I can’t think of a better reason for a leopard to die than to give Kate Upton just enough material to, kind of, cover up. It probably takes at least three leopards to cover one of her tits, but it’s easily the most honorable death a jungle cat could ever hope for.

For the Record: what’s with fashion people always trying to make girls look like they don’t have eyebrows? On the rare occasion that I take the time to look at Kate Upton’s face, I’d like it to not look albino.

If he could afford to get a vasectomy he'd get one tomorrow. So feel free to send him PayPal donations at dave@FTRsports.com, so that he can prevent little miniature versions of him from coming into the world.

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