Every time I try to list my Photo's online, they get booted. I seriously have to find a good way to share them. Like the poor guy, I had a large back boil. My problem though was that it didn't come to a head and pop and had to be surgically dealt with. I was in the hospital a week with one type of possible healing. (Packing and draining) before I switched Dr.s and had all the bad stuff surgically removed. It was far less painful than the packing which had to be stuffed under the skin into the gaping hole. The scar is now 6 years old and still is deep and noticeable.

Every time I try to list my Photo's online, they get booted. I seriously have to find a good way to share them. Like the poor guy, I had a large back boil. My problem though was that it didn't come to a head and pop and had to be surgically dealt with. I was in the hospital a week with one type of possible healing. (Packing and draining) before I switched Dr.s and had all the bad stuff surgically removed. It was far less painful than the packing which had to be stuffed under the skin into the gaping hole. The scar is now 6 years old and still is deep and noticeable.

When I was 8 or 9, my dad's girlfriend's cat had her kittens in my sleeping bag, while I was sleeping in it. Thankfully I was short enough that the goop didn't get on me..

The night before one of my knee surgeries I was in a deep sleep. DH came to bed late. When he was getting in bed I looked at him and let one go that rumbled into the mattress. Then I turned over and went back to sleep.

Before DH and I were married, we had brunch with my dad and stepmom, this included an egg dish. By the time we got back to my apartment I was feeling gassy. The smell was so bad that DH made me leave the room and I had to shake my pants before I could come back in.

One night my roommate and I threw a party. Soon to be DH got drunk and came up to a group of us in the kitchen and stage whispered, "I flicked a booger in here and I'm not telling anyone where it is." He then immediately went to lay down in my bed. He threw up in the bed so I brought him a trashcan and changed the sheets. When I checked on him later he had used the trashcan but my dog had decided to eat the vomit.

I don't know what exactly I had eaten the other day, but I was releasing some that were burning my eyes, in a large room. I told DF that I had passed one in the bedroom, he may want to tread lightly as he went in there later, for bed.

I made a big mistake last night. I decided to make homemade onion rings for dinner. I ate a bunch of them.

After I finished eating, I suddenly remembered that I had training all day today. In an enclosed area with all my coworkers. Yeah, it was a bad idea.

I was really lucky, though. I made it through the day, fortunately, but now? I'm offending myself. The cats don't want to be anywhere near me. Of course, it might be the fact that I was vacuuming.

A buddy and I were thinking about going skiing tonight but we ended up pulling the pin and deciding to try for Wednesday, instead. Good job for him - he probably would have died on the car ride back from the hill.

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After cleaning out my Dad's house, I have this advice: If you haven't used it in a year, throw it out!!!!.

My spouse was sick on the weekend with food poisoning. Both ends. On Sunday when she thought she was getting better, she ventured into the bathroom without a garbage can to catch the puke. Bad idea. I heard her call for a bucket and rushed to help, but as I entered the bathroom she couldn't hold it and ended up puking toward me, getting some in the bucket but a lot on the floor, tub and door. The interesting thing was that it was bright, bright blue, because she'd been drinking sports drinks to try and rehydrate herself. (Later we found out that you need to dilute the sports drinks because the high sugar content makes the runs even worse.) She had to take a shower because she'd also gotten herself. I changed my clothes but it was too late, I got sick a day later.

What's funny is that yesterday, feeling perfectly fine, she decided to finish up the sports drink. She had to remove the lid to take out a seal, then she put it back on incorrectly and went to drink... and SPLOOSH bright blue liquid all down her front. Back into the shower. I commented that at least it smelled a lot better this time...

Oooo, one more! I woke up one day last week unable to hear out of my right ear. I thought maybe it was infected, so I waited to see if I should go to the doctor. No pain or swelling, so I bought some earwax softening drops. Left them in for an hour, then used an ear syringe (looks like the round bulb part of a turkey baster but with a pointy rubber tip) to squirt in warm water while spouse held a bowl under to catch things. Just as I was about to give up, I squirted again and I could hear! One more squirt and this greenish plug of earwax about an inch long fell out into the bowl. It had little hairs poking out all over it. Bleah!