About Me

CURRENT MISSION

┏(-_-)┛┗(-_-﻿ )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓ Everyday I`m shuffling.

ABOUT ME

i am living with my lovely wife in this lovely house.Our house is in cigli area; 5 minutes to Ata Sanayi metro station. We are both travelers. Love to hangout, drink and conversation. I am working as a teacher and my wife is a psychologist

PHILOSOPHY

i live just for live.

Why I'm on Couchsurfing

1998
The obama’s
They came with a ship. i get them from İzmir harbor. Huseyin was funny. Michelle was suspicious. Always checking me with their eyes and she was locking their room every night. One night they’ve gone suddenly and i don’t know where are they now.
1999
Sylvester Stallone
i never understand what he said. He was talking everytime. He just spent one night with me. We made a lot of sports. Run all over the İzmir. After one day he wanted to go to russia. He was looking for a man. i think it was adrian. And i never saw him again.
2000
Homer Simpson
He was in my city for a tv serie. i can’t remember the name of the serie. Maybe it was The Young and the Restless. Sorry fellas i am not watching tv so much. Whatever. He loves drinking beer. We drunk together. He look so funny and stupid. Sometimes he was strugling his own kid. i hope bart still living.
2001
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
i’ve met her in a bar. Then i invited her to stay in my crib. At the begining everything was good. After a few days she started to wear strange things. she made a hat from meat. i was keeping it for dinner. She was absolutely insane. And she suddenly lost when i calling the police. i always remember you with your beautiful voice gaga.
2002
Silvio Berlusconi
This man knows how to get fun. We went to an old brothel with him to take pictures. Suddenly he was lost. A few hours later he came back with his stupid smiley. We hang out for one week and i know all the hookers numbers now. Thanks man.