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Oh, look what nonsense is filling up our inbox already this morning! Unemployed sorceress Christine O’Donnell is out and about grifting with the pros these days, hawking her new memoir that some Tea Party guy thinks you should buy out of “love and support” for this person you had almost entirely forgotten existed until she started whining to everyone again that she still does not have that job America owes her. Christine knows all about our founding fathers, probably not like some other unemployed grifters you may have heard about, and would you please reward Christine now? Read more on Christine O’Donnell Reminds Everyone She Still Wants Some of Their Money…

Christine O’Donnell caused widespread panic and nearly crashed every stock market when she announced, “I’m YOU!” Everyone who heard this horrific claim immediately went to their local Walmart and bought fifty-pound sacks of rat poison and Crayola sparkle markers, so that their suicide notes would look pretty. However, after some serious fact-checking it turns out Christine is full of crap: she is not us and we are not her, hooray we almost killed ourselves! But Christine O’Donnell enjoyed scaring America so much that she decided to make another video, this time claiming, “I didn’t go to Yale (Divinity School).” That’s a mighty stupid way to start a political ad, but at least Christine is not bragging about having a multiple personality disorder, so maybe this video is an improvement? Read more on Christine O’Donnell Releases Self-Parody ‘I Didn’t Go To Yale’ Video…