Ok as usual, Tubularsock has an insider’s perspective into the current administration being that as Secretary of the Deplorables Tubularsock is on the “right” side of the right government policies of The Super-Bigly Great Orange One!

Rumor has it that Tubularsock has positioned himself in the current West Wing of the White House in the boiler-room where he has control of the heating and cooling of the building. Being the ONLY member of the current administration that knows the secret codes for the indoor environment of the White House puts Tubularsock in an enviable power position.

So when it was reviled by the New York Signs, a hostile progressive publication, that the Secretary of the Deplorables had been subpoenaed by Robert Mueller much anticipation was anticipated. And as that anticipated anticipation grew the left-stream-press concluded that Russia was involved!

As Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has reported through an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because she was not authorized to speak to the media, that Russia may have a relationship with the Secretary of the Deplorables but this was denied by the administration.

However it was noted by a former Secret Service agent who did not wish to be identified that some ties with the Russian Government may be true. Some documentation was procured from this individual as seen below.

“I hasten to point out that in no sense do I claim the ideas I am submitting are a real thing. They constitute a theory, not a thesis”, stated the former Secret Service agent.

But an American official familiar with the talks with Mueller, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly stated, “some pictures are really worth a thousand words”.

Yet the investigation conducted by the sharp-eyed-reporters from Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has produced an actual photograph that may add some light to the Trump-Tube Russian connection.

Now sure Felix Sater has Russian connections! Hell, he’s Russian!

When asked, Tubularsock, Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, stated, “Felix Sater is a Russian-American gangster of the old school. You know, a classical American tradition type Eliot Ness gangster. It is this solid American criminal tradition that our President believes in …… make America Great again!”

Felix Sater has deep financial connections to Trump and to Russia. Felix Sater has been a friend of Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen since childhood, and is an important Trump business partner who worked out of Trump Tower.

But funny, when Donald was asked about his connections with Felix, Trump said, “I’m not that familiar with him.”

Which would be expected for Trump to say especially after his associate Felix Sater, described his ambitions in emails to Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen.

In those emails Sater states, “Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.” (New York Times … for real!)

So we all have, so far, three possible Russian connections with Trump.

The first is the meeting in Trump Tower between Russian agents and Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner.

The second connection is the attempt by Republican operative Peter W. Smith to obtain Hillary Clinton’s emails through Russian hackers. According to The Wall Street Journal“Robert Mueller is investigating Michael Flynn’s connection to this operation”.

And the third connection is Felix Sater.

Looks like a full plate.

But in truth the Russian connection is there but it is mostly bullshit.

The real deal is going to be the evidence that is being collected on financial crimes, including potential money laundering that is where Donald and his family are going to go down!

Dannl, Tubularsock only reports what he sees. A funny story that you may not have heard yet in the maimed-streamed-media but word has it that Yoko and Bernie are dating. And not only THAT, Elvis is pissed!

Thanks for your comment. Oh sure we can meet at the Dairy Queen in Del Rio, Texas and see the aliens. But only after the floods!

Tubularsock,
Thanks for the refreshing fake on the not-news. The Prez has made an art and science of gaming the system, but the system was built to be gamed. If he gets deposed, he could make billions again on teaching others his tricks.

Tubularsock writes "The real deal is going to be the evidence that is being collected on financial crimes, including potential money laundering that is where Donald and his family are going to go down!"
That may be the case, but I feel that the Russiagate McCarthyism has so blinded the so called "left" that they won't be able to see Trump's real crimes out of looking for Russian ghosts and boogeyman in the closets.

As a humor hit piece on Trump I give your article high marks. As a humor hit piece whereby the reader learns something and gets a laugh, I give your article low marks. I simply couldn’t tell where the humor stopped and the truth began. I thought anointing yourself Secretary of the Deplorables was very creative. I sure wish you wrote for my side of the political divide, however it’s comforting to know what you write is all fiction.

Thank you Phil, Tubularsock would have you consider your observation that you couldn’t separate the humor of Tubularsock’s article and the humor of the subject matter in terms of “truth”. Rather scary, don’t you think? In that lies the major point Tubularsock was making.

However Tubularsock is not partisan with our political leadership and their humor possibilities. If you read the historical scope of Tubularsock “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” you would find that Obummer, Killery, and Baby Shrub don’t fair much better than President Orange Tweet.

It is not the Leader that bothers Tubularsock it is the hypocrisy of the entire system.

You also may notice that Tubularsock, The Secretary of the Deplorables, still has his job in this administration. THAT is pretty amazing if you look at the slaughter of all the aides and advisors that have been piled on the trash-heap of history.

Ah, it's nice to know WB's homage to "The Leningrad Cowboys", Tubularsock fares well. As The Big Tubular sez: Oh sure there are multiple risks. As Vlad and Tubularsock were just discussing the other day at Mar-a-Lago on the ninth hole watching Donnie cheating again by moving the ball because he is President.-A Day in the Life?

It make no sense to me why the Russians would want Trump to win, making equally implausible they would collude with him. The only thing they were looking to do was to put doubt on our democratic process and they succeeded in doing that in spades.

There reason it makes no sense is because while Secretary of State Hillary gave the Russians a relations reset button right after Russia invaded a sovereign nation (Georgia). This gave Russia the green light to invade Ukraine and the rest of the Former Soviet Union. I don’t think Russia ever thought Hillary would lose to Trump, leaking all that information was mostly to make it look like Sanders should have won.

US General Douglas MacArthur testified to Congress in 1951 that:‘The war in Korea has already destroyed that nation of 20,000,000 people. I have never seen such devastation. I have seen, I guess, as much blood and disaster as any living man, and it just curdled my stomach, the last time I was there. After I looked at that wreckage and those thousands of women and children and everything, I vomited.” (‘Napalm – An American Biography’ by Robert Neer, Belknap Press, 2013, p. 100, quoted by Media Lens).

US Air Force General Curtis LeMay wrote:“We burned down just about every city in North Korea and South Korea both…we killed off over a million civilians and drove several million more from their homes, with the inevitable additional tragedies bound to ensue.” (Ibid., p. 100, quoted by Media Lens).

Sorry Tube, for mixing something else in between, but the Deplorables seem in full swing until now LOL

wsucram15, “did you read my article?” Tubularsock reads all your articles but Tubularsock believes you are referring to “This is The Question”, correct.

Yes, a similar picture was in the link within your article but if you take a closer look the photo Tubularsock took with his trusty Nikon reversed lens 1090 which shows the photo BEFORE the other photographer took the shot.

Not to go into detail as to how Tubularsock’s trusty Nikon reversed lens 1090 operates but trust Tubularsock on this. The proof is in the proof and only that is in the eye of the of the photographer, which was Tubularsock!

The SORRY is about why General LeMay wasn’t aborted at birth- You didn't mention one of Douggie Mac's "plans" for "winning the war in Korea" was using a bunch of tactical nukes and give the North Koreans executive suntans. Lemay was all for it, of course.

Tubularsock..yes I read the article. Its good. It is the same pic..(not mine btw) but your take on all those pics was interesting.
I understand reversing the lens, I am a photographer and get to enjoy it more now that I dont work 100 hours a week. Photoshop does the same thing...lol.