I’m feeling silly today, so I’m going to dust off a game that Kristabella used to play on her blog a few years back. The rules are simple: Given the choice of each pair of people below, irrelevant of gender, you have to pick which one you’d sleep with. Choosing death instead is not an option.

Let’s begin, shall we?

The Classic Vampire Matchup

Dracula Bela Lugosi

vs.

Dracula Gary Oldman

The Those Masks Have To Come Off Some Time Matchup

Jason Voorhees

vs.

Michael Myers

The Hot TV Moms Matchup

Lily Munster

vs.

Morticia Addams

The Vampire Hunter Matchup

Blade

vs.

Van Helsing

The Tortured Gothic Poet Matchup

Lord Byron

vs.

Edgar Allan Poe

The Creepy Dead Girl Matchup

Kayako from The Grudge

vs.

Sadako from Ringu

The C’mere You Little Zipperneck Matchup

Frankenstein’s Monster

vs.

Herman Munster

The Oh Hell No Matchup

Pennywise

vs.

Pinhead

The Videogame Vixen Matchup

Alice from Resident Evil

vs.

Rayne from Bloodrayne

The How About Both, Can I Choose Both Matchup

Eric Northman

vs.

Alcide Herveaux

Leave your choices in the comments (feel free to expand on why you made each choice). And remember…Death is not an option.

• Gary Oldman
• Knife to the face (not mine)
• Morticia Addams
• VAN HELSING!!! (DH and I did Van Helsing/Anna Valerious one year because he loves his duster and I love Kate Beckinsale)
• Byron. (to the syphilis/tuberculosis debate, I shall add: syphilis is more fun to catch)
• Fall asleep watching TV.
• That really depends on what we’d be doing in bed. Can I go with Young Frankenstein’s Monster? He go some moves!
• Pinhead.
• Both!
• eh. Deferred until I can see a photo where their muscles don’t look like the Governator.

Death should totally be an option. You could pick between Death from Discworld or Death from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, or between either of the aforementioned Deaths and Death from The Seventh Seal, or any of the aforementioned Deaths and the Death from the Endless pantheon, or between any of the aforementioned Deaths and Cake.

gary oldman. it would be fun to watch chevalier squirm as i describe sex with his god in excruciating detail. i am a terrible wife, but i’m fun at parties.

michael myers, because i like the way he pauses to reflect on occasion. rich interior life. also- i’d laugh at the shatner mask, and sex should be funny.

morticia is a sexy broad, while lily is just looney tunes. no contest.

blade. if you’d posted the anthony hopkins van helsing things might have gone differently, but if hugh jackman is even so much as bi i will eat my socks after a run. he would be passionless and uninteresting.

byron. mad, bad, and dangerous to know. sounds good for an evening, and terrible long term.

sadako, because otherwise i would scream like a little girl.

herman’s like a giant puppy that could be trained to do tricks. sometimes that is appealing.

pinhead. oddly, i always found him sexy. it may be the resemblance to billy corgan.

alice. absolutely.

difficult, but i’m in the mood for men with facial hair lately. so i go with alcide.

can we play this game all the time? i love it! may steal this one for my blog, but every matchup will be against an alan rickman character. too much? ; )

Gary Oldman – pop those shades and that hat off and there’s potential.
Jason Voorhees – rugged is hotter.
Lily Munster? I like Yvonne DeCarlo.
Van Helsing (I’m sorry, but I didn’t have to even think about this one.)
Lord Byron… I think…?
Hubs and I think Sadako seems to have a tad more potential. The huge eye thing creeps us both out.
Frankenstein’s Monster (Munster is in the friend zone with that grin.)
Having an even harder time with hell. It’s more like hail naw.
Um, Rayne?
Alcide resembles the hubs, I’ll take him! Although I’ve never had a blonde before…
And if Death is an option, I choose (Meet) Joe Black.

Dracula Gary Oldman — he is way sexier than Bela Lugosi
Jason Voorhees — he seems manlier
Morticia Addams — she is way hot!
Van Helsing — no contest.
Edgar Allan Poe — I think he would be all brooding and romantic, it wouldn’t be until after that he got all crazy, and I don’t want the syph
Herman Munster — the other Frankie is scary
Pinhead — He is kind of hot, and I am terrified of clowns!
Alice from Resident Evil, although it was a hard choice, they are both beautiful.
Alcide Herveaux…or Eric..