DM – Twin sisters believed to be Amsterdam’s oldest prostitutes have retired after more than 50 years each in the sex trade. Louise and Martine Fokkens, 70, have finally decided they are too old for the business after claiming to have slept with 355,000 men between them in a combined 100-year career. Louise, a mother of four, has said her arthritis now makes some sexual positions ‘too painful’. And mother-of-three Martine admits she is finding it hard to attract new punters – except one elderly man who still comes for his weekly sado-maschism session. She said: ‘I couldn’t give him up. He’s been coming to me for so long it’s like going to church on a Sunday.’ The pair were the subject of a documentary film last year called Meet the Fokkens, and have now written a book about their combined 100-years of sexual exploits called The Ladies of Amsterdam. Both women – who usually dress in identical red clothes – became prostitutes before the age of 20 to survive financially after escaping violent relationships. They now look back on the ‘golden years’ of the profession before the Netherlands legalised prostitution and the sex trade was invaded by ‘eastern European mafia’. Louise said: ‘It is very different now. We used to sit in the windows with clothes on. Today they are totally naked. ‘There are few Dutch women and no sense of community these days.’ Martine added: ‘The legalisation of brothels in 2000 has not improved prostitutes’ lives.

Always a little heartbreaking when legends decide to hang ‘em up. Whether it’s Lou Gehrig saying he’s the luckiest man on the face of the earth or the Fokken sisters saying their arthritis doesn’t let them do doggy style anymore, it’s just emotional when we lose the great ones. 355,000 men between them, folks. 355,000! That’s a tremendous amount of cock to have put inside you for money. I don’t even want to know what their mail slots look like. Crusty lasagna maybe? Nevermind, nevermind. Let’s not focus on their beat up boxes, but on their dedication to the sex trade and all the men they’ve made happy over the years. True heros of shameful pay 4 play intercourse. And after 50 years of selling their bodies, it’s now down to just one elderly man who comes in for his weekly sado-masochism sessions. From bright-eyed and bushy tailed twins having sex with young tourists, to retired geriatrics beating an old man with a belt, it’s certainly been quite a ride for the Fokken sisters. Sunrise, sunset.

The men of Amsterdam won’t forget you, ladies. Because you gave them something they can’t forget. Probably herpes.

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Thanks girls I’m sure you put a lot of smiles on a lot of faces. I’m sure the mind wants but the body has just given out. You just can’t teach this, it can’t be trained, this type of Charlie hustle is something you are born with. We miss you already……

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by flappitymeatlips on March 13, 2013 at 3:41 pm

crunchy chipped beef vagina marinated in fish oil

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by bizzy11 on March 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm

Fokkens? A Name made for that career

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by bizzy11 on March 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm

Fokkens? A
Name made for that career

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by Harry Johnson on March 13, 2013 at 3:27 pm

*And look like them too.
Taking my lap.

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by Harry Johnson on March 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm

I’ll bet their snatches feel like old baseball gloves. And feel like them too. Yuck.

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by wilburham on March 13, 2013 at 3:22 pm

how they didnt retire at 69 is beyond me

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by whorefrost on March 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm

Good news is someone in their age bracket just lost a gig making sour cream cakes and is looking for work.

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by crabjuice23 on March 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm

355,000 gentleman callers, based on averages, that’s just under 31 miles of dick that bore its way through those tunnels.

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by Boo Radley on March 13, 2013 at 3:09 pm

did they do 3-ways? way to leave out the best details

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by mdb20 on March 13, 2013 at 3:08 pm

@vermont stoolie, plus chances are the last few years have been pretty slow they were probably getting slammed 20 Times a day for a long while

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by farasi on March 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm

Here’s a tip JHack, SHORTEN YOUR BLOGS!!! You take these A+ stories and then ramble on so if you say anything even remotely clever it gets drowned out by nonsense unfunny filler.

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by snailtrail291 on March 13, 2013 at 2:58 pm

I would imagine their vagina’s smelling something similar to a month old jizz rag dipped in nursing home pudding.

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by vermont stoolie on March 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm

The math equates to roughly 9 and three quarters of men a day. Each. Whoah.

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by #19 on March 13, 2013 at 2:56 pm

I bet those two can fuck like you read about.

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by chriskamanhispants on March 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm

is it weird i used this as a fluffer before heading to pornhub?

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by stikkydixx on March 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm

“Crusty lasagna” …pure gold

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by american4 on March 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm

hang ‘em up*

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by thebosss9 on March 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm

I mean they’re going to die.

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by thebosss9 on March 13, 2013 at 2:54 pm

It’s better to burn out than to fade away.

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