THINGS I'M A SLUT FOR

I say the phrase "I'm a slut for _____" at least once a day. Some may ask, why say you're a slut? Why not just say you love it? Because it's not just about loving it. It's about how I wouldn't pass up any opportunity involving it. When it comes to everything on this list I have very loose morals and very low standards.

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Guacamole

Really avocados in general but especially guacamole. I will eat guacamole anywhere at anytime with anything and anyone.

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Documentaries

You know that weird documentary on Netflix that has like a half a star? There's a good chance I've seen it.

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Sweaters

Preferably ones with animals on them

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Carrots

I eat carrots so often that I usually exceed the limit of Vitamin A that MyFitnessPal sets for me by at least 400%

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TV Shows

I fucking love TV. I will watch any show, from any channel at any time. Movies are cool, but oh man TV is thebomb.com.

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Converse

In high school I was know has the girl with all the Converse (I was also know for being a walking Harry Potter encyclopedia). At one point in my life I owned like 25 pairs. Any color, any pattern, any style, I'll buy it and wear it and work it. (I buy a lot of them second hand, I'm not stupidly rich)