Win Sorel boots!

Sorel is my Winter Boot Angel

Oh man! Remember when I asked you to help me pick out boots? Well, you were awesome – and you gave me so much smart (conflicting) input that I ended up more confused than when I started.

As I write this Joan of Arctic leads Cate the Great by a single vote and the Sorelli is still whispering, “I’m your dark horse.” into my ear while I fall asleep at night. My phone is blowing up with texts from friends who want to ensure that their vote is not only counted but also emphasized and underlined. Who knew winter boots could make for so much hand-wringing?

But Enough About Me. I want you to have boots, too!

But first, you gotta win ‘em!

Here’s how:

Write a defense of / explanation for your vote. No longer than 200 words. You’ll win whichever of the three boots you successfully defend. Sorry to all the dudes out there (your input in the last round was really impressive!) but you can always give a pair of these to your favorite ladyfriend, right?

Make me laugh, make me snort coffee, make me cry, write a haiku – just make it sing. Be witty, be brilliant, or be fucking irreverent. I don’t care, just make that shit entertaining.

Here I am living in the frozen fucking tundra with mother nature blowing her cold air down my back during my run this morning and I am late to your boot give away. BOOOOOO! (You know, BOOOO for Halloween) Ha!