All tag results for hard-paartying

Remember when we said yesterday that it seemed as though Ashlee Simpson's booze-heavy behavior was starting to concern her former husband Pete Wentz and mother Tina?

Well, scratch that, because these two are BEYOND worried, folks!

The former Melrose Place star is reportedly drowning her sorrows SO heavily that the Fall Out Boy guitarist is prepared to do whatever it takes to ensure that their son together, Bronx Mowgli, is safe…even if it makes taking out a temporary full custody order against his ex!

It seems as though Lindsay Lohan is at least doing all right in the romance department!

And NO! We're NOT just talking about the men with whom she does Lord-knows-what for financial compensation!

It appears that the hard-pAArtying, deviance-prone starlet has moved on from that personal trainer trying to keep her crazy in check ANDThe Wanted's Max George…to a 22-year-old Brooklyn DJ named Julian Cavin!

While the pair are said to be keeping things "casual," whatever the hell that means, witnesses saw the pair “sucking face in front of everyone” out in NYC this past Friday night, and shacked up together during the Snowpocalypse for the remainder of the weekend!

Now that Lindsay Lohan's antics on the set of her latest movie, The Canyons, have been more than well-documented, given the shocking - and in some ways, surprisingly humanizing - profile of her and the Paul Schrader-directed production published in The New York Times Magazine, the first footage of the Bret Easton Ellis-penned microbudget noir-thriller has hit the internet!

You know, NOT including all of those RIDICULOUS genre-specific promos, of course!

But given that the troubled starlet's seemingly-long-lost abilities as a dramatic actress were frequently highlighted in the article, we just sincerely hope that THIS isn't what the author was describing in his article!

Ch-ch-check out the scene in which LiLo searches for her missing cell phone and inadvertently sends co-star James Deen into an abusive rage (above)!

Lindsay Lohan has been ringing in the New Year by pAArtying all over London for the past week, and now, we have the sneaking suspicion that doing so has pretty much used up all of the 'good things' for which she had hoped to come in 2013!

Because callous, cold grasp of REALITY is about to come a knockin' for our troubled starlet…TODAY!

That's right, today is the day that Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is expected back in an NYC courtroom to face up to the misdemeanor assault charges she incurred when she allegedly punched psychic Tiffany Mitchell at Avenue Lounge back in late November, and depending on how the wind is blowing today, prosecution could very well plan to file!

Of course, as we all know her frustratingly typical song and dance after consecutive six years of it, Lindsay is asserting - through her New York lawyer, Mark Heller - that she is OBVIOUSLY the victim here:

So we ALL KNEW that Lindsay Lohan was most likely lying when she said that pAArtying wasn't on her London New Year's Eve agenda, and of course, she proved us right when she was spotted out looking worse for wear with her own enabling mother Deviant Dina!

However, she TOTALLY has a legitimate excuse for going back on her word, you guys!

Turns out, the troubled, financially strapped starlet had a WORK ENGAGEMENT…with His Royal Highness Prince Haji 'Abdul' Azim of Brunei!

That's right, the third in line to succeed his country's throne reportedly paid $100,000 in cash to ring in 2013 with Lindsay Lohan!

But don't worry! She still was bold-face LYING when she announced her plans to stay in…as sources close to her reveal this little dalliance has been long secured in her schedule!

Lindsay Lohan can LITERALLY not even take an effing shit without it becoming a worldwide news story, yet she's somehow managed to keep a BOYFRIEND secret from the press?!

HUH?! We almost cannot process this!

But it appears to be true!

Way back in October, a male cheerleader named Josh Chunn claimed to be dating the hard-pAArtying starlet when she was having her ex-father Michael Lohan thrown off her property during that disastrous failed intervention attempt! Yet soon afterward, we stopped hearing about him entirely, because as we all know, Lindsay began stalking Max George and the rest of The Wanted during their east coast bus tour!

Remember how baffled we were when Lindsay Lohan somehow slithered her way into the J. Edgar premiere's after-party at the Hotel Roosevelt?

Well, apparently we weren't alone - because she wasn't supposed to be there, and her desperation to get back into the industry's good graces not only caused a scene, but made the real A-listers in attendance uncomfortable!

Zayn previewed the duet by posting a black and white pic of himself with Swifty on his Instagram -- but hey, she is bestiez with his girlfriend Gigi Hadid, so it wouldn't be unusual that they hang out... But collab?!