VIP Lollapalooza Lounge Sale

Musical Chairs

Lollapalooza’s Big Garage Sale

After 11 glorious days, the LollaShop and the VIP Lounge that served as a model room for the forthcoming
Thompson hotel (and current Sutton Place hotel) are closing their doors. Right now, they’re
selling off the furnishings. Before you rush down, here are the relevant details:

Time sale started: 10amApproximate time first person asked if Jack White slept here:
10:03amPrice of black, queen-size “Armani-inspired” canopy bed:
$300Price of a genuine black, queen-size Armani canopy bed:
$17,245Nightly price of the penthouse at Sutton Place (just in case someone buys the
bed before you do): $1,098Number of leather chesterfield couches used for photo
shoots with former American Idol contestants: 1Number of said contestants
who were Taylor Hicks: 0Upholstered armchairs: $150/pairYards
of extra black fabric available: 50Cost for making a bespoke suit to match your
chairs: $800Fireplace mantel: $200Candelabras available:
1Giant sheepskin rugs available: 1Approximate days until your
newly decorated ski chalet opens: 93