..lil bit. If you were one of my closer guy friends I'd probably just put my hand on the general nipple area while trying to make it as awkward as physically possible. All obsessive girlfriend wide eyed and what not.

I had a friend in school who would tell me when his got hard, which is what made me start myself, but we stopped being friends when one day he told his girlfriend and I went to pinch (as it was obligatory) and accidentally got his girl instead... Cool guy. Miss him. I am out of hockey gifs.

I just love the thought of it. You went to pinch your friends nipple, somehow veered completely off course and pinched his girlfriends nipple and he was just like "Right, now that you've pinched my girlfriends nipple, I can no longer know you."

That's essentially how it was. We didn't get into a fight at all. He looked at me, looked at her, and stood up. She looked at me, looked at him, and stood up. They walked out together and I haven't spoken to either since. I've seen him and waved, but he just gave me that look and ignored me and my beautifully written love letters.