IRAN TELLS THE WORLD TO BRING THAT WAR ON RIGHT NOW

July 1 2012

Tehran, Iran – Since the Islamic Revolution back in 1979, Iran has been nothing but antagonistic. Generally that aggression has been levied against the United States and Israel, both actually very sensible targets of hatred for the extremist regime, but aside from a proxy war with Iraq the nation has done little but lob threats.

That may all be changing in the next little while, whether that is something Iran wants or not. Though the rhetoric against the Iranian nuclear program has existed for years, in the last little while it has increased dramatically, some would argue to a fever pitch, so much so that it seems there is no turning back for anyone in respect to the conflict.

All sides in the complex debate have become so aggressive and so cemented in their positions that it seems inevitable there will be some kind of confrontation at some point, sooner, likely, than later. Luckily for Iran it appears they are ready for any such activity and, in fact, appear eager to have it happen sooner rather than later, perhaps just preferring to get it over with especially since they seem completely confident of victory in very short order.

“Iran has complete control of all the enemy’s interests around the world and is on a path to reach equivalency with world powers,” said General Hossein Salami. “The current sanctions will only help Iran with its progress, and the Iranian ballistic missiles can target the enemy’s moving carriers with 100 percent accuracy.”

It’s not clear how having less money makes their military stronger, but given that they appear to have God on their side they may very well be in a good position as God has significant resources.

It’s not clear if Iran will try to drive the start date of conflict forward in an effort to just get the party started.

“Obviously there has been all kinds of chatter and talk for years so it wouldn’t really be much of a surprise if there was a war with Iran and all the other countries that hate them. I would think, at this stage, that it would be a surprise if there wasn’t a war to be frank because after all this anticipation and build up, well, I mean you have to commit at some stage,” said Scrape TV International Conflict analyst Mario Martinez. “Luckily it appears that Iran at least has all its ducks in a row. All their boats are ready, their soldiers are all eager to go, and obviously they have the backing of the Lord Almighty which is a pretty good ally to have, honestly.”

The United States and Israel likely believe they have God on their side as well though it is not clear where He will come down ultimately.

“At the very least Iran seems confident of their position and confidence goes a long way in these types of things. It’s obviously not the only thing that influences who military conflicts turn out but it certainly helps to have confidence. That is a very positive thing to have in these instances,” continued Martinez. “So at least they have that. They may not have all the guns or the missiles or the expertise that the rest of the world has but they do have confidence. And God, that will help. God’s a good ally to have.”

It’s not clear if Iran is praying for a conflict or just kind of hoping at this stage.