Late June is a boring time. There’s no football, the NBA just ended (thankfully) and there are only two good shows on TV (Workaholics and Burn Notice, for the record). If you’re anything like me, you are passing the time reading about @DadBoner’s divorce and trying in vain to get the images of the portly chick from “Girls” out of your brain. It’s bad, you guys. But today we get a slight break. The U...

Late June is a boring time. There’s no football, the NBA just ended (thankfully) and there are only two good shows on TV (Workaholics and Burn Notice, for the record). If you’re anything like me, you are passing the time reading about @DadBoner’s divorce and trying in vain to get the images of the portly chick from “Girls” out of your brain. It’s bad, you guys.

But today we get a slight break. The U of D released the non-conference schedule, and the early returns are, well, returns. On paper this is an uninspiring slate. The trip to Alabama and home game with Murray State are good, interesting games. The Charleston Classic, or whatever it’s called, has potential. The game at USC will give Big Kav a chance to spread his seed with a 19 year old “film student” named Rhiannon. That’s about it.

Sure, there’s UAB, but they haven’t been relevant in two years. They get Weber State right after they lose an NBA lottery pick. Illinois State comes to the Decibel Dungeon fresh off their coach deciding an assistant gig at SMU is a better career choice.

This is not a bad schedule, and it’s not a particularly good schedule. It’s everything we have come to expect from a Dayton non-conference schedule. We will laugh. We will cry. We will yawn. Put them down for an 11-3 OOC record.