Welcome to the
Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub! I'm your host, zer0. As
its
name implies, this site is an homage to Francis E. Dec, Esquire.
An ex-lawyer
from
Hempstead, NY, and likely a sufferer of
schizophrenia, Dec's
claim to fame
is
his penning of the many rants which he mass-mailed to
random people and
media all over the world for several decades. These rants
contain one of the
most
surreal
worldviews ever conceived by mortal man,
equally amazing and
amusing in its utter madness!
If you
came to this page from an outside link, I'd
recommend checking out
the disclaimer before you do anything else, as most
of Dec's rants can also
safely be categorized as being incredibly offensive!

This site is your chance to experience
the
outsider art of Dec's writings for yourself. Writings
which,
were it possible to distil pure insanity into a 120% proof concoction,
would likely still be twice
as crazy!
To counteract the confusion his work tends
to create in most people new to it (see
picture on the right), I have taken
it upon
myself to not only transcribe Dec's writings
but also to illustrate them, as
it isreally
difficult
to make any sense of Mr. Dec without an illustrated transcript. Head on over
to the page containing Dec's rants to check
out the results!
Be repulsed by the hatred!
Tremble at the paranoia! Laugh at
the
unintentional comedy! For
your listening pleasure, the rants
also feature audio dramatizations. Some
of these were made in the 1980s by
Boyd "Doc on the ROQ" Britton, while some
were recorded more recently by other
people. Be sure to check them out!

ABOVE: A portion of one of Dec's many
rants.
Click for a bigger picture!

Use the links at the top of each page to get around and check
out various sections of this web site!The Official Francis E. Dec Fanclub is unique in that it
offers never before published rants
by Mr.
Dec, available through the rants section! It
also offers previously unknown biographical information
on
the man, readable via theofficial timeline
of events in Dec's life! If you're brand new to Mr. Dec,
you
may want to check out the FAQ
before you do anything else. The Fanclub also features an
encyclopedia of schizophrenic phrases
that turn up frequently in Dec's letters. And please feel free
to
comment in the forum
or check out how you can contribute to this
page; I'd love that! If you're a
big fan
of Francis, why not
join the Fanclub as well? It's 100% free of charge!
Decologists
of the world, unite!!

~ This web
site is dedicated to the memory of Steven Dhuey
(1959-2010) ~
You will be sadly missed by us all.