Synopsis:Before the Wimpy Kid was Dirk McGirk's hand-scrawled and illustrated sheets of torn-out spiral notebook paper. In this two-page final installment, Dirk McGirk writes his suicide note and will make good his threat unless he receives that elusive A-grade.

Notes:Written by the writer of Marvel Comics' under-appreciated mid-1980's detective series DAKOTA NORTH.Illustrated by the writer and artist of the popular Heavy Metal strip, "The Bus." ("Bus" fans take note--Kirchner's iconic Bus appears in the Bus-a-Whirl panel!)