Comedy Corner

Comedy CornerBILL NEMINTZ IS REALLY UPSETJuly 1, 2014By Bill Noodles:(Editor’s Note: Noodles continues his countrywide vacation as shown by the photo below. Also Nemitz loves to make up conversations between our Governor and others so Noodles thought he’d put Numnuts in a make believe conversation that would never take place, perhaps?)

Billy Numnuts Nemitz (B): It can’t be my turn again! I thought it was something we all agreed to just for the first year with Donald.

Cliff Schechtman (CS): Donald owns the whole place, if he wants to make changes in the agreement we have to go along with it, or we are out on the street looking for a job in another paper about to go out of business, or one like this that’s losing a ton of money every month.

Steve Greenlee (SG): Stop being such a big baby about it we all have had to do this just like you.

Carol Coultas (CC): That’s right all of us including me.

B: Yeah, but this thing is more in your wheelhouse than mind or the other guys.

CC: Just what do you mean by that comment?

B: You know you have more practice doing this type of thing.

CC: I certainly DO NOT!

B: Maybe that’s one of our problems.

Greg Kesich (GK): Now, now people let’s keep our eye on saving our jobs. Plus Donald likes the way you do it the best of all of us.

B: You know that doesn’t make me feel any better, right?

Lisa DeSisto (LD): Billy get with it or I’ll make you the permanent envoy to Donald’s duty roster.

B: You’ve got to be kidding me?

LD: Look at my face; do I look like I’m kidding you?

B: Okay, where do we keep the knee pads? God I hate doing this.

(Editor’s Note: Just to keep our PG rating the knee pads were for scrubbing Donald’s kitchen floor, not the other thing you were all thinking about.