Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Fame At Last ?

Huzzah ! Coppers and other organs of the state all over the BBC - who are neither Sir Ian Blair not the late Mike Todd - nor any of his (approx) 10 mistresses, all of whom have been offered compassionate leave.

A whole new career on the steam wireless is yours for the taking, Laban. What say the Edward Pearce of the Marches?

The man Gadget well deserves his celebrity; I just hope that, like PC Copperfield, he has his escape route planned. Though I think you are sometimes a touch harsh on Bystander, who is necessarily subject to the logistical constraints of practical scrote management.