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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Bratz Doll Popsicles Are Terrifying

For the uninitiated, Bratz is a heavy-lidded doll who wears chunky heels, teensy skirts, and has the beestung lips of Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Here's what Bratz is supposed to look like in popsicle form:

And here's what you actually get:

That's right, what appears to be a dead-eyed little girl screaming in horror. It kind of makes sense -- she was created for the sole purpose of little kids going all bath-salts on her and eating her face.

In fact, once Gut Check started eating, her expression was disturbingly apt: