"My one good eye saw her strolling warily through the alley, oblivious to my manly odor. She was on my territory now! Blood boiling I leaped with a screech and with reckless abandon caught her back with my front claws and sank my teeth into her long neck until she was pinned to the ground in fear, and then I began to have my way with her. Only then did I discover that 'she' was literally a Tomcat. Didn't matter."

A Misting is the fanfiction version of the mystery science theater 3000 tv show. people taking the most horrid, or shocking, or just plain unintentionally funny pieces of fanfiction that could be found and riffing on them in the style of the show. and SVAM used to be central hub for the community while it was still around.

so yeah, i've read things, horrible things that i can never forget. but at least they were funny

that could explain why i don't read fanfics much anymore.

"The reason an author needs to know the rules of grammar isn't so he or she never breaks them, but so the author knows how to break them."