I used to work for a painter in a college town. The guy who moved out left a couch. We moved it so we could pant the wall behind it. Apparently this was his "finger and toenail clipping couch" and he put all of the clippings behind the couch between the wall and let them fall on the carpet. There was a line of finger and toenails and inch wide the entire length of the couch. That dude and this girl should hook up. Blech.

1:52, i bet you didn't just throw up in your mouth a little, liar. and holy fuck, man if you made that shit up, even though its probably fucking sicker than that dude who ass fucked that chick that sharted her self, thats a pretty damn good story. toenails in a jar. i wonder if they all meshed together, and what it smells like. probably like old dirty toenails would.sick.

ive known girls that let have been so hammered that for 5 bucks drink jizz out of a cup from like 10 different ppl at a party.. one by one they go in the bathroom and rubbed one out, and this girl drank it.. true story, it was like 2 shots worth dude.. i couldnt believe.. took it down with no problem, and then obviously no one would talk to her OR let her hit the blunt

i do not chew on my fingernails, and i think that habit is not attractive to say the least, it wouldn't send me running out the door... but keeping toenail clippings for the express purpose to chew on is disturbing and probably a symptom of some psychological/emotional issues.

i don't keep toe nails in a jar next to my bed.. but i always must have at least one fingernail in my mouth in order to fall asleep. i thought that was kind of gross but this text made me feel better : )

10:05 like you don't do something kind of gross ever. you people all must be perfect with no odd quirks at all. and by perfect i mean boring. i know i'm not the only person who likes to chew on fingernails. and please don't try to tell me that chewing on fingernails is just as gross as keeping a jar of crusty toenails to gnaw on later. at least mine are fresh and not left to fester in a jar. fuck that noise.

For foreplay, you can optionally chew her unclipped toenails while she chews her clipped toenails, and see who can get the most in their mouth fastest. You clearly have a disadvantage, therefore she must wear a blindfold and not know where the jar is.

LOL... I had a friend who used to keep old fingernails in an altoids box to chew on. His grandma made him start it so he would stop chewing his nails and just chew on those. He said he quit but he still keeps it on him just in case he relapses. It's pretty sick