Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 18 December 2007

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DJ Suspended for "Phrase that Pays"

HOUSTON--KCON-FM morning show host Al Kada was suspended today when he dropped an hammer on his foot just as he was about to let listeners know the "Phrase That Pays." Station officials told listeners that "Oh $#@&%-@$" was not the Phrase That Pays.

Linux usage linked to impotence!

In a recent study conducted by the University of Redmond Linux usage has shown to have a very strong link to erectile dysfunction. The effects are directly related to the popularity of the applicable distribution.