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Social Media Giant Acquires Noisy Little Monkey

As the end of the financial year has come to a close, the team here at NLM towers have some very exciting news to share with you all.

As of 12:00pm today Noisy Little Monkey is under new management. We’ve been working on some hefty and impressive projects recently and as result have been making some big waves in the world of search and social media, naturally it comes as no surprise that another agency or business would then see NLM as a sound, safe and profitable investment.

Who has purchased Noisy Little Monkey?

Facebook. Facebook bought NLM.

Fresh off the back of FB’s acquisition of Oculus VR, the social media giant has branched out further by vertically integrating and expanding their social media network by acquiring a social media agency, us.

Facebook are keen to change the NLM branding

How much is the deal worth?

Mark Zuckerberg himself personally offered Nic and Jon an undisclosed sum, a percentage of which was made up of shares and stock in Facebook.

I’m not at liberty to disclose the amount offered in the deal for legal reasons, I can say that every member of the team now owns their own private island in the Seychelles, while I myself have bought a purple unicorn named Phillip who farts rainbows.

April fools…

A man can dream...

Of course this is clearly an April Fools joke but, actually our Aardman neighbours just got bought by twitter! Congrats Second Sync!