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... Curse(TM) UGN's imaginary friend whips out his Lil' [censored] Anti-Riot Police Kit, but then he drops it and everything falls into a sewage treatment containment unit, but then an unknown UGN member jumps in to save it and ingests human fecal matter and lots of nasty ****, and it turns out that unknown UGN member is...

AND THEN! The infamous man of randomness "hKzKnight" comes out of no where and says... THE COW REALLY DID JUMP OVER THE MOON!!! Then he dissappears and everyone stands there for 2 mins stunned asking WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? THEN back to the fighting.