MACC Questioning Ends After Officers Turned To Stone

PUTRAJAYA: An aide assisting MACC officials attending today’s 5-hour grilling of former PM’s wife, Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor confirmed he had suggested ending the questioning session after realising the investigating panel into SRC International Bhd improprieties had been quiet hours after asking their first question.

“There was this prolonged silence,” the aide confirmed, “it wasn’t until 3.40PM that I realised they had spent too long gazing upon the face of the FFFLOM (Formidable Former First Lady Of Malaysia) and had turned to stone.”

After recovering, the MACC agreed next time they would engage the FFFLOM by looking at her reflection in a polished shield.