As I sat there eating the discarded waffle, it occurred to me that if our toaster had been equipped with a built-in MRI scanner, this problem and the associated loss of 120[+ or -]9 QACS (Quality-Adjusted Child Seconds, pronounced "quacks") could have been avoided.

For example, the appropriate trade-off of QASIs (Quality-Adjusted Spouse Instants, pronounced "quasies"(1)) with QACS has not been thoroughly investigated.

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