The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.28

I always know it’s going to be a goddamn awesome week for The Most Important People on The Internet when it’s only Monday, and I’ve already set aside 10 comments. (Also, I heard a rooster crow three times, and when I texted Simon Peter he wrote back, “Wasnt me bitch LOL.”) So huge thanks to everyone who brought their A game, and stay tuned for a big announcement next week where someone will be chosen to join me at my side until I pit you against Photo Boy in The Ring of Jealous Feelings and grow turgid from the heat of conflict.