Based off the GI magazine featuring the game from years ago, it's a save the princess story. Of course, if the devs finally got their **** together and got rid of the simplifications in the Bioshock games and used elements from their earlier games then there's some excellent potential available for 'em.

I feel like half of what goes on in this forum involves people arguing about fish.

Originally Posted by Splash_King

We're gay gangbangers, not metrosexual hipsters.

Hi yes, hello. I've been trying to get the hang of playing on a set of Donkey Konga bongos. I've got the hang of waveshining into double laser 360 half pipe bananarama, but I'm having a hard time smash attacking. How loud should I be clapping?

The Bioshocks were simply put, watered down ports of System Shock 2. Yes, Rapture was nice, but the motives behind it were not at all justified. Moral choices were laughable at best. Gameplay and combat was streamlined for the low thought capacity of today's gen. It's way too simplified. Playing the game simply made you miss SS2. The developers lured us by stating it was supposed to be a spiritual successor, making things worse. It wasn't a bad game. Sure it was fun, I give it that.