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Create Chaos in the Bedroom

Problem: Your bedroom sounds like high-school detention—silence, with maybe a few giggles.

Men love it when women moan, scream, and pant. It makes it sound—to the flight attendants, anyway—as if we know what we're doing.

Solution: Create chaos.

If she's quiet, it's probably because she's afraid of waking the guards. So create background noise to make her feel relaxed—run the dishwasher, have sex in the shower, drop a CD. You can even sing a little: When you're giving her oral sex, hum along. The low vibrations from your vocal cords will feel incredible to her. Press firmly with your lips; that's where you'll generate the most vibration.