Monday, January 30, 2012

That's a rather crude, inappropriate remark, of course. But when it was recently uttered by the mayor of East Haven, Connecticut (a rocket scientist named Joseph Maturo), the local townsfolk "inundated and deluged" the goofjob's mayoral office with "2,000 Mexican dishes" and a whole lotta tacos. They called it the "Send the Mayor a Taco" Campaign (link at bottom).

So where's my free eats? Send 'em along, please. I could use the nourishment. Send the Rager a Taco.

[Deliveries welcome, just not during the day or before midnight: The Independent Rage, 1313 Outhouse Way, Tightwad MO. Hot sauce and/or salsa condiments appreciated, but not required. And no spitting in the mixture, if you please.]

He'd Be A Lot Better Served Just to Stay Home Alone!

"Have You Seen a Diamond Bracelet?!"

Beloved D-Cup Celebrity Christina Hendricks loses an $850,000 diamond bracelet at the Golden Globes, forcing the "curvy 'Mad Men' star" to scurry out of the awards & back to the red carpet to look for it! Luckily, an event staffer had found it (hit CH for story).

"JWoww Kalls Out Kim Kardashian"!

Fresh off pushing around Sammi on this week's "Jersey Shore," JWoww also blasts Kim Kardashian for not "manning up" about her new bigger lips being the result of plastic surgery (hit pic for story).

Deranged Hottie:"It's a Girl!"

Model Michelle Marie Gopaul allegedly abducts a baby girl at a casting call for a fake movie, then declares on her website that she's just given birth! She's sick. (Hit MMG for story)

"Sex Toy Queen" Straps On the Feed Bag, Gets More Than She Bargained For...

Jacqueline Gold's nanny stands accused of spiking the soup of the "sex-shop magnate" with wiper fluid and extra sugar & salt. What a Dildo! (Hit JG for story)

"Secret Boob Job?"

That's the question they're asking about country crooner LeAnn Rimes after new pics like this one this week. Sorry, but she might want to ask for a refund on that job (hit pic for story).

"Fire That B**ch"!?!

That's the headline from TMZ, which reports that Lindsay Lohan wants the Betty Ford clinic to can the staffer with whom Lohan had a physical altercation earlier this month (hit LL for story).

"You can't send small junk to a woman and expect anything!"

From the Brett Favre & Jenn Sterger sexting/donging scandal: Charles Barkley questions the size of Favre's junk: "If you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge," he said. (Hit Jenn Sterger for story)

"Boobie Model"?!

That's the description leveled at the pictured Danielle Lloyd by a British website, which is celebrating the model's "return to posing for lad magazines" (hit Boobie Model for story).

Report: An Average Woman Kisses 29 Men Before She Gets Married...

...but who cares about any of that:I want to know how many LADIES the average woman smooches before she gets married! (Hit smoocheroo for story)

Long Live the Queen!

That's Italian glamour model Marika Fruscio bustin' out her royal duds for a new 2011 calendar (hit MF for item).

Where Did I Put ThoseDamn 3-D Glasses?!

"Sloppy Seconds"?!

That's the braggadocious description leveled by "the most hated man in the NHL," Sean Avery, in reference to his allegation that other NHL players are always dating his ex-girlfriends, including the pictured actress Elisha Cuthbert. Nice guy.

"Mammary Monday"?

I recall when we used to have so much more innocent phrases, such as "Manic Monday." But those were in days before the likes of Kacey Barnfield Hit the Internet (and before the days we even had An Internet)! Hit KB for some of the latest from the newest British Bombshell & Internet Sensation!

The British Invasion,Mark 3!

The past year has seen the arrival of British hotties Keeley Hazell & Sammy Braddy in the American pop culture, and now the trifecta is complete, with the most mainstream British bombshell yet amongst the 3: Resident Evil Afterlife's Kacey Barnfield! Hit KB for item on her new Maxim shoot.

Heidi vs. Kelly Rowland?

Now that sounds like a grudge match for the ages (hit HK for item). The "Smart Money" is on staying the hell out this one!

Move Over Kim Kardashian: Mayra & Reggie Becoming Quite the Item!

Word from Hollywood is that supermodel Mayra Veronica and Reggie Bush are becoming fairly serious in their relationship! (Hit MV for story). Kim Kardashian Must Be Fumin'!

Cia! Wish I Could Be-Ya!

Does any fashion outfit in the world have a hotter continuous stable of models than Brazilian swim brand Cia Maritima? This week the brand debuted its Moroccan-themed 2011 line to full houses in Florida & North Carolina (hit pic for story).

Buona Visione!

I think that's Italian, and I have no idea what it means, but it sure sounds like an apt description of British model Sammy Braddy, who continues to rival Keeley Hazell for the title of Hottest Brit Ever Invented (hit Sam for story).

Chalke One Up For a Great Cause

Actress Sarah Chalke takes a stroll in the park this week to benefit the fight against breast cancer (hit Chalke for item).

Rager's Grown a Bit Tired of the democrat party's War on Men...

So I give you the ultimate anthem of Real Man Liberation: "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police. It gets in full Sting at 3:19, BTW.

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