I bet he's even weirder than that commercial I saw.
MAN: Hey, is that that new butter substitute? WOMAN: It sure is.
Is it true it has half the calories of butter or margarine - with all the great taste?
Yeah.
- Can I have some?
- Get your own.
Take that, you bitch!
What the hell?
How'd you like that?
Hey, joke's on you. I have hepatitis.
(GROANING) - Patrick?
Yes?