This is one of those hypnotic tracks that you gotta love. Nice stock music world beat where you are spinning lazily in the warm sun. I’m going to adorn all white linen and play some hand percussion now.

I googled “sakura device;” only Japanime popped up. I’ve gotta think that’s not exactly a sakura device. Instead, I’m going to go with a high-tech, sleek new product like this stock music song suggests.

“Wait, what happened to Guava?” “What is Guava loving this week?!” “What on earth is a huckleberry?” Okay, calm down everyone, calm down. I’ll be happy to answer any questions you may have.

Hey there. Huckleberry here, or Huck for short. Cast your fears aside, I have not taken Guava hostage. I promise. And no, he didn’t leave us to join forces with McDonald’s because he was “Loving It” so much. He’s just taking some time away from delivering his weekly batch of tracks to make sure Tunefruit stays as awesome as ever and continues to be more awesome. Don’t worry, he’s still “Loving It” but now he’s dolloping that love all over Tunefruit.

Enter me, Huckleberry. I’ll be taking the driver’s seat of Guava’s weekly palette pleaser by continuing to showcase Tunefruit’s latest and best tracks.

Now, you’ve probably still got one question on your mind: “What the heck is a huckleberry?” Well I’m glad you asked. A huckleberry is a mo—

No, no, no. Not that Huckleberry. A huckleberry is a berry mainly located in coastal and mountainous regions of North America. Even though you’ve likely never seen it at your local grocery store it’s actually quite a common fruit.

Now, if you know where to purchase huckleberries please email me immediately. Seriously. But that’s enough of a agriculture lesson for now. If you want to know more about me, check out the huckleberry Wikipedia page.

So now that we’re done getting to know each other, let’s get to what you want: The music! This week, I went out to our orchard and picked out the seven ripest tracks for you to enjoy. There’s a little funk, a little folk, some drama, a dab of rock. I’ve got a little of everything to satisfy those taste buds. So many great stock music tracks, so little time.

Combining the best parts of classic disco, 80s synths, and the fresh sounds of modern funk/disco revivalists like Daft Punk and Breakbot, Fresh Ears Audio is quick to remind us that disco isn’t dead. To quote a recent Sprint commercial, “Somebody call the doctor because I got a bad case of boogie fever.” Tunefruit-tested. Framily-approved.

Grab a piña colada and your freshest sunglasses and get ready to kick it pool-side with this laid-back, groovy track from DrTimWaters. You’ll want to just float in the pool and let the coolness of this track keep the summer heat off you. Did anybody bring the cocktail umbrellas?

Not your typical street-hardened, gritty detective soundtrack, rbmusic takes us sometime in the future and puts us in the boots of a detective in the midst of a city-wide investigation. rbmusic actually sets the scene pretty well in his song description. He’s a musician and a scholar!

Put on your snowshoes and some extra layers because 4Seasons wants to take us on a magical journey through the frozen world he has created. The piano drifts daintily down on us like snowfall while flakes and magic dust swirl around to completely immerse us in the white wonderland. Is that Polar Express off in the distance?

It’s almost impossible to resist the urge to abandon this blog post, get in my car, and let this beautiful folk track guide me to the nearest mountain road — or at the very least, the nearest coffee shop.

If I was a superhero I would adopt this track as my theme song. I leave this collection with an epic cinematic track from Adam Scourfield that combines traditional orchestral horns and strings with glitchy electronics to create a really unique explosive and inspiring blend of sound.