Review: FlogMeBaby.coms Super Slapper

If I had to pick one word to describe the Super Slapper,
it'd be "addictive". I've got a bucket full of slappers and
riding crops, but I find myself reaching for this, because it's just plain fun.

To be as useful as possible, I'd like to break this review
down into the pros and cons of playing with the Super Slapper.

PROS:

1. The Feel.

When you take this toy in your hand, it feels right.
Unlike a riding crop, there's substantial weight on the looped end, so as a top,
you really feel yourself inflicting the pain. It's a beautiful thing.

2. The Sound-Pain Ratio.

There are times when you can't play loudly, but you still
want to play hard. Compared to the average paddle or flogger, the Super Slapper
makes a discreet sound that probably won't wake the neighbors (though I can't
speak for your bottom!). The two sensations  loop-side-down and sideways  can
get quite intense (Pain Range: 8 out of 10) without getting loud. I'd
give this toy a "noise rating" of 3/10.

3. The Unique, Enjoyable Sensation.

It's not sting; it's not thud. It's not a paddle, a cane, a
slapper, or a riding crop  it's like a four-way hybrid of all of all of them.
Pain slut or princess, your bottom is bound to like this.

4. The Look.

There's artistry in this toy. I was a little doubtful when
I saw it online, but when the slapper arrived, the quality (as I am coming to
expect from FMB) stunned me. In black and purple, it looks substantial, elegant,
and like an "implement" not just a toy.

CONS:

1. The Whippiness.

Less a critique and more a word of caution: this toy is
whippy. A small increase in force gives a big increase in pain. I slap
myself a few times before I slap my bottom with this, just to make sure I'm in
the right ballpark when I strike.

2. The Versatility.

This isn't the most versatile toy in my bag. Unlike a
riding crop, it's not quite small enough for genitalia, and it won't beat a
paddle at up-close-and-personal spanking. Unlike a belt, it's not something I'd
craft a whole scene around.

On the other hand, it has mass appeal and pairs well with
other impact toys  like Nutella, everyone likes it, and it's good with
anything!