-=[ Joke Number 1413 ]=-

Little Johnny?s parents were screwing up a storm after which his Daddy headed to the bathroom to clean up. Daddy was halfway down the hallway when 6 year old Johnny also stepped into the hallway, and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing nothing more than a condom.

Johnny pointed at his father's penis and asked "Dad, what are you doing?"

Daddy not wanting to explain about sex or birth control started with a bullshit story, "Son, I'm trying to catch a mouse."

Johnny, still in shock, asked, "What are ya gonna do when ya catch it? Fuck it?"