Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never
see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven
months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I
learned self-discipline. That's the important thing." Denis
Leary.

Other
things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. --Patrick Skene
Catling

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a
beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of
those engaged in literary pursuits.
--Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist

If
a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get
it out, stir it well in
and it will give the soup a French taste. - Jonathan Swift

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years
she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has
never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Don't
wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate
isn't like
premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels
good. --Lora Brody

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies..
--John Q. Tullius

Only
Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat .- Alex Levine

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that
affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore,
it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression.
Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition,
both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
--Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
--John Milton, The Devils Advocate

If
you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will
revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and
again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime
of chocolate.
--Katharine Hepburn