Crush Links: Brangelina Might Make It Legal

• One cynic says why we should be happy for Kim Kardashian‘s quickie engagement to Kris Humphries. (YourTango)

• Will a sober Snooki be unable to party hard with the other Jersey Shore kids? (Betty Confidential)

• Watch the first three minutes of True Blood season 4, while Sookie (Anna Paquin) cavorts with the fairies. (BuzzFeed)

• Those of you who want to see Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tie the knot, you can thank their kids for asking why Mommy and Daddy aren’t hitched, and forcing them to “look at” the issue. (Lainey Gossip)