Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can’t Blame Her

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

We know it's only November, but we're gonna call it - Rihanna is the Nakedest Celebrity of 2012. Save some of your applause for the end of this slideshow, in which we salute the main reason why Rihanna's propensity for nudity is universally welcomed: her bodacious Barbadian booty.

We begin with a photo shoot from earlier in the year with Terry Richardson, a man celebrated his ability to get really famous people into really sexy positions. After that, it's a Rihanna reer-trospective (sorry) that may cause you to cheer, gasp, and do a couple extra squats next time you hit the gym. —Samantha Martin

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"My thumb is delicious after a bag of Doritos."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Are you just gonna stand there and watch or come over here and help me itch my back?"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Oooo that's the spot. Work those nails, Ri Ri."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Be honest - Does this ass make my jeans look good?"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"I find this pose to be the most direct way to confront my haters."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"I sometimes feel 'Kiss my ass' doesn't get the point across..."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Terry?"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"See! These jorts DO NOT RIP!"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"I'm all outta change...Grab me a bag of Doritos? Promise I'm good for it."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"K I think my thumbs are officially stuck."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Oh, Terry - There's no one in the world I'd rather show my butt cheeks to for an hour!"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

A real gentleman only goes for one scoop.

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Yo, Kate Moss. Would you mind bouncing a quarter off this?"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

iHeartButt

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"I was just having a terrible dream that my butt wasn't incredible!"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Sorry Victoria, I can't keep a secret about my love for my behind."

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Be honest. Is the fact that I'm wearing a salmon onesie taking the attention off of it?"

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

Hard-ass.

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

Baby got backless.

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Rihanna Sure Does Love Her Own Butt, And You Can't Blame Her

"Wow, I didn't have a speech prepared! Well, first, I'd like to thank Rihanna for having me as her butt..."