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Been out forever trolling for RobGoodness and post ideas that are NOT like everyone elses!! It’s a dirty job down there in the RobGutter, but somebody has to do it, right? heheh!!

As you all know, the RA tag line is “Because he gives us a reason to Smile.” Well, with the following pics, I’m sure we will all be able to say “Because he makes us LOL!!”

Rob can be the Sexiest Beast out there, and that’s a part of his attraction, but honestly girls, it’s his ability to be completely Adorkable and Dorkalicious that draws me in just as much! Here’s the proof!

Hahahaha! I caught you! You’re all grinning just as big as Rob is, aren’t ya?

Rob’s adorkability knows no bounds…

He’s cute and cuddly and you just wanna smoosh him in a big hug, but we can’t, cause he keeps us LOLing all the time.

Only Rob could step outside looking like a homeless perv and still manage to look sooo Adorkable and Lovable!

Needless to say, everything Rob’s done this past year was memorable and I loved it ALL, especially his personal appearances! He found a way to shock and amaze us every damn time LOL!

Remember the MTV Movie Awards on June 5th, 2011? His famous speech to Reese?

*Gigglesnort! Oh, Rob!*

When he showed up at ComicCon on July 21st with lopsided hair? OMG! We’d all seen the results of his botched Cosmopolis haircut, but nobody expected him to KEEP it…not that it detracted in any way from his inate Hawtness LMAO!!

*See what I mean?*

Last year Rob amazed everyone with his poignant performance in Water for Elephants and we ALL fell in love with Jacob Jankowski…

*THUD!* *DED!!* *HOOR DOWN!!!*

I love that film more each time I watch it *sigh!*

This year, Rob awed us with his portrayal of Georges DuRoy in Bel Ami…

*By George, Rob WAS Georges!*

Who could forget the greatly anticipated release of Breaking Dawn, Part 1, where Edward and Bella FINALLY got all groiny with each other, and we got OUR release LOL?!

Rob went into drought mode for a couple of months between promo tours and we were all bouncing on our seats to see what his transformation from Grizzly Adams Rob to Promo Tour Rob would look like… then THIS photo from Paris appeared and Goatee Rob literally blew us away!!!

*Puddle of goo!*

Of all the promos, and there were too many to cover here, his interview on Jimmy Kimmel forBD1 was epic Rob! My favorite Rob quotes were…“I’m a butt double for like a lot of different actors!”and, “I want there to be mayhem!” But, the BEST one was “Yeah, they [the fans] want to see thrusting, not probing!”Hell’n I’m gonna have to watch the “thrusting” part of that interview again…

Now, I ask you…how did he know that’s what we wanted to see if he WASN’T reading our blogs? ROTFLMFAO!!!

Well, Rob has much more in store for us before his next birthday, such as the premier of Cosmopolis at Cannes on May 25th! {NEXT WEEK *squeeee!*} The teaser trailer that exploded onto the internet back in March was, for me, the most memorable thing Rob has done this past year!

Oops! I guess I shoulda told you this post was NSFW!

Happy Birthday, Rob darlin’!

Friday is *Pic Spam* day! RobsFan~tasy’s will remind you tomorrow and steer you to the One and Only blog where all the photos will be posted. It’s not here on RA, so please be sure and follow the link to Robmusement!

Today, we are sharing our presents for Rob and, thanks to Rita’s help (you’ll hear more from Rita in a little bit), we have some doozies!

For those of you who don’t know, from the day we opened the RA doors here on WordPress, RA inadvertently took on the reputation of having a glorious Mansion… a new home for all the RAoR refugee hOOrs and Angelz. (If we/they are hOOrs, this is a mansion for them and I created it… does that make me a madam?? Bwahahaha!!)

They all came in carrying their bags full of toyserrr, I mean their luggage *snort.* They picked out their rooms, made themselves right at home, and God Bless them for it!! If you’d like to see the RA Mansion and all the rooms, you can see it HERE (feel free to comment on that post too… we still get them!) But for now, I’ll show you the bedroom we gave Rob way back then for those nights when he decides to come over and play with us (we can dream, right?)!

I HAD to give Rob a headboard he could NOT break, but just think of all the other interesting things WE could do with it! *snickers*

That makes me think of images like this…

Talk about your Fifty Shades of f*cking Grey!!! Now tell me he wouldn’t be the best choice for that role!

And, of course, we gave him some FINE living quarters!

Can’t you just see his long lean body stretched out on that leather sofa? Something like THIS perhaps…

*THUD*

Rita suggested we give him a room full of Heinekin but we REALLY LOVE Rob here at RA and a room full of beer just isn’t quite good enough for our man! Nah, we think BIG here at RA! How about something BIGGER, like this…

But then, one good party with the Brit boys and The Eiffel Tower would be toast {pardon the pun}!!! Maybe we should just give him a whole city made of beer…

With an entire harbor filled with beer…

What do you thinkof that, Rob?

Ahhh! That’s more like it! But then we are talking about Rob here! As grand as a city and harbor made of beer may be, our Beautiful Man deserves MORE! Rob can’t have this much beer without a lifetime supply of …

We will, of course, provide him with a special cake…

Nothing like a nice piece of *** for your Birthday, eh Rob? *Snickersnort!*

Oh, and I have one more surprise for you after you blow out the “strategically placed candles”…

Rob, I saw you lick your lips there, baby *wink wink!* I knows what you is thinking!! Now that I have given you a room of your own to play in, gotten you drunk, made sure you were energized off the hot pockets, and bouncing off the walls from a Bum Cake sugar high, it’s time for me to turn you over to Rita…

Good Morning ladies. I must apologize for not posting last week. RL has it’s moments when it demands your full attention ya know? And, in all honesty, sometimes it’s really difficult to come up with some unique and entertaining posts. Then there are times when there is something about Rob that just keeps jumping out at you and demands your attention and it won’t let up until you share it with everyone you can. That’s where I’m at now. No matter how I try, every time I get on the internet I find a smiling Rob waiting for me and wanting my attention. *Sucks to be me huh? LOL* I kept tucking the pictures away but the new Comopolis grins really got me going and I really really noticed just how many different smiles our boy has. I mean I have always known it but for some reason it is just screaming at me to share so…here we go…

He’s always had a series of multiple different grins even as far back as the Harry Potter days.

This just cracks me up!

And the full on laughter that we would soon associate with his outrageous word vomit.

I wonder what he was laughing about?

And even then he was praticing that smile that would soon *POOF* the panties of women much older than he is. Ain’t no shame in it though cuz…well just look!!!

Oh no wonder so many girls fell for Cedric before they found Edward!

Which bring us to an even more lovable grin in the Twilight series…(Sorry couldn’t find my Cafeteria gif. 😦 )

And who can ever forget this Beautiful smile?

Yes Rob, No matter what she told you, IT IS ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!

But my FAVORITE Twilight series Smile is this one!!! No matter what I am ding when this movie is on I drop everything and stop and stare just to see this Stunning smile…Oh my! *POOF*

Still in my top 3 panty melting smiles but little did I know just how swoon worthy Robowski would prove to be…

LOVE This SO SO MUCH! I swear his smile alone has the power to light up the whole world! But then there is his sweet, lovable smile that just makes you want to hug him…

And despite how much I’m positive he hates the phrase by now, Edward or Rob, when he smiles, the man just shines!!!

Yeah, I'm dazzled.

And he has a mischievious grin too…

Whut you up to Rob??

Then there is Goofy,ADORKABLE Rob grins….

IDEK what that Gif was about but it is Priceless! *Jumps in the gutter* But also among My favorites are his embarrassed giggle where he Laughs but turns his head in a shy way…So sweet!

And this one just makes me giggle!

Yeah you know it’s cummin coming… The widely talked about…now well know Cosmopolis grin that is POOFING PANTIES all over the world…

Hey all! Not much news on the Robfront. I have seen some better reviews for Bel Ami, so that’s great news! And there was a couple alleged Rob sightings at pre-Oscar parties. Unfortunately, we did not get to experience this beautiful sight at the Oscars though.

Devastatingly handsome *swoon*

But it did get me thinking, I remember all these wonderful pictures of Rob and I know he didn’t win an Oscar. So, he must have been presenting. But why don’t I recall it? Let’s see if we can see why.

Oh, now I remember it! An award show where Rob came prepared, read the teleprompter and said exactly what he was supposed to! It should be the perfect presentation but it’s just not that memorable. Let’s take a wander through some of Rob’s more memorable presentations.

At the ACM Awards, Reese tries to get Rob to lighten up a bit.

It’s better, just not the classic Word Vomit we’ve grown to love from Rob. But I think Rob learned it was best to be himself. And the next time he presented an award to Reese he let it all out!

Unfortunately since it’s MTV we can’t get the full benefit here at RA but you can click here and see if it works for you. The awkwardness, the inappropriate jokes, it’s really a must see.

It doesn’t just end with presenting though. Rob has the ability to show his true colors accepting awards too.

Not sure what that means, but it’s Classic Rob! I love that he also sees the humor in this next award.

How about the times he doesn’t know what he’s saying but carries on anyway?

Rob knows when it’s time to get serious and when it’s time to show us some adorkable in these next clips.

Let’s hope soon we will see him with less surfboards and popcorn and more prestigious awards! I think we are in need of another OscarRob. And this time to be accepting the award!

robsfuturemate

So what are your fave Rob award moments? And we can always discuss the clothing choices to said events too!

Hello Kitty Kats. I’m in the mood to have a little fun girls so I thought I’d bring you some funnies I’ve been holding on to for ages. Now I don’t know where many of these came from. My 11 year old niece and my sister sent them to me more than a year ago so if you are resposible for these creations that are untagged, speak up BB! They are hilarious!

Let’s start out with some Rob Funnies, shall we?

How true!

Hell Yeah!!!I need a Hero! LOL You can be my hero Rob.

I loved this one.

*Giggle snort* He can't help it...he looks cool no matter what. This was obviously made by a Slitherin *snickers*

I dunno what this look is about but it made me LOL

Here's a good one! If I remember right, I got this from LTR Ages ago.

A RAoR Classic and Ever So True!

Now here is some of Rob just being his adorkable self, which we all know is a laugh a minute.

A Camry Rob? Really? How Cute are you???

Believe me Rob, it's TRUE!!! YOU ARE!!!

A fave of mine. I love to watch the Twinkle hit his eyes!

Well, there’s a few. Do you have some Rob giggles I haven’t posted here? Show me!!

Come back next Monday and we’ll share some Fanmade Twilight/Twilight Cast Giggles that include Rob. So, keep an eye out for them and share in the coments.

Good Morning Ladies, I nearly forgot it was Thursday!! *WHEW* What busy time! I don’t know if any of you have noticed but the tag line for RA is “Beacause he gives us a reason to smile.” When I came up with the name for RA and the Tag line I had every intention of Changing it. (I still think about it sometimes but oh boy! What a headache that would be.) It was just one of those things that was just until I got the site built. I never thought I’d have a hundred members Long before I considered the site done! LOL But at the time It was all I could think of cause every time I looked at Rob I smiled. Of course that’s easy to do when your always Laughing and perving. And Honestly, Who wouldn’t/couldn’t grin over this…

And well, This too…

IDEK What this face is for but it makes me giggle

It didn’t take me Long to pick up the term “Adorkable” either…

And there is Tybert. With all his inner turmoil and pain he made me smile…

But I’m not referring Only to funny pics of Rob. There are even some dramatic ones that make me smile or giggle. For instance…

And it wasn’t long before I found the Jumping Meme Rob to make me laugh!

And of Course there are manips, funny ones and Hawt ones that always bring a smile to my face…

And Did I mention Hawt Manips That make me smile…

The Power this man has to make me smile…

Just Rob being his normal sexy self makes me grin like an idiot. Now, you look at this pic and tell me you’re not grinning from ear to ear…

Definately nothing funny about that pic or this one….

But I never realized just how powerful this Beautiful man was until about a week ago. I was out Christmas shopping with my mom. The store was packed. It had been a long day of searching for certain items and not finding them, being trampled on, yelled at, pushed aside, waiting in line, honked at, freezing, pushing a wheel chair with one hand and dragging a cart behind me. I was tired and irritable I had a miserable headache, my feet, back and legs were killing me and I just wanted to go home!!!! I finally got in line to check out and it was the last stop for the day, when I realized I forgot something I needed. I left mom at the registers and made a bee line for the back of the store. I took a short cut through stationary and lo and behold, the poster display was open to none other than this pic…

And as I passed by it I was grinning like and idiot! But why? he’s not smiling, he’s not being adrkable, BD isn’t exactly a comedy but still I was grinning and damn it I was blushing too! I could feel it! And the worst part was, I couldn’t stop!! Yet how do I explain the fact that I was grinning when I was miserable and about to pop a cap in someones add a few moments before????? But what can I say? How do you Not Love and smile over a man who Wears your initials in a heart on his chest???

That’s ok Rob, I wear MY heart on my sleeve and it’s got your Name all over it Baby! Now, Ya’all knows I coulda went on forever with all the pics of Rob that makes us smile so post yours in the comments or I’ll come back and post more!!! Just do what I do…

So it’s not quite the twilight before Robmas but you won’t mind, right? When you have an idea you have to Carpe Diem, even 3 days early!

Twas the Twilight before Robmas, when all through the RA mansion,Not a h00r was stirring, only their passions.The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that St. Robert soon would be there.The angelz were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions of Robporn danced in their heads.And RF in her pj’s and I in my LB capHad just settled down for a short little cat nap.

Just a little less creepy!

When on top of the penthouse there arose such a clatterWe sprang from the suite to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flash,Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Hey, if Rob was outside my window I'd be jumping out too!

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what next I saw would for sure seal my fate,His Holy Hotness, and eight of his mates.

Well, most of them are here

With a sexy Brit actor, a wonky heart throb,I knew in a moment it must be Saint Rob.More rapid than fangirls, the Britpack they came,And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name.

Lips perfect for whistling (among other things)

Now TomStu! Now A. Garf! Now Johnny and Lee!On Samuel! On Marcus! On Bear and Bobby!To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!And then in a twinkling we heard on the RA roof,The prancing and dancing of each little foot.As I drew in my head and was turning around,Down the chimney Saint Robert came with his hound.He was dressed like a hobo, from his head to his foot,And his clothes were all tarnished with dumpster soot.A bundle of Twi toys, he had flung on his backAnd he looked like he was homeless, just opening his pack.His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, But the beard on his chin was just, HELL NO!The stump of a cigarette he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a strong face and a happy trail belly, That gets us all going, like a bowlful of jelly!

Smokin Hawt!

He was adorkable and filter-less, a right giggly old elf, And I gaped when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a smirk of his lips, Soon made me think, I sure hope he strips!

GAH!!! That smile!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings, then turned with a smirk. And giving his knuckles a jolly good crack, He thanked us for supporting him through Rob Attack!

He sprang to our bed while his team gave a whistle, But he sent them away, like the down of a thistle. Then we heard him exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight, “Happy Robmas to all, I’m staying with my girls tonight!”

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