JK2 2016

WARNING: This post is completely satirical and should not be taken seriously.

In the last 3 years, I have been exposed to one of the most cancerous multiplayer communities I have ever encountered. And that community is of course, JK2 1.04 force fighters. First off, you can make a claim that I'm a saber only player and that I'm making a typical "no force is better than force" statement, in which you'd return saying "Star Wars is focused AROUND the FORCE.." and proceed to quote me with SW quotes like "Use the force" or "The Force is with you". But I'm not even going to get into that. Ignore all of that bullshit. Because it means nothing. The only thing that matters right now is the playerbase. And as this is the only active 1.04 community right now, it's no wonder why nobody is playing. So, let's talk about this community. They can't be THAT bad.

Yeah, they kind of are.

Let's go through what it takes to become a pro force fighter in 1.04.

Step #1 : Become a wannabe Russian / imitate Russian internet lingo

This probably happens in a lot of older online video games, however for this case in particular, it's frightening. This is literally the only way these guys communicate. You'll never once see proper spoken English; always broken and improper. The weird part? They're doing it on purpose. Trying to get an actual message across yet typing like an absolute illiterate hyper is not the way to go. The only other way to go in this case is to speak German / some other language, which I can't even really bash on anymore because ; like I said, these are the only active players. Expect these kinds of messages when you go on:forcer: ))

another forcer: can u stop not very not do u bastard man

forcer: krosin line a bit

another forcer: cyka blyat

ultra competitive forcer: 18-8 such garbage

forcer: sorry was you talking!

another forcer: SUKA xd

I'd rather see a language that I can't even read rather than seeing this.

Step #2 : Play with eVc / jkBot

This step is probably one of the most important steps out of all. If you're not using jkbot, then you're out of the loop, man. What is jkbot you may be asking? Well to put it their words, it's ultimately required and helps out your experience. But what does it really do? Well it does many of these vital things:* Wallhack* see people's HP* mirror so you can see behind you* cvars to enable aimbot, lagscript, and more* kickscriptAhh okay, so you guys are cheating then.

SUKA we are not cheating U fuccktard this is how game is meant to be played

Yeah, you can keep telling yourself that.

i mean no i dont use jkbot no sir

You don't realize how blatantly obvious it is, do you?

In order to piss off legit JK2 players, you must do the following :1. If someone challenges you to a duel, commit your lagscript just before a red overhead swing. If you suck, then you'll probably miss, and you'll be called out for lagscripting. At this point, deny deny deny. Always deny. If you deny enough then it becomes true, right?2. If you don't suck, lagscript players instantly. Occasionally switch on/off your aimbot to achieve maximum damage. It's important to turn on/off and not just on. Remember; you want to cheat, but you don't want to make it look extremely obvious.

Step # 3 : Kickscript

I know this is technically a part of jkbot as well, but seriously, there's not a single player nowadays that does NOT have a kickscript. If you use jkbot along with kickscript, deny everything and say you don't kickscript. If you don't use jkbot but you ks, then it's ok to admit that you ks apparently.

In many ways, these guys have ruined the game for all of us. And no matter what clan gets revived and plays for a while, it's always THESE fly a kite that come back. Every time.

My final statement is gg eZ. learn 2 saber. delete jkbot.

P.S. I hate myself for writing this part but I REALIZE there's SOME (some) force fighters that don't use jkbot OR kickscript and are overall nice people so please don't reply saying "I'm a force fighter and I don't do any of these things..." Generally these types of people are open minded to things like dueling and other things while the people that do the following that I mentioned usually is not open minded to these things because they know that deep down that they actually suck lots of ass and can't do shit outside of their comfort zone.

I agree with you. The FFA community is full of kids trying to one up each other, having petty feuds and all thinking they are gods gift to JK2. The only reason half of them play the game anymore is because they enjoy trolling and arguing with each other.

I agree with you. The FFA community is full of kids trying to one up each other, having petty feuds and all thinking they are gods gift to JK2. The only reason half of them play the game anymore is because they enjoy trolling and arguing with each other.

I agree with you. The FFA community is full of kids trying to one up each other, having petty feuds and all thinking they are gods gift to JK2. The only reason half of them play the game anymore is because they enjoy trolling and arguing with each other.

I agree with you. The FFA community is full of kids trying to one up each other, having petty feuds and all thinking they are gods gift to JK2. The only reason half of them play the game anymore is because they enjoy trolling and arguing with each other.

I agree with you. The FFA community is full of kids trying to one up each other, having petty feuds and all thinking they are gods gift to JK2. The only reason half of them play the game anymore is because they enjoy trolling and arguing with each other.

No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.

Its all the same 13 people who populate the servers... And use clan tags.. No need to name them. There arent many people playing jk2 these days. Its the same people you associate with. They change their name to padawan disco then reconnect and become kick pull choke push sissys >.< and teach each other to script it. *use it * do it.

I say leave them to it. Admins should be on the server kicking the lamers and keeping order. But they are encouraging or ignoring the loser behavior. So whos fault is it?

Go double saber no force.. Or someone make a server mod that has no force UNTiL you request a force duel. Then they wont bother the people who do wan to be lamed (~.^)