Don Powers, The Paulson's and every other stupid character "Roland" came up with. They're one dimensional, flaccid and downright stupid. The dork sitting next to you smoking doobage may find this humorous. I don't. Discuss.

Don Powers, The Paulson's and every other stupid character "Roland" came up with. They're one dimensional, flaccid and downright stupid. The dork sitting next to you smoking doobage may find this humorous. I don't. Discuss.

Well goddamn and fuck a duck! You've killed your own self by stepping out of character with this post.

Well shit on my dick for a cigarette, zommy! You should ease up on that word "character" just a little bit. You for one have by far overextended your "self aggrandizing buffoon" gimmick. Your approach is quite stale and your creativity had reached it's zenith many, many moons ago.

Make sure to have a snappy come back. Punctuate it with a "har". That would be hilarious. Or better yet do some more Jackie Vee! It ain't new but it's new to you and that is exactly what you need! Buk Buk! Har!

I probe myself lubing with only the finest olive oil to a Blue Boy mag.

Now that's a misquote.

You can't out Jackie Jackie and I couldn't care less about your sex, kitchen or bathroom habits, your many uses for clarified butter or your secret sauces, Colonel Blanders. There's only one Jackie Vee but I hear the Paulsons have an opening! Go probe it, draggy!