Whether you effed up another cooking attempt at home or just paid too many dollars for a lackluster burger, chances are good that there’s a bottle of something or other that can fix that situation. (Hey, we didn’t say it had to be in the pantry. If it’s that bad, check the liquor cabinet…)

Now if you like a little punch of heat in your flavor profile, you’ve surely come across a bottle of that delicious red sauce shown in the photo above.

Sriracha is a Thai chili sauce, commonly found in Thai (duh), Vietnamese and vegetarian/vegan restaurants the world over. It’s totally possible to live decades of a human life and never come into contact with a bottle of sriracha. But once exposed to the goodness within, many people start keeping a bottle at home for use as a utility condiment. (That means it goes on everything they eat.)

In fact, sriracha tends to became sort of a way of life for some people…

If you didn’t know, you’re about to find out because drunkMall already has a sriracha department and we went deep searching for sriracha swag this week and here’s what we found!

#1 Retro Sriracha Trucker Hat

For some reason, Huy Fong Foods is far and away the most popular brand of sriracha sauce in the USA.

Maybe it’s the rooster.

Maybe it’s the jarring color scheme of bright red sauce in a clear bottle with a green lid, nearly impossible to forget once you’ve seen it.

Maybe it just look real, you know?

Whatever the case, it’s a hip product. The kids dig it.

All those ingredients come together in this badass sriracha trucker hat!

#5 Gojira Hot Sauce Shirt

There’s no reason for this shirt to exist but who would want to live in a world where it didn’t?

One of our favorite things at drunkMall is Godzilla movies. All of them. Doesn’t matter. Shutup. They’re all good. Honestly, it’s a miracle that we didn’t start a site just for Godzilla related products instead of this trainwreck of a blog.

#6 Condiment Gun

Condiment guns are just a fun way to apply sauces to food.

That’s it. Pure and simple.

But there’s something so fitting about filling the cylinder of that red gun with the sweet and spicy sauce that is sriracha and pulling the trigger for a healthy shot of flavor right on top of that hot dog! (Or vegan dog or whatever you’re doing with your life.)

#10 Cock Sauce T-Shirt

If there wasn’t gonna be a single dick joke made in this post then the hate mail would have been out of control this week.

Come on, they put a rooster right there on the bottle!

This is America. You know we’re gonna start calling that stuff “cock sauce” on like Day 1, before recess even.

The best part about this shirt is that it doesn’t say “sriracha” or “chili” or “hot sauce” anywhere on it. So, like, people who love and use sriracha all of the time will see the shirt, think it’s hilarious, buy it and wear it – all without realizing that people who aren’t obsessed with the stuff will have no idea what the joke is and it just looks like they’re walking around in a shirt that says COCK SAUCE – SHAKE WELL on it.