Soz I sit down on the loading dock in the alley adjacent my office after work to try out my new toy. I felt like I was in grade 9 again. Sat. Down. Rookie mistake. Three hits off this Bob Marley robo cock.

If it's any consolation, I'm sure you're not the first to go out behind the loading dock to try out some new robo cock and come away disappointed

Amazon is opening a fulfillment center in Sacramento, bringing a thousand new jobs to the area. So I figure if this whole law thing doesn't work out, maybe I can go work for them slangin' boxes or something.

I'm picturing V-Dave becoming the Rob Schneider copy room guy at the Amazon warehouse, constantly trying out slang terms he learned on the internet on his annoyed co-workers.