Troy Aikman Is an ‘Inbred’ Gym Rat

You may read that headline and think it’s payback for the Skins getting their asses waxed in Week 1 while Dallas left a bootprint on the Browns. But no, this isn’t spiteful, and Troy Aikman doesn’t mean what he said on the back of his sweaty, mulleted, catalog male model-style 1991 Pro Line that way. He just meant inbred like “naturally inherent; innate.” Of course he did.