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Mode de Owl

(Madrid)

Aficionados of the recent ‘Owl Craze’ will be delighted topatronise this fashionable boutique in the heart oftheexclusiveBarrio de Salamanca.You may bring your own owls for processing, or choose fromthisestablishment’s unrivalled range of nocturnalavians.

Post-Ure-Rite

(Toronto)

Are you ashamed by your poor posture and lack of bearing? Fear not, the redoubtable‘Claudio’,Canada's most celebrated chiropractor, has developed an infallible cure – thePost-Ure-Rite Iron Mantle (pictured below). Those wishing to sample this miracle should stand on the corner of Bancroft Avenue and Huron Street where a boy will be sent to meet you.

Colonel Philbert and 'Mipsy'–Comical Pals

(New York, NY)

This pair of swells will keep you in stitches with theirquick-paced backchat and humorous songs. Will the mirthful Mipsy ever raise a smile from thelugubrious Colonel – you betcha!

See them every night (excluding Thursdays and Shrove Tuesdays) at Mulroony's Tavern (8:00 till 12:00).

The Rappahannock River Gentlemen’s Hat Club

(Fredericksburg, VA)

Devotes of masculine millinery will flock to theidyllic and secludedGoat Island to meet with other likemindedindividuals on regular weekend camping trips.

Sorry ladies, our dress-codeforbids the presence of the fairer sex!

‘Lillibet the Lifeguard’

(Brighton)

Fair Lillibet (Miss ElizabethThrogmorton, late ofthe Pudsy Public Baths, Liverpool)has entertained thousands with amusinganecdotes ofherlifesaving escapades.Watch her re-enact her mostdaring rescuesand thrill at the sight of her backstroke, deep-breathing exercises, and jellyfish float.

The Gatsby Asylum

(Canberra)

Home to some ofAustralia’s most celebrated lunatics, the Gatsby Asylumcombines the comfort of five-staraccommodationand service, with a restorative regimen of daily ice-baths, mustard enemas andelectric shocks. Dozens have swiftly declared themselves curedand ‘flown thecuckoo’s nest’ after thisenervating prescription.