The Books Are My Friends Test

The Novice

And the Survey Says: ###%

You obviously paid attention in high school, or cheated off the smart kid. Commendable, but there is always room for improvement - books really are your friends. So go find that smart kid and steal his book.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

Why bother with being well-read when you can't even read? I'm sure your parent-teacher conferences were a source of constant dismay for all those involved. I recommend a heavy dose of Hooked on Phon... Read more

You are not rich in knowledge of the written word, but at least you weren't in the last category - right? You know your Dr. Seuss, but when it comes to anything over two hundred pages or multisyllabi... Read more

You obviously paid attention in high school, or cheated off the smart kid. Commendable, but there is always room for improvement - books really are your friends. So go find that smart kid and steal ... Read more

You are one of a select group of intellectuals. You appreciate good literature and you nurture an affinity for elegance. You probably have a library of books waiting on your shelf, so put away the c... Read more

Congratulations! You've either wrought countless hours reading the classics of the centuries, or you've got a Ph.D. in Googology. Nonetheless, your score is without fault and you should proud - or a... Read more