Silverdream wrote:This pisses me the fuck off. You can rant wherever the fuck you want as long as you have balls and debonair. People even derail topics using rants. Like how America's GDP is stupid and won't give Natalya money. Or how German men are hairy and where speedos and how warhead has a legitimate son who he pays child support for and doesn't ignore any of his children and stuff. Ross ranted about how he wants his sister. Warhead jerked off to this. Also warhead rants about the hill and how it can't be destroyed or something. If you really suck at ranting though you should never ever rant. It'll make you look like a noob, or possibly an internet liar or something. These people will stop at nothing to promote forum chaos, and they should never be given water. It's <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> like how Hidler and the natzis were in Germany and how the Americans fought the natzis, if they didn't give water to them then they wouldn't have killed three thousand jews. They would just be sitting in their rooms and trying of ways to internet lie. By the way lying is bad and it hurts everyone and there's always a way to be truthful. Like if Piltogg got on your doorstep and you were chilling out with Anne Frank and he asked if you had any jews at your place because he's a natzi. What you should do is get a gun and shoot him. Or compliment his mustache and seduce him. This will work because hidler is jealous of stalin's mustache. That's why he invaded russia, because stalin said "You know what they say, Small mustache, small dic..tator"

stubby wrote:The rant-free subforums are the Beer and Non-Dimmies areas. Not sure if any of you can see those if you haven't been granted access yet though. metal rants go in the metal forum. Most others go in Threads That Are Dumb.

Speaking of the beer forum. How can I get access to this forum?

I was navigating the beer section and I spontaneously wanted to reply something only to be told that I was not granted the required special access to do so.

I do not post a lot because my first language is french thus limiting my capacity to post interesting and appropriately formulated comments (aka don't know how to spell) but I don't live with my mom, meaning that I fill half of the condition required to be included in this section. Given that 1/2 is 0,5 and that 0,5 can be rounded to 1, it can be considered that I fill roughly 100% of the required conditions to post in this forum.

stubby wrote:The rant-free subforums are the Beer and Non-Dimmies areas. Not sure if any of you can see those if you haven't been granted access yet though. metal rants go in the metal forum. Most others go in Threads That Are Dumb.

Speaking of the beer forum. How can I get access to this forum?

I was navigating the beer section and I spontaneously wanted to reply something only to be told that I was not granted the required special access to do so.

I do not post a lot because my first language is french thus limiting my capacity to post interesting and appropriately formulated comments (aka don't know how to spell) but I don't live with my mom, meaning that I fill half of the condition required to be included in this section. Given that 1/2 is 0,5 and that 0,5 can be rounded to 1, it can be considered that I fill roughly 100% of the required conditions to post in this forum.

stubby wrote:The rant-free subforums are the Beer and Non-Dimmies areas. Not sure if any of you can see those if you haven't been granted access yet though. metal rants go in the metal forum. Most others go in Threads That Are Dumb.

The beer and non dimmes sub forums are almost NEVER updated. and the point is to un-rantify the general disscussion subforum, dumbass.

samuelzz10 wrote:I was saying dumbass at hoboman.

Are you, by any chance, in or running for a political office? Because if the answer is no, I really think you'd fit right in...

This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)