With reactionary Bill O'Reilly going on and on about media black-out of news that could damage Dear Leader, and the GOP lackeys over at The Daily Caller with their claims of liberal media bias, I feel it's necessary to calm the proletariat with a PSA.

BTW: I denounce myself for using the racist term "black-out".

The New Media? Whatever for? I've got my Mainstream Media. If it's not reported by the NY Times, WAPO, the three networks or CNN, It's not worth knowing.

Good work superkommissar. Although our MSM mainly speaks the approved Truth, we are having problems with the Internet. I rarely go there except to look for Party-approved hardcore pornography or vodka but I have noticed that it is infested with reactionaries who seem to get away with anything. I think the Internet was a big mistake. Now, who invented the net? Yes, it was comrade Gore. Did he do it on purpose to give refuge to right wingers? Wouldn't that mean that he's a right wing plant? Or didn't he think ahead when he invented it? Which makes him an idiot. Idiocy that turns out to be bad for the party is a crime. So is being a right wing plant.

I say we show trial comrade Gore for his crimes against the collective.

Dear comrad Vodkov, while I do agree with the majority of the statements, lets us nit forget that we - the communist party of the United Democratic Socialist States of America are right here, and all those who oppose us (people with common sense) are lefties.

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

It's called the "reverse burqa." Works just the same.

But here's a burqa I bet you've never seen!

Mystery item No. 1

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And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

It's called the "reverse burqa." Works just the same.

But here's a burqa I bet you've never seen!

Mystery item No. 1

Burqa_Bicycle_Nude.jpg

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AKKKK!!! Now I am to be blinded by such bi-asses!

Where is bleach?! Where is the bleach?! My eyeballs need the cleaning!

I find her shade of lipstick and choice of a traditional hairstyle rather racist. Can we be sure this womyn in your ad is not a racist? Did she have any teabags on her person?CHAIRMAN! I denounce you for anti-transgender bias! How do you know that "she" is not a "he" or an "it" dressed in drag? How could you be so thoughtless? There are also other possibilities concerning her/his/its race...perhaps an undocumented democrat voter from parts furhter south? And what if "she's" carrying a litter of anchor babies??? Perhaps twins or even triplets??? Shame on you! Unless you confess, I am afraid I amy have to recommend you for participation in the ongoing Complete Circles of Life Bio-Chipmedical trials. http://thepeoplescube.com/topic5843.html

And unlike Chairman Punchenko, I am most taken with hairstyling of the lady. Perhaps the MTE should be of taking such notations. But she is wearing her niqab in such funny way as I never before to be of knowing. She must be of Western tribe.

It's called the "reverse burqa." Works just the same.

But here's a burqa I bet you've never seen!

Mystery item No. 1

Burqa_Bicycle_Nude.jpg

Hide it back (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

Comrade Square Although I found the picture as ignorable as a trainwreck, I was saddened to notice the abscence of our Comrade Flat Garreth™ . Please tell me that Comrade Garreth is O.K.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia

CNN: Trump reverses Obama's executive order banning hurricanes

ISIS claims responsibility for a total solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers

When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was

CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry

Pelosi: 'We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for'

BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago. Everything is dead. All is lost. Life on Earth is no more.

DNC to pick new election slogan out of four finalists: 'Give us more government or everyone dies,' 'Vote for Democrats or everyone dies,' 'Impeach Trump or everyone dies,' 'Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies'

Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" is humanity's last chance to save the Earth before it ends five years ago

Experts: The more we embrace diversity the more everything is the same

Study: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote

The Evolution of Dissent: on November 8th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist - or it will once again be patriotic as it was for 8 years under George W. Bush

Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food

China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'

Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%

America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine

Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths

Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise