Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I thought the lead was only harmful if you ate whatever it was in. If the kids are so stupid that they eat their LUNCHBOX instead of their LUNCH, then we have a much bigger problem than lead poisoning.