pants: I AM A GAY MALE AND I AM WILLING TO PROVE IT
deuce: PLEASE CONTINUE
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A HAULGHLAGLAHGLUAHGULAHGL
deuce: VERY GOOD PLEASE CONTINUE
pants: LIFT ME UP AND CONSUME THE CONTENTS OF MY GAY ADULT MALE DIAPER
deuce: GAHLGHALUGHALUGHLAG