After a 24-hour silence following yesterday's blitz of media attention, the mysterious @CondeElevator tweeted a monologue that sounds an awful lot like a farewell. Is this @CondeElevator's swan song?

And if so, does it mean @CondeElevator actually worked at Condé Nast? Did speculation about the tweeter's identity get too close? Don't leave us, @CondeElevator! We won't tell your boss. We just want to know if Anna Wintour ever farts behind closed doors.