Bella Hadid Wants To Be A Movie Star, But Can She Act? An Analysis

div id=”body-content”> To celebrate the last week of Fashion Month, Bella Hadid is already plotting out her next career move:acting. Apparently she doesn’t want to live in Gigi’s size 0000 shadow forever. Somebody tell Cara Delevigne she’s got competition. Bella isn’t ready to switch jobs yetshe wants to “kind of ride out” modeling. That’s code for “wait until I’m too old to be considered hot by modeling standards but not old enough to be a MILF.” But homegirl isn’t even 21 years old yet, so she has a couple more years of modeling left.

Regardless of how many years she has left on the Victoria’s Secret runway, Bella wants to eventually go the way of many washed-upformer models and launch an acting career. But the question remains: Can she like, act? Below, an analysis.

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h2 style=”text-align:;” center;”>Exhibit A: Plastic Surgery

Bella’s been acting like she didn’t get a life-changing nose job for the past few years now. As far as we know (i.e. as far as the first page of Google took us), Bella has never publicly addressed the rumors, which we all know means she just isn’t ready to go public about it yet. Don’t believe us? See for yourself.

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Verdict:Even though we’re not exactly fooled, we’ve got to admire Bella’s firm unwillingness to admit the truth and pretend like her face looks exactly the same. We’ll call this one a success.

Just watch Bella walk by her then-ex, The Weeknd, and act as if she doesn’t want to cut off his dick, crush it up into a powder-like substance, snort it, and then write a brooding pop song about it.

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Verdict:A rousing success.

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h2 style=”text-align:;” center;”>Exhibit D: The Lyme Disease

Regardless of how serious her Lyme Disease actually is, she’s really done a good job of dramatizing her ordeal. Sure, maybe she’s experienced real health complications, and maybe she had to give up her dreams of becoming an Olympic horseback rider (or whatever they call that event). But to make the general public pity her because she had to give up her equestrian hobbythe most rich white people activity of all time, except perhaps yachtingand had to resort to becoming a highly successful model instead? Well, that takes a true actress.

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Verdict:Somebody give Bella an Oscar.

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h2 style=”text-align:;” center;”>Overall Verdict

It’s a little too soon to say whether or not she could, say, star in an indie The Fault In Our Starsknockoff, but Bella expressed that she wanted her first role to be a superhero movie, and we think she could definitely hold her own. If all else fails, just put her in a skin-tight spandex suit or some body paint. We can already see every male over the age of 12 lining up at the box office, screaming “Take my money!”