The Free Land of The The Bierands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.309 billion The Bierandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The The Bierandsian economy, worth 224 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,817 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is totally unknown. The The Bierands's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.