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Settle down children, I have some difficult news. This is going ...

Mr Garrison: Settle down children, I have some difficult news. This is going to make you all very sad. The school board is considering firing me as your teacher. There's a possibility I'll be let go and never allowed to teach you again. (Stan raises his hand) Yes Stanley?Stan: That's okay with us.Kyle: Yeah!Craig: Yeah, we dont care.Cartman: That's fine.Mr Garrison: (shouting) No it isn't! It makes you very sad!

Stan: Okay we have to do this stupid report so... (Tweek freaks out) So let's figure out what to do it about.(long pause)Cartman: How about we do it on that Raymond guy on TV, you know everyone loves Raymond.Kyle: No, Cartman, we can't do it on Raymond again. It has to be on a current event in South Park.

Mrs. Tweek: Oh hello son. How was your day?Tweek: Arghhh!Mrs. Tweek: Who are your little friends?Tweek: What do you mean?Kyle: We're his oral report buddies.Stan: Yeah, we have to stay up all night to write it.Mrs. Tweek: Well have some coffee boys. I'll brew up another pot for later.Kyle: Coffee? I don't think I like coffee.Mrs. Tweek: Oh you'll like this coffee, it's fresh.Mr. Tweek: Country fresh, like the morning after a rainstorm.Stan: Okay.