Babe Magnet
Get a bunch of Barbie dolls and a black sweat suit. Attach the dolls randomly all over the sweat suit. You're a babe magnet.

Blessing in Disguise
Wear all black and a pair of dark sunglasses, or glasses with a rubber nose. Get a strip of fabric you can fashion into a sash (like a beauty queens) and use fabric paint markers to write, "Bless you," across it.

Pumpkin Guts
Get a roll of orange yarn and a few bags of roasted pumpkin seeds. Glue them all over a cheap orange sweat suit.

Chewed Gum
Tie a sneaker to the top of your head, wear all pink and paint your face pink.

Tacks Collector:
Dress in a business suit and carry around a big jar filled half way up with thumb tacks, you're a "Tacks Collector"

Pigs in a Blanket
Get a rubber pig's nose and wrap yourself in a blanket. You're pigs in a blanket

Chest of Drawers
Pin underwear to your torso and go as a chest of drawers.

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