At a rally this weekend, President Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln, who he claimed, “fought with the media and called them out.” Yup, that’s who Abraham Lincoln was most famous for warring with. The media. - Seth Myers

When @SeanSpicer says, "The President has a big heart", he's referrin' to an enlarged heart condition due to too much KFC. - Tea Pain

Dear US. I live in Sweden. Nothing happened in Sweden last night. Your president is lying and we are now pretty pissed off. Thanks. /Sweden - M Reynolds Tweet

Conway makes up Bowling Green Massacre. Spicer makes up attack in Atlanta. Trump makes up attack in Sweden. Yeah, it's the media that lies... - Sally Yates, Former Attorney General (the one Trump fired)

The White House is running like a fine-tuned time machine that takes riders directly to Nixon's 4th year in office. - John Fugelsang

Even though I don't have a scrap of Hispanic blood, I grew up close to the border and with a lot of Hispanic people, culture, traditions, food, music...that's why I sometimes refer to myself as a Texican. I travelled all over the country. The worst thing that happened to me at a border crossing was confiscation of an iguana that I foolishly tried to smuggle across...and that was on the Mexican side. Trump's characterization of Mexicans as murderers and rapists was, like just about everything else out of his fat mouth, a lie.