Quotes of the Week From NCIS, PLL, The Bachelor, iZombie, H50 and More

Love is certainly in the air this Valentine’s Day, but so are some of the best zingers and one-liners from the past week in television. (In other words: It’s time to present our favorite Quotes of the Week.)

This time around, we’ve got a topical Broadway name-drop on Supergirl, a deeply unromantic poem on NCIS, a disconcerting Nicholas Sparks reference on Teachers and sexual mishaps on both Supernatural and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. (Don’t ask.)