Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Another day, another call into poison control. Actually, it’s
been close to a decade since I called them. Since Mac ate an entire lipstick on
mine. Cinco tried to wash her hair with laundry detergent and was too busy
spitting everywhere to explain to me if she had indeed ingested any.

New day, new blood on X-Man’s face. It’s a fairly common occurrence
these days. When I noticed, Mac
immediately moved into total innocence mode. He was barely aware that X-Man had
a face of any sort, let alone how any skin may have been removed from said
fade. Cinco continued spinning around in circles. I’m pretty certain she’s the
actual culprit. X-Man told me that an octopus scratched him. When Cinco flies
into a fury it does seem like she has twice as many limbs.

Baby informed her aunt, during a pier side walk, that Cinco
smells like sea life. Again an argument for the whole octopus description. And
that’s all the thought I am giving that observation. Pretty sure that’s a trail
I don’t want to wander down. But could
explain the attempted bath in laundry detergent.