It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

UPDATE: As you can see from the comments my “A” readers love the flannel. While still a set up for a bad joke, if the woman love the flannel, count me in.

I originally saw a teaser about this on AOL. The teaser claims that the couple has been out to “Paris” Hilton for months. In a rush but go check it out if you’re inclined. I think that they seem cute, happy, healthy and “out” in a nice normal – they don’t need a mag cover – sort of way. And that’s the way it should always be.

OK! has a few quotes from sources close to the couple in their current cover story.

On their Disneyland vacation: “Samantha and Lindsay looked really happy together. They were giggling at the Halloween-themed hats — Samantha proudly wore hers throughout the park. They had a blast, taking photos of each other, going on all the rides, like Space Mountain and the Pirates of the Caribbean. They spent about four hours in the park. Before they left, they bought each other candy.”

On Lindsay’s romantic past: “This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had. Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships — the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity — is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

Are they really dating? : “Samantha and Lindsay have been ‘out’ to friends for a few months now. Lindsay’s inner circle of friends have known for years she’s bisexual. Family members and everyone else started figuring it out about six months ago. They don’t feel the need to talk about it with everyone, but it’s clear through their actions that they are, without a doubt, together as a couple.”

Okay – McCain ads saying “She Killed” in reference to Sarah Palin and now 2 lesbians in flannel shirts . . . there is humor every where I look this morning.

We’ve had this in our Politico Videos (to the far right of the page) for a few days but it isn’t getting any play. Maybe if I rub it in your face with a post – you’ll watch. It’s pretty cute and it’s short . . . I’m sure that there is a Sarah Palin or Katie Couric joke in there somewhere.

Anyway, Matt Damon has said that Sarah Palin running for vice president is like a bad Disney movie. So, now the folks at College Humor have made the trailer for the movie.

Disney presents “Head of Skate” – – – when “An Alaskan hockey mom becomes Vice President in the wackiest family comedy of the year.”

ST. PAUL, Minn. (CAP) – CAP News has learned that Republican nominee John McCain settled on 44-year-old Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential choice only after aides reluctantly informed him that his first choice for running mate – teen star Miley Cyrus – was constitutionally ineligble for the job.

“He wanted a female and someone very, very, very young,” a Republican strategist sighed. “I think he’s courting the youth vote. And the women vote. Actually, I don’t know what he’s thinking these days. He gets easily tired, you know.”

McCain was reportedly most concerned that Democratic nominee Barack Obama was ahead in polls in Montana and thought someone named after the state would help him win Montana’s three electoral votes.

He was then informed that Hannah Montana is not the real name of the Disney actress.

Unable to lure the Hillary Clinton vote with a Cyrus selection – and after being told that is would be “awkward” to pick one of the stars from Sex And The City while Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman were “kind of big Barack fans” – McCain chose the completely unknown Palin.