(laughter)
One pussy licken', comin' up!
"What's your name handsome?"
"Clyde, Ms. Virginia, a pleasure to see you.
Oh my, you're all naked too, like Ms. Marge
Are you going to suck the poison out too?"
"Do you know what's under my apron?"
"No ma'am, I aint never looked...a cock like I got, I guess."
"No Clyde, it's a nice big cunt."

My name is Shaggy but some call me saggy balls
Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair
I need a bytch
I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bytches thats what I'm tryna do
My nuts is people so I'm tryna stuff em in there too
Cotton Candy
It wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me?
Then take a look and then South
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mac,
They huntin' cotton, and Shaggy Shag know where it's at
So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
And bytch you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bytches wanna go and shave the cotton off, straight to the candy
I'm with it
I wont get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me
They comin in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy
(Chorus)
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cotton Candy
yeah hey hey,
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth she told me (2x)

My name is J
the kiddies call me genie pants
Cuz i can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll
And this year my balls made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuck the cotton in my face
I said "Your Daddy's home"
She said "So fuckin what"
I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick in her butt
I tried to push it in
I couldn't turn it out
She said "Cotton Candy dont get wet until it's in your mouth!"
Ohhh shit, so what was i to do?
Run like a bytch, or have the cotton stew?
I thought for a second, then I said "what the fuck"
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt!
Bblblbllll bytch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On our way out I had a new attitude
I'm like "lets go eat some more pussy dude!"
(Chorus)
"Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for
Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy."
"Sure, Clyde, honey."
"Okay Clyde, now before you kiss my pussy lips, Lick the insides of my thighs,
here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warmer."
"Yes, ma'am"
"That's it, Clyde, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Clyde baby."
(Chorus)
"Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Clyde baby. Oh God! Oh! Lick the hairs of my
pussy! Ohh-oh that's nice Clyde! Keep licking!
Keep licking! Oh my pussy, come on, Clyde!"
(Chorus)
"Go ahead and suck you bastard.
Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"