Male man falls in love with a beautiful Dook woman (first joke), in order to marry her the man who is a kentucky fan has to agree to have half of his brain removed and become a dook fan. The Kentucky fan loves her so much he agrees to do this.

After surgery the Kentucky fan wakes up, the surgeon says I have some very bad news, we made a terrible mistake and removed 95% of your brain. The Kentucky Fan yells, &quot;Go Wolfpack!!!&quot;