The Shortlist for Nov. 16

"I can haz cheezburger?" Rail-thin Matthew McConaughey is starting to sound like an OCD LOL Cat as the poor guy struggles to continue losing weight for his role in "The Dallas Buyer's Club" -- while filming in one of the world's most famous foodie cities. In addition to dreaming of a po-boy sandwich, the now 143-pound actor tells Hitfix.com that he's got another food fantasy: a cheeseburger.

"I will have some 70 percent beef, 30 percent fat ground beef, maybe a half pound cheeseburger with another three types of cheese," he muses. "I'll prepare it all and I'll make sure that it takes three hours just to prepare." Feel bad for him yet? There's more: "I'm going to have buns with butter on both sides, toasted and grilled. I'm going to melt the cheese on the top bun, Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise. I want kosher dill pickles sliced nice and thin, diced white onions, slightly grilled until they get almost hard, and some thin jalapeno slices. And then …" Well, and then he gets kinda gross about bodily functions. Moving on ... (People)