As you all know, our sponsored war in Iraq is right on track.
The stupid bottom feeders of the World are clueless as always.
They haven't a clue we are behind this war and will be behind
the wars to come..

{ much applause)

Our agenda tonight is to try and decide who will be president of
the United States of America. Our two candidates are:
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Tweedle Dee - John Kerry
Tweedle Dum - George Bush.

As we very well know, we own both of them and the election is just for show and a mere formality. We have a plan for each of them, complete with minor changes they will be allowed to make.

Nonetheless, our choice will be Tweedle Dee and
we will control the vote thnaks to our voting machines.

(loud applause)

The bottom feeders are busy talking about their votes and still, we will be the overall winners, but then again, we always are !

(Laughter and much applause}

We will carry on with our plan, which is, to support them both. We will carry on with our war plans to extend the war to the Sudan and else where. After which, we will move to phase 3 of our total global enslavement plan. May the best Tweedle win.

(Thunderous Laughter and much applause}

Is there anything more before we close this meeting.

(Silence}

This meeting is now closed.

Thank you all for coming and our next meeting will be the 13th of next month.

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Sir-Irate

_________________You will know you have spoken the truth when you are angrily denounced; and you will know you have spoken both truly and well when you are visited by the thought police.