CAR ACCIDENT

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the
state trooper arrived.

"My goodness!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an
accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK
ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped." Well, how
in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I
was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this
TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and
there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was
ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another
tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't
a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener
swinging back and forth."