My whole life I've always had to look over my shoulder. All I've ever wanted to do was practice my magic without fear of reprisal or retribution, unfortunately these things are not to be.

People are afraid of what they do not understand and it seems that the world has largely failed to try and even attempt to understand magic. Which is tragic really, because magic is so very special, I can call on unicorns or dragons and if I'm lucky enough I'll roll a Attack +12 on my 12 sided dice.

Well, thankfully I no longer have to worry about self-defense against those who would try to stop me performing my magic. And who so we have to thank for lifting this fear from those of us who perform our magic: Master Hans Eric Bristol, Founder of M.N.S.S.

For a further explanation of M.N.S.S. the site states:

The Magician’s Network Self-Denfense System (M.N.S.S.) is a revolutionary fighting system that is brutal, lethal, deceptive and effective. In more than 8 years in the making, Master Hans Eric Bristol combined all his years of martial arts training with the art of magic, to create a system that’s not only scientific, logical, and practical but has been proven to be effective on the streets.

I would personally like to thank Master Hans for providing this service to all of us that only wish for you to pick a card, any card... If you to are interested in learning more about M.N.S.S please click here and discover the magic that is Master Hans Eric Bristol...

If your not at work, or can look at porn at work I suggest you go here, boobs and beer create a great combination.

Read light means stop. I think the most disturbing aspect of the picture is even after the old lady hits the guy she still doesn't even look over... I've said it before and I'll say it again, old people should not be allowed to drive. This link is safe for work, it's not even gory.

I won't be posting any porn (sorry), however there's a lot to be said about some of the stories written in the media about sex. I'm not talking some advice columnist here, I'm talking about stories in the news about sex... And some of these are gems of stories, so enjoy:

Beyond the fact that they're both the greatest musical geniuses I'll likely see in my life time both of them have a wit about them that I find very, very funny. Take this little gem I found in the New York Post today: