A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

Supposedly one of the best schools in Michigan. Actually, it's a high school more pretentious than Cranbrook Kingswood. The teachers assign so much work, it isn't uncommon to stay up three nights in a row. Not to mention that it's all pointless busywork. Presumably, it's because of the presence of MSU, but really, it's just another rich suburban school, but different that it PRETENDS to be "tolerant" and "intellectual".

Half the kids are pretentious hipsterfags, who hate african-american culture and believe that rap is only about sex and drugs. The term "diversity" only applies to rich asians that take 20 AP classes, but not to commuters from south lansing that have to take three buses. These kids are troublemakers that listen to rap, which again, is the Devil's music, probably because it doesn't meet the gold standards of "political correctness". Oh, don't even think of discussing your right-wing views, unless you want to be shunned by the entire school, teachers and all. The liberals are always right and unquestionable, and if you criticize Obama, you are racist. Religious christians also face persecution. And anyone who questions a hipster's arrogance is hated, ironically.

It is a very narrow and closeminded place. Just transfer to LCC or something. On the bright side, the new principal is pretty cool, though.

Regular Person: Do you actually know anything about Republicanism, or do you only listen to Michael moore? Not all republicans are bad people. There are some things I wonder about today's democrats...

East Lansing High School Hipster: YEA WELL DA CONSERVATIVES AND RAPPURZ SUCK DUMB MURCANS I SOULD MOVE TO UROPE

Regular Person: Fuck You, BITCH *punches hipster*

I slept four hours a night just to get into college, weekends included. The work at Michigan State is way easier, but its a party school. Actually, I am learning far more at State, but if ELHS told me it was a party school, I will listen to them without making my own judgement, since they are better as determined by those "rankings".