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Anthems and Protests ---
While we certainly understand the frustration by fans on all sides of the discussion, we have decided to keep the Broncos Country message boards separate from politics. Recent events have brought the NFL to the forefront of political debates, but due to the highly emotional and passionate discussion it tends to involve, we think it’s best to continue to keep politics and this forum separate. Yes, the forum is meant for discussion, but we’d like to keep that discussion to football as much as possible.
With everything going on in our country, it would be nice to keep our complaints and cheers purely related to football here. If you feel passionately, there are plenty of other outlets available to you to express your opinions. We know this isn’t the most popular decision, but we ask that you respect it.
Thank you for understanding.
--Broncos Country Message Board Staff

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Raiders fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Raiders fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Raiders fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Broncos fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Broncos fan?' "Because my mom is a Broncos fan, and my dad is Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Broncos fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Raiders fan.'

]Q: What do you call a drug ring in Oakland?
A: A huddle.
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Q: Four Oakland Raiders are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

Recently, the Oakland SWAT Department was called to the Raiders training facility. The Raiders complained of an unusual white and colored substance on the field. They were unaware of this and were thinking it was a harmful substance. Upon further review, the police informed them that it was normal and every other team has seen it before. The cause of all the confusion was the endzone. The practice squad apparently scored on the first stringers.

No further investigation was ordered and the police told them to never call again.

Recently, the Oakland SWAT Department was called to the Raiders training facility. The Raiders complained of an unusual white and colored substance on the field. They were unaware of this and were thinking it was a harmful substance. Upon further review, the police informed them that it was normal and every other team has seen it before. The cause of all the confusion was the endzone. The practice squad apparently scored on the first stringers.

No further investigation was ordered and the police told them to never call again.