4/08/2011

“..the Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAA-AAAH with Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Whinning.”

[received from my son Alex via text message]

…my grandson Julian has now lost his second tooth. tonight he said “my mouth is a real money maker!”

and then I got these in email;

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

8 comments:

I am totally sending this to the husband: WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)SO FUNNY.Love the text message...how I feel some days too. Damnit.I once heard a hooker also say her mouth was a money maker. Oh, yes I went there.Have a great weekend C!!!

OMG cheech, i thinks we did have a bad influence on our dear suz! lmao. i didnt post all the others of the MAN jokes cuz i didnt wanna make anyone feel like i was MAN bashing... cuz i'm not, but those two were so funny, i just had to! lmao

oh go on, you know you love to man bash, espesially when it comes to your brother-in-laws!!! jim and alan!! go ahead, post away.....we all know it is referringing to them. so ahem, the other fellers, don't take it to heart, she means it for me hubby and my sisters hubs, k?

parental advisory. i say fuck alot.

julian, alias jujube, i love you so much!

molly mo... i love you so!

About Me

I'm a mother of 4, nurse, writer, poet, chef, and just a kid inside waiting to grow up.... I'm still searching for that one thing which will ease my longing for whatever it is. This "hole" in my soul drives me, cripples me, and sometimes lies dormant. I love my kids, my job, and wish I knew "then" what I know "now".

WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU, EH?

love birds.

Oldies but Goodies

constipated people don't give a shit.

i like to eat out.... my girlfriend likes it too.

"And can it be that in a world so full and busy, the loss of one weak creature makes a void in any heart, so wide and deep that nothing but the width and depth of eternity can fill it up?"
-Charles Dickens