Just because you’re married doesn’t mean that you and your boo are huge proponents of Valentine’s Day and all of the mushy-gushy, red rose B.S. it typically entails.

That being said, there’s no reason happy couples shouldn’t find a less nauseating way to celebrate their love. Below we’ve rounded up 10 alternative V-Day cards for couples with a less traditional definition of romance.

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