The whole set up of the situation is ably explained by the two hosts on this Norwegian TV show (click on the ‘cc’ button for subtitles), but basically a whole load of former Norwegian internationals are humiliated on national TV for the pleasure of the viewing public…

Surely a similar thing could be done over here. I nominate Joey Barton, Luis Suarez, Wayne Rooney, John Terry. Oh, and Tony Pulis can be the manager. Any other suggestions Pies fans?