You want to hear something ridiculous? The following search terms brought people to this blog:
"Cher+hot"

"Ted+Kaczynski"

"Woman in sweatpants + talking + coffee" (They may as well have just googled "Kate Conner.")

"Ancient+treasure"

"Flesh eating disease blog"

Pause. Not exactly how I would classify my writing. Is there such thing as a flesh eating disease blog? And why is someone searching for it? Okay, fine. It's probably the same reason I felt compelled to read the entire Wikipedia article on Ted Bundy a few weeks ago. I suppose I can't judge two quickly. (For the record, it was because I felt uninformed about him and like I was missing some piece of information that normal, well-read people are privvy to. I thought this because Dan is extremely well-read and knows something about EVERYTHING. It was horrific.) Moving on.

My personal favorite search term that landed people here: "saggy+armpit+with+hair"

If you have a CLUE how they arrived here after searching for THAT - keep it to yourself because it's probably insulting.