Wednesday, September 08, 2004

pasalubong

sorry is been many days since i last write hear coz is been very busy coz mam tess is comeback from abroad last saturday and there are many things to do. mam tess is bring many shopping materials with her from the abroad. mam tess say that she is go to many places. i am very exciting for the stories of mam tess coz i also want to go to the abroad but i dont know how and i dont have money.
sir arnold is ask me to go with him to get mam tess from the airport so that she is come home to us.

sir arnold: chona, maligo ka.

chona mae: naku sir wag po.

i get surprising and i cover my body with my hands coz i get scared. coz they say in TV that if the sir of the helper ask the helper to take a bath, he is rape her.

i am always exciting everytime mam tess and sir arnold are ask me to go with them coz i get very boring here in the house and i dont want to see aling choleng and myrna. mam tess and sir arnold are always ask me to go out with them coz aling choleng is the manager of the house and she cannot leave the house and she is always dizzy when she rides the car. suka ng suka. kadiri. myrna also cannot go coz if she is leave, aling choleng should go with her also thats why i am always the one who is go with sir and mam.

i take bath very quick coz sir arnold dont like to wait and he always in time. i wear my pants uniform. i am also very exciting for the pasalubong. i wish that mam tess is buy me chocolates.
we leave the house and we are go to the airport. many airplanes fly over and above the car. we wait and we wait and then mam tess is finally come. she has many bags small and big coz she is go to many places.

we are go to duty free for more shopping. mam tess, sir arnold and me. mam tess are buy more things and then we are go home coz mam tess is already tired from the travel. in the car, i ask mam tess about abroad.

mam tess is the deny queen. i know that she is only deny. i know that she is missed me also.
we arrive home and we are bring the bags in the house. mam tess is open her bags and she is call aling choleng and myrna to give away the pasalubongs.

mam tess finally gives me my gift pack. many things inside the bag. she is give me one imported t-shirt that is color pink. the front of the t-shirt says: "abercrombie and bench" i think it is same with the t-shirt that the MTV and the MYX BJ wear. mam tess is also buy me kitkat and nestle crunch and kisses also. she is also give me lip glows. lip glows is look like a lipstick but mam mam tess say that lip glows is make the lips shine. is very happy.

Nakakatawa ang story mo. Your English is very very very poor! Hope you know that. If you are not stupid! Please don not forget the Past tence & Present. The grammar oh my Gosh! what's wrong with you????? Dahhhhhhhhh.... Tagalugin mo nalang it is easy to understand. I really got confused! TWO THUMBS DOWN. Keep practicing.

Nakakatawa ang story mo. Your English is very very very poor! Hope you know that. If you are not stupid! Please do not forget the Past tence & Present. The grammar oh my Gosh! what's wrong with you????? Dahhhhhhhhh.... Tagalugin mo nalang it is easy to understand. I really got confused! TWO THUMBS DOWN. Keep practicing.

A friend just showed me this neat website full of woman joke I cant believe the quantity an quality of humerous woman joke it containsHeres one of the jokes i found on it:Bob brought some friends home to his apartment one night after they had been out painting the town. One friend noticed a big brass gong in Bobs bedroom and asked about it."Thats not a gong" Bob replied "thats a talking clock. Watch this!"Bob struck the gong and sure enough a voice on the other side of the wall screamed "Hey your jerk its 3 o'clock in the morning!"

waw!!!!......... chona ok ka talaga!!!! keep it up... at para dun sa mga tong panay ang husga sa english ni chona eh isa lang masasabi ko dyan no one invited you to read this blogg so kung di nyo type just don't go to the site un lang ung ibang tao natutuwa like me dahil kahit papanu at kahit sinu nasa ibang bansa ka man oh nasa sarili mong bansa sometimes you have to be confident as long as you know what your talking about it's up to the listener to understand what your saying diba ganun un....

basta chona your the great, and i know that you just want everybody to laugh, so you created this blogg.. malay ba namin maybe you graduated from one of the universities overseas!!!!! keep on blogging girl...!!!!!

By writing that way, you are justifying the way that other countries view our people, as uneducated third world trash.You are degrading your own race. You may think it's quite humorous and "cool" but for me, as a filipino, this is an insult.

hi chona..!ur sight realy entertained me..! hahaha sooooooooooo funny..!send my regards to aling choleng ha..and about those killjoy peeps out there, if you dont like what chona is writing then better not read her blogs, k.. as simple as that..

hi chona..!ur sight realy entertained me..! hahaha sooooooooooo funny..!send my regards to aling choleng ha..and about those killjoy peeps out there, if you dont like what chona is writing then better not read her blogs, k.. as simple as that..

HINDI MO NAMAN ALAM ANG TUNAY NA PAKAY NG NAGSULAT E YOU SUDDENLY FROTH ANGRY EJACULATIONS LIKE A VIOLENT RAPIST WHO HAD THIS INTENSE URGE HE HAS TO GET OFF HIS SYSTEM. SINO'NG BASTOS AT AROGANTE NGAYON?

for those who said Chona is stupid.. mas stupid kayo!! Actually, Chona is smarter than you guys coz she can make people laugh with her very simple piece.. without green thing. Besides, it's just a joke!! GETS??

This Blog or web page sure is a waste. Yeah it may be funny but do remember that the Filipinos arent the only ones who has difficulty in speaking the english language. Besides there are still lots of Filipinos who were infact went to very popular universities but didnt learn the english grammar well. Like the person who calls him/herslef anonymous. that character who posted a comment saying "chona make my day" is the perfect example. It should be said "chona MADE my day". The person who made this page deifnitely is ignorant, but oh well... ignorance IS bliss, isnt it. YOU'RE A CULTURAL AND INTELLECTUAL RACIST. DON'T MAKE FUN OUT OF MAIDS, because without them rich folks like you couldnt function well. you definitely are one arrogant piece of shit! ----matadero

Hilarious! Great blog you have here. Personally, I think Chona is one hell of a funny person, may she be real or not. Good thing to read when you're bored. Don't take this blog seriously though, it can get in your nerves. So keep cool folks! Enjoy the foor granmar!

i know ur not real because you can spell lots of words right and then you are trying to portray a girl with crooked english? if your grammar is really bad then naturally your spelling comes with it also. BUT ANYWAYS, IT MADE ME LAUGH c",)

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