“extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor sparks both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.”

I haven’t been to a funeral since I was a kid, so I’m waiting for the next person to go so I can polish off a 40 and get smashed. I mean, not like I need an excuse, but if I want to get alcohol poisoning, it better be worth it, lol

I realize this happened awhile ago, but Meaghan is in my college town, and there are two bars directly beside and behind the Funeral Home. In fact, when the ‘classier’ bar hosts a party, they rent the parking lot from the Funeral Home. It’s a little weird, I know. Hate to ruin your day but she’s probably not drunk at a funeral, lol.