Welcome to my home in blogland. Here, I strive to make you laugh like never before, cry warmhearted tears, get silly, and be naughty. Together, we'll uncover sweet morsels in the light and dark. You'll leave craving chocolate. That's a given. I'm a bad influence. Oy vey, am I a bad influence! {But I do recommend fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy the samples, and may you fast become addicted. You're most welcome to return.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

A Higher Calling

-A repost from 6.1.10

One must be of very high caliber to land a job nowadays.

Consider this ad for a job in San Francisco (source: craigslist.org):

Marijuana Educators Needed-

New
Cannabis Educational Company is looking for highly knowledgeable
Marijuana Educators. Cannabis Industry Attorneys, Doctors that do
recommendations, Cannabis Chefs, Cannabis Horticulturists, Cannabis
Herbalists, Dispensary Owners/Employees, Delivery Service Owners needed
to speak to students. Must be comfortable speaking in front of crowds.
This is an educational company only. You must be a passionate,
up-to-date, knowledgeable Cannabis Industry expert in one or more of the
needed areas. Weekend Only work. Part-time. Please send resume.
Marijuana, Cannabis, 420, Medical Marijuana, Ganja

1) I believe strongly that all brownies are “special brownies.”2) I graduated from High School.3) I’m routinely asked, “What the hell are you on?”4) I get ravenously hungry when I haven’t eaten in 12 minutes.5) I once listened to the Doobie Brothers, accidentally. (I thought they were the Bee Gees.)

6) I made a tie-dye shirt at summer camp 32 years ago.

Reefers available upon request, if you ask the right person. Hint: that would not be me.

"I get ravenously hungry when I haven't eaten in 12 minutes." That sounds like me, and I don't even drink anything stronger than chocolate skim milk. So glad you reefered back to this classic from your early blogging daze! Julie