Well then! We'll just have to turn up the flirting meter, now won't we??

American Horror Story's DILF, Dylan McDermott doesn't mind the fact that after posing nude in his new FX show, he's grabbed the attention of gay men.

The 50-YEAR-OLD (holy shiz, we can't believe he's 50) knew he had to get in the shape for his role and boyfriend works hard for that smoking body! He explains:

"I'm no fool, so I hit the gym and watched what I ate. Actually, when I first got the role, production called me and asked, 'Who's your body double?' I said, 'Oh, hell no. It's going to be all me, baby.'

Honestly, I'm cool with everyone, and people pick up on that. I'd say, 'I'm not gay, but it's all good. It's kind of like going to Paris when you don't know the language: some Americans get into trouble over there, but I'm just like, 'Sorry, I don't speak French.'"

But do you enjoy French kissing? HA! We kid, we kid. Just continue being eye candy for us even if you "don't speak the language." We don't mind!