Claiming super-ultra-uber-secret top level secret level 9 level secret super clearance should leave him feeling dirty. That's a hilarious claim to me. If it's so secret no one has ever heard of it (including other military) then it's probably secret enough for no one to want you to advertise it. And by no one to want you to, I mean the gov't hates it. And by the gov't hates it, I mean they will kill you. From a grassy knoll. With a .22.

Claiming super-ultra-uber-secret top level secret level 9 level secret super clearance should leave him feeling dirty. That's a hilarious claim to me. If it's so secret no one has ever heard of it (including other military) then it's probably secret enough for no one to want you to advertise it. And by no one to want you to, I mean the gov't hates it. And by the gov't hates it, I mean they will kill you. From a grassy knoll. With a .22.

Well, depending on if his super secret claims are recent, if he is found dead or "missing" in the next few days or maybe weeks then he was probably telling the truth. If not OR those claims are old and the fact that he is still alive, shows that he is full of (sh)it.