Wictory Wednesday

Attention, right-thinking Americans! Today’s the day we of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy™ (see below) reiterate our orders to you: volunteer for or donate to the Bush/Cheney campaign.
You liberals, by contrast, are hereby politely asked (pretty please, with nonjudgmental fuzzy bunnies and nurturing gay couples and socialist utopian environmentally-friendly organically grown cherries on top) to contribute money or volunteer work to the fringe candidates on your side. It’s the right thing to do.