I think she thinks that she has a mess on her hands because I keep offering to clear the rocks, but she can't say yes it's OK because she says I have no remorse for doing the work on the Tea Cup trail, so I can't be allowed to do any volunteer maintenance because the people who hate me doing maintenance would not send her Hot Chocolate or Egg Nog recipes anymore. Who knows what she thinks? Maybe Ride'n'Shine knows what she thinks, he probably meets with her regularly and knows how she thinks.
What say you Ride'n'Shine?

I would HIGHLY suggest that you stop stalking me, I have seen you digging through my trash, and my neighbors are getting concerned. I have informed them that I am more than capable of defending myself and my family and now TD you are informed as well.

I have no interest in being a trail boss, helping a trail boss, or even getting involved with anything about trail work. When I was introduced to MTB while living in Sedona, it was never mentioned I was required to do trail work and correct me if I am mistaken but it still is not required now.

TD
Your first mistake with Sedona was your trail map. That really pissed off the wrong people at the FS.

Your second mistake with Sedona was admitting to the LEO you did unauthorized trail work.

I can only imagine what your third mistake will be, probably pissing off the wrong local.

This is Sedona not Moab, why are YOU pushing so hard to change it?

Why don't you take your money and buy a few square miles of land, take a shovel and insert it in your rectum, then while walking backwards bend over repeatedly until till you tire, rest, eat, repeat. This way you can build all the trail you want to for the masses and the whole time you are working you can see what a masterpiece your butt has made!!

I think she thinks that she has a mess on her hands because I keep offering to clear the rocks, but she can't say yes it's OK because she says I have no remorse for doing the work on the Tea Cup trail, so I can't be allowed to do any volunteer maintenance because the people who hate me doing maintenance would not send her Hot Chocolate or Egg Nog recipes anymore. Who knows what she thinks? Maybe Ride'n'Shine knows what she thinks, he probably meets with her regularly and knows how she thinks.
What say you Ride'n'Shine?

I have my custard chilling in the snow RIGHT NOW! In less than 15 minutes I will know if I made DELISH-NOG or I wasted 35min of my life. Just in case I ruined my home made NOG I also purchased store bought NOG so that my party goers will have a POSITIVE PARTY NOG EXPERIENCE!

I have my custard chilling in the snow RIGHT NOW! In less than 15 minutes I will know if I made DELISH-NOG or I wasted 35min of my life. Just in case I ruined my home made NOG I also purchased store bought NOG so that my party goers will have a POSITIVE PARTY NOG EXPERIENCE!

here's what I think, as a Nog Boss as approved by Yuletide Service...

unless you rrrrrrrrealy fugged up the custard, the Yuletide gods smile upon those that embrace their surroundings for holiday cheer. They also shine down on risk aversion. Liquor and spices cover almost any mistake.

I once turned the nastiest batch of homebrew into delicious fruit lambic. But I sent an email to Debbie for approval first and had to wait 2 days. It actually made the sour better.

unless you rrrrrrrrealy fugged up the custard, the Yuletide gods smile upon those that embrace their surroundings for holiday cheer. They also shine down on risk aversion. Liquor and spices cover almost any mistake.

I once turned the nastiest batch of homebrew into delicious fruit lambic. But I sent an email to Debbie for approval first and had to wait 2 days. It actually made the sour better.

Nog is sooooo damn good. Like rich and cccccreammmmy good. That wisp of nutmug hits the palate with just the right amount of spice to round out richness. yum...

What was said in ANY conversation with her that I have had is between me and her and is none of your business. Unlike you TD I keep private conversations private!

If I was in her shoes, I wouldn't even give you a thought anymore. That's to be expected when you break the trust with an authority.

Obviously you're still butt-hurt over your banning, so don't take it out on those who were following the laws and decided to not do any unauthorized trail work!

Think about putting your passion to work where your able to, kinda like what you are doing now. Lets call this position "trail recon officer", the job could be to ride the trails and report to the FS trail conditions and areas of concern, for trails that are not adopted. This would keep you riding, while contributing. It's a long shot for ya though, I doubt they will allow you to participate in any fashion.

Though I do not share your notion that I have committed MTBR suicide, but if so, I'd rather that than Sedona MTB political suicide which you so proudly announced to everyone.

I really don't appreciate what you TD haters are doing to my very important thread.

You are failing to see the value of this thread! You may have started the thread but we have come along and found it needed improvements! Thus we have improved this thread for the readers of the AZ MTBR forum. You should thank us for the hard work we have been doing finding different recipes and such for the masses.

Currently at Mayo Clinic being tested for a kidney transplant. Donors welcome.

You are failing to see the value of this thread! You may have started the thread but we have come along and found it needed improvements! Thus we have improved this thread for the readers of the AZ MTBR forum. You should thank us for the hard work we have been doing finding different recipes and such for the masses.

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You guys are stalking me and I don't like it. My neighbors have seen you guys checking my garbage for partially empty Hot Chocolate and Egg Nog containers. This will not be tolerated

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You guys are stalking me and I don't like it. My neighbors have seen you guys checking my garbage for partially empty Hot Chocolate and Egg Nog containers. This will not be tolerated

Off topic, we are just adapting the thread so the readers with limited shovel experience may enjoy a holiday treat. Surely a man with a family background in Donut making can understand someone wanting a tasty treat for the holidays!

Currently at Mayo Clinic being tested for a kidney transplant. Donors welcome.

Off topic, we are just adapting the thread so the readers with limited shovel experience may enjoy a holiday treat. Surely a man with a family background in Donut making can understand someone wanting a tasty treat for the holidays!

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Are you stalking me. I don't appreciate you making fun of William W. Finch born 12/25/21 in Dixon, IL the home of Ronald Regan who was my dads lifeguard. My dad was the BEST dount maker that TIC TOC Driven ever employed.

I will always remember William letting me drive our 15' ski boat with the 25 hp mercury pulling my friends water skiing around Donner Lake when I was 13 years old. There was no better father in the whole world. Thanks dad for the great life and all those day old donuts.

PARTY UPDATE: My NOG was a hit! all 64oz of it were consumed in under 45 minutes! Thanks for the help everyone! You have made me proud to be part of the AZ cycling community! I'm typing this at a party under the influence of NOG so if there are grammatical errors I apologize.

I don't want to hijack your thread or party but is there any room for a flagstaffian at said DiabolicNog night? I got an invite from TD to attend his DiabeticTrail Fight but your party sounds more fun.

They are still OFF TOPIC. I want you to ban these individuals from the next RTCA meeting on the 20th. All users who want to adopt the current user-built trails and will sign-up for the Adopt'a'Trail program are welcome.

Fat Tire Dave says that 40% of the hikers who use the Sedona trails hate the mountain biking community. I have spent the last two days interviewing hikers on the Sedona trails and have asked them "if they hate the mountain bikers", so far 15 hikers say they like the mountain bikers and none of them said they don't like bikers. Of course I offered the hikers free beer and deli sandwiches before I asked the question.

Mommy!!!!!! They're making fun of me!!!!! Can you tell them to stop????? I don't want them to come to my birthday party!!!

Wow dude. Never thought we'd get to see you get this childish. Well, I best be off. I'm going to go to M77's house and root around in his trash a little bit, maybe I can get a little nog out of that growler that is sitting in there. Yes I know it's not even 7 am but it's the holidays!

In all seriousness, I don't think you're going to get things accomplished on MTBR...well not other than trolling and getting your threads derailed. Maybe you should keep to the threads about you and your wife riding rather than threads about how the FS is sticking in your bum.

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely it is youíll crash.
- Julie Furtado

I suppose this is an internet forum and all bet's are off but some of this is mean-spirited. Clever yes, but it's really not that funny. This world is f***ked up enough as it is and if you can't tolerate traildoc's posts don't read them. And one thing you can't accuse him of is being mean-spirited. Annoying and hyjacking a thread yes, but nothing bum related and certainly nothing to ever get him banned. I look forward to seeing new neg rep in my account

I suppose this is an internet forum and all bet's are off but some of this is mean-spirited. Clever yes, but it's really not that funny. This world is f***ked up enough as it is and if you can't tolerate traildoc's posts don't read them. And one thing you can't accuse him of is being mean-spirited. Annoying and hyjacking a thread yes, but nothing bum related and certainly nothing to ever get him banned. I look forward to seeing new neg rep in my account

Have a great party.

Rock

Carefull now, TD is requesting members be banned for not staying on topic!

What's the topic, well the thread title and what TD wants to talk about isn't exactly the same. I guess part of it might have been to direct trail bosses as to when the best time to do trail maintainence. This info is, well lets say, is just to make TD look like he is doing the trail bosses a favor in sharing his wisdom that even small children know about from sandbox experience. Then you read his first post and find that he is complaining about a 2 day turn-around for maintainence approval on a program he has no involvement in.

I called him on it, and he came at me with a "what have you done for the trails lately" BS! I do not appreciate anyone who try's to create a problem in order to get policy (unpopular to him) changed simply because he cannot grasp the simple concept of the 7 P's!!!