As I previously mentioned, I picked up lots of free swag at BlogHer this year. In fact, I had so much newly acquired goodies that I had trouble shoving them all into my poor little suitcase to get them home. Sadly, I was forced to leave the full sized bottle of Lysol cleaner behind. Obviously I was devastated. But I was able to cram most of the rest of the items into my luggage and bring it on home. There were so many goodies, that once I unpacked everything, I spent a good amount of time reviewing and organizing all of the bounty. And in fact, I had so much, that I felt greedy for not sharing with everyone who wasn’t at BlogHer this year.

That’s right, all my very fortunate followers . . . I am going to give away some of my freebies from BlogHer to you!! Aren’t you just so lucky that I am such a giving, sharing soul? The answer is yes, you are very lucky. And I am very generous. The end.

So, I imagine you are now wondering what lovely items I am willing to part with so that you can also experience some of the joy of getting freebies. Well, I am actually going to give away two separate prizes!! Here is the first:

Yep, that is exactly what you think it is. There was a booth. And they were giving these away. And I am going to give this one to you!! I mean, if you want it, that is. No pressure. And no judgement.

Ok, so what do you have to do to get these wonderful items? A couple of things. First, leave me a comment telling me which of these 2 prizes you want. You can say you want them both and I will put you in for both, that is fine. But if you only want to be included in one specific drawing, just let me know which one. Also, you cannot win both items. If I pick your name for one, you can’t then win the other one as well. Clear? Ok, then.

Next, if you have not yet clicked on that little button up top on the right to follow my blog, do that now!

And finally, click on the button right below the aforementioned button, to follow me on Facebook.

See, isn’t that easy? I am really not that hard to please. You just have to give me your complete and total undying love and affection for the remainder of all of your days here on this earth. No biggie!

Good luck to all!!

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Misty, you are so awesome and generous. And beautiful, too! Did I mention you are my favorite blogger, ever? I wouldn’t mind being in the drawings for each of the items, I mean, it’s all such very useful stuff. And so very entertaining and blog-able.

I already follow you on twitter and facebook, so I can’t do both of those things again. Oh, and email. I follow you by email, too. So I’m your most loyal follower, by the way! Just sayin’.

Okay, I’m putting it out there. I want the vibrator. I’ve never ever seen one before! And I’m definitely curious. If it is lame, my son – TechSupport – will enjoy taking it apart. (I’ll be sure to use the rubbing alcohol and put it through the dishwasher or something.)

I don’t know why, but I totally want the sticky pad notebook… I will give away the face creams and whatnot, after the “burning off my face” incident, I don’t trust cosmetics, but the sticky note thing… woot!

SWEET!!! Free swag!! Imma get mah swag on, get mah swag on! I want the Vibrator and I aint’s ashamed to admit it. When I win, because let’s keep this optimistic and all that, you can even post “Kelly win’s Vibrator!!” All in Cap’s and Shit! or .. “CRAZY BLOGGER WINS VIBRATOR… BLOGS ALL ABOUT IT!!”…OOH OOH..OR… ” Foxy Blogger Kelly Fox, wins Vibrator in Raffle, then disappears for three days… tennis elbow upon return!” huh? huh?

As much as I am intrigued by the prospect of Bailey’s lotion, it would be another thing for me to pack and move. Therefore, I want to be named a winner and have my swag gifted to other people on my behalf. Because I am a giver. And a misanthropic philanthropist.

I want the “personal massager” (HAH!!!) I saw a commercial for it the other day and started ranting and raving about how we can have vibrator commercials, cialis commercials, tampon commercials, but they can’t show condom commercials. It’s ridiculous. Maybe I need the personal massager to, you know, relax. Or something!

Since I already stalk you every which way from Sunday (well legally – not creepily- possible anyway), plus all the ways you’ve recommended I can only say yo! Put me down for the wiggle waggle option A. Cuz a girl needs a friend like that to “massage her muscles” as Cheryl S. and She’s a Maineiac above said LOL
And thanks for being so cool to share with us other peeps unable to go to conventions and what not ;0)

I got lost somewhere between the first and second clicking so I am not qualified to win either prize. In the spirit of the movie recently released to DVD and Bluray – to all of the entrants “May the odds be ever in your favour!”