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Celebrity Matchmaker: Aziz Ansari

Hey Kat, why the long face? This voluptuous Hollywood starlet seems to always play the sulking, angsty teenager in movies, probably because she has perfected that sour-puss mug. We think it would benefit her immensely to date someone whose life's work revolves around making people laugh. And this would be a bonus for Aziz, who could practice breaking her scowl with his new stand-up routine on a tough audience. Tit for tat, right? (No pun intended.)