Cyanide & Happiness Ninja Keychain/Bottle Opener

1000

Ever feel like your keys could use someone to look after 'em? Well, you've just the right guy! This ninja fella is in position and ready for action! No matter where you take your keys, you can now rest assured that this shiny, metal ninja warrior will be right there to watch over your keys, and make you look oh-so badass.

Did we mention this lil' fella's mighty ninja legs open bottles? Because they do.