Seriously, as I guy, I don't get this 'laugh at it when soft' bit. Unless you are 15 year old, you don't walk around with a perma-boner, so everything will be in its much smaller 'resting state'. Standing in a security line isn't exactly a 'turn on'....

ObscureNameHere:Seriously, as I guy, I don't get this 'laugh at it when soft' bit. Unless you are 15 year old, you don't walk around with a perma-boner, so everything will be in its much smaller 'resting state'. Standing in a security line isn't exactly a 'turn on'....

I pop viagra before every flight and request to get a hand pat down in lieu of the body scanners

ObscureNameHere:Seriously, as I guy, I don't get this 'laugh at it when soft' bit. Unless you are 15 year old, you don't walk around with a perma-boner, so everything will be in its much smaller 'resting state'. Standing in a security line isn't exactly a 'turn on'....

My under boobs get patted, my butt cheeks get rubbed, no biggie I move on. I fly quite a bit and Ive never seen them try to make things intentionally difficult in domestic airports. Now, this is totally different if you're flying back from a foreign country on an American airline. Then those farkers revel in taking their sweet time.

PerilousApricot:ObscureNameHere: Seriously, as I guy, I don't get this 'laugh at it when soft' bit. Unless you are 15 year old, you don't walk around with a perma-boner, so everything will be in its much smaller 'resting state'. Standing in a security line isn't exactly a 'turn on'....

I pop viagra before every flight and request to get a hand pat down in lieu of the body scanners

FTAWe knew the full-body scanners didn't work before they were even installed. Not long after the Underwear Bomber incident, all TSA officers at O'Hare were informed that training for the Rapiscan Systems full-body scanners would soon begin. The machines cost about $150,000 a pop.

Our instructor was a balding middle-aged man who shrugged his shoulders after everything he said, as though in apology. At the conclusion of our crash course, one of the officers in our class asked him to tell us, off the record, what he really thought about the machines.

"They're shiat," he said, shrugging. He said we wouldn't be able to distinguish plastic explosives from body fat and that guns were practically invisible if they were turned sideways in a pocket.We quickly found out the trainer was not kidding: Officers discovered that the machines were good at detecting just about everything besides cleverly hidden explosives and guns. The only thing more absurd than how poorly the full-body scanners performed was the incredible amount of time the machines wasted for everyone.

They were very profitable for Michael Chertoff, the man who ordered their implementation as head of the TSA, and that's what matters.

Slypork:Yeah but were you laughing when the guy takes viagra before the patdown?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjcowVouSJo

I'd be scared to death to do something like that. Not because I'd hate to be patted down while I had a hard-on.

I'd just be really scared that some uppity woman traveling with her 3 kids would see me with a boner and freak out. Cops get involved, suddenly I'm on some list and have to tell my neighbors, can't be within a certain distance from schools/parks. etc.

Hell, I was doing some Christmas shopping at Target and had a mystery boner pop up out of nowhere, I was seriously worried about it. Had to do the old slyly tuck it up under the belt trick. I do wonder what the laws are about that. It's not like you can always control it.

After reading the article, I get the message of "Look at me, I'm an attention whore!"

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I say, that a disgruntled former employee would say anything negative about their previous employer. And, you know, when you can make some money to boot... why not say what everybody wants to hear?

Sounds about right. CSB: I had to check in a carry-on cuz of my shampoo bottle, while a woman passed thru the security portal with a pointy metal nail file. She looked from it to her husband incredulously, and I just shook my head on my way to the gate.

TinyFist:Slypork: Yeah but were you laughing when the guy takes viagra before the patdown?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjcowVouSJo

I'd be scared to death to do something like that. Not because I'd hate to be patted down while I had a hard-on.

I'd just be really scared that some uppity woman traveling with her 3 kids would see me with a boner and freak out. Cops get involved, suddenly I'm on some list and have to tell my neighbors, can't be within a certain distance from schools/parks. etc.

Hell, I was doing some Christmas shopping at Target and had a mystery boner pop up out of nowhere, I was seriously worried about it. Had to do the old slyly tuck it up under the belt trick. I do wonder what the laws are about that. It's not like you can always control it.

I've found that being super polite to the TSA agents works wonders. They know everyone hates them, most of them hate their jobs. Being polite usually catches them totally off guard and you can get away with practically anything. I do make a point of flipping the bird any time I go through the body scanner though.

I don't give a shiat if some mall cop gets a look at my junk. It's the principal of the matter that bugs me, and having to make sure I leave my tiny keychain pocket knife at home.

cookiefleck:My under boobs get patted, my butt cheeks get rubbed, no biggie I move on. I fly quite a bit and Ive never seen them try to make things intentionally difficult in domestic airports. Now, this is totally different if you're flying back from a foreign country on an American airline. Then those farkers revel in taking their sweet time.

I'm a fairly party-line Democrat. But if a REAL Libertarian candidate stepped up and said, "Day 1 of my presidency, we shut down the TSA and throw that $10 billion at the national debt," I would vote for him on the spot.

TinyFist:Slypork: Yeah but were you laughing when the guy takes viagra before the patdown?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjcowVouSJo

I'd be scared to death to do something like that. Not because I'd hate to be patted down while I had a hard-on.

I'd just be really scared that some uppity woman traveling with her 3 kids would see me with a boner and freak out. Cops get involved, suddenly I'm on some list and have to tell my neighbors, can't be within a certain distance from schools/parks. etc.

Hell, I was doing some Christmas shopping at Target and had a mystery boner pop up out of nowhere, I was seriously worried about it. Had to do the old slyly tuck it up under the belt trick. I do wonder what the laws are about that. It's not like you can always control it.

Im glad I never had to worry about those like in those sex videos we had to watch."Timmy cant control it, its automatic, so don't laugh."

I've found that being super polite to the TSA agents works wonders. They know everyone hates them, most of them hate their jobs. Being polite usually catches them totally off guard and you can get away with practically anything. I do make a point of flipping the bird any time I go through the body scanner though.

My standard gag when they run their hand up between my legs behind is to do a two finger Jedi wave and say "these are not the 'roids you're looking for" Usually gets a laugh...

It shows that when the boss orders you to do something you think is wrong, it tends to reduce your respect for the whole organization. This shows in your performance. Orders need to make sense enough for a person to feel like what they do matters.