The Boston Celtics, as do the rest of the NBA arenas across this great nation, do a bit during TV timeouts where they ‘Fan Cam’ the crowd and pick out odd balls acting like toolbags that make the crowd go nuts.

So last night the cameras found Little Fat Bastard Celtics kid.

Now we’re not sure whether this kid is a regular or not. Maybe one of you locals can fill us in.

So fat kid starts pumping those jelly-roll gunboats and the crowd goes nuts. End of story, right? WRONG! Little dude takes his show out to the streets after the game for some Block Rockin’ Beats via street drummers.

Take a number, ladies. This little guy is backing up the middle school poon wagon for a healthy score during the rest of April and May.

FAT BASTARD GETTIN’ IT – JUMP!

Here is his fan cam debut. Below is Mini Fat Bastard throwing down some moves outside the Garden.

Have a video, photo, drunk athlete story, etc. that we need to see and/or publish?