If you lost your camera, jacket or dignity during New Year's Eve merriment, you are not alone. While ringing in 2013 as an honorary Englishman, Spencer Pratt lost his phone in London, to the dismay of wife Heidi Montag. However, with the dawn of 2013 came the discovery that the phone was nearby--you know, hidden beneath Heidi's lacy unmentionables. Crisis averted!

Speidi weren't the only ones with NYE stories to tell. While Jessica Lu of "Awkward" dealt with a food coma of the meat variety, Molly Tarlov addressed each year's most popular (and, usually unsuccessful) diet resolution. And though Snooki classed up her meatball mantra as a host of MTV's own New Year's Eve special, Deena supported fans who wanted to celebrate in classically sloppy fashion--as long as they did so safely.