I know some of us hate reading long stories, but this one is a must read, guys.
It was written by Chris Kehinde Nwandu of CKNNigeria.com.
Hilarious!

When I decided to worship at Kris Okotie’s Household of God on Sunday
29th December 201, I knew I was going to have a lifetime experience. I
have heard so much about my namesake and his exploit that I was so eager
to visit his sanctuary today.

For those of you who do not know, Household of God is situated along Oregun road Ikeja Lagos.
Kris Okotie owns all the land and buildings on that street. His Church
shares the same fence with Chris Oyakhilome’s Christ Embassy
Headquarters.

Arriving Church was easy.. I made my way into the Church after the normal searching at the gate.

The first thing that will hit you, were the bouncers, whose chest were
as huge as bags of

A
19-year-old girl, Shannon Skinner got the shock of her life when she
realized she was still pregnant three months after she had an abortion.
Shannon
had taken abortion pills when she was eight weeks pregnant but in a
rare occurrence, the procedure failed and she continued having morning
sickness and feeling movements in her womb. Tests later revealed that
the baby had miraculously survived the abortion.

According
to Shannon who also has a nine-month-old daughter, Lacie, "We thought
she had gone. I had grieved for that baby and we'd just managed to get
our heads around it.
"Anthony and I felt like we'd made the right
decision because we were having problems and we didn't think it was
right to bring a baby into that. I'd always been one of those people
that was against abortions and hated

Its been a rollercoaster year for Poko with all the controversies.But
she is ending 2013 on a good note as she has been crowned Nollywood's
most Beautiful Actress..
Don't know who did but for her to tweet about it,must be a big one..
Is she really the most beautiful? See more beautiful photos below:

So Toolz asked this very deep question and I decided to share..it's the
situation Gabrielle Union faced and she finally got a ring this
month.The question is for male and female

"Imagine you were dating someone seriously for about 2 yrs, u had
problems and both decided to take a break - maybe a month or two
apart....During that break your 'boyfriend' impregnates someone else or
your 'girlfriend' gets pregnant for someone else...." Could you ever get
back together with that person? What Would You Do?

It has just been revealed that Dwayne Wade fathered a love child while dating Gabrielle Union. According to Daily mail:

The event occurred while the couple were on a break and before the
31-year-old proposed to the Gabrielle on December 21.It emerged on
Monday that the Miami Heat star recently had a child with an unnamed

The State Security Service, SSS, on Tuesday announced the arrest of a
syndicate, including a pastor, over the alleged printing and circulation
of fake Naira notes in the country.

The Kogi State Director of
SSS, Mr. Mike Fubara, said when he presented the suspects to newsmen
that the syndicate of about 16 members, included the pastor’s six
children.

Unfortunately, he named the pastor as Godson Akubuiro,
the General Overseer of The Mountain of Breakthrough Deliverance
Ministry, a Lagos-based church.The PUNCH had
reported on Tuesday that a 27-member gang of gunmen, suspected to be
kidnappers, had abducted Pastor Akubuiro and his six children in their
home in Ikorodu, Lagos, last week Friday.

Mike Fubara said SSS in
its effort to trace the source of the "worrisome fake naira currency in
circulation in

Women
are getting increasingly distorted ideas of what their genitalia should
look like, with many wrongly thinking their bodies are 'abnormal'.
New
research has found that those who looked at 'designer vaginas' were
more more likely to consider them 'normal' and 'ideal' when later
comparing them to unaltered genitalia.

Airbrushing and waxing are two of the main reasons why women are becoming unhappy with their appearance, the researchers say.
Many also don't realise how much appearances can vary, they add.
The number of labiaplasties performed by the NHS has risen five-fold since 2001, according to the study's Australian authors.
The
surgery involves reducing the size of a woman's labia minora to make
them more symmetrical and

Nothing
hurts more than knowing that the person you want to be with does not
want to be with you and sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself
in such situation is to let go.
So, you want to know if
the lady you are with is only using you for financial gain, company or
some other selfish reasons, here are the top 10 tips to look out for.

1. CONSTANTLY ASKING FOR FAVORS:
You know, this is not even about girls but trust nobody who constantly
ask you for favors, they are only taking advantage. In the case of
girls, if she constantly asks for your help especially when it comes to
finances and buying stuff for her, it’s just clear that she is in for
the goodies, don’t be fooled bro .. some even ask for favors that Bill
Gates daughter won’t even ask her father.

2. SHE NEVER RETURN YOUR CALLS: She barely return your text messages and missed calls and when she does, it’s mostly the ‘k’, ‘lol’ ‘yes’ kind of replies after taking days to respond. I need not tell you

A middle-aged man set himself ablaze in his residence located at Gwarimpa area in Abuja today, just few hours into the New year.
The reason for his action is yet unknown as details of the incident was a bit sketchy at the time of filing this report.
It
was however gathered that, the neighbours noticed smoke coming from the
man's apartment and ran to the scene. On getting there, they found his
charred remains.
His corpse has been evacuated by the police to the General Hospital, Kubwa, Abuja.READ MORE: http://news.naij.com/55503.html

We are just trying to catch our breaths here.
So. So. So. First, Pope Francis joins Twitter. And then Africa’s
richest man and Africa’s most enigmatic, most respected, most…. Aliko
Dangote decides on the last day of 2013 to join the rest of the mere
mortals on the social network.
His handle – of course – is @AlikoDangote. And, he had barely joined, before he was verified by Twitter.
And for the first 6 people the chairman of the Dangote Group
followed, well a tweet from the blogger, Feyi Fawhinmi captures it all:

A massive explosion at a train station in the Russian city of Volgograd
has killed at least 16 people, including one police officer, as many as
50 people were wounded - at least half of them are in critical
condition., including a 9-year-old girl.

According to reports, the blast was carried out by a female suicide
bomber who detonated her explosives in front of a metal detector just
inside the main entrance of the train station.
One woman had a narrow escape when she left the station just moments
before the bomb went off, reports CBS News's Holly Williams.

"I saw people running," she said. "Human flesh all around, shattered glass and broken doors. I

24 year old Zambian born Hip Hop artist/ model/ TV presenter and Big
Brother Africa The Chase 1st runnerup Cleo is currently in Nigeria.
She has actually been in Lagos for the past two days.
And so far has been rocking the city, says she loves Nigeria.

Just in case you haven't heard, a group of members of the Association of
Nigerian Theatre Arts Practitioners (ANTP), led by Yomi Fabiyi, is
moving to change the name for Nigeria's movie industry from Nollywood
to 'Naiwood'.
Cos, according to them :

The name Nollywood is stained with Tribalism. Nollywood @ 20 was
organized and celebrated with the support of just 1 association out of
the many in the movie industry.

Speaking with entertainment reporters, Yomi said:

At the inception of the name Nollywood, we all embraced it with open arms without even probing the source. As time went by, few flashes
of some ill motives surfaced. See! If this Nollywood thing continues or
let me say the agenda behind it, Nigeria may begin to spilt from

In a few hours now we will walk into 2014, guys. Personally, I started my day with a fast, praying for myself, my family and you guys.
All our pains are going to go with 2013.
Our greatness, year of big accomplishments will be manifested this 2014!!
How your side today? What are your plans for the last day in 2013?

"Yes it's true. You know that Dbanj love Genny very much and he didn't
send her away before but she left on her own and when she pleaded with
him to come back, he just have to forgive her. He has taken her back and
she is very happy!"

Those are the words of a close source in D'banj's camp who confirmed the story to Kevin Djakpor's Blog that the two are back. Genevieve needed a man in her life and to end 2013 without one would have been sad.

Sources are alleging that the love birds are already talking marriage
but the source told me that such may not be true. He said D'banj has
already told her that their relationship should be free of pressure...
I think Genny should just be happy that at least she now has a man and
allow things to take their due course

Trafficking
hard drugs is become the dangerous escape route for ladies these days
once they fall on bad times financially. As you read this, 32-year-old
Chizoba Anya Vivian under arrest at NDLEA office after she was caught
with banned substance on-board a Qatar Airline flight from Malaysia.

Chizoba
was said to have aroused suspicion following her frequent visit to the
toilet. On arrival at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos,
three wraps of methamphetamine were found in her possession.

The
NDLEA commander at Lagos Airport, Mr. Hamza Umar, said the suspect
excreted two additional wraps of the dangerous drug while under their
observation. His words:

“The
suspect was found with three wraps which she excreted in the aircraft.
While she was under observation at the Lagos airport, she excreted two
additional wraps of drugs. The five

The
signs are now obvious that the APC is coasting home to victory and the
PDP will become a minority in the country by early 2014. Consequently,
President Goodluck Jonathan's camp is now in panic mood.

The
President is mounting serious pressure on the leadership of the Senate
to persuade aggrieved PDP men in the Senate not to carry out their plan
to dump the party in 2014, promising to "compensate" them.

But
one of the senators, who confirmed that meetings were held at the
instance of the Presidency, said most of them had made up their minds to
already defect to the APC and it is final.

The
senator said, “Already some of us have made up our minds to defect and
there is no amount of pressure that would stop us. We will formally
write the Senate president when we resume in January."

A
27-man deadly kidnapping gang on Friday abducted a pastor, Godson
Akubiro, and six of his children from their Adeosun Street residence,
Koya Estate, Igbo Olomu, Ikorodu, Lagos State. Pastor Akubiro is said to
be the founder of Mountain of Breakthrough Church in the area.

The area Community Developmen Association Chairman, Mr. Yinka Obasan, said:

“I
got a call that night from a resident who was coming from a vigil. He
told me that he noticed some military vehicles parked outside Akubiro’s
home. He said the vehicles belonged to a high ranking military official
because the insignia was covered...

“I
told the man to wait for me and together we went to Akubiro’s home.
When we got there, I greeted the men I met outside and introduced myself
as the CDA chairman. I asked them if there was a problem. Instead

I
think it's good for a top political office holder to emerge APC
candidate in 2015 so the Presidency can not in anyway intimidate him
with the Police. This will create a level playing field for both PDP and
APC.

According to reports, barring any last minute change, the
leadership of the All Progressives Congress, APC, may have endorsed the
Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, as the
presidential candidate of the main opposition party in the 2015 general
election. It was gathered that other presidential aspirants on the
platform of the party, including Gen. Mohammadu Buhari, are being
persuaded to step down for Tambuwal.

As a prelude to the formal
announcement of his candidature, Tambuwal has been advised to formally
dump the PDP and defect to the opposition party.

It
was definitely an eventful year in the Nigerian entertainment scene.
While a lot of celebrities did us proud back home and abroad, a few
others didn’t just quite get the memo.
NET presents the 12 flops of 2013 – the embarrassing list:

Maheeda's nude gallery on instagram
Caroline ‘Maheeda’ Sam made sexy look stupid in 2013 with her constant
nude ‘selfies’ on Instagram. We

A man has been arrested for getting high and assaulting policemen.
37-year-old
Andrew Frey, from Oregon, reportedly got so methamphetamine, went to a
bar getting tased multiple times and fighting multiple police officers.
Fey has claimed he has no recollection of the incident.

According
to reports, Frey took the drug on Saturday and his adventures began on
Sunday. He headed to a bar, exposed himself to a bartender and began to
masturbate.
Police were called to the scene and Frey moved to the
bathroom, continuing his attempts to please himself and not responding
to attempts to arrest him.
Eventually, a deputy officer attempted
to subdue him multiple times and even used a Taser on him more than
once, but it had no effect on Frey.
The deputy then got into a fight with Frey and things got even more violent.

Here with the help of our friends we are going to disect some few immediate turn offs men see in some ladies:

• Farting In Our Presence
Men
hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate
when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always
fart in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever
you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating
habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without
Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please
try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence.
Forget that popular slang

The first daughter of late Deji of Akure, Oba Adebiyi Adegboye Adesida,
who died of an undisclosed ailment on the 2nd of December, has been made
the he new traditional ruler of Akure Kingdom.

Princess Adetutu Adeside-Ojie's position is said to be temporary pending
when a new king emerges. She was installed after several
traditional rites for the passage of her late father came to
conclusion recently. The 36 year old new monarch lived abroad most of
her life and holds a degree
in pharmacy from the Texas Southern University, Houston Texas.

Until her appointment as the Kingdom's regent, Princess Adetutu worked as a clinical pharmacist with the

It's that time of the year again. A time when we make plans
for what the next year will bring and resolutions on how we can make
ourselves better in the coming year.
While some of us are
perhaps trying to quit/change a bad habit, others are planning to
improve on theirs. Afrocandy recently made it clear that the one thing
she sees in her future and in 2014 is "more nakedness"
She
also gets mad at people who attacked her for posting nude pictures. Her
Twitter critics have lashed out at her and accused her of acting like
fellow controversial singer, Maheeda. See more photos below:

Soundcity TV presenter, Moet Abebe recently shared a couple of photos to show fans that she still rocks a hot behind.
She shows off her sexy backside in a white, lacy mini-dress which left fans quite speechless and in awe of her curves.READ MORE: http://news.naij.com/55446.html

This Thursday, a man at the store in Brighton, Mich., reportedly reached for his wallet and accidentally grabbed his gun.

The 40-caliber Glock went off, and the 32-year-old ended up shooting himself in the rear end.
As s result of the accident, the man, whose name was not revealed, was treated for minor injuries at a nearby hospital.
He had a concealed pistol license, and no charges were expected to be filed, the local radio station reports.

Controversies
ruled the polity, yesterday, over whether or not Nigeria will cease to
exist as a legal entity after 12 midnight today.
A
conglomeration of ethnic nationality groups said going by the
Amalgamation Treaty of January 1, 1914, which joined Northern and
Southern protectorates to create Nigeria with a life span of 100 years,
the country will expire at 12 a.m. today.

Professor
Akin Oyebode, a lawyer, said Nigeria will not expire because the
amalgamation was not put in place by a treaty, but by an order in
council by the British Parliament.
Oyebode has a soul mate in
legal icon, Professor Itse Sagay (SAN), who argued that there was no law
that automatically gives a treaty 100 years life span.
However,
the ethnic nationalities, which included Federation of Oodua People,
Middle Belt Congress, Lower Niger Congress and Oporoza House, which
congregated on the banner of Movement for New Nigeria, MNN, insisted
that Nigeria would become history after today and urged all Nigerians to
embrace

Former Minister of Agriculture and founding member of the
Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Dr Jonah Madugu, has described the visit
of the All Progressives Congress (APC) leaders to former President
Olusegun Obasanjo as mere window shopping, saying that the visit has
no psychological effect on the PDP.

Speaking with
journalist in Jos, Dr Madugu said the visit clearly depicted that most
politicians in the opposition party had no principle and conscience,
adding that those who visited former President Obasanjo were his
antagonists who derided him both within and outside the government.

“They
perceived the former president’s letter to President Goodluck Jonathan
as an opportunity to woo Obasanjo to their side and he is fallen prey.
The question is at what time did Obsanjo become their lackey. As far as
we are concerned in the PDP, they are simply on window shopping looking
for opportunity.”
According to him, the body language of former
President Obasanjo in the past two years coupled with his

Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State, is currently battling for survival after a horrible auto crash which his aides noted that is not serious.

Some sources within Government House claim that the governor was flown to London to get treatment in an undisclosed hospital.
According
to the reliable sources, contrary to the facts stated by his media
aide, Kassim Afegbua, that all was well with the governor; in reality he
sustained serious injuries on his head as well as pains in his heart.It
has been gathered that Mr. Oshiomhole was first attended to in the
government house by his doctor of physiotherapist and medical doctor,
but he never responded well to immediate treatment, hence he was
promptly flown out in secret.
Journalists have been
making frantic effort to get the true story after it was broken
exclusively yesterday by a London based media, Elombah.com, but they
have made no headway.A source who spoke to the
Paradigm correspondents queried why the government is scared of

The 35-year old Nigerian who was killed in Gao, India, on October 30,
Simeon Obodo, has been buried in his hometown in Obogwe-Umunwaku
community in Ohaji/Egbema Local Government Area of Imo.

A representative of the family, Ejike Esinkoye, disclosed this in a
telephone interview with the News Agency of Nigeria in Abuja on Monday.

Mr. Esinkoye, who said the funeral service of Mr. Obodo took place on
Monday at St Paul’s Catholic parish Obogwe-Umunwaku, expressed dismay
that the Federal Government did not send any official delegation to the
burial.
He also said that the family had yet to receive any compensation or assistance from the India government.
The murder of the Nigerian during a violent clash in Goa village, India, sparked a diplomatic row between

The record label exec and P-Square's older brother hints at 2013 being
his final year as a bachelor. Anyone know who the lucky lady is? And no
it's not me...lol. I don't know where this Linda is dating Jude Okoye
story is coming from. Met dude like twice ever! At events! Oya spill in
the comment section if you know who the lady is :-)

These days Afrocandy's tweets have always been centered around beating
her competiteion which many ordinarily felt were directed at Maheeda.
She cleared the air ,tweeting at Maheeda and Maheeda responded
Now they are friends..should we expect a collaboration soon?
See More tweets by Afrocandy below:

This is not rumour o...it's fact. The Kokomaster, 33, and Nigerian
screen goddess Genevieve Nnaji, 34, are back together two years after
they parted ways and this is a LIB exclusive. Genny is currently staying
at D'banj's Lekki home, and I hear they are already talking marriage.
Yes I said marriage. Don't know if it will happen, but they are
currently talking about it, so in case it happens, remember y'all read
it here first. *Wink*.

The loved up couple dated on and off from 2009 to 2011 before Genevieve
broke off the relationship

Comedy in Nigeria has grown in leaps and bounds thanks to the veterans as well as the new comedians.2013 was definitely a year of comedy and so let's decide. Who is your
favorite comedian 2013.These are a list of comedians I feel are
contenders:

"The most disappointing one for me is D'banj because he passed through
my hands, he was trained under my tutelage. That is offensive. I don't
care if you're with Kanye West, you can't forget your root. I won't call
anybody else's name but I will call his because it hurts. His own hurts
very deep. And he never tried to reach out to me. It's not like we
parted on fighting terms. He told me he had to go to London and he
went. And when he came back it was Don Jazzy, and I said OK, that's
fine. And what he did worked and I'm very proud of him, the love, that's
why it hurts more. He should have come out to say no, I don't know why
you people are saying all this, I didn't give OJB N7million, maybe a
part of him felt embarrassed because at the