->''Beta's Note: Hello again. Turns out that even after the last ordeal, she still wants to write this crap. I apologize ahead of time. On the bright side she seems to have gotten over the need to write 'Geddit' after every time she wrote 'sad' or something equally stupid.''-->-- The stories beta reader, who's also the authors sister

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3309723/1/ 1000TearzOrDeth]] is a ''Literature/HarryPotter'' Fanfic about an emo american girl at Hogwarts with an OverlyLongName, written by a [[SmallNameBigEgo rude author]] who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone [[MyImmortal of the most infamous Fanfic ever]]. Somehow, the [[UpToEleven spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor]], although the snarky comments of the [[SnarkKnight beta reader]] and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.

----!!This work provides examples of:

* CostumePorn* DeadpanSnarker - The beta reader, who's also the authors sister, until she just gave up and stopped even reading the story.* HurricaneOfPuns - Obligatory for a ''MyImmortal'' clone. Yes, they are pointed out.* HollywoodNerd: Has them added to the goth vs prep dynamic, though mostly it's just complimentary to the goth.* JerkJock - The fic introduces "joks" to the [[MyImmortal now standard]] preps vs. goths dynamic.* NobleWolf - A [[DirtyCoward supposedly cool]] one appears in the first chapter to deliver the protagonist the letter from Hogwarts. An owl like everyone else wasn't good enough.* OverlyLongName - Atera Darkness Amy Nny Gerard Klesa Quella Elddir, although everyone calls her Amy.* StealthParody - It's quite possible that the author wrote both the terrible story ''and'' the snarky comments of her ''sister'' to make fun of [[MyImmortal My Immortal]].* TrollFic - Likely, because it resembles ''MyImmortal'' in many ways. Officially, it's basically a [[MyImmortal Raven/Tara]] scenario where the "Raven" is the "Tara's" older sister. The final chapter lacks the supposed beta and has the author act more apologetically and mature, so it might be genuine.* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry - The [[SmallNameBigEgo author]] and her [[SnarkKnight sister]].