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Greetings! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting from Day 2 of Chris Christie's post-election victory party in New Jersey. I came for the hugs. I stayed for the gravitational pull.

But I have more important things to talk about than a RINO's weight problem, comrades. Schmoes Know is reporting that Jonah Hill and Emma Stone have been offered roles by Sony to star in Ghostbusters 3, the long-rumored threequel to the hit eighties movie franchise that pretty much everyone has given up on by this point.

The production of Ghostbusters 3 has been an interesting saga, with the will he or won't he drama of Bill Murray reprising his role as Dr. Peter Venkman an ongoing source of contradictory rumors. Murray, the Alan Moore of movies, refuses to star in anything people actually want to see. The problem with Sony and Dan Aykroyd is that they are going about this the wrong way. They should not be asking Bill Murray to star in the movie. They should be telling him to star in the movie.

I will never forget what I told my little buddy Che Guevara before he left to start a revolution in Bolivia. Che, I said, when you want cattle, you take the cattle. When you want food, you take the food. When you want Bill Murray to reprise his role in Ghostbusters, you take Bill Murray. Oh wait, no, that was from The Three Amigos. What I told Che was "watch out for bullets." He didn't listen.

My friends, nothing is official yet, and this is still in the rumor stage, but if Sony is making offers, it probably means the movie is close to being greenlit. Stay tuned to Cubano Review and The Outhouse for updates.

Greetings! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting from Day 2 of Chris Christie's post-election victory party in New Jersey. I came for the hugs. I stayed for the gravitational pull.

But I have more important things to talk about than a RINO's weight problem, comrades. Schmoes Know is reporting that Jonah Hill and Emma Stone have been offered roles by Sony to star in Ghostbusters 3, the long-rumored threequel to the hit eighties movie franchise that pretty much everyone has given up on by this point.

The production of Ghostbusters 3 has been an interesting saga, with the will he or won't he drama of Bill Murray reprising his role as Dr. Peter Venkman an ongoing source of contradictory rumors. Murray, the Alan Moore of movies, refuses to star in anything people actually want to see. The problem with Sony and Dan Aykroyd is that they are going about this the wrong way. They should not be asking Bill Murray to star in the movie. They should be telling him to star in the movie.

I will never forget what I told my little buddy Che Guevara before he left to start a revolution in Bolivia. Che, I said, when you want cattle, you take the cattle. When you want food, you take the food. When you want Bill Murray to reprise his role in Ghostbusters, you take Bill Murray. Oh wait, no, that was from The Three Amigos. What I told Che was "watch out for bullets." He didn't listen.

My friends, nothing is official yet, and this is still in the rumor stage, but if Sony is making offers, it probably means the movie is close to being greenlit. Stay tuned to Cubano Review and The Outhouse for updates.

Swedish Pinata of Death

outsider wrote:Start the movie at Venkman's funeral and go from there.

This was the idea for the initial concept for a third Ghostbusters. Venkman's spirit would hang around, though. Eventually the idea got shelved and then recycled and altered to become the mid-ninties' "Extreme Ghostbusters".

El Presidente's Article wrote:The production of Ghostbusters 3 has been an interesting saga, with the will he or won't he drama of Bill Murray reprising his role as Dr. Peter Venkman an ongoing source of contradictory rumors. Murray, the Alan Moore of movies, refuses to star in anything people actually want to see.

From what I've heard, Mr. Murray (who is always awesome) doesn't want to do the movie unless they get it "done right". So it's not impossible, but he may just care enough about the character and the movies that he doesn't want to be apart of something that isn't done well.

As for the rumor itself? My preference is Emma Stone yes (she can act) and Jonah Hill no (he feels over-hyped...I do not share in/understand his popularity).

Swedish Pinata of Death

outsider wrote:Start the movie at Venkman's funeral and go from there.

This was the idea for the initial concept for a third Ghostbusters. Venkman's spirit would hang around, though. Eventually the idea got shelved and then recycled and altered to become the mid-ninties' "Extreme Ghostbusters".

El Presidente's Article wrote:The production of Ghostbusters 3 has been an interesting saga, with the will he or won't he drama of Bill Murray reprising his role as Dr. Peter Venkman an ongoing source of contradictory rumors. Murray, the Alan Moore of movies, refuses to star in anything people actually want to see.

From what I've heard, Mr. Murray (who is always awesome) doesn't want to do the movie unless they get it "done right". So it's not impossible, but he may just care enough about the character and the movies that he doesn't want to be apart of something that isn't done well.

As for the rumor itself? My preference is Emma Stone yes (she can act) and Jonah Hill no (he feels over-hyped...I do not share in/understand his popularity).

OMCTO

SporkBot wrote:This was the idea for the initial concept for a third Ghostbusters. Venkman's spirit would hang around, though. Eventually the idea got shelved and then recycled and altered to become the mid-ninties' "Extreme Ghostbusters".

From what I've heard, Mr. Murray (who is always awesome) doesn't want to do the movie unless they get it "done right". So it's not impossible, but he may just care enough about the character and the movies that he doesn't want to be apart of something that isn't done well.

As for the rumor itself? My preference is Emma Stone yes (she can act) and Jonah Hill no (he feels over-hyped...I do not share in/understand his popularity).

OMCTO

SporkBot wrote:This was the idea for the initial concept for a third Ghostbusters. Venkman's spirit would hang around, though. Eventually the idea got shelved and then recycled and altered to become the mid-ninties' "Extreme Ghostbusters".

From what I've heard, Mr. Murray (who is always awesome) doesn't want to do the movie unless they get it "done right". So it's not impossible, but he may just care enough about the character and the movies that he doesn't want to be apart of something that isn't done well.

As for the rumor itself? My preference is Emma Stone yes (she can act) and Jonah Hill no (he feels over-hyped...I do not share in/understand his popularity).

Swedish Pinata of Death

I thought of that (specifically his quote from Zombieland). But I imagine there's a difference between the two franchises. Could be he just considered Garfield a paycheck, but feels more passionately about Ghostbusters.

I thought of that (specifically his quote from Zombieland). But I imagine there's a difference between the two franchises. Could be he just considered Garfield a paycheck, but feels more passionately about Ghostbusters.

Swedish Pinata of Death

Ansari is another comedian that's popped up recently, whose popularity I just don't get. I see clips of him from shows and movies, and nothing he says sounds funny. At all.

If they really want to get a non-white comedian in Ghostbusters, I'd rather take Gabriel Iglesias. In fact, make the next Ghostbusters a Key & Peele sketch featuring Fluffy and Emma before making a movie with the likes of Jonah Hill or Ansari.

Swedish Pinata of Death

Ansari is another comedian that's popped up recently, whose popularity I just don't get. I see clips of him from shows and movies, and nothing he says sounds funny. At all.

If they really want to get a non-white comedian in Ghostbusters, I'd rather take Gabriel Iglesias. In fact, make the next Ghostbusters a Key & Peele sketch featuring Fluffy and Emma before making a movie with the likes of Jonah Hill or Ansari.

FROGMAN

SporkBot wrote:Ansari is another comedian that's popped up recently, whose popularity I just don't get. I see clips of him from shows and movies, and nothing he says sounds funny. At all.

If they really want to get a non-white comedian in Ghostbusters, I'd rather take Gabriel Iglesias. In fact, make the next Ghostbusters a Key & Peele sketch featuring Fluffy and Emma before making a movie with the likes of Jonah Hill or Ansari.

Agreed on Ansari. The idea of Gabriel Iglesias as Ghostbuster intrigues me, though.

FROGMAN

SporkBot wrote:Ansari is another comedian that's popped up recently, whose popularity I just don't get. I see clips of him from shows and movies, and nothing he says sounds funny. At all.

If they really want to get a non-white comedian in Ghostbusters, I'd rather take Gabriel Iglesias. In fact, make the next Ghostbusters a Key & Peele sketch featuring Fluffy and Emma before making a movie with the likes of Jonah Hill or Ansari.

Agreed on Ansari. The idea of Gabriel Iglesias as Ghostbuster intrigues me, though.