The fake Bentley phone: so ugly, it's beautiful

Perhaps never before have so many disgustingly unattractive characteristics conspired to create a single mobile phone; truly a work of art, is it not? This here is some sick individual's interpretation of what a Bentley-branded phone might look like, combining early 80's DynaTAC good looks with car themed decals and enough chrome-look plastic bits to make even a Motorola V60 beg for mercy. If you must know, the phone features a touchscreen, 2 megapixel camera, and microSD expansion -- though we're guessing one thing it doesn't feature is FCC certification, thanks in no small part to that two foot long telescoping aerial. Look for this one to hit T-Mobile by the end of July. Not.