PAM ANDERSON IN A BUKKAKE AD

As sex symbols go, Pam Anderson is kinda old and washed-up, but with enough makeup, slow-motion, and cream splashed over her body, she’s still pretty passable, as this commercial for CrazyDomains proves. The ad is also smart to provide a younger, better looking woman to assist with the visual appeal. It’s like a starting pitcher and closer. Pam Anderson used to be Pedro Martinez in 1999 — dominating for nine innings, no closer needed. She’s still like Pedro Martinez, only now you’re lucky to get five innings out of him. Hmmmm, on second thought, maybe this commercial needs some middle relievers.

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’99? jesus, I was ten… then again her boobs were 10 too, so i guess it wouldn’t have been statutory provided i made love to the right places

By: sterling

12.17.2009 @ 1:16 PM

If you like this check out Pam’s newly redesigned site at PamelaAnderson.com

By: Punch Rockgroin

12.17.2009 @ 1:22 PM

I’ll take the brunette, please.

Thank you.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

12.17.2009 @ 1:26 PM

Good Pedro reference, Bill Simmons.

/I remember spilling a lot of juice over Pam in the 90’s…those were the days

By: Danger Guerrero

12.17.2009 @ 1:40 PM

This is like the scene at the beginning of Barb Wire except there’s no nudity and this one stars some old broad.

/would still nail Pamela Anderson without hesitation.

By: Kid Presentable

12.17.2009 @ 1:41 PM

Not good for Pam’s career when it takes a bukkake video to get her first tag on a TV blog.

By: CrabApple

12.17.2009 @ 3:13 PM

The 1st ever thing I looked up on a search engine back in the 90’s was “Pam Anderson nude” and when I clicked on a site and the “No one under 18 under penalty of law” disclaimer popped up, I really thought that I might get a ticket from the police sent to my house if the site found out I was under 18.

The Internet was mysterious back then. I didnt know what the “inter-webs”were capable of. What I did know was that the 1st time I saw Pam Anderson’s tits, I saw god.