Blue Star

June 10, 2015 - 14:38

One World

By:

Scott Sullivan

Bores aren’t exclusive to Russia, 1,000-page novels aside. Every country has them. Like registered medical marijuana grower/user Ginnifer Hency, who has been whining since a drug task force confiscated her vibrator.

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! Wild pigs from that land threaten everything we hold dear.

The good news: the state appeals court has upheld an invasive species order banning Russian boar in Michigan. The bad: good luck servings summons on wild pigs.

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