National Sandwich Month

Sandwiches. An entire month! Not that National Sandwich Month is promoted in the same way Black History Month is, but it’s sort of galling that the pro-sandwich factions in our society would even lobby for a whole month in the first place. I mean, I like sandwiches–eat them regularly!–but I’m pretty sure they aren’t worth even a day of commemoration.

Of course, National Something-Something months and days have filled the calendar with so many examples of undeserved commemoration and pointless awareness raising as to be beyond parody. See also: Ultra-Awareness Man“