Ah, there’s nothing like a campy throwback to 1990′s prime-time dramatic comedies. By that I mean, of course, Ally McBeal, complete with dancing babies and insane therapists. Sure, it also ran after the big Y2K, but who watched it by that point? Nobody.

The point is, I’m pretty sure I’ve chosen my theme song. My favourite songs all tend to be lyrical and melodic type things, which is all well and good, but not exactly motivating. This, on the other hand, is a fun confidence booster with good declarations of awesomeness that every theme song should have.

I give you, in part, I Don Quixote, as sung by Linda Eder:

I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha!
Destroyer of evil am I!
I will march to the sounds of the trumpets of glory
Forever to conquer or die!

Hear me heathens and wizards and serpents of sin
All your dastardly doings are past
For a holy endeavour is now to begin
And virtue shall triumph at last!

I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha!
A name all the world soon will know
And the wild winds of fortune will carry me onward
Oh whithersoever they blow