We have a WINNER!

We’ve reached 5,000 comments for this blog ( I didn’t expect for it to happen until after Oktoberfest, but this week a lot of people had a lot of things to say about breasts and Dan Vaughn.)

And some lady named Kristen really shook things up. So this week ended up being pretty busy with comments.

So, as promised, I’m gonna have a cocktail party at my house for the people who were # 4,991 – 5,000. I’ll be announcing the winners on Monday, September 21st, when I get back from yet ANOTHER wedding in Ohio. (Go Buckeyes.).

After I list the winners, I’ll send an email to each winner confirming their comment. And when I get a reply back… I’ll know it’s legit. If I don’t hear from one of them, I’ll go to the next commenter. I’m excited and nervous as all hell at the same time. But hey, that’s what vodka’s for, right?

Thanks to everyone who has made this lifelong dream of mine to verify emails and approve comments for FREE all day long come true!!! ; )

Oh man, I totally wanted to win and was reading your blog daily, but then some horrible life stuff hanppened and I got backed up. Well I’m sure the people who won will have a blast! I’m still going to read your blog, its great! I’m surprised you haven’t mentioned Larkest at all… can’t wait for tomorrow!

If I bring a bobblehead and vodka can I come? I’ll be the cleaner upper instead of a runner upper…who would not want to respond…we all would rather have dinner with you then any of the mayors!!! As several have said you are hot and Dan is not so shabby himself (must be like audion when filling out your application: attach photo here)

OK all, this is it, the day of all days; where the rubber meets the road. The day the winners are to be announced. And don’t worry, if I didn’t win and I find out who did, I won’t try to hurt you or anything; no really. I will just sit outside, with my own vodka and stare up/in where everyone is having a good time, and sing a little tune for you all.

Well as we’ve all read by now, I was not one of the lucky few, so I will be a pouty-face for a while. I will of course get over it; as adults we have learned to live with disappointment many times in our lives. But, we shall overcome, we shall party-on, and we of course will PARTY LIKE ANIMALS AT THE OCTOBERFEST………pouting over, please resume your normal activities!!!