Hobson: Arthur, get in the car. Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do. Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother. Hobson: Bitterman, open the door. Arthur: Bitterman close that door. | permalink

Arthur: You used to say, [lowers voice] "Arthur, you can do anything under the sun". Hobson: I never spoke like that. Arthur: It was a bit like that. | permalink

Interviewer: Do you know how to use Excel? Arthur: No. Interviewer: Powerpoint? Arthur: No. Interviewer: Outlook? Arthur: Generally positive. You know, I mean, I have down days, like anyone, but... | permalink

Arthur: What was that? Susan: French kiss. Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German. | permalink