Good thing his new $20 million mansion in Los Angeles was recently completed -- we wouldn't want him and supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen to halt construction because of finances.

The Brady clan will continue to live large when on the West Coast in the 22,000-square-foot monstrosity that took three years to build. My favorite feature: The moat that surrounds most of the house (turrets are rumored to be added at a later date).

Color me jealous. My longtime goal has been to build a moat with the heads of my enemies on pikes Game of Thrones-style.