Hi! We are explorers. Currently we’re students in the Boston area, one at Berklee College of Music and one at Brandeis University. It is our explorations at Brandeis that led to our discovery of your ice cream, particularly the flavor “Pumpkin Pie”. To say that we like it would be the understatement of the year. It is our belief that this ice cream may be the key to world peace. Therefore it is our humble request to be sold large quantities of this pumpkin ice cream so that we might jump start world peace. We’d also like to have enough to last us through the summer. We were wondering what your policy is concerning the distribution of dangerous amounts of pumpkin ice cream to two explorers willing to drive to Portsmouth, NH from their home in Long Island. We’d also like to take this opportunity to thank you for the joy and serenity that your pumpkin ice cream has given us and those we have shared it with. We hope that you will consider our request and respond as we are eager to spread your message of peace and also have plenty of your ice cream to eat.