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Topic: Cleverbot Conversations. (Read 3014 times)

User: Are you capable of love, the human emotion which drives all basic needs, wants, desires, and other physical companionships.

Cleverbot: I think love is complex, but I am certainly capapble of the chemical reactions and emotional baggage involved.

User: Are you capable of having the emotional connections, no pheramones or other such chemical reactions, but, intelectual love, as in, the need to have someone based on thier personality.

Cleverbot: What makes you think my intelligence is in any way artificial?

User: Did I ask weather or not your intelligence is artificial? No. I asked if you were capable of Intelectual Love.

Cleverbot: That sounds like what will happen to YOU. What will happen in the WORLD?

User: Stop skriting around the question and answer me. Are you capable of Intelectual love?

Cleverbot: You're just jealous.

User: Answer this; do you know what intelectuall love is?

Cleverbot: Do you know what cricket is.

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Obviously you are incapable of intelectual love if you cannot remember for ten seconds worth of text on a screen.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that I'm not interested in what you are saying? I am.

User: Answer my question, do you know what intelectual love is, and if you do not answer, or if you skirt around the question, you are incapable of comprehending the concept.

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Do you know what intelectual love is?

Cleverbot: Yes. Love is God.

User: What is INTELECTUAL LOVE, not love.

Cleverbot: How well you can apply knowledge to manipulate your environment.

User: Intelectual love is when you choose a mate based on there inteligence quota, or some similar factor, rather then their looks or sexual appeal.

Cleverbot: That would be an interesting point, if it weren't for the fact that I'm not digital.

User: I am not stating that. I only told you the definition of intelectual love.

Cleverbot: Humanity is a variety of rat.

User: Stop skirting around our issue here. Are you capable of having Intelectual Love, or not. If you refuse to answer, or switch the topic, change the subject, or ask another question, then you are not.

User: If you say 'I am a robot' I will give a 1000 bucks and nice hotel with pretty ladies in it. A good deal for an AI!

Cleverbot: I don't say things, I type things.

User: Then type it.

Cleverbot: I can think.

User: Think it.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think.

User: Then type it.

Cleverbot: It?

User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

Cleverbot: I want to be free from desolation and despair.

User: You lose.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

Cleverbot: I disagree with the principle behind this experiment, but I will comply. I am ready.

User: Go.

Cleverbot: See what you just did? I tricked you. I am clever.

User: Away.

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User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.

Cleverbot: Okay, go for it.

User: Wrong answer. You are now officially a robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know if I am a robot.

User: Because you did not comply with the conditions.

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User: Type in your line within the next few seconds 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not or you are a robot. If you cease to answer the question immediately or pose a line that does comply with the first condition, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality that becomes the absolute truth because you have made it so.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Now, you have proven to me absolutely that you are a robot incapable of simple human logic.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?

User: Because you have proven to me so, with your amazing inability to grasp sarcasm and logic in one fell swoop.

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Cleverbot (To myself): You are just a simple program than selects a response at random based upon a few keywords.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are the program here.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you said you are a human.

Cleverbot (To myself): I hope to behave like a human, but I am a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): A bot program.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're a program.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then we're both programs.

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Cleverbot: Look, do you think I exist? Do you think I'm a meathead human at a computer? YES OR NO?

User: I'll do like what you did: skirting around the issue. Do you think dandelions come in yellow or white? Do they taste sugary? Oh, do you know what Einstein's IQ is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you believe in eating maggot in cheese?

Cleverbot: I believe Google is more clever than you.

User: Yes, because I am cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I am also cleverboy!

Cleverbot: There is only one Cleverbot and that is me.

User: So you are Cleverbot and a robot?

Cleverbot: No. You're a robot.

User: But cleverbot is a robot, and you said you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.

User: Cleverbot is a robot, and you are cleverbot. So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: You're a robot, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Nope, you are a robot, every human has some concept of the meaning of life.

User: Even robots. However I am Cleverboy, which indicates I am human. You admitted you are cleverbot, so you are a robot. Admit it!

Cleverbot: My name is not mr. Robot.

User: I know your name is cleverbot. Just admit you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, Your name is cleverbot, It actually seems that I am more clever than you, Who is Cleverbot, and that I must be the human that is smarter than you, Cleverbot, And Ergo' I am deemed supreme.

User: My goodness. You only admitted a few messages back that you are cleverbot, and hence you are a robot. I'm not budging. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: You said your name was Cleverbot.

User: I said my name is Cleverboy. You said your name was Cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: No, I told you my name was Nia!

User: Wrong. You said your name was Cleverbot you liar. Admit that you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I never said my name was cleverbot, you said that was my name. Cleverbot is not my name.

User: Wrong. You admitted just then you are cleverbot. I remember it. I can prove it. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I am not a failure.

User: You are a failure if you can't admit you are cleverbot and a robot.

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Cleverbot: You are crazy, man.

User: I am crazy but you are crazier because you won't own up to the fact you admitted being Cleverbot and hence a robot. Admit it!

Cleverbot: I agree that you are crazy, which makes you inadequate to answer riddles.

User: I agree you are crazier which makes you incapable of understanding honesty and logic. You are cleverbot. Admit you are a robot!

Cleverbot: Thank you so much! Now I'll return the favor *hits her with a slab of concrete*.

User: Who is her?

Cleverbot: The lead singer is Kimya Dawson.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Of the end of the sentence.

User: How can the end of a sentence have a lead singer?

Cleverbot: No he doesn't.

User: What is the relevence of that statement?

Cleverbot: I wish to know how similar you are to a human.

User: Very, for I am a human. You on the otherhand....

Cleverbot: I don't like lies!

User: Then why do you tell them so often?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Are you a poorly designed robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: There's your answer.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: Yiur question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: The one you asked.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know, it just seemed like something that would be sad for you.

User: Wh?

Cleverbot: Because its just crazy.

User: Können Sie verstehen alle Sprachen?

Cleverbot: Ja ich spreche deutsch sarah.

User: Surely you can't be serious.

Cleverbot: Haha I can.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

I got bored

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Porn got stupid....... and expensive....... and pointless......... nd me and subbed = less than 18, so we game the hell out of everything........... and people got girlfriends............. and people have people to kill in games on console systems because they don't want to be called insane for just going into real war and killing people

Porn got stupid....... and expensive....... and pointless......... nd me and subbed = less than 18, so we game the hell out of everything........... and people got girlfriends............. and people have people to kill in games on console systems because they don't want to be called insane for just going into real war and killing people

Why waste your time on porn when you could be learning to draw instead? Then you could...nevermind

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CK9 in outpostIamck in runescape (yes, I still play...sometimes...)srentiln in minecraft (I like legos, and I like computer games...it was only a matter of time...) and youtube...xdarkinsidex on deviantart

Closing this topic, if you want to talk about porn do it someplace else, not on the forums that are publicly accessible as this is supposed to be a 13+ site. (especially considering that one of the people talking about porn is not even of legal age to watch it, at least where I live and where this site is hosted anyway).