For a deliberate, slow-paced team like SMU that prefers games be played in the 40s and 50s, that isn't the worst thing in the world, unless your offense still can't keep up, and the Mustangs too often could not, averaging just 66.2 points per game.

"This is probably the only place in the Bronx that I would have opened a shop," Mr. Mitchell said, citing the friendly, slow-paced neighborhood ambiance that allows him to get to know his regular customers.

Then, Jason Derulo is back to remind us how much we miss Ray Charles with his slow-paced, nasal version of "Georgia On My Mind" which is interpreted by two DWTS troupers in the manner of a college spirit squad, with lots of lifts.