Lol yeah you wish. No the question is how taboo is it to pour beer over ice?

I does have a profound effect on the high you get. I recently tried this after having some bad experiences when younger. Got a lot of shit for trying it out because it waters down the beer, boohoo. So stopped thinking about it for 40 years.

Tried it again today, (it's hot out) the effect is interesting. Good for cheap beers, strangely you actually feel it faster with the ice/water content.