1.YANNY OR LAUREL?

If any of you heard Laurel, I’m disappointed in you. Like how in de name of ice-cream does that sound anything like Laurel. I’m going to leave the links to some ear doctor’s down below coz y’all need help.

Disclaimer:I’m kiddingggggggggg.Not really2.WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING ONE OF YOUR TEACHER’S HAS DONE?

a) Forced us to dance on the tables and show off the cringiest dance moves we knew

b) Forced us to sing after a few of us lost things on tour. If you lost something you had to sing in front of the whole grade 7 class.This guy in my grade had a flashlight identical to mine and I freaked out coz I thought it was mine. Fun fact about me:My friend’s say I’m a good singer, I am sometimes but I lose every single bit of talent when I’m nervous so I flopped singing in front of my entire grade and class. Turns out the flashlight wasn’t mine and I had completely embarrassed myself

c) Called me Mrs… My crush was in my class and somehow the whole school knew I liked him and when my class rocked up to the teacher’s class she called me by his surname and I answered before my brain registered it.

3.WHAT’S A QUOTE YOU HATE AND WHY?

Most of you already know that I’m in love with quotes but the dumbest one in the entire universe has got to be “Well, life isn’t fair.” Like hello, do you think I would be in trouble and having to hear that pointless quote if it was fair. And I always get in trouble because of this quote because instead of me replying I do this:

4. WHAT’S THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED?

So, this is super embarrassing and totally cringey but, the dumbest way I’ve been injured is stretching. My friend and I were in the gym and she was stretching her leg and she pulled a muscle and I asked her what happened and she was like “All I did was…” and then me being me discarded the bit about her pulling a muscle from doing it and did it. I couldn’t walk for TWO DAYS!Because I’m me I couldn’t just include one event so here’s the next dumb thing I’ve done. I ran into a wall.

NOW BEFORE YOU START JUDGING ME

I was three years old and it was Christmas time. My cousins and I decided to play touches in the house. Naturally the adults told us we would get hurt but did we listen, I mean at first my cousins kinda did, but then I was like nahhh they being extra besides the point, we were running in the house. And I was being chased and I turned around to look at where my cousin was and I did something similar to the GIF down below.

Except there was blood and a gigantic gash in my head and loads of tears, I still have the scar.

5.WHICH CELEBRITY DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

So I took a quiz…

HOW IN DE NAME OF CHOCOLATE DO I LOOK LIKE ARIANA GRANDE!??

So because I was lied to by a website I took another quiz.

Can I please just say I look absolutely NOTHING like Emma Watson!!

So I took another quiz…

So the internet is a lie. *rolls eyes and slams door angrily* (She wanted Jessica Capshaw)

But it’s fine *sighs dramatically* I’ll just pretend I have the ability to sing *wipes fake tear away*.

6.WHAT IS ONE RIDICULOUS THING SOMEONE HAS TRICKED YOU INTO DOING OR BELIEVING?

So it was the last day of term last year and naturally my friends and I brought tons of unhealthy food to eat. So we were sitting down laughing, talking about boys, the usual. And my friend pulls out a packet of Oreos and she gives everyone except me and I whined and threw a hissy fit (I was joking) and I pretended to be upset and walk away. 10 seconds later I walk back to the group and get given an Oreo I devour it in one mouthful and then my friend does the meanest thing ever. She tells me she spat in the Oreo. I died inside. And my friends laughed at me like the wonderful savages they are.

7.ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW’S YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR AND WHY?

My day’s been like a 3 so far because I’m tired af and I’m too lazy to make myself something to eat and I’m hungry. But it’s been kinda fun at the same time because I’ve been writing this lovely post about the cringiness that is my life.

Hope you enjoyed this post and if you haven’t checked out Bayyy’s Real Neat Blog Award. It’s worth it so go read it!

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4 replies to REAL NEAT BLOG AWARD

OMG I LOVED THISSSSS!! First off, thank you for the very kind words that are going to make me cry and become dehydrated (who’s the killer now? 😂). Second off, GURL you’re the one who needs ear checking because it’s clearly Laurel. How do people even hear Yanny ugh? Dancing on tables?! 😂😂 Ahaha singing must’ve been embarrassing but you were probably really good – unfortunately, I can’t hear it due to my “POOR HEARING” *cough* 😂😂😂 AHAHAHAHHAHA your crush’s last name I can’ttt. 😂 OMG stretching 😂😂😂😂 Bruh I ran into a trash can LAST YEAR so if there’s anyone to judge, then it’s me. 😂 Aww you actually got injured tho – poor 3 year old self. Ahahaha you got very famous celebrities! Omg once I ate this goldfish and my friend told me she licked it like UGHHH I hate when that happens. Number 7 is so relatable. 😂😂😂 I loved reading your answers!

OMG I’m dying😂❤️How do you even hear Laurel!!??? Like I’m seriously calling an ear doctor for you right now😂😂😂Oh my soul I have horrible hearing too!!!!!! Like actual struggles coz everyone gives up trying to tell you after the sixth time you ask them to repeat themselves😂😩🙈How did you run into a trash can???? I thought that only happened in movies😂I feel so bad coz I laughed at you for a bit but then I felt bad😂❤️How did your friend persuade you to eat a goldfish!!!!!!!???? Like I seriously wanna know because that means that anything is possible and I can get my friends to buy me sushi😂😂😂This is the bestttttttt like you literally made my week!!!!❤️🙈Love you so much❤️❤️Ps:Watch out for trash cans😂

I’ll literally die if I made spelling errors because I’m too lazy to fix them😂❤️🙈
Lol look at me talking to myself again😂🙈🙈🙈

GURL how do YOU hear Yanny? Literally same though 😂😂 So we had races in gym and on my way back my legs decided to not stop and I ran into the huge trash can. NO NOT AN ACTUAL GOLDFISHHH 😂 The cracker onesss! Aww that means a lot! Haha yes I need to 😂😂 Lol last part is literally meee!

This had literally made me smile and laugh endlessly❤️❤️This conversation had literally made 2018 soooo worth it for me❤️I can’t believe you tricked me into thinking you at an actual goldfish🙈Lol, I’m an actual joke though😂😂I’m sending you the links to some ear doctors right now😂😂❤️