Archive for December, 2010

I am headed in for a small operation in an hours time so I am posting this on the fly. There is a small chance of success and I will probably not make it. In the event of my demise, you guys can all share my extensive thimble collection. It’s pretty bangin’.

This post is for Tom, since I accidentally ignored two of his emails. I have an issue where I read an email and then forget it exists unless I see it again or get reminded of it. My bad holmie.

The title: do you get it? Do you? It could be a prose about the cocaine issue in our world. It is possibly about Vanilla Ice. There is a always a chance this is a New Kids on the Block reference. But you cannot also rule out the possibility of this being a post about snow.

Choose wisely.

Haha, it was about snow. You guys are so silly! As some of you may have seen on the TV, because I doubt anyone here knows how to read, even though you are on a blog that uses words. Hmm. You’re probably just looking at the pictures aren’t you? Aren’t you!? I can throw in a random falafel and penis and you wouldn’t even know. I hate you guys. So . . . yeah, snow: The North East got a good heaping of snow and I spent the better part of yesterday clearing out my parents’ place. To commemorate the almost two feet of the fluffy stuff let’s enjoy this.

If you are thinking that that title requires zero imagination and probably just spilled from my mouth as useless drivel, well you’d be right. I can’t deny that my words were poorly chosen. In my defense, I said that when I was sent a link to a thread with one wicked fast Forester. When I clicked on the link the only thing my mind could utter was “Holy . Shit.” I know, how educated of me. You try looking at this and not saying something similarly moronic.

What made it even better was the body of the email said simply, “509 horsepower . . . just sayin . . .” Best email I have received in a while.

Well? Were you cool under pressure? Liar.

If you’re unimpressed at the moment, wait for the next part of this post.

I’m not even going to try and summarize the laundry list of things done to this beast, so I’ll post verbatim what was in the thread.

I am excite today because I have for you another tight little Tiguan. Some of you may remember the Tiguan I posted a little while back, some of you might not, some of you might want to take a break from wacking it and pay attention, the other some of you might want to stop watch the former wackers. Yeah, I noticed you noticing.

This one isn’t bagged like the last one, but I still really like it. I wish I could find more pics and info on these but they appear to be quite elusive. Anyone with a hookup, hit me up!