…Restaurants charge for tap water @ $2.50/serving
....a picture is now worth only 200 words.
…Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
…you now get a free bank with the purchase of a toaster oven.
…Kim Kardashian only spent $25 000 on her wedding dress.
....You stay in your backyard for vacations, drinking alone.
....Mexicans drive to US to shop for groceries.
....You sell half of your couch via yard sales.

…jury duty is now considered a good-paying job.
…banks are now mailing us pre-declined credit cards.
…African TV now shows ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.
…when you order a burger at McDonald’s, the kid asks, “Can you afford fries with that?”
…CEOs are playing miniature golf.
…ATMs now give IOUs!
…Mormon polygamists now only have one wife.
…if your the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you ask if they mean you or them.