An Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputy spotted the man trespassing at a Destin park, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News in Fort Walton Beach.

That's when the man, Edmund Berkeley Barksdale, tried to explain his ‘business’ to the deputy.

And the proof was in the pudding: Barksdale then reached into his shorts with his hand. When the 55-year-old man removed his hand, the deputy noted it had fecal matter on it, according to the arrest report.

Unfortunately, Barksdale isn't the only person that has faced a messy arrest.

3. Loaded mom unloads -- alas, look where she decided to.... She put her unlicensed minor daughter in the driver's seat. She was too busy dumping a can of Bud Lite out the window as the cop approached.