3. Pigeon Crap

In a scathing critique of their music (at least according to pigeons), Kings of Leon were forced off the stage in St. Louis because of pigeon crap. More specifically, they opted out of playing in a rain of pigeon droppings.

Yes, an internationally acclaimed rock band lost to a bunch of flying rats. To be fair, they hung in till the bassist caught some in the mouth.

2. Being Liam Gallagher

Oasis were known to be assholes, on more than one occasion.

In 2002, the band was at a bar before a show when Liam supposedly began flicking peanuts at locals. For some reason, the locals were less than pleased by this and ended up taking out two of Liam’s teeth. The band canceled two German shows for emergency dental surgery.

1. Getting a Leg Up

Weezer was just starting to get big in 1995 and they were set to go on a massive tour. However, lead singer Rivers Cuomo had one leg shorter than the other.

Instead of dealing with this insecurity, Cuomo opted to get his leg lengthened and postponed the tour by several months. A leg up…get it?