At Last: Woody Allen ... Reads!

No American humorist–writer–director–comedian–actor has been more prolific for a longer stretch. And now, at last, Woody Allen, that notorious Luddite, enters the digital age. This summer, he has released a mammoth audiobook, The Woody Allen Collection (Audible), a compendium that features the Woodman reading all of his classic tales from his four collections (Getting Even, Without Feathers, Side Effects, and Mere Anarchy)—from “The Kuglemass Episode” to “Death Knocks” to this epic selection, “My Apology,” in which he imagines himself as Socrates on the eve of his execution. Tune in...and pass the hemlock!