Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson is another one of those magnificent creatures of the fairer and finer sex that just looks simply hot doing anything, wearing anything (or nothing), and just smiling for the camera. She’s got that special ‘it’ quality that can not be described in words, just the pleasant waves of tingly feelings she creates when your retinal cones interpret her presence and shoot emergency electric pulses directly to your libido to alert it to duty.

Even this sweet pictorial for Women’s Health magazine in South Africa, well, damn if she doesn’t look just like the girl you want to take home to meet your mama, and, by mama, I mean the backseat of your compact parked in the alley way behind the closed-down Jiffy Lube with Def Leppard’s Love Bites pumping out of the rear speakers. Not that I’ve thought of this much. Enjoy.

Okay, I’ll take it on good faith that most none of you are watching The Hart of Dixie on the CW, and those of you who are will likely never admit it, so it’s probably been some time for you as well since you’ve taken a lascivious gander at the outright gorgeous Rachel Bilson. I know it’s been too long for me. Even though they have the hot celebrity dolled up in some frilly girl dresses to angelically promote her new show on her talk show stops through New York, there’s no hiding the utter beauty beneath, which, you know, we sure would like to see more of, unclad, please, Rachel. Hint, drool, hint. Enjoy.

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don’t care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.