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Spain is a fucking hilarious and largely pointless country.

Like some twat in the playground who is better at football than you but the minute you're outside the PE lesson and on lunch break you'll be scything the cunt down the minute he puts in one of his Mediterranean niggly ankle kicks.

Actually, Spain is exactly like the Spanish cunt who was at our school. I'll pat myself on the back for that analogy.

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good belly buster to be fair

------------From a sliding glass door, through white curtains fluttering in the breeze, comes Bruno, Guetta's elegant manservant. The two exchange a few words in French, and Bruno re-emerges a few minutes later with salads.

Re: Fuck off Spain

They produce quite a lot of fruit which I need for my daily smoothie which I drink after my four hour morning work out and whilst checking my portfolio of investments. Footy on a Sunday night. Other than that, they can do one. Massive racists with a horrible language where even the simplest of sentences sounds like a diatribe. They made it worse by spreading this abortion of a language to a lot of South America which ruins my yearly sojourn to Florida as they tend to infest the place, travelling in swarms no less than thirty strong which by law must include six generations of the one family, every single one of them talking/shouting at the same time. Quite possible the rudest people I've ever come across.They don't even produce half-decent bongo which has been the saving grace of many a country (eg, Italy & Rocco).

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Spanish are okay, we had trouble with belgiand this year, they stole converse boots, and at least two took too much designer drug, unfortunately they died.A frenchman was so doped yesterday, that he fell in to the bonfire, and burned seriously.

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Re: Fuck off Spain

Big Fella wrote:

If Spiegel is Mate Green, that has pretty much made my week.

Yeah also mine.

So...in these hot days i prefer milkshake: full milk, strawberry a small bit of real honey, plus a couple of ice cubes. No alcohol, and its easy. Im sure it also works on bars and restaurants too, im a fruit shake-o-holic.

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Spiegel wrote:

So...in these hot days i prefer milkshake: full milk, strawberry a small bit of real honey, plus a couple of ice cubes. No alcohol, and its easy. Im sure it also works on bars and restaurants too, im a fruit shake-o-holic.

Add a quart of vodka and you have the 'Shaun Ryder Special'. Recommended.

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starcreeper wrote:

Spiegel wrote:

So...in these hot days i prefer milkshake: full milk, strawberry a small bit of real honey, plus a couple of ice cubes. No alcohol, and its easy. Im sure it also works on bars and restaurants too, im a fruit shake-o-holic.

Add a quart of vodka and you have the 'Shaun Ryder Special'. Recommended.