April 18, 2018 at 01:56PM from The Babylon Bee
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SEATTLE, WA—In a move to help Christians develop the fruits of the Spirit, specifically patience, Amazon announced Wednesday a new “Agonizingly Slow Shipping” option. The orders will sit in Amazon’s computer for six to eight weeks before being shipped via USPS’s slowest possible options. “Our Christian customers can now pick between one-day shipping, two-day shipping, […]