Thursday, June 08, 2006

best phone call ever?

AMERICAblog reader Bill writes in about his phone call to Senator Crapo's office (R-ID) this afternoon:

Is Senator Crapo in favor of traditional marriage?Yes he is, he's a cosponsor of the bill.He is? Can you tell me if he masturbates?I could not tell you that.Can you tell me, do you masturbate?I cannot tell you that either.Can you tell me, does he commit sodomy, analingus, cunnilingus or fellatio?What is the purpose of this questioning?It's regarding his views on traditional marriage.Okay, he supports the bill.Yes, but could you tell me does he commit sodomy?I could not give you an answer on that.Is he willing to pledge that he has not or will not commit sodomy?I could not answer that.Has he ever had sex before or outside of marriage?Again, sir, what is the point of this questioning?It's regarding traditional marriage and how far his support goes.Any one of those questions I could not answer.Have you ever had sex outside of marriage?Again, I will not answer that.It's nobody's business, right?That's right.Okay, thank you.

I would have thrown an Exactly in there before the Okay, thank you. But good stuff none the less. And being a fan of immaturity at times I giggle every time I see Senator Crapo. heheh. call me a simpleton, and ill respond with, senator crapo and a giggle.