Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Just to make it clear, this is the #1 reason why I won't travel unless someone threatens me with my job. A "flight delay" doesn't just mean you don't get to take off on time, it means you are sentenced to indefinite usage of a public toilet. May God have mercy on your soul.

I want to encourage you to scroll down just a weeee bit farther to see the announcement I made yesterday...please help if you can.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, don't get me started on my public toilet rants!!! Let me just say, one time I walked into one, and there stood a naked gal...washing her body/hair, and you name it...right there at the sinks. She was homeless I'm sure, but just think of all the 'nasties' .....ewwwwwwwwwww!!

My Wordful is ...

THE NIÑA, THE PIÑA, & THE SANTA MARIA....all three in Corpus Christi. Come by for a visit, wont' you? Happy Wednesday.

Don't you know the guy in the stall next to you was thinking what a sicko you were for snapping a picture of god-knows-what in the toilet? I hope you explained the toilet was empty and you weren't doing a photoshoot of terds.

Yeah, those are gross. But NOTHING is worse than a port-o-potty. I REFUSE to go in one of those. I will go in an empty Coke bottle before I sit on a hole in a plastic box that contains everyone else's shit and piss that has been there before.

At least the water was clean!!!!! I've seen worse ... much worse. We actually have a photo somewhere of a public toilet that someone left unflushed with a -- how to say this nicely? -- "big log" in it. Ick. And I still have a recurring dream where I am stuck in a public bathroom and all the toilets are just clogged with disgusting stuff and I really have to go and I keep running and running but they are all gross.

I can remember taking my potty trained 2 yr old to the air show and he really had to use the porta-potty. I REALLY didn't want to go in that thing so I kept trying to convince him to go in his pull-up! He wouldn't do it!

Okay, just in case they don't have clocks in Vegas or you lost your watch on a bad roll: IT'S THURSDAY!!! Get with it. I require a LOT more from my stalkers. Unless you are in a fetal position somewhere crying because you can't watch my every move, post something or I will kick your ass.

To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded.- Emerson