Virtual island is a waste of money

Upon reading the front page of the last issue, I was shocked to learn that the school has been spending $1,800 a year on what is essentially a video game. What does the school say to a student facing a $1,000 scholarship shortfall for the coming year? That they should forget about college for now because we need to retain a digital island where flying guitarists and proud owners of fully functional virtual genitalia can take a tour of the Park School in cyberspace?