Hayley Smith: I came over here after the party, we started talking, and... you know. And besides, he has a huge...
Stanley Smith: Penis. Haley! Damn.
Hayley Smith: I was going to say "heart" but... well, you saw his shoes.

That can be straight up sexual harassment of a family member. You should turn him into HR and take his job instead!! Or you could play out a Horrible Bosses scenario and turn them against each other. Either or. Good luck!!