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Hal Steinbrenner replied wow when he was asked if the Yankees’ ownership has turned cheap. Good act Hal! Maybe you are just clueless and just do not give a shit. Hal’s answer was that the Yankees payroll is 235 mil. I will cut you some slack. That is not cheap, just stupid. Any clown who rewards their GM, who has fouled up the team, deserves what they get. Unfortunately, Yankee fans, like myself have to suffer. Hal claims that they got the ten or eleven best prospects from The Foreign Market. He throws out all the numbers, yet this 2015 Yankee team will be mediocre, at best. There will be no playoffs and it will be three years in a row. Only this time, after this season, The Yankees might not be able to buy themselves out of this mess. Mocaya, who you penny pinched , might be the last big time prospect you can buy. You stated that there is so far you will go. Fine, Hal. Where are the players that will come up and help The Yankees this season as the ship sinks? I will answer that, the few are in double A and a few years away. You state that Moncaya is three years away. How do you know? He is certainly as close as your prospects Aaron Judge and Greg Bird. at Trenton, Hal.

Maybe, just Maybe, Severino makes it up by the end of the 2015 season, Hal. If Refsynder is such a hot prospect and I would like to see him play; why did your Genius GM sign the great Stephen Drew? You call yourself an optimist Hal. I call you a fool. I have mentioned this before, Hal. You detest the money that players make. Fine! Then give us all a break and sell The Yankees. Your father would kick your ass if he were around. It would be horrible not to make the playoffs three years in a row, you stated.

You would be embarrassed. Prepare yourself, Hal.. The only prospect for The Yankees not finishing last is if Tanaka can stay healthy. Mark my words.

You did not pull the reins financially because you want to attend a parade. Are you that much of a moron or just a bullshit artist? There is no way in hell, this Yankee team goes to the World Series. It is said that you were entrusted with The Yankees, Hal. You are totally clueless.

It was all smiles, a soft spoken voice and lots of laughs today, as Cheating Fraud-Rod spoke to the press in Tampa. “Slime-Boy repeated several times. “anything Joe wants me to do. He A-Roid, what happens if he want you to

clean toilets? Jerk-Rod in response to repairing his relationship with Big Slop, David Ortiz. Loser-Rod answered, David’s my friend. These guys are perfect for each other, two liars. On Mark Texiera, “he’s on a gluten free diet.” When asked about 20 and 100, Choke-Rod asked, “me?” He was more comfortable when he realized (if this was not an act,) it was about his buddy, Mr. Clutch, Mark Texiera. “Oh that’s a good goal for TX xiera, for me that’s a little much.” Just another day with this scheming

Crybaby and cheat David “Big Slop” Ortiz is unhappy about Baseball’s speed-up rule. He has called it “bulls.” He is not to good at English, either. It seems like the rule is in the Pitcher’s favor, complained Ortiz. Batters will be allowed to step out if they swing at a pitch or are forced out. Big Slop did not do his homework. More important, Big Slop will be allowed to admire his homeruns, point up to the sky and take a slow walk around the bases. This also wastes time. But Big Slop is Baseball’s boy. He was on the same list that A-Fruad was on.

But wait (not a commercial,) I was lead to believe that Markie was going to change his plate habits. His solution to shifts is to hit more doubles and homers. Haven’t we heard this before? What is the solution to you constantly grounding into the shift and popping up? Mr. Clutch once again stated that other teams want him to hit the other way. Yes clueless, you hit .216. That was

Hey clueless

if third base is left open, hit a ground ball down that way. You are not going to tell me that you cannot do that. It will be an automatic double and eventually teams will shift back. Instead, you would rather hit .216 or less! That is why you are a stiff!

Stiffing out over three seasons for The Yankees, Mark Texiera made some drastic changes to his diet and hopes (that is the magic word,) to stay healthy.

Texiera is now on a sugar free, gluten free diet, he hopes will keep him on the field. Thus far, Texiera says his “no fun” diet are encouraging and hopefully will lead to a more season. Texiera said he lost 13 pounds of fat and added 15 pounds of muscle in the off season. Texiera says that “he felt like garbage,” all of last season. That is how I felt each and every time he stepped to the plate. He also said that you get beaten down and wonder if you are ever gonna be the same? That really instills confidence in me, Mark.