Penn Satire, Since 1899

A Very Penn Thanksgiving

Horay! It’s Thanksgiving! Time to celebrate the bounty of our God. Unless you’re a Spaniard, in which case, it’s the anniversary of the coronation of Juan Carlos I. Or unless you’re Native American, in which case you’re probably bemoaning the constant griping about how you’re supposed to hate Thanksgiving.

But it’s good that we have Thanksgiving to remind us to be thankful. I asked important figures around Penn to send in their lists of what they’re thankful for. Here’s what they sent in: