Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’. — Brockman

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Barney Gumble

Name: Barnard Gumble.Age: 40.Identity: Drunken barfly.

Occupation: None.Source of Income: Is a Santa at the mall at Christmas, donates
frequently at Springfield Sperm Bank and sucks coins out of the Love Tester
machine.Residence: Lives in a dingy apartment, but spends most of his time at
Moe's.Friends: Homer, Moe.Catchphrase: A belch.

Past girlfriends: Philips (the woman Marge shared a cell with) [9F20],
went on a date with Selma Bouvier.

Previous jobs: Santa Claus at the mall [7G08], 'Plow King' [9F07],
member of the B-Sharps [9F21], worker at the Bowl-a-rama [2F10]. Also tried
out for a NASA space mission but was beaten by Homer [1F13].

Awards won: 1st prize in the Springfield film festival, for his film
about his alcoholism entitled 'Pukahontas' [2F31].

Appearances: Many episodes. Was a member of the B sharps, started a
snow plow business called 'Plow King,' and gave up alcohol to take
helicopter flying lessons.