Fail. If you’re going to get a game tattoo, why not make it something meaningful? If you’re into RPGs or adventure games, why not get something from Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or Zelda? Hmm? Some cartoony character classes? A slime? The Triforce?

I would make a G-Man inspired politically-charged quote, but my rapist wit has grown somewhat dull. Okay, okay. I never played Half Life so I have no idea what the fuck G-Man even sounds like. But I did recognize him, largely in part to having seen him in a million different internet memes, and his resemblance to US Speaker of the House John Boehner is hilarious.