…And memory of the place has burnt its brand in the little brains of all the Lemming Kings…

WTF do I have to put this bitch on, POWER RANGER?

So, you may have seen the latest pattern by By Hand London…the Anna Dress. I am in such deep smit I ordered it the minute I saw the post online. Now I’m checking my mail every day waiting for it, even though I know it couldn’t possibly be here yet. Oh, the wanting.

But do you think any of the super fast sewists out there and/or the pattern testers could post about it so I can dream and live vicariously through others until I get a chance to make it?

No.

Betches.

(Just kidding, lol)

I have plenty to keep me busy sewing-wise, if I’d just sit down and finish what I started already. But for realz…it is too damned hot. I get absolutely heat stupid when the temps are over 90F. I’m a winter baby.

An example of my heat stupidity white making my larkspur elisalex with a gathered skirt:

I sewed the bodice shell pieces all together and the lining and THEN sewed the lining and shell together and wondered why I couldn’t turn it right-side out. DERF. So very much unstitching had to be done…AND THEN, while unstitching I accidentally ripped out the wrong seam and unsewed one of the bodice side pieces completely and had to sew it back on. DOUBLE DERF.