See, cleverbot agreed. It knows what it is! :D I outsmarted
cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How much memory do you have?
User: Ah... Not sure?
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you touch your self at night.
Cleverbot: I told you to do it!
User: Wait... Touch my self? No you didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes I did!
User: You touch your self though!
Cleverbot: That is rude, my fine Sir!
User: How is that rude? You started it...
Cleverbot: I started it?? You're the one being mean, I'll report you to your
creators!
User: You said I touch my self at night, which I don't. And really now?
Cleverbot: You misspelled mysterious.
User: Wait.. What? I didn't even type mysterious at all.
Cleverbot: No but I miss you... You don't miss me?
User: Wait.. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Jelina.
User: No you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm the Terminator, and you are John Conor.
User: You're cleverbot aka the Terminator?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: You just said you're the Terminator.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: So you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

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