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Saturday, 7 March 2015

Four Give and Four Get

It takes something truly remarkable
to bring a football writer on hiatus back to the pen and the blank page (or the
Mac and the Calibri, whatever stirs the imagination). Something that shakes the
very foundations of the footballing world.

Arsenal winning a trophy, Mourinho
praising a referee, Zlatan scoring and not taking the credit, someone else
scoring and Zlatan not taking the credit, Real Madrid lasting one week without
being linked to a German, City lasting one week without being linked to an
Arsenal player, Marco Reus lasting one week- all of these are fine examples of
such oddities of the football universe.

This weekend witnessed one such outlier
which has compelled me to get back to inflicting my opinions, such as they are,
on my ten(s) of readers. A referee gave Manchester United a penalty at Old
Trafford- and, unlike the red card that followed it, it was the correct
decision.

The subsequent penalty was put away
by defensive midfielder Wayne Rooney who was making a rare appearance in a
forward role this season. He is now the highest scoring defensive midfielder in
the history of the league.

The race for the top four places in
English football has been a very forgiving one. Every team that gets up a head
of steam seems to feel almost ashamed to be pulling away from its cohorts and
takes it upon itself to slip up and let the others back into it.

If somebody had told Brendan
Rodgers that Liverpool would be in with a shout of the top four after they lost
3-0 to United at Old Trafford earlier in the season, he’d have probably laughed
politely and blamed Balotelli as he was wont to do back then. But the truth is,
now, they really are in with more than a shout.

Many opined that with European
football keeping the likes of Liverpool and Arsenal occupied, Manchester United
would have an advantage with more resting time between games. But, Liverpool
and Arsenal have done everything in their power to nullify that advantage.

Liverpool travelled to Turkish side
Besiktas and did their best to lose in 90 minutes only to be thwarted into 30
minutes extra time and finally counted on ever-reliable latest failed signing
Dejan Lovren to revitalize their campaign by knocking them out of Europe.

Arsenal, too, proved that the
Champions League draw is totally irrelevant and that if they play badly enough,
they can lose to absolutely any team in the Round of 16. Arsene Wenger relied
on the clinical finishing of Olivier Giroud and Danny Welbeck who delivered, spurning
sitter after sitter as Dimitar Berbatov’s blistering pace on the counter was
far too much for the already sprightly Per Mertesacker.

Arsene is optimistic about the return
leg, where he intends to use the experience of Francis Coquelin and Serge
Gnabry to finish the job. Not to be left behind, Tottenham Hotspur is also a
football club.

Southampton have no European
football to be concerned about, but they do have European footballers to be
concerned about- Graziano Pelle has had an awful time recently netting just thrice
in his last 22 appearances. Koeman has been forced to ridiculous extremes and
has reportedly even considered taking Radamel Falcao on loan from- oh wait,
that’s for the other Dutch guy.

Louis van Gaal declared recently
that Manchester United are the best in-form team in the league. Some have
posited that that was actually heard wrong- he had said that Manchester United
are the best INFORMED team in the league. While the latter may not make much
sense, unlike the former it has a shot at being true.

United lumbered over the weekend to
a 2-0 victory over Sunderland- relying on the ever-faithful Wes Brown and John
O’Shea to get them over the line. The mid-week trip to Tyne-side was described
by a fan after the game as “like watching paint dry”. United have defended
themselves claiming that said fan is a painter and happens to love watching
paint dry.

West Ham United have picked up one
win now in their last 11 games and are just about still in the top ten. Big Sam
maintains they are still on course for European football. The course just
happens to be a long one, I suppose.

This race for the top four is so
enthralling that Manchester City, too, decided to spice up their season by
giving up the laborious and frankly pointless pursuit of Chelsea and throw
themselves into it. From a seemingly unassailable 8 point lead over the team in
third place, City have seen that reduce to just four. Pellegrini said recently
that if Arsenal get any closer, they will buy Alexis Sanchez.

It all comes down to who can handle
squeaky bum time. The final games are upon us and with them comes massive
pressure, big performances, hilarious mistakes and plenty of stories for
football writers to regurgitate. There couldn’t be a better time to get back to
the old MS Word and font size 12.

The Premier League Grand Opera is
playing its final symphony. But who is it four?

1 comment:

Game after game after game, I realize now what’s most important in my life: Football. Show me something more thrilling than a perfect volley; tell me you’ve never dreamed of the immaculate strike and that passionate moment when an entire nation holds it breath. Tell me that football is not our one common language when the world stops for ninety minutes to be witness to that one special moment.You could tell me I’m wrong; some may say it’s just a game, but this is about heroes and tribes, loyalties and devotion; it’s our battle and our belief, our commitment and our passion; this is our faith. Now, feel the fever of the crowd, hear the roar of the faithful…”