Friday, July 03, 2009

Gov. Palin’s going to step down, but everything else she said didn’t make any fucking sense.

A bitch shall leave it to the wild beast that is the media to unearth what, if any, “exotic” drama is behind this hastily announced and strategically bizarre move.

I think that the fact that both Mary Matalin and Pat Buchanan think this stepping down before the end of her first term strangeness was wise speaks volumes to just how fucked up from the floor up this shit really is.

But a bitch will hold off on the analysis until the shoe and/or shoes drop.

I’m as far from a Palin supporter as you can get and even this bitch was hoping that she’d pull her shit together mid speech and begin to make complete sentences that have something to do with why the hell she called everyone to her front lawn to chat!

Jesus to Gawd, woman…that basketball analogy was crazy.

CRAZY!

Hell, the whole speech was the very definition of crazy talk.

Did she talk an antihistamine on an empty stomach after drinking two bottles of horse turd whisky?

Or did she lose her mind and decide to kick the script to the curb and speak from her heart?

Whatever the cause, that televised announcement was a steaming hot mess on ice complete with random nature calls because even the wildlife was unimpressed with that shit.

Sounds suspiciously what she did in Alaska before she resigned her post on whatever committee she was sitting on at the time. She announced that she was resigning because everyone else was so ef'd up. Her pattern[s] seem almost predicable now.

I have yet to see what the right sees in her. But their infatuation with her is frightening. I shudder to think she can convince enough well-meaning but unthinking Americans to actually cast a ballot for her. But then again, they bought that foolishness George W. sold them.

Now, if only she could fade fade away. Wouldn't it be marvelous if everyone, and I mean media here, would just stop talking about her? Abruptly. Irrevocably. Instead, Huffington Post is creating a whole Palin page. That's just not right. We should allow that woman to stop talking.

The girl's got what it takes to be an American celebrity, but then, so does OctoMom.

In a perfect world, I'd like to say that there's not way this wingnut could get elected to the PTA. But she was on a city council and elected governor of a state, and named as a running mate in a presidential election. Which sorta suggests this world is far from perfect! Eeek!