“Liberal Tears” Gun Oil Hits Shelves

Since long before the presidential election, liberals have done their fair share of crying. Their tears have been the butt of many jokes because it seems they cry about anything and everyone they don’t like.

Their tears even became a widely popular meme on the internet that has entertained millions. The phrase eventually took on a life of its own, and people decided to do amazing things with it. You can find the phrase on water bottles, mugs, T-shirts and stickers.

One company decided to come up with a product that makes use of liberal tears in a different way, and it’s a great idea. You can bet when liberals found out about it, they cried even more.

If you haven’t heard about the product already, it is a gun oil called Liberal Tears. The oil has been around for a few years, but it’s always good to remind people of the marvel of American ingenuity.

The site maintained that the proprietary-blend firearm lubricant will help protect the critical parts of weapons by trapping carbon and debris and making them easy to remove. The company even has a bacon-scented oil for meat-lovers.

The Missouri-based business — which claimed that guns have two enemies, rust and Democrats — also sells a carbon-solvent cleaning solution for weapons called Liberal Penetrator.

Just to add to the fun, the company released a video showing the special process by which it harvests liberal tears, and it’s almost as good as the product itself.

Take a look:

Just imagine cleaning your weapons with “liberal tears.” It just doesn’t get much better than that.