Bitter Australian Male Nurses who are still ****** off that the Berlin Wall came down and hate anybody who earns more than 2 dollars a hour.
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Are you talking about one of your 2 fathers again? That's why you hate Australians and communists isn't it? One of your fathers was an Australian male nurse, the other was a Soviet Commie recruiter. Stop out self loathing the Jews ripper... it's very sad that you won't own up to your heritage.

To add to the list then:

Bitter kiwi teenagers who still haven't hit puberty (they'll drop soon enough ripper, try not to worry), who wish they were Jewish and American because they can't accept that their country is powerless in the international community.

Bono: For singing a duet with Kylie. Can't wait for his next turn as the new frontman for the wiggles.........(P.S. Hope Greg gets better).

Bob Geldof: For saying New Zealander's were not contributing enough money to third world countries - **** off Bob!, we ARE a third world country!!

Lady Di: Now tell me again, how did she make my life better??

John Howard: Look closely behind him and you'll see Bush's arm up there somewhere........

Paris Hilton: Money cannot buy you a personality, but it can pretty much buy you anything else.

Helen Clarke: Couple of bolts out the side of her head wouldn't go amiss.......

Edgar J Hoover: The cross-dressing kinda put me off........oh, and the small fact he stood by whilst the Mafia took over the United States!

Neil Armstrong: Cmon Neil, time to fess up, you weren't really on the moon were you? The fact you came back alive wearing only a bit of aluminium cooking foil for protection sort of tipped us off..........

O.J Simpson.

O.J Simpsons prosecuters: How did you lose the case with so much evidence pointing to guilt!? Then you had the audacity to sell your story for millions about how you botched the unbotchable!

Stevo (rugby league commentator): Surely it's a wind up, you really don't know THAT little about rugby league do you?

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Bitter Australian Male Nurses who are still ****** off that the Berlin Wall came down and hate anybody who earns more than 2 dollars a hour.
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Are you talking about one of your 2 fathers again? That's why you hate Australians and communists isn't it? One of your fathers was an Australian male nurse, the other was a Soviet Commie recruiter. Stop out self loathing the Jews ripper... it's very sad that you won't own up to your heritage.

To add to the list then:

Bitter kiwi teenagers who still haven't hit puberty (they'll drop soon enough ripper, try not to worry), who wish they were Jewish and American because they can't accept that their country is powerless in the international community.
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Don't forget Irish ancestory, I need to funnel money into the IRA.

Moving on

= People who think the moon landing was a hoax
= People who think 9/11 was a big George Bush plot
= Green Party members who hate anything fun, or anything that makes our lives easier.

The minority of Scots and Welsh who go beyond "banter" and just try and bait you at every opportunity and feel that somehow, down in London, evil Englishmen who have monocles and twizzle moustaches and have top hats and capes and tie virgin maidens to train tracks are somehow plotting the downfall of Scotland and Wales

That really annoys me. Especially when I seem to be the f***ing "English nation Customer Service agent" when I am in Aberdeen and thus ALL the whinging and moaning from the Scots gets aimed directly at me!

Oh yeah and Glenn McGrath. He's a ponce who mouths off too much and when goes off and sulks when he gets egg on his face. Like say when England won the ashes last year, oh no! We shot down McGrath's ego by not fulfilling his prediction that Australia would win in a "five match white wash."