Mrs Noughtfear flew under the radar during the Fitzgerald Enquiry selling Fantasy Introductions to a Touch of Class after the operator of Fantasy Photographics was jailed for providing corrupt police woman fantasies underneath the Story Bridge, and after the Police Commissioner was jailed, and after the male and female Ministers of the Government were jailed. She slipped out of the country as a man with an expired Australian passport but with a valid European passport. She returned three years later as the Police Commissioner was still jailed but the former operator of Fantasy Photographics was operating the Players Inn across the road from Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen House of the Nartional Party. She worked as a Maxi Taxi driver transporting passengers to and from the Players Inn all night. She rang Sir Joh's wife Lady Flo and told her she was writing the story of Sir Joh and Nineapple Pineapple of the Pineapple Party of Queensland, and Lady Flo got her son John to ring back and he told Mrs Noughtfear what a great man his father was in getting things done.

Joh said he had no idea the corruption was so widespread and that he was an honest man. Lady Flo who passed recently gave her final wish for Sir Joh to be cleared of any wrongdoing as her husband was a man of religion and did not deserve to be accused of taking a $20 Million Dollar bribe from developers to build the tallest building in the world in Brisbane. So Mrs Noughtfear is resurrecting Sir Joh in the movie "Missing Figures" to clear his name once and for all in respect for Lady Flo.

Mrs Noughtfear started her working life as a public servant in the Education Department in the Treasury Building paying Head Teachers around Queensland Schools $5 a dunny can to empty, and the Chairman of the Queensland Public Service Board enjoyed her company inviting her down the Gold Coast for the weekend. Mrs Noughtfear was re-employed by the Government and went onto a career involving the heallth and safey of children and disability services, becoming the bagman like Jack Herbert continuing the Queensland Joke.

Mrs Noughtfear declined an invitation to join SQWISI, Self-health for Queensland Workers in the Sin Industry on the basis that she was a receptionist at A Touch of Class. The Police asked her if she was Mister Big when they visited A Touch of Class but she declined to comment. Mrs Noughtfear was a cousin of a cousin of the Queensland Police Minister Russ Hinze, who found no evidence of illegal activities as he toured The Valley with journalists.

Mrs Noughtfear was not mentioned in the ABC Four Corners Program "The Moonlight State" yet she continued operating as all the numbers went missing from the Yellow Pages. Mrs Noughtfear ran the hottest number in the State of Queensland receiving calls from the doctor, the pediatrician, the solicitor and personally provided therapy for the priest in the convent.

While Mrs Noughtfear was overseas she was captured by the army and put to work 7 days a week for 28 days without pay before she went AWOL with help from Church escaping from the sargent.

Upon her return to Australia she called into the Police Station to report a murder but they said it was out of their jurisdiction and questioned her about unpaid parking fines comitted by the King of Queensland. Mrs Noughtfear went on to report shiploads of money in the wheely bin to the Police and they said good luck with her reports about missing money.

Mrs Noughtfear was from the same congregation as the operator of Fantasy Photographics, and the Spokesman for the Queensland Police Media. Mrs Noughtfear, the Number Nun and creator of Nineapple Pineapple and the Mental Family of Queensland had a colourful past but maintained a clean record as they fell from grace around her.

Mrs Noughtfear's brother, a Sunday School Teacher was among the VIP guests at the State Funeral of Sir Joh.

The Minister of Police was also the Minister for Racing and Gaming and Everything but he died

Joh and Flo had to sell everything to pay all the lawyers but they went on to selling pumpkin scones at their Bethany home and taking in bus loads of tourists to pay the bills.

Police counselled Mrs Noughtfear advising her not to go to jail and let her off with all her sins

Beware of Mrs Noughtfear the Number Nun. She is well connected with her creator and still talks to Sir Joh and is planning on resurrecting him

and performing an exorcism on Madam X essex

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so we'll have to come on board Madam Speaker or we'll have egg on our faces

Doctor Hoo? Doctor Loo Gobbbledygoo Royal Midwife Making Arithmetic Great Again

In Gobbledygoo Arithmetic, you would first find the Missng Girl MG1089, then divide by 3 to find the Missing Boy MB363, then add 7 to find the Missing Helicopter MH370, and there you have it the Missing Helicopter, MH370.

Wasn't MH370 a plane?

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"MISSING FIGURES"

From the story "Nineapple Pineapple and the Bad Threes"

comes the reel movie in the making "Missing Figures"

"MISSING. .FIGURES"

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and about Two Human Computers Shakuntala Devi and Albert Einstein and about The Missing Boy and The Missing Girl and The Missing Plane

Mr President, those clowns

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Ship loads of ship people from

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