To absolutely no one’s surprise, there are reports flying around that Mariah Carey is pregnant with husband/boy-toy/purse holder Nick Cannon’s baby. I’m confused, but isn’t she pregnant for 3 years already? Anyway, Nick spoke to New York’s 92.3 FM and didn’t say shit about it, telling everyone “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it time and time again — when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her.”

Some nosy bitches over at Radar is saying that Hello Kitty freak has been trying to get pregnant and has no plans in tweeting it out to har fans until she gets pretty close to the full term but the source adds that ‘Mariah has passed the four month mark in her pregnancy’. Well dayum…if she looks like she could eat eat Shamu in one bite at 4 mos, can you imagine what she’d look like in her 9th month? Cut to scene 83: ‘Godzilla roaming loose in the city while people are freaking the shit out’. Yep.

I can’t believe this is really news but it is. Mariah Carey is knocked up with Nick Cannons baby. Dayuuum…and to think I thought she was pregnant all along!

RadarOnline reports:

When contacted, Mariah’s longtime rep Cindi Berger gave RadarOnline.com a rather cryptic comment.

“I’m not at liberty to discuss Mariah’s personal life at this time,” the publicist told RadarOnline.com, a statement that did not outwardly deny the pregnancy.
Said our insider: “Mariah and Nick want to keep the pregnancy quiet as long as they can.”

Which could explain why Mariah never got out of her Rolls Royce convertible during a road trip with Nick along the Malibu coastline on Saturday. She was hiding a baby bump!

I mean can you really blame anyone who thinks Mariah has been pregnant for years now? It’s like seeing Shamu in the ocean and not think that’s a freakin’ whale…or somewhere along that metaphor.

Because it’s time to seal the deal for a lifetime bed of cash, Khloe Kardashian decided the only way is to get knocked up with his NBA Lakers star husband, Lamar Odom and guess what, the bitch’s plan worked.

RadarOnline reports:

Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe. The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news.

“Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”

The question is, where is the baby going to be born? I heard Yetis are very fragile in pregnancy, they should be kept in their natural habitat, the icy mountains.

Wow, it looks like the fertility dance led by Thetans with Tom Cruise as the main dancer in a glamorous sequined dress of course, had finally paid off because Hollywood couple John Travolta and Kelly Preston has recently announced that they’re expecting a baby!

From People:

“It’s impossible to keep a secret … especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.

Love, John, Kelly and Ella”

Just a little over two weeks ago, life gave them the sads when their two dogs died in an airport accident so I’m sure they are over the moon celebrating this good news with Xenu. No really, they could be over at the moon right now.

If you’re wondering whether that recent growing bump spotted in Lily Allen’s tummy is an actual baby or just the spare ribs she swallowed whole last night, then wonder some more ‘coz personally I don’t believe in her confession in Twitter as told by the Daily Mail:

She’s been talking about starting a family since the beginning of the year. But Lily Allen has denied she is pregnant after pictures emerged of her sporting a suspicious-looking bump under her dress this weekend. The 25-year-old singer was spotted in Central London with her belly appearing to protrude more than usual.
However, Lily took to her Twitter account to state quite categorically: ‘I’m not pregnant.’
The sighting comes just days after her announcement to leave the music scene and focus on starting a family with her boyfriend Sam Cooper.

Since baby bump watches is considered as invasion of privacy and rude, I’m gonna go ahead and play the waiting game.