<Kaeetayel> Go for a team entirely composed of Eeveelutions
<Princess> that's effort
<Princess> I need to buy the stones/go to rocks/make them happy/touch Eevee
<Kaeetayel> The last one doesn't sound too bad

Rex McPwn was walking in the streets whilst Kaff made millions on the hit show Storage Hunters. Iskandar didn't die of a badass last stand versus Gilgamesh this time, instead he raped and pillaged the east really fucking hard until he found oil and America nuked him into dust. Akiza lost her powers for no good reason and then the Blackwings invaded the town which Akiza was in and brutally murdered her. Reports came that an Armor Master was now leading the town, and that a lone vigilante rumoured to be Gazooki was cleaning up the place in a string of bloody killings. DIO gave up being a vampire and instead focused his career on creating heavy metal, died and became very very celebrated throughout the world for his contributions to the arts. I don't have much clue about the others so they all died with exception of The Taco Bellator who went back to his day job of making fake mexican food, waiting for his big break.

After living for 6 months in Kony's safe house in Mauritania, Kaff once again resurfaced now half his storage hunter money is gone. After pissing into a costa coffee cup in the middle of the house of commons yelling "no one cares if you actually pay tax" he once again disappeared over the horizon on Michael Hesiltine's mobility scooter.

TSF sQuad life ~ pour one out for Sangmin
"People who work at Nisa:'Look, I have a job'." [Decretum, B&M employee circa May 2016]