Jill Valentine

Don’t let the polished visuals fool you or the sharp TV series presentation. This is as old-school as a survival-horror game can get. For better or worse, Capcom has kept the methodical pace and clumsy controls. Switch the voice acting to English and it’s awful in a campy kind of way. The game single-handedly sets back video game dialogue 16 years with lines like “God, these tentacles are so annoying!”