Steve. Pray to me if you must. Be warned though that my youngest lives up the road from Anfield and his pub based inside track rarely fails. Bloody miracle so it is.

Sorry LH, football takes priority in any debate surrounding our new religion. That's real football, not that you get south of your border with body armour and advert breaks, but the natural god ordained game.

Any road up. Arthur C Clarke said that any advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic. He also said something about the advantages of living in Sri Lanka bit we can draw a veil over that. ..