Saturday, August 4, 2012

Senior's Driver's License

From: Hanna R.

Sent: August 4, 2012

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: Senior's Driver's License

A SENIOR’S DRIVER'S LICENSE
A man was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn chair. “My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”
“Yes” she replied,” I am old enough that I don’t need a license anymore. The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket.” ”You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said. "So I thanked him and left.”