Bill Gates used to get into a lot of trouble for using certain turbocharged Porsches as God intended. We forgive him because he helped pushing through "show and display" laws, making Jerry Seinfeld very happy. But there are some celebrities who were plain idiots on the road, and here are ten of the worst.

Jerry Seinfeld is a stand up comedian. He's a television star. He's a Porsche nut. His…
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10.) Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods made the mistake of cheating on his wife. Being related to vikings, she didn't take kindly and allegedly smashed his car with a golf club (what else?) while he was backing off the driveway, making Tiger drive his GM-loaned Escalade into a fire hydrant. Only in Florida, right?

It looked as if she were holding herself up to get a last breath of air. It was a consciously assumed position. ... She didn't drown. She died of suffocation in her own air void. It took her at least three or four hours to die. I could have had her out of that car twenty-five minutes after I got the call. But he [Ted Kennedy] didn't call.

How about squandering your country's wealth to buy an opulent car collection, then leaving it…
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7.) Will.i.am

Black Eyed Peas founder William Adams famously misled about his "ghetto built" new car brand in the media and things went pretty well until we discovered it was just a DeLorean customized by West Coast Customs. Which he denied.

1.) Vince Neil

Get this: the singer of Mötley Crüe and his friend got into his DeTomaso Pantera drunk to get more drunk by taking a trip to a local liquor store. Obviously, he lost control and hit an oncoming vehicle, killing his occupant and seriously injuring two people in the other car.

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The sentence? 30 days in prison (which ended up being 15 thanks to good behavior), five years on probation, $2.6 million in damages and 200 hours of community service. It's amazing what a good lawyer can do, isn't it?

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