 The Ahmedabad I knew
'To make the most of Ahmedabad -- live in Gujarati strongholds, learn the local language and preferably marry a local girl.'

 Hindiwallahs vs Englishwallahs
'The line had to be drawn somewhere and the Hindiwallahas told where to get off. I was shocked about the proposed Hindi versions of the great English political satire, Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister! How strange that BBC which had helped the spread of English now decided to stab the noble language in its back.'