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The Digital Pack-Rat, volume 3

More odds and ends.

First, a recent one, about the defacing of the atheist student organization’s sign:

A simple sign, with scarlet letter–Surely, one could make it better!I knew I could, and so I drewA heart, and cross, and “God Loves You”.“Jesus Is Coming”–there, I’m done;That’s much improved, and so much fun!

But now, sit back and watch–I’ll betThose angry atheists get upset;They’re not content to turn a cheek–They’re uppity, they’ll want to speak!It’s just like them, to be so rude…

And that’s why they deserved it, dude.

*****About the attempted pharyngulation of a World Nut Daily online poll:

His minions do as they are toldBut even they cannot be soldOn this, and so they’ll have to fold;This craziness cannot be polled.

Perhaps it was a really boldIdea from a different moldOr else, perhaps, comedic gold;This craziness cannot be polled.

Of course, I do not mean to scoldBut polls like this are getting oldI think it’s gotten uncontrolled;This craziness cannot be polled.

So President Bush, that son-of-a-pistol,Told Iraq the same thing that Levi told Bristol.

*****A disturbing post by a disturbed writer, perhaps an attempt at satire, proposed some solutions for what to do about the atheist problem:

A modest proposal, on how to dispose allThe Atheist garbage and haul it away–Although it’s Tom Willis, I think that it still isA decades-old tactic, the Klan used to play.

It may be that laughter is what he is afterIt may be he thinks he’s a humorous guyOr maybe some tumor deprived him of humorHe thinks it is funny…. I just want to cry.

*****A double dactyl about a (frankly, very cool) wristwatch–instead of numbers, it showed intermediate species on the long road from single-celled organisms to everybody’s favorite vertebrate, the featherless biped:

Witchily, watchily,P.Z.’s chronometer’sLovely to look at, butWhat are the odds