'Tis a small price to pay for the valuable lesson you'll learn, "boyfriend." You had your fun... it's only right that we should have ours. Now, unless you would like to hear Mjolnir's opinion on gender roles in our society -- you will dance for our pleasure!

• Spider-Man finally agrees to hang out with Deadpool outside of adventures, but he might regret it when he discovers that his date is a friend of Deadpool’s wife, Shiklah, demon queen of Monster Metropolis.
• Who’s Deadpool’s date? Guest-star THOR!