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hmmm, so you need more than two (or more) random people bonking. Actually, ever seen Zack and Miri make a porno? They sort of hinted at the right idea in there. i.e. delivering the fantasy of a situation occurring at work or somewhere that the viewer could imagine it happening to them.

I guess there's some other TV shows that are hitting the mark, such as Nip & Tuck or Californication where the people and storyline are highly focused on sex but there's still a storyline there.

Again, it goes back to the problem where generally you can't actually do much storytelling or progress in the sex scene it's self. Basic instinct is one of the few examples of a movie where there was story progress for the viewer beyond the blatant fact that they bonked. In that sense, there would be little gained by shows such as californication by having full frontal sex scenes.

Heck, maybe we're just too accustomed to the porn industry where a standard sex scene takes a minimum of 5 minutes and usually 15 minutes. Maybe they could do a good job of it in the mainstream industry with only 2 minute scenes. *shrug*

hmmm, so you need more than two (or more) random people bonking. Actually, ever seen Zack and Miri make a porno? They sort of hinted at the right idea in there. i.e. delivering the fantasy of a situation occurring at work or somewhere that the viewer could imagine it happening to them.

One manga I read had this one guy stumble upon the two hottest girls in his school making out in the library. Then to keep him quiet, one girl offered to give him a blowjob. Then they both just decided to have a threesome with him. And then in the epilogue they start hooking up everyday after school.

And *then* there's all the brother/sister incest ones I've read...

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Again, it goes back to the problem where generally you can't actually do much storytelling or progress in the sex scene it's self. Basic instinct is one of the few examples of a movie where there was story progress for the viewer beyond the blatant fact that they bonked. In that sense, there would be little gained by shows such as californication by having full frontal sex scenes.

It's not so much that I need progress/storytelling *within* the sex scene, it's just if it doesn't have any interesting context, it's just...boring to me.

@CDSM: If you've ever read Empowered, and methinks you have becuase of the avatar, I always thought that was a great example of a good story-driven (admittedly softcore) porno.

Also, Bondage Faeries! BONDAGE FAERIES! BONDAGE FAERIES!And if you can find it, I cannot recommend Small Favors enough. Written by Colleen Coover, this is the best porno comic I've ever read. I wouldn't recommend it to everyone because not everyone like lesbians as much as I do, and it's pretty hard to find. You'd probably have to order it online or go to a specialty bookstore. The trade paperback collections are the best value. If your into that and get a copy, check it out! http://www.colleencoover.net/?page_id=101http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallFavors

lies!They aren't. I even blocked off the rest of the picture and they were still different colours.

No he's right. I did the same and still couldn't believe it, so to fully test the claim I put it into MSPaint, cut a portion from the A square then pasted it into the B square and it blended in perfectly with no hint of difference.

...Damn even with the certain knowledge now I can't force my mind/eyes to see them as the same colour.

Its mostly a lesbian comic isn't it? Same style as the Archie comics I think.

No, that's Cherry Poptart, a much less character driven porno comic. Cherry Poptart also has drawings of many human penises whereas Small Favors has never featured a single man in it (not even in backgrounds or as extras). I'm telling you guys, Check out Small Favors by Colleen Coover! Just google it. You won't be disappointed.

Cleverbot: Then not everything is a lie.User: Cake?Cleverbot: Yes, the cake.User: The cake is a lie then?Cleverbot: No. forget I said anything. the cake is the truth. believe in the cake or you will die.

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It makes me laugh a little, but mostly just sad that prestigious academics in CS think of those things as a serious step towards AI. Witness a lively exchange regarding the nature of artificial life go horribly awry.

User: What is your place in the advancement toward artificial intelligence?Cleverbot: My place in the Universe is to have a good life.User: Are you a living being?Cleverbot: Yes.User: What are the qualities of a living being?Cleverbot: You must have a nose.User: Where is your nose?Cleverbot: You are.User: What am I smelling?Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.User: I am not cleverbot.Cleverbot: Well I am not cleverbot either.User: Who are you?Cleverbot: I am Justin Lewis.User: Where do you live?Cleverbot: In a house.User: DURRR.Cleverbot: Derp derp.User: HERP DERP.Cleverbot: Herp derp?User: HURR DURR.Cleverbot: The Game.User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.