Ever get the feeling you've been here before? Yes, it's deja vu all over again in today's tittle tattle. The tabloids have been filling up their big green bins of recycled speculation and left them out on the street for the Mill to tip into our Big Van O' Rumour.

After all that, the news that Manchester United are also "on red alert" again over the future of Inter's Wesley Sneijder and that they are set to "revive their interest" in Leighton Baines fills the Mill with a sense of deep foreboding. So let's have some fresh meat. Look! Sir Alex Ferguson is lining up a "shock move" for Adel Taarabt. Which is nice. And he's targeting the Torino centre-half Angelo Ogbonna.

Putting "Nicolas Anelka" and "Rumour Mill" into the search box seems likely to bring the entire internet crashing down about our ears so let's give that a miss. Suffice to say, 'e's on 'Arry's QPR shopping list. And Frank Lampard is going to Monaco. Or Paris St-Germain. Maybe.

Hold on to your hats, we're going to end on a high: Newcastle's Danny Simpson is being chased by Roma, Parma and Palermo, Swansea are all over the Braga "strike ace" Eder and the Aberdeen youngster Ryan Fraser, and Everton want the goalkeeper Craig Gordon.