Does Penis size REALLY matter?

The age old question. I can remember the hours spent in the locker room hiding and shying away from the guys with their dicks hanging out. And the less mature ones having a cock fights (yeah, they used to do this). The thing was, it was only ever the guys with humongous schlongs that had the balls to flash them about like it was the latest trendy thing to do in the boys locker rooms. Yeah, run for the hills if your willy size was anything under 7 or 8 inches because you’re going to have a bad day.

I remember watching the guys that got their willies out and thinking, “shit, I’m unnatural, I’m incompetent, no women is ever going to like me for my willy size” but what I didn’t pay attention to was the people that kept it in their pants (and that was at least 80% of guys). You see? This sort of juvenile bullshit can stick in a young boys head for a long time. I’m not saying it’s bad and wrong because boys will be boys of course but I think at the heart of things the only people that care about their erection size is men. Coined in one of my favourite films “What women want”. Not bad for Mel Gibson really.

Actually you’ll find that as long as it works and as long as it can scratch that itch she’s been waiting for you should be fine. I have heard women in the past say 10 inches or you aren’t getting near me, and I think to myself well, she’s just restricting herself from a lot of good men. But hey, her loss. You see, women don’t spend all day obsessing over men’s bits like we do – and yes, we do that a lot (our own) there is more to life than our private parts. You may want to think of this and take heed when you’re categorizing your dates by boob size. Women like to think of us as providers, caregivers and fathers. Will he make a good Dad? Or will he jilt me when he finds out I’m pregnant? Does he have a good job or the potential to have one? As in will he be able to provide for us? And will he be able to protect me. Oh, and does his man bit work? 🙂

There was a nationwide survey done one year in an English speaking country, I can’t remember which one. I’m sure it was the UK. But the average penis size for a grown man is about 5 inches. So if it’s around there you’re doing not bad Son! And the next time a guy asks you how big it is, just say “bigger than yours my friend” – it will stop them asking. Although I tend not to get asked that any more being a 35 year old man and look more like a father than a kid.

I knew this guy once, his willy was massive. Every time he got drunk in the pub he’d always get it out; yet I think he had no idea how many men he made feel inadequate in those days. Best thing to do is think, well he’s spoiled the surprise for his next girlfriend – everyone knows what they’re getting. Laugh and move on.

Also don’t even think for a minute that penis size is directly proportional to female enjoyment in bed. If you can stimulate a woman into orgasm with your middle finger which is less than three inches I’m sure you have it covered my friend. The motion in the ocean is the life rocker. Just be yourself, let go, stop thinking about it too much and have fun.

Hope you enjoyed this one. Jeez, I’ve had a lot of time to blog today. Happy reading 🙂

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No. Size doesn’t matter. I once had a boyfriend who’s penis was too big and I can count on one hand the amount of times we had sex in the few years we were together simply because it hurt. As long as you know some way to give a woman an orgasm it doesn’t matter what you use, or how big it is. The average vagina size is only 4 inches so you guys really don’t need to worry. X

As a woman who can’t speak for all women but the only time size matters is if it’s the size of a cocktail frank and they can’t get it up. I never understood why men obsess over the size of their dicks. It’s not like us woman obsess over the size of our tits. I totally enjoyed this.

I totally agree. I think it stems back from the days of the School locker room where the big boys used to get it out and wave it about, where as less gifted in that area would look on in horror and think this was normal!! lol. Apparently it’s not, and women care even less, unless, like you say, it’s miniscule and doesn’t work 🙂