Personally I think Carl would just take the PLing contest and would be a clear winner in the muff eating due to his date rape expertise. Hayden would take Carl down in a pie eating contest, even if he wasn't wearing his 7kg black t-shirt. Michelin Man is too close to call.

hayden would go for an easy 220 on the squat, fail a 120 bench after getting his opener of 110, leaving him with a 320 sub total, i would nail a 180 squat, then a 140 bench, leaving me with a 320 total

then it would be down to the deadlift, hayden and i both deadlift like retards, but i deadlift a fraction more weight