Decommits all?

Yes I'm a Downriver Dandy, (sung to the tune of yankee doodle), and I was driving down Eureka, when I had a "Eureka" moment. I was cruising past Popeye's Chicken (yummy), so of course Barwis came to mind, and then recruiting popped into my head.

What if all our recruits decommit on X-mas Eve? That would be so so so craaazy. For many of us it would be like Christmas in December, 25-29 NEW and IMPROVED recruits to speculate upon a midnights clear.

In all my years of smoking pot ( which is 6 and going strong, sorry it's not 20 or 30 but I am only 22) Yes reality is never replaced by a dreamworld ,but often I find myself saying what if alot. I'm not saying this solely was the result of a ganja high but was the result of the OP's fucked up perceptions and in my opinion even more fucked up daydreams coupled by the tendencies to browse the internet when your alone and your high. All i was saying was that smoking pot wouldn't make me fantasize about an all decommit fest from michigan but if I was already worried about certain players decommiting (ie. cullen with the facebook stalking, Drake possibly not qualifying) that could lead someone to saying what if everyone decommits.

decommit well, that probably would be the worst day of many of our lives. But this is the worst thread ever created so i'm not too worried. Just curious, why the hell would you even think about that? And what makes you think Tex,Seantrel,and Seastrunk would just jump on board? I am very very pleased with how this class is turning out. Just waiting for the HELLO: Sean Parker on the home page one of these days.

I've never heard someone get all excited about a nightmare scenario like that. If that happened, I am pretty sure that other guys looking at us would flee as well. They would think that heads are about to roll on the coaching staff or all the groupies gave the whole team herpes.

You're getting a lot of attempted irreverent replies, but I can feel the underlying angst.

"What IF they all decommitted, and no one took their places? Oh Gawd, I'm not going to sleep until December 26. I'll light candles, burn incense, pray to Zeus and Thor. Whatever it takes--I'll make sure this doesn't happen!"

After everyone from Michigan's class goes crazy and decommits, the disease spreads like wildfire through the south and west and we get the best players from Texas, USC, Alabama, Florida, Penn State, and Ohio State. Everyone else jumps off a bridge and breaks a leg, ensuring Michigan four straight years of National Championships.

just because we now have new spots that does not mean that 5*'s would jump aboard. The only factor that would change is immediate playing time which in that case 5*'s are expected to be above 3 and 4*'s. This thread is the stupidest of MGoBlog ever. And why in hell would you be excited about looking at our new board? It would actually depress me. So I must go with the conclusion that you suffer from a terrible disease and you take several types of illegal drugs making you completely irrational.

You really felt the need to state this? In all caps, nonetheless? You felt the need to clarify for the original poster, who is obviously either trolling or clinically insane, that every single one of our commits decommiting would not be a good thing?

My point, which I thought was obvious, was that the original poster was not being serious, so it is nonsensical to respond seriously, or to try to "convince" him that it would not be a good thing for all of our recruits to decommit.

I didn't say he was insane. I said you would HAVE to be insane to think otherwise, so obviously he was joking/trolling. (Not a particularly funny joke, though. Actually, it was pretty stupid).