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If this one don’t make your ass laugh, nothing else will. You know that commercial where the dude is walking down the busy street standing in front a mobile billboard with his social security number? He says he is the CEO of LifeLock and dares you to try and steel his identity?

Be careful what you ask for! The Associate Press reports that he, Todd Davis, CEO of life lock had his identity stolen! But to make it even funnier…his ass did not even know about it, LMAO!!!

The report says he learned about the breach after a loan company called him about a $500.00 loan that was behind on payments. He finds out someone got a drivers license with his name on it in Texas?!? Now that was some funny reading.

MC Hammer has come to the web! Not with his own dancing, but a vehicle for dancers and choreographers to showcase their moves. It is like a YouTube network featuring some of the hottest dancers on the scene. You have battle dance videos for you to vote on, industry news , but best of all amateur videos to watch with some hot moves. Thanks Hammer, this was way overdue for the dance/break community!

Though going out on tour means connecting with fans, it can also mean long
hours, high stress, and sleepless nights. Janet Jackson says she’s looking
forward to all of it.

“I love all of that, all of that pressure, I really do,” Jackson told the
Associated Press yesterday (May 19) as she gears up for a North American tour to kick off in September.

The tour, which opens Sept. 10 in Vancouver, and includes dates in New York and Washington, D.C., is Jackson’s first in seven years. But the singer, who just
turned 42 last week, said she hadn’t planned on waiting for so long.

“I was supposed to go on tour with the last album,” said Jackson, referring to the 2006 CD “20 Y.O.” But the singer said her record label wanted her to wait for her latest CD, “Discipline.”

“We were actually in full-blown tour rehearsals at that point … learning numbers, getting everything together, set designs,” she said. “I had to kind of shut everything down and go into the studio.”

Jackson’s shows have always been heavy on choreography and glitzy sets. But she promised fans some surprises this time around. “It will definitely be a big production but it will definitely also be something that I’ve never done before, that people have never seen from me before,” she said.

While only a few dates have been announced for the Live Nation-produced outing, Jackson expects to take the “Rock Witchu” tour (named, by the way, for a song on her new album, not for her brother Michael’s famous hit) worldwide.

“It’s been a while so I really want to make my rounds,” she said. “I haven’t been to “Australia in a very long time; I can’t wait to go there. There are a lot of places where I really want to stop off at, and that’s the idea, that’s the goal with this tour.

Ms. Jackson (cause I’m “Nasty” 😉 ) was caught on the carpet in this dress. Hate it or Love it? Ummmm, I duuno? Looks like something Queen Amadala would have on in Star Wars. Of course Janet Jackson can basically wear nothing, which she does choose to do often, and look good.

What is your take on this dress? I am no fashion maven, so I just dig the colors and her pose says “Enjoy my love, that I give to you” LMAO. I still love me some Janet, screw all the haters! You go girl!