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Oh my god, I have spoken to people like this.I used to work for British Telecom, on the faults line, except the phone book had us listed under "Repairs".So people would ring to ask about shoe repairs, tv repairs, washing machine repairs. Although we also had a regular that called to complain that the lights on the nearby main road affected the flight of his model aircraft.There was also the woman who refused to deal with Asian engineers because she asserted they made her eyes change colour.

Then I worked in dentistry.One guy was given specific instructions to eat bland foods. No beetroot, coffee or curry until his temporaries had been replaced with proper veneers. He knew better of course and came back a few days later, after a curry, with teeth a lovely bright, bright yellow shade. Not unlike that of a post-it.What can you do?I think it's justifiable homicide, but the law disagrees. Damn it.Oh and I won't go into detail about the guy whose dentures got melted so he coloured them in with tippex......

Oh, I love that blog...I tend to read it in my lunch break at work and people think I'm crazy when I'm laughing at my computer...hmmm...who cares, right???By the way thanks for recommending the dentist over on twitter...I'll definitely get an appointment in the next few weeks...will report back :)