A plant-based, pacifistic, profanity-peppered blog

Month: September 2017

“This is what annoys me most about vegans – when they want to try and stop me eating bacon. I mean… it’s bacon! Perfectly cooked, sandwiched between two slices of white bread, with a dollop of brown or red sauce… the smell, the taste… it’s making me hungry just thinking about it! I don’t want to know why it’s so bad and I don’t much care. Leave me with the holy grail, the splendour… me and my bacon.”