LeAnn Rimes is Paid To Wear Bikinis Now

Apparently all those bikini photos LeAnn Rimes posted to Twitter every hour on the hour paid off because now she’s modeling them for Mikoh Swimwear. Mikoh: “When you absolutely, positively got to show every motherfucker in the room the hole where the alien burst out of your chest, sending your tits into your armpits.” (I’m guessing that’s their slogan, but just assume it’s something sexier and emphasizes her chest reservoir in a more tasteful light. “Adulterous man-spray never pooled so conveniently!” etc., etc.)

This is what happens to female country music stars when their fans turn on them for transgressions against another woman….they turn to cheesecake modeling of skimpy clothing…..or porno….Look for Taylor Swift’s pictures here soon..

How can she look in the mirror and think that those tits look remotely good? It’s like they’re trying to get the furthest away from each other as possible. With her money, you’d think she’d research her doctor, sizes, which incision is the best to go with, etc. But, it looks like she just took a baseball, cut it in half and told a hack doctor to stuff in under her skin.

Poor fish you need another wookie vacation you are so tired you’re starting to hallicunate total insanity. Leanne paid to wear bikinis that’s hilarious. Next you’ll tell me J-Lo and Marc Anthony the most worlds defintion of soulmates are splitting up.