What is Tits Machine?

Tits Machine meaning Old-school term for a kick-ass aircraft, usually a fighter, that consisted of little more than an airframe, minimal avionics, and a huge engine or two. The F-8 Crusader was universally accepted as a tits machine. The F-14 Tomcat was also widely accepted. Today’s modern electronic video game fighters like the F/A-18 Hornet will never be in the same ballpark.