Feb 28, 2009

I had to do it. I'm a sucker. And I'm okay with that. When I saw the Black Topps cards start popping up, I knew I'd be heading over to Wal-Mart and taking the plunge. I also knew after a few cards, a comparison was needed. So which style reigns supreme? Well, let's get to the matchups.

The category: Actions ShotsThe entrant: Reggie AbercrombieIs this a collison at home plate or just two mean fumbling in the dark, slamming into one another? While I don't think the black enhances the card, it doesn't do major damage either. But you can see some odd outlines around the flying helmet apparati, so that drops it a point for me.Advantage: White

The category: Horizontal Action ShotsThe entrant: Grady SizemoreThe black didn't stand a chance on this card. It's one thing to black out a few innocent bystanders in the stands, but to black out the checkered outfield lawn, well that just ain't right.Advantage: White

While we're already horizontal, let's look at a couple of more Sideways entries. The category: Sideways ShotsThe entrant: Alex GordonYou can't have a Topps gimmick without thinking back to Alex. As for the battle of good vs. evil, I think evil may have picked one up here. I like how the blue colors pop against the black background and borders.Advantage: Black

The category: The Original 2009 Topps Image The entrant: Albert PujolsThe black makes the image pop somewhat, but there's also a loss of ambiance and perspective. Hmmm....Advantage: There are no winners when it comes to awkward, slightly homo-erotic squat shots.

The category: Iconic Stadium ShotsThe entrant: Jay PaytonJay lost among the ivy, good. Jay with a faded out ivy backdrop, not so good.Advantage: White

The category: Hobby Superstar In The PlayoffsThe entrant: Evan LongoriaThis is a tough one because the black is doing nothing wrong and may even be a cooler look, but it has one fatal flaw. The white card can be used to prove that Yes, the Rays do have at least a handful of fans who were willing to go to the Trop and watch a game.Advantage: White

OK, White is clearly dominating at this point 4-1, time for Black to break out the big guns.

The category: Southern California Shortstops and their EyewearThe subjects: Erick Aybar and Angel BerroaBoth are pretty decent cards in their original white incarnations, but the black takes these cards to another level. They look like ridiculous futuristic baseball players from the apocalypse in the black. Check out the glowing glasses they're wearing in the dark. Well done, Topps. Well done.Advantage: Black x2

The category: Innocent Jogs Towards HomeThe entrant: Edwin EncarnacionIn the white version, Edwin looks a bit confused, but he's making a happy jaunt home. In the black, he looks terrified and we have no idea where he's coming from or what might be chasing him.Advantage: Black

The category: Farewell ChicagoThe entrant: Ken Griffey Jr.The white card is a bit mundane and doesn't offer much from a fading legend. However, the black card makes Griffey come alive. Suddenly he's on stage with the spotlight shining down him. Or is it the white light of his career calling Griffey towards it? Either way, this one is an easy decision.Advantage: Black.

Just like that, it's 5-4 Black, with just a couple more entries to go.

The category: Awkward Pics in the Batter's BoxThe entrant: Carl CrawfordThis one's a coin flip for me. The black again makes the image pop, but it's missing one thing. Where's the flying dirt? Bad black out Topps. The dirt deserved to live.Advantage: White

We're all tied up, with one to play.

The category: HalosThe entrant: Brandon WoodBrandon has clearly lifted one deep. But where is he doing it? Is he on the road at any of a number of American League ballparks, or has expansion taken over Major League Baseball and Brandon is now taking one deep on the moon!! Hmmm, with gravity being what it is on the moon, Brandon would go from warning track power to an absolute beast. He'd be Dante Bichette with the Rockies. How can we deny that?Advantage: Black

It all becomes so clear when you break it down in a structured and clearly unbiased environment. Black is the dominant and superior base card look for 2009. Congratulations Topps, you've actually come up with a gimmick that I like. And now I have to sink more money into your stupid blasters. Brilliant.