So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Tell them to do it, if the rule is an administrative one.After all, it is their book, and if they are offended by the source material, why did they buy the book, let alone distribute "offensive" material?

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At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Why do people feel that their personal problems are too important to remain in the personal forum?

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Why do people feel that their personal problems are too important to remain in the personal forum?

Because this man may die!!! Nah, the DDO forum is where all the smart people are the personal forums have the kind peps but that's nit what the asker needs right now. Though I agree that this should've been posted in the personal forum.

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At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Your profile says that your 21 years old so I don't see why you can just not rip the paper and go all "God's not dead" up their butts. Though I really really with every fiber in my being hate pastafarians.

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Clumsy alien Jar Jar Binks was introduced in The Phantom Menace for comic relief, but he was initially a two-faced mercenary who was to betray Qui-Gon Jinn, a Jedi Master played by Liam Neeson.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

While you may decide to engage them on this issue, please remember that they can, and most likely will make your life a living he11, especially if there are lots of Christians there who would support that act.

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While you may decide to engage them on this issue, please remember that they can, and most likely will make your life a living he11, especially if there are lots of Christians there who would support that act.

He can do it without getting your name out. I do encourage you to do otherwise though. Come right on out. Speak up loud! It WILL hurt for a bit, but there will be people to support you.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Why do people feel that their personal problems are too important to remain in the personal forum?

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Your profile says that your 21 years old so I don't see why you can just not rip the paper and go all "God's not dead" up their butts. Though I really really with every fiber in my being hate pastafarians.

Im not pastafarian. They are taking it out of the book because it is against their religious values, so I would protest by saying that ripping the page out of the book is against MY religious values by claiming Im Pastafarian because no one knows what that is.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Why do people feel that their personal problems are too important to remain in the personal forum?

Nvm, I apologize for posting it in the DDO Forum, it was selfish of me and I apologize. I should've only posted it in the Personal Forum, my bad.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Idk if this seems realistic or a possibility, but gather some documentation and tell a news agency what is going on. Maybe they could shed some light on this school.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Idk if this seems realistic or a possibility, but gather some documentation and tell a news agency what is going on. Maybe they could shed some light on this school.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

lol

Your school district is incredibly stupid.

You can, nevertheless, find the information on your own. Be a rebel and learn as much as you can.

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Use the pages as a condom and watch it absorb through then say 'haha that wasn't a condom you need an abortion!' and then stop laughing because she is having the baby. :/

Who is more terrifying; the one who is correct and successfully proves the liar wrong or the liar who successfully proves the correct one wrong?

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

Record, record, record.

Record the pages being ripped out, record the instruction to do so, etc etc

Then..............YOU TUBE.

"Seems like another attempt to insert God into areas our knowledge has yet to penetrate. You figure God would be bigger than the gaps of our ignorance." Drafterman 19/5/12

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

I know the Rachel Maddow show a few months ago did a piece on a school district that did this, highlighting it on the program and going so far as to post the "offending" pages on a website for students to view. Given that her show has already dealt with this, I feel as though they'd be willing to do so again:

At 8/26/2015 2:08:18 PM, Hayd wrote:So today my Biology teacher ordered us all to pub back our humongous biology back to school so try could rip out a couple pages. Since the school board is all Christian and conservative, they forced the district to have all biology ripped of the page talking about abortions. All the pages do is give us information such as side affects of certain abortion pills. They say it's against Christian religion. I want to go all activist on them and go Fahrenheit 451 on them, but I'm not sure how. I feel like sayin it's against my religion cuz I'm pastafarian but Idk, help plz! It first hour now and biology is 4 hour!

I know the Rachel Maddow show a few months ago did a piece on a school district that did this, highlighting it on the program and going so far as to post the "offending" pages on a website for students to view. Given that her show has already dealt with this, I feel as though they'd be willing to do so again: