Summary

The third story in "Night Out" Series. Sequel to "Saturday Night Out" and "Friday Night Out." After my OC Wren sampled all three heirs of Durin, dated the whole company of Thorin Oakenshield, and cousin Dain, and enjoyed the monogamous bliss with a certain Dr Thorington for seven months, she is once again unattached. Are there any more Hobbit men in this modern crack AU she hasn't yet tried?

Summary

In this 1920s Modern AU, John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and his wife (Wren, my original character, initially written for proper Middle Earth fanfiction) come together one cold night in a hunting cottage, where they have to share a bed for warmth purposes, according to all cliches. And despite their proper upbringing and uptight morals, they are faced with the questions of conjugal duties and inappropriate sexual gratification. Nothing but humour, smut, and plenty of sarcasm.

Summary

If your date with an Heir of Durin didn't work out, don't despair. There were after all 13 members in the company of Thorin Oakenshield. And even if you've already sampled two other Heirs of Durin, there is always Cousin Dain.

Hobbit Modern AU that will make purists cringe, but hopefully many will have fun.

Summary

Four Saturdays out of my OC Wren's life - one Heir of Durin at a time - in a modern four-part story that could make Tolkien purists cringe, but hopefully those in search of a sexy cheery story will have a laugh or two.

Hanky-panky, two untimely phone calls, and one awkward family dinner. And remember: A Durin a week makes you happily squeak.