Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."

Oh my god I love that idea!!

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Yeah I think I may start responding to all of the "Read your profile..." PMs with "No you didn't. Read it again."

What do you think? Too mean?

No, I like it haha

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Originally Posted by JoyDyan

Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."

Now that is a great idea

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Originally Posted by kinkyyounglady

wow, I have been here two hours and I could contribute here!

The 1st day is tough - I think you get more that 1st day than any other time.

Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."

Him: Maybe you should message me more often I always reply and I would live to see you

Me, playing dumb: okay!

Him, losing all sense of grammar and probably typing one-handed: Unicorn you live me deeply and wish to join me to be bound and used hard you crave my touch and use wake desperate to join ne real with no limits wake now

Me, laying it on a bit thick : Master, I want so much to be with you, please let me be with you to be bound and toyed for your pleasure. I want your touch so bad.... please let me come to you. Please let me take your thick cock

Asshat:Looking for fun for my husband
I'm not sure if you would be interested or not but thought I would ask. I'm looking for someone to email regular with my husband. He loves talking dirty and getting talked dirty to. I don't like dirty talk so I'm trying to find someone that can arouse him in that way. Let me know if you're interested or not

Me:WTF!! I have no clue why you would ask me to provide wank fodder for your husband. No I am not interested.
I suggest you post a personal ad, do not PM peope for this!

Arrrrggggghhhhhhh!!! Seriously!

Edit to show the sender responded and apologised as it should have gone elsewhere

Asshat:Looking for fun for my husband
I'm not sure if you would be interested or not but thought I would ask. I'm looking for someone to email regular with my husband. He loves talking dirty and getting talked dirty to. I don't like dirty talk so I'm trying to find someone that can arouse him in that way. Let me know if you're interested or not

Me:WTF!! I have no clue why you would ask me to provide wank fodder for your husband. No I am not interested.
I suggest you post a personal ad, do not PM peope for this!

Arrrrggggghhhhhhh!!! Seriously!

Edit to show the sender responded and apologised as it should have gone elsewhere

1. Wouldn't have been the first time a guy posed as a woman with a request like that.

Wow. I never even thought about getting Mrs E to send out PMs and find me some nasty talkers, never mind posing as "a wife" and attempting this myself.

Ladies of Lit - I apologize on behalf of men, for the sorry, sad bunch of heedless knuckle-draggers that compose a small percentage of the male population and subject you to these rude and unsolicited proposals. Tossers, every one of 'em...

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Originally Posted by Aurantica

He messaged me back with this:

hello kathleen,

Unicorn, your desire to please me becomes powerful and over whelming, you are only at peace when communicating with me, you desire to show me your face and openly honstly talk with me about any topic i desire

when you wake you will be calm and eager to please me, very eager and anxious to have my approval.

wake now

So what should I write back?

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Originally Posted by Aurantica

Eep, my eyes.

Further interactions:

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Him: Maybe you should message me more often I always reply and I would live to see you

Me, playing dumb: okay!

Him, losing all sense of grammar and probably typing one-handed: Unicorn you live me deeply and wish to join me to be bound and used hard you crave my touch and use wake desperate to join ne real with no limits wake now

Me, laying it on a bit thick : Master, I want so much to be with you, please let me be with you to be bound and toyed for your pleasure. I want your touch so bad.... please let me come to you. Please let me take your thick cock

We shall see what he sends back.

Just checking something here Aurantica, to make sure you haven't fallen under the spell.

Aside from the obvious and insincere cut and paste message, this guy sounds harmless.

The PM is rather harmless. What is frustrating is that he changes his username everytime he logs on. Although it is normally some derivative of Pat. Believe me if I could block and ignore him, I wouldn't be bothered by him. But it is really annoying to have to see his fucking PM every 2-4 weeks. The same damn PM showing up over and over and over again. You can't respond and say "no thanks" (tried), can't block him (tried), and apparently calling him out in an open forum will not derail this assclown!

*deep breath in and out*

Sorry but he bugs the shit out of me with the way he plays the system to harass women with his annoying ass message.

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Before you PM, introduce yourself. You can find me here... Mama Blu's
And for those especially daring folks... you can show off your hands here