People typically use flamethrowers to clear brush. And just like that, for the first time in my life I cannot think of anything I'd rather do today than go clear me some brush. Better than a firehose and almost as badass as a proton pack, this legit, ready-to-use X15 Flamethrower is ripe for the getting to anyone who's got $1,600 bucks to pay for it.

In addition to disintegrating encroaching dead flora to ash, the X15 Flamethrower will also serve as a swell movie prop and, more importantly, lifesaving tool during the Zombie Apocalypse. Creators XMatter also note the fire-breathing machine is a good way to "keep your neighbors on edge", though being the conscientious and community-oriented model citizen that I am, I don't recommend using it for that purpose at all.

The Flamethrower system is rated up to 4000 psi, or roughly 4 times the standard operating pressure. Each unit is individually hydro tested and field tested prior to shipment, and arrives fully assembled and ready to ejaculate its dragon's breath out of the box. X15 packages include extra tips to adjust range and burn rate, with the standard 1/4" tip able to spew fire up to 50' using a fuel mixture of 90% diesel 10% gasoline. With this mixture output is 3 gallons in just under a minute. XMatter also sells a Napalm Mix for the Flamethrower, which increases the flame range and flow time, and produces a tights stream grouping.

XMatter would like you to know: "Flamethrowers are federally unregulated and not even considered a firearm (ironic) by the BATF. No need for any NFA tax stamps, weapons licensing or even an FFL dealer. Itís the purchaserís responsibility to ascertain that ownership and or use does not violate any state or local laws or regulations. Must be 18+ to purchase."

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