Sunday, August 18, 2013

Week of August 18, 2013

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Tog
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MUMPSDAY

The guy who constantly deals in dogwhistles, fetishizes Asian men (as long as they're completely assimilated), regularly calls for discrimination based on religion, creed, and/or color, enjoys nothing more than a dose or two of JEW NOSE! (WOO-HOO!), dabbles in Birther idiocy, thinks George Zimmerman was the victim, and defends racism against non-whites while crying piteously about every perceived slight against whites, tries once again to convince us that he's not the bigot...YOU are!

It's funny when the leftist media (IS TOO IS TOO) fails to live up to the imaginary version of itself that the rightists made up. So funny they have to point it out and react as if they'd said the opposite.

Wow, another grueling 3 minute workday for Bruce! It's good to be the Welfare King!

Trudeau's been putting more work than this into Doonesbury all summer, and he's been on vacation for 3 months. Picking out strips to rerun is more labor than Mr Work Ethic of a Dead Slug does in a year. "Let's see, should it be the same shitty drawing of a staring duck, or a duck staring at a TV?"

Funny how, for all Brews' caterwauling over imaginary guns on school campuses, he is conspicuously silent on the subject of real ones.

Yesterday, for example, another lunatic wandered into an elementary school with an assault rifle and other weapons intending the sadly typical mass murder-suicide.

Now, I'll mention here that according to gun absolutists, a person is perfectly within his rights to carry his own arsenal wherever he pleases, and becomes the proverbial bad guy with a gun only when he opens fire, or at least expresses an intention to do so.

So, was this psycho stopped by a good guy with a gun? Of course not. But he was stopped: An indescribably courageous member of the school's book-keeping staff talked him out of inflicting the horrors he had planned:

Oh, those silly people with educations, IN education! They're all fascists, you know!

Salute to CW in LA for the previous post. Tinsley would rather eat his own unwiped anus than mention the wonderfully-named Ms. Tuff, and even more loath to talk about Mr. Hill. (It must all be some media conspiracy black flag op!)

Instead, two weeks from now, Tinsley will attempt to make a big deal because Obama got another BLACK dog (because he hates WHITES, you know).

Ordinarily, I might wonder if his prolonged harping on this non-issue indicates some lingering aftereffects of something that happened to him in school a long time ago, but the simpler explanation is that he's just butt lazy and has no ideas.

After years of telling everyone a college education is worthless because LIBURULZ DUM, Tinsley tries desperately to suggest that women now have it cushy because more of them are graduating from college than men.

Yep, that's our Tinny--the same whiny white boy who spent a couple of years insisting "racism is dead in America" because Obama was elected President.

He told the exact same joke about Mexico being more obese than the US.

And yes, Mr. Tinshley, Schulz did have Charlie Brown try to kick the football "a million *hic* timesh", but he acknowledged it was an ongoing trope with Charlie Brown trying to convince himself that this time would be different. You're just being a lazy, unimaginative hack.

Tinny has convinced himself that every time will be the same: Scrawl the same bad cartoon spewing a talking point that bears little relation to reality, and he'll get a fat paycheck for being such a useful idiot.

I haven't had this problem, but he's presented a real comic strip here today, with a plot told in sequential pictures that vary from panel to panel, and the duck is treated as a character for four of them. I was amused.

I know to react with anything but derisive laughter is to feed the trolls, but it's just astounding that Tinsley and his bobbleheads are now pretending that they're not the very anti-intellectuals they're suddenly decrying.

And yes, I know their idea of an intellectual is "classicist" Victory Davey Crockett Applejack Fartstain Bigboote Hanson or Jonah Goldberg or Rushbo. But if you're going to fly screaming into crisis mode the first thing you need to do is abandon your most idiotic fantasies. Bill O'Reilly is not even the fifteenth smartest guy in the room. I flushed a turd this morning that could hold its own against the brilliance of Sarah Palin.

Tinsley has been part of a decades-long crusade to sneeringly dismiss colleges as bastions of "fuzzy liberal thinking." He and his fellow knobs have repeatedly dismissed scientific consensus in favor of comic-book nonsense like Grand Cowfart Hypothesis and Evil Sun Conspiracy (once they finally gave up on outright denial). The lot of them have maintained that the only things that can salvage our educational system are school prayer, vouchers, and state Lotto. In their I-hesitate-to-call-them-minds, the sole barometer of intelligence is party affiliation.

So yeah, they have a lot of f***ing nerve to be crying now about the consequences of their persistent, willful ignorance.