Local News

Allentown making progress

Allentown captured a zombie last friday and did some research on it. This has resulted in better bullets for the police, making them more effective in fighting zombies. The help from the state in the form of the national guards also makes a difference, they have retaken part of Allentown by kicking some zombie ass.

Other news from Allentown:

Local hero saves 3 baby’s from zombie horde, and thanks the mayor for his fighting inspiration.