Mostly to Native-Americans who don't appreciate being known as thoughtless de-gifters anymore. The Today Show has been battling a ratings slump for quite some time and hoped the Olympics coverage would give them the bump they need to overtake hard-charging Good Morning America.

Lauer should probably expect to hear something from this woman very, very soon.

This is also as good of a time as any to remind you that Tail of Mears is always taking submissions.