I’ve been pretty fortunate with vacations. Never had one that I didn’t enjoy. The closest I came to having a bad vacation was a trip we took for my 50th. He-Who did all the planning and wouldn’t let me be involved with anything. I was really nervous, scared and getting pissed off. In the end it was the best vacation ever! So I had to eat a little humble pie.
As far as this trip goes, I’d be the one to get stuck with my own room key.

From what I’ve READ about these things, sex swings, like many things sexual, are best enjoyed with the presence (and eager participation) of ones significant other. Without the partner, they are a lot like traditional swings, except for the foot straps and ball gags. Since my wife’s favorite sexual position is “pretend you’re asleep and maybe he’ll leave you the hell alone”, you can rest assured I do not speak from experience in regards to sex swings or sex anything other than deprivation. Ooops, I’ve said too much!

From what I’ve READ about these things, a swingers resort is best enjoyed WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Although if they want to watch, that’s very much appreciated. Especially if they’re watching from a swing.

I ignored the rest of your comment as, unlike the government, I like to stay out of other people’s bedrooms.

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