Superman Hanger

There's no good reason for this -- no function or purpose it will serve in your life (other than hang your clothes -- but you could have that for 50 cents at Wal-Mart).
However, how freakin' awesome would you feel pulling all your clothes off Superman coat hangers? I'd especially like this for hanging anything I wore on weekends -- so I could change from a mild-mannered, Clark Kent version of myself that people see during the week, into the rockstar, Superman version of myself that comes out on weekends.
Really, the question is: why not?