Redneck Man's pick up lines>>>> (1) Did you fart?>> cuz you blew me away.>>>> (2) Are yer parents retarded?>> cuz ya sure are special.>>>> (3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...>> I can't hold it in.>>>> (4) Do you have a library card?>> cuz I'd like to sign you out.>>>> (5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?>> cuz I can see myself in em.>>>> (6) If you in I were Squirrels,>> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.>>>> (7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a>> light>> switch away.>>>> (8) Man - "Fat Penguin!">> Woman - "WHAT?">> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.">>>> (9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,>> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.>>>> (10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?>> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.>>>> (11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.>>>> (12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.>>>>>> and.... the best for last!>>>> (13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,>> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

There's a dear little plant that grows in our Isle Twas St . Patrick himself, sure, that set it; And the sun of his labour with pleasure did smile, And with dew from his eye often wet it. It grows through the bog, through the brake, through the Mireland, and they call it the dear little shamrock of Ireland.

wow, those sucked!good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!

wow, those sucked!good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!

Darlin', there is NOTHING that will change us guys! No amount of hopin' or wishin' will make us behave the way you want! Just accept us or not, we just DO NOT care!

wow, those sucked!good thing guys in california just whistle as you walk by...or say something about tour ass....oh wait - those suck too! point of story- all men should be forced into a few cotillion classes, by force if need be!

Well all I can say is that, when ever I have a gig with my pipe band at a pub, the things women say and do when guys are wearing kilts. All I can say is women say men are perverts?

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