BREAKING: Harambe posthumously announces 2020 presidential bid

Just when you thought the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination couldn’t get any fuller or more clown-like, long deceased and beloved Cincinnati Zoo silverback gorilla Harambe has announced he will be joining the fray.

“It’s time that this country had a dead ass gorilla as president,” Harambe said via seance call with Good Morning America. “Just try to get more intersectional than that! I’ll drag your ass across the terrarium.”

Genesius Times

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