How A Big Booty and A Fist Nearly Started a War

Recently, someone on Twirra was talking about how men “love women”, because if they didn’t, they wouldn’t go to war for them.

“Didn’t Helen of Troy begin a war?’ he asked in pseudo Socratic reasoning.

Hei! The Trojan war was as a result of bruised pride and ego, not because Helen was so hot. Her betrothed was embarrassed to have become a cuckold, nothing more! The excuse that men start wars to defend women is a false one. If not, would an entire settlement not have nearly been brought to its knees because of the boxing skills of one teenaged girl? Listen to her story here: