OK, and shipping's also $1,800, but we're considering it an investment.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/paulae4/these-reviews-of-the-life-size-iron-throne-replica-chwtMon, 22 Jul 2013 22:31:26 -0400<b>Jon Snow, the Dark Lord Sauron, and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air all weigh in on their latest purchase.</b>paulae4nonadultWe&#39;re pretty sure it&#39;s not made of Valyrian steel, but still.nonadultLannisters sold separately.nonadultNobody will take you seriously ruling out of that broken office chair you found on the curb. Come on.nonadultSo without further ado...nonadultRIP this guy&#39;s dog.nonadultEverybody knows real estate&#39;s a terrible investment.nonadultShould have just gone for an even 12.nonadultHe left out bar mitzvahs.nonadult"Good PR." Enough said.nonadultThe pros sooo outweigh the cons.nonadultYEEEAAAHHH he did.nonadultSeems legit.nonadultCan we be friends? Like, seriously.nonadultTotally worth it.nonadultPracticality is overrated.nonadultWe&#39;re with the UPS guy on this one. It IS "the balls."nonadultNothing a few throw pillows can&#39;t fix, honestly.nonadultHODOR!nonadultCheck out the rest of the hysterical reviews over at HBO&#39;s site: <a href="http://store.hbo.com/game-of-thrones-life-size-replica-iron-throne/detail.php?p=373634&amp;v=hbo_new-arrivals#tabs">Life-Size Replica Iron Throne</a>nonadult17 New Mottos For The Game Of Thrones Great Houseshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/thesaccattack/16-new-mottos-for-the-game-of-thrones-great-houses-5o2x
If the words for each of Westeros’ great houses were based solely on the plot, they’d go something like this. Warning: *MASSIVE* show AND book spoilers.

House Stark's new motto would be...

Sad but mostly true.

And these words seem more appropriate for the Lannisters:

House Mormont, too, needs words more fitting of what happens in the plot. "Here We Stand" should be something more like...

The same goes for House Greyjoy.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/thesaccattack/16-new-mottos-for-the-game-of-thrones-great-houses-5o2xSun, 23 Jun 2013 23:37:36 -0400<b>If the words for each of Westeros&#39; great houses were based solely on the plot, they&#39;d go something like this.</b> Warning: *MASSIVE* show AND book spoilers.thesaccattackadult15 Shakespearean Insults To Replace Your Boring Oneshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mlew15/15-shakespearean-insults-to-replace-your-boring-on-h0se
Because sometimes “Bitch!” just doesn’t pack enough punch.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-epic-note-passing-war-on-a-delayed-flight-wins-thanksgiThu, 28 Nov 2013 15:09:17 -0500<b>Update: Looks like it was all <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/the-truth-behind-that-epic-note-passing-war-on-a-thanksgivin">an elaborate hoax</a>.</b>rachelzarrellnonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Our flight is delayed. A woman on here is very upset because she has Thanksgiving plans. She is the only one obviously. Praying for her</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">She's telling the flight attendants that it is Thanksgiving. She wants them to know she wants to have dinner with her family</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">The male flight attendant said "I understand ma'am. I'm looking forward to seeing my family too." She responded "This isn't about you"</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Her family is very important to her, she says. Her family has a special recipe for stuffing. She needs to be there to help. It is crucial</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">She has a connecting flight. Why doesn't anyone understand she has a connecting flight? Why do people not understand her needs?</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">"Today is Thanksgiving! I'm supposed to be with my family. NOT with you people I barely know!"</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">She had to sit down because we took off. She has been muttering "about DAMN time" and I can hear her breathing from 5 rows back</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I sent the lady a glass of wine and a note</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaLNRo8CcAAjdxh.jpg"></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">The male flight attendant is giving me the "let's just pretend this never happened" face. Shaking his head a lot</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">He gave me two little bottles of vodka but he won't hand them to her. He says I have to do it myself</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I'm going to do it</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Oh my God I did it I walked as if I was going to the bathroom and I leaned over and put them on her tray table and walked away Oh my God</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">She just stared at me like REALLY hard. She was breathing through her teeth and I think she just couldn't believe I was doing that</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I'm not going to lie I am shaking this is so terrifying she is so angry at me it's kind of incredible</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I don't really know what to do now I'm afraid to get out of my seat. This is like being on a roller coaster I'm scared and super excited</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">The male flight attendant just handed me a note from 7A</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">From 7A</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaLc5c7IUAAnugc.jpg"></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">This means war</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Well I don't know what I'm going to so next but I've got two hours left on this flight and I'm going to retaliate</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<i>Note: He now has more than 130,000.</i>nonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Diane is in her late 40s or early 50s. She is wearing mom jeans and a studded belt and she is wearing a medical mask over her idiot face</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">@USAirwaysHelp hi I find a passenger on one of your planes to be annoying. If I give you money will you remove her? I want to buy her seat</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I'm writing a note as we speak</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I'm considering balling it up and putting it in my mouth and spitting it into her tray table as I walk by but I haven't decided yet</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I just walked by her and said "I'll be back shortly." Then I stopped and took this picture and smiled at her</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaLrmGTCcAAd7PK.jpg"></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I have delivered the note</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">My response to "Diane" in 7A</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaLwtNPCQAA2W0r.jpg"></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I can hear her breathing</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I have received a response from 7A</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Diane has responded #TeamElan #7A #DianeCanEatMyD</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaL6e6xCIAIQ7I0.jpg"></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">My final (I think) note to Diane in 7A</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaL-SAbCUAAMKoO.jpg"></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Well, "Diane" just slapped me</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">When I got off the plane I waited for her at the gate. I was holding another note in my hand and I was going to give it to her</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">She walked right up to me and slapped me immediately in the face</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">The gate agent for the next flight actually grabbed her and held her back. He asked me if I wanted to have the airport police come over</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I said no</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">She turned to the gate agent and said "Am I going to make my flight to Sacramento?"</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">I laughed. And then the gate agent said "Are you sure you don't want to talk to the police? You can if you want to"</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">And I said "No. It's okay. I understand. But I do have a note for her." And I handed it to her and I walked away</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">The note said...</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">"Diane, allow me to introduce myself. I am TheYearOfElan..."</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">"Look me up online. Read every tweet. Read every response. And maybe next time you'll be nice to people who are just trying to help"</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">PS...</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">"Eat My Dick"</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Love, Elan</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3334977351/db58b880e01fdea08cc8152d75d484f5_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">elan gale</p><p class="user_name">@theyearofelan</p><p class="tweet_text">Let me just say this: What started off as an annoyance became a pleasure because of you people. Seriously. More than anything. I love you</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000634942825/aa1ddca49c680ba16b0b502887596728_normal.png"></p><p class="full_user_name">Brandon McCarthy</p><p class="user_name">@BMcCarthy32</p><p class="tweet_text">If you're in the bathroom hiding from your family, @theyearofelan's timeline is gold right now.</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadult<p><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000489819317/7be9da81fea7a1bbe9270812edef4b3c_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">Zac Echola</p><p class="user_name">@zacechola</p><p class="tweet_text">Be thankful your family feud today isn't as bad as @theyearofelan and Diane in 7A on a delayed flight right now.</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src=""></p>/ Vianonadultnonadultnonadult27 Times Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Proved They Have The Best Offscreen Relationship Everhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/times-jennifer-lawrence-and-josh-hutcherson-proved-they-a
These two are TOO MUCH when they are together.

When they were just young kids, and Josh wore a weird necklace but this photo was like a foreshadowing of what was to come.

When they expressed their pain over not filming with each other as much in the third movie:

And when Jennifer literally knew everything about Josh, including his hatred for chewing straws:

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/times-jennifer-lawrence-and-josh-hutcherson-proved-they-aFri, 22 Nov 2013 10:56:34 -0500<b>These two are TOO MUCH when they are together.</b>lyapalaternonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<small>Gifs via <a href="http://jenniferlawrenceupdated.tumblr.com/post/67282701975">here</a></small>nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<small>Gifs via <a href="http://maysileed.tumblr.com/post/66874737507">here</a></small>nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<small>Gif via <a href="http://mypatronusisbatman.tumblr.com/post/67694686367/just-them">here</a>.</small>nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultHow To Tell If You Are Attracted To Josh Hutchersonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/how-to-tell-you-are-attracted-to-josh-hutcherson
This post will either prove or disprove your lust for Josh Hutcherson. Good luck.

You might be attracted to Josh Hutcherson if your heart skips a beat when you look at him just standing there...

Getty Images / Andrew H. Walker

And you desperately wish you were Jennifer Lawrence in this scenario:

If your body shivers when you see him riding his motorcycle (don't worry there's more later):

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/harry-potter-characters-singing-pink-is-actually-hilarious-aTue, 26 Nov 2013 12:30:19 -0500<b>Why so Sirius?</b>kmallikarjunanonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult22 Signs You Are NOT A Morning Personhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/javim2/22-signs-you-are-not-a-morning-person-bw9q
Anytime before noon is way too early. Morning people are weird.

But even then you will still go back to sleep.

It takes alternate methods to make you rise and shine.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/javim2/22-signs-you-are-not-a-morning-person-bw9qThu, 21 Nov 2013 15:57:24 -0500<b>Anytime before noon is way too early.</b> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/signs-youre-a-morning-person">Morning people</a> are weird.javim2nonadult35 Pictures That Prove The World Isn’t Such A Bad Placehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-world-isnt-such-a-bad-place
Everything is NOT terrible.

This picture of a person leaving the other customers a little extra gift.

And this one of an employee going out of his way to help.

When this person gave his bike away to a little kid.

Best. Reaction. Ever.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-world-isnt-such-a-bad-placeThu, 21 Nov 2013 14:06:03 -0500<b>Everything is NOT terrible.</b>daves4nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult"FREE. With a smile."nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult&ldquo;Nate,
I overheard your phone conversation with Mike last night about your plans to come out to me. The only thing I need you to plan is to bring home OJ and bread after class. We are out, like you now. I&rsquo;ve known you were gay since you were six. I&rsquo;ve loved you since you were born.
P.S. Your mom and I think you and Mike make a cute couple.&rdquo;nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultDemonstrating how we should all greet each other.nonadultnonadult13 Clever Signs That Will Make You Want To Buy A Bookhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/13-clever-signs-that-will-make-you-want-to-buy-a-book
Kaleido Books in Perth, Australia really makes an art out of shop signage.

No new night clubs.

Watch out for the banned books.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/13-clever-signs-that-will-make-you-want-to-buy-a-bookThu, 21 Nov 2013 13:31:21 -0500<b><a href="https://www.facebook.com/KaleidoBooks">Kaleido Books</a> in Perth, Australia really makes an art out of shop signage.</b>aaronc13nonadult31 GIFs That Will Make You Laugh Every Timehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/gifs-that-will-make-you-laugh-every-time
Guaranteed. Most GIFs via this Reddit thread.

We present them in the order that they died.

No chocolate this mediocre could last long in a fight to the death. As soon as the Games commenced, this representative from the "luxury" district just sat there, like the boring milk chocolate bar that it is. It was immediately trampled to death by the others.

Louis Peitzman / BuzzFeed

Second death: District 12, Mining — Mined Salt and Milk Chocolate

If you promise us mined salt, give us mined salt. This chocolate died mining its own business. Just kidding: It was shot with an arrow by someone who was promised salt.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/arianelange/a-ranking-of-the-hunger-games-chocolatesThu, 21 Nov 2013 16:23:56 -0500<b>May the odds be ever in your flavor.</b>arianelangenonadultWe were really serious about it.nonadultEating things is much easier than making them. Happy Hungry Games!nonadultNo chocolate this mediocre could last long in a fight to the death. As soon as the Games commenced, this representative from the "luxury" district just sat there, like the boring milk chocolate bar that it is. It was immediately trampled to death by the others.nonadultIf you promise us mined salt, give us mined salt. This chocolate died mining its own business. Just kidding: It was shot with an arrow by someone who was promised salt.nonadultMr. Goodbar wasn&#39;t invited to this Hungry Games for a reason: He doesn&#39;t belong here. Neither does his sad flavor-doppelg&auml;nger. This chocolate bar died when it inadvertently ate peanuts, unaware that it had a peanut allergy.nonadultThis chocolate lacked pecans in the same way that it lacked basic survival skills. It died slowly from exposure.nonadultThis candy bar died when it broke a promise to provide a textured experience. It was rewarded with a textured experience of spikes to the abdomen.nonadultThe chocolate that wasn&#39;t coconutty enough had its head split open like a coconut.nonadultNot bad, but pitted against the others, this dark cherry chocolate bar couldn&#39;t make it to the end. It was ambushed by the others while sleeping.nonadultThis chocolate bar survived on dried meats for some time. It was bold like its flavor, but ultimately was slaughtered.nonadultIt delivered on that smoky taste, and it had a heat that lingered as long as it could. It died of smoke inhalation, trapped in a cave set on fire by the others.nonadultThese chocolate bars, both excellent fighters, could not bear the thought of killing each other. They died clutching one another as they jumped from a cliff.nonadultThis chocolate bar had abilities we&#39;d never seen in a Hungry Games before. It kept its head down, did its job, and emerged victorious.nonadultIf you would like to spend $65 on 12 chocolate bars, you can get them from <a href="http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/vosges-hunger-games-chocolate-bar-library/Vosges-Haut-Chocolat-Wild-Ophelia-Sister-Brand-Chocolate-Candy-Bars">Wild Ophelia</a>.nonadultnonadult33 Ways You Know You're Australianhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/you-know-you-are-australian-when
What Aussies think makes them Aussies. As tweeted via Twitter’s globally trending #youknowyoureaustralianwhen hashtag.

This plate:

This Wi-Fi fight:

This license plate:

This toilet paper roll dispute:

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-27-most-passive-aggressive-things-that-ever-happenedMon, 18 Nov 2013 16:07:18 -0500<b>I&#39;m sorry you feel that way.</b>jessicamisenernonadultThis Guy's Live-Tweets Of His Neighbor's Breakup Are Hilarious And Heartbreakinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/this-guys-live-tweets-of-his-neighbors-break-up-are-hilariou
“Are we getting pizza or what? I don’t mean to change the subject, but are we?”

According to New York City writer-comedian Kyle Ayers, he was hanging out on his Brooklyn rooftop when a couple arrived on said roof and began breaking up.

Kyle did what any sane human would do, given the circumstances. He live-tweeted their breakup.

There's an entire subplot devoted to "Girl" wanting to move in with "Guy."

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/this-guys-live-tweets-of-his-neighbors-break-up-are-hilariouSun, 17 Nov 2013 20:55:13 -0500<b>"Are we getting pizza or what?</b> I don&#39;t mean to change the subject, but are we?"regajhanonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThis Is The Best Twitter Conversation You Will Read Todayhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/this-is-the-best-twitter-conversation-you-will
It starts as a chat between a mobile operator and a customer, and then it just gets weirder and weirder.

So a customer tweeted this to Tesco Mobile.

No, I don't really understand it either.

But Tesco Mobile replied in memorable fashion.

Then it escalated, in a way you didn't expect.

It became a party, and more companies joined in.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/this-is-the-best-twitter-conversation-you-willThu, 14 Nov 2013 04:56:47 -0500<b>It starts as a chat between a mobile operator and a customer, and then it just gets weirder and weirder.</b>scottybryannonadultNo, I don&#39;t really understand it either.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultIt's probably still going on. You can <a href="https://twitter.com/tescomobile/status/400640498219495424">follow it here.</a>nonadultnonadultYou are all awesome.nonadultHere's Why "The Walking Dead" Doesn't Make Any Damn Sensehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/heres-why-the-walking-dead-doesnt-make-any-damn-sense
Look, I love nothing more than watching The Walking Dead, but after seeing the following question on 4chan, I don’t know what to think.

So, let's say the population of the United States is about 300,000,000.

Now let's assume that Rick's group isn't the only group left out of the 3 million survivors. If each group has about 20 people in them, then that leaves us with with 150,000 groups.

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/heres-why-the-walking-dead-doesnt-make-any-damn-senseThu, 14 Nov 2013 11:15:51 -0500<b>Look, I love nothing more than watching <i>The Walking Dead</i>, but after seeing the following question on <a href="http://i.imgur.com/gM2zgOV.jpg">4chan</a>, I don&#39;t know what to think.</b>daves4nonadultThe census bureau has the number at about 313.9 million.nonadultnonadultnonadult3,000,000 / 20 = 150,000.nonadultnonadultnonadult2,400 x 150,000 = 360,000,000 dead walkers.nonadultnonadultAnd I realize that Canada and Mexico aren&#39;t factored into the mix, but are really expected to believe that zombies walked across the ENTIRE COUNTRY?! Hell no.nonadult<a href="http://i.imgur.com/gM2zgOV.jpg">Original theory via 4chan</a>.nonadult25 Signs You're Not Ready To Be A Parenthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/signs-youre-not-ready-to-be-a-parent
It takes a village to raise a child. Just not your village.

Your priorities aren't in the right place yet...and you REALLY like Ghostbusters II.

Admit it, this is just about the only plant you could keep alive:

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/signs-youre-not-ready-to-be-a-parentThu, 14 Nov 2013 14:00:57 -0500<b>It takes a village to raise a child.</b> Just not <i>your</i> village.awesomernonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult