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12 Ways to Win an Argument on the Internet

There are people out there who will tell you that it’s impossible to win an argument on the Internet. Those people are wrong. Not only are they wrong, but they're stupid idiots who are basically Hitler and Kony mixed together and probably never get laid anyway because they're so stupid.

We come to you today to give you the weapons you need to tell these people just how wrong they are. Don't think for a second that you can approach an Internet argument like you would a real-life debate. Big mistake. Reason and logic have no place in a world of hashtags and GIFs. The Internet is a battlefield and if you don’t employ a scorched earth policy, you will get “pwned.”

We’ve rounded up some of the best Internet argument tactics so that the next time you get into an argument about politics, gender, or Jennifer Lawrence, you will reign supreme. Just remember that with great Internet power comes no Internet responsibility whatsoever. Here are 12 Ways to Win an Argument on the Internet.