A place in Ohio that is not found on most maps.
Where a truck stop is the local hang-out for farmers and teens alike.
Where there is more corn than people.
The home of Kelly who is ohh so awesome!

Dude, I can't find Alvada. Oh shit I must have blinked when passing it.
Hey wanna have lunch in Alvada. Sure do you wanna go to the truck stop or the truck stop.
All of the fields in Alvada make me dizzy.
Kelly used to live in hick ass Alvada, thank God she found her way out of the fields.