LavenderWolf:FirstNationalBastard: Doctor_Who: Charged only with domestic assault? Ummm shouldn't that be rape? If a man threatened a woman with a knife to perform sexual favours, he would be arrested for rape.

He wouldn't only be arrested, he would be incarcerated for a few years, and have to register as a sex offender.

But, hey, it's only rape when a man does it to a woman. Women are never guilty.

Sad but true, when it comes to sex crime nothing else matters but gender. If only things were equal, and justice for all. It could drive a man to drink whiskey in the jar. Amid all this frantic inequality, some kind of monster has been born. Men are the unforgiven, but either women should be unforgiven too or the judas kiss for men must end. There are men that end up broken, beat, and scarred just for urinating in public. Some women think that we should just kill 'em all, make them jump in the fire. They truly are a master of puppets, forcing a creeping death on men.

OBBN:I hate you both so much now. I could have not looked it up, I could have. But nooooo, curiosity got the best of me. I wonder if sex will ever be normal for me again?Thanks again, I hope you are happy.

This is why I am so happy that I do most of my farking at work. All the crazy, gross stuff is blocked and I'll forget about it by the time I get home.

Calehedron:This past spring I got an email from my 11 year old son's Teacher that he got in trouble that day in technology class. He was telling everyone to google Blue Waffle and a young lady got real grossed out. I had no farking clue what it was at the time. My son was told by the young teens that hang at the corner park to look it up and it was the coolest thing ever. My son hadnt looked it up and he had no idea what he was passing on. I tore though the history of every computer in the house and no signs of it anywhere. Then *I* googled it.....

Ladies!!! There's no excuse for the fishy booty (besides illness). Sleep naked. Don't wear underwear, especially under tight jeans or under panty hose/tights (the only underwear I wear is Victoria's Secret and I wear it only long enough for it to come off).

Ah, where were you before I became all bitter?

/have had 5 hours of sleep, about delirious but feeling good, have been volunteering with the Triangle Flight of Honor, gonna go to sleep now and be back at the airport to prepare for the WWII veterans' return home from visiting the WWII Memorial in DC

I bike past that every day. I hope they weren't at the the World War Two Memorial today. It's craptastically cold and rainy. Then again anyone, like my 89 year-old Great-Uncle Victor, who survived Bastogne -- -- part of the Epic Lulz that was the Battle of the Bulge -- probably doesn't give a crap about a little rain and wet socks.

LavenderWolf:Calehedron: sleeper2995: If you really wants some pics google the blue waffle. But be forewarned GROSSNESS AHEAD!

Its my CSB time:

This past spring I got an email from my 11 year old son's Teacher that he got in trouble that day in technology class. He was telling everyone to google Blue Waffle and a young lady got real grossed out. I had no farking clue what it was at the time. My son was told by the young teens that hang at the corner park to look it up and it was the coolest thing ever. My son hadnt looked it up and he had no idea what he was passing on. I tore though the history of every computer in the house and no signs of it anywhere. Then *I* googled it.....

WHY?! Oh god why?!

I just looked it up on urban dictionary. A clear enough explanation without videos or images...

/I assume the google search has videos and images//no intention of finding out for myself

steerforth:I think I'll stick with my odour issues. Radioactive coont cancer is just too much to deal with now that the Republicans have won back control of Congress and all.

Not to inject politics into a discussion of stinky vaginas, but I think the Republicans winning back the House (not the whole Congress) is a good thing. My reasoning goes like this: Republicans are leeches that want to milk this country dry and outsource the mummified remains. Middle and working class people who vote Republican are dumber than a bag of Fischer-Price plastic squeaky hammers. However, you can only distract stupid people with "teh ghey" and fears of rampaging hordes of Mexicans and Obama confiscating their Remy pump shotgun to get them to vote against their own interest so long. But, as mentioned, people are really stupid. Like drunks, people need to hit bottom before they wake the fark up. Unfortunately, the Republicans have been able to pass the buck or have their asses hauled out of the fire too many time for things that would have been hysterically surreal were it not for, say, all the dead Iraqis. What we need to do is give Republicans unfettered power to wage war, eviscerate the economy, and engage in an epic transfer of wealth upwards. Then, when we are all rolling in their schit, so much so that they can't weasel out of the consequences of their policies, we can round them up and behead them. In public. With free popcorn.

In other words: stop making lame political excuses for your stinkin' hair-pie.

back in college, i was dating a relatively attractive girl (looked like a young joni mitchell), until one fateful friday night. I knew she had a habit of showering every other day instead of every day (something about her hair or face or something), but as I was headed down south, I thought I smelled something rank. I tried to be cool, cause she was kinda hot...

These phrases DO NOT go together. And she didn't bathe regularly? Yeesh it was college, there were more fish in th....err, um...I woulda picked another chick...

Mykeru:Not to inject politics into a discussion of stinky vaginas, but I think the Republicans winning back the House (not the whole Congress) is a good thing. My reasoning goes like this: Republicans are leeches that want to milk this country dry and outsource the mummified remains. Middle and working class people who vote Republican are dumber than a bag of Fischer-Price plastic squeaky hammers. However, you can only distract stupid people with "teh ghey" and fears of rampaging hordes of Mexicans and Obama confiscating their Remy pump shotgun to get them to vote against their own interest so long. But, as mentioned, people are really stupid. Like drunks, people need to hit bottom before they wake the fark up. Unfortunately, the Republicans have been able to pass the buck or have their asses hauled out of the fire too many time for things that would have been hysterically surreal were it not for, say, all the dead Iraqis. What we need to do is give Republicans unfettered power to wage war, eviscerate the economy, and engage in an epic transfer of wealth upwards. Then, when we are all rolling in their schit, so much so that they can't weasel out of the consequences of their policies, we can round them up and behead them. In public. With free popcorn.

While I agree with you on most points, I take exception with two.

1. Supply of teh stupid appears to be unlimited and I don't think the unwashed masses will ever catch on that there is no cheese at the end of the labyrinth.

2. Fisher Price plastic squeaky hammers have an actual use where as the lemming like hordes of easily frightened Beck fans do not. Well, 2 turntables and a microphone was okay.

They deserve what we get. Say what you want though, that 8 year ordeal was the heist of the century. It was an epic dine and dash on the taxpayers tab. And it smelled as bad as this coont as soon as you got close enough for a whiff.

Having lived most of my life in West Virginia I am never disappointed by the fact that our little state may not have the hardcore crazy of Florida but when we do make Fark, we do it with the highest possible degree of awesome!!

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, "somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I'm going to cut your [expletive] throat."

Precede?

"SOMEBODY'S GUNNA CHOMP MY CHONCH OR ELSE IMA CUT A biatch!"

i love this story so very much.

and where's johnny cochran when you need him? "If her coonch smelled filthy, my client is not guilty!" "Her snapper smelled like shiat, so the jury must acquit!" "It smelled like fermented pee, so my client must walk free!" "she didn't wash with Dial, I request a mistrial!"

Mykeru:steerforth: I think I'll stick with my odour issues. Radioactive coont cancer is just too much to deal with now that the Republicans have won back control of Congress and all.

Not to inject politics into a discussion of stinky vaginas, but I think the Republicans winning back the House (not the whole Congress) is a good thing. My reasoning goes like this: Republicans are leeches that want to milk this country dry and outsource the mummified remains. Middle and working class people who vote Republican are dumber than a bag of Fischer-Price plastic squeaky hammers. However, you can only distract stupid people with "teh ghey" and fears of rampaging hordes of Mexicans and Obama confiscating their Remy pump shotgun to get them to vote against their own interest so long. But, as mentioned, people are really stupid. Like drunks, people need to hit bottom before they wake the fark up. Unfortunately, the Republicans have been able to pass the buck or have their asses hauled out of the fire too many time for things that would have been hysterically surreal were it not for, say, all the dead Iraqis. What we need to do is give Republicans unfettered power to wage war, eviscerate the economy, and engage in an epic transfer of wealth upwards. Then, when we are all rolling in their schit, so much so that they can't weasel out of the consequences of their policies, we can round them up and behead them. In public. With free popcorn.

In other words: stop making lame political excuses for your stinkin' hair-pie.

What the fark would I know about American politics and all of your problems with pie and Iraqis and spelling and rampaging Mexican asses and all. I'm an Australian. Down here, our coonts smell like clover. CLOVER.

/Warning, if you do visit one day, don't approach the penises under any circumstances.

Mykeru:"The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

Gentlemen, I feel your pain. And your scorched nose hairs.

Wow, dude, just... really... WOW. You seriously need help. There's some misogyny, some compensation issues, and a whole lot of impotent rage going on in your head. Seriously, we get it, you don't like her. She made fun of your obese wife that had cancer, and now you've gone insane trying to prove that it's her, not you, and packs the crazy.

Brick-House:Now being a renouned Butt Muncher myself, I'm thinking if the snatch reeks to high heaven, it's not going to get any better on the flip side, so I would just go find a fresher smelling daisy.

mytdawg:While I agree with you on most points, I take exception with two.

I should warn you up front that disagreeing with me is prima facie evidence of being just plain wrong, but I will hear you out.

1. Supply of teh stupid appears to be unlimited and I don't think the unwashed masses will ever catch on that there is no cheese at the end of the labyrinth.

Yeah, okay, you got me there. I think it's likely that there will always be an irreducible 25% of Americans who will vote fringe Republican, support Creationism and generally do the playbook of right-wing authoritarian followers. That's why the Teabaggers want to eliminate the Department of Education. Not because of religious or financial objections, but just to promote stupid generally.

Then again, think of other social abominations that have been driven underground or eliminated entirely. Often it took years, even bloodshed, but it was accomplished. I am, of course referring to one thing: Disco.

2. Fisher Price plastic squeaky hammers have an actual use where as the lemming like hordes of easily frightened Beck fans do not. Well, 2 turntables and a microphone was okay.

True, but once again, I don't think the solution to the problem of wingnut lemmings are toy hammers. Or even real hammers.

Bricks are cheaper. Yes, let me re-iterate my solution to the problem: Hit them with bricks. Lots and lots of bricks. Even if they don't move, brick 'em again just to be sure.

They deserve what we get. Say what you want though, that 8 year ordeal was the heist of the century. It was an epic dine and dash on the taxpayers tab. And it smelled as bad as this coont as soon as you got close enough for a whiff.

After 8 years of a dumb cypher of a president selected by the Supreme Court (in a decision so surreal that you could make a sandwich with it using Dred Scott and Citizen's United as the bread) that there is no equivalency. That is to say, a poor minority organization like Acorn could be shut down by some dickless wingnut geek kid in a bad pimp outfit edited into a fraudulent tape but, at the same time, if Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers killed an underage hooker, wrapped the dismembered corpse in the Constitution stolen from the National Archives, buried her in Ground Zero and then took a hot steaming dump on the grave, a good percentage of people would believe it when Fox News applauded them for "fertilizing" and making the flowers grow.

Mykeru:mytdawg: While I agree with you on most points, I take exception with two.

I should warn you up front that disagreeing with me is prima facie evidence of being just plain wrong, but I will hear you out.

1. Supply of teh stupid appears to be unlimited and I don't think the unwashed masses will ever catch on that there is no cheese at the end of the labyrinth.

Yeah, okay, you got me there. I think it's likely that there will always be an irreducible 25% of Americans who will vote fringe Republican, support Creationism and generally do the playbook of right-wing authoritarian followers. That's why the Teabaggers want to eliminate the Department of Education. Not because of religious or financial objections, but just to promote stupid generally.

Then again, think of other social abominations that have been driven underground or eliminated entirely. Often it took years, even bloodshed, but it was accomplished. I am, of course referring to one thing: Disco.

2. Fisher Price plastic squeaky hammers have an actual use where as the lemming like hordes of easily frightened Beck fans do not. Well, 2 turntables and a microphone was okay.

True, but once again, I don't think the solution to the problem of wingnut lemmings are toy hammers. Or even real hammers.

Bricks are cheaper. Yes, let me re-iterate my solution to the problem: Hit them with bricks. Lots and lots of bricks. Even if they don't move, brick 'em again just to be sure.

They deserve what we get. Say what you want though, that 8 year ordeal was the heist of the century. It was an epic dine and dash on the taxpayers tab. And it smelled as bad as this coont as soon as you got close enough for a whiff.

After 8 years of a dumb cypher of a president selected by the Supreme Court (in a decision so surreal that you could make a sandwich with it using Dred Scott and Citizen's United as the bread) that there is no equivalency. That is to say, a poor minority organization like Acorn could be shut down by some dickless wingnut geek kid in a bad pimp outfit edited into a fraudulent tape but, at the same time, if Karl Rove and the Koch Brothers killed an underage hooker, wrapped the dismembered corpse in the Constitution stolen from the National Archives, buried her in Ground Zero and then took a hot steaming dump on the grave, a good percentage of people would believe it when Fox News applauded them for "fertilizing" and making the flowers grow.

However, I doubt your story now. Even if you have the most rancid coont on Earth, you are in Australia. I mean, it's not like it's going to make you stick out any.

Look, I've never been to Australia, but I've been to Shanghai and they get Australians. And as someone who once had to take a crap on a sleeper train from Qifu to Beijing -- which was basically a hole in the floor right over the tracks -- it really takes an Australian to make the Chinese, of all people, to start thinking about the downside of poor personal hygiene.

TelJanin:Mykeru: "The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

Yeah, who hasn't been there? Am I right, guys? Yet, we allow this silent epidemic of assault on us to go on.In fact, many women reading this thread right now might be completely unaware that men have do dodge away from walking directly behind them because she's got one bad clam.

Gentlemen, I feel your pain. And your scorched nose hairs.

Wow, dude, just... really... WOW. You seriously need help. There's some misogyny, some compensation issues, and a whole lot of impotent rage going on in your head. Seriously, we get it, you don't like her. She made fun of your obese wife that had cancer, and now you've gone insane trying to prove that it's her, not you, and packs the crazy.

TelJanin:Wow, dude, just... really... WOW. You seriously need help. There's some misogyny, some compensation issues, and a whole lot of impotent rage going on in your head. Seriously, we get it, you don't like her. She made fun of your obese wife that had cancer, and now you've gone insane trying to prove that it's her, not you, and packs the crazy.

Please, SFTU or GTFO.

My wife was quite the heifer for a 5'3", 97 lb woman. I guess for all your complaining you are one of the "your wife was fat" people. Go ahead, be a dumbass. I can't stop you and no one can fix it. Enjoy.

However, you are correct about the misogyny. However, I'm confused by you using the word like it's a bad thing. Please don't disparage my lifestyle choice. And you are right, I can only compensate so much although, I've got to admit, being able to masturbate using Cheerios is pretty cost-effective. You're just jealous.

Please respond with something even dumber than your original post. I have high hopes. When people tell you you've reached the heights of being a dumbass, that you can't possibly top yourself with breathless stupid, don't believe them. You can do it. I have faith in you.

I think a lot of chicks have hangups about really touching themselves, even just to bathe and get clean. I like to think people are getting generally cooler about this crap, but religion and ignorance still prevails too often..

Ladies, don't use douches, soaps, gels, or chemical products in general. Just fracking WASH. At the risk of making a bunch of farkers fap to my visuals, the best way to keep your vag healthy and not smelly is to run a hot bath or shower, and open the folds, nooks and crannys with your fingers and just wash off the outside bits. You should also gently scrape a finger nail along the inner lips to get out the bits of moisture, toilet paper and panty fuzz that tends to accumulate there. The anus and taint should get the same treatment.

On date nights, stick a finger in there, and clean out the entrance, too. Just plain old water and friction does the trick. But it requires daily maintenance.

rickythepenguin:Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, "somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I'm going to cut your [expletive] throat."

Precede?

"SOMEBODY'S GUNNA CHOMP MY CHONCH OR ELSE IMA CUT A biatch!"

i love this story so very much.

and where's johnny cochran when you need him? "If her coonch smelled filthy, my client is not guilty!" "Her snapper smelled like shiat, so the jury must acquit!" "It smelled like fermented pee, so my client must walk free!" "she didn't wash with Dial, I request a mistrial!"

"Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn."

and then...

"Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further."

So, it wasn't even the spouse who initially agreed to do it? It was his pal? HAHAHA! Sounds like the husband already knew the dangers involved. Man, things get crazy at the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mykeru:TelJanin: Wow, dude, just... really... WOW. You seriously need help. There's some misogyny, some compensation issues, and a whole lot of impotent rage going on in your head. Seriously, we get it, you don't like her. She made fun of your obese wife that had cancer, and now you've gone insane trying to prove that it's her, not you, and packs the crazy.

Please, SFTU or GTFO.

My wife was quite the heifer for a 5'3", 97 lb woman. I guess for all your complaining you are one of the "your wife was fat" people. Go ahead, be a dumbass. I can't stop you and no one can fix it. Enjoy.

However, you are correct about the misogyny. However, I'm confused by you using the word like it's a bad thing. Please don't disparage my lifestyle choice. And you are right, I can only compensate so much although, I've got to admit, being able to masturbate using Cheerios is pretty cost-effective. You're just jealous.

Please respond with something even dumber than your original post. I have high hopes. When people tell you you've reached the heights of being a dumbass, that you can't possibly top yourself with breathless stupid, don't believe them. You can do it. I have faith in you.

Don't let me down.

Honey Nut, or Original? Mabye add it to your Amazon Wishlist, I'll pitch in for a delivered box.

Ladies (or men who are now ladies), if your coont smells so bad that you end up on fark, you are going to need the biggest Douche on the planet to solve the problem. Being a lover of clean pussies, I'm just going to leave this here for you all to use as you deem necessary. Hope it helps.

The last time my cooch smelled terrible I had an infection called BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. You could smell it from clear across the room. It was a nightmare to get rid of, took 6 months to go away. It smelled like a mixture of sulfur and fish. If this is the smell you're talking about, it is likely an overgrowth of Gardnerella aka BV aka BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. It is very hard to get rid of and can last for years in some women. It has to do with immune system function and healthy eating habits. Personally I am very sorry for the women who have it long term. Don't pick on them, it's a sorry state to be in and usually has nothing to do with HYGIENE since the smell recurs almost immediately after you wash. Assholes.

territ:I think a lot of chicks have hangups about really touching themselves, even just to bathe and get clean. I like to think people are getting generally cooler about this crap, but religion and ignorance still prevails too often..

Ladies, don't use douches, soaps, gels, or chemical products in general. Just fracking WASH. At the risk of making a bunch of farkers fap to my visuals, the best way to keep your vag healthy and not smelly is to run a hot bath or shower, and open the folds, nooks and crannys with your fingers and just wash off the outside bits. You should also gently scrape a finger nail along the inner lips to get out the bits of moisture, toilet paper and panty fuzz that tends to accumulate there. The anus and taint should get the same treatment.

On date nights, stick a finger in there, and clean out the entrance, too. Just plain old water and friction does the trick. But it requires daily maintenance.

BEEZ nobody needs to be using daily maintenance on their cooch. How many cooches are you licking? You only know about yours. Speak for your own brainwashed self. A couple baths a week and you're good. Another thing: considering you're free of DISEASE and all a man should like your smell. If he doesn't, dump his lame ass. All these hygenic standards come from the fact that a lot of men are terrified of pussy. Terrified. They're scared little boys.

7473r4:The last time my cooch smelled terrible I had an infection called BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. You could smell it from clear across the room. It was a nightmare to get rid of, took 6 months to go away. It smelled like a mixture of sulfur and fish. If this is the smell you're talking about, it is likely an overgrowth of Gardnerella aka BV aka BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. It is very hard to get rid of and can last for years in some women. It has to do with immune system function and healthy eating habits. Personally I am very sorry for the women who have it long term. Don't pick on them, it's a sorry state to be in and usually has nothing to do with HYGIENE since the smell recurs almost immediately after you wash. Assholes.

j0e_average:7473r4: The last time my cooch smelled terrible I had an infection called BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. You could smell it from clear across the room. It was a nightmare to get rid of, took 6 months to go away. It smelled like a mixture of sulfur and fish. If this is the smell you're talking about, it is likely an overgrowth of Gardnerella aka BV aka BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. It is very hard to get rid of and can last for years in some women. It has to do with immune system function and healthy eating habits. Personally I am very sorry for the women who have it long term. Don't pick on them, it's a sorry state to be in and usually has nothing to do with HYGIENE since the smell recurs almost immediately after you wash. Assholes.

7473r4:territ: I think a lot of chicks have hangups about really touching themselves, even just to bathe and get clean. I like to think people are getting generally cooler about this crap, but religion and ignorance still prevails too often..

Ladies, don't use douches, soaps, gels, or chemical products in general. Just fracking WASH. At the risk of making a bunch of farkers fap to my visuals, the best way to keep your vag healthy and not smelly is to run a hot bath or shower, and open the folds, nooks and crannys with your fingers and just wash off the outside bits. You should also gently scrape a finger nail along the inner lips to get out the bits of moisture, toilet paper and panty fuzz that tends to accumulate there. The anus and taint should get the same treatment.

On date nights, stick a finger in there, and clean out the entrance, too. Just plain old water and friction does the trick. But it requires daily maintenance.

BEEZ nobody needs to be using daily maintenance on their cooch. How many cooches are you licking? You only know about yours. Speak for your own brainwashed self. A couple baths a week and you're good. Another thing: considering you're free of DISEASE and all a man should like your smell. If he doesn't, dump his lame ass. All these hygenic standards come from the fact that a lot of men are terrified of pussy. Terrified. They're scared little boys.