Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like Old Thread food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of Old Thread food until your tears smell enough like Old Thread food to make your Old Thread come back, or you can go out there and find your Old Thread.

Homer : "You'd think that wouldn't you? But you see, Lisa, your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's OK in the bible."
Lisa: "Really? Where?"
Homer: "Uhh...somewhere in the back."

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like Old Thread food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of Old Thread food until your tears smell enough like Old Thread food to make your Old Thread come back, or you can go out there and find your Old Thread.