[00:13:19] Podge: put that as requirement to clan, must be under 18 then winky face[00:13:25] Very: xdd[00:13:36] Payno: must be under 18 and low on self esteem[00:13:39] FraRPetO: payno prefers 15 and under[00:14:05] saleh: ken left hwd cuz he got old[00:14:07] RM 11: dx[00:14:21] FraRPetO: he got kicked[00:14:31] Payno: The Rebellion: Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

[15:28:17] Nick/LP: tbh bebo, i didnt find you guys laggy, apart from bella, he laged so badly, not only he teleported several times,but he also flinched a clear headshot which was 1m distance ...srsly wtf man???

[16:35:08] Atti|Ryan: nothing worse than watching a movie and you need to pee bad[16:35:34] Payno: i never saw the end of lord of the rings because i needed to pee and it gave me a nosebleed[16:36:01] Zoli: :O[16:36:41] Atti|Ryan: the film or the pee?[16:36:54] Atti|Ryan: gave you a nosebleed[16:36:59] Payno: the pee[16:37:03] Payno: maybe it was the film[16:37:03] Atti|Ryan: xD[16:37:09] Atti|Ryan: intense film and piss combo[16:37:14] Payno: either way i was bleeding and about to piss myself[16:37:38] Zoli: [16:38:07] Zoli: lord of the rings was pain in the ass[16:38:21] Zoli: i didnt know its that long[16:38:21] Payno: everyone had to stand up to let me out[16:38:33] Payno: there was blood dripping down my face and shirt[16:38:39] Atti|Ryan: holding your crotch and nose[16:38:53] Payno: was worried that i was going to start pissing everywhere aswell[16:39:03] Zoli: looooooooooool[16:39:50] Payno: im sure tonight will go better

[14:16:35] Max:nathan, did you get your results?[14:16:40] Nathan: yes[14:16:43] Nathan: failed[14:16:46] Nathan: everything[14:16:48] Max: all?[14:16:55] Nathan: unmarked in english and maths[14:16:59] Nathan: rest were d's[14:17:10] Max: what was your highest mark?[14:17:23] Nathan: c lol[14:17:30] Max: in what?[14:17:33] Jon: ....[14:17:34] Jon: FYL[14:17:43] Nathan: core science[14:17:52] Max: thats a pass[14:17:58] Nathan: i passed functional skills[14:18:01] Nathan: maths and english l2 tho[14:18:02] Max: lol[14:18:21] Nathan: d is still gsce grade tho[14:18:22] Max: what's functional skills?[14:18:43] Nathan: like maths/english in the buisness/real word[14:18:47] Nathan: scenarios like letters etc[14:18:52] Nathan: complaints[14:18:53] Nathan: lol[14:19:05] Max: c and above is a "pass"[14:19:09] Nathan: i told my mum i got A*'s and A's and she's throwing a pizza party[14:19:12] Nathan: no any grade is pass[14:19:18] Max: you didn't[14:19:34] Nathan: yes i did?[14:19:46] Max: you told her you got As?[14:19:51] Nathan: yes[14:19:53] Max: why?[14:20:19] Nathan: don't want to dissapoint her..[14:20:36] Max: so why didn't you try a bit harder then?[14:20:47] Max: she'll find out one day[14:21:11] Nathan: it's physically impossible for me to revise and i tried as hard as i could[14:21:13] Nathan: and why will she[14:21:35] Max: didn't she ask to see the paper?[14:21:48] Nathan: no she believed my word[14:21:50] Max: [14:20] Nathan: <<< it's physically impossible for me to revise and i tried as hard as i couldbullshit[14:22:08] Max: this is a bit like those fake bags you sell[14:22:29] Max: I hope you can get away with it for a while but you won't forever[14:22:37] Max: you should try telling the truth[14:22:40] Nathan: w.e atleast im going college[14:22:49] Max: 6th form college?[14:22:55] Nathan: no[14:22:59] Max: what college?[14:23:16] Nathan: http://www.zenos.com/[14:23:22] Max: All these lies will catch up with you[14:23:37] Max: I thought you were going to put mcdonald's college then[14:23:44] Nathan: lol? why would i lie about going college[14:23:52] Nathan: ask chris c he knows im going there[14:24:01] Max: I don't mean that[14:24:16] Max: That's an apprenticeship college[14:24:30] Max: what are you going to do?[14:24:40] Nathan: computing[14:24:46] Nathan: u get £100 a week[14:24:56] Max: from the governemnt?[14:25:13] Nathan: for the course all apprenticehsip pay[14:25:32] Max: oh right, because you should be working and learning[14:25:45] Max: be a plumber, there's more money in it[14:25:57] Nathan: ino nothing about plumbing[14:26:08] Max: you'd learn it on an apprenticeship[14:26:13] Max: water and pipes[14:26:24] Nathan: why don't u[14:26:39] Max: because I cba[14:27:01] Max: I have a job anyway[14:27:08] Nathan: same[14:27:09] Max: why don't you keep on selling those bags[14:27:17] Nathan: i am[14:27:20] Nathan: want to buy one?[14:27:25] Max: not really[14:27:30] Nathan: wy[14:27:38] Max: because they're fake[14:27:43] Nathan: no they're not[14:27:59] Nathan: £70 for a gucci backpack[14:28:00] Max: coming from you I'm sticking with what I said[14:28:06] Nathan: loool[14:28:10] Nathan: no-one else knows that tho[14:28:18] Max: someone will[14:28:25] Nathan: u can't tel[14:28:28] Max: selling on ebay?[14:28:39] Max: what's your account?[14:28:40] Nathan: sometimes if i can't make a sale over here[14:28:47] Nathan: lol im not saying u will report me[14:28:59] Max: not so dumb after all[14:30:05] Nathan: im not dumb[14:30:07] Nathan: jus lazy[14:31:22] Max: no, you're lazy and stupid and dishonest[14:31:40] Max: go and tell your mum the truth[14:35:34] Max: and appologise to jon too[14:36:18] Nathan: why should i tell her the truth if she doesn't need to know[14:36:47] Max: you have to look deep inside yourself to find the answer to that[14:38:18] Nathan: lol?[14:39:43] Zoli: