3.17.2007

I was on safari in Africa and the tour Jeep ran out of gas and the group I was traveling with had to walk a hundred miles through cobra/lion infested savanna and not everybody made it but the tour guide made us carry what was left of our travel mates' corpses plus about halfway out we were abducted by aliens who made us enroll in the H&R Block tax preparation class so as a payback I've been working twelve hours a day at the H&R Block in Terre Haute, Indiana, for the past month. About two weeks into that job I began having cobra flashbacks and had to go into electric shock therapy which knocked a filling loose so I had to have some emergency dental work done. The dentist screwed up and worked on the wrong tooth so I filed a malpractice lawsuit and had a full day of depositions, but before that I had to go shopping for new clothes. While I was shopping I ran into several people I hadn't seen for years though I don't remember their names nor how I know them--we talked about all the good times I don't remember and then went our separate ways, promising to stay in touch...