We've all been told that Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon but what they're keeping secret is that a roller skating unicorn beat him there by about 10 million years. Or something like that. I forget stuff and I don't listen well. ASTRONAUTS!!

Interested in measurements? Here's the American Apparel size chart for unisex shirts: https://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=mu.shirts

Would you rather have a plus size shirt? Look here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/267539819/astronaut-unicorn-shirt-plus-size-roller

Like the design but want it printed on something else? Here are all of the Astronaut Unicorn items that we currently have in stock: https://www.etsy.com/shop/UglyBaby/search?search_query=astronaut+unicorn

About Our Models:

Sarah Maier: Sarah has a gigantic smile and has been hit by cars while riding her bike downtown at least twice.

Mandy Flame: Mandy Flame is Seattle’s leggy lovely. She moved here three years ago to study Marine Carpentry, and wandered into a Burlesque class on a whim. Since then she has embraced the stage as a performer, producer and photographer. She puts also her construction talents to good use making unique props and sets for Seattle’s burlesque community. As a burlesque performing, motorcycle riding, wooden boat builder Ugly Baby Shirts are a perfect match her for quirky appeal.

Danny: Danny's cool. Danny looks great in our shirts. End of bio.

Al Lykya is Seattle's dreamy, dimpled Drag King Stripper. He is local performer specializing in the art of drag, singing, hosting, & boi-lesque. This transmasculine sweetheart is nothing but dimples & trouble.

Photos 1-4 were taken by our favorite photographer, Chris Leher. You can find him on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ninjatek.