Do you think when they put this statue up of Billy Graham, that people would be inclined to hump it? What if it became a tradition of humping this statue for good luck? That would be awesome! I guess we would have to make up some urban legend that a person humped this statue and they won the lottery next week.

Do you think people in Vietnam ever get tired of Americans yelling “Good Morning Vietnam!” F-U Robin Williams, thanks for running a good salutation. Here is a girl I know from my home town. I think she teaches English or something in Vietnam. Good to see teachers humping something besides their students.

Dinosaurs were humped to death by fertile cave men, thus causing the animals to become extinct. Now before you start on your high horse about how cavemen and dinosaurs never lived at the same time, I know this. But remember, this site is about humping things and not about being historically accurate. But I do believe that Jesus road a T-Rex to the last super, and Fred and Barney actually took the place of John and Paul.