Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

LaudanumAddict - My Amazing Boyfriend <3

Ilovegoatse: Laud is the king of england
Ilovegoatse: and I am the queen
Ilovegoatse: and together... well, things are pretty neat

Note to all roleplayers: I do NOT do threads. At all. I just don't. It's inconvenient for me. I will do IMs, Emails, and PMs. Maybe even texts. But not threads. I won't be convinced otherwise. This is not to be rude. This is simply a notice so that there is no question of what you get when you rp with me.

Words:
Lovet - You'll see me say this a lot, it's a mix of "poppet" {Seen in PotC} and "lover". It's meant as a general endearment. It's also a word I came up with.

Phrases:
I reject your reality and substitute it for my own!
Fuck me sideways. {Not literally - used in sense FML.}
Roleplaying is a socially accepted form of schizophrenia.
I am keeper of the brownie points.

Otherwise, my favorite curses are non-english one. Like the finnish Saatana Perkele, which literally means "satan satan". Gotta love the old fashioned, scandinavian cusses, where folklore inspired curses can be just as expressive as lewd obscenities.

Some of my favourite words; Mischievous, smirk, philosophical, and hypothesis.

One of my favourite phrases is from a song by Voltaire "This is the life you see, the devil tips his hat to me" ^^

Emigrating within a year so kind of busy, but there's a small opening for rp again ^-^

In ten minutes I'll be laying out flat on the floor

8 minutes from losing it a little bit
5 minutes, your description might be starting to fit
3 to go and I'm forgetting all that I've ever known
I won't be standing up for long, better learn how to crawl

Words that should be in the dictionary but aren't for some inane reason:

Crotch spawn and crotch dumpling-Terms of affection used towards children. Especially the ones who scream in the middle of department stores while the parental units are somehow unable to hear them screaming at a bajillion decibels.

Asskickery-The act of kicking ass or an event where there will be much kicking of the ass. "This is going to be an asskickery event up in this motherfucker if you don't simmer down!"

Rifuckulous- When something is just so fucking ridiculous that the two words must be pushed together. "Shut your rifuckulous ass up."

Decrapitated-When something has decreased in value or quality that it's on par with crap. Or when you don't put a whole lot of effort into something due for like a presentation at school. "Here is my decrapitated version of the train scene in My Antonia."
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Erato's favorite insults (Used and approved by the Muse herself):

"How does it feel to be the abortion that got away? Do you have nightmares of saline solution, bumpy roads and hoover vaccum cleaners?"

"Royalty has no more need of the peasant, you're dismissed."

"I'd make fun of you but it seems Nature beat me to the punch."

"I've got a riddle for you; 'What wears a blue smock, has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit?' ~Smiles and hikes thumbs at herself~"

"Hm? Oh, I'm sorry...the whole time you were flapping your lips, I was wondering to myself what it would be like to take your lower lip, stretch it to impossible lengths up over your head then down between your legs and then make you swallow for the good of mankind. =)"

"Someone should have told your mother to spit instead of swallow."
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Erato's favorite curses:

"Sweet mother of Fuck."

"Jesus H. Fistfucking Christ!"

"Damn it all to fucking burro sphincter!"

"What in the sweet name of FUCK is going on here?!"

If I am the flame, then you are the strong gust of wind that encourages the fire to burn hotter

Like a thief in the night....
You stole my heart and left me breathless for more...

Badical
Hey-zeus Cristo (I'm sure you can sound it out!)
SWEET ODIN'S BEARD! (bonus points if you know where I got that)
NI. (really, does this need an explanation?)
So long and thanks for all the fish.
It's just a flesh wound.
Hoopla
Shindig
Brouhaha
Hootenanny
Grabbin' some peeeelz. (Left 4 Dead players know this one.)
SHAM-ON
ShamWOW
Bugaboo
Bugnuts
Batshit crazy.