October 22, 2018

Animals love Brother Nature because he's a white supremacist

That's why black people don't like nature: because animals are racist.

Brother Nature, if you're not familiar, is some guy who films himself feeding deer from the palm of his hand, who has like a million followers on Twitter.

His videos are brilliant not because there's anything particularly interesting about deer (deer suck), but because it's always amusing to see people anthropomorphize animals, especially if it's not clear that it's part of some act.

If Brother Nature hadn't been revealed to be a hardcore white supremacist, he probably would have landed a series on deep cable that wouldn't have consisted of anything other than him having ostensibly amusing conversations with deer in his backyard. It would have been one of the most popular shows on TV.

Alas, Brother Nature has been revealed to be a hardcore whtie supremacist. Someone went through his Twitter archive and turned up tweets of him heiling Hitler, aligning himself with the Klan, saying that Jay-Z looks like a monkey (LOL) and fantasizing about gross acts of bestiality.

He's gone private on Twitter for the time being, but his career might not be completely over, with this being 2018 and all. White supremacy is on the rise, and people on Twitter, by definition, don't have shit else better to do.

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That's why black people don't like nature: because animals are racist.

Brother Nature, if you're not familiar, is some guy who films himself feeding deer from the palm of his hand, who has like a million followers on Twitter.

His videos are brilliant not because there's anything particularly interesting about deer (deer suck), but because it's always amusing to see people anthropomorphize animals, especially if it's not clear that it's part of some act.

If Brother Nature hadn't been revealed to be a hardcore white supremacist, he probably would have landed a series on deep cable that wouldn't have consisted of anything other than him having ostensibly amusing conversations with deer in his backyard. It would have been one of the most popular shows on TV.

Alas, Brother Nature has been revealed to be a hardcore whtie supremacist. Someone went through his Twitter archive and turned up tweets of him heiling Hitler, aligning himself with the Klan, saying that Jay-Z looks like a monkey (LOL) and fantasizing about gross acts of bestiality.

He's gone private on Twitter for the time being, but his career might not be completely over, with this being 2018 and all. White supremacy is on the rise, and people on Twitter, by definition, don't have shit else better to do.