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December 19, 2005

oddly correct

Those of you who really know me will see the resemblance in this week's horoscope from Nerve. This knowledge may also cause you a little discomfort...

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22) Putting your hands in your pockets feels good. The chilly weather gives you reason to fiddle around in there constantly this week, keeping continuous contact with those year-round Christmas presents from God [ed. note - this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while]. And what else do we find in those pockets? Money? Hooray! Keep in mind that the aforementioned holiday plants all sorts of fiscal traps for you, so when shopping for others, keep your hands in your pockets while browsing the overpriced shirts at Steven Alan and don't take them out till you get to Wholesale Liquidation Warehouse.