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Would You Hit It? Would Kanchi?

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“You wa shock!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Party.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Game Tester”

What's your dream job?

“animator, illustrator for children's books, pop-up book maker”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I cut my own hair. Sometimes it ends up looking kinda funny.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone I can geek out with over stupid stuff like Star Trek, art, and toys. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It's worth a shot.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Evangelion, FLCL, Monster”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to embarrass Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane tax advice to soldiers. Cannot be damaged by violent Kaiju. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and gin. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Decided to spend the next several years masturbating in a hidden basement. Each joyful lesson was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.

Played first base for the Mets despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite "accidentally" killing basically everybody. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."