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Rulah: 5, 10, 15…Bria: Why don’t you wear armor?Rulah: I do, I just don’t wear thirty kilograms of plate mail. I’m going to check on Gahncai’s flank.Bria: It’s Shadow Iron!Rulah: But it can’t protect everything!Gahncai: All armor is ridiculous.Rulah: 5, 10, 15…Bria: Common fallacy; armor has flaws, but even useful things have flaws.Gahncai: What about chinks in your armor?Bria: I’d rather have flawed armor than no—ow!Rulah: What?Bria: Nothing. Just a small…knife in my elbow.

Bria: How do so many goblins live down here?Gahncai: Goblin life cycle. They life peacefully and breed until they outgrow the local food supply.Rulah: Then they act aggressively until their numbers are thinned. ‘The harsher the winter, the earlier the raids.’Gahncai: They’re probably attacking half of the monsters on this level right now.Rulah: Feels cruel.Bria’s Sword: SLICE!Goblin: Skree!Bria: Maybe we should give them horses.

Bria: So why aren’t you using fire?Rulah: My teacher gets judgey about it.Bria: Ularon is out cold. He won’t mind.Rulah: …fine. Flame Jet!Goblin: Skree!Ularon: uuuuughBria: Did he just roll his eyes while unconscious?Rulah: Probably.

Rulah: I’ve got Ularon! Gahncai, we’re coming in! How’s the room?Gahncai: Temple. Masterwork statues. Otherwise secure.Rulah: Except for the door.Gahncai: You told me to bust the door down.Rulah: I had the idea that it’d be busted in such a way that it wouldn’t stop us, but it would stop a horde of goblins.Gahncai: Well, it’s busted so the winners can eat the losers and then pick their teeth.Bria: I’m not eating goblins!

Rulah: You little—Goblin: NONONononoooo Rulah: Hrah!Goblin:Skreee!Rulah: Wow. Alright. Bria! Ularon is down and we’ve got a pit trap in front of us!Bria: Regular, spikes, or acid?Rulah: Gimme a sec.Bottom of the Pit: Splurk!Rulah: Spikes.