So far, Harlow's #watermelondress was on both Inside Edition and Kelly and Ryan Live. Mazzy was like, "Wait! What about MY watermelon dress???" She's right. The pink fringe cap sleeve is an excellent addition. Still think #babymeloning is the better hashtag!

Everybody is smiling and looking at camera! I just posted my latest travel vlog which follows our three day road trip in Central New York! It rained a lot but we still had tons of fun. Don't miss Harlow dancing like a robot and Mazzy talking "duck." I think this is my favorite travel video so far. YouTube link in bio!

She's getting her hair cut today. I was going to leave work and meet her and our sitter there but I'm too swamped. It's the first time she's getting a cut without me. Fingers crossed they don't chop it all off or give her faux hawk!

If you don't already know, "a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios with milk" has replaced Harlow's waffle obsession. She asks for it every single morning, in those words exactly. If I were to say, "Harlow, do you want a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios?" She would say, "Yes, WITH MILK." Also, ever since Harlow and I made that video about how to make cereal (link in bio- FYI, the longer YouTube version is even better than the one I put on Insta), Harlow has been really into making her own breakfast in the morning. Her and Mazzy have even taken our cereal orders at night and then pre-set the table with our names written on the napkins. Then they instruct us to stay in bed until everything is ready. It's actually some of the few times we've been able to sit down to breakfast all together as a family at the dining room table. Thanks @cheerios for helping make the mornings easier this summer! #generalmillscereal #sponsored

VLOG 1: Meet Mazzy’s British Alter Ego and Hear Harlow’s Ted Talk

As Mazzy and Harlow get older, they are becoming increasingly more hilarious. It’s hard to really capture their personalities in photos or in writing so I decided to film for a few days and put together a video compilation of my favorite moments. I even let them film each other.

It starts with the April Fool’s Day joke I played on Harlow that you might have already seen on Facebook, but please stick with it, because there is so many more hilarious moments, many of them orchestrated by the kids. Especially Mazzy. She is becoming a TRULY FUNNY kid with good comedic timing and lots of ideas, which might be my finest achievement as a parent.

Hope you enjoy!

FYI, Micro Kickboard gave me ten scooters to give away on Instagram but I saved two of them to give away on YouTube. Just leave a comment under the video on YouTube and I’ll pick two people on Friday, the 14th to win!

Also, I’d love if you gave the video a “like” on YouTube and subscribed to my channel. If you’d like email notifications when I post, click the little bell next to the subscribe button. I’m going to try and get on a regular Friday posting schedule.

That’s it! Have a great weekend. I’ll be ending my detox with a big cup of coffee in the morning.

As a Brit I can say that is a very believable British accent ‘Maddy’ Far better than some Hollywood actresses!! Her face as she fell was priceless. I do feel slightly mean for laughing but your reassurance beforehand made it ok to laugh with her.

Hahaha love love this video Ilana!!! Great job Ally!!!!! Those girls are too funny. That face of Mazzy falling OMG! Glad she’s ok hahaha. And glad Harlow is living up to superjew self in time for Passover.

So how bad is it that I laughed when mazzy fell?! The girls are hilarious and mazzys British accent is awesome! Your girls remind me of my son as daughter very much. My son (7 in July)is such a goof ball and my daughter (4 in may) is very particular, you have to be careful how you say things and how you do them so you won’t upset her. Anyway can’t wait to see more of these videos.

Love the video. Super cute as always!!! I want to let you know that after following you guys for the past two years or so and constantly wishing I had that scooter for my kiddo (while buying several cheaper crappy ones) I am buying one for her bday SOLELY on your recommendation!! As usual you are guiding me to a thoughtful parenting decision 😊
Hilarious video. Thanks for sharing!!!

Your kids are beyond adorable and hilarious! I loved how Mazzy figured you’re filming beats and potatoes cuz it’s the food she doesn’t like. EL OH LOL! she’s way too funny…Hope you always have a grand time with them as the moments on the blog! Keep em coming please!

We’re on vacation! Not only are we starting off with excellent weather, we got a good shot taken by Mike on the very first night! Thanks, Daddy Shorts. 🙌🏻 First full day in paradise is on my story! #mommyshortsinmexico

There’s a new sculpture in Astor Place that broke my heart. It is called The Last Three. It’s 17 feet tall and represents the last three northern white rhinos on earth. Their names are Sudan, Nijan, and Fatu. Sudan is the last male. He is 45, which is the life expectancy for a rhino. His daughter is Nijan and his granddaughter is Fatu. Rhino horns are worth a ton of money so they are in constant threat of poachers. This public piece of art was created by artists Gillie and Marc with the hope of educating and inspiring others to care about the plight of the rhinos. It worked on me. Their aim is to collect 1 million goodbye messages on www.goodbyerhinos.org and put them towards a petition for approaching governments about eliminating the demand for rhino horns. Please like, comment and tag your friends to get this seen by as many people as possible and feel free to regram and share! 😥 #goodbyerhinos

New York is still freezing so instead of doing our usual ski trip in March, we decided to switch things up and go somewhere much warmer. Not sure when I’ll post on my feed, but you can follow along on my Instagram stories...🌴☀️🥝👙🦎⛱⛵️✈️🍹🤸‍♂️😎 #comingsoon

Sometimes I look at my Instagram account and think— man, this feed really needs some adults. Who is running this thing??? And because I know everyone is going to ask where @littlemissparty got her dress, I already asked. It’s vintage. She bought it when she was 19. Sucks for the rest of us! I got my shirt at Aritzia. Thanks for asking 🤣 Have you guys watched our Instagram lives together? I like doing it so much better with a friend! We are on a two week break because our schedules are all crazy but will do it again after that. What would you guys want us to talk about? Any questions for two NYC working moms???

Harlow has a very important message for everyone. Brought to you by Super Why, I think. Also, this impromptu performance was 100% because Harlow noticed me upping my intake of fruits and vegetables this week. 🍎🍌🥕💪🏻 #harlowunplugged #eathealthy