What happened to Sheertina? Now I’m confused. Can I speak to the Manager?

6:55 pm December, 19Scooby Douche said...

After further consideration, and closer inspection, my vote is for Alyssa’s set of glorious mams.

6:58 pm December, 19DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kim Chee FTW. And by FTW I mean I just shot forth copious amounts of ejaculate. Copious, I says. I would also pay an unlimited amount of Quatloos for the chance to engage in a good Dutch Fuck session with Ms Chee.

Holy fuck I’m stoned. Bad pain session over. And by pain session I mean bad and long. The “Smaller More Intimate Douchies 2012” at of this hour in which we are all living is grooving along, and you will be left with a learning, a new yearning for Traffic my brothers.

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From 1972: Live in Rev Chads Mind (see what I’m, doing, I’m living inside my mind cause I’m stoned on several drugs. Son.

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And I’mma going all western on this plac/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Fucking dog has lost seven diseases just by watching the channel switching through that fuckers show. Still senile old pup loves the fucker and the more she sees the better her vision and distemper get.

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I fucking hate that fucker, did I mention she likes Obama too. I am thinking the dog approves of misegination. Son. I got no problem with it as long as I am the all-purpose misceginator. What

This insomnia ain’t gonna help the kids holiday cause of the labour strike. I’m going corporal on their souls today. And by corporal I mean give them whatever they want as long as they don’t scream the banshee she-scream. IU was supposed to meet a nice girl today in Ottawa for a game of Anal. That was to be my day before the last day excuse hooker. Fuck I hope those meteorite, pole-reversing, tidal-wave munching, new age (no respect), druid, Malthusian, MacCarthyist, Piss Morgan types all die on Friday so my southern brothers may rapture with me in my new golf cart with 25 gallo draft tanks and vaporizers on board in the Purgatory.