Joke 45

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

February 17, 1993

Fort Erie, Ontario, Constable Paul Fletcher told reporters in December that a man armed with a club tried to force a woman to drive him home with her to get money for him, but that when he waited for her to unlock the passenger door from inside, she sped away.