Update 07 December 2003 - Mad Scientist / Witch DoctorBasic tracks are completed for PROJECT: FOUR TRACK MIND. Codename: SONIC VOODOO estimates 85% of the experiments are finalized, with screams, dementia, stunt bass, masturbatory six-string manipulations, and polyrythmic acitate currently being finalized. Biochicken is now being served in the lunchroom with Sugarfixxx for a desert.Update 20 March 2004 - Mad Scientist / Witch DoctorCerebral data transfer is currently 98.3781% finalized to the cross dimensional test phase. Final mixing and vortex approval results will be implemented within the coming weeks. Frontal presentation of PROJECT: FOUR TRACK MIND by WickedToe has been completed (greatly appreciated by Sonic Voodoo/M.D.M.I.!). Interior Dimensional Manipulation [IDM] techniques are currently under construction by Enemy Ace (a secret operative of M.D.M.I. shhhhhhh!!!!). Possible reality warp field tests for additional IDM results are being conducted by F.i.S.H.Please visit the lunchroom for some delicious baked-almond Biochicken casserole washed down with some homemade Swampbuzz herbal tea.Update 09 April 2004 - Mad Scientist / Witch DoctorTest phase sequencing of recorded sub-nucleonic DNA has been finalized for the following experiments:BIOCHICKEN, FIRST PANCAKE, FOUR BANGER, SUGARFIXXX, MICROPAIN, THONG BIKINIS.Template formulation with creative proton crystals are being prepared for conditional chaos manipulation for the SWAMPBUZZ experiment. Elite mercenaries and international bounty hunters have been contracted to capture a renegade test subject in order to complete the experimentation of INCEPTION and BIGGIWELL. Critical analysis of test results will begin soon as final mixdown of vortex transfer information is calculated and confirmed. Today's Lunchroom Special: Snot Dogs with Notcho' Cheez!Update 25 September - Mad Scientist / Witch DoctorFinal Mix Phase entered. Approximately 59.19382% completion of test results confirmed ready for mass productions and crass commercialization techniques. Cross-confirmation analysis of finalized test results will commence within the coming weeks. Public comsumption release date to be announced very soon. Stay tuned for further updates...or don't.Today's Lunchroom Special: Jester Micropaine's special recipe pork roast and hot mayonaise eggrolls