This guy caught three women stealing from his store. Their punishment...DEATH. He has men surronding him to shoot the women. He walks up to the red head. man: any last requests? red: No.. man: ready...aim.. red: Hurricane!! Everyone looks to the left and the red head gets away. He walks up to the brunette. Man: any last requests? brunette: No... man: ready aim... Burnette: Tornado!!! Everyone looks to the right and the brunette sneaks off. He looks at the blonde. man: any last requests? blonde: Nope. *smiles* Man: ready aim.... Blonde: FIRE!!! what....?...You know what happened!

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