Ric Erickson, editor of
MetropoleParis, says New Orleans and the hurricane is big news there too, and that he has received what he assumes to be the first letter
of many, an angry American asking "why the French aren't rushing to help folks in Louisiana like America rushes in to help
folks in.…"

Well, they sold us Louisiana and may fear we'll want our money back? Defective goods?
Or they severely disapprove of what passes for French from Houma to New Orleans, that Cajun stuff even worse than the French
spoken in Quebec? They are so picky about their language. And I drove those long flat miles from Houma to New
Orleans a few years back one Sunday morning, listening to the Zydeco music on the radio, and to whatever language that was
they were speaking. It wasn't French, even if it started out as French.

Of course the French also might remember
that when Parisians were dying from a record-breaking heat wave one summer not too long ago, we were making fun of them with
items like this editorial in the Washington Post from Thursday, August 14, 2003 –

To listen to the fuss
Europeans are making about their weather, anyone would think that it was actually hot over there. In Paris, shops have experienced
a run on electric fans. In Sweden, a male bus driver showed up for work in a skirt after his company informed him that he
was not allowed to wear shorts. In Amsterdam, zookeepers are giving iced fruit to their chimpanzees to cool them off.

Okay,
so maybe it's a bit warmer than usual. Temperatures across the continent have shot up into the 90s and once or twice have
topped 100 degrees in London and Paris. But is this really hot - hot enough to close businesses, hot enough to cancel trains
(the tracks might buckle), hot enough to wax nostalgic for the summer rain to which some Europeans, notably residents of the
British Isles, are more accustomed?

Last time we checked, the weather here in Washington was in the upper 80s, which
is average to low for this time of year. Temperatures in Houston and Dallas in the past couple of days have topped 100, as
they usually do in summer. Yet somehow, no one's talking about extraordinary measures being taken by Texans or Washingtonians.
On the contrary, President Bush, who qualifies as both, by some measures, is currently mocking the press corps by pretending
to enjoy jogging in the Texas heat. Not all Europeans may want to go this far - but maybe they will now at least stop turning
up their noses at those American summer inventions they've long loved to mock: The office window that doesn't open, the air
conditioner that produces sub-arctic temperatures and the tall glass of water, served in a restaurant, filled to the brim
with ice.

When the sick and elderly
are dying, that was pretty nasty. But they are, after all, the French.

And now? As you see in the press, French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder sent messages of sympathy to President Bush.
Ric says aid will follow. Will Bush refuse it because they thought our get-Saddam-before-he-kills-us-all war was a really
stupid idea? Who knows?

But as August closes, note this from Ric:

When it's hot in town
and there's no nearby beach - Paris-Plage closed too soon! - clever Parisians simply ignore signs (made of marble) saying
they will get blown to smithereens by the 'cannons' and jump right in. Unauthorized water! Not suitable for swimming. Keep
out. Foutez nous le paix! Bliss at 32 degrees - and more to come.

Ultra rare. September tomorrow.

The sign (made of marble)
saying you will get blown to smithereens by the 'cannons' if you...