Election Sex Game: 13 Ways To Release Tension On November 6th

The Huffington Post

Let’s face it -- regardless of which candidate you support, election night is tough. Issues that directly impact people’s lives, relationships and livelihoods are on the line, and it all comes down to who gets at least 270 votes from the Electoral College. Tuesday night is going to be a stressful one ... period.

Since you can’t control what happens after you cast your ballot (and please DO cast your ballot), we figure you might as well enjoy the evening as much as possible. And how better to enjoy oneself than with a little bit of politically-themed foreplay?

In the spirit of election night, we present to you the ultimate Election Sex Game -- guaranteed to lessen (at least temporarily) the anxiety of watching precinct results come in. Ready? Behold, 13 steps to Election Night fun.

1. Every time your candidate wins a state, take off an item of clothing. (Hint: If you want to prolong the anticipation, start with lots of layers.)

2. Every time your candidate loses a state, put an item of clothing back on.

3. The first time anyone mentions a swing state, confess to your significant other which celebrity you would most like to have a threesome with. Then require your partner to do the same. (Note: You are not allowed to get mad over his or her answer. There's no fighting in Election Sex.)