Here it is, my first video! I got a brand-spanking ned 2DS and though "I have to share this with the world! They must know all about my life, including minutia like what kind of boxes I open and how I open them! Everyone pay attention to me!" and then I thought a bit about Vegemite and Street Sharks.

After that I popped out my smart phone and began rolling, because I didn't feel like soiling my camcorder with this detritus...