I asked him what it was he did not like. Turned out he fully expected me to use a knife and fork to eat the cheese with, certainly not my fingers. I said something about it being individually wrapped. He said I should remove the wrap using the knife and fork as well.

Then he said, "Can you imagine if someone walked in here!!!" I found that question rather hillarious since we were inside the friary and only friars had access to it (and Capuchins are not exactly snobs). So, I said, "Like who?" To that he replied, "For example, me."