It
always amazes me that people who've known me for this long
still don't listen to me when I tell them they should check
out Penny
Arcade regularly. It's the one site that I make damn sure
to visit three times a week that isn't owned by someone I
know. It also has the hyphen in its URL that I hear is coming
into vogue these days.

And
that's it. See y'all when I come back with my phat sack of
Vegas cash. (Or my linty pants pockets turned inside out in
shame.)