A Letter To My Toes

I’m so sorry that you have to be connected to my feet. I know this means that you will constantly be kicked into unsuspecting doors and cabinets. Sometimes I’m a little shocked that you are still connected to my body. I’m sure it must suck to continually be getting hurt, so I promise to always try to pamper you by getting pedicures and making sure you are shiny and pretty, even if you’re black and blue.