jordandunc

pumbaa57

I know I don't pray to you often enough. And I haven't confessed my sins in a long damn time. And sometimes I covet my neighbor's stuff. And his wife.

But tonight I have a very, very special prayer for you. I pray that tomorrow you will sell me an asphalt colored t-shirt with a whale and a telephone and a nice flower-patterned chair on it. If you do, I promise I will life my life in accord with your wishes. Whatever those may be.

In your name I pray.

Amen.

there's nothing douchier than a signature that lists all the junk you've bought. NOBODY CARES.

ZombieDarling

xxchange

Sick mind that I have, I look at this and the helmet bursts into flames. (Not for real, hah.) Why do you think that is? (Rhetorical question. Though, if you have an answer that isn't uppity or mean, I'm sure nobody would mind hearing it.)

xxchange

ewtye wrote:I like the colors and all, but the empty mask is a little creepy - seemingly found in the depths of the ocean? Just what is the story behind this mask?

His name was Bill. He was separated from his mother at the tender age of fifteen minutes to be swept away to some creepy man's cabinet, where he would sit for what seemed like millenia. Then the creepy man came and took Bill (now renamed Ning-Ning) out of the cabinet, put him on his head, and jumped in the water. It was cold and it got darker and darker and then, just when Ning-Ning was thinking he couldn't stand it anymore, the creepy gave a jerk, flailed in the water, and Ning-Ning fell off his head, landing softly in the sand at the bottom. He couldn't see because he'd landed on his face, so there he lay for weeks. He could feel creepy-crawleys scuttle by through the ground; he was very sensitive that way. One day a creepy-crawley discovered Ning-Ning; it accidentally knocked him over, so that he was face-up, and that was when he saw the creepy man again.

redria7

ewtye

xxchange wrote:His name was Bill. He was separated from his mother at the tender age of fifteen minutes to be swept away to some creepy man's cabinet, where he would sit for what seemed like millenia. Then the creepy man came and took Bill (now renamed Ning-Ning) out of the cabinet, put him on his head, and jumped in the water. It was cold and it got darker and darker and then, just when Ning-Ning was thinking he couldn't stand it anymore, the creepy gave a jerk, flailed in the water, and Ning-Ning fell off his head, landing softly in the sand at the bottom. He couldn't see because he'd landed on his face, so there he lay for weeks. He could feel creepy-crawleys scuttle by through the ground; he was very sensitive that way. One day a creepy-crawley discovered Ning-Ning; it accidentally knocked him over, so that he was face-up, and that was when he saw the creepy man again.

(Just ignore this. I got very, very bored.)

Thank you. I knew there had to be some crazy story behind this abandoned mask. I was thinking more along the lines of a shark attack.

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