Legowelt’s Teac Life

Legowelt is giving away his latest ‘techno’ album on his website with quite literally the best press release we have ever seen. Well seen this month ...

Legowelt is giving away his latest ‘techno’ album on his website with quite literally the best press release we have ever seen. Well seen this month so far anyway. We cannot top it so here it is;

“Ok people here it is the new Legowelt album which is free to download for u all. Its got a hella lot deep tape saturated forest-techno tracks on it and when I say Techno i dont mean that boooooooooooring contemporary shit they call techno nowadays with overrated tallentless pretentious douchebag cunt DJs playing a few halfassed dumb mongo beats and being all arty fartsy about it.

if you like it you can donate some $ or Euros, Any donation small or large is appreciated u can paypal to: wolfers@xs4all.nl so I can buy more crap synthesizers to make stuff like this and repair my Roland Juno 106 which stopped working during the recording of this album…probably cause this shit is tooo deep and it just couldn’t handle it…. doesnt matter, the bottom line question is CAN U HANDLE IT???”[SIC]