Gatsby. Greatest American novel or amazingly elaborate plea for air conditioning?...Sometimes the historical framework is the problem. Mozart would be doing ringtones today..You ever meet an utterly of-this-day, precious person who chides you for not saying "Spoiler Alert" before you reveal Rosebud was the sled?....The only reason Hillary rode Bill's coattails for so many years is that frequently there was no room on the front of the garment...I know you all have a busy weekend planned but take a sec and raise a glass to the Obamacare rollout. Well done Liberals. Huzzah!...I was going to sign up for Obamacare today but instead I opted to eliminate the middleman and cede my power of attorney to Julian Assange...AMA announces to stanch the exodus of competent physicians from the ranks they're bringing in last season's NFL Replacement Refs...The left has cauterized my empathy nerve because they keep using it for drips instead of heartbreaks...I'll leave the key (and the President's approval ratings) under the mat in the hollow near the drop off on the floor of the Marianas Trench...Obama is a Venture Socialist... And dot's dot, folks!