Monday

Homer to Bart:"We're going to send you to another school!And if you get kicked out of that school, you'regoing straight in the army, where you'll be sentto America's latest military quagmire. Wherewill it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possiblewith Commander Coo-Coo Bananas in charge!"

Wikipedia may have its flaws, blind spots andcontroversies, but I find it hard not to like theevery-last-detail archive it has devoted toAmerica's first family ...