1.
Instruct all troops to stock up on field rations of Shreddies
(only the good, good, whole wheat ones).

2.
Open armouries at all bases and distribute weapons to
soldiers.

3.
Provide the Canadian civilian population with weaponry
and encourage them to "point the small bit at anyone
without a maple leaf badge". NOTE: Some followers
have suggested that the use of guns is un-Canadian. We
believe the evil is justified in this case. Read more
about our weapons policy in The
Gun Thing .

4.
Canuck troops infiltrate the US-Canada border.

5.
After meeting feeble resistance from the already-weakened-by
our-clever-campaign-Americans, Canadian troops seize control
of all US cities.

6.
South America falls to the power-hungry Canadian advance.

7.
Submarines and cool Bluenose-like ships (nuclear powered
both!) are employed in the conquest of Europe.

8.
Conquest of Europe scheduled to last: Max. 3 days -- Min.
2 hours.

9.
Peace is made with European powers...Canada sets up puppet
governments in the once-independent countries.

10.
Canada renames Russia "Claire and Jenny Territory".
Early polls show that Russians prefer the new name.