“Saddle up and I’ll whip up some bedroom antics!” This was a caption contest right?…

Lux

OMG you can read my mind !!!

blokeintakapuna

Now you’re just flirting with me! Next you’ll be offering me a week away fishing on your 50′ launch to the Barrier… And all the bacon one can eat!

So please… Don’t stop now. How do I spur you on?

Lux

Just bring the bait, everything else is supplied ..

blokeintakapuna

OMG!

Lux for Mayor! Lux for Mayor! Lux for Mayor!

Lux

Meet me in the Ngati Whatua Room ………

blokeintakapuna

I’m blushing now! I always wanted an Internet “romance”

The closest I ever came to one was earlier in the week when I went to the dark side… Where they told me to Fuck Off! Called me a troll and permanently banned me! Very much resembling an established marriage!

So, yeah… Your offer is so much more appealing!

Lux

I went and read those comments… well what was left of them, you were hilarious, well done !

blokeintakapuna

Thanks… So about your boat… Got any pics?

Lux

Damn Not able to load a pic .. just use your imagination …

blokeintakapuna

Haha it’s already in hyper-drive. I bet she handles well… Probably even likes handling a bit of rough too when taken out for a weekend joy ride.

Lux

Ohh yes Sireeeeeeee …

Lux

Giddy Up !!

Dick Brown

Women: awesome.

Pissedoffyouth

peow peow

Gordon Gibson

Good God.
She looks like T.R.O.U.B.L.E.
Very leathery looking flaps too.

Lux

Exactly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lux

that made me choke …

laughing ..

motorizer

who is it? is it a selfie?

Lux

You will have to ask my internet romance bloke up there after we have our rendezvous in the Ngati Whatua Room ….

blokeintakapuna

Further Pics to the highest bidder… Or who ever has some bait

Lux

Hey don’t do a Bevan on me ..

blokeintakapuna

Ok no Bevan… Or a Len either… Because I can’t offer you a job… Well actually…

Stuarts.burgers

Do you have any Two Minute Noodles to offer

blokeintakapuna

No. But I might be able to swap some bacon for some bait…

Col

Bring me my saddle darling!!
I m not silly, that aren’t no horse, but that is a mighty fine saddle.

Lux

Ride em Col .. giddy up !!

Col

No, I think she is to young a filly for what I want, I m after a long relationship, not a filly that will bend at the knees if it see danger in them there hills.

longjohn

Jacinda all dolled up darl…

Col

Now listen here I thought Jacinda was hot up until about 5 minutes ago, but this photo is really hot so I will put Jacinda on the back burner, I love this photo, now I will just pop out to the garage and clean the old saddle up for my new filly, hi ho silver!!!

dumbshit

i would imagine cowsforme would be a little puzzled as to whether to ride it or milk it