After painstaking, back breaking labor that is cleaning my household I sighted a glimpse the enemy. He was just standing there basking in the glory of penetrating my household's defenses. I stand there dumbfound at this sight. The way he stood there ,mocking me, made my eye sight go red. How could he get behind my brick walls? Apparently he was lucky enough to avoid the gas chambers behind them.

The enemy still hadn't noticed my presence so I grab my weapon of choice. Gas assault. I douse the enemy in the foul smelling gas and he falls. There he lies as I obtain a white sheet that will be used as his cover when he is disposed of. There is no ceremony, there are no tears. Just the white sheet and the foul oder.

After the small victory I continue my cleaning. I soon find evidence of my past enemy and laugh at it's patheticness. I dispose of it as well. Soon I reach the place were I know it is safe. But as soon as I move it there is an army of ants. An ambush. They are everywhere and soon surround me. And I ,being a fool, am with out protection or a weapon.

As the enemy comes closer and all seems lost I recalled the gas I had earlier. I aim at one of the enemy leaders and wait for the right moment. It was nerve racking. The more I wait the more I became surrounded.

And then finally the moment arose and I unleashed the gas assault. Like the scout before the army the enemies fell. In their death was a safe passage for my escape. Without hesitation I took the passage and ran for safety. While I ran I sprayed my gas but to no avail. The enemies seemed to become immune to it.

After I spent my gas weapon I am left with no other choice but to bring out my ultimate weapon. This weapon I rarely use against the enemy as it consumes to much of my energy. But today was an exception, today I would finally win the battle.

As I race to grab my weapon I feel a tingling sensation on my arms. The enemy! They climbed on top of me when I made my escape. I soon swipe them away and smile as they fall to their deaths. I soon reach my weapon and power it on.

I make my way back to battle field and laugh as I suck up their forces. Seeing them flee at the sight of me is pure joy. The once black tile is now returning back to it's natural white shade. The more I eliminate them the more they retreat back to their base. I follow suit with my weapon ,killing them as I go. I find their base and use my weapon attacking the home base directly.

I didn't stop until the enemy was gone. As I withdrew my weapon not one enemy was to be seen. I enjoyed my victory with a well deserved laugh and a cold drink.

I was cleaning my house and someone left a chicken bone out underneath the garbage can. When I lifted it up a huge circle of ants were there and I tried to gas them with Raid. It didn't work. I then grabbed the vacuum cleaner and started sucking them up while singing 'when your evil.'