He was promised Theo would deliver a World Series for him to call within three, no five, I mean seven, years.

He said he needs to get on with his life.

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‎This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.