RT: Chris Daughtry as Judas singing Evanescence "Wake Me Up Inside" as he decides to sell out Jesus (Tyler Perry's The Passion, 03-20-16)

RT: Peter denies Jesus three times while singing Hoobastank's "The Reason" (Tyler Perry's The Passion, 03-20-16)

Eugene's distraction (Shameless, S06E14)

Carl and Winslow (Shameless, S06E10)

"But you haven't even touched your penis!" (The Magicians, S01E10)

"What is my dad doing at our front door?"
"He thinks we're going on a date. I'll get rid of him. Go to your room and close the door."
"Do not tell me what to do! You are not my mom!" (New Girl, S05E12)

"In my defense, I was stoned for most of the '90s, and the 2000s. Full disclosure: I was stoned this morning. I like weed." (New Girl, S05E12)

"Her husband raped her twice."
"Actually, it wasn't legally rape in '88. I mean, between a husband and wife."
"You just said that – out loud." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E08)

"Toughen up, Cochran. This is a smoker's lounge. Daycare's on the first floor." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E08)

"The deputies, they're not fair. The white jurors get better treatment than us. When they took us out shopping, they gave them an hour at Target and only gave us 30 minutes at Ross."
"Them… Us…?"
"They know that blacks like Ross more!"
"Is that true?"
"Of course it is. Everybody knows that."
Johnnie: "It's true." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E08)

As part of the NCAA's upcoming March Madness tournament, a number of artists will play a series of concerts during the Final Four. Artists announced include Fall Out Boy, Jason Derulo, Maroon 5, Pitbull, and Flo Rida. [source]

The NCAA: I see your Coldplay and Sting, and raise you… No. You know what? All in.

"Is it okay if I just confess something, get it off my chest, before we die?"
"That's a good idea. We shouldn't die holding things in about ourselves. Go ahead, Dee."
"Mac owns a Cowboys jersey. I saw him wearing it in the back office."
"WHAT?!"
"Don't say it's Romo."
"Of course it's Romo! Who else would it be?!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E10)

"Onion!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E10)

"We should die thinking good thoughts. For me, that's Romo connecting with Dez for the win." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E10)

Bad Rap, directed and written by Salima Koroma. (USA) – World Premiere, Documentary. Bad Rap follows the lives and careers of four Asian-American rappers trying to break into a world that often treats them as outsiders. Sharing dynamic live performance footage and revealing interviews, these artists will make the most skeptical critics into believers. With humor and insight, the film paints a portrait of artistic passion in the face of an unsung struggle. With Jonathan "Dumbfoundead" Park, Nora "Awkwafina" Lum, David "Rekstizzy" Lee, and Richard "Lyricks" Lee.

I'm sorry, but an Asian rapper will never not be wack as hell to me. Just….no. God created Ad-Rock and Eve, not Ad-Rock and Lee.

Geezer, directed and written by Lee Kirk. (USA) – World Premiere, Narrative. Perry (Billie Joe Armstrong) is a happily married father of two living a comfortable but sedate life in the suburbs. On the occasion of his 40th birthday, he seeks to revisit his former life as the lead singer in a popular punk band though his middle-aged reality quickly clashes with the indulgences of his youth.

EXT. 924 GILMAN – NIGHT

Perry picks himself up off the sidewalk. "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" plays.

Johnnie pulled over outside of Diddy Riese (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Judas." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Brother, I ain't trying to be respectful. I'm trying to win." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Nigga please." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"In the '70s, when I was in law school, affirmative action was a big deal."
"I remember."
"No, you don't. You're white." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Everybody loves my house! It was in Sunset magazine!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"How many blacks did you actually consider a friend?"
"AC! And he's darker than I am!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

RT: "they got o.j.'s house looking like the kwame nkrumah museum or something." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Get off my bench." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Whatever happens, don't do Fuhrman. Make the white people do him." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)

"Cancer is gonna become the leading cause of death for Americans as early as 2030." (Weediquette, S01E01)

"Watch while I turn these spades into stars." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E09)

Mac: "Well, I'm gay." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E09)

"I'm so fuckin' happy. Everything just changed."
"I am just thrilled and ecstatic. With Tim and Joe's help, we're gonna take over this world one burger at a time."
"After conducting due diligence, Joe and Tim decided an investment in GastroPod was too risky. Meanwhile, Jeremiah and Carla have closed their mall location and put their expansion plans on hold." (Restaurant Startup, S03E09)

Restaurant Startup Season Grade: B

"That's how a dirty fighter does it. They throw cocaine in your eyes." (Baskets, S01E07)

Kirkland sweatshirts (Baskets, S01E07)

"If you're a clown, you're a clown. If you ain't, what are you?"
"I guess I'm a Martha." (Baskets, S01E07)

"If I pull over, I have to break cruise control. Is it worth it?" (Baskets, S01E07)

"When you guys are done fingerbanging that kiwi, can I get it? I'm starving."
"You got it." (Workaholics, S06E08)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. SimpsonStill the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets