Let Me Entertain You

Hey - let me welcome you ladies and gentlemenI would like to say helloAre you ready for some entertainment?Are you ready for a show?Gonna rock you gonna roll youGet you dancing in the aislesJazz you razzmatazz youWith a little bit of styleC'mon let me entertain you let me entertain youLet me entertain you let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my bodyI can show you some good merchandiseI'll pull you and I'll pill youI'll Cruela-de-ville youAnd to thrill you I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performanceWe'll give you grounds for divorceWe'll give you piece de resistanceAnd a tour de force of course

We found the right locationGot a lot of pretty lightsThe sound and amplification listenHey if you need a fix if you want a highStickells see to thatWith Electra and EmiWe'll show you where it's atSo c'monLet me entertain you let me entertain youLet me entertain you let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menuWe give you rock a la carteWe'll breakfast at Tiffany'sWe'll sing to you in JapaneseWe're only here to entertain you

If you want to see some actionYou get nothing but the bestThe S and M attractionWe've got the pleasure chestChicago down to New OrleansWe get you on the lineIf you dig the New York sceneWe'll have a son of a bitch of a timeC'monLet me entertain let me entertainLet me entertain you tonight

Hey where's my backstage passThat was greatWhat an outrageous costumeHey that Brian May is outa sight manNot many not manyI've always wanted to meet Freddie Mercury