Thursday, December 11, 2014

Holiday Trolling

Well, this Christmas season, it seems "Elf on a Shelf" is all the rage! There are entire Pinterest Boards devoted to ways of cleverly hiding the elf wherever it may strike the most fear in a child's heart.

Allow me to turn into Old Man McCain for a moment and say "Pah! I spit on your Elf on a Shelf and introduce you to what WE had to deal with back in the day: Gnome in Your Home! (And get off my lawn while you're at it!)":

"Can't decide if I should steal her and replace her with a piece of wood or just eat her!"