Friday, January 13, 2006

Lost

Lost is the most amazing television show in the entire universe. The only show that can even compare to Lost in it's greatness is Family Guy. But that's an altogether different genre.

Normally in my blog, I gripe about the unfairness of life, stupidity of others and...well...that's about it. But once in a while; just once in a while, life hands you something so phenomenal that it makes you take your hat off and have a moment of respectful silence. Like at those things where someone is dead. That's what Lost does for me.

If you've never seen the show and you had someone explain it to you, it would seem terrible. Basically, some people are on a plane and the plane crashes on some remote island. They crash way off course, so no help can come to rescue them. They need to survive on the island making do with what they have.

With that synopsis, I'm sure no one (including myself) would ever watch the show. HOWEVER, Lost is so much more than that. It keeps you guessing at every corner. Every character on Lost has this intense past that keeps coming at you in the form of flashbacks. To add to the terror of being planewrecked on an island, there's apparently some monster on the loose. And also, there are some other people -evil people- on the island that sabotage and kill the people who are planewrecked.

Here is a brief synopsis of all the character who are important:

Jack - The main character. He's a doctor and is awesome. Dude performs a blood transfusion with the needle from a sea urchin.

Locke - An old guy who is awesome at everything and used to be in a wheelchair. Somehow the crash/the island gave him the use of his legs back and he walks around killing boars and finding exciting things.

Lost is my favorite show. So props to you. But it sounds like you've been watching a dvd of earlier seasons cuz now there's more characters and lots more has happened... and two of the characters you mentioned are dead now... best show ever. (will you buy me some mcdonald's anyway??)

I didn't tell you who dies. Relax. Plus it's all over the comercials and in magazines and stuff, so you're bound to come across it real soon anyway unless you get watching and catch up. It gets even better.. you don't even know.

I 100% agree with what was said on this blog (except for some of the character stuff.) I think Boone is great...and it's his sister through marriage...not real sister!! Oh and i'm done the whole DVD set now so you can have it all....its at work for you!!! Lata!!

Hendy I took your advise to lick your sweaty nut sack. However it seems you are quite anatomically incorrect not unlike Barbie. Now go back to your mondain life of petty squaballing on the internet where behind a screen name even you can earn Hero cookies by talking dirty.

Im sorry, anonymous, if you continue to post comments on my blog, I will have to call your mother. You must have at least a grade 5 English course under your belt before you start surfing the internet. Oh, and sorry about your demotion at SARCAN.

Hello "hendy", it's anonymous "2" again. Seeing as you mentioned licking sweaty ball sacks, I figured that you must have some experience in that "arena." I really want to do it right, so any tips you have would be greatly appreciated. Also, would sweaty ball sack licking be considered inappropriate while one is watching Care Bears? or Lost perhaps, because watching Lost is the equivalent of choking on a short and curly hair while sucking a sweaty ball sack! Just my opinion!

First of all anonymous, that is ridiculously gay for even pretending that I let you anywhere near me. It's funny that you mention that I hide behind screen names when it's you who won't even get out from under 'anonymous'. And as for anonymous #2 (who I assume is the same person pretending he is a friend, there can only be one person dumb enough in the world to do this) if you want to know how to lick sweaty ball sacks then ask your alter ego. I'm sure he gets paid really well walking the streets outside the rainbow, waiting for someone who might just be drunk enough to take him home.

Okay, you guys got me! I'm both anonymous and anonymous "2"! I can't believe it took you two (who are obviously mental giants) this long to figure out who I am. I mean I am obviously a gay, friendless, grade 5, Care Bear watching, self blowing, Sarcan employee, who lives with his mom, and hangs out outside of the rainbow?! First of all you two are truly deductive geniuses, and second of all what is the rainbow?? I so enjoy this friendly banter, and am so insulted that hendy claims he wouldn't let me near him! I mean assuming hendy is a guy, he sounds hot! Lbomb sounds interesting but not nearly as hot! No offence!