"LET'S PARTY!!!" Yelled Crispen, pulling out a cowbell. The rest of the asylum pulled out an instrument and started playing "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. When the song was over and the applauds ended, Boyd flew away.

"OMG! BOYD CAN FLY??" Crispen Yelled

"OF COARSE I CAN!! That is my power with the Super Best Friends!" Boyd said.

"Oh yeah!" said Fred, Edgar and Gloria recolecting about the past.

"Man, it sure was fun saving the internet and forcing Bill Gates to retire in two years!" Fred said, and everyone let out a sigh. Then, they began to jam again.

"Jamming is fun. Ask not for who the cowbell rocks!" Quetin's ghost yelled, and started dancing.
"The cowbell rocks for thee!" Pheobe's ghost yelled, also dancing. Everyone's ghost's began to dance, except for Bobby, who had been killed again as a ghost and went uber-ghost.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

Suddenly the room went dark. Everyone screamed as Sasha walked down through everyone.
"Ask not for who the cowbell rocks," He groaned, as everyone gazed at him in terror. Suddenly Raz broke the silence.
"Why is everyone gasping? He's just wanting to hear a cowbell! And where are the squirrels? The creator of this said there would be squirrels!" Raz said, before dying, just like virtually everyone else, from curiousity.
"Lookee here! I'm a ghost!" He yelled, before doing the robot.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

Crispen played the cowbell. He rocked it so hard he deserved his own record! They then played 'Don't Fear the Reaper' for 47 hours and 34 minutes straight.

"OK! I'm done. SUPER BEST FRIENDS AWAY!!!" Yelled Fred, being followed by Gloria, Edgar and Boyd.

~theme music began to play~

"It is dark times in this earth, but DON'T FEAR! WE HAVE THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS!!!

Fred Bonaparte: with his unmatched tactical skills ~fred's in a dark room with plans~
Edgar Teggle: With the power to make his painting come to like ~Edgars in the room, painting~
Gloria von Gouten: Can act her way out of anyting ~in the room, fanning herself with a chinese folding fan, acting dramtic~
and Boyd Cooper: With the power of flight! ~flying through the sky~

and together they are, THE SUPERBESTFRIENDS!!!"

~end theme music~

"So, what do you think of that?" Fred asked, still in position from the fake theme.

Raz went pale.
"YOU'RE ALL SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE PSYCHONAUTS CAN I JOIN I HATE THIS BORING JOB OF MINE LET ME BE A SUPER BEST FRIEND!!!" Raz yelled.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

Raz went off to be emo at that point. Suddenly, a vortex of all things dumb and lame opened up and AN EMO SQUIRREL VERSION OF EVERY PSYCHONAUTS CHARACTER EXCEPT THE SQUIRRELS CAME OUT.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!" Sasha yelled, once again being ooc.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

The squirrel ran up the arms of the Super Best Friends, and made them tap dance by possessing them. Boyd began to giggle, and Sasha just stared. Sasha was secretly, however, laughing behind his glasses.
"Everything is going to plan..." He whispered, and then turned to Lili.
"The plan is working, is it not?" He asked.
"Yes, master. It is,"

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Yelled a booming voice from atop the stair set. a man leaped down from the top and got into katate position

"CHUCK NORRIS???" Yelled Lili

"Yes, I have come to save the superbestfriends+Raz" He said, and began roundhouse kicking squirrels. when every squirrel was down, he ran to Sasha and said "Do you know what happend when you wear sunglasses in Chuck Norris' presance?"

Sasha looked curiously at him, then blew up in the sake of curiousity.

Sasha's ghost suddenly came along and murmured,
"I'll be back," Before Milla died from wondering what the heck was going on. Elton lap danced on Milla's body, and she came alive again as a reincarnation of herself. As a cougar.
"No! Fire!" She screamed, before screaming

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

No one notices who he is at first, and they can't read his mind because he's freakin' Steve Segal and he has mad skillz at everything. But he decides to announce his presence to them, because he wanted some sort of challenge. But he's so powerful nothing really comes close to being a challenge to him. So he startsoff by kicking all their butts in a no holds streetbrawl inside the bus, ..while driving at the same time, ..and shaving,.. during rush hour! Also he plans on making them all into Urban - Lumberjacks. That's his master plan.

Sasha suddenly realized. He was not on the bus. He quickly levitated after the bus, and when he finally found it, he discovered something horrible. They were making a mockery of his lumberjack song.
"How I wish that song had stayed where I left it, in the deepest, darkest depths of my cube," He shuddered, watching the campers and more singing.
"My name is yon yonson I live in wisconsin I work at the lumberyard there," How Sasha despised Raz for teaching it to all of them. He decided. They had to be stopped.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

Milka was the only one not singing. "OK, that song is gayer than Sasha himself, let's sing somthing else."

Everyone on the bus was quiet for a moment until Boyd started to sing "Are, you gonna take me home tonight? Ahhhhhh, down beside that red fire light? Are, you gonna let it all hang out, Fat bottemed girls, you make the rockin' world go round."

And then everyone on the bes precided to sing 'Fat Bottemed Girls' until they arrived at Ceder Point.

As everyone got off the bus, they didn't seem to notice the stowaway who had held on to the bottom of the bus for the duration of the trip. Slowly, he crawled out from underneath it. The 13 hour ride, in conjunction with the 'Fat Bottemed Girls' non stop singalong had driven him insane. His eyes were filled with anger, rage, and the color red. Well, actually it was a pinkish/red sort of color. Almost like a red barn color, but it was an evil barn. He stepped into the light, and it was revealed that it was....

And with a squee, they all went to the ticket booth. The cashier rang up all of them and said "That will be $340" Everyone looked over at Fred

"Do you take Visa?" He asked, pulling out his wallet. So, Fred payed for everyone's all day fun, and they rode Milennium Force all day and then returned. Chuck flew off to kill Osama Bin Laden, and the campers and asylum buddies all went back to Sasha's lab for a cookie.

Sasha ran out of cookies just before he could have one.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed, before going up to Betty and hugging it/her.

(Hehe. Tell me if you know what I mean)

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

(I'll call you Betty" Sasha said, going up to the machine and hugging it.)(I think I know)

"Sasha! stop making out with that brain tumbler!" Ghost Milla said. A G-man walked into the room. "Is this the LFRD convention?" it asked, removing her head to reveal a girl. "I'm Purple Squid. I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

Sasha stopped making out with Betty.
"SHE'S BACK!!! ARGH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!" Sasha screamed.
"Protect me Betty!"

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

"OMGS PURPLE SQUID!!" Yelled sombody in a Milla costume at the top of the steps, she came hopping down the stepps and hugged Purple Squid! The Milla person was.....

DARTH_AVE!!! Next thing, a fred impersonater came down the steps too. IT WAS SMON! Then Cheez came in his Raz costume. Mashi showed up in a Lili costume! Eventually, everyone cool was there, that is except pyrohappygirl....

"This costume was my best idea yet... and also my worst." Smon said (Whoa.. talking in the third person... cosmic.) and yanked and pulled on his imprisoned arms until the costume snapped, sending broken safety pins flying.

I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.

"lol!, Smon talks to himself!" Darth yelled, "ZOMGZ ELTON!!!" Darth then dived on Elton and precided to make out with the sailor. Milka wasn't havin' that, and tried to kick Darth's ass, but couldn't defeat the strenght of Darth_Aveizzle.

Suddenly, pyrohappygirl emerges from the staircase dressed as, wait for it... BONITA SOLEIL!!! Her shining hair lights up the party as she walks down. Everyone who looks at her hair (apart from herself) is permanently blinded. HUZZAH!
"Hi guys," She shouts, pulling up her hood over the bright hair.
"What did I miss?"

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

Pyrohappygirl went emo. Then goth. Then normal.
"Hmph. Ahh well. Hey, Smon. Want to do a random 60's dance with me to 'we are the champions'?" Pyrohappygirl asked smon, who was calmly sipping some medicine that was not prescribed to him.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

"YES OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVA!" Pyrohappygirl screamed.
"WE SHOULD GO TO MY HOMELAND!!!" She yelled, bringing out a map from nothingness.
"Here's how we get there. We levitate over the pacific, and when we get there, we go to say... QUEENSTOWN! That place rox Darth. So what do you say?" Pyro asked, and got starry anime eyes.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

"I have my magical turtle of doom with me Darth, we could use that to get there!" Pyro cried, before running up the steps of Sasha's lab and dissapearing into the night.

Ten minutes later

"Here we are guys!" An enomous crash echoed around the room as Pyro's turtle smashed through the wall. It was neighing proudly.
"This, my friends, is Sarah, the magical flying turtle. Say hi Sarah!" Pyro cried, before Sarah sighed,
"Hey, how're you going? Is my cousin Sam here?" In a high pitched voice. The crowd fell back, other than Raz, who simply muttered.
"I've seen talking turtles before," Pyro glared at him, before motioning to everyone to hop aboard. They did, before flying off to Queenstown to go skiing and luging.

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

Sarah landed in Queenstown, and everyone hopped off. Scared locals cowered as the psychics/crazies walked through town.
"We're heading up there," Pyro announced, pointing to a large thing with little car like boxes hanging from a cable.
"That is a gondola. Follow me guys," Pyro smiled as she skipped through town. They arrived at the gondola, and got on, without paying. Cause face it, who would dare ask psychics who could burn you in ten seconds for cash? Once at the gondola, they split up into groups of four to get on. The groups were as follows.

(Now we make up one, quite long post for what happens in the gondola with each set of four... If I've missed any, make up a spare gondola for them. And also, if you're on the list, do yourself first)

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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.

And then three super-magical dogs from the future came back to escape an evil magican. And they decided to use their powers to enslave mankind and make them do stuff for them, but then they got distracted and decided to masqurade as regular dogs. For now....