Well, now you too can jack off till your dirty mind’s content with this, the world’s first pornographic magazine for the blind.

(Our lawyers tell us at this point we have to point out that Playboy offered braille versions between 1970 and 1985, but without raised pictures. This one has raised pictures. Nah-nah-na-nah-naaah.)

Tactile Minds, by Lisa Murphy, features 17 raised images including a naked woman in ‘disco pose’, a woman with ‘perfect breasts’, a ‘male love robot’, and a ‘gentlemen prostrate in the urinals of Liverpool Street Station being pissed on’.

(Our lawyers tell us to tell you at this point that one or none of those may by untrue.)

‘There are no books of tactile pictures of nudes for adults,’ says Lisa. ‘We’re breaking new ground.’

Question: Where’d his right hand go? We like hands. And his mouth? Mouths are good. And big eyes. Doesn’t he have big eyes!