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If You’re Going to Lip-Synch, Make Sure We Don’t Catch You

Whenever I sing, everyone in the room literally exits the room like it’s on fire. I would honestly liken my singing voice to a sack full of kittens being shaken up and down (gently, of course) or other wretched noises that I’m shockingly able to produce on cue.
Because of these reasons, it’s OK that I lip-synch because when I lip-synch it’s to save the ear drums of those unfortunate souls who happen to be around me. Lip-synching

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