Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

I see where some news reporters are claiming that some of my leaders and myself dress as women and sneak out of the country to visit those who give us supplies and weapons and cash. They must be crazy or out in the sun too long, looking for me.

You would think a six-foot-five bearded woman would cause someone to be suspicious.

They are stupid.

O.K. so we do dress up like women sometimes but we stay right here in the caves where we are safe.

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