Hi, I'm Canhead the Party Animal! Beer and Pop Cans stick to my head. No tricks or glue involved. Doctors aren't sure why. But people love it, especially when I pour them a drink right off of my head!

You can find me at bars, parties, and festivals around the Chicago area especially. Let me know and I can come out to your event! I was voted Party King of Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I was photographed with fans more than any sponsored drivers at Nascar in Michigan - 20,000 fan photos in ONE day. I like people, and boobies make me smile : )

He said something last night at the game about how he's one of four people in the world whose skin acts as a suction cup. Complete freak show. Not surprisingly, Matt Underwood considered it one of the greatest things he has ever seen.

A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe