Ikke greit å være fattigKirk was
walking down the street when
he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and
shabby-looking homeless man
who asked him for a couple
of dollars for dinner. Kirk
took out his wallet,
extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy some
beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking
years ago," the homeless man
replied.

"Will you use it to gamble
instead of buying food?"
Kirk asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the
homeless man said. "I need
everything I can get just to
stay alive."

"Will you spend this on
greens fees at a golf course
instead of food?" Kirk asked.