Former child star turned fashion designer Ashley Olsen, 24, and her long-time boyfriend, Hangover star Justin Bartha, 32, have called it quits. Although Olsen and Bartha had been dating since 2008 and were seen house hunting just a few months ago in New York City, it looks like the couple just couldn't manage to make it work. Or Justin couldn't get off his arse and buy the woman a ring. Or they just don't make engagement rings that teeny tiny -- one of these things.

Well, on a brighter note, does this mean that Ashley can finally reunite with her first love, twin sister Mary-Kate? Not so fast...

The Ashley Olsen breakup news comes just weeks after her twin sister Mary-Kate made her relatively new relationship with shoe designer Seth Campbell public. So I guess that means Mary-Kate's taken. Dang it! Foiled again! And with a shoe designer to boot (no pun intended).

There's never going to be an Olsen Twin comeback tour at this rate!

Well, I suppose it's going to go on like this for some time. The twins will date their fair share of cute and fancy elites. But never the same ones. They'll occasionally be single. But never at the same time. They'll continue wearing wacky clothes. But never more than once. They'll keep making millions designing clothes they'd never be caught dead in. And then one day -- and I'll be waiting -- the two will finally just give it all up and re-conjoin for the spinster twin reality show of my dreams. And life will turn out just the way it's meant to.

What do you think? Will the Olsen twins ever truly reunite -- or do you care?