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Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine whythe head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The studytook two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded thatthe reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft isto provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, the French declared that theBritish were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of thesame subject. After three years of research and a cost in excessof $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis islarger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexualpleasure.

When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundlanddecided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks ofintensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's studywas complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason thehead of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent hishand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.