– Boxing: Saturday night Jean Pascal’s head split open Chad Dawson’s eye to win a technical decision in the 11th round. Besides the gushing of blood from Chad’s right eye, the other highlight was Jim Lampley excitedly proclaiming “French Canadians love boxing!” as the crowd in Montreal roared approval.

– Alien Obama: “But you’re interpreting it as being Obama. We’re not interpreting it as Obama.” So says Irvin L. Good Jr., the president of Goodtime Amusements. He was talking about this game in Roseta, Pennsylvania:

When reporters pointed out that the presidential seal and the health bill may give the impression it’s Obama, Good replied “you may be right there.” Of course, leave it to someone from out of town to put up a stink. Here’s the whining of a Massachusetts woman:

“We were appalled to find that a shooting game had as its target the unmistakable image of President Obama,” Kathryn Chapman and her family said in a letter in Monday’s editions of The Express-Times. “The message appears to be that if you don’t agree with the president, ‘shoot him.’”

Actually, to me, the message is if you’re at a carnival and there is game called “Alien Attack” and one of the aliens is disguised as our president, ‘shoot him.’ (Boing Boing)

– El Capitan: According to ol’ Wikipedia,”El Capitan is a 3,000-foot (910 m) vertical rock formation in Yosemite National Park.” Bardon took this picture and posted it on his photography site: (Andy Bardon Photography)

– Breath test could reveal cancer: Still in the early stages, but would mean less cutting and testing to see if you have cancer. Just breath (not toward me, asshole). (Discovery)

– Pop-Tarts World: Comes to Times Square this week, stop by so you can taste Pop-Tarts Sushi, “three kinds of Pop-Tarts minced and then wrapped in a fruit roll-up.” Hey, in internal testing, it was the winner. (NY Times)

– Romo’s Bitch: No, this isn’t about Tony’s new girl or new dog, for that matter, but rather an Air Force pilot’s call sign. The other suggested and rejected call signs were “Fagmeister” and “Gay Boy”. Steve “Romo’s Bitch” Crowston is not amused and thinks the other pilots don’t like him (what gave him that impression?). (Uni Watch)