....Or a tribute act....and we don't just play Mott The Hoople songs. Hardly any at all actually. Why? Because we are not 'the Hoople' we are NOT THE HOOPLE!

We're happy to play wherever you want

us to, as long as it's NOT in the toilets.

We can also play some new songs like 'Happy' and tunes by new kids on the block like Cee Lo Green... We don't have too many backstage requests, although we do actually do some requests, if asked.

We don't want just the blue smarties...flowers that are only purple and yellow alternatively arranged, or a sacrificial lamb 10 minutes before we go on, but a little food might be quite nice before we crank out our high brand of nostalgic, but -not -wallowing- in, great pop and rock music for any occasion.

WHAT WE DON'T DO...

We don't turn up late. We don't mime.

We don't strip cheap, oh and we won't play if any of the survivng members of Mott the Hoople are in for a pint. However, we're pretty darn good at what we do.

If you have a function or a party coming up, or you're just a really cool venue that puts on great live bands, fill out our info form below and ask us whatever you want to know...

within reason, of course.

Oh, and don't forget to tell us where your

function or party is to be held at, otherwise we won't be able to find it, even with a 'NAV.