Thursday, December 16, 2010

40 Reasons Not To Eat

40 Reasons Not To Eat

1. You will be FAT if you eat today. Just put it off one more day.
2. You don't NEED food. 3. Fat people can't fit everywhere. 4. Guys will be able to pick you up without struggling.5. You'll be able to run faster without all that extra weight holding you back. 6. People will remember you as the 'beautiful thin one.'7. If someone has to describe you, they'll say, 'oh, she weighs like 100, 110 lbs.' 8. Guys will want to get to know you, not laugh at you and walk away. 9. Starving is an example of excellent willpower. 10. You will be able to see your beautiful, beautiful bones. 11. Bones are clean and pure. Fat is dirty and hangs on your bones like a parasite. 12. If you eat, you'll look like those disgusting, fat, ghetto and trailer-trash hookers on Jerry Springer. 13. The models that everyone claim are beautiful, the spitting image of perfection, are any of them fat? ... NO.... 14. Too many people in America are obese. 15. People who eat are selfish and unrealistic. 16. Only fat people are attracted to fat people. Do you want pigs to like you because you are one of them? 17. Anyone can have 'inner beauty,' but few can earn real beauty, inside as well as out. 18. You'll be able to move as quietly and skillfully as a spider. 19. Only thin people are graceful. 20. If you slap a fat person, you can see a shockwave ripple over their skin. That's disgusting. 21. Do you want people to say, 'For god's sake get off of me, you're crushing me; I can't breathe!' or 'You are soo light.' ? 22. Underweight, a.k.a. perfect body. 23. Ballerina? Or beanbag? 24. I want to be light enough so a helium balloon could lift me and carry me to the clouds. . .like in my reoccurring dream I love that dream. 25. I want to walk in the snow and leave no footprints. 26. Starve off the parts you don't need. They're ugly and drag you down. 27. Nothing can't be fixed with hunger and weightloss. 28. Saying 'No, thanks,' to food is saying 'Yes, please,' to THIN! 29. Fat people are so huge, people see through them and it's like they don't exist.30. The only time people notice a fat person is when they get in the way of that beautiful thin girl walking by. (I know that one sounds horrible)(Oh well) 31. Have you ever seen a person NOT notice a walking skeleton?32. Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. 33. Is food more important than happiness in life? Your appearance to others?34. Eating is conforming. 35. When you start to get dizzy and weak, you're almost there. 36. Hunger is your friend and it won't betray you like food. 37. Food is mean and sneaky. It tricks you into eating it and it works on you from the inside out, making you fat, bloated, ugly, and unhappy. 38. Think of anorexia as your secret weapon. 39. If you can name one reason to be fat, I will name a million to be skinny. I'll name them even if you can't find a reason to be fat. 40. Thin people look good in ANY kind of clothes.