Running along a road in Haafinger hold. Three Stormcloaks coming my way. I got too close to the last one and she pulls out her warhammer and says "This doesn't concern you. Back off." I am a little sensitive in my old age so I outs with my trusty, enchanted, Elven Sword and shuffle her loose the mortal coil. In the upper right of my screen appears a message "Bounty 1000 added in Haafinger Hold." Haafinger Hold the capitol of which is Solitude, the stronghold and seat of Imperial power in Skyrim. Haafinger Hold, the Jarl of which is Elisif the Fair, whose husband was just recently killed by Ulfric Stormcloak. Will she or the Empire really consider me a criminal for killing the minions of Ulfric?

P.S. I have yet to side with either in the Civil War. This was personal not political.

The Dragonborn making a meeting to make a truce, when capturing the dragon. Its the Dragonborn thats asking, but the impreials and rebels just acts as its the oponent thats asking. They just keeps making demands of the other side to agree to the truce,

I think that the Dragonborn just would say,,, -Hey, I am Dragonborn, have to use dragonsreach to capture a dragon for a while, save the world and stuff. Dont be in my way. Or I will kill your men and join the other side of the war.

It makes no sense that you has to make the truce to begin with, there is no need for them to stop the war, just stay out of dragonsreach for the moment. to stop the dragons and save the world. is that to mutch to ask of them?!

Although everyone knows I'm Dragonborn, who has slain a number of dragons, neither Ulfric nor Gen. Tullius is interested in me enough to approach me first for their campaign. If it was a real life, I should be constantly harassed by bribes and sweet promises from both parties. Even after I, myself, kindly suggested to offer my extremely helpful service to one of them, and they won the civil war thanks to me, they treat me like... a piece of yesterday's newspaper.

And, seriously, I saved the world. I am Harbinger of the Companions. I am a head of the College of Winterhold. I am Dragonborn. I am Thane of each and every hold in Skyrim. And still, guards say to me "hands to yourself, sneak thief" or "Eeh, tending to your hound, you smell like a wet dog" or many nasty stuff. How dare they? I really don't get it.

Walking along the road with my three companions when I came across a group of four or so Stromcloaks when suddenly three dragons attack all at once turining the casual walk into a rather epic battle. However, in the middle of the battle, after slaying two of the dragons, a mugger runs up to me and demands I give him money. The best part was though, before I could respond to his threat the dragon came walking up behind the mugger and chomped him.

Walking along the road with my three companions when I came across a group of four or so Stromcloaks when suddenly three dragons attack all at once turining the casual walk into a rather epic battle. However, in the middle of the battle, after slaying two of the dragons, a mugger runs up to me and demands I give him money. The best part was though, before I could respond to his threat the dragon came walking up behind the mugger and chomped him.

Once one tried to robb me when I was in werewolf form, I gota say, Those thieves got guts! or had.

-Imperial telling me to "move along" even though I haven't joined a side. ( his head fell off ;) )-No option to change your identity+new name after assassinating the Emperor to get rid of bounty.-Factions the Dovahkiin can freely join that won't have negative impact with certain npcs upon their way-( Dark Brotherhood, Thieves Guild, Stormcloak, College)-A thief trying to mug me the moment I transformed into a Vampire Lord- Lol dam immersion in a bombshell.

That people know its the dragonborn the moment hi/she set foot in the town, they can feel if you got stage 4 vampirism right away, even when you have full armor. And all people still know its you even if you completly change armor and they cant se the face,

Allso the interaction with the Thalmor, when you meet them on the road they ask you about if you worship Talos or not, you got 3 options more or less, 1. Remain silent.2. Claim that you worship Talos, 3, Proclaim that you can worship annything you desire. ? Isnt there missing one option? claim that you dont worship Talos and so? It seems like the developers just had to make it so it become a conflict to make the Thalos more "badlooking"

Walking along the road with my three companions when I came across a group of four or so Stromcloaks when suddenly three dragons attack all at once turining the casual walk into a rather epic battle. However, in the middle of the battle, after slaying two of the dragons, a mugger runs up to me and demands I give him money. The best part was though, before I could respond to his threat the dragon came walking up behind the mugger and chomped him.

Once one tried to robb me when I was in werewolf form, I gota say, Those thieves got guts! or had.

Once one tried to robb me when I was in werewolf form, I gota say, Those thieves got guts! or had.

Were his guts tasty?

Kinda dull actually, He should had eaten more fibers.

One thing that absolutely make me annoyed, the candidats for High King. One, the widow of the last high King, and Ulfric. Sure Ulfric got some skills as a warrior and has to be a good talker, and he got trained by the Graybeards and was once supposed to become one. .....

Arent we missing someone? someone that got influence in all of Skyrim? hight post in some collage? someone that are a great warrior`? Someone that single handedly changed the civil war and ended it? That all Jarls in skyrim honor and given the title of Thane to?

Walking along the road with my three companions when I came across a group of four or so Stromcloaks when suddenly three dragons attack all at once turining the casual walk into a rather epic battle. However, in the middle of the battle, after slaying two of the dragons, a mugger runs up to me and demands I give him money. The best part was though, before I could respond to his threat the dragon came walking up behind the mugger and chomped him.

Once one tried to robb me when I was in werewolf form, I gota say, Those thieves got guts! or had.

You know if you were to find a bottle of skooma on him then it probably would have made since :P.

While not really in the "don't make sense" catagory but still funny. While exploring a cave just now one of my companions say something like "Becareful in here there could be traps" then imidatly step on a pressure causing a swinging wall to kill him.

Though here's something that doesn't make since, in the vanella game dragons are suposed to be the big bads yet they almost always die if pitted against a giant or mamoth.

Also What the heck does Skryim feed the Dovakin's horses? If someone so much as looks at you funny they won't stop until that person is dead. Heck my horse once killed a courier just for telling me he didn't have anything for me.