Well, who saw that coming?

So we just drove the new VW to the police station to show it off to all my cop buddies. While we're standing around in the back parking lot, talking about classic car, the k-9 is sniffing around the car and suddenly hits on the car. Well, I slide under there and find a plastic bag lashed to the valve cover with bailing wire. The rusted wire disintegrates as I try to unwind it, but I yank the bag out.

You guessed it.

2 pounds of Marijuana. It looks like it had been there for quite some time. I had a bit of explaining to do for my chief.