Lucky Zing!s

The beautiful, native American-designed University of North Dakota Sioux logo is gone! Accept the beautiful, new FSU logo and consider yourselves fortunate.

You’re right, a gator isn’t ugly, but a blue and orange one sure is.

How about getting the No. 1 college baseball team in the country some TV time with all the money we’ll save on the new “logo.”

I like it. It looks like Lee Corso to me.

Why can’t we have Renegade for our logo?

Quick, someone blame the new FSU logo on Obama.

I LOVE the new logo! Signed, Chief Nike Watchingmybottomline.

It’s time for the Board of Governors to step up and show some backbone regarding Sen. Thrasher’s engineering school move. If not, then what real purpose do they serve?

Florida must adopt Indiana’s new gun law allowing people to shoot “public servants” who enter a person’s property unlawfully. It’s OK to shoot police?

Wipers on? Lights on! It’s the law!

If wine can come in a paper carton why can’t paint? Maybe with a plastic spout and screw top? Just sayin’ …

Atta boy, Jeb, keep right on talking! We Democrats love it.

Jameis LOVES the new Seminole logo and wants us all to come together and be…consensual. Even if we don’t want it.

Tell me again why FAMU was entitled to a separate law school but FSU is not entitled to a separate engineering school? Sometimes we look hard to stir up discontent.

To the obviously uninformed Zinger….Waste of money? Tell that to the best and brightest at UF’s world class school of engineering!

I wonder if the designer of the new FSU logo will be paid. If so, dirty pool.

Simple solution. Use the new dyes, pigments, whatever and produce the old logo. Just change the production process. The colors may vary a little but that’s better than a complete change.

Hey Tallahassee drivers: headlights are not optional when it’s pouring rain. If your wiper blades are on, your headlights are on! And if you drive a silver or grey car, they should be on if there is a single cloud in the sky.

Show of hands – how many think Sen Thrasher wouldn’t bully the Board of Trustees or the Board of Governors if he were the next FSU President.

The proposed engineering school split was no surprise to FAMU. They just thought their “no” was law.

S E C ‘ya later.

Well, I’ll be a male child of a malicious, overbearing woman, this engineering school thing is turning out the bat-guano crazy people.

why does the US Weather Service have to such control over the television regarding inclement weather? Enough is enough!

I don’t have a problem with the new FSU logo. What I wont to know is when they will be buying all of the things I have now? Then I can buy new caps,shirts,cups,glasses,pictures etc. Ready to start shopping!

SEC football; SEC basketball; C ya!

The US is 17 Trillion in debt, congress has a 10% approval rating and this yoyo congressman wants a pay raise? The founding fathers are rolling over in their graves!

It seems coach Fisher is suffering early men – on -pause. One day the football team is fine then not so fine.

Seminole fans would you feel if you were blindsided by a change made behind the scenes that took away something you valued – now you have a sense of the dirty deed done to FAMU.

I wonder if China or India will allow me to pay “in country college tuition ” although I’ve never lived (legally or illegally) there so I can get my degree in engineering? I sure hope so.

If you voted to raise the vehicle registration fee in 2009 then take responsibility for your vote and defend it or admit your vote was a mistake but either way be accountable. But, please do not blame someone else for YOUR vote. Running from your vote may subject you to scorn.

How cute. All those kids & child advocates jumping thru the same “Legislative Children’s Week” hoops again this year, and STILL 80% of those they are trying to reach & teach could care less… They have no MONEY, you see…

Who says that crime doesn’t pay? I know a person who is fabulously wealthy and is able to buy anything he wants.

Pat Robertson is my favorite pathetic delusional out-to-lunch moron.

I approve the state legislature adding a corollary to the SYG law — It’s called “SOS” (Shoot On Sight).

I agree 100% with Rep. Undertaker that it is horrible to allow those poor folks seriously ill to have any access to any health care.

Latest reports say there are 20 million poverty-stricken children on food stamps — a perfect opportunity for Rep. Mortician and his ghoul friends to discontinue this program. Cheers! We’ll kill ‘em off!

The winning GOTP line-up for 2016: The Cuban nut case and his running mate, the Alaskan polar bear queen.

The U.S. State Dept. should issue a travel warning: Tell visitors that they an immediate threat should they visit “Shoot on Sight” Florida.

Recent quote from the Koch brothers and Walmart heirs: “The working class must be crushed to protect our oligarchy.”

The GOTP never met a poor or middle income person they didn’t love to tax to death!

Fluke frustrated from fear of financial flushing. Say that five times real fast.

Am I the only person who reads the Democrat’s UV Index? No matter the number, the text has been stuck on “High:…” for months!

If you think The Animals at FSU are classless now you must have long term memory loss from when they chanted from atop the dugout of the other for the entire game. Hut., hut, hut …….

It is not if FSU gets FAMU ‘s School of Pharmacy but how. Ala Putin or by Mississippi search warrant style.

I walked across the boarder once… he got angry and left without paying his last week’s rent.

Gas was about $1.80 a gallon when Obomber took office; now it’s nearly doubled. Hate to see what inflation would do to it! (Does using “hate” in this Zing! make me a racist?)

State worker unions, stop with the “six years since we got a raise” line already. You got a boost in 2013; many of us didn’t.

Every day I see bicyclists running STOP signs and red lights, passing on the right and other blatant violations. Time for TPD & LCSO to enforce traffic laws for them too.

Hey, dreaming Zing!er who wants a new restaurant without TVs and predominantly fried foods: there is one and it’s outstanding! It’s located at 123 Broad Street . . . in Thomasville.

Typically, Zing!er says “FAMU should be given the respect and credibility…” rather than earn it.

Burying future generations under massive debt is never the “right thing to do.”

With the higher postage rate, why do I have to still redirect misdirected mail from my mailbox?

I suppose Funt, Nobriga, Reed and Wilson would have no problem with a multi-million dollar grant to FSU from George Soros.

How did it come to be that Freedom of Religion now means “Religious Liberty” – that we all should follow hardcore conservative Christian beliefs and ways no matter how nonsensical, backward or oppressive?

Welcome to Florida, the Gunshine State, where you can shoot people and get away with it, thanks to state legislature.

The new FSU logo looks like a cross between Phillis Diller and Groucho Marx.

The truth is out there all right, but you sure won’t find it in the main stream media. If it’s all about the dollars and not about the good of the people, you will get what you deserve.

Ah, still so many zings vilifying the bad ole GOP and playing the class warfare game still. That is what the extremist would like for their lemmings to do for them while the continue to rob us blind.

Many thanks for the “My View” column written by four FSU students, exposing the millions of dollars given to the university by the sinister billionaires of Koch Industries. From now on, I hope FSU will only seek money from poor people.

Ever notice that Florida legislators work only to appease small groups of Reich-wing conspirators and contributors?

Is there no limit to the idiocy and level of hatred Scott and his mongrels have toward the low and middle income groups?

Mississippi passed a law banning abortions even if the pregnancy is the result of incest (well, as the GOP says, it’s a hobby the entire family can enjoy)

America’s enemy is not some abstract terrorist group. Rather, it’s the worst kind of wannabe emperors from within — like the Koch brothers.

It’s obvious that the Florida Elections Commission and the Secretary of State are nothing more than obedient agents of the GOP.

My feminine side is showing….you know, soft, caring, nurturing.

Observations from grocery store About half of all Americans get free food. But how do they cook it and feed themselves? I think we should have the legislature fund a new program that takes care of the entire meal problem. I’m certain that many of these folks have hands that do not know the path to their mouths.

Maybe the new logo should be a cinnamon roll. I two year old grandson thinks he is a Flawda Steak Cinnamon Roll.

I think the new FSU logo looks like he is saying We Surrender!!

Let the new FSU President make the decision on the new logo.

“Choice” in health care insurance boils down to having it or not.

It’s actually encouraging to see the anti-gunners going after gun pre-emption laws. It shows just how desperate they have become to get any traction with their goals at any level of government.

If you let water trickle from outside water faucets this past cold season as was advised, you should call the utility department, (891-4968) for a sewer service adjustment otherwise water used to prevent freezing, which did not go down the sewer, will be factored in to raise your sewerage charges all summer long. To think the city would automatically act in your behalf would be hilarious.

Spending limits in elections is to freedom of speech like freedom of the press is to those that have a press.

Solution: New feathers on old logo. Bada-Bing! Win-win! (And why didn’t they just ask me first?!)