"I make a little bit of money and you come slipping out of the woodword."
"You mean, 'woodwork'?"
"What is 'woodwork'?!"
"What's 'woodword'?!?!" (New Girl, S03E05)

"You are so drunk right now. What happens with the rest of your day? Do you even think about that?"
"You don't understand drinking at all." (New Girl, S03E05)

"Well then how 'bout this? Two can help. And if two are gonna help, then I'll be one of them, 'cause two can tango on this dance." (New Girl, S03E05)

"You want my purses to be covered in gemstones?"
"All guys do! That's what we think is sexy! We want to be playing a saxophone in an alley and have you walk by in a miniskirt with a purse with gems!" (New Girl, S03E05)

"If a genie did come out, what would you wish for?"
"More candelabras." (New Girl, S03E05)

"You know you get my dick all swole. Even when it don't want to do nothing, you be getting my dick swole. It be unmotivated and you motivate it. You are goddamn, the Pat Summitt of my dick." (The Eric Andre Show, S02E03)

Tiny Toon Adventures references! (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E11)

"You played Dwight Schrute on The Office. What were your lines on that project?"
"Um, it started like this: 'Michael! Jim put my stapler in Jell-O again. Jim, what are you doing? I'm on the phone.'"
"Let's skip ahead to the final episode. What are your lines?"
"Angela, I love you so much."
"No no no. That's Who's the Boss?. Do The Office." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S02E11)