One of the most badass motherfuckers you've ever met. You don't see someone with the name Balthazar and think they are a pussy. Hell no, a Balthazar is gonna come over and fuck your shit up just for kicks. Balthazars can fake their own deaths, steal anything they want and have twelve ways. That's right. Twelve ways.

Derived from the angel Balthazar from the show Supernatural, who kicked ass and gave no fucks.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear what Rocky did last night? He fucked three lesbians last night!
Person 2: Seriously!? He's such a Balthazar!

1. The New Testament tells a tale of three wise men, kings, who came from persia to give gifts to baby Jesus. One of these men was Balthazar. Black in complexion with a big beard, brought frankincense rocks to the child, believing that he would rise with its smoke to heaven.

2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.

To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.

'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'