Barry Petchesky

With beer snakes, kangaroo delays, and a giant doping scandal, Australia is rapidly becoming our second-favorite sporting nation. Canada has some more catching up to do after this, a decidedly unsanctioned MMA bout between a shirtless man and an unsuspecting-but-not-defenseless cactus. The real winner is iodine manufacturers everywhere.

It goes without saying, but don't try this at home. Unless you're filming it.