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The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 9:34 pm

Komie wrote:Well, this forum is made for Books, so I figured I’d share my newest release here. It’s not a short story but an actual novel that I wrote myself. It is about a man that suffers amnesia and struggles to regain his memory throughout the story. As he does, he realizes that his brother has become corrupted and is on team Jacob, which of course he just can’t stand for since he loves Edward. (No, really I’m just kidding)

Back to being serious, Throughout the book, the main character, Von slowly gathers his memory back and makes it his mission in life to end his brother’s heartless massacres and stop him from destroying the world of Drylor.

If you like Fantasy and Action Adventure type books then I almost guarantee this book will not disappoint. It has a great story line, it is fast paced and filled with great description of the lush landscapes of Drylor and the creatures that inhabit it.

If I have perked your interests here is what the back of the book says:

When a man wakes up inside a cage that is being carried through an underground city, he has no idea where he is or what has happened to him. As Von, a victim of amnesia, is taken to a jail cell to await his fate amongst elves, humans, dwarfs, gnomes, and halflings, he is told he is a member of the Royal Guard of Genisus. It is not long before he is transported to the palace where he meets an impatient king who eventually returns him to his jailcell while deciding his destiny.

As Von’s memory slowly returns, he discovers that he is the only one who can protect Drylor—a world that abandoned him—from its greatest evil, his own brother. Through his journey to the truth, Von meets an unlikely group of friends who are willing to sacrifice everything to help him stop his brother Scarlet from annihilating the only world they have ever known.

As Von’s past becomes clear and reveals his future, he soonrealizes the only way he can end his brother’s heartlessmassacres is to find him and kill him.

The book is for sale through all major online retailers, so you can buy a copy from Amazon, Barnes and Nobles or any other book retailers.

This is all liked about your post.

Carry on poster whom I have never seen a post of until this. Good luck with the book and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out of this place since you got your advert in and that post was probably your last.

The Old Doctor

Komie wrote:Well, this forum is made for Books, so I figured I’d share my newest release here. It’s not a short story but an actual novel that I wrote myself. It is about a man that suffers amnesia and struggles to regain his memory throughout the story. As he does, he realizes that his brother has become corrupted and is on team Jacob, which of course he just can’t stand for since he loves Edward. (No, really I’m just kidding)

Back to being serious, Throughout the book, the main character, Von slowly gathers his memory back and makes it his mission in life to end his brother’s heartless massacres and stop him from destroying the world of Drylor.

If you like Fantasy and Action Adventure type books then I almost guarantee this book will not disappoint. It has a great story line, it is fast paced and filled with great description of the lush landscapes of Drylor and the creatures that inhabit it.

If I have perked your interests here is what the back of the book says:

When a man wakes up inside a cage that is being carried through an underground city, he has no idea where he is or what has happened to him. As Von, a victim of amnesia, is taken to a jail cell to await his fate amongst elves, humans, dwarfs, gnomes, and halflings, he is told he is a member of the Royal Guard of Genisus. It is not long before he is transported to the palace where he meets an impatient king who eventually returns him to his jailcell while deciding his destiny.

As Von’s memory slowly returns, he discovers that he is the only one who can protect Drylor—a world that abandoned him—from its greatest evil, his own brother. Through his journey to the truth, Von meets an unlikely group of friends who are willing to sacrifice everything to help him stop his brother Scarlet from annihilating the only world they have ever known.

As Von’s past becomes clear and reveals his future, he soonrealizes the only way he can end his brother’s heartlessmassacres is to find him and kill him.

The book is for sale through all major online retailers, so you can buy a copy from Amazon, Barnes and Nobles or any other book retailers.

This is all liked about your post.

Carry on poster whom I have never seen a post of until this. Good luck with the book and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out of this place since you got your advert in and that post was probably your last.

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Carry on poster whom I have never seen a post of until this. Good luck with the book and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out of this place since you got your advert in and that post was probably your last.

I'm sure the mawds could have pooled their powers to remove this thread. But they probably were entertained by it like the rest of us. Besides, I want to see how many titles for this book we can come up with.

Carry on poster whom I have never seen a post of until this. Good luck with the book and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out of this place since you got your advert in and that post was probably your last.

I'm sure the mawds could have pooled their powers to remove this thread. But they probably were entertained by it like the rest of us. Besides, I want to see how many titles for this book we can come up with.

How about "When the Postman Faps Twice"?

The Old Doctor

by The Old Doctor » Fri May 06, 2011 10:01 pm

Zenguru wrote:I'm sure the mawds could have pooled their powers to remove this thread. But they probably were entertained by it like the rest of us. Besides, I want to see how many titles for this book we can come up with.

How about "When the Postman Faps Twice"?

True, but the person could also still post at some point in time.

I've got no title.

The Old Doctor

Zenguru wrote:I'm sure the mawds could have pooled their powers to remove this thread. But they probably were entertained by it like the rest of us. Besides, I want to see how many titles for this book we can come up with.

Even for an ad, that was the single most retarded thing I have ever read on this site... and thats saying something...

I can only imagine how awful the book must be...

And really... a fucking twilight joke?

Please, on the off-chance you aren't a bot and actually read this... cut of your own fingers and have your lips sown shut so you can never communicate anything beyond yes and no answers again...

That's an awfully long book title

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