I read the headline as "Sometimes accidentally burying something pays off" and immediately thought some gangsta or Mafioso somehow got lucky.....and then I thought "if the gangsta or Mafioso got lucky then why are we reading about it?".......and then I read the article and thought "I need to stop thinking so much."

Mr. Cat Poop:Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable. When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable. When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

The odds against me winning are infinite:1 since I don't play. The ONLY time I ever play is in the lotto pool at work and the only reason I do that is what if they actually hit. I'd hate to be the one standing all there watching all my co-workers walking out the door and I have to actually work for the rest of my miserable existance

The Snow Dog:xria: Mr. Cat Poop: Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable. When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable. When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable. When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Die.

Dices/pet peave

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_die_is_cast

Die is singular of dice. That seems to be lost on you and your lack of intellect.

You also misspelled peave. It's PEEVE. Did you learn something? I sure hope so. If you decide on correcting someone else, make sure you aren't mistaken yourself.