Spring 14

It’s that time of year again, folks! (“What, Daylight Savings Time?”) No! Haha. NYU wants your pennies! The Coral Towers residence hall will be holding its third annual penny drive this Saturday in the lounge downstairs, so make sure to collect as many pennies as you can the rest of the week and bring them to the drive in a big ol’ mason jar! It should be loads of fun – there’s going to be music and games, so bring a comfortable pair of shoes and a competitive attitude (lol) and your pennies down to the lounge Saturday and we’ll get our grooves on for charity! Ok, sorry to interrupt your studying with an annoying email. Have a nice night : )

—RA Sandy

Residents of Coral Towers,

Just wanted to remind you that this whole penny drive thing I mentioned yesterday is one day closer! Hope you’re collecting some pennies and are preparing to get down with your bad selves on Saturday ;) Ok, you can go back to studying for finals now (or not! lol I know I’m not…guess I’m just really hung up on this penny drive thing or whatever). Alright, see ya guys !!

—RA Sandy

Coral Towers Residents,

Heeeeeeeeyy haha me again! So……the penny drive is THIS. SATURDAY. Can you believe it??? Right? Yep, coming right around the corner, looks like. I haven’t gotten any responses from you folks so I guess I’m just checking in or whatever! You guys are coming, right? With the pennies? RA Mary said that last year there were, like, thousands of pennies. I was like, wow that seems like a lot of pennies, but she said, no usually penny drives get that kind of turn out and laughed a little and I wasn’t sure if she was being serious ‘cuz of the laugh and all. Anyway, that’d be really great ‘cuz I really need for this thing to happen. ‘Cuz they’re, uh, going to charity… Yep, they’re really going to charity. Ok, peace out, you wackos (haha naw, just playing).

—RA Sandy

Residents,

Wuz goin’ on? haha….so I still haven’t gotten a response from you guys. I mean, it’s cool, it’s cool! I know you guys are busy, but, like I said in my last e-mail, it’d be huge if this thing worked out for me. I mean, for charity – what, you guys don’t like charity? Well that’d be pretty fucked up, considering you’re paying like a billion dollars a semester to come here and you couldn’t spare one fucking penny for this shit. Whoa, it’s getting late I guess haha. Finals are rough, right? Alright.

—RA Sandy

Residents,

Alright you motherfuckers, I’ll level with you: I gotta get my fingies on those precious pennies. I mean, really feel it on my skin. Yeah, that’s right. Thousands of those beautiful little ridge-less copper coins flowing like a river over my stretched out, naked bod. I want Honest Abe’s gorgeous little mug hitting me like a thousand little kisses Saturday night and by the end of it all, I better be plugged up in my every cavity and crevice. And I don’t care if you all see it. Yep. I’m gonna be a human fucking vending machine if this all works out, only instead of you guys getting Oats and Honey bars or whatever in return for your coins, you get to experience what is widely considered the most beautiful form of coin appreciation there is. If you can’t make that happen for me, you’re all fucking done. You hear? Done. I’ll write you up or whatever the fuck RA’s do. Make it happen, privileged bitches.

—RA Sandy

P.S. Don’t even think about using spray-painted nickels or dimes and shaving the ridges off, you goddamn weasels, because I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work, unless I was using the wrong tools or something but, no, I looked it up and I’m pretty sure you just can’t do it. You can try, but, yeah, again, I don’t think it will work. And I’ve really got to 100% believe they’re pennies for this whole thing to come together the right way… and now that I’ve thought about this whole nickel /dime shaving trick I’m gonna be even more skeptical than I was before, so probably don’t even fucking try it.

Residents of NYU Coral Towers,

Wow… that was really fun! Sorry for bothering you guys so much throughout the week, but at least all your hard work “paid” off haha. Thanks to the few of you who came out, and to those of you who didn’t, you really missed out!! I got word from the guys over at charity that they could use some more support, maybe a nickel or quarter drive, just to try things out, and we’ll move our way up to half-dollars after feeling things out a bit. Good luck with finals!