Britney Spears in Allure Magazine

has maybe the most insulting photo shoot with Britney Spears you’ve ever seen. Do they really expect anybody to believe this is what she looks like? They could’ve photographed a stack of pancakes and it would’ve looked more like Britney Spears. With this much airbrushing they might as well have hired a cartoonist to just draw pictures of her instead.

NOTE: Some of these are outtakes, which is why some look more like her than others.

Why all of a sudden are asscracks so hot? I mean, britney and that Kim Kardishian or however you spell her name chick, are showing theirs off. I’m sorry, I just don’t get what’s so sexy about it. It’s crack….ya know…Hmmmmph…