Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

When I was a young Air Force Bratette, we were evacuated from school a couple of times because of a bomb rolling off a plane while still on the runway. Not surprisingly this mostly happened when my dad was stationed at Eglin Air Force Base in...........Florida.

Insurance adjuster, "Ok what happened here?
Accidentee,"Well, a piece of a Navy jet fell off and hit my truck and...."
Insurance Adjuster, "You know you can go to jail for fraud, what really happened?"