Happy Seventh Anniversary, VAMP, you dirty little thing.

Happy 7th anniversary to So Say We All! To commemorate, we are having a special edition of our annual Valentine-antidote show: Dirty Talk. Seven years is a long time and we hope you still think we’re good in the sack, even though we leave our dishes in the sink.

We’ll tell you some sordid, raunchy stories. The dirtiest. About that seven year itch. Or maybe just that itch. Maybe even a little bit about love. Those of you who attended Dirty Talk a few years ago for the alarming and (admit it) delightful Beauty and the Beast piece: Jiavani is coming back and she has something very, very magical in store.