Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, these are the games that are keeping parents from cooking and wrapping presents and the children from stumbling over internet porn.

I was pretty sure we all agreed to stop playing FarmVille 2. I let my crops wither, stopped working on my seasonal quests. Now everyone else's farms look like shining holiday wonderlands and mine looks like death. I suppose I could have visited a neighbor's farm to grab a more festive screenshot, but that would start me clicking on things and my failure would be complete.

I do not wish my failure to be complete. I have plenty more failing to do in Candy Crush Saga.