Kickass Trump eats tax return

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says dogs are often unfairly accused of eating homework, and now comes the story of the Cuban baseball player who said he ate part of his passport to hide facts about illegal travel. Now it turns out that on one of his first rides on Air Force One, Trump ate his tax returns. Jeff Sessions also ate a few pages having to do with interest paid to Russia.

As is the case with homework, dogs had nothing to do with any of this, except, of course, that Russian Wolfhound that hung around the Republican campaign headquarters: he ate Trump’s vow to clear the swamp so he could turn it over to Wall Street.