Audrina Patridge Confesses to Being Fake

Audrina Patridge has decided to come clean on the fact that The Hills was an entirely staged television show. Kristin Cavallari said the exact same thing a month ago, but Audrina decided against thundering up an original idea in the empty fruitbasket doctors implanted into her cranium as a child so her head would form somewhat similarly like children with brains.

I actually had to leave early for another event, we were there for about three hours and they were like, 'You can't leave until you and Kristin get into a fight. So I'm like, 'Oh my God, Kristin!' Kristin's like, 'Let's do it.' I'm like, 'OK, c'mon.'

After enunciating such a deep thought, Audrina fell into a deep slumber for 72-hours. When she awoke, she found a set of instructions from her manager to get back into her bikini and to use her mouth only when she needs to remind the men with cameras, 'I need a check from an American bank'.