Dusra Pagal standing besides said "mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga".A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: "Fill Up In Capital".Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free. Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother! Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run our business. A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they never will be. THE BEST ONE: Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god. - Indian Armed ForcesGirl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guesswhat happened?

Ans. The bonds mature.A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs togo to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a signon it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to hisbeer saying, "So did I!"How can you drop and egg five feet without it breaking?By dropping it six feet - it won't break for the first five.How many books can you put on an empty shelf?

One. After that it isn't empty.Que. What do you call Santa's helpers?Ans. Subordinate Clauses.A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricketmatch.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"Que. Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?Ans. Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."GIRL to sardar: Oye tum ney apne 2 daant Q blue kiye hai?

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have himlooking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of oneperson, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that wecan take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and havethem bothlooking for work in two weeks.'

An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are waybehind,we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put himin the White House for eight years, and now half the country islooking for work.'