About Me

The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

My 702th post! (not counting the scores I've mysteriously deleted)

My 2nd anniversary as a bitter ad blogger is coming up in a couple of weeks. Two years doing this shit! Ain't that pathetic!?! But hey, I've gotten a low-paying Gawker gig out of it, and possibly something else a bit more substantial (stay tuned). In the meantime, If you've got any feedback for future direction/posts, comment here. I will even post every single "go fuck yourself, douchebag."(pictured—"The Anguisher"—what I use as my computer desktop at work. pretty much sums up what it's like to work in the ad biz.)sheepish update: as an anon points out, it should read "702nd" not" 702th"previously in blogging is pathetic:1. flushing the crankcase.2. Nemo the goldfish.3. "Live" "blogging" "from" Cannes.4. My "live blog" of the Super Bowl ads.

Also, whenevs a douchebag says, "go fuck yourself, douchebag," I'm like, "Gladly, obvs." I feel totally special when I have the opportunity to fuck myself cause I never find the time to do so, and that's a pity really. For me.