Why Yoda was a great speaker

Did you know that Yoda was the master of the HYSTERON PROTERON? Yes, he was.

What’s a HYSTERON PROTERON? A way of speaking in rhetoric, which is the art of using speech to convince or persuade people. Rhetoric is dead as an art, which makes Yoda the master of a dead art.

Am I saying Yoda couldn’t give a speech in front of a crowd of people and convince people not to turn to the dark side? Yes, that’s what I’m saying. He’d have to learn a more effective way of delivering a speech. He’d have to become the master of the art of babbling and blabbering. Do you see Yoda doing a good job at babbling and blabbering?