Conan teaser poster

Did you guys know a new CONAN movie was being made? I didnt, and its my job to know these things. Needless to say, Im pretty humbled right now, pretty deflated, and I almost dont feel like going on. But that would be letting my friends and family down, and Im just not ready to do that, you know? A new teaser poster has been released online, which you can see BELOW, but I use the word teaser emphatically, because according to imdb.com, Conan hasnt even been cast yet. What a presumptuous poster then, to assume that whoever plays Conan will have pythons the size of the dudes below. There isnt even a director attached to this thing yet. Shouldnt they be worrying about that before releasing a rather dull teaser poster?