Author has written 10 stories for Prince of Tennis, Bleach, La Corda D'Oro, and Maid Sama!.

Date: 3rd January 2011

Happy New year everyone! I know it's a bit late, but hey, who cares? :P Anyways, I don't have much to say, except I have now been anime-less for more than 6months. How am I still alive? xD I HAVE been reading manga lately and I'm totally obsessed with Defense Devil and Barajou no Kiss right now: especially those hotties like Shugarl and Mutsuki ;P But sadly, my friend already called dibs on Mutsuki T.T Oh well, at least I have Kaede ;P Isn't it kind of creepy though, how he has the same name as the hag, Kikyo's sister, from Inuyasha? O.O If you haven't read them, be sure to check out these two mangas, DD is Shonen whereas BNK is Shoujo, so you're bound like at least one xD

All the same, I hope everyone had a great 1/1/11, and hopefully all of us have a wonderful year ahead :)

:OLD CRAP:

Anyways, seeing as my inspiration is practically nil right now, I probably won't be updating anytime soon. Till then, if you are an OTAKU, pray for moi, in an effort to relieve me of my current state of depression of not having any contact with anime for the paast four months. T.T

Farewell, my evil minions.

Heyyy there EVerYONe!! ~~

So unless you clicked on the icon XxDark-maiden201xX by mistake, I'm guessing you want to know something about me. To start of, I'm Dark/maiden- an average 14 year old living in Bangladesh (which is not a fictional place actually. Search beside India in the map XD) I'm basically a spunky, hyper and cheerful person. My friends say I'm sensitive because I take most things very seriously. I love making new friends (that sounded so cheesy). Anyways, the most distinguished aspect about me would be my extreme love for anime. I'm a certified OTAKU and I'm absolutely obsessed with animes. A few of my favourites would be Bleach, Inuyasha, Kaichou wa maid-sama, Kyo Kara Maoh, Black Cat, Prince of Tennis, Law of Ueki, Flame of Recca, Naruto and the other awesome animes they show in Animax.

My hobbies include reading, writing, watching anime, hanging out with my friends, surfing the net, stalking random seniors (PM me if you wanna find out more about this hilarious occupation XP) and of course- MUSIC! The universal Language. My favourite writers are:

Well, thats basically all I have. If you want to know any more just PM me...or just drop by to say hi 'cause I get really bored sometimes. And don't forget to check out my stories and leave a review to tell me what you thought of them.

ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU TO ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ/REVIEWED/SUBSCRIBED TO ALERT/FAVOURITES TO MY STORIES. I LOVE YOU GUYS!

"Give others freedom to be themselves. Appreciate the differences between their ways an yours."

"The friendship that can cease has never been real."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.”

“Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts, they serve for sweet relieving, when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.

“Only as high as I reach can I grow, only as far as I seek can I go, only as deep as I look can I see, only as much as I dream can I be.”

Found this stuff on someone else's profile:

When women triumph over stupid males... XD

Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i togetherWoman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Girl Talk

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. XD

When she stares at your mouthKiss her When she grabs at your handsHold her's and play with her fingers

When she pushes or hits you like a stupid head cuz she thinks shes stronger than youGrab her and dont let her go

When she starts cursin at you shes tryin to act all toughKiss her and tell her you love her

When shes quietAsk her whats wrong

When she ignores youGiver her attention

When she pulls awayPull her back

When you see her at her worstTell her shes beautiful

When you see her start cryingHold her and dont say a word When you see her walkingSneak up and hug her waist from behind

When shes scaredProtect her

When she steals your favorite hatLet her keep it and sleep with it for a nite

When she teases youTease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long timeReassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubtBack yourself up

When she says she likes youShe really does more than you could understand

When she bumps into you with her big hips

Bump into her and make her laugh

When she tells you a secretKeep it safe and untold

When she looks into your eyesDont look away till she does

-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything

-When shes mad hug her tight and dont let go

-When she says shes ok dont belive it, talk with her

-Don't cheat on her because 10years l8r she'll remember you

-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

-Treat her like she's all that matters to you

-Stay up all nite with her when she's sick

-Watch her favorite movie or tv show even if you think its stupid

-Give her the world

-Let her wear your clothes

-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

-Let her know she's impotant

-Kiss her in the pouring rain

-When she runs up to you and crying, the first thing you say is;'Who's butt am I kicking next baby?'

Check This Out

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Other Stuff About Me:

I like to roleplay, even though I know I'm not good at it. And just skim through the (comments) below and you'll find out more.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visitsome friends oneeveningand time passed quickly as each sharedtheirvarious experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer thanplanned,andhad to walk home alone. She wasn'tafraidbecause it was a small town and she livedonlyafew blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees,Diane asked God to keep her safe fromharmanddanger.

When she reached the alley, which was ashortcut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley shenoticedaman standing at the end as though hewerewaitingfor her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,askingforGod's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietnessandsecurity wrapped round her, she felt asthoughsomeone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,shewalked right past the man and arrivedhomesafely.

The following day, she read in thenewspaperthata young girl had been raped in the samealleyjusttwenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy andthefactthat it could have been her, she began toweep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and tohelpthisyoung woman, she decided to go to thepolicestation.

She felt she could recognize the man, soshetoldthem her story.

The police asked her if she would bewilling tolookat a lineup to see if she could identifyhim.

She agreed and immediately pointed outthemanshe had seen in the alley the nightbefore.

When the man was told he had beenidentified,heimmediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her braveryandasked if there was anything they could doforher.

She asked if they would ask the man onequestion.

Diane was curious as to why he had notattackedher.

When the policeman asked him, heanswered, "Because she wasn't alone.Shehadtwo tall men walking on either side ofher."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,you'renever alone. Did you know that 98 ofteenagerswill not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you trulybelieveinGod..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves youno matter what...and if you stand up for him he willstand up for you.I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm aloner, so I must take anti-depressants.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile (I don't hate, I just dislike)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off.

If you're one of those people who get restless at night every so often then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (SO many times...)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you think that you should hunt down ANYONE who plagiarizes your work, past THIS into your profile and explain plans of killing. Anything Effective in killing; including a lamp, a base-ball bat, a shoe, a chair, a rope, a knife, explosives, guns, fire, water, ice, chemicals, et cetra~

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are starting to like darkness more than light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (Ain't that cutee)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, beforebeing crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree.Theboys don't want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

YOUR GUY SIDE:You love hoodies.You love jeans.Dogs are better than cats.It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)You've played with/against boys on a team.Shopping is torture.Sad movies suckYou own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.You watch sports on TV.Gory movies are cool.You go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.Sleep with your socks on at night.TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:You wear lip gloss/stick.You love skirts.Cats are better than dogs.You love to shop.You wear eyeliner.You wear the colour pink.Go to your mom for advicePink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.You hate wearing the colour black.You like hanging out at the shopping centre.You like getting manicures and/or pedicuresYou like wearing jewelery.Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.You don't like the movie Star Wars.You were in gymnastics/dance.It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.You care about what you look like.You like wearing dresses when you can.You like wearing body perfume.You love the movies.Used to play with dolls as little kid.Like being the star of every thing.TOTAL: 4

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?'m 0 m' (was your hero)when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin, XxDark-maidenxX(yah baby!)

"Don't jugde books by their movies." -Unknown"All the history of human life has been a struggle between wisdom and stupidity." -Philip Pullman"A book, too, can be a star, a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe." -Madeleine L'Engle"Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something." -William Goldman (Princess Bride)"What strange creatures brothers are!" -Jane Austen"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." -Douglas Adams"Life is wasted on the living." -Douglas Adams"Books have to be heavy because the whole world's inside them." -Cornelia Funke"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" -William Shakespeare"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away." -Robert Maynard Hutchins (no idea who that is...)"Education: The path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty." -Mark Twain"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." -Picasso"Advertising is legalized lying." -H.G. Wells"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." -Dr. Seuss"I can't imgaine anything worse than being required to have fun." -Scott Westerfeld"Life is nothing without a little chaos to make it interesting." -Amelia Atwater-Rhodes"For Halloween I wore a suit, red converse and a trench coat; people kept giving me strange looks because I told them I was dressed up as an alien." -Unknown"Someday our generation is going to rule the population. So we keep on waiting on the world to change." -John Mayer"Bees are aliens?!" -Donna Noble“Humans have an irrational fear of the dark. The thing is, it isn’t irrational.” -10th Docter

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle ofnextweek!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to thestore with me."

TezukaXOC. He fell for her the moment he opened that door. Initially content with watching her from afar, he was led to the point of no return by Fuji who felt 'obligated' to 'help' his favorite couple. This was where the adventure began!

The Alice academy has delared vacations and all the students go home! Under circumstances Mikan is forced to stayback. Now, the only students in the academy are Mikan and Natsume! How can Mikan pass time in the academy with just Natsume!CHAPTER 8 UP!

I never knew what surprises he held for me in his golden eyes. His exterior was hard, but what I found was soft gentleness and care. My personal love story with Azuma Yunoki...ch 24 is up! OC fanfic. Rating changed

“My wishes... are just that. Never going to fulfil themselves without aid.” A young girl is kicked out of her village on suspicions of being a demon. How does she fare when she comes across a real demon? SesshoumaruxOC. Rated 'M' for later chapters.

Allison is just another 19 year old, working student at Cross Academy. 'Always jump at the first opportunity to start over.' Does she have it in herself, to confess to Zero, that she's irrevocably in love with him? It's as simple as that. R & R *Grins?*

A grieving, yet strong slayer dreams of rescuing her brother. A tortured, yet hopeful young boy dreams of discovering his past...perhaps even a sister. Although Sango and Kohaku may be apart, their love and strength as family shall never be broken.

Her long majestic hair is as dark as the midnight sky. Those cherry blood orbs show a menacing, yet seductive display of beauty. It's no wonder she's know as the 'Crimson Princess', a real 'Death Doll'. OC oneshot.

Both didn't know how much more they could take, thanks to Misa and her friends' cruel pranks. But maybe it wasn't all fun and games for one of them...and here Light thought his night couldn't get any worse. Sequel to "Chained Love". Enjoy and review

What does this make us now? Where do we go from here? Though I should already know the answers, I wish to hear them from his voice. Does he ask himself these questions too? Rangiku's POV. Hope you enjoy and review

Dedicated to one of the best and misunderstood espadas in the series. From the day of his 'rebirth' to the day of his 'demise' again, he no longer feels those solemn marks on his face in the end. Some UlquixOrihime moments. Hope you enjoy and review.

Why can't she finally open her eyes and see what's beside her? Why does he wait for something he knows he probably can't have, but will protect no matter what? KainxRuka, slightly KainxRukaxKaname moments. Songfic.

As she continues playing her flute, she'll forever carry the love for her deadly and beautiful youkai. Sara tells her point of view as she looks back on her life, on how Sesshoumaru saved her, and her feelings towards him. SaraxSesshoumaru.

What if Bella was not the clumsy human she was in Twilight?What if she was different?What if she had a different past?What would the story be like then?GIVEN UP AND I GIVE YA'LL PERMISSION 2 DO ANYTHING WITH IT IF U WANT 2!but pls PM me cos i wanna c.

What if Bella had chosen Jacob instead of Edward the day of the fight? What if, now 24 years later, the Cullens have returned and warn the Black's about a threat to Jacob and Bella's daughter? Alternate ending to Eclipse; BellaXJacob EdwardXOC

The moment he stepped into class, I knew my life would never be the same again. Shinigami, Bounto, the afterlife—I'm having enough trouble passing Geometry! How can Toushirou expect me to juggle my life like this and NOT go insane? &raquo HitsugayaxOC

To some, Fate seems to hate them with a passion. Two individuals will find that with this in common they will face more then Fate...but new enemies and their haunted pasts. How much can one take before breaking...they will test the limit. InuyashaxOC

I hate Twilight with all my being. And BLEACH kicks ass! So I'm having everyone's favorite psychopath kill Edward Cullen and Bella Swan! This is not supposed to make much sense at all, I just want people dead. Rated M for gore.

After a tragedy sends 3 best friends to the soul society, these soul reaper trainees are determined to live their new lives to the fullest with all the new hardships and romance that comes with it. Some OOC and changes to Sould Society rules. R&R

Rated 16&up // Piper finds herself in a whirl of trouble after boasting about how exciting taking a bath with Misa is. L wants to experiment, and Piper finds herself the number one candidate! Can she survive a bath with the detective? LawlietXOC

One day, a mysterious girl sends in a note...which of course leads to utter chaos and disgust. Well, maybe not that much chaos. Everyone agrees that Mary Sues are horrible. Even Fuji. Oneshot. A bit of crack.

Kagome, the average American Catholic girl, meets up with Inuyasha, the devout Muslim from England. Will these two see eye to eye? Will they be able to fight their way to be together forever? This story is based on actual events! I don't own Inuyasha! :D

"Poor girl," He murmured as he took a blanket from her bed,spread it and laid it across the form of the girl.He put his hand gently on top of her head,running it along her hair for a while, before turning around to leave.TWOSHOT for iRawrTera. RyoutaroxOC

Living in the real world has never been more tedious for otaku,Raika Misaki.But when she is transported to the Bleach world, all of it changes.With mass villains after her,is it possible that her fantasies might ACTUALLY come true?HitsugayaxOC.pLeaSE RnR!

The last thing I needed was pity. I came here to forget. To forget about my hideous past. To forget about everything and start over. And I didn’t need my cousin wallowing over my pain.Main pairings: RyomaxOC, TezukaxOC,FujixOC.Slight RegularsxOC.Pleas RnR

I think that I had realized by this point that there WAS only one person who could make me happy. Misaki. Misaki Ayuzawa." -Usui. "But maybe someday I can get the courage to tell you that I love you." -Misaki. Oneshot for Usui's birthday. Please R n R!

Crazy fangirls,Young love,New friends and best of all-ICE CREAM!The new year brings enormous surprizes-both good,and bad-for our favourite bishies.Question is-will they be able to handle it all? LenxOC, RyotaroxOC, AzumaxOC, KazukixOC.Don't forget to RnR!

Rukia is left as the only heir to the Kuchiki nobility and the elders decide to have her married to one of another nobility.Will she leave her true love or will she shirk her duties for a mere Substitute Shinigami especially when he seems to have left.RnR

Ever wanted to have a date with YOUR prince of tennis?Well this is the place!Just fill out the form on the 1st page and you can have a personal date with any of the characters from the Prince of tennis!Don't forget to leave a review!U wont regret it!RnR!

Its a show where you can ask the Teni Puri characters anything...thats right read readers you can ask them as well..just send it in a review the questions or email me at ...and I'll give the answers with some added humour. ON EXTENDED HIATUS. So pls RnR.