Thursday, November 8, 2012

Illuminati celebrate election victory

Just in case you are truly demented, this actually comes from the Satirical Site, the Daily Mash.

Try
not to be too disturbed by this, but most of the right wing ranting
seems to sound like most of the stories printed at that site about US
Politics.

After that disclaimer:

Illuminati celebrate election victory

Obama said his pyramidal hat was simply comfortable

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.
Just hours after his re-election, Obama was taken in a black
helicopter to Illuminati headquarters where he was greeted with applause
and a banner saying ‘Way to go, mind-control puppet!’
An Illuminati spokesman said: “This is a great moment for America, or as it will soon be known, Population Containment Area 2.
“With Obama back in power we can continue our secret project to
enslave humanity and put Illuminati symbols in obscure places where they
will only be noticed by conspiracy wingnuts.
“We’ll probably force everyone to be tattooed with a barcode too,
although that’s less of an issue now that all their personal details are
on Facebook.”
Obama has dismissed the Illuminati’s existence as “conspiracy theory
nonsense”, saying he wanted to concentrate on real issues such as the
economy, healthcare and compulsory microchips for all Americans.
He said: “My proposal to make ownership of tin foil a capital offence
has nothing to do with its microwave-blocking properties. I just happen
to think clingfilm keeps your sandwiches fresher.”
Democrat voter Carolyn Ryan said: “As a liberal, I’m a bit
disappointed that a vote for Obama was a vote for a secret network of
concentration camps to exterminate undesirable elements in society.
“Still, anything’s better than Romney. Four more years!”