Title: Morning Mayhem
Author: phobosgirl (phobosgirl@hotmail.com)
Date: 1/5/05
Rating: PG-13
Authors notes: Not beta’d, blah blah blah. Feedback is more than welcome and
can be sent to phobosgirl@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: This is only for fun. None of this is real nor should any
implication be made based on this manuscript that I have any insider info on
either of these two fine men.
Warnings: Gale/Randy (Queer As Folk) RPS
Complete: yes

Morning Mayhem

“Mornin’”

“Gale!”

“What? Shit, why ya yelling this early in the morning?” He rubs his eyes and
it feels so good that he rubs his entire face while he’s at it.

“Would you mind getting out until I’m done?”

Gale peeks through his fingers at a naked Randy who’s doing a really good
imitation of an angry housewife, right down to his balled-up fists planted
firmly on his hips. Gale can’t help it- any state of agitation that Randy is
in makes him hard. Randy pretends to ignore it.

“Oh please,” Gale smirks, wandering to the toilet, “Don’t tell me
you’re one of those anally retentive people who can’t share a bathroom with
his lover!”

Randy stomps his foot. He actually stomps it and a laugh escapes Gale’s mouth
before he can call it back.

“Get OUT, will you?” Randy says angrily.

“Gotta pee,” is the only answer he gets. “You can watch if you want,
though.”

Randy’s face goes a deep shade of red, which usually either means he’s about
to blow his stack, or get down on his knees and suck Gale off. Gale thinks this
time it’s probably the former rather than the latter, unfortunately. He
wonders belatedly if he should duck but naturally it’s too late. Randy’s
toothbrush bounces off his head and now Gale doesn’t even try to stop the
laughter from bubbling out of him.

“I can’t believe you just threw your toothbrush at me.” The giggles
won’t stop, which just serves to infuriate Randy more.

“Fucker,” Randy stomps over and shoves him and Gale thinks that could have a
serious impact on his aim. He laughs harder.

“Stop,” he snickers, trying hard to get control of himself before Randy
throws him out into the street with a full bladder and not a stitch of clothing,
“I really hafta pee, you’re gonna make me miss.”

“Don’t you fucking dare!” Randy roars and Gale falls in love with him all
over again, despite not being able to breath through his hilarity.