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You took off the aluminum hat again didn't you? I don't care if it's itchy -- ya gotta keep it on . . . besides we don't want a repeat performance from last summer when you weren't wearing it and the aliens came down and abducted you and performed those experiments on you do we . . . isn't one alien anal probe enough for one life time?

OK! OK! ITS ON! ITS ON!!!! but.... i don't remember being abducted?? when did that happen?? and... how do you know about that!!! YOURE ONE OF THEM TOOO!!!!

Ok Hiram,
We'll start with basic math....2+1=3.
What gets me is you were sitting right next to us when we announced the new name at WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and I've never gotten around to changing our avatar.

AHAHAHAHA!!! THATS FUNNY!!! cuz i was looking at that and was like... why do they have wudeaters avatar!!! *sigh*

I kicked him out!
Nah, ok here is the truth the whole truth and nothin' but the truth.
Aliens have infiltrated and they've asked me to help out by carrying one of their own for a gestation time (thankfully shorter than elephants gestation time). I agreed, but to maintain our cover, we had to change our geocaching name from Wudeater (and Wife) to We3Beans (Bean is our last name). (And BTW, it was all about a chainsaw, hence the husky avatar). Anywho, the whole reason why the aliens wanted us was to find out more about you. Where you go, who you are with, what you drink etc. Since they've gather a tremendous amount of information here and through your television, stero and computer they may not need the mini-Bean (herein known as Sprout) so we're hoping they just leave him with us (yes, him) and hope he isn't too weird. Does this help?

I kicked him out!
Nah, ok here is the truth the whole truth and nothin' but the truth.
Aliens have infiltrated and they've asked me to help out by carrying one of their own for a gestation time (thankfully shorter than elephants gestation time). I agreed, but to maintain our cover, we had to change our geocaching name from Wudeater (and Wife) to We3Beans (Bean is our last name). (And BTW, it was all about a chainsaw, hence the husky avatar). Anywho, the whole reason why the aliens wanted us was to find out more about you. Where you go, who you are with, what you drink etc. Since they've gather a tremendous amount of information here and through your television, stero and computer they may not need the mini-Bean (herein known as Sprout) so we're hoping they just leave him with us (yes, him) and hope he isn't too weird. Does this help?

wouldn't it have been a whole lot easier to just come out in the open and say that?? now don't you feel better now since that is done and over with?? yah know, it brings to mind a very moving educational documentary, some of you may have heard about it, it's called "Larry Boy, and the fib from outer space" it's a veggie tales documentary, very moving, i laughed, i cried, i ate popcorn. but anyways this should be a lesson to all, don't try to hide things and make up cover stories... just come right out and say it... we're here to listen.