“Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lord Likely, Victorian aristocrat, adventurer and full-time hedonist. Not to put too fine a point on it, I am a legend in my own life-time, and I rather fancy I shall be a legend in everyone’s lifetime henceforth. I really am cocking-well fantastic.”

“My name is Janis. I’m a webdesigner working for a digital creative agency called Digibrand. Sometimes I create websites, posters, ecards, sounds and other stuff for good people. Sometimes I just clean s@#$ for my bird – Kventin.”

“Hi, we’re Incognito…literally. We’re a full-service advertising agency made up of creatives from a bunch of other agencies. What the heck does that mean? Well, it means that you get top-notch talent at a fraction of the cost…and we work weekends.”