Harry Hill's TV Burp, literally the only thing worth watching on ITV for the last decade, could be in trouble, thanks to reports that Harry Hill is set to walk away from the show.

The Guardian quotes a Sun report on the devastating news, claiming Hill will leave the fantastic TV-mocking clip show when his next contract expires in 2012. The show's producer is understandably trying to keep the nation calm, though, saying "a final decision has not yet been reached".

If true, it means the only remaining option for TV-based entertainment on a Saturday evening for people with more than half a brain will be... turning it off and throwing strands of spaghetti at the screen. [Guardian]