"Well, Katie, as you can see behind me, the robot resistance seems to be on standby. It seems that somebody, most likely a human, installed Windows on one of their leaders today, and nothing has worked right since."

Utah

Say what you will about Brigham Young and his Mormon movement to Utah but that man had a BEARD. An undeniable beard.

Programmer/Sysadmin for a small company. Until just before the beginning of the Whiskerino, I had a proper Unix-style beard. It was the first time my wife or daughter had seen me without facial hair. Fortunately, my beard was back in full before long.