I mean, you're a modern space warrior with near-infinite storage space and non-degrading digital playback. How could you POSSIBLY be related to something with miniature reels, a pressure pad, crumbling tape, and a stupid sticker for personalization by pen??

But then you learned the terrible truth of your formerly mysterious lineage: Your enemy is also your progenitor.

Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, our I Am Your Father Cassette Men's T-Shirt features a clever play on the contentious father and son relationship expressed in a certain cinematic sci-fi series.

Yes, this too-clever-for-its-own-good t-shirt for men features old (and "old" is another word for "evil") technology revealing its relationship to modern and superior music players.

Will good and modern tech triumph over old, useless technology given the occasional pass thanks to nostalgia's distorted perspective? Perhaps the battle on this very t-shirt will answer this culture-defining question.