I'm writing the following lines in English, so that the Japanese guys we met (and gave this URL) on our trip to Japan can read them. Oh wait, they fucking can't read or speak any English at all, so this makes absolutely no sense. Damian (The Polish Warrior), Piet (Pieto, oder auch Peter) & Die Fleischpeitsche (The Meat-Whip) auf ihrem skurrilen Trip durch gesamt Japan. Das größte Missverständnis aller Zeiten (literally). So prepare yourself to get "lost in translation".