"Since I'm always accused of not representing both sides in this election, I went out on a limb, and I booked one of the most vocal trump supporters in the country, Ann Coulter. And guess what she did? She called in sick right before the show today. Oh, no. I'm sorry. She emailed in sick."

Ugh. Honestly?

After the Netflix host — and probably everyone else in the world — finished rolling her eyes, she held up the 54-year-old's book, In Trump We Trust, exclaiming:

"Do you know how serious I take this job? I was up at five a.m. this morning reading this piece of garbage, okay? And then, you email in sick."

But the funny lady wasn't going to give up that easily:

"The show must go on. To give you an idea how our interview would have gone, please welcome Ann Coulter's body-double."

That's right! Chelsea used Ann's absence to her advantage, enlisting Chelsea Lately alum Fortune Feimster as her stand-in, and mocked the ever-living sh*t out of her f*cked-up opinions!

As we previously reported, Britney Spears' baby daddy has requested an increase in his $20K a month child support stipend. While it's said that Godney isn't THRILLED at the request, she's letting her poppa negotiate a deal with KFed.

And it appears that negotiations are well under way, though Mr. Spears is NOT impressed with his former son-in-law!