The driver we're referring to isn't Sean Connery or Roger Moore or Daniel Craig. The guy's name really is James Bond.

The driver — who has has exactly zero resemblance to any of the six actors who have officially portrayed the British agent — was unhurt in the crash, which occurred around 1:30 AM. His alleged intoxicant of choice also was a far cry from 007's painstakingly-prepared martinis as Bond was said to be buzzed on beer.