Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week...

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby...

Nassau, Bahamas - (Rotters): Former Texan cop Virgie Arthur is demanding to take out a legally binding contract getting sole custody of grand daughter Dannielynn in the event that the seven month old baby's father Larry Birkhead 'takes a fata...

Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus): Virgie Arthur is running out of $$$$ in her protracted legal fight for a share of the headlines in baby grand daughter Dannielynn's custody hearing scheduled for today Friday the 13th of April.

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...

The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.

I think that the baby Dannielynn should be given to me. Britney, I sent in this story on Monday claiming Dannielynn. Britney you cannot always be the favourite. Everyone is claiming to be the baby's father, but I am truly the one who deserves to have the baby.

Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): Virgie Arthur has appealed Judge Seidlin's ruling about the burial of her daughter Anna Nicole Smith saying that she now wants her stuffed and put in a glass display box at her home town in Texas.

Bahamas - (ReUterus): Pop star Madonna is filing an official request to formally adopt Anna Nicole's daughter after hearing that the baby's grandmother Virgie Arthur may be the only blonde female role model in little Dannielynn's life.

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