Kittehs, I think this is a big coverup on the part of the Evil Toy-Sucker-Upper Masheen manufaksherers cartell.

We all know that no cat in its rite mind -- heck, not even a krazy cat -- wood tern on an evil toy-sucker-upper masheen. Thoze masheens are BAD NEWS. They eet our toys, steel owr furs and make sownds that are so lowd they almost brake our eardrums. And after they've done thare evil werk, we have to go arownd and put our smells on evrything agin. That is, unless we're cowering in owr beds having a nerviss brakedown frum the hole expeerience.

Kittehs, what do YOO think??? Do yoo reely beleeve a cat wood tern on an evil toy-sucker-upper masheen?? Wood YOO?