Lily: Wow you weren't kidding it really does look like a giant penis.Ted: I know, but whatever reason Mr. Druthers just doesn't see it.Lily: How can he NOT see it? I mean there's the [points]Ted: I know...Lily: And the way it...Ted: I know...Lily: And the two little...Ted: I know!

Ted: Give him his ball back right now! People are gonna get fired!Lily: No, they're not! It's just a tantrum, Ted. I saw this in kindergarten all the time.Ted: This isn't kindergarten. Mr. Druthers is an adult, and he wants his ball back!