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THEFIRSTCATEGORY IS ‘VEGETABLE’. WE ALL GO AROUNDAND WE GET TO DRUNKSTEP-UNCLERICKWHOLOOKS AT US ALLSMUGLY, DIGS UP THISWIDEGRIN, ANDTHENSAYS “FUCKINGCARROTS!! BAHABDIUAGHF(*PA#HIOHBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” ANDLAUGHSLIKE A GODDAMNEDDEMONKINGFORNEARLY A FULLMINUTE. ONCE HE’S SETTLEDDOWN WE MOVE ON. THENEXTCATEGORY IS ‘THINGSYOUFIND ON THEBEACH’ OR SOMETHING, ANDWHEN WE GET TO RICKAGAIN WE AREGIVENTHISCONSPIRATORIALWINKANDNOD, ANDTHEN HE SCREAMSOUT “FUCKINGTOWELS, MAN!!! BBAHAHAHAHHAHAUAHDIUAHIUHAIUHAHAHAHAHAHA” ANDAGAIN WE AREUNNERVED BY HISCRAZEDLUNATICLAUGHTER.

THISGOES ON FORSEVERALROUNDS! IT GETSTIREDREALLYQUICKLY! FINALLY, AROUNDROUND 7 OR 8 WE GET TO THECATEGORY ‘OCCUPATION’. WE GO AROUNDANDGIVEEACHOTHERLOOKS OF DREAD AS DRUNK RICK’S TURNAPPROACHES. FINALLY IT’S HISTURN. WE BRACEOURSELVESFORTHEINEVITABLE ‘FUCKINGDOCTOR, MAN!!’ OR ‘FUCKINGBUSDRIVERSHITYEAH!!’. THETENSION IS TERRIFIC. DRUNKSTEP-UNCLERICKCLEARSHISTHROAT, SHOOTS US A MANIACLELOOK, ANDTHENSAYSQUIETLYANDCALMY ‘forensic scientist’ ANDTHENGIVES A CALMNOD TO THEPERSON ON HISLEFT.