jizz. the new cybertron drink. made from coke,water,ice tea, and sprite. carefully extracted using the micheal bay trailer technique which allows nerds to jizz in their pants without being forced. when extracted it is matured with disinfectant,toilet water, and a pinch of muriatic acid. jizz the drink that makes you jizzed.

WARNING: hazards and side effects may include kidney failure,prostate cancer,liver failure,tuberculosis,pregnancy,diarrhea,diabetes,loss of internal fluids and organs,loss of brain,loss of reproductive system,dimensia,lung cancer,hallucinations,weight loss,loss of conciousness,loss of limbs,loss of movement,chicken pox,pimples,weight gain, death,stomach ache,and gaining 1 million U.S dollars

NOTE:the jizz corporation is not responsible for the above side effects. if you any of the above symptoms please come to the closest jizz HQ in your area where you will be treated for any of the above symptoms. thank you for your time.