The Uncyclopedia drinking game

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The Uncyclopedia drinking game is pretty much the greatest game ever invented. Chess and checkers players always argue which of the two are second, but no one, and I mean no one, dares to deny the dominance of the Uncyclopedia drinking game.

To begin the game you must follow a very precise process, or else the entire experience is ruined. First, plug in the computer. Second, get on the internet. Third, type uncyclopedia.wikia.com into the address bar. Once you're at the Uncyclopedia main page, take turns clicking random page, and whoever clicked on it sips according to the rules below. Get your beer ready. First one to throw up or pass out loses.

Important note: If you're under twenty-one (even in countries in which it is legal to drink when you are eighteen, or sixteen, or four... but who cares?), use soda (or whatever kind of drink you like), and instead the loser is whoever first has to use the bathroom. Naturally, no one under 21 will wish to ingest an alcoholic beverage anyway.