Jaydia's Story
Jaydia was owed money by Officer Theo after leaping from a crashing plane and almost got attacked by a dragon for no reason at all and then she went for a long walk through The Red Sea which caused ol' big headed Theo to make funny faces at her she destroyed a horse using her butt and while wearing her lucky undies she captured the assassin dressed in a clown suit, and made it away with only a few minor injuries. The Prince of VuVu ordered Jaydia to be carried to his chambers where he proceeded to reward her with a special powerful fart.