Drake's made quite a few tampon-y ballads for the various women he's played Easy Bake Oven with over the course of his career. One of the earliest was Bria Myles. While "Bria's Interlude" was quite the beautiful composition, we're amazed at the restraint Drake utilized by not just making the song him screaming out "SWEET JEEBUS DAT ASS!" for four minutes.

If we had to kiss that rump goodbye we'd be making depressing albums too. We can't imagine it not going downhill after Bria.

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True story, me and my guys were out one night in Hollywood for the homie’s birthday festivities and my boy P ran into Bria at the club. This negro tells NO ONE, posts the pic on his FB, and catches an instant tan from all the hate beams cats were sending his way for being literally 20 feet away and not waving us over. Eff you, P. Still.