OK THIS IS THE FUCKING FAMOUS VIDEO MASH UP PROJECT. A LONG TIME AGO WHEN I FIRST STARTED ALTERED BEATS I ASKED SOME OF THE SUSPECT VIDEO STAFF IF THEY COULD HELP ME FIND SOME TALENTED PERSON TO EDIT AND MASH TOGETHER TONS AND TONS OF AWESOME CRAZY JAPANESE ACTION MOVIES AND COOL / DARK JAPANESE ANIMATION. I THINK IT WAS A GUY WHO WORKS THERE NAMED ZACK WHO INTRODUCED ME TO EOIN HARRIS. I THINK THIS IS EOIN ON IMDB EOIN HARRIS SHORTLY AFTER THAT I SENT A NICE LETTER TO THE OWNER'S OF SUSPECT VIDEO LEWIS CERIZ AND GUY CALLED MERRIL ASKING FOR A SPONSORSHIP WITH SUSPECT VIDEO FOR MY NIGHT ALTERED BEATS. THEY SAID YES AND ME AND EOIN WERE ALLOWED TO GET FREE MOVIES FROM SUSPECT. EOIN WOULD TAKE OUT MOVIES AND EDIT THEM AND I WOULD ALSO TAKE OUT MOVIES AND I WOULD FIND THINGS I WOULD LIKE HIM TO USE IN THE MASH UPS. I DID NOT HAVE A GOOD COMPUTER OR ANY COMPUTER SKILLS OR VIDEO EDITING SKILLS WAY BACK AT THAT TIME BUT I WOULD USE A DVD PLAYER AND A VCR TO TAKE SAMPLES AND THEN GIVE THEM TO EOIN TO EDIT. I REMEMBER DROPPING OFF VHS TAPES IN HIS MAILBOX BECAUSE HE DID NOT LIVE FAR FROM ME ON BATHURST STREET IN TORONTO.

OK WELL ANY FUCKING WAYS HERE THEY ARE! THESE WERE ALL ORIGINALLY ON VHS. A LONG TIME AGO I USED THE PROGRAM I THINK STUDIO 8 TO TRANSFER THESE INTO DVDR DISKS SO I COULD PLAY THEM IN MY DVD PLAYER AND PROJECT THEM ONTO A SCREEN WITH A LCD PROJECTOR. A FEW WEEKS AGO I GOT MYSELF A SERIOUS BAD ASS COMPUTER AND I USED THE PROGRAM AUTOGK AKA GORDIAN KNOT AND I TURNED THE DVDR'S INTO .AVI FILES. I HAVE UPLOADED ALL THE FILES ON TO THESE VEOH ACCOUNTS. I WAS HAVING SOME TROUBLE UPLOADING TWO FILES THAT CAME ON CDR'S THAT EOIN CALLED " AB1 " AND " AB2 " THEY WERE ORIGINALLY IN .M1V FORMAT. BUT I MANAGED TO GET THEM UPLOADED TO THE IAMPROTEUS VEOH ACCOUNT. ALMOST THE WHOLE VIDEO MASH UP PROJECT IS HERE ACCEPT FOR SOME MISSING PARTS OF THE LEAP YEAR TAPE AND THE PROTEUS 1 TAPE. I THINK I AM GOING TO TRY AND PROGRAM TMPGEnc AND SEE IF THAT WILL WORK. WELL ANYWAYS THEY ARE ALMOST ALL HERE ON THESE VEOH ACCOUNTS. FEEL FREE TO WATCH THEM, DOWNLOAD THEM AND SEND THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS.

I AM ALSO THINKING ABOUT MAYBE HOSTING THE .AVI FILES ON ONE OF MY SERVERS AND ALSO MAYBE SEEING IF I CAN CHOP UP THE FILES INTO 10 MINUTES SEGMENTS AND UPLOAD THEM TO YOUTUBE. IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT E-MAIL ME AT proteus@alteredbeats.ca ALSO I MIGHT GIVE THESE FILES TO PEOPLE WHO MIGHT WANT TO MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS FOR ME. WE WILL SEE........

OK SO ( DRUM ROLL ) HERE THEY FUCKING ARE! A LOT OF LOVE AND WORK WENT INTO THESE FOR A LONG TIME. THEY ARE PRETTY AWESOME! BACK WHEN I USE TO DRINK .. I WOULD DRINK BEER AND WATCH THESE AND THROW MY ARMS AND HANDS OUT TOWARDS THE SCREEN IN SOME KIND OF BIZARRE UBER-DENIAL I ~ HATE ~ REALITY TYPE MENTAL EUPORIA ... OK WATCH THEM AND ENJOY... I WOULD ALSO MAYBE LIKE TO TRY AND JUST STREAM THESE MYSELF. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? DO YOU HAVE TO SET UP A "USTREAM" ACCOUNT OR IS THAT JUST FOR CAM WHORES?

OK WELL THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF ME.... HERE YOU GO. I MIGHT EVEN ASK EOIN IF HE WANTS TO MAKE SOME MORE OF THESE. I HAVE ADOBE PREMIERE PRO CS3 & SONY MOVIE STUDIO PLATINUM 9.O ... I SHOULD LEARN TO EDIT VIDEO. I WOULD MAKE A DAMN GOOD MOVIE ONE DAY. FUCK I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE TRAKTOR....

ALSO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IN ODER TO WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEOS HERE ON VEOH YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD A SPECIAL PROGRAM SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM. TRUST ME THIS PROGRAM IS 100 PERCENT SAFE. THERE IS NO MALWARE, SPYWEAR AT ALL. I AM VERY PARANOID AND I WAS TOLD BY LIKE 8 PEOPLE THAT THIS IS SAFE. DON'T WORRY YOU CAN TRUST THIS SITE. I HAVE DOWNLOADED THE PLAYER, THE UPLOADER AND I HAVE SOME FIREFOX EXTENSIONS FROM VEOH AND I DO NOT MIND THEM AT ALL. ALSO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE VIDEOS ONTO YOUR HARD DRIVE. THE PROGRAM YOU HAVE TO INSTALL IS "VEOH WEB PLAYER BETA" INSTALL THAT AND YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEOS AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM. THIS IS A VERY AWESOME PROJECT. HAVE FUN !!

BLOGGER

LAST.FM

OK I WILL BE HONEST LAST FM SORT OF CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME. I MAY NEVER TAKE THE TIME TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT. IF THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS WHO IS REALLY GOOD WITH LAST FM AND UNDERSTANDS ALL THE FEATURES AND SHIT THEN PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT proteus@alteredbeats.ca AND EXPLAIN THE SHIT TO ME. IT TOOK ME FOREVER BUT I FINALLY GOT SOME MP3'S TO STREAM ON THIS FUCKING SITE. THERE ARE LIKE TWO SEPARATE SITES OR URL'S FOR MY LAST FM ONE IS JUST SOME BULLSHIT AND SOME OF MY ARTICLES, THE OTHER ONE IS FOR STREAMING MUSIC AND THERE IS ONE FOR MY BIOGRAPHY.

I AM GOING TO TRY AND RELAX AND READ MORE ABOUT THIS WEBSITE AND TRY AND MAKE A MORE PROFESSIONAL LOOKING PAGE BUT WHATEVER. I AM GOING TO SEE HOW MANY MP3'S I CAN UPLOAD TO THIS SITE. ANYWAYS HERE ARE THE LINKS

FLICKR

ALTEREDBEATS

COSPLAY GIRLS

MY COLLECTION OF COSPLAY GIRLS IS IN THIS FLICKER ACCOUNT. I MADE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A MORBID CURIOSITY IF THEY ARE ANY PEOPLE WITH FLICKR ACCOUNTS WHO MIGHT HAVE PHOTOS OF COSPLAY GIRLS WHO ARE WORTHY TO ADD TO THIS COLLECTION. THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO PUT TOGETHER AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN DID THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ANYWAYS HERE IT IS. WATCH IT IN A PRETTY SIDESHOW

THE

SIXTY

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A LONG TIME AGO I WENT THOUGH LIKE A MILLION MYPSACE ACCOUNTS OF GODSGIRLS AND SUICIDE GIRLS AND A FEW WHO ARE NOT EITHER. I MADE A COLLECTION OF ALMOST 300 PICS THAT ALL I THINK ARE VERY FUCKING COOL. THERE IS NO NUDITY IN ANY OF THEM AND I THINK THEY ARE ALL FUCKING AWESOME. EQUAL PARTS STYLISH AND SEXY. THEY ARE ALL IN THIS ZOOMER ACCOUNT. HAVE FUN.

BUBBLESHARE

OK FLICKR HAS A 200 PHOTO LIMIT AND I JUST DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT ZOOMER WORKED. I FOUND THIS SITE CALLED BUBBLESHARE AND IT'S FUCKING PERFECT!

IT'S SO SIMPLE JUST CLICK ON THE ALBUM AND THEN USE THE FORWARD OR BACK BUTTON TO NAVIGATE THE PICS OR USE THE SCROLLBAR THING TO BROWSE ALL THE LITTLE ICONS AT THE BOTTOM. NO FUCKING "ZIPLINE" OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT LIKE FUCKING ZOOMER. CHECK OUT MY AWESOME ALTERED BEATS GIRLS, COSPLAY GIRLS, ALTERED BEATS POSTERS AND FLYERS AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST SOME PICS OF ME PROTEUS !