Manchester City football club today announced to their long suffering fans, the singing of the song blue moon has been banned from their ground. Once and for all. The song which is said by many to be the only thing that has kept them together and st...

Marine biologists at Exeter University are developing a new theory for the mass beaching and subsequent deaths of Dolphins off the coast of Falmouth earlier this week. Scientists now suspect a flotilla of faeces discharged from a facility in Southam...

Panic-merchants today in the Daily Telegraph warned that asking the public not to panic will only cause mass panic. The warning comes ahead of a planned panic by large sections of the public who haven't had the opportunity to panic since the last ma...

Amy Winehouse is actually Amy Winehouse, a shock report revealed today. Speaking from her house in Aimes, Ms. Winehouse said: 'Yes, I am Amy Winehouse. My first name is Amy, and my second one is Winehouse.'...

Sensational chairman of Bradford and Bingley building society Reg Cashister says he will not be happy until he has thrown a bed at Simon Cowell for a whole host of dire programmes such as Britain's Got Tarrant an...

(Meseberg, Germany) - President Bush today, while visiting "main squeeze" Angela "Angel-A" Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, let everyone know that he was as happy as a clam about the Iraq War, while sending a message to Iran that &q...

As from today, the Labour government has made British regional accents illegal. All speaking in silly dialects will be oot the windae, tha knaws, and if ya dinnae like it then it's a Weegie kiss from Glesgae, ya bam.

A new until-now undiscovered play by William Shakespeare will be opening soon in London, at the Flea Market and Hamsterdam Theatre. 'A Tale Of Two Xerox Machines' will be performed by a cast from the Royal Shakespeare Company, and will featur...

Traditionally a male domain, vast Cattle ranches in the Australian Outback are being inundated by record numbers of job-seeking girls from all over the World. Ranch owners are facing acute recruitment problems because so many 'Co...

Retired singing sensation and pop legend Britney "empty pram" Spears has been involved in a minor incident with a camel whilst visiting a Zoo. Miss Spears who was knitting for relaxation as she strolled the zoo grounds was seen to trip and...

In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.

Washington - Faded and worn Polaroid pictures dated June 1964 show a young Hillary Rodham, complete with tie dye top, bell bottom jeans and a flower crown, cajoling with a group of friends in Haight-Ashbury. Oh, and let's not forget to mention t...

Limulus Polyphemus or Horseshoe crab has been on earth much longer than the dinosaur and fossils found in Manitoba, Canada suggest that the odd creature has not changed for 446 million years. The one-eyed (thus Homer's Cyclops, Polyphemus) round...

Amy Winehouse, who officially changed her name to Crackhouse so she could give her name and address all at once, has always been a fan of Edward Norton's compelling performance in the racially charged American History X. Now, Crackhouse has launc...

Reno, Nevada (Faux News) - Airline industry executives from several major carriers concluded a three day conference in Reno, Nevada. The purpose of the conference was to address the growing travel crisis fueled largely by the high cost of jet fuel.

Washington DC, June 11, 2008: An old beat up audio tape recording has been found under the carpet in the oval office of the White House. The tape had been there since November 2000 but was constantly overlooked, as the current occupant spends most of his time in Dick Cheney's office. The recorded conversation is between President Clinton and Vice President Gore discussing the upcoming preside...

Roswell - As literally thousands of journalist, networks and on-lookers gathered at the now publicly open Area 51, eagerly anticipating the next, and most significant press conference in these chain of events, the mood was at a fever pitch. It was announced last week that the press conference would include the appearance of one of the extra terrestrials for a full question and answer period.

Researchers from U of Colorado, Princeton and Sun devil ASU captured male barn swallows in New Jersey before the mating season. They then took a red magic marker and enhanced the males' chests. Apparently female barn swallows get really hot for r...

Marriage counselors and relationship psychologists are studying with shock and awe the phenomenon of gay marriage. All recent findings contradict the stereotype of short-lived and domestically violent gay relationships.

More details have emerged concerning Hulk Hogan's son Nick and his current jail sentence. According to a statement released from the jail where Nick Hogan is being held Nick and his cell mate had a private ceremony this past weekend where the two...