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Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

Synopsis

Whoever wins... we lose!

When the prehistoric warm-water beast the Crocosaurus crosses paths with that cold-water monster the Mega Shark, all hell breaks loose in the oceans as the world's top scientists explore every option to halt the aquatic frenzy. Swallowing everything in their paths -- including a submarine or two -- Croc and Mega lead an explorer and an oceanographer on a wild chase. Eventually, the desperate men turn to a volcano for aid.

I was constipated so I decided to take my laptop into the bathroom with me because I thought a nice mindless movie might be conducive to my pooping but this film was so bad and boring that my poop started going in the opposite direction and came out of my mouth.

A political satire beyond compare. This is a masterpiece that will keep me up for many nights to come, contemplating serious shit. Like life. Death. The corrupt two-party system that keeps us enslaved. Beautiful.

And that's a good thing because in my humble opinion "Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus" is one of these B-Movies that actually delivers. Both on the eponymous monster front and the self aware laugh inducing front.

Of course this is quite awful but if you put this kind of movie on and don't want to have fun but expect something along the lines of "Schindler's List" the jokes on you. It took me a whoppin' 20 minutes to recognise Jaleel White. But when I finally did his character became instantly more hilarious.

"Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus" is not quite on the same level as "Sharknado" and "Ghost Shark" but it's definitely one of the entertaining low budget B-Movies of the last few years.

What can you expect from a production out the legendary Asylum production halls? Exactly. So you might be prepared to watch a bad movie with cheap effects and a laughable story, but at least there are Jaleel "Steve Urkel" White who only speaks in "technobabble", and Robert Picardo.

To grab the viewers attention, Christopher Ray delivers early on the money shots of the Crocosaurus and the Mega Shark but while this movie is ungodly stupid, it lacks a certain charm to let you forget, how stupid it really is.

The cast is great and includes Australian "fake-ass pirate" crocodile dundee teaming up with none others than shark expert Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel from Family Matters.

The CGI is not as good as in other movies. And I mean is too bad to even be funny in most parts. Like way too bad. I watched it two days ago and I don't even remember the plot so I guess it was non existent.