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'If it ain\'t broke. Get a bigger hammer.',
'Change is inevitable; progress is optional.',
'Do not attribute any action to malice that can be explained by stupidity.',
'The box said "Requires Windows 95, NT, or better", so I installed Linux.',
'You never get too old to learn a new way of being stupid!',
'If at first you don\'t succeed, you\'re running about average.',
'Mind over Matter: If you don\'t mind, it don\'t matter.',
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