When I have my own house, a room shall be known as The Situation Room. Like in the White House, the home of our illustrious leader, we shall do much important business in this room. Potential room candidates for this name include: my office, the bathroom.

Item Two:

I cannot, and will not, stop watching The West Wing. I cannot help it, and as God is my witness, I won’t rest until I have watched all seven seasons.

That’s today’s press briefing. More at 5pm, when we have more information from the situation room.