History Quotes / TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial

'''Jay:''' But you may find yourself in a situation where you need to walk through the desert. There's '''[[{{Dissimile}} never going to be a situation]]''' where you '''''NEED''''' to watch the ''Stars Wars Holiday Special''!\\

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'''Jay:''' But you may find yourself in a situation where you need to walk through the desert. There's '''[[{{Dissimile}} never going to be a situation]]''' where you '''''NEED''''' to watch the ''Stars ''Star Wars Holiday Special''!\\

->'''Mike:''' It's like saying the desert is hot. Yes, the desert is hot, but unless you've walked through it for 24 hours with no water, [[IceCreamKoan you can't truly know how hot the desert is]]. You have to see the whole thing.\\

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->'''Mike:''' It's like saying the desert is hot. Yes, the desert is hot, but unless you've walked through it for 24 hours with no water, [[IceCreamKoan [[{{Koan}} you can't truly know how hot the desert is]]. You have to see the whole thing.\\

->You think it's so legendarily bad that you'll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible I, too, once thought as you did.]]-->-- '''Randall Munroe''', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

->George Lucas once said he wished he could track down every single copy of the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' and smash it to pieces with a sledgehammer. Thanks to the easy breezy modern data transfers of today, that task just got a lot harder. A typical [=YouTube=] search turns up [[TheStreisandEffect fifty different tapings of the special.]] Thousands, maybe millions, are watching the horror at any given time around the world. That's a lot of hard drives to smash, George -- better get busy. And honestly, your time would be better spent doing that than whatever you're working on.

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->George Lucas once said he wished he could track down every single copy of the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' and smash it to pieces with a sledgehammer. Thanks to the easy breezy modern data transfers of today, that task just got a lot harder. A typical [=YouTube=] search turns up [[TheStreisandEffect [[StreisandEffect fifty different tapings of the special.]] Thousands, maybe millions, are watching the horror at any given time around the world. That's a lot of hard drives to smash, George -- better get busy. And honestly, your time would be better spent doing that than whatever you're working on.

->George Lucas once said he wished he could track down every single copy of the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' and smash it to pieces with a sledgehammer. Thanks to the easy breezy modern data transfers of today, that task just got a lot harder. A typical Website/YouTube search turns up fifty different tapings of the special. Thousands, maybe millions, are watching the horror at any given time around the world. That's a lot of hard drives to smash, George -- better get busy. And honestly, your time would be better spent doing that than whatever you're working on.

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->George Lucas once said he wished he could track down every single copy of the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' and smash it to pieces with a sledgehammer. Thanks to the easy breezy modern data transfers of today, that task just got a lot harder. A typical Website/YouTube [=YouTube=] search turns up [[TheStreisandEffect fifty different tapings of the special. special.]] Thousands, maybe millions, are watching the horror at any given time around the world. That's a lot of hard drives to smash, George -- better get busy. And honestly, your time would be better spent doing that than whatever you're working on.

->Some people think, mistakenly, that the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' is hilariously entertaining in the [[SoBadItsGood it's-so-bad-it's-good]] category. These people are idiots. Idiots who have never sat through an entire viewing of the ''Holiday Special''...It is mostly like watching a one-armed, blind, five-year-old bowl in slow motion for an hour and a half."''

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->Some people think, mistakenly, that the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' is hilariously entertaining in the [[SoBadItsGood it's-so-bad-it's-good]] category. These people are idiots. Idiots who have never sat through an entire viewing of the ''Holiday Special''...It is mostly like watching a one-armed, blind, five-year-old bowl in slow motion for an hour and a half."''

->''George Lucas once said he wished he could track down every single copy of the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' and smash it to pieces with a sledgehammer. Thanks to the easy breezy modern data transfers of today, that task just got a lot harder. A typical Website/YouTube search turns up fifty different tapings of the special. Thousands, maybe millions, are watching the horror at any given time around the world. That's a lot of hard drives to smash, George -- better get busy. And honestly, your time would be better spent doing that than whatever you're working on.

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->''George ->George Lucas once said he wished he could track down every single copy of the ''Star Wars Holiday Special'' and smash it to pieces with a sledgehammer. Thanks to the easy breezy modern data transfers of today, that task just got a lot harder. A typical Website/YouTube search turns up fifty different tapings of the special. Thousands, maybe millions, are watching the horror at any given time around the world. That's a lot of hard drives to smash, George -- better get busy. And honestly, your time would be better spent doing that than whatever you're working on.

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