Rich (Erik Schark)

Rich Mathis owns Vanity Press, a publishing company that prints the kinds of grocery store paperbacks you’ve probably never read and don’t ever want to. Tabitha is his right-hand woman who actually runs the company, which gives Rich more time to gamble, drink and sexually harass his own employees. Except Tabitha, because she’d kill him. Or quit. Or both. And he’d hate that.