So. I've had this account since I was very young. I'm in college now studying writing, but I still enjoy thinking up fan fictions. I still write them from time to time. I wondered for awhile if I should post them on the same account where I wrote my laughably inadequate stories from when I was like, 10. But I've decided it's fine; it'll make me cherish how far I've come. Also, I've had lots of reviews, bwahaha.

6/16/2011

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Other Accounts of the WebFictionpressUltimate SchuylerFanStorySky LadyMediaMiner1 Sour Akio (It's a joint account with Akio the Dragon Master)MediaMiner2 Maiden of Time and Space (Only some of these are mine. If it has a person named "Danielle" in it, I probably helped write it, or I co-wrote it.)

My name is Danielle. I have a cat named Schuyler. I love sour candy. Thus, my screenname. I love Resident Evil and Animal Crossing, and plan to write fan fictions for both. And I could write a bajillion Pokemon fan fictions. I have so many ideas, I can't wait to get started! I love humorous Sonic fanfictions with Shadow OOC (out of character) acting stupid and silly and stuff. -My very original profile, in all it's glory - this was it.

QUOTES:

"Don't try to fix me / I'm not broken" -Evanescence's "Hello"

"I will only be weird until you get used to it." -a t-shirt

“ let me get this straight , you want me to steal my rod back from my sister, illegally buy a flame thrower, all so we can hunt down and kill a cute innocent little animal!”“ well…..yes”“When do we start?” - I Hate Writing titles by cwthewolf

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad." -Ahajokes.com

While Starfire, Robin, and Cyborg are away, Beast Boy convinces Raven to play a videogame with him. Of course, they make a friendly little bet about who ever doesn't win will be the servant to the other for a whole day. RavenXBeastboy minor RobinXStarfire

Suddenly, Yugi realized that if he and Tea were ever going to be together, he had to make his move, or he believed he would lose her forever Peachshipping with hints of Puzzleshipping and other pairings, oneshot.

'It had been five years since their last meeting, five years since an awkward farewell at an airport shrouded in an Egyptian desert's haze, but from the nonchalance in Kaiba's tone it could have been mere days.' A reunion, of sorts, and a rediscovery.

'The first thing he hears when he climbs the stairs to his boyfriend's room is the sound of retching.' Jounouchi discovers the more serious implications of hosting an ancient spirit and finds a place where he will always belong. Slash, Wishshipping, Y/J

"I cannot risk you leaving me again, so I am going to have to do something about it. You have left me behind for the first and last time. There is only one obstacle standing between us, and I am going to remove it."

The final game has been fought, and Yami no Malik emerges as the victor. As her friends and loved ones fall around her one by one, Shizuka finds herself alone, frightened, and hunted. AU; violence; spaceshipping and screamshipping. Revisions made.

A parody of Resident Evil 4 in which there are absolutely no zombies. Only halfcrazed deranged lunatic Spanishtype people, people with questionable virtues, and one slightly dense blond American who is only here for the food.

A week in the life of the crazy Egyptian! Madness, yaoi, and fruit smoothies! WARNING: contains dead squirrels and a very evil, yet still friendly, Anzu! Oh the insanity. [BakuraMarik] FINALLY COMPLETE R&R please

Before he had Rare Hunters, Marik and Odion try to steal the Millennium Puzzle on their own...along with about every other evil villain from the show! Insanity reigns supreme as an all out war brews in Domino High School! Who will win?

New Chapter! Will Mokuba ever recover from the horrors of the closet? Will gramps ever come out of the closet? Will somebody die of pancake poisoning? Will it be Tea? And will Mai reveal just who her soul mate is? Will Tristan and Duke stop fighting...

[one shot] LPY [Life PostYami] is just as fraught, though the crises are just a bit smaller than they used to be. Yuugi, Jounouchi, Anzu, Shizuka and Sugoroku ponder life, love, and hair. And smelly socks. And coffee. And Girl Talks. Among other things.

Naraku is dead, the Shikon complete. Kagome wishes to be a demon to stay with Inuyasha. Kikyo drags the mortal Inuyasha to hell with her. Sesshoumaru makes a deal with Kagome to get Tetsusaiga. Will love bloom between two lonely demons?

Why does Yugi live with his grandpa? Why is Kaiba jealous? Why does he call Joey a mutt? Why is Mai using psychic powers? Why does Bakura want to take over the world? Why does Ryou see dead people? What are Mokuba's evil plans?

[For Her Sweetness] Yuugi and Yami are ants who stock up on food for winter. Seto Kaiba is an insane grasshopper bent on reclaiming his title. It's an old moral fable...except very, very wrong... After all, this is Yugioh we're talking about, right?

[Oneshot] Kagome found it ludicrous. Hojo thought it to be fate. And thousands of fanfiction writers decided that it made all the sense in the world. A glimpse into what happens when fanfic is taken a bit too seriously.

A camping roadtrip in middle America sounds like an exciting romantic getaway to Shuichi Shindou. Where DOES that boy get such misguided ideas? Don't ask Yuki...he's wondering the same thing. [COMPLETE]

ONE SHOT it's 1999, and everyone's acting like it's opposite day. What does it mean? THE END OF THE WORLD! Can Tristan and his band of morons save the world from the most unlikly world ender ever? DOUBLE HUMOR SIGN!

A Bakura's Journal story! See Bakura slowly getting more and more insane! Chapter 19, Entry 18. After Bakura marries a wall he wants a divorce! WHY? THEY WERE SO CUTE TOGETHER! sobs Marik the karaoke king will save us!

All three of the hikaris are going on a weekend cruise. They've also arranged for Marik, Bakura and Yami to go on a camping trip as well, so they can bond. Will the yamis be able to survive the wild and each other? FINISHED!

Overtones of YxYY. Several years after going to America, Anzu returns to Domino acting very strangely. She calls Yuugi, saying she has something important to tell him, and no, she isn't declaring her undying love for him. Weepy fic.

This is the fic all you Kaiba fans have been waiting for - Kaiba gets stuck in some strange situations, in the raw! Rated because he's naked. Please R&R, I don't torture him or tease him or anything! DONE!

(OLD WRITING PIECE) The Teen Titans are trapped indoors for hours. Madness ensues. I guarantee you will laugh out loud at some point in this story. Warning: may cause you to fall off your chair laughing, as it did to one of my more unfortunate reviewers. I eat flamers.

A (hopefully) series of strange stories that could only by written after a heavy influence of strange subjects, each story representing another classic style. We start with the standard murder-mystery! (Rated for comedic violence, comidic death, crude hum

Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.

Ryou is left out too much in YuGiOh. One day he's not invited to a sleepover. This makes Yami B mad and he and the Mariks team up to destroy Yugi's party...Some shounen ai and Implied yaoi. Ya know, that awesome stuff. Complete.

Ever wonder what would happen if the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh got involved in organized sports? Well, it's not pretty. Panik is in a bubble. Marik is drunk. Mako is riding a giant snapping turtle. And, worst of all, TEA is announcing. Mass chaos ensues.

Some soft yaoi and strong cursing! Mokuba has signed the Yugioh gang up for a community service job on a farm, but he has also invited someone that no one ever expected. If you need a laugh you'll find it here.

Yami and Seto have been dating for awhile, and the Ultra Popular Game King, Yuugi, is sick of it! Thanks to an idea from Bakura, can Yuugi use his fangirls, or boys, to strike jealousy in the heart of Yami? SHOUNEN-AI WARNING! YYxY RxB SxJ! R&R!

At the request (or demand, rather) of his partner, Yami invites Bakura out to dinner to resolve old feuds. It never occurred to him how torturously hard it would be to discuss morals with the Thief King though... [One-shot] [Darkshipping challenge fic]

Shuichi and Yuki have a sleepover with Ryuichi, Tatsuha and Tohma. A lot of randomness, pillow thieves and a pillow fight. Actually... not all that much to do with pillows... IMPLIED: ShuYu, RyuToh, one-sided TatRyu. R&R, WE LURVE YOU! -

Ryou is hosting a party, and everyones gonna be there! Bakura's getting annoyed and is about to snap. What's gonna happen? {Ch. 9; What's this about CHIBIS? Bakura and Yami are caught in the middle of it all! Can they work together for once?}

PG only because there are squirrels in blenders, and tiny bit of cussing. Yugi, Malik, Joey, and Ryou are bored and they look for their yamis, who have squirrels in a blender. That's just the beginning. No squirrels harmed in the making of this fic.

Kaiba wakes up one morning only to find things aren't the same. Mokuba's plotting his revenge on Yugi, Anzu is a slut, Honda is smart, Yugi's a punk & JOUNOUCHI IS THE GAME KING! What's going on?(IMPORTANT NOTICE!)

The gang reunite at Isis' house, only to get their fair share of each other. What's even worst now, is the semester project, "Get to know your class mate." Worst enemies are now going to be closest buddies, or die trying... (TB IsisYami)

It has come time for the Prince Inu-Yasha to choose a bride. The one girl he wants, the Priestess Kikyo, is the one girl he cannot have. Will another girl win his heart? Or will Kikyo's evil plan succeed? IYKag MirSan SesshRin Now Complete

NOT your average Highschool AU fic! SessRin, JaBan, and many more. Rin is an average student... Except for the fact that she's been mute for 2 years. Sess is the perfect student who thinks he has no time for girls. What happens when paths cross? (Fin!)

Yugi's spirit has been abducted, leaving Yami in sole posession of Yuig's body and alone with his anger and guilt. It is his fault, after all, that Yugi is gone. mild Shonen Ai, Yami x Yugi, SPOILER for episodes 158-160

Yuki gets stuck with babysitting duty for Ryuuichi, but Ryuuichi somehow magically disappears. How can Yuki find one man in all of Tokyo when he can't even find a pack of cigarettes? Yuki x Shuuichi, Tatsuha + Ryuuichi

Every time I see him, my heart hurts and to keep from just screaming from frustration, I stay silent. But when he insults me, it's just too painful. He has no idea how much it hurts. :::Darkshipping, YB/YY:::

A short story about Rebecca Chambers trying to start a conversation with Albert Wesker during a late night at the S.T.A.R.S. office, which fails miserably. Feeling defeated, she leaves the office but accidently falls asleep on the door... -Please Rate & R

Set eight years after the current storyline: Ash and Misty haven't seen each other for three years, but that is soon to change as they tackle some situations they NEVER thought they'd face! Laughter, disaster and Pokemon, oh my! Status: Complete.

Belarus is laying siege to Russia's house. Latvia's stuck with Russia. Canada's in love. America has a plan, and France'll find out what it is. Lithuania's dragged on a crummy date. Sealand's got a plan, Romano has a stalker, and Ukraine's waiting.

Something is definitely up with Germany. He isn't being his methodical, perfectionist self. And that stuff he's making in the kitchen... Well it's just gonna turn out all bad. But who got him to cook lasagna, anyway? It wasn't Italy or Prussia! Oneshot

Oneshot. The male freshmen try to decipher something strange about someone at their school during a stormy lunch hour, with frequent interruptions from people they don't want to see. I didn't use honorifics, so sue me. R&R!

Kaiba and Yami have been dating. Now, the whole world knows. Mokuba's homophobic and moody, Yugi's ignoring everything, and they're all staying at the Ishtar's! KaibaYami shounenai and het. Updated it's gonna be actionadventury soon.

[giftfic] Mokuba is shocked to learn of his brother's crazy, asinine girlfriend. And he really wants that hole in the wall fixed. Turns out the weirdest romances come from the weirdest classroom, with the most bizarre teacher. KaibaOC Happy birthday Kat!

YGOIYYYH Written w. MAIDEN OF TIME AND SPACE Kat and Danielle were just two droll girls... with a house. Now? They've got whiny boyfriends, FAT house guests, and people beating up pieces of raining shrimp. Where did it go wrong? Ch 12: Yugi lives? How?

Mokuba and Kaiba are stuck at a gloomy Yugi's house during a snow day… which turns into a snow week. Too bad for a VERY hetero Yugi, Mokuba likes Yugi, while Kaiba likes Yami! mokubayugi, kaibayami, both ONESIDED. Mentions other pairings

A sappy little story to make Tea Gardner proud. Gag me with a spoon and I'd be happier. T.C. Watch our cute, insecure little Ryou gain what he really needs more than anything else: a clique of friends.

When Yugi steals 5 bucks from Malik, and insults Marik while doing it, Marik decides to get even with Yugi. But how did stealing back four times the amount turn into seducing Yugi? And what’s with Joey’s new job?

Yugi loves Tea, and wants to make her happy. He knows that Tea doesn't want Yami to leave. So Yugi makes sure that he doesn't... by giving him no time to search for himself. But what will happen to Yugi? Especially when he has to resort to injury.

A collection of poems about the Princess Diary series, the movies and the books. I hope you enjoy. Please RR each poem! Because we all make mistakes, even if we're royal. And yes, the title is intentional.

Finally, the fic I've been working on forever. Ryou gets a chance to babysit Mokuba Kaiba. But when they both have feelings for each other, what can come out of it? Hilarious. MokubaRyou FINALLY UPDATED AGAIN!

complete ShadiRyouBakura Bakura mistakenly believes that Ryou is going to commit seppuku. Ryou thinks this is hysterical. But how far will Ryou go just for a laugh? And where does Shadi come in? MUCHO INSANITY! [multisongfics] COMPLETED

[one-shot] Hi! ) This is a WACKY, farfetched story in which Kaiba ends up standing up for Joey and Marik wins the tournament because of shiny objects! Set in Battle City, directly between Joey and Marik's duel and Yami and Kaiba's duel...

[One-shot] This is the first D&J fanfiction posted up EVAR. That just makes me feel so great. pumps arm Anyway - this takes place after the episode where Josh tells Kathy that he's play her a special song for her on the guitar.

One-shot. Ryou displays a scar he got to Bakura, causing his yami to rampage over to Malik and cause him pain. Ryou doesn't even have to ask him. From Ryou's point of view, rated PG-13 for drunkeness. Non-yaoi. Sucky title, I know.