Another Example Of White Privilege In Canada

Everybody with a liberal arts degree knows that, 'White Privilege,' is destroying society. The theory of 'White Privilege' explains why some people get ahead in life while other don't. It's like how when you're in grade nine the teachers are extra nice to the good-looking kid with an A average while they ignore the Asians. Some people are born with the word, 'Privilege' stamped on their forehead and they're automatically guaranteed a special position. When they talk everybody listens; when they sneeze people quickly hold out a handkerchief. In Canada, 'White Privilege,' really sucks...

If you want to become a Canadian celebrity and you fit in with the CBC's political agenda, you could become famous!
The CBC is a billion dollar organization. With their marketing behind you, you'll be a household name! Brigette DePape was a UofO Young Liberal who worked as a Parliamentary Page. Upset that the Liberal Party lost the election she held up a, 'Stop Harper,' sign disrupting Parliament. Next a fat rich guy who claims he's poor from Flint, Michigan was offering her a job! It's called, 'White Privilege.'

And it could happen to you!!! If you're young, white, and hate Harper, the CBC no doubt wants to hear from you!*

*If you're something like Pakastani and you live in TO and you really hate Rob Ford, you may also apply. The CBC is an equal opportunity employer.