Last night Zombies went on a rampage through downtown Phoenix. The Walking Dead, or as the Brits call them “Mobile Deceased,” terrorized the placid denizens of downtown.

But payback’s a bitch. This year the Zombie hoard was pursued by Zombie hunters who either killed them outright (head shots are particularly effective) or chained them and led them away to reintegrate them into society. Rumor has it that Arizona zombies are being housed in a private prison near the state capitol.