Welcome to the quarter century club, some of what you can look forward to:

-A decreased confidence level.-Being attracted to girls way younger than you and not realizing that's pervy.-Watching the Olympics and feeling like you wasted your life because kids 10 years younger than you are participating.-A decreased metabolic rate.-This is the year where your fast twitch muscle tissue starts disappearing if you don't use it.-More and more suspicion of whether you will ever marry.-Being home from your mission long enough to graduate from college but realizing you still haven't.-Not understanding youth and hip clothes they sell at the mall.-Decreased car insurance rates.-Ability to rent a car.