Christopher Gambino, a law-abiding member of America’s once-powerful crime family, is about to hit Times Square with a huge billboard advertising his new line of pants for men and women called “Gambino Jeans.”

Just in case you don’t get the faux-Mafia connection, they come complete with bullet holes and feature the slogan “It’s not a crime to wear them!”

“We’re starting with jeans and expanding to shirts, tops, pocketbooks, and even a baby line called ‘Gambino Bambino’ – no, there won’t be bullet holes in the baby clothes,” said Gambino, 41, who lives in Boca Raton, Fla.

“We want to make ‘Gambino’ a brand name that everybody will wear. I want to be looked at as a good clean person with a legitimate business.”

An admirable goal for a man whose uncles, Thomas and Joseph Gambino, once ruled New York’s organized crime scene with an iron fist.

But the days of powerful Mafia rule are long gone, their soft-spoken nephew insisted.

“I think the mob as we know it is over,” he said. “The FBI has too much technology, too much surveillance. Everything is under their control.”