In news straight out of the Publicity Stunts 101 class she took at the local community college, Holly Madison has insured her breasts for $1 million with Lloyd's of London. She told People:

"I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets. I think it's kind of funny. I think they're getting the credit they deserve. They're my primary money makers right now."

I mean . . . wow. Holly didn't just slap the women's rights movement in the face, she slapped it and then raped it in its asshole. Dammit I love her.