Kim Kardashian: Hotter than Simona Fusco Stratten?

So yesterday I posted smoking bikini pics of Simona Fusco Stratten in Hawaii. I heard your cries declaring Kim Kardashian is way hotter. So here’s Kim shopping at Rite Aid. I’ll let you guys battle it out over who’s better looking. Which do I prefer? Please, real women are for chumps. I moved on to fictional chicks a long time ago. Yo, Ariel, get your seashells on we got a reservation to make. And quit hitting that Snarfblatt with Sebastian. I don’t want you causing another scene at the salad bar. I almost went back to Xena that’s how embarrassed I was. Yeah, okay, she ended up being a lesbian but at least I could take her nice places. But mostly she wanted to go to Hooters. *sniff* God, I miss her…

Kim is way hotter, but of course there’s going to be a long series of posts about how fat she is from women that are likely either ugly or 3x as fat. You know why? Beautiful women don’t insult other women, even when they ARE fat. Beautiful women don’t give a shit about other women. Which is why I know most of the women here who claim to be 5’6″ and athletic are either lying or ugly as hell.