A Spoonful of Peanut Butter'll Cure What Ails Ya

This is the story of Jeffrey and Emil, two schoolboys basking in the warm fall sun, which flitters through their classroom window.

This peace and serenity however was not long to last.

Jeffrey sat at his desk, listening to Emil's dripping nose.

"Drip, drip, drip," came the gross irritating noise. About once every five seconds or so, Jeffery reckoned.

After a while, it all became too much for poor Jeff.

From his desk behind, Jeffrey reached forward, got poor Emil Snifferbacher in a tight headlock, and jammed several tablespoons worth of peanut butter up both nostrils, even though the recipe only called for teaspoons.