Steve’s Got Mail !!!

After waiting at LEAST six months, Steve’s ‘Dublya Dublya Real Genuine Wrestling Belt’ finally arrived. Did you ever see such a beaming kid? Ssshhhhh, don’t tell his mom!

All right, so it’s a lousey photoshop….but look at the guy! We’ve got to dress him right. Outta the Tip Top Taylor suit and PLEASE…look at the collar on this guy!!!!

FASHION CONSULTANTS PLEASE! Bruce, Q, Alison, Ross, JJ, Annamarie…EVERYONE, I want your suggestions, how are we going to make this guy look better (besides as the sidebar hottie). I want a team…i’ll be your photoshop slave…should he be a Sultan of Swing? A dapper debonairre ? An ultra chic trendo-boy??? HELP!

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The belt is friggin Denny Hastert sized!
Big enough to hide behind when you’re not doing your job, or hide a page behind or is that a page’s behind?

That collar’s almost a Don Cherry. Yuk.
He does look good in blue though. Maybe an East Indian silk something a la Hamid , light and flowing to offset his clumsy pedantic manner and it must hide his opulent middle?

the belt is big. rumour heretells he had to save 2 thousand double bubble wrappers for it.

hmm, the collar’s too low for a con cherry. i mean don! blue can bring out his eyes but why not go with something bolder like an electric blue? silk would be good, draped to hide the corpulent corpse….the man’s so bland he’s close to being a smurf.

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