Thursday, May 27, 2010 6:10:40 PM3 dogs at the Vets. "Whatya in for?" they ask the first.

"Oh the owner hung her washing out, I went batpoo on it and ripped it off the line, dragged it around the yard again, so now she's having me Put Down."

"That sux dawg... What are YOU in for?" they ask the second.

"The damn Postman, never liked the mofo, and yesterday the gate was left open a little so I went out and bit a chunk out of him, and now I'm being Put Down."

"And you?" they ask the third.

"Well, my owner was walking around the house naked all day long cleaning. When she went into the bathroom and bent over to clean the tub I just couldn't take it any more. I came up behind her, put my front paws on her back and mounted her."