Two More Jokes

Joke 1

A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books. The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others’ copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says “the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!”

Joke 2

A blowfly goes into a bar and asks: “Is that stool taken?”

Joke 3

They have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.