Ok, so maybe 51-year-old Craig Gallo deserves to lose his motor vehicle and boating licenses for crashing his fishing vessel into the runway approach lights at Laguardia Airport. But at least he had a good reason.

A fishing boat smashed head on into runway approach lights at La Guardia Airport early Sunday after …
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Craig Gallo, 51, left the Arrow Yacht Club in Queens with James Benenato, 60, and Mary Ann Belson, also 60, for a moonlight cruise on Saturday night. Gallo's girlfriend was not present, the Post reports. About a dozen beers and significantly less clothing later, the boat crashed into a pier at the end of Laguardia's runway 22. Gallo had left the helm of his 28-foot boat for a threesome in the cabin. He failed to put down the anchor.