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'DANGER TO SOCIETY'

Simon Cowell burglar killed man in hit and run days after raid as CCTV shows criminal outside star's home

Judge Martin Beddoe said: "Having watched the CCTV material on a number of occasions in the course of the trial I'm in no doubt that the reality is that at the bus stop you spotted her and gave her the indication that you could help her with her predicament, and you took the lead as to where she then went.

"I'm in no doubt that she didn't come on to you as you falsely described in your evidence and she didn't then make sexual overtures towards you."

Omer, of Marylebone, west London, wept in the dock and hung his head in shame as he was jailed for five years. He must also sign the Sex Offenders' Register for ten years.