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Daamn, I knew that Fry is stupid, but that’s absolutely insane! That idiot has discovered an artist in himslefl, dammit! He has drawn a porn comics, and is now showing it to everyone. I took a look and was stunned – that jerk has drawn a threesome with himself, me and Leela! And it’d be ok, but one little detail – I look a complete retard in it! I give handjobs and act like a stupid! Fry fucks Leela in her snatch, then I fuck Fry, then he sucks my metal hose, Then we all drown in an orgy! Ugh, what a disgrace! I’m ouuta here, gotta kill Fry! Damn him for drawing such crazy shit… That’s not a Futurama porn, that’s bullshit!!! Freaking funny bullshit, though…

Fuck, I knew that Fry is a weirdo, but that he’s bisexual – no way! Didn’t even think of it. Nevertheless, last night when we all had sex at our workplace, he jumped on top of Professor’s dick and started bouncing, moaning from pleasure! I don’t get it – was he drunk? ‘Cause then he had his butt slammed by Amy’s brand new strap-on! I started thinking that he was gay, but he started pounding Leela’s hot pussy, and I calmed down. The rest of the sex party was great – I banged Leela and drank beer at the same time. That’s two of my favorite hobbies – fucking and drinking!

I got Fry and Leela a sex machine so they could spice up their sex lives, they had no idea I implanted a hidden camera on it so I could broadcast their dirty lovemaking online all over the galaxy! Not that I enjoy watching Fry’s naked butt and limp dick, but it’s worth the sacrifice if I get to whack off to Leela’s big tits and tight ass while she’s getting fucked by Fry on the sex machine.

Fry asked me to help him build Leela a birthday gift she would not forget. What better than a sex machine? By the time we were done, we had put together the meanest, leanest fucking machine ever built. Leela couldn’t believe it and she couldn’t wait to give it a test ride! The only condition, of course, was to let us see her doing it! I whacked my “bender” like 30 times seeing the sexy one eyed alien ride the fuck machine!

Fry is what I call a good friend! Who else would let you participate in a threesome and fuck his hot alien girlfriend? Leela is a real piece of alien ass, man, I always get a huge boner for her, and it seems like she was quite intrigued with my “bender”. She asked Fry is we could all have a threesome, looks like robot sex is a turn on for her. Man, while she was sucking Fry’s cock, I was having a ball fucking her wet alien pussy, hoping I didn’t blow my load too soon inside her!

I love to snoop around the office; there is always something to see! Fry and hot Leela thought nobody was around, so I got to see the sexy alien babe giving fry a wicked boob job with her huge bubble tits. She was even sucking his hard cock while she massaged his shaft in between her meaty puppies. She may just have one eye, but it’s a good thing she’s got 2 tits, don’t you think? I though Fry was going to take her only eye out with a load of creamy spunk!