12pm - NBC - Wimbledon - But if you want something a little more scandalous, try The Sun.

3pm - CBS - PGA: Buick Open - Three were tied at 8 under as of the end of play Thursday. Rocco Mediate was far behind. More here.
4pm - ESPN - AFL Wild Card Game: Colorado Crush @ Utah Blaze - If I didn't put where they were from you might've thought it was a match of American Gladiators.
Non-sports pick - 9pm - Comedy Central - Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - If you're staying in on a Saturday night, this movie is definitely for you.

SUNDAY
12pm - NBC - Wimbledon - Can you believe what happened on Saturday???
8pm - ESPN - Cubs @ White Sox - The Cubs swept the White Sox at Wrigley. But they're not nearly as good of a team on the road.
Non-sports pick - 8pm - TBS - Wedding Crashers - "You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10% of our hearts."