tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89212552870256775632018-03-07T11:25:12.587-08:00All Gamed OutI enjoy video games. So why not talk about them?Kristian Reynoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8921255287025677563.post-64071036282275561752016-02-05T13:29:00.000-08:002016-02-05T13:29:04.873-08:00Dynasty Quest Dragon Warrior <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oSSyiiWDLaQ/VrUTlZwDtOI/AAAAAAAACqs/ouFUY7eLSh4/s1600/slime.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oSSyiiWDLaQ/VrUTlZwDtOI/AAAAAAAACqs/ouFUY7eLSh4/s200/slime.PNG" width="200" /></a>So I just picked up Dragon Quest Heroes on steam the other night and shit man I was excited. I love me some musou style games, specifically good ol' Dynasty Warriors. I have a special connection to this game. I'll never forget my first time playing one of these games and just being like oooo mama this is fun. Guan Yu's beard is just magnificent. And when Lu Bu first tried to fight me I was like OH FUCK THIS DUDE IS A BADASS. Anyways this game is great. Awesome four party mechanic and some rpg elements come into play which is always a nice addition. Everyone should give this game a try especially if you liked Dynasty Warrior. Or if you really like killin those bitch ass slimes. I hate how they just smile at you while they're just trying to kill you.Kristian Reyhttps://plus.google.com/110367051163323427899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8921255287025677563.post-38685944365326155862016-01-29T16:26:00.001-08:002016-02-06T15:24:27.358-08:00Detective WHAT<p dir="ltr"></p><p dir="ltr">Okay so I come home right. All is well. Take my pants of, chill out, and get on my computer. While on my computer I get a text from one of my friends saying I should check out this youtube link. Now first I thought I was gonna get rick rolled. I would've lost my shit. But what I got was something. Something that exceeded my expectations. Detective Pikachu. I don't even know what to say. It's a freaking talking Pikachu with a detective hat. I'm at a loss for words. It's the strangest thing I've seen in awhile. I'm not sure if this is the direction I want Pok&#233;mon to go in. But it could be like Phoenix Wright game which isn't my cup of tea but I know plenty of people who adore those games. Either way I'm still kinda confused but hey its got a talking Pikachu. And in the end isn't that what matters?</p>Kristian Reyhttps://plus.google.com/110367051163323427899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8921255287025677563.post-22129422807493222382016-01-26T14:51:00.000-08:002016-01-26T14:52:30.417-08:00Linkle: Best name NA<br /><br /><br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Why the flying fuck would you call the female Link, Linkle. I've been marinating about this for awhile. Seriously. Why would you do such a thing. Tell me something. Why would you have this characters name be similar to Tingle. Not saying anything bad about Tingle das my dawg. But that's a goofy ass looking motherfucker. And Link is supposed to be a badass, Linkle is a stupid name i'm sorry. I really wanted a gender swapped Link. Cause damn that would be cool. But not this. Not Linkle.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hX5SkRfP2mY/Vqf4FcZodlI/AAAAAAAACjc/sCOspDcR8RM/s1600/linkle.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="155" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hX5SkRfP2mY/Vqf4FcZodlI/AAAAAAAACjc/sCOspDcR8RM/s320/linkle.png" width="320" /></a></div>Kristian Reyhttps://plus.google.com/110367051163323427899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8921255287025677563.post-69059729827529438072016-01-25T14:23:00.000-08:002016-03-03T05:21:53.283-08:00Nintendo in 2016<p dir="ltr">&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160;2016 is going to be a rather interesting year for gaming, specifically <u>for</u> Nintendo. &#160;But at the end of the day the WiiU was a flop. That shit was like a pancake. Now don't get me wrong I actually enjoy pancakes and this console. There's nothing like playing a Smash Bros. games with all your friends on the couch yelling just the most profane things at each other. I remember one time calling one of my friends a "shit fucket". Ah, good times. But is that enough? In my opinion, no. The fact that the this console was released almost four years ago and still no new Zelda title is absurd. Not to mention no "true" 3D Mario game as well because lets be honest here, Mario 3D World is not a 3D Mario game. You cannot tell me that it comes even close to the magnitude of &#160;Super Mario Galaxy or even Super Mario Sunshine. Have you played Galaxy? Holy titty nipples what a game. I mean you boot that bad boy up and that music plays and instantly you just self-combust. So the question is, what does Nintendo do? Some people may answer this by saying maybe Nintendo should just stick to software. And I understand why they would say that I mean imagine a Zelda or a Metroid on a PS4. It would look fucking amazing. But something about Nintendo games on another company's platform just rubs me the wrong way. I don't like being rubbed the wrong way. So does Nintendo come up with a new a console? Oh, and what do we have here. Nintendo NX. God save the queen this might be it. This might be Nintendo's rise to glory once again. So far what we have of the NX is not that much. It might be a console that can detach itself and become portable? I don't really know, but what I do know is that there are a bunch of patents and shit. Which is cool and I love to speculate but I wanna know now what the thing really is. I just wanna know. So when E3 comes I better see Nintendo there. Aunt Jemima save them if they come out with this boojie-ass Nintendo direct talking about amiibos. I swear I'll shit a literal brick right then and there. This <u>year</u> is so damn important for them. They can do it. If that console comes out and it's got the lineup it will sell. If Nintendo shells out those first party games on the NX and on top of that start having third party support, then hot diggity dog life is good. Imagine beyond the lineup, day one virtual console support with all those tasty ass games we all love. And a trophy system that connects with the virtual console as well as the regular NX games. Ooo gurl that would be one tasty meatball. All in all, Nintendo, you got this. I believe in you. Even though ya done pissed me the fuck off, I still have a soft spot for you. I'll be right by your side. Unless you mess this up. Either way, I'll still play my PS4.</p><p dir="ltr">2016. Make Nintendo great again.</p>Kristian Reyhttps://plus.google.com/110367051163323427899noreply@blogger.com0