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Second Shot: Whiskey Media By-Laws

Your kinda-daily Whiskey Media check-in.

There is actually a Whiskey Media by-law that prevents Giant Bomb from ever having Pokemon-related content that we do not have (except the video game wiki pages), so without further ado: God Hates Pokemon. And by god, I mean a minister, who nonetheless did his homework on the series first. Kinda wonder if he's played it.

Do you need another reason to watch the Sherlock Holmes movie when it comes out this Christmas? I don't-- I'm planning on sneaking out of the house whilst not a creature is stirring to catch a midnight showing if I can. But if you DO... the Iron Man 2 trailer is going to be attached to the film. So there. Now you have to go. Right? Since there's a trailer for another movie that will surely be online in a matter of hours thereafter, right?

Pika Pika Pika Pi-I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND BURN YOU ALIVE!!!!!-KA

Huh wow those crazy Christians are at it again i see, when will they learn that not every thing is a....wait whats that...OH MY GOD A PORTAL TO HELL IS OPENING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FLOOR! NO SATAN PIKACHU AND CAHRMANDER STOP! DON'T TAKE ME TO HELL NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THE CRAZY PREACHER MAN!!!

At one point he says, "...(these children) are so obsessed(with Pokemon) that they can't distinguish between fantasy and reality". oh, the irony of it all. Could it be possible?! This old saint has not yet heard that God is dead!

I seem to remember reading, in Exodus 5:1, "Let my Pokemon go!". The translation varies depending on whether you're reading the King James version.