Some supposed porn-lovin' chick who reviews for other publications recently told us there are certain companies whose product she refuses to watch because she deems it too strong for her lily-white sensibilities.

At the top of her list was Anabolic/Diabolic.

Watching Iron Maidens, this reviewer thought it amusing that the very qualities Ms. Sex-Positive is so averse to - roughneck, no-holes-barred, plot-free sex featuring gorgeous fetish ware-garbed A-list smut sluts proud to be unapologetic scum-swapping whores - are the very things that make this savagely strokable tape so worthy of Editor's Choice status.

The title notwithstanding, maybe this production should have been called Iron Man, given director/star-stud Lexington Steele's propensity in several scenes to squirt, then like an XXX-rated Energizer Bunny, keep on fucking and blow a second time.

Steele gives us a nom-worthy scene right from the get-go as he reams the shit out of the two Jewels - De'Nyle and Jade - a pair of defiantly aggressive take-no-prisoners performers, the former a celebrated vet (AVN's 2001 Female Performer of the Year), the latter more of a newbie-protégé. At one point, De'Nyle, her thigh-high black patent-leather fetish boots spread wide in the air, her asshole strangling Steele's stiffie, thunder-cums, screaming, "That's the most hard orgasm I've ever had." (Hey, your grammar would be off too, given the brain-scrambling circumstances.) Lex then plows Jade's shitter, pulls out and blasts her puss at point-blank range. Pre-nom it for Best Group Sex Scene - Video. And for this and several other great scenes over the past twelve months, pre-nom De'Nyle for Female Performer of the Year and Jade for Best New Starlet.

Steele gives us more of the same in scene two, only with different babes -

Brit imports Layla Jade, who is just impossibly good-looking, and Ashley Long, no slouch herself. Hail fucking Britannia! Ditto scene three with Tommi Rose and Obsession, though Rose doesn't take Big Lex balls deep in her bum and could stand to kick up her energy and emoting skills a notch or two.

Outperforming reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year Nikita Denise is no easy task, but Canadian relative-newcummer Judy Star does just that in the wildly energized scene four. Electrified by Steele's huge slab, the blonde beauty steals the show, writhing constantly all hot-and-bothered, screaming non-stop obscenities, taunting Lex in her thick French-Canadian accent ("You like white pussy, don't you?"), then sharing his load with Denise. In true Man of Steele fashion, the post-pop Lex then puts it in Denise's bum and blows a second time. Pre-nom this one, too, for Best Group Sex Scene - Video. And pre-nom Star for Best New Starlet.

Steele erupts twice in the closer as well, with Caramel, Belladonna, and Calli Cox. After thoroughly plowing Caramel's pussy, he shoots, then roto-rooters Belladonna's ass and shoots again, this time on the three tarts' tongues. The tape ends fittingly with a close-up of all three fillies' smiling faces glistening with goo. Take that Ms. PC-Porn.

Pre-nom Irons Maidens for Best Gonzo Tape and Steele as Best Gonzo Director. And, as we mentioned in the Balls Deep 5 Editor's Choice review a few pages back, pre-nom Steele - AVN's reigning Male Performer of the Year - to repeat that honor and also for Director of the Year, too. He's that much of a force.