If you enjoyed A Song of Fire, War of the Jewel, Aria of the Dragon-Slayer and Soldier of Wesnoth, you may like my new project: Star of Chaos, a science-fiction mystery/adventure intended to be a trilogy ;-)

1259: You preform idle animations while waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store.
1260: You spell Conrad with a "K".
1261 You can't tell an internet troll apart from a Wesnoth troll.
1262: You are mad that you have so much experience at your job, and you still haven't leveled up yet …
1263: Someone stands in front of you, offering a handshake, and the 1st thing you do is check behind your back to make sure there are no backstabbers present.
1264: You're having a snowball fight, but instead of tossing chunks of snow at your friends, you are standing on the side, contemplating whether a snowball should do cold or impact damage …
1265: You step on a wallet lying on the floor and expect it's funds to be magically transferred to your bank account.
1266: You get ambushed by a little kid, and for the life of you, you just can't seem to take one step.
1267: You move closer to someone you find attractive. You get nervous, but can't seem to move away … you then blame it on his/her ZoC.

P.S. Haha, some of these follow-up posts are hilarious. And I thought no one would ever read mine. Let me know if you guys like my new ones

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1268: You try to answer the question in in 1264.
1269: You figure that you need to find a Skeleton and throw a snowball at it.
1270: You look for a skeleton in the snow.
1271: You don't find one, so you look for a drake instead.
1272: You find a drake.

1275: You wake up in the morning feeling dead and vacant. You move over land much faster than before, and cuts and bruises don't hurt half as much as they used to, so you start punching people so you'd feel better.
1276: Your friends don't have any meat on their bones... except that one guy who smells like he swallowed a Saurian village.
1277: You prefer punching one Grand Marshal to three fresh recruits.
1278: You punched everyone's lights out, and now it's night and nobody sees you.
1279: As the sun rises you go into a building. You won't leave the building until sunset, because that would spoil the effect.
1280: It's midday and the day has become foggy, so you go take three steps outside the building, one step sideways, and three steps back to the building.

Spoiler:

1275: You're a Ghost.
1276: Your friends are Skeletons and a Ghoul.
1278: You've gained the nightstalk ability
1279: is about rest healing while in a village

1281: You let out a deep rolling laugh when you realize that the idiot that confronted you has no mele weapon.
1282: You catch a cold and all you can think is "Oh, if only I were an ancient lich, this wouldn't be a problem!"
1283: You want to marry an elf and move to Lintar.
1284: Your dating profile is as follows: "I have 6+ mp, 35+ hp, I am quick, intelligent, strong, resilient, and healthy and I am a master marksman."
1285: Someone cuts in front of you in line and you call him/her a Saurian Skirmisher.
1286: To test your theory in 1264, you take one Drake