George Clooney: Make me babies

George Clooney must be gay because he has no understanding of human pregnancy. Unless he plans to steal TomKat’s baby machine and turn it to level “Nublex 6,” he’s going to be sadly disappointed with his demand on some poor unsuspecting woman’s uterus.

“I want to be married with six kids by next year. I want six little sextuplets around but I don’t really make New Year’s resolutions.”

I have a better idea. Why don’t we just give the babies of Ben Affleck, Gwen Stefani, Matt Damon, Britney Spears, Tom Cruise and Gwyneth Paltrow to George. He reaches part of his goal, and I don’t have to stay up at night worrying if K-Fed is spending the kid’s trust fund on weed and throwback jerseys. Or hell, if that doesn’t work, Clooney can just steal kids from third world countries like Brangelina.