Ubuntu has come under a decent amount of flack over the past few months, particularly over their decision to use the 'Dash Search' to return results from Amazon by default in their most recent release.

OMFG! There are now two choices! How shall we ever manage to handle so much variation. We're doomed I tell you, DOOOOOMED!

They need to be locked away for general safety.

I guess we'll have to lock RH away too then for causing unnecessary fragmentation with systemd.

And that's not even getting into how different distros have for a long time been configured differently. Damn, how did we ever survive making all these choices and learning and supporting different solutions?? It's miracle, that's what it is.