I cannot type without looking at the keyboard, which also means I cannot type.

Oh this? It’s the message board … let’s talk.

There are more words than pictures on instagram … this offends me.

I want 4 giggles cookies.

I don’t watch the news; I just don’t care anymore … besides all they want to do is scare you:

Is there something on your doorknob that could kill your grandparents? Tune in at 11

If you say these words will your tongue fall out? We will tell you after the game

90,000 people shot dead with nerf guns, we’re live on the scene … could your kid be next?

No one enjoys cherry starbursts

I could never own the Microsoft Surface tablet, not only because I’m an apple fanboy, but because I’m not prepared to freestyle hip hop dance for no apparent reason

How long till Football season?

Godzilla vs. Grape Ape … I got Grape Ape

Why Roman Numerals? Aren’t the numbers we have sufficient?

Looking at it, Skeletor belongs in Castle Greyskul … even the box art thought so

Inspector Gadget is a really grim tale … he had to be in one hell of an accident to have to be rebuilt that way … he must want to kill himself.

Fun stopped sometime around 1996

GI Joe was a real American hero … so when Cobra was doing all types of things around the globe, what jurisdiction did the Joes have?

Mel really couldn’t tell when Alice dressed up as Sam Butler

Pizza Rolls or Pizza Bagel Bites?

I want a 64 box of Crayola’s … with the sharpener in the back of course
… Remember the kids who had those generic crayons? The colors were written all bold … and they had some kinda argyle pattern down the side?
Get those non-Crayola’s outta here ya simp!

Scared Shitless is way better being scared shitmore

Nothing is happening on Saturday Mornings these days, why not just replay all the 80s cartoons?