Sunday, March 11, 2012

First off we have this post-holiday sale on "Christmas Deluxe Chanukah Candles."

Next we have this dumpster. I'd like to see the opposite, a company called "Inaccurate Trash Removal," that randomly hauls off your car, patio furniture, kids, etc.

Here we have a marketing survey on coffee, asking if people like it to be called "artisanal."

And (my favorite): if you can't afford the new iPad, or even a used one, there's this device. It's battery life is virtually inexhaustible, it can be carried anywhere, and is cleverly made from organic materials to help conserve metal.

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Haha, I love the Poor Man's iPad! How very tongue-in-cheek advertising! I would buy one for a high school graduate, just to watch their expressions shift from joy to disappointment to horror in about 3 seconds.

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