Archangel chompy has been slain in the forest by Stable Hand."Die, my dear Stable Hand? That's the last thing I shall do!" boldly declared Archangel chompy.

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Page Malkuth has been slain in the forest by Frenzied Werewolf."I see London, I see France, I see Page Malkuth's underpants!" reveals Frenzied Werewolf.

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chompy has earned the title Archangel for having slain the Green Dragon75 times!

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Archangel chompy has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!

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Peasant bananasplitastic and Seth were seen heading up the stairs in the inn together.

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Peasant bananasplitastic has been resurrected by Ramius.

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Thaumaturgist blanck has defeated his master, Celith to advance to level 12 after 8 days!!

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Thaumaturgist blanck has defeated his master, Sensei Noetha to advance to level 11 after 8 days!!

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Thaumaturgist blanck was hunted down by their master, Sensei Noetha, for being truant.

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Peasant bananasplitastic has been defeated in the graveyard by Ear Fairy."A baby could wield a Woodsman's Axe better than that!" Ear Fairy proclaims.

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Archangel chompy has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 8 days!!

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Dragon Imperatrix Chirona has been resurrected by Ramius.

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Peasant bananasplitastic's body turned up, throat slit!

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Dragon Imperatrix Chirona has been slain in the forest by Pygmy Ogre."I am a leaf on the wind," said Dragon Imperatrix Chirona, "Watch how I soar."

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Thaumaturgist blanck defeated a Manticore on the trails! The victims have been avenged!

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Traveler BobaFed has been slain while breaking into the inn room of Conqueror Arunas in order to attack them."Next time, eat your Wheaties," Conqueror Arunas suggests.

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Traveler Kyrtis has been resurrected by Ramius.

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Traveler Kyrtis has been slain in the forest by Moai. "You are dishonorable, Moai!" Traveler Kyrtis cries.

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God of Sound malador has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 11 days!!

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God of Sound malador challenged Lonestrider and his band of thieves, but was no match for the rogues!Lonestrider's Thieves was overheard saying, "God of Sound malador's Omnipotence was no match for my Many Stabbing Knives!"

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God of Sound malador has defeated his master, Adoawyr to advance to level 14 after 11 days!!

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God of Sound malador has defeated his master, Gadriel the Elven Ranger to advance to level 13 after 11 days!!

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God of Sound malador has defeated his master, Celith to advance to level 12 after 11 days!!

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Apprentice rashad has defeated his master, Gadriel the Elven Ranger to advance to level 13 after 13 days!!

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God of Sound malador defeated a Manticore on the trails! The victims have been avenged!

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God of Sound malador has been resurrected by Ramius.

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God of Sound malador has been defeated in the graveyard by Skeletal Warrior."Come back when you learn how to fight," Skeletal Warrior scoffs.