There's a guy standing awkwardly in the background staring at EY and all the cameras.

Eric challenges Cee Lo. The guy turns around and it's D'Lo Brown. D'Lo! Eric is confused and D'Lo tries to calm EY down before leaving.

Brown walks past Young and EY rolls him up and counts a fast three to retain his TV title!

Winner: Still TV champion, Eric Young!

D'Lo chases EY through the station and Eric runs out the door. D'Lo is mad because Eric didn't even recognize him.

Match No. 4: X Division Title, Alex Shelley vs (c) Brian Kendrick

Another good match here for the X Division title.

I guess Abyss will use his rematch at "Hardcore Justice."

Fun Fact: Both guys use Sliced Bread for a finisher.

Shelley hit Kendrick with a Sliced Bread on the ring apron and then rolled him into the ring. Shelley was about to enter the ring again, but Austin Aries came and smashed Shelley in the face with the belt.

Kendrick got a quick pin and retains.

Winner: Still X Division champion, Brian Kendrick!

Yes! Another step towards an Aries/Shelley feud!

Kendrick has no f'ing idea how he beat Shelley and is confused. He helps Shelley up and clearly doesn't like how he won.

Mexican America comes out.

They call out the tag-team champions, Beer Money.

James Storm completely destroys Mexican America on the mic. He tells them to cut his grass, leave the wrestling company and the U.S. He threatens to kick Anarquia's teeth down his throat. He tells them they'll wake up on August 8 (the day after "Hardcore Justice") with their green cards shoved straight up their asses.

Anyone think Mexican America even has a chance to win? Me neither.

Match No. 5: Knockouts Title Match, Velvet Sky vs (c) Mickie James

This match never even happened.

Mickie came to the ring first for some reason, but Winter and Angelina charged the ring and kicked her sexy ass until Velvet made the save.

Then ODB and Jackie came from the Impact audience to attack Mickie and mostly Velvet.

Then Traci Brooks comes out.

The whole thing is one big brawl. Extra referees come out to break it up. They all scatter.

Security comes out but gets man-handled by ODB and Jackie after some yambag shots. Now ODB is busting out of her shirt and this thing is still going crazy.

Finally two cops come and handcuff ODB and Jackie. They pull them away and the match never happens.

Backstage, Traci says that if ODB and Jackie can hang around IMPACT without a contract, then she can too. It looks like she's staying.

ODB, Jackie and Traci Brooks are back in a sense?!

You know who should come back? Yes, I'm about to go there. "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown!

I have a genius way of writing him back on TV and of coming home, back to Thursday nights.

Eric Young is traveling around and searching for opponents for his TV title. What if he stumbles upon The Alpha Male in his journeys? EY will challenge him, Monty Brown will run him over with a Pounce (AHHH! Pounce!), pin 'em and win the TV title. Since he'll be a champion, he'll get a contract.

It was good to see ODB, Jackie and Traci. When are they getting a contract?!

The "Bound For Glory" series keeps getting better and Angle vs Sting should be a good one.

I don't recall seeing Hogan or Bischoff on the show.

An interesting bit where A.J. was getting pre-match thoughts and Daniels walked in: They had to talk in private and tell each other secrets. The camera didn't pick it up, so I wonder what that was about?

Does anyone else want to see A.J. Styles vs Matt Morgan in a steel cage for the Heavyweight title or is that just me?