Megan Mullally talks about the possibility of Oprah playing Ron Swanson’s ex-wife on Parks & Rec, among other things that make you like her even though you don’t know her and probably never will, though who can say. -Celebuzz

Jason Batemen seems like he is a very nice man and we all like him a lot, again, without knowing him. Here is a NYTimes piece about him, his whole life, and Horrible Bosses. -NYTimes

It’s great to hear that your financial analyst is not under house arrest anymore, I’m sure it was very hard for her to work that way, congratulations to you both. -Dlisted

Everyone is so excited about this Chris Hansen news that it feels like we’re all vindicated pedophiles. “You’re the bad one!” Right? It is weird. -The Superficial

Emma Stone is charming and very cute in her Vanity Fair article, which is I’m sure the opposite of what we all expected. -Vanity Fair