If so, it's your lucky day. A firm called Only Fools And Hearses, run by a guy called Darren Abey, is offering precisely that service, as you'll see tonight in Channel 5's documentary BIZARRE BURIALS (10pm).

Darren has spent nearly ten grand kitting out this vehicle of his, with a matching yellow trailer that holds the coffin itself.

Elsewhere, we also meet a widow who's having her late husband's ashes tattooed as a portrait on her left thigh, plus a woman who drove around with her mother's corpse for five days before burying her in the natural way she'd insisted on.

The grieving but pragmatic daughter also kept a video diary of the whole process.

"She's actually going to be covered in sheep poo," she explains, moments before bidding farewell.