Hey B(e), I like how there's a picture of President Hinckley smiling over your shoulder. He must like pirates too, huh?

By the way, I think I'm just going to start typing B instead of Be. The 'e' is like a vestigial organ. Like an appendix or something. It just kind of sits there not doing anything.

Unless maybe it really does do something for you. I mean, there are probably a lot of parts of my body that I don't look particularly important, but without them, I'd cease to function. Like a small intestine... I have a large intestine, gosh, isn't that enough? Hmm.

So I guess if your 'e' is like a small intestine, I better not remove it.