FUUUUUUARCK! Plumber is about to come fish out a used condom. How do I approach this? I just moved in so I am going to blame it on the tenant before. The agency that runs the condo says that the plumber is free unless it is a user error, which they will charge you. FUUUUUARCK wat do?

Tell the plumber not to come, go buy one of those "snakes" or whatever they are called that pulls **** from deep in the toilets pipes, and get it out yourself. I'm sure it will cost less to do it that way anyway.

Tell the plumber not to come, go buy one of those "snakes" or whatever they are called that pulls **** from deep in the toilets pipes, and get it out yourself. I'm sure it will cost less to do it that way anyway.

op, My brother had this same issue but it was a bit more embarrassing, he would jerk off into black condoms and tie them into knots before flushing them, well a few years ago the septic tank backed up and we had to call the sewage people.. when they opened the cap to our septic tank there was about 20 floating black condoms that had blocked it up..

lulz. OP, when they drag the condom up, just get this really serious look on your face and mumble about how you were out of town the past week and your wife was home alone. Then go walk into the living room and start sharpening kitchen knives while staring blankly at the wall.

Lifts:
Squat: 430x1
Bench: 330x1
Deadlift: 535x1
OHP: 210x1

Weight: 180 lbs.

Don't have heroes; look up to no one. Because as long as someone's leading the way, the best you'll ever be is second.

The plumber comes and gets me (fuuuarck thinking I had the condom pop up). The guy says that they could not fix the clog, and that they might have to replace THE ENTIRE toilet. Dude says that its an old toilet and its due to get replaced. I told him that it was like this since I moved in but I was able to fix it on my own. Hopefully this will get me out of financial liability.