Those Raunchy Hollyweird Sluts Are Breaking Up That Old Marriage Of Mine

One of the anal-retentive kulture kops at Brent Bozell’s pantysniffing Culture and Media Institute has his cilice in a bunch because Miley Cyrus was seen gobbling some penis cake (which is not actually a cake made out of dicks, salted or or not) and this is just another sign that women are having sex, WHICH IS VERY WRONG AND ICKY!

Paul Wilson wrinkles up his nose like he just smelled old onions and writes:

Actress and singer Miley Cyrus, who famously played the wholesome Hannah Montana, has become the epitome of the anti-role model for young girls. As reported by TMZ, Miley Cyrus gave her boyfriend a penis-shaped cake for his birthday, then posed for beyond-suggestive pictures with it.

As CMI has previously detailed, crude behavior is routine for young teen stars such as Lindsey Lohan and others, Cyrus herself has alluded to smoking marijuana and being a “stoner.”

But, given the sleaze of so much of what Hollywood produces, such behavior is unsurprising.

He then goes on writes about a movie called Bachelorette which is about a bunch of raunchy whores whoring it up raunchily before they settle down into a life of drudgery and minivans and pooping out kids and church going and slapped together casseroles and mom pants and dreams delayed or denied and….I’m sorry. Why exactly do people get married?

But put that out of your mind and let’s get back to the raunchy whores being raunchy:

“Bachelorette” is the latest movie to push the envelope in sexual themes. The Huffington Post reported that the comedy, which stars Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, and Ilsa Fisher, is “an unapologetic look at look at a sex-filled pre-wedding weekend.” The same article also declared of the film: “It’s also one of a number of new films in a growing wave of flicks that feature women catching up to men in the raunch and realism departments.”

The piece also quoted actress Lizzy Caplan actually celebrating this trend: “People are just waking up to stuff that I think we knew all along, so thank god for that,” Caplan said, referring to the ability to produce – and market – quality female comedies that feature more debauchery than romance.”

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Why actresses such as Caplan would want to take on roles making women look like bimbos is a mystery. But rampant sexual behavior in Hollywood films is increasing. The Culture and Media Institute has documented how Hollywood films such as “No Strings Attached” and “Hall Pass” have dialed up the sex factor in recent years.

But the consequences of the carefree attitude displayed by Hollywood concerning sex can be seen within their own ranks. Divorce and remarriage are rampant within Hollywood. Actor Corey Feldman alleged that he was sexually abused as a child actor, and that sexual abuse of minors is common in Hollywood. And prominent actresses like Megan Fox have warned that “casting couch” behavior – trading sex for the opportunity to take on acting gigs – is a common occurrence in Hollywood.

Of course, Paul Wilson would tell you that the good God-fearin’ folks in those predominately Red states are only doing all that adulterin’ and divorcin’ because the people in Hollywood are their role models, but it seems like it is their own fault for not saying “Hollywood, get thee behind me” and spending more time reading their Bibles where infidelity and sin are as rare as penis cakes.

Okay…. “penis cake” is in Ezekiel, but you’re going to have to find it yourself because I’m not going to be responsible for your going to Hell….