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"I never thought it could get tougher...Think of the possibilities... But if it doesn't work the consequences would be dire... But this no time for cowardice... This is no time for self doubt... I'm sure of it, I'll have the salsbury steak.

Thank You, President Bush for your hard work, determination to keep this country safe, and vision of freedom around the world. No matter what expression you wear, your leadership through troubled times will not be forgotten. This nation should be grateful for efforts in keeping the War on Terror away from our shores, and perservering against many national crisis.

Today is the last full day for the WORST President in History! HALLALUYAH!!!!!!!
A new day has come! Now i hope Congress will pass the Fainess Doctrine and get FoxNews, Hannity, Rush, Gen Beck, and Bill O'reilly the clown, off our airwaves. Change is coming!!!!!

From left to right, top row 1-3, bottom 4-6.
1. I'll have a double cheeseburger.
2. And some freedom fries.
3. And, uh...
4. Diet Coke
5. What do you mean my credit card's been declined?!
6. That's alright. I still keep some of the money I made running failed oil companies tucked into my shoe just in case.

Bush has doubled the national debt, putting the country close to default.
Devaluation of the dollar is sure to come.
Obama will have nothing to fund any public works programs for very long.
This time around, America is on the smelly end of the stick.
No jobs, no infrastructure and no way out of the debt spiral.
Bush has sold us out.

1)Yeah, yeah, terrorist attack in the US. Never happen Dick.
2)Wait a minute, this could be a good thing. I could use this to get rid of Saddam and get my hands on Iraq's oil.
3)So what, they joined the military and they have to die if I tell them to.
4)They finally caught on that there were no weapons of mass destruction, huh?
5)What are you talking about? The economy is in great shape.
6)Ha,ha,ha,ha, I can't wait until my term is over and I can get back to my family's oil business. I'm going to be stupid rich!

Just released in theaters nationwide, “The Six Faces of Evil”, is an unfortunate remake of the tragikarmic “Dunk The Clown” about a stupid rich kid nicknamed W, who manages to screw up everything he touches. In the end, thinking he has escaped responsibility for his past actions, he dies in a mountain biking accident in west Texas and is reborn as the retarded pet monkey of a Suni family in Baghdad. The family uses him to clear the neighborhood of undetonated cluster bomblets.

Let's face it: When George W. Bush claims he's "kept us safe," it's kind of like the babysitter who lets the toddler wander into traffic the first hour she's on the job, then herds all the remaining kids into the basement and locks them in to compensate. So when the parents get home, she says: "See, I kept them all safe after the toddler got run over."

This has been the most incredibly destructive presidency probably in the history of our nation. Look at the results. Look at what Obama has inherited. What America has done now in the last two elections is repudiate Conservatism in its entirety. George Bush and his Republican cronies have succeeded in doing only one thing the past eight years: they have made the word "Republican" a dirty word.

Each photo is a different side of a very good president who has done an exellent job. He, unfortunatly for real Americans, will be followed by Barack Obama who will undoubtably put our countries economy into the tank with his Socialist Marxist government--uber--alles agenda. Thank you President George W. Bush for a job well done!

It is both mystifying and frightening to contemplate the unnecessary risk to which President-elect Barack Obama and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden are subjecting themselves by going through with Saturday's planned pre-inauguration "whistle stop" train ride from Philadelphia to Washington.

In his farewell press conference on Monday, President Bush seemed to go out of his way to twice repeat that the greatest threat the nation faces is another terrorist attack. At one point in his presser, he said that by giving official voice to the threat, he was not "trying to set something up."

Here are President Bush's exact words:

"There is an enemy that still is out there.

"You know, people can maybe try to write that off as, you know, 'he's trying to set something up.'

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America -- Americans -- again. There just is. That's the reality of the world."

George W. Bush could not have been more plain-spoken, candid and direct. The incoming White House team ignores his words -- which he most likely thought about before uttering them -- at their peril.

I can only speak for my self, i never dreamed that i would be so worse off as i am now. LOST in stocks, cds interest is a joke, what 70 cents bought in 2000 now takes a dollar or more to buy.Some of the professors at our state U,s, have been saying for years the USA is going bankrup, and it may be correct,Tha AMA makes excuses for Bush, as he is burnt out on booze, and realy believes he did a great job, it is said he do,es not understand in his damaged mind what has happend, i do think his VP DICK has bad feeling on what they did.as Rumfield, Rice, they know history will not be kind to them.

One face Bush will nerve be able to escape or live down the shameface.....I listened last night to our outgoing Presidents farewell address and for the life of me I found my mind wondering to things like torture, waterboarding, Abu-ghraib, record deficits, lies, wars and occupations in Iraq and Afghanistan, stock market crashes, high unemployment, just an utter mess and quagmire. Yet, our President had the nerve to say....

If Bush is going to take credit for "nothing happening" after 9/11, doesn't he also have to take the blame for the worst terrorist attack in the nation's history on 9/11? Isn't that honest reasoning? Does he forget the 8/6/01 presidential briefing, "Bin Laden Determined To Strike Inside U.S."?!?!

I don't expect apologies or admissions from the petulant Boy-King, but can't we at least traffic in logic?

The corporate media have capitulated to W.'s every whim of this national embarassment for the last 8 years. And now that a Dem is Prez we're going to see them return to their job of doing the bidding for their radical right overlords at the RNC, as they did with Bill Clinton.

Any sort of poll bounce W. is getting in these last few weeks is nothing more than a "thank god he's leaving" bounce.

The nonsense that history will judge his term in office kindly is absurd. We have lived through the history, his legacy is turning a surplus into record deficits, an economy in shambles, record unemployment.

The spin of a safer world and US ignores engagement in 2 full blown wars, a military that is tired and depleted, a divided country, strife in the middle east, waste fraud and abuse of government and power.

All the spin and attempts to shift the blame on a Congress that was controlled by his party, are seen for what it is.

The Conservative shills share the blame by failing to hold the Administration responsible and accountable and they in turn did huge damage to the GOP and succeeded in making the word Conservative less popular than liberal. The President should be ashamed of his performance and instead of putting his administration in the hands of Cheney and Rove, should have trusted his father.