The Black Sheep

Which Sex and the City Character Are You, But Like in L.A. LOL?

You’re home in L.A. for the summer. But you’ve still got sex and New York City on your mind. Are you a Carrie, a Samantha, a Miranda, or a Charlotte while you’re here?

You've achieved that beautiful glow and summer bod so you can become an L.A. 'It' girl and eventually, D-list celebrity. How do you keep in shape?

...cocaine. I mean-- sugar bear hair pills! I sponsor them on my Insta. Wait, what was the question?

Strict diet of Marlboro Lights.

Diet and exercise and hard work. And crying. It gets rid of the water weight.

No.

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You get the invite to a fancy beach party. You wake up the next morning wearing a massive strap-on, covered in whipped cream, with the biggest hangover of your life. You can't BELIEVE you slept with...

Drake Bell.

Nicole Richie.

Ryan Seacrest.

Jacob Sartorius... uhhh.

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The sun is burning a hole through your brain and you can't even THINK straight. Everything hurts. You're losing vision and you need to cool down. What do you pour all over your naked, golden body?

Rosé.

Uhh water?

I'm sunburnt to a crisp. Some aloe.

Straight vod, bitch.

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You just need some time to yourself today. You need to be CLEANSED. This might be. rock. bottom. Where do you go to relax and clear your troubled mind and soul?

I’ll drive out to Malibu and have a smoke on the beach. Then a nice candlelit dinner by myself and maybe I'll meet the man of my dreams. Just kidding, I'm gonna text my ex and complain about it.

I’m actually working today. Doing PR for a UCLA frat row party.

A nice tall glass of wine and “The Bachelorette” at home. Maybe I’ll order Chinese and break in my new vibrator.

A stroll around The Grove by myself and table for one at The Cheesecake Factory. That'll do the trick.

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Ok, you really can’t tell any of the other girls this, but…

I’m a W.ASP and I’ll say it loud and proud.

I slept with a guy last night and I think he’s actually twelve...

I’m pregnant.

I kissed a girl on the cheek. And I couldn’t help but wonder… am I gay?

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The delivery guy from the Chinese restaurant knocks on your door. He’s really cute. He just stands there staring at you. Then he says something creepy like,“What’s a cute girl like you doing inside tonight?” What do you say?

Fuck off, mister.

I couldn’t help but wonder… am I gay?

Fuck off, mister.

You wanna come inside for a sec?

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Sorry guys, I gotta go. There’s just something I have to do. I have to...

Go to sleep. I have a big day tomorrow.

Spend my entire month’s rent on new shoes! Summer sale!

Convince my boss that we should make out later.

Go on a date with an investment banker and bear him a son. I'm thinking about my future.

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He finally proposed! He says he wants to be with you and only you forever and ever and ever. He's down on one knee with the ring. What do you say?

Yes!!!!!

That's cute, but the ring is not really my style. Will you take me home now?