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Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again!
"I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains."
Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airpl...

While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident.
An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.

A spokesperson for Her Majesty's Prison Service says the office can't handle the recent inundation of requests by unemployed females for jobs following the conviction of female warder Zanib Khan, 27, found guilty of juggling at least 5 unseemly rela...

Harvard trained protologist, Dr. Thaddeus Colonato, today reported that he successfully enlarged the business end of a patient's alimentary canal from a substandard 10 guage opening to something that would allow a 12 gauge turd to pass without micro...

Murray Lloyd, a local proctologist, was arrested early last evening in a 'rhoid rage' incident. Lloyd, 43, was released after posting bail on charges of vandalism, assault, and interference with official acts.
'Rhoid rage should not be confused wi...

A promising treatment for Hemorrhoids, one which was featured prominently in the Pakistan Journal of Medical Sciences, has now been denounced by Proctologists after clinical trials went awry.
The so-called "TNT Suppository" treatment, developed...

Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy.
Flo...

League of Nations/ Belgium - Iconoclastic editor of the world's most widely read Satire Site, Mark Lowton, accepted the JERRY SPRINGER AWARD for his creation, TheSpoof.com.
Results from an unsolicited poll of the site's readership credit it with...

On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professi...

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