QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.QUESTION : Why do you say that?MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

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QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.QUESTION : Why do you say that?MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

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QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.QUESTION : Why do you say that?MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thievesQUESTION : And why do you say that?MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

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QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.QUESTION : Why do you say that?MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

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QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.