...But I'll shut up until after you watch them, Saints fans. Sorry about the low resolution; IGN embeds suck.

Man, where to start? The gratuitous, repetitive shots of both the Saints' asses? Is this Batman and Robin? How about the entire shaving/clean-up montage in general? And why were they hiding out so long? Did no other good man get murdered in the past ten years? And are we supposed to assume that they haven't shaved or showered since the first movie? Why not?
Then there's the awkward footage from the first movie shown over the newscast. Then the horrible, horrible acting from the three cops. With typical obscene-for-the-sake-of-obscenity dialogue that is a hallmark of Tarantino wannabes. Capped off with the stupid hot-lady-walks-up-and-guys-drool-exaggeratedly cliche.
Whenever I talk to anybody about the first movie, I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone episode where everybody loves terrible movies. But I've had that argument; let's agree to disagree on that one. This, on the other hand? Please, we can agree that this looks like utter crap, right?

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