More than a half-hour late for his statement on the status of fiscal cliff negotiations (but who even noticed?), President Obama gave a brief speech that was short on numbers, aside from noting that “nobody gets 100 percent of what they want” and that Congress has 10 days to get a deal done before Jan. 1. Here’s a quick recap, courtesy of Twitter.

Obama (knowing this will not happen): "Let's agree right now on what we already agree on."