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Katie Couric Lays a Death Touch on Sarah Palin

Remember Dim Mak, the legendary “death touch” that allowed a martial-arts master to kill an opponent with the mere touch of a finger? Yeah, well, that’s something like what Katie Couric does to Sarah Palin in this interview. Just asking: is there any chance that the entire McCain-Palin campaign is just one big prank, and that Ashton Kutcher is going to spring out at any moment and release us from this ongoing national nightmare?