Donny Dissonance

This is Donny, THE Donny Dissonance, and you’re lucky that I decided to say hi to you. I’m in a band called…well, never mind, we don’t have a name yet. But, we’re the coolest band around! Me and my brothers, Danny and Doofus really lay down some awesome tunes – no, not awful, I said AWESOME, man. The only people that think we’re awful are people that really like music, and we have a whole town full of them. What do they know?
School? Yeah I go to school, but nobody appreciates how smart I am. I can understand two languages, distortion guitar and the language I’m using right now, whatever it’s called. My favorite subject? Bet, you think I’m gonna say recess. Well, your wrong. It’s lunch, and then recess. At lunch there are better things to throw.
See you around, man. Oh, and the green slime and flat tires around town, it’s just a coincidence that I was there every time. AND IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT I GOT CAUGHT!