Cooper: 'Borrow' Dave's sweet gear and go batshit crazy on some mice and other woodland creatures, while uttering witty one liners.

You borrow all of Dave's sweet gear but it all ends up being useless because all you need to massacre a whole bunch of little animals is your awesome claws. You say a lot of one liners like mouse puns and stuff but they can't hear you because they're all doing so much dying even their grand children feel it. Their grand children that never get born.