7. And, later, this joke about Leonardo DiCaprio's MANY dalliances with Victoria's Secret models. Leo seemed to find it funny, but he was later found crying in girlfriend Toni Garrn's arms in a bathroom at an after-party. Toni Garrn is, incidentally, a Victoria's Secret model:

8. Jared Leto'stumbleweed hairball, the red carpet coiffure equivalent of something a plumber would charge $75 to pull out of your drains. In fact, all things to do with Jared Leto's hair:

9. When Orlando Bloom made a derpface and who knows why. Well, maybe he saw his ex-wife Miranda Kerr in this outfit:

12. When Julia Louise Dreyfus, playing along with hosts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, did this:

13. And then this:

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14. When a garbage man somehow made it on stage:

15. And when Paula Patton dressed up like a pavlova just before you put the raspberries on top:

16. When Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie had to improvise after an autocue malfunction. Margot should have just talked some more about that time she met Ryan Seacrest in an Argentinian gym to fill the time: