you're passin up a good thing Willow ....
i'm gonna be right there dick in hand wackin it
to Courtney's sexy voice and x rated references
i may need to pull over my walker and splooge
all over my health aide's face. whoa stop the cock i mean err clock

I wonder if howard will enquire about Courtney's alleged affair with Brian Van Holt? He's the guy who dumped Beth for Amanda Peet's hairy vag. If he's mentioned, this might be Howard's most relentless cock-questioning in HSS history

The HSS is starting to remind me of what it must be like to go to a really small high school. You see the same few people, over and over, till there's nothing left to talk about and you're sick of them. And your choice of dates is so narrow you're forced to look elsewhere.

This plastic surgery queen is on her last showbiz legs and she was pretty boring even 15 years ago. Yet we'll still get to hear how "hot" she is and about how big David's penis reallly is. Or rather, others will. I'll just the next recorded track on my portable XM radio. It must SUCK to not be able to record the show and skip around.