Bumfuck, IowaAfter listening to a demonic voice telling him to “build it” and promising that “He will come”, local Iowa farmer, Ray Kinsella, opened up a gateway to hell by turning his corn field into a baseball diamond to commune with his dead father. Mr. Kinsella unknowingly released the demonicsoul of “Shoeless” Joe Jackson and other members of the damned 1919 Chicago White Sox, and other dead sports icons, who began raping the Iowa countryside, drinking the blood of sinners and devouring their souls.

two dicked apparition of dead basketball star Wilt Chamberlain was reportedly responsible for a massive orgy of recently deceased sinners off the Rout Nine interchange, while the gargantuan soul of slugger Babe Ruth sat at a Denny's, eating copious amounts of bacon, while spitting phantom chewing tobacco onto customers.