Christmas d20Monkey Caption Contest: Ho Ho Hoooooohhh… S#!&

Brian Patterson of d20Monkey brings us yet another holiday cheer laden comic, we’ve got so many ideas for this one, it’s a pity we’re not allowed to enter ourselves! So you guys are going to have to come through for us! You know the drill, give us your best shot in the comments below. We could care less if you’ve been naughty or nice, so long as you leave us a some good humor. Remember one caption per comment and leave as many as you like! The winner of this strip is also going to get a super secret christmas present from Obsidian Santa.

Winner will have their comical genius recognized both here, and at d20Monkey.com, gain 3 months of Ascendant time and an Obsidian Portal T-Shirt! Contest ends midnight (CST) on Dec 31st, which should give you enough time to enjoy the holidays and also make a trip or two back to the department store to return that ugly sweater your aunt got you.

From the whole crew at OP, we wish you guys all a safe and happy month of holidays! Now get captioning!

And our winner is August Hahn with:

“Only then did Tingles and Santa learn the terrible truth. In Soviet North Pole, Chimney slides down you.”

265 comments:

With no rogue in his party, Santa used fantatical hirelings to search for traps.

“Why do you keep sending us into these deathtraps Santa!”
“Hey, I almost lost a reindeer back there, do you know how expensive those things are? Now get going! Here, use this candy-cane like stick to pole-vault yourself through the trap, let me know when you have it all disarmed.”

Despite the many casualties in the Tomb of Naughtiness, Santa and his loyal elf knew that only the great Silver Bells in the heart of the dungeon could combine with the might of the Peppermint Staff to empower a new Saint Nicholas’ Gift-Bag of Hefty Capacity, one capable of holding all of those pee-cees and aych-dee-tee-vees.

Santa: Well, I guess that makes you two even. He double dog dares you to stick your tongue to the flag pole. You double dog dare him to call Scott Farcus, “a fat headed bully in a Davey Crocket hat”. I hope you both learned a lesson.

Elf: What’s in that bag, toys for all the little boys and girls?
Santa: No, i’m done with all this gift-giving, i’m going to go sell them for more gold
Elf: WOO-HOO, that means a pay raise! 🙂
Santa: No Way, i’m going to go hire me some young female hireling (if you know what i mean)!
Elf: Yeah Buddy!

Santa: “And then there was one, well young Elf, you will offically be known as Candy-Cane Slayer”
Elf: “Such power! Come on you naughty kids! I’ll take you all on!”
Santa: “Now Now SSC, save that fury for the Drow Elf in the next room.”

Elf: Awwww fudge!
Santa: Really? I thought he looked more like jell-o… Hmmm. Nope, still not seeing any fudge but that does sound good. Go get me some!
Elf: But sir! Isnt that what you sent Jolly for?
Santa: And? MOVE IT!!!

Elf: Kelso was the greatest of the Elven Warriors. His pepermint stick will be missed.
Santa: That’s just great! I asked Ms. Clause to send me a Gnome Warrior and an Elf Rogue, instead I get an Elf Warrior and a “Rogue” Gnome….

Elf: God Damn It, Buddy!! I said the trap was sound activated!
Santa: The best way to spread x-mas cheer is singing loud for all to hear…
Elf: You shut your cookie hole! The elf with the ten foot candy cane is talking!