Sexy Christmastime Roleplaying (NSFW)

The weeks and days leading up to Christmas are a ridiculous time: people flooding malls, all of them buying entirely too much shit and seemingly getting mad at one another when they can’t buy everything on their insanely long lists. It’s a stressful, sassy and kind of annoying time (I’ll be elaborating more tomorrow on why and to what extent I feel this way, actually), but we’re often kind of stuck with it existing around us depending on where you live. So, if you’re feeling the tension — even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, and you’re simply watching your friends and relatives and neighbors freak the fuck out over having enough quirky personalized gifts for one another — try doing the best thing for getting rid of tension: sex!

Well, it’s the best thing for ridding oneself of tension in my opinion, alongside massages and booze. And the weird thing about Christmastime sex that can be done by just about anybody and taken seriously by just about nobody? Dressing up in weird costumes to roleplay. That’s right: Christmas goddamn roleplay. Dear Glossers, if you would like to decrease the stress level around your household, whether you live with your spouse or partner or alone, dressing up in a ridiculous and sexy costume is both hilarious and bizarrely enticing.

Pop in some silly holiday-themed film (not Love, Actually, you sappy asshole), grab your sexist red dress and seduce away, Santa-style. This is similar to Gangnam Style, in the event you were wondering, except you are jolly and naked and drinking peppermint schnapps (ew).