Yep, green is seconds, red is alarm.
Seems like I accidentally changed the red one while setting the clock to the times I wanted to show and took too long to not have the lighting make everything completely horrible when taking the photo of the 12:30 clock.

What kind of horrifying hell-dimension do you come from? I'm guessing it involved being aboard the Event Horizon during the black hole experiment? Because that ain't a frown.

If you're doing an emoji thing wouldn't you start with Smile, Frown and Wink and get those right before moving on to "Cheesecake Riding A Tricycle" or whatever the fuck the crazy Japanese ones are? And I don't even fucking like having these stupid icons instead of the characters, but if I type a fucking frown I want people to see a goddamned frown, not a "finger pushed in the anus" muppet face.

Why the fuck are we talking about not being able to read a clock while ignoring the anally-raped muppet face in the room!