"I have a strategy. If we want to do those Russian rascals in, bring’em lower than dirt, we ought to arrange to have the American public elect their government. You know, on some kind of contract. Then they’d be ruled, like us, by a nursery full of pansies, milquetoasts, ethno-picks, growly feather-weights, diesel dykes, and sorry rich kids who never got into a school-yard fight. Russia would never recover.

I'll send Biden over to get a feel for whats happening on the ground. Complete my basketball bracket. Then I'll send the Wookie and the kids over to communist China, in case Biden completely screws the pooch in europe and Putins decides to nuke us. Then I'll play another eighteen holes with P-Diddy. If Biden doesn't get sucked into the same black hole CNN's talking about and makes it back, I guess I'll have to find a posh place in europe (with a golf course...ahahaha) and a one bedroom suite close by for Reggie.

I think I'll call for a EU summit (with beer!) and invite Putin to be lectured by others besides meh, so I'm not the only one drawing the redline this time."