Mel Simons prompts such television greats as "Uncle Miltie" and Steve Allen to share their remembrances. Clayton Moore recites "The Lone Ranger Creed," Larry Storch (F Troop) comments on the state of today's off-color comedy, eighty-year-old George Jessel tries to steal Mel's girlfriend, and legendary crooner (and former barber) Perry Como offers to give Mel "a good haircut." Mel's telephone interviews are so vivid and so fun, you'll think you're eavesdropping on a party line.