The amount of spam I receive is quite ridiculous. I wish I knew what I had bought or signed up for to cause this or maybe it just happens. Watching online porn is not really something I partake in, but I sure get all sorts of offers. If a stranger were to peek inside my spam box they would think I am a kinky hot mess. Some of this stuff I am not even sure what it means. Oh, and of course because I have such a weird name, they think I am a dude which tends to make things much worse. Here are a few examples:

Jessica Alba loves her new role in my bedroom after discovering my enhancement.

*I personally don’t see how scaring women with a “tool” is a positive thing. I don’t think a woman running away and locking herself in the bathroom, wielding a plunger for defense, is the result you want when showing your “tool”*