According to a recent study, sixty three percent of the US population plays video-games. Despite this being several times greater than the percentage of the population that reads for fun, there’s still a huge negative stigma attached to the hobby. Media freak-outs aside, there’s a strong negative connotation attached to gamers as horrifying monstrosities of pent up violence and poor social skills, one funny look away from a school shooting.
As a result of this, many people find themselves with a very enjoyable hobby which is greeted with blank incomprehension or outright distrust by everyone around them, including romantic partners. So, let’s say that you are one of these people, and you’d like to get your significant other involved in your hobby, at least enough to understand the appeal. How do you go about it? Well,

1. Find their gateway drug

Videogames are an extremely varied medium. You’ve got everything from Wii Sports to Manhunt, from Left 4 Dead to Scribblenauts. There’s something for everyone. Maybe they don’t like watching eight-foot-tall muscle tumors with biceps the size of mules chainsawing their way through major alien civilizations. Maybe they get eye-strain from staring at all the little units in RTS’s. As you presumably know what they’re interested in, find a game with a hook that appeals to them. If they like zombie movies, the Left 4 Dead games are a slam dunk. If they like history, there are a number of fairly accurate WWII shooters, or RTS’s that they might enjoy. If they like sci fi or fantasy, there are a dozen rich, complex and engaging games in both those genres that would work wonders. Bioware’s offerings, like Mass Effect or Dragon Age are both mature, deep, and well-plotted experiences that hold up well against many films in both genres.

Though, the bar isn't exactly high.

2. Start slow.

Let’s be clear, here: There are games, and then there are games. Some games are fun, light diversions that you can pick up in an afternoon. Other games are Sisyphean exercises in inhuman frustration that require borderline masochism to complete.

Okay, I think I've almost figured out the next boss. I just have to whistle 'America the Beautiful' backwards while tapping out the Fibbonaci sequence on the left mouse button in binary.

While the latter are fine for veteran gamers looking for a challenge, they are not good ways to introduce someone to the genre. Don’t start them off with, say, Dwarf Fortress, a game with a vertical learning curve and an interface that looks like a spread sheet having a seizure. The game is incredibly deep, but for a new gamer, getting over the immediate obstacles will simply be too frustrating. It’d be like starting off a new reader on Tolstoy.

There are two kinds of people in the world who can tell you what's going on in the above image: one play Dwarf Fortress, and the others aren't allowed sharp objects.

Avoid excessively complex games, and play on easy mode when possible. It may be a little slow for you, but you have miles of synaptic connections that they lack. You have reflexes in abstract space. They’ve got to build all that from scratch, and it’s going to take some time. Also, consider leaving online games until later: there’s always a period of getting your ass kicked before you get the hang of it, and they tend to lack the narrative hooks.

There are always exceptions.

3. Play together.

If you’re trying to get someone interested in gaming, co-op mode is a godsend. It allows you to show them the basics, and help them past the initial frustrations. It also turns it into a bonding experience: something that the two of you can enjoy together, which is the whole point of this exercise in the first place. Even in games without co-op, you can still play together, particularly if it’s a more cerebral game. Sharing a character can be a very pleasant experience, although it can lead to some interesting fights if they log on after a late night to find that your shared fallout 3 character is naked at the base of the Washington monument, surrounded by empty beer bottles and dead hookers.

It starts with one drink - then, the next thing you know, you're chatting up some ghoul stripper and you don't know where your pants are.

When gaming together, it is very important that you exercise patience, as much as possible. It can be painful to watch someone fumbling their way through minor enemy fights and, say, getting killed by headcrabs. It’s fine to help them out if they’re really stuck, but let them figure it out, if you can.

4. Be prepared to show an interest in their hobbies as well.

It’s only polite. And, hey, you might find that you like one of their hobbies as well. The whole point of this is to find things in common, and that goes both ways. Plus, it might make them more receptive to your weird past-times.

5. Embrace casual gaming.

Yes, it’s kind of crappy, but it’s also easy to get into and highly addictive, and has a good complexity curve – there’s always a game just a little deeper than what you’re playing now. If you’re interested in getting someone into gaming, it isn’t a bad place to start. Try Guitar Hero, or something similar, and then graduate to something a bit more interesting Just make sure they don’t get stuck playing Peggle and never move on. That game will eat your life.

They dust the disk with heroin.

6. Be prepared to accept failure gracefully.

Some people just don’t like certain things. Banana milkshakes, erotic woodcarving, the Eagles: all these things are just a matter of taste. Despite your best efforts, they might just not like gaming. If this is the case, accept it gracefully and move on. You presumably have other things in common. Hopefully, they’ll at least understand some of the appeal, and gain a better grasp of how you spend your time.

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08.02.10 at 10:29 am

Aces High

Tennis games work best. You can play doubles together, and to hit is simply one button. If you’ve ever played TopSpin or VirtuaTennis, you know they are a blast and easy to learn. My girl even asks to play it and sometime plays by herself. Imagine that…the possibilities are endless. Good luck.

08.02.10 at 11:28 am

Mazer

I say just be happy a girl likes you and don’t press you luck by actually sharing with her things you like (aka the real you). It will probably go badly.

08.02.10 at 1:19 pm

Sam C Kerby

I count myself very fortunate. My wife of 22 years, is a video game junkie. She plays more video games than I do, and she’s very good at them. Plus we both love comics, rock/metal music, fast cars, drinking… best woman a man can find. She’s a keeper!!!

08.02.10 at 1:41 pm

Dan Seitz

Peggle is indeed the soul-eater. But my girlfriend loves it, so it sits on my PS3.

08.02.10 at 2:02 pm

Joe Rudkin

A good hard slap to the face will usually do the trick

08.02.10 at 3:22 pm

Kenny Powers

@ Joe, when you spend too much time gaming you get slapped too? Solidarity my brothers

08.02.10 at 6:11 pm

Hank

My girl loves Little Big Planet. It’s a great game to start on as long as they don’t mind some amount of frustration from repeated death.

08.03.10 at 2:12 pm

steve

As a bona fide misogynist I say who gives a flying fuck. Stop pretending to play house. Just bone her, send her packing then play video games by yourself. They’re no fun to play when you’re trying to teach some whiny cunt where the X button is.

08.03.10 at 3:57 pm

Hybrid

If they’re not interested, who cares? But then again, it is fun to play a FPS when both of you are pissed off.

08.05.10 at 12:18 pm

Felis

I’m a girl gamer and have been since the Super Nintendo was the cutting edge of gaming. Final Fantasy VI (when it was called III) and Super Mario World, good times.

I find myself personally interested in games that offer lots of choices, like Dragon Age, Oblivion, Fable, etc. I imagine most girls would enjoy a choice in gender and potentially wooing Alistair, or becoming the Listener of the Black Hand. Then again, Grand Theft Auto never fails to calm me down when I’m pissed off. You’d be shocked how easily hormones are calmed by going on a mass killing spree! Get your girl the tank and weapon cheats and leave her alone, she’ll be giggling in no time.

But if you wanna stay on the safe side, Kingdom Hearts and all sequels are girly as hell and full of anime pretty boys and fruity Disney characters.

However, if your lady-friend is actually intelligent, she’d definitely like something more like Dragon Age, or an ever-amazing game like Shadow of the Colossus. The Zelda series is a personal favorite, mostly because I love puzzles. For more intense puzzles, try something like Soul Reaver 2. Now those are some REAL vampires. None of this sparkly bullshit.

Also, if your girl is into Twilight, dump her on the spot. Don’t torture yourself. The sex can’t possibly be good enough to put up with that.

08.11.10 at 9:47 am

Melfox

I’m a girl who only got interested in video games in the past few years.
I agree wholeheartedly with Felis, for me the best games are ones like Oblivion and Dragon Age. Oblivion was my gateway drug game. One reason was because you can change the difficulty level, while more experienced gamers enjoy the high difficulty, beginning gamers can become frustrated if they die in the tutorial by rats. Also I look for games that have a great story– but not one where you need to have played past games to understand (ex. Metal Gear Solid 4)
If you can’t get your significant other to try a game, try playing it and having them watch. My boyfriend, or one of our friends would always be found playing the game, and that’s how I got hooked on the story, and wanted to play myself.
Kingdom hearts might be a good first game, as everyone knows Disney characters, and a lot of girls love them.
If Dragon Age had been out when I started, it would have made me want to play it, as I am a fantasy lover. For a beginning gamer having a game with a great story keeps them playing, as they might be less interested in the type of game/ controls.
Little big planet is also a winner– I haven’t met someone yet who didn’t get addicted to it.