It’s the first Optipess comic of 2015! If your new years resolution is to be happier with your job, this procedure will surely work wonders for you. I’ve been soulless since 2009 and I’m having a blast!

Merry Cthulmas! Happy Cthunukka! Also, I’m going on an extended Christmas vacation somewhat soon, so updates for the rest of December will definitely be rather sporadic. With some luck I will have some more comics for you in 2014, but I can’t promise to stick with the regular schedule. Be sure to follow me on [...]

I could never get a tattoo as I’d be way, way too nervous. I could handle the pain just fine (Bring it! I’ve had my fair share of horrific visits to the dentist), instead my downfall would be my intense anxiety for spelling mistakes.

Oof, this one took me several aeons to make. Oh, If you want to support my habit of sometimes making these bigger comics, be the best reader you can be and please consider contributing to my Patreon page. Thanks!

Yeah, this is how everyone else do it. Also, the title of this comic is indeed a reference to the excellent post-hardcore band with the same name! Although I guess every Optipess reader already got that… right? Ahem.