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Ratings

For Dawn of Justice, the viewers and reviewers are divided in two factions right now: either you love the movie, or you utterly despise it. But for a person who doesn’t jump onto the hype-train or the hate-wagon so soon without judging the movie from a neutral standpoint, I’m lying somewhat in the middle, or you might say I’m leaning more towards the positive. Sure, it has a ton of flaws but let’s discuss why BvS wasn’t such a bad movie after all.

Following his titanic struggle against General Zod, Metropolis has been razed to the ground and Superman is the most controversial figure in the world. While for many he is still an emblem of hope, a growing number of people consider him a threat to humanity, seeking justice for the chaos he has brought to Earth. As far as Bruce Wayne is concerned, Superman is clearly a danger to society. He fears for the future of the world with such a reckless power left ungoverned, and so he dons his mask and cape to right Superman’s wrongs. The rivalry between them is furious, fueled by bitterness and vengeance, and nothing can dissuade them from waging this war. However, a dark new threat arises in the form of a third man: one who has a power greater than either of them to endanger the world and cause total destruction.

These are among the FEW complaints that the critics and viewers have with the movie, and they’re not completely wrong. It does suffer from a lot of loopholes, it is rushed, and a lot of things don’t really make sense if you haven’t been following the comics. But please don’t say that it has no plot. It has plenty of it. In fact it has TOO MUCH plot, that’s why it felt all crammed and complicated in the first place.

You know what’s the biggest problem with BvS? It’s that DC is trying to play catch-up with Marvel. That’s the main issue, and it is a BIG one.

What DC doesn’t realize is that Marvel has been in the game for far too long now. They started building up for the expansion of the Marvel Cinematic Universe back in 2008 when Nick Fury made an appearance in the after credits scene in Iron Man 1. That was the first seed Marvel planted, which has now grown into the gigantic Redwoods now.

Yesterday my brother came to me and said, “You’ve got that Android System WebView app on your phone, right? The one that asks for a lot of updates?” I said, “Yeah, sure I do.” He gave me a dead-eyed stare and said “You HAVE to check out it’s reviews on the Play Store, I never knew this app was so awesome! A friend of mine just showed it to me and it’s unbelievable!”

I’ve got to say, he had my attention. I immediately went to the Store and opened the page for “Android System WebView“; and man oh man was he right!

So MANY amazing 5 star ratings! (ignore the 1 stars)

I had no idea that I had SUCH UNLIMITED POWER IN MY PHONE! This app is miraculous! It’ll do wonders I tell ya! Please go and throw out your iPhones!

Prepare to be amazed, THIS APP WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!

Just go ahead and check out some its reviews and enlighten yourself (to read the full list of comments, go to the link mentioned above):