Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I have to admit, I've never been hit on by building before...You're tall, and beautiful, I'll admit...But I'm pretty happy at home...I don't think this could work.

Lady, you are BAD.And I'm over here trying to be good!!What's your name?

Not much for small talk, huh...I like that.Actually, my wife and I DO have an understanding.She goes to the mall all the time, and pretends like it's nothing.Me, I just want to feel like I'm being listened to.

LOL Yes, I know, but if I do that, then it's just pretty much giving in isn't it?

Look. It's only my willpower that's keeping this from happening right now, you know?If you really like me, could you just ease up a bit, and help me through this?

Oh wow...I can't take this anymore...I've got to get out of here...Do...you...maybe want to come with me?Oh. Oh, right.

Look...I can't do this. It's not you, it's me.Just let me go, please? It's better for both of us.Maybe...I'll just hang on to your number, ok?

Oh...and where's your food court?

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To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded.- Emerson