Non Disney Disigns (Carnival Cruise)

Looking to see if any talented DISigner would like to do a couple things for our cruise. We are traveling on the Carnival Freedom March 25-April 3 during the spring break. Something cute and catchy... even funny. Now we will have the kiddos so have to keep it somewhat clean LOL. All I can think of is
"8days of Freedom is priceless"
"You can take our Money but you cant take our Freedome" (braveheart like LOL)
Maybe even something like "Goodbye Mickey hello Freddy" Since were leaving Disney for Carnival.

Anything is appriciated. thanks all! Wish I had the talent you all do to do this LOL but mine would like a let the kids do it LOL