First off, I’m now serving compulsory military service in my home nation (no prize for guessing which)- for two years no less. I’m sort of 1/4 of the way there but the road there was kind of an interest killer. tl;dr procrastination felt good.

I’m doing this to improve my own Japanese in hopes of one day taking my JLPT (code: I’m a lazy shit who prefers doing jack to taking actual tests. Hell, walking more than 15 minutes from my house to anywhere else is considered :effort:) and getting a nice piece of paper that acts as e-peen viagra (if you’re into that sort of thing).

First off, my translator died. Real Life, blah blah. A bit of a shock to me, but I figured since I have slightly above-average comprehension of Moonrune Grammar and Vocab, I might as well try to brush up my skills further by translating. I may not have the skills of the dude who came before me- so yeah. But HEY, if anyone thinks they can help me out, and tell me what the hell I’m fucking up, join me as TL check or something, I don’t rape, or bite, or whatever.