I didn’t realize there were other teams in the AL East besides the Rays, Red Sox, and Yankees, but apparently a game between the “Blue Jays” and “Orioles” was interrupted by a streaker. Big League Stew has outfielder Alex Rios’s curious response:

A few pitches before Alex Rios hits a go-ahead homer against Rocky Cherry, a naked man leaped onto the field and ran until caught. Rios said the moment helped him find clarity. “It did (distract) for a little bit but I think it was funny. It got my spirits up,” Rios said. “I’ve seen two people naked. The other one was a few years ago. It was a little disturbing the first time.“

Really? Naked people get his spirits up? I wonder if my lawyer can use that. “Your honor, my client was merely trying to bring joy to others by exposing himself.” Yeaaahhhh, that’s the ticket.