Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit

I'm not maniacal about my car being spotless but one thing that does drive me nuts is when a bird uses my windshield for a toilet. With my luck, it's usually a bird who apparently has been dining at a Mexican restaurant.
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This is a ceramic, double walled (for insulation), coffee cup that resembles a take-out paper cup. This particular design has a silicone lid that securely attaches to the cup. The outside is matte and the inside is glazed.
I ...This is a ceramic, double walled (for insulation), coffee cup that resembles a take-out paper cup. This particular design has a silicone lid that securely attaches to the cup. The outside is matte and the inside is glazed.
I prefer a version that Starbucks put out a few months ago. Their version is pretty much the same, but the outside is glazed (and of course has their logo) and the lid is plastic with a silicone liner to keep liquids sealed in. The key difference between the two is the price. "I Am Not A Paper Cup" is roughly $20 and the Starbucks version is $12.
The upsides to either is that if you are a daily coffee drinker, you don't have to trash a paper cup and plastic lid every time you get take-out coffee. The downside is that both of them hold about 8 oz. - not favorable if you normally order a "grande" at Starbucks. Another issue for commuters is that it is not spill-proof or splash-proof. And finally, the Starbucks version CANNOT go into the microwave.

"STILL COOL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
He's ready to eat the heat! In the game of life, it's best not to get burned. Our Pac-Man Hothead knows just how to get out of heated situations -- he's been doing it since 1980! Our playful si..."STILL COOL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
He's ready to eat the heat! In the game of life, it's best not to get burned. Our Pac-Man Hothead knows just how to get out of heated situations -- he's been doing it since 1980! Our playful silicone version fits on your hand like a potholder, where his chomping mouth can resist temperatures up to 450 degrees F (and bring back fond memories of many misspent hours at the arcade). After so many years of gobbling ghosts, handling your hot pots and pans is no problem. You win!
Made of pure virgin silicone rubber. Our Pac-Man Hothead is food-safe, dishwasher-safe, freezer-safe, and will maintain its flexibility even after years of use!"
I think everyone use it. smart!!!

For the person who has everything, our Cardboard Trophy Heads are the over-the-top gift they definitely won't expect!
Each Trophy Head is laser-cut for precision fit and easy assembly using slotted construction. They look great...For the person who has everything, our Cardboard Trophy Heads are the over-the-top gift they definitely won't expect!
Each Trophy Head is laser-cut for precision fit and easy assembly using slotted construction. They look great in their native brown, or can be decorated with paint, glitter or other craft materials for your own custom look.
The perfect companion for home or office and a great gift for dad!
Each trophy is made locally by a small company in Charlottesville, VA from recycled cardboard -- a non-toxic, environmentally friendly product.
Trophy Heads are available in Deer, Bison & Moose.
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Can't we all just get along? Created by New York-based designer Alberto Mantilla, these charming Hug Salt and Pepper Shakers come together in a warm embrace to brighten up your dinner table. The salt and pepper figures are identic...Can't we all just get along? Created by New York-based designer Alberto Mantilla, these charming Hug Salt and Pepper Shakers come together in a warm embrace to brighten up your dinner table. The salt and pepper figures are identical in shape, differing only in their color and the number of holes in their faces. Designed by Mantilla to connote racial harmony, the shakers form the Yin/Yang symbol when viewed from above. Absolutely adorable!