Hernia Exclusive: Tebow’s ‘Virginity Plan’ Uncovered

The Hernia mole found a way to infiltrate Tim Tebow's inner circle by posing as a representative for The Newsboys. What the mole uncovered may cause Skip Bayless' head to finally implode into a pile of self-tanner and veneers. After a lengthy discussion about who makes the coolest god-inspired t-shirt line, the Hernia Mole was able secure a list called 'Candidates To Take Tebow's Virginity'. Keep in mind, Tebow's people are clearly looking for a combatant that will be able to handle the inevitable Teboner explosion.