Models Sending Hot TwitPics For The New Year [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

Hey, we spent our New Year’s Eve with Constance Jablonski, Nikki Benz, and The Laker Girls! Well, kind of, in the sense that we were pretty intently stalking their social media for hot pics of whatever those ladies were doing to ring in the New Year. And our hearts sure went ringa-dinga-ding over the results.

Not that every gal gave us heart strain. Miley Cyrus posted a pic that made her look any dopey tourist sitting in Times Square waiting for the ball to drop. That was kind of cute. Nina Agdal looked a lot sexier showing off her New Year’s outfit. Bar Rafaeli was just plain mean in taunting us with a pic of her Girls Night Out–although at least that explains why she forgot to invite the COED staff along for the evening. We understand that gals need time to themselves. No problem, Bar.

We’re pretty sure that Izabel Goulart got bragging rights as the first hot model to ring in the New Year, courtesy of her hanging out in Phuket, Thailand. We can’t think of a single joke to make about that. Joan Smalls gets bragging rights for the hottest pic, though–if, like us, you enjoy the sight of a hot model casually groping the breasts of a fellow hot model like Jourdan Dunn. Maybe you don’t like that kind of thing. Or maybe you prefer amateur New Year’s Eve Lesbians. That’s cool.

If you prefer group pics, then we’ve included a few dance squads here. In other sports-related news, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue editor M.J. Day posted a nice pic of an anonymous lady for the 2014 edition to ring in the New Year. That must be why we have a headache this morning. We strained our eyes trying to solve the mystery. Strain your own eyes now–and then stroll down for a special New Year’s Eve video from Lily Aldridge. She’s hot enough to break fire codes…