I'll start with, "Quit talking up your D like they are the reincarnation of the '85 Bears, cause they aren't...and by the way, Manning ain't no third stringa"

Archer81

11-12-2013 04:57 PM

It must completely and utterly suck to know the last time you won a playoff game was 20 years ago. It has to be even harder to be a fan of a franchise that last won a superbowl when Nixon was president.

Yet year after year you mullet-headed yokels think you have a shot. Apparently ignorance is in fact bliss.

Your mascot is the 'get a brain morans' guy
Your teams home is a Midwestern ****hole in a flyover state
Your pathetic fan base is known for racism, incest, low IQ, populist ideals, and affinity for ****ty domestic muscle cars
Your team has been functionally irrelevant since the Nixon administration
Dan Dierdorf

Then you show up in your droves after beating a bunch of backup/scrub quarterbacks, thumping your poorly tattooed chests promising an injury to the HOF QB that your abortion of a team is about to face. Kinda kills my goodwill buzz for you little retards.

I hope the loss the Queefs team will suffer on Sunday puts your team and fan base into a downward spiral of confusion and depression so bad that the Hunts decide to move the team to Abilene.