How many people watches the anime like this?

Ok so the first thing I do is skip over the intro song, skip over the talk, skip over the eye twtiching, skip over the slow walking, skip over the flash back of past, skip over jokes, then I watch 2 mins of fighting and actual material relavent to the story. Who watches the anime this way?

I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends

There are such -rare- singularities in the StopTazmo universe that actually allow for such a thread to exist in the post/reply continuum. As mentioned before, they are quite rare and exist only under two conditions: -

1) A post -so- nonsensical, ridiculous, and mind-boggling in stupidity that the sheer mass of nonsense in it actually constructs, if but for a moment, a bridge of common sense = existence. I.e. Exhibit A

2) A post that has been repeated so many times that it actually starts growing on you, no matter how redundant the topic is. I.e. "Olol! Yondaime = teh AL!"

Both versions of this singularity are still -highly- unstable and may result in violent backlash from the StopTazmo community should the environment and conditions be appropriate. It usually occurs later on as all the pent up rage from the longevity of the thread exceeds the limits of patience and the theoretical mechanics of 'giving-a-damn'.

...the only ting i "Don't" like is the staring. I know everyone of you guys hate it when characters just stare each other down to just waste time. Lets face it, the co-operates want the show to lag so it can actually go up to 30 minutes along with the commercials. It''s annying and pisses people off, especially me.