50 Funny Quotes Every Mom Can Relate to

The responsibility and vigilance which comes with being a mother cannot be understood by everyone.

It is a bittersweet task of bringing up a human being and making sure that he grows to become an important and contributing member of the society. During this, a number of incidents occur which are funny in nature and leave a long lasting impact. Here are some funny quotes which mothers will relate to regarding some of the funniest incidents of bringing up a child:

“If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, become a parent.” – Kell Oxford

“It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue.” – Stephanie McMaster

“Ah, Babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.” – Tina Fey

“Dance like only your kid is watching, cook like no one will scream they hate it and sneeze like you won’t pee your pants.” – @shriekhouse

“Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous.” – PaigeKellerman

“You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘This is impossible – oh, this is impossible’ and then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.” – Tina Fey

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

“Having kids makes you look stable to the people who though you were crazy, and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford

“You may not have candy for breakfast, now finish your pop tart.” – Laney Griner

“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” – Jenny McCarthy

“The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the star wars prequels.” – Heather Armstrong

“You know what I want for mother’s day? I want to stop being bombarded with bullshit commercials about mother’s day.” – The Blogess

“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.” – Dorothy Parker

“Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry & eating all of the fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don’t have to.” – Kelly Oxford

“When you’re a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee.” – Amy Poehler

“I can’t believe how much like my mother I turned out. I feel sorry for my kids.” – Melanie White

“There is no love sweeter than the love between a mother and child. Now I know my wife loves me, but I’m reasonably sure she doesn’t look at me the same way she looks at them. It’s kind of humbling, because at some point you realize you’re just a date that worked out.” – Dennis Miller

“Mothers are the only race of people that speak in the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.” – Will Rogers

“Labor is not as bad as it’s cracked up to be. Sure, it hurts like hell. But then it’s over. What you should really worry about are the next eighteen years—they’re painful in a much slower way, like peeling a huge adhesive bandage off your brain, cell by cell.” – Cathy Crimmins

“Motherhood is like Albania—you can’t trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there.” – Marni Jackson

If you can relate to these funny quotes about motherhood, you are doing a great job in raising those children of yours. Here’s the ultimate quote for a mom.