I've seen a 'Good Luck Bag' that contained
A Stone (somehow lucky)A twig (again...wha?)A plastic jewel (for healing or something)And a few other bits of pocket tat, and it was about six quid!!
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:56,
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Christ.
I say fair play to anyone who can flog shit like that. It's the cunts that buy it that deserve scorn.
(Mr. TeaIt's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:58,
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I know
I really should try to make something like that. As my honourable colleague Mr.Pig says below, some people will buy any old shit if you tell them it's magical in some way.
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:00,
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The correct answer to any offer of 'lucky heather'
is "Will it make me as lucky as you?"
(Mr. TeaIt's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:12,
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Quite

(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:14,
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Nah.
I saw someone tell one of those old hags to fuck off with her fucking lucky heather once.Some big bloke appeared from no where and assaulted him.Like I say, someone should round up the gypsies and kill them.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:14,
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Some woman offered me heather once, I politely declined
and she told me to fuck off!! I was incredulous Baldmonkey. INCREDULOUS!
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15,
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I was in Credulous once.
I bought a pen and a second hand map of eastern europe.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17,
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fuckig hippies will buy any old shit,
if you tell them it's lucky or blessed or from a mystical spot. They are fucking idiots.
(Windy PigMERRY FISH INNARDS!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:59,
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just like homeopathy

(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:00,
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i know wicca is possibly lurking,
and i don't know if she is genuinely a wiccan, but in the spirit of being nice, no offence wicca, but I think modern paganism is the hugest pile of wank i've ever had the misfortune to encounter.
(Windy PigMERRY FISH INNARDS!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:02,
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If I remember correctly, she isn't a wiccan. She just liked the name.
She is, as she delights in sharing, a pantheist. though.And people say I'm an attention seeking prick.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:10,
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having been on the same forum as her for however many years
i didn't know she was a pantheist

i definitely would have noticed because it hilariously says 'pant heist'
(manolith- surprisingly viscous, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:19,
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Well, with observational skills like that, I can see why you are such a brilliant mod

Yes.
But everyone here is.That's why she pretends to believe in a waki religion.That's why gonzo pretends to have stories about the world outside his flat.That's why adam pretends to be a stupid prick.That's why you pretend you are trying to be a good mod while HELLARIUSLIE acting like a really really shit modThat's why Two Hats has a bum chinThat's why supermatt fucks little boysThat's why spangolin is a girlThat's why SSG withersThat's why gilgamesh continues to have a mental breakdown onlineThat's why quinten shares his awesomeness.

Everyone here is seeking attention.Why do I get singled out for it?Not that I mind; I like the attention.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:55,
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My glorious chin is there because I like the attention?

(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04,
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Oh yeah, it's all completely made up.
Well, all religion is made up of course, but I mean made up recently.
(Mr. TeaIt's Okay! She's My Step Daughter!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:13,
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this
the "worshipping the crown prince of zarlo, lizard king and all who sail in him" religions are just as stupid as the "we've been around for thousands of years" ones. Just because it's an older imaginary friend doesn't make it a more credible one.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:21,
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oh crikey yes,
it's all hocum and bullshit. but the pagans do love to bang on about how they are an ancient and mystical people.
(Windy PigMERRY FISH INNARDS!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24,
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mind you I think people can believe any amount of bullshit as long as they don't try to make me believe in it too
whatever gets you through rough times.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:50,
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I just ask that if they want to live in their whimsical fantasy land,
they do it without insisting on "reading my aura" or "hearing from my spirit"
(Windy PigMERRY FISH INNARDS!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:22,
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haha
I bet my spirit sounds like swears
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:25,
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How would you respond if the person saying these things was doing it out of kindness?
What I mean is, when my Dad died one of my friends said something about him looking down on me and all that stuff. Naturally I wanted to say 'that brings me no comfort because he's NOT looking down on me. He's dead and that's it"But I was worried this would upset this person who, after all, was just trying to make me feel better.
(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:27,
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tl;dr

(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28,
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(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34,
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I would ask them to respect the fact that neither me, nor my father,
had any belief in their bullshit, and i was frankly upset at them for being so presumptuous as to think that forcing their belief system on to me, at a time when i am clearly fragile is anything other than very selfish.
(Windy PigMERRY FISH INNARDS!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34,
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KICK THEIR CUNT RIGHT OFF
TELL THEM TO STICK YOUR DAD UP THEIR COCK END AND SHIT OUT SOME SPIRITUAL BULLSIT.
(Windy PigMERRY FISH INNARDS!!!, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34,
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These are some interesting viewpoints Windy, thank you

(Two Hatswhen you were partying I studied The Blade, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:40,
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You should have said "Well that's nothing new, he looked down on me when he was alive"
and then you could have both had a bittersweet chuckle.