i stopped being half-wittted and became sly whenever i took the trouble

Well kittens, it’s Hump Day and we hope you’re humping along just fine this week. If not, we hope this gif offers you solace and inspiration, much like the Julian Assange post from yesterday. Here are some news stories to buttress your paranoia and burst your complacency while simultaneously offering you real solutions to problems certain institutions would like to convince you are entirely imaginary. Your choice: sleeping well, or waking up.