(tap, tap, tap, is this durn thing on?) HEELLOOO! MISTAH DAAAWG!! Are you in theah? Hopin' yo Christmas an' New Year's was pleasant an' enjoyable. Really hopin' everthin's awright wit you an' Miz Phlegmmy, Y'all been sorta quiet on the innertubes, but I got ta thinkin' 'bout al them wunnerful stories an tales you was a tellin', 'bout growin' up in all them interesting places and your police stories, and I was really, really hoping, (shuffle, shuffle, holding out my chipped bowl) Please, Sir, can we have some more? please? I love your writting, Dog, and as I contemplate our country's future, I, and many of your fans out here on the web miss you. At least a short post so we know your ok? Sincerely, John in The People's Democratic Republic of Maryland