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So, here we have a bit of fiction I’ve been working on. It’s intended to be an introduction to the setting/gamebook for my Essence Campaign Setting. So, here is a telling of the Legend of Nera of the Emerald Blade. I hope you enjoy. *** Essence 20 Welcome to Essence. This ever-expanding record is meant […]

I’ve been participating in a D&D Next discussion group on Facebook (this one to be precise). Someone there posted a comment indicating that they wanted a return to racial class limitations. My response was… energetic. It was the first time I really realized that there are things that Wizards could do with the core rules of the […]

Always Remember

Sure he crushes a few building, lays waste to villages, smashes cars and buses, and does untoward things with boats. Sure he spits radioactive fire that causes cancer, sterilization and blisters. Sure his table manners are not worth speaking of and the creatures he hangs with are sometimes worse than he is.

It doesn't matter.

Godzilla loves you.

He wants to see you every day. 'Cause he thinks you're special.

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Parting Thought

“Think as I think,” said a man,
“Or you are abominably wicked;
You are a toad.”

Today, the new stuff starts happening over at Welltun Cares Reviews. New post up, a week’s worth scheduled. Good deal, right?

You betcha.

But guess what, guess what?

I’ve decided to redo the headers and change the main page.

Isn’t that fantastic?

But wait! There’s more!

I’m nowhere near finished with next week’s review series!

I’ve had months to make a sizable buffer and I simply didn’t get it done!

It’s not all bad, of course. I do have the Dark Crystal review almost finished (he he he) and I can throw that up if push comes to shove. Still, I have Week Three looming. The week where I rewatch The Night Evelyn Came From the Grave.

he he he.

he he he.

I don’t wanna watch that again.

I FEEL LIKE I’VE A TERM PAPER DO TOMORROW AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FREAKING COURSE IT’S FOR!

I like Terry Pratchett’s stuff. Maybe not everything is a hit with me, but for the most part I find walking away from a book I don’t regret reading it.

This particular one, an early novel, had the deck slightly stacked against it. I’m more of a Rincewind/Granny Weatherwax sort of Discworld fan, and neither character is in evidence here. However I laughed where I was supposed to and had it been my first exposure to the series I would have come back for more.

I know. This is a lousy review. Comedy books like this, though, are hard to describe without risking some of its charms. If you like, say, Douglas Adams, or the other Discworld books, this will be a fun read.

Obviously it won’t be this month. Thus we plan for March. First real post on Sunday, March 1, with a full week of Cathy’s Curse (contain your excitement) followed in the next week by a Friday the 13th of some sort. Or the DarkCrystal. Whichever I finish.

I currently have a one week buffer, which means another hiatus soon after that. Unless I completely change my modus operandi that is.

In further news,this entire post was written via Kindle. Why? I just want to see what it felt like.

In sort it’s a combination of much easier and a lot more uncomfortable. Probably won’t do it that often.

A washed up detective with unusual luck finds himself on the trail of the Constitution of the United States. The real one.

Four posts later and not the book I hinted at. Didn’t even own it at the time.

My site in a nutshell.

A very vulgar, very funny detective yarn that I don’t think is quite as good as it thinks it is, but makes up for it in sheer weirdness. I was comparing it to John Dies at the End, and while it doesn’t stack up (I’ve read JDatE at least six times already and still feel the need to read it again, while I don’t have the same compulsion here) I’m rather glad I got it.

Kind of envious of the writing, in fact.

Again, very vulgar in places. If that’s a turn off, be warned.

Also. Not sure if I appreciate having seen the words Godzilla and bukkake next to one another.

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I was wondering if you ever considered changing the structure of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better.

More content would be good. Because almost ten years of content doesn’t seem to be doing it.

(Naturally, not daily, but still.)

It goes off the rails at the end, thought.

Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or 2 pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?

For those who haven’t clicked the link, here’s a small picture of the post.

This isn’t even chatty for me. This is me silent and moody.

And no pictures.

At all.

This post has more in the way of images.

But otherwise good post from a totally real person named free bondage cams.

Seriously. What is it about that post that says “bondage” to you? Or really, this blog in general?

Spam continues to be a highlight of my blogging experience. surpassed only by its deletion. And actual on topic comments.

While I think I might add a “Coming Soon” image to the list (or replace the “Also Playing”) I also think that’s about it for messing with site design. That should be ready to go when I reboot.

Now what needs to be done is working on a buffer. Meaning get enough old reviews up to snuff to keep content coming on the weekly while I work on new stuff as well. Should I get enough new stuff in the hopper, I might enlarge the coverage, as it were, and burn through the old stuff.

Or I can go old-new-old-new. Or old-old-new-old-old-new. It’s whatever I want, really, right?

Right.

In any case, the first three or so olds (Cathy’s Curse, Night Evelyn Ruined My Life Oh God Why Did I Watch It, and Horror Express) will be like new, as I’m rewriting them with the more modern style in mind. So there’s that.