CLIVE OWEN WOULDN’T PAY FOR THAT

Clive Owen, who’s currently filming The International with Naomi Watts and Run Lola Run director Tom Tykwer (is it just me or does his name sound like a brand of toys?) has a part in the Extras Christmas special.

That’s where this clip is from, in which he tells the director that he would never pay for sex with Ashley Jensen. But as wise man (Abe Lincoln, maybe?) once said, you don’t pay a prostitute to have sex with you, you pay her to leave afterwards.

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By: Craptastic

01.15.2008 @ 2:41 PM

I pay my whores to keep their traps shut… With BLOOD!!!

By: Charlie Bronze

01.15.2008 @ 2:41 PM

Now that was funny. Wish i’d watched it now.

By: chodin

01.15.2008 @ 2:47 PM

hahaha, that was really funn- oh…i forgot that i’m rocking a proxy server at work, and can’t see shit.

WAAAAA-WAAAAAAA ! WAAAAA-WAAAAAAAA !!!!

By: Fek'lhr

01.15.2008 @ 2:48 PM

Dor sho gha! Oprah is getting her own tv network in 2009, and all we can talk about is hookers?Besides, He only pays hookers for one thing: Sex.

By: jokerswild

01.15.2008 @ 2:48 PM

Chode, I feel your pain. I have no speakers @ work and cannot watch any clips w/audio. And besides that I feel your pain. Seriously, do you have the syph or something, b/c I am on fire down here.

By: The Kurgan

01.15.2008 @ 2:52 PM

For a hooker she’s pretty hot. the hookers i end up with are usually in their late 50’s to mid 60’s, have no teeth (which is great for giving blowjobs because i can force their heads down and not have to worry about them biting my cock off), and always have Albert Einstein looking hair.

By: The Kurgan

01.15.2008 @ 2:52 PM

Wait, that’s my mom. sorry.

By: jokerswild

01.15.2008 @ 2:54 PM

FUCK YOU KURGAN! that was my mom. dick.

By: chodin

01.15.2008 @ 2:56 PM

sorry erswi, the doctor actually just called and said that i tested positive for BTK…i’m so sorry you had to find out like this.

By: jokerswild

01.15.2008 @ 2:58 PM

It’s cool chodey, I forgot to tell you I’ve had BTK for years now. In fact you may have contracted it from me. You’re welcome.

By: Fek'lhr

01.15.2008 @ 2:58 PM

The Mighty One sees He is wasting His time funnying up old threads with Gandhi jokes…

By: jokerswild

01.15.2008 @ 3:06 PM

I was coming back Fek. Jeez. Impatient much?

By: Fek'lhr

01.15.2008 @ 3:07 PM

YES!

By: Fek'lhr

01.15.2008 @ 3:07 PM

The Mighty Fek’lhr ALWAYS keeps a can of shaving cream at the dinner table!

By: Hugh G. Rection

01.15.2008 @ 3:09 PM

‘But as wise man (Abe Lincoln, maybe?) once said, you dont pay a prostitute to have sex with you, you pay her to leave afterwards.’

I’m pretty sure that was the dad from the Brady Bunch that said that. Or maybe Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

By: jokerswild

01.15.2008 @ 3:10 PM

Nah, it was the dad from Leave it to Beaver. Ward was always full of warm, fatherly advice. And scotch.

By: SuckMeBeautiful!

01.15.2008 @ 3:11 PM

scotch scotch scotch in my belly…wait, did i think that or type it?

By: jokerswild

01.15.2008 @ 3:16 PM

You thought it, SMB. You thought it out loud. Also, I’m kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

By: Fek'lhr

01.15.2008 @ 3:18 PM

New up ringadingdongs!

By: John Wayne in a Devo Hat

01.15.2008 @ 4:01 PM

Abe Lincoln, the great emancipator, once got a blow job from a crack whore in Virginia for 37 cents while sitting in his tractor trailer waiting for the Planter’s Peanut’s warehouse to open. No wait, that was my brother, not Abe Lincoln. I often get those 2 confused because they both have that same homo beard.

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By: Adam

01.16.2008 @ 6:42 AM

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By: Adam

01.16.2008 @ 6:42 AM

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By: Adam

01.16.2008 @ 6:45 AM

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By: Willie Beamin

01.16.2008 @ 10:59 AM

I think Jack said it in "The Departed" you don’t pay a prostitute to have sex with you, you pay her to leave.