And get this you bacon lovers...
There’s actually an app for IPhone lets you wake up to the smell of bacon

With the Oscar Meyer Wake Up & Smell the Bacon app & accessory for the IPhone
You set your alarm, attach the gadget into your phone, and when your alarm goes off, it lets out the bacon-y aroma and a sizzling smell

Sweeet! Now you don't actually have to get out of bed to cook it....unless you're hungry. LOL

The flesh from pigs is very similar to humans, in fact tattoo artists practice on pig skin. Our ancient ancestors were cannibals and our underlying
primate brain still detects the scent. Yeah ok I probably just made that up.

You don't know what you are missing. They run like rats on the Gulf Coast of Texas. A good dog and knife and you can pick them like apples. A
smoked up piglet is the platinum of meats. It's like bacon of the gods.

Man as soon as I get any cash I will come over but seeing I have a wall to fix and its gonna cost 30k (house may fall over basically lol) Iam so skint
but hopefully man later in the year I will come over and taste all your delightful Bacon treats

Man as soon as I get any cash I will come over but seeing I have a wall to fix and its gonna cost 30k (house may fall over basically lol) Iam so skint
but hopefully man later in the year I will come over and taste all your delightful Bacon treats

I can't wait I gotta have a Bacon butty now.brb.

If it has anythng to do with bacon... I will pay for your bloody ticket....

As long as you go through scratch card flight companies...

35 quid return trip from nearly anywhere in the UK to where I live...

BACOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN.....

I do not think people realise what it is to live without bacon?

ETA : 30 Grand for a wall... you have been shagged... or is this a bloody big wall?

Meat's meat and a man's got to eat. No, seriously, the feral hogs are a pest in this area. I heard the state has started hiring people to
exterminate them. They are an invasive species and very destructive to farms.
Is your avatar meant to be a metaphor? That bad monkey is going to rub that pussy raw. He may need a spanking.

Massive wall man holding our land and house from sliding down 30ft onto another house, It's slipping needs taking apart stone by stone and the
foundation redoing.
Anyhow here is a video to do with the op for lazy folk lol.

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