Have you ever felt sad or lonely?Have you ever felt two feet tall?Have you ever thought, "Man, if onlyI was anybody else at all."They like to kick youwhen times get roughAnd you give your allBut it's not enough

And sticks and stones might break your bonesBut words can break your heartBut if you don't know where to goI'll show you where to start

Kill yourself, it'll only take a minuteYou'll be happy that you did itJust go over to your ovenAnd shove your head in itKill yourself, really, you should do itThere's really nothing to itJust grab a mugAnd chug a cup of lighter fluid

I sound un-empatheticI sound mean and rudeSuicide is an epidemicAnd I don't want to be misconstruedSigns of depressiongo overlookedSo if you're depressedThen you need to bookA therapy sessionTalk about your depressionLet a professional hear itBut if you search formoral wisdomin Katy Perry's lyrics

Kill yourself, it won't be painfulIf you are ableTo give a little kiss to an oncoming trainKill yourself, it's over There's a trigger, pull itGet it through your head, it being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plugSuck a pipe of exhaustMake some toast in the tubNail yourself to a crossHold your breath till it's goneDrink a gallon of maceBe gay in IranLet Oprah sit on your faceJump off of a bridgeSkinny dip in a floodSky dive attached to a fridgeDrink a Haitian guy's bloodBreak into the zooGive a tiger a shoveEat a Philips head screwMarry Courtney Love

I hopped off the plane at L.A.X. with a dream and my cardiganWelcome to the land of fame, excess, whoa! am I gonna fit in?Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first timeLook to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famousMy tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesickToo much pressure and I'm nervousThat's when the taxi man turned on the radio

And the Jay-Z song was onAnd the Jay-Z song was onAnd the Jay-Z song was on

Oh,Well imagine,As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,And I can't help but to hear,No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."