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1.When Ты walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a кулер, охладитель that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Список is on my стол письменный, стол for the part Ты would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Список on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As Ты leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe Ты embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.

4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If Ты can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.

5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.

6.Write F _ _ k on your arm или binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives Ты trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil или pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", или "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.

7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.

8.Get into class, and turn your стол письменный, стол completely to the opposite of the teacher, или the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks Ты to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.

9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P

10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what Ты are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces

11.After Ты get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher Ты Остаться в живых your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.

12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room или something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when Ты have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.

13.When they give Ты homework, do it. Then the Далее day, ask Вопросы aout every single problem. Get Друзья to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.

14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to Поиск for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.

15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.

16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.

17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.

18.bang your head on the стол письменный, стол (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy или something.

19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.

20.hang up the teachers chair against the Стена или door или blackboard.

23.Say that Ты have an eye infection and that Ты won't be able to do any work или study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.

24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. Ты can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak или something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.

25.Ask stupid Вопросы like "How are Дети made", even if Ты already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.

26.When the teacher gives Ты a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if Ты could get a new one instead.

27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help Ты with this one, then eventually Ты can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.

28.If Ты can speak еще than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So Ты answer all Вопросы in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.

29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. или say Ты were just stretching your arm или something.

30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the Динозавры die out then?!". или Ты could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how Дети are made!" или "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" или "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.

32.When the teacher gives Ты a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.

33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! Ты just killed Kenny!"

34.Insist on calling your teacher by their first name, and if they ask Ты to stop, then insist that they refer to Ты as Mr или Miss (insert your last name here).

35.If Ты don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that Ты turned it in even if Ты didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they Остаться в живых it and give Ты a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.

36.Tell the teacher Ты will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided Ты want to become a hobo when Ты grow up.

37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him или her to prove it. Insist that Ты won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that Ты need proof.

38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.

39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, или as sarcastic as possible. If Ты actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last секунда go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.

memeboy77 these pranks are all really bad, some of them are out-right ridiculous and could leave people thinking there's something seriously wrong with you. The animal one? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you fucking insane? Jesus.

kells146 AMAZING im going to use these i wrote them all in a note book

smileypop9 @memboy77 clearly. I was 12-13 when I wrote this 6 years ago. Let me tell you, it's been a wild ride reading through the bs I wrote back then!

PhilTrash Omgg these are hilrious me and my friend are going to prank our teachers after the weekend

1. We aren’t mind readers!2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.3. When Ты sleep over never boss me around in постель, кровати unless it is during sex.4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If Ты don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.7. “Fine” или “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.8. If Ты want sex, just ask. (In case Ты didn’t already know.)9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.5.Do not go out in public.6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.7.Note expressions.8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.9.Floor is slippery when wet.10.Lake is slippery when dry.11.Only talk to strangers Ты know.12.Strangers Ты don't know are spies... Kill them all.13.For legal purposes be sure to Удалить above note.14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.15.Kill...

Here are my Список of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Ты know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.(Make sure your not drinking anything или eating anything Ты might spit it или something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the метла late to work?It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Because if they flew over the бухта, залив they'd be bagels.

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.7.You pee standing.8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents...

Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' by Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor сказал(-а) we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The день Ты left, I swore I'd never talk to Ты again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Ты who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....