Today: The cat crapped on the bathroom floor. The cat crapped on the living room floor. The cat crapped on the bathroom floor again. The cat crapped-- the jewel in his crown-- on the couch. That's a new one. He's rising to new heights of creativity.

We will be locking him in the bathroom with food and water until his vet appointment Tuesday morning. At least. I'm hoping the vet recommends throwing him into traffic, because that would be really fun at this point.