Dexter star Michael C. Hall has announced that he has been battling cancer, but the treatment is finished and he is in remission.

He has Hodgkin's lymphoma but says: "I feel fortunate to have been diagnosed with an imminently treatable and curable condition, and I thank my doctors and nurses for their expertise and care." [Reuters]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have contributed $1 million to emergency medical care for Haiti via their foundation. "It is incredibly horrible to see a catastrophe of this size hit a people who have been suffering from extreme poverty, violence and unrest for so many decades," says Angie. Brad adds: "We understand the first response is critical to serve the immediate needs of countless people who are now displaced from their homes, are suffering trauma, and most require urgent care." [People]

Jimmy Jean-Louis, who plays the creatively-named character "the Haitian" on Heroes, learned that the house he grew up in collapsed in the earthquake and has been searching for his parents who live in Haiti. "I have not slept yet. The second house that I grew up in was down, and some relatives have died, from what I have been told…" He's heard that the house where his mom and dad lived fell down, but he is unsure they are safe. He's set up a charity called Hollywood Unites For Haiti. [CNN]

Robert Pattinson will be the new Spider-Man, if you believe unnamed sources and wild speculation. [Prz]

Remember how Beyoncé got $2 million to perform at a private party for Muatsim Gaddafi, son of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi? Pix have leaked. She's wearing a sparkly leotard and giving it her all. [Daily Mail]

OMFG Gossip Girl is totes real: Leighton Meester, Ed Westwick and "a posse of their pampered pals" were loud and obnoxious at a restaurant! When a dude asked them to take it down a notch, Blair, I mean Leighton, actually said: "Fuck you!" And guess who calmed everyone down and smoothed everything over? Chuck Bass. Er, Ed Westwick. "Let's hug it up, guys," he suggested. Le sigh. Time to go swoon over that GQ shoot again. [Page Six]

Rachel Lee, 19, has been charged with felony burglary and receiving stolen property, and is suspected of being the mastermind behind the break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton's homes. Is the teen burglar story a screenplay yet? [AP]

At the link, Jay-Z explains how his rap lyrics are like sensationalist newspaper headlines. [Page Six]

Some guy is suing Coldplay, claiming three of their songs are ones he wrote. [TMZ]

Bethenny Frankel's new show, Bethenny's Getting Married: will be about her planning a wedding, but she's trying to do it without spending any money. Sources say she's trying to get everything — from her dress to the venue to a planner, for free. [Gatecrasher]

"As I'm sure a lot of you Heroes fans know — my cast mate and friend Jimmy Jean-Louis is from Haiti - and has been deeply effected by the recent tragedy that has befallen his homeland. Jimmy is an incredible spirit who tirelessly commits his energy and resources to humanitarian work in Haiti. He has changed many lives there through his deep compassion and generosity. Now he needs our help. My heart is very open to him and his entire family during this unfathomably difficult time. Please send thoughts and wishes of safety and recovery to him. To his family. And to the entire country. Also — please visit his website Hollywood Unites For Haiti." — Zachary Quinto, via his blog. He also says: ""The flag has been planted. June 29th, 2012. Sequel. Trek it out." [Just Jared]

"All in all, I really don't care how the movie reviews, or what the acting reviews are like. In Legion, I'm an angel. It's a movie that wasn't made for critics. I made that movie because I wanted to see people's popcorn go up in the air. I went to see it the other night and it's a really visceral reaction. It's like doing comedy. Horror is like doing comedy. You see people laughing at your jokes or you see people going 'Ouoooghhh' and popcorn going everywhere. And it's gratifying in a really nice way." — Paul Bettany. [BlackBook]

"This shit with the bean needs to be exposed for what it is right f—king NOW enough. they sqUEESED MY BANK ACCOUNTS so that they were frozen because they know im going to sue the holy shit out of them and now are…crocodiling my kid whose better than this seriously she was raised too well to be bought." — Courtney Love, on Frances' grandmother, Kimberly Dawn Cobain, and aunt, Wendy O'Connor. [E!]

"I've bought 70% of my house off Craigslist. I've found so many things: couches, tables, lamps. I love the idea of recycling furniture and there being a history there." — Jessica Alba. [Amy Poehler on Archie Arnett. [Breezy Mama]

"I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality." — Heidi Montag, who believes her debut CD, Superficial, will be as timeless as Michael Jackson's Thriller. [Page Six]