Video Game Characters' Excuses for Our Terrible Playing

What if the characters in the games were forced to justify your lame gaming skills? What if your favorite character in a fighting game had to explain to the other fighters why he spent the entire tournament spamming a single combo? How would a soldier from Call of Duty justify his cheesy camping to his teammates? We may not care about our own reps when we play like jerks, but let's take a moment to consider how it affects those poor shmucks on-screen.