Harris was arrested with another woman after cops spotted them inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant at around 3 a.m. Monday. They were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.”

Cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine inside. Harris and the other women were both arrested and taken into custody.

While at the lockup, Harris was instructed to change out of her clothes so she could be checked for contraband. Harris refused to lower he underwear, stating “she was on her period and did not want to.” When Harris finally complied, Officer Kathy Unbewust found that Harris was giving birth to a firearm.

“I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

That’s not all Harris was hiding. Investigators also discovered two plastic baggies containing 25 grams of methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s ass. She has been charged with trafficking and felony weapons offenses.

Be sure to check out the following news report from WGN Morning News. “I know some women who could hide a machine gun in there,” says news anchor Larry Potash as his co-host loses it.

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Ehh… Novel way of finding your g-spot? “I’m warning you, I’ve got a gun and I’m not afraid to use it! Come out right now!”

soon2bmomof3

Lmfao! Made my Friday… besides that it’s Friday.

cedric

I bet if you were walking along and tripped falling into her coochie Batman would want to know how you got into the Bat Cave.

Sam

Maybe she genuinely thought it was a vibrator? Shame she didn’t try to change the speed setting.

http://oddlyunfocused.blogspot.com/ Eccentric_Lady

I read the title and my exclamation of “WHAT THE HELL” caused my husband to come in the room wanting to know what was going on. When I read him the title, the disbelief on his face is *priceless*. Kinda crazy story title to read when first waking up, but that’s what I get I guess starting my day reading DD, eh? LOL

lizard_spock

After having pulled the meth from her ass and the firearm from her vagina, Officer Kathy saw something else lodged in Ms. Harris vagina. She reached in and yanked out…Jimmy Hoffa!

So that’s where he’s been…

http://www.facebook.com/minizilla David Richter

More like line of the year

LeaveMeBe

I wouldn’t stick a loaded gun in the waistband of my pants, much less in my hoo-ha! Guns misfire. So do penises. That causes frustration. The other you get dead over. FUCK THAT.

http://www.facebook.com/debbie.dean.98 Debbie Dean

I was somehow disappointed to see that the weapon in question is not a pistol, but a little derringer. Used to work in a gunshop, and I always hated the lack of a trigger guard on these.

Wolf_of_Mars

That wasn’t a derringer. It was a .22LR 6-shot revolver. Derringers are single/multi barreled, breech loaded, single shot per barrel mini pistols. Though usually 2-barreled, I’ve even seen 4-barreled swivel derringers before, and, you had to still do a complete reload after firing each barrel load.
If you worked in a gun shop, I’m surprised that you didn’t know the difference.

Wolf_of_Mars

Yeah, if you had a flashlight, you could find the keys to the batmobile & drive outta there…

princessgrandma

Oh, good god. I was just going to say “ouch” but that seemed just so inadequate.

JGo555

She has now won the title of Biggest Vagina In The World.

Wolf_of_Mars

Typo: 5-shot, not 6-shot.

onlyme356

Those news anchors would fare well on DD.

CT

I was going to get a new purse but why bother – it appears all this time I’ve been doing it all wrong.

cedric

I once saw a video where a man stuck his whole head inside this womens vagina – up to his neck.I viewed the video several times checking for fake-ness,but eventually I had to admit the video looked legit.Apparently Coochies are stretchable and if you work at it you can hide several large elephants and their handlers in there.

cedric

Im surprised that you don’t know that to a woman there are only 4 types of guns – big guns,and little guns,long guns,and short fat guns.Trolling? Yes I am.

cedric

I see you fail to recognize a bullet proof vag when you see one …

cedric

This is how that old saying “This is good meth,but it taste like shit” came into being.

cedric

We would most likely hit heavy traffic in the tunnel.

Sam

What the… that’s just… i ehm…what???

My eldest was 9lbs8 with a big head – the thought of him coming out still gives me cold sweats. A grown man’s head??? WTF???

cedric

Just think – now you can spend the money you were going to waste on a new purse on beer.

cedric

His head was shaved clean … maybe that’s the key.

CT

I know, right?

Wolf_of_Mars

Holy Fulton’s Fish Market, Batman!

Wolf_of_Mars

Yup! I’ve fired one of those. And considering the usual large-caliber nature of real derringers, that would mess up the meat pretty bad!