WHAT HAPPENED ON THE WEB THIS WEEK 1.31.11

The best of the internet from Asterios Kokkinos!

by Asterios Kokkinos Feb 2nd, 2011

WHAT HAPPENED ON THE WEB THIS WEEK FOR 1.31.11by Asterios Kokkinos

Every day the internet gets better and better, and then we die! Think about it: Movies are the worst they’ve ever been, but the internet is a can’t miss every time! TV, I’m neutral towards. Lotta good TV out there. But movies, yuck. But the internet, yay!

See I always just called it Europe. You conquer it, that’s 5 reinforcements per turn. But it has 4 entry points. North America only has 3, and who’s gonna bother invading you from Asia?

If they have a force large enough in Asia in the first place then they’re not a good player. I mean I suppose they could be invading from Australia, but still, you should be able to see that coming and prepare your defenses accordingly.

More Risk advice: try and make sure no territory has less than two soldiers in it. That way, if invaded it’s a 2 v 3 roll instead of a 1 v 3 roll. More dice = more chances to inflict serious attrition.

Finally, make sure and conquer at least one territory per turn. If you don’t, you won’t get a card, and if you fall behind on cards you’ll lose the game for sure.

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See, you came here for links and jokes and now you got some Risk lessons. Good thing you read Crave Online. Good night, folks.