Last year during the holiday season, I posted as a 12 O'Clock Track the long-adored "Merry Christmas, I Fucked Your Snowman" by 90s Boston pogo-punk band Showcase Showdown. The chorus features a simple sing-along, straight to the point: "Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman / Merry Christmas, I slept with him / Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman / Merry Christmas, I'll do it again." Lovely.

In keeping with a tradition I'm starting right now, this year's Christmastime ditty is the snarky, blistering A side from that seven-inch, "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh." Get it? You get it. Enjoy.