Most people don't know that Helga von Bulow, famed Nazi occultist and head of Himmler's Paranormal division, is a one woman think tank. No one to turn to? Helga is here for you. Whether your questions pertain to gaming, life, love, or sauerkraut recipes; Helga von Bulow has all the answers!

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