Well, the spousal unit is gonna stay another night with her mom. So I guess that gives me one more night to try to perfect the art of masturbation. I have it down pretty good until the end. Then everything just falls apart.

Then would it kill you to call a brotha every now and then? I try calling you, but it always gives me something about it being wrong or long distance something. I don't know. The spousal unit comes back on Sunday, so I think I will back away from my wang to let the juices build up a bit.

Happy NOT fathers day to me! I'm not passing on my genes to fucking anyone. Condoms are the bees kness. Or maybe the bees peens. whatever. BUT...HAPPY FATHERS DAY to everyone who was generous enough to slather a lady sandwhich with their man mayonaisse and miraculously produce a child (which science has yet to explain btw Christianity 1: atheists: 0)

And oh yeah, I apologize for not being on here, now I'm one of those long-gone fucks who has to latch onto already in progress conversations in order to feel relevant again.

DJ: Nothing much broseph, I just forget there are important regulars on here that i dont have on my facebook, which is the main reason I decided to post on here again I think. Motherfuckers like yourself. Not to mention I had a freakish retreat from metal the past couple months. But no worries, I'm reinvigorated with the genre again lately, and everything that comes with it. Just in time to go to Mayhem(Slayer, Anthrax, and Motorfucking Motorhead), Summer Slaughter(Cannibal corpse, Cannibal corpse, Cannibal corpse and other guest bands), and possibly Deicide in a small club all in this next month of July. Fuck yeah.

Damnit FAN, I'm gonna have to move to the US some time to witness shows like those. Also, finally got around to listening to some of Aborted's new album - brutal, definitely as good as people have been saying.

Cynic: FUCKING THANK YOU there are only so many people I can reccomend really br00tl death metal to and get positive feedback from. That album and 3 inches of Bloods last album combined are what pulled me back into wanting to listen to metal on a regular basis again, so I'm glad somebody else likes it.

but yeah as far as shows go there havent been any ALL year besides Volbeat a month ago. (which was fucking fantastic btw, Everyone should see them whether you are a fan or not, most fun crowd Ive ever been in at a metal show, hands down, even beating Amon Amarth super-metal brotherly crowds) Its simply that Summer slaughter and Mayem both popped up just two weeks from each other, and Deicide plays near me in small clubs like once a year, i just never know about it but this year i caught wind of it. So yeah, Europe is by far the better bet lol

Ha, no thank you man. Hmm what other brutals have I crossed path's with recently... Psycroptic's new one is pretty awesome even though I'm not a fan of the vocal style, Vomitory's "Blood Rapture" is also really fun for a straight forward as you can get death metal album. GWAR's latest is pretty awesome. Oh and Darkane's "Layer of Lies" has grown on me since I got that recommendation - I guess you might say it's like SYL meets At The Gates or something.

Also BG - yeah not bad man, I've been a bit swamped under with life lately and probably will be for the next month but hopefully I will be moving to a new stage in my life next year, might jump the NZ ship and move, get around to that whole becoming an adult thing or something haha. I really just want to get my music project out of the way before I do, it's the eternal creative thorn in my side.

Oh yeah, gonna be 106-110 today. Some weak 44 year old fucker died from the heat yesterday at the local Costco. What do you lack on your project and where are you looking to move to? The whole "adult thing" is highly overrated. I don't recommend it.

Why do adults tag things as "adult" just to use them to act like youth?For example:Adult BeveragesAdult MoviesAdult ConversationAdult Themes (why do they even use that as a movie content descriptor?)Adult ToysAdult Diapers

So... My daughter asked if her boyfriend can come over on Sunday to meet me and hang out for a while. Said it was "Anthony's" idea. I checked the kid out on FB. Looks like a nice enough boy. The pics I saw showed him wearing a Sixers Jersey, so I've decided to hold off on digging the rest of the hole in the backyard for now.

Well... Like I said. He seems like a good kid. I gotta give my little girl the benefit of the doubt and give him a chance. TBH, it's not really me he needs to worry about. My 24 year old son is a beast and not at all pleased sissy's dating. Lol.

Damn, that's cookin. Vocals, though it's not so much the lack of people interested - moreso those lacking the will to go through with it. I was hoping things would work out with Progressivity_In_All (really great guy), but he had geniune things that had to take priority.

Ha funny - you two sound like pros I'm sure the law gets laid down with the young-uns. Hey BG, better than it being behind closed doors and whispers of some kid. Worst I've had to do as a brother is kick some punk boyfriend out of the house. Both sisters are now with great guys though, which is handy for me because either of the monsters would hand my ass to me if things went bad haha.