Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and amor potions.gIn Bali, men believed a woman would fall in amor if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.eThe Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolate a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolate a día before visiting his harem of 600 women.aScientists suggest that most people will fall in amor approximately seven times before marriage.hSome individuals who claim never to have felt romantic amor suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...

tu can be the maní, cacahuete mantequilla to my jellyYou can be the mariposas I feel in my bellyYou can be the captainAnd I can be your first mateYou can be the chills that I feel on our first dateYou can be the heroAnd I can be your sidekickYou can be the tear That I cry if we ever splitYou can be the rain from the nube when it's stormin'Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

ChorusDon't know if I could ever be Without you'Cause boy tu complete meAnd in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we needCause you're the manzana, apple to my pieYou're the straw to my berryYou're the smoke to my...

Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. amor yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible. Cherie-Carter ScottsTrust opens up new and unimagined possibilities. Robert C. SolomonMany people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible. Robert C. SolomonAll trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal. Robert C. SolomonTrust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships. Robert C. SolomonTrust is a...

Remember, tu don't forgive someone for his o her sake - tu forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've dado the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger o guilt towards someone, o towards yourself. But that can be easier dicho than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??He was trying to find pooh.There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did tu get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''What's black and white, black and white, black and white?A pingüino, pingüino de rolling down a hill.Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

Being a retard online will bring tu riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: tu crave attention, tu absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, tu may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because por being a retard online tu can get all the attention tu need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If tu want to be a retard tu must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

Have tu ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this articulo is right for you! Hahaha. tu know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that tu have to go to the bathroom, and that tu think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are tu doing okay in there?". To make it even más annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when tu are pinching her cheeks with both hands.Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then tu may call her por this cute name.Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...