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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Crazy Like A Fox

I used to wonder why Full Tilt sponsors these little blogger get together. I mean they set out a bunch of cash on a lot of unknown little bloggers just doing their thing. I thought about it and at first I figured they liked all the link love. A whole bunch of sites linking to you does increase your SEO value. Most of the blogs, while having some awesome people I truly adore, have like five readers. So you get some value from the links but not a huge bump.

Eventually I just decided that Full Tilt Poker is insane. Awesome for us! The crazy rich uncle is sending us cash for our birthdays! Love and kisses XOXOXO. It was pretty awesome that Full Tilt did this. One of the best sites for playing online poker and they send us the love. Very awesome.

Lately though I have finally figured it out. I read a few articles. No really I read the article not just looking at the picture. It finally hit me. Poker rooms LOVE donkey players. The really really really bad players. It makes everything tick. The horrible players keep the poker rooms going. We Bloggers are the worst! So Full Tilt has obviously found a gold mine. We spew our nonsensical poker theories and draw more bad players into our web and ship them right off to Full Tilt. It is awesome! So as long as we keep being break even we will have BBT events. All the way to BBT1000. Where Waffles Jr will be Sucked out on by Sucko Jr. It will be Epic!! So keep up the good work.

DISCLAIMER: Obviously I am talking about the OTHER bloggers not you when I write this. You are obviously a very good player. It says so right on your blog so it must be true.

9 Comments:

When you say "Sucko," i.e. "Waffles Jr will be Sucked out on by Sucko Jr.," do you mean Lucko? Because I can't believe Lucko sucks out on someone ever. I thought he gets all of his money in 50% or better.