While I agree that the burger has two veggie patties in it, the claim that they are "delicious" is dubious to say the least. Sure, I think all the vegetables listed are present and accounted for, but somebody should have introduced them to some herbs and spices or salt and pepper at least. Hell, through a few onion rings in there too and you might actually have yourself a mouth party.

“Peas? Present! Corn? Present! Carrots? Present! Flavour? … Flavour was never even enrolled at this school.”

The one triumph is the vegan mayo. It tasted vaguely of fat and that was a welcome oasis in this wasteland of a burger.

Let me conclude by saying I have the utmost respect for my vegan friends and this taste test is in no way a dig at the vegan community.

To have that commitment to abstaining from animal products when prosciutto and soft cheese exist in this world is a remarkable feat as far as I am concerned. You are better people than I.

And to give credit where credit's due, you have to tip your hat to Hungry Jack's for catering to the vegan community, so they no longer have to hold their head up defiantly and pretend they are perfectly happy with an order of fries.

But it's important to remember that vegans have tastebuds too. I've eaten plenty of vegan food when I am dining with my plant-lovin' mates, and I know that it doesn't have to taste like low-rent lettuce.