This is the shot captured by photographer Abbie Rogers of a baby boy trying to soak his parents with urine for making him participate in an awkward shirtless family photoshoot. I don't blame him. Apparently the photo has gone viral, but not for the reason I expected. I mean, babies pee all the time. That's not crazy. What's crazy is a baby peeing out of its middle toe. EVOLUTION. Why aren't we talking about that?

Thanks to Alyssa, who told me she's worked a bunch of baby photoshoots and informed me deuces are way more common.