Are You Normal?

I want to get fat...

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I have a strong, strange desire to want to become fat. And by fat I don't mean chubby or overweight... I mean OBESE. I really want to be obese and I don't know why... I'm a skinny male. I am worried about my health, and I do worry about what people think of me. I want to be really really fat, but at the same time I don't.

Don't be a fatty. I had to sit next to one on a plane. I was in the middle. The lady had to ask the stewardess for a seat belt extention. Don't do it! Please!! You can get open sores between the folds of your skin. It will leak and smell horrible.

That's rediculous. You are a bit underweight, but why the hell would anyone want to be obese?!?! If people keep getting so fat, the world is gonna run out of fabric! You'll have no choice but to use the handicap stall in public bathrooms, you'll have to buy two plane tickets for yourself, your ass may get stuck in chairs, if you don't break it first, and you'll have to make sure you wash under your flaps of fat, but you probably won't be able to reach them all. And eventually, your girth will swallow your weiner. Don't do it, please.