And then using his matrix moves, the real american hero dodged it while the secret service did nothing.

SS guy: Its a shoe right, wow look at the presidents moves

SS guy 2: huh that was weird do you think we should do something?

1:Nah its just a shoe, no one has ever tried to use a shoe as a bomb or anything

2: Check it out hes throwing another one

1: Oooh, dodged again, man the presidents got serious moves

2: Hell yeah! Wait, whoah! he has another shoe!

1: Should we get him?

2: Meh? let him try and kill the president, what are the chances anyway?

1: Yeah, far be it from us to do our jobs anyway_________________I don't wanna end up having to be one of those guys who bang on paint buckets outside of stadiums... Who even knows if I could afford one?

Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:49 pm

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