“I have to tell you this — Ramona texted me. She says to me basically, ‘Is this a kids party or an adult party?'” Cindy starts off.

“I’m wondering the same thing,” Sonja replies. “But I’m not going. I’m wondering is it kids or both? Did you send out an invite?”

Cindy says she did. “Where’s my invite?” Sonja quickly asks.

“Let me just tell you the story please,” Cindy continues on. “It’s a holiday weekend. If your children are out in the Hamptons, I made sure that there is a place to accomodate them. Because sometimes we are all busy women — we don”t want to leave our kids by theirselves. It’s not a kids thing. There’s a horse farm, there’s a donkey, there’s places for little kids where they can go. There’s champagne and we’re having food and there’s trainers. We’re going to go horseback riding. So I don’t understand the confusion.”

LuAnn chirps in: “There’s horseback riding? I didn’t know that.”

“I sent you the invitation,” Cindy answers. “I even said, ‘If you are bringing anybody, please tell me. I’ll have the horses ready for you.”

“I didn’t get the invite. Do you have my email?” Sonja jumps back in. “I didn’t get the invite. I didn’t know if it was kids, adults, birthday, no birthday, divorce party — I didn’t know what it was.”

What on Earth is happening here? “Are they ignoring my invitation, or do they not know how to open email?” Cindy says to the camera.