Good Morning FishbowlDC Readers

“This is a Christmas album, so I should obviously thank Jesus Christ for having such a famous birthday.”
— Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert in his acceptance speech last night for winning a Grammy for best comedy album of the year for “A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All.”

These are Kissing Gourami, freshwater tropical fish famed in their native Southeast Asia. Despite innocent looks, they can be territorial. The “kiss” is never fatal, but they can bully another fish to death with chase, torment and stress.