Results for "mutant!"

This is the 18-inch mantis shrimp (which are neither shrimp nor lobsters but similar to both) a fisherman pulled out of the water while fishing off a dock on the Indian River Lagoon in Florida. Apparently this is an exceptionally sized species of mantis shrimp too. I'd say, t... / Continue →

This is a video from an unmanned underwater rover being operated by a team aboard the research vessel Nautalis of an unusually large Dumbo octopus (named after their giant 'ears') roaming the ocean's depths in the Caribbean Sea. Researchers estimate the octopus to be almost fi... / Continue →

This is the 1.5-meter (~5-feet), at least 500 gram (~1.1-pound) giant earthworm found near the Sumaco Volcano in Ecuador by Project Noah member hoppy4840. That is a giant f***ing worm. Remember the children's book 'How To Eat Fried Worms'? I doubt there was a recipe for some... / Continue →

King crabs: they're delicious. And this lavender one was recently spotted in a shipment to Japan from Russia. Why is it lavender? Is it even lavender? Personally, I think it's more of a cornflower blue, but that's just me and I'm willing to argue about anything. How many l... / Continue →

Meet Lola, a 4-pound, 10-year old lobster caught off the coast of Massachusetts with a regular claw on one side, and five freaky little nonfunctional claws on the other. MUTANT! *calling Professor X* Seriously bro, you have to let us kill and eat this one.
"This claw deform... / Continue →

This is Alex Sobolev's triolin, a thee bodied violin mutant. The violins are connected at the base, so the instruments have to be played the opposite way you normally would (with the head at your neck instead of the base). What do you think of this, Charlie Daniels? "The dev... / Continue →

This is a video of Keo the dolphin (NOT Echo) giving birth to a baby. Do you know what a baby dolphin is called? Whatever the mother chooses to name it. "That was dumb." Fine, they're called calves. The first two minutes is just Keo swimming around with an extra tail hangi... / Continue →

A Chinese farmer discovered a giant mutant earthworm in his backyard when he setting some fruit out to dry. Me? I found my neighbors let their dog shit on my patio again. I'm seriously *this close* to smearing it under their car door handles.
Li Zhiwei, a worker from the Fo... / Continue →

This is a series of creepy face and hand paintings by Choo-San, who obviously has zero regard for me sleeping at night. Call me sensitive, but-- "You're a sissy." You know what? For the sake of making your life a passive-agressive hell for the next week, I'm just gonna prete... / Continue →

Because Mother Nature may in fact be an evil sorceress and not the unshaven, tree-loving, weed smoking hippie-woman we've all imagined, here's an actual shot of a Brahmin-moth caterpillar taken by biochemist/photographer Igor Siwanowicz. WHAT. THE. F***? Why does it have al... / Continue →

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I wasn't going to post this because 1. I eat a lot of sushi and 2. it's f***ing disgusting and is gonna give me nightmares FO SHO, but I'm getting the tip so much I figured I might as well. Standards: mine are incredi... / Continue →

TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE.
I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually crying right now. Get it? I PEED MY PANTS.
Hit the jump for a couple more in case you really REALLY hate your eyeb... / Continue →

LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER!
Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T CO... / Continue →

National Geographic photographer Andrew Evans recently spotted this rare color mutation of a King Penguin on the island of South Georgia, near Alabama Antarctica. Apparently the all-black coloration is unheard of in penguin's coats. But not trenchcoats. Per the photographer:... / Continue →

Actually, it'll dispense any liquid, Daniel Valdez just fills it with cranberry and vodka because, hey, the man likes girly drinks. Me? I'll stick to bourbon and motor oil. Huh? NO I'M NOT A ROBOT YOU JACKASS. I just like the way it tastes. Plus it makes my pee thick and ... / Continue →

Anybody else just flash back to Half Life? Me neither, it was a Dead concert. Anyway, this is a giant f***ing Japanese Spider Crab. It was recently caught off the coast of -- you'll never guess -- Japan, and will be on display in England. I bet my ex-wife has bigger ones.
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