We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We […]

DOCTOR – DOCTOR A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something. The boy continues. “Johnny!” mom screams. “Knock it off You’re going to break something.” He stops and eventually mom leaves for […]

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING – When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else […]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts her robe on and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the […]