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Lyon wrote:Heck, this is like a favorite topic for us guys. Several months ago Arti and I had a long debate on whether our favorite movie fart scene was in "Dodgeball", "Blazing Saddles" or "Dumb and Dumber".

If you like farting, you should get a CPAP machine. I've always been a good farter but that thing forces pressurized air into your stomach all night long so by morning I've got the capacity to play the long version of "Stairway to Heaven" with an encore of "Boogie with Stu".

The good thing is that it's mostly air so no one has a valid reason to complain. The bad thing is that, because it's mostly air, they won't light.

Bob

That is FUNNY! I dont care who you are! I got tears in my eyes...Personally, I liked it in "Professor Clump" when the old man was "cleaning his colon" at the dinner table! Then Herculies started farting. That was classic

A CPAP machine huh? might have to give it a try

BTW.. If farting is so rude and nasty, why do people laugh at it? You could be in a room full of sad people, Fart, and everyone will start laughing? Personally, it's one of my hobbies...

Peek, you answered your own question... We want everyone to hear it! Then we want to hear about how nasty it sounded and how bad it smells! I like to do "Drive Bys" in the grocery store... Poot, then walk around and spread it so eveyone gets a whiff!!!

Speaking of restroom edicate for the ladies. My wife says if someone else walks in while she is in a stall, she will wait for them to leave so she wont be heard!!! What? Are you kidding me? You women should hear what a mens restroom sounds like! Complete with the "grunts"!!!!

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