Sunday, January 29, 2017

Barron Trump

Barron Trump is cute. You don't have to be a Kremlin agent to admit that. But you look at his horrible brothers, Uday and Qusay, and you can see what that poor boy is going to be like in in ten years. It's for the sake of children like Barron Trump that we need to abolish capitalism, so that they can lead normal lives and become decent adults.

Rosie O'Donnell unwisely repeated the rumor that Barron was autistic, and now an SNL writer has been suspended for quipping on Twitter that Barron will become the first homeschool shooter, which is kind of funny.

I don't know how Barron felt about it. Most boys like the idea of shooting things. But he must have been mortified when his mother announced that she moisturizes him "from head to toe" with caviar every night at bath time. Why would you tell people that?