Win Two Free Tickets To Hang With the Brauhaus Schmitz Crew At Cannstadter

The 141st annual Cannstadter Volksfest Labor Day Germano-palooza is this weekend and as is their custom, the crews from both Brauhaus Schmitz and Wursthaus Schmitz are shutting down operations for a day and all rolling up there in two big buses to hang out, relax and drink a whole lot of beer.

The bad news? That means both places are going to be closed on Sunday.

The good news? You can go with them to Cannstadter if you come up with the best caption for the above photo.

Here are the event details, straight from owner Doug Hager:

Bus leaves Brauhaus this Sunday at 2PM sharp

Bus leaves Cannstadter at 9PM

Free beer all day

Bring a little cash for food, games, rides etc.

Lederhosen & Dirndl strongly encouraged!

So who’s up for it? Captions go in the comments. Best one wins the free pair of seats on the bus.

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Fidel Gastro

**I won’t be able to get on the bus, but here’s one anyway**

“Nolen? It’s Vetri. I can’t get the spaetzle to crisp up, and I’m surrounded by Lufthansa execs. Can you walk me through it?”

Mason Stryker

Look when we talked about a sausage fest I expected something else.

AdamPhilly

“Yeah. I’m trying to tell the other guys, “it’s just food”. They don’t need masks.”

Jeannette

“It may not be edible but at least it’s colorful.”

Lee Porter

“We drank all the beer and put on these silly doctors costumes. Are we supposed to eat the food now?”

Somwhere in Fishtown the Spring of 2011
……. “If we downgrade to disposables, use frozen sausages, pour grease over just about everything and pretend we know about German beer by serving it in steins…..we can easily rip everyone off and keep them coming back for more.”

scope

No John im telling you if we give them more Fest Bier they will eat that yellow scheiBe on the plate, trust me !!!

Jared Cram

“Sir, I’m sorry. We’ve assembled the greatest culinary minds in the world but we still can’t replicate the food from Brauhaus. Yes?….yes?…..very well. *click* Sorry, but you’re all now scheduled for execution.”

tijuana

I just wanted chicken FUCKING nuggets!

JKriner

Honey, I know for a fact that your boobs don’t feel like steamed vegetables.

Janeane

“Sir, we just can’t tell if it’s moldly chicken piccante or some type of rare German cheese. Hold on, Cannstadter’s sending you over a pic.”

Kristen Levenick

“Sir, I’m looking at it. There is no wurst, no beer, no one will even get close … terry is sending you a picture now. It’s paleo food – we’re Germans, not cavemen!”

Mames

“Sure, the food is all toxic, but it looks damn good on instagram.”

wheineman

The plague which wiped out mankind as we knew it over 100 years ago can be traced back to this photograph. Doctors gather around a mysterious lunch that appeared in quarantine.

Let it be said that there is no such thing as a free lunch!

Joshua

Macro Exec- “Sir, If we put all these wacky ingredients in, we can call it Local Craft Beer”

Ed Dougherty

As you can see this hospital food hasn’t changed appearance in 15 years

Lorisdanto

While the experts were examining the crime scene, looking for the missing wurst, the chubby Strohenaim was trying to hide all the evidence by rubbing his hands in his pockets and meanwhile scratching his genitals. Only Miss Froehling, who right behind him was trying to hide the wurst in Strohenaim’s darkest hole, knew who the culprit was.

Horace Steenblatter

Someone farted at the Fart Bar!

SarahF

The CDC visits the Ikea cafeteria.

Ronald McBeef

Ok before we operate I have to enter the Brahaus caption contest. You there? Ok write this down. “A man walks into the hospital. He has a carrot in his nose, a banana in his ear, and a cucumber in his other ear, and says “I dont feel well, what’s the matter with me?” The doctor says “You’re not eating properly!” ” Hahahaha! That one’s gotta be a winner!!!! Hello? Hello???

Michael

“Look, Lydia, I’m in the middle of a Burger Matic tasting, just find it! An ocean of methlamine doesn’t just up and disappear.”

Frank

“This is food made from all GMOs. It’s safe to eat but please don’t breathe anywhere nearby.”

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