"Dear Sir, I
am writing regarding your Craigerator. You are an artist. A man who is
above the average "man" You have reset the bar for well,...bars.

I am a broke home brewer so I'm not asking to buy one, or to have you make me
one. I have no money for I brew all my own beer (and I'm married)
I just wanted to thank you for making the Holy Grail or Arc of the Covenant of
kegs. For making life a little better. I sir, thank you.