Myew-chan is a would-be poet, and the one who writes everything here that isn't crack. Obsessed with roleplaying, and a horrible procrastinator. She also goes by Rikoren.

Myew-chan's sister is the mad genius behind all the crazy crackfics found within our collection. An artist obsessed with interest-related information. Her other name is Tofupika, but you don't have to know that.

Do not expect daily, weekly, monthly or yearly updates on any of our fics, as we are lazy and easily distracted.

AU : "I know. Please feel at ease, I am your weapon, Zabuza-san." Certain events cause an unexpected outcome, and a young hero fades away, taking up the clay mask of the subordinate of the Demon of the Mist: Haku [Hiatus-ish]

Short story collection of TsuSoka/Hizuki. All stories are cute, fluffy, and designed to make you smile. :) Better make that dentist appointment before reading though, these stories are bound to give you cavities! Chapter 5: Tsuzuki contemplates his and Hisoka's partnership after Nagasaki.

Slight AU. Thirty-five hundred miles away from home, Naruto and company are stuck infiltrating a European school that does not exist according to conventional maps. Meh, things are starting to get troublesome. - Abandoned. Rewrite in progress.

Sasuke is called in to expose a deadly group of hackers known as The Zodiac Viruses. He knows 3 things. 1 the hackers are in high school, 2 there's thirteen viruses, 3 the animals are just annoying. Chapter 2 rewritten

At first she didn't quite believe her eyes. Severus Snape here, on her doorstep, was so far outside the realm of anything Petunia had ever believed possible that she couldn't fully comprehend what she was seeing for a few seconds. Alternate universe.

AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.

Sequel to Captive Voice Finally free from his two-year imprisonment at the hands of Baron Praxis and Erol, Jak must come to terms with the monster in his skin, and try to keep up with an harsh alien world in the process. HIATUS.

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

Jak has been captured and is being used in Praxis' experiments. The torture is unbearable, but his captors are disappointed when they discover that he can't scream. They decide to repair his damaged voice 'in exchange' for using him in their experiments.

Luke's depressed again. Jade's decorating Fabre manor lethally. People go '...' a lot. It's just an average Christmas with our heroes, down to the God Generals having rereturned from the dead, with a new plan that will forever alter the fate of Christmas.

Without dark there can't be light, so with peace there can't be balance. The world has lost its villains, almost all its darkness, and so the Precursors decide to restore that balance through a mass resurrection. Whether the people want them to or not.

Van Grants and Sync reissue the Curse Slot to finish a job Asch can't. The tragedy brings Asch and Luke to realize just how much they need each other in this world to survive, literally. Asch&Luke! It's all good.

What happens when the peaceful and subdued world of Twilight Town is visited by a renowned traveling circus? AxelRoxas and possible sidepairings but...I'll leave you guessing on those for a while YAOI, M to be safe.

[Death Note x Ouran High School Host Club Crossover] Tamaki and Light, played by Mamoru Miyano. Kyouya and Mikami, played by Masaya Matsukaze. Add the variables together and the result is this fic. [Spoilers if you don't know who Mikami is] [Oneshot]

St. Patrick's Day Fic! Mello's got no spirit. Near seems to be absolutely glowing green, and Matt's on his side. How's Mello going to deal? Another Holiday oneshot, hope you guys enjoy! And L makes a pudding cameo.

With all the times Yoh's landed in the hospital, parents nowhere in sight, someone must have gotten suspicious of the strange, easygoing boy. In a place where lives hang in balance, how much difference can one headphonewearing, quixotic shaman make?

The tale of Golden Sun from the antagonists' point of view, beginning after the first raid on Sol Sanctum. I've tweaked some critical plot points I didn't like, so there may be a few surprises for you. CONTAINS SPOILERS. Chapter 9 is now up!

It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.

HP and Naruto crossover. Two strangers show up at number four Privet Drive and offer to take infant Harry off the Dursley’s hands causing the destinies of two realities, and one Harry Potter, to change immensely.

NaruSasu mpreg fan fanfic based on Imbrium Iridum's SelfReliance world. A day in the life of Sasuke and kitten. Complete with a nice family visit from Itachi and his Mangekyou Sharingan: the psychopath version of a baby shower...

Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]

Final Chapter: The Dark Alliance has scattered at the resurrection of an ancient golem, leaving Regal to wield the legendary fork and save them from the rise of a cruel culinary empire. Features secrets of the Ultimate Recipe and the Wonder Chef himself.

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody

Three Hylian librarians follow Link to Termina to make him pay his overdue fines, and a runin with Skullkid turns them into a Deku Scrub, a Goron, and a Zora. LATEST CHAPTER: It's a bad idea to take a Zora into the mountains in the middle of winter.

Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete

It's been a few years since Zim's come to Earth and recently things have started to change... The bunnies made me write this! Those horrible bunnies! This fic does and will have every Zim pairing I can think of. So, just... um. Be scared? COMPLETE!

AU. Manfred is a giddy school girl who schools with his best friend Greg. Will his unrequited love for punk rockstar Maya Fey ever become reality? Warning, this fic was written by a yaoi fan. D: Genre is Horror 'cause of Manfred. *shudder*

OOC! Konoha is in a weird state. Naruto's psychic, Sakura's got a sword, and Kakashi's evil! Things are going real crazy here. Do you think Tenten will let peace prevail in the world? When is the end of the world anyways...?