One Line Jokes Funny

One Line Jokes :Hello Friends Now I am going to share one line Jokes for Funny These One line Jokes are very hilarious jokes which make us happy and laugh loud.they are very much helpful when we get bored and when we are alone.People enjoy these jokes when they were travelling alone and when they are in off mood.These jokes rejunavate us an make us fresh and active.Also when we are depressed and sad then also these kind of jokes are very useful.They make us transform to new levels of happiness.

These jokes can be enjoyed by one and all as the are clean and neat jokes. These jokes can be enjoyed by kids,youngsters,middle age people and elderly people.kids enjoy the jokes very much and they laugh loud and make us laugh too.middle age peoples forget all the worries and stress by enjoying these kind of jokes.elderly people will relax an enjoy these jokes and forget thier boredom.These jokes can be enjoyed at any funtions and get togethers also.when we meet our friends or relatives after a long time we can sit together and enjoy these jokes and make everyone happy and also the surroundings happy. Let’s enjoy the jokes.

One Line Jokes Funny

One Line Jokes :1.You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.

2.A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

3.For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

4.The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.

5.I bet you I could stop gambling.

6.I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I’ll start calling them traditions.

7.A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

8.I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.

9.Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.

10.Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

funny one liners on life

11.Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

A: Snowballs.

12.Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

13.It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

14.Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

15.I got caught in police speed trap yesterday. The officer walked up to my car and said “I’ve been waiting all day for you ” Well I said. I got here as fast as I could.

16.If time is money are ATM’s time machines?

17.Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

18.Never trust a dog to watch your food.

19.A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

20.My job is secure. No one else wants it.

funny one liners on life

21.America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.

22.I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.

23.My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

24.One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday – eight hours.

25.Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?