A Lamborghini Murcielago Was Totaled And Set On Fire Near The George Washington Bridge

Pro Tip: If you're going to crash, torch, and abandon a car presumably hoping that someone (like the police) doesn't track you down and ask, "Um, what's this all about?" then maybe don't make it a car that's insanely easy to track down.

Tuesday afternoon, this happened, when a Lamborghini Murcielago was set on fire and left to die in New Jersey at the bottom of the George Washington bridge. We're not really sure which is the worst thing there.