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Cunning enemies like the Sheriff of Nottingham have to have stupid henchmen; there's probably a rule about it somewhere. The Sheriff is correspondingly lumbered with Gary and Graeme.

Nice enough lads on their own, Gary and Graeme are "bestest mates" who, if met in other circumstances, you would probably quite like. But they enjoy the job of being a guard and being nasty, and Graeme in particular can be quite horrible to young children.

Gary is the younger and more child-like of the two; he delights in simple things, like Herman his little silver sausage dog on a piece of elastic. Graeme acts like Gary's older brother, looking after him and keeping him out of trouble.

Two men looking very much like Gary and Graeme where present in the alternate universe of Voyage to the Bottom of the Forest, named Gre-Gre and Grey-grey. They weren't all that much different from Graeme and Gary, except that their helmets had wings attached, and their jobs required them to be nice.