Blair: My point is, paranoia can save your life.Dan: Oh, so she was supposed to know her husband was going to sell their firstborn to a coven?Blair: The woman couldn't be more naive. I mean who eats unsolicited desserts.Dan: Point taken. The mousse was creepy. Do you know how many gloves I've lost on the subway?Blair: Well. You do often seem cursed.Dan: I do, don't I?

Blair: Just seeking refuge with the perfect anti-Valentine's Day movie. Rosemary's Baby.Dan: What part are you at? I'll watch it with you. Forgive me if I've memorized some of Ruth Gordon's dialogue. Okay, all of it.Blair: It just started.

Dan: Well this way I can initiate a whole new round of pestering you to submit it.Blair: But I already did. Yesterday. I gave your article to a junior editor. At Vanity Fair, not Details. I'm assuming that won't be a problem.Dan: Wait, so you submitted it without reading it?Blair: Of course I read it. I have a reputation to uphold.Dan: And you still put me through the ringer?Blair: It was good.Dan: I'm sorry. What'd you just say?Blair: You heard me. It was sharp. And well-observed. When it comes to experiencing an ex with a new love, you have some insight.

Blair: Well. They're not Richart, but they're all I could find at this hour. I was going to leave them on your pillow.Serena: Blair, please. It's been a long night. I'm tired.Blair: You were right. Chuck and Reina are real. Were real anyway.

Chuck: Look, you put family before all else. I can't do that. My father was never there for me. My mother abandoned and then betrayed me. My uncle is my worst enemy. But maybe your father isn't as perfect as you think.Raina: What are you saying?Chuck: He's the reason I went after Lily. He pitted me against her.Raina: So you're trying to turn me against him?