Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped watching stupid crap like Jersey Shore and and started watching My Little Pony; Friendship is magic, he could be awesome me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Equestria with the man your man could be awesome like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a dragon with two tickets to the galloping Gala Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man Uses the power of friendship and doesn't spray-tan, binge-drink or generally act like a douche. I’m on Big Mac.