The media has been abuzz with the recent revelation that Trump created a LLC company in Delaware to funnel $130,000 in hush money to Daniels in order to silence her from speaking out about their 2006 affair.

Far from being just a one-off tryst as we once thought, it now appears that Donald Trump held a lengthy affair with the adult star before later ascending to the Presidency as the nominee of the so-called “family values” party, whose platform declared pornography a “public health crisis.

But unbeknownst to him, In Touch magazine conducted an interview with Daniels in 2011 that contained a swathe of embarrassing and bizarre details about the man who would become president, such as his fondness for being spanked with a FORBES magazine, his comparison of her to his daughter Ivanka, and his distaste for sharks.