Veteran Rep. Babette Josephs (D., Phila.) last Thursday accused her primary opponent, Gregg Kravitz, of pretending to be bisexual in order to pander to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender voters, a powerful bloc in the district.

Here is Robertson telling America's homos/ducklovers where to send the bill. Or maybe he is recounting that conservative Alaska cruise where he played doctor with Larry Craig. Either way, he appears to have momentarily lost focus on the family.

But debauched elite limousine coastal welfare queen liberals are fighting back with a gay agenda of their own:

Signs of the APOCALYPSE

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Ending are Forever

What do I look for in a man besides someone who won’t go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back? The same things we all want: mental stimulation, sexual intuitiveness, and someone to tickle-fight with under our ironic snuggies.

But to find this person, how about mixing it up a bit? Taking a novel approach to the event, how about a first date so subtly skewed that the two of you could bond over the absurdity of it?

Why, you ask, would anyone want to have a date go wrong on purpose? Simple, to have some outside force to bond in opposition to...To have some outside force to which you are in opposition--oh, fuck you grammar nazis.

So why not head to Chinatown and try something like this?

1. Would you like feet with that? Find the restaurant with the most menacing hanging-poultry display you’ve ever seen and get a double order of chicken feet. Will they be relieved when you go for Thai on the second date? Will you find out they like to eat feet? Either way…win.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

BREAKING: Tea Party Crashers EXPOSED as Conservative Group

But who is behind it?

UPDATE:

An internet conservative grouphas been caught waging a dirty campaign to slander Democrats. This nameless group of conservative trolls created a Facebook group entitled "Crash the Tea Party” and falsely attributed its creation and administration to a “a Nationwide Network of Democrats.”

Check out this screen grab I pulled on Friday, April 16 from the google cache of “Crash the Tea Party” Facebook group:

As you can see, there is no mention of right-wing affiliation and a bald-faced lie about ”who we are.”