Shit got fucked

So you may all be wondering: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ENDER WHERE WAS ZULU FOR 24 FUCKING HOURS??????

That's a very reasonable question. During the scheduled maintenance, something broke. I spent the better part of 12 hours attempting to fix it, but nothing seemed to work. In the end, we had to chalk it up to hardware failure with extremely shitty timing.

I've ordered a new motherboard for the server that should hopefully allow it to be connected via ethernet again, but for now, the server is running on a wireless connection.