Summit Voting Schemes Approach the Event Horizon of Stupidity

The biannual sellout season is here once again. From a heartfelt message by a Melee pro donning a bathrobe under candlelight, to the bold move of eating a raw onion like an apple, the voting phase of the Smash Summit tournament series never ceases to bring out the most innovative tactics to get players booked on a flight to the Summit house.

I think that’s all we need to write for this article. These stories write themselves: what the hell are you doing dressing up as a clown, dude?

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