Weekend Getaways: The Neverland Ranch

Rather than watching the action from the sidelines why not see where all the magic happens yourself? Just a two-hour drive from LA, nestled in the heart of Santa Barbarba Wine Country, lies Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.

Plan ahead by studying the Neverland Ranch map (note boy-in-footsie-pajamas-possibly-hopped-up-on-Rohypnol logo at top left). If you don’t have a full day, skip the elephants, giraffes, tigers and bear (just one?) and make a beeline to Club Kiss (21), the Massage Therapy Center (47), the Petting Zoo (37) and the Serpentarium (38). If you get hungry there’s even a fully-staffed McConnell’s franchise on site.

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