The ''You`re Banned'' Game

The game is pretty simple. Think of a crazy reason for the last person to get banned. Anyone can 'ban' at any time.
Make sure you ban the person that posted before you (no backtracking), and only one ban per post
[no actual members banned during this game]

Examples:
Banned for having a sig with text
Banned for having no sig
Banned for using a computer
Banned for caring
Banned for coming to this site

Being a Cynic isn't that bad. Either I'm right or I am pleasantly surprised.