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Sam Kekovich, Australia's ambassador for lamb is at it again, producing the 2015 Lamb Commercial for Australia Day.

The commercial has been labelled racist and insulting toward vegans, but we do live in the 'era of outrage'. According to a News Corp survey, the overwhelming majority love it, so we will leave it up to you to judge and enjoy.

A Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust.

"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are." he said. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobbed the Porsche owner.

The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

The Solicitor looked down in horror.
"F***ing hell!" he screamed. "Where's my Rolex?"

With the election campaign trail hotting up, do you find yourself wanting to throw a sandwich or a shoe at either (or both) of our political leaders.

Well, now you can.

The free to download iPad / iPhone application called "Abbott vs Rudd" can be found in the App Store by searching for 'election'.

The game allows the user to either throw a sandwich or a shoe at either candidate, scoring higher points for a head shot. Gamers also have the pleasure of being able to stop the candidate talking with an accurate shoe shot as real voice audio is contained in the game.

Bonus points are awarded for repeat accuracy. Julia Gillard even makes random entries onto the screen shouting out "mysogynist", and additional points are given for smearing a sandwich on our first female Prime Minister.

(Screen shot of application)

While clearly not a game for the whole family, this little application may just help you vent your electoral frustrations between now and the 7th Sept, without requiring any bail money.