Tom Brady didn't play in last night's Patriots-Eagles game, which means that New Englanders need to look elsewhere for their fill of the golden boy. He will not appear in WHDH b-roll, he will not call into Dennis & Callahan, he will not appear below the fold on the front page of the Hartford Courant. Tom Brady is one place, and one place alone: on the cover of V Man, on newsstands now.

Brady's lookedoutlandish before, but these photos—captured by Mario Testino, styled by Carine Roitfeld, great eminences both—mark the first time his fashion exploits have involved a dog. That poor, poor dog.