"The situation you are in is very dangerous."
"The liklihood of you dying within the next five minutes is 87.61%."
"You are about to get me killed."
"We will both die because of your negligence."
"This is a bad plan. You will fail."
"He will most likely kill you. Violently."
"He will most likely kill you."
"You will be dead soon."
"The situation is hopeless."
"You are going to die in this room."
"You could stand to lose a few pounds."
"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
"The Fact Sphere is always right."
"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
"The Space Sphere will never go to space."
"You will never go into space."
"Fact: Space does not exist."
"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that
don't."
"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the
allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
"The liklihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is
87.61%."
"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate,
and very interesting."
"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
Twelve."
"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes.
Avacado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
"Error. Error. Error. File not found."
"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
"Fact not found."
"Corruption at 25%."
"Corruption at 50%."
"Warning: Sphere corruption at twenty-r-rr-r-rats cannot throw up."
"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
"The square root of rope is string."
"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over
97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitus."
"Pants were invented in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It
was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
"The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64."
"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a
group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
"Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long."
"Raseph, the Semetic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out
of his forehead."
"The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of
Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General."
"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
"Rats cannot throw up."
"Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes."
"Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters."
"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in
a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously
alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification
for killing cats."
"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
"The Sun is 330,330 times the size of Earth."
"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros living in captivity is 15
years."
"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
"Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
"Avacados have the hi

"Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are
found in Australians."
"The Moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
"The billionth digit of pi is nine."
"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mneumonic
device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve,
comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This
will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds."
"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
"Honey does not spoil."
"The average adult human body contains half a pound of salt."
"A nanosecond lasts one-billionth of a second."
"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled
across the sky by two goats."
"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees
Celsius."
"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to
fight bad breath."
"Roman toothpaste was made with urine. Urine is an ingredient in
toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture,
was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its
diameter in Euclidean space."
"The Mexican-American War ended in 1838 with the signing of the
Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo."
"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first produced the adoption of worldwide
standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of
radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills
himself."
"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have 100 different
words for snow. They do, however, have 234 words for fudge."
"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at
the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability
to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor
people are able to do this."
"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation,
freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves
while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth at
75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in
1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouiji board to enslave playwriting
ghosts."
"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878.
Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier,
under the name "Tesla-cize."
"Whales are twice as intelligent and three times as delicious as
humans."
"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this,
someone had to be in the car at all times, driving in circles until
passengers returned from their errands."
"Edmund Hilary, the first person to climb Mt. Everest, did so
accidentally, while chasing a bird."
"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds
put under intense pressure become foam pellots, commonly used today as
packing material."
"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything
on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed
of