England are going that badly they'll be looking to pull Colin Cowdrey out of the cryogenic chamber for another comeback.

Well there is an English professional cricketer with plenty of Cowdrey's DNA, but then with a name like Fabian he'd be manna from heaven for the Aussies - I mean what on earth possessed the parents to call him that, and his twin brother is called Julius ffs - sledger must have something to do with it