I really really like the new hair. And did your eyes grow? Because they're huge and penetrating my soul.

Hahaha! No, they didn't grow and they will always penetrate your soul. :P

Thanks everybody. I'm super happy with my new look too. I can't wait to go blonde! Not sure when though, I really love how this color came out so we'll see how I feel a month from now and how my pockets feel too.

I got them Docta Drey headphones. Jamal sold them to me used for $300 instead of the retail $400. They just sound like regular headphones but say "Docta Drey" on them. Not even in a good logo. It just looks like he wrote his name with a marker pen. I don't see the big deal.

Does commenting on other people's stuff really make someone more authentic though? I hold some on here in higher regards than others, and its not an exact correlation, but it does tend to be people who comment less and share more. (Hope that makes sense. Sorry for not calling the babies cute, but for seriose, you guys have that tackled and it ain't like I'm denying it).

Does commenting on other people's stuff really make someone more authentic though? I hold some on here in higher regards than others, and its not an exact correlation, but it does tend to be people who comment less and share more. (Hope that makes sense. Sorry for not calling the babies cute, but for seriose, you guys have that tackled and it ain't like I'm denying it).

I'm not talking about authenticity. You come here, post your pictures/articles/videos about your arrests/you harrassing people and then disappear again. Is it something that has become a habit for you, or are you actually expecting something from us? I'm curious.

I'm not talking about authenticity. You come here, post your pictures/articles/videos about your arrests/you harrassing people and then disappear again. Is it something that has become a habit for you, or are you actually expecting something from us? I'm curious.

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