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I
am a HUGE Carrie Underwood fan, and I support her decision to appreciate
animals as neighbors on our earth and not as products. She is a beautiful
person, even voted as PETA's sexiest vegetarian of the year for two
years in a row! Saying all of that, I think that you don't really have
to eat meat to be a "Real Girl". Real girls know how to treat
living things: with love, respect, and adoration. You should have a
shirt too that says something like "Real Girls Eat Veggies".
That would be so cool. I would buy that in a heartbeat.

Our Response: Oh,
you silly little veggie-eating twat. This is a t-shirt site that deals
in offensive material. Saying that, who the FUCK do you think is going
to buy a shirt that says "Real Girls Eat Veggies"? I mean,
yeah, it offends the shit out of me, but I'm a meatatarian so veggies
apall the fuck out of me. Just the thought of a fucking stalk of celery
makes me want to gag in revulsion. We'll have a pro-vegetarian shirt
when hell freezes over and I'm ice-skating on the Lake of Fire with
Hendrix and Cobain while we're eating bacon sandwiches and drinking
KFC gravy. Fuck vegans. Fuck vegetarians. Fuck Carrie Underwood. Shut
the fuck up.