Lisa: I’m in the final two, I should be happy But al I want to do is spend more time with my pappy Now that you’re gone, Dad, I miss you so much And your threats against teamsters and techies and such Your management style was like Attila the Hun You were vicious, malicious, but you got the job done I’m sorry I hurt you, but please don’t be sad You’re no longer my coach, but you’re always my Dad.

Cameron: I’m a privileged boy, it’s great I gotta tell ya Privileged boy, my Dad can buy and sell ya It really doesn’t matter that you’re on the list in front of me I’m gonna get your table ’cause I always tip the maitre d’ And then I’ll go to Yale, because I am a legacy I’m better than you!

Homer: The girl I love’s got beautiful hair A blue bouffant from here to there Snow White teeth, her lips are red She’s the Wilma to my FredOh the girl I love’s got beautiful (gasp) eyes When happy they sparkle, when sad they cries Those eyes are gems beyond appraisal A stunning shade of purest…

(Sung by dog versions of Simpsons characters)Marge: Any minute now He’ll scamper through that doggie doorHomer: Any minute now I’ll be the dog she’s looking forBarflies: Any minute now You’ll be stuck with her broodPatty/Selma: Any minute now This pooch will know she’s screwedMarge: My heart tells me to trust himPatty/Selma: But your head knows he’s a houndHomer: I want to do the right thingMoe: Come on, with all this high class tail around?Fleas: Any minute now Our girl will make a brand new startPatty/Selma: Yes!Marge: Any minute now I won’t care that he broke my heartHomer/Marge: Any minute now

Lurleen Lumpkin: I was cryin’ in my cradle When my daddy hopped a train He left a hole in my heart And filled it up with pain I know no amount of liqour Will sooth my aching ticker ‘Cause the love for my deadbeat daddy Is still pumping through my veins.

Lurleen Lumpkin: Thirty years you made me cry But now I see ya ain’t such a bad guy I haven’t felt this good since the Lord knows whenAnd I’m sure you got a million reasons For being gone a hundred twenty seasons But Daddy’s back and I’m feeling like a daughter againAll: Yeah Daddy’s back!Lurleen Lumpkin: And I’m feeling like a daughterAll: Daddy’s back!Bart: And she’s feeling like she oughtaAll: Daddy’s back!Royce Lumpkin: And he’s drinking bottled waterLisa: Keep it down! I’m reading Harry PotterMarge: My body washes Estee LauderAll: Daddy’s back and I’m feeling like a daughter again!Grampa: And here comes Grampa with an otter!