Barack Obama's "Ballsy" Victory: A Single-Word Review of What Happened On Election Night

Unless you're stuck in some Jack McKeon-like time warp in which Twitter relies on actual messenger pigeons, you've probably heard by now that Barack Obama punched yesterday's election in the crotch. And unless your name is Mitt Romney and you've permanently foregone alcohol and caffeine, your brain is probably a soggy mush of post-celebratory/funereal booze and Election Night energy drinks this morning.

So we're going to make this easy on you. Here's our single-word review of everything that happened last night, starting with Obama's victory.

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There was a rich man he was raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan/ Rich from birth, raised in prep schools, no early exposure to minorities outside of maids, a powerful daddy to clean up his missteps, and timely exemptions from military service /What a dope this trust fund baby was.Who you know, you never had to earn anything and so forth/He talk smack about 47% not paying taxes and responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it /he said saved business, born-insecure, jock-jawed ! / he lost to a man with unemployment at 8% /Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy, rich man. it was a man call mitt romney who did too little too late.Romney is headed back to his home in New Hampshire in January and Obama will become the President again

"“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy,"