WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - In his
fourth pep rally for the Iraq War, President Bush admitted making
mistakes about his initial reasons for going to war, but pointed out
that two Iraq wrongs make a right.

"Sure, I was wrong about WMD and
the Iraq-9/11 connection, but everybody knows that two wrongs make a
right. That’s how I manage to never really make any mistakes.

If for example I'm wrong about Social Security being privatized or
something, I just need to be wrong one more time about that issue
before I'm right again! I learned that a long time ago from Rush
Limbaugh.

I know some of you eggheads out there will say this is just some
kind of
logical fallacy or whatnot, but without these so-called
fallacies,
unemployment would skyrocket because all the fundies, right wing talk
show hosts, politicians, stock brokers and marketing executives would
be out of a job!

So that is why we have to stay the course in Vietnam. Oops, I
mean Iraq," said Mr. Bush to hall full cheering Republican Zombies.