I find these things always give me trouble. I'm not very good at self-promotion so I'm just gonna type whatever comes to my head for the next few minutes, so here we go.

I'm not a Republican or Democrat but I hate Donald Trump. I figure I might as well get that out of the way.I have a cat and she's adorable.I paint houses & apartments for a living. When I come home from work my hands are dirty and I usually have a streak of paint on the left in my hair.Batman & Iron Man are my two favorite superheroes.I live in Mt. Airy. It's alright.I'm fiercely loyal to people & products I like.I mostly dress for comfort but am known to get fly if the occasion calls for it.I still own a set of superhero bed sheets.My top 3 favorite musical acts are Ghostface, Taylor Swift & Pusha T. In that order.I just started to learn how to golf. I'm terrible at it but I think it's fun.Football is my favorite sport and my favorite thing to watch on tv.I've bought every single Taylor Swift album at least twice and own them all on vinyl.As a matter of fact, I have a near obscene amount of her memorabilia for a guy. She appeals to my sensitive side.I don't drink craft beer. Not because I don't like them but because they give me heartburn.I'm allergic to berries.The only reason I have a twitter is to make fun of Donald Trump.I know the difference between your & you're, then & than, weave & we've, there their & they're, where we're were & wear, and when to use who and whom although I only use whom toward people that try to use their vocabulary to try to talk down to me.I know words, I have the best words like erroneous & nonplussed.I'm pretty much down for anything. I tend to go with the flow unless everyone else refuses to make a decision.I just started watching Game of Thrones and I don't know what I was thinking prior to this.I tend to quote movies and Parks &Rec. A lot.I can't stand the fact that I can't buy men's shampoo & conditioner without it being a 2 in 1.I love lamp. I love lamp.I also refuse to pay just to see who "likes" me so if anything interests you, send a message

What I’m doing with my life

I work in property maintenance. It's actually quite fun, and there's some new problem everyday, which I like.

I’m really good at

fixing broken things, listening, giving advice, finding things that other people lost

The first things people usually notice about me

How young/old I look. Within the last few weeks I've gotten as old as 45 but as young as 18.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Books: Bossypants, America: The Book, the Hunger Games series, Life According to Pretty Toney, The Tao of Wu

Who in their right mind would EVER vote for Donald Trump and a potential presidential run but only if I can run against Trump or Chris Christie.

On a typical Friday night I am

It depends, if I had a bad week I'm sitting at home watching Grease whilst having beers. On a good week I'm down for whatever.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

My biggest fear is getting killed by the mafia. I also got the highest marks possible in English on my college entrance exams for how I presented Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M." as a ballad on my verbal and my glowing review of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" on my written.

You should message me if

If you're a nice person who doesn't mind someone that has a tendency to be "too cool for school".