Doris, a wise schoolteacher, sent this note to all parents on the first day of school:
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise
not to believe everything he says happens at home.

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 48 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

Administration

The school office is open from 7:15 am until 3:45 pm, Monday through Friday,and phone numbers listed below are for area code 408