Yankee Candle is offering Man Candles in scents including 2 x 4, Riding Mower, First Down and Man Town (guessing this one smells like La Bare).

City of Ate appreciates the effort, Yankee Candle. But we feel like you missed some crucial man-scent opportunities. Here are our suggestions for Yankee Candles Man Candles that you should create next:

Alice Laussade

"Check it. The wax in this candle is rendered perfectly."

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Alice Laussade

"Ack! I love it! It'll go perfect with my Cigarette Ash bubble bath!"

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Alice Laussade

"Is that actual McDonald's, or Yankee Candle's new French Fry Waft?" "It's The Waft."

I think what they're missing here is NO straight man is gonna pay $28 for a candle unless its getting him laid. With a supermodel. They want guys to buy them then make them reasonable. Candles are cheap to make, they should also be cheap to buy.

You can just take all those scents and put them together for the ultimate in candle smelling bro-awesomeness....and call it 'Plush'. If you act fast, you too, can receive a special limited 'Affliction' scented candle....it's the perfect balance of perspiration, desperation, and knowing, that once again, you're not going to be able to pay off that enormous credit card debt you accrued in your aspirations for all things douchetacular!

Well shit, they may as well make Stale Cigarette, Lip Gloss, and Glitter Body Spray scent so you'll always be reminded of that chick you brought home from the club. If the STD or baby doesn't remind you, that is.

It is the close cousin of "Hide in the Bushes for a Hange" scent, which was originally derived from "Stripper Suave"; a heady blend of cheap perfume, tanning lotion, spray on tan and Crisco.....it even comes with a wanton need for a father figure, and Hepatitis C!

"Stripper Suave" scent also comes with 3 different kids from 3 different "baby daddies", and tons of tattoo's, and a huge distaste for the male species. A distaste fed by working the system, and losing too many times.

"Dad Town" is also a close relative to the scents mentioned above, in that it's inherent nature is related upon the fact that it farts all over the house, and fans it on unsuspecting family members. And then laughs!