So I woke up this morning and put on my skintight suit...

So I woke up this morning and put on my skintight suit...

Put on my cape and my large crossbow on my back as well as the small one for my arm. Found my sunglasses on the table and wandered over to my computer. I logged into League of Legends noticing the new ranking system change. Each league would be named after a champion. Surely Riot would place me in the appropriately named league. Surely I would be in my own league.