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Now that that is out of the way...I have an autographed copy of one of the books that I have written to the first Infomaniac bitch who asks and will give me their real name and mailing address so I can personalize it for you when I autograph it. Seriously.

BITCHES: Let’s review what we have on offer so far that hasn’t already been snapped up.

- One mummified “virginity.”- One “legendary, spontaneous spread” performance piece.- One pair of socks of dubious background.- One pink feather boa.- Two resin music boxes with birds on the lid.- One 15" white ceramic Cat, hand-painted by owner.- Various bouquets of silk and plastic flowers.- Tomato seeds.

This is my third attempt at writing a message in your box, it keeps scolling up and down on it's own accord, I think you need an exocist dear, your box is haunted!

I have a red leather bookmark I bought from Iceland showing pictures of various Icelandic landmarks, I also have a wooden bookmark with a picture of an elephant done in metalwork I bought that from an "untouchable" in India.

I was going to ask for some René Lalique glass or antique jewelery in return.

Is it based on a true story? Sadly no Bjork. Evangelical Lutheran Church of Iceland, a puffin, an Icelandic pony and The Perlan restaurant where Mitzi was charged an arm and a leg for two ready made frozen pizzas and two diet cokes.