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Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

LOL - gotta love it don't you?

That was the best part of getting Q for us - Brandi.

And as a Mets fan, I always enjoy the blog where Kris Benson's wife goes into a lot of detail on how she "takes care" of her man the night after he pitches. Gotta see what she says about last night after he went 8 shutout innings.

Create an ignore list. I know it may seem unneighborly. But you're here to talk about the Pacers, not argue with someone who's just looking for an argument. Most of the regular users on here make use (at least occasionally) of the "Ignore" feature. Just go to "Settings" -> "Edit Ignore List" and add the names.

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

And yet, all that ***-kickery pales in comparison to her two most glorious features as a woman:

1. She's really hot.

2. She loves sex.

I'm telling you right now, ladies: if you possess both of those traits and you're not married by the age of seven, you're either one hell of a ***** or you have some unbelievable, erotic turnoff. Like being unable to control your bowels during orgasm.

I just got done reading an interview Anna did with Player Magazine (thanks, Brandon), in which she talks about the two biggest problems she has with being married to a professional athlete: groupies, and the unwritten rule that sex is strictly prohibited before competition. Her answer to groupies is logical: bone her husband so much he's too tired to empty his testicles around anyone else. But she's found it a bit tougher to conquer her husband's dedication to abstaining from sex on game day.

“I hate it. There’s no scientific proof that sex is going to hurt your pitching performance,” she says. “Each player has his own ritual, and Kris’s is no sex when he pitches. It pisses me off because if you tell me I can’t have something then that just makes me want it more. I like having sex with Kris. We’ve had some pretty nasty fights over this issue.” Poor guy.

More quotes from Miss Anna:

“Sometimes I’ll fly to whatever city where the Pirates are playing, and if Kris isn’t pitching then we have sex.”

"It’s a lot of fun making sex tapes. We share them only with each other. I mean, what guy doesn’t want to videotape himself and his woman having sex? All men want to.”

“Every time Kris goes out of town, one of the first things we do is get on the phone and have phone sex."

“We want to christen every city that Kris has played in during his professional career.”

“We hadn’t had sex for a few days so we got into the back seat of our SUV in the parking lot at Three Rivers Stadium and while we were doing it fans were beating on the windows, we finished screwing then Kris got out and greeted the fans. Hell, I’m not stopping sex with my man so some overzealous fan can have an autograph!”

“After Kris has pitched in a game, we’re usually half naked before we get home and then we get after it. We’ve even pulled over and had sex on the way home.”

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

As Scott H said:

Daddy like!!!

see avatar at left for further feelings on subject.

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy

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Oh geez - just do a google for Anna Benson. I like the Howard Stern interview myself:

Anna Benson, wife of former Pirates pitcher Kris Benson, got Howard Stern pretty excited when she vowed on his show yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates, according to the New York Post.

"I told (Kris) -- because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time -- I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team -- coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

Stern, hotter than ever after a tirade about the FCC, didn't let her off the hook.

"Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"

"If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll (also) circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will screw all them, too."

This isn't the first time the Bensons, now New Yorkers after Kris' trade to the Mets, have had their sexual exploits in the news. Benson reiterated that for Stern when she said that she and Benson are so into each other, they've had sex in many of the stadiums where he's pitched, including PNC Park and Three Rivers Stadium.

Anna Benson, a buxom brunette, proclaimed "Baseball's Hottest Wife" by FHM magazine, proved that she's not only not shy, she's also dedicated to her man when Stern asked if she'd share him with another woman.

Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint. ... He took me out of hell" -- a reference to her years on her own.

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

“Sometimes I’ll fly to whatever city where the Pirates are playing, and if Kris isn’t pitching then we have sex.”

"It’s a lot of fun making sex tapes. We share them only with each other. I mean, what guy doesn’t want to videotape himself and his woman having sex? All men want to.”

“Every time Kris goes out of town, one of the first things we do is get on the phone and have phone sex."

“We want to christen every city that Kris has played in during his professional career.”

“We hadn’t had sex for a few days so we got into the back seat of our SUV in the parking lot at Three Rivers Stadium and while we were doing it fans were beating on the windows, we finished screwing then Kris got out and greeted the fans. Hell, I’m not stopping sex with my man so some overzealous fan can have an autograph!”

“After Kris has pitched in a game, we’re usually half naked before we get home and then we get after it. We’ve even pulled over and had sex on the way home.”

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

I just got done reading an interview Anna did with Player Magazine (thanks, Brandon), in which she talks about the two biggest problems she has with being married to a professional athlete: groupies, and the unwritten rule that sex is strictly prohibited before competition. Her answer to groupies is logical: bone her husband so much he's too tired to empty his testicles around anyone else. But she's found it a bit tougher to conquer her husband's dedication to abstaining from sex on game day.

“I hate it. There’s no scientific proof that sex is going to hurt your pitching performance,” she says. “Each player has his own ritual, and Kris’s is no sex when he pitches. It pisses me off because if you tell me I can’t have something then that just makes me want it more. I like having sex with Kris. We’ve had some pretty nasty fights over this issue.” Poor guy.

The guy is 43-48! I think he might try a new ritual, like maybe banging his wife on game day.

By the way, every woman should take notes from this gal. She understands men.

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

Ok, a couple things.

Firstly, its nice to know that I'm not the only one who can't control his bowels during orgasm. I've felt so alone.....

Secondly, do all men want to tape themselves having sex with their wives? Gosh, I think seeing myself having sex would be among the more effective turn offs I could imagine. Am I alone in that? Watching some big, out of shape, pale, grunty guy make funny passion faces who is my own self? No thanks.

I'll now wait for Magic Rat to make some weisenheimer comment about that.

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

Secondly, do all men want to tape themselves having sex with their wives? Gosh, I think seeing myself having sex would be among the more effective turn offs I could imagine. Am I alone in that? Watching some big, out of shape, pale, grunty guy make funny passion faces who is my own self? No thanks.

Re: Holy Cow and Wow!

Yeah for you - you look like a sex god/porn star.

:I would insert my one photo of Harm here, if I knew how to do it:

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." - Jack Handy