Mike Duffy, of Titans.com, reports that Titans running back LenDale White was arrested last night after an altercation with a local restaurant owner. Apparently the man, a Mr. Jimmy Wong, requested that White leave his restaurant after he consumed what Mr. Wong described as a week's worth of chicken and dumplings. Neither Mr. White nor his agent could be reached for comments.

The Titans plan to starve White prior to game time then put a pork chop in T-Racs costume and stake him in the opponent’s end zone. Analysts are predicting the Titans to win the super bowl by a landslide.

The Titans only concern is finding the inevitable replacements for the T-Rac costume and person inside the uniform.

The Titans plan to starve White prior to game time then put a pork chop in T-Racs costume and stake him in the opponent’s end zone. Analysts are predicting the Titans to win the super bowl by a landslide.

The Titans only concern is finding the inevitable replacements for the T-Rac costume and person inside the uniform.

That migth work as long as Lendale doesn't try to eat VY in the huddle.

A question for you though, are teh Titans having a special set of shoulder pads made to accomadate White's D cups?