The second trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes has arrived, featuring talking apes, apes riding horses, apes being family-oriented, et cetera (first trailer here). Seriously though, if your interest wasn’t already piqued at “talking apes” and “apes riding horses”, it’s like I don’t even know you anymore.

After Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, humans are dying out from a “simian flu” made in a lab. Gary Oldman and Jason Clarke are survivors who disagree on whether or not to reach out to Caesar (Andy Serkis) for a truce. We’re sure it’ll all work out and no, we’ve never heard of Charlton Heston.

I don’t know why I continue to hope that each new Planet of the Apes film will be a little more scientifically accurate than the last. Protagonists need to get wise. Chimps are bastards. Don’t confuse them for Bonobos. Chimps will eat your face and genitals for the hell of it.