MythDragon:God Is My Co-Pirate: Indeed, or my lab tech friend who ordered some completely innocuous chemical and got sent radioactive iodine by mistake. Their lab wasn't even cleared to hold it.

Why do I never get cools stuff like that by mistake? Everyone else is getting Sig Sauer rifles and radioactive iodine. I get 'better homes and gardens' by mistake. Do you know what I could do with radioactive iodine? I could make radioactive iodinized salt! Which, I'm pretty sure would give me superpowers.

I'm pretty sure Spider-Man and The Hulk get their super powers from thyroid cancer too.

"Dear Consumerist, I have way too much time on my hands, and I am a narcissistic attention whore to boot. I am writing you because I ordered one pair of earrings which arrived in a huge box. Please print my letter so I can get the adulation and acclaim I so desire.

The My Little Pony Killer:Aarontology: Ten bucks says that when they placed their order, there was a section or prompt that said "Some items may ship at other times separate from the main order due to *insert boring as shiat warehouse logistics reason*"

Twenty bucks says they got an insert in their other package that says the exact same thing.

The person petty enough needs to insert their package somewhere, if you know what I mean.

ProfessorOhki:Galloping Galoshes: ProfessorOhki: They could have sent you a tiny little box, but they sent you more box than you paid for. Generally, when someone gives me free product, I don't complain about it.

DoBeDoBeDo:ProfessorOhki: Galloping Galoshes: ProfessorOhki: They could have sent you a tiny little box, but they sent you more box than you paid for. Generally, when someone gives me free product, I don't complain about it.

QueenMamaBee:SuperChuck: I wish I had detachable girlie parts.... then I wouldn't have to worry about rape, legitimate or otherwise. Of course, if I left it at home, the bf would NEVER go out of the house. "Hey, if you're goin out.... why don't you just leave that here..."

You'd still have to worry about rape. You just might not be around when it happened

Nah, I can promise bf would never let it out of his sight. I'm okay with him using it as long as he cleans up afterwards.

If by "cleans up afterwards" you mean "wipes it off with a sock" you're probably OK.

Perhaps 1 person thought it would be funny to send out this 1 package this way, giving themselves a little laugh during an otherwise dull workday.Either that, or the entire corporation got together and decided this would be the best way to ship white-out.

DoBeDoBeDo:ProfessorOhki: Galloping Galoshes: ProfessorOhki: They could have sent you a tiny little box, but they sent you more box than you paid for. Generally, when someone gives me free product, I don't complain about it.

Here, have a free prostate exam.

That's a service.

Here is some human feces

Well, that's what you get for trying to surprise someone with a prostate exam.

SuperChuck:QueenMamaBee: SuperChuck: I wish I had detachable girlie parts.... then I wouldn't have to worry about rape, legitimate or otherwise. Of course, if I left it at home, the bf would NEVER go out of the house. "Hey, if you're goin out.... why don't you just leave that here..."

You'd still have to worry about rape. You just might not be around when it happened

Nah, I can promise bf would never let it out of his sight. I'm okay with him using it as long as he cleans up afterwards.

If by "cleans up afterwards" you mean "wipes it off with a sock" you're probably OK.

Oh I want a full wash and trip through the dryer. Of course, if it disappears like half of my socks, I'm screwed.