Roses are red
And I’m so wet!
The more I think,
The wetter I get.
You sneak inside
My thoughts and play
On every sense
In every way.
I want to whisper
But I can’t breathe.
I have to stay…
I know I should leave.
While your body
Tangles with mine,
The sounds we make
Defy life and time.
Take this moment;
Take this night…
It doesn’t really matter now
What’s wrong or right.

Roses are red, but they started as blushes
that unfurl over thorns until each petal flushes.
Your cheek now has that color
and I'm left to wonder:
am I a thorn beneath?
Or the silken touch that soothes your cheek?

Roses are red,
You’re so hot, you sizzle;
Naked and hard,
Precum to drizzle
So perfectly that
We don’t need lube…
Just slip into a rubber
And chute down the tube…
I want you for my birthday,
Want you for Christmas,
Want you as my bonus,
And my treat when I fast…
Count in my New Year
And ring all my bells;
You’re the ultimate sex god –
I don’t need anything else.

Roses are red,
Silk sheets on the bed,
Stained by body paint –
Never said I was a saint!
Skid marks aside -
Like on a slip ‘n slide;
Chase every thrill,
You won’t but I will!
This journey is scenic –
Take me like you mean it…
Look me in the eyes,
Fuck me to paradise;
Baby, just give in…
You’re my favorite sin.

Roses are red,
Remember when we met?
It was a hot summer day,
And that moment was kismet!
We didn’t have lube,
And we wanted each other,
So we raided the house
And came up with butter…
You move like a sex pretzel,
I wanted more of the same,
But you’d gone when I woke
And I don’t know your name.

Roses are red,
You tease my aggression;
Electricity crackles
As I caress my obsession…
My brain is on hiatus.
Just give me a ride.
There’s no agenda,
Nothing to decide.
Just a few hours of doing
Whatever feels right.
Playing the life game
Into the night.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue…
Oh, yeah, that reminds me
Of the hair dye snafu…
So sorry! And then I
Ruined the barbecue.
Too much lighter fluid!
Who effing knew?
The food coloring in the pool
Was purely accidental!
The turquoise was dull,
And it seemed elemental!
And, oh fuck, I put too many
Viagra in your drink!
It’s my own fault that
I don’t have time to blink.
But all in all, it hasn’t been
Too bad for a first date!
I fed the parking meter,
So it’s okay if you’re late.