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He picked Lauren. Can I be done now? Great thanks. Fine. Where to begin. Oh yeah. He picked Lauren. Which for me means the best possible show outcome – JoJo and not Caitlin gets to be The Bachelorette. I don’t know about you guys, but the last … Continue reading →

So as much as I think the phrase ‘all the feels’ is overdone these days, I have to say, this season’s The Women Tell All episode really did deliver all the feels. In fact, I dare say it delivered the most feels of any Women Tell All episode in Bachelor history, right?!? I was so … Continue reading →

Okay seriously? What the hell? We all knew it was coming. We knew Ben would be dropping the ‘L’ bomb on one of the ladies this week, because it’s been dragged on and on through every week like a cold sore that just won’t die. But we didn’t know he would be saying it to … Continue reading →

Another Monday, another episode, another step closer to Ben having a complete and total mental breakdown because he is legit in love with two women and is about to tell them both – gasp! – before the final rose is handed out. Isn’t that like, a Bachelor federal offense?!? I’ll be honest with you … Continue reading →

Well, well, well… It seems like years since my last post. Maybe that’s because between my Episode 5 recap and now, I’ve worked a million-hour work-week only to wrap it up with a three-day 103˚ fever marathon from my youngest (still goin!), or maybe because so much has happened since then. I’m talking about the … Continue reading →

I’m not going to apologize every week. I can’t do it. I’m not going to go through this emotional roller coaster of guilt and anxiety because I can feel you refreshing your mouse (is it still mice when you’re talking about computers?), waiting for my sacred words to fill your screen and give you a … Continue reading →

K so let’s see how this goes. First of all, I know I’m late. It’s not quite as worrisome as a late period in eleventh grade, but I get it – you’re pissed. Secondly, I friggin’ hate my PVR. It’ll tape re-runs of Keeping up with the Kardashians (oh Kim…remember when you were the most … Continue reading →

So here’s the thing, guys. I didn’t necessarily see this coming, with Ben being adorable and a former basketball and football star and all, but there’s simply too much evidence already to ignore that fact that Ben, in actual fact, is a super-tall, whiter-than-white, nerd. Before you go and get all ‘oh no you DI-int’ … Continue reading →

Are you there, guys? Or have you totally given up on me? It’s okay. I’ll understand if I’ve lost you forever. I mean what kind of blogger doesn’t…well…blog? The really lazy kind? Perhaps. The really busy kind? No doubt. The kind that needed a cleanse after the disaster that was Chris Soules and the break-up … Continue reading →