Beyoncé vs. Katy Perry

Beyoncé vs. Katy Perry

Amber Heard vs. Eva Mendes

Amber Heard vs. Eva Mendes

Mendes dates Ryan Gosling, or, as he's better known, "yet another guy who looks ugly standing next to Eva Mendes." Heard dates Johnny Depp, who probably shouldn't be standing so long without a break to sit down.