3rd rule of Toddler Club – Protest getting into the bath. Once in, protest getting out.

4th rule of Toddler Club – If asked a question, the answer is no. Always no. The only exception is when the question is: “Do you want a treat?”

5th rule of Toddler Club – Never go to bed. Ask a question. Ask ten questions. Request water. You have to go potty. You need a tissue. You need a story. You need a new pillow. New Pajamas. A back-rub. Just Never. Go. To. Bed.

6th rule of Toddler Club – If younger brother or sister is crying, cry louder to ensure total panic in household.

7th rule of Toddler Club – If pasta is served, ask for pizza. If pizza wish is granted, ask for pasta.

8th rule of Toddler Club – Never, under any circumstances, put any article of clothing on when asked only once.

9th rule of Toddler Club – Dinner is breakfast. Breakfast is dinner. Do not be fooled.

About the Writer

Kristin Quinn is the author behind the award-winning Mommy blog turned book, Misadventures in Mommyhood. She is the mother of two children and owner of a yoga studio, yet often wonders when the day will come when she can take a yoga class or read a book. Follow along on her Facebook Page for more humor, tales, and "mommy insider" tips. She can be found tweeting, pinning, and 'gramming via @KristinQuinnMom