Another kid is hankering for some fruit snacks — and wants her to open the packet while she’s, well, doing her toilet thing. Again with the poop particles in the air. (She said it, not us. But we will quote her ’til the end of time.)

Aaaaaand then enters the kid who wants to read to Masonry during her poo session. Masonry somehow manages to praise her kid while getting her to LEAVE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Best part? Even hubby refuses to wait and barges in looking for his wallet.

We think that would hold up in divorce court. Just saying, Meredith, if you want to come live with us instead, we will give you all the privacy you need if you promise to just keep making weird videos that make us this happy.