Sunday, August 30, 2009

Today

I finally finished painting the freakin' bathroom. Picture this 70 year old trying to reach behind the toilet with a long-handled paint brush. Like who looks back there, anyway? But if they do, by gum, they'll see that it was cut in perfectly along the baseboard. WooHoo.

I just know that I'll be sitting much more comfortably on a toilet that has virtual artwork behind it. People will come from miles around to see it and the media will be hounding me for an interview. Next stop--Oprah.