Here at Funny Business, we have our own ideas. Seeking input from the sharpest knives in the drawer (or bayonets) on Twitter, Facebook, and the CNBC newsroom — admittedly, a small crowd — here are THE BEST GUESSES, THE GREATEST IDEAS TO COME TOGETHER, THE MOST POPULAR SUGGESTIONS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION FOR THIS THE MOST HIGHLY VIEWED/RATED/TALKED ABOUT BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE, for what Donald Trump will reveal Wednesday.