Long story short, you gotta wear a bit of sparkle around this time haven’t you? Even if you somewhat resemble the Tin Man. I MEAN?!If I only had a heart…

To be perfectly honest, just your average Tuesday is probably occasion enough for me. GIMME ALL THE GLITTER.

However, if you hadn’t noticed, I tend to wear a lot of black. I partly blame the incessant need to match my soul, but really it’s the dress code at work. It sucked me in and now here I am, stuck in this endless cycle of funeral attire.

So, I have taken it upon myself to break all of the rules, to go ahead and be the silver surfer I was destined to be. I hope all your dreams come true at Christmas too!

Although the shape of this particular jumpin’suit does annoy me, I decided I don’t really give a flying turkey. ITS SHINY.

Today, I even bought glittery santa hats and have forced my staff to wear them. MWAHAHA (Honestly. Check my gram for the evidence…)