"I am not Lorde, the New Zealand songstress, who is appearing on the [Other] Stage, I do apologise. But Emily Eavis if you are here, if you are watching and you are booking for Glastonbury 2019, then look no further.

"For I have grade eight piano from Sigma 9, and I am a dab hand at the drums – I'm just putting it out there. I am here because I intercepted an air transmission that said something cool was happening in Somerset, so I thought I had to see it for myself – I didn't know it was this cool, you guys rock!

"Then I thought to myself, why should the Pyramid Stage be the only place to have a guest appearance for a political leader?" – a reference to Jeremy Corbyn's appearance tomorrow (June 24).

"No, the Park Stage should have one too! So here I am, and I love Earth music, everything from Motorhead to Portishead to Radiohead to the Propellorheads… and Chris Rea!"

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He then noted: "It was only two weeks ago that I faced Theresa May… and the mainstream media would have you believe that she defeated me, 37,000 votes to 249.

"But look at her now!" he added, touching upon the Brexit negotiations. "Look at me now! At the Park Stage, who is the real winner?"

Lord Buckethead then joked: "With me we will bring back Ceefax! We will nationalise Adele, and we will bring all Radiohead albums into public ownership, with the possible exception of Hail to the Thief.

"So all I have to say is this, so many of your politicians on your planet – Donald Trump, Mrs May, Jacob Rees-Mogg. They're rubbish, and if it takes a spaceman in a shiny black suit to say something like that, then something must be wrong. But what's right is you."

Praising Glastonbury, he added when politicians get things wrong, "we shall royally take the piss", before introducing Sleaford Mods.

Tonight's music is topped off by a Pyramid Stage headline set from Radiohead, which begins at 9.30pm.

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