To Nick: You have not yet used the following intro variations (I think).
This is Important if True???
This is Important IF True
This is ImporTANT if True
This is Important if Trueeeeeee
Esto es importante si es cierto

I'd like to think I'm no slouch on vocabulary, but I'm p consistently having to look up words heard in episodes or reader mail. Even if I can tell from context what it may mean, I'm not sure a lot of time. This week's word - pastiche.
Bespoke.