I look forward to the day that Honey Boo Boo becomes popular enough to invite guest stars in.

Just think, Snookie and her crotchfruit visiting Honey Boo Boo to share in a discussion of quantum theory. Or maybe Justin Bieber coming down to serenade one of the kids while debating who the greatest 19th century American author is.

OK TLC. I've done the hard work for you. Now send me money or hire me as a programming exec.

Imagine if the last time space aliens checked up on us was when the pyramids were being built, and suddenly their radio signal receivers start to pick up Honey Boo Boo, Jersey Shore and the Kardashians.