This Third Grader Has Some Major Goals For The School Year

Thanks to elbostonian on Reddit, we now have the most epic set of goals any 3rd grader has ever written.

From things like “become a nerd” and “Eat a rack of ribs that is coverd in bacon” to “find if you are sent in a Worm hole or traveling in time When Entering a black hole.”, this is no ordinary list and Ethan and Matthew better be ready to play some Call of Duty.