Meet Chantal, a tropical storm and one of the very first potential hurricanes of the 2013 summer season. Chantal, a Cancer with a degree in Communications from the University of Alabama, is of southern Caribbean provenance. Her talents include possibly maturing into a hurricane by the time she visits Haiti, forcing school closures on St. Lucia, precipitating the removal of “unsecured debris, hazardous material and pollutants from dockside areas” in Puerto Rico, and spiraling downward into a tropical depression upon “interaction with the mountains of Hispaniola and Cuba” around Thursday or so, according to USA Today. And while Chantal is certainly interested in visiting the great state of Florida someday—maybe even this weekend—she is uncertain whether she will have the energy to do it.

Chantal is expected to perform very well during the swimsuit portion of the competition, though her pre-ceremony Q&A with judges (Q: “Would you like to inspire change in the world, and how?” A: “Wssssshhhhhhhhhhssssssshhhhhhhh”) was somewhat disappointing.