Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love… does not conquer all.

One on One: Mr. Fab Uncovered

So I interviewed Mr. Fabulous this time but by texting and it didn’t really work as well as I’d hoped. I’ll have to interview him again sometime.

First round of questions from 2 weeks ago when I mistakingly thought he was drinking:

Robin:Where is your favorite place to go solo?Fab: You mean just to go out and be by myself?Robin: No, to pet your monster.Fab: :lmao: I like the bedroom when I am running thoughts through my head, and I like my easy chair when I am reading dirty stories on the computer.Robin: What song makes you cry?Fab: Where are these questions coming from?Robin: My twisted brain.Fab: Is this that interview? I thought that was next weekend when I am drunk :lmao: A song that makes me cry is The Walk by Sawyer Brown. It’s about a man having to put his dad in a home, and it reminds me that I may have to face that decision one day with my own dad, who is 79.Robin: Oops.
[Realizing I was a week early I decided to go back to the party I was at.]

Robin: Whenever we meet what is the first thing you’ll say to me?Fab: Nice to finally meet the three of you.Robin: How do you cure hiccups?Fab: I always make myself throw up. It seriously works.Robin: You are gross. How old were you when you got your first boner?Fab: Oh! It’s question time! I can’t remember that. Is that something guys usually remember?Robin: I don’t know, Erik does. Maybe that’s just an Erik thing.Fab: Maybe he has them so rarely that the moments stand out 😀Robin: That’s definitely not true (sigh) Anyway, what do you want it to say on your gravestone?Fab: I plan to be cremated and my ashes scattered within your cleavage :robin:Robin: That’s sexy. If I gave you a molding of my boobs what would you do with it?
[When I lost him in the conversation or maybe he just passed out in imagining it]