I will be giving a five minute Lightning Talk at SQLRally in May that aims to do the impossible: Teach a n00b T-SQL in 5 minutes. I can guarantee that after my five minute talk, you’ll be an expert in T-SQL to rival the best of the best, or your money (that you spent on reading this free blog) back!

This will be the reference page for all time for the five minute talk. After the fact, I’ll post either a video from the talk or a reenactment, for your learning pleasure. But…if you’re not actually THERE, you’re going to miss out on some other really awesome speakers!

Thanks to Jorge Segarra (Blog, Twitter) for inviting me to present at the Lightning Talk…this is gonna be fun!