7 comments:

#1 Sly StalloneJackman is pimp, but he does not beat Rambo, even more importantly, just look at Rocky IV come on! He ended the cold war! I know I said it before but I'll say it again. It doesn't hurt that Rocky IV was one of my favorite movies growing up and still is. But in a straight up fight stallone kicks jackman's ass.

#4 Chuck NorrisI like jean Claude, but its freaking Chuck Norris, did you know that under his beard there's another fist? Don't believe me? Family Guy proved it! Chuck Wins Chuck Wins!

#6 Vin Diesel Tony Hopkins has had one truly bad ass character (yeah that's right I can call him Tony because I'm a Tony get over it we're tight like that), Vin has had dozens. Plus straight up fight once again Vin wins.

#2 Arnold Schwea#$%^#@#$!I can't spell his name but he can still kick ass. His last name should officially be considered a bad word so that way no one has to spell it and because he's that bad ass! Have you seen Conan the barbarian? He's the freaking governor now. He's a republican governor in one of the most liberal states in the USA, yeah that's how bad ass he is. Plus Norton weighs what a buck 80 soaking wet? Arnold could beat him with one hand.

Sly over DroverIf you don't understand the Jackman's reference, it's the reason he loses this match. It was his name in a non-badass film done with Nicole 'I'm a stiff board with a silver spoon up my ass' Kidman. At least Sly's bad movie was an indie porno, and his career still thrived. SEX SELLS!

ChuckThis is a pretty even matchup, pitting two guys with feet-of-fury who like to kick things A LOT. But I make the call on the fact that a roundhouse kick from Chuck can alter space/time...Van Dame might only break a bone.

Vin Diesel over Sir AnthonyJust the title 'Sir' alone lost him this match. Diesel drags this match into the streets and bloodies Hopkins before he can remove his loafers and tie.

Arnold over NortonI give credit to any man that can pull off a leather loincloth not once but 2x. He simply flexes and Nazi-Norton passes out.