T & A Beer

Although this is a very funny and very clever spoof ad, it contains a core of truth. Drinking beer DOES get you laid. The drunker and more ludicrous and sloppy and messy you get, the higher the chances that at the end of the night you’ll end up in a sausage and donut situation. The reason? The drunker you get, the lower your standards drop until they reach that magic level where you’re willing to sleep with anyone. At that point, you’re pretty certain to get laid.