Who conveniently slips on dog feces with a knife in hand to stab their significant other?

Apparently, this was the case for a Florida woman who is accused of stabbing her husband to death this past June.

Lakeland resident Rachel Fidanian says she was holding her dog while washing some dishes with a knife in her hand when she ran towards her husband, slipped on some poop, plunging the sharp utensil into her partner’s shoulder in the process on June 25.

But Polk County cops aren’t buying it, FOX 35 reported, because it’s one of several “inconsistent” statements she gave as to what led up to the fatal stabbing of Bryant Fidanian.

“The suspect made a lot of excuses, but none of them made sense,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told the Miami Herald in a statement. “Our detectives did a thorough investigation. In the end, they determined this was an intentional act of domestic violence.”

According to an arrest report, the 38-year-old woman claimed during a 911 call that she was holding her dog and doing dishes before she ran and allegedly stabbed Bryant, 40. Later in that same call, cops say Fidanian claimed she was slicing pizza when she went to chat with her husband, tripped and stabbed him accidentally.

When emergency personnel responded to her residence, Fidanian reportedly told cops she was slicing a frozen pizza she had cooked when she saw her dog poop on itself. While still holding a knife, the woman claimed she went to clean up the mess and tripped, falling on Bryant and stabbed him.

Fidanian’s husband was taken to hospital but later died. When authorities questioned Fidanian about the incident, she gave yet another story on how things unfolded.

Police say Fidanian told them she woke up in the morning to cook the pizza for Bryant and herself to eat. While Bryant slept on the couch, the suspect told cops she ate half the pie.

While using a knife to slice up the unconsumed pizza, Fidanian said she saw her dog covered in poop outside. The arrest report stated the canine had urinated and defecated on itself in the living room and the woman asked her partner for help in the cleanup when she allegedly tripped on a rug and stabbed Bryant.

During the investigation, cops say there were no signs of urine or feces in the living room or on the woman’s clothing. The suspect was also asked to show how she was holding the animal, but Fidanian allegedly was unable to pick it up.