Sunday, November 27, 2016

Delhiite working in Bangalore hides in office toilet for 6 hrs after colleague mentions Kejriwal's name

Employees of a Bangalore office were left in panic yesterday when one of their colleagues went missing suddenly during a casual conversation. The incident happened after lunch when the employees were casually discussing politics and one of them started abusing Kejriwal. The missing employee, Kirandeep Bedi, sneaked out from the conversation and switched off his phone for almost 6 hours. After repeated attempts to reach Kirandeep, the employees reported the incident to the HR's who swung into action immediately and started an email chain to find him.

"We all were frightened! Kirandeep is a very outspoken guy who moved to Bangalore recently and works 24x7, not leaving his seat even for a minute. We searched for him everywhere, under the receptionist's table, inside the drawer's of everyone's cubicles, behind flower pots and infact even in the women's toilet which was indeed our last hope.", said Kumar, his project manager. "We don't have CCTVs in office because the ones who come inside never leave office due to work", he added.

"Why do people have to talk about politics everyday?", asked Kirandeep when inquired about the reason. "Ho gayi saalo galti usey laake, maine akele ni diya tha vote, sabne diya tha, ab kya jaan loge! Nahi hu bc main Dilli ka.", he added, visibly infuriated. Kirandeep is now planning to start a petition to change the name of Delhi so that people like him can answer "I'm not from Delhi" whenever there is any conversation related to Kejriwal.

Meanwhile, the HRs have finally added a new policy after nearly 3 decades of copy pasting from other organizations. The policy states that "No one will mention Arvind Kejriwal's name during office hours as it can lead to disputes, low employee morale and sudden disappearance of people". The HRs have also thanked Kirandeep Singh as they now have a major achievement to show just before the appraisal season.