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10. You've seen 48 Super Bowls, you've seen them all9. Don't want to hear that Brazilian announcer yell, "Goooaalll!" after every touchdown8. Vowed never ever to give in to peer pressure7. Tired of the game interrupting you when you are trying to watch the commercials6. The 11 hours of pre-game coverage will be exciting enough5. No guarantee it will actually be “Super”4. Everything you need to see will be on the sports highlights shows tomorrow3. Since the halftime show stopped including high school marching bands: Not interested2. Difficult to concentrate on the game with all of that food in front of you1. Football? It's been years since they've actually played football in the NFL....