For those of you who need to get up to speed, the prosecution had selected a NYC rehab for Lindsay Lohan.

But she checked into a SoCal establishment this morning instead to complete her court order 90 day lockdown.

So today both Mark Heller (the lucky rabbits' foot carrying attorney of Miz LiLo) and the prosecutor faced the judge to give their reports, and the judge was just LOVING his life, LOL!!

Mark was arguing that the judge never actually said LiLo needed the prosecutor's official approval on a location — just one of proper parameters, so he was all like WHAT'S THE BIG EFFING DEAL!?!

To which the judge replied that the problem lies in the fact that the patient-selected rehab was NOT — to their knowledge — one of appropriate parameters. So the judge asked for the docs on the new rehab location and looked them over.

Meanwhile, the prosecutor deemed all of this ENTIRELY inappropriate, as both legal parties worked together to select a list of rehab choice. Basically, he called BULLSH*T on Mark and Lindsay both!

After hearing both arguments, the judge found that the rehab selected by Linds does seem to fall in the parameters, but the people (aka the prosecutors) SHOULD be given the opportunity to approve and verify that the rehab selected is appropriate — which they didn't get when Linds took it upon herself to admit herself in Morningside.

But for now, the judge deemed that it was fine for Lindsay to stay in Morningside while the prosecution decides if it's to their standards, and if it's not, she'll then be ordered to move to one of their choosing.

By May 10th, we'll find out whether or not the people are satisfied with the program Linds is enrolled in. And if not, there will be a hearing set to decide where Linds goes next!

Wow… how does this keep happening!?! She's never gonna heal if we keep enabling her behavior!

Un f'ing believeable!!!! Someone pull the horseshoe out of her a**! She should have been thrown on a plane with police escorts back to the place she was supposed to go! Her atty is using the Greg Brady "but those were ot your exact words…" excuse. Just proving more and more what a sleaze he is. Prosecution BETTER say it is not up to their approval and ship her out!!!! SOmeone has ot have the guts to do the right thing!

You say she'll never heal if "we" keep enabling her behavior… but you and I have nothing to do with her life… So "we" aren't "enabling" anything. If anything it's her family. You are literally nothing to her… and you're blabbing her information all over the internet (like anyone actually cares) and using your new pseudo-niceness like it's somehow going to help her.

Did you ever think that if people stopped paying this much attention to the former child star that maybe she'd just get better on her own? That perhaps she wouldn't need to abuse stimulants and steal things as a crutch if people like you weren't so mean to her?

You can roll your eyes and say "well she's a big girl, she chooses to be in the spotlight, insert various forms of b.s. here" but that doesn't take away from the fact that she's a living, breathing human being and your bully tactics aren't helping her, they are literally making the problem worse.

This further shows what a joke the CA justice system is. She should have went to jail IMMEDIATELY, because she was in violation of the terms. Look at how long they had to find a suitable rehab facility for her and at the last minute she just decides to go to a place that legally can't even function as a rehab facility? They have no license for it! Morningside has been a joke for YEARS, which is most likely why she wanted to go there. They will allow her to smoke and to have her phone & her computer and probably all the drugs/alcohol she wants and let her sneak out. What the heck does she think this is, some type of vacation? It's a punishment for her actions, it's not supposed to be easy. This whole ordeal is just nauseating.

First, it was lockdown faciltiy or jail. When they discovered there was no such thing, then it became rehab, then it became rehab in NY, then it became rehab in LA. When she kills someone drunk drivingm, she'll probably get to go to rehab in Hawaii. I want to be Lindsey.

Re: ickynicky – Lindsay did NOT want to go to Morningside It was Mark Heller that arranged this . LL is not in rehab for "punishment" LL is there to get well .
Jail would serve no help to her . Let LL get help where she wants to . This is Serious it is LL's life here

Throw the talentless bitch in jail and throw away the key. And for "We?" — this is a gossip column. If you don't like it, don't read it. This is NOT bullying. She has made a choice to live her public life as a train wreck. She is over 18 and deserves every speck of ridicule she gets. She is what gives WHITE TRASH its name.

WTF??? Enabling her??? REALLY??? She is in all this trouble for one reason and one reason ONLY, she makes horrible choices. Her narcissism is the only thing "enabling" her to do anything. She deserves jail time…she's proven time and time again, she's not interested in "healing" or getting better.