Natalie Portman can learn from Paris Hilton? Ouch

Paris Hilton could teach Natalie Portman a thing or two about launching a shoe line. While Paris actually pressed the flesh and possibly infected a small child, Natalie Portman decided to play diva at her own shoe launch by showing up 45 minutes late, according to Page Six:

She gave 15 minutes of interviews before going back into hiding. Guests waited impatiently while sipping on Casa Lapostolle wines, which Portman chose because they are organic and biodynamic to go along with her vegan shoe line. The actress returned, reports a spy, “However, she showed up with only five minutes remaining before the party ended.”

Vegan shoe line? Are they made of tofu? Please. I don’t need hippie/diva Natalie Portman telling me what kind of shoes to wear. If I want to tie a pork chop to each of my feet, that’s my right to look rugged and awesome. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the butcher shop for some mutton loafers. I’ve got a hot date tonight and I want to look fancy as hell, son.

The whole process is vegan from Natalie the spokesperson, the shoes themselves, and the manufacturing process. The Burmese children that work in the shoe factory are only fed water and 1/2 bowl of rice a day.

She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

Ah, the old “I’m vegan and that is somehow supposed to be important” media trick. “Vegan” shoes are just any old crappy shoe that is not made out of leather (or any animal products). Instead they construct crappy shoes, in crappy overseas factories using crappy child labor. Yeah, save the animals!! Enslave the children.

Natalie Portman has the eyes of an emotional wreck. Her body’s posture is rigid and she’s uncomfortable; She’d be a clinger. No doubt.

I already placed my order for a pair of ‘Portman’s fabulous shoe socks’ for three-hundred and sixty five dollars. I plan on tucking my cock in to my ass, wearing them once, to dinner, then saturating them in gasoline and setting them on fire. Then, maybe I’ll take a warm bath and read a little Danielle Steel.

Funny how there are several comments here about vegans having really loud opinions and being overbearing negative, yet every nasty comment is being made against vegans. As annoying as peta and it’d can be, the negativity towards veggies is just as loud and unwarranted.