Martial Arts Movie Quotes

The following quotes were stolen from other sites which stole them from other sites which stole them from a book called Sex and Zen & A Bullet in the Head by Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins, who stole them from 1970s and 1980s Hong Kong films. They have little to do with ninja, and even less to do with burgers, but they're hillarious, and if there's one thing we can appreciate here it's silly oriental martial arts humor, especially when it has to do with poorly translated subtitles. They're numbered so you can tell your friends "Hey, number 17 is the funniest d00d!" Or whatever.

Gun wounds again?

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

I have been scared like a mouse too much lately.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Bump him dead.

Catherine is a nasbian!

Then pop, he's gone.

You're bad. You make my busts up and down.

Don't do anything perverted, we are in a hurry.

Noodles? Forget it! Try my fist!

Damn you, stink man!

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

You won't die in one piece.

What is a soul? It's just a toilet paper.

Don't you feel the stink smell?

Your dad is an iron worder, your mom sells beans.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

Not any nuts will admit they are nuts!

Miss, shall we make it?

Damn, I'll burn you in a BBQ chicken!

She's terrific. I can't stand her.

Get out, you smurk.

She's adulterated and cuckolds me.

The fart of God. What does it mean? With a remarkable sound.

My world is to companion with calabash til drunk.

You bastard, try this melon!

You're petulant, but not concentrated enough.

How can a bullet be breathless!?

I'm not... I'm!

I got knife-scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

I'm a sneaker.

Poodle Head attacked us.

An enurotic chick who have a bomb in her hand made us take our clothes
off.

The reproductive organ was bursted by bullet.

He is the most stupid swordsman in the world of martial arts.

Brother, my pants are coming out.

I'm not Jesus Christ, I'm Bunny.

And these are toes chopped down by spacemen.

Well! Masturbate in hell!

Suck the coffin mushroom now.

You always use violence. I should have ordered the glutinous rice
chicken.