Spanish Women

The Spanish women don't wear slacksBecause their hips are too enormous.'Tis true each bulbous bosom lacksNo inspiration that should warm us;But how our ardor seems to freezeWhen we behold their bulgy knees!

Their starry eyes and dusky hair,Their dazzling teeth in smile so gracious,I love, but oh I wish they wereNot so confoundedly curvacious.I'm sure I would prefer them willowy,Instead of obviously pillowy.

It may be that they're plump becauseThe caballeros like them that way;Since men are lean and Nature's lawsOf contrast sway them to the fat way:For few their dames as much adore, asThe señors love their sleek señoras.

Well, each according to his taste.The dons prefer their women lardy,But me, I likes a tiny waist,And breast that fits a hand that's hardy:In short, my bottom money backsThe baby who looks well in slacks.