The "Bush Out of Office Countdown 2008" calendar is the second biggest selling calendar in the land, according to a story in USA TODAY.Which has gotta hurt. Can you imagine someone wanting to get rid of you so bad they were counting down the moments until you leave? I mean, other than my high school girlfriend waiting for me to go off to college.

Another top-seller is one featuring -- no kidding -- 12 bare-chested male Mormon missionaries. Man, that Mitt Romney will do anything for attention, won't he?

And this is sad. Barron Hilton, the hotel guy, says he'll give most of his fortune to charity and not to his heirs, including Paris Hilton. They'll have to split a mere $2.3 billion. Can you imagine? I'm beginning a can drive for her right now.

And finally, Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas, reportedly got engaged to actor Josh Duhamel. I wish them well, but I worry about him. It's gonna be tough to be married to someone who's known for being "Fergilicious." I mean, just ask my wife.