I summon a shiny thing, which distracts the newly-allied mob. On the shiny thing, it reads, "The best person in this mob gets to keep me." Thus, the mob members start fighting with each other upon who is the best, whilst Bob is left unguarded. Once the mob members are down to one, Bob pick...

Hello!Garfield I read today that reflects to my life.Garfield: I need motivation.His owner (I keep forgeting his name, goshdarnit): Get up and do something, you lazy bum!Garfield: Yep. That was life-transforming.

I got this one from a different forum (Destiny Works) and this one's kind of dead on there, but I know "xkcd can do better". Basically, there's a hill. I am on top of it. Come up with a convolued scheme to get me off so you can be the king (even if you are a queen) of the hill. It works li...

Plus, you may not summon anything that has been already summoned. With that in mind.... I summon a telephone booth so Bob can dial a number that teleports him elsewhere (think Harry Potter. Wow this game is exciting!). This way, he doesn't get distracted by the cookie nor the excrement. Additionally...

First off, finally Scyphy! Thank heavens you made this. Walk and talk in PE helps. Ah, the Bob game. How interesting that you chose this. Plus, this is my first post. Now, the summon: (Oh god, Scyphy, I win forever with this. You forget, hehehehe.) I summon -1 gravity, which, in turn, reverses magne...