Putting a Humorous Twist on the Mundane

From Rising Flames – A Letter to Rhiannon (A Character Created by Jamie McHenry)

***SPOILER ALERT – IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK YET DON’T READ THIS****

Dear Rhiannon,

In the first book, On Fallen Wings, the author had your fiance murdered, forced you to steal scrolls and then had you kicked out of the Fae.

Now in the second book, From Rising Flames, that same author had your house burned down, got you kidnapped, forced you into exile and then whisked your new love interest into another realm.

Please consider this request a desperate attempt to save your life. I don’t know what happened between you and Jamie McHenry, but please, for the love of peanut butter and rice cakes, APOLOGIZE TO HIM!!!! Otherwise, in the next book you’ll end cursed by a witch who turns into a smurf and casts you directly into Gargamel’s cauldron. We can’t have that, Rhiannon! So please, just say you’re sorry.

Sincerely,

A Writer/Faerie Enthusiast with an overactive imagination and way too much time on her hands