When liposuction goes wrong it leaves a
series of puckered
dimples around the midriff area, that
cause great
consternation to their unfortunate
recipients. The solution
to
this problem has always been known and
evident in the
many
examples of traditional sofas and chairs,
which
are adorned
with round studs to gather and provide
structure to the
surrounding material.

Lipo-buttons serve a similar decorative
function for the lipo-gone-wrong victim,
so that they can
better emulate the luxurious furniture
they now resemble.
Buttons are held in place with a simple
lace that loops
through a ring piercing in the centre of
the dimple, and
come
in a variety of colours, sizes and
textures. Ones with long
tassels facilitate and encourage
spectacular displays when
the
belly area is exposed during episodes of
vigorous dancing.

The advertising photograph to launch the
range will consist
of
a line of unabashed models proudly
flaunting Lipo-Buttons,
their dimpled midriffs sprayed red, then
polished to a
gentle gloss, in imitation of a row of
empty leather seats at
the House of Lords.