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Stopgap Spurs manager Tim Sherwood has been hailed as slightly better than United boss and comedic actor David Moyes. Sherwood, who only last month was driving a London taxi which had no steering wheel, resents being compared to the managerial equivalent of Frank Spencer. He said: “Yes I’m new to …

(By Scott Campbell) Speaking from his sun-bathed front garden, local retiree Alex Ferguson unveiled his latest topiary sculpture, a likeness of the former Manchester United forward, Mark Robbins. He said: “I’m fair delighted with how it’s turned out. “I’ve been meaning to get started on this fir a while now, …

(By Gregor Paton) Retired celebrity David Beckham has revealed he is building a full size Lego model of Old Trafford in his back garden. The helium voiced National Treasure admits to being a lifelong fan of the popular kid’s toy. He said: “I remember my parents taking us to Legoland, …

(By Martin Pattinson) AFTER weeks of speculation, Gus Poyet was relieved of his duties as Brighton manager during an on-air broadcast on the BBC. But, one question remains; why did it take so long for Brighton to do what football fans knew would happen a month ago? As it turns …