Comme des Garcons delve deep into granny’s sewing basket

“Any old rags? Any old rags?”

Well, it’s certainly creative, we’ll give it that. And you’d never run out of scarves while you were wearing it. Given that it’s, you know, pretty much made of knotted-together scarves. It would come in handy if you wanted to dress up as Cinderella this Halloween. And… no, we give up, we can’t think of any more positive comments to make about this. The fact that it costs £950 must’ve broken our brains.