Can someone explain this to me? I am completely clueless as to why all of these women would treat this guy like the most important judge at the Miss America pageant. You aren't going to win anything. If it's a famous woman, or a porn star, he gushes on and on about how fabulous and beautiful the woman is, while she sits on a bench with these massiveear muffs on, giggling to accentuate her shiny pink lipstick and perfectly white teeth. The strippers fare worse, they invariably end up mostly naked while they are rated for their tits and ass.

What confuses me the most are the random women, the 19 year old girls looking for affirmation, and the housewives. They come into this studio, mullet-haired husband or frumpy cousin in tow, with their white shoes and floral dresses.

Who gives a care about what some talk radio host thinks about your boobs?? What do you think about them?? Howard says go for the silicone ones, they're firmer. While you're at it, why don't you take care of that belly, it's a little saggy. Howard also thinks that floral print dresses are ugly, how about you quit wearing them? Howard's favorite actresses all have auburn hair. Let's do something about that dishwater blonde. Perhaps what these women need is a book to be published called "Howard Says." It would contain all of the preferences of Howard Stern, so that these women wouldn't have to visit the show in order to find out what they didn't really want to know in the first place.