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Friday, 1 July 2011

How to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down. 2. On all your check stubs, write " For Marijuana." 3. Skip down the street Rather than Walk, and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing Along At The Opera. 6. When The money comes out of the cash machine, Scream" I Won! I Won!" 7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car park, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One of You Go." 9. Pick up a box of condoms at the chemist, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

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Soak the labels off the tins and bottles you put out for recycling. A neighbour asked me why I did it and I told him it was so the council could not identify the products I choose to buy. The next week he started doing the same thing!