There's always someone in any group who's an asshole, and everyone always wants to get rid of them. Every group has one no matter what your ridiculous fucking religious or embarrassing political affiliations are. When you're in the back of your car with a sweet Thai lady friend and discover she's a woman and you're ready to get down to business, your asshole friend shows up. He's spitting on the window, giving you the old fuck you middle finger and pantomiming jackin' off on the window with a long-neck Budweiser in his hand while waving his other hand in the air as if saying "All over your faces, aaallll over your faces! I'm jackin' off bitches!" They ain't a Strap-On Tool, they're a Strap-On Fool. You kick the window mouthing for him to fuck off, you flip him off and run your finger across your neck like you're cutting his throat, and nothing seems to be working. Best be getting your lady friend out there to bend him over the hood and learn him up some manners Southeast Asian Style.

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