Going60: Oh..I see how you misread it. Totally unintentional. I'm such a cad!!

Christina: don't forget the roofies..

Mjenks: Dude, I'm 5'2" tall. How short would she need to be?

Winky: If I had a nickel...

GeoJoe: I'll take the extra grand and get deal with it.

What you DON'T see (or can't tell) is that he matched up to my pool deck as well. The pool deck and the house deck had different sized boards...so he had to match up one or the other...or tear my whole house deck up and redo it and..well...fuck that shit.

I think you seriously out did yourself w/ this one. This should go down in the Moog hall of fame. All the while I was wondering why you weren't typing dick out b/c I know you have before. That is what this blog is all about. Big d*ck.

I knew it was gonna be d*ck. I saw it coming a mile away. Did you shellack your hard d*ck yourself, or did you hire professionals? Though it looks like your wife likes your d*ck in the back, did you consider putting it in the front?

Oh man. I have to admit, you got me there. I'm thinking, "Wow, can they DO that?" and "Do they just add skin, or what?" and then, "Nah, that wouldn't work. He'd have a floppy dick-end." And then, "Well, if they can take a man to the moon...they can add muscle and fat and whatever other magical components are used (and abused) in the erection process." and then, "Will the doctor tap on the end of his dick to see if he's "lost sensitivity" like they did to my nipples when I had my breasts enlarged?" Then, "Wow, his wife is brave to actually SAY that his dick isn't big enough. wow." and then, "I remember my ex-boyfriend whose ex-wife tried to make him get his dick reduced. Now SHE was nuts. Really. But he was a bastard. Dick or no dick."

See where my stream of consciousness goes?

Congrats on your new deck, and give my regards to all who sit upon it.