If you asked me to name the worst Major League Baseball game first pitch that I’ve seen during my many handsome years on this planet, I’d probably pick Carly Rae Jepsen off the top of my head. The problem, though, is that there are plenty to choose from and that could mean that it’s time to get cracking on some sort of list that uses all kinds of science and magic to properly rank them. But before I slide down the pole into my lab cave for that work, we need to talk about Curtis Jackson (AKA 50 Cent) and what is easily the worst first pitch of the 2014 season so far.

To call this pitch from tonight’s New York Mets game terrible is a disservice to the true meaning of the word terrible. I want to select an appropriate word just for this pitch that accurately describes just how awful it is. This pitch is simply Mets.

That missed the mark as badly as his last 3 record albums. Hahaha. I don’t know if that’s accurate or not as I’m not a particularly big fan of modern day hippity hop music.

Although between this and the aforementioned Bababooey first pitch I think one thing is for certain….whoever scouts the celebrities for the Mets ceremonial first pitches is clearly head of their MLB scouting department as well.

I can not comprehend how so many people don’t know how to throw a ball. I mean come on, really??? I get at hockey games when you cant make a tiny 5hole shot or when someone attempts a shot from half court in basketball. But how can so many people not even get a damn baseball to go in the general direction of where it needs to go??