My Creation science teacher once told the story of the Giraffe. He asked us, "how large the heart of a Giraffe is?"
We said, "most likely larger than that of a human."
He said, "Yes it is." That it takes a large heart to pump blood continuously up that long neck." He went on to say, "What happens to a Giraffe when it leans down to get a drink?"
We just stared at him.

If a Giraffe leans down to take a drink and the blood supply to the brain is not shut off the Giraffes head would explode or massively hemmorage. But what is amazing is that their is a valve placed in the system that closes off the blood supply when he leans down allowing the Giraffe to get a drink.

He then asked, "How many Giraffes heads exploded before evolution created the valve?" It was interesting.

At any rate, His point was we were all created by species in like form as we are today. We do not need to try and fit our Bile into science.

I'm sure that what he forgot to mention is that the valves that are present in the giraffes neck are also present in the neck of every mammalian species, including Humans. Yes, the same valves that are present in the giraffe's neck are present in YOUR neck. It is called the "Jugular Valve".

It took about two seconds after reading this for a plausible (though not necessarily true) alternative to occur to me; that something approximating the valve's function must have existed first, allowing a finite lengthening of the neck, in turn creating evolutionary pressure for the valve to improve its effectiveness, so as to allow a longer neck still, and so on. That the same thing didn't occur to you can be attributed to a deficiency either of imagination or of the desire to even consider alternatives to long-held dogma.

No other country outside the islamic crazies have any such things, except for in dumbfuck USA"

I take it that Australia is not a country??? I stopped searching right there, at "A". I suspect there are many more countries also....DevilsChaplin alluded to England. But what would I know, I am just a dumbfuck from the USA.

I'm pretty sure that there are "Creation Science" teachers teaching in fundamentalist Christian schools in NZ, just as there are people with degrees in biology here who also believe the world was created in 6 days, and shops that have lots of science stuff in them that have a bunch of creationist literature in the book section.

However they cater to a rather small section of the population here and there's little if any attempt to teach religion in science classes, even in the majority of religious schools.

Oh, and great quote. Sounds like a fine school that mikhen7 attends. Clearly achieving the same high standards in grammar and punctuation as they are in science.

This is hilarious. The assumption that it the Giraffe had a long neck and THEN decided to 'upgrade' his heart is so endearingly stupid and funny. You wonder do they all sit around slack-jawed (well, obviously) and drooling listening to some retard spout this shite.

No other country outside the islamic crazies have any such things, except for in dumbfuck USA>

So I take it you've never heard of Edwards v. Aguillard and Dover v. Kitzmiller? To bring you up to speed, teaching creationism in science class or as a science is UNCONSTITUTIONAL and thus ILLEGAL. How about doing your research before opening your fat mouth?

Even if everything he said was true, occasionally these giraffes would have a mutation where one of them is born without these valves that protect them from exploding. The first time it bent over to drink, *BLAM*, no more giraffe, and a dead giraffe does not get to pass on its defective (i.e., unfit) genetics to the next generation, which is evolution in action.