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The New Secret to a Happy Marriage: A Husband Who Works Long Hours

by Jesse Rasmussenposted Jan 28 2014 8:48AM

Guys you want to really make her happy? Work at least 50 hours a week.According to a new study by the University of Texas, the key to a happy marriage is a husband who works at least 50 hours a week. Their theory WHY is surprisingly sexist though. They believe when men work longer hours, it means they can afford a MAID . . . which makes their wife happy and gives her more time to exercise.

And, I guess her healthy body makes both her and her husband happier?

The study also found the effect ISN'T reversed. When a wife works at least 50 hours a week, it doesn't lead to a happier marriage . . . it only works when the MAN is putting in overtime.

This is simply because men are like dogs (you heard me right), if you don't pet us every once in a while we will find someone else who will.