Procrastinators: These Halloween-Costume Ideas Are For You

It's time to face the facts: Halloween is two days away. And, if you're still costume-less, idea-less, and out of time, we ask you to resist just popping on that bandage dress and a novelty headband this year. Just say no.

But, lazy guises and clever getups don't have to be mutually exclusive, and it certainly doesn't take a ton of time to whip up the three that we've created for you. Totally polished and perfect these are not, but the following last-minute getups will definitely garner you brownie points from costume purists and fellow pun enthusiasts. So, bust out those scissors and sticky tape — it's time to finally master your disguise.