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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.

Bilbo knew when he was young that the song he liked to sing meant something important, but it wasn't until 13 dwarves came crashing into his little hobbit hole that he actually remembered why it was so important. He remembers everything else on the journey to his long lost home. Thilbo and FilixKili

Fallen. Called such because the Traveller abandoned them for turning its Light on each other. But Light can have no idle tools. When Morik turns away from his culture to the Light, it seizes him. Now he will rise, and show the Fallen what it means to be Kell. From the ranks of Vanguards, to the leader of his House, out of the Dark. POLL ON PROFILE TIL MAY, SO VOTE! ONLY 3 VOTES RN

Zootopia implied that Nick and Judy's friendship was more than being 'buddies'. This anthology of stories explores the growth of that relationship amidst societal prejudice against mixed species relationships. Pt. 1 is complete, and "The Waters of Atlantea" is the sequel. T rated (intimacy/violence). All characters property of Disney. Story image courtesy 'vivial' of Dev i ant Art.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

When Lily and James Potter asked a goddess to grant them a child, they had no idea that their simple wish would have so many consequences, especially when that child is raised by a legendary witch long thought dead. Genius!Strong!Independent!Harry. Pairing: Harry/Silena. Rated mostly for language, but rating may change. Bashing of Ares, Dumbledore and a few Weasley.

Jon would always be a Bastard. He could never inherit but he could protect his family. He could defend The North. Protecting his family he could do himself. But protecting The North? He would need followers, like the Knights of the South but dedicated to The North, not to glory. Bastard and true-born alike - The Lords of Winter would protect The North. Cover image by Melaamory. AU.

The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.

The War was over, but Ichigo's subsequent exile starts a rebellion under the rule of Central 46. Two years later, Aizen escapes, sparking off a chain of events that thrusts Ichigo straight back into the world he had left behind. AU. Full summary inside.

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

After their burglar signs the contract, the Dwarves find out Bilbo's age. Horrified, they assign a guardian to him to keep their youngest member safe. Until he'd been given his guardian, Bilbo never realised how he'd missed having family. R&R!

Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto! TEMPORARY HIATUS

Forced back to Tokyo by her estranged husband's demands, Kagome vows to fight whatever his game is until the month he'd insisted on was up and she could go back to Auckland. But Sesshoumaru wasn't about to let his runaway bride get away again - for his own reasons.

Mr. Masrani had them close the gate while people were still in her paddock. But what if he'd had them lock the gate when the camera showed the worker opening it? After all, they must keep the asset contained at all costs. In which the Indominus Rex is bored, has conflicted and confused instincts… and she's lonely.

Summary: The truth behind Minato's heritage is told and how will it affect his son and his journey to become a Shinobi of Konoha and the rebirth of one of the greatest clans Naru/Hina/Harem SasuSaku bashing Lemon-Warning

When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.

Miss Belladonna Lilly Baggins would very much like to know how she ended up on such an adventure! The Dwarves just know they need a fourteenth member in order to pay proper honor to Yavanna, wife of their creator, Mahal. One of Yavanna's children will do...even if she looks more like a grocer than the burglar they expected.

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

What would happen if Ichigo talked Muramasa into living and promised to find a better master? What if that that new master was Harry Potter? Wait how did an English Wizard meet an Eastern Soul Reaper? Harry/Muramasa pairing, not slash. AU Set in the Zanpakuto Arc

Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

The New Republic is on the brink of collapse. The Sith have reemerged, and war is on the horizon. Yet, everything that is happening around him feels utterly wrong... So when Luke Skywalker receives a mysterious offer to go back in time and correct the Galaxy's destiny, how can he refuse?

"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo

Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.

That moment when you go to London for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special but at the same an alignment of the worlds happen. Jane gets infected by the Aether, Malekith looks really familiar and Loki turned even sassier during his time in prison. What else? Erik Selvig goes streaking. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language SEQUEL TO TWO STEPS FORWARD

The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?

Betrayed by his leaders, Eragon and Saphira run into hiding in the northern parts of the Empire to escape both the Varden and the Empire. Now Eragon is alone with only his dragon for help, or will he find new friends and followers and maybe a student to teach the ways of the Riders?

With his last breath he made a deal, now he has paid the price-Life in a body not of his own. How shall he live? How shall his dreams breath life? What will he be remembered for? Follow Naruto on a journey that will change the lands of Konoha forever. Reviews are welcomed greatly.

Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.

ExS. 100 years ago, the wild dragon Eridor was murdered by his own brother, Galbatorix's servant. With his dying breath he swore revenge upon both. 84 years later, Eragon is born. Now, 16 years later, Eridor is awakening and his host is not happy.

During the war against Iwa Namikaze Minato nearly died in an ambush, his survival leaving him with a debt on his soul. Years later, Uzumaki Naruto meets a maiko who takes him in and raises him as her own. From such innocent beginnings are mighty changes wrought...

During the mission to find the beetle, Naruto and Hinata have a unexpected encounter that will change their world forever, not to mention the rest of the universe. Strong Naruto/Hinata, Naru/Hina plus others?, Fem Kyuubi, lots of OC's, more inside.

A rainy day in the month of May. A girl, standing before the river, ready to leap into oblivion. A boy, and his mother, and how a simple conversation would change their lives forever. IchigoxBenihime, with bits of IchigoxYoruichi in later chapters

God/Jūbi/Heir to Sage Of Six Paths/Jinchūriki of all Bijū Naruto. Note, Lots of Mindscrewing, language, generic hilarity, and an insane, even by my own standards, plot. Rating for Language, Themes; I suck at those anyway... , and other generic bad for little kids stuff. NarutoXHinataXHarem Taking recomendations . Read if you want to find out what it's about, other than Insanity.

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language

[pt 3] Desmond is gone and those he's closest to don't know where. All they're told that he will return and that while they wait for him to come back they should make use of this time to prepare for their last stand against Those Who Came Before.

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

The thief lived on the streets as far as I could tell. No family to miss her. No friends to remember her. That would make this very easy. I want her and I will get her. What secrets is she hiding from me though? A axs story. Rated M for a reason. Temporary hiatus

The Sky People's technology helps to save Tsu'tey after the battle, but he isn't quite sure what to think of the broken Sky Person in the wheeled chair that keeps coming to visit him while he's recovering. Friendship fic, AU for obvious reasons.

[pt 2] It's the end of the world. Humanity is all but destroyed and Those Who Came Before are on the rise without a hope in sight for the human race as their slowly killed off for sport. There was supposed to be a hero, someone who was supposed to set everything right. No one's seen him in a long time...

AU. Hashirama Senju was the first Mokuton user. With his abilites, he created the forests in which Konohagakure no Sato resides. The forests have become self aware, and they are angry. They chose one boy to defend them. Beware the Mokusei! MokutonNaruto! ABANDONED.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

The aftermath of a successful attempt at time-travel. Aizen is dead, but there are still plenty of upcoming challenges that Ichigo and his companions must face. Sequel to Hogyoku ex Machina; does not fully comply with Bleach canon after the Deicide arc.

An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.

Naruto has awoken the Rinnegan after releasing a seal that was placed on him at birth. Through training, perseverance and some guidance from some powerful teachers, Naruto learns to control his new powers. Follow Naruto as he learns of his Destiny and walks the path of the Sage. Semi-God-like Naruto. NaruHina, SasuSaku. Sorry to my fans, this story is discontinued :(

Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review

New Chapters up, I HAVE CONSENT FROM A PREVIOUS WRITER SO PLEASE STOP WITH THE FLAMES, btw PLEASE REVIEW, IT MOTIVATES ME TO CONTINUE. PS I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS USED IT ALL BELONGS TO KISHIMOTO, im not earning money off this fic.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

What if our favourite characters were saved from their tragic lives? One conversation leads to a decision that will change the lives of many and create legends that the ninja world were never expecting. OCCness, swearing. Humour. Some character Bashing

A mainly brotherly story of what might have happened had Sesshoumaru taken responsibility for his brother's life from the beginning. Uses Live Journal Community quotes as prompts for many of the chapters.

What if Tom didn't die? What if BOTH Sully twins ended up on Pandora? An exercise in possibilities. Has romance - Jake/Neytiri and others - and an examination of life among the Na'vi. Rated M for safety & content past chapter 12. XD

Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?

AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?

Ichigo Kurosaki. Peyton Cullen. On the road in the U.S. to catch a Social Distortion concert before Mark and Miya get home from their honeymoon. In the words of Peyton,"Enh, what's the worst that could happen?" That's a long, pervy, hilarious list indeed!

Ichigo wakes up in an unknown location. The more he discovers, the more he realizes this can only be a hallucination from his cracked subconscious: he's caught in a place where his childhood trauma of Pokemon has changed the world into something horrible!

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

Its basically post apocolyptia with the aliens and predators thrown into the mix. In this world, with Aliens and Predators, a group of former commandos finds itself in a serious mess. CHAPTER 14 IS UP!

Trunks' journey from the future altered the events of the present, leading to Vegeta becoming super saiyan much earlier. An AU where one change leads to a new reality where Vegeta discovers what it means to be a saiyan of honor.

What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi

On what seems like a relatively easy mission to Wave, Naruto encounters someone that causes a profound change in him, and his life is turned upside down. NarutoXMinor Harem 2 females Adult content...you were warned. Timeline: After Pein. Naru/Haku/Hina

After losing to Sasuke at the Valley of the End Naruto is recovering when an incident with a villager makes him believe that he is a danger to his friends, he decides to leave but nothing ever goes as planned when he's followed. NaruxHina

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

Chapter 6 up! Sousuke asked Kaname on another trip, or is it just a normal trip this time? Will they have a great time or is this just going to be like that last trip? Takes place a few days after the events of EDBD/TSR.

At first look, she appeared to be a well behaved, even adorable, little girl. Dark unkempt hair framing a somber face and large grey eyes. It was hard to believe that such a small thing could cause so much destruction. Note-The brother's name is changed.

A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?

You've heard of the Shinigami Woman's Assocciation and the Shinigami Men's Assocciation. Now its time for the Seireitei Kid's Association! Inspired by ForbiddenKHfan216’s A day in the Castle and Lucanite’s Shinigami Kids Society. Rated T for Safety

After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

...or Poker With Pinky. Wilson always wondered why exactly House attempted to keep him out of the apartment on the second Friday of the month... it's the day when the dead walk in his apartment. Well... they play poker with him, anyway. Crack. Oneshot.

A second gensei real world trip to New Zealand involving the fukutaicho crew and my friend's OCs! Please read and review! For pictures of the OCs check my friend out at talespirit on deviantArt. Ukitake x OC, OC x OC.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Jango would be spinning in his grave if he knew that Boba left his little sister to be raised by the Jedi. But the fact remains, that Lena's at the Temple, and would like nothing more than to get out. Sequel to Little Sister.

The REAL cause behind Global Warming is revealed! AND the reason why Yamamoto never gets a day off...Just, crack. Ukitake, Shunsui, Hitsugaya and Yama-jii. Written for nothing more than a silly little chuckle; no political agenda meant or implied. XD

Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

Central 46 was the government of the Seireitei and with the end of the war many want that government restored. The problem who to staff it? Tha answer the captains of the Gotei 13. But who will run the 13 squads?

[IchiRuki] Rukia's pregnant. The only problem is, the pregnancy is banned by the Soul Society. Now, in order to save Rukia and his child, Ichigo is forced to hide them, running away from everything he's ever known and loved. SEQUEL: Whispers In Your Heart