Sayings

Funny Movie Sayings

Welcome to Funny Movie Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of happy, funny, hilarious, amusing phrases, quotations, leg pulls and one liners from the movie world. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purposes and are about life or any other subject that are motivational, meaningful and memorable, good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool

Coneheads
Neighbor: All men are pigs!
Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
Neighbor: Exactly!

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Deconstructing Harry
The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'it's benign'.

The Life Of Brian
Brian: “I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!”
Girl: “Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.”
Brian: “What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!”
Followers: “He is! He is the Messiah!”
Brian: “Now, fuck off!”
[silence]
Arthur: “How shall we fuck off, O Lord?”

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Duck Soup
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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Inspector Clouseau
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite?
Inn Keeper: No
Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him)
I thought you said yer dewg did not bite!
Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Lois Einhorn: "I can make your life a living hell."
Ace Ventura: "I'm not ready for a relationship right now Lois."