Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Special to
TPN — Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) followed up his announcement that he was
running for President in 2016 with this statement given to Matt Lauer of the
Today Show: “I believe the IRS should be eliminated and taxes made voluntary.
It works great in the Fundamentalist Holy-Roller Baptist Church in Houston,
where I pray for 12 hours each Sunday. We’d just have to pass a second plate
for the Federal government. Either that, or we could just give 10 percent of
the Sunday offerings to the Feds.”

When pressed
concerning the likelihood that such a system would bankrupt the federal
government, Cruz shouted, “That’s my plan! You got it! Without enough money
coming in, I could do away with the EPA and FDA and all those other useless
agencies. Whatever’s left I’ll turn over to the private sector. The Koch
brothers will do a great job regulating the coal industry. By the way, let’s
subsidize the installation of coal-fired furnaces in every American home. The
damn Chinese have pulled ahead of in the area of carbon emissions.”

Cruz went
on: “Of course, under my administration, church attendance would be made
mandatory, which would ensure that both plates would be filled. It’s all part
of my belief that ours is a Christian nation and that the flames of Hell will
consume all non-believers and Nancy Pelosi.”

Cruz’s
father, Rafael Cruz, is director of Purifying Fire International Ministry and has
said his son is one who is anointed as “king” to take control of all sectors of
society, an agenda commonly referred to as the “Seven Mountains” mandate, and
“bring the spoils of war to the priests,” and thus guarantee a “great transfer
of wealth” from the “wicked” to righteous gentile believers.

When Lauer
reminded Senator Cruz that this “transfer” has already taken place, his
response was that “You can never do enough for the 1 percent. After all,
without them, we wouldn’t have the Kardashians.”