We Said it Would Never Happen, But...

It may be hard for you to really believe, but ARatLivesHere.com now totally supports a contact form. For those of you who want/need to get in contact with the people who created this fictitious website, your wish is now granted. But like all wishes, you must use them wisely. Don't ask any questions that you don't want the answers to, and don't forget that make-believe can be very real.

You may see the expression, "Nearly 100% Canadian Content" printed on this site in various locations, what that actually means is that the content on this site is as close to 100% Canadian, as the Canucks are to ever win a Stanley Cup.

To adhere to the strict standards of the Canadian Anti Slur Board the use of the words; moose, igloo, excessive snow, hockey, puck, beer, brewski, road pop, tuque, Loony, Toonie, Poutine, bacon, two-fer, sorry and eh have not been allowed on this site. Also the words, Indian (in reference to Native Peoples) and retarded (in reference to the mentally handicapped). if any of these words slipped past our editors, sorry.