I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

The post was edited 1 time, last by JuneBarcarolle (Jun 12th 2016, 4:39am).

This is Alpha's thread and Alpha's game. Wins on other servers don't count.

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I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

And it was in those days that a dragon came unto I'llwineal. For three days the dragon rampaged across the Winning Land and scorched the earth, but on the third day The True Prophet came before the dragon, defiant and righteous. Facing the dragon, he took his staff and raised it high to do battle with the unholy beast. It was then that The Heathen came forth and showed he was in on the conspiracy to bring the foul and unholy dragon upon the land, but The Prophet did not sway. He stood fast like a rock against a raging river, immovable and unconquerable as the battle began.

The dragon leapt into the air and soared above the clouds before diving down as a veritable ball of fire, the flames spewing from its mouth. Moments before it reached the ground, The True One called upon The Win and the dragon transformed from its fearsome self into a tiny little lizard, pathetic and weak. Trembling with fear, The Heathen cowered as The True One approached him and said, "Begone with thee. Go back unto the wilds to wallow in thy misery, but today I am merciful. Ye shall find amongst thy belongings a small vial of testosterone supplement. Take it as thy consolation for thou wilt never gain The Win so long as thou dost deny The True One's power." And so it was.

*strolls by and takes the Win while the True One is distracted by a little lizard*

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I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

And it was also in those days that The Demon was smacked on the side of their head, thrown to the ground, kicked, and had a little lizard thrown at them because they foolishly thought they could take The True Win.

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats