Troy used to sell older lad Billy (Justin Chatwin) drugs, and Billy wants to know where Troy's stash is - a point he underlines by kidnapping Dean's young brother Charlie.

But he gets the wrong lad and ends up taking another Charlie (Thomas Curtis). And through-out all this, the adults in the film - such as Glenn Close and Ralph Fiennes - fail to notice what's going on with the kids, because, hey man, suburbia's like a drug that ruins your mind too, yeah?

While the acting's good, The Chumscrubber thinks it's both really cool and making some clever points.

It's not. It's heavy-handed, dull and charmless.

If you're going to see this, I recommend you take drugs before hand - it's called Pro-Plus.