And the (not-at-all-surprising) name of Conan's new show is....

Although we’ve spent months now talking about Conan O’Brien’s upcoming show on TBS, we’ve had no idea what to call it. As you know, showbiz news abhors a vacuum, so the lingering mystery has fueled all sorts of rampant speculation about what sort of crazy name he might adopt, and whether the title would generate the same sort of eyeball-searing electricity as Lopez Tonight, or aim for subtlety with something like The Fuck You, NBC Hour. Well, that speculation reaches its anticlimactic (but entirely logical) end right now: