Here's Some Stupid For Lunch

You may recall that,on Wednesday, we covered how the voters of Missouri decided to hang the Puppy Mill Restoration Amendment on their state constitution. Well, thanks to Top Commenter Lex Alexander, we discover that they're up to a similar schemein the newly insane state of North Carolina. The state senate refused to take up an anti-puppy-mill bill, and the stated reason why is just too fucking adorable for words.

In January, Senate leaders said they would not consider the legislation after a senator was recorded cursing against the bill and the recording later made public.

Given this logic, if anybody in the North Carolina legislature is a fan of N.W.A., the state will be forced into lawless anarchy as every police force is disbanded.

Charles P. PierceCharles P Pierce is the author of four books, most recently Idiot America, and has been a working journalist since 1976.

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