3. Florida (3): Offensive coordinator Brent Pease might wind up being a candidate for the head post at Kentucky, but he does not appreciate your “ghost story,” journalist person. Well, yeah, coaching football at Kentucky is definitely a scary proposition LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE. #scary

4. LSU (4):Bobby Hebert was ejected from the Tiger Stadium press box during the Alabama-LSU game last week, because he wouldn’t abide by the no-cheering rule. I have to admit, I’ve had to hold back a cheer in that press box … when the postgame beer cart comes around. (Oh, it’s real, and it’s spectacular.)

5. South Carolina (5): The big thing I took from this piece on running back Kenny Miles is that he doesn’t care for rap music, preferring jazz and older stuff. I also took away that Miles is cooler than 99 percent of humans.

6. Texas A&M (6): Sometimes offensive coordinator Kliff Kingsbury gets a little excited and hands out free spankings. Saban will do the same this week to the Aggies, but not with enthusiasm. No, only with a cold, indifferent stare devoid of pity.

7. Mississippi State (7): I lost track of how many times the word “execute” or some variation thereof was used this week by coaches and players, although I did go back and counted offensive coordinator Les Koenning saying it seven times during a span of two minutes, 45 seconds. If MSU has another tough game executing its game plan, I hope one of the coaches just gives us the John McKay quote.

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I am the online content coordinator for DJournal.com. Previously at the Journal, I covered Mississippi State athletics (2008-13), high schools (2004-08), and was on the copy desk (2002-04). I'm working on a recipe for bacon-flavored coffee, which would solve all the world's problems.