February 10, 2007

Danielynn Has Three Daddies

Obviously, in these difficult times, with so much media frenzy flying to and fro, I felt it was best to wait for the authoritative Banterist Playmobil Re-enactment before broaching the subject of the paternity claims for the 5-month-old Danielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

She may have lost a mother, and her lawyers'll be clocking about $600/hr, but at least she'll never be alone.