This Guy Livetweeted The Most Awkward Brooklyn Rooftop Breakup Of All-Time

Having lived in Brooklyn for far too many years, I’ve seen my fair share of rooftop breakups. There’s something about the smell of subway garbage and dirty hot dog water blowing between the year-round bare trees that really brings out the hate between ex-couples. But none have been quite as greatest-American-love-story as the one comedian Kyle Ayers had the privilege of overhearing.

Do Americans really have such bad syntax or is it just these two?
The way they speak sounds too comical and fake to be a real conversation. And both seem really young but then they mention moving in together and having a child so they must be at least in their mid 20s.

Guy tugs at his affliction t-shirt and notices how much the color looks like the manhattan skyline. Guy calls for pizza
Rachel returns with a pizza.
Rachel and guy makeup and out over pizza #rooftopbreakup