Will Good Santa Mizark squish Bad Santa Sandow's peas and save Kwanzaa? Can John Cena rise above frankincense? Are the Divas having a Ho Ho Ho match? Is everyone just here for the first annual FWC Slammies? It's WWE Raw is Christmas, 8 PM on USA

/I guess spamming your submission so it has comments is now the way to get it noticed.

Will Good Santa Mizark squish Bad Santa Sandow's peas and save Kwanzaa? Can John Cena rise above frankincense? Are the Divas having a Ho Ho Ho match? Is everyone just here for the first annual FWC Slammies? It's WWE Raw is Christmas, 8 PM on USA

/I guess spamming your submission so it has comments is now the way to get it noticed.

Will Good Santa Mizark squish Bad Santa Sandow's peas and save Kwanzaa? Can John Cena rise above frankincense? Are the Divas having a Ho Ho Ho match? Is everyone just here for the first annual FWC Slammies? It's WWE Raw is Christmas, 8 PM on USA

/I guess spamming your submission so it has comments is now the way to get it noticed.

Yes but Pug Life was pretty cute though, lulz

As long as there is a RAW thread, I can't complain too much. Though it's been nearly two years, it's still somewhat surprising we get a thread.

Now, where's GMJ with the Slammies? I need my ego fed like it was Ryback!

Also, I want to discuss with him the idea of a FWC Hall of Fame for Wrestlemania time.

FirstNationalBastard:ShiningWizard: Shouldn't be too surprising. We kinda generate a lot of posts so I would think that would endear us to fark a little. Besides Drew may be fan of the fWc after Raw is nPo, lulz

So, you want to win the Gredunza again tonight, or is it my turn?

Oops, KAYFABE! I forgot, we can't have our booking meetings out in the open.

I think fWc creative wants me to get another win tonight to pull within one of you setting up a chance at a tying title shot next week only to have nathanjr schwerve the dunza with a dusty finish at the last second in an epic heel turn, lulz

ShiningWizard:FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Shouldn't be too surprising. We kinda generate a lot of posts so I would think that would endear us to fark a little. Besides Drew may be fan of the fWc after Raw is nPo, lulz

So, you want to win the Gredunza again tonight, or is it my turn?

Oops, KAYFABE! I forgot, we can't have our booking meetings out in the open.

I think fWc creative wants me to get another win tonight to pull within one of you setting up a chance at a tying title shot next week only to have nathanjr schwerve the dunza with a dusty finish at the last second in an epic heel turn, lulz

Headline of the year: Randy Ortons on the Politics Tab (thread 7137762)(headline read: "Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains")

FWC Rookie of the year: In this category, we have a tie between Karate Explosion and Supercampion at 16 votes each. (Your host suggests a dance-off to determine the winner, lulz)

Gredunza champ of the year: ShiningWizard, with a staggering eight wins in 2013.

Comeback of the year: FirstNationalBastard

The 'IT'S ME' Award for fWc sign of the year: CLENIS

Redacted Award for best single joke of the year: In reference to the K-Mart commercial: "I haven't seen a WWE Superstar crash a little kid's birthday party like that since The King learned about Megan's Law."

Pancake Award for most unintentionally funny thing of the year: JBL verifies a trivia question for verbaltoxin.

Sin Cara Memorial Award for botch of the year:Cena puts Ryback through the light wall, walks away; Refs declare their LMS match to be a no-contest

The Gooker Award for worst segment of the year: Diva musical chairs

The Screaming Eagle Award for the best 'Real American' of the year: Antonio Cesaro

***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark. So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around. I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.

Congratulations to all of the winners, and thank you to everyone for making this such an awesome year for the FWC! Here's to a happy holidays, and a great start to 2014!

FirstNationalBastard:ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals! I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind. :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.

I think I'm starting to catch enough flack from winning around here as it is, lulz

I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

FirstNationalBastard:ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals! I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind. :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.

Hey hey hey HEY! You two want to take this elsewhere, that's fine. But don't forget -- no matter what Creative tells you, there's no marking out in the champagne room. None. :D

We're heading out of town for the holidays tomorrow, so we'll mostly be afk from tonight's thread (still have to pack and such). But, here's the checklist!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!7) NOPE!8) Because Fark you, that's why9) [REDACTED]10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex12) Mizark Appreciation Time13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)20) Last APP Reference Standing21) "Bobby, what's that?" "No worries, Gorilla. That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"22) An FWC member loses their smile23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV

Grand_Moff_Joseph:Headline of the year: Randy Ortons on the Politics Tab (thread 7137762)(headline read: "Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains")

I contest Headline of the Year!

If you look at that headline, it was from May 2012, and is therefore ineligible!

ShiningWizard:FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sorry for the delay guys and gals! I had an appointment with the doctor this morning, so I'm running a bit behind. :)

Slammy Results will be posted shortly!

I would read each category and nominees before every commercial then announce the winner just after the break just to drag it out all night!

Hey, we're not some rinkydink organization like WWE.

Does that mean you will be adding a fWc Slammy page to the wiki after tonight? lulz

I suppose I would have to.

You and I need another place to celebrate our accomplishments.

I think I'm starting to catch enough flack from winning around here as it is, lulz

I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

FirstNationalBastard:Grand_Moff_Joseph: Headline of the year: Randy Ortons on the Politics Tab (thread 7137762)(headline read: "Randy Orton poops in bags and is suspended 60 days for roids. I'm submitting this to the politics tab because Drew is drunk and deleting that queue. Maybe this will be all that remains")

I contest Headline of the Year!

If you look at that headline, it was from May 2012, and is therefore ineligible!

Aw, geez, how did I miss that. *facepalm*

Well, that means the correct winner is: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)headline: Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

Grand_Moff_Joseph:***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark. So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around. I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.

FirstNationalBastard:Grand_Moff_Joseph: ***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark. So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around. I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.

An IATTC List was put together late last week on the fWc wiki.

ShiningWizard wins the IATTC Champ of the year, with 11 wins.

/I can hear verbaltoxin screaming already.

Well, strike two for me today. I really should go back to bed and start this day over. :(

Grand_Moff_Joseph:***A bit of Bad News: Unfortunately, my assumption that IATTC and Hardcore gredunza winners were being tracked was off the mark. So, these two categories will have to remain in abeyance this time around. I will be asking some folks to help me setup a tracking system for this in the coming year though, so stay tuned on that.

Actually I was working on figuring out when we started the IATTTC and found the thread where we originally set the 502 mark made an attempt to hit it. While we tend to botch the crap out of it (A LOT!), I was able to track down the first fWc IATTTC winner, verbaltoxin, as well as get all of the winners (and botches) from that point on and post the list to the fWc Wiki.

I have no idea when or how many Hardcore titles have been won and since they are allowed in any thread on any tab I don't know if there really is a way to find all of them. I doubt even a mod could do that

So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list. I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)headline: Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

ShiningWizard:I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

cynicalminion:ShiningWizard:I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

Grand_Moff_Joseph:So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list. I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)headline: Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11

Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz

ShiningWizard:cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?

No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

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nice. must have faded out before i started following these threads... first i'd seen it... was confused...

cynicalminion:ShiningWizard: cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?

No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 250x250]

nice. must have faded out before i started following these threads... first i'd seen it... was confused...

AW was the manager of the Prime Time Players back in 2012. He would wear a headset and talk all throughout the matches. Then he made the Kobe Bryant joke, and was redacted.

Completely killed the PTP's push, until Black Cena decided he had to be Regular Cena's opposite in every way and became gay.

FirstNationalBastard:cynicalminion: ShiningWizard: cynicalminion: ShiningWizard:I've never hit back to back dunzas so I'm sure someone new will get a title shot tonight unless TripleBastard has anything to say about it. Then again I think nathanjr may get an automatic win this evening. His contract apparently guarantees him a Gredunza win after every other one of mine so he may be unstoppable like AW with an open mic!

you did mean aj, right?

No I was referring to PTP's former manager and the Kobe meme...

[www.memegeneokerlund.com image 250x250]

nice. must have faded out before i started following these threads... first i'd seen it... was confused...

AW was the manager of the Prime Time Players back in 2012. He would wear a headset and talk all throughout the matches. Then he made the Kobe Bryant joke, and was redacted.

Completely killed the PTP's push, until Black Cena decided he had to be Regular Cena's opposite in every way and became gay.

sweet. learned my new thing for the day and the show doesn't start for another six hours... today should be great!

Grand_Moff_Joseph:So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list. I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)headline: Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): Shining Wizard, with a total of 11

Mwahahaha in the swerve, both of the top headlines were mine, my own, my precious..............

Also, I stole the submitting headlines at 2am from FNB when he gave the advice years ago as we were trying to get threads green before show. I didn't know anyone still did it and wanted to put in the Pug pictures because oddly enough of all the posted pictures, that had never happened and seemed easy.

For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

TheManofPA:For what it's worth, Dave Meltzer of The Wrestling Observer Newsletter speculates that Batista is returning to win the 2014 Royal Rumble match and face Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania XXX.

Raw may release a Dark Segments/Matches DVD. Never before released moments after RAW has gone off the air and the cameras keep rolling. Stone Cold singing to the fans, Vince doing a Spinnarooni, dark matches Cena vs. Edge, etc

ShiningWizard:Grand_Moff_Joseph: So, thanks to my own stupidity, I botched up the award list. I guess that makes me an early entrant for the 2014 botch of the year, lol.

Corrected winners:

Headline of the year: The Mark Henry Retirement Swerve (thread 7801278)headline: Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT

IATTC Award (most wins in 2013): ShiningWizard, with a total of 11

Oh don't be so harsh on yourself! Without you there wouldn't have been any fWc Slammys as the rest of us are for too lazy for such an undertaking, lulz

Idea from the FWC FB group: You should PShop an award certificate or trophy for JBL, and we'll tweet it to him. :D