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Need $1000 fast? Head to OctoLoan, where Octomom herself has included her seal of approval.

OctoLoan is a trusted source that connects you to cash lenders nationwide when you need a short term loan fast.

And Suleman would know something about needing money fast, as evidenced by the fact that she's endorsing this site.

OctoLoan is quick to stress that it is not a lender — it'll just connect you to one. And first time loans are typically between $300 and $500, which is actually a good thing given the insane rates you might be charged.

Again, there's no standard here, because you'll be dealing with individual lenders, but the FAQ doesn't really paint a flattering picture of the OctoLoan service.

A representative annual percentage rate (APR) example is as follows, rates vary by state, applicant information and lenders: A loan of $100.00 for 14 days could cost $25.00 in fees. The total amount to payback could be $125.00 with an APR of 651.79%.

Even Octomom can't distract from numbers like that.

Money lending isn't exactly my area of expertise, so I'm only going on gut reaction here. But if you really need cash fast, I'd recommend you look elsewhere. Maybe your local Octomom needs a babysitter.