Possibly the most disturbing turn of phrase ever featured on Big Brother came in last year’s series, when one of the now forgotten inmates revealed that she wasn’t a “suck arse”. As conjured images go, it’s about as revolting as they come. [...]

Time was when the England centre back berth was keenly contested by a group of players who could probably stroll into any other team on the planet. There’s a rich tradition at the back – Bobby Moore, Phil Thompson, Terry Butcher, Tony Adams, [...]

Franck Ribery to Chelsea Despite expressing his desire to join old pal Zinedine Zidane at Real Madrid, Roman Abramovich will personally fly to Deutschland to thrash out a £40m deal for the handsome winger, say The Sun. The [...]

Matthew Upson to Manchester City While David Moyes continues to bear hug Joleon Lescott, growling at anyone who comes near him, the Citizens will instead look to the West Ham defender, say The Guardian.