"This is mommy when she was 21. This is what not to do. Learn from it." – Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on her Jersey Shore anticsGetty Images
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"Every time Jen comes on the show, there's always something where her nipples are very, very pronounced. Not today. I can't see them today, but, oh actually, I can see one." – Chelsea Handler, on Jennifer Aniston.Getty Images
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