xMy friend, Ukulele Jake, wrote this song and its wonderful.
Here's a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrETCbBB_8
Enjoy!
xoxo
Betty Mae
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Well they took away my porn collection ‘cause they said it was obscene
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Now I’ve got an infection, my balls are so blue they’re green
CGCG
Well it came to me in a realization, the other day it seems
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I guess I’m a bit of a pervert coming apart at the seams
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Got busted for full frontal nudity, I tried to keep my cool
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It’s amazing what you can’t do in public, they surely don’t teach you in school
CGCG
I could’ve sworn I heard “get devested” while walking past the convent gate
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How was I supposed to know she said “be blessed”? That nun should enunciate
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I guess I’m a bit of a pervert coming apart at the seams
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Don’t always know what I’m doing wrong or why everywhere I go there’s a scene
CGCG
So I spend my days in the county jail where at least it’s nice and clean
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I guess I’m a bit of a pervert coming apart at the seams