New Wal-Mart wine

Wal-Mart in the Southeast United States announced that sometime in 2012 it will begin offering customers a new discount item.....Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

you folks know bugger all about wine . no disrespect meant but looky this one

just suited for the working man after a hard days shearing wombats and cooking cats

drink through clenched teeth as the maker suggested eh ,

label reads as follows

Douglas L. Lamb
Old Fella Red
Claret
The Big 69’er

An unusual ‘rough-as-guts’ wine that has the distinctive bouquet of old and ill-cared for animals. It is best drunk with the teeth clenched to prevent ingestion of the seeds and skins. Connoisseurs will savour the slight Tannin Taste of burnt shag feathers and soiled medical dressings. Possessors of a cultivated apalte [sic] admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of circus hosings with perished jock straps. the maturing in Midland Abattoir hogsheads gives it a very Definite Nose. In the United States this wine is marketed as Crow Brand (9 out of 10 people who drink it for the first time exclaim “VRAARRK”).

It won a ‘Bonze at the Kings Cross Homosexuals’ Convention of 1973.

CAUTION - Avoid contact with the eyes and open cuts. Keep away from ‘naked fames’ (both old and new).

750ml
PRODUCE OF AUSTRALIA

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this was a joke by Penfolds who after a US judge blasted Australian wines , they labeled 1000 bottles of Grange Hermitage 1969 and sold them to raise funds for a Australian wine brokerage in the USA ( and then won that many award both in the USA and the EU the french got shirty and started banning folks from using french names on wines )

if you google grange hermitage its about $2000 a bottle for a good one

these sell now for about $4500 a bottle

i have 1 ( its empty we drank it on my retirement along with a few others )

you folks know bugger all about wine . no disrespect meant but looky this one

just suited for the working man after a hard days shearing wombats and cooking cats

drink through clenched teeth as the maker suggested eh ,

label reads as follows

Douglas L. Lamb
Old Fella Red
Claret
The Big 69’er

An unusual ‘rough-as-guts’ wine that has the distinctive bouquet of old and ill-cared for animals. It is best drunk with the teeth clenched to prevent ingestion of the seeds and skins. Connoisseurs will savour the slight Tannin Taste of burnt shag feathers and soiled medical dressings. Possessors of a cultivated apalte [sic] admire the initial assault on the taste buds which comes from the careful and loving blending of circus hosings with perished jock straps. the maturing in Midland Abattoir hogsheads gives it a very Definite Nose. In the United States this wine is marketed as Crow Brand (9 out of 10 people who drink it for the first time exclaim “VRAARRK”).

It won a ‘Bonze at the Kings Cross Homosexuals’ Convention of 1973.

CAUTION - Avoid contact with the eyes and open cuts. Keep away from ‘naked fames’ (both old and new).

750ml
PRODUCE OF AUSTRALIA

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sounds kinda like what would happen if liberalism, socialism, and islam combined were a wine.

Wal-Mart in the Southeast United States announced that sometime in 2012 it will begin offering customers a new discount item.....Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

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