Punch Up In Pub After Ape 'Slur'

A fight broke out after one man kept insisting to another that somewhere in his family history there were monkeys. After yelling 'No one calls me a ffing monkey' he lept up onto the bar and began throwing bar stools at the man.

'He took it the wrong way', said a man from hospital, 'everyone is descended from apes. We should be proud of our family ancestors and admit our heritage. Some people just can't take the truth. I could have been wrong. Maybe his family wasn't monkey but gorilla'.