Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s offspring and frequent target of Internet hatred, has decided to weigh in on Obama’s public support of same-sex marriage. Because, you know, everyone on the planet was collectively holding their breath until she shared her thoughts and feelings on the subject with the world at-large.

According to Bristol, President Obama’s daughters are the reason he’s decided to come out in support of same-sex marriage, which, she claims, is a “shame”. Her opinions on the topic were a part of a blog post entitled “Hail to the Chiefs – Malia and Sasha Obama”, in which she states that the commander-in-chief is being heavily influenced by his family.

“While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads,” Palin wrote. “In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.”

If those pearls of wisdom weren’t enough, Bristol continues, “Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.”

In her quest to name-check as many popular television programs as she possibly can, Palin concluded, “In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of ‘Glee’.”

Given the unconventional nature of her own family — I don’t think thousands of years of thinking about marriage included being an unwed mother — Bristol isn’t really in any position to criticize. People across the nation have taken to Twitter to discuss the matter. You can find a few select posts in the space below.

Who is she and who cares what she has to say? She is just a dumb-young unwed mother whose own mother is nothing more than a bible humping caribou barbie figure doll. Her family’s 15 minutes is waaaay past due. Palin women need to learn to keep their mouths and legs shut. Society doesn’t deserve the garbage they regurgitate or anymore idiots from this mob of morons.

humble guy

Dear Maus;
You speak a lot of ridicule and sarcasm. People such as you think of themselves as paragons of knowledge, understanding and wisdom. Please post for all of us “Mortals”, your qualifications to this lofty position of godhood. After all, it would not be inappropriate to do so, otherwise, any ignorant, bigoted, self-righeous degenerate could post some nonsense and perhaps contaminate some relatively innocent minds.

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Go Bristol. You are correct. Do not back down. Homosexuality is wrong- look what happened to Sodoom and Gomorrah.

“Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you’re living in the past you wouldn’t have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It’s 2012!” Farley wrote. “My best friend will get married one day and not just have civil union with his man. Stop hating people.”

Laina

You are an idiot! If your not gay why do you care. Let him judge and if and when he deems love wrong… It won’t be your problem will it?

b craig

does she know who they are

Alexander Princewill Charles

if Obamas daughter are truly the ones who encouraged their father to outrighly go for same sex marriage, then am sorry to say” they’re beautiful demons” coz they are about to bring the worst form of sexual perserveness to mankind coz very soon. Human will aslo comeout in mass to encourage marriage with animals, imagine getting married to a donkey or a horse or dog?