"Learning about Jesus from the gospels is a good place to start, but if you really want to unlock the secrets to Jesus' amazing success, you have to look deeper, at the elusive obvious."

But if you buy this book, it will all be made clear for you. You will learn success secrets like these:

Secret #1 He Knew Who He Was

Secret #3 He Was A Leader

Secret #9 He Was Decisive

Secret #10 He Embraced Paradox

Secret #13 He Freed His Mind

Secret #21 He Was An Expert

Secret #24 He Was Controversial

Secret #31 He Was A Giver

Secret #32 He Was Committed

Secret #49 He Faced His Fear

Secret #55 He Got Attention

Secret #76 He Suffered

Secret #90 He Was Misunderstood

Secret #94 He Created A Brand

Secret #98 He Rose Again

I'm not sure how helpful number 98 is. If your regenerative power is not up to snuff, you might not want to count on this one. But with 99 secrets, you should have everything you need for professional and personal success.

So if you are a failure, you have no excuse!

Pastor Rod

*If you are troubled by the bad grammar, maybe you should look a little deeper for some more serious problems, such as bad logic and terrible theology.