Pig

Is Rufus (blessed be the name) still the best hero?Is interrupt still nerfed?Is Andrea still more of a pig than I am?Is that armored walker at the start of The Distance still gettin' his groove on, that dancing machine?Does @chronicman's back still hurt?Is there still stuff? And thangs?Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?Does Picard still have a weird comm badge?Can you still raid yourself?(Can I watch?)Are we still hoarding phones?Is In and Out still really, really hard?Is Ka-Boom still our favorite challenge?Has anyone found Stu?Did the wrestler nerf magically open up new strategies?Did @Pain_Walker ever do the interview that @PR0DJ suggested?Would a woodchuck still chuck very much would if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Has anyone figured out how power strike works?Has anyone started a thread for redundancies, kind of like the other but different in no way whatsoever?Do we still have no peashooters or corn cobs to take out wall walkers?Are all the ladies still lookin' for me?Are 10 radio calls still awful?Still no deadlies?Are we still being careful about promoting elders?Do we still need more reaction buttons?Are Freemen still off their nut on PCP?Are people still putting their own names in the Discussion Title field?Still no ICELS? 15 for 10?Is [censored] still [censored] of the USA?Is there still no way to get intimate with walkers in the game?Is Adam Levine's daughter still sulking?Is everything still "soon"?Do things still come out wrong and go in wrong?Is the Herd still heartlessly trolling people with disagrees?Is there still a mole in the den?Has anyone remembered what Daryl taught you?Is it all still @Guapo's fault?

Bad PigBad to the bone!The Notorious P.I.G."I'm stuck in forum prison, and time keeps draggin' on""I’ve never said I’m a perfect pig, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not."

@Pig!!!! A lot is the same, a lot is changed, some things are worse, some things are better. In other words, life and time have continued moving forward. On the brighter side of things, in my opinion, NG has been doing a lot of good things lately to make the game better for everyone. And the iron fist of the gestapo no longer prowls the forum looking for prey. As @capibara mentioned, "pizza" is the word of the day.....or rather, the word of the month. Pizza has derailed many a thread in recent weeks, but fortunately, the zaniness that has come with it makes it at the very least palatable, and at times downright hysterical. In my opinion, by and large, things have been much more positive the past couple of months than they had been in a long long time, both in game and on the forum.

The nerf of Wrestler has opened up so many great new strategies, it's awesome. You should search the forum for all the praise and cool strategies everyone has shared since then.

As for the other questions...

Depends on who you askYesDefinitelySure thingNo idea.Yes, and yes.Pardon?Dunno...Never did so also dunno(Uh... maybe...)Sometimes yes.I guess so but we have not seen it for a long time, fortunately.Also enjoy Military Base but yes.No.Already answered that.What was that?I guess so.Yes.Pizza.No.Maybe, better ask them.Yes.Still none.I am, some are not. Guilds still get wiped.Absofuckinglutely!More or less, yes.Yes, they do.Nope.Yes.No.Who?Looking at that one building I would say yes.Probably, though for some reason that thread died out (too bad!).Yes, of course - same as before. I think someone in the den might have a mole... haven't asked. That's quite personal.I think someone remembered, yes - was it "aim for the head" or "delete this app before it's too late"?Yes, always. Except for that one thing that even @Guapo won't let himself be blamed for.

Leader of Morbid Sinners and Morbid Spirits

Morbid Survivors are looking for you! If you are looking for a new guild, PM me.

Ima let it slide that I didn’t get a personal tag ( because unfortunately, we have to actually go to the off topic section to see any off topic shit) minus pizza....... it’s everywhere and coincidentally on topic these days 😜

I won’t speak for everyone but I’ve changed. I’m so pleasant and full of valid advice. 😂 been suppressing the throatpunches so long that I’ve gone fully gray and my wtf wrinkles run deep.

I think we’re off parole now so whenever you’re ready for full on debauchery don’t forget to tag me dammit.