tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78467106548982580482014-10-04T21:10:37.196-07:00The Wonderful Misadventures of Captain FabulousCaptain Fabuloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10301723617806419538noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7846710654898258048.post-66881727098899749402010-09-14T00:32:00.000-07:002010-09-14T00:32:51.347-07:00Garter your socks because imma knock em' off...&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; Hey subscribers, (well just me for right now). I'm Captain Fabulous, a completely straight, 69 year old, orthodox jewish drag queen. I felt the need to start a blog and visually molest you with witticism, but as it stands besides having just masturbated to Scott Pilgrim at the Regal Theatre this evening to wrap up a day of vomit and a pathetically sewn muslin blouse I have nothing of great consequence to write.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; This though, has never stopped me before. I'm blogging to you from the sad and botoxed countess Wes's apartment watching Robot Chicken, smoking hookah and pretending to have a fulfilling life. This bitch refused to follow my blog without anything to read (details...).<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Please follow me and I just might repay you with dirty sexual favors.<br /><br />Stay mediocre,<br />&nbsp;-CCaptain Fabuloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10301723617806419538noreply@blogger.com0