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work hahah

Ambiguos sick symptoms ie bad headache, diareha, throwing up stuff that doesnt require a doctors note but will get you out. You could always say you have to take a family member to the doctor like I have to take Aunt Mildred to the dentist this afternoon because she can't drive after they gas her. You could go out to lunch and say your car is having problems and you have to take it to a mechanic right away and you cant make it back. If you have sick time and stuff you can use you can always say i have an important meeting with my lawyer or my bank and theyre only available for such and such time, it's better than going to the doctor cuz they might want a note. Or you could work with other surfers that understand or be self employed. The point is the work will always be there the surf will not so go surfing. Take a "mental health" day.

actually throw up. i have done it, throw up in ur trash can so others see. stick ur finger down ur throat then make a scene in the hallway, for extra proof maybe a little on urself lol, they have to send u home!

I got it

Originally Posted by No.6rider

actually throw up. i have done it, throw up in ur trash can so others see. stick ur finger down ur throat then make a scene in the hallway, for extra proof maybe a little on urself lol, they have to send u home!

Instead of making yourself throw up, get chips and water. Crunch them up in your mouth then put the water. then run the the trash can and barf it all out. It will work every time. and after you do it moan, alot. then act like you are about to do it again. After that when they say do you want to go home. Say no. Then keep working. Like 5 minutes after that get some more chips and some water and go and throw up again. now your definaly out of it. I am the king at it. O only put a little water and alot of chips, don't dilute it too much. HaHAHA, do it you won't

jimbo that could work but idk how real it would look or smell. has to have the scent. thats just as important as the look of it. lol it has to be a great swell to go for the actual throw up excuse. if its a great swell lasting a few days then u have the back up proof of saying it was food posioning!! anyways there r other excuses but none as bullet proof as the "real up-chuck"

Instead of making yourself throw up, get chips and water. Crunch them up in your mouth then put the water. then run the the trash can and barf it all out. It will work every time. and after you do it moan, alot. then act like you are about to do it again. After that when they say do you want to go home. Say no. Then keep working. Like 5 minutes after that get some more chips and some water and go and throw up again. now your definaly out of it. I am the king at it. O only put a little water and alot of chips, don't dilute it too much. HaHAHA, do it you won't

this is genius

but i bet milk or chocalate milk would work better.......or red gatorade

dude drink milk and eat maraschino cherries back to back...the combo makes u chunk it for real almost instantly...i used to do this at lunch time back in grade school if we had a test that afternoon haha