1. Visit the little boy's/girl's room2. Go number 23. Take a dump4. Crap5. Poo6. Drop an anchor7. Shake hands with the Mayor8. Drop the kids off at the pool9. Take a call on line 210. Stop by the house at Pooh Corner11. See a man about a horse12. Go for a nature walk13. S**t14. Use the crap-catcher15. Sit down for a few minutes16. Take care of some business17. Go to the office18. Sit on the throne19. Complete the process20. Lose some weight21. Conduct some research with gravity22. Clean out the garage23. Lay down some stacks24. See what's in the news25. Exercise26. Resolve some pressing issues27. Think