About Paul Spoerry

I’m a groovy cat who’s into technology, Eastern Thought, and house music. I’m a proud and dedicated father to the coolest little guy on the planet (seriously, I'm NOT biased). I’m fascinated by ninjas, the Internet, and anybody who can balance objects on their nose for long periods of time.

I have a utility belt full of programming languages and a database of all my knowledge on databases... I practice code fu. Oh, I've also done actual Kung Fu, and have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

I wouldn't tell people to stop sending them. Matter of fact, I have someone go to Greenwich Village and sell them. There's bound to be a demand for them, and it's a nice way to make a few bucks for the cause.

Do you really believe the only people using dildos are LGBT? If so that's a pretty homophobic sentiment.

Again, the townspeople have explicitly asked them to leave. They have no love (aside from using the dildos and 55 gallons of lube) in that place and indeed in most of the country. IMO they're fucking terrorists and if they were non-white they'd be dead at this point.

+Paul Spoerry Come on……you really don't think I have any type of issue with the homosexual community. I think I've relayed this story to you before. I have been involved in a gay 'wedding' (which was only a ceremony, as at the time it was legal no where), and that person was involved in my wedding (the guy is a good friend of my wife, he's a great guy and one of the actual good cops out there). and if you can tell me another place the would have been more ha-ha offensive funny (aside from the Vatican) let me know. Just the premise of sending the militia dildos in an attempt to insult them by insinuating they are gay, is a homophobic statement if there ever was one. It implies that calling someone gay is an insult. …and if their whiteness is the thing keeping them alive, how come the black panthers who stood outside the polling place in my friends neighborhood in Philadelphia carrying weapons managed to remain un-shot? You want terror? Terror is what happened in Cologne on New Years Eve.