Oh my Go-hmmmmm this is the best thing ever I am still laughing, hard after this strip, AND I JUST FINISHED DESPICABLE ME 2!! That you made me laugh after that is awesome
Let me be (one of the?) first to wish you a happy 2014 Rick, and Everyone else here!

Ah, the television again. One-offs wouldn't quite be so satisfying without it. I do get the feeling that the carpet has a permanent Tiger-shaped depression in that area from the frequency with which this could occur.