I offer up a few IRC gems to aid you in getting through your Monday afternoon. There are more where these came from, though some of them may fall under the moniker of NSFW. The source of these quotes …

Lists abound. You can’t hardly surf slashdot without spying yet another list that the moderators have seen fit to post on the main page. On the tails of the New Seven Wonders of the World is CIO.com’s …