Dear Michael: What’s a pencil skirt?

I have a fashion question: What’s a pencil skirt? Everyone’s talking about them; they seem to be the new rage. How is it I don’t know what one is? Do you?

Michael Serode

Dear Michael,

I’m getting married and have invited a few out-of-state guests to the wedding. My mom said I have to invite them to the rehearsal dinner. I don’t know how to present that idea to my mother-in-law, since she’s paying for the dinner. What is the proper etiquette, and how should I discuss this with my in-laws?

Signed,
The Perfect Bride
Dear Ms. Perfection,

If you don’t offer them a place to have dinner, where are they going to eat? Yeah, you have to do something. You can’t expect them to be on their own when their not familiar with the surroundings; in other words, a fish out of water. As far as discussing it with your in-laws, offer to pay; add them to the list and pick up that portion. And then if not, prepare a little basket in their hotel room, fill it with fun things to do and a small gift certificate to your favorite restaurant accompanied with a reservation. And include them in any after rehearsal dinner party.

Love Your Diva,
Michael
Dear Michael,

I have a fashion question: What’s a pencil skirt? Everyone’s talking about them; they seem to be the new rage. How is it I don’t know what one is? Do you?

Signed,
Ms. Fashion Wannabe
Dear Wannabe,

It’s a high-waisted, cocktail length, A-line cut skirt not to be worn by short chubby chicks. Let’s not be a slave to fashion trends unless they are cut for your body type. I hope that answers your question. Don’t buy the first pencil skirt you see. I always find it best to shop ’till you drop. Find the pencil skirt that best frames your caboose!

Love Your Diva,
Michael

Michael Serode is the owner/operator of Salon Serode in Pembroke, Mass., and your divine advice columnist. Send questions to salonserode@aol.com.

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