The motorcycle works great though, especially if it's a Ducati (Doesn't have to be an expensive one, just needs to say it on the side). I'm the "older guy"(29) on my campus and every girls want to take rides on it. I'm currently not in the hunt, so I have to tell 18-23 old girls no on a regular basis. I think it is destroying my soul

Also I've been talking to a girl in my EnvrioSci class. She talks to me about the penguins all the time and other life issues. Last Wednesday she tried to elevate the discussion by dropping a bunch of things that she would really like to do off campus and basically saying "do you want to take me out sometime"