A Rope Walks Into a Bar

a piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says no way we dont serve rope in this joint. the piece of rope leaves, and goes outside. it grabs one end and ties it, then grabs the end and frantically pullls them apart. it goes back into the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says arent you that piece of rope that was just here, cause we dont serve rope. It replies, Nope, im a frayed knot.

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