"Zark Helmet is too awesome NOT to use!" -Smirker"The possibility that it's Zark simply murdering someone at a whim each day... would be delightful if true, but I worry that that's too simple a solution." - Okaros

(( I would say that I didn't see this coming, except I did. I'm a human, and given that less than 25% of us are wolves, there's no maul, and we're going to be killing slightly less than 2 players per lynch...I think my ability to analyze things may come in handy since Ozymandias isn't in this game. You can lynch me a few days hence, after I've hashed out a rough approximation of who could be a wolf with whoever else stays up past 1 AM ET ))

I come in here and I look around and I see a bunch of cowards that are trying to kill me before I even enter the ring yeah I see what's going on I see what you're doing and I'm not going to take it because I'm a member of the Human Alliance and I'm willing to set aside my feud with Stigmata for that monkey business with Elizabeth if I have to in order to save myself but it shouldn't be necessary because all of you know that the Madness and the Wolf Pack don't get along after they fixed that match to take away my title and I will not rest and I will not stop until I find each and every member of the Wolf Pack and DECAPITATE THEM ALL MYSELF.

(( Most of the time, Randy Savage uses the word "yeah" in place of punctuation - if you ever watch his promos, the announcer can never get a word in edgewise. It's like a constant torrent of words. Of course he's so used to doing this that when he doesn't have his verbal tic, which is normal when he's not as excited, he still uses no punctuation but now it's impossible to tell where it should be. Since this sort of thing killed me as an Ogre, I'll TLDR almost every post because I know that's too much effort to read...but it's there for the flavor. ))

I just want to say that I love you all equally. Well, except Frank. He creeps me out. But for now, I'm going to have to pass on Visigoth. He just wasn't able to satisfy my lustful ways. With chocolate.

Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

Iron Clad Burrito wrote:Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

(( My GF watches Doctor Who. This is going to sound really ridiculous, but I actually can't because the obviously-fake monsters/aliens/etc actually give me nightmares. It's a kid-friendly show, for God's sake, and I can't even watch half of the episodes. ))

Iron Clad Burrito wrote:Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

(( My GF watches Doctor Who. This is going to sound really ridiculous, but I actually can't because the obviously-fake monsters/aliens/etc actually give me nightmares. It's a kid-friendly show, for God's sake, and I can't even watch half of the episodes. ))

I won't say I LOVE the show... took me a long time to decide I liked it enough to watch more than an ep or two a month. But I'm told (by my kids, who are hella-hooked on the show) that it gets better when David Tennant took over, which I am just about to start watching.

Iron Clad Burrito wrote:Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

Look at your Doctor, now back to me/RaveBomb, now back to your Doctor, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me.

And that's all the reason the networks needed to give me my own show after my guest appearance with the Doctor.

I kind of assume Okaros is out to backstab me until proven otherwise. - DOM

Admetus wrote:If you had re-written that vote tally using your wrestling names, that would have been a passive-aggressive masterpiece.

I think we have a half hour until day's end, is that right?

(( 1:00 AM GMT is indeed in 30 minutes. I'm just not sure how many people will be around to check this late/early, and as funny as an early bloodbath would be it's probably not going to work out well since I have no idea who's linked this early. ))

So 5 wolves is a reasonable 20%. Low perhaps, given the scorned lover angle & lack of a maul

And you're hoping to discern their identity by Penis size?

More by voting pattern, although you raise a good point, bipeds generally aren't well endowed - except for horses of course. Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent on a ranch in Montana? We called him lightning...

Please, please just stop talking. I think I'm going to be ill

His mane was pitch black, with a streak of silver through it. One day, I took him out to the meadow, I had an apple. Lightning loved Apples...

No, Can't hear you. Lalalala

More in a bit,

7z7

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"Zark Helmet is too awesome NOT to use!" -Smirker"The possibility that it's Zark simply murdering someone at a whim each day... would be delightful if true, but I worry that that's too simple a solution." - Okaros

SCRATCH THAT LAST VOTE, I BEEN INSPIRED BY THE FURY OF THE FIGHTER I SEE BEFORE ME WHO CANNOT MATCH THAT OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BUT STILL IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOKS OF HISTORY AS ONE OF THE ANCIENTS

I GOTTA GO WITH THAT PANSY VISIGOTH, FEEDING ME WITH THE POWER TO VOTE WITH HIS LACK OF MANIA, MADNESS, OR POWERFUL FORCE

LOOK AT ME VISIGOTH

LOOK AT ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, AAHAAHAAGH

(( ))

I'm glad you've seen the light Ultimate Warrior yeah the Ultimate Madness can rise again and we can take on all comers yeah just like we had Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect dead to rights oh yeah you know that nobody can stop us because they're too busy running away or covering their ears like we're going to explode yeah AND WE ARE because we're like a ticking time bomb yeah you don't know when it'll go offfffffffff, but you know it's going to hurt when it does oh yeah.

(( EDIT: For those who don't know, Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior are famous for being the two loudest and most nonsensical wrestlers in the old WWF. Whenever they interviewed together they shouted out an awful lot of words, looked really strained, and in the end nobody had any idea what they actually said. Awesome stuff! ))

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Griffy, darling. I assure you, I had Lightning standing up straight that night

Gods, will you please stop encouraging her?

More in a bit,

7z7

"Zark Helmet is too awesome NOT to use!" -Smirker"The possibility that it's Zark simply murdering someone at a whim each day... would be delightful if true, but I worry that that's too simple a solution." - Okaros

(( Vote for Visigoth. Reference to previous game where he won a coinflip to steal the first true Sociopath victory away from me ))

Pissy Goth you tried to put the nail in the coffin yeah but you aren't the Undertaker yeah no matter how many times you try to beat me down I riiiiise again oh yeah I'm like a phoenix yeah because I'm on fire and you may knock me down but I get up again oh yeah because you're NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN and you're going to die trying yeah because it's your turn to lose this time yeah I'm not going to let you take away my title and then take away my life that's just not going to happen it's not in the cards and it never will be.

Hellheart wrote:(( EDIT: For those who don't know, Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior are famous for being the two loudest and most nonsensical wrestlers in the old WWF. Whenever they interviewed together they shouted out an awful lot of words, looked really strained, and in the end nobody had any idea what they actually said. Awesome stuff! ))