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Work was funny today, I had to cut a mullet on this 40 year old guy. It is bad enough being a mullet but he wanted his sideburns right off and by off he wanted them higher and higher to what I call part of your hair line. Like mom cut your hair and tried to make them straight and kept failing. Looked so dumb and I was nice about it but dude my name is on this cut! Don’t tell anyone I did it. A guy came in to tan today with himself all oiled up and shirtless. He was fit so I guess he wanted us ladies to see. My boss who is older was flirting big time with him. Another stylist was mad how arrogant he is. I thought it was funny cause you could see him flex a little, trying not to be obvious. It was so obvious! He pissed off the one stylist because he was hovering around our chairs and her man client was grossed out. She told him to go tan already! “My client does not want your greasy body accidentally rubbing on him.” My boss was mad at her for being rude and pulled her to the back room to give her shit, how this is her shop and she won’t tolerate unkind words. We could all hear them banter. “Why don’t you just offer to grease him up if you like him so much!” You could hear my boss laugh. So all was good after. I had to fix some funny haircuts that another stylist at another salon did. So hopefully I gain them as clients. The one hair cut I laughed at cause it looked like a 3 year old did it. There was chunks missing. I have no clue how you can mess it up like that. Maybe this stylist did not like her or something! Poor lady. The other lady was mad about her cut so that was not so funny. She was talking trash about she should be fired so I got nervous cutting her hair! It was not that bad which was the problem. I hope she don’t tell others I suck! Over all the day was entertaining. The funniest part is one of the stylists ex’s showed up to get his hair done. She just looked at me like what the fuck! That’s brave of him. I think it took all of her power not to shave his hair right off! You could see her face distortion as she grabbed her clipper. I heard the story how they broke up. He is a jerk. Why would you let someone who is mad at you near you with sharp scissors! Not bright! Buy the end she was so mad she told him to put his head down so she can do his hairline and she did but she shaved a little penis on the back of his head.

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Leena​

Author Leena Love's passion and talent for art with a narrative is what led her to write her first novel, Wild Thoughts. As a hairdresser who has heard it all, she’s a natural story-teller and enjoys combining her watercolours paintings with her writing. When she’s not dreaming up her next project, she’s enjoying the art scene of her small town in Saskatchewan, where she lives with her family. She is currently working on a follow-up to Wild Thoughts.