Thursday, April 7, 2011

Lame Jokes

My kids LOVE telling jokes. Unfortunately, they don't understand most of the punch lines. So, they end up changing the jokes and then they really don't make any sense at all. Take this joke for example:

What day does a potato hate?
Friday.

They have changed it to a bajillion different things, but today Tori asked me:

"What day does a banana hate? Tuesday!!!"

Then she doubled over laughing.

So, today Nicole wanted a "gogurt" for a snack and there was a joke on it:
Why did the strawberry leave work early:?
To avoid a traffic jam.

She looks at me and says, "Hahahahaha! A strawberry at work!? That's hilarious!"