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Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!