Need help ASAP. Trying to get rid of Depends packaging

So I just, by a miracle, found a Target sample for guys depends. I have a ton of packaging. It's 2:22AM and my parents are asleep. Bad storms are coming. I have the diapers in an old backpack of mine in the closet. But the thing is, I have to dispose of the packaging. There isn't a dumpster within a quarter mile radius from my house, and I cant leave or they'd be suspicious. there's 3 packages. I need to somehow discard them. Anyone have any QUICK tips? Thank you SOOO much!

Go crazy ape shit on the packaging... I mean rip it into tiny shards.... be completely OCD about this...
once it's largest parts are the size of shirt-buttons you should be safe throwing it in your own trash.... I guess unless your parents work for the NSA there's no way they're reassembling the package.
(though you should be careful if you've got a jigsaw-puzzle-crazy-gran(tm)at the house ...))