Have you ever wondered how you can buy products that you don't need and watch television at the same time? Well, you're in luck! Now, for a limited time, you can tune in to your very own infomercial!!!

Now, here's our celebrity host to tell you how amazing the infomercial is!!!

Because you, yes you, have never seen a gem that shines, a gem that sparkles, a gem that reflects the beauty that is you once it is on your finger like this natural looking Super, Grade-A, Man-made, One-of-a-kind Diamondeeeck that I have here on my tray right now, and let me tell you you ladies that the possibility that this can be yours, if you hurry and call our operators right now, for the unbelievable amount of only thirty-six payments of $4.98 (plus shipping and handling) but you can not dial fast enough because this item has you spellbound in your homes at this very minute.

Bags of precious gems - Look at these! 36 karat pounds of rare gems - for only $99.99; WE MUST BE CRAZY! Duwayne is this price correct? Are we going out of business and no one told me? We aren't? I didn't think so - we must have gotten a huge buy on these semi-precious stones. At these prices Ladies I say buy, not one, not two, not even three bags BUT four or five: one for you and one each for those precious grand babies of yours.

... "Thank-you Peter.... (throw hair back, sincere look to camera)
we all know just how busy modern life can be, so many things competing for our time, sometimes it's difficult to find a moment during the day to keep up with the wonderful offers available on daytime TV. For many of us this is a huge worry, however those clever people at Landfill Products* have the solution for absolute peace of mind.. Peter..

That's right Kristy the Add Filter*. This sleek black box is the perfect companion to your TV. The Add Filter* watches your TV for you freeing up your day so you can spend time doing things that make you feel great. You have the peace of mind that if the Add Filter* sees an add that we think you will like, it will alert you by sending a txt to your mobile phone! It can even record the add so you can share it with your family later. How amazing is that?Kristy..

That's right Peter, but wait, there is more.. If you call within the next ten minutes, we will send you another add filter completely free if charge. Yes you heard me right. Another for free. You could give this to a friend. Or better still, set it to watch the add the first machine filtered.. Further freeing your day. Simply incredible It's never been a better time to call than right now. Only 29 easy repayments of just $39. And remember call now an receive another ad filter absolutely free.. Remember this could be the last time you have to call, imagine how pleased your partner will be.