NARRATOR:"Well. It’s a room anyway Joe. Better than a tent. But there’s the minor complication of the rent.Take inventory son: Assets: noneLiabilities: noneProspects: noneWell, that’s the list. Wait! There's one asset you missed – The paternal watch that ticks away your life minute by minute."

Joe gets out an old-fashioned watch and looks sadly at the photograph of a girl in the fob

NARRATOR:"Look! There’s a liability in it – The dream girl. She resigned from the dream – why not? She wasn’t so dumb –You are a self appointed bum.Hey look here! Are you shedding an old fashioned tear?You don’t cry nowadays. You live or die nowadays. Things could be be tougher – And after all, an artist has to suffer.I guess it must be a grain of Italian dust left over from your last campaignOr put it down to eyestrain."

Joe takes a mirror down from the wall and looks at his reflection

NARRATOR:"Look at yourself - you’re all mixed upSnap out of it. Get yourself fixed upEven if poets misbehave, They always remember to shave."

Joe suddenly sees the image of the girl within the reflection of his eye’s pupil

No! It’s terrific! Here’s something on which you can really pride yourselfYou’ve discovered that you can look inside yourselfYou know what that means? - You’re promotedYou’re no longer a bum. You’re an artist!Remember a poem you once read?“The eye is a camera” it saidSuppose like a film it could retainThe images that glide so secretly through your brainHave you ever tried to see the shadow world inside photographed by the retina and held suspended in its memories?

This is one of the more unusual talents – and it’s yours it seemsMaybe this could revive your bank balance. Remember, everybody dreams Joe , if you can look inside yourself, you can look inside anyoneCustomers? There are so many, one can’t count themWhat’s the population of the world?Almost two billion. A potential of two billion customersAll with a dream to untangleYou’ve figured out a new angleGet it? Dreams on the instalment plan!You’ll be in the money man!It’s a miracle – just as you were a complete bustRe-adjust!Wait ‘til you’re in the chipsThen watch the dream girl warm up those chilly lips!Get on the phoneMake a small financial loanConvert this tomb into a consultation roomAnd go into business on your own!"

STEPHEN:"It's finally done. Phew!"

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