Inzi: No, first comes praying and thanks to Mushy, Saeed Anwar, Yusuf and Junaid Jamshed for leading ba-jamaat prayers …

Interviewer: But you guys are paid to play, not to pray.

Inzi: No, only Bob, Danish and Shoaib Akhtar play because they don’t pray … but thanks to Almighty Allah, rest of boys prayed well, especially Yusuf and Yunus and Rana and myself who were in good praying form and inshallah we will win this year’s Raiwind Tableegh Cup with help from coaching of Mushy and Saeed Anwar.

Interviewer: Right. Now, can we talk about cricket for a change?

Inzi: Why?

Interviewer: What do you mean, why? You’re a professional cricketer!

Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rah<wbr>im, firstly thanks to Pepsi, 160 million peoples hearts were in their mouths when we beat India at Banglore …

Interviewer: That was two years ago.

Inzi: Yes, I know … I also learn math in madressa …

Interviewer: Right. So, what went wrong at the World Cup?

Inzi: Boys prayed well.

Interviewer: I don’t care how they prayed, tell me why did you and the boys play so badly. Why were you guys so spineless?

Inzi: Rumors and propaganda … only lies, that’s all!

Interviewer: What lies and propaganda?

Inzi: That boys don’t have spine. Thanks to Almighty Allah all boys have spine! Tomorrow they will say boys don’t have leg, arm and groin … all nonsense!

Inzi: Because last night Mushy, me and Juniad have dreams in which Bob in white shalwar and green shirt and white, white wings told us to build mosque in Lords …

Interviewer: But Bob wasn’t even a Muslim!

Inzi: Rumors, lies, propaganda!

Interviewer: So, you’re saying that he was a Muslim?

Inzi: In our hearts he was Muslim …

Interviewer: Yes, but in his heart he wasn’t.

Inzi: Yes, that’s why he die of heart attack!

Interviewer: Inzi, sorry to say this, but for long it has been noticed that with all this Tableegi thing, you and some of your boys have started to lose not only your form, but your grip on reality as well …

Inzi: Yes, but my boys prayed well and I talk metavetabally.

Interviewer: But who the hell cares if boys prayed well!

Inzi: Bob.

Interviewer: All he cared about was you guys playing some decent cricket!

Inzi: Are you saying my boys are indecent? Firstly thanks to Tableeghi Jamaat, all boys now naik and clean and decent …

Interviewer: But what about the boys’ cricket and form? Not very clean and decent.

Inzi: Yes but boys prayed well and Bob drop dead.

Interviewer: Sigh. Okay, tell us what was you biggest achievement as captain?

Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rah<wbr>eem, firstly thanks to Almighty Allah, many boys of team now have beards, and now they all go to heaven when they too die like Bob.

Interviewer: I see. You know, Rameez said that knives await the Pakistan cricket team when they come back, but I think instead of knives usteras, razors and scissors will be more appropriate.

Inzi: Usteras are ban in my team. They are haraam. Look what happened to Bob?

Interviewer: In a recent statement, Junaid Jamshed said he hopes Bob recited the Kalma before he died. What sort of talk is that?

Inzi: Good talk, good talk … all boys say Kalma … we also tell Danish to say Kalma as well …

Interviewer: But Danish is Hindu. It’s like Dravid asking Irfan Pathan to do the bhajan!

Inzi: Yes, yes, I like aloo ke bhaaji also …

Interviewer: So what next? Who do you think should be the next captain?

Inzi: Saeed Anwar.

Interviewer: But he retired four years ago!

Inzi: Yes, I know … I also learn math in madressa …

Interviewer: Never mind. Thank you for talking to us, Inzi. And good luck.

Inzi: No, thanks to Almighty Allah …

Interviewer: Yes, him too.

Inzi: You are good Muslim. Here, have a Pepsi.

Protic

April 10, 2007, 03:06 AM

Not very funny actually.. same old inzi thing..too much fun of his common "thanks to Allah" attitude.

irteja

April 10, 2007, 04:03 AM

thnks for sharing Ehsan bhai

Yasin

April 10, 2007, 11:28 AM

well funny in parts..though shouldnt a lot of fun is made aboutt he way Bob have passed away...it is funny in parts only....dont know for sure.... i did laugh but at the end of the day felt it inappropriate to bring Bobs death to the focus.

Pak_rox

April 15, 2007, 09:46 AM

i'm still sad for bob & inzy , it isnt funny at all

amethyst

April 20, 2007, 11:13 PM

Interviewer: I don’t care how they prayed, tell me why did you and the boys play so badly. Why were you guys so spineless?

Inzi: Rumors and propaganda … only lies, that’s all!

Interviewer: What lies and propaganda?

Inzi: That boys don’t have spine. Thanks to Almighty Allah all boys have spine! Tomorrow they will say boys don’t have leg, arm and groin … all nonsense!

:floor: :floor: :floor:

gatekeeper

April 21, 2007, 01:04 AM

Priceless.

Rabz

April 21, 2007, 05:37 AM

any paikka joke is good..
funny...

battye

April 21, 2007, 10:04 AM

well funny in parts..though shouldnt a lot of fun is made aboutt he way Bob have passed away...it is funny in parts only....dont know for sure.... i did laugh but at the end of the day felt it inappropriate to bring Bobs death to the focus.

Agreed. Funny in parts, but I agree it was inappropriate that so much focus on Bob Woolmer's death.