I kinda prefer it this way not to sound gay.
Why would the other way not work?
>A guy named Zeus is ******* your wife, that's no bueno
>Hera sounds like a cunt. When you're done, she'll bitch that she's not
>When she does finally get off, she'll want to cuddle and talk about feelings

Why it's fine the way it is
>Zeus sounds like a real bro
>Wife have wizard sleeves? Nonsense. Zeus will simulate a tighter hooha and nobody will know
>When you and Zeus finish you can go shoot guns or something
>When your wife and Hera finish, they can cuddle to their hearts content, don't drag Zeus into that ****.