-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)

Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...

A country that is really beautiful for the tourists, but actually is a shit-hole country that doesn't have security, since lots of dumb tourists are being kidnapped, robbed, raped and killed there. It has lots of corruption because the PT has made a huge corruption scheme which has robbed for some years millions of taxes the people pay, and there are some dumbasses who still vote on these politicians after some crap like that happens.

the act of engaging in sexual activity below the belt. When traveling to Brazil, participants usually make the full trip; a non stop ride is straight to the business. Layovers and one stops may occur and actually can enhance the trip down south when attention is paid to individual body parts of the lower region.

Alex and Joe tried to go to Brazil with me last night but I wasn't having it...

A country that is very poor, poor education, a high number of criminals, druggies, gangsters, economy is very poor. Some people believe that Brazil is is a horrible country but in reality its not. The country is beautiful but the people in the country make the country really bad. Even the president, The brazilian government is one of the highest payed governments in the world but the people that work there are payed very little and work too much.

Minimum wage is about 450 reais(Brazilian money)and the president gets payed 11,000 reais.

In reference to the 1985 Terry Gillam movie in which the world is dominated by beuracracy. There's a never ending pile of paperwork and you must always have your 22/A signed. So if something is brazil then it means that you've just been put through some long governemental (emphazizing the mental) red tape and flaming hoops you had to jump through.

I had to go to the DMV today and when I got to the window they said that I didn't have the proper form filled out and this piece of paper from home. So I had to go home, get the paper, stand in line again making sure I had the proper form. And all I wanted to do was ASK them a question! It was brazil!