+Jeffery Trollicorn Thank you for actually accepting that you were 'at fault' (I say this lightly because, again, you weren't completely) and agreeing with me. +1 for you for being a civilized human being ;).

Here's some more:
* Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
* I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
* Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
* What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter.