“IT’S crazy. There are 15 million unemployed people in America, and Michael Vick isn’t one of them” — Jimmy Kimmel . . . “[MEGAN Fox] really makes people angry. Girls hate her, don’t they? I don’t know her very well because she’s very private and mysterious. She’s a really, truly eccen tric person. I don’t think people know how to process her at all” — Screenwriter Diablo Cody discussing her “Jennifer’s Body” star on TheFrisky.com . . . “SHE was in her frickin’ bra with an open jacket and hot-pink shorts, skating around the rink with red lips. She’s sexy, a feral creature” — Drew Barrymore to Marie Claire about Ellen Page in the new movie “Whip It.”