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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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1) Someone needs a lesson in anatomy. Just sayin'. 2) Somebody slipped her a Mickey and that's why she looks so Goofy.3) TMI!!!!!4) Or is it death by giant, man-eating flower? Or maybe it's the newest trend in the Alien movies, where instead of the xenomorphs, ice cream cones and flowers burst out of their chests. 5) These are obviously the potential suitors rejected by the latest Bachelorette.

I need to bake cookies for my Fire Dept. bake sale next week. Mind is made up. I'm making a batch of Man Biscuits. Just so someone can ask for them, OUT LOUD. "Oh, those look yummy. I would like a couple of MAN BISCUITS please!" Yes, even though this is the USA and we call them Cookies, not biscuits like they do in the United Kingdom, I'm still gonna label them Man Biscuits, cuz I can if I want to.

Lmao what happened to the bride on the last cake did the three grooms shove her off before they all tumbled down the stairs in one giant catastrophe? Lol the poor dead gingerbread men stood no chance against the flowers of doom and the huge cupcakes. Hilarious.