Hi-Rez Studios announces an April 12th release date for Tribes: Ascend, their upcoming multiplayer first-person shooter remake they are describing as the "world’s fastest shooter. They celebrate the news with a new Llama Island parody trailer: "Tribes is all about speed and movement," explains Todd Harris, Hi-Rez Studios Chief Operating Officer. "In fact the community uses the term llama to refer to a player moving too slowly, like a plodding llama. So this video demonstrates the perils of trying to capture a flag while going too slow. The outcome is predictable but no less tragic."

I'm not a fan of stacking. It's a lot more fun when it's competitive than one sided. HiRez needs to implement a random team feature. I want randomness to place me on a team if so choose to, so I'm looking for a Random button instead of picking from Blood Eagle or Diamond Sword.