A Real Fucking Vampire

Notes

"Dear Chief Replacement: I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY. Follow me on Twitter @ thecrimsonfuckr. Sincerely, Alucard."

A mix for the contemptible, horrible, bastard of an out-of-control child that is Alucard. Or at least, his Abridged counterpart.