Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Shhh. They can hear you. They're listening as we speak -- logging every
word, tracing every step.

Even tonight, while you sleep under your
hotel-monogrammed duvet, rest assured that 20 stories below, in some
undisclosed location, researchers are hard at work documenting your
whims and wishes -- Loves biking! Hates bananas! -- trying to crack the
profound mystery that is You.