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I love happiness, I just hate people.

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

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Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

I love happiness, I just hate people.

Female ejaculation is what we call "fucking gross." One wouldn't have thought that a vagina could be made to resemble a small, inverted, friendly alien even more... until it started fucking spitting at you.

Massive LOL! This is much more entertaining than the scientist thread already.

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Bono. I'd inject him with AIDS. He wouldn't die from that, though, I'd just want his blood tests to reveal that he had AIDS when he seemingly decided to go murder-suicide in the middle of fucking a small boy.

The boy would be an unfortunate but necessary casualty.

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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Let's say that I wandered out of the woods, scrappy, bright eyed and cheerful to take on the world. I run into you on the streets of Hollywood and ask for directions. You don't know why, but you take a liking to me immediately and decide to teach me the ways of a true douche. How do you go about this?

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Originally Posted by bmack86

Let's say that I wandered out of the woods, scrappy, bright eyed and cheerful to take on the world. I run into you on the streets of Hollywood and ask for directions. You don't know why, but you take a liking to me immediately and decide to teach me the ways of a true douche. How do you go about this?

As a true douche, I would actually just feed you some bullshit long enough to get your wallet.

Originally Posted by bballarl

Do you think Magic Johnson faked HIV, as some talk show hosts from Minneapolis do?

I have no idea what you're referring to. I know Magic had HIV, 'cause he gave it to me.

Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3

Katie Perry. How did this happen? What did we do to deserve this? And when will it go away? Same goes for 'The Hills'.

My real question with this chick is how the fuck did she get famous singing a song with a shocking chorus that's ALREADY BEEN FUCKING DONE?

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.