Surprisingly, the Sith Lord loves Disneyland. Too bad he didn’t take Luke with him; it would have been a great father-son bonding experience.

In a Sad Place

Awww. Forever alone.

At a Diner

He looks kind of lonely here, too. Do you think he’s planning on dipping his Gameboy Advance-esque device into his ketchup?

In the Ocean

With a Brita pitcher, no less. Um, Vader? Hate to break it to you, but salt water’s no good for drinking. Not even if it’s been through a Brita. Sorry. Pleas don’t kill me.

On a Spike

No, Darth Vader hasn’t been decapitated, and no, his head hasn’t been mounted on a spike as a warning to others. You know what this is? It’s Art. With a Capital A. The Vader Project sent out Darth Vader helmets to 100 artists and designers to do with as they wished, and this was the result. Neat-o!

Made Out of Sand

With Yoda on his lap, nonetheless. Actually, come to think of it, the Yoda bit may be more unexpected than the sand bit.

At a Baseball Game

Little-known fact: Vader is quite the fan of this great American pastime.