Track List:1. 911 Call: “Help I’ve Overdosed On Philosophy!”2. Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life 3. I Am A Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run A Train On Me4. Stop Calling Us Screamo5. You Don’t Understand The Liquor Is Calling The Shots Now Randy BoBandy6. You Can’t Get Goose Justice In Fox Court, Just Spit On The Judge 7. Atrocities From A Story Book Perspective 8. An Introduction For People Who Hate Introductions9. Jimmy Buffett Doesn’t Even Surf10. Soap Opera Stardom Is A Single Is A Single Tear Drop Away11. Pep Talk From A Nihilist - GBSMU385858412. Fashion Statements Of The Socially Aware13. Absolutely Absolute Absolution