RUBBER CHICKEN AT WEEKEND CONFERENCE

RUBBER CHICKEN MUGGS FOR THE CAMERA WITH SEVERAL CONFERENCE ATTENDEES

Talented and well-known DARK VAULT denizen Rubber Chicken was the highlight of the social season at a high level conference this past weekend. This exclusive gathering at an undisclosed bucolic upstate location was attended by prominent businessmen and scientists from across the country. But the event really shifted into high gear when The Dark Vault’s favorite poultry dropped in. We in The Dark Vault are all familiar with RubberChicken’s ability to pop up in most any situation and blend right in, and this weekend’s conference was no exception. Rubber Chicken was seen making the rounds of the various discussion groups and lending her insights to informal talks on topics from current events to major historical milestones.

CONFERENCE ATTENDEE “DAVE” AND RUBBER CHICKEN

But perhaps the biggest news of the afternoon occurred when, in a quiet, private conversation with a conference attendee, known only as “Dave”, it was revealed that Rubber Chicken’s real name is Charlotte and she had spent several pre-Dark Vault years at a top security pharmaceutical research facility located just outside Hoboken!

There’s no doubt that our very own Rubber Chicken – or as we know her now, Charlotte, will be right at the top of the A-list for the coming year’s social calendar.

In a somewhat amusing side note – while traveling back home to The Dark Vault, Charlotte, and her traveling companion UNCLE PETE, were temporarily detained by local law enforcement officers at a routine traffic check-point after the substance-sniffing dog of the K-9 unit became excited when standing near Charlotte. It was soon determined that the dog was just fond of chicken (who isn’t!), they all had a good laugh and Charlotte was escorted safely home. However, UNCLE PETE was taken in for questioning concerning an event in Henrietta, NY several years ago. Way to go, Charlotte!