How Men Feel: You Should Dress For Your Boyfriend’s Holiday Office Party

Figuring out what to wear for your boyfriend’s holiday office party means walking a tough line between looking like a babe, so as to impress his colleagues, and looking elegant enough to impress his boss’s wife. For other people. Not for you. You look like Audrey Hepburn every goddamn day. Here is some advice from our male friends directed towards women who are certainly not you.

Disclaimer: We mostly like doing these so we can berate our male friends for their foolish opinions afterwards. You should take them about as seriously as we do. Also, we’re wearing giant bear headdresses right now.