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So, I got this contest going, but since Skywalker is unable to continue at present and I'm already very busy, it's time to hang this sign.

Since Skywalker has basically said if anyone can take over, they are welcome to. There's really no need to PM me about it. If you think it's appropriate, I'd PM Skywalker about it, it's just a common courtesy in my own humble opinion. Anyhoo, in the meantime while people mull this over, why don't we have a new contest?

Thanks for the win, LeadHead, and of course for stepping in with this contest to keep it a going concern!

I'd be willing to take a shot at running the contest. I don't have my heart set on it or anything, so if someone else wants to step in by all accounts please do.

I figure on PMing Skywalker about it in a week or so if I don't hear from anyone else interested.

Phlox: What? I have three wives, all with needs, and I'm not getting any younger.

Trip: You're sure we'll be able to see into T'Pol's shower?
Reed: Absolutely. One day, we'll invent an interactive computer program that will make all this spying unnecessary. Holograms maybe?
Trip: Ugh... it won't be me inventing it. Last time I was in a holographic simulation I ended up pregnant.
Reed: Sounds like a good program.

Hoshi: Xenolinguistics. You have no idea what that means.
Archer: The study of alien languages, morphology, phonology, syntax. It means you've got a talented tongue.
Hoshi: I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.
Archer: Well, not only.

Archer: -giggles- I'll just edit in all these blocky 20th century knobs and levers on all these futuristic designs Daniels left here. Let's see... Constitution class...

Phlox: "I told you: It's just a simple medical probe. Nothing to be afraid of."T'Pol: "And I told you: Not until you tell me where it probes!"

Reed: "Ugh! That smell! Why can't these pipes ever break down in the latter part of the system! This stuff is all transformed into drinking water by that stage, you know."Trip: "Dammit! I told you never to remind me of that!"

Malcolm: I am sick and tired of latrine duty!Trip: Told the Cap´n it ain´t a good idea to leave spacedock without proper toilets.

Archer: Any progress?Hoshi: Not in the past hour, Sir. Listen yourself:Intercom voice: ... Thank you for calling AT&T. Please hold the line, your call is very important to us. Thank you for ...Archer:-sighs-

Archer: Ok, so I put it in my shopping cart. Now where´s the damn checkout button?!?!

Phlox: "Why so apprehensive? It's just a simple medical exam."T'Pol: "Maybe because you're wearing a full-body, splatter-proof biohazard suit? I don't know whether I should be terrified or just insulted."

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Malcom: What are we doing here, really. It's not like we ran out of places to play hide&seek with T'Pol.
Trip: No, but remember, the last time we hid in cargobay a we tripped over that marsupial droppings.

Archer: There! You see that? We're getting the Blue Screen of Death again. I told you not to install Windows 27 on our computer.
Hoshi: I'm sorry captain, it's the best we could find in such a short notice. The Vulcans are blocking our torrents again.

Archer: Now I heard Borgs are supposed to have mechanical parts, but this is just pathetic. How are they supposed to impress any lady with that?

Phlox: I'm sorry commander but I still don't understand the human physiology. Are you saying that even though you're a male, deep inside you feel like a woman?