The Little Box

In the upper-right corner of my old website, there was a small text box in which I could add a sentence or two describing who and what I am. I took to updating that text whenever the urge struck me; I considered it the soul-equivalent, somehow, of a more generic status update. Below, in reverse chronological order, is the list of things I said in that little box… and I might periodically update it still, should the urge strike me. My hope is that the list, in sum, is an interesting and non-traditional way to get to know me: to give the sort of impression one cannot convey in a bio or resume. Enjoy.

Gwydion Suilebhan is perpetually both exhausted and insomniac.

Gwydion Suilebhan is terrible at waiting.

Gwydion Suilebhan is a Yankee Doodle Dandy, born on the 4th of July.

Gwydion Suilebhan is a Welder.

Gwydion Suilebhan is a luxury item you can actually afford.

Gwydion Suilebhan is seizing the means of cultural production.

Gwydion Suilebhan wants you to know that the thing that you’re hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys.

Gwydion Suilebhan is listening to Kamakiriad… or he was, at least, when he wrote this sentence.

Gwydion Suilebhan is the great-grandson of the stone mason who built the entry to the Luray Caverns.

Gwydion Suilebhan has a lot to learn.

Gwydion Suilebhan is a disestablishmentarian.

Gwydion Suilebhan is embroiled in an imbroglio.

Gwydion Suilebhan is temporarily under-challenged.

Gwydion Suilebhan is a well-educated autodidact.

Gwydion Suilebhan would prefer a larger interest rate on his meager savings account.