Thursday, September 29, 2011

Barb and Janet were sophomores.I was Five, and loved pestering thesetwo neighborhood teens.One warm Summer's day, I saw them BOTH headinto the field behind our house.I stealthly followed.....Thirty feet into the hike, they both giggled,lowered their dungarees, squatted, peed, drip dried,then continued on.....

That Image Still Haunts Me!!!

(I'm POSITIVE that they saw me.....)Hehehe...That explains a LOT doesn't it?If you or anyone you know has survived The Zombie Apocalypse, AND has written a Friday Flash 55Please come tell The G-ManI will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!So from the most Haunted Host from coast to coast...Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Ooooops!I had a wardrobe malfunction with my topbuttons becoming undone. Where was the mediato cover this monumental event?But Nancy Grace?She has a 'Slight Malfunction' and it makes headline news!!!(Of course her nipple is bigger than a 50 Cent Piece!)((I'd say it's about the size of a FIFTY-FIVE Cent Piece!!))See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST...hehehehe

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Gosh Pop, she seemed so nice!She couldn't possibly have murdered him."Number one son MUST remember, even a wiseman cannot fathom the depth of a womans smile"!

I just LOVED watching Charlie Chan movies growingup. They just don't show them anymore. Number OneSon, and Number Two Son always spoke PERFECT English!Charlie ALWAYS added a few adages in every movie!Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction inEXACTLY 160 Characters? Yes? Then post it on your blogthen go tell The Monkey Man....Here!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

I can smell em.The dank stench of month old raw chicken,with a subtle hint of sandy loam.I can hear em.Moaning, hissing, the incessant sound of dragging that ONE fucking foot!I can see em.Ashen, out-stretched arms, slowly plodding.

They're coming.....

(But I'm prepared, Come Get Some BITCHES!!!)

Yes they ARE coming, Get Ready!If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55Please come tell The G-ManI will visit, read, enjoy, comment......Then BOOK!So from the Readiest Host from coast to coast....Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Now that school has started, I had expectedthe Friday 55's to pick up a bit. But 2 outof the last 3 Fridays have only had 32 players!I'm wondering if there is some sort of Bad Ju-Juafoot? I guess I'll endeavor to persevere, and hopethat people get their Muse back.See You tomorrow....Maybe?

"No stems, no seeds, that you don't need,Acapulco Gold is(((INHALE))) Bad Ass Weed"!!!If you or anybody you know is Far Out...Have them see Dave!! (Daves not home)If Daves not home, see the G-Man!!He's Far Out..And Gracious!Have a Kick Ass Week-End Dudes and Dudettes

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Grrrrrr......I was running a bit late today going to work,and the line at Tim Horton's drive thru was wrappedaround the building. McDonald's usually has pretty goodJoe, so I thought I'd give it a try. It was OK, but itsure wasn't Timmies!!!

And another thing.... We all know what happens around here on Friday right? (Or 8:00 PM EST Thursday)You might get your Kicks on Route 66...But you come Alive on Friday Flash 55!!!See Ya Tomorrow....Peace!!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Needless to say I had a little help from my friends.Thank You Lovely Rita, and Sexy Sadie.If it's Wednesday, and you'd like to Haiku,Visit Jenn Here. For Sensational Haiku Wednesday.Today's theme was FREESTYLE! (Anything)

Sunday, September 11, 2011

It was a giant party!The first night game at The Big HouseSkydivers falling from the sky.The largest NCAA football crowd EVER!Michigan overcame a 17 point deficet inthe 4th Qtr, to Beat Notre Dame.The Harvest Moon was shining!

What a Glorious game The G-Man attended last night!I'm still smiling....Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction in 160characters EXACTLY? Yes? Post one on your blog andgo tell The Monkey Man....Here!

If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55Please come tell The G-ManI will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Miss Bachmann, Miss Bachmann....."Is that a Crack Pipe, or a Hash Pipe?"'Are those things REAL?'"Love the Green Bikini, Who designed it?"'Lets see, you were born in 1956, how old are you?'Miss Bachmann, Miss Bachmann....."How old are you again?"'...Excuse me Ma'am, what age did you turn April 6th?'I bet The G-Man knows how old you are....

Of course I know!!! I can add and subtract!!!See you all Thursday Night 8:00PM EST.Ta Ta's for now..!!!

Monday, September 5, 2011

Hi Everybody...For today only, TMI Tuesday is PC Tuesday.And I'm NOT talking computers!In lieu of a comment, please give me a caption,to the above weird ass photo.I'm afraid that mine was just too offensive topublish at this time.But I May tomorrow!!Sorry for any inconvenience, and thank you foryour co-operation!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

The heat was Hellish for September.
95 in the stands, 130 on the field!
Things went GREAT for 3 quarters, then
thunder, lightening, torrential rain.
Game Called!

Yeah, Michigan won the truncated game 34-10.
I got SOAKED to the bone and was cold and miserable
until I got home later that night!
Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro Fiction using only
160 characters EXACTLY? Yes? Then post it on your blog
and go tell The Monkey Man!