Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

Not awkward for me, but I live in an apartment block with 2 buildings opposing each other, went outside to get some fresh airat about 5 am after smoking a joint and this black dude is standing outside going mental yelling stuff like &quot;FUCK YALL, YALL IS WACK, YALL IS BITCHES&quot; and we locked eyes, dude just looked away and kept yelling for a good couple of minutes then went back inside.

Was lying in bed with a girl in the morning and we had cuddled abit n shit, suddenly knocks real hard on my door and i jump out the bed to open. It was the janitor who came to change my heat meter on the radiator. Little did i know that the cuddling had excited me abit and i was wearing nothing but silk shorts so i stood there looking dude in the eyes with a big ass boner. Was pretty awkward for the 5 minutes it took for him to get outta there again.

back in grade 9, at the end of the day, we had a homeroom block where your teacher gives you announcements and all that kinda shit. So we end up getting the monthly newsletter and we were forced to read it silently for like 5 minutes. Out of nowhere this fat bitch ends up breaking her chair, like them legs is made out of metal and her fat ass somehow bent the metal, then slams her head off the filing cabinet behind her, i burst out laughing while lookin at my friend who was holding it in as best he can while smh'ing at me...the amount of dirty looks i got was ridiculous

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&amp;G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like &quot;what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip&quot; she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like &quot;O.K.&quot; waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me &quot;what are you looking at?&quot; and I was like &quot;Pokemon&quot;. At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like &quot;Im telling your counselor&quot; and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like &quot;well, are you going to get up?&quot; So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling &quot;get up and go to the front office&quot;. I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face &quot;do you have a hearing problem?&quot; and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like &quot;WTFUUUUUUU!&quot; and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like &quot;Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?&quot; Confused and all I said &quot;the restroom&quot; and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like &quot;fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha&quot; (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&amp;G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was &quot;beating my meat under the table&quot; with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said &quot;you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed&quot; making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&amp;G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like &quot;what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip&quot; she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like &quot;O.K.&quot; waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me &quot;what are you looking at?&quot; and I was like &quot;Pokemon&quot;. At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like &quot;Im telling your counselor&quot; and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like &quot;well, are you going to get up?&quot; So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling &quot;get up and go to the front office&quot;. I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face &quot;do you have a hearing problem?&quot; and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like &quot;WTFUUUUUUU!&quot; and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like &quot;Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?&quot; Confused and all I said &quot;the restroom&quot; and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like &quot;fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha&quot; (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&amp;G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was &quot;beating my meat under the table&quot; with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said &quot;you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed&quot; making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&amp;G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like &quot;what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip&quot; she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like &quot;O.K.&quot; waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me &quot;what are you looking at?&quot; and I was like &quot;Pokemon&quot;. At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like &quot;Im telling your counselor&quot; and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like &quot;well, are you going to get up?&quot; So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling &quot;get up and go to the front office&quot;. I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face &quot;do you have a hearing problem?&quot; and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like &quot;WTFUUUUUUU!&quot; and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like &quot;Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?&quot; Confused and all I said &quot;the restroom&quot; and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like &quot;fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha&quot; (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&amp;G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was &quot;beating my meat under the table&quot; with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said &quot;you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed&quot; making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

lmfao. thought you were gonna get a blow but got dissapointed.

I wish. She was a bad little lightskin bitch though. But yeah that shit fucked me up for a long time. I was like 12 when it happened and im 22 now and I still get nervous around a lot of people/crowds.

When I was like 10 or something, I walked in on my brother looking at scientific boob diagrams or some shit. So at that point, Im just like &quot;Whoops!&quot; and walk away real quick. He exits fast and tries to give me an awkward ass talk about how everyone does it and how ill do it eventually...

One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says &quot;NICE!&quot; and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...

In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it

My nigga the fuck is going on in that second story? You gotta explain that shit better.

Aight my nigga relax this is how i happened..... This one time she was getting ready to going out, and she asked me how she looked, and I said you look gorgeous from head to toe and I pointed out how her nails look nice and all that... which later on when she had came back from wherever she went out, ( crashed at friend's house, dude was asleep) she said she was tired and that her feet hurt... so as we talked ahout what we did that day, I pervertedly made my way to her bedroom and I told her I can give her a foot massage if she liked and so then (pause I got boner) I kissed her feet and went into full foot fetish, minus jacking my dick off with her soles, I don't dig that... so after all this foreplay my homeboy walks into the bedroom like &quot; Hey Mom where did you put......&quot; *dat silence* and then yeah u know the rest...

One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says &quot;NICE!&quot; and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...

Shiit, one time me and my boy went to this girls house to chill, and back then these were two bad hitches (they both fell of badly), so we decide to watch sex drive the unrated version, we'll when the Amish chick's pull out their titties in the movie, we all kinda looked at eachother, and then I laughed and while laughing let out the biggest fart ever. Mood killed. But during the summer I went to one of their parties and this is back in 6th grade to 7th, and i went there expecting it to just be a normal 6th grader get together. Turns out to be some fucking crazy ass shit with like her older sisters friends and shit all drinking and smoking and my friends &quot;girlfriend&quot; had sex with her cousin, and walked around naked upstairs. And then everyone like paired up and shit, and all that was left was me and some ugly chicken, talking about &quot;there's four girls and four boys, we should pair up.&quot; I was like, nah I'm feeling sick, and tried to go to sleep on the couch. Only to be awoken by two motherfuckers having sex right next to me. This shit pretty much DESTROYED my childhood. But looking back I shoulda got it in

And during 8th grade I had this sexy associated teacher named ms. Moore who was like Norwegian or some shit,and this bitch would wear the lowest cut shirts and wear thongs and shit. Well she taught uil and my dad made me do it, I ended qualifying for state, and we went on a trip to San Antonio and staid in this hotel. Well during the morning we were all making noise and shit and ms. Moore comes over and knocks on our door and we get in trouble, well I talk back and she calls me into her room, and this bitch is wearing the sexiest night gown ever, and i start getting an erection, well this bitch is chewing me out, and then she notices, and goes silent. Awkward ass pause. Then just says go to your room. Real awkward.

One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says &quot;NICE!&quot; and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...

Shiit, one time me and my boy went to this girls house to chill, and back then these were two bad hitches (they both fell of badly), so we decide to watch sex drive the unrated version, we'll when the Amish chick's pull out their titties in the movie, we all kinda looked at eachother, and then I laughed and while laughing let out the biggest fart ever. Mood killed. But during the summer I went to one of their parties and this is back in 6th grade to 7th, and i went there expecting it to just be a normal 6th grader get together. Turns out to be some fucking crazy ass shit with like her older sisters friends and shit all drinking and smoking and my friends &quot;girlfriend&quot; had sex with her cousin, and walked around naked upstairs. And then everyone like paired up and shit, and all that was left was me and some ugly chicken, talking about &quot;there's four girls and four boys, we should pair up.&quot; I was like, nah I'm feeling sick, and tried to go to sleep on the couch. Only to be awoken by two motherfuckers having sex right next to me. This shit pretty much DESTROYED my childhood. But looking back I shoulda got it in

And during 8th grade I had this sexy associated teacher named ms. Moore who was like Norwegian or some shit,and this bitch would wear the lowest cut shirts and wear thongs and shit. Well she taught uil and my dad made me do it, I ended qualifying for state, and we went on a trip to San Antonio and staid in this hotel. Well during the morning we were all making noise and shit and ms. Moore comes over and knocks on our door and we get in trouble, well I talk back and she calls me into her room, and this bitch is wearing the sexiest night gown ever, and i start getting an erection, well this bitch is chewing me out, and then she notices, and goes silent. Awkward ass pause. Then just says go to your room. Real awkward.

Right now I am cringing as I type this but here we go. So one day in summer camp (it's a B&amp;G Club in D.C. BTW) in our typing class which was the last class before we would go on a trip, (swimming pool, museum, Smithsonian, etc) me and my buddies (I was 11-12 at the time) would look at porn as usual since we would never get caught due to every other person lining up with their counselors for their day trips. As we looked at the time we realized it's almost 1:00 so we start heading out, but not me I decided to try to get a quick fap in. I start looking at more porn and started to fap a little bit, then out of nowhere one of a CIT (counselor in training) walks in while I was fappin, dick in hand. This bitch must have had the most quiet walk because my PC was in the back so we wouldn't get caught goofing off on the internet, but I swear I did not hear or see this bitch come in. When she walked up on me she was like &quot;what are you doing here? You should be getting ready for your trip&quot; she stopped prior to the monitor so she didn't see what I was looking at. I was like &quot;O.K.&quot; waiting for her to walk away...but she didn't. She then ask me &quot;what are you looking at?&quot; and I was like &quot;Pokemon&quot;. At this point I should have just told the truth and saved myself the rest of the embarrassment, but no I had to lie my ass off. So she walks and looks at my screen and sees a bitch blowing off that one nigga with the waves. She looks at me with the most surprised look I have ever seen on anyone's face. She was like &quot;Im telling your counselor&quot; and I began to plead and basically beg her not to (all while my dick was still in my hand). She then told me to log off and go to the front office. Now this was the hard part (no pun intended). I was stuck because I didn't know if she knew I was fapping it or not and did not want to put my dick back in my pants through the zipper and zip them and I defiantly did not want to get up with my dick in my hand and then do that shit in font of her, so I was just sitting there dick in hand hoping that she leaves to go tell so I can have time to fix my shit. But this bitch was still standing there like &quot;well, are you going to get up?&quot; So I tried to slowly move my penis through my zipper (it's all downhill from here) then she starts yelling &quot;get up and go to the front office&quot;. I was still sitting there so she grabs my free arm and yells dead in my face &quot;do you have a hearing problem?&quot; and pulls me up from the chair. I tried my best to hide my erection but I failed. Once she saw what really was going on she was like &quot;WTFUUUUUUU!&quot; and ran outside. I grabbed all of my shit and started booking it towards the back exit so i could at least make it to the van but I forgot to zip my backpack and all of my stuff fell out. I should have kept it moving but I decided to stop and pick that shit up. Wrong move, as soon as I pick up all of my shit my counselor and everyone in my group were standing there. I thought I was caught and started to cry but everyone was like whats wrong/whats the matter? I was fucking confused as hell. My counselors ghetto ass was like &quot;Dogg, we been waiting like 10 minutes for you. Where you been at?&quot; Confused and all I said &quot;the restroom&quot; and we went to the van and continued on to the Smithsonian. Now in my mind im like &quot;fuck you bitch I got away hahahahaha&quot; (she would get the last laugh...literally). The next day I came to the B&amp;G club I thought everything was good and I did see the CIT a few times but she said nothing and acted like nothing happened. Me and my boys even looked at porn right at the end of typing class. So everything was good up until we were lined up for our trips. This ghetto slut decides announce to everyone that I was looking at porn...oh and that I was &quot;beating my meat under the table&quot; with her dumbass chickenhead shaking back and forth. The feeling that I got in my stomach when she said that shit has never been felt before or after that moment. Everyone looked at me with disgust (with plenty of laughter) and my boys started clowning me. What makes it worse is that right after she made the announcement this skeezer came up to me and said &quot;you thought you were going to get away? Hahahaha you got caught red handed get it? Red handed&quot; making a stroking motion with her hand. I called my mom and told her to come and pick me up now. Within 10 minutes she was there and I left and never came back. For a while after that I was very anti-social. Had a hard time making friends, keeping eye contact while talking to people, and became very quiet when before I was a very talkative person. Till this day I have thoughts of knocking that bitches teeth out with a bat, but it's in the past I suppose *Kanye shrug*

LOL yo this was too funny man thanks for sharing. good luck recovering from that bruh

I started a new job last week and am getting trained with this fine married dark skinned girl. She keeps talkin about how people love cows where shes from and keeps talking about Bollywood and all this. She keeps bringing up her home city so I try to strike up convo and be nice. I say 'Where you from, Mumbai?' assuming that she's red dot indian etc. Turns out she's from Minneapolis. Had to talk with HR after that about assuming people's birth place.

I remember going to the movies with my friend in like 8th Grade to see some dumb ass rated R movie(I think it was Final Destination or something), and we couldnt get in ourselves so his mom came with us. So he, being the smart guy he was, sensed a sex scene coming up and lied and said he had to go to the bathroom. So he left, and as soon the dude on the screen starts fuckin this chick and his mom just casually lays her hand on my lap.....

I remember going to the movies with my friend in like 8th Grade to see some dumb ass rated R movie(I think it was Final Destination or something), and we couldnt get in ourselves so his mom came with us. So he, being the smart guy he was, sensed a sex scene coming up and lied and said he had to go to the bathroom. So he left, and as soon the dude on the screen starts fuckin this chick and his mom just casually lays her hand on my lap.....

I remember going to the movies with my friend in like 8th Grade to see some dumb ass rated R movie(I think it was Final Destination or something), and we couldnt get in ourselves so his mom came with us. So he, being the smart guy he was, sensed a sex scene coming up and lied and said he had to go to the bathroom. So he left, and as soon the dude on the screen starts fuckin this chick and his mom just casually lays her hand on my lap.....

I remember going to the movies with my friend in like 8th Grade to see some dumb ass rated R movie(I think it was Final Destination or something), and we couldnt get in ourselves so his mom came with us. So he, being the smart guy he was, sensed a sex scene coming up and lied and said he had to go to the bathroom. So he left, and as soon the dude on the screen starts fuckin this chick and his mom just casually lays her hand on my lap.....

did you cry?

i tried my best not to look her in the eye

You should have put your hand on her lap casually my dude and took it from there, you gotta go with the flow. Like the ancient Hawaiians would say, when the birds eats the pebble with a full stomach the pebble must taste good.

I was taking a shit at school one time, and this nigga runs into the bathroom bangin on the door and yellin at me to come out cuz he has to take a shit and the other stall is closed off. I tell him nah,and he's gonna have to wait. So about 15 seconds later i hear gruntin and shit, so i try my best to ignore it till im done......I get out the stall to see this nigga takin a shit in the urinal.

I remember going to the movies with my friend in like 8th Grade to see some dumb ass rated R movie(I think it was Final Destination or something), and we couldnt get in ourselves so his mom came with us. So he, being the smart guy he was, sensed a sex scene coming up and lied and said he had to go to the bathroom. So he left, and as soon the dude on the screen starts fuckin this chick and his mom just casually lays her hand on my lap.....

did you cry?

i tried my best not to look her in the eye

Wtf haha if that happened to me in 8th grade i woulda had her rub my dick, that hornylife doe

in first or second grade, my teacher gives the class partners to work on some animal project. me and my friend got paired up to do research on panthers or cougars or some shit. anyway were doing research on panthers and click some website link and a porn site pops up. we start busting out laughing and proceed to get our asses caught by our teacher and sent to the principals office. he calls our parents, then gives us the sex talk while our parents are in the room... couldnt look anyone in the eyes for the rest of the year

I started a new job last week and am getting trained with this fine married dark skinned girl. She keeps talkin about how people love cows where shes from and keeps talking about Bollywood and all this. She keeps bringing up her home city so I try to strike up convo and be nice. I say 'Where you from, Mumbai?' assuming that she's red dot indian etc. Turns out she's from Minneapolis. Had to talk with HR after that about assuming people's birth place.

In 2nd grade I had to take a piss really bad but my teacher Ms. Jordan wouldn't let me ( she's black and I'm hispanic so I thought she was racist) so since I didn't have the courage to run to the bathroom and drain the main vain, took a mean ass piss right there and then... funny thing is, I blamed it on the special ed kid that sat in my seat before me that day, everyone believed it, plus I was wearing dark pants so kids didn't know I took that leak... but since I rode the school bus, had to sit in dick juice for about 3 hours til I could change clothes back at home...

This other time, my friend caught me and his mom in the middle of some foot fetish, kind of weird turning around with his mom's feet in my mouth as he stares at me with high disappoint and all mind baffled, I always wondered what his mom told him after that... shit has not been the same with my dude #pause but she was worth it

My nigga the fuck is going on in that second story? You gotta explain that shit better.

Aight my nigga relax this is how i happened..... This one time she was getting ready to going out, and she asked me how she looked, and I said you look gorgeous from head to toe and I pointed out how her nails look nice and all that... which later on when she had came back from wherever she went out, ( crashed at friend's house, dude was asleep) she said she was tired and that her feet hurt... so as we talked ahout what we did that day, I pervertedly made my way to her bedroom and I told her I can give her a foot massage if she liked and so then (pause I got boner) I kissed her feet and went into full foot fetish, minus jacking my dick off with her soles, I don't dig that... so after all this foreplay my homeboy walks into the bedroom like &quot; Hey Mom where did you put......&quot; *dat silence* and then yeah u know the rest...

how old were you when that happened ? That shit would of easily turned into some ass should of locked the door

I was crackin jokes all of french class, and it was the day of a presentation. So the teacher, trying to get back at me, tells me to go up front. I try to motion to her that I'm a little too excited, and I feel the boner coming on, but she won't listen. So there's to bitches up front just staring at my dick rise while I try and give a presentation, my french teacher is just laughing the whole time, that fucking cunt. I can't even focus as the spaghetti falls out of my pocket.

Same shit happens in choir class a month or so later, but it's with one of the same bitches from before, plus this other girl who had some big ass titties for an 8th grader. So I'm singing and shit, and the boner rises, and this time it's worse cause I'm in gym shorts, and the other girl (one of the ones from before) sees my dick and is like &quot;oh my god...&quot;. I go to the restroom and literally just wait at the stall until I can take a piss. I talked to her recently and she said that was the first dick she ever saw, and that she was a little scared, but had a crush on me the rest of 8th grade . Too bad the bitch was ugly jafeel.

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