Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

- Ash, Army of Darkness

Welcome

Use the link below to register for Clatto Verata Nicto's website. You must join our site to be able to use many of its features.

Formed on 12/29/08, Clatto Verata Nicto is a brand new Horde guild on the Malfurion server of World of Warcraft. We accept friendly and more importantly mature players, regardless of level.

Too many guilds in Azeroth are focused on end-game content and the obsessive race to level 80. It’s a long haul however, from level 1 to 80, and that’s where our guild excels. Sure, we look forward to the day when we are running raids nightly, but until then we’re just content with helping each other out, while delivering some good-natured teasing.

We’re here to help with any quests you may have, and we’ll certainly run any instance you wish. Our members have a vast array of knowledge, and asking questions is always encouraged.

If you are scratching your head and currently wondering exactly what our guild name means in Latin, I have to recommend you rent ‘Army of Darkness’.