The Living in a Fucking Dreamworld Test

You are 34% Brainwashed

Remember, the lower your score, the more successfully you have broken through the years upon years of insidious cultural programming designed to keep you docile, starry-eyed, deluded and buying shit you don't actually need. Don't worry, we're all a bit deluded. Love, after all, is lovely and warming; it's just a little more complex, and real, than the constant fusillade of media mindfucking would have you believe.
So if shit isn't stacking up your way, remember, stop fucking expecting it to. Have a beer and try to let go, if just a little bit at a time.

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Remember, the lower your score, the more successfully you have broken through the years upon years of insidious cultural programming designed to keep you docile, starry-eyed, deluded and buying shit y... Read more