No wonder he wasn’t nominated

Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week.

Why not?

Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date Ebola’s sister Nicky. Page Six reports that Leo was “drinking and chilling out” and tapping on his blackberry the whole time. Like his blackberry could protect him? Nothing could protect him.

Leonardo DiCaprio willingly entered that disease’s home. He allowed himself to breathe the toxic fumes gliding out from that black hole vagina.

You have to wonder now…did he just put his Oscar nomination in jeopardy too?