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As Agents of SHIELD improves throughout the first season, watching the show increasingly becomes like having a kink meme in my head.

Look, I ship everyone with everyone, it's just what I do! And May wanders around in black leather, and Fitz says things like "I'm the gadget guy. Sometimes I like to do things with my bare hands," and can you blame me if my interests are prurient?

ETA: FINE, SHOW, go ahead and have the whole team pulling together as a found family and make me clutch at my chest, YOU GOT ME, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW. I CARE ABOUT THE BLAND STOCK CHARACTERS.