Brace yourselves for this one, guys. The Aggies blog Good Bull Hunting has uncovered a song that Degrassi star and Canadian rapper Drake has written about Johnny Manziel, who is apparently a big fan.

Now would be a good time to go through your contacts on your cellphone, find your mom, wife, boyfriend, brother, or another loved one, and just give them a call for the hell of it. Hear their loving, soothing voice and let it slowly chip away at the knowledge that we now live in a world where rich white southerners can have rap songs written about them by former child actors from Canada. Forget about that and tell your grandma you love her. I promise, it’ll make you feel better.

It’s bad enough that a significant part of the population think that Drake and Macklemore are talented rappers, now this piece of shit has created a tribute to football’s Justin Bieber. I don’t know who I’d like to bathe in acid more, Manziel or his asshole apologist fawning fan boys who fall for his rebel without a clue, dick or brain shtick. Where the hell is Chuck D when you need him?