Stream Of Consciousness Review: Captain America The Winter Soldier

Wide open shots of the American capital as Fitness Man From the 1940’s undermines a minority with his superhuman superiority.

“You’re no Jessie Owens!”

The Captain does not miss polio, perhaps the most old timey of antiquated diseases.

He also keeps a notebook of things he needs to catch up on (doesn’t even fill a page the imbecile), including: Nirvana, the Berlin wall, Rocky and now at Sam’s request a Marvin Gaye album. Perhaps add to the list: porn, the cold war, Kurt Russell, cooler superheroes than Captain America, The Wire, every major armed conflict of the past half century and Castlevania Symphony Of The Night. For starters.

In parentheses “stop referring to people as Negros”

I’m not sure I’d carpool with Black Widow, the last time I saw a guy take a lift off Scarlett Johansson it didn’t go so well.

I think this might be the first level of Modern Warfare IV.

This is how we used to jump out of aircraft carriers in my day.

So the US, in 2015, the most advanced military power in history has found that the most effective means of combat is now one really strong guy flinging a big shield around and bowling people over? Hell The Rock could do that right now. He probably is.

That terrorist remembered he had a gun.

Looks like the bad guys decided to be French for a change.

Black Widow operates like she’s fucked up in a stealth game.

That shield ends up planted all over the shop.

I know, I’ll try hand to hand combat. Against the only man in 2015 who uses a fucking shield.