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Do you have a good idea for a satire article?

You think you have what it takes to write a satire article people will like? Well, show us what you’ve got! Just fill out the form on the next page, and your article will be submitted to the Editor-in-Chief for review!

… But there are some rules you need to follow

Killing People Isn’t Okay:

We will not publish satire which depicts or implies that we endorse the death/assassination of any living public figure.

Keep it Clean … ish:

Feel free to push the envelope of political correctness, but excessive vulgarity will not be accepted.

Don’t be a douche:

We will not publish satire which may be disrespectful to the victims of recent mass tragedies (i.e. Terrorist Attacks, mass shootings, etc. — Goddamn … are we really at a point where we just make rules around accepting the fact that mass killings are going to be a regular occurrence? That’s super depressing.)

Make shurr u english gud:

You need to write well! We have no problem correcting minor mistakes in grammar, spelling, and mechanics. However, if there’s too much, we’ll just have to reject it.