To never do the school run again OMFG!

There is a high preportion of dads who do the school run at the local primary school.Its a long walk from playground pickup point to car park.We live in a small town , everyone knows dh , and his family.Gossip is rife , theres not much to do so its a passtime with the locals !Im a well built girl.

Today was quite warm , and the alarm didnt go off so we were rushing to get out in time.I grabbed the first thing i could out of the wardrobe ...black strapless maxi dress ,one button short cardi and flat sandles.

Get to school just in time.

Later as school finishes i pick up the DC.DD4 likes to be carried to car . <she has asd>so i pick her up , then notice shes forgot her school bag. Carry her back to class , put her down and she gets her bag and walks back to car .

Im getting funny looks from the other mums [confused ...

a few of the dads are also like this ->

Nearly at our car , and a grandad who is waiting in his parked car starts coughing violently , choking on his own laughter and points at me !!!

OMFG THE BOOBS ARE OUT ! DD4 has accidentaly pulled my dress down and i didnt notice !!!!

Short of doing a midnight flit , and praying that no-one ever talks to DH or his family ever again ,im not going to escape this.

That made me laugh a lot! And I bet it made all the dads' day! I frequently have problems with my shirts coming undone (open plan office, on the way into school, etc, etc). so I share your pain. Just smile serenely and tell them you'll be charging next time if they DARE to say anything!

that i think is worse than waht happened to me, can i share,walking up to school and back dh realises my knickers are hanging out the back of my jeans, <<spare, changed earlier>> stuck to mym cardigan.i think only one person saw me but i cant face her again.

Dont worry, i got out of the car one day at school and turned around to get DS. I felt a bit cold and looked down and my trousers had fell to my ankles, i was loaded down with school bag, present etc and just froze for a minute.