Things you never want to hearFrom your doctor-- "You and whoever you slept with need to contact the CDC. And pack bags for an extended stay away from home."From your significant other-- "You mean you don't remember making out with your doorman last night?"From anyone under the age of 7-- "Oops."From anyone you employ in a legal or financial capacity-- "Oops."From anyone you've just slept with-- "Oops."From your sysadmin-- "Oops." Or alternately, "How the hell did you manage to..."