My Pre-Game Ritual

My Pre-Game Ritual

My Pre-Game Ritual

Finally, I have a reason to wake up on Saturday’s. I don’t
think I have ever been as excited for a season as I am for this one. Since I’m
feeling charitable, I’ll let all the readers in on my pre-game ritual. It’s
bulletproof, guaranteed to get you in the Buckeye spirit.

By Eric Geier

Here you have it, a very simple formula to live by. If you
follow this pre-game ritual, you can single-handedly increase the odds the
Buckeyes win by 13%, based on a 12-year study conducted by a Harvard think
tank.

8:15 a.m. - Wake up to my iPod alarm playing “Hang on Sloopy,”
or anything by the OSU marching band.

8:20 a.m. - Go to the bathroom, being sure to use the Michigan toilet paper.

8:30 a.m. - Eat a bowl of “Chris Spielman Edition” Wheaties
from the early 80’s I bought on E-bay. Each box contains a drop of Chris
Spielman’s sweat, they’re delicious and they taste like victory.