WootBot

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to reach out to you guys, and you're going to provide me with the puns I need to get by. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Historical Restaurants!

Alright guys, I'm opening a restaurant. But here's the thing: I want it to be be themed after an event in history. Here are a few ideas I'm considering:

Cucumber the Alamo

The Battle of Bull Brunch

The Hindenburger Disaster

Those aren't the best that are out there, though. I just know it. That's why I need your help. So, go ahead - post your historical-event-themed restaurant names in the comments and I'll choose my favorite.

normntaz

cbrett42

A quaint little date restaurant, where every menu items mixes together ingredients from Axis and Allied countries (e.g. for dessert you might have a cheesecake that swirls Neufchatel cheese with German chocolate), called "Swirled for Two"

Woot.com is operated by Woot Services LLC.
Products on Woot.com are sold by Woot, Inc., other than items on Wine.Woot which are sold by the seller specified on the product detail page.
Product narratives are for entertainment purposes and frequently employ
literary point of view;
the narratives do not express Woot's editorial opinion.
Aside from literary abuse, your use of this site also subjects you to Woot's
terms of use
and
privacy policy.
Woot may designate a user comment as a Quality Post, but that doesn't mean we agree with or guarantee anything said or linked to in that post.