Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

After I commented about an attractive woman, my mother-in-law once said, "You're married. You shouldn't even notice an attractive other woman."
I told her that if that were the case, I probably wouldn't look at my wife, either.
Now, there is documentation.