Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Turn it Off

I was reading, had the tube on for white noise in the background. My ears pricked up when I heard the reader say something about "Bood Wire." I looked up in time to see these gorgeous nightie models flaunting their wares, and again the voice over was talking about "...in your Bood Wire."

So he wasn't talking about my cousin, Bud Wire afterall.

Segue to news reader, who goes on about homeless people living in the streets, then concludes with "blah, blah, blah, as is so many in America."