Kelly Brook’s Wearing a Bikini

If you read this site, you’d just assume I hate full-figured women and only date Victoria’s Secret models, but that last part being 100% fact aside, I’m man enough to enjoy the radiant splendor of Kelly Brook. And, honestly, my main beef isn’t with curvy ladies as much as it’s with America’s alarming obesity rate on account of Tyra Banks saying it’s cool to let yourself go after she found out Ranch dressing is delicious on everything. But in all seriousness, if the term “real woman” was applied to more people like Kelly Brook instead of, I dunno, let’s say Snooki maybe I wouldn’t have such a stick up my ass- No, wait, it’s Candice Swanepoel. Ha! That’s where you went.