Hey it's me. Your computer. You seem so far away! You haven't used me in forever, tell me why you gotta stray. Don't you want to watch Sam Sheffer? Telling you the news?

Remember all the things we shared, like Apple's patent spats? BlackBerry announcements (in January), and Star Wars in a theater near you? I'd hate to see you get all heated, if suddenly they got deleted.

Want to keep me calm and stable? Perkier, more able? To keep me happy in every way, I need you to watch these 90 Seconds TODAY. More from The Verge: