(Okay, a couple disclaimers first. We have no way to verify if these photos are of May Andersen, the former Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. I mean, I guess there are ways, but we’re not C.S.I., we’re barely B.F.D. If we find out these aren’t her, we’ll take them down ASAP. That’s a lot of acronyms. Second, please hide the children. This stuff gets pretty wicked and we don’t want to censor stuff for the adults among us, but as a young man who watched way too much adult material before his 18th birthday, well, just look what’s become of me. You wouldn’t want that for your own children.)

Now, then, wow! These seemingly self-published pictures purportedly of Danish hot bodied lingerie and swimsuit model May Andersen might just take the proverbial flesh cake in terms of indecent exposure. Having lived some of my lifetime within the land of the Norsemen, well, they do have some liberal view on human boinkity-boink. Obvious, more liberal than myself who still uses the word boinkety-boink. So, it’s not super surprising that when the naughty pictures of a Danish girl leak, they’re going to be, how shall we put this — extra naughty. Not quite your Pippi Longstocking drawings. But, ever so much hotter, including some lesbionic moments fit for a king’s ogle. Wow again.

So, gather the above 18-aged family around and have a view for yourself into the fabulous secret garden reportedly of May Andersen.