Like to know how a supposed jobless purpose could afford 20 shots of whiskey and five tabs in the first place.

Tut tut! You know you're not supposed to comment on how someone spends their dole money!!!

In the same paper not long ago was an article about another jobless bloke who had spent hours and hours (and of course loads of money) getting the faces of various Newcastle United players from over the years tattooed on his back.

Now, aren't you supposed to be available for work if you claim dole? Not lying on your belly in Ossie's Tattoo Parlour....