Live from Madrid...it's Corrida de Toros, where it's danger for the man with the cape but certain death for that big, nasty bull!

There are six bulls every Sunday, complete with natural opportunities for commercial breaks (which is a plus over soccer). They could include live cutaways to the surgery just off the bull ring where we can watch as attendants try to stanch the blood after a matador gets a artery cut after being gored in the hip. Might even catch a little shot of his junk while he dies.