I can't believe I forgot to review this before after reading it several times... I feel so ashamed...
Anyway, Teaser's a brilliant idea you've got going here, and whenever I see the performance Kiba directed or even think about it, I start laughing because it's absolutely hilarious.
I like how Ino and Deidara just ignore Obitobi's (he's more annoyed with that one, right?) plans for world domination and befriend each other over their hair styles.
Out of curiousity, how many bottles of whiskey did Kisame down before being dragged away from the alcohol or passing out. And the idea of pyromaniac Sharingan babies makes me think that Akatsuki's base will have to get insurance so Kakuzu doesn't get several heart attacks from the repair costs.
Poor A, being stuck with badly rapping jinchuriki who are apparently friends.
Also, I like Emerald. He seems cool.

Yes phoenixy-san! You should continue this story..please..
the prologue is good..and i think the next chapter must be cool!hehe
and i hope this fic. is on your draft and project to continue...
so please phoenixy-san to continue this story...
yosh!

YES! You should definitely write more! Please? For me? (Cuz it's already hilarious, and it has so much more potential.)

Win chapter 1 . 9/10/2013

YES, PLEASE DO IT! Sounds really funny, and better than quite a few time travel scenarios. Though I'm not crazy about your Phoenix Corporation, simply because I don't know the characters inside it, this was still ridiculously funny.
Poor Shino.

Yes, write the story! I'd review on every single chapter and do anything to keep you from stopping! I loved so many scenes! I'm not gonna write them all down 'cause I think you know they're awesome! Make me happy, write this into a fanfiction! Pleeeease! *puppy eyes*