*DRC waddled out of his basement today! Yes he did! Exicting right? Riiiiigt!

All these people attacking him at once is really doing a number on poor widdle noggin'.

He was furiously typing away with his two pointer fingers.Jabbing at everyone who had dared say a disparaging word. When he heard a rumble from above.

Dun dun dun dunnn! Enter Mommy! She prodded Lil c with the handle of her broomstick and growled.

Get up off of your dead ass and TAKE OUT THAT GARBAGE! These beer cans reek!

Mumbling under his breath.(Mommy means bidness when she has that damn broom handle in her paw.)

WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LIL MAGGOT?

Mommy flung the broom handle with all her might and knocked lil cocky to the ground.

He was laying there flat on his back when a bum (who had collected a shit load of piñatas from the GOOD dumpster behind Party City) stumbled by.

Cocky was so angry that he beat the piss out of the bum and took all of his piñatas!Lil c is mean when he is hung over.

He rubbed his goose egg and looked down at his haul..

There was a cat head piñata For Imp. Lil c HATES CATS!

A piñata covered in logic for East. Lil c HATES LOGIC!

A democratic piñata for Angel. Because she believes in freedom and equality between people. Even aholes like lil c. She is nice like that! lil c HATES Democracy!

There was an Aunt Jemima piñata for Zulu. Lil c HATES syrup!

There was a Lone Ranger piñata for North Lil c HATES masked men!

There was a Ringo piñata for Beetle. lil c HATES computer savvy peeps

So one by one he hung them all. He found the broom handle and started whaling away. He wacked and he swung he grunted and stood on his tippy toes but he just couldn't make contact with any of them.

His stick was too short!!!!!

On a lower branch there hung The Donald Trump piñata. Llil c didn't want to hit that one. But the sky opened up and he thought he heard an Angel sing (more of a snicker and a giggle as Angel knew what the Trump piñata was filled with.)

THAT annoyed Lil c, he pulled back and gave ol' Trump a solid SMACK! Trump cracked open and the shit flew.His half pint of rot gut also flew from his back pocket.

The bum came back just in time to see Lil c going all ape shit on the Trump piñata.

The bum said

that guy must have been really depressed that Trump won the election?... oh, whiskey! Alright!'

And have a good day all!!

*Drc was conceived through anal sex,there is no way that being that much of an asshole is natural.

I won't expose you...so far no one has figured you out yet. Zulu, North and two others have asked me but I won't blow your cover....nope. E-mail me and I'll tell you who you are. Then you will understand that I reeeeeeeeeeeely do have "certain" skills....yes I do.

Kudo, you poor misunderstood, talented individual you. Very good and clever stuff.

beetle beetle beetle..I am somewhat disappointed. No, I am not drac. Although I did find some of his prose of old to be brill! So I will take that as backhanded compliment. I don't feel this drac is THAT drac. This guy just doesn't have the same bite!

I can see that you enjoy a good mystery. But please allow me enjoy my time here.Does it really matter who I am? Who I was? Who is anybody?

As a simple man once wrote,

my blog my rules!I

So no more guesses we don't have a winner.

I enjoy total creative control

beetle105

Nov 9 @ 11:51PM

^^^And with that it proves that I don't do any hacking.....mission accomplished.