Upton’s Naturals Giveaway!

Hey Mofos! Here is a giveaway to tempt your palate. The kind folks over at Upton’s Naturals are handing out free seitan up in here! Hells yeah!

The first time I ever tasted this delicious morsel of goodness was at Vida Vegan Con 2011. The scene: late night Portland. Random ice cream truck rolls up with vegan ice cream samples. Two food-drunk women walk into a grocery store and order sammiches. One woman dies of foodgasm. That woman was me. Rest in peace, homie.

Soon, we’re all going to die when this hickory smoked variety is released! Thanks for killing all of the vegans, Upton’s.

Seriously folks! This is such a great giveaway. 2 lucky winners will get 4 free product coupons, so you can try every single flavor of goodness! Trust the mustache, for it doesn’t lie. A winner will be picked tomorrow, October 31st, at 3 pm CST. US residents only.

To enter, simply tell us which delightful flavor you would like to try first. Contest open to US residents only!