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Post by Jacqueline Burt Okay, picture this: It's morning. We're in an Australian rental apartment shared by three buddies (ages 18, 20, and 21) who are, at the moment, slowly coming back to life after a night of drunken hijinks. Blinking in the bright light, one of the guys staggers into the living room and stops to stare.
Are his eyes playing tricks on him? Did somebody slip something into his drink last night? Beginning to panic, he calls for his roommates:
"Does anybody know why there's a penguin sitting in the middle of our carpet?!"
Nope, this isn't a scene from The Hangover Part 3.read more

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