Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Dear Mr. Hawking,

after reading your latest interviews, I’ve come to the conclusion that you are nothing but a marionette of television producers. In order to promote yet another show full of Komputer generated tracking shots of the universe while spheric music is playing, you Mr. Hawking do not hesitate to fan fear, as long as the money comes in. Aliens, you say, probably exist, but we shouldn’t contact them, because they would presumably be like nomads with the goal to exploit our Earth. The real reason, I suppose, is that you couldn’t stand it to have creatures on this very planet, who are much smarter than you. They could even laugh about your – in their eyes – childish theories, for example the Hawking Hole. Instead, make a show about something that you really understand, like wheels.

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

The only vibrating strings in this universe are the ones on your mom’s blouse as I’m banging her from behind. FORWARD REVERSE FORWARD REVERSE FORWARD REVERSE FORWARD REVERSE

Seriously, I don’t think you should get your hopes up for a theory of everything like string. But it’s pretty convenient. A quantum system within the framework of string theory can help explain the existence of certain things like dark energy.

Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

swine Posted:

Haha. I can’t stop reading his posts in that damned robotic voice.

Me neither.

male reproductive organmelon Posted:

Hey Stephen, sup.

nm

I was pretty drunk last night if you couldn’t tell. I keep meaning to lay off the sauce, but then I see the bottle of scotch and I’m like “nah.” What’re they gonna do? Fire the smartest man in the world? lol