I made this because I’m sick of all the hate Frozen’s been getting on this site. Ignore the few grammatical errors. Also please don’t hate me. I just want everyone to get along and watch Disney movies and laugh and love each other and eat popcorn without making everything an issue of political correctness.

***UPDATE***It has come to my attention that Moana is set for 2018 which makes way more sense because these movies take a long ass time to make. Computer animation and all.

****NOTHER UPDATE*****Evidently the story is by a Danish author but the story is set in Norway. Everything else still stands, though. My b.

***THIRD UPDATE****I am aware that Pocahontas is a native American, but I knew that if I put Pocahontas and Tiana together that people would flip a shit for comparing Native Americans to 20th century Americans so please calm down about that.

You could have just made a one-slide powerpoint saying “I’m a racist and I don’t give a fuck about other cultures and races” and saved yourself all this trouble.