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Welcome to "Be the Amazing Racer", an interactive dialogue and elimination game. This is not a contest, and there are no points. Simply lots of trash talk about contestants.

Do you wish you could be a Racer? Do you find yourself yelling at the TV? Do you wish you could speak for some of these yahoos? NOW YOU CAN...

RULES1. Casting: Sign up for a Character from the show to speak for/represent (a sign up post is below). One spot per character - first come basis. You may not be someone already taken or reserved. I try to be fair and work it out if there is a problem.2. Please post at least once a week/episode, at least until your team is eliminated, after that - optional, you may still add comments. If you're gonna be out or you'd like to "osten", just send me a PM. If you miss 2 weeks without notice, I will have to reassign the character. 3. Sign the bottom of EVERY post you write with your Survivor's name or picture. characters are difficult to keep track of. ok? I will provide you with a pic, or if you are really a DAW, you could add it as an extension to your existing sigpic.4. Speak as your character would speak, and speak for them. Share your character's inner thoughts about what happened in the episode, and what they think of the other Survivors. Praise, tease or Bash away. Be Funny. 5. Have fun, this is not for SERIOUS bashing. Also, be careful not to post any big spoilers (like who is going). Don't bash other players personally. 6. If your character's eliminated, you get the priviledge of writing your own "final remarks", so PLEASE DO. You are encouraged to continue to post. 7. If your character wins, you win.... the coveted title of Amazing Race Winner and that is all.8. Anyone not signed up as a character/survivor, is still invited to make comments about the characters or about posts, just please do not speak as a character - just be yourself, or a cameraperson, etc. Anyone can be a cameraperson this season!

If you still are confused or undecided, please visit the Survivor Basher forum or Apprentice general Forum and see the same games there.

ETA: OK, I have assigned so far. It is also possible to be 2 people (on different teams), which also keeps you around in case your 1st team loses. Let me or Draco know. I have put you all in somewhere to try to cover the teams, not because of best fit. So, if you are eliminated early, you can (probably) still be added to another team with only one person so far.

Simply reply to this post (or the above) and put which character from the show you would like to be. Keep in mind that there are teams of 2, and someone will sign up to be your team member. If you know another poster would like to be on your team, you can reserve their spot, but I will need confirmation within 2 days, or will reassign.

Ok so there I was chilling mind my business and hopefully picking up a few easy dollars. I thought that there was no way in hell that We were even going to come into play unless somesone was either really desperate, real lazy or real stupid. Along came those geeks who luckily picked another guide and then out of nowhere came your annoying a55. That was the eye of the tiger look that you saw in my face it was a look of annoyance. I should have drowned your annoying a55 titanic style when I had the chance. I still have a headache from all your screaming.

Well, I was planning on getting this started today, but we're still less than half full, so it's looking like we may wait until Wednesday morning after Episode 2. Just because your "racer" has been eliminated doesn't mean you can't continue to comment on other racers' progress.

By the way, Avi and Joe were not on the list, but they are open as well, if someone wants to take the New York Jews in Iceland!

Oh Phil, the sooner we get started the better. Jonny is a bit of a control freak and if we don't start soon... I'm just sooo worried about how he'll react. It's just best to bow down to him, stay out of his way, let him run all over you...

Thanks alot. Because of your girlfriend and her inabbilty to read she just cost me 30 bucks. I bet my co-worker that there was no way that anybody could be that stupid as to put unleaded gas in a Diesel tank especially when it says Diesal. Even if you an't read you shoud know that Unleaded does not begin with a D sheesh. Now thanks to yall I have to put up new idiot proof signs to make sure that this foolishness doesn't happen again. I don't feel so guilty now about overcharging yall by 50 dollars for my work.

Right now, I'd be offering to be whichever one of Lena/Kristy is left, but I don't have that...er...biting wit that some to of the others here have and I'm sure I'd be a disappointment, so, for now, I'll just enjoy your humour.

Hey TV Geek ~ I'm with you! I wasn't sure about trying this because I don't have a biting sense of humour either, but I thought hey this is going to be fun. With more practice, maybe our biting sense of humour will come through!

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