Chacha.com

It's this search engine with a guide option, put something in and click search with guide. I've had some really funny people to talk with however now I've been blocked due to "misuse". Post your convos too.

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"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
saraa: Hi there!
You: whats up
saraa: How may I help you with your search on Amy Reid? Is she famous?
You: uhh.. she's a pornstar
You: i'm kind of embarrassed right now

Yeah, I searched newschool skiing and I got NS first try. Also, brokeback mountain. I wanted to know where it was.

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"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge

I got banned because of the brokeback one. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm looking for a porn site not a mountain.

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"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey supp
saraa: Hello, how may I help you with your search on some guy named rob in an audi?
You: some guy named rob in audi gave me seamen
You: i need to find him
You: I was looking for Seamen, and he gave men semen
You: hello???
You: god damn it

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieF
StephanieF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: whats up
StephanieF: Not much. Looking for someone named Mike Hunt?
You: I wasn't aware it had a name.
StephanieF: That's what the search string came in with.... What would you like me to search for you tonight?
You: Search Mike Hunt.
StephanieF: Okay. Give me just a few moments. Is this person famous?
You: Alot of people have seen it, yes.
StephanieF: A clothing line in his name?
You: I don't think so.
You: Search Mike Hunt harder....
StephanieF: Also got a linebacker under that name.
You: HARDER!
StephanieF: Any clue you can give me. There seem to be a lot of people who share that name.
You: Sorry, I'm kind of a whore...
StephanieF: A golfer?
You: Once or twice, yes.
StephanieF: Got a Mike Hunt Memorial Golf Society here.
You: what would you do if I said you had nice eyes?
StephanieF: I'd say you must be Super Man. That would take some awfully good vision.
You: You must be my kryptonite, because your breaking my heart baby.
StephanieF: Because I can't find the right Mike Hunt???
You: No, because your so pretty you make my stomache jump the tallest building in the land.
StephanieF: How can you be so sure?
You: Love is not something you can judge. Love is something that is known between 3 people: me, you, and God.
You: and I love you.
You: Stephanie F.
StephanieF: You're killing me.
StephanieF: So, How does Mike Hunt fit into all this?
You: How much does a polar bear weigh?
You: Enough to break the ice.
You: I needed an icebreaker, Stephy.
StephanieF: I saw that on Hogan Knows best.
You: Well, did it work?
StephanieF: I don't allow my own mother to call me Stephy.
You: Can I call you Stephy?
StephanieF: No.
You: S-$?
StephanieF: Huh?
You: May I call you S-$?
You: as in S money.
StephanieF: Okay.
You: Yay. Will you be my boo?
StephanieF: Is there something real you'd like me to search?
You: Search your heart and try to find room for me, baby.
StephanieF: I'm one of those heartless ice-queens who enjoy making men miserable, so really, youd be wasting your time.
You: I bet it hurts so good though.
You: I'd like to sample it.
StephanieF: Okay.. thanks for entertaining me. I have to go.
You: Nooo
You: Do you have an AIM or MSN address?
StephanieF: You'll have to start a new search.
You: ok
You: let's search for Cha-Cha Operator StephanieF's AIM address.
StephanieF: it's *********** I really have to go though, talk to me on it sometime.
StephanieF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge

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"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaR
DonnaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
DonnaR: Hello!
You: I'm looking for the pants party
DonnaR: Sure. One moment please.
You: Some girl asked me if I wanted to go to the pants party
You: So I went on here and tried to find details about it
You: were you invited to the pants party?
DonnaR: No, I was not. I'm always left out.
You: awww well, you can be cordially invited to the pants party if you want

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: erink
erink: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Whats up comrad
erink: hello
erink: how are you tonight?
You: im stellar you?
erink: what can i help you with tonight?
You: im looking for the anarchist cookbook
erink: sure let me look for you
You: thanks bud
You: thats the one and one more thing
erink: ok
You: i need a link for wholesale fertalizer and basic electronics
You: awesome and finally the electronics
You: ok im set for now thanks alot, you dont know what you are doing for your country

Wonder if he got it. If so I should be seeing a white van in front of my house any minute now.

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"They that can give up the essential liberty to obtain a little temporaty saftey deserve neither liberty nor saftey."- Ben Franklin
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior because you were born in it."- George Bernard Shaw

You: skis
OneilY: Ok, hold one moment
You: no problem
OneilY: Is that a type of music?
You: no
You: they are skis
OneilY: Whats a "skis"
You: ae you retarded
You: skis, skiing
OneilY: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Where in the hell do they find retards that dont know what skis are????

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: maryc
maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ell o
maryc: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: i ned midget for hire
You: i run cirkus
You: midget toss is vry populr
maryc: You know I heard it was a real sport.
You: i hear this too
maryc: Just a moment I will try to find some information for you.
You: i ned cute midget this midgets ar not so good lookng
maryc: maybe this site will help.
You: no this no work
maryc: ok just a moment lets see what else I can find.
You: ar you midget? i pay vry good
maryc: No sorry...Im 6'7
You: i hear you shrnk when u get old
You: mayb it still work
maryc: haha
You: u liek joke?
maryc: yes very funny.
You: i was comedien befor war
maryc: Which war?
You: i loose sense of homur after i kill peopl
You: vietnam
maryc: I can understand.
You: i get agent orange in m body
You: damn president bush!
maryc: ooh.
You: i will run for president
You: u will be my vice president ok?
maryc: There is idea
You: we take government by storm
maryc: shock and awe
You: aha yes
You: clinton is good guy he will mayb help us
maryc: or his wife?
You: mayb not so much
maryc: true..dont know what I was just thinking. haha
You: she jus use bill clintons like a rat
maryc: haha...Im sorry I cant find you any good looking midgets to hire is there anything else on this subject I can find for you?
You: i thik i should learn more of this politic if i run for president
You: i go now
You: i see you agan
maryc: You have a great day!
maryc: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

so i was at school so i wasn't going to be abusive, but here i asked some info about the site and here is what i got.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyD
KimberlyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyD: Hello!
You: hey
KimberlyD: How are you today?
You: not bad and you
KimberlyD: Give me a few minutes and I will send you some info.
KimberlyD: Great! Thanks for asking!
You: thank you
You: so where are you based out of?
KimberlyD: I am from Ohio, but ChaCha HQ are in Indiana. The guides are from all over the US
You: nice
You: when was ChaCha started?
KimberlyD: They just went public back in late September.
You: very cool i like this idea of assisted searches
KimberlyD: It is pretty nice.
KimberlyD: Especially for people who are not very internet savvy, or for people who are extremely busy
KimberlyD: I have used it several times myself!
You: do your guides have any specialsed training? or areas of expertise?
KimberlyD: The guides are trained on keywords in which they have to be proficient in finding info on.
KimberlyD: However, right now, sometimes guides get searches that don't pertain to their keyword.
KimberlyD: In that case, if they can't find the info, they can transfer the infoseeker to another guide who may be able to help them better.
You: but for example no one in particular is trained to search for just info on biology
KimberlyD: There are certain guides who are trained for that area, but they can assist in other areas too.
KimberlyD: Are these sites helpful to you?
KimberlyD: Are they what you were looking for?
You: interesting... do you also do searches for scholarly articles. like electronic journals and scientific papers
You: yes they are thank you
KimberlyD: Yes. We can do that too.
KimberlyD: Just about anything can be searched for except for adult content info.
You: so if i had a question for a paper you could find me reputable info
KimberlyD: Yes.
You: excellent
KimberlyD: Can I help you with anything else today?
You: why not adult info
KimberlyD: ChaCha doesn't support finding that info because you never know who is asking. The person could be underage.
KimberlyD: etc...
You: cool....no those sites were great i will return if i have any other questions, thanks for your help
KimberlyD: You're welcome! It was nice chatting with you!
KimberlyD: Have a good day!
KimberlyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MattM
MattM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
MattM: Hello, what kind of info were you looking for?
You: i need some info on racist organizations
MattM: OK, I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: so how are you doing
MattM: I'm doing great, you?
You: good
You: are there a lot of jews where you live?
MattM: Um, yes, there happens to be a high concentration of them. I live in Panama City, Panama.
You: ohh wow thats way down in central america
You: lots of beaners
You: huh?
MattM: Unfortunately, most of the results I am finding are anti-racist sites.
MattM: Are these results sufficient?
You: nahhh i was looking for something along the line of the KKK or an Aryan Nation
MattM: OK, let me see if I can find more info on those and related groups...
You: so what do you think about Noreyaga being elected in Nicuragua
MattM: I don't have too much of an opinion since I am actually a US citizen.
You: thats true but it ads to teh rise of liberal socialist governments that are anti-american, in latin america.
MattM: Perhaps.
MattM: Are those last two results more of what you are looking for?
MattM: If not I would be happy to forward your request to another guide who may be able to help you.
You: yeah that will work
MattM: Great, thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
MattM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Ski Unit ))((

You can call me Arron Burr from the way im dropin Hamiltons

" It is proven that people with pogo sticks get it in the ass 70% more than those without. SCORE!"-skiguy684

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chrisc
chrisc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: helo
chrisc: Hello
You: i want to play a game
chrisc: O.k. what game are you looking for?
You: in your bathtub there is a telefone you have one call in your recent calls
chrisc: Sorry, never heard of it. Does that have a title?
You: if you lose it will result in death
You: dont underestimate me
You: i am watching you
chrisc: Can you give me the name of the game please?
You: u have 30 seconds to complete this and dont think i am joking
You: i am your father
You: i am in a black bmw outside your building and i do know your name chris c.
You: its called go fuck yourself mutha fucka and go watch saw its the best movie and ur a nerd ass
chrisc: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (its called go fuck yourself mutha fucka and go watch saw its the best movie and ur a nerd ass)
chrisc: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

You: im not wearing any panties
You: thats a hint
SeanW: a stripper
You: do you want me to be one
SeanW: no
You: i could be
You: just for you
You: just try
SeanW: no thats alright
You: *boom*
You: off comes my shirt
You: i throw it at the wall
You: what do you do???
SeanW: I'm a soldier in the military
You: thats hot
You: im hot
You: *takes off pants*
You: im almost maked
You: how does that make you feel
SeanW: do you jave aim
SeanW: have*
You: why
You: ??
You: what do you want to do to me
SeanW: I am not aloud to talk like that on here this is a job
SeanW: so do you have aim

haha this guy was trying to get my sn. haha

DHC-LM

i waked into hot topic and bought myself some arm fishnets. I was so psyched to get onto my myspace account to post some pics. Thats the closest ive ever got to hitting an urban rail.
-scientist

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RichardI
RichardI: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: oh thanks
You: i feel welcomed
RichardI: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: no way really!
You: sweet
RichardI: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: sure no prob
You: its not like that you see
You: can i explain the whole relationship to you?
RichardI: yes, go ahead.
You: it started off, hmm lets see i really like her, she really liked me.
You: and i asked her out
You: goin good
You: but reall
You: didnt feel comfortable as a couple
You: in social settings like partys and stuff
You: and she like this guy kevin a little bit, but always said that i was the one
You: and this kevin
You: im kinda friends with him
You: you know the pretty boy, uber good soccerplayer kinda dude, good singer, smart
You: and so i broke up with her
You: and shes like
You: well you know i will just bounce back to you in like two days
You: and i said try not to let that happen
You: and i need to get over her
You: i like you richard, your a good listener
RichardI: Thanks.
You: no problem
You: how is your relationship life going?
RichardI: :o)
You: i take it you just got laid
RichardI: then kids.
You: ahh kids
You: how are the little tykes
RichardI: running outside with the dogs..
You: hopefully you have a sheep dog... or a golden retreiver
RichardI: chow and golden retreiver
RichardI: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: ahh, one does the biting, the other does the saving and cheering up
RichardI: yep
You: her name is jenna
You: she is quite beautiful
You: im not just saying that either
You: i dont like the word hot
You: its too shallow
You: but this girl... she s amazing
RichardI: Still searching..
You: for awhile, we had a good relationship
You: talked about our relationship with God, our feelings and stuff
You: the first kiss was nice
You: after my morning run i went to her house with fresh picked wildflowers
You: and i got my kiss
RichardI: Are these results sufficient?
You: my girlfriend never cheated dick
You: i mean richard
You: may i call you dick?
RichardI: I go by dick as well.
RichardI: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: what does your wife call you
RichardI: gene
You: oh
You: well lets see
RichardI: Anything else for you today?
You: snow
You: weather forcast
You: or just make me some snow
RichardI: that would be nice..
You: i need to ski to get my mind off of jenna
RichardI: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! Have a great day.
You: i like skiing
You: can you get me a weather forcast for the twin cities area
RichardI: Sure, one moment please..
You: personally im a park/freeskiier. but i am also a nordic ski race
You: i miss jenna dick
RichardI: Are these results sufficient?
You: no, there is no snow in the forcast
RichardI: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: how to make a snowmaker?
You: you know it hurts
You: becuase i look back and think, why didnt i try harder
You: why didnt she try harder
RichardI: Thanks for searching ChaCha, hope these results assist you! Have a great one.
RichardI: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
You: Where's my snowmaker you dick?

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Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

*" nice, now hit it switch and cork that shit"* ---nickross

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....