The Car Clans

An in depth observation of the strange patterns and car politics in my parking lot. Some groups do cross over.

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The Trumpites

Can be seen huddling around their multiple cars, discussing the latest NASCAR stats and ways the orange manatee can (que Trump voice) make America great again.

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The "I own a BMX bike"

Most of these cars are adorned with a blue lives matter sticker or an American flag.

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The "My truck is lifted more than your truck" club

They are few in number, but strong at heart...and by that I mean that they would definitely run me over if I wasn't careful.

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The ^50,000$ club

Also dubbed the "Rich Kids Club", although not situated together, this group likes to spread their wealth, by parking next to the 2001 Honda Civic.

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The old Volvo club

I am a member of this club.... there are three of us.

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The offensive sticker club

Most of this group overlaps with both the trumpites and "I own a BMX bike group". One such sticker adorning the window of a car read "Ill help build the wall", I however do believe he would not enjoy that manual labor. Another member of this club sports a sticker reading "I'm offended that your offended" accompanied by a picture of the American flag. Damn right I'm offended they should be ashamed of themselves, promoting hate, and really that is all that flag stands for. Hate and Oppression.

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The rest of the student populous, driving corollas, priuses(is this a word), unmodified trucks, and accords.