Holly Madison in a Bikini

Here’s Holly Madison hosting Wet Republic’s 4th of July party over the weekend and I think it’s time we allow this act of patriotism to make up for the fact she dated Criss Angel. I mean, for all we know he hypnotized her and made her shoplift charm necklaces to prove her love which is almost exactly like the Revolutionary War. Or I could just be reaching for an excuse to insert my penis into this equation (Holly) by referring to it as Paul Revere. *looks down* One if by land, two if by sea but what’s three? Zeppelin?

I believe the Angel girl was in an episode of The Girls Next Door. She went in for a testing, but didn’t make it. Looks like she got a boob job, because on the show she was an A cup.
So much for her ‘religious’ upbringing.