Sunday, September 27, 2009

Ryker's First Job

Yep, he's not quite 18 months old but he's gotta earn his keep. Ryker is now in charge of feeding our dog "Fat Boy". MY first job was putting the empty milk bottles on the front porch (that tells you how old I am)

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Funny Things Kids Say

9-13-2008:We went to look at some elk that were gutted behind the hotel. As Porter approached he looked at the elk hung up, stopped and said: "You don't pet those"10-17-2008:We went hiking today and we saw a rock that had a big crack down the middle of it. Porter stopped and patted it and said: "That's OK, you'll be alright"10-18-2008:Sitting down to dinner Porter decided to say the prayer. I was helping him along and I told him to say that we are thankful for the gospel and he said: "We are thankful for basketball" I guess they sound alike right and we should be thankful for both.11-1-2008:Porter is being pottytrained and therefore is wearing big boy underwear. He came in to my room today and pointed to his underwear and said: "I find a penis door". He had found the little boy flap in the front of his underwear.11-9-2008:We were sitting in sacrament meeting today and Porter grabbed my face and said: "Momma your eyes are beautiful". (Not really a funny thing to say but it was so very sweet)11-12-2008:Alli came home from school on election day with a sticker that said she had voted. I asked her who she voted for and she said"Uncle Sam"1-4-2009:Porter grabbed the phone tonight and said,"I want to call Jesus". We gave him the phone and he said,"I want to come to your house, bye bye".1-25-2009:We were driving down the road today and Porter was looking up at the clouds and said "That cloud is broken it needs to be fixed, let's go home and get me toolbox and I will fix that cloud"3-18-2009:As I was getting the kids ready for bed tonight I became extremely impatient of the bedtime routine of telling my kids to get out of the bathtub 10 time and get dressed 10 times and I started yelling. Alli turned to me and said "Mom, you are listening to Satan and not to Heavenly Father". She is a smart one and it jolted me back into reality pretty quickly. 12-6-2009:Porter found my Little Tyke nativity and was playing war by having Joseph and Mary have a shootout over the couch.1-12-2010:Porter told me he had to go poop today and it was going to be BIG and FURRY!