In this behind-the-scenes clip from The Expendables, Sly goes to Brazil to watch MMA fights in the hopes of casting some extras. You’ll never believe this, but it turns out the usual crop of fruity Disney Channel queerbait with Zac Efron hair don’t make the most believable action-movie soldiers. [via Fightlinker] (additional note for MMA fans: Anderson Silva seems to speak pretty good English for a guy who always uses an interpreter)

Inception expected to surpass $100 million domestically by late tomorrow. (*BRAAAAAAAAAHHMMM*). |Deadline|

The manager from Major League died. One of the most prolific “that guy”s around, James Gammon, died of adrenal and liver cancer in Costa Mesa at the age of 70. That really sucks, because this guy seemed cool. He talked like he gargled with dirty syringes and rock salt, way before Christian Bale started thinking that was cool. Though it has to be said, for a guy who made a career out of playing characters on death’s door, this is hardly surprising. |NYTimes|

Hangover 2 will be set in Thailand. Though it was initially rumored and then denied, ComingSoon is claiming they’ve confirmed that The Hangover 2 will indeed be set in Thailand, the land of coconut milk and projectile vaginas. I’m not huge on the idea of comedy sequels, but if Zach Galifianakis carries a ladyboy wearing sunglasses around in a baby Bjorn, consider me sold. |ComingSoon|

Tracy Morgan’s Blavatar. Tracy Morgan has taken to calling his “Black and Blue” special Blavatar, choosing it over A Blaffair to Rememblack. It’s funny because he’s African-American, you see. And he makes pregnant women’s water break using karate. |EW|

SITE NEWS: My on-lactation coverage of Comic Con begins tonight. Expect photo essays, crowd weariness, and technical difficulties. Burnsy and Chodin will be taking over the heavy news lifting for the next couple days, so expect C-Tates posts and lovingly-detailed gay jokes. The latest episode of the Frotcast will be up tomorrow. We even tried to mix it this time. (*BRAAAAAHM*)

Hey jerkface, where do you train? We should roll together and then queef at each other.

By the way, if Sly wants a bad guy, he should cast Antonio Silva from Strikeforce. He looks like the guy who got electrocuted in Tango and Cash. Also, Maniac Cop.

07.21.10 at 6:54 pm

Shop 101

Should you run across any No More Heroes cosplay, it’s not me. No way, not me.

07.21.10 at 7:59 pm

JihadGirl69

Rambo made the right choice in not hiring male models to play soldiers. “I was 3 dicks deep in a dick binge…”, is not how war stories are supposed to start.

07.21.10 at 9:00 pm

Tazar

Vince, I don’t know if you’ve ever been to SDCC before as a media attendee, but if you haven’t, good fucking luck.

I used to work for a website that reviewed toys and the toy industry, and was invited to attend SDCC back in 2008. By the third day I was up to smoking 2 and a half packs of cigarettes a day and sudden anger, which is to be expected when you are surrounded by 100,000 slow moving, fat idiots trying to find the Hasbro booth, stuck in the center of a convention center that will no doubt smell like Pocky and back sweat by Saturday morning.

Good luck, please kill any and all furries that you may see.

07.21.10 at 9:12 pm

Big Boutros

I have been giving Inception as much money as I possibly can. Round 4 commences tomorrow

07.21.10 at 9:37 pm

johnwilliams713

I can’t wait for this On-Lactation coverage.

07.21.10 at 11:21 pm

Kevin

Q: What do bums dream of?
A: Getting one good night’s sleep without a 6’6″ 300+ lb former football player taking a dump on their chest.

07.22.10 at 2:11 am

HoHosWeKnows

I hear Nolan is working on a sequel about Vince’s wet dream. How To Succeed in Jizzyness.

07.22.10 at 2:14 am

HoHosWeKnows

P.S. Biggest Frotcast suprise, other than Vince sounding much less foppish than anticipated, is that former D1 football players and/or fraternity members are in any way associated with Filmdrunk. I keep waiting for someone to reach through my headphones and take my lunch money.

07.22.10 at 6:20 am

Moose

The Comic Con coverage will supply me with a sweaty nerd boner to rub against my speakers while listening to another frotcast from the the Ear Rapist and Giggling Schoolgirl.