Originally posted by BattlezoneThey'll be in Playboy together within ten years.

Quit dreaming...I'll take that bet. Although some may say only because I win either way.

But really folks...they aren't THAT bad. The appeal lies in the fact that yes, they're twins, PLUS the combo that they look kinda like an 18 year-old Cameron Diaz and we've watched them since they were, literally, a couple months old. If they looked like an 18 year-old...I dunno...Candace Cameron Bure, we probably wouldn't be having this discussion. They also exude "innocence," which can drive many men crazy.

I love how people celebrate young starlets turning eighteen because, you know, it was only the legality of the whole thing that kept you from fucking them.

"Dad was also a deeply, unabashedly religious man. But he never made the fatal mistake of so many politicians wearing his faith on his sleeve to gain political advantage. True, after he was shot and nearly killed early in his presidency, he came to believe that God had spared him in order that he might do good. But he accepted that as a responsibility, not a mandate. And there is a profound difference."---Ron Reagan Jr.

Lindsay Lohan is hot, no two ways about it. Of course, she's not legal yet, so I'll refrain from making too many comments about it right now.

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like shit, but Ashley's pretty hot. I think it was Stuff magazine that said Mary-Kate is overrated and Ashley is underrated. (I'm paraphrasing here)-- “Mary-Kate thinks she's the shit, but Ashley totally is.”

Originally posted by ekedolphinMary-Kate is overrated and Ashley is underrated.

Um, maybe its just my opinion getting in the way, but isn't that statement sorta like saying, "Steve Guttenburg was overrated in Three Men and a Baby and was underrated in Police Academy?"

However you slice it, it's still Steve Guttenburg.

"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise."

Originally posted by ZeruelMaybe we need a countdown for Hogan's daughter. She just turned 16 and her and the Hulkster were just on the 9am June 15th Cold Pizza on ESPN2 hyping her band. I don't half fancy her.

Can you imagine showing up to that house as a teenager? I had dads intimidate me when I was in high school, but I can't imagine showing up and having Hogan open the door.

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Originally posted by ZeruelMaybe we need a countdown for Hogan's daughter. She just turned 16 and her and the Hulkster were just on the 9am June 15th Cold Pizza on ESPN2 hyping her band. I don't half fancy her.

I watched that interview this morning, and she looks 25. I couldn't believe that she is 16. (Psst, she's a butterface, so whether she is legal or not, I'm not digging her).

A lot of the fantasy for guys about the Olsen Twins is the money you would worm into. Mary-Kate and Ashley finally get all the millions from their trust fund, so like Dunkndollaz said, the money would be the reason to overlook Mary-Kate's anorexia.

I actually wonder how rattled the twins are by the NY Minute dud. They have to know that they can't just do tweenager straight-to-video flicks anymore, and yet the movie watching public isn't willing to accept them just on their names alone. Their life stories are going to be more interesting to watch than their body sizes.

Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house...Crow T. Robot- A man?Joe Wilson- An interocitor incorporating an electron sorter.Cal Meechum- Oh, she'd probably gain 20 pounds while it did all the work for her.Tom Servo- Cal, you bitch!

Originally posted by ekedolphinLindsay Lohan is hot, no two ways about it. Of course, she's not legal yet, so I'll refrain from making too many comments about it right now.

The last thing I read is that she is with Fez (Wilmer Valderamma, who is 24) from "That 70s Show" anyway.

Did anyone see the MTV Cribs that they did with him on it? What a chode, all he did during the thing was refer to himself in the 3rd person as "Big Wil" and brag about how he goes to the gym.

I still think those boobs are fake (as does Bill Simmons, see my signature), I wish I had the website where a guy found a picture where a scar was where they usually insert the implant. If she didn't have the boobs put in, she is above average looking but nothing special in my book.

(edited by thecubsfan on 15.6.04 1509)Ralph Wiley: Sorry, we had a chat room accident. It was like Freaky Friday. In fact, like Lindsay Lohan, I just inexplicably grew a pair of 36D's. --quote actually during an ESPN chat when Bill Simmons accidentally was put under Ralph Wiley's name