List of products

Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits

Animal traps

Def-Con Owl Traps

First Appearance"Space Pilot 3000"Description: Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. Hermes is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.Type: Commercial.Slogan: "Kills owls dead."

Chemicals

Arachno Spores

Molten Boron

First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"Description: A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.Type: Commercial.Slogan: "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"

Cigars and cigarettes

Bender's Favorite

First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Bender Smokes

First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.Type: Commercial; probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.
Slogan: "The only brand Bender Smokes."

Dutch Butts

Le Grand Cigar

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.Type: Specialty.

Lightspeed Briefs

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.Type: Commercial.Slogans: "As seen in your dreams.", "For the discriminating crotch."

Mr. Cue Card

Mr. Wino

First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion BacksDescription: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.Type: Commercial.

Party Board

Q. T. McWhiskers

First Appearance: "Mother's Day"Description: An invention of Professor Farnsworth. Intended to be a children's toy, it shoots rainbows from its eyes and meows when petted. However, Mom modified the invention into a weapon.Type: Commercial.

Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"Description: A booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.Trivia: Three modes of death have been seen so far: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished. "America's favourite suicide booth since 2008".Type: Commercial (public facility).

Food and drinks

Admiral Crunch

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"Description: Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.Type: Commercial.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies

First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.Type: Commercial; out of production due to the extinction of anchovies.

Archduke Chocula

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.Type: Commercial.

Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup

Bachelor Chow

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!Slogan: "Bachelor Chow, now with flavor."Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans

First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"Description: A brand of beans advertised by Leela when she becomes the world's first woman blernsball player.Type: Commercial.Slogans: "Bean-Bay Beans: They're The Beaniest!", "Bean-Bay frijoles: los frijoles de los reyes."

Bendërbrāu

First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"Description: A cold-fusion steam beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.Type: Homebrewed. Slogan: "Let's get drunk!"

Big Pink

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand Big RedType: Commercial.

Buggalo Tots

First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man" Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's, presumably made of buggalo. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).Type: Commercial.

It Sure Ain't Butter!

Kibbles 'N' Snouts

First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.Slogan: "If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!"Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer

Liquid Nitrogum

First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. Its name parodies Löwenbräu beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.Type: Commercial.

Mom's Pecan Clusters

Monsieur Carton

First Appearance: "Spanish Fry"Description: A brand of boxed wine. It is French for "Mister Cardboard".Type: Commercial.

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"Description: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy

First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"Description: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot

First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"Description: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beerType: Commercial.

Popplers

First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.Type: Commercial; out of production due to the discovery of their true origin.

Red Minotaur

First Appearance:The Beast with a Billion BacksDescription: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.Type: Commercial.

Steak Dinner

First Appearance: "A Clockwork Origin"Description: Manufactured by Bristol-Myers Squibb. Each pill contains 40mg steak and 10mg fixin's, which can be rehydrated into a steak dinner.Type: Commercial.

Styro-Pak Cookies

First Appearance: "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"Description: Boxes of cookies. Each box contains packs labelled "Top", "Middle" and "Bottom", which respectively contain one cookie, a circle of cream and another cookie. They are then meant to be put into a special machine and compressed, forming an Oreo-like cookie.Type: Commercial.

Oils, sprays, powders and other fluids

π-in-1 Oil

All Purpose Spray

First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.Type: Unknown; possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Hologram in Sauce

Mobil Dick Whale Oil

First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.Type: Commercial.

Oil-ade

Torgo's Executive Powder

First Appearance: Bender's Big ScoreDescription: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.Type: Commercial.

Medicine and healthcare products

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream

First Appearance: "Less than Hero"Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.Type: Commercial.

Koop

First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"Description: A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser Pez.Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh

First Appearance: "I, Roommate"Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.Slogan: "Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot."Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter

First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth

First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe" Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."Type: Commercial.

Astounding Tales

Big Applet

First Appearance: "...But Deliver Us to Evil!"Description: A magazine. It publishes an annual "Best of" list covering a wide area of categories.Slogan: "For the discriminated New New Yorker."
Type: Commercial.

Space Boy in Outer Space

First Appearance: "Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!"Description: A series of comic books focused on the sci-fi action hero Space Boy. The series was launched in or before 1979 and spans at least 150 issues.Type: Commercial.

Software

iObey

First Appearance: Bender's Big ScoreDescription: A virus that can be sent to robots via email. Once the target robot downloads the virus, he or she is forced to obey the every demand of the sender of the email.Type: Black market.

Toys and novelty products

Bamboo Boogie Boots

First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"Description: An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears

First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"Description: Cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.Type: Commercial.

Needy Newbies

First Appearance: "The Owner of Mars Attacks!"Description: Creatures genetically engineered by an unknown evil intergalactic corporation and designed to be highly collectable, coming in a variety of colours and styles. When they touch, they join together to make a larger Newbie and when enough of them have joined they will instinctively try to destroy humanity.Type: Commercial.