Polar Vortex 2014 'It's so cold that...' jokes to keep you warm

It's so cold that... everyone is trying to be funny about how cold it is.

Late night hosts ganged up on the weather:

"It was so cold, the 49ers coach got a concussion when he was hit with a block of Gatorade." — Conan O'Brien

"It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore shoes. In Maine, lobsters were throwing themselves into boiling pots. In Chicago, people were wearing deep-dish pizzas on their feet." — Craig Ferguson

"With the wind chill it got down to 63 below zero in parts of Montana. At that temperature, if you remove your hat your thoughts will actually freeze inside your brain." — Jimmy Kimmel

And as for the name given to the arctic blast:

"A #PolarVortex sounds like something Mr. Freeze would use to destroy Gotham City... or a new flavor of Powerade." — Jimmy Kimmel

Facebook users had a sense of humor about it, too:

It's as cold as... "A brass toilet in an outhouse in Alaska!" — WABC New York viewer Jenny Tozzi