The Teen Mom spin off shows that SHOULD have happened

As MTV’s original Teen Mom series finishes its run with a seemingly never-ending series of follow up and check in specials, we’re finding out these young moms won’t be leaving the video cameras behind any time soon as they seem to each be working on individual spin off projects.

As Teen Mom fans anxiously await further announcements from these young moms as to what their shows will be like, I thought I might put together a list of concepts that I would like to see.

HERE COMES GARY BOO BOO

Actually, the full title (for those of you familiar with Gary’s infamous nonsensical outburst) is Here Comes Gary Boo Boo Dip Bop Bop Booger, and the show will shift the focus from Amber to the Gare Bear as he raises daughter Leah with the help of his mom and good pal Evan, all the while exposing the world to his laid back “It’s Gary Time!” philosophy of life. The show will feature a lot of reclining, a lot of guitar pickin’ and sangin’, and a lot of Affliction shirts.

EVERYBODY LOVES BENTLEY

The true star of Teen Mom takes center stage as the cameras focus in on the awesomest free spirited and fun-loving little dude on the planet. It’s all Bentley all the time on this feel-good series as the drama and conflicts are left behind in favor of round-the-clock playtime! Viewers will get to watch Bentley grow up, become a world-renown pop singer, BMX biker, and Teen Beat cover star.

And only because the Photoshop work was already done for a previous post, let me also suggest…

THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MACI

After leaving Kyle King behind, Maci Bookout continues her journey to find the perfect husband and father for Bentley. Apparently a dog gets severely injured along the way.

TY & CATE PLUS 8

Catelynn Lowell achieves her career goal of becoming an adoption counselor, and Tyler Baltierra follows through on his plans to become a counselor for troubled youths. But their famously HUGE hearts set their lives on an entirely new path as they adopt the eight children they feel they can help the most!

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL IDOL CHEF FITNESS MATCHMAKER APPRENTICE

Farrah Abraham hosts a reality competition series in search of her new assistant (and possible new husband). The contestants must compete in a series of challenges in which they demonstrate they have the same extensive skill set as their potential mentor, which means modeling, culinary arts, singing, fitness instructing, writing, parenting… The show will be hosted by Farrah Abraham with a judges’ panel that consists of Farrah Abraham. Here are some more of the credits from the series:

Ummmm WTF?

Oklahoman Patricia Ann Spann, best known as the woman who married her daughter in March 2016, has been sentenced to two years in prison on a charge of felony incest. Bizarrely, the charge comes a decade after Patricia also married her son…

Anfisa returning to Russia!

90 Day Fiance stars Jorge and Anfisa have returned to Youtube to share the news that Anfisa is going back to Russia! And after that, the two go shopping for gifts for Anfisa’s mother and grandmother, and it is a string of wonderful #Jorfisa moments!