The Hype: "Fifty years in the making"; "not that Uma Thurman movie"; "notDark Knight Rises."

The Setup: Time to round up the troops, < target="_blank">Fury. Hulk looks mad (expectedly), Iron Man sounds bitter, Captain America's confused by Times Square, and Black Widow looks far more resolute than whatever she was doing in her Iron Man 2 phase. And we finally get an actual look at the plot: Superheroes clash with each other, then come together, save the world, and there will be a sequel (this isn't a sequel?). But it remains unclear what exactly the Avengers will be avenging against, besides the ever-stylish Tom Hiddleston. A few people on the Internet seem to have ideas, though. Wait, is that a Transformer at the end? Also, why do all these people keep standing in a circle?

What You Should Expect to See: Explosions. More explosions. Debris falling from sky. That girl from How I Met Your Mother. Captain America's corny jumpsuit. Unnecessary posing. Stan Lee.

What You Should Not: Oscar buzz.

Likelihood You'll See It: If you've ever uttered the phrase "bagged and boarded," definite. If you've ever punched someone who said "bagged and boarded," slightly less so.