No one wants to talk about low hangers. No one wants to see them. But there they are. And they can be fixed: Ball Tuck

This is the story of a man whose balls hung low. Though he could not tie them in a knot or bow, nor could he throw them over his shoulder like a continental soldier, they did hang quite low.

How low?
Here’s how his urologist Harry Fisch, a New York-based surgeon, describes it: “He pulled down his pants – he’s a guy in his mid-seventies – and his testicles were hanging below his boxer shorts. These are not tighty whities. These are boxer shorts. He told me that when he sat on the toilet, his balls touched the water. I said, ‘You gotta be kidding me!’”

The owner of said testicles was well aware he had a problem. “I couldn’t wear shorts in the summer, because I was afraid they would peek out,” he said. This man, for some utterly baffling reason, doesn’t want to be named in this article…Read More