Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

cycokiller

Huh, never tried it with lemon and salt.. I do eat an avocado for lunch every week day with just a little hot sauce on it (Valentina, Cholula or Tapatio). On the weekends I usually slice one up and put it in/on an omelet along with some grilled onions and artichoke hearts.

The egg & cheese idea sounds pretty interesting... I might have to give that a try for breakfast sometime.

ksjosker

I would cut it legnth wise, remove the pit stick some toothpicks in it and grow a tree. I would throw away the flesh because its NASTY! I would grow the tree because I love to grow things; Such as my pineapple plant, and I live in ny!

yubyubcommander

I would take the avocado and but it whole in the blender. That way when I open it there wouldn't be a little man there, where there should have been a pit. He will not say, "sorry this ones taken but I have another one right here." He most definitely will not pull another from his tiny little rear. When I take the avocado and when I open it. There was a tiny little man where there..... I listened to that entire song and still didn't get a composter in time.

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