The Story of Moosylvania

The best cartoon in the history of the universe, bar none, is Rocky
And His Friends, otherwise known as The Bullwinkle Show. Their
incredible combination of political commentary, silly animation, rapid-fire
delivery and horrible puns was, and is, unique, and the show still has a
cult following even now, over thirty years later.

It's also probably the only cartoon in the world which could get away
with dialogue like this:

SCENE: College campus. Rocky and Bullwinkle come across a disguised
Natasha, weeping.

Natasha: Boo hoo hoo!

Rocky: Hold it, Bullwinkle! That sounds like a lady in distress!

Bullwinkle: So?

Rocky: Gee, didn't you ever read the Hero's Handbook?

Bullwinkle: I can never get past the picture of General MacArthur on the cover.

Rocky: Well, Chapter Two says we should always help ladies in distress.

Bullwinkle (to Natasha): Hi, there, lady! Are you in distress?

Natasha: This dress, that dress, who cares? I'm distraught!

Bullwinkle (to Rocky): Do we help ladies in distraught?

I was originally planning to devote a large amount of web-space to the
subject, but Charles Ulrich has already been so thorough with the
Frostbite Falls Home
Page that there's little left to be said.

There is one more story, however, which is worth telling.

A handful of the later Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons dealt with a small
island called Moosylvania. Less well-known is that producer Jay Ward
actually bought a small island on a lake in Minnesota, which he
named "Moosylvania", and proceeded to set up a petition drive and
nationwide tour to give Moosylvania statehood - "the Only State in the
Union with an Entirely Non-Resident Population".

In a PBS interview for the documentary "Of Moose and Men" a
few years ago Howard Brand, the publicist for Rocky and Bullwinkle,
describes the events which followed:

We got this van, this
poor van with this calliope that played circus music, and we took off
cross-country and we visited fifty, sixty cities... It culminated when we
got to Washington, D.C., and Jay had this huge list of names - signatures,
for statehood for Moosylvania. And we got into the van, and we were
accompanied by Pat Humphrey, who was Hubert Humphrey's daughter-in-law, who
was the NBC representative. Jay was driving the van, she was next to him
and I was sitting in the back - hiding in the back is more like
it - and we got to the White House gate, and the [entrance guard] said,
"What are you doing?... Turn off that music!"And Jay said,
"We're here to see President Kennedy. We want statehood for
Moosylvania."And the guy said,
"Turn around and get out of here!"And Jay said, "You
know, you could be civil. I mean-"I said, "Jay, turn
around!""No. I don't like
his attitude."Of course the guy then
started to unbuckle his revolver. And I panicked. "Jay, let;'s get
out of here!"And Jay didn't like his
attitude. "Well, I will, but I mean the man is absolutely
rude." And we turned around and left.

That afternoon I took
the photographs that were taken of us in the car by the White House and I
went to the [Associated Press] office and I said, "Look, we tried to
get into the White house and they wouldn't let us! I thought Kennedy had a
sense of humor."He said, "Come, let
me show you something."And he took me over and
showed me the photographs of the Russian ships with the missles going
toward Cuba...We had arrived at the
White House on the day of the Cuban missile crisis. So nobody paid any
attention to us, even though we were very funny.That ended the tour, and
we drove back home.Never did get statehood for Moosylvania,
either.

Notably, in the cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle ultimately succeeded in
getting their petition delivered.

Rocky: Well, that's it, Bullwinkle! It's filed!

Bullwinkle: You mean Moosylvania's gonna be a state now, Rock?

Rocky: That all depends on how many good Americans get behind it, Bullwinkle.

Narrator: But will Rocky and Bullwinkle be joined in support by
people everywhere? Or will the same sinister forces that defeated the
Snooky Lanson presidential boom be at work again? Perhaps we'll find out
more in further adventures of Rocky Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose!

Left: Photo from the Coney Island Film Festival, 1964. Right: Statue of Rocky and Bullwinkle which stands on Sunset Boulevard.

A Small Request: Sometime in the mid-1980s, one of the northeastern
states of the U.S. (possibly Maine?) had an election where the legality of
moose-hunting was on the ballot. One group opposed to the hunting ran a
television ad which featured Rocky and Bullwinkle doing their standard
"pulling a rabbit out of a hat" gag... only at the end, instead
of pulling out the usual lion or rhino, Bullwinkle reached into the hat and
pulled out a hunter with a double-barreled shotgun.

If anybody reading this has a videotape of that ad, would you mind e-mailing me? I'd like to make
arrangements to see a copy.