spigot: YOU ARE POKING ME SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!!!!
spigot: AND YOU SIR ARE POKING ME SQUARE UP THE REAR END!!!!
spigot: I'M LIKE A CHICKEN ON A ROTISSERIE
spigot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: AM I DONE
spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR