OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! PISSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD OFFFFFFFF~!! FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER. I am very pissed off. I am very happy though that a certain person who just so happens to be "stabby stabby" didn't lie to me about what he talked to kaitlin on the phone about. yay him. but it's new years..so happy 2005

I visited my Aunt's house yesterday, and boy was it boring. There are two things I really need to whine about.

1. When people hear you're a vegetarian and the conversation goes a bit like this

Them: So you don't eat any meat at all?Me: No.Them: Well, I'm making tacos. You don't even eat certain kinds of turkey?Me: No, none at all.Them: No meat whatsoever?Me: *fumes*

2. People who think the internet is only a collection of sites used to chat with people. Yesterday they let me use the computer, and the only thing they asked me was "So, who did you chat with?" This irks me. THere are many other sites that aren't chatrooms. Actually, I don't think there are many sites with chatrooms at all, only instant messaging systems.

I HATE JESSE MC CARNTYE HATERSjesse jwas destined to be famousand no one understands.because you liveokaywhatevermolly whoah it wasnt a dream.. or was it yeahhhand the equivilant of 2 divided bye... ugh (OPENS DRAWR AND THROWS PAPER IN) jumps on bed

ren and stimpy bothers me

okay my top 10 list1. populairty.. what the hell its so random.. and such a part .. i mean you act a ceran way your populare but isnt the defiunaiton of popular well liked.. how come populare pople are mean?2. lanny from lizzie mcguire3.the mom from 7th heaven4. moldy stuff- its gross it is like a fungus5. how lizzie mcguire gets a bra when sehs like already grown it sso redunta6. sequals.. usally the y suck exept for home alone7. ahh this list im not finishin git im bored.

Anyway, to the ranty part. I was under the dryer and there was a woman getting her hair done right in front of me. Her daughter was there.

I'm pretty sure this girl is definatley going to be a popular *expletive* when she's older.

How I could tell: the entire time she was there she was staring into the mirror, flipping her hair around and seeing herself from different angles.

An excerpt from her conversation

Hair stylist: So, are you doing the Christmas thing this year?Mother: Yes, but she doesn't have any solosHer: Yes I do!Mother: Well it's in a groupHer: Well yeah, *explaining to hairstylist* but I've had a solo every year since second grade, and parents started getting jealous....

I feel a bit sad I wasn't the first to post in this community, but whatever. Life's life.

My rant today: "Tear here" things on toilet paper dispensers.

Okay. You go to a public restroom... You reach for the toilet paper. You find one of those giant dispensers that hold like, 3 giant rolls of toilet paper. There's a serrated edge that says "tear here" on it. Those things are completley useless. Seriously. WHen you try to "tear here" it never works. Usually it pushes the entire strip into the corner where the side of the dispenser meets the tear here edge, and the paper gets scrunched up into a little bunch that makes it impossible to tear, and screws everything up for the next poor soul that tries to "tear here." Another thing, who ever thought those things would even work? Those little triangles are massive hunks of plastic, not ample material for tearing toilet paper. Well, I guess if it was all thin it would work, but it's not. It's about a half a centimeter thick, and really dull, so it's the equivalent of pressing toilet paper against a hunk of plastic and hoping it would break.

Another thing about them, I hate it when you reach fot the toilet paper, and the roll is facing away from you, so you have to lean forwards to reach it at all; reach in with both hands, so you don't have to use the tear here thing; and try to take it out. It hurts your stomach. Those that have been to my house know the odd toilet paper situation in my bathroom. You have to almost get up to reach it. Of course, where it was before wasn't all that desirable either. My bathroom just wasn't made to have toilet paper.

RANT TIME~! I wanna rant too! ok. so. To start off my first (and actually THE first) entry in random rantings I will begin with another one of my "10-things-wrong" lists.

TEN THINGS WRONG WITH THE WORLD1. Cheerleading parties that occur on the same night that you have planned a sleepover for.1 and a half. THE INSERT KEY!! AAAAAAH!2. Bridget watever her name is and Mary knowing about kaitlin's whole ordeal and then telling ppl...I'm not mad at either of them that's just another thing that's wrong with the world.3. Furbys. 4. Sickness. I hate it. But it kind of makes me laugh that I caught mine from ben. haha. ironic no?5. puppy poo. it occurs in the most random places and you can't find it until the smell becomes pungent enough6. El Chupa Cabara. Someone should go kill that thing.7. This conversation:

"What should I make you to eat? Wait what are you eating?""MBRUFFBLES""Stop eating those! I'm making u something to eat.""I haven't told you what I want yet!" gulp."Well. Edamame salad or pasta?""I don't like that pasta.""edamames it is!"

8. Blues Clues. The new ones. WHY THE FUCK DOES BLUE TALK!?9. My grandmother call's my cousin (who's married and has two kids, one being a three year old named sophie who I think Brooke has met) and Sophie answers the phone and my grandma says "Is your daddy there?" and Sophie, making up his mind for him, says "He doesn't want to talk to you." and puts the phone down and walks away. So now my grandmother is yelling into the phone in hopes that some passerby will hear her and pick up the phone. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's mastercard.10. Bush. Nuff said.AND THE NEW FEAUTRED THING WRONG WITH THE WORLD:****The fact that I just said Nuff. eww.

sometimes my brain doesn't think in complete sentences. I didn't even notice but in the second to last sentence I spelled "die", "kkiling" and "line". None of which were on purpose. I'm not out to murder any lines, rest assured.