He’s Only Pretending to be a Ladies’ Man

EOnline – I know what you’re thinking: Is anybody in Hollywood straight? Skanky David Duchovny is. Brad Pitt maybe. I think that might be it! But seriously, the town’s full of pooftahs. Get friggin’ used to it. Always has been that way—always will be. It’s a community full of creative types, babe, that’s just the way it goes!

Take Saucy Bossy, for ince. He’s made a living by exuding the easy, cool side of powerful in his acting, his looks, his walk, all his endeavors. Ya know, he’s just one of those handsome, effortless figures who command authority, with just a touch of kink on the side.

Well, doll-babes, I’m here to tell you… It’s a helluva lot more than just a damn “touch” for Saucy’s libidinous bent! He sneaks dudes right and left into wherever he’s hanging, whether it’s his house in L.A. or whatever hotel room he happens to be partying in while on location.

Oh, and all those (female) big-butt babes Bossy’s always feeling up in public, at events, in clubs, etc.? “It’s all an act,” said a member of S.B.’s management team, which is terrified somebody’s gonna catch Saucy getting vroom service from the guys.

Jeez, I swear. It’s one thing for a single guy to live a lie like this. But should a dad being doing this? What a horrible message of deceit this sends to Bossy’s kid! (I mean, it’s only a matter of time before the kiddo discovers pops is a down-low kinda man).

Dam. If I could come back in another life as a woman, it would totally be CoCo. I am a hetero woman and she is so f’ing hot. Who cares if it is surgically enhanced ( I really hate that) but she is a cream dream.

okay, call me naive but ive never thought of vin diesel, jamie foxxxxx, or p diddy as gay. although i think the jamie foxx guess is the best one, you guys mind telling me who all is gay and why you actually think so. i love gay men so the more the merrier, but im always left pretty baffled by all of the people you guys are so adamant on being gay.

Matthew McConaughey? Vin Diesel? Both are majorly on the dl. Both hired women to bear them a child. Matthew’s beard was paid with seed money to start her handbag line, among other perks. It’s amoral and disgusting to bring kids into a big, fat lie.

It’s totally Jamie Foxx. I’ve thought he was in the closet for a while simply because the man IS hot, was on top of the world when he played Ray Charles, and you NEVER see or hear about him dating anyone.

This doesn’t refer to Will Smith. He’s married, and has multiple kids. Plus, gay rumors about him have been circling for a while now.

Down low in reference to being gay but not coming out was originally used in the black community, although it is not limited to that group. This makes me think it’s a black actor. It’d be HILARIOUS if it were Ice-T, because his character was talking about it on SVU one time. Don’t think it’s him though.

Borrowed from The Realestalker:
In fact, back in 2006 the neighbors famously called the po-leese complaining that a nekkid basketball game was being played on Mister Foxx’s private half-court. Yes children, that’s right, nood basketball. Can you imagine anything less sexy? All that man-junk flying around hither and yon is not attractive and quite frankly it sounds more than a little painful. Mister Foxx claimed he was not home when the po-po showed up to put the kibosh on the game and has said that most of the nekkid dribblers were in fact ladees, a reasonable explanation from a man who has long battled rumors of enjoying the sexual company of another man every now and then.

Most of these male celebrities marry lesbians…(to carry their children)!

These men don’t consider themselves as “gay”. They are having sex with people who wore born with a penis and a vagina. Jay-Z considered this the best of both worlds. These people were birthed through incestuous relationships.

That’s why most loose men in hollywood will never admit that they are gay!

They prefer to have sex with someone born with a penis and vagina (hermaphrodites or intersexuals)…

i am going with foxx or vin. both had rumors. did not know foxx had a kid. used to dress up as a woman on in living color in 90s. seemed pretty at home there.
bi seems to say he is black by using “DL” which is term for black undercovers; also, pic is of denzel. vin is partially black, but like most mixed celebs, opts for the non white (unless the role calls for it, like boiler room).