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The eyePhone, it can do anything! Except tell you about Fallout 4. Frequent eyeOS updates add cool new features, such as the mutie-detector, and the anti-government sedition remover. (Crimson Eagle)

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ET&T: Reach out and kill some mutant. (Agent_c)

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"The Enclave is proud to preset the new iPboy! Just like the Enclave, its equipped with the best tech available! Sadly, that tech is never utilized for anything useful and it gets stomped out by its competitors... just like the Enclave! Now featuring the new "mutie detector"* app!" (Aleksandr the Great)

The scribes are still struggling to break into Col. Autumn's phone, despite trying all the usual codes, 7-0-4, and 2-1-6, they also tried 'Fuck you', but it just made it mad. (Raul the Ghoul)

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The new Enclave phone, making you a great patriot with no extra mutations! (Energy X)

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We present the brand new Enclave Phone. 100% American. Listen to ALL speeches and monologues of John Henry Eden and Dick Richardson and the Enclave Radio broadcast! Comes with a 6.7 MP Carl Zeiss camera, same brand that produces lenses for the USSA! Buy it right now and we'll send you an exclusive U.S. flag case. Warranty does not apply to Brotherhood members. (Mbc0102)

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Dateline: Rockville, MD

This week’s announcement

I’ve been saying for a while that Bethesda/Zenimax would have to start talking about something new once Wolfenstien hit the shelves. My brief moment of satisfaction about being right was brought to warth when I learned that it wasn’t the game I know we’re all hoping for.

But here’s BattleCry, the new name from Zenimax tentacle “BattleCry Studios”.

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In the reveal trailer above, get a first look at the world envisioned by Viktor Antonov (Half-Life 2, Dishonored) – where gun powder has been banned following a cataclysmic world war at the dawn of the 20th century. Traditional warfare is now a relic of the past and all conflicts are settled head-on by elite teams of chosen warriors in sanctioned WarZones. Trained and bred for battle they face off for the glory of their nations.
To learn more on BATTLECRY – planned to be in Beta in 2015, visit the game’s official website — featuring an introduction blog post from Rich Vogel — and the BATTLECRY social media channels:
Official Website – http://www.battlecrythegame.comFacebook – https://www.facebook.com/BATTLECRYTheGame Twitter – http://www.twitter.com/battlecry_game