If I was dressed in my best defensesWould you agree to meet me for coffee?If I did my tricks with smoke and mirrorsWould you still know which one was me?If I was naked and screaming on your front lawnWould you turn on the light and come down?Screaming there's the asshole who did this to meStripped me of my power;Stripped me down...-Ani DiFranco

Jenny came over and told me about BradHe's such a hairy behemoth she saidAnd dumb as a box of hammersBut he's such a handsome guyAnd I opened up and I told her about LarryAnd yesterday how he asked me to marryI'm not giving him an answer yetI think I can do better

CHORUS:So we laughed, compared notesWe had a drink, we had a smokeShe took off her overcoatI kissed a girlI kissed a girl

So she called home to say she'd be lateHe said, he worried but now he'd feel safeI'm glad you're with your girlfriend,Tell her "Hi" for methen I looked at you, you had guilt in your eyesBut it only lasted a little whileAnd then I felt your hand above my knee

CHORUS:And we laughed at the worldThey can have their diamondsAnd we'll have our pearlsI kissed a girlI kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweetShe was just like kissing meI kissed a girl, won't change the worldBut I'm so gladI kissed a girl

And we laughed at the worldThey can have their diamondsAnd we'll have our pearlsI kissed a girl (for the first time)I kissed a girl (and I may do it again)I kissed a girlI kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweetShe was just like kissing me (but better)I kissed a girl

I kissed a girl, won't change the worldBut I'm so gladI kissed a girl (for the first time)I kissed a girl (won't be the last time)I kissed a girlI kissed a girl...