Calvin Klein Is ‘Not Not’ Broken Up With Boy Toy Nick Gruber

Hooray for double negatives! Sixty eight-year old fashion guy Calvin Klein says his on-again-off-again relationship with 21-year-old “personal trainer”Nick Gruber is more or less on at the moment, and that reports of their breakup have been largely overstated.

Klein told Page Six at a screening for Madonna‘s new film W.E (that he attended without Gruber on his arm, mind you) that they two are still an item, and as far as he can tell they will be for the foreseeable future.

“We still have a wonderful relationship and I love him.” He emphasized: “We’re not not together . . . he’s a very special person in my life.”

Right. They’re not not together, but usually when someone phrases something like that — in that soft, indefinite way that using a double negative espouses — it means that they’re obfuscating what’s actually going on. But we hope, and sincerely, that things aren’t hitting the rocks for the couple, especially considering that most observers of their relationship had finally started recognizing their relationship as the real deal.