Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I'll say this about global warming -- it sure makes those late November football games in the Midwest a lot more pleasant.

I remember going to the Michigan-Ohio State games as a kid and freezing my ass off. Even bundled under nine layers, I still couldn't feel my toes, my hands or most portions of my face.

Not anymore.

Lately, it's been downright balmy for the annual clash between the Wolverines and Buckeyes. And last Saturday was no exception with temperatures in the upper 40s. Hell, I can't remember the last time it was really, really cold for The Game. As Borat would say, "Niiiiice."

So while it does bum me out that the polar ice caps will melt, flooding the earth; and the human race will become extinct shortly due to disease, pestilence and other ailments brought on by the coming man-made catastrophe, for a few Saturdays each fall, it doesn't seem so bad.

For those of you in Cincinatti, I appreciate you voting those dickwads out of office. All it took was a jailed congressman, corrupt Secretary of State, and of course a completely mismanaged state treasury. Columbus, on the other hand, strikes me as "global warming is a hoax" country, as you can see hereby this dumbass' support of something in 2004

Global warming my ass. I don't know where you were the whole month of October, but it snowed on Oct. 12th and I watched every one of my son's high school games in long underwear and 3 layers of clothes. Maybe it was warmer this week, but I'm just sayin...

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