11 Topics I Couldn't Get Anyone To Write About This Week, Including Another Thing About The NFL

If you've been to this week's Open Thread, you already know that we welcomed an exciting new managing editor, Eugenia.

Among Eugenia's many important managerial responsibilities: trying to get our contributing editors to write about the topics Emily and Lesley, in all their wisdom, want them to write about. This is her first week, though, so a relatively high (and lucky!) number of stories went unwritten-about on xoJane. Such as: