Von Ahole Gets Dirty with Miss Germany

2/23/2008 2:50 PM PST

Von Ahole Gets Dirty with Miss Germany

Prince Von Ahole strapped on his waterproof man panties to join Miss Germany, Angelina Glass, for some strange PR stunt at a home decorating expo -- where the Groper of Grunberg's actions under the water won't make Zsa Zsa proud.

Why the Perv of Papenburg was chosen for this task this is a mystery -- as he creepily sipped champagne with the bikini-clad beauty while acting passive and aggressively sexual.