So, the President gave his last State Of The Union address. Paul Ryan couldn’t even muster applause for curing cancer. Good luck with working with this Congress Mr. President.

Nikki Haley (R), Governor of South Carolina gave the rebuttal and well, the woman doesn’t open her mouth much, does she. Literally, her mouth barely opened. It was odd. She did get at the blowhard though.

Vanilla Isis is still in Oregon. Why haven’t they been arrested yet?

Louisiana will finally get the Medicaid expansion, now that Jindall is out.

57% of those claiming to be Republicans would like to dismantle the Constitution and make the US a Christian nation, that could be problematic for the GOP politicians who don’t actually practice Christianity by how they govern.

Satanists to the rescue! They are filing a suit claiming that waiting periods for abortion services violates their religious rights.

Apparently, the President is going to take Texas back. From where? We don’t know, since Texas is still a part of the US, but hey, don’t let that stop the crazies on the right.

Also, in Texas, a high school that teaches abstinence only for its sex ed course, if you can call it that, has an out break of chlamydia. Approximately 10% of the students have it. Whoopsie!

Ben Carson and Carly (Demon Sheep) Fiorina have announced that they are running for President. One of Fiorina’s arguments for her being a good choice for President is her tech background. Yet, amazingly, she didn’t get the domain: carlyfiorina.org. Not too tech savvy, eh?

And much more!!

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