DelFonte: Miss Moneypenny really couldn't understand why 007 had to do everything with a gun in his hand.

Smuccatelli: I wish I was a leg man... Now bend over!

Michael: "Oh, Harry, I'm so glad you didn't put any runs in my nylons when you
were wearing them earlier. Wouldn't the gang get a kick if they knew
their tough gun-toting boss liked wearing women's undies *giggle*"

Six of the best: 'Stocking Up', his wife, plus her garter-belt. Hubby's eyes glazed with glee at her bare bottom, that was to be spanked.

Vfrat25000: I forgot the bullets for my gun and worse yet, I forgot my Viagra. This isn’t my day!

I think I just met my next ex-wife

Cinemax presents: The Brady Bunch, The Empty Nest Years.

What would be the chances of me receiving an order from headquarters to SPANK HER like the guys on that TV Show I Spy?
He Opens the classified document: “Take her to Rome immediately!”
Damn!!
He opens the second document: “Just kidding, turn that spoiled brat over your knee and paddle her pink!”
ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GaryNTboy: Dorothy thought it was about time she showed Jack where she really wanted his ' big shooter ' to be holstered.

Hermione: Roger knew he had a mesmerizing effect on women, but he wished she hadn't chosen that position to freeze in. He would have to content himself with cleaning his gun until the spell wore off.

Thank you to everyone who participated. I really enjoy reading your captions, and for some of you, it's the only time you leave a comment on this blog. I'm glad to have the chance to get to know you through humour.

Bobbie Jo - It could be either. There are TV channels that play only oldies shows.

Foothills - It's just my personal preference. I HATE wearing pantyhose (British tights) or nylon stockings for any activity. I much prefer what we call tights over here - black, navy or other colour that aren't see-through, but are soft, stretchy and warm.