Mini-Warhead goes back to school tomorrow. I recall what a depressing pain in the arse that is and so Mrs Warhead and me thought We'd cheer him up the only way how, short of burning down the school. By buying LoTR Lego sets in a mega sale! YAY! Mini-Warhead built all the sets himself! Truly he is learning the Way of the Brik.

I threw in my Beastmen/Orc Horde and some Elvin Peach types and stuff to make the number of figs more impressive.

The Orc and Beastman Horde advance!

Zahura's Trollarm dude helps Gimli count Uruk Hai heads.

The Rohirrim getting their arss and horses kicked at the gate.

Clockwork Sah Silva guards the gate with a troop of Elvin Peach Infantry.

Elvin Peach Magi defend the culvert. The Halfling Belkar Bitterleaf a Holy Templar of Blahdyblah and a Dwarf is all that stands in the Orcs way should the wall fail.

True to the Film Plots of Fate a Uruk Hai Berserker goes unnoticed with a great big lit torch.

Mini-Warhead's been busy with my Camera... I just let him at it and tried to decide what the hell happened by getting his account of the action and guesswork.

The defenders are beaten back by the Orc horde. Shitgoats press the attack as the doors slam in their feces... I mean faces.

Gimli true to climatic cliche is drawn to the postern gate, all the way from the other side of the keep. As a reward he's given a right tossing by Aragon... not that Mini-Warhead knows why that's funny... I hope.

By magical Mini-Warhead effects the Dwarf swings on a fine line of white thread into the shitgoats.

Much cleaving and hewing abounds!

Gimli, being obviously Scottish is unstopable. The Shitgoats don't stand a chance and the others decline his invite to C'mon Then Yah Bams!

Gate cleared Gimli withdraws through the gates doors.

Regaining their bravery a Troll launches a... rock?

Again, by the power of string another fortune is saved by the graphics department and spent on drink and fast sleazy wumin by the producer.

Um... hardly noticeable.

No gate could withstand such an onslaught of Rock.

Gimli gets hit in the face with a Trolls Rocks.

Troll Assault! The Elves brace.

...I may have to explain how showing the chain of events and taking pictures of the action is important to Mini-warhead. I can only guess that Clockwork Silva out Trolled the Troll.

The wall on the opposite side in the usual Troll Berserker vs. explosives in culvert manner is also un-photographed. Some suitable after carnage is caught at the end by me however.

Meanwhile Zahura Trollarm, having been abandoned by Gimli takes out his annoyance on the never ending line of foes.