Why should you try this very un-American cocktail for the Super Bowl? Because Jacopo says football would be a hit in Italy. “Italian can be really, really good at take people’s stuff and run away.” I love foreign bartenders.

If your girlfriend is bitching about having to #keepitplatinum and eat Hooter’s wings all day, shut her up with this fancy-pants cocktail. If the female love affair with cucumber vodka is any indication, they will love a liqueur made with artichoke. Just tell it’s health food! Plus, by halftime she’ll have enough tequila in her that any complaints about the game will have turned into overly zealous fandom of whichever team is cuter.

About Colin Joliat...
Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.