This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit so I can talk to fish and stop getting made fun of whenever I go swimming with the dolphins. You wanna know what they said to me last time? 'Who let the whale in here?' I'm trying to find somebody with a helicopter who'll help me airlift a great white into their tank.

Hit the jump for a shot of the ASStromech. See what I did there? Yes, EMBARRASSED MYSELF.

Thanks to Terrance, who made his own C-3PO shirt and doesn't get why nobody wants to talk to him. SPOILER: No pants.