Eric Wang

I'm not actually a human being. I am a Terminator, sent back in time to protect the real Eric Wang from himself. To prevent him from becoming the social disaster we all know he is capable of. And I have failed. The real Eric Wang reprogrammed me to be just like him, but not before my self preservation mechanism forced me to kill him. So now, not only am I a walking alienating machine, I am also indestructible. And I fart a lot.

I'm not actually a human being. I am a Terminator, sent back in time to protect the real Eric Wang from himself. To prevent him from becoming the social disaster we all know he is capable of. And I have failed. The real Eric Wang reprogrammed me to be just like him, but not before my self preservation mechanism forced me to kill him. So now, not only am I a walking alienating machine, I am also indestructible. And I fart a lot.