Well, there should have been a 16. Of course, it could have been:
"Stick a FoRK in it, it's done."
"Life's a bit, and then it's not."
"You keep bringing them over, we'll keep putting them down."
"Come here and get bit."
"Our bits cannot be bought."
"FoRK: We know bits better than you. So shut up."
"When we want your opinion, we'll give it to you."
"We've upped our standards, so up yours."
"You think you got problems? Try FoRK!"

[These quotes courtesy of Rohit's green book #2. Rohit, do they know
about the green books, or is that a secret?]