Gwyneth Paltrow Is Remembering Better Days

For most people, Throwback Thursday is a way to let your friends know that you hate the way that your life has turned out and you want nothing more in the world than to travel back in time to the days when things weren't as shitty and meaningless. But for Gwyneth Paltrow, it's just a way to throw some more battery acid at her ruined marriage to Chris Martin, as she tweeted this photo with her kids along with the message "luckiest mom ever." Is she trying to tell Chris that their kids love her more than him? Yes, she absolutely is, because Gwyneth Paltrow is a mean, hateful demon who was birthed on this planet straight from Satan's butthole. But her kids sure do love her, that's for certain.