Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Little Tim was in the backyard filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He politely asked, 'What are you up to there, Tim?' 'My goldfish died,' replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, 'and I've just buried him.' The concerned neighbor said, 'That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?' Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, 'That's because he's inside your cat!'