No need to be sorry. You're dyslexia is probably caused by a witch. A lot of things people take for granted that weren't around hundreds of years ago are because we are not tough on witches anymore. I have a friend who has dyslexia and it was at its worst in middle school when he was always bothered by this strange girl. I witnessed her doing magic experiments with potions one day and told the principal but he said there was nothing he could do. But then one day she started harrassing another boy and started leaving him alone. The next month he broke his elbow and my friend's english grades and test scores started doing a lot better. He caught up with a normal reading level the next year. I think it's because the witch stopped bothering him.

God bless you and wish you well. Look around at the people in your life. You'll probably find some seem a little suspicious like they might have a reason to bewitch you. Try to avoid those people. They are probably witches.

Evidence, please! Otherwise it's just hearsay, just as valuable as the Sleeping Beauty story.

We thought my oldest brother was a bit slow, but it turned out he had wax plugs in his ears. When they were removed he caught up with word-learning almost immediately.
No witch scare needed, just medical science.

I know right, because when they had that law in Salem, Massachussets back in the late 17th century, they were really cracking down on witches and wiping them out leaving the good Puritan townspeople free and unthreatened.

Look, kid, I understand that middle school is a traumatic experience for a young male if you're not the alpha-jock or at least one of the guffawing playground bullies, but most of us manage to come out the other side only a little bitter and mentally scarred, not completely insane and convinced witches are to blame for the world's evils.

wow, as someone who's both a pagan and who is dyslexic this is doubly insulting! And the reason that no one was dyslexic a hundred years ago is because it wasn't recognized, not because there were less witches.