Fatbum only exists as a domain (and a site) because I needed a permament e-mail address for work stuff. That, and I wanted somewhere to store things online, that I could always get to with a browser, wherever I was. It made sense to me at the time, anyway. And it does come in handy. But anyway, that's enough about me - let's talk about you. To cut a long story short there's nothing for you to see here, sorry.

Sorry. Really. Hey. Life is full of disappointment. We just deal with it the best we can.