25 Pickup Lines to Use on New Apple-Fan Dating Site Cupidtino

There’s a dating site for everything these days, so why not Apple fans? Ever since Steve Jobs lashed out at Adobe and the company announced it would be shutting down Lala, they (and by that we, like all other media types, also mean “we”) are practically a persecuted minority. Enter Cupidtino, the brand-new online portal for design-minded geeks who are better than everyone else. We’re so inspired by it that we’ve brainstormed 25 pickup lines to use on the Mac lover of your dreams. Add to it in the comments if you’re so inclined.

“Want to listen to my iTunes hookup playlist?”

“I like my men like I like my MacBooks: smooth, white, and easy to carry around.”

“My iPod’s a shuffle, but it’s no nano.”

“Your ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.”

“Renounce Adobe forever and I’ll Flash you.”

“I have designs on your graphics.”

“Forget phone sex. Have you ever had iPhone sex?”

“If the way you make me feel were an iPhone app, it would get banned from the store.”