I want to just have a conversation with this guy. I would prolly die of laughter.

Quote:

I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. I've only been single four months; I had a long distance relationship you know went a year, it's very tough to maintain it like that and it didn’t work out; there's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.

That is my favorite part. The fact that he has to say all that is very telling haha.

"You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous — even if they say they weren't, they were envious of the fact that I approached you, and I was very taken by you."
ahahahahahaha.
i need to read his script.