Kylie Jenner Said She Started Wigs, So We Ranked Her Wigs Because This is All So Ridiculous

This week Kylie Jenner admitted in an interview with Marie Claire for their “Fresh Faces” issue that she indeed yes, started wigs. “I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs,” she told the magazine. “Kim just used my wig guy last night . . . I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.”

In honor of finally figuring out who started this ancient hair trend and Kylie basically stating she’s actually our fearless leader, we thought it seemed appropriate to rank her wigs. We honestly thought this was her real hair before, so bare with us on this new revelation.

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This week Kylie Jenner admitted in an interview with Marie Claire for their “Fresh Faces” issue that she yes, started wigs. “I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs,” she told the magazine. “Kim just used my wig guy last night . . . I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.”

In honor of finally figuring out who started this ancient hair trend and Kylie basically stating she’s actually our fearless leader, we thought it seemed appropriate to rank her wigs. We honestly thought this was her real hair before, so bare with us on this new revelation.

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I’m pretty sure she was going for “Cookie Monster” blue here. It’s about two-thirds of the way there. Get a slightly lighter shade of blue and throw in a jar of cookies and then we’ll put it higher.

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“I’m going on a helicopter ride, but I don’t want those dirty headphones to get germs in my hair. What’s the most appropriate color wig for this situation?” How about a color that isn’t so vibrant it will distract the pilot and inevitably lead him to crash?

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You know how in shampoo commercials, the spokesmodel has impossibly thick hair that you assume is entirely computer-generated because otherwise she would need to use a rake to brush her hair? That’s basically what this wig looks like. If this were her actual hair, she would need a weed-whacker to cut it.

5/13

Are you a witch, Kylie? Does your friend doing duck face know you’re a witch? Do you have tarot cards hiding somewhere in your hair? Will you tell my fortune? Please?

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First of all this outfit looks like if a character on The Flintstones killed a polar bear and used its skin as an outfit. Second of all, “white” is not a desirable hair color. It’s creepy. Ever heard of contrast, Kylie?!

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I’m assuming this wig has a giant Hulk Hogan-esque bald spot that she’s hiding with that bandana. Otherwise I don’t understand why you would wear a wig AND a bandana. Does Kylie not have sweat glands?

8/13

Indifferent on this wig, not going to lie. It’s less bushy, but the color reminds me of seaweed or the flavor you get when you mistakenly grab an airhead that is the “mystery” packaged one.

9/13

We kind of dig this wig. It makes us want to eat cotton candy, and MAYBE go to Coachella with you, Kylie. It’s a hard maybe, though.

10/13

How much of this picture is actually real we cannot comment on, but blonde isn’t a bad look. But where is the drama? Where did the blue go?! We need much more from the woman who started this trend.

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We always dig it when Kylie rocks her “natural” hair color, even if it’s in the form of a wig. This one is sort of like if Cleopatra had access to a $5.99 iPhone makeup app, and was trying to piss off her lover by posting selfies on Instagram. Since you know, the Egyptians were wearing wigs thousands of years before the Kardashians started ruling the world.

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This teal green wig is arguably the most famous Kylie hairstyle. Sometimes it’s long, and sometimes she has it in a short bob. It’s like she thinks she’s a mermaid or something. Conspiracy theory: Kylie Jenner doesn’t actually wear wigs; she’s just a real fucking mermaid with magical hair changing powers.

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Kylie learned the most important rule about wearing wigs in this pic: the focus should never be on the fake hair. Let your other assets shine. Marie Antoinette had her fancy dresses and cakes, Kylie has…whatever this shirt is.