(Original post by IChem)
Hehe, your anonymity is about to be destroyed. The second someone puts blue cheese in a sandwich toaster in a hall at Imperial it's going to be obvious that it's you!

Ohh I am certain it will be much sooner than that. I will most likely "accidentally" insult my room mate and then we'll have a whole Big-Brother drama there. His parents will come in, they will most likely be rich people (possibly Indian seeing as a lot of Indians do engineering which is good), they in turn will probably verbally insult me after which I will verbally insult them. That goes on for about 30 minutes. Warden comes in and assigns my room mate to another room whereupon he gets converted to Scientology because his psychological-religious-defence mechanism was put out of play by yours truly. AND then I get a knew room mate whom I like. Then we have a pint. Then all is well my job is done for the day and play play play.

(Original post by Master Polhem)
Ohh I am certain it will be much sooner than that. I will most likely "accidentally" insult my room mate and then we'll have a whole Big-Brother drama there. His parents will come in, they will most likely be rich people (possibly Indian seeing as a lot of Indians do engineering which is good), they in turn will probably verbally insult me after which I will verbally insult them. That goes on for about 30 minutes. Warden comes in and assigns my room mate to another room whereupon he gets converted to Scientology because his psychological-religious-defence mechanism was put out of play by yours truly. AND then I get a knew room mate whom I like. Then we have a pint. Then all is well my job is done for the day and play play play.

I suppose you will try to get along with your associate of the room?

Lol, lol, lol. You truly are a legend Master Polhem. Tbh, If I started talking to you, the register of language that you employ and sheer cynicism would probably give you away. Oh the joys of being a cynical, sarcastic *******!

Oh and to the associate of my room comment - I am fortunate enough to have a single room hehe.

(Original post by IChem)
Lol, lol, lol. You truly are a legend Master Polhem. Tbh, If I started talking to you, the register of language that you employ and sheer cynicism would probably give you away. Oh the joys of being a cynical, sarcastic *******!

Oh and to the associate of my room comment - I am fortunate enough to have a single room hehe.

Oh why thank you

A single room? Not bad for an ex-pat Frenchie I thought they would have thrown you into the darkest dungeons for abandoning good old England. Just joking though, single ought to be fun, why single and not shared?

A single room? Not bad for an ex-pat Frenchie I thought they would have thrown you into the darkest dungeons for abandoning good old England. Just joking though, single ought to be fun, why single and not shared?

I have an err... severe flatulence problem...

Nah, just, I donna, I kind of like the idea of having my own personal space. Like, what happens if I brought a girl back and I had a twin room. Oy! Stop giggling! I know I'm an Imperial student but it COULD happen! so yeah. Do you not think that a roommate would get on your nerves if they were around you all the time?

(Original post by IChem)
I have an err... severe flatulence problem...

Nah, just, I donna, I kind of like the idea of having my own personal space. Like, what happens if I brought a girl back and I had a twin room.Oy! Stop giggling! I know I'm an Imperial student but it COULD happen! so yeah. Do you not think that a roommate would get on your nerves if they were around you all the time?

(Original post by Master Polhem)
Ohh I am certain it will be much sooner than that. I will most likely "accidentally" insult my room mate and then we'll have a whole Big-Brother drama there. His parents will come in, they will most likely be rich people (possibly Indian seeing as a lot of Indians do engineering which is good), they in turn will probably verbally insult me after which I will verbally insult them. That goes on for about 30 minutes. Warden comes in and assigns my room mate to another room whereupon he gets converted to Scientology because his psychological-religious-defence mechanism was put out of play by yours truly. AND then I get a knew room mate whom I like. Then we have a pint. Then all is well my job is done for the day and play play play.

I suppose you will try to get along with your associate of the room?

Insult my racial denomination and I will insult yours and we will then hopefully go out for a drink after. Sound good?

Does anyone know whether at the end of each term we will have to move all our stuff out?

I'm only thinking that if we only pay for 38 weeks we may only be allowed to keep our stuff there for 38 weeks and the rest of the time our rooms may be rented out since the area we're staying in is likely to fetch a premium.

(Original post by theflyingpig)
Does anyone know whether at the end of each term we will have to move all our stuff out?

I'm only thinking that if we only pay for 38 weeks we may only be allowed to keep our stuff there for 38 weeks and the rest of the time our rooms may be rented out since the area we're staying in is likely to fetch a premium.

'Tis my belief that once you move in, you are allowed to keep your stuff in your rooms (and even live in them) over the holidays until the end of summer term, when you are required to vacate the premises.