Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.

I saw the face of Jeremy Clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my V8 Vantage when I suddenly heard David Attenborough's voice saying: Autodocumentism!