Though he politely declined an LA Weekly interview based on (very legitimate) legal concerns -- saying, "I can't comment on media inquiries at this exact time but I am working with my attorney to release a general statement. I will contact you if/when that become available. Thank you for your interest." -- his Google+ account is a treasure trove of intimate details about the legendary B-list hacker.

3) He also has a Twitter, with which he kindly RTs all his friends and promotes himself as DJ MasterWeb, the nerdily (but so appropriately!) named jockey who plays Wednesday nights at Rio.

Spammers, they're just like us! Except with fascinating Wikipedia entries including stuff like "Wallace initially started sending junk faxes before moving on to spyware and email spam" and "In the late 1990s, his company, Cyber Promotions, aka Cyberpromo, was widely blacklisted as a source of unsolicited email. Wallace's high-profile pro-spam stance and unrepentant persistence earned him the derisive nickname 'Spamford'."

Talk about OG. Fax spams? Wallace was spamming before ham could get in a can.

[Wallace] got past the site's spam filters and infiltrated real accounts, logging on as strangers and posting the spam messages to their friends' walls. That way, people would log onto Facebook and think their friends sent them a link to a website.

Although such messages often look fishy, some users would invariably click on the link -- such as "gayestprofile.com" -- and enter their name and password on the ensuing site. Wallace would log in as a new user and send out more spam, and he would get paid each time he drove traffic to the spam site.

All right, Wallace, we're done. We hope you feel super violated by Internet creepiness, and take this as a lesson to never spam us again. Also, a possible sentence of "40 years in prison and more than $2 million in fines" for "six counts of electronic mail fraud, three counts of intentional damage to a protected computer and two counts of criminal contempt" might help.