7 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [7/1 – 7/4]

You don’t need to be reminded Mondays suck. What you need is a consequence-free way to kill someone in the office who reminds you it’s Monday. Rather than ruin what little reputation you have among your co-workers by illegally killing the guy who entertains with his Borat impression, why not give yourself an incentive to get through the week? Now you have plenty of reasons not to add a murder charge to your criminal record, thanks to an evil villain’s army of yellow minions, a group of weekend ninjas and America (f*ck yeah!).

“Siberia” Series Premiere

“American Ninja Warrior” Season Premiere

“Inside Amy Schumer” Season Finale

“Despicable Me 2″

“The Lone Ranger”

[ 7 photos ]7 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [7/1 – 7/4]

"Siberia" Series Premiere

Reality TV needs to be taken down a peg or two. The shows are on just about every channel and only exploit the human drama of life by ruining them in the process. Worst of all, they take away valuable airtime for shows that actually present a creative concept. This NBC horror-drama finally gives to reality shows what’s been coming for a long time by concocting a crazy story about a fake reality show that sticks 16 contestants in the Siberian wilderness with God-knows-what for a chance to win fame, $500,000 and the greatest prize of all: not dying a grisly death.