Most disgusting thing your kid ever ate?

My DD did something hideous today. I need to hear some stories from other moms whose kids have done disgusting things so I can deal with this.

She is sort of crazy about eating non-food items, I want to bring it up to her pedi because it's so intense. Batteries, crayons, Legos, change, dryer sheets, bugs, random bits of trash...she is mad for trash. She scoops everything into her mouth, constantly. DH and I are digging stuff out of her mouth 10+ times a day. We watch her like a hawk and she still manages, she'll dig stuff out of coat pockets or tear the stuffing out of her high chair and eat that while your back is turned to get her another scoop of peas.

So come on DT, who will win the Shit My Kid Ate award? Bonus points if it's ACTUAL shit.

My baby is just under 15 months. This thread has me completely freaked out for the upcoming months. I am glad for the warning and any ruined panties are going straight into the dumpster. I never thought I would be hoping the worst thing she eats is a dead bug.

My two year old son was standing on a chair "helping" me with dinner prep, and he grabbed a piece of raw chicken from the open pack and licked it. He looked at me right after and said "Mmmm!" with a big grin on his face.
It happened so fast I had no chance to stop him. My kitchen is too small so it's hard to put everything out of his reach. Especially typically non dangerous items like chicken.
Luckily he didn't get sick, but I'm still grossed out.

We have a teeny crack under our door that sometimes little critters like crickets and roley poleys can get into. During the summer, sometimes its a roach :< Theyre bigguns too, at least an inch or more longer. Our kitty is a certified sentinel kitty, and kills on arrival. She usually plays with the little bastards before dealing the final blow, and leaves its corpse near the door so I can sweep it out when we wake up and see what she did.

Such a good kitty.

Well, on roach eating day, I let her out of the bed and she ran into the living room ahead of me like always. I did a cursory glance to the door, nothing there, win! .. I went into the kitchen to make her a breakfast snack, and then came out into the living room to see her putting something in her mouth. I went over to her to check and boy was I suprised when I put my finger in her mouth and half a roach came out. I gagged, she gagged, we all gagged. Thankfully I found the OTHER half of the lil asshole not too far away , so she didnt actually ingest it but merely tasted its white roachy cream.