Yes, there is only one thing anyone is allowed to talk about right now, and that is the Earthquake that just happened. Don’t worry, the deck has survived and all reports from Ishi are that there was some movement, as designed, but no damage. The quake registered a 6.0 on the puffy tail scale so this was a good test of its durability.
That’s all for this fake news report so please stop watching the same 5 seconds of b-roll on the news and watch our time lapse video in the previous post!