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Have you guys never noticed during a really big poop that it pushes against your vaginal wall? It's really noticeable if you have a diva cup, sometimes I worry that a big poop will push my cup out. There is very little space between your vagina and your anus. That's why women poop during birth!

/The More You Know

I never poop with my diva cup in or a tampon because it feels like it's pushing it out! freaks me right now.

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Is your mom a medical professional or did you just ask her out of curiosity? Just wondering...

Just out of curiosity, I don't mean to say she confirmed it for everyone! But when I told her she just sort of shrugged and said "...well yeah...I've done that before." What a useful little quirk. I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

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I've given birth to four kids (three over 9lbs) and totally messed up my vagina. I mean it still works, but I've had surgery to fix my bladder. If the wall of the vagina weakens, other organs can prolapse into it. My bladder prolapsed causing incontinence. If your rectum prolapses, then you might have to use your fingers to push it in the right place to even be able to poop. I'm so glad this wasn't my problem. Oh and I was only 35 when I had to have surgery. My doctor told me my vagina was a virgin after the surgery. I'm not sure he knows what that word means.

I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

Me too. I had some really bad codeine related constipation a few years back and wish I'd known about this at the time. I could've cut an hour out of my toilet time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had the widest, hardest, most stubborn poop that would not come out. I wish I had known about pushing in my vagina, I debated between calling for my mom or trying to prod it out with q-tips.

I can't decide which of those choices is less embarrassing.

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The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

Thought I'd revive this thread a bit.Been having perhaps too many toilet trips now. (totally gone in the opposite direction of my previous problem!) Everytime I go to the toilet just for a wee, my bowel will be like... "well... while were here.. might as well". And thats amounting to alot!Also, I'm getting a little annoyed but it takes so much time, not to poop, but just to wipe. I have to wipe like 10 times with paper and maybe throw in a wet wipe or two. I need to leave with a sparkling clean anus though, none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.Poor parents, I'm going through their loo roll like theres no tomorow.

Ahem. I just wanted everyone to know that the whole pushing your poop out (if you have a vagina) thing works.

(Having been constipated for 4 days now [ate a giant platter of white pasta with white bread, something I never do, at work, and it ruined me and my sensitive system], I turned to the PPK, where I just knew I would find an answer. It hasn't alleviated the entire problem [the poop has to be down pretty low in order to...get a grip?], but once I get home from work later, I'm going to try again. Welcome back to the PPK, Allularpunk.)

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Thanks to a probable mild allergy/high sensitivity to all the pineapple I've been eating over the past two months I've done nothing but poop lately. I kinda want to see if the thumb thing works in reverse right now.

Tuesday morning I pooped three times within half an hour of getting out of bed, and not little tiny bathroomings either-- three full-sized standard poop events. It was incredible. I should have weighed myself when I got up and when I was done. Good thing I have new magazines in there...