Byron and Ivan riff on Hillary Clinton somehow managing to not get indicted, Bernie Sanders selling out, and Trudeau’s New Canada before Byron nips out for a “massage” mid-show, leaving our American pal Leroy Leroux to take his place discussing news stories about Pride, why it’s better to watch baseball than train for it, wristbands that stop rape, and a Saudi Arabian dog beauty contest.

Plus: Byron returns for This Week in History (complete with just a slight bit of misunderstanding about Boris Yeltsin) and the Tao of Trump.