Well this got my friends buzzing – First Date Ends In Fireworks, But Relationship Fizzles – signed “Lost in Guam.” Guam is a small island after all, and the details provided (if true) narrow down the possible suspects considerably. Not that many 35 year old firemen who coach football on the island, I can name a few right now. Asked one last Sunday at the GYFL game in fact. Never saw a guy’s face turn so red, so fast before.

Is it digging season on Guam? Everywhere I look GTA and GPA are digging up the roads around the island. GPA is trenching right through the middle of Marine Drive, while GTA is systematically digging small holes alongside every major road in Tamuning and covering them over with ill fitting iron plates.