Friday, October 2, 2009

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Texas Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural TX and talks with an old farmer..

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspectYour ranch for illegally grown drugs.'

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Sheriff verbally explodes saying,'Mister, I have the authority of theSheriffs Department with me..' ReachingInto his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudlydisplays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I amallowed to go wherever I wish....on any land. No questions asked oranswers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely andGoes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screamsAnd spies the Sheriff running for his life and close behind is thefarmer's bull..

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriffis clearly terrified.....

The old farmer immediately throws downHis tools, runs to the fence and yellsAt the top of his lungs......

About Me

I'm an outdoors busybee, don't like to be tied down, like to be free, like my collection of animals, don't like to cook, threw my oven out on the front lawn, always laughing, always moving and on the go, tall, playful, sexy, looking for enrichment in everyday, hardworking, love to eat and relax with my favorite blanky.