Saturday, 6 September 2014

Nothing but clothes in my
closet people lol. I'm coming out of my hiatus. This coming out is courtesy Ugo
and the cute guy called Duru. He practically dragged me out of this hiatus. He
coaxed, pleaded, begged and damn near threatened hell and brimstone for me to
blog. You really don't want to get on his bad side. How have y'all been? I
truly have missed this place and everyone. Thanks so much for looking out for
me guys. You mean the world. So my birthday came around. Thanks for all the birthday
wishes and gifts. I got the BESTEST
gifts #NoKidding. This girl is aging like fine wine (if I may say so myself).
Y'all didn't think I was a spring chicken did you? This child is about ready to
start life. They say life begins at 40. Apparently I'm currently an egg, not
even larvae yet, not to mention pupa. Anyways, I know I owe you plenty gist.
Let's get it started.

Source: Google Images

First things first, please
peep at August Alsina. He is cute, no? I mean, he's 22 (yea, I've upgraded from
Adam & finally embracing cougarism) and I don't even like tattoos but him,
I'll most definitely do. I even named some precious *cough* erm possession
after him (Stay away from this Coy and HD). August is my new favourite name #Don'tAsk

SideNote: Honeydame can danceeeeee!

Do you know how amazing it
feels to be totally down and have a friend call you up and ask how're you're
doing. You say fine and they say, I know you're not. That's why I'm asking
pointedly so out with it. To have someone that sees, knows, gets and listens to
you. No lies, no pretense, no facade or charade. Just honesty and genuine care.
#Amazeballs #LoveLikeALoveSong #BeautifulLifeLovelyFriends #AlwaysAndForever #YouKnowYourselves

Life has been happening as
usual; kicking my ass in places and rocking me in others. The good, the bad and
the absolutely awesome *grin* Life is sweet people. You just need to stick out
your tongue and taste it like sugar.

So I had a car-race
romance lol. You'll say I've come again. I swear, I don't know why these things
happen to me. So there's this guy who interns at my office whom I drop home
because he stays very close to mine. We were on our way home and I was yakking
off as usual when I sped past a T junction and the intern called my attention
to an SUV driver that was staring in our direction. I peeped, the car didn't
look familiar so I turned away and resumed yakking. I sped up and Guy did same.
I slowed & he did same. I sped up again and he did same, parked his ride
and flagged me down. Me kwa, I didn't
wait o. I sped up and guy man followed suit. He stopped a couple more times and
shinned teeth. Mo daran! I was
initially worried I mean, I thought my car was smoking or something. I would
have panicked if I was alone. He was however alone in his ride plus the road
was a sorta busy one. I eventually parked behind his car and guy came down;
face was not familiar and he asked for my number. He even had the audacity to
ask if intern was my boyfriend. I should have said "Yea, I like 'em
younger. Better luck next time" but I didn't. Anyways, that's the end of
this gist. Don't ask for follow up, you hear? You hear? Good.

Earlier in the year, I had
issues making up my mind about what phone I was going to buy. I desperately
needed one & of course used to mention it a lot so my mama decided to
surprise me with a phone. Good, right? You see, she owns a store. She came home
one day and told me some actors came around and used her store for a movie. As
I was rummaging in her bag, found a Galaxy S4 and screamed. I thought it was a
gift for using her store (in my dreams ba)
then I did a double take. It was Samsung Galexy
not a Galaxy and my jaw and
excitement dropped to my feet. My mom, who was obviously still excited asked if
I had seen the gift. I wanted to cry. She came and effusively started talking
about how amazing the phone was. She even said it had "everything". The
phone legit didn't have nada. Rien. Zilch. Just bluetooth. Oh wait, it was
touch screen #FML

The Galexy

Me:
What exactly do you mean by everything?

Mom:
Everything now. Just check well. That was what the "oyinbo" said.

I had to tell her the
phone was a fake then she demanded I refund her money! Ngwanu! How?

See en, I was just weak. I
sha jejely gave the phone to her and
told her to return it.

So Mr. indecent proposal
has finally been laid to rest hopefully. I can't give too much details because
he might find this blog (although I doubt it) but let me just say he was very
inappropriate. Asking for my bra size, wanting to know if I have tasted sperm
before, "mistakenly" brushing my boobs, getting into my personal
space, coming into my office without telling beforehand on a Monday morning!!!
Guy is all kinds of inappropriate, it's mind boggling! Anyways, I've shut that
plane down.

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