We are making it all the more worth your while to order by throwing in a free, mystery gift with every mail order (excludes downloads -sorryz). This could be a CD, a
shirt, some stickers or just about anything from our catalog. Dont believe us? Purchase something and find out.

Oldschool Houserock offers free shipping on physical goods ordered.
And, as always, free mystery gift with every mail order purchase. It's
a golden age for you the modern shopper. Let the potato sack races begin.

Shrunken
Doll Heads ==== a new art toy from Magic Ponyland

Another hit from Portland art team Magic Ponyland Productions.
Each Shrunken Doll Head is a unique one-of-a-kind re-used 12" action
figure head, processed by the Witch Doctah, then tagged and bagged. Each
head is individually named and numbered and no two are the same.

The one that started it all. This CD featrues 10 "Poptastic"
songs by the best acts of Portland circa 2004. Hand picked by Oldschool
Houserock president Mark Mager. Several tracks not available anywhere
else: CharmparticlesRipcord not found on any other CP recording
and Susie Blue'sSwedish Kiss was only available from the
3 song Susie Blue Sampler, long since discountinued. Dr Theopolis'Voice of the Future is the scratchy remix version, not available
on the band's album release. Ex American Girls (Trauma Records)
bass player Aaron Masonek is still at work on his first solo album
and his song Everyone Cries Her Name could very well be his only
release. Exciting
and rare cuts for only $5.

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Volume 2: Defenders of Mellow

Oldschool Houserock releases our 2nd volume in the feel good series.
This edition is entitled Defenders of Mellow and is a pleasant
ride down the highway of good times, perfect for all you stoners out there
looking for the ultimate road trip disc. Contains 16 tracks from such
fantasticly fun acts as Warsaw Poland Bros, Wyatt Herb,
Big Island Shindig, Subthunk, Civilized Animal, Hookah
Stew, and Brian Kenney Fresno.

Straight from our heart to yours. The Operanauts
first single release Real Big Shark is now available from Oldschool
Houserock as an Mp3 Single. A revolution? A game changer? A timeless
classic. Be the first on your block to show your love of the Real Big
Shark. $1
dollar download

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Keep Portland Away From Me! the sticker and possibly the movie

The latest movement sweeping not just portland but where
ever Portland is spoken! Weighing in at 8.5x.2.75" this black and
white juggernaut of American wit, social commentary and random
blind justice is only $5 and will truly put a dent in the weirdo scene
going on around the corner from your house. Order
your sticker.

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Oregon Disc & Wildlife Sticker

And here we have the beginning of our tale; the classic, the standard,
the Paradigm. This cult favorite from our friends the Frisbietarians
who come up with cool design after cool design.

Its got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home. 3 by 4 inches,
orange and black on green vinyl. First edition printing. Share with friends.
Tag your rivals car. Parents and loved ones can't say no. $3
in the club house.