I would gorilla face her then pink sock her good. Then finish it off with a good ol donkey punch. I'll make sure to throw in a screaming pelican and if I guess give her a good cleveland steamer followed by a golden shower.

ID HIT IT. ID HIT IT WITHOUT REGARD FOR ANY CONSEQUENCES THAT WOULD ARISE. I WOULD CONTINUE TO HIT IT EVEN AFTER THE LAWS OF HUMAN BIOLOGY, PHYSICS AND COMMON SENSE WOULD DICTATE I WOULD BE INCAPABLE OF CONTINUING TO HIT IT.

Id wouldnt just have sex with it. I would kidnap her and then force her to do my house work and provide sexist chores like cleaning my rod during ytmnd watching, and then slapping her in the face so that the cum splattered out.