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Apparently people need size 15XL undies

…and surprisingly they are being created by a British company catering to obese Euro women. The appropriately titled, “Big Bloomers Company” has started to expand their underwear collection (and verrrry sexual underwear I might add) to include more sizes and styles for the “full figured” (on the verge of a heart attack) type women. Up until now, the company has made 9XL underwear, but were “inundated with calls from obese women around the world claiming they are too small.” (From UK Daily Mail.) TOO SMALL.

The size range will now include 9XL-15XL panties, thus fitting women with 8.75 ft waistlines and a 74 dress size. Apparently Big Bloomers founders Dianne and Laura Mannering have tapped into a goldmine because, “Women from New Zealand, France and Australia have already been clamouring for the items, which have been flying off the shelves since going on sale last week.”

When your underwear looks like it could be an elephant diaper it might be time to re-evaluate your life.