I would like to introduce myself as your Oracle Linux and Oracle Virtual Machine Account representative for <name of employer I left in 2008>

I would like to set up a 5 minutes introduction call with you to discuss the following benefits of Oracle’s support for Red hat Linux:

60% cheaper than Red Hat Support.

No Migration required from Red Hat to Oracle Linux

Indemnification

Free Enterprise Manager (Equivalent to Satellite Server)

Free Cluster Ware

Life time support

24*7 support

Zero downtime on updates. No reboot needed.

· Backporting, with the help of which you can stay the OS version! of your own choice their won’t be any forced upgrade or update sent from us.

· Our support cost is based on the number of Physical servers and Physical Processors, we support all the virtual environments created on top of a Physical machine unlike Red hat where you have to pay extra for Virtual environments.

I would really appreciate if you can please let me know the best time when we can have a discussion.

Once again thanks

Warm Regards,

I’ll not be bothering to schedule the call because:

You can’t write in English

You have hideously out of date contact info

You wish to discuss 10 things in 5 minutes

Fortunately you didn’t mass mail this spam to anyone with a public blog.