what next?

In one week, I get a speeding ticket, my mother dies, my kid gets a double ear infection, my cv axel goes out in my truck, I get to figure a way to help pay for a 10 thousand dollar funeral, my gold fish dies, while I'm gone a lot taking care of stuff my dog pisses all over my house and tears my garbage apart in my house, I miss a weeks load of college and get docked some points so good by deans list, my boyfriend is totally not understanding why I don't get his laundry done and wants to yell at me about it. Like I said what the hell is next! I finally just got to the point of such anger I could only look at the sky and say "GOOD ONE!"