Monday, June 30, 2014

More than two thousand years ago, an evil Jew who loved gold
coins more than he loved anything else in the world betrayed the greatest man and
philosopher/teacher that ever lived. He gave Jesus a kiss on the cheek and the
Jews put the Son of Man on the cross to die. The capitalists
invented a new religion, so that they could make even more money than the Jews.

The Jews, after they carried out the Greatest Crime in
History, became the perennial allies of the capitalists. Both Jews and
capitalists love money more than they love anything else, including their own
mothers.

A new modern day teacher/philosopher came forth in the middle
of the nineteenth century and gave the world something more valuable and
important than the Bible and all the other silly holy books combined. His name
was Karl Marx, the only good Jew that ever lived. He was the only exception to
the proven rule that the Jews and the capitalists only love and worship money
as their only true God.

Karl Marx loved working-class people above anything else. He
took a long time to write “Das Kapital” but what a great gift to
humanity that book was. Marx explained very carefully how capitalism worked.
The dumb, the uneducated and the low classes and criminals of any society never
understood that masterpiece of a book.

In 1917, the first country where the working class came to
power was Russia. It abolished serfdom and capitalism for the first time on
earth. The country was renamed “The Union of Soviet Socialists Republics,
USSR” The Jews and the
capitalists started shitting on their pants immediately after
that exceptional event.

Other countries started following Marxist principles. Vietnam,
China, North Korea, Cuba.

And the capitalists and the Jews counteracted by starting to offer large sums of gold coins
to people who governed those countries. Just like in Juda's time.

A new man in the USSR sold his soul to the capitalists and
the Jews. His name was Mikhail Gorbachev. The USSR and the Eastern Socialist
Block collapsed, according to capitalist plans. A drunk by the name of Boris
Yeltsin replaced the Marxist traitor Gorbachev.

Since then, the capitalists and the Jews have continued offering
large sum of gold coins to Socialist leaders, under the table, of course.

The leaders of China and Vietnam became instant capitalist
billionaires after they betrayed Socialist principles.

After the retirement of Dr. Fidel Castro Rúz as Supreme
Leader of the Cuban Revolution, his brother Raul Castro took over. He has
become the Mikhail Gorbachev of Cuba. After he received his gold coins, he
started making “reforms” in Socialist Cuba. He is going to build golf courses,
so that his new masters from capitalist USA can come and play in Havana after
fucking their Cuban teenage jineteras in Havana.

Raul has allowed a new special economic zone where foreign
capitalists can come and exploit the Cuban people again, and now Raul Castro
has allowed a new foreign investment law where capitalists can “invest” money
inside Cuba.

Where the Cuban people once said “Gracias Fidel'' in 1959,
the capitalists of the WH Nigger in 2014 are now saying “Thank You Raul.”

Raul Castro has betrayed the Cuban Revolution and his brother
isn't even dead yet. The poor fellow had to publicly comment and complain that
he was being kept “out of the loop” in the country that he once used to govern.

We will never know how much Raul Castro is being paid by his
favorite Nigger in Washington, D.C.

As for North Korea, it has acquired nuclear weapons and the
capitalist are scared shitless that they could level South Korea
and perennial Yankee ass-kisser Japan, and could eventually hit Seattle,
Portland, San Francisco and Los Angeles with nuclear weapons.

Here at home, CPUSA, (Communist Party, USA) has publicly
stated that they will actively help the political party which is led by their
favorite Nigger in the Washington, D.C. CPUSA is one more traitor to the
principles of Karl Marx. Could you venture a guess as to how many gold coins
are they receiving?

Yulieski Gourriel, second from right, formerly of the Cuban team, Industriales,
poses for a picture with his father Lourdes Gourriel, right, and his two brothers,
Lourdes Yunielski Gourriel, left, and Yunieski Gourriel, second left,
at the Jose Marti International Airport, in Havana, Cuba, Thursday, May 29, 2014.
Gourriel, who was traveling to France and then onto Japan,
signed with Japan's Central League professional baseball team,
the Yokohama Dena Baystars.

Gourriel has become the third Cuban baseball player to legally join a foreign team under a law passed by the talent-rich island last year.

Means 'first' in Japanese. The Japanese language has numerous numeric suffixes that are used depending on the subject matter; "-ban" is only one of many ways to turn "ichi" ("one") into "first". (Wikipedia).

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Modasho

Put simply, you know how in the Majors they'll often mention when a player gets multiple hits in a game?

Well, the bar is set a little higher in Japan. 3 hits or more in a game is a modasho.

Looking a little more deeply, modasho is composed of three characters:

BTW, I went to my favorite Japanese Restaurant (I love Yakisoba Noodles!) and found out that YakyuBaka means "Baseball Fool." Applications for membership are being accepted now. I have self-appointment myself President and Benevolent Dictator.

Jose Abreu homered off Clayton Kershaw (8 IP, 9 K's) in his first game off the disabled list, but the Dodgers took advantage of a pair of errors in the sixth inning to push across five unearned runs against Jose Quintana. (MLB)

The Dodgers won 5-2.

Edwin Ercarnacion, of the TorontoBlue Jays, leads the HR stats with 19.

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