Devourer of Wrestling

A Scrub Tag Team

As it turns out the non-Steve Williams’ Dr. Death was not the only USWA wrestler who decided to wrestle in scrubs. Accompanied by territory “legend” (and I use that term very loosely and those quotation marks very firmly) Boss Winters, The Goon Squad were the latest in a long line of wrestlers who gained super powers and instant credibility by putting on masks.

The match itself is brief with The Goon Squad making short work of resident jobbers Vin Jordan and T.D. Steel. Perhaps the two could have been legitimate squash machines if they were built more like machines and less like sink pipes. The bout is capped off with the bigger goon getting Steel in a bear hug and the smaller goon clotheslining Steel for the Hart Attack. Who knows maybe Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart are under those masks. Actually, Neidhart does know and I’m sure it wasn’t them.