Let me just start by saying that "Shut the Fuck Up Sunday" is the best idea I have ever read. I am loathe to have two consecutive FluterDale Dumps parallel Burt's earlier postings ... but I was on the verge of declaring something less eloquent, myself.

SO EVERYONE WHO HAS SPOKEN TO ME TODAY CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP. IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I NEVER GET TO PARTICIPATE IN FUCK IT FRIDAY ANYMORE.

You guys having the mustache battle can shut the fuck up. Sorry, AcidMartini and Ph.Dad, it's nothing personal. It's just that my dad has Wilford Brimley's walrus mustache and it is the best mustache of all time. It is known.