Seriously, the worst game EVER. The enemy team got into argument over who gets mid - in the result I ended up 3v1ing a TF, Evelynn and Janna there. Well, annoying like hell, but at least other lanes will win, right? They don't have a jungler, so it's going to be easy - top can be camped and bot is 2v1.

FUCKING WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Top feeds, jungler baits and feeds, bot loses a pure 2v1. In the effect I actually end up doing the BEST in lane phase, getting kills on overconfident Eve and TF under my turret.

Seriously. How. How how how how how. How the fuck do you lose lane like a complete moron when 3 out of 5 enemies are fighting for cs in the mid. How..................

Yes, imad.

Last edited by Caine; 2012-11-20 at 10:54 PM.

"Defending a position by citing free speech is the ultimate concession: you're saying that literally the most compelling thing you can say for it is that it's not illegal to express."

This might explain a thing or 2. Basically, I've played 5 matches today, and lost every single one of them. And most of those matches I actually did quite well,
until someone decided to feed the enemy a kill or 2.

But my last match, was abyssmal. Me and my premade Evelynn mate, was snowballin' it out. We were as fed as can get. We carried hard, through storm and thunder. Though their Darius was fed, we were even more so fed.
Me and my mate decides to mess around a bit, try and get full build. We did, we got baron and pushed mid. Got inhib, no biggie. Out of nowhere, Miss Fortune and Cho'gath decides to leave the game. And our Blitzcranks, then 1 minute later tells us that they have dinner.

SAY WHAT?! YOU HAVE DINNER WHEN WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO WINNING? Yes, they had.
While I'm not just mad that they had dinner at such a crucial moment, it's more so the fact that they didn't give us any warnings what so ever. Nothing. If we had gotten a little hint to the fact they would've gone out to eat dinner, then me and my mate would've damn well ended the game that moment. We end up in a 3v5 situation. The enemy realises that we have 2 AFK'ers and pushes mid. We die and the game is lost.
This is quite possibly 1 of my worst days on LoL. I've never experienced anything like this. This game was extremely 1 sided, in our favor. And then this happens. I'm not even sure I should continue today. I don't think it'll get any better.

Teemo players are some of the worst LoL players I've ever seen. He goes something like 8/10 in bot lane and then tells me off for only being 1/0/1 in a top lane when I'm being camped. I tell him that's a horrible score to have when you're up against a hyper carry, and he responds with "I'm a hyper carry too!".

Lost a game that my friends and I could have easily won, and actually were winning. The deciding point was my top and jungler, my friend and brother respectively, fed Vayne. :'(.
There were a few team fights where I called to back but everyone else got too greedy, so that turned it around just ever so slightly, since I was able to easily push lanes into the inner turrets and then let the minions do the work while I helped my team.
This was on normal, so it didn't really matter too much, but even still. It was a game that was definitely in our favour.

Meh, played Blitz, got blamed for feeding when I had way more assists than deaths. Funny thing is, I got blamed by a feeding Darius who in the negative with his score and a 3/8 Ziggs.

Then everybody and their grandma started blaming me for 1 mistake, all calling for reports, speaking in another language with some of the enemy team.

When I trumped them with logic and reasoning, saying they ignored their own fails they just say things like: you retard. Or: you are childish.

I just reported them all and hope a swift death comes to them in real life, Those people need to be removed from the planet if you ask me.

Had something like that last night. I was having an abysmal time as Vlad against a Darius (not played Vlad much recently, and never laned against Darius. I realised where I went wrong eventually though) and our Jungle Shen was concentrating mainly on mid lane (Our Morg vs their Karthus) and occasionally helping out bot lane (Their leona and ashe vs our MF and Drven. Yes I know, 2 AD carries, but these were the pick ups we got randomed with). About an hour into the game, which was a long one, the enemy shaco was smack talking at our shen saying he only had 1 kill after an hour, neglecting to see his assists. our Shen was quite rightly not last hitting enemies and was allowing everyone else to get kills. We won in the end, even though we lost bot and top lane to begin with, mainly because me and Morg obtained an affinity, where I would drop my ult and she would drop hers, and all this over a Shen taunt. Was music

Three out of 5 on my team went afk/dced today it was me morgana and a lonely teemo against the 5 of them. So painful when they finally won, couldn't even report them for afking/leaving because the client got stuck at ''waiting for stats'' for 19 mins. Got bored of waiting and closed it. Pooo that really sucked I bet the enemy team had a good laugh at all the afkers on ours.

Three out of 5 on my team went afk/dced today it was me morgana and a lonely teemo against the 5 of them. So painful when they finally won, couldn't even report them for afking/leaving because the client got stuck at ''waiting for stats'' for 19 mins. Got bored of waiting and closed it. Pooo that really sucked I bet the enemy team had a good laugh at all the afkers on ours.

I feel with ya sis.

Something similar happened to me in a ranked once. Everyone besides me on my team disconnected tho they reconnected like 15 minutes later.
Of course the game was lost by then.

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Three out of 5 on my team went afk/dced today it was me morgana and a lonely teemo against the 5 of them. So painful when they finally won, couldn't even report them for afking/leaving because the client got stuck at ''waiting for stats'' for 19 mins. Got bored of waiting and closed it. Pooo that really sucked I bet the enemy team had a good laugh at all the afkers on ours.

Leavebuster will get anyone that hasn't been connected to the game for a while when the game ends, so they'll get flagged

First 2 ranked games ever, all lanes feed heavily and we surrender at 20, when i say feed, I mean they are 3/4 levels ahead and 20+ kills... I am support, both times my ADC is so totally moronic I want to stab out my eyes.

First dude constatly volantarily WALKS UP TO TARIC, like literally, walks into him, gets stunned and burst down for no reason.

Second guy does OKish at first, but they have a volibear support, and he is obsessed with trying to kill this voli, who must have been lolling hard as vayne just shoots this guy while he's ignoring vayne, and trying to kill voli who is building tanky. This vayne gets rediculously fed, and you imagine how that ended. Even when I slowed voli, and ulted them both he just ran (he could have easily escaped), saw me die, so decides to run back into the face of fed vayne, ammumu and voli, I don't even think he fired one shot before they killed him, my WTF face must have been epic.

Why call carry if you have no idea how to not walk into tanky supports, and to try and focus the opposing carry?

Seriously, I moan about blind pick, but right now that seems to be a haven of professionals compared to those two games. So much fail...

Shen - "gank top noob!!"
Well, yeah, if you stop pushing your lane constantly...
Nevertheless i attempt a gank to make him happy after ive cleared my jungle and chogath is in a decent position to be ganked. He proceeds to burn flash! Neat! Im still being called a noob because he escaped us though.

Later he decides he doesnt want top lane because i apparently cant gank and am a great noob etc, then proceeds to "help" the others in bot lane by pushing it. They ask him not to push it (hes just killing asap, not last hitting or anything), he decides to call them noobs aswell. After 20 min the rest of the team decides we can still win this if we pull ourselves together. Mr Shen doesnt like this and afks.

On the bright side, the rest of the team are actually giving me words of gratitude that i didnt start flaming him back. All i did was point out his own mistakes in a constructive manner. I was jungling as Udyr for the records.

All Elise players should just get fucking banned. This champ is beyond OP.

Wauv... That was a new one... Never heard anyone say that before... However i do agree that if you feed Elise she will destroy you and all your lanes as her ganking potential is insane (Even better than Lee Sin)... She does have very little base Hp and low defense outside of spiderform... But what she lacks in strength she's got in utility...

One thing to be noted is that she is not nearly as good in lategame as she is easily melted down along with some CC... Howeber she might just jump up in the air, and if she have a zhonya on top of that you are gonna have a bad time... I say it once more, she falls off a lot lategame, as she can't do any damage if she is focused and if she builds tanky her damage will be mediocre at best...

So we're up against a strange team. Volibear top, Irelia mid, Cho jungle, Vayne and Nidalee bot. In short, they barely had any AP whatsoever. I (playing Diana) say I can't do shit mid against Irelia and ask if Teemo wants mid. Being the retards Teemo players are, he refuses. Result, I can't farm, I don't get a blue from our Wriggles (wtf) Malphite and in the end their Irelia get's fed beyond fuck.

Moral of the story, my entire team blames me for feeding Irelia. Yet at the end of the match I still had most kills/assists and least deaths of our entire team. Teemo had aroudn 15 deaths, I had a dazzling 4. 2 of which were in lane against Irelia. Obviously this is feeding her as fuck.

3 biggest retards in my team being Teemo, Malph and Varus were all gold elo players.

First off: 3 games in a row as Lux mid, dominating my lane with some damn near perfect scores (in all games I got Godlike at least, before dying once). Once we get past early-mid game and team fights start, it turns out my team is retarded and we lose the game despite me having fantastic scores. Every time. I hate team based games with people I don't know.

Also:

What is this I don't even
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and various other confusion based memes.