June 21, 2012

Now, I'm a fan of non sequitur humor, but this has the hip factor of a Christian Broadcasting Network X-treme Kidz Club Puppet Show!!! type of program. Welch's, go back to the Super FunZone and put yourself in Time Out. Come back when you're ready to think a little further outside the box.

Pour 'em a Glassion of Passion! Pour 'em a Glass of Lively, Exotic, and Lab-Created Flavor!
Pour 'em a Glass of CAB's (Committee-Approved Buzzwords)!
Pour 'em a Glass of Some Sugar On Me!
Blast 'em with an Assload of Fruits, Motherfuckerz!