3.31.2006

So I've just declared today to be "Time to Start Drinking" Day. Not that you necessarily have to start drinking but if you add that sentence on to the end of everything you say today, the cumulative effect over the course of the day would be to add a tremendous amount of funny to the universe.

And we funny people need to work to counter the really un-funny antics of the too-tight-underwear league, i.e. the Republican Party.

So, for the rest of the day, append your conversations with "Time to start drinking" and enjoy the hilarity.

Unless you're at an AA meeting and then you can substitute, "Time to stop drinking". I don't want to be responsible for any backslides.Tags: Time to Start Drinking Day