13 Things You’ll Only Get If You’re Not Mushy AT ALL!

When Simran was running at 120 Kmph to catch up with Raj as the train sped away, you were the one who was like, “Look back, you idiot! There is a door behind you! Get in through that!” While the rest of your friends gave you death stares for ruining a perfectly emotional and romantic moment, you wondered how someone could find the scene remotely sensible. Yes, dear non-mushy unromantic people, we feel you. Here are 13 things you will get if you cannot bear to be all romantic and mushy!

1. “Mera shona baby jaanu shweetu babu laddu pumpkin” … Sorry what?

This mushibberish (read mushy-gibberish) is just eeeewwww!

2. Candle light dinner? But we have electricity in this century and I can’t see my food!

Also, isn’t a buffet a better option? More food, less money and proper light!