Friday, February 3, 2012

What would
you think of me if I said I am a bachelorette(happy and enjoying it)? Well, I know
you have got so many possible answers(of which I won’t speculate sweetheart – I
leave conjecture to the media dudes and dudettes).

When this
year started(after the usual once in a
year orgies) I found myself drafting my New Year(2012) resolutions. I never
used to come up with resolutions. Instead I called them propositions due to the
adage that we propose but God disposes – never mind I was a religious fanatic,
but over the years I have drifted further and further from what many a people
call The Way, thanks to guys like Dan Brown for Da Vinci Code and Richard Dawkins for The God Delusion;
and movies like Babylon 5. Call it latent atheism, but know that I am so
close yet so far away from God. Veneration of that which man finds difficult or
inconvenient to believe is my religion.

Anyways,
back to my new year’s resolutions – the cardinal resolution is to get myself
hitched this year. Honestly, I need this with all my might, body, mind and
soul.

You know, I
am this kinda Miss Independent girl – got looks, financially stable and my
star is ever shining – something many
men find hard to cope with. I have not had a man in my life for the past nine
years, and March would make it a decade, since I was twenty-three(at three o’clock,
three days after being relieved of my twenty-three years’ virginity).

Before you
started guessing what the hell happened, lemme finish about my new year’s
resolutions…