30. Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~J. Paul Getty

31. Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind. ~Kay Ingram

32. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. ~Author Unknown

33. Money often costs too much. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

34. The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. ~M.W. Harrison

35. I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. ~Ron Kittle, 1987

36. It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx

37. We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. ~Buzzie Bavasi

38. The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

39. I am having an out of money experience. ~Author Unknown

40. If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

41. Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale. ~Zig Ziglar

42. People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. ~Doug Larson

43. If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one. ~George Gobel

44. A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain

45. If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion. ~George Bernard Shaw

46. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. ~From a Washington Post word contest

52. “The rich. You know why they’re so odd? Because they can afford to be.” –Alexander Knox (Robert Wuhl)Batman

53. “A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street

54. “Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.”- James Arthur Baldwin

55. “Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers

56. “I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.

57. “The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.

58. “My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.

59. “I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.”Francois Rebelais

60. “I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.

61. “They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.

62. “October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain

63. “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.

64. “You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”Josh Billings

65. “Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.

66. “Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.”Taylor Meade

67. “What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”Henry Youngman

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