You be nice to her you saggy titted north country pie monster, you’re onto a good thing with her, don’t balls it up by getting all teeside tight-arse like you’re down the greengrocers arguing the toss over the price of a sliced loaf, shes been the making of you y’know, if she jacks you in then its back to three for a tenner medium pizzas down your local Arab run Italian pizzeria followed by the obligatory 12 pints of wife beater.

I don't understand why presidents feel the need to draft in famous people anyway. I mean broadly speaking politics is like a serious business, its like life and death, the opinion or opinions of theatricals or singing minstrels, I don't see what they add, they don't do no one know favours. I mean even the very best of the politically inclined artists of pop music or film are sort of lacking in substance, even the ones who are heroes of mine in like John Lennon etc.

Respect Fif'. See, I can smell a fuckin' real one from....like, way out. Kanye, I been telling people, on this very forum even, that the blokes a cunt and a snide, this is like from WAY back. But the kid 50 Cent, thats a true son. #getthestrap

I just put everything in black bags and put it in the main bins...and most of its beer cans and takeaway containers, never had no grief for it, fuck sieving through all this shit seperating plastics from whatever it is.

Woke means someone whoose aware, aware of world affairs, social issues, fighting the good fight, its a term thats existed forever in black American circles, a lot of the old black power militants used to refer to themselves and their ilk as such, its kinda more broadly used now.

See now they blatantly started that but had that ever been relayed to someone you would've looked so bait. And its the same sort of thing with me, he was coming out to fuck me up, it was clear as day, alright I sort of cheap shotted him in a pre-emptive strike but if i'd've not done that there's a chance I'd still be asleep on the pavement Do you swell on that shit in an eggy mood all afternoon too? I'm glad to hear someone say that, I do that too, its why i hate fighting, it ruins my day, I have the steaming hump for hours later, its a really unpleasant feeling. Everyone else I know does it and then carries on like they ain't got a care in the world but I tend to carry it around with me.