P.S. If Arden sez I bein needy then just remember he is a) gai (not the good kind) and b) having had a nice birfday where we gotz him caek and bunnies and pressies and a free go on Carlson's haws mum. So he jest glotin the big glotr.

--------------It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

We may have missed your birthday, but here we are celebrating National Pizza with the Works except Anchovies Day on your behalf instead.

That's got to count for something.

{sniff}

That.....that's beautiful, man.

{cries}

{attempts to hug Bill}

I love you, man, you're my best friend.

Louis

HA HA THIS IS LOUIS:

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

P.S. If Arden sez I bein needy then just remember he is a) gai (not the good kind) and b) having had a nice birfday where we gotz him caek and bunnies and pressies and a free go on Carlson's haws mum. So he jest glotin the big glotr.

HA HA THIS IS LOUIS TOO:

--------------"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Happy Birthday, Louis. Forgot your birthday? No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

--------------"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

Happy Birthday, Louis. Forgot your birthday? No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

me too.

plus aliens and possible butsecks (I swear I was unconscious!)

Happy Birthday.

--------------Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. -carlsonjok -deprecatedI think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman -Wolfhound

Happy Birthday, Louis. Forgot your birthday? No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

me too.

plus aliens and possible butsecks (I swear I was unconscious!)

Happy Birthday.

I understand fully gentlemen.

I once tripped over a matchstick, fell into a manhole, was mysteriously locked in a toilet and lift at the same time and thus somehow managed to miss an important birthday. I was, perhaps amazingly, discovered in a pub several hours after the event was to begin. I have no recollection of how I got there. And that is the story I'm sticking to.

Of course, my excuse is that I was on fire (the good kind?) and that also I was drunk (the good kind!). So happy birthday finally. Really, I did spend your birthday at a pub that had 317 beers, srsly. And it was Piraat tasting day (which for all intents and purposes means free Piraat) so I may not have remembered it was your birthday or even cared too much at the time, but it was time well spent.

Happy Birthday, Louis. Forgot your birthday? No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Aha! I found the source of your quote...

--------------Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

Of course these two things could be unrelated, but I've learned from the creationists that correlation = causation when I bloody well say it does.

Louis

P.S. To answer the question of the illustrious Mr Steve Story: yes indeed my birthday celebration was the mutt's nuts, the puppy's privates and the poodle's pecker all combined. Such joyous optimism will last all weekend if England manage to beat Australia in the rugby.

Edited to add: bugger of a link. Can't get it to format properly. Too long?

Let's forget this weekend, it has been a rotter.

Not only did we go down to a pack of unruly convicts from the Antipodes in the rugger, but as I was commiserating last night I was attacked by the evil Beer Monkey.

As I was in the pub that sneaky simian crept up and viciously stole all my money, crapped in my mouth and smacked me in the head. Hence why this morning I feel unpleasantly ill, sore headed and comparatively impoverished.

(*"Well-meaning but slightly late", like 'The Goodies And The Holy Grail'. btw which came first, Gilliam's cat attacking the BBC Tower, or 'Kitten Kong'?)

--------------"But it's disturbing to think someone actually thinks creationism -- having put it's hand on the hot stove every day for the last 400 years -- will get a different result tomorrow." -- midwifetoad