19 August 2014

Spanking the Monkey

I don't know anyone who has ever walked into a public shower and seen another bloke beating his meat. I have a feeling that sort of thing happens far more often in porn than it does in the real world. I do know someone who saw a man fucking a woman in a men's shower at a gym, but that's hardly the same thing.

I've never really understood how the phrase "spanking the monkey" could be used with any semblance of accuracy to describe masturbation. This lad's motions look a bit like spanking, so perhaps that's a hint about the term's origins.

Are these amateur selfies or a porn star? Does anyone recognize him? I found these at the Hot as Fuck blog, a good site to surf for some prime eye candy.

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