Wendy's called and they would like to know if you would like a franchise in the exclusion zone, Bill. Apparently their bacon burgers are the rage over there and having ready to be processed bacon in its natural environment on the hoof would help with cost containment.

Japan also should capture these things alive and ship them over to North Korea. Under the cover of darkness they could release them into the NK countryside. The leadership there would think their nuke program had a serious problem causing radiation contamination and stop blowing up crap underground and making everyone else nervous.