PARKISUM THOUGHTS. JANUARY 20 – 26

by parkisum

PARKISUM THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK JANUARY 20-26HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. BARED WITH ME… IM GOING THRU SOMETHING AND I FIGURE IMA SHOULD JUST BE BLUNT ABOUT IT. I HOPE YOU’RE READY… GRAB YOUR POPCORN AND SOME COLD WATER BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO BLOW SOME STEAM AND LET MY ANGER OUT RIGHT NOW. LET’S GO!

MANTI TE'O

MANTI TE’O

WHEN THIS SHIT FIRST BROKE OUT I FIGURE THIS WAS ANOTHER LANCE ARMSTRONG CASE.. WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT ENDED.. SO I ASSUME HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. LIKE COME ON. HOW FUCKIN STUPID YOU GOTTA BE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CHICK YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE ON THE INTERNET.. LET ALONG ON FACEBOOK, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST PORN SITE. FACEBOOK, THE WORLD’S BIGGEST AND DUMBEST AMUSEMENT PARK WHERE PEOPLE ACT LIKE THERE ALL GROWN AND PEOPLE THAT PLAY GAMES AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO ANOTHER PERSON LIKE IN THIS CASE. I DON’T KNOW NOR I CARE FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THIS REAL LIFE CATFISH STUNT. ALL SIGNS FOR RIGHT NOW POINTS TO MANTI TE’O BEING A VICTIM BUT FOR SOME REASON PART OF ME (AND MOST LIKELY THE WHOLE WORLD) FEELS LIKE HE HIDING SOMETHING. I WON’T ASSUME ANYTHING ELSE MORE ABOUT IT UNTIL MORE EVIDENTS COMES TO LIGHT.. SO FAR THE ONLY THING MANTI TE’O IS WRONG FOR IS BEING TOO NICE AND STUPID FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH A INTERNET CHICK.. NEXT!

DARRELLE REVIS

DARRELLE REVIS TRADE?

BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS THE JETS HAS EVER HAD MIGHT GET TRADED AND IN ALL FAIRNESS IT’S TIME FOR REVIS ISLAND TO SET SAIL AND BOUNCE THE FUCK OUTTA THAT ORGANIZATION! THE TIMING IS RIGHT TO AN EXTENT. REVIS IS COMING OFF KNEE SURGERY AND HE GOT ONE YEAR LEFT ON THAT ORIGINAL FOUR YEAR CONTRACT HE SIGN A WHILE AGO AFTER HOLDING OUT.. HE MIGHT DO IT AGAIN. WHY? AS GOOD AS HE IS THIS MAN DOESN’T DESERVE IT! I DON’T THINK HE CAN BE AS DOMINATE AS HE WAS BEFORE.. HE CAN STILL BE SOLID BUT AS A SHUTDOWN CORNER… HELL NO! HE YOUNG THO BUT HE’S JUST A SOLID PLAYER AND STAYING ON A JETS TEAM WHO FINDS WAYS TO BE THE BUTT OF ALL JOKES MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD FIT FOR REVIS. WITHOUT HIM THIS TEAM WAS ABLE TO BE A TOP TEN TEAM DEFENSIVELY. THERE’S ALWAYS AROUND THE TOP TEN SINCE COACH REX RYAN TOOK OVER THE JETS.. THIS TEAM IS IN REBUILDING MODE AND THEY NEED SOLID GROUP OF YOUNG PLAYERS AND NOT WASTING ALOT OF MONEY TO ONE GUY WHO’S COMING OFF AN INJURY AND HAS ONE YEAR LEFT. TRADE HIM AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET VALUE. JUST DON’T BE STUPID AND TRADE HIM TO THE PATRIOTS OR ANY TEAMS IN THE AFC NOR THE NEW YORK GIANTS AND PERSONALLY IF HE DOES GET TRADED I THINK IT WILL BE TO THE FALCONS. THEY NEED DEFENSIVE HELP ON THE CORNER POSITION. IF HE GETS RELEASE AND THE JETS DON’T RESIGN HIM AFTER THE 2013-14 NFL SEASON THEN MOST LIKELY THE PATRIOTS OR GIANTS WILL GET HIM. NEXT!

A$AP ROCKY

A$AP ROCKY

I WILL BE THE FIRST DUDE TO TELL YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY COLD ASS SOLID ICE ROCK THAT’S COVERING A STEEL BLOCK HEART THAT I DON’T LIKE A$AP ROCKY. I DON’T BE BUMPING HIS MUSIC AND THE ONLY MUSIC I HEARD FROM HIM (FRIENDS RINGTONES) ARE GOLDIE AND FUCKIN PROBLEMS.. AFTER THAT I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THAT DUDE BUT I GOTTA GIVE THE MAN SOME SORT OF CREDIT. AS A NEW YORK RAPPER IT’S A BIG DEAL WHEN YOUR YOUNG AND HAVE THE NUMBER ONE ALBUM ON THE BILLBOARD TOP 200. THAT’S A HUGE DEAL I MEAN!! LIKE I SAID BEFORE I DON’T CARE MUCH ABOUT THIS DUDE.. CALL ME A HATER OR CALL ME AN ACTIVIST FOR SAYING REAL SHIT BUT AT THE SAME TIME IMA GIVE HIM HIS PROPS OVERALL AND CONGRATULATIONS TO HIM AND HIS A$AP CREW. IT’S NICE TO SEE A NEW YORK RAPPER ON THE TOP CHARTS.. AFTER THAT… NEXT!

FACEBOOK

FACEBOOK

YEAH SO THERE WAS GONNA BE A TIME WHERE I WAS GONNA FLIP OUT ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS THE TIME I DO IT. HERE GOES… FACEBOOK HAS BECOME ONE OF THE MOST NASTIEST, DUMBEST AND BY FAR PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE EVER… PERIOD! LIKE YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. WHY SPEND MONEY ON PORN WHEN YOU CAN WATCH IT ON FACEBOOK AND IF YOUR LUCKY YOU MOST LIKELY SEEN TEENS (IF NOT UNDERAGE TEENS) HAVING SEX, SUCKING DICK, EATING PUSSY, ALL THAT CRAP. FACEBOOK WAS ABLE TO GET RID OF THESES PORN LIKE PAGES WITHIN MINUTES BUT NOW PEOPLE HAS FOUND WAYS TO GO ABOUT THAT BY DELETING THERE WORK.. THAT’S HOW THEY CAN’T GET SHUT DOWN NO MATTER HOW MUCH REPORT A PERSON DOES.. MOTHERFUCKERS MUST HAVE NOT HEARD OF TUMBLR SMH.. BUT FACEBOOK IS GOING TOO FAR WITH IT PRIVACY SETTINGS AS WELL. PEOPLE THAT’S NOT YOUR FRIENDS CAN STILL SEE YOU EVEN IF YOU SET YOUR PAGE THE WAY YOU WANT IT SET UP. FACEBOOK HAS BECOME MORE BIGGER THAN THE FBI, ATF ALL PUT TOGETHER.. WHAT THE FUCK IS A PROMOTE BUTTON? WANT US TO SPEND MONEY TO PROMOTE WHEN THE CHANCE OF ANYTHING HAPPENING IS SLIM. SEVEN DOLLARS MY ASS!! THEY ALSO NEED TO FIX THE SHARING OPTION AS WELL. I WASN’T EVEN SHARING MY MUSIC ON A FAST RATE AND I GOT BLOCK AGAIN!! FACEBOOK YOU SUCK! TELLING ME THAT IM GOING TOO FAST FOR SHARING… NO FACEBOOK YOUR WEBSITE IS TOO FUCKIN SLOW! MORE SLOWER THAN MY METROPCS PHONE! ADVANCE YOURSELF TO THAT 5G SHIT! FUCK YO! IF IT WASN’T FOR MY MUSIC PAGE I MOST LIKELY DESTROY MY PAGE ALREADY.. STILL MIGHT HAPPEN AT THIS RATE BECAUSE I CAN’T SEE FACEBOOK STAYING AROUND ANOTHER TEN YEARS AND STILL HAVE THE PROBLEMS. IT’S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL AND NASTY MINDED PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE IN IT. LIKE THEY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PUT UP VIDEOS OF A DOG FUCKING A CHICK OR A LITTLE BABY GETTING A TATTOO AND THE LIST KEEPS AND KEEPS GOING.. I WISH MYSPACE CAME BACK.. I REALLY DO. NEXT!

RANDY JACKSON, MARIAH CAREY, KEITH UBRAN AND NICKI MANAJ

AMERICAN IDOL

THIS IS LOOKING TO BE THE WORST IDOL… PERIOD! I CAN ALWAYS BE WRONG BUT YEAH….. SO FAR I’M NOT! THIS IS MORE ABOUT THE JUDGES THAN TO THE POTENTIAL ARTIST THAT MIGHT BE THE WINNER. LET’S BE HONEST.. UNLESS YOUR IN YOUR EARLY 40s OR IS A DIEHARD COUNTY FAN NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE FUCK KEITH UBRAN IS.. SHIT! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM FROM A HOLE IN A WALL! HE DOESN’T IMPRESS ME AND AT TIMES IT SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN’T WANNA BE APART OF THE MADNESS. THE MADNESS IS MARIAH CAREY AND NICKI MANAJ. MARIAH TO ME IS A SOLID JUDGE AND BY FAR A BETTER JUDGE THAN JENNIFER LOPEZ WAS SO I CAN’T HATE BUT SHE KINDA SOFT ESPECIALLY TO NICKI NON IMPORTANT ASS. I KNOW SHE’S TRYING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL ABOUT IT ALL BUT SHE NEEDS TO PUT NICKI IN HER PLACE AND AS FOR NICKI MANAJ?? YOU SEE HOW SHE GOT HYPE OVER QUEENS! RELAX NICKI…. QUEENS DISOWNED YOU A WHILE AGO.. BUT YEAH… SHE A BIG TIME ISSUE ALREADY. SHE’S THINKING MORE ABOUT HER THAN THE ARTIST. SHE HAS HER MOMENTS IN THE SHOW BUT REALLY NICKI NEEDS TO CUT THE CRAP. YOU AIN’T AROUND YOUR YOUNG MONEY CASH MONEY CREW. YOUR AROUND PROFESSIONALS (AT BEST) QUIT THE CRAP ALREADY!! AS FOR RANDY JACKSON… HE GOTTEN MORE MEANER WITH EVERY AMERICAN IDOL SEASON THAT PASS… MAKES YOU WONDER WHEN IS HE GONNA GIVE UP THIS GIG AND MAYBE GO TO THE X FACTOR.. OR HOME.. NEXT!

MOLLY

MOLLY

THIS IS WHY I KEEP SAYING THAT OUR GENERATION AND OUR YOUNGER GENERATIONS WILL BE IN SO MUCH BULLSHIT THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SAVE THE KIDS OF THE FUTURE IS BY DESTROYING TELEVISION ALL TOGETHER AND THE COMPUTER AND RADIO… SINCE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN I JUST HOPE OUR YOUNG GENERATION IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HAVING A GOOD TIME AND DYING AT A YOUNG AGE. PEOPLE WANNA POP A MOLLY LIKE THAT SHIT IS CUTE.. FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU BELIEVE WHAT A FOOLISH PERSON TELLS YOU AND YOU JUMP INTO THE FANTASY WORLD. WHY WASTE YOUR TIME BUYING OR HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH CRACK?? YOUR THAT SLOW IN THE HEAD TO TRY SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT AIN’T GOOD FOR YOU OR YOU JUST DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE?? I DON’T WANNA COME OFF MEAN TO YOU WEAK MINDED ASSHOLES BUT YOU NEED TO HEAR IT!! FOR ALL THAT GO GET LAID! DO SOMETHING.. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND READ A BOOK AND FURTHER YOUR FUCKIN LIFE WITH SOME KNOWLEDGE. NOT DESTROY IT BY COPYING ARTISTS ON T.V. YOUR NOT THEM AND THEY’RE PROMOTING YOUR DEATH! THINK ABOUT IT!.