WHAT THEY MEANT TO SAY

Oh, how we love college football.

More specifically, how we love the SEC and college football.

Again, thank you for all the time visiting the site and reading WHAT THEY MEANT TO SAY, because it has turned into a lot of fun for me.

I now listen to coach speak even closer than ever because college football coaches are some of the biggest bullsh*tters on the planet and it is fun figuring out, what they really, truly want to say.

So without further ado, let’s go.

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DEREK MASON

“We have told Patton Robinette that he is our starting quarterback and we will stand behind him, win, lose or draw!”

“Hey, do I have to give a 30 day notice to break a lease?”

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BUTCH JONES

“This bye week comes at the perfect time for our football team. We have worked really hard up to this point and we need a few days off to recharge and come back focused and get ready to take on a Georgia football team that is as good as any team in the country, in all facets of the game and we will need every player and coach on top of their game if we want to have a chance to win this game next Saturday.”

“Zzzzzzzzzz”

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NICK SABAN

“Right now, we are a football team that is trying to find our identity. And we better play for a full 60 minutes or Florida will come in here and make this a long day. No more excuses.”

“I have talked to a few people in the know and they tell me, it is illegal to kill all of you in the media. But, “

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LES MILES

“IF YOU DON’T GET EXCITED WHEN YOU SEE ALABAMA, AUBURN, TEXAS A&M ON THE SCHEDULE, THEN YOU JUST NEED TO TURN AROUND, GO BACK TO WHERE EVER YOU ARE FROM….GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR AND SAY, HEY, IS MY HEART BEATING? AM I ALIVE?

“IF YOU DON’T GET EXCITED WHEN YOU SEE ALABAMA, AUBURN, TEXAS A&M ON THE SCHEDULE, THEN YOU JUST NEED TO TURN AROUND, GO BACK TO WHERE EVER YOU ARE FROM….GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR AND SAY, HEY, IS MY HEART BEATING? AM I ALIVE?

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MARK STOOPS

“I will not accept moral victories anymore as the head coach of the Kentucky Wildcats! No more! It is about winning and losing, and I don’t see a category for M’s.”

“STOP IT! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME! STOP IT! Yes, we have a football team at Kentucky. STOP LAUGHING AT ME!”

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STEVE SPURRIER

“Welp, it is Vanderbilt week. They are coming off a big win against a pretty good UMASS football team. Derek Mason is a good young coach. He was the DC at Stanford for 4 or 5 years. So, they will be ready for us.”

“Hey, hold up. UMASS has a football team? They do? And Vandy barely beat them? What happened to that other black dude with glasses? Penn State? You shittin’ me? Where is Paterno, dead?”

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WILL MUSCHAMP

“Give Kentucky credit last Saturday night. They did a lot of things right and we barely won that football game. Sure, a win is a win but we have a lot of things to correct and overall, we have to be better in everything we do if we want a chance to win against Alabama.”

“YEH, I LAUGH. I LAUGH, A LOT. I GOT A HELLUVA SENSE OF HUMOR. THE OTHER DAY, A LITTLE GIRL FELL OF HER BIKE, HIT MY MAILBOX AND CRIED. I LAUGHED.”

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BRETT BIELEMA

“Proud of the way we fought against Texas Tech after being down early. You know for some that wanted to jump off the bandwagon, we welcome you back on. This team is going places so come on back.”

“Hey, I meant to add. Because this IS Arkansas, we have a weight limit so only a few will be allowed to jump back on the bandwagon. Actually, we prefer you not to jump, just kinda ease in. What’s that? Jumping on the bandwagon is a figure of speech? Really? Interesting. Well sh*t.”