http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |• Russia refused U.S. demands to extradite NSA's Ed Snowden Tuesday. Last week China refused to give him up and the week before Hong Kong said no to the U.S. Forty years ago, no one would've dreamed that Rodney Dangerfield would be our first black president.

• GOP Senator Marco Rubio welcomed Hispanic immigrants in a speech Monday. They come from countries rich in resources. Mexico is rich in oil, silver, gold, tequila and beer and if immigration reform goes through, they'll be the number-one producer of Americans.

• Monica Lewinsky's lingerie was put up for auction by her old boyfriend Sunday. It's a nice try. Unless he has a certificate of authenticity showing that she wore it while bringing pizza to President Obama in the Oval Office it's not worth a thing to Republicans.

• NSA leaker Edward Snowden slipped out of Hong Kong and flew to Russia Sunday a week after he fled Hawaii for Hong Kong. His next move is either Cuba, Venezuela, Ecuador or Iceland, no one knows. He's the only guy in the world the NSA is not surveilling.

• Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were reportedly discussing marriage Tuesday after the birth of their baby daughter North. He's getting cold feet. Kanye West doesn't know if he is ready to take on a seventy-two day commitment like a marriage to Kim Kardashian.

• The White House science advisor said a War on Coal is what's needed to fight carbon pollution. Miners should rejoice. If the War on Coal goes as well as the War on Drugs, every no-smoking section in he country will make an exception for coal-powered laptops.

• President Obama warned of climate change Tuesday and called for wind and solar to replace coal and oil as America's energy sources. He needs new consultants. People voted for the president to get free health care, they're not about to give up air conditioning.

• Japan scientists said Sunday by year's end they will be growing human organs inside of pigs and transplanting them into humans. It's not a perfect system. People on the waiting list can only have the organs if there's a terrible accident at an Oklahoma barbecue.

• Mexico theme park Parque EcoAlberto opened a twenty-minute attraction that takes people through a fake U.S. border crossing. It's complete with wolves, fences, and angry shouts from U.S. border agents. It's so lifelike. If you get all the way through it, they give you a three thousand dollar refund for your child tax credit and an EBT card for lunch.

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