Now that Kathy Taylor has decided not to run for re-election, it’s opened the door for every delusional Tulsan that believes they are the next mayor. Have they not learned from reality TV? Once you announce you’re “going to win the challenge,” you’re voted off.

Not one possible candidate excites me, mainly because Taylor wiped out 4 years worth of posts and now I have to learn someone new.

An elephant? Chera Kimiko? A meteorologist’s mustache? I don’t know. If I have to learn someone new, I’ve hope it’s one of these possible candidates:

“¢ Sneezy, Tulsa Zoo Bull Elephant

One year after the Tulsa Zoo borrowed OKC’s female elephants, he hasn’t mated with either one. That’s displays great inner strength “¦ or an extreme fear of crabs. Slogan: Synergistically Fabricate Exceptional Leadership.