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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Time Magazine's Top 100 Music Albums:

So here's how we chose the albums for the All-TIME 100. We researched and listened and agonized until we had a list of the greatest and most influential records ever - and then everyone complained because there was no Pink Floyd on it. And that's exactly how it should be. We hope you'll treat the All-TIME 100 as a great musical parlor game. Read and listen to the arguments for the selections, then tell us what we missed or got wrong. Or even possibly what we got right. Article here.Top Albums for the 2000s:The Essential Hank Williams Collection: Turn Back the Years - Hank WilliamsThe College Dropout - Kanye WestPortrait of a Legend 1951 - 1964 - Sam CookeElvis: 30 No. 1 Hits - Elvis PresleyThe Anthology, 1947 - 1972 - Muddy WatersKid A - RadioheadStankonia - OutkastStories From The City, Stories From The Sea - PJ HarveyThe Marshall Mathers LP - EminemTop Albums for the 1990s:Sunrise - Elvis PresleyCar Wheels on a Gravel Raod - Lucinda WilliamsOK Computer - RadioheadReady to Die - The Notorious B.I.G.Time Out of Mind - Bob DylanEndtroducing... - DJ Shadow(What's the Story) Morning Glory - OasisLive Through This - HoleMy Life - Mary J. BligeSlanted and Enchanted - PavementThe Chronic - Dr. DreAchtung Baby - U2Nevermind - NirvanaOut of Time - R.E.M.Phil Spector, Back to Mono - VariousRopin' The Wind - Garth BrooksStar Time - James BrownThe Low End Theory - A Tribe Called QuestTop Albums for the 1980s:Like a Prayer - MadonnaPaul's Boutique - Beastie BoysThe Stone Roses - The Stone RosesIt Takes a Nation of Millions - Public EnemyStraight Outta Compton - N.W.A.Document - R.E.M.Paid in Full - Eric B and RakimSign O' The Times - PrinceThe Joshua Tree - U2Graceland - Paul SimonMaster of Puppets - MetallicaRaising Hell - Run DMCLegend - Bob Marley and the WailersPurple Rain - PrinceStop Making Sense - Talking HeadsThe Great Twenty-Eight - Chuck BerryThriller - Michael JacksonBack in Black - AC/DC

"So is a unicorn just a horse that has one horn sticking out of its head? Oh."

"I’d rather massage a chick with pudding."

"We’re getting a cat and we’re naming it taint."

"You should send her a text message and say that you want to rub her down with
applebutter"

"Never send a girl carnations unless you want her to say, 'Crap, I got
carnations.'"

"I've decided photos of girls on boats are sexier than photos of girls on the
beach."

"I’m worried that I’m going to run out of people to ask to be friends on Facebook."

"Eat it with your hands it's tomato-saucy!"

"I hate when movies try to make food visually stimulating."

"She's been living for 16 years in KY jelly./Yeah, that can't be good on your
eyebrows"

"I think pregnant ladies are scary"

"I think we should wait till it's late./When we get back it will be late./Exactly"

"The party is at Jerry's Bait Shop! OH-OH"

"I can't, I have to start studying for a final I have in two days... and I haven't even
taken the book out of the saran wrap."

"I don’t have to ask her for permission, I just have to persuade her to let me."

"You should have paddled him with your penis at his wedding!"

"Jeez-la-weez!"/Did you really just say Jeez-la-weez?"

"Listen here bucko!/Did you really just say bucko?"

"[Ramsey barges into Paul’s house and interrupts a group of people watching a serious
movie with the lights dimmed], “Paul you’re such a damn liar, and you smell like ham” –
Drunk Ramsey after the Rascal Flatts concert

"(calling me from the casino buffet) Dude -- quit screen your calls, I wanted to tell
you about the crazy amount of food I ate, I seriously, you’re probably going to think this
is an exaggeration but it’s not. [excited] I ate two steaks, probably about 35 shrimp, a
thing of carved turkey, a baked potato crab, a crab rangoon, some fried rice, two rolls, and
a teeny piece of pie at the end. Fucking most food I’ve ever eaten -- this place is fuckin’
[short pause] we have got to start coming here on Thursdays! Anyways, I’ll be home in a
little bit, later bye."

"Birth control is the best invention ever... [pause], so are condoms"

"So I've been thinking of taking up smoking as a hobby..."

"You would of been funny in the 80's"

"I wonder what T.J. Ford is up to?"

"You made out with him because you wanted to feel his suede jacket? That's awesome."