Will Pikachu be the avatar of our brave new future, when augmented reality becomes the only reality?

Which local brand is best leveraging the popularity of Pokemon Go in a way that is relevant to your interests as a millennial? On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being very negative and 10 very positive, how do you feel about the brand?

Should D Magazine change its logo to a “D” framed by a PokeBall silhouette? On a scale of 1 to 10,would that make you more likely to buy a subscription to D Magazine?

What dystopian science fiction does Pokemon Go most remind you of? John Carpenter’s They Live? Maybe the “White Bear” episode of Black Mirror?

What emotion does the idea of so many people leaving their homes to enthusiastically play a game on their phones provoke in you? Joy or horror? Answer carefully, because your feelings about a popular new video game encapsulate your views on the state of modern society.

Does anyone want to buy a holographic Charizard off me? What about these other 400 playing cards at my mom’s house? I’ll cut you a deal and throw in 50 Beanie Babies.

Which is worse? The guy on your Facebook feed complaining about the popularity of Pokemon Go or the guy complaining about the guy complaining about the popularity of Pokemon Go?

Is Nintendo watching me?

Where can I find a Mew in Dallas?

Was the urban legend about a group of teenagers dropping acid and accidentally kidnapping a child because they thought the kid was a Pokemon local to East Dallas, or did they have that one where you went to high school too?

Are we all going to lose interest in this soon, or am I really going to have to commit to this thing?