Wassup?

Three wormholes later, and there's still nothing worth watching on TV...

Ever have one of those days, when you turn on the television, and all your friends and family are on one of those tabloidy, investigative programs, talking about their strange experiences with aliens and conspiracies and galactic intrigues? No? You sure? Darn, John Crichton could really use your advice on how to handle that sort of situation...