Randy Rainbow takes the Gilbert and Sullivan comedic opera Pirates of Penzance to new heights with “A Very Stable Genius”, his take on the iconic musical’s “I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General”.

A sampling of Rainbow’s brilliant lyrics:

He’s always been a pro at things like violating protocolsAnd reproducing other egotistical neanderthalsTo all our greatest allies he decides to say “get outta here”While doing all he can to satisfy his daddy Vladimir.There’s no one as accomplished in the art of the distractionOf anything that’s factual he orders a retractionWhen greeting foreign leaders he prefers the pomp and circumstanceThen vomits verbal diarrhea to satisfy his sycophants…