K, guys, let’s be honest, none of these jokes are TOP SECRET INFORMATION that the government has rights or anything, use them as you want. If we truly wanted people to not use them or “Kind of copy” them, then we shouldn’t post them here, ON A PUBLIC BOARD AND FORUM. Sorry, the intent of this thread was when myself and supbreh were being dork on the IRC ant telling jokes.
It’s meant to be fun, not cutthroat hardcore Corporate Shark like. That’s partly why I dislike current comps and all, they lost their fun as a whole. We post them here, they are free ware, in a sense. That and I couldn’t think of a better phrase, it is the internet. Don’t be rude, and Let’s have some fun, or you will feel the wrath of my Lacerations. Got it? Kool.

Using my string, I strangled a Hitman Pro until he was out of Oxygène. Not much of a SPYY, was he?
I then mixed some chemicals together in order to blow the place up, and my batch was so potent all it took was One Drop and the Fat Lady sang. I got a little bit of a Burnside due to me not escaping fast enough.

The YETI’s stomach was like a CANVAS, the yeti had also eaten TWO FAT LADIES, and he had to pull a CODE 1 to get out. For those who don’t know, a code one, also known as a code 2, is a hatrick.

Then he could finally get to the top of the CLIFF just in time to grab the GLACIER EXPRESS back down.
All of a sudden, A bear came out of the woods and attacked the man. This began the BEAR vs. MAN war. Fortunately, there was a majestic PUFFIN that saved the man.

Then he could finally get to the top of the CLIFF just in time to grab the GLACIER EXPRESS back down.
All of a sudden, A bear came out of the woods and attacked the man. This began the BEAR vs. MAN war. Fortunately, there was a majestic PUFFIN that saved the man.

But sadly, as the bird flew you over the ARCTIC CIRCLE, an evil GNARWHAL jumped out of the sea and used his terrible magic horn to pierce both you and the bird straight through the stomach. And you died. (Duh.)

But sadly, as the bird flew you over the ARCTIC CIRCLE, an evil GNARWHAL jumped out of the sea and used his terrible magic horn to pierce both you and the bird straight through the stomach. And you died. (Duh.)

We are out of CLYW throws to use. Thus…

THE END

You can’t just end it there. Who said it had to be just CLYW throws? We can use any throws we want. Hmmph.

But sadly, as the bird flew you over the ARCTIC CIRCLE, an evil GNARWHAL jumped out of the sea and used his terrible magic horn to pierce both you and the bird straight through the stomach. And you died. (Duh.)