A To D List – Where They Rank- Part Five

Hilary Swank- B list mostly movie actress who hasn’t worked
as much since Jessica Chastain showed up. Wins 2nd place behind Anne
Hathaway in actress people don’t like much.
Howard Stern – A list talk show host who can get people to say anything.
Hugh Grant- Foreign born A list mostly movie actor who must literally have his
peen out 24/7.
Idris Elba- B list television and movie actor who is one of the most underrated
acting talents of this generation.
Jack Nicholson- Aging permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award winner and has probably had sex with every actress older than 50.
Jaclyn Smith- Former A list mostly television actress who has been collecting
checks from this discount department store forever.
Jaden Smith- B list mostly movie actor offspring who might want to wait awhile
before releasing his next bomb.
Jake Gyllenhaal- A- list mostly movie actor who keeps making indies and posing
with women on the sidewalks of NYC.
James Franco- A- list mostly movie actor who got his start on a great network
television show that spawned lots of great actors.
James McAvoy – Foreign born mostly movie actor who has a franchise to his name
and a name that gets confused with someone who dated Jennifer Love Hewitt.
James Spader – A- list mostly television actor who made his fame in the movies
and will always be hated by those of a certain age who saw him play the bad guy
in those teen movies.
Janet Jackson – Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who has dropped to B+ but is
still considered the normal one in the family.
January Jones – B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show who
will sleep with you if you are married.
Jared Leto- B- list mostly movie actor who got his start on a great network show
that no one remembers. Might be more known for being an entertainer.
Jason Bateman – A- list mostly movie actor who alternates between some bad
movie choices and one of the greatest television choices ever.
Jason Statham – Foreign born mostly movie actor who can star in an action movie
opposite any of the world’s worst actresses.
Jason Sudeikis- B list mostly movie actor who got his start on a long running
network show that his uncle excelled on when visiting.
Javier Bardem – Foreign born A list mostly movie actor married to an almost A
list mostly movie actress who should be my sister-in-law.
Jen Aniston – A list mostly movie actress who was also an A list television
actress despite having no acting talent.
Jennifer Connelly – B+ list mostly movie actress who is a great acting talent
and a very unpleasant person to spend more than five minutes with.
Jennifer Lawrence – A list mostly movie actress who has a balance problem.
Jennifer Lopez – A list diva and not much else although she tries at literally
everything.
Jerry Bruckheimer- A list producer who makes great movies and television.
Jessica Alba – Very attractive B list mostly movie actress who keeps getting
movies despite no actual acting talent. Has a fallback career that specializes
in keeping you on a mailing list forever.
Jessica Biel – B- list mostly movie actress who finally appears to be giving up
on the dream of acting and is content to sit at home Tweeting that she was next
to her husband.

And @Count? I totally +1 that. He was A list to my Dad when his New Year's Eve special came on PPV. Then again when he pulled the Sirus gig. But boring, pretentious Stern with that good looking horse on his arm? No better then the sand settler (aka washed up) Andrew Dice Clay.

@Marty: Exactly. That is why I laugh when people say he could go back to terrestrial radio if he leaves Sirius. NO WAY would he go back to having ratings. It would damage his ego too much and open him up to ridicule.

If he left Sirius, I could see him putting up a streaming archive, like what WWE did, and having specials and maybe a stripped down weekly show. I would pay $5/month for unlimited access to his catalog of shows, as long as the content wasn't edited to fit his current "evolved" image.

Loved New Years Rotten Eve. I think Elena Beisty and Debbie Tay the Space Lesbian are both dead.

Kloie, I was wondering the same thing. Is Enty best friends with Hugh Grant or something because how does he compare to a George Clooney or Brad Pitt? Is he making mega block buster that just aren't showing up on my radar or what?

Sometimes I wonder if Enty's insistence that Hugh Grant is A list when everyone knows otherwise is a clue into who Enty actually is?

@B626: When I canceled Sirius, week before Artie's suicide attempt, they asked in the exit interview about about Howard's vacation time. I checked Yes, it affected my decision to cancel, and I wrote about 5 paragraphs about how the show turned to shit.

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