SEE THIS: Before “The Dark Knight,” there was simply “Batman.” The 1989 hit starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson screens tonight at 8 p.m. as part of the free Café Habana film series in Brooklyn, which wraps up next Sunday with “Chucky: Child’s Play”; cafehabana.com

WATCH THIS: Get your Megan Fox fix and enjoy some ‘80s nostalgia with “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” out on DVD Tuesday.

LISTEN TO THIS: For “Ladies of the World” (and guys, too) who can’t get enough “Flight of the Conchords,” don’t fret: Bret and Jemaine are back with their second studio album, “I Told You I Was Freaky.” Classics like “Sugalumps” and “You Don’t Have to Be a Prostitute” are included on the album, out Tuesday.

■ While “Grey’s Anatomy” fans were debating McDreamy and McSteamy, Snow Patrol was in the background, lulling viewers with its sadly sweet hit “Chasing Cars.” Now, the alt-rockers play DJ on “Late Night Tales,” the mix series featuring an exclusive new recording from the band, out Tuesday.

GO TO THIS: Relive those awkward preteen years with the woman who helped you get through them: Judy Blume. The controversial author, along with fellow city writers such as Junot Diaz and Amy Sohn, presents “A Night of Comedy With Judy Blume & Friends” tomorrow at City Winery. Tickets for the 7 p.m. event, which celebrates free speech and the National Coalition Against Censorship, start at a whopping $300; citywinery.com

HEAR THIS: The CMJ Music Marathon & Film Festival returns to New York with its usual onslaught of performances and screenings Tuesday through Saturday. Notables include Japandroids, Margaret Cho and Brooklyn band Bear Hands. Check cmj.com for a complete listing of events.

■ Whitney may have staged her comeback on Oprah’s stage, but her ex, Bobby Brown, will be making his right here in NYC at B.B. King’s. The former New Edition star performs Wednesday at 8 p.m. Tickets are $27.50 at bbkingblues.com.

EAT THIS: Celebrate the Big Apple’s namesake today with Apples on Orchard. The second annual free outdoor festival in the Lower East Side will pay homage to the history of the fall fruit with tastings, games and music from 11 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.; lowereastsideny.com

READ THIS: When he’s not talking about getting girls pregnant, Tracy Morgan is writing. That’s right, the “30 Rock” actor will discuss his new book, “Tracy Morgan: I Am the New Black,” Thursday at 7 p.m. at Barnes and Noble Union Square, and Friday at 7 p.m. at Barnes and Noble Bay Plaza in The Bronx. Get more details at barnesandnoble.com.

DONATE TO THIS: City Harvest’s fall benefit, Bid Against Hunger, will bring together some of the biggest names in food — from Eric Ripert to Tom Colicchio — for a night of tastings, auctions and more, Tuesday at the Metropolitan Pavilion. Tickets are steep (they start at $250) but allow the chance to bid on private dinners with top chefs; cityharvest.org

LAUGH AT THIS: The queen of red-carpet mean, Joan Rivers, brings her act to the Laurie Beechman Theatre for a performance Wednesday at 8 p.m. Tickets are $30 at spincycle.com.

DO THIS: In anticipation of the National Design Awards presentation Thursday, today marks the beginning of National Design Week in the city. Besides weeklong free admission to the Cooper-Hewitt museum, creative types with a thing for vector drawings and perspective can also check out events like tomorrow’s Teen Design Fair with keynote speaker Tim Gunn; nationaldesignawards.com