The Bronx

Some people just can’t take a compliment.

A regular at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Pelham savagely slashed an acquaintance who said it looked like he was doing well, sources said.

Juan Cosme, 49, was inside the eatery at the corner of White Plains Road and Pelham Parkway at around 8 p.m. on Oct. 29 when a 57-year-old man greeted him by saying, “Hey! How are you? I see you’re moving up in the world,” police sources said.

Cosme allegedly responded to the friendly gesture by pulling out a razor blade and slicing the victim’s forehead while shouting, “You want some more?”

The victim’s wife, who witnessed the attack, rushed the bleeding man to Jacobi Hospital, where he received several stitches, sources said.

About two and a half hours later, Cosme, who frequents the donut shop, sent threatening texts to the victim, sources added.

Cosme, who was charged with felony assault, has an arrest record that stretches back to 1982 and includes a prison stint for robbery, state and city records show.

Manhattan

Maybe city leaders shouldn’t be so quick to turn their noses up at pot busts.

The smell of marijuana in Soho led cops to a $33,000 Cadillac that had been reported stolen from an Avis car-rental lot in Queens, sources said.

Officers then approached the vehicle and found Valcourt Mikhail, a 19-year-old also known to police as Mikale Whitehead, behind the wheel and claiming, “I’m just waiting for my boy to come out from the store,” according to sources.

A license-plate check showed the ride was reported stolen from the car-leasing company on Grand Central Parkway, cops said.

Mikhail was arrested on charges of grand larceny and possession of stolen property, but the Brooklyn district attorney dropped those raps — leaving the alias-using pot head with one misdemeanor count of false personation, court records show.

A parking attendant was tied up during a terrifying gunpoint robbery in Tribeca, where three thugs netted more than $107,000 in wheels, sources said.

The 68-year-old worker was inside the Leonard Street garage just after midnight Friday when three men, armed with a silver handgun, forced him into an upstairs office, sources said.

The trio taped the victim’s wrists, ankles and face before taking his cellphone and wallet, law-enforcement sources added.

The parking attendant heard the elevator operating as he furiously fought to free his ankles, before breaking out of the bind in about 15 minutes, sources said.

The victim ran toward another worker, who then freed his hands and mouth and dialed 911.

When cops arrived, they and the workers discovered the trio had made off with a 2014 blue Range Rover, a 2010 gray Audi and a 2008 BMW X5.

The BMW’s plates pinged 1 minute after that, going toward the same borough — but this one going over the Brooklyn Bridge.

A license-plate reader also captured one of the cars in Crown Heights the next day.

No arrests have been made.

Queens

A 1-year-old boy suffered a broken skull and his mother is being questioned, police said Tuesday.

The Queens District Attorney’s Office is investigating how the Arverne tot received several fractures to the head, as well as bruising and swelling on his face, before EMS was called to the house on Edgemere Avenue and Beach 50th Street at around 9 p.m. Monday, cops said.

The little boy was rushed to St. John’s Episcopal Hospital and then transferred to Cohen’s Children’s Hospital in North Shore, according to authorities.

The tiny victim is listed in stable condition, officials added.

The boy’s mother, Jasmine Reyes, 21, was arrested on a warrant for failure to appear in court, although the charges in the prior case were not immediately released, cops said.

Reyes was being questioned about the skull fractures but has not been charged with a crime in the case, police added.

Brooklyn

An off-duty Fire Department EMT was charged Monday with raping his wife inside their home in Bedford-Stuyvesant.

Elwood Thomas, 50, sexually assaulted the 34-year-old victim in his home on Willoughby Avenue at 10 p.m. Oct. 12, according to cops.

Thomas turned himself in to detectives from the NYPD’s Special Victims Squad.