Does this kinda thing ever just hurt you to watch? Like you want to take it into your own hands and take control/tear them apart publicly? Well now you can. I have gone to the trouble/delight of making you some FAIL park tickets. Print 3 x of these: (PDF) cut up, keep in dash. Incite some FAIL.

ARHRGHHGHRGHHH *Arnie*:

.... ARHRGHHGHRGHHH (totally worth it right?).

Heckler: Shut down.

Out of business. Scram. GTFO. Gone. (NB: I'm bringing back 'Scram', such an awesome unused word.)

BREAK STUFF. Dude, that's not cool man. You just broke that flatscreen. Now you're just going to have to buy another one. That was just dumb.

Douche, chill:

Wow, over-reaction of a lifetime.

LOLTATZ of the Week: 13yo with a full sleeve Tattoo
So, anything goes in motherland Russia huh? 13 years old and has barely got fluff on his nether regions and he's already got a full sleeve. Helps to have a tattooist father, or does it???

I mean they are done very well, not arguing the quality, but the moralistic value. That's a goddamn straight-edge tattoo on his inner bicep! I get mad when I see edge kids at 17-18 for not making an informed and seriously well thought out decision only for them to break edge a few years later because it was just a fad/stage in their lives. But this? THIRTEEN years old! What were you doing when you were 13?? Also I hope that says MILF on his left knux! Lulz.

Opinions???

I managed to find this in some dead-ass Facebook fan page to horrible tattoos. A goldmine of sorts. Buzzfeed > Viral content. Profit.

you probably dont know what happened to me today, how could you? well some inconsiderate duck from my office opened a spam attachment and our whole internet network has been down ever since. and it just came back on, and its nearly 5 and i have shit to do, and i havnt seen boti. if there is a massacre in the streets of sydney on the news tonight, i will be the massacrerererer.

HAHAHA nearly bid on fake frowns, but then i remembered paypal have frozen my account because ive changed credit cards and they cant get their collective dumb heads around the fact that i cant tell how much they deposit in to card which doesnt exist