1. the cook->cock/words that sound like cock ones are getting kind of old.
dad’s famous sausage, however, makes it sooooo much better 😀

2. lame.

3. lol @ Joy

4. if the baby was consumed, perhaps not something you should to share with our judgemental world, some people might not get that. if the baby was indeed concieved, then who on earth cares/wants to know? lame.

If Sarah is a fan of the comedy Kath and Kim she could have intentionally spelt Pacific that way. Malapropisms are common on that show: “Pacifically speaking Kim – Kel and I are going on a specific cruise!”