If you're the individual responsible for coming up with these bonkers-ass holidays, we applaud you for living your truth. Today is National Peanut Butter Day. This may just beat out Bacon Day for ridiculous foodie holiday of the year. According to the National Peanut Board (for real, that's a thing), "The amount of peanut butter eaten in a year could wrap the earth in a ribbon of 18-ounce peanut butter jars one and one-third times." Dafrick is wrong with y'all? We get it but like, maybe throw in a green juice every now and then?! The site also notes children will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they graduate high-school. Sounds about right.

Still hungry? Join us on this nutty (and pun-filled) journey through the craziest peanut butter products you can call your own. Ever wanted to reach into your peanut butter purse and use your peanut butter-cased phone to call your peanut butter loving friends to see if they got your peanut butter postcard!? It's freakin' possible, you guys. All of those PB products and more made our list of shiz you need to spread your love for the stickiest holiday of the month. Here's how to live your best life on National Peanut Butter Day:

The day starts by waking up on your peanut butter pillow.

You reach for your peanut butter panties and get dressed for work.

You sport your peanut butter tie to the office because you want people to know how proud you are of your favorite spread.

Along with your peanut butter phone, which you make all of your important business calls throughout the day.

You zone out at lunch to this peanut butter postcard hanging at your desk.

And when you come home from work you wind down with a bottle of PB soda.

You light your peanut butter candle and say a peanut butter prayer, thanking the universe for this delicious day. Just kidding, you're not a freak. Regardless, these products are still pretty legit no matter what you do with them.

Which peanut butter product is your spirit animal? Tell us in the comments!