What would happen if, instead of Tyrion, Sansa Stark is wed to the other brother? If she can win him, can Sansa use Jaime Lannister to influence his own family? Or, better, will he keep his oath and take her home? Jaime L./Sansa S.

Visions of the crews past, present, and future. This series takes focuses mainly on Mal, Inara, and their daughter, Serenity, during the Second War for Independence. Updated for the first time in a year with a new chapter and more in the works.

This is a sort of companion piece to the first section of Two Times They Were Wet and Cold. It's also sort of crack!fic. While Mal and Inara were having a pleasant dialogue in the cargo hold, Kaylee and Simon spent some time in a broom closet.