We can’t imagine Victoria, 35, even going to bed without 4-inch heels and four pounds of makeup, so there has got to be an explanation to why she was climbing into her stretch limo wearing ‘normal people’ clothes.

Welcome to Conspiracy Corner, where we get to the bottom of Victoria’s scrubby secret.

Option one: She’s preggers. Both Victoria and her hubby, soccer star David Beckham, have talked about expanding their brood and having a fourth kid. With three genetically-blessed sons—Brooklyn, 10; Romeo, 7; and Cruz, 4—maybe this time the beauty obsessed celebs will be blessed with a picture-perfect little girl.

Option two: Speaking of beauty obsessed, another likely possibility is that Victoria took a cue from cosmetic surgery maven, Heidi Montag, and was getting a little nip/tuck or a pinch/pull. We wouldn’t put it past her.

Option three: Swine flu. Need we say more?

Of course, there’s always the unmentionable fourth option—that Victoria Beckham is, in fact, [shudder] human and sometimes, [gasp] just like the rest of us: gets up, throws on sweats and forgets to brush her teeth. On second thought…yeah, right.