Since when did being a Guido or Guidette become a qualification for becoming an author? The latest Jersey Shore cast member to “write” a book is Jenni “JWOWW” Farley. HarperCollins is about to publish Farley’s The Rules According To JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb.

The article also says that previous Jersey Shore-penned literary (ahem) efforts have not done as well as their publishers might have hoped. Are we entirely sure they’re aiming at a demographic that actually reads?The Rules According to JWOWW will be published by William Morrow on February 8th.