We hate it when our friends become successful We hate it when our friends become successful Oh, look at those clothes Now look at that face, it's so old And such a video ! Well, it's really laughable Ha, ha, ha

[Chorus:]We hate it when our friends become successful And if they're Northern, that makes it even worseAnd if we can destroy them You bet your life we will Destroy them If we can hurt them Well, we may as wellIt's really laughable Ha, ha, ha

You see, it should've been me It could've been me Everybody knows Everybody says so They say :

"Ah, you have loads of songs So many songs More songs than they'd stand

We hate it when our friends become successful We hate it when our friends become successful Oh, look at those clothes Now look at that face, it's so old And such a video ! Well, it's really laughable Ha, ha, ha