My Name Is Earl/The Office Season Premier(s) Tonight!

That's right kids, get ready to shit your pants laughing, all new seasons starting to night with My Name Is Earl at 8PM and The Office at 9PM, both on NBC. Both are hour long episodes, so it's going to be a 2 hour laughathon. I'm so excited. If you haven't watched either of these shows, do yourself a favor. Amazing shit right there, especially My Name Is Earl, I don't think as many people watch that show compared to the office. Either way, fucking watch and enjoy! Post what you think here afterwards.
^wrong season premier, i know

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
-Albert Einstein

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Obama '08

"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with." -Duke Ellington

"maybe we should give the hurricanes black names. that way they are lazy and dont bother fucking anything up.
or give them mexican names so they hang around parking lots and then instead of fucking everyone up, they build decks and houses." -Timmi

so now when anyone says different, bet each others' asses and then you will win their ass for a double ass bonanza

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.