Ghost Problems

I have ghost problems I am hoping the GB community can help me with. There is a ghost in my basement who wont leave me alone. He keeps moaning about how he is hungry, but everyone knows that ghosts cant eat. What should I do?

I know the chances of a Ghost Problems / Time Rock crossover done by the Ghost Problems creative team, and a Time Rock / Ghost Problems crossover done by Giant Bomb are about as unlikely as it gets, but...yeah.