Darth Vader wants you to know he’s the candidate you’re looking for

First there were photoshopped images of Teletubbies and Richard Simmons. Then there was Second City’s parody that asked why American continued to elect heterosexual godfearing politicians even though they had gotten the country involved in seemingly endless wars and an economic meltdown.

That was then.

Now there’s a new parody of Rick Perry’s highly controversial ad, which argued that the end of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ is just one more example of what’s wrong in America and claimed that President Obama had launched a war against religion, featuring everyone’s favorite Sith Lord, Darth Vader.

Here’s the transcript:

I’m am not ashamed to admit that I am a Sith.

You don’t need to be choking people to death everyday to know there’s something wrong in the galaxy when troopers who can’t shoot a womp rat serve in our military but our children can openly celebrate destroying a technological terror the size of a moon.

As emperor, I’ll end the rebellion’s war on the Empire. The Dark Side made the Empire strong and cutting off my suntan will make it strong again.