You're too stupid and too gay to appreciate good boobs; Jennifer Lopez is NOT exciting or racy. She's a self-centered, clueless spic with very little real talent other than the one that drives her to promote herself. Her singing is average (and I imagine she thanks god for auto tune), she can't act worth a shit, her ass is huge, her boobs need lifted, and she's dating a dude who looks more gay than you do (and who'd have thought that was ever possible?).

Stick to shit you know, like sucking dick, and being a dooshbag. No one is getting a boner over those old ass saggy tits. It's funny as hell though how you try to tell straight men what is attractive to them in women. HAH, you stupid fuck.

1. She is not perfectly proportioned…she is built like an eggplant.
2. That is not a very good tit…in fact, it is rather tiny, and 90% chewed up nipple.No..really..I like a nize sized Nip…but thats about a ugly nip on a tiny breast…not sexy.

Yet another story of sexual assault in Hollywood -- but also another story of Carrie Fisher being the coolest person ever!

Fisher's longtime friend Heather Ross went on Tucson's 94.9 Morning Mix radio show Monday to tell her story of being sexually assaulted by "an Oscar-winning producer" (whom she did not name -- see, Lindsay Lohan, people are still afraid to come forward without others speaking out).

Attn: Mayim Bialik -- she says she was dressed very conservatively in slacks and had "felt safe thinking, 'I'm overweight, I'm not attractive to these people, I'm not looking to become an actress.'" But she was assaulted all the same.

Attn: Donna Karan -- Ross also says she "stayed quiet for years" because she was worried people would say she "was asking for it" by simply agreeing to meet the man for dinner.

One person Ross did tell was her longtime friend, Carrie Fisher. And if there's anything we know about Princess Leia, it's that she was afraid of no one and nothing.