Shia LaBeoufappeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote his upcoming movie Fury and tell the tale of the night he got arrested at a New York production of Cabaret. He explains the sequence of events, detail by detail, which ultimately led to his arrest outside the show. To his defense he was ridiculously drunk off lots and lots of whiskey…and Alan Cumming in leather pants was seducing him. Fair enough…