Customise Your iPhone With Your Own DNA

As if my iPhone didn't have enough of my DNA in the form of grease fingerprints, dead skin cells and other precious bodily fluids, now I can add some more of it in wallpaper form.

AU: Helys doesn't extend this (silly) service to Australia. Not yet anyway...-EH

French DNA laboratory Helys can do it for you. It works like this: Pay $US147 and they will send you a DNA sampling kit. Send them back your DNA, choose a preferred tonal range, and they will make your genetic print into pixel form. Two weeks later, you will receive a 320x480 pixel picture in your email.

Of course, what Helys is not telling you is that this is all part of a secret plan by the French government to have a record of all our DNA. And with it, they will create a mutant cheese that will kill everyone in the planet who is not French or drinks Vichy water. I warned you. Don't come back later whining about it when your arteries explode because of the killer mutant cheese. [Helys via CNET]