Lies to tell lefties: Wearing underpants

Underpants are terribly bourgeois - 40 years ago, barely a
single Tory MP or member of the House of Lords would have been
wearing pants. And even today, the products of the great public
schools make it a point of pride to go commando and won't wear
underpants for fear of being found wearing them after being hit by
a bus. Rumour has it that, early in their relationship, Sarah
Ferguson bought Prince Andrew a pair of Y-fronts for his birthday,
and he didn't know what they were.