Middle Aged Lady Child Actor Back On Morning Television

Exactly seven months ago today, Michelle Collins posteda video on this internet website that blew all of our minds. A child actor named Reed Alexander from Nickelodeon’s iCarly appeared on the Today Show for a segment in which he cooked a healthy meal and generally acted like a 52 year old cat lady with a subscription to Martha Stewart’s Living. How this kid is not all of your aunts is unbelievable. Today he was back on the Today Show abbreviating guacamole by saying guac and constantly making you think about a purse filled with sugar free hard candy.

Wow. This is impressive for the same reason the Awesome Voice Homeless Guy was impressive. Except for much less so and in a creepier way.