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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Dumbest Quotes Of The Decade

This is interesting. The conservatives overwhelmingly have the greatest number of dumb quotes. Guess who won the competition?

Steven Seagal: “People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.”

Christina Aguilera : "Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

Kanye West : “I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down
as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest
voice.”

Ted Stevens: "The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

Britney Spears:

1 "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like
eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

2 "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

David Hasselhoff: "I've got taste. It's inbred in me."

Sarah Palin:

1" All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these
years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads,
interview with Katie Couric

2" It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down,
plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but
that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." -
announcing her resignation as governor.

Craig T. Nelson: "I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No." -- on lack of fiscal responsibility

Dana Perino: "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."

Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007: "I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because
some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and eh I believe
that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education
over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to
build up our future... for our children."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

Michele Bachmann: "This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever.
Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is
that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is
normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."

Glenn Beck : "Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It
is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is
globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what
Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global
warming bandwagon [are doing]."