Watch This Cute 84-Year-Old Man Perform A Hilarious Song About Sex-Gone-Wrong

Ray Jessel, an Einstein-haired 84-year-old man who I’d readily adopt as my cute grandpa, nearly knocked the socks off America’s Got Talent judges and audience members with his hilariously naughty original song.

Unlike any other audition the show’s ever seen, the song was a true-to-life — and truly WTF-worthy — story about Jessel’s bizarre sexual encounter with what he thought was a woman. The song’s called “What She’s Got,” and what that lady got was, well… watch Jessel’s priceless performance ’cause you’ll want to hear it for yourself.

I’m beginning to think that all old people are just undeniably awesome and adorable.