Pages

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Some funny on a thursday....

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the first man.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex."

"2" said the second man

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

1 comment:

About Me

I was born at an early age, and have since grown much more hair. I now live in Kenner, Louisiana with my lovely wife, two adorable step kids, two published novels, and a small annoying dog named after a large Japanese monster.

First book in the Jake Price Trilogy

Interdimensionally Yours, Jake Price- also available for the Kindle and the Nook!

Stalk me like a pro!

New Orleans by Gaslight

Look for my story "Twain, Tesla, and the Ghost of the Old Opera House"

Dreams of Steam III; Gadgets!

Look for my story "The Great Steamship Race"

Dreams of Steam II

Look for my short story "In Tesla's Court"

Walking the Dogs of Atlantis...

kid leashes: best idea ever.

About the blogs title:

I once met a man who insited that as time passes, your life force passes up the evolutionary scales... from dogs, to cats, to cows, to human. So, the cows of today were the cats of the middle ages, the cats of today were the dogs of rome, and so on. When I asked him where the humans of today came from, he proudly said to me, "We were the Dogs of Atlantis" and so we are.