Couples news and a “Doctor” announcement ruled the weekend headlines, and Celebuzz is rounding up the hottest stories just for you.

Papa William reports for polo duty

The Duke of Cambridge aka. Prince William made his first appearance since the birth of his son, HRH Prince George of Cambridge on Saturday in a polo challenge in Ascot. The new father, who was joined at the event by his brother Prince Harry, reportedly said “it’s just nappies, nappies, nappies” since the arrival of baby George.

Hova + celebrities + art = “Picasso Baby”

Jay Z finally unveiled the finished product for his performance art film for “Picasso Baby,” the latest single from Magna Carta… Holy Grail on Friday on HBO. The 10-minute visual included special appearances by pretty much everyone in Hollywood, the art world and beyond.

A Spanish magazine is reporting that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem named their second child, a daughter, Luna Encinas Cruz. Luna of course means the moon, while Encinas is actually Bardem’s first surname.

And the new Time Lord is…

After a really, really long wait (which in real time was only two months), the folks at Doctor Who and BBC *finally* revealed that Peter Capaldi has been hired to play the Twelfth Doctor on the series. The Scottish actor’s lengthy resume includes recent films like World War Z (in which he played a W.H.O. Doctor <- UM WHAT) and TV programs The Vicar of Dibley, The Thick of It and Skins.

KATE MIDDLETON and PRINCE WILLIAM “intimate” photos are now being targeted for purchase by a well-known porn company, Hollywood news has learned.

Yikes!

After publishing topless sunbathing photos of Britain’s future queen, Kate Middleton, French magazine Closer recently revealed that they have more scandalous photos of Kate-“intimate” ones that include her husband, Prince William!

The tabloid’s editor, Laurence Pieau, who is being sued for invading privacy, said she’s not publishing the seemingly sexual photos of the royal couple, but it seems someone else is very interested in them.

According to TMZ, YouPorn.com-the same company that used Brian McKnight‘s latest R-Rated composition-is offering unlimited cash to Pieau in exchange for the shots.

In the letter, YouPorn boss, Corey Price, wrote:

“We feel very confident that we can show this footage legally, and would like to make you aware that we have an ‘open checkbook.’”

Oh no.

Do you think Closer will end up selling the photos of Kate and William?