Consider This Kid To Write The 'Sharknado' Sequel, Please

Have you ever imagined a disaster film with a protagonist who could assume the shape of an apple core?

Neither had we... Until today, when we saw this highly imaginative excerpt from a 12-year-old's film script -- shared with the Internet by an enthusiastic computer camp counselor.

Reddit user Xineph posted the following image with the caption, "My favorite part about teaching screenwriting at a summer camp is this script an 8-year-old just handed me." (He later corrected himself and said that the camper, Josh, is 12.)