that line will literally work any where. *Walks in bar*
girl: OMG Are you foreign!?!?!
Guy: You don't even know, the half of it...
girl: Oh
Guy: I got deported last week
girl: Oh no what for?
guy: You know that song too sexy for my shirt?
Girl: uh-huh?
Guy: Well apparently i'm to sexy for Saudi Arabia *pulls out new clipping*
girl: ... where's your car?