NCP: Pyro, how the fuck can you be in one place one minute and somewhere else the next?

Pyro: I am a transparent entity capable of shifting through various time lapses and tangible universes through means of loopholes that are in the laws of physics. Oh, and if you're living in the southwest, poor beaners steal your bike, not a black dude. Tootles...*steals NCP's bike and rides off into portal*

Bain: WTF?

NCP: How did YOU get here?

Bain: Pyro says there was a bike here I can steal.

Donnie: But you don't live in the southwest. O_o

Bain: Oh yeah. *shifts into other time portal*

*TheGFCC.com*

Fiber: Hi, I am Fiber Optikz.

FNG: And I am Jay FNG Philbrook.

Fiber: I thought it was F-ing?

FNG: EFF EN GEE! Anyway, today we have a special treat for you.

Fiber: That's right. It as easy as tying your shoes or building a homemade bomb to kill millions of innocent kids at your school.

FNG: What is it Fiber?

Fiber: The easy method to download porn!

FNG: ...Wait, everyone knows how to download porn O_o

Fiber: Exactly! We are showing Little Jimmy in Idaho that downloading GTA San Andreas' loveable Hot Coffee mod is as easy as downloading porn from the intraweb.

FNG: Yes, and tomorrow we will be discussing on how to get fake I.Ds and even...

*Hilary busts in*

Hilary: Alright, you no good 3rd party hackers. I now have you red-handed. I am going to the press with this. I am even going to push legislation to put you in jail!

FNG: Because we are explaining to the viewers of this awful skit some common sense?

Hilary: *long pause* ...Yes. After I am done with you, I will also be campaigning against instruction manual manufactuers, Adobe and its Photoshop product and The Discovery Channel.

Fiber: Why the Discovery channel?

Hilary: Because it has both the key elements that the Hot Coffee mod had: Boobies and instructions to educate the viewers.

FNG: and Photoshop?

Hilary: ...It teaches little kids how to draw boobies. O_o

*Rockstar Representative bursts in*

R* Rep: ROCKSTAR DENIES ALL INVOLVEMENT WITH ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!

PatrickW: LIES!

On the next Kickin It. Old whiny politicans celebrate the fate of Rockstar's net loss! CRASH expands their organization to the middle east. Pyro takes on the infamous Jack Thompson in a CSPAN debate (Borrrrring!) and more unexpected movie spoilers!

Unlike the mainstream forums, we're gritty, crazy sociopaths. And still approved by Rockstar. Most GTA Sites cater to a younger, softer audience (Zidane?), as opposed to this forum, which caters to bi-polar grandmothers with too many cats (Pyro?).

Hey Everyone! Did you see me!? I was in it! Yep. Right there! Kinda in the middle. I had a part with P4yn3. See it? [right][snapback]762345[/snapback][/right]

lol bastard

classic as usual pyro

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I smoke two joints in the morning.I smoke two joints at night.I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alrightI smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of warI smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,And then I smoke two more

Right...For starters why is this in "General Discussion"? Isn't this more like Asylum Material? It has a small post count potential and it seems more fitting for the asylum...If anyone else tried something like this outside the asylum, chances are it'd get moved.

Now that I think about it, this would fit in just as well in the entertainment section.

The CRASH bit was quite funny. Sadly, it just seemed to go a bit off course after that. It went from amusing, to stupid. It managed to get somewhat funny again when it shifted to Fido, but went stupid again after that. Not the worst i'v read, but certainly not the best either.

Right...For starters why is this in "General Discussion"? Isn't this more like Asylum Material? It has a small post count potential and it seems more fitting for the asylum...If anyone else tried something like this outside the asylum, chances are it'd get moved.

Now that I think about it, this would fit in just as well in the entertainment section.

The CRASH bit was quite funny. Sadly, it just seemed to go a bit off course after that. It went from amusing, to stupid. It managed to get somewhat funny again when it shifted to Fido, but went stupid again after that. Not the worst i'v read, but certainly not the best either.