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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars2015-12-17 11:50:58

No, seriously, the franchise IS in good hands! See what they've done already: they've raked in 4 f***in' billion bucks! They've created animated Rebels s***! They've created this "Legends" thing! Yay!! Up for Disney, down with Lucas!

Rated 5 / 5 stars2014-09-21 12:20:32

I could never really decide which was worse - the fans whining about Lucas, or Lucas b!tching about the fan complaints. This is perfect - it covers BOTH!

You deserve a little gold R2-D2 statue that happens to be zapping Lucas in his nether regions.(Better yet - have R2 plugged into a little mini bunny with a drum at his feet ... and make the 'zaps' real!!!)