I messaged Ossum on tumblr basically telling him he wasnt at fault, but he didnt help the situation by responding. I told him that when shit like that happens again, to just ignore it. Just bein helpful, ya keen?

his response

Ossum, Via Tumblr posted:

I’ll summerize all my answers into one response. Fishy, you’ve always been a cool cat. I know you don’t feel the same way about all the bullshit on FPair regarding me. I know i over-reacted. I know. But i cannot be blamed. This has been going on for far too long and i have had to put up with it for far too long. I’m sure you remember my 3000th post. You all got goaded into responding so hard….. But you really want to know why i did it? Because i was so tired of constantly hearing about it non-stop, Chell this, ossum that, blah blah, i fashioned my anger into a spear of deadly sarcasm and Chell pr0nz. And it worked. Nobody admitted they were at fault that day. Nobody. So if i’m apparently at fault here for being goaded into responding, i want to hear from everyone that agrees with this that they too were also at fault for what transpired that day.

I also want a formal apology from pretty much everyone for me putting up with all ya’lls shit without killing myself in frustration. Fish, this is not an attack on you. But i feel very insulted, degraded, and generally i’ve been forced into this feeling that i’m somehow LOWER than everyone else on FPair. Like i’m inferior. Just because a week transpired where i talked a lot of Chell and Portal. Yeah, that’s right, a week. Only a week, then i got the picture that ya’ll didn’t care. I said nothing of it. Except every week when somebody would bring it up. I also feel it is unfair that i have been told by various people that i should just not talk about Portal period. This is total god damn bullshit. If i for some reason decided i was sick of hearing you all talk about ArmA so much, you wouldn’t give one flying shit what i have to say. But i have to do what you all say? If i wasn’t respectful in any way and generally MODEST, i would talk about Portal all god damn day long. Mostly because it pisses me off to think that you can rave about whatever you want but i can’t. I am NOT an inferior being and i REFUSE to be seen as such.

I treat with respect as long as i am given the same common courtesy. Treat me with respect and the things i like with respect and i’ll do the same. But lately, i haven’t been seeing any of that. It’s been attack after attack after attack on my personal being just because i want people to talk to that will understand where i’m coming from and maybe give useful advice, or because i enjoy looking at a relatively normal looking girl that JUST SO HAPPENS to be in a video game. Because i enjoy what i consider sexy looking girls. And there’s nothing really even special about her to the outside, it’s just because it’s HER to me. But you all can’t handle that. Apparently. So listen to me very carefully Fish. I will tell Taiwanese to stop when and only when my demands are met. This applies to all of FPair.

A. I want to be left the fuck alone about Chell. It’s MY business what i fap to.

B. I demand the same common respect you would give anyone else in your life.

C. I want to be left the fuck alone about my attempts to express me feelings to FPair. I get it, you all don’t want to hear it, besides, i don’t NEED you all anymore, so don’t bring it up.

D. I should be allowed to post whatever i damn well please, but i have the intelligence and respect for all of you not to post anything about Chell that doesn’t apply to anything specific.

E. I REFUSE to be treated like a freak just because i have a favorite type of physical and behavioral appearance when it comes to women. Yeah, that’s pretty much all it is.

F. I don’t know if this is already down but i WANT that apology, it doesn’t have to be on FP but i want it. I shouldn’t have to be the one to give an apology when i never did anything except not know troll-bait when i see it. You all know i’m anti-social, and it’s hard enough through text and considering i WAS in a great mood so i couldn’t tell. I had honestly thought it was a joke and i thought i’d run with it. After all i DO like that gif, it’s kinda funny.

That’s all i want dude. It’s really not that hard, i do that shit everyday. I know this was a word wall but i need you to read all of it or get someone else to read it or SOMETHING. This shit is getting so bad i think i’m starting to get anger management issues, i’m definitely much colder, irritable, and angry than i was before the 3000 post incident. When Taiwanese prick showed me what he posted defending me in DL thread i was moved to tears. Mostly because for once there is someone in FPair that actually has a god damn soul. I don’t give a shit what they saw in their life, i’ve seen some shit too but i’m respectful to people as long as it’s vice versa. Its not an excuse to treat others as insignificant beings.

Dude. Right now i’m going through a lot of shit in my life. I’ve got terrible classes, i’m hopelessly in love with a girl on the other side of the world, i have no relationship life to speak of, no friends outside of school, and i’ve been too lazy to take two, TWO short tests to advance a rank in CAP to Senior Master Sergeant. I’ve got a shit ton of homework coming my way and i don’t know if i can handle this on top of making sure that the almighty IFAP doesn’t have to see a single Aperture logo from my direction. It’s not fair to me. So while i’m banned try to sort this shit out. For me. And i’ll get Taiwanese to lay off. Because right now i feel like a fursuiter in broad daylight. Garnering weird looks, angry comments, and other shit. Or like a black man in the 60’s. I literally have to fight to be treated equally. What the fuck is that shit?

Hes over exagerating quite a bit here, but you guys have really been treating him like shit. He never mentions portal anymore, its always someone else that brings it up. He responds playfully or someshit, and suddenly boxes, hundreds of them. While I think DEMANDING apologies from people on the internet is not a good way to go about things, he has a lot of shit going on and seriously, just lay off him. Hes not a bad poster, you guys just freak out about little unimportant things and go flying into a typing rage.
Yes, he sounds incredibly self righteous in this post, but he has a point. Just dont be dicks to him okay.

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oh wow, page king.

in preparation of the inevitable box storm i will be receiving for trying to be a nice guy, i have already begun planning my box castle

and if you think his chell fetish is bad... ugh, there's a couple weabos I know that makes ossum's fetish like child's play

erryone has their thing, I just learned from my work to deal with other people's opinion and not give a fuck if you don't like it, and I'm glad to have ossum or kawaii because we've had worser cunts here; they're part of ifap and arguably more bro then other people that lurk here

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I may sound like a fukken hippy but the way i see it, I dont see what's to be gained from calling eachother dickfags esp. when we're a small community and erryone knows eachother and enjoy similar things and shite

and if you think his chell fetish is bad... ugh, there's a couple weabos I know that makes ossum's fetish like child's play

erryone has their thing, I just learned from my work to deal with other people's opinion and not give a fuck if you don't like it, and I'm glad to have ossum or kawaii because we've had worser cunts here; they're part of ifap and arguably more bro then other people that lurk here

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I may sound like a fukken hippy but the way i see it, I dont see what's to be gained from calling eachother dickfags esp. when we're a small community and erryone knows eachother and enjoy similar things and shite

Ok so I wake up and check facepunch i find out that ossum has been banned again (no surprise there) but then the mods challenge each other to a dual why did i decide to get some sleep early last night when I could of watched the whole thing unfold >_<

Baby Life v.5
you guys all reacted to him mentioning portal in the most immature way ever, he didn't even bring it on himself, I posted the gif
"Shouldn't have reacted that way" is a shitty excuse as well, that's like saying it's the guy who got shot that's at fault for dying, because he was bleeding too much.
That page king quote is so dramatic though that I'm practically pissing didn't read lol all over the place.

So suck it up and say sorry (it doesn't have to be formal ffs) or at least admit to the fact that you were being disproportionate dicks. I've never seen such nitpicking over a single preference some guy has, except with IRL bullies who attack anything a person does simply because they're looking for an excuse to rag on him.

I'd like to point out that this is the internet, having a fetish is kind of a constant. Considering he just likes one lady in partucular, I don't see the big deal.
If we can be at least moderately accepting of furs, dergs, and shit, a like for one nonexistent lady doesn't really matter.

Yes Ossum posts hardcore about drama from time to time, and it can be annoying. You don't have to read it, and then don't respond to it if you didn't read it, fuck.

For the most part, he's significantly cutdown on everything you guys bash him for, and so it continues. You don't have to like him, but you can leave him alone.

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I'd also like to point out that somehow I didn't get a mention for being a bro and helping him with his issues/defending him, wtf? Been doing that since day one.

the story behind that was he spent all his money on ammo and the only thing he could afford is he kid cuisine.

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You going to the game tomorrow in monument?

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lol didnt see this, i was just going to ask if somebody wanted to do that.

it'll be one sentence

"Gas sucks in cold"

then it'll turn into a p* circle jerk.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you're new here. I'm just going to write an 8000 word essay on why you should buy a Maruzen shotgun and distribute it as knowledge.

But no, I'll do a guide on all the major shotguns (I'll throw in spring ones since they won't fit anywhere else and are actually useful) as well as some info on pistols and polarstars and other crazy things. It should be pretty solid. I'll also be able to update it when I have cash to buy my external rig.

and if you think his chell fetish is bad... ugh, there's a couple weabos I know that makes ossum's fetish like child's play

erryone has their thing, I just learned from my work to deal with other people's opinion and not give a fuck if you don't like it, and I'm glad to have ossum or kawaii because we've had worser cunts here; they're part of ifap and arguably more bro then other people that lurk here

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I may sound like a fukken hippy but the way i see it, I dont see what's to be gained from calling eachother dickfags esp. when we're a small community and erryone knows eachother and enjoy similar things and shite

I'm weird too. I try not to get defensive over it, but I'll admit that I have been a bit hostile at times over it.