As Bart Simpson has shown, trolling people looking for love is usually a dick move. The trick, then, is to keep it short, keep it simple, and make it funny.

Hello Let's Date is a Tumblr that chronicles the text adventures of a Tinder member who...well, he's about what you should expect from a dating service that involves Facebook data and messages with strangers.

Some of these responses might, to the wrong/right person, be a bit much. Others, though, might actually result in dates if the dude's not careful.