Tag: Roadkill

E seems to have left his manners at school. He’s a yelling, screaming banshee. I spend every breath redirecting him from eatingplaydough wakinguphissister hipcheckingthedog.
And then he hits me.
Me: E, apologize to Mama for hitting her. (talking in a third person makes me sound more imposing.)
E: I can’t.
Me: Why? (Don’t scold me on asking. ...