Griffin, aka RG3, has stupefied fans all year with his striking elusiveness, leadership, and play-making abilities while making the Baylor Bears a contender, from perennial stinker of the Big 12 (or ten--er, eight...the conference that Texasbosses around--you know the one).

The announcement came on the tail end of ESPN's The Heisman Trophy Presentation--or, as I like to call it: "The Annual ESPN-unnecessarily-stretches-a-three-minute-speech-into-an-hour-long-'Thank-you-mom-dad-coaches-and-God-because-all-I-ever-wanted-to-do-was-just-play-football'-presentation."

After Griffin gave an honest and heart-felt acceptance speech, the results of national voting were announced. Stanford's Andrew Luck was second by more than 250 votes, Alabama's Trent Richardson in third by over 500, and Wisconsin's Montee Ball and LSU's Tyrann Mathieu rounded out the fourth and fifth positions. The sizable point margin can be seen as surprising, seeing as how most experts tabbed no real frontrunner heading into the presentation.

As a college football player, Griffin has seemingly risen to such a supernatural level that no wonder a signature "s" resided on his socks during the presentation.