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What the fuck is with people who have to turn drinking into some sort of ridiculous game? Just fucking grow up and drink already. Dumbass frat boys.:icon_roll

Some college broad I was banging dragged me to a frat party once. So I go to get a beer and suddenly a bunch of these frat tools are explaining the "rules" to me... "If the quarter misses the cup you gotta drink, you can only point with your elbow or else you gotta drink, you can't say first names or you gotta drink, if the marshmallow falls out of your ass you gotta drink, etc..."

Drinking rules? :icon_roll I'm 24 years old, and I've just spent the last five years in the military... ''drink 'em if you got 'em''... that's my fucking rule.

I was like... uhhh, I think I'm just going to drink my beer the old fashioned way... by pouring it into my mouth when I feel like it, but you guys go ahead and knock yourselves out with your marshmallows and your quarters.

What the fuck is with people who have to turn drinking into some sort of ridiculous game? Just fucking grow up and drink already. Dumbass frat boys.:icon_roll

Some college broad I was banging dragged me to a frat party once. So I go to get a beer and suddenly a bunch of these frat tools are explaining the "rules" to me... "If the quarter misses the cup you gotta drink, you can only point with your elbow or else you gotta drink, you can't say first names or you gotta drink, if the marshmallow falls out of your ass you gotta drink, etc..."

Drinking rules? :icon_roll I'm 24 years old, and I've just spent the last five years in the military... ''drink 'em if you got 'em''... that's my fucking rule.

I was like... uhhh, I think I'm just going to drink my beer the old fashioned way... by pouring it into my mouth when I feel like it, but you guys go ahead and knock yourselves out with your marshmallows and your quarters.

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Well, isn't someone a fuddy duddy stick in the mud. Drinking games are just fun. I have very fond memories of large games of Kings.

You also don't understand that half of the point is to shove alcohol down the throats of the women at the party as fast as possible.

Beer Pong is so much fun! Seriously, it's the best competitive drinking game and allows for more than just your standard "let' stand around and drink" type of party, especially if you're doing a night-long tournament. Me and some friends do this every new year's eve as a party theme, complete with brackets and seeding and it's a freakin' blast.

and BIV, I agree on the good memories of Kings. When you get to make a rule, you've got to pull the T-Rex on someone. For the rest of the game, they have to tuck their arms into their sleeves up to their elbows and play with arms resembling that of a T-Rex. It's hysterical.

Playing drinking games are ok enough, but anytime you feel like you must talk about your drinking, how much you drank, what you were drinking, how drunk you were makes you a douche. I get it, you think you are cool.