This just made me gag. Seriously. I lasted a solid 3 seconds before turning it the fuck off. I usually have a pretty solid stomach and can handle disgusting. I am pretty desensitized. I don’t know if it is my hangover, or the fact that this chick is hideous but I know my stomach turned so the only natural thing to do is post this shit for you to suffer with me….

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(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.