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The Haven Herald

I am a huge fan of you, especially how you combine having a life and working for section 8. I want to know so badly how you manage, but that’s not why I’m writing you. No, what I wanted to know is this. You might have heard of me, I’m the inventor of the typing-glasses 2000, if you say something, the text immediately appears on the computer. But since I invented those, my girlfriend won’t talk to me anymore. I did everything I could, I even made her a heart with her name on it which beats if she hugged it, but nothing worked. How is it possible that you and Caballine are still together, even though you make a lot of technology?

Thanks,
Techno-lover.

Dear Techno-Lover,
You invented the Typing Glass 2000!? I have to say, that WAS pretty ingenious. But about your friend, talk to her. Invite her to help you invent something, and let her take some of the credit for creating it. Pretend you didn’t ever invent The Typing Glass 2000, and move on. Also, treating her out to ice-cream wouldn’t hurt! 😉

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I’m so happy to see that out little community is still going strong, I was getting discouraged there for a while, but seeing such a great newsletter come out of so much adversity is really inspiring. Also I love the new comic, all and all my favorite newsletter to date. keep up the wonderful work and thanks for making me smile.~Kagoma

i really liked the comic hehe
of the reviews you’ve put this time, i liked the thief lord (i’ve read the book and seen the movie XD)
i also liked the part about the artemis fowl movie. actually (even though i wanna watch it) i don’t look foward to it much because i will probably be disapointed… i suppose i’ll just have to wait and see 😛
well i loved the haven herald this time too
keep it up!!!

Wow! Best issue yet! We need to create a theme about food next time. That would be great! A don’t thank a magic theme would be too good though. I loved BlackOpal’s article! I actually read it this time!

Speaking of someone who has read and owns “The Theif Lord,” I definitely agree that it’s an awesome book. And the comic is great– if you’re reading this, iesnoth, I’m going through Netherworld withdrawl!

-Target Aquired

(Yes, I do know that it’s technically spelled, “acquired.” AQUIRE is actually an acronym for Aquatic Information Retrieval, and how it relates to my username, I’m not sure. But oh well; I like either)

Cool! I’ve been here since december and yet this is the first time I’ve read the haven herald. I should have starting reading them early! I really liked the articule on books vs. technology seeing as I’m pretty hopeless with technology. xD

Great job,guys!!!!This is why it’s so great working with you all!!!I love the articles(BlackOpal-great job)!Great comic as well.I’m surprised even though I saw The Haven Herald already!Congratulations everybody!I’m really glad our readers are happy!You guys are awesome!!!

Wow! This issue is awesome! Except last issue was a hundred times better. Foaly sounds OOC, I didn’t get the comic, and it wasn’t as funny as the last issue… However, I DO agree that moviemakers are substituting quality for excitement. Eragon the movie was just totally crappy.
Tch! How long till the movie comes out already? They’re keeping adoring fans on their toes!

I’d just like to say to all of you that I love ya and that this website is my universe. I live on the art pages and love commenting. So, thanks again to all of you who have made me a much happier person.