A White Christmas in LA

Attention colleagues. This year’s holiday party will be held at Eagle Rock Brewery and attendance is mandatory. The CEO has done away with the raffle prizes, but refreshments will be served. Because nothing says Baby Jesus like a congregation of obsessive taste-seekers whipped-up into a feeding frenzy for five weird beers and five freaky-deeky cheeses. This is the first co-ed beer tasting event at the brewery known for its infamous women’s forum. Come all ye faithful. The theme? White beers.

In the cheese department: a tit-shaped goat goo, a mixed-milk butter bomb, some hard-assed mountain tack, Eagle Rock’s Alpine doppelganger, and a blue stinker named after a revolutionary war supply line…