Republican Congressman Gave Speech About the Real Issue: Being Allowed to Barbecue on His Balcony

Since the election of Donald Trump, many Americans understandably have been scared. The president-elect talked about deportation squads and a mandatory Muslim registry, as well as a ban on Muslims entering the country. At every turn, he positioned himself as an opponent of the freedom of the press. So yes, today many Americans fear for their rights. It's the job of our representatives in Congress to stand up for us. To tell us that they will not allow a demagogue to threaten the Constitution. It's their job to protect us.

At least theoretically. In reality, that brings me to an impassioned speech made earlier this month by Republican Representative Louie Gohmert of Texas. Did he take to the floor to defend his constituents? Haha, that's a hilarious joke. No, he took to the floor to defend his right to barbecue on the Capitol balcony.

I don't want to say Gohmert's ability to barbecue isn't an important issue, but...WAIT, IT'S NOT AT ALL. I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOUR RIBS ARE. In Trump's America, Congressional Republicans have huge power and huge responsibility to defend the fabric of this country.

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