XXX-DAY: TITS

Last year it was The Film Project...but this year it's The Tit Project!

If you haven't figured it out already, XXX-Day is a celebration of sex. (To quote Dr. Legume: "Duh.") And what part of the human body are celebrated more than any other, as far as sex is concerned?

TITS.

Therefore, XXX-Day will be YOUR chance to contribute to The Tit Project.

It's simple enough: We'll have a poster board set up, and anyone who wants can come up, make a tit-print, and sign it for posterity. Your tits will LEAVE THEIR MARK upon the world, before the Xists arrive and NUKE IT ALL!

If you'd rather make your tit-print in private without anyone watching (and filming), that's fine. Privacy arrangements will be made.

Both women *and* men are free to make their own tit-prints. Hell, some of the guys' tits in this Church are bigger than the women's! (Including mine.) Of course, our tits are hairier, too, but I won't get into that right now.

I just want to make it clear those blue lip stains are from the grape popcicles
and nothing else. For the record, I'm a LEG man. (But anyone who wishes to lop
off their leg and leave it for my collection is certainly welcome to do so.)
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