So let’s start with her ongoing divorce from former manager Kendu Isaacs. As Ryan relays in today’s Ryan Report, Isaacs not only wants their pre-nup nullified he wants spousal support. “Mary says kick rocks” – in Ryan’s words.

OK. Meanwhile, TV’s daytime talk show host Wendy Williams has advised (with the cameras rolling) that Blige would have better luck romantically if she dated outside of her race. Her exact words: “Quite frankly she needs to go the Tina Turner route. She needs to get herself a nice white man.”

And if you thought Blige was hurt by the response to that Burger King chicken commercial a few years ago (“What’s in the new chicken wrap?!) – as she conceded to Angie Martinez – then you won’t be surprised by what she JUST posted to her 5.67 million followers: “EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!! #takethat #Haters #crabinabarrel #simpleminded #411.” (The tweet has since been deleted.)

“I never heard Mary go in like that!” remarked Jarard J, in today for Wanda Smith. “[Mary’s] got a little feist but I ain’t never heard all that, though. OK Mary!”