The life and times of one woman, a remodel, two kids, and a memory of her former career. I ask myself the same questions I hope crosses everyone's mind... Why don't they invent drive thru everythings? What does the term homemaker really imply? When did my wardrobe include spitup?

6/3/08

I realized I forgot my towel this morning at the gym just as soon as I submerged myself in the pool. $55 a month and they want to squeeze me for a dollar to borrow a hand towel! I refuse to pay. The looks I got when I dripped into the locker room and grabbed my gym socks to dab myself were priceless. What??? I got 3 hours of sleep last night. At least I remembered my swimsuit.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”