John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans, Sandwiches, and Cocktails

John Hodgman, the inimitable author (most recently of THAT IS ALL, his “final book of ALL WORLD KNOWLEDGE”) and Daily Show expert, held “office hours” on his blog today, answering any questions asked. And it turns out that Hodgmaniacs are a little preoccupied with food!

While the Hodg could be dismissive of some culinary inquiries:

He finally settled the question of both what sandwich is the best sandwich, and hinted at why he might enjoy that sandwich, based on his past as a cheesemonger:

He also ended all future discussion of cocktails (feel free to remind us of this if we ever bring them up again):

And rendered moot questions of vegan experimentation with an evergreen reminder:

Worth remembering whenever the specter of veganism rears its head made entirely of non-animal based fibers and synthetic materials.