WATCH: Martin Short Schools KMid’s OBGYN On Proper Protocol On SNL

If you, like us, have ever wondered what it must be like to be a royal’s doctor in a less-than-dignified situation, the cast of SNL and host Martin Short have an answer for you.

In the funniest sketch we’ve seen in a while, Short, playing a liaison from the royal family, teaches the Duchess of Cambridge‘s OBGYN the proper protocol for dealing with the royal…well…you know (or as he calls it, “Her Downton Abbey”), as well as how to not overstep his bounds while delivering the heir. If you watch until the very end, you’ll even get to seen Her Majesty make a (rather unceremonious) appearance!