A leader of people, ay...How do you manage it?Most of our exec team is based at HQ in Auckland, but we do have one member based in Toronto if you fancy making a new friend.We're also pretty open if you're as far out as Timbuktu, or as close as the backwoods of Woolloomoolloo.

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Toronto

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Other.

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Correct answer, you're good at this.Hey - our People and Culture team is currently just in Auckland and Toronto. Hope that's cool.If so, which is your preferred location?

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That doesn't work for me:(

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The Product team... a great place APPly yourself.That team is just in Auckland at the moment, hope that's cool for you to get or relocate to :)

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That doesn't work for me:(

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Creativity is part of the pixie dust Venders are made of.But if you want to join the pursuit of the perfect user experience, or writing the brand story - this might just be where you fit.Currently just at HQ, hope that's cool for you to get to.

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I can't make it to Auckland

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Ah, London.The city that brought us Kate Moss, the tube and the royal family. But more importantly it's Vend's base of operations in catering to our relationships in the EMEA region.

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Toronto is where we have our second largest office there with just over 40 people in Customer success, support, sales and People & Culture.We don't have any mounties on payroll........yet.

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Do you even tram?Our squad in the (controversially) most livable city sound the Vend thunder down under - catering to one of our largest growth markets, Australia.

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Ah, London.The city that brought us Kate Moss, the tube and the royal family. But more importantly it's Vend's base of operations in catering to our relationships in the EMEA region.

Groovy, baby.

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Toronto is where we have our second largest office there with just over 40 people in Customer success, support, sales and People & Culture.We don't have any mounties on payroll........yet.

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Do you even tram?Our squad in the (controversially) most livable city sound the Vend thunder down under - catering to one of our largest growth markets, Australia.

Onya, mate.

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Ah, London.The city that brought us Kate Moss, the tube and the royal family. But more importantly it's Vend's base of operations in catering to our relationships in the EMEA region.

Groovy, baby.

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Toronto is where we have our second largest office there with just over 40 people in Customer success, support, sales and People & Culture.We don't have any mounties on payroll........yet.

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Do you even tram?Our squad in the (controversially) most livable city sound the Vend thunder down under - catering to one of our largest growth markets, Australia.

Onya, mate.

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Toronto is where we have our second largest office there with just over 40 people in Customer success, support, sales and People & Culture.We don't have any mounties on payroll........yet.

Ay?

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Mothership of the fleet, Auckland is the office that grew from one man with a moustache and a crazy idea to several of our core teams including our code wizards, marketing ninjas, number crunchers & people geeks.More importantly, it has the highest pet count.

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Toronto is where we have our second largest office there with just over 40 people in Customer success, support, sales and People & Culture.We don't have any mounties on payroll........yet.

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Hi {{answer_24758385}}I'm Ludwig, I lead the product design team!

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And I'm Michael, I lead the marketing design team!

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Ludwig: We're responsible for crafting the way the world sees and uses Vend.Michael: Which isn't always as simple as a choice between Comic Sans and common sense.

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Ludwig: What is one design that really made you think "wow!", and why?Michael: You can't say this one, that would be cheating.

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Michael: And what drew you to a career in the creative space?

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Ludwig: Oh crop, what a great answer.Michael: We're going to pass you back to recruitBot 3000 now but great to meet you {{answer_24758385}}

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We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Francois, our acting CMO on the {{answer_24758442}} team, are you ready?

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Hi Francois!

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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in every corner of the internet?It's almost as crazy as the wide range of features and affordable pricing plans found in every Vend product.

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What made you want to become a marketing professional?

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Good answer, {{answer_24758385}} good answer.I like you {{answer_24758385}}. I think. I'm not sure yet.Further market validation needs to be done.I'll hand you back to recruitBot 3000 to meet some more of the team!

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We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Graeme from the {{answer_24758442}} team, are you ready?

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Hi {{answer_24758385}}!I'm Graeme, the Financial Controller around these parts.As a Saas company we believe in metrics, numbers, and measuring success everywhere.

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Consider this chart, starting here we can see a launch.

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The slump in the middle is where we bought this graph.

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And towards the end is the predicted revenue based on sales, growth and graph expenses.Boom. Metrics.

Wow.

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If you had to take one statistic from your life, which one are you most proud of?Bonus points if you know the number too!

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Wow.Of all the great statistics I've heard that is definitely in the top 97%.Just one more question from me!

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Why did you choose career in finance?

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Insightful answers {{answer_24758385}} I'll hand you back to recruitBot 3000 and point to where I see you going in this company.

Approval, I think. Yay.

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We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Sharad from the {{answer_24758442}} team, are you ready?

We've received your preference for working in Customer success & support.A question will be with you shortly.

Accept.

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I'd love to know who inspires you and why?(Outside of family and friends?)

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What an out of this world answer.Just one more question from me...

Hit it, Rocket Man.

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Why a career in customer success/ support?

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Insightful answers {{answer_24758385}}.Especially that last one, wowzer.I think you should meet a couple of other people!*Summons recruitBot 3000*

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We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Ross and Ben from the {{answer_24758442}} team, are you ready?

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Ross: Hey {{answer_24758385}} , I'm Head of Product, and just another app junkie here at Vend!

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Ben: I'm the Chief Delivery Officer here which means I lead the solutions team!I also run a development conference called Codemania!

Uber

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Ross: Tell us {{answer_24758385}}, why did you choose technology as a career?

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Ross: Yes, with a story like that I can see you doing great things with your powers....Terrible, but great.

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Ben: What about side-projects or businesses? We love those here, do you have any?

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Ben: I can see that with you. I mean it makes sense with your personality.Ross: Indeed.Ben: There are a couple of others you should meet, we'll hand you back to recruitBot 3000!

Nice to meet you, gents.

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We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Sandra from the {{answer_24758442}} team, are you ready?

We have a no prob-llama approach to our work here,So.What I'd love to know is...

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What is one people initiative you’ve seen or read about that you’d like to try at vend?

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Cool idea.Needs more llamas, but cool idea.One other question.

Shoot.

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What did you choose a career in People and Culture?

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Ain't that the truth.Well, it's been an education {{answer_24758385}} .I'll hand you back to recruitBot 3000 now, but see you round!

Later!

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We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Joey from the {{answer_24758442}} team, are you ready?

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Hey up {{answer_24758385}}I'm Joey, Sales Manager for the Melbourne crew.

Ace

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I hear you are interested in joining the sales team?AKA the team that keeps the green sea floating AmIRight?

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They say the best sales people could sell ice to the eskimo's.So my first question for you is...

We are big on "cultural add", not just "cultural fit".The {{answer_24758442}} team will want to know who {{answer_24758385}} is, and not who {{answer_24758385}} thinks we want them to be.I'd like to introduce you to Jorydn - who is our very own employee experience specialist, are you ready?

Fire away.

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Howdy {{answer_24758385}}, I'm Jordyn!

Howdy to you too.

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The right leadership is crucial to us, and almost as important as the colour green...Almost.So what I'd love to know is...

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Who defines the word leadership to you?

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Interesting...interesting.I have one other question!

Hit me!

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What interests you in joining the Vend team?

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Sounds like it was an executive decision then.Nice to meet you, {{answer_24758385}} there's a two more people I'd like you to meet - I'll hand you over to recruitBot 3000 for an intro!

Lovely.

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Interesting feedback coming through...very interesting.Remember, there are no right or wrong answers.On that note, please don't read too deeply into me ticking things with a green pen.

I shan't.

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Now, what kind of recruitbot would I be if I didn't have a couple of questions of my own?

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What skill or expertise do you feel like you are missing?

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What is one thing you wish an employer would ask on these forms?What would your answer be?

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What brought you here today?

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I clicked on this by mistake and I don't know how to escape.

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I just like talking about myself, your listening is irrelevant.

C

Where am I?

D

I was told there would be pugs.

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*Furious ticking*

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Okay! Well.It's about time you met the great moustached founder, Vaughan, as well as our CEO, Alex.Are you ready to meet them?

Not to worry!Attach your CV here and we can let you know if there might be something in the pipe that would suit your skills :)

Lastly, what would you like to ask us?I may be mere code but I will make sure the team gets it and answers you!

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Sorry to hear that none of those locations work for you, but thanks for thinking of us all the same :)Hey, if your situation changes or you know someone that might be interested in joining Vend, let us know!Thanks again,The team at Vend