Thursday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day, plus a bonus pun! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

Wednesday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Tuesday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

Monday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.

My skiing skills are really going downhill.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

Sunday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

Saturday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

The trampoline was on sale for fifty per cent off. Needless to say I jumped on the offer.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online!
Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.

A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

Friday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

Thursday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.

Monday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.

I get my large circumference from too much pi.

Grocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Sunday

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online! Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.

Monday

Yet another favorite song of mine by Justin Bieber is "Boyfriend" (2012 Courtesy Island Records)

Boyfriend (by Justin Bieber) lyrics

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two swag

I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you

If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go

Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't
I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe
I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know
Imma make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the epic world ends
Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and
Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind
Swaggie

I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you

If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go

So give me a chance, 'cause you're all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy I'll be calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man, I'd never leave you girl
I just want to love you, and treat you right

If I was your boyfriend, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, never let you go

Another favorite song of mine from Justin Bieber is "Baby" featuring Ludacris (2010 Courtesy Island Records)! I have included the lyrics to "Baby" and the "Baby" video! "Baby" was the first single from Justin Bieber's second album My World 2.0. .

Baby (by Justin Bieber) lyrics Featuring: Ludacris

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'
"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?
Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us who could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound
I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground
But I really wanna see her on a weekend
She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'
And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'