So, I'm thinking that somewhere someone has put out an ad for your office stating your ablility to fix stupid. That is the only reason I can think of for you to have such a plethora of STUPID coming your way.

Give people a break -- I'm very shy and nervous out in public. I also have a minor hearing impairment. And, to top it all off, I'm a Yankee living in the South and sometimes cannot understand what people are saying to me because their accents are so strong. And I may have a little dementia... so be patient with your patients. They're doing the best they can.

Welcome to my whining!

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