Police in South Bristol just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin,...

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean spied a ship in distress. Follow me, son, the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. First we swim around them a few times with just...

Four blokes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot Two days before they are due to leave, Daves wife puts her foot down and tells him hes not going...

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, I think Im gonna divorce my wife. She hasnt spoken to me in over 2 months. Earl continues...

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on...

Sister Katherine Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, Sister, this is a silent Monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so....

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. Id like to buy a horth, he says to the owner of the farm. What sort of horse? said the owner. A female horth the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare....

A man walks into a restaurant and orders squid. Certainly Sir, says Gervaise the waiter, Would you like to choose your squid from the tank over there? Ill have that little green one with the moustache says...