Monday, July 22, 2013

AFROMAN – Colt 45

[Afroman]Wait a minute manHey check this out man tell itIt was this blind man right, it was this blind man rightHe was feelin’ his way down the street with a stick right, heyHe walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’He stopped he took a deep breath he saidSnfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, haYou like that shit manHey man Ive got a gang of that shit manHey I’ll tell you whatWe’ll all have a good timeWe’ll pull on the drugAnd hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I’ll tell you all these motherfuckin’ jokes I gotFirst I’m gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we needWe can go to the park, after darkSmoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burn we can take our turnSingin’ them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chongAnd sell tapes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stemsFeeling high as hell flyin’ through PalmdaleSkatin’ on dayton rimsSo roll, roll, the ’83 Cadillac coupe DevilleIf my tapes and my CDs just don’t sell, I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in small white townThey call it east side PalmdaleWhen the Afroman walked through the white landHouses went up for saleWell I was standing on the corner sellin’ rap CDsWhen I met a little girl named JanI let her ride in my caddyBecause I didn’t know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux KlanWe fucked on the bedFucked on the floorFucked so long I grew a fuckin’ afroThen I fucked to the left (left)Fucked to the right (right)She sucked my dick ’til the shit turned whiteThought to myself sheeba-sheebaGot my ass lookin’ like a zebraI put on my clothes and I was on my wayUntil her daddy pulled up in a ChevroletAnd so I ran I jumped out the back windowBut her daddy he was waitin’ with a two-by-fourHe beat me to the leftHe beat me to the rightThe motherfucker whooped my ass all nightBut I ain’t mad at her prejudice dadThats the best damn pussy I ever hadGot a bag of weed and a bottle of wineI’m gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in HollywoodShe had green hair but damn she looked goodI took her to my house because she was fineBut she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from JapanNever made love with an AfricanI fucked her once, fucked her twiceI ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)I met a woman in the heart of AustraliaHad a big butt and big titties tooSo I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from HawaiiStuck it in her ass and she said “aiee”Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunchThen her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of KentuckySaid I’ll fry some chicken if you’d just fuck meI came in her mouth, it was a crisisI gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we needWe can go to the park, after darkSmoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burn we can take our turnSingin’ them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in TennesseeHer titties were filled with HennesseyThat country music really drove me crazyBut I rode that ass and said yes miss daisyMet this lady in OklahomaPut that pussy in a comaMet this lady in MichiganI can’t wait ’til I fuck that bitch againMet a real black girl down in south CarolinaFucked her until she turned into a white AlbinaFucked this hooker in IowaI fucked her on credit, so I owe herFucked this girl down in GeorgiaCame in her mouth, man I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy hoeShe just ran across the border of MexicoFine young thing said her names MariaI wrapped her up just like a hot tortillaI wanna get married but I cant afford itI know I’m gonna cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we needWe can go to the park, after dark,Smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burn we can take our turnSingin’ them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like cheech and chong(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to fuckBut the pussy just ain’t no goodI mean you gettin’ upset because you cant get her wetPlus you in the wrong neighborhoodSo you try to play it off and eat the pussyBut it take her so long to comeThen a dude walk in thats her big boyfriendAnd he asks you where you fromSo you wipe your mouth and you try to explainYou start talkin’ real fastBut he already mad cause you fuckin’ his womanSo he start beatin’ on you assNow your clothes all muddyYour nose all bloodyYour dick was hard but now it’s softYou thought you had a girl to rock your worldNow you still gotta go jack off