Back to CityHead towards Troll Mountains (script below)Visit Vendor Tent to the LeftVisit Vendor Tent to the Right

Head back to ship

--------NOOBUS TROLL MOUNTAINS AREA 1 --------------

Commander: Who are you?

Noob Troll: I'm Noob Troll.

Commander: what are you here for?

Noob Troll: I'm here to learn how to bash the noobs. I hope one day to become a really good troll like all the other nasty trolls that are further up in the mountains but I'm only a noob, so I have lots to learn.

Storm: I can't believe what I'm hearing.

Commander: Well believe it, its a strange world alright.

Noob Troll: As you can see, I'm good and ready now to thump something, so how about I start with the guy with the funny looking suit.

Storm: Hey, I don't have a funny looking suit little stoneman. Like that funny little handthat looks like a rock. You are biting off way more than you can chew.

Noob Troll: We will see.

Loana: Lemme Guess, hes a noob because hes not learnt to pick his battleswisely and tries to take on opponents much more stronger and bigger than him.

Noob Troll: But I want to be like all the other trolls who have more experience than me.

Storm: i wonder what happens if we decide to help this troll out.

Commander: Maybe we lose Noob experience points if we help the enemy. Who knows, I think we should avoid helping this little troll. We are supposed to help the noobs.

Cronis: Well, at least we don't need a translator chip to understand this guy.

Loana: But then again he is a noob and we're supposed to help all the noobs to get the experience points we need.

Commander: I don't know about this Loana.

Help the little troll Ignore the troll and head towards the Mountains (script below)Go back

+ You come across another strange creature in the way on the path.

Storm: Oh not another one of these trolls. Let me guess, you're another noob trol

Noob Troll #2: Yes, how did you guess? Was it that obvious?

Commander: I suppose you want us to help you bash up the Noobs as well.

Noob Troll #2. No, actually, I lost something.

Commander: Oh? What did you lose? What it your memory?

Noob Troll #2: I lost my journal somewhere in the Dark Forest. Can you find it for me? If youcan find it, i will give you 2 tech security credits for it and some credits. I fear the GrinchInkster the guardian of the forest might have my journal.

Commander: Grinch Inkster? What a funny name that is.

Noob Troll #2: He may have a funny name, but its no laughing matter when he stomps all over you and plays that awful mad totem music at the same time.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: I didn't think you Trolls could be indimidated.

Noob Troll #2: The Grinch Inkster is a special exception to the rule in this case. Please get myjournal back.

Storm: The Grinch Inkster sounds like a weed to me. Maybe we need to pull this weed out and get that Troll's journal back. Since the Grinch Inkster is supposed to be the guardian of the forest so it might be a weed or a big tree or maybe its an overgrown gorilla or something. Dosen't matter to me. the bigger they are the harder they fall.

Storm: Never try to poke your nose into anyone's journal commander. Especially not a troll's.

Commander: Ok fine, we will respect your privacy and won't ask anymore questions about thejournal or what it contains that should be so important.

Noob Troll #2: That's good to know. Its only stuff that trolls need to know ok. You guys arenoobs.

Commander: Fine. Oh and we're not Noobs. We don't even look like them. Ok we will be going now.

Noob Troll #2: Well you're here on Noobus aren't you?

Commander: Yes but.

Noob Troll #2: Well anyone who's here on Noobus is offically a Noob got it. Ok well go and get my journal.

Cronis: Quite a demmanding little fellow isn't he?

Noob Troll #2: Get my journal back and you will get rewarded, no journal no reward. That's now it works around here.

Nosey Nella Parkbottom: What a troll.

Noob Troll #2: That's how it works according to Troll Rules in these parts, if you don't like the conditions then return back with all the other Noobs.

- script ends for this area for now.

------------------NOOBS CITY COMMUNICATIONS AREA -----------------------

Loana: At Last there's the Communication trader store we can try in there to find a bug translator.

Communciations Store Trader (script below)Communications Central TowerSatellite Control CenterHead down South Alleyway between Communication towerHead down North Area behind Communications towerTalk to Noob standing in the center of island with big treeTalk to other Noob standing by the trader store doorwayGo back the way you came

----------NOOBUS CITY COMMUNICATIONS TRADER STORE ------------

Noobus Communications Vendor: Veas hello, How may I help you people? I need a lot of help but at least I remembered the opening line.

Commander: We need a Stealer Bug decoder Translator chip.

Noobus Communications Vendor: Hmm, yes we do have one here, but its not a very cheap device. Do you happen to have a oh dear. OH DEAR.

Commander: Oh dear? What is it?

Noobus Communications Vendor: I seem to have forgotten what the selling price was forthe decoder. Drat, I remembered it a while ago. Now I've forgotten it. I'm one of the Least Forgetful Noobs around here but sometimes my memory just blows out on me with no warning at all like a lilo in the park.

Storm: Lilo in the park? That dosen't even make any sense.

Rex: Don't worry Storm, this whole planet has all gone cuckoo. None of it makes any sense to me.

Commander: Oh, well anyway, sorry we don't know what the price is either of the decoders. When did you last remember it?

Loana: Commander, you ask some of the most studpiest questions. The Noob can't even remember when he last lost his memory.

Noobus Communications Vendor: Nonsense, of course I remember when i last lost my memory.

Loana: And when was that?

Noobus Comunications Vendor: When my memory had the last blowout.

Loana: Oh, never mind.

Noobus Communciations Vendor: Hmm, Maybe you can guess the price for me and we will gowith that then. For I can't remember what I set the price at.

Commander: Ermm the price is

10 credits 50 credits100 Credits 250 credits 300 credits

Noobus Communications Vendor: Oh well, that will have to do.

+ If you already brought the decoder

Noobus Communications Vendor: Sorry, but I have no more left in stock, You alreadybrought the last one I had in the store. Sorry. I cannot sell you anymore of themand I cannot get anymore of them in as I don't know where my vendor list hasdissapeared to. Oh dear. I seem to have misplaced that as well.

Commander: Another memory blowout?

Noobus Communications Vendor: No, this time its a vendor list blowout. I can't find my vendor list. Drat. It might come to me sooner or later.

Storm: Noobs, they forgetting things Commander. I don't know if its even worthtrying to help them if they keep on forgetting stuff.

Commander: Yes they forget things these Noobs, but We need to help themso we can -

Storm: Yeah, yeah, get more experience, we KNOW Commander, you told us before.

Leave storeAsk Trader more questions about these bugs

+ You obtain the Bug Decoder Chip Device.+ You gain 50 noob experience points+ You have %noobexp% Noob Experience Points out of 30000

Noob Communications Vendor: Sorry you do not have enough credits to buy the item. I cannot sell it to you until you first get enough credits to buy it. now how didI remember that part?

Storm: Oh how irritating, i wish these Noobs would forget about not having enough credits.