James Gandolfini loves his fans – with fists

James Gandolfini decided to rough up a fan he encountered at JFK airport yesterday. The guy claimed to be a huge fan of Tony Soprano and kept pushing for an autograph, according to the Daily Mail:

The affection was clearly not mutual, with an irritated Gandolfini grabbing the man by his collar and punching him, claiming he came to close to his girlfriend Deborah Lin.
The fan said: “I’m just trying to find out how to be a Soprano.” Gandolfini responded: “Well, that’s how you do it.”

Tony Soprano quickly had a change of heart (i.e. didn’t want to get sued) and posed for a photo with his victim/superfan. Wait a minute. Jordan Bratman?

This little fucks name is Jason Ertischek and he has a history of provoking celebs to get attention. Fuck him – he got what he deserved. After this incident he claims he was in the ER for 5 hours. What a total fuckhead.

What’s the deal with the boring standard-issue slanteye? A girlfriend like that should be in a white box with little metal handles. Makes no sense for Tony…uh, James. He fucks her and 10 minutes later he’s horny again.

… and he constantly refers to his” bitch “all the time but, everyone knows it’s just his fat cow Mom who smokes through her trach hole and sits on her ass watching soaps and yelling prices at Bob Braker (who is now Drew Carey but, she has notcied that yet).

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type? That was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn’t know is that once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings, they couldn’t get him to shut up. It’s dysfunction this, dysfunction that. And by the way: I’m fucking FAT! I’m a fat fucking slob. It’s the truth, I don’t hide from it. So shove your “weight issues” up your ass, you fucking whiny pieces of shit!