GameBoy Color platform shoes

Reportedly popular amongst the tottering, wobbly-kneed girls of Japanese , this line of platform shoes feature GameBoy Colors embedded in the heel that can be quickly popped out for another run through Link’s Awakening. Unfortunately, while these boots might be colorful enough for the fashionistas of Shibuya, Joel would insist on more rainbows and sparkles before deigning to ensconce his own dainty feet inside them.

But really folks, if you believe this one, I got some great investment opportunities in waterfront property for you. This is about as popular in Japan as Uncle Shecky’s Mustard Soda. Dont believe the hype.

It would be better if it was wedged on the instep so you could play it on the train when you cross your legs. Of course the sukebe ojii-sans would take a look right up your skirt, but that’s the world of chikan Japan… where I’ve never seen these shoes in action.