Bob Ross. His cracker-fro irks me to no end! There is no excuse for this. There used to be a kraut who would blather on about, "unt now, ve mix zuh Van Dyke brown mit der Kelly green unt paint tiny-teeny leetle leafs all arount duh tree", I think he croaked or something.....but he had nice hair for an old guy.

Bob Ross. His cracker-fro irks me to no end! There is no excuse for this. There used to be a kraut who would blather on about, "unt now, ve mix zuh Van Dyke brown mit der Kelly green unt paint tiny-teeny leetle leafs all arount duh tree", I think he croaked or something.....but he had nice hair for an old guy.

...There used to be a kraut who would blather on about, "unt now, ve mix zuh Van Dyke brown mit der Kelly green unt paint tiny-teeny leetle leafs all arount duh tree", I think he croaked or something.....but he had nice hair for an old guy.

Patton Oswalt did a funny bit about that guy (Bill Alexander), on "Feelin' Kind of Patton" I think.