4. SNOWBOARDERS AREN'T POETS - SO WHY DO THEY TRY TO BE?
This is a good article that's worth a read on Whitelines, but it's a slightly misleading title and perhaps a more apt one would have been:

Why do snowboard movie directors feel the need to have pro snowboarders constantly remind an audience of snowboarders, who are presumably snowboarders because they find it fun, that snowboarding is fun? And why do they also think they need to point out the blindingly obvious that it's even more fun when we do it with friends? The list of things that are less fun to do with friends is pretty short: 1. Playing Solitaire, 2. Taking a shit.