whaqt do you consider "fighting"? Does submission fighting experience prepare one for standup fighting? Why Does Roylers standup suck so much?

By fighting I mean under MMA rules. Possibly with groin shots. I think I have a decent jab and a good roundhouse, but it's not going to stop a BJJ BB from taking me down and sidechokeing my ignorant ass.

And no one knows why Royler's standup is sucktastic.

Chinese people in NC -- not that many of them. So the adults vary a lot in age, and thus the kids. When the adults have a party, they bring their variously aged kids. I feel like such a dick because the people working won't talk to a college senior, and I really can't relate to young kids.

This guy is straight Bullshido, there seems to be a freaking TKD Bullshido war in the Raleigh area between all of the TKD schools. The nexus is getting so big no one is safe. So I understand exactly what you mean, having gotten stuck in the BS.

Interesting...he calls himself a Grand Master in English, yet in the Hangul on his sight he calls himself a Sabum 사범, which is normally translated as master, though it is the exact equivalent of the Japanese term Shihan, meaning Master Model.

Seriously Hwang the whole I can "bite grappling" defense is so wrong. Unless you have strange vampire like skills to drain energy all you will do is seriously piss someone off.

Hwrang,

If you don't have Vampire skills stop brushing your teeth for a few years. Then your saliva will become as poisonous as a Komodo Dragon's. Bite the fucker you're fighting. He'll still kick the **** out of you, worse than he was planning to because now he's angry at you for biting.

But in a few days all that bacteria will cause him to die.

Then you can tell people that you killed him with your delayed-kill Dim Mak techniques. The grappler will be a bloated corpse by then and won't be able to tell anyone that you bit him and it got infected.

Than you'll be da man!

This plan fails if:
a) You can't get your saliva to be as deadly as a Komodo Dragon's
b) You're too much of a wuss to puncture his skin
c) He sees a doctor and gets the wound treated

And the bad breath will limit your chandes of getting laid.
My advice - just learn to grapple.