You will find the Wallachian Kingdom in the old good Europe, in the Czech Republic, in the region of east Moravia. Just climb the memorable mountain Radhošt and you will see it all. On the east side, the kingdom borders with Slovakia. Just take a walk on the ridge of Javorníky and White Carpathian Mountains, this is the border. On the north, the kingdom neighbours with Lachia and their towns of Frýdek-Místek, Nový Jičín and Příbor. Westwards the mountains gradually recede, and behind the town of Hostýn they meet a rich neighbour - region of Haná. On the south, nearby the towns Zlín, Vizovice and villages surrounding Slavičín, are the neighbours of Wallachians - Moravian Slovaks and Luhačovické Zálesí. That´s the way it is! All the roads lead to the Wallachian Kingdom.

When we established the Wallachian Kingdom many and many years ago, we had no idea, how popular it would become. The current situation surpassed our expectations. We have almost 100 000 citizens around the world and the numbers are constantly increasing. Just like Australia, Canada, USA or New Zealand, we have also prepared and announced an immigration policy to accept new immigrants. Yes friend, it is so!!! You too, can become a citizen of the Wallachian Kingdom!!!

Options and prices:

The programme usually costs around 500 CZK per person (plus VAT) including the passport, residence permit, staff and transport (around 25 km from Frenštát pod Radhoštěm). The minimum size of groups for this price is 10 people. The minimum price for the citizenship programme is 5000 CZK (plus VAT). Of course, as long as you pay this minimum price, we can run the programme for fewer than 10 people (even just one!).

The end price depends on the chosen activities, the number of participants and the length of the programme.

Contents of the package:

The Wallachian Citizenship Ceremony gives applicants the official right to live like a true Wallachian!

1. In accordance with the laws of the Wallachian Kingdom, applicants must first be photographed wearing a traditional Wallachian hat and a sheepskin or goatskin, and holding a special Wallachian axe.

2. Applicants are told about the Charter of Rights and Freedoms of the Wallachian Kingdom. Then they get down on one knee, swear their loyalty to the Wallachian Kingdom, drink one (or more!) glasses of Wallachian slivovice, and they are officially made citizens of Wallachia. They are given a Wallachian Kingdom passport and a residence permit – and they can enjoy all the advantages that go with citizenship:

Certificate of Privileges and Obligations of The Wallachian Kingdom

Privileges

All the honorable citizens of Wallachia have these following indisputable privileges:

§1 If you don’t like something, open your mouth and say so; avoid stupid demands.

§3 Treat good-for-nothings and tramps that bother you to a good taste of fist between the eyes.

§4 You have a right to get your coal and wood dumped right next to your cottage.

§5 When the jars are collected and the slivovitz is stilled, you have a right to get away from work, escape from missus and even offspring, or even defect from the army.

§6 You have a right to talk to anybody, about anything, wherever you want and no matter how long.

Obligations

§7 You can loose freely everything here, only good humor you must keep. Otherwise, you forfeit all the rights and privileges granted by this certificate.

§8 You can leave freely and go back to the world, or you can meet a stranger here in our kingdom, but you also must tell everybody about all nice you saw in Wallachia. You have also a due to treat the deserving with a cheer of Slivovitz.

Old Wallachian Sayings

Don’t mix up with the corn husks and the swine won’t gobble up on you.

Don’t hold counsel with asses and don’t pet the dog against the pelt hairs.

Don’t muck around with moneyed and hide from mighty.

Don’t bang on cracked bell and don’t chase wolves on a lame horse.

Information

Physical conditions:

Anybody over 18 can emigrate to the Wallachian Kingdom – regardless of colour, sex and religion. The only exception is CZECH POLITICIANS! There is absolutely no requirement for physical fitness ;-) You can loose freely everything, only good humor you must keep. Otherwise, you forfeit all the rights and privileges granted.

Total time:

The ceremony (without the photo shoot) usually takes between 30 minutes and 1 hour, depending on the number of participants and the activities chosen. The photo shoot takes between 30 minutes and 1 hour, again depending on the number of people.

Number of participants:

Limited only by the capacity of individual activities. Usually from 10 to 50 people.

Wear, outfit:

Anybody interested in becoming a Wallachian citizen – whether old or young, from nearby or far away – must be properly dressed. So remember: no ragged old trousers, torn T-shirts, or dirty old wellington boots. You have been warned!

Season:

365 days a year.

Weather:

If the ceremony takes place inside, the weather is not important. Outdoor ceremonies cannot take place in bad weather.

When best to order::

The earlier the better – at least a few days in advance. Before the ceremony, you need to write your details in your Wallachian Kingdom passport and residence permit. In urgent cases we can usually respond within just a few hours; we’ll do all we can to meet your requirements.

Additional services/programmes:

We recommend you opt for the photo shoot for your passports. In the 16 years we’ve been organizing these ceremonies, they’ve become a popular choice for parties and other events all around the region. The citizenship ceremony can be combined with any other suitable activity or programme in the Wallachian Kingdom. A particularly good combination is with Studying at the Faculty of Distilling and Slivovice Studies of the Wallachian Royal University. It’s also a nice touch to give every participant a Wallachian Kingdom Citizen’s Gift Pack or another gift from our range.