Not the best night for Kobe. After briefly leaving the game in the first with an ulnar nerve contusion (that's a bruised funny bone, and you don't need to be an athlete to know how obscenely painful it can be), and then seeing the Thunder shrug off an attempted comeback, Bryant had a towel pilfered right off his shoulders by a fan while exiting through the tunnel.

It looks like a Lakers fan, so no need for Kobe to have anyone killed. And it's not like Kobe doesn't have his own stash of monogrammed towels made from downy-soft baby scalps.