Bragging about his small business creds, Mormon king Mitt Romeny today declared he officially bought a ticket to America’s political sweepstakes, the winner of which will be announced more than a year from now by a woman holding balloons outside his front door. If only Mitt had decided to drop this boring bomb on us sooner, we could’ve had our first Republican presidential debate in May.

Hope he has fun. Hell, why doesn’t John McCain give it another go? America seems itching for another rich and evil decrepit white guy to replace the disconnected, amoral pragmatist currently running the White House.

Apr 11, 2011 at 9:59 pm · @Reply ·

Michael

2012 is going to be one of those “pick the lesser of evils” kind of a year. I can see this guy winning.

Apr 12, 2011 at 12:06 am · @Reply ·

SnidelyWhiplash

Thankfully, the Christian Right hates the fucking Mormons even more than gays do. They won’t even accept him as VP.

The worst thing about the Japan earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear meltdown is that it didn’t happen in Utah.