I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had sex And I'll never go back To the not-having-sex Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

You'll never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex Man my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

Well sure Nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever

Now sing

I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her Wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense

But man, screw it I ain't one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife

That good?

The best 30 seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch

Doesn't matter, had sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn't matter, had sex

I think she might have been a racist

Doesn't matter, had sex

She put a bag on my head

Still counts I just had sex And my dreams came true So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside her I just had sex And I'll never go back To the not-having-sex Ways of the past