Dubbed "Detention," the first official spot for 'American Horror Story: Coven' pans past a classroom wherein its witchy students have been made to face the fall, some off the floor altogether! Also, there's a cat! And a song about New Orleans! Via our powers of deduction, we've managed to conjure from the spot that Jessica Lange's character is secretly a carrot. Hey, they've done stranger things.

Well, what are you waiting for? Prepare for the inevitable onslaught of insane teasers via the first look at 'American Horror Story: Coven' above, and give us your predictions for the new October season in the comments!