How is that mocking feminism? Are you implying every woman is now a feminist? I've never met a feminist that would be offended from a guy offering to pay, because hey, that's free ******* food. It's the radicals who want "equality" between the sexes, which means girls have more rights than guys. They're an insult to feminists everywhere, so how about you kindly go **** yourself with a fork.

Did I say all feminists are stupid? No. Both my statement and this 4chan tale were both referring to the idiotic elitists that make claims like "men should die because they are all pigs" "god is like, obviously a woman." "women will inherit the earth" and that use their delusions to give them a sense of self-righteousness. The delusion that everything a man does oppresses a woman is what the story was making fun of, and what ghost there did not understand.
So how about you stop assuming I'm an elitist prick and let's get along like human beings should.