There's no real story, and there's no real MOC. This is just a collection of pictures of Dirk Johnson in a specific location. Part II will be Dirk in another location, and so on.

Here's the story behind this one: so, my sister comes into my room when I'm building my other MOC "There's gotta be water on Mars...". She says: 'Hey, can I play with your Lego?' (but not in an American accent). I say 'Sure.' (similarly, no American accent). So she picks up my two big Lego gates and my collection of little Lego ladders, and immediately starts clicking them into each other. She connects one gate to the other, then comes to my desk to see what I'm doing. She places her creation on my desk. I look, I see. I grab it, start fiddling around with it; battle-droid arms in mouth, third gate in other hand. After less than a minute, I have a little cage prepared. I add in my Dirk Johnson Lego minifig, complete with my first modded gun. And here yo go. Happy now?