Pages

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Bastard Swordsman

Last night Eryn and I went to Bastard Swordsman at the Trylon. It's a Shaw Brothers film. Usually those are slightly rooted in reality. This one was downright strange and almost scifi-ish. The main character, the bastard, learns "silkworm style" with his sister, girlfriend, and mother. He finds out he's a bastard because while his non-biological father was sequestered for two years conserving energy for his "lethal style", his mother slept with his biological father. Hence....bastard.

The trick to silkworm style is that it requires a male virgin and three women. I'm not sure if anyone else was a virgin, but none of them seemed to have simultaneous access to three women. They work together to fill him with feminine power.

Why? Because it results in silkworm skills. Including an actual cocoon where he fights the bad guy.

And he can spin silk like a silkworm. Sort of. More like a ribbon dancer.

Eryn and I enjoyed it, but it was definitely different than 36th Chamber or Five Elements Ninjas.

No comments:

Subscribe To

Follow by Email

Snrky

About Me

I'm a technology manager for a legal company in Minnesota. My background is a lead software developer specializing in C# and SQL Server, but dabbling in Java, Perl, PHP, Ruby, Python, and other things (and coming from a self-taught VB background). Often I worry about z/OS boxes and how to get data off of them, although recently I'm more in the small-ish app space. However, my educational background is in Tudor/Stuart history, English (literature) and English (creative writing - I did my thesis on dystopias and my Master's degree is from Hamline University - go Pipers [my siblings have three other degrees from Hamline]).