I cannot believe we are actually discussing a [expletive]ing nickname. Who cares? We should focus on more important things like basketball and how Dwight will fit into the offense. I don't wanna see him getting just 5-10 touches a game. He should be getting 20 touches a game. At least 15 shots a game. He needs to dominant the ball on both sides and in order to that we need to get him the ball consistently. He will draw multiple defenders which will lead to open looks for the shooters. Guys are gonna have to knock down shots and keep the spacing.

Kobe Bryant = Captain AmericaThe Soldier, the unquestioned leader of the team, and not just a soldier but a Super Soldier, a man out of time who's still at the top of his league and endured far better than any other of his generation.

Dwight Howard = Iron ManLoves to have fun, great strength, great durability, literally made of steel, inpenetrable defender, capable of flight.

Pau Gasol = ThorFrom another planet / country, God of Thunder and the Basketball God of Spain, long hair with a foreign royal sounding dialect, a big who can attack from above.

Steve Nash = HawkeyeSmallest guy on team, best field / court vision, lethal from long-range, started as a villain before joining his new Avengers / Lakers team.

Metta World Peace = HulkBig strong bruiser, smashes anything he hits, you wouldn't like him when he's angry... but he tries to control his anger because deep down he really doesn't want to get angry.

Antawn Jamison = Black WidowCan do everything, lethal from long-range and also close contact, severly underestimated because of his / her more powerful teammates.

Mitch Kupchack = Nick Fury'Nuff said, the main reason this team was Assembled in the 1st place, to avenge what the evil Loki (David Stern) has done to us last season.