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Still basking in the awesome that will be the new Sandman series? Us too. And while all we can do to pass the time is reread and reread our old Sandman comics, author Neil Gaiman has given us a little gift to tide us over. Back in the day Warner Bros. was eyeing Gaiman’s comic about the lord of dreams for a movie trilogy. And as great as we’d all wish it could be, it’s probably for the better this never happened. Some stories are simply better off left alone.

Still, WB kept at the project well into the pre-development stages, so far that illustrator, Jill Thompson had to provide some artwork to go along with the crazy pitch Gaiman delivered. That art – which is STUNNING! – is now not only available for us to see, shared via Gaiman’s Twitter, but also available for purchase! Peruse through the gallery below and prepare your wallet to weep.

A lot of these pieces are being sold or placed on hold, so if you see one you love you better act soon!

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

I for one can never get enough of Disney Princess’s. When I was a kid, national geographic and Disney Princesses were the only fapping material at my disposal. I owe my sexual orientation to them. Sexifying them even more by depicting them as Fighting babes from something out of Mortal Kombat, I dunno if my penis can take the abuse.

thanks to artist Josh MC for giving me something I never knew I wanted.

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

First up, a Photoshopped (hey good Photoshop qualifies as art) look at the superhero identities of the men and women in the Situation Room during the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

It’s a known fact that Zombies make everything better. It’s true. Such as the case with Star Wars. Just look at Billy Tackett’s one-sheet titled ‘Star Wars: A New Corpse’ (pictured above). As you can see this piece features Luke, Leia and Darth Vader in the original movie poster set up but all zombified. Don’t you dare tell me that a ghoulish version of Star Wars as depicted here wouldn’t be amazeballs? Oh, random sick thought. Zombie Leia kissing Zombie Luke. That’s incest necrophilia. eh, still no where as disturbing as the fat on George Lucas’s neck.

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

First up is a piece from White Rabbit on deviantART called A Boy and His Dog (pictured above) which features Boba Fett from Star Wars and Falkor from The Neverending Story. Why? Well why not? Heck, who’s to say luck dragons aren’t at the bottom of the sarlacc pit.

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

First up comes the animation art style of Nerd Bastards resident illustrator Blake Stevenson (he did our logo and some other cool shit). His latest piece (pictured above) addresses the infamous retcon of the Han Shot first scene from ‘A New Hope’. Like his art says “We both know what happened that day”. You can see more of Blakes work on his site jetpackandrollerskates.com. I suggest you check out Naked Joss Whedon in S&M Gear Riding Riding Kevin Smith with Bacon Wings?! Which was inspired from my own twisted mind.

Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a round-up of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

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The artist Adam Brockbank has released an array of illustrations that were concepts for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. They include a scene that was not included in the movie as well as a few of the Weasleys’ wizardly toys. Brockbank has done the concept artwork for all of the Harry Potter films as well as some art for Spiderman 2, X-men, Sleepy Hollow, and Tomb Raider. Thanks to io9 for the tip. Check out the other concept art…..

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