“MOOOM, They’re Not Dolls, They’re Action Figures, Okay?”

Just what the hell are you looking at here? Why that would be a collection of roughly eighty billion Star Wars figures, which I actually think features more characters than the actual movies had in them. The dude could man a 1/12th size Death Star with that compliment of Stormtroopers alone!

I’ve always wondered what inspires people to collect things to such a degree. I topped out at about 300 assorted X-Men, JLA and Avengers figures, WHEN I WAS TEN, and tbey’re all messed up due to the fact that I was repeatedly slamming them into each other. I also have a binder full of every Pokemon card in pristine condition from the first three sets released, but again, this was the better part of a decade ago…..except for that pack I bought last week because I was curious.

There are a ton more pictures of the details of this collection, which you can find here. Good God.

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Paul

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.

vincentD

call me whatever you want… but if you ever plan to sell those pokemon cards, please let me now

Prof. Frink

I bet he house where these figures reside is shaped like the Death Star

eRock

“Why that would be a collection of roughly eighty billion Star Wars figures”

Even at 1 dollar a piece, well… thats more billings than major corporations.

Crap figure. Maybe a few thousand tops. Math fail.

jdjjdj

not behind glass? Bad call.

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I still have most of my star wars figures. But it’s only like 10 of them.

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I guess when some people REALLY like something and have a tendency to be obsessive, this is what happens.

Just hope he/she never has THAT kind of love for another person.

At least it’s orderly.

Seriously, the money probably could have been put to better use, but the collection itself looks great.