Thursday, September 09, 2004

Exotic Cleveland and Tits

I Just like to bash the midwest sometimes. It's so bland and so... in the middle of the Country. Please contribute any animation links that you enjoy so I can post it for the kids. Oh and somebody go take the What's Her Bra Size Quiz, Bevis has the top score of 43. Please if you love babies and the life giving milk delivery devices they suckle, then step up. Be the person who knows how big celebrity tits are. Make him earn his prize. And post your score my love dumplings.

12 comments:

I can't believe 43 is still the highest score (apart from your own impressive score of 63, of course, Kranki-Pants). 43 is a terrible score!

But oh well, more fool me if it means I win. Yeah - I wanna win! Let me get sent the ugly picture of Kranki!

And if I win the Coke and slice of pizza from the 'Id, Ego and Super Ego' post from earlier (which would only be by default, surely, if no one else bothered to submit a punchline at all!), then it'd mean Kranki-Pants would have to visit Australia to make good on his promise!

(Or send me a Coke and slice of pizza in the mail. Or send me the money for it. Or tell me to meet him in LA for a cheap lunch. Or reneg on his promise like so many filthy politicians - which is, of course, far more likely.)

But it'd be pretty cool if Kranki-Pants and his beloved Penny could holiday 'Down Under' (as we never, ever call ourselves). Then Ms Fits and I could take him out to a stripshow and introduce him to Fitsy's drug dealer.

And then we could all wrestle in a children's pool filled with chocolate pudding (Penny-permitting, of course).

I am so lame. I got 40. And the whole time I was only doing it because for some reason I can't access your blog at my work any more so I only get to do these half-arsed comments late at night even though I still think you're the totally most best funniest penpal in the universe and by the way the package hasn't been returned yet which makes me suspect that MAYBE YOU GOT IT but then again you haven't emailed me to thank me but I guess that's because I've been out of touch so really the fault is mine and you'd be well within your rights to hold off any kind of thank-you email. Sorry.

Woo-hoo! Even Ms Fits wasn't able to best my pathetic 43! And she knows bosoms! (I'm grateful for your honesty, though, Fitsy.)

Well, now that she's had her little rant about some 'package' you haven't 'thanked' her for yet (sounds like anti-government terrorist 'code' to me - Bush and Howard will be on to you two in a minute!), I can 'return' to 'enjoying' my inappropriate, 'random' and puzzling 'use' of apostrophes.

First. I helped Penny with some of the bra things with hints. So her 47 score is null and void, plus why would I want to give a prize to my wife?

As for BEVIS. You say he has "a REALLY unhealthy obsession with your blog." Did you mean that in a good way or a bad way. I think he's proud of his really healthy obsession. And I like his commentary because the only things I can count on in life are 1) My dogs will be happy to see me because they are stupid and I give them food and water. 2) Bevis will post onto my blog because he is wise and I give him no food or water. Why don't you try and do the SuperEgo joke. He was brave enough to do it. P.S. I love you, but don't scare off the fans. I wouldn't blog if nobody commented.

The Giggles person and Miss Know It All will be in the elimination match.

Ah, crap. Bested by a woman. (With bosoms of her own, though - and familiar with America bra sizes! And only beating me by one point! So I still think I did pretty well, comparatively.) And then bested by a man with a woman-sounding moniker. But I know; better by one point is still legitimately better. So well done to you both and I will back away respectfully.

The prize was an ugly photograph of you, Kranki. That's all you said.

As for Anonymous turning on me like a rabid dog, at first I was offended. And then I thought: "No, it's a very valid point and well made, to boot." However, thank you Kranki-Pants for rushing to my defence (somewhat). "2) Bevis will post onto my blog because he is wise and I give him no food or water." You should have stuck with the 'stupid' instead of changing it to 'wise', though - that would have been funnier. And more factual.

You're right - I'm quite proud of my "REALLY unhealthy obsession" with your blog. And we have some very funny people in Melbourne! Most of them laugh at Americans.

My mate Pete, for example, is a real pisser. He once did this thing? With his hand? It was hilarious! (Maybe you had to be there.)

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