After noticing a trend amongst USA Network original programming — “Let’s make a show about a bland, white-collar guy who constantly interacts with women who sell their bodies for money, for some reason!” says every executive at USA — the folks at Above Average created a trilogy of series for the channel that the average Boy Meets World aficionado should enjoy. They’re all called Hooker Lawyer, and one stars Rider Strong, who you know as either Shawn Hunter on Boy Meets World, if you remember that obscure decade before the 2000s, or Special Operations Tactician Carl Jenkins from Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles, if you’re weird.

Watch him grab his crotch and talk about hookers below. Take that, childhood.

Just the other day I was sitting around and thinking ya know what USA doesn’t have enough white guys in suits. With Raw moving up to 3 hours on Mondays there just is not enough hours in the day not to have a white guy wearing a suit. I mean frankly Psych might have to up the stakes and have Gus and Shawn start wearing suits now too Lassie can’t carry that burden by himself.