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beau-jolly on "Hospitals experiment with Quantitative Medicine"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133208
Thu, 02 Aug 2012 09:32:19 +0000beau-jolly133208@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>...and we'll be up to full efficiency as soon as we get the beds back from Stratford. Maybe?
</p>dvo4fun on "Hospitals experiment with Quantitative Medicine"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133201
Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:20:18 +0000dvo4fun133201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Like it - I think the 2nd para has the chucklier ending or perhaps</p>
<p>'... Our number 2 key performance indicator is a well-stocked pharmacy, and that's constantly jeopardised by so-called essential prescriptions. At last the government has given us a chance of meeting our number 1 KPI, that of a nil bed-occupancy outcome.
</p>NewSuburbanDad on "Hospitals experiment with Quantitative Medicine"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133198
Thu, 02 Aug 2012 08:08:34 +0000NewSuburbanDad133198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Thanks. Think it needs a better punchline. Any offers?
</p>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Hospitals experiment with Quantitative Medicine"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133195
Thu, 02 Aug 2012 07:38:51 +0000Vertically Challenged Giant133195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice
</p>NewSuburbanDad on "Hospitals experiment with Quantitative Medicine"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46289#post-133193
Thu, 02 Aug 2012 07:31:37 +0000NewSuburbanDad133193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The NHS has confirmed it is to trial the controversial QM, or quantitative medicine initiative, at several sites across London in a bid to improve patient care. <br />
'It's a really powerful yet simple idea' said a spokesman. 'We give hospitals all the cheap drugs they could possibly need to treat people, then ensure they are under absolutely no obligation whatsoever to use them'. </p>
<p>'We welcome this new initiative' said a doctor. 'Our chief performance indicator is a well-stocked pharmacy, and that's constantly jeopardised by so-called essential prescriptions. At last the government has given us a chance of meeting targets - overall bed spaces should reduce as well.'
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