The picture to the right is, of course, how we'd all prefer to think of former Smashing Pumpkins' bassist D'arcy Wretzky, forever glorious in her weirded out, lysergic '90s alt-rock glory. But today she got arrested in Michigan and, well, she don't look like that no more. Courtesy of (what else) TMZ, here's the D'arcy Wretzky mug shot that will haunt you and kill your '90s alt-rock fantasies forever: