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Show Notes

— Robert Dean Museum: Robert is opening his own museum dedicated to himself, featuring an audio tour, memorabilia, a symposium, and a gift shop

— Mm-Hm, Thanks: Keith teaches us how to shut down unwanted small talk

— Money Laundering: The most expensive item of clothing Robert owns is a used hotel bathrobe, which he thought he got away with stealing until the hotel charged him $150

— Donatellone: Robert loves being single so much that he even goes to Medieval Times alone and rides rollercoasters by himself

— Taking A Fall: Keith reviews skydiving

— It Feels Like A Dream When You Love Me Tenderly: Keith and Robert explain the New Year’s Eve kissing at midnight tradition to Chemda. Still, Chemda’s New Year’s Eve wasn’t as embarrassing as Mariah Carey’s.

— It Is What It Is, Whatever: Avril Lavigne and Robert Dean are mad at Mark Zuckerberg for making a cheap Nickelback sucks joke