‘Bowling Green Massacre’ Lyrics To A Silly Anti-Trump Country Protest Song

This is just me screwing around. It’s funny that the Trump Administration (apparently) is now pulling facts completely out of its ass. The beat to this would be a jaunty pop song with a little bit of a country edge. These lyrics are kind of surreal and don’t make much sense, but, then neither does Ms. Conway.

so sit back and let me tell you
tell you the story of
the tale we all know
the story of the events
the events
the events
of the Bowling Green Massacre

so let me tell you
let me tell you my friend
about the events of
the Bowling Green Massacre

well, those Iraqi were lying in wait
they were a shifty eyed as they come
’cause they had come into this nation illegally
they jumped over Trump’s great border wall
though they were only five years old
they had the gaul to think
they might be able to hate

the Bowling Green Massacre
what a horrible day it was
those little kids went on the attack
running with scissors like little twits
but they wouldn’t set still
’cause it gave them a thrill
so what were we to do
but put the cuffs on them
before we got more than paper cuts

so let me tell you
let me tell you my friend
about the events of
the Bowling Green Massacre

[bridge]
just ’cause they were young
don’t think they weren’t a threat
they may be wet behind the ears
but they can still cause a dent

before it was over
those five year old
had caused all kinds of damage
a few bruised knees
a gash or two
but they were locked up
and then it was through