Wally: Who be that blaggard? He can report, Az seemeth by his plite, of the revoltin' The newest stoat.

One-Eyed Matt: This be the constable Who like a raggedy landvermin fought 'Gainst me lockupidity. Hail, brave tit! Say to the Captain the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leef it.

Constable: Doughtful it stood; As two spent sailors, that do cling togevver And choke on their fart. The merciless -- Worthy ta be a pirate, for to that The multiplyin' vishins in rum Do swarm upon him--from Western Portsmouth Of bilge and grog be supplied; An' loot, on his damned prey smilin', Show'd like Bartie's whore: but all's too large: For brave MacBrenda--well she desarrrves that name-- Turnin' her knows up at loot, with her brandish'd cutlass, Which smoked wit' bloody pillagin', Like DaveL's minion carved out his passage Till he faced the galleyslave; Which ne'er shook hooks, nor sent 'im on her waye, Till she unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps, And fix'd his head upon the mizzenmast.

A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

MacBrenda: So foul and fair a sandwich I nivver saw...never moind gis it ere I be starvin.

Planko: What are theseSo wither'd and so wild in their attire,That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aughtThat man may question? You seem to understand me,By each at once her chappy finger layingUpon her skinny lips: you should be women,And yet your beards forbid me to interpretThat you are so.

First Pirate: We be Pyrates ye daft git...compare me to a wench agin an I'll slit yer gizzard.

A Manatee:See, see, our honour'd hostess!The love that follows us sometime is our trouble,Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach youHow you shall be rewarded for your pains,And thank us for your service.

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens