hey santa
this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
love your best friend paige

there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho

Santa Claus,Sorry
but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
Jenna anne Yarbrough

Hi, Santa how are you?
I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!

Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!

i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.

ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)

Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
I got a joke…
knock knock
whos there?
boo
boo who?
Awww dont cry.. :'[
Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!