So, now you can go about your day knowing that such a thing as “artificial meat flavor” exists. And if you can think of a practical application for it beyond novelty candy and dog food, I’ll salute you in the best way I know how: a begrudgingly nod that acknowledges you’re not quite as simple as I thought you were.

Yeah. Don’t go jumping all over yourselves trying to impress me now that you know the riches of validation that await you.