Totally weird. Also, I notice his dad commented on his Zoolander profile shot. And if you go looking through his dad’s friends, there seem to be a fair number of Jesus freaks among them. And isn’t the brother too a Jesus freak? Wow, this crowd is going to love America’s Favorite Second-Date BlowJob Queen.

Debbie’s dad graduated from Modesto Jr. College, counts the office asst. from Davis Park Church of Christ as one of his few Facebook friends, and “likes” Burger King. Think phony, name dropping Petey Baugher will be inviting him to the OMG! University Club?

You gotta wonder if Donkey weeps when remembering the brief period of time when she was attractive and appeared to have a future — and could land decent guys. In her “Star” days, she would’ve brutally mocked a guy like Debbie; now, he’s the Love of her Life!

so i found a little article about debbie’s brother possible arrest (he’s from Modesto, no?) but then I though that perhaps it’s best to leave this be. Hopefully, dude got a clue in jail is on the straight path – I wish him the best (it must be tough being Debbie)

Idiotbox: You’re not going soft, I agree; I don’t care about demonizing anyone’s families. But it is amusing that she claims this guy has met every entry on her checklist given his family background. Not quite, princess.

My first reaction to Goat Soap was disbelief–I thought Albie was making a joke when she mentioned that he’s from Modesto and the rest of the info about his family. Like, that’s they fit the stereotype people have about that area of CA–it seemed like it had to be a joke. In a way, the meanest part of the Goat Soap thing is just the straightforward way Albie laid out the facts without editorializing.

There’s no way Donkey is ever visiting Modesto… right? If this ever happens, it needs to be caught on camera. I want to see Donk’s reactions to Stockton, Modesto, Gilroy, etc. All those places in CA that are extremely far removed from Palo Alto, WeHo, and the Coronado McCain Condo.

It would be stupid to have her back if the show focuses on relationship advice columnists/coaches because she isn’t one anymore. The Elle gig was just to give the illusion and it started and stopped with the show. I also don’t think Andy Cohen likes her.

I also don’t think it fits with her narrative anymore. Not that she wouldn’t sell out for the chance but she’s been trying to push that she’s no longer misadvised because of Debbie and how she can be “herself” with him and it’s so great yadda yadda yadda.

While buying cheapo cleaning products at the 99 cent store today, I had a vivid fantasy that DS proposed to JA during the 6 months anniversary freakout and we will have a prom themed wedding for Miss Advised. (-: . PS real Oxy Clean is better than fake.)

Fuck, there are a lot of Ashley Tisdale fan sites..
“Calling all graduate degree-bound women looking for “Mr. Right” in college!

Are you getting your masters degree in hopes of finding the man of your dreams? Have you always set your sights on getting married in school or soon after? If you are in the process of getting your MBA, PhD, JD or any other graduate degree, and you hope to find the perfect man in the process, we are looking to speak with you about an exciting new TV show.

“The creators of ABC’s “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” and Bravo’s “Miss Advised” are partnering with Ashley Tisdale’s Blondie Girl Productions to cast for an exciting new docu-reality series on a major cable network. The show will focus on bright young women who are proud to be educating themselves while working towards their most important career goal yet … becoming a wife!

We want those blossoming, vibrant women to stand up and speak out about their journey to receive not only the degree of their choice, but to find the husband of their choice! We are looking to document these amazing women on the adventure of their lives pursuing their MRS. Degree!”

Is marriage your ultimate goal? Have you met the man of your dreams in grad school? Or have you fallen in love with a career path? We want to hear your story.

If interested in learning more information about the show, please email us your name, age, graduate program and all about your current journey at GraduateLoveCasting@rrstaff.com or call 323-860-6778.

Whoever comes up with these show ideas for Tisdale should JUST FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY! Miss Advised was unwatchable and I never, ever would’ve even taken a look at it if not for the schadenfreude of watching Donkey make an even bigger asshole out of herself than usual.

These shows offend me as a woman/mother/aunt/sister etc. Like Jesus Christ, really? Why are we perpetuating this bullshit and sending the message that this is normal behavior in this day and age, to make your life’s mission a dude-landing project. Jesus fuck.

Funny, I was just about to post about how her life is so pathetic now I actually have stopped caring about her. Well I never “cared” about her, but I’ve stopped having any interest in her whatsoever. She’s blossomed into a vapid dull midwestern hick, shunned by “tech circles” and basically a less attractive version of the Octomom.

In fact the only difference between Julia and the Octomom is that no one, and I mean no one, would pay to watch Julia masturbate.

I’m not sure it’s the same show… I mean, in reality TV the pay scale works so you get paid a LOT more for subsequent seasons…. Meaning season 1 is like 1500 a show, season 2 is like 2000, season 3 is 3000, etc. I made these up. Betting this is a new show, same pay scale for scrubby little wastoids.

And the season two finale finds Julie and Debbie walking down the aisle. Both in pink and it’s OMG! the most amazeballs wedding of all fucking time! Not even Kate Middleton had a wedding so spectacular. Zzzzzz …

Maybe Julie can pitch herself onto Bridezillas. That seems about her speed nowadays. She’ll spend the whole wedding screaming about organic gluten free sugar free cake and changing into a tutu for the reception. Might as well make money off of it.

Yes mommy it arrived today just in time thanks oh yes it’s going great I just finished underlining Eat Pray Love again and now I’m ready to write thanks I know you’re so proud of me for finally doing it and let me tell you if that fat ugly Dunham girl can get $3 million then I’ll be set for life if they only give me double of course she’s just fat fat fatty fat and oh you remembered his name he’s in my closet now he loves tutus as much I do good thing he’s so skinny but he cooks and cleans just fabulous yes haha i did pick that word up from him how did you know and what’s that mommy? Oh Lily, yes yes of course I took her to the vet just today like you told me to a few months ago and yes. mommy. yes. OK. yes. Anyway, the crowd for the conference in NY was huge and they just loved my insights all my NY friends came and yes. YES mommy. oh no gotta run now mommy he left something burning on the stove.

A) how is this possible?
B) how is this possible?
C) this makes their relationship make sense to me. He reeks of fame whore and I’ll bet my bottom dollar he’s trying to “make it” and she’s trying to groom him and if I have to watch their nasty codependent weirdo fauxlationshop in season 2 I’ll barf. I’m sure it’ll be all about her FINALLY FINDING MR RIGHT but can she make it work?
Can she just trust his wonderfulness and give all of herself after being hurt for just so, so long?

How are the other two women on the show faring? Men in their lives? Anyone know?

As much as I want Julia to end up marrying the very gay Debbie, I wish she would really examine her actions. She plans everything (even this “happy ending”); she leaves nothing to chance. She must have sucked at Improv.

She was not going to go into/or end MisAdvised looking like the “undateable” one. She threw her co-stars under the bus! I hope the producers in the second season of this show suss out Debbie’s femininity and capitalize on it making Julia look like a clueless fag-hag for the duration of the show.

Julie may think she is playing the long game, but the other MessAdvised ladies actually have BOOKS and are still promoting themselves and their biznesseses. I think it’s all a sham, but they have a product—and what does
Julie Allison have? Nada. No business, no book, not much of a life.
#DebbieSeltser

Ive caught Emily doing segments on TV occasionally but the book is never brought up. Come to think of it the radio show isn’t either. But she handles herself well on camera even though she’s called in to bring the kink.

someone mentioned amber rae is a trust fund kid w/ rich parents, except apparently her dad is dead and her stepdad ditched her and now her mom’s house went into foreclosure. how is amber getting the money to fund her adventures of moving to a new city every two months? if she is so well off, why isnt she helping her mom?

Uh, source? Do you actually know this? I adore RBD but any place that fosters anonymity is a really easy venue for dropping misinformed details, and talking about the families of people who are not JA (particularly where hardship is concerned) seems out of bounds.

Unless they are tacky like Debbie’s family and put all their cray cray out there publicly on the bookface.

sorry for bringing this up. i was a bit confused because my friend is really into amber rae and i know she’s popular in the tech scene, but i was a bit confused how and why she is and confused how she has the ability to move to so many different places.

I know her. She’s not rich. She works incredibly hard, even if it is grifty weird Seth Godin spawn stuff. Bold Academy did well in Colorado, but not so well since she left for CA. And she’s not big in the tech scene — she’s slightly popular in the social media / marketing world but has questionably little actual brand-related credentials backing that. Just a lot of inspirational mumbo jumbo and a pretty face.

I like her despite everything I just said 🙂 Her heart is in the right place.

Speaking of bookface. I wish Amber Rae had more common sense and compassion for Lily than to put her in a wire bike basket with nothing else and post it on lookatmebook to show everyone she is going on a bike ride. That poor dog makes me very sad. Free Lily.

Are we sure about this? Emily from Sex With Emily moved to LA last week and will be living there for three months. Doesn’t that kind of throw off the three experts in three cities thing?

Also, in response to someone who asked, Emily is still single because apparently the guy she was dating broke up with her when she told him she was temporarily moving to LA. No idea about Amy, but Julia is with a pretty lesbian.

If this thing actually happens for this repugnant woman and her “boyfriend”, I’m thinking we’ve pretty much reached the end, the apocalypse if you will. Which, when you think about it, kind of makes sense. It’s all just a chapter taken from the book of Revelation. It’s not like we haven’t had the two witnesses testifying of this downfall for more than 1,260 days, all the colors of the horsemen and then some, the winged hosebeast and the Second and Third Woes…of break-ups. The upside? This, like that, is expected to end in a marriage supper. Can’t. Wait.

Bravo is the wrong channel for her. She needs to get engaged to little Debbie and head on over to TLC to get herself a wedding dress made by Sandra Celli, dressmaker to the American Gypsy community. Pink! Bling! Princess!

Yay! My cousin and her family live in North Jersey and they just got their power back on Saturday. There was much rejoicing! And they were very, very lucky that the only damage on their property was a couple of fallen trees, one of which hit their deck but thank god didn’t land anywhere on the house where anyone would have been sitting inside during the storm.

May I just randomly mention that I loathe the picture of her you used for the post and yet find that it conveys perfectly what a horrible, horrible person she seems to be? I hate everything about it. Her rubbery fingers, that stupid rodent grin, the hair, the eyes, the pose, the colours, everything. I’m not usually bothered by her because what’s the point, but for some reason this picture in particular bugs the hell out of me.

OT: I know that we have some OMG Ivy League educated cat people here who know the system so is the following common practice?
A friend of mine did some expensive distance course for professionals (where you end up with some certificate and can tell others at conferences and conventions about your “time at Harvard/Princeton/Yale etc.) at an OMGIvy Medical School for some months, enjoyed it, did well and was now asked to work as a TA for that programme. Without pay, but they promised to provide a letter later so that they could prove they had worked for said OMGIvy. We then got into a major fight because I wondered if it wasn’t maybe a) exploitation and b) slightly dubious that they seem to recruit TAs for the programme among people who did the course once, have no further affiliation with the school and are not even working in higher education and yet sell it as a course run by experienced experts of that OMGIvy.
I acknowledge that it’s a brilliant scheme in terms of providing a strong and profitable product – especially the part where you charge people a lot of money and then get the smarter ones to work for you for free and sell it as the authentic experience – but I just feel that something is not quite right with this. Could they not at least use some of their own PhD students (who would probably expect to get paid, so there’s that) So, OMGIvy cat people – is this common practice? Am I naive (a very strong possibility)?

This really doesn’t happen at Princeton or Yale (I have no idea about Brown, Cornell, or Columbia). Harvard and Penn have full-fledged Extention Schools which are highly profitable but do not provide the most important aspects of going to the traditional Ivy undergrad experience. They also seem to do a lot of continuing ed and certificate-y courses.

This is a funny article about how Tyra Banks has been telling the press she attended Harvard Business School when in actual fact she just paid an astronomical amount for one of their non-degree programs and most certainly did not earn an MBA.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with offering these “certificate” courses for professionals and I am sure they are quite good. I just find this particular scheme bordering on the unethical because if I were to shell out major bucks to get a certificate from a prestigious institution I would not want someone as my TA who not really been trained in the institution and whose experience with the course comes down to having taken it the previous year. If I pay for Harvard or UPenn or whatever Ivy, I want the full thing and nothing else.

And then there’s the issue of not paying these “TAs” for their work. Yes, a letter from the institution has a certain value, but still, that’s not how it should work. But of course they are not using their own PhD students – those would probably insist on getting paid.

Sort of OT but I have a couple of friends who list Harvard Business School on their linkedin profiles when in reality they completed one of their executive extension programs that takes a couple of months. I’m sure the course was great but stating that you attending HBS implies you have an MBA.

I also know a number of people who do this and I find it quite sad, actually. Because what’s the point? You’ll only be able to fool people to a certain extent and the moment you speak to real HBS alumns things might turn awkward real quick. I really don’t get this Ivy fetishism.

It’s like some people in the UK who cannot shut up about the Summer School they attended that one year at Oxford. I am very happy with my comparatively less glamorous university – almost everyone who is someone in my field in the UK has been to here at some point and top research is done in an unpretentious way and there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Anyway, carry on.

I watched this trailer: The Naked Brand & liked the points it hits on, then lo & behold, guess who shows up on the Cast page? The worst spokesd0nkey ever! & she is neither of those things she claims to be.

“The Naked Brand is a story about how corporations can help save the planet one small step at a time. It’s an introduction to a bright new future where companies tell the truth and work hard to create better products and a better planet.”

Oh see, I gathered that it was about how traditional advertising, especially ‘false advertising’ (oh Hai, D0nkey, you non-syndicated, non-hair whorespondent) is a dying art now that social media calls out lying scumabg brands (oh Hai, D0nkey, you still here?) …

I did a Ctrl&F to find the word “happiness” in this link of hers, to a précis of Vanity Fair’s cover story on Kate Moss. The word does not appear. The sentiment itself is not part of the full article, which I have read. Why does she slap these sappy, sentimental things she made up, put them in quotes as if they are pearls of wisdom, unattributed, on things like a VF article on Kate Moss?

A: Because she wants to be somehow associated, no matter how distant she is in every way, with someone as cool as Kate Moss. So weird.