TWO tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee,
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
"Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

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Posted 20 January 2005 - 01:03 PM

very funny lol

Well moon these blondes will have their moments, infact alot of the times hehe

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Posted 20 January 2005 - 04:40 PM

moon if your in trouble with the blondes just throw a mirror and a makeup bag infront of them they will soon stop chasing you.

You're sorta stuck where you areBut, in your dreams you can buy expensive cars,or live on mars and have it your wayAnd you hate your boss at your jobwell in your dreams you can blow his head offin your dreams show no mercy]

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Posted 04 February 2005 - 04:38 AM

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him

rotflmfao nice one will

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