Cosmo — Not! Episode 1

The Cosmos: the great unknown. These are the excursions of the spacecraft Business Venture. Its quinquennial objective: to research bizarre unspoiled planets, to investigate undocumented entities and newborn nations, to courageously proceed where no one has previously proceeded.
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As the craft's indicator panels merrily blink and bloop around you, you confidently relax in your chair as you savor the glory of your sorely deserved promotion.

>>40524511Due to Affirmative Action, your status as an endangered species put you on the fast track to interstellar success. You quickly rose through the ranks outwitting and outgunning all who opposed you.

Now, with your recent promotion to management on the Business Venture, you are in the position to do the least amount of harm.