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Friday, May 11, 2012

Hopocalypse: Beer for when God smites DC

Two things in life are certain: 1) If God doesn’t smite Washington, D.C. soon, then he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology, and 2) When God does smite D.C., we’re not going anywhere.
That’s not to say that the folks at The Daily Caller are sinners! It’s just we’ll need a little push. We’re not saints, after all. But hell, you already knew that....That brings us to the coolest idea out of Boston since throwing balls of ice at heavily armed Red Coats — the Samuel Adams’ IPA Hop-ology Variety 12-Pack.