Kickass inaugeration

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says he was once in a pet shelter when a new manager was inaugurated, much to the delight of the tall dogs who got extra rations just for being tall. The new manager didn’t last, however, because he could not stand the constant yapping of all the rest of the dogs who were afraid the new manager was going to step on their tails, which is what he said he was going to do. Also, the pet shelter cats were afraid the new manager was going to grab or grope them and they set up a great uproar of howling that was apparently heard in Russia because a flurry of pet adoption offers came flooding out of Moscow, and the new manager accepted one of them and left in a swirl of orange hair.