Half pints???? I dinnae believe it, anyone that has ever known a musician kens that they have hollow legs - good fer storing pint efter pint..It's why I now do ma best boozing at hame....it's easier tae crawl ben the hoose...cheers, Sausage...

I was a member of the Band of Hope as a child and I'm not happy with angry and querulous drunks. Once at a fair in Yorkshire my mischievous son brought MTL one extra pint too many, and the locals stared when I grabbed it and threw it over the grass. Their faces were a picture!