I am a small brown bear
.... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy,
football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?

WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Daddy brort home a great new book for me, all about PANTS!!! But not just eny pants, ROYAL PANTS!!!! Wa-heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is-

It says that the laydy hoo looks arfter the Queen's pants is called "Dilys". HAAAAAhahaha! Dilly dident like this idea. She sez pants are Silly Bear Nonsense. Just the thort of it made her snowt bend in the middol. This jus made it even better!

The book sez that the Queen has pants fer all diffrent occayzjuns. It even gives a Pant Identity Wall Chart, (jus like mine):

It's not often that I'm lost fer werds on pantayshusness, but even I had to pause in admirayshun at these wuns:

I suggest yu donate them to yor Bear for his bed. My bed is made almost entirely of Daddy's old/faded/holey pants ("Geez, Batman, Holy Pants!") except of corse fer the Simpsons wuns that I bort him fer Chrismos wun year an then took bak, cos I appryshyaytid them mor than he did.

Watch footie on the internet:

Thank you for your visit. Bob's off for a dam' good frolic now:

A note on "Bear English"

Some people have written to me to say that they can't read my blogs cos ov my Bear English. We do spell some things differently, mostly phonetically. Sorry. We also say 'der' for 'the' and 'dat' for 'that'. To try to make it easier for you, I am now trying to remember to use "th" insted. But my oldest posts will stay mostly in the original Bear English.... Please "BEAR" wiv me. If you can't read me, please come back wiv a good strong cup ov tea an a choklit biskit, an try den! I mean THen!
(It's the polar bear influence, you see, because in Icelandic the 'th' sound is spelt with a 'd'.)