Darth Federer’s Thoughts on Goffin Match at Roland Garros 2012

Paris; Sunday, June 3, 2012: Armed only with mad skills, an imposing dark outfit, and his powerful lightsaber racquet, Darth Federer just took down his biggest fanboy, Belgian upstart and “Lucky Loser” in the French Open, David Goffin. The youthful, blond opponent turned out to be quick on his feet and quite adept at Maestro-esque shot-making, which made it a tricky four-set match for Roger. Here’s a photographic replay, with Darth Fed’s thoughts on the highs…and lows…of the Padawan Goffin match. You might not understand all of Darth Fed’s references if you haven’t seen the “Star Wars” films, but let’s face it–if you haven’t seen the “Star Wars” films, you have bigger problems than understanding the jokes here at Tennis Inside Out.

“The Force is strong with this one. Obi-wan was wise to hide him from me.”“Most impressive”>^oo^<“I got him, I got him!”Hannocone Solo: “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky!”“Leave him to me. I will deal with him myself.”“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”“You couldn’t bring yourself to kill me before, and I don’t believe you’ll destroy me now.”“You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.”“All too easy.”“Yeah, uh-huh. Heard that before.”“Scheisse!”“Like I said…all too easy.”“Bored now.”“Where’s my cape? I think my lightsaber is showing.”Padawan Goffin: “Hmph. I see his Schwartz is as big as mine.”“Just like shooting womp rats back home!”“Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!”

#fistpump“The Force is with you, young Goffin, but you are not a Jedi yet.”“There’s nothing here at Roland Garros for me now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi.”“Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy!”“Yes, Master!” #manlyhug“I love you.”>^- .-^<“I know.”