Monday, June 03, 2013

Hey, if we can't have a good team, we can at least have an interesting one, no? Today of course marks the major-league debut of one Yasiel Puig, whom Dodger fans have been pining for since he lit up spring training. And since we know phenoms never disappoint, here's what Puig will probably definitely do tonight:

four grand slams (sure, he's leading off. He'll find a way)

four bat flips

four about-to-be burned American flags saved

four base coaches saved from attacks by drunken lunatics

Anything less? Total disappointment.

Still not enough drama for you? Don't forget this:

Will Carlos Quentin get his comeuppance this week? Said one Dodger: "We will get him. I promise." yhoo.it/1aU7o2x

Just a warning. i'm surly like a motherfucker today. I hate the Padres with as much passion as my hate for the Gnats. It's hotter than hell here in the Imperial Valley. My beer got warm from the store to my house. I'm just mad period.