Embroider your Member

What better way to say “I love you” in the mirror, to your own reflection, than by embroidering what you see in front of you! This class is about love – loving yourself, loving your bits, loving your mate’s bits, or even your partners. The perfect first date ice-breaker “nice clit! I’d like to get my tongue around that tonight!” That sort of thing.

It’s important to us that this class is about two things;
1. Learning a new handskill
2. Being cool with what you got between those legs of yours, because what you got is great and you should celebrate it by immortalising it with thread and yarn!

We’ll teach you how to prep your embroidery hoop for a new project, show you some essential stitches to make awesome effects (which stitches are better for pubes…that sort of thing) and how to neatly finish your work off so it looks as professional as you’ll be at the end of the evening.

You will also get to take home a copy of our very new and sparkly 16 page instructional booklet so you can make a million more scrotums or vulvas!

We’ll equip each of you with a hand mirror upon arrival for you to pop off to the loos and check yourself out for some creative inspiration. What’s that you say? You’d rather go off memory? Good for you! You’d rather search online? Totally your decision dude. You want to create an abstract vulva or scrotum from printed pictures? We will have some on hand. We’ve got you covered people!

Membroidery

Is it a vulva? Or is it a vagina? Either way the nails are having a good time.

Life is like a box of embroidery floss

That is defo a penis

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“The evening workshop was really fun and they gave everyone a shot of tequila!”

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— - Caroline

Book now

2 hours - £25

You cheeky embroiderer you! Get your bits out (in the private toilet cubicles) and let’s get stitching.

12th February – 7-9pm

9th April – 7-9pm

11th June – 7-9pm

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