The companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house. Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed. No doubt just before or just after some great sex. Don’t believe us? Just head over to the jump

We have the original ad of the Amish using a heater and a hot lesbian couple to heat homes. Before the jump, the current ad – after the jump, the hot lesbians. Just click the images to enlarge.

By now you’ve seen the ads in a newspaper. It’s a full-page in living color ad written to look like a newspaper article, “Amish man’s new miracle idea helps home heat bills hit rock bottom.” And, even better – the heaters are being given away FREE according to the ad.

Using the “Fireless Flame” technology you can have the peaceful flicker of a real fire but without any flames, fumes, smells, ashes or mess. Everyone is getting them because they require no chimney or vent. You just plug them in. I don’t know maybe it’s a light bulb shaped like a flame.

So, here is the most recent ad showing some loving, gentle, and hard-working Amish folks selling their miracle heater to a man of God.

After the jump – the companion lesbian couple who will really heat up your house. Yes, the original Amish Heater Ad featured a lesbian couple in a cozy romantic bed. No doubt just before or just after some great sex. Don’t believe us? Just head over to the jump.

It’s official – I am too old too look at these photos or think about Demi Lovato in a lesbian sex tape so I am mindlessly typing this with my eyes shut.

Demi Lovato recently had some racy photos leak including this one with Alex Welch, showing a girl taking a picture, while another one pulled her shirt down. The other leaked photo shown here is of Demi with her tongue out, licking some girl’s cheek.

Reports have circulated suggesting that there’s a sex tape featuring Demi. She was said to have cordoned herself off in her tour bus, inviting others back, while her uncle stood watch and kept everyone else out.

I’m sorry but Sarah Palin is H-O-T even clad in a simple grey T-shirt and cargo pants. And, who is that stalking her, ever so close behind? Oh, it’s Greta Van Sustran lurking behind as Sarah smiles at the cholera patient in the Bermuda shorts, reclining in a nice little tent hospital.

Isn’t Greta a lesbian? My instincts say that “yes, Great VanSustran is a lesbian.” However, my instincts . . . perhaps I should go to a reliable media source. “Greta Van Sustran is not a lesbian according to her long time spouse John P. Coale. Thanks ChaCha.”

Anyway, if she were a lesbian and she were stuck with Sarah Palin in some hot, sticky country like Haiti and if she had never had breasts implants (see prior story on celesbian killer boobs), Greta might want to consider putting her best lines on Sarah. “Sarah, what did you think of Meghan McCain’s book ‘Dirty Sexy Politics'”? What about her boobs, do you think they are intimidating or cute, perky and non-threatening”? “I know that you can see Russia from your window, but you could see the stars from my bed.” “Sarah, here in Haiti, you remind me of one of those ladies in the Van Halen videos. Why don’t you who take off your glasses, shake out your hair . . . and I just happen to have brought a pair of high heels and a bikini. Sarah, I’m talkin’ bout some major DRILLING in Alaska. Do you follow?”

Oh, well – first Oprah’s not a lesbian and now Cha Cha says that Greta’s husband claims that Greta is not a lesbian . . .

Guess I’ll have to save my best lesbo mo-jo Sarah Palin pickup lines to use myself . . . next time I’m stuck in Haiti with Sarah Palin.

Oprah threw me a curve ball during her recent Barbara Walters interview. I didn’t expect her to say that she and Gayle have sex with each other but I did not realize that I’m unsure of how to refer to myself. Am I “a lesbian” or “lesbian?”

Responding to Walters probing, Oprah stood straight, “I have said we are not gay enough times. I’m not lesbian… I’m not even kinda lesbian.”

So, which is it? I’m left puzzled.

Now for the real story. Colorado’s newest Supreme Court Justice is a lesbian, and she has a partner who publicly helps to dress her.

Actually, wouldn’t it have been better to publish a photo taken post-ceremony? “Justice Marquez is publicly undressed by her lesbian love, Sheila Barthel – as her sister watches.” Love it.

Rachel Maddow is a clear winner out of the 2008 Presidential election. Actually, not only is she a winner but she brings a huge win to all lesbians with her fantabulous and increasingly popular MSNBC news show.

Sarah Palin takes time out from her debate prep to tell Sean Hannity and his radio show listeners that it’s safe to say that this ticket is in an underdog position. Here is the video and the transcript. You can thank Dean over at OpEdNews for his fantastic ability to accurately transcribe what he hears.

SEAN HANNITY: Governor Sarah Palin, nice to have you with us. You’re a great American.

GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Thanks, Sean. You’re a great American.

HANNITY: Thank you, thank you. You know, Barack Obama is a jackass… How does that make you feel?

PALIN: Not good, Sean. Not too good at all. We all know that jackasses are a type of animal, you know? A little bit jack, but a little bit ass, too.

HANNITY: Well stated. Now Barack Obama is friends with terrorists. William Aires, Woody Guthrie, Saddam Hussein. It’s well documented. Do you want to live in a country run by terrorists?

PALIN: I really don’t, Sean. Terrorists are just so terrible. Terrorists want to destroy. John McCain is a maverick. He wants to create. Creating is better, Sean.

HANNITY: I couldn’t agree with you more. Did you just quote the Bible? Wow. Either way. Now Obama has proposed trillions of dollars of taxes on average Americans. He’s proposed taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes. Are we safe?

(Watch for Palin to use the italicized words in the debate. Drink every time she uses one.)

PALIN: Sean, I’m just so thankful that John McCain has opposed taxes that will hurt small businesses, small families and baby rabbits. You know, it’s like Mom and Dad told us back on the good old home on the prairie. I think the American people are smarter than this. I think the American people are sick of Obama. I think the American people have two or three pairs of shoes and they are thinking about getting a third or fourth. I think the American people eat cheeseburgers on Wednesday and tacos on Thursday.

HANNITY: Let me ask you this, Governor. Now Joe Biden is one of the biggest tools ever. He can’t get anything right; he’s always tripping up over his own words. The man is a fool. Your thoughts…

PALIN: Ditto.

HANNITY: Well… all those elitists in the media are working around the clock to make you look stupid, but your commentary here is brilliant. It really shows how qualified you are to be president. [Uncomfortable silence.]

PALIN:Oh, dear. Was that a question? Yes. The answer is…I do, Sean. I do! Oh Sean, make love to me right here, right now.

Do you think there is any way that the interview was scripted?

Here is another video with lots of information about the polls, Palin

and tonight’s debate.

Finally, we’ve snagged a photo of Sarah Palin at John McCain’s Sedona, AZ ranch as she prepares for the debate. We love the baseball cap – kind of sporty yet casual. Nice!