Here's to _____,
he's true blue.
He's a hasher
through and through,
He's a pisspot
So they say.
Tried to get to Heaven,
But he went the other way
Drink it down, down, down, down...

WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born to all?
He’s no fucking use to anyone.
He’s no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother.
But he’s a pain in the asshole to me.
So drink it down down down down

HE'S THE MEANEST

He’s the meanest, he sucks the horses penis,
He’s the meanest, he’s a horses ass.
Ever since he found it (hey!), all he does is pound it (hey!)
He’s the meanest, he’s a horses ass.
He's always pissing on us, He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass.

He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy that sells me beer
Me, the guy that drinks my beer
Fa, a long long way for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la, la la, la la
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer
And that will bring us back to
Dough, down, down, down...

It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
Well it isn't long
and it isn't thick,
It gets hard too slow
and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.

DOES A HASHER?
Melody - Does Your Hair Hang Low?

Does a hasher like to walk,
Does a hasher like to run,
Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun?
Can he drink a 12-ounce beer,
While his friends all sing and cheer,
Now your time has come.
So drink it down, down, down . . .

AUTOHASH SONG
Melody - Mercedes-Benz (Janis Joplin)

Dear Lord, won't you give me a ride to the beer,
My friends are all drinking, and I'm stuck out here,
I'll ride in a Chevy, a Ford or a truck,
If you drive me there I might give you a...
down, down, down, down.

You're stupid, you're stupid
You're really fucking dumb
If it wasn't for your mother
You'd be a stain of cum!

Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt,
For country and for queen,
Asshole, asshole,
Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.

HEAD!

Who said head?
I'll take some of that,
so I did, and it was good
and there was much rejoicing
We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees & bushes & flowers,
We fucked like Vikings
With horns on our HEAD!
Head! Who said HEAD!...

Drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down,
Why are we waiting,
We could be fornicating
Oh why are we waiting
so fucking long.

WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALLGAME
Melody - Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it peanuts and crackerjack
I don't care If you
Give it a whack
Because it's beat your meat
At the ball game
If you don't cum it's a shame
It's one, two
And you're covered in goo
At the old ball game

I like the girls who say they will,
I like the girls who don't.
I hate the girls who say they will,
And then they say they won't.
But of all the girls I like the best,
I may be wrong or right,
Are the girls who say they never will,
But look as though they might.

MY NAME IS JACK

My name is Jack,
I'm a necrophiliac,
I fuck dead women,
I fill 'em full of jism,
I get frustrated,
When they're cremated,
Cause try as I must,
I can't fuck dust!

HIS ONE SKIN
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean

His one skin hangs down to his two skin.
His two skin hangs down to his three.
His three skin hangs down to his four skin.
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Roll back, Roll back,
Oh roll back your foreskin for me, for me. Roll back, Roll back,
Oh roll back your foreskin for me, for me.

SWING LO

Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
A band of angels, cumming after me,
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
(Chorus)
If you get there, before I do!
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
Tell all my friends,
I’m cumming too.
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
(Chorus)
MAY THE HASH GO IN PEACE,
MAY THE HASH GET A PIECE!

GANG BANG

I love to gang bang, Oh yes I do!
Because a gang bang feels so good.
When I was younger and in my prime,
I used to gang bang all the time.
Now I'm older and getting grey,
I only gang bang once a day.

Ben - Ben-d over and have another gang bang
Turner - Turner over and have another gang bang
Gladiator - Glad he ate her out before the gang bang
Oliver - All of 'er clothes were off at the gang bang
Ida - Ida want another gang bang
Peter Meter - My peter'll meet her at the gang bang
Dolly Parton - Dolly's partin' her thighs at the gang bang
Kissinger - Kissing 'er's great, but fuckin' 'er's better
Anita - I need a little rest before the gang bang
Mabel - Maybe she'll do us all the gang bang
Eisenhower - I's an hour late for the gang bang

TWENTY TOES

Here’s the game of twenty toes.
It’s played all over town.
The girls play it with ten toes up.
The boys with ten toes down.