Things have really slowed down lately. Maybe people are becoming more cautious. K.R. ’04 writes:

Are you really the prez, or are you like those faux Donald Trump and Paris Hilton pages? If you’re really him, then I want to challenge you to a game of Monopoly! I have Lord of the Rings monopoly, and I’m pretty good myself, so I want to see if you can beat me! Also, my frat is having a kick-ass Mardi Gras party this Saturday, so you should come check us out!

Running a major university is such a bore. If it was not for Thefacebook and frat parties, I don’t think I could live through it all. I just need to find some beads now.