The Super Zombie Survival Test

Hi! And welcome to my Super Zombie Survival Test. If zombies popped up and started over-running the planet, would you live through the chaos or would you be grubbin' on grey matter with the rest of the undead?

1

What is your weapons proficiency?

Give me any weapon and I'll do a lot of damage!

I can operate a hand- or shotgun, and I can swing a pretty mean baseball bat (or axe)

I've never tried, but I'm sure I can manage.

I've never even swatted a fly

2

You're sleeping in your suburban home and wake to screaming and sirens. You turn on the tv/radio to hear splotchy reports of rioting and bloodshed. What's the first thing you do?

Gather family, pets, supplies and get out

Wake everyone up, check the locks, and watch the news for more information

The shelter you've found is a small, old church that looks as if it will fall apart any minute. You:

Search it for zombies (kill) and supplies (take), move on toward more defendable structure

Search for zombies and supplies, decide to stay there and fortify doors and windows with rotten pews

Stumble in and immediately start barricading windows and doors with rotten pews

Stumble in and hide.

8

Zombies break through your rotten barricades in the middle of the night and in the escape, one of your party members is bitten. You:

Keep them with you to fight until they turn, always keeping an eye on them. Shot to the head as soon as they turn.

Apologize to them before you shoot them in the head

Leave them behind to distract the zombies as the rest of the party keeps going.

Bandage the bite and hope you can find a cure before they turn

9

You come across a building that is well fortified with a sniper on the roof. You shout up, asking to be let in and he tells you no. You:

Ask to talk to the leader. Maybe this guy's just a douche.

Tell him you hope he gets eaten and leave, but camp nearby.

Shoot the sniper and try to take over the building by force.

Tell him "Thanks for nothin'!" and keep moving.

10

You come to a very small town that looks unaffected yet deserted. You:

Look for people as you find supplies and a vehicle, but don't go anywhere that isn't necessary. These people may be like the cannibals from 'The Hills Have Eyes' or something

Search the town for people/zombies and commandeer a vehicle as you do so

Take supplies from the grocery store and lock yourself up in the bank. You'll stay here awhile to see what's up.

Find food and a house so you can sleep in a bed.

11

You find that most people fled the little town when the zombies came, but there are still a few of both. The survivors join your group and you kill off the zombies left in town, but a scout says that there's a huge mob on their way. You have probably 8-10 hours until they arrive. You:

Gather the strongest vehicles you can find for a caravan, stock up supplies, and head out.

Find the fastest vehicles for a caravan, gather a few supplies, and get out fast.

Fill the bank with supplies (2 months' worth) and fortify it as much as possible. You're making a stand.

Try to fortify the grocery store, that way you don't have to move the supplies, right?

12

There's dissension among the ranks deciding what to do in the little town. One group wants to continue to follow you and the other wants to follow the small town's preacher. You:

Tell everyone what you think and that they have 4 more hours to decide before the zombies arrive. Continue with your original plan.

Tell everyone that the preacher is WRONG and if they don't side with you, they're not only DUMB, they're DEAD. Continue with your original plan.

Surreptitiously talk as many people as you can into going with your plan, and once you have almost everyone in your group, ask for a compromise, then go with your original plan

Begin to doubt yourself and decide to go with the preacher's plan, which is a really bad plan.

13

You've been travelling around for a few months picking up survivors and picking off the undead. Your party has about 50 members and you haven't seen more than 3-4 zombies at a time for about two weeks now. You decide you should try to build a colony and farm, as supplies are getting harder and harder to find. Where do you go?

Canada. It's colder and a little harder to farm, but there's probably less zombies too.

The midwest. There may be more undead but it's easiest to farm and there's little cover so defense is also easier.

An island. There's little initial supplies but there's probably fewer zombies and unless they can swim it's easy to defend.

Twenty or so miles from a large city. Many zombies, but also many supplies. Less work, more killing!

14

The colony is going good and you see fewer and fewer zombies. One day you're on a raid for supplies and out of nowhere you get bitten. No one with you notices. You:

Show them your wound, tell them you're sorry, and blow yourself away.

Show them the wound and have them rush you back to the colony to say goodbye before asking your best friend to blow you away.

Tell them you always wanted to see how the other half lived, hand over your weapons, and walk off into the sunset.

Hide the bite, return to the colony, and destroy the colony when you turn and start eating everyone.

15

Did you enjoy this, The Super Zombie Survival Quiz?

Yeah, it was a lot of fun, and I appreciate the author's use of good grammar and spelling.

No it suckd. I neaded a dikshunary 4 da big wurds.

Yeah, but it would be better as a 'Choose Your Own Adventure'

No. I was bored with it.

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Do you have any serious disabilities or limitations?

Yes, I have severe movement limitations, but I try to make up for it.

Yes, I have learning disabilities or mental limitations, but I'm strong as a horse