You can't imagine how it hurts meTo have you treat me like you doKnowing that my love is just a joke to youBut I'll take it just to see youAnd laugh as teardrops fallSo when you need a laugh, give me a call

Everybody says I'm crazyTo let you treat me this wayBut I can't explain, so, what else can I sayAt least I'm on your mind when you're laughin'Somehow that breaks the fallSo when you need a laugh, give me a call

I'd gladly trade the laugh you getFor making fun of meTo be around the one I love and need so desperatelySo even if the laugh's on meI don't mind at allSo when you need a laugh, give me a callSo when you need a laugh, give me a call