Why Canadians Suck At Soccer?

Why Canadians Suck At Soccer?

As a local Torontonian it was hard to watch the soccer match between New England Revolution and our team Toronto FC. My brother was especially disappointed with the level of soccer played compared to the European leagues

Toronto FC was playing New England Revolution which was great since my brother is a huge soccer fan making this a great treat on his vacation in Canada.

We tried to negotiate a price with a scalper who was selling tickets for $80 prior to the match.

not impressed with the performance of Toronto FC

Disappointed with the steep price we decided to have some food and return at a later time.

Returning before second half we were able to bargain down the prices to $25 per ticket.

Even though we obtained cheaper tickets we still had to pay $10 per beer which is outrageous for any European.

All-in-all Toronto FC lost the match with 0 against 3, my brother rated the match as amateur compared to the European leagues. As a soccer idiot, I wouldn't know the difference, as long as our ball ends up in the opposite team's goal.