I was on a RP server and was a Hitman and I killed someone and was banned reason "For licking cunts" some 12 year old banned me cause killed him how was I supposed to know he was an admin. Although I was telling my friend to write me fake hit so I could kill anyone I wanted

First I would like to say that you should never go on the <NC> DarkRP servers. The admins are morons.

So I was a cop and I was inside a Gun Dealer's shop, the Gun Dealer told me to get out. I told him i didn't want to. The Gun Dealer shot me, I went back and told him that that was RDM, or tried to tell him. He wouldn't listen. This happened again. An Admin then told me that I was breaking NLR, I told him the Gun Dealer RDM'd me. Then, the Admin proceeded to say that there was a rule against being on other's property. I asked him to cite the rule from the MOTD, he ignored me. I asked him over and over to cite the rule, he told me that it was a "Common sense" rule not listed in the MOTD, and that it could be listed on the website.

More on the line, he yelled at me for using woodwar planes for dogfighting(on rp server), and basically said it wasn't roleplay. I asked him what he thinks roleplay is, and in his exact words, "Roleplay is people playing roles." I replied, "Then how exactly is roleplaying dogfighting stuntsman bad?" he choked, and went "WELL GET THE FUCK OFF MY SERVER" and I replied "Why? I'm roleplaying am I not?" banned for three hours for being a minge.

I could honestly write a book by now regarding how fucking idiotic people get when trying to define roleplay.

One time i was playing (darkrp lol) and this guy spawned a couch outside my house and blocked the door saying "LOL ITS FADING DOOR WITH KEYPAD U CANT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT LOL"
So i clarified with the admin that its on my property and warned and shot him. Now he fuckin comes back and starts whining about rdm and proppushes everything.
He gets banned

That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English.

Yes, I hate French people.

I got banned from a server once, for saying "Hi". In text chat. I said "Hi", and I got Permabanned instantly.

Or this one time when I joined a server, but it had a ton of addons, so I got out of my chair to grab a snack and maybe a drink or two. When I came back, I had apparently already joined the server, and some kid (Apparently the admin) kept saying "HELLO?!" to me over mic. I sat down in my chair, but before I could do anything, I was permabanned for the reason "U DIDENT SAY HI TO ME!!!".

To be honest, the French server I went on (I think it was French anyways, everyone was speaking it) was very good, and everyone could both speak French and English no problem. I just had to ask them to speak English by speaking to them in French. XD

This server's name is 'Raid and Prints' I went in there out of boredom, and basically went Doctor and found out from building a shop that you can blow up props by ramming another prop into them. I went into some a mass-printing base made from props and destroyed everything, and caused the entire base to blow up. Of course I died from this aswell, but my Great Hammer of Minge destroyed the entire base before exploding. The admin then asked me, "Why are you propkilling?" I told him straight forward that I couldn't actually propkill with the standard system(anti-propkilling scripts/anti-propslam scripts) but instead I was using the coded system which caused props to explode to raid bases by basically SMASHING ALL THE THINGS... He wasn't very satisfied with this reason, and banned me for propkilling.
Why I linked the IP? Because Banzai Ramming stuff is so satisfying. Especially when its a base owned by some screechy voiced kid, and his admin buddy.

I was driving a car. Some idiotic 2 year old prop-pushes me onto my back. I tell him to stop before he's banned, and it turns out he's an admin... So I made him wanted, he said something about "don't threaten to ban if ur non-admin, darr durr darr", and I hit him with an arrest stick. I say "fail" but im stuck in the wall. Just as im typing "kill" to get out of the wall, I disconnect cus im banned. Admins should have an age limit of no younger than 10.Edit: Just wondering, is there any way to find out if its a perma, or to contact the admin and tell him why I should be un-banned?

I went on an arabic server, it was RP. They had a terrorist job, I thought it was kinda funny so I picked terrorist and started terrorizing the PD with an AK while yelling some arabic phrases into the mic (i'm fluent in arabic). Server owner got angry because he was offended and banned me :'(

I was driving a car. Some idiotic 2 year old prop-pushes me onto my back. I tell him to stop before he's banned, and it turns out he's an admin... So I made him wanted, he said something about "don't threaten to ban if ur non-admin, darr durr darr", and I hit him with an arrest stick. I say "fail" but im stuck in the wall. Just as im typing "kill" to get out of the wall, I disconnect cus im banned. Admins should have an age limit of no younger than 10.Edit: Just wondering, is there any way to find out if its a perma, or to contact the admin and tell him why I should be un-banned?

Why would you want to go back to such a bad server? I think there's more to this story.

I went on a ZS survival with FF turned on, i got a M4, and at wave 7, the zombies managed to break through the barricade we made with hammer and stacking things, so i aimed the M4 at the door and let loose, at about this time, An Admin(Which also happens to be the Main Admin's Lil' Kid brother) decides to wander into my gunfire, no less, killed him(Remember, it's a Little kid, who also doesn't know how to keep his health high), he whined on mic, i told back, saying "I did not fire when you were in my crosshairs, i was firing long before you got shot by me", then the Kidmin whined "YOU NOOB KILLED ME" and before i could respond, Ban, reason?

i was on the RPland server, playing as cp. Some person was rdm'ing so as i re-spawned i went to kill him to stop his rdm massacre, the admin picked me up and threw me away because the rdmer was a donator. So i told the admin that he was shit and hoped he had a terrible 7th birthday and left before i could see my ban.