(noun)-A terrible place located on the northern shore of lake erie. The place in question is a complete shit-hole filled with cocky rich people that haven't really accomplished anything and no one knows how they got their money. Port Stanley is also slang for crack-cocaine (because the place is so ghetto and bad), whenever someone asks for "a ride to Port Stanley" they are trying to buy drugs from you. Do not go there or try to speak to anyone who lives there.