Kellen Winslow is Being Mocked For Boston Market Comment by Boston Market

Kellen Winslow and the infamous masturbation incident went into instant athlete lore this morning thanks to allegedly performing the act in a Target parking lot of all places — nailed it — and for having two, yes two, containers of Vaseline in the car, not to mention using the age old excuse to police that this all came about because he simply couldn’t find the local Boston Market.

Boston Market has wisely gone ahead and taken full advantage of the free publicity and done so in a fantastic way by poking fun of Winslow on Twitter, pointing out to the tight end that next time he use their handy store locator. Excellent work.

I just hope some stuffy Boston Market executive doesn’t deem the comment to be in “poor taste” and demand it be taken down.