Skeptical Limericks contest

It’s the start of a new month, and you know what that means: Skepchick Contest Extravaganza!

The contest for this month is Skeptical Limericks. For example, you can make up any limerick about your favorite Skepchick (just so you know ahead of time, it’s hard coming up with things that rhyme with Rebecca :D), science topic, or science podcast/website/organization etc. You can also use the limericks to mock conspiracy theories, pseudo-science, Syliva Browne, or anything woo that gets your goat.

The contest will end on March 17th. Keeping with the theme for that day, the prize for the best limerick is a personalized signature cocktail recipe created by our very own Skepchick Elyse! For those who are under the legal drinking age, Elyse will create a personalized signatre non-alcoholic cocktail receipe.

As with the last contest, put your limericks in the comment section of this post. At the end of the contest run, we will post the all-time favorite winner!

With a divining rod Bob was rich and Handy
Those in need paid and proclaimed him Dandy
One day dousing for water he grabbed a hold of his dick
The crowd proclaimed Bob a fraud and a little bit sick
After a smart young lad knew to call the Amazing Randy

A guy named JOHNEA13
Wrote limericks always quite clean.
Great in the clinches
With his mighty 12 inches
What a sight to be seen.
[All-right , All-right since you all are a bunch of skeptics I’ll admit I’m lying ………….
my limericks are not always clean.]