THE LAST KNOCK presents: Franchise of Fear: The Human Centipede

We get down and dirty and crawl for it with Tom Six’s disturbing, gory, and insecticide free Human Centipede series. Find out how the idea burrowed into his mind, why Laurence R. Harvey will haunt your soul every time you pull into a parking lot, and why Dieter Laser’s intense rage will leave you in a permanent nightmare state. Oh, and if you ever get the chance, always volunteer to lead the pede…

With all the terrible reviews of FINAL SEQUENCE (by guardians of political correctness), I was as skeptical as anybody about its merits. But next to COOTIES, it’s the hardest I’ve laughed at a horror film all year.