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Saturday, February 9, 2013

The Lame Is Around And Easily Found!

Have to wait and see who this could be!

So the cat heard you all whining at my hall for such wonderful things to come due. I mean you did not believe those wonders were true? Now a sequel has come due and will be shown off at my zoo. I know it is just so boring to see. But you called for it, so don't blame me.

Look, it's a big pointy rock.

Doesn't that make you want to talk?

The grass can grow too.

A rock with grass, who knew?

Rocks with faces.

Staring off at other places.

Don't you humans already do that?

So now rocks have to also stare like a dingbat?

A great big hole in the ground.

It sure wasn't dug by a hound.

That is impressive I will say.

It's an out of date litterbox on display.

And we have a great big wall.

My, it is tall.

Who ever would have thought of building a wall?

My, it is tall.

A building that can't stand up straight.

You humans and your screwed up fate.

Next a wiggling building will come due.

That will prove you have no clue.

Another rock face with no nose?

God only knows.

Why you humans have a thing for rocks.

Maybe they take your lost socks?

A woman in a toga thing.

Who can't even have a fling.

Just standing there forever more.

What a bore.

A round building with no glass.

How is that going to keep out the bug mass?

Tons of windows and no glass.

Must have been built by a singing wall bass.

A building with tons of doors.

And lots of white floors.

First you have to choose,

Then clean a ton, how can you lose?

And finally water going down a hill.

That really has to thrill

Almost as fun as a trip to the vet.

Oops, poor you got wet.

Now are you even still awake? Go hop in a cold lake. That will wake most of you up. Certain parts may suffer a hiccup. But at least it won't be such a bore. Like it was watching those oh so lame things at my shore. So the lame wonders have to come pass. Another reason sequels can annoy my little rhyming ass.

69 comments:

First comment aside this is a brilliant idea for a post Pat, one of your funniest in ages. You're so right, all of these historical landmarks such as Niagara and that big wall of China really are just buildings or statues, things that you see in day to day life, I guess it's all about symbolism and the history behind them. Great post Pat

ha...nice..thanks for the trip around the world...i've been to the colosseum in rome and it's breath-taking even though it has no windows...ha.. feels strange to stand in such an historical place and just imagine what kind of things happened there...no cold lake for me today..i could roll in the snow though...smiles

Honesty is a virtue tells catAt least that's what he hears from PatBig rocks and holes can be a boreHumans search them more and moreHe'd rather have a big dead ratAnd sit around and chew the fatCat's scratching post of pure hemp ropeIs better than a bar of soapCat likes his fuzzy ball of stringIt's so much better than human blingBut what the heck who gives a careIt's tit-for-tat, go climb a stair

nice tour through the architecture...there is just something about a structure you know that catches my eye...is that another face i spy, i dont have to wonder why we put faces on all our places, we love ourselves, always have always will...

OK...I took a look for you!You have Butchart Gardens, with flowers of blueMontmorency Falls and the Canadian Rockies, too!Lake Louise and the Capilano Suspension Bridge,and Whistler with it's great big ridgeThe Northern Lightsand the Calgary taking flight.Makes me want to go!Oh, and there are moose, you know!haha

Had to google Bay of Fundy here!Never heard of that I fear!And those rock formations look like dinosaurs!Not to far away from your shore!but they don't have faceslike in other places. haha.but not manmade, eitherwhich is even sweeter!

So busy in the big city this weekMissed some fun posts at your creekPisa and Rome, great places to goGood food and sights, quite a showTake a bite of The Big Apple some dayYou will love it, what a cool bayI wonder what you'll post nextYour creativity is at its best xx :)

Yeah that I won`t disputeYou whine worse than a bad playing flute hahaAnd I just dissed the statue thingIt was after all from the overseas wingThe snow is all aroundkinda wish the warmth of hell was found

I saw recently Superman2 the one where he pushes the leaning tower straight. Often that which we see as epic is marketed, but most history is marketing.I always wanted to see Niagra though, i think some religious nut jobs say its proof of The Great Flood.

There is a great film starring Marilyn Monroe and Joseph Cotton set in the Niagra Falls.

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.