Apparently, all that collective disgruntlement has become sentient and signed up for Twitter, where an account named BetterME3Ending's been spooling out funny and faintly absurd denouements to the video game space opera trilogy. Tweeting in both BroShep and FemShep personas, BetterME3Ending's riffed on various pop culture phenomena like Harry Potter, Parks & Rec and Star Trek: The Next Generation.