The taste is sweet and delectable to my taste buds, but I am aware of the consequences (sweet on the lips, forever on the hips). I want that double triple uber German chocolate cake. It's visually appealing as well. It must be exponentially high in caloric, sugary content. I'm not willing to spend that many hours on the treadmill to burn off that many calories. So I'll have to pass and instead satiate my taste buds via Mother Nature's candies. The options are limited, yet abundant. You decide. Should I consume a watermelon, banana, cactus pear, or mango? I will be happy with any selection/suggestion you provide.

Interesting dilemma.
My personal advice would be to stare at this chocolate cake for 30, 40 minutes or even more.
Never blink and yell at him, insult him. You have to pour an insane amount of hatred towards this cake.
One hour later, each one of your cells will despise this cake and you wouldn't eat it even if it was sugar free.

At the press conference I was asked a really good question - they asked if I thought Martina Hingis helped me to win this tournament last year by beating Maria Sharapova in the semifinals. I said "Don't you think so?"

The taste is sweet and delectable to my taste buds, but I am aware of the consequences (sweet on the lips, forever on the hips). I want that double triple uber German chocolate cake. It's visually appealing as well. It must be exponentially high in caloric, sugary content. I'm not willing to spend that many hours on the treadmill to burn off that many calories. So I'll have to pass and instead satiate my taste buds via Mother Nature's candies. The options are limited, yet abundant. You decide. Should I consume a watermelon, banana, cactus pear, or mango? I will be happy with any selection/suggestion you provide.

Whenever I see a guy eat a banana, sitting on the sand dunes with his shirt off, wind going through his hair and as he slowly eats it carefully not to bite it, I can't help but wonder... wouldn't the banana taste a bit sandy?

So I'd definitely chose the banana.

__________________ Thank you for everything Mercedes, now please be nice to Socrates for me, perhaps fetch him a bird or two. We love you, always.

The taste is sweet and delectable to my taste buds, but I am aware of the consequences (sweet on the lips, forever on the hips). I want that double triple uber German chocolate cake. It's visually appealing as well. It must be exponentially high in caloric, sugary content. I'm not willing to spend that many hours on the treadmill to burn off that many calories. So I'll have to pass and instead satiate my taste buds via Mother Nature's candies. The options are limited, yet abundant. You decide. Should I consume a watermelon, banana, cactus pear, or mango? I will be happy with any selection/suggestion you provide.