featured blogger friday v2

Friday, September 12, 2008

this week i have a wonderful guest for you who flew in all the way from california - mr. RS27.

golf claps.

no he deserves more than just golf claps, how about a standing O?

that's better.

you can sit back down at your desk now.

so this boy makes me laugh every. single. day. he even puts up with my drunken emails and stupid questions on google talk (he really likes it though). now i may not be his blog crush but he totally is mine.

group "awwwwwww" - too bad he disagrees with everything i say.

damn it, crush over.

anyways... here we go!

who are you and what is your blog?I'm Rs27 and my blog is Your Beard Is Good. That was an easy one.

where are you typing from?A computer. It would be pretty hard to do this from a typewriter or something. Then you would have to use white out and all that jazz. Lame. It's 2008.

The computer is located in Los Angeles.

How long have you been blogging and what platform do you use?One year this month! Give it up for having to look that up! What platform? Um I stand for free speech and women voting. I can't wait until we make those things possible. My running mate is Snuggles. Who doesn't like Snuggles?

Sum up your piece of the internet in one sentence.The most awesome thing you will read by the most awesome person written awesomely with awesome stuff being said awesomely.

Are you an anonymous blogger or do you scream who you are from the rooftop?I guess anonymous. Even though if you e-mail me you will most likely get my name which then you can use to lookup who I am through my employee's site, Chippendales.com.

I'm the hot one.

Do your readers know what you look like?That would be a no.

The only way I can describe myself is this way. Think of a Brown Brad Pitt. Now think of the opposite of Brad Pitt but still brown and add in a little Teller from Penn and Teller. Wait which one is Teller? The one that doesn't talk? Or the tall one? Anyways, I'm brown.

If you could become famous from blogging like dooce would you want to?I already told Alexa my views on Dooce, let me just say, I'm all about becoming famous and forgetting about everyone that got me there. That's right suckas once I become famous don't act like you know me because I will ignore you. It's what famous people do. I'm not saying Dooce does that, I'm just saying that's what I would do because I'm a jerk.

It's on that Chelsea Handler show.

What makes Dooce so great? She's a mom? Whatever. She supports herself with the website? Whoop de-damn do. She's a good writer? There are a million good writers on the Internet. She just marketed herself the right way. There are a ton of great mom blogs. Also if you have over 300 comments a post, how about closing the comments up? You're not responding to each one anymore and your blog is much less personal. Not my thing.

This question made me annoyed. Next.

So you just drank a bottle of wine alone and you're sitting at your computer, who are the three bloggers that you email or Google talk with?Well this is silly because I don't get drunk of off wine. I put wine down like King Kong Bundy body slamming a 10 year old. But for the purposes of this question I'll play along.

Dolce from La Dolce Vita because she's fun and might talk about boobs.

No seriously, Alexa, because she'll answer her blackberry and make me seem less like a fool.

How many blogs are in your Google reader?79, who wants to be number 80?!?!

Please send check or money order for $5, a brief description and possibly a nudie pic. If it's a dude, disregard the last part.

If you had $1000 to spend and could only buy one item, what would you buy?Man, one item?

A) A can of chef Boyardee and pocket the rest of the $999, but if that's not allowed….B) A Vespa….Vroom Vrooom…You may be saying a Vespa is more that $1000 but I'm a good shopper and they have this thing called Ebay.

What's your favorite thing to do after 10pm?Is this a PG blog? Well the thing I would like to do I can never get, so let's go with watch re-runs of Head of the Class. Arvid Engen was such a nerd! NERD! Dennis was cool.

Top three favorite movies from your childhood.Flight of the Navigator, Mighty Ducks, When Harry Met Sally

Wanna share a secret with me, I promise I won't tell… I kissed a girl and I liked it.

If you could trade places with one blogger for one day who would it be and why?If you mean real life, I'm not sure I would trade with anyone. Is Bill Gates a blogger? Then I might change with him.

If you mean writing style, then I would want to be J Money fromTyping Makes Me Sound Busy. She's ridiculously funny and her analogies are brilliant. Love it. If I didn't write like a 6 year old I would probably take notes.

Who's your blog crush?My newest blog crush is Alice fromAlice in Average Land. She's funny, witty and best of all she's Canadian. And I love Canadians. OH CANADA! Also I like to imagine that her profile pic is really her even if it's not.

I can dream.

Parting words of wisdom?I've only been taught 3 things in this world.

1. Don't be late to your own party or all the alcohol will be gone2. Asking a girl if she has herpes won't get you to second base

Just wanted to say I'm sorry for the rude comments left a few weeks ago. I have been on pregnancy bed rest for 6 weeks and I have been going nuts, it has not brought out the best in me. I am jealous that I can't go out to great bars anymore.

I haven't been stalking your site, I use it to link to other bloggers. Not much to do sitting in bed with a computer !

hi

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Some would say I'm a 36-year-old marketing professional who has been blogging about her life in Cleveland since '08. I would say I love cooking, drinking bubbles and wearing black. My Mom (and husband) would say I'm just nuts.