Funny movie quotes from The Dancing Masters

Trudy Harlan (Trudy Marshall): You boys believe that Grant has a great future as an inventor, don’t you?Oliver Hardy: Well, I believe that Grant’ll be an inventor of the first rank.Stan Laurel: What’s rank?Oliver Hardy: You are! SHUT UP!

Stan Laurel: The harder they fall, the bigger I am!

Stan Laurel: [taking a book out of the bookcase] ‘Boswell’s Life of Johnson.’ Gee, I bet that’s interesting.Oliver Hardy: Yeah, I remember that Jess Willard knocked him out. It sure was a hot day!Stan Laurel: Gee, I’ll have to read that.

Stan Laurel: I don’t mind starvin’ again.Oliver Hardy: It’s all right with me.Stan Laurel: You know you can’t keep an egg in two baskets. That’s silly’¦ unless you want to scramble them. I wouldn’t be that stupid, you know. I knew a fella once that he had some money in the bank, and he wouldn’t draw it out. And, you know what? He lost his job, and still he wouldn’t draw it out. Then he starved to death ‘ that killed him. And then he died, and after he was dead. A friend of his got all his money, and he drewed it out of the bank. and I could live happily ever after. Yes, sir!