YES TO THIS: I am really beginning to worry that I am just setting myself up for huge disappointment over this American Torchwood, but how can I not get excited when they keep doing everything exactly right?

DID YOU EVEN KNOW CBS HAD A MORNING SHOW?: Instead of replacing the anchors, perhaps they should go for the less expensive Kathy Lee & Hoda model of television and just spike their coffee cups every morning.

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE RETURN OF V? NEITHER CAN WE. ALSO, AWESOME USE OF SLEIGH BELLS IN THIS PROMO:

WATCH THIS

America’s Next Top Model: We’ll finally learn who’s going to be on the cover of Vogue Italia. Season finale. 7 p.m. THE CW

Hell’s Kitchen: We are promised the “smoothest dinner to date” for what it’s worth. 8 p.m. FOX

Ghost Hunters: In some weird form of a cross-over, TAPS is forced to take along the Real Housewives of Atlanta on an investigation. I’m sure they’ll be quite helpful. 8 p.m. SYFY