Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy:
Playlist
from January 19, 2011

Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw.
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Wed. 1/19/11 6:09pm
Danne D:
This caller is proving that they have good drugs in NJ so I guess you can put that on the list...

Wed. 1/19/11 6:09pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Why isn't Andy's wife chewing gum?

Wed. 1/19/11 6:11pm
Audio Monitor:
He took the whole package and is chomping five.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:12pm
Matt from Springfield:
Mafia Neighborhoods:
When a colleague of my Dad's was moving there, the realtor actually touted the benefits of a mobster neighborhood: they never attack in front of each other's families, and there's NO petty crime and vandalism!

Wed. 1/19/11 6:12pm
Ike:
Trees! (Esp. in Morris Co.) Well, a lot more than in many parts of NYC.

As for the Portuguese restaurants, Casa Vasca is good.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:13pm
Danne D:
LOL Matt, my mom grew up in a mafia neighborhood. The realtor was right. They also were very generous at halloween apparently.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:13pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
I thought Andy was THE KING OF ZINGERS????

Wed. 1/19/11 6:14pm
Danne D:
I like to say Xanadu like the guy in the newsreel in Citizen Kane when talking about that project.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:15pm
Robert:
Sorry I dropped off he phone, but previous phoner jus took my reason. And that delay's a lot more than 7 secs.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:16pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Xanadu was an awesome movie, too.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:16pm
NJ stuff:
Weird New Jersey magazine/website

Most densely populated state in the US (people must like it)

Wed. 1/19/11 6:16pm
Dasypus:
Absolutely. The birds of Cape May! That's definitely a reason to stay in New Jersey.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:16pm
Robert:
But that's couning the time to the online stream, which introduces its own delays, sorry.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:16pm
Hunter:
Zing'd Andy twice on the same show...

Wed. 1/19/11 6:16pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What about THE JERSEY DEVIL???????

Wed. 1/19/11 6:17pm
NJ stuff:
Jug Handles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed. 1/19/11 6:17pm
Bosco:
Did they give out the money last week?

Wed. 1/19/11 6:18pm
Listener zero:
I said State of New York, not New York City!

Wed. 1/19/11 6:20pm
KG:
Best thing about Jersey:
You don't have to pump your gas

Wed. 1/19/11 6:20pm
Robert:
Bu Listener 0, I was going to mention proximity to NY, and I don't think they should be allowed to count such close reasons as distinct for their 91 count.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:21pm
Danne D:
Matt, I didn't grow up in the mafia neighborhood so I don't know. My mom said though that the only one to go jail was the (Jewish) accountant (not making any of this up in terms of the story).

Wed. 1/19/11 6:21pm
Listener zero:
But the NYC isn't even factually true. NYC is a liberal enclave within NY State.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:21pm
Biblical Jacob:
You KNOW that whenever you eat ham, an Angel needs to see his analyst!

Wed. 1/19/11 6:21pm
Danne D:
Absolutely KG - who the hell wants to smell like gas. And our gas is cheaper than the rest of the country too.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:21pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What about CANCER ALLY.

It's so cool at night.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:22pm
Bosco:
Edison used to have the biggest bowling alley in the country (I think.)

Wed. 1/19/11 6:22pm
ben drinken:
jersey cows, weird NJ, gardens, probably the most diverse and interesting history of any north eastern state, just about anything cool in American history has happened in NJ. So many figures from pop culture to amazing minds are from or live in NJ.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:22pm
Danne D:
Oregon also doesn't let you pump gas.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:22pm
NJ stuff:
Nude beach at Sandy Hook

Locating yourself by Parkway or Turnpike exit number

Rutgers College Ave. Grease Trucks

Wed. 1/19/11 6:22pm
Danne D:
The thing is, you know that if they take away full serve, the stations will just charge the same price - they won't pass an savings on to you...

Wed. 1/19/11 6:23pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What about OAK TREE ROAD.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:24pm
Hunter:
Nude beach at Sandy Hook :) Am I the only one who goes there?

Wed. 1/19/11 6:32pm
agent hoopz:
anyone else detecting genuine animosity from andy because someone other than him made his wife laugh

Wed. 1/19/11 6:32pm
Joe:
White Manna in Hackensack

Wed. 1/19/11 6:33pm
dave:
State with the MOST document-challenged residents (notice I didn't use the unfortunate "illegal alien" adjective)
-people who will wipe your ass for $7/hr. Important for us older folks who refuse to shovel our walks and hate to pay a fair wage.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:33pm
Bosco:
Drugs are cheaper in Jersey?

Wed. 1/19/11 6:33pm
Chris:
Come on.. Fatburger is right down the block.. the ONLY one on the East Coast.. no need to go to LA EVER again...

Wed. 1/19/11 6:33pm
Hugh Effen-Bastid:
As someone who has moved back to NJ after several years' absence, here are two reasons that are REAL:
1. SHOPPING. You just can't find all the good stuff you're used to getting in Nj anywhere else. They don't have it, and what's more, they've never heard of it. Get used to Walmart.
2. NO MEDIA. Typically there's one newspaper and one NPR station that doesn't carry the shows you like. The other radio and TV stations are useless.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:35pm
Danne D:
Um, there's a Fatburger in one of the casinos in AC.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:35pm
glenn:
seems to be a lot of food type stuff on the list.

Wed. 1/19/11 6:56pm
KG:
Yes there is a boardwalk through the meadowlands behind Medieval Times

Wed. 1/19/11 6:56pm
NJ stuff:
Chris Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina. Shortly after his birth, his parents moved to Crown Heights, Brooklyn, New York. A few years later, they relocated and settled in the working-class area of Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn

Wed. 1/19/11 6:59pm
Chinaman:
You have only 90 reasons. MOUNTAIN CREEK AND ACTION PARK ARE THE SAME PLACE!!!

Wed. 1/19/11 7:00pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
Gerrymandering!

Wed. 1/19/11 7:01pm
Dasypus:
So put the Princeton Record Exchange as #91!

Wed. 1/19/11 7:01pm
Robert:
OK, so they hit 90, but that goes with WMFU.

Wed. 1/19/11 8:09pm
Trish!:
Listened earlier through the stereo away from el computero. 1. Good view flying into Newark airport. 2. Surprising amount of trees and green space along country roads in the summertime. 3. NJ people have a better sense of humour than their state neighbours. Mix this with other good qualities about NJersians (Jersians?) and hey! that's not nothin'. 4. with 3. Less bullshit.

Thu. 1/20/11 11:22am
Kendall!:
Don't know why I didn't listen last night. I would've said:
No Tornados
No Earthquakes
No Hurricanes
No Tsunamis
No Volcanos

The worst we get is some blizzards and occasional flooding.

Thu. 1/20/11 11:36am
Kendall!:
Also! You can go to Pennsylvania and buy fireworks! Which sounds stupid but the thing is, people from Pennsylvania are not allowed to buy fireworks in their own state. But we can!

Thu. 1/20/11 1:56pm
PMD:
Thistle Fish and Chips

Thu. 1/20/11 1:57pm
PMD:
Glen Jones and X Ray Burns

Tue. 1/25/11 12:18pm
Michael:
Beth has a great voice for radio. Sounds much better than when she's on the phone.