Monday, February 26, 2007

Editor's Note: I feel it necessaary to apologize in advance for this abrupt departure from Reality, History, Reason and Common Sense. Let's now depart for Fantasyland. Fasten Seat Belts!
In answer to the public call for a "New Direction", We Welcome All to Tinsel Town's Exclusive and very glytzy Red Carpet Enclave of PANDAMONIA! Where Brute Arrogance, Bi-polar Megalomania, and Air-Head Psycosis Combine for a grab at the brass ring of Big Bucks & Political Power. reb

Replacing 'Dubya'

Hail To The Chief, & Royal Highness

President: ED ASNER!

Vice Prez: SEAN PENN

On Day One, V.P. Penn announced to delighted fans that there would be a 'Royal Food Fight' on the White House lawn, open to a stellar group of distinguished guests. It will be a competitive event, and when 50% of the dueling participants have dropped out from injury, exhaustion or cowardess, the survivors will be declared the Winners, and promptly seated as Prez Asnar's Official Cabinet Officers.