I got summoned once and showed up in shorts and a t-shirt. Out of about 30 people, I was the only one in casual clothes. The judge lambasted me and told me to get out and not come back to his court again dressed like that. Said he hold me in contempt. I was dismissed though and haven't been summoned since.

Like a fcuking boss!!!

Bringer, just sit there like a total mong, have some nervous ticks and twitches, talk at 100mph and fidget non stop. Make them realise if you are picked you are going to be the show in the court case with everyones eyes on you.
Or you could just wear flip flops and shorts or give some of the other answers, either way, fcuk jury service unless your job sucks?

You dont want to do Jury duty, it's just sitting for 8 hours a day listening to stuff. Nobody i know has had a positive experience other then my friend who couldnt find a job for his life and needed the money