If President Trump Were A Mormon Missionary (Parody Video)

Over the past five years, we’ve interviewed nearly 1,000 returned Mormon missionaries. We thought we’d try something new and decided to interview President Donald Trump about his experiences being a missionary ;).

President Trump: I came in and they were screaming and they were loving everything and we were- I was having fun- they were having fun, they said throw them to me, throw them to me Mr. President and so I’m so doing some..

President Trump: Maybe the most incredible two days that I’ve ever witnessed, I’ve ever been a part of. And there was a lot of love being brought together.

Interviewer: How did your key indicators compare from the beginning of your mission to the end of your mission?

President Trump: The highest it’s ever been in the history of these various indicators they do and that’s I think 28 years- for decades.

Interviewer: You didn’t get the best media coverage while you were down there on your mission, could you tell us a little bit more about that?

President Trump: So many things are happening, people don’t want to talk about it.I was disappointed with what happened from the standpoint of the media, but they got it and they really, I mean- you saw the love- there was love for the fact that I went there.

Interviewer: What do you think about missionaries that don’t obey mission rules?

President Trump: I’m very unhappy with their attitude. The spirit certainly is not there, because they’re all over the place causing trouble.

Interviewer: Do you think it’s possible to have 100% lessons with member present?

President Trump: I don’t think it is impossible and I think it’s something that can happen.

Interviewer: What are your opinions about tracting?

President Trump: So..in one sense you hate to see it, in another sense you feel you can do a good job, you’re really helping people, so it makes you feel good.

Interviewer: How many people did you- you know, baptize out there?

President Trump: 16,000 lives, 16,000 lives.

Interviewer: Is it possible to baptize the whole world?

President Trump: I think it’s something that- I’m not making any predictions, but I want to give that a shot before I even think about moving. For seven years I was a civilian, I wasn’t even thinking about doing this. I was doing my nice buildings all over, I was leading a very nice life, believe me. And then I decided for many years to come, maybe for 40 years, and maybe for longer than that, this is something that-it’s just- I believe this is going to work so easily.