A public service announcement

It's incomprehensible to me that women are criticized for having the slightest bit of belly pooch or cellulite (remember what a scandal it was when gorgeous Scarlett Johansson was snapped at a press conference last year with dimpled thighs?), but guys can walk around the city in all their jiggliness. Here's my rule of thumb for all the men out there who feel they're too sexy for their shirts: I'm a B-cup; if you're bigger than me, keep those puppies covered in public. —Tram Photo: Dave Nagel/Getty Images

It's incomprehensible to me that women are criticized for having the slightest bit of belly pooch or cellulite (remember what a scandal it was when gorgeous Scarlett Johansson was snapped at a press conference last year with dimpled thighs?), but guys can walk around the city in all their jiggliness. Here's my rule of thumb for all the men out there who feel they're too sexy for their shirts: I'm a B-cup; if you're bigger than me, keep those puppies covered in public.