This is how it starts out fun and games. Then you get drunker more and more. Then you get in trouble with the law. One day you burn your hand or cut yourself because you are drunk. Finally the law of averages catches up and you slip and fall or kill yourself because you were drunk

That happened to me once, so I know it's true.

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"And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car."
- Tommy Lasorda

This is how it starts out fun and games. Then you get drunker more and more. Then you get in trouble with the law. One day you burn your hand or cut yourself because you are drunk. Finally the law of averages catches up and you slip and fall or kill yourself because you were drunk