You gotta love what you do, and the developers of Pocket Casts clearly do. Whereas most changelogs are merely a way to keep users abreast of changes to the app, Shifty Jelly sees them as a way to give you a chuckle while you wait for the update to download. Pocket Casts has just hit v5.1, and that means new features and a new changelog.

Here's the funny changelog for v5.1.

Someone once told us: "you can't always get what you want". We yelled "THIS IS SPARTA", terminated the entire orchestra and backing singers, set the building on fire. So now you CAN get what YOU want:

Drag and drop your podcasts into any order. YOUR ORDER.

Tap the podcast name in the episode card to go to the podcast. YOUR WAY.

Notifications no longer come back after being dismissed. Thanks to YOUR EMAILS.

Fixes. YOUR FIXES.

p.s. Don't worry, in this scenario the kids somehow survived.

That's all quite self-explanatory, I think. It's an update all about improving user customization and responding to your repeated (and probably threatening) emails. The updated version is live in the Play Store for your downloading pleasure, and make sure to use this app to subscribe to the Android Police podcast, where we also make jokes and respond to your threatening emails.