What’s the future of posters? Holograms? Scratch ‘n sniff? Not according to Touchnplay. The company is banking of its latest product, the Touchmeplay, a poster of a lady in a swimsuit with eight “touch points.” Press one and a voice is emits from the built-in speaker–mostly it does a lot of moaning.

The Touchmeplay is $29.99 and ships in a fancy poster tube, which also features a picture of a lady in a swimsuit. Score.