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2015-01-15: I noticed there was a notice here that was out of date by like four years. Here's a new notice. NOTICE ME SEMPAI~. Also if something goes wrong with the archives, fastest contact is via irc.thisisnotatrueending.com.

2015-02-04: Due to overwhelming size, .pdf files are no longer supported.

The thread begins with the king of the hill cast explaining their days in the 40k universe staying remarkably true to character, it goes on to various famous cartoon videogame, tv, and movie characters doing likewise, including adaptations of many Disney songs.

Clawwater girls are still down but we don't despair. Winter is Coming so we upgrade our small city and build some silos and junk. Get swarmed with letters from everyone, oh and the huge tracts of land came to visit.

"The Hand is Strong"
Another /tg/ House is created, this time in the well-defended but relatively lawless Mountains of the Moon. Dredd references abound as bringing law to the Vale is made our top priority. Right after hand jokes and women.

We make our final adjustments to House Dredd, and our until-now nameless character. Rollan Dredd, son of Lord Josephus Dredd will make his mark on Westeros.
We also spend an almost certainly unhealthy amount of time decking out our lesbian-broette, Alyse Stone.

You are Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, and though your people have suffered hard times, through betrayal and loss, they can rise again under your banner. Will they take back the mountains, or be crushed by the barbarian clans? You decide!

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, interrogated captured mountain barbarians to discover their numbers and location of their camp, got in good with our family, reorganised our ranger forces to better patrol our lands, and beat our son in a sparring match, teaching him respect and forging a bond twixt father and son.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiate a military alliance and a trade agreement with House Eben, met his family and our potential daughter-in-law, ran down and slaughtered mountain men who tried to hold us up on the road home, and met Ser Lyn Corbray, envoy of Lord Royce, who gave us wealth from House Arryn, and called our son a fat bastard who needs beating into shape, which will lead to future hilarity.

n which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, does all sort of things to help advance his house, from recruiting hunters and poachers to cutting ties with House Belmore. In addition, the savages finally make their move with some mysterious help.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, concludes his negotiations with House Egen, gaining their aid in the war against the Milk Snake mountain clan, and took the arrow and sword to the barbarians' warriors, children and womenfolk, slaughtering their raiders to a man and taking their chief captive, our rangers harrying their fleeing families, though to great cost to our allies, who lost near half their men in the hard-fought victory.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, builds a few plans for turning Westpass into an economic powerhouse. Many ravens are sent out across the land to different lords and a fascinating guest known only as Maahira of Qohor arrives at High Harrock with a small escort of Unsullied and a big secret in tow.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, dealt with his neighbours in matters of trade and diplomacy, helping to better his relations with his ally House Egen, and received a pointed missive from Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Vale, relating to his dealings with Lady Maahira of Qohor. In addition, settlers arrived from elsewhere in the Vale, helping to develop the land of Westpass, and much discussion was had over the buying of goats.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, received an invitation for his House to attend a tourney, featuring a joust and melee, to be hosted by his rivals House Belmore, and it was decided that Artys and Ser Morys would joust, and Brock, heir of Westpass, would join the melee. Much discussion was had with their allies of House Egen, including further unity of the military forces of the Houses, and the prospect of an alliance through marriage. Brock also shows he is learning, and finds Lorenna, daughter of Lord Egen, to be a most attractive girl, and a prime potential wife.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, travels with his family and Lord Egen to Grimarbour, the port-town of House Belmore, though rightfully being Harrock land, and location for the regional Tourney. Discussions were had with Yohn Royce, who seemed pleased to see Lord Harrock, and much jousting occurred, whereby Ser Morys progressed into the second round, as did Lord Harrock, though only after gravely injuring Lord Lyonel Corbray, Ser Lyn's brother.

We wine and dine at the evening feast with the Lords of the Vale. Intrigue abounds as Lord Artys does his best not to reveal too much to the wrong parties. Much discussion is had on the information gleaned from these encounters, our situation is not as secure as we might have hoped.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, spends time with his family, discovering potential husbands for his daughter Katrin, including the heir of Yohn Royce himself, and gifted a new weapon to his son, that he might bring the House honour in the Grand Melee. The second round of the jousting was had, where Ser Morys proceeded through to the third round, matched against Yohn Royce, and Lord Harrock suffered defeat at the hands of Ser Marwyn, of the rival House Belmore. Progress towards recruiting hedge knights into the service of Harrock was also made.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, meets with other lords, discussing the tourney and festivities, as well as politics of the region, though not all goes well with the initial discussion of Brock marrying the daughter of Lord Egen. This run of bad luck continued into the third round of the joust, where Ser Morys was badly hurt in his tilt against Bronze Yohn Royce, and it was discovered that some of the matches were fixed by Lord Belmore, the "Mummer of Strongsong", to ensure that his son would go up against Royce, which proves to be a choice Belmore will regret...

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, gains a new sworn sword, Ser Banton, after gifting him back his armour and steed, snatching him from the grasp of House Belmore. The jousting came to a close, with Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Eyrie, proving victorious after a viscous set of tilts against Ser Belmore, and the teams for the melee were announced, following a discussion between Lord Harrock and Lord Coldwater over a potential swapping of wards.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiates the acquisition of a new spymaster, Lymorian of Braavos, a master of disguise and wit. Lord Artys also bears witness to the final event of the tournament, the melee, in which Brock fights to the best of his ability, and with so many veterans of sword and mace, shield and armour, almost anything can, and does, happen...

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, celebrates with his newly knighted son, Ser Brock Harrock, saying how proud he is of him, and that he has earned his place as the heir to Harrock. Artys also met with Lord Egen, now a supporter of the marriage proposal between Brock and his daughter, before going aboard Lord Yohn Royce's ship, where the three lords discussed the events of a few weeks ago, when Lady Maahira of Qohor visited the lands of Harrock and Egen, discovering a disturbing possibility for her presence in Westeros...

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, discusses and plans the future of Westpass with his sworn swords and family, receiving a number of marriage offers for both Ser Brock and Katrin, throwing the previously certain plans into disarray. The rumours of House Egen engaging in full wartime conscription prove to be correct too, raising the theory that Ser Crowlys, marshal of House Egen's forces and no good friend to House Harrock, might be planning to take matters into his own hands...

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, sets plans in motion in regard to the marriage proposals made, so that his House might prosper with strong allies for trade and defence. Lord Artys also deals with the fallout of his uncle's revelation, that Artys' bastard brother, Ulfir Stone, was to be legitimised and made Lord of Westpass on his father's death, rather than him. The military build-up of House Egen is also further scrutinised, and the development of House Harrock's lands are planned.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the potential economic and famine crisis that will be quick to come following the ceasing of trade with Harrock by House Frey, became close with his wife after discovering that she is potentially pregnant with their third child, discussed the potential for alliances with his sworn swords, and spoke with his daughter over the prospect of her becoming betrothed.

In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the arrival of Lady Lorenna of House Egen, potential wife for Ser Brock, and Ser Crowlys, her escort and sworn sword to Lord Egen, and sets about learning more about her, as well as allowing Brock time with her, in order to find if they are a good match, both in love and for politics. Lord Harrock also discovers that Crown Crag, the home of House Egen, has been closed to all outsiders bar Lord Royce's men, prompting no small amount of curiosity and paranoia, and deals with the upcoming food shortage with a series of new deals for iron.

In which Garrette Brachen, Lord of Brachenhall, learns of the state of his lands and the bandits plaguing them, bonds with his bastard son, and begins his war to purge the brigands from his lands, one spear at a time.

In which Lord Garrette of House Brachen completes his elimination of the outlaw band to Brachenhall's south-eastern border, gains lands from them for future exploitation, gains the praise of his smallfolk and sworn swords, and prepares his lands for his absence as he is invited to Ashemark by House Marbrand.

In which Garrette, Lord of Brachenhall, journeys to the castle of Ashemark, seat of Lord Damon of House Marbrand, to work on forging an alliance against the Bastard of Castamere and his rebels, on establishing new trade routes with which to fund your expansion, and in which Garrette finds out many interesting new facts, and receives a princely gift...

In which we meet the new Lord Malroy and discover the fate of his family while he was gone in Essos. He also meets with Lord Varys, also known as The Spider, and agrees to dye his silvered hair and bend the knee with little effort to the new King.

In which Lord Brynden receives his pardon from the King, angers the Queen, and receives his House's penalties. Also we discover a cache of rare items in the family's villa, have an offer placed for said villa, and return home to Steadhold.

In which, we manage our Houses resources. Gaining a cadre of veteran archers, begin to regrow our fields and our Lord gets learned. We make promises to old friends, take stances against rivals, and make gains in the land in preparation for warding off the neighboring Langwards.

In which we travel to King's Landing, gain the services of a Hedge Knight and his squire, make sweet love to a seamstress's daughter, and find Ser Wilson Celtigar's truths to be lacking. Also the QM messes everything up.

In which we storm off from our dealings with House Celtigar, take out our wrath on some thugs and a fine woman and meet with our Mother's family, the Hanfords. We checked a deal with them at length and come to one of great benefit.

In which we finish our dealings in King's Landing. Having a private audience with the Hand of the King, Jon Arryn. And entertain a Pentoshi banker with a lavish banquet. We also make great gains in Wealth from several sources and begin work upon rebuilding our prized Rare Bloodline.

In which our Lord Brynden Malroy plans a melee to recruit Knights of quality in the future. Pays for his dear friend's brother's release from captivity. Ties up some loose ends in Steadhold and takes an absolute thrashing from the hands of his Uncle.

In which we attend the Tourney in King's Landing. Attend our trial, find our seed is strong, and we take over as Dontos for a moment bringing forth a righteous fury upon Ser Boros Blount in defense of our good name in the Trial by Combat. We also agree to accompany Lord Arryn to Dorne, and finally lay eyes upon Royce Redward.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy meets with the Longwaters, considers marriage proposals for the future, gains trade of iron and sale of horse. He then goes on to compete in the Archery contest, going to the final round against the Summer Islander Jalabhar Xho and it all coming down to sudden death.

In which House Malroy celebrates Lord Brynden's victory in the archery contest, he meets a saucy little dornishwoman, finds his Aunt, Isabella Malroy, to be alive but distressed and he competes in the melee. A glimpse of revenge is finally seen.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the final days of the Tourney in King's Landing. Making small trade deals, beginning new alliances, and being the best wingman he can be. He also meets with a saucy little Dornishwoman again, and finds truths from all of the ladies he considers courting.

In which we visit Myr as Illiad, Lord Brynden Malroy's dear friend and third in command of The Sons of Gold. We collect a fair amount of Myrish goods, allies, and participate in a mission to free his younger brother, Illion, from captivity.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy travels to Dorne, stopping in Estermont for a short stay. He also meets with the Hand of the King again, finds confusion when dealing with a Lady, arrives in Dorne and has a pregnancy scare.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the many activities in his visit to Dorne in service to Lord Jon Arryn. He meets with the local flavor, fights those from abroad, and finds that many of the truths in his life, could very well be lies.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy continues his affairs about Dorne in aid of the HAnd of the King, Lord Jon Arryn and his peace talks. He takes part in a pissing contest most strong, meets again with the fairer Ladies of his life, and he finally finds a truth he did not know there was to be had.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy continues his trip in Dorne aiding in the ongoing peace talks in his own ways. We speak to Lord Arryn of truths unknown, race Lord Quentyn Qorgyle to finally wrap up our pissing match, and spend some quality time with Lady Giselle about Dorne.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy meets with the upper crust of the Realm, and finds himself as but mere player in a game stacked against him from the beginning. Long term decisions are finally made and more than a few dances are had.

In which Lord Brynden Malroy attends to the needs of his Household in the month leading up to the Grand Melee of Steadhold. His dear friend Illiad returns in a far graver state than he had left, promises to aid House Longwaters are made, and the quest for a dragonbone bow is begun.

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