I guess once we get to Oregon we will all go on to CA and hop a plane to HI for the wedding..So it's the bachelor bachelorette party road trip, pick up wedding guests, and make wedding plans along the way road trip!!

I want to surf the net all day year after year and learn to be a shut-in.
I want to get really huge so the fire department will come cut me out of my house and weigh me on a truck scale 'cause firemen are cool !
I want to change my name to "Clive" and have artificial knees that can bend in all directions.
I want to scramble eggs inside the shells!
I want to learn Portugese, then completely forget it.
I want to enter the third dimention and make it back alive.
I want to attend a yawning festival.
I want to sing the national anthem at the superbowl, out in my car where no one can hear.
I want to save up to 20% on my long distance.