My first priority is my relationship with Jesus Christ my savior. I love to ski and do it for Jesus, which just makes it that much better. I pretend im a gangster when i ski, but instead of shooting people up, ill just give them a hug.

silly. you cant get a girl pregnant if you didnt cum in her. tard.
-I.Love.You

Quote Reply Twall said 270s were a little 2008, little did he know that 450s are a little 2002.
-Wiggin

or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows
-Gator.