Step 1 - everything off the floor
Step 2 - scoop everything on the horizontal surfaces into a big box
Step 3 - Move the boxes off site
It will be easier to buy a new bottle of shampoo than digging thru the boxes to find your old one. We may be able to nip a serious case of hoarding in the bud by doing this.

I hate admitting it, but this makes my previous apartment look like I’d spent days sorting.
I’m doing much better since moving to a cute little bachelor in a 4-plex. My landlord and super are very good friends and they basically rescued me by dumping my junk from the old place.
I know what it’s like to feel overwhelmed ..

This is a classic case of a home owner having a rough time making ends meet, so they likely rented their precious home for just enough to cover the payment. Little do they know their property is being RAPED. The proof is in the pictures. No responsible home owner would be caught DEAD living in this kind of sick mess. My guess? Renters who have no stake in the condition of this property. Seen it a million times.

My mum’s rental house looks exactly like this just after the tenants absconded and I know these photos aren’t doing the filth justice. I bet there are mice in every cupboard in the place and you need a shower and change of clothes after walking through it. Wonderful blog btw, many hours to be wasted here