Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

Blue Stanton: Coach we need a water break, we been out here all day!Coach Boone: What did you say?Blue Stanton: Said, we need a water break.Coach Boone: A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside your mind! We are going to do up-downs, until Blue is no longer tired, and thirsty.

Saul: Wait...what do you mean the battery's dead?Dale Denton: ... I mean the battery is dead. It ceases to live. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.Saul: No no... What do you mean, the battery is dead?Dale Denton: The battery is fucking dead. I don't know how I can word this to you differently.