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Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2-say the name of your love
3-close your hand
4-say the name of a weekday
5- say your name
6-open your hand
7- paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step4#) he/she will tell you they like you and maybe kiss you. if you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour.(:

I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't post this in 12 threads, I will come to u.
............. ............... .r house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He put it in 4 threads. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma&we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only put this in 7 threads. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2-say the name of your love
3-close your hand
4-say the name of a weekday
5- say your name
6-open your hand
7- paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step4#) he/she will tell you they like you and maybe kiss you. if you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour.(:

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2-say the name of your love
3-close your hand
4-say the name of a weekday
5- say your name
6-open your hand
7- paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step4#) he/she will tell you they like you and maybe kiss you. if you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour.(:

-Say the name of your crush or love
3.-Close your hand
4.-Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name.
6.-Open your hand
8.-Paste this in 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) will tell you she/he likes you and you will be asked to be engaged or be a couple. If you dont do . you will suffer wrong going on 3 year

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE.
KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE.
ONE YOU LOVE.NOU YOU'VE STARTED READING.
THIS SO DON'T STOP.
THIS IS REALLY FREAKY! 1)say your name 10 times....2)say your mom's name 5 times....3)say your crushes name 3 times.
4)paste this on 4 other quizes.if you.
do this your crush will kiss you on the.
nearest friday. if you don't do this after.
reading tis you will get bad luck.
send this this to 4 other quizzes in 143 minutes.
when done press F6 and the name of your crush will.
appear on the screen in big letters.

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
...
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
...
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
...
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
...
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hou

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
...
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

WARNING!This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom
......and.. her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Moregovernment decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pics on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1:
Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa standing there with a huge knife

WARNING!This is a funny joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom
......and.. her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Moregovernment decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pics on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't pass this on like you did. And forget about you. Example 1:
Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa standing there with a huge knife
Sunday at 12:12am · Like

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Count down: 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 ... Now close your eyes an make a wish! NOW,*,*,*,*,*,*,* paste this into 15 different comments and your wish will come tire!. Hurry you have 20 minutes or so you want

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ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
... .........A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find youDONT SEE DONT SEE

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad said get the kids out of the house and ill call the police we dont have a clown statue the clown was actually a killer that eascped prison 10 years ago if u dont post this on 10 photos the clown will be in ur bed with a chainsaw at 3:00am

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad said get the kids out of the house and ill call the police we dont have a clown statue the clown was actually a killer that eascped prison 10 years ago if u dont post this on 10 photos the clown will be in ur bed with a chainsaw at 3:00am

Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand.
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
...
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the said he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If u don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad said get the kids out of the house and ill call the police we dont have a clown statue the clown was actually a killer that eascped prison 10 years ago if u dont post this on 10 photos the clown will be in ur bed with a chainsaw at 3:00am

years ago two parents went out to dinner a
few hours later the babysitter called and
asked if she could cover up the clown statue
in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids
out of the house and we'll call the police. We
don't have a clown statue." the clown was
actually a killer that escaped from prison 10
years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos,
the clown will be in your bed with a
chainsaw at 3:00 am

DONT SEE DONT SEE DONT SEE
ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
... .........A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find youDONT

My name is Jenny I am sixteen I have dark blonde hair and u can't stop reading now u have started!! I was murdered 7/14 with my fathers shotgun and a butcher knife if u don't post this on 20 other pics I will come kill u in the middle of the night with my dads shotgun and butcher knife u have five hours!! Don't believe me??? Google Maria Marshall, Keisha jones, and Omar

READ! This isn't fake. Apparently, if you you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minuets you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you brake this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minuets someone will say I love you or I'm sorry

THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS FREAKY.
1) say your name 10 times
2) say your moms name 5 times
3) say your crushes name 3 times
4) PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER COMMENTS. IF YOU DO THIS. YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEAREST...................... FRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND Don't PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BAD. LUCK. SEND THIS TO FIVE COMMENTS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6. AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON. THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY

DONT SEE
DONT SEE DONT SEE DONT SEE
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ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
... .........A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find youDONT SEE DONT SEE

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten photos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw at 3:00 am

DONT SEE
DONT SEE DONT SEE DONT SEE
DONT SEE DONT SEE DONT SEE
ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
... .........A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. One day she decided to kill herself. Because even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find youDONT SEE DONT SEE