Digital Handyman

I win!

I just received the following email. As you will be able to imagine after reading it... I am packing my bags to go vacation on a beach and planning my retirement.

Enjoy:

"SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT COMPANY
UNITED KINGDOM
Ref: PBL/CN/6654/CP.
Coupon No.PBL2348974321

Dear email owner!
Your Email Address has just qualified you as one of the beneficiaries in the
SHELL PETROLEUM Annual Philanthropic Donation/Grant. Therefore, you have been
approved for a total payout of 5.8 Million Pounds and below are
Your Email Identity Qualification Codes: (E-57-10747, R-456-76).

This once in a year voluntary SHELL GLOBAL program is structured solely for the
purpose of poverty alleviation and to also bring peace around the Globe. As
such, it is worthwhile to emulate this act of generosity by contributinga
reasonable part of your Shell Grant/ Donation to Health, Medical and Scientific
Research within your community.

To redeem your Grant/Donation, you are to quote the below informations to the
assigned fiduciary agent:
Mr. Louis Thibault.
Email Address: fdfiduciaryagents@cash4u.com