A new promo for Lifetime's Liz & Dick movie declares "Lindsay is back" and calls this her "first starring role in 5 years." Lindsay says she's a huge Elizabeth Taylor fan, and relates to her "on a lot of levels." For instance: Living in the public eye, and dealing with the stress of gossip. Cut to: A shot of Lindsay, as Liz, lying on a bed after taking a bunch of pills. That said, while this trailer has some behind-the-scenes footage and a few peeks at Lindsay as older, White-Diamonds-era Liz ("Can't you leave us alone?!"), it seems to focus not on Elizabeth Taylor, screen legend, but on Lindsay "Look at Meeeee" Lohan, the celebrity Lifetime considers a coup to have cast.

Oh, and this is not a joke: Lindsay Lohan says she understands Liz Taylor because they both liked diamonds.