George Zimmerman was arrested today. He was taken into custody for alleged domestic violence at around 1:30 p.m., because of course he's home at 1:30 in the afternoon fighting with another person. Why wouldn't he be?

Details are scarce, but this implies that he was able to lure a human woman to his home and keep her there long enough for the police to show up. This is the second time he was involved in domestic incident that required a police presence in two months. The last time, in September, he was not charged.

Zimmerman is a 30-year-old former neighborhood watch security guard who shot and killed unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in February of 2012. Both Zimmerman's proponents and critics argue that if you haven't heard more about this story, you should go to Wikipedia and then probably head to a doctor so you can work towards recollecting the last 18 or so months of memory that you somehow shook away.

In the interim, he'll be sentenced to one Trending Topic, one sentence with no punctuation in it from an uncle on Facebook who's going to defend this somehow, two conversations with a coworker that you don't want to have, and a Tweet that you'll delete by 10 p.m.