Because America will forever be the Land of Opportunity, Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick (a blob above) was offered $50,000 to make a porno, shot to look like a sex tape, with Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Jeff Miranda. However, after considering the offer, she turned it down because it might – wait for it – hurt her chances of finding a husband. HollywoodLife reports:

Angelina was originally supposed to board a plane to Vivid’s studios in Van Nuys, Calif., on Dec. 10 to shoot a sex tape with Jeff Miranda (yes, Snooki’s ex-boyfriend) but a source confirms to us exclusively that Angelina decided to back out, giving up a $50,000 paycheck.

Ha! $50,000? That’s barely minimum wage in the porn industry. They might as well have paid her in Applebee’s gift cards. “So, yeah, finish blowing this guy, and, uh, help yourself to any dinner under $14.99. But you gotta cover the tip. – Oh, wait, I already said that. HIYO!”

Guys, that third from the left in that photo is not the real Kim. That’s actually the new Kim RealDoll from http://www.realdoll.com. It’s basically the same as the real thing but with livelier-looking eyes. (believe me, I know from personal experience). Anyway um, as I was saying on the right is Kim’s Ass, but it’s all hunched over for some reason. Anyway this is a really rare photo, and I’m glad you brought it to my attention. Thank you for your time.