The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Ha - you beat me to it while I was checking on permissions and moving threads for the 2014 event boards, Fishy! I'll do a bit of editing/renaming though, from the discussion we had in the Bar Volume 4 the consensus seemed to be that people wanted it to have the event year/season instead of volume or version numbers.

(pours himself a tall glass of WATER since the light bulb over the espresso machine is kaput and the instructions are too faded to read)

So WTF is up with BBadger lately? I caught him being nice TWICE this week! I thought poor Savannah was going to fall off her virtual chair in surprise yesterday. I'm worried about the mental state of our resident meatcake-with-teeth.

"To sum up my compassion level, I think we should feed the unwanted animals to the homeless. Or visa versa. Too much attention and money is spent on both."(A Beautiful Mind)

*comes in, dragging a corner of the NEB from the other BAR through an adjoining doorway.......it stretches and flows into room.......*

Whew! Good morning, gang!
This Bar is looking great! Im sure the Mayor will be in today or sometime soon thereafter......
I'll just grab a cup of High Energy and be on my way......
Mohairs and I are driving to the Twin Cities to visit our dad and pick up a little 4'x4' trailer.

Have a great day, all!

*Wanders out a different door.......*

So the theme this year is like a giant camp out in the desert? With people bringing lots of shit from all over? uh.. -Marscrumbs

Had fun last night! The First Mate and I went to a farm in a town called Snohomish, near here, for their Haloween corn maze, pumpkin patch, haunted house, and hayrides... they even had a beer garden, which we visited...
But get this: on their hay rides, everyone gets a paintball rifle, and you all shoot the live Zombies that attack the cars!

Any of you in the Seattle area, PM me and I'll give you the details, not trying to be an ad but it was pretty damn cool.
I mean, guns, zombies and beer? Hell yeah! And they do it at night, with black lights shining from the cars so your fluorescent paintballs work like "tracer" rounds!

GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."

Sounds like one hell of a maze, Captain. Hopefully Foxfur pokes his head in here soon, that sounds like something he'd be willing to make a road trip for...

Sorry to hear you're under the weather, OregonRed. I prescribe a course of strong drink. Get your germs drunk so your immune system can take advantage of them

I was up later than I probably should, after finishing things up here I hopped in-world to tinker around with my camp installation for Burn2. I had only intended to do a couple things, but I was on a roll and next thing I knew, hours had gone by. Anyhow, happy sunny Sunday, I'm off to get ready for decom.

Salesman knocks on a door - its opened by a ten-year-old kid.
He's wearing a cocktail dress, feather boa, high heels, and tiara.
His face is fully made up: mascara, lipstick, eyeliner, the lot.
In his left hand he has a martini, in his right a cigarette.
Salesman asks: "Is your mum home?"
The kid looks down at himself, then says "What the fuck do you think?"