If Ben Bernanke Is Going To Keep Printing Money, David Einhorn Is Going To Continue Stockpiling Gold Watches

In other GL third quarter updates, sources at Brovada say the investment team has swung from two point underdogs to 13.5 point favorites in the annual interoffice basketball game and the Greenlight baby-making machine continues to around the clock.

Andrew: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
David: No, you don't.
Andrew: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
David: No, they didn't.
Andrew: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right…?

The more frequently you monitor your portfolio, the more likely you are to observe a loss. This is likely to cause short-sighted decisions and could hurt your investment performance. If you are checking your portfolio more than once per quarter, you’re doing it too much.