Folks, we may be in for a Trumpy landing

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Blog Guy, we know you were pretty upset about Donald Trump not running for president, clearly a huge loss of humor potential for your blog. Are you getting over it?

I don’t have to. My staff researcher found a loophole on page 466 of the book “The Bloggers’ Code.”

Wait a minute. There’s a “Bloggers’ Code” and it’s a BOOK? Shouldn’t it be online?

No. there’s just the coffee table book. Pretty ironic, huh?

Anyway, it turns out if a person continues to fly around in an airplane with his name in huge gold letters on the side, even if the FOR PRESIDENT part is crossed out, then I can keep making fun of his campaign.

I’m sorry. You’ve lost me. What campaign?

The one he didn’t run. Don’t you see? He never entered the race, and yet, in my world it’s as if he never left it.

Top: and lower right: U.S. property magnate Donald Trump gestures as he steps off his aircraft at Aberdeen airport, north east Scotland June 20, 2011. Trump was in Scotland to give a media tour of his new Trump International Golf Links course a year into its construction. REUTERS/David Moir

E. – I’m fairly sure that the only difference between the Bloggers Code and the Pirate’s Code is that the word “Treasure” has been crudely crossed out and “Intellectual Property” penciled in above.
Also, by claiming that it’s ‘just guidelines’ in an untranslatable language, you can pretty much open it at random, point to any line and claim that it proves any point you want. Very convenient!

It’s just a regular ol’ Boeing 737 painted black. Nothing really impressive. Hell the Southwest Airline 737 is practically the official bird of Long Island considering about 100 of them fly overhead going in and out of MacArthur every day.

U aint trying to flip me, are you, JC?
The concert was fantastic! It was my first ever concert, and I went alone..
I ended up dancing with these 2 nurses, who labelled me brave and mental in the same breath…