1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, ain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

NO.....NO, NO, NO Vodka is a libation to be consumed, it has no other legitimate uses, any other use is alcohol abuse. It is to be inbibed with friends, persons of the opposite sex that you intend to have to marry and alone while typing blog comments on the internet. Don't make me come over there!

devilnangel

Dec 16 @ 9:20PM

mythbusters did a show on vodka uses. didn't work so well on a lot of things... some were in that list too, others i never heard of. interesting nonetheless

are you conjested?to make a buggar thinner. mix one jigger of 100 proof vodka and half a shot of tobasko.drink it quickly or sip it, it dos'nt matter.it will make the inside of your sineses sweat, and you'll be coughing up all the flem in your lungs and the pressure will come out of your skull so fast you'll hear it sqweak from the inside.i kid you not! the vodka pulls the pepper into your bloodstream and causes profuse sweating, inside and out! be prepaired.have a box of kleenex handy and designate a driver first.