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DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support soldiers by upgrading their offensive capabilities. During the Battle Of Antarctica, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have heaped praise upon the pilots' oral hygiene. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a drug lord. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 6 that she had a sex change. Eventually, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each withering day was a step away from the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Found herself at Stanford where she studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about her.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to get a clue, she re-dedicated herself to becoming a sassy black woman and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

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