Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Hello all! Since our last posting, we've been might busy out here at "Tales of Schlock". In light of our newest deal, we're revamping the store with a cleaner layout and a new easy to use order form! Check it out, eh?

Also part of our larger redesign, new profile pages are in the works! And what's the coolest part of this for you guys? I'm making a whole round of new profile pics for ALL the ladies of Tales of Schlock!

Look for those new pages to start rolling out soon! And again, please take a look at our new store - your fave issues are now available professionally redone! Oh, and of course, pick an issue to receive FREE with any commissioned piece!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Hello all! So, as I alluded to in my last post, we've got a new deal brewing for you, as hot as black coffee! To celebrate our 400 page landmark, and y'all's amazing continued support, we will now be offering...

ONE FREE GOLD ED. ISSUE OF TALES OF SCHLOCK with every inked commission! Aw yeah. You read that right. Instead of ONE high-rez, inked & colored masterpiece, you'll get TWENTY-ONE!

All of the first six issues are now available as Gold editions, with a little something for everyone!

For bondage, big boobs & bigger butts, check out our original "Doctor Patient Confidentiality" storyline! For exotic adventures and lecherous monsters, how about "Bride of the Mummy"? And of course, brand new, we have the first installment in our most popular series: "Coffee, Tea, or Me?". If the bootylicious & thick Manoa says she wants you... she gets you!

Not interested in a commission piece at this time? Remember, our Gold Editions are still available individually at extremely reasonable rate! And for a true porntastic recession buster, our B&W Silver editions are also available at a discount!

Monday, May 14, 2012

And so our little perverted epic draws to a close... I hope you enjoyed this storyline as much as I have. I am so happy to have finally gotten this leg of the Incubus saga down. I've touched on this topic before, but one of the reasons I started this comic was to produce the things I just wasn't seeing... and if you're like me, I TOTALY but a tentacle monster who's a chubby chaser. ^_^ It's been rewarding and exhausting, and I'm ready to switch gears a bit. Don't worry though- I don't think this is the last we'll see of everyone's favorite sumerian sex demon... And for those keepng score at home, you may have noticed that "web of the incubus" is next up for a deluxe re-release! :D

On that note though, I want to give y'all a heads up: we're going to be taking a wee hiatus from Tales of Schlock -don't panic, we'll be back!!-

To focus on some real-life projects (involving Better Half, 'legitimizing' that relationship, wink wink). We'll still be around though, and I don't think I could stop drawing if you put a gun to my head!

And related to that, now more than ever I'm feeling motivated to help people out with some commissions, and I'm about to sweeten the deal so god it might give you a diabetic coma: How does a free deluxe ish of "Tales of Schlock" with each original piece sound, eh? I'll have more details in my next post!

And finally, looking down to past our hiatus, what's coming up? Ish 21 will be a "Wicked Step-Milf", because we have not seen our favorite saddlebag-milf and spunky teen in FAR too long! Also look forward to LOTS more "Coffee, Tea, or Me?" Manoa had a rough week in this last story... I think she needs some good times, eh? And for everyone who's been sking, I promise you MORE BODACIA!

Friday, May 11, 2012

It's so weird to think we're finally coming to the end... only three more pages, and this storyarc will reach its conclusion.

Oh, and our 400 page mark. o_O'
More on that next time... but I've been stingy with updates lately, so let me make it up to y'all. As with the issues, I've also been reding some of my older pieces, trying finish them off with the skills I've developed from doing the comic. So long time readers may recognize these next two, but never before in such glooooory!!!

I may have mentioned this before, but I'm a huge fan of film noir... and the more I think about it, the more I feel that poster would make a great cover for an ish. What do y'all think, huh?
Anywho, that's all till next time, when we'll be back with the conclusion! (And some exciting news, too!)

Sunday, May 6, 2012

I know I've been promising this one for, oh, FOREVER... but after an awesome marathon of coloring yesterday, I'm am very, very proud to announce that the deluxe versions of the first chapter in our ongoing workplace fantasy series "Coffee, Tea, or Me?" are NOW AVAILABLE!

Previews? Oh, we got previews, a'course...

Manoa looks sooooo good. We saw her at the receiving end of things back in the "Doctor Patient Confidentiality" arc, but truth be known: I just love it when she gets to take charge. A sexy big girl who's not afraid of what she wants? Mmmm...

So, for our fans of Manoa, big booty babes, and sexy comics, drop us a line about picking up an e-copy! As always, get 20 full color pages of dat azz for only 3 bucks! (also available in a B&W recession buster for 2 bucks!)