Very nice! It needs some interesting things to discover inside, like old log books, small artifacts and treasures, and of course, the inevitable skeleton behind door #2. Far more entertaining than my usual requests. I see youre a diver. Do you think you could recover the electronics from my sunken boat? Ill pay you... Who me? - insurance fraud? - nooo, never.

A great many rail yards, especially down the back end
where they keep the hulks and decoms, can be described
as very-slow-motion train wrecks.

I immediately thought 'trainwreck re-creations' as well, but
given my background that's hardly surprising. When I saw
the title, it made me think of a whitewater run
we did on the French Broad River (I think) when we pulled
our canoes up and ate lunch at the site where they filmed
the wreck scene from 'The Fugitive'. There are still 2 or 3
stripped locos sitting by the tracks there.