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Financé

I had friend with my lunch the other day and he asked me for financial advice, like what stocks are good to invest in and what’s the best sort of loan to get for this situation and that. I gave him the best advice I could, but remembered that I’m poor, and reminded him that if I were in his position, I wouldn’t take financial advice from me. I don’t even have finances. I don’t even have a financé.

Thanks! I’m @allmostrelevant (https://twitter.com/allmostrelevant). I kind of just kind of use it as a bank to store one-liners so I don’t have many followers, but please feel free to share if you like it. Anyways: enjoy!
And Have a good one