"HOLY CRAP DEINO!!!!!" you say. "spit him out now. *flicks nose* spit him out!! *flicks nose a couple more times*"
deino throws up snivy.
"EEEWWWWWW!!!!" you both say. but snivy fainted. so ash then sends out...

croconaw. so when you send out croconaw you tel him to use aqua jet on infernape. croconaw decides to fake out infernape to get him tired and does all of these spins and turns and right when infernape was about to fall down being tired croconaw hits him with aqua jet. it knocks him into ash sending them into a tree. then infernape faints. and then ash sends out his last pokemon which is...

so the battle music starts. "where the heck is that coming from?" you say
"oh i brought my ipod and i downloaded my music from heart gold and soul silver." silver says.
"o......k?"
so he send out a chikorita.
"hahahahahahaha you have a wimpy little chikorita? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA"
you send out croconaw because you can beat a level five chikota with that.
his chikorita uses leaf storm and makes your croconaw faint. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" but you then send out torkoal. and you use...

but then you go all diva on your pokemon telling them that they arent trying hard enough and that they need to go hard or else they will grow all wimpy. then they all start crying. the you start crying then you slap yourself until you stop. then when youre done you go back to pallet town. you wanted to see professor oak. but when you get there hes sitting in his chair facing the back wall.and when you sit down he turns around and says "ive been expecting you...." then you say...

"you have?"
"yes, i have. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"prof. whats wrong with you?"
buts its not prof. oak. ITS DARKRAI!
"i have oak right here. now gimme your soul or i will take oak to the spirit world and eat his soul!" commands darkrai
but out of nowhere, latios and cresselia appear
"i came back for my sister!" says latios
"and i came to stop your wickedness!" says cresselia
darkrai opens a portal to the spirit world and takes oak
"we will be back to accompany you on your journey again" says latios
latios and cresselia enter the portal and then it closes
since nobody can take care of your pokemon, you and your team move to the johto region. then you meet prof. elm and you tell him what happened to oak.
"i see. thats sad news. well, i will be happy to take care of your pokemon!" says elm
so you leave your box pokemon with elm and head to violet city to challenge falknor. on the way there, you find a wild.......

uh nineray. oak got takened to the spirit world and prof. elm has the box pokemon. so next time please put "with prof. elm" instead of "with prof. oak"

anyways so you made it to violet city. but something has changed......
theres a wanted poster with your picture on it. you remember the time you killed that alien dude with knifes at the resturant. thats probebly why you are wanted. so you went to the store to change your outfit so you won't get caught.
you enter the gym where you challenge falknor.
"get ready to take to the skys! but i must warn you, this match will not be easy" says falknor
he sends out pidgeot and you send out.....

faints because dragon is super effective to dragon. so you then send out victini to level it up just a little. so you use incinerate and make pidgeott faint since dragon pulse did major damage. so falkner then sends out..

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