“I only regret the people I didn’t have sex with….. And 60% of the people I did have sex with.” “Podfather” (the Guardian) and star of Radio 4’s Relativity, Richard Herring gets to the half-century (against all odds) and looks at how his life has changed in the last decade, from irresponsible, single kidult, literally fighting his way through a mid-life crisis, to married father who is mid-way to the telegram from the Queen (though given she will be 140 in 2067, she might forget to send it). Following on from “Oh [censored]*, I’m 40!” , this is the second (and let’s face it, almost certainly penultimate) installment in Herring’s once-a-decade examination of ageing. “A gloriously infantile delight in mischief, provocation and inspired rudeness” The Guardian.