Ask Amy (Anne) On Newschoolers!

I'm not sure about you, but in my local newspaper, I have a column near the cartoon where some older woman gets letters sent to her by sexually deprived middle aged women. She then answers questions and preceeds to solve everyones problems in the best way she can. You may have something simular on your newspaper, but I'm going to go ahead and start this on NS. Post a problem you may be having in this thread, and if you are super lucky, or If Im bored, I will answer your question and give you advice to servive in this vicious world of love. Enjoy!

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

My girlfriend wants to experiment with 'doggy style' because regular stance is becoming boring. The only problem is that she's really small and I think I'm too big to really give it to her. I'm 25 and she's 11 years old. What should I do??

yeah this kid has posted a few funny things im startin to like him, a good newb unlike most of the others

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

Dear Citrus, I know where your coming from. There are several answers.

1. When experimented with your girlfriend, you may want to ease her other holes for sexual use. Friendly zomping works amazingly well. Eventually when she is comftorable to take on your golden cock, she will be able to have anal sex with you. With situations like this communication is key.

2. If your girlfriend just refuses to have anal sex with you, and it would be too much time and pain, you may want to experiment with different positions that may spice up your sex life but keep within the realms of vaginal sex.

Maybe when she graduates from elementary school she may want to be a bit more open with her body. Have fun sicko!

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

this is simple, i recall an old chinese technique where you hang from your penis for 10 min a day and it will soo be longer than your arm... this takes time so dont get fet up when it doesnt work the fist week.

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

Bisexual tendacies can be normal. In your case, you start out straight, and venture into the other side of gayness. Usually its the other way around. If I were you, I might want to stay on the straight side, because if you start getting it on with other guys the girls you dig might not like your penis being covered in shit and you will be stuck with slightly overweight gay people, and goths.

So overall I suggest keep going with girls and if the girls you like are comftorable with, or turned on by you being gay, ease yourself in the world of gay. To do that I suggest:
1.Gain 20 pounds.
2. Dye your hair some color.
3. Buy lots of black clothes so you can get it on with goths.
4. Buy some kind of cleaning agent to make sure your parters bungalo is squeeky clean!

Be safe! To be extra safe you can buy any one of my catalogs at 1800-ASK-CRAD

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

Well, my parents came home. Surprisingly they weren't that angry, but I accedentally strangled my father before he could tell me that. I had to tie up my mom and cut her to make sure she wouldn't tell anyone. She's making me a sandwich now. My girlfrien's mom called, asking for her, so I drove to her house, duct taped her to her bedpost and lit the house on fire. I'm hoping they won't figure out who did it.

Oh shit, my neighbour came over becuse he heard all this screaming and shit, and I had to capture him. He's locked in my bathroom right now, and I'm trying to decide whether I should let him starve to death, or do slice him into small pieces and feed them to homeless people.

Then my neighbour's wife got worried that he hadn't come back and came over to see how he was. I said "He never came here" and that fucker was screaming and shit in the bathroom. So I had to capture the woman too. She's locked in my sister's bedroom.

I'm going to feed her to my German Shepard.

Soon I think the government is going to come because my entire block is slowing being killed off. When that happens, I'll pos pics.

never know i get around. oh by the way to anyone that cares sorry i didnt tell everyone im straight and like to have sex with girls on this thread and made you think i was gay. well im not, problem solved

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