Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

The imitation Ricardo Montalban/George Takai phony phone call that Howard Stern plays (some other DJ did it) is one of the best phony phone calls of all time.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

Would you please change your signature, Jennie? It's beneath you.

Originally Posted by ByTheWay,

If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

Originally Posted by Jenniehoo

Captncrazy I get you confused with Crazzzz. Why does everyone have to be so goddamn crazy here? What the fuck is this, Wonderland?

Sorry; it's a nickname I got in college-11 years ago. My friend used to call everyone "captn" something-captn retard, captn jackass, captn moron....I inherited "crazy" after a tequila-laden night at Craigs Place in Old Town Scottsdale. Patron is bad.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

The imitation Ricardo Montalban/George Takai phony phone call that Howard Stern plays (some other DJ did it) is one of the best phony phone calls of all time.

La Ren de Blanc

Originally Posted by captncrzy

Sorry; it's a nickname I got in college-11 years ago. My friend used to call everyone "captn" something-captn retard, captn jackass, captn moron....I inherited "crazy" after a tequila-laden night at Craigs Place in Old Town Scottsdale. Patron is bad.

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

Originally Posted by breakjaw

La Ren de Blanc

Believe it or not...I'm going on a Star Trek cruuuuise.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

Would you please change your signature, Jennie? It's beneath you.

Is that a pun? If so, you're funny. If not, you're amusing in general.

I'll work on changing it. Quick - be funny.

Sorry; it's a nickname I got in college-11 years ago. My friend used to call everyone "captn" something-captn retard, captn jackass, captn moron....I inherited "crazy" after a tequila-laden night at Craigs Place in Old Town Scottsdale. Patron is bad.

I like the nickname Capt'n. I like "chief" more, I think. I wouldn't mind if my nickname was Capt'n Nuttypants or something like that, I guess, though.

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

I call my best friend's husband "Chief Cums In His Pants".

I think you can guess what his problem is...

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

Oh, I've let it fly in front of him a couple of times. He's a jerkoff.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

You know...I don't think this is really Ricardo Montalban.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

I love that someone put a Coors Light can in the Alien doll's hand

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

Re: The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

It's "Young, wet bitches".

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?