to me, they ruin coachella. they go there thinking it’s a fashion shoot. they try to look cool and edgy, and probably don’t even know the music that’s playing. instead they’re walking around hoping a photographer catches them looking “cool.”

it’s like all the cheerleaders who went to my high school who are suddenly obsessed with coachella. and go to urban outfitters to find outfits to wear that weekend to end up looking like the people they made fun of and still do.