Union of the Scarlet Groom and the Forgotten Bride

You walk into Calligula's and see an elaborate and decorated poster hanging, at the cashier's register you also see some small folders with the same title as on the poster:The Wedding of Irrigo and Scarlet

On the inside of the page is written the following:Page 1 - IntroductionPage 2- Elaboration of the EventsPage 3 - Guest List

This is an announcement of the Marriage between A___ R________ and August O_______! They are better known under their aliases as Kid Nullman and Honeyaddict! The wedding shall consist of 5 activities:* The Blessing of the Bazaar * The Colourful Carousel * The Kaleidoscopic Cortège * The Cosmogene Cotillon * The Gant Feast

As you turn the page, you notice that the next page is a fold-out paper[spoiler] The Blessing of the BazaarThe wedding starts rather simply as a Grand Wedding like those can be found all across the Neath! This is where everyone gathers, the couple gets to sign the paper that says they're married now, until death does them apart. After the signing of the paper, the ordinary practice of a small Banquette begins, however we advise guests not to stuff themselves yet.

The Colourful Carousel After the traditional Bazaar Wedding and dance we ask the guests to change into their white attires of choice, preferably ones you won't mind to become a shade different to white. Coloured flour, or pigmented flour rather, will be brought to the party upon which the guests and the newly wed will begin to throw said flour at one another, staining the white clothes. Don't worry about the Formal attire of earlier, it will be safely stored and protected from the flour or other damage.

The Kaleidoscopic CortègeAfter everyone has acquired a new colour of clothing, be it motley or monotone, a march or Cortège shall commence. We shall make our way to the Veilgarden Honeydens, where we shall all be transported to Parabola in safety to start with the next activity. During the Parade we shall announce the news of the wedding to London.The Cosmogene CotillonOnce in Parabola, everyone can partake in a grand dance ball in all colours they desire, it shall be Cotillion type of dance. If everyone is sufficiently tired or if the Fingerkings show up to crash the party we shall retire from Parabola for the next activity!

The Gant Feast After the Cotillon there shall be a Grand Feast with food imported from all corners of the world, Neath and Surface alike! The Feast shall last until Sunset or Sunrise, depending on when we exit the Honeyden. There will be enough wine to drown the entirety of London, sufficient Honey to supply a Honeyden for a few months and more than a shipload's worth of Surface food! A Feast worth to always remember, even memorable once the other feasts have been forgotten! [/spoiler]After putting the fold-out back you look at the next page, the guest-list, it is not too lengthy for now.The Bride has requested Mr. C______ as her Best ManI, the Groom, would like to request Lady Jolanda Swan as Maid of Honour The Guests of Honour: Mr. C______ Mr. Kerzenfeuer Lady Jolanda Swan (2) Sir Harry P. (1)

As the Guest-List is seemingly finished, there is a note in little print:

Openings: 135

To be invited to the wedding one must send either the groom or bride a present and they shall be added to the list. There is also a fifth spot open for a Guest of Honour to acquire this spot one must send a notable amount of gifts amongst those that'll come. The Wedding shall commence in two weeks from now! (OOC: In real time 13th of January at 23:59 London time.)

[OOC: TL;DR I'm throwing a wedding, send me (Honeyaddict) or Kid Nullman a present of Rats or a Surprise gift or Jewels. Not a Christmas Card please, those are too hard to keep track of. The winner aka the 5th guest of Honour shall receive a week worth of grinding MW of the Tier-3 swap from my Alt to drain via Dante's. Or if you'd rather an invitation to private business in the Tower of Chimes. I plan to do the wedding by the 13th of January at the last. I will RP the wedding itself on the Forums! Cheers!]edited by Honeyaddict on 1/10/2019

I will accept most social interactions. I do enjoy role playing as well.I will not accept the Photographer or dupes, if you dupe me I will not accept other help requests from you, at most Calligula's or keeping watch over a certain building.

Update on progress: I'm currently at 7003 Progress, I have 67.2k Rats left to turn in and +-2000 whisper Satin. I just need a little push.With the amount of whisper Satin I'll give to my tailor the guests won't have to bring their own clothes for the Colourful carousel, I will just need to know everyone's measurements for my tailor!

I will accept most social interactions. I do enjoy role playing as well.I will not accept the Photographer or dupes, if you dupe me I will not accept other help requests from you, at most Calligula's or keeping watch over a certain building.

I will accept most social interactions. I do enjoy role playing as well.I will not accept the Photographer or dupes, if you dupe me I will not accept other help requests from you, at most Calligula's or keeping watch over a certain building.

I will accept most social interactions. I do enjoy role playing as well.I will not accept the Photographer or dupes, if you dupe me I will not accept other help requests from you, at most Calligula's or keeping watch over a certain building.

I will accept most social interactions. I do enjoy role playing as well.I will not accept the Photographer or dupes, if you dupe me I will not accept other help requests from you, at most Calligula's or keeping watch over a certain building.

I will accept most social interactions. I do enjoy role playing as well.I will not accept the Photographer or dupes, if you dupe me I will not accept other help requests from you, at most Calligula's or keeping watch over a certain building.