I will NOT fuck you.
I DO NOT smoke weed. (I dont care if you
do.)
I've been having quite a few couples hit me up.
NO.
They're NOT gauges.
I am also not a breeder. I have a strong dislike towards the pint
sized, snot filled, chaos reeking flesh bags called children.

INTP REPRESENT.
I'm into art. It's a hobby thing I do. I laugh at shitty jokes and
puns, mostly my own. I'm in love with body modification. Educate
yourself, before you destroy your body. Crazy bunny lady to be. I
have two rabbits. A male dwarf named Icarus (he's derptastic) and a
female English Spot named Oreo (she's a fatty and steals my
cookies, even if they're in my mouth). Jones Sodas caps, and Halls
wrappers are my motivation. My pizza slices get dissected, as if I
were a mad scientist. I am possibly one of the most open minded
people to meet. I do not judge those unless they judge me. But I
will gladly be an asshole for any reason I see fit.
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To add on from annoyance. I am pansexual. Not bisexual. Pan.
Fucking. Sexual. Notbi. Dafuq okc? Why wont you just let it
happen?
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I am polyamorous. And I am seeing someone.
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"I know, gentle reader, that you will find this hard to believe;
but I am not universally beloved in this City. Yes, it's true, some
women do spontaneously orgasm in my presence, and my rampant field
of luminous masculinity does make strong men weep and wet
themselves. But some are immune to my charms." - Spider
Jerusalem

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I need to fix my computer. Sorry. Your reply is going to be late.

I was saving up to go to make a move to Washington state. But
instead I moved to a larger town in the same state. I still
eventually want to make my way to Washington.
But for the time being, I am happy living in a polyamorous
household with a ton of pets. 3 cats, 2 rabbits, 1 bird, and 1
snake. If you'd like, you can include the two beehives we have in
the back yard.

If I am wearing a tank top (or some clothing exposing my shoulders)
people stop me and gawk at my Merrick tattoo.
If I have a septum ring in people stop me, gawk, and then ask, (a
rather stupid question) "Did that hurt?"
Naw. Felt like fucking peaches.

Do you gut your partner like a fish with your dick?
...
I came up with some clever word play the other day.
Eunuchcorn.
(remember shitty puns and jokes.)
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YOU CANT IGNORE MY GIRTH.
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I dont like this question.