abhorrent1:diabloninja: It's like a women's weight: we say it doesn't matter.

But, it really matters. Just sayin'.

I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly. Sure they enjoy them but don't really get turned on by the site of them. Why do you think you never see a WIE request?

Lolwut? I don't know what Fark you hang out on, but I've seen wang solicited in at least three threads in the last 6-8 months, and I only post in 2-3 threads a day.

Via Infinito:kxs401: Just like physical attractiveness, dick size only really matters at the extremes.

This. The vast majority of dicks I've seen are perfectly adequate, but the only time size really matters is when it makes sex painful or impossible. That has only happened to me a few times. One guy with a cock far too big for me continue the relationship, and a couple of micros (like trying to screw a jet-puffed marshmallow). But the only reason the micros were deal-breakers is because of the extreme secrecy about it. Guys with big cocks generally don't keep that a secret. Preparing adequately is really important when dealing with a partner's extreme genitalia, whether that preparation be lots of extra lube, or harnesses and strap-ons.

tl;dr - Don't hide your micropenis. The sooner your partner knows, the easier it will be for him/her to accept it.

Honest Bender:Why do we shame men about having large penises, but rarely shame women for having large shame caves?

Oh, it happens...right after some chick says she likes 'em big, somebody'll accuse her of being a huge, loose, floppy slut. It's another version of the phenomenon where a chick politely declines a date, then gets told she's ugly or fat, and the fellow didn't want her anyway.

""Women simply don't care about size. There will be the odd ones who say it is very important, but they are usually the ones who love aggressive sex. For women, penises are marvelous toys, and no matter what they look like, they will excite women"

abhorrent1:I've never said that. Also, I've yet to meet a woman that doesn't think dicks are ugly.

Not that I know things, but I always got the impression that women like seeing penis (perhaps only upon wanting or expecting to see it in the first place)but think balls are...I guess in the range from weird to ugly to gross - but they're never an order winner.

Err not all women consider penises to be marvelous. That being said, my ex had big long fingers and that made me super happy. My hands/fingers are really tiny and I sorta feel like this is the lesbian equivalent of having a small dick. Oh sure dildos yadda yadda, but nothing beats fingers for dexterity and control.

At least to me, size does make a difference, but not in a better/worse way. Every dick is special in its own way. The bigger ones are generally much better to look at than when they're actually "in use" in my experience, but each and every dick is sacred.

imfallen_angel:Psycat: Here's a formula for figuring out a guy's phallic size. Suppose a guy claims his tallywhacker is X inches long. His real penis size is 30 / X in inches.

/aren't you glad you have me to tell you how to think?

So... *checking the logic of your math*... I'd have to claim 4 or smaller according to your math?

My reasoning is that the average guy's dick is 5.5 inches and 5.5 squared is a little over 30. Guys with tiny dicks tend to exaggerate the size, so I thought an inverse relationship was mathematically sound. And I'm presuming *snicker* that the well-endowed gents tend to downplay the size of their units due to modesty.

Also, this is a recursive formula; if somebody claims 4" to imply they have 7.5", that really means they have 30/7.5 or 4" for real. But that's not the end of the world as they can always be deep-throated by a circus midget...