Occupy Leftovers

“Nearly all Thanksgiving leftovers are occupied by the other 99% of consumers, commonly called Americans.” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 #OccupyLeftovers jokes”

10. Maybe you were forced to have your stomach occupy leftovers after Thankgiving. Just don’t blame the cranberries.

9. You may not enjoy eating Thanksgiving leftovers very much, but it’s better than being the turkey occupying sandwiches.

8. If you occupy leftovers after the thanksgiving holidays, you will be among the 99% of people in the labor force who nap through the next week.

7. #OccupyWallStreet management which currently accepts contributions from Anonymous donors is looking forward to the next week when their stocks will be replenished with Thanksgiving holiday leftovers.

6. If all the Angry Birds that survived Thanksgiving decided to Occupy Wall Street, how many bankers would be leftover?

5. American politicians love when the People occupy leftovers rather than complaining about the government between the seasonal holiday feasts.

4. #OWS believes that the top 1% should contribute more of their Thanksgiving leftovers to the other 99%, but they can keep their yams.