Posted:29th Jun 2012You are granted the dojo but the head of the dojo is a corrupt psychopath that kidnaps people, and keeps them chained to a wall in his basement just barely keeping them alive. You are the first victim and live to be 87, dying five minutes after you are rescued.

Posted:23rd Aug 2012congrats! you no longer have a belly button. as it turns out your lack of naval is a result of being grown in a test tube. you now represent a significant government investment and find yourself getting picked up by government spooks and taken to an underground test facility for a series of cruel and humilliating tests. . .

i wish i were iron man (because iron man is stinking awesome and doesnt require special abilities)EDITED_BY: Man_in_the_mask (1345648412)

"We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin..."

Posted:27th Aug 2012you fall into a wishing well to collect all the wishes you could ask for. though after various complaints of noise coming from the well some superstitious concerned parent seals off the well with cement. . .

i wish for my body to be bioluminescent. . . (gotta admit it would be pretty awesome)

"We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin..."

Posted:23rd Aug 2013Again you have wished for nothing. And this time, you got it. You got it so completely that now all your stuff has been taken away, and you do indeed. Have. Nothing. Not even an HoP account.