April 16, 2010

Protip: If Philly fans are annoying you or being obnoxious

...don't say anything, just leave. Philly fans are the lowest form of life on the planet, and it just isn't going to go well for you unless you have a beltfed, a couple thousand rounds and a buddy to swap out barrels.

Seriously, this sick fuck shoved his fingers down his throat and puked on a on off-duty police officer and his family because the cop had the audacity to ask him and his buddies not to curse in front of his family, then Pukeface McDickhead punched the cop a few times as security approached. Pukeface did that because the off-duty cop reported him and his buddies to an usher after they spit on his daughter and continued to curse in front of his family.