Well, shucks. I'll be the awkward kid at the ice cream social. I'll just have to suck it up and hope you all like me anyway, I guess.

Denny- I tried to actually withdraw from Harvard today (to bring to fruition the LSN changes you prompted earlier in the thread), and they wouldn't let me!

They said I had to physically put a letter in the mail. What kind of crap is that? Now I'm not doing it just to spite them.

Lol what are they doing to do...make you go to Harvard? That's funny.

I know. It makes no sense. It makes me want to answer in an equally ridiculous fashion. I'm considering writing them:

Dear Harvard,

Unfortunately, at this time I am unable to accept your inability to accept my withdrawal over email. My office does not accept official correspondence of such importance over email. If you would still like to decline to accept my email withdrawal, please contact me through the regular mail at the following address:

I know I seem too cool for school because I'm friends with glamorous celebrities like the YLS golf shirt model, but in reality I'd love to be friends with everybody. Especially the greatest 0L who ever lived.