Yes, J. Lo did fall during her production number for "Louboutins." Yes, she bounced right back up. Yes, some folks online are speculating that her bouncy booty helped. Yes, we know that's ridiculous, but the Ministry, possessing a bouncy booty of its own, thinks it's cute.

The fall was edited out for those watching on the West Coast, so if you absolutely, positively must see a pro stumble, go to the three-minute mark in the video, after the jump.

And if you absolutely, positively must express your feelings regarding a song about unrequited love in incredibly expensive shoes, do it in the comments.

-- Christie D'Zurilla

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