Jeremy and Michael review the Partridge and discuss when the twelfth day of Christmas is, bold-faced lies, bar-maid robots and powerful gloves, Jeremy’s old man stories about his stomping grounds being replaced by a Starbucks, Beyonce’s quick takes, friends-for-hire and emotion stuffing, adult babies, who the tooth fairy is and other horned animals, shipping the bed, towel thieving, unstuck maneuvers, and tucking back up through the waistband.

Jeremy and Michael review the Curl-crested Manucode and discuss summer, “spaz-attacks”, razorblades in sandboxes, mail-order hepatitis, a field-game tax clause, deep sea deep-thoughts, the unsustainability of meat on twitter, naming children, Grease Italy, how we keep up to date on cross-fit, the unmistakeable sent of 323 dead Norwegian reindeers, sex sales, and butt-sweat.

Jeremy and Michael review the Tufted Titmouse and discuss TurboTax-shaming guilt, ornithological songwriting, nostalgia peer-pressure, glacial humblebrags of glacial proportions, the $2 not-having-to-do-math-with-your-friends tax, the statical relationship of money and problems, and glass punting. Michael uses a bunch of jargon to ask absolutely nothing about taste and Jeremy has a clarifying moment that leads him to retract his criticism of the Vegetti.

Jeremy and Michael review the Montezuma Oropendola and discuss social media gaggles, wagging the dick, that quesalupa ad with the asian Star Trek guy and the memes, space travel, AI, how many Rhode Islands fit in Texas, sword-wielding strippers, polyps, and uvulas.

Jeremy and Michael review the northern pygmy-owl and discuss how to battle a cold, the centaurs of Wikipedia, house flies, aioli, the horror of listening to yourself speak, why we see movies in groups, the sociology of running, death of The Onion, selling out, insufferable human qualities, apologizing, and car accidents.

Jeremy and Michael review the Red-winged blackbird and discuss the marvelous Jamie Fox, whether people like us or not, the racism of John Wayne and his bestie Donald Trump, what a terrible a person you are on Facebook, 3D-printed babies, placentas, tardigrades, cryogenics, and wet dreams.

Jeremy and Michael review the Winter Wren and discuss gaming The Price is Right, coffee cleanses, common misconceptions around the common cold, a Randy Newman Sting cover album, Banksy—the anonymous street artist / popular Icelandic band front-man, the odds of crashing in a 747, drugging children, mandatory revocation of licenses from senior citizens, and a Marvel/Star Wars fusion universe.

Jeremy and Michael review the Northern Cardinal and discuss the diuretic effect of coffee, travel-inflicted constipation, Sting, why people love Chic-fil-A, the woman in the Carlsbad Lagoon, dying while doing what you love, and hoverboards in 2016.

Customer Reviews

Fun

by
jeremydgreat

I like it because I enjoy nature.

5/7 stars earned

by
Nosborne1

Of all the podcasts available today, this is one of them.

These guys are just as bad in real life

by
Esmes13

Honestly, this podcast speaks to my soul. Real topics. Real birds. Real fun. It's the type of podcast that your wife will punch you for because you accidentally woke her up with your shaking while trying to keep from laughing out loud as she sleeps next to you. It's that good!