So far, Harlow's #watermelondress was on both Inside Edition and Kelly and Ryan Live. Mazzy was like, "Wait! What about MY watermelon dress???" She's right. The pink fringe cap sleeve is an excellent addition. Still think #babymeloning is the better hashtag!

Everybody is smiling and looking at camera! I just posted my latest travel vlog which follows our three day road trip in Central New York! It rained a lot but we still had tons of fun. Don't miss Harlow dancing like a robot and Mazzy talking "duck." I think this is my favorite travel video so far. YouTube link in bio!

She's getting her hair cut today. I was going to leave work and meet her and our sitter there but I'm too swamped. It's the first time she's getting a cut without me. Fingers crossed they don't chop it all off or give her faux hawk!

If you don't already know, "a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios with milk" has replaced Harlow's waffle obsession. She asks for it every single morning, in those words exactly. If I were to say, "Harlow, do you want a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios?" She would say, "Yes, WITH MILK." Also, ever since Harlow and I made that video about how to make cereal (link in bio- FYI, the longer YouTube version is even better than the one I put on Insta), Harlow has been really into making her own breakfast in the morning. Her and Mazzy have even taken our cereal orders at night and then pre-set the table with our names written on the napkins. Then they instruct us to stay in bed until everything is ready. It's actually some of the few times we've been able to sit down to breakfast all together as a family at the dining room table. Thanks @cheerios for helping make the mornings easier this summer! #generalmillscereal #sponsored

23 Ways to Disguise Your Baby Bump on Halloween

Seemingly overnight (or maybe it was over dinner), my belly has doubled in size. I’m 35 weeks today which means I will be 38 weeks on October 31st.

Where does that leave me, exactly?

Well, if I was prone to baring my belly and I lived in a temperate climate, I could be one of those pregnant women who paints her basketball-proportioned baby bump like an actual basketball. Or a watermelon. Or a jack-o-lantern. Or Epcot Center. Or pretty much anything else in the shape of a sphere (see the lovely ladies up top).

But if you are not into the painted-belly thing, there are tons of other options as well. Like white trash cross-dressing with your partner…

Or making your current child feel totally inferior to the real prize on the way…

Or SNOOPY!!!!

You can also use your costume to make an important breastfeeding statement…

I’m not sure what the statement is exactly, but I KNOW it’s better than this one…

It’s not clear whether the above is an awesome Halloween costume or just a really unfortunate looking pregnancy belly. I really hope it’s the former.

If you’d prefer a cuter, more conservative costume, try dressing as the solar system…

But good luck keeping your arms extended while trying to inhale a handful of candy corn.

If you need to make a last-minute costume, I suggest the stranded-on-a-dessert-island-with-only-a-white t-shirt-and-a-set-of-markers route…

Look— it’s Wilson!

Personally, I’m a big fan of literal costumes, so why don’t you use this opportunity to express your love for tomato sauce?

Or your fondness for baking…

I love how the couple above thinks they need to be super explicit about the meaning of their costume. If they are that worried about misinterpretation, instead of “the bun baker”, they could have writtten, “I stuck my penis in her and as a result, we made a baby!”

Another way to highlight your sexual antics is with the costume below. This says, “Not only will I have sex with anyone, but I’ll do it in the printer aisle of a Staples!”

On the opposite side of the “easy” spectrum, we’ve got the super wholesome, family-friendly egg sandwich…

As opposed to the bright lights of a single disco ball, screaming “I can’t wait until my baby is old enough to go clubbing with me!”

If you’d like your pregnant belly to masquerade as a d-list celebrity, I suggest stealing this brilliant Octomom costume. The babies are so lifelike!

I have a cow costume, works great. Has the udders. Perfect to cover the belly, then when my daughter was 6 months, we dressed her as a cow, calling her veal since she wasn’t walking yet. My hubby went inappropriately as the farmer.

I was 34 weeks pregnant on Halloween and ended up painting a basketball onto a white t-shirt and sticking a nerf ball net in the collar to indicate a slam dunk. Hubs half-assed dressed the part of the basketball player by throwing on a pair of gym pants and a Syracuse shirt. Nothing spectacular but cute, fun, and easy peasy!

Love the watermelon belly costume! I was addicted to watermelon, when I was pregnant. I would fill a wagon full of them on Halloween and just eat as I walked. Replace the shell every now and then, as needed.

I’ve considered having more and more kids in the hopes for once I’ll finally get the timing right – be perfectly pregnant at Halloween (not just is-she-fat-or-is-she-preggo, and not 9.5-months-and-my-cankles-are-as-big-as-my-waist) – so I could rock a fun costume like one of these. But then I remember what kids are and I change my mind.

I like the disco ball. And the beer belly was pretty simple. And simple is good. Have you thought about being a gumball machine? Clear plastic bag with mini-balloons is on the easy side. Oh! Oh! or Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, then Mazzy can be the Cheshire Cat. Make your husband wear a preggo suit, too. Time he carried around some weight.

Or you could also try an animal onesie, that will surely cover up some of the baby bump. But your ideas are also really great. Thank you for sharing them, we all know how difficult it is to blend in when you’re pregnant.

We’re on vacation! Not only are we starting off with excellent weather, we got a good shot taken by Mike on the very first night! Thanks, Daddy Shorts. 🙌🏻 First full day in paradise is on my story! #mommyshortsinmexico

There’s a new sculpture in Astor Place that broke my heart. It is called The Last Three. It’s 17 feet tall and represents the last three northern white rhinos on earth. Their names are Sudan, Nijan, and Fatu. Sudan is the last male. He is 45, which is the life expectancy for a rhino. His daughter is Nijan and his granddaughter is Fatu. Rhino horns are worth a ton of money so they are in constant threat of poachers. This public piece of art was created by artists Gillie and Marc with the hope of educating and inspiring others to care about the plight of the rhinos. It worked on me. Their aim is to collect 1 million goodbye messages on www.goodbyerhinos.org and put them towards a petition for approaching governments about eliminating the demand for rhino horns. Please like, comment and tag your friends to get this seen by as many people as possible and feel free to regram and share! 😥 #goodbyerhinos

New York is still freezing so instead of doing our usual ski trip in March, we decided to switch things up and go somewhere much warmer. Not sure when I’ll post on my feed, but you can follow along on my Instagram stories...🌴☀️🥝👙🦎⛱⛵️✈️🍹🤸‍♂️😎 #comingsoon

Sometimes I look at my Instagram account and think— man, this feed really needs some adults. Who is running this thing??? And because I know everyone is going to ask where @littlemissparty got her dress, I already asked. It’s vintage. She bought it when she was 19. Sucks for the rest of us! I got my shirt at Aritzia. Thanks for asking 🤣 Have you guys watched our Instagram lives together? I like doing it so much better with a friend! We are on a two week break because our schedules are all crazy but will do it again after that. What would you guys want us to talk about? Any questions for two NYC working moms???

Harlow has a very important message for everyone. Brought to you by Super Why, I think. Also, this impromptu performance was 100% because Harlow noticed me upping my intake of fruits and vegetables this week. 🍎🍌🥕💪🏻 #harlowunplugged #eathealthy