I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop. Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat. They are a lot like censors that way. "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

*lets out a good, long laugh* Ok...that is good stuff there, PSL. Imagine the horror film that could be made from that scenario....having to live with creepy, over-acting lady as a mother. Ew. By a lot.

I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop. Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat. They are a lot like censors that way. "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

I think it's because it fits with the overall theme of depicting vegetarians as evil subhumans.

Bologna is not only meat, but heavily processed meat, so it goes against the "organic" idea, and because he was eating it that meant his flesh would be "tainted" so they couldn't go for him. There was also the bit with him warding them off with it, the same way you hold back a gargoyle with a holy symbol.

So, there is no god, no heaven or hell, just undifferentiated witchcraft/vegan magic, marginally dead grandfathers, and deli meats.

I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop. Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat. They are a lot like censors that way. "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

I think it's because it fits with the overall theme of depicting vegetarians as evil subhumans.

Bologna is not only meat, but heavily processed meat, so it goes against the "organic" idea, and because he was eating it that meant his flesh would be "tainted" so they couldn't go for him. There was also the bit with him warding them off with it, the same way you hold back a gargoyle with a holy symbol.

So, there is no god, no heaven or hell, just undifferentiated witchcraft/vegan magic, marginally dead grandfathers, and deli meats.

They could have at least struck a chord with real men by replacing the stupid bologna sandwich (I'll admit, I eat 'em, too, but they're considered a pretty childish lunch) with beef jerky, food of real men everywhere. I'm pretty sure that when this world is said and done, Jesus, Moses, Gregory Peck, Charlton Heston, Sean Connery, and I will all spend at least a few hours sitting around a fire, eating beef jerky, and talking about how awesomely manly we are. Maddox would also be invited.

The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage. His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

I thought the popcorn thing was that they were so "hot" having sex that they made the ears of corn pop. Of course, there was more popcorn there than the ears of corn could have provided, but who's counting?

I dont understand the pain caused by someone else eating meat. They are a lot like censors that way. "Not only we will not do it, you should not either".

I think it's because it fits with the overall theme of depicting vegetarians as evil subhumans.

Bologna is not only meat, but heavily processed meat, so it goes against the "organic" idea, and because he was eating it that meant his flesh would be "tainted" so they couldn't go for him. There was also the bit with him warding them off with it, the same way you hold back a gargoyle with a holy symbol.

So, there is no god, no heaven or hell, just undifferentiated witchcraft/vegan magic, marginally dead grandfathers, and deli meats.

They could have at least struck a chord with real men by replacing the stupid bologna sandwich (I'll admit, I eat 'em, too, but they're considered a pretty childish lunch) with beef jerky, food of real men everywhere. I'm pretty sure that when this world is said and done, Jesus, Moses, Gregory Peck, Charlton Heston, Sean Connery, and I will all spend at least a few hours sitting around a fire, eating beef jerky, and talking about how awesomely manly we are. Maddox would also be invited.

Well, I think they chose bologna because the film also had a strong anti organic/health food angle, and bologna is about as highly processed as meat gets. Anyway, the protagonist was a 10-year old boy, a type of person who is not famous for being a "real man".

...either way, we are reading waaaaayyy more into this than Joe D'amato or whatever the director-producer-writer-cretin's current pseudonym is.

The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage. His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! You know goddamn good and well there's no trolls in this movie!

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"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

The movie would have been THE BEST MOVIE EVER if they could of all been rescued by Macho Man Randy Savage. His catch phrase while defeating the goblins trolls would have been "Snap into a Slim Jim, oh yeaaaaaaaah"

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH! You know goddamn good and well there's no trolls in this movie!

There would have been, but he scared them all away. I am sure that the next Troll movie will deliver trolls in buckets...