If Clooney is engaged, these 7 other things are totally possible

1. Lindsay Lohan will stage a massive comeback and become the next Robert Downey, Jr.

A year ago, this was as unbelievable as Clooney proposing to a British barrister, SO…who’s to say LiLo couldn’t be the next great action hero, as insurable as they come, married to a stable producer-type and giving advice on back-end deals to her co-stars? PIGS ARE FLYING ALL AROUND US.

2. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will rekindle the flame in their 40s

It could happen! Madonna and Sean Penn are friends now!

3. Tom Cruise will leave Scientology

…and join Paul Haggis in a dramatic film that will sweep the Oscars. Crash, people. Crash happened!