At this point, we should be looking at how much time President Kaftan von SoftFlesh has spent in office instead of looking at how many days his dumb ass spends golfing. Since taking office, the president of the continental United States is on track to triple former President Barack “We Miss You, Shawty” Obama’s first year in office.

Because Donald Trump is a lying sack of laziness wrapped in a lie that is trapped in a mistruth that is strapped to a golf club, he spent Saturday at his Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Fla., which makes this his 81st day playing golf and his fourth day at a club, CNN reports.

No one knows whether he actually plays golf when he visits his clubs or how many rounds he actually plays when he’s there, but a law-enforcement source told CNN that Trump played with golf legend Jack Nicklaus, a longtime supporter of the president. And on Friday, Trump played with longtime traitor and uninvited cookout guest Tiger Woods and golfer Dustin Johnson.

By comparison, former President George W. Bush only played 24 rounds of golf during his presidency and stopped playing golf after being criticized for playing while the country was at war, CNN reports.

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In August 2016, then-GOP presidential candidate Fibbington von GolfTits told deplorables during an event, “If I win, I may never see my property—I may never see these places again. But because I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go golfing, believe me. Believe me. Believe me, folks.”

How’s that working out, 53 percent of white women who voted against your own self-interest to elect President Liar von AfterBirth?