5. You then wonder if your morning cup of coffee will make your future baby way too hyper and if you will be able to ever forgive yourself for it.

6. You research what exercises you can do during the two week wait that will keep the embryo from popping off of your uterus when it wants to implant. You convince yourself that running for exercise is not an option.

7. You tell yourself the glass of wine will not give the future baby permanent brain damage.

8. But you only drink half a cup of coffee, just in case.

9. You log on to Pinterest and search for ways you will tell your husband you’re pregnant.

10. You convince yourself that your craving for ice cream is because you are pregnant.

11. You google the fact that your temperature dropped and it might mean implantation or it could mean something else and oh gosh what does 97.2 mean?