Please tell me that I’m not the only rebel struggling to rebel in a time when virtuous living is EVERYTHING?

When I say I’m a rebel, I mean a REBEL.

I started smoking at 10 years old, I started bunking soon after (you can’t smoke on the school grounds), I smoked weed at 13, got pissed on vodka on a school night out at the Ritzy, Tottenham at 14. I dropped out of school at 15 (yep not one GCSE, fucking wild) and I was dancing in bars for money in Tenerife at the ripe age of 16.