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Recently, I wrote about a bakery in Portland, Oregon that was being unfairly protested, and now it seems that a Florist in Richland, Washington is suffering the same fate.

The woman, Baronelle Stutzman, told her longtime homosexualist customer, of over 20 years, that she could not supply flowers for his illegal gay “marriage” ceremony because Jesus told her it was improper and against his will. This backside diddling gay became irate and smashed every flower in the store due to his gay rage, then immediately phoned the Homogay Agenda Headquarters to get his story out in the news. You can read his version on the gay site “The Advocate” here

Since we are a completely unbiased news source, we are able to tell you the true story behind this travesty though. According to an employee in the store at the time, this is how the conversation between Baronelle and Robert Ingersoll went (We have edited the swearing and explicit sex terms that the gay used. Otherwise this is an exact transcript of the events).

Baronelle: “Hi darling, how can I help you today?”

Gay: “I’m so excited, sweetie! I’m getting married!”

Baronelle: That’s great, honey. Who’s the lucky lady?

Gay: “Oh no, baby, I’m a gay.”

Baronelle: “What? I knew you were very nice to other men, and very helpful in arranging flowers for them, and offering tips on interior design and fashion, but you seemed like a normal person. Why did you choose to be a gay?”

Gay: “It’s not a choice, you dumb b*tch, it’s a lifestyle. Now sell me some pansies for my illegal gay ‘marriage’ you tw*t.”

Baronelle: “Oh my! There is no need to get belligerent. You’ve been a great and loyal customer for years. Why are you treating me like this now? Have you gone into a gay rage?”

Gay: “D*mn right, wh*re. We gays have the right to rage whenever we want, wherever we want because we are taking over the world! Soon, you’ll be seeing men “plowing other men’s back forty” on the streets, because Obama is going to legalize gay “marriage” and get rid of DOMA. Deal with it, you c*nt”

Baronelle: “I was just told by Jesus that I can’t sell you flowers for this illegal “wedding”, and He told me to make you leave this shop forever”.

Gay: “F*ck you, B*tch! I’ll do what I want, and Jesus can’t stop me.”

At this point, the gay went into a full gay rage and smashed everything in the shop while shouting “I’m fabulous, b*tches!”.

This poor women had over $300,000 of damage done to her store, and is now being boycotted by the gays due to the fact that she listened to Jesus and refused to sell flowers for an illegal “wedding”. How can we stand for this in God’s Country? With all the criminal activity that the gays are involved in, how can we sit back and allow Obama to deny DOMA? Everyday, we see more and more violence by the gays, but only people who follow God’s word are being called out by the media. I, for one, am sickened by our decaying morals in America and across the world. It is time for us to take a stand and tell the gays that we won’t be intimidated. We need to start putting them in private camps for gays only so they can’t infect other inmates with the gay bowel disease, and also keep them off the streets away from normal people. If someone tells you they are a gay, or you suspect they are “closeted”, you should immediately call your local sheriff and let them know that you suspect your “friend” of being a gay and they are probably guilty of multiple hate crimes against normal people.

These gays were arrested on the charge of “possible homosexual hate crimes against normal-sexed people”.

About The AuthorYears of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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I’ve got to imagine this wasn’t the way the conversation went and u shouldn’t just refer to a person as “the gay”. Anywho, the bible doesn’t condemn homosexuality Jesus was about love and verses have been misinterpreted go to gaychristiannetwork for indepth study.

I’ve known gay people (and bi… And pan) who were way more Christian than the CW staff combined… At least they care for everyone and follow the teachings of jesus… Whereas you guys constantly stomp on his teachings on a daily basis…

It didn’t go like this and the owner admitted it in the local paper. I live here, and I know the young lady who quit her job at the shop quite well.
Whoever wrote this should be ashamed of themselves. Don’t liars go “south”, too?

JESSES DEAD MY TW OTHER BROTHERS HAVE BEEN SHOT AND MY MOTHER AND FATHER HAVE DIED IN A CRASH CAN ANYTHING ELSE GO WRONG OH YEAH MY GIRLFREIND GETS RAPED I HAVETO PAY SOME B*TCH $400,000 BECAUSE I LET HER HOUSE GET ROBBED WHICH I DID NOT MY DOG HAD TO BE PUT DOWN AND MY YOUNGER SISTER JUST KILLED HERSELF YOU KNOW WHAT WHERE IS YOUR GOD BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH HIM

You seemed troubled. I didn’t understand what you typed, because your “Caps Lock” was on, but it seemed sad. Go visit your local Church, you’ll feel better and they will teach you how to turn off the “Caps Lock” button. God bless you.

I’m fine *sobs* now Jesse is buried in Lichtenstein my mother and father are buried in Greece my brother Kirin was buried in Sweden my brother roman was buried in Ukraine and my sister Kim was buried in Vietnam they were buried where they were all Born yeah that just tells you how much my parents were active during work they retired they died at age 65 my parents were celebrating there anniversary 40 years my brothers were celebrating getting married and well you know how Jesse died my sister killed herself after someone slipped vodka in her drink and found out she was lesbian she stabbed herself 4 times

That is awful, yet at the same time, a tad bit fake. I mean, your younger sister committed suicide, your two brothers where shot, your parents died in a car crash, you had to put down your dog, your girlfriend was raped, and you owe someone four hundred thousand dollar. I don’t want to look like the asshole here, but I’m having a hard time believing this.

Such hateful nonsense on this website. I dont understand how you can be so ignorant these days. Jesus loved everyone. He never said one hateful thing about gays or anyone. He said love your neighbor. He prefered the company of beggars and the poor over royalty. He said give more than you recieve. He never said to slander or degrade others and he never said one word about gay people-

Do you not know what the definition of unbiased is? You keep claiming to be things you aren’t or vice versa, and yet every single time you do, you’re wrong. You are every single thing you claim to not be and you aren’t right whatsoever about what you say you are.

Damn, today was one of those days where I get told about how everything is evil and that gays and every other evil thing including christians who disagree with my parents are about to cause the apocalypse…

When I ask why certain things are evil I just get this: Gays, metal…Oh, yeah dats evil. It jest is. Why is Christianity da way 2 go? It just IS and only fools doubt. I’ve wondered what makes them foolish. I’ve never seen a reason showing otherwis

Homosexuality is not a choice it’s genicits if god did make us (which he didn’t because I aren’t stuck in the dark ages) wouldn’t you all be naked? infact this site shouldn’t exist since it’s sin to use unnatural stuff so basicly all of you are going to hell