"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"

"Rikki Don't Buy That Hummer"

Aurelius

The Lyrics

I hear you're wanting some new wheelsI thought your little Scion was doin' greatI guess you just convinced yourself it's underweightI hope you have a change of heart...

Rikki don't buy that HummerHave you lost your ever-lovin' mind?It would seem your discernment has declinedRikki don't buy that HummerThink of how your money's spentYou might use it for something betterLike food and rent

It's such an ugly beast, you must admitYou could go out driving and go off-roadJust how practical does that seem, I don't knowI hope you have a change of heart...

Rikki don't buy that HummerHave you lost your ever-lovin' mind?It would seem your discernment has declinedRikki don't buy that HummerThink of how your money's spentYou might use it for something betterLike food and rent

(Instrumental)

I know you want an S-U-VBut not the size of TennesseeI hope you have a change of heart

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