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Words Women Use

Melissa sent me this in an e-mail…MAN! It was like someone was listening to us! Come on guys, tell me if you agree!

Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Don’t be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when
it’s
your turn to help do things around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in “fine” (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
“nothing”.)

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you – Do not question or faint. Just
say
“You’re welcome”.

8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “%@&* YOU!”

9.) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking “what’s wrong” – for the woman’s response, refer to #3.

Share this with the men you know to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember this terminology.

Share this with all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
because they know its true …