They're the best friend who always falls off the map when they start dating someone new, or the sibling who backs out of plans with you in favor of doing something with their significant other. Don't become this person.

Alright, American men. You got me. You completely had me believing that this week had secretly been dubbed: "Let's Pretend it's 1695 and Marry Underage Girls Like It's Socially Acceptable" Week. Kind of like Shark Week, but with creepier predators and more boobalicious prey.

It usually goes something like this: You meet someone, flirt a little, agree to a date next weekend, go out once or twice, start imagining a tentative future, and then BOOM. You hear this: "I'm just not ready for a relationship right now."

Love her, hate her, or just envy her ample bottom, Kim Kardashian is a pop-culture phenom. It turns out that it's physically impossible to use the Internet or turn on a TV without hearing her name or catching a glimpse...