Got To Love These Two Hockey Players Slashing Each Other In The Cock And Balls

We don’t pretend to know much about hockey, but it doesn’t take an expert to know that two players trying to rip each other’s dick off is great entertainment.

The Pittsburgh Penguins pushed their Eastern Conference Finals series with the Tampa Bay Lightning to a Game 7 after a 5-2 curb stomping Tuesday night. But you don’t come to the Daily Upper Decker for stats, highlights and analysis. That’s right, kids. You come here to see videos of two professional hockey players trying to disembowel one another, and that’s exactly what happened in last night’s game.

Tampa Bay’s Ryan Callahan started it by slashing Pittsburgh’s Evgeni Malkin in the pecker. Malkin, having none of it, gave his hockey stick a wind up for the ages before delivering a cock shot of his own: