NEW YORK, NY – The hits keep on coming for Tiger Woods. A famed radio personality will be holding a special contest featuring Tiger’s mistresses!

NEW YORK, NY – The hits keep on coming for Tiger Woods. A famed radio personality will be holding a special contest featuring Tiger’s mistresses!

Howard Stern, the self proclaimed “King of All Media,” is organizing the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. The pageant will present the winner with a $100,000 check and the contestants will be judged on criteria such as personality, talent and a swimsuit competition.

The pageant will take place on March 10th and as of now four of Tiger’s mistresse have signed on to participate. The identities of the individual women to take part in the pageant have yet to be released. Tiger Woods number one mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is not allowed to participate due to a settlement agreement with the golfer.

There is also no word on who will be judging the lovely ladies. Stern has claimed to have offered a judging spot to Woods’ estranged wife, Elin Nordegren. This is all on the heels of Tiger Woods’ first public statement apologizing since his fallout. Don’t expect Howard Stern to show any sign of pity or forgiveness as he was highly critical of Woods’ “i’m sorry” statement.

“Tiger Woods looked like he wanted to be anywhere on the planet but in that room. It didn’t seem like this was his idea or anything he wanted to be a part of,” he said on his radio show.

This just ads insult to injury as Tiger Woods tries to put the pieces together. It also adds more time to Woods’ mistresses 15 minutes of fame. It’s a cruel world but Woods dug his hole and he’s going to need a big ladder to get out of it.