Woody Harrelson Applied for a Pot Dispensary License in Hawaii, in a Fitting Epilogue for Every Character He’s Played

At any moment, every Woody Harrelson character could turn to the camera and give a 5-minute monologue about one day opening a small pot business in Hawaii. Now, the actual Harrelson is doing just that, as the actor has applied to open one of Hawaii’s first medical-marijuana dispensaries. Harrelson’s application, submitted through his company Simple Organic Living, is competing with 65 others for eight licenses that were made available by a 2015 law. The state will review the proposals and award dispensary permits in April. Those accepted may open their businesses in July. May the odds be ever in Woody’s favor.