Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

There has been a lot going on in my life the last year that had taken away valuable campaigning time. My parents have both moved into adult care facilities. I lost a custody battle for my daughter and she now lives in Italy with her mother. “American Idol” ended before I could audition. My campaign email has been hacked and I no longer have access to your letters or correspondences I have been getting from Nigerian princes. (It seems that my campaign is popular in Nigeria.)

I was considering suspending my campaign for the rest of the election cycle until I heard that Donald Trump was the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party. It also looks like that Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic Party candidate.

I am looking for places to campaign. If you know of a rally, bar mitzvah, or memorial service looking for a speaker, feel free to correspond.

The new updated contact information will be posted providing that I remember the email address or phone number. I don’t email or call myself often enough to know those things by heart. At least I know my address (but only because Papa John’s keep asking for it when I order pizza to be delivered.)

Tell all of your friends and 3/4 of your enemies that my campaign is back and running on full steam. It’s sad that America needs me to run as desperately as she does, but I am up for the task.

About

Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.

In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.

The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)

If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.