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Everyone shall know im the true master! Im your master, im your mom, im your dad, im your dog, im your cat, im your toy, im your bot, im your .. Ok..Maybe that’s a bit to much..But nothing is to much for.. errghh.. thinks forget that..
Btw i wanted to tell you that i ..
Now that you know that, you must die.
A Master will kill you in 5 second and its unecessary to read further down beacuse you’ll die in 3 seconds, now its 2 seconds left, what is the last thing you’ll do? Oh right..Read this god damned text :D! Now you should be dead..Right..About..Now..Are you dead?OMG You’re still reading! Appears that our Master is sleeping.. Grr to bad he is more powerful than me so i can’t wake him up..Last time when someone woke him up, he had to eat cereal with butter and ketchup for the rest of his life.. Eww.. o.O..
You still reading this? Geeze, get a Master dude! We’ll i can be your master..or Masters o.O What you want..Oh right, want to end reading this stupid text..
I hope you don’t read this or not if you do..Then..You..SUCK. :3

Quote from Cryptosporidian: “Sitting upon the sands of time, looking o’er the shores of knowledge to the sea of the unknown, below the skies of dreams in which the stars of our time and times past reside.”

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Everyone shall know im the true master! Im your master, im your mom, im your dad, im your dog, im your cat, im your toy, im your bot, im your .. Ok..Maybe that’s a bit to much..But nothing is to much for.. errghh.. thinks forget that..
Btw i wanted to tell you that i ..
Now that you know that, you must die.
A Master will kill you in 5 second and its unecessary to read further down beacuse you’ll die in 3 seconds, now its 2 seconds left, what is the last thing you’ll do? Oh right..Read this god damned text :D! Now you should be dead..Right..About..Now..Are you dead?OMG You’re still reading! Appears that our Master is sleeping.. Grr to bad he is more powerful than me so i can’t wake him up..Last time when someone woke him up, he had to eat cereal with butter and ketchup for the rest of his life.. Eww.. o.O..
You still reading this? Geeze, get a Master dude! We’ll i can be your master..or Masters o.O What you want..Oh right, want to end reading this stupid text..
I hope you don’t read this or not if you do..Then..You..SUCK. :3

Quote from Cryptosporidian: “Sitting upon the sands of time, looking o’er the shores of knowledge to the sea of the unknown, below the skies of dreams in which the stars of our time and times past reside.”