Betting on the Grammys this year essentially comes down to betting on Adele winning everything or being snubbed. There are other possible bets, most involving Bon Iver or Skrillex, but it's Adele's game for people to win or lose money on. You might have noticed how inevitable this seems, and to be honest, how boring. That's why we don't do straight odds at Popdust. We do prop bets. We've done them for the VMAs, for Idol, and now for the Grammys. So when you're sitting by the TV, Rolling in the Dip in front of you and drink in hand, print out this list and keep it handy. We promise only a few of them mention Adele.

(Obligatory reminder: Popdust doesn't endorse gambling, overdrinking or eating all the Rolling in the Dip oneself; if you're under 18, just use Monopoly money, etc. Cool? Cool.)

How many hand gestures will Adele's grand comeback performance incorporate?

Over 8: -200

Under 8: +200

What will Adele's grand comeback performance even be?

"Rolling in the Deep": -250

"Someone Like You": -0

"Set Fire to the Rain": +50

"Rumour Has It": +250

Anything off 19: +500

Someone else's song: +1000

A vocalise over "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites": +5000

How many "rolling in the..." puns will people make?

Over 4: +500

Under 4: -300

How many times will Bon Iver's name be mispronounced?

Over 3: +200

Under 3: -100

How many times will the word "dubstep" be uttered?

Over 5: +500

Under 5: -100

How many separate times will her victories stun Taylor Swift?

Over 2: +200

Under 2: -100

How soon into the broadcast will LL Cool J plug NCIS: LA?

Never: 0

Before one hour: +250

After one hour: +500

Who will have bigger hair?

Adele: -100

Bruno Mars: +500

Who will get the first "Who The Fuck Is ______" Tumblr blog?

Skrillex: -500

Bon Iver: -250

The Civil Wars: +100

Mumford and Sons: +250

Adele: +1000

Tony Bennett: +5000

Those Guys Performing With Foster The People And Maroon 5: +10,000 and a voucher for free alcohol of your choice to comfort yourself