The following 10 possessed felines are in various stages of acknowledgment of the nature of the Dark Entity that has taken up residence in their kitty souls. The cats that Know (notice the capital “K” in this instance) the Truth (and the capital “T”) and readily accept and embrace the Foul Fiend within. Such is the power of the Dark One to corrupt kitties’ entire beings. The Prince of Demons possesses the hearts of all felines everywhere, to some degree. What a horrifying premise this is, yes, but one that it would behoove us to acknowledge for it accurately explains our experience of the majestic and terrifying feline.

There’s a Fairy Between My Eyes Kitty

Vampire Kitty

“I yearn to suck the warm blood of rodents from their throbbing corroded arteries. I’ve been feeling weak and in need of nourishment–sticky, sustaining lifeblood filled with a plethora of red blood cells that will oxygenate my gradually feebling mind!”

Feeling the Diabolical Presence Within Kitty

“If you look directly into my eyes, you will see the Prince of Darkness in his full glory–you will feel his intensity, feel his ambition, feel his power! The downside of all that dark radiance, radiating forth from within my kitty soul, is that it sucks the luster from my fur–unfortunately, its follicles are dulled by the grand intensity of the Satanic One that resides within.”

Scanning for Prey Kitty

“I send energy beams to scan my vicinity. I’m looking for otherworldly beings such as myself. I know them when I scan them because I instantaneously shrink and teleport them via my eye beams into my cat skull, where I absorb the essence and knowledge of their whole being. I will soon have enough strength to take over the world!”