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Totally Trampy Tuesday

I believe I owe the title of this to b-rad, who suggested this after beasn mentioned being mortified at seeing some little hussy strutting through a store in what may as well have been her underpants. She wasn’t good enough to snap a picture of the offending strumpet for us, but there’s plenty of tramp-related content online. I’ve collected some for your perusal below, but take note: this some trampy, trampy stuff…

That’s one steamy tramp!
What a little tramp!

Super trampy!

Now, a musical interlude…

Finally, just to show you that I’m not just about running a stupid joke into the ground, here’s a good old tramp stamp:

Bartender’s mom died on Friday (heart attack, life support, which was removed on Saturday). The two main bartenders are related, so they were both suddenly gone all weekend. A manager was demoted – or I don’t know what, so we’re short a manager, which meant the owner had to close on Sunday. She buggered up my drawer and it appeared I was $176 short.

UHM NO. I save every damn ticket I run, and I added THOSE up and it was exact what I had. She put my drawer in the safe for the night, and the regular manager figured it out the next morning- I was right. The owner used my computer for stuff she wasn’t supposed to and mess it the heck up.

I was thinking about the old media bias thing when I heard npr reporting on how gas prices were getting lower in an extended report. Contrast that with the breathless coverage of rising prices in the Bush years.

My drawers are always on, Roamy, so if anything happens again as it did that one night with the Keno , I’m OUT. – I work with that bartender again this weekend. I’m not pointing fingers, but i didn’t do it. I count every bit of change twice. That day we did a SHIT TONNE of Keno. i’m slow, because I double check everything. I’ve tended bar for years and years, and my drawers are always dead on. Always.

I am SOOOO glad my old boss wouldn’t let me use the calculator at the restaurant, and made me do it in my head. He was an old math teacher. It helped me so much with things not even related to counting.

My neighbor was bitten by a stray, rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn’t have to worry about a will.

He said, “Will? What will? I’m making a list of the people I want to bite.”

I’m enjoying rock climbing but I’m not strong enough to do some of the hard problems (I have no idea why, but that’s what the routes are called). I can get about halfway up the difficult ones then I’m finished.

If it was hike, then climb, the cross a river … I’d enjoy that. but just climbing didn’t do it for me.

An army buddy of mine liked to skydive and shoot and was planning to take scuba lessons. He liked to say that his ideal vacation was to skydive into the ocean, scuba to shore, and then shoot guns. I’d then remind him that he turned down Ranger School.

Where did the phrase “Stuff/Shit Jefferson Said” originate? That was AOS right?

The Federalist’s Sean Davis just started out his latest report with:

“I’m beginning to think this Neil deGrasse Tyson fellow is a serial fabricator of quotes.” — President Thomas Jefferson, “Stuff Jefferson Said: The Prequel,” Originally self-published at Amazon.com in 1573

Speaking of Ranger School, just how many ladies do they think are going to make the cut, now that they’ve “allowed” them into the program?

NONE of the women they let take the other (Marine?) course advanced; I can’t imagine any of these gals will advance, either.

Idiot libs don’t understand that the standards are there for a reason.

I still haven’t forgiven A&M for allowing women into the marching band – because of their decreased height and stamina, the band’s performance maneuvers had to change. The band doesn’t march the entire time they are on the field, and they aren’t out there as long as they used to be. The girls get too tired.

Three more pics that Lipstick attempted to email to me last week, but only arrived today, have been uploaded into the TITS Saturday DAY page: one more of the smokin’ stewardess and our studmuffins Hotspur and Wiserbud. http://wp.me/Pb9T5-aPW (password reqr’d).

Speaking of Ranger School, just how many ladies do they think are going to make the cut, now that they’ve “allowed” them into the program?

They’ll pass a few in order to look good, but those women will never serve in a Ranger Bat. They’ll get their tab and then hide out on staff for the rest of their careers and never look back. Not unlike a few male majors that I knew.

So, is Buzzfeed trying to link Cruz to Hezbollah, because he spoke? If you actually read the story, he spoke truthfully, and was booed because of it. Sounds like he’s the only one that had the guts to speak there. He knew about it ahead of time, too.

Dan on his way to hospital. Putting feeding tube in FiL. His history of stomach and throat cancer has left him with a very scarred esophagus. We’re afraid that FiL has given up. It looks like he won’t be going home anytime soon, and if he does, he won’t be driving.

My cousin, Ana, is a GP. She works at a clinic in Artesia and is on-call at ENMH in Roswell. Her sister is a dermatologist. Monica is a board certified dermatologist specializing in skin cancer. It takes MONTHS to see Monica. She also assists with the dermatological residency program at UNMH. Neither one has a smidgen of common sense. They are both wonderful physicians.

One of my professors is from out West. One warm day earlier this month, he expressed great shock and dismay at our humidity. It was probably only about 60% that day. To compare, it is at 83% right now.

Picture a room of people laughing smugly at the California boy. Also, he’s used to the kind of snow that lives on mountains. So when you are done skiing for the day, you can drive away from that snow, and it’s gone, until you decide to visit it again on purpose and of your own free will.

I predict he will loooove our Winter here, lol.
One year. I give him one year to reevaluate his life choices.

Thanks for all of your well wishes. Her doctors really don’t know what they are treating. Not their fault, but I just want to yell “Make her better.”

She had to cancel TITS, she should be in Seattle right now on business, and I cancelled our trip to the Grand Hotel with friends from Florida next week.

We made an offer on a house that was accepted Friday, but called the realtor a bit ago and told him we were backing out. I’m so far behind at work, and there’s no way we can do all of the inspections plus get our house ready to show.

This should not be happening to a gentle soul who has only been on earth to bring joy to others.

Oso, I spent three weeks in Farmington and I spent three weeks in Cuba NM. I’ve been to Alamogordo, Albuquerque, Ruidoso, and Santa Fe. In all fairness, the platas grandes are very good. I had excellent chili of all types and moles and albondigas. That said, so called restaurants like “Rubios” are not a representation of Baja Style food which I prefer to all verities of Mexican food I have tried in the US. Of course, as my grandfather would always say, “Thats what makes a horserace.”

Dan said his Dad looked good. The radiation for the throat cancer effed him up while saving his life. Dan was able to cheer his Dad and explain the situation to his Mom in a way she seemed to understand. Still waiting for the results of the “Scope”

In HotBride’s attempt to keep the urine soaked winos and hobos out of the Coop, she banned using EBT for the hot bar in the cafe. The fucking liberal members went nuts. “They deserve a hot wholesome meal too.”

Fine, take them to your house and give them one. While you’re at it, give them a bed so they don’t pass out in the cafe.

You know, if those hippies are so keen to help the poor, there is an ancient, non-governmental, non-profit institution that has a couple thousand years of experience. They’d be happy to have the help and energy.

Costco started taking EBT in select markets. Sam’s followed, but in all markets. Somebody needs to ask Mr Enlightened why he doesn’t take EBT in certain areas. Could it be he wants to keep Costco white and upscale? Hmmm?

I found the whole “Food Truck” thing interesting.
Portland, where we grew up, has taken “Food Trucks” to a whole new level. They have blocks of them, from every ethnicity you could imagine.
Seattle got jealous that their “Hipster Douche-bags” could not compete on a level playing-field and started petitioning the PTB for the ability to compete.
In both cities, the brick & mortar restaurants are bitching about lost business.
For the “Foodies”, it’s a win.
Great ethnic food at reasonable prices.
Some of the “Taco Trucks” here are great!

HS, trying to explain the legality of EBT/SNAP can be a losing proposition. Mid-way through last year, they took Monster, Red Bull, and 5 Hr Energy off EBT. OMG!!! Trying to explain the difference between protein drinks and protein supplements is exhaustive too.

The reasonable prices part is kind of iffy here. One truck sells bacon cheeseburgers for $5, one sells plain cheeseburgers for $8, and one sells “Philly cheeseburgers” (onions and peppers) for $8. Haven’t tried the $8 plain burger. $9 and $10 pizzas. Frou-frou stuff is all $8 and up. I like the chicken stew for $4, but I have to get there right at 11:00, or it’s gone.

What the fucking hobos would do is come in and buy the milk. The bottles have a $1 deposit. They would take it out front, pour it in the flower beds, come back in and redeem the bottle deposit, them go to the party store up the street and buy cigarettes or wine. So she instituted a rule that you can only cash in two bottles at a time unless you are a member.

Costco owns a certain demographic. Lots of profit before a single $ is spent. RL friend makes $17.50 an hour at Costco. Never gets more than 16 hours a week. She’s been there for 20 years. Do the math. Freezer guy at Sam’s was making $9 an hour. Averaging 35 hours a week. Recruited by Costco. $11.50 an hour. 20 hours a week. He tried to come back.

Every Wednesday and Friday a “gourmet” food truck comes to the apartment complex where I live. They park right across from me. Lobsta Truck, Sushi (gah!),and last week was a hot dog with all sorts of odd toppings truck. I ran out and got one plain with ketchup. It was so very excellent.