I want to. I checked my e-mail this morning and saw that I had 405 unread e-mails related to this website. That's too many for me. I'm going to catch up on reading, and that will probably get me wanting to write again. I'm saying this to make it public, so I can't go back on it later.

When my mom says I need to update, I think it's about time, don't you?

See you guys for real soon!

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Favorite Quotes

"'SHE'S EP! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW EP?' EP's Follower asked shocked 'EP SHOULD BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD!' Everyone took a very large step back from EP's Follower."

-Zako Lord of Randomnessness's story "Skitz!"(P.S. EP's Follower is me!)

"If I had a penny for every time you did or said something stupid, Bill Gates would be cleaning my toilets."

-Me

"Well-behaved women seldom make history."

-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

-Unknown

"It’s never too early to hex something into oblivion. Eat the waffles and kill the boy!"

A Warning:This was made up by me and EP on the bus on the way home from a MAO trip, so...yeah.

"Art Critic 1(looking at still life entitled Still Life With Apple, Banana, and Pear): The apple is obviously filled with anger at the banana.Art Critic 2(looking at same painting): The banana on the other hand is obviously deeply, passionately in love with the pear.Art Critic 1: The pear, unfortunately, is(look at each other)Both: Gay."

"Everyone has multiple personalities. Some people just don't name them."

- My Mom

"Bad! Bad horny kid speedster! "

- Kid Flash's thoughts, Me, "Pink and Red Roses"

“You’re getting mature and I’m getting comfortable, I believe this is when Hell freezes over.”

- Raven, Beautiful Purple Flame, "Roommates"

(Talking about an Emo with ADD)"Ah! I'm so depressed! I'm going to go into a corner and cut myself! (begins to lower knife to wrist) OO! Shiny!"

"Sometimes I feel like I want to rip your head off and throw you out of the tower and let you drown in the sea. But, a few moments later, I just want to shove my tongue into your mouth and have my way with you. It’s very confusing and, to be honest, quite flustering."

It's hard enough being a 14 year old boy and a super hero. Now, Kid Flash finds himself getting flak from all sides for what he wears, both as a 14 year old boy and as a super hero. Can't a speedster catch a break?

One shot. "So that big gun Gizmo was hauling, it swapped their minds?" Aqualad, Mas and Menos tries to find a solution when Speedy and Bumblebee are incapacitated. Surreal only just covers the situation, especially when they have to ask Jinx for help.

I didn't ask for this you know. Miss School Spirit isn't exactly stamped across my forhead in neon letters. But I'm just going to have to grin and bear it, because that's what being homecoming princess is all about. [RavenxBeast Boy][ONESHOT]

[one shot] Answer her, quick! The longer you leave it, the worse it’ll be. She might even get offended and leave. Just open your mouth and speak. SPEAK. All she wants is an answer to one simple question. That's not too difficult, right? [Danny and Sam]

14 years in the future. The tower has been deserted for 8 years, or so Beastboy thinks. When he revisits it for a trip through tormented childhood lane, he gets surprised by someone he hasn't seen in 13 years.... RaeBB, i guess a little bit depressing.

Slade. He hasn't been seen in five years, but that doesn't mean he hasn't been on their minds every single day. In the world of superheroes, there's only room for so much. Can love really fit into their lives? BBxRae, RobxStar.

...And just don't talk. Short, all dialogue oneshots, usually involving Hermione, Ron, and the twins. Ch. 4: 'You don't want to know how to make Miss Granger' 'She of the big brown eyes' 'Just fall right into your arms.'

[They say the reading a good book can immerse you in the plot,] Raven muttered dryly, eyeing the dragon that sailed overhead, [but this is just ridiculous.] Where a book with no words drags the Titans into a world of magic and chaos.

What if none of the Titans had gotten their powers? What if they all met in Jump City anyway? What if they were still expected to save the world? Eventual BBxRae and RobxStar. CHAPTER SEVEN UP! NOW COMPLETE!

The persistent Kid Flash has taken a liking to Jinx. He's convinced that Jinx CAN make her own choices, and that she was meant for more than petty crimes. Can Jinx hold him off, or will his boyish charms win her over? COMPLETE!

Raven seems to be the only one who didn't have the best time on their mission vacation in Tokyo. But why was that? What had made her so grumpy the whole trip? Ravens secrets are slowly revealed. BBxRae

Title says most of it, except no one dies. AU, Pairings BBRae, probably RobStar and possibly KFJinx. Gar Logan always grew up knowing he should stay away from his father's enemies daughter, Rachel Roth. But one night at a party changes it all.

Utterly and blatantly Longerbee. One hundred drabbles on one hundred themes that form a kindasorta story. Ch. 8: Around him, there was a hole inside that she never noticed anymore, not until he filled it. COMPLETE

[AU]Raven Roth, Gar Logan, Victor Stone, Kori Anders, and Richard Grayson are all normal students at Jump City High. Drama, Romance, Action, Abusive fathers...this story has it all.[BBRae][RobStar][FlashJinx][CyBee]

I caught her studying me often, though, but I tried not to think about that. It had been two years, and nothing had happened between us. It was doubtful that would change. Looking back, I was always wrong when it came to that girl… Longerbee, twoshot.

OneShots songfics. BBRae pairing. I TAKE SONG REQUESTS! I try my best to take the songs you chose and make a great story out of it! If your not satisfied, full money back guarantee! Rock On! Song: She Talks To Angels

When head detective Lex Twain shows up at the tower entrance with a plea, the titans are hesitant. A murderer stalkes the streets of Jump city, targeting young women and the dectective needs bait: Starfire and Raven.

.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.

Raven volunteers to help Beast Boy get over Terra. After a while he finds he's falling for her. But when he's given a choice between her or Terra, which will he choose? And what will the consequences be for his choice? BBxRae

The old oak tree was very much like all the other trees in Jump’s park. However, Raven could tell that this tree in particular was different. It had seen things that younger, newer trees hadn’t. BBRae Oneshot.

A mockery of almost everything I've seen on fanfiction. And when I say everything, I mean everything. Warning: Language and sexual content. My lame attempt at humor. I upped the rating...you'll see why.

This is a series of oneshot songfic. The catch: They are all from musicals, Broadway and movie. This has a lot of DS, but will cover other topics too. Feel free to make requests. Guess this next one wrong, and I'll haunt you in your sleep.

[AU] Raven Roth has the perfect life. She has a great apartment, a great job, and a funny, wonderful boyfriend...but what happens when she falls for resident superhero Beastboy?[BBRae][RobStar][CyBee][FlashJinx]

Egos clash at night while romance buds during the light. But when a madman emerges from the shadows Black and White must merge to protect the city. So who is right? Does one good deed make them heroes? Does a single crime make them criminals?

Being alone in the Titans tower on Valentine's night sets Beast Boy thinking about many things that had happened in his life but somehow he is not so alone...pairing to be revealed in chapter 2, please R&R :Þ

Single and lovin' it, Gar Logan was fine with his life. But when he is forced into a dating show, it'll take all his willpower not to fall for the director. BBRae, other possible pairings such as RobStar, CyKole, and KFJinx.

[AU]He's no prince charming, the fairy godmother's a little off, and our Cinderella isn't the type to sing with the little birdies, but in the end, this fairytale might have a happy ending after all. BBRae, small amounts of RobStar.

Robin wants to ask Starfire out on a date, but he gets too nervous around her. So he needs to ask for help from two friends who have drifted apart. Oh yeah, like nothing will go wrong. Short story. BBxRae RobXStar

Robin finds out that Starfire will be leaving for Tamaran in 10 days. Keeping his discovery a secret, he has a little over a week to give her a reason to stay. But when things keep getting in the way, will he even get the chance? RobStar, BBRae FINISHED!

They've never really been friends, but after a dream, a movie, and a night out at a secret spot, Beast Boy and Raven are actually... friends. So why can't anyone understand that? Rated for language. NOW WITH BLOOPERS!

AU. Wally West and Malory Carson are from different cliques. Wally West is a goldenboy, a titan. Malory has had bad times, and she's trying to make up for them. A growing interest in each other and highschool doesn't help much either...KFXJ and many more

When Raven is stuck “babysitting” Beast Boy while the other Titans go to the movies, she reads him a book for part of the night…and for many weeks to come. Over time, the story becomes strangely familiar to both of the Titans. [BBxRae.RobxStar]

They've always been at each other's throats. But then it all stops, and the complete opposite starts to happen. Why this sudden change of feelings? The other three Titans are not only confused... they're scared! BBxRae

In the days after Lightspeed, Kid Flash wants to convert Jinx from villain to good and for her to be with him. He'd also like to become a full fledged Titan. Can he succeed? [Yes it's long but give a chapter a try. You might find it goes pretty quick]

COMPLETE! Shortly after the events of Lightspeed, Kid Flash finds Jinx in a bit of a bad spot. He helps her out, then takes her with him on his rounds, to show her the benefits of being a hero. Maybe she does have a choice, after all. Jinx.x.KF

[AU] Jinx is an unlucky high school girl with an awkward crush. Throw one Wally West into the picture and what do you get? . . . OK, fine. Murder. But let's assume Jinx doesn't kill him first . . . KF x J

I stink at summaries. Basically, it's Christmas eve in the tower, and Beast Boy remembers a bit of his past and is saddened. Raven tries to help him and...well, you'll see. It's good I promise! First fic, so NO FLAMES for now...enjoy! BBRae R&R, please!

When BB is bored out of his wits, he goes to a cyber cafe'. He makes friends with Raven online, but Raven has no clue its him. She acts nice, funny, caring, and they become Best online friends. (bofs) But, when his secret is discovered, things start to change...

Lady Abigail is being sent off to court to make an eligible match. A man noble enough and above all rich enough to suit her Father...the infamous Earl of Mattensworth, known for getting just what he wants just how he wants...COMPLETE

When Raven finds different colored roses all over the Tower, she wonders who their from and why. She thinks it is BB, but is it? Will confessions be made or is it a joke? Will RaeBB's relationship be the same? R&R It's totally BBRae! COMPLETE!

Told from the therapist's POV One day I recieved a strange note, and an even stranger group of boys showed up at my office. Now they're my patients and I think I've got more than I can handle... Outro finally up!

Holly is trapped in a whirlwind of depression after Artemis gets mind wiped and is left with terrifying dreams. Artemis is going through the same thing as she is. What happens when the two confront each other after all these years? Chapt 6 up,chapt1edited

REWRITE! hehe. Eddy is out of ideas for new scams. Kevin's cousin shows up at Culdesac and offers the Eds' new ones...but who is really scamming who here? No MarySue, Slash, or Romance. Please review. my first EEnE fic ever.

A very short and slightly humorous fanfic about what happens when Artemis gets sick and takes a whole bottle of painkillers. PLEASE REVIEW, no flames! And, I realize this is very OOC for Artemis at the end, but that is the point of the fic!

It is a sweltering summer day and Robin, Raven, Starfire, and Beastboy go to the beach! But what is Slade doing here? And why is he wearing a Speedo? PG-13 for naughty scenes. RobStar & BBRae fluff. R&R...This fic is finished!

Tom Riddle's life takes a very horrible plunge for his innate talents; his magic and his ability to talk to snakes. Will someone save him before he ends up either dead or never able to use magick again? Read and review.

Sequel to Pink and Red Roses. J&KF have their HQ destroyed by the Hive Four, as do two mysterious new superheroes. They move into the Tower, where the two new superheroes will stop at nothing to see them all paired up. JKF, BBRae, RobStar, CyBee.

Jinx is saddled with babysitting for Robin and Starfire, but when the kid shoots her first Starbolt, superhero help becomes required. Not wanting to visit the Titans East with Cyborg, her only option is Kid Flash, who hasn't been a part of her life since

She sighed and sat down on the bed, looking at the floor. “Why the long face?” She snapped her head up, looking around the room for any trace of him. “God BEEP it, Kid Flash! Either stay and talk like a normal human being, or leave me alone!” JKF

Jinx can't seem to forget about the mysterious boy who ran in and out of her life. He gave her things to think about, like if being a villian is really the right path. JinxKF Not as onesided as summary makes out to be. The time between Lightspeed and Tita

When the Titans humiliate a bank robber, he becomes worse than a disgruntled postal employee. His rage makes him into a surprisingly hard foe, will the Titan's survive this latest attack? RaeBB and a little RobStar