Short story, two chicks (one pregger) and a dog manage to get to get lost on a trail, call for help, dude in a truck finds em and takes em to a house where Rangers have to pick them up and drive them to their car.

Later they manage to drive a vehicle off a boat ramp and end up 175ft out into a lake, call for help, but don't manage to get out of the car and swim to safety.

Both die, don't know what happened to the poor dog, hopefully his ass found an open window cause at least dogs have the sense to swim to safety.

You're in a first world country, ladies, and apparently we've managed to breed out directional sense and the ability to flounder in water to safety. Very good at calling for help. And how the hell do you manage ONE HUNDO AND SEVENTY-FIVE FEET into a lake, brake much? Maybe schools should teach less 911 and more basic survival and swimming?

I figured I'd throw him some cred since he's reduced to watching the Kardarshians 24/7 but Mahatma is just so much more quote-worthy when it comes to humanity. Serious about the fathers' losses but wanting to impede a typical .net tailspin.