Bitterwallet's Christmas List: No. 16 - The golf bra

To Japan once again, for another needless product that has amused us greatly here in the real world – the golf bra.

It’s so simple we’re amazified that no one has thought of it before now. When unravelled, the bra becomes an instant putting mat, allowing you to practice your short game while your female companion looks on; topless, shivering and probably horribly afraid.

We can imagine Hugh Hefner will be ordering in a crate of these, and we’d expect Roman Abramovich to invest in one, but beyond that, it’s hard to see who they’ll appeal to. But if you get to try one out yourself, sending us pics would be an enormous boon.

And, as we’ve mentioned more than once before, we’re always on the look out for enormous boons…

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bob

can't imagine putting your boobs in an old quiche foil tray is all that comfortable, or is that just a prototype?

There is definitely one hole too many. They should market a more correct version with one hole. This could either be used by women with a single mastectomy or by men, worn around the waist. Although obviously most men that play golf have small cocks, so the hole is not necessary.