Free humour Kindle books for 21 Sep 14

Why do cats knock things over? Why do they spend their time yelling at birds that can’t possibly hear them? Why must they always be on our laptops, and why do they always seem to zero in on the one person in the room who hates cats?

Learn the answers to all of your feline friend’s mysteries in this short, witty guide to kitty behavioral science. It’s the perfect book to read while you’re trapped in the bathroom with your best kitty companion wrapped around your feet.

When young, plump Red wants to join the big library, she gets much more than she expected. The librarian has very strict rules, and sharp punishments for those who misbehave.

What starts as a simple library fine for Red soon turns into something much naughtier, as the lusty and horny BBW is exposed to a very taboo reading of the fairy story she thought she knew so well – and she’s made to act it out, hard and without protection!

But might the night-time library group fill the plus-sized girl with even more than she expects?

This is an easy and gentle guide for those cats wishing to make the task of training their humans a kinder process. All the necessary topics are included, from choosing your human to training him or her in the basics of food, furniture and dogs. Photos have been included for illustrative purposes. This is a handy reference guide for all cats and should reduce the amount of time it takes to make your human a more manageable person. It is the duty of all cats to properly train their humans, a poorly trained human is a problem for all cats.

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The ’60s Batman analysis grows from strength to strength in the third installment of this 45th anniversary tribute. The second half of Season Two sees villains such as Catwoman and King Tut provide moments of literary and comic genius, while Tallulah Bankhead is sensational in her final outing on screen. Throw in Fred Flintstone, Bruce Lee, Alphabet Soup Analyzers and a host of other zany Bat-gadgets, and you have unlimited entertainment! Everything you need to know about the workings of Bat-land is right here!

Funny Fat Jokes and Puns!

You don’t want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal.

Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime Members can read this book for FREE!

Funny fat jokes

Hilarious jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud humor

Witty comedy – great for text messages and status updates

Did you know?

Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body!

Lowers blood pressure

Lightens tense situations

Creates a sense of bond amongst others

Releases “feel-good” hormones in the body

Creates memories, friendships, and relationships

Funny Fat Jokes, Comedy, Humor, and Puns!

This book has some funny one-liner jokes and humor. If you are easily offended and don’t do well with jokes, this book is not for you!

People of Few Words – Volume 3 is the third collection of work by contributors to the Short Humour Site from across the world.It contains one piece of 500 word ‘Short Humour’ by each of fifty writers, together with a brief biography of each writer.

Escape to Osiris tells of two very close friends. They have aspirations of hope, fairness; and justice for those people who, through no fault of their own, have been rendered vulnerable to peoples of malicious intent. These are the gullible people of this world. They are prone to believe all that they are told and promised by the unscrupulous masses of this often unbearably sad world. But do not despair: Peter the ‘Religilante’ and Stanley, the writer of wrongs; are bound for their rescue. Peter, the millionaire academic, who has travelled the world several times, seen it; done it, and still wears the T shirt, teams up with Stanley. He’s the Orthodox Englishman and Noel Coward wannabe. He has a heart of gold and a flair for being in the wrong place at the right time. After millions of air miles, Peter finally stumbles across his vocation. However, Stanley dare not let him loose upon the world un-chaperoned. The tales that they share on their journey are truly wondrous and often fantastic. I promise you that this tale will make you smile, and hopefully make you laugh. If you are familiar with empathy, which I’m sure that you are, you will also experience pity, anger; sorrow and frustration. Although there is goodness in truth, and often hilarity, it can also break your heart….33,000words.

The anthology of the century is finally finished! Your collection of mankind’s greatest literature now is now complete. Irrational Pudding & Book Reviews will prepare you to intelligently participate in the the weightiest literary and scientific discussions of our day. What are the relevant issues one ought to consider when deciding whether to more afraid of the Chimera or the Gorgon? Is “Go, Dog. Go!” a children’s’ classic or fascist diatribe? Why am I so great? You will rediscover the best book reviews and essays ever written in any language ever.

A collection of fifty original riddles to challenge, entertain, and invigorate the mind. The poetic style of these riddles from Wallace Pustinjak ensures that each line is an enjoyable experience in and of itself, regardless of whether or not the riddle is actually solved.Whether mulling over a particularly tricky clue on a quiet evening, or tackling the entire book with a team of fellow thinkers, Riddles From a Recluse is sure to be enjoyed in any setting or by any audience.