WHAT’S BREWING

MARK YOUR CALENDARS Melissa McCarthy will return to “SNL” May 13, which is a short 57 days from now. Start mailing her props for THAT Spicer impersonation now. [HuffPost]

A HISTORY OF CORPORATE TWITTER ACCOUNTS GETTING IN TROUBLE After McDonald’s corporate Twitter account called the president a “disgusting excuse of a president” with “tiny hands” Thursday(yes, that happened, and yes, it appears to have been a hack), most made fun of it on Twitter and moved on. Here are some other corporate tweets that will forever live on in infamy. [HuffPost]

SOUNDS LIKE PRINCE WILLIAM IS IN THE DOGHOUSE He skipped a major royal event AND THEN got photographed with his hand around the waist of a brunette that is not Kate Middleton. It was bad news for the royals all the way around this week, as season two of “The Crown” might focus on Prince Philip’s alleged affairs. As for the queen, The Guardian published a debrief on what will happen in the days following her death, which the palace calls Operation London Bridge. [Vanity Fair]

SHE PERSISTED IS ABOUT TO BE TRADEMARKED BY A CLINTON Chelsea Clinton is penning a children’s book with that title. [HuffPost]

‘SORRY FOR THE DELAYED RESPONSE’ “You e-mailed asking for my opinion, and I wanted to give a really thorough, well-thought-out, articulate response, so I starred your e-mail, and over time it became a mascot for my illogical but oppressive sense of dread in the face of slightly annoying tasks.” [The New Yorker]