I keep trying to arrange those 5 words in a way that makes sense, but I just can't figure it out.

You have to add in the "For a Christian 90's Band" part.

That's a REALLY low bar.

Truth.

Where I went to college there were a LOT of very religious students who listened to nothing but christian rock. Everything from Steven Curtis Chapman to Tourniquet...all of it intolerable.

But, every once in a while, they would convert someone and convince them to get rid of all of their secular music. And there I'd be.

I grew up in a really fundamentalist household, so that stuff was as close to real music as I was allowed to listen to until college when I heard about five notes of a Pixies song and was rid of it forever.

I just have a mountainous amount of really useless knowledge about awful 1990s Christian Rock sitting in my head and nothing to do with it. Like the ability to quote lyrics to the most banal, horrendous DC Talk and Audio Adrenaline songs. My family once drove four hours to go see, I'm not making this up...PETRA.