Skepticism From a Godless Conservative

My Upcoming Event Schedule

I know a lot of you are interested on where I’ll be in the near future because, well dammit, you just want to come to the conferences I’ll be attending.
So let me give you an update as to where I’ll be in the near future. I’ll be here. So, if you’re considering attending any upcoming conferences you might want to reconsider because I won’t be there. I won’t be speaking, or sitting on any panels so there’s no reason for you to attend.
Why would you want to? I mean, I know you want to be where I’m going to be. You want the chance to shake my hand, tell me how great I am, and even get bombed with me in the bar. But where ever it is, I won’t be there. So save you’re money. If I think there’s a conference worthy of your attendance, one where I will be because, well, they just can’t have the event without me, I’ll let you know. I know that many of these events are going to lose money and attendance because I won’t be there, but that’s the way it is for now. Keep your calendars open though because you never know when I’m going to reconsider an invitation.
Until then, sit back, and pay attention to me on Twitter daily because if I decide to accept some upcoming event, I’ll let you know.