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Have you ever gone to a “Warped Tour”? I have. I actually got sucked into performing at one of these swinger events. Years ago, before I found Jesus, I was in a wrestling group called “Portland Organic Wrestling”. We did our shows at a tiny and filthy club named Satyricon. There are still a few people that act like they are famous due to this awful “wrestling” group, but I have given up.

I am now focused on shutting down the horrifying new style of music that has emerged called “Emo”. These kids are stealing the KISS facepaint idea, and mixing it with Insane Clown Posse’s Juggalo’s make-up and claiming to be cool. How is cutting yourself and not actually killing yourself cool? Emos need to learn one thing… Don’t cut across the tracks, a train goes right down the tracks. Left to right is never right, up and down is very sound. Stop being a pussy.

Many of you are wondering why I was talking about Emo’s and the Warped Tour, but have you seen the schedule? This looks like a gigantic crying festival with a few anal rapes involved. If you do not like anal rape avoid this concert series of sodomy.

Blood on the Dance Floor is playing. One of the members has a Rape conviction against him, yet 12 year olds still worship him. All Time Low is playing, yet the guitarist was accused of murder. Chelsea Grin is allowed to play even though a girl dropped dead during their set earlier this summer. It is said that she was high on a new synthetic drug called Monster Energy. They say that she ingested over 64oz of this drug in just 4 hours. These bands are encouraging kids to get high on this drug and get in “the pit”. “The pit” is a circle where kids go so the bands can take turns sodomizing them. This makes the kids feel like the bands actually like them, and aren’t just making music for the money. This whole festival is a nightmare.

When I went to my first Warped Tour in 1995, it was Punk bands that had something to say, now it is bands that cause people to die or kill themselves, like the Chelsea Grin girl. I have become disgusted by this new wave of suicidal music called EMO. The Warped Tour seems to have been taken over by it. Gone are the staples like Social Distortion, The Descendants, Reel Big Fish or The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones. Now we have bands that cry about being bullied while being bullies themselves and forcing kids to take drugs and have abortions.

As a Christian and Republican, I will not complain about these awful fakes, but I will point out that they are evil musicians and deserve to be murdered in the most awful way. I am actually not sure that some of these people are musicians after looking them up on the Interweb Netsite called YouTube though. There was a “band” called Falling in Reverse , who is scheduled to play. They had absolutely 0% talent. Then there was a band called New Found Glory playing….HAHAHAHA. Talk about gays loving gays, Gross. Vampires Everywhere? Do we need more Twilight references? Also, that band is just awful. Taking Back Sunday? Sunday is God’s day! Go away, you Emo whores! Of Mice and Men? You probably relate more to the mice than the men.

Last year, at the Warped Tour, I decided to start a poll. I wanted to see which new STDs people caught at this show. I have 3500 e-mails from people who have caught a disease because of this show, and that was from last year before Skrillex and the Emo bands became part of it. Cases of forced sodomy rose 743% during the weekend of this festival. Cases of forced abortion rose over 3000% that weekend as well.

It turns out that every year at the Warped Tour, there are 8213 cases of pregnancy, and over 15,000 cases of new STDS. Nobody reports this because Planned Parenthood has an abortion tent set up there. Planned Parenthood is destroying our beautiful White babies.

How can we combat this pure evil? Bands like “Everytime I die” and “Funeral Party” are playing this festival in front of our White children. They might try to suicide themselves after listening to a band called “Miss May I”. or “Pierce the veil”.

The point of this article was to show you that only people like Amy Grant, Michael W. Smith, Petra, D.C. Talk and Stryper are wholesome bands. If you do not want an STD or do not want to be reverse sodomized or do not wish to have a forced abortion, do not go to this festival because all of that will happen. Do not go to any Music festivals unless Amy Grant or One Bad Pig are involved. Have a safe summer, and Praise Jesus.

About The AuthorYears of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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Just because you stole some guys’ drugs and lit yourself up like the 4th of July doesn’t mean you did ANYTHING but waste time. I don’t think there’s a single line in that entire rant of yours that’s true.

No, I’d wager that less than 10% of this piece of shit blog post is true. To count: there’s a band called Blood on the Dance Floor, KISS and ICP wear face paint, and the rest is just the names of some people or bands.

So when are you booking these bands for your Clubs
lots of YOUNG impressionable Girls and boys for you aug and the others to prey upon would flock to your venues

Good old Capitalist money making opportunity with lots of PERV potential. Sounds just what Aug. billy boy Erich Sean look for even Suzie cobweb crack might get lucky if the Audience get as high as you say and think they do

Talk all you want!! You know why? Cuz HATERS GUNNA HATE!!!!!!! And talk all you want about me, your just mad cuz your god is stupid and pathetic and made up! Yea you heard me I don’t believe in your fag of a god!

You are a mentally handicapped midget. Is that better? Your mother obviously drank heavily and used drugs during her pregnancy which happened only due to her father having intercourse with her on her 14th birthday. Clear enough for you now?

Because the clear fact is, you don’t. You’re an idiot, you couldn’t get a woman no matter how hard you try, you’re deep in the closet and you refuse to admit that and continue to lie to yourself and everyone else, and you’re deluded beyond all reasoning.

I have invited you to visit my home and my clubs, yet you denied the offers. You could have met my beautiful FIANCEE, Ser, if you accepted the offer. I have offered to prove every statement I have ever made, yet you refuse. You can’t go calling somebody a liar when they offer proof and you don’t accept the offer.

You are a mentally handicapped midget. Is that better? Your mother obviously drank heavily and used drugs during her pregnancy which happened only due to her father having intercourse with her on her 14th birthday. Clear enough for you now?
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Bruce Moron
“Was this your childhood ?, an autobiography?”

Oh my fucking god. Y’all are so goddamn stupid! Bruce you don’t know shit! Falling In Reverse, Black Veil Brides, Of Mice and Men, Blood On The Dance Floor, etc have been keeping me from committing suicide! Get your goddamn facts straight before you go trashing music that some people love!

Thought I’m leaving the research up to you and Bruce. So far you’re miles ahead of him in terms of how close you are to being right. You’re still far off, but still better than Bruce (then again, he IS an idiot, so make of that what you will).

Well, right there you just lied when you said you never have, you’ve never been to a Warped Tour in your life, you’ve claimed to have an insanely high IQ, you claim to be better than people, and that’s just what’s on this page alone.

I have actually been to 6 Warped Tours. I performed at one of them as well. I didn’t say that I have NEVER lied, just not since I found Jesus. I am a card carrying member of MENSA, I have even offered to meet you at a meeting anytime. You can’t prove that anything I say is a lie, so quit while you are just a little behind.

I know you are a liar Bruce because I actually went and it was fun and perfectly fine. Nothing satanic happens, just people walking around trying to listen to music. All this bullshit your trying to say happens does’nt. I find it very odd that you people are the only one’s who say its evil when people who have actually gone enjoy it.

Bruce, you can’t prove that anything you said is true either. A card carrying member of some institution? By all means, show us a legitimate card instead of one you made up. You went to this ‘Warped Tour’? Surely you could provide evidence in the way of a photograph.

Then again, you ARE the idiot that named your ‘girlfriend’ after your dog.

Look at the line-up for the first few Warped Tours and tell me that I have never been there. I was a Punk rocker before I found Jesus. I was in a band called “Defiance” here in Portland. I used to enjoy many of the Devil’s bands, but I realized that my life was completely worthless and filled with hatred and pain so I turned to Jesus and he has helped me build my life into something wonderful. That is why I am here warning all of you about this awful festival and the bands that perform there.

If anything, Ouro, I would have thought that Bruce’s article would incline the reader to believe that he has indeed been to one or more Warped Tours.

He mentions the likes of Social Distortion, The Descendents and Reel Big Fish and makes the point that back in the good old days in 1995 “it was punk bands that had something to say” rather than the mascara-dripping, FM-friendly emo remora that has since attached itself to the event. The story drips authenticity.

If you want to take issue with other aspects of the story, go ahead. But trying to tell Bruce that he’s never been there doesn’t cut it.

Brother Bruce is very gifted when it comes to reporting on rock music and acid metal of this sort. I have met him at a number of these shows while I’ve also been researching this evil, much of which is shocking with all of the self-mutilation, vampirism, rape, and homogay innuendo that goes on. No wonder they call it “Warped.”
His credentials are impeccable. His gifts are from the Lord. Anyone considering a life of emosexuality needs to listen good to Bruce Danus.
What really upsets me is how the instruments of Satan himself attempt to marginalize Brother Bruce through ad hominem attack in order to distract potential and real followers of this evil.
Be aware of these devil apologists, many of whom regularly post on this great forum. They will not stop luring the young and weak willed into the private hell of emosexuality until they are in it burning and gnashing in toil.

She didn’t die from hearing their music. Her death is unknown at this time. Obviously Warped Tour and Chelsea Grin cannot be held responsible. People may get hurt at these festivals, but it’s at their own risk. And I actually went to Warped and it’s not really violent at all.

No she didn’t die of their music. Death-Core is a genre not something that actually causes death. Music doesnt just magically kill you especially when there are thousands of kids around. What it just didn’t affect them? Her causes of death are unknow at this moment I send my sympothy to her family but you cant blame the whole tour and a band for a tragic accident.

The band obviously chose her as their sacrifice for the tour. Anybody that worships death and Satan, like Chelsea Grin, need to perform at least one sacrifice per tour to keep Satan happy and have “fans” attend. I put quotes around the word fans because nobody in their right mind could like Chelsea Grin’s “music”.

Really? I happen to like Chelsea Grins music. And wtf this girl was no sacrifice. I’m pretty sure if someone died every single tour it would be shut down. I guess it isnt possible she had a health condition or an injury? No just do what you always do and blame the innocent people. No one sacrificed a girl to Satan in front of everyone. There just so happens to be security and medical assistance standing by at warped tour shows.

Okay lets just ignore the fact that illness, injury, and other reasonable reasons are impossible.

Really, you think a band that has been touring fine without any deaths just suddenly kills a person for satanic reasons? And then theres the fact you call them satanic just because they scream, when in fact there are christian screamo bands.

“How is cutting yourself and not actually killing yourself cool? Emos need to learn one thing… Don’t cut across the tracks, a train goes right down the tracks. Left to right is never right, up and down is very sound. Stop being a pussy.”

So you actually tell them to do suicide? wow… you’re the worst…

“If you do not like anal rape avoid this concert series of sodomy.”

You won’t be sodomized if you will go there.

““The pit” is a circle where kids go so the bands can take turns sodomizing them.”

“I have become disgusted by this new wave of suicidal music called EMO.”

EMO isn’t a music sytle. It’s a style in general meaning.

“I have become disgusted by this new wave of suicidal music called EMO. The Warped Tour seems to have been taken over by it. Gone are the staples like Social Distortion, The Descendants, Reel Big Fish or The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones. Now we have bands that cry about being bullied while being bullies themselves and forcing kids to take drugs and have abortions.

As a Christian and Republican, I will not complain about these awful fakes, but I will point out that they are evil musicians and deserve to be murdered in the most awful way. I am actually not sure that some of these people are musicians after looking them up on the Interweb Netsite called YouTube though. There was a “band” called Falling in Reverse , who is scheduled to play. They had absolutely 0% talent. Then there was a band called New Found Glory playing….HAHAHAHA. Talk about gays loving gays, Gross. Vampires Everywhere? Do we need more Twilight references? Also, that band is just awful. Taking Back Sunday? Sunday is God’s day! Go away, you Emo whores! Of Mice and Men? You probably relate more to the mice than the men.”

If you don’t like it then don’t listen to is.
Complaining about such things is same as if you would go in a restaranut and order something which you really don’t like and then complain about it, infront of other people. Grow up please.

“Last year, at the Warped Tour, I decided to start a poll. I wanted to see which new STDs people caught at this show. I have 3500 e-mails from people who have caught a disease because of this show, and that was from last year before Skrillex and the Emo bands became part of it. Cases of forced sodomy rose 743% during the weekend of this festival. Cases of forced abortion rose over 3000% that weekend as well.”

I bet you can’t prove that.

“It turns out that every year at the Warped Tour, there are 8213 cases of pregnancy, and over 15,000 cases of new STDS. Nobody reports this because Planned Parenthood has an abortion tent set up there. Planned Parenthood is destroying our beautiful White babies.”

You can’t prove it again, right?

“They might try to suicide themselves after listening to a band called “Miss May I”. or “Pierce the veil”.”

First you tell on the start of that article, that they should cut themself up and down on arms to kill themself, and now you care that they might kill themself, because of such bands. You really are an idiotic hypocrite…

“The point of this article was to show you that only people like Amy Grant, Michael W. Smith, Petra, D.C. Talk and Stryper are wholesome bands.”

The point of this article was to show you that i don’t like such music, but i still like to complain about it and tell those “emos” how to kill themselves, but on the other side, i’m concerned that they might do suicide, if they will listen to such music. Yes, i’m a hypocrite.

Glad you replied Auggy, because I have something to admit… I’m messing with you…Have been this whole week…In fact, I’m not even the REAL Ouroboros…Dude’s been on vacation this past week…I just made the bet with him that I could actually get you to stop talking to him…Little does he know that I know his account password…Easiest $20 I ever made..

But I wouldn’t want to permanently ruin whatever you and Ouro had going, so I’m coming clean…I apoligize for what anguish I may have caused you

Tarnish? I wouldn’t go that far…I mean, did I make Ouroboros look any worse than before? I see my little rant isn’t the first time Ouro has blown up at August…It was just that August finally listened to “him” for once…Way I see it, the only one who got hurt was August

Wrong, I have been with ALOT of guys who are in love with this genre of music and make music themselves and like 90% of them were over 15 and they have very happy and normal lives. Just because you don’t like this kind of music doesnt mean other people don’t, it’s called an opinion not a fact.

So your admitting to judging me. What made you think that I’m a slut? And how are you “fairly certain” that you are correct? I’m not a slut, but I don’t give a fuck if you think I am because you have so much wrong with you calling people name’s is really the only thing you have going for you.

Wow you seriosuly just edited my comment? I see you have no balls. The only way to win a fight with a teenage girl is to change the comment. At least a good internet tr*ll would try to best me instead of being chicken shit.

You know what? I’ve been strugging with depression for years now and I know how bad it hurts when you people do this stuff, so I come here to defend people from feeling what I have to. But I feel bad for you, you have to resort to trying to make me miserable and go back into my depression and if you have to do that, I can only imagine how bad your life must be. Your life must suck to try to make a 15 year old girl want to kill herself. You have to sit here and call a virgin a slut just because I speak up for the people you hurt, I wonder what fucked you up so much in the mind where this is how you find enjoyment.

Maddy, you could have cleared up all of this confusion by saying that you were a virgin to begin with. I was just using the fact that 98% of all AS7X, BVB, and BOTDF fans will sleep with anybody wearing clothes from Hot Topic. I apologize. Keep yourself pure. Good work, kiddo.

Thank you. This internets webs site is now the number six most popular site in my country amongst people who cannot afford to own a computer with modem. While a senator and before the unpleasantness, I chaired a committee to bring music and culture to my homeland. Noone in my country would ever consider enjoying any of these musicians. Maybe someone with the bad fever would, they sometimes do crazy things.
Hon. H Mwabwetumba.

How goes passing around the collection plate Augie Boy ?
passed the Dollar mark yet? asked Suzie and the others for a Christian contrubution for the Airfare Erich Von Dingleberry wont give He is worried for his job prospects

Suzie has promised a nice Christian Christwire Welcome if i stop over in Atlanta

Oh god. This story is just a bunch of crap. I went to Warped Tour a few days ago and nothing bad happened. I had fun and I was fine. Oh, and the girl who died at Chelsea Grin wasn’t sacrificed, she had heart issues. I’m literally laughing at this article.