If you’ve been listening lately, our faithful listener “Brooklyn Blowhard” SWALLOWED HIS OWN TOOTH recently. He has no money, so he has been sifting through his own fecal matter for over two weeks trying to find it so his dentist can put it back in (it’s a cap, apparently, and Blowhard is not too proud to have a “shit eating grin”). Well, after two weeks he finally gave up and now he looks like a big, fat redneck with his missing “toof”.

We came up with a deal. Our listeners are very generous, but for Blowhard, they’re going to have to get something for their money. If the listeners will donate $600 to buy him a new crown, the BROOKLYN BLOWHARD will be banned from our show FOREVER. Click below to donate! Every penny will go to erasing this scourge on Saturday night radio for a very, very long time.