Cosmo Confession: Dirty-Letter Lolita

Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.

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"I was babysitting, and while the kids were napping, I decided to sit on their deck and write a note to my boyfriend, Brian. I made it really racy and described in detail how I wanted to go down on him the next time we could sneak into his shower together. I was folding up the note when one of the kids started screaming, so I dropped everything and ran inside. The next day, the woman I'd babysat for came to my house. She said she was appalled that I thought her husband would ever want to be with me and handed me the note she said she'd found on her deck. I explained that it was for my boyfriend Brian, but before I could say anything else, she narrowed her eyes and said 'My husband is not your boyfriend.' Then it dawned on me: Her husband's name was Brian too." -Katie, 18