Associated PressBoston Red Sox's Kevin Youkilis watches his grand slam off Chicago White Sox starting pitcher Philip Humber that also scored Ryan Sweeney, Adrian Gonzalez and David Ortiz during the third inning of a baseball game on Thursday, April 26, 2012, in Chicago.

Let me start by saying I can’t believe I am writing this column.

Everyone in the office says it's a great idea. It all started when one of them said she thought Kevin Youkilis was quite a handsome man.

I told her I was most unqualified to comment, and wildy disinterested to boot. I added that if I were to rate the attractiveness of women in sports, on which I do have opinions, I would be called a Neanderthal and quite possibly be fired.