He’d marry Fiorina. “She's rich; she could keep me in the life I'm accustomed to,” said Graham, who is not married. Palin and Fiorina are.

And Clinton? He wouldn’t say he’d make her disappear but she could be a drinking buddy.

Earlier this week, Graham criticized real estate mogul Donald Trump and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson, who have led the polls.

“On our side, you’ve got the No. 2 guy [who] tried to stab somebody at 14 and the No. 1 is high energy and crazy as hell,” Graham said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” referring to Carson, who has recalled the violent instant recently, and Trump.

“How am I losing to these people?” Graham asked.

Graham has been around 1 percent in most polls. CNN asked him how he was going to start moving up, and said he had a secret plan.

He criticized the emphasis on polling, saying it was “hurting the Republican party process.”

It’s only October, he said. Look at how Jeb Bush, the former governor of Florida, is far behind in polls, despite his name recognition and well-tested political network.