The Easiest Halloween Costume: Patrick Bateman from 'American Psycho'

Sure, it's still over a month away, so you have plenty of time to figure out whatever it is you're going to be come Halloween. But for those of you with busy schedules and more pressing issues than picking out the perfectly perfect get-up for that fancy party---here is your chance to look like a million dollars with little cost and effort. We all love the outrageously psycho Patrick Bateman from the cinematic (and literary) masterpiece American Psycho, so put on your best Brooks Brothers power suit (shown above) and scoop up an old walkman from eBay. Top it all off with a generic clear raincoat splashed with fake blood and you're finished. How hard was that? The only thing easier would be a ghost costume made from the 'ol white bed sheet with eye holes