SO HERE I AM, TRYING TO COME UP WITH A HALF FUCK DECENT RANT TO THROW TOGETHER FOR ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS GRUBS, AND MY BRAIN IS IN THE FUCKING SHITTER! I HAVE HONESTLY NOT FOUND A SINGLE FUCKING THING TO GET EVEN A LITTLE BIT ANGRY AT THIS WEEK. NOTHING LIKE HAVING A PIPE FULL OF INFECTIOUS SHIT EMPTYING ITSELF INTO YOUR BODY LIKE A FUCKING SEWAGE LINE INTO A PRISTINE VALLEY LAKE! TAKES THE EDGE OFF PRETTY FUCKING QUICK. AND THAT REMINDS ME MY SICKLE NEEDS SHARPENING. SLICED A FUCKING ROCK ON ACCIDENT AND NOW IT'S DULL AS A SLIME-PIE CUTTER.

SO INSTEAD, I'LL POSE A QUESTION. EVEN THOUGH THE LAST RANT HAD ONE BUT NOBODY SEEMED TO FUCKING CARE. WHAT IS IT THAT REALLY GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN? WHAT GETS YOU FUCKING RAGING LIKE YOUR OLD PAL, VANTAS? LET ME FEEL THE FIRES!

IT'S NOT LITERALLY A PIE CUTTER. IT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING SICKLE! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TAKE A GRINDER AS WELL AS A CAN OF DISINFECTANT JUST TO GET IT BACK TO NORMAL. DID YOU CHECK THE BACK OF YOUR HAIR? SOMETIMES YOUR CUTTER GETS GLUED BACK THERE WHEN YOU SPACE OUT ON IT.