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Steve has passed out by 4 a.m. and at around the same time, Team LR gives up on gaming and start making prank calls to chicken vendors across the Southern United States. Quimbly falls off of his chair at quarter to five and doesn’t get back up. It takes Charlie a full 20 minutes to realize he is the only one actually playing in his Starcraft game. Once he sees that Quimbly is unconcious, he proceeds to change Quimbly’s wallpaper to European male pornography. He then signs Steve up to a number of German mailing lists, steals Quimbly’s keyboard, and leaves for home.

Months of having to fight for raid spots followed and Vanessa’s relationship was suddenly on the rocks.
«Why can’t you heal me like her boyfriend?!» she’d scream at Murphy. «HEAL ME!»
«I can heal my pet!» He’d holler back.
«A fat lot of good that does us! Your pet can’t tank anything! And he keeps getting us all killed!»
«At least my pet never yells at me! And you wipe the raid too Ms. I-was-saving-my-shield-wall-for-later! Maybe you should be more like my bear, if you aren’t already!»
«Did you just call me fat?!»
«All I’m saying is that you both get us killed, block my line of sight, and EAT ALL MY FOOD!»
«Why you SON-OF-A-»
This went on for a while and Vanessa seriously considered upgrading to a geek who played a healing class. Murphy seemed to sense this and eventually rerolled a paladin.