Really? A photo of a woman smiling vaguely in the middle of a paparazzi pack is what freedom looks like? So, not that video of lab chimps seeing sunlight for the first time after 30 years of medical testing?

The gossip website reported the final straw for Holmes was Cruise's decision to send their six-year-old daughter Suri to a "hardcore" Scientologist boot camp called Sea Organisation.

The boot camp teaches the highest levels of Scientology to children as young as five, who are sent there without their parents, TMZ reported.

According to a copy of a Sea Organisation contractpublished by the Los Angeles Times in 2005, members agree to commit to it for one billion years. One. billion. years. That is actually pretty hardcore.