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A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.

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A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.