Sunday, April 12, 2009

Bizarre, Tasteless, Easter at Cap This...

Best of prince of leaves Oh that's nothing - you should have seen what the balloon artist did for Ashoura.

Best of Incontinentia the B "Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah?...No there is no 'Bawabus the Bawoon Infwaitah'".

Best of dadoctah "...and then, three days later, Popeye the Sailor arose from the dead!"

Best of Kaptain Krude A young Arianna Huffington proudly displays her depiction of the murder of Julius Caesar. "I spent hours researching it, and hours more crafting it from the finest materials. It's almost lifelike, isn't it?"

Best of dub Its ironic to see in this picture a carpenter, a source of wood, and some ugly skank that will be resurected on Thursday.

Best of Mr. Hankey The Miracle of San Salvadore - After a smuggling attempt involving the swallowing of 24 condoms of cocaine, Lucy Derkins craps out a miracle.

Best of Submariner Look, non; I know The One is Arab more than Negro, but don't you think you should have at least made him tan?

Best of Army of Mom Crafts at Jew Camp get weirder and weirder every year.

A young Arianna Huffington proudly displays her depiction of the murder of Julius Caesar. "I spent hours researching it, and hours more crafting it from the finest materials. It's almost lifelike, isn't it?"

After Scooby Doo went off the air, Daphne became an entertainer at church carnivals around the nation. Her balloon animals were .... oh who am I trying to kid? She was a washed up loser who finally swapped the ugly turtleneck for high-waisted jeans.

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