Jaystanding - when you try to jay walk but too many cares pop up down the road, so you're standing there waiting for a good time. Only applies if it took longer than just walking to the damn intersection.

But anyway what are some words you have made up and what do they mean(if anything)?

If I had to guess, your made up word is an infection or affliction that affects both the vagina and rectum. Your made up word disgusts me.

I don't actually know if I've made up any words myself. There are many that I never recall hearing before I used them, but I've never been a reliable source on such matters.

One instance that may be unique however occured at work. During a discussion a friend told me "you're astute" in a rather sarcastic way. I don't actually hear very well and have been accused of also having poor listening skills so what I heard was "your a stube". After a lengthy discussion in which the message was clarified, it was determined that the word stube could actually be used as a contraction of the words "stupid" and "newbie". Since newbie already implies a level of ignorance, it can be surmised that being labled a "stube" means that your skills are, in fact, remakrably poor.