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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Zunion is
a secret organization
created by super villains which each super villain is a member of. The Zunion’s
goal is universal domination and they actively look for new super villains to
join The Zunion. The Zunion is currently lead by Zrotk who is also one of its
founders. The Zunion also currently has two co-leaders X-Eye (Henry Q.) and
Hillaxthe Destroyer. The
Zunion is secretly working together to not only take over the universe but to
destroy every single one of the “That
Spells Action Heroes!”

I was looking through my old books and I found a character I've forgotten all about. All I think I remember about this character is that it's a young female sea horse who went on adventures under the sea with her friends. Thought it's name was Sally but I'm not totally sure, but again I completely forgot all about this character and I thought I share with you the drawings I found of this lost sea horse character I created when I was a kid. And who knows, maybe this lost sea horse character might be back in new stories or I may even remake the original story all together. So enjoy these drawings and I can't wait to properly reintroduce this lost character in the very, very near future. Side note, I think I co-created this character with Mrs. S but I'm not entirely sure!

Thursday, February 20, 2014

The Keeper:
We need your help to frame Mr. Hero, and we want you to reform The Injustice
Gang, we will pay you $29, 0002, if you help us, so, what do you say.

Now we see
Lex Luthor.

Lex Luthor:
I’m in, and could I also kill Superman at the same time.

The Keeper:
Sure, the more murders the merrier, now get all the members of the Injustice
Gang together.

Lex Luthor:
I’ll get working on that.

The Keeper:
Good, come Dr. Power, we must get more super villains together.

Dr. Power:
Yes master.

Then the
Keeper and Dr. Power flew away.

Now we see
Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor:
Suckers.

Then Lex
Luthor started laughing!

Now we go to
Brock Stonewall’s office. And we see him watching the news.

Anchorwoman:
Today Wonder Woman stopped a bank robbery, and in other news Hero City’s #1
super hero, Mr. Hero, has just killed our mayor, why would our beloved hero do
such a thing, and now we talk to some super heroes on what they think about Mr.
Hero killing the mayor.

Now we see
Cyclops.

Cyclops: I’m
proud to be a member of the X-Men, but it makes me sick to see a hero we all
loved kill a man.

Now we see
Captain America.

Captain
America: Sad, I was friends with Mr. Hero, and killing the mayor is just wrong,
I hope Mr. Hero learns his lesson.

Now we see
the Anchorwoman again.

Anchorwoman:
Well, the police are looking for Mr. Hero and even the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,
and in other news….

Then Brock
Stonewall turns off his TV.

Now we see
Brock Stonewall drinking.

Brock
Stonewall: Now why would a super hero kill the mayor, guess I was right.

Then we hear
a window breaking.

Brock
Stonewall: What the fuck, who’s there.

Then we see
Brock Stonewall running to the window.

Then we see
Mr. Hero.

Mr. Hero:
Hello Mr. Stonewall, I need your help with something.

Brock
Stonewall: I’m calling the cops, you killed the mayor, and you’re a super hero.

Mr. Hero:
But I was framed, and I have some people I think who framed me, I’ll pay you
$4,008.

Brock
Stonewall: Wait, so you may have been framed, alright, now just give me the
money and I’ll see what I can do.

Mr. Hero
gives Brock Stonewall a briefcase full of money.

Mr. Hero:
Alright, now I have to go, here’s a list of people who may have framed me.

Brock
Stonewall: Okay, and who’s the geek.

Then we see
a nerd.

Mr. Hero: Oh,
that’s my sidekick, Kicky.

Then we see
Kicky.

Kicky: Don’t
worry Mr. Hero, I’ll find out who framed you or my name isn’t Kicky.

Then Kicky
starts walking then trips on his cape.

Brock
Stonewall: I think your sidekick sucks.

Mr. Hero:
They always say that, okay let’s go Kicky.

Kicky: Yes
Mr. Hero, up, up, and away.

Then Kicky
and Mr. Hero flew out the window.

Then we see
Brock Stonewall holding the list.

Brock
Stonewall: Looks like I need to go to Lex Corp, I need a drink.

Then we see
Brock Stonewall drinking.

Now we see a
building with the Lex Corp logo on it. Now we see Brock Stonewall walking with
a list.

Brock
Stonewall: Okay I’m at Lex Corp headquarters, and the person on the list is Lex
Luthor.

Brock
Stonewall goes to the fount gate and is stopped by security guards.

Security
Guard #1: Who are you, and do you have a meeting with anyone in here.

Brock
Stonewall: I’m a detective, and I need to talk with your boss.

Security
Guard #2: No one can see Mr. Luthor, and get the hell out of here.

Spider-man:
Gees, that guy is worst then J. Jonah
Jameson. He’s an asshole.

Now we see
Brock Stonewall walking.

Brock
Stonewall (thoughts): Hey, you guys are thinking why did I say those things in
fount of Spider-man, well, because I hate super heroes, why, because they take
away the jobs of us cops and detectives, and they take all the credit for
saving the day, hey I stop a few super villains in my day, but do I get all the
things that super heroes get for saving the day, no, I get no rewards or money,
I’m just a stinking drunk, speaking of which, I could use a drink right about
now.

Then Brock
Stonewall pulls out a drink, and just when he’s about to drink it, it blows up.

Brock
Stonewall: What the…what happened to my bottle.

Then
Superman flew down in fount of him.

Superman: I
say you should go to rehab and quick drinking, and now I have to go, I hear
there’s a crime nearby.

Lex Luthor:
Ladies and gentlemen, I Lex Luthor, give you the world’s strongest war robot,
it has missiles, lasers, and even has jetpack feet, it will cost $50 million,
but our boys in blue could use a Lex Corp touch.

Now we see a
reporter raising his hand.

The
reporter: Mr. Luthor, are you going to use this robot to stop Superman, or have
you changed your evil ways.

Lex Luthor:
I gave up years ago to stop Superman, but that’s all behind me now, thank you
all for coming, good bye now!

Then Lex
Luthor started walking down towards the exit.

Lex Luthor
(to himself): Oh but I will kill Superman someday.

Then Lex
Luthor started laughing evilly.

Soon we see
a hand grab Lex Luthor.

Lex Luthor:
Hey, what are you doing, I order you to stop.

Dr. Power:
I, Dr. Power, need to talk to you alone, with a friend of mine.

Now we see Lex
Luthor sitting down with Dr. Power.

Dr. Power:
Meet my boss, the Keeper, he’s a former witch doctor, and very skilled in the
magical arts.

Friday, February 14, 2014

At a government base, the Red Crickets
killed all of the people working at the government base. Except General J. who
was just badly hurt. “Oh man, I have to get out of here, but I’m too weak to
move,” cried General J. General J. had broken legs, and his head was cut wide
open. Then XZ flew down towards General J. “XZ, is that you,” cried General J.
“Yah, I have some bad news, the Red Crickets killed everybody in this base, and
then the demons killed all of the Red Crickets,” said XZ. “But how did you
survive my alien friend,” asked General J. “Well, the Red Crickets thought I
looked like a cricket, and I was red, so they worshipped me like a god, now
let’s get out of here,” said XZ. Then XZ picked up General J. and then XZ flew
off. “I know there’s an exit coming up, and then I’ll fly you to a hospital,”
said XZ. “But XZ, you’re an alien, you can’t let people see you,” cried General
J. “O yah, but even if I get you out, you may die anyway,” said XZ. Then XZ
found an exit, and then XZ saw the Maxmobile. “Hey, is anybody there,” yelled
XZ. Then Kim saw XZ. “You guys, it’s a monster,” yelled Kim. “Who are you
working for,” yelled Max Storm. Then XZ landed by the Maxmobile and set General
J. down. “Look, I’m an alien that lives in the government base, and I have a
man named General J. who works for the U.S. Government, and he needs medical
help right now,” yelled XZ. “Let’s put him inside the Maxmobile, and Kim, get
the First AID kit out and XZ you stay with her,” yelled Mike Storm. “Alright,
can we go do the plan now,” yelled the Skull Slasher. “Okay, let’s set the
bomb,” yelled Mike Storm. Then our heroes went inside the government base, and
Kim was helping General J. Will our heroes stop the Red Crickets? Nobody knows!

Mike
Storm was telling our heroes a plan to stop the Red Crickets. “Alright, Dad and
Skull will be with me, and Mom, you watch the Maxmobile, and okay here’s how
were…,” said Mike Storm. “Wait, I’m your Mom,” yelled Kim Shotwer. “Yah, but I
don’t want to say anything else,” said Mike Storm. “Continue the plan Mike,”
said Skull. “Okay, now I have a bomb and we’re going to blow up the government
base that the Red Crickets took over, since every Red Cricket is there, and
then once we put the bomb in place, we’ll get out the way we came, any
questions” asked Mike Storm. “Yah I have a question, how is Kim your mother,
and I’m your father,” asked Max Storm. “Look, I don’t want to say anything
about the future okay, now everybody knows the plan,” said Mike Storm. Everybody
nodded their head. “Okay, let’s do it,” yelled Mike Storm. What will happen
next? Nobody knows!

Friday, February 7, 2014

I just posted my fan made "The Legend of Zelda" movie script and now I figured I should post the sequel I wrote on my blog too. Now here it is, a sequel I wrote to my first fan made movie script of a "The Legend of Zelda" movie. Enjoy! (Note: I was a kid when I wrote this, so spelling errors will follow)

The Legend of Zelda II: Wings
of a Warrior!

The movie opens with a
picture of a little village…subtitles at the bottom

“This is the Gerudo village
home of the evil Ganondorf,”

Then it shows a picture of a
woman holding a baby…subtitles at the bottom

“Ganondorf
was known as the King of the Gerudo. Although the race is primarily composed of
females, legend has it that a sole male Gerudo is born every hundred years,
thereby giving Ganondorf the respective title,”

Then
it shows a picture of Ganondorf…subtitles at the bottom

“The
power soon went into his head, he wanted more power,”

Then
it shows Ganondorf holding the Triforce…subtitles at the bottom

“Ganondorf finds out that
the Triforce will give him god-like powers, but soon the people of the Gerudo
village found a new leader, Ganondorf was soon kick out and found a place with Hylians
in the kingdom of Hyrule,
as the kingdom’s general,”

Then it shows a picture
of a kingdom on fire…subtitles at the bottom

“Hyrule soon became the
biggest kingdom with Ganondorf’s help, because he took over other kingdoms and
made them apart of Hyrule, and he built Hyrule’s top dungeons and soon he wanted
more power,”

Then it shows a picture
of Hyrule guards holding down Ganondorf….subtitles at the bottom

“Ganondorf was soon
vanished from Hyrule for trying to kill the king, Ganondorf became a new
villain, but Ganondorf was killed years later….or so we think,”

Then we hear evil
laughing and lighting hits the screen.

Then we see a blue sky
and playing in the background is The Legend of Zelda theme song, then we see
the logo

Then we see Pit flying
and under him in the background are the opening credits.

Soon we see the castle,
and then in a window we see Link.

Link: Wow, I wonder how
the rest of my life is going to be like

Then Link’s dad comes
inside Link’s room.

King of Hyrule: My son
Link, guess what

Link: What, I’m getting a
new sword.

King of Hyrule: No,
you’re getting married to a beautiful princess.

Link: But, is this an
arranged marriage.

King of Hyrule: Yes, but
your mother and I had an arranged marriage, and we had you and Zelda.

Link: But, what if I
don’t love her.

King of Hyrule: You’ll
grow to love her, and besides you’re a prince who needs to become king, good
bye son.

Then the King of Hyrule
walks out of Link’s bedroom

Then we see a tall
attractive women come into Link’s bedroom

Link: O, hi Impa what do
you want

Impa: I need you to come
with me, I’m the protector of you and your family, now, come on

Now we see Big Harry,
Josh, and Tingle playing cards!

Big Harry: I win again,
you guys own me 4 gold jewels.

Josh: Man, well at least
I’m glad being a knight in the Hyrule kingdom pays well.

Tingle: Well, it was fun
playing with you guys, I have to get back to work at my magic shop.

Tingle walks out

Big Harry: Bye little
buddy!

Then Link and Impa walk
in.

Josh: Hey, how’s the
prince doing?

Link: Fine, hey what do
you guys think of arranged marriage?

Josh: Well, as long as
the girl’s hot and has a nice rack it’s cool with me.

Josh and Big Harry start
laughing and then Josh and Big Harry give each other a high-5

Impa: Hey, women are just
as imported as men, we may not have as much rights as men but we do the work
around here.

Impa walks out of the
room

Link: You guys are
idiots, women don’t understand ok, now get back to work.

Josh: Yes…buddy

Link walks out.

Big Harry frowns

Josh: What’s wrong big
guy?

Big Harry: Well, I kind
of like that Impa chick, and now I made upset, how I’m I going to ever find a
girlfriend, and besides who wants to date a giant.

Josh: Hey, what if I
could help you hook up with Impa, you’re a giant and she’s petty tall, you’ll
go great together.

Big Harry: Alright, let’s
do it!

Now we go to Princess
Zelda’s bedroom

Link walks in.

Princess Zelda: Hey
little bro, what’s wrong?

Link: Why, I’m I prince,
and why do I have to get an arranged marriage, what if the girl doesn’t like
me.

Princess Zelda: Well, if
you want to make mom and dad happy go though with it, and don’t worry, if mom
and dad can do it, so can you

Link turns his head and
looks out the window.

Then though the window we
see Pit flying.

Link: What’s that flying
thing?

Princess Zelda: He’s
back!

Princess Zelda runs out
of her room.

Link: Whose back.

Then we see the king’s
thrown room and the King of Hyrule and the Queen of Hyrule are talking to Pit.

Link: Who’s the kid with
the wings?

Pit: Did he just call me
kid, I’m 1,000 years old thank you very much, and I just look like a teenager.

King of Hyrule: Link,
this is Pit and he’s the leader of Palutena’s royal bodyguard, he’s knows one
of the goddesses that help make the Triforce.

Queen of Hyrule: So, what
are you doing here Pit?

Pit: Well, I came for the
Triforce, by orders of Palutena herself!

Princess Zelda: Wait, the
Triforce was made for mortal beings to give them the powers of a god, why do
you need it back?

Link: Yah, the only
person I knew that earned the power of the Triforce was Ganondorf and we killed
him.

Pit: Not exactly.

Then we go to a young man
walking on the side of the river of lava.

Vaati: Hello, Ganondorf,
where are you, I’m looking to help you take over the world.

Then Vaati sees Ganondorf
and he looks burnt.

Vaati: Are you the great
Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Help me to the
fountain.

Vaati picks Ganondorf up.

Vaati: What fountain?

Ganondorf: The fountain
of youth, you smartass!

Then we see the fountain
of youth and Vaati throws Ganondorf into it.

Ganondorf is soon healing
fast.

Ganondorf: So what is
your name young man?

Vaati: My name is Vaati,
I’m a wizard like you, I’m a Wind Mage, but I can also turn into a monster, so
can I work for you or what?

Ganondorf: I’ll hirer you
as my second-in-command, because my first one Onox died, so may I see your
monster form?

Vaati: Yes, don’t blink!

Then we see a shadow of
Vaati’s monster form.

Ganondorf: Perfect (then
Ganondorf and Vaati laugh).

Now we go to a meeting
with Pit, King of Hyrule, and Link

Pit: Now, we need an army
ready because Ganondorf will send a lot of Octoroks, Like Likes, and Redeads

King of Hyrule: Ok, I’ll
get General Lee to lead the army, now that just leaves Ganondorf, but who will
kill him

Then
a bald old man walks in wearing a red gown and had a white beard

King of Hyrule: Ah, Link have you
met The Old Man, He knows every thing

The Old Man: Link, should go
on the quest for I have met him as a child, he is the Trifore’s next chosen
one.

Link: O yah, I remember him

Then the screen fades away
and we seen a cave then we see a three kids, one is bigger then the other two

Link: Hey, want to go into
the haunted cave

Big Harry: Link that cave is
scary, and monsters live in there

Josh: Oh, shut up Big Harry,
you, Link, and I will go into the cave together, ok big guy

Big Harry: Ok Josh lets do it

Josh: You hear that Link,
Link, ah man he went into the cave with out us

Now we go to Young Link in
the cave, soon Link sees an old man between two torches.

Link: Hello, do you live in
this cave or something?

Then fire roared

The Old Man: I know you
destiny, Link, you well become a great warrior never forget that, you will stop
evil, once and for all, Link look for the Triforce.

Link: Wait what does that
mean.

Then the screen turns black.

Then we see older Link’s face

Link: I know what I must do,
Pit and I will go and stop Ganondorf together.

The Old Man: That’s the
spirit Link, you will meet me again on your quest

Pit: Wait me and Link, I have
to work with this guy, alright, if it will help save Hyrule, then I’ll do it.

Then Pit and Link shake hands

Then we see Link and Pit
leaving Hyrule.

Pit: Now, which way should we
go?

Link: This way

Soon Link and Pit were
walking though the forest.

Now we go to Ganondorf’s
castle

Vaati: Hey, Ganondorf your
girlfriend is here

Ganondorf: What the hell are
you talking about?

Then a big, fat, green
skinned monster walked in

Medusa: Hello, I’m the
goddess of darkness, Medusa

Ganondorf: Hey, I thought
that the goddess of darkness looked like a supermodel, not so mutant monster
with snakes for hair

Medusa: Listen, Palutena the
goddess of light turned me into this, and banished me to the Underworld, I
hated my sister for that!

Ganondorf: Wait, Palutena is your
sister

Medusa: Sadly, yes, but I’m
here for something

Ganondorf: What?

Medusa: The Triforce!

Then we go to Link and Pit at
an edge of a river.

Pit: I’m going to fly across
the river.

Link: I need to put something
on,

Link then pulled out of his
backpack the Zora mask, and put it on and swam though the river.

Pit: I’ll meet you across.

Now we go to Link underwater,
then he bumps into another Zora.

Link: O sorry, I didn’t see
you there

Aoz: Hey, are you new in town

Link: No, I’m here on a
quest, and….hey, are you working for Ganondorf

Aoz: No, my race stopped
working for him years ago, and besides I can’t go back to my home village
anyway because I’m an outlaw,

Link: So, that means

Aoz: I was kicked out of my
village long ago

Link: What’s your name?

Aoz: My name is Aoz, you’re
kind of cute,

Link: Are you gay?

Aoz: Dude, I’m a girl, how
can you not tell your own kind apart

Link: I’m not a Zora, it’s
just I mask, but keep a look out for anything weird okay, bye, and I’ll try my
best not too make you an outlaw anymore okay

Link then swims away, and Aoz
follows Link up to the shore, Link takes off the mask and becomes normal again.

Link: Let’s go Pit

Pit: Alright man,

Then Pit flies away, and Link
runs away

Aoz: I think I’m in love with
that guy,

Now we go to a bar, then a
big monstrous Moblin comes in.

Kupr:
Hey, one of you bartenders get me a fucking drink

Then one of the bartenders
gets a drink, Kupr drinks it down.

Kupr: Get me another drink
dam it

Then we see Vaati holding a
cocktail

Vaati: Hello my big, Moblin,
friend, how would you like to work for Ganondorf?

Kupr: Who the hell are you!

Then we see Vaati smiling.

Now we go to Ganondorf’s
castle and we see him talking to Medusa

Medusa: Ganondorf, if you
help me I’ll give you a bigger army

Ganondorf: What kind of army
are we talking?

Medusa:Stalfos, fresh from the Underworld.

Ganondorf: I think I like you

Ganondorf then laughs

Now we go back to Aoz who was
on dry land, then we see a little shack

Then we see Tingle

Tingle: Hello, welcome to
Tingle’s Magic Shop, what can I do for you

Then we look at Aoz

Aoz:
Do you have anything that can make me a Hylian

Tingle: Now why does a Zora want to change it’s race

Aoz puts jewels on the counter

Tingle: I’ll see what I have in stock

Tingle then comes back with a reddish-greenish potion

Tingle: Drink this, it will make you into a Hylian

Aoz then drinks the potion, and then turns into a beautiful young woman

Tingle: Here I got a mirror in the back

Aoz then screams

Aoz: That did it, that was enough jewels for the potion right

Tingle: Yes, but I’ll get you some clothes

Tingle went back and soon gave her a dress

Tingle: Thank you, come again, what a nice young women, to bad when
she’ll turn back into a Zora though

Now we go to Link and Pit, soon they see an army of Octoroks and Stalfos.
Pit shoots some with his bow and arrow, Link is fighting them with his sword.
Link and Pit won

Pit: She must be back

Link: Who

Pit: Medusa, goddess of darkness, she is the only one who could have
gotten an army of Stalfos

Then we hear clapping, then the screen turns to Vaati

Vaati: Well done, I could tell that you guys are looking for the
Triforce, you guys aren’t going to get it

Princess Zelda: Impa, do
you think I’ll ever find a man of my own, since Link is right, I don’t want to
have an arranged marriage either

Princess Zelda: Impa, how
about your love life, you haven found anyone, and you’re the same age as me and
still single, find someone special already

Impa: If only I could

Then Big Harry walks in

Big Harry: Oh guys Link’s
bride is here

Princess Zelda: She is, I
want to meet my sister-in-law

Then Princess Zelda runs
out of the room

As Big Harry was about to
leave, Impa grabbed his arm

Big Harry: Did I do
anything wrong, don’t worry I’ll go back and protect the gate

Impa: No you did nothing
wrong, I heard you and your friend talking about me, do you like me or
something

Big Harry: Well, yes, I
kinda have a crush on you, but if you don’t want to date me I understand

Impa: No, it’s just, your
nice and really want to know you, and I kinda thought you were nice, o my, I
think I love you

Big Harry: I like to get
to know you, maybe we can go on a date

Impa: Yes, I would love
to go on a date with you, but I have something to ask you, are you a giant or a
Hylian

Big Harry: Well, I’m a giant, but I was adopted by Hylians

Impa: What happened to your parents

Big Harry: Well…

Now we go to a flashback

Now we see two giants walking in the woods

Giant #1: O, our son needs a good how, we’re considered monsters just
because of our size, but I don’t want my son growing up with giants, good thing
he is a runt, because he won’t grow 19 feet like his parents, but 7 feet tall,
so he can fit in with normal people

Giant #2: I don’t want to give up my baby, so what if he grows up in a
world of giants, it doesn’t matter

Giant #1: Well, I guess you’re right, I

Then they heard a horn, then an army of knights came and started fighting
the giants

The baby giant was on the ground whenThe Old Man soon picked him up

The Old Man: Oh poor kid,
don’t worry I know a family who can take care of you, but what happened to your
parents, never mind

Then The Old Man starts
walking with the baby giant, and then we slowly see the dead bodies of the baby
giant’s parents

Then we see the Old Man
knocking on a door

A young couple answers it

Husband: Hello sir what do
you want

The Old Man: I know you and
your wife had just gotten married, but I hear you don’t have any kids, so, I
found you a son, and can you take care of it

Husband: Yes, I always wanted
a son

Wife: O will have a son,
where did you find him

The Old Man: Listen, don’t
tell the towns people this, but this is a giant, I don’t know for sure, but I
have a feeling that he can fit in with Hylians,
but please take care of him

Wife: O thank you, we don’t care if
he is a wolf, well take good care of him

Husband: Thank you kind…where did he
go

The Old Man was gone, but then we
see the young couple holding there new adopted son

Wife: I think we should name him
Harry

Husband: If he’s a giant, we should
call him Big Harry

Then the screen turns black, and
then we go back to the future

Big Harry: My parents were kind,
they didn’t tell me I was a giant until I was bigger then the other kids, soon
I met Josh and Link and the rest in history

Impa: So you never knew your parents

Big Harry: Yes, I never knew my real
parents, but some think I’m a runt because my race can grow 20 feet tall, I’m
only 7 feet tall, but who ever found me, knew I could fit in with Hylians
because I’m look almost normal

Impa: It most be sad not knowing any
other giants

Big Harry: I just hope there still
are giants, because I maybe the last of my kind, because Hylians killed all of
them, just because we were different, well I got to get back on the job, so
tell me when we should go on that date

Then Big Harry runs out and Princess
Zelda comes in with Link’s bride

Princess Zelda: I like you to meet
the princess, Princess Nada

The Princess: My name is actually Aoz,
I mean sorry that’s my nick name

Impa: Where did you get the nickname
Aoz

Now we go to Ganondorf talking to
Medusa

Ganondorf: So, I can keep the
Triforce right

Medusa: You can get you’re god
powers from it, and then give it back to me before my sister Palutena gets it
back, then it will be mine

Vaati then comes running in

Vaati: You guys Kupr betrayed us, he’s
working for Link and Pit now

Ganondorf:
What, no, no, send out some Octorks, Like Likes, and some ReDead now! Or your
fired Vaati

Vaati:
Yes sir, I’ll get right on that

Then
Vaati went running out

Then
we see Ganondorf

Ganondorf:
This time, Link won’t win

Now
we go to Link, Pit, and Kupr walking in the woods

Link:
Pit I think were lost

Pit:
Don’t worry a town is a mile away from here

Kupr:
God, I hope we find a god dam bar soon, because I need a stinking drink right
about now

Link:
Look

Then
we see a big tree with a face on it

Pit:
Don’t touch it, it could be alive

Kupr:
Well, if it’s not, I get some fire wood

Great Deku Tree: No, I’m the Great Deku Tree, I can help you on your
quest

Link: Hey, I thought you were
just a myth

Great Deku Tree: No, I’ll
tell you something you should know, Ganondorf is going to croup me down, but
I’m the protector of this forest, the animals won’t know how to live if I’m not
around

Link: Don’t worry we’ll kill
Ganondorf for you

Great Deku Tree: Thank you,
but there’s something I should tell you

Link: What?

Great Deku Tree: Watch your
anger, because it may let your darkness free

Link: What does that mean?

Great Deku Tree: Don’t worry,
you’ll find out soon enough

Pit: Come on we have to keep
moving

Kupr: Yah I need to go to a
bar, so hurry up dam it

Link: Bye, thanks for your
advice

Great Deku Tree: You welcome

The Great Deku Tree went back
to sleep, and Link, Pit, and Kupr were walking on the tail again.

Now we see a town, then we
slowly a tail though the town, then we see Link, Pit, and Kupr standing on the
tail into the town.

Link, Pit, and Kupr are walking
though the town, and then we see a dog