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THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605-475-6968Automated Sobriety Test: 605-475-6958Bad Breath Notification: 605-475-6959Divorce Hotline: 605-475-6960Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605-475-6961
Send Funny Stuff Directly to Your Friends’ Phones with ComedyCalls.com!
(Including most of the audio from the old HumorHotlines.com site)Misplaced your phone? It’s probably under the bed or between the couch cushions (or in the pocket of whatever you wore last). But just enter your number at CallMyLostPhone.com and listen for the ring! (It’s free!)Make the holiday special for any child with a phone call from Santa! [NOTE: ChristmasDialer.com is for parents to send calls to kids. NOT to be confused with the “Angry Santa” HUMOR Hotline (605-475-6971) which is definitely Rated-R Humor for adults only!]Ever sleep through your alarm, but wake up immediately when your phone rings? Schedule free wakeup calls – Just like a hotel concierge! – with WakeupDialer.com

All of the above are powered by our “Call Spin” dialer technology platform.

All of the above from *Leapfrog With Unicorns, LLCNOTE: “Leapfrog With Unicorns” is a reference to a line from the original Rejection Hotline script: NOTE 2: The following creatures are NOT unicorns, and that is NOT how to play leapfrog!NOTE 3: If you like our stuff and want to say "Thank you", if you want to help fund our creation of new stuff, and/or if you take pity on us (because we make no money - and actually had losses of $62,000 last year!), donations of any/all sizes are greatly appreciated! #NotTooProudToBeg