Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML

Blame her because it was obvious that it would be too loud for the child - what was she thinking? And of course the OP deserved it, because it was obvious that it would be too loud for the child - why didn't he explain this to his gf?

At least they are a well-matched couple, what with both of them being morons.

Thats why its more painful... Just to clarify when your hearing is fully developed it means that you can hear more. As you get older you lose some of your ability to hear therefore it is more painful for a younger person. Also small children don't handle pain as well as adults.

I hope the kid's dad had some brains, because his mom sounds like an idiot for wanting to bring a two-year-old to a rock concert. You are a moron for saying it would be "no problem." Jesus, I know what it's like to be desperate to get into a girl's pants, but you're an embarrassment to our gender!

If the two of you get together, you should get a vasectomy and she should have her tubes tied, otherwise you will be starting a race of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging fools.

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