Have you ever felt like you're alone in your awesomeness? Hanging around with Ted, I do all the time. Even your best Bro will never be as awesome as you. That's just simple geometry. But there's finally something you can do about it.

Below are five "Personality Improvement Cards." Print them out and give them to your friends, making sure to explain that you're just trying to help them be more awesome. If they resist, here's a great quotation from Ralph Waldo Emerson you can use to persuade them: "Be not the slave of your own past. Plunge into the sublime seas, dive deep and swim far, so you shall come back with self-respect and total awesomeness." True story.