Looks: In the summer, like mine is, it’s a beautiful green caked with a sparkling blanket of trichs. In the winter you’ll see the dreamy purple. Keep this one in mind when looking for this bud.

Smell: Straight danky grape

Taste: Delicious weed taste at first with an extremely overpowering earthy taste on the exhale. I like it but the guys I’m blazin with don’t really enjoy the taste. Keep that in mind.

Effects: My eyes dropped after the first hit. It takes about 2 good rips to be stoned though. However, it’s all downhill from there. Each hit you take after you get hit by the stone will increase the high VERY drastically. This is a night cap smoke for sure. Do not smoke to much of this if you have shit to do!! I was expecting this after reading the other review on this sight but the look and taste of the bud honestly had me doubting. But I am on my ass. Two thumbs up Querkle.

Potency: **WARNING** THIS BUD IS STRONG AND WILL MAKE YOU LAZY!! Smoke this at night, two bong rips, and try staying up for That 70s Show on Teen Nick, the late night one at 4AM. I love this strain though not gonna lie.

Looks: These smaller buds were like the bottom of the jar, but dude, I was glad to just get a 1/8 of this at all. WOW what beautiful flowers, they kinda glow! A beautiful mix of neon greens, deep purples, violet-red mixes, and bright- orange pistils. All this completely covered with a full frosting of gigantic trichs! This grow was pretty much perfectly executed and timed. Harvested just at the right time, so that the Sativa qualities are not completely overwhelmed by the heavy Indica genetics. Also perfectly handled and well cured. The inside of the jar is just covered with Kief and I’m drifting off on another purple cloud…10/10

Smell: Very pleasant! Comes on like musky sour-grape candy, but is quickly overwhelmed by a fresh organic earth aroma. Smells like walking through a Zen flower garden, just after a cool spring shower. I am so impressed with Subcool’s genetics, when grown under just the right conditions, with lotsa love and devotion, his gear is just genius! A lot of his Genetics are being grown in Colorado and with fabulous results. I think this is because growers in the mountains around Boulder and Ned have been producing fantastic organic, dirt grown medicine in this same fashion for many years! Combine this experience with exotic, well produced genetics and everyone is smilin’!!! 10/10

Taste: Very complex sweet musky grape taste on the inhale, with the deep, earthy Sativa flavors showing up on the exhale. What’s really cool with this medicine is it leaves a sweet grape candy taste in your mouth for quite a while after a biggy- fat bong rip! Nice bonus, all around yummy medicine. I’ll have some more please. 10/10

Effects: Freakin’ perfect hybrid here mang. Very strong soothing purple Indica vibes abound throughout the experience, but I think the C99 must have been a truly powerful alien cause I stay completely alert and focused throughout. Like a super-charged version of the Purple E but longer lasting and way more cerebral. Complete muscle relaxation with these electric waves that course throughout the body, but in a very delicate and euphoric way. This strain instantly puts you in a frame of mind for some for some fun form of heavy creativity! Great for composing symphonies or painting masterpieces. Computer geekin’ or whatever turns you on! This euphoric, space state seems to be pretty much constant for a good two to three hours and gently brings you back to earth with no lingering side effects what so ever. Awesome,,,Purple Power House! 10/10

Potency: Very strong and long lasting 2-3 hrs. The experience is so fun and mellow that I think most tolerances will enjoy this strain. 10/10

Looks: Loaded with crystals. Darker green bud with bright orange hair. Super sticky. A few random nugs had a blueish purple leaves. Very gooey and sticky, even when the outside is bone dry. Looks killer, just not as good as other strains that I have given a ten out of ten in the looks dept. This batch was a tad bit leafy, but the leaves were packed with crystals so it was kosher. (9/10)

Smell: Super unique and delicious smell. Smells like a pungent cherry cheese cake slice with a hint of non burnt fuel, earth, clay, and a dash of sour. Slight dash of haze. (10/10)

Taste: All the buds look similar, but some have completely different tastes. There is 3 main flavors I discovered. The first type have a very earthy, clay like, perfumey inhale with a sort of perfumey exhale. The second type tastes very similar to the kush. A very piney, fruity, kush, spicey, earthy taste, this was my favorite flavor. The third type tastes similar to the smell, packing a cherry earthy cheese like flavor with a smooth exhale. The second and third type were the best tasting. Those were a ten out of ten. The first flavor type was a eight out of ten. (9/10)

Effects: Day or night time use. Small amounts gave off the perfect sativa medicinal effects. In larger amounts it felt like a heavy indica. Very potent medicine and well rounded effects! Faded without the munchies or being couchlocked.(10/10)

Notes: Seems as if there as three phenotypes in this batch, I liked them all, but the kush / black licorice tasting phenotype was my absolute favorite. Puts out a thick vapor bag from the volcano. The second and third and even the fourth bag that I ran through the volcano still put out a delicious flavor, no burnt popcorn or spent tasting trees here. I really like everything about this strain – it is definitely one of a kind!

Looks: Has a very strong yellow tint to it. Dull green color with dull orange hairs and loads of crystals that looks like the ground after a snow blizzard. Some of the buds were kind of airy and some were pretty dense. (9/10)

Smell: Has a sort of lemony/citrus/musky smell and when its broken up it has a very strong pungent skunky smell. Smells like a lemon skunk after it’s broken up. Smells a lot like the Jilly Bean strain from TGA Subcool. (8/10)

Taste: Very similar to the way it smells. Has a musky lemony like citrus taste that is followed up with a sour/fuel taste and a skunky aftertaste that lingers. Has some expansion once it hits the lungs. (9/10)

Effects: Day and night time use. Some very potent medicine here! I pretty much had to take a quick food break after the first volcano bag. My stomach was growling loud like a lion which is very rare for me. Super zooted but still able to function with above normal energy (to make food in the kitchen) (9/10)

Notes: My grading scale is set very high when it comes to TGA Subcool strains. Jacks cleaner would have easily received an A+ but I’m just not a fan of the lemony/musky smelling and tasting strains. I’ve been spoiled by TGA Subcool vortex strain and nothing seems to compare to the taste or smell. It’s important to note that Jacks cleaner put out an extremely thick cloudy vapor bags from the volcano.

Looks: neon green with bright orange hairs and nice coating of Trichomes (not best sample)i have seen other photos with more resin-maybe needed another week for balanced tric.maturity

Smell: nice fruity smell-really nice(tropical punch) smell

Taste: sweet-i really like the way this tastes…slight berry flavor (kool aid)

Effects: uplifting buzz-audio shift/balance shift as well as smells/smell sensitivity(1 hit)red eyes euphoric at the start creeper head buzz not necessarily body -could use a longer buzz-need visine-slightly drained headache at end

Taste: Best taste ever! Like mango Snapple with a hint of fresh Exxon, with a dash of spice. Can’t put my finger on it, but never tasted anything as good. Super heavy vapor hits that bring on the medical effects instantly. Makes the eyes drop down after each hit. Very smooth on the throat and expands in the lungs. (10/10)

Effects: Day and Night time use. Mind and body races with ripped, energetic, anti-anxiety, motivated, clear deep thoughts, talkative, cheerful feelings. This stuff goes a long way, and is excellent for high tolerances as there is no ceilings. This strain ALWAYS lasts twice as long as any other strain due to it’s extreme potency. This is top shelf medicine and in my top 3 medical marijuana strains of all time. My eyes usually don’t get red, but this strain makes them red like tomatoes. (10/10)