If
you
are
a
senior
you
will
understand
this
one,
if
you
deal
with
seniors,
this
should
help
you
understand
them
a
little
better,
and
if
you
are
not
a
senior
yet........God
willing,
someday
you
will
be......
The
$2.99
Special

We
went
to
breakfast
at a
restaurant
where
the
'seniors'
special'
was
two
eggs,
bacon,
hash
browns
and
toast
for
$2.99.

'Sounds
good,'
my
wife
said.
'But
I
don't
want
the
eggs.'

'Then,
I'll
have
to
charge
you
$3.49
because
you're
ordering
a la
carte,'
the
waitress
warned
her.

'You
mean
I'd
have
to
pay
for
not
taking
the
eggs?'
my
wife
asked
incredulously.

'YES!'
stated
the
waitress.

'I'll
take
the
special
then,'
my
wife
said..

'How
do
you
want
your
eggs?'
the
waitress
asked.

'Raw
and
in
the
shell,'
my
wife
replied.

She
took
the
two
eggs
home
and
baked
a
cake.
DON'T
MESS
WITH
SENIORS!!!
WE'VE
been
around
the
block
more
than
once!

Send
this
to
the
Seniors
in
your
life.
I'm
sure
they'll
appreciate
it!
Even
non-seniors
will
appreciate
it!

"The
ultimate
measure
of a
man
is
not
where
he
stands
in
moments
of
comfort
and
convenience,
but
where
he
stands
at
times
of
challenge
and
controversy."
~
Martin
Luther
King
Jr.
~