Lightning Shock Sabres 3-0; Intro Steals Show

Yeah, the Sabres were shutout last night, 3-0, in what can be best described as a vintage 90’s clutch and grab performance. Usually, the refs wait until at least 10 games into the season before pocketing their whistles, but whatever: did you see that intro?

A new pipe organ. Giant Tesla coils suspended from the rafters. Are the Lightning trying to channel the Hockey Gods into their arena?

"Ooo, Tesla coils!"

It took over nine minutes for Tampa’s new intro to put every Led Zeppelin laser show to permanent shame. It was glorious… or was it overdone? You decide:

Well, we have Sabretooth rapelling from the rafters. That, and Terry Pegula, is enough intro for us. Unless Terry wants to pony up for a new pipe organ. And giant pyrotechnic dueling sabres. Nah. That really is too much.