1. One of us is the “husband” and one of us is the “bitch.”TRUTH: While we don’t strive to emulate straight stereotypical roles, we are BOTH the “bitch.”

2. Attempting to incorporate our culinary heritage into our diet, we eat fried chicken on Friday nights and goulash on Mondays.TRUTH: We eat fried chicken any day that we require comfort food and goulash is just nasty.

3. We use 50% less sunscreen than a Caucasian gay couple.TRUTH: We don’t go out in the sun unless there is alcohol involved and only then with a rainbow-colored parasol.