Nov 28, 2006

They're bringing skankyback

I admit it. I'm a sucker for the celebrity gossip. I buy US Weekly, dammit.

And if you're anything like me, you're sitting there in profound and utter incredulousness that Paris Hilton is now being used as a PR device to reinvigorate sagging careers. Case in point: Britney Spears, who's been seen around town lately cavorting with America's favorite socialite. Like they're best friends all of a sudden.

4 comments:

"Britney is barely five feet tall and Paris is a Brachiosaurus. Of course Britney 'looks up' to Paris."

That skank is just digging her hole deeper, but this newest development causes one to ponder: Momma Lynne's noonies are all dried up, and Jamie Lynne isn't lactating yet. Who's breastfeeding the spawn?