The CHURCH OF the EGO SHOVEL is a group of spiritual leaders and musicians
dedicated to maintaining a dialogue, with a related alien race named the
Archeans,concerning the
past and future of the universe. This is no ordinary dialogue. It is
accomplished by restructuring our DNA to encode and send messages that travel at
superfast nanocosmic wavelenghts. This was not possible until the recovery of
an Artifact discovered
in a secret chamber underneath the Great Pyramid at Giza last year.

The messages can be "downloaded" by the receiving party as a
musical pattern that instantly and completely initiates a whole understanding to
the recipient. In fact, because DNA is the most basic, common feature integral
to all life in the universe, we can, through this process have full and complete
understanding of the Univesal
Mind and Memory. Although understanding is complete, it is outside the
realm of the knowable. Exploration of the Universal Mind and Memory is a
tedious and exhaustive process As we learn more we will share this with you.

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MERKABA

Our living light bodies, or Merkaba, are achieved by synchronizing our DNA
vibrational wavelengths with the pulse of the Universal Mind and Memory. Above
is seen representations of the Merkaba of the Archeans as seen by Ego Shovel
adepts while immersed in the UMM. THe UMM is accessed through DNA encoded
music, drugs that shut down our concious minds such as rohyponol, and by
physical proximity to an artifact called theBenben that was recently
and secretly discovered in a chamber under the Great Pyramid. The Benben is
Archean in origin, lost by them in 12,500 B.C. when they were here on Earth
last. Through our world wide agents, Ego Shovel has rescued the Benben from
those who would exploit it's use for nefarious purposes. The secret of the
Benben is our secret. Only the Adepts of the Inner Circle of the Pleasuredome
are privvy to what secrets it contains.