Dance Hall Crashers:Pick Up Lines Lyrics

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I opened up the door and then I walked into the barThrough the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afarMoved a little closer just to get a better viewHe looked at me and smilied and said "I'm the one for you"We've heard one too many over used pick up linesGive us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-madeUnfortunately so were his lines much to my dismayThought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with is cash"You'd look great on my yacht" was the best line that he hadWe've heard one too many over used pick up linesGive us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

Over in the corner I saw this one all aloneLooked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take homeNot like any of the others, this one seemed benignAt least until he opened his mouth "Hey babe, what's your sign?"We've heard one too many over used pick up linesGive us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind

"The other ones were complete bullshit"

Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drinkFelt a tap on my left shoulder, I started to think...I can't take this anymore, what will this line be?That's when he let his line fly "Hi, my name is Steve"Where have you been all my life, sweet thing?Can I buy you a drink, marry you, anything?We've heard one too many over used pick up linesGive us some credit we're not sleazy dumb or blind