2016 ZW Star of the Year

So we’ve opened voting on the ZW Scumbag of the Year -now it’s time to vote for the ZW STAR of 2016. Who entertained us the most? Despite their insta-fakery, like-whoring and all round douchiness – who provided the best fodder for the ZW Nation this year? Who is that one insta-whore that you can’t help but love to hate?

Same deal as the Scumbag voting – you get 3 nominations. Use them wisely. Be sure to bitch at me in the comments if I missed anyone important.

My guess is the list as ordered tells the tale, with James Sharkey lapping the field four times in a mile long race (if you catch my drift). Not to rehash all of his antics over the past year, but the jokes quite literally write themselves. I’d imagine even Neil deGrasse Tyson would struggle to adequately quantify the sheer scale of his boundless stupidity in terms a layperson could understand.

Sharkey started the year strong, but was pretty mild towards the end.
Yotta douched it up all year, a break up and finishing the last month with a weak self induced boner selfie? That is epic.
Old Wonky just steadily got worse and worse all year.
Overall, Yotta is King in my book.

TwoTrickPony

Sharkey would struggle to make change for a dollar bill with four quarters in his pocket. Dude is that mentally deficient. On behalf of the Gupster, I implore you to not simply consider the last few months of 2016, but rather consider the full body of idiocy demonstrated through the calendar year.

I’m going with Sharktales and Dead Tooth because their obvious mental illnesses are like bad accidents or train wrecks. I just can’t look away. Dead Tooth is now tagging her baby, Sheraton, with #babymodel. You know damned well she’ll be pimping her out to pageants as soon as Sheraton can put one foot in front of the other. As for Sharkey, it’s just a matter of time before he abuses Andrea again and ends up in jail, unfortunately.

Lhommedont, because she thinks she’s so fucking bright. An over 30 whore with a calendar, website, private snap, and a supe account for basement dwelling betas to fap to. She goes to Abu Dhabi and then hawks that diarrhea inducing tea. She comes back from Aspen and then hawks the bullshit teef whitener. Bitch, you’re fooling no one, including the IRS. The only way you make money is by letting sweaty balls plow your Hershey Highway. You’re about as fucking bright as a 30 watt bulb.

smugjew

“The only way you make money is by letting sweaty balls plow your Hershey Highway. You’re about as fucking bright as a 30 watt bulb.”

+1

Maia making an 11th hour run for ZW Nation Hater Of The Year!

Maia

Lololololol!

TwoTrickPony

As perhaps one of her most ardent haters back in the dirty and then early ZW days – who celebrated the opportunity to internet body slam her at will – my issue with Dead Tooth being anywhere near the top of the ZW Star of the Year poll is her improbable swan dive from teetering on the cusp of near irrelevance to total and completely doing a full-on belly flop into obscurity.

Whitney BeatMe

Agreed. I think the shrew is going into a dormant phase which bodes well for humanity. Every once in a while puking up some nugget of slime, but mostly shutting her face.

The_Truth_Hurts2012

she won’t shut her face, people will just quit listening.
Like when you get callouses on your palms and wonder why no one wants a handie..

Maia

It would be like me walking around in my Air Force dress blues when I haven’t been in the Air Force in 10 years!

She really is a cute baby…But I see Cletus creeping into her features and that doesn’t bode well for her child stardom

Maia

I agree! No paternity test needed here!

TwoTrickPony

Sharkster got so excited his drug-addled body inconceivably produced a viable sperm he celebrated by beating up his baby mama and then convinced that mental giant to take him back.

And extensive criminal record aside, this clown has no less than six open traffic violations, including one from more than a year ago where the court docs show he couldn’t even pay the negotiated 50 bucks a month – a payment plan later revoked by the court due to non-compliance.

There is no yellow tinted-windowed bus short enough to adequately illustrate Sharkey’s short straw draw in the genetic lottery.

smugjew

Yes, we tailied it up while you were away — it’s around $5150 (how ironic!).

So I assume you saw a warrant was issued in connection to one of those tickets? If he doesn’t go to jail next time he gets pulled over then he is a narc for sure (another CJ theory).

I think they’re sexy. Lol he could just get down with out going down if I went out w one!

Stelio Kontos

“he could just get down without going down”
I’m I the only person who can read something that makes his brain reboot? Like you read something so profound or intruiging, your brain clears out for a sec, then literally starts rethinking what was just read?
Congrats 3D, you caused a mental reboot over here.

Vicki Vallencourt

your videos… what lens should i be watching these thru? are they a video diary, a spoof, a trailer park boys-esque mockumentary?

Vicki Vallencourt

Star tours las vegas edition. we only need one sober driver and a double decker bus. plus a very loud pa system

Vicki Vallencourt

lmao!!!!! burn

Vicki Vallencourt

i dig it i like what u are doing there u go birdy!!

Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

what, are you too dumb to say anything more clever, cousin fucker?

Maia

Of course, she’d jump on a Dead Tooth post. She was always Dead Tooth’s number one cheerleader.

smugjew

Yes, they formed a cute little cyber bond based on being a mutual target of ZW/Dirty hate but c’mon — if they ever interacted in real life they’d turn on each other within an hour.

Maia

I think they both turn on every person in their lives. Imagine how much fun they are in real life.

Punky B.

You gotta remember she couldn’t even cut it as a hooker…She was at parties at playboy & couldn’t even network her way up. Got cancelled out on twitter and begged to be reinstated…Then got fired f/a cheesy ass pool job too. She has to be one of the most horrible ppl to be around. So she runs her dead tooth off on the net…Phhfft wtg trasha! Whatta winner!

Digitus impudicus

…and ONLY asskisser.

Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

Put Cousin Fucker on here and we got a winner. I’m upvoting this so people see it. I just ran into her, and it took me like, 2 or 3 fucking comments to realize it was her. shame on me. She’s going by “TheBeast” right now.

Sharkey does deserve a star. He entertains us all endlessly and you know he’s not faking or making any of this shit up, cause the sharkster lacks the grey matter to keep up an ongoing charade this long.
Julia and smashed crab Sarah both entertain me. Opposite coasts of greasy, tarnished walking desperation embodied in these two. I think we should fund a play date for these two and see who gets pushed in front of a train first.

Which is why I inflated my tits to the size of a geriatric mastodons nutsack. I’m so not superficial. Excuse me while I post fourty pictures of myself in the same stunned cunt pose and beg for cash on social media…Brb!

Persephone

That’s hilarious! “I’m here to dominate” is code for “I’m a dildo”

ToiletSitter69

he’s here to steal your money and spend it. 2017, invest with yotta, not sure what he actually does/owns but its gotta be important if he drives a 2009 rolls royce.

Stelio Kontos

Did he say he is here to be dominated? I always thought he was a power bottom

@MissTriciaEvans. I already started on a summary for you. Not surprised at all with #Moguladouche in a landslide. His life since he moved to Vegas could for sure be an HBO or Showtime drama. From meeting Kina, the battery on her, dating Skylar Haze, going to jail for domestic battery on Kina, the short trist with Tricia him shitting himself from meth withdrawl and the paramedics coming because he had a seizure, meeting Bangs at Sapphire then marrying her two months later with them high as kites on meth at the wedding, their short newlywed bliss, her starting to not cook and clean, then banging Riley Limroth and Tyrone the drug dealer behind his back, him forgiving her and knocking her up, fighting again and she leaves and stays two months in Hawaii with her sister getting filled with Hawaiian dick, she comes back, he buys her the tacky purse at the airport, they get in a fight while both high and he throws her to the ground 7 months pregnant, he gets charged with domestic battery and she moves out and with the family that goes to Central, she starts going there with the family and is banging their son that lives with them. Sharkey finds Jesus, gets baptized and starts going to Central regularly kissing Pasture Jud’s ass, he’s trying to get custody of the baby hiring J Oliver Melgar, Gerald Neal then Amber Robinson as attorneys but the judge sees right through his act and read his criminal record, he only gets supervised visitation at Donna’s house community center, the church starts to figure out he’s a fraud while something makes Andrea want to take #Moguladouche back, they reconcile, she moves back in to Struggle Estates, the have to switch churches and go to The Crossing LV church now, Andrea gets baptized the night after a picture of her was posted high AF on Xanax……To be continued

This really needs to be presented to cable networks, it would be difficult to make this up, yet it’s all true.

Ok, just finished reading for the third time. Gets funnier each time! Bravo! Well written!

DirtyWhiteGirl

You can’t make this shit up.

Digitus impudicus

Lol!

Maia

I can back it up and that’s why I laughed at CF and DT trying to goad me. They don’t even want to go there.

Persephone

That was so funny to watch that desperate attempt for attention. Someone misses us, and I love how no one responds to the tantrums.

Maia

Poor CF. What a sad lonely life she must have to pick fights on a gossip website.

Persephone

Pretty pathetic. What makes one’s brain think…” hmm I think I’m gonna go stir shit up with Maia on ZW.com, yeah and everyone on there, and I’m gonna play opposite. I’ll pretend I don’t agree just to be a bitch and stir shit up, and they’ll say this then I’ll respond with this and so on…”
She probably fascinates about conversations and has scenarios all played out in her favor. It’s like she has a script right by her: ” if someone responds this way, turn to page 8 for retort.”

@MissTriciaEvans

Meh, you kinda live for the drama too, don’t you?

Maia

No, and I know who this is, by the way.

@MissTriciaEvans

No u dont.

Maia

Yes I do. It’s you, not u.

DirtyWhiteGirl

It’s obviously not Trasha. Who is it?

Maia

If I did, I’d get some massive +2s, take up molly, and divorce my husband.

Blood Diamond’s are the worst. Those Loubs look like she painted the bottom with a Crayola.

Penza

Or red nail polish from the dollar store.

miss piglet

Struggle Hosiery

chris

While I voted for Mr. James Sharkey I couldn’t help but wonder how Miss Tiffany Joy and her snagle tooth was overlooked? She is a female (questionable BTW) Sharkey. Fuck, I’d love for those two to get together…can you imagine all the fodder they’d produce?

Miranda Rights

You are absolutely correct! She should definitely be on the roster. I need a re-do

One can’t help but notice she seems to have a new set of “besties” every few months. She is Social Kryptonite.

While I sincerely believe she has some substantial book smarts there is zero chance of her ever seeing any success in the corporate world despite her vigorous pursuit of a business degree. A cruelly inhospitable Page One Of Google Results coupled with ludicrous Circus Tits will forever be an unsurmountable obstacle.

And she is aware of everything I just said. Which is why she’ll also be a safe bet for the 1st Annual ZW Nation Death Pool (TM).

I feel sorry for everyone involved in this..The struggle genius who told the nail tech to do it, the nail tech who did it and the person who had to take the pic fo those struggle nails. Everyone struggling in this scenario.

I gasped…that’s more than a hangover! That’s a meth party hosted in a pool of PCP and they gave out bath salts as party favors. Geez!

Persephone

Does she live out of a laundry basket? What a hag

chris

Jesus – you’ve got to be kidding me here…she looks like death warmed over. Why in the world would she ever post this? She looks like a prop from a Halloween Haunted House.

Sammi Jo

She legit looks embalmed

Maia

For real!

Penza

I first read it as a “poop” from a Halloween Haunted House. I guess when you’re addicted to posting pics of yourself, even the bad ones are good. Probably makes her feel that she’s alive and not just a shell.

And with these two additional warrants comes an additional $500 in fines, putting him close to $6k in traffic citation fees.

You know, he does have a court date Wednesday for his joke of a divorce suit. Seems like a great opportunity to lock him up. That’s what should happen when you walk into a courtroom with three warrants, right….?

Google Sasha toth you’ll see…she submitted herself on td at least 4 times and got roasted, hard. She’s absolutely no fun BC she just drops dookie all over threads then pops her account and the comments disappear. We don’t want her here so please don’t keep asking her. But you would enjoy the old shit and since you go over there it’s your choice whether or not to ride the crazy train

Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

she’s a chicago 4

Digitus impudicus

This haggard whore can now be seen as The Beast on TD. She got that right.

Maia

The crew I travel with on the road LIVES for 60 cent wing night!

ZWGGMa

,,

Sammi Jo

Its crazy to me that so many of these broads still wear big ass French tips…and square to boot! They’re stuck in 2002.
I dont mind a short french mani, but these wide ass things she has are awful

What ISNT awful about her…The dirty dreadlocked extensions, mud makeup, sharpie brows, fucked up teeth, crazy eyes, pudgy cretin face, legs like a Billy goat, and histrionic personality disorder. She’s the miss havisham of Instagram baking her amateurish cakes with her grimy hands and pet hair all over them! Did I leave anything out? She buys giant discount jugs and the whole world is supposed to want to fuck her. She wants to have a legit job but she looks like she just got done with her set at the Meet Rack social and strip club for the visually and mentally impaired!!

You gotta give credit for the city of vegas for keeping their moths shut up about him being a dealer. Like, the fact that no one has come here and been like “yeah I bought drugs from him” (if it has happened please correct me, that sounds juicy), then that is pretty incredible.

smugjew

They’re too dumb to figure out how to create a Disqus account and comment.

Sammi Jo

There’s at least a few episodes worth of material for “Sharkey’s Women”
From the slaughter of Kina’s shoes to the destruction of Skylar’s home….captivating

And lets not forget, the man is a style icon! His flip flops, and bedazzled trousers…whoa! So hot!
Annnd not all men can pull off a gold belt. The guy has single handily kept Ed Hardy and Affliction relevant

Maia

Think about it. He smoked crack, put a butt plug in his ass for a prostate massage and then stole a fucking toaster. You can’t make this shit up!

Donnie Darko

Yes, he smoked that pipe, then put the massager in stimulating his prostate as the dopamine rush from the crack kicked in. I know there are 3-4 ten episode seasons that can be written on him.

I think he meant Pandora, they make those over-priced charm bracelets.

Punky B.

Omg I bet ure talking about TEETH! A fine artistic flick to watch with your man.

Donnie Darko

#Struggle part

Donnie Darko

I don’t understand why he does his hair like this when he works on the strip. He thinks it makes him look more credible, but it actually makes him look less credible. Like a slimy, swindler used car salesman. His hair actually looks pretty normal/good when he goes out on the town. The slicked back greaser, part style looks horrible.

The Beav

He needs to rub some of that grease on his dry face. One word…exfoliation.

I’ll probably be asleep at midnight, even though I’d like to stay awake and kick 2016 in the ass and out the door! That being said…Happy New Year, ZW!!!!!

Maia

Love that show!

Sammi Jo

One of my all time favorites!

Ignatius_J_Reilly

Another possibility is that there is nothing philosophical about it. He is exuding (emitting) gayness, so his words are just code for: ‘tune your gaydar to my frequency–I may continue pretending I’m straight, but I need you to know I’m not, because in 2017 I’ll be taking a lot of dicks to make up for lost time.’