Good morning, Eureka, happy to meet ya!
My old sale’s gone a little bit stale,
But my price’s a steal, it’s barely real!
These wee tires won’t ever expire,
So step inside, I’m sure you’ll decide,
That today’s the day to go all the way,
And finally invest in a scooter!

Oh! You’re quite tall! And not at all
Like the demographic to which I’m trafficked,
(Which is everyone between six and thirteen)
But never fear, that’s not there or here,
All my parts can adjust, and you can trust
That you’ll have a blast going slow or fast
And scoot to your heart’s content.

Hey! Where’re you going? My hope had just started flowing.
Please come back, sales are slack,
And I will admit that it does sting a bit
To watch you turn away, ‘cause here I’ll stay
And I fear this day will turn to a lonely year.
And it won’t be the first and you know what’s worse,
It probably won’t be the last.

Oh, sad gray December, I can barely remember
My last chance of leaving this lonely expanse
Prior to you coming through.
Say, what’s that in your hand? I really can’t stand
To even dare to think that you bothered to scare
Up the dough, but I don’t know…
Heavens above, that does look like legitimate cash!

I must confess I’ve been under duress—
I’d come to grief with the morbid belief,
That I’d be left here to rot and rust on the spot.
I’d come to think the worst, now my AI chip might burst
With all the joyous feels, so let’s test out these wheels!
I wish you had a helmet, but that’s no repellent,
So long as you’re over eighteen.

Oh, to face the road and never slow,
At last, my prayers have come to pass.
I so love the holidays, because my dreams came true today.
I dunno where we’ll go or what we’ll see but I’m finally scooting free!
My, this street is sharp and rough, but I’ll be tough.
I’ll do what it takes to stay true,
Through every twist and turn.

We’re off to tour the city, I’m sure it will be pretty,
When it’s covered in snow and the bones don’t show,
And until then I’ll be strong and scoot right along,
Because the worst is behind me, and I can see
That the thing to do is stay with you.
Long after my warranty ends you can still depend
On me for all your scooting needs.