The worst pick-up lines- ever

The worst pick-up line I was ever delivered came this summer. A guy told me he’d once jumped out of a plane, and his parachute didn’t open. He was “lucky to be alive,” he said, and didn’t I want to spend some time with such a lucky guy? I wasn’t sure if this was meant to be funny or if he was just lame or pathetic. Either was, I was turned off.

If this was a joke, well then I was appalled he’d use it as a pick-up line (it seems terribly disrespectful to those who have died this way- and I know someone) and if it really happened, it’s not the type of thing you go around using to your advantage.

This story on MSN doesn’t talk about anyone surviving a plane jump, but it does have plenty of bad pick-up lines. You can read the ten worst pick-up lines by clicking here.

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Read them all. Wouldn’t ever think of saying that to a girl/woman…
However, a cute girl could probably use any pick up line on a guy and he’d be flattered. Is that a double standard of some type… I happend to be in the same place as a cute stewardess a couple of times and she said am I following you or are you following me ? She just as well could’ve said any of theose stupid lines I wouldn’t use and it would’ve been fine…
Most normal guys are probably a slight bit nervous approaching a person they don’t know, so I’d say those ten lines are used mostly by drunken pick up artists.

Do guys actually still use lines like that? I don’t know what’s sadder, the lines themselves or the notion that someone might think it could actually work.

I’m gonna agree w/Jakester here, though. There definitely is a double standard on this, because if a woman ever used that Santa line on me I’d probably think it was hilarious and would end up talking to her rather than turning away in disgust if the roles were reversed.

Many years ago as a post adolescent, I worked at Mike’s Submarine Sandwiches on the main corner in Lake George. I watch a guy use a pick-up line I never thought would work. He would ask passing women, “Do you like hot fudge sundaes?”, if they said yes, he would then ask, “Do you want to $#@*?”. It took him a while, but the last time I saw him, he was headed up the street, hand in hand,with an attractive woman, of course that was back when motor-cycles were dangerous and sex was safe.

MY job has websense, so i cant see them: but here’s a good old bad one that i use occasionally: Me: excuse me miss you have something on the back of your jeans/skirt/dress her:what? Me: my eyes! Its so bad but it works so good!