Scene 1:"So, you ever try defense before?""I don't give a flying f*** if you've ever played defense before. You're gonna get your little ass next to Katie and you better f***ing pray to God that they don't score on you. Ok? Bye"

Scene 2:"Ladies, make sure you guys have your shinguards on, okay?""Make sure you have your shinguards on, because I expect you to be kicking the shit out of each other"

Scene 3:"Alright ladies, for the halftime talk, we're just gonna meet in the shade.""Alright, I'm gonna get you guys away from your f***ing parents so I can verbally abuse you and rip you guys a new a**hole."

Scene 4:"Ref are you f***ing kidding me right now? No really though, are you f***ing serious?""Alright, I'm yelling...and for no f***ing reason...I get it, you're right....that was a good call...it's just....Kasey's f***ing mom keeps getting mad at me...Soooo, keep doing what you're doing...that was really good."

Scene 5:"Girls, bring your sneakers to practice tomorrow""Oh my god it is SO track time. They are going to throw everything up"

Scene 6:"Guys! I washed the pinnies! Aren't you proud?""Guys! It rained last night."

Scene 7:"Ladies, five more minutes of hard work and we're done.""We're gonna go for another 20 minutes...and then sprints."

Scene 8:"If you seriously don't want to be here, there's the door. Byeee""If you try to leave....I'll f***ing kill you."

Scene 9:"How's your ankle feeling? I don't want you to push it too hard.""I don't really give a f*** how your ankle feels, you're gonna suck it up and get your ass back in the game. You gonna cry? Don't cry, come on."