Heres how this is going to work. Everyone here has a Whogenda - a subtext that flavours every post that they make. Maybe you still hate Allardyce, or you have lots of friends, or you live in Las Vegas - it's your Whogenda and by Christ, you're going to let us know about it.

So, please tell us your own Whogenda first, and then (and here's the fun part) identify another Whoer and speculate as to what you believe their Whogenda to be. I'll go first...

Who is like a pub entered through a wormhole full of rucking opinionated blagards all of which only have one thing in common but it’s the glue that holds them together no matter how polarised they become.

This is exactly right, and also the answer to the question of why the site's pulse is dead. Used to be that you'd get the odd few like that, ie Nicey on Allardyce. Now the site's overrun with people acting like a dog with a bone. You know exactly what they're going to say on any given subject and they won't let up. It's fucking boring.

Read who for the last 15 years, appraise myself of the views, responses and verbals of other west ham people. Venture to post on occasion - particularly when pissed and off tits:

Then post drivel, for unknown reasons, pure stream of consciousness verbal bollocks. Why? It makes me feel better i think. For 15 years i have typed meaningless bollocks to people i do not know yet probably stand next to in the queue at the bar at UP, the new gaff, the central, the winebar or queens or whereever.

No agenda other than that. I watch, listen, learn, post bollocks. Time and tide continue to lap, and have passed in this way for 20 years since i first discovered this corner of the internettage