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It's Ass Kicking time with the Beiber

50 Cent Blood on the Sand was recieved well by critics and the public alike. The only major gripe was the suspention of disbelief. Most people just thought it was unbelievable that a real life rapper could posess the gun toting power that 50 did in the game. Since the game was successful it recieved the green light for a sequel. But the developers wanted to make it much more realistic, so they cashed in their pocket change and recruited Justin Beiber.

Obviously Beiber is tough. You would have to be too walk around in public with a ridiculous looking haircut like that.

Many famous people have decided to adopt the same hairstyle as their hero Justin Bieber. I have selected some of these celeberties. Can you name any of these people who have Bieber Fever??

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As Justin Bieber starts to get older and more mature he is looking for ways to establish himself as a serious artist. The logical step would be to create a perfume like all of his celebrity peers have. It is a required task that upon achiving even a minimal amount of fame that you are obligated to create a fragrance.

Here are some facts about the new fragrance.

Every bottle will contain three of Justin's tears.

Animal testing on the fragrance was only done on "Annoying animals that deserved to die anyway".

$150 for a 1.5 oz bottle. If you mail three naked Ken dolls to Bieber, you will recieve a coupon for $5 off.

In yet another sign of the Apocolapyse, someone "won" a online auction by paying a outrageous amount of money for the hair of a child. If wasting all that money is not humiliating enough, the owner of the hair will also embarass themself further by appearing publicly on the Ellen Degeneress in the near future.

What is even more disturbing than the actual hair purchase is the recent announcement it encouraged. A spokesperson for Bieber confirmed that another auction is set to take place sometime in the future for Justin Bieber's pubic hair.

"As soon as he grows some hair on his balls, we plan on selling it at auction" says his manager Scooter who checks Justin for hair growth daily. Interest is in owning his pubic hair is increasing rapidly. Early auction estimates the crotch hair to sell for $150,000.

Crabs sold seperately.

Unfunny comedian Andy Dick has expressed interest in Justin's crotch hair. Sources claim Andy plans on aggresively bidding in the auction. If he wins, Andy intends on using the pubic hair as a loufa to scrub his face with. However, owning the pubic hair is not Dick's main agenda. What Andy Dick wants is to bid for the right to personally shave Justin's pubic hair.

Justin Bieber is Canadian, as are the other assholes on this page. Go home maple-suckers!