For those who aren't familiar, on last week's incredibly cringey Bachelor season finale, Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke up with his fiancé, Becca Kufrin, shortly after proposing to her—confiding that he still had feelings for the runner-up, Lauren B. Unsurprisingly, this bro move took social media by storm, with users collectively rolling their eyes at Luyendyk's apparent indifference to his actions.

Naturally, SNL immediately jumped on the opportunity to poke fun at this ridiculous twist—except that in their version, Arie was not Arie but Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller, who has been spearheading an investigation into President Trump's alleged ties with Russia since late last year. Bear with us, because it gets good.

In the scene, Mueller (played perfectly by the incredibly versatile Kate McKinnon) sits down with Becca (Cecily Strong) in an attempt to awkwardly express that he just can't give her "everything she wants right now" (a verbatim reenactment of Luyendyk's own dumb breakup). Becca's reply, riddled with political satire, is: “So…what, you don’t have Trump on collusion?”

Staying true to Arie’s character, "Mueller" tells "Becca" that he needs to explore other options—that he just can't commit to charging Trump with collusion right now. “I think I need to explore the possibility that I have a stronger case with some other stuff,” the fake Mueller says. “I’m just trying to be honest with you in telling you I can’t commit to collusion right now.”

The skit continues in this hilarious back-and-forth for a few minutes—mirroring the horrendous Bachelor breakup move by move—reaching its peak moment when "Becca" laments: "Oh my God, so I have to wait two more years for [Trump] to be out of office?" to which "Mueller" replies, "Honestly, probably six," as "Becca" begins cursing and ultimately storms away.

Watch the full skit—in all of its satirical awesomeness and Bachelor awkwardness—here, below: