A real housewife living just West of Hollywood Stardom

I'm Dinah Thomas, and I am in fact a housewife, actor, writer and n'er do well living in West Hollwood California. Lucky you! You're reading what crosses my path, my desk, and my mind. You're welcome.

I'd like to thank the Academy, the agent I'll have, my cats and you; my cherished public. Oops! Forgot one! I will have to thank my AMAZING husband in a heartfelt speech to the assembled press once they have assembled. Which they will.