10

5

9.6

10.8

10.6

.593

.573

34.7%

20.4%

55.1%

-2.7%

14.9%

B.J. Upton has a .242 on-base percentage, which if you squint really hard, take a handful of sedatives, inject yourself with horse tranquilizers, and then run full speed into a brick wall, isnít so bad.

2

11

5

9.7

10.1

10.1

.567

.548

26.0%

19.9%

45.9%

-4.4%

2.3%

Last night the Brewers used four pitchers. Here are their ERAs: 1.46, 27.00, 3.18, 27.00. I have a radical suggestion.

3

10

6

8.9

10.0

9.6

.561

.580

28.8%

20.2%

49.0%

6.0%

12.6%

A home run and a triple play? For his next trick Yangervis Solarte will stay relevant into May!