On Saturday June 4, roughly 2,000 Mustached Americans and flavor-saving enthusiasts will crawl between eight Wrigleyville bars for the Chicago Mustache Crawl benefiting Children’s Memorial Hospital, an event that has been fully-endorsed by the American Mustache Institute.

Mustached American discounts abound as all participants will receive a American Mustache Institute membership card, and the first 1,000 tickets purchased include 4 free drink tickets and $40 in gift certificates.

The event also includes high quality lower nose accoutrement contests: The funniest mustache (although mustaches are not funny), most creative mustache, most original mustache, and sexiest mustache (might be too many to choose from).