DID you laugh when you saw texting Cathy Marrero tumble into the fountain at a shopping mall? If you did, then shame on you. And you’d best get a lawyer because Cathy Marrero is not one to be laughed at. No siree.

The 49-year-old is not amused. So. shs’s going to sue. She will begin by suing the mall in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania. She says the staff who saw her fall into the fountain laughed. How very dare they! Says she:

“I saw the water coming at me, I could see the pennies and nickels at the bottom of the fountain and then I was in it.'”

Mrs Marrero seems to have a more sophisticated sense of humour than mere pratt falls. They may be ok for Charlie Chaplin, but this woman is one for detail. Seinfeld would consider the nickle a golden element in any retelling of the incident.

And she has more:

“My issue is I don’t think security was professional because they didn’t send anyone to check on me until 20 minutes later and I had already left.”

…another one with a sense of humour lobotomy, never mind not using the half a brain she has (maybe)…. serves her right for not paying attention, I hope they throw the book at her for wasting everybody’s time….!

June

Perhaps her mum didn’t tell her to look where she was going? I thought when the youtube first came out that she was teenager, but at her age, well abandon hope missus

Who gave up the video to youtube? That’s what she should be suing over.

dairy

Ms Trendy – she shouldn’t be suing at all, that’s the whole point….. if the silly cow didn’t want the ridicule, she shoudn’t have come forward and most of the world would never have known who she was, but of course, she wants her 15 minutes of fame, doesn’t she….? I find it unbelievable that any solicitor with half a brain would take on such a case….