JG: Here are four jokes: We all used to be young and promising, now we're all old. Joke number 2: Same... Just like Rodney Dangerfield. Joke number 3: Can you believe that it's come to this. Last year at least we played Saved by the Bell, a generationally appropriate game. Now we are just acknowledging that we are literally eligible for social security. Joke number 4: Can you believe that I brought my wife to this shit.

GB: Hey, I brought my wife last year.

Sarah Green: Hey.

JG: Where is your wife?

GB: She could not make it, as much as she really wanted to. She is producing a thing and couldn't make it.

JG: Awkward silence...

GB: People are leaving. It's over. You missed all the fun! Unless you watched it. Then you didn't miss any fun. Mark's leaving.

Mark: Non-fun. I'm taking this with me.

GB: He's got that. Joe's leaving. The other Mark's leaving.

Craig Benzine: I'm still here. I'm always here.

GB: Mr Malkoff. Wheezy's staying. He's gonna hang out.

CB: They want me to leave, but I'm gonna stay.

GB: No, no, it's a big suite, just spend the night.

CB: Oh.

GB: Yeah.

CB: Okay.

GB: Why not?

CB: My girlfriend is gonna wonder where I am, but meh, whatever.

GB: Nah.

Uh oh, vlog-ception.

CB: Ohhh!

GB: Ahh, it's vlog-ception. Ahh!

Now we're walking around and we see this. That's pretty cool.

Voice: God is angry with us!

GB: The sky is on fire! Ah! Somebody put out the fire in the sky. Gosh, you know, I gotta say that this is really romantic.

Aaron: Yeah

GB: Just you and me Aaron, just standing here. Watching this. It's uh, it's romantic. You know? I don't know if you're feeling what I'm feeling.