Rafael van der Vaart

This week's winner is Rob Marriott, who pockets a £100 bet with Blue Square (unfortunately available to UK residents only). Second prize goes to Matt Kingscote, who wins a copy of
More Knowledge by James Dart. Third prize goes to Matt Gilbert, who wins a copy of
Nacho Novo's autobiography. Next we'd like to see your takes on
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'With all the plaudits being heaped upon new Spurs signing Van der Vaart, some of the team's earlier stars took it upon themselves to work together and win back the public's attention. They sought to remind the world of a time before the Dutch forward arrived, and thus, the Pre-Rafaelite Brotherhood was born' – Rob Marriott provides the longest caption ever