The Federation of Socialist republic of Andrew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.736 billion Andrewians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Andrew. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist republic of Andrewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,810 trillion Andrewoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,770 Andrewoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Socialist republic of Andrew, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and students cut up leftover Andrewoes during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist republic of Andrew's national animal is the Phoenix and the Golden Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Andrewism.