Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The Ladies... came across a peculiar Berman poster over the weekend and put up a post at Deadspin about it. It's a beautiful poster of Chris Berman looking at you as you walk into a Dunkin Donuts. Well the details surrounding the mystery have been revealed!

Chris Berman is officially a proud spokesman for Dunkin Donuts and their new breakfast sandwich....

Son of a bitch! He scared the bejesus out of me!!! Let me gather myself. Okay, I'm good. What exactly am I going all the way to Chris? A heart attack perhaps??? Man my nerves are shot today. You can't go popping up like that in random videos, and then try to feed me a bacon bomb or whatever you're calling it. Good lord.

In a completely unrelated note I would like to thank you for alerting me to the ESPN Fantasy Draft show. No really, I mean that. It's not killing me or anything at all. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE scripted spontaneity! And I'm so glad they are getting the chance to pimp O'Connels's upcoming show on ABC which should last all of 5 weeks. Great stuff. Good call on that one AA.

If I was Berman I not only would be worried about his fellow Jews but his doctor too. The dude is already a heart attak waiting to happen he doesn't need bacon.

In another ESPN related note, Boston Market is using the MNF theme in their TV ads. Now with MNF being a ESPN/ABC "property" it's kinda funny seeing as that's where HR used to ry to take all the chicks.

For the know-it-alls who slam eating swine...the people w/ the longest life expectancy in the world are the Okinawans. Their biggest source of protein is not fish (as most fish around their waters is tropical and thus inedible) but rather pork.