"Then you better get your affairs in order. I want you out of my house in five minutes."

Dejected, "Everyone says you're way cool."

Firmly, "Now you can tell them that I'm terminally tepid."

6 SPAR FAR

"Sean, I miss the showers we took together."

"Me too, Jeff."

"Good. Let's go for it."

"Your mother wants us to keep our bedroom door open at night. So it's obvious she doesn't want us showering together."

"That didn't stop us before."

"In another culture that would work."

"I know. I'll flat out ask Mom."

"That would be a way bad idea."

"Pleeeze!"

"Absolutely not!"

Angrily, "And why were you so mean to Alex and Logan?"

"So you're sticking your nose in my business. Do you realize how much trouble I could get into if I allowed that?"

Pleading, "Do you realize how unfair that is for us kids? We have a right to our privacy! You encourage me to jerk off with somebody, but where? Where I ask?!"

Hanging his head, "Yeah, it sure was easier for me to find privacy just ten years ago, than for you today. I wish I had an answer. But then again, the freedom you're getting with Maria is totally awesome."

Calming down, "So when can Alex and Logan come here again."

Frustrated, "Never."

"Sean!!!"

"I don't think they dare come back."

Raising his voice again, "You're avoiding my question."

Softly, "Two weeks sounds good."

"I can't see them for two weeks!"

"No, you can see them now, just not here."

Satisfied, "OK, that's fair enough. Now strip naked."

"I prefer to wait until your mom gets home."

Sadly, "I thought you would say that. You're getting boring."

"Jeff, that hurts!"

Wanting to take back his words, "I didn't mean that. I'm just disappointed. But our sleeping naked together is way cool."

Timidly, "I guess I've become scared of what I might do if I'm naked with just you home. You have this power of persuasion."