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but really, I’m okay.
I’m sitting here in the hospital and my sister is with me talking to my mom….which makes it easier for me not to talk to my mom.
My incision hurts. that’s right, my cut in my belly, surprisingly, hurts. Just got the visit from my doctor to explain why she had to cut through my belly as opposed to the removal of my uterous and cervix through my vagina.
It turns out my vagina clamps the heck closed when I am under anesthetic. That’s right, when I am knocked out nothing is allowed in. Who knew? The doctor said that was a first for her.
So, cut through my belly, removed the uterous and the cervix. They also burned off some endometriosis and removed a cyst from one ovary.
And no, I didn’t know about either one of those two issues either. Le sigh.

I’m not feeling much up to talking as I am suffering through the unfortunate truth of woman doctors are not generous with pain-relievers.
I shit you not, they are giving me advil.
Advil….a whopping 800 mgs twice a day. That is about what I would take for a nasty headache.
A gut stabbing, burning, and a cutting I feel deserves more than an advil.
*sigh*
Love y’all,
Me.

Squished Together…

I write this blog to make myself laugh, and sometimes I even make other people laugh. Beware, there are probably spelling, syntax, grammar, and formatting mistakes all through this blog--but I try not to frak it up too much. I used to try to maintain two blogs, and since that was ridiculously difficult to do that as well as, you know, live--I decided to 'squish' the two of them together. Regardless of what my best friend thinks, the name of this blog has little to nothing to do with my boobs. *sigh* But, since I have family who could some day find this blog I have decided to put anything somewhat risque under a password. Anyone who would like that password needs only to send me a request. If you make the subject line something like "smut" or "password" it will help. :) Please send all requests to: squishedtogether@gmail.com
*kisses*