Licence to Wed

Synopsis

The ROM-COM VAULTS are opened, and from them emerge this film’s allowance of UNREALISTICALLY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LOVERS. They intend to MARRY. Then, ROBIN WILLIAMS dicks them around FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF, presumably for THE LULZ.

AND THEY NEVER DID FART

By the Numbers

Weddings: 1

Funerals: 0

Creepiest kids ever: 1

OH NO WAIT, OH GOD THE ROBOT BABIES, MAKE THAT: 2

Creepy priest surveillance vans: 1

Middle-class factor: over 9000

Embarassment factor: over 9 million

Characters played by Robin Williams that I want to punch: Predictably, 1

Characters played by Robin Williams already punched by another member of the cast: Handily, 1