Dboi 420

This is where it begins, it starts with youtube views and reddit upvotes and ends with Jedi overdosing on MDMA and Bath Salts and jumping out of a penthouse suite after a failed recording of his erotic podcast In Bed with Jed.

Dboi 420

I know it's short notice but for anyone who is interested, I'm going to host a mini-impromptu church today around 1-2pm EST. I was thinking a few rounds of RnB, a couple randomer created races/deathmatches, and culminating with AoD vs The World Shenanigans. I'm talking musket firing lines, Mule Gladiators, and maybe some BM-XXXing.

beep41

Jedi, sorry I wasn't on Xbox drunk like I thought I would have been. My friends dropped me off at my house and this happened:

To sum it all up, I drank at a bar, walked to "the club" with my friend, threw up in "the club", sat a parking lot hiding behind a parked car waiting for our ride, threw up in the car, passed out on my driveway (see picture), had my friends carry me into my house, parents woke up and took over from there. I was hiding behind the parked car because if a cop saw me they'd arrest me "public intoxication".

SweatyPa1ms

I remember going on a whitey at a house party when I was 15/16. I tried getting the last bus home but before I could get to the bus stop I fell through a hedge in a passage way and ended up in some random persons back garden. I rang my Mum asking her to pick me up, projectile vomiting throughout the whole phone call. When she came I heard her shouting my name and managed to gather the energy to follow her voice. When I saw the car I crawled over to it with puke and dirt all over me like I was auditioning for The Walking Dead. Meanwhile, some of my friends were watching the spectacle from the bus stop across the road. I threw up out the window all the way home then my Dad had to carry me to bed. Good times. Another night I was so drunk I started to fall asleep on the toilet just as I heard my Dad saying to my Mum - "He's probably fallen asleep on the toilet". I shot up out of my drunkenness to prove him wrong and sat in the shower for an hour to try and sober me up. Then went to my room and proceeded to smoke bongs until my Dad walked in to check on me, sees the bong and poured it on my head when I was in bed. It's so embarrassing being f*cked in front of your parents. You feel so undignified. I know a girl that bites the inside of her mouth so bad on md it looks like she has tumour on her face in the morning. Imagine explaining that to your parents

Additionally, you can transfer your favorite Xbox 360 worlds and content to the Xbox One Edition so you won’t lose your creations.

Are you ready?

Not sure I'll even want to transfer over my old world that I was working on considering the worlds you can create with the XB1/PS4 version are (from what I've been told) 64 times larger. But yes, I'm ready, I've been ready for longer than I can remember.

@Jedi-Can't wait to see the new vids man, I imagine you have many gigs to sort through though, take your time and make em shine.

Also, never eat a hotdog then drink a beer, the taste is akin to what I might imagine Tubbs unwashed asshole tastes like (If I had to guess).

Branacane

I can believe I missed the bus anctics, my xbox froze and it was already like 1 in the morning and I couldn't be bothered to come back on. And I'm going back to plymouth tomorrow so I probably won't be on much tonight/tomorrow