“What
are you doing out here…? Holidaying in New Zealand…?” I asked him.

“I
live here…” he said.

“You
live here…? In Auckland…?”

“Yes,
Uncle – and you’ve come on a holiday…?”

“Yes –
I reached Auckland 3 days ago – I saw the sights here – now I am going on a
week’s tour of South Island – in fact – I am flying to Christchurch by the
morning flight – the hotel has called a taxi to take me to the airport – I am
waiting for the taxi to arrive…” I said.

“Oh –
I think I am the taxi…” he said.

“You…?”

“Yes,
Uncle – I will just check at the reception…” he said – and he went to talk to
the receptionist.

He
returned soon – and said to me:

“Come,
Uncle – I’ll drop you at the airport…”

He
picked up my bag and we walked to the taxi which was parked outside.

Soon –
we were travelling to the airport – which was half-an-hour’s drive away.

“Uncle
– I hope you are spending a few days in North Island too – there is a lot to
see here too…” he said.

“Yes –
after I return from South Island – I am spending a week here…”

“That’s
great – I’ll give you my number – you must have dinner with me – and – of course
– I will drive you around whenever you want to hire a taxi…”

I was
curious as to why he – such a well-qualified boy – was driving a taxi – but – I
did not want to embarrass him – so – I asked him:

“When
we met last – you were doing your MBA – weren’t you…?”

“Yes,
Uncle – around 5 years ago – in Mumbai – that’s the last time we met – you had
come over to our place – I was finishing my MBA…”

“Yes –
it was more than 5 years ago – I lost contact with your Dad after that…” I said.

And then
– I asked him:

“When
did you come to New Zealand…?”

“3
years ago – I wanted a “Better Life”…” he said.

“Better
Life…?”

“Yes,
Uncle – I got a job after my MBA – but – I was not happy in India – so – I decided
to migrate to New Zealand – and – the best way to migrate to New Zealand was
through the “student pathway”…”

“Student
Pathway…? What’s that…?” I asked him.

“All
of us – we migrate using the “student pathway” – first “student visa” – then
“work visa” – then “residency” – and finally – “citizenship” of New Zealand –
and – once you get the coveted “New Zealand Passport” – the whole world is open
to you…”

“Oh –
I thought Indian students come here for higher education…”

“No
one comes here for “genuine education” – we do these courses because – the
“student pathway” is the easiest route to residency and citizenship…”

“Oh…”

“Here
– even as a student – you are allowed to work part-time 20 hours a week and
full-time on weekends. And then – you can easily get a “post study work visa” –
and you can work full-time on any type of jobs you can manage to get. Compared
to India – the minimum wage here is quite good – more than 15 New Zealand
Dollars per hour – so you can make a decent amount of money – if are prepared
to work long hours – at inconvenient times – and – if you are ready to do
anything – any sort of work…”

“And
– there seems to be “dignity of labour” here too…”

“That’s
only on the surface. The ground reality is that we immigrants have to do those
jobs that the locals don’t want to do…”

“Really…?”

“It
is simple – we migrants have to do the jobs that “Pakeha” Kiwis don’t want to
do…”

“Pakeha…?”

“Pakeha
means a “White New Zealander” – a New Zealander who is of “European descent”…”

“Oh…”

“I
think they do it purposely – they trick youngsters from developing countries
like India to come here for education – by showing them a “rosy picture” – they
make money from “international” students – and then – they make these
“immigrants” do jobs that New Zealanders don’t want to do – but – we immigrants
are ready to do any type of job – just for the sake of getting residency…”

“Yes,
Uncle – those are the jobs most migrants do – especially those from countries
like India – but it’s okay – but – as I told you – compared to India – the
minimum wage here is quite good – so you can make good money if you work long
hours at any time of the day or night and are ready to do anything…”

“Oh –
so are all Indian immigrants doing such jobs – even after doing Higher Education
courses over here in New Zealand…?”

“Yes,
Uncle – most of us…”

“That’s
sad…”

“Uncle
– this whole “student pathway” migration business is a money-making racket – in
which Education Agents back home in India, several Educational Institutions out
here in New Zealand and some Kiwi Employers are all involved in exploiting and making
money from Indian students…”

“Really…?”

“Back
home in India – the so-called “Education Consultants” painted a rosy picture of
employment opportunities in New Zealand after doing a course in New Zealand –
so – I landed in New Zealand as an international student and completed another
Degree in Management. I thought I would be flooded by job offers – but – I
didn’t get a job. The employment opportunities here are not as rosy as painted
by the “education counsellors” in India – it is very difficult to get a job –
especially if you are an immigrant – and that too from India. I experienced
racism too…”

“Racism…?”

“Yes, Uncle – there is plenty of Xenophobia,
racism, discrimination over here – but – they don’t do it openly – it is subtle.
They prefer to employ “Kiwis” – or people from “developed” countries – someone
even advised me to change my Indian first name to a foreign sounding one…”

“Change
your name…? Why…?”

Uncle
– a “Kiwi” friend advised me:

“You
change your name to an “English” sounding one – then – you will stand a better
chance of getting a job…”

“At
first – I laughed at him – but later – I realized that he had a point – some of
my Indian migrant friends with “English” sounding names were getting more calls
for interviews – and jobs too….”

“It’s
unbelievable…”

“It
is funny – but sad. In India – we give preference to foreign “expats” – but
here – they don’t care about Indian migrants. In fact – my Indian degrees and
work experience did not count much here in New Zealand. Out here – it was New
Zealand educational qualifications and “Kiwi” work experience that mattered. I
had a New Zealand Degree – but I didn’t have New Zealand work experience – so I
just couldn’t get a good job…”

“That’s
sad – you had a double MBA – one from India and one from New Zealand – but still
you didn’t get a good job…?”

“Uncle
– my father spent 20 Lakh Rupees for sending me to New Zealand for Education. I
thought I will get a good job when I completed my course – but – I could not
get a job. Though I was well qualified – I found my Indian ethnicity a barrier
to getting a good job – and – though not officially stated – it was clear that there
was covert racial discrimination – and once in a while – I heard racist slurs
as well – though they didn’t say it directly on my face…”

“It
must have been terrible…”

“At
that point of time – I should have gone back to India – but it would be a big
“loss of face” – so – I kept applying for jobs – I was in need of money – I did
not want to ask my father for more money – since he had already spent a huge
amount of money for sending me to New Zealand and on my education over here –
so I was ready to do whatever job was available – at one point I was doing 3
part-time jobs at the same time – as a petrol pump attendant at night – washing
taxis and tourist buses in the morning in bone chilling winter – and delivering
pizzas during the day. Then – I was lucky – the owner of the taxi company where
I washed cars and buses – he offered me a job as a Taxi Driver – and – I am
driving taxis ever since…”

I
felt sad seeing my friend’s son – such a well-qualified boy – driving taxis –
and enduring such a tough life – so I said to him:

“Let
me give you some advice. You forget about “loss of face” etc. Why don’t you
return to India…? With your management qualifications – I am sure you will get
a good job in India. I have some contacts in the industry – I will try and help
you out…”

“Thanks,
Uncle – but there is no way I am going to return to India…”

“But
why…?”

“It
is a “Better Life” over here in New Zealand…” he said.

The
taxi reached the airport.

The
young man – my friend’s son – he took out my bag from the taxi and placed it by
my side on the walkway.

He
gave me his mobile number – which I stored on my mobile phone.

“Uncle
– please call me the moment you return to Auckland from your South Island tour…”
he said.

I
said “Yes” – and – I paid him the taxi fare.

He
took the money – he said “Good Bye” to me – he sat in his taxi – and he drove
off.

As I
watched him drive away – I thought to myself:

“A
highly qualified boy who would be working in a managerial position in India –
here – in New Zealand – he was a Taxi Driver – and still – he called it a “Better
Life”…”

1. This story is a fictional spoof, satire, pure fiction, just for fun and humor, no offence is meant to anyone, so take it with a pinch of salt and have a laugh.

2. This story is a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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About Me

A creative person with a zest for
life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer. Educated
at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School
Pune, Vikram has published two books:COCKTAILa collection of fiction short stories about relationships
(2011) andAPPETITE FOR A STROLLa
book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel, writing short fiction and compiling his memoirs. An avid
blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories, creative
non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, books, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories, self help and art of living essays in magazines and journals and published a number of professional research papers and reviews and edited in-house magazines and journals for many years, before the advent
of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to
creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse -
his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative
thoughts.