What in rusty spur sheep fuzz is this crap? I swear, whoever thought these hues of cheap hair extensions would look good together needs to take another Ambien before they stumble into the weave store.

"Isn't it ironic that I would have fugly hairs?" NO, Alanis it's not. Because that's not the definition of word. Ironic would be you blond and glamorous, because it's the exact opposite of that which is expected.