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I assume these are gonna get pretty annoying for the people who don’t care about this Aniblog stuff. I’m having fun with these write-ups though, so I’ll keep doing them. But yeah, a review or two after this.

Here, the author adequately explains why Bake is good (but not perfect). Too bad the guy doesn’t know English because all of his articles are filled with spelling mistakes and broken grammar. I still thought it was a decent read, though.

Watching anime with your child could open conversation and even opportunities to discuss themes of the series that may relate to Christianity. For instance, self-sacrifice in Naruto could easily segue into a discussion about Jesus and the cross.

Overall rating: Terrible. This is just poorly written propaganda intended to marginalize non-Christians and brainwash children.

The review was going okay until after a few paragraphs she decided to talk about the characters. And by “talk”, I mean “write a wall of text that would frighten away all but the bravest of souls”. Protip: You generally want your readers to read what you write, so don’t fuck yourself over with shit like that.

Refreshing. I was really getting fucking tired of reading all these terrible anime reviews. I was mostly impressed by the photos taken and her description made me really interested in picking this shit up. Kudos for inspiring an emotion in me besides disgust.

A message about internet drama and such. It turned real sad after the hair-cutting picture. I don’t necessarily agree with all the author’s opinions, but at least I can respect them, which is more than I can say for a lot of articles I’ve read in this tournament.

The art makes Ghibli look like children’s drawings, the animation puts Fate Zero to shame, the music puts Guilty Crown to shame and the nostalgia makes Persona 4′s Persona 3 crossover episode look like fan fiction written by a 13 year old girl.

I will admit, if the site was supposed to be a joke it passed. But seriously even if I was brainwashed enough to believe in fairytales I would still read that and cringe. FFS, if he really loved his zombie jezzus that much he surely would not be comparing it to Naruto.

“I’m having fun with these write-ups though, so I’ll keep doing them.”
I-it’s not like I’m reading this because I enjoy it or anything!
Srsly though, keep up the good work, ye god of scepticism and sarcasm.