Shia LaBeouf Thinks Mom Is Sexy

Shia LaBeouf: paging Doctor Freud. Per The Insider, the star of Transformers and Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen, says, "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother." We're not sure if the interview was part of a fun Mother's Day tribute but it is a bit taboo in our culture. Seriously, how can he say his mother (whom we're sure is lovely) is the sexiest woman he knows when he costarred with Megan Fox. What a faux pas. The part about finding your mother sexy is perfectly normal, ain't it, Norman?

Shia LaBeouf goes on to explain his statements by going further down the rabbit hole into weirdsville, "If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds." Shayna LaBeouf was not available for comment.

On a totally unrelated note, Hasbro has just released an action figure of his character from the new Transformers film: Oedipus Prime. Seriously, if his dad turns up stabbed over some road rage dispute, the LAPD will have a prime suspect with a quickness.

Some joking aside, we have a wee bit of a hard time buying into anything that young master LaBeouf says. The guy is a good old jokey-jokerson. Did you see the photo of him after he got pinched for drunken loitering? Classic hilarious mug shot. Sure, his mom is an oddball hippie who was not ashamed of her body (or the bodies of her friends), but we've decided to take the high road with SLB's supposed crush on mumsy and just say that he A) was making an early Mother's Day present, B) has some sort of sense of humor and C) is going to make some girl very confused one day.