Nerd Cushion for Really Simple Sleep

You can subscribe me to this RSS cushion right away. The best thing about this pillow is that you don’t need to go to bed to get your rest — simply put your head on the iconic orange cushion and any sleep will be delivered right to your brain, as soon as it becomes ready.

This cushion is hand made by Craftsquatch, the person who brought the world the Photoshop Plushie and other soft additions to the Adobe Creative Three Piece Suite, and the 12″x12″ fleece feed icon can be yours for $15. Or at least it can be when Craftsquatch gets around to making another batch: Current stock has sold out.

UPDATE: Craftsquatch Creator Justin T tells us that he isn’t the same person that makes the Adobe CS cushions linked above. The maker of those cushions does live near him, however, and Justin himself also makes CS4 cushions? Got that? Good.

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