Chrome Eggsbawks 360 controllers are now a thing

and they (well, the silver one) look kinda cool. You can get these bad boys in the middle of May, which is less than specific.

They even have the fancy transforming D-pad that doesn't really fix anything.

Anybody going to pick one up? I certainly don't feel very confident in my abilities to resist them. They're expensive as fuck like any other controller $54.99, but at least they you can be sure to look cool while pressing buttons. They're also probably not going to be in every region or in every color in all regions.

Yeah, every wireless controller I've gotten for my Xbox, ever, has had the analog sticks become loose and annoying, despite being immaculately taken care of. My wired one, however, the only one I've ever had, is oft-used and has never failed me. I don't really see myself buying a replacement anytime soon.

These do look as slick as catcrap on linoleum floor, but a few hours after opening them the excitement will have worn off and you'll just have a brand-new, more fingerprint-y controller.