7 Gronk Tweets That Pretty Much Sum Up His 2014

Gronk has had quite the year, which in turn means that Pats fans have had a pretty decent year as well. 2014 kicked off with our favorite tight end on the sidelines but ended with him pulling off an MVP caliber year, posing with kittens and starring in erotic fan fiction along the way. One of the greatest parts about Gronk, however, is the darnedest things that he says. Sometimes we hear this right from the mouth of the beast himself, like when he was jonesing for a big sausage on “Top Chef.” Other times, #87 takes to Twitter to impart random bits of knowledge on fans. Here are seven of his most Gronk-like tweets from 2014.

Mr. Gronkowski has never been shy about taking photos with the opposite sex. In July, however, the tight end took some time out of his busy schedule to hang with a whole bunch of ladies for his football101 camp. Way to give back, bro!

Gronk may be the only person on earth who can successfully pull of #NeedMassageOnButt. Also likely the only one who could tweet a picture of his grown self getting spanked by his mother and not think twice about it.

Wanna know what sucks? Pretending your not wild when you really are!! Gotta get through this and I’ll be back going balls out for all ya!! — Rob Gronkowski (@RobGronkowski) February 8, 2014

Who the hell are you to tell Rob Gronkowski that he can’t go wild? Keep a beast on a leash and he’ll only go that much more wild once set free. That’s exactly what Gronk did come September. Balls out, indeed, Gronk.