An incompetent knight is being harmed every 8 minutes

Over 23 million hapless falls from cogs and rising!

A hapless knight is suffering on a mobile or tablet near you right now!

Evil black knights in blimps are snatching up knights with a big claw-like winch thingys

Save The Knight!

It’s a little known fact that an incompetent knight is being harmed every 8 minutes. Whether it’s through falling off a tall ledge, missing a spinning cog or mis-timing a catch, a hapless knight is likely suffering on a mobile or tablet near you right now.

Perhaps worst of all, Knights are being continually victimised by evil black knights in blimps who think nothing of snatching them up with a big claw-like winch thingy and stranding them in tall towers which never ever seem to have any stairs….a bit like Rapunzel. These poor defenceless knights sit neglected, sometimes waiting for days on end to be rescued by their beloved Princess Erica.

What can you do to help?

To help highlight the plight of the knight we’ve created a special commemorative single ‘Save the Knight’ (below). Whether you’re on the toilet, blowing your nose, or daydreaming out of the window we hope that you’ll use your valuable time to listen to the words and help share the message with other people who are shockingly unaware of what is going on under their very noses.

We sincerely thank you for your time and hope that you will share the message in order to stop the knightly abuse from happening to any other armor-clad heroes.

Feels like having your ankle chewed up by gears, but it hurts so good.