What a great cake! His noodle look pleasingly noodly, and the meatballs look quite realistic. Quite a relief to hear that it’s actually cake flavored…I’m not sure I’d want to eat cake-and-real-meatballs.

Freethinker is an oxymoron when referring to Atheist. The very fact your end game is to discredit and attack Christendom is anything but freethinking. By virtue of the means to your end you all have a narrow mind set without the vision and glory God can bring to your otherwise wasted lives. You are all captive, jailed within you own hearts that have been hardened by your collective hate.

Freethinker is an oxymoron when referring to the True Beleivers. The very face your end game is to discredit, and attack anyone who doesnt beleive the way you do, is anything but freethinking. By virtue of the means to your end (damn that looks odd) you have a narrow mind set without the sanity and logic opening your mind can bring to your otherwise hypocritical and bigoted wasted life. You are captive, jailed if you will, by your own jaded heart that has been poisoned by the lies you have swallowed from your christian buybull.

Speaking of hardened hearts, was god playing fair when He hardened the Pharaoh’s heart so that he would not let the Israelites go? By so doing, God could administer the next of the Ten Plagues that beset Egypt. The tenth plague was the doozy in which God killed every first-born in Egypt (except for the first-born of Jews that smeared sheep’s blood over their doorways).

Oh, come on Big Guy. Answer this question instead of coming back with more evasive bullshit. I’m trying to see how your God can be merciful and kind when he murders little kids and women. Since you are His self-appointed spokesperson, do your duty.

It was a play on words which was constructed explicitly to sting, it therefore meets the definition of ‘constructive’ as it does serve a purpose: mine.

BTW, I am just explaining the mindset of the post, not rekindling the flames.

Hazelsays:

May 18, 2011 at 2:51 PM

constructive? really? are you a grade school teacher? In this context, TiltedHorizon is being pretty polite.

TiltedHorizonsays:

May 8, 2011 at 2:04 PM

Your right, we should all think the same way you do, if we all thought exactly like you do (which is exactly like someone taught them, which is exactly like someone taught them, which is exactly like someone taught them,……etc ) then we would be freethinkers.

I’m sure the point of the message of His Noodliness is beyond the cynical confines of what I see to be rather closed minded individual’s perspective. This thread seems to exemplify the very same one-sidedness that this religion set out to prevent, whether it be atheist or Christian. By rejecting, ignoring, and outright twisting the argument and message of the opposing argument (talkin’ to you, Atsap), the typical atheist is afflicted with the same exact sort of negative behavior legalistic organized religion and closed minded Christians have come to exemplify.

Understand that although I’m a Christian (by the loosest definition, I must admit), I don’t reject any ideas like some of my more closed-minded religious friends do (and for the matter, like some of my closed-minded Atheist friends do). I’m not burning crosses or bombing buildings, but I’m also not making hypocritical statements and tasteless puns.

Atsap, your argument doesn’t really make much sense. I’m not sure if you’re trying to disprove God or make an ill-informed psychoanalysis on God itself based on the description of its actions made by a person’s interpretation of it. If you could kindly state your argument in a clear, concise manner, I would be gladly engage in an intelligent discussion with you.

That’s not my point, Big Guy. I’m not attacking FSM, I’m mediating the ground between closed-minded Christians who misunderstand FSM like you and closed-minded atheists who misunderstand FSM like Atsap. In fact, just by saying what you said, you’ve contributed nothing or agreed to anything I’ve actually said.

Ray,
First off, congrats on getting the joke. Secondly, this site is whatever you make it to be. If you want intelligent discussion on theology, we can offer that. If you want to start flame wars, assuming there is nothing better to do, we can offer that too. (As Biggy can attest)

I am not sure what kind of relationship you have with your Atheist friends, you may or may not feel free to ask them questions on why they have come to their conclusions. Let me take a moment to explain that Atheism is largely a “conclusion” formed by those who were once religious, we therefore are well versed on the bible, the teachings of our former churches, and the general mindset of believers. I’m a former Catholic BTW.

I believe Atsap was pointing out the general contradiction involved with a ‘loving’ god killing the first born children of Egypt. Obviously, had human hands killed these children, the person responsible would be correctly labeled the worst kind of murderer. Since it was god, no one bats an eye….. your thoughts?