In The Scorpio Races, author Maggie Stiefvater writes, “It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.” Give us the next thirty-three words of this story, as you imagine it. Take it wherever you like, but make it original and make it 33 words exactly.

How Swiss Cheese Got Its Holes

“It is the first day of November and so, today, someone will die.”

Are you psychic?

Yes. On 11/2/13 a torpedo will blow up the world’s largest block of cheese.