29 Reddit Users Confess The Absolute Worst Their Cats’ Have Done…

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Reddit users went on to confess the worst ‘crimes’ their kitties have done. And, they did not disappoint. All of these confessions are guaranteed to make you laugh. Some will have you on the floor laughing. We’re starting to think that cats are completely genius. They come off as sweet and innocent, but they know exactly what they’re doing. And, they’re so slick about it! All in all, cats are superb entertainment!

1.

“Killed a lizard in the middle of the night and gently placed it on my face as I slept.” – reddit user

2.

“My cat eats my clothes. Any clothes. Shirts, underwear, bras, hoodies. And he brings them to his food bowl first, dumps my clothes in there, and eats the cloth WITH his food.” – reddit user bexhexyea

3.

“KitKat… jumped into the freshly dug hole during a funeral ceremony at the nearby cemetery.” – reddit user Yourepurrrfect

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“My big, sweet, very indoors-cat Maine Coon mistook lilypads for a solid surface on a pond once… It’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I had to get in the pond and drag his butt out because he apparently couldn’t swim. Just quietly meowing and flailing.” – reddit user susiecool

5.

“Pissed in my toaster and almost started an electrical fire.” – reddit user Mr_Twigs

6.

“We went out to enjoy a thunderstorm on our balcony with some wine and about two minutes later, he jumped up and pawed at the handle of our sliding glass door, managing to drop the switch into lock position. Then continued to meow out his demands.” – reddit user lessthanpi

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“My mums cat once took out an entire nest of baby birds. She spent the evening bringing in each one and displaying it proudly on the dining room floor.” – reddit user DisneyBounder

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8.

“Puked on my Camaro.” – reddit user CappnKrunk

9.

“Climbed on top of my headboard and made eye contact with me during sex.” – reddit user Shigglypuff