2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

婚姻是一所学校，在这里男人失去了学士学位/单身身份，而女人得到了硕士学位/主人地位。

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

婚后生活充满了兴奋与失望：结婚第一年，男的说，女的听；第二年，女的说，男的听；第三年，男女一起说，邻居听。

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

有这么个人，在教堂里嘟哝了几句话，结果婚就结了。一年后，他在睡梦里嘟哝了些什么，结果婚就离了。

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking：the husband gives and the wife takes

幸福的婚姻就是付出与获取：丈夫付出，妻子获取。

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.儿子：爸爸，结婚要花多少钱/付出怎样代价？

父亲：孩子，我不清楚，现在还没付完呢。

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

儿子：爸爸，这是真的吗？听说在中国古代，男人直到结婚才认识/了解他妻子。

父亲：不只在中国，孩子，哪里都这样。

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

爱情是甜蜜的长梦，而婚姻就是惊梦闹钟。

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

他们说，婚前男人握女人手，那是爱；婚后握，那是自卫。

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

刚结婚的人看上去很幸福，我们知道为什么。但是，一个结婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我们就奇怪，不知道为什么了。

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.