Friday, July 12, 2013

Frankenstein's Frankfurter

FRANKENSTEIN'S FRANKFURTER

“What a dreadful storm and awful lightening!!!”—Elsa von Frankenstein________________________The black shadows of the past—Breed this half-man . . . half-demon!!! Creating a new and terrible jizzyJuggernaut of destruction!!!The evil old hunchback Ygor—Reveals to Basil Rathbone secretsOf his father’s Castle FrankensteinMad underground secret Laboratory_____________The plot thickens since Ygor—Has the hots for the hung MonsterBut so does Basil Son of FrankensteinHe’s a Size Queen too & just loves itThey electrify and reanimate the—The obscenely well-endowed CreatureWhose sullen moody deadly DispositionResults from the brain of a Rapist-Killer_________________Adding just the right Bad Attitude—That turns Rough Trade Queens simplyMad with S & M sex in the LaboratoryMaking them slavishly Beg For It!!!The ultimate Demise and Denouement—Of this Supernatural Size Queen DramaEnds with a wicked Bitch Fight betweenYgor and Basil over who gets the Meat!!!