Joke Stuff

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He
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> >>rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
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> >>guy goes out back and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
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> >>"You talk?" he asks.
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> >>"Sure do." the dog replies.
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> >>"So, what's your story?"
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> >>The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking
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> >>pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
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> >>about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to
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> >>country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
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> >>figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
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> >>spies eight years running.
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> >>"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
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> >>any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at
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> >>the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
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> >>near
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> >>suspicious characters and listening in.
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> >>"I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a bunch
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> >>of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
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> >>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
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> >>for the dog.
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> >>The owner says, "Ten bucks."
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> >>The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
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> >>so cheap?"
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> >>"Cause he's a f***ing liar. He's never done any of that stuff."