Twenty-nine-year-old Alexis Wright of Kennebunk, Maine, has been indicted on charges that she used her Zumba studio as a prostitution business. ABC News reports that Wright and her friend/business partner Mark Strong were allegedly running a brothel. There were video cameras in the studio, and police now have 100 hours of footage and an alleged client list of 100 names. Some of those named are doctors, mayors and prominent figures in Maine, but:

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"The Bushes aren't on the list, since I've already been asked that," [Strong's lawyer] said, referring to the family of president George H. Bush and George W. Bush, who have a vacation home in neighboring Kennebunkport.

For some reason it seems like the smell would be an issue. Gyms are already kinda funky. Throw in illicit sex acts, and you've got a extra strength Febreze situation, no?