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July 20, 2011

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(whispers)
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(rap music)
Woman: Yeah, uh-huh.
You know what it is.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Yeah, uh-huh.
You know what it is.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Woo!
Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.
My nose and ass. They're both big.
Yeah, uh-huh. Swimming fucking hater.
Sipping OE at my passover seder.
Looking for my parents.
When you see me you know everything.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
I put it down.
Got a star of David on my chain.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Uh-huh.
Black dad, Jewish mom.
Eat gefilte fish.
My point down.
Soon as I hit the shoe I go so hard.
I'm Rosa Shawna. I go so far.
Get my hair did.
Reading the Tora.
I'm thugged out.
I scare my enemies with the minora.
And I got the pedal to the metal.
Sitting in my mini-van coming
straight up off the shadow.
Hear my grandma talk,
but there's nothing you can tell her.
We on the way to meet up
with our Jewish Don Misella.
She try to set me up,
but I'm breaking hearts.
At least they're circumcised.
It's a good start.
Yeah, uh-huh.
You know what it is.
My nose and ass, they're both big.
I use hot sauce on my lutzen bagels.
We on the corner shooting dreidels.
Rapping for my parents,
when you see me you know everything.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
You shut it down.
Have my pockets for the KFC.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Got a call from my Rabbi.
This just in.
There's a great deal on kosher chicken.
Wearing big glasses,
but I'm sheek though.
My bat mitzveh was cracking all week, hoe.
I'm sipping [unintelligible]
and I'm keeping jobless.
Every Hanukkah I do that with the lockers.
No paper planes,
but I'm taking flight.
I got a free trip to Israel. Birth right!
Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.
My nose and ass, they're both big.
I'm popping bottles.
Look lying bitch.
Don't spend no money,
but you know I'm rich.
Looking for my parents.
When you see me you know everything.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Pouring out a little
manischewitz for the homies.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
I put up doing what I'm supposed to do,
but it's hard when there's good
barbecue sitting close to you.
My mini-van looks approachable.
Super cheap, but we roll deep.
You wanna mess with a chick
whose spins dreidels, bake holen,
get fly, save dollars, that's that.
Jewish rap.
I made me some chicken stew
cuz my folk has said,
"If you need you a lawyer
I'll get you a deal."
(doorbell)
Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.
My nose and ass, they're both big.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Screaming fucking hater.
Sipping hennessy in my passover seder.
Looking for my parents.
When you see me you know everything.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
I put it down,
got a star of David in my grill.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Yeah, uh-huh. You know what it is.
My nose and ass, they're both big.
I use hot sauce on my lutsen bagels.
We on the corner shooting dreidel.
Looking for my parents
when you see me you know everything.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
You shut it down
have my body's for that KFC.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish.
(piano playing)
Shalom to your mother.