<sar>After an extensive poll of 1 DDO member, I have decided to run for election in a last-minute bid for the presidency for the election of the president.

---------My Platform---------

1. Sarcasm is too often misinterpreted on the forums. I have decided to push for a new sarcasm font, as I have seen e-friendships nearly torn apart by these regrettable misunderstandings.

I will leverage<ex. sar>all of my POWER</ex. sar> as president to negotiate with Juggle to get this change implemented. If they don't listen, I'll send OberHerr as my 'ambassador'. If that doesn't work, I'll personally pay for them to make the change, as long as the MON/USD conversion rate doesn't change too much in the future.

2. DDO Resistance. It has come to my attention that there is an uprising against the fictional DDO Elite. This threat must be put down immediately. I will use my mod powers <ex. sar>that come automatically with the presidency</ex. sar> to ip-ban any member of the DDO Resistance.

3. Forums. I will work to re-structure the forums. Specifically, I will implement 1 non-trolling forum, where members can seriously discuss topics such as politics, economics, education, religion, science, technology, news, history, arts, health, society, sports, conspiracy theories, personals, DDO job-postings, rantings/ravings, the DDO Elite, hacking, Polka, and strawberries. The rest of the forums will be dedicated to topics such as flame wars, personal attacks, racism, DDO, and recycling. These forums will welcome and encourage(through the use of the ban-hammer) trolling. This way, we can segregate members by their aversion/propensity to trolling, and avoid uncomfortable instances of trolling members taking offense from attacks from serious members, and vice versa.

4. FREEDO. I will officially abolish the FREEDO Bureaucracy. FREEDO has been holding down DDO with his iron-rule and OberHitManLord. This will be no more, and the DDOians of DDO will be able to live without fear!

So do the right thing for DDO, the right thing for me(I need the salary), the right thing for America(or your country of choice)!</sar>

I can personally attest to the incalculable value of a "sarcasm font". Although I am very new here, I know from the few posts I have made so far as well as from past internet experience that I am not alone in this regard.

At 5/31/2012 2:46:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:Let's play the sarcastic drinking game. Whenever Jax is sarcastic, you take a swig. Be sure to have plenty of booze on you. Ready, go.

Is it a swig for every sarcastic sentence? Because I'm gonna be really drunk here in a minute.......

: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.

At 5/31/2012 2:41:30 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:<sar>After an extensive poll of 1 DDO member, I have decided to run for election in a last-minute bid for the presidency for the election of the president.

---------My Platform---------

1. Sarcasm is too often misinterpreted on the forums. I have decided to push for a new sarcasm font, as I have seen e-friendships nearly torn apart by these regrettable misunderstandings.

I will leverage<ex. sar>all of my POWER</ex. sar> as president to negotiate with Juggle to get this change implemented. If they don't listen, I'll send OberHerr as my 'ambassador'. If that doesn't work, I'll personally pay for them to make the change, as long as the MON/USD conversion rate doesn't change too much in the future.

2. DDO Resistance. It has come to my attention that there is an uprising against the fictional DDO Elite. This threat must be put down immediately. I will use my mod powers <ex. sar>that come automatically with the presidency</ex. sar> to ip-ban any member of the DDO Resistance.

3. Forums. I will work to re-structure the forums. Specifically, I will implement 1 non-trolling forum, where members can seriously discuss topics such as politics, economics, education, religion, science, technology, news, history, arts, health, society, sports, conspiracy theories, personals, DDO job-postings, rantings/ravings, the DDO Elite, hacking, Polka, and strawberries. The rest of the forums will be dedicated to topics such as flame wars, personal attacks, racism, DDO, and recycling. These forums will welcome and encourage(through the use of the ban-hammer) trolling. This way, we can segregate members by their aversion/propensity to trolling, and avoid uncomfortable instances of trolling members taking offense from attacks from serious members, and vice versa.

4. FREEDO. I will officially abolish the FREEDO Bureaucracy. FREEDO has been holding down DDO with his iron-rule and OberHitManLord. This will be no more, and the DDOians of DDO will be able to live without fear!

So do the right thing for DDO, the right thing for me(I need the salary), the right thing for America(or your country of choice)!</sar>

innomen has already said mod powers do not come with the presidency.

"Well, that gives whole new meaning to my assassination. If I was going to die anyway, perhaps I should leave the Bolsheviks' descendants some Christmas cookies instead of breaking their dishes and vodka bottles in their sleep." -Tsar Nicholas II (YYW)

I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

At 5/31/2012 2:41:30 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:<sar>After an extensive poll of 1 DDO member, I have decided to run for election in a last-minute bid for the presidency for the election of the president.

---------My Platform---------

1. Sarcasm is too often misinterpreted on the forums. I have decided to push for a new sarcasm font, as I have seen e-friendships nearly torn apart by these regrettable misunderstandings.

I will leverage<ex. sar>all of my POWER</ex. sar> as president to negotiate with Juggle to get this change implemented. If they don't listen, I'll send OberHerr as my 'ambassador'. If that doesn't work, I'll personally pay for them to make the change, as long as the MON/USD conversion rate doesn't change too much in the future.

2. DDO Resistance. It has come to my attention that there is an uprising against the fictional DDO Elite. This threat must be put down immediately. I will use my mod powers <ex. sar>that come automatically with the presidency</ex. sar> to ip-ban any member of the DDO Resistance.

3. Forums. I will work to re-structure the forums. Specifically, I will implement 1 non-trolling forum, where members can seriously discuss topics such as politics, economics, education, religion, science, technology, news, history, arts, health, society, sports, conspiracy theories, personals, DDO job-postings, rantings/ravings, the DDO Elite, hacking, Polka, and strawberries. The rest of the forums will be dedicated to topics such as flame wars, personal attacks, racism, DDO, and recycling. These forums will welcome and encourage(through the use of the ban-hammer) trolling. This way, we can segregate members by their aversion/propensity to trolling, and avoid uncomfortable instances of trolling members taking offense from attacks from serious members, and vice versa.

4. FREEDO. I will officially abolish the FREEDO Bureaucracy. FREEDO has been holding down DDO with his iron-rule and OberHitManLord. This will be no more, and the DDOians of DDO will be able to live without fear!

So do the right thing for DDO, the right thing for me(I need the salary), the right thing for America(or your country of choice)!</sar>

innomen has already said mod powers do not come with the presidency.

but... but strawberries!

: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

I'm the only member of the Resistance, so good luck.

Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.

At 5/31/2012 2:41:30 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:<sar>After an extensive poll of 1 DDO member, I have decided to run for election in a last-minute bid for the presidency for the election of the president.

---------My Platform---------

1. Sarcasm is too often misinterpreted on the forums. I have decided to push for a new sarcasm font, as I have seen e-friendships nearly torn apart by these regrettable misunderstandings.

I will leverage<ex. sar>all of my POWER</ex. sar> as president to negotiate with Juggle to get this change implemented. If they don't listen, I'll send OberHerr as my 'ambassador'. If that doesn't work, I'll personally pay for them to make the change, as long as the MON/USD conversion rate doesn't change too much in the future.

2. DDO Resistance. It has come to my attention that there is an uprising against the fictional DDO Elite. This threat must be put down immediately. I will use my mod powers <ex. sar>that come automatically with the presidency</ex. sar> to ip-ban any member of the DDO Resistance.

3. Forums. I will work to re-structure the forums. Specifically, I will implement 1 non-trolling forum, where members can seriously discuss topics such as politics, economics, education, religion, science, technology, news, history, arts, health, society, sports, conspiracy theories, personals, DDO job-postings, rantings/ravings, the DDO Elite, hacking, Polka, and strawberries. The rest of the forums will be dedicated to topics such as flame wars, personal attacks, racism, DDO, and recycling. These forums will welcome and encourage(through the use of the ban-hammer) trolling. This way, we can segregate members by their aversion/propensity to trolling, and avoid uncomfortable instances of trolling members taking offense from attacks from serious members, and vice versa.

4. FREEDO. I will officially abolish the FREEDO Bureaucracy. FREEDO has been holding down DDO with his iron-rule and OberHitManLord. This will be no more, and the DDOians of DDO will be able to live without fear!

So do the right thing for DDO, the right thing for me(I need the salary), the right thing for America(or your country of choice)!</sar>

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

HA! Nice try. I know you are a spy sent from the Resistance!

<sar>I am my own VP. If I post on an odd day, then I'm posting as the president. If I'm posting on an even day, then I'm the VP. Unless the odd day is prime, then I'll be posting as Medic's VVP.</sar>

At 5/31/2012 2:41:30 AM, JaxsonRaine wrote:<sar>After an extensive poll of 1 DDO member, I have decided to run for election in a last-minute bid for the presidency for the election of the president.

---------My Platform---------

1. Sarcasm is too often misinterpreted on the forums. I have decided to push for a new sarcasm font, as I have seen e-friendships nearly torn apart by these regrettable misunderstandings.

I will leverage<ex. sar>all of my POWER</ex. sar> as president to negotiate with Juggle to get this change implemented. If they don't listen, I'll send OberHerr as my 'ambassador'. If that doesn't work, I'll personally pay for them to make the change, as long as the MON/USD conversion rate doesn't change too much in the future.

2. DDO Resistance. It has come to my attention that there is an uprising against the fictional DDO Elite. This threat must be put down immediately. I will use my mod powers <ex. sar>that come automatically with the presidency</ex. sar> to ip-ban any member of the DDO Resistance.

3. Forums. I will work to re-structure the forums. Specifically, I will implement 1 non-trolling forum, where members can seriously discuss topics such as politics, economics, education, religion, science, technology, news, history, arts, health, society, sports, conspiracy theories, personals, DDO job-postings, rantings/ravings, the DDO Elite, hacking, Polka, and strawberries. The rest of the forums will be dedicated to topics such as flame wars, personal attacks, racism, DDO, and recycling. These forums will welcome and encourage(through the use of the ban-hammer) trolling. This way, we can segregate members by their aversion/propensity to trolling, and avoid uncomfortable instances of trolling members taking offense from attacks from serious members, and vice versa.

4. FREEDO. I will officially abolish the FREEDO Bureaucracy. FREEDO has been holding down DDO with his iron-rule and OberHitManLord. This will be no more, and the DDOians of DDO will be able to live without fear!

So do the right thing for DDO, the right thing for me(I need the salary), the right thing for America(or your country of choice)!</sar>

innomen has already said mod powers do not come with the presidency.

face

keyboard

sal;kfjasdfasdfuoewl

Do not bang your head just yet! Once elected we will demand Mod rights from the evil dictatorship that is Juggle.

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

HA! Nice try. I know you are a spy sent from the Resistance!

AM I?! AM I?!

<sar>I am my own VP. If I post on an odd day, then I'm posting as the president. If I'm posting on an even day, then I'm the VP. Unless the odd day is prime, then I'll be posting as Medic's VVP.</sar>

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

HA! Nice try. I know you are a spy sent from the Resistance!

AM I?! AM I?!

<sar>I am my own VP. If I post on an odd day, then I'm posting as the president. If I'm posting on an even day, then I'm the VP. Unless the odd day is prime, then I'll be posting as Medic's VVP.</sar>

And any day you do not post as president, I am president. Or else.

That's it!

*Throws Agent_Orange in the trunk of his car, drives to the vet, has A_O spayed and neutered. A_O must wear a cone around his head for 2 weeks.*

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

HA! Nice try. I know you are a spy sent from the Resistance!

AM I?! AM I?!

<sar>I am my own VP. If I post on an odd day, then I'm posting as the president. If I'm posting on an even day, then I'm the VP. Unless the odd day is prime, then I'll be posting as Medic's VVP.</sar>

And any day you do not post as president, I am president. Or else.

Quickly, get back to HQ. We'll have to think of another plan.

Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

HA! Nice try. I know you are a spy sent from the Resistance!

AM I?! AM I?!

<sar>I am my own VP. If I post on an odd day, then I'm posting as the president. If I'm posting on an even day, then I'm the VP. Unless the odd day is prime, then I'll be posting as Medic's VVP.</sar>

And any day you do not post as president, I am president. Or else.

That's it!

*Throws Agent_Orange in the trunk of his car, drives to the vet, has A_O spayed and neutered. A_O must wear a cone around his head for 2 weeks.*

Ha! That was not me but was my decoy! You must not explain to FREEDO, why he has no testicles and has to wear a cone for two weeks.

At 5/31/2012 2:54:57 AM, Agent_Orange wrote:I, user name Agent_Orange, real name Agento Range, hereby forcefully make myself this person's VP. I have no idea who he is, or what he's talking about. Any resistance will be met with brutal and possibly lethal force. Thank you.

HA! Nice try. I know you are a spy sent from the Resistance!

AM I?! AM I?!

<sar>I am my own VP. If I post on an odd day, then I'm posting as the president. If I'm posting on an even day, then I'm the VP. Unless the odd day is prime, then I'll be posting as Medic's VVP.</sar>