MAILMAN'S LAST DAY

February 22, 2014
Elijah Ogidi-Olu
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It
was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at
the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at
the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde
woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the
bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
experienced.

When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast:
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange
juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As
she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's
bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said,
"But what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today
would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The
breakfast was my idea."

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