Billionaire Bad Taste

Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men.

Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for having cancer disparaged a man for having cancer. What does it say about him though that no one believes him?

What it says is that clearly Avery is a jerk-off almost as universally despised as Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. And in the face of mounting public hate, he is of course pulling out the lawsuit card. Funny he never threatened to sue when he was exposed by several players in the league for being a racist. Is racism a badge of honour?

As for Ashley – after two weeks, things have apparently not cooled off between her and Lance Armstrong. Not quite the prick that Avery is, not even close, but Lance is also not exactly the guy who’ll take care of you forever.

Still… it sounds like Ashley has it bad.

A report has surfaced from Radar today that one of Lance’s twin girls took Lance’s twin girlfriend to class the other day for show and tell. And you know the Olsens are notoriously private and guarded. But anything for Lance.

Because it’s always all about Lance. Here he is at the Valentino Gala over the summer with his last girlfriend Tory Burch who looks curiously like his ex Sheryl Crow both of whom bear more than a passing resemblance to his ex wife Kik.

The good news is Ashley doesn’t look like any of them. Is Ashley the keeper?