Here are some drabbles written for andreaphobia , who bid on my offering over at helpthesouth . She requested Reborn!/Assassin’s Creed crossover. holy shit melissa’s writing for another fandom but not really wut If you’re not familiar with AssCreed, just think of this as a collection of AU drabbles. ;’) I basically just dropped the boys into Masyaf.

Title: Wedding crashers, redux (or how Yamamoto ended up with the worst hangover of his life)Pairing: Yamamoto/GokuderaRating/Warnings: PG-13 for language and drunkennessWord Count: 2500~Summary: Gokudera and Yamamoto go to the wedding reception of the Borgo Sambuci boss’s niece. Chaos ensues.A/N: This was written for hanashiki ’s third 8059 anthology. The theme was ‘wedding planning’, which I followed *ahem* vaguely. Special thanks to my beta, cats_fiend . I had a lot of fun with this one. Haha, I enjoy writing drunk people a little too much. XD Please don’t try to apply earth-logic to it. The notes and title didn’t end up in the anthology, so I apologize for anyone who was confused as to what was going on in the fic. orz

Title: SmallprintCharacters: Byakuran/YamamotoRating: PG-13Warnings: General creepiness, dub-con, pedophilia, and spoilers for chapter 328Word count: 1500~Summary: Yamamoto knows there has to be a catch in Byakuran’s offer because games like this always have such complicated rules.A/N: Written for khrfest 6, prompt Byakuran/Yamamoto - savior; "It'll cost you a kiss." This is unbeta'd and full of WTFuckery, so feel free to point out any flaws.

Title: FallibleCharacters: Yamamoto, Gokudera, Tsuna, Yamamoto→Gokudera and vaguish Gokudera→TsunaRating: PG, although there is some swearingWord count: 1400 ~Summary: Gokudera’s devotion to Tsuna was comical and kind of weird, but Yamamoto never thought of it as anything other than some kind of mafioso-honor thing. Then it rained, and Tsuna forgot his umbrella at home.A/N: Written for rodicks , who won my auction at help_japan . Her prompt was ‘Yamamoto gets blindly jealous of Gokudera and Tsuna's (non-existant) romantic relationship’. An oldie but goodie. :D Unbeta'd, so let me know if you find any mistakes.

Good old Wikipedia says, “sharing an umbrella as a couple in Japan is considered a romantic expression, and teens often draw an umbrella with their name and the name of their crush, the way one would in a heart.”

Title: A million bright ambassadors of morningRating: GSummary: Yamamoto experiences his first morning in Gokudera’s apartment.A/N: So gay and fluffy that my eyes are bleeding cotton candy. Title comes from ‘Echoes’ by Pink Floyd.

Title: Angles and curvesRating/Warnings: PG-13, femmeslash sexytimesSummary: Gokudera suddenly feels inadequate now that she knows what Yamamoto looks like under her clothes.A/N: For this prompt from the kink meme: Any girl/femYamamoto - Because girlMoto would be sweet and adorable and stupid and come on, how can anyone resist? <--CERTAINLY NOT I.

UndergraduatePairing: Yamamoto/GokuderaRating/warnings: PG-13 for vague mentions of drugs and sexual situationsWord count: 2,600~Summary: “Haha, it’s a pretty small campus, huh?” When Yamamoto chuckled, Tsuna’s face lit up, and Gokudera knew he’d be seeing a lot of Yamamoto in the future. Damn it.A/N: Unbeta’d. This started off as a drabble in pectus_pectoris ’s 8059 meme, to which I added another drabble, and then another, until it just kind of morphed into a fic of its own. College AU because that’s how I roll. Each section is spread out over their college careers, so I hope the timeline isn’t too hard to figure out.

Title: WinePairing: 8059/5980Rating: NC-17Warnings: underage drinking and sexPrompt:5drunkfics Confessions; khrfest III-10. Yamamoto/Gokudera - confessions; "so you can take on an army but chicken out when it comes to confessing your love?"Word Count: 2,500~Summary: Yamamoto had promised himself that he would tell Gokudera about his feelings on his birthday, and despite his fear of rejection, he knew that he needed to come clean.A/N: I’m finally finished with my 5drunkfics card! \o/ If you need a refresher, or you’re new to the series, you can check the other fics/chapters out here:

Title: Feel my hands, feel my lifePairing: 8059/5980Rating: PG-13Warnings: Hurt/Comfort and spoilers for chapter 293 ;__;Prompt: hc_bingo Blood lossWord Count: 1,214Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! belongs to Amano Akira.Summary: The first thing Yamamoto notices when he comes to is the steady, electronic beeping near his right ear.A/N: This was written before chapter 294 came out, so some details diverge from canon. Title taken from “Two Planets” by Bat for Lashes. Also, Amano is evil.

----------------------------------------------------------------Sorry I haven't been checking my f-list lately, but it's nearing the end of the semester and I've been studying for an exam I have tomorrow. SJFASKLDFJASL;DFJASD FASDFJASF *IS NOT READY* I haven't forgotten about the Top 5 meme, so I'll get that up when I have time. This was written as stress relief because I am prepared to bomb this final. Uggh.

Title: ProgrammingCharacters: Gokudera and Yamamoto (slightly slashy if you squint)Rating: PG-13 for language and violencePrompt: written for the *-punkmeme (cyberpunk; the three laws of robotics)Word Count: 1,298Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! belongs to Amano Akira.Summary: Cyberpunk AU—Gokudera and Yamamoto are on a mission to obtain important data from the Gesso base.A/N: Here are the three laws of robotics, in case you aren’t familiar with them (I wasn’t):

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.___________________________________