SENATOR Loren Legarda accused a fellow Team PNoy candidate of orchestrating a smear campaign to destroy her reputation. Some sources say the candidate is male, a re-electionist, and separated from his wife. Alan Peter Cayetano immediately issued a statement saying his marriage is very much intact.

Sen. Loren Legarda says a fellow Team PNoy candidate is out to destroy her. Legarda hints the mysterious candidate is male and a re-electionist – much to the relief of ex-senator Jamby Madrigal who is not a re-electionist.

Kris’ Choice?
Reports say Kris Aquino has given the impression that she won’t vote for the entire Team PNoy slate. Loren Legarda too.

Asked if she’d vote for UNA’s Nancy Binay, Kris Aquino answered, “I don’t want to put my brother in an alanganin position. I hope you don’t mind if I don’t answer.” She just said yes.

On whether or not she’s voting for Nancy Binay, Kris Aquino said, “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having friends and with supporting their friends.” But the TV host refused to elaborate and said, “I don’t want to put my brother in an alanganin position.” She just did.

Kris 2016
Acknowledging the fact that the Binay dynasty is unbeatable in Makati City, TV host Kris Aquino – herself a registered Makati voter said she’ll just look for another city where she could possibly run for mayor. In other news, Herbert Bautista is worried.

Manila Race
Former president Joseph Estrada admits the mayoral race between him and Mayor Alfredo Lim in Manila is neck and neck – which is a bit surprising since Erap does not have a neck.

Pamela and the President
Hollywood bombshell Pamela Anderson has invited President Aquino to dinner to discuss the plight of elephant Mali. Animal rights activists say Mali is living a really “lonely” life in Manila. Perhaps the only thing lonelier is President Aquino.

According to reports, President Aquino turned down the invitation of Pamela Anderson. Sayang! The President and Pamela would have been a good match. The playboy and the playmate.
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