When
you work with profilers you have to accept that you can't hide
anything.
JJ thought and she sat down behind her desk and sighed.

The
moment she had walked into the BAU this morning Morgan had said, "You
got laid last night."

She
had blushed, because it was true, and went, "Excuse me?"

"JJ's
got a new man!" Emily had exclaimed, jumping into the
conversation.

They
had all glanced at Reid, expecting a lecture on how to respect JJ's
privacy, because now was when he would usually jump into the
conversation, but he hadn't heard a word they had said. He was
flipping through a Stephan King novel with headphones on.

"Tell
us about him." Morgan demanded, enjoying the chance to humiliate
their liaison.

"Was
this a one time fling or a boyfriend thing?" Garcia asked.
Garcia knew that if she could get her hands on a name she would know
more about that boy than his own mother in less than a minute.

"Boyfriend."
JJ answered. One
word at a time,
she told herself.

They
next thing she knew they were on a plane to Chicago for a case and
every couple of minutes she would be faced with a new question from
Morgan or Emily, who would call Garcia with their new information.
Basically, the next four days of JJ's life went like this:

Emily:
Is he blonde?

JJ:
No

Morgan:
Does he have a steady job?

JJ:
Yes.

Emily:
Has he ever been in a real relationship before?

JJ:
No.

Morgan:
Have you met his parents?

JJ:
No.

Emily:
Have you met his friends?

JJ:
Yes.

Morgan:
Have you met his co-workers?

JJ:
Yes.

It
was a very stressful four days.

JJ
was glad to be back. She had just gotten into her car when Morgan and
Emily walked over and motioned for her to roll down the window.

"We
think we know who it is," chimed three voices at once. Emily,
Morgan and Garcia from the phone.

"Oh
really?" JJ raised her eyebrows skeptically.

"Is
it-" Emily started.

"-the
one-" Garcia added.

"-the
only-" Morgan took over.

Altogether
now, "-Dr. Spencer Reid?!"

Damn.
"Yes." JJ said before driving off.

Yes,
JJ had learned long ago there wasn't anything you could hide when you
worked with a group of profilers.

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Minds.
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