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December 07, 2012

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 6-7 December 2012

In today's dispatches, more about Fitzpatrick fanboy Michael Lerman. Gabe Zolna shows up in comments at the Western Center for "Journalism" and shows himself to be quite a bit on the racist bigoted side. Joe Arpaio is starting to get back into parroting Jerome Corsi's lies again.

The Pest and eFail gives their spin on Walter Fitzpatrick's conviction. The faithful wonder why the GOP hasn't gone full metal birther yet. Dr. Orly goes into a manic phase as she longs for a January rally in Washington DC, gets told "no" by the California Supreme Court, whines that she's not getting anywhere close to the money Arpaio and Trump get, wants to know the going rate for a judge, and wants to know if she should stiff the courts.

Larry Klayman doesn't show up in Alabama, the case is dismissed, and he has a cow. Van Irion tries to redefine "abject failure". And Birther Report continues to become a Stormfront clone.

4 December - PDF of the rant by Fitzpatrick fanboy Michael Lerman to the Orange County (CA) Board of Supervisors here

Once again, Arpaio claims that he wanted to "clear" the President, yet the fact that the Maricopa CCCP ONLY used birthers and birther "experts" shows he's lying though his teeth. For that matter, the entire "investigation" was bought and paid for by Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi.

Arpaio is claiming the only reason why his claims haven't gotten any traction is that elected officials are scared that he's right, and so he can't get anyone to pay attention to him or take him seriously.. *rolls eyes* And he doesn't understand why Congress just won't have a hearing on the birthers claims and be done with it.

Hey Arpaio, if you're that sure of what your "investigators" found, why haven't you brought them up to your state Attorney General or to a Federal prosecutor??

Oh, right, because it wouldn't stand up in court, whereas Congress might be able to turn it into some media circus.

The only way the coverup will be unveiled is to march on Washington D.C. (District of Corruption) in mass and demand to be heard. A galvanized effort by Americans to insist that the Federal Government examine the evidence, expose the wrongdoing, and convict the guilty.

As soon as any discussion and debate becomes loud enough to be heard, the "Power Behind The Throne" manufactures an event to distract, confound, and bewilder citizens to draw their attention away from the issue at hand and on to something else.

Since it worked before, the same tactics are used again and again to silence the voice of the people. It is time for "We The People" to demand an end to the charade, and return to the principles that govern our republic, i.e, "The Constitution" (Original) and the "Bill of Rights" (Original.) Standup and shout!"

5 December - Part one of the Pest and eFail's and professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau's unique spin on Walter Fitzpatrick's trial and conviction.

"On Monday, December 3, Walter Francis Fitzpatrick, III was convicted by a Monroe County jury for “tampering with government records” after 7-8 minutes of deliberation. Assistant District Attorney Paul D. Rush presented the state’s case, but Judge Walter C. Kurtz did not allow Fitzpatrick’s attorney, Van Irion of Knoxville, to present a prepared defense for his client.

The same situation occurred when Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin had gone to court-martial after refusing to follow orders issued from Barack Hussein Obama, who has never proved his constitutional eligibility to serve as president and commander-in-chief. The judge in Lakin’s case, Col. Denise Lind, had denied Lakin discovery, stating that something on Obama’s original birth certificate might “embarrass” him. During Lakin’s court-martial, his defense attorney reportedly “broke him.”

Obama remains accused of identity fraud, forgery, and using a stolen Social Security number. "

"Fitzpatrick told The Post & Email following the trial that the judge spoke privately with the jury members after they had finished their deliberations, returned to the courtroom to give their verdict, and then left the courtroom. Fitzptarick has long contended that the charging documents in the case were forgeries and therefore invalid."

He's also said this about his court-martial documents. Hmmmmmm……..

"During Monday’s trial, Rush voiced his opposition to Fitzpatrick’s treason complaint against Barack Hussein Obama which Fitzpatrick had attempted to advance through the Monroe County grand jury more than three years ago. Fitzpatrick is not alone in his complaint; however. A former congressman, current state representative, former vice president Richard Cheney, well-known writer and former Justice Department attorney have also named Obama in the commission of treason. Many groups and organizations have called for Obama’s removal from office for numerous reasons which include aiding and abetting the enemy. Others are calling for his impeachment. Still others are attempting to discover whether or not he was ever constitutionally qualified to hold the office of president. "

"Will the members of Congress certify the votes of the Electoral College, or will they fulfill their oath of office to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic” and reject any Electoral College votes for Barack Obama?

I challenge the electors and Congressional representatives of each state to personally vet Barack Obama for eligibility under the Constitution, as I have done, and to cast their votes according to their findings. For the sake of all U.S. citizens, the vetting process should also be done publicly prior to the Electoral College meeting and joint session of Congress. Experts should be called to give testimony to prove or disprove Obama’s eligibility for office so that the electors, Congress, and all citizens of the United States can make an informed decision about Barack Obama’s Constitutional eligibility to take the oath of office in January 2013."

The reason for not vetting Obama at the the time was due to him being a negro therefore racialism being voiced by all of the coloreds. End of story. Called like it is. We do know that he does not qualify as a natural born citizen. Furthermore they need to check his DNA with that of Davis…"

Yes, Congress is the body that must "impeach" a "sitting President" …. However, since Obama is NOT a "sitting President", due to his being completely INELIGIBLE for that office - Obama CANNOT be "impeached" …… and he knows it.
The only options to remove the Usurper is his capture and hanging for the crimes of Piracy and Espionage."

They do like their "hanging" imagery, don't they? Almost like they long for their Grandpa's days when a Lynch mob would take care of any "darkie" who got "uppity" and "above themselves"…..

I've read that the "German's" are of the seed of "Gad," also from the tribe of Israel, so figure? Nonetheless, OBAMA 100% is the "ONLY" LEADER OF U.S. EVER PREDICTED TO RULE OVER U.S. & HE IS CALLED THE "FORBIDDEN FOREIGNER"(DEUTERONOMY 17:15) OR ONLY NON-ANGLO-SAXON EVER TO RULE OVER ANGLO-SAXONS OF THEIR OWN ACCORD! DUH? HE also HIT the JACKPOT because HE'S also the predicted "ANTI-CHRIST"(MARXIST) OVER U.S. OF REVELATION, CHAPTER 11. You figure, one woman began the biblical age of man & now a "GROUP" of women piled-on to END MAN'S AGE! Again, you figure?

Every person sitting in Congress who certified this in 08 is - guilty - of sedition, or a traitor.
And if ,, they do it again on December 17th of 2012, then they - all - need to be hung in the public squares of every city in this country.
Seems Congress is afraid of the blacks rioting. Yes they are violent and may very well happen.
But the alternative is far worse. How would they like red blooded Americans ,, rioting in the streets ??. maybe 160 million armed Americans ??.
Aww, that won't happen. No one cares enough anymore. It's d a m n certain Congress doesn't care … And for the record, a foreign national ,, can not legally ,, - declare martial law - .
The way I see it, everything he's done since day one ,, has been illegal. So much for the - Rule of Law - in this country."

"Wahhh! Where's my civil war!!!"

5 December - Part two of professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau's whine-fest about Walter Fitzpatrick's trial and conviction.

"Everywhere you look, there are crimes being committed, and I’m the one being prosecuted. The judge actually sentenced me to 11 months, 29 days in jail, but he said, “I’m willing to suspend that sentence to 20 days in the Monroe County, TN jail.” You can listen to it when you get the recording. The sentence includes supervised probation and community service; I’m not sure how long the probation is. Every time you go in, you have to have a drug test and pay for the session. "

Did you want some cheese with that whine?

You know Fitzpatrick, there's a very simply remedy that would insure you wouldn't be getting prosecuted.

Apraio whines that the media would rather pay attention to his inmate's pink underwear than his birther "investigation". Hmmm….maybe because your inmates actually DO wear pink underwear and such is factual, while the Maricopa CCCP "investigation" is a steaming pack of lies??

6 December - And we have video of Michael Lerman's spittle-flected tirade. (Posted by Arnie Rosner, what a surprise)

The snotty text-over in regards to the county counsel telling the Board of Supervisors that they have not been served is rather amusing. Someone that old shouldn't be stomping his metaphorical boot and going "it IS service! It is it is it IS!!!"

"I called Trump and forwarded all the documents to him, he did nothing, never donated 1 cent. He was willing to “donate’ to Obama’s charity 5 million, when he knew that Obama will not take his offer, that no money will come out of his pocket, but he never donated to me or anyone else, who is actually working on this issue.
I forwarded all the information to Arpaio as well. After collecting 7 million dollars Arpaio never filed a criminal complaint with either the District Attorney of Maricopa County to Attorney general of Arizona or FBI, he never complied with subpoenas and never showed up in court hearings to testify about his findings. Not only he did not help, he actually caused damage by making an agreement with investigator Mike Zullo and deportation officer John Sampson not to testify in court. Sampson admitted on the radio on Peter Boyles show that such agreement was made.

Please, tell Trump and Arpaio to put their money where their mouth is. Tell Trump to donate to my work. Tell Arpaio to file an actual criminal complaint or refund 7 million dollars that people donated to him believing that he is filing a criminal complaint"

"Me me it should have been MEEE!! They needed to give their money to MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!"

"ARE JUDGES BEING THREATENED OR BOUGHT? I DID NOT CAVE UNDER THREATS, JUDGES HAVE SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION,"

Actually the Secret Service doesn't have that duty. However, more and more judges are getting protection from law enforcement agencies, due to the "judicial terrorism" of the SovCit groups. Not to mention nut jobs like Dr. Orly calling them traitors and posting their contact info while urging their supporters to harass said judges…..

"SO THE REASONABLE EXPLANATION IS THAT THEY ARE BEING BOUGHT. THE ONLY REMAINING QUESTION IS FOR HOW MUCH? WHAT IS THE GOING RATE, THE PRICE FOR A CORRUPT JUDGE TO SELL HIS OWN COUNTRY AND WHAT SHOULD WE, THE CITIZENS DO ABOUT IT?
Posted on | December 6, 2012 "

Am I the only one that sounds like Dr. Orly is trying to find a judge she could, oh, BRIBE here??? And is she asking her supporters for donations to buy said judge???

Wow.

6 December - Over at Obama Ballot Challenge, Larry Klayman has a mad at Alabama for telling him no.

"More info, received later, from Larry Klayman:

He said the order is an outrage, with no reasoning. Judge referred to plaintiff as “Good Virgin. ” Will be appealed to Roy Moore’s (10 Commandment Judge) Supreme Court. Larry feels the nation would experience total collapse under Obama.

The judge allotted 15 mins for the oral argument for both sides

It will be appealed."

The funny part about Klayman's outrage? Seems he wasn't in the courtroom at all, nor did he call in by telephone. In effect, he BLEW OFF the hearing, and now his panties are in a knot because of the result.

Bed. Made. Lie.

I can see though were they're hoping Roy Moore ignores the law and does what they want. Ignoring Moore's past disrespect for the laws of this country and the US Constitution, the Alabama Justice who made some encouraging noise about past birther attempts is a protégé of Moore….

Of course, Moore doesn't get sworn in until the 14th of January. Are they going to wait until then to appeal?

6 December - Not surprisingly, Dr. Orly appeals Noonan v Bowen to the US Supreme Court. (malware and redirect warning)

"I AM FILING AN APPEAL OF NOONAN V BOIWEN WITH JUSTICE ANTHONY KENNEDY IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE US
Posted on | December 6, 2012"

And why does she think that the SCOTUS decision would be any different??

Hey Pige, how many times did the colonists go before the courts before they took matters into their own hands? The current administration is governing without the consent of the citizens and establishing a shadow government of czars that is direct conflict with the United States Constitution.
King George did the stamp act, OBlackie did Obamacare."

you mean the getto factory called Detroit? Between the crime rate in Chicago and Detroit Obama should be proud of the murder rate. It's close to the abortion rate and equates to the same thing. Less bro's on the public's dime. Keep up the great work on unemployment Bammykins, soon when the well runs dry, they'll be poplin' on each other!

"SHOULD I CANCEL THE CHECK FOR $710 GIVEN TO THE SUPREME COURT OF CA, AS THEY DID NOT PROVIDE HONEST SERVICE AND COMMITTED TREASON BY COVERING UP FORGED IDS AND A STOLEN SSN OF THE USURPER?
Posted on | December 7, 2012 "

Yes. Yes Dr. Orly, I think you should do just that. Tell the bank the cheque is canceled, and when the California Supreme Court comes to collect, tell them they're all traitors and they're not getting one cent from you because they told you no when you had "perfect standing". That will teach them to mess with you!!!

So what's the big news?? Another Carl Gallups video posted by "ppsimmons"

Basically Arpaio intends to continue to try and pimp this. And they're now calling Mike Zullo "Lt. Zullo", like he's an actual law enforcement officer rather than a posse member with a deputy dawg badge.

Couple interesting claims. Six investigators, two "independent document forensic laboratories" (gee, I wonder who those could be), a "bevy" of the usual "experts". And there's a claim of "new evidence" from "surprising and soon-to-be announced sources" (Betcha one of those "sources" is Monckton)

They're also pimping last weeks claim of "inside information" from a "confidential but highly knowledgeable source" with claims of a "huge push forward" in the next week. With a "uniquely qualified VIP who's announcement may end up on national and international television".

Unless they finally got Mitt Romney to go full metal birther, I really can't see who they can pull out here. Maybe Virgil Goode?

Come to think of it, Virgil Goode isn't a bad suspect. He's a third party presidential candidate, a birther, and is being represented by Larry Klayman, who is also an attorney for World Nut Daily - which has connections to the Western Center for "Journalism" and who pretty much has bankrolled the Maricopa CCCP dog and pony show.

I also suspect they're going to try and raise money that would supposedly go to harassing elected officials and electors.

Oh, and look in comments;

"Gabor Zolna says:

December 7, 2012 at 11:01 am
Wouldn’t that be wonderful if the truth about Obama’s eligibility came out and he was arrested and dragged out of the White House in handcuffs and a waist chain. Hopefully God will protect us from the evil that has been brought to America."

This unqualified, illegal, phony, lying, racist, bigot, half breed, foreign national, Muslim POTUS has the money and power backing to keep him I'm office for a long time. No mattere what he does or the crimes he has committed. He now considers us votes. After the electoral College elects him we will be know as his subjects!"

Don't you just love how he calls President Obama a "racist" and a "bigot", and calls him a "half-breed" and "Muslim"??? Irony much??

Well lets hope the electoral college care about America and do not make him the president since he really is not and never being. He is a fake and every one who is intelligent knows is. Lets hope that the military will march in a arrest his ass like they should and put him in prison or give him to Arpayo to put in his prison. That would be fun to watch."

Because nothing says "patriot" like a desire for an unconstitutional military coup……

7 December - Van Irion recounts a year of utter, abject failure. Except he can't exactly call it such.

"Frustrating Victories in 2012"

"Victories"???

"As 2012 winds down Liberty Legal Foundation reflects upon a year of frustrating victories, and active hostility from Federal Courts. In two major cases LLF presented arguments to the Supreme Court that positively influenced the Court’s rulings. In both cases LLF’s arguments were not being presented by any other party."

"Positively influenced the Court’s rulings"…..

"Unfortunately, in both cases, the Court went on to create new law in order to avoid the natural results of LLF’s otherwise winning arguments."

Oooookay……

"LLF filed an amicus brief in the Obamacare litigation last winter. With the exception of Senator Rand Paul, Liberty Legal Foundation was the only party to argue that Wickard v. Filburn should be overturned. Our brief went on to make further arguments and present overwhelming data showing that the Court’s 1942 Ruling in Wickard directly caused exponential growth in federal spending and loss of freedom. See our brief at our website. We argued that Obamacare’s individual mandate is simply the latest example of federal abuse of authority under the “commerce clause,” as expanded by the Wickard ruling.

On June 30 the Court agreed that the individual mandate is beyond the scope of Congressional authority, even when considering the extremely broad Wickard Standard. Unfortunately the Court then redefined the individual mandate as a tax. "

Doesn't sound like making new law to me. Sounds more like you're upset you lost.

"We are proud of the fact that in both the Obamacare litigation and the immigration litigation the Court’s rulings reflect agreement with LLF’s arguments. We are also frustrated that in both cases the Court changed the rules, making both situations much worse. "

So you're saying the court AGREED with you, but ruled against you anyway??

Delusional much?

Oh, and send money.

"We at LLF will continue to work for Constitutional government and shine a light on federal corruption. But we need your help more than ever. As 2012 comes to a close, please remember LLF in your year-end giving."

So dig deep. Van Irion needs a new pair of shoes.

Mind you, he doesn't talk about his failed "can't fail" birther lawsuits, his loss to an empty chair, or his sanctions in Tennessee.

Well, he does mention the last one. In the sidebar.

"This week the federal court in Memphis Tennessee finalized its order sanctioning LLF’s lead attorney Van Irion. The court fined Van more than $10,000 for defending the Constitution."

No, it sanctioned you $10,000 for wasting the courts time and lying to it.

"The court mistakenly claimed that LLF’s eligibility challenge against Obama was identical to dozens of other lawsuits filed against Obama."

Maybe because it was?

"However, the court’s order sanctioning Van could not cite a single case that was legally identical to the one filed by LLF."

You're right, they didn't cite a single case. There was at least four or five cases on that cite string.

"LLF will be appealing the courts sanctions to the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals."

I say let them riot, they won’t have Obama to funnel military grade weapons to them, as he has done in both Libya and Syria, so it won’t be that difficult for our Military to take care of any of the rioters. I say we should be so lucky to have that problem, if and when Obama is removed from office. The blacks make up a very small portion of American’s, and we can’t allow the few, to intimidate the many. I say bring it on!"

To Gabor Zoolna
And that would be great, Blacks are, by nature, cowards, and if we stop pampering them and start lynching those that will not be civilized, it won’t be l;ong before history repeats itself, and we can run the wetbacks off, and put theblacks back in the plantation, where they will be under control."

obama is not a legal potus – therefore he cannot be impeached as the potus. He is a usurper that has broken the law by feloniously producing a forged colb, selective service certification and is using a SS# that has been issued to someone else. The people need to conduct a citizens arrest and frog hop him out in cuffs and chains."

If this is true, the American people have a right to demand he be taken out! If he is taken out, Biden does not become president. The election was illegal, therefore, does not count. I would imagine that Romney would become president. If not him, then Speaker Of The House is next in line. So in this case it is a win, win for America. Yes, we will have some trouble, MAYBE, how do you think the blacks will feel knowing that the people honestly elected him to office, twice, but he could not be honest, he lied his a$$ off and now will go down in history as the first black president ever elected but blew it with lies! He will be a very big embarrasment to them all through out history of this world. Our military can handle any riots and will not allow DC to be destroyed. This is not a small thing, the effects of this distorted presidency will be major to straighten out. Just think about all the Executive orders, laws, financial decisions, the Cazars and the mess that he has helped create in the middle East. People have been killed because of his mishandling of a position he was not qualified to be in and decisions he made illegally in Americas name in foreign countries that effected people lives.There is no way this farce can be allowed to continue.There could end up being international charges taken against America for his actions. This is a very serious situation and if the world does not see us handle this properly and quickly there is no telling what will happen and what America will be held responsible for. He has not been sworn in for a 2nd term yet, thank God. America is already the laughing stock of the world and has lost respect of the leaders. Can you imagine what it would be like if he is not stopped."

…he was therefore never eligible to run for President; that he was then never never legally sworn in, so impeachment is not in order. SO…he is impersonating a military officer (Commander in Chief) and that is punishable under military law. I think the SEALS should arrest him, under the NDAA (allows the military to detain suspects INDEFINITELY without charge or trial) and try him for treason (selling arms to enemy countries/crime organizations), impersonating an officer, falsifying government documents (birth vert, ss card, his passport) in a military tribunal. I think it would be a good test for that part of the NDAA, don’t you?"

"I WANT MY MILITARY COUP!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

7 November - In the wake of the Western Center for "Journalism" breathtaking announcement that yes, Joe Arpaio will continue to be Jerome Corsi's fluffer, the people at Birther Report have an outbreak of anydaynowitis.

I'm repeating myself but why isn't it perfectly proper for Romney, Trump, Arpaio, FOX, or any citizens to ask the FBI to review the BC? Or is there a forensics lab above reproach? "FBI, do your job," might be a nice campaign.

Why is the public left discussing something fairly technical? We just get confusion.

Also, the people questioning the BC should boil it to to the most glaring 4-6 flaws and focus on those. Force the FBI to address each of these. Even one makes the case. When they're checking counterfeit $50's, all they need is one thing not right. ."

The mayan calendar ends on dec 21st 2012. IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW. Obama will use this to destroy the country and blame it on the mayans. We don't have any time to wait. What don't you people understand about that???"

If you don't believe obama will destroy the country and blame it on the mayans search denver airport mayan tablets. You people are stupid idiots if you think obama will not use that day to his advantage. IT MUST HAPPEN NOW!!!"