imagine background music playing YMCA's "In the Navy"The Obamalama administration denies that this US Navy-Marine recruiting video has anything to do with officers retiring faster than rats leaving a sinking ship.

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NEW US ARMY Hygiene film:Hi Gene, that little weiner reminds me... did you buy condoms at the PX?Of course, silly boy, I know the dangers of deviant sexual behavior.Then, both stare into camera and say, "Do YOU?"

Hustler's History of Ghey Sex draws an intriguing parallel between sausage and cake and the Reese's Candy commercial where two people bump into each other inadvertently mixing chocolate and peanut butter.

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