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I’m confused. Man, their grammar sucks. Let me get this straight (thats wut she said), Franklin is married but flirts with Amy and Amy wants Coy’s number (coy being franklin’s wife) to tell her about his cheating intentions?

I’m a little unsure of Franklin’s definition of “treat you good” because being married and still trying to nail some drunk chick over a game of DDR doesn’t sound like “treat you good” to the drunk chick OR Franklin’s wife…

I love how the guy says “i dont care i want to be with u we are fighting”. That’s an impressive lack of punctuation. Also, the fact that he claims to be “fighting” with his wife, rather than “separated” from her, or whatever, makes it obvious that anything he plans to do with Amy will be so totally temporary.

It’s a non sequitar statement- “i dont care i want to be with u we are fighting” doesn’t actually mean, ‘i want to be with you becuase we are fighting’- it’s just another bit of information. Wikipedia is great! (see what I just did there!!)

In terms of them looking like dorks playing DDR while being white… In general Asians are the ones usually to be found on the machines. I’m not being racist, merely stating an observation. Being a nationality whose first language is not English may possibly explain the slightly stilted language here. And maybe my saying that is a tad racist?

jelly, that wasn’t all that racist. a lot of asian people do play DDR. however, i have a feeling that these are native speakers…in my experience, no immigrant can mangle the english language as effectively as we “real merkuns” can

aside from the terrible punctuations/grammar, doesn’t anyone else find her reaction to him remarkably sweet and refreshing? basically ‘no you’re married’ ‘you need to stay with your wife!” Coy’s gotta be a nickname for Cory or Cody

i hope this doesn’t spoil the fun of trying to puzzle it out, but i think she is saying “What has come over you?” (which does not have a rude meaning, thank you!!!). It’s another way of saying “Why are you acting so out-of-character that I do not recognize you?”