Troi has a fetish for chocolate. Whether it's eating it, drinking it, rubbing it on her tits, having sex in it, making model starships with it. She loves chocolate. Troi once dreamed that the Enterprise was made of chocolate and wanted to eat the whole thing, thus killing the crew and then she woke up. Disturbed by the dream and needing to relax, she had a hot chocolate. One time the Ferengi had taken over the Enterprise and subjected Troi to using her mind powers to make money. After getting over this experience, she had Chocolate ice cream with Hot Fudge.

Troi has a fetish for chocolate. Whether it's eating it, drinking it, rubbing it on her tits, having sex in it, making model starships with it. She loves chocolate. Troi once dreamed that the Enterprise was made of chocolate and wanted to eat the whole thing, thus killing the crew and then she woke up. Disturbed by the dream and needing to relax, she had a hot chocolate. One time the Ferengi had taken over the Enterprise and subjected Troi to using her mind powers to make money. After getting over this experience, she had Chocolate ice cream with Hot Fudge.

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She has also been targeted for removal from the ship because of her counseling abilities. Most crew members thought that they would be better served if a ice cold keg would sit in her place. Instead of listening to her talk about her feelings, crew members would rather tap the keg and drink one with the team.

Troi was originally offered the position of ships councilor due to the time parallel to the years of the Next Generation and the 80's during the therapy craze. Proof that fads wear thin.

Troi's baby after her coupling with Worf.

Deanna Troi (aka Troy aka Hot mind reading babe) is named after the famous Roman mind reading goddess who can read minds and can move men's hands over their naughty regions with ease. Troi proved so popular with men in the audience that she got to help improve sagging ratings on the Janeway show.

Troi's mom is a wonderful, fun and ass kicking ambassador who saved the Mind Reading chick planet from slavery. Troi's mom also stole all of her daughter's flirtatiousness and was particularly fond of bald starship captains and soon to be euthanized scientists named Major Winchester. Her butler was played by Lurch.

Troi had a long and very meaningful relationship with Riker but he pussed out with an excuse about how she was holding back his career. Realizing that Worf had no career and due to her interest in interspecies mating, she found Worf and they started having sex. Because of this, Troi and Worf are both guilty of bestiality. This made an alternate Riker upset, because he had been on a planet for seven years in which his penis was abraded away by incessant masturbation.

Troi's mind powers were able to do all kinds of things, like tell Captain Picard that the Warship approaching was going to blow the shit out of them, she said she sensed danger. When talking to young prepubescent boys she could sense that they were thinking of tits. The best of all is when the Borg almost destroyed the Enterprise, she told the crew "We're fucked." The rest of the crew told her "No Shit."

Troi has a fetish for chocolate. Whether it's eating it, drinking it, rubbing it on her tits, having sex in it, making model starships with it. She loves chocolate. Troi once dreamed that the Enterprise was made of chocolate and wanted to eat the whole thing, thus killing the crew and then she woke up. Disturbed by the dream and needing to relax, she had a hot chocolate. One time the Ferengi had taken over the Enterprise and subjected Troi to using her mind powers to make money. After getting over this experience, she had Chocolate ice cream with Hot Fudge.

She has also been targeted for removal from the ship because of her counseling abilities. Most crew members thought that they would be better served if a ice cold keg would sit in her place. Instead of listening to her talk about her feelings, crew members would rather tap the keg and drink one with the team.

Some Highlights

Troi knows what you're looking at right now.

A black slimy monster once threatened her with death.

She once got impregnated by some flash of light.

An evil (well, actually not that evil) old man once drove her almost insane with a music box. No, we're not kidding.

Troi started changing her clothes more and got to captain the Enterprise after it was nearly blown to pieces by stupid non detectable, invisible and therefore budget friendly alien energy.

She once was the "Goddess of Empathy" on the holodeck and in the imaginations of every boy between 13 and 43 for the next six seasons.