There is a puzzle to be solved here. Girl Thing claim that there should be a Last One Standing, but on the original cover artwork of their single, two are squatting down and three are jumping in the air. None of them are standing, not even a last one. On the remix we find a lone babe standing on her own. She is definitely the last one standing. The new question, is where have all the others gone? Vanished!

Not only a triple-play, but another remix that falls into our category of X-rated remixes. On the original single cover artwork, we find Jennifer Lopez holding a hat. How we are supposed to know that this indicated that she is not your mama is unclear, other than the fact that the title of the song Ain't Your Mama is emblazoned across the front of the single. On the first remix we find two babes, standing across from each other in similar poses and though it is not 100% certain that they are parentally related, the babe on the right is prenatally related, if you get our meaning. On the second remix, we find two very similar looking babes who could also be related, but who seem to be undertaking activities that most family members don't often do. Fingers!

Today The Chi-Lites ask us the question Have You Seen Her? Equally we could as the question, has she seen you? How do we know we could ask this question. Because on the remixed single cover artwork we find a babe who is clearly looking for something or someone and could well be the lost babe that the band are searching for. Maybe if they had gone looking rather than standing for a picture of themselves with their instruments they may have had more luck locating her. Discovery!

Kurt Nilsen seems to think that he is qualified to determine someone babe's altitude and whether or not She's So High. If we are to believe the original single cover artwork, he can do this simply by looking upwards. On the remix we find that the babe who is so high, is sitting on the seat of a jet liner, so unless Mr Nilsen has somehow tagged her (which would be difficult unless he put the tag in her heels as she is not wearing much else), we remain unconvinced of his prowess in determining how far above the ground the babe is. Handcuffs!

We like the original single cover artwork for Misery by Indra, largely because of the subtlety of placement of the letters of her name over the chain-mail outfit that she is wearing that would potentially otherwise show of the apparent lack of a bra underneath it. On the remix, the babe posing for the cover has been less fortunate. It seems to us that she just wanted to show off as in her second pose, even the chain-mail has vanished. Mystery!

We are a little confused because on the original front cover artwork for Light Of The Moon by The Pierces, there is no evidence of anything to do with our lunar satellite whatsoever, though there are a few pretty stars around the name of the band. On the remix we find a babe who is on the moon, looking out over the lunar landscape back at the Earth. If you weren't already aware, it is illegal to wear clothes on the moon, as the cost of transporting them there is so high. Earthrise!

One of our very rare and occasional series that we called one for the ladies, courtesy of Alexandra Burke and her song Bad Boys. On the original cover we find Ms Burke but no boys and no indication of bad behavior. On the remix we find five guys who are exhibiting naughty behavior, if not totally bad. We think Ms Burke would approve of the remix, don't you? Cupping!

Let's Get Excited, are the instructions we are given by Alesha Dixon. It is always helpful when issuing such instructions to indicate how it should be brought about, but on the original single cover artwork, all we see is that Ms Dixon is lying down with one arm above her head and her knees bent. Not strictly very exciting. On the remix we find two babes who also have their arms above their heads, but are getting so excited that they are helping each other off with their clothes. Elevated!

Badly Drawn Boy sing about Pissin In The Wind, but their original single cover artwork is neither windy nor pissy. On the X-rated remix, we find a babe who we are sure was drinking beer yesterday with Devlin (the observant will notice she is wearing the same shoes and sunglasses) and as we suspected has overdone it and needs to empty her bladder of the excess beverage. To that end she is squatting down pissin in the wind. Streamer!

Oh dear, poor Devlin. Whoever it was that he took on to produce the original artwork for his album Blood, Sweat & Beers, clearly had no idea that it might at least be partially helpful if any of those three topics was somehow reflected on the cover, instead of which we just find a picture of Devlin leaning against a wall. On the remix we find a babe who has obviously had far too many beers as she has emptied the plastic bag in front of her and got into such a state that she has taken all her clothes off and is holding her bud. Maybe she is sweating too. Perspire!