mooseyfate:People that take longer than 20 seconds to back out of a parking space are farking assholes. People that sit in their car for five minutes to text or make a phone call while their car is in reverse deserve a special place in hell with child molesters and people that talk during movies.

On the other hand, unless your on Rodeo Drive, or its Christmas Eve, just get another spot and walk. Lardass.