Pitch
Blind Trust

With all of the talk about perennial presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s Blind Trust, he’s here to ask for YOUR blind trust! Your blind trust in voting for him! Look at him! He’s the Special Needs candidate…he has special needs because he makes his money in a special way that has to be specially protected for rich people! (His dog Seamus, who he strapped to the roof of his car for a 12-hour drive to a vacation spot, is by his side).