IN OTHER NEWS …

Celine Dion Is Selling Her Luxe “Bahamian-Inspired” Florida Estate [Mansion Global] Her pool is as big as the parking lot at the Mall of America and yet I can’t think of any song of hers except the one that’s arguably the worst one of the entire Nineties. (Which is saying a lot, considering that was the decade when Sugar Ray AND Smashmouth were making music.)

A Map of All the Smart Homes For Sale In DC [Curbed DC] You know how people walk into old houses and sigh and say, in a wistful tone, “ah, if only these walls could talk”? Soon, those walls will literally be able to talk. And they’re going to tell the new owners everything, including all the weird stuff you ever googled at 4AM.