Sunday, March 22, 2009

Lord I Need Some Help LOOONG Time

I woke up with an itchy palm of the right hand this morning. I am left handed. In Korea it means something but my wife says she forgot...I told her it means it's time to make wild & crazy RUV to me! She says she forgot and to shut up the mouse (mouth) and get ready for church. Okay, I'm gettin ready for church and I'll pray for all of you but can anyone tell me what the itchy palm means in a Korean folk-lore frame of mind? Also, will I go to hell if I ask the good Lord for my wife to put out on the Sabbath? Just askin. Gotta go...I'll be back. Hope I don't have to delete this post.

o An itchy right palm means that you will receive money. An itchy left palm means you will have to give money.

o An itchy palm means your really aroused and can not control your bodily fluids, like if your left palm is itchy it means watch out cause your girl prolly gonna be bitchy. (This one comes from North Dakota.. ooofta)

o If your left palm and your butt are both itchy, then it's time for a bath with your camel.

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