You see, the A-List is "very fickle, one minute you're on it and the next minute you're off." And it "doesn't have to do with money, it has to do with access." Except it's also "a crowded room" and "if you don't have a pot to piss in, you probably shouldn't be there."

In addition, being on it presumably involves getting vomited on — like strawberry-muscle-shake-from-Equinox-projectile-vomited-on — pretty much wherever you go.