Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!

Your princess is quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps. Her appeal is undeniable.