Well, you know, "What's in a name? that which we call a rose / By any other name would smell as sweet", but I'll try some:
1. When hay fever sufferers have nightmares
2. Pretty in Pink
3. What steamrollers should look like
4. Four zebras and a orca in a cave
5. Personally grown by President Obama (that should up your stats quite significantly)
Sorry, have replaced creativity with silliness. It's Friday, after all.