10 Minutes of Diapers, Hugs and Feminism with The Lonely Island

Gone are the days of gift-wrapping their penises: The Lonely Island are officially grown-ass men now. At least that's how Andy Samberg, 34, Jorma Taccone, 36, and Akiva Schaffer, 35, drop it on The Wack Album, their latest, greatest, mucho star-studded release, out June 11.

In "Diaper Money," a hilarious not-at-all-hardcore rap anthem for new dads and married guys everywhere, Schaffer, a dad of two, brags: "I got that diaper money... 'cause my kids need to sh*t," while Samberg boasts of buying a grave plot and Taccone, who is married in real life, finds swagger in "wife p*ssy." ("And the best part about it/Is no one else can have it/And also I can't have it/Unless she says I can.") Cue Benjamins flying through the air.

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We recently spent ten blissful minutes discussing penises and feminism with The Lonely Island as they adorably shared coffee with each other.

Cosmo: You say you're grown-ass men, but you still occasionally mention beating each other to death with your dicks. How do you reconcile this?

Andy: This is just the male conundrum in America.

Akiva: How do you reconcile between your 20's and your upcoming 40's and who you are as an adult?

Jorma: What we're saying in "Diaper Money is that we're really proud of what we got. We're proud of making that diaper money. We're proud of having wife p*ssy.

Andy: If you can't involve where you're at in your life in comedy, then what sort of comedian are you?

Akiva: Comedy is truth.

Jorma: And truth is beauty.

Cosmo: How do your wives and girlfriends feel about "Diaper Money?" Do they think it's super hot?

Akiva: When you're a kid, you say, 'I'm going to get married and have kids. That's what I'm going to do when I grow up.' Then you do that and you're like, 'Now what do I have to look forward to?' And you realize it's just, like, the sweet relief of death.

Jorma: Some of our younger fans might find it a little depressing. They'll just skip to "YOLO."

Andy: But you have to do a song like "Diaper Money" when you feel it, because eventually they'ill grow into it. It's like Dylan's later albums. When you're a kid, you just want to hear "Blowin in the Wind,' "Times Are a Changin," but when you get a little older, you're like, "Hang on now. 'Blood on the Tracks.'"

Jorma: So The Wack Album equals "Blood on the Tracks" for you.

Andy: I'm not saying that. I'm not not saying that.

Cosmo: You say on "We Need Love:" "So many girls wanna get in our pants, but we're not whores, we need romance." You also have a whole song about "Hugs." Have you tapped into a softer side?

Andy: This is our take on "Aint No Fun if the Homies Can't Have None" or "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em."

Cosmo: You guys have a total lovefest with each other on "Compliments." We learn that Akiva is "ripped" and "thoughtful as f*ck," Jorma cooks brunch and Andy's eyes are "hella disarming." What inspired that one?