At that time, the people of India faced a menace even Greater than British rule: Legions of pigs. Fortunately, after Gandhi convinced teachers to carry AR-15s at all times, the porcine horde was conquered and they could then turn their attention to the British.

This being NaturalNews, I'm forced to assume that they weren't banned, said nothing about guns, and likely never existed in the first place. I'm beginning to doubt the existence of Gandhi and Facebook, as well.