desertmouse:Maybe this is relevant: My Canadian friend is also a ginger. I know how much some of you love redheads.

/a male ginger

Oh, so how about someone with better graphics skills than me (in other words, someone who's not a lazy quadriplegic drunk with no arms or legs) take a map of North America, paint Canada as red (a la small 'c' communist) with the following caption:

"Now America has TWO Carrot Tops!"

Bonus points if you can somehow manage to make the outline of NA resemble Carrot Top's face/head.