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Round 5 What is wrong with you people? Three weeks in a row with barely 2% of you getting the boot pick right. It is like a black raincloud of suckage has descended upon us. Wait.... Stephenie has sucked the will to win out of tribes for two seasons and now... she has moved on to Mediia Whore scores? No, that can't be. That's crazy talk. But still it looks... no... enough of that.

Let us look at some stats: 44% of you picked Blake to go, Lydia was a distant second with 15%. Only 11 players picked Brooke and those were lucky guesses. BUT it gets worse this week. Much worse. An embrassing amount of you thought Nakum was going to win immunity even though the episode title and previews suggested otherwise. I can't even go over the rest... it is that painful. This week will go down as the most disgraceful display of spoiling in twenty-four editions of Mediiia Whore. Be proud of yourself: you were a part of history.

So what is the problem? Hmmm... there's the lack of real inside information this year. But that can not be the only problem because we still have traditional spoiling. Hmmm... wait that requires independent thought, team work and common sense. Who wants to be bothered with that? Not most of you after looking at your picks this week. Could Mediiia Whore have failed the player base? Yes... that has to be it. The questions must be too hard in this new era of Survivor spoiling without an insider leaking information. Alright. The solution to that is easy.

Welcome to the New and Improved Mediiia Whore! I hope you like it. Please wash your hands before making your picks.

Question My Answer Who is NOT voted off this week? (20 Minutes of Fame) Amy Blake Bobby Jon Brandon Brian Cindy Danni Gary Jamie Jeff Probst Judd Lydia Margaret Rafe Stephenie Will there be an Immunity Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) No, not this time Yeah, there is one Will two tribes compete in a Reward Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) Dude, it takes two to tango NO! There's a surprise twist! Does either challenge involve one tribe winning and another losing? (20 Minutes of Fame) Everyone wins! Yay! *group hug* We must have winners and losers Will Jeff tally the votes? (20 Minutes of Fame) No, he randomly boots someone Yes, Jeff da man Will the booted player receive more than one vote this week? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, the fix is in! Yes, it's called a majority Is there an opening cast sequence? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... there's a cast? Yes, and there's a recap too! Will any player plot against another player? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, it's a lovefest this week Yes, that tends to happen in this game Is there a tribal council? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... what's tribal council? Yes, and they have fire too! Will Margaret be mad at Judd for betraying her? (15 Minutes of Fame) Just a teeny weeny bit No, I didn't see the preview Will the immunity idol be seen? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... players can get immunity? Yes, it's part of the game Are there any white people playing the game? (15 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... I'm guessing yes No, I'm color blind Is Rafe gay? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... gay people play this game? Yes, they told us that Will Gary do or say anything stupid? (30 Minutes of Fame) Yes What color is the blue sky? (10 Minutes of Fame) Black Brown Green Hmmm... blue? Orange Purple Red White Yellow How many of the above questions with the majority of players get wrong this week? (25 Minutes of Fame) A few of them, we be lucky All of them, we be stupid Half of them, we be half-wits I don't understand this question Most of them, we be unlucky None of them, we be smart

My Picks Question My Answer Who is NOT voted off this week? (20 Minutes of Fame) Jeff ProbstWill there be an Immunity Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) Yeah, there is one Will two tribes compete in a Reward Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) Dude, it takes two to tango Does either challenge involve one tribe winning and another losing? (20 Minutes of Fame) We must have winners and losers Will Jeff tally the votes? (20 Minutes of Fame) Yes, Jeff da man Will the booted player receive more than one vote this week? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, it's called a majority Is there an opening cast sequence? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, and there's a recap too! Will any player plot against another player? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, that tends to happen in this game Is there a tribal council? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, and they have fire too! Will Margaret be mad at Judd for betraying her? (15 Minutes of Fame) Just a teeny weeny bit Will the immunity idol be seen? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, it's part of the game Are there any white people playing the game? (15 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... I'm guessing yes Is Rafe gay? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, they told us that Will Gary do or say anything stupid? (30 Minutes of Fame) Yes What color is the blue sky? (10 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... blue? How many of the above questions with the majority of players get wrong this week? (25 Minutes of Fame)

Will the booted player receive more than one vote this week? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, the fix is in! Yes, it's called a majority

Is there an opening cast sequence? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... there's a cast? Yes, and there's a recap too!

Will any player plot against another player? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, it's a lovefest this week Yes, that tends to happen in this game

Is there a tribal council? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... what's tribal council? Yes, and they have fire too!

Will Margaret be mad at Judd for betraying her? (15 Minutes of Fame) Just a teeny weeny bit No, I didn't see the preview

Will the immunity idol be seen? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... players can get immunity? Yes, it's part of the game

Are there any white people playing the game? (15 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... I'm guessing yes No, I'm color blind

Is Rafe gay? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... gay people play this game? Yes, they told us that

Will Gary do or say anything stupid? (30 Minutes of Fame) Yes

What color is the blue sky? (10 Minutes of Fame) (25 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm to bad Blue isn't a primary color.. I would've picked red and black and hoped for a dark blue..but I can't so..Hmmm... blue? it is

How many of the above questions with the majority of players get wrong this week? (25 Minutes of Fame) A few of them, we be lucky All of them, we be stupid Half of them, we be half-wits I don't understand this question Most of them, we be unlucky None of them, we be smart

Here's a thought:

To drive the point home even further..as well as being a novel idea..perhaps allowing us to enter our own answers..in 35 words or less of course...may have beeeeen...shall we say..a teeny weeny bit more 'entertaining?' But not by much.

We've had a dearth of spoilage this season as well as some misdirection here and there from some colorful characters. And so, we are having just what some people have always wanted: a totally spoiler-free season. Either you get your knickers in a twist over bad pointage, or you sit back and enjoy yourself. I intend to have fun and I only wish I had missed the first boot so I could have a perfect record of missing every single boot for the entire season.

Who is NOT voted off this week? (20 Minutes of Fame) Amy Blake Bobby Jon Brandon Brian Cindy Danni Gary Jamie Jeff Probst Judd Lydia Margaret Rafe Stephenie Will there be an Immunity Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) No, not this time Yeah, there is one Will two tribes compete in a Reward Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) Dude, it takes two to tango NO! There's a surprise twist! Does either challenge involve one tribe winning and another losing? (20 Minutes of Fame) Everyone wins! Yay! *group hug* We must have winners and losers Will Jeff tally the votes? (20 Minutes of Fame) No, he randomly boots someone Yes, Jeff da man Will the booted player receive more than one vote this week? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, the fix is in! Yes, it's called a majority Is there an opening cast sequence? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... there's a cast? Yes, and there's a recap too!Will any player plot against another player? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, it's a lovefest this week Yes, that tends to happen in this game Is there a tribal council? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... what's tribal council? Yes, and they have fire too! Will Margaret be mad at Judd for betraying her? (15 Minutes of Fame) Just a teeny weeny bit No, I didn't see the preview Will the immunity idol be seen? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... players can get immunity? Yes, it's part of the game Are there any white people playing the game? (15 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... I'm guessing yes No, I'm color blind Is Rafe gay? (15 Minutes of Fame) No, wait... gay people play this game? Yes, they told us that Will Gary do or say anything stupid? (30 Minutes of Fame) Yes What color is the blue sky? (10 Minutes of Fame) Black Brown Green Hmmm... blue? Orange Purple Red White Yellow How many of the above questions with the majority of players get wrong this week? (25 Minutes of Fame)A few of them, we be lucky All of them, we be stupid Half of them, we be half-wits I don't understand this question Most of them, we be unlucky None of them, we be smart

Well, it's all going to come down to how well MW scores our team Survivors. I have Margaret and Steph, both were high scorers at first, but haven't done well in past couple of weeks. I'm hoping Margaret's boot is next week (maybe I should switch her this week, when I have a better chance at getting points for the questions). I also have Rafe and Brandon. Brandon is the only consistently high scorer (of my Team). Sigh....

Who is NOT voted off this week? (20 Minutes of Fame) Jeff Probst Will there be an Immunity Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) Yeah, there is one Will two tribes compete in a Reward Challenge? (20 Minutes of Fame) Dude, it takes two to tango Does either challenge involve one tribe winning and another losing? (20 Minutes of Fame) We must have winners and losers Will Jeff tally the votes? (20 Minutes of Fame) Yes, Jeff da man Will the booted player receive more than one vote this week? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, it's called a majority Is there an opening cast sequence? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, and there's a recap too! Will any player plot against another player? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, that tends to happen in this game Is there a tribal council? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, and they have fire too! Will Margaret be mad at Judd for betraying her? (15 Minutes of Fame) Just a teeny weeny bit Will the immunity idol be seen? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, it's part of the game Are there any white people playing the game? (15 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... I'm guessing yes Is Rafe gay? (15 Minutes of Fame) Yes, they told us that Will Gary do or say anything stupid? (30 Minutes of Fame) Yes What color is the blue sky? (10 Minutes of Fame) Hmmm... blue? How many of the above questions with the majority of players get wrong this week? (25 Minutes of Fame) I don't understand this question