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S.W.A.G. = Someone Who Admires God, and Other Things Atheism Has Stolen from Christians

S.W.A.G. Today, atheists, black danger gangsters and delusional teeny-boppers think this term means glittery clothing, fancy cars, diamond rings and blingady-blingady. But as we Christians know, these are all superficial, removable things. Like many terms and concepts first created by Chrsitians, the term swag has been Bogarted by Godless people. Like they’ve done so many times in our history, they try to steal concepts from our Christian philosophers and Godly lifestyles and make them of Satan.

Today, let’s take a look at many things that you may not know were created by Christians. The origins and true usage of these things will enrich your life and give you something neat-o to teach your friends about.

1. S.W.A.G.

King David of the Bible has S.W.A.G. parties. The Bible mentions he praised God with trumpets, harps and with dance. Dance and music are two other things invented by God, for Christians. Are you someone who admires God? If so, you can praise him with song and dance.

King David of the Bible had S.W.A.G. parties. The Bible mentions he praised God with trumpets, harps and with dance. Everyone would dress up in their best clothes, kick off their shoes and give God all the praise at his parties.

Dance and music are two other things invented by God, for Christians. Are you someone who admires God? If so, you can praise him with song and dance.

The next time someone says they have ‘S.W.A.G.’, remember to ask them, “So, are you someone who admires God”?

If they say no, condemn them and call them a ‘hypocrite’.

2. Science

The Earth was created 6,000 years ago. The scientific proof for this is rather simple:

“In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth.” – Genesis 1:1

While Earth was firmed up about 6,000 years ago, the universe may be much older than that. The Bible has made these points abundantly clear for those who have studied to show themselves approved unto God.

Atheists will immediately snarl and get angry about this claim, because it violated their religion’s primary dogma that if man cannot test it, see it, hear it, smell it, feel it, or taste it, it just must not exist. Atheists believe that if mankind’s limited scope of 5 senses cannot figure something out, it is simply ‘illogical and silly’.

Prophet Tilden Massah

Sure, there is physical proof of God’s power. But with faith, we don’t need to bother with all that stuff. – Prophet Tilden Massah

Atheists love to put God in a box of their own limitations and they can only do that by stealing science from Christians. The Bible says:

“Hebrews 11:3 By faith we understand that the universe was formed at God’s command, so that what is seen was not made out of what was visible.”

By faith, my friends, by faith we Christians know science. We know that all that God is and can do is not seen to us. We understand that there is a world of possibility, beyond what is tangible for our physical touch or abstract conception. These truths are the tenets of our faith and the aspect of science atheists have missed in their greedy, hasty attempt to claim it for their own.

3. All Holidays (HOLYdays) –

Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day. All these holydays and many more are the invention of Christians. Let’s look at the most converted to evil, Halloween.

Halloween: This great day was first celebrated in the city of Wasallia, Transylvania. There used to be an evil, bloodthirsty atheist that lived there. His named was Vlad Tepes, who is also known as Count Dracula. In American, Count Dracula means the Black Veiled Dragon Bride of Satan.

To confirm his bond with Satan, Count Dracula used to hunt down the children of Christians and drink their innocent blood. His followers, called vampires (children of bloody evil), used to help him hunt Christians. One day, a brave Christian named Ichabod Crane Ween formed a militia and used the power of God to completely destroy the armies of Count Dracula. The Christians stuffed blessed bricks into the mouth of the vampire people and buried them so they could never come back. Ichabod Crane Ween died in the battle against evil, but his angel was seen flying to the sky and passed out heavenly candy to all the children to let them know that all would be okay.

In celebration, everyone dressed up as angels and walked around to give each other candy. This yearly celebration of (Halo Ween) commemorates the day Saint Crane Ween earned his halo and made Transylvania a safe home for Christians.

5. Music and Dance

Music is the creation of God. In Heaven, Satan was created as the Minister of Music. He was given great musical talents before he became to smug and started making songs to praise himself. This was wrong, because God created all musical concepts: harmonics, rhythm, drum and bass, electronica, the drop (that dubsteppers stole from Christians), guitars and even rapped lyrics.

When used by a Christian, you can immediately see that music and dance is supposed to be for use by Christians to worship God. When it is used to lure women into the backseat of a car or to give people Satanic powers, as we’ve proven many times, it only serves to celebrate the devil.

Look at this great song that shows how God meant for rap music to be used when he invented it.

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1. Swag never meant ‘someone who admires god’.
2. Before you try to talk about what an atheist believes, you might want to actually research just what an atheist believes.
3. The origin of Halloween is completely different. Pick up a history book for once in your life.
4. Learn how to count and pick a side: either music is a tool of the devil or it was made by God, you can’t both.

1. Swag is some stupid bullshit that has nothing to do with God.
2. You don’t know anything about being an atheist.
3. Halloween is a time of celebration and superstition. It is thought to have originated with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, when people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off roaming ghosts. In the eighth century, Pope Gregory III designated November 1 as a time to honor all saints and martyrs; the holiday, All Saints’ Day, incorporated some of the traditions of Samhain. The evening before was known as All Hallows’ Eve and later Halloween.
4.Music is about fun. It’s about listening to something that you like. it has nothing to do with God. Sure there is religious music, but that doesn’t mean it’s all about God.

Scientific proof for something comes from research. Get 2 printed word sources, two different sources mind you, three Internet sources and then if all the facts point to your theory, it is proved. 1 source ( Read: The bible.) is not sufficient. And atheism is not a religion, It is not believing in a god.Atheism is lacking a religion, and not all atheists believe in science. Look at climate change believers.

That’s just pure stupidity. I’m from Romania, and there are some “lies” in your Halloween story:
1st: Wallahia and Transylvania were two different countries back then, both with such great history and mithology that I understand why you had to put then together. They were neighbor countries, and both of them are now part of Romania, among half of Moldova (the other half is now Republic of Moldova).

2nd: Vlad Tepes was indeed a person, and is indeed the one behind the story of Dracula; also, his father’s name was Vlad Dracul. But that’s all that is true about Vlad Tepes in your article. He was the most feared leader, because he did not accept any deviation from the law (his law, but Transylvania was christian back there, so from the God’s laws too). The historians say that back in his time, if you would lose something, you had the best chances to retrieve it because if you would find that something on the street and took it, that would’ve been theft and you would’ve been killed for it. Now, the method of killing is what brought him the title of “vampire”. He killed people by stabbing them in … theire asses (well, not stabbing, more like making you sit on a 5m thorn :|, and pushing you down on it … macabre I know).
3rd. He didn’t drunk the blood of those people.
4th. Probably he did killed children too, because of his “no deviation from the law” policy.

And, 6000yr Earth? … Seriously? … That doesn’t make sense. You coulde’ve said that there was 6000yr since Adam and Eva were banished from Heaven and put themon Earth; but to say that the Earth has 6000yr just because a book sais so … when you have skeletons of animals from hundreds of million years ago, and scientific proofs that Terra has 4.5 milliards (or billions how most people say).

I think it’s time you learn how to apply syntax and netiquette rather than moan and complain about how an entire userbase should accommodate your needs.

Especially considering how you’re a paragon of maturity Burger Flipper! I mean ought right name calling, stubbornness, inflated egos, and hostility towards criticism are all the makings of a well adjusted mature adult.

Okay you don’t ‘own’the term Swag. And actually it was a word used to refer to treasure a long time ago by pirates but has been addapted to mean style or how you present yourself. Learn the term before saying you ‘own’ it.

Btw who cares about being famous? I don’t give a fuck what you think your God can do, no ones mad about anything, so chill.

Just as satan corrupted the God given blessing of procreation into sick twisted bottoming practiced by perverts so did he do the same with music. Satan has taken what should be songs of praise and caused it to be the 130 bpm abomination called dubstep.

“While Earth was firmed up about 6,000 years ago, the universe may be much older than that. The Bible has made these points abundantly clear for those who have studied to show themselves approved unto God”

Yet According to the brittanica encyclopedia: PRECAMBRIAN TIME: period of time that extends from about 4.6 billion years ago (the point at which Earth began to form) to the beginning of the Cambrian Period, 542 million years ago. The Precambrian represents more than 80 percent of the total geologic record.

Probably because God doesn’t exist, and if you’re going to use the American Revolution as a reason as to why they’re wrong, two things: 1. What does a war have to do with information that’s completely different, and 2. You DO realize that we had the home advantage, right? We were able to pick them off from places they didn’t know existed.

S.W.A.G. is actually a term from the 60’s meaning “Secertly We Are Gay” stop changing things from the past into modern things. Everything was much better in the 60’s through the 90’s, why dont people leave things the way were instead of butchering it?!

I love this website!! I always come on so I can have a good laugh at all theses crazy fairy worshipers!! Lmao I love it!! You christwire people are like the talibans of america!! Hahaha I LOVE skrillex and all his music!! Honestly now, dubstep is better than any christian song I’ve ever had the misfortune of singing!! So sad!! Wake up u fools!! If your god was real, he’d be laughing at u!!