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<Melati> I dreamt I was an ancient Aztec vampire mummy, doing coke and scotch in 50 Cent's place, until the bastard tried to steal my gold and unleashed the chocolate harpies from his closet. Fortunately, Halle Berry was there to aid me with her trusty machete.<Melati> Later we got involved in some time travel shenanigans, which led to Nixon fighting bears

<@Bobby> so.... i just caught kiley nomming on a praying mantis<@DrSummers> EW* Rogue sighs and ...LOL!<@DrSummers> WTF.<Rogue> wtf.<Clarice> chhhewy<@DrSummers> HOW?<@Bobby> a plastic one <Rogue> LMFAO<@DrSummers> oh, okay<Rogue> you did that for shock value. evil woman.<Jack> clearly she'll make an excellent wife if she goes the way of the mantis<Clarice> extra cjhewy<@Bobby> of course<@DrSummers>

<Laura> the problem with apartments is finding ones that accept beasts as large as mine will be<Bobby> ....<Bobby> omfg i read that as breasts<Fabian> XD!<Laura> lmao!<Bobby> i was like.....<Laura> aww, now I've woken him up with my laughter<Bobby> don't wake up your breasts!<Laura> they're judging me!* Fabian is trying to laugh quietly and not make herself cough at the same time* Fabian fails<Bobby> heeeee<Laura> ...I thought I was done laughing, but I'm not<Bobby> heeeee<Laura> but yeah, problems with finding apartments that accept large pets<Fabian> The judgmental breasts got you.<Laura> damnit! I'd finally stopped!<Bobby> hehehe<Laura> oops... now I'm being judged for hitting the poor dog with the laptop<Fabian> By your breasts?<Laura> of course.<Fabian> nothing quite like disappointed nipples

<Bobby> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/2 ... b=facebook<Wither> eweweweweww<Jessica> wtf?<Eddie> A woman in southwestern Sweden took “boning” to a new level,<Eddie> ^^^ Made my week<Jessica> lol<SugarmanTreacle> it hurts. i can't think of any more puns for that.<Rachel> lol<Eddie> don't even care for the article after that<Eddie> that has just described everything<Eddie> and i am content<Eddie> forever.<Eddie> hang on, hang on:<SugarmanTreacle> She must be quite the wild thing. All her sexual partners are tired. Dead tired.<Eddie> "I've got nothing to hide", she says, "It's for Historical....ness"<Eddie> 'Skeleton found in HIDDEN COMPARTMENT IN HOUSE'<Eddie> yeeeeah, no.<Eddie> no.<Eddie> just no.<Eddie> i think it's dead morbid<Eddie> i mean, with a defense like that, she must be bone idle :/<Eddie> i suppose the authorities didn't exactly find it humerus<Jessica> oh God, please stop<Rachel> hehehe<Darren> >,><Darren> I think you'll find he's dead set on continuing<Cecilia> pffttt<Eddie> omfg: it's 5 am and people are asleep<Jessica> noooooo<Cecilia> haha<Eddie> if i laugh any louder, someone's gonna kick my ass!<Jessica> lol<Bobby> http://www.digital-rights.net/wp-conten ... rlds-1.jpg<Cecilia> lol<Eddie> my abs hurt!<Fergie> Something's really tickled your funny bone, Chaos.<Eddie> they're not fucking laughter surpressors!<Eddie> LMAO<Cecilia> She's just dyin' for some lovin'<Eddie> i suppose i should grow a spine, huh?<Cecilia> lol<Darren> just a shame for her the authorities just had to pick that bone with her about it<Fergie> Relations would begin to deteriorate<Cecilia> OMG<Darren> you could even say they would decompose<Fergie> It just depends on how much milk someone had to drink. Osterperosis would be a let down.<Fergie> *o<Eddie> nothing like a good coccyx though, right ladies?<Fergie> Just as long as it's a real stand-up guy

Freak: two thirds of the bottle are emptyFreak: should I attempt to clear the whole thingFreak: hmmmFreak: the interesting thing about alcoholFreak: the more glasses you drink, the easier it is to convince yourself to drink the next oneFreak: I call this the logarithmic regression of boozingFreak: or, alternatively, the ACDC constantSugarman: No one said she was insane in the membrane?Sugarman: Disappointing.Toxic: not everyone's a fan of cypress hill ^^Freak: fuck cypress hill!Sugarman: Now I'm just disgusted.Freak: I have no idea who they are, but fuck themJack: lolFreak: because, they have a silly nameFreak: like, a hill full of treesFreak: you know what I call that?Freak: forestFreak: they should be called forestJack: what about insane clown posse?Freak: or alleyFreak: alleys often have cypress treesToxic loves those guysFreak: insane clown posse is redundantToxic: well, not all their stuffFreak: clowns are insane by defaultSugarman: Really? You like ICP?Freak: only an insane person would paint their face, scare children until they pee their pants, and call that a jobWidget: [Nightscrawlers 2.0] Summer/Winter Character Threads â¢ Re: Christmas 2015: Eddie - http://www.nightscrawlers.com/forum/vie ... 09#p133209Jack: I jsut like one song of theirsToxic: but the fact they're an ultra-violent rap duo that is also a Christian thing amuses meFreak: I should probably be a clownSugarman: You are one Freak. In nature.Jack: My AxePhlarti: Hey hey hey now... I like my job!Jack: it's such a silly and uplifting songToxic: some of their songs are nice, some are funny, some i listen to because i want to kill something and they make me feel better and some are a little...too much.Toxic: like most things, i listen to what i like and don't listen to what i don't. that simple.Jack: you can sing it along with genesis' I can't dance musicPhlarti: And I've also made adults pee their pants so thereFreak: interestingToxic: each to their own, slarts :3Freak: the Champions League match in Zagreb is delayed due to blizzardFreak: that is, the natural phenomenonFreak: no a bunch of World of Warcraft players highjacking the stadiumFreak: which would be a natural disaster all on its ownFreak: can you imagine the smell?Freak: I can!Freak: it smells like sadness and solitudeFreak: and perpetual masturbationFreak: "MY Tauren needs a cockstrap asap!"Cessily: Everything has its good sides https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... 6lgfQ2.gifFreak: bottle is empty to three quartersFreak: I will regret this tomorrowToxic does not smell, tyvmCessily: drunkard Freak: wqell, fuck yourself, self of tomorrowFreak: did you know?Freak: our brain does not realise outselves of the future as the same person as usFreak: it thinks they are different peopleFreak: which is why we continually fuck ourselves overFreak: yeah, it's meFreak: the world's only scientific drunkardFreak: give me helium and a water cooker, and I build you a nuclear bongFreak: weed not includedPhlarti: We should save these logsFreak: neverFreak: I'll sue your ass off!Freak: actually, I don't careFreak: I don't even know how to sue someone over the atlanticFreak: I assume it involves sacrificing a black cockJack: mandingo?Freak: which might be the real reason why all those African slaves were brought over, after allCessily: What out, we've got a badass over here https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... OgBpA2.gifFreak: all this penis envy!Phlarti has quit the server saying: Quit: Later, bitches!Slarti has joined the channelFreak: why can't we finally accept that black guys have the biggest penises!Slarti is now called phlartiJack: they do Freak: that would be an interesting experiment for epigeneticsphlarti: Fucking telemarketersFreak: yeah, fuck them!Jack: lolFreak: how dare they try to make a living despite the fact that they are too fat to get out of their chairs!Freak: screw them and they juicy crotches!phlarti: Damn skippyJack: LOLFreak: that salivate sweat and cock gunkJack: ><phlarti: They should just wow or somethingFreak: or cooch gunkFreak: or gunk in generalphlarti: That reminds me I need to peeFreak: because, let's be honest, after a certain amount of body fat it doesn't make a difference whether you've got an inny or an outyFreak: it's pretty much all inFreak: that may be why all those fat people play pokerFreak: "I'm all in!2Freak: "Yeah, we already figured, Lardy Carisian!"Freak: yes, that was a Star Wars referenceFreak: that's how I rollFreak: actually, I think Lard Carisian would be funnierFreak: oh well, that's for another lifeFreak: I gotta peeFreak: keep chat warm for meFreak: or don'tFreak: we are pretty warm already anywayFreak: or somesuchCessily pats Freak: ghey!Cessily: Wasn't it chocolate festival in your town today? phlarti: You guys have better festivals than usCessily: https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... vPUww2.gifphlarti: Tigraphlarti: Get the sam bukkit!Freak: chocolate festival lasts until SundayFreak: weekend after that is Christmas marketFreak: what people got to celebrate I don't knowFreak: seeing as we all wither and die in the end anywayCessily: What are his powers? https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/1 ... z61Kg2.jpgFreak: at least I got a nerw mixerFreak: that's niceFreak: anybody every attempted suicide by mixerFreak: ?Cessily: Celebrate your mixer Freak: I should look that upFreak: it would necessitate an incredible amount of deidacationFreak: yes, I can still spell "necessitate" when I am drunkFreak: I am a high-class drunk, tyvmphlarti: But not dedicationFreak: I would probably also be a high class whoteFreak: *whoreFreak: I wouldn't take less than twothosuand dollarFreak: maybeFreak: perhaps if I liked you I'd do it for 1500Freak: hmmFreak: *dedicationphlarti: HeeFreak: maybe I'll empty the last quarter of the bottle tooFreak: it looks so lonelyFreak: tomorrow#s gonna be a fun daFreak: yFreak: lemme seeFreak: 13.5%Freak: of 750phlarti: Yeeeah I suggest a gallon of water before bedFreak: that's...7.5Freak: per one percentFreak: times ten is 75phlarti: That's math. Math is of the devil.Freak: times three is...22.5Freak: 7.5 divided by two is...3.75Freak: so I drank 98,25 ml of alcoholFreak: hey, not badFreak: maybe I can find a beer and make it a smooth 100phlarti: You're adorable. Freak: Jesus, I am a going to leak like a frikken oil pipeline through Alaska tonightFreak: yes, drunk Freak makes environmentally significant remarks!Freak: screw you, Bush!Freak: I know it's cold and only mooses live there, but Alaska is still too nice to be sludged by oil!Freak: ...moosiFreak: moooseyFreak: moosensFreak: ...rabbitsFergie is now called Jean-PaulFreak: rabbits are also niceFreak: sometimes they have antlersToxic saves this to show to Kez laterCessily: Hehehehephlarti: Those would be jackalopesFreak: in German folkloreFreak: nmopFreak: ...noFreak: WolpertigersToxic: Wolpertingers!!!Cessily: Tell her I played chess against a rhino in a suit in my dreamFreak: they come when virgins get naked under the full moonphlarti: Well we have jackalopes >>Freak: that's how sex-obsessed Germans areToxic: and eat childersToxic: and i will, star XDEddie is now called MaydayFreak: even our crack fantasies wants kindy sexCessily glues some antlers on JackFreak: actually, sex with a virgin is anything but kinkyFreak: I should knowFreak: it's a bit awkwardFreak: oh wellFreak: hey kezToxic: she's not hereCessily: That's what she saidToxic: she's at workFreak: bullshit!Freak: her boobs are so big, they arrive two hours before she leaves work!Freak: megaboobs!Toxic: LOLFreak: they go "sproing"Freak: is what I have decidedCessily: lolToxic: not that i've noticedToxic: they go jiuggleToxic: *jiggleFreak: that's because you don't pay attentionToxic: oh i doFreak: never!Freak: you ghey!Freak: you can never pay as much attention as me!Toxic: Freak: I even grade Star's boobsFreak: they go "zaboom!"Toxic pays attention to Freak. looooots of attention.Freak: so you can tell me whether I've gained weight?Toxic: possiblyToxic: depends which bit i'm paying attention toFreak: I would be seriously concerned if my penis got fatterToxic: i wouldn't Freak: actually, that would be the only argument for junk foodFreak: gosh, I could eat more chips than I can dream of and it would serve to give ultimate orgasmsFreak: the non-existance of this proves the non-existance of GodFreak: some woman of enough fame to remember her words once said "If God was a woman, then sperm would taste like chocolate"phlarti: BrbFreak: is what Stephen Fry taught meFreak: and he knows about blowjobsFreak: I guessFreak: he's very probably a bottomFreak: I assume he quotes Lord Byron while being mountedFreak: he finds horses prettyCessily: To the wine rack! Cessily: brbToxic listens to Freak, enthralledphlarti has quit the server saying: Ping timeout: 121 secondsSlarti has joined the channelCessily: wbSlarti: TySlarti is now called phlartiphlarti: Ok bank calledFreak: do they want you to pay your interest in used panties?phlarti: Freak: hat may be the first indicator that they have been taken over by a Japanese companyphlarti: I called them actuallyphlarti: Lost my cardFreak: never call your bakFreak: they only think you like themFreak: and then they will come to your house and try to be your friendsFreak: because no one likes themFreak: because they interestFreak: and then the whole world economy broke downFreak: because of barnaclesFreak: is what I got from teh whoel disasterCessily: *nibbles on Freak*Freak: *bankFreak: fuck you keyboardFreak: I know I am hitting the keysphlarti: He's so cute like this! Can we keep him?Toxic: yes!Freak: my fingers are following the trajectory of gravity!Freak: never!Toxic is waiting for him to forget to type in English XDFreak: that would mean getting thrashed on a bottle of wine every dayFreak: my liver, she would revoltFreak: and make sweet love to your grand childrenFreak: because my liver, she is a bit of a rogueJack: like esy?Freak has quit the server saying: Connection closedToxic: noooooToxic: come baaaackCessily: AwwwwwwCessily: He probably fell onto his laptop Freak has joined the channelCessily: Yay!Cessily: wb! Freak: well, screw you too, chatFreak: this is my penis, I shall shove it down your throat repeatedly and call you namesFreak: and you shall like itFreak: because you roll like thatFreak: and we're okay with it, because we kind of like youFreak: as logn as you don't do anything too crazyphlarti is totally snickering and getting looks from her motherFreak: so don't get into autoerotic asphyxiationFreak: or however you call that shitFreak: I prefer to name it "calling a Caradine"Freak: why "calling§?Freak: because fuck you, English grammarphlarti: ><Freak: how come you waltz around thinking you can impress everybody, just because people brought you all over the world because England is rainy and soggy little place and they wanted an island in the Sun?phlarti: Ok gotta cut up my trusty companion debit cardFreak: you are just Shakespear's bitch, admit itphlarti: Until the new one comesFreak: cut it up like an emo teenager!Freak: because My Chemical romance, and shitFreak: seriously, what's their problemFreak: one could start to think that sparkly vampires are a step upFreak: until one remembers that sparkly vampires <aare too gay, even for gay peopleFreak: they make mikey look butchFreak: truth be told, mikey is pretty mutchFreak: they make ME look butchFreak: and I occasionally kick myself in teh ass when running too fastFreak: yes, I am spazFreak: I gotta peFreak: eFreak: eFreak: one more e, because it's gonna be a long sessionCessily has quit the server saying: Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.comFreak: when I'm back there better be bitchesFreak: cuz I like bitchesSelene has joined the channelphlarti: WbSelene: tySelene: I hit a button and trill crashedphlarti: Talent!phlarti: Kiley does that to me.Jack: wbJack: kiley pushes slarti's buttons and makes her crashFreak: so, the problem about IndiaFreak: it's hell for left-handed peopleFreak: because you are supposed to wipe your ass with your left hand, and eat with your rightFreak: that'swrought with all kinds of disastersSelene: tyFreak: I bet India is the world's number one exporter of diarrheaSelene: niceFreak: and of hair for wigs, coincidenatllyFreak: African women in the UK use Indian hair for their extensionsSelene: Ooh, Suicide Kings is on Freak: bet the fathers of globalisation never expected that oneFreak: I wonder, can you turn Indian hair into dreadlocksFreak: it's pretty smoothFreak: damn, I miss my girlfriendFreak: oh wellFreak: hmm, I got another bottle of wineFreak: maybe tomorrowFreak: I could start a traditionSelene: Drinking yourself over to her? Freak: drink one bottle of wine a dayFreak: I bet that would qualify as "alcoholoism", thoughFreak: always with those labelsFreak: why can't we live without labels, man?Freak: actually, that's a bad idea, I like to know what kind of wine I am drinkingFreak: so, just don't apply labels to peopleFreak: mkay?Freak: what's up with Southpark anywayFreak: still running?Freak: man, fuck Cartman, he's an assFreak: how come fat kids are always assholes?Freak: I should knowFreak: I am a fat kidFreak: until todayFreak: I'm even going bald againFreak: going to be a fat toddler soonFreak: that's gonna be funSelene: Yay!Freak: toddlers have got it greatFreak: they get boobs all day longFreak: boobs and foot in one goFreak: what's not to likeFreak: *foodFreak: not footFreak: though some babies suck on their feetFreak: freaksSelene: BoooobsFreak: watching a doccumentary on Japanese onsensFreak: naked Japanese peopleFreak: wootSelene: Wooo!Freak: it's like Mallorca for JapaneseJack: woooFreak: aaaannnd a guy with a woel on his headFreak: seriously, folks, what the hellFreak: it looks like you're being eaten by a..what's thos watery animals?Freak: not whalesFreak: jeööyfishFreak: jellyfishFreak: ignore the former oneFreak: I have not yet succumbed to a strokeFreak: or to being ScandinavianFreak: pretty much the same, reallyFreak: they eat rotten sharkFreak: what a bunch of clownsSlarti has joined the channelSelene: wbFreak: wbSlarti: TyFreak: oh slartibartifartibastSlarti is now called phlartsSugarman: I see you survived the night.phlarti has quit the server saying: Ping timeout: 121 secondsFreak: who?Freak: me?Sugarman: SlartiFreak: I'm like a cockroah, I survive everythingFreak: even xheap wineFreak: ah, yesphlarts: Yus, but I have a coldFreak: she also survives everythingFreak: even GermansFreak: the other day we bombarded her with Lederhosen with extreme prejudiceFreak: she took it like a proFreak: a pro-wrestler, that isFreak: she can even do the German supplexSelene: Hey, Leonard from Big Bang Theory is in Suicide KingsSugarman: Is that a more supple version of the suplex?Freak: what is suicide kings?Freak: how can you become a king of suicides?Freak: how spectacular does your suicide have to be to become a king in the field?Selene: A movie where a couple idiots kidnap a mob boss, played by Christopher Walken, to extort money, Freak: like, suicide by duck?tears: suicide by mixer >.>Freak: I prefer my interpretationFreak: orFreak: suicide by Christopher Walken, using a duckFreak: terrifyingFreak: or hilariousFreak: you be judgeFreak: you just know he would use the duck's beak to it's greatest efficiency in eviscerating your intestinesFreak: like...a spoonFreak: a strangely shaped spoonFreak: with blowholes in itFreak: that goes "quack"Freak: or proabably "blck"Freak: seeing as he would have to go through the backsideFreak: if you get what I meanphlarts: Duck penisFreak: oh, let#s not kid ourselves, you doJack: wow, I wish I could read more of freakanisms, but I need to get to bedFreak: duck penis is screwed like a screwFreak: and has a brush on the tipFreak: for cleaning out duck vaginaphlarts: I never knew the horror of duck dick until chatFreak: is what Stephen Fry taught meFreak: and he knows about penisesJack: all of this needs to be recorded.Jack: night all!tears: night!Selene: Night!Freak: good nightJack has quit the server saying: Quit: ...and then no-one ever heard of him again.Freak: huhFreak: the Japanese burry their cats and dogs up to their necks in volcanically heated sand to heal themFreak: and you though I was drunkSelene: wowJean-Paul has quit the server saying: Quit: ~ Trillian Astra - http://www.trillian.im ~phlarts is now called phlnottyFreak: this name makes no senseFreak: good jobtears: either Slarti's on the phone and snotty... or on the potty... >.>phlnotty: Both!phlnotty: Nah my mother is camping on the thronephlnotty: Im feeling more bleh... cold meds wore offFreak: she is camping on the throne?Freak: she is...sitting on it with a sniper rifle and kill everything that eve brushes her crosshairßFergie has joined the channelFreak: she projectile poops at whover dares approach her spot?Selene: wbFreak: she unleashes the golden rain upon the house?phlnotty: Might be getting to that level of crazy soonphlnotty: WbFergie is now called Jean-PaulFreak: Fergie is back!Freak: salvation looms!Jean-Paul: All may rejoice!Selene: Yay!Freak: Fergie is happinessJean-Paul: I do tryFreak: Fergie is salvationFreak: Fergie is umblicalcordinessphlnotty: Fergie is the maker of placenta lasagnaFreak: that last one is still subject to international trademark negotiationsFreak: Fergie is the high judge of post-natal poop-nessJamie has quit the server saying: Quit: Nobody puts baby in a corner.Freak: I gotta peeFreak: like a horseFreak: but with a smaller penisFreak: which is as wellFreak: why do people want bigger penises anyway?Freak: is it so enthralling to be basically impalled by a peehole?Freak: hmmFreak: so we know that there are boob-reduction surgeriesFreak: I wonder whether there are penis reduction surgeriesSelene: Probably Widget: [Nightscrawlers 2.0] What If?? â¢ Re: What If...: 'Scrawlearth Noir - 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<Rogue> I have a joke!<Cassie> Ooooh<Fergie> heeee!<Fergie> Yay joke!<Rogue> what does Wolverine say to pick up chicks in a bar?<Cassie> >_>*** Rogue has left #nightscrawlers*** Rogue has joined #nightscrawlers<Cassie> wb!<Rogue> ........<Rogue> that's not what he says.<Cassie> <Cassie> Well, he is the brooding type

<+Freak> you know, I would be a horrible father<+Freak> whenever I see a baby, I wonder whether its face would fit in my mouth<Shaw> ...<+Freak> well, i never tried<Cassie> That's wonderfully special, Freak* Shaw pats<Cassie> Even for you<Cassie> And now I wonder the same thing<Cassie> My friends just had a baby