When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

10-23-2007, 11:56 AM

Chief 'Broom

Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

10-23-2007, 11:59 AM

MASTER PAI MEI

Hahahaha...emperor you obviously have some s&m issueS

10-23-2007, 11:59 AM

Slippy The Pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by emperorles

When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

That's fucking disgusting.

10-23-2007, 12:00 PM

Ya_Bane

Quote:

Originally Posted by emperorles

When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

wow..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief 'Broom

Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

lol

10-23-2007, 12:02 PM

DJMethods

HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent

10-23-2007, 12:04 PM

Emperor Les

For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

10-23-2007, 12:06 PM

begongo

can you still do it ? or it only worked back then?

10-23-2007, 12:07 PM

DJMethods

I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

10-23-2007, 12:11 PM

Ya_Bane

*future nominee for classic-section*

10-23-2007, 12:21 PM

urbanlegend

what

the

fuck.

10-23-2007, 12:24 PM

Bis Fan

I been humpin pillows since before kindergarten :mmmyah:

10-23-2007, 12:30 PM

Bis Fan

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJMethods

I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen :lmao: