Friday Fun: Caption this and win some V-MODA headphones

If you’re active on social media, this image will have been popping up in your various timelines this morning, and with good reason. The image is self-explantory – now that the DJ world runs on MP3s, it would appear that Smirnoff believe that DJs don’t need needles, slipmats, vinyl or mixers anymore. And they wear jumpers. What in God’s name were they thinking?

Now I could write a epic tome on this subject that would quite literally and intentionally bore you into a solid coma. But instead of taking up all the good material, I want you to come up with smart arse one liner captions and post them below. And then using the ratings thingy, vote up the ones you like. At the end of next week, I’ll look at the ratings and pick the winner.

A pair of V-MODA M-80s are up for grabs. I really like them and don’t want to let them go. So make me laugh. Earn them.

Is my perfume ok? Hope he notices my cleavage. He’s so hot I just wanna drag him in a corner right now. I hope everyone is seeing me up here close to the DJ.

DJ thinking:

This mix is sooooo dope!

nurve

Oops

“like, can you play my favorite song by lady gaga?”

“sorry love, you do know its a silent disco, right?”

http://www.mixcloud.com/Cutwerk Cutwerk

DJ: Trust me baby, no-one does ‘Silent Disco’ quite like me!

http://www.facebook.com/DaveMcRave.Deejay Dave McCavish

“I know i was going to show you how to wiki wiki wahh, but i lent a few bits to DJWorx, for testing and review…saw them on his ebay account. this is how high his positive feedback will end up coz of this!”

http://www.facebook.com/DaveMcRave.Deejay Dave McCavish

“DJWorx- Now stocking accoustically insulated jumpers for the concerned DJ at mind”

https://www.google.com/profiles/107135983224654522770 DJ SPARK

– Do you remember when I used to play vinyl ?
– Yes, this is how we meet !
Dj thinking “I had more chicks too in these days…”

JonnyFlash

“So this is how Paris Hilton does it…”

https://www.google.com/profiles/107044837797531720877 Maiki V

Forget David Guetta, this is how we roll!

http://www.gmastering.com Gmastering

The art of air DJing

http://www.facebook.com/bassmonkeyyea Ian Lewis

As Matt Le Blanc tried to impress the 3-boobed girl with his jedi DJ tricks, she couldn’t help but wonder what he meant by “meat juggling”

photojojo

F*** me I’m famous

http://www.facebook.com/mixtrain Darren Boynton

You can do better than that Jennings.

Stewe

“You can let it go for now dear, there’s gonna be enough of time for that later on..”

jimmyjim

“It’s not what you got, it’s how you use it … ”

or

Girl: “Woow, you even better than this Qu-Bart dude!”
Dude: “I told you so! Now shut the fuck up, bi*ch!”

Girl:
Hey I just Met You
And this is Crazy
Are you David Guetta?
You’re decks are off baby….

http://www.djmatthewstar.com djmatthewstar

Times are tough for James Franco & the drunk chick from Superbad…

beuis

Man: “would you give me a BJ if i teach you how to DJ?”
Girl: “sure, if you could get it up after drinking so much vodka!”

schottky

“Check out my doubles of 4.33 by John Cage!”

Avarice

Dang, should have read comments before posting myself. Well done, sir!

schottky

Great minds eh?

Dj Stu-C

“Smirnoff, for the chap that prefers to be so incedibly drunk that he wont even notice her pilfering his equipment”

http://www.facebook.com/gulli.johansen Gulli Johansen

1 Bottle of Smirnoff and anything is possible

http://www.djmatthewstar.com djmatthewstar

Traktor 2.6 sure is advanced, you just stick the usb cable up your…

http://twitter.com/RFrancois Richard Francois

Oi mate, turn the music up, I can’t hear nothin playin!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1427768273 Luis Garcia

A girl this is how to dj like will I am

http://imixmag.com imixmag

And I thought I was bad when I faked an orgasm with you last night. You rock honey.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1427768273 Luis Garcia

So this is a pair of turntables

http://www.facebook.com/dagatafaust Faust D’Agata

Damn, I am spent all my money in hair gel and now I can not even afford needles!

http://twitter.com/felixlebon Felix Lebon

He’s playing on the same set-up Paris Hilton is.
Less is more!

Maikky

“Wait, this isn’t the sync button.” or “Wait, this isn’t the play button.”

And finally

“I’m just like Pauly D!”

Maikky

“These are the biggest sync buttons I’ve ever seen!”

famousmixerdude

“Let’s play house!”
“As in, pretend?”
“Yeah!”

Ridley

To a girl: “Soon you’ll be naked like those turntables”

Loudist

Far from being disheartened by his disastrous first gig, it actually served as inspiration for the young Ean Golden…

https://www.google.com/profiles/115528987305679234385 James Wilson

DJ – “Man, I hope that roofie kicks in. I don’t know much longer I can fool this slag.”

https://www.google.com/profiles/116827778005701184980 Jack Fox

A Smirnoff® Sadlife Experience — Please DJ Responsibly

http://ywwg.com Owen

“So I think we’ll put the turntables here, although we’ll obviously need slipmats, cartridges.. those are in the back. Oh right, this deck will need to move to make room for the mixer. Hm, I’m worried the headphone cable is a little short. Don’t worry, by tonight the booth will be ready for your set, miss!”

djpenguin

“Real DJs use turntables,” they said.
“Technics are the only decks worth having,” they said.
“Buy some and the ladies will commit home invasions to hang out with you,” they said.

They were right.

The SL-1200: it’s magic.

i-squared

Girl: “Wow, David Guetta tought you how to DJ? You should really go to the DJ X-factor!”

https://www.google.com/profiles/112603846513917256023 Marco Garcia

Girl to wannabe DJ: Are you also going to pretend your playing with me later?

https://www.google.com/profiles/112603846513917256023 Marco Garcia

Girl to wannabe DJ: I have a request, can you actually put a record on? My Smirnoff hasn’t kicked in yet

https://www.google.com/profiles/112603846513917256023 Marco Garcia

Smirnoff: Helping dumb people get laid since 1860

http://twitter.com/bdaymasquerade Grills Truceppe

“Honey, are all our nightlife experiences going to be this lame?”

Phi

I’ve heard of audio clarity, but this is getting ridiculous.

http://www.facebook.com/TheLeffe Fredrik Yngström

The Uri Geller school of DJing – mix and bend pitch with your mind.

Phi

Check out this hot new genre. It’s called sub-minimal.

DJ Verge

Expecto DJing-num!

http://www.facebook.com/skinnymanmusic D.j. Skinny

Hey baby, check it out…I’m the next David Guetta!

Bunyip

“Looks like the only two knobs in this setup are us!”

bounce

Girl: Oh, deejay, can you play me… uh… you shure you didn’t forget something?

http://www.djworx.com Mark Settle

I made a discovery – while doing some routine housekeeping, I came across a stock image that I used for a skratchworx piece entitled “What is pro gear? You tell me….” back in October. It would appear to be the same guy on the same decks, but with a shirt on.

Girl: Hey, did you know its lame guys like you are what give real DJ’s a bad representation? I have a mixer, and real 12OO’s and needles in my trunk with 2 record bags and serious headphone (where did you get those Wal-Mart?). Please step away and let a real DJ show you how to do this!

Boy: ……..

ctzokas

I know its been a long time since you’ve touched a pair of real turntables. But if you don’t start paying me some attention its going to be a long time until you touch my pair again.

maber

“You’re the best AIR-DJ in the World!”

http://www.soundcloud.com/beat3productions Dj L-Biz

1: I appreciate what the promoter is trying to do here but when i requested a mixer with two out(s) – something must have got lost in translation

2: I’m going to let her keep shouting these requests – the way these bad boy headphones look, she’d be stupid to think i can hear her!

3: Just keep smiling and hope she doesn’t kick the cd player thats on the floor

southyfreakin

Wicky-wah-wah-wanker

versusctx

Guy’s inside head voice : I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING…

deco5

No mixer, no needles, no records.
Tonight just got a little less interesting.

https://www.google.com/profiles/107017290777351339731 Dunks

S**T! , I sent the wrong photoshop file.

http://www.SirW4LL.com SirW4LL

“I do love like I mix baby !” Smirnoff, stronger than Houdini.

djsureshot

Smirnoff Reminds you to drink responsibly……how you DJ?Well that’s up to you!

djsureshot

this is what happens when you let drunk white guys get behind the wheels and drive

djeezzy

“I already told you… My name is not Joseph Gordon Levitt. Now please lay off the smirnoff, back up and let me do my jesus pose.”