Back in January, Teigen's crying face over John's Golden Globes win exploded over the internet — and though girl was able to poke fun at herself at the time, she did NOT want a repeat performance at the Oscars.

Despite Legend winning Best Original Song, the swimsuit stunner managed to not cry. Her relieved hubby explained:

"She's so happy right now. She's been crying since I won, but she tried not to do it on camera…So she didn't do it like she did last time."

Ha! We can't think of a more first world problem than the fear of being GIF'd!

Zayn previewed the duet by posting a black and white pic of himself with Swifty on his Instagram -- but hey, she is bestiez with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, so it wouldn't be unusual that they hang out... But collab?!