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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Overheard: what are they teaching you at that school edition

Little girl at school: Hey, do you know what x-rated meansLittle boy: blank stareMe: (thinking) holy crap this could get really bad, really fast but I don't want to make a huge deal out of it, in case it is nothingLG: I was x-rated onceMe: WTF!LG yeah, it was my ear, they took pictures of it.Me: Oh, you mean x-RAYED, not x-rated! woo

Little boy: get out of the way, fat ass.Other teacher: you don't say that, not nice, apologize, time out etcLittle boy called name: He didn't call me fat ass, he called me Fed Ex

Seriously, so going to be my new insult!

MT: I don't know how to play this game.Non: Well let me look at the directions and I'll tell you what to do.MT: I already read the directions and they didn't do any good.Non: Uh, you can't read, that is why they didn't help.MT: huh, maybe that's why