Accessorize your vulva with the Eat Me Vajazzle Crystals. Get this sophisticated crystal tattoo at ShopInPrivate.com, where we never email you after the sale or add you to any lists.

Who doesn't want a tattoo above their vulva that says, "Eat me?" I mean, come on. That seems like pretty standard, traditional fare. You probably already have one!

If you don't want to invest in the permanence and pain of a real tattoo on your mons pubis, consider the Eat Me Vajazzle Crystals. This easy-to-apply crystal tattoo is meant to be applied after a fresh Brazilian wax or shave. It subtly tells your lover what you're looking for in a sexual encounter.

This non-toxic tattoo says it will last up to three days, but we're guessing the area might encounter some intense activity.

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