Today's most impressively boring video: Automatic Mario

Since the interwebs are still abuzz about the new Grand Theft Auto 4 trailer, we'll have to settle for showing off Automatic Mario, where our famous plumber finishes an entire custom-made Super Mario World map by just standing still.

It's an impressive feat, with hazards all around, but Mario's pace is slower than a narcoleptic Goomba. Best to watch on fast-forward. Video embedded after the break.