Great Todd Barry Quotes

Todd says a lot of amazing and fascinating things. A LOT. This page will feature some of the most amazing and fascinating things he’s ever said. Sure, you can use these quotes to annihilate people at cocktail parties, but why not do something more positive? Use them as part of your email signature!

That guy who manages the vegetarian restaurant got a pretty severe haircut.— Todd Barry, on the vegetarian restaurant manager’s new haircut.

I don’t know how I guessed that your last five boyfriends were musicians.— Todd Barry, on not knowing how he guessed that her last five boyfriends were musicians.

I thought I left my wallet at that Pan-Asian restaurant, but I didn’t.— Todd Barry, on where he thought he left his wallet

I didn’t know Sheryl Crow had a son.— Todd Barry, on finding out that Sheryl Crow had a son.

They did a nice job renovating that Thai place.— Todd Barry, on the job they did renovating that Thai place.

My dandruff shampoo is made in Israel.— Todd Barry, on the country where his dandruff shampoo is made.

My gastroenterologist is pretty easy to talk to.— Todd Barry, on how easy it is to talk to his gastroenterologist