While we can't promise you fame and fortune like Jobs had, write a caption for our dumpster-divin' engineer and you could win the original comic, emblazoned with your caption, signed by our esteemed illustrator Daniel Guidera.

Make us laugh so hard we get a side stitch.

Should you need extra incentive to get your creative juices flowing, we suggest you go back and read some of the other amazing entries from the past few months: