The most disturbing trend that the male pictured above represents is the skinny jeans fad. Where are these kids smuggling their package? I don't know about you other gentlemen, but I need a little room for my manbag to breathe. Even if that weren't the case, the ride-up of underwear with tight jeans is unbearable. I don't get it.

Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:41 am

mortalthoughtsLAME KID

Joined: 12 Dec 2002
Posts: 11616
Location: MI

^^ i hear ya man i dont get it
i cant even wear boxer briefs let alone tight jeans LOL not gonna happen

dont get how they think it could be comfortable

Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:48 am

X the Outsider

Joined: 17 Apr 2005
Posts: 1070
Location: Iowa

My nephew has a pair of those. They are terrible looking. I can't understand how anyone can wear skinny jeans.

Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:17 am

jakethesnakeguy who cried about wrestling being real

Joined: 03 Feb 2006
Posts: 6311
Location: airstrip one

My thighs are too big for skinny jeans and always have been. Too much hockey, soccer and baseball (catcher) playing and years of supporting the upper half of my body.

Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:02 pm

tommi teardrop

Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 2222
Location: Las Vegas

Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:14 pm

Sage FrancisSelf Fighteous

Joined: 30 Jun 2002
Posts: 21737

He is a man in his mid-30's.

Amazing.

Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:48 pm

tommi teardrop

Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 2222
Location: Las Vegas

Levis 514 slim straights is as skinny as I get.

I am wearing some ultra slim calvin slacks as I type this though. I hate baggy slacks. And dress shirts gotta be fitted.

Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:02 pm

TurnpikeGates

Joined: 30 Jun 2003
Posts: 517
Location: Bay Area

You guys are tripping. I mean, too skinny is too skinny, but wearing at least somewhat-fitting pants is a good excuse to move on to boxer briefs, and boxer briefs are the jam. When you are a child you wear briefs. When you become too cool in middle school (or earlier) you switch to boxers. Men wear boxer briefs.

Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:50 am

mortalthoughtsLAME KID

Joined: 12 Dec 2002
Posts: 11616
Location: MI

TurnpikeGates wrote: You guys are tripping. I mean, too skinny is too skinny, but wearing at least somewhat-fitting pants is a good excuse to move on to boxer briefs, and boxer briefs are the jam. When you are a child you wear briefs. When you become too cool in middle school (or earlier) you switch to boxers. Men wear boxer briefs.

you should do a commercial with Micheal jordan

Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:04 am

mzehe916

Joined: 04 Aug 2006
Posts: 4544
Location: Switzerland

After moving to Germany I slowly switched over to bikini briefs. That shit is like heaven. And sorry, I wore boxers for years (counting the droopy tighty whitey days) and all this balls need room to breath shit is ridiculous. My balls and penis are bigger than all of yours and I fit just fine in my made-for-guys -skinnier-than-me calvin klein bikini briefs. And for those that have seen me in the sauna....just remember, I'm a grower, not a shower.

OMG ICP still sucks.

Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:58 am

Dr Sagacious

Joined: 01 Mar 2009
Posts: 1842
Location: Redford

Yeah, boxer briefs are pretty legit. Tighter fitting jeans are legit. Not spandex tight. Hell naw. But what that homie with the white pants and boots was wearing is alright.

I am wearing some ultra slim calvin slacks as I type this though. I hate baggy slacks. And dress shirts gotta be fitted.

Absolutely. I'm not saying I walk around with JNCOs on strolling with pumpkins all a-dangle from my groin. Jeans should be a little looser than slacks, and slacks should definitely not be baggy at all. Then they just look cheap and you look like the male version of frumpy. Dress shirts though, that's a bit of a grey area dependent upon the situation. A semi-casual affair and you can wear an untailored dress shirt that happens to fit you well. Weddings, interviews, dinners at the White House, those are the things you need to look sharp for. And some dates.

I'm a boxer briefs for every occasion. I think you need to have a pretty stellar man-ass to sport bikini briefs, I'm talking Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing and practically hairless. Otherwise you're just the weird guy in the gym that let's his towel fall and doesn't think it's necessary to pick them up off the floor for like five minutes. Boxers are not as creepy, but they are certainly aren't the best option. Too much chafing.

Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:18 pm

Dr Sagacious

Joined: 01 Mar 2009
Posts: 1842
Location: Redford

Boxers offer no inner-thigh protection whatsoever.

I'd have saddle rash everyday like a mammer jammer if I wore boxers.

Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:35 pm

Jesse

Joined: 02 Jul 2002
Posts: 6165
Location: privileged homeless

Yo jesus christ all this fashion talk is making me homophobic.

I bet half the dudes mocking those photos look at least as gorked as the guys represented. They're just people; people look lots of ways. The percentage of people who like bands you like and look weird to you is the same. Beyonce, Coldplay, and 2mex all have gorked-looking fans. Grow the fuck up.

There are tons of good reasons to hate ICP and feel weird about Juggalos. Their BODIES are not among them, you invisible internet mob.

Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:52 pm

Mikal kHill

Joined: 29 Jun 2002
Posts: 6852
Location: http://mikalkhill.com

For example, the fact that they are usually poor people and are frequently from disadvantaged backgrounds and broken homes.