Writings about writing, messy life stuff, and boisterous insecurities.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Because some men are ass-heads.

Dude. Dude. DUDE!

If you men really want us to stop milking you for money, attention and free drinks why, why, WHY do you literally make it a rule in your game? It's like you almost demand for us to treat you like a walking ATM.

This. Book. Is. Ridiculous.

If you bought this book to try to hook up with these hotties of the night you need to stop hanging out in bookstores and go spend time at the gym. If you don't have a beefy wallet, you need a beefy chest. Seriously. It's that simple.

The women who are self proclaimed nerds in this book call themselves, "a nerd" because they read, "a book". And it was probably this one.

If you have a beefy wallet, skip the book and buy the girl.

Asking a stripper what her real name is, then saying to her, "No, don't tell me. I like the mystery." is going to only get you asked for another $20.

Treat us like targeted door prizes at a raffle and by virtue of human nature we'll in turn see how many tickets we can get you to buy.

Quote of the week: “In Into the Woods, Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel
is thrown from a tower for her prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought
she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby,” - Poehler