Hot Guy From “Prison Break” Pleads Guilty

Garrison’s plea went down as planned. During the emotional court session, the actor faced the judge and muttered the words, “I am guilty.”

Sentencing was originally set for August 1, but later moved after the family of the victim, Vahagn Setian, asked that it not be held on their departed son’s birthday. It has since been changed to August 2.

Garrison faces up to five years and eight months in prison. What a mess. He might want to ask for a Paris Hilton “special needs” unit, cuz’s he’s pretty hot and might be voted Most Likely To Get Raped Out In The Yard In The Bushes Behind The Weight Bench in the prison beauty paegeant.