Kanye West Calls Kim Kardashian His Trophy Wife in New Song

And calls her engagement ring a "glacier." Fair enough.

By
Eliza Thompson

Apr 08, 2014

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Kanye West has a guest verse on a new song with Future called "I Won," and if you're wondering what it is that they won, it's trophy wives. Future, who is engaged to Ciara, gets to sing the chorus of "I won me a trophy," along with lines like, "I just wanna take you out and show you off."

But it's Kanye who's really the star of the show here. In just one verse, he manages to cover a lot of details about his relationship with Kim.

1. Her status as trophy wife. "You the number one trophy wife, so it's only right to live the trophy life."

2. The birth of North West. "You grew up on J.Lo, Timberlands by Manolo now, till one day I put an angel in your ultrasound."

3. What he wants to do to Kim's ass. "I wanna dip that ass in gold, I wanna dip that ass in gold."

4. Kim's past romantic history. "I made it over NBA, NFL players, so every time I score it's like the Super Bowl."

5. Vacation plans. "Baby we should hit the south of France, so you can run around without them pants."

6. Kim's engagement ring. "I put that glacier on your little hand. Now that's the only thing without a tan."

7. What they were doing in the "Bound 2" video. "On that 'Bound' bike I only gave you pipe."

8. All of her sisters. "You could look at Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, and Khloé, all your mama ever made was trophies, right?"

Listen to the full track below, and try to see if you can get "putting an angel in your ultrasound" to catch on as a euphemism for sex today.