Are you one of the unfortunate masses that can’t afford your very own Desmosedici? Do you have a Monster S4R laying around that you’re not using? Can you shake a rattle can, and play with clay? Well, we might just have the Christmas miracle for you.

A French handyman has taken his talents, and built his very own Desmosedici out of an old Monster S4R. While it would be difficult to pass it off as the real thing to discerning motorcyclists, you have to give the guy credit for: one, having the determination to do such a project, and two for it to come out as well as it did.