Monday, March 15, 2010

You may not remember me

but my name is Mr. Woo. You haven't seen me in quite some time.*drips sarcasm*

The Food Lady is too good for us lowly dogs these days. She never bothers to photograph us anymore. She doesn't even know how to use the camera these days.

See?

I don't understand what the problem is. It's not like that boring old dog is taking up all her time anymore. She sent that ole' bag of bones packing so he went back home.

There's a lot less swearing in the house now. But also a lot less leftovers.

All weekend long she totally ignored us. I decided to to beat some sense into her with this big stick I found, but Piper and Tweed wouldn't let me.

Tweed wasn't really into it. He had another plan to punish The Food Lady and drive her crazy - all weekend long at the agility trial he said he did something called "blowing her off," "flipping her off" and "giving her the bird." I don't know what it means, but he seemed pretty satisfied with himself afterward.

He spent a lot of time reflecting on what he calls his "Missing Contacts and What-Are-Weave-Pole-Entries-Anyway" plan.

Except it didn't work. TFL says she still loves him anyway.

She still loves me?

And Piper is just a suck up.

"*I* didn't miss any poles or contacts. Of course, I didn't run in the trial this weekend, but still. I'm a perfect princess."

Dexter is a spaz. He can't be trusted with any Food Lady Punishment plans.

Now The Food Lady says she is busy working on making us more famous by redesigning the blog, so she STILL doesn't have much free time to photograph us.

Woo-I miss you, I do, but TFL is trying to put food in your face, so lighten up. Moon, Molly and Solo spent a WEEK at a place called a KENNEL. No hand feeding, no home cooked meals, only kibble and water....so, it could be worse.

Dear Mr. Woo...the food lady is trying to make money to feed you and I just know that you are not being neglected like you think. If you really think you are, please come to my house because I absolutely love you...all of you!!!! Love, Debbie and HollyPS: You will have to put up with another dog and two cranky old cats though!

LOL woo is sooo funny! Just stumbled across your post the other day and have now read every single one of your blogs!!! So funny! I just love your doggies! I have been waiting for this post... now its time for you to write another one lol... hint hint hint

Wootie, why don't you come stay with us until the Food Lady gets her sh*t together? LOL! We would be happy to take pictures of you! We could send them home to FL and she would miss you so much!Ya' think?

More Photos of My Dogs

Because, well, really

What People Think of Three Woofs And A Woo

i don't want you to go back to work, either, because i imagine this means you won't be updating your blog quite as often! :(

waaaah! :*(

(i admit it, i am addicted to your blog - i always have it open on a tab in my Firefox window.)"

-MahnaMahna

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"you are obviously a very engaging writer, you take great pics, and your dogs... well words barely describe their wonder... have you ever thought about taking these antics and making them into childrens books. Something to the idea of 3 woofs and a woo: fifa goes missing. Or 3 woofs and a woo: look out hollywood. Just a thought."

- SweetCeana

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"RDM, you get some of the greatest photos EVER. Just love looking at your blog pics - my enjoyment is much enhanced by your commentary, naturally, but the pics would certainly be enough on their own!"

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"Finally, on your blog there is a spot to look at all the wonderful Woo shots. aaahhhh. beautiful."

-- Kat's Dogs

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"Just wanted to say hi! and confess that I have become addicted to Three Woofs and a Woo. It's true. I have begun recommending it to my fellow dog cult members at the dog park. I am working from home right now, transcribing research interviews, and I use 3W&W as my break time."

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