Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of
evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene
pool--by removing themselves from it.

Romanian Trains
2002Darwin Award Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

(July 2002, Romania) Forget posted train schedules! Like an American Indian
listening for horses in an old Western, a Romanian man placed his ear
against the tracks to listen for the arrival of a train scheduled to stop
at his station. Instead, the 46-year-old man was hit by an express train,
and died instantly from head trauma.
Apparently it's true that you don't hear the bullet that hits you!