Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Pretty much no average citizens have any idea how fucked they would be. It's fun for inane Republicans, shameless dumb-fuck teabaggers, vile Koch-suckers, and other demented assholes on Fox "News" to belittle the impact, but such a sea-level rise would be devastating to civilization and stability. There's no chance climate change will destroy the planet, but there is an excellent chance climate change will make our technological civilization impossible to sustain. Ooops.

Abortion is murder and women are sluts: PUNISH THEM! What sort of exceptional, jesus-fluffing American patriot doesn't think that women should be punished for being sluts? It is the best of America, and President-for-Life Trump will make sure every slut in America gets exactly what she deserves.

Sifting through the shards of bone and chunks of offal of what used to be called the Republican Party is easily the most fun any exceptional American can have in 2016. And the fun is going to continue for years and years, even long after the glory of a conservative political party bleeding out on worldwide cable television. Trump's gonna be remembered as perhaps the greatest hero in American history, both for his cold-blooded murder of a loathsome conservative political party and his delivery of the funnest fun ever.

Future President Trump knows Corey Lewandowski is a good guy. And he know nobody gives a fuck about pushing around some annoying woman like Michelle Fields. Fields has no friends out there who matter to Donald Trump. Kicking women is always good politics when you're a Republican. Michelle Fields was so fucking stupid that she never knew that till just now.

Or too boring to be fun, I guess. That sucks. A shorter, less insultingly inept but still gloriously awful flick could have been good and really, really dumb fun. But no. It had to long and mostly boring without enough insane atrocity to make it worthwhile. Shit.

Monday, March 28, 2016

And she's the fucking worst. Rahm sucks major moose cock, too, and both of those assholes are Obama's people. That tells you all you need to know about Obama, and explains exactly why Obama has failed so many times when it seemed he should have had no problem winning. He didn't fail at all but was doing exactly what he thought was right.

Jesus. Boston Latin is not fucking Exeter or Andover. Or even better, St. Paul's or Groton. And BB&N is always and forever a day school. A day school in fucking Cambridge, but still a day school, so you cannot try to compare it to a top boarding school, or any boarding school at all, without looking like a fucking asshole. Boarding schools are not the best for every student, but trying to compare Boston Latin or BB&N is the sort of inanity that dipshits waste their time on in order to make themselves feel better about the fact that their kids didn't go to Groton.

It surprising this shit doesn't happen more often. As cycling has gotten bigger and bigger, with more and better coverage, the space for the actual riders has gotten smaller. Funny how that works. At some point, riders will have to stand up for safety, and the UCI and national organizations will need to set the standards.

Carry on. Krugman is the heart of the Democratic establishment, and that establishment decided on Hillary Clinton long before the election even started. It's no surprise that the famous Democrats have been solid for Hillary, but that doesn't mean everybody shouldn't be rubbing their noses in it.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Shocked to see a bigtime team that can actually hit the fucking free throws with the game on the line! Imagine that. Terrible to see Villanova move on, but at least the shitshow that is Kansas and Sam Brownback and the rest of those dickheads was beaten. What's the matter with Kansas? They suck balls. Fuck Kansas.

Heart attack on the road at the Criterium International? Jesus. 22 years old. Is this a tragic undiagnosed heart defect or a brave new era of fatal doping recalling the glory days of the Dutch EPO experiments? The kid's not dead, but his condition is very serious. This is a horrible situation all around. Jesus.

Losing to any organization from Oklahoma should be enough to shut down the team, school, and state of Oregon out of pure shame. From most popular to utter shit in two days. Nice going, you fucking fuckers.

A triumph! I can just hope to jesus fucking christ that the sorry fucking flick is bad enough to warrant multiple viewings on $5 day at the theatre. Please, let this thing suck hard enough to be entertaining. Not exactly hopeful, tho...

Friday, March 25, 2016

This is the most fucking chill sparrow in North America. Exceptionally chill sparrow. Any bird that got that close to Trump would probably be poisoned by all the shit Trump puts in his hair. If a bird got that close to Cruz, he'd feel-up the bird and then try to fuck it apparently--as long as his wife wasn't looking.

Not such a good day for Ted Cruz. Now we know another reason why Trump was so eager to get everyone but Cruz out--Katrina Pierson has been Trump's secret weapon all along. But Pierson was not a secret to Cruz, and how could he be dumb enough to walk right into Trump's tacky abattoir? Fucking moron. So now, Trump's got a narrative, and it is that Cruz is an ineligible Canadian, and oh, by the way, he's also a serial adulterer. Buh-bye Cruz. It was also a very good Friday for the media clowns. Non-stop entertainment and shitting all over the vile Ted Cruz is exactly the funfetti our society desires. Donald Trump is easily the finest blessing jesus has ever bestowed on exceptional America.

And The National Enquirer is America's finest and most exceptional news source.

Not just on the inside, where's he's a fucking dimwit and a yuge pussy, but on the outside too. There's something wrong with Allen West's head: the fat ugly bottom of his shovel-face doesn't fit with the narrow, beady rat eyes and undersized brainpan. HDTV is no friend to that fucking cocksucker.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

The true dweebs got their revenge in the comments. Considering that Stargate SG-1 was on for like a hundred years, the Cheyenne Mountain Complex was seen most of the time as the HQ for the stargate when compared to any Terminator flicks or War Games.

I mean, they gotta be.IBD is just the place the dipshit-Americans and teabagger-Americans and Koch-suckers and other assorted assholes go for all the most sciencey science. Brilliant! At some point, we are gonna have to send things like IBD and people like John Merline to live on their own islands far away in order to make the rest of us a bit smarter.

He's like a thousand years old--make him stop. He sucks at that game. Robert Bentley is yet another perfect family-values Republican creepster violating all the bullshit "morals" he pretends are oh so important, but he needs use sign language or something to make his girlfriend all wet and sticky so we don't have to listen to it. Maddow was all over this shit show tonight, and it wasn't offensive at all, simply sad. Very sad. Funny. But very sad. And funny.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

It's the loser parade! Bringing out these loser idiots is not going to help Ted Cruz at all. In fact, it's definitely hurting him. Utah aside, Cruz is on the glorious glide path of epic failure, and will end 2016 having lost the presidency in comically inept way along with alienating every single politician in the USA who could actually help him further his career. That's pretty fucking fun!

Even the dumb bunnies at National Review have almost figured that out--and that's not nothing cuz those people are fucking idiots. What John Kasich wants to do is keep himself visible while at the same time helping to prevent any surprises from Ted Cruz or whatever is left of the GOP establishment. Kasich gets the double when he helps Trump and helps himself at the same time. Kasich makes sense for Trump as well, being a sitting governor, sorta, and being from Ohio. Even Kasich can see that without too much help, and you can be sure Trump sees it.

Both of these lists were clearly compiled by people who had no knowledge of boarding schools.

If you have an endowment of $40,000 per student, you don't belong on any list with Groton or any of the Big-6. Make the fucking list top 40 or top 30 if you have to scrape that far down into the bottom of the barrel.

Hockaday is not a boarding school, nor is Milton, nor St. Alban's, nor Indian Springs. If you have a 50/50 or worse boarding percentage, you're a day school. These schools don't belong on the list, and neither do the other glorified day schools on the lists with a minority boarding percentage. Fucking stupid.

Any list that has Emma Willard or Westover above Miss Porter's is fucking ridiculous. Emma and Westover are good schools, but Miss Porter's is the best and most prestigious all-girls school out there by far. And probably will be as long as there are still all-girls schools.

Any list with Andover or Exeter on the top is fucking useless. Andover and Exeter are the only boarding schools any civilians can name. The best school is probably St. Paul's, or maybe Groton if you want a very small school--unless you're a swimmer. Then it's probably Hotchkiss, unless you want to do crew. Then Deerfield. Andover and Exeter are like Harvard and Yale, for better and worse, with plenty of opportunities and brand recognition.

Regardless, the traditional Big-5, Andover, Choate, Exeter, Hotchkiss, St. Paul's, now joined by Deerfield for an effective Big-6, are the best of the best for reasons beyond last year's test scores and college admissions, and people will pay a premium for those damn good reasons. Lawrenceville and Northfield Mount Hermon play in that traditional sandbox with the Big-6 as well, and don't ever believe that doesn't count for something. These peer schools are self-selecting, and they haven't self-selected any other schools in 40 fucking years.

Those fucking dirtballs in ISIS and all those other fundamentalist idiots are nothing when compared to real terrorists like the National Rife Association and the American Israel Public Affairs Committee. Unlike ISIS, those true terrorists have the ability to destroy societies, obliterate nations, and ruin the lives of millions of innocent human beings all over the world. ISIS would give their left nuts to be as evil and insane and destructive as the NRA and AIPAC.

Fuck ISIS, I'd look to the Limey scumbags first. ISIS probably had little or nothing to do with this beyond taking the Donald Trump-esque credit for the shitty fucking thing. The fucking Brits, though, those assholes could easily have done this. Everyone knows they can't be trusted.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Big fucking deal for America and a big fucking deal for Cuba. Obama's done well with this, and it will go down as one of the true triumphs of his presidency. Even better, it drives the shithead Republicans, rancid teabagging fuckwits, and asshole Cuban Americans fucking apoplectic--that might be the best part of all. The US plays nice with Saudi Arabia and China and Great Britain and Kuwait and almost all the rest of the shittiest places on this fucking planet, so it is about time we spread the love to our neighborly Cuban brothers and sisters. Obama has shown true leadership and deserves the credit. Opening relations with Cuba should have been done long ago, but Obama took the initiative where others failed. Good shit. Props to El Presidente Barry Soetoro Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

This idiot. Welfare academia is wrong, often wrong about things, so this is a fainty faint glimmer. Obama's big loss right at the end on Garland, if it is indeed a loss, will be a big black mark on Obama's legacy. But when Scott Lemieux says you will lose, that means maybe you won't, so light a frakking candle and hope for a surprise win by Obama, a win that will very likely be the final nail in the coffin of the GOP.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Good movie. Good enough, anyway. Was it the idiot little brother of Iron Man? Sure. Was it yet another remarkably predictable Marvel flick with a mirror-image villain? You bet. It was entertaining though, watchable. Paul Rudd has gotten less annoying as he's aged, and Michael Douglas was up to the meager requirements of his Hank Pym. Ant-Man did what it needed to do and was at least as useful as the first Captain America and the Thor movies.

The thread regarding this frame. It's nice that Richard Sachs wants to defend the builder, but a close inspection of such a frame by a frame builder with a lesser reputation than Sachs, especially in that color, makes the joinery look pretty half-assed. Could a builder like RS get away with it? Sure. Does it do the up-and-comer any good to have this garbage out there? Nope. The frame looks like a home-build, not a pro-build.

Alan Grayson, not your average bear in the Congress--and the "liberals" who get all huffy about Grayson are almost always hypocrites or ass clowns. Grayson, like Sanders, is a successful, career politician, and expecting him to be anything other than that is naive bordering on insane. The question for Geoff Dutton and everyone else is whether Grayson represents something beyond that usual successful career politician. Dutton says yes. And he is right. Grayson is far from perfect, but compared to the rest of the Congress and especially his primary opponent, the indefensible neo-con sack of shit Patrick Murphy, Grayson is a revelation.

Michael Sweet would have had a better chance of getting the Republican nomination than Ted Cruz ever did. Sweet is a yuge christian wackjob but not nearly as replusive as Cruz. Plus the 1980s poodle-hair wig is way more attractive than anything Ted Cruz could possibly manage on his best day.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Really? Cuz that leads me to think that maybe you never read anything OTHER than Ayn Rand's dreadful tripe. Pretty much any decent novel will portray characters who are conflicted but not evil, who have desires and goals but who are not shallow as a puddle and dumb as fucking rocks. Kids can be stupid, but if you're gonna be lame enough to waste time reading Ayn Rand, drop your dick for a minute and get to the fucking library or something. Jesus.

President Obama is very fortunate that his enemies are the hilariously incompetent and comically evil GOP, but a bit too much of Obama's legacy now rests on this nomination. Obama's banking on the continued failure of the Republicans in Congress to accomplish anything beyond risible fuck-ups, but if those dipshits somehow win this one right at the end, Obama will look like a buffoon exactly as the book is closed on his tenure. That's a tough one. So far, Obama is seeing the wall of GOP obstruction crack but only superficially. For now the foundation of unconstitutional incompetence holds strong for the Republicans.

And there's no way he's not going to endorse the Democratic nominee, even though that nominee will be Hillary Clinton. Sanders could have run as a third-party candidate. But when he ran as a Dem, that should have told you all you need to know about where he would finish his campaign. Not to say that Sanders would not be a better President than Clinton in every way, but Sanders knew going in that Clinton would most likely be the nominee no matter how well he ran. Nothing has changed. Clinton is no better and no worse than when she started, and Sanders decided to run in her party. Dave Lindorff should probably know that by now, x-specially after watching Obama for the last seven years.

As seen on Fox "News" last night. Hannity was fluffing these pathetic losers on his tee vee show, and it was every bit as sad as you would expect. There's nothing too special about these guys, as they are exactly the nasty, little, stupid creepsters they seem to be.

Trump's committed genocide on the Republican Party and disemboweled Fox "News"--that was way fun, but that good shit is ended. Now all that's left for us is the actual Trump campaign, and that's fucking awful in every fucking way. Plus the gloom of the shit show that is the oncoming Hillary Clinton presidency is just going to become more smothering every gods-damned day. There will be no fun left in the campaign, no entertainment, no hope for sublime amusement. It's all racist fucksticks and humiliating Clinton mini-disasters from here on out. We had joy. We had it all. It was lovely. Today everything is fucking black. Reality is going to get more depressing every day.

Some people will always be better than the usual Democratic Party idiots, and for those good folks, Jill Stein. Not every Dem will vote for Hillary, even if every single Republican will follow the leader and vote for Trump. For those Dems who are too smart for another Clinton, Jill Stein. If you want to vote for someone who doesn't suck in almost every possible way, Jill Stein. Hillary's gonna win in November, but you don't have to vote for her if you don't want to. You can vote for Jill Stein. That way you'll be able to live with yourself for a while.

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Gasparino is on Fox Business squeaking incoherently about how Trump is not going to be the Republican nominee and "they" will stop him. Even the other stupid motherfuckers on that channel can see that Trump is already the Republican nominee, and if it's not Trump then the Republicans will not be running a candidate in 2016. When you stand out as a noticeably bigger idiot than the usual Fox Business crew of Neil Cavuto, Lou Dobbs, Trish Regan, and Maria Bartiromo, that is quite a fucking accomplishment. Nice going, Gasparino! You're a bigger fucking moron than even Eric Bolling!

Though, as the votes come in, his lead is shrinking. It won't be enough for Trump to take Ohio, but John Kasich is now the biggest loser in this race. John Kasich's not winning anything in 2016 other than his own state by probably less than 5%, and that is an embarrassment by any measure.

Rubio has always sucked titanic moose cock, and anyone actually paying attention knew his presidential campaign would never get traction anywhere in our blighted land. But my gods, Rubio has been even more hilariously inept than even I would have ever believed. Make no mistake, Rubio is loathsome conservative cocksucker, but his astounding incompetence as a candidate has overwhelmed his frightening ignorance and black-hearted evil. So, now we say bye-bye to risible dullard, fatuous shitstain, religious maniac, and bathetic assclown Marco Rubio, a man stupid enough to give up his Senate seat in a hopeless bid for the Republican nomination, hoping for ourselves and our children we never have to hear from him again in our gods-damned America. Fuck off and die, loser. Nobody ever liked you. You are a fucking disgrace.

Even Fox Business is having trouble ginning up any of their usual squealing insanity over tonight's election results. Trump's beaten them. He's crushed their spirits. Whether Trump wins Ohio or loses Ohio, he has had the nomination locked up for a couple of weeks now; Sam Wang's is way overthinking this shit. The anti-Trump vote was gelded long ago, and there was never any chance of a brokered convention because it is not in the utterly unimaginative nature of the Republican mindset. The hopeless authoritarian idiots in the Republican Party were always going to fall in line behind Trump and his vulgar army of supporters. Tonight all this is sad theater.

The thing they're missing about Trump v Cruz, or "What Would Suck Less" is that Trump has ABSOLUTELY NO political connection with the Republican OR Democratic establishments. Trump will not be able to function within the establishment political process in any way.

IF the Republicans unite behind Cruz, Cruz WILL have at least a little stick with the party, making a potential Cruz administration's violent conservative inanity worse than Trump's insane incompetence due to assistance of the Republicans and compliance of spineless, hopeless Democrats.

Where a President Trump could be very fucking scary would be with an aroused and inflamed well-lubricated white racist army at his command to fuck with the day-to-day American life because President Trump has been unable to bend the American political establishment to his demented will.

But that would be so much more entertaining on the tee vee. How could anyone not wish for a deranged Trump presidency? Even strivers like entry-level Democratic establishment pissboys trapped in a threadbare welfare academia sinecure?

Saturday, March 12, 2016

He's going to get him disqualified. Trump wants the one-on-one with Cruz because Trump sincerely believes Ted Cruz will be legally disqualified from running. Trump's a wily little fucker, but he is not subtle. If Trump wants Cruz, it is because he's already beaten him. This should not be a surprise to anyone. Donald J. Trump, Sooper Genius. (What does that say about Cruz?)

Yale's not for you. Or Harvard. Yale and Harvard and all the rest are only for the few, the very few, and those folks aren't you. Or me. Or statistically, they don't exist. Except they do. And if Yale or Harvard let five or 10 percent of each class be the truly intelligent, intellectual students and not just more of the mundane spawn of the 0.1% who can write a check, well, be happy for that you shitheel peasant bastard. It's more than they used to do.

That screams what fucking garbage people Democrats are. Fucking creepy loser Brent Bozell gets his empty head full of even yet still more bullshit about scary womens, yet the Democrats can't turn this into electoral gold. Almost makes you think that the Democratic Party has more in common with the Republicans and shitheads like Bozell than some people would like to admit.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Today's the day when the Big-6 boarding schools, Andover, Choate, Deerfield, Exeter, Hotchkiss, St. Paul's, along with many of the hangers-on, hand out their acceptances. Plenty of kids and families with great news, plenty without. Nothing like playing in the 0.1% sandbox, boys and girls.

Or possibly an asteroid impact wiping out Florida? Does that make me a bad person? We can hope for the loves of jesus and all the rest of the fictitious, blind idiot gods out there to make sure that every one of the exceptional American vile guntard cocksuckers running around loose gets killed by their own guns by next Tuesday so that America can finally evolve beyond rancid violent insanity. Rock on, jesus. Rock the fuck on.

Won't have an easy time with some of the Dems and some of the others voting for Sanders in the primaries. The Establishment will work as hard as necessary to get Hillary Clinton into the White House--she's been their choice for the last four years. Some of the folks are not going to smile all the while, though. Some of that resistance, some of that discomfort might manifest itself as constructive, supportive criticism to make Hillary a better president, but some of it will be good, decent people who can't fucking stand her and saw the shit show she'll be in office even before this campaign began in earnest.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

After his wild rampage tonight, Trump decided to whip out his yuge dick and hit everyone in sight right across the face with the scabrous noodle on wordwide cable tee vee. Trump gives no fucks at all now--he knows he's their king, and he will make every single one of those motherfuckers eat his shit with a smile on their faces. He owns them. They'll feast on rancid steak and drown their nightmares with mouldy wine on the days Trump does not bless them with yet another yuge Trumpshit sandwich, but be it Trump shit or Trump steaks, the Republican Party will chow it down greedily till they choke to death on it.

Fox Business runs out fuckheads like Neil Cavuto in place of the simpering morons of Fox "News". Plus the business channel has Lou Dobbs frothing like a rabid pet molester snarling after Mitt Romney and clawing crazily at the likes of Charlie Gasparino and the other anti-Trump mouthpieces on set, while Lisa "Kennedy" Montgomery squeaks out some nonsensical word-salad during the quieter times. This is pretty fucking frightening but it is also wonderfully entertaining. Fox Business should be credited for delivering the most glorious inanity per hour during this 2016 election season.

Michigan, the land that time forgot. And American doesn't give a shit about. But they love Trump, so the opprobrium is richly deserved. Nice going, assholes. But at least Rubio keeps losing in the most hilariously pathetic fashion imaginable.

Mississippi is a fucking hellhole. When the least embarrassing and shitty thing to come from your state is Brett Favre, you know you are truly hell's fucking toilet. Mississippi sucks Nancy Reagan style, too!

Yes, many will, but not nearly all. For many good and decent Americans, voting for another Clinton is a bridge too far. Fuck, for more than a few rock-ribbed DEMOCRATS, voting for another Clinton is never going to fucking happen. The Clintons are just too nasty for those great Americans, and that's okay. In fact, those Americans are the best Americans, and it is our enduring shame that there are not MORE of them, enough to defeat Clinton in the primaries and get a sensible, pragmatic centrist like Bernie Sanders into the White House.

None of it is going to matter though, because those Dems will vote for Hillary, and that will be more than enough. Hillary is gonna suck Nancy Reagan-style, but that's that.

Stupid or evil? Guess what, you CAN have both! At some point the entirety of humanity will lose the ability to overcome the tsunami of evil and outright stupidity infecting our species. These anti-science fuckstains are killing everyone and every thing and need to be stopped.

Bloomberg is a jerk-off's jerk-off. Exactly the last thing the USA needed was another shitheaded billionaire masturbating in public. Bloomberg is a fucking menace, but at least he's also a coward, so we won't have to spend any of our precious time laughing at his feckless presidential campaign.

Truly her only good quality. But in exceptional America shouldn't we be celebrating Nancy Davis Reagan for her exceptional cock sucking skills? Everything else about that vile harpy was utterly disgusting.

Who knew? I think Mr. Lindorff might have overestimated the extent to which Elizabeth Warren is anything other than a US Senator. Could she have endorsed Sanders? Sure. Would that have helped him win in Mass.? Maybe. Might that have derailed Clinton? Probably not. Are Senators in the business of standing on principle and possibly pissing off the next President? Not on this planet, Dave.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Nancy Reagan was a hateful imbecile married to brain-dead potted plant, and Peyton Manning is a horrible walking fuckstick. Nobody on Earth should give a fuck whether these motherfuckers live or die or how or when.

Yes, watching Trump cut the defenceless Republican Party into quivering bloody chunks of viscera is more fucking pleasing than anything else could ever possibly be, but seeing Rubio fall down like a hopeless, helpless buffoon over and over is pretty fucking great, too, because there is also something ugly and truly horrible at Rubio's core. That fatuous idiot became the hope of the establishment, and he let them down in the most public and most embarrassing way conceivable.

Loomis is phenomenal. Incredible faculty, perfect campus, great
location, athletics are second to none, kids place as well as any other
NE Prep School (St. Pauls, Andover, Exeter). And the kids there are
very well balanced. Loomis really is already superior to Choate and
widening the gap every year.

The Republican Party is groaning and suffering and bleeding out while we watch, in paroxysms of bloody agony that are the real proof of all the gods' love. But in reality this is all Trump's doing; our children will owe that vomitous shitbird a great debt.

Donald Trump skullfucked CPAC just for fun this year. Trump is a terrorist, but his only victims will be the men who made their livings off the Republican Party. Trump running down CPAC like a three-legged possum caught in his headlights on some crumbling back road in Georgia was just a fun thing he did because it was easy. Now all those shitheel Trump voters have been shown that CPAC is another one of those shithead establishment clown shows they can ignore forever.

At their core, Republicans are gutless followers--and they will follow Donald Trump into the abyss, taking their party with them. For all the nervous braying we are seeing right now, there's no way more than a handful of Republicans will have the balls to defy their masters, and this year will be the end of the Republican Party. After the historic electoral implosion this November, we will be left with probably three distinct pygmy parties in place of the Republican Party, none of which will ever be a force in national politics again: the vulgar racists of the Trump Party; the most flagrantly ignorant closet-cases in the Teabagger Party; and the diseased rump of the unrepentant, unreconstructed former Republican establishment. Much of the former Republican establishment, along with the more reasonable of their voters, will move to their true home in the Democratic Party because that establishment will not want to give up their influence. The best possible next step would be a formation of a new major party in opposition to the Democrats, taking the place on the center-left where the USA has never really had a major political party except possibly for a few minutes during the beginnings of the FDR administration.

This political evolution will be phenomenal for the USA, and it will all be due to Donald Trump. Eventually, when the crazed racist violence of his life is faded and dimmed by time, Trump will be seen as a hero because he finally vanquished one of the world's worst, most dangerous political movements in human history, the Republican Party.

After the pissants finally run out of enthusiasm, wind down their failed campaigns, and fall into line behind their jefe, Herr Trump, do you think Trump will make them pay for their lack of respect? Is Trump the magnanimous winner, the graceful, forgiving leader, or is he a cruel, spiteful narcissist with a vicious mean streak and a memory like an elephant? I wonder.

It's nice the insider wannabes want to minimize the venality and absolute evil of the rest of the Republican Party and their candidates all over the country. Trump's tactless and deranged but less political and polished, so this somehow makes him worse than the violent racists and feckless race-baiters who have been thriving in the Republican Party since 64? That's fucking genius. In the end, it's the exact comically shallow analysis you would expect from a below-entry-level conniver. But since it has the effect of justifying the establishment, you can be sure Campos is not merely being a fucking dipshit.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Mittens Romney, a failed son, a certified loser, a clueless hypocrite, a repugnant shitstain, is the perfectly risible fatuous asswhipe to fail to stop the Trump kaiju rampage. The rank and file Republican voters hate Romney, and nobody would have less of a chance to derail the Trump express. But oh fuck it will be all kinds of fun to watch, so please, jesus, do us a solid just this once you fucking asshole. Give us the Mittens so we can watch Trump wipe his ass with him right there at the convention.

Today the best the Republicans could do was wheel out a proven, certified loser Mitt Romney to attack the new Republican god Donald Trump. That's pretty fucking beautiful. Even if Trump doesn't get one additional vote this year, he's killed the loathsome creature that was once known as the Republican Party.

Now that Trump has pounded the lumber into the heart of the Republican Party, the rest of the USA has to acknowledge that Donald Trump is a fucking walking marmalade douchenozzle and vulgar narcissist, but Donald Trump is no worse than Cruz, Rubio, and Kasich. Cruz is an unctuous religious psychotic, a personification of all the shit squeezed into every sewer in Texas. Rubio is an empty-headed tool who was dumb enough to quit his Senate seat while still in his 40s in order to lose the presidential primary contest in the most hilarious fashion since Rudy Giuliani, as well as being a loathsome teabagging creep. Kasich is repulsive Bill O'Reilly-wannabe and arch-conservative cocksucker. Trump sucks, but he sucks exactly the way the rest of the candidates suck. President Trump is almost guaranteed to be better, or at least no worse, in the office than Cruz or Rubio or Kasich would have been.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Cruz is a repugnant, rancid walking shitstain, but he did win two more primaries than I thought he would. Unfortunately for that fuckbrain Cruz, he couldn't do well enough in his home state to deny Trump a yuge chunk of the Texas delegates. This is the end for Cruz, the most repellent Republican in the USA. That's not nothing!

Underwhelming and sad will define the second Clinton presidency for all the decent, sane Americans out there hoping for something at least a bit better. This is your establishment Democratic Party at work. Imagine if the USA had an actual center-left or left-wing political party to counteract the reactionary inanity of the Dems and the Republicans--or if the Dems moved leftward to the center, toward a useful, pragmatic, proven, problem-solving agenda for the nation and the world. Not this year, chief.

Rubio is a such a fucking loser he makes Huckabee and Santorum and all the rest of the teabagging nimrods and racist cocksuckers look like George Fucking Washington. Loser loser loser. And Marco Rubio is the jerkoff that establishment chose to take down Trump. Heh, indeedy.

Super Tuesday is a bloodbath for establishment Republicans. Trump's damage has already killed the party. At 7:30 EST, the tee vee outlets are trying to make a few of these races appear competitive, but all you have to see is the disarray on the Republican side to know that win or lose, Trump's won the prize of wrecking what until tonight was referred to as the Republican Party. No Republican has any clue how to save their asses, and the final insult will come if some mainstream Republican asshole is forced to run on a third-party ticket in a vain attempt to stop Trump. Glory be to all the fucking gods for they love us so much they gave us this entertainment to bring us joy.