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In Luke’s mind, “bwoken” food is the absolute worst. When food “bweaks” unnecessarily, the only acceptable solution is to scream hysterically and beg your mother to fix it. If she can’t, you must forget you ever loved her in the first place because she is clearly useless and no food will ever be acceptable again.

This picture was taken during a “bwoken” episode. Notice the discarded shrimp scampi pasta towards the front of his tray… yeah, that was a one bite wonder. But since he tried it, he was allowed to have a replacement banana. All was well with the world until the unruly banana snapped in half – at which point the “tastes icky” gremlins must have snuck onto his tray and poured poison over each half causing it to be completely inedible.