[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.-Darwin

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After great performances in the Caber tossing, Giant Log Lift, Fridge Carry and the Truck Pull, Sven Hvargersson blows his chances of winning The World's Strongest man contest with a disastrous effort in the Opening the Giant mustard jar event.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.