As if I needed any more reasons not to litter this already overcrowded planet with ill-bred little half-clones of myself and another unfortunate individual who would also do better to stay out of the gene pool if she can’t find a better suitor than myself.

Here is a thought- If you were paying attention to your child they would not have enough time to get into this much trouble. Seriously, some of those are quick things you cannot control, but some those kids had to be left alone for a long time. Most likely while Mom was off have a cigarette . . .