Methface Does Maxim

Following in her fake tittayed sister-in-law Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt attempted to be seksi in a spread for Maxim .

We don't know about you, but there's nothing more vomit inducing than saggy tits and smoking.

Besides isn't she supposed to be a role-model for youth???

Oh wait! She fucked that up when she got arrested for a DUI.

Anyway, in addition to taking some HOrrendous pictures, Spencer's little sister also sat down for interview.

Here are some HIGHlights:

Was it fun to do this shoot and not be the little sister for once?

Even in high school it was, “Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.” When we got on TV it was, “We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer!” I’ve never had my own name, so this is exciting.

A lot of people think The Hills is fake. Can you confirm that all the juicy melodrama is legit?

None of us have studied acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My brother really didn’t talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad’s birthday party! I think all of us have had the feeling that it would be easier to be on a scripted show.

Has TV helped your love life?

Ugh. The guys in L.A. are so awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector. But I’m not looking for someone. I do not want to find my Mr. Right at 23

If by knowing half the guys in El Lay she means sleeping with them, then yes, we totally agree.