It turns out that the prop budget on the set of “Halloween” was a lot like that of PopQuizzical – small. So the costuming department went out and bought the cheapest mask they could find and painted it white – a James T. Kirk mask. It’s like they could see into the future: Shatner would end up being a little bloated with some teased out hair.

See? I told you so. It’s like bloated Captain Kirk with a pasty skin tone, like mine.