In this dynastic Egyptian piece of art, His Noodliness is depicted along with a scale, clearly symbolic of His supreme righteousness. Apparently He is also being followed around by stripper servants, but that is just inference.

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Dagfinn wrote:In this dynastic Egyptian piece of art, His Noodliness is depicted along with a scale, clearly symbolic of His supreme righteousness. Apparently He is also being followed around by stripper servants, but that is just inference.

In my opiniom the Papirus writes about a big bird which closed the door to play music.
And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

It looks like a leg of lamb to me.Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?

but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness

No, because reading from the right to the left:
Pharaoh is preparing a lavish feast for FSM ( a Lamb Braciolette Nazarethian ) whose's dancers ,playing music and taking to birds, will open the door of stripper factory

E.Raser two wrote:And Unlimited Justice sues Pharaoh to opne the door again

Unlimited Justice of course being FSM.

but what is the object on the table before Pharaoh ???

It looks like a leg of lamb to me.Perhaps FSM is preparing a lavish feast for Pharaoh.A Lamb Braciolette Pugliese with Orecchiette pasta.

Do the doors lead to the Stripper factory?

but that would be FSM serving someone of lesser power that his noodlyness

No, because reading from the right to the left:Pharaoh is preparing a lavish feast for FSM ( a Lamb Braciolette Nazarethian ) whose's dancers ,playing music and taking to birds, will open the door of stripper factory

thats better

PAID FOR BY THE COMMITEE TO HELP PROTECT THE HOMELESS FROM ZOMBIE INVASIONS

BUT the door of stripper factory is still closed in the painting, and we do not know if it is a real place of a state of mind.
So we need a STELE OF ROSETTA to translate the papyrus, being sure to be correct