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So if you have to shake the fuck out of it, squeeze it, use a handful of paper etc and STILL end up with a little damp patch, give yourself a 1 or 2. If you finish weeing and it's bone dry immediately, well done you've scored a 10.

I remember when some little kids were playing outside our house and one little girl was crying holding her crotch and when we asked what was wrong but couldn't hear what she was saying because she was blubbering but it sounded like 'my pussy hurts' and we were a bit like 'wtf?!' turned out it was 'flossie'