January Jones’ Son’s Birth Certificate Reveals Baby Daddy Is Still A Mystery

The birth certificate for January Jones’ newborn son has hit the interwebs, and despite every tabloid this side of Perez Hilton foaming at the mouth to know who his father is, his identity remains a mystery. January is the only parent listed on lil’ Xander Dane’s birthday certificate — and why shouldn’t it be? It sounds like January plans on raising her son solo and I’m sure she’ll do a kick ass job at it.

(Besides, if Jeremy Piven fathered my child following a regrettable one-night stand, I would want to keep it hush-hush too. I kid! Actually, TMZ says one of the people who is rumored to be Xander’s potential pops is some actor named Xander Berkeley, but I think that’s too obvious and is just designed to throw us off the scent off the real [completely unproven and unsubstantiated except by the voices in my head] dad, Michael Fassbender.) [TMZ]