Victoria Beckham — who has one son named Brooklyn — might name her as yet unborn daughter Santa. As in Santa Monica. Santa Beckham. Apparently she's never heard about the old white guy who asks kids to sit on his knee and then breaks into their homes to deliver gifts. [Metro UK]
Meanwhile: After suing In Touch for printing a false story about him paying a prostitute for sex, David Beckham's case was thrown out (free speech) and he has to pay the magazine's legal fees. Ouch. [The Sun]

Nick Cannon canceled some interview to rush home and be with his wife… Is Mariah Carey in labor?!?! [Radar Online]

It's official: Nicki Minaj will be the opening act on Britney's tour. How much of the budget will be spent on hair extensions? [TMZ]

Michael Lohan visited Lindsay Lohan's house yesterday. Lindsay was inside and refused to answer the door, so her dad began banging on the windows. Then he tried to break in. Lindsay hid in a closet until he left. This family. Gah. [TMZ]

The owner of the jewelry store will be called as a witness in a preliminary hearing in the Lindsay Lohan theft case. A store employee will be questioned as well. [Radar Online

Inside The Actors Studio host James Lipton attended Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo Of Misogynistic Bullshit tour at Radio City in NYC yesterday. Lipton asked Charlie what his favorite curse word was, and Chuckles said, "Either fuck or Denise." I saw a lady on the news talk about going to the show, and she actually said, "We got to see the goddesses!" This is the country we live in. [TMZ]

Kristin Chenoweth won a GLAAD Vangauard Award last night, received a standing ovation and promptly burst into tears. Quoth she: "Teach love, not just tolerance and acceptance." [Wonder Wall]

Friday night on Ashley Judd's episode of Who Do You Think You Are?, she discovered that one of her ancestors was an English Separatist who sailed to the U.S. on the Mayflower. Another ancestor was imprisoned twice while fighting for the Union during the Civil War and lost a leg on the battlefield — both before he turned 18. Ashley says: "Two of my ancestors, having been wrongly imprisoned under abominable conditions, may have been forming all along, in my lifetime, my absolutely furious passionate need for social justice." [Contact Music]

What's that you say? You want moreHarry Potter? Done. Documentary on the way! [WonderWall]

Russell Brand had a good weekend at the box office. Even though Arthur didn't do well, it came in at No. 2, right behind Brand's other flick, Hop. My girl Hanna came in third. [Deadline Hollywood]

Blind item! "Which now-married Hollywood he-man's favorite pastime in his single days was receiving oral favors in hot tubs after a long day's work — and didn't care whether the favor came from a woman or a man?" [Page Six]

"My father left us when I was young and that did affect my life. If I had a good father in my life, growing up, then I do not think I would have made the mistakes I made. I would not have been lost in love." — Halle Berry. [Contact Music]

"People ask me on the street when is Sal coming out? I say to what? You can still be fired in some cities and states. It shows you how far we've come and how far we have to go." — Bryan Batt, aka Sal from Mad Men. [Miami Herald]

"It was supplied, basically, on movie sets because everyone was doing it. People would make deals. Instead of having a cocktail, you'd have a line." — Dennis Quaid on his cocaine addiction. [Newsweek]