Friends With Benefits on Twitter

It's a great time to be alive, people! Not just because it's almost the weekend, but because we're bringing you our weekly installment of the funniest love and sex tweets from the past few days. From cringe-worthy kisses to elevator panic attacks, no topic was left untouched. Scroll on and get giggling.

So close, yet so far.

Man in a 400k car just blew me a kiss on Sunset Blvd and that's probably the closest I'll ever get to being a princess.