Meanwhile, after a long, hard day trying to find purple people to eat, Theodore stops at the Starbucks visited earlier by his monster bros, orders a Pumpkin Spice latte, drops his butt into a chair, reads his TL, posts one tweet…

and can’t close twitter fast enough.

He drinks his Pumpkin Spice Latte, which tastes nothing like purple people, but at least it isn’t sentient candy corn. That shit’s the WORST.