Tell us: What's the funniest, most ridiculous excuse you've ever come up with to justify not working out?

Obviously there are perfectly legitimate reasons for not working out including injuries, rest days, and just generally really not feeling like it. But we're looking for those WTF excuses you know you're making up just to feel better about skipping the gym.

Share your answers in the comments below and it could end up in a future BuzzFeed post.