]]>31:06yesOh God the Special is on Friday!!Fri, 06 Feb 2015 08:00:00 +0000Donger's special airs this Friday. Take a deep breath and listen to this week's episode. Also, watch "Big Dumb Animal" on Feb. 6th on Comedy Central!!!]]>28:40yesWaiting For the SpecialFri, 30 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000Hey folks, Braunger's killing time, and killing IT! No? Okay, well, listen in for the fun anyway.]]>29:29yesLive From the NYCPodFestFri, 16 Jan 2015 18:15:31 +0000It's Donger's first live podcast. Enjoy!]]>37:04yesThe Tension Sets InFri, 09 Jan 2015 08:00:00 +0000He's doing it live--as Bill O'Reilly night say--in NYC this weekend, so he had to get a practice episode in. Turns out he's probably made a better one than the live one will be, but don't tell the Podfest folks!! Kidding. It's great, but the live one will be too. We're all gonna be okay. Tune in.]]>37:11yesMy New Hour Special Comes Out Feb. 6th on Comedy Central!Fri, 12 Dec 2014 19:59:10 +0000Well, it's not a subtle title for this week's episode, but it's apt. Ding-Donger's got a new special coming out early in the new year. Not that that's all he talks about this time, that'd be SO bullshit. Delving into the story of a young, affected starlet making his walk to the plane in Las Vegas magical, why the head of Blackwater shoudn't fly coach, and the joys of ziplining down Fremont street drunk, DD paints a picture for all of us to enjoy. Enjoy! Also, watch the special on Comedy Central Feb. 6th. Seriously.]]>31:06yesOff the RailsFri, 05 Dec 2014 08:00:00 +0000Well, 'ol party uncle Braung-dong kinda loses it on this one, but it's funny, so that's okay. Crazy how funny saves anything, right? Well, not death itself, but hey. You can't have it all. Seriously though, it's a good 'un. Also, we all die.]]>31:29yesUber RidiculousSat, 22 Nov 2014 02:17:54 +0000This week Donger's back in the lab, and it's a half hour again. Phew! Obits, new sponsors, and brand new observations and tales. Hooray!]]>32:28yesThe Big OneSun, 16 Nov 2014 18:53:44 +0000Ding-Donger hasn't recorded a podcast in a while, so he dug in and gave us the big one. Here it is, the hour-long Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger. It is inarguably the greatest one man comedy podcast episode of all time.]]>54:24no69, Dude. 69.Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:00:00 +0000This week, well, we here at Nerdist will just let you listen. You really need a description? Oh goddamit, fine. Braunger did a benefit for a friend in serious need, and hopes you'll help out. He also just got some good news. There's also him rambling hilariously about his life. As always, you should listen. 69, dude.]]>31:13yesHe Was Funnier Than YouFri, 03 Oct 2014 07:00:00 +0000Matt's been on the road for eight straight nights by himself, and he just had his first so-so show. Ah, it was great, he's just dramatic. Listen to him ruminate on the trip so far from a hotel room all alone. The putz.]]>31:31yesCrazy TrainFri, 26 Sep 2014 22:14:12 +0000Braunger is on the road again. Columbus, Dayton, and now Indianapolis. He's been up since 5:30 am, driven two and a half hours, did three hours of radio, and now he recorded this. Is it thirty minutes of crap? Hell no! He's a professional. Sure, the first recording shit the bed after sixteen minutes and he had to start again, but you won't notice. Listen and enjoy! Seriously, it's good.]]>30:57yesDicks in the SheathMon, 22 Sep 2014 02:49:34 +0000Donger is broadcasting live from his bedroom because his childhood friend Zach is in the dining room hogging all the space. Join him, he's very alone. Why? Because you'll learn Matt's secrets, the proper way to catcall, how to use the phrase "Speaking of which," how to earn your free time, about parking in Koreatown, why you should carry axes in public, and much much more. Also, about the title. Keep your dicks in the sheath, friends.]]>30:39yesI Miss My WolverineFri, 12 Sep 2014 07:00:00 +0000Episode 65 has what all the great tales have, both happiness and sadness. And a wolverine. Matt just shot the cover for his new special, and he used a stuffed bear and the aforementioned wolvie for it. Hear his tales of taxidermy, DJing, going home to Portland this weekend, flipping a guy off in traffic, a champion shitbag, and more. Thanks for picking him up, as always.]]>31:04yesMontana, Where the Men are Men and the Sheeps are SeatcoversFri, 05 Sep 2014 23:50:06 +0000You've caught Ding-Donger on tour. Lucky you! This time he's in Montana and has some stuff to share. A comedy meth barn, working on creating a sitcom, why lunch (and eating) is wonderful thing (b/c it's always there), doing radio with a possum, and a maniac who chased him onstage (and backstage) at Bumbershoot are all discussed. Don't miss out, you beautiful jerks!]]>31:00yesMr. Burns' Thug is HilariousMon, 25 Aug 2014 17:21:43 +0000Braunger jumps in to talk about Burns' thug on The Simpsons, his Thug t-shirt, a couple who chased him down in the street to give him drugs, going on "Feelings hikes" with a male friend, realizing he's a late bloomer, the FYF Fest, and how driving in LA makes you an angry boy. Thanks for picking him up!]]>31:01yesMinneapolis!Fri, 15 Aug 2014 23:45:36 +0000Matt's in Minneapolis working out new stuff, just locked the new special, isn't drinking right now, doesn't want to wear Cosby sweaters, is hanging out with Doug Benson (who broke up a fight last night), got a bunch of cool records, wants your input, still has a mustache, and is getting a Jucy Lucy tomorrow. Listen in!]]>31:12yesYou KNOW That Guy??Fri, 08 Aug 2014 07:00:00 +0000Oh man oh man oh man! Braunger didn't do a DDMB last week because of his birthday (what a child), so this week's episode is 45 minutes long. And change! His weekend in Palm Springs, a realization about his habit to walk everywhere, the time he became a serial killer online, and a childhood memory involving stacks of porn are all discussed, but it all goes deeper than that! Let's delve in, shall we, to the world of a Ding-Dong.]]>47:26yesWe’ve Made It So Far, You GuysFri, 25 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000Matt made this one earlier in the week, but there's no way you should be able to tell that unless I just told you. Whoops! This, the 60th triumph, finds our hero talking about relationships, being alone, his recent crazy weekend, how you have to accept your friends despite their horrible tastes, why you should hug your pets now, and the challenge of motivating yourself to work in hot Los Angeles. Guys! We're 60!]]>30:39yesDunk the BabyFri, 18 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000We're almost to 60 episodes, gang! When we get there, we'll all go swimming and dunk the baby. You'll have to listen to this week's episode to know what the hell I'm talking about. This ep, Matt gets into Weird Al, the taping of his new short film, his perfect card and gift for a one-year-old's birthday party, a horrible party guest he meets there, gay stuff, and a terrible movie that capped off the weekend. Thanks for picking him up!]]>32:02yesA Stoned ExperimentFri, 11 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000Hey gang! Matt spends 22 minutes of this episode talking about getting stoned on camera in "Getting Doug with High," then extolls the genius of online savants Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, & Hannah Hart, then explains how he plans on setting fire to himself in Palm Springs for his B-Day. Only three topics? Only three topics. This episode rocks ass.]]>31:14yesHappy 4th of I Almost Killed a Guy!Fri, 04 Jul 2014 07:00:00 +0000Happy 4th of July, Braungals and Braunguys. Matt's back with some tales again, because it's a weekly show and that's why! He's got the story of "Night of 1,000 Segers," how he almost just hit a guy with his car, getting "made" at the Comedy Store last night, why he's melting, why he's going to Palm Springs to melt more, and why he yelled "My tit!" earlier today. Happy 4th. Listen and it'll all make sense.]]>31:03yesNight MovesFri, 27 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000Taking a break (or maybe not) from rehearsing his song in the upcoming "Night of 1,000 Segers," Matt hops into your brain again. He just got back from driving a combined 60 miles to audition for the role of "Coach" on a sitcom. Yep. Just "Coach." He's talking about auditions in general, editing his special, 1,000 Segers rehearsals, the show he's developing with a guy you all love, and how the film "Jason Nash is Married" is awesome and should be seen by all. Let's work on our Night Moves together.]]>30:54yesThe Definitive Guide to the Game of Thrones CharactersFri, 20 Jun 2014 07:33:38 +0000This week is a doozy and a half, folks! Lots to cover. Lemonheads in a big box, editing the new hour special, b-day plans, helping a friend in need, depression, Henry Phillips, the short film Matt shot over last weekend, a new Neil Diamond song he's writing without Neil's permission, and (most importantly) the definitive guide to most of the Game of Thrones characters. Phew! Tune in.]]>30:57yesThe Wrong Girl's HeadFri, 13 Jun 2014 07:00:00 +0000Summer's underway! And that means a new DDMB. Well, so does Winter, Spring, you get the idea. Hope not having any discernible theme besides Matt Braunger's dumb life isn't driving you nuts. Anyhoos, this week Matt gets into a strange encounter/show at the Belly Room at the Comedy Store, talks a therapy encounter that made him go "Oh no," gets into the short film he's doing this weekend with Ron Funches, and describes his dumbest moment at the movies ever. On a date. Check check check check check ch-check it out!]]>30:54yesI'm Back From Portland and Brooklyn and the Special is Taped!Tue, 10 Jun 2014 02:16:18 +0000What a week! Braunger's been all over the map. Listen to the tales of his adventures in an all new episode. Old friends, two tapings (one of them too sweaty), a wedding where he got too drunk, doing karaoke with Mom, how fucked up the end of that Game of Thrones was, and more! Here we go again on our own, going down the only road we've ever known."]]>30:36yesIt's Coming!Fri, 30 May 2014 07:00:00 +0000Hey kids, it's almost time for Matt to record his new special and he's going bonkers. Let's let him yammer on for a while to calm his nerves. He just got back from Denver, is doing a run-through of his set in Hollywood tonight, just did one of the last ever episodes of Chelsea Lately (it got cancelled today), and he's unveiling his set list for you. Out loud. Tune in and see what's up this week besides your nipples.]]>31:09yesBird Suicide and I'm Doing a New Special!Thu, 22 May 2014 17:12:47 +0000Holy crap, what a day! Matt just got back from the Burbank airport, where he spent all day waiting to fly and couldn't. Listen to find out why, how he's doing a brand new hour special, why you shouldn't eat old blueberries, and also gratitude.]]>31:06yesBack From Bridgetown!Fri, 16 May 2014 07:00:00 +0000Ding-Dong is back from the festival that robbed us of an episode last week. Why didn't he plan a live one at his own fucking festival? Because he's an idiot. Anyway, this episode is funny and in no way disjointed. Bridgetown, Matt's week, LA's blistering heat wave, weed, effects of weed on theories of the afterlife, a dummy who discovers that ice is cold, getting sunstroke indoors, and why headshots are funny are all discussed. Plus more, more, more! Listen in and see why it was worth the wait.]]>30:48yesWelcome to Torn Pants! Pants are $50,000Thu, 01 May 2014 07:00:00 +0000This episode is fast and furious, like a movie of some weird name about cars. Fresh off just doing another podcast, Donger gets into his friend's amazing new song/video, almost playing a Geto Boys song for his mom as a kid, a charity show this evening you should attend, Crate and Barrel, getting Pasadena-ed, his crazy "Uncle" Randy, his recent appearance on @Midnight, the tuxedo curse, and more! Tune in. It's a doozy.]]>30:38noA Driver Who's Trying to Get FiredFri, 25 Apr 2014 21:01:14 +0000Well, we're barreling through with this crazy 30 minute episodes thing, and so far we're gangbusters. Braunger's got some bad news, but also a lot of good. Tune in for both, as well as stories from his parent's visit, the worst comedy club driver in the world, why the 30 minute thing works, and more! Tune in now, jerks! Love, Me]]>30:41yesDDMB is 30 minutes nowThu, 17 Apr 2014 07:00:00 +0000Holy crap, you guys. Matt had so much fun doing the podcast last week (the double one, for double fun) that he's doing it for 30 minutes....from now on! We'll see how long he can keep up this Herculean labor. For now, enjoy his thoughts on drinking during podcasts, ideas for names for his new tour, his parents coming to town this weekend, the idea of "The Braun-gals," Dina Martina, how we should call our privates our "Shames," and much, much more! Man, is this now the longest podcast there is? Not at all? Oh, okay. Good. Enjoy]]>30:58yesThe Big 30 Minute Episode Episode!Fri, 11 Apr 2014 07:00:00 +0000Whoa whoa whoa, I know you're all mad, but Matt's got a good excuse. Sure, you'll have to listen to this episode to hear it, but it's worth it. Trust us. To make up for it, here are two episodes in one. Well, actually, just one long one that's the length of two episodes. What's that, Matt? It's probably the best one yet? Holy shit, that's huge. Like this episode. Listen and learn why.]]>30:51yesLunchbox that Motherf*#er!Fri, 28 Mar 2014 18:17:05 +0000After trying and failing to record this episode where he meditates (don't get weird, it's his bedroom on a wooden chest (wait, that IS weird)), Matt is back at the dining room table for a new episode. This week he tested and failed to book a third pilot, got low-grade "Belushi-ed," startled some kids while hiking, and invented the term "Lunchboxing." Tune in to learn what it all means on this 45th episode!]]>17:31noLook How Fast My Beard Grows!Sat, 22 Mar 2014 02:13:27 +0000Let's get real, let's get honest. That's where Matt's at today, but it's okay! Bouyed by a better attitude and the fact that he's doing a musical number tonight, Donger's on the up. He's got some stuff to share, including the difference between comedians and actors backstage, how certain musical notes mean "I'm sad, and I'm hiding," and other stuff--hey, just listen in!]]>17:16noBack from SXSW, Still SouthFreshSun, 16 Mar 2014 01:02:09 +0000Oh man, SXSW was crazy, but so is life. Donger returns with whole new tales from the Southwest, including a bit of advice first-person inspired by the tragedy from the other day. Sad clown leaves however, and the delight continues. Tune in to see what the hell I'm talking about. Huzzah!]]>18:15noA Hollywood Story Before Heading to SXSWSat, 08 Mar 2014 00:07:03 +0000Sorry this is so late! There's a good reason, though. Ding-Donger has a Hollywood story he had to live before he shared it, and share it he does. He's also going to Austin tomorrow to be in the madness that is SXSW, and that is also discussed. Two things?? It's a new day, guys. Enjoy.]]>16:56yesI Was Somewhere Else This Morning!Fri, 28 Feb 2014 19:40:57 +0000Good day, Braung-Dongers. Today's journey takes us from Los Angeles to Hoboken, NJ and back again. What a marvelous time to be alive! Donger gets into what he did over the last two days, the wonders of comedians' games and bits with other comedians, autographing a Magic: The Gathering card, how Led Zeppelin is annoying, and mucho more! Let Matt Braunger into your car and heart for this special DDMB episode.]]>17:16noWe Made It Guys!Sat, 22 Feb 2014 01:16:24 +0000Episode 40 is here, with Matt getting philosophical about his act, his career, and maybe life. Maybe. Looking at change, wondering about the future, and staring out the window and remembering a dance club in a church back in the late 90s. You know, the usual. No, actually a savage left turn that you will enjoy. Join him down this strange and thoughtful road!]]>17:32noI Won!Fri, 14 Feb 2014 00:43:35 +0000Guys, Matt just won @Midnight on Comedy Central and is ready to crow. Actually, no, he's just glad he didn't get dead last a third time. He's in Traverse City, Michigan right now and it's amazing. Please, come into his hotel room and hear some tales and observations while at the same time being safe from being near him. Listen to a winner. For once.]]>17:15noLive From a Couch!Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:56:48 +0000This episode is full bore. Coming off a live taping and still a little sick from the brutal sub-60 degree weather, Matt's got some topics to hit. Stuff like the show last night with Bill Burr, a horrible and wonderful Burr memory, waking up with a wretched throat, rolling with the punches, the wild anxiety that comes with Los Angeles' PILOT SEASON, and much more! Sit on the couch, grab the arms, and hold on tight.]]>17:43yesBEARD GONE!Thu, 30 Jan 2014 17:43:17 +0000The beard has been shaven. Tune in to find out why (he had to lose it for a job he had today for the TV--OOPS! SPOILER!). Hint: He wasn't on "Wings." Matt's been doing a lot of sets getting ready for Sketchfest this weekend. Will you be there? Even if you won't, you should listen to this. It's a fun one.]]>17:22yesIt's Late at Night and the Fog is EvilThu, 23 Jan 2014 19:07:19 +0000Just back from recording a podcast with an old friend, Matt's got some memories to share on a dark foggy night. Things like the tattooed girl who made up a bullshit excuse to not go on a date, why gay people don't cause natural disasters, a fun game you can use to make your friends uncomfortable, and something of an apology. Okay, those last two aren't memories, but whatever. It's not like I'm Matt Braunger writing this right now.]]>16:54yesI'm Hairy in the FaceThu, 16 Jan 2014 08:00:00 +0000Here we go. 35th episode, gang. This time 'ol Donger is here to talk old bars having their guts ripped out to make new bars look old, male insecurity and how it relates to getting their haircuts, the stockpile of sad movie screeners Matt's amassed, and a warning tale about controlling your anger. Listen in! It's just 15 minutes.]]>18:43noJust Pushed a Man Up a Hill and I'm Not Allowed to ShaveThu, 09 Jan 2014 08:00:00 +0000It's the first DDMB of 2014 and Matt just pushed a man in a broken-down electric wheelchair up some hills and BOY ARE HIS ARMS TIRED! Seriously, they're on fire. Also, he's going through problems with his girlfriend and split his head open on New Year's Eve. What better way to start the year??!!! Listen in!]]>17:36yesA Flute Glass of SchnappsThu, 19 Dec 2013 08:00:00 +0000It's getting cold outside, but Donger is here to warm you up. Fresh off a nice meet-up with an old friend, he's got some showbiz advice, life observations that won't make you want to kill yourself, and some memories of hanging out with his old friend Helen Keller. Grab a glass of something warm and listen in!]]>16:20yesColdest and DarkestThu, 12 Dec 2013 08:00:00 +0000Hey friends, Matt just got back from watching one of the most disturbing documentaries he's even seen. Let's talk about it. Also, let's get into depression, older guys giving you garbage advise, the problems with the end of the year in general, and distracting yourself from your problems. Orale!]]>16:23yesI'm Sorry!!Thu, 05 Dec 2013 08:00:00 +0000He's back and sorry for leaving you so long! Boy, it's been a time. From flying off to New York again, finding out at the Thanksgiving table which friends have been rated as shitheads online by girls, to figuring out what really counts, here we go again. Thanks for staying faithful, Dongers!]]>15:42yesI'm in a hotel in Miami in my underwearsThu, 14 Nov 2013 08:00:00 +0000It's been a real tear that Matt Braunger's been on lately. New York, Philly, DC, Boston, and now Miami. Thank God he has you to listen to his bullshit problems. Well, at least they're funny ones. He hopes.]]>00yesFrom an alley in the East Village, cranked on joeMon, 04 Nov 2013 17:01:28 +0000Matt's in NYC to be on the Michael J Fox Show and that's why the episode is late. Fuck that guy. Matt, not Michael. HE's a National treasure. Join Braunger in an alley and hear his wild industry tales!]]>16:07yesThe Second Best Buttered Ham LogThu, 24 Oct 2013 22:59:49 +0000Live from a Dallas hotel room, Matt is already worn down on the second and last leg of the @Dadboner southern tour. Thanks, Austin beer!! Ding-Donger has news, tales from the road, and a great Usain Bolt analogy for you. So listen in for 15, won't you?]]>16:21yesI've Been Driving For Five Hours. Hello, St. Louis!Fri, 18 Oct 2013 00:27:15 +0000Boy, this @Dadboner Tour has been a humdinger. Real amazing times; but with amazing times come worn down comedians. At least in this case. Join ol' Ding Dong as he tells some tales from life on the road a mere 45 minutes from the next show. Listen in!]]>16:27yesCleveland Hotel Live EditionThu, 10 Oct 2013 07:00:00 +0000Well, not really. Matt was just in a hotel in Cleveland when he recorded it, but he did it live at the time. The Dadboner Tour is starting off and he's super pumped, despite a horrific travel experience just hours before. The story of that, the brutality of his last similar tour, actual fun times, and more!

]]>16:08yesI Will Not Shut Down!Thu, 03 Oct 2013 08:00:46 +0000The @Dadboner Tour is almost upon us! Look, all ye awesome folk, and be drunk! Or at least happy. This episode is rife with hilarious frustration, as Matt had a bad afternoon at the Red Cross AND the government has been shut down by stupid assholes. BUT we soldier on! Listen in for this week's ride and check for the special offer just for DDMB listeners at the end!]]>16:23yesLive From a Hotel Room in MinneapolisThu, 26 Sep 2013 07:00:00 +0000Fresh from the stage at Acme Theater in Minneapolis, Matt's got some tales to tell. Last weekend was the wedding, and it reminded him of a old racist encounter. There's also the wondrous unhealthiness of the Twin Cities, the craziest thing he's heard yelled on the street in some time, a smartass kid, wondering if lawyers and doctors get jealous like comedians, and more. Viva the Midwest!]]>16:47yesThis Sickness is Bringing Scandal to my Body!Thu, 19 Sep 2013 07:00:00 +0000Guys, bad news. Matt is kinda sick.....of your stupid games! Kidding, he loves them. He's actually under the weather, but still put together a nice ep for you. Fresh from a Chelsea Lately taping, Matt shares an embarrassing story from the day, talks about the "Bukkake of Smiles Tour" with Dana Gould, gears up for Chicago, and shares why "Bringing Scandal" is the worst term and how you should use it. Listen in and get the fever!]]>16:02yesDan Harmon and the Wonder of Honest PeopleThu, 12 Sep 2013 07:00:00 +0000Matt just got back from being interviewed about Dan Harmon for a documentary, and it got him thinking about honest people. How they're often perceived as rude, why we need them, etc. It mostly got him remembering an incident involving his friend Danny in college. A guy most people called "Claw." Listen and enjoy, friends.]]>15:53yesCasting Myself in My Own Action MovieThu, 05 Sep 2013 04:00:00 +0000Hey Dings, hey Dongs. Matt has returned from taping a new episode of Chelsea Lately to talk about how Twitter is heroin to comedians, his weekend in Oregon, the best guy at the water park, and how movie stars hilariously cast themselves as badasses in their own movies. Take a 15 minute break from your day or drudgery and give a listen.]]>15:43yesDenver Was Great, Almost Killed MeThu, 29 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000Episode 20! We did it! Matt just returned from the amazingly successful High Plains Comedy Festival, and boy were people high. And fun! Weird! Learn the joy of saying "Let's table this a second," how Matt needs to slow down, the phrase "How'd you get this?" and more! Let's ride!]]>16:45yesSome Dumb Drunk Girl Said Something DumbThu, 22 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000Oh man, somebody said something dumb and thoughtless to Matt, and she was drunk! Crazy! Well, it's probably the 123rd time it happened in his life. In this ep Matt discusses that, what else you shouldn't say to people, his girlfriend being out of town, the joys of Summerslam, and the most awkward moment he ever had in Denver. Let him in and listen up!]]>15:47yesI got to sing a song again!Thu, 15 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000Hey Ding-Dongers, right or wrongers, you know who the singer is but you can't remember the song-ers, it's that time again. Matt just got back from San Francisco's Outside Lands and he got to sing (not rap this time) a song. Also with him was Bruce McCulloch of Kids in the Hall, and he won't shut up about it. Erotic fan fiction was written, bands were seen, a guy had a "I have a boner" button on his backpack, and more! Also, he did a test version of Chris Hardwick's new show and it's gonna be bonkers fun. Tune in!]]>15:56yesGodzilla is sick of saving your ASS, man!Thu, 08 Aug 2013 08:11:06 +0000It's been a crazy week for Matt Braunger, who is no longer the birthday boy and is now 29 again, but he's rallying for you in this new episode. His party was fun, he's gearing up for Outside Lands, he has playground punk rock stories, he remembers a real tool at an audition once, and he's reminiscing about what he loved about Godzilla movies. Listen in for a fun 15 minutes and after that, follow your dreams!]]>15:47yesIt's my Birthday!Thu, 01 Aug 2013 07:00:00 +0000Holy shit, you guys, it's Matt's birthday! Join Matt as he blows your mind telling you who he opened for in Montreal, how great the comics were there, how he tore the roof off the sucker rapping "8 Mile" style, and what's up next. Then he gets sappy because it's his birthday and he's a goddamn sap. Listen here!]]>15:42yesRecorded in Montreal Without PantsThu, 25 Jul 2013 07:00:00 +0000Bonjour! DDMB takes a trip to French Canada for the Just For Laughs Festival. Matt takes us threw his journeys from LA to NY to Mass to Quebec, with stories of his buffoonery strewn along the way. Take a fifteen minute break from your day and listen to this street performance done from inside the Hyatt Montreal while in underpants. Merci!]]>16:38yesLive From New York, it's Hot as Balls!Thu, 18 Jul 2013 08:23:51 +0000Matt inhaled the ice cream cone you see in this picture in under a minute. He's in New York and it's like the surface of Mars outside. Matt gets into his New York past, including a weed-induced trip to near madness in a house club. He also talks about overheard New York, the best hat, and how to get his special for $5. Get inside and listen. It's hot as balls outside!!]]>15:37yesBack from the Hiatus No One Knew About!Thu, 11 Jul 2013 07:00:00 +0000Hey gang, Matt took some time off from his dumb 15-minute podcast that takes no effort for the 4th. Did he take mushrooms? Listen and find out! He didn't, at least, while he recorded this episode. Matt fills us in on the Dadboner show, the dog nearby who barks out of loneliness, fat French food, and more. Back again for the very 13th time!]]>15:46yesGot-Lanta?Thu, 27 Jun 2013 16:35:00 +0000Matt just back from Atlanta, and, boy, is his love of trees and strippers tired! This episode 12 gets into the worst show in recent memory, the legendary Claremont Lounge, why he won't bust the 15 minute ceiling, why it's bad when comics say "What else is going on," and more. Thanks!]]>15:50yesTaye Diggs is a FanThu, 20 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000We made it past the big ten mark, everybody! Ding-Dong chimes in on not caring about the other similar podcast names, his main man Taye Diggs, PA-ing with a morning drunk and listening to his dumb ideas, and the drunkest man in Philly last weekend. Yup!]]>15:43yesApologies to the scooter I laid down in BantayanThu, 13 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000It's episode 10 and Matt Braunger is not good at riding scooters. Thankfully, he's in your iPod instead, telling of how he hurt a scooter in Bantayan, how he was a monster there, was once a Viking in Atlanta, and had to deal with a dickhead commercial agent once long ago. Episode 10! We did it!]]>15:41yesCard Full!Thu, 06 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000Boy, he sure is bad at working his recording machine thing. However, after three tries Matt finally gets it going for this 9th episode. Fun at MaxFunCon, a hilariously named mini-tour with Dana Gould, a recent visit to a high school, Vine, and why you shouldn't piss on a grave are all explored. Tune in for the 9th ride.]]>15:37yesOnce Again From the Ol' ApartmentFri, 31 May 2013 07:27:04 +0000Matt's back in Los Angeles, and he's already blown an audition. Today. Hear him talk about that, a dum-dum who doesn't realize how comedy material isn't a magical snowflake, \, vibes sent out by bullshit, some of his background, and how he's posting his and Kyle Kinane's rejected pilot online soon. Tune in for the fun and kick sadness in the balls!]]>15:43yesBananas in Bantayan!Sat, 25 May 2013 19:35:02 +0000Matt's still in Asia, and it's hot as balls. Join him as he regales you with tales of hanging with Kyle Kinane in Korea, his girlfriend in the Philippines, and a hunk of pork in an abandoned apartment building. Also, a baseball game in Korea full of fried chicken and repressed sexuality.

]]>15:37yesRock 'N SeoulThu, 16 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000It's his first day in Korea, and Matt's a little jet lagged. He's also afraid of the idea of ghosts more than actual ghosts, the motion-sensoring light in his hotel room, and people who "really know you." Also, he's staying in Gangnam. A place made famous by a song written in the 20s by homicidal lunatics.]]>15:35yesHome on the StrangeThu, 09 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000Matt's back home (for at least a couple days), and it's time for a new DDMB. Topics covered include a ridiculous person on the plane, Korea, Matt having his fly down for 35 minutes onstage in Eau Claire, WI, why "The Pickle" is the best name for a dive bar ever, when boneless wings attack, and his love for you personally.]]>15:37yesThe Winning TeamThu, 02 May 2013 07:00:00 +0000From lovely beer-soaked Madison, Wisconsin, Matt regales us with tales of his tour with Johnny Pemberton. Hertz employees, beer, zig-zagging across Ohio, under-attended shows, a fantastic wise-ass, and Amway employees are all involved.]]>15:35yesLive from the Crowne Plaza HarrisburgThu, 25 Apr 2013 07:00:00 +0000While waiting for his laundry to finish in Harrisburg, PA, Matt talks about the majesty of Bridgetown, Kyle Kinane getting his beer taken away in a strip club, his 11-date tour throughout the country for Old Milwaukee, why we as a people can't have it all, and how he hopes the driving on tour won't make Johnny and him kill each other.]]>15:35yesMale Sexual CharismaThu, 18 Apr 2013 07:00:00 +0000In episode two, Ding-Dong hops in and talks about the joy of old women eating horrible food, why the Peanuts Xmas song is the saddest in human history, New York and Los Angeles and an ignorant comedy booker, the butchery of his name, and more!]]>15:35yesThat's Not the Point!Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:45:00 +0000Matt hops in and talks about the Bridgetown Fest, unveils some new sponsors, gets into male creepiness, tells the story of the most ridiculous guy hitting on a woman ever, explains the legend of Darrin, and gets into why you should never assume racism when you look like a caveman.]]>15:43yes