Last Lunch
Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20
story building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his
lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch
one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he
exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I
going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The third worker is
polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I
have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off the 20th floor and kill myself."
The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of
spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the
Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the
edge and jumps to his death. Finally the polish worker looks in his
lunch box, sees a polish sausage sandwich. He walks to the edge and
jumps to his death.
At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is
sobbing out of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had
packed him a different lunch!" The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out
of control and cries," Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my
husband a different lunch!" The polish workers wife isn't crying at
all so the other two wives confront her.
"Don't look at me," she exclaims, "He packs his own lunch!"