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Metalachi

When: Wed., March 25, 7 p.m. 2015Price: $10/$12

They claim they’re the world’s first and only heavy metal mariachi band. But Metalachi guitarist Ramon Holiday also allegedly lost his virginity to a carne asada burrito named Lucinda as a pre-teen. What is true about this band is that they’re a hell of a lot of fun to see perform live. Their Mexican/1970s rocker-themed outfits and crazy rhythms will make you laugh and get your groove on all at the same time. The band’s take on seminal favorites like “Sweet Child O’ Mine” and “Crazy Train” is unlike anything you’ve heard before, and you’ll wonder if that’s how they were supposed to sound all along.