Your dad's got a dick up his dunghole againHe's been balling the ball team since last night at tenThat's just the home team, there's still more in storeBut face facts my friend it's your mom that's the whore.

Now, my dad's hungers and thirsts are quite radical, sureIt's a vast population wear's the scent of his manureBut it seems somewhat judgemental, and also quite crassTo compare me dear mum to dad's well plundered ass