More Flooring Funnies

After school, three boys wander over to the jobsite where their dads are working on a large industrial flooring project. Two of the fathers are on the floor coating crew; one is the municipal site inspector.

Glancing slyly at a nearby skid of Florothane, the first kid says: “My dad’s the fastest worker ever! He can throw a ball, then start rolling out that CRU 250 Satin… and, I’m not kidding — he gets to the other end of the building before the ball does!”

The second kid says: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My pop can shoot an arrow… then apply all the non-slip flooring before his shot hits the bulls-eye!”

The third boy listens to the other two and shakes his head. “You two don’t even know what fast is! My dad’s job is with the city. He gets off work at 4:30, but he’s always home by 3:15!!” If you need commercial floor coatings, call us.