- Stars:-- Danny Trejo-- Steven Segal-- Michelle Rodriguez - single fap-- Cheech (either our very own or the other famous one - I'm not sure which)-- Jessica Alba - triple fap-- Bobby DeNiro-- Lindsey Lohan - depending upon drugged-up status, either single, double, or triple fap-- Rose McGowan - single fap, except years ago when she showed up at some awards thing in a chain-mail dress - that was double fap material

Drug lords, illegal aliens, kung fu, machete fu, assassinations...

- Plot, per IMDB: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence.

I kinda think that is the point. It is supposed to be cheesy, over the top action and sex. It is an homage to the action films & soft core porn of the 70's and 80's. This is the kind of crap we hoped was on Cinemax or USA Saturday nights when we were kids and our parents were asleep. The internet wasn't always around, ya know.

I kinda think that is the point. It is supposed to be cheesy, over the top action and sex. It is an homage to the action films & soft core porn of the 70's and 80's. This is the kind of crap we hoped was on Cinemax or USA Saturday nights when we were kids and our parents were asleep. The internet wasn't always around, ya know.

I think it looks sweet.

Ah, Skinemax. Those were simpler days.

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and remember, if it can't be done with a hammer, then you have an electrical problem

I kinda think that is the point. It is supposed to be cheesy, over the top action and sex. It is an homage to the action films & soft core porn of the 70's and 80's. This is the kind of crap we hoped was on Cinemax or USA Saturday nights when we were kids and our parents were asleep. The internet wasn't always around, ya know.

I think it looks sweet.

Ha ha ha... You brought back memories for me. My parents were too cheap for cinemax though, so I has to try to get a quick picture in the mix of the sliding colors and static. Ha ha ha ha. But the sound worked! lol.

Edited by alab32, 31 August 2010 - 09:43 PM.

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Acquitting the guilty and condemning the innocent— the LORD detests them bothProverbs 17:15Live for something rather than die for nothing.-George Patton

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Ha ha ha... You brought back memories for me. My parents were too cheap for cinemax though, so I has to try to get a quick picture in the mix of the sliding colors and static. Ha ha ha ha. But the sound worked! lol.

Ha ha ha... You brought back memories for me. My parents were too cheap for cinemax though, so I has to try to get a quick picture in the mix of the sliding colors and static. Ha ha ha ha. But the sound worked! lol.

Wow...memory lane!

Anyone from Columbus remember Qube? Specifically channel P10? 59 seconds of happiness for a 13 year old (plenty of time ).

If you figured out the "safety pin" trick you had all the fellas in the 'hood over to watch whenever the 'rents were gone...

(January 17 2015 - 03:13 PM)Heading out for a short ride. JANUARY 16 and 51 degrees!!!

Shoop

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(January 17 2015 - 05:51 PM)Well, so much for plans. All geared up but the battery was dead.

Wojo72

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(January 17 2015 - 07:11 PM)I got you covered Shoop! I put in a few miles for you today.

Earache

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(January 18 2015 - 04:34 AM)First

gsxkat1100

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(January 19 2015 - 05:36 AM)first

Earache

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(January 19 2015 - 07:55 AM)one

Earache

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Earache

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Wojo72

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(January 19 2015 - 08:41 AM)potato

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(January 20 2015 - 05:27 AM)First first of the year for me.

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(January 20 2015 - 05:27 AM).

Shoop

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(January 20 2015 - 02:22 PM)Dilemma?: You get a text that your bike's replacement battery is on your doorstep, It's 47 outside - clearly the best weather for the next week, prob two weeks. What would YOU do?

bowdog

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(January 20 2015 - 02:36 PM)depends on if you can deal with the salt all over your bike.

Shoop

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(January 20 2015 - 06:00 PM)30 Miles! Didn't see any salt - honestly. We had some rain last week after the last time it snowed.

(January 29 2015 - 02:50 PM)NWS Section updated! I know it's a day early, but I'll be out all day tomorrow, and don't want ya'll to miss out.

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Shoop

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(January 30 2015 - 06:52 AM)23 hours from now I'll be hitting the road for Cleveland!

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(January 31 2015 - 06:54 AM)3rd

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(February 01 2015 - 12:09 AM)1st

JackFlash

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(February 01 2015 - 04:23 AM)Well, you can't be just getting up. You must be just getting in.

snot

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(February 01 2015 - 05:37 PM)we were still out...

gsxkat1100

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(February 02 2015 - 05:43 AM)First, Good morning y'all

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(February 03 2015 - 12:07 AM)First

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(February 04 2015 - 10:24 AM)It's the 4th, it's 10:25 am, I've already had lunch, and I have only two hours left to work today. All I have to say about that is, FIRST!!!!!!

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(February 04 2015 - 04:38 PM)I have added some poll questions to the Epic Ride 2015 Spring thread. Multiple questions and multiple answers on each question are allowed so put in your votes for this years ride. Voting is public.