Kitty- yeah dat was awesome when the skied up da hill to get da tree! and sledded back down. Very nice... good morsels too. Hey... they have a tree like ours! That's why it;s in our house. I mean it looks like a tree. But it has no smell and no bark!

Me- it;s a fake tree.

Andy- What? Hoomans are stupid. Why would you do that?

Me- we have to pay for a tree each year. This way that one will be stored and used year after year.

Andy-oh... do you have to have a tree?

Me- no, but it's nice to though. The only thing that the grandma likes about xmas.

Andy- why?

Me- She's the Grinch II.

Andy- But why? She doesn't seem grumpy.

Me- Oh Christmas brings it out in her. She hates buying gifts and crowds. But she has no right to grumpy. No one is doing gifts this year.

Andy- hee heee. Mez want to see her grumpy.

Me- Baby, soon will decorating the tree...and I will teach you carols, and tell you about the baby Jesus.