First off, we'll be having dinner with our new neighbors. They're originally from Puerto Rico, so we're promised a well-cooked turkey with a good sense of rhythm. (H/T Desult for the pic)

Afterwards, we'll be dabbling in some fun and games. Of course we'll avoid using any animals or small, fur-bearing woodland creatures.

Next, Comedy. We all need a good laugh, so I'm bringing home all the funny DVDs I can find.

And finally... a good brewsky. All I have left are some Bulgarian brews I bought from Sam's club last month. (Yes, typically a 12 pack lasts 2 months in my fridge) Do any of you 'liquid bread' experts recommed something for the holidays?

Most importantly, I'll be giving thanks to everyone in this world who truly gives a damn about their fellow men.... including, the U.S. Soldiers/Sailors/Airmen at home and abroad fighting WWIII.