The Constitutional Monarchy of Royal Kingdom of Ni is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Meshi with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.877 billion Ni-ites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Kingdom of Nian economy, worth 270 trillion Sanctums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,239 Sanctums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Kingdom of Ni's national animal is the Night Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Royality.