Damn.. you know I would. I think I'd do just about anything that lovely mind wished for in return. In fact, I'd visit your dream as you slept.. and whisper deep into your subconsious.. letting you know you had three wishes. And somehow, someway.. I'd make sure to grant each one. Being 1701 years old does at times have it's perks.

.. drained you of nearly every drop of blood.. so much so that you could feel the mingling of your essence blending with my own blue concoction.. before ripping into my wrist and letting you drink to your heart's content?

Would you like me if I ... Dressed up like a football player and went door to door to sell commemorative toilet paper featuring the quilted likeness of your favourite team emblems!? .. I mean.. everyone's gotta work!