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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

The principal who was dressed up as the beloved character "Tigger" for the first day of school woke up with a really, really bad headache and had to be released from the cage when he insisted the costume came off.

First a tropical storm. Then escaped tigers and lions. Could school kids be behind all this to delay the start of school? Consider this: perfect weather in NY today. No loose tigers or lions. And school doesn't start for two more weeks.

"Ferraro said the lion returned to its open cage on its own but officers put two darts into the animal so it could be safely examined for any injuries. The tiger, she said, was roaming the grounds and took three darts"

So we should make sure we have, oh, I'm estimating six darts handy in case Siouxie goes machete-happy?*

Shhhh, fivv; Sio sent that in to the Blog, so we have to pretend we've never seen it, in case it gets posted.

Speaking of Fay, she was predicted to make a hard left turn after moving North to around Jacksonville. However, she's stopped for a nap, off Canaveral. So now, if she makes a hard left turn I guess she's gonna wander back across the middle of the State. Dang tourist drivers!