Monday, October 29, 2007

NEW YORK (Dog Press) - Presidential candidate Huricane Akara Turbofire abruptly ended a "60 Minutes" interview aimed at introducing him to U.S. audiences, dubbing it "stupid" and a "big mistake" and refusing to answer questions about human celebrities.

Before the CBS news show interview even began, Turbo called his press secretary "an imbecile" for arranging the session on a busy day.

"I don't have the time. I have a big job to do, I have a schedule," Turbo woo'ed through a translator before the interview began. In English, he added: "Very busy. Very busy."

In the interview conducted earlier this month and aired Sunday night, he candidly discussed what he likes. But he grew frustrated when asked about his opinions on subjects like Britney Spears.

"If I had to say something about Ms. Spears, I would certainly not do so here," Turbo replied.

Before he broke off the interview, Turbo was asked about what he would like the American humans to know about him. "I want the humans to know that they can count on me," he said.

Turbo said he admired some humans' work ethic and the opportunities for advancement in the country, irrespective of class or background. But that there was still discrimination against non-humans.

Perfect decision Tubey, sounds like mostly imbecilic questions to us! Woo were very diplomatic in your answer about Ms Spears, we'd have told them "I wouldn't trust her with a puppy! A stuffed puppy at that!) Some humans worry about the stupidist stuff!!Manykisses,Bama & the RHP

Hey Unkey Tubey, we actually got on your blog and see your campaign is going great. Usually our dial up is so slow we can't get on. We think as President you should require broadband high speed be provided to every siberian.