Two things I will never understand

Women who complain in their blogs about the travails of being a mother. Yes, being a mom is hard. It can be really frustrating and exhausting and you often wonder what the hell you got yourself into. But the more you bitch about the ramifications of your own choice to have a child, then have another child, and cast yourself as “just a mom,” utterly devoid of a life outside of mothering, complain about the poop accidents, etc. etc., the more you start to look like an asshole. Suck it up and get your tubes tied, Job.

Why anyone would think that any product having a direct impact on your intestines should have the word “burst” in the title. Sheesh.