Who on their right minds would call a German Super SUV Brimmed to its last bolt of excruciatingly over engineered technology more reliable than the lightweight, basically equipped Toyota Co-Developed Sports car? Our Buddies at Consumer Reports thats who!

Yes, the same people that Thrashed the MK7 GTI mentioned in their handy 2014 Buyers guide a Big Black Dot of Doom to the Subaru BRZ in "Predicted Reliability". Whilst the Cayenne fared much better with only a half blacked dot.