We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (Alright, I love it) But first off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (Look at that dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy Joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes (Naw, get him off the stage)

Ooh, this is nice Yeah, I told U we would get good seats U didn't get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, U don't never trust nobody Shut up bald head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, I'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see Tony anyway

Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny look like U Every time I see U, girl, my Johnny get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get U into my mouth (Yeah) I'll drink U like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, can't U understand?

I'm only fantasizing cuz your love is tantalizing And it's got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do U till I spend the time 2 school U On the fine art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the back of my BMW "Z" The bang bang boogie, U will give it 2 me Cuz Johnny will make U dance (Can we bring it up?)

Mind if I join ya? Aren't U supposed 2 be up there singin'? Yeah Where's Prince? What do U mean "Where's Prince?" I thought he was gonna sing 2night Ah, ain't that a bitch? Come on, wait, come here Tony, where is he?

Levi (In the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (Bobby Brown) Bring it on (Bring it on) (Morris, where U at?) Time 2 school (Stop AIDS) Yo Tommy, yo Tommy, what U here 4, man?

Sweet keys (Play that motor scooter) Say what? (Don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self check (Saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your background? (Damn!) That ain't workin', man What U think we need? Kathy J. (Ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that just straightens me right out (Ooh)

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I grip it?) Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Just 4 the ladies) (Holy Jesus) Hey baby, what U doin'?

Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the B-side of some safe sex That means the A-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (Oh) Ooh, yeah ha But enough about my propers Brothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And God, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just like Ford (What?) - "Quality is job one" 2 get a grip, U need a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I made my money Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat? Their pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just don't figure Cuz Tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (So what U sayin'?) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (Honey dip) Check it, get a grip

Oh Tony, that was great No no, serious shit, man, that was great I'm telling U, believe me when I say That this is just... this is rap at its finest Yes, I'm tellin' U, U know (Who is this dude, man? Go on, get outta the way) Alright, I just wanna... (Get outta here!)

Johnny needs a Jim (Jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a Jim (Yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs Tone I ain't goin out like that, U know what I'm sayin'? Who got the 'lactics? (Gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (Ain't go'n rain on me!)