Granny drinks ginger ale!

They hawk everything overseas. Watches, cologne, cars, banks, video games…everything. For some reason in North America though we find endorsements unsavoury, which is why so many of them keep their money grabs on the quiet side.

Thanks to the power of the internets though this has become increasingly difficult. That illusion the MiniVan tries so hard to hang on to – celebrities are just like us! – is deteriorating. They’re greedy motherf-ckers. Period.

So check out Granny Freeze in this high gloss ad for Schweppes in which her skin looks even smoother than little Latika’s from Slumdog Millionaire. Thanks U!