Cape Bretoner's New 25lbs Baby Boy

A CapeBretoner is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical CapeBreton baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the CapeBretoner just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical CapeBreton baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical CapeBreton baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you, so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The CapeBreton father takes a slow swig from his long-neck MooseHead Beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".

Thanks to my good friend for sending this funny joke to me to share. :) You know who you are.