Quotations

Vicky: My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy who’s been after my ass for years.

Michael: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you, because excuse me if somebody doesn’t know the secret handshake with you.
Troy: There’s no secret handshake. There’s an IQ prerequisite, but there’s no secret handshake.

Vickie: Do you ever wish you were a lesbian? Don’t you think it would be so much easier?
Lelaina: Sometimes, but I don’t know. I could never go through with it. I’d start laughing or something.
Vickie: That is such a shame because I have had it with men.