It’s difficult to believe no citywide meeting was held about diversity in this week’s performances. (If there was one, no one’s willing to ’fess up—I’ve asked.) From tap-dancing aliens to a food-focused performance fest to choreography inspired by Banksy and Greek sculpture, it’s hard to think of a concept not inspiring movement between Thursday 10 and Wednesday 16.

Fonda fans and fashion freaks should head to [node:177997 link=Cole's;] in Logan Square (2338 N Milwaukee Ave, 773-276-5802) for a rendezvous with the Fabulous Ladies of Fitness, a pair of DJs enamored of neon workout gear and smoove pop classics to an almost alarming degree. There aren’t many monthly parties where splits on the dance floor don’t raise eyebrows. This is one—just be sure to warm up first. Thursday 10; free.

Lovers of old Hollywood, get thee to the [node:32893 link=Dance Center of Columbia College;] (1306 S Michigan Ave, 312-369-8330) for Same Planet Different World Dance Theatre, which performs director Joanna Rosenthal’s noirish physical melodrama, Grey Noise. The pre-color theme continues with HIT by Black Label Movement’s Carl Flink and a vision in white, To Have and To Hold, made in 1991 by Joanie Smith and her late husband, Danial Shapiro. Thursday 10–Saturday 12; $26–$30.

Dancers’ diamond dogs will be barking after each performance of the David Bowie–inspired Changes: A Science Fiction Tap Opera at [node:151995 link=Stage 773;] (1225 W Belmont Ave, 773-327-5252) through March 20. Chicago Tap Theatre director Mark Yonally amped up and revamped his 2006 hit, set to a soundtrack of Ziggy-era faves and proving the lethality of falaps to spiders from Mars. Opening Friday 11; $30, seniors $23, dancers and students $18.