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It has been revealed today that National Collective are to open a helpline to assist its members on how to deal with the devastating news that David Bowie is a Unionist. The group, made up entirely by fuds who are completely up themselves, reacted sh...

Following the success of David Bowie's new single, the iconic singer is to bring out an album of duets. The album includes a number of stunning tracks including a duet with Crystal Gayle on a number entitled Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue And My Blu...

The pop, entertainment world is flabbergasted because after a 10 year break ageing superstar, David Bowie, has released a brand new single to celebrate his 66th birthday and he was worried that the world had forgot him and he had forgot the world.

The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist.
Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...

Back in the 1970s, androgynous glam-rock star David Bowie posed the intriguing question: "Is There Life On Mars?"
It seems that if there isn't, after all, there soon will be, as Bowie plans to fly to Mars in a giant glass spider, equipped with a f...

The race is on to sign the "big five" rock stars who have yet to pen memoirs.
Following the success of autobiographies by Rolling Stone Keith Richards and top-hatted, corkscrew-haired axeman Slash, publishers are keen to snap up more big names.

Southern England - Greater London insomniacs are in raptures tonight.
A low-flying UFO has apparently attempted 'making human contact' by playing a medley of space-themed rock music classics.
The July 1972 No#1 smash hit from The Rise and Fall...

The magnificent entertainer and world class trip hippy, rock star musician, David Bowie, has raised concerns about the recent cutbacks at the BBC. Bowie, famous for his mad costumes and trippy music of the 70's, 80's and 90's was a bit ''miffed man'...

The man who sold the world, immortalised by eccentric English star David Bowie in a song and an album, today changed his mind, and put the world up for rent.
Speaking from his stair, he spoke of was and when. 'Who knows?, he said, 'not me, I never lost control', and as this journalist was face to face with him, I asked him if he had any plans to try and sell the world again in the future. His a...

The BBC has tonight revealed that aging crooner, David Bowie, is to be the new Doctor Who, succeeding Scottish actor David Tennant, who is leaving the show to concentrate on his first love, Porn Films.
Bowie, pronounced BOH-EE (with the BOH as in...

Boston - Bolstering his beleaguered campaign bankroll, Barack Obama's brain trust blueprints plans for a Blues/Rock fundraiser. Bound for Boston, a bountiful bevy of British and U.S. bands are booked and for the two-day jamboree. Boosters will b...

The Political Correctness Institute has decided to change the titles of many famous songs, as they are concerned one person might be offended by them somewhere. And so here are the top 10 politically correct songs:
* 'The Laughing Vertically-Challenged Man With Equal Rights And Opportunities', David Bowie.
* 'Stairway To An Unproven Afterlife Area Which May Or May Not...

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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.

Trump Names Sarah Palin as Chief of Staff of...

...the Upstairs Maid Crew for the White House!

Fidel Castro's Death Leads to 9 Days of Mourning

Trump's election is 22 days of mourning and counting.

Irish Priest Barred by Vatican

Controversial Irish Catholic theologian, Fr. Finnbar O'Murphy has been excommunicated by Pope Francis for declaring that "Jesus Christ did not want to suffer... for humanity or anything else."

Mike Pence Doesn't Want to Be Called Vice-President Because He is Against Vice

He thinks "The Deputy President," or even "President, Jr." would be acceptable though.

Mike Pence Doesn't Want to Be Called Vice-President Because He is Against Vice

The Deputy President, or even President, Jr. or would be okay though.

New Category in This Years Oscars

The new category is "The Dumbest Lyrics in a Musical".Fav is The Bodyguard where... Whitney Houston sings to Kevin Costner..."We both know I'm not what you... you neeeed..." What he needed was specs.

George W. Bush and Barack Obama Are Secretly Glad Trump Was Elected

They know that when Trump's term is over, no one will ever call THEM "Worst President Ever" again.

Thanksgiving Pardon

Today President Obama pardoned all the turkeys who voted for Donald Trump.

They will live out their lives standing in unemployment lines, waiting for Mr. Trump to Make America Great Again.

Trump Says He Forgot His Secret Plan to Defeat ISIS

"It's so secret I was afraid to write it down. But it'll come to me, I'm sure" said Trump.

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