Thursday, April 06, 2006

A concise history of the run-up to the Iraq war

Just in case anyone forgot how it all went down:

United States: If you have weapons of mass destruction, we are going to fuck your shit up!Iraq: Well, we don't.United States: Show us your weapons of mass destruction!Iraq: We don't have any.United States: Prove that you don't have any!Iraq: How are we supposed to do that? You can't prove a negative.United States: Aha! So you ADMIT that you can't prove that you don't have weapons of mass destruction!Iraq: Um... I guess. But --United States: Say no more! Now we are going to fuck your shit up. We told you to disclose or face serious consequences!Iraq: Well, we could disclose 11,800 pages worth of documents showing we destroyed all the weapons of mass destruction that we DID have.United States: (pretends to read 11,8000 pages of documents) You clearly did not account for the underground nuclear bunker guarded by pixies, leprechauns, and unicorns. Prepare to get your shit fucked up.

Just an excerpt from the amazing KarateExplosion's latest "Scotty Show" transcript, found here. If you've never read a Scotty Show, you're really missing out.