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What does it mean if a young Afrikaans man says you're “nogals orraait”? How do you win back the attention of an audience mesmerised by their basaarpoeding? And where oh where is the Pomona Spur? In this laugh-until-you-wet-yourself memoire, Schalk - and his sort-of manager Erns Grundling - dishes the dirt on the bizarre and touching things he's experienced on his travels to anywhere with a microphone and an audience.