I Found A New Job!

The description reads:

The successful applicant “will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of “a few minor tasks” — and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.”

Hey, I can do that!

And continues on, “They’ll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they’re doing so they can’t be too shy and they’ll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors.”

Man, this is perfect for me! I’m a “shoe in”…or should that be a “flip-flop in”…