Ex-NFL Player Jared Lorenzen resurfaces bigger than ever on the River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League

"Lorenzen initially was hired to be the River Monsters' general manager but got the itch to play again. He leads the UIFL in passing yards (256.6 yards per game) and efficiency (107.1 rating), and he is second with 69 touchdown passes."
The team roster page has him listed at 290. Sureeeee, haha. Photo Credit: Tony Tribble of the Cincy Enquirer. Note: Scroll down for vids of him playing