Sad news, JJ fans. Jimmy Johns has always been known for their “freaky fast” sandwich delivery. After all, how many times have you had to wait more than a few minutes for your sandwich? Sadly, that speed is no more – the Pneumatic Tube they...

Most people, when asked about their favorite kind of music, will respond with a shrug or an answer based on the most recently played band on their iPhone. But most people aren’t Ross Brownstein, a 19-year-old music-listening-to savant who proudly...

It seems like everywhere you turn lately, some famous female figure is encouraging girls like you to learn to code. But who needs that? Just embrace the feeling that you’ll never be good enough to succeed in STEM or use your fingers as anything...

A study by researchers from Stanford University has uncovered evidence that roughly 88% of Americans, to some degree, prefer penguins. Many penguin enthusiasts have hailed the study as “revelatory,” while penguin detractors clamor for additional...

1) Nitrogen-Fixing Bacteria Nitrogen-fixing? Is nitrogen even broken? What a crock of shit. If nitrogen-fixing is anything like AC repair, you barely need an associate’s degree for that. 2) Wolves These guys are “important” because...

1) When the course has a bunch of mud Every cross-country runner has had to take a few slippery turns, getting their brand new spikes all gross and possibly tripping a few racers. But even a non cross-country runner can see the problems mud...

Just when you think you’ve seen it all—this week, Toledo-based accountant Josh Coleman announced that he has his very own A. J. Green jersey. Yes, Coleman has a soft spot for the wide receiver out of Georgia. Such a soft spot, it seems, that...