Sam Lutfi is probably going to jail

The LAPD officially announced that they are looking into the allegations that “someone” drugged Britney Spears. They haven’t launched a formal investigation yet, but I hear they want to prevent future drive-by vadge-ings so the chances look good. The AP reports:

Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated. Jackson says no suspect has been identified.

And by “no suspect” they of course mean “we totally know who it is.” Even Patches the Blind Crime Dog knows it was Sam Lutfi. Ask him who drugged Britney Spears and he’ll say “Ruff!” which everyone knows is dog-talk for “Asshat Supreme.” Then Patches will rub his nose signifying he’s not going to rest until he bites some Middle Eastern nut-sack. I swear that pooch is practically Robocop but with surprisingly less leg-humping.

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Once again at a loss to understand, and hoping (sincerely) that one of you can help explain this to me. Okay, so she is certainly a moron, and her hillbilly parents rode her gravy train regardless of the damage it brought into her life. But how does an utterly supreme douche like Lufti, an ugly, greasy bastard to be sure, gain such Svengali-like control over her life and, make no mistake, her money?

This guy is a burglar and a psychopath. I hope he get’s ass raped many times for all of the nasty things he’s done to the mentally handicapped. Now Butt-Pirate will have a whole new meaning for him! hahhahhahha!

Hey guys I’m King Doushe and a I’m new here in prison…………Oh wait NO…….I’M DOUSHE I Don’t need any type of colonic packing or cleaning………………………………..HEY….HEY…………..HHhheeeeeyyyy………………………………………………………………………………………………….Maybe thats not so bad after all………..and you use jelly or syrup too……………………if Britney only knew about this while we were with K Fed………..
We might still be together (Her money and me, of course)………………

I think I took a pot shot at this rag head last year when I was in Iraq. I would have hit him but the smoke from the burning feces was making my eyes water. That and all the cough syrup I was drinking.