Asked about the low voter turn out, Rod replied, “The voters have spoken! Well … almost none of the voters have spoken, but it was enough to get me into office. Now that we own the Guiness World Record, I expect the turnout to be much higher in 2015.”

“I have a few priorities after inauguration day.” Rod stated. “First, I will rescind the ban on Pajama pants and halt construction on the High Heel Crossing Lanes. Second, I will add $1 million dollars into the school budget so no kid in New Bedford goes through life not knowing what satire is.”