I’m not sure how to feel about this. I love dongs and wizards but hate Corgan.

Thomas Cruise

Not the only one.

One Mat Gang

I said person. Not deity.

Thomas Cruise

I stand corrected. I’m also waiting for your prayers tonight, so make them entertaining.

mikezippy

That dong wizards magic snake staff sure looks pathetic. I expect my dong wizards to have a massive staff like his dong.

One Mat Gang

It’s a steaming pile of Corgan

Beastly beast

What the fuck is wrong with that guy’s neck!?

One Mat Gang

It’s kinda strange how Corgan in a wizard outfit looks just like David Crosby. I guess the neck wrinkles are from all the dong he has swallowed

Beastly beast

It’s even weirder how corgan sucks a lot of dicks…. I mean corgans…. you would think it’s a paradox.

One Mat Gang

Corgan is a paradox. Or a pair of balls. Either or.

ThisGuyHere17

That’s the impression left from TC’s dong after a severe assblasting.

Thomas Cruise

Am I the only one that wants to see Corgan play the little ass whipped, burned at the stake, freshly eunuchified brother of Varys from Game of Thrones? Am I the only one that needs to change his shorts after fantasizing about Corgan playing that role?

Andronymous

Pro tip… just stop wearing shorts, saves a ton of time and laundry money.

Could you do several articles on the weekend? Your music stuff or whatever you’re interested in.

Beastly beast

Sure I can come up with some ideas.

Guitar players.

Why metallicas new record slays pussy.

Why downtuned guitars kick ass.

That’s three topics right there!

One Mat Gang

Tune it low, play it slow. That’s what Tom Cruise always says.

Beastly beast

A loose G string sounds like a part of the cruising Scientology pamphlet.

One Mat Gang

A loose G-string is also part of Corgans wardrobe

Beastly beast

His are actually wound up pretty tight…. you know…. because he doesn’t need a lot of room down there.

One Mat Gang

I assumed it was loose in the back from dudes pulling it to the side all the time. Ya know, for the butt stuff

Beastly beast

TCAD

Bulgingsnake

You’re about to get an email. This email is a lot like taking the Blue pill or White pill.

Beastly beast

Naughty.

Andronymous

You spelled Metallica is ragingly gay wrong. FYI.

Oh, and I mean gay like “gay”. Not anything to do with homosexuality.

Beastly beast

Hey!!

🤘

🖕

Andronymous

Oh don’t get me wrong, they “were” awesome beyond belief…. until they were sleeping with their one eye open biting the pillow tightly. That betrayal of an album marked them being dead to me forever. Too many other bands without Metallica members in them to waste time on those douches anymore. 😉

One Mat Gang

One time in the late 90’s I was in a car that nearly ran over James Hettfield. Came within inches of changing popular music forever. So close. Yet so far.

Andronymous

You could have saved the world man! Perhaps you will get another chance someday.

Andronymous

Perhaps you have heard of a new band called Dead Cross? Mike Patton and Dave Lombardo supergroup? Look into that if you want REAL dope shit hee hee.

Beastly beast

Thrashy stuff!

Andronymous

Yah this will be in my rotation for a while I imagine, I am a huge fan of all things Mike Patton. He is most likely related to Tom Cruise.

One Mat Gang

I am a fantomas fan. More on the Melvins side, but I am digging this Dead Cross album. Big Lombardo fan too

Andronymous

I have never stopped listening to Mr Bungle since I got the first album in grade 8. And that was a long time ago in a galaxy pretty close to this one.

One Mat Gang

There’s a tractor in MY balls too

Beastly beast

Am I an author on here now?

How do I log in or what not?

Bulgingsnake

I can’t just make you one. You have to sign on after you get the invitation.

Beastly beast

Oh gotcha. I’ll keep an eye out for the email

Bulgingsnake

You deleted your Facebook

Beastly beast

I gave you my email. Not my Facebook. You’ve been popping too many xannies man.

Bulgingsnake

I saw your Facebook. You were in an apartment in a litup room. You hair is dirty blonde. Anyway, email sent

Andronymous

Hey Mr Sam, if you haven’t seen it yet you should check out Me me me on youtube. Might interest you.