A wildlife photographer took a picture of a completely different type of cock when he spotted a penis shaped cloud above his house. The keen-eyed snapper, known only as Villager Jim, couldn’t resist getting a shot of the pornographic precipitation for poseterity’s sake.
The 48-year-old had been pottering around his home in Foolow Derbshire, when the lewd formation briefly passed by.

What’s pottering? I want to potter around the house? Does that mean “masturbating in different rooms” because I totally potter. Totally potter.