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At TopatoCo, we are not a billion-dollar corporation with hundreds of thousands of underpaid workers on the precipice of uprising. We’re just a few reasonably happy people that get paid okay and try real hard! We have no drones, no box-folding robots, no conveyor belts and no “corporate strategy.” That’s why we have… holiday ordering deadlines!

Please note that the target arrival date for all these deadlines is December 24 or sooner. For dates that come before December 24 , read this and please give us a couple extra days just in case because things start gettin’ pretty crazy around here right about now. We run a robot-free workplace and people are imprefect.

DEC 1-4: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. ONLY USE U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ IF YOU DON’T MIND GETTING YOUR PACKAGE IN JANUARY

At some point this weekend (March 28-30) you may find yourself in a strange costume on the Skybridge of the Washington State Convention Center. To your left is TopatoCo (The Good Guys). To your right is BOOM! Studios. The tension is so thick it cannot be cut. Scientists will be studying how thick the tension is for practical uses in building aircraft frames.

We are outgunned and outnumbered but we believe we might win. Maybe. We have street smarts and gumption and all that. We have the combined power of:

We welcome at TopatoCo with open arms MICHAEL KUPPERMAN! An influential cartoonist for myself starting all the way back to his days with Snake ‘N’ Bacon’s Cartoon Cabaret to his current Tales Designed to Thrizzle series and all the stuff in between and all the stuff in the future he has yet to create. Michael brings in some great prints and a new shirt that will have you laughing along with Pagus!! Ha ha ha ha! More eggs for Pagus! Go get his books or follow him on tumblr or twitter He has a website too, but nobody looks at websites anymore, it’s all about getting social and rubbing elbows with Tom from Myspace or Tim from Twitter or Tum from Facebook!

Now that ComicCon has ended and we have spent the week following sitting in quiet rooms, empty save for one old, wooden chair, completely alone and in silence, facing straight forward with our feet on the floor and our hands on our knees, blinking only occasionally and taking great care to keep our heart-rates at 40bpm or lower, we figured it was time to make a cool slideshow featuring all the new merchandise we haven’t made a big ol stink about yet!