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NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long
time.

The following has been attributed to State
Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for
President one day...

"We the sensible people of the
United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some
semblance of justice, avoid more riot s, keep our nation safe,
promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free
liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby
try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and
other Liberal bed-wetters.

We hold these truths to be self
evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of
Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big
screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can
legally acquire them, but No one is g uaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE
II:

You do not have the right to never be
offended. This country is Based on freedom, and that means freedom
for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the
channel, express a different opinion, etc.; But the world is full of
idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III:

You do not have the right to be free
from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more
careful, do not expect the tool Manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do
not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most
charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need,
but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more
than the Creation of another generation of professional couch
potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work
.. don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V:

You do not have the right to free
health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public
housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI:You do not have the
right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape,
intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest
of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII:You do not have the
right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away
the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the
rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still
won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII:You do not have the
right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will
gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take
advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training
laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX:You do not have the
right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right
to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are
unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of
you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X:This is an English
speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our
language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly....)

ARTICLE XI:You do not have the
right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was
founded on the belief in God. And yet, you are given the freedom to
believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear
of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage
and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

If you agree, share this with a
friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if
you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to
flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if
you do not, who will?

To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.

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