There are literally thousands of studies that have been done on the effect television has on children: It can disturb sleep patterns, it leads to higher rates of obesity, poor grades, anti-social behavior, and brain rot.

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Clint Eastwood fights Aliens and Predators [via ToplessRobot]
"My Little Serenity, a mashup of My Little Pony and Firefly.