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February 3, 2011

Yes I actually sat down and made a list. I've been up since Tuesday morning...give me a break. But before I tell y'all what irks me, how cute is it in here? I had to get rid of those drab colors that were in here. It was boring me to death. These colors are much "cheerier" don't ya think?

Ok...here's my list. I know you're dying to know!

* Those fake bullet hole decals that people put on their cars. Really?

{a PT Cruiser and fake bullet holes? Loser}

* Senior citizen day at the grocery store. Must you really go buy some bananas just so you can say you got your damn discount you old biddy?

* Senior citizens telling the cashier that they are indeed a senior citizen. Trust me honey...they KNOW. We all know.

* Senior citizens who don't realize they're senior citizens.

{Eww. I mean, being a skank is bad enough, but an old skank? Just nasty}

* Hubby's playstation rage when he's playing Black Ops.

{I still love ya honey}

* My dogs horrible case of the walking farts. In front of company.

{poor kitty}

* Being up for almost three days straight. And being wide the eff awake. Damn it.

{really, I probably look worse than this}

* My neighbors frickin' dog who I'm ready to kill cause all it does is bark.all.damn.day.and.night.

{bite that bitch already!}

* My neighbor, whom I'd love to beat the ever living shit out of for leaving the above mentioned dog outside all.damn.night.

{oh yes I would!}

* Drama whores. Yes, there will be a blog entry on this subject. I know...you're looking forward to it.

Well, now that I've told you all what irks the livin' shit out of me, I think I might try to lay down and FINALLY get some sleep.

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It looks beautiful in here! I *puffy heart* it! Hope your trip went well, but why are you not getting any ZZZs? Not cool. Can't wait to hear more about the drama whores, and I hope the wedding went well and that's NOT where the story is from. Uhoh. ;)

I had determined from that verbal exercise of his that he was a gas bag. Thats when I decided to leave. I had met you, TL, and many other fine folks. I had accomplished what I'd set out to do. Sadly, the wind bag did not provide me a good ending to my Mercer visit.bullet stickers