Woman arrested for having sex with a pitbull

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LAS VEGAS, NV – A 23-year-old Las Vegas woman was arrested after she had sex with a pitbull.

We wish we were kidding, but Las Vegas police say an officer was patrolling a neighborhood when he saw Kara Vandereyk on the ground naked with a dog. When the officer approached her, she allegedly said ‘Hi’ and began fondling the dog. Officers say Kara seemed drunk when she couldn’t answer simple questions like her name, the year or who the current President is.

She was arrested and charged with public lewdness. The dog was taken by animal control officers.

We can think of a lot of things to call this woman, but we`ll be nice and just call her our latest Dumbass of the Day!