We can see the future here at Egotastic! I'm 100% certain that on January 1, 2013, photos of Kelly Brook in skimpy swimsuits will be hanging on the walls in our office and that I will be cautioning members of our staff to keep their pants on in her presence. And that's just the female staff. That's how deep the Kelly Brook sextastic runs.

Featured in photos from her 2013 Calendar, the good folks at Nuts offer up a forecast for hotness for the coming year by way of Britain's top curvy-bodied brunette, a far cry from the skinny loins of the Duchess, Kelly Brook is our British Queen, 365 days a year. Enjoy.