I sometimes get introspective and realize that it's kind of pathetic and what not when a 31 year old man is at a Value Village check out reeking of whiskey and ringing in VHS copies of Ducktales for himself, but life is fucked and it is what it is

If you were this honest and open and self-deprecating with the board all the time, I think a lot of your fellow posters would warm up to you considerably. Consider it. This is quality sad-posting.