-Vahgina Hertz (Like on Family Guy)
-One of the BEST people you'll EVER meet.
-Always funny.
-Always has the BEST supply of alcohol and knows how to make drinks RIGHT!
-AWESOME dancer.
-Everyone wants to be her friend.
-She'll always have ADORABLE children.
-She knows military time. (Roger that. Copy. Over and out)
-She knows her address when written down.
-Sings with a voice of Fergie and Jesus.
-If you go through life without knowing her, your life was pointless.

Old Man 1: "Damn I wish I would've known a Valleen before I die. My life seems so incomplete."
Old Man 2: "You have no idea what you missed out on!"