Okay, we lied—THIS is the most awkward strip tease ever. In the episode “The One Where the Stripper Cries,” Rachel and Monica find themselves scrambling to find a last-minute stripper for Phoebe’s bachelorette party. Guess who they find? Danny DeVito. And yes, Phoebe makes him cry. Awww.

9. Saturday Night Live

We lied again. This one is the ACTUAL most awkward strip tease ever. Did you know that Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze both auditioned for the Chippendales in 1990? Brace yourselves.