Thank you! I laughed the whole time I typed it. A visual thing....
I apologize to every single man out there that is NOT like that.
There are pure gold men out there.
BUT! This is so completely true, overall.

Man:
"I'm a big man, defender of my faith. I rule my family with Truth, Honor and Justice. Look at my big, puffed up chest, hear me roar! I tolerate no one trespassing on my grounds. I take grounds from other people. I stalk, hunt, kill and eat raw meat! Look how smart I am, master of all, builder of great things. I am so tall and big, no one can bring me down. No one will refuse me, I pave the way for all! I take as many women as I can handle, nothing is too much for me. Look out all you peons!"

Woman:
I have an idea...

Man:
"Shut up you evil wench. Your temptress treachery will send us all to hell. You can't have any thoughts outside of me; you are a Lesbian!"

Women should not be doing imitations! They should be in the kitchen, making chicken pot pies and tendin' to the youngins'...