A video making the rounds on social media Tuesday showed what appears to be a mythological creature thrusted atop of a strange ice-cleaning machine, but upon further inspection, it’s just an arguably Top 5 hockey player of all time taking a Zamboni for a spin while decked out in full gear — minus the skates, of course.

A couple Jagr updates here worth mentioning. No. 1, it appears from this grainy video that his glorious, shining flow has returned to at least shoulder length, maybe even a little longer. Great news for those who support great hair.

Secondly, this man is getting ready to suit up in his 31st (THIRTY FIRST!!) professional hockey season in less than a couple weeks, for the team that he owns in his home country. Is there anything more boss than that?

Well, I guess ranking second all-time in NHL points and assists and third in goals is pretty okay, too. Oh, and the money, and the fame, and the legacy.