14

patrons

$30

per regular episode

It’s
Just A Show is
a podcast companion to Mystery
Science Theater 3000.
Like MST3K, our project is a labour of love cobbled together by
committed DIYers. We
don't want our love’s labours lost, so we’ve come to you with hat in
hand via Patreon.

All
aspects of our artisanal, pod-to-table production—recording, editing, music—take time and care. Your donations won’t just cover hosting and production costs, either! We love researching the weird topics brought up by MST3K, be it from the movies, the host segments, or the riffs in the theatre. We tend to be very thorough. With your support, we’ll
continue to tackle tough questions, like:

How
many followers and fansites did “Jesus II”* inspire?

What
happens to Harvey B. Dunn’s finger-stub when it’s hot?

Why made the Pumaman fly like that?

Will
scientists discover how to transplant a rich white guy’s head onto
Rosie Greer’s body?

Is
Man a feeling creature?

We’ve
chosen an episode-based
subscription model, so
you only pay with the release of a new episode every two weeks. We're
a local** mom-n-pop*** podcast andno
donation is too small.
The fact that you’d deign to give us anything at all fills our hearts
with gratitude. Each listener who donates at the $3 level—the
price of one overpriced cup of coffee—allows us to spend even more time learning a bit more about child-preacher-turned-Starcrasher Marjoe Gortner, World War One anthem "It's a Long Way to Tipperary", or another distant cousin twice removed of Hammer Films. Oh, and we can sometimes buy Adam a sandwich. He's so hungry.

Friends,
Romans, Patrons...give us your dollars and we’ll give you all sorts of Patreon exclusives. Check out our donor tiers: Bonus content. Shot glasses. You could even CHOOSE OUR NEXT EPISODE.

Thank you,Beth and Adam (and producer Chris).

*AKA
Tom Graeff, director of Teenagers from Outer Space
**Canadian
***The
three of us met at a popular sex dungeon

Tiers

Dick Clark Tier

$1 or more per regular episode ∙ 7 patrons

You’ll get access to Patreon-exclusive bits deemed too hot for pod! Every episode of It’s Just A Show is edited to remove digressions, weird tangents, bloops, and goofs. Here you can access the best of what we edit for time, pacing, and/or good taste. If you ever wanted to fill every moment of silence in your life with the sound of Beth & Adam talking, we’ve got you covered.

Name & Shame Tier

$3 or more per regular episode ∙ 7 patrons

For only $3 per episode, you join our highly sought after Name & Shame tier. Your name will be forever enshrined on our official list of Patrons on www.itsjustashow.comand you get access to all Patreon-exclusive available to Patrons in our Dick Clark Tier.

Enabler Tier

$10 or more per regular episode ∙ 0 patrons

Keep Beth and Adam’s banter running smoothly with an assortment of not-appropriate-for-recording-at-9am drinks. In return, you get a bonus IJAS shot glass! Plus, access to all the Patreon-exclusive audio bits and your name will be enshrined among our list of patrons on our website.

Master Approval Tier

$50 or more per regular episode ∙ 0 patrons

Tell you what, why don't YOU tell us which episode we’re reviewing next, moneybags? Yes, you will access a super-secret poll where you get to vote on which MST3K experiments we discuss on upcoming episodes of It’s Just A Show. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! You'll get access to all the Patreon-exclusive content, have your name enshrined on our list of patrons, and receive a bonus IJAS shot glass.

Goals

$30 of $50 per regular episode

For $50 an episode: Wow! We'll be able to pay off the cost of our microphones in no time!

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It’s
Just A Show is
a podcast companion to Mystery
Science Theater 3000.
Like MST3K, our project is a labour of love cobbled together by
committed DIYers. We
don't want our love’s labours lost, so we’ve come to you with hat in
hand via Patreon.

All
aspects of our artisanal, pod-to-table production—recording, editing, music—take time and care. Your donations won’t just cover hosting and production costs, either! We love researching the weird topics brought up by MST3K, be it from the movies, the host segments, or the riffs in the theatre. We tend to be very thorough. With your support, we’ll
continue to tackle tough questions, like:

How
many followers and fansites did “Jesus II”* inspire?

What
happens to Harvey B. Dunn’s finger-stub when it’s hot?

Why made the Pumaman fly like that?

Will
scientists discover how to transplant a rich white guy’s head onto
Rosie Greer’s body?

Is
Man a feeling creature?

We’ve
chosen an episode-based
subscription model, so
you only pay with the release of a new episode every two weeks. We're
a local** mom-n-pop*** podcast andno
donation is too small.
The fact that you’d deign to give us anything at all fills our hearts
with gratitude. Each listener who donates at the $3 level—the
price of one overpriced cup of coffee—allows us to spend even more time learning a bit more about child-preacher-turned-Starcrasher Marjoe Gortner, World War One anthem "It's a Long Way to Tipperary", or another distant cousin twice removed of Hammer Films. Oh, and we can sometimes buy Adam a sandwich. He's so hungry.

Friends,
Romans, Patrons...give us your dollars and we’ll give you all sorts of Patreon exclusives. Check out our donor tiers: Bonus content. Shot glasses. You could even CHOOSE OUR NEXT EPISODE.

Thank you,Beth and Adam (and producer Chris).

*AKA
Tom Graeff, director of Teenagers from Outer Space
**Canadian
***The
three of us met at a popular sex dungeon

Recent posts by It’s Just A Show

Tiers

Dick Clark Tier

$1 or more per regular episode ∙ 7 patrons

You’ll get access to Patreon-exclusive bits deemed too hot for pod! Every episode of It’s Just A Show is edited to remove digressions, weird tangents, bloops, and goofs. Here you can access the best of what we edit for time, pacing, and/or good taste. If you ever wanted to fill every moment of silence in your life with the sound of Beth & Adam talking, we’ve got you covered.

Name & Shame Tier

$3 or more per regular episode ∙ 7 patrons

For only $3 per episode, you join our highly sought after Name & Shame tier. Your name will be forever enshrined on our official list of Patrons on www.itsjustashow.comand you get access to all Patreon-exclusive available to Patrons in our Dick Clark Tier.

Enabler Tier

$10 or more per regular episode ∙ 0 patrons

Keep Beth and Adam’s banter running smoothly with an assortment of not-appropriate-for-recording-at-9am drinks. In return, you get a bonus IJAS shot glass! Plus, access to all the Patreon-exclusive audio bits and your name will be enshrined among our list of patrons on our website.

Master Approval Tier

$50 or more per regular episode ∙ 0 patrons

Tell you what, why don't YOU tell us which episode we’re reviewing next, moneybags? Yes, you will access a super-secret poll where you get to vote on which MST3K experiments we discuss on upcoming episodes of It’s Just A Show. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! You'll get access to all the Patreon-exclusive content, have your name enshrined on our list of patrons, and receive a bonus IJAS shot glass.