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There’s something strangely magical about babies in tuxedos. They’re like less threatening versions of the weird little backwards-talking dwarf in Twin Peaks. Most of the time babies just look like babies, but when babies are wearing tuxedos they all start to look like drunk wedding crashers....

This weekend, London hosted the biggest riots the city has seen in 30 years. The rioting occured in the North London suburb of Tottenhem where, a few days ago, police shot and killed a suspected criminal in the streets in broad daylight. While this may seem like a fairly common occurence in the U.S.,...

According to this poncho’s packaging it’s perfect for emergencies, sporting events, space travel, and space. Yes, that’s right: space travel. If you really think about it, what is a space suit? It’s just a really fancy poncho, andthe most difficult aspect of being in space (aside from the complete lack of oxygen, deadly freezing temperatures, and infinite darkness) is precipitation. You don’t want to be damp during space travel, do you? That’s why you need a poncho. Of course, everybody who ever wears ponchos looks completely ridiculous, which is why you need a neon poncho, to show that you’re dry, economical, and fashionable. For more great space travel fashion tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

Convenience stores are magical realms of 24-hour adventure. Whether you’re meandering through a convenience store trying to find a decent meal, rummaging through the shelves for a can of un-expired cat food, or just hopping in for a cheese-injected jumbo hot dog, you’re sure to encounter...

If Lucille Ball were still alive, she would be 100 years old today. Many people don’t realize that, before she became the most famous female comedian in the history of show business, Lucille Ball was an accomplished actor and model. In fact, she was smoking hot. She was like Kate Upton, if Kate...

This news anchor’s face pretty much sums up what everyone is thinking: “what the hell does ‘butt slasher’ mean, exactly?” Is it someone dressed in a giant butt costume who runs around cutting people with a knife? Is there a doctor offering crazy discounts on posterior plastic surgery? Is it one of these crazy dudes? Sadly, it’s not nearly as funny as it should be. There’s a weirdo in Virginia who walks into convenience stores and slashes girls’ butts with a razor blade, then runs out of the store. Oh, Virginia, you so crazy! For more ways to senselessly harm innocent people in convenience stores, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

The Dow Jones dropped 513 points yesterday, which is the largest drop since the last recession in 2008. That’s good, right? The stock market is like golf, right? The lower the better? Wait, that’s bad? Like, really bad? Well, crap. Looks like it’s time to gear up for a recession within...

Terence McKenna was a philosopher and proponent of psychedelic experimentation up until his death in 2000. In his 1992 book Food of the Gods, Terence offered up an explanation as to how homosapiens experienced such a quick, dramatic, and almost unnatural rise in intelligence millions of years ago that...

People love dressing their dogs in ridiculous costumes and taking photos of them, but the pug photos are always the best because pugs are outrageously silly looking. The thing I like about the pug photo above is that this clearly took a lot of time to set up. They had to get a stroller, attach a pink parasol, and buy about $300 worth of fireworks for that pink stroller. That’s dedication, and that’s what makes this the most epic pug photo ever. It’s probably not as epic as Literal Couch Surfing, though. For more photos of cute things playing with explosives, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

Rise of the Apes opens in theaters tomorrow, and that means two things will be happening next week: James Franco will still be doing something weird and off-beat, and some people are going to be overcome with an inexplicable fear that some super-smart lab apes are going to take over the world and annihilate...

Putting a pet into a home with stairs is like putting a group of novice skateboarders into a construction site. Most of the time everything will be fine and boring, but every now and then something completely awesome will occur. It doesn’t matter if it’s a puppy, a hamster, a cat, or even...