Jay and Bey's trip was criticized by Representatives Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Mario Diaz-Balart for being "tourism," but the couple reportedly avoided the fanciful baller activities like lounging on the beach that one would associate with them.

Instead, the couple visited artists and musicians, a children's theater group, and went to nightclubs with live music, Reuters reported.

Look at Beyoncé with those children – that hardly seems like a crime, right?

"I would've moved the Nets to Brooklyn for free / Except I made millions off you fucking dweebs"