UPDATE MARCH 2018: the following update is still accurate. UPDATE NOVEMBER 2017: I am not looking for any new partners currently. Should that change, I will update you...

In a way, it's kinda flattering that no one reads the above statement. Like, you just see me and get so excited about this prospect that you have to reach out!! ... but it's mostly just annoying.

October 2017: Not that anyone reads this, but I'm looking for fun, attractive people that can work around my random schedule. I'm interested in longer term things with the right person as I'm fairly selective. I like connections with SUBSTANCE. I can just get fucked by any of you randos no problem, I want that intangible chemistry though. I'm not very submissive so move along if you're very interested in that. I'm fairly open sexually so long as there is chemistry. My husband is not involved at all in my activities, so I can be all yours for the evening . And yes, he does know about all of it. I'm allowed overnights, but my free time is mostly day play or late nights. That is my weekday availability, weekends are a rare time for me to play. I'm largely driven by fun, so if you want to take me skydiving or some other extreme thing, hit me up! I'm equal parts silly, sassy and sweet, but not usually at the same time. Hope you catch me while I'm feeling sweet...

I am a big time NERD. I'll talk with you about video games, books, movies, TV, board games... Other questions, simply ask. I'm usually pretty nice

My Ideal PersonWell, I love everyone... but Ideally - you're not too old, have that wanderlust, confident and have a place to host me. I like chill, mature people. I bet about 90% of you think you fit that, but in my experience only about 10% of you do.

I like to let our relationship define itself so I won't try to force anything there.