Gary Coleman: Secretly married a redhead, lost his virginity. Um, yeah. [Page Six]

Blind item! "Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and 'escape.'" [Gatecrasher]

Paris Hilton's little brother Barron was busted for DUI and guess who wouldn't bail him out? Paris apparently told him he needed to learn a lesson. [TMZ]

Carla Bruni on her romance with French prez Nicolas Sarkozy: "They tell me that it all was too rapid... It was immediate. For us, it even seemed slow. Lovers, you know, have their own sense of time... I wished to marry him right away." [People]

Actor Diego Luna is off the market! He married his girlfriend Camilla Sodi in Mexico City last week. Fortunately, he continues to be smoking hot. [ONTD]

Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was seen picking out a candy-covered Valentine's Day card that read "I can't (bear) to be without you" — there were gummy bears where "bear" was. [Mirror]

Tilda Swinton, 47, has a paramour named Sandro Kopp, 29. He met Swinton when he played a centaur in the Chronicles Of Narnia film. But Swinton also has a long-term partner, John Byrne, 67. Apparently they all live together with Swinton's ten-year-old twins, though no one dishes about the sleeping arrangements. [Daily Mail]

Scarlett Johansson says she'll never go to paparazzi-plagued L.A. hotspot The Ivy: "I don't care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines — I think they're hideous and the downfall of society." [MSNBC]

Oh, and Scarlett's CD will be released on May 20. Tom Waits approved the covers she did of his songs, and David Bowie sings on a couple of tracks. [Reuters]

Shakira donated a bejeweled bra for a charity auction, and a fan paid $3,000 for it. The money goes to Shaki's Bare Feet Foundation, which is constructing a school for impoverished kids in Colombia. [LA Times]

Josh Kelley says being married to Katherine Heigl is "unbelievable." [People]