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Can one man survive for seven days on nachos alone?

So, I’ve decided to go on a diet. Inspired by Maryland’s mythical man Dan Janssen, who has survived on nothing but pizza for the past 25 years, I am going to improve my health next week by eating nothing but chips ‘n cheese:

(Oh, I also stocked up on Pepto, y’know, cuz I figured I might need it…)

But unlike Dan “The Man” Janssen, I don’t plan on only eating cheese nachos. I mean, there are so many different things I can put on top of nacho chips that I figure I can still maintain a balanced diet over seven days—it just might be a little high in carbs.

That being said, I could use a little inspiration in coming up with the funkiest, off-the-hook, TheBomb.ca combinations to put on top of these Tostitos. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever eaten on nachos? Leave a comment below and let me know, bro!