It's bad enough that he might have bought that for himself, but why was the link on his clipboard? Was a friend emailing him, "Hey man, I saw that dope sweatshirt you wore yesterday, the "I Heart Bad Bitches" one, and I was wondering if you can tell me where I can get one for myself. I happen to share a similar 'heart' for bad bitches, and I'm a little chilly, so I need that sweatshirt ASAP. Send me the link, and good luck on your paper about World War II."