What I think about things, sometimes.
Right now I'm slowly writing up the Alpha course I did at the end of last year, giving an account of all 9 sessions and the residential weekend. Atheist, if you're wondering.

8. Golden Notebook - Doris LessingEpic, deep, raw, honest. This book will affect how you think, but it deserves your absolute attention. Took me ages.

9. Blink - Malcolm GladwellCompletely underwhelming when compared to "The Tipping Point". This book pissed me right off with its lazy conclusions.

10. The good man jesus and the Scoundrel Christ - Philip PullmanMarvellous retelling of the gospels, with Jesus Christ as a pair of twins. Sumptuously clever

11. Duluth - Gore VidalA feast of a colourful, futuristic story with cool post-modern breaks from the narrative. Really inventive and funny. A gem.

12. PopCo - Scarlet ThomasThis book is as vacuous as it is disappointing. Girl vs. the Evil Corporation fare, with nothing new to say whatsoever.

13. House of Suns -Alistair ReynoldsGreat modern Sci-fi. A perfect blend of Asimov and Banks. Makes you feel a sense of how vast the galaxy really is, and a good yarn too. All technologies theoretically possible - no faster-than- light travel.

14. Blueprint for a safer planet - Nicholas SternHard work to read, but worthwhile. Comprehensive in its argument for urgent action against climate change, from an economic perspective.

15. The picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar WildeSimply a brilliant novel, with classic discussions about youth and beauty.

16. The enchantress of Florence - Salman RushdieA relatively sraightforward (for Rushdie) semi-historical tale interweaving Medici-era Florence and the Empire of Akbar the Great. Rich and vivid as ever, with a little bewilderment along the way.

17. The Prince - Niccolo MachiavelliA natural book to read after "the Enchantress of Florence" (in which Machiavelli appears as a character). An informative book, should you ever find yourself in charge of a city-state.

18. History of the world in 10 1/2 chapters - Julian BarnesSurprisingly profound collection of 10 stories with a vague thread running through. Amazing description of heaven at the end, with a memorable discussion about the value of eternal life.

19. Moab is my washpot - Stephen FryFunny, gritty, annoying, shocking, funny. I like him less after reading this, but respect him even more.

20. Shame -Salman RushdieA confusing mess of a book, as well as a brilliant semi-mythical retelling of the political history of Pakistan. Brilliant. Irritating.

21. The Eternal Champion - Michael Moorcock.Really crap pulp sci-fi. The surprisingly murderous end is the only redeeming element in the thing.

22. The Big Sleep

23. Farewell My lovely

24. The Long Goodbye – Raymond chandler

I’ve never bothered with detective-type books in the past, so when Beatrice lent me this collection of three books in one volume I wasn’t expecting to get on with it. As it turned out, all three books were excellent – I couldn’t pick a favourite. I loved the laser-beam focus of the narrative, told through the dead-pan eyes of private detective Philip Marlowe. There’s not a wasted line throughout and I was surprised at how brutal some of it turned out to be.

25. The Descent into Hell – Dante

This is an abridged version of Dante’s Inferno. I love a good description of Hell, so this seemed like a good bet. This translation didn’t just recite the original text but converted it into a rhyming metre. Purists might not like that, but for me it meant I could just let the story flow over me without having to work too hard, and I like that.

26. The Trial – Franz Kafka

I can’t believe it took me so long to get around to reading this. I’ve read a few of Kafka’s writings but this is the one that gets referred to the most (the term Kafkaesque, I think, refers to The Trial in the same way that “Orwellian” refers to 1984).

It’s not always an enjoyable read, especially where he goes into numbing detail about the various processes of the state, but that’s sort of the point. You need to see the detail in order to fully appreciate the frustrations of Joseph K as the story unfolds. You must read this book.

27. The Vesuvius Club – Mark Gatiss

In search of a little light relief, I though I’d give Mark Gatiss (League of Gentlemen) a go. I use the word enjoyable a lot, I know, but this book was VERY enjoyable. It stars a guy called Lucifer Box, who is a spy. This book is exciting, funny and very dirty. If you want to enjoy a filthy adventure story written beautifully, then read this.

28. Frankenstein – Mary Shelley

As with a lot of the books I’ve read this year, I chose this one because it gets referred to a lot and I wanted to actually know about it. I loved it. Profoundly sad and beautiful, this is one I will read several more times during my life. It seems to start off a bit drab, but if you persevere with it you’ll be rewarded. This book is by no means dull. It’s deep and tense.

29. The Female Eunuch – Germaine Greer

Without further ado, here is my favourite book of the year. I read it in order to educate myself about feminism a little, but I ended up having my worldview torn up. I was expecting to find it irritating and one-sided, based on what I’d heard about it, and also based upon what one hears so-called feminists saying.

For me, the book is a humanist one. She calls for the salvation of men AND women; men need to be liberated from their conditioning and so do women, for their mutual benefit.

Her view of the Stereotype and the mechanics of how prejudice is perpetuated and how gender roles are reinforced can all be applied to any form of prejudice you’d care to mention, including racism and homophobia.

She says the odd thing that grates, but these things are far outweighed by the sheer volume of insights and revelations. You’ll feel the wool being pulled from your eyes. If you are a woman or a man who feels that you are being forced to conform to what society wants you to be, read this book and you will arm yourself with all the weapons you need in order to happily tell your oppressors and the rest of the world to fuck right off.

It’s written in a way that assumes you are intelligent and it’s laugh-out-loud funny in many places. I’ve never read a book with the word “cunt” written so many times. I also never realized that Greer is a serious Shakespeare scholar and she references his plays and sonnets throughout this book.

30. The vanishing Face of Gaia – James Lovelock

Lovelock invented Gaia theory and he reminds you of this throughout this tedious book. I read this in another bid to know my enemy. Vain environmentalists like to cite Gaia theory so I wanted a bit more info on it.

Lovelock has given up on trying to save the environment, and now believes that we should prepare for a future where the UK is essentially a lifeboat for humanity. The idea in itself is not wholly flawed, but his constant “I told you so” tone is pathetic.

He does know a lot about certain technical aspects of climate mechanics, and indeed he has made lots of discoveries and predictions about how climate works. However, he believes they are all attributable to Gaia theory when, in fact, each of them can be attributed to normal science.

At one point he says “it would be wrong of me to say that scientists are ignorant of the complexities of climate” when he’s just spent the previous couple of chapters saying precisely that. He’s a headline-stealing self-publicist.

31+

After finishing The Female Eunuch, I was gripped by a desire to know more about Shakespeare. All through my life I have understood only a fraction of the numerous references to his plays, sonnets, characters and storylines. I don’t want to go through the rest of my life in ignorance of this body of work, so I set about reading them – expecting it to be a trudge. I started with Romeo and Juliet, as I suspected it would be the easiest to follow – everybody knows the story. Thankfully, I found R+J to be absolutely captivating and I became hungry for more

I’ve been reading the New Penguin editions of the plays, as they have a commentary that fills in the gaps in your knowledge (old words and turns of phrase, as well as historical context etc) and extensive and useful introductions. The order I have read them in has largely been dictated by the order in which I find them in charity shops.

31. Romeo And Juliet

32. Hamlet

33. A midsummer nights dream

34. Much Ado About Nothing

35. Coriolanus

36. King Lear

37. Richard II

38. The Tempest

39. Julius Caesar

40. Antony and Cleopatra

41. The Winter's Tale

42. Othello

43. As You Like It

44. Comedy of Errors

45. Titus Andronicus

46. Timon of Athens

47. Macbeth

48. Henry IV Part 1

49. Twelfth Night

50. Measure for Measure

Some are obviously better than others, but without fail all of the plays have gems scattered liberally throughout them. Some of the stories are frankly daft, but where the story is contrived you’ll find that this was necessary in order for a character to have a certain thought, or feel a certain emotion and for Shakespeare to then describe these things in the way that only he seems capable of.

My favourite is probably still Romeo and Juliet in terms of pure beauty, but I love all of the plays so far in one way or another. Other highlights for me were Othello, Coriolanus, Hamlet, Julius Ceasar, Antony and Cleopatra, titus Andronicus, Timon of Athens and Measure for Measure. I won’t bother with specific descriptions of my thoughts on each of them as they were all rewarding.

17 more plays to go, but I’ve hit my 50 book target and am pretty pleased with myself.