How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. (You know...pretty much like every day!) Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)

Some Sons (A Birthday poem just for you) Some sons are polite and sweet. Some have nasty-smelling feet. Some join bands and play the drums. Others exercise their thumbs . . . Some do well in every class. Some delight in passing gas. Some are rude and awfully loud . . . And some sure make their family proud! (You're definitely one of those!) Happy Birthday, Son.

For a Special Birthday treat, Frankie, The Counting Canine, will stomp out your age with his foot. Okay, boy, go to it! Oh, no! You killed him! Mustve been too much for his poor little body to take. Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, Anyway