What did the ocean say to the shore?Nothing, it just waved.What’s black and white and red all over?1) a newspaper2) a zebra with a sunburnAlso, do you know about this weird game? You make someone say three things in a row that rhyme and then ask them a question to which they get the answer slightly wrong by continuing the rhyme scheme. Like this:What do you call the spirit of a dead person? (ghost)What do you call the person whose house a party is at? (host)When you have more than anyone else you have the…? (most)What do you put in a toaster? (toast….wait…*giggles*)Or:What’s another word for family? (kin)What does a shark swim with? (fins)What do angels dance on the head of? (pin)What are aluminum cans made of? (tin…wait…)

Then there’s the duck and the grape joke, but it’s kind of a shaggy dog AND involves going into a bar, so I don’t know if that makes it kid friendly. I’ll try to type it out if you want to hear it though!

1. A rope hops into a bar (ropes don’t have legs, you see). The bartender raises his eyebrow and says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve your kind here.” The rope hops out, tucks his lower end through his midsection, tousles his hair, and hops back. Now the bartender looks annoyed, “I told you! We don’t serve ropes here and aren’t you a rope?!”

The rope says, “No; I’m afraid not.” (I’m a frayed knot.).

2. A duck waddles into and sidles up to a bar. Bartender says, “What can I get for you?”

Duck looks a little shifty, up and down the bar, says “…. got any grapes?”