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The last time Miami was on TV, Copper Girl became a brief shining star. And that got under the very hairy skin of one fame-seeking gentleman. What to do? How could he ever steal the spotlight from a woman who should, by all rights, be dead from overexposure to glitter? In a flash, he had the answer and a new rivalry was born.

As you can see, from the tell tale signs of copper mixed with hair, these two had quite a battle garnering the cameraman's attention. Or they made sweet sticky love right there in the front row. Either way, that explains the tears.