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I see everything in Black and White

It’s either a yes or a no answer. If you don’t know, just say I don’t know. It takes longer for you to prove your point/theory than it does to admit you don’t know. That’s how simple this ever needs to be.

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I blog just for fun. I’m not interested in money or fame. I like being known, but that’s not being famous. At least not to me, anyway. I dont want pictures of me on your walls. Just hear me out and mention my name when it seems fit.

Something witty, something borrowed.

I love comedy. I’m always coming up with something witty. At least it is for me. I always make myself laugh. I think that’s one of the keys to life. Laugh. Laugh at something original and something witty. It’s great. I was asked why I titled my blog, Something Witty, Something Borrowed. I have never thought about that to be honest. It was one of the first things that come to my mind. I have some theories. Here they are.

The original idea of something witty, something borrowed.

You know when a bride get’s married, she needs something that is old, something new, something borrowed & something blue. I don’t know why I know that. Regardless, I do know that and it was part of the main thought process. I was writing down ideas for the title of my blog, and I had four things. Something witty, something borrowed, something random and that weird guy who blogs about something. I saw those 4 things, and it reminded me of the phrase that starts with something borrowed something new. I took the top two results and put them together. That’s where it came from. So yes, my blog does know it’s baby daddy.

Something Witty

I mentioned that I love to laugh. I listen to a lot of comedians. After a few hours, it usually fuels me to start writing my own comedy jokes. I usually tweet them and see if people like / share them. They don’t by the way. After a week goes by, I usually take one or two tweets and turn them into an original blog post with humor. So that’s my something witty.

Something Borrowed

I have some friends who write their own blogs. Odd right? I know. I like helping my friends. So I’ve started writing my shared blog section. It’s my personal thoughts about my friends and then I borrow their biography. That’s where the something borrowed came from.

What’s This Blog About?

This is my personal blog that talks about everything and anything. Usually, I write blog posts that are witty. Sometimes I'll borrow someone's story and share it with you.

I started blogging because I have ideas in my head. Until I share them with someone, they are all I can think about. Blogging helps me. In more ways than one, but you get the idea. My posts are 100% original in every way. I hope you enjoy.

Something we all enjoy

Reno, eNVy

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