I’m not the first to use the term “Schrödinger’s Poop” (so glad THAT’S now in my search history), but I think I’m using it best. Of course, previously featured was a quick history on why Schrödinger used a cat and not a dog, which you should go read here.

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Why is the ö in italics in the description?
Oh wait, the comic. Good poop joke.

Ken

Schrodinger's Cat theory states: "If any person looks in the box and sees what happened to the cat, then it has happened, and everyone else will see the same thing."

Niels Bohr proposed a solution to create the events we all observe. He assumed that conscious observation caused events. He thought there was an aspect of the world described by the evolution of probabilities in quantum mechanics, and an aspect of the world that we observe. Whenever we look in the box or make a measurement, we get some definite result and not just a probability. But quantum mechanics never models these events. If we do not look, there are no events. There are just probabilities changing.

I suggest the final thought is, there is some information the opposite sex feels he need not 'know' on one level yet actually does 'know' on a deeper level just doesn't want to deal w/the reality of the situation because it destroys a fantasy of his. (And, we females guys need fantasies. Why else would Frederick's of Hollywood continue to after starting in 1947.

Rossmom sent this, not Ken. I guess I didn't check the name box to make sure it was mine.

Sorry about that.

hyperwarp85

Schrödinger's Poop?

That be uncertain shit.

Crestlinger

The Box is a lie. For here, as Any nurse worth their licence will tell you it All comes back to the poop.

Yuri

"Schrodinger's Crap"

http://www.centration.net krickit

If there is a sealed box full of poop which I haven't opened, how can I be sure it's full of poop?

Rossmom

Schrodinger's Cat theory states: "If any person looks in the box and sees what happened to the cat, then it has happened, and everyone else will see the same thing."

Niels Bohr proposed a solution to create the events we all observe. He assumed that conscious observation caused events. He thought there was an aspect of the world described by the evolution of probabilities in quantum mechanics, and an aspect of the world that we observe. Whenever we look in the box or make a measurement, we get some definite result and not just a probability. But quantum mechanics never models these events. If we do not look, there are no events. There are just probabilities changing.

I suggest the final thought is, there is some information the opposite sex feels he need not 'know' on one level yet actually does 'know' on a deeper level just doesn't want to deal w/the reality of the situation because it destroys a fantasy of his. (And, we females guys need fantasies. Why else would Frederick's of Hollywood continue to after starting in 1947.

My bottom line: This guy needs a Sex Education or Human Physiology course immediately if not sooner! Schrodinger's Cat theory states: "If any person looks in the box and sees what happened to the cat, then it has happened, and everyone else will see the same thing."