The Craziest, Uncommon Holiday Gifts Money Can Buy

These Are The 20 Weirdest Holiday Gifts Money Can Buy (Seriously)

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Every holiday season, we've got to reach deep into our pockets to come up with the same old presents for the same old relatives and friends. It's a real chore, but it doesn't have to be. How about mixing it up a little this year? Spice up your gift exchange with one of these -- shall we say? -- more obscure holiday gifts that will either land you in a psychiatric ward or set you on the path to becoming "that guy" at the office party. Seriously, these presents are beyond whacky, but there's nothing wrong with having a little fun, right?

The TickleSeat

The TickleSeat promises to be "the ultimate attraction and seduction tool that enhances any gentlemen’s game to the next level." If that puzzles you thoroughly, let us explain: It's a seat that increases blood flow towards the erogenous zones of a woman's body. Creepy as hell? It sure is. Maybe its inventor should read up on this little thing called language and human interaction.$99.69 at Amazon.com

Zagone Studios Goosh Pants

Have you ever thought to yourself, 'Man, it would be so great if I could make it look like I did Number 1 AND 2 all over my pants without actually doing it'? You haven't? Well, just in case you ever do, you'll want to pick up a pair of these.Find out more at Amazon.com

Wildmant Men's Ball Lifter

We're honestly not sure what went through the mind of the person that thought this was a product that men around the world need. Was he worried that he was sagging too much down there? Or did he just believe that balls need a "ball lifter" as much as women's breasts need a bra? Who knows!$17.00 at Amazon.com

Roaster Large Wild Boar, Whole

Nothing says "Happy Holidays!" like getting an Amazon delivery with an entire roasted wild boar in it. Surprise your loved ones with 100 pounds of delicious boar meat and no artificial preservatives to boot! We hate to disappoint, but unfortunately, it will ship without its head.Find out more at Amazon.com

Party Rats Finger Lights

If you ever find yourself working late and you're alone at the office, you should really consider spicing up your "Night Blogging" with some "finger lights." While their exact purpose is not entirely clear, it sure as hell will improve your mood when you've got your own private disco happening on top of your keyboard.$35.62 at Amazon.com

Natural Harvest: A Collection Of Semen-Based Recipes

Stop being wasteful in the bedroom and put your... oh god, we can't even finish that sentence. Look, what you decide to make in the privacy of your own kitchen is up to you, just be sure to keep it to yourself.Find out more at Amazon.com

Jeff Goldblum Custom Waterproof Shower Curtain

Spice up the look of your bathroom with this ingenious shower curtain. It may cause some confusion if you're staring at it for too long, though. As a reviewer notes: "A shower every day with Jeff Goldblum? My life is complete. But not a fan of the look when on the toilet."$19.01 at Amazon.com

Face Slimmer

Of course it's a Face Slimmer! What did you think it was? It slims your face by forcing you to keep your mouth open -- duh! But it's not only for slimming. As one reviewer puts it: "My wife gets angry when I chew food loud, so I started wearing this at the dinner table and when we go out to eat."$2.57 at Amazon.com

Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt

"As Seen On TV" Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer

Drying your dog after an outing can be a real chore. Luckily, thanks to the Puff-N-Fluff, you can simply stick your dog in a bag with holes for its legs and head and let it do all the work.$49.99 at Amazon.com

Rasta Imposta Gobbler The Turkey Costume

Really get your family in the holiday spirit by showing up to dinner in one of these creepy-as-hell turkey costumes. Will you scar your niece for life? Yes. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.Find out more at Amazon.com