Monday, June 4, 2007

To be honest, trying to fill space during this interminable off-season can be vexing a real pain in the ass. That's why KSK loves the godsend that is NFL's new bossman, Roger Goodell. Rog has made it perfectly clear the axe swings on his schedule and at his pleasure-- “due process” be damned. For all we know, at anytime Goodell may drop the bomb on Mike Vick with the gusto of Peter King demolishing a plate of canapés at the hospitality tent.

However, an unintended consequence of Roger Goodell's new suspend-now-sort-out-the-legalities-later personnel conduct policy is that fans, sports radio and wiseacre sports bloggers can't even consider waiting until the legal system runs its course before weighing in on the troubles of ne'er-do-wells like Pacman Jones and Mike Vick. . Under Rog's stewardship, Vick may actually serve his suspension before the courts sort out this whole unseemly affair. Irrational speculation rules!!!

If this mess marks the ends of Vick’s era as a productive NFL QB, then he can always fall back on canine pugilism. Some people would pay good money to see Johnnie Morton fight one of Ron Mexico’s dogs on pay-per-view. Certain advertisers would love it…

They could be motivational speakers for kids (either suburban kids, inner city kids, rural kids, any kids!) and they could do a whole lecture series on how to Ruin Your Chances of Ever Succeeding in Life (or How I Got My Dumbfuck Ass Booted From the NFL)

This week on "The Mike and Marcus Show," the fellas get the munchies and head to Denny's at 4 a.m. After consuming roughly 2,500 calories of processed sugars and animal fats, they stare at their table for 45 minutes. Then the knives come out.

i'm ok w/ blood sports as long as what kills each other was always intended to be food. cock fightin' and bull fightin' awesome; entertainment- then we can fill our bellies. it's good for the economy. dog fightin' no way.