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Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Controls:
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul
ATTENTION: An iPhone version is in development at this time. Don't support thieves!

Rated 5 / 5 stars2009-12-21 00:46:32

HOLY HELL

Ok that may have been one of the most fucking explosively fun games ever. Seriously, it was pretty damn great. It starts out a bit slow, but as you collect money, you'll start unlocking some pretty cool toys. Every aspect of this game is perfect, the art, the programing, the physics, everything is just excellent. Gonzossm did a really good job with the graphics.
I really liked all of the different things you could do, the suns, the ufo's, the goomba things, those birds that gave the crit sound, it was all awesome. In all, this felt a little like the 2005 game "Kitten Cannon", except with loads of steroids pumped into it. I also enjoyed the small traces of humor that were either written off to the side of the menus, or scattered about the seemingly never ending land.

Overall, this game was fucking excellent. If there is a soul on this Earth that hasn't played this game yet, they definitely need to.

Rated 5 / 5 stars2009-12-20 22:15:59

Played for over 3 straight hours!

Such a simple premise, and yet, pulled off brillantly! I think it's sad that I played for so long, but such is the power of this great game! It makes you want to try that much harder, to eek out a few more thousand feet, to try to reach a Medal goal, or to pull off some other fantastic goal. Really, The programming, original art and great use of sound bytes and music that was used to come together and put together in such a way that I would honestly of paid real money to play(in the form of downloadable content on my Nintendo Wii *or any other system, PS3 or Xbox 360) It really is amazing that you guys, as a labor of love, put this together and let us play the crap out of it! Thanks so much! Hope to see more revisions that add to the experience after the holidays!!