What If Mike Myers Played Michael Myers?

If Mike Myers had wanted to rejigger his career trajectory, embracing his villainous side might not have been a bad idea. Considering his unintentionally terrifying turn as the Cat in the Hat, it wouldn't take much from Myers to scare the shit out of us. Yikes, baby, yikes.

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