I was a teenager in the early 1980s. That of course, was before the net, and it means that I discovered pornography in printed form. I got off using Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler magazines for arousal...not electronic devices.

Perhaps some of the other gentlemen here will remember how we used those magazines. I would typically get home from school, have a snack, retrieve my mags from my secret hiding place in the garage, and take them up to my room. I would drop my trousers down to my ankles, and lay down on my bed. I would hold the top of the magazine with my left hand, balancing it on my chest. Of course my right hand was quite busy with my cock. I am sure I blew at least one thousand loads in this position.

The advent of online porn, while certainly very welcome (and comparatively economical), changed everything. Now, I could not lay down when I wanted to masturbate...I needed to sit in a chair in front of a computer. It took time to learn how to use my left hand for the mouse while I stroked with my right. I found that mousing with my right hand and jacking with my left hand simply did not feel right!

Last week I decided to go old school. I went to a local liquor store and purchased a few Hustlers and other mags. I then lay on a bed, and jacked off the way I used to when I was a teenager. Gents---it was great! It made me feel young again in a way. Turns out I am still able to shoot well past my belly button...just like when I was 18. This was not clear to me when I orgasmed while seated in an office chair. I enjoyed turning the pages again...and seeing the girls on the paper. I also forgot how many phone sex ads those mags printed! Wow!

I think we should all push back from our cum spattered keyboards and mouses once in a while. Go down to the liquor store or book store. Buy some good old-fashioned skin magazine, and go home for a good jerk laying down. You will be glad you did.

--Lastly, you inventors out there need to develop some sort of furniture for male masturbators like me. Something that will allow me to browse online porn while I am comfortably laying down on my bed. Perhaps some sort of arm to mount the display, keyboard, and mouse directly in front of me while I am laying down. There must be a way....