I was so certain that someone out there would produce a list of Vista viruses, and make me look like an idiot. Desperate for that list, I went to a renowned anti-virus critic. I believed if anyone would have an honest list of viruses targeted at Windows Vista, Rob Rosenberger at Vmyths would have it.

Alas, not even my instructor-messiah enlightened me. Or did he?

WE ONLY SEE WHAT THE VENDORS WANT US TO SEE, my teacher reminds me.

Anti-virus firms spouted claims of "nine million Downadup infections" while they gave away laptop stickers and enlisted beta testers, but they are strangely silent about the security threats targeted at Vista as of late.

Compare this silence toward Vista in 2009 to their noise in 2007:

Symantec's chief executive has lambasted Microsoft for a dangerous conflict of interest as both the provider of an operating system and seller of software designed to secure its users. John Thompson effectively blamed Microsoft for damaging consumers' confidence in the internet by going it alone and providing its own security for Windows Vista.

Anyone really in the know in PC security would tell Symantec's Thompson is scared of Microsoft. He blames them for damaging consumers' confidence in Symantec. Think about that for a moment.

MICROSOFT URGED CUSTOMERS FOR YEARS to use anti-virus software to protect their PCs, but the computer security industry's focus on profit over protection forced Microsoft's hand. Customers wanted a secure Microsoft operating system, and when Microsoft delivered, computer security firms got uppity.

I don't make the claim of profit over protection lightly. The Addictive Update Model is the mainstay of the anti-virus industry. Computer security firms could easily sell us before-the-fact products, but for various reasons they choose not to.

But that was 2007. Vista was "not really ready" according to F-Secure's Mikko Hypponen. It was a "dangerous conflict of interest" according to Symantec's John Thompson. It was "completely unrealistic" according to McAfee's George Samenuk. Two years after the fact, their comparable silence is deafening.

Any one of these gentlemen could produce the list I wanted to see, and make me look like an idiot. After two years, they don't have it.