If you’re a Democrat and you’re in the state Legislature and you’re going to the beach, don’t tell anybody.

Gov. Christie is looking for you.

That means you, Celeste Riley.

Don’t hang around the hot dog cart.

—

Every day, there is an accident on Route 45.

Monday, it was in Woodstown.

Tuesday, it was closer to Woodbury.

Both caused detours.

If you know the lay of the land, that’s not a problem.

If you don’t know the side roads, you’re lost a block in.

We were lost both times.

But we made darn good time.

—

Councilwoman Gladys Lugardo-Hemple came away from Monday night’s walk in Bridgeton with a good feeling.

“I feel like I accomplished something,’’ she said of the walk into the Milltown neighborhood instituted by Mayor Albert Kelly.

“We talked to people and we handed out a lot of information.’’

The neighborhood now knows there is someone they can call.

Gladys was able to translate.

She’s genuine.

She’ll never be a politician.

She may not even be a council president.

But she's doggedly determined to make a difference in Bridgeton.

And, unlike her husband, she never gets tired.

—

What we didn’t like were people posing.

We know they didn’t mean to.

Maybe they were asked to.

We know that wasn’t what it was all about.

But others are going to talk.

—

If your youth league is not getting as much publicity as Bridgeton’s, call Carl Hemple Sr.

Or call Lawrence Township.

They’ll tell you how to get your league recognized.

It’s not that hard.

It just requires a voice.

—

Kenny Williams, we gave Cindy Hepner your phone number.

If that tree along the Cohansey is as dangerous as you say, it should come down.

When you hook up with Cindy, make sure you get your picture taken next to it.

That’s what we like to do with park rangers like you and Warren Robinson.

—

Kenny has something else to point out.

One of the pools in that area of Veterans Park keeps turning up yellow.

“It’s not from the river,’’ Williams said Tuesday night. “That water is gray. This has to be from the dump.’’

How does it get down that far?

—

Of course, it could be from the trash that was dumped there to make a bend in the river.

That bend was created so, in case of a flood like the one in 1934, the water couldn’t rush straight forward and knock out the bridges.

—

It says here Bridgeton Little League will not get the credit it deserves for what will take place on the Fourth of July in Bridgeton.

Especially the participation in the recreation area.

They’ve got a lot of neat games lined up for the kids.

And there will be kids there.

—

Want ads on the sides of your school buses?

Not sure how to do it?

Call the The Educational Information and Resource Center.

The EIRC has also already researched and formed relationships with the New Jersey Department of Transportation to make sure advertisements are placed correctly and the group has created a list of guidelines to follow to make sure inappropriate material doesn’t end up on the side of a school bus.

—

A Monroe Township woman used phony pay stubs and other fictitious information to obtain $536,044 in loans from five different banks, a federal grand jury indictment unsealed alleges.