The Doctor is a woman now and the internet is completely freaking out about it because of course it is.

There were two huge TV stories this weekend: one was the premiere of season seven of Game of Thrones, which I will be recapping here at Foolish, and the other was the reveal of the 13th Doctor. Spoiler alert: It’s a lady!

Jodie Whittaker is a wonderful actress best known here in the States for her performance on Broadchurch as the mother of a murdered child, for a heartbreaking episode of Black Mirror, and for the fun alien invasion movie, Attack the Block.

Most people greeted the news of the first female Doctor with excitement and genuine happiness that little girls will have a Doctor that they can identify with. But, obviously, this sentiment was not universal, and there were a lot of man-babies who were very upset that a fictional shape-shifting alien with two hearts might regenerate into a female form.

Piss off Leah Remini at your own risk. And speaking of Paul Haggis, if you are as fascinated by this Scientology story, you really should get your hands on Going Clear by Lawrence Wright. The stories therein are BATSHIT INSANE.