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Thursday, March 3, 2011

An Auto Mechanic's Wet Dream

Jack stripped and lay back on the red satin sheets while she straddled him. He could see tiny niblets centered within dark aureolas and a curly, brown triangle beneath her translucent pink baby-doll, which she slowly lifted over her head and tossed into a nearby chair.

Their lips met and they reached for each other simultaneously; their bodies becoming a tangle of tongues and fingers.

Suddenly, they stopped, mid-foreplay.

“Jasmine,” stenciled in curly vines and decorative roses about two-inches above her left nipple, looked down disparagingly at Jack's deflated, mingy manhood and sighed:

"I'm sorry, sir, but that hose is in awful shape, and since it's one of the smaller models, I’m going to have to charge you more for the parts and labor to get it functioning again."

Thanks! I just vented my $800 bill for the work on my car last week in under 150 words. I guess I'm a little pissed at them, huh? I'm glad you liked it that much! Thanks for stopping by!

Janet;

Yeah, I had to vent. Auto mechanics piss me off. My neighbor asked me about my car today. Nice guy. Former mechanic, but still...nice. Go figure. He's the one told me originally what he thought was wrong. And I told him how they got me for a whole lot more. He's going to get me the name of his wife's mechanic. Said he's a decent guy, so...we'll see. I'm glad you liked my story!! :)

The story was great, but your post in the comments cracked me up! Sooo, your former mechanic neighbor is going to give you the number of his WIFE's mechanic? Is that a pick-up line or is it true, a mechanic never fixes his own wife's car?

Thanks! Sorry. I know this might not be a hit with the fellas. But, after the fiasco with my car last week, I thought: What if prostitutes operated the way auto mechanics do? This is the result of that thought. Thanks for stopping by!

No, the CHARACTER is not disabled...well, in a manner of speaking he is. My neighbor, the former mechanic is disabled...Peg was wondering why my former mechanic neighbor mentioned in another comment offered to get me the number of his wife's mechanic. He doesn't work on cars anymore... My character is well...disabled in another way, unfortunately for him.

Hey, these guys see guys like me coming a mile off too! We don't all get to play secret hand shakes and say boy things over the carburetter. For all the times i've been ripped off, I award you 10 out of 10!