You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? Fuck cars. Terrestrial carbon guzzling abominations destroying the last mutational hope for the world. I SURVIVED THE WATER LEVEL FOR YOU ASSHOLES SO USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAKES.

It would actually be a really good idea to make a completely underwater Mario that is insanely hard to finish. And the whole reason all levels are underwater is because Bowser is using underwater volcanoes to pump CO2 into the atmosphere.

A cousin, that you used to hang out with as kids, but haven't seen in years. She has kids now, and your still trying to figure your life out, so you don't have much in common to talk about in recent years. But whenever you meet up at weddings and reunions, it's always nice to reminisce about the fun times you shared as children. That's the relationship ecco has with platforms

Underwater MMOs aren't better. D&D Online had an instance where half of the level were underwater tunnels. Most of the time, thanks to the camera angle, the team got split up and got ripped apart when they left the water as the single players ended up in huge groups of mobs. Hated those.

Only way to make it better is to put me on a vehicle I will only have to learn the controls for in this level, and never see again. Or maybe a supporting character with half the movelist and health of the main, like Coco, Clank, or Daxter

It's kind of funny when celebrities start feeling guilty about being given loads of money for no reason while people starve, and they start going around trying to save the world to assuage their guilt lol