"Though as a wall, and just as fast.":All your units get +2 to all damage rolls, +2 to armor, -2" movement and loose all their response actions and counter attack abilities and may only parry with a shield.

"The Chinese shovel":A shovel also counts as a hand weapon and as a Mechanik's tool in the hands of your units.

"The gods anger strikes both way's" (needs a better name):The controller of the army with this specialty may strike the surface that the battlefield is laying upon with his fist once a turn to try to change the dice outcome. It is preferred to play on the ground with any opponent who has this specialty.

Ok, good because that would just make using red weapons awkward.
And also, another speciality:

What did you say?If an enemy has some sort of speech that they say when they are about to slay an enemy, (like "I am Sir Roderick, King of the...) then Brik-Hed will just keep saying "Could you repeat that?" and cause them to waste an entire turn talking.