I'd pick you up in my POS car from 1983, that bumps and grinds until it finally breaks down in the middle of nowhere. I apologize and beg for the next 30 minutes, and generally freak you out until help arrives. Somehow... read more >>

I'd pick you up in my POS car from 1983, that bumps and grinds until it finally breaks down in the middle of nowhere. I apologize and beg for the next 30 minutes, and generally freak you out until help arrives. Somehow, we find our bearings, and end up in an actual place that serves food, and you're starving by now. I then talk for the next hour about how terrible a person I am, and make you pay for everything. We spend forever walking back to your place and I hug you for a solid 4 minutes awkwardly and murmur creepy things.
Kidding lol. I'm sure we could meet up on a hot day for a walk and buy some cones or something so I can sneak bites while you're not looking :P
I'll handle things, no worries! << less