Boozing with Broadway Joe

I’ll let the both the article (above) and Joe (below) speak for themselves:

“I only drink in two situations: when I’m with others and when I’m by myself.”

“I like my Jack Daniels red and my women blond.”

“I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.”

“When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.”