a swift kick in the cahounnies followed up by a powered elbow to the
back of the cranium then a knee drop to the back of the neck, do a roll over
with a double claw scrapping the face and eyes ending with a cupped palm pop
to the ears. Shouldn't get back up.

Id give the alien a dollar/euro whatever.
And then id tell him that we kill others for that dollar,we bleed for that dollar,we sell kids for that dollar,we corrupt our selves for that
dollar,we waste our entire lives for that dollar so we are that rotten piece of paper.
That kinda sums up our history doesn't it?

Give them a complete boxed set of Star Trek DVD's and tell them this is actually a true history and if they ever try anything well send Captain Kirk
to kick their butts. Yes I know its the plot to Galaxy Quest but what the heck.

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