First time I came to Colorado and went to the Gorge, my friend and I(who were absolutely stoned immaculate),got sucked into Buck Skin Joe tourist trap.
The proprietors talked us into riding the train out to the edge of the canyon.
So we are sitting with tickets in hand waiting for the train to return and then, here it came,, we hadn't realized it was a kiddie train,haha
We are both over 6ft so it was pretty comical to ride this little train around all stoned out,lol

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