Tuesday, January 14, 2014

A recent article in the Oxford University
Press Journal of Medicine provides strong evidence to suggest watching ‘Blood
Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) will make you sterile and permanently
lower your IQ by twenty points.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Here are the seven things I suggest every writer has to
boost their productivity. These are all tools that make the process easier, they
are not vital for success, but they will have a huge impact on your word count
if you use them correctly.

Unfortunately there is nothing you can buy that will make
you sit your ass on a chair and write every day. That one is on you.

1. A dedicated
writing space and computer.

Insomniacs know, if you’re having trouble sleeping, you
should ONLY use your bed to sleep. No reading in bed, no watching TV, no
playing with your phone. Beds are only for sleep, so when you lie in bed, your
brain knows ‘okay, we’re sleeping now’

Likewise, if you have a dedicated place and time that you
write, your brain knows that space is for writing, not checking facebook and
playing games. If possible an older or cheap computer running only the three or
four programs mentioned here is ideal, so you can’t possibly become distracted.

Having a room that is dedicated just to writing is ideal
too. However it needs to be a room that you can be comfortable in. So
appropriate heating and cooling and somewhere comfortable to sit is preferable.
As is a door you can shut.

2. Noise
cancelling headphones.

If you can’t close the door, or you live somewhere you
can hear distracting sounds through the door, invest in some comfortable noise
cancelling headphones. They shouldn’t be buds, as those increase the bacteria
levels in your ears and are not ideal for everyday use. They should also be
comfortable for long periods.

3. Ambient storm
or cafe sounds.

Ambient sound tracks are one of those simple yet
surprisingly effecting writing tools. The favourites tend to be coffee shop
sounds, storm and rain sounds and rainforest sounds. These have no music, no
speaking of any kind, just ambient noises. They are great for focusing you on
your writing. You can find examples of these on youtube, either in one hour
long tracks or ten hour long tracks. Download one or two with download helper
on firefox and you can listen to them with your internet off.

4. Write or die

I believe Write Or Die is the best program for writers
ever created. You can use it free on writeordie.com or buy your own version for
$10. It is the best investment in your writing you will ever make. It triples
my productivity when I use it and I can’t recommend it enough.

5. Turning off
your internet connection

Sometimes I’ll be working and when I paused to think I’ll
absently open firefox and start browsing. This is a terrible subconscious
behaviour—one I have only been able to counter by disconnecting my internet. If
you often find yourself checking twitter, email or facebook during your writing
time, TURN OFF YOUR MODEM.

6. Scrivener

Scrivener is a writing program designed by an author for
other writers. It has a huge list of amazing features that make writing a novel
and keeping track of scenes, characters and plotlines much easier. The way
people sing its praises you’d think it dispensed perfect coffee and did your
taxes for you, but it really is very helpful for organising your novel.

7. Progress Jars

This is my secret weapon. However I keep it a secret
because it’s a little bit kitschy. On my desk I have two jars (okay, they’re
vases). On one is written: ‘Unborn Words’ and on the other is written
‘Breathing Words’. When I start a project I decide how long it will be and put
a marble in ‘Unborn Words’ for every thousand words. So an 80, 000 word project
would require 80 marbles.

When I write 1000 words, I move a marble from the Unborn
jar to the Breathing jar.

Moving each marble becomes a kind of reward and it gives
you a physical representation of your novel’s progress.

So there you go. Seven writing tools, they won’t make you
a better writer, but they may make you a more productive one. Some may require
a time or money investment, but I genuinely believe they are all worth it.

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Born in 1985, Talitha is a geeky Australian writer who spends an unhealthy amount of time reading and watching horror movies. She also loves fresh water shrimps and snakes, and lives in a house dominated by various tanks housing both. She advises that shrimps are the best companions for writers; as they always look like they are typing. Snakes, on the other hand, simply knock everything off your desk—including keyboards, mugs, entire computers and shrimp tanks.
Talitha’s other interests include entomology, rock climbing, reading, web design, photography and video gaming.