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Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.

I worry. I worry.

I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.

Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.

Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.

In all seriousness though: that is one deal I would not have made. She gets to have a good time in the sun, whilst you get to be frustrated both during the time she's away and during the season!!

On the otherhand, if you were getting fed up with her and needed a little break - during which time you might get a bit of 'action on the side' yourself * - then it might not have been too bad a compromise.

(* These are the personal thoughts of IHH only and do not necessarily represent the opinions or indeed moral standards of the Online Gooner)