run readings/leeds as they probably paid a shitload for them to headline. And if they're not announced it doesn't matter to the other fests as people aren't gonna decide to go to glastonbury for someone that's playing in secret. Libertines is a good bet though too. There's one park slot that's about a half hour after his set on the other stage finishes so who knows if that makes it more or less likely.

Plus both the bands mentioned would probably do it for next to nothing as they have a fondness for the event. (didn't doherty play for like £100 last year or the year before??)

i think libertines is as good a shout as any. i can't see it being Faith No More. I did dream about the White Stripes being a secret Headliner at Reading a few weeks back... it could be Muse, it could be Oasis or something stupid. who knows

Radiohead (Eavis dropped in an interview the other day "I've just been on the phone with Radiohead's manager trying to sort something out)
Vampire Weekend (Emily said she wanted them to play. Emily books the Park stage)
Klaxons (Said they were playing, arent on line up yet)

are about the right size for the Park stage surely? No worries about hysterical overcrowding if they announce them. I'd probably cry with hysterical disappointment if I staked out a position and saw Vampire Weekend shuffle on, but that's no danger to anyone else's safety. Unless they laugh at me, in which case I would give them a Chinese burn.

..who will descend upon park stage with rabid excitement and likely mirror the horrific mass crush witnessed in the hillsborough tradegy i can secretly confirm the massive headline performers to be shed seven.
im salivating!

top Franz Ferdinand and the first ever gig of The Last Shadow Puppets last year (especially if they are hyping up the set now). The logic expressed with Radiohead is very good (contracted to Reading/Leeds, exclusivity contracts), and as Franz and Puppets both have a good relationship with Emily Eavis, it stands to reason that this year's pair will again.
So:
Coldplay (two week gap in touring schedule so will probably be back in the UK)
Libertines get on well with the festival
Muse have headlined before and it'd be about two weeks before we can expect to hear their return single on the radio - which would be perfect timing
Radiohead obviously
Keane are at the festival socially, though they'd have little reason to want to play secretly.

Michael Eavis also said months ago that Glastonbury had 5 potential headliners, and that he was in the process of picking which 3 to go for. It stands to reason then, that this big band might be one of the two that weren't selected for top billing.

top Franz Ferdinand and the first ever gig of The Last Shadow Puppets last year (especially if they are hyping up the set now). The logic expressed with Radiohead is very good (contracted to Reading/Leeds, exclusivity contracts), and as Franz and Puppets both have a good relationship with Emily Eavis, it stands to reason that this year's pair will again.
So:
Coldplay (two week gap in touring schedule so will probably be back in the UK)
Libertines get on well with the festival
Muse have headlined before and it'd be about two weeks before we can expect to hear their return single on the radio - which would be perfect timing
Radiohead obviously
Keane are at the festival socially, though they'd have little reason to want to play secretly.

Michael Eavis also said months ago that Glastonbury had 5 potential headliners, and that he was in the process of picking which 3 to go for. It stands to reason then, that this big band might be one of the two that weren't selected for top billing.