In Matt’s defense, those scarfs were trendsetting, and his hot chocolate reviews were spot on. Another smug J.O. bites the dust. I think blame can be cast on all the women over the years who kept insisting how handsome he was. He must’ve started to believe it poor devil.

Damn! vid unavailable. The only redeeming quality of that puke was how he supposedly was “too hard on the first lady” during the campaign. Like Anthony Weiner a fucking perv, but he helped get Trump up there.

Kudos to you little bald douchebag. Now go rub one out like the rest of us.

Come on, guys. To the extent Lauer spent years howling at all the zeros before the decimal point in his bi-weekly direct deposits while being an ass clown playing with puppies for 15 minutes here & there on a TV set before 9am only spend the rest of every day seeking out that pink stretch with a diamond cutter, he’s a fucking hero. Full stop.