No citizen of the Republic of GoAnimatica shall be found using the counter-revolutionary Non-Business Themes on GoAnimate. If they do, they will be subject to a 10-year prison sentence at a minimum.

No citizen of the Republic of GoAnimatica shall proselytise for the counter-revolutionary Non-Business Themes on GoAnimate. If they do, they will be subject to a 25-year prison sentence at a minimum.

Citizens of the Republic will listen to a special broadcast informing them of the progress of the Business Revolution a minimum of once a week. The penalty for not doing so is being forced to pay $10,000 as a minimum penalty.

No facilities of the "SeaWorld" organisation or any of its affiliates, derivatives, associates etc. shall be opened in the Republic of GoAnimatica, and all employees of said organisation are banned from the Republic.

Anyone who has in the past claimed any form of welfare whatsoever is banned from the Republic of GoAnimatica, unless they renounce their claiming of welfare by paying an equivalent amount in flesh and/or labour.

Birds of the Gyps Africanus genus are prohibited from entering the country, anyone caught with one will be forced to do 72 straight hours of unpaid labour and the bird will be euthanised via gas chamber.