According to a press release, the Chocolate Mocha Pop-Tarts are “filled with chocolatey-espresso goodness and topped with whipped cream-inspired frosting” and the Frosted Vanilla Latte Pop-Tarts boast a "rich, sweet vanilla flavor and coffee-frosting swirl.”

We're not entirely sure what "goodness" is made of, but we'd bet it has something to do with a dangerously high caffeine and sugar content.

Experience the culinary creation for yourself when the treats hit shelves this week. Or just have a sip of sweet coffee and immediately chew on cardboard for a similar effect.