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Monday, July 2, 2007

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled itover to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach thebuttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store-ownerobserved and listened to the conversation: The boy asked," Lady, Can yougive me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already havesomeone to cut my lawn." Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price ofthe person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. The woman responded thatshe was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.The little boy found more perseverance and offered," Lady, I'll even sweepyour curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawnin all of North Palm beach, Florida." Again the woman answered in thenegative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store-owner, who was listening to all, this, walked over to the boy andsaid," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and, wouldlike to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was justchecking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who isworking for that lady, I was talking to!"