Every afternoon I stand by a second floor window in the Ed Sullivan Theater and take mediocre photos of guests as they enter and leave the Late Show with David Letterman. In the foreground of each shot is a wad of old gum I noticed on the window ledge. There may be better paparazzi photos on the internet, but this is the only place you'll find the juxtaposition of celebrities and hardened gum. Enjoy!

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Monday, July 9, 2012

Emma Stone

CelebriGum is back after a nearly two week hiatus, during which I traveled to Amsterdam to represent CelebriGum at the 2012 Worldwide Gum Humor Conference.

In addition to delivering a well-received keynote address at the conference, I also previewed some upcoming CelebriGum photos, including these Emma Stone pictures, for my colleagues.

They had plenty of suggestions for Emma Stone entry zingers:

"Emma Stone, and gum that is like a stone! Yes?" --Dimitri Karasov, Moscow, editor of "Chewing Substance Mirth" magazine

"Note that Emma Stone is in "The Amazing Spider-Man"! Take care, Spider Man, as you swing about the city on your sticky web, that you don't yourself become caught by sticky gum! Irony indeed!" --Henri Peugard, Paris, producer of French TV show "Blow Bubble Funny Hello"

"Emma Stone, okay. Very nice. But be sure to mention that within two years China will develop a celebrity and old gum photo website cheaper than yours." --Zhou Zhong Liao, Beijing, Deputy Culture Minister for Latex Product Happiness

Thanks, guys! Lots of good stuff there! I think I'll just keep writing my own material for now.