You've won... NOTHING!

So Mountain Dew was running their "GET IN THE HOUSE" contest until February 28, 2002. I opened a cap of the stuff and looked on the bottom of it. Sometimes they give away free bottles in contests like this and I always look, on the off chance that I might have won FREE CAFFEINE. I noticed it said something other than "Sorry! Please try again!" and I looked closer.

KENNEDY HOME DESIGN CENTER $500

And I said, "Wow. Cool. A home design center. Don't know what the hell I could do with that... or what it really is, but, hey! It's worth $500! I won something! Neat!" I thought maybe I'd won a drafting table or something, which is kinda cool. I like to draw from time to time.

Upon looking inside the label however, I see this, "500 dollars toward Home Design Center with new home purchase."