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Saturday, February 19, 2011

"Toxic Ingredients"

The L.A. TV reporter who broke down into gibberish on air at the Grammys was suffering a migraine headache. She must have heard Justin Bieber's performance.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says that President Obama can’t spell his own name. Speaking of Presidents who can't spell their own name, President Bush is doing great.

A gang attacked a 21 year old man in Ireland and forced him to eat his own ear. His new nickname is "Beethoven".

A German study says there are toxic ingredients in tattoo ink. In an unrelated story, Dennis Rodman has been admitted to the hospital.

Researchers at UCLA have reportedly found the cure for baldness. It's called a wig.

A new study says that people who smoke and have head and neck cancers are more likely to have more health problems than people who don't. Because if I have cancer, the first thing I want to do is smoke.