Here’s your chance to smell good and do good. DKNY Fragrances has partnered with celebrity jeweler Martin Katz to create the world’s first million-dollar fragrance bottle. But don’t go in a huff. They say the net proceed will go to Action Against Hunger.

Think the title above is total gibberish? Then you’re out of touch. Apparently LMS is the top meme on Facebook. LMS as the silver generation among Kipp found out means “Like My Status”. Well that’s what Facebook is about isn’t it really? This constant campaign and marketing of one’s self to your peers? Oooh check me out with my cool hair, my duck face and love for funny internet quotes. As if. And if it wasn’t bad enough, LMS was sometimes partnered with TBH “To Be Honest”, as in LMS for a TBH. In this case, anyone who likes the status will be given an honest opinion from the person who posted the status. FML. Like so totally. Check out the title link above for other Facebook Memes.

It’ll take a special person to appreciate the items on this list. Have a look through the list. And if you find there’s something here that one of your friends or family members would like having, then we’d seriously reconsider keeping a connection with them. This.is.just.weird. C’mon, you know you want to click that title link.

We are inundated with news and stories this year. There were a lot of heart-wrenching and soul-searching stuff. But just in case you missed it, here’s a slideshow of things that you may have missed in between your tweeting and Facebook preening. Oh yeah, just click the title link above already.

In the spirit of every goshdarnit list that you will ever see in the countdown to 2012, here is A LIST OF EVERYTHING 2011 (say with booming James Earl Jones voice) brought to you by Time.com. It’s got pretty much everything. That’s about a couple of hours of your time taken out. You’re welcome, Kippers.