Just kidding. This abomination will cause your ears to bleed and
make you question your very existence.

In a way I guess we should be thankful that a group of students
from Garden Spot High School in New Holland, Pennsylvania
produced what is arguably the worst Gangnam Style video
ever, because if ever there was a death knell for Gangnam
Style parodies and tributes, Spartan High School
Style was it. There was so much wrong with this video
that it would be terribly difficult to sift through this pile of
dreck point by point and manage to keep this post under 50,000
words, so I think I’ll let this GIF (via Buzzfeed) do the talking for
me…

On the bright side, these kids are going to be Internet famous
for the next few days, which will be fine so long as they don’t
mind getting raked over the coals by anonymous commenters who
possess absolutely zero restraint or tact.