Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.

It's with great sadness that I report the death of priest no.2 on the ladybird ride. On his deathbed, he was heard to say, "I'm so disappointed. I really wanted to see who won the caption competition".