I know I haven't updated. It's coming soon, I promise, it's just a lot's come up and I've been dealing with a lot emotionally. I hope the people who are following me understand.

Love you all,

Zaz

Hello, everyone! Zazeendot here.

Last time we talked, I mentioned how I grateful and thankful I was for this site and the people who have read, messaged, and supported me and liked my stories for, what, 5, almost 6 years now? And how sorry I was because I felt like I had started to disappoint because I had a lot of other things going on, and I'd become such a flake because I don't think my heart was really in it.

But I also mentioned how I was going to try to start writing again, because it was what I loved to do, and I've started back up again!

iHate Cupid is my first multi-chapter since my hiatus, and I hope you all enjoy it!

The next chapter should be up in a couple days, just to let the people following it know.

Also, again, thank you so much to everyone on here, especially those who review. You all make me smile :)

Love,

Zazeendot

P.S. I will be doing something for my fanniversary (a day celebrating the day I first got my account), I just don't know what yet!

I haven't celebrated as I think I should in quite a while, and even when I did, I wasn't in a state to really do it right, so I hope I can come up with something fun. :)

RANDOM STUFF THAT CAME INTO MY HEAD WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT ME:

I have a friend who DOESN'T LIKE IN-N-OUT! :O

I tried Quizno's for the first time today (2/1/2014)

I just recently went to BJ's and tried my first ever PAZOOKIE!

DRIVING TEST IN TWO WEEKS!!! Wish me luck. :P

There was a rumor going around about me with a certain group about being lesbian at the exact same time my secret was going around with another group about a guy I had liked.

I will never forget Seddie!

I hate getting grades. I really do.

I have fallen in love before.

My sister drives...horribly, so, watch out citizens!

My favorite foods are chocolate, strawberries, and steak. (Oh...steak sounds really good right now :P)

The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.

The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.

The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.

A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own. (Ha ha! When I saw this one, it also made me think of Sam from iCarly!).

Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. (Oh no! A bird smashed into MY window!)

According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!

The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.

One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.

In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".

In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!

Fortune cookies were invented in America!

Watermelons can cost up to $100 in Japan!

Wine will spoil if exposed to light; hence tinted bottles.

Tomatoes were originally thought to be poisonous.

Coca Cola was originally green.

With two forks and a charge, a pickle will emit light.

NOW FOR SOME RANDOM PASTINGS TO MY PROFILE!!!:

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you want world Peace, paste this into your profile

If you Suffer From NKSO (Nathan Kress Sexiness Overload), Paste this into your profile

If your an iSupport Jennette McCurdy Person , Paste this into your profile

If you like pasting things into your Profile, Paste this into your Profile

If you are a living Organisim Paste this into your Profile

If you're willing to knock out anyone who says Seddie sucks ,Paste this into your profile

Now you've Pasted at least 1 Thing into your Profile, Dance Like a monkey :)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

(ONE I MADE UP) If you think Creddie sounds like Cruddie and you think that's exactly what it is, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile.

CREEPY!!!This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ;)

WHY I SUPPORT SEDDIE (GOT THIS IDEA FROM VERONICA.HEART):

Now, I support Seddie because they're endless bickering, and fighting...it's entertaining!And whenever they're together, it just makes me smile!

Creddie is pretty boring. Besides, I think Carly really as an image of a perfect dream guy as her boyfriend, not Freddie...

And whoever saw iOMG (or the iLost My Mind promos) knows...Sam really likes Freddie. And, honestly, it wouldn't shock me if he liked her back becuz of his reaction when they kissed in iKiss.

Plus, have you ever written a Seddie story? They're so fun to write, and so much more can happen in them!

WHY I WRITE:

I write because it is so fun to try to think of different ways other people could think. I can't explain it...it's like your own movie in your head. I know it sounds really cheesy, but it's true! And if you can't see the movie in your head, you need to write more.

iLOSE: BACK ON MY LIST OF STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed my profile! :)

And remember, read my stories, sheet that pillow, night your time, and butter the finger.

Ta-ta!

zazeendot

ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS:

www.fanfiction.net/zazeendot

I have a new fictionpress.com account! fictionpress.com/zazeendot!

www.youtube.com/TheRealZazeendot (Videos being posted soon [MAYBE]!)

I also have a wikia account under the name, "TheRealZazeendot." (I almost put ZazeenDIT! LOL.)

"The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity." -William Yeats. Carly leaves for Italy, and shortly after Sam takes off for L.A. looking for a new start. Meanwhile, Freddie is left behind in Seattle wondering how things have changed so drastically in such a short period of time. A story of searching and loving. Seddie. Carly/OC

Who was the little girl in iSpace Out? She's mischevious, she's smart, she's Seddie's kid. Told through her POV, how will Sam and Freddie react knowing they have a child from the future? Fic inspired by SarcasticLeaves' speculation, set during iSO.

Sam and Freddie are happily married and they have four kids, but Sam has a secret; she can see the future. However, the future she sees is never happy nor good. Now, her own husband is in danger. *Seddie; Cibby*

What happens when Sam is threatened with expulsion and Freddie makes a promise that he really doesn't want to keep? Will Shakespeare play matchmaker 400 years after his death? SEDDIE! Shakespeare translations included

It was meant to be a harmless first kiss-simply in order to 'get it out of the way'.But the feelings that erupted within both of them that night have the power to change their friendship into something more...if only they would admit it. Seddie! Plz R&R

My name is Sam Puckett, I'm seventeen years old, and I guess you could call me a ghost. That's right, I died. Though everyone is certain that I commited suicide, I am going to prove them all wrong. I was murdered. Seddie/Creddie, mainly Seddie.

After taking Carly on the worst date of both of their lives, Freddie is forced to go through the same day over and over until he can "get it right." But what exactly is he doing wrong? SEDDIE, with some Creddie.

When Sam goes to far over a prank Freddie wishes she'd never been born. Freddie wakes up the next morning, and things are different. When he discovers Sam is gone, and how much he needs her around will he be able to get her back? Or is she gone forever?

When Sam is killed, she comes back to Earth in ghost form. In order to fully come back to life, she must kiss the person she wants to most. But he is someone she thinks she hates, and hates her back. Rated T for character 'death'. My first SEDDIE story!

*COMPLETE* *Freddie/Sam* *Spencer/Grace* "Six, five, four, three..." Freddie's fangs grew, so close to piercing her skin. "Two, one....HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Everyone shouted it, and that was when Sam felt the pain. Sequel to iHave Been Bitten. MORE VAMPIRES!

*COMPLETE* Freddie goes missing one night, and Sam finds him the next day, bloody and laying unconscious on the ground. But then he starts acting strange, avoiding the sun and Sam at all costs... *Seddie*

What if Missy stayed? What if there was no School At Sea program? Sam gives Missy the beating of a lifetime and soon gets Carly's resentment. Missy replaces Sam in iCarly. Who will stay by Sam's side? How far will Missy go to get Freddie? Seddie

Sam wakes up beside Freddie after a night of hardcore partying with no memory of what happened at all. Soon, something starts to happen within her. Something that will change her and Freddie's life forever.

A special guest on a Valentine's Day edition of iCarly brings chaos when Carly, Sam, Freddie and Spencer drink his homemade smoothie blend called Arrowmantic Surprise. Slightly shippy but out of humor with probably nothing definite in the end.

It's Valentine's Day, and at Carly's party, Sam and Freddie's world gets turned upside down. Cupid puts everyone under a spell that has them falling for the wrong people...except for Sam and Freddie? It's up to them to figure out why and what they need to do in order to get their friends acting normally again...before they let their supposed love completely consume them.

The gang is thinking about their futures. Carly's stressed, Sam begins to worry... And, oh yeah, Freddie's decided to join the military. Everyone's concerned, but Sam is the most against it. Why? *Dedicated to the people fighting for my country.

Sequel to iWin A Trip To Rome. Well, Sam and Freddie are back to Seattle, and their lives are about to change, as if they haven't enough! Emotions rise, iCarly may be shut down...And Carly, Sam and Freddie are tangled up in all the drama.

Rated K just in case. Re-written. Hope it's better, guys! Carly and Freddie start dating, and it's been really hard for Sam, but she knows that there's nothing she can do about it. Because either way, she loses somehow, some way...Short summary, sorry.

When Sam wins a spaghetti-eating contest, she wins a free trip to Rome! She has to go with someone, but when Carly can't she has to take Freddie instead. Can they still hate each other even in the most romantic place in the world? Possibly the universe?

Carly becomes the Trust Tracy advice columnist for the school newspaper. She gets a letter from "Sam Likes Ham" saying she needed advice to get a guy to like her. What happens when she sees Sam use that same advice on Freddie! Seddie and friendship .

When Sam and Freddie go out, Carly feels like a third wheel. Melanie comes, and likes Freddie so they team up to break them up. FIRST STORY! PLEASE DON'T BE HARSH! COMPLETE! SUMMARY EDITED TO BE BETTER, BECUZ THE LAST ONE DIDN'T LET ME SAY A LOT!ENJOY : .