Oh, tea is alright in its place (at four o'clock in the afternoon), but personally I prefer a cocktail before dinner (gin for preference) followed by a delightful moselle or chardonnay with dinner. I simply cannot manage without my hot toddy before retiring.

in our civilized society, tea drinking, as with so many other pursuits, should be done with elan, grace and just a touch of esprit de joie..&, i have no doubt, that ARR.ARR.ARR., as a gentleman pirate, will be a credit to proper tea-drinkers everywhere..

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Alex Pope is quite a card y'know m'lady Tanquerra...he can be quite drole from time to time. I wont easily forget the time when I approached him after a recital at Marble Hill House, he turned to me with that quisical look of his and said: "Who the F***ing Hell are you?"

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

If you could be so kind as to step this way Sir. Please follow me to your method of transportation. Dinner will be served at 5pm and you are the main course, please hurry as the sharks tend to get frightfully hungry at this time of day.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

May I bid thee hello and welcome Captain Bart. It is indeed nice to see you logged on to your computer this fine day. I have had a wonderful day in the office and now I sit here typing of my own volition.

May your time here be well spent. And beware of those Pirates, for they unruly chaps, that need a darn good talking to.

Well thankyou Capitan Dave and I think we found that description of how you spend your leisure time most enlightening. I myself like to get away from the office whenever I can, I do enjoy an Alfresco lunch or a soujourn in the Mall.

Tis true those Pirate chaps are a bunch of bounders and their speach is unutterably course.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.