Whenever the topic of Santa comes up in school I refuse to admit that he doesn't exist. It's fun to watch the worried little faces: half or them think "she's making fun of us ... I'm sure she is ... she MUST be joking ... or maybe ..." and the others think "Oh, great, now she's gone completely bonkers. The crazy old bat!"

Let's get this back on track. This thread is not about the existence or non-existence of Santa. This thread is more about people feeling things other than joy, happiness, and goodwill to all men in the Yuletide Season. Like singing Deck the Halls with Gasoline.

I'm seriously considering watching The League of Gentlemen's Christmas Special over Christmas. Yule never leave!

Actually, while we're on the subject of twisted things at Christmas, I remember watching years ago, on Michael Moore's The Awful Truth, a thing he did with sufferers of throat cancer. They needed electrolarynxes to speak, and unfortunately, it makes them sound like a 1960s Cyberman (poor buggers ). I think Michael Moore had them sing in a perverse choir to a tobacco company or something. I know they definitely sang Deck the Halls.