Comment of the Week: Vin Douchal

Amanda’s thinking this is as good as it gets. She may be right. Three kids and yet another month with no child support payment will not be rewarded with gratification when the D.A. suspends Marty’s drivers license.

He’ll still be tooling along the 405 to his job manning the copier at Office Depot, hitting on the hot secretaries dropping off their work. The rejection piles high but Marty rises to the occassion in a tank top in front of his mirror each night, tatts out, fan blowing in his face as he mouths the words along to Maroon 5 seeing himself as a dude that just couldn’t catch the big break.

No Marty, you caught the biggest break of all when delicious Amanda fell for your line of auditory diarreah and tough guy posturing accentuated by horrible, meaningless and unsightly tattoos. And you blew it. Chaulk it up to the times and lack of effort and substance. You suck. Hard

As for the choad in the photo, what is this attraction to beef won ton soup? (I hope it’s something equally hilarious.)

4:25 pm October, 13Vin Douchal said...

Yay! And by yay I mean boo to Marty . Thanks boss

5:03 pm October, 13The Dude (remote loc) said...

Vin, your post sure don’t suck! No, not at all.

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Halter tops halt me in my tracks.

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Halter tops stop traffic in my brain.

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Big Pumpy needs deflating.

5:19 pm October, 13hermit said...

“VD takes down Marty Crotchenrott…..”

Sounds like a coroner’s report.

5:38 pm October, 13Et Tu Douche? said...

Right on Vin D!!!, I just had a good chuckle reading this again.

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J.Lo/Asian chick in above pic is hott but let’s really see what’s going on in this pic and focus in on discombobulated Daisy Duke wearing, short legs McGee, with what looks like big tits in the background. While her shoes scream insecurity her drunkenness says I’m good to go in a “I’ll only be here at this hotel for the weekend, with nary a chance of coming back any time soon, so why not? my friends, family and co-workers will never be the wiser type attitude and I approve of her and out of town weekend shenanigans.

Word. Amanda is succinctly succulent and that guy is a Maroon. Fuck Vin I’m gonna have that fucking Maroon 5 song my daughter’s friend is always singing stuck in my head now. I’d like to break that Adam Levine’s skinny neck. Fuck music sucks but I’m going to see the Almighty Trio, the Titans of Toronto, RUSH on Thursday. Son

7:02 pm October, 13Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

I just saw another Canadian icon the other night, Neil Young & Crazy Horse. They will be swinging back through Canadia that being said you should check them out and by check them out there was a lot of smoking hot Milf at the show.

7:11 pm October, 13FredN. said...

The very best part of that take down is Vin’s decision to use the UK spelling of ‘chalk it up’

9:05 pm October, 13Vin J Douchal said...

These fuccen home runs to right field in Yankee Stadium are the cheapest fuccen event in all of sports. They should be a ground rule double if they don’t reach the upper deck.

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Eeeediots. And by Eeeediots I mean assholes.

9:57 pm October, 13ehcuodouche said...

The wife tells me this douchebag’s tattoo says “ni-ke”, which probably means the guy’s name is Nick. So of all the very cool Chinese crap he could have tattooed on his arm, he puts his own name.

11:08 pm October, 13eb said...

And with joy I proclaim the truth: I’ve never heard a Maroon 5 song. Ever.

hot chicks with douchebags used to be good now its jus borin same old type of pics yawn

6:07 am October, 14bulbul said...

Mrs. ehcuodouche is quite right: the first character is pronounced “ni” and means “(Buddhist) nun”, the second one “ke” (well, more like “k”) and means “axe handle, stick”. Thing is, there are a lot of other characters that are pronounced “ni” / “ke”, respectively, that could have broadcasted a more positive message or at least one a douchebag like our Vin here would have approved of. For example, there’s 妳可, which means something along the lines of “you (woman) can”. Methinks someone at the tattoo parlor played a little joke on Vin and to that person I say “bravo, sir/madam, bravo.”

9:53 am October, 14ehcuodouche said...

@bulbul

Well it sounds like he wants to beat a Buddhist nun with an axe handle, so that just makes it doubly bad.

1:40 pm October, 14J-Balls said...

Long time lurker, first time poster,

So no slag to the OP, but another 30 seconds of spell check and/or one more read through on your last paragraph would have made your post the far side of Dy-Na-Mite.

Lest the other douchebags try to be a bit more of a grammar nazi than I am.

The nun / axe handle thing is an explanation for his random weeping fits. His air of smugness and assumption that every female in the world wants to sleep with him earned him a savage beating from a group of enraged nuns who later claimed “Our order believes that if the enlightened one were here today he too would condone the beating of douchebags”