Dave's a happy, happy guy this evening. Partly because I have completely recovered now from Finals Syndrome. :o)
Thought I'd share some of the happiness with you by giving you the QOTM winners for April. (Be not in any way
deceived by the fact that it is my duty to share the winners with you anyway as Quotemeister :o)
And so, we offer hearty congratulations to the Theist Quote of the Month winner for April 1999 with fourteen votes . . .

Radelster!

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(In response to:)
>Why do you assume the Bible is correct?
"Because if we don't, then WHO WILL??? Something in this world has to be correct, why not the Bible?"
Written by radelster

Nominated by McBryan, seconded by raven1

Second place is claimed by Eric's number 5, and third place by Geoff's number 1, with 9 and 7 votes respectively. It
should be noted that Geoff's quote was an unusual theist quote in that it was nominated for its insight and
intelligence rather than its ridiculity.

Congrats to all nominees. May the IPU have mercy on your souls! Following is the nomination and voting record for
April.

--1--
"Faith seems a bit like dandruff and halitosis - some have it and some
don't. My difficulty, if you can call it that, is that the nicest
people seem not to have it............. Just look at the mad mullahs,
the American baptists and the Irish Catholics. They are scarcely
housetrained. Reason, or even compassion, just don't seem to enter into
their understanding. I wonder what God Himself thinks about our
approaches to religion and faith."
Written by Geoff

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--6--
"GOD gave 10 Commandments and Laws in Old Testament to us to keep. To
let us know that we cannot keep them."
Written by YJK

Nominated by Nemo, seconded by Bill Felton

VOTES: 2
Mickey Malkin
Dave Holloway

* * * *
--7--
"The reason most atheist folks cannot tolerate Christians is they are hypocrites."
Written by YJK

Nominated by John Hattan, seconded by Aaron Spielman

VOTES: 4
Sleepy
Eric
Nemo
John Hattan

* * * *
--8--
"Your point is well taken. By "proof," I mean that the Bible states
that Paul met Jesus."
Written by Orlando

Nominated by Scott Davidson, seconded by raven1

VOTES: 1
Tukla

* * * *
--9--
"Of course it would be the Christian God! The God of Christianity is
the only God there is; if Christianity were completely false, and Islam
were the Holy truth, the God would still be the God of Christianity; it
would just be that Christianity would be a giant mistake."
Written by Keith Johnson

Nomianted by Scott Davidson, seconded by Dave Holloway

VOTES: 2
Treelo
Carl Funk

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--10--
"Pain for eternity is not funny and God the eternaly forgiving and
gracious has a very long memory for those who teach falsely about his
truths!!"
Written by Greg Kasarik

Nomianted by raven1, seconded by Dave Holloway

VOTES: 5
Andrew Kennedy
Stephen Knight
Wingedbeast
Mike Colby
Carin

* * * *
--11--
"And yes, guns are a weapon of assassination. Some people need
assassinating."
Written by Asaurus

Nominated by Treelo, seconded by Jack Thornton

VOTES: 1
Charles Ward

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--12--
(In response to:)
>Why do you assume the Bible is correct?
"Because if we don't, then WHO WILL??? Something in this world has to
be correct, why not the Bible?"
Written by radelster