Welcome, CaptFarfelleRotini. There are no fire alarms scheduled for today, toilets are on your left and lunch is served about 12:30, OK?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

CaptFarfelleRotini wrote::evilgrin: I have been worshipping His Noodliness (May He be covered in sauce and cheese forever) for awhile and decided to "come out of the pasta box" to proclaim my faith. Thanks for allowing me to share in the FSN community. Ramen. Arrrgh, me Hearties!

May good farfalle rule over you, penne live in your heart, may the spaghetti watch over you.

Roy Hunter wrote:There are no fire alarms scheduled for today

That's what he thinks. I have an experiment later that might not go quite right . . .

My name is WrenTheRam, brought into Pastafarianism some time ago... didn't go anywhere with it. Ran into a couple of forum posts elsewhere about it and well... guess who's decided to become more active.

Anyways I am largely a man of science over belief, however have found any ways in which science can be applied successfully to Pastafarianism where other narcissistic religions rejects it.

I was introduced to pastafarianism some time ago, however never really went anywhere with it. I spread a word a little amongst my friends however other than that have done very little to contribute. Recently I ran into a forum thread online about Pastafarianism, and decided it was probably the time to become a more active member of this religion and community.

I am largely a man of science and a supporter of evolution, however have recently taken pride in finding many ways scientific laws and theories apply perfectly to pastafarianism. Some may be pleased to know that these scientific laws reject other religions alltogether, and will include these facts whenever I see them worth mentioning....

Though I have been a Pastafarian for a long time, I confess I've not been too religious about it. But the times have changed (or gotten worse, depending on your point of view). I've come to this forum because we now have a new Supreme Court judge. This new judge's ideological orientation aligns with four other SCOTUS judges making his ideology in the majority. I predict that SCOTUS will soon make it permissible for an employer or a vendor to deny rights or services to employees or customers based on the employer's or vendor's religious views.I wish to take advantage of that new paradigm (or is it an old one?) and deny rights and services to my employees (if I had any) or my customers (again...). So I have come here to find out what my religious views are and if any of them can be used to advance my agenda. I don't know what my religious agenda is yet, but I look forward to picking from the menu. :-)

Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickWhat happens when all the renewable energy runs out?-- Victoria AylingEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.

And that Giant Meteor has arrived, in the form of 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles . . . BTW welcome Pat Kiss! Ignore the hole in the floor (we try our best), only look at the three walls you can see, and try to avoid eating the blender!