14 Things Tom Corbett Could Have Compared Same-Sex Marriage To Instead of Incest

Same-sex marriage: It’s like any other legally binding relationship between consenting adults, except people feel the need to make curious analogies about legalizing it. On Friday, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett joined the club when he apologized for an earlier comparison between same-sex marriage and child marriage by claiming “the appropriate analogy would have been brother and sister, don’t you think?” You don’t seem so certain, there, Tom. May I suggest one of these alternatives?

That’ll be a man, two women, my dog, and that lamp post.

14 Things Tom Corbett Could Have Compared Same-Sex Marriage To Instead of Incest

Kaitlyn lives in New York, which is the simplest answer you're going to get if you ask her where she's from. She went to journalism school and is arguably making the most of her degree as a writer and copy editor. She utilizes her monthly cable bill by watching more competitive cooking shows than should be allowed.

Honestly that’s how my first girlfriend and I justified everything that was going on between us (at first). Holding hands? Friends. Snuggling during movies? Friiiends. Butterflies in my stomach when I hear her voice? Friends friends friends. Sleeping together? Friends. Really, REALLY good friends.

The first “straight girl” I dated really loved to tell me she thought we should “just be friends” and she “really wanted to be my friend” about 15 seconds before kissing me. TBH I can’t remember a relationship that didn’t start by me deciding that someone was going to be my “friend” come hell or high water…

i have so many feelings about this. see: first relationship? “since it’s unclear, i think it’s best we decide we are really just friends” (and then we went back to being friends for a while, how was i ever so stupid.) come out to my mom? “i know you’re really good friends, and that means you can live in the same house next time, but you cannot be a couple”

My first thought there was, it wouldn’t be anything like a marriage between a brother and a sister, because (presuming these siblings both identify with the gender they were born to), it would still be a heterosexual marriage.

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