Ultimate Nooner!

The Nooner kit is great and has everything you will need for one of those afternoon rendezvous with your partner. Included are a condom for safe and responsible sex, a cock ring to add a bit of spice, lube to help the motions, and an awesome DVD to set the mood. The only downside is the cock ring is good for only one or two uses, due to not being able to change batteries. All that being said, the DVD alone would make this purchase great.

The Nooner pack comes with everything that is needed to have a hot and steamy rendezvous with your partner. Inside is a condom for his and her protection, a small packet of lube to help things along, a cock ring to add a bit of a punch, and a sexy DVD to set the mood. Once your meeting at noon is finished, just toss everything but the DVD, a memento of your noon experience.

The included cock ring is made of from Thermoplastic Rubber (Also known as TPR). Thermoplastic Rubber is a blend or compound that exhibits a thermoplastic character and is hypoallergenic, nontoxic, and phthalate free. While Thermoplastic Rubber (TPR) is less porous than Cyberskin it is more so than Silicone. The TPR texture is very stretchy and will comfortably accommodate men of all sizes. Due to the porosity of the material this cock ring can not be fully sterilized. Since the cock ring is made from TPR you can only use water based or silicone lubricants. Petroleum based oils will damage the material. It should also be noted that there is no unpleasant scent present with this cock ring. The vibe itself is made from Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (often abbreviated as ABS), also known as a form of plastic.

The included lube is Jack-Aide: Medium Density, a water based lube that is as it sounds, medium thickness. The thickness makes this last quite a while, and you will not find yourself reapplying every few minutes. Due to the thickness, the lube is good for anal sex as well as oral, vaginal, or masturbation. The lube is odorless and tasteless for the most part (perhaps a hint of cherry). The Lube goes on easily and washes off easily. Despite the packaging, it does become sticky if it does manage to dry on your skin.

The included cock ring shares the same design as a lot of vibrating cock rings: a ring with the bullet mounted horizontally. The ring is studded on both sides, allowing the user and the receiver to feel some sensation. The ring is super stretchy and will accommodate men of all sizes, as well as a strap-on of all sizes. The included vibe lets off mild vibrations, and only has one setting; the setting could be compared to low on some multi-speed vibes. The material covering the bullet has nubs and stubs to further stimulate the clit.

The included Latex condom is produced by Paradise and is well lubricated as advertised. The Paradise condom is extremely strong, and that dreaded break can be pushed from your thoughts in your time of need. As mentioned, this is Latex, and contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions in some. The width of the condom is 52mm.

Basically, everything in the Nooner pack, excluding the DVD, is disposable. Once finished with the condom and lube, throw them out. If you choose to keep the cock ring for another use, make sure you remove the vibe and use anti bacterial soap and warm water to clean the material, but keep in mind that this material can never be fully sanitized.

The Nooner packaging is practical for shipping, as well as taking up as little shelf space on store walls. However, The Nooner packaging is not so great for storing once you bring yours home. The DVD comes in a white paper and plastic sleeve that offers no protection; you will want to get a DVD or CD case to put this in. Everything other than the DVD can be considered a one use and dispose of item so you should not have to worry about finding additional storage containers.

Zero Tolerance and Third Degree (The producers of the DVD) did an excellent job putting together a great compilation. This is possibly the best compilation DVD I own. Every scene is jam packed with hot and sexy action. This DVD is very hardcore and features oral, vaginal, and anal intercourse as well as threesomes. The talent in this is absolutely the tops. Here is a list of the scenes as well as the actors (excluding some male performers’ names) and a short summary of what sex acts are included:

As for the cock ring, it is the other item that can be possibly used more than once. The vibe may not be powerful enough for those who like a little more buzz, but for those who do like less it is great. Personally I would not keep it around after the first use. The batteries can not be changed, and the material can not be sterilized. To test the strength and durability of the cock ring, I even used this as a wrist band for a few minutes. Once I took off the cock ring from my wrist, it went back to the size and shape it previously had, with no signs of wear or tear. That being said, this was never what you would call tight, and functions mostly to add stimulation and not to maintain an erection.

I was amazed in the strength of the condom. I am curious to see how much pressure it would take to break this. The condom is a snug fit, as I consider myself about average. It should be noted that larger men may need to bring their own condom when they get this pack.

I would most definitely recommend this to everyone, if not just for the DVD. I am giving this a strong Four Star rating.

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Viktor Vysheslav Malkin(Eden Writer)Oh I must confess I am overdressed. Are you not impressed?