BroTip: Identify what your weakness is, get a friend, and have a 1v1 fight with him, either you using something you need to improve or him exploting your weakness. Just keep battling it out and you'll get better much faster. Remember to stay away from bots at first.

Okay so I need tips, I thought I knew enough to do well at this game but I guess I don't. I die way too much, I can't get many kills and I'm only good for taking out bots. Also my matches always seem to end up with my team being dominated with no way to push back. It's a real shame because I'm really enjoying SMNC but the fact that I'm so terrible is making me not want to play.

I think this game needs a new tagline, something like, "No, really, rules have changed. They're really really different. Like, insanely different. The degree to which they have been change cannot be stressed enough."

"We've taken the fast paced action you liked in MNC and got rid of it."

I had a few fun games, but I think I was on the winning team in all of them, and I was fully upgraded. Got lucky with juice, and got a triple kill with Karl, most of my fun game from interrupting assassins with stun and Rotor hop though. Overall, though, I find my self wanting to go back to Dwarf Fortress for something with a little action. I've played for around 14 hours, and this definitely feels like a shooter for MOBA people, and not a MOBA for shooter people. I'll give it a week or so to see if it grows on me though.

I had a few fun games, but I think I was on the winning team in all of them, and I was fully upgraded. Got lucky with juice, and got a triple kill with Karl, most of my fun game from interrupting assassins with stun and Rotor hop though. Overall, though, I find my self wanting to go back to Dwarf Fortress for something with a little action. I've played for around 14 hours, and this definitely feels like a shooter for MOBA people, and not a MOBA for shooter people. I'll give it a week or so to see if it grows on me though.

Yeah, but the first 20 minutes or so you're mindlessly shooting bots..

What the fuck is with these shitty captain sparks everywhere? I'm quite good at him, i picked him and this other shitty noob says "captn sprk looks col i might try him"
Next map im playing with him, he instalocks captain spark, so i go cheston and holy fuck. I'm fucking serious when i say this.
0 kills.
Twenty fucking three deaths.
No assists.

What the fuck is with these shitty captain sparks everywhere? I'm quite good at him, i picked him and this other shitty noob says "captn sprk looks col i might try him"
Next map im playing with him, he instalocks captain spark, so i go cheston and holy fuck. I'm fucking serious when i say this.
0 kills.
Twenty fucking three deaths.
No assists.

What's the most efficient way to take out fujibots? They're so annoying, fucking up my turrets and they're about as hard to kill as jackbots were in MNC.

Fujibots are fucking sponges, and unless you're playing something else than tank, gunner or cheston it isn't easy to kill them without help (I'm talking about early in the match)
But here is what you can do

Tank/Cheston/Gunner: just shoot it and (in the case of cheston) throw barrels
Assassin: Smoke bomb it and the proceed to rape it with your sword/kunai
Sparks: use your pistol
Assault: Any of his two weapons and the bomb skill works wonder
Karl: stunt him
Combat girl/Support: overclock your turrets
Veteran: stunt it with your secondary fire (when you have the primary wep out and press M2 he punches the ground)
Sniper/gunslinger: headshot

What the fuck is with these shitty captain sparks everywhere? I'm quite good at him, i picked him and this other shitty noob says "captn sprk looks col i might try him"
Next map im playing with him, he instalocks captain spark, so i go cheston and holy fuck. I'm fucking serious when i say this.
0 kills.
Twenty fucking three deaths.
No assists.