Are you the kind of guy that gets a lot of action? We don’t mean the kind Bruce Willis gets in Die Hard. We mean buttering someone's biscuit. A little bit of hanky panky. We mean do you do a lot of cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with your lap rocket? Yeah, you seem like the kind of guy who likes his afternoon delights.

You don't mind when your roommate hears you doing some gland to gland combat. Or if he happens to hear your jiggery-pokery. You don't care at all if he hears you making a magical sandwich. It's not like he is listening to you negotiating the forested chasm.

With this Double Occupancy Costume he won't be listening to you making the beast with two backs, he will be seeing it. Him, and everyone at the costume party. You will be throwing beer pong balls into solo cups as you are violating the Prime Directive. You will be wearing a costume that says "yeah, I release the kraken on a regular basis." Hopefully, you wont actually be playing a game of slap and tickle during the party. You can wait for a more private location before you take the bald headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest.

Great costume! Got more attention than the last three years combined. I was all so surprised to find that it all so wasn't as hot or sweetie as I anticipated!!! ( summer time in south Florida ) also very durable .