Alien Fleshlight

For years, increasing accounts of an Unidentified Fucking Object have been reported by mystified Fleshlight fans with little or no substantiating evidence. The denial of the existence of this object has driven the scandal to levels of near hysteria. Finally, after publicly rebuffing the existence of exxxtra-terrestrial intimacy, the once top-secret "Alien" is now being made available to the public from Fleshlight, the maker of the #1 selling sex toy for men.

Alien Dildo

What took light-years to arrive is now ready to be abducted in your deepest of spaces. Made with the highest quality, platinum cured silicone in extreme detail by Fleshlight®. You will cum-firm, not deny, its massive existence.