To help you with your prose, this classic Vodka cocktail: The White Russian

Today's drink is one that every bartender in the world should know, and for devotees of The Big Lebowski and Dudeism, it's mother's milk...

2 oz. Wight Vodka

1 oz. Kahlua

Splash of Heavy Cream.. in an old fashioned glass.

The Dude's version: substitute non-dairy powdered coffee creamer for the cream. Blasphemy to do that to a premium spirit like Wight Vodka? Perhaps... but the Dude version is going to taste a hell of a lot better with a serious vodka in it.