The institution of marriage, now left completely defenseless by some accounts, went on with its day, picking up the kids from soccer camp, getting dinner ready, loading the dishwasher, going for an evening walk and wondering just what it was the Congress had protected it from all these years.

The report doesn’t say whether the drones are armed or not, but several craters have been spotted in Oregon potato fields.

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Speaking of drones: With honeybee populations hit hard by colony collapse, Washington State University has developed equipment that can now store the semen of honeybee drones to help preserve the pollinators and crossbreed heartier species of bees.

Again the details of the collection process are sparse, but we’re told it involves a centerfold of the queen from copies of Playbee magazine.