Because I Am the Lowest Common Denominator…

…I found this simple sentence from the Globe’s Extra bases blog — “Papelbon Touched Again” — to be a thing of absolute beauty. The fact that Amalie Benjamin’s name appeared a scant three lines below it was gravy. Hell, if it equates to a Sox win, the Bot can get touched all he wants. F@#k, Teets and DeMarlo can feel each other up for a solid nine innings if it gets us to the playoffs.