Global Warming my arse.

I live in Wales, it rains here 365 days a year.

Paul Flynn MP.

My local MP the Rt Hon. Paul Flynn MP, is an expenses fiddler who claimed £10,000 pounds in legal defence costs off the taxpayer for a libel case he lost, a libel case he could have avoided in the first place.

He has stolen on expenses a cool £7,052 for new kitchen, as well as work back in 2006 on his kitchen coming to £1580. He has also stolen from the taxpayers £1,153 on carpets and £1,200 decoration for his London property in 2005.

He also claimed £9,629 in stamp duty and fees, yet more money off of you and me.

Then we have £1000 deposit on kitchen equipment, and back in 2006 he charged the taxpayers £1201.90 on decorating his humble abode.

Plus he has claimed back mortgage interest as well, nice work if you can get it.

He also doesn't like paying his bills, he gets you to pay them instead: water, electricity, council Tax and even his television license all paid for by you.

Other perks include: £1745 on a sofa and a chair. £189 on a bathroom cabinet.

Gordon the man who had the plan of clearing the UK's overdraft by sticking all on the nations credit card, an any day now the shaven headed bailiffs will knocking on the nations door; all thanks to this window licking hoon.

Even the head of the US Federal Reserve, Ben Bernanke said that the UK was ill-prepared to deal with the crisis in the wake of decisions made by Mr Brown when he was chancellor.

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A dead scouser who gets fried, anyone who thinks I am missing out on mocking this is taking the piss. All from http://www.sickipedia.org

My name is Emma-Jane Percy, and I’m Head of Year 9 at St Benedict's Catholic College, the school that Liam Gill attended.I am writing to express my horror and disgust at some of the truly despicable things I have read on this so-called joke website.I had no idea our pupils were so illiterate, and I can only apologise for the immense distress their appalling grammar must have caused you.

Looks like the little scouse bastard finally found a law he couldn't break... Ohm's law.

Hello. This is God speaking. Has anyone seen my wallet?

’d just like to say a few words of respect for Liam GillLiam was a lovely lad, always knew how to conduct himself despite coming from a broken ohm.The cheeky scouser only had to walk into a room and the place would light up.He had his deep moments as well though, often asking ‘Watt is life all about?” his curiosity sparked off by a natural inquisitiveness.It’s sad to think he won’t be around to realise his dream, to train to be a conductor.He's to be buried in the family volt.

I'm a Hornby model train enthusiast.Does anyone know where I can get a little molten plastic Scouser?

How the hell did the authoritites expect a 13 year old scouser to be able to understand the warning signs which read "DANGER - OVERHEAD CABLES - RISK OF DEATH"?Surely a sign reading "YOOS WIL BEA EELCTRACUUTD IF YOOS CUM IN HEAR XXX" would have been more appropriate?

Three little Scousers sitting on a train,Three little Scousers sitting on a train,And if one little Scouser had used his fucking brain,There'd still be three little Scousers sitting on a train.

Frankie Boyle: if you're reading this, I fucking dare you to steal a Liam Gill joke for the next Mock the Week. I recommend "ohms law" - you fucking know you want to.

I was surprised to hear that 13 year-old Liam Gill was electrocuted after climbing onto a disused train.I always thought that Scousers were good at avoiding the charges on public transport.

According to the “Ban Sickipedia” group on Facebook, we should only be able to make jokes about things they’re not personally acquainted with.Like humour, the rules of grammar, and the concept of electricity.

My first is in electricity but not in gasMy second is in idiot but not in assMy third is in remedial but never in schoolMy fourth is in moron but never in foolMy fifth is in drugs and also in highMy sixth is in powerline but not in supplyMy seventh is in blow but never in puffMy eighth is in below but not in aboveI am the scouser Sickipedians love.

I never knew that trains had hubcaps............

Imagine the look on Liam Gill's mum's face when she found out her son was smoking behind the train tracks.

You know what they say, once you go black...You wont touch a 25,000 volt wire again...

Electric railway lines, 21st century natural selection.

So when Liam's getting buried, do you think the vicar will say,"Earth to earth, positive to positive"?

The recent death of a 13 year old scouser really surprised meI mean Liverpool has electricity? wow.

Liam Gill's parents have decided against a cremation and have instead opted for a burial.I think it might be a bit late to earth him now though.

Liam Gill had 25000 volts running through his bodyI bet that fuckin hertz