26. If you're trying really hard to put up a shelf or get us gig tickets or book a table at a restaurant, we may sing 'Ross caaaaaan' at you to the tune of The Police's 'Roxanne'. We know you're not called Ross, we're just trying to show you some support.

27. If we ever call you our lobster it is the highest compliment possible. We are saying you're our partner for life, not that you remind us of a fishy-smelling crustacean with claws.

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28. Oh and most importantly, if you ask us why we are watching a repeat of Friends that we have already seen five times, GET OUT. Get out right now.