Kevin Hart: Ice Cube Never Laughs At Me

CONAN Highlight: Kevin loves to make people chuckle, but he just can't crack Cube's icy front.

TranscriptCONAN: SPENDING THE DAY WITH YOU AND CUBE, THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD MIGHT BE TO GET CUBE TO BREAK A SMILE.
THAT GUY IS -- THIS GUY, LOOK AT THIS FACE.
HE DOESN'T -- WE WERE IN A CAR WITH HIM FOR TWO HOURS AND EVERYTHING, ME -- HE JUST HAS THAT LOOK, HE LOOKS AT YOU.
THAT'S HIM LAUGHING AT A JOKE RIGHT THERE.
KEVIN HART: HONESTLY, I PRIDE MYSELF ON BEING FUNNY BUT SOMETIMES IT'S NATURAL.
WHEN I HAVE TO BE FUNNY, I GET IT.
THERE'S TAKES WHERE EVERYBODY ON THE SET WOULD BE DYING, OH, MY GOD, KEVIN, HOW'D YOU DO IT AND CUBE WOULD BE STARING.
I'D BE, LIKE, HEY, MAN, YOU NEED TO LAUGH, EVERYBODY ELSE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME.
HE'S LIKE, NO, I'M GOING TO LET YOU GET THE WORK DONE.
GET THE WORK DONE?
HE'S SO PROFESSIONAL.
I REMEMBER ONE TIME, HE TOLD ME, HEY, MAN, I JUST WANT TO KNOW FOR ME, WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH?
HE'S LIKE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TAPE.
WHAT?
YOU DON'T WANT TO WASTE TAPE?
HE SAID IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND WALKED AWAY AS IF I SHOULD GO, OH, OK.
CONAN: MY NIGHTMARE WOULD BE DOING COMEDY AND LOOKING FRONT ROW CUBE STARING AT ME WITH THAT FACE.
KEVIN HART: THAT'S REALLY HOW HE IS, BRO, I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE I'VE SEEN THAT SO MANY TIMES.
ACTION, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
ANDY:HE PROBABLY GOES BACK TO HIS TRAILER AND A SINGLE TEAR RUNS DOWN HIS CHEEK.