At job interviews, I've always been asked what I want to be doing in N years. And so I trot out an acceptable answer - I want to be looking back at what I did over the past few years and be proud of it.

But this is a lie. I actually want to be Benevolent Dictator Of The World. I am actively recruiting Minions and Henchmen, and still have a couple of Cabinet vacancies. If you think you qualify in any of those categories, please send a recent CV to my email address, david@cantrell.org.uk. And remember, if you get on the short-list, one of the questions you'll have to answer is what do you want to be doing in N years time.