One aircraft carrier. Right-hand drive, VGC, low mileage, one careful owner, only been to war once and that was against a pretend South American navy with French weapons. Will be available for inspection in Portsmouth.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

Aye nivver but owt from Aaargh Bay unless they provide ye wiv a good piktur...

I once bought 3 and a half croo members of which the description read: In good condition...when I went to collect em I found em hangin in gibbets at hexekooshun dock...it turns out they were on sale for spare parts onlee!

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

Aaaarggghh! Ye've given me an idee. I moight scour Arr-bay ter see if I ken find hide nor hair of Ol' Kate? No doubt her purchaser would ha wanted to unlawd her soonish loik, on acccount o' her foul disposition und odour? Praps now she'll be a bargane like?