The Oranjemen booked their place in Johannesburg for the 2010 World Cup final with a narrow escape from a Uruguayan side that played with plenty of passion but left it too late in the game before mounting a would-be comeback. Uruguay's Diego Forlan was again in impressive form and dictated the South Americans' attack, since Suarez was serving a one match suspension for his infamous handball.

Two things we learned, at least, from the Holland vs. Brazil match today, is that Jesus hates Brazil, and it's always important to stay Melo. Brazil's Kaka is the world's most expensive striker and was expected to be one of the stars of this World Cup. Known for praying on the pitch after the 2002 World Cup win, and for revealing messages like "I belong to Jesus" on his t-shirts beneath his team jersey after scoring, apparently Jesus' infatuation with Brazilian soccer is at an end.