Also, I could've used Ron White's line from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: "Diamonds... That'll shut her up."

Yes, I got lazy. Really lazy. And it still took me to the deadline pretty much. I think I liked the comic when I wrote it, but once I started drawing it, I started hating it (The joke's still fine, the drawing was just tedious, hence the PhotoShop coloring in frame 3). It happens sometimes.