Hahaha. You can practically see the model's mind working- "Isn't this dress great? NO, I am not slouching because if I were to stand up straight I would be sharing my naughty bits with the entire room, and I resent the insinuation! Oh, wait, what? Fuck, this is a skirt? I've mistaken it for a dress? Er...where the bloody fuck is my manager? HARVEY! IT'S A SKIRT, YOU TOOL!"