Let me preface this post by saying this does not involve Mr. Mays, the "full-volume pitchman, amped up like a candidate for a tranquilizer-gun takedown." But he's still here. In my heart.
What I ask from the Destructoid community is to ...

Last week, Microsoft was looking to accommodate those who didn't have at least 128 MB free of storage on their 360s for the upcoming New Xbox Experience.
Starting today, Microsoft offers a solution through the Xbox 360 Memory Upgrade Pro...

Gamasutra reports that Microsoft and Rock the Vote, a youth voting awareness group, distributed about 55,000 U.S. voter registration forms through Xbox Live.
Moreover, according to an XBL opinion poll of about 100,000 users, 43 percent o...

On this day in history, our friends from across the pond burned the White House down, forever damning themselves to lives of substandard dental care.
In other far more important news, it is the date of my hatching.
I turned 20, oh so ...

It's T minus 2 weeks until Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots is released. Get nostalgic by witnessing how far the series has evolved since the days of...*ahem*...this.
This video is footage of the Tiger handheld electronic LCD ga...

Bitches Don't Know 'Bout My Diabeetus Neither
Ok, so maybe you do know 'bout it...
...since you might have ordered one for HOSHIT ONE DOLLAR thanks to the illustrious Topher.
Just got it in the mail this morning an I just wanted to say ...

After months of depriving myself of the luxuries of the internet, I've returned to reading Destructoid, shenanigans and, most importantly, gaming. To give you all the Cliff's Notes version on why, I pretty much almost flunked out of coll...

So you might've noticed all the dates an locations on the front page for Video Games Live here a while back. My question is: who will be attending the October 28th show at the University of Missouri in Columbia, Missouri?
I'll be purc...

So you might've noticed all the dates an locations on the front page for Video Games Live here a while back. My question is: who will be attending the October 28th show at the University of Missouri in Columbia, Missouri? I'll be purcha...

About masterledzone of us since 11:35 AM on 02.08.2007

STFUJPG. Or stay to become enlightened by all the Master has to offer.

Are you a nay-sayer of the Master's teachings? An Unbeliever? Blasphemer? Douchebag? Just read these satisfied pupils' unsolicited testimonials...

For the record, nobody.... and I repeat nobody, breaks in noobs to the forums like Masterledz. If he hasn't appeared with his ominous warning, you have to ask yourself if you've really joined Destructoid.-Gameboi