Python

And what defines a 'python activist' anyway? Blowing up Perl installations worldwide?

Ivan Van Laningham, June 2005, on comp. lang. python

As it seems to me, in Perl you have to be an expert to correctly make a nested data structure like, say, a list of hashes of instances. In Python, you have to be an idiot not to be able to do it, because you just write it down.