To all those public service television commercials that tell us if we buy marijuana were actually supporting terrorism. This is what we have to say to you.

FUCK YOU!

The people that make those commercials obviously dont know anyone that smokes pot, if they did, they would know that a pot dealer is a pot smoker and a pot smoker is not motivated enough to terrorize anyone.

FUCK YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKERS!

To those commercials, and anyone and everyone that still, for reason, thinks that marijuana should be against the law despite mountains of evidence to contrary, this one is for you.

FUCK ALL YALL!

Speaking of terrorism . . . To the Mass Transit Authority, also known as the MTA, who for some reason think that the subway service theyre providing for us now is actually worth what were paying for it.

FUCK YOU!

To the MTA workers, who for some reason think that they deserve a raise, even though whenever I see track workers, theyre never doing anything but standing around smoking cigarettes and scratching their ass.

FUCK YOU, YOU LAZY FUCKERS!

To the MTA, for deciding to RAISE the cost of subway fares, even though the shitty service isnt worth what were paying for it now, to the MTA who avoided most if not all public hearings on the matter, who still have yet to give us a straight answer on what money goes where and how much, to the MTA, who obviously dont a shit about the people that ride the subways or they would do a better fucking job then the one that theyre currently doing. MTA, this one is for you.

FUCK ALL YALL!

Speaking of terrorism. This is what I have to say to terrorists.

FUCK YOU!

To all those that keep telling us that were not at war with Islam even as every week somewhere in the world suicide bombers scream "Praise Be Allah" as they blow up innocent women and children.

FUCK YOU FUCKERS!

To all those that kill in the name of some God somewhere, no matter what country youre from or what reason you have for doing it, this ones for you.

FUCK ALL YALL!

To George W. Bush, who couldnt even successfully run a major baseball team when he had the chance, who makes Dan Quayle look like a frigging genius, to George W. Bush, idiot leader of the worlds greatest democracy even though he wasnt democratically elected.

FUCK YOU!

To George W. Bush, who would have us believe that Saddam Hussein is responsible for the disaster of the World Trade Center, despite the fact that Osama Bin Laden and most of the 911 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. Listen George, were not that stupid.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

To George W. Bush, who wants to send Americas sons and daughters into harms way, even though when he himself was in uniform in the armed services he went AWOL for a year rather than serve and never got into trouble for it because Daddy was too well connected.

FUCK YOU, YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD!

To George W. Bush, who wants to spend billions of dollars on a war against Iraq instead of helping the hungry people here in America, to George W. Bush who claims to be acting on behalf of the oppressed people of Iraq yet he isnt doing shit about the oppressed people of Tibet or Africa or any of the minorities here and he damn well isnt saying anything about the oppressed female population of Saudi Arabia. George Baby, this one is for you and everyone that works with you.

FUCK ALL YALL! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK ALL YALL!

Black Out.

"Fuck all Y'All!"
IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE DOWNLOADED, TRANSMITTED,
PRINTED OR PERFORMED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE
AUTHOR
Author's Note
In this piece I spoke the announcements while John and
Ato took turns shouting the "Fuck You's" and "Fuck all
Y'all" and may I add, they took great joy in that
exercise.