This Woman Literally Used Her Boyfriend's Balls as a Beauty Blender

Folks, let me be straight with you: I am a big fan of DIY beauty. When someone procures a fascinating makeup hack or a weird but genius hair tip, I get excited. However. However. The latest viral story about a makeshift Beauty Blender has sent me into a tailspin and I am not okay. The gist: a woman in Florida decided to use her boyfriend's balls to blend her foundation, filming it and posting the results to Twitter.

The participants in this ballsy experiment (forgive me): 18-year-old Johnna Hines and her 20-year-old boyfriend Damon Richards. According to BuzzFeed, Hines was hanging out with Richards simply doing her makeup when he started putting his testicles on her head.

"I made a joke about using them as a Beauty Blender and we literally just looked at each other and started laughing and made the video from there," Hines told BuzzFeed. She eventually posted the video to her Twitter where it has already garnered a whopping 24,000 retweets and nearly 35,000 faves. To be fair, while it's an unhygienic and generally ill-advised technique, this is basically the most ready-to-go-viral beauty story we've heard in...I don't know, possibly forever. Ready to see the results? Here they are — click the little "play" button for this video at your own discretion, remember that it is pretty blatantly NSFW.

All in all, it's clear that Hines and her boyfriend share the same hysterical (albeit unconventional) sense of humor. Or maybe this is just how young love is — right, folks? That said, call me old fashion but I think I'll be sticking with boring old makeup sponges for my own foundation.