I’m not sure what network would want to be affiliated with my particular flavor of misogyny, misanthropy, sexism, agism, and mild racism (just a touch), but hey if they’ll write me a check, I’ll show up.

A street artist could to a millimeter-precise photorealistic rendering of Woody, and it would Still look like the most outrageous, post peri-mutilation-style gangbanged and half-shorn chimpanzee scrotum.