bacchus

n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Is public worship, then, a sin,
That for devotions paid to Bacchus
The lictors dare to run us in,
And resolutely thump and whack us?
Jorace

bacchus - Foolish Dictionary definition

A brewer, who supplied the Gods with nectar, the beer that made Olympus famous. Those desiring a drink, please ask Dickens if "Bacchus is willin'."