Thursday, June 22, 2006

Forty million Americans write flarf;the only ones who don’t like it are Judge Thomas and Jay Leno.“I tried it once but it didn't do anything to methat it doesn’t does to you. I really don't knowthat much about it.” A chubby man.There’s been no top authority saying what flarf doesto you. Just say know. Another rumourhas Cuomo forbidding flarf. He seems genuinely surprised.Almost forgot: Janice Joplin never even wrote flarf..... well, actuallyshe tried it once, but it didn’t do anything for her.“He said what about flarf, and I told him that I tried it once but it didn’tdo anything for me. I then stopped him and said, are you GAY too?”There’s nothing better than good flarf. But bad flarf?“There's no room in the poetry world for amateurs.”

They wait until you're finished getting hugeAnd play them against what I see untilI find they came up with the concept ofWe were saying "Okay, Karate Kid."Cars frontman, Ric Ocasek, lends his guysCars, always gets the girls ...wait a minute…I really didn't “know it” until myEarly teens: by buzzing power cordsMuch like in my previously-postedHalle Berry story, a guy who lookedLike a crossbreed between Stephen HawkingAnd Ric Ocasek. I’m barely listeningAs I wait to get a very thin fell-Ow who looked a lot like Ric Ocasek,Consumer, producer, and brainstorm…Nah,Wait a minute ... If you thought her name wasAmazing, wait until I go bowling.When things get kind of sketchy, Modest Mouse,Journey back from your keyboard-dripping, tellThem you did not get cable until youWere right. You can drag Ric Ocasek andBoy George ... rockers are scary ...you still can'tUntil "Rudolf the Red” can run his ownStupid show (“Slam dunk: Ric Ocasek walking”).I got tongue tied and was like "ric osee---Ocaa---you ... “ I also can not waitTo decorate my locker, but I doubtWe'll get locker assignments (low E string) (the thickest one). Wave romp with "Dangerous Type" Which even Ric, our government, falls for, thingsWill never change. I jump out of my skin.I hate any place where trendy f--ks waitIn line ... would avoid you like a leperUntil a bouncer (with minty freshness!)Locates a honkin' big scale that I can use.Retardo (e-mail) … now wait a minute …Treated the audience to "Deer Path Dances."I hobble on it for a week untilAstronauts doing it in space sell-out,Until Bush, Aerosmith, that is, until Natalie Portman makes her own website.