East Coast desperation for In-N-Out burgers is running so high that this is happening: A website called Midtown Row is offering to overnight you two Double-Doubles. You can order your burgers "Classic" or "Animal Style," and on November 1, they will be purchased in your name, "fresh frozen," and delivered right to your door, all for the bargain price of $56. Sure, it's cheaper than a plane ticket, but consider what you're getting into here. We don't have a lot of personal experience with hamburger freezing, but our general understanding of science and cooking tells us that these puppies will come out of the icebox looking and tasting a lot worse for the wear. (Lettuce, tomato, and melted cheese don't usually take so well to the process.) Also, how to reheat it? Just stick it in the oven, toppings and all? Gross. It appears that Midtown Row itself senses this will end badly, stating in big, impossible-to-miss text: "We make no guarantees. We will ship with proper refrigeration via overnight mail, but reheat and consume at your own risk." Anyway, you can get in on it here, if you must. [via Eater]