I could use a Bat Cave. My office would have a secret entrance that only I and my butler knew how to get to. Said butler would bring me coffee, do my reports for me and help me get out of an employee meeting that I really didnt want to go to.

In my Bat World, I’m Batman; in case you couldn’t tell. Except I’m not all airy talking like Christian Bale was in the most recent Batman. My mad ninja skillz will come in handy when I’m in my bat suit. Judo Chop!

That was hysterical Ben. Is that really your tat? If so, I am SO impressed now!! I decided I am going to work tomorrow and calling my assistant my sidekick from now on. I will say I like Batman but I am particularly fond of Catwoman…..m-e-o-w!!

@Debbie A Superman one might be in the works, but Batman’s definitely my favorite superhero. :-)
@Shauna Not my tattoo (and if you click, you can see the better original photo) But that dude’s still full of that geeky awesomeness!
@Alicia LOL Another idea right there. :-) Maybe soon…
@April Ha! I feel insignificant next to your bat-genius. :-)
@Steve Oooh! That is perfect! See? I knew there was a great idea that I missed!
@Trish No, but thanks for thinking I’m that cool. :-D Sidekick sounds like more fun, anyway!

– Line managers would use the Bat-phone to request help.
– Sidekicks, er…Bat-Admins or Robin the Admin would have to exclaim things like “Holy HR”, “Irritating I-9s” or “Outrageous Overtime” when confronted with awkward employee issues
– The secret identity would actually help reduce the number of after-hours e-mails