Well, aren't you a one-note song.Yes yes, I agree that Natalie Portman is hot, but she isn't the only attractive Jewish girl in the world.And don't you at least have some good pictures of her? Sheesh, it's not like they're hard to find:

*Shrug*Who cares? She's gorgeous. It's more about the overall package, parsing a woman out into individual parts is silly.Besides, even from a purely boob-centric perspective, I think little ones can look just as nice. It's more about shape.

We need to differentiate between "Jewish" and "Israeli". Natalie Portman is Israeli, and happens to also be Jewish. There are Israelis that are not Jewish, and there are plenty of Jews who are not Israeli.

It's almost as if, in a country with a free press, individual newspapers can print whatever they want.

The newspaper in TFA appears to have neither a website nor a Wikipedia page, and a web search for its name turns up only references to this story. I'd best most college newspapers have a higher circulation.

"Free press" does not mean "photoshop pictures of events in order to falsify history." "Free press" does not mean "lie about what happened or who was there."

If you think you "must" alter a photo because a woman is showing off too much skin or whatever, then use "black bars" and include some notice that the photo was altered.

And if you exclude a woman from history because you just don't like women then FARK YOU.

ZeroCorpse:We need to differentiate between "Jewish" and "Israeli". Natalie Portman is Israeli, and happens to also be Jewish. There are Israelis that are not Jewish, and there are plenty of Jews who are not Israeli.

I didn't think you could vote in elections unless you were Jewish? Isn't that kind of the kerfuffle in the West Bank?

The only way that Playboy magazine can survive is to come out with a scratch and sniff centerfold version featuring a different flavor of the month for every month of the year. This month it's salmon, next month it's tuna, etc. Not to be prejudicial, but, in the case of the Israeli version, it would have to be "holy mackerel" every month.

I didn't think you could vote in elections unless you were Jewish? Isn't that kind of the kerfuffle in the West Bank?

Wrong. In fact there are even non Jewish political parties (Druze and Bedouin once made an allaince, IIRC). The Palestinains of the West Bank can't vote because, though Israel captured their land in 1967, their areas were not annexed (like the Golan and East Jerusalem).

Most of the populated areas of the West Bank are under the control of the Palestinian Authority.

Roja Herring:I was married to a converted Jewess for 8 years but it seemed like forever.

met a converted Jewess in a group therapy. she laid on the Jewish references, comments, phrases etcetera thicker than any Jewish born woman you will ever meet. fully understood why her husband left her. she took obnoxious to a whole new level because she was fake as could be.

No Such Agency:Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch. Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson. Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

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Agreed. It used to be worth reading. My mother even read the braille version. (And, unlike what the jokes say, the pictorials are completely removed from the braille version rather than the usual caption & some description approach.)

KrispyKritter:Roja Herring: I was married to a converted Jewess for 8 years but it seemed like forever.

met a converted Jewess in a group therapy. she laid on the Jewish references, comments, phrases etcetera thicker than any Jewish born woman you will ever meet. fully understood why her husband left her. she took obnoxious to a whole new level because she was fake as could be.

No Such Agency:Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch. Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson. Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

notmtwain:No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch. Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson. Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

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Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

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She's not blonde? Hef must have let up on that.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.

It's odd, the joke about the articles. Frankly, if you want to see hot naked women, the internet has an unending supply. Free. Nobody subscribes to Playboy for the boobies. If that were true, they would have been out of business in the last 10 or even 20 years.

The often photoshopped pics in Playboy are just a bonus, a nice intermezzo between articles.

Yes I had the privilege of training with the Israeli Defense Forces in their Unban Warfare School and due to a timing problem eight of us males trained with a female class. The training takes place right after they complete their basic training so they have been in training for months at this point and were very happy to see the eight of us males and I do mean very happy.

Secular Israelis and Jews in general tend to be more "liberal" about sexual matters than other religions. Even some of the religious Jews have something called a "tefillin date" where the guy brings his tefillin (Jewish prayer accessories) he needs for morning services in the anticipation he will spend the night.

Alphax:notmtwain: No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch. Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson. Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

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Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

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She's not blonde? Hef must have let up on that.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.

That's a Playboy stereotype that is growing increasingly old and busted. Over the last 10 years since you unsubscribed, only 2 of the PMoY's were blonde. Also, at least 3 of them were non-white, and there were quite a few sets of natural breasts as well. Claire Sinclair, who was PMoY a year or two ago, is a gorgeous pin-up looking brunette with some of the most beautiful real boobs I've ever seen. I highly encourage you to look her up. That's just the PMoYs, too. The 2012 calendar has 8 sets of real boobs, a dark-skinned Asian, a Latina, and a black girl, as well as few more fair-skinned brunettes and some auburn too. Playboy actually has had a lot of variety lately, probably owing to that whole "Cyber Girl" thing to help them discover talent, as well as drawing on their sister publications in other countries.

Gawdzila:Alphax: notmtwain: No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch. Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson. Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

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Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

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She's not blonde? Hef must have let up on that.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.

That's a Playboy stereotype that is growing increasingly old and busted. Over the last 10 years since you unsubscribed, only 2 of the PMoY's were blonde. Also, at least 3 of them were non-white, and there were quite a few sets of natural breasts as well. Claire Sinclair, who was PMoY a year or two ago, is a gorgeous pin-up looking brunette with some of the most beautiful real boobs I've ever seen. I highly encourage you to look her up. That's just the PMoYs, too. The 2012 calendar has 8 sets of real boobs, a dark-skinned Asian, a Latina, and a black girl, as well as few more fair-skinned brunettes and some auburn too. Playboy actually has had a lot of variety lately, probably owing to that whole "Cyber Girl" thing to help them discover talent, as well as drawing on their sister publications in other countries.

Most people question the decision to publish in Hebrew given that both Playboy and the entire concept of the magazine are on their way out, but management had to work for a long time to prove to shareholders that there would be enough readers of Hebrew willing to pay retail.