[Chorus: x2]
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...

[Verse 1:]
Seen her on the magazine... she was lookin' too good
And if I see her in person... you could believe I would
She gets the covershots... 'cause she's a dime off top
And her man's a flop, and Young L not, so fuck witta' boss...

[Chorus:]
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
To my self...

[Verse 2:]
Yes, have the comments on your myspace pictures
What if I was with her...
What if she was on me... And what if she was hornay...
I'm takin' that too far though... I walk witta' wobble
'Cause of the stacks in my pocket,
She's sweet to me like chocolate

[Chorus:]
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee (yeeah!...), I want herrrrrrr...
To my self...

[Outro:]
... On the centerfold
... On the calender
... So sweet to me
... And I want that girl
... On the centerfold
... On the calender
... So sweet to me!
... And I want that girl, right now!