Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

March 30, 2011

HEY, PEOPLE OF WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY, WHERE I WAS BORN SHORTLY AFTER THE CIVIL WAR

I'll be stomping around my old stomping grounds next week: On Tuesday I'll be in Pleasantville (where I went to high school) (but they're permitting me to return) to watch the great movie This Is Spinal Tap along with New York Times book critic Janet Maslin, after which she and I will have a discussion that may or may not have anything to do with the great movie This Is Spinal Tap. Then on Wednesday I'll be signing the just-released paperback version of I'll Mature When I'm Dead at the City Center Barnes & Noble.

Annie! Shame, shame. I think I'm going to try to have a fundraiser to bring the RBR's to Shelby, NC. They may even get a glimpse of a blurry Big Foot. BBQ, beer, and the RBR's. That's entertainment. We're also the Liver Mush Capital of the south! We have a Liver Mush Festival every fall and I cannot think of any better entertainment. I will personally make sure each RBR gets all the liver mush he or she can eat. Beer too. You may want to drink the beer first.

Was flying through some airport (I can't remember which one) and picked up I'll Mature, etc..... My traveling companion asked who the hell is Dave Barry...I was embarrassed. Bought them a copy...Needless to say they are now just as worthlesswell-read as I. They went out bought more and became a Dave-head.