Men With Mustaches Might Actually Get Laid Today

November 18, 2010

It has come to our attention that today is a very important day in the annals of any particular year. And that is…“Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache” Day. Remember how Mom used to claim that EVERY DAY was Mother’s Day in an attempt to get you to stop being such an asshole? That little ploy did not work for her, nor, it seems, for the mustached among us. Thus…this “holiday” was born.

But before you do, please take a moment to participate in our unofficial poll: Men with mustaches, how YOU doin’? Today. Just today. (By this, we mean, is this holiday working for you? Are you seeing an upswing in your upswing?) Women, you can tell us, too. Equal opportunity about hair growth over here.