Visalia, CA -- Congressman Devin Nunes’ supposedly shocking declassified memo is not playing well back in his home state of California. Wife Elizabeth Nunes is not surprised by the lack of substance in the letter.

“It’s a nothingburger. Been there, done that,” Mrs. Nunes uttered as she rolled her eyes. “Short and forgettable. And boring. Sounds just like my Devin.” Mrs. Nunes has not seen her husband since the congressional holiday recess and is not in a hurry to welcome him back.

“You know that vapid, flat look that Devin always has in his eyes. It works even better in bed, really.” She continued, “since Trump came into his life, I’ve rarely seen him, late nights at the office. Always away on business. Talking about his new friend from work Donald. Hmm?”

Jordan Friedberg is a writer and humorist based in New York City. Currently the editor of Flake News, he has previously written professionally for Sony and YAI in Manhattan. He voices the character Moe Flake and all the other characters featured in videos throughout the Flake News site. Follow on Twitter @theflakenews.

Jordan Friedberg is a writer and humorist based in New York City. Currently the editor of Flake News, he has previously written professionally for Sony and YAI in Manhattan. He voices the character Moe Flake and all the other characters featured in videos throughout the Flake News site. Follow on Twitter @theflakenews.