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Friday, March 30, 2007

Ever wanted to hear your name on Hudson & Gaines? Me too! Well, the folks at WBFK 1420-AM are here to offer you the deal of the century: If you can recruit one new fan of the show, we'll name a character after you! All you need to do is either have your like-minded bud become a MySpace friend with the show, or forward us an e-mail (goatlord44@gmail.com) in which the new fan is singing our praises.

Congratulations to COURTNEY FITZGERALD, who's already recruited one new fanatic!

What a deal: You get us one new fan, and you'll secure permanent citizenship in Great Haven!

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There's something very disturbing in the fact that the LosAngeles Police Department felt it had to commission manufacturers to invent a powerful flashlight that was so small it couldn't be used as a weapon. It's great that rogue cops won't be able to brain Angelenos with their torches anymore, but shouldn't there be a parallel effort to prevent cops from beating people in the first place? Call me crazy, but this seems to just be putting a Band-Aid over a bigger problem.

Yeah, wait, and what about Tim and Mike? I've recruited for you before, Gaines. And what do I have to show for it? Eternal salvation? No. A free beverage when you buy our new fish-stick and bacon quarter pounder? No. Two for the price of one? You're just a regular Tom Sawyer, aren't you?