The Definitive Emoji-Sexting Glossary

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In an age of visual communication, how do we express our sexual desires? There are so many emoji possibilities — and so many chances to be misunderstood. One man’s eggplant might be another man’s corn, or another man’s sad, tiny snake. One woman’s peach might be another’s butt or boob. Before you know it, the whole sextual fantasy breaks down and you’ve just agreed to some really weird stuff.

To clarify the hieroglyphic mess and help prevent misunderstandings, we have created a brief glossary of phrases and terminology for all of your erotic-emoji needs. Enjoy! Tell your friends. Spread the word. Don’t [eggplant in doughnut] it up.