Dog-sitting for the enemy

Parking Lot

So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...

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So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...

Which brother is it? I played baseball with both Jason and his older brother. I didn't play with his oldest brother. Look out if you meet his mom. She is a serious piece of work. Nice lady though all in all.