The reviews are in. The Hulk is a smash in the lead in the Defender's one-time production of Hamlet. The all-star cast features Dr. Strange as Claudius, The Silver Surfer as Poloius, Valkyrie as Ophelia, Ghost Rider as the Ghost of the King, and Wolverine and Spider-man as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern with special noted performance by Prince Namor as Laertes

Hulk's unique take on the role brought the house down...literally.

"To be Hulk, or not to be Hulk--that is Hulk's question:
If its better in Hulk's mind to be hit with
The bullets and lasers of costumed enemies
Or to take Hulk's fists against a base of HYDRA
And by fighting, kill them. Hulk make them die, Hulk make look like puppies sleeping--
No more Hulk hurt them--and by sleep Hulk say Hulk kill
Hulk heart hurt, and the many shocks
That Banner's puny flesh hurt by. An end
Hulk wish for. Hulk To die, Hulk to sleep?--
Hulk sleep--Maybe Hulk dream of smashing army men: Ouch, something rub Hulk brain like Rhino's horn,
If Hulk sleep like dead smashed army man, what dreams Hulk have?
When Hulk fall into reactor...no that not do it.... if rocket land on Hulk, no that not do it either.... if Hulk punch hole in spaceship and float out into vacuum of space and then Hulk fall into the Sun, and then Sun explodes, that might do it
That might make Hulk pause. Hulk try to respect puny Death
Hulk makes calamity his whole long life.
Because Hulk bears the atomic death traps and scorns of the Leader,
The Abomination is wrong, Thanos is contumely
The pangs of Betty's love, the Avengers's delay,

..Hulk tired of this..Hulk skip ahead...

With Hulk's purple pants? How they strain with Hulk's package,
Hulk grunts and sweats as Hulk live Hulk's life,
But can Hulk fight something after something kill Hulk, more like Hulk kill Hulk
Hulk never been where Hulk not fight, even beat up Wendigo on top of North Pole, Hulk to know,
Why Hulk put up with insults
Who insulting Hulk?
Hulk not coward, Hulk crush Banner talky-man in Hulk head,
Hulk not turn grey and be smart Hulk,
Hulk not understand why Hulk play baseball with cast of Star Trek
Gulf Stream not even stop Hulk
Hulk not forget Name, You shut up mister director
Betty! -- B*&%h, you put spell on Hulk
Hulk remember all.
HULK SMASH!"

(One fascinating thing about mr. Hulk to those of us from Sweden, is that "Hulk crush them all!" translates correctly into "Hulk skall krossa dem alla!", where "dem" is the dative form when you translate "them". Now, these dative forms are sort of fading from the swedish language, and thus come across as sort of archaic and high-brow.)

74. Hulk sometimes wonder: is Hulk's constant smashing of puny tanks and army men only supporting further expansion of American military-industrial complex? If Hulk not smash, will army men lose funding?

Hulk haven't had an orthodox career, and Hulk wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time Hulk didn't feel it, but this time Hulk feel it, and Hulk can't deny the fact that you like Hulk, right now, you like Hulk!

(One fascinating thing about mr. Hulk to those of us from Sweden, is that "Hulk crush them all!" translates correctly into "Hulk skall krossa dem alla!", where "dem" is the dative form when you translate "them". Now, these dative forms are sort of fading from the swedish language, and thus come across as sort of archaic and high-brow.)

Hulk does solemnly swear that Hulk will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of Hulk's ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.