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Sarah says she burned lentils in her apartment last night and now her home stinks like bong water. Danny says his house stinks too, but he realizes the smell is coming from him. His stench, which he attributes to his visit to the gym, negatively impacted his cuddle time last night with Amy. In other news, the thick fog this morning prompts a PSA from Danny to bicyclists, who should make sure their bikes are a highly visible color. Speaking of the gym, Amy chastised Danny for failing to do the stop-and-beep because he had to winky before heading to the gym. Seriously, they stopped speaking over the stop-and-beep failure. Which is really hard for Danny to do, stop speaking.

Research shows chivalry is dead, if not dying, with more men not doing the little things like holding a door for a lady, or offering to carry things for ladies, and some say it’s because women are suspicious of such behavior these days. Danny always pulls Amy’s chair out for her when they sit down to dinner, but he thinks walking all the way around a car to open the door for her is silly (we get Amy on the phone to offer her perspective). Is chivalry dead?

Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, counsels a man with addiction problems in his past, and now he suffers from chronic pain and can’t get drugs because of his history of addiction.

A report says more young women are using a certain website to find sugar daddies. The site matches cash-strapped young women with wealthy benefactors so they can be “friends with benefits.” Danny reminds us that he sold plasma to get money when he was down on his luck. What unconventional thing have you done for money?