Even before Miller’s take on Batman vs Supes, I always thought Batman would win any fight vs anybody. Batman at his best is smart, resourceful, and willing to get help. He always finds a way, even if he has to cheat.

@The Keith: Exactly. Batman can beat anyone, that’s his superpower. It doesn’t matter who you are, he’ll beat you. It’s why I dislike the stories in which Joker murders Gordon’s wife or explodes Robin and gets away with it, or cripples Babs…because it means that Batman didn’t BEAT Joker that issue. Which robs Batman of his super-power. But of course, you get it, Keith…you’re a writer.
@Rollkran: Hard work. Late nights. Study yer craft, and we’ll leave the door open for ya. Hurry up!

As one of only three creators who has worked on BOTH Batman and Squirrel Girl (I believe Dan Slott, and Paul Pellitier are the others), I actually DO know the answer to who would win this epic battle…I know who strikes the first blow, who uses an ally, who cheats… I have the whole thing in my head like a fully realized film. But I’ll never tell.