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that's right, folks, it's time for an official user survey! it's like on of those annoying chain mail letters or facebook note things, but this one gives you candy when you fill it out! just copy the survey below, add your own header at the bottom, and fill that sucker out. after all users have taken the survey, we will sit by the campfire and make s'mores and sing kumbaya. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:03, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): obviously the legends at the top of UN:HS. led's approachability has always impressed me. modus' never-ending stream of funny is even more impressive considering he consistently tests negative for performance enhancing drugs (and also he won't stop leaving cups of urine on my doorstep). and of course, my heterosexual man-crush on Mhaille is the driving force behind all of my actions.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: i am a lowly analyst, soon leaving boston for the barren wasteland of north dakota to attend grad school. i enjoy candlepin bowling, hockey, and various video games.

Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): The Onion's Our Dumb World book, Wikipedia, The Onion, The Daily Show too many others to mention.

Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): Looking at crappy articles.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: I play the saxophone in the school band and really like grilled cheese sandwiches. Outside the school band, I (randomly) play the Ukulele. I prefer to write on a typewriter and some of my articles are first drafted on a Olivetti/Underwood 21 made in 1967. Oh, and I enjoy music from Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Yes, and other pretentious bands.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: No, thanks

What's with that username?:It's a reference to the show Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, each show ended with Katz saying the line " Oooh, you know what the music means, our time is up" to one of his patients while the credit music started.

Todd Lyons

Username: Todd Lyons

Age: 251 days younger than Mhaille. Really.

Location: Ontario, Canada

Uncyclopedian since: 27 October 2005

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: I was actually looking for real information, but I don't recall what. After reading the front page I thought, "Wha? No... wait. Mmmph! This is better..."

Your first page viewed: Main Page

Your first edit: A new article, Dwight Schultz (very first save). It wasn't instantly deleted, and I thought, "Ha! I might have the hang of this!"

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: When I started here, I was a social worker. This place often reduced my stress, though sometimes added to it. Now I'm a social policy advisor, so Uncyclopedia continues to provide me with interesting, light reading. And occasional stress.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 98-786-532-1, Lamb

What's with that username?: Blame my parents.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Being made an admin, then winning Noob of the Month 4 days later. That was some crazy month...

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Wha? Then what the hell have I been chewing on all this time?

Real Life Stuff: I work at Burger King, and am attending the University at Buffalo. I am in the Honors Program there. I made the Dean's List last sememster. I also like art films, progressive rock, politics, postmodern litearture, and anything else that makes me seem like a pretentious prick. Also, football. And I'm a Nazi.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: I'm a low-level web developer - I'm not really any good at it but no-one seems to have told my boss. I do a little gaming, listen to loud music, watch too many movies, read a lot, and am a bit of a pretentious whisky bore.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: if only someone could tell me - I've lost my cash card again.

What's with that username?: Crap, innit? I honestly thought I'd use the account, like, twice, hence under-using it. By the time I came across the idea of creating a new account or asking Sannse to change my name, people already knew me as UU, so it kinda stuck.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: probably getting the Signpost past the one year mark - I know Caj and Skull started it, and Gerry writes the best issues, but I'm still kinda proud of it.

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Candy? I've heard of that, it's American for "Chocolate that isn't as tasty as the stuff we get in Europe", right?

put your john hancock here: your john hancock (someone had to do that, I suppose)

Hyperbole

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: In 2006, this guy e-mailed me and told me I should look at it. I thought "Huh, a bunch of random jokes about Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, and Steve Ballmer. Okay." Then for some reason I came back two years later.

Your first edit: Probably Gondola Of Death. I think I added Steve Ballmer to the page. I was later reverted. Update: Wow, the article still exists, and still mentions Ballmer? I could have sworn someone had already taken care of that.

Favorite articles: Definitely iCarly. All the other articles can go to hell.

Woody

Username: The Woodburninator

Age: 20

Location: Maryland

Uncyclopedian since: June 2008

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: Came here when I was in high school, but just looked around. Laughed at a bunch of articles. Left and didn't look back for another 2 or 3 years. Then decided it would be a good place to put my psychotic ramblings. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): Stewart/Colbert, Seinfeld, conversations with my friends, who are all funnier than I could ever hope to be.

Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): Modus, Cajek, Mickey, So SoRandom articles based on what I'm doing at the time.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: Student, about to finish school. Summer job right now. Listening to Tom Jones at my computer as I type. Other details very boring in comparison to listening to Tom Jones.

Orion Blastar

Username: Orion Blastar that is Blastar and not Blaster, Orion Blaster is not me but someone else.

Age: I'm getting too old for this kind of stuff

Location: St. Louis, MO, USA, the most dangerous city in the USA according to CNN because I live there.

Uncyclopedian since: 2005 I'd like to say earlier but time travel has to be involved.

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: I was posting on countless forums as a fake conservative Orion Blastar much the same way that Stephen Colbert does on his show but with an Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton twist. After countless misunderstandings and being branded a jerk, dick, sociopath etc for my sense of humor that nobody understands I was told on Slashdot or something to take my nonsense to Uncyclopedia where they tolerate it. Now I make fun of both sides and everyone else to be fair.

Your first page viewed: Slashdot

Your first edit: attempting to make an article about myself, in which I was told kindly to move it to my user space.

Roman Dog Bumber, put it on your bumber

Username: Roman Dog Bird

Age: 18

Location: New Jersey, Amurikka

Uncyclopedian since: November 2006

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: There used to be a page on some Japanese comic series that I like. I clicked a link to it, and I was hooked. The page was eventually deleted for sucking ass. I made some edits to it at one point, including some "jokes" that only I would get.

Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): My dog and my nephew. And this one crazy bastard that I know from school. And Neil Hamburger, America's youngest comedian.

Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): None.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: High School Student going on College Student. I am a lazy fuck.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 94124, Nixon

What's with that username?: It's a song by the greatest band ever, the Melvins. They are better than any other lame ass stupid band out there. Some people think the songs title is actually "Roman Bird Dog". I think that doesn't sound cool at all.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Coming to terms with the fact that I am indeed a "MOTEHR FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT"

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Doesn't bother me at all.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details:Currently a student about to head into my third year (How I got this far baffles scientists). As far as hobbies I like reading and fencing. I sometimes watch television.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name:No chance

What's with that username?:It's in many songs along with Trees, which I like.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment:Getting my first feature

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded:I have a terrible upset stomach, so it's probably for the best.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: I have a job that allows me to inconspicuously potatochop silly images without being spotted but most of my time is spent song writing or at band practice, so if your pic request is taking long, blame my guitarist for being a slave-driver.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: Seriously?

What's with that username?: Very uncreative move on my part... it's my name.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Getting NotM and PotM in the same month.

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Oh, I'll get my candy! Just you wait Mr. Cheevers!

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: I work in a place where my tolerance for teenagers, women and immigrants is greatly reduced every day. Off-work, I'm pwned by a cat. Other hobbies include gaming (favourite gaming platform is the coffee, dinner or living room table...) and occasional running, swimming, walking of dogs and gardening (pots on the balcony, don't have a garden).

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 200000103... Wait, that's the first half of my library card number... Ah well. Mother's maiden name? You don't need to know. Blondes who get mad at you for losing their interner button while tidying up their laptop aren't exactly maidens.

What's with that username?: Pinning the courtesy title kids of barons get "The Honourable Lady Viktoria" would be just too long, so it slowly but efficiently boiled down to Luvvy.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Hmm... "Winning NotM?" Actually, managing to come back earlier this year after an extended hiatus.

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Reaching for my bag of crisps and going for the last bucket of B&J's super chocolatey chunky icecream.

Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): My late broheeze, originator of the concepts for some of my greatest articles. My sister and I can generate crazy stuff, too, when together. Look out, we might just write an article that looks like a parody of something that happened, but will actually happen in the future, because we have mad skills like that. She and I have been working on a concept for a practical joke that will be simultaneously played on literally millions of people worldwide, which is why I haven't had the time to edit here much. Also Monty Python.

Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): Most of my British comrades. Living there must make you crazy.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: Senior Software Engineer. I develop software and firmware that is kind of "James Bond"-ish. I am basically a real-life member of Q's R&D group. When I started at uncyclopedia my incredibly dull job was writing software for tracking clients of a company that did high-priced call-horses for the rich and famous. Olipro was (is?) one of their clients. Bob Barker and his wife were also clients. You should have seen that poor yearling after his wife gleefully cut out one of it's testicles. Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 40743207227, Clark

What's with that username?: A nickname I picked up about a decade ago. My current nickname is "the stud", "the studman", or just "stud". Oddly enough, this came about due to an off-the-cuff joke about a small battery-powered device used to find wooden structural members within a building. I said, "Why do you need one of those? Can't you see I'm right here?". Total shock and awe, the best kind of joke.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: When I said, "I swear, if Nintendorulez dies before me, I will chip "Euroipods" on his tombstone."

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded:“I will kill you...just once.” ~ Tompkins on lying about candy

Clemens177

Username: Clemens177

Age: 40

Location: Springfield, Illinois

Uncyclopedian since: April 28, 2009

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: My boss at the time had a sonic wall that blocked most things, but not this. Boy howdy it should have, though, as this is a sure great way to fuck off at work.

Your first page viewed: I'd have to look, but it was either a Robert Heinlein one, or adding to an economics page.

Your first edit: The Heinlein or Economics page.

Favorite articles: My own, of course. Were any of you under the impression that modesty was my strong suit?

Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): I inspire many humorous forums, including The Onion and The Daily Show.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 4037 7597 2775 8598, that's my Visa card as I don't have a bank account. The three digit number on the back is 553, it expires 08/12, the street address 1313 Mockingbird Lane and the zip is 90210. Name as it appears on the card is Josephine Baer, maiden name is March.

What's with that username?: Samuel Clemens, and 1.77 is the square root of my favorite number.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Will be when I get an article featured on the front page and win the Writer of the Month award.

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: That could be a problem. In retaliation, I shall probably only publish one UnNews article today instead of the two I had planned. So there.

Is this guy serious about the Visa card? Only one way to find out! /sneakily makes a purchase...•••Necropaxx(T){~}23:40, Jun 19

SisReck

Username: SysRq
Age: 17
Location: Waco, TX
Uncyclopedian since: November 2006
How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: I seriously don't remember. I think I was looking up something about Thomas Hobbes.
Your first page viewed: Thomas Hobbes I guess.
Your first edit: DDR
Favorite articles: Neurotic. G Rated Talking Animal Movie. A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid. HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis. Turing Duck Test. There are others I do not remember right now.
Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): Oh hell, nothing I can remember right now.
Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): Orian57, Cajek, Dr. Skullthumper, Under user, Modusoperandi, others.
Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: Student at Baylor University, currently unemployed. I produce music, write a webcomic, maintain a Twitter, and drink Dr Pepper.
Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 481-51-62342, George
What's with that username?: It's a button on most PC keyboards. Strange, as I use a Mac.
Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Getting three features in a week. Starting IC.
Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: I knew this was too good to be true.
put your john hancock here: —SirSysRq (talk) 03:55, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I am indeed a rootin' tootin' Texan. I thought you guys knew that. I lived in Virginia for a few years, but my dad retired from the Marine Corps and so we moved back home. —SirSysRq (talk) 17:11, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

God damn son! So do you know Walker? You know, the Texan Ranger? Is he as cool as they say he is?! ~ 15:43, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

KneeChee27

Username: KneeChee27Age: 19 and two days, as of right now.Location: Sporadically-from-the-east-to-the-west-coast-though-always-bordering-Canada, USAUncyclopedian since: The Twelfth of May, Two-thousand and EightHow did you stumble across this ridiculous website?:A random forum post linking to the article "Carmine"Your first page viewed:CarmineYour first edit:CarmineFavorite articles: Favorites? Psshaw!Humor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): US PoliticsHumor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): Every other request made at RadicalX's CornerOccupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details:Student/Potato-chopper/ProcrastinatorBank account number and mother's maiden name: Which one, and which one?What's with that username?: (Random Philosopher x Oversimplification of his Last Name) + Arbitrary Number = Kickass UsernameProudest Uncyclopedia-related moment:This!Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: I'll just have an Oreo.put your john hancock here:User:KneeChee27/sig2 03:19, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

TDM

Username: TheDudeManAge: 17Location: FloridaUncyclopedian since: April 07How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: a wikipedia facebook groupYour first page viewed: Fucked if I rememberYour first edit: My talkpage, putting in stuff that should have been in my userpage, which is why i never got {{welcome}}Favorite articles: hmm... some of the old 07 featuresHumor inspirations (off Uncyclopedia): Fucking with peopleHumor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): i dont quite knowOccupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: Student, I took up free running a few months ago, gyarBank account number and mother's maiden name: 76, JimWhat's with that username?: It was randomly on my mind when i signed up, and yeaProudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: I FUCKING WON POO LIT SUPRISE 08!Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: NO! BUT I WANT MY CANDY! :'(put your john hancock here: 8===> Oh wait HANcock LieutenantTHEDUDEMANDude...TotallyUOTMKUNGotAF@H 04:08, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

What's with that username?: When I was in middle school, me and my other outcast friends made up names of companies with our initials for some middle school reason. "Cajek" is from my initials, CJK.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: My first feature and getting recognition for changing Pee Review. There was also a forum started by TKF (DID I GET IT RIGHT?!?!) that said he didn't like how much influence Pee Review had on Uncyc. That felt good and bad simultaneously (no hard feelings).

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Suicide. And lots of it.

Humor inspirations (Uncyclopedia): Lots and lots of people. RAHB and Ljlego in the audio department, Cajek in the off-the-wall department, Savethemooses and Modusoperandi in the whole forum wit thing, it goes on and on, seriously.

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: I write quite a bit. Just recently started an online novel because writing offline has become kind of inconvenient for purposes of adding, sharing, and editing.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: Eight, and no answer.

What's with that username?: Came from a skit in drama class called "Doctor Skullthumper". I think I went through two or three other usernames before registering and actually editing with this one.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: I've had lots! Getting my first feature, having someone say "call me a Skullthumper fanatic" on VFH only two or three features later, becoming admin... I think my favorite though was when I started blogging and everyone followed. Whatever happened to your blogs, guys?

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Grabbed an emergency chocolate bar.

Flutter

Username: The sound of f(l)apping, Flutter

Age: 13. Damn young compared to most Uncyclopedians.

Location: Los Angeles, California (South Gate)

Uncyclopedian since: July 29, 2007

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: Don't remember well, acually when I was looking at Wikia's largest wikis page (this was after I left that Neodex wiki). The sentence "some of which aren't about Oscar Wilde or Kitten Huffing." brings me back to the olden days.

Feckmaster Flex

Username: Thekillerfroggy

Age: Freshly 18

Location: New Yawk, just outside of Queens

How did you stumble across this ridiculous website?: Via a frequent poster on a subforum of the forums of the internet game Kingdom of Loathing. The guy was named Hinoa, and he told a bunch of us to edit...

Your first page viewed: The Kingdom of Loathing page. I didn't, but I looked around the place and liked it, so I bookmarked it, forgot about it, then came back in...

Uncyclopedian since: April 2006, where I made my first edit (and Doors joke), implying that...

Occupation/Pastimes/Other Real-life details: I write a lot and listen to music and, recently, I write about music. I got a stint at a website writing music reviews, but it's a "whenever-you-get-around-to-it" thing that pays in experience and free unreleased music, and I haven't had much intitiative to pursue either of those payments in earnest, lately.

Bank account number and mother's maiden name: 1295, same as the price of a large coke and a cheeze Pizza at the place I used to work at: Panucci's Pizza.

What's with that username?: Back when I was young and discovering how to use search engines, I started googling random words and seeing what websites came up. I tried "kill frog" and came to an animation site I found pretty funny at the time. Its influence stuck in my username, though I rarely go by Thekillerfroggy anymore outside of Uncyclopedia (and most people just know me as TKF, anyway).

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: Becoming admin at the same time as Mordillo, then watching the love for him grow and the love for me wilt over the ensuing months.

Also, getting nominated for UotY, casting my lot behind Algorithm, then watching both of us get crushingly defeated by MadMax.

On the other end of the spectrum, watching Filial Piety get slammed down every month is severely humbling.

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: Fuck you die fuck you die fuck you die fuck you die

What's with that username?: It's really the olny user name that has never once failed to work without needing to add a bunch of numbers or the word THE. Seriously. And I like the company.

Proudest Uncyclopedia-related moment: I printed off the Teacher article and was laughing about it in class and my teacher took it and started reading it and burst out laughing. I still got suspended. Asshole.

Reaction upon learning that promises of candy were unfounded: What. When did you promise candy? Oh you asshole. Who reads those words at the top?