->''"I'm not positive, but I think Creator/BasRutten has made the first self defense instructional video for [[TheHeavy the bad guy.]] Which is troubling news because it's [[RealityEnsues much, much better than the ones for the good guy]]:"''\\\'''Bas Rutten''': He goes to shake your hand, BADABAM you [[SlashedThroat slash his throat]] with a knife... SLOSH SLOSH you [[BloodLust warm your penis in da wound]], den BAM go for da knee strike to da liver. [[LudicrousGibs SPLAT POODA BING]] he's ''done''.-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/#ixzz33Rc1WiHd "5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen to)"]]

->'''Chris''': I will say, the part where Deadpool uses Cyclops powers, and inexplicably starts blasting [[GroinAttack directly at Wolverine’s penis]]? That’s definitely something Deadpool would do.\\'''Matt:''' Not even so much out of malice as much as just curiosity. He’d want to know how long it takes to grow back.-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-origins-wolverine-2009-part-o/ on]] ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''

->'''Terry:''' (knees the Joker in the groin)\\'''Joker:''' What are you doing?!\\'''Terry:''' Fighting dirty.\\'''Joker:''' The ''real'' Batman would never-\\'''Terry:''' (wrenches Joker's arm) Told ya you didn't know me.-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond: Return of the Joker''

-> hmf. Iz ''still cheating''. But in der ''goot'' vay!-->--'''General Zog''', commenting on General Khrizhan in "Jäger Generals [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120518 fight as well as they dress]]" mini-arc, ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''.

-> You show me a man with pride, and I'll show you a man with limited options.-->--'''Reese''', ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle''