The Official Baseball Beard Count

We studied the facial-hair of every current major-league player to determine which teams are the most in need of a shave.

This transcript has been automatically generated and may not be 100% accurate.

... I ... the two thousand thirteen baseball season will not be remembered ... that I am an American worker ... for the fact that the Pirates actually won a few games ... instead ... it will go down in the year as the players stop chasing space ... the council to each player needs to be this poem oversold ... cleaner ... appearance ... in fact ... fifty eight percent of the lead to some form of mustache goatee ... the ... this of course is not healthy Yankees ... what a longstanding ban on whisper ... the rulers are forgettable season but they can take pride in being the most fun to come ... but the seventy two percent official ... and their other winners said ... the Red Sox are Thompson full on grizzly Adams inspire ... the Giants have the most chin straps ... well the Marlins the most part over the standalone jealousy ... the Dodgers do well to further channel Ben Affleck mostly nineteen nineties a mustache goatee ... except for this guy ... of course ... then there's the tipster forgot to save the past two weeks ... with sixteen percent a week for ... the Nationals when Ms ... of course official there's nothing new to this ... in the nineteen eighties it was all about the Mazda ... like this one ... or this ... or this ... or this one ... with this incredible one ... but the old fashioned mustache that thing the paths ... why are going in nineteen eighty seven forty percent only had a monster ... this year ... just two point four percent ... which amounts to basically justice ...