It's impossible for Sofia Vergara to cover her girls

Last year, in one of the numerous interviews that the Latina hottie did while promoting the success of her hysterical turn on the popular new comedy series "Modern Family," Sofia Vergara claimed that when she was younger, she toyed with the idea of getting her breasts reduced. Thankfully her mother talked her out of it and now years later I get to make a juvenile joke about her bountiful cleavage pressed tightly in the dress she wore to some Covergirl make-up party. I might be pro boycotting 3D, but Sofia makes me wish I could make my internet a little more eye-popping right now.