Quickies!: Jake Gyllenhaal In A Musical & Seinfeld Returns To NBC

What the heck is Jake Gyllenhaal doing in Jamie Foxx’s new music video? [Perez Hilton]

Speaking of which, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jim Carey will both star in the musical version of “Damn Yankees.” Who knew these two could sing? [MTV]

There’s talk that Drew Barrymore is in the running to direct the third film in the “Twilight” franchise. Barrymore just finished work on her directorial debut so maybe it wouldn’t be a horrible move to hire her. [Entertainment Weekly]

Admit it. We’ve all been jealous from time to time. Unfortunately, jealousy brings out a very unattractive side to how we behave. But, there are ways to be jealous, and still be a hot chick in the process. [Shine]

Jerry Seinfeld is returning to NBC. No, not as his character on the long-running show, but as a producer of a comic reality series about marriage. It’s not clear whether Seinfeld will appear on the show. [E! News]

Models aren’t always as innocent and frail as they appear. They have had their fair shares of run ins with the law. [TruTv]

There’s nothing wrong with watching some porn every now and then. In fact, watching it may make us healthier. [Your Tango]

Spring Break is right around the corner, but thanks to the recession, you won’t be going anywhere. Instead, of spending money to tan at the beach, try to self tan at home. It’s way cheaper and not that scary. [College Candy]

One of the stars of “Slumdog Millionaire,” 10-year-old Azharuddin Mohammed, was slapped and kicked by his own father after refusing to be put on display for gawking neighbors. [NationalEnquirer.com]