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Sunday, June 18, 2017

Ch 2 March Sly asks Primo if he has ever seen Deep Throat and I reminisce about all the times my dad and I talked about porn – oh wait – that never happened because my father had a firm understanding of what’s appropriate, appropriate being you do not talk to your children, even your adult children, about your sex life and/or porn

Remember how we talked about Sly and his apparent lack of
boundaries?

Hmm. If you don’t remember, let me remind you:

·He offered his shower to Primo and me even
though I was reluctant to share a bedroom with Primo under his roof

·He told me that he and Doris shower together all
the time

·He told Primo about his Viagra use.

Here is Exhibit D re Sly’s Lack of Boundaries and His Total
Cluelessness about Appropriate Conversations with His Adult Child.

Primo: You will not believe what
my dad asked me.

Me: What?

Primo: He asked if I had ever seen
“Deep Throat.”

Me: Your dad asked if you have ever
watched a famous porn movie?

Primo: Yes.

Me: Does your dad know what the
word “boundary” means? He was an English professor. I would expect he would
know the definitions of common words.

Primo: Nope. Anyhow, he said that
he and my mother had watched it.

Me: Oh you wanted to know that.
Wait. Your dad admits to you that he watches porn?

Primo: Yes.

Me: But why? Why would he share
that?

Primo: I don’t know. I know he
watches online porn.

Me: He told you?

Primo: No, but when I have worked
on his computer, I have seen his browsing history and his bookmarks.

Me: That is gross. I mean, I don’t
care, I guess, but that’s not the kind of thing you share with someone.

Primo: And he said that there have
been many women who threw themselves at him but he has turned them all down.
There was even a man who offered to trade wives with him, because the man's
wife was hot for my dad.

Me: Would it shock you if I told
you I find that hard to believe? Not that your dad would tell you that kind of
thing, although to be honest, I do find even that a bit shocking, but that
women would throw themselves at your dad.

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About Me

Two weeks before our wedding, my husband's parents called to tell him 1. they weren't coming and 2. he shouldn't marry me. Since then, I have gotten along with them about as well as you might think. PS They died hating me and disinherited my husband. PPS None of this is made up.
And now, Primo is running for state-level public office for the November 2018 election. And - it's not fun. For either of us.