You might remember that Freddie signed an 8-year, $135,000,000 contract extension in February. Before this season ($5,125,000 contract) the most Freddie made in a year was $560,000. That’s unreal work by Goff. The timing couldn’t be more perfect. You eyeball a guy who’s tearing it up on his rookie contract and then cash in the same year the guy inks $135 million. It’s unbelievable how some chicks get so lucky in the jersey chasing game.

As for a gift, I’m seriously thinking about jumping on the $5 sponge. The killer is the shipping. That always pisses me off. I just want to buy a simple gift and Bed, Bath & Beyond wants to jack me around with $12 shipping.