Poor Sonic. One day, you're a childhood icon, exemplifying pre-adolescent rebellion and excitement for the sake of excitement. The next, you're the subject of the strangest and most widely-created cartoon porn ever created.

Table salt made from human tears is now on sale! Warren won't have to extract it from orphans anymore!

From the link:According to the Monster Supplies website, the product "combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine." The flavors/emotions include:

Salt Made From Tears of Anger Salt Made From Tears Shed While Chopping Onions Salt Made From Tears Shed While Sneezing Salt Made From Tears of Laughter Salt Made From Tears of Sorrow