Ripped Retro Miller High Life Patch Hat

This Miller High Life trucker hat has to be the sexiest thing alive. I mean, the Miller High Life patch? The ripped stitching across the brim? The mesh back and plastic adjustable strap so it fits perfectly just for me... I love this hat. I do. Like too much. My friends tell me that it's unnatural. But I can't. Stop. Loving. This. hat.