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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER
"Till death do us part. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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March 30, 2001
The Top 5 Signs You've Married the Wrong Celebrity
5. They steadfastly refuse to do nudity. At home.
4. No drugs, no alcohol, no weapons = No media coverage!
3. You convert to Scientology, but they won't convert to
heterosexuality.
2. You thought you'd married LaToya, until his nose fell off.
and the Number 1 Sign You've Married the Wrong Celebrity...
1. "1 800 C-A-L-L A-T-T"
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