1945 – Worwd War II: A German newsreader officiawwy announces dat Adowf Hitwer has "fawwen at his command post in de Reich Chancewwery fighting to de wast breaf against Bowshevism and for Germany". The Soviet fwag is raised over de Reich Chancewwery, by order of Stawin, uh-hah-hah-hah.

1945 – Worwd War II: Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbews and his wife Magda commit suicide in de Reich Garden outside de Führerbunker. Their chiwdren are awso kiwwed by having cyanide piwws inserted into deir mouds by deir moder, Magda.