1. Totally obsessed fan of Twilight2. being in love with at least one member of the Cullen Clan3. Being insane4. Having at least two teams and/or ships listed in your siggy5. Calling it a siggy instead of a signature, an avatar is an avi6. Having multiple friends from places you have never even visited.7. Actually knowing what all those abbreviations and titles mean8. Having argued over a fictional character, multiple times. 9. Giving a wannabe Twiposer a beatdown10. Having joined a group of people, just because they are in your age group11. Being majorly upset that in a few years you will have to leave said group of people in your age group12. You log in just to tell your Lex friends you are in a bad mood, because you know they make you happier.13. You refuse to post regularly after reaching a rank based on your favorite character.14. You constantly sneak onto the Lex at school, instead of doing work.15. You say, 'screw my drama review, I need to post on the Q & A, and while I'm on, why not head to The Twilight zone...'16. Instead of doing homework at night.. you post on the Flight to Pheonix17. Instead of sleeping, you wait for the lexicon to unspazzify.18. Instead of getting ready for your softball game, you wait till the last minute to get dressed just so you can send one last post/IM. 19. You check the lexicon before you check your email.20. You agree with pretty much everything on this list so far.21. Your head turns when you hear your mafia/army/unitedness nickname(s)22. You tell your friends all your new nickames, but when they ask how you got them, you say it's too hard to explain.23. You know exactly what rank that n00b is going to get next24. When you are walking through the mall, you think about things your Lex friends would like.24.5 You see out-of-state license plates and think of Lex friends that live in the state/country that car is native to25. You decide not to watch your fave TV show when its actually on, because your lex friends are having an epic conversation26. You have downloaded AIM/MSN/YIM or some form of IMs just to talk to your lex friends more often.27. you answer instant messages from lex friends before you answer instant messages from people you have actually met28. Your parents/spouse/guardian/roommate ask you "What in the world are you doing on the computer so much?"29. You fear the day when people move on from their Twilight obsession.30. You have pre-ordered the Twilight DVD, and told many people about it.31. You plan a petition to have your lex friend's internet ban lifted.32. You spend your days thinking of conversations on the Lex33. After your initial panic from #29, you remember real Twilighters never leave34. You are sleep deprived because you spend hours sitting on the lex talking and posting.35. But that doesn't stop you from going straight to the lex first thing the next morning.36. You spend time looking for cool avvies, siggys, and pictures to show your lex friends.37. You know the real name of most of the users you see at the bottom of the page38. You have learned new facts about a different country or continent or state because of your lex friends.39. You learned about a different religion from a lex friend40. You are not surprised this list is so long.41. You rush to youtube to listen to a song because a lex friend recommended it.42. You have learned to like a new kind of music or singer because of a lex friend.43. You feel like your lex friends are your best friends in real life44. You thought to yourself, Aww.. thats true! For #4345. You have gotten more virtual hugs, glomps, and happy tackles than you can count from your lex friends46. You have given a lex friend a virtual happy birthday song, greeting, or spanking!47. You do 46 through both a ping, and an announcement in huge font on any thread you have a chance of seeing the lex friend.48. You wonder how many requirements there actually are for being a Lexer.49. You realize that you can't just make an account on the Lexicon and call yourself a lexer.50. You have admitted to yourself that either, you agree with everything on this list, or you are really not a lexer or Twilight fan.51. You went and rated HGE 1 apple out of 5, but wish there was an option for zero, because nothing compares to Twilight Lexicon.52. You have seen or used the mustache man smiley. :{)53. When you go to handwrite something, and realize you’ve lost some of that skill. (Chloe) 54. You were very excited when you found out Naureen made her 5000th post!

dang. I wish I had been here. I could have thought of some good people for the dartboard. oh well.so, I'm listening to Fall Out Boy. I feel old. and...no one is here, I don't think.I should be tired, but I'm not!

ah! new ping! :]

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