Well technically I would say Kolsch because my last name is Kelsch, so it is part of my heritage I think. In reality I would say I'm more of a tripel. SWMBO would be a fruit lambic 'cuz she's so sweet.

A triple hop brewed Miller Lite! Light, no body, no taste, but craved by millions!

__________________In their efforts to regulate beer quality, the ancient Babylonians, who were among history's earliest brewers, decreed that any commercial beermaker who sold unfit beer would be drowned in their own libation.