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Granted, but everytime he grants a wish, you shall be electrocuted in the testes

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

GRANTED, but Benjamin gets to eat you.

I wish Ben would get zapped in the testes right now.

The cycle repeated as explosions broke in the sky
all that I needed was the one thing I couldn't find
And you were there at the turn waiting to let me know
We're building it up to break it back down
We're building it up to burn it down
We can't wait to burn it to the ground
The colors conflicted as the flames climbed into the clouds
I wanted to fix this but couldn't stop from tearing it down
And you were there at the turn caught in the burning glow
And I was there at the turn waitingto let you know
You told me yes you held me high And I believed when you told that lie
I played that soldier you played king And struck me down when I kissed that ring
You lost that right to hold that crown I built you up but you let me down
so when you fall I'll take myturn and fan the flames as your blazes burn

Granted. And they'll always be two steps behind you. Always. They'll love you so much they'll follow you home and sneak into your house and then hack into your personal things so that they'll know everything about you. That's how endless their love is.

Granted. And they'll always be two steps behind you. Always. They'll love you so much they'll follow you home and sneak into your house and then hack into your personal things so that they'll know everything about you. That's how endless their love is.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but I'm going to kill off the rest of the world. Have fun living by yourself forever!