Bill accidentally destroyed Jan's body, but he preserved his girlfriend's head in a lasagna pan and promised to get her a new body. Unfortunately, Jan in the pan is a little bitter about the whole "destroyed body" thing.

Another thing came to mind for me....Jan inna Pan COULD make a living...if she had to. She could rent her gourd out as a cool novelty bowling ball. Or,act in some real depraved fetish videos (nuff sed there!).No BAD movie fan should miss out on this classick! GREAT REVIEW!!!!

One of my favorite MST3K episodes, although it does flag a bit two-thirds of the way through. Cortner is a bit too leisurely in his search for a host body, isn't he? Also, Jan's incessant cackling gets old after a while. What did Cortner think would happen if he succeeded with the transplant? I doubt that Jan would forgive him, and I figure that some evening he'd suddenly meet the business end of a broken bottle (assuming that she'd lose her super-duper monster-summoning powers once restored to normal.)

Couldn't Cortner, by the way, simply drug Jan's head into insensibility? Presumably even severed heads respond to barbiturates.

Another thing came to mind for me....Jan inna Pan COULD make a living...if she had to. She could rent her gourd out as a cool novelty bowling ball. Or,act in some real depraved fetish videos (nuff sed there!).No BAD movie fan should miss out on this classick! GREAT REVIEW!!!!

Or she could marry the severed head in "Re-animator." Now there is a marriage made in heaven or hell.

A great review of a great film... one of my favorites. call me a dirty old man, but maybe we have an unfortunate turn of phrase here:"After trying her on for size (just kissing and petting, not that), Bill is ready to make his move. Unfortunately, an ugly brunette floozy tries to get in on the action. Uh-oh, can't have that. If he is going to kidnap a woman so that he can steal her body, Bill needs to make sure it is a clean snatch. "

A great review of a great film... one of my favorites. call me a dirty old man, but maybe we have an unfortunate turn of phrase here:"After trying her on for size (just kissing and petting, not that), Bill is ready to make his move. Unfortunately, an ugly brunette floozy tries to get in on the action. Uh-oh, can't have that. If he is going to kidnap a woman so that he can steal her body, Bill needs to make sure it is a clean snatch. "

I do slip something bawdy in every now and then, and this film was already sleazy - so I just went with it.