You mean, "It's all a case of forced perspective, skellywager. From the angle the portrait has been drawn, my legs and cock look tiny, but up close and in real life my penis is about the same size as the damsel I am distressing"?

given the scale of your penis to the damsel in the picture,it must be frustrating to have one so big that it is incapable to penetrate.
do you have to sling it over your shoulder when you want to wear clothes?