Podcast, “No one likes poetry” or “No one has not been molested by Uncle Sam”

My friend Carlos asked me to do a podcast for his new series so I got drunk and brought my friends over to get drunker. Here is the bootleg version of part one of that podcast, in which we became convinced within ten minutes that there was no podcast and that Carlos was planning on killing us in his garage. I was in the throes of a nervous breakdown at the time. Here’s the first part. Thanks to Stephanie Lane Sutton and Andrew D. F. for being there to keep the podcast from being really depressing. Thanks also to Carlos Belnap for putting up with our shenanigans and for being such a courteous host.