It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...the podcast that looks somehow derelict and unkempt but has a handpainted sign out front that says FREE CANDY. You know you want to come inside...

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that stars the crimefighting child-like miscreants that were once devised by Franklin W. Dixon to stars in books to be used to punish bad little boys and girls who spent too much time in front of the television. Little did the Stratemeyer crew know what they were unleashing upon the world...

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that sells itself door to door, and then you find that our euphemistic chocolate is both retro and disgusting. We also desire freedom for peaceful punk rioters everywhere. And we endorse the notion of Pussy Riot Unlimited.

Episode #124 for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, in which our protagonist is distracted by his car (which might or might not explode) but somehow manages to talk about how the film's inconsistent rules of engagement and abuse of slow motion overwhelm a decent cast. Alas.[[ More This Way... ]]