He Knows if You’ve Been Bad or Good

Just one more day and your entire year will be put on trial up North. The verdict: bad or good. The sentence: toys or lumps of coal. For many of the baseball dudes we talk about every day, I’m thinking the latter.

Everyone named on the Mitchell report gets coal. Guilty until proven innocent, biatches.

Bud Selig: Coal. Just ’cause he’s an ass hat.

A-Rod: Coal…and maybe some new lip gloss.

The list goes on and on…

For the rest of us, one more day to power shop. Guys, if you still haven’t picked up a gift for that special someone, here toy go…