Adventures In Spelunkery

Being found with your dick stuck between two rocks while pantsless cave exploring is the new being found in the closet with your balls tied up and a belt around your neck. As soon as one celebrity does it (probably Charlie Sheen) they’ll all jump on the bandwagon.

This comic gets a “Josh Dies” tag because… come on. There’s no way he cuts his dick off. Panels 4-260 would just be 3 days of Josh making sweet, craggy love to those boulders until he died of dehydration or his furious passion-pounding caused a cave in. Let’s say it was both. Simultaneously.

Is it weird that my first thought upon seeing the green glow was that he got his dick stuck? Call back to the "Don't turn red" Logan's Run reference. Poor Josh. That cave stands no chance against the man-bear legions who will be coming to rescue him.