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Monday, May 14, 2007

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that a woman kidnapped and brainwashed by the Symbionese Liberation Army would have developed a sense of humor. Nonetheless, I was thoroughly impressed by Patty Hearst's quote in which she pooh-poohed the notion that she gave Paris Hilton advice about how to survive jail.

I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

Ka-BLAM! You hear that, Paris Hilton? You just got publicly dissed by a woman ten times the heiress you are. You watch out when you get out of jail, Paris Hilton. Tania's gonna gun you down.