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Ok, so wtf is up with this dress? First of all, the cut at the top is not doing K-Fug any favors. There is like ZERO support in that thing. She has a serious case of pancake boob, not to mention that it looks like the thing could come down at any moment because of a sheer lack of anything it could adhear itself to on Hudson’s body.

The idea of a fishtail dress is to show off curves, or to help create them. But that top is completely covering where her hips should be and it looks like it needs to be hoisted up about 4 inches and possibly worn under a smart suit with a pencil skirt or something as an “accent” piece. But as a full gown, it’s not working for me.

Also, that pattern is totally crazy. It looks like something a whimsical drag queen named Gia Metrica might wear, or something Glenn Close’s character Cruella Deville would have worn in 101 Dalmations. Next time, Hudson should stick to something a little more “safe” and leave the craziness to someone else like Chloe Sevigny or Bjork.

Check out Brooke Hogan, at the Bejeweled Swimwear show on October 1st.

Why won't someone just LOVE ME, already?!

Take note, all you tan-a-holics: too much fake tanning makes you look like you’re 20 years older than you are! No one wants to date a leather face.

(P.S. Did you guys see that her mom was recently arrested for speeding, 20 miles over the limit? No joke. And this is after her son got in such a huge speeding wreck his best friend, 22-year old John Graziano, is in a coma and will likely remain so. What a f@#$ing douchebag.)

At least Eugenie dresses moderately, doesn’t have crazy eyes, and knows to keep her mouth shut. Princess Beatrice, on the other hand, is dressed in an apron (as befits a redheaded stepchild). Can’t she afford a stylist? I don’t understand!

Fashion is art, and art should be INSPIRED, not imitative. I’m not a fan of this ensemble, part of the Christian Lacroix Ready To Wear Spring 2009 collection that was launched today as a part of Paris fashion week.