Burney Mountain Hermit

Here I squat ever so gently upon a rotting log atop Mt. Burney in Northern California, gazing across the endless landscape below; the rays of all of the energy in the Universe permeate every pore and cell of my body. I am the great Burney Mountain Guru Hermit and you, my lucky friend, have arrived at THE blog of pure, unadulterated and untethered wit, satire and veracity.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Hillary Clinton is standing by and supporting Planned Parenthood,
according to a Tweet made Thursday night.She has several associations with PP and according to the Washington Free Beacon, the daughter of
Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards is working for the Clinton campaign.

COMMENTS:

Although Hillary initially voiced “concern” over the
revelations, she reversed course 24 hours later after pro-abortion
protests.She obviously does not share
American values with respect to initiating abortions for the purpose of
harvesting tissue samples for commercial sale.To her, the ends justify the means, and she has no redeeming moral or ethical values. Of course... what would she do with them if she had any?

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. How long do you think it will be before they get Hillary
Clinton’s email server?(Lottie ~
Danville, CA)

A. I don’t think it makes any difference.When they finally get to the point that they
have it, if ever, they will discover there is nothing on it because… gasp!!!... She
replaced the whole server months ago and had the old one destroyed because it
had viruses on it.I see this whole
thing as an exercise in futility and I think that the reason they don’t have
the server already is that they know it and they don’t want the public to know
what inept and dumb shits they really are.

A. Everyone wants to know whether or not the candidate has
the physical stamina to meet the heavy demands of the office.You should note, however, that no comment was
made about her mental fitness.

Q. Do I understand that Obama believes the Planned Parenthood
videos are faked?(Lucinda ~ Chico, CA)

A. Yep.John Earnest,
White House spokesman-in-chief, indicated that the reason he thought the videos
were fraudulent was because, well, Planned Parenthood had told him as much.Give me a huge
drum roll on that.

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he
hesitates, events will soon be on top of him.”~ Harry S. Truman

Friday, July 31, 2015

The United Bank of Switzerland, (UBS), got into problems
with the IRS.They asked Hillary
Clinton, then in her early days as Secretary of State, to intervene and the IRS
problems went away.At the time, UBS was
donating $60,000 per year to the Clinton Foundation; since then, their
contributions have grown to $600,000 and they hired Bill to participate in a
question and answer seminar or two for $1.5 million, according to the WALL STREET JOURNAL.

COMMENTS:

And you expected that your politicians would be nice, sweet, ethical and
moral?

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Do you think the suspension of Tom Brady for four games
is fair?(Benny ~ Dallas, TX)

A. Look at it this way: the alleged deflation of footballs
occurred in a critical playoff game.If
the deflation actually occurred and if Brady was behind it, I think he should
be barred from professional football entirely.If they can’t prove that, he should not be suspended at all.For those reasons therefore, in my opinion, the four-game
suspension is wrong.In any event, the
NFL is at fault in the first place; all balls, (footballs, that is), should be
inspected by the referees prior to the game.

Q. Movie stars and celebrities are coming out with
propaganda ads supporting the Iran nuclear deal.Was that engineered by Obama?(Tippy ~ Vallejo, CA)

A. In my opinion, yes.Obama called in some chits.Note
that the word “chits” is spelled with a “c.”

Q. Do you think the lion-hunting dentist should be thrown in
jail?(Lenny ~ Mesa, AZ)

A. I’m sorry about the lion.Maybe they can sell the body parts… liver, paws, tail….Where is the same outrage about aborted
fetuses?You take a human life in order
to harvest body parts and that’s okay?Sure… lion lives matter; so do human lives.

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts
absolutely.” ~ John Dalberg-Acton

Q. What is your reaction to the guy who tried to shoot own a
drone that was flying over his property?(Leo ~ Las Vegas, NV)

A. He’s arguing that he felt threatened by the drone, not
knowing if it was taking pictures, spraying poison or getting ready to shoot
him.If you feel your life is being
threatened, you have every right to defend it.As a gun owner, however, I think he’s damned irresponsible.Those bullets have to come down someplace and
someone could get seriously hurt or killed.The next thing you know, they’re going to be making miniature backyard ground to
air missiles designed to take down such backyard drones in one shot.

Q. With the finding of what appears to be a part of the missing
Malaysian Boeing 777, it appears that the conspiracy theory you and others
advanced about the plane being hijacked for later use by a terrorist group were
unfounded.Are you just another
alarmist?(Woodrow ~ Fort Bragg,
California)

A. Don’t jump to conclusions.The part could have been planted there by a
terrorist group to make everybody believe the plane actually crashed.I suspect the plane has been modified and
will be used to make a bombing run on the San Diego Zoo.

Q. I just read that Trump leads Bush in Florida!Wow!(Jocelyn ~ Aberdeen, WA)

A. And they keep saying that Trump doesn’t stand a
chance.Wouldn’t it be great if this
country finally had a president who believed in America and told the truth, no
matter who it ends up being?

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Do you mind if I sit back a little?Because your breath is very bad.”~ Donald Trump

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Planned Parenthood is saying it’s been hacked and the matter
has been turned over to the FBI.They
say they have reason to believe the hackers are anti-abortionists who were able
to seize the names and addresses of employees and, perhaps, patients.The alleged hacking organization has told
Planned Parenthood that it intends to release internal emails to the
public.

COMMENTS:

In the meanwhile, there’s a new video out showing how PP has
been actively trying to jack up prices for fetus body parts.Maybe they have their own version of a Kelley Bluebook
available?

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. I think Tom Brady should be banned from football after he
destroyed his cellphone to prevent the NFL from finding out what was on it
regarding “Deflategate.”(Cedric ~ Seattle,
WA)

A. I disagree.If
Hillary Clinton, who is running for the presidency, can destroy her State
Department emails and get away with it, why should Brady… who is NOT running
for the presidency… not be able to destroy his text messages?

Q. What’s going on with Russia lately?Is the press hiding some more of their bad deeds?(Val ~ Willits, CA)

A. Well, Putin is using warships to block the completion of
a 280-mile power cable running from Sweden to Lithuania; the pipeline would
reduce Lithuania’s dependence on Russian energy. Of course, Putin wants
Lithuania back into the Soviet Union and he wants to be able to cut off their “juice”
with other European nations, pardon the play on words.

A. Yes, even before your phone beeps.It’s called Stagefright, and it can compromise
your bank access and other precious information instantly.A fix is in the works and should soon be
installed into your phone automatically.Keep your phone security updated and, once again, I do not recommend
your using your phone for banking access.Personally, I think Obamas Kenyan relatives are behind this scheme.

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Life is what happens while you are looking at your
smartphone.” ~ Unknown

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

President Obama said from his tour of Africa that the
Republican presidential candidates are essentially making asses out themselves
and that he is not going to turn over the keys to the White House to anyone he
doesn’t deem qualified to hold the office.

COMMENTS:

I had a really crappy Civics instructor in high school who
neglected to show me where in the Constitution it says that the incumbent
president has the inherent right to determine the qualifications required for
someone else to run for the job.It
seems to me that, if that were the case, Bush surely would never have allowed
Obama to take office.

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Why do you think there is such a rise in shark
attacks?(Carlos ~ Carson, CA)

A. It’s political season and sharks are left-wing
liberals.It’s really probably because they’re
hungry and their food supply is running short, for some reason.

A. McConnell had it coming and I’m glad to see somebody
besides Trump has finally decided to step up to the plate and tell it like it
really is.Have you noticed how every
establishment good old boy has come out loud and strong calling Cruz everything
in the book except a white man?

Q. You were talking about the EPA going to require that
barbeques have catalytic converters on them.Now, I hear that a Florida county has gone after a resident for allowing
the smell of his BBQ to leave his property? (Willie ~ Lakeport, CA)

A. Scotty Jordan was served with a warning that he was violating
Pinellas County’s air quality law. “I just took three pictures of smoke,” the
agent said. “I can smell it again right now. You’re allowed to have it smell on
your property, so that doesn’t count, but when I’m on the street, that’s when
it counts.” Actually, it’s a good law; we can use it to fire everyone in
Washington for all of the stinking laws and regulations they are enacting.

TODAY’S QUOTE:It’s too bad she wasn’t around for the Iran “deal.”

“I seem to smell the stench of appeasement in the air.”~
Margaret Thatcher

What's News

About Me

American Citizen and damned proud of it.
Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves.
I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally.
After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable.
Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.