The creater of Bongjudaism. He immigrated to the United States from South Korea in 2005, narrowly escaping the terror of Kim Jung Il. After his arrival in the states, he was instantly appraised and revered as the great BONG. He has many followers in his religion and plans to spread his Bongness across the globe.

"Bong Joo walked to thepark. On his way, he encountered some South Korean whores. Bong Joo, being the great master of Bongjudaism, managed to steer their sexridden lives away from doom, and instead lead them to salvation. i.e. his pants"