From The Couch: Penn State Fan Breaks Out Giant Fur For Homecoming Game, Ladies

Joe Kinsey

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It was cold in Pennsylvania yesterday but, seriously, full fur worthy?

You know, this is the piece of clothing every man should have in his closet. You never know when wearing a fox on your head is just going to feel right.

Going to the bar and don’t want to wear that sweaty, stinking Phillies cap? Break out the fox.

Nothing says “your place or mine” like a giant coat you can throw down on your floor and the chick never gets cold. This guy is a friggin’ genius. Just imagine the poon he pulls when a woman realizes she’s never had sex on a fox fur.

We once had a chick begging for more after throwing out a fleece blanket on the hood of a 1978 Malibu. We keep trying to tell Kevin the Intern that women like the unusual.

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