I was contemplating jumping into this train wreck of a thread to point out that shitty cops are everywhere - whether they're beating motorists in LA, shooting suspects trying to pull their wallets out to show ID in New York, or on the subways of London because apparently Brazilians look a lot like Arab terrorists. I was going to try and make that argument, but then I heard about this. OK, y'all are right, apparently Texas does suck because Texans elect some of the biggest douchebag idiots in American politics.

Continue on.

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Originally Posted by chuey...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

I was contemplating jumping into this train wreck of a thread to point out that shitty cops are everywhere - whether they're beating motorists in LA, shooting suspects trying to pull their wallets out to show ID in New York, or on the subways of London because apparently Brazilians look a lot like Arab terrorists. I was going to try and make that argument, but then I heard about this. OK, y'all are right, apparently Texas does suck because Texans elect some of the biggest douchebag idiots in American politics.

Continue on.

In all fairness, he was just trying to say that he is a big stupid idiot who shouldn't be allowed to speak in public but it all came out wrong. It all came out as "BLAHBLAHBLAH..Ottoman Empire stuff...BLAHBLAHBLAH." He further meant to explain that he has no idea about anything, but it all came out like "Obama bad...Muslim stuff...BLAHBLAHBLAH...etc." Someone took the mic. from him then and he wandered off to stand next to his desk where he would wait for himself to show up for most of the rest of the day.

For a moment I honestly read it as "Pirate Race".
I thought to myself: "****, you win!"

If we had a significant portion of the Texas population self identifying as members of the Pirate Race then Texas would not only not suck but would be the coolest state in the Union. Too bad we can only claim Jean Lafitte.

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Originally Posted by chuey...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

If we had a significant portion of the Texas population self identifying as members of the Pirate Race then Texas would not only not suck but would be the coolest state in the Union. Too bad we can only claim Jean Lafitte.

If this is leading to a Tortelli family story, count me in. What the **** happened to the Tortelli family stories, anyway? I was a big fan.

I've been a bit too busy, but if I can dig up the old thread (Tortella tells some stories was the title I believe) I may throw a few more in.

And these would be from when my brother and I worked at LSP (I'm currently back in school, he is...pursuing many options as he makes a voyage of self discovery). Basically one inmate removed the metal part from inside his pen's plastic case, walked into another dormitory while everyone was napping, and took another ward of society's eyeball out with it...and it turned out the guy he stabbed wasn't even the one he was having trouble with.

Prisoner: "Warden, I'm so sorry I done stabbed the wrong guy."
Warden: (who had recently gone to bat to get this genius a better living assingment)
"I'm sorry you stabbed anybody!"

And my brother had to secure the scene after a 50ish gentlemen's 20 year old cell mate wouldn't stop talking when asked, so the older gentleman put an entire Bic ink pen into his shoulder up to the cap. So...yeah. Writing utensils are no joke.

I've been a bit too busy, but if I can dig up the old thread (Tortella tells some stories was the title I believe) I may throw a few more in.

And these would be from when my brother and I worked at LSP (I'm currently back in school, he is...pursuing many options as he makes a voyage of self discovery). Basically one inmate removed the metal part from inside his pen's plastic case, walked into another dormitory while everyone was napping, and took another ward of society's eyeball out with it...and it turned out the guy he stabbed wasn't even the one he was having trouble with.

Prisoner: "Warden, I'm so sorry I done stabbed the wrong guy."
Warden: (who had recently gone to bat to get this genius a better living assingment)
"I'm sorry you stabbed anybody!"

And my brother had to secure the scene after a 50ish gentlemen's 20 year old cell mate wouldn't stop talking when asked, so the older gentleman put an entire Bic ink pen into his shoulder up to the cap. So...yeah. Writing utensils are no joke.

This argument be slightly more valid if it were not for the fact that the guy with the pen was a double amputee in a wheelchair. What was he going to do use the force?? Any object can be a weapon in this guys hand.: