The Undressing Ritual

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interlude 13

When you go to see a WG, what's your 'getting undressed' routine? I ask, simply, because I realised the other day that mine is vaguely strange and I'll explain why.

When I go to see an indie, I usually go to the bathroom and freshen up first. While in there, I'll strip down to my underwear and then go back out. When I go to Soho, I wait for the WG to go out with the money before stripping down to my underwear. For some reason, I never strip completely nude - I always leave my underwear on and then take it off at the last minute in front of the girl. Maybe I think I'm titillating them?

Seriously, though, I feel as though walking out - or laying there - completely starkers is a bit ridiculous, but I don't know why. With girlfriends, it's never bothered me; I'm happy to come out completely nude and jump on them, so maybe it's just a confidence issue.

Anyway that's what got me wondering about the routines of other punters. Do any of the WGs on here have interesting tales of bizarre punter derobing regimes?

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smiths 215

When you go to see a WG, what's your 'getting undressed' routine? I ask, simply, because I realised the other day that mine is vaguely strange and I'll explain why.

When I go to see an indie, I usually go to the bathroom and freshen up first. While in there, I'll strip down to my underwear and then go back out. When I go to Soho, I wait for the WG to go out with the money before stripping down to my underwear. For some reason, I never strip completely nude - I always leave my underwear on and then take it off at the last minute in front of the girl. Maybe I think I'm titillating them?

Seriously, though, I feel as though walking out - or laying there - completely starkers is a bit ridiculous, but I don't know why. With girlfriends, it's never bothered me; I'm happy to come out completely nude and jump on them, so maybe it's just a confidence issue.

Anyway that's what got me wondering about the routines of other punters. Do any of the WGs on here have interesting tales of bizarre punter derobing regimes?

With a newbie to me i am cautious till i feel safe and have a shower ideally with her outside the cubicle naked, with a regular clothes off asap and no such concerns.

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Lynn 910

When you go to see a WG, what's your 'getting undressed' routine? I ask, simply, because I realised the other day that mine is vaguely strange and I'll explain why.

When I go to see an indie, I usually go to the bathroom and freshen up first. While in there, I'll strip down to my underwear and then go back out. When I go to Soho, I wait for the WG to go out with the money before stripping down to my underwear. For some reason, I never strip completely nude - I always leave my underwear on and then take it off at the last minute in front of the girl. Maybe I think I'm titillating them?

Seriously, though, I feel as though walking out - or laying there - completely starkers is a bit ridiculous, but I don't know why. With girlfriends, it's never bothered me; I'm happy to come out completely nude and jump on them, so maybe it's just a confidence issue.

Anyway that's what got me wondering about the routines of other punters. Do any of the WGs on here have interesting tales of bizarre punter derobing regimes?

Whatever you do.... don't make this mistake sir!

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Strawberry 871

When I first started I had men who would go straight to the bedroom, I'd follow to find a pile of clothes neatly folded on the chair beside the bed, themselves lying completely naked on the bed. Not my usual MO, and seems to have died out, possibly because I attract guys who like the slow, tantalising undress.

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buddyboy66 0

When you go to see a WG, what's your 'getting undressed' routine? I ask, simply, because I realised the other day that mine is vaguely strange and I'll explain why.

When I go to see an indie, I usually go to the bathroom and freshen up first. While in there, I'll strip down to my underwear and then go back out. When I go to Soho, I wait for the WG to go out with the money before stripping down to my underwear. For some reason, I never strip completely nude - I always leave my underwear on and then take it off at the last minute in front of the girl. Maybe I think I'm titillating them?

Seriously, though, I feel as though walking out - or laying there - completely starkers is a bit ridiculous, but I don't know why. With girlfriends, it's never bothered me; I'm happy to come out completely nude and jump on them, so maybe it's just a confidence issue.

Anyway that's what got me wondering about the routines of other punters. Do any of the WGs on here have interesting tales of bizarre punter derobing regimes?

Maybe you have something there when you say its a confidence issue but not IMHO strange behaviour at all. I normally visit parlours and will strip down to my boxers after I have met the girl, sorted the paperwork and she has gone out of the room to get me a drink/stash the reddies. After she re-enters the room i will then remove my boxers when I feel its approriate to do so i.e usually just before activities on the bed commence. I dont quite know why but the act of completely undressing and laying ball-naked on the bed waiting for the girls return to the room seems a little lewd to me and is not something I feel comfortable doing, but then again maybe im just old fashioned

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AnotherFrank 84

Really depends on the punt. When I used to do parlours it was get stripped off sharpish usually when the girl left the room with the cash so as to get straight into action when she returned. Now with a receptive Indie I'm more likely to engage in a clothed snog and mutual groping and strip each other ...... added value of reminding me of younger days ;-)

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porker paul 782

I feel the venue makes a difference. With an indie, at her place or yours, you can take the time to enjoy undressing each other while at a parlour, all too often, the clock starts as soon as you enter the room, so getting naked as fast as possible is more important.

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filou 10

Maybe you have something there when you say its a confidence issue but not IMHO strange behaviour at all. I normally visit parlours and will strip down to my boxers after I have met the girl, sorted the paperwork and she has gone out of the room to get me a drink/stash the reddies. After she re-enters the room i will then remove my boxers when I feel its approriate to do so

Same here, so I'd agree that it's not strange behaviour at all. It's not a confidence issue for me since I have no problems at all being naked. It just seems polite to wait before removing my boxers until the girl is there and gets naked too.

I also agree that mutual undressing is best but it seems most escorts I meet expect me to undress on my own. This is with escorts who deliver a great GFE but I always feel mutual undressing would make it even more GFE.

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viceverser 3

without fail, me and WG undress each other as we kiss. Clothes get thrown everywhere, and at end of punt i'm always searching for my underwear.

For some reason WG's always want to put my socks on before i leave?

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I enjoy the undressing part, I guess that makes it more of a GFE. I haven't experienced the disappearing clothes though - a couple of asian girls have carefully folded and placed each item as they removed it .

I usually arrive freshly showered, so we can start with the undressing. If not, and I need to shower when I arrive, I have to decide whether to re-dress after the shower so that I can be undressed again . I usually opt for the partial dressed approach!

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southernboy 0

One kiss and a cuddle when the door opens then down to the boxers in 5 secs flat and onto the bed. My regs always have a laugh about me leaving them on because they'll be off sharpish. I just feel slightly more comfortable that way and, truth be told, I like my little fella being fondled thru my pants and the feeling of them being slowly pulled off. We're both completely naked within 5 mins max of arrival!

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jonker 13

Really depends on the punt. When I used to do parlours it was get stripped off sharpish usually when the girl left the room with the cash so as to get straight into action when she returned. Now with a receptive Indie I'm more likely to engage in a clothed snog and mutual groping and strip each other ...... added value of reminding me of younger days ;-)

That's exactly what I do as well - part of the extra pleasure of seeing an indie is being undressed by her.

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interlude 13

Interesting to hear the varied responses and that I'm not the only one who keeps the boxers on. I think that - like one poster mentioned above - it's a politeness thing for me. A strange 'politeness' thing, though, I'll grant you that!

Personally, I've never wanted to be undressed by a girl or even thought about it. I'll happily rip the clothes off a girl though. Maybe I don't like being submissive. Hmmm.

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VitaVoom 5

Definitely like to mutually caress with underwear first, even for quite a while. I love her to stroke me through my underwear, makes me sooo horny!

The only unchangeable rule is socks off immediately before anything else. You don't want to forget during the proceedings and at some point end up with the ridiculousness of a man standing around in merely his undercrackers and socks. This should be probably made a crime in civilised parts of the world.

The same applies to getting re-dressed. Socks on last to avoid this spectacle. Actually can we just get rid of socks altogether? Girls rarely wear them, why do we? It's all about the shoes. We need to get comfortable with more ladylike shoes. Where is this going. I don't know. I think I'll go back to my glass of red and quit before I say something I will regret.

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Kantos Kan 442

The only unchangeable rule is socks off immediately before anything else. You don't want to forget during the proceedings and at some point end up with the ridiculousness of a man standing around in merely his undercrackers and socks. This should be probably made a crime in civilised parts of the world.

Could be worse JC, what about a fella standing there with no undies and just socks on .

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Thepacifist 0

I'll sometimes ask the girl to take off my jeans and boxers, this turns me on a lot. Otherwise, i just come out of the shower naked and the girl is usually waiting naked for me. I have no shame in just lying on the bed naked, even if she isn't. That's what i'm there for.