Nikki Tyler Realistic Vibrating Vagina & Anus

Nikki Tyler has gotta be one of America's great masturbatory
fantasy women. What man wouldn't want to stick the wood to
the original ice goddess? With the new Nikki Tyler Vibrating
Vagina & Anus, any man can —in both holes.

There's a slight problem, however. This thing is no
hand-held toy. It's big, like Nikki herself, and is best used
as you would a live Nikki: on her back, with her legs splayed
and her slit spread. Her cooch is a little tight, but the
deed can be managed with the aid of the included lube. It's
reaming her backside where most men will encounter
resistance. The asshole on this thing is about as forgiving
as right-wing spokesmodel Phyllis Schlafly.

But even if it's only 50% successful as a sex toy, as a sex
object it's a fuckin' work of art —just like Tyler
herself.