Saturday, September 29, 2012

some weekend jokes...;)

In the middle of a class the teacher told the young John to stand up. “But I didn’t do anything wrong!” the boy was surprised. “I know,” said the teacher. “I just can’t stand to see the face of Steve behind you…”

"Why you came so late last night?" the father asks his teenage daughter."I was attending lectures at the university...""Until 2 o'clock in the night???""Well, the professor was stuttering..."

A farmer caught some thieves in his fields to steal turnips: "Now I caught you stealing, let's see what the police will do...""No way! we don't steal anything, we just help you by pulling the turnips to grow faster..."

Evolution
could be really interesting sometimes... So, in the future werewolves
wouldn't change their appearances but only their serious frame of
minds, attitude, wise thoughts... And they wouldn't be able to infect
anyone by a bloody bite, but by a good licking, a kiss, or making you
laugh at their jokes... my future Incredible Future.

A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...

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Nice to meet you too! Glad you liked my writings ;), a lot more are coming, of course! Best of the best wishes! Let the wonderful noise of the sea always sounds in your ears! (as my water dragons' hunters would say - my Tale Of The Rock Pieces).

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A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...