Will Smith and Martin Lawrence say they support a second “Bad Boys” sequel but won’t make anything official until they’ve read a script. [Celebitchy] — Please, don’t do that. My ears, eyes, and mind can’t take another craptastic, shoot ‘em up movie.

Kelly Preston was supposed to speak at the annual Women’s Conference, which would have been the first time she addressed the death of her son, Jett Travolta, publicly, but she said in a statement that it was too soon and she’s still in the process of healing. [PopEater]

Greg Lott, a former football player, claims he had an affair with Farrah Fawcett for the last 11 years of her life. [Mail Online] — And what’s the point of him discussing this now?

“Death Proof” is the ultimate chick flick for women who are tired of blonde-succeeds-in-workplace movies. [Lemondrop] — I know I loved the scene in which the women finally kicked Kurt Russell’s ass.

Will Arnett is actually the one holding up the “Arrested Development” movie, not Michael Cera. [NY Daily News] — Maybe one day I’ll actually watch an episode of this show to see what all the hoopla is about.

You can’t spend all your life hiding behind your hair — it’s time to meet people and these five pickup tips are perfect for the shy girl. [Your Tango]

A Connecticut man put his parents up for sale on Craigslist as a joke. Thankfully, his parents have good senses of humor. [Fox News] — You can buy anything these days.

A New Jersey teacher has been charged with accepting more than $1,400 from students looking for a better grade. [1010WINS.com] — Damn, grades come cheap nowadays. Just kidding, but teachers don’t really make that much.