Yoga can sometimes be relaxing..or something..
its good for your body too.
i dont do yoga that much..
but i bet that someone reding this thread is super into yoga
..
yoga at gunpoint?
that wouldnt to that calming..ha.
i'd be super stressed and freaked out..while doing something relaxing/calming. haha

Simon of the Playa wrote:for some reason i feel like robbing the organic health and fitness store.

you know that scene from fight club where tyler threatens the immigrant boy and tells him if he doesnt live his dream he's going to come back and kill him?

there's this yoga instructor in town, he's french, pompous, and i hate him for no particular reason, but i suddenly have a a truly vicious and delicious idea.

i'll take photos and post them on MySpace afterwards.

Way to set up premeditation at your trial!!!

Breaking news from Rochester today, a local man is accused of attacking the owner of Oui Oui Crepe's and Yoga Emporium. Police say, this man:

Identified as one, Simon O.T. Playa of Rochester and Sparks, Nevada is accused of accosting the owner of the Emporium, Rene Proboscis with a stale baguette. Allegedly he attempted to insert said baguette in an unmentionable place, before forcing Monsieur Proboscis to eat the baguette, all the while shouting "Viva La Revolution". He then fled from the Emporium with the Crepe maker, Suzette Spinner, slung over his shoulder. If you see this man, do not approach. He is reportedly armed with snarkery and has been reported to have partaken in "rituals" of a most blasphemous nature while naked in the desert. Instead, call your nearest SPCA to report him.

Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick._______________________________________