Parris goes on to list actual news headlines from media houses all over the world.

She goes on to quote sociologist, Carolann Peterson who recently told the Daily Mail, “Men do need to recognize that a sudden arm around the shoulder or a pat on the butt isn’t the innocuous gesture some might have thought it was.”

“Nish, it’s an absolute minefield,” she jokes. “What could possibly be wrong with spanking a colleague or the prospect of a sudden arm grabbing you from the shadows?”

She later ads: “If you do stick to my handy guide we will manage to walk that terribly fine line between being a decent person and a complete wanker.”

Watch the skit down here:

What do you think?

Nish: don't look at the script Nish, it'll be fine Nish, you'll be able to wing it on the night… ofcourse we wudnt do anything to make you feel uncomfortable