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1. This weather, really, it’s just beautiful. I can’t even … I’m getting a little choked up here.

2. I came this close … THISCLOSE … to hitting a low-flying pigeon with my SUV on Seventh Street today, without even trying. The bastards are getting fat and slow, so why don’t we just start throwing Ho Hos on the street in the hopes that if the trans fats don’t get to their hearts first, my SUV will?

3. If you’re in need a dose of Troysus and The Furrowed Eyebrows of Sincerity …

4. Well he did it. 84-year-old Joe married that 22-year-old employee. That sound you hear is Joe wrestling with the cap of his Viagra bottle. Like my brother-in-law said, they’re both getting what they want. She’s getting money and he’s getting 22-year-old sex.

Thank you PittGirl for brightening my day Troysius is so dreamy I just want to take him and SHENANIGANS!!! Shenanigans on changing the subject, shenanigans on disabling comments, and shenanigans on breaking the unwritten rule about starting mentioning something and not finishing! Shen. Nan. Nigans.