Öüï interrupt this capsule to bring the Sirens, a public Service announcement:

Reporters, mis queridas, are not allowed to make–up their minds.
Heck NO!
If you, or any jazz lover in your campfire witnesses a reporter “making-up” his, or any other news stringer “mind” for that matter, don’t hesitate and relay to him or her that you, and your jazz loving campfire listeners just want to hear the FACTS.

This message was brought to you by the Council against Foreign Relations and advertorialy—primed journalismat at the AFP.