Hello, fellow Tokers! My name is Roger Boyd. Well, actually it isn’t, but that’s the pseudonym I use for the project I’ve been working on since October 2013, healthystoner.com. The fake name was given to me by an American journalist called Bart Blasengame in his article in the November 2014 edition…

The February Hemper Box is here! The Gentleman is a big Hemper fan. I’ve reviewed a handful of subscription boxes for stoners and The Hemper Box is my favorite so far. The monthly bong or dab rig you get is an attractive piece of glass that’s fun, not kitsch; functional,…

Next Saturday is Cinco de Mayo and to celebrate, Artifacts Glass Gallery in downtown Frederick, MD is hosting live glass-blowing demos with Pennsylvania artist Kevin Beecher on the patio, DJs spinning inside, and the immaculate, the visionary, your hero, ME! The party is going from 2-10pm and is FREE to…

HAPPY 420, BABY! To help you kick off the festivities, I’ve compiled a list of gifts and specials from the Gentleman’s favorite I71 brands with links to their sites and my reviews all in one super-huggable bundle. It’s a celebration! Hidden Leaf DC *Hats for $35 today! WIN A HALF…

The National Cannabis Festival is back in 2018 and just around the corner! The RFK Stadium grounds are going to be quite hazy on 4/21, baby. GT faves like Bulb Wellness and Phone Homie will have booths, King Weedy Collective is hosting the lounges, and Cypress freaking Hill, man! I’ve…

The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate dispenser that’s safe to touch directly to your nail or banger (that’s the bowl part of your concentrate bong for my readers that still think 710 is an area code. I love…

Ok, this mostly made the cut cuz I just love this freakin’ statue, man. It’s so freakin’ raw! I don’t know whether to fuck it or fight it, but either way, the restraining order NMWA took out on me means I can’t get within 500 yards of the place. Are…

Glass House Gallery DC is the spot for the discerning head that desires to partake from only the finest paraphernalia. Every time I step in the door of their shop, conveniently located in the Shaw neighborhood at 1527 9th St NW, their beautiful catalogue of American-made rigs, bongs, and pipes…

The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was a thing, which saves me the trouble of designing it myself. But this isn’t just another pretty face! The Apothecarry Case is eminently functional, like your own Good Place Janet, but it…

Time for another gear review! PAX is one of the most popular names in the crowded portable vaporizer market. They’ve got a lot more prestigious press than my humble blog, with the earliest version hailed as the iPod of vapes for its simplicity. I don’t know if you’ve been around,…

Ahh, the winter crucible is nearly over. Your in-laws are pulling out of the driveway, the kids are off with the neighbor’s trying to poke each other’s eyes out with the new gizmos you got ’em, the corpses of endless waves of Deadites are chainsawed apart and stacked with the…

Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…

I met VUBER out in Vegas which you might already presume if you’ve been following along with my recent adventures, and they invited me to check out their new Dabber. If you’re understandably uncomfortable with wielding a blowtorch but still want to experience the ooomph that a dab rig can…

BudBox DC is one of the newest subscription box services for cannabis enthusiasts and brainchild of the head grower for Alternative Solutions, the highest-selling medical marijuana cultivator in Washington, DC. I’ve reviewed a few of their strains that I really enjoyed, like their Grapefruit Krush, Cheese, and here’s a sweaty…

UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup of tea, but you still want to try some of that terpalicious Terpenstein shatter or sugar wax that your Gentleman has gone on and on about, and for good reason- the mad doctor’s…

I met AccuVape out in Vegas at the Marijuana BizCon a few weeks ago and couldn’t pass up the opportunity to check out the first buttonless adjustable voltage stylus-type battery, their V-Stick AV (cost via AccuVape’s site- $24.95. Nice!) On the surface, it looks like every other slim vape battery…

Absalom’s Smoke Shop invited your Gentleman to check out their new Silver Spring store. This bright, cozy shop nestled in the Hillandale Shopping Center has a nice assortment of reasonably priced bongs and pipes for, uh…tobacco enthusiasts. Cuz even with medical marijuana about to be available throughout the state, you…

Okay, so Halloween is over, but there’s no reason to freak out or anything. The weather is still nice, there’s been minimal friendly casualties thus far in the war versus Neegan (how cool is it that the show’s been based just down the street in Northern Virginia the past few…

Greetings from the Fifth Circle of Hell, my malevolent minions! Not only is All Hallow’s Eve tantalizingly close, but also, my stupid leg is in constant agony unless I lay on my stomach like I’m watching Sweet Valley High and texting Stephanie about what a jerk Brad was to Emma…

Funky Piece is the newest head shop in DC but the cousins that own it, Mark and Matt Bebawy, are old hands at the glass game, as their bright, airy shop on 18th St NW is an extension of their online shop, FunkyPiece.com. They also maintain their own excellent blog…