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March 10, 2015

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♪ ♪
♪ Hello ♪
♪ Don't mean to
interrupt your flow ♪
♪ But I've got something you need to know
and it's very specific so, here we go ♪
♪ I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ But if you know
anywhere he goes ♪
♪ Or have his email
or contact info ♪
♪ I will go very low because
I need to meet Richard Dreyfuss ♪
♪ What's his
handshake like ♪
♪ What does he wear ♪
♪ What's his relationship
with his family ♪
♪ Questions we
all wonder ♪
♪ What does
he smell like ♪
♪ Doesn't he care ♪
♪ That someone would go this hard
to try to meet Richard Dreyfuss ♪
♪ Hmm, I wanna see how
his bald head shines ♪
♪ How the light reflects
on his mustache ♪
♪ Did you ever see
Mister Holland's Opus ♪
♪ God, Richard Dreyfuss,
he fucking crushed that ♪
♪ Do you have his
Hulu password ♪
♪ Do any of you know
if he uses Uber ♪
♪ Does Richard Dreyfuss
live in an apartment ♪
♪ Is that apartment
in need of a super ♪
♪ Come on, now ♪
♪ Which L.A. gym does Richard Dreyfuss attend
(Sing it for me) ♪
♪ And what's the gyms monthly rate
(He was in Jaws) ♪
♪ Would he by the ellipticals ♪
♪ Or does he hang around the free weights
(Whatchu talkin' bout) ♪
♪ Does he shop at Whole Foods
Does he bring his own bag ♪
♪ Can I buy Richard Dreyfuss
some almond milk ♪
♪ What model car does he drive
What's his license plate number ♪
♪ Do you have access
to a police computer ♪
♪ Do you know a
police officer ♪
♪ Okay so ♪
♪ There should be
links in the video ♪
♪ So that's the place to go
if you by any chance happen to know
any way to meet Richard Dreyfuss ♪
♪ I would kill you all to
meet Richard Dreyfuss ♪
♪ I would kill you all to
meet Richard Dreyfuss ♪