I'd ask him why the fuck the freeway between sacramento to chico becomes one lane and has a stop light. The first time I drove down it I said out loud "Whenever I die, if jesus really exists, I'm going to ask him why the fuck this was allowed or even slightly logical". So that's the first thought that came to mind with your question and I still remember it vividly though it was about 8 years ago

I do have tea with Jesus, at least 5 times a week. No, I am not trying to be funny and it's not like he suddenly materializes and we are at like a Starbucks or something.

It happens like this:
I train in Martial Arts and have a Dojo outside in my back yard as I used to train every day. I make it to my actual studio 3 time a week but I try to train every day in my Dojo anyways. After every session, I drink tea while i wind down and meditate/pray and begin to thank him for his blessing and mercy and ask for forgiveness of my sins and ask him to bless and heal my family and friends, the world we live in, the earth itself and then finally, begin to speak about my myself and talk to him about my problems, issues that I am facing, goals that I have, guidance that I need as a human being, citizen, husband and father. I come to him as a son would come to his father and alot of times, I question some of the things that the above posters have said. Why did this happen? Why did this person have to suffer? Why the road rage on the 405 Fwy? Why all the war? Is there hope for us??

I know the conversation seems one sided but I know that the more I speak, the more Christ LISTENS. I challange Jesus to make himself real in my life. I believe it helps because if people can see Christ through me, I believe these talks over tea are very positive and very real.

LGB
Guided by The Art of Peace to achieve unnatural naturalness or natural unnaturalness, Being Water while serving The Great I AM.

I'd tell him he's just a guy with long hair, a beard and radical ideas. I'd let him know he's not god incarnate and nobody really knows if god even exists. I'd let him know that the story of his birth was told way before he was born in many different cultures and religions. Then I would let him know that people in the future will think he was white and blue eyed. Then I'd run away as fast as I can because if he was alive that would make him a zombie... Nothing comes back from the dead.. except Zombies.

I'd ask why the hell he didn't bring scones, crumpets, cookies......something ? Jesus should know I'd be medicated and would want a snack with my tea. I don't mean to be an ingrate, but if you're part of that whole trinity business, you should know some basic stuff like that about me.
And I'd probably pull out my canteen and ask if he could turn the water into wine for later with dinner.

This site continues to suck at an ever increasing rate. I wish I could be more optimistic and supportive but that's impossible in the face of such idiocy and apathetic mercenary behavior. (Le sigh......)

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Jesus as the Christ makes sense to me because I know deep down, in every single one of us is a giving compassionate person and a selfish heartless person. It is a constant battle to overcome this, but no one has, and I do not believe anyone ever will. The pope, presidents, kings, politicians, police, all are guilty. Those in the church, those not, those who keep strict religious tenants, those who do not.

None are greater than the other in the fact that ALL share inherent flaws. We need that bridge, that extension to allow us to reach that stage of purity. It really all boils down to simply admitting with humbleness, that not ONE of us is perfect, and we need the mercy of God to enter into that presence.

However, I also understand and totally accept others who do not believe in God at all. Everyone should be free and encouraged to believe what they want as long as it does not cause harm to others.