2high

no... this story has nothing to do with 2high from the freeze forum.. it has to do with last night.

the night started as many do, a little over a 1/4 of weed and a pack of blunt wraps. me and some friends headed over to a buddy of mine's house to start the evening. Being already high from trying out my fath.... uhh... friends vaporizer, it only seemed smart to smoke more; so that we did... there was four of us at the time, and 2 blunts, with enough left over to make a 3rd if needed. anyways we began to smoke, not us, it's not liek we caught on fire and our skin started to smoke or anything, now that's just plain silly. the rest of the night was a blank... i remember some parts.. like being so high i acctually thought i was going to die... or dead already... well, i'd love to finish this story, but unfortuantly i can only remember certain things... going to food plus about 5 times... going to 7-11 a couple of times, and since we were there we had to hit dominoes, later on the owner of the house had to go home and pass out... so we decided that the only thing logical was to shmack another... now after that i really don't remember a thing... maybe you can help? what do YOU think i did??

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy

i dont know but I havent smoked in like 10 day s maybe 2 weeks and I am realizing that without weed i get pissed off soo easy. Plus all i do is think about skiing and snow and stuff and i get pretty depressed i guess actually it sucks. But I have had a couple days like that I tripped and fell down a hreally steep hill going down to the beach and i guess was bleeding and shit quite a lot and didnt even know it really.

ever since april i've been scared to be left unsupervised while in wanderin' around whistler intoxicated.

but that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. i believe you hooked up with some hot ass cougar who was up for the week from the city and went back to her hotel (it was the chateau too - very nice) and started to fool around, but since you were so very, very, baked you didn't perform as good as normal - so she eventually got pissed off at you, kicked you out and did the rest on her own with either the vibrator or the room service dude (needless to say - he never requested a tip). all pissed off at your lack of sex skills while high you wandered around eventually making your way back to 7-11 somehow. while in line to purchase a slurpy a tall man with dark brown hair and really bad b.o. robbed the store and grabbed you to take with him as a hostage incase the cops came. while on his way to his van you kicked him in the knee really hard which caused him to drop his gun which you than picked up and threw in the garbage can. it was the man's first time in whistler and he could not figure out how to open the lid for the garbage until you were far away. so in the end your night was overall good because you scored a free slurpy.

*note - none or all of this might have happened, i do not know because i just made it up and live over halfway across the country (probably like 2/3rds the way across the country). it's either that or you passed out on a bench for 2 hours until a dog humping your leg woke you up. it's your choice

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.