old people

81 year old Elvira Montes didn't just complete the annual Flotrack Beer Mile, she dominated it. The grandmother of three completed her beer mile, which requires runners to chug a 12 oz beer every quarter mile, in 20 minutes and 23 seconds, beating her 47 year old daughter by 50 seconds.

Montes was happy to finish, but wants to up her chug speed in order to try to beat her time next year: "I should have been a little faster. I tried to drink the first one really fast but I couldn’t. The second one went down really smooth; the third, even better. The fourth was alright."

But the coolest thing about Montes? She doesn't even like beer. This badass grandma prefers scotch. Cheers to you Elvira Montes, and congrats on a great finish time. I know I couldn't beat it.

Wang Deyi and Cao Yuehua were married in Chongqing, China in 1945. For their 70th anniversary, the couple's children helped them recreate their wedding album to commemorate their love: "they have been together for so long, going through the war, the political turmoil and diseases, and can still stay with each other and love each other. We want to help them to commemorate their love," says their sixty year old son, Cao Pangpei. If you're looking for #relationshipgoals, they are it:

Johanna Quaas is a better gymnast at age 86 than most of us will be at any age. Her floor routine was the talk of Germany's Cottbus Cup this week, and she also put in an impressive performance on the parallel bars.