Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Turks and Caicos not dead yet!

Allan's Perspective

The premier of the Turks and Caicos says he’s “not closing the door
completely” on the idea of his island nation becoming Canada’s 11th
province, but says such a move would only happen if it is the will of
his country’s residents.
Premier Rufus Ewing was on Parliament Hill Monday to meet Prime
Minister Stephen Harper and other MPs to discuss economic development
and trade issues, as well as, of course, tourism.

Read more:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/turks-and-caicos-premier-not-closing-the-door-on-canadians-caribbean-dreams-1.1838466#ixzz32w0u2QgT
HOWEVER: There are a few options other than becoming a “Province” that would work not only better, but easier as well!
First of all, make the Turks and Caicos a “TERRITORY” rather than a province……………. OR …………make it part of another “Province!”
FOR EXAMPLE: We could have the “PRINCE EDWARD ISLANDS” where one of the Islands is in the Gulf of St. Lawrence ………………….., AND THE REST OF THEM ARE IN THE CARIBBEAN!
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Durham police urged drivers to be cautious when a herd of bison broke out of a pen in Oshawa this morning.
The 17 animals nudged a gate open at Startek Buffalo Ranch and were
running loose near Simcoe Street and Shirley Road, north of Oshawa, at
about 8 a.m.
Officials weren’t sure whether to call in the cops, the SPCA, or a local Indian tribe!

Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/herd-of-bison-escape-pen-near-oshawa-ont-1.1839908#ixzz32vzDZwGA
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The New York Times paid a fitting tribute to Kanye West and Kim
Kardashian yesterday, when they said: “Two jackasses got married on the
weekend!”
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THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT SUICIDE BOMBERS IS THAT THEY HAVE TO RUN OUT OF THEM SOONER OR LATER!
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Here’s something ya don’t see every day, kids!

The discovery of alcoholic fermentation appears to date back to about 7000 B.C. in China.

The first know town drunk was a certain “Su Chow” who lived in
Hongun, China in 7122 B.C. and eventually became Mayor in 7118 B.C.
before dying a poverty stricken and homeless man in 7092 B.C.
(When they cremated his body he burned for six days!)
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Here’s a rather appropriate article where the Perspective
naked news department has learned about a man in jail who deputies said
sexually assaulted a woman after smoking K-2. Deputies arrested
38-year-old Raymond Christian Bachman after somone spotted the victim walking with a knife and not wearing in clothing Sunday night.

Deputies told us that the two were having consensual sex, but at one
point but stopped to smoke K-2 and the attack happened after that.

Sergeant Jason Morrison, said after seeing both Bachman and the victim, it was clear they smoked a bad batch of K-2.

Meanwhile over on the opposite side of town: Police warned
the violinist to put on clothes as he played his instrument, but he
ignored them.

So they arrested Matthew Mglej.

But he did not go easily. (Several officers were forced to pick up
the naked dude and shove him head first into the patrol car.)

Mglej was booked under a city code that makes it “unlawful for any
person to expose his or her genitalia while in a public place or place
visible from a public place, if the public place is open or available to
persons of the opposite sex.”