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Djinn smiled and said "Yes, I will enjoy changing this wheel for you because I am Djinn"

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On behalf of YoSaffBridge, a collected gent who also hails from the UK, I would like to apologize for the time (times?) he told your lovely children that they were possessed by El Diablo. He has his own issues to work out, and occasionally suffers from the honest delusion that small children are demons. Plus, heís a bastard. I guess thatís not really an excuse, but I did say these would be sincere.

Now that Djinn was closer to the car with the broken steering wheel he could see the girl better. Or actually, he could see the guy. Because that is who was changing the wheel. A hot European guy with long hair and tight clothes. Especially his jeans.

I would just like to say that this is not exactly the right place for slashfics to be written.

*coughcough* Errr, roight. And now for something completely different.

Anyway, anyone play/have Beat Hazard? I've got a friend who's thinking about getting but he's not sure if it would be worth getting.

What is this, topicality? In the Steam Thread? Blasphemy!
(IIRC, however, the thread's verdict on Beat Hazard was a resounding "meh" on account of your music not having a serious enough impact on gameplay.)

The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
This tasty apple stops the Heavy from being healed by friendly medics whilst under its effects, but in turn the healthy fruit gives he Heavy a regenerative effect of 5/sec, whether in combat or not!

Nothing but a Nobody

Originally Posted by Cogwheel

Also, are you even human any more, or did you just transcend into some sort of in-joke singularity?

The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
This tasty apple stops the Heavy from being healed by friendly medics whilst under its effects, but in turn the healthy fruit gives he Heavy a regenerative effect of 5/sec, whether in combat or not!

I don't think I'd ever equip this, but I know many who would.

It might just be me, but the ability to throw out a sandvich and heal my medic (or any medic) is invaluable to me.

The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
This tasty apple stops the Heavy from being healed by friendly medics whilst under its effects, but in turn the healthy fruit gives he Heavy a regenerative effect of 5/sec, whether in combat or not!

This would be a very rough paring, as the more Dogmantra is injured the faster it- OH GOD MENTAL IMAGE

Would the dynamics of seme and uke would get switched depending on Dogmantra's current health rate?

You know, with hard pounds at low hit points and soft blows at high hit points?

Don't forget that, when overhealed, he'd be able to survive the blow from the Equalizer.

Not to mention the subsequent launch that would follow...

But really, I'm not among those weird slashfic shippers. I never look for this sort of thing when it doesn't make much sense frankly, and all the yaoi fangirls I know share the same perspective, preferring not to force people into relationships.

So, let's focus on the fact that Dogmantra often expressed fondness towards the Pain Train.