1. All trades aren't Pens-related just because it means the Pens missed out on someone. If a trade is made that does not involve the Pittsburgh Penguins, then it belongs in NPR, even if said player had been linked to the Pens in rumors.

2. When you post, be descriptive in your title. "Hossa to Boston" is a much better title than "Guess who's a Bruin now?"

3. If you read about a completed trade and come here to post it, take a minute to actually check for it being posted already. Chances are, it is.

Also as an FYI, tomorrow is going to be a no-tolerance day for me. What does that mean? Glad you asked!

What that means is this:

if I see a duplicate thread or something in the wrong forum between now and the end of Tuesday, I'm simply going to delete it. On Wednesday, I'll go back to my normal custom of locking duplicates and moving misplaced threads.

So, if you see one of these kinds of threads and decide to post in it, don't get too attached to that post, because it won't be around long. Everyone in this forum will be dumber for having read it. I will award you no points, and God will not have mercy on your soul.

Jules Winnfield wrote:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Jules Winnfield wrote:The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

oh man, i've been looking for this vid for a long time. i couldn't remember what website it was from. its a shame too, because i was on albinoblacksheep the other day reading the "bloodninja" transcripts. lol.