The Kartrashians‘ latest whore propaganda piece, Kris, scooted across six markets (including New York, L.A. Dallas and Phoenix) yesterday for the first time and sadly, exploiting North West without directly exploiting North West kind of paid off for Pimp Mama Kris. People actually watched Pimp Mama Kris’ Hour of Whoring, which means that lots of members of the Illuminati watch TV during the day and suicide rates were probably up by 10,000%.

Fox gave PMK’s talk show a six-week long test run and it was off to a not-so-terrible start yesterday. The Hollywood Reporter says that in L.A., PMK beat Dr. Phil, Katie and Steve Harvey’s show. (L.A., I HATE YOU for this!) It did okay in New York (New York, I only hate you a little for this) and didn’t totally swirl down the toilet in other markets. THR puts it into technical TV talk:

The Los Angeles premiere raked in a 1.3 rating among households and a 0.8 rating in both female demographics. Kris was up by triple digits in many comparisons, including May and June time period averages in the key demos. New York also saw a solid entry, if not one marked by any big wins. Kris pulled a 1.1 rating among households and a 0.5 rating in both women 25-54 and 18-49.

In Dallas, Kris performed the strongest in households with a 1.5 rating. The series topped Ellen, Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil in the shared hour in both female demographics.

THR adds that daytime talk show numbers are usually all over the place and just because PMK’s ugly ass show did okay, doesn’t mean that it’s going to get a full pick-up. Anderson Livegot canceled, so if THIS BITCH gets a full season pick-up, then Jesus be an electrical storm that knocks out our cable and satellite forever. It’s for our own good!

I’m ashamed to admit this, but I tried to watch that wreck yesterday. I didn’t DVR it, because my DVR has been through enough (see: me recording Mistresses, me recording Married to Medicine, me recording Princesses: Long Island). So I told myself to switch the TV at 3pm. I forgot. It was the one time when I was actually thankful to weed smoke for eating all the RAM in my brain. Thank you, weed!

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