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Here’s Lord­varys sit­ting upon his throne. Oh no, wait, that’s just an egg. Our mis­take. £9.99 Iwan­to­ne­ofthose.com Look­ing for a gift for your nan? Well, she won’t like this Bathory shirt. Move along. $21.90 (£15.88) Hot­topic.com Pow­er­slave? Power-warm, more like, in this lovely, com­fort­able Maiden hoodie. £32.99 Emp.co.uk That’s the last time we let the peo­ple at Dr. Martens pet-sit when we go on hol­i­day.they’ll be hear­ing from our lawyers. £115 Dr­martens.com Noth­ing says ‘Black Veil Brides’ more than half a skull and some rot­ting roses. En­joy! $21.90 (£15.88) Hot­topic.com If you put milk in this hip flask and for­get about it, you know what’ll hap­pen? IT’LL GO RAN­CID, that’s what. €39.90 (£35.33) Eu.kingsroad­merch.com God will have or­dered this, since Green Day are his favourite band.we don’t even wanna know the cost of ship­ping to Heaven. $21.90 (£15.88) Hot­topic.com Got a spare grand knock­ing about? Then splash out on this KISS pad­dle board. $1,195.95 (£867) Shop­kisson­line.com

Here’s a Harry Pot­ter mug upon which pictures ap­pear when you fill it with boil­ing liq­uid. Ab­so­lutely use­less if you don’t like hot drinks, mind. £9.99 Grind­store.com

There’s no way the real Kurt Cobain could have pulled off such in­tri­cate gui­tar work with his fingers glued to­gether.this guy is ob­vi­ously an im­poster. $12.50 (£9.06) Hot­topic.com

Ger­ard Way’s Young An­i­mal im­print on a tee.we ex­pect he wears one of these in bed.why wouldn’t he? $20.90 (£15.15) Hot­topic.com