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I'm nice right now, manI-I feel goodIf you have a drinkWould you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped itI danced my ass off and had this one girl completely nakedDrink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I needPass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it againMan, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my lifeSip Banker's Club and drink Miller LiteOn Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night IceAnd I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked upI'm next on the table, who want what?I am champion at beer pongAllen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my houseBetter hope you make it otherwise you nakedTime isn't wasted when you're getting wastedWoke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped itI danced my ass off and had this one girl completely nakedDrink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I needPass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

I can't tell you what I learned from school butI could tell you a story or two, umYeah, of course I learned some rulesLike don't pass out with your shoes on (Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone (No, we're not leaving)And don't have sex if she's too goneWhen it comes to condoms put two on (Trust me)Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun (Here, hold this)Even if we did get a little bit too drunkTime isn't wasted when you're getting wastedWoke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it(I wish we taped)I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely nakedDrink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I needPass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

(That party last night)Man, I love collegeI love it!(That party last night)Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it(I wish we taped) (You know it's going down)I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely nakedDrink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need (You're all invited, bring your friends)Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it againMan, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?