I may have a face for radio, but you, sir, have a brain for television.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

An Update to the Tucker Situation

I have more disturbing news about the Tucker Situation. At this point in time, all I can say is that the lawyer/private detective is still digging around looking for me.

Anyone know a good lawyer who specializes in harassment cases in the District? I don't have any money at the moment, but I could eventually get some with help from friends and family. Please send emails with your legal suggestions to geniusblogs AT sluggy DOT net.

In Other News:I am in a charity bachelor auction. The proceeds all go to V Day. Let's hope that Tucker's lawyer decides that this is the best way to contact me and bids a few grand to win a date with me in order to intimidate me instead of my friends.

"I am sorry Chuckles for hassling you and getting you fired. I am sorry to your coworker for sending my goon out to hassle him/her. I am sorry video store for threatening you with legal action. I am sorry customers at the video store who had to listen to me yell at Chuckles."

AG will bid on you and since AG has endless amounts of cash--she can win. However, you have to agree to go to dinner with AG in that number restaurant in Georgetown -- something 1694 or whatever it is, kiss UC with tongue at the end of the date and AG gets to post it on the blog.

Now should Midniter happen to win -- AG is willing to front the miles for Chuckles to go to Texas or Mr. Smith to go to Washington. AG has no problems with sharing her 200 million frequent flier miles for that.

Dear Freelance Genius,Your lawyer friend may have missed this but one law all video store clerks should be aware of:The Video Privacy Protection Act of 1988 (18 U.S.C. § 2710 (2002)). The Act provides a general ban on the disclosure of a person's rental information unless the consumer consents specifically and in writing.

Hey Chuckles, congrats on raising the $70. I think you are easily worth at least $87, therefore some lucky lady (?) out there is making out like a bandit. Do we get an update on the events that transpired?