"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

On the fifth goal we get the "Will somebody stop the damn match, enough's enough!" line.

"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

I was being ironical good sir. I imagined somewhere that Nucks had started to twitch when I posted that.

"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

I love the first one the most I think and the last one is great too. But the corner just has me keeling over and howling with laughter. CAN YOU FEEL IT, CAN YOU SENSE IT, CAN YOU SEE IT, HERE IT COMES. I laugh every time.

Germany is very vulnerable to long balls over the heads of defenders. If Netherlands wins tomorrow, they've got the ability to exploit that. I like Germany's chances better against Argentina. That match would just hinge on whether Messi makes the magic happen or not.