Did you ever want a novel that was yours? Were you ever inspired to take the raw, uninteresting stuff of your life and idealize it, fictionalize it, adapt it into something newer and realer and more meaningful —a work of art even? A novel that could really do something, exalt your loved ones, denigrate your enemies, justify your choices and apologize for the mistakes you've made, all in a way that was interesting, entertaining, perhaps even beautiful. You would publish it yourself, you could call it Your Novel. I did it for you.