Top 7 jokes about Mitt Romney’s dog – MJ Lee – POLITICO.com

1. “Romney is so confident that he’s getting cocky. He’s already putting the dog on the roof of his car.” (“Late Show with David Letterman,” Feb. 7)

2. “I would say this is an extremely safe position for Romney to take because the odds are very good that no one has ever called Mitt zany in his entire life. Unless it was when he drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the station wagon. (‘Hey, Mister, you got an Irish setter on top of your car. What are you, zany or something?’) Gail Collins, New York Times columnist (Dec. 15)

3. “They announced the winner of the Westminster Dog Show, and tomorrow the winning dog gets to ride on the roof of Mitt Romney’s car.” (“Late Show with David Letterman,” Feb. 21)

5. “Sad news for Mitt Romney. He drove out of Florida with a live gator strapped to the roof of his car.” (“Late Show with David Letterman,” Feb. 2)

6. “PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.” (Romney in 2007)

7. “To undo the negative publicity Mitt Romney received from tying his dog to the top of a car on a cross-country vacation, Mitt responded by tying the car to the top of his dog.” (“Late Show with David Letterman,” Feb. 7)