Jaden Smith is probably best known for his role in the Karate Kid remake or his supporting turn in The Pursuit Of Happyness. Willow Smith is probably best known for her song “Whip My Hair”. Thanks to their extremely famous parents, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, they’ve been able to try their hands at pretty much everything. Now, the 16 and 14-year-olds are apparently getting into amateur philosophy because they just gave one of the strangest, most philosophical and most nonsensical interviews in the history of printed media.

The chat took place with T Magazine, and the whole thing is one extended insane piece of drivel. Both teenagers shoot from the hip and deliver some truly extraordinary pieces of faux-philosophy, and damn near every off-handed line could be included in this list. But alas, we only have so much time to read about the musings of the Smith kids; so, we’ve boiled it down to the 5 craziest of the crazy quotes.

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5) On Driver’s Ed

The Quote: “You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.” – Jaden Smith

The Crazy: This quote is so close to sounding reasonable until you actually think about it for any time whatsoever. It’s like he thinks the entire world is black and white. If someone gets into an accident and took driver’s ed, driver’s ed must have been a failure. By that logic, if a doctor makes a mistake, he may as well not have gone to medical school. Given his stance on no one learning “anything” in school, he might actually think that too.