Pre-Nominations Oscar Haiku

What do you hope to see happen on Thursday? We’re giving away the Django Unchained soundtrack for the best haiku. Or you can just enter for fun. I’ll start. Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. Got it.

Friends with a rabbit.
Elwood P. Dowd was his name.
Please nom Dowd named Ann!

Too many actors.
Leo, Christoph, Samuel L?
The D. is silent.

Oh God no Lincoln.
From his desk the blogger screamed.
Follow the money.