Play the Secret Dance of the Seven Veils All You Want, You Wacky Swedes! We’re At Our RSS Feeds 24-7! We Never Sleep! You Can’t Stop Us!

Reuters: “The Swedish Academy announces the winner of the world’s top literary prize, founded by dynamite millionaire Alfred Nobel, along with four other awards, on a Thursday in October. It refuses to say which until days beforehand, but this year’s announcement is expected to fall on October 12 or 19.”