Friday, December 5, 2008

14. We are trained to do it right the first time13. We are used to Night Stands12. We are always willing to experiment11. We know how to decrease and increase friction10. We know all about heat transfer9. We do it with more torque8. We can wire your circuits7. Free body diagrams6. Potential for smart children5. Engineering couples have better moments4. We know how to deal with stress and strain3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system

If you dont understand any of the reasons stated above feel free to ask me cuz I'm an Engineer per se... but only if you're a female!

Monday, September 22, 2008

This is one of the most interesting e-mails of the hundreds that are forwarded to me everyday......

'Jana Gana Mana' - Just a thought for the National Anthem! How well do you know about it?

I have always wondered who is the ' adhinayak' and 'bharat bhagya vidhata', whose praise we are singing.. I thought might be Motherland India ! Our current National Anthem 'Jana Gana Mana' is sung throughout the country.

Did you know the following about our national anthem, I didn't.

To begin with, India 's national anthem, Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, was written by Rabindranath Tagore in honor of King George V and the Queen of England when they visited India in 1919. To honor their visit Pandit Motilal Nehru had the five stanzas included , which are in praise of the King and Queen.(And most of us think it is in the praise of our great motherland!!!)

In the original Bengali verses only those provinces that were under British rule, i.e. Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat ,Maratha etc. were mentioned. None of the princely states were recognized which are integral parts of India now Kashmir, Rajasthan, Andhra, Mysore or Kerala.

Neither the Indian Ocean nor the Arabian Sea was included, since they were directly under Portuguese rule at that time. The Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka implies that King George V is the lord of the masses and Bharata Bhagya Vidhata is 'the bestower of good fortune'.

Following is a translation of the five stanzas that glorify the King.

First stanza: (Indian) People wake up remembering your good name and ask for your blessings and they sing your glories. (Tava shubha name jaage; tava shubha aashish maage, gaaye tava jaya gaatha)

Second stanza: Around your throne people of all religions come and give their love and anxiously wait to hear your kind words.

Third stanza: Praise to the King for being the charioteer, for leading the ancient travelers beyond misery.

Fourth stanza: Drowned in the deep ignorance and suffering, poverty-stricken, unconscious country? Waiting for the wink of your eye and your mother's (the Queen's) true protection.

Fifth stanza: In your compassionate plans, the sleeping Bharat (India) will wake up. We bow down to your feet O' Queen, and glory to Rajeshwara (the King).

This whole poem does not indicate any love for the Motherland but depicts a bleak picture. When you sing Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, whom are you glorifying? Certainly not the Motherland. Is it God? The poem does not indicate that. It is time now to understand the original purpose and the implication of this, rather than blindly sing as has been done the past fifty years.

Nehru chose the present national anthem as opposed to Vande Mataram because he thought that it would be easier for the band to play!!!It was an absurd reason but Today for that matter bands have advanced and they can very well play any music. So they can as well play Vande Mataram, which is a far better composition in praise of our Dear Motherland India.

Wake up, it's high time! Shouldn't Vande Mataram be our National Anthem. Come Join together to put Vande Mataram as our National Anthem.

And it makes me wonder...

Wikipedia's translation of the anthem in english:

O! Dispenser of India's destiny, thou art the ruler of the minds of all peopleThy name rouses the hearts of Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, the Maratha country,in the Dravida country, Utkala and Bengal;It echoes in the hills of the Vindhyas and Himalayas,it mingles in the rhapsodies of the pure waters of Yamuna and the Ganges.They chant only thy name.They seek only thy auspicious blessings.They sing only the glory of thy victory.The salvation of all people waits in thy hands,O! Dispenser of India's destiny, thou art the ruler of the minds of all peopleVictory to thee, Victory to thee, Victory to thee,Victory, Victory, Victory, Victory to thee!.

Tagore is said to have written the poem in honour of God. In a letter to Pulin Behari Sen, Tagore himself wrote:

"A certain high official in His Majesty's service, who was also my friend, had requested that I write a song of felicitation towards the Emperor. The request simply amazed me. It caused a great stir in my heart. In response to that great mental turmoil, I pronounced the victory in Jana Gana Mana of that Bhagya Vidhata [ed. God of Destiny] of India who has from age after age held steadfast the reins of India's chariot through rise and fall, through the straight path and the curved. That Lord of Destiny, that Reader of the Collective Mind of India, that Perennial Guide, could never be George V, George VI, or any other George. Even my official friend understood this about the song. After all, even if his admiration for the crown was excessive, he was not lacking in simple common sense."

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Well yesterday was probably one of those beautiful days of my life when i dint feel like being from the LOSER LOT(obviously in academics) Its a great feeling to have when you know that everyone looks you down and suddenly you show them that you are not that bad...Weather was super duper awesome... Had a blast with some friends in the evening!It may sound lame but I guess there was a sense of satisfaction when I got back home y'day... everything went smooth and yeah it could be cuz its the "HAPPY WEEK!" for me... its always been :D

Friday, September 19, 2008

fiNally m writtin in here mann.... this proves 2 things,,A) I have nvr been more bored in my life then ryt now cause m writing for the first tym in 2 yrs.B) Ganja is more lazY then me (can't say for sure whether hez visited this blog or not tiLL date).Well as far as the title goes i m one of five doods drawn on the ryt side wearing red and black stripes.... i sTill dnt knw Y d hELL has dhAw drawn a bloody tree on my shirt??????? ( u gotta xplain dat mann!!!!!)so just wanna say HeYYlOOOO to all d active members in here n if u manage to scr0LL down our blog n are surprised by the no. of hits this page has recieved den lemme teLl u dat is d wrK on dis guY who wants to be caLLed " EccEntrIcIty pErsOnIfIEd " (i dnt knw y though) :O

weLL i guess dats enuf for this posT...wiLL write again whn m in d same mental health again n have nothin else to do....

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Psychopathic nature is my existence.Discussions, Conversations, are somethings I Despise.I'm clearly Distressed, in the very depth of the word.

Admitted. Its wrong, wrong, wrong. Staring straight at me.

I'm a stranger to Light. Darkness, Oh Sweet.Perhaps. Probably. Cause we take our eyes off the world, off the Road,off the niche, that we wander.Wandering, is Clean. And pitched.Just the other day I met you. And I Hated it. Sorry.I cling to not to get Sentimental.To the unflinching truth which sways past you, and you Swish.Lets all fall into the trap of Answering Back, of Revolution,Of being No one, Of being the fire, the Activist, of being, You.You in Black, Me in Red. Lets Commute.Not you , you Ass...I wont make you cry, Cause its not a part of the Plan.But I wont Crumble when You Cry.Neither Would I.

A dilation in my eyes,a flow of adrenaline in my nerves, the brain refuses to stay low, asks me why dont you trip more, a gush of energy comes from within "Die only after you've tried everything"with all my senses lost i only remember things that make me lowhell why should not I trip more and more and more!!!

Friday, September 5, 2008

I want someone I can call my ownShare myself, on face or on phoneCan you please give me a fresh startI wanna try and cure your wounded heart.

I made a mistake you see, without a reason that unfortunate timeYou used to be a stranger once, I want you to be mineYou may think that all hope is now outta handThat I am a Noob, I totally understand!

I realize I said things which are hard to forget, its trueI am SORRY, Please have a look at me, I am waiting for you!

Friday, August 29, 2008

A disorderly mass; a jumble: The desk was a chaos of papers and unopened letters.

often Chaos The disordered state of unformed matter and infinite space supposed in some cosmogonic views to have existed before the ordered universe.

Mathematics. A dynamical system that has a sensitive dependence on its initial conditions.

Obsolete. An abyss; a chasm.

Chaos... ya chaos... and that too rampant... if you are thinking where... bloody look around yourself you filthy self-obsessed retard... the whole of GODDAMNED World is in chaos...Is the human breed so full of itself that all that's left among us is CHAOS???Be it Jammu and Kashmir issue, Georgia-Russia issue,hell even Nature is at its Brutal and Chaotic best in Bihar!When I look around I get a feeling that this is the beginning of THE END... I mean its all happening at the same time... Human Hatred, Nature's Catastrophe... its a no-escape situation... so...

Pray for solace Pray for resolve Pray for a savior Pray for deliverance Some kind of purpose,a glimpse of a light in this void of existence

Oh... Now witness the end of an age Hope dies in hands of believers Who seek the truth in the liar's eyes

Take hold of my hand For you are no longer alone Walk with me in hell!!!

P.S. : This post has nothing to do with people having the words rampant chaos in their email ids!!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The dogs err..gods of rock..are back with a (gang)bang \m/After the failure of St.Wanker, Metlika have come back with a new album, titled Dick Magnetic. It's a cool name.And the first single off the album is titled,The Gay That Never Cums. How cool huh? >_>

Sunday, July 20, 2008

I am Mr. Karim Ahmed, Director Account department African development bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso . I am contacting you with respect to transfer the sum ($25,200,000 USD) Twenty-five Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollar) deposited by a Jordan Merchant named Mr. John Korovo who die in 25th December 2003 plane crash Benin.

Through my investigation, I find out that he die along with his next of kin and the roll-over on the funds has also expire because the bank law stimulates that after five/six years where the next of kin did not appear for the claim funds, the fund will transfer into bank treasury as unclaimed funds. In order to avert this negative development, I will like to seek for your permission as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr.John Korovo so that the fruits of this old man's labour will not be use for financing government. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 50% for me and 50% for you and expenses incurred in the course of the transaction will be made both of us.

There is no risk involve in this project as my position in my bank and with the aid of my personal information I will be provided to make you the legal beneficiary and the legality of this project will correspond with local and international laws of inheritance.Upon your response, I shall then provide you with further information and modalities that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this project would be most profitable for both parties because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

What is society? What role do Social gatherings play in our life? Why do we need to socialize?Its all human nature, a convention followed not to be in solitude, to share the pain of loneliness!Is it for the weaker kinds? Do strong ones hold onto life all alone? Some say they don't need others to influence their lives and that they are their own master! If loneliness is a pain and pain is temporary then what use is a society of?Life's a bitch and in the end we all fuckin die, will the society care?Say who'll give a fuck???

Saturday, July 19, 2008

You are inches away from death everytime you go outside your comfort zone. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to paradise! Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten week summer vaccation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip! They go rocketing by so fast. How the hell are you ever going to slow time down?

No one can match the speed of time... it seems like only yesterday that I was crying for what'll I do without all the comforts that I have at home, in Jaipur but whooosh one month passed and it left me astonished of the fact that I survived without any dose of minimum 12 hrs of Internet and Music!!! Boi... am I strong? :P

And as expected of pr0n boi he managed to find a proxy to access orkut from KSA where its blocked but cudnt update the blog!!!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

I am heading to Jaipur for a month... No not for the Gujjar Talks but for some serious shit... for my research work... mandatory Training cuz I managed to pass 3rd Year of my Engg.And as per one of my friend (ORKUT id: 13217255264070278426 ) I should be happy cuz I'll get to meet 18 emo gals there but somehow I'm not convinced enough to be happy!!!I love being with my net pals more... Internet is my world and the world where I talk, play, fool, pwn, enjoy.... No i wasn't like this before but BROADBAND services ruined me!!! I am a Social Butterfly in the virtual world but hardly have 2-3 friends to go out with in the real world... I wonder what this trip in the outer world has in store for me!!! I pack my bag now...

ADIOS!!!

P.S: pr0n boi shd keep the blog alive... if he doesn't he must be busy watching classic pr0n... Tera, Jenna, Aria, Tory etc. He be a SUPER PERVERT like Jiraiya sama from Naruto with a very high inclination towards the booties of AVN Award winners!!!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Okay.. to begin with I must admit that I've never been really impressed by my college's bands till date.. i mean not even once did i feel that the guys are worth listening to!!! These are big words coming from someone who's got really no talent at all but frankly speaking I think I know more music just by listening to the quality stuff and so the standards for me are pretty high!!!

But again there are exceptions and Ochreblue... a Progressive Rock band from my college who have always tried to work on OC's rather than practicing popular covers in the JAM ROOM recently released 4 of their songs!!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Scars On Broadway, side project of Daron Malakian (SOAD's guitarist) owns you.Yes, fer real.If you are into 70's 80's rocknroll, then this band is for you. Even if you are not, you should listen to them. Or else I will kill you, because I am your God.Here's a song from their project.. THEY SAY.. its all about to end

Sunday, June 8, 2008

For all those who still wonder why we exist and why do our numbers keep changing...

Brilliant idiots are Genetically mutated with some unknown virus or in simple language probed such that our activities could not only be monitored but also controlled by our kidnappers from JUPITER... you can say that we are multi-personality clones of each other who look different but think alike!!!The reason why are numbers keep changing is simple... its cuz in some of our brothers the mutation got permanent like me and Shady while in others it was temporary and they got normal after the gene sequence in them which was altered got repaired by SELF MECHANISM of their LIFE!!!

Still curious... go and wiki the technical terms you /\55|-|0|_3, wiki-ing is a good habit and is also good for your brain!!!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

"Survival of the Fittest", Originally applied by Herbert Spencer in his Principles of Biology of 1864, Spencer drew parallels to his ideas of economics with Charles Darwin's theories of evolution by what Darwin termed natural selection.

"Survival of the Weakest", is a hypothesis which i propose for all those guys who think that they are about to hit Rock bottom in their life... its a hope... its an optimistic yet realistic approach to stay happy in life... to never have the feeling of dejection or rejection... Rejection should make a person strong and not weak!!!Rejection must lead to a "Fight Back" from you!!!Its something which leads to a belief of just Surviving without caring for a victory!!!Once you start failing at things everything seems to go out of place... Its hard to deal with failure but once you know and accept your weakness the only way to go is up!!!

Obviously in the exams of life you wont be able to just turn the tables upside down but its a funny thing... our life!!! THEY SAY:"You never know what's life got in store for you!!!"I am not a believer in fate and all... so it all sounds crap to me!!!

Survival of the weakest applies only for temporary phases in life... and its end leads to a fresh start... A fresh start where in you need to play as a Juggernaut and not repeat the same mistakes twice...

I know that its just another stupid post on life but so what Life's one stupid fuckin bitch all the way... and in the end all die!!!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

"TIME CHANGES EVERYTHING" and Orkut's no exception... with the passage of time Google changed Orkut to make it more user friendly... take the apps for example... dont u get the feeling you're on Facebook now!!!But there are something that never change... take a wild guess on what I am trying to reflect upon... ***************yes... the dumb-ass Orkut poseurs!!! (Watcha rofl-ing at... you might be one of those dumb-fuck-retards)

Time has changed and so have the antics of these Poseurs!!!

THE AGE OF "you-just-got-PWN3D" is upon us and in the words of Eric Cartman :"Looks like you're about to get pwned. Yeah!"Yup... you got that right on... Orkut today is full of Self Pawners/Pooners who simply pretend to be KNOW-IT-ALL FAGGOTS and in reality are victims of wiki or google(Oops... I forgot that everyone in todays world is a victim of google... so I better not mention the big G)... Even I am victimised by google... "BLOGGER"... Hail Larry Page and Sergey Brin!!! But... lets just talk about the Self Pawners for now... The New Age Orkutter now got more to do than just scribble retard things in others Scrapbook... they now know that communities exist and that Orkut did actually have options like NEW POST & NEW TOPIC in em!!! So just cuz they had to show off the world that they are SOMETHING... they choose to be "G-O-D"... yes... they know everything... and by everything I mean everything!!!

Then there are Orkutters who want everybody to notice them and therefore update their profile once every hour so that they appear in each of their anonymous friend's LATEST UPDATES Section... they are so much so obsessed with their Histrionic personality disorder that they themselves dont know what they are writing in their profile!!!

And there are Orkutters who pretend to be least bothered of their social network but are actually more conscious than a supermodel for impressions!!!

Holy Smoke... why the hell am I even discussing all this... Fuck it... its an abrupt ending I know but so what this is my blog and I dun feel like writing anymore about those lame Orkutters... do they deserve this spotlight??? No... so... dun you have anything else to do...FUCK OFF!!!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Well ever since I have heard this awesome song... its been on my mind!!!Go buy the record and enjoy their music!!! Album's name is HOTBOX and Its great!!!The lyrics are:

why don't, u see, the way that, i see things.is it just, the way i am, different from, the way you are.for you, i changed myself, about me, u never gave a fuck.self righteous, constantly, but the only thing, constant is change.

where were u wise one,when i needed inspirationwhy dint you pull me when... (when i was stuck in the mud)for you i changed myselfself righteous constantly ..

please forgive me i did wrong im sorry u gotta go through ths songi have no love left for you, im dedicating this one to youfor you i changed myself about me you dint give a fuckself righteous constantly but the only thing constant is

change yourself that's what you saidwhy should i even carewhy for you should i bleedchange from you is what i need

why changewhy changewhy change mewhy do you want me to change this song

Friday, May 9, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

In the beginning, before all others, I would continuously cower,so I sold my soul for the entirety of Satan's immense power.I performed all the rituals, completed every last rite.Now gone forever from me is my eternal light.I inflicted malevolence on innocents to demonstrate my hate.I have walked the roads that lead to hell but I can never escape my fate.When the time drew night and I approached my death,my conscience was occupied with all that I left.Before me looms the divine who will give me his holy smite,and condemn me to the bowls beneath the Earth's great height.Here I will remain until the coming of the king of everyone,when my earlier punishment will now be forever undone.I will stand trial anew for my transgressions and await my end,where I will suffer for all days and forever contend,that for all the strength of this world and of every other,I should never have taken my fire and made it forever smothered.

Brilliant Idiots

Never ever mess with 'em!

Warning:

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.You have been warned.