I’m Rarely Speechless, But Hannah Polites Just Made My Jaw Break With This Insane Bikini Pic

And then there was one—as in, one girl who rises above the rest and proves that she is, without a doubt, the sexiest of them all. Her name is Hannah Polites and, oh my goodness, I want to wife this chick up so bad.

She’s absolutely perfect, bros, with a smile that could light up a room and a body that’s, well, I’ll let you see for yourself.

My family was asking for my Christmas List today, so I’ll just go ahead and put Hannah Polites as my first, second and third thing that I want waiting for me under the tree—especially if she’s in a bikini.