Dumbest thing that's happend to me was that I was running around as Engie and an enemy Pyro set me on fire. I killed him and ran back to the spawn. About 3 Pyros ran past me and not one of them airblasted me. mouse 2 does wonders, kids

One day, I was playing, and I get backstabbed. You may think thats the end, no, it gets better. The spy is gunned down by 3 other sentries in plain sight less than 5 feet away from my corpse. I say: "Did you see those sentries? You could've went after them!". He then answers: "I got a kill, it was worth it". Sorry kids, but the name of the game is "TEAM FORTRESS TWO". The number one objective is to work as a team to win the game, not get the most kills! When in doubt, cap a point.

I got kicked for ubering without a mic. I couldn't use one without waking room-mates up and I was doing my best to use voice commands. Anyways not many people like to be medic so I wonder if they did better without me.