On April Fools Day, my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up a level to borderline psychosis.

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likes to spend this day remembering all of the idiots who have come and gone in my life.

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is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay or shenanigans today. Don't even think about it.

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Gullible people should just avoid Facebook for the next 24 hours.

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"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." ~Jack Handey