Oh no! Those damn genetic engineers at the BioTech lab finally figured out how to combine human DNA with potato DNA! The result? Whatever the hell this is. Notice the lighting which suggests it lives in a McDonalds deep fryer.

Hooray, you can make a stupid face. Get off my page, moron.

I don't know how the hell to delete pictures, so I guess you can stay here.

Mr. Lumpyhead on the right crashes the family photo and ruins it for the Novgorod family! I think those three bloated boulders on his head are full of baby scorpions... or maybe DELICIOUS CANDY!