People of GAG, what's the cheesiest pun you've said or heard lately?

Mine was when I said to tell a joke so I said,"I have some dog puns for this kind of occasion. But they are so RUFF you'll want to TERRIER self up apart from the inside out. That's kind of a HAIRY situation so I'll just put them on PAWS for now."

Naturally, I then immediately apologized for the awfulness of my joke.

So what is your cheesiest pun/joke?*braces self for answer about how their cheesiest pun is about pizza, but is too cheesy to tell*