- sample all the local schnaps ( the reason you’re drunk)
– plot to take over the world
– steal one of those cart thingies
– explain to security why you stole one of those cart thingies
– try more schnaps
– throw up at the bank counter
– explain to security why you threw up at the bank counter
– explain your world dominion plot to security.
– drink more schnapps ( with said security )
– try to board the flight as functioning human

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Replace the schnaps with Whiskey, and the location with Heathrow airport and I swear on that bastard we nailed to a cross, I’ve completed each objective on that list. They wouldn’t let me fly until I’d slept it off.

JahrlJuly 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm

LoL

soxe-kajJuly 21st, 2008 at 5:35 pm

all i can say is gj gj !!

FluffyJuly 21st, 2008 at 9:10 pm

It’s not a proper holiday until you’ve done at least half the things on that list.

CrimJuly 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 am

correction, its not a proper holiday until you’ve done at least half of those things TWICE!

I look forward to hearing stories about San Diego Air Port

ChristianJuly 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 am

still stuck at Chicago ohare, drunk again, followup list coming

KeioticJuly 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 am

Meanwhile, at the bank counter.. “Hi there! I’d like to make a quick deposit!” *throws up*

geohountJuly 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 am

Fool around with the airport security again! Let them check your notebook and then complain that they deleted all your porn!

This is what Australian soldiers traditionally do at Melbourne airport when they come back home from overseas operations. Except schnapps is hard to get a hold of so it’s normally vodka, whiskey or whatever else we can get out hands on.

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