This one is from the vaults. But it is kind of catchy and I like it so I wanted to share. My stage name is Normal Norman… that should explain one line

It’s a riot when the lions
run the streets with tire irons
to see you people all surprised
cause you trying on your nylons

don’t step at me lightly
I might just frighten you
bite like a great white
Tear out chunks for spite

When I attack you won’t need the paramedics
You could bandage all the segments
need a bucket for all the blood collecting
You be swelling up thinking I’m the infection
You just failed the test and I’m the course correction

It’s a new dawn.
I’m trying to forewarn you
I pronounce you dead
like I’m the rap coroner
With words paranormal
Introducing Normal Norman, me
Now you know I’m back
and ya’ll can act accordingly

it’s kill or be killed on these streets
the weakest feed the meanest beast
Be careful with me I gotta eat
If you’re coming at me, I’m gonna feast

I’m viscious the way I slice open middles
lyrically you psychos
although I just might consider it
if you don’t get it right
I’m itching for a fight
or maybe from your girl
did you notice she wasn’t as tight last night

The beast of Cville
I have no equal
Act so street make the street rats
look like decent people
Gangbangers sneak peeks into streets through their peepholes
out of fear of seeing me.
Do they want beef with me? No.

We all know the devil
is on another level
but I’m Kaiser Sose clever
no one can do it better

Whatever you can dunk
I know that I can finger roll
Fucked the whole game up
Now y’all all got sore bootyholes

it’s kill or be killed on these streets
the weakest feed the meanest beast
Be careful with me I gotta eat
If you’re coming at me, I’m gonna feast

I charge a cash fee ’cause I’m the mac
three gold teeth and a mean ol’ Cadillac
the haters in the trunk and the girlies in the back
Killing the whole scene like a fucking heart attack.

That’s just how I roll
200 bucks for go
Don’t stop at Boardwalk
because it’s gonna cost your soul
You’re girlfriend’s gonna love it
But your end’s kind of rough
’cause every time you go at it
She’s gonna bring my name up.

I put it all in like no limit Texas Hold ’em
Can’t do better than this soldier
’bout time somebody told you
Earning veteran status
collecting all that cabbage
See my ass on view screens
of all the paparazzi cameras

it’s kill or be killed on these streets
the weakest feed the meanest beast
Be careful with me I gotta eat
If you’re coming at me, I’m gonna feast

I’m that complication
that takes some explanation
Folks don’t believe I’m existing
waiting for me to wake up
When the game’s been played up
but I’ve gotten lady favors
for being on good behavior
Reinventing, so creative

And I’m so glad we made it
So glad I met you
genuinely grateful
I didn’t mean to upset you
But I’m for real
sent here to test you
Harder than Detroit steel
Cruising on even keel

I’m the king of the streets
and you know I’m on my beat
sick and sweet like Halloween
trick or treat

Performance gorgeous
stirring up more dust
orbiting your awareness
storming out the tour bus
Interfering your cordless
building up to thorough buzz
what the verse doesn’t do
the chorus does

I’m the king of the streets
and you know I’m on my beat
sick and sweet like Halloween
trick or treat

You wanna talk politics. I know you do, or at least some of you do. Let’s do it. I think the Republican party is bullshit because it is a party necessarily divided. You can’t have government uninvolvement and anti-abortion, gay marriage and all that shit. You know why? You can’t have it because the moral shift has already happened. Taking the government intervention out of the private life turns reality socially liberal on you. My opinion. Religion is bunk and there’s a whole Christian Coalition behind that making the right look stupid. When the Republicans want to reorganize and work toward a more efficient smaller government that relies on the integrity of arms bearing citizens without all the moral uppitiness, I’ll certainly take a closer look. But until then, every vote will be Non-Republican unless there is a serious ethical issue with one of my Dems.

My Dems are starting to acknowledge atheists. They understand that there are areas that require government involvement and regulation. But there is a limit to regulation and I could use some good Repubs to choose from. I might even believe there was a God if I saw some. That’s not actually true, by the way.

Look, I’ve even provided a comments section. Feel free to use it. But do use a little respect. Some name calling is okay and even entertaining but ultimately I hope dissent can be informative.

Let’s say you want to be a slacker or you’ve identified that you are and there’s no changing that fact, but you’d like to be the best slacker you can be. This brief post should help you organize your way to slacker super stardom. As a slacker, you need to find a way to provide emotional support or real support such as dish washing, babysitting, or paying rent. You should provide both types of support in general, but not everybody remembers and you’re a slacker so that’s not going to happen. Slackers should be happy and friendly to make slacker-enablers see some value in their decision to allow the slacker to freeload. Always remember Rule #1 which is cardio so that you can also remember Rule #2 which is Don’t Panic.

I know, you’re a real professional slacker type. That means you’ve gone above and beyond slacker mooching off friends and strangers to living with you parents. It happens. Parents are the ultimate fall back and moving in with them has happened to the best of us (at least by default because that’s where we were born). That means you’ve got to provide your parents with either emotional support or real support. Now here’s the real trick. Sometimes you’ve got to do real support in order to establish emotional support. You know, dishes, vacuuming, domestic detail to some extent.

Cause if you don’t, you’re paying for that extra mile of laziness in contempt. It’s not your fault nor ours either really. But accomplishing little, going nowhere, and creating extra workload for people is going to generate a holier than thou attitude in other people that may have some justification. Let me clarify that to earn this contempt you have to not only mooch off of a slacker enabler but also to not provide emotional nor real support. This makes you a full on deadbeat. It doesn’t matter the detail. Not really. Because that puts you in a whole new world from the rest of us pseudoslackers who have bills and dreams and are willing to give up on neither. You can watch us in movies since we’re the heroes.

You’re welcome to join us as protagonists, or even as successful slackers. Just remember: Cardio, Don’t Panic, Provide Emotional OR Real Support.