BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterward, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

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My version of what happens after the season 5 finale. Neal got kidnapped, will Peter think he ran? What happens to Mozzie? There'll be whump and hurt/comfort of course, and I'm actually not quite sure yet where this will take me. I'm rating it T.

Part 24 is up! These are Tony and Neal friendship/brother/family stories, NO Slash , usually involving a case or mention of a case. They take place in NY and D.C. May be slightly OOC, at times. They are in no particular order, just my ideas, as they come. And they involve both Tony and Neal whumpage, at times...just because it makes me happy.

Everyone gets distracted every once in a while - and that's o.k. Except when you're haunted by a serial killer who does not want to share attention. Jane has to find that out the hard way. Sets around season 4. Now complete!

They find things out about one of their own & can they help with the secret & keep people safe? Plus this does not take part after 'Burned' like I had originally planned the only thing that is different as far as I know from the show is that Stetler wasn't arrested. This story does contain SLASH.

A little extra of what happen in the episode "Nailed" in my opinion. It was you usual hot, and sunny day in South Miami, Florida. A perfect day to be out with family, or friends. A certain person never had that privilege. Until one horrible accident, that had one of the best outcomes ever.

Originally from Vegas, Motley Jacobs seems to be a typical young, career-driven woman...Fun, sassy, focused, flirty; However, the skeletons in her closet beg to differ. It's up to someone special to find those ghost, and bury them once and for all!*OCxRomance*

Season two redo. Max is in some real trouble back at Manticore with no help from the outside as all her friends believe her to be dead. Logan tries to get some control over his life while he keeps everyone safe as a pledge to Max's memory.

Set sometime after season 6. Neal has served his sentence 3 years ago. Now, he's free, and everything should be fine. However, something went seriously wrong. To make matters worse, Peter and Neal became estranged. But Neal needs a friend, desperately. What else to expect? No one is going to die. There will be hurt and comfort. Like the story title implies, friendship, too.

When an Air Force general asks to meet Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke is consumed with curiosity. Friendship, family, humor, and a classic car, followed by angst about Neal's childhood. Story #4 in the Caffrey Conversation AU. Spoilers through season 4. Pinterest board is now up.

There's nothing like a crisis to bring out the truth. Five hints, and one time the Burkes didn't realize they figured it out. Hint 3 - Blood Is Thicker: "Mrs. Burke, Peter had a close call during surgery."

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Season 5 has me very miffed at the Burkes. In the latest ep (5X10) I really didn't like Peter's comment to Jones that they didn't know that Neal had heard. This is just an idea I had running around in my head based on that incident. It is AU, I excluded some events that occurred to emphasize others.

A terror cell is infiltrating Hawaii while on its way to destroying North America. It's up to Five-0 and their unwavering solidarity as a unit to stop a potential "doomsday" event from happening. The only problem? When Steve decided shooting his partner was the only way to accomplish that mission.

How does Peter accepting a cup of cider save Neal's life? In more ways than Peter can imagine.- Not a crackfic, but slightly AU. However, there is plenty of hurt/comfort! #1 in Ghost in the Machine series.

KABOOM! Peter and Neal were involved in this terrifying accident. Peter ends up in the hospital but Neal has disappeared under the rubble. Or was he? Peter!whump. Neal!whump. No deathfic. Oh, just add another chapter!

Season 5 Spoilers. Peter is mad when the truth comes out but calms down when Neal goes missing. Blame and anger gone awry before reason is seen. Minor whump and language. Gen, Hurt, Comfort and friendship on the mend. A one shot.

Summary: Pre-series, Peter goes undercover to thwart a museum theft in St. Louis and gets unexpected help from Neal. Peter recruits Neal. Neal is sick and loopy on cold medicine. Warnings: References to alcoholism & child abuse occurring before this story. Spoilers through the middle of season 4. Alternate ending added on request. Pinterest board is now up for this story.

Shawn and Gus get hired on a new case for the SBPD. This one is the kidnapping of a little girl. As they investigate things get more dangerous when Shawn himself is kidnapped. No slash. Shawn!Whump. COMPLETE

After getting himself into a silly bar-fight, which he'd started it by the way, he ended up in bed with a mild concussion. Peter was there with him. Just some bromance-include story. and now I'm really done with it! Not a one-shot. But a 4shot :3

Neal Caffrey always thought he lived by his wits, but then something deprives him of one of his senses. One premise, five short standalone scenarios, each progressively whumpier. (It's a new word.) Part 5/5, "The Philosophy of Darkness", now up. [COMPLETE. Neal!whump, gen, angst. Warning for major depression, suicidal ideation. Please don't read if that's triggery.]

Neal can get out of any situation Peter puts him in, but a new case may change that. Undercover in a notorious Russian outfit, the unthinkable happens in front of Peter's eyes. There's no way Neal is coming back from this.

Neal's facade begins to falter as he is forced to deal with a sudden avalanche of emotions that he had spent the past years burying. As a result he begins to slip into an extremely depressive state, and to cope he develops various unhealthy methods. Is it too late for Peter to intervene and stop Neal from destroying himself? [Warning: drug abuse, self harm, suicidal themes]

"We're going to see each other in new situations and new places, and you're going to find out how trustworthy I am." A Red John case unearths a secret from Jane's past, shattering the little trust he has with Lisbon, so he decides to try and win it back with "The Five Days of Jisbon." As Red John draws ever closer, can he do it before his time runs out?

Set 1.10: Vital Signs- A dangerous and shocking part of Neal's past re-enters his life, and he's not sure even the threat of returning to prison and losing everything he's worked for at the FBI will be enough for him to control himself.

It's true, in a lot of ways. They are odd birds. Not everyone goes around questioning dogs about the heinous acts of their spouse, nor do they go around adopting ailing conmen as their surrogate children. [Or, Neal is sad and sick. Peter and El take care of him.]

and what happened after. Tony suffers an injury that changes the course of his life. This is what happens after. This what happens when Tony is left to try and remember who he was and try to figure out who he is now. Disability!fic Tony & Gibbs Father/son

After a case gone wrong, Jane and Lisbon reflect. Feelings are revealed, emotions, and long-buried truths are unveiled. A must read for all: Jibson, and Jane/Pain fans! Been over a year but here is the revised version!

Cal won't believe anyone is threatening the Lightman Group, but surely he can't pass it off as coincidence that one by one, his colleagues are being attacked. Not accepting the truth may come at the ultimate price, but is this the one truth Cal doesn't want to know? Tensions run high, relationships are strained, and the Lightman Group are tested in a way like never before.

What if, when he took off after finding out Ana was pregnant, Christian contemplated suicide? A mysterious stranger helps him find out what life would be like if he had never been born. Can he discover that it truly is a wonderful life? *Now rated M for mature content. Reader's discretion is advised.

A story spawned from a two-shot in The Stories That Bind Us, when Neal is left injured after an operation he finds himself stuck in rock bottom while Peter tries to get him out. No slash, just the brotherly (and sometimes father/son) love.

Many things can happen to you in line of duty. Read what will happen to sergeant Hathaway and what the repercussions will be for our favourite team of detectives. Slight reference to Counter Culture Blues. ;) Lewis/ Hathaway NOT Slash

"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside – remembering all the times you've felt that way." Snippets of Peter and Neal's lives through a series of unconnected oneshots.

"You figure out what it is that defines a man; you take that away from him and he's not a man anymore." An act of cruelty from an old enemy leaves Neal severely hurt - in more ways than one. It's gonna take everything he's got to handle this one, and Peter is determined to help him through it.

Tony is kidnapped by a Cult that believes sacrificing him is the key to everlasting life and world dominance. It becomes Gibbs mission to rescue him, but with nobody believing Tony to be in danger, can he save him? NO RELATIONSHIPS

When a supposed long lost criminal comes back into town and the Team starts to investigate, things take a dangerous turn and Neal finds himself doing what he never thought he had to in order to protect someone he cares about. "Because I know, out off all people, you're the one who will catch him." T - just in case. NOW COMPLETE!

Christmas is often a family matter, but family is a matter of who you let in. Peter lets Neal in for Christmas, and Neal learns important facts about his friend's family history. Sorta crossover with Carnivale, set in a White Collar world.

After the events following El's kidnapping, Neal faces house arrest and increasing hostility. the stress takes a toll on his health. Shameless Neal whump, because i felt like it. NOW COMPLETE! Warning, may be a bit OOC.

It's cold and strange outside. The Christmas lights have a weird dance going on with the snow in the sky. Everything hurts. It hurts to move, it hurts to think. He's supposed to be running from someone... or is someone supposed to be looking for him? He stole something again... he thinks. Probably.

AU! This is just a little OneShot with some winter fun. Set somewhere in the future with Kate still alive. Winter in New York City, snow covering Central Park and creating a beautiful sight, magical even. "Let's build a snowman." he said. Please Read and Review!

A mysterious agent contacts Neal, telling the con that he needs to return to WitSec because he's in danger from something in his family's past. Whump, hurt/comfort and spoilers of course for Season 4. Post- Diminishing Returns add-on ep K

Ana has just told Christian she's expecting their child. This short story takes up where he storms out. Told from Christian's POV. Rated T for language. I do not own, nor have no legal rights to these characters, just playing with what James gave us.

"Neal tried again to retrace his steps, to remember what he had been doing before he'd awoken in this horrible, pain-filled place." A bomb has detonated in the FBI building, leaving Neal bloodied, confused, and pinned under the rubble. As he slowly collects his thoughts, he remembers that he is not alone. Lots of Neal-whump to come! My first White Collar fic.

Alt ending for ep 4x05 Honor Among Thieves. Peter says that Neal knows how to get everything he wants, and that's probably true. The question is, does Neal know what he wants? Major spoilers for all aired eps of Season 4. Warning: Mentions character cannon death. Could be seen as pre-slash or pre-OT3 or not...

""Is it over?" he choked out, a thread of blood trickling from his mouth." Jane never thought past killing RJ, but while he fights for his life in the ICU, Lisbon quickly realises it isn't over at all, and has to decide how far she'll go for him. EDIT: I had other plans for this story, but I'm not going to continue it. It ends neatly, I promise. It ends in an ending-place.

Neal is taken, but to stop the questions and a persistent FBI agent with a reputation the only way to keep him is to fake his death. Now it's a race to find Neal and stop the crime he's being forced to commit. Not Slash, Not a death-fic. A bit'a'whump

Everyone has to go home at some point in their lives, and now it's Neal's turn. Neal's on his way to Houston to check out a vandalism and the theft of an Andy Warhol, but when he runs into his little sister's new husband on the case, things get a little complicated. Complicated gets worse when a gala at the museum is taken hostage by some local extremist, with Neal's sister inside.

Neal wondered if maybe now Peter would reconsider his request for a bulletproof vest. Not that it would do much good against the arrow currently pointed at his heart, of course. But it would be the least that the FBI could do for him if he survived this whole mess. Alternate ending for "As You Were", gift for a friend. Details inside.

This seemed too much to believe. As he felt his partner's pulse stop beating under his fingers and saw the blood on his wrists, he asked himself what went so wrong that he thought he had to do this. WARNING: rated M for suicide and graphic violence.

On the anniversary of his family's deaths, Jane and Lisbon stumble upon a strange blue box in the street, and an even stranger man who thinks he can give Patrick Jane some peace of mind at last. Jane Pain!

Author Universe: Neal's got claustrophobia but he's always been able to control whenever he gets stuck in a tight situation...until now... What will happen when the cover is blown? Neal whumpage and Worried Peter. Neal Peter friendship. Not Slash

Awake, Katrina thought life would be better,but the Sanders' problems were far from over. Nick's feelings finally getting the better of him, Annie's sick obsession with Greg growing, Aaron still stalking, and Brittany has escaped. The end has come. R&R

While searching for a missing Neal, Peter and El find a strange teen named Andy who seems to know the con. Is he friend or foe and why does he remind them of the con so much? Warnings: Whump, Hurt/Comfort and some instances of a child/teen being hurt but nothing sexual. K to T just to be safe. Spoilers for all seasons past.

Neal is in need for a hero, because he is really sick. He wanted something that took away his pain. Peter and his wife helping the young man out, with soup, trashcans, and a lot of patience. Read, and make my day!

Sequel to "Not In The Job Description". After the events of the past year, the world seems to be a much darker place for Maddy. But as things seem to be tumbling out of control, realisation hits. Some people are just too important to live without.Jane/OC. On Indefinite Hiatus due to writers block. Sorry!

Something dark is haunting Neal's dreams. Illness and ill will grow between himself and those he cares for most as something supernatural screams for his attention. Will his past sins destroy what he's worked so hard to protect?

When the BAU team is called out to Huntington, Indiana, to work a case involving gruesome killings, they find a few new things about their fav. genius and youngest team member, Dr. Spencer Reid. NO PARINGS.

A seriously injured Neal fights for his life. Fever, delirium and angst ensue as unguarded truths come to the surface. This was written initially for a prompt on live journal by dmk4 a while back, who wanted just a pure Neal hurt and then comforted fic. Didn't matter who comforted him. It's taken me so long, that I just tied it to post season finale.Possible spoilers, unlikely.

It's been 1 year since Sherlock's fall and John is still struggling to cope. Ella gets him to write a letter to Sherlock. Reluctantly he does and leaves it at Baker Street, a place he realises he misses so much... Rated T for a little mild language!

Neal has a fight with Peter. He wakes up at home the next morning having forgotten how he arrived or where the agent is. Peter is missing and his lost memory is the key. Can he remember in time? Angst, Whump, amnesia and T rating to be safe.

This story occur eight months post Reichenbach. Sherlock while recovering from injuries; is asked to assist in a high profile kidnapping. Sherlock fights against time to save the victim, while fighting against memories that threaten to destroy him.

Shawn's memory haunts him as Gus tries to help him through it. Rated M for suicidal thoughts and actions. Also for later chapters- references to child abuse - not non-con. Shassie. Don't like, Don't read. Finished!

Peter doesn't realize the toll an undercover operation is taking on Neal until June forces him to notice. Then he has to send his exhausted CI out to seal the deal. Thanks to Winterstar/dmk0064 for beta.

The detective is horrified when it finally hits him just how dependent he's become on John, and it destroys him to think of the possibility that he'll once again have to stand on his own two feet. Problem is, Sherlock isn't sure he remembers how.

There is only one thing Yang still wants, but first she will play another game with Shawn Spencer. Everyone Shawn knows is now in mortal danger, starting with the two SBPD detectives he knows best. "An Evening With Mr. Yang" Spoilers.

Neal and Peter are having a wonderful rainy day hanging out... or are they? Whump, mystery and more to come. Not all is as it seems. K plus and maybe some hints of T depending how it goes. Spoilers for all seasons. re-do since the last one didn't work

When the team close a case that gets them one step closer to catching Red John, the serial killer decides that he needs to take action. And that action involves kidnapping Jane, and forcing him to take part in a puzzle game, designed to test the team to their limit while they try to save their consultant. Jane pain!

"The world was made up of nothing but images for Neal at that moment. No sound. No words. No nothing." An explosion rips away Neal's hearing, leaving him deaf and it's not known whether he'll recover. Either way, he's terrified. No slash. On Hiatus.

Patrick Jane was a mystery. His secrets are well kept, had never once been revealed and weren‘t to ever be. However, one tiny mistake can destroy a perfectly developed construct, leaving his most precious treasure in the dangerous open. Jisbon!

A case ends up taking a nasty turn when Neal's cover is blown and things go downhill from there for Neal and Peter-but mostly for Neal. Peter is there to pick up the pieces, and realizes just how much he actually cares about Neal. Set mid-season one.

Lisbon never came to the CBI. But now she's moved to the great CA for a family emergency, and there she meets a man named Patrick Jane, who is all alone, grieving for his family's death. And only she can help him. AU, set a year after Jane's family dies.

Peter never thought it would be something horrific but ordinary that would make him remember how truly thankful he is for his 'pain in the ass'. WARNING: Medical squick, physical Whump for Neal, psychological whump for Peter and the gang. NOT SLASH :

When Jane and Lisbon go to investigate a body, they find themselves trapped in a room with an alien. Doctor Who. **JISBON** and **Doc/Rose!** Rated T just in case! Jane and Lisbon, Doc and rose. Working together to save the world! Enjoy!

Red Badge AU. “Your client also has no family in state and is considered a flight risk. She’ll be taken to Valley State and placed in a secure cell for her own protection unless bail is met.” Jane/Lisbon

Henry's grip on the steering slackened. He turned his head for a split second to face his son, but couldn't see the expression on Shawn's face as he stared out the window. He turned his attention back towards the road, only to have his eyes blinded...(Nominated for "How Many Hats" Award on psychfic).

Shawn Spencer's life is all lies. "I don't even know who I really am, and how much of it is a lie that I designed to hide a lie that I thought up to cover another lie to... Well, you get the idea." Warning: Severe Sexual Abuse of a Child

Stuck on a train to Fargo, Natalia and Ryan investigate the disappearance of small valuables with the help of arson investigators Underwood and Richardson. Between arguing arson experts and the blizzard outside, can the CSIs solve the mystery at hand?

Peter Burke hadn't heard from Neal Caffrey since he put the con man in jail. Then one warm summer afternoon he gets a call. Caffrey's on the roof and he's threatening to jump. There's only one guy who can talk him down. Pre-series. AU. One-shot.

Tag 4x17 Cheap Burgundy. She was weighted by a bad case of doldrums with a touch of despair from which she desperately needed rescue. Fortunately, that sort of thing was what Jane excelled at in general and was expert in with this subject in particular.

When White Collar Unit receives a letter which informs about the plans of a notorious smuggler, the team is unsure about it's credibility. Peter and Neal have to learn that they can only trust each other after all. Some Neal & Peter whumpage lateron.

Neal has just been released from prison, but emotinally he still hasn't come to terms with Kate's death, when he starts seeing her is it just his imagination or something more sinister. Warning for trigger themes of bereavement, self-harm and alleged s

*discontinued; available for pick up* - "Hello, Neal? You there? Neal?" ... "Peter! Listen, I don't have much time to explain, but I'm in trouble. I don't know who he is or what he wants, but I need help... I've been kidnapped."

Tag to Countdown - My first venture into this wonderful fandom. Rated T for mentions of torture and drugs. Nothing graphic, though. Focuses mostly on the Neal and Peter friendship but the other main characters also make appearances. Now AU & COMPLETE!

Years ago when Shawn was on the run traveling, he ran into some serious trouble. He kept it hidden from his family and friends but now it's come back to haunt him. Will he survive this time around? Bit of shawn whumping:

Neal would do anything to help Peter and Elizabeth. Even if it meant his own life in exchange for Elizabeth's life. But now she's safe, and only her, Moz, Neal, & Keller know what really happened that night. And only Keller knows if Neal's dead or alive.

"His throat was painfully raw and soon his heart-wrenching wails for Kate dulled to inaudible rasps and just his white, chapped lips moved soundlessly." Without Kate, Neal himself was dead. But Peter wasn't going to let him die. 1X14 One-shot.

ryan is locked up in a storage room with his least favorite person in the world ! . what can change between the two if they found out they might never see tomorrow ? , its not a slash , i would write one if i knew how though xp , rated M just in case .

Because some memories were important, and you could never forget them. RaiNy-ish, and it's pretty strange. One shot, perfectly platonic, set in the past with a patrol cop Ryan, and Natalia is still with Nick. Rated T for violence!

How the sheep dip did she get into these situations? Jane whispered a snicker into her ear, and not only did she have the only possible answer to that question but a pounding urge to hit someone as well.

On the way to a crime scene, Ryan is run off the road by a strange hummer. Who ever ran him off the road comes back, chasing him into the woods. Horatio has to find him before the hunters do. Before it's too late.

'Keller had done just as Neal had hoped he wouldn't do, had achieved something the con man hoped he would never achieve. He had won.' Set at/after 3x10. A lot of angst. Suffering Neal. Enraged Peter. Anymore and I'd spoil the general plot.

Jane is out of the Hospital, but is he ready? And what will he do when Rhonda Watson sets him up into going on trial? Will she be successful in her second shot at his life? Find out by reading inside. Sequel to Fire In The Night Sky.

I didn't think I wanted to find you until the day you were just out of my reach. I suppose the saying is true; Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago - the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider. /HIATUS.

A series of unusual suicides lead Peter and Neal into the world of the occult, and a scam. However a sudden turn in Neal's luck leave some believing in a true curse...as bad goes to worse they find a dangerous enemy where they least expect to find one.

A tale exploring morality, murder and walking that fine line between right and wrong. Explores some dark themes. One of the team discovers what exactly pushes a person to turn from cop to criminal. Largely Don Danny friendship, but the others are there

Gambling often times has a deadly side. When a chain of murders related to illegal gambling appear, the team must dig into the secret life of gamblers. NANOWRIMO FIC. Episode/RaiN fic. Rated T for themes, swearing, and violence. Reviews please.

"Peter would get his wife back home. And his dog an a leash." Takes place right after 3.10 Countdown. I have no idea how cruel I'll be in the future, so be warned. Neal will get hurt, probably worse than intended. No slash

Shawn is trapped. Like really, really trapped. And not in a good way. Is there any good way of being trapped? Other than being trapped in a pineapple processing plant... Will Shawn's friends find him? Will help come in time? What's a fake psychic to do?

AU. Peter, disabled on the job, buys a farm with El in upstate New York and raises horses. But retirement isn't suiting Peter so well, which means it's probably just as well when an injured forger turns up on their doorstep with trouble behind him.

Just when Lauren Southwood thinks she has her life figured out back home in Michigan, she receives some unexpected news. Realizing what he needs, Ryan Wolfe sets out to find her. Will they get caught in the twists of fate or will they finally be reunited?

When Neal is kidnapped by an admirer of his work things go from bad to worse when he's forced into forging a very unusual piece that may be more than he can handle, meanwhile Peter is faced with figuring out if Neal is truly in trouble or just running an elaborate con in a bid for freedom.

Avery grabbed one of the rifles that had been on display. Peter recognized it, cataloging the caliber and the muzzle velocity. .30 caliber. 2,800 feet per second. You'd either never know what had hit you, or it might just go through you. M just to be safe

Neal wakes up next to a dead man but he has no recollection who the man is or how Neal got there. Slowly, Neal begins to regain his memory. But what he's remembering is not what he's being told. Who's conning whom? Post 2X01 Withdrawal.

NEW CHAPTER14! SEQUAL to "Double Trouble" Lilly and Jane continue the case and find a shocking discovery as the case slowly unravels. Bonds will be strengthened and friendships will be tested. Lilly/Sam Jisbon and Rigspelt...bad summery learn more inside

It was supposed to just be another rainy sunday for Tony, but trouble seems to follow him where ever he goes. When he finds himself in the middle of a drug store stand-off, will Gibbs save him in time? Or will it be the end of everyone's favorite agent?

AU. Cheating lovers, one night stands, boyfriends: The normal consistency of dorm years. If the characters were in 2010 and in their mid-twenties. WARNING: Bad SHIPS: CaKe and Nick/Natalia. Future E/C, R/N, and M/M. M FOR SMUT.

Finally the EPILOGUE! What happens when a Santa Barbara killer takes murder to a new level? Shawn and Juliet are about to find out. As much shules and shules whump as I can fit in! Okay so it kind of turned out to be a kidnapping fic... haha

Peter comes back from vacation to find that Neal ran as soon as his back was turned and was thrown in the state penitentiary. Can Peter get over his disappointement long enough to find out the true story, or will their partnership be over? 1st season

What is Lisbon to do when she is faced with a blind and amnesic Consultant? What will she do when she and Jane are kidnapped? Will an obsessed insane would be killer kill them both? Read more to find out! SEQUEL/Scarlet Scapegrace

Neal sacrifices himself twice in the same day. The first time, he exchanges himself for Elizabeth's life. Then, he takes a bullet for Peter, ending up between life and death. Neal/Sarah Elizabeth/Peter and Peter/Neal bromance! Sad beginning, happy ending!

Ryan proposes to Molly one night on the beach.A few months later, Molly overhears Ryan talking to Eric about calling off the wedding because he finds himself in love with Natalia, and later that day, after work, she kidnaps Natalia to gunpoint.

Several years have past, the team has split, a case comes up with old faces causing the team to regroup. Mostly Wolfe 'cause I love him, but they're all thrown in there! I know chap 5 is pretty short and quick, but, um, well... It's a teaser heh heh :D

In physics, there are things that are called Quantum Events, small, seemingly insignificant events that change things on a grand scale, and in theory, creating multiple universes or timelines as repercussions. This is one of those stories...

A female body is found at home which looks to be a result of a deadly stalking. What seems to be a routine day for the CSI's becomes the complete opposite as the victim turns out not to be dead at all and one of their own becomes targeted.

Shawn had never heard of glioblastoma multiforme. He only knew what the doctors told him. Like the fact that it had poor survival rates. And let's not forget the fact that it had been growing inside his girlfriend's brain for quite some time now.

"She was holding him as if a child caught in a bad dream, comforting him. Her throat was dry and her palms wet with his blood. Agent Diana Berrigan was certain of only one thing, Neal Caffrey was not dying tonight." Neal,Peter,Diana exploration & whump

Recovering from 3 years of torture and imprisonment Ryan's starting to feel out of place in the team he once called family. Short one-shot/drabble type thingy. A little depressing, but not explicit. Rated T just in case. :

Not too long ago Neal had a run in with an old adversary and Peter and Neal sent him to jail. Now he's back and when he demands Peter give up Neal in exchange for Elizabeth they are forced to make some tough choices. Contains whumpage.

"Peter Burke ran as fast as he could. His feet pounded into debris covered pavement, unsure where his feet would land. Soot and smoke burned at his eyes. He blinked against it, but didn't falter. It seemed to take forever to reach the explosion site."

He fell to his knees, hands clutching at his chest, now with a small hole penetrating him. His breathing became laboured as he felt his heart slowly become slower and slower. Seemingly dying away...But he never does die. Very AU.

During an undercover mission, Neal is hit in the head and falls unconscious. When he wakes he finds the world and people in his life very different from what he remembered. NealWhump galore? Evil Peter? An all around good time? You betcha.

Truthfully she was far from 'all right,' but she would never admit to it. A few hours ago her consultant, Patrick Jane, not only killed the serial killer Red John, but also made love to her in the department issue vehicle. Now he sat in a holding cell.

Lisbon is kidnapped and Jane is in a horrible car crash. Will Jane survive? Can the team help find Teresa in time? Or will the Pathnapper kill her before she can be saved. Possible character death. Rated T to be safe.

The title won't make sense until the hospital scene, sorry. On second thought, I probably shouldn't have told you there WAS hospital scene, too late. Tony's POV mostly, switches to Sarah or Toni sometimes. Oh wait, you don't know who they are... Whoops.

"I don't have to be alone. Right. So when I was kidnapped and tortured for a few hours, did I have to be alone for that?" It's been two weeks and two sessions with a shrink since the events of S7E20. Ryan's only coming to terms with what happened now.

Lassiter just grinned and shook his head. "Some day you will have to face a situation, where you can't play around." he foretold Shawn. "On that day, reality is going to come down on you and you will have to grow up." Whump. R&R -completely overworked-

Agent Landry joins the White Collar Unit to help track down the White Shadow. Based on the USA Network 'Chasing the Shadow' game. OC, faint AU. Author's Note: IT LIIIVES! After a year and a half, it's been revived! There isn't even any mildew!

Shawn and the gang unknowingly cross the wrong man and suffer some serious consequences. While Shawn's reputation and several SBPD cases are put in jeopardy, all of their lives end up on the line. NO SLASH.

Third part of the 'Another day series' There is a serial killer that hunts women in Miami, with one member gone can the team solve the crime before one of their own will become the next victim? can Natalia come back to work without Ryan by her side?

Two seemingly unrelated crimes occur on the same day, they promise to push the CSIs to their limits, will this bring the team closer together or split it beyond repair? Set after About Face. RaiN in later chapters. R&R

The night before, he went to sleep on the sofa in his apartment theoretically he should have awakened tjere the next morning. He didn t. The past has returned to haunt him and he is at the mercy of those who want him dead...

He froze, not even a step inside the room. Her tone was deadly serious, and her voice shook a little when she shouted his name. Shawn quickly became aware of the gravity of the situation. Juliet was scared. No, she was terrified. But why?

When Ryan goes missing kidnapped by old enemies and the team having troubles finding him,Natalia feels that he's somewere near her, are those her feelings for him or he's closer then everybody might think inspired by the movie "The Invisible"

When Horatio's daughter joins the team to help catch the Ace of Spades serial killer, emotions sky rocket and bad memories surface, especially when Ryan gets a little too attached. Rated M for later chatpers.

Patrick Jane receives a call telling him to go to an alley at exactly nine 'o clock. He doesn't know who called, but a hunch tells him that it's someone he'll want to meet. However, the events that are to follow the call are unforeseeable, even to Jane.

"I feel the impact of my words hit her as I take in her slight pulse beneath my fingertips. The rushed increase of blood moving faster through her veins. The contortion of her features into something rawer, too. Something almost broken." Noncon. J/L-esque/ ON HOLD indefinitely. If you want to continue this, shoot me a message.

This is a follow up to Red Daze. I would suggest reading that first. Jane hijacked this story and I've no idea what he's up to, but he is really twisting the heartstrings of his CBI family. Warning Jane pain.

Just an idea I had to get down on paper. It focuses on what happened directly after the explosion in season 1, including the explosion itself and a little bit during while Neal's in prison. Lots of sad/hurt Neal, if that's your thing. Please read!

Neal's undercover with only a few days left on his work release. He goes missing, returning over a year later to the Burkes' home. Where was he and what does the future hold? AU / whumpage / friendship / hurt comfort / angst. Spoilers from seasons past.

Red. Terror is red. Red blurs her peripheral vision, but right now she cannot tell if it is from the rage, the fear, the desperation, or the arterial blood that has splashed up against her face. T for blood. Warning: Character Death

When Neal is injured on the job, he warns Peter that he and painkillers just don't mix. Peter is about to find out just how strange it can get. This is an odd little plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone. I finally decided to write it.

Catherine, Greg and Nick struggle through a brutal hostage crisis and only two CSIs make it out. The entire team grapples with the aftermath, uncovering mysteries -- including a tragic love story of years past -- in the process. NG CW

I don't get it. How could anyone hurt him? I just can't understand it. Can't wrap my head 'round it. Smart, funny, adorable Greg... A short Prequel to ICRATT. It crawled into my brain and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. Rated for language.

When he caught sight of the blood smear, a small handprint that swept toward the door and still seemed to desperately cling to the frame in one last attempt to resist being taken, he inhaled a sudden, frenzied breath and called Cho.

Sequel to Second Servings, Second Chances: As a sadistic serial killer hunts Miamian music lovers, suspisions arise in the lab when one of their own looks guilty for the crimes, and another is targeted by the killer. Full summary inside. R&R please ;

Peter and Neal must solve an art theft from a private members club. Of course Neal's side project is to obtain a long sought after key to the one place in New York he's always been denied entrance: Gramercy Park. Some whumpage, Neter bonding, no slash.

Neal's snow covered body lay face down on the Burke's front porch, it had barely been a year since tragedy struck Neal's life, now he'd been beaten and discarded to die. Peter and Mozzie work to resolve a conflict from Neal's past.

It was all wrong. There was no music throbbing throughout the lab – music he used to hate, but was suddenly beginning to miss. Greg was very pale, and his dark eyes were wide and hollow. But most importantly, he wasn't smiling. My first try at n/g, enjoy!

A murdered man leads the CSIs into the world of the candy black market. Will they solve the crime before it takes one of their own? Rated T, E/C, R/N, hints of T/V and D/R. Note: You won't look at chocolate the same way again.

Tony finds himself alone in the cold with no memory of how he got there. What happened to him? Will he be able to recover his memory in time to rescue Gibbs? Story is complete. Will post one chapter per day.

READ IF YOU DARE! BEFORE I GOT GOOD! With a traumatic experience behind him, Ryan Wolfe is ready and willing to come back to work. At least that's what he keeps telling everyone, and with a case like this, he probably should have stayed home.

The lab and the building is attacked with nearly everyone being killed the CSI team must fight not just for their own lives but for each others However how can they do that when one of their own instructed the killers and let them in? Who can they trust?

Ryan never talks much about his family. And if anyone knew what happened, they wouldn't wonder why. My version of Ryan's childhood. Mentions of physical and mental abuse, punishment, etc. More in AN Chapter One.

While Ryan suffers at the hands of drug dealers who believe he cheated them, he learns that Horatio might have sold him out in order to capture the top players in the drug trade. The revelation will not only destroy Ryan, but shatter the team.

Jane watched, mesmerized and a little horrified, as Lisbon closed her eyes and a single tear, capturing a sparkle of light from the tree, trailed down her temple into her hair. At what age had she learned to cry so quietly? #1 in Holiday/Next Time Series.

Neal is having a bad day before the holidays. Memories of the past are depressing him and nobody's helping. Amidst his wishes for things past, he finds a rare and interesting object. Expect spoilers from Seasons 1 and 2, angst galore and some whump.

Whispering softly to him, she cradled Shawn against her chest and kissed his head. As a cop, she had accepted her own mortality years ago, but the thought that something like this could happen never even occurred to her. CD.

"Lisbon! Lisbon, get dressed! I have an excellent play in motion!" He could count on her to throw herself into the act headlong—much better than any of the others on the team. One-shot written after 'Blood Moon'

A Sequel to Just another day that went wrong, Ryan is determined to catch an old nemesis at any cost even his life, life which Natalia is scared for. With the help from his sister and her friends. A crossover with CSI:NY! I don't own CSI:Miami!

Three-quel to 'End of the Beginning' and 'Somewhere from There'. It was always the same. They would get to a certain point, and she couldn't go any further. He would be patient for as long as it took, trusting that time and tenderness would work it out.

Chicago, Manhattan, San Francisco, the Yukon Gold Rush... now Miami? It's Halloween, after all, and with a woman called Mame, chances are that there's something to the crimes science cannot explain. RyanOCfriendship. More in AN

Upon her arrival, she parked her Chevy Traverse right behind Jane's Citroen and began walking towards the solemn looking bungalow. She kept her head down and refused speaking to the media journalists, vultures in her mind. Jane/Lisbon eventual .

Stomach flu epidemic at the CBI and murder at a Nursing Home in Rocklin, CA. Jane is getting sick and Lisbon is getting worried - could there by more than milk and sugar in the tea? A tribute to a classic play, dedicated to Alamo Girl!

When Ryan and Natalia showed up to work that day they had no idea how this day will turn. They always had feelings for each other but kept them to themself, until today Final chapter is up! sequel comes soon!

Someone is using the citizens of Miami as lab rats. Pain. Insanity. Death. All for the sake of a sick experiment. And when Ryan becomes the killer's latest victim, the team has to work to save him before he's lost forever. Reviews immensely appreciated!

He'd been pushing them at one another throughout the entire case. Now he wasn't at all sure of how he felt about the outcome. One thing was certain: this would be his last matchmaking scheme where Lisbon was concerned. Hint of Jisbon.

When one of their own mysteriously disappears during a murder investigation, the team's skills are put to the ultimate test. But they soon learn it's hard to hope when you don't know if you're looking for a friend or looking for a body. Milkshake Buddies!

After dropping Neal off at the deli on a bad note, Peter returns to the headquarters. Little does he know that Neal's staring down the barrel of a gun, trying to save an infant and diffuse a bomb... Neal WHUMP. Not Slash

Tag to Withdrawal: They should have gotten out of that bank vault with no harm done. It should have been an easy Miranda Rights read and go but as always with anything Neal Caffrey is involved in, that wasn't the case. NEAL WHUMP! Not slash!

Sequel to 'Storm on the Horizon'. Six months have passed since Greg's horrific ordeal, he's moving on and making good progress, but a tragic turn of events causes him to retreat into a backward spiral. Can he ever truly bury his demons once and for all?

Sequel to Revenge is a dish best served Russian: What didn't kill them only made the team stronger, but now, as the team dig further into Cooper's death, will a new un-known lab-rat strike Ryan at his weakest point...Natalia? Set in Season 7. Ryan/Nat/OC

Everyone has a breaking point but when Neal hits his right before a difficult undercover operation what are the consequences? Neal whumpage sick angry, Worried Peter and Neal Peter friendship. Not Slash!

Lisbon is dead,at least thats what her team think. They have no body, just the haunting smiley face on the wall.Someone knows, an agent on her team is related to RJ but who? who is going down for assisting murder? Yea Im hopeless at summaries: JISBON!

A journalist with many enemies is found dead. The CSIs take over the case. Ryan has to face his demons when meeting Erika again. Will he manage not to fall for her this time? And is there more to the case than the team thinks? RyanOC-friendship. COMPLETE

Neal just wanted Peter and Elizabeth to be safe...Peter just wanted to catch the criminal...but when someone from Neal's past shows up, Peter and Neal must escape a con. And escape quickly. -No Slash, Peter/Neal Whumpage, Peter/Neal father-son affection-

Ivan starts causing trouble for Horatio & team, but from behind bars. What will happen in this revenge-filled tale? Explosions,chases,kidnapping & also...love?A typical day in Miami for the team of C.S.I, Final Chapter Up! R&R please ;

An obvious lead to Red John sends Jane on a rampage for revenge leaving Lisbon in a worried mess after him. For once she has figured out what he hasn't in his emotional blindness. Jane is Red John's next victim.a bit of Jibson. Read and Review please!

Will Jane finally get the chance to exact his revenge? Lisbon and the team get closer to Red John than they've ever been before. Vengeance, evidence and a shock in store for Patrick. Please REVIEW. Continues RED LETTER DAY and RED OR DEAD...

You know that dying is not my biggest fear. It's losing the people I care about. And you, Teresa, are absolutely one of those. - Jane and Lisbon are captured by Red John. What if killing Lisbon is the only way to protect her from RJ?

When Neal is kidnapped, Peter must find out who kidnapped his partner and why...and then he must get Neal out safely before it is too late to save the ex-con... -Neal whumpage, and NO SLASH, though there is that brotherly and father/son affection-

Elizabeth is a closet fangirl for Peter and Neal pairing. Oh, just wait for the fun fantasies she can extract from the vague relationship that her husband is having with Neal… Series drabbles for WC show… El's POV

When ex-con Neal Caffrey is cornered and shot, Peter must find out who did this and why...before they strike again, trying to settle their now unfinished business with Neal. -No slash. More like a father-son or brotherly affection. Also has whumpage.-

Tony and Ziva are hunting down a serial killer/rapist when an explosion leaves Tony gravely injured. Will he survive or will he die without letting Ziva how he really feels? Two-shot for now. Contains darker imagery but has a good ending TIVA.

READ IF YOU DARE! BEFORE I GOT GOOD! When a new woman enters Ryan Wolfe's life, it's not what the team expected. Now, the CSI: Miami team must race to solve a case that started on the other side of the country before Ryan's career is forever impacted.

Response to ilovemyboys's prompt. Shawn got too close to solving a case. He stumbles into the SBPD station completely disoriented after an attempt on his life. Can Juliet and Lassiter find the killers in time to save Shawn? NO SLASH. Please R&R! Thanks!

Neal's team is heartbroken but determined when Neal cuts his anklet and makes a run for it but is that the real story? Will Peter believe Neal's story? Maybe the more important question is, Will Neal survive to tell the tale?

There is a new type of serial killer that has landed in Miami and the CSI team is about to have a close encounter after the killer decides to include Horatio and two of his CSI in his game. -Revised 8-27-2010 to fix the grammar and bad spelling-

A distant figure lurched and stumbled, like a scene stolen from a zombie movie. Carlos recognized the man's profile and curly honey blond hair. Crap, all he needed was a Patrick Jane incident. Jane pain.

Shawn has a painful secret in his past that shook him to the core. Now, years later, when a serial killer know as "The Hangman" escapes to finish a game they both started years ago, Shawn will have to reveal his secret if he wants it all to end it all.

What if it Janes wife wasn t as innocent as she was made out to be, the daughter he loved and cherished wasn t really his and it sends him into a stage of fury and rage? Is Red John too close to home? Entry for the August Jello forever challenge 2010.

Ryan was Natalia's best friend. Partners who look out for each other. She knew she would gladly take a bullet for him anyday. But he was faster than her this time. Milkshake Buddies/songfic short inspired by "Your Guardian Angel" by RJA.

Caught in the demolition of an abandoned building, Peter and Neal are hurt, trapped, and running out of time. But it's in those moments they realize that it's not enough to know what someone is. To learn who they are, they have to ask the big questions.

As the team hunts for a twisted serial killer, Ryan is sidelined by a terrible injury. And when he becomes the psychopath's newest target, Ryan will have to fight harder than ever just to survive. Reviews immensely appreciated!

This story centres around Tony's recovery from the plague and looks into everyone's reaction to it. This has alot of TATE and a bit of Bremma in it I guess... You know Brad Pitt and Emma... Maybe I've discovered a new pairing. LOL

The mother once warned, "My child the worst of monsters come out in the light." And the mother was never wrong. Shawn is missing in action when a serial killer hits Santa Barbara. And worse the killer is calling for their psychic by name.

Jane makes a new friend, a 14 year old girl who is just as smart as him she's also as damaged as him.Will he find out the dark secrets of her past?She needs his help with what he will discover to be his most important case yet.Oc/Jane friendship Jisbon

The team is faced with yet another gang related murder except this time it's not the Russian mob. To make matters worst the FBI are connected to the case and want jurisdiction, but are eventually forced to work with the team. 2 new characters introduced!

I'v edited, I haven't changed anything, I've just added something at the beginning and end of almost every chapter. A girl, her dog, which equals BEST FRIENDS, loyalty, love, friendship. FINALLY COMPLETE!

Neal Caffrey chases his wife's kidnapper to Sacramento and encounters the CBI. Neal and Peter have been working together for six months, and Neal has just found who has Kate. Mentalist characters are current. No spoilers yet .

After an accident Shawn is in terrible condition, cought between life and death. Was his accident realy a failed attempt at his murder? Trapped as a spirit, he must find who his assailant is and stop them before they can finish him off.

Jane has suffered a second breakdown and been locked up in psychiatric care, but if he did try to kill himself why can't he remember anything about it? My first fanfic. a little slow to start but if it's not panned i'll post the other chapters.

This is very whumpy and angsty. It also contains Shules and Shawn awesomeness! Shawn is thought to be dead, but Shawn has actually been kidnapped. He tries to escape but has been seriously wounded and the sadistic criminals are intent on torturing him.

A fresh tragedy in Jane's life awakens ghosts of the past. Facing them means more pain, but also some redemption. Set in Season Two, between "Throwing Fire" and "Rose-Colored Glasses." Inspired by Chapter 15 of SpaceAnJL's wonderful "Scarlet Threads."

His name is Red John and he loves playing games. When Patrick jane is tricked into thinking a certain someone's life is at risk how close will he get to danger, death,and Red John himself. How close is too close? Read and find out. Warning jane hurt.drama

Jane thought about all the countless night he had stayed, lying awake, reminiscing on the moments…they remained locked up in his mental vault, right along with the countless emotions he refused to show...the memories of his forgotten family...

It all starts with a clown. And a mugging. But who would mug a cop? Lassiter's gun is stolen, and Shawn's "abilities" are the key to catching the bad guy, as usual. But sometimes there is a price to be paid that even Shawn's talents can't cover. Not slash

This story takes place after Chase kills the dictator from Africa and before Chase and Cameron get a divorce and are both still working for House. Lisbon and Jane visit Princeton Plainsboro in search for their killer,but what they find is more interesting

This is the sequel to Dead or Alive; Ryan gets captured again and the whole team rally to find him before it is too late and ends up getting tortured or worse. Rated T for violence and language with maybe a little lit of sexual situations. Read & Review

Tony’s world turns upside down when strange events keep happening and the world and the people around him stop making sense. He can’t find his way back to his old life and has no idea who to turn to. Drama/Alternate universes

To protect a witness, Horatio and Ryan endure agony in the hands of their captors. During the experience, Horatio becomes fatherly protect over Ryan and Ryan struggles to earn Horatio's respect. Father/son relationship. Major agony and violence.

He watched his partner cling on for dear life, he was the one closest but the fear choked him and McGee wasn't sure if he could save Tony in time. Short One-shot. Spoilers for 5x05 Leap of Faith. McGee centric.

Shawn takes on a cop-killing case with Lassiter and Juliet while Gus and Henry are out of town. But when the investigations go south, Shawn and Juliet are taken captive. Shawn whump! (little bit of Juliet whump!) Shules! :D

After two years of being abused,he choose to get away from it all. What he didn't expect was that everyone would find out and people are after him to kill him once and for all! Will the people who love him be able to save him from the abuse,and himself?

Following 7:20 Ivan Sarnoff is in prison, but his mob is alive and kicking and they want the skin of CSI Wolfe. In order to save his own skin and to take some pressure off Lt.H.Caine, Wolfe decides to disappear for a while...

Sequal to Sloth. It seems like every victim the team run's into is acting out of character and it worries Horatio that Jesse and Ryan are too. He races to find the cause before his CSI's end up like their victims.

Jenna is a newbie to the CSI team. However, she has been raped and now they have to solve the case. Full list of relationships in chapter 2. Did I mention reincarnated Marisol and Speed and that Mala Noche has returned? References to Fluke.

Season 7 bent/re-written, taking liberties, to add missing scenes from 7.1-7.13 using episodes as prompts; ends midseason, where at least in this story, the Tony/Ziva relationship is established. Rated M for mature language and adult situations; (on temporary HIATUS)

While working on a case, Jesse finds a gray stone and soon after begins to act strange. Horatio believes there is a new kind of killer in their midst, and when looking into the lives of their victims, he begins to see a dangerous pattern.

Shawn always wonders if he's partly crazy, but his battle against the person who truly is will leave him scarred and mangled. Scared to keep living. As those around him and he himself struggle with this new case, will he survive?//Dark new series, high T.

By the time you will get this letter, I will be far away from you. I cannot tell you were I'm going, because I have absolutely no idea where I plan to head. I just want to say I'm sorry for causing you so much pain." *Possible Jello Forever Entry

When Tony is attacked and is left fighting for life, the team tries to give him strength. Will he survive despite the odds? Can Gibbs give Tony the courage to live? Angst, hurt/comfort. Not for the faint of heart.

Theres something not right with Tony, and Gibbs needs to help Tony realize who his true family is. One-Shot. NO slash. Summary sucks sorry. Rated T for slight language and one small mention of abuse. AUTHORS NOTE ADDED! Please Read! Chapter 2

Horatio has one witness for the biggest murder in Miami with little evidence. But as the case progess it becomes personal for one and Horatio must face the worst code an officer could imagine. "99 OFFICER DOWN!" Season Three when Ryan was newbie. My first

The Yin Yang killer has an apprentice, who wants to make his own mark on the pseudo-psychic and the world. Taking something that may never come back. Stealing a member of the team, leaving Shawn a shell, angry, and out for revenge. Can he save the team?

Time would be running out soon, but there is no stopping, no slowing down. There would be no way to make it then. Blurred vision comes into focus, it’s hard to keep it, but if it is lost again, it will never find it’s way back."

This is for an english short story we had to write, so of course i did the mentalist! excerpt: "There was a long steady beep and a red line horizontally crossing the Heart Rate Monitor machine. One of the doctors yelled for a crash cart..." warning:death.

AU Eric is dared to get the newest CSI not only in his bed, but to fall in love with him as well. But how will Ryan react? And what will happen when an escaped convict from NYC brings Messer and Flack? Crossover in Chapter 2. Ryan is the MC. Alive!Speed

A little Limp!Brian after his and Dom's fight when Dom learns of Letty's decision to clear his name. Brian's injuries are much worse than they thought, and Dom feels the need to clear the air between the two of them... sort of.

A lead on Red John can't turn out well with his thirst for revenge and my duty to stop Jane if he hurts him" -Lisbon... Violence, drugs, a suicide attempt, a broken heart, and one lost team member. Rated T for later chapters. Please R&R. Jane/Lisbon.

When Tony collapses while pursuing a suspect, he insists it's just the flu. Things are never that simple. Abby/Tony friendship,Tony/Gibbs father/son. Gen, friendship/family with a healthy dose of angst. Set early season 5. Rated T for language. Complete!

He really doesn't think that the handful of beers he consumed last night justify the downright foul hangover he seems to have landed himself. Alex and George friendship fic, with a twist. NO SLASH. Complete. Epilogue from Meredith's POV.

As the CSI: Miami team tracks down a cold-blooded killer, one of their own falls victim to a mysterious and deadly illness after being injured on the job. To save him, they will have to solve his murder ... before he dies. Reviews greatly appreciated!

Neal has his own opinion about heroes. He knows he doesn't fit the category, nor does he want to. But when a friend's life is in danger, he has to choose. Does he step up to the plate? Or stick to his guns and let fate take its course?

After "Wolfe in sheep's clothing" Ryan moves to Chicago and gets a new job or rather he gets his old job back, but being a Special Unit 2 detctive isn't as easy as he'd thought it's be. Especialy when the Werewolves decide to put their two cents in.

Greg takes a near fatal bullet to the chest. As he hovers dangerously over death, the team deals with grief and guilt. They are determined to unravel the mystery that led to this demise. Season 8. *STORY ON HIATUS*

Greg and Hodges get into a fight and Nick breaks it up in an unexpected way. Based on a You Tube Video titled “How To Break Up a Cat Fight!” and George’s comments on Craig Ferguson about his time in a hospital. Warning. Gross contents.

“In our lives, there is bound to come some pain, surely as there are storms and falling rain; just believe that the one who holds the storms will bring the sun.” –Unknown. Oneshot. Angst/Drama. Nick/Greg. Nick’s POV. Slash.

For the spook me lj challenge, Nick and Greg are transplanted AU to a prairie town where Nick plays a new reverend and Greg plays the intellectual son of the town gossip. Drama and music by the Eagles and Celine Dion ensues. Slash.

Sometimes it takes more than good luck to get rescued. When our favorite lab rat is caught in a store robbery outside LA, he'll do whatever it takes to get rescued by his friends and co-workers. CHAPTER FOUR UPDATED. Abandoned/Up For Adoption.

This is my very first story so bare with me, anyways this story begins in the middle of the shootout in the season finale Seeing Red of season 7. Warnings: Course Language, Violence, and suggestive themes. Chapter 8 is now up!

When a strange murder occurs in a mental hospital, Shawn is more than ready to go undercover. However, when no one believes his psychic visions, he not only has to figure out how to escape, but how to live long enough to try.

No one knew Ryan Wolfe was married, even now that he's dead they still don't. What happens when she joins Caine's crime lab as Ryan's replacement. Tempers fly and feelings are hurt that's what. Warning: Character Death. Disclaimer: I don't own anything

Booth wakes up from his coma after brain surgery and can't remember a thing! Can Bones and the others bring their friend back to them? ! Tell me what you think, and if I should continue or not. First real fanfic. R&R PLEASE! Tell others about it! Thx!

In this second story we see Danny return to the dark side. Now leader of his own evil clan he vows revenge on Don for killing his bride. Sexual/physical violence. Graphic scenes. Rated "M" Reviews welcome.

Patrick Jane finds out he isn't the only one with enemies so he is on guard. Is Red John back or is someone else threatening the boss of the SCU? Jane/Lisbon. Extended version of my drabble Nobody Listened as requested by OnlySoAnHour COMPLETE!

On a routine visit to question a suspect things go south, leaving Jane and Lisbon miles from anything with a murderer and his accomplice hunting them down. To make matters worse Lisbon's been drugged and they have no way of contacting the team.

Nick felt like he was drowning, and he knew it wasn’t just the alcohol, but the image of Greg’s eyes dimming, that kept holding his head under the water, but he couldn't keep it up.. or if he even wanted to anymore.. Part 5 of Why? Series.. Char. DEATH!

Gibbs has been tortured, the team watches, Tony leads the investigation. Character death. Torture, mentions of rape, anguish, falling apart, slight mention of Tibbs. Of course, what happens if the man came back with revenge to continue his game? R.R TONY!

A man claiming to be a scientist is kidnapping people as test subjects for an experiment he's working on. He makes a fatal mistake in kidnapping the wrong people. Although he thinks he done the world some good, he never thought about the harm it'd bring.

A deadly virus runs rampant through Washington D.C., causing psychopathic behavior and paranoia, eventually leading to death. With everything beginning to fall apart, Ziva realizes almost too late what is happening. Dedicated to Kaitlin.

A new serial killer stalks Miami. Ryan Wolfe back at the lab amid complaints. Two things which aren't connected...Are they? As more bodies are found; Feds arrive and soon Ryan finds himself in deep trouble. Is he the serial killer? Or is he being set up?

Forever:: adv. 1 For always; endlessly. 2 At all times; always. Also forevermore. **Major Character Death** Established Shassie but not really what the story's about. Oneshot. My first Death!fic. Probably not that good.

So we all know Jane takes sleeping pills, but what about other drugs? My take on what may happen if he did. WARNING: CONTAINS DRUG USE. Not really dark, at least not by my standards, in fact it may be a bit humorous in spots, and a little sad too.

what if George went to Mercy West in season3 what if he hasnt spoke to his friends since.it has been 10 years and they are all attendings Now he has to go to Seattle Grace for a organ transplant. this story also contains other hospital drama please reveiw

After a mysterious phone call, Patrick Jane and the CBI team are asked to investigate a murder. But when Jane is kidnapped under strange circumstances, it's up to the rest of the team to find out what happened to him...before it's too late.

These days the team is slowly drifting apart. People are convinced that Ryan with holding the casing on a case has started it. Little do they know that Ryan will do something so drastic that people may never live it down.Warning,deals w/a sensitive matter

When Ryan is kidnapped for solving a case,Horatio and the team must find him. But an unsuspected turn happens. The lab gets Ryan's DNA and runs it to find his parents. What happens when Ryan's dad has been in the lab the whole time.end is on the way!

It hadn’t taken much to convince everyone that he was devastated when his wife and child died. He had truly been distraught. It hadn’t lasted nearly long enough. This is DARK, and GRAPHIC. If you don't like it, don't read. HEED THE RATING!

The betrayal of a teammate has Patrick Jane searching for answers, but those answers may cost him his life. What is the measure of true loyalty? Eventual Jisbon. Rated M for language, violence, and eventual sex-related themes. Complete!

When Ryan is called to a crime scene, everything seems obvious at first. But some doubts remain, and when somebody asks Ryan for help, he finds out that everything is not as it seems. RyanOC-friendship. COMPLETE

Cam has some bad news for Booth when he wakes. Set after Critic in the Cabernet - Spoilers! Spoilers! etc... This was going to be oneshot, but I had to carry on and let you know what happened next. R&R please :D

What happened in 7.20 after Ryan got home from a crappy day at work? Calleigh comes knocking to get the whole truth and gets more than she bargained for. Not CaRWash specifically, but if you ship it, you'll be pleased. One-shot!

Cole Tritt escapes from prison and teams up with Aaron James to seek out revenge on CSI Greg Sanders. What evil plan does the infamous Cole Tritt have instore for our hero? Takes place after "Post Mortem".

When Ryan first started the job,he was saw as a replacement. Then later on he had tons of friends,now nobody even wants to see him. What a person from his past invites him to do something on Sunday. Will Ryan go or not?

Shawn is put into a coma for two weeks after being hit in an accident, when he wakes up he can't remember a thing. Now he has to figure out who is trying to kill him before it is too late. Eventual Shassie.

Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.

Has anyone notcied the Patrick Jane ends up at gun point alot? or is that just me? Well i don't really know how to summarize this so i guess i will just say. He ends up at gun point, but why? and what will he do?

* edited * After Ryan and H saved the kid from the Russian sp.? , Ryan went home to treat his arm. Natalia had gotten curious about where he was the day before and after hearing what he did, she went to his house...

It's been done before, the letter from Aliens in a Spaceship, but I had to put in my point of view on what it might have said. Warning: This is an alternate ending to what really happened... there is major character death. Oh, and I don't own Bones.

What if Red John made a surprise visit to Patrick Jane's house. Does he was to kill Jane? or does he want to torment him. Will get a little gory, not for the weak stomached. a couple of deaths but i am not saying anymore.

A simple trip to the bank goes really wrong when Natalia and Ryan are faced with a hostage situation that seems to go from bad to worse. RaiN, my second story. Posted as Drama, but there's some Action/Adventure. Please read and review!

A what if... After Chrissie has stalked Ryan for a year she kidnaps him and escapes the country with him. Ryan begins to lose hope he'll ever escape his tormentor, until he meets a Russian agent who will help him escape for a price.

After Nick's break-up with him, Greg is shattered. He tries to let go, but he simply can't. When Nick subconciously pushes Greg to breaking point, Greg decides to take matters into his own hands. Will Nick be too late? POV: Greg - Nick - Greg

*On hiatus* Today is not a day csi wolfe would like to remember. Its quite possibly the worst day of his life as he must fight to stay alive and the revenge that is consuming his heart everytime he closes his eyes.

After being left in a coma after a car accident Greg is trapped inside his strange dreams struggling for a way out while Nick sits patiently by his side day after day praying he’ll wake up. Nick/Greg slash.

Shawn Spencer is missing. The clock is ticking. Carlton Lassiter has only one shot at finding the crook, his biggest case. He wants nothing more than to solve it. When will he realize what he really wants is right under his nose? Shassie.

Greg Sanders is gunned down at a crime scene. Critically injured by a gunshot wound, he battles to stay alive as the team races to find the shooter. The impact of Greg's brush with death cause the others to realize his importance. Takes place season 8.

Patrick Jane has always been in pursuit of Red John, and when they finally meet only one will survive. Story takes place several years in the future, will be told in a series of flashbacks and not in chronological order. Dark themes, rating may jump to M.

Or, 'Don't leave things too late'. Carlton does something he might never be able to apologise for; Shawn gets out of his depth, and Gus is entirely absent. Shawn whumpage and a fairly guilty Lassie. Minor bad language. Not slash.

Sequel to "Saving Caine." Where did Ryan get the money for Horatio's ransom? The answer may cost him his life as he is hunted down by the loan shark, a reputed mobster. Even the CSI: Miami team may not be able to save him this time.

It was a strange thing to have in common, but there it was and no one else could ever grasp it, this bond between them. He stared at the red sign, thinking of the painful irony, saw another flash of red in his mind, and then he opened the Door.

Calleigh and Eric's missing child case is linked to the child Ryan finds hiding in his closet. Both teams are determined to protect the child, but a greedy officer will cost someone their life to do that.

Calleigh and Eric's missing child case is linked to the child Ryan finds hiding in his closet. Both teams are determined to protect the child, but a greedy officer will cost someone their life to do that.

When the CSI in Las Vegas discover a victim they're looking for may be a kidnapped CSI from Miami, the case becomes cross jurisdiction as both teams search desperately to find the victim and his abductor.

Reposted, i forgot the pw to my other name. chapter 2 is up. Ryan was lied to, never knowing about his own son...that is, until an old friend decides to kidnap him. CSI Miami NLT xover Kevin McHale Story

A going away party for Greg leaves Nick feeling horrible, and he tries to nurse his hurt with alcohol. With his judgment impaired, Nick makes a decision that could kill. Three chapters. Angst/Tragedy/Drama. Nick/Greg. Nick’s POV. Slash.

Eric/Ryan Slash: Rating may go up. CSI: Miami, history rewritten. What if Ryan met Eric without the hostility of Speed's death hanging over them? What would bring them together? And what's the secret that could pull them apart? Rated for language.

Ryan-Eric SLASH! AU after S5 Episode: “Burned”. What if Ryan never got his job back after he was fired? This is MM SLASH! Don't like? Don't read. Ye Be Warned! CHAPTER 8 NOW UP! Rated T. M-rating implied. STORY COMPLETE!

Is anyone truly responsible for fate? Nick tries to grapple with the accident that left the man he loved in the hospital, and no one knows if Greg will survive the night. Oneshot. Angst/Drama/Tragedy. Nick/Greg. Nick's POV. Slash.

Natalia turns violent when she see Calleigh out with Ryan, HER Ryan. Everything goes haywire and our favourite lieutenant in caught in the middle of it. CaRWash, hinted BoaWolfe. Uses multiple songs by Paramore. First Miami fic

Brass knows something about Greg's sudden death that he isn't telling Nick and Sara. Determined to get justice for their friend, they find themselves crossing the FBI, falling into graves, and entangling themselves with a group of cannibalistic killers.

Anna and Greg are trying to give their children a happy life. What happens when tragedy strikes this family again and Anna is force to ask for help from an old friend, Dr. Spencer Reid? CSI Criminal Minds crossover. Rated for violence. Ch 10 up. Complete!

When Ryan, Eric, Calleigh, and Natalia end up trapped in an abandoned insane asylum, they will get the surprise of a lifetime when they realize who is behind their kidnapping. A story that was written for a contest on another site.

SPOILERS Season 6 Finale! Ryan Wolfe is being blackmailed and will do anything to keep his family safe. Even Kill! As he begins to face the consquences of his actions another complication occurs causing him to think fast and maybe lose a friend or 2

It started out with a case he didnt want to work but when Greg Sanders turns up missing, he's got the whole lab looking for him. A year later he unexpectedly found but he doesnt remember his life as a CSI. Will Sara ever help him remember? Greg centric

When three teens and their families turn up dead, the crime lab believes its one of the teachers. Now Danny goes undercover as his friend's student teacher. He learns about the grim pasts of two students and a teacher that could kill him.Danny kidnapped

sequel to Phone calls. Martha, Steve, and Josh have escaped from jail seeking revenge on Joe, Ryan, and Rosita. When they cant find Joe and Rosita, they grab only Ryan hoping to get some info out of him. Ryan torture!

I couldn't think of a better title. Or summary. AU. Noncon sex, violence, cussing, slash. Ryan loved the sea. What he thought would be a dream come true turns into his worst nightmare. I hope you find it better than the title sounds! Read n review KPLSTHX

A tragic NickGreg love story where Greg was taken before his time, and Nick never thought he could open his heart to love. That was until they met each other and feel deeply in love. However their time together is short only 15 days. How can Nick manage?

A woman is found dead in a coffee shop, and nothing's adding up. But when CSI Ryan Wolfe realizes that the victim is an old high school friend, the stakes change. While Ryan sits in a holding cell, the team races to find a killer. Complete!

Please don't kill me for the title! AU. A year after Speed's death, Horatio hires a new CSI who looks incredibly familiar to Eric. When Eric realizes who he is, will he be able to work things out? Ryan is diff. Be warned.Rated for lang and slashy goodness

A man killed in his home did not seem like anything out of the ordinary, but Horatio felt there was something more. When a women is found dead, the murders seem to be linked to two of his CSI's that never showed up that day. Now Horatio has to find them.

The president's daughter is in town. Ryan is made to look after her. At a backed up road, three people with shotguns come up and open fire, killing innocent people. Now they have Ryan and the President's daughter for ransom.

While in STL gathering evidence on an arsonsist, Calleigh learns how Ryan deals with the calamities they see on the job and how he really feels about her. Ryan, in turn gets closer to her. I made Then the Morning Comes chapter 2 in this story. CHAP 6 UP!

NG.When Nick leaves for a camping trip post GD with his dad, Greg’s world crumbles around him and he finds himself struggling to survive in a new job that’s slowly killing him over time. Will someone find him before it’s too late? Noncon angst fluff

Dealing with the lab explosion isn’t easy for Greg. Dealing with the lab explosion isn’t easy for Sara. Together, they deal with it, and find something unexpected: love. GregSara. Based on events in 'Play With Fire'.

As the youngest, least experienced CSI on the scene the blame falls on Greg, however, despite being overwhlemed and overtired, he is sure he did nothing wrong. However as the case unfolds things just get worse for the young CSI. COMPLETED.

songfic with the song in the fic to Panic! at the Disco's Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Without Taking Her Clothes Off... RWCDCDED calliegh is cheating on ryan with delko and ryan confronts her and says goodbye in one hot farewell rated M for chapter 2...

Max left when Logan ended up in the hospital in 'She Ain't Heavy'.Three years have passed and she finds a cure and gets her barcode removed.She goes back to find out Logan is engaged to Asha.When they are reunited will they give into temptation?

A fashion empire heiress has been found dead in her pool, and the Miami Dade CSI team is on the case. The truth, and some other, deeper buried feelings, will resurface. RyanCalleigh, possible EricNatalia, and HoratioYelina if I can manage to fit her in.

EricRyan SLASH! Sequel to “Walking The Twisted Line.” Eric finally learns how Ryan met Speed. Reactions from the team affect Ryan in ways he did not expect. Inspired in part by lyrics in “Mi Chico Latino” by Gerri Halliwell. CH.13 UP! FIC NOW COMPLETE!

Those few weeks after being released from the hospital friends stay with Greg to make sure he's all right. He's not. Nick gets Greg drunk to get him to tell what happened when he was seventeen What happened that Greg is tormented by memories of a hospital

Greg SandersRyan Wolfe SLASH! Ryan couldn't help himself when he finally finds Greg. Just a light and fluffy ficlet that happens technically in Las Vegas, but what the heck. Read on and smile at the cuteness. COMPLETE!