Justin Bieber Has Mastered the Art of Dirtbag Grooming

Welcome to another edition of Grooming Gods: a weekly recap of the best celebrity haircuts, beards, and other grooming adventures, courtesy of our favorite stylish gentlemen across the globe. This week the line between bad and good hair blurred, and stylish guys took big chances on unconventional accessories and aggressive cuts. From frosted tips to fall fashion headbands, these moves were impossible to ignore.

Justin Bieber’s Dirtbag Hair

Justin Bieber falls into a genre of rebel that Billy Bob Thornton, Tommy Lee, and Pete Davidson also belong to. It’s a persona that demands getting dressed as if in the dark, frequent public makeouts, and trying on grooming looks most men wouldn’t dare touch. This week, for example, Bieber wore his dirty, unbrushed hair tied up with a very elegant scarf. It almost felt like a dare.

Lakeith Stanfield’s Big Part

Lakeith Stanfield’s perfect Ermenegildo Zegna Couture tuxedo and unflappable confidence won the Emmy Awards red carpet, but his A+ grooming game certainly didn’t hurt matters. Like most guys, Stanfield went a little more polished with his hair that night, with perfectly twisted and defined ends and a hard, diagonal part. It worked.

Joe Keery’s Agassi Tips

Joe Keery, meanwhile, managed to make his epic flow even more attention-grabbing by showing up to the Emmys with what appeared to be blonde highlights. Now his mullet is lingering somewhere between “lion’s mane” and “Andre Agassi at his hair prime” which, all things considered, is a pretty epic grooming Venn diagram to land on.

Stephen Colbert's Silver Beard

Colbert might have a thing or two to learn about beard care, but you can’t tell from the way he looked at the EMmys. Great cheekline, great neckline, great length, zero patches, perfect color. Throw in a salt-and-pepper flow that Santa wishes he could rock and he’s gone from sainthood to full-on grooming god status.

Cameron Dallas’ Flat-Cap Flow

If you’re going to wear a flat cap, you’ve got to bring some Peaky Blinders badassery to the whole thing, which usually means stuffing it on your head with little consideration for the hair beneath. Cameron Dallas, he of Vine fame, decided to take the Newsies route and leave a tuft of boyish wavy hair out in front. He’s 24, so we’ll allow it.

Zachary Quinto’s Grease ‘n’ Stubble Combo

When you’re dating a 29-year-old model with a mop of perfect curls (that'd Miles McMillan, the guy on his phone), it can be hard to stand out in the grooming arena. Zachary Quinto, with his extra-thick eyebrows, greased up, stick-straight hair, and aggressively even stubble is the rare man for the job. This is something to aspire to when you’re choosing a cut and experimenting with product.

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Lakeith Stanfield’s perfect Ermenegildo Zegna Couture tuxedo and unflappable confidence won the Emmy Awards red carpet, but his A+ grooming game certainly didn’t hurt matters. Like most guys, Stanfield went a little more polished with his hair that night, with perfectly twisted and defined ends and a hard, diagonal part. It worked.

Lakeith Stanfield’s Big Part

Steve Granitz

Joe Keery, meanwhile, managed to make his epic flow even more attention-grabbing by showing up to the Emmys with what appeared to be blonde highlights. Now his mullet is lingering somewhere between “lion’s mane” and “Andre Agassi at his hair prime” which, all things considered, is a pretty epic grooming Venn diagram to land on.

Joe Keery’s Agassi Tips

Frazer Harrison

Colbert might have a thing or two to learn about beard care, but you can’t tell from the way he looked at the EMmys. Great cheekline, great neckline, great length, zero patches, perfect color. Throw in a salt-and-pepper flow that Santa wishes he could rock and he’s gone from sainthood to full-on grooming god status.

Stephen Colbert's Silver Beard

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If you’re going to wear a flat cap, you’ve got to bring some Peaky Blinders badassery to the whole thing, which usually means stuffing it on your head with little consideration for the hair beneath. Cameron Dallas, he of Vine fame, decided to take the Newsies route and leave a tuft of boyish wavy hair out in front. He’s 24, so we’ll allow it.

Cameron Dallas’ Flat-Cap Flow

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When you’re dating a 29-year-old model with a mop of perfect curls (that'd Miles McMillan, the guy on his phone), it can be hard to stand out in the grooming arena. Zachary Quinto, with his extra-thick eyebrows, greased up, stick-straight hair, and aggressively even stubble is the rare man for the job. This is something to aspire to when you’re choosing a cut and experimenting with product.