so this holiday will run from august 8th to october 8th? thats quite a while. but more fun time!! what shall we celebrate(besides the fsm and octopus)? should we all sorts of activities for the children(and older peeps) to partake in?

I am not sure about this proposal. Octopi enjoy taking cameras and latching onto things, while his Holyness only does the latter. At least, I am not familiar with any tales of Him taking people's cameras...

lord potato wrote:I have noticed that octopi resemble his noodlyness and was wondering if anyone agrees? should devote a festival or holiday or something?

We octopi are holy animals. and we have a holiday to celebrate.There is more to Cephalopodnukkah than Squidmas. Cephalopodnukkah has a day for each of is many tentacled creatures.Haven't you heard of Saint Nautilus?

My vains run red with the Divine Marinara for I am The Bolvine of Truthiness.Godzilla ain't got nothing on me! With the 4 stomachs in my gut, I got more Truthiness in any one of my 8 pinkies than he has in his entire body!

Ok, I’m going to run all this through The Wholly And Significant Numberisticator ‘n’ Temporalizer (TWASN’T). This machine has been programmed with the obscurities and maturities; the verities and parities; the wasted, basted, ideation of creation; from the beginning of the grinning to ending of the spending; powered and flowered with the rhyme of time, the sauce of the boss, and held together by the lasting cement of the universal constant.

(Universal Constant: (C6.H12.O6) --> 2(C.O2) + 2(C2.H5.OH)

Having spent some time studying the works of certain theological numerologists of the past and recent present, we should be able to get the TWASN’T to produce a sufficiently self-entangled rationalization for whatever the Frakking Somnambulant Manifestation we want. Furthermore, this process should allow us to incorporate (or just plain rip off) whatever elements of whatever incidental events we want. That’s what numerology is all about. This will take a little time, but not as long as it took it to come up with that stupid Ultimate Question, I promise.

[Hyperstrands Engaged]

Please stand by.... and “STAND BACK! I’M GOING TO TRY SCIENCE!”

In case you didn't realize it, I DO have a sense of humor. How about you?"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer... I will face my fear. I will let it pass over and through me, and when it has gone, only I will remain." --The Bene Gesserit"Time is a spiral. Space is a curve. I know you get dizzy, but try not to lose your nerve." -- Neil Peart"I'm not in the ship. I am the ship." -- River Tam"The truth is simple. It's the lies that get complicated." -- me"No matter where you go, there you are." --Buckaroo Banzai

Before taking the octopus as our own... I hope you know the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus is much venerated by the Peoples of Cascadia. I wouldn't like to be seen as cutting someone else's grass and subsequently triggering a bitter turf war.

Ravi Oli wrote:Before taking the octopus as our own... I hope you know the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus is much venerated by the Peoples of Cascadia. I wouldn't like to be seen as cutting someone else's grass and subsequently triggering a bitter turf war.