I think someone donate Dick Van Dyke’s pants from the penguin dance on Mary Poppins to some sort of charity, and this guy picked them out of the hand-me-down box. How else would you explain how long the crotch/torso section is on those pants?

This is a total WIN. He is like the black Crocodile Dundee. You know he would put a machete in your back if you made fun him. I would hire him. This guy looks way cooler than douche bag Men’s Warehouse troll.