Ready or Not

The last thing I want to do is start thinking about getting into a bikini this soon after the holidays, but suffice it to say, retailers don’t care about that. In fact it’s pretty apparent that bikini season is here as Summer fashions are blatantly pushed down our throats everywhere we look.

In fact, I was passing through Nordstrom on my way to Gene Juarez the other day and there they were – five stick-thin mannequins mocking me and my extra holiday pounds. Damn it, it’s such a bummer that I have to start thinking about Summer in January, what, with the thought of sun, boats, tanned skin, warm nights, my birthday…..Then again maybe not.