On this sunny and reasonably tech savvy island, the major telecommunications providers are Cytanet and MTN (and no, I don’t know what that stands for). MTN used to be called Areeba, which reminded me of the old Speedy Gonzalez and Sylvester the cat cartoons.

Just down the strip at the Sfinx (the management’s misspelling, not mine) was….wait for it….a Tina Turner tribute! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….
Fortunately for my level of consciousness the Rock Chicks were on immediately afterwards.