In Lance, out in a couple of months, Lance Armstrong reveals why he and Sheryl Crow broke up, while also revealing a touch of douchebaggery.

Blaming her "biological clock," Armstrong says that he wasn't ready for Crow's pressure cooker uterus, saying, "She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids."

He then adds, "Because if somebody wants a child — man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman — so who are you to stand there and say I don't want one."

Yes, Lance, because you and your singular testicle are god's greatest gift to women.

Against all odds, Armstrong later anointed girlfriend Anna Hansen with his golden semen, as she is due next month with their baby.

I THINK SHERYL IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM…AND SHE NOW HAS A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY…NOT TO INSLUT A KID, BUT HER ADOPTED SON IS WAY MORE ADORABLE THAN ANYTHING SHE WOULD'VE PRODUCED WITH LANCEY-PANTS…
ARMSTRONG IS A GREAT CYCLER, BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH PERETZEL, HIS STATEMENT IS RATHER DOUCHEY!

Er, I think 7 Tour de France wins makes him pretty "relevant" to those who follow his sport. Oh, and the MILLIONS he raises for cancer research…also pretty relevant. Perhaps not to those who only care what Robert Patinson is doing but…
And while I don't think he necessarily should be talking about his past relationships he's at least brave enough to admit he wasn't ready for marriage and kids, not sure that necessarily makes him a douche. I think it's more interesting how someone who has only one testicle, rides his bike 7 hours a day and has had multiple rounds of chemo was magically able to impregnate his new girlfriend….makes you wonder about PED's, no?

Can someone say "He's just not that into you"….. that is all it is really. If he really loved her he would have had a child with her and made it official that is what guys do when they love someone.. not just let them go

A child is the greatest gift a woman gives a MAN…it's the woman who gives her body for 40 weeks, risks her health, gives up many foods and other pleasures and then goes through an agonizing delivery/recovery period…to bring HIS child into the world. All he does is ejaculate.

EVERYONE KNOWS CHERYL CROW IS THE QUEEN OF SWAGGER JACKING!! GOOGLE KEVIN GILBERT. SHE AINT A PRINCESS AND REMEMBER SHE IS ONE THAT TOOK MONEY FROM THAT BAILOUT BANK TO PERFORM - NORTHERN TRUST! HER ADOPTED KID IS ACTUALLY THE TEEN PREGNANCY RESULT OF ONE OF HER BAND MEMBERS.

sheryl crow has never looked more radiantly happy since breaking up with Arm-douche. she has a beautiful baby and her career is still the bomb.
meanwhile, mr. yellowbracelet a/k/a god-gift's looks are careening to the wall faster than a locamotive, so…
way to dogde THAT bullet, sheryl.
go girl!

Why would he want to say that. It's no one's business. That would be like Brad Pitt suddenly making a statement of why his marriage to Aniston really failed. It's not needed. He should have had respect for Sheryl and kept his mouth shut.

i agree with him..that is the greatest gift a man can give a woman. where is the "douchebaggery" or whatever gay shit you wanna call it. good for him for not wanting to produce a fugly offspring with that tranny. hag needed to be knocked off her high horse.

Whoa! Douche is right! "The greatest gift you can give a WOMAN???" Hey, Fucktard, women are the ones who CARRY your children for 9 months in THEIR body. Take your "gift" and throw it away in that tissue, asshole. Good thing she did dump you.

If he could sperminate himself, I think he would. He is in love with himself. He used to be an arrogant ass way back in his triathlete days, then after he started bike racing, cancer mellowed him out and made him a more sympathetic figure. but down DEEP, he's still an ARROGANT ASS.

this man is quite the scumbag: he abandoned the woman who stood by his side while he was sick and training on his way to his tour de france victories, and then what? he dumps her for sheryl crow (and now he insults this one too, the defective bastard)

another sign of d-baggery: he began hanging out with matt mccouneghy (or however the fuck you spell his name)

Dude, Perez, YOU'RE being the douchebag. He's not saying that his sperm is a magical gift; he's saying that a man giving the gift of motherhood is something great that any man can give a woman. You're such a turd these days….