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7.21.2011

10 Things I Hate About You

Today marks 10 years that Mr. Pickles said to me "I don't want to be your friend anymore, I want to be your boyfriend" (awwww ::barf::).

And instead of waxing poetic about how great he is, how lucky I am, and how perfect our life is, I'm going to "keep it real". He is great, I am pretty lucky, but this here ain't no fairy tale!

So here's 10 Things I Hate About You {the husband edition}

He drives past 2 Walmarts and at least 5 gas stations on his way home but will still call me and ask me to pick up Dr. Peppers on my way home.

He eats chicken noodle soup straight from the can. No heating, no diluting, GROSS!

He waters the grass without no regard for the water bill. I prefer my green in the bank not on the lawn Mister!

He uses fifty-eleven (ok, it's more like 3) paper towels regardless of the size of the spill/mess/whatever.

How he says "it's not your fault" when I say "I'm sorry" ie: (Him) I have a headache (Me) I'm sorry (Him) It's not your fault.

The way he thinks "your boobs are huge" is a compliment.

How he rolls over and tells me he can't sleep every 20 minutes when I'm trying to sleep.

The way he slicks down Sassy's hair with baby lotion so that she looks like a Greaser.

The fact that he has no idea what a Greaser is.

That he insists that he *has to* have the tv on in order to fall asleep.

Ok, so really this is more a list of things that annoy the crap outta me but whatever...y'all know what I mean. I'm sure he could whip out a list of things that I do that annoy the crap out of him in no time flat, I'm not exactly easy to live with!

What does your husband/significant other/pet do that annoys the crap outta you?

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