Maximum speed: It can make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.

Cruise speed: 2 mph, so everybody sees me. I put my rag top down so my hair can blow.

Range: Over 12,000,000,000 miles.

Armament

Guns: Each of the Kenyan supermodels is equipped with an AK-47, grenade launcher, a bulletproof vest, and an armored truck. Their guns stick out of small sealable holes on the top, sides, and bottom of the plane.

Bombs: 19,000 nuclear warheads; Project Xylophone.

Notes: Project Xylophone, also known as the F-Long Number, was the ultimate fighter aircraft. However, Hyperbole couldn't get enough money to finish it, and it remains half-completed rusting in his garage.

Guns: 2x .50 cal. machine guns mounted in a top turret, 4x .50 cal. machine guns mounted in a tail turret, 1x .50 cal. machine gun in a nose position, and 2x .50 cal. machine guns in each turret on top of the wing. Each gun has 2,000 rounds of ammo.