Your Mail App May Be Changing Your Name to “Holidays in United States”

Yes, this is my personal email address, but please continue to send hate mail to mark.stern@slate.com.

Screenshot from the iOS app Mail

On Wednesday, I attempted to write an email to myself through the Mail app on my iPhone. But as I started to type in my email address, I noticed something rather odd: Gmail had changed my name from Mark Joseph Stern to Holidays in the United States.

Admittedly, I am a man of many nicknames. Holidays in the United States, however, is not (yet) one of them. So I tweeted about my troubles, and quickly learned that I was not alone in receiving this unsolicited sobriquet from Gmail. But nobody had any solutions to the quandary, so I took to Google, where I discovered a lively community of Apple users who are also now named Holidays. (Your particular cognomen depends on what country you live in; those using iPhones in Lithuania, for example, are now named Atostogos Lietuvoje, or Holidays in Lithuania—although a Lithuanian holiday sounds a bit oxymoronic.)

Neither Apple nor Google appears to have any idea why this is happening, and neither returned my calls for comment. Naturally, tech sleuths have already offered a variety of wildly complex fixes for this bug. But I prefer this fast, elegant solution. Go to your contacts and find your own contact—that’s the one marked “me.” Then hit “edit,” “add email,” and add your Gmail address. For reasons beyond my comprehension, Holidays in the United States (or wherever) should now be replaced with your real name in the Mail app.

I implemented this fix on Wednesday afternoon, and everything still seems to be working fine. But a word of advice: Don’t rush to repair the Gmail bug. One day later, I’m a little nostalgic for my unsought nickname. We’re bludgeoned with our given names day after day, unceasingly, inescapably. Now Gmail’s offering you a brief respite from the monotony. Go ahead. Live a little. Enjoy your Holidays.