EvilHomerThe Stunner is usually fatal. The fact that Trump could even survive such a devastating finishing move is amazing, and proof that he is indeed half-wrestler, and fit to lead this country.

I'm thinking John Cena as the Secretary of Defense, The Rock as Secretary of State, Xavier Woods as Education, Undertaker as Homeland Security, and by this time next year, a Hell in a Cell match against Hassan Rouhani, which Trump wins after applying the MAGA Lock submission hold.

Oscar WildcatBut what we have is so much more... something! A sort of a drinking man's Legion Of Doom. Lex Luther with brain damage and an orange vanity rug. Does it match the drapes? Only his wife Vampira knows for sure. Cabinet positions to be announced, who will be the Riddler, Bizarro, Scarecrow ( Steve Bannon! ) Sinestro ( Mayor of Nine Eleven! ) Cheetah ( Omarosa! )