Man Too Lazy To Delete Things Diagnosed As "E-Hoarder"

“E-hoarding is a very new phenomenon,” says this report. I can’t
wait until everything in the Diagnostic
and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders is based on
local news’ need to frame stories around the popular reality shows
of the day. Are YOU an e-hoarder? E-Tell us in the e-comments! But
don’t e-mail it to us, because we e-delete that stuff e-ASAP.