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Source(google.com.pk)If you've landed here in search of a sweet sonnet or other classically romantic line to share with a loved on this Valentine's Day, you might not have come to the right place. But if jokes about the notoriously divisive holiday by some of our favorite comedians is what you're looking for, then we've got you covered.Check out what 15 different comedians have said in their acts about the day where every person -- not just those in relationships -- has the chance to be emotionally disappointed. If there's one thing about Valentine's Day that Stephen Colbert, Aisha Tyler, Mike Birbiglia and the rest of the comics can agree on, it's that there's always room to take it less seriously. Vote for your favorites!Teens love to celebrate Valentine's Day. The heady mix of first love, freedom, and hormones, make an interesting combination for Valentine's Day. Enjoy this collection of cute Valentine's Day quotes and share it with the one you love. If you feel nervous about confessing your love, use these cute Valentine's Day quotes to woo your sweetheart.Leo TolstoyAll, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.Are we not like two volumes of one book?Lao TzuBeing deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.John BunyanBetter let my heart be without words, than my words without heart.Grey LivingstonCandle light, moon light, star light The brightest glow is from love light.Robert BrowningGrow old along with me, the best is yet to be.Pixie FoudreI love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.Rabindranath TagoreI seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.Winnie the PoohIf ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart... I’ll always be with you.Winnie the PoohIf there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.La RochefoucauldIf we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.J. P. RichterIn women everything is heart, even the head.Andre GideIt is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.E. E. CummingsKisses are a better fate than wisdom.James A. BaldwinLove does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.Joyce Carol OatesLove doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.Robert FrostLove is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.French ProverbLove is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch.Jerome K. JeromeLove is like the measles; we all have to go through it.R. Buckminster FullerLove is metaphysical gravity.John KeatsLove is my religion - I could die for it.Sean ConneryLove may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.David ViscottTo love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.Oscar WildeWhen you really want love you will find it waiting for you.OMG Valentine's day is today? Dammit, I forgot to get a boyfriend again. Ahhh this lovely holiday graces us yet again. As if tripping over the roses addressed to my roommate and the ones on my awful co-workers desk weren't enough to make me want to eat an absurd amount of chocolates (heavily discounted starting today)... I can now thank all of my friends on Facebook and Twitter for suddenly becoming crazy cheesy romantics on this very day. Normally I try to live in the moment but today I'm just looking forward tomorrow. Luckily, I have some amazing single girlfriends so we shall hit the town tonight and toast being sexy & single. ~Anonymous Anti-Valentine's Day postIf you're feeling a bit blah about Valentine's Day this year...you're not alone! The day is almost over and reality will soon be here but until then enjoy a laugh or two with our 25 favorite anti-Valentine's Day quotes...A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closedA pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the worldA government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.aI distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.I intend to live forever. So far, so good.I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.