HOW DO THEY GET INTO THOSE JEANS?

Right, ok, at the risk of sounding sexist (I’m not, honest!) I have to ask this question. Now I’m sure this has been on the minds of men everywhere for ages and ages. I know that my colleagues have pondered it on many occasions. Here goes:

“How do women, in general, get into those really, really, really tight jeans? You know the ones that look like they’ll need to be surgically removed?”