You see, he was underwater and — OK, maybe we'd better just let her tell the story.

Jerrod Niemann's is gross. Granger Smith's is ... concerning. Chase Rice has some real beef with an educator that did his best to interrupt what was sure to become a magical moment. Joe Nichols spit after his first kiss. Literally, he spit. The girl was not amused or forgiving.

Let's face it, we've all been awkward when faced with life's greatest of great mysteries: the opposite sex. Like throwing a baseball, playing guitar and riding a bike, kissing takes practice. No one is good at it the first time!