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[SFW] Any fun activities that are best when they leave you in a mess?

Neat freaks need not apply. Some really fun TGIF things just can’t be done without getting down and dirty. What messy, dirty divertissements float your boat? If this question takes your mind where it took mine, not to worry. Just click here for the NSFW version.

Every year during ‘Bike Week’ in Daytona (not very far from here) they have coleslaw wrestling competitions featuring many “heats” of two semi-hot women wrestling in a big pit of coleslaw in an attempt to win…...I don’t know, some kind of stupid fuckin’ prize.

Being a ‘man of principle’, I have of course never personally witnessed these wicked events. I have only heard about them. So they don’t specifically leave ME in a mess.

Well they would if Mrs. Apple ever found out that I was there have considered attending….

Baking. We don’t have any fancy-pants appliances, so we mix our dough by hand (even when it calls for a stick of frozen butter.) By the end of it, we’re usually covered in specks of flour and our hands are slick and oily. The clean up may be monstrous, but I’ll be damned if those cookies and pies aren’t worth it.

You know what’s stupid? I used to look down on people who do stuff like this. I thought oktoberfest was an annoying part of yuppie culture and a dumb excuse for them to get drunk outside during the day.