Limerick Poems About Mom | Mom Limerick Poems

Mom caught her boob in the washer’s wringer
Rotor made Mom an opera singer
Tit for tat, she got redder
Pop struggled with the lever
I pulled the plug, was able to spring ‘er
Wow! Mum is the word on this awful day
We don’t refer to this deed of foul play
“Hah! Your Dad’s a dud," she cried
As with pain pills she was plied
Now under the radar Pop stays away
*Entry for David William’s Palindrome Mad Contest
By Carolyn Devonshire
Palindrome Words:
Mom, boob, rotor, tit, tat, redder, Pop, Wow, Mum, refer, deed, Hah!, Dad, dud, radar

I was a child of only seven years,
adventurous, bold, I had no fears.
Into the woods I would go
after my Mom told me "No."
But worth the spanking and the tears.
These days the woods are worrisome,
fear I may trip and land on my bum.
Things live there I didn't see
when I was young and carefree.
With age, it's to caution I have succumb.
{ { { February 14th, 2016 } } }

He walks into the room each day at six
As around their Dad all five children mix
He smiles at them with glee
Meantime he sneers at me
So I get prepared to take all his licks
“What have you been doing all day?” he asks
No appreciation for all my tasks
“Washed clothes and changed diapers
Don’t need any gripers”
This insensitive father wears two masks
Each morning his breakfast is served on time
Later, vodka collins are served with lime
He never shops for food
Says my cooking’s no good
And when he bathes, the tub is filled with grime
My Mom said, “Men just work from sun to sun,
But a woman’s housework is never done”
I found a new game plan
A hearty, handsome man
Together, my husband we could outrun
May 25, 2012
*Entry for David’s 3 H contest

H is for Happy, a tickled pink smiley
A jam on a pancake, made of strawberry
to start-up a day
when you can just play
dress like a princess, and mom is the fairy.
H is for Happy, a birthday wish for you,
to feel in your heart, though everything is new
to laugh and then giggle
to dance and then jiggle
run, skip and wiggle like that day at the zoo.
22 September 2015
E is for Emotion Contest
Sponsor: Casarah Nance

Let Him Go (Limerick)
Our mom told us how she chose her beau,
With an “eeny, meeny, miny, moe!”
Of course it didn’t last,
With a choice so half-assed!
But at least it taught the fool to grow!
Child Support (Haiku)
Parental disputes
Had placed us in the middle
Of their divorce wars
Divorce (Couplet)
He left her to fend for us alone, blasé with his remiss,
She chose to break this conjugal bond without marital bliss.
For (Destroyer ((Poet’s ~DIVORCE CLUB~ Contest

An Egyptian I never could be,
but since reading of their history,
in limerick form
I now write to inform
my friends of the Gods’ family tree.
From “Waters of Chaos” came Nun,
the only God under the sun.
The first piece of ground
rose up as a mound.
Hun stood there and coughed up a son!
Hun spat out the God of Air, Shu,
and he spat out a cute goddess too.
Tefnut was her name.
Moisture was her fame.
She and Shu beget children - two!
Their son was named Geb; the girl, Nut.
I’m not sure how to say her name, but
I sure like to say
Goddess Sky’s name the way
that rhymes with the famous King Tut.
When he laughed, the son Geb, “God of Earth,”
made the earth shake beneath his great girth.
I think Geb is busy
in modern days, for he
quakes often, for he’s fond of mirth!
For the tale to proceed, there ensued
some more incest, and not to be crude,
Nut, the Goddess of Sky,
got it on with the guy,
King of Earth, and they had a big brood.
There came forth from their coupling,
Queen Isis and a new Earth King,
Osiris, who was
a good king because
he ruled all rebirth, a great thing!
One son, against harmony, came
to kill Osiris, and his name
was Seth; once again
like the story of Cain -
an envious brother to blame.
But Seth got his just desserts when,
having married his Mom Isis, then
he was killed by HIS son,
named Horus, who won
the throne, and so “good” ruled again.
From Seshat to Sekmet to Rah,
Gods were worshipped by ancients with awe.
You’d have worshipped them too
had you been born to do
your poems on papyrusHa ha.

Mama eagle’s dear chickies were ill,
so she told them to lie very still.
“You just wait here for me,”
she said most tenderly.
Then she flew off to get them a pill.
Baby eagles, like most kids, detest,
taking pillsMom returned to the nest
with dead mice in her bill
which concealed the crushed pill
Doctor Stork had prescribed with good rest!
For John Freeman's
"Pure Thoughts On Nature Poetry Contest"

The poem in the mind
There is only enough space in my mind
For just a poem and there you I find
Can’t think of another thing
My mind singing what you sing
To all else except you I’m rather blind.
I know you are an involved mom of six
And what toll it takes bringing up those chicks
On your spirit and body
Your life was never gaudy
But the essence of such a gracious mix.
Adorable are your traits which are rare
Attributes, six, are your children so fair
They are love, care and beauty
Passion, power and frailty
Here’s the perfect woman beyond compare.
@ 23 feb 13
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Entry for PD's contest on 5 mar 13

Naughty Potty Pavarotti
There was a young man named Pavarotti
His parents thought he was rather naughty
Because he sang tenor
He could not draw banger
For his mom made him sit on the potty.
Written: 5/10/15
Theresa
At the time I wrote this I was going to enter it into a contest
but as always I missed the contestOh well chalk it up to another
limerick has been penned.

A latchkey kid was I,
A fact I cannot deny.
My mom started working,
Which caused some tear-jerking,
As I kissed my freedom good-bye.
I was the eldest of three,
So responsibility fell upon me,
To make sure chores were done,
And supper begun,
While my siblings reported to me.
Mom knew I could be counted upon,
To keep an eye on things while she was gone.
But at times I resented,
My time with friends prevented,
Since I was the oldest one.
Looking back I truly can say,
I have no regrets to this day.
Growing up as I did,
May have been rough as a kid,
But it made me who I am today.

It's a picture of Lucas and me.
We're cuties you have to agree.
The love that we share
with our Mom "Randa Bear",
is in the smile on my face that you see.
Poet: Ralph Taylor 5/2/11
Contest: Brotherly Love

There once was a big bloke of a poke
fella’s mom screw’d him if he'd cocke
Hard games still he play’d
Lil' stick not he let stray’d
went in and came quickly as a stroke
Limerick, 5 lines syllable count 9,9,6,6,9
Rhyme Scheme: aabba
Date write: 10.06.2014
Contest Bawdy Limerick II
Sponsor:Roy Jerden

The day was long and she was spent
off to the pool our hot mom went
asked for some lotion
and dreamlike potion
drifting away she was content
Before to long she had awoke
sounds of pleasure the pool boy spoke
she fell for his charms
and into his arms
he was large now her seat is broke
Jan Allison
They soon were misbehaving
her bikini top he was waving
they broke every rule
had a romp in the pool
he pretended he was lifesaving
San Woo
It did appear a good ruse
as sugar daddy accused
but the lip to lip
was below her hips
so she yelled, "It's sexual abuse"
He screamed, "You think I'm obtuse?"
I am not even amused
for your lusty slips
you shall get no tips
I shall go find a new muse
Chris Green
She only meant to get some sun
but now her plan became undone
a shadow loomed
as something bloomed
the pool boy said, "Let's have some fun"
John Lawless
Oh her pirated boy he moved fast
as they replayed a game from the past
but in her haste
and no longer chaste
forgot the plank she'd just slid down
Darren White
She lay on her back in the pool
the pool boy grinned like a fool
he spring boarded too
from ten meters mind you
and landed on her, that's not cool
Jean Murray
He landed on her...but wait
his aim was true for his mate
he dived right in
it was win, win, win
they both felt it was great
Daniel Turner
He showed to her his cleaning tool
that hot momma started to drool
he cleaned her alright
way into the night
came back the next day for the pool
It was so hard to do his job
she had become his new heartthrob
she sunned in the nude
and his eyes were glued
to her furry thing-a-ma-bob
James Andersen
She was never a prude
loved basking in the nude
he cleaned the pool
then flashed his tool
she never felt more screwed
She had come from old money
was a pretty hot bunny
he was such a fool
never cleaned the pool
long as he calls her honey
Charmaine Chircop
He always called her sweet honey
sugar babe, chick, and hot mummy
she called him her bear
with no manly hair
who sucked on her pears and tummy
Daniel Turner
Her husband home early from work
looked out the door with a smirk
out in the lounge chair
the pool boy was bare
while his wife did some needlework
Demetrios Trifiatis
Hot mom desired the strong handsome pool boy
she wished to use him as a pleasure toy
come she said let us two play
can't wait, please do not delay
but be careful my seat not to destroy
*who wants to add?*

I start my life out everyday ,Often in the same ol' way,
I eat ,
I smile,
I bathe and crawl back n forth, Some days , I ride my rocking horse,
But nothing prepares for mt goal,
Oh my !! Do hurry I want to roll,
My wheels are the whitest , I have seen,
My spokes are the shinest , Oh how they beam,
I do love summer time,,
My shocks are the raddest, They bounce and they bounce,
My ride is way to cool,
I can't wait till ,I get to school,
I have to check my get and go,
Sometimes, Mom is kinda slow,
I coo and I coddle so she gets some gas,
I really want to get there fast,
My diaper bag packed and ready to go ,
We are the hippest , I want to roll,
We stroll right by the other rides, Mine is the Coolest mom confides,
I bounce and I giggle all the way to play !
OH My , what a wonderful day,!

April The Giraffe
There is a giraffe in a zoo
Named April and she ate for two
For pregnant she was
Spectators abuzz
And soon little hooves peaked right through
In minutes he fell to the ground
So perfectly healthy and sound
His mom cleaned him well
He stood and then fell
But soon he was walking around.
Sweet April and vet got along
Took care of her all the year long
But touching her calf
Scared Mama giraffe
To kick him where kicks don't belong!
A mom is as fierce as can be
When guarding her new-born, you see
Although there is trust
Hands off is a must
Or price you will pay horribly!
Sandra MHaight
~1st Place~
Contest: Limerick Contest Back By Popular Demand
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Judged: 06/20/2017

There was a young lady from Wheeling
West Virginia, that is
Who had a peculiar feeling that
Her boyfriend Jack was cheating
She took it to his Mom
“Mom” she said, “your son Jack
Is really pissing me off
I'm ready to hit the ceiling.”
“Ya know,” Mom said, “You crack me up.
I'm tickled he goes to your head
He irritates me the same way about you
So I tell him to stay unwed.”
So Mom was the other woman
The young lady from Wheeling suspected
So she lay on her back and considered Mom amd Jack
“I would like to see them dissected!”

There once was an old man from Thomaston
Who said at the young age of ninety-one
Look at that old man try to walk
Walking straddle legged he mocked
One foot in the grave and one slip, he's done

My father said that to me one day
As I was bringing him back to the
Nursing Home after I had carried
Him shopping for the things he
Liked to have one hand at the
Home..He went in at the home
and asked mother, "Do I walk
straddle legged." Mom said,
"I don't think so, why do you
ask?"...

Kate stared out the window as the snow fell,
singing “Frosty the Snowman” very well
She walked to the isthmus,
thinking about Christmas
Kate played “Jingle Bells” with a shiny bell.
She spotted a sled in wanted to ride,
nervous looking ahead as she down slide
“Winter Fairy land” heard playing,
with joy as she was slaying
She enjoyed the sled bells jingle with pride.
Her cousins came over with their new toys
Her mom trimming the Christmas tree with boys
Mom singing “ho ho ho” clear
We were like “no no no” dear
Everyone laughing loud echoes loud noise.
Kate feeling jealous of her cousins gifts
Wonders if Santa Claus got to her lists
Elves stood in her room with bags
Kate face showed the brags
Gloats gifts with joy, noticed in the mists.

Air Pollution
A lad of the ripe age of four
went with mom to the grocery store
as the youngster did scoot
he let out a toot
several customers ran for the door.
Next mom and lad went to the vet
along with their cute canine pet
they tried not to show
that the lad let one go
folks think it’s the dog, I’ll bet.

Tender aged and very afraid of the dark,
Mom would comfort me with her soothing remarks,
night light bright,
still having fright,
she invested in a lullaby music box,
Lullaby lulls my grandson to sleep today,
helps him fall asleep after he prays,
the beautiful tune,
fills his bedroom,
feeling like Mom never went away.
11-2-16
Fictional & For Contest~

There once was the toddler named LeiNah;
Such a pretty young tang was ya could C her;
She loves balloons and animals but to her dismay;
Her mother said no, no way, no animals at this house this i say;
See ya daddy, Oh by the way here's a doll now go sit down you here!
My dear!!!
There once was a girl name LeiNah;
If you don't feed her on time she'll scream at you;
Supper better be good or should give you a right hook;
Her uncle calls her "Death Grip " ;
Her little hand holds you real tight better not get in a fight ;
Or she'll rock your night;
Hit ya so hard you won't your wrong from your right, GOOD Note!
And when she gets older, she'll make them bullies;
Hand over their shoes,
As they run away boo-who, boo-who boo who;
And just how old she is;
I AM ONLY 14 months, ya chump NO! Really;
Unlike Lena Horne;
I'll make you sing soprano if you pull my hair;
I am not a Tomgirl, my Grandpa says I am a MANGIRL!!
Careful I'll steal your joy;
Now TMZ better spell my name right see;
Or I'm gonna tell my mom the real paparazzi;
An unlike " Destiny's Child " Say my name, Say my name;
Muhammad Ali "What's my name, What's my name;
Git it write, I spell my name
LeiNah
Don't mess with me or ya B barefooted and I'll have you shoes around my neck;
And the neck time you see me bully U B writing me out a check;
Now what's my name again
Say my name my new friend;
Spell it now
Git it right
My name is.......
LeiNah And I'm glad to meet ya!!
Ha
Ha
Ha
LeiNah's Song
Written by James Edward Lee Sr (c)2017
Dedicated to MY granddaughter
June 2017

There was a young girl from Nantucket
whose blouse was so long, Mom yelled, "Tuck it!"
Then that mother saw red
when her daughter's thumb bled,
screeching, "There are no bandaidsSuck it!"
April 10, 2018 Cheer up, Viv!
For the Traditional Limerick Contest

MrsDoubtfire
Divorced and so wanting his kids
The custody ruling forbids
Him seeing them much
An idea he'd clutch
Get rescued from fatherhood skids
A Nanny, mom wanted for them
He thought of a plan that's a gem
He would play the role
Of Nanny control
'Her' actions they could not condemn
He called himself MrsDoubtfire
Convinced his ex-wife to him hire
They had not a clue
This Nanny so true
Was everything they would admire.
He dressed up so fine for the part
And shared with them love in his heart
When ex-wife found out
She did turnabout
Half custody, granted, would start.
Sandra MHaight
~1st Place~
Contest: Your Favorite Comedy Movie
Sponsor: Alexis Y.
Judged: 05/20/2018

It's Summer...a hot, humid day.
We go outdoors, swim, heat allay.
Plan dinner to grill,
new recipe will
make family happy, hooray!
Come dinner time, I've lost my glow.
I gather the food really slow...
then ask so polite
want pizza tonight?
Can't cook now, my energy's low.
The kids skip around with this news;
get busy and put on their shoes.
Then head to the car,
the restaurant's not far.
But I have the lazy mom blues!
Don't fret, mom, 'cuz pizza is good!
And after our dinner, we should
get sundaes for all
at that outdoor mall
You need a break, that's understood!
This happens more often than not
on Summer days when it's so hot!
Home cooking is fine
but best to refine
when cooler days come, hit the spot!
Sandra MHaight
~1st Place~
Contest: A Poem NA'd In a July Contest (July 1-24)
Sponsor: Dear Heart a.k.aBroken Wings
Judged: 07/26/2018
(Fiction)