Ho-hum. Not much to report on, but I’ve got 30mins to kill until I’ve got to go and get ready for this interview that I’ve definitely got and it’s an interview and everything so I’m quite good because I’ve got this interview because it’s good.

So, it’s been there for a while, but I thought I’d bring your attention to the news page of Norm’s site. Firstly, news on his Edinburgh show:

“My daughters Lily and Kitty will be joining me at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August to perform our show WE LOVETT at The Stand Comedy Club 7-30 August (not 16th) Venue 5 at 2.30pm.

Excellent. I’ve never actually seen Norm live (unlike Ian); the question is, can I be arsed going to Edinburgh this year? Last time I went was in 1999. I’d probably be more inclined to go if it was the Edinburgh Minge Festival. Now, with material like that, I could probably go up there and earn my keep, couldn’t I? Well, it’s better than The twatting Consultants, anyway.

It also appears that Norm has finally cracked:

“Every Red Dwarf fan I meet wants to know when the film will be made and I would suggest you to write to Red Dwarf Films Ltd. Building 35, Shepperton Studios, Studios Road, Shepperton, Middlesex TW17 0QD. It would probably be better to enclose a S.A.E to ensure a reply although I can’t guarantee that you will get one.”

Come on then; who’s going to be first to try it? I wonder what response you’d get. “Dear Sir. FUCK OFF AND DIE. Yours faithfully, Doug Naylor.”

In related news, the Winchester Entertainment website has finally launched; and it’s pretty good for a media company website. In that: it’s shit, but at least it’s not Flash. Sadly, there’s no mention of the Dwarf Movie. Watch out for them rebranding entirely as ContentFilm at some point, now the merger has been finalised.