A Dutch sees things in black and white, good or bad, approved or disapproved, right or wrong, pure or corrupt. A Dutch has no middle ground, no fence to sit upon, no center of the road, no grey areas. There is no confusion, uncertainty, debate, conflict, or vacillating with a Dutch. There is DO or DO NOT, no TRY. TRY is to DIE. Let your yes be yes and your no be no with a Dutch. Give a Dutch a maybe and a Dutch will decide for you. Like Solomon of old, the Dutch is wise, and if it means chopping a baby (carrot) in half to root out the truth, let the executioner come forth with sharpened justice.