Cartman: "Yeah It was totally awesome the helicopter was all like pew pew pew boom! And you were all like EAT THIS! BAGOOM!!! and then like the helicopter was all like BOOOM!!! ARGH!!! BOOSH!!! "And Kyle was all like {In a light girly voice}Help Help me Conner save me!! Oh Conner just thinking about you makes my vagina tingle."

{Kyle punches Cartman.}

Cartman: Ow!

Kyle: "Oh Stop it Cartman your just adding stuff on again."

Cartman: "Aw is someone getting a little overemotional Kahl?"

Kyle: "That's not how it happened."

{Conner's mind flashes back to when Benjamin rescued them.}

Benjamin: "EAT THIS"

{He destroys the helicopter}

{The scene then shows Conner pushing himself to the ground and then destroying the helicopter.}

Conner: "EAT THIS!"

{Conner develops a migraine and holds his head as his mind represses the event as Kyle continues to argue with Cartman.}

Kyle: "How can you just sit there and act like a fat douchebag after he saved our lives!"

Cartman: "I'm fat I'm big boned."

Conner: "Make it stop!"

{Parallel events run through Conner's mind strung together by Conner's dialog with Benjamin. first the bus jacking.}

Benjamin: "Good to see you little bro, EVERYBODY OFF GO GO GO!!! CONNER WE ARE LEAVING!!!!" If we can't go around we'll go through BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!"

{The flashback then progresses to the the cliff}

Benjamin: CONNER HANG ON I'M COMING!!!!"

{Benjamin's voice slowly changes to Conner's HERE -> ' }

Benjamin?: "CONNER GET DOWN!" SHOOT AT 'MY LITTLE BROTHER YOU f*cking SON OF A BITCH!!!!

{Conner's migraine begins to get worse.}

Conner: "BENJAMIN! WHERE ARE YOU?

{The pain builds as Conner braces himself against the wall.}

Butters: "Conner? Are you okay?"

{Butters voice distorts as Conner flashes back to Halfcock's message!}

Conner: "I'm not alone Sir Benjamin's been with me the whole time!"

{ A montages of scenes with Conner and Benjamin flash by in an instant.}

Conner: "HE'S NOT GONE HE'S BEEN WITH ME SINCE SAN DIEGO!!"

Halfcock: Conner? Conner? come in?

Conner: I'm glad your still with me?"

Benjamin: "So am I little Bro!"

Conner: "So am I little Bro!"

{Conner falls to his knees as the boys try to help}

Stan: "Easy there Conner just sit down and try to stay calm okay?"

Kyle: "Yeah dude we'll get you help we promise."

{Meanwhile the parents are pulling up to a roadblock where the national guard have set up a checkpoint.}

Soldier: "Hold it!" "Sorry folks this area is restricted to State Police and National Guard personnel only."

Halfcock: "I'm Gunnery Sergeant Halfcock I'm with these people!"

Soldier: "I'm sorry Sergeant but my orders are that no civilians pass."

Sharon: "You don't understand our boys up there on that mountain."

Soldier: "Have you filed a report with the police?"

Gerald: "We filed one at city hall just this morning but they said their hands were full with the manhunt."

Soldier: "Sir I'm gonna have to ask you and your party to turn around."

Gerald: No we will not turn around our son is up there on that mountain getting shot by your trigger happy friends."

Soldier: Sir I'm going to ask you one last time to turn this car around or I'll be forced to place you under arrest!

Liane: {concerned} Excuse me Private my name is Liane Cartman my only son Eric is up alone on that mountain and I'm really worried about him is their anyway we could get past?"

{We cut to Liane being Gang banged by the troops guarding the roadblock as the cars drive thru."}

Soldier: Oh Yeah push it push it baby.

Soldier 2: Your incredible Mrs Cartman.

Soldier 3: Oh Yeah almost there!!!

Liane: Ooooo Slow down boys I'll get to all of you. {farts on them}

{We hear all kinds of sick depraved sounds such as peeing pooping whipping vomit sniffing and a goat baaing but we don't see anything as the censors thought it was too graphic for deviant art and decided to instead show puppies in adorable hats.}

{As the cars drive off Sergeant Halfcock has a look of shock on his face.}

Halfcock: "Does she always do that?"

{The men inside the car afraid of upsetting their wives just act surprised."}

Stan: "Come on buddy have a drink on me {He spills Schnapps on Conner} "Whoops sowry about that o'l buddy o'l pal {He wraps Conner in a hug and pats his back} You know I didn't mean to do that. you know I love you Conner *hic* " { he smiles a drunken smile before being pulled off by Cartman and Kyle.}

Cartman: Don't mind him he has Assburgers!

Kyle: "He's gets like this when he drinks."

Stan: "Thanks for saving us back there in Da Nang Sarge! Your still a piece of sh*t though!"

Butters: "Uh Fellers?" {points out to the entrance "I think they found us."

{The boys head out to find themselves surrounded by National Guard. The Commander calls out to them on a bullhorn}

Commander: "ALRIGHT KURTZ THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED JUST COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!!"

{Kyle looks back toward Conner}

Kyle: "Dude it's over you should just come quietly."

Commander: "I'm gonna give you to the count of Ten to come out}

1

{Conner takes a deep breath and sighs.}

2{Day by Day By Jerry Goldsmith plays}

3Conner: "I just want it to end."4{Conner shivers noticing for the first time in hours that he's cold}

5Kyle: "I promise when we get back to town I'll tell my Dad what happened He's a lawyer I'm sure He'd be willing to defend you in court"6{Conner Looks up at Kyle as if to say can I trust you?}

7Kyle: Conner I'm giving you my word.

{Conner's eyes try to hold back tears at this sign of loyalty.}8Conner: "Alright I'll go." 9{Kyle helps Conner to his feet and they head outside to face the surrounding troops}

Commander: "Hold it Danforth calling Halfcock Danforth calling Halfcock I see Kurtz coming out with the other boys now."

{Halfcock is riding with the parents to the site.}

Halfcock: "Roger Wilco don't do anything to alarm him just keep everything calm until I get there"

{ The Boys come out with their hands up}

Soldier: "Looks like we finally got him."

Butters: "W-wait a minute fellas where's Stan?"

{Back inside the cave Stan is drunkenly fiddling with Conner M16.}

Stan: {Loads an 40mm grenade shell} "Ha ha that's cool" {He looks down the barrel of the launcher then picks it up imitating Tony Montana} Say hewlo to my wittle fwiend {laughs} It's funny because he's not wittle at all. Huh? I wonder what this thing does? Conner! Conner?"

{Stan walks out carrying the M16 and looking down the barrel as he does so.}

Stan: Conner? "What happens when I pull this?"

Conner: "STAN NO!!"

{Stan accidentally fires the grenade launcher, causing the soldiers to drop to the ground and return fire. The boys desperately flee back into the entrance with Conner returning fire with his Colt M1911}

Conner: {deep breathing} What the f*ck is your major malfunction? Are you trying to get us killed?

Stan: "Aw come on dude I was just having a wittle fun!"

Conner: "Your idea of fun is gonna get us killed."

{The National guard fires again spraying the mine entrance with gunfire and forcing the boys to take cover.}

Conner: "GET DOWN!"

{Outside the soldiers stop firing.}

Soldier: "Did we hit him?"

Black Soldier: "I don't know"

Commander: Commander: Alright Parker you take point at the entrance."

Private Parker: "No Way Sir I only do this part time I didn't sign up to get killed."

Commander: "Alright Stone you go in with him."

Private Stone: "Not me sir I gotta be back at the drug store tomorrow."

Commander: God damn it you two are going in there {A shot cuts him off} Cease firing." Alright fire a warning shot with the rocket launcher."

{A Soldier preps and loads an AT4 to fire.}

Soldier: "Sir our orders are to take them alive."

Commander: "Dammit Gary this kid's a killer, he shot down a helicopter for christ's sake." "I'm in charge here and I say we fire!"

{Inside the cave Conner and the boys say the guardsmen preparing to fire a rocket.}

Kyle: RUN!!!!!

{The boys run deeper into the mine as the guardsmen fire a rocket collapsing the entrance and trapping them inside the entrance.}