Warning! If you are reading this, then obviously you have come in search of the horror that is me. As this is a warning, I must assure you that all my stories, no matter what genre, always seem to have some form of angst, tramua, havoc, disaster, emotionally or physically abuse and last but not least, extremely bad grammar. Yes, that does mean my stories either end sad, or have a sad element in them. So if this is not the kind of story you are interested in, then feel free to press either Alt F4, or the little back button at the top of your screen.

If you've managed to get this far then I applaud you dearly. This means you are ready to embark on the world that is angst, though, I have actually done a humour fanfiction on the odd occasion. To prove this, read "There's No Place Like Home," which is a Torchwood parody of The Wizard of Oz. Believe me, if you like parody's, not to mention character bashing, then you'll love it. Even I couldn't help laughing hysterically when I wrote it with my co-writer and aunty, blucougar57, of whom I blame all my angst abilities and pressure on. Naturally.

Now, If you remember above, I pointed out that I have grammar that should be shot, put down, strangled after being put in a blender and stomped on a few times. This is true in some ways, but usually I'm bad at picking up my own mistakes, and no longer can go through the whole "Beta-reader" buisness, as the last few Beta's I've had take forever to go over a mere thousand words. (This being over two monthes now.)

Fanfiction is, and always will be my life, as I have none to spare. And if I did, it would be dedicated to some other fanfiction related activity.

Recently I've discovered my love for the BBC Tv series, Merlin. As all Merlin fans, or most of them anyway, I am a proud slash follower of the show, including many others such as:

Jack/Ianto (Janto) Torchwood What else can I say? They're just a match made in Cardiff. Important! Ianto did not die, he is simply on vacation.

Merlin/Arthur (Merther) Merlin Because there is so much chemisty between the actors, which makes the pairing even hotter.

McKay/Sheppard (McShep) Stargate: Atlantis I don't know why I like this pairing, I just do.

There's bound to be others, but for the life of me at this current point of time, I cannot think of what they are. But anyway, moving on... At this current moment of time I am writing a Modern AU, Merlin oriantated, although I'm not quite sure wheather or not I wan't to continue it or not. But we'll see I guess.

I am 15 years old, (Yes, fifteen, as in I'm stuck at High School, and next year will be in year 11, otherwise known to some as purgatory.) which means I'm considerabley young when it comes to writing. Usually my "friends" say It's a waiste of my time writing as it gets you nowhere in life, but the way I see it, writing does get you somewhere as it helps you develop skills you need when you're older. I also using writing as a stress relief... which usually explains all that damn angst I was telling you about earlier. I'm also a guy, and yes, I am bisexual.

Anyway, that's all I can currently think of to put down for my fun-filled profile right now, but I'll get around to adding more when I can. (And seeing that it took me over a year to actually fix up my last profile, who knows when that may be...)

Arlin Slash A series of letters sent between two people who have never met before. A genius scholar and a rich boy with a hidden talent. Will Arthur and Merlin ever get past pretenses? Dear New Penpal, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Another lady sets her sights on Arthur, but things don't go as planned. Whatever is Merlin to do with the besotted Prince following him around? Slash, three-shots. Warnings: cliché fic, a bit of angst, a lot of fluff.

AU MerlinxArthur SLASH. That idea came to my mind when I was watching "Titanic". Arthur is a young rich man. He can't stand all the pressure and wants to kill himself. Then he meets young artist Merlin. Their lives change forever. More inside.

Poor Merlin. He almost loses his mother. Then he almost loses Gaius. Then he loses his first love. Then he lost Morgana. Then he loses his father. How much can Merlin take before he reaches his breaking point? *MAJOR SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES*

The Great Dragon has asked Merlin to rescue the last dragon egg left whilst King Uther has asked Arthur to destroy it. They must travel together, with different agendas, across the continent in order to find it. What will happen when they do? Epic!

AU. Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories, Prince Arthur is playing for keeps. mpreg last two chapters.

Story had since been reedited (2014) by my awesome beta Gabi2305 for grammar mistakes! Teens! Sam and Dean didn't grow up together. Sam's neglected in foster care and paralyzed. Dean's a troubled teen hunter. They meet at school and become best friends. Dean realizes that Sam is the missing piece that can bring his family together. COMPLETE

COMPLETE When a secret admirer of Rodney McKay begins to get a little bit too close for comfort it's up to his team to help him figure it out. And Sheppard has to deal with some startling feelings himself. -McShep, Slash-

The Doctor and Donna find themselves unable to tell nightmare from reality after following a cryptic message picked up in the TARDIS; 'Reality is bending. Save our sanity. Save us from the Sandman'. COMPLETE.

The expiration date on Dean's soul is just about up, and Sam refuses to admit defeat. Together with the help of a kidnapped doctor, a lost spirit, and a disgruntled gaurdian angel the boys engage in a supernatural scavanger hunt to save Dean's life.

Modern AU: Plagued by nightmares, Merlin beings to question his sanity as his nightmares begin to invade reality and the Arthur from his dreams re-appears. He must then choose between worlds to stop his past coming back to haunt the future. Merlin/Arthur

Modern AU: Merlin finds himself enrolled in the Camelot Summer Camp program. At first he believes it to be the worst summer of his life, but as the days progress he slowly finds himself wishing this summer would never end. Merlin/Arthur

Merlin and Arthur love each other but are to oblivious to notice the others feelings. However, a cloaked figure is on it's way to Camelot in search of souls to collect. Only then do the two realise how much they care for one another. Merlin/Arthur

Co-written with blucougar57: Jack awakens to find himself in a strange land named Oz after being taken by the Rift. Is it all a dream? Or something far worse. This contains aspects of Gwen-bashing, don't like, don't read. Crack!fic, Eventual Janto

People say that when you know you're about to die, your life flashes before you. But sometimes that's not entirely true, sometimes the risk alone to save the ones closest to you is worth the sacrifice. McShep. Set during S4.

Watching the people you care about slip away is one of the hardest things in the world. And even harder when there's nothing you can do to stop it. Alternate Universe. McShep, whump. Don't like, don't read.

Sam and Dean travel to Wisconsin to investergate strange deaths, little do they know something is lying in the shadows, looking for the one they call The Chosen One, and nothing in the universe has the power to stop them. Hurt!Dean, Going Insane!Sam