That's because they need you jokers to finance it. I mean, those jokers Matthew Wilkas and Daniel Vincent Gordh need you to finance it.

Gus learns the semi-hard way that a manwich is more like a meal

As a way of catching your attention and trying to earn three more shekels, the guys have taken off all their clothes except for nude manties and enlisted the aid of Abra Moore, Drew Droege and Wilkas's male lover Gus Kenworthy (pictured) to create an iconic sketch. I mean, ironic.