In Michelle Bachmann's mind, the soundtrack is a continual loop of "Turkey in the Straw," and cartoon bald eagles do constant battle with 1920s drawings of black people while dodos hit things with mallets.

Of all the things to get snobby about, meat and other animal parts which have purposfully been rendered unindentifiable in order not to cause a "gag on sight" reflex in the would-be eater are what we're being snobby about?

Ankle and sinus and snout and tendon and anus and ear wax, and intestinal juices all emulsified into a pinkish paste so as not to cause the eater to question what he's about to ingest -- THAT'S the thing we're getting snobby about what gets put on top of it!? You can eat all the diaphram and testicle and beak and trimmings and gullet and random bits of organ you want, as long as you don't apply a vinegar and tomato sauce to the top of it. This is the hill upon which the food snobs want to plant their flag?

"You can eat all the asshole you want, but you put ketchup on that, it's fightin' time!" Really? Because that's beyond stupid, even putting aside why it would be a big offense to begin with.

Pick something you can at least identify to get snobby about, like steak or beer or wine -- or even bread. Hell, the difference between average bread and really good bread is farking huge. The differences are enormous. In fact, I'd argue that you'd be on way firmer culinary ground being snobby about the goddam bun than you would the tube of cured and heavily salted unknown maybe-meat inside of it...

"Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.

fusillade762:"Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.

Funnily enough, according to HER OWN MYTHOLOGY, she deserves to be put to death for being a false prophet.

fusillade762:"Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice," she continued. "Maranatha, come Lord Jesus, his day is at hand. When we see up is down and right is called wrong, when this is happening, we were told this; these days would be as the days of Noah."

That this woman is allowed to hold any political authority greater than that of a dog catcher is terrifying.

Just think, based on polling done in the 2012 primaries, there are literally millions of American citizens who look at Michele Bachmann and think "That woman needs to have command and control of our nuclear arsenal and make decisions that potentially affect the future of the human race."

That fact should make even Krinkles the Cereal Clown erupt in violent terror-shiats.

Lots of things seem to happen in Michelle Bachmans mind.and her law degree probably told her that if she says, "in my mind..." before ever stupid thing she says, she can't be sued for libel. she is saying "the laws and Congress in my head are so way out of whack that everything the President does, in my mind, is impeachable by the voices, in my mind"