Mr. Monitor Goes to Washington, Kills Mutants

If Abraham Lincoln can hunt vampires and Hansel and Gretel can kill witches, who’s to say we can’t be concerned citizens and still rid the wasteland of marauders and psychos?

It’s a risky balancing act, but we’re giving it a go this week, as we range from the season premiere of Parks and Recreation to two great new albums to a look at OH THANK GOD IT’S FINALLY HERE Borderlands 2. We’re no Jimmy Stewart, but things are lookin’ up!