Greetings From Wasteland

I could do one of two things right now – tell you this is shit, stay away and leave it at that or go into vast amounts of detail as to why this is so bad and hope that the band would read it, email me with abuse, then carry on regardless and continue to be shit.

I'm gonna compromise and try and find a middle ground. This band have literally either got loads of influences and mixed them up so bad its turned out like this, or they sit in front of the tv watch the bands that bring the dollar in and copy them. I'm positive it’s the latter.

Everything wrong with “chart” punk music is in here, the chords used, punk drums, slow bits, fast bits, FUCKING SKA bits, lyrics about girls and, always unforgivable for a UK band, American accents while singing. It's just so terrible its untrue, I’m sick to death of hearing bands like this, bands that think they will be the next big thing. Blink 182 had a lucky break, Less Than Jake had a lucky break, that’s it. Stop trying to copy them to make money.

I couldn’t live with myself if I was in a band like this. A complete and total lack of integrity or passion. I would love someone to explain why they sing in American accents, it would be class.