Saturday, December 13, 2014

OFF THE WIREDon't
forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for
a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he
does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked
to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove
that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity. God Bless America!!
P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and
abetting terrorists.