Tuesday, 6 January 2015

Why would you lie about what TV you watch?

For many people, Monday was the first back at work
after Christmas – and therefore the first time to have those water cooler discussions
about the festive TV.

To be honest, I’m not a big telly watcher. Only a
couple of days ago, a story caught my eye, as a survey revealed that people lie
about what television they watch.

In particular, it emerged, people have lied about
watching Breaking Bad – presumably
because they considered they had to claim to have watched it because it was so
‘in’.

Well, I didn’t watch it and am not going to pretend I
did, any more than I have watched Game of
Thrones or The Wire or assorted
other series with equally glowing reputations.

I haven’t been addicted to any TV drama since The West Wing and, before that, Babylon 5.

Away from the dramatic, Masterchef: The Professionals has been the limit of any must-watch
mentality.

Anthony Hopkins does Hitch

And while I can entirely understand people falling for
a particular programme, I can neither understand telling porkies just to look
as though you’ve seen one (and how would you be able to comment on it anyway?)
nor the seasonal syndrome of whinging that there’s ‘nothing on’ over Christmas.

Given how many channels most people have these days,
it’s difficult to believe that there’s nowt on that you’d watch at all,
while it’s straightforwardly inaccurate to assert that there’s ‘nothing’ on.

I did actually slump in front of the goggle box over
the holiday, usually while doing cuddle duty to a small black cat who curled up
in my arms, snoozing away and occasionally dreaming – presumably of chasing
butterflies.

And so here, for what it’s worth, are my highlights – with no efforts at coolness or trendiness whatsoever.

'What do you mean we have to do another convention?'

The first thing that I actually bothered to sit down
and pay attention to was on a disc – the 2012 film Hitchcock, with Anthony Hopkins as the eponymous thriller director
and Helen Mirren as his wife and longtime collaborator, Alma
Reville.

Set against the background of the making of Psycho, Sacha Gervasi’s film explores
the relationship between the two, the creative impulse, the impact on the
psyche of working with particularly dark material, and the nature of voyeurism.

It’s intelligent, witty, bitchy and poignant: grown-up
entertainment with a universally super cast. The leads are, of course, absolutely
fabulous, but so too are Scarlett Johannsson as Janet Leigh, Jessica Biel as
Vera Miles and Michael Wincott as Ed Gein in particular.

Wonderful stuff.

It was about as serious as my film viewing got. Galaxy Quest, the 1999 spoof of Star Trek and sci-fi fandom in general – and first seen by The Other Half and I in an Art Deco cinema in Amsterdam – is always a delight, with a great cast headed by Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver
and Alan Rickman.

After that, it was a quick channel hop to 2010’s Despicable Me, which I had not seen
before and, having ‘discovered’ the Minions, felt the need to view.

Joyous cast overload

While certainly not in the very top echelon of current
animation, it was thoroughly enjoyable and happily avoided mawkishness, even
though featuring three orphans. Oh, and the Minions are wonderful.

For really top-quality animation, there were
screenings of Ratatouille
(2007), which I love, and Up (2009) – both from Disney/Pixar.

When computer animation first appeared, I watched shorts and loved
them, but did wonder whether the medium would detract from content in a more
extended form. Both these films show that it hasn’t.

The film watching concluded with a chance to catch up
with another 2012 effort: this time, Dustin Hoffman’s directorial debut, Quartet.

Ready to save the world. Again

A comedy drama, based on Ronald Harwood’s play of the
same name, it’s set in a retirement establishment for musicians, who mark Verdi’s birthday
each year with a fundraising gala that helps keep their home going.

Retired opera singers Reg, Wilf and Cissy have worked
together in the past, particularly on a noted recording of Verdi’s Rigoletto, which includes a famous
quartet for soprano, mezzo, tenor and baritone.

And when Reg’s former wife, Jean – the fourth member
of that quartet – turns up as a new resident, she unwillingly inspires an
idea about how to boost the success of the gala.

It’s a thin plot, but does have underlying themes of
age and ageing, which rarely get seen on the big screen these days. But it’s
the cast that makes it such a joy.

It's a what I call a comedy

Maggie Smith, Tom Courtney, Billy Connolly and Pauline
Collins make up the quartet of singers, and are joined by Michael Gambon,
Sheridan Smith, Andrew Sachs, Trevor Peacock, Michael Byrne and David Ryall
(who sadly died on Christmas Day).

An unmitigated delight.

Away from films, Christmas Day offered up a seasonal Doctor Who, complete with a Santa unlike
any other – and I am enjoying Peter Capaldi’s characterisation – and the first half
of a two-part final episode of Miranda,
which appears to be the epitome of everything that is uncool if you care about these things.

It makes me laugh, so who cares? As may be clear, I
don’t watch television just to feel ‘in’.

Miranda Richardson as the wonderfully dreadful Mapp

Oddly, my mother later declared that she and my father
had watched the second half of this two-parter, having never watched any Miranda before – and then felt cheated when they didn’t ‘get it’.

Mind, she also sent my jaw into freefall at Christmas by asking if
I watched Mrs Brown’s Boys, saying
that, although it had “a lot of the ‘f’ word” in it, you “couldn’t help but
laugh”.

Meanwhile, the film version of Victoria Wood’s That Day We Sang was a gentle delight, with Imelda Stanton and Michael Ball in fine fettle, while a repeat of the 2009 festive special, Victoria
Wood’s Mid Life Christmas, with its vast guest cast, was appreciated a
great deal more than at the time – not least as I caught the sense of the
overarching theme that had eluded me originally.

And then there was Mapp
and Lucia, the BBC’s three-night dive into EF Benson’s novels of
upper-middle-class one-upmanship and snobbery in the 1920s and ’30s.

I remember the Channel 4 adaptation from the 1980s,
with Prunella Scales, Geraldine McEwan and Nigel Hawthorne: indeed, I caught the
first episode again recently, but it only served to remind me of
why I hadn’t really got into it the first time around and why I’d never felt the desire to read the
novels.

Imelda Staunton and Michael Ball do Fred & Ginger

This new adaptation by Steve Pemberton – who also
played Georgie – made me want to do precisely that.

Starring Anna Chancellor as Lucia and Miranda
Richardson as Mapp, with a wonderful supporting cast, it managed to be, all at once, subtle, sharp as a box of unused Sabatiers
– and outrageously camp.

Richardson in particular was just magnificent – oh, to
be able to gurn like that!

So even for a non TV addict like me, there was plenty
to amuse. And given catch-up television, there’s plenty of chance to catch up with any
of these if you missed them and feel vaguely inspired to do so now.

They will not, however, make you ‘TV cool’.

And even if none of this was particularly up your own street, just don’t claim that there was ‘nothing on’!

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