After returning home from a business trip, Evans was greeted by a citrusy smell that consumed the entire house. After some investigating, she found one of the children’s cereal bowls on a shelf of the bathroom with what looked to be an old used bar of soap inside.

“I didn’t remember buying grapefruit scented soap but it could’ve been from years ago. They have a tendency to dig up things long forgotten and put them on display for me,” said Evans.

“It looked just like a bar of soap looks years after its prime. You know when it’s all dried up and misshapen? But it smelled delicious.”

The next morning her daughter, Eeny, walked out of the bathroom pressing the bar to her lips and with a deep breath said, “This is my favorite. I love the way this smells.”
“I know! What IS that? Where did you guys get that?” Evans asked.

“Meeny found it in the boy’s bathroom at Tae Kwon Do and brought it home,” Eeny happily replied.

At that moment it hit Evans that the delicious smelling bar of soap wasn’t soap at all — it was a URINAL CAKE!

“It wasn’t some upscale boutique $15 soap I had been caressing for the last 12 hours. It was a urinal cake… A urinal cake that has been peed on by at least 1000 strange little boys that I just held against my cheek!!!!!”

Evans immediately threw away the cake and washed everything. “Here’s to kids being the most disgusting creatures ever to crawl the face of the Earth,”

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