Mr. Madoff's Asset Transfers Philanthropic Donations to Family Members TrusteesEdit

Based upon the Catholic Church's criteria for sainthood, Bernie Madoff has to have performed three verified miracles. The Madoff Canonization Committee submits that the following miracles are more than adequate basis for Madoff's induction to the pantheon of Saints.

Separating $65 Billion dollars from the privately-owned centralized banks of the world, including the Federal Reserve of America.

Exposing the international Ponzi Schemes and the Ponzification of the World, without being assassinated.

Persuading the American Government to provide him with free room and board, rather than publicly crucifying him on Capitol Hill.

Exposing the international Stock Exchanges for the fraud they have been perpertrating for the past 50 years (at least).

A posthumous miracle will be attributed to Madoff once he has attained Sainthood; this is that he will be the first Jew to have acheived this in the history of Catholocism.