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Ok, AFAIK this has got to be the all time longest list of net speak you've ever seen. BSF, FYI... aren't you glad you know what PRON is now...ROTGLMAO :

A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture A3 Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse AAF As A Friend AAK Asleep At Keyboard AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest AAR At Any Rate AAR8 At Any Rate AAS Alive And Smiling AATK Always At The Keyboard AAYF As Always, Your Friend AB Ass Backwards ABITHIWTIDB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush ABT2 About To ACD Alt Control Delete ACE Access Control Entry ACK Acknowledgement ACORN A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person ADAD Another Day Another Dollar ADBB All Done Bye Bye ADIH Another Day In Hell ADIP Another Day In Paradise ADN Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now ADR Address AEAP As Early As Possible AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAICS As Far As I Can See AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Remember AFAIU As Far As I Understand AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It AFAP As Far As Possible AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned AFC Away From Computer AFDN Any F***ing Day Now AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed AFJ April Fools Joke AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes AFT About F***ing Time AFZ Acronym Free Zone AGB Almost Good Bridge AGKWE And God Knows What Else AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle AIGHT All Right AIH As It Happens AIMB As I Mentioned Before AIMP Always In My Prayers AISB As I Said Before AISE As I Said Earlier AISI As I See It AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As ALAP As Late As Possible Alcon All Concerned ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally AMAP As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible AMBW All My Best Wishes AMF Adios Mother F***er AML All My Love AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different ANGB Almost Nearly Good Bridge AOAS All Of A Sudden AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth AON Apropos Of Nothing AP Apple Pie AS Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible ASAMOF As A Matter Of Fact ASAP As Soon As Possible ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This ASL Age/Sex/Location ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies ATAB Ain't That A Bitch ATC Any Two Cards ATSL Along The Same Line ATST At The Same Time ATW All the Web -or- Around the Web AWC After While, Crocodile AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet? AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague AWNIAC All We Need Is Another Chair AWOL Absent Without Leave AWTTW A Word To The Wise AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky AYCE All You Can Eat AYK As You Know AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because AYV Are You Vertical? B&F Back and Forth B/C Because B4 Before B4N Bye For Now B4U Before You B4YKI Before You Know It BAC Bad Ass Chick BAG Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin BAK Back At Keyboard BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er BAU Business As Usual BB Be Back BB4N Bye Bye for Now BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief BBBG Bye Bye Be Good BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel BBFN Bye Bye for Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBIAF Be Back In A Few BBIAS Be Back In A Sec BBIAW Be Back In A While BBL Be Back Later BBMFIC Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge BBN Bye Bye Now BBR Burnt Beyond Repair BBSD Be Back Soon Darling BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later BBT Be Back Tomorrow BBW Big Beautiful Woman BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle BCBS Big Company, Big School BCNU Be Seeing You BCOZ Because BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes BDC Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com BDN Big Damn Number BEG Big Evil Grin BF Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features BFD Big F***ing Deal BFE Bum F*** Egypt BFF Best Friends Forever BFFN Best Friends For Now BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End BFN Bye For Now BFR Big F***ing Rock BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart BI5 Back In Five BIBI Bye Bye BIBO Beer In, Beer Out BIF Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget BIL Brother-In-Law BIOIYA Break It Off In Your Ass BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose BITCH Basically In The Clear Homey BITD Back In The Day BITFOB Bring It The F*** On, Bitch BJ Blow Job BJJDI Billy Joel Just Drove In BKA Better Known As BL Belly Laughing BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird BM Byte Me BMF Bad Mother F***er BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter BMOF Bite Me Old Fart BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing BNF Big Name Fan BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation BOTOH But On The Other Hand BPLM Big Person Little Mind BR Bathroom BRB Be Right Back BRT Be Right There BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience BSEG Big Sh** Eating Grin BSF But Seriously, Folks BSOD Blue Screen of Death BT Byte This BTA But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks BTDT Been There Done That BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On BTWITIAILW/U By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You BW Best Wishes BWDIK But What Do I Know BWL Bursting With Laughter BWO Black, White or Other BYKT But you Knew That BYOA Bring Your Own Advil BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer BYOW Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine BZ Busy C&G Chuckly and Grin C/P Cross Post C/S Change of Subject C4N Ciao For Now CAAC Cool As A Cucumber CAS Crack A Smile CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break CBB Can't Be Bothered CBF Can't Be F***ed CBJ Covered Blow Job CD9 Code 9 - it means parents are around CF Coffee Freak CFV Call For Vote CHA Click Here Asshole CIAO Goodbye (in Italian) CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out CICYHW Can I Copy Your Home Work CID Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace CIS CompuServe Information Service CLM Career Limiting Move CMAP Cover My Ass Partner CMF Count My Fingers CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong CMU Crack Me Up CNP Continued in Next Post COB Close Of Business COD Change Of Dressing CofS Church of Scientology COS Change Of Subject C-P Sleepy CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products CRAT Can't Remember A Thing CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** CRB Come Right Back CRBT Crying Real Big Tears CRDTCHCK Credit Check CRS Can't Remember Sh** CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym CS Career Suicide CSA Cool Sweet Awesome CSL Can't Stop Laughing CSN Chuckle, Snicker, Grin C-T City CTA Call To Action CTC Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat CTO Check This Out CU See You -or- Cracking Up CUATU See You Around The Universe CUL8R See You Later CULA See You Later Alligator CUNS See You In School CUOL See You OnLine CUZ Because CWOT Complete Waste Of Time CWYL Chat With You Later CX Cancelled CY Calm Yourself CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya CYL See You Later CYM Check Your Mail CYO See You Online CYT See You Tomorrow D&M Deep & Meaningful DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DBA Doing Business As DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It DBD Don't Be Dumb DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DD Due Diligence DDD Direct Distance Dial DDSOS Different Day, Same Old Sh** def Definitely DETI Don't Even Think It DF Dear Friend DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) DGA Don't Go Anywhere DGT Don't Go There DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine DH Dear Husband DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DIAF Die In A Fire DIC Drunk In Charge DIKU Do I Know You DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** DINK Double Incomes, No Kids DIRFT Do It Right the First Time DISTO Did I Say That Outloud? DITR Dancing In The Rain DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed DIY Do It Yourself DKDC Don't Know Don't Care DL Download -or- Dead Link DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DLTM Don't Lie To Me DMI Don't Mention It DNBL8 Do Not Be Late DNC Does Not Compute DND Do Not Disturb DOC Drug Of Choice DOE Depends On Experience DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch) DORD Department of Redundancy Department DP Domestic Partner dps Damage Per Second DPUP Don't Poop Your Pants DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job DRIB Don't Read If Busy DSTR8 Damn Straight DTC Deep Throaty Chuckle DTRT Do The Right Thing DUI Driving Under the Influence DUM Do You Masturbate? DUNA Don't Use No Acronyms DURS Damn You Are Sexy DUSL Do You Scream Loud? DUST Did You See That DWB Don't Write Back DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy DWI Driving While Intoxicated DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips DWS Driving While Stupid DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated DWYM Does What You Mean DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When... DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing E123 Easy as One, Two, Three EAK Eating at Keyboard EE Electronic Emission effin F***ing EFT Electronic Funds Transfer EG Evil Grin EL Evil Laugh EM Excuse Me EMA E-Mail Address EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In EMI Excuse My Ignorance EML Email Me Later EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World EMSG E-Mail Message EOD End Of Day EOL End Of Life EOM End Of Message EOT End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) ESADYFA Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day ESH Experience, Strength, and Hope ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator ETA Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) EVRE1 Every One EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated EZ Easy F2F Face-to-Face FAB Features Attributes Benefits FAH F***ing A Hot FAP F***ing A Pissed FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List FAQOMFT Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time FASB Fast Ass Son Bitchii FAWC For Anyone Who Cares FB F*** Buddy FBI F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat FCFS First Come, First Served FDGB Fall Down Go Boom FE Fatal Error FF Friends Forever FFS For F*** Sake FGDAI Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It FIF F*** I'm Funny FIIK F*** If I Know FIL Father-In-Law FILF Father I'd Like to F*** FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong FINE F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional FISH First in, Still Here FITB Fill In The Blanks FLA Four Letter Acronym FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know FMUTA F*** Me Up The Ass FO F*** Off FOAD F*** Off And Die FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOAG F*** Off And Google FOC Free of Charge FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing FOL Fond of Leather FOMC Fell Off My Chair FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device FS For Sale FSBO For Sale By Owner FSR For Some Reason FSU F*** Sh** Up FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart FTF F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It FTL Faster Than Light FTLOG For The Love Of God FTN F*** That Noise FTR For The Record FTRF F*** That's Really Funny FTTB For The Time Being FTW For The Win -or- F*** The World FU2 F*** You Too FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation FUJIMO F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On FUM F***ed Up Mess FWB Friends With Benefits FWD Forward FWIW For What It's Worth FYA For Your Amusement FYE For Your Edification FYF From your Friend FYI For Your Information FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears FYM For Your Misinformation FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night G Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So GA Go Ahead GAB Getting A Beer GAL Get A Life GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little GALHER Get A Load of Her GALHIM Get A Load of Him GANB Getting Another Beer GAP Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People GAS Got A Second GB Good Bridge GBG Great Big Grin GBH Great Big Hug GC Good Crib GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent GF Girlfriend GFF Go F***ing Figure GFI Go For It GFN Gone For Now GFR Grim File Reaper GFTD Gone For The Day GFY Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself GFYMF Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er GG Good Game -or- Gotta Go GGA Good Game All GGN Gotta Go Now GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here GGP Gotta Go Pee GI Google It GIC Gift In Crib GIDK Gee I Don't Know GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GJ Good Job GJP Good Job Partner GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost GLA Good Luck All GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender GLG Good Looking Girl GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I GM Good Morning -or- Good Move GMAB Give Me A Break GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves GN Good Night GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You GNOC Get Naked On Cam GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams GOI Get Over It GOK God Only Knows GOL Giggling Out Loud GOS Gay Or Straight GOWI Get On With It GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking GR2BR Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish GR8 Great gratz Congratulations GRRR Growling GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat GT Good Try GTFO Get The F*** Out GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here GTG Got To Go GTGB Got To Go, Bye GTGP Got To Go Pee GTH Go To Hell GTK Good To Know GTM Giggle To Myself GTRM Going To Read Mail GTSY Glad To See You GUD Geographically UnDesirable GWI Get With It GWS Get Well Soon GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass GYPO Get Your Pants Off H&K Hugs and Kisses H/O Hold On H/P Hold Please H4XX0R Hacker -or- To Be Hacked HAGD Have a Great Day HAGN Have A Good Night HAGO Have A Good One HAK Hugs And Kisses HAND Have a Nice Day HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week HB Hurry Back HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig HBB Hip Beyond Belief HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy HCC Holy Computer Crap HD Hold HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith HHIS Hanging Head In Shame HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours HIG How's It Going HIH Hope It Helps HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling HMFIC Head MOFO In Charge HNTI How Nice That/This Is HNTW How Nice That Was HNY Happy New Year HO Hold On HOHA HOllywood HAcker HOIC Hold On, I'm Coming HP Higher Power HSIK How Should I Know HT Hi There HTB Hang The Bastards HTH Hope This (or That) Helps HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head HUA Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass HUGZ Hugs HUYA Head Up Your Ass HWGA Here We Go Again I 1-D-R I Wonder I&I Intercourse & Inebriation IAC In Any Case -or- I Am Confused IAE In Any Event IAITS It's All In The Subject IANAC I Am Not A Crook IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV IANAE I Am Not An Expert IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You IAT I Am Tired IAW I Agree With -or- In Accordance With IAYM I Am Your Master IBGYBG I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It IBRB I'll Be Right Back IBT In Between Technology IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee IBTD I Beg To Differ IBTL In Before The Lock IC In Character -or- I See ICBW I Could Be Wrong ICYC In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care ID10T Idiot IDC I Don't Care IDGAF I Don't Give A F*** IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass IDGI I Don't Get It IDK I Don't Know IDK, my BFF Jill I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill IDKY I Don't Know You I-D-L Ideal IDM It Does Not Matter IDST I Didn't Say That IDTA I Did That Already IDTS I Don't Think So IEF It's Esther's Fault IF/IB In the Front -or- In the Back IFAB I Found A Bug IFU I F***ed Up IGGP I Gotta Go Pee IGTP I Get The Point IHA I Hate Acronyms IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message IHNO I Have No Opinion IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place IHU I Hear You IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference IIR If I Remember -or- If I Recall IIRC If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly IIT Is It Tight? IITLYTO If It's Too Loud You're Too Old IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink IIWM If It Were Me IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That ILA I Love Acronyms ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard ILU I Love You ILUAAF I Love You As A Friend ILY I Love You IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee IMA I Might Add IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You? IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMOO In My Own Opinion IMRU I Am, Are You? IMS I Am Sorry INBD It's No Big Deal INMP It's Not My Problem INNW If Not Now, When INPO In No Particular Order INUCOSM It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk IOH I'm Outta Here ION Index Of Names IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down IOW In Other Words IPN I'm Posting Naked IRL In Real Life ISAGN I See A Great Need ISH Insert Sarcasm Here ISO In Search Of ISS I Said So -or- I'm So Sure ISSYGTI Iím So Sure You Get The Idea ISTM It Seems to Me ISTR I Seem To Remember ISWYM I See What You Mean ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon ITA I Totally Agree ITFA In The Final Analysis ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick ITM In The Money ITS Intense Text Sex ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It IUM If You Must IWALU I Will Always Love You IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again IWIWU I Wish I Was You IWSN I Want Sex Now IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** IYD In Your Dreams IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do IYO In Your Opinion IYQ I Like You IYSS If You Say So IYSWIM If You See What I Mean J/C Just Checking J/J Just Joking J/K Just Kidding J/O Jerking Off J/P Just Playing J/W Just Wondering J2LYK Just To Let You Know J4G Just For Grins J4T or JFT Just For Today J5M Just Five Minutes JAD Just Another day JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman JAM Just A Minute JAS Just A Second JC Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ JDI Just Do It JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard JFH Just F*** Her JFI Just For Information JK Just Kidding JM2C Just My 2 Cents JMO Just My Opinion JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JSU Just Shut Up JSYK Just So You Know JT Just Teasing JTLYK Just To Let You Know JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud JTOU Just Thinking Of You JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey JW Just Wondering K OK KB Kick Butt KBD Keyboard kewl it means cool KFY -or- K4Y Kiss For You KIA Killed In Action KIR Keep It Real KISS Keep It Simple Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KITTY Vagina KK Kiss Kiss KMA Kiss My Ass KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass KMP Keep Me Posted KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass KMUF Kiss Me You Fool KMWA Kiss My White Ass KOK Knock KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTL Kiss On The Lips KPC Keeping Parents Clueless KS Kill Stealer KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work KWIM Know What I Mean KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed KYPO Keep Your Pants On L Laugh L8R Later LAQ Lame Ass Quote LB?W/C Like Bondage? Whips or Chains LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room LBUG or LBIG Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** LDR Long Distance Relationship LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again LFTI Looking Forward To It LGMAS Lord Give Me A Sign LHO Laughing Head Off LHOS Lets Have Online Sex LIFO Last In, First Out LIS Laughing In Silence LJBF Letís Just Be Friends LKITR Little Kid In The Room LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off LMHO Laughing My Head Off LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life LMK Let Me Know LMSO Laughing My Socks Off LMTCB Left Message To Call Back LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick LOML Love Of My Life LONH Lights On, Nobody Home LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere LOU Laughing Over You LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh** LRF Little Rubber Feet LSV Language, Sex, Violence LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTM Laughing To Myself LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time, No Type LTR Long Term Relationship LTTIC Look The Teacher Is Coming LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use LUMTP Love You More Than Pie LUSM Love You So Much LWR Launch When Ready LY Love You LY4E Love You Forever LYB Love You Babe LYCYLBB Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye LYKYAMY Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You LYL Love You Lots LYLAB Love You Like a Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister LYLB Love You Later Bye LYMI Love You, Mean It LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart M4C Meet for Coffee M8 or M8s Mate -or- Mates MA Mature Audience MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible MB Message Board MBN Must Be Nice MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over meh Who cares, whatever MFD Multi-Function Device MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen MFIC Mother F***er In Charge MFWIC Mo Fo Who's In Charge MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MIA Missing In Action MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please MIL Mother-In-Law MILF Mother I'd Like to F*** MITIN More Info Than I Needed MKOP My Kind Of Place MLAS My Lips Are Sealed MM Market Maker MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You MOF Matter Of Fact MOFO Mother F***er MOMPL One Moment Please MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MOP MOment Please MorF Male or Female MOS Mom Over Shoulder MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message Of The Day MOTOS Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy MSG Message MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear MTBF Mean Time Before Failure MTF More To Follow MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MTLA My True Love Always MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You MUAH or MWAH The sound of a kiss MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition MUSM Miss You So Much MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later MYL Mind Your Language MYOB Mind Your Own Business N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated N/M Nothing Much N/T No Text N1 Nice One N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU NAB Not A Blonde NADT Not A Damn Thing NAGB Nearly Almost A Good Bridge NAK Nursing At Keyboard NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That natch Naturally N-A-Y-L In A While NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) NB4T Not Before Time NBD No Big Deal NBFAB Not Bad For A Beginner NBFABS Not Bad For A Bot Stopper NBIF No Basis In Fact NC Nice Crib NCG New College Graduate NDN Indian -or- Native American NE Anyway NE1 Anyone NE1ER Anyone Here Ne2H Need To Have NESEC Any Second NEWS North, East, West, South NFBSK Not For British School Kids NFC Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance NFF No F***ing Fair NFG Not F***ing Good NFI No F***ing Idea NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way NG New Game NGB Nearly Good Bridge NH Nice Hand NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her NICE Nonsense In Crappy Existence NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer NIGYYSOB Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch NIM No Internal Message NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIMJD Not In My Job Description NIMQ Not In My Queue NIMY Never In A Million Years NISM Need I Say More NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams NLL Nice Little Lady NM Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move NME Enemy NMH Not Much Here NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling NMP Not My Problem NMTE Now More Than Ever NMU Not Much, You? NN Not Now NNCIMINTFZ Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone NNWW Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink NOFI No OFfence Intended NOS New Old Stock NOYB None Of Your Business NP No Problem -or- Nosy Parents NQA No Questions Asked NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear NR Nice Roll NRG Energy NRN No Reply Necessary NS Nice Set NSA No Strings Attached NSFW Not Safe For Work NSS No Sh** Sherlock NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care NTIM Not That It Matters NTIMM Not That It Matters Much NTK Nice To Know NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That NTW Not To Worry NTYMI Now That You Mention It NUB New person to a site or game NUFF Enough Said NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained NW No Way NWAL Nerd Without A Life NWR Not Work Related NYC Not Your Concern NYCFS New York City Finger Salute O Opponent OAO Over And Out OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OBE Overcome By Events OBTW Oh By The Way OBX Old Battle Axe OC Original Character -or- Own Character OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another OIC Oh, I See OICU812 Oh I See, You Ate One Too OK All Correct OL Old Lady OLL OnLine Love OLN OnLine Netiquette OM Old Man OMB Oh My Buddha OMDB Over My Dead Body OMFG Oh My F***ing God OMG Oh My God OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard OML Oh My Lord ONID Oh No I Didn't ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again ONUD Oh No You Didn't -or- Oh No You Don't OOAK One Of A Kind OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control OOF Out Of Facility OOI Out Of Interest OOO Out Of Office OOS Out Of Stock OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot OSINTOT Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That OST On Second Thought OT Off Topic OTASOIC Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction OTC Over The Counter OTF Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone) OTH Off The Hook OTL Out To Lunch OTOH On The Other Hand OTP On The Phone OTT Over The Top OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OTW Off The Wall OUSU Oh, You Shut Up OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OZ Australia P Partner P&C Private & Confidential P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain P2U4URAQTP Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie P911 Parent Alert PA Parent Alert PAL Parents Are Listening PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff PAW Parents Are Watching PB Potty Break PBB Parent Behind Back PBEM Play By EMail PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock PD Public Domain PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass PDQ Pretty Darn Quick PDS Please Don't Shout PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PFA Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached PFC Pretty F***ing Cold PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting PHB Pointy Haired Boss PHS Pointy Haired Stupidvisor PIAPS Pig In A Pant Suit PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer PIF Paid In Full PIMP Peeing In My Pants PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing PIN Person In Need PIR Parent In Room PITA Pain In The Ass PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort PLS Please PLZ Please PM Personal Message -or- Private Message PMBI Pardon My Butting In PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PML Pissing Myself Laughing PMSL Pissed MySelf Laughing PNATMBC Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain PND Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device PO Piss Off POAHF Put On A Happy Face POAK Passed Out At Keyboard POM Parent Over My Shoulder PONA Person Of No Account POOF Good-bye, gone; also seen as ::poof:: POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** POSC Piece Of Sh** Computer POSSLQ Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters POTS Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder POTUS President of the United States POV Point of View PP People PPL Pay-Per-Lead -or- People PRON Porn PS Post Script PSO Product Superior to Operator PTH Prime Tanning Hours PTP Pardon The Pun PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate PU That Stinks PWN Own PWNT Owned PWP Plot, What Plot? P-ZA Pizza Q2C Quick To Cum QFT Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking QL Quit Laughing QLS Reply QOTD Quote Of The Day QQ Quick Question -or- Cry More QS Quit Scrolling QT Cutie QYB Quit Your Bitching R&D Research & Development R&R Rest & Relaxation RAT Remotely Activated Trojan RB@Ya Right Back at Ya RBAY Right Back At You RBTL Read Between The Lines RC Remote Control RCI Rectal Cranial Inversion RE Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again RFD Request For Discussion RFR Really F***ing Rich RFS Really F***ing Soon RGR Roger RIYL Recommended If You Like RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms RL Real Life RLCO Real Life Conference RLF Real Life Friend RM Remake RMLB Read My Lips Baby RMMA Reading My Mind Again RMMM Read My Mail Man RN Right Now ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off ROTM Right On The Money RPG Role Playing Games RRQ Return Receipt Request RRR haR haR haR (instead of LOL) RSN Real Soon Now RT Real Time RTBS Reason To Be Single RTFAQ Read the FAQ File RTFM Read The F***ing Manual RTFQ Read The F***ing Question RTH Release The Hounds RTK Return To Keyboard RTM or RTFM Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude RU Are You? RU/18 Are You Over 18? RUFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me? RUH Are You Horny? RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose RUMORF Are You Male OR Female? RUNTS Are You Nuts? RUOK Are You OK? RUS Are You Serious? RUSOS Are You SOS (in trouble)? RUT Are You There? RUUP4IT Are You Up For It? RX Regards RYO Roll Your Own S Smile S^ What's Up? S2R Send To Receive S2U Same To You S4L Spam For Life SADAD Suck A Dick And Die SAHM Stay At Home Mom SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SEC Wait a second SED Said Enough Darling SEG Sh** Eating Grin SEP Somebody Else's Problem SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SEWAG Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess SF Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear SFTTM Stop F***ing Talking To Me SFX Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects SH Sh** Happens SHB Should Have Been SHID Slap Head In Disgust SHMILY See How Much I Love You SIC Spelling Is Correct SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing SII Seriously Impaired Imagination SIL Sister-In-Law SIT Stay In Touch SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage SITD Still In The Dark SIUP Suck It Up Pussy SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass Sk8r Skater SL Second Life SLAP Sounds Like A Plan SLAW Sounds Like A Winner SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid SLM See Last Mail SLOM Sticking Leeches On Myself SLT Something Like That SM Senior Moment SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message SMB Suck My Balls SME Subject Matter Expert SMEM Send Me E-Mail SMH Shaking My Head SMIM Send Me an Instant Message SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager SO Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend) SOB Son Of a B*tch SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot SOH Sense Of Humor SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure SOI Self Owning Idiot SOIAR Sit On It And Rotate SOL Sh** Out of Luck SOMY Sick Of Me Yet SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass SOP Standard Operating Procedure SorG Straight or Gay SOS Same Old Sh** SOT Short On Time SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go SOZ Sorry SRO Standing Room Only SRSLY Seriously SSC Super Sexy Cute SSDD Same Sh** Different Day SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms STBY Sucks To Be You STD Seal The Deal STFU Shut The F*** Up STFW Search The F***ing Web STM Spank The Monkey STPPYNOZGTW Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work STR8 Straight STS So To Speak STW Search The Web STYS Speak To You Soon SU Shut Up SUAC Sh** Up A Creek SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile SUL Snooze You Lose SUP What's Up? SUYF Shut Up You Fool SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways SWAK Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss SWALBCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWDYT So What Do You Think SWIS See What I'm Saying SWL Screaming With Laughter SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed SWU So What's Up SYS See You Soon SYT See You Tomorrow T@YL Talk At You Later TA Thanks Again TAFN That's All For Now TAH Take A Hike TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TAP Take A Pill TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up TAS Taking A Shower TAW Teachers Are Watching TBA To Be Advised TBC To Be Continued TBD To Be Determined TBE Thick Between Ears TBH To Be Honest TC Take Care TCB Trouble Came Back TCOY Take Care Of Yourself TDM Too Darn Many TDTM Talk Dirty To Me TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TFDS That is For Darn Sure TFH Thread From Hell TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share TFMIU The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice TFS Thanks For Sharing TFTT Thanks For The Thought TFX Traffic TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go TGIF Thank God It's Friday THX or TX or THKS Thanks TIA Thanks In Advance TIAIL Think I Am In Love TIC Tongue In Cheek TILII Tell It Like It Is TISC This Is So Cool TISL This Is So Lame TISNC This Is So Not Cool TISNF That Is So Not Fair TISNT That Is So Not True TK To Come TKU4UK Thank You For Your Kindness TLA Three Letter Acronym TLC Tender Loving Care TLGO The List Goes On TLITBC That's Life In The Big City TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk To You Later TM Trust Me TMI Too Much Information TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It TNA Temporarily Not Available TNC Tongue In Cheek TNT Til Next Time TNTL Trying Not To Laugh TNX Thanks TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law TOM Tomorrow TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again TOT Tons of Time TOY Thinking Of You TP Team Player -or- TelePort TPC The Phone Company TPS That's Pretty Stupid TPTB The Powers That Be TQM Total Quality Management TRAM The Rest Are Mine TS Tough Sh** TSIA This Says It All TSNF That's So Not Fair TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch TSR Totally Stuck in RAM TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass TT Big tease TTA Tap That Ass TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTG Time to Go TTMF Ta, Ta, MOFO TTS Text To Speech TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too TTTHTFAL Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening TTUL Talk To You Later TTYL Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow TVN Thank You Very Much TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit TWIMC To Whom it may Concern TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It? TXS Thanks TXT IM Text Instant Message TY Thank You TYVM Thank You Very Much U You U Up Are You Up? U2 You Too U8 You Ate? UBS Unique Buying State UCWAP Up a Creek Without A Paddle UDH82BME You'd Hate To Be Me UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding U-L You Will UNPC unPolitically Correct UNTCO You Need To Chill Out UOK Are You OK? UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver UR You Are UR2K You Are Too Kind URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass URSAI You Are Such An Idiot URW You Are Welcome URWS You Are Wise URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me US You Suck USP Unique Selling Proposition UV Unpleasant Visual UWIWU You Wish I Was You VBG Very Big Grin VBS Very Big Smile VC Venture Capital VCDA Via Con Dios, Amigo VEG Very Evil Grin VFM Value For Money VGN Vegan -or- Vegitarian VM Voice Mail VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh** VSF Very Sad Face VWD Very Well Done VWP Very Well Played W/O Without W00t We Own the Other Team WAD Without A Doubt WAEF When All Else Fails WAFM What A F***ing Mess WAFS Warm And Fuzzies WAG Wild Ass Guess WAI What An Idiot WAK What A Kiss WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar WAYD What Are You Doing? WAYN Where Are You Now? WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back WBS Write Back Soon WC Who Cares WCA Who Cares Anyway WD Well Done WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge? WDR With Due Respect WDT Who Does That? WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That? WDYS What Did You Say WDYT What Do You Think WE Whatever WEG Wicked Evil Grin WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up WF Way Fun WFM Works For Me WG Wicked Grin WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F*** WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If WIIFM What's In It For Me WIM Woe Is Me WIP Work In Process WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable WIT Wordsmith In Training WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh** WITW What In The World WIU Wrap It Up wkewl it means way cool WMHGB Where Many Have Gone Before WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WMPL Wet My Pants Laughing WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOA Work Of Art WOG Wise Old Guy WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time WOOF Well Off Older Folks WOP With Out Papers WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money WOTD Word Of The Day WP Well Played WRT With Regard To -or- With Respect To WRUDATM What Are You Doing At The Moment? WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The WTB Want To Buy WTF What The F*** WTFGDA Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass WTFH What The F***ing Hell WTG Way To Go WTGP Want To Go Private? WTH What The Heck WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week WTMI Way Too Much Information WTS Want To Sell WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine WTTM Without Thinking To Much WU What's Up WUF Where You From WUWH Wish You Were Here WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms WWJD What Would Jesus Do? WWSD What Would Satan Do? WWY Where Were You? WX Weather WYCM Will You Call Me? WYFM Would You F*** Me? WYM What do You Mean? WYP What's Your Problem? WYRN What's Your Real Name? WYS Whatever You Say WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good WYT Whatever You Think WYWH Wish You Were Here X-I-10 Exciting XLNT Excellent XME Excuse Me XOXO Hugs and Kisses XQZT Exquisite XTC Ecstasy Y Why? YA Yet Another YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) YACC Yet Another Calendar Company YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It YBF You've Been F***ed YBS You'll Be Sorry YBY Yeah Baby Yeah YCT Your Comment To YDKM You Don't Know Me YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YHM You Have Mail YIC Yours In Christ YIU Yes, I Understand YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private YKW You Know What YKWIM You Know What I Mean YM Your Mother YMAK You May Already Know YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YNK You Never Know YOYO You're On Your Own YR Yeah Right YRYOCC You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock YS You Stinker YSAN You're Such A Nerd YSIC Why Should I Care? YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do YTB You're The Best YTRNW Yeah That's Right, Now What? YTTT You Telling The Truth YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals YW You're Welcome YWIA You're Welcome In Advance YY4U Too Wise For You YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired

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