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Ben Yaks Back – 2/4

For some reason, the app Yik Yak has been insanely popular at GU. Yik Yak is an anonymous Twitter feed where people can say whatever they want, which can prompt some inappropriate content. Yik Yak also uses location services on your phone, so the Yaks you see are guaranteed to be from people in your area.

Wow. The moon looks like a carrot if you hold a carrot in front of it and only look at the carrot.

Isn’t nature beautiful?

Difference between the inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted

Yeah, that’s super relatable for college kids. Inlaws, am I right? Also, let’s talk about buying our own insurance and the commute this morning.

Was just thinking about graduation and I broke down in tears… In 3 months I’m gonna be packing my bags and moving back to Cali, leaving all the memories I made here behind. I’m an emotional wreck.

Jeez, you’re about as uplifting as a Super Bowl commercial. For reference, the Yak before this was “Smells bad outside the gym [poop emoji].” This app truly is a box of chocolates.

I hate labs

I sort of agree. I like corgis a lot better, but some chocolate labs are adorable.

When’s the best time to cut a tree down? 8am

I…I don’t get the joke. Is it like a subtle thing about the government? Like the tree represents democracy and 8 A.M. represents the conservatives?

If you ever find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Second thing to do is try to reverse the curse Madam Zeroni placed on your pig stealing great-great-grandfather. Third is to find treasure and get out of Camp Greenlake. Fourth is to make the Transformers movie.

The Gonzaga basketball team may be #2 in the nation but our football team is definetly #1

Yik yak gives me those red dot vibes

I’ve actually never agreed more with a Yak. Everyone on there is way too into cuddling. Imagine if one day these Yaks turned not anonymous. That’d be hilarious.

Sometimes going to the gym pays off because you can see your lowkey crush on his grind

Jeez…I really hope you don’t talk like that in person. We are a Jesuit institution founded on the importance of education. This sounds like a bad Drake line from a mixtape that never got released. Also, here’s a #fitness tip: if you’re going to the gym and not just for your “lowkey grinding crush,” maybe YOU’LL become someone’s lowkey crush, ya feel?