Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Sorry about the lack of a contest last weekend, it was an unfortunate oversight. Back on track for this weekend. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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In a demonstration of how transparent his administration is, President obama shows the White House press corps documentation that all his claims on obamacare are true. The press corps was very impressed and said that they look forward to the President showing them his new clothes next week.

westcoastwiser

Obama explains that he was told by his physic that the long line on his palm is the lying line.

jim_m

Psychic

westcoastwiser

Thanks for correcting my carefully crafted caption!

yetanotherjohn

My hand to God, I thought turkeys could fly.

yetanotherjohn

Where will you be when your laxative hits?

yetanotherjohn

Secret Service is heading out to the bar to pull a few hookers, whose in?

Par4Course

President Obama prepares to thumb his nose at the Constitution again.

yetanotherjohn

Ooooh that smell Can’t you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of debt surrounds you

Paul Hooson

Obama: “Eenie meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak…..” Reporter: “Is it the ghost of Helen Thomas?”

Paul Hooson

“yes, yes, yes. I heard that Paul Hooson joke before about the zombie would never got his GED and kept calling out for “BRIANS ” until he was corrected….”

Paul Hooson

Obama: “This is my impression of a zombie who can’t read or write well and never received a GED and kept chanting ‘BRIANS” until another zombie corrected him…” Reporter: “Wow! You’re not good at your day job either….”

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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.