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It’s that time of the year again: SUMMER TIME!!!! (We’re going to pretend that summer starts the minute school ends because FUCK THE SUMMER SOLSTICE). Now, throw those $300 dollar text books that you never opened out the window, and start living it up! Of course, in order to make the most out of your... MORE »

This past Thursday afternoon, campus police were dispatched to break up a fight that started in the bookstore. Witness reports state that the fight began when a 5’3” white female walked past another 5’4” white female without any visible recognition of the latter despite their past friendship. Reportedly, the two had been friends up until... MORE »

If you happen to be a twenty something female, chances are you have at least heard of the racy new show Girls on HBO. Odds are also good that you have somehow finagled an HBO GO password out of someone. Maybe you befriended that girl who never washes her hair or performed sexual favors for... MORE »