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Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and welcome to my page! I do various things, like review episodes and fan fics of MLP, write an on going comedy, and give advice for life. If you like the Nostalgia Critic, than I recommend my main series, "The Cynical Brony". If you're into three-way analysis, Turnabout Reviews is for you! For those that want pure, unedited, actual opinions, head over to "The Chopping Block". I also give recommendations for fantastic stories on FiM Fiction right below.Now, enough about the shows I have, and I guess I can give you a vague biography. I was born on November 22nd, I'm a huge Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, MLP, and Walking Dead fan, and I've been a snarky asshole since I was 9. I review things, mostly MLP related, with heavy inspiration from The Nostalgia Critic, Atop the 4th Wall, and others. As you'll learn from "The Cynical Brony", I'm a bit of a music fan. Well, go and either check my shows out, read one of the stories I recommend, or whatever else you want to do. I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to!Oh, BTW, ENFP, if you're looking for personality type.

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Hello. Over a year ago, you and HopeForTheFew gave me a start to making me the calmer, more mature man I now strive to be and pray to keep coming across as. I'd like to thank you two for defending me whenever I do something that I would like to think I am doing, and I would like to think that I am good things. Both of you have seen the good and the bad of me and HopeForTheFew in particular is a guy I can count on to help me keep the bad stuff out of my personality.

2431850Can't complain. I'm graduating high school in June and plan to study in Seattle so things a pretty good. And you can still join the group. We have an open discord where we just hang out and fool around, if that's your kinda thing.

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