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Salomon's Conspiracy One-Piece Suit blew minds when it launched last season, and it returns for 2008/09 for a second assault on your medulla oblongata. Go ahead and call it a fart bag or a fruit suit. That's right: laugh it up, sucka. Fact is, we'll be chuckling all the way to the peak while you point, giggle, and shiver your jewels off on the lift. There is nothing-repeat, nothing-as comfortable, toasty and care-free on a dump day as a one-piece, and the Conspiracy ranks among the best in recent designs. Crafted entirely from 20K/20K-rated three-layer ClimaPRO fabric, it has pockets and vents for days, a loose, mobility-enhancing fit, and enough ridiculous purple steeze to start a nearly endless stream of uninvited commentary. The only prerequisites for wearing it are a healthy dose of kiss-my-ass attitude and the ability to throw down like a bad mother.

This is no theory. The Salomon Conspiracy One Piece forms an impenetrable shield against snow and harsh weather, covering your entire body in waterproof, breathable baller status. Whether dropping cliffs like Mike Master D Douglas, or spinning in the park like an airborne DJ Spooky, the Conspiracy One Piece will never give cold breezes the nod or invite a powder parade into your lumbar region. Pockets galore store your sandwich collection, and three-ply ClimaPRO fabric breathes like a perverted prank-caller.