Nerve teamed up with Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that monitors data from movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration for each state. The app measures more than that too, like thrusts per minute, decibel peak, frequency and so forth.

Perfect for someone who wants to be an exhibitionist but isn't quite ready to commit fully.

diaphoresis:robohobo: With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.

Ouch.

I should amend that to include height/weight proportion. Clearly, Christina Hendricks is curvier, probably about 160 but she's also 5'7 and has a huge rack that's like 20 pounds. But an actual rack, not a fat rack, There's a difference.

" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married. If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

Thank you.This is why I love Fark.More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.

/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.//I'm glad I married above average.///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

DreamSnipers:" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married. If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

Did she before you were married? Cause really, that's grounds for divorce. You got suckered. I'm not even kidding. You were misled.

DreamSnipers:" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married. If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

DreamSnipers:" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married. If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

ILoveBurritos:DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married. If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

Did you marry a corpse?

One should be honest, she does say things: "Hand me my romance novel so I have something interesting to do." "Again, we did this last year." "Hurry up and get this fun over with." "If you want oral, you better practice yoga and get a flexible spine."

TheMysticS:Thank you.This is why I love Fark.More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.

/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.//I'm glad I married above average.///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

=^D

In my experience sex times are wildly divergent, and I have no idea why. A few guys can go half an hour to an hour. But mostly they only go 2-5 minutes. You'd think there'd be more middle ground, but that's just what I've observed.

DreamSnipers:" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married. If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

People kept the phone on themselves while doing this just to be measured? How self absorbed can you get? Were they Tweeting the whole time too? I can just see it: "Dude I'm boning my girl right now!" and "Yeah the A-Hole is humping me now, he'll be done in a minute."

Lapdance:People kept the phone on themselves while doing this just to be measured? How self absorbed can you get? Were they Tweeting the whole time too? I can just see it: "Dude I'm boning my girl right now!" and "Yeah the A-Hole is humping me now, he'll be done in a second."

TheMysticS:Thank you.This is why I love Fark.More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.

/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.//I'm glad I married above average.///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time