Eddie Murphy Dies In Snowboard Accident

Actor Eddie Murphy is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - February 19, 2013.

The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Eddie Murphy lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

Eddie Murphy was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the actor died instantly from the impact of the crash. The actor was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death.

by Anonymous

reply 36

04/09/2013

Shut the fuck up - this has been going around for 2 months now.

by Anonymous

reply 1

02/19/2013

Hoax

by Anonymous

reply 2

02/19/2013

OP, you're an idiot. This is a online fraud that has been said about practically every single famous person alive.

Are you new to the Internets?

by Anonymous

reply 3

02/19/2013

what does the OP get out of posting this? other than responses (guilty as charged)

by Anonymous

reply 4

02/19/2013

I question the sanity of people like OP. ff for you hoaxer.

by Anonymous

reply 5

02/19/2013

This offends me.

by Anonymous

reply 6

02/19/2013

The black Sonny Bono, almost.

by Anonymous

reply 7

02/19/2013

R7 read my mind.

by Anonymous

reply 8

02/19/2013

He isn't dead. His career, however...

by Anonymous

reply 9

02/19/2013

Will he be buried next to The PJs and A Thousand Words?

by Anonymous

reply 10

02/19/2013

Thank God this is a hoax. I couldn't stand to lose another celebrity so soon after Alyssa Milano.

by Anonymous

reply 11

02/19/2013

He is still waiting to make that movie of FENCES since he owns the rights since 1987. Aint nobody got time to die. He wants that Oscar.

by Anonymous

reply 12

02/19/2013

In more cheerful news, OP dies in grease fire.

by Anonymous

reply 13

02/19/2013

Obviously false. Black people don't ski or snowboard, even the rich ones.

by Anonymous

reply 14

02/19/2013

Were transvestites involved?

by Anonymous

reply 15

02/19/2013

Can we melt the snow on the board referred to so we can waterboard the OP?

Not funny. I don't care if Murphy lives or dies, but a non-humorous spoof serves no purpose but the snarky, nose-picking giggles of an adolescent turd.

by Anonymous

reply 16

02/19/2013

If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

by Anonymous

reply 17

02/19/2013

Thought the same thing r14.

They don't like any sport with a mix of speed/risk.

Race car driving also comes to mind. They are, in fact, the slowest drivers in the universe... even slower than old people.

No surfing.

by Anonymous

reply 18

02/19/2013

[quote]They don't like any sport with a mix of speed/risk. Race car driving also comes to mind. They are, in fact, the slowest drivers in the universe... even slower than old people.

Uhh, then how do you explain what happened to Usher's stepson?

by Anonymous

reply 19

02/19/2013

This is almost as exciting as when Rick Moranis was killed while jogging alongside train tracks.

by Anonymous

reply 20

02/19/2013

And on the anniversary of Jerry Mather's death in Viet Nam... what are the odds?

by Anonymous

reply 21

02/19/2013

You mean he's still alive? Bummer.

by Anonymous

reply 22

02/20/2013

He's safe tonight in the arms of a Swiss tranny named Heidi LaFleur.

by Anonymous

reply 23

02/20/2013

Its a lie, everyone knows blacks don't snowboard or ski.

by Anonymous

reply 25

03/09/2013

But is the snowboard ok?

by Anonymous

reply 26

03/09/2013

I can't believe he died the same way as Pauly Shore.

(By which I mean "in a snowboard accident", not "as an unemployable has been".)

by Anonymous

reply 27

03/09/2013

Obviously he was distraught after the death of Arpad Miklos

by Anonymous

reply 28

03/09/2013

Was this the snowboard that killed Alyssa Milano?

by Anonymous

reply 29

03/09/2013

Racist thread

by Anonymous

reply 30

03/09/2013

[quote]Racist thread

Yes it is, R30. But many of us remember Eddie Murphy's homophobic comedy routines. He became rich and famous hating on gays. That doesn't forgive racism but it does make it very easy not to care what happens to him. Fuck Eddie Murphy a thousand times over.

by Anonymous

reply 31

03/09/2013

I was pretty young when Raw came out and was definitely not allowed to see it, but even I remember how famous it was. Knowing Eddie mostly from the 90s I thought it would be fun to rent, expecting a Chris-Rock (though not as savvy) type of stand-up. When I finally got it on Netflix in 2002 I could not believe how hateful it was. Not funny, just hateful. Not only towards gay people but women as well. I did not finish the movie.

by Anonymous

reply 32

03/09/2013

How's his van?

by Anonymous

reply 33

03/09/2013

R30 exemplifies the censoring types of cunts who don't bother to attend to what is actually being said, but out of racist reflex declares a judgment because the subject is a black person who is being criticized in colorful ways.

There's almost nothing racist here.

But cunts such as R30, either a confused white guilter of little education or a perma-enraged African American, are just the equivalent of right-winger censor queens.

by Anonymous

reply 34

03/09/2013

Seriously ? A black man on a snowboard ! Oh dear.

Now,if you'd said choked to death,on the giant penis of a Malaysian transsexual,(after attending a truth-telling contest. Two towns over!) You would have tricked us all!

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