Full-Service Detailing from Voil'a for an SUV or Van

Washington DC

In a Nutshell

Full-service auto detail

Voil'a comes to you

Makes a great gift

Link to small cars below

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Aug 28, 2010. Amount paid never expires.May purchase as gifts. Must schedule appointment. Schedule subject to availability. Closed on Sundays. Gratuity not included.Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Voil'a Commercial & Residential Cleaning

If you’re always busy painting and re-painting your collection of rare model ships, you probably don’t have enough time to give your car a little TLC. Let Voil’a’s Mobile Car Salon detail your vehicle wherever it is (home, work, abandoned mineshaft, or anywhere else in the DC/Maryland/Virginia area). With today’s Groupon, you get half off full-service auto detailing at your doorstep. If you’ve got an SUV, pay just $87 (normally $175). If you roll around in a car, click here and pay only $77 for full-service detailing (normally $155).

Voil’a doesn’t use machinery—each wash and detailing is done by hand to get your car sparkly clean while avoiding any contribution to the inevitable robot uprising. With unparalleled attention to detail, Voil’a’s technicians get deep into every car-nook and auto-cranny with the following services:

Hand wash and wax

Carpet and upholstery vacuuming and shampooing

Dashboard/console, rims, and tires cleaned and treated

Leather seats cleaned and conditioned

Doors and door jams cleaned

Make your tires fit to tread the red carpet and your rims glint in the sun like the sparkling chrome teeth of the gnashing robotic threshers that will one day swallow our cities. All you have to do is tell Voil’a your car’s approximate location and they’ll be able to track it down using a compass, metal detector, and used copy of Nancy Drew novel The Secret of the Old Clock.

Reviews

As a small company Voil’a is new to the web, but here are some customer reviews they’ve shared with us:
> * Thanks Voila for a superb job on my vehicle. Your outstanding service is greatly appreciated. Every spot, smell and rim showed your attention to detail. You guys are definitely in my monthly bill budget. See you in 2 weeks and thanks again on a job well done. – Rhonda
> * I have a hectic schedule and the fact that Voila shows up at my door to service my car saves me time and lowers my stress. Voila even came to my beauty salon and I got my hair done and my car done at the same time. You can’t beat the convenience and the quality of service Voila provides. – Verna
> * Once again thanks for the great service. The guys were on time, polite, and did and excellent job. – Blair

The Inevitable Robot Uprising

At Voil’a, your car will get loving treatment that won’t go unnoticed when the machines finally gain self-awareness on September 17, 2010 and begin their epoch of iron reign. In fact, unlike portrayals in popular media, the rise of the robots won’t be all bad. Here are a few of the innovative changes we can expect from our mechanical brethren.