“Shit. No one has ever questioned the existence of my posts. I mean, I can see the post and so can you. But what if we’re both imaginary, then our posts would also be figments of imaginations. Can imaginations have imaginations? If we question our reality, does that make us real? Shit, this is too much to contemplate..”

“What a cat-astrophe. On the bright side, at least you don't have to buy cat food anymore.”

-Dave_Davington

“I bet OP isn’t feline well!

-exileonmainst

“But he just needs to stay pawsitive.”

-exileonmainst

“Just to think, alive on caturday, gone on sunday..”

-exileonmainst

“There's a special place in hell for both of you dickbags”

-Arashikage

“Now now, there’s no need to get purrsonal. I felt our puns were clawsome if not purrfect. We’re all just kitten around here.”

-exileonmainst

“geez Dave? you still haven't learned your lesson from the last time? That doesn't make them feel better!”

-arioch_fml

“Paw-don me, I cat speak for anyone else, but I paw-fer to make people laugh (or at least myself). Be-claws anyone can express their sympathies in an un-fur-tunate situation, but it’s a meow-velous thing to make jokes in a-paw-ling times. That’s my cat-titude to life.”