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Never hanging out on the sidelines, but rather smack dab in the center of our world- The Amazing @BATKAREN!
We heard her mom had relations with a bat- don't ask.

Bat or no, Karen rocks some killer comedy (and if you want sexy science, look no further!)
Not only that, she is the #1 Subway Sign interpreter on Twitter-
Here are a few of our favorite bat droppings! (ew, I'm so sorry)

I am here to conduct arguably the most pivotal interview of my career. It’s taken some serious effort and discussion to get this meeting set up, and I will not miss the opportunity. I am sat in the 11th floor of a tall, hot building. The building itself looks industrial; the interior is mostly brickwork walls.

I unpack my briefcase. I place a Dictaphone on the small, knee height table in front of me. I retrieve my pad and pen, and arrange them neatly next to the bottled water I had already set down.

There is an empty bowl across from me. I grab a packet of seeds from my bag, and fill the bowl with red seeds only. Red seeds only. That was one of the more difficult criteria on the rider. His agent, a portly, balding gentleman named Andre had insisted upon the seeds.

​I was somewhat taken about by the directness of the request. I mean, the rumours that he had been doing seeds had been bandied about for months now, but for his agent to be so direct about it? It came as something of a surprise.

If you hang around the Weird Twitter circus long enough, you'll start to catch some great acts around the corners, past the boundaries.​ Outside the formats and trains of thought running rampant are accounts with a slightly different take...

One of my very favorite series that ventures off the beaten 'joke' path is Born's "If Tweets Were Songs"; and he and I have collected a few of our very favorites for you to enjoy (I've even selfishly included one of my own, because I love it more than the original!)

*first day as public bus driver using the intercom*
no one is going where they want to go. welcome to my life, dickheads.

If you hang around the Weird Twitter circus long enough, you'll start to catch some great acts around the corners, past the boundaries.
​ Outside the formats and trains of thought running rampant are accounts with a slightly different take...

@zarascottio - Tweet Readings and Character Videos!

Zara keeps her timeline stuffed full of hilarity, including dramatic Tweet readings for fellow users- but what I love most is when her characters stop by for a chat.