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Sunday, April 10, 2005

So apparently the new Pamela Anderson sitcom (and we all know how awesome that's going to be...) is called "Stacked," and she plays a bookstore clerk. Clearly, they named this one before they figured out what it was about, always a great way to develop a TV show.

A

The original plan was for her to be a department store saleswoman, and to call the show, "Nice Rack."

B

The original plan was for her to be an organic farmer, and to call the show, "Melons."

C

The original plan was for her to own an up-and-coming chicken coop, trying to make a name for itself in the world, and to call the show, "Pamela Anderson Has Big Breasts, Just In Case You Hadn't Noticed."