Wednesday, April 19, 2006

No One Wants to be a Fireman?

Chicago's first firefighters entrance exam in more than a decade has attracted 24,894 applicants -- down 26.7 percent from a disputed 1995 exam despite an unprecedented outreach campaign that targeted minorities.

What the article isn't telling you is that 12.5% of the applicants are Chicago Police Officers. Almost 3,000 cops have applied to take a job that's less stressful, more time off, better chances at promotion, etc. AND the dicks list is out today. AND they promoted Lieutenants. AND the Feds just released indictments on the mayor, his brother, Stroger and reverend Meeks.

Lift the g&*$@amn residencey rule and I'm sure they'd have all the qualified applicants they could want!

Housing is too expensive in the Shity for the Middle Class!!!!

The article says that firemen make $44,838 a year. 3x that (the traditional amount you are suppposed to pay for housing) is $134,514. You can't even get a crappy condo conversion in the ghetto of Rogers Park for that little!

Oh come on, about half of you coppers have side jobs as acting stupidity guards. Cash under the table. Working at halls and jewelry stores. Some of you watching junk yards. Its just buy a badge for those businesses.

The only "DICK" anything that is out is my 9" dick out of my pants wanting to f*ck the people in the ass that are spreading rumours about the DICKS LIST BEING OUT. HERE IS THE TRUTH...TRUTH-I GOT A 9" DICK measured by an AREA 2 FEMALE DETECTIVE (remember the FUN times detective?, don't worry I won't post your name) NOT THE TRUTH--NO DICK LIST OUT. GUYS and GALS, why B.S.? With so many rumours, how can people plan anything? Is it that much of a mystery of the promotion stuff. I got friends that would make good detectives,sergeants and lts. They are also wondering about the lists in each perspective area. FOP are you listening???? How about selecting a particular month for announcements of TEST'S and PROMOTIONS. For instance, TESTS, part 1 in FEB, PART 2 in MAY, promotions in JULY. Is it really that hard???? BECAUSE IF IT IS I GOT SOMETHING HARDER....YEA...YOU GUESSED IT...MY 9" DICK.

I'll tell you who I hope takes the Fire test and thats the Sgt. that works 2510 on days. He would do well as a fireman. We never see or hear from him.The other day one of the guys was calling for help and a Taser. You think he would show up? Not on your life. This guy is incredible. I've never seen anybody disappear like he does. If I layed down like he does, man, would I be in trouble. I'm new to the watch so when I first got here and noticed that he was never around particularly when we need him, I thought something had happened to him so I was going to do a Missing Persons report and list him as a habitual missing but somebody else said that I'd better not so I didn't.Yea, I hope he takes the Fire test. He would be real good just hangin around like they do at the Fire house. At least that way if I wanted to see my Sgt. I'd know where to find him. I could go to the firehouse and see him once a day which is more than I see him now.

WHAT A BITE IN THE ASS. DID YOU HEAR THE LATEST? PROJECT SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD IS FOOTING THE BILL FOR AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID 4-DAY TRIP FOR THE AREA 2 GUN TEAM TO LAS VEGAS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. AIRFARE, MEALS AND LODGING IS INCLUDED TO ATTEND THE SEMINAR SPONSERED BY WHO ELSE? PSN!!!AND HERE WE ARE ON A LOWLY TACT. TEAM CAN'T EVEN GET A NEW SLEDGEHAMMER TO DO OUR SEARCH WARRANTS. THAT LAMEBRAIN A/2 GUN TEAM IS GONNA LEARN WHAT AT THE LAS VEGAS SEMINAR? HOW TO GET SENIOR CITIZENS HANDGUNS OR RIFLES OR SHOTGUNS BY PULLING THEIR ARTHRITIC LEGS AND ARMS???? I HAVE HEARD EVERYTHING NOW. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS GIVING MONEY AWAY NOW TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE PEOPLE THAT NEED IT. HAVE FUN IN VEGAS MUSCLEHEADS, HOPE YOU CATCH STD'S.

you sir(1156am) are an idiot. First off Area Two is the only area who does NOT recieve PSN money. Second we are not responsible for you not having a sledge for you to do a warrant. If you need one call equipment and supply, they will give you one. Stop complaining. I don't know where you got the Las Vegas thing from, because it is news to everybody on the Area Two team.

This blog is the Department bathroom wall. Do not argue with these retards, they will only fuck with you more. I work in 011 and have no idea what goes on in A/2, but if I met you guys I'd buy your first drink. The fact that you have not got into a pissing match on this blog with the jealous trolls has earned my respect. This department is consumed by the desire to wear blue jeans to work and a sense of entitlement. Don't let the little boys suck you into an argument. It will only give them masturbation material.

Believe it or not Area 2 GUN GUY I can not believe the coincidence of it all....just checking this site...back from court and all...looking on the posts and i know from being in court at 26th and cal on MONDAY their was a guy from another UNIT that was ranting about the area gun teams going to a field trip to las vegas. SO...you can probably imagine like a bunch of old ladies(like in my mom's beauty shop)conversations get twisted. thats how rumours get started...from this to area 2 now and then on and then on. but its like the OTHER POST said...this site is like a BATHROOM WALL. i just read it and make my own decisions..if i really need to know i call fop or talk to my sarge who is pretty cool with stuff. at least i got a job. and then this stuff can be entertaining too but pitty the poor guys that someone got a hard-on for....oh well...relax gun guy....don't let them get to you guys. (what i want to see is more of them big gun pinches....oh....if only you knew how jealous some cops get...OVER SHIT really. stay safe everyone.

gotta admit .i never quite got the a/2 gun team stuff...seiser stuff and the guy whos been ranting about fucking peckerheads and exploratory foots in ass...its working 4 me.this reminds of about 10/11 years ago..you could go into any aol chatroom and mess with everyone..from the born again christians to the hillbillies.i would prefer to see some good ballbusting than some the monday morning quaterbacking that seems to go on in here..peace

hey 1:30:48...Get back on the desk, there"s alot of people waiting for reports..im standing here Laughing at them..HEY R U a Fem?..come get some.. I'Ll be in the weight room with the other hard core CHICKS we have here...AND I DO WORK IN 011...TOMMABUNZ

4/19/06 1:16 HOW DARE YOU YOU KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LAS VEGAS YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT A SECRET BECAUSE IF SOMEONE BIG FINDS OUT THEY WILL PUT IN THE KABOSH ON IT LYING FUCKER WILL SEE IN TWO WEEKS WHETHER YOU GO OR NOT AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW THE TRUTH LYING FUCKER GET MORE OLD PEOPLES GUNS MENTAL MIDGET FUCK

Has anyone been watching FOX news? Showing the gang of black males beating the white security guard at a casion hotel and also the same gang just walking into a 7-11 store robbing and stealing everything from the store.

Seems like the shitheads are just as much out of control there as they are here.

The civil war will be coming soon! Whitey is getting tired of all this bullshit!

From a shithead hoe dancer claiming rape by Duke guys to all the other bullshit going on!

Buddy, don;t forget 4 dudes beating a white honor student at Kennedy H.S., beating him to a pulp and only being charged with simple battery because the school didn't want a hate crime ccharge against them.

Just imagine 4 white students beating a black student what would happen. It's a fucking joke!

He and his alternate ego, "Lil Malcolm", ran off after his true identity was outed. Good riddance. I'm sure "they" will respond to this, but that will only bring more jokes about the warts on his face.

HEY PEOPLE, JUST REMEMBER E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G YOU POST ON HERE CAN AND IS MOST LIKELY VIEWED BY THE PUBLIC!!! So please dont't make us (patrolmen) any bigger target then we already are. DO NOT give them any more ammo then they already have. True, many of the posts are things we all may know or think, it just doesnt need to be put out there so the media can hang more policemen out to dry.

Better to polish a fire truck than your little pud like you do for 8 hrs in your car. Oh yeah when your not trying to get a free meal from some resturant on your beat or at a firehouse.

If you know so much about what we do all day then that means your fanning around us all day and you really want to be a fireman deep down. Take the test and you too can be like the slugs you guys send us. Do nothings who claim they worked hard as a cop and don't want to deal with the scum of the city. Your a joke, tough guy.

Waah! Waaah! I got a gun and I'm a tough guy! I can make up names and be all mad and stuff!

If I'm not mistaken, aren't you the guys with the guns and isn't it your job to "go in and make it safe" for the Fire Dept.?

Yeah that's what I thought. And then you blame us for not wanting to go into a pack of ghetto rats and do our job? I have gone in plenty of times without your help thank-you. I've also come in after you and seen how you guys do things and ignore or look the other way while you tune someone up.Yeah, I'm an asshole because I'm doing my job and your over stepping yours. Don't be a hater. I don't want your kind around me anyway so I am more than happy that your not wanting to be CFD. I couldn't put up with another musclehead who keeps forgetting that we're not there to arrest anyone.

Who wants to be like who? You are on our blog probably sitting in the firehouse....while you are sitting there learn how to spell RESTAURANT and don't be jealous that we get freebies cause we work...."CFD is calling for an assist" AS USUAL!

They did have their own website (chicagofirehouse.ws) but it was shut down cause a spineless FF'er bought the rights to it and got scared cause the city told him to knock it off or else. You know who I miss from the board citizenforchange, he put those lazy firemen in their place. I have to agree that they are over paid and under worked. I too would like to see privatization in the CFD in 2007, thats something all the citizens of Chicago can get behind. Hahahahahah

What was that? CFD asking for an assist? Yeah that means you stop for a coffee right? Remember that next time one of your family or you need our help asswipe.

I can remember us doing somethings for you guys i.e carry one of your deceased members to the hospital so he wouldn't have to ride in your piss filled wagons. Yeah we're assholes. In fact when you get a coffee break from the desk call the nearest firehouse and call those guys a bunch of do nothing assholes and see next time what we do when we see you. Go back to your donuts.

Hey CFD, dont let the anonymous nitwit bother you. We have a few boobs that got past the psych test. You and I both know there are many, many good firemen and cops.

There is a sickness that a few CPD members come down with after being employed by the CPD. I dont know what it is called, but the symptom is these idiots get their noses all bent out of joint if they perceive that someone else is getting something more than them.Jealosy, envy?? I dont know, but us normal cops just ignore them and their conspiracy theories, save yourself the aggravation and ignore the Troll.

When Earth was created, our Lord said loud and clear,My children need a guardian, someone who cares,So he reached for the heavens and gathered star light,Then reached into the earth, in search of some mightHe added compassion, virtue and love,Nerves of a warrior, the heart of a dove,A person was born that would awake to the alarm,To save us from danger, to save us from harm,He needed to name him, knowing he'd never bend,I'll call him an angel, I'll call him a "Fireman",They come to our aid, they march into hell,They're men and they're women who respond to the bellSo when you and your loved ones are safe in your homes,Or when out and about to explore or to roam,They'll always be ready to save and to fend,We call them our heroes, we call them FIREMEN

With George Ryan's 12 million dollar defense, isn't it reasonable to believe that his jury consultant ran every perspective jury and accepted those with a tainted past so as to have an emergency escape hatch if the verdict did not go his way.

Now they are crying the jury was made up of liars and cheats and George did not get a fair trial.

However, all the Constitution promised him was a fair trial and a jury of his peers.

The CFD is not our enemy!There are more important things to worry about then who does what.

Both are good jobs, both have good people and both have jags.

My experience is that CFD helped me when I was injured at work, both the engine crew and ambulance crew moved their asses to help me. Six firefighters and paramedics carried me out. So when you're laying on your back, not knowing where the F*** you are, and the CFD arrives, are you goning to ask them if they were watching tv brfore you let them help you? I think not.

Thanks to the engine and ambulance crews at the house at California / Roosevelt.

it's probably a couple of the guys we both sit across from when negotiating our contracts attempting to divide us for a future concur......higher co-pays, two teir pay or some such nonsense.DON'T BUY INTO IT !

off the topic as always but someone earlier mentioned when si the next sign issue up @ city hall?i dunno. but earlier today i'm out and about doing errands and happen to notice the names on these signs. no disrespect to these people but who the hell are (the ones i can recall): margie/armon schmidtgeorge schmidtlita vita (yes, real name)

CFD don't listen to the b/s. 99% of this department has nothing but honor and respect for you all. You have to remember that the patrol division (That's those of us you see on a daily basis)deals with victims who on the most part are assholes, and have yearly contact with the police. The other's are arrestee's who can really ruin a good day. When you live in this situation you become very quick to be defensive, and then insulting.On behalf of CPD I apoligize for my brethren. But please understand them; As harsh as we sound, we will alway's give the shirt's off our back's. Stay safe.

Why do you young whores hate the firemen. I am a policeman but you guys seem to be so self assured of your own heroism or is it maybe you have your doubts about yourself. Just do your job and I'm sure they will do theirs.

4/19/06 9:37 ---we got some blondes up here,a couple on days, a couple on afternoons, and none i see on nites, but they ain't nothing special,,,not like i would have anything to do with anyway. i know there is one on afternoons that thinks she is gods gift but god can keep her. really...no blondes i would care to take out at all. now we got a hot black haired girl...on afternoons,,,irish looking....real cute....it is sort of true how we got stuck with the frumps.

With George Ryan's 12 million dollar defense, isn't it reasonable to believe that his jury consultant ran every perspective jury and accepted those with a tainted past so as to have an emergency escape hatch if the verdict did not go his way.

Let me tell you something about fire fighters. I am a Police officer (CPD) and have nothing but respect for our (CFD) brothers. Several years ago my 3 year old daughter stopped breathing and turned blue. I was not home and was tied up a 26th St. My wife home alone could not get the baby to respond to CPR. The F/F on Eng. 97 arrived and saved her life.

One night in the hospital I was talking with a paramedic that I always see on jobs. Somehow the subject came up about "Person down, CFD not responding" The look I got from him was total disbelief and then he tells his partner what I said, he too was surprised. This is the time I find out that most request from CFD for assist comes not from the F/F or Paramedics but form dispatch. I cant speak for everyone but when I hear fire 10-1 I treat it like its a police 10-1. Also when my son was 2 he swollowed something that lodged in his throat and he had trouble breathing, I was panicing but it was dislodged by our paramedics. I have no desire to run into burning buildings and Im sure most firefighters/paramedics have no desire to deal with shithead domestics. Lets stop shitting on each other and show some respect.

I was fire Paramedic in the late Seventies. The Firefighters Treated us like shit because we took their PRECIOUS "CADILLAC aMBULANCE JOBS AWAY. wORKED EVERY shithole area in the city. Leave the FireHouse at 8:00AM don't get back till 10:00 Pm.Fireman Rested up for their Scab Union Jobs. Police job not perfect but Paramedic job Absolutely the toughest.

Relax everyone. We are all on the same team, CPD and CFD. This childish banter is really not necessary. I have nothing but respect for the CFD and give them the same courtesy that I give to PO's. We all should do the same.This comment comes from a working Det.

Perhaps we shall get a keg while we are working and dance around like jagoffs, making fools of ourselves and our families....we have our problems but we certainly don't VIDEOTAPE OURSELVES....DIPSHITS

4/19/2006 08:29:38 PM

Look who's talking..... what was that "little mistake" you guys made yesterday? Did someone forget to read the search warrant? When did 5921 look like 5919? HMMMM???How much is this screw up gonna cost the taxpayers? Yeah we want to be like you.......

I can't believe the anger being written here between CPD and CFD. We are all on the same side guys. How about a little respect for both sides?I have gone into several Fire houses while working (never to mooch dinner)and have always been treated with respect. And yes, every time I walked in I was offered THEIR food.

The bickering is ridiculous on both sides. They sometimes need help from us, and we from them.

If an individual acts like an ass than treat em like an ass, but don't paint a whole emergency services profession with a broad negative brush.

And THE LAST person who ANYBODY should be disrespecting is a paramedic. I know they get grief and mistreated by some firemen, and I'd gladly lift all courtesy privileges from such firmen were it up to me. But nobody 'cept the busiest districts on 3rd watch have anything like the hectic lives that paramedics do.

For the comment above about the OEMC FD dispatchers, I can tell you this. The reason those guys would be surprised is because its incomprehensible that any jobs aren't going to them. They run 24/7 pretty much, and wouldn't believe that another 20 or 25% of calls are being passed off to the police for evaluation. If I were that busy I'd find it hard to believe that anybody was holding back even more work from me.

To put it in perspective, in the late '90s da mare called for an ambulance with breathing problems. They sent the closest one. From somewhere out by Midway airport. A week or two later the city orders BLS ambulances because it suddenly dawned on the geniuses that maybe the ALS ambulances were overworked. They never got that idea from the lawsuits they settled or the complaints from citizens. Nope, it took the little midget running short of breath before they realized, ooh, ooh, maybe dere's a problem!

And the problem ain't so much that there ain't enough ambulances. The problem is that the city sends its ambulances on all kinds of complete bullshit.

Tell me if that don't sound familiar! Anyone recognize a job where the city sends emergency resources on all kinds of complete bullshit? Anyone? Anyone?

Bueller?

Thank O.W. Wilson and the squeaky-wheel theory of government service for all of it.