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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Next Friday is the "Book Launch" for the Chicken Soup for the Soul book I'm in...at the Barnes & Noble in New York City.

Never mind that to get there I have to drive through the Lincoln Tunnel, AKA 'The Claustrophic Tunnel of Doom'...but as we all know I'm heading straight for the über-cluster of Swine Flu.

Like the hero firefighter going into the burning building. OK, not at all like that, but still.

So my sister who lives in Manhattan and who has a completely normal brain totally knows me and is all: "Are you still coming?" and I'm all: "Why- cuz of the Airforce One flyby scare or the swine flu?" and she's all "Both."

Then the Chicken Soup publicist emails me and asks would I want to do an interview beforehand for CBS RADIO and had to act all "Sure I can fit that in" meanwhile I'm all "WTF - How am I supposed to sound coherent when I'm baked on valium????!!!!"

Plus- Dooce is in the book too. What is she shows up and wants to kick my ass?

Although I'm a pretty good kickboxer. I could totally take her as long as she's not tall. Her face looks like she's tall.

Anyway.

If I survive the Lincoln Tunnel, terrorist attack simulations, swine flu exposure, tangling with Dooce and accidental valium overdose, you should totally try to hear my interview on CBS radio.

Unless you're planning on calling in and being all: "Your guest sounds like she's on something - you should ask her."

That's awesome! Good luck with your CBS Radio interview. Now if we can just get you on the Early Show. Anyway, I totally didn't go to a shagfest (dance on the docks at Red's Shem Creek) tonight because of the crowds and the fear of catching Swine Flu-excuse me-H1N1 Influenza. Apparently there is a suspect case here in Mt. Pleasant. Instead went to the beach after drinks and ...

Anyway, check out my blog to see how this Swine Flu is influencing my creativity on my new Bamboo Drawing Pad.

Ok who the heck is Dooce? I've seen you mention this Dooce like a dozen times and I don't know who it is.Good Luck with your interview! And just slip a valium into all the drinks around you and everyone will be kicking on your level.

I think you're forgetting about something here. Your cbs radio interview could be the funniest thing ever if you were all high on valium and talking crazy about swine flu and Twilight and kicking Dooce's pregnant ass. I say take two valium.

Save some of the "Vitamin V" for BlogHer, will ya? And be sure to post the time of your interview so we can all listen in! So proud of you!!!!

If "Dooce" is preggers, does that make her "Tres" now?

BTW...prego boobs can get pretty big...you might want to postpone any "boob-offs" until after the "nursing" has ended. Then, it's you and your "girls" vs. golf balls in tube socks. I can see it as a cable TV special event!

Very very cool. What's the title, besides Chicken Soup for the Soul?? Inquiring minds want to know. And just so you know, I'd skip right over Dooce's instalment and go straight to yours. And THEN, I'd read Dooce's. Maybe.

You could totally take her! You've got the whole agility thing going for you, whereas Dooce is significantly hindered by the gigantic baby belly she's sporting... not that I read her blog or know what's up with her at all... no way.