Hey Gamzee: Nepeta looks like she's having a lotta fun. I bet you could do that too. Pick up the girl seeing starfish and all swirly-eyed from the crash, and give her a swinebeast ride to whereever your leader is going.

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I know where the fur is from. And so does Equius. I guess I was being too subtle.

Actual spoiler in in the spoiler tags here: I was trying to tactfully sneak in a sub-plot where Equius is a cop "on-the-take," so his moirailship (moirailitude?) with Nepeta could be part of this story. Also, the idea of him sweating nervously about being "found out" for "associating with gutterblood criminal scum" could be funny. "Is he sweating because he's nervous?" "I dunno, how is it different from his normal sweaty self?"

You listen in on their conversation. They say stuff about how they robbed a jewelry store a few minutes before.
One of them also flips out because apparently another one of them accidentally kidnapped you.

Okay okay, calm down. Or at least flip your shit a little more quietly. Maybe you can still polish this turd to a shine, or get some lipstick on this porkrodent, or whatever that fuckin' metaphor is. Time to do what you do best: take charge, improvise, and lie like a shameless motherfucker.
What would you do next if you PLANNED on kidnapping the princess?> Time for a new plan. A master plan.