1. John Stockton

With liberating short-shorts and an elegantly crafted side part, John Stockton had the freedom and confidence to average a double-double over the course of his career. Alongside Karl Malone, Stockton led the Jazz to 20 straight postseason appearances. That's right. Over the course of his career, Stockton missed the playoffs exactly zero times and, rather cheerlessly, has exactly zero championships to show for it.

If not for some guy named Michael Jordan, the Jazz could have had a dynasty. But, as it stands, he'll have to settle for being the greatest white point guard in NBA history, a worthwhile tribute at any rate. And don't forget that he's the all-time leader in assists and steals.