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Video Game Characters Secret Confessions!

We all have secrets. There are whole websites devoted to people just telling their secrets and Conan O’Brien has a segment where celebrities can reveal their darkest truths. In this post, Anthony has uncovered some of the most iconic video game character confessions you have never heard!

Solid Snake: “Sometimes, when I hide inside the cardboard box…I cry.”

Princess Peach: “When I get bored, I call Bowser and have him kidnap me. It’s always good for a few hours of fun. Don’t tell Mario.”

Mario: “I think-a the Princess is cheating on me!”

Navi (Fairy from Ocarina of Time): “I’m an attention whore. That’s why I always shout out ‘Hey!’ and ‘Listen!'”

Pacman: “I can’t get full…”

Lara Croft: “Yep. Their fake.”

Sephiroth: “I only dress like this to make it hard on cosplayers.”

Cloud: “My spiky hair and large sword are totally compensating for something.”

Master Chief: “It’s CHIEF! Not CHEF! Stop asking me to make you ravioli!”

Dante: “I’m gay. And FANTASTIC!”

Batman: “Someone make a game for me that doesn’t suck!”

Superman: “Superman 64 rules.”

Link: “I have permanent laryngytis, but if I could talk…I would tell Tingle to get a life and Navi to shut the hell up!”

Samus Aran: “The reason I wear this suit is because I am insecure with my body.”

Kratos: “I only have threesomes because I can’t feel love.”

Tails: “Hey, wait up!”

Sonic: “Lost him again…”

Mr. Resetti (Animal Crossing): “I was the hall monitor in high school and I loved it. But no one loved me.”

Dog from Duck Hunt: “I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, HIT ME!”

So there you have it, folks. Disturbed? Delighted? What did you think? What’s your take on this, what do you think these and other characters would confess to? And are there any you would like to see in the future?