The Vein Center of Pennsylvania

Spider veins look like nets on legs, which can convince the appendages that they're butterflies or babies who kept crawling away. Keep legs on a short leash with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a sclerotherapy package at The Vein Center of Pennsylvania in York (a $400 total value). The package includes:

Helmed by Dr. Nikhilesh Agarwal, The Vein Center of Pennsylvania treats spidery blood-carriers with vein-withering sclerotherapy. The 25-minute visits start with a comprehensive exam to determine whether problematic veins are spider, varicose, or coolant tubes from half-finished cyborg transformations. A battery of sclerotherapy injections tests which chemicals are the safest for fighting veins, before Dr. Agarwal injects the winning solution into doomed veins, causing them to collapse and disappear. Treatments require little to no downtime, allowing patients to quickly return to busy work schedules or constant backyard stakeouts to catch Amelia Earhart stealing the lawn flamingos. This is an introductory offer, complete treatment may require 4 to 6 additional sessions.