Joseph Obi first coined the Term ' Quackometer ' in the Late 70's ; while Still a Cheeky Little Pupil at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School , in Streatham , (South) London , SW16 , United Kingdom.

Joseph Obi first coined the Term ' Quackometer ' in the Late 70's ; while Still a Cheeky Little Pupil at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School , in Streatham , (South) London , SW16 , United Kingdom.

Joseph Chikelue Obi first coined the Term ' Quackometer ' in the Late 70's ; while Still a Cheeky Little Pupil at St Andrew's Roman Catholic Primary School , in Streatham , (South) London , SW16 , United Kingdom.

The
Gospel According to Professor
Obi: "
There is a World of Total Difference between Science-Based
Medicine and Science-Biased
Medicine ; most especially when Clinical Medicine is actually an
Advanced Form of Art (in the very first place) , rather than a
(Predictable) Perfect Science."

Responding to a rapid avalanche
of intensive questions during a recent healthcare event , which was
privately held in his honour, the Irrepressible Doctor
Obi consistently continued to boldly lay down the Gauntlet,
saying:

"First and Foremost, this
is not simply just a case of Joseph
Obi versus the Infallible Scientific Skeptic Cabals of Evidence
Based Medicine. It is an Ethical Global Demand for Greater
Professional Respect in relation to Art Based Medicine; which Science
Based Medicine unfairly seems to be giving a Very (Very) Bad Name
indeed.

Secondly , as Dr
Joseph Chikelue Obi has previously stated on countless occasions,
there is No Such Thing as Science Based Medicine in any Basic
Statutory Definition of Orthodox Clinical Medicine ; anywhere in the
World. If there really was , then all Relevant Scientists
(irrespective of prior qualifications) would be legally required to
lawfully acquire a Statutory Medical License ; before gleefully
issuing their Obtuse Therapeutic Diktats and Fanciful Pharmaceutical
Prescriptions. That being said , anyone who cares should additionally
be duly aware that the National Medical Practitioners Regulatory
Boards (and Statutory Professional Licensing Councils) throughout the
Universe primarily tend to regulate the General Art of Orthodox
Clinical Medicine, not necessarily it's Flatulent Scientific
Minutiae.

Thirdly, Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Predominantly
an Art , Not a Science. It was not Joseph
Chikelue Obi who first coined the Ancient Latin Phrase of Ars
Medicina (Art of Healing);from which the term Medicine was originally
derived from. Medicine has never ever been a Pure Science. It is not
currently a Perfect Applied Science either. By default , an Imperfect
Applied Science is technically an Advanced Form of Art. Go
Figure!

Fourthly, over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is
Not Evidence Based (at all). Now this is Dr
Joseph Obi actually being quite generous here, since some Top
Professors are actually loudly claiming that over 85% of Orthodox
Clinical Medicine is Not (Robustly) Evidence Based in any (Golden)
Way, Manner, Shape, Calling or Form.

Fifthly, over 99% of
Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Science Based (either). Show me the
Evidence, if ever you think that I am wrong. But before you start to
voraciously attack Prof
Joseph Chikelue Obi , please calmly (and comprehensively)
attempt to legally reflect upon the phrase Ars Medicina (Art of
Healing) from which the term Medicine was originally derived from (ab
initio). The aforementioned definition categorically came from the
Glorious Medical Forefathers(very many ages ago), not me.

Sixthly,
if Science Based Medicine is currently being given such Undue
Worldwide Eminence ; then Doctor
Joseph Chikelue Obi firmly feels that it is only right (and
proper) that Art Based Medicine should equally be given Appropriate
International Prominence too. The fact that Science Based Medicine
does not clearly understand almost everything about Art Based
Medicine is not a good enough excuse for ruthlessly attempting to
perpetually brand it with a Monstrously Diminished Label.

Finally,
(but not exhaustively), Chikelue
Obi would hereby like to loudly sound an Appropriate Public Alarm
– that quite a lot of Independent Research Evidence currently
suggests that a Very Huge Chunk of Science Based Medicine is not only
Irredeemably Fallacious and Extremely Dangerous, but also a Major
Lethal Threat to Public (and Personal) Health.

Often
referred to as the founding father of Science Biased Medicine, Joseph
Obi is a renowned International Medical Doctor who additionally
doubles up as Celebrity Gossip Cartoonist with the Perez
Kardashian Blog. He has also worked with several edgy political
websites.

Nearly 1,600 of Britain’s brightest students have been asked to leave medical degrees or have dropped out in the past five years, costing the taxpayer millions.

Data from more than 30 medical schools, released under freedom of information laws, reveals that nearly 1,200 British students, most with top grades at A-level, left with no qualification.

Others changed course or were awarded a BSc.

One expert spoke of an “epidemic” of mental health problems among students and said more support was needed. Another, Professor of education said: “This level of attrition is a terrible waste of public money as well as being desperately sad for the individuals concerned.”

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