If yu wan to kno how to prai to Ceiling Cat wit yer pawz, see How to pray.

gewt on yer nees and pray too zee almity ceiling cat up above and remebr cookez and remeber too donate 5o milz so a can buyz me a limo to go crewzin
oh ceiling cat bless us woth the gift of cheezeburgerz so we can get iur seks a feast w00t!