Billy Zane Thinks Zayn Malik Tweets Are About Him (Video)

“Hey, Internet. Zane here. I guess you know that, clearly,” the 49-year-old actor says. “I woke up to a real spike in my awareness in my Internet heat. I had no idea all my fans were hysterical 14-year-old girls.”

He tells them to remember the classic Celine Dion lyrics (from his film Titanic, of course), “Near, far, wherever you are, my heart will go on. And on.”

Billy ends the video by taking credit for some 1D lyrics, saying, “You light up my world, like nobody else. You don’t know you’re beautiful and that’s what makes you beautiful.”