God. Who lives in Zelenka's top shirt button and who often talks back. Little does anyone know it, but the man is totally certifiable. Loony. Batshit insane. He believes he's a small white mouse, and late at night he runs through the corridors of Atlantis pretending it's his maze. He's been pulling the wool over everyone's eyes for years because he mostly speaks in Czech and no one knows that he's saying, "Ah, if only I'd been born a pansy or maybe a rose, what bees I could have for my very own, little little fuzzy flying cows, bzz bzz bzz..."

Or, um. John finds a planet with a ferris wheel? Or Rodney does and John's not there and he blindfolds John and John is all oh my god, there's an ambush, isn't there, and pulls out his gun only it's a ferris wheel?

It's a notion I talked about here. I was agog when Irina told Sydney that Sark wanted zero point energy! And the crossover idea was too good not to mull, except I have *no* confidence that I could write Sark. I haven't been paying that much attention to Alias.