The sketch was reportedly cut on rebroadcast into the USA, eliminating the section with The Amazing Kargol. Some suggest that this is due to the promotion of bestiality, arson and murder, all of which were hot topics in mid-1970s USA.[5]

The curtain rises on a crowd of protesters holding signs up as the show's title appears - The World Around Us.[6]

The signs read:

Hands Off Mice

End Discrimination: Mice is Nice!

REPEAL!! Anti-mouse Laws Now!

Ho Ho Ho... Traps Must GO

They are followed by a cut to shots of the News of the World ("Pop Stars in Mouse Scandal"), and the Daily Express ("Peer Faces Rodent Charges"). A policeman is shown taking a mouse-costumed individual into a police station, overlaid by the title - The Mouse Problem.

The camera cuts to another newspaper shot, of the Times ("Mouse Clubs on the Increase"), followed by several strip tease establishments advertising "Squeakerama", "The Little White Rodent Room", the "Eek Eek Club", and "Caerphilly a Go Go".[7]

Presenter (Michael Palin): Yes, the mouse problem. This week, The World Around Us looks at the growing social phenomenon of mice and men. What makes a man want to be a mouse?

Cut to documentary-style opposing-chairs interview of a young male (Mr. A):

Mr. A (John Cleese): Well, uh, it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. Erm . . . all of a sudden, you realize - that's what you wanna be.

Interviewer (Terry Jones): And when did you first notice these - shall we say - tendencies?

Mr. A: Well, I was about 17, and, uh, some mates and me . . . went to a party. And, uh, well, we had quite a lot to drink, and then some of the fellas there . . . started . . . handin' cheese around. Well, just out of curiosity, I tried a bit, and . . . well, that was that.

Interviewer: Yes, and what else did these fellows do?

Mr. A: Well, some of them started . . . dressing up as mice a bit, um. And then when they got the costumes on, they . . . started . . . squeaking.

Interviewer: And was that all?

Mr. A (hurriedly): That was all.

Interviewer: And what was your reaction to all this?

Mr. A: Well, I was shocked.

Interviewer: Yes.

Mr. A: But, uh . . . gradually I came to feel that I was more at ease with other mice.

Presenter: A typical case, whom we shall refer to as Mr. A - although his real name is this:

ARTHUR JACKSON,
32a MILTON AVENUE,
HOUNSLOW
MIDDX.

Presenter: What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life? I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.

The Amazing Kargol (Graham Chapman) puts out sign: "The Amazing Kargol and Janet"

The Amazing Kargol: Well, we just heard a typical case history. I myself have over 700 similar histories, all fully documented. Would you . . . care to choose one?

Camera pans to show Janet (Carol Cleveland) in a conjurer's assistant's costume, offering a fan of cards with one prominently positioned, which the presenter picks.

The Amazing Kargol: Mr. Arthur Aldridge of . . . Lemmington!

Presenter: Well, that's amazing.

The Amazing Kargol: Thank you.

Presenter: Thank you, Janet.

Janet walks off to 'tah-dah' music.

Presenter: Kargol, speaking as a psychiatrist, as opposed to a conjurer . . .

Kargol: Oh.

Presenter: What makes certain men want to be mice?

Kargol: Well, we psychiatrists have found that over 8% of the population will always be mice. I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us. I mean, how many of us can honestly say . . .

The presenter starts nodding

Kargol: . . . that at one time or another he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice.

The presenter stops nodding

Kargol: I know I have. I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage of squeaking; two or three times a day. Most youngsters, on the other hand . . . some youngsters, are attracted to it by its very illegality. It's like murder. Make a thing illegal, and it acquires a mystique. I mean, look at arson.

The presnter shows increasing signs of distraction

Kargol: How many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building. I know I have!

Phone on the desk starts ringing, the presenter picks it up and muffles it under his arm

Kargol: The only way, the only way to bring the crime figures down is to reduce the number of offences. Get it out in the open! I know I have . . .

Presenter: What a lot of people don't realize is that a mouse, once accepted, can fulfill a very useful role in society. Indeed, there are examples throughout history of famous men, now known to have been mice.

Presenter: But perhaps this is because so little is generally known of these mice-men. We have have some film now, taken at one of the notorious weekend mouse parties where these disgusting little perverts meet.

Shot of people in mice costumes in silhouette

Presenter: Mr. A tells us what actually goes on at these mouse parties.

Mr. A: Well, uh, first you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting-board. Uh, then you put the mouse skin on, um . . .

Mr. A raises his upper lip in a mouselike fashion

Mr. A: Then you . . . scurry into the main room, and p'rhaps, uh, take a run in the wheel.

Presenter: The remainder of this film was taken secretly at one of these mouse parties by a BBC cameraman posing as a vole. As usual, we apologize for the poor quality of the film.

Cut to shot of people in mice costumes gnawing ferociously at cheese (Their mouse heads make it impossible to identify the performers)

Mr. A: Well, uh, then you steal some cheese; Brie or Camembert, or Cheddar or Gouda if you're on the 'arder stuff. Erm, you might go and see one of the blue cheese films. Then . . . there's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50, you climb up it. And then . . .

A shot of a poorly-disguised, mustached man (Jones?) in woman's clothing brandishing a chopping knife.

Mr. A: . . . eventually the clock strikes one, and you all run down.

Confessor: What's that?

The "woman" starts to chop at a jumping mouse's tail with the knife.

Mr. A: That's the farmer's wife.

Presenter: Yes . . . perhaps we need to know more of these mice-men before we can really judge them. Perhaps not. Anyway, our 30 minutes are up.

A sheep from a previous sketch flies over with a *BAAAH*, presenter takes out a gun and shoots it dead