Friday, August 21, 2015

Secretary Clinton:I
returned the full sized Snickers bars like you requested and got the mini sized
ones for the Secret Service to hand out tonight at your homes in DC and
Chappaqua. Very sorry about the misunderstanding. I figured given election time and everything
that you’d want to be thinking down the road about those 14 year olds who might
be voting four years from now. J

BTW:look who Anthony is going
as tonight when he takes Zain out!!!!! LOL

Ms. Abedin:I don’t have Secretary Clinton’s email address (the Foreign Minister says
his emails to her State Department address keep bouncing back), so if you can
show her this message from our FM and treat it as highly confidential, I’d
appreciate it.

Just returned from Moscow.Am very concerned about Russian leader’s
state of mind. Seems focused on Ukraine and Baltic states in way that
leads me to believe we need to put up a united front during upcoming G-20
meeting and during NATO exercises that both reassures our Russian colleague
that we will not provoke him, but also makes clear we will under no
circumstance allow him to take military incursions against our regional
allies.

In the past your government has, frankly, not
been fully engaged in such matters, and the Chancellor cannot make it clearer
that she fully anticipates the U.S. will step up in these matters both at the
ministerial level and in the Executive Office of the President.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Sorry I've been away for so long. But we've been busy, what with fixing the Obamacare website, the IRS website, the OPM website, the Pentagon's website ... oops, forget that one. And don't get me started about Hillary's server. Actually, I'll get started on the server, since technically, and mean that to mean from a technical standpoint, I have had access to that server for quite some time. Ever since Big Guy ordered the NSA to track Hillary, we've been getting fed all of her email, Instagram and Facebook posts and Tweets. So as a public service, I'm going to start posting some of the exchanges, if nothing else to put the American public at ease that there was absolutely nothing of national security importance on that server. Your welcome.

My dearest Hillary Clinton, I’ve been reading your emails for
quite some time and, frankly, they are driving me nuts. So while this a breach of online hacking protocol, please allow me to note...

Your mis-use of texting acronyms is so annoying that it just reinforces why the west must burn. LOL and MAO simply shouldn’t be used in the way you are
using them. And then you just write it out anyway. WTF? And your staff isn’t any better and isn't helping by encouraging you.

Also, in other emails you make cultural references from the early
1970s that bring back bad memories of the Shah and his insistence on having
Fleetwood Mac cover bands at his dinners. you know how that ended. Out of respect for those of us who to read all this crap, please stop.

BTW: those selfies you send Huma of you trying on yoga pants are
why we won’t negotiate a nuclear deal.

And Huma, with all due respect, TMI. And ick.

Feel free to call me on my cell should you need additional
guidance.Cheers!

Maj.
Gen. QassemSoleimani

Iranian Army of the Guardians of the
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