Sep 12, 2012

Caution, slippery when NSFWet Wednesday

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NHLPA calling to the faraway 4HFansbettman's war is declared, fuckin' pro-AmericanNHLPA calling to the underworldCome out of the CHupboard you 4HFboys and girlsOwners calling, now don't lecture usPhoney bettmanmania has bitten the dustDaly calling, see he ain't got no swing'Cept for the reign of that fuckface thingThe ice age isn't coming, no fun is zooming inMeltdown expected, the profits growing thinPlayers stop skating, but I have no fear'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river… (like I'm CHanging that!) ...Blowhard burke calling to the imitation zoneForget it, big brother you can go at it aloneJacobs calling to the zombies of deathQuit holding out and take some more methPhoenix calling and they don't wan't outBut while they were playing we saw money running outNHL calling say they ain't got no highExcept just to fuck the fans who need a bloody shot of ryeThe ice age isn't coming, no fun is zooming inPlayers stop skating, but I have no fearAnother NHL nuclear error, but I have no fear'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river The ice age isn't coming, no fun is zooming inPlayers stop skating, but I have no fearAnother NHL nuclear error, but I have no fear'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river Now get this, NHLPA calling, yes, Josh was there, tooAnd you know what they said well some of it was trueNHLPA calling at the top of the dialAnd after all this, will PFK! give us a smile?NHLPA calling, players never felt so much alive alive alive alive

Meanwhile, the union says it has filed an application with Quebec's labour relations board, along with at least 16 players of the Montreal Canadiens, asking it to declare a lockout illegal in the province.

A hearing on the application is scheduled for Friday morning in Montreal.

You know that Bizarro World has been entered when extreme über-douchebag and leaf/broon-sucking POS ByGregWyshynski references BR to slag 'swag' about, yup, you guessed it, our Canadiens. Have I ever mentioned that ByGregWyshynski is nothing short of the biggest turd in hockey blogging?

Speaking of PFK, I suppose Management receives a copy of the application filed with the QLB.....if PFK's name is one of those 16 on it, fat chance he'll get a contract very before Saturday or the long term one he would like to have.

I must admit at first I just glanced over the parody but after studying the lines a little more I realise that you now have a classic line - and it will stick with me until this shit is over...'Cause bettman is drowning and I live by the river" - outstanding!

It's all inspired Moeman! You are a true blogging legend - don't pay any attention to the naysayers - with lines like "Quit holding out and take some more meth" - I mean - you are doing God's work here! (BTW - in the Archie comic strip someone obviously took out the word "with" just before "3 other guys")

You know what Gary? So what. I haven't seen an NHL game on TV since early April. I'm actually in no hurry for your league to start up. If I want to go to a hockey game I can go watch junior hockey at a reasonable price. There's football on now, NASCAR is still running and I enjoy watching golf now as well.

So I'd be careful if I were you. You continue to alienate us longtime fans...you risk losing us altogether. Hey, I stopped buying hockey cards some time ago. I may not support your money losing southern franchises when I start wintering down south. I can spend my baby boomer money on other things Gary. Asshole.