Then he digresses into how someone he knows is “totally injury prone,” someone so unlucky that he is coming home from the hospital when an 18-wheeler tractor trailer hits an LIE exit sign – To NYC, 10 miles— and crashes into this person’s car.

He told the story earlier this month in Mississippi and then again this morning in De Pere, Wisconsin.

But each time, he gets a laugh when he describes the LIE as “the longest parking lot in the world … because it is so crowded.”