“It’s right in the construction zone so it’s making a big mess out there,” Trooper John Corna said.

The bull rebuffed any notion of interruptus and police had to summon Pennsylvania Farm Bureau personnel. They coaxed the animals into custody.

In other news, while digging up the link to this amusing article using the search terms “cow sex road,” an article about the Queen’s diamond jubilee was the fifth result. I’m not sure what that’s about, but congratulations to her majesty nonetheless.