Angels In The Food Court

“It was family day at the mall and my brother and I were blindsided by this awful scheme. My mother stopped right in front of one of those kiosks where you dress up your kids in mortifying costumes and take pictures of them. Of course Mom was all for it, but my brother and I were not going that easy. She bribed me with a Bratz doll, my brother a toy race car, and there was ice cream included on the way home. Our faces are not the happiest, but the best part is my Shih-Tzu hair. Clearly it was my thing, looking back at all my old pictures. Thanks Mom.”