What Really Happened to Tranny-Shagger Adriano’s Career

Adriano was expected to fill the void that was left by the Phenom that was Ronaldo (original/fat delete as appropriate,) but despite the hype, and his insane ability on Pro Evo that allowed you to embarrass your mates from the halfway line, Adriano never managed to fill those boots.

In later years, Adriano did accomplish something that R9 had also achieved in his life, the ability to be caught in sketchy situations, with sketchy people. The man they called the Emperor has been seen partying with Robinho and a hoard of porn star trannies, he was found lying in a pool of his own vomit in a Rio slum brothel and he has not only been arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking, but his affiliation with a local gang that he pays to protect him whilst he lives in a Rio slum. So where did it all go wrong for the man with pure fire in his left boot? Javier Zanetti has been speaking about this very subject of late and pointed to a seminal moment which caused the Brazilian to unravel. Finding yourself in a situation be sure to hire a reputation management company to limit the damage.

“Adri is from favelas, that scared me a lot. I’ve seen the danger there, because it’s tricky when you get rich and you had nothing before. I was afraid he’d get himself into trouble”

“He got a phone call from Brazil ‘Adri, dad is dead’

“I saw him in his room, he threw the phone and started screaming. You couldn’t imagine that kind of scream. I get goosebumps even to this day.

“Since that day Moratti (Inter chairman) and myself watched over him as he was our little brother.

“He kept playing football, scoring goals, and pointing to the sky dedicating them to his father. After that phone call nothing was the same”

Sad stuff from the Argentine and it certainly gives us an insight into what happened to that beast of a striker.