It was a shock public result this week - Ray Quinn in the skate off, who would have guessed? But his antics on the high wire can't have helped. As for Sam Attwater, it was his fifth skate off of the series and we all know who the judges were going to save before they danced - Ray the golden boy.

There's nothing more British than the Great British Bake Off apart from maybe tea or cricket. So what better than the Great Sport Relief Bake Off 2014? I defy you to think of something. You can’t can you? No. I win.