Have a friend who works for Windstream. He went to an elderly(late 60s) couple's home to check their phones and the man asked him to check their DSL setup while he was there. Not his job description but he said okay. During the process, my friend asked the old guy for his password and the guy looked at his wife and then muttered something. My friend asked again and nearly fell out in the floor laughing when the old guy repeated a lttle louder "big d--k daddy".

I had a user one time who went to Virginia Tech and daughter went to Virginia Tech. So when it came time to set up her password she made it "Hokies01!" Simple enough right?

Well she came to me once a week for about 2 months saying her account was locked out. It was because she entered the wrong password more than 5 times in a row. I would ask her to write down her password for me and I would unlock her account on the server and check to make sure she was using the right password. Everytime she would right down "Hookies01!" I asked her is this supposed to be Hokies and if so there is only one "o" in it. She said are you sure and walked away amazed.

Well after the 5 or 6th time this happened, she came to my desk and said I have locked my account again, I told her, " I will unlock your account, no need for your password, Hokies only has one "o" in it. (I said all of this while never looking away from my screen for the added effect of duh!!) She said oh and walked away.