Dance-Off Fever Grips Newington

The well-bred environs of South-Central Edinburgh rocked to the power of a man last night, and that man was Alex.

His team, the FENNEL FRONTIER had drawn for first place, but Alex took the bull by the horns and spat in the opposition’s chips by inventing a new type of dancing which had never been seen in the First World.

Result: victory.

Alex refused to stop there and won through to the ultimate question but unfortunately that’s where his luck ran out.

Phil Collins, destroyer of worlds, was victorious again and the rollover is £60 for next Monday. Beast.

By the way, I didn’t get any film of Alex’s style but here’s a flashback from the old days in Glasgow featuring dance-off another legend… George.