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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

You fuckers owe me a keyboard. I just gave mine a nose-hosing with a half-bottle of IZZE Sparkling Grapefruit after reading that post. Oddly enough, my sinuses feel clear for the first time all week. Thanks, DrunkCyclist!