Former party girl who recently had a scary awakening. No more beer for this chica ever again in her life, says the doctor. Recently got diagnosed with a lifelong blood disorder and chronic pancreatitis, just to mention a few.

Just got a job as a financial consultant and is trying to "grow up" as they like to call it.

Likes to make fun of asshats and lock them in rooms full of horny squirrels.

Is in love with the best man on the face of the planet. He has dancing green eyes and crazy hair.

update: Still fixing stuff as fast as I can!. As you may have noticed, Diaryland is being renovated, which is still in progress. Bugs are all being fixed. The new design should work on phones much better than the old one, and pages in the members area are being converted to the new look one by one, so they can be tested. Please email help@diaryland.com with any new problems, but things that are already bugs should be fixed soon!