Baby Idiots Series

“These days it is not always easy to be a man. What, with all the mixed signals you get. Of course in the Gutter, most of those mixed signals are the wires crossed in your own brain…” –Out of the Gutter on “Baby Idiots” “Baby Idiots” is a work of flash fiction written by Carl…

“8 Big Time Bummers About Buying a New Phone” is the fourth story in the Baby Idiots series, featuring our depth-less narrator at his best, or worst depending on your point of view. He doesn’t get what a top-10 list is supposed to be but that doesn’t stop him from trying… Eight is enough no matter what his grandma says. See number six below.

“What’s in a name? As it turns out, a fucking lot. But that’s life in the Gutter, where up is down, down is up, and you never answer the door when a pimp comes knocking.” –Out of the Gutter on “Enjoi” “Enjoi” is the second in an ongoing series of flash fiction stories, created and…

“Carl Robinette stops by with his latest entry in his Baby Idiot series. In case you are not up to speed with the series, allow me to surmise… People are (baby) idiots.”–Out of The Gutter Online about The Spot. “…and if you have allergies they can coincidentally flare up and make your eyes start watering at the exact moment a young man sucker punches you in the stomach.”