7. Sgt. Abraham Ford's Family

Ford's family was terrified after they watched daddy beat the shit out of some zombies using nothing but his fists and a Progresso soup can. It was a heart-breaking scene. Still, nothing says "poor survival instinct" like leaving your safe-haven in the middle of the night and, five minutes later, getting eaten by zombies.

2/7

6. Eugene Porter

Damn, I really thought Eugene was going to save the world. Alas, he's just a man with a mullet. Major props for telling the truth, though—that takes balls, especially when the people you've been fooling have lots of muscles and guns. R.I.P., Eugene; goodnight, sweet mullet.

3/7

5. Tara Chambler

Tara got her life saved by Eugene this episode. If you're ever at a point where Eugene has to save you, you're doing something wrong.

4/7

4. Sgt. Abraham Ford

I feel for ya Ford, but you should not be punching out zombies with open wounds on your fists. Calling it now: Ford is out in two episodes.

5/7

3. Glenn Rhee

Glenn's Walker kills were really on point last night. Just a few episodes ago, dude was tripping over mops and seconds away from getting clobbered by a bat and eaten by cannibals. But without Rick to do the heavy lifting, Glenn's back in top form.

6/7

2. Maggie Greene

Maggie went all zen at bedtime, saying things like, "It's not about what it is, it's about what's going to be." Maggie is, like, so deep. Seriously, though, it's cool to hear the characters talk about something other than killing zombies and stuff. The Power Rankings reward self-reflection.

7/7

1. Rosita Espinosa

There's no real clear winner this round, so let's take a moment to honor Rosita for putting up with a fake scientist and an aggro sergeant on a journey across the country during the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Shit's not easy.

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