Hint: They aren’t what you think. In fact, we’re pretty sure that the people who write sitcoms and jewelry commercials and movies about bachelor parties don’t have any idea how actual human relationships work.

Hugh Hefner, having already given the go ahead for a Playboy cover with the title “Mrs. Crystal Hefner,” slapped a sticker on top to reflect Crystal Harris getting cold feet. Turning lemons into a lemon party. Don’t look that up. Tawdry details of the non-wedding here.
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