The nice thing about being a movie or TV character is that there is never, ever, time to explain, whereas real-life people like you and me have ample time to explain in such annoying detail that your friends get annoyed at you and then go home and stream an entire BBC drama series on Instant Netflix while stress-eating a box of Devil Dogs.

That said, Helga Pataki of Hey Arnold's appearance in this supercut actually made my day.