Not exactly, but Michael Lynne, chairman of New Line Cinema, has the two frightmeisters in mind when it comes to his East End vineyards.

Lynne, an East Hampton resident who owns Bedell Cellars and Corey Creek, is tickled pink that his studio’s bloodfest, “Freddy vs. Jason,” has just topped the box office for the second straight week.

And he says that since Long Island wines easily rival those of California’s vineyards, a “Freddy vs. Jason” style competition is in order.

“This is a small region which is just getting attention. Maybe we’ll have ‘Napa vs. Long Island,’ who knows?” Lynne said at a tasting party hosted by the Long Island Wine Council and Hampton Classic in Bridgehampton.

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Summer in the Hamptons may be winding down, but the charity benefits keep coming.

Two prime examples of how Hamptonites give generously occurred Saturday in East Hampton. Project 5 raised $10,000 at the Resort nightclub for Adopt-a-Classroom.

The money allows teachers in Harlem to work on projects that the school budget won’t pay for. Those who “adopt” – with a $500 donation – get a report card on what their dough is being spent on.

“The average public schoolteacher spends an average of $800 a year out of their own pocket buying resources for their classroom,” explained James Rosenberg, founder of Adopt-a-Classroom.

The other event, just down the street, raised $8,000 for Row New York, which teaches inner-city kids to row and helps them build character through teamwork.

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Oliver Platt attended the premiere of his new flick, “Pieces of April,” at the UA East Hampton Theater Saturday night and issued the following warning: Be prepared to blow your nose . . . again and again and again.

He says the feel-good film about a family’s Thanksgiving dinner in a Lower East Side apartment is guaranteed to have everybody in tears.

“It’s very personal, very unexpected. Just when you think its going to get sentimental, somebody says something horrible,” Platt told Diary. “You’ll be reaching down on the dirty floor of the theater to find napkins to wipe your face.”

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Bill and Hillary Clinton flew to East Hampton for lunch with pals in Sag Harbor Saturday afternoon, and the name of the game was politics. The couple stuck around through yesterday, when Hill held a fund-raiser for her upcoming re-election bid. The $250-a-head gala was held at the Bridgehampton home of Ellen Chesler and Matt Mallow.

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Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick aren’t coasting when it comes to their return to “The Producers.

The red-hot team was spotted at Robert’s in Water Mill, having a three-hour meal with Mel Brooks, the comedy madman who created Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom, and his wife, Anne Bancroft, who still sports that sultry Mrs. Robinson look.