About Me

The law I do is concerned with blood splatter patterns, bodily fluids and firearms residues as opposed to the more esoteric (and lucrative) commercial stuff. I am also a published novelist ('twentytwelve' published by Adonis and Abbey in 2006) which you should all order immediately in support of my desperate attempt to get its amazon.co.uk rating below half a million!

Saturday, 10 October 2009

satan was a lesbian

With Hat Tip to Hank (link to left - well two links: Downtown Guy and Hank's Dreams), how insane is this? It's a cover for some piece of 60s trash fiction. Interesting to see what this header does to traffic, though. I'll be watching the counter carefully. Okay, I know you want me to. Here are some more duff album covers. No more after these, I think...

Just think, they might move in next door, Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Our Ruby looks like she's been decapitated and had her head stuck back on incompetently. Perhaps she has. I suspect the Witty family.

A bit of law! In 1957 Liberace sued the Daily Mirror for defamation for suggesting that he was gay. Well, it didn't quite put it that way, it described him as 'this deadly, winking, sniggering, scent impregnated, chromium plated, luminous, quivering... (and so on - you get the general idea). The jury awarded Liberace £8,000. Young people and the terminally inattentive may need to know that Liberace was - erm - not ungay. Didn't stop him trousering what by the standards of the time was a very large sum of money on the basis that he was not gay and cut to the quick by the very suggestion.