Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Lunar town'bout that shack orbiting LagrangeAnd you know what I'm talkin' about.Just let me know if you wanna goTo that home out at Lagrange.They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

Oh, you don't want to put stuff on the far side of the moon. That's where the alien bases are. We had to fake the televised moon landings because they killed everyone who went up there when the real landing happened in the '50s.