Black Widows

Black widows, as depicted in a 4chan thread

Oh fuck these motherfuckers.
Not only are they huge as fuck sut at an oil refinery where I used to work maintenance, they' re the most
aggressive motherfuckers the planet. Like,
Any other spider Ne ever seen, they' ll do anything they can to get away hm ysu. They dsn' t want trubble.
They might raise up and do a little threatening thing, but they' re just trying to scare ysu off.
But a black widow? Fuck. That. The instant ysu get tss close (or mave ysub hand near a crevice where they' re
lurking) and they esme alveryss like a fucking bat sut of hell to fuck ysub shit up. They' re busy little bastards, like
they run nothing but adrenaline and Hate.
There' s a fucking reason everyine wears thick as shit leather gloves and long sleeves in the Summer. Goddamn
fucking black widows. And they black as fuck (obviously) too, SC) ysu ean' t even see them fer shit ifthey' re in a
deep shadow.
Fuckhouse things. I' m in my computer rnsm and now I' m freaking out, just seeing a long black leg starting to
poke sut around the soda can sothe monitor.
They 11111 but ada' and Hate.