I’m not quite sure if Abigail Ratchford is trying to maintain her modesty or squeezing off a milk shot into the stalked eyes of sand crab. I don’t care. She’s the new hot thing in Los Angeles area beach modeling and the perfect teachable moment to talk to your kids about sex. I might start with boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, but I’d skip quickly to how awesome it is to flop around in bed with a girl with massive hooters. Make sure you get to tell your son about French fucking before Abigail puts on a towel and school ends abruptly. The world needs great teachers.