The story of the Ninja has been revealed in a recently unearthed relic! These chips are covered in an ancient illegible scrawl known as Wingdings. It will take our experts some time to translate them, but we'll make sure to keep this updated.

As it has always been, Kows do not simply start as Ninjas (see quotes above). They must be trained in the Ninja arts!

Abandoned and alone, the Kow wandered the countryside until he met his future teachers, Matt Parker and Trey Stone. The dynamic duo trained the Kow, creating a master at causing mental anguish to his enemies.