Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver BroncosVideo of Brett Kiesel working on the game plan this week..punching a horse. Revenge is delicious, like liver. Steelers by 14. (No horses were harmed making this blog. I tried though. Horses make me mad.)

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants
Don’t hate Jerry Jones. Thank him for keeping the Cowboys out of the Super Bowl the last 15 years. Giants by 12.

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I hate cats. Their only redeeming quality is their flavor. Panthers are cats. Bucs by 7.

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens
Q: What hurt worse, the Ravens’ loss to the Pats in the championship game or the Pats’ loss in the Super Bowl?
A: Trick question. They both felt good.
Ravens by 10.

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders
Two reasons the Chargers will suck this season: 1) Norv Turner, 2) see number 1. Raiders by 10.