My team is named Kubi Bukuro. It's an ancient Japanese samurai term for the bag they used to carry the decapitated heads of their defeated enemies. I feel this captures the way I approach the fantasy baseball season.

Though I've never been proud of my own names (I'm usually the Isotopes for Simpsons reasons), I thought that the guy in my fantasy football league who named his team "football team" was pretty funny in either a) a totally stupid way or b) a so stupid it's funny way.

"... gas prices are headed through the roof, everyone in the Middle East hates us, Toronto and Seattle are in last place -- happy 1978, everybody!." - Bill Scheft, Sports Illustrated, April 26, 2004

Okay, so I'm a geek, with too much philosophy and too much Bill James number crunching. My team, "Jamesian Pragmatism", finished a distant 4th despite getting Prior in the 9th round last year. Ouch. The name was the best thing about the team.

I love Maroth and I think he has great potential stuck on a bad team(of course he won't be MVP though). The Part I is basically this is my first year using this name and if I win the league I will use "Maroth 4 MVP Part II" next year.

Sean Tracey has my apologies, we all know Ozzie Guillen is an idiot. I'm rooting for you!