Trophies for Your PAIN. And an Amusement Park

Written byChris Rah Osiris

On September 4th, 2008, you will be able to purchase the Amusement Park add-on for PAIN. (That is the day I’ll purchase the game in its entirety.) Pain will also receive an update to include trophies. The trophy quests are becoming quite numerous these days.

Here is a list of the trophies in PAIN so far:

PAIN Trophies

Gold Trophies

Affliction Addiction: Get one billion points (Good Luck)

Silver Trophies

Dude Abides: Use “The Dude” to score 50 Strikes in Bowling

Bronze Trophies

10 Mill Club: Get “PAIN in the Park” and “D-Town Destruction”

Harder Dick’s Balls: Get all of Dick’s Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting(Heh heh heh) I really need adult supervision.

D-Town Destruction: Get 10,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath

Combo Mambo: Get 20x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Attention Spam: Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

PAIN Add-on Character Trophies

Trill: Get PAINful Tosser Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Grenade-A-Maid: Get Exploded 500 times with any female launchable character.