Republican Party Platform Drafting Anti-Abortion Amendment

As the Republican Party pieces together its official platform to present at the Republican National Convention, a draft has been seen by CNN. It allegedly includes “a human life amendment” which makes references to the “unborn child” and a “right to life.” You can read in more detail about the specifics of the draft language at the links. [CNN, Salon]

Seven more crazy statements about rape from ding dongs who should know better. [The Daily Beast]

Police in Tampa, Florida, are arresting suspected prostitutes at strip clubs prior to the upcoming Republican National Convention. Funny, I thought it was johns who deserved to be behind bars (if anyone). [WPTV]

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