Ahhh, the good ‘ol days. When everything you needed in the world was at your doorstep or within walking distance. The town’s population would double when September rolled around. God. Three stop lights. I miss that. And I miss the year or two we lived in an apartment that had a huge 4 by 5 window looking out on a lake. And being able to steal cable through the air ducts. And playing Duke Nuke ‘Em for hours (and pissing off those trying to call because the phone was busy). And having burgers and fries downstairs. And a bathroom and shower across the hall.

You’re going to make me cry dammit.

Well, I like the non-traditional formats every now and then. Keeps you honest and us entertained.