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Page Creations

I made Nunchucks, The Battle of Strong Badia, Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure and helped work on several others. Well, I didn't really make nunchucks. I started the article, but it was really Joshua, It's Dot Com, and Has Matt? who worked on it the most. I also made quite a few spelling/marshmallow/grammar errors in my "Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure" article which were cleaned up by assorted personnel.

Favorite Characters

Least Favorite Character

Marshie. HE'S A FREAKIN' COMMUNIST!!! Well, not really. I just wanted to say that. Anyway, I just don't like him. At all. Ever. He is weird and frightens children. He doesn't even get a link. If you think that Marshie is awesome, please forgive me. I just think that he's a psychotic mashmallow with a serious inferiority complex. He's a phillistine, a virulent pestulence of death, and has all the likability of a pile of whatsit. Seriously.

Favorite Games

Most embarrassing Wiki moment

Once I accidentally welcomed a troll! How humiliating is that?

Favorite H*R quotes

So you see Claire, if it wasn't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the on point kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. — Strong Bad, origins.

STRONG BAD: Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!
BUBS: It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it! — virus

STRONG BAD: That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?
STRONG MAD: MY SECRET SHAME! — Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig

Quote of the Day

Just some quotes that I like. Updated whenever I remember to do it. Usually once every coupla days. Enjoy.

"Trying is the first step towards failure."--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, 11/26/06

"Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future, and time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present, all time is unredeemable. What might have been is an abstraction, remaining a prepetual possibility only in a world of speculation. What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present. Footfalls echo in the passage we did not take, towards the door we never opened."--T.S. Eliot, Burnt Norton (first of the Four Quartets), 11/19/06

"I lost Ed Truck... and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears... and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer... and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone... and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I'm terribly, terribly... terribly alone."--Steve Carell, The Office, 11/9/06

"I bet you could be a huge success in almost any field. Except the mine field. No one succeeds in the mine field."--Noah Britton, 11/8/06

"Go then. There are other worlds than these."--The last words of Jake Chambers, 11/7/06

"Hey, what if we stop storing corpses in the drinking water and see if that makes any difference to our health?"--Jon Stewart, America: The Book, 10/30/06

"I will show you fear in a handful of dust."--T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land, 10/25/06

Movies

Some of my favorite movies are listed below by genre.

Comedy:

Rat Race
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Spaceballs
Shrek
Love and Death
Napoleon Dynamite
Groundhog Day
Home Alone
The Incredibles
Home Alone 2
My Cousin Vinnie
The Princess Bride
A Fish Called Wanda
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part III
This is Spinal Tap
Click
Borat

NOTE: If you haven't played Medieval: Total War, you have never played a battle simulation game. It is my absolute favorite strategy game. If you like strategy games, buy it! You won't regret it.
NOTE THE SECOND: RuneScape is my favorite online game ever. Seriously. If you would like to find me there, add Homsarroks to your friends list.

Authors/books

My favorite authors are listed below with my favorite books or series of books displayed next to them in parentheses. Those that I would choose to characterize as must-reads have asterisks (*) next to them.

*The Halo series is pretty poorly written, but it tells an interesting story. It has a lot of action in it and it tells you about things that you may have been wondering about (what are the Spartans, how did they come to be, what happened after Halo was destroyed, where the Chief came from, etc.). Also, the guy that wrote it has degrees in chemistry and chemical physics, so most of the technology sounds authentic. It is relatively badly written, though (Misplaced dashes and semicolons, awkward phrasing, and other errors decorate the page with notable abundance), so consider yourself warned.

**If you like truly original fantasies that are like nothing you've ever read before but are awesome nonetheless, you have to read The Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix. It's awesome.

Note: If anyone has any questions, comments, or corrections for or about anything, or if you would like to chat or leave messages about any of the things I listed above, please let me know by putting it in under my talk. I'll get back to you! Also, if you find anything offensive or have any problems with the content on this page, let me know and I'll remove or edit it. Again, please don't take it upon yourself to censor or delete anything on my page!

If you liked any of these links or have found them useful, leave a note on my talk page. I'm always glad to help someone discover something new and fun!--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 18:14, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

He's cool, too.

Aliases

Or is it aliai?

I have a page on the regular Wikipedia under Nozzleman and yet another page at Wikiquote under the name of Homsarroks. I am also on the Homstar Runner Wooky under the same name and on RuneScape as well, using the same name yet again. Buy my cheesecake or you will turn into a piece of cheesecake at midnight! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sorry... I let my evil twin type for a minute there. He promised to be good, but I just can't trust him...

This guy is awesome!!!!

Omen???

I took the quiz that was linked to by Fizz123's page and I found that my personality was that of Homsar. Destiny? Or just a really creepy coincidence? You make the call!--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 14:14, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

A Poll!

Put the name of your favorite Strong Bad email below with your sig next to it if you feel like it. I thought that it would be cool to have a list.

Thought of the WeekMonthYear Epoch

Tragedy on Page 1!

And so, we lovingly lay our dear friend the guestbook to rest with heavy hearts, for he had 50 friends who found it in themselves to decorate his surface with their marks upon the world. We all will miss him.
May he rest in peace.