Love before and after...
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac
Before - Lucy and Ricky
After - Fred and Ethyl
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start
Before - Is that all your having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before - Its like I'm living In a dream
After - Its like he lives In a dorm
Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem
Before - Turbo charged
After - Jump start
Before - We agree on everything
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Victoria Secret
After - Fruit of the Loom
Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl
Before - Feathers and handcuffs
After - Ball and chain