Soooooooo, this is my 30's. Pretty typical really. Husband, three kids, a dog, kids begging for another pet, full-time job. But typical doesn't mean boring! Every day is something new. Some of it wonderful and fun. Some of it makes me want to pull my hair out. Either way this is my 30's and I'm loving it!

the boys

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Whose your Baby Mommy?

We are big fans of make believe in this house right now. With a 4 year old and a 2 year old pretty much everything revolves around make believe. From the good ol' days when Pooties was everyone's favorite imaginary friend to Justin's recent "date" with Batgirl to Leo's fake machine gun noises while his Batman toy attacks Darth Vader we are sporting some huge imaginations around this house.

For example, Leo insists on being Batdog most evenings complete with growling/barking in place of talking, licking in place of good night kisses, and of course remaining on all fours at all times. This can make the bedtime routine a little challenging. He was pretty much Batdog for the last 45 minutes of the night tonight. He only breaks character to remind me that he is a dog. "No, mom say 'brush your teeth DOGGIE" whenever I mistakenly ask Leo to do something. "Go potty, doggie." "Do you want to rock-a-bye, Doggie?" "Say goodnight Doggie." He even barked at me as I shut his door tonight.

One of their other favorite games right now is to play Baby Justin and Baby Leo. It's just what it sounds like. They are baby crazy right now so they want to pretend one of them is a baby. They want me to hold one of them and cradle him in my arms while the other one lovingly coos and baby talks to his "baby" brother. They whimper and cry like a baby and drink fake bottles, etc, etc. Usually this happens right after bath time so they can be swaddled in a bath towel. They really have a rough life, huh?

And because I am still trying to get back in the running for Mother of Year (after Justin's use of the words freaking and shit all in one weekend), I play along with everything. I mean EVERYTHING. I pretend the scribbles are in fact a well drawn spaceship and I knew that all along. I play with cars, trucks, and numerous transformer/batman/scooby figurines although my car engine noises and my transformer conversations leave something to be desired. I listen to the stories and give proper oohh's and ahhhh's and scary or surprised faces all on cue. I dance at the dance parties. I applaud all of the Lego configurations. I allow Wrestlemania just about every night and go along with the entire song and dance (sometimes literally) that goes with each wrestling match while silently praying that no one breaks and arm or cracks their head open!

But heaven forbid I be allowed to get in on the whole act. Tonight I was all cuddled up on Jeremy's lap taking a brief rest before starting dinner. Justin had to come poke his nose in our peaceful moment and wanted to know what we were doing. So Jeremy tries to play out one of their favorite games and starts pretending like I am Baby Mommy. Not, mind you, Baby Mama....although I guess I am that too if you think about it. So Jeremy starts using the baby voice and cooing in my face. He is rocking me in his arms as if I'm a baby. I'm all cuddled up and making little cooing sounds back at him.

And what do I get for my efforts at make believe? Justin just looks at us and says "Stop it, Mom. That's just being ridiculous." Well, alrighty then. Baby Mommy got shut down! Do you think he would like it the next time he "draws" me a picture and I just say "Geez Justin that's just a big pile of scribbles!" Or when he hands me a dandelion should I say "are you freaking kidding me? that's a weed! get it out of my face." But no, I am a mother. So I oblige him by stopping the "ridiculous" Baby Mommy game and get back to the reality of a Thursday evening. It's ok. I went into this job willingly and I wouldn't change it for the world!!