The horrid smelling urine that comes after eating mass amounts of aspargus. The scent is usually strong enough to kill an elephant. If enough asparagus has been ingested, the aspara-piss may in fact be green.

Dude, I thought that party was going great. Why did everyone dip so early??

Miguel had a bad case of aspara-piss. We couldnt contain it to the bathroom. Nobody wanted to be in that gas chamber of a house anymore.