The NFL was rocked yesterday by the death of 12-time Pro Bowl linebacker Junior Seau, whom police believe shot himself in the chest with a handgun. But while the great majority of fans and San Diegans have used the occasion to mourn his passing and remember the better days of a Charger legend, a couple of sickos have apparently decided to have folks believe Seau's death was somehow foretold by (you guessed it) Craigslist postings.

Point is, these were probably written, to an unscientific degree of 99.9 percent certainty, by a couple of sick bastards looking to send a chill down people's collective spines. (In that sense, mission accomplished). But should anyone consider these to be legit? No way.