…but I only just got round to getting these pictures off my camera so here are some completely unseasonal Christmas photos!

With John requesting items from Victoria Beckham’s cosmetics line for Christmas, I finally had the opportunity to break out my favourite Spice Girls meme.

Minimalist Christmas tree.

Ariel didn’t survive a year’s storage intact but – some superglue later – she was fighting fit.

Show of hands: who else tests the focal length of new lenses by taking a selfie? 🙌🏻

As ever, Christmas Eve was spent at my brother’s watching the best worst horror movies we could find. This year’s efforts included Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker and All Through the House: a very on-brand horror in which a Santa-masked killer leaves a trail of slaughtered women and amateur penectomies in their wake. 🎄

I tried my hand at making the Die Hard Christmas ornament that went viral a couple of years back and I’m pretty much ready to open my own etsy shop. Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!