Superfest Disability Film Festival

In a show of solidarity with our Another Hole in the Head cover package, let’s talk zombies.

I addressed the slow- vs. fast-moving zombie controversy in another column. Now, it’s not the speed that matters but the volume.

The undead keep showing up: In literature, “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” attributed to Seth Grahame-Smith and Jane Austen, has become a best-selling novel (trade paper) and will soon be made into a movie.

“Romeo & Juliet vs. The Living Dead,” a low-budget indie, will have its world premiere at the Edinburgh Film Festival on June 26.

And, in an attempt at a world record, filmmaker Chris Boyle is inviting you to dress up — or, perhaps more accurately, dress down — as a zombie for his upcoming mockumentary “I Spit On Your Grave.”

All you have to do is show up — in the proper togs and makeup — at the Big Chill music festival in London in August. Boyle is looking to swell his cast with enough undead extras to make the “Guinness Book of World Records” for the “most amount of zombies captures on camera.”

Unlike the plot of the universally reviled 1981 film of the same name, the mockumentary’s futuristic saga has the undead taking over the world after a virus wipes out mankind.

Apparently, these zombies like to party at summer festivals.

If you plan to go, remember: Plane fares are really low these days.

On Bay Area screens

Superfest Classics Disability Film Festival: Films that won awards in previous competitions in Superfest: The world’s longest-running international disability film fest promotes movies “meeting the highest standards of artistic merit, diversity and authentic portrayals of the disability experience.”