They get bigger???

Can you imagine? When the milk comes in, they’re supposed to get bigger!

Over the last 3 years, at least one of my friends has been pregnant at any given time. Now I might not know about the pushing but I do know about the crazy tit growing afterwards and from the looks of it, Salma Hayek will need a trolly to transport them both. This, in addition to being a selfish shallow bitch, is why I will never.

Having said that, she looks adorable. And I suppose it’s safe to assume she’ll be having her baby in LA. Here’s Salma leaving Fred Segal yesterday, feels like she’s been pregnant forever, non?