i want a time machine so I can go back to when she stared in all of those SI swimsuit issues and use modern science and tehnology to convince her that I am a wizard and that she should spend the next 5 year5s topless with her perfect bewbs in my face...

I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

KatjaMouse:I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

Women's "kinky and experimental" tends* to be a lot tamer than men's "kinky and experimental". Granted, a happy medium should be somewhere in between "I tickled him with a feather" and "she orally serviced our Superbowl party while dressed as Amy Pond".

But god I do get sick of celebrities attention-whoring in this manner. It's just insultingly transparent, but it seems to work.

KatjaMouse:I remember back in the day her admitting that the only reason why she hooked up with Seal in the first place was because she was in a hotel lobby, saw him coming out of the gym wearing skin tight shorts... and saw the outline of his outlandishly huge tool. She got her people to his ASAP and they were meeting for drinks that night.

No Such Agency:Women's "kinky and experimental" tends* to be a lot tamer than men's "kinky and experimental". Granted, a happy medium should be somewhere in between "I tickled him with a feather" and "she orally serviced our Superbowl party while dressed as Amy Pond"