This endings better! Now you whored this page to me, very nice, as I've already said. Do you want me to nom it, because personally I think it's good enough, just don't want to do it without asking you incase you want a chance to make any other final changes... - 15:55 1 MaySirFSt.(QotFBFFNotM)YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It might be a cute idea to give this article a small selection of endings of which one is randomly chosen when the page is loaded. It's unlikely many people will notice it or that it'll make many people appreciate the article more, but you can feel all smug about it and point it out to people when you want to impress them. --monika 14:33, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

I think it would look something like this would work, I wont change it myself but you can copy and paste it yourself. You could even open it up for other users to add their own endings... just a thought.Digi 14:36, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

A plan so elegant in it's simplicity, yet so tremendous in it's repercussions that the world will be forever changed for the better. <choose>
<option>We're going to [[rape]] each and every Irish man, living or dead.
==Good ''Lord!!!''==
Indeed! Whether we're cornholing O'Callaghan, buggering Boyle, or just shoving a shillelagh up O'Shaughnessy's shithole, we're gonna get every last one of those [[Irish]] bastards! Obviously until our movement gains momentum we'll have to start with the easy ones. To that end, we've already got [[Penis|members]] in [[Ireland]] digging up graveyards. Once we get the through the paddy corpses, we'll start on the live bog Irish, the free staters, the fenians. We won't rest until every drunken Irish slob is unable to sit comfortably. It'll be slow going at first, but once we've cured [[aids]] and [[Cancer porn|cancer]] we will be able to convert the research center into a holding center where we can keep them bog trotters until it's their turn on the [[rape]] table. It's going to be glorious -hey wait! Don't close the door! I haven't even gotten to the best part yet...
<no wiki>*sigh*</no wiki>
<small>I should have joined the republicans</small></option>
<option>We're going to make a giant blanket out of every calico cat in the world.
==Just the calicos?==
[[Image:Calico_kitten.jpg|thumb|left|150px|You're dead, you hear me? DEAD!]]That's right. The calico is an inferior breed of cat and must be eliminated to ensure the future of the pure feline species. We're going to slaughter every one of those filthy animals and use their pelts to keep us warm. Their blood will lubricate the gears of the Nazi liberation machine. The pathetic cries of the dying vermin will be a glorious anthem for the new age! One day the -hey wait, don't close the door. I haven't even told you about our plans for the pomeranians!
<no wiki>*sigh*</no wiki>
<small>Must be part of the ASPCA. Damn hippies.</small>
</choose>

Just remember to take the spaces out of the <no wiki> tabs

What about the Poles? He forgot them! 72.209.40.27 19:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

The MMXII/ y2k12/ Millennia 3.0 Nazis make a great American third party presidential candidacy. All we need now is a big propaganda campaign to denounce Barack Obama. Then we're on our way to put back a white man in the white house. NO JEWS. Oops! we can't say that. How about: NO GAYS! yeah, that works. 207.200.116.6 01:13, March 7, 2011 (UTC)