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Open Thread in a Handbasket

Dude. What a hell-hole! Apparently Jim Joyce* REALLY should have called Donald “out”. Incidentally I hear Joyce recently endorsed Guatemala as the most “Gates of Hell-free nation on Earth.” When asked what he thought about the hole, he replied “looks safe to me.”

I’m just kidding around. In all seriousness, BP could not be reached for comment.