Saturday, December 31, 2005

Lindsey tagged me. I can't resist when Lindsey tags me, because she's not an arbitrary tagger. Also, this will help me with last year's resolution to blog more than JR, which I think I've succeeded in doing. We didn't really discuss stakes, but I'm hoping I can get something cool out of being the more frequent blogger.

So, here is the Seven Deadly Meme. OK, I made up the name. Big deal.

Seven Things To Do Before I Die:1) Dance in the rain2) Get married and start a family3) Cruise the Mediterranean4) Write a book5) Pay off my credit card6) Graduate from college7) Buy my BMW or my Corvette

Seven Things I Cannot Do:1) Walk and drink hot chocolate at the same time2) Wake up without an alarm clock3) Go to bed before 2 a.m.4) Play a bar game decently (pool, darts)5) Understand males6) Drive a stick shift7) Graduate in December 2006 as planned

Seven Things That Attract Me To...Blogging1) Writing my thoughts instead of keeping them in2) Reading the blogs of people I know3) Comments (the good kind)4) Having a site meter5) Realizing people on different continents read my blog6) Clever post titles7) Being snarky

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your earTell you sunthing that you might like to hearYou got a sexy ass body and your ass look softMind if I touch it? and see if its softNaw I'm jus playin' lets just say I canAnd im known to be a real nasty manAnd they say a closed mouth dont get fedSo I dont mind asking for headYou heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bedAnd you can start usin' yo headYou like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da buttDo it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets roughSwitch the positions and ready to get down to businessSo you can see what you've been missin'You might had some but you never had none like thisJust wait til you see my dick

You fine, but I aint gone sweat yaSee I wanna fuck, tell me whats upWalk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouthPut my dick in, take your thumb outThere might be a lil kosher to deal withWet ? hope they dont spill shitI keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in workWanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurtCuz I'll beat dat cat with a dogAnd knock da walls of a broad til she scrawlLike (OOOOOH!)Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball batFuck a bitch on da counter make thePlace fall matsOn the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crackCrack...crackFuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Wow. This is supremely dumb. Wendy, you should be able to manage comments just by being logged into Blogger. There's a tab or you can go to the comments page and click the little trash icon. If it won't let you, e-mail Blogger support and get them to help you.

About Me

Me in a Nutshell:
strong willed; strong arms (recently); disproportioned; analytical to a fault; smart, but absent-minded and scattered-brained; terrified of getting older; fascinated by myself; limitless mind, but that's the only part of me without limitations; college dropout; I prefer myself as a blonde; I color my eyebrows; wanderlust; generally dissatisfied with life; happy disposition; impulse buyer; addicted to TV on DVD; serial list-maker; looks for the silver lining even if there isn't one; hopelessly romantic; yearns to feel alive; social at times, a loner at others.
Oh, and I can't pass anything reflective without looking in it.