Jason Babin Shot by Andy Reid in Trent Cole’s Garage, Danny Watkins is Healed, Ryan Howard at the Top of a Mountain

Tim McManus over at Philly Mag may have just written the headline of the century:

Ah yes, I remember those days… behind the bicycle rack and next to the mouse traps. It’s how I became a…

… oh, right, the story. Yeah, Jason Babin got the call from Andy Reid while he was in Trent Cole’s garage. The two are hunting buddies, as you can see from the photo (together, they’ve sacked more deer than quarterbacks this year… that’s not really a joke, I’m guessing it’s true).

Speaking of the shitstorm that is the FTIP (football team in Philadelphia), there’s some curious things going on with the offensive line. Dallas Reynolds may be unable to play against the Cowboys (when the Eagles are 10-point underdogs, according to SportsBetting.ag), so Evan Mathis took some snaps at center in practice today. Magically, Danny Watkins’ chronic ankle injury (code for he's not that good) healed, as he stepped in to play left guard. I enjoyed this Tweet from CSN’s Reuben Frank:

"Amazing how quickly Danny Watkins' ankle healed now that the Eagles need a left guard," Jeff McLane at practice.

Kyle, I don’t think that you could make your ad post look more shitty if you tried. Horrible. I wouldn’t click on any of those ads just because they bother me from a visual perspective. Didn’t they teach Marketing 101 and the V?