With the NBA season fast approaching, Nets guard Jason Kidd is already getting into mid-season form. Last week the All-Star allegedly put the suavest moves imaginable on a 23-year-old aspiring model at a club in New York City's "ritzy" Meatpacking District.

The complaint says Kidd was partying at club Tenjune on Little West 12th St. when he walked up to the woman and grabbed her crotch at about 2:30 a.m., a police source said.

The woman said she and Kidd got into an argument and he grabbed her a second time, the source said. Bouncers broke up the spat. Kidd was not ejected from the club, the source said.

Well, of course he wasn't ejected. The man's a star, and this chick is just some super-hot uptight broad who doesn't understand what an honor it is to receive the attention of the best all-around point guard in the game. Doesn't she understand that getting her crotch grabbed is compliment?

Man. And to think: the Meatpacking District gets a bad rap for being filled with creepy douchebags from New Jersey.