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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney has now announced that a sting operation has prompted the arrest of more than a dozen people nationwide connected to the the Mafia. The criminal organization has been accused of leasing dangerous fish to beachfront property homeowners, that will patrol the ocean near their homes, to keep swimmers and tourists away. The U.S. Attorney General is alleging that the rental agreement is loan sharking.

Dear Blake, My son and daughter-in-law have a golf cart they allow their 6-year-old son, to drive. I feel that my grandson is too little to control the vehicle. He can barely see above the steering ...