I am going to re-read this thread every time I have a bad day (which is of course proof I am incompetent and unable to cope).

Another rule: SMs must remember to curtsy and say thank you when a judge says her personal safety is of no relevance when making custody orders. After all, how could that compare to the importance of a violent deadbeat father's right to continue his abusive relationship with his child?

As soon as the single mother starts to earn a good amount of money or is going on expensive holidays then she must automatically take full financial responsibility and the father must not pay as much or any at all

mumof22010. I hope you get some more laughs coming your way! I often check out some of my fave threads when feeling down to get a chuckle.

I have repartnered and am learning that many of the single mum rules still apply and have learned a couple of new ones for previous single mums who have repartnered:

Now that you have a new partner, he should take on the financial role of the father. He should pay for the biological father's shortcomings. Bio dad's financial duties are now over thanks to a new man!

If bio dad wants to have a baby, your child is now yours and your partners and bio dad's "old" family. He now has a better family. So don't expect bio dad to be on the scene much any more.

Absolutely gold!!!.... damn.. i totally broke the rules... didn't get a plasma, child support or centrelink payments... that proves it... break the rules and miss out completely. oh, hang on, i'm lower than a single parent, i'm a sole parent... no FOB (well technically there is one) to harrass for money or access..

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Single mums must lower the tone of the neighbourhood by bringing a procession of men into their homes. Ideally the men should be pimps and drug dealers. This gives neighbours much needed respite from watching soap operas and rewards them for their hours of dedication in watching for you to do something inappropriate.

I don't know if this ones in here yet. But single mums can't be friends with anyone that has a penis cause automaticaly the male now spends to much time with ur child and it's wrong for ur ds or dd to spend time with a stable role model

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