SamuraiFrog: I am glad to see that your administration does almost nothing on a daily basis. How Zen! Give in to the power of the hypno-tits, Samurai Frog.

Freida Bee: I am wearing magic underpants, just like Mitt Romney! My magic underpants are infused with the power of breakfast cereal. My magic underpants are magically delicious! And there is a prize in every box.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.