My epic letter

Dear Board of Education,
Im writing this letter to discuss a very important topic, my pen.is. I was wondering why I, or the students aren't allowed to let our d**ks hang out. i don't know if its just me, but i need to give it some room to grow and on top of that, i like to show it off. It also needs some room to breathe since my jeans cant contain it. On that note, why aren't the girls in school allowed to walk around naked? Scratch that, why aren't all the pretty girls allowed to walk around naked. Im absolutely sure that the students wouldn't have any problems with this, especially not me. Or if you can't make that happen, can you at least make them wear mini skirts and a tight white, buttoned shirt with the first two top buttons undone? I believe that you need to enforce that on them, teach them some discipline. Thank you for your time and i hope you can help me accomplish these goals. Have an excellent day.

You guys can proof read it and give me some ideas before i hand it into the board.

Im adding this part to the paper
In the school band, why aren't the girls allowed to play my skinflute? I mean it is an instrument that many people enjoy playing with, so why not add it to the music curriculum? Its not like it'll hurt anyone, unless i accidentally poke them in the eye, but i think i can manage to stay still. Oh and if your planning on adding my skin flute in the band, why not throw in my own personal janitor? I tend to make quite a mess when i ejaculate, you know since im pretty big and all :D Oh and make sure all the girls in the band are HOT. I dont want any of those ugly nerd chicks touching my john.