One Hour Compo - Round 28 (OHC028)

The theme is Important Mystical Object. Go with it.

You will have 1 hour to complete your song and 10 minutes to finish it up. You will then have an additional 10 minutes to upload your song. At 6 PST/9 EST you may begin your mixing, please have your files uploaded by 7:20 PST/10:20 EST.

Entries (15)

00:06
you are about to witness
the end of an era
for when you step forth
through the blood soaked sea of despair
your soul will scream in agony
as Satan's cock tears you apart!

RUUUURRGGHHHHHHGHGHGH

00:21
WELCOME TO HELL
POPULATION: YOU
what's that? you were supposed to go to heaven?
my dear boy, there is no heaven!
there is only what you have made of your time on earth!
sitting in front of your computer
playing with your weiner
gee, you probably should have thought that one out a bit more, eh?

you tried to live a good life?
you tried to help those in need?
LIAR
you sat on your ass and played VIDEO GAMES
What's worse
you sat on your ass and made video game music REMIXES
all the while the world was left to rot and fester from the inside out

what could you have done with your life to make the world a better place?
what contribution could you have made?
You know that girl you fell in love with but who never returned the feeling?
That's because you NEVER TRIED TO IMPRESS HER
YOU NEVER TRIED TO WIN HER HEART
Instead she married that jerk who used to beat you up in third grade
And had three children named Billy, Samantha, and Tim!

And as you grew older you filled with nothing but regret
For a worthless life spent wasted, gone forever
No one will remember
No one will care
Your name dies with you
And it will be as if you had never lived at all
The soul
The human soul
YOUR HUMAN SOUL
The greatest mystical object of all