The Muppets have always been a beacon for clean, good humor. That's usually after they've had their morning coffee. Because they were certainly not for kids on The Today Show this morning.

Kermit kisses the host as a gag that he's cheating on Miss Piggy. When questioned, he makes a lewd pop-culture reference about Tiger Woods. Then off-camera a kid starts crying. Which leads Gawker.TV to ask the question: is Kermit the Frog a cheating alcoholic? Probably.