Wing chun Knockout tool

Greetings and salutations my fellow martial artists. I wingchunx2z have recently completed phase 1 testing of my protoype knockout training device. I have constructed an apparatus that I believe in theory will allow me to gain the skills to use wing chun to knock out an opponent.

This is quite a shift in thinking as up till this point I have been forced to admit that the relative lack of power in each punch is one downside to my approach. My strategy thus far has been quantity over quality and to land far greater volumes of counter strikes and overwhelm my opponent or force them back.

BUT, now I have discovered what I theorize to be a way to actually use my wing chun strikes to knock out an opponent without needing the extra power of kinetic linking.

Ah, but why should you care about this breakthrough? So a chunner built a fancy gizmo to help him train knockouts who cares?

The beauty of my tool is that you sports strikers will also be able to use it. In fact, it's entirely possible that many gyms may adopt it after seeing the potential once the patented design and model is released.

So I wanted to inform you of this new breakthrough so that when it finally comes out you can all be like, "Wow, wingchunx2z came up with a pretty clever little gizmo. Now I can knock people out instead of going to decision every time. "

Ad you will thank me. So in advance I tell you you're welcome.

So I proclaim with great enthusiasm. The dawning of a new era of wing chun. The era of the weak limp wristed patty cake chun is fading. Let my tool be the herald of new evolved wing chun fighter, The era of the the knockout artist is coming.

In fact, it's entirely possible that many gyms may adopt it after seeing the potential once the patented design and model is released.

when it finally comes out

By Thor's left tit, you've got so many modifiers and wiggle-room in your post, it reads like those articles selling some New Age bullshit. All you need in there is "quantum", "fractal", "crystal", and "chakras" and you're set.