Spenard Bar... Featuring real Alaskans and friends
This year we're bringing Spenard to the playa, If you've never been, Spenard was built on and continues to exist on booze, prostitution, and drugs(due to the laws of the state of Nevada there will be no gifting of drugs), so we will have to double down on the booze and whoring. Everyone is accepted and invited to join the debautchory, come perform your rite of passage to become a true Spenardian, watch in awe as performance artists utilize our stage with its long pole and blacklight setup. Join us for Spenardi Gras, drink some hurricanes and get yourself an Alaskan gold nugget Spenardi Gras necklace, come back for the Fur Rondevous sporting your best fur, or if your furless, we'll fur you up Spenard style......

Doc.. we will try our best to bring a bit of the "Koots" to the Playa for you !!
you'll also have to try swinging from the silks this year and not just spinning on the pole...
(oh, BTW, we'll have a taste from Pat's for you)

Doc... Were throwing the biggest party that Koots ever throws, Spenardi Gras, and were serving hurricanes mixed with patty o's very own mix, so you can't go wrong.....unless we served spam, so that a no on the spam

OK JR, so which night are you planning to have Spenardi Gras? Must clear my schedule and get the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse loaded with lovely ladies and cruise on over. I presume you will be having customized plastic souvenir cups for your special guests. That would make for a nice party indeed.

I learned from the best Doc ! I will have Moose nugget necklaces for everyone (talk about authentic "beads")
I have also been concerned about this propagnda from the Kernul and Terminal City in regards to BDCWB... yes, a fizzball challenge is in order !
we want to challenge the victors !!!!!!!

Then it's a foregone conclusion you will be challenging us. We will take it to those bozos on their turf, but you and your antlered snow grubbers will be forced to come to our little slice of hell. Look out for Felony Arson's screwball, it can be a real killer.

Uh, JR, let's say for a moment you don't get placed and therefore have no access to EA passes. Last year 30% of those camps who requested were denied, which is how BM Button Camp and Camp Wet Dreams became part of our, well, your old Village. You know you can always come home again. Just saying. We've been friends a long time and "mi casa es tu casa". Or some such shit.

there's a reason why BDCWB is so awesome Doc, thanks so much !!
we can only keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best....
just have to remember to bring plenty of C notes to toss on the ground in front of Felony....

We've already put in a shout out in our last newsletter for a couple of cases of cheap beer (Keystone Light to be precise). And I think we're going to have a Fizzball "game" with Terminal Village. So grab a bat and let's play Fizzball!

safety is VERY important on the Playa .. thats why it's third on our list (as you well know) and we will have Camp as well as individual meetings as often as necessary.... I do expect you two to participate and adjust your attitudes to an elevated, safer level....