November 21st 2018
No. 7,184

pants: making a thanksgiving turkey, tracing fingers onto construction paper
pants: sucking my own dick
pants: never cutting the turkey out, never hanging it on the wall, just working my own hog
pants: the turkey needs a little eye and a little smiling mouth??????? too bad giving head to myself
deuce: did you mean your weird, meaty hands with their little stubby fingers
pants: the very same (smiling, practically beaming)
pants: so happy you noticed
pants: help me put on this tie