I'M your favorite...awwww! as for what happened to me, well, after getting kidnapped by chinese merchant seamen, i spent 9 years as a towel-boy for a Mongolian spermbank magnate. I was rescued by the French foreign legion and spent the next 4 years as a mercenary, I killed 97 men, 3 women, a small Iranian boy and a herd of goats. After i came down with leprosy, the French left me on the Island of Sardinia with nothing more than 1 clean pair of underwear, A scimitar and a bag of goat jerky. I was blessed by a 99 year old priest and was cured of leprosy, but not before losing 2 fingers, an elbow and half an ear. My uncle sent me $600 western union and I flew to new Orleans just in time for Hurricane katrina. I lost a guitar and 3 teeth in the storm and swam to Philadelphia where I started Man is Doomed and the rest is common knowledge. Now you know what happened to Joey Slutman.-Joey

wow..... your my hero!!!! that was badass you even got to killl wow omgomgomgomg

thats right an scurrently i am edeciding how joey slutman should leave

i will make a poll and such and i am posting designes...

hope you enjoy... lol

Hahaha, I love the first option. Good job! He gets eaten by the world maggot, and when the maggot takes of for space, he ends up getting puked out, falls through the atomsphere, lands on the North Pole and freezes again.

The world maggot didn't exist when Joey was in the band. See answer to poll. he was beheaded by his brother Johnny.

if techno was sent to get gwar to go back to space then who came first syn or techno??

That's confusing! Let me plot this outThe Master came firstThe Master made GWARTechno was sent by the master to get GWARTechno failed miserably, and the master sent Cardinal Syn after Techno.Cardinal Syn and the Decans of Dogma failed, and summoned the Master

in the concept of origin we start at a comic whare the scumdogs dont wana perfom beacauise thwy start forgeting tons of shit then they act wierd and it shows random flashbacks...sudenly they remember all of the scumdogs of the universe days and the master ans tthe stuff they firget then perform death pod in the end

ok the idea for including uncle knoby is thaY HE IS SLEAZYS NAIBOR he hears gwar practice and says to sleasy "keep it down or im callin the cops he eventualy calls the x-cops over and they dont do shit...so knobby goes over to complain then gets kidinapped by gwar and kept as a pet.. until his misery is ended in the adaptation of shimmy disk 1987... or so it goes on