Clothing Your Non-Equestrian Friends Simply Won’t Understand

Because nothing says “cool” like a joke you have to explain.

One holdover from my emo teenage years is an affinity for all things that other people just don’t “get.” Art house films, indie music downloaded from an illicit Limewire feed–the more obscure my entertainment was, the better (horseback riding fit in nicely). When I saw this post from The Pony Habit, all of those feelings came rushing back–I thought, “No one I know is going to ‘get’ this. AWESOME.”

If you’re not in the know, you’re missing out. Obviously. I knew I had to find more equestrian-themed things that would require explanation in the ‘real world,’ and thus, confer upon the wearer an air of exclusivity.

Such as a dapple gray infinity scarf. Does anyone at the grocery store even know what ‘dapple gray’ means, much less what it looks like? No. Perfect.