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Progression: G#, B, Em7, C
(spoken) This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep
G#BEm7C
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
G# (repeat for next line)
Me Neither
Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat Cleaver
G#BEm7C
The people in my life are like grains of sand
G#B
Cause they stick together
Em7
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole
CG#Em7G#C
If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish
G#B
A fish that's drowning
CG#
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Em7G#C
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
G#B
Come witness my crowning
C
Cause thoughts of mine
B
Must be a sign that I'm
G#
Hashtag Deep
Same progression as top:
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?)
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your
girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither!
G#BEm7C
The people in my life are like blades of grass
G#Em7B
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
CG#Em7G#C
Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend
G#B
Mmm, bitch it's like your being so selfish
CG#Em7G#CG#B
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then i must have an allergy to shellfish
CB
You don't know. How could you know
G#BEm7C
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag Deep