This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me! Mypenis is turning orange!" The doctor sats, "Well, what do you do for aliving?" The man replies, "I'm unemployed. I just sit at home all dayeating Cheetos and watching pornos."******************************************************masturbating - sent by wanker - E-mail: basker99@hotmail.com

Once a docter had a sex connection with a nurse.doc usually used condoms, when he was having sex.oneday when he was having sex with the nurse ,condom has removed and gone inside of vegina.he tried to take it out ,for that he used a small stick.by the way he missed the stick also inside of vegina.after 9 months and 10 days borned a baby with the walking stick and a cap on the hed.