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Just finished chatting with a WU Lad from Benin - be warned; this is Cammy, so profanity does ensue.

Me: Talk to me.
0nu Phil: how are you
Me: Fine.
0nu Phil: this me 0nu phil
Me: Talk to me.
0nu Phil: western union maneger benin republic
Me: Yeah, yeah.
Get to the point.
0nu Phil: yes
Me: Well?
0nu Phil: i told you to receive your fund
Me: Yes, you did.
0nu Phil: check your email to more understand
i here that you want to receive your fund through back
isnt it
Me: No, you tell me. That email is full of irrelevant crap.
0nu Phil: ok
now
Me: And?
0nu Phil: are you ready to receive your money
today
Me: Just get to the fucking point.
I have a migraine.
0nu Phil: ok
i told you that your fund here is $4.50million usdollar
Me: Which is wrong.
0nu Phil: and you will receive it $5000 daily untill it complete transfer
you will receive it $5000 daily untill it complete transfer
is not rong
Me: I don't want it done that way.
And it is.
Wrong.
0nu Phil: which way you like to done it
right now because we want start the transfer today
ok
Me: To my bank, you bohehead.
0nu Phil: ok
is right
we can do that
Me: It's not $4.5 million.
0nu Phil: is 4.5m
Me: NO IT FUCKING ISN'T!!!!!!!!
0nu Phil: and we will transfer it to bank as you told us
Me: Not until you get it right.
0nu Phil: ok
now
is mistake i forgort 0
is $4.50 m
sorry
Me: You forgot??
0nu Phil: is right now
is right now $4.50m
is your money
ok
Me: NO IT FUCKING ISN'T!!!
It's $1.5 million.
I won a lottery.
0nu Phil: no no no
is $4.50m
Me: What do you mean 'no'?
0nu Phil: i am telling you right
i mean that your fund is $4.50m
ok
Me: No you're not.
You're wrong.
0nu Phil: see
we no like to delay
your fund is $4.50
Me: Until you get it right...
No it isn't!
0nu Phil: how much you want to receive from the 4.50
if you say is wrong
Me: I want to receive my winnings.
$1.5 million.
0nu Phil: is
Me: I don't give a flying fuck what happens to the rest.
You can spend it on crack and hookers for all I care.
0nu Phil: i have understand you now
ok
Me: About fucking time!
0nu Phil: ok
can you give us your bank account to transfer your fund
today
Me: Should be doable.
0nu Phil: because we want to start the transfer today
ok
Me: Fine.
0nu Phil: give us
Me: ?
0nu Phil: give us your bank account to transfer your fund today
Me: I don't have the details to hand right now.
0nu Phil: ok
can you send it for when
Me: I'll have to find the docs and I don't know where they are. Maybe tomorrow.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: My boyfriend handles most of the money stuff.
0nu Phil: ok
i will write email for you now
Me: What for?
0nu Phil: try to chek your email within 1
Me: It's open now, duh-brain.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: Again, what for?
0nu Phil: we will send you form to fill to give bank maneger to avoid missing you fund
Me: OK...
0nu Phil: now give us 1h
Me: I'll be gone before then. Do you know what time it is here?
0nu Phil: no
Me: Nearly 11:30 pm.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: I should be in bed. My boyfriend expects me.
0nu Phil: ok
now give us your phone number
Me: I don't have one.
0nu Phil: give us one you have so that we shound contact you for phone some time
Me: I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!
0nu Phil: ok
Me: Anything else?
0nu Phil: you will see it in your email
Me: OK.
Unless you have anything else to tell me, I'm gone.
0nu Phil: no
is ok now
Me: Bye then.

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

0nu Phil: are you there now
Me: Yeah - where's the form?
0nu Phil: check you email to see it
and forword it to us now
to start the transfer now
ok
Me: I told you I don't have a phone number and you ask for one.
We also don't have ID cards here.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: So...
0nu Phil: fill some you have there and forword it now to us to start the transfer
ok
Me: What's "type of bank"?
0nu Phil: choose one you like
Me: What?
I don't get it. A bank's a bank. What types are there?
0nu Phil: which bank your using
Me: NAB. What kind is it?
0nu Phil:
please what is the meaninig of nab
Me: National Australia Bank
0nu Phil: ok
have you fill the form now
to send you the money
Me: Which bank manager?
0nu Phil: we can transfer your money to ECO BANK
but there is fees you can pay for transfer fees
Me: How do I send the info to the bank manager?
0nu Phil: we will send the money to eco bank maneger
MR D4NIEL 1WU MANEGER OF ECO BANK
YOU CAN CONTACT HIM WITH THIS EMAIL
Me: Yes...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE EMAIL ADDRESS?!?!?!?!?
0nu Phil: wait
we want to call him now to give us the email
Me: I've been waiting but my patience ain't infinite!
0nu Phil: ok
wait small
Me: WTF?
Are you insulting me?
0nu Phil: no
wait
Me: I have big tits! AJ thinks they're great! They are not small!
0nu Phil: ok
Me: You betcha!
Anyway why the fuck should you care? You ain't going to touch them - ever!
Only AJ and those who do tantra with me get to do that!
0nu Phil: i will give yu email to contact eco bank maneger
Me: Get on with it/
0nu Phil: ok
Me: So?
0nu Phil: this is the eco bank maneger email
[ - snipped - ]
but you can not contact him now
Me: Why not?
0nu Phil: because you have to pay small fees to transfer your money to the eco bank because your money is in western union head office now
once you pay the small fees we will transfer the money to eco bank without any delay
ok
Me: Yep.
So I send it to this P3t3r 3ric guy.#
0nu Phil: no
Me: Huh?
That's who you said.
0nu Phil: no
i no say that
Me: I'm seeing it right now.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: Along with that Q&A I'm not using.
0nu Phil: see
i said
Me: See what?
Said what?
0nu Phil: that your money is here
Me: Huh?
0nu Phil: but we can transfer the money to eco bank
but you can pay small fees
Me: Fine, so I send the money to P3t3r 3ric and you go on from there.
0nu Phil: the fees is transfer v fees
Me: I got that. I'll do it.'
0nu Phil: ok
can you send the fees now
because we dont know the peter
you send the fees
Me: No. It happens to be over an hour before opening time.
0nu Phil: which time
Me: Whenever.
Look, I have better things to be doing now.
I'll go later.

wait small
Me: WTF?
Are you insulting me?
0nu Phil: no
wait
Me: I have big tits! AJ thinks they're great! They are not small!
0nu Phil: ok
Me: You betcha!

_________________OINK OINK ! > x16

YastrebDemented Opportunist

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15093
Location: Leading my wolf pack

Posted:
Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:47 am

This is where things went totally off the rails...

0nu Phil: MRS CAMILLE
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY
Me: It's Ms Camille, thank you!
0nu Phil: OK
Me: And I'm fine. Just did it cowgirl style. Praise Freyja!
0nu Phil: OK
Me: What's next?
0nu Phil: HOW ABOUT YOUR FRIEND
IS HE FINE
Me: He's fine too. Hey, he was the one I was riding! Yee-hah!
0nu Phil: OK
LET US CONTINUE OUR TRANSFER
Me: OK by me. I sent the money to Mr Eric, so the ball's in your court now.
0nu Phil: OK
WE DONT KNOW HIM
Me: What the fuck?
0nu Phil: GIVE US HIS EMAIL ADRESS NOW
TO CONTACT HIM
Me: Um... you gave me his name.
I don't have an email address for him.
0nu Phil: GIVE ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION
YOU USE TO SEND THE FEES
Me: The what?
0nu Phil:
WE SAY GIVE ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION YOU USE TO SEND THE FEES
GIVE US
Me: I used the info you gave me.
0nu Phil: OK
FORWORD IT TO US
TO BE SURE
Me: I changed the Q&A though.
MOST BEAUTIFUL
FREYJA
0nu Phil: THINK
YOU NO SEND US THE FEES
THINK
WELL
Me: What the fuck are you on about?
Are you on drugs, or maybe drunk? You sound like my father.
That's not a compliment, BTW.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: So - what are you on about then?
0nu Phil: WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US THE INFO YOU SEND THE FEES
0nu Phil: PLEASE
TO START THE TRANSFER TODAY
Me: For fuck's sake - I used the info you sent me, except I changed the Q&A, like I said.
Just tell Peter Eric to hand over the money.
Unless he spent it on hookers and hash.
0nu Phil: WE DONT KNOW HIM
PLEASE FIND HIS EMAIL AND SEND IT TO US
Me: I DON'T HAVE HIS FUCKING EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
0nu Phil: OK
WHY YOU SAY THAT YOU SEND FEES TO PETER
Me: Because I did, and you told me to.
0nu Phil: HOW MUCH U SEND HIM
Me: $125, like you said to.
0nu Phil: NOT US YOU SEND IT
Me: Huh?
0nu Phil: THIS IS INFO WE GAVE U
1. Receiver Name=====3jike 1kechukwu 2. City/Country===Cotonou - Benin Republic. 3. Question======In God 4. Answer=======We Trus 5.Amount=======$125.00. sender name====== 6.MTCN=======
Me: 1. Receiver Name=====P3t3r 3ric 2. City/Country===Cotonou - Benin Republic. 3. Question======In God 4. Answer=======We Trus 5.Amount=======$125.00. sender name====== 6.MTCN=======
0nu Phil: CHECK YOUR EMAIL TO FIND IT
WHICH EMAIL
GIVE US
Me: I'm looking at it right now.
That's what it says.
0nu Phil: OK
Me: Peter Eric.
0nu Phil: FIND HIS EMAIL
YOU NO SEND US THE FEES
Me: HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND HIS FUCKING EMAIL, YOU BONEHEAD???

At this point I switched to CAP LOCK; apologies for shouting.

0nu Phil: YOU MADE MISTAKE
Me: I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME TOO!
0nu Phil: NOW
Me: NOW WHAT??
0nu Phil: YOU MAKE MISTAKE
Me: I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO!
0nu Phil: NOT ME TOLD YOU THAT
Me: OH IT WAS!!!!!!!!
0nu Phil: YOUR FUND IS HERE NOW
AND WE WANT TO TRANSFER IT TO BANK
Me: FINE, THEN SEND IT!
GET THIS OVER WITH!
0nu Phil: BUT WE NO RECEIVE THE FEES
THAT IS DELAY
NOW
SEND US THE FEES
Me: YOU FUCKING WELL GOT PAID.
0nu Phil: TO RECEIVE U FUND
OK
Me: DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!
0nu Phil: MY THERE YOU NO SEND US FEES
DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND
THROUGH BANK
YOU TOLD US

Let's see how he'll take to being cursed...

Me: YOU KEEP US THIS BULLSHIT AND I WILL CALL UPON FREYJA TO CURSE YOU WITH IMPOTENCE AND POVERTY.
0nu Phil: OK
ONCE I KNOW
IS THAT WE CAN NOT TRANSFER FUND
Me: YOU WANT THAT? YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND PRETTY FUCKING FAST WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIMP COCK AND NO MONEY!
0nu Phil: FOR NOTHING
Me: THAT'S WHAT I SAID, NOTHING IN YOUR PANTS AND NOTHING IN YOUR POCKETS!
0nu Phil: NOT FOR THAT
THIS WORK OF TRANSFER
I AM GETING MY SALLARY
EVERY MOUNT
Me: TRUST ME, I WILL RAISE MY SPIRIT TO THE LADY AND SHE WILL DO THAT, BECAUSE I AM FAVOURED BY HER.
0nu Phil: SO I HAVE MONEY
Me: NOT AFTER TONIGHT.
YOU'LL LOSE IT ALL/
0nu Phil: OK
CAN YOU SEND US THE FEES
THAT IS WHAT WE MEAN
Me: YOU'LL HAVE IT HARD IN EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR COCK.
EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT YOU.
0nu Phil: OK
Me: MAYBE YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
0nu Phil: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WERE WE ARE GOING
IF YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
YOU TELL ME
Me: I'M GOING TO ASGARD TO LADY FREYJA'S HALL, SESSRUMNIR.
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
THE ONLY WAY TO NOT SUFFER IN THIS LIFE IS TO NOT PISS ME OFF AGAIN.
0nu Phil: DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOU FUND
THROUGH BANK YOU TOLD US
Me: YEP, SO DO IT. OR YOUR SEX LIFE IS HISTORY.
0nu Phil: WE CAN NOT DO IT WITHOUT FEES
BECAUSE YOU KNOW PAY THE FEES
Me: WHICH HAVE BEEN PAID.0nu Phil:
IF YOU SAY THAT YOU PAY FEES
Me: ASK YOUR MAN ERIC
0nu Phil: GIVE US INFO
Me: LIKE WHAT?
0nu Phil: U USE TO PAY IT
Me: LIKE WHAT?
0nu Phil: LIKE INFORMATION YOU USE TO PAY THE FEES
Me: LIKE WHAT?
0nu Phil: LIKE PAYMENT INFORMATION
Me: WHICH IS WHAT?
0nu Phil: TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER
Me: I TOLD YOU THAT.
0nu Phil: RECEIVER NAME
AND MTCN
IF NOT MEANS THAT U PAY IT
WHERE IS THE MTCN
IF U SURE
Me: Q: MOST BEAUTIFUL. A: FREYJA
RECEIVER NAME: PETER ERIC
0nu Phil: MTCN
WHAT
AND AMOUNT
Me: 83112962
$125
0nu Phil: YOUR LIE
Me: FUCK YOU
0nu Phil: MTCN IS NOT CORRECT
Me: O RLY?
0nu Phil: THE MTCN SURPOSE TO BE 10 NUMBER
Me: ONLY FOR WESTERN UNION.
0nu Phil: MEANS THAT IS NOT TRUTH
Me: FUCK YOU
I USED MONEYGRAM
GIRL AT THE COUNTER IS A REAL SWEETIE.
0nu Phil: DO U MEAN IT
Me: I'M IN WITH A CHANCE WITH HER.
WHY, YOU JEALOUS?
0nu Phil: THE FEES HAVE NOT PICK UP
NOW
SO YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT
Me: THEY WERE PICKED UP.
0nu Phil: TO WESTERN UNION
NOT PICK UP
Me: FUCK YOU. I SEND IT HOW I WANT AND I SENT IT AS YOU ASKED.
0nu Phil: NOT ME
YOU SEND IT
Me: AND IT WAS COLLECTED. I ASKED SUZIE TO LET ME KNOW.
0nu Phil: CHENGE IT
Me: IT'S BEEN SENT.
IT'S BEEN PICKED UP.
THERE'S NOTHING TO CHANGE.
0nu Phil: FIND FEES
IF YOU NOT
Me: WHAT, COCKBREATH?
0nu Phil: MEANS THAT YOU FUND CAN NOT RECEIVE
FIND IT
Me: THEN GET READY TO HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR PANTS AND NOTHING IN YOUR POCKETS.
0nu Phil: LATER
BYE
NOW
Me: FREYJA PROTECTS WHO SHE LOVES.
0nu Phil: FIND THE FEES
Me: FUCK OFF.
0nu Phil: AND SEND IT TO OUR INFO
Me: FUCK YOU
0nu Phil: WHY YOUR NEGLECT ME
I WILL NEGLET YOU NOW
0nu Phil: WHY YOUR NEGLECT ME
I WILL NEGLET YOU NOW
STOP CALL ME THAT
WE ARE NOT FOR THAT
WHY YOUR NEGLECT YOUR SELF
YOU'LL BE SORRY
0nu Phil: FOR SAYING FUCK
FIND THE FEES
Me: GO FUCK YOURSELF
0nu Phil: LATER YOU SEND IT TO US
Me: GO FUCK YOURSELF
0nu Phil: I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT
Me: GET FUCKED
0nu Phil: CAN WE COTINUE FOR FUCK
Me: I CAN GO ON FOREVER.
0nu Phil: DO YOU LIKE THAT
Me: FUCKING? YOU BET!
0nu Phil: LATER
BYE
IS OKEY NOW
Me: NOT FOR YOU, MR FLOPPY

An hour later...

0nu Phil (23/7/10 7:57 AM):
WHO IS MR FLOPPY
0nu Phil (23/7/10 7:57 AM):
are you there now
0nu Phil (23/7/10 7:57 AM):
are you there now

Twelve hours later...

Me: Hello Mr Floppy.

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

Laughing my ass off over here! This has to be one of the stupidest lads ever...
I'd love to have a go at him when you're done.

_________________OINK OINK ! > x16

YastrebDemented Opportunist

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15093
Location: Leading my wolf pack

Posted:
Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:18 pm

He came back for more! Apologies for the rather childish tone.

0nu Phil: how are you
and your friend
Me: Hello Mr Floppy.
0nu Phil: i am not mr floppy
i am mr 0nu
Me: Not yet, but you will be.
0nu Phil: phil
Me: Freyja Herself will see to that.
0nu Phil: for what
Me: Nothing in your pants and nothing in your pockets.
0nu Phil: let talk for our point
have you get the fees $125
Me: Your man Peter Eric got the money.
Don't mess me around.
You're just trying to double dip.
0nu Phil: you no send money
Me: That's why I'm calling upon Freyja to curse you.
0nu Phil: if you sure
Me: Because you stole from me.
0nu Phil: give us information
Me: I gave you the ninfo
Didn't do squat, did it?
0nu Phil: if you no like to receive your $1.5million dollar here
you live me
Me: Huh?
0nu Phil: because u no send me fees
Me: Fuck you
You and Peter Eric - if you're not one and the same.
I think you might be.
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: i not peter
you beter live your fund here
is okey
Me: So why did you tell me to pay him?
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: is okey
is not me tell you that
so live your fund here
Me: Your email with that info.
You can't dodge that
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: i told you if you no like to receive you money you beter live me alone now
Me: Too late.
0nu Phil: i am not playing here
Me: Freyja will curse you with impotence and poverty
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: is okey
later i am transfer fund to people
now
live ne
me
Me: You won't think so when She works her Seidhr on you.
0nu Phil: alone
Me: Mr Floppy
You will be alone
People laughing at you
Women pointing and jeering
Mr Floppy
You'll want to be alone
0nu Phil: is okey
i told u
Me: Empty pants and empty pockets
0nu Phil: am bezzy
Me: Mr Floppy

The razz emoticon was in the original

0nu Phil: BYE NOW
Me: CYA
Mr Floppy

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

0nu Phil (24/7/10 5:34 PM):
are you there now
Me: Yep.
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil:
how are you
Me: Hello
0nu Phil: what is going on
Me: Mr Floppy.
0nu Phil: to send the fees
Me: You tell me.
Mr Floppy.
0nu Phil: give us the mtcn
Me: I did.
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: if you did
give us the mtcn
if your are ready
Me: I gave it to you already
0nu Phil: to receive your fund
Me: Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: no
Me: Yes I did
0nu Phil: u no give me
Me: Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: if you no like to receive your fund
tell us now
to live u
Me: How's your slack little cock
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: u no answer me
Me: Yes I am answering you
0nu Phil: are you ready to receive your fund
Me: Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: stop calling me floppy
Me: It's what you are now
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: my name is 0nu phil
is okey for that
Me: Freyja has cursed you with impotence and poverty
Limp cock and no money for you.
0nu Phil: no money for u
Me: No life worth living now.
0nu Phil: you no like to receive you fund
now stop
Me: It's dirty money now
Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: ok
if is dirty money
you live it
now
bye
Me: KTHNXBAI
MR FLOPPY
0nu Phil: you mrs fail
promise and fail is you
Me: Weak one Mr Floppy
But then you'll be weak for the rest of your life.
Especially in the sack.
Mr Wet Noodle.
0nu Phil: and you also be idiot
Me: Is that better than Mr Floppy?
0nu Phil: and mother furker
Me: Is that the best you can do?
0nu Phil: if you want to that
Me: Mr Floppy
0nu Phil: now bye
Me: KTHNXBAI
MR FLOPPY

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3002
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!

Posted:
Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:24 am

Wow, Cammy was quite a bitch to Mr. Floppy! Nice! I'm loving this character more and more.

_________________red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
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YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

Over the last few days Mr Floppy was sending chat requests... tonight we chatted again, and a different Cammy emerged...

0nu Phil: what do you say
for me
Me: Oh there you are.
Fourth time lucky.
0nu Phil: ok
how are you doind
Me: Fine.
Why?
0nu Phil: ok
why for what
Me: Why do you ask?
0nu Phil: bcs i no see you last time ago
Me: Oh.
0nu Phil: what is your arrange for your fund here $2.5musd
Me: Sarah Morgan is seeing to that.
0nu Phil: who is sarah morgan
Me: Or is it that guy at Interpol?
Or the Fedex or DHL dudes?
Or Paul Van?
I'm stuck for choice.
0nu Phil: not for those
your talking
about
Me: Huh?
0nu Phil: i am in charge of the fund mr 0nu phil is my name
i am western union maneger
Me: A lot of people say they're looking after my money.
They all want to get it to me.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: How is it OK?
0nu Phil: but do you like to receive your fund here
stop contacting othere
Me: No, I want it over here, not over there!
0nu Phil: i am maneger
here
ok
can you give me detail to send you the first payment today $5000
Me: I don't want it sent that way. I want it send to my bank.
0nu Phil: ok
Me: I told you that before.
0nu Phil: can you give me your account bank
to send it
today
Me: I sent you those details.
0nu Phil: give me again to be sure
to avoid missing the fund
Me: You lost them, didn't you?
0nu Phil: i dont know where i save it
give me
i want to transfer the $2.5m
once in your account bank
Me: It's $1.5 million, duh-brain.
0nu Phil: today
Me: Did you get that? $1.5 million.
0nu Phil: ok
yes if you need $1.5m
i will send it
Me: That's what I won in the lottery.
You should know that.
0nu Phil: but after i send it i will send agail $1.5m
ok
no proble
m
i will send the $1.5m
if i get your account bank
Me: National Australla Bank
C9376A142AMW
0nu Phil: ok
is it be that
Me: Huh?
0nu Phil: ok
Me: OK what?
0nu Phil: i want you to know that i no have n
money for transfer
Me: Huh?
0nu Phil: how can we do it now
Me: What the fuck are you on about?
0nu Phil: i say that i will send the $2.5m
but where is fee
Me: $1.5 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0nu Phil: i will use for transfer
Me: FOR FUCK'S SAKE PAY ATTENTION!
0nu Phil: your not ready
if your ready i will know
Me: You don't know squat about me and you're jabbering on like my father did when he'd been out on the booze.
0nu Phil: ok
let us talk for our transfer
Me: I hated that. It ruined my chidlhood.
0nu Phil: can you send me transfer fee
Me: That's when he'd hit me and blame me for Mum dying.
I wish he was dead.
At least he's stop writing to me or ringing my housemates and begging for money.
I hate him. Always well.
0nu Phil: ok
can you send $68
Me: Do you care?
0nu Phil: for transfer fee
Me: Or was your father some paragon of virtue?
0nu Phil: i am care for this fund
Me: I bet he bought you presents and little cakes.
Did he buy you a puppy?
My father killed my cat.
0nu Phil: see
Me: Did he?
0nu Phil: i am not playing
if you no ready tell me
Me: You don't care, do you?
0nu Phil: to live
i dont care for what
Me: You don't care for what I'm telling you.
0nu Phil: what you tell me
Me: You're in your office, smug little place I bet.
You don't care that I'm opening to you.
Not many people get to know me that well.
0nu Phil: i dont know what you mean
bye
Me: Fuck you then
0nu Phil is Offline
0nu Phil will receive your Chat message after signing in.
Me: Mr FLOPPY!

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

Dunno what it is about Western Union Lads and Cammy, but they just want to experience her profane manner. Take the one who just opened Yahoo chat not ten minutes ago.

pet3ric0221 : HELLO
Me: What?
pet3ric0221 : C4MILLE WHITE
Me: Yeah, and?
pet3ric0221 : HOW ARE YOU DONING?
I AM MR. P3T3R O. 3RIC
Me: Yeah, and?
pet3ric0221 :
FROM WESTERN UNION OFFICE
Me: Yeah, and?
pet3ric0221 :
THE ONE OF INCHARGE OF YOUR FUND $1.200.000.00
WHY
?
Me: You mean $1.5 million.
pet3ric0221 : WHAT IS HOLDING YOU SEND $175.00 FOR THE ACTIVATION FEE OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE
I AM SORRY $1.5M
IT'S MISTAKE
Me: Because it's being sent back to the bank.
Mr Moore agreed to it.
I hope he gets it done soon.
pet3ric0221 : HAHAHA
Me: What?
pet3ric0221 : MY DEAR WHO IS MR. MOORE
?
Me: Your fucking boss!
Do they have un-IQ tests for jobs over there?
pet3ric0221 : YOU WILL LATE CALL ME NICE AND GOOD MAN
Me: Huh?
pet3ric0221 : OKAY
Me: For fuck's sake talk straight.
Don't give me this bafflegab.
pet3ric0221 : THE TIME YOU WILL CALL ME NICE AND GODD MAN
Me: You're not helping at all.
pet3ric0221 : YOU NEVER REMEMBER WHAT WE DISCUSSE TODAY
Me: I want answers, and I get... who the fuck knows.
pet3ric0221 : UNTILL I REMAIND YOU
Me: Until you WHAT?
pet3ric0221 : BYE
Me: Well fuck you very much then.
pet3ric0221 : THANK YOU FOR WHATEVER WORD YOU USE ON ME
Me: You've been about as much use as a soluble condom.
pet3ric0221 : I AM
Me: We agree on something then.
pet3ric0221 : WHATEVER YOU CALL ME I AGREE
Me: Why in Freyja's name did you write to me?
pet3ric0221 : BUT KEEP RECORD OF ALL WHAT I TELL YOU HERE TODAY
Me: Yeah, and?
pet3ric0221 : TODAY IS FRIDAY 13TH AUGUST 2010
THE DAY YOU TELL ME THAT ONE MR. MOORE IS INCHARGE OF YOUR FUND $1.5M
RIGHT?
Me: So fucking what? Are you one of those drongos who believes in bad juju or something?

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