May 13, 2008

Now THIS Is a Serious Problem

Lately, I've become increasingly concerned about Dr. Daniel Jonas and Chelsea Brady. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. It's clear to anyone with eyesight, and a sense of shame. There can be no disagreement about the wrongness involved. It's just indisputable.

Right? It's so obvious:

Their hair is fug.

Rachel Melvin's haircut is one of those that you catch a glimpse of and you think
you must have seen it wrong. Like, obviously she must just have it
pulled back in a too-messy bun, or the camera just caught her at a bad
angle.

But no. That's actually it. What in the effing eff is that effedupedness?! What are those pieces in the front? What is the
possible logic in that? Did her stylist say something really offensive halfway through the cut, necessitating a quick escape in a fit of righteous indignation? Or is this what we have to look forward to now that 98% of women in this country have realized that no, they cannot pull off the Posh bob?

Why do genetically blessed people insist on sullying themselves?

Speaking of which, Shawn Christian is, as I think I may have
mentioned, the tiniest bit totally freaking hot. I'm even starting to like the character of Daniel a
bit more now that he's dialed back the surfer-speak a bit. However:

Is the good doctor morally opposed to a nice trim, especially on the
sides? (And no, there was nothing dirty in that sentence. Ew. This storyline clearly has done bad things to your brain.)

I was in college during the grunge era and let me share a little secret with the guys out there: You got laid in spite of
your hair, not because of it. We were all kind of wasted and
mesmerized by Pearl Jam, and desperate to get out of our ugly torn
jeans and flannel shirts. We were willing to overlook a lot. But Singles was 15 years ago, my hirsute friends. Ditch the Flowbee and get thee to a salon.

This guy is supposed to be a famous surgeon. I don't even care if
this cut is designed to be in character because Daniel wishes he were a
beach bum; it's distracting from Shawn Christian's hotness, and that is
not okay. I just keep looking at those little flippy pieces on the side and
start pondering the state of hairdressing in America and I lose all
track of the storyline (probably a good thing -- hey, this is a
brilliant plan!). But between the hair and the icky
pursuing-his-patient-who-is-half-his-age things I start to wonder what
the hell I'm supposed to see in this creep and then I --

Comments

Sorry, but the site of Daniel Jonas in a towel left me cold yesterday. Just the few seconds we got of Philip after the shirt rip was a zillion times hotter for me. I don't know if it's his hairy chest of his Monchichi face, but I cannot get into Daniel on a looks level. Couple that with this terrible storyline pairing him with Chelsea and he just turns me off. It's a shame, because paired with an acceptable aged person, he could have been something, but my hatred of him will not abate until he's moved out of Chelsea's sphere. Her hair is a fright as well, I'm hoping that she's changing it soon. As for his hair, well he looks like a Monchichi to me, seriously, look one up, spitting image.

Daniel is hot in every way and there is nothing gross about him and Chelsea. Chelsea deserves a good man they spark in everything they do, from kissing to just having a simple conversation. I have not seen so much chemistry since the 80's.

Krista, don't worry. I don't see it either. Inert Nick? Got a problem with guys with brains and a coherent grasp of the English language?
My cringe-o-meter goes out the stratosphere when they're on. AND my FF button gets its workout big time.
I cannot believe, too, someone actually commented that Chelsea deserves a good man. After all the stuff that Nick did for her? What the hell kind of comment is that? (Lest we forget he helped PAY for her college?)

daniel is waaay too tan for me. And his face is like..made up of 4 or 5 really distinct lines that just make him look old. I have no other words to describe it. Enough DAYS, give me my tall british god back.

I cannot believe, too, someone actually commented that Chelsea deserves a good man. After all the stuff that Nick did for her? What the hell kind of comment is that? (Lest we forget he helped PAY for her college?)

Absolutely. Chelsea has used and abused Nick in every way possible and I'm praying that this storyline she gets her heart broke just like she freaking broke Nick's.

And just because you stick these two in a steam room does not make them hot. If anything they looked rather greasy and unclean. Seriously, the hair problems were a blessing cause it gave us something to stare at other then the grossness of the coupling.

Thank for someone to finally mentioning Nick.OMG. What kind of breakup was that. Nick said something like I AM A WONDERFUL PERSON CAUSE I LEARNED IT FROM YOU. not in so many words but that is what he said to Chelsea after she broke up with him. Nick should hook up with Morgan and her family would be against it since he is not in her financial status. If they do that i would like half forgive them for Chick.

I am getting tired of people saying Daniel is hot, there is more to a guy than his looks and his money. I don't know what people see in Daniel/Chelsea, I think they are a stupid coupling. Their hairdo's were very bad that day weren't they.

So there might be some reasoning behind that hairstyle on Chelsea? I just thought there had been some terrible rice threasher accident. (Very old Star Trek reference, which works, because Rachel Melvin could totally play a Vulcan.)

Ok, remember the other day when Nicole said "Not you too" upon finding Philip and Chloe and then it cut immediately to Chelsea and Daniel?

I will confess that I spoke to the television and said "yes, unfortunately, them too." I really think this is a bad bad bad pairing. This isn't Bo and Hope, folks. This is a doctor and some chick who we don't even know what she's studying in school (although I suspect she'll switch to pre-med and then they'll be A. Medical. SuperCouple! - I'm going to trademark that...)

And what's with Daniel's hair? First he's got those lovely dark locks and now they're letting him lighten out so that he looks more surfer instead of sounding more surfer... do they really think he looks younger with lighter hair (no way... he was way more hot with the dark hair).

As for Chelsea's hair, it's bugged me for WEEKS. They need to shave her head and give her a wig for a while. Or *something*