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10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors

I think I’m in the best position to come up with this kind of
write-up. This is because I belong we know how to manoeuvre our way out
when brokeNOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned
items does not necessarily mean it’s a yardstick for being broke, but
most often than not, it’s one of those things we are talking about. This
write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent
*Clear throat*
I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor 1. Gala and Soft drink
Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.
Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go
to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her
what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely
to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks3. Concotion Rice
This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie,
na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene
used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said
she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After
about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to
sweat profusely. I couldn’t but serve her my concotion rice4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit
As funny as it sounds, some use it5. Garri
As funny as it sounds, I’m guilty of this. I have once offered garri
to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty
that day ooooo6. Malt
Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They
already a$$ume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no
go kuku ask7. Indomie and Egg
Ronald4lif can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good8. They offer Nothing
For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her
by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco
so that the lady will laugh till she leaves9. They Borrow Generator
For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol,
and for those who don’t have, they will borrow their friend’s generator.
They will entertain her with movies10 Ladies, feel free to add the last one