Well , Sasquatch you say..? Yeap , I was hikin in the darker parts of them woods ! First thang , (sniff)....hmmm..? Wow , that is nasty.! so's I starts to explorin to find that putrid stench.! Then.....I heared somethin......(fart--grrrrr-pfffst)..!
? What thee hay were that.? I gits curious and starts a lookin for what might a made them sounds........? well , you knowed me , anything thang fur
A thrill.!

Yeap , I comed over this hill and to my suprize ......I seed somethin , yeap , big ole furry thang , Eeeek! Now , betwunxt me and you , his feet ain't all that (BIG) ,but he sure do stank...! Eeeeek.!

Well , Sasquatch you say..? Yeap , I was hikin in the darker parts of them woods ! First thang , (sniff)....hmmm..? Wow , that is nasty.! so's I starts to explorin to find that putrid stench.! Then.....I heared somethin......(fart--grrrrr-pfffst)..!
? What thee hay were that.? I gits curious and starts a lookin for what might a made them sounds........? well , you knowed me , anything thang fur
A thrill.!

Yeap , I comed over this hill and to my suprize ......I seed somethin , yeap , big ole furry thang , Eeeek! Now , betwunxt me and you , his feet ain't all that (BIG) ,but he sure do stank...! Eeeeek.!

So Dango, don't hold us in suspense! Exactly what was over that hill? A mirror?