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The new Apple iPhone 4S can do more than check email and make phone calls. Also become a new - sometimes sassy, ​​often funny - digital friend millions of consumers.

The most touted new feature, personal digital assistant Siri, has hidden in software, dozens of responses to questions silly humor.

Consumers are asking for dates Siri, marriage, sexual advice, mathematical equations and stuff, even crazy, as in the disguise of a corpse.

To his surprise: Siri usually has an answer.

The comedian Stephen Colbert Colbert Report opened Tuesday night on Comedy Central Siri asked, jokingly, to write his show for him. Musician Jonathan Mann wrote a duet online this week with Syria, which has burned the YouTube charts up to date with more than 400,000 visits.

Apple declined to comment. But Apple engineers apparently thought of every possible answer Siri programming. "If you mention sex in any way, that leads to an escort service," says Mann, who used mostly the potential to respond to Siri for comic effect in her duet with Siri. Very funny.

Tim Bajarin, an analyst at Creative Strategies, Siri figures has "tens of thousands" of responses to choose from. "Syria is linked to a very powerful set of databases," he says.

The response of consumers to Siri expected, he added. "I have been surprised if they do not respond this way. People are curious, and say funny things."

U.S. Siri said today that he loved her. The answer: "Oh stop."

Meanwhile, the availability for the new iPhone 4S remains elusive. Apple sold 4 million phones worldwide last week, but the phones have been difficult to achieve since. Availability on Apple's online store promises a wait of one to two weeks for delivery. The wait is much longer with mobile operators. Verizon is expected to range from October 28 to noviembre4 for the iPhone, while AT & T promises the delivery of 21-28 days. Sprint is fully exhausted the 16 GB model, which retails for $ 199 with a two-year contract, but promises to deliver the most expensive 32 GB model for $ 299 in two weeks.

Meet Siri

All kinds of questions, and more were released this week in Syria, talking personal digital assistant for the iPhone 4S. The consensus: Hal Siri is a little epic film 2001: A Space Odyssey, humor mixed with Apple engineers.

Phone users went beyond the usual demands of weather forecasting, creating meetings and dictate text messages. Many simply had fun with Siri, asking silly questions just to see the answers. We asked readers of U.S. TODAY ringing in some of their stories Siri. This is what he had to say.

Guess this

"I asked how much wood could Siri a woodchuck could Chuck if wooden plate, and said," Ryan says Fettig, 25, Bismarck, ND "It was really fun." Siri said: "A woodchuck would Chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

Entertaining conversation

"If I'm bored and sitting in traffic, they can fuck and have a conversation with something that is not one person, something clever that I can keep you entertained," says Charles Badics, a South Lyon, Michigan, a software engineer. "I asked him what he was wearing, and said:" The aluminum body with glass front and back. ""

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David Hulings, a motivational speaker based in Michigan, says Siri use while driving. That "mail responses in paragraph form. The accuracy after learning that it's incredible."

Deep things

Siri Amit Gandhi asked the old question: "What is the meaning of life?" Answer: "Try being nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book from time to time, some on foot to arrive, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all faiths and nations ".

Some questions well, others not

Asking, "When does daylight savings time?" results in the voice of Siri give the exact date on the date and time, says Tom Eisenman, 58, of Springfield, Mass., asks: "When it's time for daylight savings end" Siri's response: "You have nothing on your calendar for the summer time." Eisenman's verdict: "Syria can be a waste of time because you never know if you'll get a useful response, even when the question is similar to something she has kindly answered before."