Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with
an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When
you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and
obey" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd
appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the
minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved
to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it
comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in
the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your
life and swear eternally before G-d and your lovely wife that you
will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall
live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a
deal."
The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back: "She
made me a much better offer."