Corporations are Evil People, Too, My Friend!

Some people rely on the transparently bogus Drudge Report or WorldNetDaily to supply their wild-eyed conspiracy theories, but there’s only so many ways they can claim that the president is a Kenyan Muslim that wants to burn your bibles, defile your daughters and steal your guns and give them to the U.N., and after that they really don’t have much interesting to say outside mouthing GOP talking points (like that the president is a Kenyan Muslim that wants to burn your bibles, defile your daughters and steal your guns and give them to the U.N.). Well, when I need more variety/laughs/utter bullshit, when I feel like the world is making too much sense, I just point my browser to Before It’s News. They really run the gamut from fairly straight news, reactionary political commentary to the DoD’s collaboration with Reptilian Aliens and how Michael Jackson and Elvis are getting along on Cape Cod. Sure, there’s a good portion of that patriopsychotic dumbfuckery (Depraved Disgusting Abomination Obama Pederast Incestuous, for instance) there too, but we’re talking the TRUTH ABOUT CORPORATE ALIENS, MAN! You gotta WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

Beachcombers Bizzarre History has a wonderful story about a secret Book of Mark containing some unusual Acts by the star of the show. One reader responded by saying that “if the post were about Islam and if Beach has embassies in the Middle East his ambassadors would be being publicly decapitated just around now”. No higher praise, eh?

All this freedom of the press reminds me of Tom Lehrer, who reminded us “You can’t be satirical without offending somebody”. One of the best singing math teachers ever!