So I'm bored. I see other users have posted AMAs similar to this
so why not give it a shot? Ask me anything and I'll try and write
the most sarcastic best answer I can possibly give. Now you
might think "what does this guy do that makes him worth an AMA?"
Nothing. Literally nothing. I creepy around the internet being a
nerd and worshipping memes. Now let's get this mess started.