With the rumours circulating that Ronaldo may be unhappy at Madrid, we obviously had to do a bit of digging.
The following, leaked to us by ‘a reliable source’ is an open letter Cristiano Ronaldo sent to his former Old Trafford team mates just days ago.

Dear Friends,

I felt the need to write you because my mind not really as good as should be right now. The future, only Gods knows, but I not a happy Cristiano.

I thought I would be happier in Madrid but the grass is not green enough. I make mistake of thinking it were greener.

The fans here have begun to boo me. Why? Why boo Cristiano? I remember when I first came to Manchester, I thought the fans were booing me, I was upset. Then Ruud came and told me they shouting his name ‘Ruud Ruud’ not ‘Boo Boo’ but he doesn’t play at Madrid anymore so it makes me sad to know it’s ‘Boo Boo’.

For the World Cup I looked forward much to being able to see Nani but then fate took that away from me too. Now Carlos is not the boss of Portugal and that is another thing to make me sad.

We Madrid have new boss, Jose Mourinho, he once said I have no brain. He now say he not mean that but if I believe him that would make me having no brain true, no? I’m confused.

He say it is all about team and not all Cristiano. I not know why such a man can be so mistaken and try to tell him truth that it is Cristiano, Cristiano, Cristiano. He get mad and tell me to talk to Iker but Iker just keep show me his world cup medal and laughing.

I remember at Trafford when the fans sing ‘he play on the left, he play on the right’ and they would wave their hands from side to side. Here when people wave their hands toward me they have white handkerchiefs. Gonzalo say they used to do it to him and it means they no happy. Well I no happy when they do that too.
I have that tune on my phone to make me smile when it ring. The others all laugh.

I dream to come Madrid. I dream. Now I cannot sleep so no dream no more. I have new son, he also Cristiano, he keeps crying. I think he upset for daddy.