I’ve got a problem. Don’t worry, it’s a good problem to have, but still perplexing.
The Biggest Boss (higher up on the food chain than The Big Boss) gifted our office some lovely Harry & David pears.
None of us like pears. Like, not even a little bit. Somehow they ended up coming home with me because everyone assumes i’ll at least DO something with then, but what should that something be?

Help me, friends! What should the bunny do with a box of absurdly expensive fresh pears?