Bret Bielema Eats Shit Walking Into Razorback Stadium

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Let’s be honest: people only care about Bret Bielema because of his wife, Jen, which is why I will show you a picture of her. Here you are, friends!

Joke’s on her, though, because she’s married to this monstrosity:

I’ve had the displeasure of meeting this man/gelatin hybrid and confirm what you all have probably already assumed just by looking at him: he’s kind of a douche. I’d feel bad spreading this embarrassing moment if he was an all-around good guy. Thankfully, that’s not the case, which makes this video that much better:

And the .gif:

Going the “I just got assassinated” route on the fall there. Interesting move, B. In reality, I have never seen anybody fall like that before. It’s pretty beautiful to watch. His legs just gave out. In their defense, though, I don’t support Bielema either.

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.