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Sunday, July 31, 2016

Breaking News

BREAKING MIAMI NEWS: An autistic young adult in his 20's was killed in a tragic car accident earlier this evening, he was seen speeding at nearly 117mph flailing his arms around before crashing into what is believed to be a 2016 Dodge Charger. His Mother Enza had this to say "I will always miss my autistic son, he was such a special young man, I will no longer have anyone to spot my bench press"