On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny

After a night on the Guinness and a curry I went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right Brown Ballerina!