Recent trends which you didn't 'get'

I'm trying to put 3 month old dc to sleep and am pondering over recent styles and trends that I just didn't see the appeal of. One that comes to mind is 'peplum', it will date quickly and looks quite tacky IMO.

Anyone else want to share their thoughts on recent styles/trends that just don't cut it.......

Those dresses and skirt with the back hem much longer than the front.. what is that all about?

Oh and those ghastly jewelled thongs with straps you can see over trousers and skirts.. and well ...any thong really ..

Wedges especially those with ankle straps

Toe post shoes with back straps

Open toed boots(why?)

Three quarter length/crop trousers .. Believe me you only need one (long) day sitting in a poll station watching all the people come into vote wearing them (back view of bums in in polling booths) to realise that they simply do not suit ANYBODY of ANY shape.. I went back to skirts after a day of seeing that .

Those tight long t-shirt dresses that everyone seems to be wearing they are so unforgiving and unflattering and make even a slim girl look fat. I particularly hate the tribal print ones or the ones with graffiti writing on. A horrible look on anyone.

I have a tight t-shirt dress with an Aztec pattern on right now! Plus I have a dress that is longer at the back...

Peplums however are ridiculous, pointless and don't add anything to any outfit IMO.

And anything involving trainers, I just don't get... I've tried Converse, Ash wedges, Nike Dunks and I have given up. I feel like I'm pretending to be sporty. Also, laces are such a faff and trainers look scruffy so quickly.