Time Wasting, Vol. 3

Rule Zero: No Paradoxes, because, according to the author, no true paradoxes can exist in the real world, only as concepts. Someone tell that to the pre-observationally equally alive and dead Shrodinger’s Cat. (dealt with later in Rule 9: Parallel Universes…but I still think quantum superposition negates this rule)

Rule Five: Black Holes ≠ Time Machines, but wormholes could be. (Correct) Unfortunately no one knows how to make negative energy to keep them open (Incorrect). We can’t manufacture Negative energy in sufficient quantities to make working wormholes…but we can make tiny amounts through the Casimireffect)

The article is still fun though. If you like “Lost” you’ll recognize Rule 6: Whatever happened, happened (note: read that in the whispery nerd voice of Daniel Faraday)