After FIFA have objected to the use of the world cup trophy's image being used on Nico Rosberg's race helmet for the German grand prix in celebration of the recent German world cup win, Rosberg has been forced to come up with an alternative design, which we can now reveal will incorporate an enormous phallus with Sepp Blatter's head badly photoshopped onto it.
In the grand style of football-related people's heads being photoshopped onto vegetables and parts of the human body, Rosberg has commissioned a tabloid news photographic department for the design.
'We have very strict rules about the use of the FIFA trademarks and copyrights outside of the football family,' said a FIFA representative 'but we have no problem whatsoever with Herr Blatter resembling a massive engorged dick.'