usarmyexplain Hey, it's possible. i have nightmares about wars i never experienced. should have seen the look on my grandfather's face when i was able to name his CO and how he died when no one ever told me.

I just got four shots in my mouth and they pulled 5 teeth pretty fast. I even helped them get one in the back, I don't know why people would need so much drugs for such a simple procedure unless you're a pansy or your teeth are sideways.

Just for context it took so much crap to knock me out the dentist got pissed and dumped a ton through the IV. So I woke up, sitting in my parent's car thirsty as **** and begged them to get me something to drink. For some reason they took me to target, still zonked the **** out on that **** . So I run into the bathroom, and spit up a metric **** ton of blood into the sink and slumped against the wall. Just then I noticed a guy in there cowering from the possibly drunk 250 lb guy spitting blood everywhere. All I could do was put on a russian accent and say "It ok." and walk out mumbling something about blood for the blood god.

One time how got in a similar situation with a friend, we were in my house and we were drinking tequila and eating barbecue flavoured chips while I was playing battlefield 3, my friend went to the bathroom while I was left alone with the tequila, after that I was thinking that I was an american soldier (which even funnier because I am a french nerd) and that my mission was to get information from my friend so I attacked him and caught him with a nasty right hand while screaming :"Where are you hiding the missiles!",
All drunk slow mo moves, he grabbed my left jab then my straight right,by that time he was holding both of my arms,so I tried a knee and missed the a headbutt ( still in drunk slow mo mode)
And as missed my headbutt I feel the urge to vomit on the floor,
Red/orange barbecue flavoured coloured vomit.
Tequila is a sneaky bitch but I love her

They gave me this new stuff that doesn't have any side effects when they took out my wisdom teeth. In fact, I came in and out of it so quickly it felt like a blink and I walked out of the office unassisted.

When I got my wisdom teeth removed, the dentist screwed up and broke it off in the gum. I was on Vicodin constantly for two weeks. I remember little of it, but my mother told me I watched Apocalypse Now a bunch of times.

They toook mine out in 2 goes. First left then right.
A needle in my gums and the inside of my cheeck. I think he just scrambled the teeth and picked out the pieces. Sew shut the wound with something that dissolved in my blood overtime. The only problem i sometimes forgot about it and accidentally chew with the wrong side of my mouth.
The needle did hurt a bit, but from an other experience i was expecting a lot worse.

Weapon board on 4 chan, they talk about **** , cool **** , just don't ever say things like "clip" instead of magazine, and you will be fine. It's heavily moderated so is a lot better than /b/ if you are not looking for Gore or something like that.