Florida Man Arrested After Driving 110 MPH While Naked with 3 Women in a Cadillac

It's a rare Florida Man Double Feature! Just kidding, this is just an average day on the World's Craziest Peninsula™. Thankfully, this one is a bit less dire than that whole robber-devoured-by-an-alligator thing from earlier.

The Naples Daily News reports that Florida Man Noe Dejesus, 33, has been charged with a DUI after he was pulled over at 3 PM Saturday while driving 110 MPH in a Cadillac with three women while completely naked.

Editor's note: Driving drunk is not, nor will it ever be, funny.

Police initially noticed that Dejesus was not wearing a shirt, and that there was a 12-pack of Corona in the front seat. When the troopers asked him to step out of the car, he "nearly fell," and revealed himself to be fully nude. He was also slurring his speech and smelled of alcohol. Upon searching the car, police found several beer bottles, empty or nearly empty, and a just-about-cached bottle of Crown Royal.

Nothing says Florida Man like a mid-afternoon naked-with-three-women drunken high-speed joyride in a Cadillac. Also, it happened on Alligator Alley.

Jack HolmesPolitics EditorJack Holmes is the Politics Editor at Esquire.com, where he writes daily and edits the Politics Blog with Charles P Pierce.

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