Deep Thoughts

As tomorrow is Earth Day, I thought it my civic duty to compile a helpful list for some of the more ‘esteemed’ citizenry of this country. Don’t worry…while ditching the private jet would indeed be beneficial– This list is not for the overachievers of the group. You can perform most of these earth-friendly tasks without […]

I apologize for the lack of posts lately. I’ve been undergoing intensive therapy since my visit to the “clothing optional” hot springs during my Christmas trip to Ouray. My therapist says it’d be a good idea to vent, so I decided to get it all off my chest. Figuratively speaking. Dearest Nudist, I understand that […]

I’m sure you have a lot of questions. Everyone has had many questions lately. Patience, grasshopper, in time you shall have answers. For now…the most pressing and popular question of the week. Did I go through the ovary shriveling scanner or opt for a TSA sanctioned groping this holiday weekend? Neither. I kicked them all […]