About Me

The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

The initial anti-onanism signs on his base, though crude, proved to be so successful morale wise, that military brass commissioned additional ones for bases throughout the Empire, keeping the warrior artist out of arms way for awhile.

Not the type to rest on his laurels and fortunate for the abundance of euphemisms to draw on, he was kept busy executing:

circle-backslash symbolSaluting the generalCleaning your rifleFiring the pound gunOne gun saluteShining the helmetPolishing the family jewelsPolishing the rocketTickling the tacoWhitewashing with Huck and TomPulling yourself up by your own bootstrapMounting a corporal and four