I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day full of chocolates and flowers and duck confit, because if you're trying to drive on the westside today, it may be your only happy memory for a while. The President of the United States is returning to L.A. for another campaign fundraiser, and as we know from previous experience, having a Presidential motorcade in town tends to increase our already legendary traffic from "rage inducing" to "existential."

Keep reading for a rough plan of where the President will be this afternoon, and how it might ruin all your plans tonight.

Remember, these are best guesses on specific routes, as the Secret Service does not reveal his exact route for obvious security reasons.