Vanity, thy name is Anne. That’s me! This week, I spent obscene sums on new glasses, very fancy, and teeth whitening. And skincare products, though a “Benny” card paid for that. I’m considering Juvederm in my lips too. And no, it’s not in response to this very apt article, though…

My publisher sent me an egg. This isn’t just any egg. It’s MY egg, the one that makes a cameo appearance in The Temple of Doubt, my very first book. I plan to use it for business cards, and as a stencil for all my walls, and maybe for tattoos….