im just a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

i am currently living in Missouri, the only problem is nobody here seems to know what

anime is, or what writing is for that matter.

im an unkown author who writes non-stop about Naruto, but maybe i might grow out of it and write about

other things.

about me

age- ? cough cough

sex- female

sexuality- bi

hair color- blonde

skin tone- pale

eye color- blue

wieght- 132 pounds

hieght- 5'9

im pretty sure thats all you need to know XD

some of my dislikes are- people who are annoying, talkative, and mean. wow i feel like a hipocrite.

some of my likes are- people who will listen to my nonstop voice, nice people, and food.

now unto my wonderful pairings list

1. Itasaku (naruto)

2. sasusaku (naruto)

3. Itatema (Naruto)

4. Ulquihime (bleach)

5 Ichihime (bleach)

6. gaasaku (naruto)

7. SasuKarin (Naruto)

and ill read every other couple too XD

except- sasuhina, Ichiruki, narusaku, kisasaku, and nejihina.

do not read this next part please.

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

latest news-

im getting pissed at Karin haterz! she rocks! honestly, she is a great character its just she is too fangirly. she expresses her ideas and minds, and is a highly intelligent ninja.

gosh people!

RANDOM TESTS

Naruto test

CharactersFavorite: Sakura, Karin, Itachi, TemariLeast favorite: HinataCrush: ItachiFavorite girl: Sakura or KarinFavorite boy: SasukeFavorite Kage: Gaara!Favorite villian: Ummmm... does Pein count?Least Favorite Villian: Orochimaru. He is such a pedofile!Person most like you: Temari, i have the same haircut hair color and eye color, and i can get mean when i need to be.What you think of Choji: He makes me laughWhat do you think of Ino: God she’s a whore i mean Sasuke, or Sai? pick one bitch..What do you thik of Sasuke: he’s hot! he needs to get with Karin or Sakura.What do you think of Lee: Omg! I love his personality..

What do you think of Neji: He’s smexy.What do you think ofNaruto: he needs to die..What do think of Oro: CREEEEEEEPYWhat do you think of Sakura: She’s awesome.What do you think of Hinata: She’s waaay overated people, i mean she is a flat chested, weak, dumbass...Ino or Sakura: Sakura all the way, that bitch wishes she could compare to Sakura.Kiba or Shikamaru: Kiba is so hot!Neji or Lee: Neji, I like him :3Tenten or Temari: Temari, she’s so hot and cool, and TenTen sucks.Naruto or Saskue: Sasuke, Naruto is an ass.Gai or Kakashi: Kakashi, he’s sexy.Hinata or Hanabi: Hanabi.Sasuke or Itachi: Itachi, he is so damn hotSharingon or Byakugon: Sharingan all the way.Mind or shadow control: MindFire or Water: Fire.. muhahahahaAir or Earth: Earth.Favorite Element: FireSummon frog, snake, or snail: Snake.Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: GenJutsu.Weapon: I love Suigetsu’s blade, aka Zabuza blade XDChidori or Reasagon: Chidori!Shadow clone or Transformation: Transformation!Who should Naruto be with: Sakura.Sakura: everybodySasuke: Sakura, or KarinIno: ChoujiChoji: InoShikamaru: TemariKiba: Hinata!Hinata: Kiba!Shino: HinataNeji: eh..Lee: TenTenTenten: LeeAre Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke? Yeah, Sakura loves him and always will which is really loyal and Ino’s so stupid she’s trying to find someone who looks like Sasuke (aka Sai) because she knows he’s totally never going to be into her.Best Sensei: Kakashi he is hotShould Sasuke die: …Maybe, like can he die then come back to life because I’m not really sure.Which girl looks better post-timeskip: Ino got way better.What girl looks worst post-timeskip: Hinata...

What guy looks best post-timeskip: Sasuke.

Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: Lee, he looks the same pretty much!

What's the best episode: Uh I don’t know the number but the Itachi Vs. Sasuke Episodes were awesome!What's the worst: When Itachi died.Funniest: The one where Naruto, Choji and Sakura became ramen cookers! Cute!Wierdest: The one where Lee was all ‘Sakura be my girlfriend!’ Lame.Do Fillers suck: I’m not sureDubs or orginal: OriginalAnime or Manga: AnimeFavorite manga chapter: ?Least: Hmmm The one where they’re on their way to save Gaara from Akatsuki, pretty boring.Have you seen the movies: Duh.Are you a Narutard: laughs Haven’t you been reading? Of course I am!Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: No but I really want to and I would dress as Temari, i love her.

If not, do you want to, and as who: Karin and if not her then Juugo or Suigetsu (I love Team Snake, even Karin)Do you own any Naruto items: wow.. i actually dont.HAve you read every manga: yeah.Have you watched every anime: No shit, these two questions should be at the top.Was this quiz troublesome: yeah.. XDDid you understand that "joke": Yeah, whoever doesn’t is an idiot…or never seen the show!

A test to prove how much blonde you are:

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.XGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.x You have ran into a glass/screen door.x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.You have ran into a tree.It IS possible to lick your elbowYou just tried to lick your elbow.XYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.x You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get itx You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twicex You just looked at it.x Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.People have called you slow.x You have accidentally caught something on fireYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.You have caught yourself drooling.You’ve fallen asleep in classIf someone says “fart” you laugh.You just laughed.Sometimes you just stop thinkingYou tell a story and forget what you were talking aboutPeople are often shaking their heads and walking away from youx You are often told to use your “inside voice”.You use your fingers to do simple math.You have eaten a bug.x You are taking this test when you should be doing something importantYou have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize itYou’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocketYou sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.You break a lot of things.Your friends know not to use big words around youYou sometimes tilt your head when you’re confusedYou have fallen out of your chair before

X When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

I got 14.

more random stuff

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ROMANIAN, so I MUST be gypsy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.(I'm really not like that)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm ROMANIAN, so I must be a thief.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK, so I MUST be hungover 24/7

I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted girl.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST drink MILK.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I hate my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have A LOT of CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I love CHOCOLATE and SWEETS, so I MUST be a FAT.

more stuff -_-

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS

Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]

And as his brother loved him deep into the mattress, deeper into himself, Sasuke hoped his father could see them... And Sasuke wondered, Are you proud now father? ItaSasu Uchihacest AU, warnings inside.

Sakura and S-rank criminal Uchiha Itachi accidentally switch bodies due to a mishap in a battle. Will they destroy each other, or will this bring them closer together? SakuraxItachi, rated M for POSSIBLE later lemons. Slight humor.

For dark1408 AUOOC SasuSaku - From Konoha Private HS to Oto Public HS. Sakura is labeled as Konoha Princess by the students of Oto - not as a term of endearment but sheer mockery. "I need a freakin' Prince in this hell hole!" "Hn. Will a Knight do?"

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

MadaraxSakura. Who was that woman? Madara’s dark eyes roved over the pink haired beauty. Sakura’s hair glittered ethereal pink in the light breeze. One thing he did know for certain, he wanted her. R&R! Heavy lemons.

Just a week into high school and already Sakura's running with the cool kids who belong in the 'gang' called the Akatsuki. How will it effect her current relationships, her friends, and most importantly, herself? Au. Sakura-centric.

The Vampire Pein and his brothers, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Kisame band together to buy a birthday present for their hated little brother, Sasori. Sadly, Deidara is chosen as a pet. Poor him. It's a shame Sasori, under all his silence, loves rough bondage! RAPE!

Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!

Sakura is sentenced to death after unintentionally killing a fellow ANBU member. Betrayed by her friends and her village, Sakura escapes and becomes a missing-nin, only to be found by Tobi. Tobi x Sakura

Sasuke and his team have been captured and are in Konoha's top security jail, Everything is fine until Sakura starts receiving letters from Suigetsu and Jugo about Sasuke...What's up with him and will Sakura help?

/SasuSaku/ He would have wanted to kill them. He would have wanted to kill her. But the memories that reflected in his mind made the task impossible. And now he was finding himself helping the people he was intending to kill in the first place.

“I suppose this is the part where you tell me the story of how your love turn to hatred and you strove to overtake me,” he states blandly, as she stands behind him, kunai to his throat. These are the tatters of his bonds twisting around his neck. Choking.

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

The Suna Luxury Resort, "when you're with friends, the days aren't so hot and the night's aren't so cold" but Sakura would soon find out that there were a couple things they forgot to mention in the brochure. AU GaaSaku.

Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Sakura, Itachi and Madara are trapped in their van during a storm while traveling across Europe. With no cell service what madness will be born?"Let's play Truth or Dare!""I'm amazed you know that song still," she said, giving him a weird look. From Poll

[AU] It took the rosette haired beauty little more than a month to easily work her way to the top of the fashion world. On her own personal mission, she encounters one of the most enigmatic men of her life...KakaSaku

Just for fun. AU Sakura-centric! 'What is it? Like some sort of ask Sakura day? I’m trying to study dammit' Because we all hate being bothered in the middle of a moment. Small bit of SASUSAKU .. T 4 Language

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

She swore she would not die before she could claim vengeance. She would kill them all…and she would make sure her brother suffered the most …by taking away everything he ever loved. Because in the end, no one had loved her. \Azula talking\ Zutara

“Do you suffer from the delusion that you and Sasuke are not criminals?” His breath tickled her ear as he whispered, “Sakura... you are.” Sakura is haunted by nightmares. Can she keep them from becoming a reality, and bring him back? ItaSaku, SasuSaku

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

In a political bargain, Temari ends up married to Itachi. At first Temari avoids him, but in the end she comes around. Their relationship blossoms, but where will it take them? ItachiXTemari primary, GaaraXSakura secondary, and some others mentioned.

FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse