Friday, September 02, 2016

Donald Trump is Robot Monster

What if "they" made a remake of the 1953 grade-Z sci-fi contender for worst-movie-ever-made Robot Monster and it starred Donald Trump as Robot Monster? Well, guess what, "they" have and we're all co-stars in this mad endeavor. It's like a reality show, starring us! With Donald Trump as Ro-Man, the monster with his intergalactic bubble-machine death ray.

Don't remember Robot Monster? Let me jog your memory. The IMDB tagline reads: "The monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on
Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter." Full movie is here (do you dare?).

Trailer:

Here's some shots of Trump in the role he was born to play: monster from outer space. This role was first inhabited by George Barrows who got the role when budget-minded director Phil Tucker found out he owned his own gorilla suit. Tucker slapped a diving helmet on that sucker, and behold! An icon to inanity was born.

See Robot Monster daily on most news networks and
across all Internet platforms—unfolding before our very eyes whether we want it to or not. Trump Monster dialogue included.

“When Mexico
sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending
you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re
bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring
crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

"The point is, you can never be too greedy."

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters.”

To be like the hu-man—to laugh, feel, want. Why are these things not in the plan? - Robot Monster, 1953