Woods, the world's first golfer to achieve more than one billion dollars in career earnings, and now famous for bedding many of the world's hottest white women, said his calendar wouldn't compete with the 'Tigresses' calendar.

'I've reached a commercial agreement with www.gayguyswhoarehotforblackgolfersandlikebigputters.web', he said. 'They've done the market research, and women are not that much into porn.'

'But there's a lot of gay guys out there who want to check out my package.'

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