The Curious Case of Dick Cheney

Yesterday former Vice President Dick Cheney was hospitalized after experiencing chest pains. Today, his physician announced that Cheney was “‘doing fine,’ and that doctors expect him to need only an adjustment in his medication levels.” Every single time Dick Cheney is hospitalized, he leaves feeling “fine,” literally. No one ever describes him feeling any other way. VF Daily obtained, via Google, Cheney’s medical history for this fascinating linguistic case study.