Want to Win $300? I Bet I Know Someone Who Doesn't

I can think of worse ways to earn $300 than by competing in November 1st's third annual Runway Walkoff, an amateur catwalking competition featuring categories like "Atmospheric Drama," "Uptempo/Urgency!" and "Caution: Restrictivewear." But I bet I know some people who can't. In fact I probably know some people in this very office who would pay $300 to avoid even the vicarious embarrassment of having to watch it. Furthermore, I may even be tempted to suggest it warrants the temporary return of this column. However, it's not technically up to me, especially since I will conveniently be on the other side of the equator when it occurs. But... maybe you can convince them?