Hentai NVIDIA card reveals new benchmark standard in GPU processing

We will not claim that this hentai brandedi GeForce 8800 GT card, initially spotted by a member of the Fucked Gaijin forums, is real. It is almost certainly a PhotoShop. That said, as GPUs get more and more powerful, what could be a better showcase for a graphic card's polygon-pumping might than the cel-shaded depiction of a hydrocephalic Japanese pre-teen's cervix, her realistic mucous membrane providing an impressive testing ground for Nvidia's revolutionary fluidic physics processing?
Thank you, Japan. We look forward to the introduction of the Cartoon Cervix Scale in the next version of 3D Mark.
Elsa Gladiac NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT [Fucked Gaijin]

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Um…er…um. I’m not sure why this post bothers me more than most. I guess it’s because this is not(admittedly) really a gadget, but a probable photoshop, so the posting is just an excuse to put up a really young-looking cartoon doing whatever. Anyway, bleh.