Really, I am. I have any number of things I could have posted about: my thoughts on Tim Burton’s Corpose Bride and Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, my Halloween costume, are my father and brother okay down in Florida...

...and instead I’m posting another damn quiz.

You scored as Commander Samuel Vimes. You are Samuel Vimes! Captain of Ankh-Morporkâs city Watch! You are a knight, married to the very wealthy, noble lady Sybil Ramkin. You often walk the streets at night, and are able to tell where you are by the feel of the cobbles under your boots. You always do what is right â that is, what needs to be done â to keep the city safe, even when it seems bad.