How many variations of this photo were taken in spring break hotels with bikini tops instead of black censor bars? Too many.

The people already insulting (in-slut-ing?) Kim and Emily are really missing the whole point of these photos: they think they’re really pretty, and they wanted to take a selfie. It’s not fucking rocket science, it’s self-esteem. Piers Morgan aka the Simon Cowell try-hard whose mother obviously didn’t love him enough as a child is already slut-shaming them on Twitter. I guess World War III is being waged against hot women posting selfies.