I’m thinking about painting the living room Duck a l’Orange

All right, so that fateful morning (after driving by Karen for Hair), I looked at paint colors and found some gem names. Disney has a few. Yes, there is Disney paint. Thank heavens.

The colors are more examples of the kind of cross-marketing we’ve come to know and loathe from Disney. There is Jasmine’s Gem, which is just a little darker than Enchanted Coach Ride. Shy Little Piglet is a soft pink, if that’s your style. It made me want a BLT.

*Coffee’s cheaper at the gas station, and you’ll still have 50 cents left over to buy a Waukesha Freeman.