Brodeur, APS, EE, Goosemahn, Brent, Jvig, Scotty go at it in a brawl.
Kal is too busy trying, and failing, to mount Emma.
Yoda is too busy humping APS to do anything.
Chris is unnoticed on the deadliest of all creatures.

Those 7 kill each other. Yoda finishes and wanders off for a smoke. Kal is too emotionally destroyed by the rejection to continue and Chris rides around delivering a penguin style coup de grace.

Brodeur, APS, EE, Goosemahn, Brent, Jvig, Scotty go at it in a brawl.
Kal is too busy trying, and failing, to mount Emma.
Yoda is too busy humping APS to do anything.
Chris is unnoticed on the deadliest of all creatures.

Those 7 kill each other. Yoda finishes and wanders off for a smoke. Kal is too emotionally destroyed by the rejection to continue and Chris rides around delivering a penguin style coup de grace.

So I voted for Yoda on the theory that he essentially has two mounts in this epic battle. He starts on APS, who is on a TRex, should the TRex be toppled or otherwise subdued due to it's tiny arms, then Yoda still has an APS to ride, which is perhaps the most gruesome beast you will find...

So I voted for Yoda on the theory that he essentially has two mounts in this epic battle. He starts on APS, who is on a TRex, should the TRex be toppled or otherwise subdued due to it's tiny arms, then Yoda still has an APS to ride, which is perhaps the most gruesome beast you will find...

Throw in that yoda has mad jedi skills and that was a slam dunk!

OMG, finally some1 had logic voting. Way to go! APS would have his T-Rex, while I am on top. And we would dominate and hell yeah, I'd go to my mind ******* people.