The Hustler (Rodman) should introduce the Hacker (Snowden) to the Wacko (Jong-un) and arrange an asylum (Insane.)

As Edward Snowden seeks asylum in a foreign country, Dennis Rodman is making a case that he, Dennis Rodman - former NBA hustler-turned wanna-be global player - should be a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Rodman thinks his friendship with North Korea's Kim Jong-un has staved off WWIII. In an interview with Sports Illustrated, he said:

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries,” Rodman says. “Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [Obama's] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.”

The Hustler (Rodman) should introduce the Hacker (Snowden) to the Wacko (Jong-un) and arrange an asylum (Insane.)

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