Just when you thought is was impossible for the starwars nerd in your life to get even Closer and More intamit with the source material.This Han Solo frozen in Carbonite soap will wash you of your bodily filth but probably not your sins after you have had your way with this perfectly replicated pose of Harrison Ford’s character from the 1983 classic Return of the Jedi. You never go ass to mouth but I am sure Han won’t mind. He’ll clean you right out. (Via neatorama)

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