According to Amazon.com, you’ll get a blow up character doll, heart shaped compressed towel, an art book, and the PlayStation 3 game. After seeing ‘>how Aksys marketed the Ellis pillowcase I wonder what kind of video they’re going to make for this…

This sounds crazy on paper, but I'm betting the reality of it will be far less, erm, suggestive than the oppai mousepad of the previous game. There is really just no possible way to make that seem anything but totally pandering and weird. I kind of want one though.