Jesus vs. Frosty

Jesus vs. Frosty begins with four boys building a snowman and, in the vein of Frosty the Snowman, putting a magic hat on it to make it come to life. Unfortunately, Frosty turns out to be evil and deranged, sprouting huge tentacles and killing the Kenny-named, Cartman-resembling boy by throwing him. This leads one of the boys to utter the first version of a line which recurs in countless South Park episodes: "Oh my God! Frosty killed Kenny!"

The boys go to Santa for help, but he turns out merely to be Frosty in disguise. This time, he kills the Kenny-resembling boy, again by throwing him. The two remaining boys run away, and come across a nativity scene with a baby Jesus, who flies over to the evil snowman and defeats it by slicing off the magic hat with a hurl of his halo. One of the boys says another recurring line from the South Park series: "You know, I learned something today", and he and his friend realize the purported "true" meaning of Christmas: that is, presents. As a deer nibbles on Kenny's corpse they go to their homes to find presents hidden by their parents.

Plot: Edmund Blackadder and Baldrick his dogsbody are transplanted this time to Dickensian England in this one-off episode. He is kind, gentle and caring, but visits from an assortment of ghosts soon have him back to his old ways.

Quotes:

Melchet: Greetings of the season to you, Blackadder! May the Yule log slip from your fire and burn your house down!

Lord Edmund Blackadder: HA! Got him with my subtle plan!::Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan!::Lord Edmund Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

Lord Edmund Blackadder: I trust Christmas brings to you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp.

Ebenezer Blackadder: My, what a jolly young girl.::Baldrick: Yeah, pity she nicked all the presents.

Ebenezer Blackadder: My what a jolly fellow.::Baldrick: Looked like a fat git to me.::Ebenezer Blackadder: Yes Baldrick, but if one peels away the layers of a 'fat git' you'll probably find a...::Baldrick: Thin git!

Ebenezer Blackadder: Baldrick, I want you to go out and buy a turkey so large you'd think it's mother had been rogered by an omnibus.

Mrs. Scratchit: [sobbing] No goose for Tiny Tom this year.::Ebenezer Blackadder: Mrs. Scratchit, Tiny Tom is fifteen stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats anymore heartily, he will turn into a pie shop.

Frondo: What news of the foul Marmydons?::Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.::Frondo: And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?::Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.::Pigmot: Plus Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?::Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder: No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up.

Ebenezer Blackadder: I'm afraid the only way you are likely to get a wet kiss at Christmas, or indeed at any other time, is to make a pass at a water closet.

Ebeneezer Blackadder: In fact, there is something in your stocking, Baldrick, something I made for you.::Baldrick: Ah, well that's the best kind of gift, Mr. B. What is it?::Ebeneezer Blackadder: It's a fist. It's for hitting people with. (Punches Baldrick) And the great thing is, you can use it again and again! (hits Baldrick again)

Spirit Of Christmas

Oh hear the chimes ringing it's Christmas againWith tidies of peace and good will to of menSo greet every stranger and make him your friend for that is the spirit of Christmas(Christmas time Christmas time listen it's melting your heart)This I know love must flow for love is the spirit of ChristmasIn Bethlehem's manger in years long gone thenThe Christ child was born so our love he might winSo open your heart out and make him come in for he is the spirit nof Christmas(Christmas time Christmas time...Love is the spirit of Christmas

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