I don't understand you, Perez. He is totally hot, with the facial hair (which normally I can't stand) and the muscles. So, you don't like that he's got a beard or that he's got muscles, but you'd still throw yourself at him, anyway? Get yourself a twink, since you seem to like young, scrawny boys.

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: