Anonymous: Chris Angel walked on water too. Jesus already returned as chris angel and left you behind. Kill yourself.

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Bansheeflyer: As far as we know, Jesus or God never existed. People don't walk on water because God makes them...the walk on water because they found a way to make their body less dense than water.

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Anonymous: he typed walkonwater in his command promt

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Anonymous: not with that grammar obviously.

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Anonymous: he was drunk, alchohal makes us all do weird ass shit....trust me

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Nickeh43: Maybe he was actually one of those little insects (or was it a frog?) that has a density less than that of water (or some shit), and when it runs quickly it doesn't break the water's surface... yep, that was jesus

Anonymous: "Jesus walked on water" means that he is going in the winter on a freezy lake :D

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Anonymous: ice in the near east? he never walked on water! they all took too much alcohol and drugs in this time...

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Anonymous: TROLL SUCKING YOU AT

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cogent: He knew where the rock were.

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TitsMagoo: I'd prefer to ask WHY the fuck bother walking on water? Would me much cooler to fly through the air or just fucking !!POOOF!! into existence. Walking on water was kinda 'old skool'. Besides, it didn't happen or those religious zealots would have chucked rocks at him for being a demon.

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Ozzy Osbourne: I would have turned the bloody water into blood and then fucking bathed in it. Fucking Jewish poofter.

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Anonymous: becouse jesus used chakra control, obvious

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Anonymous: same fuckin way chris fuckin angel did...........MAGIC

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maynard462: if god exsists, then why the fuck didn't he just teleport? i mean...if i could walk on water, i'm pretty sure i could find a way to teleport

Anonymous: The story of Jesus walking on water is just a story. Like Thomas the steamengine. It isn't a true event. It just teaches a lesson. Thats what the whole bible/koran/ Wahtever your religious text is. A long list of lessons to live a decent life. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

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Anonymous: fictitious people can do anything

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Anonymous: IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION, "WATER" IS DEFINED TO MEAN PEOPLE. SO IN ESSENSE JESUS WALKED ON THE PEOPLE WHO WERE WALKING IN DARKNESS .....IGNORANT.

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Anonymous: I read this book once about a hobbit who did some cool stuff and things, it's really cool because since it's a book it's got to be true so I'm thinking one day I can become a hobbit and do cool stuff and things.

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de profundis: surfing...lol

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Flarp: Hey Christians, if angry pickle relish, anal ball bust, chatanooga! You fail because of slippery boopash! I figure since none of these are making a shit bit of sense I'd sing along.

Anonymous: Here is what happened. Jesus (pronounced hay-zeus, for the record) snuck across the border from Mexico by crossing a river. He found life was better up north, and he wondered..... what if I go farther north? So he snuck right up to Canada. Only it was very cold, so instead of swimming he just walked right across the river, which was frozen. The bible doesn't say liquid water. Just saying.

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been there bangin': am disappoint

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Anonymous: Hey Christian: who wrote the bible?

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Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were......

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Anonymous: @1328129091609 The King James version was written anonymously by british authors under the direction of King James. These authors loosely tanslated prior texts with great artistic license. Given the time period, the quality of the work and the fact that King James had closed the playhouses because he viewed them to be dens of impropriety, scholars widely believe Shakespear wrote a good bit of it.

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Anonymous: maybe it was not exactly walking more like swimming and then it was the dead sea and not really crawling

Anonymous: to all christian dipshits phase walk on water in that era actually meant walking along the river bank beside the water. its another example how a book that has been rewritten and edited 14 times convinces dickhead that religion is real

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Anonymous: Perhaps religion is not real, but God is. And this is coming from an agnostic atheist, who knows for sure he doesn't know if God is real.

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Anonymous: He walked on water because there was no pavement.

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Anonymous: god is fake and so is jesus , adults shouldn't believe in imaginary friends

Anonymous: hey 0348 how the fuck did you come to that conclusion??? you almost sound like a christian because somebody might have proves religon wrong and all you can do is make up shit to try and say it is

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Anonymous: stage diving

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liplocker_code3: I can walk on water, too! In December.

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Anonymous: he waited until winter, then he walked on water,

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Anonymous: People misunderstand: he "wokked" on a kitchen range! Loaves and fishes! Disgusting!

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Hello I'm a Mac: He Didn't !!

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Anon365: Did you see him, or did you read it from a book?

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Anonymous: jeebus can walk on water while you are reading a book even when dead (and shoot you with hebrew or greek or latin while you're at it even if (s)he didnt write it)

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Anonymous: and why if he was so fucking amazingly magical did he let a few romans nail his arse to a cross!!! What a useless cunt...walk on water, he was stoned and thought the field was an ocean....

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Anonymous: float like a fish, sting like a wasp

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Anonymous: these "hey atheists" posts CANT be real? no-one can be that fucking stupid, right?

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Anonymous: Whaddaya mean "if"?

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Anonymous: Just another Lie !!

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Anonymous: ^^^Hey, Chemotherapy, have you ever heard the term “troll”?

Anonymous: Humans came from the easter bunny. Animals came from the tooth fairy

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Aalfred666: no its not check mate. i dont belive we as humanity evolved on this planet. take a moment and look around you. no other animal on this planet can create what we can create, god is the name of our mother ship that crashlanded here millions of years ago.

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Anonymous: ^^lulz were had

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Anonymous: Tha fucking MAGIC up in this bitch! That's where!...

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Anonymous: no one really knows, giggle dick.

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CreepisKryp: Aalfred666, Perhaps these Alien Ancestors of Humans were "The Old Ones" that came from that PRE-GENESIS Darkness. Wouldn't that be cool? Playing "Imagination" is fun. ;D

zbloh: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

God: I do exist and to make a long story short, I fell off my sky palace. So all christians are required to send money to me (God), 868 Poling Farm Road, Bellevue, NE 68005 (Leave untraceable cash in a brown paper bag behind the drain pipe around back).

Anonymous: Hey everyone, if Trolls posts threads about Athiests or Gods, why to you answer?

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Anon57: ^ Get with the program, all threads are troll threads. God, Niggers, Mudslimes, Eurofags, Americunts etc..If you are expecting something else.. You're on the wrong site.

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Anonymous: monkeys

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Fuck Chinkys: The same endless void of stupidity most Theist thought comes from

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Anusnymus: From apes, u monkey monks, bonobos fuck, shimps fight, we do both but talk and write bout it patheticly

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Jesus: My son, Trolling on /b/ is a sin for any true Christian, now you will burn in the hellfire for even attempting to view this satanic and sinful site

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Wr104Gamma: Unless you would rather believe that you are descendants from a reptillian alien race, science would indicate that you descended from apes.. Mutant gene makes some of us ginger or white or mormon

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Anonymous: MONKEYS!!!!!!!! FUCK U

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Anonymous: Pretty sure the stupidy of this comment is obvious, seriously we evolved, were not just created its a load of shit

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Anonymous: hey, if god created humans.. how did HE do it? magic?

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Anonymous: men evolved from monkeys, and god created men in his own image. so god is a monkey!

George: So...you're trying to say that "God" "created" Adam, then "created" Eve from "nothing?" Why, then, are Adam and Eve depicted with "bellybuttons?"

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George: But...I do agree with Aalfred666 and zbloh, though.

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Anonymous: My question is... Where did god come from? now I think that sir, is checkmate.

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Anonymous: ^well said sir!!

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Bubble: GOD DONT REAL

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Leeroy: I don't know what to believe in. Christianity starts from an almighty being that existed forever, and Atheism is everything started because it did. Neither make sense

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Anonymous: Science proves that bacteria built up and we came up as monkeys and so on and so forth. And the reason why people arnt still turning from monkeys is because we are humans now, a human isnt gonna have a baby monkey. Check and mate.

Lickathesplit: You know what i think ? I think you've watched so many treads seeing christians being slaughtered by atheists logic, that you finally came up with this lame one, the answer is :They evolved from the creatures before them, and they evolved from the creatures before them, and so on, and so on..Use your internet before you start asking.

Anonymous: ^^ Duh! Another deity who is at least ten times as powerful. All religious fags worship lesser deities who pretend to have created the universe. My god, Mortok the Mighty created your gods! Check and mate!

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Anonymous: P-O-T-A-T-O

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Anonymousis: Pot a to what?

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The Original Spoon: If Christians didn't exist then how would God wipe his ass?

Anonymous: I question if humans exist, so why the fuck would I beleive a god would exist?

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Chanonymous: The bible says adam and eve had kids, then their kids had kids. Adam and eves grandkids are either the product of incest or human-ape hybrids or he created more humans from clay. New humans would be without A&Es sin so wouldn't fuck A&Es kids. The bible says incest is wrong. Therefore the bible proves we are decended from apes.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: One day long ago, god took a humongous shit (with corn) and flung his poop into the emptiness of the void, creating everything including us. When I fling my poop, it's a prayer to god, the original poop flinger. Amen.

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: We are stardust, we are god's poop.

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Anonymous: ^what became of the corn?

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Anonymous: We evolved from monkeys and chimps

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Anonymous: The strangest sexual fetish in todays day and age is the heterosexual missionary position.

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Anonymous: hey theists, Fuck off. check and mate

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Anonymous: So God made humans? He made men, he made women, he made homosexuals, he made lesbians, he made shemales, he made them in all kind of colors. So why he makes that humans hate eachother so much for what the others are?

Anonymous: "GOOD" is in hearts, "god" is just a made up word in a book 2000+ years ago, to give more primitive peoples summst to be scared of. THE FACT THAT it also works on modern day people? well, that says an awful lot about those people.

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Anonymous: *..summat to be scared of

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Anonymous: you idiots get over it. There is a god and he loves everybody. LOVE is god! GOD is love! Forget christians, muslims, jews and all the other religions, they try to act as intermediary. not necessary. god is in your heart.

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Anonymous: if you got a tool it got a body. if it gots a body it will die sooner or later. if it got interfaces it will have error exception and exception handling. dieu reconnaitra les siens - there will always be pain next to existence.

Anonymous: Actually, the bing bang is a theory. Nobody claims it is a certain and undeniable truth. But, to answer your question, there was no earth to destroy before the bang. To keep it simple, the earth and everything else is debris from the bang

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Anonymous: Christians amaze me with thier lack of common sense

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Anonymous: if they had common sense they wouldn't be a christian

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gmode: i am a Christian and you newfags obviously have no sense - common or otherwise

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Anonymous: anybody who believes anything for no good reason is a moron, and unfortunately all religions involve doing this.

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Anonymous: I LOLED SO MUCH

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Anonymous: some people make such stupid meme's

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KarmaPickles: If we get to use retards for meme than at least we can do is let them make memes. potato

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Anonymous: because the erth was form by peices of the big bang, thus it did not exist during it, duh

Warg: Any Christians who adhere to a LITERAL belief in their own creation myth rather than a METAPHORICAL or ALLEGORICAL understanding cannot function in a world where SCIENTIFIC THEORY is understood as MAN'S CURRENT AND BEST UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE.

Anonymous: many christians understand that the big bang is simply our best theory yet and there is nothing in the bible that disproves it. the only problem is that the chances that it happend and everything afterward happend by chance with no (for lack of a better word) guidance seems very unlikely. so no were not all retards.

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Anonymous: also @Warg you are correct in a way and yet you are also wrong.

Anonymous: The earth was formed in the same way as the sun, planets, stars. At first the earth was a hot glowing ball of white hot gases with a temperature that was millions of degrees Fahrenheit. This was caused by particles of gases being drawn together and compressed, giving off a lot of heat. This happened millions of years ago. Finally the earth cooled down. The ball of gas slowed down from spinning an

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Anonymous: the color changed from white to yellow to red to not giving off any light at all. The earth contracted, getting smaller and the gases changed to liquid as they cooled. Heavier materials drew to the center of the earth. The heavier liquid settled at the middle of the earth. As the earth cooled more, a solid crust formed over the over the liquid material. As the crust cooled, it got wrinkled and bu

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Anonymous: The earth was created AFTER the big bang. Fucking moron.

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Einstein: Zat is so true, my friend....

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Jessica: I got banged last night and I exploded everywhere. I even saw stars.

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Anonymous: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you are not seriously that stupid?!? you clearly dont understand the big bang theory!

Bansheeflyer: Idiot Writer: Please post this after you pass the 3rd grade.

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Nickeh43: Wow, I think reading this made me lose brain cells, AND it wasted seconds of my life. FUCK you, whoever wrote this.

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Anonymous: Fail christfag is fail. THe big bang is what created the earth dumbfuck, it wasn't around when the big bang occurred.

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Anonymous: one word: TROLLL

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Anonymous: hey christians fuck all of you. you are all brain washed pieces of yank shit. STFU and get off 4chan i am sure your jesus is not to happy with your sick and polluted ass. get a mind of your own and stop being such dicky pricks.

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Anonymous: now you're just cheating

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Anonymous: You guys know the big bang theory was originally proposed by a catholic monk, right? Also the biblical creation is only impossible if A:Time is one dimensional (and we've proven it's not) and B: The 7 days of creation are consecutive (and it says that nowhere in the bible)

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Anonymous: You got me. I am a Christian now.

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Cogent: If God is real, then why is your life so empty that you pester people to make yourself feel better.

tokunbo: if you had some idea what you're talking about shit would'nt happen

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Anonymous: Christians: If God exists then why I don't care?

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jhenry922: big bang created hot dense cloud of ionized matter, matter cools after 10^7 years to form hydrogen, Hydrogen fuses to becomes heavy elements after 10^8 years, now there is solid material to form planets!! Earth didn't exist for anouther 10 billion years fools

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Joshwaaa: What he is trying to say is, as matter expanded as a result of the big bang, why haven't we expanded at the same rate as the universe surrounding us? If it were, earth would be able to easily hold the billions of mother fuckers that live packed in rooms like sardines.....

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Joshwaaa: u fools make me upset

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Bongochops: The Big Bang didn't happen. Just because the guy who said this spends his life dribbling in a wheelchair, doesn't mean you have to sympathy-believe him. God created Earth and trees and stuff, then he created tits(which he wanted to do first, but couldn't), then he created man, then he created kitchen, then he created woman to hang the tits on. It's not fucking rocket science

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Antiphon: @Bongochops I disagree. I thought god first made female ass, then vagina, then tits.

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Anonymous: Earth is shrapnel

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Anonymous: Why do we bother to learn and try to understand any of peoples religous shit if they dont bother to learn *anything* fact or science based outside of their own narrow views -_-

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jhenry922: Hawking didn't discover the BB, Hubble discovered red shift and that was the clue

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Anonymous: What a fucking moron.

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Anonymous: ^^^ yes, why do some people work so hard trying to understand the universe while a bunch of retards keep on trying to destroy everything with their shit from the cave age. just like some people on social help saying: "keep on working for us, dumbass, while we're having fun"

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Bongochops: @275102, yeh, but Hawking built the hubble in his shed. With his eyelids

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admackbar: holy shit you are stupid.... the big bang theory is supported by Christians, because it says there was a definite beginning... Steady State Theory and Cosmological Constant is supported by the atheists, NOT the big bang omfg you are stupid

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Greeft: Actually, jhenry922, Vesto Slipher discovered the existence of Doppler shift in the spectra of galaxies and Hubble used his Doppler measurements to show that the redshift increased with the distance of the galaxy thus proving the universe is expanding.

Lochcelious: People confuse the term theory with a scientific theory. To say something is "only a theory' is to debase it. A theory in said sense means it is a HYPOTHESIS. However, a SCIENTIFIC theory is tested, proven and true. For instance, the Theory of Evolution. We know evolution is real. The theory is WHY it occurs.

gookheadcrusher: now there's a sight to imagine... dinosaurs being raped by niggers

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WillieBillBob: WRONG! The dinosaurs became extinct less than 6000 years ago. Noah was loading his Ark, when Tyrone O' Saurus, and his mate were waiting in line to board, when Tyrone decided he wanted a snack, and gobbled up the last pair of the now extinct giant chickens. The Lord became angry at Tyrone, because the chickens were his favorite pets...

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WillieBillBob: ... So he confronted Tyrone and his mate, saying "That's the last fucking chicken wings you'll ever eat", and smote them both with a mighty disease known as the Black Plague. As they lay there dying, the devil appeared in the form of a southerner named Colonel Sanders, and removed the sickness from their bodies, However, he couldn't cure the charcoal color which the disease had inflicted upon...

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WillieBillBob: ... their skin, nor could it cure the unexplained craving the two remaining dinosaurs had for chicken wings... which is believed to be part of the curse called down on them by the Lord. Some believe the skin color came from wandering in the desert for millennia, searching for a home, which they eventually found in the Kingdom of Chicago, and it's surrounding territories.

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Anonymous: They didn't just suddenly disappear. They slowly evolved into much smaller forms like crocodiles, armadillos and Geico insurance salespersons.

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Anonymous: They didn't just suddenly disappear. They slowly evolved into jews.

AmusingMuse: Hey atheists, where did all the matter and energy for the big bang come from before the big bang, and before the before the big bang and so on and so forth. There has to be a starting point somewhere.

Anonymous: Why do you think monkeys haven't evolved? The monkeys we know today are most likely not the same monkeys that humans evolved from. Both species are different branches that have most likely evolved from a common ancestor. You might as well ask why there are still domestic cats when there are also lions and tigers and so on. Evolution goes into many directions.

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Mutt: We split off from them more than 6 million years ago and have both been evolving ever since. Point of interest: our crab lice are decended from gorilla lice.

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Anonymous: a better question - why does anybody sane treat religious fanatics as anything other than the self deluded RETARDS they obviously are?!

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Anonymous: I guess deep down, most people don't believe that religious people are that retarded and hope they are dealing with people who are just mildly retarded or just deeply ignorant. Unfortunately, most religious fags are complete nutcases who will never be able to understand anything.

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AmusingMuse: For starters: According to the bible God exists outside of time and space. According to the rules of physics matter and energy cannot exist outside of time and space. Secondly: just because I beleive in anything doesn't make me even mildly retarded it just makes me have hope that there is something better than a world that labels people as "religious fags".

Anonymous: Ok, here's the counter: God is a spirit, a being that exists beyond the confines of the laws of this existance. So, if a being is so powerful that it not only exists beyond the laws of physics but can also create such laws to keep the universe under control, why would the laws of physics be something that can be applied? Stop believing that the walls of your box are all powerful...

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The Evil Twin: I almost lulz

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Flarp: I just read that in a hispanic voice in my head. Fuck. I'm going to Disney hell, aren't I?

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Speedy Gonzalez: Que?

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Lickathesplit: AmuzingMuse 7662: interesting question.. Nucleus from atoms can and do change under certain curcomstances, chemical processes, fusion, etc. This means all matter did not exist in it's present state before the "Big Bang", If you go back long enough you can reduce it litteraly to "dust". The Energy however was always present as far as we can see now, it is my personal view that The Energy was/is..

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Lickathesplit: formed in giga clouds, and that all matter is a form of residu from colliding clouds, like in storms.. To me, it seems that The Energy's have and are using this Matter and Matter obviously "uses" The Energy. f.e., in nature a bee gets food from a flower, and the pollom gets spread by the bee..Where The Energy's came from i don't know,

Anonymous: @AmusingMuse Just as there is no south beyond the south pole, there was nothing before the big bang, according to Hawkins. But just as you can observe nothing in a vacuum, you must then define what nothing is. There are many theories out there but I believe science will eventually answer most of the mysteries the universe has to offer. Religion however won't because it claims to already be true.

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Anonymous: @AmusingMuse If a god(s) exists, he/she/it/they are unlike any religious deity that humans have imagined. Thats why religion is wrong. Not to mention it has innumerable negative effects.

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Anonymous: ^ Anon above for prez.

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Anonymous: @AmusingMuse Ever wonder why many religions consider December 25th to be significant? Winter Solstice, that is all. Every religion is a flawed attempt to explain the world with adequate evidence.

Anonymous: Why not ask something thought-provoking? Like, if God wanted to, could he commit suicide? Or, could he create a boulder so large that not even he himself could move it? Whether he can or can't - either way he is not allmighty

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Lickathesplit: ^ Eh, according to present fysics you can't un-be !! More interesting would be : If the Devil commits suicide, where would he go to ? or given his persistent faggotry shouldn't he have won the battle with god allready by forcing his scentists to build a device that tears the fabric of space apart. i.o.w. ; surrender or FFUUU !!

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Anonymous: All attainable information was created upon the "big bang" and so it is impossible to predict what was (if anything) before it. Although unless you believe in magic, something must have always existed since matter/energy (really the same thing) cannot be created or destroyed.

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g-man: Casimir effect= free energy

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Lickathesplit: ^^ impossible at this moment with our current knowledge, technology & understanding of the universe, but it is inevitable that 'we' as a species, over time, will come to know the answers of the questions that were born in our our imagination. t.b.c.

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Lickathesplit: For the matter/energy thing being the same are your words... It is my personal view that they live in some kind of symbiose(s) with eachother, haven't got the space to explain my thoughts however, and in my comments above i didn't explain it right, drama, drama, drama...

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Anonymous: Who fucking cares?

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Greeft: Hey Atheists, if sausages are clairvoyant how come brake discs aren't amoeba? I think you'll find that is check and mate on this argument.

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danielsimba: hey chrissians, if all chrissians are supposed to love that son of a god, then why the pope-hole love preteen boys ??

Anonymous: My shrink says I have no empathy for anyone.... and I have no fear of death... go figure.

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Draugh: Suicide is a mortal sin depending on who you ask. Something about throwing god's gift of life back in his face and getting sent to hell.

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Anonymous: THE DIE AN ETERNAL DESTRUCTION....TO BE NO MORE ...TO NOT BE IN GOD'S REMEMBERENCE IS WHY I DONT WANT TO "DIE" WITHOUT ACCEPTING THE GIFT OF HAPPY EVERLASING LIFE THROUGH JESUS' OBIDENCE TO THE CREATORS WILL.

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Anonymous: If suicide wasn't a sin everyone would be killing themselves and if everyone is dead the Vatican can't make their money.

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Anonymous: same reason u dont get ner a blonde

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ThelemicMage: lol 3783. If you're not trolling, you got your fuckin balls trolled through your intestines on this one.

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Anonymous: not all christians are certain they will go to heaven. they don't want to face that uncertainty.

ID Sammich: The reason the church told me was "so we can spread the love of God to as many people as we can before we pass." I lol'd

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Anonymous: <- um doesnt really mention suicide. it simply asks why so many fear death when they claim to have faith in an afterlife. btw you can have Faith right now for a handfull of ones at your local titty bar.

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Leashedhate: Yes, pleas go have dinner with jehosephats, or whatever fucking metaphor gets you OFF the highway.

Anonymous: GOD BRINGS LIFE NOT DEATH,,,, TO SIN IS TO DIE ( BE NO MORE ). SUICIDE BEING AN UNFORGIVABLE SIN IS ERROR, IT WAS CREATED BY THE MERCHANTS WHO CONTROL THE KING WHO IN TURN CONTROLS THE PRIEST WHICH TELLS THE PEOPLE WHAT TO BELIEVE AND THAT ONLY TO PREVENT THE LOSS OF YOUR LABOR AND TAXES TO THE MERCHANTS, AND KINGS,.

StormTrooper: I'll be honest. I'm Christian and I'm fucking scared to die if I'm not "good enough" to get to heaven.

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Anonymous: Well, you just sinned so have fun in hell if it exists ;P

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Anonymous: ^9500 It's not a question of being good enough, for all have fallen short of the glory of God... but if you believe in Him, then it's by grace that you'll have everlasting life

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Greeft: That's one of the main problems I have with organised religion StormTrooper; the fact that they try to control people through the use of fear.

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Lickathesplit: ^^ You've just killed my brain by it's unabillity to grasp the enormousness of your stupidity... By writing down this utter mindless and repetitive chant you deserve to die 'ya fuckin' zombie, not a happy newyear to you. Only one remedy pops up : Buy a big fucking magnet, wipe it back & forth over your brain & hope it gets blanked so you can start over. for fucks sake man...

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Anonymous: ^ your brain by it is unability? what

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Lickathesplit: ^It's not my language asshole, you speak & write Nederlands, then we can communicate in Dutch.... Thought so....

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Anonymous: ^ Not my language either, and I don't tell you to speak my own native one. It's = it is. Not that hard.

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Lickathesplit: Sprechen sie Deutsch fielleigt ? Par le vous Francais ? Habla Español ? Me neither, but the day i get a 24 hr. ban for bad grammar is still about 2 weeks away, so bare with me, i'm correcting as much as possible

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Anonymous: ^ Actually it's on the 3rd, which is 2 days from now. Lern2english, lern2maths.

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Lickathesplit: Hahaha, didn't know that, i saw so many things, a day for sobriety, a day for pr0n, etc.. Learning English is mostly checking my spelling before i submit a comment, the math is o.k. because i just did a test before i was accepted, remember ?

Daddy: Any "god" that would send someone to hell is a fucking douchebag, eternal damnation for what years of fucking up? I've said it before and I'll say it again, if there is a heaven and I don't get in because I'm not religious I'm telling god to fuck himself and Jesus to let me get some of dat sweet sweet palm lovin'.

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Lickathesplit: And if there is a heaven and i'm not getting in, i'll join the suicide bomber team of the other side.. Satan Akhbar !!

Anonymous: i dont see why atheists hate christians...what have the christians done to make the atheists hate us so badly..what does it matr what we believe...its not like were stickn a gun to your head and forcing u to go to a service on sunday mornings

Phadrus: Where does it say in the Bible that you can't kill yourself and it's a sin?

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djh123: ^^^^well if you love the Lord with all your heart.. you wouldn't commit suicide..^^^ he commands us to love him..

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Phadrus: Dear Anon>> Atheists see you as living in a fantasy land. Hence, US policy is somewhat based on Christian teachings. If a number of nuclear mushroom clouds rose over Israel, as horrible as that would be, there would be a number of Christians that would see a silver lining on those nuclear clouds. Anyone else want to explain this more???

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Lickathesplit: I am no scientist but the way i see it ; a cluster of black holes suck up and crush inwards all matter/energy, since there is no decline of matter/energy a critical crush point will be reached .. The only reaction against inward crushing is i believe outward exploding or expanding .. It is said that during the big expansion all matter expanded at the same time at that moment .. t.b.c.

Anonymous: If God is real, then why are people following verbatim a bible that was written 200 years after Jesus bit the bullet?

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Anonymous: I'd have to say that, according to the bible, this is actually inacurate. Christians only live to do God's will, of course if they live or die, that's not their own choice, but God's

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MrPerspective: I don't have a problem with believers. I just have a problem with bleating hypocrite bigot fanatics trolling my doorstep. And imposing their own arbitrary ways on other people. Such as their tight-ass backwards "morals" fucking up the 1st Amendment under the excuse of "obscenity".

Anonymous: They do, but suicide is a mortal sin so they have to wait it out. It's clear that they want to die what with all their talk of the End Times and the Rapture

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Anonymous: The Rapture? That's Debbie Harry, right?

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Anonymous: No, it's a city under the sea.

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Anonymous: I'm gonna convince myself all the christfag stuff is true just before I die, just in case it is, so I can sneak into heaven and troll.

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Anonymous: All people are born with doubt in their mind. Quit asking stupid questions like these, because 99% of the people around this place tend be atheist liberal cunts. Appealing to the masses? You'd make a good politician.

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InternetH8Machine: I like women because breasts

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Anonymous: god is the earth, the earth is real, god creates all this wonderful tsunamis and all, the ionosphere is somehow part of god too, but im not ready for heaven which is underground, thank you very much, although all those nice little whitey beings xtians call angels (if they arent some symbols for elemental fluids) might taste fine somehow i'd rather have them in my tequila

Anonymous: More of a skeptic than an atheist. I wouldn't go as far to say there is no God, after all, lets say you believe in God, but he doesn't exist ending result nothing happens. Don't believe and God exists, your fucked.

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Anonymous: wtf are you retarded.... the big bang was the start of everything, fucking earth wasnt there twat face

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veranet: because the idea of an invisible wizard in the sky is dumber than a chocolate-egg-laying bunny

zbloh: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree....

so_what_if___: religion explains reality through silly myths. science explains reality with facts. religion kills to perserve its dominant tyrani. the first thing a religions nut does when you go against him or her, they HISS LIKE SNAKES and threaten and try to dominate you. religion cant go to hell, it IS hell!

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Anonymous: Cause Jesus is a fag

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Jesus: ^Wow i agree^

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Anonymous: its called a brain. some ppl find it useful

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dmx: Do atheist really think of themselves as very smart and intelligent?

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dmx: No one can really force a person what and what not to believe, so i don't see what the big deal is, there is no reason to be defensive. You are responsible for choosing which side you belong. God accepts and honors that.

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hodenbengel: god farted in my mouth when i was six and asleep and then he raped me, disguised as my uncle Tom. he then sent an Angel, disguised as mom, to shit in my mouth and to tell me that god wants me to become roman-catholic.

Anonymous: Because I refuse to allow 'churches' to make me do what they want and pay them for it. When you're in church hoping you don't fart during a moment of silence, I'm sitting by the pool with beer.

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Anonymous: because the world is going to shits and "god" is either not real, or doing this to us for sum sick reason

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Anonymous: cuz they took my job

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Anonymous: Cause I saw that Christians (and most of the religious people) are stupid

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Anonymous: Because I'm not an idiot.

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thmen464: I'm not and will never be

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Anonymous: because GOD is an asshole

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Anonymous: Why not

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Anonymous: because there is no God..and if there is one, he/she/it doesn't give a f*ck about us..

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Anonymous: If you don't believe in god then don't call him an asshole

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Anonymous: ^ Santa isn't real either, and I can call him a nice guy for delivering presents. Just like that, god is a fucking asshole. And so are you for telling me what I can call a make-believe entity.

Anonymous: Most of the comments only assert either: 1. That God doesn't interact with us the way you expect him too... and/or 2. That you disagree with Religions (or more specifically with Christianity). I believe God exists, but that NONE of the so-called "Religions" have it quite right.

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Anonymous: Why do so many Athiests always equate "God" with "Christianity"? Belief in God doesn't equal Christianity, dumb fags!! Or any other Religion for that matter. Learn to separate the two!! The question isn't "Why aren't you a Christian?", it is "Why are you an Athiest?"

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Anonymous: ^ Because there is not even the slightest evidence to support such incoherent and absurd claim. Also, it would be nice for religious retards to remember that a fundamental principle of logic is that when one makes an assertion it is their sole responsibility to prove that the assertion is true. Whoever is hearing the proposition has no logical burden whatsoever.

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Antiphon: cause i aint into little boys.

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Anonymous: Because God doesn't exist.

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Anonymous: cause I'm not stupid enough to be conned for my whole life, waiting for heaven while I give up my power to the priest class.

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Anonymous: I'm not an atheist, I just don't believe in stupid shit like the easter bunny or jesus.

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Anonymous: place a loaded gun next to your ugly head and all of a sudden you believe in God you stupid shits

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God: People who believe in me are retarded. I wish I could do something but I only exist in the imagination of many.

Anonymous: Cause I like the NFL, and Bacon and shitting on the lawn... In otherwords I have better things to do on Sundays.....

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Leat: Because religion is for faggots

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Anonymous: Dmx the religious have had thousands of years to ram this crap down our throats, and make horribly antisocial ideologies. now its our turn, you had your fun in the sun now shut up or we'll burn you at the stake for not not believing.

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Dmx: ^Communists have already proven that being an atheist doesn't give you any kind of advantage, political, economical, social, intellectual. So what's the advantage of becoming an atheist ZERO. So it is as you say, it's your turn to be zero.

Anonymous: because one of the most intelligent person in the world, stephen hawking, also came to the conclusion that god doesn't exists

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Anonymous: BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

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Anonymous: Because I can believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life forms waaay before I can accept the all seeing/knowing, white bearded, chillin-on-a-cloud-cushion, sky-wizard (or variation thereof, depending on your local affiliation)

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Anonymous: because my life sucks. i never got laid, i sound cool with it every time i explain here at c4c sophisticatedly why, and my dick is no more than 2 inches, im white btw.

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Anonymous: ^ Zombie Jesus loves you!

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Anonymous: ^ also, i let my wife get fucked by 5 black men at once then video tape it.

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failtrollisfail: because rorshach is always right

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Anonymous: ^^^^ beware! all losers become religious after a while...

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Jovi: ^^I loves the rorshach. "There's good, and there's evil and evil must be punished."

Lickathesplit: Because after roughly 4.000 religions (read a book of world history) you fuckers still don't know what, who, and where you are, the why you leave to your god.. I am 40 and have a better understanding of what and why life is then your millions of years combined.. FFFFUUUUU suckers..!!

Anonymous: Because there is nothing in what to belive. Please, would you belive in a "Spirit" that you cant see and claims to have created you?? There is more chance to have been created from the ass of a freaking monkey than that thing you religius peeps call "God"

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Anonymous: If God exist, he is a pedo. I dont like Pedo's, so i dont like God.

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emcee: take a look at the bible. Spiderman is more believable

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rock: I do however believe in Santa.Is that philosphically inconsistent?God is a comedian,if you havent got a sense of humour you are already living in hell.

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???: Why are you an idiot?

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Aetherys: How can anyone believe in something for which there is no empirical evidence whatsoever? Belief without reason is a dangerous thing. Besides, if there is a god, fuck him. He failed. Look around. Who would worship the creator of this miserable fucking place?

Englishwoman: Because If the Bible is the word of God, and they believe everything in the bible is true, they ACTUALLY believe a man lived inside a whale. Ergo atheist have more intelligence, we know thgat is a ridiculous concept.

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Anonymous: believe in invisible friends are stupid... many ppl in the past and acatully start a war for that stupid gods-friends

Greeft: Religious people are always using the "prove my god doesn't exist" gambit. Well Jewfags, Christfags and Islamfags here's a challenge, you prove that any of the other gods DO NOT exist and I will use your method to prove that your god is an illusion too!

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Anonymous: the truth content of our theories, even the best of them, cannot be verified by scientific testing, but can only be falsified. Again, in this context the word 'falsified' does not refer to something being 'fake'; rather, that something can be (i.e., is capable of being) shown to be false by observation or experiment. Some things simply do not lend themselves to being shown to be false, and therefo

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Anonymous: ...re I cannot make the claim that it would be false that I have never sucked a cock.