I tend not to cast stones at people for their weird fetishes. But these Taiwanese guy who’s into sniffing strangers’ butts unbeknownst to them — only to get caught on video — probably deserves many slings and arrows cast his way.

I like how he takes off his glasses to make sure he can get really deep in there without fogging up his vision. What a pro. It’s like watching Yo-Yo Ma work a cello, only if a cello were the rectum of a urinating man. Which, really, it might as well be. Calling you out, cellists. You’ve had it easy for too long.

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