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•So the UConn women's team finally lost, after 90 games, to the last team to beat them: Stanford. Historians will long study this odd two-week period where we all appeared to follow women's college basketball. And yes, the game's on ESPN Classic today if you're so inclined. (Thanks to Rob for the screengrab.)

•Hey coaches: need to stop the clock real quick? Take a penalty, like too many men on the field. Or maybe punch a ref. Or trip a player. Or throw rocks at the opposing coach. Whatever it takes. UNC managed to spike the ball with 1 second left and 16 players on the field, and ended up beating a self-destructing Tennessee in the Music City Bowl.