Happy 70th Birthday Israel! (Gag)

This is my 70th article for the Tribune, it was unintentional that this article is about the 70th Birthday of Israel.

Yesterday and today is Yom Ha’atzmaut or Israeli Independence Day. I don’t know what the Israelis think they are Independent from; they stole land from Palestinians who were kind enough to allow the jews to settle there during British occupation.

Israel is a welfare state and can’t legally call themselves a country, much less an independent country. Maybe saying happy birthday Israel is for legal reasons. I mean, goddamn, Israel is 70 years old now, so it is time they get a job and pay their own way. Why can’t they make a viable country for themselves without getting billions in foreign aid from the United States taxpayers, and G-d knows where else.

Furthermore, Israel has no natural resources to offer the world, but are on a Jehovah ordained mission to own every blade of grass, every drop of water and even to have a monopoly over the air we all breathe.

By the way, the NWO gang gave Israel an early gift on April the 13th.

Israel is working feverishly to topple another nation, and Westerners will pick up the slack by allowing the refugees of Syria with chips on their shoulders into our nations, to undermine our ethnic White majority nations. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

I don’t recognize the state of Israel so I’m not bringing a gift, unless PM Benjamin Netanyahu wants a recipe book on how to make Pruno (Toilet Wine) before he goes to prison for his four scandals. I’ll bend my principles for that.