Honourable mentions:
» Van Alden flagellating himself (Boardwalk Empire, S01E06)
» John McCain: "The system is broken" record (The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 10-26-10)
» The house of horrors (Modern Family, S02E06)

No sooner did I bemoan six months of unsteady employment than I accepted two more short-term gigs  one overseeing gift card sales for a steakhouse chain, and one assisting on the official biography of the woman who co-founded BET.

My Bears have converted 15 of 84 third downs this season, dead last in the NFL.
Jay Cutler has been sacked 27 times this season, first among NFL quarterbacks by a 7-sack margin.
My Bruins have passed for 732 yards this season, 117th out of 120 FBS football teams.
Kevin Prince ends his season with 3 touchdowns, 5 interceptions, 14 sacks, and a knee injury.#noonecaresaboutyournightmareteams

Challenge: Flying Sugar. Four sugar artists must create a fantasy flying machine out of sugar that moves through the air.

Food Network Challenge Idea: Edible Love Dolls (Love Doll Cakes?).

"McDonald's food doesn't decompose" exposés annoy me to no end. They are not scientific experiments  they are just smug experiments. We all know that fast food is unhealthy, but it's also affordable, and it decomposes in your body, so it can't be completely devoid of nutritional value.

At Safeway, I was greeted by a sign that informed me that if I did not find their produce fresh and delicious, they would replace it and refund my money.

I would probably only find their produce not fresh or not delicious while cooking with it or eating it, however, in which cases returning to Safeway for replacement produce would be a hassle.

Moreover, how do you prove to Safeway that their produce wasn't delicious? Because if scout's honour is sufficient, then…hello out-of-season produce!