Here is the place to post the weird, the wonderful, and the downright stupid.

Here are some I've seen lately:

I'm a good dog, I just do bad things

How about a threesome? [above this were depictions of a runner, a cyclist, and a swimmer]

:lol:

Magdalene

03 March 2013 05:47 PM

One I saw that I liked:

"Nobody agrees how old the human race is, but everybody agrees it is old enough to know better."

Magdalene

daisyslegs

12 March 2013 01:38 AM

Mr. Legs told me about one he saw the other day and thought it was interesting:

K9 On Board. Please Do Not Approach Vehicle

I found it interesting too. Made me wonder if it was a responsible owner knowing their dog might bite? But why would they leave it in an inclosed vehicle? Was it intended as an anti theft type of thing?

LizzyBean

12 March 2013 01:43 AM

I was behind a car the other day that had an "I (heart) lemmings) sticker on it. I thought that was cute.

DrRocket

12 March 2013 02:26 AM

A couple of years ago, I was behind a dump truck at a stoplight. I noticed a heavily stained sticker on it that said "Every great day begins with a good dump!"

Mad Jay

12 March 2013 02:48 AM

Not really a bumper sticker, but I was at a traffic light behind a Toyota Prius stopped right next to a pickup whose tags were "GASLVR"

Then during the 2008 elections, I saw another of those hybrids (I forgot which exactly) with a McCain/Palin sticker next to a Hummer with a Obama/Biden sticker. Umm.. aren't environmentalists supposed to be liberal, and Hummer drivers conservative?

Meka

12 March 2013 03:02 AM

Saw this one a while back in a university parking lot:
"Honk if you passed P-Chem."

TallGeekyGirl

12 March 2013 04:30 AM

Re-posted from Unhijackable...

I saw a sewage truck with the logo "Yesterday's meals on wheels."

Lainie

12 March 2013 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daisyslegs
(Post 1720382)

Mr. Legs told me about one he saw the other day and thought it was interesting:

K9 On Board. Please Do Not Approach Vehicle

Was it a cop car?

Brad from Georgia

12 March 2013 04:19 PM

I sort of like the K-9 one. Mine would read "DO NOT APPROACH CAR. K-9 with known issues aboard. And he's packing heat."

daisyslegs

12 March 2013 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lainie
(Post 1720491)

Was it a cop car?

Nope, the Mr. thought about that as the first reason. Unless it was an "under cover" car which would not make sense as it kinda blows the cover, doesn't it?

ETA: Brad, you crack me up!

Kallah

12 March 2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad from Georgia
(Post 1720598)

I sort of like the K-9 one. Mine would read "DO NOT APPROACH CAR. K-9 with known issues aboard. And he's packing heat."

I saw a picture online (which is starting to sound more and more like "So this guy told me ..." each passing day) of one that read: "Beware of dog. The cat's pretty shifty, too."

Stan The Man

12 March 2013 07:58 PM

I've seen it this way: BEWARE OF THE DOG. THE CAT IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY EITHER.

TallGeekyGirl

12 March 2013 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lainie
(Post 1720491)

Was it a cop car?

Maybe it was a TARDIS? :D

Psihala

29 March 2016 05:47 PM

Seen at a traffic light this morning:

I Apologize -- for driving too close in front of you!

-and-

Yes, you ARE the center of the Universe--use your turn signal anyway

~Psihala

smittykins

29 March 2016 07:52 PM

There's a couple of threads on thesamba.com(a VW enthusiast website)dealing with window/bumper stickers. Some of my favorites:

"It IS Floored."
"Never Get Behind A VW Bus."
"Old VW's don't leak oil, they just mark their spot."
(On a passenger-side door mirror)"Objects in Mirror Appear To Be Losing."
"0 To 60 in 10 Minutes," "0 To 60 in 15 Minutes," and my personal favorite "0 To 60 in...Hang On, Still Counting." :lol:

Lainie

29 March 2016 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TallGeekyGirl
(Post 1720709)

Maybe it was a TARDIS? :D

:lol: Just saw this.

Bobcat Warrior

29 March 2016 08:25 PM

When I still lived in Hawaii, I saw a pig hunters truck (1/4 ton pick up, 4-wheel drive, elevated suspension, dog cages in the bed and gun rack in the rear window) with a bumper sticker, in large letters: "PETA". When I finally got close the the truck, I saw the bumper sticker actually read:

People for Eating Tasty Animals.

BW

Brad from Georgia

29 March 2016 10:57 PM

The other day I saw a big SUV with two, one above the other. Top one:TRUMP 2016-Defend the Constitution

Right under it:PROUD R.A.C.I.S.T

I don't remember the full acronym, but the last two words were "Socialist Thugs"

Edited to add: My wife says it's something like Real Americans Confronting Infiltrating Socialist Thugs. Sounds about right, but I think the C word might have been "combating." Or, if one is British, 'combatting,' the way I first learned to spell it before this newfangled change to the formation of American gerunds.

musicgeek

30 March 2016 03:15 AM

I didn't want to kill the mood with obnoxious bumper stickers, but since Brad took that leap :p, I'll go for it:

"We love Jesus... How about you?"

For some reason this grates on me as possibly the smuggest, most egregiously missing the point, tone deaf bumper sticker theology I've seen.