The English Language

WHATS WITH YOU ENGLAND, YOU INVENTED
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND YET BARELY SPEAK IT
WHY CANT YOU LEARN TO SPEAK
REAL ENGLISH LIKE ME
Shizzle muh Nigga, I gots
skinny on the 411,
tyrori" d be "drippin up in this hood, its all
good Nigga, peace out
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DANE

no im not. Wales hasnt been a kingdom for almost a thousand years. that means that when the english monarch came to rule over every kingdom of britain, wales wasn't one of them because it is the same kingdom as England. So again. Wales is not part of the United Kingdoms because it is not a kingdom of itself.
the full title that we hardly use anymore is the United Kingdoms of Great Britain, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.
Wales has never been included in the title because it is not a kingdom.

The official title is actually The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It's funny, because your misinformed title doesn't make sense to have "...of Great Britain, Scotland..." seeing as how Scotland is part of Great Britain. You see, that title would mean that Scotland isn't part of Great Britain, but still the UK, but that's only the case of N. Ireland.
Wales joined up with England in a union, which was the beginning of the UK.

Yeah, shame about that whole Euro being ****** and Irelands economy going down the ******* unless Britain bails you out for £14 billion because our economy still works. But hey, you're still free, that's something right?

That's actually correct. Words like "yonder" or "skillet" that southern Americans use are actually 17th century English words. So in all reality, the American southern accent is actually just the way British people talked in the 1600's. They just evolved their accent since then.

English people cannot speak the language incorrectly.
We can all start speaking with a completely different dialect and using new words tomorrow, and it will become the correct way to speak the language. English people living in England decide how the "correct" way to speak the language is.