Science: Chicken Came First, AIDS unimportant

The scientific and philosophical mystery was purportedly unraveled by researchers at Sheffield and Warwick universities, according to the Daily Mail newspaper.

The scientists found that a protein found only in a chicken’s ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg, according to the paper Wednesday. The egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken.

Meanwhile, AIDS applauded the results as a breakthrough of science and what’s capable when you put your nose to the grindstone on the most pressing issues.

FYI: No where in this article did scientists mock AIDS. That would be a monstrous misuse of science. Ahem.