"It's getting a little West Side Story for me, Dean, and I gotta warn you, my dancing skills are not up to snuff." -Jess

"Wow, you run really quietly." -Dave

(Luke drops bag of Frosted Flakes on sidewalk)LORELAI: What are you doing?LUKE: Ah, just redecorating the sidewalk.LORELAI: Oh, it looks nice.LUKE: Yeah yeah yeah, you don't think too much blue?LORELAI: No, just enough.LUKE: Yeah, well, thanks for the input. You can go now.

"The whole point of this stupid calss talk was for us to talk about our work and our success. This flannel shirt is my most successful outfit. I've closed many a deal in this outfit. It's my power outfit." -Luke

TRISTAN: Now I noticed you didn't cry when you kissed him. I'm starting to feel a little insecure.RORY: What is wrong with you?TRISTAN: Whoa, I think I liked you better comatose.

"Is there gonna be any scratching involved, or is this just a verbal thing?" -Tristan