Daystar, TBN ready for Messiah in JerusalemThe Christian TV broadcasters both have their offices set up on a holy city hill, poised for Jesus, and are spreading the gospel to Jews in Israel.

JERUSALEM — If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible, America's two biggest Christian broadcasters are well-positioned to cover it live thanks to recent acquisitions of adjacent Jerusalem studios on a hill overlooking the Old City.

Everyone knows supernatural beings won't show up on any type of camera system.

You got that right, anyone who watches Ghost Hunters knows that. Now what they need is one of those extra sensitive radiation frequency, motion detecting, spirit sensing, high bi-polar field, parabolic inducing cameras (ESRFMDSSHBPPIC for short). Then they might catch a glimpse of HIM.

Why the hell can't they do something useful, like start a program called "Holy crap, I hope I'm right", where they discuss their feeble thoughts on camera. Not the bible, but why they believe that crap.

I'm running out of patience. At least in the states, too many people with single digit IQ's are trying to explain away everything real and institute their fairy tale as as replacement. We've got to stop laughing at their crap and start shoving it down their throats. I, for one, have decided to stop being a nice atheist when confronted with theistic stupidity.

Entire TV stations dedicated to something that never happened and never will happen? It's like 24/7 re-runs of "Murder She Wrote", without the realistic scenarios.

Forty years lost in the desert, thousands of years lost in their egos. What's next? Our only hope is that some believer sees the face of jesus in a sewage sludge pond and they all jump in to join him.

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Anyone can beat around the bush. But unless you have permission from the bush, you probably shouldn't.

Why the hell can't they do something useful, like start a program called "Holy crap, I hope I'm right", where they discuss their feeble thoughts on camera. Not the bible, but why they believe that crap.

I'm running out of patience. At least in the states, too many people with single digit IQ's are trying to explain away everything real and institute their fairy tale as as replacement. We've got to stop laughing at their crap and start shoving it down their throats. I, for one, have decided to stop being a nice atheist when confronted with theistic stupidity.

Entire TV stations dedicated to something that never happened and never will happen? It's like 24/7 re-runs of "Murder She Wrote", without the realistic scenarios.

Forty years lost in the desert, thousands of years lost in their egos. What's next? Our only hope is that some believer sees the face of jesus in a sewage sludge pond and they all jump in to join him.

Why the hell can't they do something useful, like start a program called "Holy crap, I hope I'm right", where they discuss their feeble thoughts on camera. Not the bible, but why they believe that crap.

I'm running out of patience. At least in the states, too many people with single digit IQ's are trying to explain away everything real and institute their fairy tale as as replacement. We've got to stop laughing at their crap and start shoving it down their throats. I, for one, have decided to stop being a nice atheist when confronted with theistic stupidity.

Entire TV stations dedicated to something that never happened and never will happen? It's like 24/7 re-runs of "Murder She Wrote", without the realistic scenarios.

Forty years lost in the desert, thousands of years lost in their egos. What's next? Our only hope is that some believer sees the face of jesus in a sewage sludge pond and they all jump in to join him.

I wish they had tried to jump inside the dog's ass that resembled Jesus last year. They probably had their own translation of the whole "eye of a needle" thing. Like, "Yeah, Bubba, pray hard and we'll fit!"

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2nd of all, if all you believe in is peer-reviewed papers, you won't go very far in life...