"Honey, do you know where I left that 200 million year old creature? That slimey one. It was real ittybitty. No. No, the creature, I know where my shoes are, I'm wear...what? Well if I knew where I used it last, I wouldn't ask you, would I? OK OK! Jeez what a grouch."

"Oh man. I was holding it in my hand the whole time. What the hell is wrong with me."