Tree Fucking!

That guy really liked trees, he apparently did some weird stuff with them, at least he filled up his house with their leavings..uhhh.. leaves and sticks, and then he killed and raped. Obviously, the assault trees must be at fault!

So something must be done!

We must ban assault trees and Assault Fan Fiction Friday! (warning! due to horrific scenes of assault-hobbit assault-fucking assault-trees, clicking that link may lead to nightmares, anxiety when near short people or trees and erratic heartbeat*)

*Yeah, it’s a repost, but it went with that story like peanut butter and Jack Daniel’s and it needed to be here again. It’s just that disgustingly, horribly hilarious.

I meant to do this post yesterday, but I forgot.

Update: also forgot this. Memory loss is the first sign of something, but I can’t remember what.

So two things.

First, does anybody have any idea why we get hit with such weird searches? I just can’t figure it out.

Back to tree fucking, I haven’t read that story this time, I did the search and my hands are shaking a little. I have the tab opened and I might read it. I’m just not sure if I can take it.

So seriously, think short and hardly if you want to read that story. Any sane decision would include just not clicking.