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As my original future ex-wife, Cheryl Tweedy will always hold a special place in my heart and my sweatpants, even though we never actually got to consummate our fake Internet relationship, and I always ended up having to do it by myself. Anyway, here’s Cheryl looking as good as ever attending the ICAP Charity Day in London. And if she’s still in a giving mood, I know a certain underprivileged blogger who could use some relief from her. As I mentioned earlier, it’s been building up for years.

I have no idea what these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy are for, but I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth as the saying goes so I’m just going to post them and enjoy them. Besides, in one of the shots she’s lounging around on some chains in her bathing suit like one of those Jabba The Hutt slaves so who could resist. That Jabba had all the hot babes.

I’m kind of really turned on by these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy in her tight ass dress hanging out with her boom box. She looks like she’s about to put on some sexy music and start her stripper audition, I love it, she’s already got the stripper tattoo on her upper thigh. She’s hired. I hope she does some back spins and head stands in that dress of hers. I’m waiting.

I would like to point out just how hot Cheryl Tweedy is, I don’t think us north Americans really give her all the credit she deserves because she’s only on some crappy British TV shows that we never see, but the girl is hot. Here she is posing in a nice little swimsuit and slut boot combination giving me a semi. That stripper tattoo on her thigh makes me think that if I carry enough singles in my wallet I might actually have a chance with this chick. Here’s hoping.

I know that saying
">Cheryl Tweedy gets waxed is kind of a lame way to get people’s attention, but technically that’s exactly what happened here so I’m not feeling too bad about it. Besides, you should have known these weren’t going to be pictures of her doing what you think she was was going to be doing, this isn’t a smut site. Get your mind out of the gutter. Anyhow, she’s so hot and she’s wearing a nice little skirt that almost shows off her stripper thigh tattoo so who gives a crap. I can think of a few ways to melt that wax.

Here are a few shots of super hottie
">Cheryl Tweedy filming some scenes from her music video for the song Through My eyes. I’ve never actually heard any of her music, but if she’s going to walk around like this with her shirt off and a loose jacket, I’m going to have to sit through this one. How could you not want to see more of this chick? She’s absolutely lovely.

Here’s my one true loveCheryl Tweedy out in the rain the other night that involves her wearing a nice little dress so I don’t care what it is. I don’t know who this overly tanned old man is, probably her new wallet boyfriend, but he’d better remove those ancient sausage fingers from her side before I chew them off. I hate being jealous of old dudes…. Getting to touch hotties like Cheryl and not having to wait in line at McDonald’s to get a refill. Bastards.

There is nothing better than looking at the calendar and instead of feeling crushing depression and a loss of the will to live… you feel hard. That’s why we love Cheryl Tweedy’s amazing new calendar photoshoot. The year has never looked so attractive and never so jerk worthy.

I see London, I see France… I see Cheryl Tweedy’s hot as hell, teeny-tiny, white underpants! And let us just say -some high quality upskirtage is completely necessary. Too many Hollywood star slutlets have been flashing around their infected lady bits. Looking at HPV and crabs has slowly been losing it’s charm. (Sorry Lindsay.)

During a filming of X-Factor, Cheryl was politely sitting, being attentive, and giving her pusspuss some fresh air. Who can blame her, though? Every vag needs some airing out during a humid summer, especially those of the wildly hot and slutty (AKA Cheryl Tweedy).

Here's Cheryl Tweedy rocking out this months upcoming issue of Hello! Magazine. The issue supposedly has some exclusive images of the Girls Aloud, so go get your copy today, assuming you live in either Britain, Republic of Ireland, India, UAE, Spain, Mexico, Turkey, Russia, Thailand, Greece, Canada, or Serbia. Or, you can just check out the pictures here...