Imagine suddenly waking up in a strange forest, shorn of modern amenities like a smartphone or even a basic understanding of how your limbs are supposed to work. Now imagine trying to survive based on your wits alone. It would be horrific! But for anyone with a taste for shadenfreude who might be watching your struggles, it would probably be hilarious. Which is why Joystiq Streams is pitting Anthony John Agnello against Don't Starve on PlayStation 4 when he's never played it for a single second.

Thrill as he desperately tries to figure out the controls quickly enough to live through the night! Gasp as he inevitably gets eaten by dogs! It all happens on the Joystiq Twitch channel at 4p.m. EST, Jan. 14. Alexander Sliwinski will be hanging out in the chat, relaying your questions, mirth, and barbed jeers to Anthony as he tries to figure out whether he's holding a pinecone or an acorn.