In which Gambit is transatlantically terrible; Rick Leonardi is the poor man’s Alan Davis (but in a good way); we try and fail to care about British royals; Miles should probably read some Oscar Wilde already; Jay has a lot of feelings about The Rocketeer; Shadowcat gets a genuinely stylish costume; and we would read the hell out of a series about Destiny, Mystique, and Wolverine’s WWII adventures.

X-PLAINED:

Why Gambit isn’t welcome in the United Kingdom

X-Men: True Friends #1-3

The poor man’s Alan Davis

Trad night

Laird Alasdhair Kinross and his nonthreatening but convenient heterosexuality