Pastor: Frozen is Making Your Kids Gay

Oh, Disney...we KNEW there was a reason we didn't trust you...

Ladies and gentlemen, Disney's Oscar-winning blockbuster Frozen is the work of the Devil and was created to advance a homosexual agenda in America.

Man…and I just thought singing snowmen and Kristen Bell were created to help Disney pry every last dollar of disposable income into their already jam-packed pockets.

But apparently, there was a more evil intent behind Frozen — at least, according to a theory offered up by pastor and talk show host Kevin Swanson.

In this transcript from his radio show — originally reported by Right Wing Watch and picked up by Crave film site Geeks of Doom — Swanson and his Generations Radio co-host Steve Vaughn try to advance the idea that Frozen and its message of acceptance and tolerance was made to turn 5-year-olds into lesbians and soften America up to the joys of bestiality.

No…seriously…that's what they said. Really. Here's part of the transcript:

Swanson: Friends, this is evil, just evil. I wonder if people are thinking: “You know I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way.” I wonder if the average parent going to see Frozen is thinking that way. I wonder if they are just walking in and saying, “Yeah, let’s get my five-year-old and seven-year-old indoctrinated early.” You know they’re not, I think for the most part they’re oblivious. Maybe they do pick up on pieces of it but they just don’t get up and walk out.

Well, it's a damn good thing we've got watchdogs like Swanson on the case to make sure Disney doesn't make your kid into a whack-job, right?

Head over to Geeks to check out a longer version of Swanson's wingnut comments — and sit in slack-jawed wonder that adults can actually sit in front of a microphone and make pronouncements like this with confidence and moral superiority.