Dinosaur Mountain

Escape onto Dinosaur Mountain, a never-ending ski-hill full of dinosaurs and magic, where anything can happen!
Dr. Maverick Branderdash stole a mobile home from the bank and now the cops are after him! In a bid to escape, he unwittingly skis down Dinosaur Mountain. This strange mountain will challenge his instincts, his morals, and the strength of his psyche. Will nonsense-poetry eat his mind? Will he allow the tyrannical Giant Candycane to rule the slopes? Will Detective Trent drag Maverick to jail? Will the doctor ever find a way off Dinosaur Mountain?

RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)