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Florida… of course this happened in Florida. Women may have a reputation to flirt a bit when it comes to getting out of a ticket, but when it comes to drunk driving, the cops aren’t going to bite!

Saryna Parker, 43, now faces several charges after driving drunk and causing a crash. But the performance she put on for the state trooper is even more cringe-worthy!

Parker was shown telling the trooper, “I want to kiss you,” on the cop’s dashcam video. “If you don’t stop looking at me like that, I’m going to kiss you.” She may have been misreading the situation just a bit!

To make matters worse, the woman was driving with her 10-year-old son in the car. She then claimed that she wasn’t driving the car. Nice try!

Police had Parker go through multiple sobriety tests and her speech was clearly slurred in the video. After Parker was arrested and finally put into the patrol car, she kicked one of the officers in the groin.

She may have been trying to drink away her blues, as she was also heard complaining about the students she taught. Later, however, it was discovered that she was on probation from her middle school teaching job and has since been fired. She will never be allowed to work in the school district again.

Parker was released on bond the following day. She now faces charges of DUI, DUI with property damage, careless driving and battery on a police officer, which is a felony.

How wonderful she did all of this in front of her 10-year-old son. Unfortunately, she can’t be fired from her permanent job as “mom.”