A dry cleaner in Ann Arbor, Mich., contacted police after finding a note in the pocket of a customer’s sports coat.

It read: “You have committed a murder, but no one believes it. All I can do is kill myself, then everyone will see what you have done.” It was signed “Your wife, Alice.”

Police tracked down the owner of the coat, but made no arrest. Turned out he was an actor in a play and the note was a prop.

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A man was arrested for overreacting when a neighbor’s kids broke his wife’s glasses.

He retaliated by trying to bomb the neighbor’s house in Hammond, Ind., according to cops.

Fortunately, the neighbor spotted him fleeing and was able to extinguish the lighted wick on the homemade device before it detonated.

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A flight from Palma de Mallorca, Spain, to Graz, Austria, had to make an emergency landing – because of a wayward hamster.

The plane touched down in Innsbruck after a passenger notified the crew that the pet he had sneaked aboard was missing.

Passengers were bused to Graz while the crew searched the jet for the roving rodent and for any damage it might have done gnawing through wiring. The plane was ordered grounded but searchers found no sign of the critter.

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A burglar was ransacking a house in Tiel, Holland, when he spotted a piano in the living room and sat down to tickle the ivories.

His late-night performance woke up the homeowner, who called police.

The burlgar is now behind bars, not playing them.

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Athletes representing China’s 55 ethnic minorities gathered in Zhaotong, in western Yunnan province, to compete in their annual nationality games – held to celebrate sport, culture and unity.

But all was not sporting and united.

Referees checked the results of the women’s dragon-boat races after complaints of “big women with Adam’s apples” – and found that some competitors were men in wigs.