FIRST LOOK: Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video

Luckily, hardly anyone on the internet has written about the video for Lady Gaga’s new song Born This Way yet so we thought we’d go right ahead and get in there first.

At this point in time we have not seen the video. So we’re going to split the seven minutes and twenty seconds of the video into four sections (three of two minutes, one of one minute twenty seconds), then when we're listening to each section we're going to type the first thing that comes into our heads.

We will rest between each section because Lady Gaga can be quite tiring really can’t she.

4.00 – 6.00
SPIN, boob grab, provocative, Insane Clown Posse, good face art, like those people who get a metal plate implanted under their head skin with spikes sticking out from it, back in the womb, more birth, birth everywhere, birth and bikinis, birth and bikinis and flesh covered stuff, YES LEGS, grab your crotch, the quiet bit, Gaga would be a good drag queen, wait, what, wonder how long these videos take to shoot.