Kanye West is the Shame of Chicago. He can't sing, can't rap, can't dance, can't act, and is only famous for being an asshat of epic proportions.

Along comes the first VMA award and it's the best lady music video. Taylor Swift wins and she looks shellshocked. She sputters and butters along and in a move worthy of Bewitched, the Shame of Chicago (aka Kanye) blings onto the stage, takes the microphone and says "I'm a let you finish" and goes on to say that Beyonce had the best video.