jokes

Two guys come stumbling out of the bar. Male A asks male B where he is going. Male B replies “I am leaving. We have work at 7 am!” Male A says “I’m going back inside!”

Male A goes inside the bar and a few minutes later male B follows suit.

About 10 minutes go by and both guys come stumbling out of the bar again. This time it appears to be an agreed upon time to head home. At this point I am not sure what happened as I was about to pull away when I hear these two males arguing. Male A then shoves male B, who falls horribly and slides off the curb and into the road. (Thankfully the person driving down the road was paying attention *high amounts of pokestops for you pokemon go players* and stopped in time before smashing into male B’s head.)

Male B gets up and swings on male A. Its a connect. They trade punches back and forth a couple times. Evidently this caused male B to get really angry because he just went crazy with the hits. Left. Right. Upper cut. Jab. He went to town.

After about 2 minutes of male B swinging all over male A, male A breaks loose and starts to walk away while male B yells “Really! Really! You wanna hit me?! Swing then bitch!” Male A ignores the taunt and keeps walking.

Heres the “punchline”…

Neither male shook hands, apologized, hugged…nothing. But as male A continued to walk and ignore male B, male B ended up shutting his mouth and followed male A home quietly!