The TownleybombHoly shit, I saw this on one of the Evil Videos and have been looking for it ever since. The music kind of ruins it though, since it covers up the hillbilly jabber. And the kids playing in the background.

ToenailsI remember a VHS called "America's Weirdest Videos" that had at least 20 fucking minutes of people torturing this guy. It was pretty amusing until they started taping up his head with mailing tape and spray painting him gold... then it just got highly disturbing.

Also, it featured a Japanese lady shitting into a bowl and some old Japanese man eating it with chopsticks.

MrBuddyI've always been tempted to, while in the presence of my nieces and nephews, to say "goddamn" every chance I got until they called me Uncle Goddamn. But I don't like swearing and my sister and brother-in-law would get mad at me if I did and besides, someone else has that title now.

memedumpsterI saw this on DisinfoTV and am shocked that it wasn't already here.

CreepsI got this from an underground (read, bootleg) video store in Tampa. It's a small part of a longer video (30 minutes? An hour? It's been a while) that features this family doing general fuckheaded redneck things. Trick cigars being used on the guy in the trucker hat, ATV foolishness, jerking off the family dog in front of a bediapered toddler...it was a worthwhile purchase.