Author has written 10 stories for Victorious, Lost Girl, and Orange Is the New Black.

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"'Why do you smoke so damn fast?' I asked.

She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on her narrow face might have looked goofy were it not for the unimpeachably elegant green in her eyes. She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, 'Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.'"

AU Jori. Jade's a teacher at HA and Tori's one of her students. I know Tori's more sweet and nourishing, so it'd be more acceptable if she was the teacher. I guess I just wanna see if I can pull this off without making Jade into some kind of perverted predator, but I don't want to compromise her character and make her too OOC either. I want it to be wrong, but right, you know?

AU. Beca Mitchell is a famous recording artist. When Beca collapses on stage she learns that she needs to start watching her eating and exercise regularly to balance her consuming lifestyle. Beca hires Chloe Beale, former Olympic medalist, now a personal trainer to get her in shape. When they fall for each other their morales are put into a test. Are they allowed to fall in love?

Relationships change. Enemies become friends, friends become more, people drift away, and people bond unexpectedly. The future is never certain, and - for Jade West and Tori Vega - the challenges of life might make them realize they may have a kindred spirit closer than they ever imagined. Jade/Tori. Runner up for Best Jori in the August 2013 Topaz Awards!

AU: Piper Chapman and Alex Vause are two of the hottest prospects in the interminable world of education; Chemistry, their subject of choice. However, when each inexorable woman begins their new job vying against the other for the Head of Department job, the explosive sparks created between them may just lead to more than just a burning flame. Teacher x Teacher.

Aubrey and Chloe open a club called 'Bellas' and Aubrey is less than impressed with the bunch of misfits they end up employing - least of all the rude but surprisingly talented DJ who Chloe insists will be perfect.

AU- Rich, powerful and successful Piper Chapman is the CEO of one of New York's biggest companies. Timid, introverted Alex Vause arrives in the city with her heart set on making one final go at the life her college education should have provided for her. But when Alex starts her new job at Piper's company, neither she nor Piper are prepared for the feelings evoked within them.

Tori needs to seem more mature for an audition and decides it's time to take a real risk. And what is more dangerous than dating the girl who used to hate your guts? Based on the episode 'The Gorilla Club'. Jori.

"Piper Chapman is nine years when she first sees Alex Vause." A childhood/middle school/high school AU for Alex and Piper. Incorporates their flashbacks from the series. Emphasis on the high school era. Two shot.

Beca Mitchell is the epitome of a rebel being the master of expulsion since second grade. Then her mom and stepdad pass, and she's to live with the father who had abandoned her long ago and his new family. She's sent to Barden High, and she expects to just play football as always and lay low. Yeah, she should've told that to the hyperactive redhead that turns everything on its head

Relationships come and go but it always seems to be the ones you never saw coming, or never expected to last, that seem to just...work. One shot. AU in that it's Mitchsen and the Jeca kiss didn't happen. One-shot.

"I don't want you to be perfect! I just want you to be mine. That may sound a million times harder to you, but I know that you can do it because you need that control, and I can handle being your arch rival because in the end, hating me is just your way of loving me and I love that about you." One is closed in and wound up. One is closed off and worn down. Slight AU.

It's the age-old battle of red vs. blue. Chloe is set on her belief that the blue power ranger was superior. Can Beca prove to her that it was in fact the red ranger that reigned over all? Bechloe super fluff based in "Shooting Stars and All That" AU. Kind of. One Shot

Aubrey is grocery shopping with her daughter when she bumps into her old love Beca and their old feelings are rekindled. This was made via a fanfiction game I did in tumblr requesting 3 things a pairing, a place and a thing. This request was by Sinomin who sent in Mitchsen, Grocery Shopping and paper aeroplane.

She's lost count of how many times she's said it now. The thing is, she only ever says it to Chloe. Why? Who knows. It's like when people have a song. You know, a song that they listen to together and whenever they listen to it alone, it reminds them of that other person. Chloe and Beca do have a song. Their song is titanium. But they also have a phrase. "See you later."

Chloe Beale has just moved into the baddest neighborhood in LA due to pure stubborn pride. After a shooting happens in the apartment next door, she decides to get herself a gun. The license is one thing. The ability to shoot it? Completely different. Can a low key DJ help her out as well as help herself in the process? First Multi fic. AU

Plot twist: when Aubrey asks Beca for 'a word' after that first practice, she asks her out. Thus begins a long, long road to the ICCAs. Also detours. There are a lot of those. (Includes awkward courtships, annoying families and intimacy issues.)

Beca has had a tragic two years and has given up surfing because of it but while taking care of her sick aunt at the woman's beach house, she meets Chloe, an outgoing surfer. Will she be able to let go of her personal demons, allowing herself to be loved and creating new friendships along the way? -Thank you to DarkWriterXX94 for the cover image-

Maybe there will be light again. Maybe, someday, someone will step into her life and shove all the darkness away again, show her what life had to offer, other than pain and heartbreak. But until that happens, she would stay where she is. Safe from every light that tries to help her. AU.

Seven years later and Beca is a successful music producer in LA. After an impaired driving charge and a chance reunion with no one other than Aubrey Posen, Beca is forced to reevaluate her life. Time has changed both the blonde and brunette, but a lingering bond allows them to become important parts of each other's lives. A story of growing up, friendship, and falling in love.

The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU

Beca and Chloe met at summer camp and were the best of friends while there. They end up losing touch and meeting up again twelve years later when Beca, now a music producer, has to help Chloe, who is now a famous singer, work on her new album.

After Santana and Quinn set McKinley high on fire, the school shuts down of course. As everyone else is shipped somewhere in Ohio, Mr. Schue decides to use this time for fun...so they head to Canada for the rest of the year. And what other school that is "no nonsense" to atend other than...Degrassi?

An AU set in the Old West. Why? Because I want to know how a proper, aspiring female doctor would react to a driven, hard-as-nails woman on the range. They don't know it yet, but Maura's fiancee just met his match.

Shego falls mysteriously ill and Drakken can think of only one good Dr. to take her to. Can Kim figure out what's going on with Shego... And herself... by delving into the woman's past before it's too late. KiGO. Read and Review please!

AU in which Piper Chapman, fresh out of college, begins teaching Physics in seventeen year old Alex Vause's high school. Other teachers have let Alex just barely make it through her years there, but Piper isn't one to go down without a fight, no matter how much Alex makes her want to rip her hair out.

Due to an acting assignment assigned by Sikowitz over spring break, Tori and Jade must act like girlfriends for the entire week. Except, neither of them want it to be acting; not that they would ever admit it.

"But it was so hard to not love Jade. Someone who looked at her like she was the only person in the room or kissed her like it was the last time, every time that their lips touched, could not just be ignored. Whether Tori liked it or not, she was falling hard for Jade West and there was not a damn thing she could do about it." A.U - Twoshot.

When a tragic accident causes Jade to lose her father and stepmom, she's sent to live with her aunt in Los Angeles and attend Hollywood Arts. Her plan was to brush people off and just make it through her last three years of high school without turning any heads, but that's hard to do when there's a certain brunette who never takes no for an answer.