Fug or Fab: Alicia Keys

On first glance nothing struck me as particularly out of the ordinary about this gown.

It’s strapless, it’s black, it’s feathery… it’s no different than 99 percent of what’s in The Widow Longoria’s closet, except that I guess the more I look at this one, the more the fabric in the front looks like a very drapey wang. But then Alicia turned around, and things changed.

… That thing doesn’t look like it was meant to go there. So why is she wearing C3PO’s guitar strap as a belt?