Normal and heroic mode kills are the WoW equivalent of blue balls, giving you just enough of an encounter to start to get a feel for it but stopping before anything fun starts to happen. However, since our collective guild ilevel is worse than Obama's approval rating and this was an off-night raid, I suppose we will take any kills (and subsequently any loot) we can get. A few more nights like this and our tanks will be able to handle mythic mode Archimonde might actually have enough health to spend more than 3% of a fight above 10k life. As before, we are still recruiting in preperation for mythic raiding:

- 2 healers (at least 1 Holy Paladin preferred)

- 2 melee DPS

- 3 ranged DPS

If interested, please click on the "Apply Now" button and fill out the application (or if you are too tired to move your eyes, click here). We will contact you via whatever communication method you leave. If you have additional questions about our communist regime, feel free to contact one of our officers to have them answered:

Just like that, we are back to slaying internet bad guys on the bleeding edge of content slower than Bill Cosby apologizes for sexual assault. Months and months behind and all (or is it years? Damnit we have been gone for awhile), but it feels good to be back raiding again none-the-less. Easy content aside, it's hard to complain about clearing BRF considering the bulk of our members were just beginning to level a week or two ago. Heck, our tank didn't have enough gear to take a Ray Rice left cross as recently as yesterday, so it would appear we are heading in the right direction. We may be grizzled WoW veterans and have some rust to knock off, but we can still do this whole raiding thing.

Now that we have started to get our feet under us, we have a better idea of exactly what our recruitment needs are. As always, we are interested in exceptional people and exceptional players regardless of class (read: you can make us laugh and enjoy spending 3-4 hours with you while managing to handle boss phases like Bruce Caitlyn Jenner handles sex changes), but our specific class needs are:

- 2 healers (at least 1 Holy Paladin preferred)

- 2 melee DPS

- 3 ranged DPS

If interested, please click on the "Apply Now" button and fill out the application (or if you are a lazy bastard, click here). One of our officers will be in touch with you via whatever communication method you leave. If you have additional questions about our happy group of idiots, feel free to contact one of our officers to have them answered:

I believe it was the immortal Arnold Schwarzenegger who once said, "get to the chopper!" "I'll be back." After roughly 5 years, several job promotions, readjusting our skin and eyes to the sun, and the occasional failed attempt at a relationship, Gimped has collectively channeled their inner Schwarzenegger. The itch to kill dragons together on the internet proved too strong and after collectively dipping our toes in real life and realizing we missed drooling over internet pixels picking up phat loot, we are back.

Once upon a time we were a top 25 U.S. guild that managed to kill things quicker than most from Vanilla through WotLK. We decided to call it quits at that point, but based on all the good we have heard regarding mythic raiding, we are eager to start raiding once again, albeit with a slightly different approach. We are no longer interested in raiding 50 hours a week to chase fictional trophies for killing things first. We simply want to raid enough to remain near the cutting edge, clearing content when it is still fresh and relatively unknown. Our raid schedule is:

Tuesday: 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM

Wednesday: 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM

Thursday: 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM

Sunday: 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM

**Please note all times are PST, meaning our raids end at 1:30 AM CST and 2:30 AM EST respectively**

Due to many of us being new to this expansion, we are starting from the ground up which gives us the unique opportunity to be very open minded with our recruitment. An increased emphasis on quality of time spent over quantity of time spent means we need capable players who can press buttons and keys without dying to fires, etc... Additionally, we are not interested in tolerating insufferable d-bags simply because they know how to perform well in a video game or can show up an obscene amount of time. We have always been selective and prefer to overlook the gear/experience of the player if the fit is right. It's easy to teach someone how to deal damage to internet pixels, but you can't teach someone how to be fun to hang out with. Once things flesh out and we start downing bosses regularly, we will become more selective in our wants and needs related to class, gear, etc...

Our goal is to clear all current mythic raid content before it is nurfed to hell and then to remain towards the cutting edge from that point on. Based on our past experience, we fully expect this to happen sooner rather than later. If playing with a bunch of jaded WoW veterans who know how to kill things quickly and have fun while doing it appeals to you, click on the "Apply Now" button at the top of the page and fill out the cumbersome and lengthy application short and sweet application (or just clickhere). A member of the guild should be in touch with you within 24 hours via whatever communication method you leave.