is amazing. it's coming up. okay, class, our special guest is here--ellenpage.hi,ellen! hi,ellen! hi,ellen! hi, ellen! we're going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! [ female announcer ] the new classroom. see it. live it. share it. on the human network. cisco. but what we can do is arm ourselves for the ones we love with a flu shot from walgreens. ♪ [ coughs ] [ female announcer ] with the most pharmacists certified to immunize... [ sneezes ] ...and walk-ins welcome everyday, we're making it easy for everyone to get their flu shot, no matter how small their motivation may be. ♪ so stop by and get your flu shot today at walgreens. there's a way to stay well. challenge the need for such heavy measures with olay. new regenerist micro-sculpting serum for firmer skin in 5 days. pret

the tenth season begins. they'll replace simoncowell,ellendegenereswho have left. she says she will be tough but not mean like simon cowell was. i didn't think he was too mean. >> i didn't think he was mean. simon's always been my favorite. he's the one i always watched for. >>> our shot tonight, as we know, things don't always go right for reporters, especially during a live shot. this is a video we found on youtube. a reporter demonstrating how easy it is to break into a car. >> all a thief needs is a hammer, an empty parking lot -- >> poor guy. and that video, well, it got us thinking. >> got us thinking. >> part of this, this little guy's having fun but. >> our favorite. >> but now as part of their sentence, a couple is going to have to come right here. >> ow! >> i love her look afterward where she's, like, stunned. >> good grief. ouch. >> she's like, uh. oh. i feel bad for her. yeah. let's see it one more time. >> yeah, i don't think it was her cat. >> definitely was not her cat. joe, thanks very much. >>> up next at the top of the hour, keeping them honest, christine o'do

website and sent hermoney.ellen: youare dead wrong about the octomom. it is not my responsibility to take care of her kids. she needs to take responsibility. i don't want to pay her anything. let the doctor who impregnated her pay. with 14 children at risk, i understand they are not your responsibility and she is as irresponsible as they come. the state of california can't let those kids suffer. john: bill, my wife and i bought tickets to see you and beck in dallas. we will be sitting just to the left of the stage. i'll wave to you john. tickets in connecticut, new orleans and dallas are going fast. check it out on boldfresh tour.com. it is going to be a lot of fun. finally 19-year-old bristol palin daughter of the governor, showed up on "dancing with the stars" dressed as her mother. ♪ ♪ this is the craziest party you have seen ♪ don't turn off the lies ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bill: all right, i thought bristol did just fine. i am a big three dog night fan only two dogs are left one ran away. is miss palin a patriot for the exercise? you decide. on the pinhead front, pop

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education. the best seventh grade social studies teacher there everwas,ellenrice,and she would have happily flunked me if i were as dumb on this subject as this candidate is. just in defense of the seventh grade. paul waldman and the american prospect. thanks. >> thanks, keith. >> the revenge of the insurance industry as health care reform kicks in this week, the insurancers target your kids. >>> you know worst person in the world is part metaphor, part hyperbole. and then you see a picture like this one and you think no, maybe i mean it literally. >>> and when rachel joins you at the top of the hour, she'll look into where karl rove is getting his money. he could use one of those lettuce pieces. i know who works differently than many other allergy medications. hoo? omnaris. [ men ] omnaris -- to the nose! [ man ] did you know nasal symptoms like congestion can be caused by allergic inflammation? omnaris relieves your symptoms by fighting inflammation. side effects may include headache, nosebleed, and sore throat. [ inhales deeply ] i told my allergy symptoms to take a hike. omnaris