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Monday, October 15, 2007

DUmmies unload on Nancy Pelosi!

If there is one person the DUmmies hate right now as much as they hate Chimpy McBush, it is. . . . No, it is not Mrs. Clinton. The DUmmies view Hillary the Inevitable with resigned disgust, but not with red-hot hatred. Rather, the target of their flaming arrows, especially lately, has been none other than Speaker of the House of Wax Nancy Pelosi. The DUmmies have been UNLOADING on the Baroness of Botox, as we can see in this THREAD, "Pelosi has got to go!" and this THREAD, "Pelosi, in her most breathless Marilyn Monroe voice." To be sure, San Fran Nan has disappointed the DUmmies ever since she became Speaker, but just over the last week she has absolutely INFURIATED them, by 1) making disparaging remarks about anti-war protesters in her garden and 2) speaking respectfully about President Bush. These two crimes against humanity have sent the DUmmies over the edge, into a state approaching Pelosi Madness Syndrome (PMS)! So let us sit back and enjoy the spectacle of the DUmmies ripping into one of their own Dem leaders, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, concluding that the lack of love for Nancy and Hillary must be because the misogynist DUmmies can't stand strong women, is in the [brackets]:

Pelosi has got to go!

[A frequent problem for older women.]

This just in from Nancy Pelosi, Chief Bush collaborator for the Vichy Democratic wing of the party:

[Veni, Vidi, Vichy: "I came, I saw, I surrendered."]

"We have to make responsible decisions in the Congress that are not driven by the dissatisfaction of anybody who wants the war to end tomorrow," Pelosi told the gathering at the Sofitel, arranged by the Christian Science Monitor. Though crediting activists for their "passion," Pelosi called it "a waste of time" for them to target Democrats. "They are advocates," she said. "We are leaders."

"Look," she said, the chicken breast on her plate untouched. "I had, for five months, people sitting outside my home, going into my garden in San Francisco, angering neighbors, hanging their clothes from trees, building all kinds of things -- Buddhas? I don't know what they were -- couches, sofas, chairs, permanent living facilities on my front sidewalk."

Unsmilingly, she continued: "If they were poor and they were sleeping on my sidewalk, they would be arrested for loitering, but because they have 'Impeach Bush' across their chest, it's the First Amendment."

[Marie Antoinette DISSES the peasants littering her lawn! "They are advocates. We are leaders. Let them eat cake and build their Buddhas. We shall eat our chicken breast and stay at the Sofitel."]

A new personal best in arrogance for Nancy "How may I lick your @$$ today, Mr. President?" Pelosi.

[DUmmie Kelvin Mace is not pleased.]

How dare you! How f***ing DARE you, madam!

[Yes, not pleased.]

YOU are an ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE answerable to the people of this country who elected you, not some tin-plated, overbearing dictator with delusions of godhood who occasionally deigns to come down from Mount Olympus to mingle with the unwashed proles and explain your brand of reality.

[Goddess Nancy has no interest in descending to the Democratic Underworld.]

It's time for the whole blogsphere to treat this woman with the contempt she deserves and ACTIVELY seek to remove her from office next election.

[That will be too late! Put "Impeach Pelosi" across your chest and go sit on her lawn! IMPEACH PELOSI NOW!]

She makes me want to puke in a whole new dimension.

[DUmmie sfexpat2000 is only $10 away from puking in a whole new dimension.]

Oh yeah... stalking is real good politics. those people look like asses doing that sh*t. . . . I don't give a fat rat's butt if Pelosi meets with them or not.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I wish Cindy Sheehan would oppose her in the Democratic primary. I could get her some support.

[Is that you, Hugo Chavez?]

Excuse me? Did you just f*cking call me a FREEPER? If you want to disagree with me fine, do it. But don't you DARE call me a godd*mned freeper. Don't even insinuate it.

[Someone, since deleted, just called Kelvin Mace, of all people, {gasp} a FR**P*R! The dreaded FR word!]

As long as you have a Beemer and wear nice clothes you are welcome to free speech....

[Somebody stuned my Beemer.]

But isn't this the United States of Nancy?

[There are two states of Nancy: 1) Eyebrow-raised look of surprise, and 2) Eyebrow-raised look of surprise. Our Lady of Perpetual Surprise.]

Well, she's not going anywhere, get over it. . . .

[Nancy is your Speaker. Hillary is your Nominee. Get over it.]

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[LOCKED AND UNLOADED! Now on to the latest DUmping on Nancy. . . .]

Pelosi, in her most breathless Marilyn Monroe voice, with George Snuffaluffaguss: "I have great respect for the President...." blink blink, lovely smile.

[I didn't know Nancy was ABLE to blink.]

How can ANYONE have so much respect for this "president" ???? . . . But no........ not our Nancy, she's still in fantasyland somewhere, praying for Dear Leader and pushing her nonpartiasanshit agenda. Her display on TV today is the most sickening performance I've seen by any slick politician in a long time.

[Just wait till the Hillary commercials start.]

YUCK.

[Yuk yuk yuk!]

It makes her look like the weak, spineless wimp she is.

[Yes, but she's YOUR weak, spineless wimp.]

I've claimed for a long time that the reason she won't put impeachment out there is because she has some perverted crush on her president.... she loves him.

[I can just hear her singing, "Happy birthday, Mr. President. . . ."]

WHO made her SAY IT in the first place? Was someone twisting her arm?

[Rove. It's the mind-control thing.]

bzzzz drone "defend the party* bzzzz

[Is that you, Will "the Shill" Pitt?]

Why does she do this crap?

[She has got to go.]

I seriously doubt you have examined the Speaker's back. She strikes me as quite the sturdiest of career women and a sturdy, honorable grandma as well.

[The ol' "grandma" defense.]

Nancy Pelosi stated, and I don't have the exact quote but will find it: The first thing I will do is end the war. Now, I'm thinking she didn't mean the war on drugs or the war on the Easter Bunny.

[It was the war on the Tooth Fairy she meant.]

you are totally twisting my assertions.

[Is that you, benburch?]

It's now time to remove my Pelosi bumper sticker.

[Take off the Kerry-Edwards one while you're at it.]

I am reminded of the fable of the frog king. In case you are unfamiliar with it, there was once a colony of frogs, living happily and peacefully at the edge of the bog, near the big river. Long before the present instant, they had felt the need for a king, a leader to be proud of, whose commitment and sympathies lay with the frogs. With near unanimity, they had elected the log. The log was the remains of an ancient tree stump on which the frogs had sat, sung and sunned for generations beyond memory and all the frogs revered its patience and pleasant demeanor, as well as its contribution to frog society. Then came the night of the big storm. The frogs were nearly paralyzed with shock, disbelief and horror the next morning, as they emerged from shelter and found that the great storms had swept away their king. Leaderless, they were in fear. "Oh, who will protect and save us now?" they cried."The terrorists will surely kill us all. We must have a new, powerful king or we are doomed!" At that moment, a stately crane came walking through the bog, calmly oblivious to danger and obviously powerful and every inch the king you'd most like to have a beer with. Well, the election was held and the frogs elected the crane king. The first thing he did, of course, was start gobbling up frogs.

[Moral: Better a log in the bog for the frog than the reign of a crane in the rain.

What the moonbats are really angry about is Pelosi basically has marginalized them. The moobats thought they were the driving force in the Democratic party. They were right after the 2006 election, and up until Peolosi and the Dimwit leadership realized that Iraq was in better shape then they feared. Unable to hang defeat around GW's neck, she jettisoned the loons, because now they're just an embarrassment. Pelosi knows she owes her position to about 3 dozen "moderate" distritcs in the mid-west. These seats are the most endangered in the house. Hillary will be a drag in these districts, overplaying the moonbat platform could cost the Dems her house. Nancy values her job more then her contituients. So now the moonbats are begining to realize they are no longer useful..except as DUFU fodder. I secretly hope the Dems keep the House in 08'; they're much more entertaining when in power and fail at governing. Then when they're out of power and just whiny.

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