Zosia Mamet Bought a Pink Building in Bushwick

While old soul Emma Watson shops for apartments on the Upper East Side, Zosia Mamet and her boyfriend, actor Evan Jonigkeit, just committed to a whole building — a whole little building — in youthville, a.k.a. Bushwick. According to the Daily Mail, “trendy,” “fashionable” Brooklyn times await the couple in their “love nest.”

The $1 million row house is currently split into three apartments, and these apartments are straight out of Craigslist ads. Faded ochre cabinetry, that kind of sink that definitely has a funky water-pressure situation going on, old-school fridge, and a backyard/garbage pile. This is not a celeb-y pad with a gourmet kitchen and a wine cellar and closets within closets within closets. It’s like a regular, standard apartment (well, three regular, standard apartments). Perhaps Mamet has purchased it for Girls research purposes, so that she can better understand how a Hannah or an Adam or a Ray might live. But she’s probably just going to gut it and turn a whole floor into the Inception of closets.