NERD ALERT! THOR GUITAR WILL LET YOU ROCK WITH THE GOD OF THUNDER

If there’s one thing musicians do not spend enough time thinking about it’s how cool their shit looks. Like really at the end of the day 99 out of 100 people cannot tell the difference between the sound of this guitar or that guitar and they don’t really care anyway because they didn’t come here to think about tone they came to get drunk and get high and headbang and mosh and act like idiots. No one ever dresses up as a guitar tone for Halloween but they dress up like Jimi Hendrix or Angus Young or Slash or Buckethead because people know what those dudes look like. Metal is super dramatic. Visual presentation is important.

That’s why I love Peavey’s new Thor Rockmaster Electric Guitar. I have no idea what it sounds like. It’s very cheap so it might sound like the sound my dog makes when he farts. I don’t care though because I want a guitar with Thor on it goddamnit. I need the world to know that I like this character I liked this character even before the movie and FUCK YOU DUDE I REALLY DID FOR REAL.