Read. Learn stuff while you still can. Life is really short, Bubby,
... trust me on this one. Learn stuff before the malevolent
millennial tidal wave of maggot gagging, putrid Political Correctness
erodes every worthwhile thing in the world away in its inexorable and
destructive quest for equally distributed mediocrity.

Realize quickly that runaway, Orwellian style linguistic revisionism,
and insidiously overt and unashamed thought control are epidemically
rampant conditions nowadays, and that the wise old guys that really
know stuff about freedom and liberty are all dead and dying­­­fast.

All the while, New Worlders everywhere are pumping smoke up the butts
of the new generations' kids so fast and hard that legions of fresh
new government slaves and masters are everywhere, breeding like
rabbits before our very eyes.

... And that, good reader, requires a lot of critical NON-thinking,
... by them AND us.

Just look at the kind of thing that the glorious new-age marvel of
computer technology, and that much bally-hooed and eulogised panacea
of academic scholarship, the internet "information highway" are
producing, night and day, monotonous cyber-ream after cyber-ream.

A guy in a forum online the other day wrote this jewel, "... Again,
... in all do respect." And this was not a simple typo, either, mind
you. The guy writes tortured stuff like this all the time, beauts
like, "I'm waiting with faded breath ..." and references to
"deformation of character."

I mean, this shit's killing me! Young people can't even speak in
complete sentences anymore, and even their dutiful and youthful
teachers might intimate that,

"Yep-urr, ....they're feeling real good about theirselves now,
... and we feel they got a whole fresh attitude around 'em, and
comprehension skills has got real high, lately," ya know what I mean?
And it ain't only basic verbal skills these puerile products of our
modern government conditioning camps lack and struggle with when
they're not too busy watching Mtv, ....but simple rudimentary number
skills, as well. I know first hand that college kids, ....and yes,
even young teachers moonlighting as waitresses, ....positively cannot
function without calculators when writing up dinner cheques!

A friend told me the other day that his 10 year old daughter hadn't
been taught simple weights and measures in school yet. Let's see, now
....how many quarts in a gallon? "Stay at least 10 feet away from
that tiger's cage, Junior!"

All you crusty, hardened, 50-something tv watching veterans out there
know only tediously too well that, "....a mind is a terrible thing to
waste." Well, let me tell ya, Sweetheart, a free, democratic
representative republic's national collective mind when wasted,
spells the irreversible doom of the whole damned nation.

I don't want to be overly harsh here, but I mean, "Hey, BaBa, get
with the freaking program!"

If you believe that the "majority rules" theory of government even
closely resembles constitutionally affirmed law and order, you might
want to wrap your deprived and atrophied little brain stem around
this precious nugget:

....when you and your slavish, plump sheep butt and a couple of big
bad wolves inevitably wind up getting together to vote on what to
have for dinner some night, I guarantee you, Honey, it ain't gonna be
tofu burgers on the menu.

Does it kill you like it kills me how everyone always opines how this
is such a great and free country? What the hell is so free about it,
I ask you? Tell me how we are free ....free to be slaves?

You work until June to pay tribute and give sustenance to vast
phalanxes of butch State Police troopers and porcine, waddling
sheriffs and assorted jailers, ....not to speak of those
vertiginously multiplying, mindless automatonic SWAT team armies.
These ultimate and deadly extensions of puffed-up magistrates and
bureaucrats everywhere are frighteningly commonplace in our Brave New
World, routinely striking misidentified and unfortunate, peaceable
and innocent victims, mostly with an insane and frothing, gung-ho,
maniacal overkill. We didn't even mention all the cool super-macho
global domination type stuff, either, did we ....like war ships, and
intermittent tomahawk cruise missile showers?

The harsh reality is that if you're paying money to the government,
you're financing some seriously heavy bad-ass shit, man. Hey, ....I'm
sorry, but it's all true. True, true, true!

But back to the homefront. Comedian Chris Rock wowed them on
Letterman the other night, (yes I watch the damned tv ....I can't
help myself) making wry observations about stark general realities
that most trusting and naïve type folks would hardly dare openly
consider, much less discuss. With the refreshing tell-it-like-it-is,
in-your-face style of eloquent delivery that makes him so appealing,
Rock answered Letterman's polemic probes about his private audience
with Billy Jeff Clinton something like this:

"Man, I ain't gonna tell you no government secrets! Next thing you
know, muthas be blowin' up my damn house!"

Rock deftly lays bare the grim slimy truth and makes you laugh about
it all the while.

Now, how about a little racial non sequitur just as an easy way out
of a cohesive ending to this rant?

Let's just say that Rock's shining star hangs on his uncanny ability
to totally cut through issues like race, directly to the heart of
purely human issues, ....like calling an asshole an asshole­­­doesn't
matter if his skin is striped bright green and orange! Rock's genuine
wide-eyed brand of brutally direct honesty is an enormously endearing
quality, appealing to humans of ALL colours.

Seriously, though, here's the real low down, the hot skinny, the sine
qua non of truly living the free life: You've got to learn to read,
and write, and think independently in order to protect yourself from
predatory government. This is, of course, curriculum not covered in
any government school.

So, summing up, to regain your own personal freedom beginning
immediately, you must be smart enough to take full responsibility for
your own maintenance and wellbeing, disassociating yourself from the
entangling tentacles of onerous government as completely as possible.
The sad, hard truth must be faced, and the truth is that the closer
you get to government, the more likely you are to be burned.