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I don’t care what anyone says, Altered Beast is the reason I bought a MegaDrive. It was a cool game! And you could play two player, which is more than what you can say about the Master System version. Damn that thing was horrid.

And yes they’re meant to be called MegaDrives. You can stick your Genesis in your pie hole, mister!