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Sunday, April 4, 2010

4 April 2010

Front and centre: A lady in white-framed sunglasses has received a $40 parking ticket, even though she was doing a prostate cancer charity run at the time of the crime. I haven't been this outraged since that time the late Mother Teresa was fined for loitering.

On top: I couldn't find the details on this one, but it seems that medical bureaucracy is bad. Also, a small couple are lording their wealth and beauty over us.

Beneath: Subaru makes a car called the IMPREZA? Thanks, but no thanks. I'll stick to my Toyota DISENCHANTRIX.

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