There may not be any turkey in Magic Farm, but we can still have a great Thanksgiving dinner (although the main course is sadly not kosher for Thanksgivukkah). Also, I share a few pointers on real-life cranberry sauce and gravy, and a warning about deep-frying your turkey although if you really need to be told that suspending a 10-15 pound lump of meat on a chain and dunking it into a 5-gallon vat of boiling oil could go horribly wrong if you don't know what you're doing, you should maybe consider not handling any kitchen implement more dangerous than a plastic spatula anyway.