If you're like Andrea Peyser, you can't help but notice that all of these newly-elected Republican politicians keep appearing in your sexual fantasies. (And how!). Today, Andrea evaluates some of our nation's top new Republican talent:

If one were to go purely on statistics, based only on what she herself has written in the newspaper, Andrea Peyser is, objectively, bisexual with strong lesbian tendencies. But she's always talking about her strident moral disapproval of homosexuality, so clearly that is not possible.