Kim Zolciak’s Body Painted Shirt From Every Conceivable Angle

Kim Zolciak, of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” and “Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding” fame, is getting married. For her husband on this special day, she decided to get her torso painted with his Atlanta Falcons football t-shirt. Because that’s what you do. Here is the shirt/painting, from every conceivable angle.

I’d never thought I’d type this but these pics could use a little photoshop. Mostly for the gratuitous nip and the, ahem, glaring camel toe.

Jessica Pauline Ogilvie

Haha I hadn’t even noticed the cameltoe. Sweet Jesus.

lucygoosey74

Ah yes, the camel toe. Really takes the focus off the “shirt”.

JK

wow… there’s just nothing good to say about this.

Maria

At first, I thought the know was painted, too, and that was kind of cool, but then I saw it from another angle and clearly it’s glued on to her. Now I cannot unsee that it looks like there is a knot in her flesh. This is not the point of body painting. This is disturbing.

Wouldn’t it have been cuter if she had just, you know, worn the shirt??

MAria

Have you not been in that situation? You know which shirt you want, but you can’t find one exactly like that anywhere! Fashion is soo mainstream these days. I always go and find some body paint artist and have them draw the shirt I want for me. Problem solved.