Why, because it’s the Naked News entertainment roundup, naturally. Or, au natural-y if you know what I’m saying, right, Daddy-O who loves to receive his news of the day from a trio of hot girls without any clothes on. Well, okay, stockings. I can’t imagine anybody watches people with their clothes on deliver the news anymore. How last century of you. It’s 2014, we need our newscasters naked, you know, once we get rid of all the manfolk.