Third Rail’s record-setting sensation NOISES OFF approaches ye olde end

It had to end sometime.

But based on recent ticket sales, Portland may not be ready for it to end.

Wow.

Third Rail’s record-setting smash hit production of NOISES OFF has but one week to go.

The show, which should just about double Third Rail’s previous box office record, closes this coming Saturday (which is now sold out after I got the last available ticket way up in the nose bleed real estate of tier 3).

Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are still open though. 1.8.2014 UPDATEIf somehow, despite all the warnings, you failed to get yourself a ticket, you are now out of luck as it is SOLD OUT.

If you haven’t seen it, you are missing out on a LOT of fun.

Third Rail went big, swung for the fence, and sent the ball into outer space with this hit.