January 12th, 2012

January 2012

I just got back from a few days skiing in the Swiss Alps.
Don’t worry – it was less posh than it sounds. I slept in a dorm and the hostel’s chef was a Wetherspoon reject.

But there’s no denying I’m getting old. When skiing down a closed run in the past I always thought “Let’s hope I don’t end up in an avalanche”. These days I’m thinking: “Let’s hope I don’t end up in an avalanche.
Particularly not on this closed run as I’m sure I would lose my insurance cover.”

A stupid notion as we all know insurance companies never pay for anything but their own lawyers no matter what.

As you can probably tell, I didn’t write much new material over my holiday, but I was told a great pub joke.

Here goes: A busy motorway and a high-speed train track are sitting in a pub…[yes, I know, it sounds a bit surreal but bear with me – it’ll get quite funny, quite quickly] …anyway, as I said, the motorway and the train track are sitting in the pub, having it large, bragging no end how tough they are and whatnot.

Then the pub door opens and something wearingdark sunglasses comes in and they both go very quiet. Asks the barkeeper: “What happened to you two? Have you seen a ghost?” They both reply as one: “We might be tough. But that one over there is a cyclepath.”

Reading it now on screen…well, I’m not so sure anymore – but as Frank Carson says: it’s the way you tell’em.

Have a great 2012!

Auf Wiedersehen

Henning

March 2018

5 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
6 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
12 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
13 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
14 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
19 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
20 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
21 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
22 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT

April 2018

09 – BATH – Widcombe Social Club – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
10 – BATH – Widcombe Social Club – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
12 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
13 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
14 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
18 – BEVERLEY – East Riding Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
19 – POCKLINGTON – Arts Centre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
20 – POCKLINGTON – Arts Centre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
21 – BEVERLEY – East Riding Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
29 – TRING – The Court Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
30 – TRING – The Court Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress

May 2018

1 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
2 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
7 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
8 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
11 – GREAT TORRINGTON – Plough Arts – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
12 – GREAT TORRINGTON – Plough Arts – SOLD OUT- Work In Progress
13 – LAUNCESTON – Town Hall – SOLD OUT – Work in Progress
14 – LAUNCESTON – Town Hall – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
17 – DARTMOUTH – The Flavel – TICKETS – Work In Progress
18 – FALMOUTH – The Poly – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
19 – PENZANCE – The Acorn – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
29 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
30 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
31 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT