Episode Summary

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves. Just then, Bubba comes home with a cold, and Mama gives him her mother-in-law's miracle tonic. The family realizes they can make a profit from that. Vint and Naomi plan to use their profit for their child, and Mama plans to donate her profit to the Church Expansion Fund to become Church Lady of the Year. Bubba, Vint, and Naomi all sell cases of the Miracle Tonic, and Mama takes some down to the Church Lady's League. However, Bubba discovers what the Tonic really contains, and the family realizes that they must stop Mama from selling any to the Church Ladies League.moreless

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mama and her family get a caot that costs forty tho dallers and they end up giving it to a priest that needs mama and her family f bought their weeks supply of lottery tickets and ended up with a 50000.00 ticket in their hands and mama didn\\\'t know it was in an old coat of her daughters and ended up giving the coat to needy and mama go\\\'s and tries to get coat bacmoreless

QUOTES (10)

(Bubba tells Vint and Naomi Mama's secret ingredient is booze)Naomi: Well, no wonder Old Man Macutchins wanted refills!Vint: And that would explain why Earl was riding the car lift all afternoon down at Jiffy Lube.

(Mama gives Bubba some of her tonic, which she says heals)Vint: Yep. I remember when she gave a big dose of that stuff to Rita Rose, and it saved her life.Iola: Really?Vint: Yeah. And believe me, that was one sick hog.Iola: Well, for heaven's sake Thelma, you're giving your grandson hog medicine.Mama: Rita Rose was just like a member of the family! Here, have another capful, sweetie.Naomi: It really works Iola. I used to get terrible headaches; it took them right away.Vint: Yeah. It's good for anything. One time, I ran out of WD40. That stuff unfroze the lock.

Iola: Alberta Meachum always nominates the woman who gives the most money to the Church Expansion Fund. She's not about to make an exception for you.Mama: Why does she dislike me so? I've never said one bad word about that vicious old biddy.

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