Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Social Media calls him a Pappu – and
it is not for no reason. You will know why after reading this writeup fully.

R Jethmalani frowned at him as a
Disaster – This one speech will prove Ram J 100% right.

Youtube comments term him as a retard –
And that is not longer an insult. You can see it for yourself why.

S Swamy “praises” him as a Buddhu –
He has proved he's way beyond a Buddhu, in this speech.

VS Achuthanandnan laughed at him as an
Amul Baby – This speech's logic will even make kids chuckle.

For now, let's politely call him a
stand up comedian.. an unintended one, but that's OK :)

There are three parts to this writeup. The Video, Serious questions and Humorous comments. Ideally go in that order, but if you are pressed for time, skip the first or even the second section to run to the third section.

Section 1:

Firstly, Watch this video of Rahul Gandhi's
speech at the CII with hilarious scrolling texts, and you will know
why we want to call him a stand up comedian. He turns into a
joke by himself, makes no sense, has no oratory skills and
makes a mockery of himself by going all around with zero meaningful
message delivery.

Rahul Gandhi Epic Fails Marathon at
CII (Chamber of Indian Commerce)

Section 2:

After I made the mistake of listening
to the entire video, a hilarious mistake though, let me ask Rahul
Gandhi some serious questions. I swear to God, I could not make head
or tail of what he was saying, so these are honest questions of a
confused listener. If you have a chance to meet Rahul ever, as he has no presence in the social media directly, please
pass on these questions to him and educate us about his answers.

1) Dear Rahul Gandhi, What is India?

Rahul: “There is a tendency to
look at India as a country. In our everyday life we see India as a
national structure. But if you go back slightly more than that, go
back a hundred, two hundred years, you would find that India is
energy, it is a force. If you go back a thousand years, two thousand
years, you would find that force came from our rivers, Ganga, Yamuna,
Saraswati. We worshiped these rivers and the reason we worshiped
these rivers was because that is where our energy came from, and
everything we had was built on these rivers. Now we have gone way
beyond that. We have built structures that are allowing this energy
to rise, to explode. And it’s an honour for me to be here because
as this energy moves from India and goes abroad, you are the cutting
edge. You are the people on the first line. You are the people who
are our ambassadors. You are the people who tell the world what this
energy is about“

Confusion:
Dear Rahul, if India is not a country, but a national structure,
which was energy 200 years back, also a force 200 years back, was the
energy of rivers we worshiped 2000 years back, and now this energy is
about to explode, and it will move abroad via the cutting edge first
line of business people (the audience), who are also the ambassadors,
what should they tell the world India is?? Can you come again?

2) Did anyone in the world think of
India in 1991?

Rahul: “Over the last couple
of years, you have done a tremendous job. The image of India
has
changed. I went to University in 1991, and I remember, nobody thought
of India.”

Clarification: Rahul, I don't know if you recall properly while
getting into that 'unnamed' university in 1991, but I was old enough
in 1991 to absorb the world views clearly. The world was laughing at
India that went bankrupt by 1990. Yes, the image was not positive, but the world thought of India daily. It as even projected as a country just about to implode into a balkanized Asian region. Between 1990 and 1992, India was
forced by all the major powers of the world, through World Bank and
IMF, to get rid of the socialistic hurdles setup by your grand mother
and great grand father. We call that now as an economic reform, but
it took India a global shame of pawning its gold in London, to make
balance of payments during that period. So dear, the world very much
thought of India, but with lots of pity, thanks to how your family
ruined India's economy by then. And the next phase is happening now
with falling Rupee under your mom's government.

3) Rahul, how do you describe nights
in India?

Rahul: “It was a dark night
some years ago when my team and I got on the Gorakhpur”

Rahul: “from the dust of
Gorakhpur to the glitter of Mumbai. Took us Thirty Six hours. It is
called an Express!”

Question:
Rahul, even in 2012-13 if it takes 36 hours to travel 1650 KM, and
you sarcastically call that an “express”, shouldn't the blame go
to your family that has ruled India for most part of these years
without any significant improvement in the train speed?

5) What is Rahul's idea of the
“spirit” of India?

Rahul: “I spoke to a young
Muslim boy setting out to start his life. He had no idea what work he
was going to do. I asked him, “Boss what happens if you reach
Mumbai and there is nothing for you to do?”
(He said): “If I
reach Mumbai and there is nothing for me to do, I'll get on a train,
I’ll go to
Bangalore.” That is the spirit of this country.
Forward moving; brave. ”

Explanation: Dear Rahul Gandhi, that is not called spirit of
India. First of all a young man leaving home with no destination in
mind, is a shameful state of poverty in Uttar Pradesh from where you
and your mother are MPs. Secondly, what you are describing as
“forward moving and brave” is actually the desperation of the
poor to escape poverty in their small towns and villages, due to
failed economic policies of successive governments in India, and most
of them ruled by your party. Be ashamed!

You would have
understood that young man's desperation only if anyone in your family worked for money in a regular job, during the past 4
generations. I am talking about 10 to 20 years of productive employment, instead of living off tax payers money.
Sorry for being blunt, but you would have understood his poverty if
you worked for even 10 years to earn a living in the fiercely competitive Indian job market.

6) Rahul, how do you describe
monsoon early morning in Mumbai?

Rahul: “4’o clock in the
morning, we walk off in the galis of Bombay, monsoon season, feet
were going into puddles.”

Query:
Sir, if there are puddles even in India's financial capital, can you
imagine how much “Bharat Nirman” has happened in the smaller
towns and cities of India during the past 9 years of your mother's
governance?

7) Rahul, can you tell us about the
most important infrastructure need of India?

Rahul: “We have to provide the
roads on which our dreams are paved. And these roads can’t have
potholes. They can’t breakdown in 6 months. They have to be big
roads, because they are going to carry strong people, they are going
to carry strong forces.”

Comment:
Glad that you talked of roads. Do you know that the first job your
family did after coming to power in 2004, was to slow down the
massive road building project setup by Vajpayee government? Not only
that, they even spent crores to remove his pictures from all those
highways being built. And now you lecture about building roads? Wah!

8) Please tell us more about your
train journey.

Rahul: “people were not the
only things moving in that train. Ideas moved with them.”

Clarification:
Rahul baba.. I don't know if you ever traveled for 36 hours in a
train in your entire life, amidst ordinary people of India. I doubt
you did considering the way you are talking about one train journey.
Yes, trains carry people and trains carry ideas all the time. Ask any
migrant to any big city and they will tell how they came with big
ideas and positive spirit. Maybe you should travel in trains more
often, particularly in the sleeper and general compartments.

9) What's the biggest problem in
India today?

Rahul: “Our problem is not
joblessness, it is lack of training and skills”

Shock:
Dear baba.. do you even understand why people don't get jobs? Don't
tell me you don't know the meaning of the word 'joblessness'!

10) Dear Rahul, describe India's
educational system to a chamber full of business people.

Rahul: “Look at our text
books, open them out. Most of the stuff is not really relevant to
what they are going to do. Who knows what they are going to do. You
know what they are going to do. Why? Because you are going to give
them the jobs. You are the guys who are going to employ them. Do you
have a role in our education curricula? Do they ask you? Do
they? Does someone come to you and say, hey listen, what do you
think? Does it happen? I am asking. Does it happen systemically? Do
you have structures in universities? Not individual relationships. Do
you have structures in universities that allow you to impact what the
IIT is teaching? Do you? It is a question. You don’t. Those are the
type of structures we have to build. Our universities structures are
closed. They are silos. I meet these guys, they are brilliant guys,
absolutely brilliant, but a university today is a network. It’s no
longer a silo; the network has to be
connected to the industry. It
has to take input from industry and it is not happening.”

Confusion:
Rahul baba.. if India's text books are obsolete, if you are not sure
who will give jobs to those studying those text books, if there are
no structures in the universities, if the government does not consult
business owners frequently, then it is whose fault? Your Congress
party which has ruled for nearly all but 10 years since independence,
or someone else? And, we are still scratching our head to make sense
of what you said above.

11) What's Rahul's advice to a group
of top business people of India?

Rahul: “And that is where you
guys come in. You are the people who are going to take the lead for
the creation of jobs”

Comment:
Yes, they will create jobs. But what do you do with lakhs of
crores of public money, being doled out through NREGA and other
employment schemes? Can you tell the nation how many jobs were
created during UPA 2 and contrast with earlier governments? How many
jobs did you create as an MP of Amethi in the past 9 years?

12) Baba, what's that Kennedy speech
excerpt you mentioned?

Rahul: “President Kennedy
famously said that a rising tide raises all boats. I oversee a
women’s self help group movement in my constituency and in Uttar
Pradesh. Chatting to them once, I told them this and said the
President of the United States said a rising tide raises all boats. A
rising tide doesn’t raise people who don’t have a boat. We have
to help build the boat for them”

Comment:
Rahul baba.. even when giving metaphors they must make sense to
the audience and also the people you talk about. Amethi is at least
40 KM from a big river and why do they even need a boat? If you
talked to someone in Mangaluru, Prayag or Kanyakumari this boat
analogy would have made sense to them. Something to think about..

13) Rahul sir, any views on
alienation of communities?

Rahul: “When you play the
politics of alienating communities you stop the flow of movement
of
people and ideas – and when that happens we all suffer.”

Comment:
Aha.. Do you remember your party's “Saffron terror” nonsense?
When such politically and religiously motivated statements are made, without any
supporting facts, will they do anything but alienate communities? Speak to
Shinde, Diggy and Chidu once and also read what Wiki leaks wrote
about your own views on this topic.

14) And baba, what was that comment
about exponential thinking?

Rahul: “As we have moved
forward to meet these challenges we must remember that we have
a
tendency in India to think about solving all our problems
incrementally. This is a
mistake. There are some problems,
which require exponential solutions. Whenever
India has
done well it has done so not by incremental steps but by
radically
transforming its structures. Look at our successes –
from the Green Revolution to
the White Revolution to the IT and
Telecoms Revolution. All those successes were
the result of
exponential thinking.”

Clarification: My head is spinning now. Who taught you about
Green revolution, white revolution, IT and Telecom revolution? I am
from a generation that lived through IT revolution. I can tell
confidently that all the growth happened in steps. India did not jump
from land line to smart phone directly. It went through basic phone
upgrades. Internet for IT did not reach 20Mbps speed overnight. I
used internet 18 years back via a modem when even 56 kbps was a
luxury. There was no guarantee that most of the packets won't be lost in
transmission. India did not get flashy Windows i7 laptops overnight.
It took over 25 years to move from a 32 bit 386 processor to today's i7. India did not jump to cloud computing overnight. It took decades of
computing improvements. Get your basics right Rahul baba..

15) Lastly, Rahul sir, what are the
basic components of business?

Rahul: “The poor are one
component of our country. Business is another component. The
middle-class is the third component. We have to work with all these
components.”

Comment:
Ayyo... have you heard of producer and consumer model at all? Which
college did you go to sir?

Did you have enough? I think I had
enough of these serious remarks.

Section 3:

So, Let's read some hilarious
comments from below the video:

“He should
be honored with the﻿ title of 'Sir'
after Ravindra Jadeja.”

“The level
of radiation of dumbness from this guy is orders of magnitude larger
than the radiation of all﻿ of the
radioactive materials present on this planet”

“You
forgot to put Rahul baba saying,﻿ Rani
ki Jhansi!"

“The New
channel should﻿ call him every week and
turn this hour into a weekly comedy show. need a headache medicine
asap now.”

“Share it on your Facebook profile
titled as, ""Most﻿ inspiring
Speech"", I bet you will lose all your friends...”

“Watching
this﻿ clip was very painful and
frustrating! Leave alone his IQ... I think it is criminal even to
bear him speak. Now just think if ever he becomes PM? What a
terror!”

“My kid in
the ninth standard﻿ would do a better
job...what an Idiot”

“He is
uttering retardedness like a tracer bullet..:P”

“My﻿
EARS are bleeding... But i still cant stop laughing !!”

“Has﻿
he ever listened to himself??”

And here is
the best comment: “CII must have fired﻿
the guy who came up with idea of inviting him”

And, this
particular comment sums up Rahul's IQ:

02:40 Poor people= Weak people?04:34 "They are going to carry strong people". So leave the weak (=poor) people behind?06:36 "let me go back to the women". (Then searches for the "women")06:50 lost "it" (women??)07:32 opposite of incremental is exponential?? (nobody taught that math to me)09:30 5 crores divided among 700 pradhans. So each gets a "couple of crores". I must be﻿ a bad engineer to not know the math behind it12:14 Definitely not if you are that guy on the horse14:10 Yoga=Dance?

Long live Rahul baba.... and let 100s
of such #PappuCII speeches flow into the “land of energy” :)

Monday, July 8, 2013

Let us blame BJP and
RSS

After any terror attack in India, we
can almost predict how the “seculars” (read as anyone not
associated with BJP or Sangh ideology) react. Here are some examples
to prove the point.

Terror attack 1: The 26/11 attack on
India by Pakistani terrorists.

After the dastardly terror attack on Mumbai in 2008, which was nothing but a well planned and funded proxy war waged by Pakistan on Indian civilians through brainwashed Jihadi terrorists, Congress party's General Secretary Digvijaya Singh released a book. RSS ka Shadyantra, 26/11 (RSS conspiracy, 26/11).

Digvijaya Singh, an ex CM of Madhya Pradesh, and the teacher of Rahul Gandhi, even went on to say that the Mumbai ATS chief Hemant Karkare had called him, hours before he was killed in the terror attacks, to tell him about threats he had received for probing Hindu extremists and their terror links.

Image: milligazette

No wonder investigators feel disheartened when the ruling Congress party's top leader openly misleads the nation this way. It was well established right from the start that the terrorists were Pakistanis. Indian and American courts clearly proved the facts in the coming days resulting in convictions and even the execution of Ajmal Kasab, the lone Pakistani Jihadi terrorist caught in the attack.

Senior Congress leader Siddaramaiah raised suspicions of BJP’s hand in a bomb blast, that occurred near BJP office in Bangalore on Wednesday.Speaking to press persons on the sidelines of a party workers meet of Krishnaraja constituency, in Mysore, he said that there were chances of BJP colluding with anti-social elements to “plant a bomb” near its office, “for electoral gains”.

Here also, the orgasmic premature verdicts from Congress camp turned out to be totally false. The 2013 Bengaluru blast was linked by the probing police to Al Ummah, a banned Islamic terrorist organization from Tamil Nadu. Nearly 12 terrorists are arrested so far and all of them happened to be Jihadis, who have nothing to do with RSS or BJP.

The Bangalore police have identified the person who probably parked the bomb-laden motorcycle near the BJP office in the city on April 17 as Panna Ismail, a former member of the banned Tamil Nadu terror outfit, Al Ummah. He had jumped bail in mid-March in a terror case in Tamil Nadu. Sixteen people, including 11 policemen, were injured in the blast.In the court documents filed by the police, Ismail, a resident of Tirunelveli, Tamil Nadu, has been named in the list of 12 persons accused of carrying out the blast. While documents say that Ismail and two other Tamil Nadu men, Bilal Mallick and Fakruddin, are at large, the police have shown the arrests of nine others. Both Mallick and Fakruddin are linked to Al Ummah.

So yet again, Congress supporters and top leaders got foot in the mouth. Worse, no apologies to India for misleading yet another terror attack.

Terror attack 3: The May 2013 terror attack on a Congress election convoy in Chhattisgarh.

This was more bizarre than the earlier ones. Here, within minutes, tweets and messages were floating on how BJP government failed, how Raman Singh the CM must be dismissed and so on. Lots of drama unfolded with Sonia Gandhi even rushing with lot of top leaders, issuing statements and then press giving lot of anti BJP sermons.

And after the initial high drama after this unfortunate incident, completely politicizing the terror attack to blame it on BJP, NIA found top Congress leaders hand-in-glove with terrorists.

The same Congress workers who were holding banners "Raman Singh Sharam Karo" (Shame on him), were no where to be seen when NIA confirmed Congress conspiracy behind Chhattisgarh naxal attack.

So yetanother terror attack, this time by Communist Maoists, back fired on Congress after all the initial shouting against BJP. The attack was established by NIA as a handiwork of Communist Terrorists hand-in-glove with Congress top leaders of Chhattisgarh. Investigation is still going on.

Terror attack 4: The July 2013 attack on Gaya's Buddhist temple.
Even before the NIA investigators are in Patna, already the "secular" nonsense to blame BJP, Modi and Sangh started after this terror attack. See some selected ones (thanks to friend Ajit Gupta for pointers)

It's incredible how many of these "analysis" and "views" match with the Congress ring leader Digvijaya Singh's own RSS and BJP phobia.

He "warned" Nitish Kumar in particular and non-BJP ruled states in general, to be "careful".

If you have carefully observed so far, you won't be surprised if this Bodhgaya attack may also eventually turn out to be some Jihadi terrorist hand, and nothing to do with RSS or BJP.

When will these shameful "seculars" grow up? That too on matters of significant national interest like terror attacks?