This makes me want to break out a sea shanty for our vane pony "Mare of Trottingham" (Parody of Maid of Amsterdam)

In Trottingham there lived a mare, A well cutie mark I do say! In Trottingham there lived a mare, And she was gov'nor of her share. I'll go no more such ambling with you fair mare!

An ambling, an ambling, Since ambling's been my ru-i-in, I'll go no more such ambling, With you fair mare!

I asked this mare to take a trot, A well cutie mark I do say! I asked this mare out for a trot, That I might have a lucky shot I'll go no more such ambling with you fair mare!

An ambling, an ambling, Since ambling's been my ru-i-in, I'll go no more such ambling, With you fair mare!

Then a great big Dutch colt rammed my flank, A sharp cutie mark I do say! For a great big Dutch colt rammed my flank, And said "Young colt, dees ees meine stute*!" *German for "mare" I'll go no more such ambling with you fair mare!

An ambling, an ambling,

Since ambling's been my ru-i-in, I'll go no more such ambling, With you fair mare!

Then take fair warning foals from me, A dull cutie mark I do say! So take fair warning foals from me With other colt's wives, don't make too free I'll go no more such ambling with you fair mare!

An ambling, an ambling, Since ambling's been my ru-i-in, I'll go no more such ambling, With you fair mare!