Paris Hilton Debuts As A DJ, We’re … Speechless, But Deadmau5 Isn’t!

It happened, guys. After creeping into the EDM sphere last year and swanning into a relationship with “superstar” Afrojack en route — Paris Hilton finally got her wish and made her debut as a DJ. This happened at Sao Paulo, Brazil’s Pop Music Festival over the weekend and she wore a puzzling black and sequined basque with fingerless gloves and bedazzled headphones for the occasion. Of course she did. She also “played” her new track with Afrojack, Last Night but accidentally cuedRihanna‘s We Found Love, in the beginning, and tried to cover it up by singing. By singing badly, we mean. Of course she did. OF COURSE, she did. Watch it here at your own risk.

Sorry, guys. A little protective about electronic music and while we don’t want to bash someone’s effort, her set was … not very good. We have our video of her pouting over the console busting out some weird dance moves (which we think, she reckons are sexy; they are not) right after the jump so you can see what we’re talking about. And while we don’t want to say too much, because we’ve already cried enough about this, Deadmau5 doesn’t seem to have a problem with sounding off. One tweet read, “AS I WAS SAYING… its over.” He posted a link of one of the videos from her show with his message. Another sarcastically said, “thanks afrojack we appriciate it. we really really do. you are the man. thanks.” Yet another, made it even clearer, reading, “funnily enough, were on our way to go smash the f— out of Paris… no, not that one. FRANCE. that one.” What he said … exactly, what he said. We’re going to go listen to some Richie Hawtin or something to cleanse our palates now.