Friday February 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

A customer asks a bartender, “What’s that drink you’re mixing.” The bartender tells the customer, “I call it a lil’ Texas Shooter. It’s sugar, milk and rum.” The customer asks, “Is it good?” The bartender tells him, “You bet. The sugar gives you pep and the milk gives you plenty of energy.” “And the rum?” asks the customer? And the bartender replies, “That gives ya plenty of ideas what to do with all that pep and energy.”