Dark Space: Dark Space, Book 1

Ethan and his son, Atton, have been arrested for high treason and conspiracy, crimes which will surely mean the death sentence, but it's beginning to look like theirs aren't the only lives in jeopardy - the Defiant is stranded in Sythian Space, and the vessel which Commander Caldin sent to get help has used all its fuel to get to Obsidian Station, only to find out that the station has been destroyed. Now the Defiant's last hope for a rescue is gone, and everyone on board is about to die a cold, dark death.

Hilarity Ensues

Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books,
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and
Assholes Finish First, ends here.

Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story

Chronicling his embodiment of the American Dream,
Total Recall covers Schwarzenegger's high-stakes journey to the United States, from creating the international bodybuilding industry out of the sands of Venice Beach, to breathing life into cinema's most iconic characters, and becoming one of the leading political figures of our time. Proud of his accomplishments and honest about his regrets, Schwarzenegger spares nothing in sharing his amazing story.

Atlas Shrugged

In a scrap heap within an abandoned factory, the greatest invention in history lies dormant and unused. By what fatal error of judgment has its value gone unrecognized, its brilliant inventor punished rather than rewarded for his efforts? In defense of those greatest of human qualities that have made civilization possible, one man sets out to show what would happen to the world if all the heroes of innovation and industry went on strike.

Blood Meridian: Or the Evening Redness in the West

Author of the National Book Award-winning
All the Pretty Horses, Cormac McCarthy is one of the most provocative American stylists to emerge in the last century. The striking novel
Blood Meridian offers an unflinching narrative of the brutality that accompanied the push west on the 1850s Texas frontier.

Better Than Before: Mastering the Habits of Our Everyday Lives

Best-selling author Gretchen Rubin (
The Happiness Project and
Happier at Home) explores habits - the invisible architecture of everyday life - and how they can make us more likely to be happy, healthy, productive, and creative. When we change our habits, we change our lives. Gretchen Rubin, author of the blockbuster
New York Times best sellers
The Happiness Project and
Happier at Home, has helped millions of readers get happier.

The Survivors

The end of the world has given us a harsh, merciless existence, where nature tries hard to push mankind to the very brink of extinction. Everything is against us, between us.... Untold miles of lawless, apocalyptic roads wait for our feet, and the future, cold and dark, offers little comfort. Without change, there can be no peace: only survivors.

Apocalypticon

Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that "normal" includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list. He's going to Disney World.

Thoreau: Walden / Civil Disobedience (Unabridged)

In 1845 Henry David Thoreau, one of the principal New England Transcendentalists, left the small town of Concord for the country. Beside the lake of Walden he built himself a log cabin and returned to nature, to observe and reflect – while surviving on eight dollars a year. From this experience emerged
Walden, one of the great classics of American literature.

Civil Disobedience

In 1849, Henry David Thoreau argued in his essay “Civil Disobedience” that people should not allow governments to overrule or atrophy their consciences, and that people have the right to avoid such submission to permit the government to make them the agents of injustice. Thoreau was partly motivated by his abhorrence with slavery and the Mexican-American War. His work has inspired great leaders such as Mahatma Gandhi, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Martin Buber.

On the Origin of Species

Perhaps the most influential science book ever written,
On the Origin of Species has continued to fascinate for more than a century after its initial publication. Its controversial theory that populations evolve and adapt through a process known as natural selection led to heated scientific, philosophical, and religious debate, revolutionizing every discipline in its wake. With its clear, concise, and surprisingly enjoyable prose,
On the Origin of Species is both captivating and edifying.

Publisher's Summary

Tucker Max's books - I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues - are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.

As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes.

Get ready to die laughing! I laughed out loud over and over again. It's a keeper!

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

Ron

28/04/15

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"another awesome book from tucker"

loved it. time flew when I listened to it. extremely funny and entertaining. tucker is the best.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

Phil

Newcastle, Australia

24/01/13

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"Not bad!"

His earlier work is better, this is just some remaining stories. Read the earlier stuff before this.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

richwire

29/08/17

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"Leftovers, but still some good ones."

I had low expectations for this book since Tucker admitted at the end of 'Hilarity Ensues' he was finished with the fratire genre. It's short, but there are several funny stories that make it worthwhile if you're a fan.

0 of 0 people found this review helpful

Christopher

29/02/16

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"awesome book bought it twice now"

awesome book I bought it as soon as it came out and loved hearing it again in his own words

0 of 0 people found this review helpful

Alex

Centennial, CO, United States

08/05/12

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"Slightly Disappointing"

Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

My time wasn't really well spent by reading these stories, Tucker Maxx's previous books were a lot better with fresher and funnier stories.

What do you think your next listen will be?

Something else.

What three words best describe Tucker Max’s voice?

Amazing. Funny. Charming.

Could you see Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

No.

1 of 2 people found this review helpful

dj

anchorage, AK, United States

26/07/12

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"omg funny"

What did you love best about Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers?

the humanity in the story

What other book might you compare Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers to and why?

more stories from i hope they serve beer in hell

Would you listen to another book narrated by Tucker Max?

yes he is great

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

it made me laugh many times

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

Michelle Milne

evanston IL

22/04/12

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"If you are twenty and into stories is drunkenness."

Only lasted for three minutes. So not truly fair to review. Read like a frat boy gone wild review.

0 of 5 people found this review helpful

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