Absolutely positively the best story out of Cleveland so far

“According to xHamster, one of the leading aggregators of online porn, traffic from users in Cleveland spiked significantly this week as the Republican National Convention got underway. Viewership in the city shot up by 184 percent from its pre-convention average, surpassing traffic the site gets from people in large cities including New York, Miami and Los Angeles.

“‘This increase is unprecedented,’ said Mike Kulich, a spokesman for the web site. ‘They’re making porn great again.'”