Jack in the Box has some crap your pants good news that'll make today feel like your birthday: they're going to be selling Bacon milkshakes. YES. What's even awesomer: Vegetarians, Muslims and Jews can drink it too!

Sadly for pork lovers, the shake is only bacon-flavored which to swine haters means the shake is vegetarian! Jack in the Box flavors the bacon shake with Torani bacon-flavored syrup so you might be even able to pass this off as a healthy meal (no you can't). I'm a little sad that they didn't mix up real bacon in the shake but hey, I'm sure it tastes amazing.

The Bacon milkshake is supposedly a secret item so you'll have to whisper it under your breath as you order it. According to the Jack in the Box a regular bacon shake has 773 calories and 40 grams of fat. Tasty! [Jack in the Box via Huffington Post]