Because according to Pat, if a bear shits on your lawn, or a tree falls on your car, that's Obama's fault too.

I saw an Obama sign lurking in the shadows around my neighborhood and the next thing I knew, my neighbor's mailbox was knocked off it's post. I don't have proof beyond a reasonable doubt, but I have my suspicions.

j/k There are no Obama signs in my neighborhood.

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"I'll see you guys in New York." ISIS Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to US military personnel upon his release from US custody at Camp Bucca in Iraq during Obama's first year in office.