“Hilltop Opening Soon?” (Again)

The Hilltop Bar & Restaurant
March 13 at 6:16pm ·
We’ve had a lot of random passersby and almost as many FB messages asking when we’re really, actually going to finally open… we’re shooting for late May (June 1st at the absolute latest). See you then!

Don’t Charlie Brown me with that football, man. It’s been 3 years, and you keep saying “in a few months”. This is some piece of performance art, right? An episode of Punked? Up yours, Ashton, you didn’t fool me.