Airport ticket agent’ GOOD ONES – 2

An ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble !

7. A New York lawmaker, called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?” I said, “No . . . why do you ask?”

He replied, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude ! “ After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it, (I was dying laughing),

I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, Ca. is (FAT – Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.

8. A Senator John Kerry aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked,

“Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”

9, I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, from Ala. who asked, “How do I know which plane to get on?” I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied,

“well, I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”

10. A senator called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?” I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.

She said, “Yeah, whatever ! Smarty ! “

11. a La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. “Oh, no I don’t. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said,

“Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express ! ” LOVED THIS ONE !

12. A New Jersey Congressman called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York.” I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” “Yes, what flights do you have?”, replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Rhino anywhere.” The man retorted, “Oh, don’t be silly ! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map ! ” So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?”

The reply? “Whatever ! I knew it was a big animal.”

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it’s in ! Could ANYONE be this DUMB???

THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND BREED.

I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration. It’s like manure . . . . you just gotta spread it around.

Well, we have an electorate that largely thinks one of the three branches of government is the DMV. It’s not hard to understand why the people who “serve” in office get elected. They and their constituents are on the same intellectual level.