Night-times when we gather in the trees and the old monkeys tell us stories there is one tale that always begins.

jiminski wrote:In that place which resides beyond the realms of comprehension; where logic battles emotion to create the perfect thought. In that place where wonder smiles as she sits on the sands of perpetuity, swaying in the wind as the ocean whispers hidden truth. In that place the tide is turning; the waves have sought new crests, leaving listless foam where white hooves once crashed.

So strain your eye against the faltering light... guard your gaze lest the sea-sprays impair! Move a little closer.. can you see that ghostly shape.. the shape was always there, just hidden by your primal fear.

With wizened face and pensive pose, his smile for warmth, deep thought his clothes. He sits and sees all things of worth; the battles won and victories' mirth.

His aim is mischief, conquest his role! His actions gilt-edged by comforts soul! For he is legion, a family of one. For he is Monkey, let us have some fun!

Our myths come out of the mists of time, and snake their tendrils right down to today. We got our revenge on THOTA at last so we don't have a grudge to bear any more. We're playing the finals in the Conqueror's Cup. Some say we're eternal seconds; monkis know there is no-one better to team with for a game of old-fashioned risk. We have no leaders, we are all leaders.

We'll probably never get round to recruiting much because that would mean someone doing some work which isn't really our style. But the word in the tree is we'd like a few baby new monkis - exceptional players with some ambition - & a mad streak a mile wide won't hurt.

I spend my summers at metal festivals and dodging fires and floods in Australia...I live in the murder capital of Australia.. Adelaide!..(30kms from Snowtown u know about Snowtown right?)...Bill Hicks is the god father of comedy, and the god father is now dead...goat wants to play with the monkeys!

owenshooter wrote:is this a new thread? or have you just recently started openly recruiting? just wondering...-0

Yes. Or no. Or yes and no. Depends what you mean. When you have got back from your vacation for trolling you can explain what you mean.

Thanks to all for the responses we've had so far. With the addition of Nate the Great and codeblue1018 we are up to full strength. The tree is positively groaning under the weight of monkis, and that is not even counting the weight of the giant banana clapper just gave to firsty.

So we are no longer actively looking for new members. But there's always room for a truly outstanding player if you are looking for a permanent home with some of the best darn risk players around.

killboy108 wrote:How do you guys review players to check if they're ok to join your clan or not?

Sorry, I just saw this. I don't know why we have this thread. When we want a player we send him/her a pm. I see you have decent rank, if you come back here and read this, pm me and we could play a few games. Tbh, we're quite full atm, but that changes, and if a player is that good then we'll make an exception obviously.

I have played a balls load of doubles games. The reason for my inexperience in triples and quads is that it's almost impossible to get anywhere playing against random team mates. Cooks and new recruits seldom are big on working together.

I've got a silver medal in doubles, and as I said in the thread where in which I shamelessly tried to whore myself out to a clan (viewtopic.php?f=440&t=157510) I'm smelly, eager and pretty fucking funny. (I'm not really as old as I said I was, but old smelly and eager sounded good.)

I type with irritatingly correct grammar and I have an affinity for domination. You want me in your clan... and all you have to do is ask!

triple and quads are very importan in clan chalenges, expecialy in high ranked clans, because team play go in even much high level then in doubles. You need to try to apply for clans who are new,to train your ability for triple and quads.

Thanks bandit - PM sent. We are currently happy with our numbers – in fact some players are saying they aren’t getting enough clan games - so we are only taking in new members in exceptional circumstances.There is always room for truly outstanding players if they have the mad streak that fits them for jungle life or they have already got intimate with simian friends.