WWE 300 -Smackdown Live 2nd May 2017 – Results – FEEL THE BLAND!

It has been TOO Long! I have been very very busy with University work and neglected my WWE Reviews, but I AM BACK!!!

Its time, its time, its STEVIE TIME … and im going to review this crock of crap!

Yes … I did not think Smackdown was very good this week, but hey, don’t let my intro spoil my review!

Let’s BEGIN!

Backstage, Jinder was posing with the title, Shane took it off him and made the match “Sami Vs Jinder” for tonight!

The show opened with a Shane o’Mack promo, he calls out Y2J to celebrate his US Title win and joining Smackdown.

Smackdown is now the SHOW OF JERICHO … SMACK IS DOWN MAN!

AJ came out and tells Y2J this is HIS HOUSE, Y2J goes to put AJ on “The List” but Owens Interrupted and storms out to tell Y2J he will be winning his Title back tonight then ended up fighting with AJ, because you know KO Fights!

Sami Vs Jinder happened … Not even Sami can make this guy look good. Jinder managed to potato Sami and bust his mouth. The match was saved (ended) when the Bollywood buys distracted Sami to help Jinder win. Jinder botch taking a DDT. His run is going to SUCK!

We went backstage to speak with everyone involved with the woman’s tag match later in the show. This was painful and unfunny.

Still Backstage, Dolph is moaning to random people about Shinske, then about Shane and Bryan. Shane overheard and tells Ziggles to “Be ready” *Sigh*.

Aiden English is in the Ring singing. Tye Dillinger interrupts by coming out for their match. A very short and sweet match. Dillinger won and Aiden then had a Mental Breakdown?! OK?

Backstage again (too much backstage) Renne is talking to Jerico, Crying Aiden walks past. They both go ON THE LIST!

STILL FREAKING BACKSTAGE! (WTF!)Charlotte gets attacked by Natty, Carmela and Tamina Snuka in an attempt to take her out of the tag match.

smackdown womans tag match 2nd may 2017

Finally in the ring, its Women’s tag time, It’s now Naomi Vs Natty and Carmela, 2 on 1 as the Bag girls have beat up Charlotte. The match was ok. Charlotte limped to the ring half way through to try and save the day but to no avail. This match had some good but mainly it was bad, loads of awkward looking action. Post match the whole thing devolved with Natty, Carmela, and Tamina beating on the Good guys. Becky came out to try and help but did nothing and also got beat up. The beatdown was awful, Tamina has been off screen for a while and not improved one bit.

MAIN EVENT TIME! I am sure the writers deliberately made tonight’s show as bland as possible so the main event would shine brightly. This was a good match and a great way for Y2J to go out for his next Fozzy tour. It is a bit silly having him come win the US title just to drop it 2 days later but hey, it was a good match and KO has the belt again.

All in all tonight’s show was pretty boring. I expected so much more this week but it just did not deliver. Not a great week for Smackdown (or WWE)

The highlight of tonight was Fandango and Breeze’s “Fashion Files” … they have a target on those UGGO Uso’s ! This was awesome! More, please!!