So my coworker who just got his first car goes up to me and says he got a new car he says to me sarcasticly " bro my new car can beat your Subaru"

I reply "ok what car do you have?"
Cw: Uhh I don't know but it's a five speed and an 02
me: o ok, is it a civic?
Cw: no it's not a civic but it's a small sedan.
Me: (jokingly) is it a metro?
Cw: actually yeah it is