Dija see where Peyton Manning bought like 5 Poppa Johns or some such in the Denver area when it started to look like the law was going to pass? Said the other day they’re “doing quite well”. No joke. lmao

Man is creating CO2 at an alarming pace. Almost all of it is created by the cars that Republicans and conservative types drive. Jet airplanes create a crapton of this gas, with the exception of Al Gore, Justin Beiber and other Hollywood elites of course. Their jets run on a mixture of JET-A and fluffy, lighter than air unicorn farts, sort of a hybrid carbonated JET-A if you will. The problem begins when stinky polluter jets start their engines. These stinky dirty things create CO2 by burning carbon based fuels. Not only do they create scads of greenhouse gas, they disrupt the ancient burial sites of dinosaurs when greedy stinky oil companies go to procure fossil fuels to make JET-A. JET-A is stinky by the way. Back to my report. So the jets are flying along spewing CO2 for miles behind them. When another jet flies a flight path in front of them it creates an X in the sky of intersecting CO2. Now multiply this times eleventeen hundred flights and the atmosphere is a checkerboard of pure CO2 contrails. Enter a tropical depression. Tropical depressions are typically created when man made global warming creates vortices at ground level. These vortices spin and create a vacuum which sucks the cooler oxygen, hydrogen and helium from the air surrounding these CO2 contrails. The CO2 then implodes upon itself creating dense clouds of pure CO2. When a jet hits one of these pure CO2 clouds, three things happen. First, the engines die because even stinky greedy airline motors need oxygen to run. Second the airplane stalls and “sinks” in the heavier than air CO2. And third, when the weight of the jet mixes with the heavy CO2 cloud, the whole thing drops to earth. Kind of like a 35,000 foot tall microburst. This is what has happened to AirAsia Flight 8501 and that other jet that crashed over there by the Viet Nam. Your welcome.

Then we must create electric jets! That would work so well, because we know that it requires no fossil fuels to charge batteries, and the batteries that would be needed to power a turbojet fan, would weigh much less than the amount of jet fuel needed to do the same job. We could run these planes on a couple of 9 volt batteries!

Amnesty/border crisis Golfing Fast and Furious Unconstitutional executive orders Golfing Benghazi Golfing IRS violation of First Amendment rights through targeting conservatives Golfing IRS violation of privacy laws by sharing targeted taxpayer infor with other agencies which then harass Golfing Vacations Illegal Obamacare coming apart at the seams exposing its nefarious design and unconstitutional mandates as well as exposing the fact that we (our legislators) were mislead in order to help ram it through Golfing Explosive growth in a deficit that was called unpatriotic when it grew under the Bush administration Golfing Job killing policies including the deliberate destruction of the coal industry when unemployment is a huge problem Race baiting Treyvon Martin Race baiting Michael Brown Al Sharpton as an adviser Class warfare Golfing (feel free to add the many things I’ve omitted… too much for just one single post)

Yup- I can see how this breaking story can take precedence with the propaganda ministry… they need all the distractions they can get

Yes- the executive breach of our sovereignty by pushing for an international tax to be paid by American corporations and the very rich (for starters) on the premise that collecting money somehow is a lock to reverse this fabled global calamity.