Trading Countries

I have the ultimate solution to this problem of Japan buying up most of our valuable real estate. Why don`t we just make a package deal? All of America for the Japanese islands plus $10 trillion.

Just look what that will do for us. We get nice, perfect islands for those of us who haven`t fled to Canada, and they get all of our problems like drugs, crime, poor school grades, pollution, political greed, etc.

When they realize what a mess they bought, we can buy it back at a discount and never have to suffer the disappointments of reading that they bought, of all places, Rockefeller Center.