Just a quick update on the Ceiling Fan Battle of me vs. upstairs neighbor who keeps filing noise complaints. Tonight things escalated from passive-aggressive to a lot more aggressive. I'm gonna do the blog tomorrow so I can call my mom up and record her side of it — yes, my poor fucking mother, worried sick about her son while also worried about herself because she's an old person — she had her first fucking FaceTime with her favorite son EVER interrupted by this fucking LOSER.