Ev'rybody's wondering why the ravens fan felt compelled,
To brag and lie in the forum,with his every other word misspelled,
He lost the wager, and then he went away
But when Slim the Cucumber gets here,
Is avatar will be real gay .
He'll be sad, He'll' be grim
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Slim.

He's 5'4 and toothless, and is covered in bad tattoo's
He compensates for lack of balls, by drinking poor man's booze
He's probably 'neath the trees,'cause his owl-dog is on a limb
But when Slim the Cucumber gets back,
We will all make fun of him.
We can all laugh, We will all grin,
But we might not ever see the mighty Slim again.

His wife looks like Steve Buscemi, She's a real attractive guy,
She can use a urinal, but Slim cant figure out why.
She knows why they're always broke, 'cause Slim's got whisky-breath
But when Slim the Cucumber gets here,
Lets ask how she affords Meth.
Is it a her, is it a him?
If you know, please tell the mighty Slim.

-Elizabeth Barrett Lambert

HometownGal

06-28-2009, 10:30 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!! :laughing::rofl::toofunny: Excellent! :drink:

Since Timpleton lost his bet, whenever you are ready to award him with his new avy, just send it to me and I will put it up. :chuckle:

Sad thing is - Timwit really is an OK guy. He's just a Chinese lunch special short of the eggroll :screwy: :laughing:

lamberts-lost-tooth

06-28-2009, 10:36 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!! :laughing::rofl::toofunny: Excellent! :drink:

The bad thing is that I have that stupid song stuck in my head now!!!:doh:

Since Timpleton lost his bet, whenever you are ready to award him with his new avy, just send it to me and I will put it up. :chuckle:

Excellent!!!!!

Sad thing is - Timwit really is an OK guy. He's just a Chinese lunch special short of the eggroll :screwy: :laughing:

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

MACH1

06-28-2009, 12:58 PM

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Nice!!!

tony hipchest

06-28-2009, 01:10 PM

steve buscemi!?!?! :toofunny: hilarious!

lmao@ "owl-dog" out on a limb.

(those were my 2 favorite lines) good work. :thumbsup:

Galax Steeler

06-29-2009, 06:21 AM

Funny!!:rofl::rofl:

tony hipchest

07-20-2009, 06:45 PM

insane clown posse wrote a song about slim cumber. i was gonna post it but it just wouldnt be right (and would probably be immediately removed). but you can read it here-