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Top 100 Footballers At This Very Moment 2016-17 (October Update)

We know that you’re far too excited for the next fully discussed version of the Top 100 Footballers in The World list (Coming out on New Year’s Eve). So to keep you occupied in the mean time, here you can follow along with what is happening in the rankings with updates coming in every single month. For more information on how the formula works to rank players or who is on the fringes of the list, comment below.

OCTOBER UPDATE

This month sees the sad departure of Polish striker Arkadiusz Milik who torn his ACL during Poland’s 3-2 win over Denmark in World Cup Qualifying, while Chinese Super League star Hulk and Portuguese midfielder William Carvalho also depart. The three incoming players are Tottenham’s Dele Alli who has found his scoring touch again in the league, Chelsea’s Nemanja Matic who is currently the joint-top assist maker in the Premier League and Liverpool’s Roberto Firmino who just can’t stop scoring at the moment and is contributing massively to the Reds’ rise to the top of the table. Here is the Top 100 Footballers in the World at this very moment in time!

100. Daniel Carvajal

99. Roberto Firmino

98. Wayne Rooney

97. Juanfran

96. Grzegorz Krychowiak

95. Nemanja Matic

94. Jose Callejon

93. Fernandinho

92. Aaron Ramsey

91. Juan Mata

90. Alexandre Lacazette

89. Saul Niguez

88. Mauro Icardi

87. Santiago Cazorla

86. Radja Nainggolan

85. Jamie Vardy

84. Andrea Barzagli

83. Dele Alli

82. Thibaut Courtois

81. Jordi Alba

80. Alvaro Morata

79. Harry Kane

78. Jan Oblak

77. Romelu Lukaku

76. Gabi Fernandez

75. Marco Verratti

74. Sadio Mane

73. Toby Alderweireld

72. Riyad Mahrez

71. Filipe Luis

70. Cesc Fabregas

69. Nolito

68. Raphael Varane

67. Vincent Kompany

66. Willian

65. Douglas Costa

64. Thiago Alcantara

63. Marek Hamsik

62. Xabi Alonso

61. Hugo Lloris

60. Laurent Koscielny

59. Dani Alves

58. Javier Mascherano

57. Ilkay Gundogan

56. Raheem Sterling

55. Andres Iniesta

54. Blaise Matuidi

53. Pepe

52. Henrikh Mkhitaryan

51. James Rodriguez

50. N’Golo Kante

49. Marcelo

48. Paulo Dybala

47. Koke

46. Edinson Cavani

45. Miralem Pjanic

44. Gianluigi Buffon

43. Marco Reus

42. Giorgio Chiellini

41. Philippe Coutinho

40. Thiago Silva

39. Dimitri Payet

38. Gerard Pique

37. Jerome Boateng

36. David De Gea

35. Diego Costa

34. Sergio Busquets

33. Mats Hummels

32. David Alaba

31. Ivan Rakitic

30. Franck Ribery

29. Leonardo Bonucci

28. Sergio Ramos

27. Paul Pogba

26. Arjen Robben

25. Arturo Vidal

24. Karim Benzema

23. Angel di Maria

22. Gonzalo Higuain

21. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

20. David Silva

19. Diego Godin

18. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

17. Philipp Lahm

16. Alexis Sanchez

15. Manuel Neuer

14. Luka Modric

13. Eden Hazard

12. Mesut Ozil

11. Sergio Aguero

10. Toni Kroos

9. Kevin de Bruyne

8. Thomas Muller

7. Gareth Bale

6. Robert Lewandowski

5. Antoine Griezmann

4. Neymar

3. Luis Suarez

2. Cristiano Ronaldo

1. Lionel Messi

So there it is, the Top 100 Footballers in the World list at this very moment in time! We’ll see you again next month for the exact same thing.

For more information on who ranks where in the top 200-100, comment below.
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