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Subject: Jokes
Status: R
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he
sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the chinese man
says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man
says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And
the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish
man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was
that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was
an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this
offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our
daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate
10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later
the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar
offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million,
this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope
announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news
is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that
we lost the Wonder Bread account!