4) Its understood that in Glasgow and Edinburgh you are more likely to be cut and robbed. However only in Dundee, after stabbing and robbing you, will they suck your fucking eyeballs out of your skull.

a lovely city on the east coast of scotlandvery popular place for tourists to visit as it contains a lot of site of historic interest.
Dundee contains 2 major univeristies - The University of Dundee, and The University of Abertay!
There is a hospital called Ninewells hospital there and it is pioneering in the search for a cure for cancer.
Dundee has beautiful veiws out on the river tay.
People from Dundee are called Dundonians.. this is sometimes changed to Scumdonians by people who are retarded.
The dialect spoken there is Dundonian, and it is very similar Glasweigen apart from with a differnt accent obviously!
common dundonian words are

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In lyrics by The Roots, a reference to the hero of the movie Crocodile Dundee. Crocodile Dundee is a persona for Black Thought in several songs. Black Thought was 14 years old when the movie came out, so it must have been a teenage influence. The reference should be made clear by the word "outback", which means "the Australian wilderness", and also by the phrase "Dundee attire for MC hunting".

"It's jazzy, hip-hop hangin' in my head heavy
Malik said "Riq, you know the planet ain't ready
for the Half" when we comin' with the action pack
On some Dundee shit representin' the outback".

Dundee is most intelligent community in Britain, a Top Seven Intelligent Community in 2008 and 2007, the only British city to be nominated in 2008.

Grand Theft Auto was created in the city, a testament to the dramatic change from the depressing city of the 90's to the multicultural city it is today, with a burgeoning computer games industry and a centre for life sciences.

Dundee has 100% coverage of broadband in all households, businesses and institutions.

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Referring to the fictional character, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee, of the 1986 Australian comedy film "Crocodile Dundee". The title is used to compare a person to Crocodile Dundee due to their involvement and aquisition of alligator and/or crocodile leather.

From the song "Throw Some D's" by Rich Boy (Maurice Richards):

"Candy paint, Gator skin seats call me Dun Dee
Up in your hood I'm the one that you wanna be"