The Movie Underworld (2003) was the best looking bad movie I have been to in a long while. The visuals attempted greatness, but like Icharus fell to earth in a melted shapeless blob. A simple story, if well told could have held this flick together, but it was never well told. Sloppy jump cuts and missing pieces make for a plot that is always a step beyond comprehension. What a beautiful mess this film is. Muddy visuals, wandering story telling, and incomplete action sequences leave the viewer shrugging his shoulders always wondering "What just happened?" This movie could have been something, but instead it is just something to be avoided.