What up bitches I'm back from the dead. With a poetic edda I shit out from my head. Most of you, probably don't know who that I am, and for those that do, get these fools with the program. I'm not here for friends I'm just here to make amends to whom my jokes had caused great offense. Of whom there were many, But friends, there weren't any, so I was destined to be forever alone. Locked in a cage, like a bottle of rage I exploded in a fury of delight. But forever no more, for your mom is a whore and now her face is covered in white! Rejoice one and all! I emptied my balls upon this poor readers mom! So let that be a lesson to all of you bitches, ragnarok is here! Now please do fuck off, oh, and give your mom back her britches.

Ok so admittedly I don't know the proper proceedings to see this one out, do we hold hands and quote kek memes all day? Is there like a blood sacrifice that need be paid for this unique slice of hell we call ebaumsworld forums? Is kek gonna like require my first born son?

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Did I get to meta in this motha? Imma mind my fourth wall