Black guy: "The only person whose gonna kill me is me!"
White Guys:"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Black guy: "What's stupider, the man pointing the gun at himself or the men pointing guns at the man pointing a gun at himself?"
White Guys: *Lower's their gun*
Black Guy: *Shoot all of them and gets away*
hfw after

He actually starts pretending to be kidnapping himself
"No one moves or the ****** gets it!"
and one of the white guys shouts, "hes just crazy enough to do it!"
and he drags himself over to the sherifs office and pulls himself inside screaming "Oh lordy please help me!"