NY Fashion Week started today. Katie Holmes was at two events, one last night and one this afternoon. Cute outfits both times. You know what I’m going to say here. It’s never a problem when she’s not the one designing the clothes. Apparently yesterday she was judging fashion students in a partnership with JC Penney? How do you feel if you’re one of the students?
It’s Throwback Thursday so I’m giving you some Dylan McKay. Full Story

As mentioned yesterday in the Smutty Roundup, Katie Holmes is in Berlin for Fashion Week. Today she was front row at the Marc Cain show.
Beautiful coat. Love the sweater dress. And the boots. If she had quit there, we’d be good.
But that hat…
That hat takes it from steezy to try, non?
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James McAvoy kicked off previews for his latest West End run on Friday in a new production of The Ruling Class. He plays Jack, “the 14th Earl of Gurney… a possible paranoid schizophrenic with a Messiah complex, (who) inherits the title of the 14th Earl of Gurney after his father passes away in a bizarre accident. Full Story

I don’t know if Ellen Page is actually sweating but she’s wearing a lot of layers and it looks like there might be a workout involved. Me, I can’t stand being hot when I’m exercising. It’s why I can’t do hot yoga. Also I’m afraid of people smelling.
Katie Holmes was at MSG last night where the Rangers hosted the Islanders. Full Story

What’s the word for when you cannibalize your own jokes on Twitter? Is there a word for when you punch up said jokes several hours later? Here’s the 2:30 AM version: There are four year olds who have more mature speaking voices than Katie Holmes. Then there was the ponytail.
I know we’re all super down with the fact that fake hair isn’t a secret anymore. Full Story

Once in a while, on etalk or The Social, we have to interview someone who is such a dullard, it’s a f-cking workout to get through it. I call it Dancing Monkeys because that’s how you feel when you’re in it. Full Story

So I hit up PEOPLE this morning to scan for any headlines. And one of the top stories on the page around 7am was:
Katie Holmes is seriously NOT a morning person
As you know, Katie is the cover this week. So they have to try and get as many stories as they can out of their MEGA EXCLUSIVE. Full Story

“You do the best you can. Some days you feel really good about yourself and sometimes you don’t.”
“We’re all trying to do the best we can.”
Are you still with me, or did I put you to sleep? If you are bored, don’t blame me, blame Katie Holmes.
As Lainey mentioned earlier this week, Katie is out pedaling her own (very boring) story with a PEOPLE exclusive (click hereFull Story

As posted earlier, Katie Holmes covers the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine and it’s so boring, even she can barely stay awake. Look at that shot on the cover. She’s half asleep. Like we are having to read the article:
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The new cover of PEOPLE features Katie Holmes, presumably because she has a movie coming out – Miss Meadows.
Great!
Time to promote. Time to sell. Time to SHARE. After all, that’s what you exchange when you agree to front a supermarket magazine, right?
OK, Katie. Full Story

A couple of months ago, Katie Holmes was “papped” at a drug store, studying a bottle of moisturiser. Somehow the photographer was able to get super close. In the aisle of a drug store! And, conveniently, the label on the lotion was clearly visible. Click hereFull Story

TMZ reports that Katie Holmes bought an almost $4 million home in Calabasas, California and it sounds like they’ve already moved in. Supposedly Katie thought it would be better for Suri to live there instead of growing up in New York. Because there are children on the same block or something. Full Story

You know when you buy a makeup palette at the drugstore it usually comes in a 3 kit and all the colours are complementary? The Giver red carpet last night made me think of that. Katie Holmes, Taylor Swift, and Odeya Rush all dressed to coordinate. And even the step-and-repeat reflects it. Does Katie’s dress remind you of a dancer’s?
Following that train of thought…
Katie dancing. Full Story