* On an alien spacecraft crashing to Earth in 1709:-->'''Harry:''' See? It's not impossible, it's ridiculous.* On an alien contact team being led by a psychologist:-->'''Harry:''' So that's what the little green men are saying these days? "Take me to your therapist"?* On being extracted from the mission, Beth answers Ted's complaints:-->'''Beth:''' We're the welcome wagon for the aliens, Ted, and there's no aliens. ''(loud whisper)'' [[spoiler: It was all Made In America]]!* This exchange:-->'''Harry:''' You a religious man, Norm?-->'''Norman:''' Atheist, but I'm flexible.* The last lines:-->'''Norman:''' Why you holding my hand?-->'''Harry:''' No. ''You'' were holding ''my'' hand.* On life in the underwater facility:-->'''Harry:''' It's like living in a vagina.* The helium scene. Especially hearing Samuel L. Jackson say, "Follow the Yellow Brick Road."