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For years, Phineas and Ferb have built inventions, their sister Candace has tried to bust them, their neighbor Isabella has tried to flirt with Phineas, and Phineas has been living in blissful ignorance of both. But when Jeremy leaves for college, when Candace freaks out over that and becomes even more insecure than before, when Ferb figures out just why Phineas cares so much about his sister's behavior, when Vanessa Doofenshmirtz's new college buddy implies that her father's old nemesis is in fact his girlfriend's brothers' pet, when Isabella decides she could get her crush's brother to help her as her new confidant and wingman, when emotions reach their breaking point and feelings become more confused than ever, and when absolutely no one is being open and honest with each other anymore...

...that is when what has been a stable situation for years suddenly descends into complete chaos, as no one is quite sure what feelings, relationships and friendships will survive the mess.

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It’s time for the annual Skin Horse oversight review of OWCA’s use of uplifted animals, which means Perry gets a certain talkative samoyed as a companion for the day. Meanwhile, a sudden breakthrough means there’s three mad scientists living on Maple Drive, and Dave and Helen are called in to provide advice.

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When Heinz Doofenshmirtz receives a shocking diagnosis, suddenly being evil doesn't seem so appetizing. Instead, his attention turns to a certain platypus, and they do their best to deal with the news and its aftermath together.

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Companion to A Mistake You Keep Making (Accidentally On Purpose). If Doof was an unreliable narrator trying to pretend he didn't want what he shouldn't, poor Candace is a scared girl -young woman- clinging to the only constant in her life. She tripped and landed in some feelings along the way.

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Dear P the P,Happy Neme-versary. You know, like you're my nemesis and it's our anniversary? Neme-versary!!! It's clever with a touch of evil. And evil wouldn't be the same without you. Come by and we'll celebrate. And by "celebrate," I mean I will trap you in a cage and we'll engage in hand-to-tail combat.Dr. D

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Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus get married. (FINALLY)Basically, this is how I'd imagine their wedding to go. I wrote this way before "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer," "Night of the Living Pharmacists," "Lost in Danville," or "Last day of Summer," but after "Sidetracked," Primal Perry," and the second dimension movie. All rights belong to my heroes, Dan and Swampy.

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Apparently, Lyla Lolliberry isn't Lyla Lolliberry - That's just a cover. Her real name is Delyla Doofenshmirtz - and she's been called for a mission.What secrets will her coworker, Peter the Panda, uncover? What connections does Lyla have with his nemesis, the supposed "Professor Mystery?" And how on earth did a male playtpus have a daughter with a human man?

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Tragic au exploring what might have happened if the Do Over-inator had never been pulled into one of its own rifts, the lives ruined and the less-than-entirely healthy relationship that results from being the ones on the outside.

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Perry wanted them to be happy, he loved them and he would do anything to bring them together. This was his reason for entering high school and for starting a new mission of his own. With the surprising help of Doofenshmirtz, Perry readies himself for a year no one would forget.

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This little platypus was an unusual creature. Even excluding the intrinsic weirdness of platypuses. Even excluding his unusually bright teal color in an otherwise dimly-colored-to-sepia-world. Even excluding the fact that he lived in the small town of Gimmelshtump, far from his natural habitat. No, those traits were all explainable or excusable in some way. His primarily unusual trait had to be the one that was easy to overlook, but once noticed, impossible to explain.

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The average platypus can live a maximum of about fifteen years in ideal conditions. And Phineas and Ferb had done extensive research into the way to raise a platypus, so they expected him to live for about that long.

Of course, that estimate doesn’t exactly take into account the stress of epic battles of good versus evil. Having one of those every day tends to cut the time down. For a platypus with such responsibility, ten years is a relatively long time to live.

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"an au where everything is the same except after taking one look at him the owca deems doofenshmirtz a nonthreat and does not send him a nemesis so after a few weeks of failed attempts with no reason to try again he gives up evil and gets an office job in a cubicle and is that one friendless guy nobody invites to parties" - tumblr user me

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Roger is all too aware that his family isn't perfect. But, he thinks, if they can just accept it and move forward, put all this nastiness behind them, surely they can make it a proper family at last. If they'll just work with him, if they'll just try-