Zero Dark Flirty: FBI Employees Sext on Work Phones

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Apparently employees at the FBI didn't get that memo, though: Top officials at the government agency just sent out a note reminding employees that their work phones are for work, not sexting. Call it the Petraeus Effect.

"When you are given an FBI BlackBerry, it's for official use," assistant director Candice Will told CNN earlier this week. "It's not to text the woman in another office who you found attractive or to send a picture of yourself in a state of undress."

Duh. Apparently the sexting problem is so common that the Bureau had to address the issue after a "rash of sexting cases" hit the agency in recent months.

How is this even an issue? If you're sending a nude selfie to your BF, do it on your personal phone, not your GOVERNMENT-ISSUED WORK DEVICE. (A Blackberry, we presume.) Yet again, the thrill of getting caught grips our government officials!

A word of warning on sexting: There's always the chance that you could pull an Adam from Girls and text your naughty bits to the wrong person. A new survey found one in seven people have sent sexy messages to the wrong lovah. What if you mistakenly sent one to your boss? That would make for an awkward Monday morning staff meeting.