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Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

"Like, ohmygawsh, Kelly! I know it's midnight and raining outside, but let's strip down to our bras and go running through the woods! What could possibly go wrong?"

[blood-curdling scream]

From the people who brought you:Butterflies from Hell,Night Hugs from Hell,Underwater Zombie Ballerinas (Also from Hell,)and Gigli,comes the most horrifying psychological thrill-ride blood bath you will ever wish you could un-see.

"Thank you for the teddy bear, mommy! I love him SO MUCH, and I'm glad he's not creepy and won't kill us in our sleep or anything!"

[blood-curdling scream]

No one knows where they came from... or who they will visit next.

"Well, I'm all by myself and the power's out, but I think I'll take a shower anyway."

[pulling back shower curtain]

[blood-curdling scream]

When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... evil...

"Gosh, I'm so glad you came over to make out with me while I'm babysitting tonight. Maybe I should just go check on the baby... in the attic... in my high heels... in the dark... in my bra... alone... while you go get pizza.

[pulling back blanket]

[blood-curdling scream]

Nothing that lives in the imagination is more frightening than the terror that lives... in the bakery:

{Crazy maniacal Leprechaun laugh}

[blood-curdling scream]

This Friday the 13th, terror gets its just desserts.

Hell's Bakery... from Hell.In 3D.

If you can't stand the heat... you're probably about to get murdered.

Shannon G., Anna L., Sara C., Melissa, & Lindsay, if you had trouble visualizing this post as a movie trailer, then we've put together a little something for you:

OH.MY.GOSH. Seriously, what is WRONG with these bakers? That first one looks like a character from Sesame Street has become a stalker. The next is obviously "pooh" bear and NOT the one we all know and love. The decapitated and melty dog head, well, all I can say to that is WOOF. The baby face flower looks like a tribute to Anne Geddes that went horribly wrong and that last one - well I just love how they put hearts on the bottom, like that someone can distract you from that psychotically evil sharp-toothed grimace! Evil bakers!

OMG! My co-workers were wondering why my mouth was hanging open in sheer horror. I shudder to think about the poor receipient of the first cake. That person is gonna need therapy-come to think of it, I might now too. ugghh.

That video is amazing. It reminds me of when I was a teenager and would have horror movie fest slumber parties every Friday the 13th. That dog cake freaks me out. I'm in my thirties and I still can't read or watch Cujo.

how could you eat that dog's head, it looks too real.loved the video even though im not familiar with most of the movies

"in my bra" wanted to add that when a girl hears a noise outside she opens the door, leaves it wide open and wanders around outside ( in revealing outfit), later back inside she is *surprised* when someone got in and attacks her (still wearing revealing outfit).

Hahaha!!!!! I would totally pay to go see that! How long did it take you to piece that together? I could only identify three of the movie bits you used but it was great!!! Posting the link on my FB now!

P.S. You know what we haven't seen in a while? Crappy nature cakes. I'm just saying.

Arrgghhh! The babyface flower cupcake is horrifying! I wish I could unsee it!! Also, the video won't work for me which is also making me scared. Or disappointed. Or both. I'm sending you my therapist bills

I loved the video, but something is bugging me and I have to share. Your site is usually over-the-top awesome with correct grammar. I mean, it has to be, right? Because you have to catch all the stuff that is so horribly wrong! But...in the video, there were several different spots where the word has an apostrophe s when there absolutely shouldn't be an apostrophe. I think they were at 1:34, 1:37 and 2:34, or close to those spots. Other than that, I loved it and love your site!!!!

Oh yeah, you have really outdone yourselves this time..ove, love, love the trailer..but for really blodd-curdling stomach churning fear, you omitted an obvious choice..Gordon Ramsay..although, I never HAVE seen him bake anything..wouldn't that be a chilling sight? Hmmm?

Hm. I think the stray tadpole apostrophes are subconcious inclusions of diabolical masterminds who first distract with full frontal spectacles of horror, then retire with gleeful snickering, knowing that they've successfully planted the seeds of future horrors. Thus ...

#1 I was thinking 'Cathy' (the cartoon) on some sort of seriously potent controlled substance.

#2 Why is the 'bear' (?) wearing an attack-dog trainer suit with a respirator? No shortage of sprinkles, though.

#3 Happy Birthday, Karla, (?) from the Hound of the Baskervilles! I don't see how, but maybe it looked more normal before it began to melt. The glowing red eyes are a nice touch.

#4 Presenting Audrey III from the Baby Shop of Horrors. (I've been in some of those -- usually, it's just the prices that are scary.)

#5 I like frosting and I like cookies, but I am decidedly less than fond of the combination. "Too much of a good thing... always leaves one wanting less, I always find." That much frosting on a cookie is evil all by itself.

Oh man did I have never laughed so hard watching your video clip. I nearly fell off my chair onto my poor hubby who is innocently playing Metal Gear Solid behind my chair. He has seen it isn't safe to be near me when I go on this site lol. Though he did stop to watch as well when he saw how hard I was laughing.. that teddy bear has made me rethink ever buying another one for a cake ever again.. scary.

That dog is the scariest thing you've ever posted, and I include here all the dismembered pregnant women. I should have taken the hint when the pictures didn't load until the third time I refreshed the page. I'm gonna regret checking Cake Wrecks before bedtime.

Friday the 13th and it was actually a good day for me. Aside form that, I have seen some horrific things in film, read some horrifything things in books and had some good scares on a few rtides. But this takes the cake, no punn intended. I actually think that's a good idea. A Ghost Train ride that has all these horrific cakes in there.

hahaha, wow. Cake wrecks are sooo funny. One time my friend and I stayed up til like 4 am reading cake wrecks online, and my mom came downstairs and was really mad. but then when she saw what we were looking at, she laughed so hard, too! :) We love cake wrecks!

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