Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Sacha Baron Cohen is having to resort to increasingly desperate stunts to get a laugh:

ALI G star Sacha Baron Cohen has been dunked in the sea by Pam Anderson's bodyguards...after rugby-tackling the sexy actress at her dogs' wedding.The star's creator Sacha Baron Cohen was dressed as his other creation, cringe-inducing Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt.Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle. But the gate-crashing escapade seemed to go a bit too far when he sent Pammie, 38, hurtling to the sand on the beach at Malibu, California.Security men clearly thought Cohen needed to cool it and dragged him into the sea.

I'm not sure why the media is so focused on what happened to Ali G, though. Surely the bizarre story here is that Pam Anderson's pooches were getting married on the beach????

This is one of the many jokes i found amongst the many joke categorys:A man walks into his favorite bar and saw a bum panhandeling. The bum asked if the man could spare a dollar. The man replied "If I give you money are you going to use it to buy liquor?" The bum said he would not, so the man asked "If I give you money are you going to use it for gambling?" Again the bum said he would not, so the man asked "Would you come home with me so I can show my wife what happenes to someone who doesnt gamble or drink?"