stopping letting him close to your inhalers and nebulizer sheesh oh wait water pipe ohhhhhhh we can get him a hoookahhh over here but omg the price on the darn thing. Just put a straw in a can of tuna and have him smoke thru that....

oh, if it involves chasing anything, this cat won't do it. He demands his dragons brought to him. On a plate, preferably, cut into bite size morsels, attractively arranged, and warmed to an appropriate temperature.