An extreme sports enthusiast interviewed Greg Ostertag a few years ago and posted the "results" on YouTube. Greg, as it turns out, responds to questioning about as well as he played defense, but we do learn a few juicy tidbits that add to The Legend of Ostertag. These morsels include the fact that he won't impersonate Jerry Sloan (probably out of abject fear), loves Halo (so he must be geeked), can't participate in extreme sports (because he's too tall), and thinks Denny's "happens to be the American...uh...pastime." Also: The fine for missing Jazz practice? $25,000. No wonder AK47 wants out.