Sad Dubai Bus Driver Tried To Rape Wrong Female Sailor

Sad news for Dubai bus drivers who want to rape their female passengers at knifepoint: sometimes those female passengers will be off-duty United States Navy personnel, and they will fuck your shit up. How is that even fair?

The alleged assailant, a 21-year-old Pakistani man in Dubai, tried to kiss the unnamed U.S. sailor, but when she refused, he pulled out a knife and threatened to rape her. The sailor knocked the blade from his hand and broke it in two before locking him between her thighs.

I think the Pakistani guy is in for a lifetime of being known as the the guy who got his ass kicked by a woman. Forever. Then Allah will keep him around in Paradise, where he will be known as the "broken-knife dude." The martyrs will laugh at him as his 72 virgins take turns beating him up.