Sunday, October 08, 2006

Americans aren't the only ones with messed-up, crazy leaders. Look at what I found...

October 9, 2006

Dear Diary,

Today I detonated North Korea's first atomic bomb. I bet the capitalist Americans are FREAKING OUT lol. And the chinese mainland...I hate those guys. They're always in my space. And I think they're stalking my Myspace page...I keep getting spam and "ur a looser." on my comments. I'll show them ha ha ha.

So anyways, I just thought I'd journal out my feelings 2night. I think that I'm going to mess with the UN for a while before I hide my bombs. I need some new furniture (totally trashed the place after my last D & D party). So I'm gonna see if I can get some new stuff for my place from the UN. My big screen tv is effing on the blitz again. Peace of crap. Probably made by the Chinese. I'll get them for that lol.

Speaking of tv, I need to check my tivo. I missed the premier of Lost (busy with H-bombz) so I need to catch up. OMSelf! I almost forgot...I totally FREAKED out when my girl Vivica was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars! I needs to hook up with her. She is hott. I tried to message her on myspace but I think it wasn't really her site. The pictures on her page looked like they were of a drag queen. He was still hott, lol.

I think I need to start working out. All of the national paintings of me show this fugly double chin I've got going on. What's up with that? Maybe it's time to get some work done...uh-oh though, don't want to turn out like Janice Dickinson ha ha ha.

So I best be going. I got some wicked work to get done before I start messin' with Kofi. I think I'm going to be all, "Yeah...I'll hand over my bombs for reals. Psyyyyych!" My job rocks.

I hate to admit it but when I cried when I heard that he set off the bomb...My husband cried... What is now at risk... So much...I dunno!You are right Kristi he is crazy... He has been taunting this in front of the world for so long...He kept on saying he was going to do it...And now he has..And it is so different than when Pakistan set of its nuclear bomb...

Stop writing such hilarious posts or I'm going to have go by depends underwear for adults.

(P.S I didn't know this either, hence why I avoid news... ignorance is bliss.... if we get nuced will you call me and tell me so I can head for my cellar? Maybe I should start converting it into a bomb refuge... like in Blast from the Past. Awesome movie. Awesome.)