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As a licensed minister (who doesn't believe in God, I might add), I've had the pleasure of performing two weddings. At the first one, I presided over wedding of my best friend on my birthday, which was pretty cool. I also wrangled a date out of it, though to this day I'm not quite certain how that happened.

The second wedding, I kid you not, was a BYOB (Bring Your Own Beer) wedding. It was a costume wedding held right before Halloween and afterwards I was standing on the porch chatting with a friend when an angel with bent wings and a cigarette dangling from her lips stormed out of the house cussing up a storm. Though I am by no means a religious man, I felt I should play the part and I asked why she was so upset on such a happy day.