With so many teachers getting arrested, ya gotta wonder are a) all of them getting caught, b) or are their many more unreported cases? Either way this weekend some lucky gd teens are banging their twentysomething teacher./Aisle seat please.

houstondragon:Ya know, I remember hygiene as a lad back in middle school. The majority were convinced that soap contained a flesh-eating bacteria, while the entirety opposed the concept of deodorant use.

So her name is Malia. Conveniently, the same name as Obama's daughter. Since the Malia in the story is bad, that means fathers who name their children "Malia" are also bad. Which means Obama is clearly not suited to be President.

BarkingUnicorn:Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy. That's graduate school stuff!

FYI, the way California penal code is written, any penetration by either party meets the elements of that charge. So it could just be traditional boring stuff, or something a little different. We won't know and won't find out.

bugontherug:hasty ambush: Middle school? NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up that was elementary school. Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.

Where I went to school, middle school was 5th-7th grade. Though the article says this one was an elementary school.

It varies from place to place. I went to school in one area where elementary was up to 5th, and middle school was 6-8th.I moved in the middle of 6th grade and ended up back in elementary school, because my new district didn't do middle school. Elementary up to 6th and 7-8th in Jr. High.I've heard of other places that do Jr. High up to 9th or even 10th and Sr. High is the rest of the way to 12th.

Gawdzila:bugontherug: hasty ambush: Middle school? NBC Los Angeles reported that he was a student at the school, which serves children in kindergarten through sixth grade.

When I was growing up that was elementary school. Middle school or Jr High School was 7th and 8th grade.

Where I went to school, middle school was 5th-7th grade. Though the article says this one was an elementary school.

It varies from place to place. I went to school in one area where elementary was up to 5th, and middle school was 6-8th.I moved in the middle of 6th grade and ended up back in elementary school, because my new district didn't do middle school. Elementary up to 6th and 7-8th in Jr. High.I've heard of other places that do Jr. High up to 9th or even 10th and Sr. High is the rest of the way to 12th.

As stated, it is different everywhere, but, almost everywhere K-4 is elementary, and 10-12 is High school. 7th & 8th are generally middle school/jr high, and then 5th & 6th and 9th can vary greatly.

rkiller1:With so many teachers getting arrested, ya gotta wonder are a) all of them getting caught, b) or are their many more unreported cases? Either way this weekend some lucky gd teens are banging their twentysomething teacher./Aisle seat please.

Or c) in a lot of the cases nothing actually happened and the kid is out for revenge for some reason and made it up.

And yes, kids would do that, and authorities know a kid would never, ever make stuff up!

rkiller1:With so many teachers getting arrested, ya gotta wonder are a) all of them getting caught, b) or are their many more unreported cases? Either way this weekend some lucky gd teens are banging their twentysomething teacher./Aisle seat please.

Only lucky if the teacher is female and student male. If these were male teachers, they would need protective custody.

What is wrong with these biatches? Most of them are perfectly reasonable looking. They could have my monster meat stick any time. Why on Earth are they going after penii that are not even full size yet?

BarkingUnicorn:Oh, wait.... genital penetration with a foreign object - of a boy. That's graduate school stuff!

OK, sorry. I may need pictures to grok this idea. Is she sticking things into his urethra, pins into his penis, or is "genital penetration with a foreign object" some convoluted legal terminology for a dildo in the butt?

Ima4nic8or:What is wrong with these biatches? Most of them are perfectly reasonable looking. They could have my monster meat stick any time. Why on Earth are they going after penii that are not even full size yet?

FYI, the way California penal code is written, any penetration by either party meets the elements of that charge. So it could just be traditional boring stuff, or something a little different. We won't know and won't find out.

OK, sorry. I may need pictures to grok this idea. Is she sticking things into his urethra, pins into his penis, or is "genital penetration with a foreign object" some convoluted legal terminology for a dildo in the butt?

Ima4nic8or: What is wrong with these biatches? Most of them are perfectly reasonable looking. They could have my monster meat stick any time. Why on Earth are they going after penii that are not even full size yet?

I believe a reading of your question answers it.

Maybe she just has a clenis, in which case you are all welcome to re-engage your prison rape fantasies.

CPGamer:So her name is Malia. Conveniently, the same name as Obama's daughter. Since the Malia in the story is bad, that means fathers who name their children "Malia" are also bad. Which means Obama is clearly not suited to be President.