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Stephanie Seymour is a walking advertisement for the celeb-loved cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Fredric Brandt. So much so that a recent New York Times article dubbed her line-free skin, excavated cheekbones, and preternatural glow the definition of "a Brandt face." And to thank him for the gift of youth (something the Times contends can come with a $7K price tag), the 46-year-old model, under the rap name Chappy, has just penned a catchy ode to his genius called, "Dr. Brandt." It begins, "Can I get that creeeeeeam? Can I get that magic lotion? Can I get a face full of numbing lotion? Dr. Braaaaaandt."