In a progressive utopia like Venezuela, the selfish are never allowed to withhold from The People precious rare commodities like toilet paper:

Police in Venezuela say they have seized nearly 2,500 rolls of toilet paper in an overnight raid of a clandestine warehouse storing scarce goods.

The Thursday announcement on Twitter said that the officers raiding the garage in western Caracas also seized about 400 diapers and 7,000 liters of fruit juice.

Police chief Luis Karabin told Venezuelan news agency AVN that police, acting on a telephone tip, found “merchandise that we know is scarce on the shelves and doesn’t reach the people.”

Toilet paper is hard to find in Venezuelan grocery stores, as are staple food items such as sugar, milk and cooking oil.

Why are even these basic staples rare in a country floating on a lake of precious oil, a country that if free would be luxuriously wealthy? Because under socialism, the only things that aren’t scarce are taxes, coercion, and misery.

Yet we shamble toward it, like idiot cows being led to a slaughterhouse.

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You can bet millions of welfare parasites and tens-of-millions of illegals are eating hot meals, but our combat warriors? Apparently, America doesn’t feel fighting and dying for their country makes them worthy of a hot meal. And incredibly, they still volunteer to fight for a country that doesn’t care about them.

For the moonbat, lack of toilet paper is in fact one of the hallmark signs of a utopia.

We have to remember here, the moonbat’s deep affinity for all things fecal. Think of how they like to collect jars of urine and store compost heaps consisting of their own excrement in their basements. They simply love to be surrounded by their own putrid waste products.

So the inability to wipe one’s own ass is a windfall of fecal fantasy making for them.

I’m sure the thought of collecting feces in the ass of their crack fills them with unending joy. Imagine all of the pseduoscientific rationalizations they’ll come up with to promote an unclean buttocks.

“Feces provides moisture which can be reclaimed by the body if held against the skin.”

“It’s like an exfoliating mud mask for your butt.”

“There is macrobiotic bacteria in excrement which help to clean the surface of the skin as they eat dead layers of the epidermis.”

What is it with the fucking communists and the fucking toilet paper?!?!??! When I was growing up in commie Poland, toilet paper was one of the hardest things to get!!! Almost as hard as real meat!!! WTF?!?!

Wow, that stockpile is not even enough for .001% of the people. That might be enough for maybe 15-20 families for a year. They didn’t say what happened to the person who was storing the stuff for his family and friends. I assume he was dragged out into the street and shot.

“Human excrement has a natural SPF of 30. So for nudists who don’t fall into the capitalist habit of wiping, all they have to do is reach around and scoop out a dollop of purely organic fecal sunscreen that they can rub all over their bodies to protect themselves from the Sun’s harmful rays. Best of all, it’s free so you don’t have to contribute to the profiteering of the big corporate sunscreen conglomerates.”

No one has asked the question “who paid for that toilet paper?” Surely it wasn’t a charitable gift from the manufacturer.

Either it was purchased, stolen, purchased, then stolen, or purchased and now stolen by the collective.

Hint to socialists…..we don’t have shortages of toilet paper in capitalist countries. You can buy toilet paper at hundreds of stores. If you use up all your toilet paper, capitalists will make more.

Only problem is that they expect to be compensated for their time and effort. Pay them money….neverending supplies of toilet paper. Don’t pay….no TP. Use leaves, pine cones, or do it like the folks in the middle east.