Monday, June 20

The Rules of Engagement

Okay firstly, I would like to register my protest at this mini-task. I feel that, as a lifelong tree-hugger, it is unfair of Big Blogger to place me in a position where I am forced to abandon my anarchist principles and oppress my fellow blogmates. However, if I really must, I may as well enjoy it!

Here, then, are my rules for the house.

1. Possession of a Crazy Frog ringtone to be classified as an offence punishable by instant eviction.

2. It seems that many blogmates have brought iPods into the house. This is fine, however there will be no singing along loudly and tunelessly. Elton Bleedin’ John songs until all hours of the morning are particularly unacceptable.

3. Glasses are to be used for drinks only, and never used because you can’t be bothered to go all the way to the toilets in the middle of the night.

4. Swimming costumes only to be worn in the pool and the jacuzzi. Or skinny-dipping. But definitely nothing which under normal circumstances would be referred to as underpants.

5. One half hour every day is to be set aside for quiet reflection. This is to be used in whatever way you see fit, and nobody is allowed to ask anyone else why their hand is moving quite that quickly underneath their bedclothes.

Those Responsible

The Concept

Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2005. For the next eightsevensixfivefourthreetwo week we will be watching the housemates as they fulfil their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2005. Who will win? You decide... (I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)

The Diary Room

A Concise History

Because it's impossible to keep up with all this random wibbling, Davina-Mike has been kind enough to produce handy-sized summaries of all the comings and goings in the house. So now nobody can complain that they haven't got a clue what's ging on.

Our Links

The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.

So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.

I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...

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Legal Mumbo-Jumbo

The idea may not be original (and we may have borrowed the Eye logo - cheers guys!) but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.