Lindsay Lohan brought her cans to Cannes (Ha! Get it? I’m retarded.) along with her gal-pal Samantha Ronson. The two are rumored to be a couple and apparently were caught kissing on P. Diddy’s yacht. But it was more the “Aww, they’re so happy together” lesbian kiss than the “WOO-HOO! BUST OUT THE PUDDING!” lesbian kiss. I’m saddened in the pants. The Sun reports:

The snaps – taken at P DIDDY’S exclusive yacht party – will certainly add fuel to the fire of Internet bloggers who claim the pair are lesbian lovers. In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.
A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

I gotta admit; Lindsay is looking banging in these photos. While, on the other end of the spectrum, Samantha Ronson continues to look like Freddy Krueger’s lesbian kid sister. Frankly, I don’t know which one is more frightening: Freddy has claws on his hands and can kill you in your sleep. But Samanta makes big-breasted girls hate the penis – Yikes! *crawls under desk* Mommy.