There were two patients in the mental hospital, David and Jason. One day, David walked around the hospital’s swimming pool; suddenly jumped into the water and sank to the bottom. Jason saw this, then jumped into the pool, swam to the bottom,and saved David. Everyone in the hospital heard about Jason’s heroic act. The Surgeon general also learned this event and thought the David was healed. And then, he decided to discharge him from hospital. Discharge procedures were made, documents were prepared, and the Chief Physician went to see Jason on the same day:
Jason, I have good and bad news for you. The good news is that; we think that you are healed because of your heroism. So we decided to discharge you. The bad news is, the patient you saved, Jason, committed suicide.He just hung himself in the bathroom of his room.
Jason responds calmly:
– He didn’t commit suicide, I hung him for drying

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