22 More Halloween Costume Fails, Just For Good Measure

Halloween has crept upon us once again, and each year there’s a consistent spectrum of costumes. On one end are the trendy and timely well-planned costumes that spare no expense, and on the other are the ones that just flat out can’t book it, show a lack of care or go way too far, making creepy look like Sunday school and turning Halloween into a reason for a restraining order. Here’s a rundown of 22 big Halloween costume fails to keep you laughing...or cringing.

Pants-free R2-D2

"Star Wars" is always a safe costume bet at any Halloween party. Just as a side note of good advice, pants are always appreciated at any party when you’re a grown man and a bit of a frump cake. Could be worse if he had gone as Princess Leia.

Halloween has crept upon us once again, and each year there’s a consistent spectrum of costumes. On one end are the trendy and timely well-planned costumes that spare no expense, and on the other are the ones that just flat out can’t book it, show a lack of care or go way too far, making creepy look like Sunday school and turning Halloween into a reason for a restraining order. Here’s a rundown of 22 big Halloween costume fails to keep you laughing...or cringing.

Pants-free R2-D2

"Star Wars" is always a safe costume bet at any Halloween party. Just as a side note of good advice, pants are always appreciated at any party when you’re a grown man and a bit of a frump cake. Could be worse if he had gone as Princess Leia.

"The Avengers" scored high with movie reviewers and even higher in the box office this summer with their first of probably several films together. This guy gets props for creativity, but his indecisiveness to pick just one or find three others crazy enough to join him is troubling. We’d hate to see him plan a wedding.

"The Avengers" scored high with movie reviewers and even higher in the box office this summer with their first of probably several films together. This guy gets props for creativity, but his indecisiveness to pick just one or find three others crazy enough to join him is troubling. We’d hate to see him plan a wedding.

Speaking of Avengers, people tend to be quite fond of the Hulk character, despite being a very large, angry green monster who’s hard to win over once you've upset him. This guy, however, simply looks like an angry guy with a real toilet brush problem. We’re not convinced that this photo is even from Halloween.

Speaking of Avengers, people tend to be quite fond of the Hulk character, despite being a very large, angry green monster who’s hard to win over once you've upset him. This guy, however, simply looks like an angry guy with a real toilet brush problem. We’re not convinced that this photo is even from Halloween.

Hulkamaniacs out there cannot be pleased that this man is representing their hero. Other than the psychotic look on his face, he's got it all wrong. Wrong colored tank top, girly wristbands, tin foil belt, Hulkamania spelled wrong, and an embarrassing lack of muscles and excess of hair.

Hulkamaniacs out there cannot be pleased that this man is representing their hero. Other than the psychotic look on his face, he's got it all wrong. Wrong colored tank top, girly wristbands, tin foil belt, Hulkamania spelled wrong, and an embarrassing lack of muscles and excess of hair.

We’re not even really sure what this is supposed to be, except a nightmare for any children who happen to pass him/her on the streets at night. We pray that there was a wardrobe change immediately after this creeptastic snapshot. And if he has children, we imagine his children hate Halloween for very specific reasons.

We’re not even really sure what this is supposed to be, except a nightmare for any children who happen to pass him/her on the streets at night. We pray that there was a wardrobe change immediately after this creeptastic snapshot. And if he has children, we imagine his children hate Halloween for very specific reasons.

Talk about ironic, huh? Not sure anybody expects much fast-action saving from this flashy superhero. Then again, it’s the perfect costume, since it gives him plenty of room to surprise people, despite not having plenty of room in the crotch or anywhere else in this suit for that matter. The drawn-on six pack really reassures the public too, Mr. Flash.

Talk about ironic, huh? Not sure anybody expects much fast-action saving from this flashy superhero. Then again, it’s the perfect costume, since it gives him plenty of room to surprise people, despite not having plenty of room in the crotch or anywhere else in this suit for that matter. The drawn-on six pack really reassures the public too, Mr. Flash.

It’s amazing how quickly someone’s childhood memories can be destroyed. If this crack squad of Blue Man Group gone Smurf doesn’t blur your nostalgia, then maybe you’ll have a good cry later when you see them team up with the Keebler Elves doing hardcore porn.

It’s amazing how quickly someone’s childhood memories can be destroyed. If this crack squad of Blue Man Group gone Smurf doesn’t blur your nostalgia, then maybe you’ll have a good cry later when you see them team up with the Keebler Elves doing hardcore porn.

Now you know why no one went to go see the second Tron. The "Tron Guy" is ballsy on a number of levels, mostly because he is the only superhero over the age of 40 who is still showing a huge bulge while in costume. What do you guys think the over/under is on how many pairs of socks are stuffed in there?

Now you know why no one went to go see the second Tron. The "Tron Guy" is ballsy on a number of levels, mostly because he is the only superhero over the age of 40 who is still showing a huge bulge while in costume. What do you guys think the over/under is on how many pairs of socks are stuffed in there?

Let's start at the left: Batman seems to have outgrown his costume, yet the codpiece seems way too big. In the center is a McDonald's milkshake that includes the outline of a penis. And on the right, Spidey is striking a disturbing pinup pose.

Let's start at the left: Batman seems to have outgrown his costume, yet the codpiece seems way too big. In the center is a McDonald's milkshake that includes the outline of a penis. And on the right, Spidey is striking a disturbing pinup pose.

Halloween is a great time to be inventive. Not everyone wants to try to imitate something popular, but instead use their wild imaginations to create a new and exciting costume. But when you and two buddies do this and get together and nobody knows what the hell you are, you have just failed.

Halloween is a great time to be inventive. Not everyone wants to try to imitate something popular, but instead use their wild imaginations to create a new and exciting costume. But when you and two buddies do this and get together and nobody knows what the hell you are, you have just failed.

This is what we’re talking about with the people who have a semi-funny idea for a second and then take it too far. This guy probably lasted a solid three minutes while getting a few wacky pictures from the local funnies before promptly being asked to leave, only to hang himself by his tampon string. It’s like the saying goes, “If you give a man enough tampon string, he’ll hang himself.”

This is what we’re talking about with the people who have a semi-funny idea for a second and then take it too far. This guy probably lasted a solid three minutes while getting a few wacky pictures from the local funnies before promptly being asked to leave, only to hang himself by his tampon string. It’s like the saying goes, “If you give a man enough tampon string, he’ll hang himself.”

This is just a new low for animal cruelty. Sure, we love a good ninja turtle costume, but it is scary that someone even had this idea thinking it was okay. This cry for attention looks like a quick way to end up on the evening news, the kind where the neighbors testify to how she seemed like a nice, quiet person that no one expected anything bad from.

This is just a new low for animal cruelty. Sure, we love a good ninja turtle costume, but it is scary that someone even had this idea thinking it was okay. This cry for attention looks like a quick way to end up on the evening news, the kind where the neighbors testify to how she seemed like a nice, quiet person that no one expected anything bad from.

We can’t say this surprises us. In fact, it may have been a long time coming for this super duo of sweethearts. All we can hope is that they will be rebooted immediately into a darker, tougher and less horny team before someone actually needs their help.

We can’t say this surprises us. In fact, it may have been a long time coming for this super duo of sweethearts. All we can hope is that they will be rebooted immediately into a darker, tougher and less horny team before someone actually needs their help.

It’s normal for little ones to dress up as their favorite talk show host and walk around pretending to interview people. It’s cute. We support these ideas and, in fact, we encourage kids to have role models as they grow up.

It’s normal for little ones to dress up as their favorite talk show host and walk around pretending to interview people. It’s cute. We support these ideas and, in fact, we encourage kids to have role models as they grow up.

Some folks let their inner sinner out with little concern for the mental well-being of others, most noticeably in their glassy, red eyes and poorly kept facial hair. These rude roughians think they can get away with anything if they pop on some bunny ears. Don't fall for it. No costumes can disguise a sexual predator.

Some folks let their inner sinner out with little concern for the mental well-being of others, most noticeably in their glassy, red eyes and poorly kept facial hair. These rude roughians think they can get away with anything if they pop on some bunny ears. Don't fall for it. No costumes can disguise a sexual predator.

Although this probably isn’t a welcomed speaker at any consumer electronics panels, this timely zombie take on the late Steve Jobs just reminds us not only how much he changed our lives, but how he can still remind us about the importance of upgrading our devices and brushing our teeth even after his sad passing.

Although this probably isn’t a welcomed speaker at any consumer electronics panels, this timely zombie take on the late Steve Jobs just reminds us not only how much he changed our lives, but how he can still remind us about the importance of upgrading our devices and brushing our teeth even after his sad passing.

Guys love Halloween because all the girls throw their inhibitions out the window and sexy it up for one night. It's basically the main reason we dress up. These girls decided to slap us all in the face before we even had a chance to hit on them by wearing loose-fitting, head-to-toe covering beer can costumes. Pass the hard alcohol, please.

Guys love Halloween because all the girls throw their inhibitions out the window and sexy it up for one night. It's basically the main reason we dress up. These girls decided to slap us all in the face before we even had a chance to hit on them by wearing loose-fitting, head-to-toe covering beer can costumes. Pass the hard alcohol, please.