Your Reasons

Coffee will never come home at 1 a.m. and say they had a late night at the office

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Tein* [06/01/2003]

Nobody thinks you’re pervert, if you have cofee 3 times with different people during one afternoon. What’s more – you could have your coffee with several people of both sexes at the same time … and it’s quite ok.

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Dom [06/01/2003]

Your coffee doesn’t whine on about needing a cuddle after you’ve drank it.

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Gordy Clarke [06/01/2003]

You can always have cofee. you can’t always have sex.

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zaza sprinkles [06/01/2003]

You can light up a cigarette halfway through a coffee

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Andrew Brisbane [06/01/2003]

The checkout chicks at the supermarket never give you ‘that look’ when your buying coffee.

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Andrew Brisbane [06/01/2003]

The whole neighbourhood can have coffee together without getting called a sick cult.

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Andrew Brisbane [06/01/2003]

You can make a coffee for your co-worker without fear of charges being layed.

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Andrew Brisbane [06/01/2003]

When your done, it takes less than a minute to make another coffee no matter what mood your in.

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Andrew Brisbane [06/01/2003]

You can have 3 coffees in a row without getting tired!

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Dan & Jax [06/01/2003]

Coffee never seems to have a headache.

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Andrew Brisbane [06/01/2003]

You don’t need to wear something when you drink cofee and cofee doesn’t need to have some pills before drinked….

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Inervin [06/01/2003]

A coffee will never leave you for a better drinker.

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Qwerty [06/01/2003]

You don’t get in trouble for having cold coffee.

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Dean [06/01/2003]

Your usual instant capuccino won’t feel hurt when you go out and order a hot Guatemalan coffee instead.

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delusionsofgrandeur [06/01/2003]

You won’t feel wierd if you have coffee with a man.

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Andrew Vuono [06/01/2003]

Coffee comes in different flavours!

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meru [06/01/2003]

White coffee is better than black coffee.

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Powerpunka [06/01/2003]

A cup of coffee dosn’t get mad if you drink from another cup.

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Powerpunka [06/01/2003]

You can eat sammiches or other delightful treats while you have your coffee. but you can not do such luxeries while having sex.

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Barrett Cool [06/01/2003]

With 99 cents you can have a never ending pot of coffee; with sex how much can you get with 99 cents?

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Jeska [06/01/2003]

You dont get sneered at for being addicted to caffeine.

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Ironic Joy (I’m depressed) [06/01/2003]

If you have had enough coffee you can always re-heat it. You cant walk away from the middle of sex and come back to it later to "re-heat" it.

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alex [06/01/2003]

If you’re addicted to coffee you dont have to see a doctor; if you’re addicted to sex you do.

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richie [06/01/2003]

In the morning, if you are in the mood for a black coffe or one with extra cream and sugar you’ll drink it and no one will suspect anything… coffee will always suit your preferences.

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olivia panciu [06/01/2003]

You don’t get in trouble for asking your secretary for a cup of coffee.

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docdude316 [06/01/2003]

If your girlfirend refuses to get you a cup of coffee you can get some for yourself. If your girlfriend refuses sex there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

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docdude316 [06/01/2003]

Coffee doesnt care how many other cups you have had before.

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Scottie Musgrove [06/01/2003]

If coffee is hot, it burns your throat.
If sex burns your throat, you have a problem.