Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Beard Wax and Lumberjacks

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Balduvian War-Makers, Prodigal Sorcerer, and Goblin Chirurgeon