Student Confessions: Sex Sharting, Fake MacBooks And Face Penises

This week's student confessions are perhaps the dirtiest yet. From breaking wind and following through during a sex session to leaving used condoms in your younger brother's Christmas present we think this lot are some of the best yet.

Me and all the girls went on a night out in Chester. One friend had to call it a night at around half 12 so her and another one of our mates got in a taxi and went back to her uni house. When the rest of us finally got back I walk in to find our two mates from earlier, the first was sprawled fully naked face down on the bed, the second was flat out, snoring her head off in a washing basket.