I also liked when Norm was being interviewed by Abigail Hilton and Bryan Lincoln of the Fullcast Podcast, in reference to the necessity of sound effects he said something along the lines of, "Sometimes, you just don't have a goat." I got a kick out of it

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According to my brother he's actually recited a good part of that Breast cancer awareness month monologue in his class. Never heard how it ended.

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Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/

bamtracy2 wrote:I'm loving the Drabblecast, especially the intros and outros. Crakced up this week with "I'm just looking for a girl without pepper spray. I'm like, crazy allergic to that stuff or something."

Yeah, but Norm's missing out. If you don't have: copious tears, inflamed sinuses, and trouble breathing, then it's not a "serious" relationship. (Plus you've got to have years of torment to makes those few moments of pleasure stand out.)

"We, the human race, the greatest thing since like, way way before sliced bread. When men cubed their bread, or sold it in frisbee like discs to be tossed back and forth at festivals. Before native americans showed the early settlers at Plymouth how to properly tube their bread. Before the elegant and ostentatious "bread cone" came to be symbolically identified with the bourgeois French ruling class. Before bread was smoked by the Chinese or spun into soggy dollops by the early Etruscans. Before bread was just a 2 dimensional concept that people could do nothing but draw on crusty parchment and dream about... that's how great we are."

Also,
"I adopted a highway once, because I can't have a biological highway, because I'm, you know, a dude."

And I can't remember if it was on Drabblecast or an Escapepod intro, but
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Because inside a dog it's too dark."

"Remember reading Cinderella when you were a kid and being like... wait, so a despotic prince has a foot fetish and forces all female citizens in the kingdom to basically undergo mandatory DNA testing and everyone is cool with this?"