If you actually held up a bleeding finger and came out with that, I would be impressed.

Remember kids, it's all smoke and mirrors, you don't actually have to deliberately cut yourself to do this, but if you manage to anyway you might as well get some fun out of it, especially if that involves freaking out some pansy little dextral.

icebreakers:
'No, really- i think cannibalism is the solution to all the world's problems. let the poor people eat each other.'
'Feminists? They just need a good, hard fu*k'
'Whats worse than 10 babies in a bucket? one baby in ten buckets!'
this could go on for hours guys, seriously.

best album to fuck to: NOFX- the second CD of 45-46 songs that werent good enough for albums.

Best album to make love to: hit the nail on the head dai, ya bastard.

5 people to kill (just 5? ):
-Dan Brown.
-Victoria beckham, though if i dont, bulimia will.
-Greg Graffin, aka dictionary boy.
-That guy from creed.
-People who have been offended at all thus far in this thread

Best album to fuck to:
Yeah Yeahs Yeahs first (or only?)album or The mars Volta (both)

Best album to make love to:
Tricky: Bjork Debut, Sigur Ros (any)
Like to kill:
Yoko Ono (well may be just a slap)
The Sun'e editors
Chavs (it may take a long time but i feel the result would be worth it)

WINNER: Alien Dave with £1,500 on an anti-electro magnetic device to keep the bad rays refridgeratiors emit from giving you too much brain damage. The device is a piece of lead tightly wraped in pure copper.