Brooke Hogan’s friend slept with Hulk

Apparently Brooke Hogan’s friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer – for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace blog, according to Page Six:

“I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend’s famous father . . . I think we’re all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.”

Here’s what Christiane said to the National Enquirer about her fling with the Hulkster:

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan’s real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.
“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Neither Brooke’s entry nor Christiane’s Enquirer story are online anymore so somebody’s lawyers had a field day with this news. I’m pretty sure the Hulk banged this Christiane chick. Mostly because he’s awesome, but also because he got tired of doing a female version of himself. Which is unfortunate because any guy that dates Brooke will have to do a lady Hulk as well. I mean, seriously, I just now noticed the chin. It took me a while on account of the boobies, but I persevered for the sake of journalistic integrity. Eat it, Bob Woodward.