Woz — with a fractured foot and pulled hamstring — lives to dance another week.

“I was more shocked than any time in my life,” Woz said. “Maybe except when I got served with divorce papers.”

And the judges, who gave Woz a combined score of 10? They looked shocked too.

Well, they might learn a lesson about being mean to the nice guys (or gals). They were just plain rude to Woz in Monday’s competition show and the blogosphere took note. And the viewers obviously did as well.