Zlatan Ibrahimovic's glorious reunion with the people of Malmo obviously means an awful lot to the big striker.

Sweden's greatest export (so he apparently thinks, anyway) has returned to his hometown club for a Champions League match with his PSG team - and he's determined to turn it into a major national occasion.

Such generosity might have some onlookers concerned that the the 147-time Swedish Football of the Year might want to go easy on Malmo. They need not worry. This is Zlatan , after all - which is why no-one should be surprised that this is what he had to say just ahead of the game…

"The dream scenario? I score a hat-trick, we win & the stadium chants my name."

Some may say Zlatan is being a bit greedy, with this desire for a win, lots of goals and the adulation of everyone present. You know what Zlatan would say to that?

"What do you mean, that's an unreasonable demand? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"