Re: Totally random

vqoley wrote:

totally random new movies with horror Illegal site deleted.

Again, someone who didn't read the Spammers Beware thread first. (I'm getting weary of typing this every time.)-------------I categorically hate the entire spammer race. I'm going to go live in a mangrove forest with proboscis monkeys. I will use them as loofas and their fangs can shave my face. I will swing from trees and land on the back of alligators and punch them in the head. I will race lions with baseball bats, throw hula hoops at gifaffes, pee on pumas, stick ferrets down my pants after saying, "Bring it you fuzzballs!"

I will aerobicize in the nude with holographic projections of Playboy models around me just so Mr. Sausage will make you uncomfortable. I will poop so hard on your bed that it will have a 5 foot wide hole through your mattress. I will re-pipe your toilet so that it only shoots Crisco oil into your butt. I will take your entire lawn and exchange it with your roof. I will make your house walls invisible, your windows into slate, and your carpet in hedgehogs. All your clothing will be changed to "Hello Kitty Tentacle Porn."

I will shave your chest and glue it to whatever you call mom's chest. I will have genetically engineered falcons follow all your coworkers around and poop on them, with little notes saying, "Courtesy of Genital-less Hamster Fiend." I will have squid squirt all your neighbors with ink. I will replace your pens with pencils that always break.

I will then use those empty pens to satisfy the dead corpses of your ancestors going back 2000 years (yes, I can do that). I will literally switch Pluto with Uranus so you just kind of roll around screaming, "There's a Uranus in my anus!" Megalodons will ride mastodons to your house just to please themselves. If you have any significant other, I will dispatch Boxlee the Fresh to re-educate the man/woman/animal/mineral you hold dear as to what pleasure is. And he had the finest eduction at Perverted Cenobite Finishing School.

Re: Totally random

thedeadshallrule wrote:

daxter wrote:

motherf'ker my sump pump just died and i have to wait until tomorrow until i can get a new one but i'm worried that my basement might get a little wet because it was raining all day. and why the hell do things bust when all the stores are closed WTF.

I hear ya my horror brutha I HATE when that happens, I feel ya, been there, those sump pumps are not cheap either!

My lil' bro Pat hates it too.

Lemme explain. Bought this model kit 1$ at a garage sale. LOVE this plane. 2 big probs are that the 2 pieces for the body are the EXACT same and it has no tail wing. Ok, who cares, I'll mount it anyways. So I grabbed my red tape [best invention ever after electricity, image, video, music, computers, drawing, the alphabet and sex ] and built it. Yeah I know everything is twisted but as it's the same part, it gets distorted. Heh. I'm an insane sticker fan. Always had full of them EVERYWHERE. As a kid, my 4 closet doors were FILLED. And the Mirage F1 ones were perfect.

My goal is to use THE REPORT BUTTON at least once, then we'll see, if I like the result I might use it more... Can't wait. Waiting for it as much as I'm waiting for ABCs Of Death so...

Re: Totally random

So I come across a "Which college (American) football conference is best?" column. Fairly dull. But the comment section was hilarious. I will share my own response with you, because these people are nuts!

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The best part about these type of articles is how they work everyone into a frenzy in the comments section. We have people complaining about SoS, win margins, pulling out all kinds of funky stats, plain smack talking, talking about who is over-/underrated, who has the worst uniforms, who has the hottest cheerleaders, how many times the team mascot banged their girlfriend (while in costume(!) ), etc.

Put down the "5 Hour Meth Energy" drink and relax. It's a guy giving his opinion. Sure, give your opinion back, but leave out the furry-girlfriend sex connection out of it. Please.