Czar: any person exercising great authority or power in a particular field.

Democrat President Obama, a progressive, liberal, socialist, small time, sneaky Chicago style politician who hit the Presidential jackpot, loves to appoint czars.

We have Obama’s hand selected, light on experience, economy czars, bank czars, and car czars to deal with. Imperial types love to flock together it seems when they are looking out for our interests, no matter how small, detailed, or out of their realm of authority.

So I thought to myself, why not appoint a few czars myself? I have some small amount of political clout here in NH. At least I have enough clout to do this: