Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AGREED! AGREED! AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED PRAWNIE YOU ROCK MY SOCKS OFF! I don't even remember if I'm WEARING socks! I don't even remember who I AM, although that has more to do with vengeful trick played on Danglishes but WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! <BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY> THEY'RE GETTING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRIED! <swoons>

<recovers> <ahem> MORE PLEASE! Oh, this was a GREAT thing to read before vanishing to college orientation... <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HUGS AND SNUGGLES AND GLOMP!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Good chapter. Liked Zany's introspective ramblings. *Hugs Zany. *Rushes Zany over to Beth so she can get him to Puddin' Parker's penguin tapdancing studio to teach him how to tapdance.
You know... Also liked the images conjured when Piggy said "Yes" to Kermit's proposal.

Very intrigued to see what's in store for the final chapter and how you thread this into the lead-in for Book 2 of this thrilling trilogy, if those are still the plans.

Okay, so Layla's standing here taking pictures of all my Muppet stuff, and saying "wow" a lot. So I figured I'd sneak behind her and post the final chapter for her to read. So, everyone, here it is, the final chapter of "Men Are Pigs." Thanks for reading!

"You better go," Sam said. "If you hurry, you’ll be home in time to see Congress tonight on C-SPAN."

"But Congress isn’t meeting today," Aunt Marge said.

"I know," Sam said. "It’s unscripted today."

Aunt Marge bid farewell to Sam, and stepped on the train heading home to Leland.

"There goes one of the handsomest women I’ve ever met," Sam said to himself.

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Link Hogthrob strolled on stage in front of the curtains and faced the audience. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said. "Miss Piggy and Kermit have asked me to introduce the final number, mostly because, well, they’re in it," Link said. "And uh, well, there’s one thing I’d like to say."

You know... Don't know how to feel about this ending. Can't put my finger on it, but there's something missing... And no, it's not more frogs and dogs and bears and pigs and whatevers. So I'll just let everybody else rave in review of this. Thanks though. Oh, and please send me a full copy to send along to Sis if you could.

Yayyy! Gotta love the happy ending. I did not know you potentially have more in store for us? Anyway, I loved these two last chapters. I especially loved the line "who's the boss" and the response "Tony Danza". That was really funny. Also liked the way things ended with Aunt Marge and Sam. It was cute and just right. So, if there is going to be another story to follow up this one, I say, bring it on!