How To Subvert Your Artistic Ambitions For A Marketing Job

Are you an aspiring artist? Are you ready for marketing agencies to harvest your burgeoning talent by luring you into their cabal of lies?
Well this quick and easy how-to-guide will streamline the process of subverting and spoiling your creative energy before you get a chance to share your unique vision with the world. Start making money now, instead of fulfilling your dreams later.
Part of the "Go Help Yourself" series of self-help books. With this series you get:

RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)