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Man and woman

Three men wanted to cross a river.They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength to cross the river."Suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river.The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me.So he knelt down and prayed, "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river."The man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river.So the last man also knelt down and prayed, "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river."