What the hell can be an improvised nunchuk, unless he just happens to find two pieces of wood or metal that are connected together.

Well, you might be attacked outside a store named NUNCHAKU HUT and the steroid-addled tackler might hit you so hard that you slam up against the storefront causing the comically oversized neon nunchaku on the sign over the store's entrance to come loose and fall into your waiting hands.

So let me get this straight... the BJJ guy will tackled the TKD guy, who will then pull out all sorts of concealed weapons to kill the BJJ guy? So according to this we have BJJ guy = dick, TKD guy = criminal. These same guys who carry weapons around with them will then be future leaders? What a horrible society things will turn out to be.

Most of these arguements seem to be flawed by the fact that "fighting" is not turn based final fantasy. If someone takes you down he doesnt wait and brunt your next attack. He procedes to try and rape you. Or rip your head off. Or rip your head off then rape you. Not watch while you try and macguyver yourself an arsenal.

It never ceases to amaze me how traditional arts always mock the UFC for not training with eyegouges, spine attacks and throat attacks but don't actually use any of those attacks in their sparring either. You know, i think MMAists should just do one kata with every single illegal attack in them, practice it once a year and claim superiority.

You forget the inviolable law of t3h d34dly...

(shitty MA + eyegouge) > (effective MA + eyegouge)

Originally Posted by Phrost

Instructional Video on said Kata is required now.

You could try to get the "Kata Dante" down to under 10 seconds, but you would still be violating the above law of t3h d34dly.

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
- Voltaire