This is almost exactly the line my girlfriend said when she got home from work last Friday.

"It was awesome! Everything I dreamed of came true!""I don't think most people dream about that, sweetie.""Then what are they dreaming about? A bunch of stupid crap! They're missing out on dreams!"

It turns out that everything she'd dreamed of was to see someone wheeled into the trauma ward with major bones broken so badly that they broke through the skin and were pointing in all directions. She was so excited she could barely contain herself.

My friends say we're obviously perfect for each other.

(Did you guys see that this thread was already starting its second page of staying on topic? That's just unsettling. Good thing I got here when I did.)

Rayhawk wrote:It turns out that everything she'd dreamed of was to see someone wheeled into the trauma ward with major bones broken so badly that they broke through the skin and were pointing in all directions. She was so excited she could barely contain herself.

Oh, I should have been able to figure that out... anyway, its late, and how did i kill it? I just said something, because I know how much everyone cares what i think about some new trinket (not a damn) so you could just ignore it. I mean it's like i have a huge, blearing signature like SOME people that are posting.