Ok, my first project.
To shove these wire strippers up my nose.
Can I do
it?

Here we go!!!
I'm excited!!!!

PUSH!!!!!!!!
YOU SHOW THAT DUMB STRIPPER BOY!!!!!!!!!

SCOTT THE DRUNKARD!!!!!!
CAN HE GET IT UP????
SCOTT THE DRUNKARD!!!!!!
YES HE CAN!!!!!!!!!

Scott gets psyched up before undertaking this mamoth challenge.
Several pints
of beer, one bottle of "Spar own brand" brandy later, he's ready for the task.

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SHOULD TRY ANY OF THE FEATS ACCOMPLISHED ON THIS WEBSITE.
SCOTT
TURLEY IS A HIGHLY TRAINED, SUPERMAN, AND MERE MORTALS MAY FIND
HIS AMAIZING FEATS EXCRUTIATINGLY PAINFULCOPYING ANY OF THE EXTREME ACTS OF WANTON SADOMASICHISM ARE DONE SO AT YOUR OWN RISK
DON'T
EVEN THINK ABOUT HOLDING ME RESPONSIBLE, I'M THE KING OF LAW SUITS.
:p