Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Muffin update: coming soon!

I can't share a lot of details (because there aren't any yet) but there will be an event soon, taking place at Tre Amici @ The Bunker in Ybor City. There will be food (muffins?), music and lots of fun. "Come on, Clark! Tell us all about it!", you say. To which I reply, I can't do that. Not yet. "Tell us! Tell us, please!", you plead. Nope, I reply. "Tell us. Right now. Or we will kick you in the eye", you threaten. I stammer in response, wait...that's not. Then you shove me in the shoulder and say, "what are you going to do about it, huh? Gonna tell your mommy?" And I answer, maybe you people aren't who I thought you were. To which you reply, "Aw, we're just kidding. Relax, you big, ugly, stupid doofus."
Oh. Okay then. So yeah, a party, of sorts, coming soon. Watch this space for details. In the meantime...

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Who's this guy?

Originally from Benton Harbor, Michigan, I have lived in the Tampa Bay area for over 20 years now. I am a published writer with numerous internet columns, magazine articles and a documentary film credit. I've also done professional announcing and acting. I like to make fun of stupid people in positions of authority when they do stupid things. While that implies that I think I'm somehow superior to them, nothing could be further from the truth.