Wolfgang Halbig has a JOKE and a SMILE!

Halbig gets UTI from Handling Rubber… DUCK!?

Did Wolfgang Halbig say “balls” and “scrotum” in a new interview? Being a German Investigative Reporter, you can be sure The Wolf will leave no stone unturned – kidney stones, too! – as to who “poisoned” him.

We have included a 2 minute audio clip from Tiffany M.’s phone interview with Halbig. Wolfgang has GOT to be the biggest joke-ster of the Hoaxers. Honestly. How does a man get a urinary tract infection AND see his doctor AND… in less than 8 hours? The guy is unreal. He wants to sue everything. What a joke! Wolfgang Halbig will make up fake illnesses in hopes of being awarded money, any which way he can. In fact, we obtained some kind of “list” Wolfgang put together since the #DUCKGATE incident.

The contaminated rubber ducks Halbig refers to are being blamed for a number of things:

UTI

Kidney stones

Eczema (elbows & knees)

Athlete’s Foot

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (right hand only)

Chronic Dandruff (eyebrows)

Weight Gain (extra 10+lbs.)

General Laziness

Anxiety (rubber PTSD)

Halitosis

Conjunctivitis (entire family)

Sadness/Depression

24 Pack of Coca-Cola

Muffin Mix (blueberry or chocolate?)

2% Milk

Discounted Beef (make sure to check exp. dates!)

Cash Checks Received from Donations

Pay Phone Bill

Write to Coca-Cola Company (sponsorship deal???)

WASH HANDS!

(okay, the list is fake – but the rest is plain duck ‘n crazy)

Come on, Halbig. Come on. On top of all this nonsense, is Wolf shilling for Coca-Cola? Sure sounds like it. What is going on here!?