I have finally started building a saucer-shaped UFO. Unlike other designers, I've build the sound that it should make first, using harmonics derived from the Mayan calender and the distances between the pyramids and the Angkor temples (well, I've still got to work out the mathematics, but I'm sure I'll find a way to make it all match). Anyway, listening to these sounds for too long will get you abducted by aliens in the near future. Or you'll wake up in the middle of the night, running circles in the corn or doing weird things to cattle. This is the sound of my UFO directing gravity waves downwards, so it's going UP.