Coin Bank accident

A friend was throwing away a junk Ikea corner shelf (he denies he was throwing it away now) and compulsion led me to scavenge and scurry home with it hidden under my shirt. It sat for a while before I decided to cut it to pieces and whala, a coin bank fell out of it. Not quite sure what to do with it though. Maybe put my debit card in it every night for safe keeping? Do they even make coins anymore?

I missed this when it was posted somehow.Nice bank, but are you sure that was an IKEA shelf? It looks like solid wood. The only thing I’ve ever seen from an IKEA store was made out of particle board. Actually, some of it was such low quality that I’m not even sure it was particle board. Maybe particle cardboard?Particle paper mache?

I think it’s Ikea. All I heard after I stole off with it was some guy yelling, “Hey, come back here, what’s the big Ikea behind stealing my shelving?” I confess I did not stop to ask him for clarification though.

He wanted to know what was the IKEA?Ok, that’s cleared up now. Now we just gotta figure out how you cut it up for something this nice to “fall out of it”. I just ran over to the shop with one of my wife’s shelves and started chopping on it. You see, I didn’t have time to let mine sit around for a while. All I made was fire wood, because nothing fell out.Now I gotta remember where I got that shelf from so I can replace it before she notices.Oh no. I made that shelf.Oh well, I can just get my butt over there and ma….....Yes dear?Why no, I don’t know nothing about no shelf.HONEY! THAT’S MY HEAD YOU’RE HITTING!