You: Sup, I'm 8.Stranger: sup! I'm 7You: Don't even lie to me.You: I'm so over that.Stranger: I aint lyingStranger: I so aint :DYou: Listen, you child impostor. It does not sit well with me at all that you try to pass yourself off as someone younger than they really are in a vain attempt at "connecting" with someone my age. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Horny? You: Very Stranger: Cyber on msn? You: Show me a pic first Stranger: Don't have one but I wanna be fucked You: Listen, I'm 8. I'm not about to engage in sexual relations online with someone I've never even seen before. You: Try that shit on a 13 year old, alright?Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey 19 m here..wanna see me cum on web cam? You: Ignoring the fact that I am but 8 years of age and have yet to develop a sexual appetite, especially not for things as devious as this, but you're a stranger on the internet for Christ sake.Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 21m here

You: 8 year old male here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Heyyy

You: Hello stranger, I hope you're in a better mood than I'm in right now.

Stranger: I love dick

Stranger: so yes

You: That's a bit graphic for my age, but alright.

Stranger: are you under 18?

You: Will you stop talking to me if I am?

Stranger: that probably means yes

You: Listen, I'm really mature for my age.

Stranger: that's what they all say

Stranger: and middle school kids are having sex now, so i'm sure that wasn't too graphic for you

You: When I'm in middle school, maybe I too will partake in sexual intercourse.

Stranger: haaaaa, so you're trying to tell me you are in elementary? right

You: I'll have you know that I read at a ninth grade level.

Stranger: mhmm, it is possible but i'm not buying it

You: I'm not selling anything. I'm just looking for good conversation to go with my cigar and glass of brandy.

Stranger: why are you in a bad mood?

You: Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: My life sucks.

Stranger: mine too

Stranger: boring and sad

You: What's wrong with your life?

Stranger: it isn't going anywhere..

You: Why not?

Stranger: same old crap all the time, i feel like i need to get away from here..

You: Why don't you do that?

Stranger: i can't just leave...where would i stay...where would i go?

You: Life should be an adventure. Take risks.

Stranger: so i'm suppose to live on the streets...?

You: I don't know, all I know is that I'd trade places with you anyday.

Stranger: what? whats wrong with your life?

You: My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.

You: Sup, I'm 8.Stranger: sup! I'm 7You: Don't even lie to me.You: I'm so over that.Stranger: I aint lyingStranger: I so aint :DYou: Listen, you child impostor. It does not sit well with me at all that you try to pass yourself off as someone younger than they really are in a vain attempt at "connecting" with someone my age. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Horny? You: Very Stranger: Cyber on msn? You: Show me a pic first Stranger: Don't have one but I wanna be fucked You: Listen, I'm 8. I'm not about to engage in sexual relations online with someone I've never even seen before. You: Try that shit on a 13 year old, alright?Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey 19 m here..wanna see me cum on web cam? You: Ignoring the fact that I am but 8 years of age and have yet to develop a sexual appetite, especially not for things as devious as this, but you're a stranger on the internet for Christ sake.Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 21m here

You: 8 year old male here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Heyyy

You: Hello stranger, I hope you're in a better mood than I'm in right now.

Stranger: I love dick

Stranger: so yes

You: That's a bit graphic for my age, but alright.

Stranger: are you under 18?

You: Will you stop talking to me if I am?

Stranger: that probably means yes

You: Listen, I'm really mature for my age.

Stranger: that's what they all say

Stranger: and middle school kids are having sex now, so i'm sure that wasn't too graphic for you

You: When I'm in middle school, maybe I too will partake in sexual intercourse.

Stranger: haaaaa, so you're trying to tell me you are in elementary? right

You: I'll have you know that I read at a ninth grade level.

Stranger: mhmm, it is possible but i'm not buying it

You: I'm not selling anything. I'm just looking for good conversation to go with my cigar and glass of brandy.

Stranger: why are you in a bad mood?

You: Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: My life sucks.

Stranger: mine too

Stranger: boring and sad

You: What's wrong with your life?

Stranger: it isn't going anywhere..

You: Why not?

Stranger: same old crap all the time, i feel like i need to get away from here..

You: Why don't you do that?

Stranger: i can't just leave...where would i stay...where would i go?

You: Life should be an adventure. Take risks.

Stranger: so i'm suppose to live on the streets...?

You: I don't know, all I know is that I'd trade places with you anyday.

Stranger: what? whats wrong with your life?

You: My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything.

My former best friend Robbie stole my slingshot. He told me that if I tell my parents, that I'd be a tattletale, and that the punishment for tattling is banishment from the tree house (Which I helped build!). It freakin' SUCKS to be 8, I can't do anything. Well, it's relevant to the topic we're discussing actually. People here are constantly asking me for my asl. And when I tell them that I'm 8, they immediately disconnect on me. It's proving to be quite hard to make friends here.

brilliance is a word I don't often use but in situations like this one, the need arises.

You: Doesn't every one wanna fuck a kid these days? I mean big league Hollywood directors are doing it.

Stranger: i almost got a woman's five year old son for free, i didn't take her up on it because she refused to show me a picture of her kid with or without a diaper and then refused to give me his measurements. and then she had the gall to lie to me about his sexual experiences.

Stranger: it would have been nice, having a five year old i could mold into my diaper sex slave, but if his dick or ass were too small then i couldn't really enjoy him now could i? and then she wouldn't tell me what he tasted like so that was out of the question too.

You: Meh, you can always buy a kid from the third-world.

Stranger: i already tried that, eight year old argentina boy. really pretty, but he had the ass of a clam. just way too small and i couldn't even get my head in. to make matters worse he had the dick of a chestnut. so, i roasted him whole. but he tasted terrible, way too stringy. such a waste.

You: Doesn't every one wanna fuck a kid these days? I mean big league Hollywood directors are doing it.

Stranger: i almost got a woman's five year old son for free, i didn't take her up on it because she refused to show me a picture of her kid with or without a diaper and then refused to give me his measurements. and then she had the gall to lie to me about his sexual experiences.

Stranger: it would have been nice, having a five year old i could mold into my diaper sex slave, but if his dick or ass were too small then i couldn't really enjoy him now could i? and then she wouldn't tell me what he tasted like so that was out of the question too.

You: Meh, you can always buy a kid from the third-world.

Stranger: i already tried that, eight year old argentina boy. really pretty, but he had the ass of a clam. just way too small and i couldn't even get my head in. to make matters worse he had the dick of a chestnut. so, i roasted him whole. but he tasted terrible, way too stringy. such a waste.