“The body is something like a universe. The mind is something like the empty space holding it all together. The bank account is something like God.”

5. Solar storms barraging earth. “Two strong solar flares erupted from the surface of the sun late Tuesday (March 6), blasting a wave of plasma and charged particles toward Earth. After speeding through space at 4 million mph, this eruption of material — called a coronal mass ejection (CME) — should be hitting Earth now.”