Any by “ingenious” I mean “so utterly repulsive it may destroy your last remaining shred of hope for humanity.”

In a post on the Incels.is forums with the seemingly innocuous title “Dick Quotas,” a dude calling himself Mainländer announced what he called “a genius idea to make society and the sexual market fairer.”

Prepare yourself.

We all know being a dicklet sucks and foids will ridicule you for it, and most men want to fuck JBs [jailbaits], so why don’t we make the AoC [Age of Consent] dependent on the guy’s dick size?

[inwardly screaming]

If your cock is 3 inches or less, the AoC is 12 for you.If your cock is between 3 and 4 inches, the AoC is 13 for you.If your cock is between 4 and 5 inches, the AoC is 14 for you.If your cock is between 5 and 6 inches, the AoC is 15 for you.If your cock is between 6 and 7 inches, the AoC is 16 for you.If your cock is between 7 and 8 inches, the AoC is 17 for you.If your cock is 8 inches or more, the AoC is 18 for you.

In addition to everything else that’s fucked-up about this tweet — underage girls aren’t prizes to be given out to men to compensate them for their alleged penile shortcomings — it’s based on a bizarrely pornified notion of what counts as a small dick. The average penis size is between 5 and 6 inches, and most cis men have penises somewhere in or near that range. Only a tiny percentage of men dicks that are 8 inches long or larger. And most women don’t give a shit about dick size. This is just an excuse for Mainländer to fantasize about underage girls.

Everyone wins.

Yeah, everyone except the UNDERAGE GIRLS YOU’LL BE RAPING.

In case you’re wondering, Mainländer isn’t some teenager or drive-by troll. He’s posted more than 14,000 comments on Incels.is, and describes himself as being older than 30. (One commenter in the thread refers to him as a man in his 50s.)

No jokes this time. It really seems like this open pedo shit is becoming more common on Incels.is, with an increasing number of incels convinced not only that they’re oppressed by adult women refusing to have sex with them but also because they can’t have sex with underage girls.

Incel forums are toxic in pretty much every way it’s possible to be toxic. These guys aren’t venting. They aren’t providing support for one another. They’re turning themselves and each other into even worse human beings every day they spend on forums like this. And making themselves ever more miserable and bitter in the process.

I’m not big on government observance of internet behaviour, for a host of reasons, but man, if you’re posting justifications for violence against women and rape, especially child rape, that feels fucking justified to me. It’s not just passively looking into it, for research or whatever, but you’re putting yourself out there in support of it. That seems pretty reasonable to monitor to me. I’m not a lawyer, and I understand the civil rights implications, but Jesus Christ, maybe instead of targeting sex workers out of the vague perception that trafficking could be happening, the government ought to be going after people who have proven to produce violent offenders and create a breeding ground for them. Because this shit is fucking terrifying. And it’s only a matter of time someone is arrested for raping a young girl and cites inceldom as his motivation, as all their violent “heroes” have. It needs cracking down on. It’s actively harmful. Terrifyingly harmful, at that.

I’m a strait cisgender dude so my experience might be limited, but I have never, ever, EVER heard any women talk about dick size or care about dick size. It seems to me that the only demographic that seems to care about dick size are a subset of incredibly insecure men and as Simone de Beauvoir said: “nothing is more vicious and contemptful of women then a man insecure about his own virility”.

WE MUST RECLAIM THE ACRONYM FROM THE SJWS! SJWS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING! WE MUST FIND A WAY TO LINK AOC THE CONGRESSWOMAN TO PEDOPHILIA! AOC EATS PIZZA SOMETIMES, CLEARLY SHE’S LINKED TO A CHILD MOLESTER RING!!! SHE WAS HAVING PEDO ORGIES WITH HILLARY!!! HILLARY PROBABLY MOLESTED HER AT A PIZZA PARLOR AND TURNED HER SOCIALIST THAT WAY!!!

Also, I should be allowed to have sex with a 12 year-old. But that doesn’t make me a pedo! Because if I were a pedo that would make me a pizza-eating socialist! And we all know that socialists want to redistribute everything, and females are things that ought to be redistributed to those who need sex! Each incel according to his sexual needs! Wait, didn’t Lenin say that? NOOOOOO! Not a socialist not a socialist, not a…

Note: this post contains multiple levels of sarcasm.

Also, I almost wish Walter hadn’t been banned. I would treasure his thoughts on this.

I propose a different system. The age of consent remains as it is, except for people who identify as incels and regularly post on incel forums. Age of consent will be the standard age plus 150 years for anyone who is targeted by self-identified incels, in order to protect those who may be harmed by coming into contact with such noxious persons.

Early in my career I worked as an application engineer for the sales department of a small company. There were 3 of us in the group, a 25 year old manager (a born again Christian), a 25 year old me (an atheist since birth), and a 17 year old high school work experience dog’s body {raging hormones}. The manager was always referring to his girlfriend as “*****rotten crotch. I can’t even…. The topper came one day when the dog’s body was bragging about his conquests among the girls at his school and the manager made the statement “Well I like to think that if I weren’t a good Christian I’d be out there getting my share of the girls” One, would a good Christian like to think that? Two, who, the mayonnaise on French fries, ever said that your existence entitled you to any female companion, much less a “share”? These troglodytes have always been around but the net has made them worse.

I’m a strait cisgender dude so my experience might be limited, but I have never, ever, EVER heard any women talk about dick size or care about dick size.

That largely tallies with my own experience, to which I’ll add that two partners of mine have reminisced less than fondly about having to deal with the reality of an excessively large penis, which turned out to be about a gazillion miles removed from the fantasy.

I once saw a porn film in which a ludicrously over-endowed man had to use his hand as a spacer to make sure that he didn’t penetrate his partner too deeply. It just looked incredibly awkward and uncomfortable for both parties, and that was in the context of something that was trying (albeit failing) to come across as erotic.

I give him +2 points for trying to do math and not totally failing at *the math* portion of it. However, he gets negative infinity points for real world applications.

Because, dude, it doesn’t matter if your 5 ml absorbent magic tampon can hold 5 mls… for health reasons they really, really ought to be swapped out pretty frequently because women tend to not like DYING OF TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME which can be caused by little things like LEAVING THE STINKING TAMPON IN UNTIL IT REACHES ABSOLUTE OPTIMUM MONEY SAVING SATURATION.

Also, you know, some women can’t use tampons. Like, they just can’t.

@Thread, yelling at the off topic fun thing, because I’m a little too creeped out and horrified to deal with the actual article topic. Like, this dude needs to NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER be around children, EVER.

Also, I’ve been doing thermal systems homework for 5 hours and am super tired, so all caps is a thing?

I’d love to know Period Guy’s philosophy on best-before dates. Does he agree that something that’s best before 13/04/2019 won’t automatically kill you one minute past midnight on 14/04/2019, or does he start getting icked out at the thought of eating it a month before then?

It’s unfair of me, I’m sure, but for some reason I’m assuming the latter.

(It’s late and I’m tired and mildly inebriated, so the link between the two may not be as clear to everyone as it is in my head. Apologies if this makes no sense.)

Ok… why are these people not on watch-lists? I mean… this isn’t funny anymore! They literally reduce women to vaginal circumference modifiers! (Points for whoever gets that reference). This isn’t about “Age of Consent”, it’s about “Age of having a sex toy that I can hit when it dares to have an opinion”.

I imagine if you’re both incel and genuinely insecure about your penis size, you might too self-centered/intellectually lazy to consider that other people generally have no way of actually knowing your penis size. This is a fairly common intellectual failing.

That is, unless you’re the kind of guy who uses penis size report as a regular pickup line. But then, you probably wouldn’t do that if you felt genuinely insecure?

Then again, incels seem to also often believe that having a large dick correlates with being a “Chad” (or even more so “Tyrone”), so women can easily guess your penis size from your general outlook. Obviously, with the help of porn most incels can easily convince themselves that their own dick is below average, and any incel who actually has a huge dick wouldn’t dare mention it to other incels because they hate anything that disrupts the narrative.

As for ridicule, it seems to be incels’ dramatic way of expressing their chronic sense of betrayal because they aren’t being sufficiently socially validated – with sexual pleasure, love, admiration, respect, friendliness, attention. With this language, incels are convincing themselves and each other that a random woman on street not smiling at you is as bad as literal ridicule or disgust.

If you die of toxic shock syndrome you won’t require additional tampons, making this the most effective way to reduce expenditure on tampons! Reminds me of that article about computers that learned how to cheat at games and tasks.

Wow, that tampon guy is a moron. Not just for the obvious reasons everyone else has mentioned, but because average is well…an average. And, imo, I think it’s low. But assuming it’s an actual average, that means there are women who don’t have anywhere near that much, and there are women who have way, way more. Like Diva cup claims the average period is 1 oz (which is a bit less than the 35 ml), the same size the cup holds. Meanwhile, some women are filling that thing every couple hours or less and would literally be having to change a tampon so often they aren’t worth bothering with.

being a straight woman and kind of old and having fairly raunchy female friends, I can tell you that we have engaged in ‘dick size’ conversations. Occasionally about how too big is not good and really big is just not good AT ALL and how desperately sad that situation is. And how average is good and sometimes how a bit above average is really quite nice. Only rarely has anyone complained about too small penis size, but these weren’t average penis sizes but really, super small penises – so small that there were mechanical difficulties that could not be overcome by technique. I myself have never encountered such a penis-haver in such a situation.

But in general, most of my straight women friends have agreed that penis size is really quite incidental to one’s quality as a lover and entirely unrelated to one’s quality as a partner. My lesbian friends find them uninteresting or gross or occasionally an item of curiosity. I have never had a penis size convo with a gay male friend who was actually sexually active. But I would imagine that large penis size in that sphere is even more of an encumbrance. Dunno?

I have had penis size conversations with straight men. Some of them along the lines of Trumpian brags. One guy used ‘reverse psychology’ and claimed his small dick line was really effective when he was trying to pick up women, though he said he was probably just small side of average. I never put it to the test. Saddest and eventually most tiresome of all were ‘average’ dudes who were really hung up about their ‘small’ penis size.

And any puckercords who believe in and act on this nightmarish idea with either of my granddaughters will shortly (pun intended) find themselves having to use a microscope to find any shred of their nasty junk. Weaponizing sex by making it legal to rape children just so a “man,” and I use the term with great reservation, can get his useless rocks off is no way to find what he really wants.

Of course, finding what they really want and need would take time, deep analysis, and dedication. It would also require said “men” to stop blaming everyone else for their own unhappiness. Sadly, that seems to be more than many of them have the insight or patience for.

Is it my imagination that, as conditions for life on earth become more tenuous, more of these guys are showing up?

Ideas like his make me fear that the United States of Gilead may be closer than we think. Religious woman-hating control freaks like this have always been there to offer up women as the root cause of all THEIR evils and miseries, and absolute control of women as the only godly solution. Burn a woman and the world will be healed. And it is only the tiniest of steps to add gays, transexuals, bisexuals, artists and the intelligent and educated of all genders, colors and philosophies to the hate-fest and bonfire.

I imagine if you’re both incel and genuinely insecure about your penis size, you might too self-centered/intellectually lazy to consider that other people generally have no way of actually knowing your penis size. This is a fairly common intellectual failing.

I’ve had this discussion with a few different guys who were complaining that women only go home with guys who have huge penises. Each time when I brought up that we mostly can’t tell someone’s size with their pants on, I was told something along the lines of “well, I can tell how big your boobs are, so I don’t believe you.”

I’ve had this discussion with a few different guys who were complaining that women only go home with guys who have huge penises. Each time when I brought up that we mostly can’t tell someone’s size with their pants on, I was told something along the lines of “well, I can tell how big your boobs are, so I don’t believe you.”

This is of course stating what should be glaringly obvious, but unless he was sporting a visible boner at the time, this is impossible to tell. Flaccid penises vary dramatically in size, erect penises considerably less so, and I gather that it’s even harder to gauge their likely girth unless they’re erect.

And pretty much every woman I’ve ever discussed this with has confirmed that girth is where it really counts (one openly said that she’d much prefer four fat inches to eight thin ones), and that if they’re significantly longer than the five-to-six inch average there’s a real risk of hitting (and hurting) the cervix.

In any case, there’s loads you can do to satisfy your partner even if you’re one of the tiny percentage of men who really does have a noticeably smaller than average penis. I’m given to understand that a combo of two fingers massaging the G-spot while a thumb attends to the clitoris will significantly outweigh any kind of vaginal penetration by a comparatively blunt instrument like a penis when it comes to the woman’s sexual pleasure, and you don’t even need to have a penis at all to be able to facilitate this.

I see some of you didn’t realize that there is a global penis size database we femoids can access. I even have the app on my phone. It notifies me of the penis size of every cis man within a hundred yard radius.

I’ve had this discussion with a few different guys who were complaining that women only go home with guys who have huge penises. Each time when I brought up that we mostly can’t tell someone’s size with their pants on, I was told something along the lines of “well, I can tell how big your boobs are, so I don’t believe you.”

I see some of you didn’t realize that there is a global penis size database we femoids can access. I even have the app on my phone.

Is…the app available for us androids?

(In the light of general manospherian discourse, while it may not be healthy or make any sense, it should be perfectly plausible for a heterosexual man like me to purely non-sexually obsessed with other men’s penis sizes)

Like Diva cup claims the average period is 1 oz (which is a bit less than the 35 ml), the same size the cup holds.

What? That can’t possibly be right. A leading cause of me going all Elizabeth Bathroy on my knickers is having the cup overflow and break the seal, which generally happens somewhere midway through the period if I forget to change things out for 8+ hours. There’s no way that covers even the majority of the flow.

Hmm, maybe I just have freakishly voluminous periods. I suppose it’s possible.

Setting the awful part aside, this is just another example of why comprehensive sex ed is so freakin’ important. For all intents and purposes (setting aside some of the amateur stuff of real couples), porn is fantasy, so when the fantasy is “hot women enjoy larger and larger objects jackhammering them in every orifice”, without somebody equipped with knowledge and some authority coming along and saying “Yeah, no, that’s really not how that works….,” that’s what the porn viewing public (read: everybody) is going to internalize.

Actually, that gives me an idea. When Premier Crack Mayor’s Brother ran on rolling back the sex ed curriculum to 1998, everyone responded by citing all of the trends of the 90s to show how out of touch they were. Perhaps the better tack would be frame it in the porn trends of the era:

“We should bring our sexual education curriculum out of the frosted-tips Silvia Saint Vivid days and into pubic-hair comeback Riley Reid Digital Playground days! I mean, come on people, get with the times! People have Pornhub now!”

The most disturbing part of this is that the girls aren’t also being matched based on their equipment size….which, while still being incredibly disgusting, at least would make a tiny bit of sense. No, they’re being reverse-matched by SMV to compensate for the man’s underendowment, in an attempt to keep total SMV mathematically constant for each couple. In this ranking system, 12 year olds offer the highest reward and the most social validation (from other creeps, of course, not from society in general).

I don’t understand why incels (Jordan Peterson included) keep insisting so hard on equality of sexual outcome for every single straight man on the planet. Apparently this is the hill they’ve decided to not get laid on.

Only rarely has anyone complained about too small penis size, but these weren’t average penis sizes but really, super small penises – so small that there were mechanical difficulties that could not be overcome by technique. I myself have never encountered such a penis-haver in such a situation.

I have and I would have taken him over a too-well endowed dude EVERY day of the week!! I won’t get *too* into TMI* here, but he was willing to get me off several times and it was the best fellatio ever for me (no gagging!)

The guy was very good-looking, very respectful, and genuinely nice. So, of course, I never got to see him again because he was at our base (USAF) on temporary duty and returned to his post shortly thereafter.

*The TMI part was the Kama Sutra positions it took to achieve penetration. Luckily, I was young and very flexible back then.

A guy with 14,000 posts on an incel site that was founded in December 2017 is an obvious troll. Riiiight. 😒

How do you know “he” is not a bot? 😛

Also, I think it’s rather naive of you to assume there aren’t trolls on incel sites trying to fuck with these guys as well as trying(albeit quite effectively)to make them look bad. Incels are universally despised. Not just by women, but by other men too.

Do not misinterpret this as a defense of this guy. It is is a dismissal.

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