"You shall say to them, Thus says the LORD: When men fall, do they not rise again? If one turns away, does he not return? Why then has this people turned away in perpetual backsliding? They hold fast to deceit; they refuse to return."
Jeremiah 8:4-5
You might remember the Life Alert commercial from the 80s in which a woman on the floor says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." That commercial has been the brunt of many of joke.
I'm not going to add one more joke to that list. I will,

"Behold, the days are coming, declares the LORD, when I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel and the house of Judah, not like the covenant that I made with their fathers on the day when I took them by the hand to bring them out of the land of Egypt, my covenant that they broke, though I was their husband, declares the LORD. For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel after those days, declares the LORD: I will put my law within them, and I will write it on

Be appalled, O heavens, at this; be shocked, be utterly desolate, declares the LORD, for my people have committed two evils: they have forsaken me, the fountain of living waters, and hewed out cisterns for themselves, broken cisterns that can hold no water.
Jeremiah 2:12-13
Last night our family watched Jeopardy. You know, that game show with Alex Trebek? Anyway, it was a sad night for us getting the questions right. One question I did get right was about Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León.