One implosion at a time, Houston is losing some of its most memorable landmarks, including the much-lauded Eighth Wonder of the World (otherwise known as the Astrodome).

For life-long Houstonians, it's a kick in the gut, a source of passionate water cooler conversations and a hot political topic, so it's comforting to know we can take solace in new restaurants and bars that are mixing creative quirk with talent and vision.

Here are the security advisories in their entirety, along with photos of famous landmarks in the supposedly dangerous neighborhoods. (For the full effect, set the slideshow to "God Bless America" at full volume and, while watching it, munch on some Freedom Fries.)

Imagine: A whole museum dedicated to SPAM in all its canned, hammy goodness.

Well, imagine no longer – this place exists, as do a number of museums dedicated to oddities like funeral history, medical specimens, barbed wire and more. Better yet, they can all be found somewhere in the United States. So, if the idea of missing out on jewelry made of hair is too much to bear, check out some of the weirdest museums in America.