Wal Mart

“I was out in my neighborhood and came across this great display of redneck edging. Disposable plates were used as edging for a flower bed. I didn’t think edging material was that expensive at Wal Mart, but maybe he had his heart set on blue. I have only seen black and green, but I haven’t looked for other colors. What puts this over the top for me is that this is Loudoun County (Leesburg, VA), the richest county in the nation (based on income).”

“Wal Mart gift bag… I was running late for a friends birthday at a local restaurant. I had bought gifts but forgot paper and a bow. I found some leftover Christmas ribbon still on the kitchen table and off to the party!”