Honda turns in worst corner of all time

The prestigious "Worst Corner Kick Ever" crown has been with Wayne Rooney ever since his diabolical effort against Italy at the World Cup, but Keisuke Honda filed a genuinely strong contender for the title during AC Milan's friendly against Valencia Sunday night.

It's worth reminding you at this juncture that Honda is indeed a professional footballer.

Truly abysmal, but it didn't stop Honda from having another crack of the whip -- ballooning an almost-identical, but not quite as terrible, corner into the ether above the penalty area and then looking accusingly down at the turf in textbook fashion.