Bra WTFkery

The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow.

Men everywhere rejoice! You now have another plausible justification for jabbing your head in a woman's bosom.

Thank god they come with TWO cups, so you can share with a friend, but if you're an A-cup then that friend better be a small child under 40lb. If you're an E-cup, well, then, you get to share with the Incredible Hulk or a Decepticon.