The ‘last time you checked your Spanish’? Which I bet was 10 seconds before you commented douche.
And upon reflection I reckon Osita was trying to convey his/her sense of the usefulness of condoms, as even with taking precautions he/she could be shot on the street. Not that I agree with the sentiment.

As far as the getting AIDS from a mosquito thing…I remember a few years ago there was some scientist or doctor or something that came out with this unbelievably dumb theory that it isn’t safe to slap a mosquito. The only safe was to remove a mosquito is to swipe or flick it off of you. His reason was that when you slap a mosquito you risk forcing any blood the mosquito has already consumed from someone else into yourself, thus possibly transmitting some kind of blood-born illness. It was a big thing in the mosquito infested bogs and marshes where I’m from. Of course a bunch of other doctors and scientists came out right after that and said it was bullshit (big surprise).

im pretty stoned right now and this made me lol. it is extremely ignorant and full of so much dumbassedness* but i found it a real treat!! thanks lamedick for not failing me for a change. I also like how Osita busts out with the ’1st (off)bitch, mosquitos are not around in the winter but yea’ ~~such the scholar