Ask A Slut: Is Big Cock Just Hype?

Jenn is our resident slut. Her credentials include intercourse with men — lots of them. You can read her last advice segment here.

Jason: Hi Jenn

Jenn: Hi, Jason.

Jason: Today’s question is about penis size.

Jason: How come some girls are like “it’s all in how you work it” and then other girls are like “huge cock ftw”

Jason: and in that fairy ass Kesha song she’s making fun of small cocks…

Jason: wtf is up with that?

Jenn: First of all, there is such a thing as too big and there are also penises that are too small. I’ve seen both, although they are rare.

Sex with guys that are too big can be uncomfortable or even painful for us, but most of you don’t have to worry about that — trust me. Most men are insecure about their penis size because they think they are too small, but usually there’s nothing to worry about there either. Most guys who are average somehow get the idea that they are small.

Sex is all about pleasure. If you’re worried about your penis size, you should get over it and brush up on your oral skills. But most of all, you should get over yourself and realize that nobody is keeping score or pulling out a ruler in the bedroom. You’re likely neither too big nor too small and should learn how to use what you’ve got before you start buying pills and pumps. If you’re not satisfying to women, it’s not about the size of your penis. Guaranteed.

Ke$ha is a filthy whore. However, in the video you mentioned she makes a gesture that all women know will get to a man, it’s as simple as that. If you want to insult a man and make him insecure, the penis is the easiest target. She just took a cheap shot, because that’s all she’s got to work with.