Oliver decided to make a YouTube conspiracy video of his own, about Cadbury Creme Eggs. Which sort of makes sense; how does the grossest seasonal confection this side of candy corn keep selling? The fix has to be in somewhere, right?

According to Oliver, Creme Eggs are part of an elaborate web of secrets involving German gold and Miracle On 34th Street. Follow him down a trail of logical leaps that almost, but don’t quite make sense, until you realize that much like the Denver airport, Creme Eggs is also a tool of Illuminati control. Open your eyes, people.