Archive for May, 2006

This week starts with quick movie review of the Break-Up. Why is Jennifer Aniston’s ass blurry? How did Vince Vaughn get that fat? Then, a huge TV recap, as show veterans Jimmy Pardo and J. Chris Newberg turn up on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Who makes the cut and who hits the skids? The boys hammer the show for the annoying producers, sappy stories, lousy stunt casting and overall phoniness. Of course they’d both cut off a leg to get on. We also update the past winners whereabouts, how John Heffron is a HUGE fan and why Dat Phan is probably riding a bicycle. Then it’s a story of Corey and Russ Brown’s trip to the Comic Book convention where they encountered, dorks with lightsabers, teenage girls in skin tight anime outfits and a mass of z-list celebrities begging for attention. Laugh as they get aroused by a Princess Leia look-a-like and Russ tries to introduce his son to aging porn stars. Right click here to download – 74 minutes, 30 megs

This week, it’s a return to sanity after the boozed up hi-jinx of show 69. The boys are a little tired of having drunken chicks falling all over the studio and they need a breather. So it’s back to basics with a funny talk about the politics of American Idol. Who’s voting for this crap? Why is that bag Paula Abdul still on TV? What year did Tiffany do Playboy? Then Joel recaps a boatload of sweeps week reality TV finales, from Survivor and American Inventor to The Amazing Race. The summer blockbuster season is the next target, with Corey’s reviews of Da Vinci Code, Cars and X-Men 3, Can he answer such burning questions as: How do cars fuck? Are albinos evil? Why can’t Halle Berry act? Listen and find out. Right click here to download – 69 minutes, 29 megs

It’s the first ever Corey and Joel ho-off, on the aptly named show 69. Four virgins, three gay men and an amputee – that’s the sexual resume of our first contestant, Cherry Brooklyn. Cherry’s an old friend of Corey, and apparantly banged most of his immediate family in their 15 year history. In the other corner we have Penny. This Jersey girl turned Detroiter has banged comics, dabbled in bi-sexuality and details the downside of anal sex (hemorrhoids!). They’re both talented, too. Listen as Cherry bounces her D-cup jugs while Penny flaps her ass cheeks to obnoxious hip-hop music. The returning Steffanie mainly observes and is much more innocent – just keep her away from Grandma’s blanket. It’s 77 minutes of shots, sex stories, and sin on this show. Right click here to download – 77 minutes, 31 megsCherry Brooklyn creatively holds a shot (left), Penny on right and Steffanie below

More bullshit like show 69 above. Lots more lesbian stories and drinking. Almost no Corey or Joel either – these girls won’t shut up! Enjoy if you dare! Right click here to download – 55 minutes, 23 megsPenny, charming as ever

Show legend Bill Bushart is back and better than ever, and this time Bill’s got the munchies, how did that happen? Some talk about Bill’s hot sister in-law leads to an in depth discussion of Corey’s seduction style and lovemaking techniques, guaranteed to make you wince. Then it’s on to David Blaine stuck in a fishbowl. Is this really a magic or just attention getting bulls#$t? Not to be outdone Joel demonstrates his amazing skill with a Rubik’s Cube. Can he set a new personal best time while getting heckled? Also: Backdoor love, old farts in comedy and why you should always perform magic for minority audiences. Right click here to download – 76 minutes, 31 megsHorribly framed photo with Joel (the cubemaster), Bill Bushart and Corey

Guest Russ Brown returns from show #44. He brings all the perspective of a father of three who owns a dune buggy. Russ details vasectomy nightmares, the sudafed crackdown, and why girl kids suck. Joel tries to tell his story of a date to the movie United 93, but is interrupted with tasteless 9/11 jokes. Ultimately, Corey is shocked and amused with the casting of a TV dork legend cast as a 9/11 victim. Also, show #66 feedback, two-headed babies on TV, ponzi schemes and the hottest kids show host ever. Right click here to download – 79 minutes, 32 megs