And here I thought when I saw the headline that we were talking about locations — i.e., “my tub,” “nook at the back of the university library,” “under the sun on a bright day in Regent’s Park, London.” What was I thinking?

You could have just said “anywhere”. And if you had made a graphic of that with the arrows, it would have looked like a acupuncture chart…
But anyway – kudos. And good taste. You’re hardly leaving any space for us to kiss 😉

I knew this post was a comeback but for some reason my weird brain was thinking about geographical places LOL
THIS of course exceeded my imagination!! And no where you mention an upper body part that starts with an n, that’s where my eye fell on in the dinosaur cafe 🙂
Hooza for AOM!!

All of the above, and so many more!! 😉
Thank you so very much for making me laugh out loud on what can only be classified as the worst day of my year… :-))
Oh, and please don’t hesitate to share the results of further investigations on this subject!! My personal addition to the list: just above his collarbone 😛

Sorry to but in here – but could you two please formalise a two-woman-stand up show? I would pay to see the two of you live. (I would pay even more if your show included the subject of the kissing joke *ahem*)

The images (here and in my head!) and the laugh-out-loud comments have made for a wonderful start to my day! Totally agree with your list serv, but would like to also stake my claim on that little scar on his forehead. 😉

You owe me a new keyboard! Also, remember that the dinosaur is now – according to the master himself – his “weapon”. Anyone want to take any bets on what he has named it? *sniggers*

Back to me now. hahaha … I would like to claim the following kissing spots:

1. The top of his head (no, I am not talking about his weapon).
2. His squama frontalis, especially the pronounced side ridges.
3. His eyelids – immediately followed by blowing softly on his eyelashes.
4. His philtrum (a.k.a. ‘love potion’) and his Cupid’s bow. Of course, that would force me to trap his upper lip in mine and pull lightly, which might lead to other types of lip action.
5. His nipples of steel, followed by some other actions, I’m sure.
6. His guns, a.k.a. biceps.
7. Each of the fingertips on those glorious hands, specifically the fingerprint areas, where I’d be forced to lick off the SCHARFFEN BERGER.
8. His Thighs of Thunder, concentrating on his quadriceps; the formally trained dancer in me cannot resist them!
9. His patellas and, last but not least…
10. …I’d leave a trace of kisses from the top of his spine all the way down to his waist.

As you can see, I have not given this much thought at all – ever! Does this mean I’ll have to confess how I continue to debase his human dignity and deeply offend God in the process? *snort* [I’ve already begun to seriously research my response to that blog post, which I promised to present during FanstRAvaganza. Stay tuned to see if I’ll get struck by lightning!]

P.S: In real life, if I ever met him, I’d probably wouldn’t even manage to look the man in the face, let alone touch him. I am *that* shy. *sigh*
P.P.S: Oh, how blogging gives us “courage” to express things we probably would not otherwise!

I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you! I can’t see any one of you claiming the inner wrist where the radIus meets the carpal bones at the bottom of the thumb. I claim it mine! (Thanks, Servetus, for another wonderful post. Have a happy, kiss-filled weekend, everybody!)

My Dream is to kiss his beard. I just think about it everytime I see a picture of him with the beard. If he let me do that I would happily die. I must be grazy. And of course his soft cheeks and beautiful hands.

I was initially pointing to the “in your face” nature of the post, and after we got going looked back and thought “oh boy”. Not on my naughtiest day would I go straight there :). Making note to avoid future misleading BB analogies! For anyone who still has no idea what we’re talking about, just as well 🙂

O-M-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have made me the night again, I have not stopped laughing, incredible …… has faithfully represented what many think and you brought other interesting ideas ….
many thanks !!!!!!!

What a great post and I have enjoyed reading the comments. What was to a nice relaxing 4 days off work was not. But nice to read this on Sunday evening. I started to late last night, but with Husband in the same room I changed my mind and keep it till I was alone.

Relaxing again. Back to work today, but that is o.k. I just didn’t think that I would spend 8 hours on Friday baking goodies for Husband to take to work on Saturday for his 10 hour day, due to that big ski race. He was tried and so was I. Everyone at his work had to work that day and so lots of goodies to be baked. I did get a thank you from his boss.

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