Friday, May 25, 2012

Oh, this is not going to end well.

Or maybe it ends really really well, depending on your point of view.

A camp for sports and avoiding gay sex

May 24, 2012|By Kathy Boccella

This
weekend a group of men will gather at St. Charles Borromeo Seminary to
how learn to throw a spiral, make a three-point shot and hit a long ball
— and to resist homosexual urges.
Courage, a Catholic group that
encourages people with same-sex attraction to remain celibate, is
holding its 13th annual sports camp in which “men physically compete on
the field while enriching their souls through a daily regimen of prayer,
confessions, mass, and the Liturgy of the Hours,” according to the
group’s website.

Oh my God. What better way for a gay man to remain celibate than by spending time in a locker room with other fit, sweaty gay men?

I know I'm even straighter now, having seen this picture.

The member, who asked not to be identified, said the weekend was a
“tutorial sports event” and “not some sort of brainwashing camp that
tries to make someone into something they’re not.”