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Ya Donnie I can see where that comes from. If they had not had their kid with them They would have heard some very blasphemous language. Fortunatley my firearms were locked up some distance away at the time. The part that really pissed me off was that the good C neighbours thought it was funny. Assholes!!!

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt "

Listercat wrote:Ya Donnie I can see where that comes from. If they had not had their kid with them They would have heard some very blasphemous language. Fortunatley my firearms were locked up some distance away at the time. The part that really pissed me off was that the good C neighbours thought it was funny. Assholes!!!

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young womancomes over to their table, gives the husband a big open- mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

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Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband.

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