They have 28 days of paid holiday by law, not including maternity leave, sick leave, etc. while we have 10.

They have free universal healthcare, praised as the best in the world, while we remain the only developed country (out of 33) that doesn't.

They have Charles Darwin on their 10 pound note while we are 42% creationist.

They produced Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock Holmes while we produced Twilight.

They produced Adele, David Bowie, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Coldplay, Radiohead, Muse, Queen, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Smiths, The Libertines, The Who? (The British), The Faces, The Waterboys, The Buzzcocks, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Zombies, The Slits, The Stone Roses, The Cure, The Darkness while we didn't.

Their national animal has a full head of mane while ours is bald.

They know how to primly and properly queue while we mass frenziedly.

They know how to primly and properly apologise, for everything.

They know how to primly and properly drive on the wrong side of the road.

They know how to appreciate the sun because though the sun never sets in the British empire, it rarely shines in the motherland.