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Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.

Age: 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

P.S - So for some reason, Kamijou can dodge lightning while drunk... I think we're on to something here !

He has a hidden mastery of the Drunken Fist!

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I like to run portable on my dude, so I ran while running runs in my portably portable, dude-like dude.Kazuma Kamachi FCSince we are all so trigger happy about certain behaviors that we do when talking about his works.

Pt1
After exchanging phone numbers, Shiage asked Touma about the piece of string left on his phone. Touma moans about misfortune losing the Gekota. Bardway snarks about it's a miracle he got out of the Arctic with his limbs intact and he's worried about something like that.

Accel and Shiage plans to talk with Bardway, and she says they need to go to a more secure location (they did just get attacked by Freshmen after all). They agree to meet up at Touma's place. (oh, and Bardway didn't bother remembering Accel and Shiage's name).

Pt2

Touma's worried about seeing the girls after he made them worry, and he's thought dead. Shiage told him not to worry, drink some alcohol and everything will be fine.

Cuts to Mikoto, who's contemplating on breaking into the Dark Side's info caches for detailed info on Touma. She's just made up her mind for the raid, even if it will mean she might be chased for the rest of her life when Touma shows up drunk (see illustration).

Touma's drunk to the point he calls her 'Mikoto-chan~' (or whatever the most 'moe'/endearing way of calling Mikoto you can think of is, I don't have the Japanese version to check).
Mikoto's jaw dropped and she's stunned, to the point that she's wondering if this isn't a trick by the #5 Level 5 somehow.

Mikoto's talking with Touma, and not getting anywhere. She says this is just as bad as dealing with her mother when she's drunk.
Eventually Mikoto got pissed off enough she shot a bolt of lightning at Touma; to which he just dodged it (while still drunk) and didn't even bother blocking it with IB.

Mikoto's smiling at how this is like the old days when she can go all out, Touma asks her why she's smiling and as she tries to make some sort of excuse he jus walks off.

Then Himegami shows up, followed by Komoe who latches onto him.

The rest, I'll translate it for the hilarity deserves recognition:
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"Damnit Kamijou, while we're working ourselves to death for Ichihanaransai you're... You're drunk?! I don't believe it, why are you doing something that'll shorten your lifespan you idiot!!"

A huge-chested high school girl that made Mikoto felt slightly annoyed somehow came closer.

"Oh~ Kamijou Touma Kamijou Touma~ I don't really care what happens to you, but you have to make that cat of yours play with me~"

Slowly,

"Eh? You're the one that called for the ambalance during the 'Remnant' incident right?" The well-endowed Musujime Awaki who was once a enemy.
"U,um, since you've returned, I'd like you to say 'I'm back'." A huge-chested meganekko high school female student in Kirigaoka Girl's Academy's winter uniform said.
"Eh Kamijou, I didn't think you'd choose now to come back?" A busty female high-school student in navy blue school uniform said...

"W, Wait a moment! This is supposed to be my scene! You people go wait a bit more before you show up! Damn it, the ratio between male and females is too ridiculous right? And was that lot of huge-chested girls at the end delibrately used to taunt me?! I'll be buried in the backgroud at this rate... Did you bring out a entire forest just so you can hide a tree?!"

Though Biribiri was yelling, but Kamijou from the very start have no idea who so many people is gathered around him.
--- Go Touma

Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.

Age: 26

Fremea looks like saccharine overload ingredient for one of the illustrations.

My cardiac muscles--!!

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I like to run portable on my dude, so I ran while running runs in my portably portable, dude-like dude.Kazuma Kamachi FCSince we are all so trigger happy about certain behaviors that we do when talking about his works.

"Damnit Kamijou, while we're working ourselves to death for Ichihanaransai you're... You're drunk?! I don't believe it, why are you doing something that'll shorten your lifespan you idiot!!"->Fukiyose
"Oh~ Kamijou Touma Kamijou Touma~ I don't really care what happens to you, but you have to make that cat of yours play with me~"->Who the hell?! EDIT:Masaka....Tsuchimikado Maika?!

"Eh? You're the one that called for the ambalance during the 'Remnant' incident right?"->Awaki

"U,um, since you've returned, I'd like you to say 'I'm back'."->Kazakiri

"Eh Kamijou, I didn't think you'd choose now to come back?"->Who's this? Kumokawa Seria? What is she doing here?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syed_Seinaru_Migi

Ermmmm i want to ask why Touma and others go to Hawaii in the first place

That's the quarter-million dollar question.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul Assassin

He has a hidden mastery of the Drunken Fist!

Well there's that- But what i meant was that Accelerator might be right about Touma's precognition, and since his higher thinking function had been impaired by the alcohol, it became even more leet

Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.

Age: 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okashira

Guo.... Now, putting "legal" love flags on unconscious girls? Touma is way ahead of the other main characters in that sense.

Heh, I'm so telling that Pixiv artist who has been drawing and making Touma's harem a mashup of several mixed hotpots that one of his wet dreams (and the rest of us following him there) came true. More fancomic bait for him I guess

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I like to run portable on my dude, so I ran while running runs in my portably portable, dude-like dude.Kazuma Kamachi FCSince we are all so trigger happy about certain behaviors that we do when talking about his works.

Heh, I'm so telling that Pixiv artist who has been drawing and making Touma's harem a mashup of several mixed hotpots that one of his wet dreams (and the rest of us following him there) came true. More fancomic bait for him I guess

You mean that artist, who draws Lessar as a total pervert, Itsuwa as a full yandere and even Orsola as a psychotic character?

Then, yes, as far as I remember he did include Awaki on Touma's harem... that artist guy knew it (?).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

I was generalizing- Alot (by that I mean all) of the lolicons we have here, have a thing for Accelerator/Last Order doujins.

So yes, I can say her purpose is to stir the hearts of men.

No, that is turning them into lolicon (or just showing thei real selves)!

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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

Ever wondered if Last Order was an ugly old hag would Accelerator change his heart?

Eh... wouldn't that mean Accelerator had to fight with and kill even older clones than her?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

Well I certainly hope not It would ruin my plans for a Awaki vs Worst "He defeated me first" jealousy match.

Don't give up! As long as Acclerator pulls out a cute shota face, she won't be lost to him!!

Pt3
Index is allowed to stay in Academy City for the moment, but Necessarius recommends her to return to England. She wants to call Touma to see if everything is alright, but she has no idea how to use the 0-yen phone (lolwut >.>).
Touma came in with about 10 girls with him, and Index was too shocked to see him with so many girls she forgot to be angry at him.

The beast-girl was just for laughs, like in Chaos2Frozen's fic here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6452999/1/
Ie, some random girl he met and then came home with him. Even Index commented on how that girl wasn't someone from Touma's usual incidents.

Pt4
Accel and Shiage is watching Touma's trouble with girls from the sidelines. Their comments below (and this is just the general gist, not a word-to-word translation):

Accel: "wth, Musujime? What's she doing here?"

Shiage: "Touma, my lord and master, please teach me the ways of building a harem!"

Pt5
Rikou sensed Shiage is going down the path of unfaithfulness.

Pt6
The girls who came with Touma are persuaded to leave (but a lot of Bardway's underlings were fried by Mikoto before she left, and she told Touma he owes her a explanation)
Index took time away from biting Touma and talked to Accel, recognising him as the one that was looking for LO.
Bardway, Accel, Shiage and Touma sat down on the kotetsu and started the explanation about magic (and their incoming enemies). Fremea sat on Shiage's lap.

Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.

Age: 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilfriback

You mean that artist, who draws Lessar as a total pervert, Itsuwa as a full yandere and even Orsola as a psychotic character?

Then, yes, as far as I remember he did include Awaki on Touma's harem... that artist guy knew it (?).

He saw the future!

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I like to run portable on my dude, so I ran while running runs in my portably portable, dude-like dude.Kazuma Kamachi FCSince we are all so trigger happy about certain behaviors that we do when talking about his works.

Pt3
Index is allowed to stay in Academy City for the moment, but Necessarius recommends her to return to England. She wants to call Touma to see if everything is alright, but she has no idea how to use the 0-yen phone (lolwut >.>).
Touma came in with about 10 girls with him, and Index was too shocked to see him with so many girls she forgot to be angry at him.

The beast-girl was just for laughs, like in Chaos2Frozen's fic here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6452999/1/
Ie, some random girl he met and then came home with him. Even Index commented on how that girl wasn't someone from Touma's usual incidents.

Pt4
Accel and Shiage is watching Touma's trouble with girls from the sidelines. Their comments below (and this is just the general gist, not a word-to-word translation):

Accel: "wth, Musujime? What's she doing here?"

Shiage: "Touma, my lord and master, please teach me the ways of building a harem!"

Pt5
Rikou sensed Shiage is going down the path of unfaithfulness.

Pt6
The girls who came with Touma are persuaded to leave (but a lot of Bardway's underlings were fried by Mikoto before she left, and she told Touma he owes her a explanation)
Index took time away from biting Touma and talked to Accel, recognising him as the one that was looking for LO.
Bardway, Accel, Shiage and Touma sat down on the kotetsu and started the explanation about magic (and their incoming enemies). Fremea sat on Shiage's lap.

I sense that ITEM is going to spank Hamazura...

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The One Who Has Snuffed God's Crack.

Believer of the Great Sumeragi.

One Does Not Simply Make Touma A Good Protagonist ~ The Truth.

"Kyon has set his 'enemy that must be defeated' to be 'bad writing' of the world. The more there is, the stronger his Holy Crack " ~ Chaos2Frozen.