Sobriety Milestone: I got kicked off talk radio for profanity

I was flattered, nervous, and ???? percent sober. Hell, I wasn’t even that manic.

None of that was enough to filter my vulgarity when we started talking about how alcohol blew up my life. It lasted about 5 minutes.

HOST: What made you finally give you alcohol?

ME: I was just so tired of that shit kicking my ass. Eventually I had enough and had to say fuck it…

PRODUCER: I’m sorry, we need to end the session. Language is not allowed.

Things are cool, they’re not pissed and I don’t think I did too much harm. I do feel bad for the assistant producer who invited me to the show. I tried to reach out and make amends on Twitter as soon as I stopped laughing.

@sobertony No problem Tony, congrats on 79 days and best luck for the future mate

It’s a funny story. Maybe I was just nervous. I’ve felt like an outlaw for a while so I guess I forget about society norms etc.

Sidenote – I’m also banned from using Western Union ???? too many sketchy international money transfers. I used to support a lot of people in Haiti with cash. But now that I’m down here I just go to the ATM