Final Fantasy 7 Remake is a unique beast, a video game that requires considerations not common in other titles under development. Its unique status as a trailblazing, groundbreaking relic of the early 3D era means that any remake of it was going to be a daunting task.

I don’t want to reinforce the lazy stereotype that all bisexuals are greedy but on Wednesday September 11, 2019, when the Tokyo Game Show trailer for Final Fantasy 7 Remake dropped, I couldn’t do any work for three hours.

Last week Square Enix reiterated once again that despite the long radio silence Final Fantasy 7 Remake will still release as multiple games. That leaves a question: just how do you break up FF7’s story?