I can't begin to express--without using four-letter words, that is--how SICK AND TIRED I am of the media's coverage of Anna Nicole. Deliberate obfuscation of stories which really matter? Lulling Americans to sleep? WHAT???

Brittany is just the next in a long line of celebs to check into rehab. Of course, she could have shaved her head so as to prevent drug-use analysis of the hair shafts.