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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

DUmmies Outraged by Yet Another Campus Fake Hate Crime

And this year's KERRI DUNN campus Fake Hate Crime award goes to...UC San Diego for getting all lathered up over a noose hung in the library. Folks, whenever you hear the word "noose" used in the same story about a supposed campus hate crime, it is a SLAM DUNK that it is a FAKE hate crime. A Columbia U professor goes BALLISTIC over a hanging noose and it turns out that SHE was the one who hung the noose in the first place.

What set off this noose incident was the OUTRAGE over a Compton ghetto themed party that brought charges of racism. So who was the dastardly organizer of that party? Some Klan member? Well, not quite. Check out this VIDEO to see the party organizer, Mr. Jones, give an explanation and you can see why those who got all upset turned themselves into complete laughingstocks. So how to save face? Well, suddenly a few weeks later a noose conveniently appeared on campus. Who hung the noose? Another Klan member? Well, today's San Diego Union provides the answer in this ARTICLE:

LA JOLLA— In an anonymous letter circulated on campus yesterday, the University of California San Diego student who hung a noose in the school library last week apologized for what she called a “mindless act and stupid mistake.

“I know what I did was offensive — regardless of my intentions — I am just trying to say I’m sorry,” read the letter, which was published in the student newspaper, the UCSD Guardian. “As a minority student who sympathizes with the students that have been affected by the recent issues on campus, I am distraught to know that I have unintentionally added to their pain.”

Ooooooh! It was a MINORITY student who hung that noose, not David Duke. And here is her incredibly lame CYA excuse:

The student claims in her letter that she and her friends were playing with a rope when one of them tied it into a noose.

“I innocently marveled at his ability to tie a noose, without thinking of any of its connotations or the current racial climate at UCSD. I left soon after with one of my friends for Geisel to study, still carrying the rope,” she writes. “After a bit of studying I picked up the rope to play with, and ended up hanging it by my desk. It was a mindless act and stupid mistake. When I got up to leave, a couple hours later, I simply forgot about it.”

The student said the rope was left in the library last Tuesday. It was not reported to campus police until 10:30 p.m. Thursday.

And who would actually be suckers enough to fall for such an obvious fake hate crime? Why DUmmies of course as you can see in this THREAD, "UCSD "Compton Cookout": And now they've found a noose in the library." So let us now watch the DUmmies easily fall for yet another Hate Crime scam in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, posting his first DUFU on his brand new FREE Compaq Presario laptop, is in the [brackets]:

UCSD "Compton Cookout": And now they've found a noose in the library

[Place chip firmly on shoulder and work yourselves into Outrage mode.]

Student admits leaving noose at UCSD

[Hate Crime! Investigate no further. Place brains on ice!]

SAN DIEGO — Campus police at the University of California San Diego are questioning a student who admitted she hung a noose on the seventh floor of the university library Thursday night. The incident is the third racially charged episode on the campus in two weeks, and has spurred a new round of rallies.

"This is truly a dark day in the history of this university," Chancellor Marye Anne Fox told students gathered along Library Walk. "It's abhorrent and untenable."

The noose was found hanging from a bookcase of the Geisel Library at 10:30 p.m. Thursday, and the student called at 9 a.m. Friday to confess, according to vice chancellor Gary Mattews.

"It's someone who didn't think that leaving a noose was an issue," he said....

[Is Chancellor Fox applying to DUke University for the Mike Nifong Award?]

she hung a noose on the seventh floor

[Obviously a Ku Kluxer.]

REALLY! Someone who just thought, "hmmm...a noose, Black students, yeah all just harmless fun.." What the f*ck are these kids being taught at home? That is ridiculous bullshit!!

[She was being taught to fake a hate crime for victimization purposes. Of course, you DUmmies fell for it hook, line, and sinker.]

What did she think nooses were for? Catching butterflies?

[No. For catching manufactured outrage.]

I feel for the students who feel unwelcome or unsafe there. I hope this doesn't get any uglier.

[No but it got a lot FUnnier when it was revealed who the hanging noose perpetrator was. Almost as FUnnie as the perpetrator of that Compton Ghetto Party "hate crime."]

I got a forward this morning from my friend. One student he talked to was just terrified.

[HELP! I'm soooo terrified by fake hate crimes!]

It has f*cking exploded.

[...in laughter. That video from Mr. Jones still has me chuckling. Yeah, some hate crime there.]

My friend says that some of his students (he's a part-timer there) are afraid of the anger out there. For once, I'm grateful for UCLA!]

[Is your friend still fwightened by the Tooth Fairy? ]

"It's someone who didn't think that leaving a noose was an issue,"..do they not teach these kids history anymore? And if it wasn't "an issue" what was the point?

[Yes. The history of FAKE hate crimes certainly does need to be taught. Tell #1 that a fake hate crime has been perpetrated is any appearance of a noose on campus.]

Statement of UC President Mark G. Yudof, the Chancellors of the ten UC campuses, and the Chair and Vice Chair of the Universitywide Academic SenateFebruary 26, 2010

As leaders of the University of California, we are deeply disturbed by recent events at a few of our campuses. We condemn all acts of racism, intolerance and incivility. Regardless of how such offenses are rationalized, or what free speech rights they purport to express, the acts we have witnessed are unacceptable. The actions of these individuals reflect neither our principles nor our values, nor the sentiments of the University of California community. We will not allow the actions of a few to speak for this University. We denounce them.

[Sooooo Mr. Yudof...When will you get around to denouncing the perpetrators of FAKE hate crimes? Apparently you have learned nothing about a certain incident at DUke U.]

Will students be expelled for hate speech or actions?I want to know what constitutes a "criminal act," how it will be prosecuted, and what constitutes "punishment" by the University.

[How about this for punishment? Surveillance camera video of the perpetrator hanging the noose posted on YouTube so we can all have a good laugh about who actually committed this "hate crime?"]

I can think of exactly zero innocent explanations for having or leaving a noose on campus...

[How about the manufacturing of a FAKE hate crime as a reason?]

It will be interesting to see what the motivation was, and how the university responds to this...

[The motivation was predictable manufactured outrage as was displayed by the Univesity. Oh, and where is Kerri DUnn nowadays?]

14 Comments:

Benito Juarez said...

Racism begins with our families, parents, brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles, grandparents, people we admire, respect and love.

However, as we grow and mature we come to the realization that what we were told by our family when we were children were slanted lies base on their prejudices. We realize that most people are like ourselves and not so different and want the same things, like a home, steady work, a Medicare plan and schools for our children (if you travel you will see this). We realize that most people are of good hearts and goodwill.

This reminds me of a parable from the good book where a Levite and Priest come upon a man who fell among thieves and they both individually passed by and didn’t stop to help him. Finally a man of another race came by, he got down from his beast, decided not to be compassionate by proxy and got down with the injured man, administered first aid, and helped the man in need. Jesus ended up saying, this was the good man, this was the great man, because he had the capacity to project the “I” into the “thou,” and to be concerned about his fellow man.

You see, the Levite and the Priest were afraid, they asked themselves, “If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?”

But then the Good Samaritan came by. And he reversed the question: “If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?”

That’s the question before us. The question is not, “If I stop to help our fellow man in need, what will happen to me?” The question is, “If I do not stop to help our fellow man, what will happen to him or her?” That’s the question.

God bless all my brothers and sister that stood side by side with our brothers and sisters in need, when you saw a wrong you tried to correct it, you may argue the methods but not the reasons. I know God will not discriminate by country of origin, our sex, our orientation, color of our skin, or our religion as men do.

Fine. You are under no obligation to take it. Just don't. That's all there is to it.

Despite your fantasy of having this shoved down your throat, you are entirely free to not accept it.

Or is this calculation just a little too hard to comprehend.

Just don't cash the checks. Simple enough? No Social Security checks. No VA checks. No L&I checks...all that money inviting you into a socialistic cesspool should be simply ignored.

And that union (red commie) pension you've built up? Send it right-the-fuck back to those socialist bastards who wrote the check in the first place. It's time to draw a line in the sand, my friends. And the time is now.

Troggie conveniently leaves out that you will still get to pay for it, whether you exercise that supposed 'Freedom to not accept it.' Lying by omission, you say? Pish tosh, merely an oversight through simple human error, though admittedly those are more commonly found on a Democrat's income tax return.

Be happy in your work, comrades! The Leader commands, we follow! Do it for the Cheeeeldrun!

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering, Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - power-slammed his head squarely and repeatedly up his ass and emitted the following lies and worthless mental excrement:

"Fine. You are under no obligation to take it. Just don't. That's all there is to it.

Despite your fantasy of having this shoved down your throat, you are entirely free to not accept it.

Or is this calculation just a little too hard to comprehend." - TROGLAMAN THE GUTTERSNIPE

It would be easy to comprehend if that were true.

It isn't.

That "health care reform" legislation you and your sick perverted ilk want to see imposed on the country MANDATES you either get a government approved plan (MEDICARE or whatever else the government will provide since they are also going to destroy the private sector health insurance industry with this same bill) or you pay a heavy fine and/or go to prison.

Maybe you ought to read that bill before you open your mouth again on it, Guttersnipe. Or maybe you like the idea of hanging out in prison. Whatever...but coming on here and lying and just spewing worthless BS is not gonna cut it.

Heavens to merkatroid troglaman, when you present your position in a False Dilemma, it's so convincing! And by 'convincing' I mean not convincing at all. Actually, there is an obligation to take it. The only people who can opt out of Medicare are doctors. By that I mean they can opt out of taking Medicare patients (as of 1997) but even they have to personally be in the system. It's a complicated process that will no longer be available if Obamacare gets crammed through.

There are some lawsuits pending in which people are suing to get out of Medicare but it doesn't look good for them. I think before you throw stones regarding 'comprehension' you should step away from your glass house.

Gna just share my views from top to bottom as I see them.I feel this is a good simply because it’s consistent with how the user is used to seeing the comment form and filling out information in general. Filling out the name and email wont take me much time, and if you really wanted to go ahead and type the comment first, you can do so, not really that big of a work around. I’m .

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