King Kenta, meet Coors Field. Maeda may be having one of the best rookie pitcher starts in Dodger history, but he has yet to experience the park that holds the outfield wall that turned Matt Kemp into a shell of his former self. (Oh yeah, it's pretty tough on pitchers too.)

There needs to be some kind of warning on people's game tickets: "You are in serious danger of getting whiplash from watching the ball leap off the opponents' bats any time Joe Blanton is on the mound."