We’re saddened to announce that “The Fruity Bits Of Ivor Biggun” (aka The Best of…) and the uber-rude “Handling Swollen Goods” are no longer available on CD. We’ve finally run out of stock and, with limited demand, it’s not economical to do the minimum re-pressing of 500. So for now you’ll have to download. There’s still a few years supply of “More Fruity Bits” on CD so buy it now before it’s gone forever.

In other news, Johnny G – (the subject of an unusually clean Ivor Biggun ode) – has four of his albums issued on CD, available from Amazon

That time of the year again! One day a bright spark will decide to make “Give Us A Wank For Christmas” or one of Ivor’s other XXXmas songs the festive No. 1 hit. Meanwhile if you’re thinking of giving your loved one the best Christmas present EVER (that’s an Ivor Biggun album in case you hadn’t figured it out), do order it now. Stiff Weapon will be shutting up shop from December 20 until the New Year, so that means there won’t be any copies for sale at Amazon, Play or on Ebay. And, of course, DON’T order from this site after that date until we return.
As ever, a very merry one-off-the-wristmas to all you wankers (and don’t forget to download Ivor’s Xmas songs if you don’t have the CD’s)