Miley's New Tour is Going to Be So Much Worse Than We Imagined

This photo right here, this vision of Miley Cyrus in some whacked out leotard ensemble and surrounded by the most ridiculous group of people she could find, is what the upcoming Bangerz tour is going to look like. This exact thing is going to travel around the land, invade every major city, and destroy it with its tastelessness and horror. We know because Miley posted the photo with the hashtag "#bangerztour2014." A hashtag that will prove to be the end of civilization as we know it.

But hey, for real, this tour is the beginning of the end. Just you wait. You'll see. You'll all see.

Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry.Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments.

When you enter your name and email address, you'll be sent a link to confirm your comment, and a password. To leave another comment, just use that password.

To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put 1 URL in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.

Her time in the spotlight is fizzling, she's just trying to keep her name out there. Give her a break. What I don't understand is how or WHY she keeps wearing 'clothing' that rides up her crotch. I can only imagine the amount of infections this chick gets on the regular. Her junk has no room to breathe!

This article right here, this piece of crap written by Emily Trainham is what she thinks is journalistic poetry. This exact thing is going to travel around the land, invade every persons brain, and destroy it with its tastelessness and horror. We know because Emily posted it with the hashtag "#imgraspingatstraws." A hashtag that will prove to be the end of her career as we know it.

But hey, for real, this article is the beginning of the end of Emily dumpster diving for garbage to write about. Just you wait. You'll see. You'll all see.

OMG YAY Miley Cyrus is taking over the world kids teens everywhere just what young people need today crappy music an untalented female who has to show her body to make money and sell records and know one knows what shes going to do next so people go to a concert and think that she will makeout with them which she probally will considering shes a biosexual and will probally get her fans on stage with her and dance around like lead singer from The Pretty Reckless Taylor Momsen dont belive me?? go on youtube and type in Taylor Momsen dances with girls on stage or just watch any videos of her normally her videos pictures her clothes its just like MILEY CYRUS but Taylor is considered the most sexiest woman .........