Having gone head to head with Superman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D! Action-packed sequences of puss-like discharge will soon cover cinema screens, [read...]

‘It must be him,’ said 20-year-old mother of five, Chantelle Smith. ‘It stands to reason, don’t it? We all know what these Eton boys get up to in their spare time and I ain’t seen him on the telly recently, [read...]

The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers. [read...]