Chainsaw Midget said I should start a "I Hate RCMerchant" thread-so I'm putting my money where my mouth is..Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. I'm 5'2"-weigh all of 119 pounds.I'm what my father called me-a and I quote him-a "sawed off little basterd.".I'm an alcholic. I drink.A lot. I drink whiskey like you drink water..I always think I'm right.So f**k you..I hate spam. The kind on the internet-and the stuff that comes inna tin.It's really nasty s**t.I don't care if you fry it-scramble it with eggs and taters-its still not good.Waaaay to salty. I hate salt.Its to...salty.

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH