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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Who's on Wordfeud?: 10.5 on the Richter Scale

This one was interesting. I tried to add a random game and instead got two each from two different people. I was getting bored and wanted to get one of them to resign quickly. I chose a woman who had a nice smiling face shot for her icon. I expected her to go out with a whimper. Instead, "Wendy" got a little crazy.

Kevin: Do you like sex with strangers?

Wendy: Seriously? Grow the fuck up! This is a game on your fucking phone not a place to hook up.

Kevin: I wasn't trying to hook up. I was just asking. I don't like fat girls anyway.

(Calling a girl fat is the best way to get her riled up, whether she actually is or not. Let me tell you, it worked. Wendy immediately resigned from both games I had with her and changed her profile picture to show her with a guy.)

Wendy: First off, I'm not fat you ignorant piece of shit. Second, why would you ask a stupid question like that if you weren't looking to hook up.

Wendy: It seems to me that you are either an actual idiot that can't get laid on his own and has to chat it up with girls on a game.....

(Aren't you supposed to chat girls up to get laid? Wasn't I on my own?)

Wendy: Or you have a pathetically small dick and this game is still the only way you can get a girl. Either way it's ridiculous

(Come on, ladies. It's time to think of something better than small peepee to insult a guy. If you can pull off getting laid through this game, you're a genius, especially considering the rare chance you're even geographically close to that person.)

Kevin: You got me. My dick is only 10.5 inches long. For a girl with a vagina as big as yours, that's tiny. Is that the guy you're going to send to beat me up? Does he like sex with strangers?

Kevin: I like his mouth.

Kevin: I just had sex with 3 bitches. They like my man dangler.

Wendy: Trannys don't count as bitches..... homo!

Wendy: You are what I like to call a whore.... enjoy your std's

Wendy: 10.5 you wish!

Kevin: If trannies bottom, they are bitches. I don't have stds, because I turned you down.

Kevin: 10.5. I can make a shish-ka-bitch.

Wendy: Homo. You are a fag.....you need to turn your tape measure over from centimeters to inches before a scronny white boy claims 10.5!

Kevin: 10.5 is what your fat ass hits on the Richter scale when you fart.

Wendy: Wow. Back to the insults huh.... Don't you have an HIV anonymous mtg to attend?

Kevin: You call me names and complain about my insults? I use condoms. You know, those things that would have prevented all your abortions.

That was the last I heard from her. I think she gave up. I do enjoy the scrapping, even if it's make believe.