I have a problem. You probably do too, if you're a gamer. I'm talking about the inability to stop using life-restoring phoenix downs. But, that's just something in a video game. What if they actually existed, what if we could use phoenix downs in real life?

They would probably be abused—no different than a drug, I'm guessing! Hence, this funny fake PSA by Cracked on the dangers of phoenix down abuse. Check it out: