Friday, February 22, 2013

Pictures from my Phone & Weekly Distractions

This has been one of my favorite weeks in Stranger history. TMZ, Above the Law, Urban Dictionary. Good times, thanks to you guys. We're like one big happy dysfunctional family together. And I love it.

The homegirl who wrote the Above the Law article about Britney Spears took issue with how I characterized her article yesterday and commented on the post. But we responded to her and were all like, "twice up the barrel, once down the side!" And she was all, "good point." Because twice up the barrel, once down the side is always a good point. And now I want to be her friend. Because I read her stuff and she's not so bad. Staci? You still around? Stranger welcomes all. Except for the Queen of Colors. And snakes.

Dear Eli,I read this post right before I went to bed last night. I then proceeded to have a dream where I came to Palau and stayed with you and all of your friends. I mostly remember a lot of dolphins. Also, I fit in really well with you and your friends.Keep being awesome!~Jess

MPG, I'm guessing poor Daniel lost his hand to infection after an unfortunate encounter with a sea snake, for which treatment was unacceptably delayed, with tragic, loss of hand consequences, due the staunch 'no rush' policy in Palau. No matter, he is still in the running for the Best Friend In The History Of The Universe title. In fact, there is a fair chance his odds have improved now that he can enter the Para-Best Friend In The History Of The Universe division, as competition in that class is limited on Palau, particularly in light of Eli's wanton teasing of unsuspecting would-be couch surfers. Hope this clears things up for you. You're welcome.Bridg