When I was a young sprout in Missouri, we subscribed to two newspapers, a morning edition and one that came out in the afternoon.

This piece is written pretty much just for Trekkies (or Trekkers, I suppose, if you are one of those who enjoys a snifter of brandy while enjoying the shows, movies or novels), so if you don’t care for Star Trek, well, I’m sure your bathroom needs cleaning out or something.