From the top, well, the green tie was a little 'eyebrows-raising' but I like the color.

And, the pants, well it looks like something from Peter Maxx or Heinz Edelmann, 60's retro. Wasn't that attractive then, and still is not.

Pale colors with a lot of hue density or 'hotness' like red and orange tend to make the organs they cover look 'bigger'. Manly men usually have muscular thighs--but, 'fat thighs' on men might not be that attractive.

That coloring of a shirt for a man with a skinny chest might be overlooked for the appearance of 'abs', but what man likes to look fluffy?

Is no one noticing that those two are a matched set? Those seething cauldrons came to the party dressed in coordinated outfits, so I'm pretty sure that testosterone is reserved for each other. Alas, women of the world, we shall have to turn to each other for comfort this season . . .

Yay I win! LOL! I "know" Lily because I grew up in Florida and have seen these clothes on the rich asshats that populate the southern florida landscape. It's the perfect example of money not necessarily equaling class.

Of course having said that I really do like the little girl dresses. I just generally refuse to spend more than $30 on a dress that will inevitably end up getting completely trashed by my little tomboy.

Giraffe pant guy knows how wrong it is that he's having to model this fashion abortion, so he demanded a tie and jacket. He loses points for wearing dark shoes without socks though, not to mention his blatant "look at my expensive watch" pose.

Douche in the background is all about the party. His pose says "look at my package in these pink pants!" Plus he's wearing aviators, which are so wrong for just about everybody.

Final analysis? Fucking hideous, no matter how you pose or light the models.

I thought my uncle had the worst pants ever, but these put Uncle Art to shame. If he was still alive, I would be ordering these pants for him right now. He had red, white and blue PLAID pants (this was the 70s/80s), which he wore with a canvas belt that had a nautical motif. Really. God, I loved that man. He was awesome (and color blind, obviously). Did I mention he wore brown saddle shoes with said plaid pants?

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