The Old People: With a penchant for Cole Porter music, this band of men and women would have destroyed the world because of a lack spiritual enthusiasm. However, the Gods of Olympus interceded and filled the vacuum that was, would have been, and will be filled by such attitudes. Thank Gods!!!!

The Breeders: before the name was stolen by Kim Deal, this male fronted, vampire worshiping half breed band was poised for DIY stardom. Led by the former manager of Porno Dracula as a pure form of escapism and with a maniacal Krishna-Cuban guitar player the world is sorrier and sadder to not hear “you idiot” […]

Null and the Voids: the name being based on Genesis chapter one — this band of nihilistic agnostics would have set the new wave world on fire. Lead by a lead guitar who couldn’t play like Robert Fripp and a rythm guitar who couldn’t play like Sterling Morrison — we are at once saddenned and thankful they were uncreated.