1. Who is this? The famous and most handsome Randymon
2. What is he doing? Sitting on a patio wall responding to messages on the Couples Message Board
3. What resort is he at? CSS
4. Specifically, where is he at this resort? Patio of Hibiscus cottage

# 1....some funny looking guy...#2 on his computer intead of making love to his wife...#3 in paradise..#4 sitting on that hard concrete,instead of that nice soft lounge chair....thinking up these crazy contests.