Princess Eugenie's Wedding: Official Thread Part 2

I can't believe this may go to a part 2 but just in case. Here is the first thread. Carry on!

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reply 603

10/13/2018

It was fun guys, you made a tedious wedding lots of fun! See ya.

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reply 1

10/12/2018

I watched the wedding on You Tube and there are two things I want to say first I thought an UFO has landed on Fergies head and second nutmeg had dangling tendrils again maybe because she was sitting next to Princess Anne . The bride looked lovely in her dress yes it suited her figure very well

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reply 2

10/12/2018

First thread is full.

Quite a difference between the father and daughter's weddings.

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reply 3

10/12/2018

Kate the Great.

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reply 4

10/12/2018

Best photo of the bride.

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reply 5

10/12/2018

The scar of her back is shown off.

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reply 6

10/12/2018

Did Fergie wear deodorant?

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reply 7

10/12/2018

A bit too much blush for Eugenie but she was lovely anyway.

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reply 8

10/12/2018

Father and daughter on arrival at St George's Chapel.

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reply 9

10/12/2018

Leaving the church.

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reply 10

10/12/2018

There is definitely something up with Charles and Camilla. Every single senior member of the family was there except her and it doesn't make sense that she would miss an event known about since last year for a relatively minor engagement somewhere in remote Scotland. Just watching the news here in the UK and a commentator was hushed up very quickly when he suggested there were 'rumours'. Incidentally there have been no pictures of this 'engagement' so far. Very suspicious!

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reply 11

10/12/2018

Eugene looks good, as well as picking a dress that is very “her” - traditional with a touch of frou frou.

Kate in magenta is a touch tacky.

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reply 12

10/12/2018

R11 - Camilla probably didn't want to be around Fergie who was once a great friend of Diana. Too many memories of adultery that she would rather forget. Of course, Charles didn't give a damn.

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reply 13

10/12/2018

I was thinking maybe illness re Camilla.

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reply 14

10/12/2018

Why was Holly Valance there?

Robbie Williams's daughter looks just like him.

Eugenie looked lovely - I actually preferred her dress to Meghan's and Kate's, which I would not have expected given her history of fashion choices.

I was cringing so hard when Fergie was revelling in all the attention!

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reply 15

10/12/2018

The Queen with the Grim Reaper (aka Prince Philip). Hang in there, Majesty!

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reply 16

10/12/2018

All of the little kiddies in the royal wedding.

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reply 17

10/12/2018

Walking down the aisle.

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reply 18

10/12/2018

I didn't watch it on tv, just saw pics on twitter, she looked pretty, he didn't look as nice. what did the sister wear?

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reply 19

10/12/2018

yes i agree, her dress was wayyyy better than Meghans.

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reply 20

10/12/2018

The tiara on her head was gorg.

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reply 21

10/12/2018

Ricky Martin was there.

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reply 22

10/12/2018

Did Fergs have a sweat stain when waving to the crowd or was that shadow?

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reply 23

10/12/2018

Three photos of the royal wedding cake. It matches the flowers at the church. Very autumn.

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reply 24

10/12/2018

It's quite sweet to see George and Charlotte having fun with Savannah. I remember being that age and idolising my big cousin.

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reply 25

10/12/2018

R19 - Her sister Beatrice wore this outfit. Very subdued compared to her wedding attire of the past.

R23 - looks like sweat stains to me.

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reply 26

10/12/2018

R12 - nothing "tacky" about Kate or her outfit.

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reply 27

10/12/2018

George skipping

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reply 28

10/12/2018

Not many people liked Nutmeg's outfit. Many thought she looked old and dowdy.

Both noses of Nutmeg and her Dimwit Duke are strange when photographed in profile.

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reply 32

10/12/2018

[quote]Why was Holly Valance there?

Her husband is a billionaire property developer. She was the plus one.

Likewise James Blunt. He married into the aristocracy.

Meanwhile Delta Goodrem is apoplectic.

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reply 33

10/12/2018

Eugenie' vs. Meghan

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reply 34

10/12/2018

The bride in the car.

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reply 35

10/12/2018

R22 did Ricky Martin get pissed on at the reception?

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reply 36

10/12/2018

R12 - Kate rocked it! She knows what to wear for the occasion.

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reply 37

10/12/2018

The very tall wedding cake. The colors of autumn.

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reply 38

10/12/2018

Where exactly will the happy couple reside in London? Anyone know?

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reply 39

10/12/2018

Kate’s color was garish. She has a classic case of “I’ve lost weight after baby number 3! I’m back amd FUCK THE BRIDE!” syndrome. I never like how she positions her hats but at least the cut of her dress was impeccable.

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reply 40

10/12/2018

Pit Stains Ferguson, tacky as usual.

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reply 41

10/12/2018

Daily Mail coverage.

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reply 42

10/12/2018

Camilla would rather be meeting a stuff deer in Scotland than attend a family wedding at Windsor.

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reply 43

10/12/2018

The parents of the bride both look a bit rough.

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reply 44

10/12/2018

I think fergie looked good, but not so sure about her hat.

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reply 45

10/12/2018

Thanks, R33.

I wonder if the wings on Fergie's hat are a reference to her creation, Budgie the Little Helicopter.

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reply 46

10/12/2018

R27 - I agree, I thought Kate looked fantastic. She is rockin' those autumn cranberries and wine colours. I wouldn't call that magenta, either, which is much deeper. Her waist looks about 21" around and her legs look fabulous. Love the Treacy hat, as well. Only quibble is the earrings, which seem more suited for evening wear than day wear.

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reply 47

10/12/2018

R40 - How is claret/mulberry/cranberry "garish"? It was a perfectly suitable color for an autumn wedding. It didn't upstage the bride whatsoever.

I gather your argument is that as Kate has a tiny waist and great legs, she should wear a burka to hide them to prove that she isn't like every other woman on earth in wanting to display her figure's good points? She should choose clothes that make her trashy sister in law feel better about her stick legs and box figure?

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reply 48

10/12/2018

Camilla fucked up. There's no way to justify her absence. No matter what was going down behind the scenes, she still had to observe protocol by being there. Even if the bride shouted at the top of her voice "I DON'T WANT CAMILLA THERE!," she still should have shown up. Wonder what the drama is. Any talk yet?

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reply 49

10/12/2018

Eugiene looked lovely. R43 There has to be behind the scene difficulties between Camilla and Andrew’s family.

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reply 50

10/12/2018

You do know Andrew is an overbearing pain in the ass who has to stage manage every fucking thing. If I were Fergie it would drive me to drink too, or at least take a pill...or two. I look at Eugenie and Beatrice and the dynamic between them and their two dysfunctional parents and see traces of my own family and the horrors of my abusive, sarcastic, abrupt, overbearing father and my "exuberant" mother who loved to be the center of attention; as my father criticized her endlessly and she definitely lived down to his expectations. Both of them were semi functioning alcoholics. Both dead of cancer and OMG the relief I felt.

Bea and Eugenie probably spend a lot of time accommodating Andrew and humoring Fergie. And giving in to just get through whatever they're doing. THose two are definitely survivors. Watch their expressions in unguarded moments. The eyes. And Fergie has probably spent years telling them, well it'll be alright, luv. We'll just get through it. And those wedding guests? A lot of Andrew's trash was on full display. Cocaine Naomi Campbell? Kate Moss? And of course Fergie had a lot of her own School friends(!) come along.

One commentator asked the other "Was this really a Royal wedding, or was it more a Society wedding?" and the verdict was definitely society. Andrew is used to either getting his own way, or making an end run around others to do whatever the fuck he wants. Andrew wanted to make sure they had more guests than Harry. Irony is that Eugenie and Beatrice are sweet girls and they're close to Harry and Meghan. I agree Fergie was out of it, but I also have a feeling Andrew would have elbowed her out of the way to make sure he wasn't up staged. He's a pervert and a pig. Yaay for Camilla!

As for the wedding itself, I thought it was well done. I loved the bank of autumnal flowers lining the steps to the Chapel, and I though Eugenie's dress was lovely and very flattering. George and Charlotte...and Savannah Phillips never disappoint. Meghan looked like she was going out for high tea at the Dorchester. Meh. Kate's dress was fine, but her hat was terrific, IMO. I thought the Queen looked fine. She seemed to have a lovely beaded dress on under that coat and I wish we could have seen more of it. Yes, she is shrinking. The ceremony itself, with the exception of the somewhat inappropriate reading from Gatsby, was very nice. I happen to like Andrea Bocelli and I love Panis Angelicus. (Catholic school kid here.) Too bad the choir didn't accompany him. Pavarotti sang it with a choir for back up & it was stunning. The wedding didn't seem funereal at all IMO. It seemed loose and happy. Not stiff and sombre. Hell Royal weddings are a lot more stiff and formal. This was fine. A

As for the fashion, with a few exceptions the guests looked like pure shit. Truly. Not the royals, so much, but the guests.

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reply 51

10/12/2018

Poor Fergie. Do they not sell dress shields in England? She was sweating like a whore in church, quite apt.

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reply 52

10/12/2018

[quote]Meanwhile Delta Goodrem is apoplectic.

Why?

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reply 53

10/12/2018

The happy couple in the royal coach.

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reply 54

10/12/2018

Lots of green colored outfits like Princess Anne's here. She ruined it with the wrap.

I love Fergie and she looked great. That hat is nowhere near as wacky as some of the Treacy chapeaus we've seen at past royal weddings. Bea looked good too, thank goodness she went for a solid color; we could have had enormous cabbage roses there.

Andrew always looks angry now, quite a difference from the handsome young man who was always smiling.

Oh! And Cara Delawhatever is pure-dee trash! All the morons on Twitter are praising her to the skies.

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reply 64

10/12/2018

Kate, Eugenie and Meghan's wedding dresses.

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reply 65

10/12/2018

She definitely looked like a princess. 600+ posts and not one of you bitches pointed it out.

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reply 66

10/12/2018

Beatrice and mother Sarah Ferguson.

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reply 67

10/12/2018

It could have been worse.

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reply 68

10/12/2018

Boy, Beatrice has calmed down with the fascinators.

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reply 69

10/12/2018

The many faces of Charlotte.

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reply 70

10/12/2018

Giving away the bouquet.

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reply 71

10/12/2018

The bride looked beautiful.

I had the same reaction as Marie Dressler to Jean Harlow in "Dinner At Eight," after hearing the passage from "The Great Gatsby" and the Dean of Windsor declaring that Eugenie had read the novel.

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reply 72

10/12/2018

[quote]A lot of Andrew's trash was on full display. Cocaine Naomi Campbell? Kate Moss? And of course Fergie had a lot of her own School friends(!) come along.

AND Fergie's trash too.

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reply 73

10/12/2018

I can see a trend coming - big dress, a tiara and no veil.

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reply 74

10/12/2018

R65 - well, Sparkle really loses the contest in those three photographs. From left to right: the winner is Kate, the runner-up is Yuge, and the loser is Sparkle.

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reply 75

10/12/2018

Caption should read: What was she thinking?

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reply 76

10/12/2018

The bride looks back.

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reply 77

10/12/2018

Keeping an eye on a difficult son.

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reply 78

10/12/2018

Dimwit Duke, Messy Meg and Almighty Anne in conversation.

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reply 79

10/12/2018

I think Eugenie nailed it by foregoing the veil in her interpretation of the modern bride. A veil has all sorts of out-dated misogynistic connotations; and in Meghan's case, her ridiculously long veil destroyed her wedding hair and made her look sweaty and rumpled during the ceremony.

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reply 80

10/12/2018

It also must be mentioned how much more relaxed and happy everyone, especially HM, look in this wedding than they did at the Sussex wedding. You could feel the subtle glumness at the Sussex wedding. "Well, let's get this over and keep our fingers crossed."

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reply 81

10/12/2018

Tendrils unleashed.

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reply 82

10/12/2018

Did they hold the wedding on a Friday to save money? In the US only the poors have a Friday wedding.

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reply 83

10/12/2018

R82 - why does MEagain only have two buttons on her coat done up?

Did she get dressed in a hurry and forget the other buttons?

Does she want people to believe that she's pregnant?

Does her coat fit properly?

Oh, so many questions and no answers.

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reply 84

10/12/2018

Aren't most royal weddings held during the week? Harry's was on Saturday.

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reply 85

10/12/2018

Eugenie exchanges a look with her parents.

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reply 86

10/12/2018

Newly married.

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reply 87

10/12/2018

The Royal Family see the couple off.

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reply 88

10/12/2018

Sealed with a kiss.

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reply 89

10/12/2018

The kiss from another angle.

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reply 90

10/12/2018

Most Royal Weddings seem to be held on a Wednesday (1st time around).

Though more recent weddings have been on Fridays and Saturdays.

Prince Charles was due to marry Camilla of Friday 8th of April 2005 but inconveniently Pope John Paul II died and his funeral was held on that day. Prince Charles attended on behalf of HM Queen and was married on Saturday the 9th of April 2005 instead.

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reply 91

10/12/2018

I'm tired of seeing the after nuptials customary Royal kiss. At the next one, I was to see a quick 1-2 Royal dry hump!

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reply 92

10/12/2018

R91 - that's what I thought. Thanks for the info.

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reply 93

10/12/2018

Will the groom receive a title? Or is the bride too far down the royal food chain to receive such royal favor?

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reply 94

10/12/2018

R94 - I believe Prince Andrew has already said that Jack will NOT be given any title.

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reply 95

10/12/2018

[quote]Ricky Martin was there.

Which tiara did he wear?

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reply 96

10/12/2018

I don’t think much of Eugenie, but I thought of the royal brides over the past 10 years, she looked the best. Her dress was gorgeous and she chose a fantastic tiara. Kate and Meagan were so boring in their dress and tiara choices.

Eugenie looked stunning today. The dress and the tiara were just lovely. Thank God there was no ridiculously long veil like the one the DuchAss of SuckSex wore. And don't get me started on MeGain's ridiculous bridal bouquet compared to the nice one Eugenie had.

Now that we've seen Eug's terrific wedding attire, MeGain's entire wedding attire is even more laughable.

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reply 113

10/12/2018

"I told you, my invitation to Eugenie's wedding was lost in the fucking post."

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reply 114

10/12/2018

After watching so many of these royal weddings over the years:

Eugenie did well, her dress was very well done. Great cut and style, simple yet elegant. The material was very heavy but this was a fall wedding, the heaviness was offset by her open neckline and lack of veil, which imo would have weighed the whole look down. The tiara was a huge surprise - I don't think we've seen that on in public in a long while. Her hair and makeup were lovely, well done.

Floral arrangements were a bit overly autumnal but still nice. The ceremony itself very traditional and in keeping with past royal weddings. No long winded preacher sermon here. Lovely bow and very deep, traditional curtsy by the bride to QEII after the national anthem - that is how its done. The guests: Kate looked great, wonderful color and headpiece. Meghan - fine, she's not supposed to steal focus. Her hair though! will someone invest in some holding/sculpting gel for her. It's like she does her own hair for these events. Contrast with Kate's and Sophie Wessex's neat up dos, not a hair our of place.

Fergie - ok, nothing unexpected there: jolly and just happy to be in the room. Bea: great color, stately looking actually; beginning to dress like the blood royal princess she is, and not a B-list starlet as she's always tended to. Nice to see Philip present, never thought for a second he'd miss this, very spry for 97. Sophie Winkleman Windsor front/center at the wave-off for the couple, her daughter was a bridesmaid and she was seriously injured in a car crash months ago, I think she's still in a brace after major back surgery so good to see her put in front.

No Clooneys? The groom works for George, strange. Lots of celebs, Kate Moss, Naomi. Demi Moore? not sure of that connection. Both of Harry's exes were there as were Pippa Mids & new hubs, plus James Middleton. Ricky Martin - thought he might sing but no.

Am still going thru many photos of guests to assess the fashion. Overall people not dressed as formally as Harry's a few months ago but this was as said more society event than royal.

The lovely bouquet - green and white with a surprising splash of purple.

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reply 123

10/12/2018

Eugenie had a bit of struggle getting into the James Bond car.

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reply 124

10/12/2018

Harry's old gf Cressida Bonas.

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reply 125

10/12/2018

No veil and a bare back to proudly show off her surgery scar.

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reply 126

10/12/2018

A cute moment - the groom put his glasses on so he could see the bride walking down the aisle.

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reply 127

10/12/2018

[quote]Prince Andrew is on train duty as the couple leave their reception.

Sorry. My ghouls are only available for important weddings.

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reply 128

10/12/2018

This woman looked like an ad for Valentine's Day.

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reply 129

10/12/2018

Class vs. Trash

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reply 130

10/12/2018

A spontaneous moment.

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reply 131

10/12/2018

Fergie looks 90 years old in that photo, R131.

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reply 132

10/12/2018

The colorful sashes on the attendants outfits were nice and apparently were taken from a favorite painting of the couple's, which was also featured on the back of the wedding program. Eugenie is some kind of an art gallery director in London? that's what I read.

Lots of royals but I didn't see many Ferguson relations. Or maybe they just weren't photographed or identified. If they were there they weren't seated in the inner nave. Fergie has sisters and several nieces and nephews. Also did not see any Kent of Gloucester cousins with exception of Freddy and Gabriella Windsor.

The ceremony was more traditional and a bit boring but no crazy ass pastor and tacky choir.

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reply 137

10/12/2018

Jack looks like he’s dumb but has a big cock. My favorite combo.

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reply 138

10/12/2018

This little girl (Robbie Williams' daughter Theodora) had a strange exchange with Fergie as they standing on the steps to leave.

Theodora: Are you a Queen?

Fergie: No.

Theodora: Are you a Princess?

Fergie: Yes.

WTF? Does Fergie still think she's married to Prince Andrew?

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reply 139

10/12/2018

Leaked footage of Fergie trying her damndest to get to the crab hors d'oeuvres at the buffet table

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reply 140

10/12/2018

Sorry forgot the photo in R139. This is Theodora.

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reply 141

10/12/2018

R139 That's cute even if it's a big lie.

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reply 142

10/12/2018

Theodora looks like her father.

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reply 143

10/12/2018

Didn't care for the dress but I like the fact that wanted her scoliosis scars to show. I also loved the tiara and wish Meghan had chosen it.

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reply 144

10/12/2018

In R130 why did Prince Harry go to the wedding with Eddie Redmayne?

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reply 145

10/12/2018

R140 She took forever to go down. Great staying power.

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reply 146

10/12/2018

The row of rings was tacky. She’s tacky. And where the hell is she getting the money for all this givenchy?

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reply 147

10/12/2018

Mrs Clingon is at it again.

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reply 148

10/12/2018

It was so windy so I'm glad the couple had a closed carriage as opposed to an open landau.

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reply 149

10/12/2018

A nice shot of the back of the wedding dress.

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reply 150

10/12/2018

Yes I noticed the many rings r147 and was surprised too. Didn't seem to go with the elegant solid color coat and dress combo. Merching?

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reply 151

10/12/2018

Nice clip at R127. Groom looks choked up.

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reply 152

10/12/2018

Fergie with the groom's parents.

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reply 153

10/12/2018

So the Greville jewels were gifts to the then Duchess of York, who would eventually be Queen and later Queen Mum.

That means that those are not part of the royal jewels which would all belong to whoever was monarch?

They were given personally to and owned personally by the Queen Mum.

Since the Queen outlived Princess Margaret (by less than 2 months), I assume that all the Greville collection is now owned personally by the Queen.

From what I read (who knows if true), the Queen selects several choices for a bride and they get to choose only from what the Queen offers?

I wonder if Eugenie specifically requested the Greville Tiara (an unusual choice) or if it was one of the choices the Queen offered.

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reply 154

10/12/2018

Let's face it: This wedding was a happy event, with the RF approving of the union.

Now, let's compare this wedding to the one back in May ...

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reply 155

10/12/2018

Lady Gabriella Windsor with her fiancee.

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reply 156

10/12/2018

So when can we expect blind items about the wedding to start dropping on CDAN, etc.? Does Sparkle hide in the ladies room at the reception and text them to her BFF Jessica MulPhoney to be relayed directly to Lainey?

“The ex-girlfriends of that permanent foreign-born A-lister looked like they’d been crying their eyes out at that royally big wedding they all attended recently. They didn’t expect to see the A-lister’s sexpot wife sporting that budding baby bump!”

Or

“The sexy newcomer’s scene stealing appearance at that big wedding didn’t sit well with her sister in law, who was said to look more matronly than usual. Perhaps there’s trouble in Cambr—er, paradise—behind those palace doors?”

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reply 157

10/12/2018

There were some other European quasi royalty at the wedding. The Hanovers (Princess Caroline of Monaco's stepson).

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reply 158

10/12/2018

Marie Chantal and her husband Prince Pavlos of Greece (no monarchy there anymore). Also accompanied by her daughter Maria Olympia.

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reply 159

10/12/2018

Maria Olympia of Greece doing her rendition of "The Sound of Music".

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reply 160

10/12/2018

Andrew's message

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reply 161

10/12/2018

The impressive train was about six steps long.

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reply 162

10/12/2018

With all due respect, Airmiles Andy can go fuck himself.

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reply 163

10/12/2018

Beatrice and Eugenie are very close.

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reply 164

10/12/2018

Compared to MeGain's ridiculously long veil, the long train of Eug's dress didn't look tacky.

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reply 165

10/12/2018

I suppose that Camilla and Princess Michael were hammered in some London pub chasing shots of Jose Cuervo with pints of Guiness as a spite to Jack Brooksbank.

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reply 166

10/12/2018

Charles with Meghan and Harry.

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reply 167

10/12/2018

It was a lovely dress. A real success. Unique and probably style setting but also succès full designed for the wearer. Eugénie wore the dress. Not the other way around. But then again for some people style consists of what is waiting in wardrobe.

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reply 168

10/12/2018

Happy Hour

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reply 169

10/12/2018

Prince Philippos of Greece - Pavlos's younger and way hotter brother - was there with his gf Nina Flohr. They walked in behind Liv Tyler and her bf.

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reply 170

10/12/2018

Princess Michael was there.

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reply 171

10/12/2018

Three stunned royals.

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reply 172

10/12/2018

R171 - yes but I didn't see Princess Alexandra of Kent. Both of her brothers were there. Anyone see Alexandra?

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reply 173

10/12/2018

LOL at the tags of R173's pic on Instagram.

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reply 174

10/12/2018

In R173's pic, is the Funeral Floozy (aka the DuckAss of SuckSex aka Clingon) looking at the camera AGAIN?

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reply 175

10/12/2018

I saw Alexandra. I think she was wearing lavender. Silver shoes I think. Anyway I saw her walk into the choir among the early royal arrivals.

No Alexandra, no Duchess of Kent, none of their offspring or Gloucester offspring from what I saw.

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reply 178

10/12/2018

Apparently Alexandra just broke her arm so was unable to attend.

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reply 179

10/12/2018

I saw a bus pull up at St George's Chapel and was expecting lots of royals. I only saw Prince and Princess Michael of Kent get out. Why the hell would they need a bus for two people? Didn't anyone want to go with them?

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reply 180

10/12/2018

R179 - that's too bad. I hope she make a quick recovery. Thanks for the info.

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reply 181

10/12/2018

^makes

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reply 182

10/12/2018

Sorry to hear about Princess Alexandra. Missed her today. She always looks wonderful.

A fall is not good. Wish her the best in her recovery.

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reply 183

10/12/2018

Charlotte showing off her teeth.

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reply 184

10/12/2018

Sabine Getty in pink. I hate pink.

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reply 185

10/12/2018

Poppy Delevingne looked pretty good in de la Renta.

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reply 186

10/12/2018

Loved Sophie Wessex's hair and hat.

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reply 187

10/12/2018

03:22 onward. Isn't that Kate's brother sitting with some dude at the left hand side of your screen?

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reply 188

10/12/2018

None of the Royal Family looked very joyful. There is trouble. Big trouble in that family.

When they sang God Save the Queen - she seemed so sad. I wonder if she was thinking this is the last time I will hear this in St George's Chapel - sung by so many.

I thought Eugenie looked terrific. At first, I was a little taken back but soon realized her whole look fit her personality. Good for her. She was very pretty and handled herself well. I watched the interview they did with her on TLC and she was very likable and authentic. Charles is making a big mistake if he doesn't use Eugenie for some events.

What Camilla did was small and petty. Eugenie didn't deserve such a snub. I'm just betting the Queen didn't like it at all. Philip probably encouraged it.

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reply 189

10/12/2018

The Queen won't see the next royal wedding, she must know it now.

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reply 190

10/12/2018

No one knows why Camilla didn't show up. For all we know, maybe she wanted to be there but Charles had to make a "deal" with Andrew.

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reply 191

10/12/2018

The Queen still has a while to go and may very well see Beatrice married off, if that happens in the next few years.

It just dawned on me - is the cranberry McQueen that Kate wore today identical to the bring pink McQueen with same paper-bag pleated waist detail she wore to the Trooping the Colour a few years ago?

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reply 192

10/12/2018

Who cares about CamZilla?

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reply 193

10/12/2018

bring = bright

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reply 194

10/12/2018

If she really wasn't invited or didn't want to go, wouldn't it have been less obvious to feign an illness? Or a broken arm..

On that note, I really hope lovely Princess Alexandra has a quick recovery.

Any pics of DL icon Princess Michael, that old bitch?!

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reply 195

10/12/2018

Essentially, R194. I casually observed that today's dress had puffs at the shoulders.

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reply 196

10/12/2018

Camilla did not show, because of prior engagements in Scotland. The calendars of the royals are scheduled months and, at times, years in advance.

Holly Candy wore the most elegant outfit of the guests.

The most handsome man there was Jamie Redknapp:

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reply 197

10/12/2018

I think there must be all sorts of chicanery going on in the Royal family. Prince and Princess Michael showing up as the ONLY passengers on that GIANT bus? wtf?

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reply 198

10/12/2018

Holly Candy:

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reply 199

10/12/2018

That outfit at r199 would be perfect if not for the tacky leather short gloves with bows.

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reply 200

10/12/2018

15 kids at an elementary school could be easily rescheduled. And then she was hosting a lunch and riding party with friends in Scotland.

There is something else going on. And whatever it is has the whole lot of them shook.

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reply 201

10/12/2018

Well wait a cotton pickin' minute! Is his last name Brooksbank OR is his last name Stamp? I'm confused.

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reply 202

10/12/2018

Stamp is his middle name.

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reply 203

10/12/2018

^Thank you, baby.

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reply 204

10/12/2018

R201, Why would "the lot of them be shook" if Camilla didn't attend? Can't see her as a loving, admired Queen Consort.

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reply 205

10/12/2018

The Duchess of Cornwall needs to have her brakes checked STAT! Camilla, you in danguh, gurl......

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reply 206

10/12/2018

Bit surprised that George Clooney wasn't there, as the groom works for him.

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reply 207

10/12/2018

R207 Not anymore. Georgie sold the tequila business so he could focus on being a full time father and heterosexual.

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reply 208

10/12/2018

Euge had to reschedule her wedding after the Queen gave Harry permission to marry Sparkle in June. So when they were looking at alternate dates I am sure they consulted the schedules of the most senior royals, and that would include Camilla. The event she was at could easily be rescheduled. She obviously didn't want to go to the wedding, or they didn't want her there.

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reply 209

10/12/2018

Clooney hasn't owned Casamigos since June 2017, they sold it to Diageo for around $1Billion.

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reply 210

10/12/2018

Guesses at what had them shook -

Charles and Camilla have split. With scandal involved. One or both cheating.

Prince Andrew has a new fresh scandal.

The Queen wants Prince William to become King and has been working behind the scenes to make it happen.

Just guesses. You?

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reply 211

10/12/2018

[quote]There is something else going on. And whatever it is has the whole lot of them shook.

Any guesses?

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reply 212

10/12/2018

I believe Charles and Camilla have split. And that the Queen is in failing health, which is exacerbating all sorts of tensions in the family.

And the addition of Sparkles the Gossip Leaking Clown hasn’t helped matters.

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reply 213

10/12/2018

The Australian magazine had an article about the Wales' marriage possibly breaking up. Someone said the RF couldn't stand the scandal of another royal divorce, but I think the British public would be a lot more accepting of Charles taking over from the queen if Camilla wasn't part of the deal. People just hate the idea that she succeeded in taking what should have been Diana's, and Diana lost her life as a consequence. They would welcome the news of a divorce, just as they would welcome Harry divorcing MM.

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reply 214

10/12/2018

[quote]I believe Charles and Camilla have split.

The Royals wouldn't make Camilla the focus of media attention through her absence. Makes no sense,

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reply 215

10/12/2018

R211 More Datalounge invention.

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reply 216

10/12/2018

R211 I made it clear it's just speculation. I thought that's part of what we do around here?

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reply 217

10/12/2018

R189 The Queen looks like that every time the national anthem is sung in her presence. The anthem is about her - she’s hardly going to stand there with a big crazy grin.

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reply 218

10/12/2018

The RF looked so much happier than at the wedding of Duke Dimwit and the Dumbess of SuckSex.

And tbf, CamZilla wasn't missed.

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reply 219

10/12/2018

R214, Are you serious that the Royal subjects would welcome a divorce between Prince Harry & MM? Every time I see Harry & Kate together, giggling & gossiping, to me it looks like that's the genuine couple with a connection.

How about some DL gossipy guesses of why celebs from Ricky Martin to Demi Moore were at the wedding.

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reply 220

10/12/2018

Even though Randy Gerber, Mike M, and Clooney sold Casamigos they still have a huge contractural obligation to fulfill. That is, PR and promotion of the brand. The reason given for not attending the wedding is Amal Clooney's speaking engagement in the states. Apparently her husband wasn't allowed to attend without her.

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reply 221

10/12/2018

Demi was supposedly there not as an invitee but a plus-one, the guy who took her is an old friend who is some kind of celebrity floral designer or something like that.

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reply 222

10/12/2018

I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere, either here or in the press, that the two guys in morning dress trying to arrange Eugenie's train on the steps were obviously the designers, Peter Pilotto and Christopher De Vos. The Daily Mail called them "assistants." It was so windy they couldn't get it completely straight and I think they had to do it over after she stepped inside the chapel.

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reply 223

10/12/2018

I wonder if she had a veil but because of the wind decided not to wear it?

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reply 224

10/12/2018

Mega shade from the Daily Mail!: 'The very different wives of Windsor'

"One bride was born a princess and the other clawed her way to TV stardom ....."

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reply 225

10/12/2018

The bride looked SMASHING, the MOTB and Bea , both looked radiant, The Queen dragged Phil from the Telly and he did not croak. Sparkle looked unpolished as usual, Horseface was a no show. Charles was glum. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE ABOUT THIS WEDDING ??????

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reply 226

10/12/2018

Duke Dimwit's wedding to SSAA took place on a Saturday, not on a Friday, an ordinary work day, that is. No wonder there were no street parties.

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reply 227

10/12/2018

R158 I am a bit shocked, Ernst August Jr used to be quite cute :( Alcoholic?

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reply 228

10/12/2018

There is no way Camilla is going to leave Charles when he is this close to the throne. Even if they loathe each other she will not divorce him.

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reply 229

10/12/2018

I highly doubt Charles and Camilla will split. I think Camilla's absence was a snub aimed at Andrew, Fergie, or both.

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reply 230

10/12/2018

The Queen's grandchildren date for a long time before marrying.

Peter and Autumn: 5 years

Zara and Mike: 7 years

Eugenie and Jack: 8 years

William and Kate: nearly 10 years

Harry and Meghan are the exception, having got married less than two years after meeting.

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reply 231

10/12/2018

As long as the Queen is alive, tantrum-throwing Charles can't show publicly what he really thinks of oompous Airmiles Andy.

But CamZilla can.

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reply 232

10/12/2018

I have been looking for a video of Fergie inside the chapel. There is nothing posted yet showing the wedding in it's entirety.

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reply 233

10/12/2018

I really can't think of a reason why any of them thought it a good idea Camilla didn't attend. She's too senior for it to go unnoticed and too senior for it to be OK for her not to be there. Even if her and Charles were splitting up, she'd still attend. Her appointment in Scotland could have been rearranged. Even if there is some kind of feud going on, just for the sake of appearances she'd attend.

It's completely baffling.

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reply 234

10/12/2018

The Daily Mail has a great photo of when Prince Philip was approaching where they were all sitting. The looks on their faces are priceless. Fergie looks a little devilish. I'm so glad she didn't put her eyes down.

They have a lot of photos. You have to scroll down a ways to find that one.

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reply 235

10/12/2018

[quote]Harry and Meghan are the exception, having got married less than two years after meeting.

14 months.

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reply 236

10/12/2018

The Daily Mirror picked Pippa as one of the guests to put on their front page for tomorrow. Seriously, I cannot believe how much fame she's gleaned from wearing a bridesmaid's dress seven years ago.

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reply 237

10/12/2018

Well, she's the sister of the future queen.

Much more interesting than, say, the wife of the future king's brother.

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reply 238

10/12/2018

DM Cover of Mr and mrs. Brooksbank

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reply 239

10/12/2018

Saturday Times

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reply 240

10/12/2018

I always find it interesting how everyone's exes, ALL of them, always get invited to the wedding at these upper crust weddings. I wish I was as big of a person! For one thing, I wouldn't want my husband's exes all seated behind me, for another I never remain THAT close with my own exes.

Maybe in my next life I'll be cool like that

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reply 241

10/12/2018

Eugenie's wedding dress had the same cut as Cinderella's wedding dress at the end of the movie, which I think is fantastic seeing as she is the real deal princess and all!

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reply 242

10/12/2018

Why does the DM feel the need to make this about the attention-whoring hooker duchAss?

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reply 243

10/12/2018

Her new husband has ZERO sex appeal. Zilch!

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reply 244

10/12/2018

I didn't like the dress. Too much satin and matronly. Didn't like Meghan's either. I do think overall everyone looked better at this one and seemed more at ease than at Harry's wedding. Kids were dressed better too. Camilla not attending is just bizarre.

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reply 245

10/12/2018

Does Bea get to keep the four bedroom St James Palace apartment now that it's just her on her own? Or will she be required to move to smaller digs? Ivy Cottage looks like a huge overgrown patch of poison ivy.

I haven't the slightest doubt that Sparkle picked an outfit to fan pregnancy rumours to get herself a bit of extra attention. If she's pregnant, she can't go to Tonga and Fiji, and if she's going to Tonga and Fiji, she isn't pregnant, so she's just fucking with the press and her moronic stans and grabbing a bit of attention. She's disgusting.

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reply 248

10/12/2018

Didn't see the wedding, just the pictures here. Fergie, I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!! The sweat stains, the wrinkled skirt, the weird hat. Every damn time.

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reply 249

10/12/2018

R248 you are unhinged.

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reply 250

10/12/2018

Fergie's outfit was a little too tight.

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reply 251

10/12/2018

Well wait. Doesn't Princess Beatrice live in NYC? Anyone know where she lives in NYC? What's she doing there?

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reply 252

10/12/2018

[quote]I didn't like the dress. Too much satin and matronly.

I also thought there was a lot of dress for that short stature. But the designers weren't working with someone with a supermodel figure so I guess it is a success story. The shoulder pleat motif covered her pudgy upperarms and the corset stye held up the massive Windsor fort.

Not a lot of other design options for dear Eugenie.

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reply 253

10/12/2018

Camilla is very vocal about her fear of flying. To attend the wedding and still host the house party organised would have involved a helicopter, probably using a Royal Plane and then returning to Birkhall the same way in a short space of time. Anxiety doesn't usually improve as you age.

If there is a feud between Andrew and Camilla it doesn't date back far, the photo below is from 2015.

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reply 254

10/12/2018

[quote]Fergie's outfit was a little too tight.

On the bright side, the dress stayed on.

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reply 255

10/12/2018

R254 clearly has no idea concerning the way in which the wealthy spar. They trade acid drenched whit and conjecture for the purposes of morbidly wounding their opponents all the while wearing the brightest smiles possible.

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reply 256

10/12/2018

[quote]Camilla is very vocal about her fear of flying. To attend the wedding and still host the house party organised would have involved a helicopter, probably using a Royal Plane and then returning to Birkhall the same way in a short space of time. Anxiety doesn't usually improve as you age. If there is a feud between Andrew and Camilla it doesn't date back far, the photo below is from 2015.

It was such a minor event that could have easily been re-scheduled. The royals have scheduling staff and that's that all they do is take care of 'inconvenient 'invitations. Royal family events are the big media draws - it's what makes the public feel like they're also part of the Windsor family. It seems strange that Camilla missed this wedding.

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reply 257

10/12/2018

Princess Michael of Kent and her hopefully not insensitive brooch.

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reply 258

10/12/2018

Were Sarah Chatto and her family or the new Earl of Snowden and his present? Didn't see any photos of any of them. Strange, as they are closer cousins to the bride than the Kents and Gloucesters.

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reply 259

10/12/2018

Is Andrew about to cry?

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reply 260

10/12/2018

The mom's hat is just ugly and she should have covered up her chest, it's so sun damaged.

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reply 261

10/12/2018

The groom looks better with glasses.

That cake is ridiculous.

Sparkle chose a beautiful shade of blue.

Camilla found some Scottish bairns for a quick photo op.

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reply 262

10/12/2018

The cameras caught Fergie hudddled in the corner by herself as everyone busied themselves with Eug's send off. I found that kind of sad. Andrew was the centre of attenton, running the show.

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reply 263

10/12/2018

Sarah just needs to stop drinking for a while, she's clearly 'pissed' (drunk) or hungover almost every time she appears in public, she's not like the late Queen Mother who could handle her liquor.

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reply 264

10/12/2018

I can't unsee Fergie's pit stains. So tacky.

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reply 265

10/12/2018

Let me help, r265.

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reply 266

10/12/2018

The queen's left leg and ankle are quite swollen. Is this normal for her?

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reply 267

10/12/2018

Coke sweat

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reply 268

10/12/2018

Such a shame. Fergie was one of the best elements of the HazBean wedding.

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reply 269

10/12/2018

Ferries should see a doctor for hyperhydrosis.

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reply 270

10/12/2018

The Queen is looking frail. Not sure about the leg. Wouldn't it be both legs if it was heart failure?

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reply 271

10/12/2018

R267 The Queen seems to have aged rapidly since her Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics in 2012.

Her hump (stoop) is more pronounced and she doesn't walk as well as she did.

This Pic is from William & Kate's wedding 7 years ago in 2011 - remarkable difference.

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reply 272

10/12/2018

r260 I thought it looked like both of them were getting teary eyed. Fergie's hat is shadowing her eyes a bit but she looks a little teary eyed as well. So assuming that's the case, I think it's sweet. Bitch about them, but it seems like they've been very loving parents and their daughters love them a lot. It's not unusual for parents to cry at their children's weddings. I'm not sure if we've seen the other Royal parents do it, I can't remember. Overall I thought it seemed like a very happy wedding. The bride was luminous, the wedding dress was lovely and very princess like without being tacky, there were lots of smiles that seemed genuine.

I'm not surprised if Andrew was helping with the train, I seem to remember him helping a little bit with Sarah's train when they were on the balcony at their own wedding. lol

The pit stains were unfortunate but I didn't think Fergie was really that wild and crazy, neither was the hat. Not as subdued as maybe it could have been, but it really wasn't over the top. Apparently one of the person's she hugged off to the side was someone who was at her own wedding, a friend of her mother's.

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reply 273

10/12/2018

Excessive perspiration is common in some alcoholics.

I must be the only person who liked Fergie's hat, wings and all. But I agree with the poster in the last thread who said she must have stolen it from a gondolier.

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reply 274

10/12/2018

[quote]Bitch about them, but it seems like they've been very loving parents and their daughters love them a lot.

I can't disagree with that so I will just say Meagain Markle is yuck.

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reply 275

10/12/2018

R259 - Sarah Chatto was there. I saw a photograph of her in the background as the RF left by their side exit after the service.

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reply 276

10/12/2018

R252 = stalker ! (just kidding)

She lived in NYC for a while, she worked for an art auction company, paddle or something like that

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reply 277

10/12/2018

I missed the ceremony live today so managed to catch a few media snippets of the events. Someone mentioned it upthread but poor Lady Louise's dress got caught in a huge gust of wind and was lifted high enough to reveal her entire bum (dark underwear and pantyhose). This scene was caught by all the media and nothing published except for this front shot.

What you can't see is a near naked Louise on the other side.

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reply 278

10/12/2018

Sarah Chatto and Lord Snowden were there. Almost everybody was there, except Cowmilla. Would love to know the story there. The engagement thing was bullshit. Camilla is lazy at heart, she'd love nothing better than to scarf lunch and champers. It will come out. Curious to know.

Getty Images has pages of great images but won't embed as near as I can tell.

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reply 279

10/12/2018

Would it have killed Meghan to wear a color besides navy or black?

Eugenie has tendrils!!! Oh no, is this the new trend?

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reply 280

10/12/2018

It's funny, Will and Kate kept Charlotte and George far from Meghan & Co. at the wedding. It's like they were participating, but apart. As soon as George and Charlotte finished the procession they were collected and when the bride and groom walked down the aisle, they were safely with their parents. At Eugenie's wedding George and Charlotte were left with their fellow attendants and pages throughout the ceremony, and walked back down the aisle with them.

No excuses. Will and Kate did not want to leave their kids in some ante room with the Mulroney kids lest someone connected to Jessica Mulroney whip out a camera and take pics of the Mulroney kids with George and Charlotte so Jessica could post it on instagram with some coy allusion to future weddings. Not to worry when the kids are amongst family and trusted friends.

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reply 281

10/12/2018

I don't usually subscribe to theories, R281, but I buy that one complete, re. that Mulroney creature.

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reply 282

10/12/2018

I wonder if HM Queen will give Greville Emerald Kokoshnik Tiara, to Eugenie at some point?

It is a good match to the earrings Jack bought and it is a 'Personal' not 'Royal' jewel. A married woman needs a Tiara.

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reply 283

10/12/2018

R241 I think all of the exes get invited because it is considered low class to be fussed about things like that. Nothing is supposed to matter that much. OMG, drama? Emotion? It's just rubbing in how chill (to the point of cold) aristos are supposed to be.

OTOH, where royalty is involved everybody assumes that the non-royal ex feels like a discard. William's "known" exes (which, at his wedding, was basically Arabella Musgrove. Jecca Craig has never been established as more than a friend) all did well in the marriage department without William. Musgrove has some fantasy life, Craig's husband is adorable and they have a couple of young kids - both women were wealthy and wouldn't have gained much by marrying royal, not even status. I sometimes think among the aristos and very wealthy Brits being royal is kind of tacky and a joke. Being rich means status and you can do what you like. Cressida Bonas and Chelsey Davey have certainly benefited professionally from their relationship with Harry. When it comes to Cressida I think she has zero regrets, and, in fact, if she could have skipped the relationship with Harry and gone straight to benefiting from it afterwards, she would have. With Chelsey, I suspect she and Harry both have regrets but not of the "If only we had a second chance!" variety, because I think neither have changed much from who they were when they broke up, so it still wouldn't work. Part of me pictures a wedding between Chelsey and Harry though and *I* have regrets, since she seems to be adored by his family and the atmosphere would have been so different.

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reply 284

10/12/2018

So....James Middleton traded Scotland for Eugenie's wedding, and Camilla traded the wedding for.....Scotland? Seems like a good idea.......

-- DM Comment

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reply 285

10/12/2018

She’s such an asshole, trying to make sure everyone will wonder if she’s preggo.

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reply 286

10/12/2018

R285 One may take a train from Scotland to London, however there is no tube from Scotland to London, the tube is the London subway.

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reply 287

10/12/2018

R281, the difference is that George and Charlotte know their cousins Savannah and the rest much better and probably see them and play with them more often. They didn't really know the kids at Meghan and Harry's wedding that well and it was pretty obvius George was out of sorts that day because he was uncooperative and whiney, outing behind his father, and generally being a brat. Miss Charlotte OTOH, always gives a smile and a wave.

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reply 288

10/12/2018

"pouting behind his father"

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reply 289

10/12/2018

BBC subtitles goes W1A... compliment Eugenie on beautiful breasts...

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reply 290

10/12/2018

He was snapped on the "Inner Circle" line or something like that, r287.

"In his low-key appearance on Thursday, James was spotted lounging on a tube seat while engrossed in his mobile phone. The Duchess of Cambridge's younger brother, 31, was pictured on the London Underground travelling to South Kensington - just a stone's throw from his sister's home - on Thursday afternoon."

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reply 291

10/12/2018

R285 He is wearing socks with Top-Sider/Deck/Boat shoes in that pic.

James Middleton should be boiled alive in oil!

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reply 292

10/12/2018

A gust of wind blowing up to reveal tights and massive granny panties is not "nearly naked" and no one will print an upshot of a 14 year old child, you pervs.

Anyway, Eugenie looked beautiful. (Though she had the exact same hairstyle Meghan had for her wedding, dangling tendrils and all). Kate looked 250 years old. Meghan looked boring.

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reply 293

10/12/2018

I wonder if Harry is back to fucking his ex-gfs.

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reply 294

10/12/2018

[quote]Kate looked 250 years old.

Let's see your photo r293.

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reply 295

10/12/2018

The LOOK that says she wasn't invited.

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reply 296

10/12/2018

Fergie looks demented.

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reply 297

10/12/2018

Harry is besotted. It's so obvious . Nope. I will bet that if there is any infidelity among them, it will be Katherine who gets bored and seeks adventure.

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reply 298

10/12/2018

Sadly, there is video on the internets of Lady Louse from behind with her skirt lifted high from the wind.

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reply 299

10/12/2018

Not too sure he was fucking any of the gfs in the first place R294 .

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reply 300

10/12/2018

[quote]I wonder if HM Queen will give Greville Emerald Kokoshnik Tiara, to Eugenie at some point?

Doubtful. Why would she? Eugenie's life won't often call for tiaras. If it does, they share around. But the royals know you keep the collection as a collection.

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10/12/2018

Nah, R288, the difference is Will and Kate don't trust Meghan or her familiars as far as they can throw them and didn't want them exploited. It's not about the sensitivities of the wee ones.

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reply 302

10/12/2018

Home of Mrs. Ronnie Greville, of the tiara, and one of the most successful social climbers in history. Before the Duchess of Sussex came along, anyway.

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10/12/2018

I thought that was a little odd, R263. They were all inside the doorway together then she sort of shunted herself off to the corner before going to the side of the door again a little later. Given her condition she may have felt safer standing next to a wall.

Useless trivia: The clutch she was carrying belonged to her mother, who had carried it to her and Andrew’s wedding.

Then there was Jack’s little “whoo!” and fist-pump when he got into the car. Cute, but maybe granny was on to something.

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reply 304

10/12/2018

Did I see a bald patch on the groom ?

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reply 305

10/12/2018

LOL at the Kate sugars desperate to pretend their hero isn't a workshy imbecile who can barely get a sentence out and is good for nothing except popping out brats.

You do realise everyone here in the UK, certainly everyone in society, regards Kate as the ultimate in classless white trash gold-diggers, yes?

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reply 306

10/12/2018

There is no society.

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reply 307

10/12/2018

Well, at least she's good for that, R306.

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reply 308

10/12/2018

R248, the South will NOT rise again, so pipe down: it’s time for your Oxy.

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reply 309

10/12/2018

r109 Bea looks like Shreks wife in that pic

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reply 310

10/12/2018

Bald patches on grooms aren't unusual. The impending end of their youthful appeal on the meat market prods them down the aisle.

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reply 311

10/12/2018

That's what I saw and was referring to, r299. The part where her dress lifts up has been removed from the internet.

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reply 312

10/12/2018

[quote]Bea looks like Shreks wife in that pic

Is he single? Asking for a friend

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reply 313

10/12/2018

A bald patch is sign of virility

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reply 314

10/12/2018

How are Prince Pavlos and Prince Phillip related?

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reply 315

10/12/2018

Here we go, they do like to pop up every now and again like rabid dogs (don't you R309?).

Do the Meagain lickers message each other to come over here and post their rote?

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10/12/2018

DL, Do you think the groom was just nervous, shy, or something else? Considering his job, to appear uncomfortable in public seems a bit surprising. Then again, it appears that Eugenie makes more of the decisions of the pair. I did not like what Eugenie's new mother-in-law was wearing. She also seems to dominate her more retiring husband.

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reply 318

10/12/2018

Eugenie is not pretty like Kate or Meghan. Is she rich ?

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reply 319

10/12/2018

Collage of photos of kids going up the steps in blustery winds.

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reply 320

10/12/2018

R312 The Pics have been removed because the poster would be liable to charges relating to relating to distributing indecent images of children, rendering the poster with the possibility of a 9 year custodial sentence in gaol. Definitely on the Sex Offenders Register for Life.

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10/12/2018

R319, Many men are really attracted to super busty women with maternal/motherly figures. Look at Jack's mother wearing the loud, big flower print dress and then look at his new wife. Many marry a woman that reminds them of their mothers. Other men marry the complete opposite.

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10/12/2018

I just watched some HBO show about the Queen that was taped maybe a year and a half ago? Queen of the World. William mentions his third baby is due?

The Queen we saw today is much frailer than the Queen then. She is still amazing for her age but it is starting to catch up to her now.

I finally get how much she will be missed. I think the Royal Family might fall apart without her. The claws are already out.

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reply 323

10/12/2018

Love the sashes on the kids. Does anyone have a screenshot of the similar painting on the wedding booklet? Or a link to the painting the sashes reference?

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reply 324

10/12/2018

R319, I don't know where Jack was living before he got married but I'm sure he'll love his new upscale digs. Still a new home and the accompanying servants & acoutrements (sp) is apparently not enough of an incentive for Beatrice to get permanently paired up.

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reply 325

10/12/2018

It doesn't matter whether Eugenie is rich, it's about the connections and people the groom will meet and I'm sure he will soon be rich from all the biz deals he will be making. Heard he was a mere barman.

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reply 326

10/12/2018

[quote]I think the Royal Family might fall apart without her.

When the Queen and Philip are gone, it's going to feel mighty empty behind those castle walls. Lots of BRF members gone in relatively rapid succession (Margaret, the Queen Mother, Diana). I don't see how Charles can fill the Queen's shoes.

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reply 327

10/12/2018

[quote]barman

The press now refers to jack as a "wine merchant."

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reply 328

10/12/2018

R323 Unlike any other British Monarch we are watching HM Queen's decline Live on TV. It's something new for everybody. The 'Power Plays' began several years ago, Charles looks to be winning.

R327 The immediate Royal Family was much smaller in1952, The Queen managed, as will Charles.

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reply 329

10/12/2018

Hope he gives Fergie a generous family discount.

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reply 330

10/12/2018

Camilla will fill the Queen’s shoes just fine r327

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reply 331

10/12/2018

I'm stealing this from the original thread, for those who missed it.

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reply 332

10/12/2018

Any idea why the Beckhams were no show? Were they not invited? Not that they were missed but it was said to be a given they would be there.

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reply 333

10/12/2018

Bea really does look like Queen Victoria from the side.

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10/12/2018

[quote][R327] The immediate Royal Family was much smaller in1952, The Queen managed, as will Charles.

Philip: So, Charles did you tell Camilla we didn't have enough chairs in the pew to accommodate her?

Charles: Yes, Pa. She swallowed that one hook, line and sinker. I also told her there'd be no booze anywhere. Worked like a charm.

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reply 338

10/12/2018

Wow, I think Fergie was drunk. Check out the video R188 posted with the family members' arrivals. At 2:40 Fergie arrives and instead of heading up the stairs she runs over to the crowd and awkwardly embraces a couple there. Well, she seemed to run off half way through the second hug.

The photos of Fergie and Phil in their seats are the only photos that show them in the same frame. During the post-ceremony send-off, someone was obviously in charge of keeping them separated from each other.

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reply 339

10/12/2018

Did Fergie bring a date ?

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reply 340

10/12/2018

The dress was too bulky, made her back look huge and the whole showing the scar thing was tacky as hell.

Fergie was pissed as a fart, threw herself out of the car, hurtled across the road to greet some startled onlookers before being ushered up the stairs by a stressed Bea. Poor Bea had to spend 99% of the wedding babysitting her mum, at one point almost forcing Fergie to look down at the programme because the silly cow kept making faces at the people sitting opposite.

The groom spent the entire wedding looking as if he was going to faint. He was wobbling, sweating, clasping his hands together. At one point he couldn't fit the ring over Eugenie's thick knuckle.

Robbie Williams came wandering down the path, clutching at his poor drab of a mother in law and his anorexic wife. MIL hat flew off and Williams just stood there like a prick. Anorexic wife wore white. To top if off, Williams chewed gum loudly throughout the ceremony. Classy.

Kate Moss, threw shade at the bride in full view of the cameras. Couldn't keep the sneer off her puss. She was probably wondering what the hell she and her homely daughter were doing there.

Prince Andrew terrorised the little flower girls and the boys by virtually pushing them off the ridiculous train. He followed this up by almost standing on top of his daughter during the ceremony. He ignored Fergie, who looked like she was going to cry, and usurped Bea's role as Matron of Honour by throwing Eugenie into the carriage,, after the ceremony.

Prince George amused himself by continuously picking his nose and eating it's contents.

Cara Delvigne decided to turn up dressed like the Artful Dodger. She completed her look with a toothpick shoved into her gob. She did this, knowing that she would make headlines and take attention away from the bride. Lovely.

Finally, all the guests decided to ignore the bride and groom's request for privacy by posting to Instagram incessantly at the reception. Demi Moore slithering up a staircase, the loathsome Delvigne clan, passed out in a room, Robbie and his wife aping for the camera, it goes on and on. The whole thing was a trashtastic mess. I am amazed that anyone could think it was better than Harry and Meg's efforts.

Hilariously, despite Andrew's obvious intentions. The palace has just announced no titles will be given to the newlyweds. Perfect!

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reply 341

10/12/2018

Eugenie visibly lost weight for the wedding so the ring incident was probably just Jack's nerves.

He's always wanted to work in the hospitality industry, once telling the DM that his dream is to own a chain of pubs. He was indeed once a barman but his current job title is Brand Ambassador of Casamigos tequila, ie, a glorified salesman but probably exceolent at it. Many people were expecting the Clooneys to be there because Clooney founded the company but Clooney sold it to one of the big liquor conglomerates last year for a billion dollars.

Don't underestimate him. He's smart, tall, handsome, ambitious and grew up in society and aristo circles. He's also universally liked in those circles. Very charming guy.

R341, I was going to make the same comment about Carla and The Artful Dodger just as yours popped up!

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reply 342

10/12/2018

Why is everyone so excited over a second rate royal ?

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reply 343

10/12/2018

Here’s a video of the ring moment referenced by R337. And if you missed the curtesy, that video is near the end of the article. The Queen looks a bit out of it.

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reply 344

10/12/2018

If Eugenie had married a billionaire or the King of another country, I bet you wouldn't be saying that r343.

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reply 345

10/12/2018

R345 Beggars can’t be choosers

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reply 346

10/12/2018

Before you cunt me out — “curtsy”

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reply 347

10/12/2018

I didn't know Lady Louise had gotten her eye fixed.

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reply 348

10/12/2018

Is Queen Charlotte the youngest person ever to receive the title "DL Fave"? It seems clear she's won it.

The York girls have obviously acquired a new stylist, who is perfection for them and should be retained at all costs (and loaned to Sparkle). For my money the best-dressed guest was Robbie Williams's wife. Very elegant, very understated, and one of the few women who didn't need to clutch at her outfit in the high wind.

Someone asked whether Eugenie had a veil but discarded it because of the weather. The commentary I heard said she had deliberately chosen not to have one so as to show off the scar on her back (all the docotrs and nurses from that event were seated in the inner quire with the families). However, the coach the couple left in was meant to be open, and that was changed at the last minute because of the wind.

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reply 349

10/12/2018

And, of course, we get video of the curtsy & bow.

Which was mysteriously not photographed for the Sparkle & Dim wedding.

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reply 350

10/12/2018

The Queen looks pretty good here r344.

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reply 351

10/12/2018

Has anyone read anything official about how she will be styled now? I'm sure it will be something along the lines of HRH Princess Beatrice Mrs. Jack Brooksbank but I haven't seen anything in the past couple of days.

She hasn't given up her title but Jack himself declined being given a courtesy title.

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reply 352

10/12/2018

So who cried?

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reply 353

10/12/2018

Bea looked better than she ever has before. The royal blue color suits her. I also liked her hair and makeup.

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reply 354

10/12/2018

R352 here. I was certainly wrong that she will still be titled HRH Princess Beatrice since that's her fucking sister and I must be getting fucking drunk.

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reply 355

10/12/2018

Who's the vision standing on the left, in the pink mini, overprocessed hair and stripper heels?

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reply 356

10/12/2018

Not sure if this has been posted, from Royal Central, The Day in Pictures.

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reply 357

10/12/2018

R333, the story is that one of PH's friends had known MM in her yachting capacity and there was some awkwardness when he assumed Harry wanted the same experience. That friend was said to be Tom Inskip.

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reply 358

10/12/2018

Is it ‘cos I is black?

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reply 359

10/12/2018

I hoped Charles would walk Sparkle down the aisle again for old times' sake.

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reply 360

10/12/2018

Yup, I posted the same photo r357.

-- r239

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reply 361

10/12/2018

[quote]Who's the vision standing on the left, in the pink mini, overprocessed hair and stripper heels?

That would be Jack's ex.

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reply 362

10/12/2018

For real? Damn, I would NEVER let his ex attend my wedding. fuck that!

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reply 363

10/12/2018

[quote]I hoped Charles would walk Sparkle down the aisle again for old times' sake.

Camilla onto her 2nd bottle of Glenfiddich.

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reply 364

10/12/2018

Re: QEII: From one's 80s to inside 90s is a HUGE physical distance. Pushing a century is way beyond average, so the body's systems are accelerating in break-down.

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reply 365

10/12/2018

I had hoped Camilla would suddenly crash the wedding, storming up the aisle followed by hundreds of her most cherished Scottish children.

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reply 366

10/12/2018

Perhaps the RF has convinced Charles that Camilla can never be Queen and so she’s boycotting.

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reply 367

10/12/2018

Couldn’t Beatrice have lost some weight for the big day?

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reply 368

10/12/2018

Someone asked aboout their titles:

"Buckingham Palace has not announced any new titles for Princess Eugenie and her new husband today, meaning they will go by the names of Mr and Mrs Brooksbank."

--DM

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reply 369

10/12/2018

From Princess Eugenie to Mrs. Brooksbank?

Good heavens!

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reply 370

10/12/2018

"I have known strange errors to occur in that publication."

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reply 371

10/12/2018

Under the most formal of circumstances, they should probably be announced as "Her Royal Highness Princess Beatrice of York and Mr. Jack Brookbank."

I don't think either of them give a damn.

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reply 372

10/12/2018

What is this strange new practice of omitting the periods after Mr and Mrs? I'm seeing it a lot these days.

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reply 373

10/12/2018

Mr, that's a old practice.

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reply 374

10/12/2018

Fergie is SUCH a mess; I adore her.

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reply 375

10/12/2018

Well, I'm an old man but it doesn't seem right.

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reply 376

10/12/2018

Fergie was just as out of it at Harry and M's wedding but no one seemed to notice or comment on it. But they sure are now.

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reply 377

10/12/2018

Megan loves the camera!

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reply 378

10/12/2018

Princess Eugenie of York, not Beatrice!!!! I don't know why I keep mixing them up but will retire to my eldergay bed now.

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reply 379

10/12/2018

Fergie never disappoints. I feel bad for her but don't see her as a victim here. It was her moment to shine but she looked atrocious. Honestly, how hard can it be to buy a suit or dress and a matching hat? Fergie is certainly aware that she is overweight, so why wouldn't she know how to choose fabrics and styles that conceal rather than showcase her weight? She must know her chest is sun-damaged, why show it off? She has seen how her girls have been ridiculed for outlandish hats, couldn't she have made a better choice? If I were her, I would study pics of Princess Michael and choose accordingly. Now there is a woman who knows how to dress elegantly.

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reply 380

10/12/2018

[quote]Perhaps the RF has convinced Charles that Camilla can never be Queen and so she’s boycotting.

She probably asked the Queen to borrow that Russian styled tiara for the occasion and after the old biddy told her "No, Eugenie's going to wear that," Cammie stamped her foot and ran away to Scotland.

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reply 381

10/12/2018

I think being frumpy is a privilege of the aristocracy, and Fergs is indulging.

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reply 382

10/12/2018

Frumpy is one thing but we have had antiperspirants, including prescription strengths, not to mention dress shields, for decades now. Beyond excusable for a formal occasion.

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reply 383

10/12/2018

The thing I've enjoyed most about this thread are all the Cam pics, and accompanying comments. Thanks for the laughs.

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reply 384

10/12/2018

more pictures

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reply 385

10/12/2018

more pictures of how the wind affected the guests and their clothing.

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reply 386

10/12/2018

Are Eugenie and Beatrice royal trash? Too many common B and C list stars and people picked up from bars. Beatrice will outdo the junk invitation list. Camilla will sitcthat one out too.

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reply 387

10/12/2018

I break wind in their general direction.

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reply 388

10/12/2018

So is Jack now styled as HRH Prince Eugenie of York?

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reply 389

10/12/2018

It was fine. More than fine for a royal occasion which are usually quite boring anyway. Bride presented herself on her wedding day more presentably than in her entire life and even quite lovely, bride and groom both seemed genuinely fond of each other and generally unpretentious. Of course you had to sit through the Royal rigamarole but what did anyone expect? Happy for them both and a good day for the BRF, who could use a few more of those.

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reply 390

10/12/2018

R387, I really was wondering how some of the models/celebs got an invite. What was Ricky Martin's connection? Cara D's?

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reply 391

10/12/2018

Considering that all the Delevigne sisters were among the guests, they must all belong to the same circle of socialites.

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reply 392

10/12/2018

R391 The Daily Fail explained how they knew some of the guests. A impressive number were met in bars and watering holes. Sharon Osborne figured somewhere.

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reply 393

10/12/2018

Ricky Martin's husband is an artist, and the bride is kind of in the art world -- maybe she met him in NY when she worked there?

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reply 394

10/12/2018

I. don’t know why everyone is so besotted with Fergie . Her hat belonged to Ascot not a royal wedding and her clothes also ! She was looking like a freak and drunk at the same time . Never been a fan of her . Tacky woman

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reply 395

10/12/2018

I was really rooting for Fergie. I can't understand why no one restrained her. Sadly, her wedding appearance will go down as one of Fergie's Greatest Hits.

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reply 396

10/12/2018

Now I can finally see Charles in Harry, the man has definitely lost his looks

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reply 397

10/12/2018

Beatrice must be shitting bricks about now.

The dysfunctional mess that was/is Andrew and Fergie has weighed heavily on the two daughters who acted like surrogate parents/babysitters to their two empty, entitled, narcissistic parents.

Eugenie has now escaped that role by marrying. She will always love her parents but it won't be the same as before especially when she becomes a mother herself.

Beatrice will feel enormous pressure to take on the caretaker role all by herself. I wouldn't be surprised if she drinks herself or if she never marries in future.

Before you say I'm crazy just remember a cardinal rule -- narcissists devour their young -- even in the name of love.

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reply 398

10/12/2018

Pick us a winner, Georgie!

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reply 399

10/13/2018

And you, too, Maud Windsor!

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reply 400

10/13/2018

George looks hungrily for Maud's booger.

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reply 401

10/13/2018

R398, That's actually very poignant.

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reply 402

10/13/2018

It's already Saturday morning in England and I wonder how many times Fergie has called or texted Eugenie pestering her daughter about how she's doing.

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reply 403

10/13/2018

WTF with Harry’s hair? It’s growing all down the back of his neck. Get a haircut, dickhead!

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reply 404

10/13/2018

Demi Moore did look rather witchy. Maybe it's the long, dank hair.

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reply 405

10/13/2018

Here's the Mark Bradford painting that was in the attendants sashes and bows and on the back of the wedding program.

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reply 406

10/13/2018

Thanks r406. Very appealing.

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reply 407

10/13/2018

[quote] It's already Saturday morning in England and I wonder how many times Fergie has called or texted Eugenie pestering her daughter about how she's doing.

You think Eugenie has told her if her maidenhead has been broken?

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reply 408

10/13/2018

Exactly r380. There no reason why Fergie should have worn a dress too tight and with static cling and a ridiculous hat. She should have looked to the way Camilla or Princess Michael dress for these things. Pastels, plenty of room in the cut of the jackets, hats with some interest. The green was a good attempt at color, but somehow didn’t hit the mark. I think because the dress was straining at the seams. It just didn’t seem like the sort of outfit that announced “I’m back in the royal fold!”

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reply 409

10/13/2018

R409, and don't forget her sweaty armpits!

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reply 410

10/13/2018

Camilla can probably avoid the Yorks again until Christmas at Sandringham. That should be interesting.

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reply 411

10/13/2018

Do you think Camilla sent a wedding present though? Is sending presents a BRF thing?

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reply 412

10/13/2018

I notice at these events The Queen always walks out with the archbishop. They walk in tandem, and seem to chat as equals. We know The Queen is profoundly religious, but isn’t she still higher ranking than the bishops of the church? One would expect them to walk the way Philip walks, behind her.

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reply 413

10/13/2018

Fergie looked cheap. Cheap and trashy. I can't imagine a single news account that will say anything nice abut her fashion choice. The thing is, if they were hoping for her to be low key at this event she was so conspicuously low key it called attention to her and the bizarre way Andrew took over. Beatrice has been referred to repeatedly as the maid of honor to her sister, yet she was not dressed in bridal attendant attire, and she did no attending. None. Her father was de facto Maid of honor. Hard for me to guess which came first, Fergie's drunkenness then the shunning, or the shunning = drunkenness. Fergie was Eugenie's Black Jack Bouvier.

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reply 414

10/13/2018

[quote]Why was Beatrice such a workshy maid of honour? How Andrew and the best man were left to assist Eugenie with her dress while her sister was tasked with tending to Fergie

[quote]Prince and best man had to adjust train on Eugenie's Peter Pilotto dress Lady Louise Windsor, 14, had to battle up steps with bridesmaids and page boys

[quote]Lady Louise was seen taking a hands of role with the bridesmaids and pageboys as she tried to help them up the stairs as the wind knocked a few of the children over. The teenager certainly had her hands full as she had to scoop the children up of the ground and escort them into St George's chapel.

[quote]Eugenie was left to fend for herself on several occasions throughout the day, and her father Prince Andrew and new husband Jack Brooksbank had to help her navigate her dress in and out of vehicles.

Poor Lady Louise! What a damning article!

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reply 415

10/13/2018

A question for the fraus. When the younger sister marries before the older one is there tension because of that?

Beatrice was dating some loser for years and then got dumped. She seems lost and probably fears spinsterhood and being her mother's emotional crutch.

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reply 416

10/13/2018

R341 How was Scotland, Camilla?

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reply 417

10/13/2018

R352 He didn't decline a courtesy title, one wasn't going to be forthcoming. Andy's probably desperately trying to have the York title passed to Bea, a la with the Mountbatten earldom. He would have been pushing his luck to ask for an earldom or dukedom for the new couple.

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reply 418

10/13/2018

The more I consider it is the more I draw the final conclusion that Camilla was NOT invited to the wedding, and I think it was an intentional slight in direct relation to Fergie not being invited to the 2011 wedding of the Cambridges. Everything is the same concerning the uninvited: Sarah had to go to Thailand so she wouldn't be in London at the time, and Camilla had to go to Scotland. Everything is protocol with these folks even down to their seating in the church from most important to least - even their ARRIVALS are staged according to protocol. Camilla red lined Fergie in 2011, so Fergie and family red lined Camilla yesterday. Memory serving, there was even some friction between the Queen and Camilla in 2011 because Camilla supported the idea of everyone going by car TO Westminster as the Queen wanted to observe tradition by using horse and coach both to and from WA. Camilla's stepping on toes in 2011 resulted in her foot being trampled yesterday. THOSE WHACKY WINDSORS!

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reply 419

10/13/2018

That theory is ridiculous.

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reply 420

10/13/2018

R405, Thank you for your post. It looks better as a sash than as a painting IMHO. Then again, I prefer Monet.

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reply 421

10/13/2018

I'm still in Scotland, r417, hosting a boozy house party at Birkhall with Chas.. Having such a hoot about family politics and perceived slights. Marvellous. Simply divine.

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reply 422

10/13/2018

R416 Worse, they dated for a decade, then he dumped her and was engaged less than a year later. Bea will have been crushed but I doubt it caused tensions between the sisters. They seem like loving siblings.

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reply 423

10/13/2018

A theory on Camilla not going to the wedding: A friend said: “The truth is that she’s not that close to the Yorks and she also thinks the wedding has become too large and tacky.

“The Duchess is quite a down-to-earth person and she can’t believe it’s necessary for Eugenie to invite 850 guests and have a carriage ride through the streets of Windsor.

“It’s hard to see her turning down the invitation as anything other than a snub but she insists she has another social event which she must be at.”

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reply 424

10/13/2018

PEOPLE,PEOPLE,WELL ANYWAY MOST OF YOU ARE. THE REAL REASON HORSEFACE WAS NOT AT THE WEDDING...

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reply 425

10/13/2018

R424, that’s an excuse.

Harry’s over-the-top wedding to a divorced American whack-tress (one he dated for just above a year) with a trashy tabloid-loving Family was the epitome of tacky, but Camilla was there.

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reply 426

10/13/2018

Maybe THAT wedding was the one that decided her never to do it again, R426.

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reply 427

10/13/2018

Yeah, no. Camilla is just an asshole.

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reply 428

10/13/2018

I doubt anyone missed Camilla, including Charles.

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reply 429

10/13/2018

Harry is Charle's son and Camilla's step son, and you can be sure whatever Harry Meghan and Charles wanted they got. Charles was all about being supportive as were his mother his wife his sister and Edward & Sophie. If Andrew was at all jealous,which he clearly was, then fuck it. He and Fergie probably bond over their shared animosity towards Charles & Camilla. They wanted to outdo them

I agree with Camilla. Given Eugenie's "place" it was rather over the top. Those 850 guests had to be paid for accommodated, entertained. The Queen hosted them, then the after party in the evening, etc. so it was a mess.. And it's also kind of absurd that anyone would think Camilla wasn't invited. The bride would never snub Camilla. And she is Prince Charles' wife. Her invitation is a given.

I believe there is rancor between the two brothers and part of it is Andrew's nasty personality, and the rest is jealousy on his part. Charles comes first. Those are the rules. The age gap between Charles and Andrew, coupled with the Queen's personal sense of duty back in those d ays, required her to place more burden on Charles from the start, and then later she coddled Andrew and Edward.

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reply 430

10/13/2018

Andrew and Fergie are well matched. Typical really of people who can't afford all the splash but insist on it anyway. The Queen had to pay for not just her own wedding breakfast for 850 people, but probably picked up some other costs we will never know about. Andrew has no pride when it comes to putting the Queen in anawkward position. He's right to worry. The gravy days are almost at an end.

Bea is going to wind up like her ancestress, Princess Victoria of Wales, who never married and tended after her mother as her companion for the rest of her life.

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reply 435

10/13/2018

When I looked at the video of the page boy Louis falling on the steps, I see how it happened - everyone was holding hands, with Louis between Charlotte and Lady Louise. Then Charlotte turned to wave to the crowd and accidentally pulled the child she was holding hands with, Louis.He lost his grip on her, and then lost his grip on Louise, and then he fell on the steps.

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reply 436

10/13/2018

Will someone tell Camilla she's needs a new hairstyle please?

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reply 437

10/13/2018

Very hard to understand how Fergie, with her aristocratic background and lifelong exposure to the RF, is so clueless. Even Doria Ragland, the yoga instructor with dreadlocks and a nose ring, managed to appear in a lovely, appropriate MotB outfit. Although Camilla is one of the least attractive women around, her clothes for official events are stunning.

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reply 438

10/13/2018

Because Fergie, at heart, is a Labrador Retriever. You can train them and some will behave as trained at all times, but most cannot fight nature, which is friendly, outgoing, and high-spirited. Fergie really is a lab. She can't help herself.

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reply 439

10/13/2018

R437, she's still channeling that Farrah Fawcett hairdo from back in the days when she first got Charles to be her tampon.

If it works, why change it?

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reply 440

10/13/2018

R250 - Then so are quite a few other people who noticed the unmistakable whiff of "Is she pregnant?" from the way she wore the coat. The papers picked it up.

Because, as we all know, it would never in a donkey's age occur to this former D-Lister Desperate to be an A-Lister to make the most of any public occasion, even if it really isn't about her.

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reply 441

10/13/2018

R439 - I agree. She was, characterologically, simply unfit for royal life. Of course, Diana appeared to be far more "in the mold" but she turned out to be a disaster, too.

Leave it to the middle-class Home Counties girl to realise what's at stake and figure out that keeping her mouth shut, her clothes British, and her womb fertile was the way to go.

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reply 442

10/13/2018

I agree with you about the dog part, R439, although I don't like the Lab comparison since I love Labs.

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reply 443

10/13/2018

No one has mentioned the beautiful and very deep curtsey Eugenie made to the Queen upon leaving the altar for the walk back up the aisle.

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reply 444

10/13/2018

The more you read about it though, you the more you realize royal life actually sucks now. Obviously you don't have to worry about paying the bills ever but deference is dead, between the media and the internet you're under brutal scrutiny, any time you live like you have money you catch hell... it would be hard to find a wife. William was lucky in Kate. Whatever her reasons she gets it. Harry probably not. Meagain plainly married the money not the job.

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reply 445

10/13/2018

[QUOTE] Very hard to understand how Fergie, with her aristocratic background and lifelong exposure to the RF, is so clueless. Even Doria Ragland, the yoga instructor with dreadlocks and a nose ring, managed to appear in a lovely, appropriate MotB outfit.

This. I totally agree. Fergie was raised country gentry, she used to mingle with the royal family on the polo fields as a small child, she used to play with Andrew. She descended from Peers on both sides of her family. She knows the royal life and what’s expected of her. Yet she keeps blowing it, every chance she gets. Hopeless!

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reply 446

10/13/2018

R444 - She has been doing this most of her life, she is has a lot of practice.

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reply 447

10/13/2018

R430, Well Randy Andy and Fergie ,sure DID outdo Charles, Harry and Sparkle. This Wedding was befitting a BRF. ELEGANCE,class and pomp. The Bride's Father walked her down the Isle, not find a replacement for a white Trash Black Jack. At Sparkles wedding, I Half expected the black lady "nurses" in White, to patrol the Chapel. In case Elton or anyone else got the vapors.

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reply 448

10/13/2018

[quote]Beatrice will feel enormous pressure to take on the caretaker role all by herself. I wouldn't be surprised if she drinks herself or if she never marries in future.

My sense as well. Won't marry. I was watching her interactions with Fergie and the rest of the day's events. It is not PC to make such remarks - but has anyone noticed Bea is somewhat "distracted" generally speaking?

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reply 449

10/13/2018

I agree R445 but several lesser members of the RF manage to live privileged lives and don't attract any attention from the media. Fergie and her spawn cannot hold themselves back.

If I was a minor member of the RF, I'd pursue my hobbies, cash my checks and never speak publicly. If I wanted to support a charity there are many ways to do that quietly.

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reply 450

10/13/2018

The Wessexes have managed to avoid scrutiny and negative publicity for quite awhile now, although their awkward teen daughter may be in for some criticism. We never hear anything about the Phillipses, apart from the comments about their daughter's behaviour at PH's wedding and later. Zara and Mike Tindall seem to be extremely popular.

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reply 451

10/13/2018

Why would people criticize Louise tho?

She's an average 14 years old girl, nothing to see here.

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reply 452

10/13/2018

I think she has lovely eyes.

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reply 453

10/13/2018

Contempt.

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reply 454

10/13/2018

R454 Barf, she's so fake. Worst actress ever.

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reply 455

10/13/2018

I think most people draw a distinction between working and titled members of the Royal Family and relations of the sovereign. So the Phillipses and the Tindalls, for example, go about their lives and may or may not attend events like the balcony appearance for the Trooping of the Colour or church services but in those contexts they attend due to their personal relationship to the sovereign, not as representatives of the State. That's the problem for Eug and Bugs... their parents tried to position them to straddle two worlds and it doesn't work. They're too far down the line to justify it in this day and age but back then when they were born the only person who saw the future clearly was Princess Anne, hence her decision to decline titles for her kids. I suspect you will see the same thing for William and Kate's grandchildren, bar the line of the heir. I bet even Harry is smart enough to title his children, should he remarry a woman capable of bearing children, as children of a Duke.

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reply 456

10/13/2018

I, for one, have never devoted the brain cells to being able to distinguish Beatrice from Eugenie, and I don’t intend to start now.

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reply 457

10/13/2018

Beatrice is the more bug-eyed, uglier one.

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reply 458

10/13/2018

They have teeth like Mr. Ed.

Why?

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reply 459

10/13/2018

[quote]the only person who saw the future clearly was Princess Anne, hence her decision to decline titles for her kids.

Anne saw there was money $$$ to be made without titles. Zara is getting a nice tidy sum from her "sporting" endorsements.

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reply 460

10/13/2018

I happen to be in London and started to watch the wedding. What I haven't seen reported (unless I missed it somehow, but thought DL would pick it up) was when the children were let out of the car and up the steps, the women in the blue dress had problems keeping her dress from flying up. She wasn't successful. For a very brief moment when she was at the wind caught her dress and you could see her panties. I was watching live so maybe it was edited somehow. Did anyone else see this?

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reply 461

10/13/2018

Whatever she saw, she extracted her kids from the royal rigamarole and set them on a path for the best of both worlds.

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reply 462

10/13/2018

[quote]I happen to be in London and started to watch the wedding. What I haven't seen reported (unless I missed it somehow, but thought DL would pick it up) was when the children were let out of the car and up the steps, the women in the blue dress had problems keeping her dress from flying up. She wasn't successful. For a very brief moment when she was at the wind caught her dress and you could see her panties. I was watching live so maybe it was edited somehow. Did anyone else see this?

I mentioned this a few hours ago, r461. Read previous posts.

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reply 463

10/13/2018

Eugenie has knocked Nutmeg and Kate off the front page of Hello.

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reply 464

10/13/2018

R461 I feel awful for Louise. Sophie needed to have locked her daughter's dress down. The forecast was for rain and wind. No one was underestimating the wind either, it was a named storm with 'risk to life' warnings FFS. But she sent that girl out in that short and flimsy piece of cotton poly dress without granny's famous dress weights. She was wrangling those page boys and flower girls, she wasn't going to have her hands free to hold down her skirt.

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reply 465

10/13/2018

The bride and groom from the back. Personally, I liked the dress except the neckline and the back (too much material). It took me awhile to like the tiara because I think it's more suitable for a state banquet than a wedding. It is a standout piece of jewellery.

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reply 466

10/13/2018

Thank you, r458, but “York Girl” has always been sufficient identification for me.

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reply 467

10/13/2018

R461 those black Spanx that look like shorts would have been a good idea under her dress in this case for the 14 year old girl. Not her fault and I saw the live version, however it is scrubbed from the internet out of respect for her.

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reply 468

10/13/2018

Charlotte clutches her pearls about three seconds before the video ends, scorning, no doubt, the badly behaved Phillips girls.

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reply 469

10/13/2018

I must be the only one who thought that "cyclops" tiara looked better suited for a Star Trek or Disney Princess show.

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reply 470

10/13/2018

This is a lovely shot. Particularly look at the expressions on the faces of Fergie and Beatrice. They are both genuinely happy for Eugenie.

Whatever else is wrong with the York quartet, I think they all wanted Eugenie to have a great wedding.

If the Eugenie & Jack wedding had occurred first, as was originally planned, there would have been a lot more attention as it would have been the first royal wedding in some years.

Since Eugenie had to postpone her wedding for the Sparkle & Dim event, less attention was paid to the wedding of the Queen's granddaughter.

Eugenie looked great and both the bride and groom looked genuinely happy and aware of what they were doing.

Unlike the other duo where questions were raised about their awareness.

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reply 471

10/13/2018

I would have been pissed if I had to postpone my wedding because of Dim and Clingon.

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reply 472

10/13/2018

Lord Frederick's wife Sophie with their flower girl daughter Maud. She attends the same school as Prince George.

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reply 473

10/13/2018

Eugenie's bouquet has been left at the Grave of The Unknown Warrier (eg. tomb of the unknown soldier) at Westminster Abbey. It's a tradition began by the Queen Mother.

If you click on the post, it shows another photo of the bouquet. How small it looks compared to the tomb.

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reply 474

10/13/2018

Camilla was not invited.

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reply 475

10/13/2018

Why on earth wouldn't they fix this child's teeth?

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reply 476

10/13/2018

A radiant Eugenie.

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reply 477

10/13/2018

Jack may be a tequila peddler, but his father is old Etonian and Jack went to Stowe - so Jack grew up with the wealthy elite and aristos. His family are descended from a line of baronets. Eugenie married a fellow from her social milieu.

" Through the Earls of Leicester, the Brooksbank family is descended from both King Edward III and King James II.[4][5][6] Jack Brooksbank and Princess Eugenie are third cousins twice removed, both being descended from Thomas Coke, 2nd Earl of Leicester (1822–1909)"

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reply 478

10/13/2018

A lovely photo of the bride.

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reply 479

10/13/2018

They should have made Lady Louise wear a pair of bloomers.

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reply 480

10/13/2018

R476 They had to fix her eye first. Teeth are next on the agenda I'm sure.

R478 Didn't know this. Jack must be a dull tool indeed. Not going to Eton when you have legacy means one thing...couldn't come close to passing the entrance exam.

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reply 481

10/13/2018

Eugenie and Jack met in Verbier, Switzerland on a skiing holiday, that tells you right there they moved in the same set.

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reply 482

10/13/2018

R481 Jack seems sweet, but his IQ may be even lower than Hazza's - Jack didn't even go to uni.

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reply 483

10/13/2018

The bride and groom during the ceremony. I think Eugenie made a good decision about wearing no veil. A veil would have been lost in the heavy loads of fabric in the train.

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reply 484

10/13/2018

R481 I imagine it’s frightfully expensive.

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reply 485

10/13/2018

R485 Jack went to Stowe which is about $25,000/year

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reply 486

10/13/2018

Stowe is as well regarded as Harrow or Eton and if you weren't a poser you would have never as posted otherwise.

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reply 487

10/13/2018

Fergie looks good here.

Before the evening party with her described "glam squad".

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reply 488

10/13/2018

What is that woman"s fetish for shiny green dresses?

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reply 489

10/13/2018

R488 - Who are you kidding? Are you trying to convince yourself or others?

I haven't seen Fergie look good for years. She's had bad cosmetic surgery, her skin looks like leather from too much sun. She drinks and eats too much which we all can see from her body shape.

R489 - the color green is one of the best colors for redheads.

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reply 490

10/13/2018

R487 No it's not. Stowe would like to think it is and I'm sure the literature says so but it's not. Stowe doesn't produce PMs like Eton and Harrow and it doesn't churn out leaders in their fields like Eton and Harrow. But nice try.

And it's especially not as well regarded if your father is an Old Etonian.

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reply 491

10/13/2018

Wow! This girl sure knows how to curtsey.

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reply 492

10/13/2018

And Jack basically has a fancy pants equivalent of a HS diploma. A true member of the idle rich - vacationing across the world in between bartending; he is a great match for Eugenie who lives a similar lifestyle. And now they get a nice (free?) pad at KP.

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reply 493

10/13/2018

Camilla is checking out old folks homes in Scotland. And her future friends.

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reply 494

10/13/2018

Amal Clooney did not attend because she had better things to do. She was too busy taking a shot at the Orange Buffoon at a women's conference.

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reply 495

10/13/2018

So it was too much trouble for Camilla to sit on a chair in a church for an hour for a"family" wedding? In the presence of her MIL 92 year old Queen Elizabeth?

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reply 496

10/13/2018

I was surprised and disappointed that Eugenie's godfather the very sexy and gorgeous James ogilvy son of Princess Alexandra was not there.

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reply 497

10/13/2018

Eugenie was tutored by the best curtsier in town, Princess Anne.

I am sure Elizabeth Regina II reprimanded her daughter for making a spectacle in front of this divorced, anorectic whore, treating her as thought she was Queen Isabella of Castile.

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reply 498

10/13/2018

Do the residents at KP have any common spaces where they mingle? A dining hall, perhaps. Or a gym or pool?

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reply 499

10/13/2018

"We have your mother's head mounted in my husband's study. Such great interior decor these wild animals make!"

-- Excerpt from Camilla's speech to Scottish schoolchildren.

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reply 500

10/13/2018

I still find that photo disturbing, r498. Every single time I see it.

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reply 501

10/13/2018

This wedding (through this thread) took my mind off politics for a few days. If only there could be more royal weddings while he is in the WH...

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reply 502

10/13/2018

What I find disturbing is Queen Letizia's underweight body, R348.

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reply 503

10/13/2018

Has anybody seen an actual of Camilla in the last week or so? Maybe she's in rehab or someplace scandalous for a Royal.? They all drink several times daily. I can't see how they don't get addicted.

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reply 504

10/13/2018

I Love Sarah, Duchess of York. She has personality and pizzazz. and it's refreshing to see her so expressive at her daughter's wedding. Sarah looked beautiful at the wedding. I loved her dress and hat, very elegant.

Eugenie looked radiant. Loved the dress and tiara. Eugenie's dress was far more beautiful than either of the wedding dresses worn by Kate and Meghan.

Camilla not showing up was a disgrace. I read a while back that ironically Camilla and Sarah were friends or at least friendly, and Camilla has been often responsible for Sarah returning to the royal fold since she has wanted to bury the bad blood between Sarah and Charles. However, it appears that Camilla was embarrassed to appear since Sarah and Diana were lifelong friends, and Camilla is at the root of family animosity. Camilla should have risen above it all, been respectful to Sarah and Andrew and shown kindness toward Eugenie. Camilla being a no-show and appeared at an elementary school in Scotland was bullshit and could have been rescheduled no matter how long ago it was planned. Eugenie's wedding was announced in January. Camilla is a cunt. But I still love Sarah. Great to see her so happy at the wedding.

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reply 505

10/13/2018

Next royal wedding: Sarah and Andrew remarry. It's gonna happen.

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reply 506

10/13/2018

Who was the young woman Andrew went horse riding with this morning? To clear his head or some stupid headline.

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reply 507

10/13/2018

I think Camilla's standing will be damaged by this. It doesn't pass the smell test, no matter what they said.

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reply 508

10/13/2018

Something was definitely up with Camilla's absence from the wedding. She claims she was committed to visiting students at a school. The wedding date was known for 8 months, a date supposedly chosen after made after she made the commitment to the school. It's bull shit to think she couldn't have rescheduled a measly visit to a school for a wedding, especially with that much advance notice.

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reply 509

10/13/2018

1. Sarah is a drunk with poor impulse control and little social awareness. She has been a constant source of embarrassment to her ex-husband, the RF and the UK. To wit: she is now a spokeswoman for a brand of "diet pizza and pasta".

2. Sarah looked grotesque at her daughter's wedding. Her dress and hat looked like a cheap Halloween costume.

3. Sarah and Diana had a huge, permanent falling out because Sarah revealed private information.

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reply 510

10/13/2018

[quote][R481] Jack seems sweet, but his IQ may be even lower than Hazza's

The bottom of the scale stops at Hazza.

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reply 511

10/13/2018

The DM has the best comments

"Eugenie should have said "b u g g er off you old bat, it's 2018", then Harry jumps up and starts breakdancing and Wills starts beatboxing because they are such modern young royals."

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reply 512

10/13/2018

[quote]Who was the young woman Andrew went horse riding with this morning? To clear his head or some stupid headline.

Andrew is just milking the wedding and got his headline riding a horse on Windsor property. TTo show he is Upper Tier Royal doing upper tier activities like riding horses. And to show he is indeed very singe and not tied to the redhead.

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reply 513

10/13/2018

If other members of the Royal Family can show up at the wedding then Camilla could have as well.

Why would she be scheduled months in advance but Anne (the busiest royal), Charles and Queen had nothing going on and were perfectly free to go? Everyone was in Scotland on vacation until very recently including Camilla. No, I think the school visit was hastily scheduled AFTER the wedding date was announced so she WOULD have an excuse NOT to attend. Yes, something smells.

The excuses her so-called "friend" made for her absence were laughable. "Fear of flying" is no excuse because she's accompanied Charles to many state visits all over the world. "The wedding has become too large and tacky" is hilarious. She attended Dimwit and Clingon's nuptials last June (long, boring and over-the-top) and her own untitled daughter had a large wedding and wore a tiara. The friend should have found better excuses for her.

I'm going to call it what it is: A BIG SNUB . The reason is unknown but it would probably have more to do with her attitude towards the mother and father of the bride rather than Eugenie herself or the size of her wedding.

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reply 514

10/13/2018

Carole Middleton - MOB at Wils and Kate's wedding.

Note:

1. Well designed dress and matching coat for that "royal" dresss/coat look

Harper's Bazaar had the best coverage of the royal. Every aspect of the wedding from the royal family to the wedding party and guest were covered is an extensive series of stories. You can read and click away to your royal heart's content.

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reply 534

10/13/2018

R281- I don't know if that's the reason, but it did appear Kate was more more relaxed with her kids, she dressed better too, at this wedding. It could be that they were amongst their own and she felt more comfortable. That's another thing, the upper crust really do travel in their own circles. All of Harry's exes were there, the woman who Prince William had a crush on was there with her husband Sam Branson. Their kids willl all probably marry each other.

I was wondering why Bea wasn't wearing a more bridesmaidy dress like Pippa did? She also didn't help her sister at all with the train. I do feel bad for her since her ex married a few months ago after dumping her a couple of years earlier. Eugenia's husband is very handsome and they genuinely look in love.

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reply 535

10/13/2018

Is Fergie so saggy because of sun damage, weight loss in middle age or what ?

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reply 536

10/13/2018

Autumn Phillips's wedding dress. Simple but pretty.

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reply 537

10/13/2018

R536 don't forget the cigarettes and booze. It's a combo that caused the bad aging.

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reply 538

10/13/2018

I really do hope so [R506] I'd love Andrew and Sarah or Fergie to remarry. I mean their practically like a married couple in most regards anyway.

“For those who say she isn't with child because she is scheduled to go on a Pacific tour, the rumor is that she isn't going. The buzz I'm hearing is that only the male royal is going. The reason is because there is a risk of Zika virus infection in that part of the world in pregnant women. If she's indeed pregnant they'll have to announce it as the reason she's not doing the tour. Lots of money and time have been spent on logistics and planning on this tour to include them both, so if she pulls out it's going to result in a lot of wasted money. Apparently they were specifically asked not to try to get preggo before this tour... it'll be interesting to see how this shakes out. If she goes then it's just rumor and nothing else...”

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reply 541

10/13/2018

R497 James Ogilvie was there - he walked down to St George’s Chapel with The Princes Royal and her husband Timothy Laurence.

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reply 542

10/13/2018

Camilla's wedding dress. Fits quite well with her patented "wicked queen from a fairy tale" vibe.

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reply 543

10/13/2018

OT for this thread, but if MM is knocked up (and I doubt it) and plans on sitting out this tour instead of just skipping the Zika hot spots, that would be a massive fuck up on her part at a time when she is already on very thin ice. She loves the attention too much to miss out. And if she is indeed up the duff, and announces she is going anyway, she may earn some SO BRAVE! SO DUTIFUL! points, at least in her head.

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reply 544

10/13/2018

Eugenie is a star. Bea's wedding will be even bigger and better. Love those girls. They get slammed, but they walk a fine line between being blood princesses and being junior royals. Say what you will about about Sarah and Andrew, but they did a good job bringing up their daughters. They should have a higher profile in the royal family. Kate and William don't seem like they ever want to do anything. And Meghan, really? No one cares. But with Bea and Eug, there is never a scandal with either of them. They seem genuinely very nice, polite and gracious in any interview I've seen. And they're willing to be out there for royal duties,

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reply 545

10/13/2018

Cheers [R542] do we know if James Ogilvy's handsome son Alex was with him too? His daughter Flora posted a picture of her mother in America so I assumed they hadn't gone?

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reply 546

10/13/2018

“The Duchess is quite a down-to-earth person".

A down-to-earth person wouldn't pursue & marry the heir to the throne of England.

Camilla on casual Friday.

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reply 547

10/13/2018

DM Comments re: video (see link) where MM shows a bit of irritation towards Harry for cutting in on her chat with Zara:

Lay off the white lines Harry

Well, after looking at the video again (and my wife's input), I have to say she was indeed telling him off. Because of his incessant fidgeting, I would wager.

When both allegedly like 'powder', it's probably hard to sit still. Her eyes dart all over looking for cameras and she always seems over animated. He shifts and fidgets.

If he had any balls, they are now in her purse.

He looks a bit defeated. I'm worried about him.

I have no idea what's been said, and neither does anyone else here. But never in the history of the world has a wife chided her husband in public, and remained married. It's clearly on the rocks (sarcasm overload). But it should please a lot of people here, who absolutely hate displays of affection between Harry and Meghan. They'll now be saying it looks like a proper marriage, rather than a show put on for the cameras. Right?

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reply 548

10/13/2018

Letizia Ortiz Rocasolano is no Bourbon, and the daughter of Elizabeth II, second of her name, should not be prostrating herself in front of this anorectic, s/p abortioned whore.

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reply 549

10/13/2018

It does look a bit like Sparkle is losing patience with Dim. I am no sugar but I can't blame her in this regard--though it is the reality she clawed, I mean signed up, for.

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reply 550

10/13/2018

Zara Tindall and Autumn Kelly's dresses were both off the peg (rack.). Kelly's cost 2000L.

Was Eugenie wearing a bunch of fake hair? Does she have enough hair to support that chignon?

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reply 551

10/13/2018

Yes Eugenie was wearing a wiglet. I for one hope the make a sensational comeback. We lack glamour as a society these days.

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reply 552

10/13/2018

For non-wedding related bits and pieces about the BRF that don't merit or already have their own thread, here you go!

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reply 553

10/13/2018

Yes Eug was definitely wearing a hairpiece. Her real hair is very thin.

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reply 554

10/13/2018

Wow, that IS thin. That picture is a good example of how much weight she lost between whenever that was taken and the wedding. Good job Yuge.

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reply 555

10/13/2018

Official wedding portraits and Eugenie's evening party gown...

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reply 556

10/13/2018

Still curious about QEII's swollen left leg and ankle at R267. She didn't seem to have it a Prince Harry's wedding in May. What type of a condition would cause edema in one leg but not the other? Is it part of the normal aging process?

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reply 557

10/13/2018

R471 Your bizarre fixation on Prince Harry and his wife and the irrational hatred has resulted in you getting your facts mixed up. Eugenie was not scheduled to get married before Harry. She changed her original September date to October because William, Harry and others were scheduled to be out of the country.

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reply 558

10/13/2018

FWIW I looked at her legs in other photographs and I didn't see anything that one looked bigger than the other. I think it was just the angle in that shot.

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reply 559

10/13/2018

It could be just an odd angle r557 but I was indeed struck by how much older HM seemed all of the sudden.

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reply 560

10/13/2018

I like Prince Charles but I think the thing that's best for the monarchy would be for him to die before his mother so that the next King will be William. He and Kate have young children growing up in Buckingham Palace just like the Queen did when she first became queen. Charles does not want to live in Buckingham Palace but to make Windsor Castle their home. That is bad for the monarchy. They need to be in London and be seen about town.

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reply 561

10/13/2018

Interesting point R561 You should post it over yonder.

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reply 562

10/13/2018

Where are they going on their honeymoon? Surprised that still has not been confirmed.

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reply 563

10/13/2018

Demi Moore's hair is two feet too long. Unless she is about to play Morticia Good God.

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reply 564

10/13/2018

She does seem very much more stooped lately but she's really old.

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reply 565

10/13/2018

The swollen left leg is also quite noticeable in the formal wedding portrait that is not taken at an angle, though it appears to affect the lowermost part of the leg and ankle

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reply 566

10/13/2018

Holy shit. Phil is literally right next to Fergie in that snap and he not only declined to drop dead, he even managed a bit of a smile!

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reply 567

10/13/2018

Eug looks like an Olympic athlete in this photo. Wtf?

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reply 568

10/13/2018

I like much about the dress but it does seem like she's off to the super heroine's ball.

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reply 569

10/13/2018

Actual body type.

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reply 570

10/13/2018

Here's the video of the exchange mentioned at R139:

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reply 571

10/13/2018

So in my state the Big Big weddings are like 500k. I wonder how much her wedding cost taking out the cost of security?

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reply 572

10/13/2018

Part 3 here. Nice to see Yuge get so much love.

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reply 573

10/13/2018

Fergie lying to little kids now, r571. "YES, I'M A PRINCESS!"

Fergie forgot to add:

1. Repeat financial problems

2. Forcing me to live with my ex-husband

3. Husband is a minor royal and I am not really a Princess but a Duchess. I just held onto my acquired title by marriage.

4. Royal Family can't stand me

5. Royal Family doesn't speak to me

Fergie saying blah blah blah.........

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reply 574

10/13/2018

LOL, R574, but it's rather a lot with which to burden a confused child from America.

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reply 575

10/13/2018

R568 It's those broad shoulders. I like that gown. Another excellent job at taming her tits.

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reply 576

10/13/2018

Did they airbrush the waist into that pic of Eugenie in the Grecian-type gown or she just heavily corseted. Lip readers caught Beatrice commenting to her mother that she's wearing a corset.

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reply 577

10/13/2018

[quote]LOL, [R574], but it's rather a lot with which to burden a confused child from America.

R566. That is a such a great photo, it deserves to be posted twice. As fate would have it, Sarah and Phillip are right beside each other. Maybe the ice has thawed. Ha!

R568. Princess Eugenie looks fabulous. Jack looks quite handsome.

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reply 581

10/13/2018

It's the DL foot fetish troll, r580.

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reply 582

10/13/2018

What's wrong with being curious about a possible medical condition the Queen may have?

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reply 583

10/13/2018

I wonder if Fergie and Bea purposely chose their dress colors to co-ordinate with the sashes on the flower girls dresses? If so, it makes for nice pictures.

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reply 584

10/13/2018

I'm sure they did R584.

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reply 585

10/13/2018

I like the cake. Makes enough of a statement without looking gaudy.

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reply 586

10/13/2018

Something about R574's post really tickled me. I now have the mental image of Fergie getting sozzled and spilling out her life story to little Theodora at the reception.

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reply 587

10/13/2018

If those Emerald and Diamonds are real in the that Tiara it could be worth Ten million dollars. Or more.

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reply 588

10/13/2018

Meghan has managed to make Harry look completely ill at ease with himself within 5 only months of marriage. He looks a nervous wreck!

-- DM Comment

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reply 589

10/13/2018

The exchange between Fergie and the little flower girl was cute.

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reply 590

10/13/2018

Harry should keep that hair shorter.

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reply 591

10/13/2018

I think Harry should just shave it all off. Don't do it half assed. Just go for it. That bald patch is spreading by the day. I remember when for the longest time Wills insisted on keeping this weird hair clot in a sea of baldness until finally someone got through to him. It looks better now, but sometimes the clot creeps back in. The Linus look only looks good on Linus.

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reply 592

10/13/2018

Why didn't the designers make a detachable train for the bride's gown? Is it considered too gauche? Having to drag it around for the entire reception, stuffing it between chairs and under or around the table, then cramming it into the Aston Martin must have been, well, a drag. It's a small miracle nobody tripped over it.

R588 - Wouldn't emeralds of that quality be worth a lot more than 10M alone? The central emerald is 94 karats. (Elizabeth Taylor's famous emerald which was less than a third its size went for $6.5M over 10 years ago) Never mind the the other four emeralds and diamonds or the historic significance) Sadly, in today's world the only people who would want or afford such an expensive bauble are acquisitive Russian oligarchs or Saudis.

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reply 593

10/13/2018

This was an interesting documentary. It damn well should have been upconverted to HD, though. "The Royal Jewels."

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reply 594

10/13/2018

Not a gaudy wedding but she is wearing 25 million in rocks and extremely long haired Demi Moore is running around like a yacht girl.

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reply 595

10/13/2018

Stealing that tiara at a royal wedding would make a good heist movie.

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reply 596

10/13/2018

I can't believe we are almost on a third thread. Who knew? This has turned out to be far more fun than I had thought it would be.

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reply 597

10/13/2018

Plans are in hand, r596. DM reporting:

Libyan gun smuggler who brokered secret meetings between Prince Andrew and Colonel Gaddafi was a guest at Eugenie's wedding.

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reply 598

10/13/2018

I wonder if Demi hooked up with Prince Andrew.

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reply 599

10/13/2018

The Libyan businessman gave his daughter Princess Beatrice a diamond necklace for her 21st birthday two years ago.

The businessman, Tarek Kaituni, who is now a US citizen, has convictions for possession of drugs – for which he served a prison sentence in 1998 – and attempting to smuggle a sub-machine gun into France.

He was a guest at Beatrice's birthday party at a private villa near Marbella, during which he was photographed with the prince sitting at the same table.

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reply 600

10/13/2018

[quote]I wonder if Demi hooked up with Prince Andrew.

Is she under 16 years?

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reply 601

10/13/2018

new thread

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reply 602

10/13/2018

R551- Autumn Kelly's dress was bespoke and done by Sassi Holford, it was no "off the peg" dress. Here is a quote from Holford, "She was very self-assured about what she wanted." The dress according to Holford was based on a "wish list" of detailed the bride to be had compiled herself. Holford, btw, was known for her "proper English wedding dresses". If you think this dress was "off the peg" I suggest you go back to HELLO's coverage of it and take a look at the all the details in back and the weight of the duchesse satin.

The Queen leant her a quite lovely diamond tiara. You don't wear on of the Queen's tiaras whilst marrying the Queen's first grandchild, in a dress by Sassi Holford that's "off the peg".

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