3rd Place Winners, tied with 93% correct:

Many thanks to all who participated! The
average score was approximately 75%, so this was a pretty tough contest.

Unfortunately many entries had to be discarded
since they had no name attached, or no form of contact, or no answers marked.
Answers which were only dimpled or had hanging chads were not counted.
[Note added years later: That actually was funny... way back when it was written.
How quickly humor grows stale! Sic transit and all that. -jkh-]

The 75 Contest Statements,
the “True or False?” Answers,
and the Rationale for Each: