Ride-sharing company UBER has fired 20 of its self-driving automobiles over claims of sexual harassment following an in-depth internal investigation. The dramatic dismissal of the cars was revealed at a staff meeting at its headquarters…

(Tel Aviv, Israel) After ruling out the immediate transfer of the United States embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, President Trump has nevertheless committed to a new embassy building which will be built on top…

Scientists have declared the revelation that a NSA contractor named ‘Reality Winner’ is an accused leaker in the Russia investigation the final proof they needed to state without doubt that our existence is utterly fabricated….

There were emotional scenes at a Washington DC TGI Fridays today during a visit by Sheriff David Clarke of the Department of Homeland Security. Younger servers who had only been there a few years didn’t…

The oft-derided generation known as ‘Millennials’ is garnering widespread praise today following reports that its eating preferences is killing off Applebee’s and similar dining chains. Though typically spoken of in derisive terms for being entitled…

President Trump unveiled a bold new inititive today to replace the current Air Traffic Control system that is run by the FAA. Describing it as hopelessly antiquated and expensive, Trump instead proposes using traffic lights,…

An explosion in Kabul that killed 80 people recently that had been excited to make its big breakthrough on American television is asking itself where it all went wrong. The dispirited explosion believed the sheer…

The Sesame Workshop (formerly the Children’s Television Workshop) is in damage control mode today after one of their most popular stars, Elmo, got into hot water by releasing a tasteless photograph depicting the cute Muppet holding the severed…

The City of Pittsburgh has abruptly left the United States following a whirlwind of dramatic events triggered when President Donald Trump said he was ‘elected by the people of Pittsburgh, not Paris’ as he withdrew…