Cousin Eddie Quotes from Christmas Vacation

Here the information is mentioned about Cousin Eddie Quotes from Christmas Vacation as well as about the role of Cousin Eddie in the movie Christmas Vacation (1989). Cousin Eddie’s genres role are comedy, adventure and romance. Cousin Eddie Johnson character is played by Randy Quaid.

In starting of Christmas Vacation (1989) movie, Griswolds are preparing for the Christmas and family seasonal celebration. Clark Griswolds’s unexpected family guests worsen his continual bad luck. In those guests, Cousin Eddie is also there. But Clark manages all and he knows that his Christmas bonus is due soon. The arrival of uninvited cousin Eddie with his family in his home was a big event. Cousin Eddie decides to top off all presents with his very own special creation because of to bring a real reason to be jolly.

Cousin Eddie Quotes from Christmas Vacation:

[Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet into the sewer drain] Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

Clark, I’d like to try to fumigate this here chair. If you don’t mind my askin’, how much did she set you back?

Over here? Well this is nothin. But here, well if you dent this, my hair just isn’t gonna look right.

They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

He’s cute ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in ‘im. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it’s best to just let ‘im finish.

If that cat had nine lives she just spent ’em all!

[walks in with a bound and gagged Mr. Shirley tied with a big red ribbon] Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark. [to Mr. Shirley] You about ready to do some kissing?

Cousin Eddie, an American actor and comedian is most famous for his roles in the National Lampoons Vacation movies, Independence Day (1996), Kingpin (1996), Brokeback Mountain (2005), and the CBS miniseries Elvis (2005). the Golden Globe Award has been won by him as well as he has been nominated for the Academy Award, Emmy Award and BAFTA Award.