In Possible News, Jenna Dewan-Tatum May Or May Not Be Pregnant [UPDATED]

Just mere minutes ago a friend texted me asking if Jenna Dewan-Tatum is pregnant. As someone who prides themselves on being the human embodiment of the celebrity EPT pregnancy test, I panicked. I did not know the answer. I jogged through recent memories of Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum and tried to think if this is something we, as Americans, already knew.

My memory proved useless, nothing came to mind besides wildly inappropriate Magic Mike gifs that I can’t even think of posting in an article about him possibly being a father. What if this hypothetical child googled itself one day and came up on that!? I could never live with the guilt that I posted its fetal status in the same article as a gif of its father humping and grinding a stage floor in Tampa.