Feh. I know a chick who gets out of speeding tickets all the time by giving blowjobs. She has to be neither creative nor witty. And it still works.

heh. I had to check and see if you were in NYC. I know a transformer that does the same thing all the time. S/he gets pulled over for drunken driving - bj. Speeding - bj. The list goes on and on. And I thought all our cops were macho type guys. It just blew me away. (pun intended)

"I expect you will want to apprehend me fairly shortly now that we've established that I may have committed the following offences: ... -Evading the law using an automated number plate changing mechanism."

Of course, if this were in the States, the cops would have a massive hard-on for this guy for the rest of his life. He wouldn't be able to leave his house without getting nailed/set up/entrapped for something.

There are a couple of officers around here that, if you are nice, routinely do this on tickets so if you are smart and catch it you'll get the same deal as this guy. Mind you this is when in ther're in groups and HAVE to give you a ticket so they don't look soft.

NZ adopted "anywhere, anytime" as their policy for speed cameras. There could be a camera hidden anywhere. They want drivers to expect to be ticketed even on the most remote stretches of highway. This policy was adopted following extensive research showing that cameras should be placed where there is an accident problem and they do more harm than good elsewhere.

Translated for Americans, he was doing 70 in a 60 zone on a rural two lane highway.

The Bluebird SSS is the Australian version of the Nissan Altima. The newer ones look like big versions of the newer Civics, and the older ones look a lot like Accords. I can understand the cop getting a little confused if he can't read.

I have to say it in a way that only a Kiwi would say it. That was bloody brilliant mate. I got a speeding ticket just north of the area where this guy was born, about this time last year. Damn Speed Cameras !!!!