Jessica Simpson has found her first wrinkle and she wants us all to know about it. The 30 year-old singer and reality star tweeted “It is official- I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!” My heart bleeds for her and her single wrinkle. What’s next for Simpson, a little fillers and botox to even it all out? Is she going to sport cat-eyes and puffy cheeks like Kim Kardashian?

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson should get together and swap stories about how to love yourself so you’ll attract a better “caliber” of man. Those two would make a great pair. They could do an “empowering” reality show about improving self esteem through fad diets and extreme beauty rituals while telling us that we should be happy the way we are – so that men will like us better.

Jessica is pretty much already doing that. VH1 confirmed earlier this month that they’ll still be working with her despite the colossal failure of her beauty travelogue show, The Price of Beauty. The show will no longer focus on Simpson and her buddies traveling around the world to mock other cultures. It will instead involve them giving women makeovers. That’s so empowering! That way, the lucky makeover recipients can land boyfriends and eventually husbands to show the world how happy and fulfilled they are.

Photo below is of Jessica and Eric in Rome on July 14, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin. Header image is of Jessica on 6/22/10. Credit: CWNY/Fame Pictures

OH people people people.. You do all this complaining but you still hit the button to see what she has said or done now.. You complain you have no interest bla bla. If you didn’t you wouldn’t click so each time you click you make her relevant again.. This aint no dumb blonde but many complaining sure are.

Money in the bank every move Jess makes. It’s amazing. lol

Each time Celebitchy comments she makes money from your hits to her site & She knows it too..lol

I am 26, granted with one child, and I can find more than one wrinkle (luckily I still look about 17..so yey for me). But if you say you’re 30 for your first wrinkle, seriously get over yourself…you’ve had wrinkles for longer than that love!

Maybe all her weight was in the face now that I’m thinking of it…not to be rude but don’t chubby girls have fewer wrinkles?