Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.

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It's a solid idea. But I think it should be based on the West Coast. Let's be honest here in the rap/hip hop wars of the 90s, WC clearly won. I know people may say, "But Biggie was East Coast." And to those I say, no one remembers or cares any more. We have moved beyond the stereotypes of that era and are now breaking new ground that none of them, East nor West coast could even have dreamed of.

I'm watching the news ... Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets ... no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two African Americans got shot! Shiat, I love Tupac, I love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday.