QUIZ: Which BU Bachelor Should Profess Your Love to this Valentine’s Day?

‘Tis the season for cheesy pickup lines, Hallmark Cards, and grandiose, passionate gestures that allow you to profess your endless, eternal love for whomever strikes your fancy. Feeling torn this Valentine’s Day, unsure of a person worthy of your undying affection and late night “U up” text messages? Take this quiz to find the totally legitimate and ideal candidate to whom you should confess your infatuation, for whatever reason you see fit.

How did you react to BU’s announcement that there would not be a snow day on Monday?

Ate away your feelings by consuming seven servings of pasta.

Rescheduled your day around using free transportation to get to class.

Entered hour three of a Sunday afternoon wine and wine party; it was too late to turn back on the mess you made of yourself.

Made a meme of President Brown as Salt Bae, throwing money instead of salt.

Correct!

Wrong!

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What is your typical Tuesday morning breakfast routine?

Wake up at 7 am so you can get the “Early Rize-r” deal at Rize, then head upstairs to eat a four-course breakfast at the Bay State dining hall before class.

Skip breakfast in favor of sleeping in. Heineken and hydrogen bonds at 2 am did not produce the reaction you were aiming for.

Sit down for a bowl of cereal, only to check your phone and realize that the next BU Bus is arriving in 25 minutes and you need to be across campus in 10. Start sprinting.

Strut into Starbucks and order a fancy cup of reserve coffee, only to discover that you have $0.07 in your bank account and can’t refill your rewards card.

Correct!

Wrong!

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What is your idea of a perfect Valentine’s Day date?

Venture out to the Museum of Science to maintain your illusion that you know what you’re doing in life.

A dinner of the finest Top Ramen that two dollars can buy. Promise your date that “the presentation makes the dish” and that you will “totally pay her back for the two dollars she lent you this week.”

An organized feast of Basho sushi, Loose Leafs salad, and an entire roasted turkey from Cranberry Farms, all paid for in convenience points.

No date at all. Public transportation can be so unreliable sometimes and you just didn’t want to risk waiting at a bus stop in the sludge for 20 minutes staring at your phone.

Correct!

Wrong!

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What is your guilty pleasure?

Smoking an exorbitantly priced cigarette right next to a “No Smoking” sign in the midst of coughing students.

Trying all of the possible meal combinations at the dining hall for seven straight hours.

Splurging on an UberPool when you realize that the BU Bus doesn’t operate on Sundays.

Using an incentive based study system: For every problem set that asks about something that wasn’t covered in the lecture, take a shot.

Correct!

Wrong!

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What’s your favorite terrier pickup line?

“Are you the BU Bus? Because you’re always on my mind but never where I need you to be.”

“Are you my chemistry midterm? Because I see you in my dreams, like war flashbacks."

“Are you an apple crisp? Because you’re just the variety I need in my dessert choices.”