Bibi Jones Says She Didn’t Have Sex with Rob Gronkowski, But She Wanted to

Porn star Bibi Jones went on a Boston sports radio show Monday morning and said she and Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowskidid not have sex this weekend, though she wanted to.

Jones told The Sports Hub’s Toucher and Rich (LBS writer Del’s favorite Boston morning show), that she was hanging out with friends that weekend who played football with Gronk at Arizona. There were a bunch of guys who invited her over to watch one of her movies.

Jones says she didn’t know who Gronk was, but he explained that he played for the Pats. She says he was very polite and a “gentleman,” and that he wasn’t a “creeper or anything.”

The only weird thing about the story is that Bibi says Gronkowski carries one of his jerseys around with him — exactly for opportunities like that.

“I wish something happened but nothing did,” she said disappointed.

Even if the night didn’t go the way Bibi hoped, Rob seemed to get out of it what he wanted. He took the pictures with Bibi in hopes that she would be able to send him more Twitter followers. See, it was a marketing opportunity for the Pats tight end.

And just when you thought NFL was the hottest thing in America, we have Bibi Jones to put everything in perspective. Now we know what America’s real pastime is.