The best “Game of Thrones” season five finale recaps and reviews

But seriously: Valar morghulis. (Spoilers below.)

Sunday night’s “Game of Thrones” season finale was one for the ages, and in the HBO drama’s grand tradition of killing its darlings, not everyone made it out alive. Since we know that you’re spending all morning reading the litany of recaps, reviews and thinkpieces that have emerged online, we thought we would do you a solid and round up the best of the web’s Westerosi offerings.