So for all you butch gay men out there, please don't be too offended when your straight buddies are terrified when they learn of your (homo)sexuality. Bear with them, educate them, and make sure they know you're not interested. Even if you are.

Quick clarification: Hey, no high horse intended here; lots of guys are "cool with that." Read all the words before you respond, not just the ones that burn your biscuits.