Cheeky cockney chappy Shane Richie looks a bit of a plonker standing in front of fellow actor Christopher Parker at the TV Quick awards in London.

Fans of Simon and Garfunkel are delighted the duo have put their troubled waters behind them and broken the sound of silence to perform live again in New York . . . but surprised that Art's hair is still crazy after all these years.

Railway enthusiast and maker-of- stars Pete Waterman often stops pop wannabes in their tracks. And I bet quite a few of them would like to see him put his neck on a real train line.

She drove men mad with her saucy "Hello Boys" bra ad. But Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova's dowdy new look seems to be saying "Goodbye Sex Appeal."

Macy Gray had a hit with I Try. Judging by the garish outfit and wild hair she sported at an awards bash in LA, she needs to try a little harder.