The Holy Empire of Aleg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John God Emperor of Mankind with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.875 billion Alegians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleg City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion Lengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 206,143 Lengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, books are so highly regarded in Aleg that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and Aleg has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleg's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of John God Emperor of Mankind.