MOVIE COMMENTARY: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs return to make everyone’s holiday season a little brighter. And what better way to celebrate the Christian / Jewish / Muslim / Pagan / Pastafarian season than with a movie about a homicidal Santa Claus? Answer: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY!

Silent Night, Deadly Night takes us back to a simpler time, when ghostbusting was king and traversing the space-time continuum in modified DeLoreans was commonplace. In the early 80s, no one thought twice about a dusty old nun whipping two naked teenagers with a leather belt, or of wearing cheap sweaters with no undershirts or bras. We were too busy fighting Communism when, in retrospect, we should have been paying more attention to drunken, murderous Santa Clauses. Happy holidays!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

Wouldn’t that be a treat.
If he doesn’t want to then he doesn’t have to.
I’m flattered jus’ by the…. PPS?
*looks it up on urban dictionary*
Public Piss Syndrome?
Well, if he has nuthin’ else better to do then here
are some things about me he can include in said letter.
1; I like boxing. I’m big fan of Joe Luis and Mike Tyson.
2; I consider Gilbert Gottfried to be one of the greatest actors of all time.
3; I often pea in the sink rather than in the toilet.
4; My favorite film is ‘Cop and a Half’.

Well, that’s about it.
Btw, how do I get a user photo?
Does it have anything to do with the website bar?