Italian Porn star to Osama: Get me and Leave Violence

It has been how many years since US has been after Osama Bin Laden? Well quite a few – almost getting to 5 years now! And this administration has not been able to get to him!

Well, what his American Bush couldn’t achieve, is being attempted by a porn star by offering the bearded Mullah an Italian "bush"! Cicciolina, an Italian Porn star is offering herself to Osama – in exchange for ending his tyranny! She emphatically believes her assets have helped the mankind as opposed to Osama’s assets! Hmm.. possibly. But at her age – she is 55 years – its debatable whether those "assets" are potent enough!? So its up for argument whether her ability to help mankind from here on is going to work or not!

This is not the first time she has offered this exchange. She has done this earlier too with Saddam Hussain. That is a case study that she uses with tremendous effect!!

So, now the question is: Will Osama go for this 55 year Italian porn star or would he rather wait and finish up his "chosen task" so he can get entry into his Allah’s heaven and those 72 virgins? Its a wager that only he can decide upon!

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