I doubt anyone has ever truly played this game (and it’s hardly productive), but many of us have found ourselves in a meeting where the conditions are perfect for buzzword bingo. Let’s give it a try now.

How many buzzwords can you find in the following example:

If we have some extra bandwidth while we’re circling the wagons, perhaps we could piggy-back a little morale booster to add value to the meeting and get our arms around the bigger picture. It’s not reinventing the wheel, but if we commit to best practice, this paradigm shift could push the envelope and ramp up to be a win-win situation with a strategic fit that lands us on the fast track towards proactive thinking outside the box.

(Just writing that made my head buzz.)

Do you have any favorite buzzwords? Do some make you laugh? Do some make you cringe? Let’s “bat this around” for a while.

Speaking of buzzword toys, check out CapsuleCEO for the iPhone/Android (www.capsuleceo.com). It’s GREAT for you office-types! It’s basically a buzzword phrase generator that makes you look smarter than you actually are (I can’t tell you how many times it’s saved my ass when the boss demanded something immediately). Great stuff.

-Win-win
-Monetize
-ROI
-Bullet points
-Evaluate penetration (You would be surprised how often this is used outside the porn industry)
-Capture
-Optimization
-Paradigm shift (Already mentioned but a beautiful phrase nonetheless)

My absolute favourite that my former boss used to use almost once a day.

“open the kimono”

Always made me chuckle just a bit. In fact, I would incite him to say based on our conversation. I would say something like “we should get to the bottom of that issue”. And he would agree and then drop his favourite buzz phrase.

Peter North on the 26th June

That is a terrific one; I just looked it up.

Perhaps if you can’t play “Buzzword Bingo” you could play “Buzzword Bait,” and see if you can lead a meeting or conversation towards certain buzzwords.

It would be a great way to featurize and relanguage any sort of information touchpoint.

That kimono one is new to me… one that I hate is “reach out to” – as in, Meg, why don’t you reach out to the marketing director. Perhaps she can provide some insight through meaningful dialogue.” Oh, and “deliverables.” GAH.