DUDE I TOTALLY THINK THAT THE CHICAGO BEARS COULD TOTALLY KICK THE EWOKS' ASSES I MEAN THEY HAVE BASEBALL BATS RIGHT? SO THEY CAN JUST SMACK THOSE LITTLE JERKS OUT OF THEIR TREE HUTS AND GO TO TOWN BEFORE THE WHOLE PLANET BLOWS UP UNDER THEM OMG DUDE GO BEARS

"PUSH WINE RACK ON THE WEST WALL:

It won't budge. You are too weak. If only your ability to carry seventy different objects of various sizes, shapes, and wieldliness transfered over into some sort of physical strength, but alas, it is more due to your special pants than your capabilities as a juggler." -If Only...

but... but... i had the stick!!! ;_; *goes to cry into his livejournal*

ey Priam. how's life?

"PUSH WINE RACK ON THE WEST WALL:

It won't budge. You are too weak. If only your ability to carry seventy different objects of various sizes, shapes, and wieldliness transfered over into some sort of physical strength, but alas, it is more due to your special pants than your capabilities as a juggler." -If Only...