To Clarify

When I read about Piglet being blown away, I wonder what gauge weapon will be used and who will be wielding it. Eyeore seems the most unstable mentally, although Rabbit has shown himself capable of physical aggression in the past. Kanga is right out, but Roo wants so badly to fit in. Who’s to say that he’s not planning the job, maybe earn him some respect from the whole gang? They all made nice at the end of The Heffalump Movie but I think that book

is pretty solid evidence of the rising tide of violence in their little world. Christo-Robinizzle is too high up in the food chain to take anyone out himself. He’d undoubtedly use one of his henchmen. I don’t think it would be too hard to convince T-I-double-Guh-ER to “bounce” little pink, if you knowahmsayin’. After that whole forgery of documents and posing as a member of his long lost Tigger posse, in The Tigger Movie, our boy is not exactly right with Mr. T. At least the Pooh’s got his back… for now.

Oh my word! I got the reference yesterday and thought that was funny. Reading this I could not stop laughing. Daring Young Mom waxes gangsta-esque. Izzle. YOu didn’t mention Owl, the brains of the posse. Maybe he’s still bitter after being called an egg-head in school. AND he’s the only one who knows how to write, so he could totally arrange it for hire. Or even mail-order an Uzzi. Which I could not, because I have no idea is I just spelled that right.

And we know he has it in for Piglet, remember how he found that house for Eeyore and really it was Piglet’s house so then Piglet had to go mooch off of Pooh? After his plot to put Pinky on the street failed he was bound to have a vendetta.

You know, it’s always the quiet ones that break mamma’s heart. Do I dare say Pooh himself? sometimes it’s the one you’d least expect. He says he’s trying to help him keep from being “blown away,” I think we have a little O.J action here.

I’m going with Rabbit – I can’t believe ABC momma was the first to suggest him! He was my first pick, right off. He’s so anal-retentive. He’d probably off piglet just to get back at Pooh for getting stuck in his (rabbit’s) house. How’s that for vengence. Eat my hunny, I blow away your little buddy.

Remember when Rabbit tried to lose Tigger in the woods? I think its him. But I wouldn’t rule out ‘Ol Cris Robbin. After all, he does head up the stairs, “draggin’ Pooh behind him.” (That line always cracks my kids up!)

I think Eeyore will do everyone in… He’s like the Unibomber… all by himself, in a shack in the woods… you know the one who seems a little too down and then one day he can’t live with himself or anyone else anymore so at the next “Hooray for Pooh” party that Christopher throws, he pulls out a gunner and blows them all away, finally turning the weapon on himself.

All y’all are forgetting that our Piglet can take care of himself. He manages to escape the flood, he foils any and all attempts to send him away on a kite, he evades a jagular (who now has got his back), he has that suspiciously abbreviated “Trespassers Will” sign above his house, he does NOT go missing in the mist, and (for those of you who have read the book) he bravely takes on Roo’s identity in the great kidnapping plot.

I think EEYORE needs to watch his back more than my fine pink friend.

It’s already started, actually. Remember when Piglet was being the kite? He managed to drag Pooh through Eeyore’s house of sticks and knock it down, while he gave Rabbit a hand by harvesting his carrots for him. Obviously Rabbit and Piglet are cronies, while Eeyore and Owl represent the opposing gang (Eeyore got even by giving Owl Piglet’s house) — and our bear of very little brain seems to be an unsuspecting pawn in this dangerous game.

I drop by and see that there is a hit out on P-p-piglet!” I think it is Rabit, he is the one who tries to loose Tigger, he is also the one behind all the huffalump trap building and he has expierence battleing cops, or is that crops? He is a jittery bunny but he’s got the nerve…

I am sitting here laughing So hard I got tears coming down my cheeks!
I have got to say My theory says it is Eyore who has it out for piglet! He is so quiet, and I agree it is always the loners that are profiled on all the cop shows as maniac killers!