Category: Style

It’s hard time to be a wrestling fan. On top of historically low ratings, loyal fans are rewarded with merchandise of cartoon Cena promising hustle, loyalty, and respect in a ’70s strip club font plastered across their ass. So just in time for the holidays – a gift guide for people who like pro-wrestling who mostly don’t want to admit to liking pro-wrestling.

Today I saw and fell in love with a child-sized dinosaur quilt. After a bit of Googling, I found out it comes in Full/Queen. I might be making some horrible decisions soon. I honestly can’t tell if it will be something I immediately regret, because it will be 150% less amusing as soon as I get it home, or if I will regret not buying it. It’s hard to find affordable kids’ quilts in Full, this is unfortunately something that I know, because I am fucking whimsical or developmentally delayed or some shit.