A mother and her young son were clothes-shopping in the Boys’ section of McCloskey’s department store. The mother was hunched over the clothes racks, sliding the hangers down the metal rod. The boy was looking longingly at the girl’s clothes section.

‘Can I please go look at the girl clothes?’ he asked.

‘No,’ his mother said. ‘Jesus. Hell no.’

‘But I want to look at the pretty dresses.’

‘You’re getting a sweater with a football on it and that is final.’

‘But…’

‘FINAL!'...

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

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