In Italy the Salesiani still offer high-quality education (at a price). Curiously, they started out with professional schools for poor kids that had to learn a job - any job - to survive. In Salesian schools (that they call houses) education is uniformly good - the fathers all have at least one university degree - and the food is uniformly horrible.
A specialized order of nuns toils in the Salesian kitchens, faultlessly overcooking pasta, destroying vegetables and hardening the meat.

The Salesians also rejoice in a secundary co-saintlet, San Domenico Savio. According to what the good fathers told us, he must have been the most boring boy ever to walk on this filthy Earth.