Have a new husband by Friday? Is that even possible? Dr. Kevin Leman says it is. The New York Times bestselling author and self-help guru shows even the most frustrated wife how she can have a new husband by Friday. Leman reminds any wife that if what she's doing to get better behavior out of her husband isn't working now, it never will. So it's time for a change. That means it's time to change her own patterns of behavior. Here's how Leman suggests she handle it day to day:

gpmanatan said: Super Green. $5 to change a husband's attitude is a deal of the century. 5 DAYS!!!

Marvinomatic

Senior Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 7:52a

Sure! No 1: Get Divorced! No 2: Marry your Dog!

*Dogs don't cry.

*Dogs love it when your friends come over.

*Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

*Dogs think you sing great.

*Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

*Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

*A dog's parents never visit.

*Dogs love long car trips.

*Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

*Dogs don't hate their bodies.

*Dogs never criticize.

*Dogs don't worry about germs.

*Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever loved.

*A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

*You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

*Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

*Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

And the best reason of all: *Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public!

tougher

Cranky Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 8:16a

Very well said, but what happens when you get horny? Marry your hands?

Marvinomatic said: Sure! No 1: Get Divorced! No 2: Marry your Dog!

*Dogs don't cry.

*Dogs love it when your friends come over.

*Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

*Dogs think you sing great.

*Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

*Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

*A dog's parents never visit.

*Dogs love long car trips.

*Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

*Dogs don't hate their bodies.

*Dogs never criticize.

*Dogs don't worry about germs.

*Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever loved.

*A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

*You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

*Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

*Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

And the best reason of all: *Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public!

gpmanatan

Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 8:56a

Deals4mykids said: gpmanatan said: Super Green. $5 to change a husband's attitude is a deal of the century. 5 DAYS!!! See.... it's hard work to change a man. We read what we want to read.

nomonies

Senior Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:06a

A wise one once said: A man marries a woman expecting they won't change and a woman marries a man expecting they will change. Both are wrong.

AsylumBoy

Broke Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:10a

tougher said: I could make it only two steps:1) Arrive naked2) bring food Don't forget the beer

Bagofchips

Senior Member - 2K

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:12a

The thread is 3 hours old and beer has not been mentioned yet.

leonc

Addicted Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:18a

Bagofchips said: The thread is 3 hours old and beer has not been mentioned yet. It was mentioned 2 minutes ago.

bopc1996

Senior Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:18a

According to Phil Robinson of Duck Dynasty you have to marry him before he is 15 if you want to mold him to your ways.

leonc

Addicted Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:19a

gpmanatan said: Super Green. $5 to change a husband's attitude is a deal of the century. How many days to change a wife's reading comprehension?How many days to get a wife to understand the different between dollars and days?

ideal10

Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:37a

Interesting....must find the time to read this.

ideal10

Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 9:37a

tougher said: Very well said, but what happens when you get horny? Marry your hands?

Marvinomatic said: Sure! No 1: Get Divorced! No 2: Marry your Dog!

*Dogs don't cry.

*Dogs love it when your friends come over.

*Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

*Dogs think you sing great.

*Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

*Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

*A dog's parents never visit.

*Dogs love long car trips.

*Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

*Dogs don't hate their bodies.

*Dogs never criticize.

*Dogs don't worry about germs.

*Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever loved.

*A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

*You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

*Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

*Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

And the best reason of all: *Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public!

Yes!Have you ever heard of Palm-ela Left?lol

StevenColorado

Stand up guy

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 11:26a

ideal10 said: Interesting....must find the time to read this. Especially if the five days begins from the day of download, rather than the day of reading.

webdoctors

Senior Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 11:26a

I could make it 3 steps for the reader:1) Lose 20 lbs2) Get a job3) Cook dinner

IgorSkovoroda

Senior Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 4:22p

A book about makeovers written by a guy?

tightpapa

Wacky Member

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 4:43p

What are you supposed to do with the old husband?

Technologist

Ancient Lurker - 401K

posted: Jan. 8, 2014 @ 5:52p

If my wife tried to change me, she'd be looking for a new husband in 5 days....

StevenColorado

Stand up guy

posted: Jan. 21, 2014 @ 11:11a

tightpapa said: What are you supposed to do with the old husband? Craigslist?

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