I don’t know who the Photoshop guy is over at Ocean Drive Magazine, but whoever it is, they deserve a serious raise. Because I don’t think I’ve seen Eva Longoria look this hot in years. Maybe even ever. (Here’s what she actually looks like in a swimsuit, in case you needed a reminder and/or don’t plan on eating lunch today.) Anyway, I wonder if this guy is available for freelance work, because I’ve always wanted to get Photoshopped onto one of DiCaprio’s supermodel yacht parties… I think it’d make the perfect Christmas card. Email me!

Every time I think we’ve seen the last of Eva Longoria, the paps always seem to show up with another set of bikini pictures from the former Desperate Housewife. And sure, that booty of hers definitely looks like it’s seen better days, but I can’t think of a much better way for Evan to spend her retirement than hanging out on yachts showering for paparazzi with zoom lenses. Well, unless she wants to start hanging out at my place. I’d better fill up the kiddie pool on the front lawn just in case.

Thanks to those creeper paparazzi and their zoom lenses, we’ve got these pictures of Eva Longoria hanging out by the pool in Miami. And you know, we don’t see this sexy cougar out in the wild much anymore these days, so make sure to enjoy the rare Eva bikini sighting.

We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck.

Score another one for zoom lenses: because Eva Longoria hit the pool in Miami and thanks to the paparazzi, we get to enjoy these shots of her booty in a bikini. And look, I know that I used to call Eva boring in the past, but the more pictures we get like this, the more I’ll start to rethink that stance. So keep ’em coming, please. For Eva’s sake, and ours.

So last month, Eva Longoria reminded us all that her 15 minutes of fame weren’t up quite yet with some killer bikini pictures, and now she’s back on my radar again after dropping some sweet cleavage at the 2014 Princess Grace Awards Gala, whatever the hell that is. But who cares? With Eva looking this good, I’m more than happy to pay attention to her for another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I can break my old record and hit a new personal best. Wish us luck.

I’m not gonna lie, I haven’t done pictures on Eva Longoria in so long, I kind of forgot she was still famous. But luckily for the both of us, there’s one guaranteed way to get back on my radar and Eva’s done it: show up in a bikini. So here’s Eva putting on a vintage bikini booty show in Miami and reminding all of us that her 15 minutes aren’t up quite yet. Here’s hoping the same goes for her bikini vacation.

I wish the folks atMaxim saw these candids of Eva Longoria before they decided to make her Maxim’s “Woman Of The Year”. It’s a very odd choice considering she’s completely irrelevant now. I can’t even remember the last time I did a post on her. Nonetheless, I guess when there’s a good photographer with great Photoshop skills she can run with the best of them.