Quick Quack Car Wash Salvages Snappy Jingle from $100K Accident

So here’s an interesting question for y’all business-minded folk out there: what do you do when a 94-year-old man in an Oldsmobile (heh) mistakes the accelerator for the brake, goes hurtling through your carwash at speeds of about 40 miles per hour, and winds up doing about $100,000 worth of damage to your business?

The correct answer: take the closed circuit footage of the incident, overlay it with a snappy jingle, and monetize that thing.

After the aforementioned incident occurred at a Quick Quack Car Wash in Sacramento, California, on January 9th, it was determined by someone very smart that video of the incident would make for a great bit of advertising. And so they turned it into a commercial: