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Suck on that, hotel people.

This is the early morning view from the living room of my gracious hosts during the BlogHer Food conference in San Francisco:

And this is what I have in the guest bedroom:

Starting conversations on Twitter PAYS OFF. Staying with strangers is the place in which it is.

I’d be playing it right now, but I am wiped. 300+ food bloggers stuffed in a hotel conference center together for 12 hours? FUCKING EXHAUSTING, even though I of course love you all to tiny bits and pieces, which I will tear up and burn so that through the multiplication of the original bits into ashes, there are even more and tinier bits for me to love.

Wonderful post Michelle, hope you’re having a great time! I love this writing:
“even though I of course love you all to tiny bits and pieces, which I will tear up and burn so that through the multiplication of the original bits into ashes, there are even more and tinier bits for me to love.”.

1. Fucking exhausting is right. I could barely string together a coherent sentence by the end of the night. Thank god it was only one-day long!

2. Michelle is a fucking bad-ass. Now that I’ve met her in person, I feel like I can confirm this.

3. Michelle also has a super-mega crush on Rocco Dispirito. Don’t ask why. I just happen to know that she wants to have ten million of his babies and eat frozen Bertolli meals with him until they grow old together.

Lady, we had a good time in SF – didn’t we? DIDN’T WE? That’s a real question b/c I don’t remember much after martini #1… No seriously, I think I tweeted a profanity in your presence. That was awesome. You are awesome. I *heart* you. Let’s partay again sometime, b/c we ARE the critical mass of awesomeness. Just sayin’. xxoo