So the Justin Bieber trainwreck continues as apparently this alleged Brazilian prostitute took footage of a sleeping Justin Bieber shirtless in a hotel room and posted it to la internet (la iñternete?).

Wow. Amidst all the stories about the YouTube star turned pop sensation, this footage seems like pretty damnable, image-hurting evidence of his shenanigans, if the as-yet-unidentified girl turns out to be a prostitute. Sure, this could all be beautiful and harmless — maybe this is just some top-notch Brazilian security specialist who snuck into the room to demonstrate the ineffectiveness of his security detail? Maybe a screw up in the hotel’s reservation system resulted in the pop star’s room being accidentally double-booked (sitcom material?)? Maybe he got a little inebriated and passed out in the wrong room? Or (cough, Occam’s razor) maybe he brought home and banged a hooker who didn’t understand his loose-leaf translation of “discretion.”

Whatever this turns out to be, just know that the girl filmed this in — ugh — landscape mode. Turn that camera 90 degrees next time. Also, I’m happy to know that no matter how much money the guy has, he has lousy taste in prostitutes.