Man sentenced for kissing sees irony of prison rape.

Ayman Najafi remained upbeat today after being sentenced to a month in a Saudi penetentiary where prisoner sexual abuse is rife.

"Really, you've got to laugh in the end" Mr Najafi told the dock before he was lead off to begin his sentence, "considering I've been banged up for a light hearted kiss, ironically I'm now likely to get it at a rate that would put Gary Glitter to shame". Asked if he had any last messages for loved ones Mr Najafi quipped "can you get me the number of a good arsehole refitter" much to the amusement of the court.