But when it comes to other sex toys, the kind of sex toys we might use together during actual sex, it gets a little strange. People get goofy and shy. That makes sense because when you're alone and jerking off, nobody is going to see how you're doing it and what you're using to get the job done.

But when somebody is in the boudoir (or dive bar bathroom, whatever, live your life) with you, we all get a little bit shy.

That's why I am advocating a new campaign. I call it "Cock Rings For Everyone" and it is exactly what it sounds like.

All dudes should be able to experience the joys of the cock ring at least once in his life, and all women should feel comfortable playing with cock rings and picking one out for their fella.

You don't need to be experiencing erectile dysfunction to like the way a cock ring feels — that's a popular misconception, too.

Provided you make sure to take it off at regular intervals, cock rings can be fun for everyone.

There is no type of dude who can't find a cock ring to match his particular style or swagger, and I've rounded up an assortment of cock rings to prove my point!

Please to enjoy.

Cock rings for geeks!

Photo: Etsy

Does the man putting his penis inside of you have a collection of action figures still in their original packaging? Does he have theories as to who is superior, Superman or Batman? Then this glow-in-the-dark Green Lantern inspired cock ring is just the thing for him.