Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

August 03, 2007

THE JUGGERNAUT IS ROLLING

I was in downtown Ketchum, Idaho, and I spotted a car with a familiar bumper sticker:

The car's owner, shown below, is Kevin Wade. He will definitely be in my cabinet if I am elected, which appears increasingly likely based on the fact that I did not see a single bumper sticker in Ketchum for any of my opponents.

oh, dave, ole buddy, ole pal....i'm pretty sure you need a page or an junior aide or something in far off in the middle of nowhere idaho. go back to the stuffed bear and wait, i'll be shipping you a teenager.

Annie, I've been sure that I was posting on the right post before, and it shows up on another! I don't think the beer can account for each time this happened. I'm quite sure of it. Fairly sure. Semi sure. Hey, it could happen, dammit.