My viking ancestor was chosen by the creator to slay sauron in the end times. We earned that right to represent man and give mankind power over evil. And to live free from fear. And as that ancestory flows thru time it can be felt by men, even after death. Because it is a power that comes from the creator of everything who resides outside of time.

My viking ancestor was chosen by the creator to slay sauron in the end times. We earned that right to represent man and give mankind power over evil. And to live free from fear. And as that ancestory flows thru time it can be felt by men, even after death. Because it is a power that comes from the creator of everything who resides outside of time.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290077

How in the hell will you make it past white house security and slay all senators & representatives and slay sauron obama the invinsible ?

My viking ancestor was chosen by the creator to slay sauron in the end times. We earned that right to represent man and give mankind power over evil. And to live free from fear. And as that ancestory flows thru time it can be felt by men, even after death. Because it is a power that comes from the creator of everything who resides outside of time.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290077

How in the hell will you make it past white house security and slay all senators & representatives and slay sauron obama the invinsible ?

Big fan of Tolkien so I'll play. Physical: I'm 5'6" (hey, its bigger than a hobbit!) 150 lbs. Usually a quick thinker. We had an earthquake in the wee hours of the morning awhile back and before the shaking stopped (12 sec.) I had everyone in the house under the kitchen table. That's from a dead sleep. lolI'm a libra, not that I believe in astrology but i find it coincidental that my scales always balance. Ex: Last summer i had to spring for a new roof, the one on the house was only 7 years old so it was a surprise. $11,000 bucks. 3 months later I got an unexpected "windfall" of 12,500 dollars. I've learned not to worry, things always balance out. ok, thats enough, I intentionally left out stuff i thought would cause you to pick one character over another.

Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1043775

Big fan of Tolkien so I'll play. Physical: I'm 5'6" (hey, its bigger than a hobbit!) 150 lbs. Usually a quick thinker. We had an earthquake in the wee hours of the morning awhile back and before the shaking stopped (12 sec.) I had everyone in the house under the kitchen table. That's from a dead sleep. lolI'm a libra, not that I believe in astrology but i find it coincidental that my scales always balance. Ex: Last summer i had to spring for a new roof, the one on the house was only 7 years old so it was a surprise. $11,000 bucks. 3 months later I got an unexpected "windfall" of 12,500 dollars. I've learned not to worry, things always balance out. ok, thats enough, I intentionally left out stuff i thought would cause you to pick one character over another.

Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Gimli the Dwarf, Legolas the Elf, and the man Boromir, the spiriling mists of time has come. Awaken, turn and face your destiny, we have to begin before it is too late. I can tell you who you are if you have forgotten. Awaken my friends.

Quoting: the way to Mordor 1287588

Are you playing a "Real Life Role Playing Game" (RLRPG)? "Fireball...Fireball...Fireball!"

hey Germany, you still around? So ummm I apologise for the joke. I DID check however, to see if my wifes maiden name was of viking origin and she knows nothing of her family history beyong grandparents. Since her maiden name wasn't "viking", I wrote off the whole post and made a joke. So yesterday, we went to my wife's uncles funeral, afterwards there was a gathering and her cousin was telling her about all the family research he's been doing. I didn't pay much attention until he said, "we have vikings in our ancestory"lol floored me!so please continue.

Sure. Porn makes total sense. You want to go rob a couple houses so we can smoke some porn? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1043775

Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Gimli the Dwarf, Legolas the Elf, and the man Boromir, the spiriling mists of time has come. Awaken, turn and face your destiny, we have to begin before it is too late. I can tell you who you are if you have forgotten. Awaken my friends.