Kids today got problemsLike their parents never hadNeighborhood's dangerousAnd the public schools are badHolding out distractions, so irresistibleThe hours fly byNo work gets done

Some Jewish kids still tryingSome white kids trying tooMillions of real American kidsDon't have a clueRight here on the lotWe got the answerProduct guaranteed to satisfy

Korean parents still saySay that you not all you want to beSay you got a better environmentWork at school is not going well

Korean parents still saySay you need a little disciplineSomeone to whip you into shapeThey'll be sticklers, they'll be fair

Look at the numbersThat's all I askWho's at the head of every classYou really think they're smarterThan you areThey just work their asses offTheir parents make them do it

What a load off your back that will beNo tears, no regretNever forget who sent Fido to the farmGreatest generation You're parent's aren't the greatest generationSo sick about hearing 'bout the greatest generationThat generation could be youSo let's see what you can doKorean parents and you