Mortuus

Mortuus is an ubar l33t d00d. You know that guy that pwns ur flak hard? You know that guy who hangs out in Darnassus waiting for some gray elf to walk by? You know that guy who camps the graveyard, waiting for you to respawn? Mortuus, Mortuus, Mortuus. And he makes no apology for his behavior. After all, you chose to play the Alliance, and it is his mission to remind you every day that you chose wrong.

Mortuus has spent so much time perfecting his l33t ninja skillz that he never had a chance to learn the English language properly, and thus he can’t help but speak in l33t. But don’t make fun of the way he talks, or he’ll r0x0rz ur b0xorz with some r0ffle-waffles, you n00bish bloiting blits. Ftw.

Mortuus makes an appearance in Wrath of the Lich King. Thanks Blizzard!

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UPDATE: Guess what? He also makes an appearance in Cataclysm! Here are two pics of him as “Grand Executor Mortuus” in Cataclysm. Thanks AGAIN Blizzard!

P.S. mmmmm Noobcakes P.S.P.S. am i the only one here who nows how to spek 1337? P.S.P.S.P.S. and i mean REAL 1337 like dis”1 r3411y pwn7 d47 n0085 f14k h4rd!” P.S.P.S.P.S.P.S. yet there were no spell checks in that last sentence? weird

zomg…pwn those alli’s PWN THEM ALL!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! mort ya rock my socks off….one small question for you oxhorn can you teach me l33t? i wanna drive my guild nuts with it but cant do it very well…-face fault- EPIC FAIL!! helpz me plz… love ya your awesome check my main out on arathor realm when ya ever get a small moment tis us server eth…. lol…