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• Iran conducted missile tests Thursday in violation of its treaty with the U.S. and six nations that lifted the sanctions eighteen months ago. Do the Iranians really want to try to bluff a U.S. Secretary of Defense named Mad Dog? The Weather Channel just said the five-day forecast for Iran is two days.

• The White House had a lot of cleaning up to do after the president's phone calls with foreign leaders last week. The Donald threatened the president of Mexico with a U.S. invasion and then he hung up on Australia's prime minister. After that, he told Switzerland to be a man and choose a side.

• Australia's Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull said President Obama agreed to take in eleven hundred Iranian and Iraqi refugees the Aussies detained and kept offshore on an island. The Australians are awful to U.S. tourists. Perfect strangers come up to you and threaten to buy you a beer.

• Mexico's government said Thursday President Trump was just joking when he told Mexico's President Pena Niete he might send U.S. troops there to wipe out the cartels. At first it was reported by the AP that Trump was threatening Mexico with a U.S. invasion. That would certainly be a switch.

• The Wall Street Journal reported on Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch's background that included his home life in Colorado. The judge raises horses and chickens and goats on his ranch. This experience will help him step through and around the Capitol during the confirmation process.

• Cal Berkeley protestors started a fire in the Student Union to prevent a free speech provocateur from addressing the Young Republicans Club. There's war on free speech at U.S. campuses. It made America look pretty selfish when Syria offered to take in ten thousand campus Republicans.

• Apple reported a huge profit which raised their cash hoard to two hundred and fifty billion dollars. They passed Samsung as the top seller of phones. That's because thanks to the Notepad Seven, Samsung has rebranded itself and now considers itself part of the munitions industry.

• Resist Movement Democrats vow to oppose everything Trump does as president. They already marched over Mideast visa bans, repeal of Obamacare and the border wall. Wednesday President Trump consoled the family of the slain Navy SEAL and Democrats launched street protests out of habit.

• The Senate confirmed Exxon Mobil's Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State. He will bring a fresh perspective. For years, we've thought about bringing down Iran by invading them, bombing them or sanctioning them, but nobody ever thought of diagonal drilling from an offshore rig.

• An American Airlines employee Tuesday discovered seven pounds of cocaine worth over four hundred thousand dollars that was stashed in the nose of an American airliner in Tulsa. What a discovery. They became suspicious when the jet wouldn't shut up about wanting to write a screenplay.