You know, they’d have a much better chance of catching the poop perp if they would just hang out and wait, preferably with a camera, and not let the person know she has been caught. How do we even know this mysterious perp isn’t Richard G. Sells himself?

Clearly there’s a sickness involved in this. I mean dang nobody craps that much and all over the place if they don’t have some REAL serious intestinal issues. But why go to the gym to relieve herself? Would YOU want to relieve that kinda crap at your house? If I had angry (irritable) bowel syndrome coupled with a seizure disorder I’d go somewhere else to use the restroom too. I mean think of it, would you want to have a seizure AND take a crap at the same time? Now her behavior seems understandable doesn’t it? Irritable Bowel Syndrome and a Seizure Disorder explains this all away.

Catching it on film though….I don’t know if I’d want to be the cop who views that tape. I suppose if they want to catch the perp there’s plenty of DNA left behind.