I'm on my phone so I can't make clickable but this shieet was mad funny

HARLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I can't stop laffingggggg

dreamz wrote:

CherryDrankdiva wrote:

It was a couple looking for a young lady 18-25 to be a personal assistant.I took the bait.I called and then went over .They were a nice older white couple.BEAUTIFUL HOME!So im in the interview they ask all kinds of questions that seemed normal.The lady was sweet as can be while the husband was undressing me with his eyesI had on a very nice button down top from banana republic and a cute mini skirt and some 2 inch heels hair in a french bun (very conservative).So at the end of the "interview"They take me on a tour of the house and they wanted to show me the bedroom.They told me to stay put while they go downstairs and sign for a ups package i was thinking why does it take 2 people to sign for a package so in the meantime it i was just sitting there in that huge ass bedroom looking around at all her pretty perfumes and clothing and it was a HUGE red and white box with a ribbon on top so me being the nosey heaux i am i snuck over and hurry to take a peak and OMG what i saw i could not believe this nice little old couple were FREAKS!The box was full of dildoes ,anal beads ,plugs,vibrators,ky jelly and chocolate colored rubber penises!instantly i slammed the box down but something didnt seem right...There was a painting above the wall where the box was placed of a mona lisa painting and it seemed like the eyes were moving but i said no that cant be possible.SO then the couple comes back after i pretended to sit on the edge of the bed the whole time.So the husband says "did you enjoy your peepshow?The look on my face was surprise because i had a feeling i was being watchedHe was watching me though the painting!So then they say dont be embarass sex is natural and so is the human body and they said "I know you didnt think you were coming over for just personal assistant"We can offer you much more money if you have *** with my husband while i watch"NOOOOO not that sweet lil old lady how did she turn into a sex freak!?I panicked and told them i dropped my change purse in the living room .I dashed out of there and opened the door and kept going and never looked back thank goodness i didnt stay long enough for what they had planned next

I'm on my phone so I can't make clickable but this shieet was mad funny

HARLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I can't stop laffingggggg

dreamz wrote:

CherryDrankdiva wrote:

It was a couple looking for a young lady 18-25 to be a personal assistant.I took the bait.I called and then went over .They were a nice older white couple.BEAUTIFUL HOME!So im in the interview they ask all kinds of questions that seemed normal.The lady was sweet as can be while the husband was undressing me with his eyesI had on a very nice button down top from banana republic and a cute mini skirt and some 2 inch heels hair in a french bun (very conservative).So at the end of the "interview"They take me on a tour of the house and they wanted to show me the bedroom.They told me to stay put while they go downstairs and sign for a ups package i was thinking why does it take 2 people to sign for a package so in the meantime it i was just sitting there in that huge ass bedroom looking around at all her pretty perfumes and clothing and it was a HUGE red and white box with a ribbon on top so me being the nosey heaux i am i snuck over and hurry to take a peak and OMG what i saw i could not believe this nice little old couple were FREAKS!The box was full of dildoes ,anal beads ,plugs,vibrators,ky jelly and chocolate colored rubber penises!instantly i slammed the box down but something didnt seem right...There was a painting above the wall where the box was placed of a mona lisa painting and it seemed like the eyes were moving but i said no that cant be possible.SO then the couple comes back after i pretended to sit on the edge of the bed the whole time.So the husband says "did you enjoy your peepshow?The look on my face was surprise because i had a feeling i was being watchedHe was watching me though the painting!So then they say dont be embarass sex is natural and so is the human body and they said "I know you didnt think you were coming over for just personal assistant"We can offer you much more money if you have *** with my husband while i watch"NOOOOO not that sweet lil old lady how did she turn into a sex freak!?I panicked and told them i dropped my change purse in the living room .I dashed out of there and opened the door and kept going and never looked back thank goodness i didnt stay long enough for what they had planned next

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