- must perform attempt while llistening to a recording of Jeff Daniels reciting the Gettysburg Address- must be performed by a single person- must raise both eyebrows on each raise- may start eyebrow raises as soon as song begins- may not touch eyebrows during the attempt- no outside assistance permitted - must provide unedited video evidence

Harmon: Being the original creator of this category, you have the right to add in the rule. We will go ahead and move Shane's attempt to 'denied' and Shane: Majority of the community feel that your attempt does not go along with the spirit of the record and we would very much like it if you re-do this again without using your hands.