WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! This shit right here is pure dark-sidedness! Why in Croc hell would you buy your pet an evil cunt bed? Everyone knows that Crocs are personally made from the devil’s hands and I this shit is no different. Just like the Cros that go on your feet, this will suck the soul out of any living thing that touches it. Before you know it, your pet will be shuffling around with dead eyes like it’s a bitch on The Hills!

And they call this the Sasquatch Pet Bed! That’s because it will stomp out your poor dog’s innocent soul! Will someone please radio animal savior Annemarie Lucas! Her assistance is needed here.

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