Funny Hunting

Funny Hunting Songs is a site about hilarious deer and turkey hunting songs and parodies. The site is owned by Kevin Blake Weldon. Currently, Kevin has recorded around three volumes of funny hunting songs, which include “Posted Places”, “Redneck Hunter”, and “If It's Brown, It's Down”.

Kevin is presently writing some funny hunting songs for volume 4. The title of this volume is “Pretty Bad At Huntin' Deer”, to be released this fall for the deer hunting season. The first single of the volume entitled “Pretty Bad At Huntin' Deer” is now available on iTunes with a music video on Youtube.

Since the year 2004, Kevin Blake Weldon's Funny Hunting Songs has already brought tons of laughs to his fans in the United States. Everything started out as a joke at an Illinois hunting camp in 2003. Since then, it has grown to be a successful company featuring three funny hunting comedy CD volumes.

Here are the lyrics of a sample song from Funny Hunting Songs entitled “Posted Places”:

I PUT ON MY BOOTS AND MY SCENT-LOCK SUIT
AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THAT FENCE
NO IT AIN'T MY LAND AND FARMER JOHNSON SAID
HE BETTER NOT CATCH ME IN HERE AGAIN
BUT HIS FIELDS ARE SO GREEN
HE'S GOT CORN AND SOY BEANS
JUST GIVE ME A GOOD CLIMBIN' STAND
AND IN JUST A MINUTE I'LL BE HIGH IN A TREE
WITH A BOW IN MY HAND

CAUSE... I HUNT DEER IN POSTED PLACES
WHEN I GET CAUGHT THE GAME WARDEN CHASES
ME AWAY... BUT I'M BACK THE NEXT DAY
SURE I'M AFRAID OF JAIL TIME AND A TICKET
BUT THERE'S A MONSTER BUCK IN FARMER JOHNSON'S THICKET
SO I HUNT DEER IN POSTED PLACES

YEA I KNOW IT'S WRONG TO HUNT WHERE I DON'T BELONG
I'VE BEEN RUN OUT OF HERE BEFORE
BUT THE SIZE OF THAT RACK KEEPS ME COMING BACK
YEA TWO HUNDRED'S ABOUT WHAT HE'LL SCORE
I'VE TRIED AND I'VE TRIED TO LAW ABIDE
I'VE EVEN CALLED POACHER'S ANONYMOUS
BUT EVERY NOVEMBER I START TO REMEMBER
THAT ADRENALIN RUSH WHEN

I HUNT DEER IN POSTED PLACES
WHEN I GET CAUGHT THE GAME WARDEN CHASES
ME AWAY... BUT I'M BACK THE NEXT DAY
SURE I'M AFRAID OF JAIL TIME AND A TICKET
BUT THERE'S A MONSTER BUCK IN FARMER JOHNSON'S THICKET
SO I HUNT DEER IN POSTED PLACES