What the Japanese are saying about various news and stuff. All straight from 2channel.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Kenji Darvish "publicly proposes" to figure skater Miki Ando

1： 禿の月φ ★ 2013/07/02(火) 21:23:23.39 ID:???P

When he heard the news of Ando giving birth in April:Darvish: "Ehhh~~~! Is that so!?""I believe there will be a lot of struggles from this point on. If you're ever in trouble, please tell me and I'll do anything I can. Please marry me!"

不覚にも金爆で初めて笑ったThat was actually the first time Golden Bomber made me laugh

24： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:36:19.47 ID:tgBs0XCGO

お笑いに厳しい2ちゃんねるはこの程度で笑います2channelers who are supposed to be strict with comedians laugh at just this much

28： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:39:55.14 ID:jvAGLxtN0

この人は素顔はイケメンなんだよな

実際はやりまくりでしょBut this guy's an ikemen. He must be humping all the time.

http://dailywom.hotcom-web.com/geinou/201303/20130309/image6.jpg

29： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:40:32.34 ID:HsalrOMI0

上手いなーｗ
安藤を傷つけず笑いも取るｗ
たしか金爆って樽美酒が入ってから雰囲気がかなり良くなったんだってね。鬼竜院が言ってた。Well done. He was able to get laughs without hurting Ando LOLTrue that the air around Golden Bomber improved after Darvish joined them. That's what Kiryuuin said.

31： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:44:50.47 ID:vgBTmzS9O

こいつらって最近まったく歌番組で見なくなったんだがただリリースしてないだけ？
あるいわ売れなさすぎて呼ばれなくなったの？I haven't been seeing these guys on music shows lately. Is it just because they haven't released anything new? Or is it that they're not being asked to participate because of bad sales?

37： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:50:20.65 ID:uzQX7/jkO

>>31
全国ツアー真っ最中。They're in the middle of their nationwide tour

39： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:52:45.21 ID:Fwg7Advw0

ボーカルが喉やられたってのはもう年末の話だっけ 今ツアーとは景気がいいなAh, so the vocalist had his throat problems at the end of last year, huh. Business sure is booming for them if they're on tour.

43： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 22:09:10.02 ID:mrkDnUIJO

ゴールデンボンバーは基本ウケ狙いすぎて笑えないけど人柄はよさそうだから別にいいや

決して面白くはないなI really don't find Golden Bomber funny since they're obviously trying to get laughs, but they all seem nice people so it's alright.But they're not funny at all.

安藤なら自分で稼ぐだろうし、あの体なら結婚しても悪くはないが、ロシア人とつきあってた女なんて、日本の男じゃ満足できないんじゃねwAndo will be able to earn her own money. And if you want to marry her, her body is still good enough. But I don't think a Japanese man will be able to satisfy a woman who once dated a Russian man.

「色々大変なこともあると思うんで。困ったときは僕に 言ってくれれば何でもします。結婚してください！」
南里もこう言って安藤に近づいたんだろうな"I believe there will be a lot of struggles from this point on. If you're ever in trouble, please tell me and I'll do anything I can. Please marry me!"This was probably what Nanri told Ando when he approached her.

人のよさそうなにいさん。I heard that this man used to live playing baseball when he was in highschool in Fukuoka.He once threw the celebratory first pitch at the Yahoo Auction Dome, but he did throw it like an experienced player, and he cried during the interview afterwards saying those were tears of joy. Maybe it was because it was in his hometown.This guy really seems like a nice young man.

65： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:45:21.82 ID:XXn3KkKL0

２ちゃんで「金爆はオッケー」みたいな流れを作ろうとしてる必死な奴がいて
そいつのせいでなんかあんまりいいイメージつかなくなったわ
元々好きでも嫌いでもなかったのにThere are some people desperately trying to start a movement on 2chan and create this image that "Anything GB does is ok".And because of these people, I don't have a good impression of Golden Bomber anymore.I never really liked, nor hated them before.

123： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 04:57:29.09 ID:kwbVZJSZP

>>65
ああ、わかる。
なんか全肯定させようって奴がいるな。よりによって2ちゃんで。I understand what you're saying.It's like there's someone who's trying to affirm everything. On 2chan, of all places.

139： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 10:50:09.56 ID:C7tBYG8gO

>>65
めっちゃわかるｗ
西川と金爆は2chでも叩かれないみたいなアレｗYeah, I know. They're trying to make it look like Nishikawa and GB aren't bashed even on 2chan.

69： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:49:51.08 ID:KiP5jHeE0

この人、黙っとけばいいのに
すごーく調子に乗ってるのがなぁ・・・This guy should just keep quiet.He seems to be getting carried away...

78： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:57:31.02 ID:ZAEkejGI0

メンヘラファンに嫉妬させる作戦かな?Is this his ploy to make his crazy fans jealous?

91： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 00:19:40.83 ID:posDYeI70

こんな事言うと、またおバカなファンたちが安藤叩きを始めるんじゃないの？
で、ブログで安藤に謝罪する羽目になるDon't you think that his foolish fans will start bashing Ando after he's said this?Then he'll just end up apologizing to Ando on his blog.