With a name like Project Loon, you would expect Google's scheme to be a bit bonkers, but the Chocolate Factory's madcap plan to bring internet connectivity to remote areas using balloons appears to have paid off after one of the devices circumnavigated the globe in just 22 days.
Project Loon is the name for Mountain View's …

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"Google's SWOLLEN WINDBAGS"

Dear god help me. I got to that part of the headline and all I could think of was bigwigs from Google standing in a wind tunnel naked....it's funny but sickening at the same time. Someone get me some bleach please?