-Mary is dead. She's lying on the floor in a puddle of water with broken glass all over the floor.

-A man is hanging from a noose in the middle of a room with no chairs or tables, ledges, or other type of furniture. There are ashes in the fire place and the carpet below him is wet.

-Two men go into a restaurant and hug for a long time when they greet each other. They both ahve tattoos. They laugh as they order albatross soup. When the soup comes, one man takes a bite, gets upset, says, "You sonuvabitch" and jumps out a window, killing himself in the fall.

-A man is in a small room with five layers of clothing on, he has frozen to death.

-One scientist calls another scientist and says, "I've just discovered an acid so corrosive that it will eat through any material! I'm having my assistant pack it up now and transfer it to your lab!" The other scientist chuckles and hangs up the phone, knowing that his friend will not be coming over.

That's all I can think of at the moment. Oh, and:knock knockwho's thereinterrupting cowinterru....MOOO!

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What is Sabonai? Sabonai is a happy accident. My Japanese grandmother's maiden name is Sabanai, but my parents accidentally switched out an a for an o when they tried to pass down this name to me, giving me a name that is completely unique that has made the whole "securing a handle on the internet" thing very easy for me. So my life started with a happy accident, and I've been stumbling along ever since.