>
>AHH! YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN!!!
>oh my oh my oh my im cumming
>I shit my pants... It burns...
>hi
>HES BITING MY CLIT RING!
>for bread
>i am a stupid whore who needs a good but f***, beacause my daddy cut off my tities and sold them>the first hermaphrodite to enter the Miss USA pageant gets her revenge on the woman who won
>jon bennet ramseys future if her parents were'nt such assholes
>Just cuz your a shemale don't mean you need to put it there
>i think ive just cum myself
>nooooooo>I had to f*** the director of the pageant to win, and his cock was this big!
>The
>GET THAT OUTTA ME!!>ahh its caught in my hair ..get i out.... GET IT OUT
>im spotting
>get teh f*** off my head bitch
>jgytruytrftu
>hey you inthe green sirt ..are u hard...can i suck ur dick...please
>Getting split
>ow not in the cornhole
>hi mum
>THE WINNE OF THE BIGGEST COCK SUCKER GOES TO ME - MATT DUNN!!
>Winner of the loudest scream
>AHHHHH!!!! It hurts!!!
>and tha winner of tha best cock suker is
>Ladies and gentlemen the winner of not being able to grow and trace or a tit...this flatchested bitc
>this is the high point of my entire life
>but only if it's flithy
>i want to suck some cock
>AAH! Where did that white URL come from?
>what poking my back!!!!!!
>what poking my back!!!!!!
>what poking my back!!!!!!
>Cracker, Gimme diss Biatch
>hey, look how many times u can repeat the same caption! yay *dies*
>.....so the scotsman says quot;that's no narcoleptic rabbit, that's my wife!quot;. jeez, it's not that funny
>.....so the scotsman says quot;that's no narcoleptic rabbit, that's my wife!quot;. jeez, it's not that funny
>.....so the scotsman says quot;that's no narcoleptic rabbit, that's my wife!quot;. jeez, it's not that funny
>Get your finger out of my ass!
>Call Derek Gjertson @ 1-715-384-8448
>Oh, if i only had a brain *sobs*
>Ha Ha, look at all those idiots who posted those repulsive captions.
>dear god is that a hippo on your dad? no its just bort.
>In out, in out, here i go!!! i'm cumming on national tv everyone
>oh shit its a two headed cum spitting dragon
>oh shit its a two headed cum spitting dragon
>My armpits are caving in!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OMG its dripping down my leg...i hope no one sees!
>OMG its dripping down my leg...i hope no one sees!
>HAHAHAHAHA POOP SEX!!
>POOP SEX!!
>POOP!!
>Roffle shoes!
>Do I win for the impersonation of a monkey award??
>So wait, if that's the crown she's holding over my head, then what's poking into my back? ...Oh God
>The bleach burns AHHHH>did i just step on your penis?
>i'm a man
>caterpillar
>no way, she realy did that
>what!! gum in my hair!
>quot;oh miss I had no idea!!!quot;>Little did she know that the former miss usa was wearing a strap on that night
>Little Did she know that the former Miss USA was wearing a strap on...
>ha........ha.
>oh i get it now
>wtf?
>oh shit, its cumming
>I cant believe I just pissed myself!!
>I AM THE QUEEN OF POOP!!!!
>I AM THE QUEEN OF POOP!!!!
>Ahhhhhhhhh! I shit myself !!!!!!!
>ohhh shit, you don't put the scepter in.....AAAAARRRGGHH>Casper, get your dick out of my p***y!!!
>My Name is the Jon Butz, love me long time!!!
>blow me
>My name is travis schlafke, give me a call 1-715-384-4998
>f*** me
>OOh take your finger out of my ass, wait till later
>fghjnh mkm b
>moo
>hey look it5's a facelift advertizement
>Take it out!! Take it out!!
>HARDER!!! HARDER!!!
>jhkkgkg
>porn
>wow, that dildo feels amazing up my ass!!!>WHY AM I SO GODDAMNED SHORT!!??!!
>YOUR MASSIVE PENIS IS POKING ME IN THE BACK!!!!
>quot;I know knight the Lady of the Blow Jobquot; - Raw Phish
>I just one for ugliest expression!
>On top : That's right bitch, scream (has her pointy shoe up her butt)>I won! This bad case of lockjaw from encouraging the judges doesn't seem so bad anymore!
>The bleach burns!! AHHH!
>pants
><lucy> Whaaaaaaaaaaaa </lucy>
><lucy> Whaaaaaaaaaaaa </lucy>>You people are sick f***s.
>Right in the butt
>The bleach burns!! AHHH!
>f***
>OW!!! SHIT! THATS MY HAIR BITCH!!!
>I watched the whole demented movie waaa
>i like cocks in my mouth
>i like boobie
>BAh
>oops...I pooped myself... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!~SuGaR
>oh yes! harder! HARDER! HARDER BABY!!! WORK IT, WORK IT!!!!! SHOVE THE DILDO IN MY MOUTH BITCH!>I can't beileve I binged and purged for 18 years just to get this stupid plactic Tiara!
>caption
>I can't beileve I binged and purged for 18 years just to get this stupid plactic Tiara!
>quot;If i open my mouth REALLY wide, and hope, then maybe, just maybe, i'll wind up with wand in mymouth>And now, for being third place, you get the crown of shame
>BABY GEESE CHILD DEATH OF ARABIAN NO NO NO IM NOT A BAD MAN!
>quot;I don't know... it just seems so wrong!quot;
>i wanted to be the man this time.
>OMG MY HUSTBAND JUST DIED!?!??! -Wicked>This facelift was way too overdone. -Wicked
>Someone we know's nipple slipped
>I knew i shoulda gone with the tampax.
>I THINK I POOPED MYSELF, OH IM SO UPSET! -Wicked
>I wish that zeeky thingy would pop up so i wouldnt need to suck so much cock. -Wicked
>And i haveto suck off HOW many people cause i won this? -Wicked
>WHY AM I GETTING A CROWN FOR BEING RAPED, IM SO
>i need as hotplate bad
>hey
>Damn that felt good..
>OMG
>asdsad
>ok
>weeniweeniwenis
>i didn't believe when they said my face would stay like this
>i have to go pee!>thats my cousin....seriously
>OHHHHH no not from behind, NOOOOOOOO
>HAHA What a funny joke!
>hi
>AHHHH WOULD YOU LIKE APPLE PIE WITH THAT!! AHHHH THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MCDONALDS
>oh no i am blonde!
>DONT TOUCH THE MONKEY!! AAAAH!!!!
>Horror snippet: quot;Now you eat the crown or ...! quot;
>USS Enterprise, you are cleared for docking
>hey why is this bitch putting stuff in my hair?! bitch!>Oh no I am blonde!>I thought beauty queens vomited after the show?
>but im gay!
>i want to give someone a blow job
>hey why is this bitch putting stuff in my hair?! bitch!
>OW! Kicked right in the Jimmy!
>I visited www.albinobalcksheep.com!
>i bet she could suck a good one
>look at her huge mout
>the woman behind me is really a man
>the woman behind me is really a man
>what do you mean theres no more butter?
>I just had my period
>excited tremdously, beth makes a total retard of herself>Sorry, I just came back from the dentists and the anesthesia hasn't worn off yet. My braces are off
>excited tremdously, beth makes >AHHH!!!! THE MAN IN THE FRONT ROW IS EXPOSING HIMSELF. oh wait....... THAT'S MY DAD!!
>whats that poking me?????
>omg you popped me tits
>I CANT BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING
>you are messing up my hair
>BEEPBEEP! WHERE IS A PANTIES WHERE IS A PANTIES
>THE CROWN. IT HURTS!
>THE CROWN. IT HURTS!>No! Now I have to spend a year smiling all the time.
>nooooo!!!!! i'm gonna miss friends
>Shit, i left the iron on
>Hey, that's my bum!
>My teeth hurt from suckin on that strap on she got up my ass
>Wtf?
>Get it off! GET IT OFF!>Waaahh I am not as pretty as Sierra.
>i won i won i won wion
>It Burns!!!
>kcuf ruoy rehtom, rof i evah neeb dessessop yb a monaed!>only in america can my facial deformity win
>Albino Blacksheep was so good before all the porn
>But I wanted second place!!!
>Ahhh!!! she has poisionous nipples that are poking my back!!!
>yes yes yes oh god yes woo hoo
>Baby burgess makes money with his feet, like a sex cat>OW! OW! Youre pulling my hair! I JUST GOT IT PERMED! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>hit it harder!..aaahhh im tryn im tryin!
>My face is on fire.
>Grooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>i won i won i won wion
>It Burns!!!
>kcuf ruoy rehtom, rof i evah neeb dessessop yb a monaed!
>and she prepares for the dick sucking competition
>AHHH get your f***ing dick outta my ass>is that a jackalope?
>FRESH ASS!!!
>call me for a good time 242 7161
>I cant believe My boyfriend shit on my face and wiped his ass with my hair!
>i eat my own poop
>harder>Wait! It stuck in my hair. Dont pull! Ouch!
>i am excited that i won this competition
>the decrowning ceremony
>ouch...get that cock out my buut
>whoa
>penis>lies make baby jesus cry
>omg ..the chick behind me just pulled a dick out from under her dress and is putting it in my ass!!!>OMG! i alwasys knew i could win dragqueen of the year!!!!!
>der
>(sitting on cactus)
>Winner of the most horrible face award goes to:>Whaddaya all think of go to rallys reALLY FAST!!!
>Whaddaya all think of go to rallys reALLY FAST!!!
>Eric Thompson gots the baby dick
>Eric Thompson gots the baby dick
>Der
>Mmmm harder
>Mmmm harder
>thank u holt shit what is that thing in me
>Haha!
>Mmmm harder
>i sat on a tack!
>OUCH! my liver!
>OMG! She's got a DICK AND IT's up my ...>AHHHHHH....BATS! THERE'S BATS IN MY HAIR! GET EM OUT GET EM OUT GET EM OUT!
>OMG! She's got a DICK AND IT's up my ...>OMG! IVE NEVER SEE SUCH A TALL ASIAN BEFORE!!!
>hi
>OMG! You Cummed on my Dress!!
>OMG! You Cummed on my Dress!!
>Daddy, I'm scared!
>One word. Strap-on.
>quot;I'M NOT A LESBIANquot;
>quot;i'm the queenquot; screamed the loser of the week>ahhh! its the crown of thorns! o wait a sec, didn't jesus wear one of those
>not the electric chair please !!!!
>huh
>DONT TOUCH THE MONKEY!! AAAHH!!!
>eat a dick
>DONT TOUCH THE MONKEY!! AAAHH!!!
>Crown of thorns? Do i look like Jesus?
>HOW COME I GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT?
>HOW COME I GET THIS CROWN? I WANT THE ONE SHE'S G
>oh god kill it kill it now>No! Not my hair, it took me 4 hours to fix, NO!
>Insert hard cock here.
>p***y
>ahh my hemroids!
>ahh my hemroids!
>This is the representation of the subordinate view of females in modern society
>So very vain
>So very vain
>Don't you people realize she's the killer?!
>dont crown me, they said they'll kill me
>Don't you people realize she's the killer?!
>PUSS?
>Get that thing outta my ass
>Don't you people realize she's the killer?!
>Penis in your eye>Oh my god I forget to vomit after lunch today
>PENIS!!!...i win!>hehehe, the corwn is MINE!
>Upset over the loss, The Jap's proclaim anal justice
>Lemme eat your pussie
>creampud
>I hope no one heard me fart into this bitch's p***y!
>Yay.
>aa
>Dammit invisible black man, take your cock out of my mouth!
>Dammit invisible black man, take your cock out of my mouth!
>She's screaming because a f***IN' girl f***ing her wit a f***in fake dick,f***IN' HORN BITCH.
>owww, she pulled the crown of of my ass!
>owww, she pulled the crown of of my ass!
>owww, she pulled the crown of of my ass!
>Awwwwwwwwwwwww Ricky!
>hand check
>huh
>f*** me harder!
>Im masterbating on stage with my hands, OHHHHHH!
>u fawking tranny...don't stick ur dick in my ass!
>I think I just peed my panties and everyone's gonna see it running down my legs!
>please put the penis back in my mouth!
>queen lesbo fantasy
>*yawn* ... just crown me already!
> Someone we know's nipple slipped January 22, 2002
>I think I just peed my panties and everyone's gonna see it running down my legs!
>ahhh! is she mes
>Get ure cock out of my ass now!
>I'm Sitting on my flowers!!!
>News Just In - Woman puts opra singer out of misary
>yes baby one more time
>crowd*
>Shit, They just shot my dad in the crown!
>Oh my God! I just won the wrong damn contest, and im not even blind!
>It Hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>in front: Omg i'm beein dildoed up the ass!!! back one: Oh yeah you want it don't y a ;)
>I just shat myself, help me out here bitch!!!!
>i look terrebly stupid!! !!!!!
>I think we've seen enough quot;HEY! THEY'RE HAVING SEXquot; captions... ^_^
>Jealous over the loss, the japanese claim anal justice
>hey bitch
>caption>In the News : Beauty Pageant Queen Mouth Stuck Open after Pleasing all the Judges
>You like that dont you bitch
>Are you sure you need to use a railroad spike to keep the crown on?
>You like that dont you bitch>Magic fingers please...>O my god, I got frist prise, they must not of noticed i dont have any TITS!
>Why are you removing my crown?!?
>They your for the crown of man batter on my head
>Thanks for the >and for second place we just hold it here and you make stupid faces.
>i just peed in my underwear.
>i just peed in my underwear. its icky
>OH MY GOD taking that off hurts!!!!
>moo
>I told you that last face lift was too much!!>this crown is too heavy for my little body, come on now you guys know i'm anorexic
>THANK GOD I CANN AFORD LYPO SUCKTION NOW!*tear*
>I have to suck HOW MANY people off because I won this?
>On second though...I think I will reign for another year.
>Somebody Please help me!!! That is not a tiara she is ramming into my skull.
>Somebody Please help me!!! That is not a tiara she is ramming into my skull.
>harder harder! HARDER!!!!!!!! oooh i win
>i'm so constipated right now, i could cry
>ow, what's she sticking in my ass?>why am i getting a crown for being raped!?!?! whats wrong with these people! i cant close my mouth!!
>Somebody Please help me!!! That is not a tiara she is ramming into my skull.
>Damnnit I knew I couldn't hold it...
>why am i getting a crown for being raped!?!?! whats wrong with these people! i cant close my mouth!!
>i just sat in WHAT???
>It Burns!!!
>kcuf ruoy rehtom, rof i evah neeb dessessop yb a monaed!
>only in america can my facial deformity win
>Albino Blacksheep was so good before all the porn
>But I wanted second place!!!
>Ahhh!!! she has poisionous nipples that are poking my back!!!
>yes yes yes oh god yes woo hoo
>Baby burgess makes money with his feet, like a sex cat
>OW! OW! Youre pulling my hair! I JUST GOT IT PERMED! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>hit it harder!..aaahhh im tryn im tryin!
>My face is on fire.
>Groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
>"AHH!!! You took my virginity away, and now my crown, what next!!!quot;
>"All the burritos were taken and now I have to wear this queer crown on my headquot;
>I won the pagent!!
>I REALLY NEED TO SHIT!!!
>SZPLUG
>I got to Pee
>I got to Pee
>say "aah"
>AHHHHHH MY LEGS!
>OMG :O It's going to dieeee
>what the hell is a jackalope?
>she stretches and prepares to go down, and take it all in
>and she prepares for the dick sucking competition
>AHHH get your f***ing dick outta my ass
>is that a
>I'M SO HAPPY I'M CRYING :(
>I knew I should not have bet on myself getting second place.
>All your base are belong to us.
>Little does anyone know, thats the 2nd place crown....
>Little does anyone know, thats the 2nd place crown....
>Little did she know, the previous Ms America was wearing a strap on that night.
>i like big butts and i can not lie
>no dont nut on my face
>I just crapped my pants!!
>They like me! They really.. oh shit.. no they don't!>She's crowning me? That means I'M bitch tonight!
>I've won the Special Olympics Beauty contest!!!!! DURRRRRRRRRRR
>Take your Penis out of my shoulder blades!
>condem in your mouth
>big dicky
>i'm shrinking!
>WHAT JUST POKED ME FROM BEHIND?!?! :O
>OH MY GOD ITS HUGE ! ! !