Tuesday, June 24, 2014

I knew my 6-week Mandarin language course would eventually pay dividends. My shift manager at Panda Express just informed me that effective today I am being promoted within the Service and Kitchen team to a customer-facing position. Till now I was restricted to the confines of the back kitchen with strict orders not to ever appear within sight of the public. Last week, however, one of the patrons heard me reciting a Hamlet soliloquy in Mandarin, which I sometimes resort to when steam frying the rice. Apparently he wrote to corporate headquarters lamenting the fact that such talent should not be wasted, and demanding an immediate promotion for the yet unseen and unknown employee he had been so impressed with.

In other news, I am now a little closer to the required entry fee for a $150 satellite to Event #55 ($1,500 No-Limit Hold'em), which I will be playing on my only day off for the month, June 28. As posted earlier, I am confident of a very deep run which in turn will provide the bankroll for my much anticipated trip to Macau. I can already picture the look on my shift manager's face when I hand in my immediate notice of resignation.

how about a gofundme.com acct???? or donate plasma??????? i will take my 10% in dimes/quarters .dollar bills can b traced and i am off the grid,sir.or i will take it in ganja,ammo( 9mm glaser safety slugs,.22 rimfire,or .223 fmj),or mountian dew

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As a former lumberjack and subsistence farmer, I currently live in a Las Vegas shelter for the homeless. Having totally depleted my poker bankroll, I am training to become a short order cookcolon hydrotherapistBig Six Wheel dealerhead lice removal technician...?