the brett

I'm not sure what it was (Tricia) that prompted me read this godforsaken thing, but i did. And i must say, ew. Why was i such a little bitch? Yikes, adolescence is frustrating. If i met adolescent Brett, I probably would've slapped him around (but then apologize after, I haven't changed THAT much, I'm still a huge wuss.) With that said though, i seriously can't wait to have kids. It's gonna be so fun witnessing them go through their hormone laden adolescence. I'm gonna make fun of them so much, it's gonna be great. Anyways, to all my friends in the lj community that actually reads this thing (are there any of you left? Naw.), thanks for having patience for both my grammatical ineptitude, (come on adolescent Brett, you seriously could've put spaces between your periods and the following sentence, and why the hell did you "..." so much? so dumb. That was long, i pretty much just wrote a whole paragraph within the parentheses.) and I also want to apologize for my, erm, "cry-baby sally-ness". I appreciate it. I would also like to give a HUGE thank you to my wonderful girlfriend *THE TRICIA MILITIA*for putting all those embarrassing entries in a place where no one can read them again. She is honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me, it's pretty cool (not to mention the fact that she is craaazy fine, rawr.) I think I'm gonna follow in my wonderful girlfriend's way and start consistently writing in this thing. It's not like i have anything to hold me back, since i don't have a fucking job (wah-wah-wah). How long has it been since i've written in this thing anyways? Meh, I'm too scared to look.