Masteries

Offense:
21

Defense:
9

Utility:
0

Introduction

Vladimir is a bloodsucking vampire, and should only be blood sucking. Vladimir was supposed to go AD Carry from the beginning, but people are ******ed and made him AP. Trust me, Vlad is supposed to go AD... If anyone tells you otherwise, they're liars.

Pros / Cons

PROS

You will rape

You get to watch your team rage quit at how much your doing better than them.

Your team will get jealous of you, because they didn't pick Vladimir, and didn't use this build.

You will rape

You will kill everyone.

You will rape

You will have amazing blood sucking powers.

CONS

You might get AIDS

You will feel like your too good, and might quit.

You might throw up blood once in a while.

Runes

Vladimir is supposed to go all Attack Damage,Life Steal, Crit, and Attack Speed, but for runes, just get Attack Damage(Marks,Seals,Glyphs), and Attack Speed(Quintessences).

Masteries

Items

Start off with a Vampiric Scepter, this will help you suck their blood real well.

Next, get Berserker's Greaves. These will make your blood rush faster when you see someone, and you can suck blood faster!

From all that bloodsucking you must have a lot of money! Buy a B.F. Sword, and if you have even more, get a Bloodthirster! This is your best item, suck tons of minion's blood to make it suck their blood even more!

Now, get a Zeal, so you can suck faster, and you HAVE A 10% CHANCE TO SUCK THEIR BLOOD DOUBLE AS MUCH AS YOU MEANT TO! Also makes you swim faster in your pool of blood.

Pickaxe; suck harder...yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Phantom Dancer, this will make you hit a lot faster, MAKE IT A 30% CHANCE TO SUCK DOUBLE WHAT YOU MEANT TO and make you run as fast as you can!

Now purchase not one, but TWO B.F. Swords, or as I say, Big F*****g Swords!They will make you suck harder.

Now buy Bloodthirster, this will make you suck MORE BLOOD, eat a lot of minions for more blood,

Go back to shop and buy Infinity Edge, this will make you suck 250% blood, on accident, 30% of the time.

One last item, buy Frozen Mallet, if you haven't won yet. This will make you hold lots of blood, and make you hit a little harder. And people will be amazed at how much you suck from them, so you will slow them down while they RUN FROM YOU!

After all this, buy the Elixers with the money you have left.

Skill Sequence

Upgrade your abilities in the order that I told you.

Summoner Spells

RECCOMENDED

Ignite, and Flash. Nothing else.

Eh...

Teleport, Ghost, and Exhaust

****PY SPELLS

Everything Else, if you take anything other than ^^^ANY OF THESE^^^ you will fail miserably.

Summary

OVERALL, with this build, you will rape everyone. LITERALLY everyone.. you will probably get aids tho. I mean just look at the people you sucked blood from.. like for real. HIV positive.