The only facepalm rage guy was female, so I made a male version.

Me a few years back at a
restaurant in my hometown of Ccna , a chaff? Pit? With ICE
Lawrence, Kansas on a random Cream strands 19311? groton right
Sunday. EDW-
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Cherry Pie A La
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4 weird laws
In one state you have to have a license or special card to have a goatee
In Las Vegas it is illegal to ride a camel
In another city it is illegal to marry a lunatic or insane person
Another It illegal to make fun of an idiot
These are all real