New, Perfect Couple Alert: Ray J and Tila Tequila!

Sorry, Cocktail. We know you came out on top (and, likely, from behind) of For the Love of Ray J, but the woman that claims to have truly won over Ray J seems to be a far more ideal mate for this sex tape director.

In her latest blog entry, none other than Tila Tequila herself confirms a relationship with the ex-boyfriend of Kim Kardashian.

Sounding completely sincere, she writes:

“My baby is Ray J…..and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him…….I love my baby……so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple….dont you?????”

Tila proceeds to strip for her "baby." Follow this article's jump to watch the video, which features a pair of wardrobe malfunctions.