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We have a German Shepherd named Zuka and a goat named Ralph. Zuka was named after my favorite movie which is Grease and John Travolta played Danny Zuko, so I just changed it to the female version and as for Ralph our goat, I really canít explain why we own a goat but I do know it is very true, they do eat anything and everything and we have been tempted to paint his horns blue and gold and be our RAM mascot.

I used to have two hermit crabs that I named Lucy and Ethel, but they committed suicide within one day of each other. Very devestating! LOL

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We used to have a cat named Samson. This fat joker was HUGE!!! Something like 22 pounds or so. But, as with most morbidly obese creatures, Samson developed health problems and had to be put down.

Somewhere now Samson is up in Kitty Heaven, just playing and running around............who am I kidding, that porker won't run anywhere!

"Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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I hope this isnt a painful question, but how exactly does a crab commit suicide?

ramming speed to all

general counsel

ps we have a 16 year old bichon frise named Milhaus. He is on an adult dose of prozac to control his Master of the Universe Syndrome. He is actually the subject of a published study by the behavior science department at the university of georgia. Long story.

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Have a miniature pincher named RAMsey

AND GET THIS...We have a goldfish (Goldie) that I won a fair 7...yes 7...years ago. I have never seen nor heard of a gold fish living this long. And it lives on a small glass bowl in my daughters bathroom. Crazy crap man.

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Actually, my crabs (for some reason that just doesn't sound right) but anyway, my crabs Lucy and Ethel lived a life of luxury. They were kept in an aquarium type tank with sand and I bought all the necessary accomodations....Little palm trees, little coconut huts for sleeping quarters, little trampolines for exercise.

Little crabby lifes cut so short and they just never appreciated what they actually had. I just don't get it.

PS: You guys are very funny!!!! I always love the sense of humor in this place!!!

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Originally Posted by RamWraith

AND GET THIS...We have a goldfish (Goldie) that I won a fair 7...yes 7...years ago. I have never seen nor heard of a gold fish living this long. And it lives on a small glass bowl in my daughters bathroom. Crazy crap man.

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Maybe it should be renamed Lazarfish.

That's three!

If I were a rich fish...

"Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod