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It looks like today is Nuclear Day over in Iran today, complete with celebratory "Death to America" protests and everything. I'll be following the day's events as best as I can, so be sure to check back here for more Nuclear Day fun throughout the day!

I'll be keeping photographs on the extended version of this article, for your entertainment. Feel free to peruse them while I hop on down to Hallmark to shop for my National Day of the Nuclear Technology Day cards!

As usual, I've got a roundup of today's festivities in the extended article, so be sure to keep reading for more fun and excitement!

Iranian students hold placards during a rally at Iran's Atomic Energy Organization to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. The billboard reads: "As a local achievement, nuclear energy is a source of pride for Iran and the world of Islam". REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)

Students taking place in a government-sponsored protest? Why does that sound oddly familiar?

Chanting slogans, a group of Iranian students arrive to attend a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities, marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. Large banner reads 'Nuclear Energy Is Our Obvious Right'. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

An Iranian female student holds a placard during a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities, marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

... AS Is The Right To Celebrate The Unnecessary Use Of "THE."

An Iranian man holds a placard as he stands in front of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran during a rally to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)

The spacebar, on the other hand, we will fully ignore!

An Iranian female student talks on her cell phone as she attends a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities, marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

Iranian female students chant slogans during a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities, marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

An Iranian woman holds a placard as she stands in front of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran during a rally to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)

Iranian students chant slogans during a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

Iranian students hold placards which read: 'Tell America to remain vexed with the Iranian nation and die from this anger' (L), and 'Death to America and to Israel' (R), as they stand in front of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran during a rally to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. (Raheb Homavandi/Reuters)

Iranian students hold placards as they stand on U.S. and British flags and symbolic hats in front of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran during a rally to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)

An Iranian student steps on a paper hat designed with an image of a U.S. flag as she stands in front of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran during a rally to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)

Iranian female students stand on a representation of a U.S flag and a representation of a British Union flag during a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities, marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

Iranian female students stand on a representation of a U.S flag and a representation of a British flag during a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities, marking 'National Day of the Nuclear Technology', in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

An Iranian student sets on fire representations of a U.S and a British flag during a gathering to show their support to their country's nuclear activities in front of the Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran, Iran, Monday, April 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Vahid Salemi)

And with that last picture, it's now officially a party.

Iranian students burn the U.S and British flags during a rally in front of Iran's Atomic Energy Organization in Tehran to mark the country's national day of nuclear technology April 9, 2007. REUTERS/Raheb Homavandi (IRAN)