When you meet a really stuck up chicky, bang her doggystyle, corkscrew 2 fingers up her ass and scrape some shit out, pull out your fingers and put one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back by her hair and yell "so you think your shit don’t stink?"

I met this girl who thought she was "hot shit"...I ended up giving her the beverly hills whiffer and now she knows whats up.