Pain In Foot Ball

GtgtWELCOME BACK TO OUR COVERAGE OF THE GAME OF THE YEAR BETWEEN YALE AND NORTH CAROLINA. gtgtIF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US, WE HAVE WITNESSED AN UNBELIEVABLY WELL FOUGHT MATCH TONIGHT, AND IT’S COME DOWN TO PENALTY KICKS. FOR YALE, TAKING THE FIRST APPROACH. gtgtOH THERE IT IS! gtgtSPECTACULAR! NORTH CAROLINA’S GOAL KICK RICHONDS JUST LEFT ONE NOW, SO THE NOW THE BURDEN RESTS ON YALE’S SCOTT STERLING. gtgtHERE COMES NERVES OF STEEL THAT MAN, DEALING WITH MORE PRESSURE NOW THAN A SUBMARINE. gtgtINDEED. HOME CROWD SHOWING SOME APPRECIATION JOHNSON PLACES THE BALL ON THE SPOT,.

GETTING READY. THAT MAN LITERALLY HAS A CANNON FOR A LEG, gtgtYES HE DOES. HERE HE GOES WINDING UP FOR THE SHOT AND, OH! THE CANNON HAS FIRED AND HIT STIRLING DIRECTLY TO THE FACE. gtgtWE CLOCKED THAT AT A STUNNING 116 KILOMETERS PER HOUR. gtgtNOW THAT’S A LOT OF MILES PER HOUR. gtgtLITTLE CHANCE THAT MAN’S NOSE IS NOT BROKEN RIGHT NOW. gtgtOH INDEED. NOW STERLING GETTING CHECKED OUT FOR THAT ONE. SPECTACULAR SAVE THOUGH, BUT SADLY HE’S NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET. gtgtON HIS FEET NOW, A BIT SHAKEN.

GtgtBUT NOT STIRRED. gtgtTHIS CROWD ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS MAN. gtgtAND STERLING’S TEAMMATES WELCOME HIM BACK A HERO FOR NOW. gtgtYALE’S UP AGAIN FOR THE SECOND ATTEMPT, LOOKING TO MAKE IT 2NIL. gtgtHE APPROACHES THE BALL WITH SOME DETERMINATION, HERE HE GOES. gtgtOH IT’S HIGH AND WIDE, WAY OFF TARGET. gtgtYES, APPARENTLY HE THOUGHT HE WAS KICKING A FIELD GOAL. gtgtHA HA HA! WRONG KIND OF FOOTBALL, I’D SAY. gtgtHA HA! GOOD SHOW. gtgtBACK NOW TO SCOTT STERLING, HE LOOKS A BIT WORSE FOR WEAR, BUT READY FOR ROUND TWO. gtgtAND SHAW TAKES A MOMENT, HERE HE GOES WITH THE APPROACH.

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GtgtOH! gtgtSTERLING WITH A FANTASTIC DIVE. THE BALL FLIES STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS HANDS AND STRIKES HIM, STRAIGHT IN THE SCHNOZ. gtgtAND LET’S SEE IT AGAIN ON THE OLD INSTANT REPLAY. OH, EVERY EXCRUCIATING DETAIL CAPTURED IN HD PERFECTION! gtgtCLOCKED AT 129 KILOMETERS PER HOUR. STERLING DOES NOT LOOK WELL. gtgtTWO WONDERFUL SAVES AND TWO DEFINITE CONCUSSIONS. gtgtTHEY MAY REPLACE HIM AT THIS POINT, HE’S DONE ALL HE CAN. gtgtYES, AS HIS TRAINER TAKES HIM OFF THE FIELD LIKE A MUSTACHE LION DRAGGING A GAZELLE THROUGH THE SERENGETI. gtgtADIEU SCOTT STERLING. ADIEU.

GtgtYALE NOW WITH THEIR THIRD PK, RICHONDS IS IN THE GOAL BOUNCING LIKE AN INFANT GIRL. THE CROWD HOLDS THEIR BREATH AS HE GOES IN, HERE IT COMES. OH, VERY ANTI CLIMATIC. gtgtLET’S SEE WHO THEY GOT TO REPLACE SCOTT, gtgtSCOTT STERLING IS BACK! gtgtHE’S STILL IN THE GAME! gtgtOH MY! AND HE’S TAKING A VERY ODD TACTIC NOW. gtgtSEEMS TO BE CURLING UP TO PROTECT HIS FACE. gtgtNOT EXACTLY A RECOMMENDED TECHNIQUE, BUT HERE IT COMES. NO, NO, LAMBERT NEEDS TO TIE HIS SHOE. AND THAT’S WHY YOU DO A DOUBLE KNOT KIDS.

GtgtSTERLING STILL WAITING FOR THE KICK TO HAPPEN. HE’S PROBABLY WONDERING WHEN gtgtOH! gtgtSWEET BUTTER CRUMPETS! HE GOT STERLING RIGHT IN THE FACE! gtgtTHAT MAN’S NOSE MUST BE ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED! HE’S GOING TO LOOK LIKE A WITCH THAT FLEW HER BROOM INTO HER NOSE AND THEN CRASHED INTO A HAMMER! gtgtI HARDLY EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS ATTEMPT. LET’S GO BACK TO gtgtSCOTT STERLING! gtgtTHE MAN, gtgtTHE MYTH, gtgtTHE LEGEND! gtgtTHREE PERFECT BLOCKS BY STERLING AND HIS CATLIKE FACE REFLEXES. gtgtABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, THOUGH I MUST SAY STIRLING DOES NOT LOOK WELL AT ALL.

GtgtWELL YOU KNOW FOOTBALL PLAYERS LIKE TO HAVE A BIT OF DRAMA, DON’T THEY. gtgtTHEY’RE GOING TO TAKE HIM OUT, NO WAIT, THEY’VE BROUGHT HIM A CHAIR. gtgtOH, A BOLD MOVE BY THE MANAGER. BAIN SETS UP FOR THE FOURTH ATTEMPT. gtgtAND THIS, FRANKLY, IS A GIMME. HE LITERALLY JUST HAS TO KICK IT ANYWHERE EXCEPT WHERE STERLING IS SITTING. gtgtTHERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT NORTH CAROLINA CAN MESS UP THIS SHOT. gtgtOH! gtgt150 KILOMETERS PER HOUR! gtgtTHIS MAN CAN DO NO WRONG! gtgtLOOK AT HIM BEG FOR MERCY WHEN IT’S MERCY THAT.

SHOULD BE BEGGING FOR HIM! gtgtHE HAS LOOKED DEATH IN THE EYE AND SAID TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT, TO WHICH DEATH REPLIES BY PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. gtgtIF YALE MAKES THIS FINAL SHOT, IT’S ALL OVER, BUT NO! HE MISSES WHICH MEANS WE’RE GOING TO SCOTT STERLING! gtgtHIS FACE IS LIKE A BRICK WALL. gtgtA BRICK WALL THAT CAN FEEL PAIN AND CRIES A LOT. gtgtBUT, WHERE STERLING gtgtHE SEEMS TO BE CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE GOAL. WHAT IS HE DOING gtgtHE’S THROWING AWAY THE MATCH!.

GtgtOW! gtgtSTIRLING HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE! gtgtI CAN’T BELIEVE IT! LOOK AT THAT! HE PLAYED IT JUST RIGHT! WHAT INCREDIBLE INSTINCTS TO CRAWL AWAY FROM THE GOAL LIKE THAT. gtgtAND HIS TEAMMATES RUSH THE FIELD. HAPPY AS A LARK AS THEY SLIDE IN. gtgtA BERNINI SCULPTURE OF A FINISH. gtgtAS HIS TEAMMATES CARRY HIM OFF ON THE STRETCHER OF GLORY WE THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS ABSOLUTELY HEART STOPPING FINISH. gtgtSCOTT STIRLING AND HIS FACE OF STEEL HAVE WON IT ALL. I BET TIM HOWARD COULD HAVE SAVED THAT ONE DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE AND SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR.