The public relations industry enjoys drilling into its young whelps a single phrase to guide their decision-making: "Know your audience." Sadly, after all these years, the lesson still has not sunk in. This is PR Dummies: Evading the audience-seekers, every week.

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DORON OFIR CASTING IS SEEKING SINGLE AND PREGNANT WOMEN FOR NEW TV SERIES

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: LOS ANGELES, CA (August 1, 2012) – Doron Ofir Casting and a Major Cable Network officially announce the Nationwide search for single and newly pregnant women with big personalities to share their stories for a brand new love and relationship docu-series.

The iconic casting firm behind Mama Drama, Millionaire Matchmaker, RuPaul's Drag Race, Drag U and Jersey Shore are looking for pregnant single women who are embracing their independence, redefining social norms, and proving that having a baby is so much more than a woman's duty and showing by example that it's a choice.