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[b]nosey bastard,none of your charlie big spuds straight to the point.all you need to stop muggers is to do away with paper money altogether,come on altogether.a fifty pound coin the size of a tractors wheel,a twenty the size of a hula hoop, aten the size of a car wheel.Whos going to bother mugging you then ay?to much trouble running away and havin to pushing giant money along,police would soon catch them.Job done,no pitchng your hairy granny on my lawn matey.Want to see more police patroling the streets?easy,no need for new recruits,just get the police to swap jobs with traffic wardens.Every street you walk down in London day or night theres at least 6 traffic wardens,get em to swap jobs.How many times have you parked your car on a deserted street had a good look around for traffic wardens,cant see none.Take 2 steps away from your car and as if by magic theres a traffic warden writtin you up a ticket.thats another trip rolling your giant coins down to the fine office in the rain,imagen if the police were that good.Job done,none of your slippery virgina monologues blocking my toilet matey.Guns,the best way to solve that one if to legalise them,everyone in the UK over 5 should be issued and made to where a ray gun,worn cowboy style in a holster on show.Make them so they dont kill but just stun you and knock you over,like on star trek,maybe knock you unconscious for an hour or so.Think of the lives to be saved,2 drunks in a pub having a fight,instead of hitting each other with pool cues,they could go out into the carpark and have a ray gun fight.Someone steals your giant money,zap em with your ray gun,place all the coins on top of them,sit on top and wait for the traffic wardens to come and arest them.The police could carry 2 ray guns like a gunfighter,with special attachments for mushey pea grenades for crowd control situations.They could even have a back up ray gun that fires out of their helmets,thow it would be painfull having one of those inplanted.Women policemen couldnt have them,they could have nipple activated plasma rocket bras that fire stun torpedoes,and maybe a net they could fire from between their legs to catch people running away.Job done,none of your harry harry christmas mantras for this bumble bee merchant.Dangerous dogs,tooth extraction for all dogs at birth and rubber teeth dentures fitted,its not cruel babys and pensioners seem to manage ok,you never hear roports of them mauling people.Job done,big burp lovely jubley.Birth control,the legal age for sex to be raised to 68 years of age,and then only for 12 minutes twice a year under both partys parental supervision,in a walk in freezer.Both parties standing between a transparent screen with a small hole cut in it.Job done.Rain everyone to have a bald head over.....................