These are the small moments I actually feel good about myself sitting on my ass drinking beer watching MMA, tomorrow morning I'll be able to jerk off in the shower...this guy may have a ruptured testicle.

Poison Appleseeds:These are the small moments I actually feel good about myself sitting on my ass drinking beer watching MMA, tomorrow morning I'll be able to jerk off in the shower...this guy may have a ruptured testicle.

To be fair, he could probably jerk you off in the shower even if he does have a ruptured testicle.

Testiclaw:Poison Appleseeds: These are the small moments I actually feel good about myself sitting on my ass drinking beer watching MMA, tomorrow morning I'll be able to jerk off in the shower...this guy may have a ruptured testicle.

To be fair, he could probably jerk you off in the shower even if he does have a ruptured testicle.

That 7 foot 8 guy on freakshow used to play for the UC Riverside when I was stationed nearby in the early 1980s. Ran into him when he was working part-time in a Footlocker in Riverside. I barely cleared his elbows.