Are You Ready For Mo?

October 24, 2014

Why Yes, I Am In A State Of Total Confusion

Hello. It is I, Merlin, the Handsomest Cat In The World. Last week I overheard something about “missing a cuddly stripey” and “we have room for three cats” but I put it down to the people eating catnip or other hallucinogens, because surely my handsomeness and overwhelming neediness cuddliness are plenty to satisfy any household.

Well, I guess not. They went and brought this home:

What is the world coming to? Mo and I are in shock. In shock, I tell you.