[1/2/2015 6:34:56 PM] Gail Schuler: “You think Jesus can stop me? The Nukkake warning was just a trap that I lured you, Jesus and Brent Spiner into. Behold, I have just launched my most intricate plan yet. As you might not know, for the last year, I have been developing my greatest weapon, the infrasound Hyper-Damper, capable of causing earthquakes and inmeasurable damage in any place of the world. This video below shows the sounds made by the September 2013 testing of the weapon, heard more than 500 miles from the epicenter.”

“I have just launched a devastating earthquake in the Mexico City, measuring as 9.5 on the richter scale with hundreds of thousands dead. Nobody in mainstream media is going to report that, as I have replaced the destroyed portions of the city by a hologram, indistinguishable from the real Mexico City.

“Matthew Mcconaughey was hiding in the Mexico City. My henchmen have unsucessfully tried to capture him few days ago, while he was dining in a restaurant, however, as the city is now in ruins and isolated from the rest of the world, my army is now searching the area to capture him and bring him to my lunar base, where I will torture him until I get everything he knows about the Church of Gail.

“You have failed, Gail. You never underestimate the might of the Jesuits.

“Hail me!”

[1/2/2015 6:35:12 PM] Gail Schuler: I just copied and pasted what Zack is writing at YouTube.

[1/2/2015 6:35:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BASTARD

[1/2/2015 6:36:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: VLADIMIR BE FLYIN’ US TO MEXICO RIGHT NOW

[1/2/2015 6:36:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE WHERE THE TRANSPORTER SIGNAL CAME FROM

[1/2/2015 7:17:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay, I’m a little confused. Who was the Brent Spiner who talked with me on Dec. 9th? He complained that the Nanotechnology Research Team was confused about my laws.

“If Matthew Mcconaughey doesn’t surrender to me unnarmed by the end of January 3, 2015, I will destroy Mexico City with a new type of nanotechnologically enhanced Nukkake. Resistance is futile. Each day, I am gathering millions of new followers, that will die for the Jesuits in order to take over the world once and for all and destroy the faith in Jesus Christ in the hearts of all men. Hand me Matthew Mcconaughey alive, and Mexico City will be spared. Otherwise, millions of people will die and the jesuit semen will impregnate every woman in 100 mile radius.

[1:54:20 PM] Gail Schuler: Just kiddin’. He probably normally doesn’t even have time to eat.

[1:54:29 PM] Terrance Jenkins: ORIGINALLY, WE WAS GONNA DO WATER, BUT IT WOULD HAVE FLOODED MEXICO

[1:54:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO BILL SUGGESTED TACOS AND BURRITOS

[1:54:43 PM] Gail Schuler: Is Bill Nye STILL an atheist?

[1:55:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW, HE STILL SEEMS TO BE

[1:55:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BRENT KEEPS TALKIN TO HIM

[1:55:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT TOOK BRENT AWHILE TO COME AROUND TOO

[1:55:47 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HOPEFULLY IT DONT TAKE BILL 20 YEARS

[1:55:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Has Jesus ever talked to Bill Nye? Or does Jesus reserve his personal appearances to born again believers?

[1:56:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL HAS SEEN JESUS

[1:56:50 PM] Gail Schuler: What does he think he’s seeing?

[1:56:54 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE JUST THINKS THERE BE A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANANTION SOMEHOW

[1:57:07 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, he thinks it’s a hologram?

[1:57:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE IT BE A GROUP HALUCINATION, OR HOLOGRAM

[1:57:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE EVEN MENTIONED THAT HE THINKS JESUS COULD BE A BENEVOLENT ALIEN SOMEHOW

[1:57:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LIKE SUPERMAN OR SOMETHIN

[1:58:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT MIGHT JUST TAKE AWHILE FOR HIM TO DEVELOP THE FAITH

[1:58:54 PM] Gail Schuler: This is very important information, because I’m striving to educate the world and tell our story and as a result of my interactions with fans and commentators, Jesuits are trying to shoot holes in my story by claming Bill Nye is an atheist and, therefore, would not work with us.

[1:59:38 PM] Terrance Jenkins: BILL BE A GOOD MAN

[1:59:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like you’ve talked with him.

[1:59:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HE WOULD HELP ANYBODY ABOUT TO BE BOMBED WITH MEXICAN POOP

[2:00:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Well, Jesus kind of used Brent before he became a Christian, because Brent has always been a good man. Same principle applies.

[2:00:41 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[2:00:45 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I THINK IT BE THE SAME

[2:01:22 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU KNOW… I THINK I LIKE MEXICAN FOOD TOO

[2:01:39 PM] Gail Schuler: You know what? I know Jesus makes his rules and has this requirement that one must say the sinner’s prayer to get into heaven. But sometimes he breaks his rules and I suspect Jesus may let Bill Nye into heaven, even if he never says the sinner’s prayer.

[2:02:07 PM] Gail Schuler: That means he won’t be an atheist after he dies! 🙂

[2:02:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I don’t think Jesus will let Bill Nye be raptured, though. So if the rapture happens, he may be left behind.

[2:03:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I STILL WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM HAVE THAT PEACE KNOWING JESUS WHILE HE LIVES

[2:03:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course. Of course. We can never be sure, because ONLY Jesus knows when he will break his own rules and doesn’t want any of us to play God here.

[2:03:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH

[2:17:19 PM] Gail Schuler: By the way, has Zack Knight hit Florida with nukkakees in the past couple months. I could swear he has.

[2:18:18 PM] Gail Schuler: I saw all these weird cloud formations when I went for my walks that had clouds from the GROUND UP.

[2:18:37 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE FOR?

[2:18:44 PM] Terrance Jenkins: MAYBE WEATHER MANIPULATION?

[2:18:58 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought perhaps they were from nukkakkee?

[2:19:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YEAH, HE DID IT WITH NUKKAKEE

[2:19:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: WAS THEY SHAPED LIKE A PENIS?

[2:19:32 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT HIS REASONS

[2:19:42 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY ALWAYS BE SOMETHIN ZACK WOULD DO

[2:20:27 PM] Gail Schuler: But I never got hit. I heard brain to brain that Zack tried to nukkakkee ME, but that Jesus erected a shield over Brevard County, using the air I breathe from my walks as part of its matrix. This shield is so strong, Zack can’t penetrate it with his nukkakkees.

[2:20:51 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BASTARD

[2:20:53 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, sometimes they were shaped like penises. On some days, I would see hundreds of them all around m.e

[2:21:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE CREEPY

[2:21:17 PM] Terrance Jenkins: HUNDREDS OF PENIS CLOUDS

[2:22:15 PM] Gail Schuler: Also, there were days that I had HORRIBLE allergy headaches. and I heard brain to brain I was suffering from some of the radiation from nearby nukkakkees. However, what was strange was that I never saw the penis clouds on those days. I wonder if Zack erected a hologram to give me a false view of the sky.

[2:22:33 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT COULD BE…

[2:22:55 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT ALSO BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU FINALLY GOT SOME AIR BLOWN IN FROM A PAST NUKKAKEE

[2:23:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THAT BE THE HORRIBLE THING ABOUT NUKKAKE FALLOUT

[2:23:40 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THE RADIOACTIVE SEMEN GETS INTO THE AIR AND CAN BE BLOWN TO OTHER AREAS EVEN MONTHS LATER

[2:25:07 PM] Gail Schuler: That makes sense. It is like a MIGRAINE headache when I get it. I literally have to go to bed I feel so awful. What parts of Florida got hit? And were there casualties?

[2:27:46 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT WAS BASICALLY A RING AROUND BREVARD COUNTY

[2:28:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT KILLED A LOT OF FOLKS

[2:28:23 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LOTS OF WOMEN FALLEN PREGNANT

[2:29:53 PM] Terrance Jenkins: LUCKLY MOST PEOPLE GOT INTO THE BOMB SHELTERS

[2:30:19 PM] Terrance Jenkins: SO IT WAS MOSTLY PEOPLE THAT REFUSED TO BELIEVE IN NUKKAKE’S AND CLONES AND SUCH

[2:30:48 PM] Terrance Jenkins: THEY DIDN’T THINK THEY NEEDED TO GO INTO THE SHELTERS

[2:31:14 PM] Gail Schuler: That’s exactly what it looked like. Though I heard brain to brain all of Florida got hit and Brevard County was spare because my daily walks put my “essence” into the air of Brevard County and from this, came forth a JESUS shield around Brevard County that the nukkakkees could not penetrate.

[2:31:26 PM] Gail Schuler: was spared

[2:32:20 PM] Gail Schuler: When did all these nukkakkees happen? I believe I saw the weird cloud formations around October and November.