Fun fact, I own a luxury car dealership with my father and we get so many broken seats from fats. You see, the power seats have a weight limit of about 250- 300 pounds before the motor will break from trying to adjust it while sitting on it. The simple solution to avoid this pricy problem is to adjust it before you get in but fats are fat to lazy to do that. They expect a motor smaller than your fist to move their lard asses around and then blame the car when it breaks. It's also not covered under any warranty we offer so it's fun to watch these 300 pound customers get angry when they get the quote.

Lots of reasons, mostly because of familial pressure. Marriages are rarely for the bride and groom but more an excuse to go party. Personally I think it's a load of crap. Why should I pay a crap ton of money to feed "your great aunt Ann on my fathers side" when she's just going to find something to complain about? It's infuriating.

My SIL says the same bull crap about how she prefers him without his six pack. I just don't understand how they can change so much in such a short time. You think 20+ years would outweigh the last 6, its such a shame.