Author has written 46 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Radio Dramas, Little Monsters, Stanley Parable, Misc. Plays/Musicals, BioShock, Home Alone, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Back to the Future, and Hunger Games.

You can copy and paste this and re-write this to your own accord, but be sure to note that I made this myself.

Categories and statuses of my stories:

(I have deleted any notes saying "ongoing"/"on hiatus" because there is no particular way I can say I am working on one or the other fanfic.)

1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time arc

General information: Follows the adventures of "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller"" (read: alternate!Chell) throughout space and time. Diverges from the ending of Portal / beginning of Portal 2.

1.1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time

1.2. Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two

1.3. The Inevitable Sunset

1.4. A Holiday Name Here Carol

1.5. Several fics written as interdimensionalPortaller herself

2. Other Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise fics

General information: A shared universe in which Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is set, and then there are some other fics. Most likely done with forever.

2.3. Caroline-on-the-Roof (can be seen as a P:t4M fic, but can also be seen as separate from it)

2.4. Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition (think one of the countless fan versions of misscam's story)

2.5. The Credits Song

2.6. Her Name is Gladys Rattmann

3. Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange

General information: A bunch of people give each other prompts for Portal fanfics, then write them out. Released September 1st, 2012, even though the actual release date was postponed by the organizer.

3.1. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe

3.2. The Former Glory Restored

4. The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics

General information: There was an incident with patients and horrible fanfic writers, and now I must take it upon myself to, well, revive Rose/Kanaya fanfics. Read: I take what's wrong with me, exaggerate it and have Rose be in place of me, because, like, tests compare me to her.

4.1. Portal: Stay Inside

4.2. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien

5. Post-SCrash Session series and other trollfics

General information: A trollfic series set in the universe of ITS MY LIFE! I originally wrote much worse-spelled stories that were only on Google Docs, but then I changed my mind.

5.1. Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition

5.2. That one Rose/Kanaya fanfic that you will find strangely familiar

5.3. Post-SCrash Session

5.4. Enchiridion Marrissa(yes, it's a real document)

5.5. Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens

5.6. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host

5.7. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History

5.8. MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology

5.9. Marissa Roberts: The Girl Behind The Stories

6. Return to the Chocolate Factory

General information: Notice how Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the fandom list above somehow got in years before any other fandom and then was forgotten? Sometime in 2013 I happened to remember it, and it inspired all subsequent fanfics by me.

6.1. Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer

6.2. Calliope and the Final Update

6.3. Caliborn's Stories 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

6.4. Just Before the Anthology (aka Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2)

6.5. Cornelia and the Chewing Gum Diva

6.6. Everything Wrong With: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

7. Calliope's Update Girl

General information: Gets a separate category because it already has become so damn long and there is a very big chance (I'm not giving the precise number) I might develop this into a shared universe.

7.1. Stage 1: Together at Last

7.2. Stage 2: Acts of an Unscrupulous Puppetmaster

7.3. Loading Screen 1: Scattered yet United

7.4. Stage 3: Painful yet Consistent Progression

7.5. Stage 4: So You're Karkat Vantas

7.6. Stage 5: Her Imperious Condescension

7.?. The Homestuck Character Support Group

8. Other fics (pre-2013)

General information: Everything else I'm writing that's fan fiction. They do not form a continuity, but all of my fanfics like to reference each other in twisted ways. Divided into pre-2013 and post-2013 because in 2013 I decided to take a hiatus from fanfics and I feel that works before then and after then don't share a spirit.

8.1. The Co-op Bots

8.2. Division of Doom

8.3. A Horrible Freak of Nature

8.4. The Anvilicious Leaders

8.5. District 14

9. Other fics (post-2013)

9.1. Chronicles of Minebent

9.2. Bright yet Dark

9.3. Night Vale watches the Eurovision

9.4. Caliborn's Stories 2: The Portal Series

9.5. Caliborn's Stories 3: The Half-Life Series

9.6. Caliborn's Stories 4: Little Monsters

9.7. Caliborn's Stories 5: The Stanley Parable

9.8. The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending

9.9. Caliborn's Stories 6: Madagaskaras

9.10. Caliborn's Stories 8: Kerbal Space Program

9.11. Inception of a Masterpiece

9.12. Caliborn's Stories 9: BioShock Infinite

10. Collaborations

General information: Simple as that: writing together with others. Knowing me, it won't happen very often.

The once enthusiastic, now not so happy, Jade Harley, experiences the ups and downs of being a teenager, but the ups are rare and the downs are becoming deeper and deeper each day. Who could possibly save her from this rut? Possibly the most unexpected of people will step up and help her get back onto her feet again, so they can make their journey through together.

This is the story of 12 trolls much like the ones we have come to know and love/hate, but unique in so many different ways. This is the Sgrub session that started it all. Featuring an egotistical thief, a cloudy-minded seer, a broken-minded boy, and the slavery of a girl. This is A1.

Terezi drinks a new Faygo she has never tasted before, only to find she is alergic to it, and her body is filling up somehow with the sugary substance. Karkat appears, and helps her the only way he thinks he can- by sucking the juice out of her. (Not technically finished, may be edited later.)

AU. A Homestuck character loses their memory, and their friends try to help them to remember. This story contains JohnxVriska and some DavexJade. I'm sorry if the characters seem ooc, this is my first fanfiction.

Instead of Violet getting turned into a blueberry, it was her mother...and Violet isn't happy about it. Now she's more determined than ever to outlast the other kids and turn the tables on a certain eccentric chocolatier. (COMPLETE!)

Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.

With Internet access, GLaDOS and Caroline learn about the Portal games. Unfortunately, they also learn just how some phrases can be taken the wrong way. Inspired by an interview. Discussion and implications of pairings, especially CaraDOS. No pairings.

Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.

In which Wheatley comes back via convenient back up files, turns GLaDOS - and in the process himself - human, puts a corrupt-in-a-bad-way AI in charge of the facility, and generally messes things up. So much for apologizing. Wheatley/GLaDOS on hiatus

Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

On the night of Temporal Experiment #1, Doc Brown finds that Marty McFly is unavailable, and therefore gets his girlfriend Jennifer. Inadvertently, though, he ends up bringing her to the year 2015. Now she must resolve to find a way to get back home while continuing to discover how times have changed. AU.

What do the characters of Calliope's Update Girl do when they're not reading Homestuck? They comfort each other after Hussie's developments, of course! A tie-in to Calliope's Update Girl, this story will feature Homestuck characters and self-inserts of my readers alike, and won't have a defined plot. It's mostly there to develop Calliope's Update Girl into a shared universe.

Rosalind Lutece realizes her lifelong dream of spending time on innovations of physics. In addition, she ends up finding her true love through these innovations. "Sequel" to The First Communication, but if you know the plot of BioShock Infinite, you should be able to figure out what's going on.

A story based on the published art of Flashlight Girl from an early version of Hiveswap, but otherwise having little relation to the game. Follow Kate Parker and her three friends as they set off to explore a completely unknown world and strive to develop a deeper relationship, as they finally break away from the wonderful yet horrible future.

MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology is nearing completion, but the whole project has been halting due to one co-author getting progressively worse. As such, the other co-author comes to help, but he doesn't know what the journey will entail. Formerly known as Violet and the Horrible Fanfic Writer v2.

Andrew Hussie is thinking about what will become of MSPA after Problem Sleuth. The solution comes through one of the most unexpected places: a 12 year old fan who messages him on a chat client that no one uses. AU, has significant differences from the "real" story.

Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody.

The Business Magnet one day wakes up and suddenly is spun into the twisted world of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and also as no one else but his childhood crush, Violet Beauregarde. How will it turn out for him? Alternatively: The story of a guy blinded by roleplay.

Violet Beauregarde has found one out of five Golden Tickets issued by Willy Wonka. However, she refuses to keep the ticket, instead giving it to her sworn rival Cornelia Prinzmetel. As with all of my CatCF stories, based on the 2005 movie.

In the beginning, there was an untouched land. Then, three cities sprouted from it, one by one. Then, shit started happening. Welcome to Minebent. (A short story collection based on the roleplay server)

We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.

Just a short fan episode I ended up spontaneously writing after someone mentioned the Eurovision on Tumblr. It's that time of the year again, when the song output from Europe rises dramatically, and Night Vale, caught in the middle of the show, reports on it. Also, news from Desert Bluffs, the results of the mayoral election, and traffic.

Another one of these faux-Marrissa stories with half-corrected English spelling and grammar. This time you get to follow Meanie Pixies, figure out how Janet Roberts really came to be and follow twelve characters in a romance drama action of seven solar sweeps.

WHAT IF: MarissaTheWriter wrote Homestuck Act 6? Also what if she had at least tried to learn proper English. Follow Janet Roberts, a descendant of the ever-Sueish Marissa Roberts, and her three friends as they hopefully play a game of Sburb Alpha.

Through circumstances, the Irkens and the trolls, because of their near-brainwashing leaders, achieve a state of universal conquest. Through more circumstances, they are directed against each other. Irken/troll swap.

Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: "In an AU where all the cores and robots are human office workers and GLaDOS is their boss, there is some love triangle-ing going on." See inside for full prompt.

Aperture Laboratories join Panem as District 14, and as with any other District, two test subjects are forced into the Games every year. Any and all. Including people everyone from Aperture Science knows.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: A relatively short ficlet reposted from Archive of Our Own, chronologically taking place between Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time and The Inevitable Sunset.

Dib and Gaz are dead at the Professor's hands, and he decides to do a slightly fun experiment with their genes. Note the extreme nerdiness in the first chapter, so it's free to be skipped if you don't really want to read it.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: While the ATIC is trying to teach some people something that is virtually unteachable, the twenty S***b players gather for an ultimate meetup. Warning: Includes insulting parodies and serious injuries.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: And this is her story in the Combine-ruled world. AU, but only in the sense of a complete date mess up and trying to guess what happens in Half-Life 2: Episode Three.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: After the events of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time, Aperture Science Business Magnet/Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller" duet sings a song from an alternate universe.

Portal / real life crossover: The Business Magnet has forgotten how to write fanfiction, and needs to learn. Meanwhile, the enemies he would like to forget take over his fantasy world, completely remake it, and all the cake reappears.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: The greatest minds of Aperture Science of all times come together in an event that will change Aperture's history forever. The rest of the chapters will be a bunch of AUs.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: Portal 2 follows the continuing adventures of Chell Johnson, a 23 year old senior test subject at the Aperture Science complex. Here she discovers how stupid this whole system is and attempts to escape the facilities.

Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: As the Combine are slowly taking over the last locations of the Resistance such as the White Forest and the Borealis, something big must be done. But it will not pass just fine as the two unrelated heroes keep disturbing Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance.