Monday, February 1, 2010

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Las Vegas, Nevada is 60 degrees and partly cloudy with a 20% chance of rain. The weather is happening in Vegas and it should stay there. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so use this time to secure your alibi.

Hey Spank, did you have a nice weekend?

Yes and I really enjoyed it more so than usual in that I really didn't sleep much. So therefore, it was a longer weekend than normal.

I on the other hand slept way too much and my weekend flew by. Probably all that alcohol I was consuming.

Oh alcohol. Patron... yeah. I did that too.

You're just in a bigger league than I am. I can't keep up.

Practice makes perfect.

Speaking of practice, you know how you're going to do the thriller dance for me when you come out?

Yes *grabs my crotch and spins*

I just love the warden of this maximum security prison in the Philippines. This is what he makes the inmates do....

Some might say such a penance would create a violent atmosphere.

I think they're probably too tired after mandatory dancing all day long to get into trouble. I think we should do it at our prisons.

So you think you can dance telecast live from Alcatraz.

Spank, you're brilliant!Speaking of dancing, did you hear Ambidextrous children are more likely to be hyperactive?

*Our apologies to any Canadians that may have been offended by mention of your pre-marital rituals. We have nothing against Canadians. Some of our best friends know Canadians.

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11 comments:

I am going to have nightmares about leather skin... wow. On a happier note, yay I won! :) But, tech idiot that I am, I cannot get the email link to work. What do I need to do to claim my fantastic prize?

The level of WTF for this post is outstanding. You girls worked overtime for a maniacal Monday melting minds mid-thought. But I digress... I think the Filipino cops are dancer-profiling so their prisons are full of the gayest, danciest criminals. OR - maybe dancing IS a crime.

Note: No gay, dancing Filipino criminals were harmed in the making of this post.

Do you think all the Thriller zombies gang up and do bad things against the man playing the MJ's girl in that video...you'd think there'd be on man in there w/ a full head of hair to play that role. Very odd video.

OMG leather woman was sooooo gross. I couldn't even tell where her boobs were supposed to be. Definitely need eye-bleach!

You know; OBVIOUSLY you Americans know your way around a hot dog. You've taken a good idea...Varietal Meats encased in a delicious intestine....and made it a big part of what defines you as a culture on a world scale. I'm not sure what that says about you as a society....a whole bunch of crap smooshed together and placed inside something that used to be full of crap? O_O okay I'm gonna drop that thought right there before it starts to sound insulting...because thats NOT where I was going and I dont want to go there.

*waving hockey stick*

YAY for Heidi Klum. She's F*ckHAWT and isnt she well over 40? I'm not sure exactly how iNatural those boobies are; but they ARE beautiful.

*reads previous comments and falls off chair*

Spank? you dont know how the email thing works because you "just work here"??

since when is making snide comments about your Geographical; Social; and tube-steak-and-basketball-creating Betters North of the 49th parallel considered work? *sheesh* now go find me some pictures of women that don't make me throw up in my mouth; kthx. O_O hey I'm still waiting for the Spank-and-Ginger hanging iNatural cleavagey goodness to make its unveiling??!!!!!!