Omar’s Impending Nightmare

Since losing the Anthony case in July 2011, former prosecutor Jeff Ashton has been quite a busy guy. He has since retired, wrote a book, is running for public office and has very recently defended his 21-year old son Alexander accused of driving drunk after blowing according to court records, .177 percent on a Breathalyzer test. Father Jeffrey Ashton, who is defending his son disputed the Breathalyzer results and pushed for acquittal.
Subsequently Alexander Ashton was found guilty as charged. Judge Herr revoked Alexander’s license for six months, he has to serve one year probation along with paying court cost and taking court-ordered classes.
And now we’ve learned that Ashton’s daughter has a “clerical error” on her driver’s license, just more Bad karma for the State Attorney hopeful and even more duties to come for lawyer dad Ashton.
But for some of us, it’s an impending nightmare.

Omar ponders…
I have to wonder if after today’s verdict, Ashton’s daughter will reconsider her representation.

I’m just surprised Jeffie didn’t call Arpad Vass to the stand and try to convince the jurors that lil Alexander had been chloroformed, and his inability to stand upright with his feet together was the result NOT of alcohol, but rather, of chloroform. That darned Casey Anthony must have had a vendetta against Ashton and the evil wench tried to chloroform Jeffie’s baby boy!! Luckily, lil Alexander escaped before the duct tape could be wrapped around his skull three times.

JFC agreed. “He’s very lucky to have escaped the dreaded Duct Tape !!!!”

• Yellow Dog responds: It’s no wonder that Jeff Ashton had to switch over and become a defense attorney. With kids like his, sounds like he is going to stay busy. I can’t wait to hear what this “clerical error” was concerning his daughter’s drivers license. How is Jeff going to campaign if he has two kids without driver licenses? Maybe he should drop out of the race and open his own taxi service.

Omar: OMG….I’m now having waking nightmares about getting into a taxi and realizing that Jeffie Ashton is the driver!! Ugggggggg.

JFC has so graciously given us just a glimpse of Omar’s impending nightmare. We should all be concerned.

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Omar ~ Scene #1

Omar enters taxi “Take me to (insert favorite destination)”
Omar sees the driver’s eyes in the rear view mirror , as he takes a drink from his bottled water. There is something familiar about those eyes.
The driver appears to be laughing hysterically at some inside joke , as he pulls away from the curb. Horns honk and tires screech as he narrowly misses sideswiping a bus.
Omar hears the thunk of the electric door locks. Imperfect Justice (the books on tape version) is blaring through the rear speakers of the cab.
After a mile or so the taxi pulls to the curb to pick up Nancy Grace. Nancy enters the front passenger seat. ” Well, It seems that you have been saying some Naughty things about us Omar, Care to explain ?”
Omar starts to answer but is quickly interrupted…. “No No No , Don’t tell me about Free Speech and your rights and stuff, I WAS A PROSECUTOR DAMMIT” Nancy snarls ” And so was Jeffy here, until he sold out to the CRIMINAL side, But I still respect him”
Omar notices that Nancy is holding a roll of Henkels brand Duct tape in her hands. Nancy turns toward Omar in the back seat and then ……RRRIIIPPPPP….. Omar instinctively thinks it is duct tape being pulled from the roll , Then Jeffy says ” Nancy farted HAHAHAHA” . Nancy denies it , and blames the sound on the leather seats.

End of scene #1

Pleasant dreams Omar

Omar ~ Scene #2

Jeffy quickly downs his bottle of Aqua-Fina and says ” You did too Fart, and it smells like there’s been a dead body in the damn car.!” Ashton squeezes as much air as he can out of the empty plastic bottle and holds it in the area of Nancy’s ample rump ,,then allows the bottle to collect the toxic fumes before recapping it.
Omar stifles a laugh, but Nancy sees it and asks Jeffy for the Chloroform.
“What?” Jeff says with a stupid look on his face
“I TOLD YOU TO MAKE CHLOROFORM, YOU IDIOT !!!” Nancy screamed , with fire blazing in her eyes.
“I thought you said Clorox” Jeffy stammered. ” You can’t just make chloroform in the kitchen sink, you know ?
“Well, did you google it? rasped Nancy, clearly fed up with Jeffy’s incompetence.
” I was going to , but my wife won’t let me on the computer anymore” pouted Ashton
“Well, I guess we have to put Omar in the trunk then” Nancy bellowed
“Yeah , good idea. I have a tarp in the trunk , we can make pigs in a blanket ” said Jeffy
“Stop saying that , you sound like a Moron” Nancy yelled, one of her nipples became exposed above her low-cut blouse.
Jeffy covered his eyes like a schoolboy ,peeking between his fingers Almost hitting an oncoming car
Embarrassed , Nancy grabs the steering wheel. “Pull over, Let me drive, we’re going to Johnson’s towing
End of scene #2

Omar ~ Scene #3

Nancy and Jeff switch places in the car. Nancy slides in behind the wheel, and her stubby legs won’t reach the pedals, so she finds the lever and quickly slides the seat forward. Jeffy’s knees are crushes against the glove compartment door and he howls in pain.”Geez Nancy, you coulda warned me! ”

“Oh be quiet, you long legged giraffe” snarls Nancy as she snaps off the rear view mirror trying to adjust it.

“How come they don’t make these seat belts long enough to fit normal sized people?” Nancy growls trying to buckle up.
As they pull into traffic a cell phone rings , the ringtone is coming from Ashtons pants pocket.
“I said NO cellphones you Clown” Nancy says , grabbing Ashton by his lucky Jerry Garcia tie. “Don’t answer it !!” Hissed Nancy.
“But I have to answer it , It’s my Mom, she always calls me at 3:30 to make sure I took my pills” Jeffy says bravely.

Omar watches in fascination as Nancy demands Jeffs phone , then hurls it out the window.
After a few minutes of driving they arrive at Johnson’s towing yard. Nancy pulls around to the back of the fenced area, and parks the cab. Turning to Omar in the back seat Nancy yells ” I suppose you think it’s funny that you and your Blogger friends got me fired from HLN”
” Yes, I think it is Hilarious”says Omar
“Oh you do…Well then I guess you don’t care that I have to work at Fusian giving table dances for Roy Kronk?”
Omar cannot contain her laughter any longer, and Nancy grabs the nearest object to throw, which just happened to be the taxi’s rear view mirror. Her aim was off and it sailed past Omar hitting the back of the seat and bouncing harmlessly to the floor.

Omar quietly picks it up and slips it into a jacket pocket.”Did you know that my husband left me after you did your smear campaign?”snarls Nancy.
” Yes I knew that” Omar says with a laugh.
” I used to be a STAR , I was on Dancing with the Stars dammit.I was on the same stage with Chaz Bono, now thanks to you I am driving a 12 year old Subaru” said Nancy, almost crying.
Jeff chimes in saying ” And I should have been elected States Attorney, but your website ruined my chances”

“This is Not about you Jeff, you ruined your chances by defending your children on all the driving charges” Nancy grumbles.
“Okay, let’s get this over with, Time for you to go in the trunk Omar”Nancy says opening the driver door.” We’re going to teach you to screw with us”
“I’m not getting in any trunk” Omar says ” you’ll never get away with this”
Nancy pulls a small caliber pistol from her purse. ” get out of the car”
As Jeefy opens the car door Omar is calculating the direction of the sun and pulling the mirror out of the coat pocket, with swift precision the suns beam was aimed directly at Nancys eyes. Temporarily blinded, it was easy for Omar to wrestle the small pistol from her hand.
“Okay, both of you, get in the trunk ” said Omar “Watch your fingers” Omar said as the trunk lid slammed.
Omar thought about calling 911 immediately, ….. or waiting about a month.
as Omar considered this, two patrol cars rounded the corner, “drop the gun”, one officer yelled.
After a few minutes of explaining , it was clear who the real criminals were.
“I smell human decomposition”, one officer said
It’s not me , it’s HER” said Jeffy as he was being handcuffed. ” by the way, how did you find us ?”
“Well, when you didn’t answer your Mother’s phone call , she knew something was wrong and had the taxi company locate you by GPS” said the other officer.
” I can’t believe My Own Mother had me arrested” muttered Jeffy with tears in his eyes.

Hello, I’m Jane Velez Mitchell, BOMBSHELL TONITE….
Washed up EX- HLN host Nancy Grace ARRESTED along with Failed lawyer Jeffrey Ashton in a stunningly stupid Kidnap attempt.
They will both be arraigned before circuit court Judge Jose Baez at 9 am Tomorrow.
For the first time in history Nancy Grace had No Comment.
End of Scene #3

Omar ~ Scene #4

9AM circuit court of Florida city of Orlando in and for the
counties of Orange and Osceola
Honorable Judge Jose Angel Baez Presiding
ALL RISE: ……..Please be seated bailiff Perry, call the first case…..
In the case of State Vs Nancy Grace and Jeffrey Ashton et al charge of kidnapping with a weapon ,punishable by 25 to life, possible death penalty eligible.
“Thank you Belvin.”
“Yes your honor, Lamar Lawson and Linda Drane Burdick will be representing the state of Florida.”
“thank you, and have the co-defendants retained legal council at this time?”
Nancy and Jeffy are both dressed in orange coveralls. Jeff speaks first ” Jose, c’mon buddy, I can’t be tried along
with this woman, She is the MOST hated woman in America” ” I want to represent myself”
Jose reminds Jeffy that this might not be wise considering his track record. ” you know the old joke ~ he who acts as
his own lawyer has a fool for a client” ”well, I don’t really have a sense of humor, but go ahead and finish the joke ” Aston manages to babble.
Exasperated , Jose moves on to Ms. Nancy Grace, who looks like a rotting Georgia Peach in her Orange jumpsuit. “Ms
Grace do you have the funds to hire a lawyer in this very serious charge , or would you like me to appoint one free of
charge?” ” Mr Baez, I have run out of gas three times this week , and I drive a frickin Subaru” Nancy screams “of course I want a
lawyer”
Judge Baez studies a chart for a moment and declares ” Ms Grace. I want you to get Anthony and Fryer”
“Yes, I have Always wanted to do that !!!!” Nancy says with joy in her eyes “I’m sorry Ms. Grace , I think you misunderstood, I am
appointing legal council of Casey Anthony and Lisbeth Fryer”
“WHATTTT?”
Casey Anthony and Lisbeth Fryer silently take their places alongside Nancy. Casey leans toward her and whispers “What
did you think I was doing in those years of solitary? “

Thanks JB & JFC!!! I loved it! You guys had me in stitches all night! I had been called into work, have broncitis, & missed a perfect opportunity to spend time with Miss Holly. I thought I would just be miserable all night long. Boy, was I wrong! You guys/gals had so much fun that I hardly noticed time passing. Before I knew it, it was 6:35 & I only have 25 minutes left to go! Muah!!

Thanks, Jb, for the entertaining thread. JFC, can you hear my applause? Hilarious! I had a caricature of the front seat characters envisioned as I read. I think this is potential Saturday Night Live material. Thanks for sharing. You’re a good writer and have captured them perfectly. Hey, as I was reading I pictured NG’s pasty in the form of the Henkle logo? You know, the part where it tells the temperature rating. You’re hot and she will be if she reads this. 🙂 Can’t wait for the trial of the century, the laughing guy and gas mom as co-defendents. Put them together and you have laughing gas, presented by Vass.

sonja
February 17, 2012 at 5:38 pm

I’m sure there are better than I but yes, I do work professionally and have a website aquarianessence.com , links on the side bar to the astrology and essential oil sections.

JB, I remember seeing a post by Hazaka a few days ago asking if her comment went into spam, then didn’t see another post after. Did that get straightened out? I miss seeing her comments and hope to see her around more.

JFC,
Omar’s Nightmare is hilarious. I am looking forward to future scenes. I was guessing it would be Fryer and Mason, but that was a nice twist making it the firm of Anthony and Fryer. Did HHBP, HHSS, and HHJB play rock, paper, scissors to determine who had to preside over this nightmare of a case? Nancy may have run out of gas three times the week before her trial, but she certainly wasn’t out of gas on DWTS. I hope you are having as much fun writing the story as I am reading it.

Good Morning All,
I thought this satire was worth it’s own home. I see everyone enjoyed it as much as I did.
DeviledAdvocate,
I loved your poem too! I’m going to move it to this thread if it’s okay with you.

Zub,
Hmmm?? I didn’t find Hazaka’s lost comment? I hope she comes back and posts it again.

Well I’m off to get myself together for the day. My grandkids are in town and on their way to visit me. I can’t wait to bring the youngest one to her very first Mardi Gras parade.
lol..She just called me!! She calls me “Grand Mom” Isn’t that sweet?
Mardi Gras ON today HGM!! I know you’re are familiar with the week long chaos. lol
Endymion rolls tonight and Bacchus tomorrow. I wish you guys were here! Maybe next year we can make plans? 😀

This poem was read at an AA meeting, ironically by a member with the initials A.A.
I’m sick, sober and sorry,
Broke, disgusted and sad,
Yes, I’m sick, sober and sorry,
But look at the fun that I had.
At least I’m not a boy named Sue,
Since daddy made A.A. my name,
1.73 is what I blew,
But daddy gets the blame.
It’s usually a different case,
When a kid drives daddy to drink,
But with the name A.A. it was my place,
For me to drink and drive I think.
My laughing daddy promised me,
I would only be slapped on the wrist,
But another loss for daddy was meant to be,
To tell you the truth I’m pist.
Daddy mumbled out some useless jive,
If I told you once, I’ve told you for the 84th time,
You should never drink and drive,
The jury found me guilty of the crime.

Hello everyone!
Loly needs HELP!! lol
I am trying to change my little picture.
So I go to World Press. Put my e-mail in to let them know
that I forgot my password, they say send e-mail, I DO and they say
there’s no me!!! LOL
How is that?
Can someone tell me what I’m doing wrong? PLEASE Thanks in advance! : )

In the mean time THANKS JB for putting JFC’s rendition of Omar’s Impending Nightmare
in a league of it’s on. LOVE IT!! LMAO!
HaHaaaaaaaa!! Well deserved!!
You all are something else. : )
BTW, I would be the first in line to buy the book! lol

Jeffy was not very well liked in the Orange County jail, but he was well recognized. Over his long career of prosecuting, he had made many enemies, it seemed that most of the inmates had relatives, or friends that had been jailed for inordinately long sentences on very skimpy evidence. From the moment he was booked he begged to be put into protective custody, but he had also infuriated some high level officials sheriffs office, who weren’t in any hurry to give him safety.
” These guys will tear me apart ” jeffy sobbed “You can’t put me in there with these criminals”
” Mr Ashton” , the booking officer said ” You are accused of kidnapping , you might want to watch out who you are calling a criminal”
Thrown into a 12 man cell, jeffy’s facial tic worsened , and he couldn’t eat or sleep. The other inmates mocked him as they took turns helping themselves to his unattended dinner tray.
He spent his days huddled in the corner of the cellblock writing to the desk sergeant , pleading for a private cell. His requests were finally granted after he had lost a significant amount of weight , and much of his arrogant attitude.
Nancy didn’t seem to mind being incarcerated with her cellmates, she considered them a captive audience. She would talk endlessly about how she was a prosecutor AND a crime victim. She would often lay on her bunk talking endlessly into the night about her twins and her dancing with the stars career. Her new housemates learned to ignore her in the same way we have learned to ignore blaring car alarms.
Ashton couldn’t wait for his first visitation. His mother arrived at 10:00 AM on saturday, and as Jeff was ushered in she let out a gasp. “Jeffrey, you look terrible”
“Mom, I am going to be OK” whispers Jeff into the phone. ” i need you to contact Awpad Vats”
“Who?” the elderly Ashton asks “Albert Glass?”
“No mom it’s Arperd blass, or something like that , the guy from the Casey Anthony trial that sounded like Elmer Fudd”
“Jeff, I didn’t really watch that trial , because after the first few days I knew you had lost”said his mother. ” It was embarrasing”
“MOM, Please , call the Body Farm in Tennessee, tell whatever his name is that I need another favor”
As their visitation time runs out Jeffy’s mother begs for him to find a real career, so she can finally be proud of him.” You know, your brother has done well in Real Estate….”
“You could get a new start if you moved to California where no-one knows you….after you get out of prison , I mean”
Jeff sat there for the few remaining minutes, waiting for the guards to take him back to his cell. He felt as useless as George Anthony. He was officially a “has been”

Arkansasmimi~
LOL, I will humbly accept the award, on behalf of the whole JB Mission . I’m just a little embarrassed at the nice reception that the story has gotten .But when Omar said ” OMG….I’m now having waking nightmares about getting into a taxi and realizing that Jeffie Ashton is the driver!! Ugggggggg.”
I KNEW I had to get to writing .
I’m so glad that you liked the ” Anthony and Fryer “Line.. Believe me , I consider that one a gift from above.
Let’s not forget that Omar is the SuperHero in this story, taking down 2 fiends with lightning quick move..
This is a fun skit to write and I have a little unexpected twist coming up.
(if anyone truly wants my email address, I would love to hear from you, i can probably send it to you through JB?)
WOW, on to scene #6

I agree with Mimi……JFC deserves an award for this writing!! I was absolutely busting a gut at this line: ““No mom it’s Arperd blass, or something like that , the guy from the Casey Anthony trial that sounded like Elmer Fudd”
“Jeff, I didn’t really watch that trial , because after the first few days I knew you had lost”said his mother. ” It was embarrasing””

Poor ‘ol jeffy – he he is going for strike three when he looses his run for SA. Don’t worry jeffy’s mom – he will get a job sitting on the “right hand of Nancy Grace”. Vinnie might not be too happy about that but don’t worry Vinnie – Nancy won’t let jeffy get a word in edgewise.

OMG – can’t you just see what the future holds for jeffy? One failure after another brought to you by HLN! Mommy will be so proud …. not!

what a great story !!!! loved it 😉 i am not sure why but i can almost picture omar’s face as she says, i’m not getting in the trunk then wrestles the gun away… lolol priceless move there lady!!

JFC… i gotta tarp in the trunk we can make pigs in a blanket… hehe u know what, that line he said in the court always upset me what a horrible thing to say, but loved the story line thanks for taking the time to write it and let us enjoy it…

thanks for posting JB, good to see after the reapers month long retreat with me that you haven’t lost your touch… i can always count on you that your posts are gonna make me smile, love ya lady and u tell me when and where there lovely and i think i could probably get the kids hubs and i to enjoy it next year!! i think i can dress up the rv with gold purple and green for a weekend trip!! ROAD TRIP!!

Nancy sat in a holding cell Impatiently waiting for her lawyers conference.The plastic chair creaked as she shifted her weight. She had added about 25 pounds to her already portly frame, and her hair had reverted to it’s natural “swampwater blonde” color. She obviously hadn’t seen a real mirror in weeks.
The guard rapped on the door before opening it to announce Casey’s arrival.
“Well, if it isn’t Tot-Mom”Nancy sneered as the guard took his place outside the door.
“Ms. Grace, Let us get something straight right from the start. As much as you hate to admit it , I am your best chance at eventual freedom” Casey said with her award winning smile.
“You are facing some very serious charges here Nancy” Casey said leaning forward ” and believe me , it was tempting to just go through the motions, and let you get the prescribed sentence of Life in prison” Casey stated, matter of factly. ” You said some vile things about me Ms. Grace, but I have suffered abuse all of my life, I have learned to deal with it”
Nancy stared at the table for a moment,and then in an uncharacteristic show of emotions said ” I am Sorry Maam, Maybe I am just a spiteful bitch”
“Nancy, I accept your apology…. Now let’s move on. I have just has a meeting with Lawson Lamar, the State has offered a plea deal” Casey said as she pulled a few papers from her briefcase. Sliding them across the table she said ” Nancy, I want you to look this over, but I think we can do better….. You will have to trust me”
Nancy glances at the paperwork, tears welling up in her eyes”T-T-Twenty years?!?!!,
The twins would be in college by then…Casey ,PLEASE HELP ME”

OOOH so JFC?
It seems Omar’s nightmare has suddenly turned more into a Nancy Grace nightmare. Ah haa..
As for Jeffy, well I think he always knew his life would become his worst nightmare.
How could Jeffy not see the writing on the wall? He knew before he quit his job and wrote a book that his fans were and are VERY BIASED and unforgiving people. They’re not likely to stick with a person thru the hard times. In my neck of the woods, we call them “Good Time Charlies”
We shall see what the future holds for these two self righteous bigots in real life and as in Omar’s nightmare.
As always.. Good stuff JusticeForCasey. 😀

* PLEASE, before you read this , I want to say that I think Arpad Vass is a very dedicated man, who truly believes in the work that he does. His speech pattern has been exaggerated for this skit, and I mean him no disrespect. It is an endearing quality of his . I believe he was a pawn in the Casey game.

Omar ~ scene #7

“I’m hewe to see Jeffwee Asston” said Arpad to the visitation officer at the desk” we have a pwetwial confewence scheduled .”
After checking his credentials the officer called the third floor jailer to bring Jeff down from his cell.
“Mr Ashton, Your lawyer is here to see you” said the officer.
“Who???” Jeff muttered, clearly groggy from being awakened ” I don’t have a lawyer, I’m defending myself”
“Really?, are you sure ? I mean…. you know what they say about someone acting as their own lawyer ”
“That is the second time I have heard that, I still don’t get it” said Jeffy
” It’s a Mr. Ipod Vatz” the officer said looking at his clipboard
“Oh good, Let’s go” Jeff said moving toward the cell door.
” Mr. Ashton, I think you’ll need to put your coveralls on first” the jailer said with an exasperated sigh.
” Oh, Right ” Jeff said locating his orange jumpsuit.

Jeff was led down the narrow hallway to the elevator, past a row of cells where prisoners yelled and grabbed at his orange coveralls , that now hung on him like a boat’s sail on a calm day.. He was petrified….. He could NOT go to Prison !

“Orpod , Thank you for coming” said Jeffy” I see you got my message”
“I did…… and I have done the pweliminawy tests on the sample found in the pwastic bottle” said Arpad ” Unfortunatwy, it doesn’t pwovide us with incweased wevels of any dwugs beside Xanax, stweet name Zannies.
” Intewesting” said Jeff ” I mean …. Interesting, sorry”

JFC….if you get any more clever, I just don’t know how I will be able to keep myslef from hunting you down and giving you an enormous hug!!
Scenes 6 and 7 are clever, well written, and freakin’ hysterical. Oh….the irony is rich. And your gift for capturing little details like the way the orange jumpsuit hangs on jeffy’s frame…..or the color of nasty’s hair……is absolutely stunning!!

Seriously….if you have not already written and published a book, I do hope that you will have the courage to understand that you are gifted and special, and I hope that you will seriously consider publishing in the very near future. I believe that you are one of the rare people who can look at a situation and pick out small details and then use your golden pen (or keyboard) to spin those details into a vivid story that comes alive in the mind of the reader.

I’m going to have to add you to my “favorite authors” list……and I will be the first in line to buy copies of whatever book you decide to write in the future!!!
Much love to you!

Thanks for the entertainment, JFC. I’m with Omar. You have a gift. Great entertainment, especially for those of us that have watched the subjects closely. I find myself wondering will pizza turn up in the trial? Will NG blame the odor on her dance partner, Ashton? Thanks again.

Omar, your virtual hug was received and reciprocated. Thanks for the nice compliments, but this crazy cast of characters already existed ( I just had to put words in their mouths)
Um, Omar, Don’t forgrt your appointment with Yuri Mellich tonite LOL

Omar put down her paint brush and picked up the telephone ” Hello”she said as she checked the caller ID.
“Ms. Omar , Yuri Mellich , Orlando Police Department. I’ve been going over your police report, and I just have a few questions” He said.
“Sure, what can I do for you?” She answered.
“Well, I wonder…..would you mind coming down to the station this afternoon” the detective asked.
“Not a problem” she replied “what time would you like me to come in?”
“I’ll be in the office until about 6:30 ” Mellich said “anytime you can make it down here”
Omar covered her paint pallette with a sheet of plastic wrap and popped it into the freezer. The painting could wait until later.

Yuri ushered Omar into a little meeting room with a table and a couple of chairs. After a few formalities , Yuri gestured toward a small tape recorder ” I’d like to record our interview, you know , makes it easier ….ah , you know…not so much writing” he managed to say.
“Fine with me “Omar said
“Well here’s the thing… when you have two co-defendants in a case, they typically try to point the finger at the other person” Yuri said , opening a file drawer
“You’re kidding me” Said Omar with a little laugh ” They’re telling you lies??? I bet that makes you spend a lot more time investigating, doesn’t it? Are you planning additional charges? asked Omar.
” Hey , good idea ” Melich said pulling a small notebook out of a shirt pocket. He quickly scribbled a note ,and appeared to be very happy with himself.
” It seems to me that Nancy Grace and the truth are strangers” Melich said ” And Mr Ashton is no choir boy either” Yuri suddenly felt the need to check his file “Oops , I misspoke ” he said after reading for a few seconds ” I guess he was a choir boy”
Omar had to look away to keep from laughing. “So , tell me detective , what is their version of the story?”
“Okay” started Melich ” Nancy says that Jeff picked her up to go somewhere ”
Omar couldn’t resist interrupting him ” Where did she say they were going?”
” You know I …I don’t think…jeez, I probably should have asked” Yuri said pulling out the tablet again.
“So Jeff is driving , and she is an unwilling passenger, she says she was totally unaware of what was going on until jeff pulled the gun” Melich read from his report.
“Well that’s not how it happened , and you won’t find Jeff’s fingerprints on the pistol, Just Nancy’s and mine ” Omar pointed out.
“Oh, right” Melich said quietly”We should check that”

After explaining to him that it was pretty obvious who was driving by the seat position , and Nancy’s right palm print on the face of the mirror virtually proved that she was behind the wheel. They ended the interview. As yuri walked Omar to the front door he said ” You know , You are a very smart woman, ever think of a career in law enforcement?
“NO” said Omar, abruptly ending That line of questioning.
Yuri marched straight back to his office, he removed the tape from the recorder , and threw it into the trash can. He didn’t want ANYONE to hear it.

I went to the “other side” and noticed something interesting. Hal HAS to write about Casey/the DT frequently – or he would LOSE his blogging job at OS!

When he writes about any other topic NOBODY COMMENTS! LOL, it runs from 0 comments to maybe 3. So much for his “writing ability” huh? Oh well, when they’re picking on each other their leaving everyone else alone. Poor Hal, he actually thought he was a good writer. (giggle, giggle, we knew better didn’t we?).

NONI, HEHEHEHEHE YEP Sista! THAT is the TRUTH!!! Better watch out lol x 14 thats why they talk $hit about ME lol because I have counted the comments and articles many times and posted here, as thats all that keeps the Entertainment Blog Advertising $ going. If not for making money off of Casey and CAYLEE Anthony, well, as you say thats one blog going no where. AND they have it where you have to refresh ever so often. I see comments that sometimes you have to refresh 2 times for your comment to show up. Of course that means a hit everytime you refresh and so forth, counts as a hit. Thats how they get the advertising $ is by hits. More hits, more $. I have a friend who works for a company that tells me thats how they charge the advertisers is by hits. So wouldnt you call it BLOOD MONEY? LOL AND THE Idiots over there blogging about Boycotting advertisers and so forth yet are doing exactly what they are bit$hing about LOL!

I hear you Mimi! I feel such irony every time some Casey hater writes about how all Casey want’s to do is make blood money off of Caylee. So far the only people making “blood money” off of Caylee are the one’s who yell about her trying to make blood money! The Jeff Ashon’s, Nancy Grace’s, Hal, and their collective following are the worst hypocrits! After all this BS is over for Casey (the law suits of more people trying to make their blood money) I hope Casey DOES write a book and I know it will they WILL read it because they can’t help themselves – they are adicted to all things Casey.

Jeffy sat in a holding cell waiting for his case to begin. He looked like a Mexican jumping bean in a skillet of hot oil, he could not control his laughter , and his facial expressions were those of a bad mime and a terrible ventriloquist. He was in no shape to stand trial. The media attention was non-stop and folks lined up early in the morning to get a front row seat for his downfall. The jury had not quite settled into their seats when Linda Drane Burdick began her Opening Statement. ” With Jeffy on the stand “Mister Ashton , isn’t it true that you conspired to abduct and kidnap Omar ? snapped Linda” You felt that she had ruined your chances for a political appointment?”
Jeff Blinked rapidly and then said ” Oh, She wasn’t the only one . we had plans to… Oh , I OBJECT ”
When Judge Jose calmly explained that he couldn’t object to his own testimony , Jeff threatened to hold his breath . The court adjourned early for lunch because Bailiff Perry could not get the jury to stop laughing. Back in Judges chamber’s Jose Baez wrote his morning notes ” What a Beauzeaux , they should call him Jerky Ashton .
The afternoon session ended when Baez caught Jeffy flipping off Lamar Lawson .
The defense put on by Ashton was doomed from the start. His witnesses constantly asked for him to repeat the question, he seemed to have no concept of courtroom ettiquette , and even his character witnesses clarified that they were aquaintances, not friends.
The forensic evidence on Jeffy’s cellphone showed that Jeffy had initiated a call to Nancy Grace at just before 3 pm , the driver of the bus that was nearly sideswiped positively identified Ashton as the taxi driver ,adding that he hopes that guy doesn’t teach his kids to drive , and Nancy’s death scent flatulence still lingered in the passenger side of the car.
Jeffy was going to lose another case…The Big One

I don’t want to be rude but I think she may love in La La Land.
Look at her pics, read the inserted comments and you will get my drift.
She seems to refer to herself as a third person which IMO I think she may think she resembles a younger girl and has made up this story for attention.
Her middle initial IIRC is D

Sincere apologies to her if I’m wrong.

JB
Haven’t checked my email in sheesh prolly over a month,, but if u sent me that,, then ill be making it to the post office soon,,, I ain’t forgot bout yens 🙂
I’m gonna send u 2 and u can send your choice to Omar. Since she is a fan also.
I just think it’s so cool that the emblem stand for the mission in my mind, yet its the saints.
But since I did not know that til recently so every time I see it, I see you!
Makes me want to send everyone here one, saints fan or not!
My cousin actually has a beautiful huge tattoo of it, in the middle of her lower back.
She just liked it,, no meaning at all to her. Lol

Does it have a name? I seen it printed on a spool of ribbon at hobby lobby. Lol
Im sure I’m making more of it than what there is to it. I’ll shut up now 🙂

I’m ready for these civil suits to start!!
All still pending? None thrown out yet?

Hi Indy. Good to see you. Hey, has anyone been following the Casey Anthony update, OS twitter lately? Apparently last weekend someone hacked it, or so they say, and has had control of it until today when they regained control. What was the fraud saying? Or did they just post false information and need a way to save face?

Hi Indy!!
The symbol is called fleur de lis, french for “flower lily” (or maybe iris). If I were brave enough to get a tattoo…..it would be a fleur de lis for the WHO DAT nation!! Geaux Saints!! You are awesome for sending those to JB. Big time hugs!!

JFC….you had me laughing so hard I started wheezing and, well, I had to momentarily consider whether I should invest in some DEPENDS undergarmets!

I absolutely lost it at these lines: “Jeff Blinked rapidly and then said ” Oh, She wasn’t the only one . we had plans to… Oh , I OBJECT ”
When Judge Jose calmly explained that he couldn’t object to his own testimony , Jeff threatened to hold his breath . The court adjourned early for lunch because Bailiff Perry could not get the jury to stop laughing.”

PRICELESS!! Awesome, awesome, awesome. There were so many funny things in there that I’d have to paste the whole scene to tell you what my favorite part was!!!

http://twitter.com/#!/OSCaseyAnthony Now this seems rather suspicious. So, they just regained control of there account, after having it out of their control for only a few days but yet they deleted everything from July 13 forward? Does that sound normal or someone covering their a$$?

I have to admit my ignorance, not being a wine connoisseur, and had never heard the word, Beauzeaux, althouth I suspected it might be a play on Baez’ name. So I called upon my friend Google and look what I found.

Beauzeaux is a new red wine blend made from eight different varietals. And, with a name like Beauzeaux, Winemaker Bob Masyczek knew it had to be good. Bob was playing around with several varietals in the cellar, mostly Zinfandel and Syrah, and small amounts of Petite Sirah, Charbono, Grenache and others, when he hit upon the perfect mix. Show off to your wine geek friends when you tell them it also contains 2 percent Lagrein, a red grape variety mentioned in the 17th century records of a Benedictine monastery.

So what do you get from a wine that is a little bit Masterpiece Theatre and a little bit Madcap? Masyczek says, “I think wine lovers will be delighted by the wine’s ruby red color, its aromas of red raspberry, spicy black pepper and cinnamon and its juicy ripe black cherry flavors and lingering finish. I made this wine to entertain all the senses.”

I have followed this account on twitter for a long time. Here’s the problem with OS. They allow employee’s like Hal to handle security with IP numbers. Hal actually sent me email through his android that plastered my ip address all over the email. He does not understand it, yet he is in control of it. Furthermore, they ban users to steer the blog in their own biased direction. I don’t know why you opened this up for comment if you do not want constructive criticism. We will see if you can handle it…….

“But I’m NOT Crazy” Nancy screamed as she looked over the psychiatric evaluations requested by her lawyer.
“Nancy, I am not saying that you are ….but this report explains away many of your character flaws, and your sociopathic behavior” Casey said
” I can’t have all my fans believing that I am Whacko after all these years” Nancy said .
“Nancy , your HLN fans were as delusional as you are ” Casey tried to explain ” and your ex =co-anchors don’t appear to be supporting you at all”
“What do you mean by that? ” Nancy said sarcastically
“Well, let me read you the list ” Casey said ,punching up a screen on her Blackberry
Vinnie Politan”Rather risk contempt charges than testify for her”
Jane Velez Mitchell “She made me relapse more than once”
Mike Brooks “I thought they had already executed her”
and believe me , you don’t want to hear Susan Moss’ poem…..

Nancy didn’t seem to be phased by the volume of hatred piled against her , and in true narcissistic fashion she said ” Unleash the Lawyers !”

About OS Twitter account hijacking. I’m glad you snagged that comment. I cannot understand why a reputable blog can’t play by the rules.
Wasn’t Notthatsmart’s twitter acct hijacked too? Obviously, there’s someone with a vendetta against Hal and OS.
I think they should look in their own backyard for the culprit because NTS was attacked too so it sounds like a Hater to me.
Hint: Its a Hater with IT skills.
Humming the tune…”who could IT be now..”

Thanks for the get out of jail free card, JB. I agree a hater with IT skills is likely behind the hack, if it really was hacked. I wondered if they had something that needed to be retracted but didn’t want to so claimed a fraud was twitting. Maybe I’m getting too skeptical after all I’ve seen in this case. Ant that might not be fair to suspect. While Hal is tabloid material, the OS often has quite good articles, not nearly as biased as wftv’s Belich. JFC, maybe Hal is one of NG’s co conspirators, ya think?

Hello,
Stopping by for just a sec before I hit the hay.
K = Kimberly D. Ballman

IIRC

Ball something or Something ball but n e hoo
HGM was replying to a comment Kim had posted on the caseyisinnocent site and I seen how much effort HGM had put into validating this womans claims about being with casey on July 3rd 2008 while caylee slept on her couch. And I just think the woman is a tad loopy.
I didn’t wanna be rude and plaster her name on the web along with unjustified slander.
So I say again,, this is just my take on only viewing her myspace.
Just didn’t want HGM to waste her time,,,
Which I could be wrong,, I just want her to have a look and maybe she will see what I think I saw. Lol
K well G nite my lovelies!! 😉

Thanks Indy! I did see your post & I have seen part of her MS (Can’t view from work except in cache) I have copied some of her posts on support FB sites. She has been posting at least since Nov 2011. One of them she is talking to another Lake Vaj house party participant. Says she didn’t attend the ABC party. The other poster replies “That was when I was in FL. (SHe’s a make-up professional now). Now lives in Colorado, last name Smyth. She says her husband Jon is the person who snapped that photo of Caylee carrying the football. SHe also lists her cell number (ooops). LOL SHould I try & Call? LOL I am now following her on twitter & she makes many of the same claims on her twitter timeline.

JFC….wonderful piece!!! So darn funny. I should used my energy more that way! KUDOS to you! Can it be reposted to the OS? I think they would enjoy it since they LOVE fictional stories so…. 😉

I am glad to know people are watching the OS. As Casey’s hometown paper they need to watch their quillmanship, imo. They don’t seem to realize real media outlets have all but stopped their totmomish coverage……for whatever reason….hehehe.

Hi GCG….yes…..President BHO….sorry…I wasn’t clear earlier. I cover some political stories too. I never really cared or thought about if someone thought it meant “for us” or “for the US” or both. Many don’t care for him on the “hate’s Casey and they system side” but, I don’t mind. I do tend to carry on a thought with a ….instead of another sentence when I am hurrying 😉

Thanks, Noni. LOL. I don’t have 1/10 the stamina of nts, so called caylee supporters…and IT STAFF……not in real life OR on comment boards! I SO admire him/her. The work they do pales in comparison to mine and the OS removed my post stating so. They remove a lot of my posts…haha…they play right into it every time. I wish you would jump in. They are too easy to refute –it gets old, actually. The haters over there think nts and I are the same but I am no where near as knowledgeable as nts. I only began following this story the night Casey was released on the OS when I saw the mob outside the jail. It was surreal to me. I AM, however in complete amazement of the carrying ons of the OS and their defense of hal who is not even a journalist. I never thought my initial surveying of media positions on this story could have brought me (personally–not professionally) to where I am today (over there). I, to this day, can not understand how so many people in this nation focused in on this young mother then turned on her with out accepting the total lack of evidence while focusing on her behavior only. Nancy Grace is what it mostly points to for me. Just disgusting where “media” like that can lead a nation. I’d love to say a lot but I won’t sully up this site. I’m sure you/the blog owner don’t want the meanies following me over here with their rants and “rebuttals”. It’s nice to see so many people do support Casey and believe in the system overall and don’t want to pull us back into the dark ages. It’s a nice group here. I need to stop in more often. Thanks.

Hi GOBHO4US,
Thank you for explaining your screen name. Interesting. So you like to discuss politics, I have a friend who follows it religiously. She’s all over CNN everyday but really, I haven’t found anything interesting about this years Republican debates. It’s seems like their major platform is to oust Obama…other than that, they bring nothing else to the table. With that said, I think Obama will win by a landslide. JMO

Oh oh HGM,
You must be hitting a nerve because the natives sure are restless. 😀 Right now they’re in blog jail for attempting to spread lies. I might have released them if they were just on topic but so far, I haven’t thought of putting up a thread with your name on it. lol
Oh well..Maybe next time Jess. Good try though…God bless you hon.

Thanks for clearing up your handle GO. More power to you, fighting for who/what you believe in but personally I do not support him or anyone who is trying to change our Constitution nor am I happy with our so called choices thus far. I was taking a closer look at Herman Cain however no chance now, they squashed him before he even had a chance, guess he scared the “Establishment”,,,,To be honest, I’m not happy with any of them……So far

I sensed that GCG! Hehe….I don’t try to purposely offend (well, not here anyhow) …but, yes, there are no other options right now. The Constitution has been chipped away for several decades by several P’sOTUS. I would like to see it restored. BHO was not my first choice in 08….Hillary was…. which, you may dislike more than the current POTUS. Either way, I think many of his policies are working now and I do think he will win with ease. I have never been a registered anything. I am just a citizen voter. Primaries mean less than the general election with the Electoral College in the way anyhow. And of course, all MOO.

thejbm….I agree with you. Yes, I like to discuss politics but this election cycle is is more about fact checking on the R side. Seems most politician have lost the ability to win on merit and the art of respectful debate is gone. I don’t pay a lot of attention to them now. I am focused on Syria right now…..hopefully a short campaign to stop the slaughter of the children, at least. It makes me sick and it makes me sad that people in our country have NO clue how lucky we are and that we have a Constitution that will protect us from the military/gubmint, if not from the banks. (ouch! did I say that? :)…..oh, and I am female, Noni….I am always surprised when I am pegged as male…..I have a big boisterous on line mouth, I guess.

I’m just here tracking the hacking…..hehehehe…..all better now, I guess….the OS won’t tell us what happened during the hacking of the SS OS Casey twitter account they created in HER name…..and I want to know. I like details. Like you 😉

NTS…this question is for you. First let me tell you that I have cleaned my browser history (cache and cookies). Then let me move right into the problem. When I’m here at the Mission and I click the “post comment” button, or if I refresh the page, I am taken to the “diagnose connection problems” page of IE. It’s been doing this for like 2 wks now and I can not figure out what else to try to make it stop.

Omar Go to tools.. go down to compatability view settings … open it & add wordpress …when you come back to this page the cracked page next to the magnifying glass in your address bar will be lite up in blue click on it …. Let me know if this doesn’t work for you

Omar-check your internet connection to see if it is strong. I have a problem with that because of where I live and it sometimes does the same thing to me.

Hi GO! I just get so tired of fighting stupidity and they aren’t going to budge a bit in their opinions. You could have Asshton himself stand up there and say they were wrong to prosecute her and they would still continue along the same lines. LOL, until another case comes along and truly grabs them by their teeny tiny little brains they aren’t going anywhere. It really has nothing to do with Caylee or Casey – it is all about feeling “powerful”. Little do they know that they stand pretty much alone these days. The comment by their entertainment idol NG when she said the numbers who agreed with them were astronomical has gone to their heads and they are still stuck on stupid. They honestly believe their postings are keeping Casey from writing a book or doing an interview – ROTFLMAO!!!!!! They will eventually realize how “impotent” they are.

Noni – Not only do those posters think they are the main reason that KC, Baez or Cindy have not written a book, they thought they would bring Dr. Phil to his knees with their boycott. Now they are going to boycott HLN because they had Baez on as an analyst! I am certain that a 10 person boycott will be devastating to HLN and will cause them to completely rethink all upcoming broadcasts. Right.

After the trial I had mentioned here that my wife, daughter and neighbor were pretty upset about the verdict. After a few days they recovered and have gone on to lead productive lives. Those “pitchforkers” (good one, GOBHO4US) claim to want justice for Caylee but all they want is revenge. The verdict made them all look like fools in front of their families and friends and someone is going to have to suffer for it, even if it makes them look like even bigger fools in the process. JMO

Lisa – I’m about 45 minutes from Orlando, thankfully. I really do not like that city. Never have. I worked down there many years ago and couldn’t wait to get out. Not sure what the march is about. I’ll see what I can find out.

Lisa – I can’t find anything about a march at the courthouse tonight. Actually, much of downtown Orlando is shut off because of the NBA All-Star game tomorrow. A lot of the festivities began yesterday, continued throughout the day today (and into the night, I’m sure) and will conclude with the big game tomorrow.

If that sounds too crazy, then Daytona Beach is only 60 miles away and you could attend the Daytona 500 and then, afterwords, become a participant in one of the biggest traffic messes you have ever seen. All roads become one-way leading away from the track and chances are you will be heading in the direction exactly opposite from what you want. About 25 years ago I lived about 4 miles from the track. I attended the race and it took me over 3 hours to get home! Never again.

Jeffy’s jury took about as long as your average coffee break to come back with a verdict. He was a beaten man . He turned and glared at the jury as he was led out of the courtroom. He was sentenced to 40 years. This was NOT over , he was a man with a grudge.

Nancy refused to take the psychiatric plea , that would have limited her term to about 5 years. She cried on the stand ,and she was allowed to talk about being a “Crime Victim” , and she talked about being a prosecutor defending missing and exploited children.
Linda Drane Burdick made Nancy look like a fool when she brought up the Melinda Duckett case. Nancy couldn’t seem to remember her, ” I can’t remember every criminal that I’ve had on the show” she scowled” They are all guilty on my show”
On cross examination Casey was able to humanize her slightly , but not enough to avoid a conviction on kidnapping charges . She delivered a powerful closing argument that made the jury lean forward in their seats.
As Casey talked about the presumption of innocence in every case, Nancy interrupted her several times. She was under the impression that the jury “Liked” her, and that she was due only a slap on the wrist, she was wrong. “Well, the devil is dancing tonite” She said as the verdict was read.

Omar stood at her easel putting the final brushstrokes on the painting. It was similar to Grant Wood’s “American Gothic”,A man and woman standing alongside each other with almost expressionless faces. Wood’s classic painting featured the man holding a pitchfork , and a barn in the background. In Omars portrait, Jeffy held nothing but the gray steel prison bars, behind him was a guard tower.

“Well, Lawson, I’ve finished the painting, I think you’ll like it” Omar said
“Wonderful ” Lawson Lamar replied ” I’d like to see it as soon as possible, I’ll send a car for you”

The Lincoln Town Car pulled up in front of Omar’s house just a few minutes after the phone call with Lawson Lamar. Omar gathered the still wet painting and her handbag. The driver popped the trunk lid as she approached the car, carefully placing the Jeff and Nancy portrait in the trunk she couldn’t resist saying “Watch your fingers”
Settling into the back seat Omar considered stopping for a nice picture frame “Would you mind stopping at the art supply store on 42nd and Washington” she asked the driver
“I’m sorry but there isn’t time” the driver said through the tinted privacy glass
Omar thought that was a strange answer, but didn’t let it bother her.
After a few miles omar realized that this was not her appointed ride. Her first clue was the route that they were taking. All the signs pointed to another abduction ,Omar sighed as she checked her watch , it was just after 3;00pm and she had dinner plans at 7:30, but she wasn’t worried.

The car turned left at a mailbox with the Boedecker name on it. Omar wished she had remembered her cellphone . At the top of the long driveway a sensor opened the gate to let the car through.Omar was led through a weathered doorway into a small basement room that served as the office for Hal’s Hatred Hut .
“Well Omar, welcome to the “Other side”, as you refer to it.” Hal motioned toward an empty chair at the end of a bank of occupied computers, “Sit down, make yourself comfortable, you’ll be here awhile”he said rubbing his greedy hands together.
Omar surveyed her surroundings. Along the long wall she could see five people working away maniacally at outdated computers. Each had a list of screennames posted at eye level on the wall in front of them. They all had an option list of derogatory names for Casey that included all the names we have heard used and more,and a selection of who they should blame : The Judge, The Jury, The Justice System, and Jose baez, last on the list was the Karma factor, all posts had to include some form of godawful punishment.
Hal stood directly in front of Omar as he said” Well, Omar the Casey Gravy Train has severely dwindled, we live on clicks here” he said ” And since she won the appeal on the Lying charges, and her success as a lawyer and photograher, there just isn’t enough hatre…..I mean news to keep us in business” he almost cried
“Ah , I see, It’s time to douse your torches ?” Omar said with a smile ” Maybe you could cover a story that hasn’t been sensationalized yet?”
“Omar, curious as it may be , we value your writing style here” Hal said with a sneer ” You can help keep the U-hauls from my door”
“I don’t think I can help you Hal, maybe you should have kidnapped Linda Paris, she has potty-fingers” Omar quipped
” Don’t be ridiculous, she’s a whacko, even by my standards” Hal said.
“Yes your standards are incredibly high” Omar laughed
“I just need one story that will get me some clicks” Hal said “These morons have been repeating the same mantra for years, even I am getting tired of them”Hal blubbered
“I need some new material”
“Well Mr Boedecker, I will write one article for you provided you do not edit it at all” Omar reasoned ” And I am free to go ?”

LOL! Omar! You need to publish this before hal steals it from you and changes the names to protect the not innocent 😉 He ususlly has to rent a story from wesh or cfnews, imo.

Love it! Hal’s Hatred Hut….giggle, grin and LOL! The nancy and jeff part was too funny…I’ve been laughing in my own head for DAYS!

I saw you attempting reason a few days ago, Noni, at the hatered hut…you are right about them all, however. Did you see John Cutters comments on the “OS got hacked” story? He removed most of the comments, of course.

Oh….Omar…..IDK if you ever go to the “dark side” but there is a poster, Orlando_East (which I think is OS cause they post, rile, then remove). Anyhow….this poster came up with a list of stars/famous people who wold play parts in a Lifetime movie…..OE suggested Lucy Grace (nancy’s poor daughter) to play Caylee…..now I am not into poking fun at Caylee or the situation at all, but nancy’s kid playing the role…..well, I did laugh at the thought. I suggested Joan Crawford for Cindy and Audrey Hepburn for Casey (loved her….and, I didn’t say it, but I think the church lady from snl would pick….oh, IDK….someone very special for geo…..) MOO

Love this JFC – you keep the belly laughs comming! HHH is perfect! Love the visual on the ones sitting at the old computers with prewritten instructions at eye level, that how I will invision the idiots over there from now on, LOL!

Hi GO-you said you wished you had more “help” over there so I thought I would drop by. Didn’t go back to read the reactions to what I said – I am pretty sure I can guess. It’s like talking to a brick wall. I don’t know, maybe it’s better if people say nothing there and just let them tear each other apart. Would like to support you but IMO it is a waste of time and just feeds the idiots – know what I mean? Good luck to you! You have stamina, I’ll give you that!

Noni,
I love that visual too. Prewritten instructions!! lololol
Oh..and Kudos to you for your venture on the Dark Side. I agree, it’s a total waste of time. They still think chloroform had a part in it..Egads. Obviously, they haven’t gotten the update, no one from the Anthony house searched it 84 times. Incredibly, they don’t see the significance.
I couldn’t resist, left a comment, I’m sure he won’t post it. Cest la vie…
life is grand so I’m sure I’ll live.

JFC – Just read the part about Hal and his Hatred Hut and fell off my chair laughing. Have you noticed that when the number of posts starts to slow down and all the regulars start tearing each other up, lo and behold, a new “villain” appears supporting Casey and all the regular posters then gang up on their new common enemy. It’s almost like a script and has become very predictable. JMO

Following is a spinoff from JFC’s story. I used HHH as a catalyst to this story because HHH still has me laughing. This story is basically a sidebar to JFC’s original continuing masterpiece Omar’s Impending Nightmare. Should this conspiratorial rhetoric be politically incorrect, my apologies. Otherwise, here is a different little twist, from the twisted mind of yours truly.
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During Omar’s adventure into Hal’s Hate Hut, When Hal had motioned to the empty chair, he turned towards the chair, and Omar noticed a piece of duct tape barely adhered by what was obviously dirt and silt, to the seat of Hal’s well worn slacks. Attached to the duct tape was a sealed envelope with large letters scrolled across it “TOP SECRET”. Beneath that, in even larger letters “THE OS TWELVE.” Before Hal could turn back around, Omar unable to resist the temptation, snatched the envelope from Hal, and slipped it into her purse, to peruse at her own leisure at a later date.
Sometime later, after Omar had safely exited Hal’s Hate Hut, and was sitting comfortably in the seclusion of her own home, Omar slipped the TOP SECRET envelope from her purse, and using an age old technique of opening an envelope, without a trace, so it could be resealed if need be, she removed the papers from inside the envelope. In big bold red letters across the top of the first page TOP SECRET. Under this bold lettering, in print so small it was nearly impossible to read was the following:
“Reading this top secret message, and then disclosing its contents, is a violation of my TOS. Should this information be disclosed by anyone, with the exception of myself or a member of the OS twelve, they will be banned from posting on my site. Should someone who is notthatsmart ever mention anything in this message, they will forever be banned from Hal’s Hate Hut, as well as Hal’s blog.
Omar was shocked as she read the secret plans of the OS twelve, and how they intended to insert themselves into the jury pool, and become a member of the jury. An OS insider, close to the office that sent out jury duty notices, accidently found 12 notices that had yet been assigned and sent. The insider grabbed these 12 official jury duty notices and slipped them to the leader of the OS twelve, who gleefully passed out one to each member. Armed with their official jury duty notices, the OS twelve made their way to the jury selection proceedings.
Although half of the OS twelve are not even from the state of Florida, let alone Pinellas County, these members of the twelve placed false addresses on the jury duty notice (knowing full well that they could continue this farce for at least FIVE months, and the trial should be over by then).
Sitting amidst 50 potential jurors, several of the OS twelve slipped through quickly, and were deemed jury members. One colorful OS twelve member named Mary was poppin off all sorts of rhetoric, but made it through voir dire nonetheless. One of the more recent additions to the OS twelve sez that this whole case is a he sez, she sez case, and miraculously was chosen as a member of the jury. When Ashton was questioning one potential juror named Joe, the juror answered “Mama told me not to come.” and Ashton quickly approved. Another chosen juror somehow remained anonymous. The potential juror who replied “whatsup,” was chosen, as was the juror who seemed to need a reality check. Another potential juror was flushed and bwaaking about, although it was a crapshoot, this juror was selected. With 11 of the OS twelve members already chosen as jurors, the following then happened. For What Its Worth the twelfth OS twelve member was telling everyone who would listen,”I helped George, I hung up posters (ironically, one of the pieces of duct tape this member had used, ended up on the seat of Hal’s well worn pants, and if that had not happened the top secret letter would not have been spotted by Omar. Some may say Karma was at work here.) George and I got into an argument. He said he wanted to take a River Cruise on a casino boat. Gambling is bad I said. George said, you don’t understand, I want to take a ride on River Cruise. I got mad and we got into a shoving match.” Judge Perry was made aware of the contemptous behavior, and cleared the room of all potential jury members, as well as all previously selected jury members. For what its worth, this outburst by the twelfth OS member circumvented all they had worked for. They were 1 juror shy of having the entire jury box full of the OS twelve, but one member that couldn’t stay civil ruined all their plans. Now jury selection had to start all over. Karma is a spiteful beyotch indeed!!!
Omar placed the TOP SECRET information back in the envelope, resealed it, and …………………………….

JB – I have been reading over at OS and Maggie seems to be obsessed with JBMission and you especially. His/her buddies there have even had to call him/her out on it and tell them him/her to stop it. I think many of the posters there are jealous are in awe of both you and the people that post here. If you compare the level of discourse and reasoning here with what passes for discussion there, the difference is astounding. Your articles are light years above anything Hal could cobble together, even on his best days. While you seek truth, they seek “Justice for Caylee” which they can’t even define without using the word Karma. JMO

JFC…..OH MAN! I can hardly wait to read the article I typed up for Hal at his Horror Hut!! This is an absolutely amazing story!! I find myself waiting for the next installment just like I wait for the next episode of Downton Abbey….only this story is far more entertaining!! I LOVE It!!

And TDA….OMG….your side bar story was hysterical. I love the way you fit those names and comments (ride on River Cruze, etc) right into the text as part of the story. Very clever, indeed.

It seems that we have enough writers on this site to put together a compilation comedy piece….a satire of deranged hater behavior.

Who knows…..we could even start a comedy tour specializing in sarcasm, satire and improv. We could call it JB and the Missionites.

Or we could stick to just being clever and sitting back and watching the haters rip each other to shreds. They seem to be doing a fine job of that….and in the process, one by one, their true colors and blazing boldly forth for all the world to see.

jb-thanks for that link! It is looking good! I thought he moved to Miami? I especially like the picture where he is pointing to “that laughing man” during Casey’s trial, ROTFLMAO!!!!!! You go Baez!!

The TDA, love it! Boy don’t you know they are trying to figure out how to get on the Zenaida civil trial if they can? It would be hysterical if they lied to get on and wound up using Baez to represent them at their trial, ROTFLMAO AGAIN!!

Not to take away from JFC’s terrific story and the wonderful idea he had to write this ongoing saga, but it might be fun to start a thread called “Fantasy News” or something like that where any of us who have been inspired by JFC’s satire writing could drop in and leave a ficticious news report of something happening to one or more of the “players” in this saga. Could be fun and give us all an outlet for giggles.

JFC – imitation if the sincerest form of flattery! Luv ya and LOVE YOUR STORY! Can’t wait for the next chapter!

Noni,
That’s a great idea! Expounding on JFC’s characters this could take on a soap opera format, per se, similiar to what thedeviledadvocate wrote.
Yes.. Poor Omar is having one helluva nightmare. lol (((hugs Omar))) 😉
Like a take off of the Young & Restless? Sounds like fun to me.

Thanks Noni…..I haven’t posted at the horror hut for months….you are a good soul….I do check in on the comment boards from time to time….the OS put up a new story they won’t allow comment on today….denial of Greene’s motion…..so what, I say…..

Where is Justice For Casey??? I miss her!
Come back JFC. I need to catch up on Omar’s Nightmare! 😀 Did Omar ever wake up? Was JA seen panhandling at Disney World? Is NG now working at a top-less bar?
The suspense is killing me.. lol

In the background, if you listen closely you can hear the theme song to the twilight zone playing somewhat ominously. I had worked far too hard today, and sleep came quickly. Just before retiring to bed, I had caught up on the posts at JB’s super site, and reread Omar’s Impending Nightmare. In my ragged worn out state of mind, although this reread had me laughing, somehow it planted the seed for a nightmare of my own in my subconscience. Beware reading the twisted and bizarre thoughts of one who has entered…The Skylight Zone:
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At the offices of the BS, er I mean the OS, the huge skylight was shedding light on frenzied activity. The top dogs at the BS, er I mean the OS were feeling a little more greedy than normal last week, and decided to start charging for online services. The minions were scrambling around frantically, developing strategic rhetoric to justify these new charges to the virtual patrons of the BS, er I mean the OS.
. Off in the corner office, affectionately known as HHH, sat the one and only tv guy. His head buried in his arms, slumped over his desk, as the bright sunshine entering through the skylight reflected off his shiny head (his thinning hair doing little to soften the glare). He was sobbing incessantly. His faithful followers were at the end of their week long pity party, and the writing was on the wall (or blog in this case,) the OS 12 that had dwindled to 10 even before the price gouging idea was bestowed upon them. Two of the dastardly dozen had left the flock to become Paris-ites. These two were welcomed with open arms into the fold of the Paris-ites, and one of the two was immediately deemed a princess. Other OS 10 members had also looked into the Parisian parish and may become Paris-ites themselves. His favorites were saying their goodbye’s to him and each other, and he knew the glorious days of a thousand posts on a Casey article were coming to a close. The garbage (trash) can sitting next to his desk was overflowing with crumpled damp tissues. His eyes were red and swollen. His crying jagged had started when the first member of the OS 10 said, “what????? pay for the right to post here???? WHAT??? I ain’t paying no stinkin fee. What happened to my right to freedom of speech?? And his crying hasn’t stopped since. This was the scenerio I walked into when I entered the skylight zone.
. to be continued…..

The Skylight Zone part two
I knew I was dreaming as I walked into the offices of the BS, er I mean OS. A scantily clad receptionist stopped me as I walked in the door, and I quickly realized this dream was a nightmare as the receptionist bore a striking resemblance to none other than the real ZG. Flaunting her tattoos she informed me there was a ten dollar cover charge to enter the Skylight Zone. Begrudgingly I paid the cover and began looking around for HHH. For some ungodly reason, I had felt the need to give a personal seeya wouldn’t wanna beya to the tv guy.
. I walked by a row of so-called reporters typing furiously at their keyboards. The signage across the front of their desks stated in big bold lettering “sources close to the investigation.” I glanced across the entire area and in the far corner of the Skylight Zone, a bright glaring shine nearly blinded me. Shielding my eyes from the glare, I was able to make out three gigantic letters H H H. I immediately knew where I was headed.
. The next bank of desks, with another row of reporters typing furiously was labeled “sensationalistic gossipmongering.” The most talented of the BS, er I mean OS writers were here, frantically making up inflammatory headlines, innuendo and basically anything their little hearts desired in an effort to keep the public outraged on any given subject. On the desk of one of these writers was a book titled “Muckraking Made Easy”, and on the next desk sat a copy of the book, “How To Write Sensational Headlines” for dummies volume II.
. Still shielding my eyes from the blinding glare emitting from HHH, I continued my walk towards the corner office. I passed a long bank of desks, with one lone writer at the very end of the row typing leisurely away, using the good old fashioned index finger hunt and peck method of typing that any six year old can easily accomplish. I noticed the keyboards on this row of desks were covered with cobwebs, lots of cobwebs. These keyboards hadn’t been used in a long time. I took a couple steps back so I could read the signage on these desks. The lettering stated “Investigative Journalists.” On one of these desks, covered beneath a massive amount of dust, I could see a book called All The Presidents Men authored by Bob Woodward. The index finger pecker calling himself an investigative journalist had obviously never touched the book by Bob.
. I was getting near the corner, with only one final bank of desks to pass. The signage on these desks stated “Politics, Legal System, Law Enforcement, and Comics.” You can’t say the BS, er I mean the OS doesn’t have a sense of humor.
.to be continued………

The Skylight Zone part three
Arriving at the door of HHH, I looked in and was instantly blinded by the non-stop glare. I again shielded my eyes and made my way around the room finally finding an angle where the glare from the top of the tv guys head was tolerable.
. I looked at him, and saw a broken man, slumped at his tear stained desk, down to his last tissue, and in a deep sorrowful mourning as the last of the OS 10 had delivered the final goodbye. He knew his blog would become a wasteland, with a single post scattered here and there on articles about the Kardashians. He knew it was the end of an era, the end of his era as the tv guy, with hundreds of followers (in his own mind), thousands of posts each week, (in the real world, 98% of these posts on the Casey articles were posted by the then OS12 posting under a multitude of names), nonetheless, the tv guy loved the accolades thrown upon him by his disciples. That ended today. The blog was all but silent.
. I looked at the tv guy, his eyes puffy and red from the incessant crying jag, and I smiled. A flash of anger could be seen in his eyes, but the anger quickly dissipated and a look of defeat took its place. He looked at me through blurry eyes and in a cracked voice moaned “who are you?” I wanted to tell him what I thought of him, and his disciples. I wanted to lash out and return the treatment that had been given to me over the past few months. I wanted to tell him just how terrible the totmob tea party at Hal’s Hate Hut really was. The sad, defeated, abysmal look on his face stopped me. I am not the kind of person who kicks a man when he is down. I simply answered his question with a slightly sympathetic smile on my face, “TDA” He said increduously, “you, you , you. Why were you so mean? You made my disciples look like fools, with your common sense, and logical posts. And why did you never get angry? They were cruel to you, and said horrible things about you, and called you every name in the book, yet you remained calm. You almost singlehandedly ruined my blog with your cool, calm, demeanor and your fact ridden posts. I hate you.” Finally he had run out of breath. After his rant, my sympathy for him dwindled, yet rather than unleash a tirade of my I own, I just smiled.
. The theme to the twilight zone was getting louder and louder. A look of disdain crossed my face, and the pathetic tears again began streaming down the now tissueless tv guys face, I could not help but pay tribute to my favorite lawyer, and raise my fist in a fickle finger of fate salute to this pitiful wretch before me. The middle finger on my fist raised alone as a fitting farewell to this now discipleless “ahem” journalist. The defeated look on his face was satisfying as his head dropped back onto his desk into his arms. The gut wrenching sobs nearly garnered him one last sympathetic look from me as he blubblered away, but the irritating glare from the once again glaring head of thinning hair caused the sympathy to vanish. The twilight zone music was becoming louder and louder, and turned into an unbearable BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP non stop and aggravating. The glare became as unbearable as the blare of the BEEPS. What is that noise, why is it so bright in here? The grogginess of waking up from this journey into the Skylight Zone was starting to wear off. I realized the BEEPING was my alarm clock, and the bright glare was the early morning sun shining directly into my half open eyes. I shut off the alarm, rubbed the sleep from my eyes, turned away from the sunshine and collected my thoughts. It suddenly dawned on me, that it was now Easter morning, and all I have to say about that is
. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE, have a great day 🙂
.THE END

Thanks for the laugh, Devilsadvocate. So, they’re getting desperate, huh? I wondered how hard copy news agencies are making it with all the internet news. Everything is going paperless these days. But, how can they expect to get any new customers if no one can access their site to judge whether or not they are worth the money, short of driving somewhere to buy a hard copy? Maybe that is the plan, blind membership.

Thedeviledadvocate,
Thank you so much for sharing your dream er nightmare. You are a literary genius! Perhaps the HHH were a bit intimidated by you, as well they should be. If a parasite is a journalist, then I just took that title off of my bucket list. I think the word “journalist” is being thrown around too freely these days.
Nonetheless, I’m honored that you chose theJBMission.com to post your hilarious, descriptive and to-the-point commentary.
If BS, er I mean OS had a clue, you could have had Hal’s job albeit it a short term assignment.
I hope you’re enjoying the Easter holiday. After reading “The Skylight Zone” posts, my day just got better.
Again, thank you for the laughs. Come back anytime.

Well E. Baynes, it’s like this. If you would have followed the trial, you’d know that duct tape had absolutely nothing to do with little Caylee’s death. It was George’s ruse to make it look like a kidnapping. George Anthony is an X-homicide cop so he’d know what to do.
This spoof has absoulutely nothing to do with the drowning death of Caylee Anthony. This spoof was written for fun months after the trial.
So unless you’re as well-informed of those who are, such as the participants of my blog, you’d best run along.
Come back when you know a good joke when you see it. This article had nothing to do with Caylee’s death. It was the aftermath that’s funny. The lawsuits, the greedy media, the media whores who inserted themselves into this case. Read up.. and then you MIGHT get it.

BTW,
Are you aware that forensics NEVER proved that the duct tape was wrapped around Caylee’s face as the prosecution contended. The laundry bad that Caylee was shrouded in didn’t not have ties at the top which leads me to believe the duct tape was used to secure the top of the laundry bag.
You can’t believe everything the prosecution claimed without proof. We live in America.
Just like I don’t believe what Zimmerman claimed happened on the night of Feb 26.
We’ll see what can be proven at trial, right?
Have a nice evening Byrnes.