as he bursts through the doors of the Ozzfest Tap, swinging the axe violently, slicing into whatever, or whomever, gets in his way. Trolls and spammers spin around in horror, losing limbs and digits in his path.

Gnomez looks over at him in a drunken gaze and says " aren't you Alice Cooper?....and whats up with the Brawny get-up, you look like you just crawled off a roll of fricken paper towels"....with that Alice raises his axe over his head and.....

Logged

alcohol is not a toy.......it's a tool....to be used by responsible drunks

He says to Steven..."listen here Danzig twerp. either you get your shit straight or I'm gonna have to put you outta your misery...no more bragging about yer dick, no more lame ass jokes about Asian women in your basement, no more talk about Distance's bunghole, and no more sorry ass references to scat and piss videos ya fricken waste of good weed,".....and with that there was a huge flash and.....

Logged

alcohol is not a toy.......it's a tool....to be used by responsible drunks

Glen Danzig suddenly appears as a huge cloud of red smoke dissolves around him.He sticks his finger straight at Steven's forehead, poking him repeatedly while hescreams, "Yeah, and no pictures! I'm sick of bad pictures of me being posted on here!"then he stops and asks, "you've got Asian women locked up in your basement?"

Stevenstrong then replies with bloody tears in his eyes: "No, just Connie Chung, Julie Chen & Michelle Quan! I swear to cheeze they're not even asian!" Glen Danzig then stares at the wemon & back at Stevenstrong stating in a loud roar: "Then you wouldn't mind if i took them back to my place, now would you?" Stevie then let's out a gayish cry screaming: "But i worked so ...owwch sir!" as Glen Danzig

...as Glen say's to Alice..."what do ya think, should we kill this little fucker or let him live?"Alice smirks and then replies," he's not worth the time or effort....let him go," and with that Danzig drops Steve to the floor, but as soon as he hits the ground he latches onto Glen's leg and starts violently humping it and starts muttering to himself about his undying love for Danzig. Suddenly....

Logged

alcohol is not a toy.......it's a tool....to be used by responsible drunks

Stevie starts to sparkle? Glen then brings out his axe instinct & sprays it all over his lower regions...but instead of screaming like a girl, he asks all the recently freed asian ladies to give him a hand. As he opens his eyes moments later, instead of the fine females he sees Stevenstrong in full drag while wearing a wig & grabbing his...

Wallet out of his apple bottom jeans and scuffing his boots with the fur. He gets so upset that he begins to weep. He's so busy weeping that he doesn't notice Marilyn Manson emerge from the shadows weilding a desert eagle. Manson blows him to smitherines and walks out the door where he runs into.......