Or at least that's the implication of Dan Hipp's latest fake Tintin graphic novel. Haddock's seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of San Theodoros. He's watched Loch Lomond hallucinations glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like a phone call to Cutts the Butcher. Rutger Hauer would make a fine Professor Calculus. You can check out several more Hergé-inflected mash-ups here.