Are you a cross between Shaft and Superfly with Dolemite tendencies? Stop reading my profile and get back to the 70's and leave me alone. If your fashion sense incorporates clogs, platforms or really tight jeans with no pockets on the back and your black socks are touching your shorts, run don’t walk away. If you STILL live with your mama and your legs are hanging over the end of your toddler bed...keep it moving.

If your wife is married and you are not...do not apply...

If you have a curfew, can't leave the state, have tan lines around your ankles from your house arrest bracelet, don’t bother me.And if you are still showing your ID from 1974, your birthday is B.C. and you are an EBT card holder …I am not interested!!!!!

Whew...now that I've gotten that out of the way!!!! I am a Southern Gal. I love to laugh...it is my goal to begin and end each day with laughter. I enjoy all genres of music from eclectic soul to bluegrass, jazz, r&b, and rock and roll and even a lil' bit of Zydeco. I enjoy skating, working out, biking, dominoes, and have recently taken up boxing (don't mess with me...lol) I have a powerful left hook... :-).

I am seeking someone who is spontaneous, adventurous, loves to travel, and who understands the difference between living a full life and merely existing.

First Date

Our first date will be something simple, coffee or a walk on the beach.

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