Top 5 WTF Moments at UFC Fight Night 26

4. And the Winner of the High-Five Contest is...?

It's official: TUF breakout star Uriah Hall has officially crapped the bed. In what was supposed to be a "gimme" fight against a blown up welterweight in John Howard, Hall refused to fight and instead went into full "I'm your bro, you're my bro, let's be bros" mode. It was bro-tastic when it should have been violent. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports

If you’re like me, you went into UFC Fight Night 26 last night expecting Chael Sonnen to lay on top of Mauricio “Shogun” Rua for 25 minutes, Alistair Overeem to eat some poor dude’s soul, and Joe Lauzon to do what Joe Lauzon does. Also, if you’re like me, stop biting my style. That’s so desperate. Everyone thinks you’re so desperate.

Anyway, UFC Fight Night 26 was full of surprises. Here are the top five that made me say “WTF?” (Because in real life I actually talk in acronyms – OMG, right?)

Reem has good techniques but doesn’t know how to fight smart. Just slowly plods and tries to get a knee to win the fight. If that doesn’t work, he breaks..

Michael Johnson – wtf. TRT?

Mike Brown…. one of those good fighters who can’t win fights.

Shogun – always have been VERY overrated. He subbed kevin fucking randleman and everyone thinks he’s a leglock god. He was always a brawler on roids fighting other overrated fighters. Now that he’s got no more roids and is fighting real fighters, he got exposed. Nuthuggers will say he got old. No he didn’t. He got exposed.