Yes, with their their chubby cheeks and their runny noses, they're joining Facebook in hordes, setting up their very first social-media profiles. It's the new rite of passage, isn't it? Baby's first profile picture. Baby's first status update. Baby's first ironic use of the "Like" button. Baby's first change-in-relationship-status. Baby's first subtweet.

Opinium, which conducted the survey, included reports from over 1,000 parents of kids ages 8 to 16, and 1,000 kids ages 8 to 16. They found that most of these kids (52 percent) signed up for Facebook (despite the posted age restrictions). Other popular social-media sites included WhatsApp (40 percent), BBM (24 percent), and Snapchat (11 percent).

The poll also found that 21 percent of kids posted negative comments starting at age 11, a good sign that they are not happy-nonsense-robot kids. Opinium reported that 26 percent "hijacked" another kid's profile without permission. No word on how many of these hijackings resulted in status updates reading: "I'M POOPING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAH!"