While he gropes himself with eunuch fists, I sow my sole into his teeth and finger him for cash.

Froth at the Gob

Dear JJ,

I read your books
and saw your shows
and each movie you
ever worked on
I got this novel on
paper too fantastic
but I think you’d do
well to put it on your
show to increase
viewership by three
hundred percent in six weeks
I think I may have
written the first post
modern novel I hope
you consider it for
your next episode
but if you don’t I
won’t be mad it’s
ok I will
understand.

Related

Tonya Chocolate Lunch Time
raises her glass, a toast to never having tosexualize her children on film and to the day’s spoils, rotten and gold.
The rest of her party, the clerk, the cleric, and three princess chiefs, agree
and agree around the Holy Saint Weed Plant that burns
real slow in the pyre.