If you live in Jersey City…

I really hope you got to ring in the New Year at The Pet Shop. If you’re not from Jersey City and you’re hanging out in a pet shop on New Year’s rockin’ eve, well, I’m not one to judge, but it might be time for a new hobby. If you were there, then take a moment to reminisce with me about studded leather codpieces and high kicks, a cover of Eruption that would make Eddie himself blush, and an encore that took us all back to 1984. Later in the evening, the only band that matters (or a fantastic interpretation of them, anyway) helped us kick the last few piles of dirt onto the fetid carcass of 2017.

But here we are in 2018! Our hopes and reservations loom large for the coming year, and the Thirsty Quaker is here to keep you from getting too rattled by offering you the freshest, most awesome new beers. Check’em out: