As everyone surely knows by now, the hard-pAArtying, troubled starlet will be heading back to her home away from home, rehab, in a few short days, where she'll serve her court-ordered, 90 days sentence in lieu of jail time!

Now, even though this isn't her first (or second, or third) time down this road, we thought it would be nice for some of the ceremony's guests — like former Queer Eye-er Jai Radriguez, Chelsea Lately's Heather McDonald, Michelle Buteau, Dance MomAbby Lee Miller…AND our favorite RuPaul's Drag Race alums, including Manila Luzon, Chad Michaels and Alaska Thunderf-ck — to share with her some words of advice, wisdom, and solace!

A new Bill Cosby accuser's story of how he allegedly sexually assaulted her after drugging her drink is horrifying.

According to Patricia, -- who decided to keep her last name anonymous -- Bill invited her to a dinner party in 1978 after they met at a conference... a dinner party that ended up just being the two of them: