Why are the ones that deserve happiness the ones who seem to have the hardest time attaining it?

And on that note, where's my magic wand to make all my deserving friends attain said happiness?

Why can't teeth brush themselves?

How can anyone think it's okay to possibly spread pink eye?

Why do the things that I'm afraid of usually turn out to be the things that are best for me?

What if money did grow on trees? How would distribution work? If a branch hung over into your neighbor's yard and ripe bills fell on their side of the fence, does that make it theirs? The whole possession nine-tenths thing?