Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Wednesday saw a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that "something big" is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said "it is big, really big."

Reporters were asking all the right questions, but the psychics were very vague. "Is it another volcanic eruption?" asked one reporter. "Could be," replied one psychic. "Could there be another terrorist attempt on Americans?" asked another reporter. "I am thinking that it might be something big like that, but maybe not specifically that," replied another psychic.

In all, thirty or so psychics gave their impressions of the vibrations they felt strongly during the noon hour on Wednesday. One psychic who is particularly sensitive to seismic activity said that she felt that sometime in the near future, there was going to be another earthquake, but when asked where it would be and how strong it would be, all she could tell us was that it was going to be big, maybe not big like the one in Haiti, but maybe bigger than the one in Chile; she just couldn't say.

One frustrated reporter finally gave up. "I'm going shopping today for one of those eight balls that gives you "yes" or "no" answers to your questions because quite honestly, I have a better chance of getting a straight answer with that gizmo than with some of these so-called psychics."

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