Mallrats (1995)

Shannon:*bumps into Brodie* "What, You wanna say something?"
Brodie: "Yeah, about a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for You to understand them all"

11273

Brody: Say Mr. Svenning, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

11272

Brody: You know the rule of my comics, touch not less yee be touched.

11271

Jay: Fly Fatass Fly!

11270

Brodie:

I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath insues.
-Brodie

11269

Brodie:

That kid is back on the escalator again.
-Brodie

11268

Jay:

SNOOTCHIE NOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!
-Jay

11267

Jay to willam:

Jay:Man, all you need to do is smoke a fattie, and you'll be seein a sailboat, an ocean and mabye two of those hot, big titted mermaids doin that lesbian s*it
-Jay to willam

11266

Shannon and Brodie:

Shannon:I'm A rebound guy. I pick up chicks that are coming off of a dissapointing relationship and f*** them in a very uncomfortable place.
Brodie:Where? Like the back of a Volkswagon?
-Shannon and Brodie

11265

Jay to Silent Bob:

"Where do you get those wonderfull toys?"
(kisses silent bob on the cheek)
-Jay to Silent Bob

11264

Brandie and BRodie:

Brandie: 2nd Suiter, if we were making whoopie...
Brodie: What like [email protected]?

-Brandie and BRodie

11263

Brandi and Gil hicks and Brodie:

Brandi: suiter number three? Is your kiss soft or like a jackhammer?

Gil Hicks: I'd say like a jackhammer. I am in there with some pressure and when I am done, You're changed.

Brodie: Where do you come up with this Sh*T!
-Brandi and Gil hicks and Brodie

11262

Brodie & T.S.:

- There is something out there that can help us ease our simultanious double loss.
- What? Ritual suicide?
-Brodie & T.S.

11261

Walt & Brodie:

- Tell him, Steve-Dave.
- F#@k you, Fanboy.

-Walt & Brodie

11260

Steve-Dave & Brodie:

- I was warned about you. Take it easy before I have you removed from the mall.
- Warned? What the f#@k are you talking about?
-Steve-Dave & Brodie

11259

T.S. Quint:

Can you two testosterone-seething, he-man, comic book fans finish up with this display of tough guy back-and-forth? I have some questions that need answering.
-T.S. Quint

11258

Brodie & Rene:

- Did you see that shit? You call that romance?
- I call that illegal.
-Brodie & Rene