Stupidae

What matters to the politards is that they really snifflingly hate the opposition, so anything wrong with the world is entirely the other side’s fault. By that characteristic, the politards seem to be related to the importards, to be discussed later.

The irony—as much as I hate to use the word while members of the stupidae [the illiteratards come most immediately to mind] misdefine it into meaninglessness—is that politards, while screamingly political in character, are in fact only reacting in opposition to the characteristics of largely unrelated animals somewhat coincidentally associated with adversarial politards. That is to say that: a given politard, while having no original or relevant opinions regarding its own politics, if any, will in cases castigate creatards and millitards and immigratards and puritards, who might be coincidentally conservative, and in alternate cases whimper about diversitards and vegetards and petards and charitards who might be coincidentally liberal.

That’s further to say that it really doesn’t matter whether a given politard is conservative or liberal: it merely likes to complain about things.

And, hey: who doesn’t. But these creatures nearly make a career out of complaining. They just don’t tend to get paid for it. Though noted exceptions may include names like Beck and Olbermann.