Stay off the friggin rocks at Cape Spear

They may be hard to see but there are three dipshits on the rocks by the water in this picture. I never noticed them on the rocks while we were fishing [read whale watching] on Monday night, it was only after I was processing the photos that I saw them.

I'm all about getting in weird places for a photo, but be smart about it. 20 likes on IG isn't worth a dip in the North Atlantic. Those rocks are super dangerous, we were right next to the peeps and couldn't see them, there's no way we would have heard calls for help over the boat and the roar of the ocean, there's shotty cell reception out there, and it only takes one wave. Don't be stupid.