Reg and CoozySitting on the couchShe wants to eatThe Cooze ain't no slouchShe says come on babyI want a Sara Lee up my crackThe Cooze is getting hotShe wants some action in the sackOn his backOn his backRun run starts to quackHe says, "stop! this ain't pop!"And besides it's just tooToo animalisticToo animalisticFrench provincialIt's growing everywhereHis t-shirt's inside outPeroxide fills the airShe says come on baby I want some donut up my rackThe Cooze is getting hotShe wants some action in the sack