this micropenis is actually pretty damn thick. 6.5" isn't anyting to brag about, but it's not short. when you add my thickness, i stack up with the volume / displacement of almost any reasonably sized penis.

now, some dudes have freaking anaconda snakes in there, and i'm not going to claim i stack up to those guys. calling me a micropenis is just not accurate, however. i've got a pretty big dick.