Sunday, August 16, 2009

This picture would have been better if I'd gone at it from a different angle and been able to get the entirety of the vast arcade center in the background. It would have been even better if I had been able to photographically establish that this arcade actually sits at one end of a bustling seaside amusement park. As it is, we'll stick with the simplicity of a lone adolescent boy reading a book in front of a noisy ski ball machine.

*You can only "win" against someone when you're judging them based on things they have control over. Their hair, their clothes, their makeup, the way they are acting, or some other embarrassing self-"controled" quality the may be exhibiting are all worthy of a "win".

Mental and physical disabilities don't count. Mere ugliness doesn't count. Morbid obesity does count, though it might not be featured on the site unless that person also has some other losing qualities going on (a mullet or a face tattoo, for example).