Adventures in Modern Communication

The Hanttula Contact Form — an interactive story formulated by Hanttula but told by you. Enter the details of your message-story below. As you complete the form, the content & options may just change. Intriguing? Perhaps! Terrifying? It shouldn’t be. Just start with your name and see where the form takes you.

Your Story Begins

Hello, Hanttula. My name is

Name*

. My email address, which will not be shared or misused, is

Email Address*

.

I am writing to you from the part of the world known as

From*

. An interesting detail about this particular region is

Something Interesting*

. Moreover, something that you may wish to know about me is that I

Don't Overshare*

.

I am contacting you today, because I have important news that demands your time and attention! More specifically, I'm writing to

Reason for Writing*

provide feedback on this beta version of the site.

tell you a short tale.

issue you a dire warning.

predict your future.

initiate a fascinating conversation.

hire you.

join the Hanttula Adventure Team.

submit something to one of the Hanttula.com exhibits.

talk to you about an exciting money-making opportunity.

interview you or discuss press coverage.

Hanttula says:Yes, please! Thank you for your interest in helping Hanttula make the Hanttula site better and more Hanttula-y. Please provide your feedback below.

Want to provide super-deluxe feedback? Include a screenshot of any visual problem that you're seeing (instructions below).

Page You're Referencing:

If there's a specific page that you're referencing with this feedback, please provide the URL here.

Screenshot(s) of Issue

1) take a screenshot of something that doesn't look/work right. [learn how at take-a-screenshot.org] 2) upload the screenshot via CtrlQ. [Instructions for uploading via CtrlQ: Click “Upload Picture”. It will generate a “Direct Link (URL)” and an “Image Embed Code.” Ignore the Image Embed Code. Copy the Direct Link (URL) and paste it in the field below. If there are multiple uploads, just paste all the URLs in the field below.]

Your Feedback*

Hanttula says:A short tale? Great! Stories are wonderful. I look forward to reading it. Will it be a mystery? Maybe something funny? Maybe it'll be one of those stories that changes the course of one's life. Who knows?! I'm excited already. Tell me your story now...

The Title of Your Short Tale*

Your Short Tale*

Hanttula says:GASP! A dire warning?! This sounds dramatic and potentially frightening. Please, provide this warning without further delay! (Note: the contents of this message will most likely be directed to the Hanttula Department of Input Processing, Warnings & Cautions Division. The department director will determine the final delivery of this warning to the appropriate parties.)

Hanttula says:Hmm. I like the sound of this. A good confabulation is always welcome. I wonder what you want to discuss.

So, what did you want to talk about?*

Let's get this chitchat started.

Hanttula says:Welcome, welcome, welcome, noble patron!

Right thi$ way. Maybe I get you a comfortable chair? Ye$? Here you go. $it right down and tell me all about your hope$ & dream$ for working together.

What did you have in mind?*

The floor is yours, noble patron.

Your budget*

Don't be shy.

Hanttula says:Err. Um. Hmm. How much do you know about the team? If you've read up on the Hanttula Adventure Team, you will have learned that inclusion in the team is by invitation only.

But, perhaps your bold move here to request membership is the start of a new kind of adventure? Time will tell.

For now, feel free to make your case...

Are you in the area?*

The Hanttula Adventure Team adventures take part (or start) primarily in Los Angeles

Yes, I am local to the Los Angeles area.

No, I don't know why I'm even requesting membership.

Why do you want to join the Hanttula Adventure Team?*

Hanttula says:Wonderful! Some of our galleries & exhibits are made incredible through the contributions of visitors like you.

I realize that you're already part way through this form, but the best place to submit to Hanttula.com is through the dedicated Hanttula.com Submissions Page (opens in a new tab).

Feel free to keep filling out this form, if you like, but the real submission action happens on the Submissions Page!

Hanttula says:Oh boy. For some reason, a lot of these "I'm going to make you rich" messages come through. I guess there's some sense that artists (even Internet artists) are just sitting on piles of cash to hand over to strangers online who promise fame & fortune.

But, at least you've been honest about your intentions here. So, go ahead and make your case. Just know that I'll be reading it with a raised eyebrow (at best).

I've got this bridge to sell you...*

Please, tell me all about it.

Hanttula says:Hi there! Thanks for your interest in my work, site, or well, in whatever I might be up to.

I'd be happy to chat with you about your press coverage needs. Just fill out the few helpful form fields below.

For your convenience, there's also a dedicated page for members of the Press and active social media types to get a lot of initial questions answered or download media assets. Visit the Hanttula Press Page (opens in a new tab).

Link to your work

Your publication, site, social media channel, etc.

Description of coverage*

What did you have in mind? What is the general nature/angle of your work?

Your Message

Anything else you'd like to add?

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