Fish: Yes, you. Get outta town! [Patrick screams and runs away. The fish scratches his head in confusion, then shrugs his shoulders. He turns to another fish who walks by] Get outta town! And take a vacation to beautiful Sunny Seashores Resort. [He hands the fish a flyer. Another fish walks up] Here ya go, sir. [He hands him a flyer. The fish reads it. Scene cuts to Patrick running up to SpongeBob's house and opening the door]

Patrick: I gotta get out of town! [SpongeBob hands Patrick a glass of lemonade] Oh, thanks SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Sure, Patrick, ya... [Patrick screams]

Patrick: I gotta get going! He told me to!

SpongeBob: Who did?

Patrick: Uhh, well, uhh...hmmm, I'm not sure. But he had a briefcase.

SpongeBob: Ahh, a briefcase?! He might be a paid assassin! [both start to cry] But, Patrick, you can't go. Not like this. Who will go with me to the next jellyfisherman's expo? [shows a picture of the two at one of the exposes]

Patrick: It'll have to be one of your other chums 'cause my mind is set. [sobbing]

SpongeBob: Unset it, please unset it! [They bawl and wail. Patrick walks over to SpongeBob's kitchen counter and sets a suitcase on it to start packing]

Patrick: I guess I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go. [He puts two pairs of SpongeBob's pants into the suitcase] My clothes.

SpongeBob: Umm, Patrick, those are my clothes.

Patrick:[packs up a bunch of peanut butter] My peanut butter!

SpongeBob: That's my peanut butter.

Patrick: And my pickles! [He stuffs a bunch of pickles into the suitcase and closes it. He falls on top of it, sobbing]

Patrick: Huh? [scene cuts to SpongeBob putting on a visor over Patrick's eyes] There ya go, Patrick. No one will know it's you. [Patrick look in a mirror, screams, then runs out of the pineapple through the wall, leaving a star-shaped hole] Patrick, you ok?

Patrick: Yeah, well, thanks ol' SpongeBob for your help. It was a noble effort but alas, all in vain, it's no use. I must leave. [holds out his arms and runs passed SpongeBob to pet a rock] Goodbye rock. Goodbye coral. [hugs the coral but it sticks to him] YOW! Goodbye seaweed.

SpongeBob: Too bad we couldn't come up with a better costume. [looks at the seaweed] Hmmm...

Patrick: Goodbye sky. [SpongeBob walks up to Patrick and puts some seaweed on his head]

SpongeBob: That's it. With the seaweed on your head, you could be a...

Patrick: Oh, I know, I know! I could be a seaweed monsterman. And live happily forever after in Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob: Patrick, there already is a seaweed monsterman. [scroll over to a monster with seaweed all over its chest]

Seaweed Monsterman: Hey!

Patrick: Doh.

SpongeBob: It's ok, Patrick. So you can't be a monster. But that vegetation on your head gives me an idea of what you cannot be. [scene cuts to inside a store] You're all set. Come on out, Patrick. [Patrick steps forward, looking like a girl. Wearing a blonde wig and yellow-green top and bottom. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking down the street]

Mr. Krabs:[eyes inflate back to normal] Patricia. The most beautiful sound I've ever seen. SpongeBob, do we need any more help down at the Krusty Krab?

SpongeBob: No.

Mr. Krabs: We do? Great, she can start right away. [scene cuts to the Krusty Krab where Squidward is reading the newspaper until Patrick comes in]

Squidward: And who are you my rubenesque beauty?

Mr. Krabs: That's Patricia, our newest Krusty Krab employee.

Squidward: Well, she sure is stunning. [Patrick is picking his nose]

Mr. Krabs: Just keep your eyes on the customers, Mr. Squidward. [walks off. Patrick is cleaning tables until Squidward walks up to her]

Squidward: Hi, Patricia. I drew this for you. [hands her a piece of paper] Likeness is uncanny, if I do say so myself. [drawing on the piece of paper is Squidward. A scream is heard off-screen in horror of the picture]

Patricia: Uhh, thank you, Squidward. [Mr. Krabs comes out of the kitchen with two trays of food, one in each hand]

Mr. Krabs:[hands Patrick both trays] This order goes to table 7 and remember your manners. [Patrick walks up to a table with the number seven on it]

Patricia: Forty...thirty...

Mr. Krabs: That's a 7, Patricia.

Patricia: Mr. Krabs, you ordered two Krusty meals?

Mr. Krabs:[gasps] Did I order two meals? Oh, silly me. I can't possibly eat two Krusty meals, myself. [spreads a table cloth, with a radio, on the table] I guess you'll just have to help me finish all this food.

Patricia: OK. [sits down. Mr. Krabs pushes a button and some music plays]

Mr. Krabs: Patricia, we may have only known each other for a short time, now, but I feel like a special connection has been made.

SpongeBob: Quite an appetite but he's all woman. [scene cuts to Patrick walking in the kitchen with two orders. Squidward plays a soothing song on his clarinet. He scoots closer to Patrick and puts his arm around him]

Patricia: No, that's the night SpongeBob and I are having a staring contest.

Squidward: SpongeBob?!

Mr. Krabs:[using a broken phone] Get back to work, you gold-bricking freeloader. Hut two, hut two, yah, yah! And don't come back 'til all the patties are krabby. [throws broken phone away] Well, now that we're alone, how would you like to be my date Friday night to a...

Patricia: Well, I can't. SpongeBob and I will be flying submarines that night. I have to get back to Krusting the Krab. [walks off] Man, why are those two so nice to me? They were never this nice to Patrick. It's weird. [opens the cabinet in front of him and notices Squidward inside the shelf]

Squidward: Are you sure about Saturday night? [Patrick closes the cabinet]

Patricia: Persistent bunch. [turns on the faucet but Mr. Krabs peeks his head out of the faucet head]

Mr. Krabs: How about Sunday brunch?

Patricia: No thanks, again! [walks over to the toaster where Squidwart's head pops up]

Squidwart: But I made reservations for two at...

Patricia: I said no. [scene cuts to Patrick lifting up the fryer, where Mr. Krabs head is] No. [scene cuts to Patrick using the water hose on the floor when Squidward's head pops out from a hole on the ground] No way. [scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in a water job] No. [scene cuts to Squidward in the toilet] No. [scene cuts to Patrick in the middle of the Krusty Krab] NO! [Patricia walks into the kitchen] What is it about me that makes those two so friendly? It must have something to do with this disguise. I can't wear this any longer.

SpongeBob: But if you reveal your secret identity, you'll have to leave your Bikini Bottom! .

Patricia: I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I just can't live like this anymore. I'm tired of pretending to be someone that I'm not. [opens the door to the dining room of the Krusty Krab. All the customers say poop to her]

Fancy Fish: The lovely Patricia has returned to us.

Patricia: I have an announcement to make. The entire day that I've worked here I've wanted to say... [notices the fist from the beginning, giving out flyers, has entered the Krusty Krab] I've wanted to say that, uhh, that I will eat any leftovers on your plate. [smiles and walks away]