1. Toilet locates downstairs.
2. Two bedroom, two bathroom, kit, lvg room, dining room. Woman included.(ad in newpaper)
3. Air Fright Service
4. Don’t litter. Lust think first. National park sign.
5. If you create public nuisance. You will be reported to public securing organs. Hotel sign in China
6. Eat Cheerios, run run. English shirt made in Japan. Japanese like to wear shirts with English writing eventhough it doesn’t make sense
7. San Francisco Pirates. On a hat. Didn’t have the heart to tell him it was wrong.
8. One woman thought she was wearing a cool shirt however she couldn’t understand the english. It said “Fluffer” with a shadow of a sexy woman. She asked what it meant. I explained and she hasn’t worn the shirt since then:oops:
9. Sorry Uncomfortable. Construction sign.
10. Last one. An old lady was wearing a shirt that said “fuck you” in fake chinese characters. I couldn’t stop laughing for minutes.

In Albania the label on the bottled water (there’s only one brand, after all it is Albania) and the water is described as: Suffled as it flows. No one can figure out what suffled even means and we’ve had many a drunken nights coming up with possibilities.

American tee-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market, promoting the Pope’s visit. Instead of the desired I saw the Pope! (el Papa) Thousands of shirts proudly proclaimed in Spanish I saw the Potato! (la Papa). :wtf:

:wtf: 😛 actual billboard outside of Beaver Uta usa.
We saw from a distance; Eat Wendy’s Beaver!
But up close the sign said,
EAT at WENDY”S in BEAVER Uta.
We were laughing so hard, we kept dropping the camera. We plan to vacation there again soon, and bring camera.