The Top Five Names for a Dog (Moof/Zogby)

Law & Order Chitchat with Gucci Helicopter

Livestock: i would like to see a law & order show with deion sandersgucci helicopter: he could play for the prosecution AND the defenseLivestock: HELL YEAH

Burning the Midnight Dogs with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: moof what if we lived in a world where dogs were used as fuelMoof: people would be likeMoof: "dog prices are unbelievable today i payed $6.70/dog at the dogstation!"Livestock: we would go to war with iraq because of dogsLivestock: and people would say no blood for dogsMoof: heheLivestock: and sometimes you would see cars stuck on the side of the roadLivestock: and people walking towards them with dogs in their handsLivestock: because they ran out of dogsMoof: jumbo jets would have huge dogsMoof: because they need a lot of dogMoof: sitting on their wingsLivestock: and the captain would say "we don't have enough dogs to land, did anyone bring a dog with them?"Moof: and it would be heart wrenchingMoof: as a child is forced to sacrifice his puppyMoof: to save the passengersLivestock: well when you think about itLivestock: kids don't have pet gasolineLivestock: so why would they have pet dogsLivestock: i guess the jumbo jet would crash and the child would die, so that horrible sacrifice would never be made :)Moof: :)Moof: when i was a child livestockMoof: i had pet gasolineLivestock: what did you name your pet gasolineMoof: frogbert