In it, Dixon (at right) says, "Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Penguins on winning the Stanley Cup!"

Could be a cryptic message on how much he loves being in Pitt.

The next one reads, "I'm looking forward to coaching this team."

We've managed to decode that one.

Translation: "$1.5 million to $1.7 million per year through 2016 to run a program that players are coming to, not bolting from, while playing in a conference where everyone's team makes the tournament and living in a city where NCAA investigators change airplanes instead of set up shop."