"Funnily enough, going to @Kotaku for news on the PSN thing reminded me that I already changed my passwords when they leaked my info."
- Martin Tsang (wait, we're not allowed to laugh at that one, right?)

"Sony warns that Playstation Network hacker may have taken users' personal info/credit cards while leaving their virginity intact."
- Funny or Die

"I better go change my birthday."
- Ars Technica reader

"Man, Kevin Butler better have a fu*king gut-buster in his quiver to win me back this time."
- Joystiq's Griffin McElroy

"I hope the PSN hackers do something really cool with all our money, like start a game company that provides a reliable and secure service!"
- Justin Amirkhani (not sure if this one was really a joke)

"At Sony we believe in an open platform. A very open platform."
- Fake Kaz Hirai