Since I’m really not great at writing long reviews, I decided that I would do 5 mini-reviews instead. Enjoy! 🙂

House of 1000 Corpses

So Rob Zombie made a movie? That’ll be awesome! *puts it in the dvd player* Oh, I’m sure it just starts slow… *waits* Any time now… *waits more* Oh look, gore… *waits* And, oh, more gore… *sighs* Maybe I’ve got some email to check… *heavy sighs* Or maybe a tooth to get pulled… oh look, it’s over. Hallelujah. Note to all future horror film makers: Copious amounts of gore and little else does NOT make a good film. It tries so hard to be weird that it just ends up being silly and, even worse, boring. What a waste of celluloid. 1/10, and that’s probably generous.

Movies, shows, books, music, games, fashion, makeup, food, I love it all! I'm a 33 year old mother of a rambunctious 5 year old boy. I'm often bed-bound because of illness, so I have a lot of time to spend on entertainment. I enjoy reading all kinds of blogs with top 10 lists and the like, but am often frustrated when the top spots are reserved for the same old stuff that, most of the time, I don't really like. So I decided to start a blog of my own, and throw my two cents out into the gaping sea that is the internet. I'm really enjoying writing these posts, so I hope they reach at least a few people who will enjoy them too :-)
M.