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Headline: Sarah Palin Meets With First of Seven World Leaders

Hamid Karzai met with Sarah Palin, today, as she checks off her dance card. May I be the first to announce that Kabul and Wasilla will henceforth be sister cities. A plan to send an opium-eating moose herd to the Helmand and Kandihar regions, as soon as Sarah masters Pashtun, has been delayed until funding of the Bridge through the Northwest Territories can be established by the next loya jirga.