Chris: This is supposed to be some sort of Game of Thrones costume. But it’s aimed at nerds and I’m a nerd and all I can think about is how the Night’s Watch is comprised of only men and it’s freezing cold. So this doesn’t make enough sense for me.

Vincent: Eh, it’s pretty good for fantasy. Even Conan the Barbarian is depicted as wearing fur boots and underwear in the freezing cold. They were heartier people back then.

Chris: It’s worth noting I only looked at costumes described as “new for 2016” and I got the Donkey from Shrek. Timely.

Vincent: Maybe they’re trying to tie it into the election to try to empty out their backstock of Shrek costumes. Too bad the Republican’s don’t use a green Ogre. They have an orange one instead! *rim shot*

Chris: Harley Quinn was easily the most popular costume at this year’s New York Comic Con. Our friend Tony Moore and his wife kept count of how many Harleys passed their booth and they were up to 50 in just one day. But the Suicide Squad movie version doesn’t really look much like the cartoon or comics version.

Chris: Hey, I want to go as the character that you’ll see in movies in, like, two years from now.

Vincent: I’m guessing what happened is they knew he was going to be in Batman v Superman, so they went with it this year banking on the fact the movie would be wildly popular and he’d show up in costume. At least they can roll it out when Justice League comes out and tanks…. fish tanks…. hahahahaha barf