There has to be one (probably super high) really mad scientist out there just scheming of these evil abominations of food!

First was that hotdog pizza from Pizza Hut, and now we're hearing that their Crown Crust Pizza line in the middle east is offering pizzas with cheeseburgers and chicken fillets on their crust which then resemble the crowns they're named after!

Diabolical! Absurd!

We're willing to bet this shaves a cool year off your life with every slice! Ha!