What it does/will do:
-) Completely regulate staff based on a user level you specify for them on the SQL database, allowing you to add staff members through your website and restrict connections to registered members, and other features
-) Use your website password to login - integrates closely with NickServ and OperServ to help link in to Services
-) Restrict rooms to age/gender/staff/unregistered etc
-) Eliminate the need for anyone to require Services permissions
-) Pre-defined warn/kick/ban system
-) User notes
-) Display online staff
-) Make reports to staff
-) Added #help help
-) and more! Just ask!

Would you like something like this? It's designed to run from an mirc client and be modular, and an easy-to-build-on scripting API
Attached: If you /msg Bot HELP as a superadmin (level 10)

I'm now taking on any mIRC script project.
If you'd like a script/snippet/bot in mIRC, please message me with details.

I know dialogs, RAW events and sockets as well as basic mSL script.
Only exception is I don't add/edit other scripts that were already made, I only make scripts from scratch.
I don't charge, and you can edit/distribute at will.
Most popular request is the mIRC equivalent of the UKChatterbox's GateWay, made with sockets to connect to the server's Services port.

I think it looks good.
However, I think using the 'www isin $1-' is a bit verbose. You could 'https:' instead of 'www' in conjunction with 'http:' as not all urls start with 'http:'.
I also think it'd be a good idea to use $strip() as sometimes you get people who advertise things who stick control codes in parts of the string, $strip() would fix that.

Dear Hawkee,
Do you think people would use software in a client that basically does the same as a library computer. I'll tell you what I mean.
When it's loaded up, it mimimizes the client to the taskbar tray, it kills explorer.exe (Stopping Windows-Key functions like minimize and also gets rid of the taskbar etc), stopping you from being able to open the client and edit any of the scripts.
It then edits the registry to disable the use of the Task Manager (so you can't kill the process).
After that, it brings up a full size "default background" image (that you cannot exit) and gives you a logon prompt. Once logged in as a user, you have a "Start Menu" at the top, you can load (and ONLY load) the options that are displayed (Which you can add your own things or delete things as admin). You can also change your wallpaper and access your own documents.
When logged in as admin, you can edit what a user sees as well as be able to do all the functions a standard user can. You can also have use of Task Manager and if you want, edit the Windows registry manually. Only when logged in as an admin can you exit the process and restart explorer.exe.
Any ideas welcome!

Note: FOXHOUND is an organisation within my favourite game, Metal Gear Solid, I'm using it as a temp name just now, all rights to Metal Gear Solid.

Anyone have any mIRC scripts they'd like to request?
I'd be happy to do nearly anything... With a couple of conditions.
I don't do dialog boxes.
I don't do large bot scripts. (Small ones, maybe, depends what you want - Let me know)