Well most of ya think the only fun thing to do is head south to have fun.....right???.......the donkey show in Boystown is a real treat.....but sad to say.....no sheep shows .....oh well.......and ya only have to be 18.....or less.......to buy alcohol.....well......excessive consumption of alcohol only leads to STDs....pregnancy.......and embarassing sex tapes that end up on the internet....so for a change of pace......head north.....to that barren dust bowl called OKLAHOMA........right now is a real treat.......it the Centennial and the State fair......yepper.....2 for the price of 1......they gots all sorts of fun concerts to see.....LoverBoy.....Village People.......and a ELVIS IMPERSONATOR extravaganza......wooo hooo......I will be there 4 sure.......over at the sheep exhibit......and eatin a corn dog.....peanuts with nacho cheese .....and sum cotton candy.....yummi......and while ur there..stop by n say HOWDY to ASH.....

Sounds like an affair to remember but not quite sure why. I go through Oklahoma a few times a year on trips to visit family in Missouri. There are several places I simply have to stop at on the way. That is because of red lights though. Outside of I 35, are there any freeways in that state? Plenty of toll roads and turnpikes.