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Reports of my death have been only slightly exaggerated: Terminally ill man announces on LinkedIn the day he will die at Swiss suicide clinic - AND the date of his funeral
Victory for father who refused to pay £120 school fine for taking his daughter, 7, on Disney World holiday in term time as court OVERTURNS his punishment
Britain's FBI launch investigation into claims corrupt police protected Stephen Lawrence's racist murderers
Parents' fury as headteacher who was given a week off in term time last year to do a triathlon is given a SECOND week off to go and do a duathlon in Australia
The gadget that scans for CALORIES: $249 Scio uses beams of light to analyse amount of fat, carbs and proteins in a food
What REALLY happens during an emergency on a plane, from what the pilot is doing to how to increase your chances of survival
'My life will never be the same': Beautician left with one ear and permanently scarred in acid attack speaks out as boyfriend is jailed for life
'Just saw a very pretty girl... almost knocked her out to bring home lol': Becky Watts murder trial hears disturbing text messages between stepbrother and his girlfriend about kidnapping girl from supermarket
Optician, 28, who thought she was fine after falling down the stairs was found dead in her bed the next morning from bleeding of the brain
Why the long faces, motorists? Farce as M6 is shut in BOTH directions after horse gets stuck in its horsebox
Salmond demands £500million for Scotland in exchange for SNP backing a third runway at Heathrow
It's Euro Dismaland! Theme park created by Banksy is dismantled and used to create shelters for migrants at The Jungle in Calais
'Talk your own language, f***ing Isis b****es': Mother with a PRAM launches vile racist rant at two Muslim women on a London bus
Are YOU smart enough to join Mensa? Take the quiz to see if your IQ measures up against 250 child geniuses
Better than your average pension! David Beckham boasts mammoth £6.5 million earnings in first year of RETIREMENT
Injured schoolboy, nine, was left lying in the rain for FOUR HOURS because there were no ambulances available after playground fall
Britain's oldest woman has a hip replacement at a 'record-breaking' 112
'Officer, what are you doing?': Cop shoots dead unarmed 17-year-old driving back from church basketball game after teen flashed his lights to signal fault with patrol car
Romanian mother and Spanish couple are arrested in Wales over claims six-week-old baby boy was sold for up to £11,000
ITV2 is ordered to pay more than £4MILLION in damages to reality TV producer over dispute involving Peter Andre after judge branded Strictly star a 'liar'
Is this the biggest blister you've ever seen? Hideous video shows swelling that covers an entire PALM being popped
Horrifying graphics reveal how smoking REALLY affects the body, from stomach ulcers and acne to infertility and problems in the bedroom...
Chilling footage captures moment rapist carried off victim, 24, after he accosted her as she tried to get taxi home at end of night out
Turkish warplanes shoot down 'unidentified aircraft' within their airspace near Syrian border - weeks after Russian jets were intercepted entering it
Turkey holds Europe to ransom over migrants: Country issues list of demands - including 3 billion euros in 'aid' - in return for tightening border controls
EXCLUSIVE - Hitler's iconic 'finishing school of evil' for Third Reich's brightest brains and a shrine to German neo-Nazis is to become a hostel for asylum seekers
Forced into marriage, impregnated and infected with diseases: Schoolgirl who was kidnapped by Boko Haram alongside 275 others 'escapes and reveals horrors faced by captives'
'Shame on you!' Tearful mother blasts speechless Tory minister over tax credits cut in clash on BBC's Question Time
Now you can Skype with ANYONE using a browser: Feature lets you take calls without installing apps or creating accounts
'You're going to be a heartbreaker one day': Comedian writes brilliant Facebook post detailing judgmental comments women get at every stage throughout their lives
Teenage sweethearts aged just 14 run away together with only a tent for shelter: Police appeal for help after parents raised the alarm when duo failed to return from school
Salmond demands £500million for Scotland in exchange for SNP backing a third runway at Heathrow
Inside Lamar's $75k Vegas brothel binge: Security footage 'shows NBA star popping pills' - as Kardashians arrive home in LA and Caitlyn Jenner joins heartbroken Khloe at his hospital bedside
Khloe Kardashian hits back at 'publicity-seeking' boss of Nevada brothel where Lamar Odam was found who said the TV family tried to silence him from doing press
EXCLUSIVE: Lamar Odom injected 'speedballs' and ranted about the Kardashians 'ruining his life' and forcing split from Khloe in hours before he collapsed at end of $75,000 brothel binge
'We ask for your continued prayers': Lamar Odom's children release heartfelt statement hours after visiting their comatose father
Kardashian family post joint statement suspending their subscription apps 'while we support and pray for Lamar'
Loot from £20million Hatton Garden vault raid 'is recovered after gangster leads police to north London graveyard where he buried his share of the spoils'
Deal! Stunned pensioner, 75, scoops £250,000 jackpot on Noel Edmonds game show Deal or No Deal
Judge rules Uber IS legal in London court battle between the app and traditional cab drivers
My hero Daddy: Touching photos capture the incredible bond between British servicemen and their children
Revealed: Police were told to drop the rape case against Leon Brittan THREE times but refused even though they knew there was 'not a strong case' against him
Child sex abuse victims are asked to resubmit information to inquiry after everything in 'share your experience' section is DELETED from website
Tory candidate for London mayor Zac Goldsmith faces Commons grilling for refusing to apologise over VIP sex abuse slurs
Stop this insane VIP abuse inquiry before it costs us £120million (plus VAT)! Nothing credible has been unearthed - so why on earth is it continuing, asks RICHARD LITTLEJOHN
Tony Blair's former protection officer is jailed for swindling more than £50,000 benefits to fund exotic holidays and send his children to private school by claiming he and his fun-loving wife were severely disabled
'The affair helped me find myself': Women who cheated on their husbands share the reasons for their infidelity - from pure boredom to revenge and resentment
Do YOU wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep? Expert reveals the best ways to nod off all night - from eating bread and bananas to listening to boring podcasts
Horrifying moment a newborn baby was found ALIVE after it was dumped in a black bin bag by the side of the road with its umbilical cord still attached
Mother who tried for a baby for NINE YEARS discovers she is pregnant on the day she is due to start IVF - after shedding three stone
Brave mother who had a DOUBLE mastectomy to prevent breast cancer bares her scars in viral Facebook post and says she has 'nothing to be ashamed of'
Bloodied Israeli trooper lies wounded beside the dead Palestinian who stabbed him: Attacke disguised as a journalist was shot dead by soldiers
Husband writes poignant email to complain that photographer had airbrushed wife's wrinkles and stretch marks as, 'it took away everything that makes up our life'
Fatal attraction: The Instagram hot spots that tourists risk their lives visiting for the perfect holiday snap
Lucan's son launches court bid to declare him dead: Heir wants death certificate for his father - who would now be 90 - to bring mystery of his disappearance to a close
US mother's outrage as her twin sons are left in tears when pornographic audio is blasted over supermarket's loudspeakers
Swedish Princess Sofia and Prince Carl Philip release stunning black and white photos to celebrate their pregnancy announcement
'My son COULD still be alive if Kids Company hadn't closed down': Mother of 'murdered' teenager says charity might have saved him - but blasts Alan Yentob for using dead 17-year-old as a 'political pawn'
He looked like a pudding waiter sitting next to a bowl of fruit salad: QUENTIN LETTS sees the charity chiefs face MPs
Migrant women are being forced to become €10-a-time prostitutes at German asylum camps where sexual assaults are now 'an everyday event' and violent clashes frequently break out
Seven-year-old boy who was crushed by a 47-STONE branch makes a miracle recovery after his big brother helps him learn to walk and talk again
The gruelling regime of a fitness model: Australian woman, 20, exercises for FOUR hours a day and eats just 1,100 calories a day as she prepare for competitions
The REAL power struggle in Syria: How Assad and ISIS work together to provide energy to the country... with terrified staff forced to work in Islamist-held electricity plants
'Jihadi John made me sing Eagles' 'Hotel California' to the words 'Welcome to Osama's lovely hotel. You will never leave. Try, you will die, Mr Bigley-style': New book charts freed ISIS hostage's harrowing ordeal
Christians living in Sweden have been told to 'convert or die' in chilling messages across Gothenburg - a hotbed of ISIS recruitment
German police warn parents to stop putting photographs of their children on social media to stop them being shared by paedophiles
Who's a pretty boy? Parrot-obsessed man, 56, has his EARS cut off to look more like his pets (now he wants to turn his nose into a beak)
Police chief who was told to resign over sexting claims FINALLY quits £150,000-a-year job with a £45,000 pay-off - 17 months after he was suspended on full pay
British grandfather is reunited with a wallet he lost in France 55 YEARS later after it is found wedged behind the bar at a ski lodge
Drones have met their match: Portable 'gun' uses radio pulses to halt aircraft mid-air
What makes superglue so sticky? Infographic reveals the complex chemistry of the finger-fusing adhesive
The ultimate mind-benders: MC Escher's incredible optical illusions are set to have fans questioning reality with his first major UK exhibition
Who is YOUR favourite Bond girl? From Honey Ryder and Pussy Galore to Jinx, vote for the leading lady who gave you (and 007) a licence to thrill
Homeowner who got fed up with useless estate agents has put his £190,000 house on Facebook instead - and is offering £1,000 for the 'share' that sells it
The Jungle becomes a swamp: Calais migrant camp DOUBLES in size to 6,000 people as worsening weather turns it into a mudbath
Doctor denies manslaughter of primary school teacher 'Mrs Coffee' who died after giving birth by emergency Caesarean section
Pair of teenagers will spend at least 46 years in jail for stabbing two men to death in just two days
Donal MacIntyre denies affair after wife 'found messages on phone' and insists that she has 'got the wrong end of the stick'
Royal mail: Frustrated American writes to the Queen asking her to take back the USA because of Republican presidential candidates - and is astonished to receive a reply from Buckingham Palace
The day a young Elizabeth and her parents dropped in to see a wartime classic being made: Intimate meeting with Noel Coward on the set of In Which We Serve among mementos from Richard Attenborough's life to be auctioned
EXCLUSIVE - 'I think about how frightened she must have been': Killer who helped arrange Anni Dewani's honeymoon murder reveals his remorse and calls on her husband to 'end her family's suffering' by answering their questions
US Catholics flock to see the skeletal remains of the patron saint of rape victims who was just 11-years-old when she was fatally stabbed during a sexual assault
Lawyers 'will fly out to serve Freddie Starr with £1million writ' over huge legal bill he owes woman he tried to sue for libel after she claimed he groped her as a child
Schoolboy, six, left partially blinded for five days after trainee nurse got glue in his eye while being treated for a head wound
Son is cleared of murdering the heroin addict father he blamed for the drug-related deaths of his mother and sister despite stabbing him 18 times
Labour MPs attacked by Corbyn supporters after being 'named and shamed' for refusing to oppose Osborne's plan to balance the books
End of the house of York: £15million former home of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson dubbed SouthYork is finally pulled down 19 years after they divorced
Top divorce lawyer says giving 'short-changed' divorcees the right to challenge settlements means it's the 'end of the party for lying husbands who hide their cash'
Twin sisters put the Bondi home they have shared for the last 85 YEARS up for sale ... and it's a window into another time
The sun's sprung a leak! Enormous coronal hole that is 50-EARTHS-wide spotted on star (but don't worry, it's harmless)
Frozen world of Enceladus revealed: Cassini captures the fractured and pockmarked surface of Saturn's moon in unprecedented detail
Dumped in a cardboard box and left to die: Baby orangutan found 'mummified with arms folded across body' is nursed back to health after being rescued in West Borneo
He 'foiled' a CIA hit on Castro involving a poisoned wetsuit, sent top Nazis to the gallows and saved a US U2 pilot downed over the USSR: Family reveal incredible life of Bronx lawyer immortalised by Tom Hanks in 'Bridge of Spies'
Horses beaten with electric prods, cows left to bleed to death while still conscious and pigs crammed into 'gas cages' in horrifying footage from French abattoir which has prompted animal cruelty probe
Chinese pupil left with bloodied buttocks after teacher brutally beat him with BROOMSTICKS because his homework was so poor
'They're my babies': The extraordinary moment broody gorilla Koko uses SIGN LANGUAGE to tell trainers she has adopted two tiny cats - because she doesn't have babies of her own
'Sex doesn't have to be in a bed': Mother reveals why her entire family of SEVEN sleeps in the same bed - and insists love life with her husband hasn't suffered
Rents continue to rise and hit record high of £816 a month with those in London paying 12% more than last year
Wine merchant manager shocked when he walks into ground-floor bedroom of his shared house to find FOX sitting on his bed
If you want to know the future, ask a chimp - they're just as good as predicting events as 'experts' are
Mother who received life-saving kidney transplant meets the parents of the 12-year-old donor who saved her... and says she owes her dream family to 'guardian angel'
Bride who worked non-stop for 730 days to afford 32G breast implants in time for her wedding admits her new husband preferred her B-cup 'bee stings'
Relatives of Lockerbie victims say they're 'delighted' by identification of two new Libyan suspects over 1988 bombing that killed 270
Nuclear deal with China 'is a national security risk', ministers are warned
Gulf company to build sprawling Bosnian £3.3BILLION 'tourist city' complete with a mall, hotels and thousands of holiday homes near the capital of Sarajevo
Man hit with £1,000 medical bill after falling ill on board a cruise ship... despite only being on a drip for ONE HOUR
Ho-ho-how early? It isn't even Hallowe'en, but brothers have already put up their £20,000 Christmas lights display - more than six weeks before the start of Advent
Woolly mammoths WERE wiped out by hunters: Tusks suggest that calves were forced to wean earlier because of human predators
Forget eight hours of sleep a night - we only actually need SIX, scientists declare
Two women and a man appear in court charged with assisting an offender over the killing of PC David Phillips
Teenage driver who was catapulted through car window in 92mph chase after taking cocaine was already dying when a police car ran over his body in the road
Posing with his kill: German hunter pays £39,000 to shoot largest elephant in Africa for 50 YEARS - just three months after Cecil the Lion was slain
Iconic seaside hotel that inspired Enid Blyton's Famous Five adventures could be yours for £15million
Yours for just £1 a month! London landlord offers up Britain's cheapest room complete with unlimited internet and a garden (as long as you're an IT expert who will work for him for free)
Tragic moment father finds his dying son, 12, three days after he was thrown from a 450ft bridge for refusing to murder a 'random' bus driver - the job his parent has done for years
Implant could help banish back pain: Device placed into the spinal cord uses electric pulses to trick the brain and give patients a 'pleasant tingling feeling'
'She would never do anything to hurt me': US nephew of 'worst aunt ever' who sued him for £80,000 after he hugged her too hard and broke her wrist speaks out for first time
Hilarious moment that toddler bursts into floods of tears in Whole Foods... because the cheese isn't stinky enough
Blood and black magic: Incredible pictures show the mysterious and intoxicating rites of voodoo where followers become 'possessed' by spirits
The curse of Pompeii and how my son got stuck in a priceless Roman wine jar, writes TOM UTLEY
AMANDA PLATELL: Have these two ex-wives put the final nail in the coffin of marriage?
Conman Peter Foster - the man at centre of Cherie Blair property scandal - is released from Australian prison six months early after being jailed over a $6 million weight-loss scam
Cruel mother stabbed, strangled and binned her newborn moments after birth to kill the baby because 'raising a child is too tiring'
Private jets to deport asylum seekers: After stretch limo farce, now taxpayers are hit with a £15million bill to send migrants home on half-empty planes
An embarrassing case of bed head! Dopey French bulldog gets trapped under her basket while playing and spends a frantic minute trying to free herself
The dogs who immediately regretted their life choices: Hilarious photos show mutts tangled in hammocks, going too fast down slides and being hit trying to catch a frisbee
Lab-grown burgers 'will be on the menu by 2020': Scientists set up company to make stem cell meat an affordable reality
Pictured: The shocking 'text neck' X-rays that show how children as young as SEVEN are becoming hunch backs because of their addiction to smart phones
Putin is 'genuinely lovely', says Elton John's husband: David Furnish reveals Russian president called singer to discuss gay rights meeting
The rise of London's emerging 'posh' areas: Wealthy young buyers transform previously downbeat areas such as South Acton and Peckham Rye
The £6.6m Ferrari: A 1960 250 GT with more than 100,000 miles on the clock and 'flaking' paint that's paid for a state of the art lifeboat
Cheap fix: 1.2 million driving cars in an 'unroadworthy' condition - and almost half-a-million have sold cars they were concerned about, study claims
Why is a KitKat called a KitKat? Vintage Nestle poster reveals the inspiration behind chocolate bar was a 17th century pastry chef named Christopher Catling
El Chapo 'cornered in rugged mountains in Mexico by soldiers' after US drug agents located his cell phone and tracked him: Report
Chinese actress is forced to undergo facial examination to prove her 'natural beauty' after being accused of having plastic surgery
Italian navy lay wreath on the deck of sunken fishing boat after four-month operation to recover bodies of up to 800 migrants who drowned
Father miraculously survives 140ft cliff fall which caused 173 fractures and left him in a coma for 2 months
'Sexist' software boss 'told colleague he would only eat lobster if it was served on his mother's breasts'
Could a simple eye test diagnose autism? Pupils of children with the condition 'take markedly longer to narrow after penlight test'
The terrible pictures that lose Britain's B&Bs £8.9MILLION every year: Before and after images show how a few changes can attract more guests
Separated at birth: US mother delivers twin baby prematurely... but his brother is still inside her womb and could be there until due date in JANUARY
Did our ancestors have ears like DOGS? Defunct muscles on the sides of our head suggest they once moved in response to sound
The most outrageous hotel concierge requests revealed: Nothing is too much trouble for the butlers at Le Bristol in Paris and London's Lanesborough
Mechanic tricked in hilarious work-based prank after mates stick egg to his head with SUPER GLUE for 'balancing competition'
Fraud and cyber crime committed every FOUR seconds in the UK as even the police minister says his bank account was hacked
The top 1% now own 50% of global wealth: Research finds world's richest have bounced back from the recession while 'middle class' have fallen
Nurse with Crohn's disease unveils range of glamorous 1950s-inspired lingerie with high-waisted pants to make women with stoma bags feel sexy again
Cold-eyed killer: Snowy Owl assassin swoops down out of an icy sky to capture unsuspecting mouse
Are these the world's prettiest URINALS? Garden centre installs incredible flower toilets in men's bathroom
Now THAT'S a wash and go! Motorcyclist has his hair shampooed while travelling on a highway in Taiwan
Biology in ACTION: Impalas locking horns wins photography award, beating a 'scared' ant and mating toads on a lotus leaf
Paranormal investigator claims to have captured evidence of a black-eyed ghost child for the first time
Could prosthetic limbs soon come with a sense of TOUCH? Smart skin could detect heat, pressure and moisture
Pictured: The gigantic rat that attempted to sneak into a hotel... but got stuck in a guest's TOILET
Life on Europa may have been sparked by COMETS: Rocks carrying biological material could have penetrated the moon's thick crust to reach the oceans beneath
The £30 hypercam that could give your phone 'X-ray vision' to see inside objects - and could even tell you if fruit is ripe
Mother shackles teenager's arms to his ankles and makes him walk the streets as humiliating punishment for 'being lazy around the house'
'You can see her boobs!' Kids offer up their brutally-honest opinions on the craziest trends from fashion week - including Kim Kardashian's skin-tight Yeezy ensemble
Hospitals to hire hundreds more foreign nurses from the Philippines, India and Pakistan after Government U-turn on immigration in wake of staffing crisis
Self-drive cars here 'in weeks': Electric car maker Tesla says it is waiting for approval for 'autopilot' capacity on British roads
Our family's growin': Couple and their two daughters film parody video of Meghan Trainor's Lips Are Moving to announce their third pregnancy
7ft 3in Venezuelan man breaks Guinness World Record for having the largest feet on the planet with size THIRTY-TWO shoes
Looks more trick than treat! Talented baker creates horrifyingly realistic BRAIN cake just in time for Halloween - but would you dare to eat it?
Mac on... Divorcees Supreme Court battle to increase settlements built on lies
Chinese man who was abducted as a four-year-old is finally reunited with his parents 20 years after he was snatched in front of his school and sold to a family 1,400 miles from home
Imogen the cute but confused koala mistakes a cameraman for a tree and climbs up his leg for a cuddle
What's the one thing YOU can do to protect against cancer? It's simple, LOSE WEIGHT, says expert
Researchers reveal neural switch that turns DREAMS on and off in seconds
The red flag flies along the Mall: Buckingham Palace prepares to welcome the Chinese President to Britain
From the entire country of Nepal... to a swimming baths in Birmingham: War, natural disasters and decay dominate list of the world's 50 most endangered cultural heritage sites
Is this really the best new building of the year? London school scoops Britain's most prestigious architecture prize
Hungry goats prove to be berry good climbers! Incredible video shows animals perched precariously 16ft up a tree in bid to get to their favourite food