Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - The BARE Necessities

A Russian Woman Volunteered to Go on a One-Way Trip to Mars. Also Going…

#5 rodney dill: George Takei.

#4 RAML: Is Edward Snowden, probably the only place the NSA can’t get him.

#3 Apostic : would be Marvin the Martian, whose student visa has expired.

#2 Oppo: are moose, squirrel, and short fat spy. Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion!

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes :A Russian Woman Volunteered to Go on a One-Way Trip to Mars. Also Going…is 400 pounds of bacon and six rolls of duct tape. And Harvey. [oops, Harvey....I think I posted the wrong picture for this one. That's NOT the lady who you'll be escorting...we'd love updates! *giggle*]

My awesome dwarf, Wordy, (also known as "Hunter") has begun to post again. He wrote Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear? which was WONDERFUL. If you are new around here and are not familiar with Hunter's incredible posts you are in for a treat. Go read it! That's an ORDER!! If you didn't obey orders yesterday, read it today. :) Cookies to Wordy!

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Lots of great punchlines again. :) My favorite ones:

Now that there is a push for a joint Immigration/Gay Marriage bill, I guess congress is combining issues into single bills for efficiency's sake. What will be the next combination?#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...Free contraception for women/Pardon for Bill Clinton.

Now that there is a push for a joint Immigration/Gay Marriage bill, I guess congress is combining issues into single bills for efficiency's sake. What will be the next combination? A dessert topping/floor wax bill. Right after they approve the Decabet.

11 comments:

Eh... she's still less scary looking that Joan Rivers - who just turned 80, but looks 40 in that "Barbie left on the dashboard of a car parked outdoors in Arizona for a week in summer with the windows rolled up" sorta way.

Anyway, to answer the question:

...checks the dictionary *every* time someone tells him the word "gullible" isn't in there.