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A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.

It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)

It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.

a person who, by nature or by the cause of an event, displays an incredibly narrow, shortsighted, strange, or just outright wrong view on a topic. Typically used to described someone who may have just commited an act that testifies to their idiocy or incompetence at life

"You stupid dumbshit! I said press the blue button, not the red one! Godammit!"