Denver Consoles Itself with a Massive Porn Binge

Okay, Broncos fans, we get it, that was a seriously tough loss. One of the best offenses of all time, a legacy game for Peyton, and you get pummeled. But do you seriously have to console yourselves over your Super Bowl defeat with a massive porn binge? According to statistics from Pornhub.com, overall porn viewership was down during the first half of the game, but during the second half, the numbers in Colorado began to climb. By the end of the game, the number of people watching pornography in Denver had spiked by 10.8 percent, and the number in Colorado by 7.6 percent. What the hell happened to drowning your sorrows in a mug of beer? And what are your Super Bowl parties like, Colorado? Did everyone just call dibs on a room and a laptop the moment the game clock ran out? We can't believe we have to say this, but as a general rule, men should not experience pornography together. It's unsavory. Of course, for those few men who decided against adult entertainment in favor of throwing back a few at the bar, it must have been a fun night. Pretty much a statewide ladies-only night, judging by the numbers.