We’re kicking off with a triple pack of telephones for you to spread out around your living area. More specifically, it’s the Panasonic KX-TG7303EB DECT triple pack. Was £99.99 - now just £39.99. Possibly the finest phones known to mankind, although probably not.

As there’s three of them, you can possibly even use them as an in-house communication system, alerting your better half to the fact that the bath you’ve run for them is ready, or delivering the tragic news to your poor kids that you’ve trod on their gerbil.

Next comes a telly. To be precise, the LG 37LF7700 – a 37 inch, full HD Freesat digital LCD telly, which has got to be better than that mouldy old piece of crap you’ve got sitting in the corner of your living room at the moment.

Right now, it’s only £399.99 and how much did you pay for that mouldy old piece of crap that you’ve stuck with for the past three decades? £399.99. Which in the new money actually works out as £45,000. So get off your arse and get a new one.

Finally, we’ve got the Net-x 200MB Home AV adaptor. It’s an amazing half price at the moment – only £44.98 delivered. You’re probably asking yourself what it is – well so are we.

Thankfully, our work experience kid Lee is here to explain it all. He says: “It’s this thing, right, and you stick it in your walls. So then it makes your internet faster so the games fly out of your PS3 and get on your TV before you can even see it happening.” Hmmm, sounds like an essential piece of kit to us.