03/24/2017

Slow News Week In The Council Estate! Sargon's Priapism For Canada

I can almostunderstand Sargon's priapism for Canada. And here is where I will prove once and for all that, my friendships and friendliness to elements thereof notwithstanding, I am no feminist and no social justice jihadist.

You see, if there is one thing Canada has mass produced and exported all over the world in recent decades, it is babes. From Ali Moore, Kelly Royce/Juliet James, Jesse Capelli, Christine Young, Shelby Belle and Sunny Leone on the San Fernando Valley/Chatsworth side of the mountain to Andrea Roth, Carrie-Anne Moss, Torri Higginson, Amanda Tapping, Kim Poirier, Anna Silk, Ksenia Solo, Erica Durance, Laura Vandervoort, Cristina Rosato, Tatiana Maslany, Rachel Skarsten, Crystal Lowe Tricia Helfer, Priscilla Faia, Lexa Doig, Luvia Peterson, Jewel Staite, Kristin Kreuk, Chelan Simmons, Natalie Krill, Erika Linder, Melissa O'Neill, Maxim Roy and Laurence Leboeuf on the Hollywood side of the mountain, Canada is a net exporter of some of the hottest women known to man.

There! I said it! Yes, I am objectifying here. I am a dirty pig/healthy heterosexual male (something anyone who picked up on my copious references to my admiration for Al Goldstein and Andrew Dice Clay would have known by now.) You have a problem with this? I have a solution. Affix thine lips to one or both of the bulbous protuberances located at the midpoint of precisely where the small of my back ends and of precisely where the thin, reedy parts of the backs of my thighs begin.

So, yeah, I can see why any man would physiologically go from zero to hero just at the mere mention of the word "Canada." Alas, tis not the beauty of the penultimate paragraph that inspires Sargon 's priapism for Canada. 'Tis rather some obscure goings-on within Canada that gives Sargon that thing lasting more than four hours, for which consultation with a physician is strongly recommended. Here are his two videos in question.

Now, how can I say with any certitude that these are indeed obscure Canadian goings-on that have Sargon painfully priapic? Easy. I looked at the website of the Foreign and Colonial Office--aka the British Government department actually responsible by mandate for Canadian affairs--and ran the terms "Jordan Peterson," and "Canada Islamophobia" through their search function. I rolled snake eyes on "Jordan Peterson." As for "Canada Islamophobia," I got five results, the most recent being dated April of last year (i.e. before the object of whingery of Sargon's second vid above was even a thought.) In other words, British officials whose job it is to monitor and direct things Canadian do not think that either Jordan Peterson or Trudeau's Islamophobia resolution rises to the level of commentary. If Sargon wants to give of his time and make a big indaba for free over what the professionals responsible for the portfolio in question in his country see no issue with, hey volunteerism is not a bad thing!

The thing is, Sargon, just like Vee and Freedom Alternative in Romania, is disproportionately concerned with things that happen outside of his own country. Vee and Freedom Alternative hardly ever talk about Romania directly, although anyone who has bothered to read soldier-turned journalist Robert D. Kaplan's recent bookon Romania can easily see that Vee and Freedom Alternative are basically reformatting Mircea Eliade's haigiographies for YouTubes, "the West/freedom of speech" standing in for Eliade's Romania and "the EU/SJWs/feminists/Islam as a whole" standing in for Eliade's Ottomans. These stand-ins aside, Vee and Freedom Alternative's entire channels are basically 2017 YouTubes reimaginings of Mircea Eliade, word for word, kind of like how the filim The Warriors is a reimagining of Xenephon's The Anabasis, albeit of a production value that makes the Sharknadofranchise look like Jean Renoir's La Grande Illusion.

Sargon whinges a lot about Canada of late, just like he whinged about the alleged paedophilia of pizzagate (which happened in America) while having nothing at all to say about the infamous paedophilia over at Septic and HibsFC (which happened in his own country.) I already dealt extensively with the Peterson non-story that has Sargon's knickers in a twist in thisand thisentries. Onto his video whinging about Trudeau's anti-Islamophobia motion, then. Again, Sargon ignores significant developments in his own country to whinge about something that happened an ocean away. In the wake of this week's partisan attack in London that killed four innocent people, with the peelers bestowing upon the partisan the status of "decedent," both Colonel Richard Kemp (OC of the Royal Anglians, and of the British Army, in A-stan) and Captain Douglas Beattie, (currently an Ulster Unionist Member of the Legislative Assembly in Stormont, a holder of the Military Crossand the former Regimental Sergeant Major of the Royal Irish Regiment) have called for the full arming of each and every single peeler in Britain. Given Sargon's erection over discussion of Islamophobia and Islamic terrorism in Canada, one would think Colonel Kemp and Captain Beattie's argument would be one he at least addresses, if not shares. Alas, poor Sargon, he only knows too little of what Colonel Kemp and Captain Beattie proposed, going by his choice of video content of late.

Except if you are Sargon, perhaps, you don't need a scanning electron microscope to see that Couture-Rouleau and Driver are both whiter than Davis Aurini and Lauren Southern put together. As with Zihaf-Bibeau, they were not born Muslims but, rather very much like massacrer of Muslims and Donald Trump and Parti Québecois supporter Alexandre Bissonnette, empty headed whites easily impressed by what some Intar-Webs ideologue told them to do, just like empty heads that slavishly follow social media gods-in-their-own-minds and then make death threats against the children of those who dare to question the divinity of said social media gods-in-their-own minds.

I have been back in Canada for decades now. I have come across plentyof Muslims here. Not a damned one of them in any way resembles Zihaf-Bibeau, Couture-Rouleau or Aaron Driver. One big difference is that the Muslims I have encountered are natural-born Muslims, not empty heads who were converted over the Intar-Webs. It is not uncommon for me to see uniformed Muslim women walking about in public, unaccompanied by male guardians and conversing officially with non-Muslims. I also hear Arabic-speaking women hosting shows on local radio stations. This is not exactly the picture of fundamentalist Islam Sargon makes Canada's Muslims out to be. Then again, I have to confess that I rather like the Muslims I have come across and identified, either by uniform or by name, as being Muslim. For one thing, they generally make for far better Frenchmen than do standard-issue Québecois. The Muslims I speak about replicate exactly in business encounters the discipline and understanding of the sterile cockpit rule one sees in the French Foreign Legion and the Garde Républicaine, while standard-issue Québecois, who will whinge to no end about their "French culture," are simply incapable of behaving in a manner resembling in any way that of the French Foreign Legion or the Garde Républicaine.

As well, Sargon's whingery about Trudeau's motion attacking "muh freezepeach" also shows that he could not be arsed to fully research free speech in Canada before turning on the camera and making a fool of himself whinging about something on which he is manifestly ill-informed. Newsflash: Canada does not have the same First Amendment protection of freedom of speech that America does. In Canada, it is as illegal to possess a copy of The Turner Diaries as it is to possess a kilo of heroin. Canadian courts have also ruled that it is perfectly legal for peelers to run mandatory, selective road checks for certain Clubs, which would violate the Fourth as well as the First Amendments in America.

Sargon seems particularly perturbed that Islam "is particularly protected" by this motion. This, too, shows that he could not be arsed to do his research. If he had, being the well-heeled geopolitician that he is, he would have known that Trudeau is selling Canadian-made tankettes to Saudi Arabia. Given his penchant for Putin and Assad, Sargon should be quite capable of making the calculations of "Hmmm...freezepeach, or Canadian union jobs involved in making tankettes for Saudi Arabia, who are easily offended...what to do, what to do?"

I feel bad for Sargon's priapism. It was all so avoidable. If only Sargon had done his research on this one...