they will fly off the shelf as well as steps stages and anyother elevated position

25th Feb 2015

I always said Steps were better than Madonna. :-)

25th Feb 2015

i'm starting a fund to buy her a bungalow...

26th Feb 2015

oh no.... she's head over heels with one of her dancers...again!

Edited by: "topbloke" 26th Feb 2015

26th Feb 2015

Should have used a stairlift and non of this would have happened, at her age she should know better...anyway if her hips were not giving her any trouble up till tonight they will now.....

26th Feb 2015

These are going to fly off the shelves :-)

26th Feb 2015

Jumpingphil

As pointed out in post #2 you mean?

And what? lol now they will fly off twice as quick

26th Feb 2015

these will fly off the shelf

Suspended

26th Feb 2015

They have flown off the shelf/shelves

26th Feb 2015

Bet these will fly of the shelfs

26th Feb 2015

Get Cape

Wear Cape

Fly

26th Feb 2015

This old hipster was done in by tripster

26th Feb 2015

The fallen Madonna with the big bruises!!

26th Feb 2015

rstruthers

The fallen Madonna with the big bruises!!

Best reply ever Well played .

26th Feb 2015

Neardark

And what? lol now they will fly off twice as quick

OK no need to FALL out!

26th Feb 2015

Heat added op, as this just made me laugh, as I've just seen what happened on the news and then read your post pmsl x

26th Feb 2015

Kanye West sang hip hop now madonna needs one!

26th Feb 2015

Still can't stop laughing

26th Feb 2015

Think that was the wrong material girl.

Original Poster

26th Feb 2015

Stannah have been cold calling her all morning

Original Poster

26th Feb 2015

Laughed so hard I nearly choked on madonna kebab!

26th Feb 2015

heat added, craxy fall you.......

26th Feb 2015

Ed Sheeran....when you're legs don't work like they used to before!

26th Feb 2015

heat added, crazy fall you !!!!

26th Feb 2015

LOL

26th Feb 2015

26th Feb 2015

Madonnas next single -a cover of R Kelly "I Believe I can't fly"

26th Feb 2015

EXECUTIVESTRESS

Madonnas next single -a cover of R Kelly "I Believe I can't fly"

Alicia keys " fallin"

TGP "everybody on the floor"

Edited by: "friiza" 26th Feb 2015

26th Feb 2015

Digger Barnes

Kanye West sang hip hop now madonna needs one!

People don't get it! Still laughing at your post. So funny.

26th Feb 2015

if you wear this im afraid you will not fly unless you jump off a building

26th Feb 2015

Ok guys - but just think, 56 year old madonna gets dragged down steps BACKWARDS, stands up, dusts herself off, then carries on her performance....20-something football players get tripped on the pitch, roll around in agony then have to be carried off on a stretcher and are out of the rest of the game.... just sayin!

26th Feb 2015

ryanmatthew524

if you wear this im afraid you will not fly unless you jump off a … if you wear this im afraid you will not fly unless you jump off a building

Jumping off a building with this Cape won't be flying. It will be falling.....with style!

26th Feb 2015

Comedy genius ‽

26th Feb 2015

inb4 "these will fly off the shelves"

Edited by: "Late" 26th Feb 2015

26th Feb 2015

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johnfryc

Ok guys - but just think, 56 year old madonna gets dragged down steps … Ok guys - but just think, 56 year old madonna gets dragged down steps BACKWARDS, stands up, dusts herself off, then carries on her performance....20-something football players get tripped on the pitch, roll around in agony then have to be carried off on a stretcher and are out of the rest of the game.... just sayin!

If I was on my 'last legs' I'd get up for the **** too.

26th Feb 2015

Jimmy carrs HRT gag was misplaced. I thought she was well past that and now onto an usual oaps tablet for pissie pants issues etc.