Things Good Mothers Do and other whack lies

See above, then realize you can't just stand in front of the oven all day and turn the last of the dough into one giant cookie. Pass it off as a deliberate novelty. "I thought you guys would like it!" They did.

I'm thinking of serving all meals this way from now on...you know, make one giant taco for dinner...we can all eat out of one giant mixing bowl full of cereal in the morning...I totally think this is going to revolutionize motherhood...