Creminelli Artisan Salami 4-Pack

Eat, Drink, and Be Merry! OR ELSE.

You know that guy who always brags about being a "confirmed carnivore" whenever he gets a chance? Yeah. Shopping over.

Sure, you've got problems. Work sucks, the bills are piling up, and the stress is starting to give you panic attacks. BUT YOU CAN'T BRING THAT STUFF UP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAYS AND YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY OR YOU'RE A BIG MEAN JERK. Okay, fine. Nothing helps the holiday spirit along like a nice bottle to give, receive, share, or even better just keep to yourself.

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