If you were given a bronze G-Spotless medallion, consider yourself one of the select few. The four primary members of our camp, Socrates, Calahan, Kokopele, and Big White Tuna Can, produced about 300 of these, each giving out about 60.

Present this medallion at the G-Spotless camp at any future Burns and receive a friendly smile, a willing ear, something to drink and a shady spot. You are now family.

If you would like to reach any of us, you may email us at the follow addresses:

With the wrapping-up of Burning Man 2014, I’ve arrived home, showered twice and reflected on the glory that is 2-ply bathroom tissue. So many amazing experiences, so many new people, and a nickname change to boot. Dead is “Balls”… long live “Socrates.”

Caravansary is right around the corner and it’s time to start thinking how we’re going to make this year even more amazing than last. I’m sure it won’t be a difficult task — each year gets better and better.

No words can describe the whole of the event. Now that the countdown to next year hovers around 350 days, the post-event depression gnaws at those attendees who have embraced their changed souls. The longing to return is strong, the memories fresh. Time will once again transform the depression and longing to excitement and joy.

2012 added another virgin Nuke (later changed nickname to Callahan) as well. At camp we met Jade’s dad Shutter, and Lanny. In 2012, the g-spotless camp was not able to return to G & 2:30 as it had the previous two years because the old campsite was taken, so it moved to I & 2:30 and changed its name to G-Spotless.

2013 introduced two virgins, The Wiz and Marmite, and saw G-Spotless move to G & 6:30, with a flood of new characters participating in the camp — some for 5 minutes, others for 5 days.