Brilliant New Dating App "Settl" Guaranteed to Find You a Husband

You're tired of dating. Your parents want grandchildren. You just want to meet someone and settle down before your younger sister does. Saturday Night Live understands, which is why the show unveiled a genius app over the weekend that is programmed to let you do just that.

Meet Settl—a new platform that matches super fly women with deeply average men who tuck ties into sweater vests and go to sleep early.

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"There's nothing wrong with the men on Settl," exclaims Sasheer Zamata. "They're just normal guys with characteristics I'm now willing to overlook." The whole thing is hilarious: