Summary

Adam looked at Warlock without flinching. “Question is: do you want to see them? And I mean it: you have to choose. You've done bad things. Join the club. We've got an Antichrist,” — he gestured towards himself — “and an actual demon. And an angel, which, trust me, it's no better than a demon. You've just been a human asshole.”

“Which is worse, though. If I were a demon or an Antichrist I wouldn't have much choice — and you managed to choose anyway. But I was completely free to be better, right?”

Six years after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Adam Young and Warlock Dowling have a chat.

Summary

“Well the angel had red hair and it was long and I really think they’re my guardian angel, because… because they’ve been talking to me a lot, and helping me think about things, and they’re usually a snake.”

“A snake?” Mary and Aziraphale both said, in confusion and surprise, respectively.

“Is this the snake your father found you with a few weeks ago?” Mary asked.

“Yeah. I told you I was safe. You have to believe me!”

“My dear child,” Aziraphale began, the glow in his voice starting to crack. “Dare I ask what sort of advice this sn—erm, angel, is giving you?”

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An AU where Crowley and Aziraphale end up a bit more involved in Jesus' life than they intended. Begins around the Nativity, hits upon various points in Jesus' childhood and the rest of his life and death. Kids have always been easy for Crowley to interact with, but what about the literal son of God?

Summary

"He sleeps with his limbs askew but the blanket centered perfectly on him, sleeps with a gentle rise and fall of his chest that looks peaceful and beautiful. Aziraphale finds himself, for the first time, enticed to try this sleeping thing."

They share a bed, because Aziraphale wants to try sleeping. Instead, he spends the whole time admiring Crowley.

Summary

""Can I touch you?”“Please, go ahead,” Crowley croaks, wondering if this will be something he will have to provide an explanation to Aziraphale later when he remembers. Or if it will be something they’ll simply never, ever mention again. He might die, in that case. Although he might just die now, too, when the angel raises his index finger and follows the shape of Crowley’s eyebrows reverently."

Or: Aziraphale gets amnesia and thinks Crowley is his husband when he sees him.

Summary

Aziraphale takes Crowley up on the offer to stay at his flat where they go to spectacular lengths to figure out Agnes's final prophecy, and accidentally answer six thousand years of questions along the way.

Summary

Despite the peace to follow the lack of Armageddon, Aziraphale hasn't been able to shake the feeling that someone still has a grudge against both himself and Crowley. Inspirational notebooks, new nice and accurate prophecies, kidnapping, miracles, flaming swords, child endangerment, fear, cake, and long-overdue realizations follow a simple trip to a bookshop, testing the bounds of loyalty on all fronts.

Summary

We follow Aziraphale and Crowley throughout time as they check off the 7 sins and inevitably grow closer.Heed the tags. Each chapter is a different sin (see beginning notes for more info and trigger warnings).