Michael Douglas – the star of Basic Instinct and Fatal Attraction – has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Douglas, the husband of Catherine Zeta Jones, continued: "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

The actor, now 68, was diagnosed with cancer in August 2010, following many months of oral discomfort. But a series of specialists missed the tumour and instead prescribed antibiotics. Douglas then went to see a friend's doctor in Montreal who looked inside his mouth using a tongue depressor.

"I will always remember the look on his face," Douglas has previously said. "He said: 'We need a biopsy.' There was a walnut-size tumour at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen."

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Riiight.......none of those specialists ever looked into his throat or took any type of imagery. Then later in the story he apparently said more oral would help it. I'm smelling a bit of a Scientology aspect here.

HPV related cancer can happen to any of you guys.
I suppose you people aren't virgins right ?...Do you ever go down on your wife ? Any BJs from the wife ?... NO ?..

A majority of the world population is ALREADY infected by HPV. You and I already have it ! (unless you have no sex life , unless you're a virgin or , if you only had 1 sexual partner in your entire life.) Thing is , even if you do , your partner also has to be a virgin.

People often talk about HIV , AIDS , but HPV is what causes throat , tongue , penile cancer...And it's the # 1 cause of cervical cancer. (Men are responsible even if we're very faithful to our women). Because HPV can be dormant for several years in your body. Some of us have several HPVs.

There's 100's of HPVs....Most are benign. Men usually have no apparent symptomes , but you can get it just by kissing , even with a condom ! (all it takes , is skin to skin contact).

The good news , is that our immune system destroys it , but we still carry it and can potentially give it to someone else.

We still don't know why some HPVs are strong enough to cause cancer , but people who drink and smoke a lot , (and have a poor eating habit) , are more prone to have these types of cancer.

Michael Douglas was a heavy smoker (and he drank a lot too) and probably had HPV 16 or 18...(or at least a very virulent one) , the combination of the two , makes you a good candidate for HPV related cancers.

People who have a solid immune system shouldn't be paranoid about it though.

his statement confuses me. He said that the cause is also the cure? And he's making statements to the media that his wife is to blame for it in the first place?

He's a Jew anyways.

The statement is designed to be confusing.

Let's look at the statement again while I tear it apart and add my special
spin on his 'spin'.

Quote:

Michael Douglas – the star of Basic Instinct and Fatal Attraction – has revealed that his throat cancer was apparently caused by performing oral sex.

In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus." (1)
Douglas, the husband of Catherine Zeta Jones, continued: "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it." (2)

The actor, now 68, was diagnosed with cancer in August 2010, following many months of oral discomfort. But a series of specialists missed the tumour and instead prescribed antibiotics. Douglas then went to see a friend's doctor in Montreal who looked inside his mouth using a tongue depressor.

"I will always remember the look on his face," Douglas has previously said. "He said: 'We need a biopsy.' There was a walnut-size tumour at the base of my tongue that no other doctor had seen."

In statement (1) he tells the reporter he doesn't want to 'get too specific"
i.e I want to be vague and don't want follow up questions.

He then mixes truth with a half-truth. It true that oral sex can result
in exposure to HPV.

Cunnilingus is a form of oral sex.

However not all HPV exposure is caused by cunnilingus.

HPV exposure can also result from fellatio which would also cause this type of cancer.

Statement (2) says he needs to give more cunnilingus to get better.

I did a websearch and can't find any definitive Douglas religious beliefs however
in Eastern medicine they believe an imbalanced of 'yin and yang' the
male and female energies causes illness.

Quote:

In Chinese Medicine, Yang that is distorted is considered weak Yang because it has little or no healthy Yin balance. Such a state is the antithesis of all creation, as Mother Earth itself is considered Yin. Chinese Medicine teaches us that to strengthen weak Yang, you first strengthen Yin and then weak yang, in its interface with healthy strong Yin, will in equal proportion become healthy and strong. Likewise, Yin's natural state and flow is also weakened whenever it is not permitted healthy expression in response to weak, out of control, driven Yang. "Out of Control Yang: The Root of Cancer, Chaos, and Disease

My take is that Michael Douglas is a World class queer who feels he has
performed so much fellatio that it's wrecked his yin yang balance and he
can rebalance his yin yang by more cunnilingus.

It sounds strange but remember he's an actor and actors face a casting
couch, just cause you're a Jew doesn't make you exempt, remember Cory Haim ?

Yuck! I'll bet all those weird people who love to *** ***** and suck whatever think this is some sort of necessary behavior that they are privileged to engage in. But I have heard the nonsense that this will prevent or delay balding....Ridiculous! But at least he came partially clean; and how much has his irresponsibility cost him and us?