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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

A Sign I Need to Go Back to WW

So I go to the restroom and as I take a look in the mirror I realize I have a hole in my pants. Like a major 2 inch hole. It's located on the side seam just below the pocket. It's a big gaping hole with my cellulite thigh poking through. Who knows when this happened or how long I've been walking around with a hole in my pants. At least it's not up my crack. I'm sure people would have enjoyed my neon green panties. A locked office door and two safety pins later this problem has been solved, but the embarrassment lingers.