“With the growing popularity around the LFL, younger and younger
girls are starting to dream of playing LFL football. In recent
months and years, parents of young ladies routinely contact LFL
league offices inquiring about everything ranging from what size
football do you use to what form of training should I place my
daughter into now to prepare her for LFL Football.”

Parents asking about the proper size of a football? Maybe. But
“routinely contacting” the league – for “years” – about preparing
their young ladies for scantily clad football? Seems
unlikely.