"I have to admit, after reading the reviews, I was a bit skeptical. How could a shirt, a simple piece of cloth, transform so many lives? Well brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you I'm now a believer. Upon wearing this shirt, the results were unmistakable. My children suddenly...

"When I ordered this shirt I was pretty stoked. I imagined the shirt would be cool and comfy. But when I received it in the mail I was blown away - figuratively and literally. Rays of red, white, and blue poured forth from the package as I opened it and...

Let's get nostalgic for a moment and remember a time in history when the world was great. America's economy was strong and the US Commander in Chief was man's man Bill Clinton. Get Big Willy style in this printed tank top depicting all the things we loved about 1990s. Owners...

" Just when I thought Dubya couldn't get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes,...

"While I purchased this shirt with an understanding that I am misrepresenting the historical events of the Cold War and the tools used by President Ronald Reagan to confront the Soviet Union, I was not entirely prepared for the full extent of glory and status that was to be bestowed...

" This shirt is the reason the constitution was written. Now that I have it, the flag waves more gallantly, the stars in the evening sky are brighter, and eagles fly faster than before. Once I laid eyes on this shirt, it was obvious that mother freedom would backhand the...

For some reason the image on this tank top works. President Obama atop a lion, crossbow and lightsaber in hand. I can't picture President Trump striking the same pose. I'm sure he'd do it, but it wouldn't have quite the same effect.

The Harrisons like you've never seen them before. Benjamin and William Henry, the only grandfather-grandson to serve as President of the United States. This tank top portrays the duo testing some some new military weaponry. If that firepower had been available in their times, our history books may read a...

"Upon opening the package I received a sense of patriotic pride that overwhelmed me with a sense of truth to the awe-inspiring historical significance that this gun toting, bear riding, Emancipation Proclamation writing, American represented to all who are free!!!" Also check out > The Emancipator Zoom Tank/Tee Also check out >...

By the power of Ronald Reagan, I deem this shirt American as F***. I haven’t taken this badass ‘Merica tank off since the day I got it. Right out of the package, I felt a surge of Velociraptor fierceness, grabbed my machine gun, and took Raegan out for some shoots...

"I used to be a lactose intolerant vegan on a gluten free diet, just like many of you. I spent my days at my parents house, writing on my blog about how Hillary would be the best choice for president. Then I stumbled across this tank top and my life...

Regan doubled as an undercover president to get the message across, "Don't mess with America!" Driving around in his classic American-made Mustang, the president planted bombs to get masses of bad guys. He shot through the front windshield, because it takes too long to stick your gun out the window,...

Check out this tank top featuring a gung ho, bitch ass, bastard, bad boy, bat outta hell Teddy Roosevelt. From what I hear, this is not an artist’s interpretation, but an actual painting, created from three eyewitness accounts who were there. This is a close-up shot of a much bigger...

Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because...

This shirt has the most believable fictitious image you will ever see. "Teddy Roosevelt VS Bigfoot"...I can see it. C'mon, the man would take on former pro boxers while he was in the White House. One encounter left him nearly blind in one eye! He scaled The Matterhorn, a 15,000...

In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon,...

You’re stuck in a frozen apocalyptic wasteland, surrounded by 20-ft gorillas, and an American flag at your back. What do you do? The answer is simple: What Would Chesty Do? WWCD, because ‘Merica! Also check out > Chesty Frozen Zoom Tank/Tee Also check out > Chesty Frozen Zoom2 Tank/Tee Also check out > Chesty Frozen Chosin' Blanket...

When you’re in the middle of a frozen wasteland, staring death in the face, give it a little smirk. Just like Chesty. Because there’s no evil in the world that can’t be exterminated with a little American grit and a lot of firepower. Also check out > Chesty Frozen Tank/Tee Also check out...

The biggest conspiracy from the 1960s isn't if we put a man on the moon, it's JFK's set-up assassination. He knew NASA was on its way to the moon, and he wanted to be there. Although JFK was a great president in his short tenure, he had a higher calling:...

They say Ben Franklin didn't rest while he tried to prove lightning and electricity were related. What he was actually doing was battling Zeus in the name of America. Zeus was upset at our newfound freedom; if people couldn't control other people then it was only a matter of time...

" The moment I opened the package and slipped this badass shirt over my Pure bred American body, I instantly felt like a new man. My arms became bigger, my chest swelled out and my genitals tripled in size. As I stood there in front of my mirror with my...

In our future post-apocalyptic world, you’ve got to have a good supply of shirts to help you blend in. This FDR tank will be perfect. It will melt into the surrounding devastation, AND it will help show off my f***ing awesome biceps, which will no doubt triple in size. It...

This is the must have gift for this Holiday Season. The image of Honest Abe giving the thumbs up is classic. It doesn't matter if you're familiar with the movie or not. This is the funniest, most unique image, ever printed on a t-shirt.

How do you take your Ronald Reagan? At The White House? Perhaps inside Air Force One? Both are appealing, but we’ll do you one better—how about Reagan on the moon? No spacecraft, no spacesuit, no oxygen—no problem. The dude was a Hollywood actor before hitting The Oval Office—as such, he...

A lightcycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. Although, he's fully decked out in the skin tight riding leathers, with matching boots and gloves,...

Before America could be 100% free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It's a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to...

‘Merica! F*** yeah! Chesty Puller is here to save the day. He’s loaded up and ready to kill with the spirit of the Stars and Stripes behind him. Because it doesn’t matter if you’re in enemy territory and surrounded 29-to-1… that only simplifies the problem. Also check out > Chesty Frozen Tank/Tee Also...

It's a myth that Ben Franklin flew a kite during a lighting storm, that's the pansy version of what really happened. Franklin used the kite as a jet pack while protecting America from all the haters. He built himself wolverine-style spikes in his hands (he was inventor after all) that...

I swear this shirt makes my bulge look bigger. Like its great powers of badassery increased my dick size by 6 inches. But that’s not all - not by a long shot. I can now shoot a squirrel from a half-mile away, and a butterfly from a quarter-mile. Those motherf***in...

A true-to-life depiction of the day George Washington crossed the Delaware. This shirt includes the stuff history books forgot -- bald eagles with freakin' laser beams for eyes.
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I knew I felt something special when I ordered this shirt. When I put it on, my wife suddenly recovered from her nightly “headache”. I finally fixed my rusty old jeep, and then found a $100 bill in the glovebox. When I went to work, the copier worked perfectly, there...

What a sweet looking tank top. A lightcycle, the preferred mode of transportation for the Patriot on a mission. The British would have turned back at the mere sight of Paul Revere screaming up and down the New England Coast. He may want to consider trading in that lantern for...

What did President Reagan do after leaving politics? He picked up a few hobbies like the one featured on this tank top. It's amazing the fun you can have when imaging the overgrowth of weeds in your yard is a an invading Communist Army.

Quick quiz...The image on this tank top is..... A) A grizzled member of the Hells Angels..... B) A Death Row inmate.... C) The 16th President of the United States of America all inked out. Inked Icons by Wayne Maguire Also check out > INKED - Lincoln Premium Tee Also check out...

American greatness is made up of brave men like George Washington, ingenious weapons engineering, and impossible dreams that become inevitable realities. You’ll see. Those eagles with laser-beams shooting out of their eyes will be so much more than a silly metaphor in the not-so-distant future.