(28-11-2012 12:21 AM)earmuffs Wrote: Not really.
I have board shorts under my jeans. (I'm tend to be a little paranoid, BUT better safe then sorry.)

Why not just wear a buttplug?

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Not like that, if I was paranoid about shitting myself why would I wear the back-up broad shorts under my jeans?
I wear shorts under my jeans in the emergency of a jean malfunction.
As a bonus they also double as a great belt...

Long story, suffice to say I've done it for the last two years and wont be changing habits any time soon.
Around the house I'm fine, it's just when I leave the house.

Don't worry, it requires a rather long and overall boring explanation as to why your statement was entirely retarded that I really do not care to type out right now considering I just want to eat my delicious food.

gotta hate my immune system. It fights against plasters... Like I have this small burn that takes forever to heal. So over night I wanna put some plaster on it so I don't rip it open in my sleep. So yahoo it doesn't get ripped open, but yay I also get an itchy rash from the glue on the Leukoplast strips.
I knew about my allergy before I did that, I had the same problem in hospital once. They switched me to another strip and I did not react allergic to that one, but I have nothing else at home right now and in the pharmacy I couldn't find the other strip yet.

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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Leela, here is Filox advice for treating that in one day. A friend of mine cured his old wound from operation, that didn't want to stop festering bit by bit every day. He did one curing and next day it stopped, never to appear again.

Take one bud of good weed and grind it. Take just a little bit, 5-10 drops of olive oil (to cover that weed a bit, you want something to "melt" the THC in) and mix the weed and oil. Then heat up the mixture on low, very low heat, just enough to heat it all a bit. We used the air heater for computer components to heat it up, so I can assume it was somewhere around 70°C. We let the weed "relax" for a few minutes in that warm oil.

Then, he picked up the oil and the weed, put in on a piece of cloth and then put that cloth with weed and oil on the wound and in the end we covered it with a plaster. He left it until tomorrow and he said he felt a bit of tingling in that area. His wound closed up, stopped festering and he did not need to go to a small surgery to clean the wound. This was a few month ago and it never came back.

From various medical journals that talk about medicinal use of THC oil, it is great for burns, and this is the closest thing to THC oil, that you can do in 5 minutes. Also, olive oil is good by itself, so... Win-win. All you spend is one bud.

The other friend used the same thing, only to treat his small eczema's on his hands. Worked like a charm, in a 2-3 days/cures. He was fighting that shit for years, but it was not big, so he never gave it much thought.

I seriously do not see that this can do anything bad to you, but a word from Stark would be preferable.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.-Hunter S. Thompson