***I’m a woman who loves double penetration and I make no apologies. There’s nothing more pleasurable than having my pussy and anus pounded simultaneously by two hard cocks.

Unfortunately, DP is a sexual act that is rarely discussed. Just type it into Google and all you will find are links to porn-clips. Where are the articles?

I was 19 when I was first double-teamed. To say that I was overwhelmed is an understatement. At that point in time, I was unaware that ‘sexual pleasure’ could reach such heights.

I’m now in my 30’s and have been DP’d numerous times. Why?

Because double penetration is the epitome of joy. It turns out that this sexual act is an orgasm-factory. Whilst they grind away at my orifices, I advance towards euphoria in a clouded daze.

I’ve decided to share my merriment below.

PARTY OF THREEA woman’s body is the venue for double penetration. Her pussy and arsehole are the party-snacks. As a bloke -- all you have to do is RSVP and bring-your-own-erection.

FULLNESSBeing chock-a-block-with-cock is the biggest turn-on. Your entire lower-body feels full to the brim. Once you have a penis in each orifice -- you’re not going anywhere. You’re at the mercy of two wolves who will hammer you unapologetically. It’s like being the prey of savages. ​

Usually the vaginal orgasms fire first, followed by the anal orgasms. I quite literally lose my mind -- you can see my brains sliding down the wall. There’s a violence about the pleasure of DP. It rips through your body like an electric current and all you can do is go with it -- until it concludes.

THE HUMAN DOUBLE-ADAPTOR Pleasuring my sexual partners is of the utmost importance. There is nothing more arousing than hearing the moans of the two men who are currently plugged in. I’m yet to come across a man whose mind doesn’t dissolve to mush whilst participating in this act.

***As a woman who is pro-dp, it disappoints me that this act has been left in the dark.

Shouldn’t we be discussing double penetration in a sex-positive way? Shouldn’t we be promoting the orgasms DP causes for both genders?

I suggest all men and women try DP -- if only once. Below are my personal rules when it comes to the act:

Only ever engage in this sex-act with people you know, trust and respect.

Have a safe word.

Use loads of lube.

Slowly, slowly before fastly, hardly...

The larger penis always goes in the vagina. #houserules

Practice safe sex.

As a woman, don’t engage in DP until you’re experienced with anal sex.​