But, assuming I have to pick one of his alleged mistresses, I'll agree with JB about Jamie. She's cute-hot, which is the hottest form of hot. And a couple of those girls I don't find attractive at all.

I think at the end of the day Tiger didnt care what he had at home. I think the dude is just a hornball. I bet he likes the wild stuff and the wife is too classy or doesnt care enough to give him the kinky shit. I read a story that he would take Ambien when boinking Urchitel, apparently it does something to make sex better, I dont know never tried it.... however now interested

IHOP. I've never encountered an IHOP that's open 24/7 (i'm not saying they don't exist).......but Perkins is usually 24/7 which means if you're working the graveyard shift Saturday or Sunday early morning then you're cleaning up puke at some point and fishing joints out of the urinals.

"And three of the better guys in franchise history, Daugherty, Z and now Kyrie could get hurt in a rubber room full of cotton balls." - Leadpipe

That is a smokin' hot Rachel, and not even photoshopped ( hence "the toe" ) . Amazing torso.

Ziner wrote:

StewieG wrote:First, Tiger's wife is the hottest of the group.

Disagree... This

is hotter than this IMO

Then again, it isnt worth arguing, both are smoking hot.

I think at the end of the day Tiger didnt care what he had at home. I think the dude is just a hornball. I bet he likes the wild stuff and the wife is too classy or doesnt care enough to give him the kinky shit. I read a story that he would take Ambien when boinking Urchitel, apparently it does something to make sex better, I dont know never tried it.... however now interested

I am starting to get the feeling that this just isnt Tiger cheating on his wife with some mistress or something. I am starting to think he is some sort of sexual deviant. Porn Stars, Perkins waitresses, reality stars. Seems like he just wanted to stick it in anything he wanted and sounds like the freakier the better. The more about this I read it becomes as much sad for his wife and kids as it is funny to me. Its one thing to find out your husband cheated one you once in a alcoholic stupor and regrets it, but this is a routine thing with multiple women. Elin is lucky she doesnt have the clap, or maybe she does and that is why she jacked him in the face with a 3 iron

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I am starting to get the feeling that this just Tiger cheating on his wife with some mistress or something. I am starting to think he is some sort of sexual deviant. Porn Stars, Perkins waitresses, reality stars. Seems like he just wanted to stick it in anything he wanted and sounds like the freakier the better. The more about this I read it becomes as much sad for his wife and kids as it is funny to me. Its one thing to find out your husband cheated one you once in a alcoholic stupor and regrets it, but this is a routine thing with multiple women. Elin is lucky she doesnt have the clap, or maybe she does and that is why she jacked him in the face with a 3 iron

I think this will be what Tiger uses to try to rehabilitate his shot-in-the-ass image.

Look for him to check himself into a hospital for "sex addiction" in the next two weeks.

Cause there is always something out there to use for blame of whatever screw up you make.

I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

I am starting to get the feeling that this just Tiger cheating on his wife with some mistress or something. I am starting to think he is some sort of sexual deviant. Porn Stars, Perkins waitresses, reality stars. Seems like he just wanted to stick it in anything he wanted and sounds like the freakier the better. The more about this I read it becomes as much sad for his wife and kids as it is funny to me. Its one thing to find out your husband cheated one you once in a alcoholic stupor and regrets it, but this is a routine thing with multiple women. Elin is lucky she doesnt have the clap, or maybe she does and that is why she jacked him in the face with a 3 iron

I think this will be what Tiger uses to try to rehabilitate his shot-in-the-ass image.

Look for him to check himself into a hospital for "sex addiction" in the next two weeks.

Cause there is always something out there to use for blame of whatever screw up you make.

Or maybe he does so b/c he does have a "problem"?

Either way the whole angle of so many alleged regular joe women is the most interesting part of the entire story IMO.

Also the fact that it took this long supposedly for all this to come out, he must have been doing this for a good number of years.

Feinsteen's (sp) POV on the Rome interview was very solid IMO.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Agree with this. Or heck, just have kids out of wedlock. It hasn't hurt the image of LBJ or Tom B.

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HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Exactly.

If he doesn't get married he's...Derek Jettah, just throwin' the hammer down.

And, his stable would be closer to Jeter's league with this adjustment as well.

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

There is something to be said for having someone to come home to. I've been thinking, how do these guys not set something up before they get married.

I mean, there's the guys who marry their college sweetheart at 21 before or as they are turning pro, and I get how they could end up being unfaithful. A guy like Tiger, or Shaq who is separating from his wife, who didn't get married until later they know what is out there if they want it - seems like they'd have a talk "Hey, look, there's a few women around the country I see when I'm traveling, if you want everything that comes with marrying me, there's gonna be this".

The National Enquirer says Tiger may end up joining the likes of Kemp and Henry. Yes, I know, but they are the ones who had the first scoop about Tiger cheating to start with so I give them a little more credibility than normal.

I love the fact that he had the phone numbers of these women in his celly. Really? For what reason? If you want some more action, just go back to the place where you met them the first time. Or even better, find another one. Swing a dead cat in any bar in town and he would come up with a handful. And we've seen that his standards are sub-par (not in the good golf way). Or, as someone mentioned, go to a pro. That's the safest bet. I'm loving this...

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Marketing brother, marketing.

If he didn't the gay rumors would strat. Given his product line and endorsements, better a sex scandle than gay rumors.

Not saying that personally, but just as far as marketing analysis.

BTW - Do you think a bunch of golf fans really care all that much that he's done what he's done? It's not like he's endorsing women's products.

I may be coming off as evil sounding, but I'm just sayin'. His core market is 30 - 60 year old golf dudes.

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Marketing brother, marketing.

If he didn't the gay rumors would strat. Given his product line and endorsements, better a sex scandle than gay rumors.

Not saying that personally, but just as far as marketing analysis.

BTW - Do you think a bunch of golf fans really care all that much that he's done what he's done? It's not like he's endorsing women's products.

I may be coming off as evil sounding, but I'm just sayin'. His core market is 30 - 60 year old golf dudes.

Well let's forget that part about the products he sells, all man products. Guys who use Gillette razors and gel don't care he had this scandal.

As far as the golf world, hard to say. You'd think they cared in as far as the whole golf is the gentleman's game where cheating in anyway is frowned upon.

Tiger came from a family background so I can see how and why he wanted to be a family guy. But no doubt the theory of him getting married for image reasons holds some water.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Marketing brother, marketing.

If he didn't the gay rumors would strat. Given his product line and endorsements, better a sex scandle than gay rumors.

Not saying that personally, but just as far as marketing analysis.

BTW - Do you think a bunch of golf fans really care all that much that he's done what he's done? It's not like he's endorsing women's products.

I may be coming off as evil sounding, but I'm just sayin'. His core market is 30 - 60 year old golf dudes.

Well let's forget that part about the products he sells, all man products. Guys who use Gillette razors and gel don't care he had this scandal.

As far as the golf world, hard to say. You'd think they cared in as far as the whole golf is the gentleman's game where cheating in anyway is frowned upon.

Tiger came from a family background so I can see how and why he wanted to be a family guy. But no doubt the theory of him getting married for image reasons holds some water.

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Marketing brother, marketing.

If he didn't the gay rumors would strat. Given his product line and endorsements, better a sex scandle than gay rumors.

Not saying that personally, but just as far as marketing analysis.

BTW - Do you think a bunch of golf fans really care all that much that he's done what he's done? It's not like he's endorsing women's products.

I may be coming off as evil sounding, but I'm just sayin'. His core market is 30 - 60 year old golf dudes.

Well let's forget that part about the products he sells, all man products. Guys who use Gillette razors and gel don't care he had this scandal.

As far as the golf world, hard to say. You'd think they cared in as far as the whole golf is the gentleman's game where cheating in anyway is frowned upon.

Tiger came from a family background so I can see how and why he wanted to be a family guy. But no doubt the theory of him getting married for image reasons holds some water.

Well, Jack's record appears safe, no?

BTW - I hate you all for hijacking this into a serious thread.

IMO Jack's record is toast. Tiger is that much of a dick, seriously, I can picture him winning a major in each of the next two years if not even 3 in that span.

He won't ever out live this scandal but it doesn't equate to him failing on the golf course.

I am very much in line with Rome's POV and his guest's POV on the Tiger thing.

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect."I heard your dog is sick, so bought you this shovel"

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Marketing brother, marketing.

If he didn't the gay rumors would strat. Given his product line and endorsements, better a sex scandle than gay rumors.

Not saying that personally, but just as far as marketing analysis.

BTW - Do you think a bunch of golf fans really care all that much that he's done what he's done? It's not like he's endorsing women's products.

I may be coming off as evil sounding, but I'm just sayin'. His core market is 30 - 60 year old golf dudes.

Evil, no. Stoopid, na. Bad take, yes. If this were true then Jeter, Clooney, Orlando Bloom, 50 Cent, all totally gay. If Tiger is not married and known to be bangin' all these skanks, and guy would probably be able to upgrade seeing as he would be able to prowl in the open, he is nothing more then the playboy golfer...

"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."

HermanFontenot wrote:I have no idea why Tiger ever got married in the first place. It's not like he's a woman with the biological clock ticking needing to start a family before 35 or it isn't going to happen. The guy is what, 33? He can screw around for another ten years and then settle down if he wants with a woman who is 15-20 years younger than him. Just doesn't make any sense.

Marketing brother, marketing.

If he didn't the gay rumors would strat. Given his product line and endorsements, better a sex scandle than gay rumors.

Not saying that personally, but just as far as marketing analysis.

BTW - Do you think a bunch of golf fans really care all that much that he's done what he's done? It's not like he's endorsing women's products.

I may be coming off as evil sounding, but I'm just sayin'. His core market is 30 - 60 year old golf dudes.

Evil, no. Stoopid, na. Bad take, yes. If this were true then Jeter, Clooney, Orlando Bloom, 50 Cent, all totally gay. If Tiger is not married and known to be bangin' all these skanks, and guy would probably be able to upgrade seeing as he would be able to prowl in the open, he is nothing more then the playboy golfer...

Just the very hottest topic right now.

Yeah, his image is tarnished forever, but as JB says, within his target audience, nobody really gives a shit.

Kobe raped a hotel clerk and a few years later nobody even remembers, or more importantly, chooses to remember.

If he loses some endorsements, it will be temporary, and they'll come back a few years down the road.

I would also assume, based on his make-up, that he won't miss a beat on the course.

Of course, he needs to win one early to prevent the media from going apeshit after every 2nd or 3rd place claiming "Tiger can't win since the incident...."

What he really needs is a major sports shooting in da club, or a big celebrity suprise death, and he'll be scott free.

Any tournament he plays in for 2010 will be a circus. He already gets heckled quite a bit, but now it will go to unprecedented levels. Ratings and attendance will be waaaaaaay up in any event he plays in.

"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

Does this mean that it'll be safe for us to bring our wives/girlfriends to this year's Memorial Tournament?

"And three of the better guys in franchise history, Daugherty, Z and now Kyrie could get hurt in a rubber room full of cotton balls." - Leadpipe

FUDU wrote:Bottom line is this will never completely go away for Tiger, never. Even if he wins 10 majors in the next 5 years, the day his bio is written this incident will still be in it.

As I mentioned earlier the Feinstein (sp) interview on Rome was the most spot on for this topic that anybody has provided. That interview was ....wait for it.....phenomenal!

This is not Kobe. Kobe is a huge star, probably the equal of Woods, but he was never the likable innocent guy that Woods was marketed as. This is 10, 11, no, how many skanks are we up to, times more of a problem then Kobe. Also once it was found that Kobe's victim may not have been so much a victim, he pretty much gotta pass... Woods is done...

editbtw the meat of my reply to JB was about Tiger getting married so he would not be labeled gay. Like people would think a good looking guy gay that is scoring with chicks all over the place...

My take on yer take Lead is we can only wait and see, but I take the opposing viewpoint on him recovering his image/money making ability.

"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."