The Endless Covfefe of Three Inches of Blood is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.748 billion Deadly Sinners live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Three Inches of Bloodian economy, worth 243 trillion tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,241 tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,642 per year while the poor average 14,531, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Three Inches of Blood's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.