Sassy Internet Troll Completely Shuts Down the Rainbow Doritos Haters

Last week, Doritos outdid themselves: The tortilla-chip brand—normally known for wacky Taco Bell and Burger King collaborations—started selling its classic Cool Ranch flavor in all the colors of the rainbow in partnership with the LGBT suicide-prevention organization, It Gets Better. While most loved the limited-edition offering(They completely sold out in one day!), plenty of online haters were NOT happy about it. And they made sure to let Doritos know.

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Thankfully, one internet-sleuth decided to make a fake "Doritos ForHelp" Facebook account to fool all the unhappy customers. According to Mashable, the hero in question is Mike Melgaard, who found the backlash absurd, stating on his personal Facebook page: "Anyone being upset over this issue is really just slowing down the collective progress of humanity." So he decided to do something about it.

Melgaard uploaded all his best responses to a Facebook album, and, frankly, they're nothing short of amazing.