EPIC Mis-Quote promo by LG

SO HERE'S THE DEAL, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERE'S A LOT OF SMART-A$$ES HERE ON AM, SO WE WANT TO SEE WHO'S THE BEST.
WHO HERE HAS THE BEST MIS-QUOTE ABILITIES?
SO HOW TO PLAY: Quote the last post before yours and change it around to say or mean something else. Then put your own smart-a$$ comment with it.
(Let's try to keep things PG and not be hateful or down right offensive. This is supposed to be fun so keep things in check.)
So what are you playing for? EPIC! LG's new liquid pre-workout.
How many winners? 3 as of now
How long will this run? 2-3 weeks

Rules: Must be over 18, live in USA (or at least have a US shipping address), be willing to either run a log or post a detailed review at the beginning and end of your bottle- your choice and last but not least, have fun.

"But as for you, be strong and do not give up, for your work will be rewarded."

Aww yums!! I wanna lick your bush! Still have to shave you after that though, since I am such a sandy vag, any more friction would be annoying! I'm exempt from shaving though, and you have to lick me as I please!

All this cheating...Uncle Luke you just can't be a faithful man can you? You have to be such a slut at times...