The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists

#9: LEAH REMINI: SCIENTOLOGIST

Best
Known For: The shrill, but perplexingly attractive wife of human-sized
sandwich receptacle Kevin James on King of Queens.

Why You Wouldn't Expect Her To Be a Scientologist:
Having watched King of Queens, we're more than a little surprised
that they actually wanted her. You can almost picture her at some Scientologist
retreat, nagging away at John Travolta for fucking up his tone scale.

That said, she's earned her Hubbard stripes, having been a vocal
supporter of Scientology in the past. Remini gave the Church of Scientology
a loving, 40-minute tongue-bath when she appeared on Janeane Garafolo'
short-lived Air America show Majority Report to plug some manner
of Scientology-endorsed "detoxification cure" nonsense. More
surprising: that airwaves could handle that much brittle, sarcastic
estrogen occupying the same space and not implode like a black hole.

Connections: According to Remini, she
was the first person to have seen Suri Cruise in person, even though
she's never been known to be on even "nodding acquaintance"
terms with Tom or Katie. She did not comment about whether Tom Cruise
has since eaten the baby.

Presumed Operatng Thetan Level: Three
or Four (is able to regulate her "meat body" for thetans,
and can rid self of the "effects of drugs on the spirit")