(a) I love the use of Piltogg as a measure of strength, I believe it may replace "retard strong" in my vocabulary.
(b) Man, those things ARE heavy. You get more kick just from releasing the slide than you do from most other handguns firing live rounds. It was good thinking on their part to have the slide release make you feel Piltogg manly all by itself, because the cost of ammunition for the damned thing is completely ridiculous. It was going for like a dollar per round* the last time I was buying it.

* - Speaking specifically about the 50AE; obviously .44 ammo is easier to come by. But why would anybody use the second-biggest Desert Eagle when ridiculous size is whole point of having the gun in the first place?

my floppy penis wrote:You know that flippy thingy that drummers do with their sticks.in this case..Spinning with drumsticks=Spinning an X, were X is anyything from a remote, to a pocketknife, to a cellphone.

I think this only works in BrikWars. Until you've actually been in a couple knife fights IRL, you shouldn't make assumptions about what would or would not be useful in a knife fight.

The last time I was in a knife fight (more than a decade ago now) (also it would really be funny if this devolved into a "the last time I was in a knife fight" thread) my most valuable skill turned out to be keeping my legs clamped in a scissor lock and not letting go. I caught up with the guy again a few months later, he said that was the point at which he lost the fight - he was so surprised that I didn't give up when he tried to chop my nuts off with a meat cleaver that he didn't know what to do next. Ha ha

Therefore, by my estimation, the most important thing to have in a knife fight is not flippy tricks but Balls-Protecting Instinct.

So i guess now would be the appropriate time to mention last night's drunken boxing match between me and my roommate?

Having done fencing and armored combat with SCA Renaissance faire people, as well as a very few fights and last night's boxing, I can assure you that only in brikwars does one form of fighting equate to skill in another.