Mount Goggles - Mount goggles are the invsible, make believe, goggles that all of the guys at Mount Saint Mary's University must acquire in order to withstand the appearance of the women at school when going out to a party. They have the power to make a "3" (Out of 10) look like an "8" and a "5" be a perfect "!0". The are necessary for use at all times of night in order to survive the war zone full of grenades and land mines.

Good thing everyone else had on their mount goggles to last night because I took them off this morning and couldn't have been more embarrassed.