Onemickjones.com Fave cinema as a kid and what did you see there? I never really went to the cinema when I was a kid. What do you mean did we have a cinema in Bedale!

Onemickjones.com All time favourite Leeds players? Gordon Strachan, Eddie Gray, and Ian Snodin (said loud enough so Glynn Snodin can hear in the next office). Make sure you got that. Ian Snodin, not his brother!

Onemickjones.com Can you name a few lads who should be playing for Leeds first team in four years time? Ady White, Jonny Howson, and Kaka.

Onemickjones.com Given a free hand who would you like to sign for the club? See last answer above.

Re: Simon Grayson, former allotment trespasser

Wa looking at some old programmes at that LUFC exhibition in Leeds City museum the other day. There was a questionnaire page on Jimmy Armfield.

Favourite food - Beef.

A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French p*rn.