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Jehovah's witnesses

They are quite active in my neighborhood. And although I'm not religious, I do treat them with respect instead of barking away at them. They tend to start quite early (10 - 11 am) and most of the times I'm dressed by then, but a couple of days ago I had one of my periodical "bathrobe days". Just a rainy day that starts with a big "meh..." feeling...
Anyway, that morning the doorbell rang at about 10:30 am. And after the initial wtf.. I opened the door and there they where. 2 woman. One middle aged and a bit chubby, the other in her late 20s, slim, cute but not quite the looker. They where a bit startled to see me in my bathrobe but they where even more surprised by my fluffy animal slippers. They made a few remarks on them, and I introduced the fluffy slippers to them as fluffy and puffy. While doing so, I lifted my legs a bit and while doing so, My bathrobe fell open a bit. And all of a sudden one of the woman (the cuter one) wasn't looking at my fluffy slippers anymore... That's when my flasher side kicked in

Since it was raining a bit, and I knew that a good Jehovah's witness does not decline a chance to talk , I invited them in fro a cup of coffee. I sat them on the couch, I gave them coffee, loosened up the bathrobe a bit and took place on a seat right across them. Lots of the talks where of course about god, but not everything. We had some fun about my periodical bathrobe days as well, and of course Fluffy and Puffy. And every time I shifted my legs a bit I was able to flash them. The look on their faces was priceless from the beginning. The chubby middle aged one appeared a bit shocked, but tried to keep her calm and to the conversation (apparently she was the "talker" of the two). She did however stole a couple of glances. The cuter one however appeared to be fascinated, and kept looking at my dick whenever she had the chance. These sneaky peaks got me aroused quite a bit and my dick started to swell. By the 2nd round of coffee I let my bath robe "accidentally" fall open while caring the coffee mugs, giving the ladies a nice view of my swollen cock . From then on the chubby woman failed to keep to the conversation and began to struggle with her words a bit, while the cuter one started to flush. A couple of minutes later my dick was proudly pointing upwards. I tried hard not making it too obvious and cover up a bit, but whenever I shifted each one was looking straight at my hard cock. Their visit lasted for another 15 minutes or so, and while they kept looking at it, there was not a word about my still hard cock.
Of course, when they left, my bathrobe fell open again. And by then I was so horny that I didn't even bother to cover up anymore. Thus showing them out with my dick pointing to the door. They did wish me a very good Christmas and left me with a Watchtower and the assurance that they would pray for me...

At that point I didn't care for the Watchtower or their prayers. I just had to rub one out.
So I did...

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Dongster wrote:

They are quite active in my neighborhood. And although I'm not religious, I do treat them with respect instead of barking away at them.
Of course, when they left, my bathrobe fell open again. And by then I was so horny that I didn't even bother to cover up anymore. Thus showing them out with my dick pointing to the door.

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Pure fantasy. You had me until the end. Jehovahs witnesses might not comment on your condition but would never sit there for 15 minutes looking at your hard cock. They would either ask you to cover up or offer to return when you were dressed. Most assuredly, they would never, never wish you christmas wishes. They do not celebrate christmas.

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dude..that was hilarious..i am not a christian..so don't know much about jehowah's witness etc.but the story was fuckin good if it's real...i would say its the best way to handle these type of groups who goes around bug people....be nice to them and show them the goods...and enjoy the show...they might get offended and leave..but again it's your house and they were uninvited...i had couple of occasions where 2 groups rang my doorbell..2 middle aged women, one hot blonde and other black woman...well dressed and fucking hot milf....i told them i am not christian and have them leave...another occasion i didnt opened the door, but looked through the peep hole and saw an old lady sticking something in between the door..once they left i opened the door and saw it was a jehovah's witness brochure...i could have done something similar like your story, but didnt had the courage to mess with god's people...

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alwaysnude wrote:

Pure fantasy. You had me until the end. Jehovahs witnesses might not comment on your condition but would never sit there for 15 minutes looking at your hard cock. They would either ask you to cover up or offer to return when you were dressed. Most assuredly, they would never, never wish you christmas wishes. They do not celebrate christmas.

Hmmm... Maybe I wasn't quite clear enough, but I wasn't sitting for 15 minutes with my hard dick on full display.
They where looking at it whenever I shifted position (to get my coffee mug from the table for instance). But I wasn't twisting and turning all the time. Like I said, I was trying not making it too obvious.

About the Christmas wishes. I'm Dutch. English is not my native language. So I think there's a translation error from my part. When I read your comment I tried to recall what they said. And you're right. They didn't explicitly wish me "a very good Christmas" but (in Dutch): "fijne feestdagen" I don't know the English translation for it, but it seems that "happy holidays" or so is a more correct translation.
Sorry 'bout that...

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I think I have posted this similar experience with JWs some time ago.

It was morning and I was dressed in my bed clothes still. A Tee shirt and a pair of thin track pants. No underwear. I hadnít had a pull this day yet so I was walking around with half an erection when they rang the bell. My bell is not at my door but on a fence inside my boundary, a few steps from the front door. So they didnít come inside my house, I went outside to greet them. This area is not visible from the road and the nearest neighbourís house id over 100 metres away.

My visitors were two females.
A frumpy looking senior lady about 50 something and a pretty girl in her early teens. As we talked I stood in a position where the older lady could only see me from my midsection up because the fence obscured my body below. The young girl was standing to her right and could see all of me through the chain wire gate.

I spent the next 20 minutes or so massaging my cock into full erection from outside my track pants and at times pulled the material taut over my cock to show the young girl its size and profile. I even slowly masturbated from outside my pants in a full wanking motion and several times put my hand down the front of my waistband to play with myself in the flesh. My young friendís eyes were locked on the front of my pants. Only occasionally our eyes met briefly then she immediately looked away for a second but then soon back at my erection. No I didnít lick my lips when she looked at my face and no I didnít take my cock out of my pants.

I climaxed so quickly, standing behind the fence as the lady and the girl were still on my property, walking out of my driveway.
I wonder if I damaged the girls career as a JW doorknocker by my behaveour.

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I am a reformed Jehovah's Witness, having been brought up in that "religion" (more like a cult) from birth until my mid-teens when I made my escape. We were taught tricks of the trade when in the field (as they call it) on how to respond to certain circumstances.

The first, and most obvious, is the ability to stick your foot in the way of a swiftly closing door. Broken toe from that one.

The second was anger, in which we were instructed to always remain calm and know when a retreat was necessary to avoid violence.

The third was the happenstance of nudity. We were instructed to NEVER look away from a person's eyes (for fear of Jehovah's wrath) and pretend the person was fully clothed, IF they remained unclothed in an unapprehensive way. If one were to become aroused, or sexually forward, we were to excuse ourselves and offer to come back another time.

Now, since I left the organization with much anger and repulsion for it and anyone involved in it, I tend to seek out new and thrilling ways to offend them so as not to expect them at my door again.

The first time I was visited by them I invited them in for a cup of goat's blood, as I was in the beginning stages of a Satanic ritual. The shock on their faces makes me laugh to this day. They left me alone for about three years.

The next time they came a knockin' I was hammered, although I had not expected them on a drunk day. I was in a white t-shirt and loose boxers, but was too drunk to remember much of what happened.

The third time I noticed them before they got to my door. It was only a few weeks after the previous visit and appeared to be the same three people, and elderly gent, and middle aged woman, and a twenty-something girl. I made haste to become naked and as fully erect as possible. When they rang, I took a little extra time stomping towards the door, yelling loudly about the fact that I hated being interrupted while having sex. I answered the door in that state, fully naked and aroused, to three complete looks of shock and terror. I verbally abused them and told them to leave immediately, except for the girl, who I invited in for a threesome. They turned and left quickly, and I have not seen them again. It has been four years, maybe I'm due?

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The Witnesses are certainly not cult like, at least not any more than any other religion. Just a bunch of very religiously minded christian people wanting to study the bible and spread the knowledge to anyone interested. If you are not religious (like me) there is no need to be mean spirited. Just a polite "no thank you" and they will be on their way. Flashing should be fun and not meant to maximally offend people just for the sake of retribution for their religious beliefs. I was raised Baptist and "escaped" as well but I don't see a value in hating people that continue to practice their baptist faith. Peace and Love. Peace and Love.

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