It’s rather scary when an entire global financial crisis can be so accurately represented by a snarky, three-panel Dilbert comic. Anyway, this comic inspired me to use the Dilbert.com strip editor to tell the rest of the story. The first link below is to the above strip, but with new dialogue by me in the last panel. The second link is to a different strip, but I’ve rewritten the whole thing to make it a “sequel” to this one. Please read!