Two Action Items

A reminder that tomorrow is actually a deadline for two things here at Whatever:

1. To get your money in to drag my ass to the Creation Museum. At this point, I am convinced that every one of you is cackling with glee at the idea of me having to go to this place; I’m not necessarily convinced that every one of you wants the two special souvenir items I’ve promised if I hit a certain fiscal milestone. Come on, people. If you’re going to make me schlep my ass to this thing, you might as well get exclusive goodies.