TK-421 Why Aren't You At Your Post?

George Lucas is on a mission: to find and destroy his most precious works. In this case, The Star Wars Holiday Special. No, he doesn’t want to make Chewbacca and his newly discovered family CG creatures or make Darth Vader sing “O Holy Night.” He just hates it. He hates it, and he doesn’t want anyone making any money off of it, even though they totally will once he hands them the cash himself, and then eradicates every illegal copy of the special with his bare hands or the heel of his boot. Or at least this impersonator from Red Letter Media will do it for him. Happy Life Day, everyone!