aka The Flaming Unicorn Fork of Death

Over the years I have spent on this wiki, I have seen hundreds
of people--amomymous and with accounts--post their paranormal
and cryptozoological sightings on this wiki. While that
is appreciated, I wish to make it known that this wiki is NOT
a legitamate research site. If you post your sightings only in the
comments of this wiki,your sighting will be lost to time, and never
researched or expanded on.

So, here is a list of legitamte websites and researchers to
report your sightings to. Let it be known that these people do NOT
have the time or energy to deal with fake sightings or intentional
hoaxes.

Paranormal researcher Lon Strickler's paranormal research, with
an e-mail and guide for reporting your sightings to him

While theory has been laughed at due to a
certain mermaid mockumentary, it is a genuine theory, one
that is related to cryptozoology.

The original theory said that humans evolved from a form of
"aquatic ape". It said that humans have more features of aquatic
mammals than our ape ancestors. The theory hypothesised that some
form of ancient ape returned to life in the water, and, eventually,
lost its hair, developed a different breathing method, and other
changes that eventually turned the ape into the creature known as
Homo sapiens, or at least something like it. These aquatic
humans soon returned to life on the land, becoming modern man.

All farms, farmers, and Cyclones-Hawkeyes rivalries. I live
there, so I can personally say that it isn't. Unfortunately, no one
notices any of the AWESOME cryptids there.

They've got the Lockridge Monster (a bear-like Sasquatch),
Obojoki (a lake monster in Lake Okoboji) and Big Blue (a HUGE
snapping turtle). Also, there are some less...normal
cryptids. Tara is a supposed werewolf or Michigan Dogman, there was
a giant snake in Burlington in the late 18th century, and the Van
Meter Visitor was a flying, glowing-horned thing seen in 1903. I
mean, come on, Iowa deserves SOME respect now right? RIGHT?!?