Saw this on the brazillian version of Uncyclopedia. Don't know if anyone have ever seen this.. It's quite funny.. I searched it in english but couldn't find it anywhere and I guess it's not originally written in portuguese, so I had to translate back to english. It may contain lots of errors, but I did my best.. sorry about anything.

_________________"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

Marcus makes air with his headbanging and his hair not just on the front lines of the crowd but on the whole stadium in order to keep the temperature in normal levels because of the thunders and fireballs Andre is unleashing with his solos. And there was a mistake also..the earthquake actually comes from Frederik's double pedal.Oliver is just doing what he loves to do:making your liver climb up to your mouth and then go down and come out from your ass with his bass 16nth notes. And little Michael on the back tries to play some good music HAHAHA

Don't forget that André has been the main composer of Blind Guardian's past music.Not sure if things are still this way now, but well, just check BGs earlier albums, André is even listen before Hansi!Plus, Marcus has written some beautiful ballads, and I'm really curious to hear something from Fred. Don't know if he will compose something, but It'll be great to hear some more folkish stuff from him in the songs!

Oh and nice stuff, thanks for sharing!!!

_________________"Well, I was about to announce the next song, but I think we'll have to skip it...Yeah, because we have a pretty sad song here, and you all seem so happy to me...!"(Hansi Kursch)

Andre has mostly the starting ideas while Hansi helps shape them to perfection. Something like that was said by Hansi on a D&W interview.

_________________Now I'm riding through the airGoing to where no one daresOn the way I cross the line forevermore.For once in life, I do not careNothing matters, now I dareOn the ride I'll cross the lineForever to be free

I just read in an interview Hansi likes Sonata Arctica and sometimes Rhapsody

he also said he likes Dimmu Borgir and Soilwork.. and the Dixie Chicks, as a matter of fact (btw, what interview are you talking about?)

_________________"And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all the dwellers in Eä"Bpgk!Oh, and by the way.. Hansi is God ---------------------------------------------------~Follower~ ~.:last.fm:.~~facebook~ ~Bardess~ ~Bardist~

_________________"And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all the dwellers in Eä"Bpgk!Oh, and by the way.. Hansi is God ---------------------------------------------------~Follower~ ~.:last.fm:.~~facebook~ ~Bardess~ ~Bardist~

Wow, these are the 71 commandments to live by! Hansi is amazing, and if he likes the Dixie Chicks, then they must be great!

As he said: everyone's got a skeleton in the cupboard somewhere

_________________"And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all the dwellers in Eä"Bpgk!Oh, and by the way.. Hansi is God ---------------------------------------------------~Follower~ ~.:last.fm:.~~facebook~ ~Bardess~ ~Bardist~

21. Hansi Kursch felt like singing with all his voice in New Orleans in 2006. The gig was known as Katrina.

This one's in a little poor taste, I think...

_________________Though the towers of the city are denied to we men of claystill we know we shall scale the heights some day.Frightened in the silence -frightened, but thinking very hard,let us make computations of the stars.

_________________"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

Remember, laughter is a coping mechanism. It's necessary to learn to laugh at bad things. If we all forced ourselves to feel horrible about every horrible event that happens every day, we'd all die of grief!

Some things you just don't laugh at, which is coming from someone in the most laid back country who takes the piss out of everything... there is a line, it does get crossed, that's when the laughter stops

_________________"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

Chuck Norris jokes didn't originate from WoW. The jokes didn't come from it but it started the whole Chuck Norris thing, Conan O'Brien show. He had a lever that whenever he pulled it it'd show a clip of Texas Walker Ranger with some of Chuck Norris's Badassery.

_________________"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

_________________"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

- People often ask themselves what Jesus would do. Jesus always asks himself what Hansi would do.- When Hansi says he is working on the orchestra project it means he waits till the world is ready for it- It is not a belly it is a counterbalance to his voice.

well your's are better anyway

_________________Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!

_________________All those plans and hopes and dreams what happens to them? it's only a handfull of the lucky ones who can look back and say that they even came close.
You can't take it with you. act III,scene I