Mummies- darkpaladinMummhotep raises one of the mummies back up.Another mummy kills the female archaeologist.The old archaeologist survives another sword strike.Sensing that their tomb is being disturbed by others, some of the mummies turn to face the Aztek high priest and jaguar warrior. One misses the priest, while the jaguar warrior is saved by his armor.Two more mummies attack, but both are parried.The sailor's head is split open.The driver of the boat is run through.Another mummy tries to kill the kid in the tree, but critfails and stabs a branch instead.The old archaeologist survives another attack.He survives yet another attack. Who is he? He earns hero status as he reveals himself to be the renowned German archaeologist Heinrich Mannfried Grünschild.

Police- LawmasterOfficer Jenkins, who is getting to old for all of this shit, stands up on his car and shouts "every one of you motherfuckers is under arrest! Now drop your guns and put your hands against the car!"This move is surprisingly successful, and all nearby looters comply with his orders. The other officer begins to cuff them.

B.A. Team- KalvinatorThe B.A. team tears out of the warehouse.Mark Manson, the only one who can really make a shot, attempts to blow up the gas tank of the squad car, but is unsuccessful.

Metal Fucking Santa- BrikboyzSanta flies over the police and looters.What's that in his hand?Santa decides that the police have been naughty because of the police brutality, so he throws a jingle bomb at them. It wounds Jenkins (-1hp) and kills a looter. Crappy damage meant that no one else was harmed though.One elf picks of the other officer. Jenkins is also shot but isn't injured by it.

Looters-ScratchMost of the looters are still too intimidated by Jenkins to do anything this turn, but they will get bolder next turn.One tries to break away. Jenkins fires in response, but doesn't kill anyone.This looter reloads.The other two looters make it to the doors of the blue house.They kick them open, only to find a present waiting for them.Both are slaughtered, along with a concert goer who happened to be standing in the way. A voice calls out from inside the house: "Come and get me, you big horse's ass!"Faction Unlocked- Kevin McCanisterKevin is part of the survivalist group, but was accidentally left home alone. He is played by MGB.Is that a benny on the table?

Azteks- RunswithlegosThe Azteks drag some corpses to the steps of the temple.Briktezuma calls out to the gods above. "Are you not entertained?" he asks. The gods grant the Azteks +1 to all attacks next turn.One jaguar warrior attacks Mummhotep because he seems like the baddest enemy around, but neither of them is able to gain the upper hand.The other jaguar warrior tries to attack a mummy, but critfails and runs into the sword instead. His armor saves him.The high priest takes the head of a mummy.Frustrated by his comrades inability to kill the surfers or capture them, the elite warrior decides to show them how it's done.His feet slip on the bloody scales of the giant fish however, and his sword cuts through the Aztek warrior and the surfer alike.One hunter tries to shoot Major Patriotism, but misses and shoots the jaguar warrior instead, who is protected by his armor.

Survivalists- NPC'dThe ex-soldier survivalist pushes the Aztek away.He then hits the gas pedal.The party jeep crashes into the palm tree, which falls on an Aztek and kills him.The cowvalry follows behind the jeep.MacGearver call out to the lifeguard, "hey babe, want to join us in our totally awesome party jeep?"The lifeguard decides that this sounds like a fun idea.The survivalist marksman steals gold from the Aztek temple, because the apocalpyse is coming, and everyone knows that gold never loses its value. "Gold! Gold! I'm rich!" he exclaims.

Psy+the Band- NPC'dThe man in the gorilla suit continues on to the tower.The guitar player begins to shred. His solo is so awesome that it melts the face off one of the race car drivers. He isn't dead, he just can't see or talk anymore.The solo also melts the faces off of a number of people in the crowd.This guy actually catches fire.Psy attempts to become the new most interesting man in the world, but only proves that he is the most popular man in the world.

The Most Interesting Man in the World- AlexMaybe Psy would be the Most Interesting Man in the World if he could open dos briquis bottles with his beard.

Civilians- NPC'dOne beach goer grabs the crystal sword lying on the ground.He impales one of the mummies, pulling them off the boat and onto the beach.The other beach goers arm themselves.The tennis player grabs a ball and throws it in the air.She hits it at the mummy on the boat, somehow managing to kill him.The nerdy teenager tussles with the Aztek in the tree, but neither manages to do anything.The female archaeologist runs into the bunkerDiscovering the survivalists' weapons stockpile, she decides to take the flamethrower.H.M.G. pushes a mummy over and tries to stab him with an Aztek spear, but a high armor role spares the mummy.Back at the concert, one of the concert goers grabs the fish off of the ground.He decides that it would be funny to smack the nearest person with one of the fish.His target isn't amused.Faction Unlocked- The ExterminatorSent back in time, this cyborg is here to kill an important person- and anyone else who gets in his way! He is open to play.These guys pick up the glow sticks from the ground.They decide to have a glow stick duel just for fun.You know how it goes though, it's all fun and games until someone gets killed by a random object.Tommy continues to lay down a beat. The drummer chick tries to do something awesome. The first thing she thinks of is to smash her head into one the pots. It dazes her somewhat, but she is otherwise fine.The race car driver pops a wheelie.The reporter continues to report: "Jim, this concert continues to get better and better. The guitar player is literally melting people's faces. There appears to be a guest appearance by Metal Fucking Santa, who is punishing those buzzkill cops by bombing them while his elves pepper them with arrows. We can only guess what will happen from here."

Major Patriotism- NPC'dMajor Patriotism winds up for the throw.He hurls his flagpole. It goes through one mummy.It goes through two mummies.It goes through three mummies."In the end, the enemies of freedom will always get... shafted!" He cries.

Drawn by the loud noises of the concert, the putrid smell of other undead, and their necessity in any kind of apocalypse scenario, the undead horde shambles onto the battlefield.Faction Unlocked- ZombiesThe zombies have only one goal... brains! They are open to play.

DeltaV, Unlimited Overkill, Theblackdog, Falk, Killer Karetsu and Zupponn have dibs on the 2 factions and the other remaining secret factions. Whichever of them sends in orders first gets the faction.

*Edit- Zupponn has control of the exterminator. The zombies are still open though.*Edit 2- Since I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow, and won't be back until sometime Saturday, the battle will have to be put on hold while I'm gone. Don't forget to send orders if you haven't already. I've already started doing turn 3.