Saturday, February 17, 2007

Overheard....

File under "S" for scintillating.
Shop Girl 1: I'm hungry. Wanna order something?
Shop Girl 2: Sure. What do you feel like?
SG 1: Pizza?
SG 2: I don't know. Maybe. Dominos?
SG 1: There's the Yellow Pages. You calling?
SG 2: Okay. Hmmm, Dominos doesn't deliver before 11 am? Even ON SATURDAY??
SG 1: Weird.
SG 2: They should be open all day Saturday. Really early.
SG 1: Yeah.
SG 2: Hey, there's an ad for hypnosis in the middle of the pizza ads. HA HA HA.
SG 1: Um....
SG 2: That's so funny!
SG 1: How 'bout Pizza Hut?
SG 2: Ugh! Too salty. Taste like they poured a cup of salt on top.
SG 1: I could really go for Chicken Chow Mein.
SG 2: No. I can't eat that. Too much MSG. I always get sick.
SG 1: Really.
SG 2: Yes. The first time I ate it, I got sick. The second time I ate that, I got sick.
SG 1: Hmmm.
SG 2: Yeah. I hadn't eaten all day and then I ate it and then I got sick. I got a headache and my eyes went all glassy.
SG 1: Wow. Pita?
SG 2: NO. Oh no, they gave me food that wasn't cooked all the way last time. And then the next time I went there they gave me raw food again.
SG 1: Oh.
SG 2: You could get salmonella.
SG 1: I guess.
SG 2: Besides, they are putting less and less stuff in their pitas. Ha ha ha.
SG 1: The deli? They have those egg rolls.
SG 2: NO.WAY!
SG 1: You don't like those?
SG 2: They are just big grease balls. I can't eat those.
SG 1: Quiche?
SG 2: What??
SG 1: You know, QUICHE.
SG 2: ...
SG 1: Those things? With the bread?
SG 2: ...

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