As it turns out, that report is not correct. A representative of the valet parking firm at the Avalon Hollywood confirmed that "they woke me at 2:30 am" to ask about the car, but that no one touched it. Apparently, will.i.am parked it himself.

Further confirming this report (and contradicting TMZ) is a tweet from will.i.am himself stating that the car is in fact still missing. We apologize to the creepy person in the mask.