Giselle: Now if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night. Robert Philip: What kind of place? Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree. Robert Philip: A hollow tree? Giselle: Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.

Lillian: You remember my cousin Rita. Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous.Rita: I wouldn't know, I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom.Rita: [after pause] Sometimes the floor.

[to Agent 99] Is that your default setting or something? Oh, today's Tuesday, I'll punch Max. Oh look, a box of kittens, I think I'll punch Max. I have this piece of bread so now I'm going to punch Max.

Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?Marlin: [wakes up]Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!Marlin: Oh... What happened?Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa." And we were like "whoa" ... and you were like "whoa...â€Marlin: What are you talking about?