Lots of great entries (some libellous - you will be hearinfg from my lawyers ) and a tough choice. An honorable mention must go to Doc Paul for his "feng shui" one-liner, but the winner (purely for the fact that it's such a totally surreal idea) is Niki with:

"his wife sent him out to get her washing in and she is timing him"

Congrats, Niki!

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