Kermit enters, spoofing the role of Christian, the young writer looking for "inspiration to write about love." He encounters the Green Fairy (Robin the Frog) floating in a glass of "funny green root beer," which presents a joke too good (or too bad) for Fozzie Bear to pass up. This leads right into a musical number performed by Penguins and Chickens.

As this wraps up, Fozzie introduces the star of the show, Saltine, who is portrayed by Miss Piggy as a spoof of Nicole Kidman's character Satine. She is lowered on a trapeze while singing "Santa Baby."

As usual, Piggy's song is interrupted, this time by a montage of songs performed by Gonzo, Fozzie, penguins, chickens, and Elvises. Infuriated, Piggy puts a stop to it, and after a brief reminder from Scooter, resumes her song.