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EEEEK!!! GMMFFF… sigh.

I have found the one company not listed on the internet, they are called Morning Star sushi. It might not be the best sushi in the world but in cases of emergency they they provide me with my much needed, around-the-corner, dose of raw salmon rolled in rice kept in place by a dab of stringy weed - not smokable… I don't think.

Well in order to be the only place in this intricate virtual world that
Die Antwoord would call INTERWEB .. I am going to list them.
(To Morning star: ???? alternatively you can thank me by paying me in white rabbits - the candy or the pet/stirfry )
Here it goes:

Now that everyone from Jennifer Lopez to Nicole Kidman and Rihanna is
married, it's clear that having a life partner by your side forever and
ever making you feel guilty about coming home too late and too drunk is
the new fashion craze. And where there's a fashion craze, you can be
sure to see Irma van Straaten elbowing her way to the front yelling "Me
too! Me too!"

While on our holiday in Phuket... Andre popped the question and I eagerly yelled "YIPPEEEEEE!!!!"
We hate to dissapoint the fans but we are officially off the market and very ENGAGED!.

So we had valentines day and our first anniversary last month...

I know what you are thinking... it feels like we've been together for 2
and a half years already... um.. hiccups!! For Vday we got a Giant Poppeys
Pizza from Catz (Andres' favourite) and had a picnic in the Shakespeare Gardens at
Emmerentia....

For our anniversary Andre took me to the Pta Zoo and Akwarium for a brilliant day of extreme golf-karting! Mwah! Andre, you are the bestest!

So it’s no longer Christmas and you can spend all your money on yourself again! Yeh!!

Christmas was great, we were between my family and Andres'. I
accidentally broke Andres' grandmothers wrist on Christmas eve. I'm
sooo sorry Laas family! From now on I promise to be extra careful when
helping the elderly.
We had lots of fun on our New Years Eve party... Anina got the hep and
thus herself and Stephan could not join us for new years eve. Bhoo hoo!
But Nikki and Arnie came and we had a great time... About 50 minutes before the 2009 countdown begun, the whole of Kosmos
got struck by a thunderstorm and lost power... so we had candles for
light, lightning for fireworks and my iPhone for a DJ, the champagne
and shooters were able to represent themselves ... so the party went
on! The power continued to stay off for the first 22 hours of 2009.

Just to prove that I have the best man in the world...on the 2nd of January Andre treated Anina and myself to a fabulous day at the Mangwanani Spa... while him and Stephan enjoyed a mud-wrap of their very own with a motorbike, a mountain and lots of rain the previous evening.

Our new years resolution: To quit smoking.... we are already on day 13 and going strong!
The only sad news is that it’s no longer Christmas and nobody’s spending money on you anymore :( Bleh!