The first thought that comes to mind when one thinks of a double-ended dong is a cheesy lesbian porno or some skeevy guy looking to try to get two girls to have fun together. At least, I will admit, that was my thought process when I decided to order this toy.

This can be used for vaginal penetration alone or with a partner. With it being so long, I can see how it might also be used as an anal toy, HOWEVER, I would NOT suggest that simply because of the lack of a flared base to properly grip from. Though, the length leaves worries at the door for me, and that is not my use or goal for this toy.

I purchased this product for a bigger, broader experiment to help educate people on why proper toy storage is so important. So, why not try the toy out before totally destroying it?

The Veined Double Dong is made from Jelly material, which means that not only can it not be sterilized like silicone toys can, but it will also attract lint, hair, food particles. Just think of it like the silly putty of the sex toy world.

Jelly toys tend to come in a pleathora of wonderful colors and are fun to look at. It is strongly suggested that you use a condom every time you use a jelly toy as they can contain rather harmful chemicals such as phthalates which are found in a variety of plastic products and can be considered toxic. I also strongly recommend that if you plan on sharing this toy that you use a condom, and a different one for each user at that! I cannot stress enough how porous Jelly toys are, so they will absorb a lot.

That's not to say that all of these toys are bad, because they are not, and I was pleasantly surprised with this one and how well it got the job done.

They have a rubbery feel, drag, and smell to them. The drag is pretty epic if you ask me and not something I greatly enjoy. I like to have some drag to my toys, but I don't like to feel that if it's on my skin too long that it will come off with the toy.

When I opened the package, the smell was overwhelming and it smells even worse when you rinse it off with warm water. I have never found a remedy for the smell of jelly toys.

A veiny texture is found throughout this toy and each end has a head on it much like a penis, but I found that the head was too small for my preferences, but rather realistic. The veins I found to be unrealistic, but felt very pleasant in use anyway.

This toy has a rather realistic girth, so I say this could work for a beginner to advanced user. The length of this toy could be any that you desire, really.

The weight of this toy is very heavy and it was floppy in my hands and I thought, "surely, there is no way this will have good thrusting power," as it is soft, extremely flexible and I didn't think I'd get a good grip on it.

Beside the smaller head on this toy, I rather enjoyed the shape, texture, and size of this toy. I almost didn't want to continue on with my experiment because of how much I actually enjoyed using this toy.

The size is just right for me, it gives that feeling of being just full enough and the flexibility of this toy actually worked out to an advantage as I was able to manipulate it in ways that you cannot manipulate a firmer toy or real penis. Though, people who want to feel more girth will want to skip this one and find something with a bit more girth to it. My hands are rather small, so the fact that I can wrap my hand around it may be a turn off for some users.

As for the length of this toy, it's definitely not travel friendly unless you are packing it in a larger piece of luggage as it is 12" in length. It has a semi-realistic look to it, so it is very obvious what this item is. If this is a fear for you, leave this baby at home and bring along another toy.

Now, as I stated before, I was very skeptical about how well this toy would work for me. I thought it was too flimsy, too soft, and that the smell or knowledge of the material would just be a giant turn off. But I was wrong, I was very wrong. This toy did a fantastic job of bringing me to orgasm. I rolled on a condom (typical Trojan Her Pleasure condom) and set to work.

I used a bit of lube (remember, only water or silicone-based for this toy) on the condom and got to playing. Grasping the shaft, it slid in well, it filled me up, and once inside of me, it proved that it's weight was a wonderful asset and that the floppiness from before was steady and perfect inside.

The best about this toy is that it's kind of a choose-your-own-length type of toy. I was able to top out at about 7" of the toy before it was too much or painful.

Here is where things get fun. In order to properly take care of this toy, you first should consider using a condom if this toy will be shared or may be shared in the future to prevent to spread of anything. Secondly, like stated above, use a water or silicone-based lubricant for this toy, and unless you are having an extremely well-lubricated moment, I suggest that yes, you do use lube with this toy.

As for storage, NEVER EVER store a jelly toy in a plastic bag. Over the next few weeks, months, etc, I will show and explain to everyone why this is a bad idea.

It is better to store it in the package that it came in, or wrap in a piece of fabric like silk, or similar. You could wrap it with cotton. However, no matter what you wrap or store it in, it will pick up anything it comes in contact with be it dust, animal hair, or lint.

Wash this toy with warm water and soap, or an anti-bacterial toy cleaner. It is a very porous toy, so sterilizing this product is kind of pointless and I would not recommend boiling it at all.

This toy comes packaged in a simple, clear plastic "case" that I like to use as storage for all of my store when they come like this. It is by no means discreet when it comes this way. It was also not discreet when shipped, which left me a tad bit irritated as I live in a VERY small town and it was obvious that people had been pressing into the package to feel what it was.

There were also instructions for use: to make sure you wash before and after each use and also use a rubber compatible lube to maximize your pleasure.

Also, among the small print, that I never noticed before was a way to register your toy with Vibetronics which is warranty registration for your toy. I have never seen this for any other toy before, but I've never paid much attention to the wording on the packaging like that before. If you register your Cal Exotics toys, then you have a limited 30-day warranty from the date of purchase against mechanical failure. Now, obviously this toy doesn't apply to that. Though, I wonder what they would do if this toy were to just snap in half?

So, pay attention to the fine print! The toy manufacturer may have a warranty for your toy!

Fantastic review! I nominated it for the next Rumble! I must admit that I've always been so bummed about how bad jelly toys are for you, because they just have so much visual appeal.
I can't wait to hear about your experiments!

01/24/2014

OH&W, Lovebears

Excellent review! I can see you put a lot of effort into the review .

01/24/2014

wrecklesswords

Thank you guys! I have been trying to hone in on my writing skills and review skills and I actually took about an hour or two to write this to make sure I covered all the right points.

01/25/2014

Missy27

Terrific Review! Although I don't know that I would use a jelly product again, your review leads me to consider it.

01/25/2014

wrecklesswords

I'm glad you say that! I was very skeptical on it as I do not like jelly products AT ALL! They smell, they feel weird, and cleaning them is such a pain in the butt. But, if you slip a condom over them, then it definitely takes away the squick factor of them!

01/25/2014

Sincerely yours, N

Thanks for the review! Just for the record, though, concerns are starting to emerge that the chemicals can leak through condoms. There's never been any definitive proof (or even research on) whether or not condoms actually protect you from all of the icky things inside Jelly.

01/29/2014

wrecklesswords

Interesting! I will have to look into it. So, does that mean the icky stuff inside Jelly could filter through a condom much like HIV and AIDS can?