Defenestration: August 2019

Looks like it’s time for another fun-filled issue of Defenestration! That’s assuming you’re into the kind of fun me and Eileen have planned for you, which consists of the eight short stories and three poems below.

When the April 2019 issue dropped, I made a joke on Twitter assuring everyone that the issue did not in any way contain spoilers for Game of Thrones. I can’t make that same promise this month, so if you’re one of those people that chooses to watch the show several months after the fact, this month’s issue contains all finds of spoilers. We’ve also got witches and aliens and whatever the heck a “jamberlation” is. I would personally touch this issue with a ten-foot pole, which is good, because this issue knows where I could procure such a thing.

Follow the links below to your humor of choice or download the whole issue as a PDF. Also, the inbox is now once again open to poetry and short stories, so let’s see what you’ve got!