xAmGFE7
Do not feed doughnuts to your obese children
AmGFE7
You will regret it when theyre in their teens
AmGFE7
Maccas might shut them up now that theyre seven
F
But they wont forgive you, when
DmAm7
Theyre getting picked last for PE
E7
Dont you see?
Am
Boombalata motherfucker
D9Dm
Have you noticed that your kids are fat?
AmD7
What are you going to do about that?
D7
What are you going to do?
AmD7
So you telling me that your family
AmD7
Has a history of obesity
AmD7
You got a polycystic ovary
Am7D7
Its just the way that God made me
EEm7
Its unlikely, statistically
D7
To be a physical thing
E7E7/B
But either way it dont explain why you
E7
Are in the cue at Burger King
AmAm/D
You can blame it on biology
GG/D
You can blame your physiology
AmAm/D
You can point to genealogy
GG/D
And your social anthropology
Am
You can say you are an ectomorph
Gaug
That you just cant get the kilos off
Bm
Well you can be what you wanna be
E7
But stop feeding that boy KFC
F
He weighs 40 kilos and hes only three
B7E7
He looks like a clean-shaven Pavarotti
FC
Ordering to Diet Coke is not the way back
G
Boombalata kiddie-stuffer
DE7
Your kids a fat, have you noticed that?
AmFG
And you oughta be ashamed
Am7FG
For you only have yourself to blame.
FCG
Your 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutu
FG
Only eats pizza like that because you do
F
She'lll be dead of a heart attack
GCGFG
Before your grandchildren are ten
F
Perhaps you’ll consider
GCE7
A cut-back on extra fries then
Am
Boombalata kiddie-stuffer
D9Dm
Your kids are fat, have you noticed that
Am
What are you going to do about that?
D7
What are you going to do?
AmD7
So you telling me that your family
AmD7
Has a history of obesity
AmD7
You got a polycystic ovary
Am7D7
Your mum had childhood diabetes
Am7Am7
But - and in your case
D7
There's a reasonably big butt
Am7
Do you think it's an appropriate treat
E7
The all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut?
AmAm/Ab
There’s no excuse you silly goose
Am/GAm/Gb
For a child with a caboose
Am
Like a moose who’s eaten too much mousse
DD7
It’s tantamount to child abuse
Am
Kick them off the fucking couch
GG/Em
Unplug the Playstation
Am
Send them down to the park
GG7
If they don’t wanna go, make ’em
Em
Tell them they have to jog
D7
Until their jogging shorts fit’em
D
If they hesitate, ask firmly
GAb
If they still resist, hit’em
FC
Is this what you want for your little girl and guy?
GD
These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye?
FC
Six packs of kit cats are not the way back
G
Boombalata Kiddie-Stuffer
DE7
Your kids are fat, did ya notice that?
AmFG
And you ought to be ashamed
AmFG
For you have only have yourself to blame
CG
Your 6 year old miniature Jabba the Hut
CG
Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut
F
He'll be dead of an aneurysm
GCGFG
Before his own children ism ten
F
Perhaps you’ll consider
GCGFG
A cut-back on Taco Bell then
F
Perhaps you’ll consider
GF
A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts
G
And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes
FG
And microwave pizza or drive through McDonalds
FG
For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV
FG
And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying timmy has
FG
Asthma but he really just gets short of breath
FG
Cus he’s 35 kilos above the ideal weight
FGC
Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy