Stripper Fails Will Make You Laugh Out All Your Daddy Issues

Watch and laugh as these women go from hot to hurt quicker than the time it takes you to put a single into a G-string.

This is a compilation of women and men (yes, men) working it on stripper poles. Unfortunately for them, things go wrong -- more wrong than when they realized they had to take a job stripping in order to pay for community college (yup, we're going to perpetuate a stereotype).

This video runs nearly seven minutes, so you know a lot of blood, sweat and tears went into it (mostly from the strippers), but how bad must you feel if your fail didn't make it into this compilation? It's like you're being told, "You're not good at stripping, but you're not bad enough that it will be interesting for other people to watch and laugh." At that point, it's time to seriously reconsider your vocation of choice.