Tag Archives: humor

There are a few things we could all agree with that most guys would do if given a time machine. The first is to go back and kill Hitler. The second is looking up lottery numbers and ensuring you win a few times, or alternatively…

Tailored for children but loved infinitely more by adults, Halloween is the American holiday where women have the ability to make dressing like a common whore completely acceptable. It’s pretty much the greatest holiday of all time. How does Halloween top the other holidays, you…

Will Smith once said “welcome to Miami.” He also said “hell naw” in 84% of his movie and TV show roles. Miami is one of those big-ass world-renowned cities you hear mentioned in movies, music, and television shows. In most cases, the movie/TV show will…

I’m grateful the religious rule America because if atheists were in charge of printing money, the motto would be, “In God we don’t trust, because he doesn’t exist. Even if he did, we wouldn’t trust him anyway, because he seems like an asshole.” Think about…

For the past week I have been emailing Yelp every morning, just as a simple little way for them to get to know me better. Perhaps this would ease the tension between us and we could form a bond unmatched in the realm of humanity.…

Fortune cookies are amazing. Every dessert gives you something, but unlike other sweets that only gift you with guilt and a fat ass, the fortune cookie has the added bonus of assraping the very concept of causality. Much like a charlatan in gypsy clothing charging…

What’s your favorite genre of movie? I don’t care. Mine is action. By action I include sci-fi in there as well, because if the sci-fi doesn’t have any action like that ultra lame Steven Spielturd flick A.I. then it’s not worth watching. Comedies are great…

Science. Also known as “whiteman magic” throughout many parts of the world, it is one of the foundations of our modern society, much like reality TV shows and the “private browsing” option on web browsers that hide the history of visitations to hardcore pornography sites…

Amish people are one of the most mysterious human beings on the planet. Little is known about the history, practices, and culture of the Amish. I set out to investigate who the Amish are, and why their time machine malfunctioned. Discovering this story was more…

Miami is a broke, corrupt city. In 2004 it was rated one of the poorest cities in the United States. The most recent report I could find was a UBS study claiming Miami was the richest city in America, out of a whopping data set…