It’s good advice. TLA noted evidence of the boom’s decline earlier this week – and here I furnish more proof. The days a Dalkeith virgin could walk down the Terrace carrying a copper pipe, or wheeling a rubbish bin in Claremont, are long gone. Things are so bad even the pleas of Midland shelf stackers are writ large. Even menus in Morley are not safe from the thieving humanity. Here’s the TWOP tip: buy (don’t steal, thanks/please) Alex Manfrin’s calendar. Our blogging overlord will love the anti-Subiaco vibe. Jokes about the Dockers, Julie Bishop, Dixie Marshall et al. At Black Plastic, The Good Store, and other shops for $20 or so.