I read in a chart once, "Apply sensicare cream to open areas on scrotum and pennies."
Another frequent entry I see in charts is, " Good pericare rendered." I always think to myself so you give bad pericare sometimes!

As we were reviewing a chart on the Alzheimer's unit - this notation stood out:
"resident very agitated - yelling profound statements" Profane yes - profound no ..I doubt he was yelling "To be or not to be....that is the question...."